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The Morning Report — 8/ 7 /26

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The former premier of the Soviet Union once stated "I can prophecy that your grandchildren in America will live under socialism -- Our firm conviction is that sooner or later Capitalism will give way to Socialism. Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you."

And so here we are almost 70 years on and although the Soviet Union is also now the former Soviet Union, existing as it once did as Russia. regardless of the thuggery and corruption of its current leader Vladimir Putin, the question is, was Nikita Khrushchev right, or is the jury still out on his prediction.

Let's take a gander at a few things that might shed some light on the situation. First up, we have the Dairy State, to which I escaped from NYC merely 5 short years ago.

Francesca Hong is running to be the next governor of Wisconsin, but she can’t decide if she wants to be the Grinch who stole Thanksgiving, too. Thanksgiving? We’re talking about Thanksgiving in August? In 2020, she tweeted that we should stick a carving knife in the national holiday of gratitude because it was “celebrating colonialism.”

From that flaming pile of excrement we go south to Texas where you'd think, saner heads would for sure be prevailing. You'd think, until . . .

James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers' The Pride Month event also featured a drag queen with the provocative name 'Sedonya Face'

Of course, these are merely candidates for governor and senator. But would the party run them if they didn't think they had a shot at rallying their troops. And speaking of which, first up we have...

About a mile and a half from where Luigi Mangione (allegedly) murdered UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, and a schlep from the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn where the (alleged) assassin is being held as he awaits state and federal trials, Luigi: The Musical finished its six-night New York City run at The Green Room 42 in the YOTEL New York Times Square.

Springtime for Hitler was merely Mel Brooks being funny. At the time some thought even he went a bit too far with The Prodcuers but sadly it seems as if he was actually being prescient. Just as the late great Paddy Chayefsky was with Network

And here we have another one who will bury, er that is BURN us.

An upcoming criminal trial may reshape public opinion about the main cause of the 2025 Palisades Fire in Southern California, redefining it as a consequence not of climate change but of class warfare.

While all of the previous maniacs were all born and raised here, we still have Michiganistan and Islam to contend with...

The financial and ideological ties between El-Sayed and CAIR raise questions about his candidacy, given CAIR’s controversial history and alleged links to terrorist organizations. This could become a focal point in the Michigan Senate race as voters scrutinize the influence of such organizations on political candidates.

Well, it's nice to believe as some do that Mike Rogers will beat this fiend. But please remember that beyond the base, Michigan's elections are run by Governor Wretched Whitler and Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson who were both, especially the latter, instrumental in the thievery that stole the state from Trump and gave it to Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Biden in 2020 in the middle of the night in Wayne County where election observers were ejected, the windows covered and 18-wheelers full of ballots hauled in.

So, as we close out the week, let's try to end on a much happier note:

Ever since Donald Trump returned to the White House and especially since Trump’s Liberation Day tariff announcement, the economic press has reported that American manufacturing is struggling under President Trump’s tariffs. Even worse: stories have frequently claimed that manufacturing is struggling because of the tariffs. The Wall Street Journal declared manufacturing “in retreat.” The Associated Press said tariffs were “hurting American manufacturers instead of helping them.” Reuters reported that import duties had undercut manufacturing.
There’s just one problem: none of that is happening. If tariffs are hurting American manufacturing, someone forgot to tell the factories.

The Labor Department reported Thursday that manufacturing output rose at a 4.6 percent annual rate in the second quarter. Hours worked increased 2.6 percent. Productivity, which measures output per hour, rose 1.9 percent.

And on top of that, we have this bit of orgasmatronia!

President Donald Trump signed two executive orders Thursday that end birth tourism and expand the definition of who does not qualify for birthright citizenship. . . The first Executive Order non-exhaustively identifies certain categories of children of aliens who are not entitled to birthright citizenship consistent with historical exceptions to birthright citizenship recognized by the Supreme Court in Barbara. The second Executive Order delegates presidential authorities to the Secretary of State and Secretary of Homeland Security and directs them to halt the practice of birth tourism.

Well, I'm sure the lawsuits will start flying and the usual crackpot nutters will threaten SCOTUS justices and their families but who knows? If Roe v. Wade could be nixed, perhaps there's hope that the 14th Amendment could actually be read and upheld as written and intended. My concern isn't necessarily with the Leftists it's mostly the RINOs who will stab us in the back.

So we're in the mass grave or marching to it, but perhaps the first shovel-full of dirt has yet to be dropped on us?

How's that for optimism?! And with that I bid you all


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1 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (2Cry5)

2 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)

3 Thank you JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

4 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (cpFbA)

5 Is this the right place?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (U+tJ3)

6 Good morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 07:34 AM (lXoJ5)

7 Good morning morons.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 07, 2026 07:34 AM (Q/FnY)

8 Coca Cola can go fuck itself. Don't drink that poison.

It's a great way to dissolve rust, though. I used it once to clean some tore bolts I was having trouble loosening.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:35 AM (U+tJ3)

9 Luigi: The Musical

Yeah, I remember how health care policy changed after...what? Nothing changed? Even after the exec's death? Almost as if what Luigi did was pointless.

I don't think the Left really wants us thinking that putting bullets in the brainpans of people we view as a threat is a cool idea.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 07:37 AM (lXoJ5)

10 Migrants Invaded Ceuta Because A Court Encouraged Them. SCOTUS Just Did The Same Here

As Nayib Bukele, Prophet of Sanity, once said, "If a country does not remove corrupt judges, it cannot fix its systemic issues."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

11 8 Coca Cola can go fuck itself. Don't drink that poison.

It's a great way to dissolve rust, though. I used it once to clean some tore bolts I was having trouble loosening.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:35 AM (U+tJ3)


Buy the supermarket brand cola so long as you see Phosphoric Acid as an ingredient.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 07:37 AM (x0n13)

12 Willowed: I commented last thread that the Dog Days of August are so nasty here that I call them the Jackal Days or the Hyena Days. Dogs are good-looking; those two species are not.

Come to think of it, hyenas look like the first, unfinished draft of the dog. Just as opossums look like the first draft of the cat. I imagine God saying, "Come *on*, you can do better than *that* --!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:38 AM (wzUl9)

13 Hong doesn't like colonialism, but embraces immigration? Huh?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 07:38 AM (wVCl1)

14 In before the popup ads with copious cleavage...

Too late.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 07:39 AM (j10i6)

15 I, for one, am in favor of celebrities offing themselves.

Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 07:39 AM (MWfyi)

16 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 07:40 AM (sTU8y)

17 James Talarico headlined a drag show? Yeah, Texas will definitely vote for that queen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:41 AM (yeRBj)

18 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:43 AM (JvZF+)

19 Trump Signs Orders That End Birth Tourism, Limit Birthright Citizenship

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No, I didn't read the article yet. But this begs the instantaneous question of how long it will be before a judge immediately stops it? And how can this be done if SCOTUS has already said birthright citizenship is a-ok from a constitutional position (as laughable as it is)?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

20 Francesca Hong says she wants to "cancel" Thanksgiving?

How does one go about that? Forbid the sale of turkeys, yams, pumpkin pie?

Such a stupid and unserious, yet highly demented person. The country has collectively lost it's mind if we're seriously going to elect someone who has certainly lost theirs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 07:46 AM (2Cry5)

21 Trump Gives Iran One Last Chance. Tehran Is the One Running Out of Time

This last chance number what? 20?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:46 AM (l3cgK)

22 9 Luigi: The Musical

Yeah, I remember how health care policy changed after...what? Nothing changed? Even after the exec's death? Almost as if what Luigi did was pointless.

I don't think the Left really wants us thinking that putting bullets in the brainpans of people we view as a threat is a cool idea.
Posted by: NR Pax

You do realize that year-1 Kirkaversary is less than one month away...
https://www.tinyurl.com/forWARd-WhenLIBsDisarm

To be presided over by the Smirking Madmani standing next to the Pyschodancin' AOC in exctacy of all the money she can seize and people to burn....

remember who did this:

it would be wrong to cut off contact with the terror group just because they may have killed people "in a way that we hate." -- Bill Clinton'06 near the height of his association with Epstein

Palestinians elected Hamas because they promised to make the buses run on time -- Bill Clinton'06


I tried to represent a better America when I was president. But now I don't have to...- Bill Clinton'06

--- He was on a roll that year, because he didn't have to go to Epstien's island, it came to him, that was AVILOOP was/is...

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 07, 2026 07:46 AM (eS+Uj)

23 "I can certainly understand the American people are maybe looking at this, and they say, well, it seems like we’re making progress, and then it seems like we’re not."

I worked on a very expensive home one time, 10 million or so, and when the owner complained to the foreman about progress, he said "Some things show, and some things don't".

Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 07:47 AM (MWfyi)

24 I offer Mrs. Fauci a return of the Fauci salute. In addition, I routinely fart in the general direction of D.C., and I will dedicate the next one to her.
The only form of justice that I predict for that couple, is that they will need to reside in D.C. for several more years to make court appearances, and they won’t be able to retire full time to a luxurious resort town.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 07:47 AM (1FEc1)

25 No, I didn't read the article yet. But this begs the instantaneous question of how long it will be before a judge immediately stops it? And how can this be done if SCOTUS has already said birthright citizenship is a-ok from a constitutional position (as laughable as it is)?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)


Tougher to kill this one, I think. The EO basically says that if you're in the US just long enough to give birth and then immediately take the child back to whatever country you're visiting from then you obviously aren't under the jurisdiction of the US so not a citizen.

The courts could shit on him again but at some point they make it plain to even the dimmest of bulbs that they're not trying to uphold the Constitution, they're trying to destroy the country.

Trump is the unmasker.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

26 Read Rush Limbaugh's "The True Story of Thanksgiving." It is anti-Communist, anti-Socialist.

The Pilgrims land off-course after months at sea, hitting the Americas right as winter was starting. Many died, more would have if the natives didn't spare food.

They also went Communist before Communism - everyone would work, their produce would go into a central bank. That bank was to pay off the loan that paid for the journey to the new world. But everyone, man, woman, and child, also got one share of everything produced. Each according to their ability, each according to their need.

The journal of the leader showed this was a crap idea even then. It did not work, and it was turning godly people (they left Europe because of religion!) into hating their neighbors. So they scrapped the whole commune deal. Somewhat quickly, because these weren't over-educated retards like from today's "higher" learning. Every family was given a plot of land. They could sell what they grew and made.

First winter - pity food from the natives. Next winter - abundance because you worked to eat. Apparently, they paid off that loan pretty quickly too afterwards.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 07, 2026 07:48 AM (4h45B)

27 "How does one go about that? Forbid the sale of turkeys, yams, pumpkin pie?"

L Tryptophan is the silent killer...ban it!

And just like that - turkey is no longer an endangered species come November

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 07:48 AM (j10i6)

28 Unfortunately the message of Network is sorely needed by Gen. Y and Millenials who are completely deaf to it.

The media hate you. Their practitioners are liars and scum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:49 AM (JvZF+)

29 I can certainly understand the American people are maybe looking at gladiator movies

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 07:50 AM (77Xnc)

30 Your Trump Daily Ultimatum:

>Trump Gives Iran One Last Chance. Tehran Is the One Running Out of Time

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)

31 Morning, Horde. Off to do my morning walk and then I'll read the content and a few links.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 07:52 AM (aJQbY)

32 These 19 Angelenos are frustrated with their leaders—but few are ready to vote Republican.

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As the apt saying goes, "you can't fix stupid." SMH

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

33 Back in my banker days I remember a veteran telling me real estate developers always finished their projects by suing each other.

It was normal to sue over the punch list, then sue partners, and then sue anyone else involved. Trump is at that stage with Iran. Just pay no attention while he does the statecraft equivalent of suing them, as he finishes off whatever the hell he is doing over there. As long as none of our guys have to land on the beach I guess I'm ok with target practice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:52 AM (gd9nb)

34 21 Trump Gives Iran One Last Chance. Tehran Is the One Running Out of Time

This last chance number what? 20?
Posted by: jim

I want to believe there's more going on here than meets the eye, but I have my doubts, missy.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 07:53 AM (Y8DZL)

35 34 21 Trump Gives Iran One Last Chance. Tehran Is the One Running Out of Time

This last chance number what? 20?
Posted by: jim

I want to believe there's more going on here than meets the eye, but I have my doubts, missy.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 07:53 AM (Y8DZL)

Don't call me Shirley Missy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:54 AM (l3cgK)

36 I'm proud to report if you ask Girl F. "What is the number one rule of TV?" she will rotely repeat "Everything on TV is a lie." because I've drilled this since she was a child.

She also says she no longer reads The Economist but she might be shining me on.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:54 AM (JvZF+)

37 Read Rush Limbaugh's "The True Story of Thanksgiving." It is anti-Communist, anti-Socialist.
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Excellent point.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:55 AM (gd9nb)

38 Election Integrity Is Not Voter Suppression

Indeed; it's ILLEGAL VOTE Suppression.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:56 AM (l3cgK)

39 Scientists: New Horizons’ images of Pluto suggest liquid nitrogen flows in the cracks

Cold flow in the crack...Brrrr!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (l3cgK)

40 21 Trump Gives Iran One Last Chance. Tehran Is the One Running Out of Time

Give us just a one more last chance
Before you say we're through
We know we drive you crazy, Trumpy
It's the best that we can do
We're just some good ol' IRGC boys a-makin' noise
We ain't runnin' around on you
Give us just one more last chance
Before you say we're through

https://youtu.be/aGfgIQfpbWI

Posted by: Not Vince Gill at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (wVcYX)

41 So I guess that Hong now backtracked on cancelling Thanksgiving?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (xSAlF)

42 John Sailer
@JohnDSailer
If you're wondering about the mood at Cambridge, here's one professors verdict after the Arday affair: "It's disastrous for Cambridge, and it's disastrous for higher education."
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3:19 PM · Aug 5, 2026
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Everyone involved in this debacle contributed to perpetuating a fraud, advancing racism, and corrupting Western civilization. Triple play.

Bravo "smart people!"

Where is the Nothing Will Happen guy?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (JvZF+)

43 Coca-Cola Said No To Jesus But Yes To Satan

Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:00 AM (l3cgK)

44 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:00 AM (77rzZ)

45 43 Coca-Cola Said No To Jesus But Yes To Satan

Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:00 AM (l3cgK)

Can I get a bottle that says "Coca Cola is Crap"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:01 AM (l3cgK)

46 TGIF all

We’re in a weird spot right now. Depending on the day of the week or hour of the day, I alternate between thinking we’re on the cusp of disaster to believing a sweeping series of victories are on the threshold. From Iran is disastrous politically to a belief that Iran is slowly crumbling; from a feeling Dems will sweep the midterms to optimism the GOP keeps both chambers. I can’t make up my mind, which is unusual… strange

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:01 AM (ugElV)

47 I'm proud to report if you ask Girl F. "What is the number one rule of TV?" she will rotely repeat "Everything on TV is a lie." because I've drilled this since she was a child.

That right there is exceptional parenting.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:01 AM (lXoJ5)

48 41 So I guess that Hong now backtracked on cancelling Thanksgiving?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (xSAlF)
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Only to get elected. Don't believe a word; she hates Thanksgiving, Christmas, July 4th, 9/11 Anniversary, DDay, whatever. She hates America.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:02 AM (yeRBj)

49 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 07, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)

50 The website cited restrictions on religious figures for why it wouldn’t create the can with Jesus’ name on it. It did, however, allow users to generate the messages “Jesus is bad” and “Jesus is evil.”

I went to school with quite a few Jesúses...They're being racist against a perfectly good Hispanic name...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:02 AM (l3cgK)

51 Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:02 AM (yeRBj)

I don't believe her. I was noticing the political backtracking.

Besides, you think someone who was a chef would celebrate Thanksgiving. Lots of people do go out on that holiday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 08:03 AM (W90Ou)

52
“At the end of the day, we need to elect JD,” the president reportedly stated.
Report — Trump Tells Donors He Wants Vice President Vance to Win in 2028: ‘We Need to Elect JD’

The counter to this story is that someone yesterday asked Trump about this on camera, and. Trump replied “no, I think it’s way too early for anyone to start worrying about 2028.”

Seems to be a window on how many stories are just made up these days. And I think Trump is exactly right here - it’s way too early to be worrying about that. At the very least get through the ‘26 elections first!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:04 AM (+iIn9)

53 The website cited restrictions on religious figures for why it wouldn’t create the can with Jesus’ name on it.

But didn't explain why that prohibition didn't work for Allah or S'tan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)

54 Vanderbilt Trustees passed a resolution affirming the administration's right to terminate antisemites and other faculty and staff using their jobs to promote communism instead of education.

The Chronicle Of Higher Education, an industry rag, is melting down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:05 AM (yeRBj)

55 Thank you JJ.

Taking care of Ralphy. So need coffee. Dude made it through another week.

Today's lies and misinformation

CBC - Thailand gunman kills 7 at school. He was 14. Wildfires. US Border Patrol. Meta fined - yeah that money won't be stolen and misused.

CNN - Blanche - Murkowski isn't supporting. Dumb bitch. Mitch won't vote.

MS Now - Iran. US squandered strategic advantage.

Fox - Sanders won't endorse Hong. Not crazy enough? Doesn't have enough houses or money? Don't know.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:06 AM (Sco7b)

56 No Yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at August 07, 2026 08:06 AM (45BvE)

57 James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers'

Child abuse. Straight to jail.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (O7YUW)

58 Yale Law faculty and the New York Times, a toxic combination:

Boomers are reluctant to relinquish control — from political offices to corner offices — to the detriment of their juniors. In a society where the elderly hold so much power, should younger generations revolt?

My guest today is Samuel Moyn, a professor at Yale Law School, and he argues that American democracy is distorted by the power of the old. We discuss how seniors have hoarded wealth and influence and how Americans can renew an intergenerational compact.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (XuKj1)

59 The War On Terror failed. There's still plenty of terror.

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)

60 @47/NR Pax: "That right there is exceptional parenting."

Yup. I taught my kids that when the phone rights, what is our first thought? "It's a scam."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:09 AM (O7YUW)

61 57 James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers'

Child abuse. Straight to jail.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (O7YUW)


Straight to HELL...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 08:09 AM (x0n13)

62 Re 60: When the phone RINGS

FFS caffeine, do your job.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:09 AM (O7YUW)

63 The website cited restrictions on religious figures for why it wouldn’t create the can with Jesus’ name on it.


Hundreds of thousands of Mexicans named Haysuess are pissed.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 08:10 AM (sTU8y)

64 >>>Vance: Resolving Iran Situation ‘Going to Be Messy and It’s Going to Take Some Time’

Some people get it. Some people want their pony, NOW.

The progress of the conflict from the U.S. perspective is leaps and bounds better than even the highest successes of GWOT, IMO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 08:10 AM (dK+Kv)

65 Boomers are reluctant to relinquish control — from political offices to corner offices — to the detriment of their juniors.

Millennials and GenZ languish in poverty and despair because this one old fart elected in a state in which they don't live, or this CEO in some company at which they don't work, won't just die already and leave me the money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

66 > The War On Terror failed. There's still plenty of terror.
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It was never about defeating terror.

It was about making certain people rich. Instituting measures to control the public here at home. Create a rationale for doing things abroad that otherwise might be questioned.

It was, by most measures, successful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Cry5)

67 Bravo "smart people!"

Where is the Nothing Will Happen guy?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (JvZF+)

To me one of the funniest lies was that he told everyone that he was a runner, and he once ran 30 marathons in 33 days. And they all just said “ooh that’s really good” without thinking that there’s only a handful of elite runners in the world who could maybe do that.

This guy was much like the old pathological liar character that Jon Lovitz played on SNL, iirc. He just made up increasingly wild claims and probably laughed himself to sleep every night at what he could say and get away with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (+iIn9)

68 The War On Terror failed. There's still plenty of terror.
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)

That's because it is the wrong war. What is needed is a War Against Islam.

Posted by: The War To End All Wars at August 07, 2026 08:12 AM (45BvE)

69 It was never about defeating terror.

It was about making certain people rich. Instituting measures to control the public here at home. Create a rationale for doing things abroad that otherwise might be questioned.

It was, by most measures, successful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Cry5)


I rate this as... correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

70 Only to get elected. Don't believe a word; she hates Thanksgiving, Christmas, July 4th, 9/11 Anniversary, DDay, whatever. She hates America.

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You don't say the deeply anti-American things she says and then "backtrack." What she expressed shows her deeply held beliefs. To believe otherwise is foolish.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

71 >That's because it is the wrong war. What is needed is a War Against Islam.

Posted by: The War To End All Wars
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I do believe there will be a war of civilizations in the future.

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

72 The War On Terror failed. There's still plenty of terror.
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)

That's because it is the wrong war. What is needed is a War Against Islam.
Posted by: The War To End All Wars at August 07, 2026 08:12 AM (45BvE)


A war against Islam would not accomplish the goals of the architects of the WoT.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

73 Good morning brothers and sisters. I am still here, and slowly getting better. Thanks for prayers!

Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2026 08:14 AM (z6ONu)

74 Is there ANY Dem candidate out there who’s not an off-the-charts weirdo?

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)

75 Hey, Buck! Good to hear!

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:16 AM (77rzZ)

76 61 57 James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers'

Child abuse. Straight to jail.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (O7YUW)

No kidding.

That should also extend to Hollywood shows where anyone under 18 is portrayed as gay or trans. Or submitted to that crap. There was a kids show 'Popularity Papers' where one of the main characters had two gay Dads - one a drag queen.

They actually had a kid dress in drag for a PRIDE WEEK thing. It was pretty disgusting.

And then the was Fay and Fluffy which was aimed at 6 year olds.

Fortunately, most of Canada's kids networks went off the air.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:16 AM (Sco7b)

77 That is good, Buck. Nice to see you pop in!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 08:17 AM (2UJ+q)

78 My guest today is Samuel Moyn, a professor at Yale Law School, and he argues that American democracy is distorted by the power of the old. We discuss how seniors have hoarded wealth and influence and how Americans can renew an intergenerational compact.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (XuKj1)
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The face of evil a pernicious insidious diabolical evil.

This person would probably say something that would make them unsafe in my presence, he certainly did in that interview.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:18 AM (JvZF+)

79 Governor Wretched Whitler and Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson who were both, especially the latter, instrumental in the thievery that stole the state from Trump and gave it to Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Biden in 2020 in the middle of the night in Wayne County where election observers were ejected, the windows covered and 18-wheelers full of ballots hauled in.

==


Who won Michigan in 2024 ?

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:18 AM (g47mK)

80 Bulg, Piper!! Thanks.

Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2026 08:18 AM (z6ONu)

81 Good morning Hordelings!

Seen any good intrusive ads lately?

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:19 AM (S0M0K)

82 Good morning Hordelings!

Seen any good intrusive ads lately?
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:19 AM (S0M0K)

Depends.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 08:20 AM (wVcYX)

83 We discuss how seniors have hoarded wealth and influence and how Americans can renew an intergenerational compact.

While it's not an incorrect observation, I am betting the solution offered is not a very pleasant one.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:20 AM (lXoJ5)

84 Vanderbilt Trustees passed a resolution affirming the administration's right to terminate antisemites and other faculty and staff using their jobs to promote communism instead of education.

The Chronicle Of Higher Education, an industry rag, is melting down.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:05 AM (yeRBj)
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Lemme guess...

The faculty are ranting about the administration infringing on "muh academic freedoom!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (FZ29D)

85 Did the cancelled Miss North Carolina Brittany Boltinghouse have an African American boyfriend at the time she used forbidden rapper vocabulary, apparently as a term of endearment?
Both Ms. Boltinghouse and the successor Miss North Carolina have darker complexion than Northern Europeans. Who is entitled to use rapper vocabulary without sanction?
I warned my older daughter, who was a rap fan as a teenager, NEVER to use rapper language. I refer to “Mark Fuhrman Syndrome” as use of language that can someday be used against you years later.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (1FEc1)

86 It was about making certain people rich. Instituting measures to control the public here at home. Create a rationale for doing things abroad that otherwise might be questioned.

It was, by most measures, successful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Cry5)

Wait a minute - are you saying that it was just like the War on Poverty, and the War on Drugs?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:22 AM (+iIn9)

87 > The War On Terror failed. There's still plenty of terror.
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It was never about defeating terror.

It was about making certain people rich. Instituting measures to control the public here at home. Create a rationale for doing things abroad that otherwise might be questioned.

It was, by most measures, successful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Cry5)

In retrospect, the "War on . . ." construct should have been a dead giveaway that success and achieving the stated objective was never going to be the goal. The lack of clearly defined objectives or strategic outcomes should have been another clue.

F W to hell.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 08:22 AM (dK+Kv)

88 Wait a minute - are you saying that it was just like the War on Poverty, and the War on Drugs?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:22 AM (+iIn9)

Thanks for the TL;DR of my concurrent thought.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 08:22 AM (dK+Kv)

89 Seen any good intrusive ads lately?
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:19 AM (S0M0K)

Only older ladies with copious cleavage offering up their late-stage genocidal booberage for optimal viewing...other than that, no.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (j10i6)

90 74 Is there ANY Dem candidate out there who’s not an off-the-charts weirdo?
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)


Joe Crowley, the old Irish guy who Titty-Caca AOC ousted. He was just a corrupt machine pol in the Boss Tweed/Tammany Hall vein. Crooks but not crazy anti-Americans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (x0n13)

91 I saw Boomer Boobs open for Whitesnake back in the 80s. It was awesome.

Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 08:24 AM (MWfyi)

92 "Trump believes in American negotiation, which sees both sides winning a lot and losing a little; the mullahs believe in our complete destruction."

Here's a thought: How about we start believing in their total destruction?

As a side note, I find it interesting that the elites never bring up Daniel Pearl, the WSJ reporter beheaded by an Islamic.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2026 08:25 AM (7s9Qe)

93 I do believe there will be a war of civilizations in the future.
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

Yeah, I read a book about that. It was called Revelations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:26 AM (+iIn9)

94 This guy was much like the old pathological liar character that Jon Lovitz played on SNL, iirc. He just made up increasingly wild claims and probably laughed himself to sleep every night at what he could say and get away with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (+iIn9)
=====

The psychology of everyone involved in this farce is utterly fascinating.

Every photo I have seen of this guy his skin shines likes its been buffed and he is wearing eye-liner.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:26 AM (JvZF+)

95 "I find it interesting that the elites never bring up Daniel Pearl, the WSJ reporter beheaded by an Islamic."

I believe the term is "Horsemaned".

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (MWfyi)

96 Speaking of boomeranged, whatever happened to an ‘Ette named Bebe’s boobs destroy?

Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (z6ONu)

97 91 I saw Boomer Boobs open for Whitesnake back in the 80s. It was awesome.

Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 08:24 AM (MWfyi)

Yeah, but their sales started to sag after the 80's...right into the basement.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (l3cgK)

98 I saw Boomer Boobs open for Whitesnake back in the 80s.

They certainly were featured a lot in their videos.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (lXoJ5)

99 91 I saw Boomer Boobs open for Whitesnake back in the 80s. It was awesome.
Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 08:24 AM (MWfyi)

I went to see Pronounced Hooterage instead. Not bad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (ALKK0)

100 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: I was making the coffee at August 07, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

101 Booberage ! Darn autocorrect to heck

Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2026 08:28 AM (z6ONu)

102 Thomas Massie is on the twitters talking about burritos, because that's been the main point of political discussion there for days. Because the right always latches onto the stupid traps that the left throws out.

Anyway, he has an interesting theory on why burritos might be more expensive and it involves a very specific foreign interest, but you'll never guess who, literally impossible to predict the shocking revelation he makes, no not in a million years could you guess, don't even try bro.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (3uBP9)

103 Seen any good intrusive ads lately?
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:19 AM (S0M0K)

Only older ladies with copious cleavage offering up their late-stage genocidal booberage for optimal viewing...other than that, no.
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (j10i6)


The brunette in the floral tank top near the pool is my favorite. I'm almost tempted to try to learn her weird trick.

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (S0M0K)

104 I went to see Pronounced Hooterage instead. Not bad
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (ALKK0)


Interestingly, I'm told that "Pronounced Hooterage" means Big Nose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

105 I still get the popup ad… once per refresh. But easy to delete… a continued minor annoyance

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (ALKK0)

106 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

107 I think whenever the government proclaims it's going to
"put an end" (go to war) over anything it's gibberish. In today's world it's just a way to obfuscate their real intentions by making something sound so dire that extreme measures need to be taken.

It's an excuse to do things the public probably wouldn't approve of.

Covid was a prime example of a mild situation that was leveraged to run a massive compliance op on the general public. It got the majority of the public to abide some of the most asinine mandates known to man.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:30 AM (2Cry5)

108 >In retrospect, the "War on . . ." construct should have been a dead giveaway that success and achieving the stated objective was never going to be the goal. The lack of clearly defined objectives or strategic outcomes should have been another clue.

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a lot of what government does is about politicians protecting their phony baloney jobs

'We have to be seen as Doing Something'

IMO YMMV

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)

109 Bolshevik AOC got in by winning a low turnout primary against Menshevik Joe Crowley who was #3 in the D House hierarchy.

She won a literal beauty contest run by the DSA to be their representative. She was at peak pulchritude with ripe but still firm melons.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (dtajH)

110 The faculty are ranting about the administration infringing on "muh academic freedoom!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (FZ29D)
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Ding! Ding! Ding!

Got it in one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (lIvnD)

111 GatewayPundit. Another immigrant success story.

The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies is pulling a film that presents the harrowing journey of an Afghan teenager to Europe after the man featured in it was accused of the killing of a Scottish aid worker whose body was found inside a suitcase.

Sharif Ahmadzai, 26, was ordered jailed pending trial by a Greek court on Thursday in the death of Elisabeth-Jane Ross, a 38-year-old psychotherapist and volunteer aid worker from Scotland



Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (Sco7b)

112 108 >In retrospect, the "War on . . ." construct should have been a dead giveaway that success and achieving the stated objective was never going to be the goal. The lack of clearly defined objectives or strategic outcomes should have been another clue.

-----

a lot of what government does is about politicians protecting their phony baloney jobs

'We have to be seen as Doing Something'

IMO YMMV

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)

Gov't breaks something, then says they'll fix it, then spends lots of our tax dollars to not fix the thing they broke. Repeat and rinse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (l3cgK)

113 Late-stage genocidal booberage?
What is it?

Posted by: Victor Vector at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

114 You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)


Espresso, cappuccino, latte, Joe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

115 Late-stage genocidal booberage?
What is it?
Posted by: Victor Vector at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

Beats genocidal Thanksgiving any day...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (j10i6)

116 >>>Report: Iran’s President Only Allowed to Speak to Missing ‘Supreme Leader’ in Dark Car Meeting
~~~~~

So, like Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (3ImbR)

117 I’m still mesmerized by the idea of a boob-climbing wall from last night’s ONT.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

118 If creeps like El-Sayed or Talarico actually win in November then yes the world is coming to an end

I just saw the city council in McKinney, TX voted 7-0 to allow construction of a new mosque and Islamic center there. McKinney is deep red… WTF!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (ALKK0)

119 "The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies is pulling a film that presents the harrowing journey of an Afghan teenager to Europe after the man featured in it was accused of the killing of a Scottish aid worker whose body was found inside a suitcase."

Are they criticizing his culture? That sound like they are criticizing his culture.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (MWfyi)

120 I’m still mesmerized by the idea of a boob-climbing wall from last night’s ONT.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

Pretty slippery when wet one would suppose...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j10i6)

121 117 I’m still mesmerized by the idea of a boob-climbing wall from last night’s ONT.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

Ya gotta get the texture just right...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)

122 Everyone's talking about burritos. I have no idea why. I'm ok with that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)

123 I’m still mesmerized by the idea of a boob-climbing wall from last night’s ONT.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

You'll put your eye out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (dK+Kv)

124 Pack of wild coyotes takes over abandoned condo complex in West Hollywood . If you scroll down in the article, former Mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt has some darkly amusing comments on it. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4vfkpk7h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (rHgXV)

125 I just saw the city council in McKinney, TX voted 7-0 to allow construction of a new mosque and Islamic center there. McKinney is deep red… WTF!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (ALKK0)


My guess is that the muslims paid the council enough that they're set even if they're voted out of office at the next opportunity. Given the fact that hundreds of people showed up to speak against it, that's a real possibility. Still... damage done.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

126 Abdul el Sayed tells Rogers ... "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."
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Do you see the masculine Democrat toughguy rebrand yet? They are copying what Trump did, but from the Left and as a "movement" instead of a single person. Soon the picture of Democrats - sneaky establishment power stepping on the common man, and the feminine gay and trans identity bud light driven horseshit party that Trump worked so hard to fight and expose - will be a memory.

The new energetic party has a message - they are the party of the working man again. And strong. It's about branding, not reality. They're starting extreme to get attention and then the Party can slowly modulate the message, depending on how things are received. Trump did this too by opening with crazy extreme ideas (a muslim ban, punishment for abortions) and then paring back.

Calling him scary did not work and Democrats know why. And he lurched the country Right despite having just his voice - and so with practically 100% media control, they're giving it a shot. And they get to do it the Democrat Way. At arm's length in case it doesn't quite work out. But heavily coordinated.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 08:35 AM (6UXQp)

127
Why do they all look like this...world-wide even?

https://instapundit.com/815203/


Massively confident in their ignorance and destructive stupidity.

Fortunately, the warning signs are there.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:36 AM (iJfKG)

128 Joe Crowley, the old Irish guy who Titty-Caca AOC ousted. He was just a corrupt machine pol in the Boss Tweed/Tammany Hall vein. Crooks but not crazy anti-Americans.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (x0n13)
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An old friend of mine, a Democrat politician years ago, has a beach house in NJ ("down the shore") where he is surrounded by houses owned by old time corrupt Democrats. I sort of miss those guys; they are pro-America and just trying to steal a little money, not your life and liberty!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:36 AM (xEtsj)

129 "... a film that presents the harrowing journey of an Afghan teenager to Europe after the man featured in it was accused of the killing of a Scottish aid worker whose body was found inside a suitcase."
......

It's a long way from Milan to Minsk.

Posted by: Rochelle at August 07, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

130 I refer to “Mark Fuhrman Syndrome” as use of language that can someday be used against you years later.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (1FEc1)

See also: Paula Dean (even though it was describing a robber who held a gun to her head)

Posted by: TxAnn at August 07, 2026 08:36 AM (SjAWL)

131 Everyone's talking about burritos. I have no idea why. I'm ok with that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)


They're expensive in some places, probably LA and the like. Places where lots of people feel the need to share on social media. AFAIK, no one has correlated the places where burritos are expensive to places where the minimum wage has been jacked way up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)

132 I just saw the city council in McKinney, TX voted 7-0 to allow construction of a new mosque and Islamic center there. McKinney is deep red… WTF!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (ALKK0)

I live in an allegedly "deep red" state in the process of selling its soul. The natives seem asleep, and the liberal emigres, having escaped their blue enclaves of shit-hole government and punitive taxation, are all harrumphing about cold-hearted conservatism and venting their TDS spleen. Stupid and sickening.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2026 08:37 AM (7s9Qe)

133 "The new energetic party has a message - they are the party of the working man again. And strong. "

One punch and down!

Posted by: That guy in Hawaii at August 07, 2026 08:38 AM (MWfyi)

134 Joe Crowley, the old Irish guy who Titty-Caca AOC ousted. He was just a corrupt machine pol in the Boss Tweed/Tammany Hall vein. Crooks but not crazy anti-Americans.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (x0n13)

What happened to the old school Democrat party is not complicated at all - it was based on nothing but thievery and racial grievances, but had managed to gain control of a lot of electoral systems. It had nothing left at all to offer younger voters who it was not serving in any way - but the things it controlled made it a ripe candidate for a takeover.

And that, obviously, is what is happening. I believe a big story in the future will be the revelation that the DSA is almost completely funded and led by the CCP, through intermediaries like Neville Singh. There’s a LOT of dark money behind them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:38 AM (+iIn9)

135 Woke up this morning to Lil Pooky humming and beating out the finale of The Overture of 1812 with his heels against the crib. Someone get this boy a conductor's baton!

Posted by: pookysgirl's house is filled with music at August 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Wt5PA)

136 "Do you see the masculine Democrat toughguy rebrand yet?"

Yeah, lots of sweaty gym photos showing dem dudes all in muscle shirts...pretend men in other words.

Don't think it works...but we'll see

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:40 AM (j10i6)

137 hmmm

"Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is in extremely critical condition and could pass away at any moment, two sources close to the Pezeshkian administration told IranWire."

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)

138 that is from 3 hours ago..

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (g47mK)

139 137 hmmm

"Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is in extremely critical condition and could pass away at any moment, two sources close to the Pezeshkian administration told IranWire."

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)

Toss him down a well! Stat!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)

140 > I just saw the city council in McKinney, TX voted 7-0 to allow construction of a new mosque and Islamic center there. McKinney is deep red… WTF!!!
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Burn it down.

The old ways are sometimes necessary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (2Cry5)

141 Everyone's talking about burritos. I have no idea why. I'm ok with that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)

I saw a retarded article yesterday in Unherd IIRC… the gist was that a lot of anti-MAGA faux conservatives (like Massie) are talking about the price of burritos as a proxy for bashing the Iran war… because of course it’s the Iran war has caused gas prices to skyrocket and along with that many other price increases. Parenthetical: Gas prices really aren’t up all that much…. These nuts are very creative in finding ways to bash Israel

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (TqDYN)

142 >>> I’m still mesmerized by the idea of a boob-climbing wall from last night’s ONT.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

Pretty slippery when wet one would suppose...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j10i6)


I have never clicked over to a past ONT so fast in my life. I assumed there was a video of this boob climbing wall. Teams of happy joyful people ascending this pillowy rampart. I, so much wanted to behold this beautiful sight and share in their joy.

Posted by: banana Dream - Imagine my disappointment at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (3uBP9)

143 not that he was alive, but now they are ready to announce it to the fanatics

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (g47mK)

144 When is the last time someone has posted video of Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

145 The company has made changes to its website following online backlash.
Coca-Cola Said No To Jesus But Yes To Satan

Oh, for goodness sakes.

Time for a cold RC?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

146 When is the last time someone has posted video of Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

I don't care if he's mouldering in the grave. The Ds hide their dead, we can do the same until the threat of a D replacement for Mitch is gone.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:43 AM (1Ff7Z)

147 Pack of wild coyotes takes over abandoned condo complex in West Hollywood . If you scroll down in the article, former Mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt has some darkly amusing comments on it. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4vfkpk7h
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (rHgXV)
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Great story

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:44 AM (lIvnD)

148 I have never clicked over to a past ONT so fast in my life. I assumed there was a video of this boob climbing wall. Teams of happy joyful people ascending this pillowy rampart. I, so much wanted to behold this beautiful sight and share in their joy.
Posted by: banana Dream - Imagine my disappointment at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM
++++

And post a pithy "Thanks for the mammaries."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

149 I have never clicked over to a past ONT so fast in my life. I assumed there was a video of this boob climbing wall. Teams of happy joyful people ascending this pillowy rampart. I, so much wanted to behold this beautiful sight and share in their joy.
Posted by: banana Dream - Imagine my disappointment at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (3uBP9)

You get over the top? Get rewarded with the back door bun slide!

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (j10i6)

150 Someone get this boy a conductor's baton!
Posted by: pookysgirl's house is filled with music at August 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Wt5PA)

Play Symphony No. 4 , 1st movement

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (Oy/m2)

151 >>> These nuts are very creative in finding ways to bash Israel
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (TqDYN)

The thing is, I'd be stoked if it were real. Just look at what they've done for weather control and space lasers. You get them focused on Tex-mex, who knows what they'd come up with. I guarantee you it would be delicious.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (3uBP9)

152 Hong could well be in a Nuthouse before November. If elected, will she be able to serve from a Rubber Room?

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)

153 Republicans must get serious about countering the leftists’ siren-song promises of free stuff to a generation that’s genuinely hurting.

I'm sure that every media outlet will be breaking land speed records to get their mics recording Republicans doing just this.

And they must take the time to explain how the previous round of free stuff is what got us into this expensive mess in the first place.

Which will be ignored because the spin will be that we don't want young people having free stuff because we're heartless and want grandma to die.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (lXoJ5)

154 147 Pack of wild coyotes takes over abandoned condo complex in West Hollywood . If you scroll down in the article, former Mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt has some darkly amusing comments on it. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4vfkpk7h
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (rHgXV)
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Great story

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:44 AM (lIvnD)

The new tenants in a socialist/communist paradise...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (l3cgK)

155
It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (cpFbA)


Stop trying to make "Flapjack Friday" happen!

...

But, Flapjack Saturday or Flapjack Sunday...now those might happen.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (iJfKG)

156 150 Someone get this boy a conductor's baton!
Posted by: pookysgirl's house is filled with music at August 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Wt5PA)

Play Symphony No. 4 , 1st movement

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (Oy/m2)

My kids were very good with their movements...so many diapers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (l3cgK)

157 >>> I’m still mesmerized by the idea of a boob-climbing wall from last night’s ONT.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

Pretty slippery when wet one would suppose...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j10i6)


I have never clicked over to a past ONT so fast in my life. I assumed there was a video of this boob climbing wall. Teams of happy joyful people ascending this pillowy rampart. I, so much wanted to behold this beautiful sight and share in their joy.
Posted by: banana Dream - Imagine my disappointment at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (3uBP9)

Time for a creative remake of The Eiger Sanction?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)

158 Good morning Horde thx JJ, happy Friday.
My favorite story of the week continues to be the saga of Prof Scott Galloway, a complete leftist, being shocked that he was "doxxed" by Mamdani's publishing second homeowners for the pied-a-terre tax. Galloway supports the tax but can't believe that the Mamdani administration "put a target on his back" .
The people who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party are shocked that that leopards are eating their faces

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (KY+FT)

159 I'm disappointed that Rand Paul didn't move to have the full Senate censor Fauci, to put the D senators on record. Would have been useful in the run-up to November.

Why? Comity among the Senate brotherhood?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (dtajH)

160 Hong could well be in a Nuthouse before November. If elected, will she be able to serve from a Rubber Room?
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)

They'll all gather with her and bounce ideas off the wall to see what sticks.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (1Ff7Z)

161 Which will be ignored because the spin will be that we don't want young people having free stuff because we're heartless and want grandma to die.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (lXoJ5)

I had a great T-shirt years ago that read in bold, black lettering: "Heartless Conservative." I need to replace it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (7s9Qe)

162 I can’t make up my mind, which is unusual… strange

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:01 AM (ugElV)

Here's what I think is most likely but subject to change. R's keep both houses (undeservedly because they're assholes who hate us) but the Democrat "strength" and "energy" is shown by a number of unexpected victories from their loudest contingent.

The story ends up being "yes these people are extreme but the average person is worried and scared about the future and the Democrat Party must start listening to them to win and to make a difference".

This paves the way for (possibly) a bridge candidate who can marry the old establishment'a moderation and money and sense (ha ha) with the open communism, "working person values" and "finger on the pulse" of the new breed.

It *could* be someone totally associated with DSA but I'm not certain of that at all.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (6UXQp)

163 Everyone's talking about burritos. I have no idea why. I'm ok with that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)

It started with some entitled Z complaining to Kolvet (TPUSA guy) about the price of his burrito; turns out he pays $20. which is of course hand delivered to him in his house by a delivery service. So normal people pointed out that they fed their family of 6 (or with burritos for the same price. and it went on from there - two sides, one bitching about the "affordability crisis" the other is like, dude get out of the house.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (g47mK)

164
125 I just saw the city council in McKinney, TX voted 7-0 to allow construction of a new mosque and Islamic center there. McKinney is deep red… WTF!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (ALKK0)

Although i certainly don’t like the idea, i have to sympathize with the city councilman. Given that all levels of government are subject to the 1st Amendment, on what legal grounds could they vote to deny?

I think they voted against volunteering for a large and expensive lawsuit they were guaranteed to lose. From a local report on the matter: “The site was already zoned for a place of worship and the plans did not ask for any exemptions from city rules. City staff also noted that it was fully compliant with established city requirements.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (+iIn9)

165 I saw a coyote mom in a local park where I live...she was out in the daytime, trotting down the street after leaving the park...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (l3cgK)

166 Time for a creative remake of The Eiger Sanction?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)

The Eager Sanction.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)

167 Rand Paul is the poster boy for old-school, grandiloquent, Senatorial futility.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2026 08:48 AM (7s9Qe)

168 145 The company has made changes to its website following online backlash.
Coca-Cola Said No To Jesus But Yes To Satan

Oh, for goodness sakes.

Time for a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

Time for the Bud Light treatment.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (N39Ws)

169 I'm 70 years old and have never eaten a burrito.

Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

170 Sooo da jooz are conspiring with Big Burrito to raise prices and with Big Morocco to invade Spain? Do I have that right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (JvZF+)

171 The Eager Sanction.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)

Where Beavers Dare

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (j10i6)

172 169 I'm 70 years old and have never eaten a burrito.

Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

You don't know what you've missed then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (l3cgK)

173 165 I saw a coyote mom in a local park where I live...she was out in the daytime, trotting down the street after leaving the park...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM
++++
She was on the way to the bar to meet me for Ladies Night.

Posted by: Cougar mom at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

174 I'm 70 years old and have never eaten a burrito.
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

How about a taco?

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (Oy/m2)

175 144 When is the last time someone has posted video of Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/

GatewayPundit had an article yesterday. Apparently being released but still 'under the weather.'

Blanche could use his vote according to CNN. Murkowski, hold onto your seats, is a no.

In so many ways, she's just a NO!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Sco7b)

176 Lots of coyotes in Westchester NY. They live on deer who have no other natural predator.

They even had a pod in The Bronx and would sometimes follow the railroad tracks into Manahattan, which was always good for a story in the NY Post.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (dtajH)

177 174 I'm 70 years old and have never eaten a burrito.
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

How about a taco?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM

They're great for breakfast!

Posted by: Jill Not A Doctor Biden at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

178 What's brown and sits on a piano stool?

Posted by: Beethoven's Last Movement at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (JM9I6)

179 Down with Arbor Day!
— Francesca Hong

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

180 If you pay $20 for a burrito you are a rich dummy with poor taste.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:53 AM (JvZF+)

181 I'm 70 years old and have never eaten a burrito.
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

How about a taco?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (Oy/m2)

I eat a burrito most days. They’re less than $10 where I go. That mythical $20 burrito I hope it was monstrous and delicious… with guac!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:53 AM (ALKK0)

182 Democrats now have a habit of moving a lot faster than I expect.

Where I used to routinely see (and narrate) things 5 or 10 years in advance, sometimes these days it's only six months. Or less. And very often I actually undershoot what is going on and they surprise me. But still in the direction I could see.

For example 18 months ago I was telling everyone to forget about trannies (they were the hot flavor and it's practically all we were talking about) and get ready to watch Democrats kiss up to and usher in their new friends, radical Islam. I didn't say trannies were going away, just that they would fall as the permanent going concern.

I didn't save the comments - and saying it now, it probably doesn't seem like I was seeing or saying much, but I was. And always sounding about as crazy as I do now.

It had been bubbling under the surface and I could see it ready to burst through. Our reality is frighteningly planned. Trump was not part of those plans. Which means God can and does step in any time no matter what I think I "see".

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 08:53 AM (6UXQp)

183 >They live on deer who have no other natural predator.
###

Oh, yeah?

Posted by: Automotive front bumpers everywhere at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

184 What's brown and sits on a piano stool?
Posted by: Beethoven's Last Movement at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (JM9I6)

Yeah, yeah, you're here 'til Thursday, try the veal, best in the city...I get it.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (j10i6)

185 > Although i certainly don’t like the idea, i have to sympathize with the city councilman. Given that all levels of government are subject to the 1st Amendment, on what legal grounds could they vote to deny?
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They could have denied the mosque on zoning requirements, easement offsets, whatever bullshit reason they make up. It's done frequently enough with other things a local government doesn't want.

Apparently they wanted this. Or were paid to want it.

I still contend the locals should burn it to the ground at the first chance. That sends a message to the city council too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)

186 I'm 70 years old and have never eaten a burrito.

That's a damn shame. A carnitas burrito with peppers and onions and a little guacamole and a spritz if lime is a might fine lunch. But for me at least, a nap is usually required afterwards.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (3Ope8)

187 >>> I'm 70 years old and have never eaten a burrito.
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

No way! Tacos? Any Mexican food? Tex-mex?

I just don't see how anyone could at least have a few burritos accidently shoved in them. I eat so fast I'd wager approximately 1%-2% of my food intake comes from accidental ingestion. Like those blue whales that mistakenly slurp up a kayaker. "Ope! Sorry bro! BURRRP". That's basically me eating.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (3uBP9)

188 A $10 burrito, but the there is $15 additional, for DoorDash fees and tips. And there is your $20+. Because some people don't know that meals do not really come from DoorDash.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)

189 Damn, now I want a burrito.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

190 Today Is National Sea Serpent Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

191 180 If you pay $20 for a burrito you are a rich dummy with poor taste.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:53 AM (JvZF+)

It also depends how big the burrito is...the large ones are sometimes called by some Burros...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:57 AM (l3cgK)

192 Today Is National Sea Serpent Day.

==


Those are extinct!

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:57 AM (g47mK)

193 I still contend the locals should burn it to the ground at the first chance. That sends a message to the city council too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)

This one feels personal to me because I used to live in McKinney… less than 2 miles from the planned site. Not in a million years would I have thought it’d get council approval… no one there wants it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:58 AM (fK0vc)

194 188 A $10 burrito, but the there is $15 additional, for DoorDash fees and tips. And there is your $20+. Because some people don't know that meals do not really come from DoorDash.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)

Sounds like the woman who chided hunters, saying "Why do you have to kill animals? There's meat in the local grocery store!"...completely unaware where meat comes from...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)

195 >>> I'm 70 years old and have never eaten a burrito.
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

No way! Tacos? Any Mexican food? Tex-mex?

I just don't see how anyone could at least have a few burritos accidently shoved in them. I eat so fast I'd wager approximately 1%-2% of my food intake comes from accidental ingestion. Like those blue whales that mistakenly slurp up a kayaker. "Ope! Sorry bro! BURRRP". That's basically me eating.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (3uBP9)

No, it's okay, just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.

Posted by: Brother Otter at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)

196
I keep expecting to read the headline:

Candidate for Governor Murders He Entire Family For Whiteness

Claims: "I just couldn't stand to be adjacent to all that Whiteness and Half-Whiteness."


By the way, what's the polite term for a Half-White Person?

Whitelato?

I'm going with that even though it sounds like a Coffee at Starbucks.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)

197 193 I still contend the locals should burn it to the ground at the first chance. That sends a message to the city council too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)

This one feels personal to me because I used to live in McKinney… less than 2 miles from the planned site. Not in a million years would I have thought it’d get council approval… no one there wants it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:58 AM (fK0vc)

Obviously SOMEONE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)

198 On Thursday’s broadcast of NewsNation’s “Morning in America,” Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer (D) stated that we should “dissolve ICE.” And we shouldn’t “villainize our immigrant communities and blame them for problems that are problems of our economy, of public safety that have nothing to do with them. They are victims of an immigration system that’s been wrong for decades,”
______

You know, there is a solution, you don't have to be victims anymore. Go HOME!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Dv3i1)

199 Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

200 Matt Walsh is one of the online “conservatives” who’s shrieking about the price of food and saying that Mamdani and the DSA are right. The biggest problem is that he doesn’t understand at all why inflation has been so bad the last 4 years; neither does he understand that while the war against Iran has caused oils prices to seesaw, general inflation was baked in during Biden’s term. Credit mass gas giveaways and destruction of supply chains by bad COVID regulations for that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (+iIn9)

201 Who needs gas I RIDE THE BUS

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 09:00 AM (6UXQp)

202 196
I keep expecting to read the headline:

Candidate for Governor Murders He Entire Family For Whiteness

Claims: "I just couldn't stand to be adjacent to all that Whiteness and Half-Whiteness."


By the way, what's the polite term for a Half-White Person?

Whitelato?

I'm going with that even though it sounds like a Coffee at Starbucks.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)

Beige?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)

203 The best burritos come from those little mom and pop Mexican joints that have about 6 things on the menu.

One of those is beer. Another one is chips and salsa.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (2Cry5)

204 199 Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

IKEA burrito

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)

205 Sounds like the woman who chided hunters, saying "Why do you have to kill animals? There's meat in the local grocery store!"...completely unaware where meat comes from...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)


Right, and then when people offered solution...well the response from some was "NOOOO! I want to have my cake, and eat it too!! whaaaaa!!"

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (g47mK)

206 Mornin Ace!
I dont know how to stop it, but the ads are making it very difficult to navigate the site these days....don't know how to defeat it...shit pops up, then I can't scroll ....nothing...is there a way around this
Thanks

Posted by: MO at August 07, 2026 09:02 AM (5fDr5)

207 203 The best burritos come from those little mom and pop Mexican joints that have about 6 things on the menu.

One of those is beer. Another one is chips and salsa.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (2Cry5)

There is truth there. I know a place in Mexico that's a hole-in-a-wall, only open at night (to avoid the tax collectors). Makes the best tacos. His cleaver is so used, that it's no longer a cleaver...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:02 AM (l3cgK)

208 190 Today Is National Sea Serpent Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Do I count? Though I'm not in the sea, but trapped in this Loch.

Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)

209 Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

Enchilada variant. All part of the Order Taco under the Tex-Mex Kingdom.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

210 205 Sounds like the woman who chided hunters, saying "Why do you have to kill animals? There's meat in the local grocery store!"...completely unaware where meat comes from...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)


Right, and then when people offered solution...well the response from some was "NOOOO! I want to have my cake, and eat it too!! whaaaaa!!"

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (g47mK)

Only works if you have at least two cakes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (l3cgK)

211
Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)


Nah, it's a do it yourself soft taco.

Before the whole fajita thing became popular, you could basically order them as -

"Tacos al Carbone"

here in the great state of Texas.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)

212 Do I count? Though I'm not in the sea, but trapped in this Loch.
Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)
******
Yeah, you're good.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

213 208 190 Today Is National Sea Serpent Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Do I count? Though I'm not in the sea, but trapped in this Loch.

Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)

If Nessie were real, she'd be Loched in place...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (l3cgK)

214 Matt van Swol asks:

Why does everything feel fake?

We have a Congress that won't pass something 83% people want.

We have courts that release criminals faster than police can arrest them.

We have schools that graduate kids who can’t read.


And its a fair question but also one we already know and right leaning people have to ram this idea into their heads. It is all about incentives.

Many current congresscriters will lose their seats if only citizens vote. Others would get re-elected but lose out on graft as congress took a significantly more right leaning budgetary approach. And those that voted for it would not get hand out from the oligarchs.

And you see this up and down our government and culture, the incentives are bad. Yes the people are bad too but a well designed society incentivizes bad people to do good things.

So want to start fixing things? Fix the incentives

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)

215 Pro Tip: La Corneta on Mission St

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 09:05 AM (JvZF+)

216 211
Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

Nah, it's a do it yourself soft taco.

Before the whole fajita thing became popular, you could basically order them as -

"Tacos al Carbone"

here in the great state of Texas.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)

With a large enough flour tortilla, you can turn the fajitas into a burrito...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:05 AM (l3cgK)

217 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2026 09:06 AM (53oGX)

218 Come visit me in Lake Champlain!

Posted by: Champ at August 07, 2026 09:06 AM (JM9I6)

219 The best burritos come from those little mom and pop Mexican joints that have about 6 things on the menu.

One of those is beer. Another one is chips and salsa.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (2Cry5)

There’s a little hole in the wall mom and pop on Main Street El Segundo, CA (or there used to be when I lived there)…. Massive, delicious burrito for $8… my mouth waters just thinking about it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 09:06 AM (TqDYN)

220 208 190 Today Is National Sea Serpent Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Do I count? Though I'm not in the sea, but trapped in this Loch.

Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)

Hiya cousin. Beany says we should come visit since you're loch-bound.

Posted by: Cecil at August 07, 2026 09:07 AM (wVcYX)

221
They could have denied the mosque on zoning requirements, easement offsets, whatever bullshit reason they make up. It's done frequently enough with other things a local government doesn't want.”

No - against a group with financial backing, you’re not only going to lose in court, you’re going to end up paying a multimillion dollar settlement to them. It’s explicitly stated that the zoning had long approved of such a use for that site.

The legal issue is the same as if in a dominantly Baptist town, can the locals ban the construction of a Mormon church? Or s Jewish synagogue? It’s easy to say “well they’re different “, but under the law, they’re not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 09:07 AM (+iIn9)

222 People can make those at home, right? Like everything Tex-Mex, it is a cornflour tortilla wrapped around some gruel.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:08 AM (g47mK)

223 211
Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

Nah, it's a do it yourself soft taco.

Before the whole fajita thing became popular, you could basically order them as -

"Tacos al Carbone"

here in the great state of Texas.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)

With a large enough flour tortilla, you can turn the fajitas into a burrito...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:05 AM (l3cgK)

Then deep fry it. Chimichanga!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

224 Do I count? Though I'm not in the sea, but trapped in this Loch.

Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)

Funny that no one sees you anymore.

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Oy/m2)

225 While I’m a little unclear on the differences between a Burrito and Tortilla, the soft flour Tortilla have a lot of things going for them. Chicken & Rice, Chili, Eggs & taters, etc, it’s not required to maintain some sort of messy can authenticity,

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (dE511)

226 Just checked my go-to Mexican joint -- $9.25 for a burrito at Taqueria El Asador.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (J4Dwc)

227 Would be a shame if spontaneous combustion hit the mosque as it neared completion.

Posted by: Jewish Lightning, FTW! at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (JM9I6)

228 By the way, what's the polite term for a Half-White Person?

Whitelato?

I'm going with that even though it sounds like a Coffee at Starbucks.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)

I thought it was Barack.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 09:11 AM (+iIn9)

229
West Michigan Wet Burrito for the win.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)

230 So want to start fixing things? Fix the incentives
Posted by: 18-1

Fed Govt annual expenditures - $7.5 trillion
Fed Govt annual expenditures in 2020 - $3.5 trillion

Cut spending by at least $4 trillion and it would be a good start.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Dv3i1)

231 So it's a food thread?

Posted by: Just got here at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

232 Ralphy needs an allergy shot today.

I'll get Arby's. They give him a cup of meat which is cool. And the local Tims gives him free timbits.

Smart business moves.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 09:13 AM (Sco7b)

233 Just checked the price of a Burrito at a fancy Mex sit down place, fancy burrito, with tons of stuff and protein, includes sides - Mexican slaw (whatever that is), red rice and Chips. $10.79

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:13 AM (g47mK)

234 When I was living in Mountain View, CA the guys would go to this little Mexican cantina off the beaten path.

Sometimes the food was highly spiced, hot. One of the guys who knew the couple would opine; "Mamma was really mad this morning" (so she added lots of jalapeno's to the mix.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2Cry5)

235 Mulatto, Quadroon and Octaroon are perfectly fine terms that people understand. Why change them?

Posted by: Mutt Rombley at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)

236 Should Ben Shapiro have to stay in a lead lined room at all times. Proximity to him seems to eventually degrade others into Jew hating, loony toon lefties.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (igCg8)

237 TGIF, all!!

>> In 2020, she tweeted that we should stick a carving knife in the national holiday of gratitude because it was “celebrating colonialism.”

Honestly, you're a fool if you think a 1st generation American on 2026 will respect our holidays and traditions.

We've had decades of media/school encouragement to celebrate their parents' homeland's culture and traditions for diversity's sake! She's behaving as programmed.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)

238 226 Just checked my go-to Mexican joint -- $9.25 for a burrito at Taqueria El Asador.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (J4Dwc)

Taqueria El Asador...at least it only has one "s"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (l3cgK)

239 Why does everything feel fake?
——
Ultimately laws are of no help if they are not enforced. Is there any limit on the amount of “money” the government can borrow? That’s fake too. Doesn’t appear to be, that’s the crux of the issue.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (dE511)

240 229
West Michigan Wet Burrito for the win.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)

Flint Burrito, extra Lead...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (l3cgK)

241
So it's a food thread?

Posted by: Just got here at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)


Wait! Wait just a second...

*clears throat*

Didn't they eat burritos in that great movie, "The Way of the Gun", where Sarah Silverman gets a punch to the chops?



Okay, now we're covered.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (iJfKG)

242 A $10 burrito, but the there is $15 additional, for DoorDash fees and tips. And there is your $20+. Because some people don't know that meals do not really come from DoorDash.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)


Okay, if I were to order a Freebird's Super Monster burrito, with steak and guac, it would come in at $20.25. Of course, that's two meals, maybe three, but it can be done.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)

243 >>Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?


The same way cheese fodue is the same as a grilled cheese!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)

244 Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (igCg

what do you think of Tucker Carlson ?

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:16 AM (g47mK)

245 >>Why does everything feel fake?


Because it is?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:17 AM (X8xt3)

246 Didn't they eat burritos in that great movie, "The Way of the Gun", where Sarah Silverman gets a punch to the chops?



Okay, now we're covered.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (iJfKG)

Not yet. Boobs? Dogs?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 09:17 AM (N39Ws)

247 Okay, if I were to order a Freebird's Super Monster burrito, with steak and guac, it would come in at $20.25. Of course, that's two meals, maybe three, but it can be done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)

You should haggle.. tell them you will pay $15.99 and not a dollar more!

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (g47mK)

248 I was gonna try and make flour Tortilla, how tough can it be? Mooshed dough is what they look like. Turns out they need about as much prep and work as regular bread dough, and I shelved the idea.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (dE511)

249 244 Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (igCg

what do you think of Tucker Carlson ?
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:16 AM (g47mK)

I had to scrape him off the bottom of my shoe after walking the dog and misstepping.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (N39Ws)

250 My home-made beef-and-cheese burritoes are about... $8 for three of 'em. And that's with the price of beef these days. Not my cheapest meal option but good to make once a week.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (aJQbY)

251 Yes, well, a burrito thread. Apparently burritos are of political importance.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (JvZF+)

252 235 Mulatto, Quadroon and Octaroon are perfectly fine terms that people understand. Why change them?

Posted by: Mutt Rombley at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)

in Mexico, they came up with a fairly large set of names for various combinations...

I've read through quite a few baptismal, marriage, and death records from the states of Jalisco and Aguas Calientes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:19 AM (l3cgK)

253 251 Yes, well, a burrito thread. Apparently burritos are of political importance.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (JvZF+)

Ever tried a Burrito de Buche?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:19 AM (l3cgK)

254 246 We have covered boobs in this thread. As long as I and Linus Van Pelt are around, there will be boob talk on the Blog.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

255 >>> Okay, if I were to order a Freebird's Super Monster burrito, with steak and guac, it would come in at $20.25. Of course, that's two meals, maybe three, but it can be done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)


Never eat anything larger than your own head, I always say.

"Never Eat Anything Larger Than Your Own Head" - The banana Dream Story*



* As told to his publisher.**

Posted by: banana Dream - ** And by his publisher, he means his dog at August 07, 2026 09:19 AM (3uBP9)

256 >>By the way, what's the polite term for a Half-White Person?


I'm old enough to remember when we didn't need a word for this in polite conversation, because it wasn't important to everyday life - people were individuals, not a 23andMe mosaic that needed to be validated in every interaction.


I know, I know, according to the new AntiRacism rules, that makes me the bigest racist of them all!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

257 You should haggle.. tell them you will pay $15.99 and not a dollar more!
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (g47mK)


It'd have to be either 15.75 or 16.00. All Freebirds prices, with tax, end in some multiple of $.25.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

258 Of course, one has to consider the Chinese egg roll, and the Louisiana Po Boy as related to this food discussion, which , as we all know, are all exotic forms of the classic American hot dog.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)

259 I saw something of X about "I spend $420 per week to feed my family." and "I cook at home and guess how much it costs to feed a family of 8."

While putting a big Stoffers Lasagna in the oven is "cooking at home," making it from scratch is cheaper and the food is better.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (wVCl1)

260 A German judicial panel in Munich issued a life prison sentence Thursday to an Afghan citizen responsible for a vehicle-ramming rampage during a demonstration last year that claimed the lives of a toddler and her mother while leaving scores wounded, AFP reported. The regional court found the 25-year-old defendant, named under local privacy guidelines as Farhad N., guilty on two counts of murder, 23 counts of attempted murder, and 22 counts of causing bodily harm, 19 of which were categorized as serious. Magistrates determined that the offender's actions bore a "particular gravity of guilt"

.. "... named under local privacy guidelines as ..."
The guy gets his name burred out while being a convicted enemy of society

Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

261 Cyclospora Lettuce is a mainstay of Mexican "cuisine". I'll pass.

Posted by: Food Safety Dance at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (JM9I6)

262 Of course, one has to consider the Chinese egg roll, and the Louisiana Po Boy as related to this food discussion, which , as we all know, are all exotic forms of the classic American hot dog.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)


Careful, you're edging towards Jonah Goldberg territory there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

263 Mulatto

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (wVCl1)

264 248 I shelved the idea


Uh oh. Don’t let Ace hear about that.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

265 A college kid says a burrito costs $20. College kids are inexperienced nitwits. The left listens to them and it ends up in death. Republicans knock it off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (KY+FT)

266 Costco all beef hot dog is still under 2 bucks. And they are delicious!

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (g47mK)

267 262 Of course, one has to consider the Chinese egg roll, and the Louisiana Po Boy as related to this food discussion, which , as we all know, are all exotic forms of the classic American hot dog.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)

Careful, you're edging towards Jonah Goldberg territory there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

Why would anyone want to edge Jonah Goldberg...eww...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (l3cgK)

268 235 Mulatto, Quadroon and Octaroon are perfectly fine terms that people understand. Why change them?
Posted by: Mutt Rombley at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)

Those last two are my favorite Girl Scout cookies.

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (qwype)

269 When looking at a menu, one might see "wraps" and also "burritos". Are they different? Is one a subset of the other? Are they the same?

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (S0M0K)

270 266 Costco all beef hot dog is still under 2 bucks. And they are delicious!

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (g47mK)

Yes, loss-leader. Head of Costco has gone through great efforts to not change to price of their hot dogs (which is why they got rid of the polish sausage dogs they used to have at their food courts, although I couldn't taste the difference).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (l3cgK)

271 >>Taqueria El Asador...at least it only has one "s"...

Unfortunate name, but I checked. El Asador translates to "the grill."

Anyway, it's a semi-permanent food truck and the food is amazing, iffin' you're ever in the area.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc)

272 Am I the only one who finds the latest burrito debate on the right stupid and gay?

Didn't we do the same thing maybe 6 mos ago, but instead it was about the advice that unemployed white boys should aspire to be Panda Express managers?

Things are completely different for Gen Z than they were for Gen X and Boomers. Arguing over this like it's fresh and new, and as if one side could be "right" and the other side is "clueless" is a distraction.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

273 Flour tortillas? Too much work. Buy them at Aldi's.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (wVCl1)

274 .. "... named under local privacy guidelines as ..."
The guy gets his name burred out while being a convicted enemy of society
Posted by: SMOD

This is to maintain privacy for the gentleman for when he gets out in 5 years after serving his "life" sentence.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (Dv3i1)

275 Freebird!

*holds up lighter*

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd fan who just woke up at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (B0NCh)

276 269 When looking at a menu, one might see "wraps" and also "burritos". Are they different? Is one a subset of the other? Are they the same?

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (S0M0K)

What kinda raps you want?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (l3cgK)

277 You never hear boobs referred to as burritos, or really any other tex mex dish. Maybe a nice pair of chimichangas on a rare occasion. But baked goods work great, muffins, tarts, etc...

Posted by: banana Dream - some deep thoughts at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (3uBP9)

278 CAIR is a terrorist organization, pretty obvious. Shut them down, hard.

You have to choke off the Muslim threat, Visa's, money, NGO's, "outreach centers" all of it.

Shut down the fucking mattress stores while you're at it.

Posted by: GigantorX at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (srDQS)

279 Costco's slice of pizza is 1.99. Not saying you should eat that every day. But you will not starve in America!

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (g47mK)

280 273 Flour tortillas? Too much work. Buy them at Aldi's.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (wVCl1)

When I was on dialysis, I used to make my own...I added NO salt (see how much salt per flour tortilla you buy)...I'd add herbs to it to give it some flavor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:25 AM (l3cgK)

281 >>Yes, loss-leader. Head of Costco has gone through great efforts to not change to price of their hot dogs (which is why they got rid of the polish sausage dogs they used to have at their food courts, although I couldn't taste the difference).


Exactly.
Same for their supercheap rotisserie chicken.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:25 AM (X8xt3)

282 Careful, you're edging towards Jonah Goldberg territory there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

And we all know if you edge too close to Jonah he’ll eat you!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 09:25 AM (26GAh)

283 Another perfected variant is the breakfast taco.

Then there's the sausage, egg, & cheese biscuit. Especially a Hardee's / Carl's Jr. offering.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Salivating at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (wVcYX)

284 269 When looking at a menu, one might see "wraps" and also "burritos". Are they different? Is one a subset of the other? Are they the same?
Posted by: Doof

They are all sandwiches, as are hamburgers and hot dogs.

Posted by: Loafer In A Bakery at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (JM9I6)

285 279 Costco's slice of pizza is 1.99. Not saying you should eat that every day. But you will not starve in America!

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (g47mK)

The whole damn pizza is $9.99 before tax. I buy a pepperoni one, take it home, add extra toppings and extra cheese, pop it in the oven for a bit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (l3cgK)

286 We did fajitas the other night. Cast iron skillet on the grill... hot. Beef, peppers, onions. Hot wraps for them too. Sour cream, guac, salsa and cheese.

And Tequila and beers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (2Cry5)

Daily Tech News 7 August 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: That's actually kind of cheap. But I don't need more computers right now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:34 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 w00t

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:36 AM (odBC9)

2 G'day everyone
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:36 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Greetings

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 07, 2026 04:36 AM (ussCl)

4 Poof!

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 07, 2026 04:38 AM (ussCl)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 07, 2026 04:38 AM (pLaQB)

6 And we are back, in my alternate reality

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 07, 2026 04:38 AM (ussCl)

7 The ad was really fine with me last night and this morning.
Refresh and it pops up for a second then disappears. Yet can't comment until I get it back, it's not visible, swat it away then could comment. Finding the invisible ad was near impossible.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:38 AM (Ia/+0)

8 >>>A New Mexico judge has ordered Meta to pay $942 million

It's the top news story on BBC.
Accompanied by a photo, [accompanied by a photo blurb].

[Zuckerberg, wearing black sunglasses and a dark polo shirt, outisde with a green background]

Meta fined $567m in largest child safety ruling against social media giant

The ruling is in addition to $375m in fines Meta was already ordered to pay in the case, for a total of $942m.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

9
Skip, if you're running chrome, I have a recipe for you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 04:43 AM (mmrXZ)

10 what they meant was

[evil Zuckerberg, wearing evil black sunglasses and an evil dark polo shirt, outisde with an evil green background]

I ain't fixin' their typo.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:44 AM (odBC9)

11 Yeah phone has chrome

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:44 AM (Ia/+0)

12
That Kim Carnes had quite a voice.

Might have a nice voorwerp as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 04:46 AM (w6EFb)

13 >>>China has invented a new self-repairing dress made of living fungus.

Like Chia pets!

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)

14
Kim Carnes is 81 now. Damn, I'm getting old.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 05:00 AM (w6EFb)

15 A beloved town Santa in Virginia gives his kidney to someone in need:

https://tinyurl.com/mwd62hj9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 05:05 AM (xPsv8)

16 - It pops up again, I'm gone for the day again.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 07, 2026 05:06 AM (pkz2K)

17
Damin Toell
@damintoell
14h
Omfg

Sholto David
@addictedtoigno1
20h
A tool used to rephrase plagiarised text changed "final solution" to "mass killing of an ethnic group" in a chemistry paper. Now retracted thanks to a PubPeer user who spotted this.

To judge protein-inferred oxidative damage, a soil test was administered. A phosphate safeguard answer was used to regulate the pH to 7.8, influencing the total response book to 30 mL. The backlash combination was able by joining 1.75 mL of Triton, 1.5 mL of methionine, and 1 mL of NBT.

Subsequently, 1 mL of the mass killing of an ethnic group was opposed to 20 mL of the skin sample and unprotected to light for 7 min.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

18 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at August 07, 2026 05:07 AM (V0/Sp)

19 Scripture passages when we're feeling worried:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8x6hdj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 05:08 AM (xPsv8)

20 and followup

Sholto David
@addictedtoigno1
6h
The whole paper is ridiculous. Nothing to do with translation software which would not make this mistake. This is one of a category of papers cynically manipulated to beat plagiarism detection tools. Just search "tortured phrases" for more information or read the PubPeer link.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:09 AM (odBC9)

21
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 07, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

22 - buh-bye

Posted by: TeeJ at August 07, 2026 05:10 AM (pkz2K)

23 Nrg.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 05:11 AM (O7YUW)

24 16 - It pops up again, I'm gone for the day again.
Posted by: TeeJ



Its going to pop up. Either get an ad blocker, turn Java off in the browser, or just deal with it. I'm at work and can't do much about it. The overlords don't like the minions to adjust settings on there toys. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 07, 2026 05:12 AM (pLaQB)

25 The real damage done to New Mexican children is done by the State of New Mexico itself with the prime example being the incredibly dysfunctional public school system here that has ranked worst in the country for decades. Close behind was the Communist, nominally Democrat, governor shutting down the schools for over a year during covid and forcing kids to spend their School days unsupervised in front of computer screens where they got an even worse "public school education."

This whole Meta lawsuit has exactly nothing to do with protecting children and everything to do with bagging a scalp so the extreme left-wing state government political hacks can go to useless conferences can brag, collect an awards, and get hammered on martinis. In a matter of couple years this settlement money will have disappeared into being allocated for salaries and pensions for the government peeps and the kids will be right back to doing what they're doing today.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 07, 2026 05:13 AM (KcT4I)

26 from a commenter @addictedtoigno1

"Tortured phrases" found in computer-science papers

big data-->colossal information
artificial intelligence-->counterfeit consciousness
deep neural network-->profound neural organization
remaining energy-->leftover vitality
cloud computing-->haze figuring
signal to noise-->flag to commotion
random value-->irregular esteem

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

27 Greetings and good morning one and all. Now that all the appointments for the week are done, I can focus on work and bracing for the MRI next Thursday.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 05:16 AM (lXoJ5)

28 If you remember yesterday's "Apache" video, I ended up spending an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out what one of the guitars even was. Come to find that the tall in the cowboy hat was Nokie Edwards (1935-201, and the guitar was custom-made for him by Tony Hunt.

I don't know what [features scrubbed because they apparently look like spam] are, but it has them. You can see and hear it clearly here:

The Ventures - Tequila (Japan 1984)
https://youtu.be/JGgDDiCfXDk

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:16 AM (Sy6m/)

29 Man writes on 1st Peter 5:6-11 and "God is greater":

https://tinyurl.com/3uwbt8wu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 05:17 AM (xPsv8)

30 Oh, and it's my brother's birthday and this is his week off. Things are going well.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 05:18 AM (lXoJ5)

31 Let's see if this feature gets past the filter:

"Bigsby palm pedals on 2nd and 3rd strings"

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:18 AM (Sy6m/)

32 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 07, 2026 05:18 AM (PzBTm)

33 Okay, so there's one other feature on Nokie's custom guitar that triggers the "looks like spam" reaction. It probably isn't important, but let's see if I break it up...

Scruggs
tuning peg
on low E

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:20 AM (Sy6m/)

34 32 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at August 07, 2026 05:18 AM (PzBTm)

Yay!

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:21 AM (odBC9)

35 "Oh, and it's my brother's birthday..."


Mine too. Another tear gone and I'm still here.

Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:23 AM (lJ0H4)

36 Tear=year. Stupid auto cucumber.

Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:25 AM (lJ0H4)

37 Nonidea what I am going to do when I have to leave well before 5am

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 05:28 AM (Ia/+0)

38 I just woke up from a nightmare. I accidentally toggled some button combination on my iPhone that converted the camera to “Taser” mode and I couldn’t get out of it.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:29 AM (1FEc1)

39 Happy birthday, Tuna! God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 05:31 AM (gsYaF)

40 Thanks Fen.

Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:31 AM (lJ0H4)

41 Fix your he pop up he’ll Pixy please! It’s 10 times worse this week than it ever had been - had to clear pop ups twice just to make a single post.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 05:32 AM (pfrqN)

42 Don't think of it as getting older, Tuna. Think of it as "I have survived everything life has thrown at me again!"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 05:35 AM (lXoJ5)

43 38 I just woke up from a nightmare. I accidentally toggled some button combination on my iPhone that converted the camera to “Taser” mode and I couldn’t get out of it.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:29 AM (1FEc1)


I have a new impossible desire

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:35 AM (Sy6m/)

44 BBC has changed their front-page Zuckerberg photo, and is now featuring

[Zuckerberg looks directly at the camera while wearing a blue suit and tie while descending the steps of the Superior Court in Los Angeles in February, surrounded by his legal team also wearing suits.]

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:37 AM (odBC9)

45 38 I just woke up from a nightmare. I accidentally toggled some button combination on my iPhone that converted the camera to “Taser” mode and I couldn’t get out of it.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:29 AM (1FEc1)

Imagine a weapon you could point straight at someone and say "Hold still", and they would, while smiling at you.

Life's dream.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 05:37 AM (Ot/FD)

46 Although i have often said that if you duct taped a taser to a cell phone you'd basically have a tricorder.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 05:38 AM (Ot/FD)

47 Perhaps a sticky could be added to the top of the comment section explaining how to turn off JavaScript in edge and the proper means for disabling in other browser's. For android phone, I'm using "Free Adblocker Browser" from the appstore. I don't love it, but it's free and it works, so I load it before coming here. There may be other, better options but having simple instructions might help those even less confident than me.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 07, 2026 05:38 AM (igCg8)

48 45 38 Imagine a weapon you could point straight at someone and say "Hold still", and they would, while smiling at you.

Life's dream.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 05:37 AM (Ot/FD)

relatedly:

'Put your phone down': K-pop band weighs in on concert etiquette
Cortis's plea has drawn mixed reactions in a fandom that's obsessed with capturing every moment.

--BBC

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:40 AM (odBC9)

49 China has invented a new self-repairing dress made of living fungus.
----
I've read this book. It doesn't end well for humanity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 05:42 AM (FZ29D)

50 I woke up because of a bad cramp in my calf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 05:42 AM (pfrqN)

51 My actual problems with changed iPad defaults include getting out of the “live” photo setting that makes a short video, and getting back to jpeg (“format” from a screen shot. My son-in-law has to help me with these issues. I still haven’t found out how to get the jpeg size down to email and print from an ancient desktop and (wired) printer.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:46 AM (1FEc1)

52 I'm using "Free Adblocker Browser" from the appstore. I don't love it, but it's free and it works, so I load it before coming here. There may be other, better options but having simple instructions might help those even less confident than me.
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey

Adblock Plus app is what I'm using. It's free.

Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:49 AM (lJ0H4)

53 China has invented a new self-repairing dress made of living fungus. (Dezeen)

No.


You're gonna love your shiitake underwear.

Posted by: The Sentient Shroom at August 07, 2026 05:55 AM (IfMHM)

54 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished. I'm up with my coffee, trying to decide if I'm going to work out -- the eternal struggle against laziness, of course. The furry thugs are here; Stirling slept with me part of the night, but Dagny was out on the couch when I got up.

What's going on in your corner?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)

55 Meta fined $567m in largest child safety ruling against social media giant

But no fines on anyone for grooming or trans'ing children. The entire education cartel is one large active danger zone for children.

Narrator: It was never about the children; its always about the money.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:00 AM (9s47C)

56 China has invented a new self-repairing dress made of living fungus.

We should have no opinion until Piper weighs in.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:02 AM (xE0sV)

57 51 My actual problems with changed iPad defaults include getting out of the “live” photo setting that makes a short video, and getting back to jpeg (“format” from a screen shot. My son-in-law has to help me with these issues. I still haven’t found out how to get the jpeg size down to email and print from an ancient desktop and (wired) printer.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:46 AM (1FEc1)


I may be misunderstanding the issue. Assuming you can connect the phone to the desktop and transfer the file, and are looking for a photo editing program that will run on an old computer, I use this for things like cropping and resizing, where even Photoshop Elements would be overkill:

https://www.irfanview.com/

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 06:03 AM (Sy6m/)

58 The real damage done to New Mexican children is done by the State of New Mexico itself with the prime example being the incredibly dysfunctional public school system here that has ranked worst in the country for decades. . . .

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 07, 2026


***
Hold our beers, Hurricanes, and drive-through daiquiris!

Posted by: Gnaw-luns Public Schools at August 07, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

59 So now I'm watching videos of perps getting tased.

Most hilarious subtitle so far:

{ Screaming in regret }

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:04 AM (O7YUW)

60
AI image (mis)labelling
August 2, 2026 @ 2:23 pm · Filed by Mark Liberman under Artificial languages

The singularity may have arrived, but AI systems still can't label diagrams

https://tinyurl.com/9y257nmv

(Language Log)

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)

61 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 07, 2026 06:07 AM (Hbeqj)

62
Rise and shine, Hordians!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 06:08 AM (O0L8i)

63 Finally sleepy! Good night.

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 06:08 AM (Sy6m/)

64 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: One can never have too many computers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 06:08 AM (amcLV)

65 @50/Tom Servo: "I woke up because of a bad cramp in my calf."

This is my nightmare some nights, and I end up participating in the ONT around 2 to 3 am when that happens.

This is what my pharmacist recommended to help stop the leg cramps: Magnesium Oxide pills (the ones I buy are 420mg.) They're cheap, and they work.

One a day, except in the summer when I'm drinking a lot more water, then I take two, one at dinner time and one just before bed. Other times of the year, I just take the one at dinner time.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:09 AM (O7YUW)

66 Easier job today than so far that I have been on this job

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 06:13 AM (L8DX7)

67 We watched a lesser-known Bogart movie last night, Knock on Any Door. He plays an attorney who goes to bat for a juvenile delinquent accused of murder, played by John Derek. Actually Derek's character graduated from juvenile delinquent status a while ago; his record includes shoplifting, auto theft, and robbery/burglary. Well, this time his luck has really run out and he's charged with shooting a cop during a robbery.

The story of the trial is intercut with flashbacks of Derek's life growing up, his marriage to a good girl, his fruitless attempts to go straight, and her suicide when he goes back to crime. Affecting stuff, if loaded with the 1949 version of "Isn't society really to blame for this?" Bogart turns in his usual fine performance, and Derek is darned good too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)

68 Perp: Tase me!
Perp: { screaming in instant regret }

Narrator: What are you crying for? You asked for it! Let's see it again:

Perp: { screaming in instant regret }
Perp: { screaming in regret continues }

https://youtu.be/hsOdMdNXj6c?t=611

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:14 AM (O7YUW)

69 This is what my pharmacist recommended to help stop the leg cramps: Magnesium Oxide pills (the ones I buy are 420mg.) They're cheap, and they work.

One a day, except in the summer when I'm drinking a lot more water, then I take two, one at dinner time and one just before bed. Other times of the year, I just take the one at dinner time.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026


***
I've been taking them for a while. Only one cramp in recent years, and I think that was because I stretched the wrong way in bed before getting up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

70 I may be misunderstanding the issue. Assuming you can connect the phone to the desktop and transfer the file, and are looking for a photo editing program that will run on an old computer, I use this for things like cropping and resizing, where even Photoshop Elements would be overkill:

https://www.irfanview.com/
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026


***
Irfanview is great. As I understand it, however, there is no version for Macs yet. They have a built-in app called Preview that does some of the same things, or all of them but less intuitively.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

71 The worst thing about those pop-up impotency ads is this: they feature very pretty forty-ish ladies displaying nice cleavage. I suspect their posing is not designed to inspire their first (or second ) husband.
They look like big red flags to me.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 06:17 AM (1FEc1)

72 Rise and shine, Hordians!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026


***
"Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide!
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Rawhide!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

73 Or as Billy Crystal put it in City Slickers:

"Move 'em on!
Get 'em up, get 'em washed, get 'em shaved --
Rawhide!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:21 AM (wzUl9)

74
They look like big red flags to me.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 06:17 AM (1FEc1)


Everything in my FB feed is women saying that men are a menace and that all women are strong, smart and self-sufficient. They're happier by themselves. So have nothing to do with them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 06:22 AM (O0L8i)

75 @71/Fenderbender: "They look like big red flags to me."

Sunburned flags to commotion. (Harkening back to m's comment #26)

To be fair, millions upon millions of men men have been stirred to commotion by nice cleavage.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:25 AM (O7YUW)

76 "men men" = "men". Time for another coffee, the last one's worn off!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:30 AM (O7YUW)

77 Everything in my FB feed is women saying that men are a menace and that all women are strong, smart and self-sufficient.

Until there is a spider in the shower


(or the lights or HVAC go out, or the car makes a strange sound, or the plumbing is backed up, or something heavy needs to be lifted, or food needs to be grown and harvested, ...)

Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:30 AM (9s47C)

78 "men men" = "men".

I read that as Whoopie Goldberg classifies levels of rape.

"men" could be anything sporting a Y chromosome, "men men" are the dudes that get shit done.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:32 AM (BvPIe)

79
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
10h
Easy to tell who the bad guys are by looking at who has to build a wall to keep people from escaping!

Rothmus
@Rothmus
18h
Every gun, mine, and guard tower on the Berlin Wall was pointed at East Germans.

In 1957, the communist regime in East Germany made unauthorized emigration treason after an estimated 2.5 million people voted with their feet, fleeing the communist East towards the West.

So in 1961, the authorities closed the border, called the wall “the Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart”, and gave border guards shoot to kill orders.

People only ever risked their lives escaping in one direction.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 06:34 AM (odBC9)

80 76 "men men" = "men".
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:30 AM (O7YUW)

"men men" ≠ James Talarico

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 06:35 AM (odBC9)

81 "Men, men, men, men,
Manly men, men, men . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

82 This is what my pharmacist recommended to help stop the leg cramps: Magnesium Oxide pills (the ones I buy are 420mg.) They're cheap, and they work.

Even without the cramps, MgO is a sleep aid for many.

Actually, its the tetrad: Na, K, Mg and Ca that needs to stay in balance. Some add Cl to that list.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:39 AM (BvPIe)

83 { screaming in regret continues }

That was wonderful!

A few years back, I was watching a protest video. One guy, a HUGE black guy was towering over the cop. The conversation went like this.

"RANT!RANT!RANT!"
"Sir, that's fine. But I have to ask you to move over there."
"RANT!RANT!RANT!"
"Sir, I'm not saying that you can't protest but you have to move over there."
"RANT!RANT!RANT!"
"Sir, if you don't move over there right now, I am going to taze you."
"Oh, I'm sorry officer. I'll move over there right now."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)

84 Also from that video:
"What did I do wrong?"
"We'll start with the way your parents raised you."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 06:41 AM (lXoJ5)

85 I've decided that washing the car later this morning qualifies as a workout (in this heat and humidity it really does). So, breakfast first! A chicken pot pie, perhaps a slice of toast, and coffee.

Linda says we've accumulated "points" enough for a free coffee at a certain local chain. She likes going there. I find it okay, but priced a bit higher than some others. And the one near our local suburban library hires far too many hijab wearers. I call it "Mecca on the Mississippi."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:42 AM (wzUl9)

86 @84/NR Pax: If you watch the whole video, the first perp doesn't get tased, but there's a line where the guy wants some cop, any cop, to yank down those ridiculous 2nd pair of pants (where the waist is half-way between the actual waist and the knees) down so that they're a "cotton pair of cuffs" and then push the guy over. *snorts*

I may end up watching more of this guy's "Taser Tuesday" videos. :-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:45 AM (O7YUW)

87 @85/Wolfus: Chicken pot pie for breakfast... I'm officially envious. That sounds WONDERFUL.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:47 AM (O7YUW)

88 "Affecting stuff, if loaded with the 1949 version of "Isn't society really to blame for this?"

I Accuse My Parents.

Posted by: Jan In The Pan at August 07, 2026 06:47 AM (MWfyi)

89 86 @84/NR Pax: If you watch the whole video, the first perp doesn't get tased, but there's a line where the guy wants some cop, any cop, to yank down those ridiculous 2nd pair of pants (where the waist is half-way between the actual waist and the knees) down so that they're a "cotton pair of cuffs" and then push the guy over. *snorts*

I may end up watching more of this guy's "Taser Tuesday" videos. :-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:45 AM (O7YUW)

At his site, one of the videos is titled "Handcuffed Suspect Makes a Run for It." Yikes.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 06:50 AM (odBC9)

90 Good morning morons under a star filled sky

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 06:52 AM (JvZF+)

91 The mystery classic from 1974, The Last of Sheila, is on Movies! tonight at 7 Central. Ace, I think, commented on it some years ago. It remains the most Ellery Queen-like film ever made, in its focus on the puzzle for its own sake, the sheer ingenuity of that puzzle, the thunderbolt ending, and a false solution before the true one.

Written by Stephen Sondheim (yes, that guy) and actor Anthony Perkins. Apparently their circle used to host puzzle mystery parties, and SS and AP were inspired to write this. You get not only the dazzle I mentioned above, but an all-star cast (as they do with the endless Agatha Christie adaptations): Richard Benjamin, Joan Hackett, James Mason, James Coburn, Raquel Welch, and Dyan Cannon. Brilliant job.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)

92 At his site, one of the videos is titled "Handcuffed Suspect Makes a Run for It." Yikes.
Posted by: m


I'm reminded of a friend who was handcuffed (We were a bit of a rowdy bunch back then). He'd had polio when he was a kid so he was in leg braces. He looked at the cop and said "What am I going to do? Run away?"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 06:55 AM (lXoJ5)

93 @85/Wolfus: Chicken pot pie for breakfast... I'm officially envious. That sounds WONDERFUL.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026


***
Full disclosure, it's a frozen Banquet one. But I sprinkle some shredded cheese on it or in it for extra flavor.

Aldi sells its own, Bremer brand, about the same size and price. Neither can approach the Marie Callender versions, which are 2.5x the price but larger and with a bottom crust that can be devoured as well as the rest of the pie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)

94 From the site "Faith and Freedom"

Planned Parenthood has expanded services to include gender-affirming care, marking a strategic shift in its organizational focus.

So if they can't kill kids, they'll sterilize them. Salt, Earth, some assembly required.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 06:57 AM (lXoJ5)

95 There's a misty ring around the Moon this morning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 06:57 AM (JvZF+)

96

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 07, 2026 07:00 AM (AHxhK)

97 >> Good morning morons under a star filled sky

And a few Voorwerpen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:00 AM (w6EFb)

98 G'mornin' everyone!

yay Friday!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:01 AM (VyBeY)

99 mornin yall. Two firefighters in Washington state were injured after a Tesla exploded inside a garage on Wednesday. It's unclear what caused the vehicle to explode.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi)

100 @93/Wolfus: "Full disclosure, it's a frozen Banquet one."

I get the ones from Costco. Those are really tasty. If you have a Costco nearby, I can highly recommend them.

We found 53 minutes at the recommended oven temperature ends up with those turning out perfectly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 07:01 AM (O7YUW)

101 Little boy gets cries with joy after receiving a gift of a new puppy:

https://tinyurl.com/2ru93xs8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 07:02 AM (yl+Aq)

102 Holy moly, Kim Carnes is over 80 and has been married for nearly 60 years to her husband. Rock star life!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:03 AM (2x8fi)

103 @89/m: { At his site, one of the videos is titled "Handcuffed Suspect Makes a Run for It." Yikes. }

Watching that now. "Because you're wearing one of those 'murses' that always has a gun in it!" *bwahaha*

Yup. I'm watching this guy's videos regularly from now on, he tickles my sense of "ha-ha" like "The Fat Electrician" does.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 07:05 AM (O7YUW)

104 (@67)
" Affecting stuff, if loaded with the 1949 version of "Isn't society really to blame for this?" "

which we now can recognize as the early wedge of commie (or "progressive") infiltration / undermining of society and culture.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:06 AM (VyBeY)

105 No popups here as I use Brave as my browser, but I wanted to see what the hubbub was so I loaded the site in MS Edge and still no popups. I feel cheated!

Posted by: Halfhand at August 07, 2026 07:08 AM (H5Io+)

106 The Last of Sheila was part of a wave of murder mystery movies around 1974. Wasn't that the year of Murder on the Orient Express with Albert Finney as Poirot? And while Sheila is set in the modern day, it was part of a trend of movies set in the '30s like Bonnie and Clyde and Chinatown, and The Grissom Gang (though that was 1920s, I think). There was even a short-lived TV series with Robert Forster as private eye Banyon set in '30s LA.

The trend was brief. About '74 we got Happy Days, and suddenly all the nostalgia became about the Nifty Fifties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)

107 @89/m: The addition of the William Tell Overture when the handcuffed suspect takes off running is perfect!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 07:10 AM (O7YUW)

108 Meanwhile OpenAI has fired back at Apple saying that if they were able to steal all of Apple's trade secrets then they weren't all that secret, were they?

How very...Chinese.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:11 AM (l3cgK)

109 103 @89/m: { At his site, one of the videos is titled "Handcuffed Suspect Makes a Run for It." Yikes. }

Watching that now. "Because you're wearing one of those 'murses' that always has a gun in it!" *bwahaha*

Yup. I'm watching this guy's videos regularly from now on, he tickles my sense of "ha-ha" like "The Fat Electrician" does.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 07:05 AM (O7YUW)

And I've been watching "Routine Traffic Stop Leads to Major Trafficking Bust." This is addictive.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)

110 You know who hates Flock cameras?

Pedos.

I expect no privacy when I am in public.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 07:13 AM (wVCl1)

111 @93/Wolfus: "Full disclosure, it's a frozen Banquet one."

I get the ones from Costco. Those are really tasty. If you have a Costco nearby, I can highly recommend them.

We found 53 minutes at the recommended oven temperature ends up with those turning out perfectly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026


***
These Banquet/Bremer ones can be done up in the oven, but I microwave them. Five minutes in the MW and then three more sitting in there according to the instructions.

There's a Costco here -- in fact it used to be right on my route to work. But I've never been inside and have little interest in gigantic portions of everything. The cheaper gas I guess might be enough to pay for the membership.

Years ago my employer the private university had an agreement with Sam's Club; employees got a free membership. I shopped there, but the bricks of cheese were as big as a gold bar and I could never finish them before they developed mold.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:14 AM (wzUl9)

112 110 You know who hates Flock cameras?

Pedos.

I expect no privacy when I am in public.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 07:13 AM (wVCl1)

It's not the legitimate purposes I worry about...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:16 AM (l3cgK)

113 publius, what planets are out this morning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:18 AM (JvZF+)

114 Speaking of food bargains, the food bank/thrift store yesterday offered loaves of Dave's Killer Bread, free, two per person. I grabbed a loaf of their sliced bread and a bag of hot dog buns.

The buns turned out to have mold already on the bottom halves. I sliced them in half, kept the tops, and toasted two with cheese and spaghetti sauce for lunch. The bread slices looked okay. Even if they have mold before I get to them, hey, they were free.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:19 AM (wzUl9)

115 The trend was brief. About '74 we got Happy Days, and suddenly all the nostalgia became about the Nifty Fifties.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)
=====

My mom and dad never stopped listening to do-wop. When that 50s trend happened it was my worst nightmare.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:20 AM (JvZF+)

116 Dave's bread is good. 350 calories per slice

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:21 AM (JvZF+)

117 >> publius, what planets are out this morning?

Mars and Saturn will be quite visible. Mercury is low on the morning side, and Jupiter will just start peeking up on the sunrise side as well, just coming off solar conjunction, but it will be a few days before you can really see it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:22 AM (w6EFb)

118
Uranus and Neptune will be up there as well, but they aren't nekkid eye visible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:23 AM (w6EFb)

119 116 Dave's bread is good. 350 calories per slice

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:21 AM (JvZF+)

Yeah, those calories are hefty per slice...then again, I don't count calories. (GAIZZ! up 30 lbs since December!...oh, not the purpose of GAINZ...)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:23 AM (l3cgK)

120 118
Uranus and Neptune will be up there as well, but they aren't nekkid eye visible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:23 AM (w6EFb)

Uranus is normally not visible...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:24 AM (l3cgK)

121 My mom and dad never stopped listening to do-wop. When that 50s trend happened it was my worst nightmare.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026


***
My parents were older than that. Glenn Miller was more their speed. To be fair, I love a lot of GM tunes, but many of them sound alike to me. Still, the crashing climax of "In the Mood" -- damn, it must have been exciting to hear that in person the very first time!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

122 "Uranus is normally not visible...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

That's no moon.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)

123 Dave's bread is good. 350 calories per slice
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026


***
Good thing each slice is small and thin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (wzUl9)

124
Oh, and for me around 35N, this is just the heliacal rising of Sirius. This heralds the Dog Days of Summer.

And Jupiter just peeking up will its heliacal rising. That will be just about the 12th, maybe a little later for 35N.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (w6EFb)

125 121 My mom and dad never stopped listening to do-wop. When that 50s trend happened it was my worst nightmare.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026

***
My parents were older than that. Glenn Miller was more their speed. To be fair, I love a lot of GM tunes, but many of them sound alike to me. Still, the crashing climax of "In the Mood" -- damn, it must have been exciting to hear that in person the very first time!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

My Dad listened to Herb Alpert...had a bunch of his records. "Whipped Cream" was my favorite album cover to...look at...as a kid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (l3cgK)

126 Gotta love the sidebar story of Ireland's presidential jet that can only fly in sunny weather, thanks to a deliberate decision not to buy any equipment made by Jews. Mad Magazine leadership.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:26 AM (U+tJ3)

127 122 "Uranus is normally not visible...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

That's no moon.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)

But there are rings around Uranus. Also, the gas there smells like rotten eggs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

128 126 Gotta love the sidebar story of Ireland's presidential jet that can only fly in sunny weather, thanks to a deliberate decision not to buy any equipment made by Jews. Mad Magazine leadership.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:26 AM (U+tJ3)

So if it crashes it's still the fault of teh Joos!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

129
The ancient Egyptians were really big on the heliacal rising of Sirius, as that heralded the flooding of the Nile.

The ancient Greek homos and then the Romans believed that Sirius added its heat to the Sun at this heliacal rising, which is what made summer so hot then. Sirius is the Dog Star, hence Dog Days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:29 AM (w6EFb)

130 Mars and Saturn will be quite visible. Mercury is low on the morning side, and Jupiter will just start peeking up on the sunrise side as well, just coming off solar conjunction, but it will be a few days before you can really see it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:22 AM (w6EFb)
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Thanks! Will go check

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (JvZF+)

131 Good morning morons, it's a new day and I'm still stealing oxygen.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (Q/FnY)

132 I need to get cleaned up before I head out. Car wash and a visit to Walmart for pizza and a few other things. Maybe I'll stop for a coffee and a reading break in the A/C.

The Buick is due for its six-month oil change this month. Though, since I run synthetic oil and a long-interval filter, and I have only 5200 miles on this fill, maybe I can push it back to Sept. Seven years I have with this car as of tomorrow, and I still smile when I walk up to it and when I run it at speed on a smooth road.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (wzUl9)

133 Dave Dahl's biography, including starting Dave's Killer Bread and selling the company, is almost unbelievable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (U+tJ3)

134 heliacal? I see this word in the almanac, but I have never looked up the meaning ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (VyBeY)

135 The ancient Greek homos and then the Romans believed that Sirius added its heat to the Sun at this heliacal rising, which is what made summer so hot then. Sirius is the Dog Star, hence Dog Days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026


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Around here I call them the Jackal Days or the Hyena Days. Dogs are good- looking; those two species are not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)

136 lol, Wolfus

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

137 Mr. Sefton has arrived...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (2Cry5)

138 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:33 AM (VyBeY)

139 Come to think of it, hyenas look like the first, unfinished draft of the dog. Just as opossums look like the first draft of the cat. I imagine God saying, "Come *on*, you can do better than *that* --!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:33 AM (wzUl9)

140 Found Mars but Saturn is too low and obscured by some clouds

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:42 AM (JvZF+)

141 Fix your he pop up he’ll Pixy please! It’s 10 times worse this week than it ever had been - had to clear pop ups twice just to make a single post.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 05:32 AM (pfrqN)

Why aren't people using AdBlock Plus or Brave?? Most of us aren't having a problem with popups.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 07, 2026 07:42 AM (hmYU4)

142 Dave Dahl's biography, including starting Dave's Killer Bread and selling the company, is almost unbelievable.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (U+tJ3)

Somebody says it is killer bread and to stay away from it. Too many chemicals or something. Best just to eat sourdough.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

143 >> heliacal?

Not to be confused with "helical", "heliacal" means related to or with the sun.

The heliacal rising of a star (or anything) is when it just becomes visible at sunrise.

The heliacal setting is when it disappears into the sunset with the sun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:43 AM (w6EFb)

144 >>>TSMC is sitting on a billion dollars worth of Apple A20 CPUs waiting for DRAM chips to pair them with.

>>>Might want to take a seat. You could be here a while.

A billion dollars? What is that like 5 or 6 flagship Apple desktop models?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 07:49 AM (dK+Kv)

145 >>>China has invented a new self-repairing dress made of living fungus. (Dezeen)
No.

You're saying that men won't be lining up to embrace a woman draped in fungus?

Posted by: No Name Today at August 07, 2026 09:16 AM (8mulE)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - August 6, 2026 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

[Top photo: Loch Leven - Highlands of Scotland]

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Feel good story

‘It just makes sense!’: 13-year old builds 3D printed wheelchair for 21-month-old girl

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While some 13-year-old boys spend their summer playing sports or swimming at pools, Zac Waters spent his time designing a 3D printed custom wheelchair for a 21-month old girl.

After watching a YouTube channel about 3D printing, Waters felt inspired to make a difference using his passion of 3D printing. He discovered MakeGood, a nonprofit organization that 3D prints assistive devices for people with disabilities around the world, and knew he needed to get involved.

Waters dedicated his summer to designing, 3D printing, testing, and assembling a custom wheelchair for a young girl. His favorite part of 3D printing is putting the pieces together, and this chair was no exception. The project took roughly 300 hours.

Waters is thrilled to be part of the 3D printing community that helped bring the wheelchair design to life. He hopes to continue developing his skills and one day reach the level of expertise demonstrated by the MakeGood team that designed the wheelchair he assembled.

The wheelchair has unique features in addition to its pink accents, the young girl’s favorite color. It has a removable cupholder and tray table, and the back of the chair has a space designed for heavier medical equipment. The adjustable straps are made with soft and bendable material for comfort. The footrest and headrest are adjustable for when the child gets older.

Check out the whole thing. Such an awesome idea and great execution!


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Dude has a smooth voice!

Radio play by play is awesome. He did a great job!


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Update your records

World’s third-smallest country changes its name

Nauru, a Pacific Island country, has changed its name to the Republic of Naoero, its president said, matching the spelling and pronunciation in the national language.

According to The Associated Press, the country’s international code will change from NRU to NRO and its people will be known as dei-Naoero instead of Nauruan. Commonly known abroad by the pronunciation of Now-roo, the new name is pronounced as Now-ero.

The article is paywalled, but I told you everything you need to know.

What other name changes have occurred recently? Glad you asked!

According to Google AI:

Recent Country Name Changes
Nauru to Naoero (2026): Restored the traditional local spelling for the Pacific island.

Turkey to Türkiye (2022): Formally requested the United Nations use the Turkish spelling internationally.

North Macedonia (2019): Changed from Macedonia to resolve a long-standing political naming dispute with Greece.

Swaziland to Eswatini (2018 ): Reverted to its pre-independence Swazi name to mark 50 years of independence.

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Not gonna lie - I kinda want one!

Man who built $20,724 solar-powered yacht that can run forever passes 3,000 nautical miles having used zero fuel

A man who built a $20,724 solar-powered yacht that can run forever has now passed an incredible 3,000 nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel.

The DIY vessel has spent months cruising across Europe powered entirely by sunlight collected through standard rooftop solar panels.

After building the boat himself on a budget, Lukas Sjoman says it has completely changed the way he thinks about long-distance travel.

Now, after thousands of miles at sea, he believes solar-powered cruising could be the future for many boat owners.

More at the link, which includes this video


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Did your city make the list?

Mapped: U.S. Cities With the Most Educated Residents (2026)

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This graphic ranks the most educated U.S. cities in 2026, highlighting metropolitan areas with high levels of educational attainment and strong local education systems.

The data for this visualization comes from WalletHub. Cities were ranked using a weighted composite score based on educational attainment (80%) and education quality and equality (20%).

Go ahead and read it if you want. Let me know if you find it as useless as I did.

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Here's tonight's Flock segment - will likely be a regular feature



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Here's a cool X account to follow - NOBUNAGA
"A samurai in the America he always dreamed of.
Bigger than the books said. Braver than the movies. Kinder than I dreamed.
Still bowing. Still learning."

Here is one of his posts where he learns the value of knowing a guy with a truck

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having...

Definitely check out the whole thing!


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DJ Doof - Blue Edition


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OK for this next "blue" song, please tell us who you think did it better

The original from Icehouse

Or this version from The Killers

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1 Life is like a bowl of jellyfish

Posted by: mindful webworker - putting the fun in fundamental at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (62m/B)

2 Yo Doof!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (jhi3T)

3 Deep dish

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (6T7Go)

4 Evening Doof!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (NnhvP)

5 forth

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (2n5IR)

6 Ah, there it is.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 10:05 PM (O7YUW)

7 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:05 PM (w+2cP)

8 Top 10ish?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:05 PM (2Ez/1)

9 Chloe the Bengal Kitty has moved on from conquering the bookshelves in my office to invading my desk. She's plopped herself down in front of my monitors and refuses to move.

She's also mastered the game of knocking things off my desk.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 10:05 PM (FZ29D)

10 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 06, 2026 10:06 PM (w3u3d)

11
*peppy music*

It's the Doof Show! And here's our star of the show, Doof!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)

12 Nobunaga is great.

He recognizes American Exceptionalism! Sort of a modern-day Alexis de Tocqueville with epicanthic folds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 10:07 PM (l4RKn)

13 Hi buddies. Howdy Doof💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 06, 2026 10:08 PM (348x5)

14 It's a mixed bag alright...

Posted by: Trying To Take It All IN at August 06, 2026 10:10 PM (JM9I6)

15 Eddie, the 3/4 Maine Coon, can not only open doors, he apparently knows how to play music on the home pods.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2026 10:10 PM (VCgbV)

16 Did anyone else notice that the 'most educated cities' tracks pretty closely with the preponderance of emotionally damaged, blue-haired, facially pierced, simian-like intellectuals with BO and no grasp of history denizens.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (w+2cP)

17 Ladies don’t take massive dumps. It’s just not done. Right? Lie to me if you must

Posted by: No no no no at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (Ahu4D)

18 Isn’t Nauru where the .nu domain originated? I use past tense because I think the domain name has been stolen from its original owners.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (sGgMH)

19 Well, that was some content. I loved hearing the guy call the baseball game. I once thought of trying to get into sports broadcasting, but never really pursued it.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (2n5IR)

20 Yo Doof!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (jhi3T)

Evening Doof!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (NnhvP)


Howdy to you both!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

21 We don't have Buc-ees here in the East, but we do have WaWa and Sheetz. They do nicely.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)

22 Looks like the Highlands are flooded up top.

Posted by: Little Giant Pumps, Inc. at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)

23 Here is one of his posts where he learns the value of knowing a guy with a truck
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One of the great things about living in a semi-rural town is you always know a guy who has a truck.

(In fact, I know a guy that runs the biggest truck dealership in town...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (FZ29D)

24 Buc Ees has the best, cleanest, biggest bathrooms I've ever seen. Totally worthy of a massive dump.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

25 Hey Professor, she is a bengal. She needs attention. Knocking things around is saying “entertain me.”

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 06, 2026 10:13 PM (w3u3d)

26 *peppy music*

It's the Doof Show! And here's our star of the show, Doof!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)


Please tell me the peppy music is similar to the bouncy piano music they play on the train at the Denver airport

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

27 Thanks for the ONT! Howdy Horde!

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 10:13 PM (286+n)

28 Hi buddies. Howdy Doof💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 06, 2026 10:08 PM (348x5)


Howdy COMM!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

29 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:14 PM (77rzZ)

30 Please tell me Buc-ees actually sells that Buc-ees bathroom t-shirt.

Lie to me if you have to.


Posted by: a.moron at August 06, 2026 10:14 PM (X5Jzz)

31 16 Did anyone else notice that the 'most educated cities' tracks pretty closely with the preponderance of emotionally damaged, blue-haired, facially pierced, simian-like intellectuals with BO and no grasp of history denizens.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (w+2cP)


Ya don't say ! ! !

Posted by: a.moron at August 06, 2026 10:15 PM (X5Jzz)

32 ARI 20, CAR 17 begin 4th Q

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)

33 We don't have Buc-ees here in the East, but we do have WaWa and Sheetz. They do nicely.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)


There are approximately 5 Wawa locations withing a 5ish mile radius of my house. Sheetz is around here too. While they are both really good at what they do - they don't come anywhere close to doing what Buc-ees does!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

34 The DC-haters will note that DC is the most educated city of size that isn't either a university town or Si Valley, behind only Ann Arbor, Durham, and San Jose. For those who wonder why it's so expensive here, that's why. Yes, it's the seat of government, but most of those people are highly educated.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)

35 Step.One: identify the cameras
Step.Two: identify who, on the city/county council approved the cameras
Step.Three: Vote their sorry asses out.
Step Three A: until the election, send teams to the council members homes and video them. Be obvious about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)

36 It's rather small to be called a yacht.
It's rather, you'll never get a claustrophobe on board.
I'll have to look further into it but the tern 'at sea' has certain connotations that that boat doesn't look worthy of. Weather is another term that boat doesn't look worthy of.
But I like the idea.
Wish I'd learned to sail.
Withholds thoughts of pissing on straws leg.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (6T7Go)

37 ARI 20, CAR 17 begin 4th Q
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)


Yawn -- wake me up when it's hockey season

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

38 Anaconda dropped 12 years ago today and we haven’t looked at booties the same way again. I am surprised the video was not included today to meet the historical significance.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

39 Loch Leven? Aye, it's a pleasant enough seat, but Loch Awe. So much more awesome.

Posted by: Clan Campbell at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

40 Yawn -- wake me up when it's hockey season
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

WORD

Posted by: browndog shoots, he scores at August 06, 2026 10:18 PM (3sXRv)

41 ARI 20, CAR 17 begin 4th Q
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)


Who is QB for Arizona? I had head Carr was going to do the game. Has my man Minshew had any snaps?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)

42 That first Flock video reminded me of Silvia (YT handle @ailaughatmyownjokes ). I keep telling Pooky that she's found a way to monetize her insanity with her humor. I've lost count how many of her video shorts end with me crying from laughter.

https://youtube.com/shorts/p0GlVbuq6fc

"I DON'T REMEMBER MAKING THAT!"

Posted by: pookysgirl is used to wackiness at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (Wt5PA)

43 Anaconda dropped 12 years ago today and we haven’t looked at booties the same way again. I am surprised the video was not included today to meet the historical significance.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)


I honestly have zero clue what that is

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

44 Oh and Doofster,

Enjoy having Tuchy on your squad

He'll be missed here

Posted by: browndog shoots, he scores at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (3sXRv)

45 The DIY vessel has spent months cruising across Europe powered entirely by sunlight collected through standard rooftop solar panels.

He cruised around Europe? Up and down the coasts, or as a land yacht?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (NnhvP)

46

The Naoero Story

https://archive.li/cC36K

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (Cqx++)

47 Such an awesome idea and great execution!

Sure, if you think helping only one person is better than transforming America into a socialist country to help all people!

Posted by: DSA at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

48 Solar-powered catamarans have been around for years. They have lots of flat surfaces that are ideal for solar panels.

The downside is you don't get much speed out of them but you can effectively cruise forever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (FZ29D)

49 ARI 20, CAR 17 begin 4th Q
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)

What even is this? Clearly not SEC schools b🤣

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

50 Ann Arbor could also come in Number 1 for coed boob size.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ)

51
Loch Leven >>> Loch Jaw

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (O0L8i)

52 >>>A man who built a $20,724 solar-powered yacht that can run forever has now passed an incredible 3,000 nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel.

You know what has cruised countless nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel?

Sailboats.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (dK+Kv)

53 Good old Loch Leven!

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (g47mK)

54 The solar boat will not be powered forever by its solar cells. They usually last 20-30 years, presumably less at sea.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

55 What other name changes have occurred recently? Glad you asked!

Istanbul will always be Constantinopol to me

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (lCppi)

56 >>> but most of those people are highly educated.

Posted by: Archimedes
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Right.
That's why they manage their responsibilities so abely.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (6T7Go)

57 We don't have Buc-ees here in the East, but we do have WaWa and Sheetz. They do nicely.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

Honestly, they are not comparable. It like comparing a slingshot vs. the 88mm Flak 36.

I'm mentioned this previously - the local Buc-ees sells approximately 50,000 gal of fuel every day.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w+2cP)

58 43 Anaconda dropped 12 years ago today and we haven’t looked at booties the same way again. I am surprised the video was not included today to meet the historical significance.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

I honestly have zero clue what that is
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

Yes, you do. Nikki Minaj. My anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

59 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (pLaQB)

60 Oh and Doofster,

Enjoy having Tuchy on your squad

He'll be missed here
Posted by: browndog shoots, he scores at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (3sXRv)


Caps made some strong moves. Tuch should fit nicely. Gotta see Ovi hoist that Cup one more time!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)

61 I noticed a disproportionately large share of the most educated cities are... college towns. Same people who gave the world al-Sayed Tuesday night, AND that kray kray running for Gov of WI.

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (RCjYY)

62 Republic of Naoero


Eromero should be informed.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, Esq. at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (XOG/m)

63 the new name is pronounced as Now-ero.

* giggles *

Posted by: every Japanese middle-schooler at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

64 Ann Arbor could also come in Number 1 for coed boob size.
Posted by: Bulg

The SEC would like a word. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (w+2cP)

65 >Who is QB for Arizona? I had head Carr was going to do the game. Has my man Minshew had any snaps?

Posted by: Diogenes
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Carson Beck played the 1st half and looked really sharp

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)

66 Here's tonight's Flock segment

Pinal count's sheriff told the county they would not renew the flock contract due to possible 4th amendment concerns!

YEA!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (NnhvP)

67 56 >>> but most of those people are highly educated.

Posted by: Archimedes
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Right.
That's why they manage their responsibilities so abely.


Well, at least most of them can spell.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (Riz8t)

68 Citizens lying to the government to protect a patriot. Brings a tear to my eye.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (lCppi)

69 What other name changes have occurred recently? Glad you asked!

Istanbul will always be Constantinopol to me

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (lCppi)

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (dK+Kv)

70 I ran away from a seagull of Flocks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)

71 I honestly have zero clue what that is
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

Yes, you do. Nikki Minaj. My anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)


That last sentence is from Sir Mix-a-Lot. Did she steal it and make a "song" about it?

When I say I have zero clue, I am not exaggerating.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)

72
We had thunderstorms this afternoon. Diana gets upset at thunder. I volunteered to take a nap so she could curl up next to me on the bed. I deserve the Good Daddy Medal for my sacrifice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (O0L8i)

73 21 We don't have Buc-ees here in the East, but we do have WaWa and Sheetz. They do nicely.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)

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So you dump your massive Sheetz in the WaWa?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (jhi3T)

74 My favorite Buc-ees billboard said “ONLY 12 MORE MILES - YOUR THRONE AWAITS!!!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (pfrqN)

75 The Türkiye thing is BS. We don’t do umlauts. Suck it, Erdogan, you jive turkey.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)

76 Nauru, a Pacific Island country, has changed its name to the Republic of Naoero, its president said, matching the spelling and pronunciation in the national language.

I was worried I was going to have to change my bookmark.

But .nu is Niue, not Nauru Naoero.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

77
Citizens lying to the government to protect a patriot. Brings a tear to my eye.

I'm Spartacus!

Posted by: A guy who is really not Spartacus at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (Cqx++)

78 I want that Buc-ees shirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (S41Gd)

79 A yacht powered by an outboard motor.
No A/C on that baby.
Going to watch the video and see if it shows the interior.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (6T7Go)

80 45 The DIY vessel has spent months cruising across Europe powered entirely by sunlight collected through standard rooftop solar panels.

He cruised around Europe? Up and down the coasts, or as a land yacht?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (NnhvP)


Actually you can cover a lot of Europe in a boat moving along the rivers and canals.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (2WIwB)

81 My favorite Buc-ees billboard said “ONLY 12 MORE MILES - YOUR THRONE AWAITS!!!”
Posted by: Tom Servo

Whippersapperos

Posted by: Pedro Sez at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (XOG/m)

82 When I lived in Colorado, a Buc-ees opened in Johnstown. We moved to Idaho. Meridian is getting a Buc-ees. So, cool.

It's a fun place to go, but one must wait until the hub-bub dies down a bit.

First Buc-ees we visited was in New Braunfels, after the TXMOME in 2022.

Posted by: Jan in the Pan, from The Brain That Wouln'dt Die at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)

83 Honestly, they are not comparable. It like comparing a slingshot vs. the 88mm Flak 36.

I'm mentioned this previously - the local Buc-ees sells approximately 50,000 gal of fuel every day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w+2cP)

I think the topic at hand is a good place to take a dump. I plan trips around the locations of WaWa and/or Sheetz, for that reason. If Buc-ees shows up around here and where I'm going, I'll put them in the rotation.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (QaH55)

84 One of the things that is amazing to me while I'm beefing up my movie collection are being suprised at the year some films came out, for some reason I thought The Gauntlet came out in 1980 or 1981, it came out in 1977.

Probably confusing it with Any Which Way you can which came out in 1980, but for some reason, I thought Any Which Way You can came out later, say 83 or 84.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (XV/Pl)

85

When I say I have zero clue, I am not exaggerating.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)



https://vimeo.com/252389978

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

86 Thursday Overnight Open Thread

Wait a minute. This isn't an ONT, it's an ONOT.

This Doof, if that's his real name, has transgressed the mos maiorum. Where do I apply for a refund?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (K3f7J)

87 Stoopid sock.

Posted by: Dammit at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (0aYVJ)

88 52 >>>A man who built a $20,724 solar-powered yacht that can run forever has now passed an incredible 3,000 nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel.

You know what has cruised countless nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel?

Sailboats.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (dK+Kv)


That was my thought, also. I suppose you might stretch and consider a sailboat to be "solar powered", since solar energy drives the wind. And stretch slightly further and call a fossil fuel boat "solar powered", just by sunlight that fell a really long time ago.

Posted by: a.moron at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (X5Jzz)

89 The Türkiye thing is BS. We don’t do umlauts. Suck it, Erdogan, you jive turkey.
Posted by: Bulg

Basz meg, mussulmanok

Posted by: Magyarorszag at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (XOG/m)

90 I am channeling Sponge with the sock fails.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (0aYVJ)

91 At least it isn't Loch Leavenworth. Of course, if Doof was there, it would explain the Blue music choices.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (qx7Zg)

92 Carson Beck played the 1st half and looked really sharp
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)


Thanxs.
I'll check the box score later.
Beck is the future. Minshew will be a great mentor.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)

93 When I say I have zero clue, I am not exaggerating.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)



https://vimeo.com/252389978
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)


Nope - you can't make me!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)

94 The Türkiye thing is BS. We don’t do umlauts.

When I was in Turkey recently, many places were named after German General Otto Liman von Sanders, who helped modernize their military in WWI. He was in large part responsible for the Turkish victory at Gallipoli.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (Riz8t)

95 Buc-ee's seems to be gathering some poor PR lately for suing a bunch of small gas stations/c-stores for having a name that ends with long-e-apostrophe-s and a cartoon animal logo for trademark infringement. On the one hand, I understand the legal need to protect a trademark aggressively or risk losing it but on the other hand, it looks like another of those "Giant Corporations Stomps On Little Guy" stories that the press love so much. I wonder if a possible solution would be for Buc-ee's to go to each one and say "OK, we know you're probably not intentionally trying to trade on our image but we gotta do something. How about we sign a agreement to license your own name to you for a dollar a year and we'll go away forever."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (vTZFs)

96 Eveing, Doof, and ONT Horde! Tired puppy today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (1z8ji)

97 You picked the appropriate song for the picture above, Doof.

The Waterboys - This Is The Sea;

I can listen too on a loop. Beautiful song!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (pLaQB)

98 Lovely photo up top, Doof. It looks like it should be a place in one of Tolkien's books.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

99 I needed to move a sofa.

This story also riffs on his “I have a guy for that” story, which is also a must read.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (kYmoU)

100 85

That video was so scandalous at the time!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

101 "Thursday Overnight Open Thread"

Wait a minute. This isn't an ONT, it's an ONOT.

This Doof, if that's his real name, has transgressed the mos maiorum. Where do I apply for a refund?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (K3f7J)


Actually, it's an OOT. or a TOOT.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)

102

We have a Wally's now.
There are only three of them.

https://www.wallys.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

103 >>You know what has cruised countless nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel?

>>Sailboats.

I had Yanmar diesel on my favorite sailboat. My goal was to use it as little as possible. I think I put diesel in the tank 4 or 5 times in 15 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m)

104 Eveing, Doof, and ONT Horde! Tired puppy today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My doggie pooped too

Posted by: mere Miklos at August 06, 2026 10:30 PM (XOG/m)

105 Anaconda came out 29 years ago, and yes, J-Lo's booty changed everything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

106 That was my thought, also. I suppose you might stretch and consider a sailboat to be "solar powered", since solar energy drives the wind. And stretch slightly further and call a fossil fuel boat "solar powered", just by sunlight that fell a really long time ago.

Posted by: a.moron at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (X5Jzz)

That and they are far more seaworthy than that floating beer can. To each his own. But I would not want to take that out on anything other than glass calm waters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (dK+Kv)

107 I love 'Electric Blue', both versions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (xcxpd)

108 73 21 We don't have Buc-ees here in the East, but we do have WaWa and Sheetz. They do nicely.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)

-------

So you dump your massive Sheetz in the WaWa?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (jhi3T)

***

I'm surprised it took over fifty comments for someone to nail that hanging curve.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (2WIwB)

109 You know what has cruised countless nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel?

Sailboats.


See also, RAMMING SPEED!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)

110 @ACTBrigitte
Aug 5
This is what a citizen journalist just exposed in the Bronx.

A neighborhood called Little Yemen. A man with a Hamas tattoo who says he “loves Hamas” and wants them running America. On welfare.

Hamas has murdered Americans. We’re paying for him.

An imam mocks Christianity, then leads prayer in Times Square declaring “We are taking over New York City.” Another man: “Inshallah, Islam will take over the West.”
-------

"This city is a broke ass basic-bitch version of its former self, and you have to pay a million dollars for a goddamned hovel, and you'll have to run an obstacle course of psycho-killer vagrants and khat-crazed Houthi goatfuckers on your 2-hour commute to your abysmal grind at your 'creative' marketing job... but it's worth it, even with the obscene, barbaric taxes.

BECAUSE IT'S DUH GREATEST CITY IN DUH WORRRRLD!!!

If you repeat that often enough, it'll be true, I promise."

----- Every New York City resident who got there from Ontario or wherever two months ago

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (BI5O2)

111 Turkey is a third world, corrupt shithole run by a moooslim dictator. It occupies prime real estate, is fond of genocide and should be kicked out of NATO. Hope that helps with you future travel plans.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (g47mK)

112 Fuck all this spelling country name "correctly." Nobody bitches about Germany not being called Deutschland.

Or Ireland being Eire.

Or Wales being Wyllvwwxx.

*double middle finger salute*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (0aYVJ)

113 I think the topic at hand is a good place to take a dump. I plan trips around the locations of WaWa and/or Sheetz, for that reason. If Buc-ees shows up around here and where I'm going, I'll put them in the rotation.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

You won't be disappointed. They have full, private stalls with full doors on them - each one a separate room if you will. In order to keep the shitees moving (swidt?), each room has a indicator signal above it - green for ready to accept a shit, and red - currently receiving a shit.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (w+2cP)

114 CBD - epicanthic? I had to look that one up. Good job!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (Jr+re)

115 64 Sorry, I’ll put U. of Michigan’s boobage in the mid-late 80s up against any other coeducational institution .

Damn, those sorority girls had it going on.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)

116 I've got four kitties in my office engaged in some sort of Mexican kitty standoff...They are all watching each other.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (FZ29D)

117 Actually, it's an OOT. or a TOOT.

Posted by: Doof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q41U5z9iSSU

Posted by: Zydeco Mikleuse at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (XOG/m)

118 Westerners take a cruise, get off at Kusadasi for 4 hours and think they visited Turkey.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:33 PM (g47mK)

119 Well, that was some content. I loved hearing the guy call the baseball game. I once thought of trying to get into sports broadcasting, but never really pursued it.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (2n5IR)

I thought about radio, as well in JC. Unfortunately, I have the face for radio, but a voice for silent movies.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 06, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

120 It's rather small to be called a yacht.
It's rather, you'll never get a claustrophobe on board.
I'll have to look further into it but the tern 'at sea' has certain connotations that that boat doesn't look worthy of. Weather is another term that boat doesn't look worthy of.
But I like the idea.
Wish I'd learned to sail.
Withholds thoughts of pissing on straws leg.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (6T7Go)

Looks like an (intermittently) self-propelled barge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:33 PM (1z8ji)

121 7 Times stronger than Viagra! Sold in [name of my hometown] Pharmacy!

Jump back, Jack! You don't know me.

I plan to share some of the pop-ups that interrupt my ONT reading.

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:34 PM (RCjYY)

122 115 64 Sorry, I’ll put U. of Michigan’s boobage in the mid-late 80s up against any other coeducational institution .

Damn, those sorority girls had it going on.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ

Have you ever been to an SEC campus? You should see our rush weeks. Insane. Look it up and get back to me. 😉

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

123 they don't come anywhere close to doing what Buc-ees does!

The only station I’ve seen that matches Buc-ees is the Wally’s just west of St. Louis. It isn’t a copy, though. It has its own style, which I appreciate. The fresh potato chips are amazing.

As, of course, are the bathrooms. Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)

124 >>It's rather small to be called a yacht.

If it's someone else's its a boat.

If it's yours, its a yacht.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

125 By the way, I hope Beck is more consistent than he was at UGA. When he was good, though, he was very good.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

126 Damn, those sorority girls had it going on.
Posted by: Bulg

And he's got the panties to prove it

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (XOG/m)

127 Miklos is back, I think. Hey, Miklos!

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)

128 >>You know what has cruised countless nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel?

>>Sailboats.

I had Yanmar diesel on my favorite sailboat. My goal was to use it as little as possible. I think I put diesel in the tank 4 or 5 times in 15 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m)

There was some youtube channel a while back where a bunch of hippies bought a beater sailboat, engine seized, and I am sure the owner was glad to be rid of it.

They sailed to the Caribbean, I think it was, old school, all sail powered. Arriving, mooring, and leaving port, the works. That was hardcore sailing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (dK+Kv)

129 Actually, it's an OOT. or a TOOT.

Posted by: Doof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q41U5z9iSSU
Posted by: Zydeco Mikleuse at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (XOG/m)


Now I want a frozen daiquiri and some beignets!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

130 Ann Arbor MI, highest educated. Inshallah.

It rhymes with that chart of best cities to live;
the bluer the better.

I need a drink





Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (6T7Go)

131 So I noticed an interesting trend comparing left and rightwing discussions on affordability

And most on the right get into explaining MMT, inflation, government debt and so on giving a detailed explanation.

And then on the left they instead blame it on...Trump. Note, not any action Trump has taken. Or the Republican congress. Just...Trump's existence.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (sKqQm)

132 I don't know many people except old ladies who don't have a truck. Whoever heard of such?

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr+re)

133 I'm going to my first Buc-ees next week while in Ohio. I can hardly wait. They don't have them in the PNW, so this seems like a big deal.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (tEQWR)

134 >>Wish I'd learned to sail.
Withholds thoughts of pissing on straws leg.

It's never too late. Go for it.

Fair warning, if it turns out you like it you will never get it out of your blood.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

135 Pinal count's sheriff told the county they would not renew the flock contract due to possible 4th amendment concerns!

YEA!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (NnhvP)

Some wisdom and common sense in Pinal County! Good on ya, Sheriff!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (1z8ji)

136
Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)

____________

Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)

137 The local Smallville City Council will soon decide about the current Flock flood.

"I think the Police Department is going to recommend that we continue the contract with Flock for eight of the cameras that we have. Right now we have a ten total. They propose to create a contract with Axos for the other two cameras to try them out for a while."

Yup, that's how it's going. Land of the free.

Posted by: mindful webworker - got my eye on you, babe at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (62m/B)

138 Modern colleges mostly teach DEI and socialism.

This is inverse education.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:38 PM (sKqQm)

139 Posted by: Miklos Molnar, Esq. at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (XOG/m)

An egg. An egg. An egg. An egg....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 06, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

140 I read ole Charlie Duke, the astronaut, and Dottie used to live in New Braunfels. They had a house overlooking the 1st Tee at the golf course. That would have been sweet, just pop on the course whenever you feel like it. I think he moved back to North Carolina to work on his accent, probably

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 10:38 PM (BlF7w)

141 boat moving along the rivers and canals.
Posted by: Diogenes

Canal boats, 8ft wide 70ft long. Lots of fun.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:38 PM (NnhvP)

142 Are we renaming ONT’s Toots? It’s fun to say. And funny. And fits the sense of humor around here.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

143 I ran away from a seagull of Flocks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)

There is a brand of outboard motor called the British Seagull. Looks like the design crystallized in the 1920's. Very popular with sailboat sailors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:39 PM (1z8ji)

144 So, Ann Arbor, a smallish city with a gigantic, big ten conference, university in it, has a high proportion of educated people. There's a shocker. I wonder how many of those other cities are university towns.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

145 Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)


Buc-ees does both of those things quite well. They do the other stuff to make EVERYBODY in the vehicle want to choose them over everywhere else.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (QMAsf)

146 I hate having to use the head at any C-store, but some are better than others. Maverik stores are usually pretty dependable.

It's always a concern for me on road trips. Fortunately I have a pretty good Gi tract.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)

147 I brought up the ONT/OOT dilemna about 20 years ago and was told to shut up. I did.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (Jr+re)

148 Hey, Miklos!
Posted by: Bulg

Got the birfday card late.

*blames it on the Post Office*

Yer fine.

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Miklosbury at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (XOG/m)

149 It was *definitely* worth it for all those kids from red states to fight a generational war in the most godforsaken armpits of this cursed Earth to avenge the honor of NYC, so it could grace us with neighborhoods like Little Yemen and politicians like AOC and Zohran Mamdani.

Deal of the fuckin' century.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (BI5O2)

150 Contrast and compare any liberal know-nothing progressive with the conservative Idaho chick doing the Flock Camera humor.

She's funny. She's attractive. She's informed. And, she's motivated.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)

151 But .nu is Niue, not Nauru Naoero.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

That's good gnus!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)

152 The local Smallville City Council will soon decide about the current Flock flood.

"I think the Police Department is going to recommend that we continue the contract with Flock for eight of the cameras that we have. Right now we have a ten total. They propose to create a contract with Axos for the other two cameras to try them out for a while."

Yup, that's how it's going. Land of the free.
Posted by: mindful webworker - got my eye on you, babe at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM

Smallville needs a visit from Superman (Truth, Justice, and the American Way), who places the cameras on Mercury for safekeeping.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (qx7Zg)

153 highlighting metropolitan areas

Ah, so that's why all sorts of "cities" are missing. Of course, they don't also say that it's only certain "metropolitan areas." Useless as tits on a boar hog.

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (kU0PQ)

154 Are we renaming ONT’s Toots? It’s fun to say. And funny. And fits the sense of humor around here.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)


It only works for Tuesdays and Thursdays. Talk to the person who does those nights. I hear he's very reasonable.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)

155 And he's got the panties to prove it
Posted by: My Delta name

Your gals had panties?

We used to dream of panties. We’d sit in the freezing lecture halls with nothing but a stiff breeze and misplaced hope to keep us modest. And you try telling the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you. “Panties?” they’d say. “You had actual fabric covering the essentials while pursuing higher education?” Luxury!! Absolute luxury!! We were lucky if we had a single strategic leaf and a stern warning from the dean.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (w+2cP)

156 I ran across a New Yorker arguing every Muslim in NY should have to pay reparations to non-New Yorkers...and it actually makes a ton more sense then Mamdani taking money from white NYers.

Those Muslims in NYC cheered on 9/11 and are reaping the rewards right now with Bomb Daddy giving them $$$

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)

157 An egg. An egg. An egg. An egg....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I beg your pardon?

Posted by: Ann Elk at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (XOG/m)

158 You can count on finding a good bathroom at a Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Ez/1)

159 I don’t think there are too many gas stations left. They were combination “service stations” with a couple bays. They didn’t sell food, just a couple vending machines. Get yourself one of those plastic combo beef stick & cheese packs, they would absorb the 90 weight gear oil whang, and a cold Mt. Dew. Good for another couple hundred miles. Avoid the Sushi, and Do Not go in the bathroom unless there’s no choice

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 10:43 PM (BlF7w)

160 109 You know what has cruised countless nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel?

Sailboats.

See also, RAMMING SPEED!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)

Ben Hur is unavailable for comment...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 10:43 PM (mP0Kj)

161 It only works for Tuesdays and Thursdays. Talk to the person who does those nights. I hear he's very reasonable.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)

True. We could have a woot. And a foot. But soots and moot aren’t very funny.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 That business with flock cameras really snuck up on me. I don't even know if we have them in my community.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)

163 Are we renaming ONT’s Toots? It’s fun to say. And funny. And fits the sense of humor around here.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

It only works for Tuesdays and Thursdays. Talk to the person who does those nights. I hear he's very reasonable.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)

Saturdays and Sunday would be dirty, from the SOOTs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)

164 Abdul el Sayed tells Rogers ... "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."
----------------

Do you see the masculine Democrat toughguy rebrand yet? They are copying what Trump did, but from the Left and as a "movement" instead of a single person. Soon the picture of Democrats - sneaky establishment power stepping on the common man, and the feminine gay and trans identity bud light driven horseshit party that Trump worked so hard to fight and expose - will be a memory.

The new energetic party has a message - they are the party of the working man again. And strong. It's about branding, not reality. They're starting extreme to get attention and then the Party can slowly modulate the message, depending on how things are received. Trump did this too by opening with crazy extreme ideas (a muslim ban, punishment for abortions) and then paring back.

Calling him scary did not work and Democrats know why. And he lurched the country Right despite having just his voice - and so with practically 100% media control, they're giving it a shot. And they get to do it the Democrat Way. At arm's length in case it doesn't quite work out. But heavily coordinated.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (vE0+H)

165 I beg your pardon?
Posted by: Ann Elk

Ann, what is your theory of Brontosauruses?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (w+2cP)

166 The One Vitamin Your Skin May Be Missing If You Have Wrinkles

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (RCjYY)

167 "Go ahead and read it if you want. Let me know if you find it as useless as I did."

Bridgeport, CT at #14 - higher than Minneapolis, San Diego, Charleston and NYC? Yes, it has less than 150K people in it (in fact, no town in CT has more than 150K people in it), but I still don't believe that stat. At all.

Useless.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (0CU3H)

168
Charlie Duke's voice was just perfect, especially as Capcom. He left a family portrait on the surface of the Moon, with the caption, "This is the family of Charlie Duke from planet Earth, who landed on the Moon on Apr 20, 1972"

David Scott left a Bible on the control panel of the lunar rover.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

169
First came the churches.
Then came the schools.
Then came the Flock cameras.
Then came the rules.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (2Ez/1)

170 Contrast and compare any liberal know-nothing progressive with the conservative Idaho chick doing the Flock Camera humor.

She's funny. She's attractive. She's informed. And, she's motivated.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)

I.e., she wants something.

Posted by: Ellis at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (dK+Kv)

171 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Getting released from the hospital tomorrow! 🎉🎉🎉

Will at least have a couple of days to spend with the grandsons before we go back home 🛫✈🛩

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (XPqtf)

172 Buc-ee's seems to be gathering some poor PR lately for suing a bunch of small gas stations/c-stores for having a name that ends with long-e-apostrophe-s and a cartoon animal logo for trademark infringement. On the one hand, I understand the legal need to protect a trademark aggressively or risk losing it but on the other hand, it looks like another of those "Giant Corporations Stomps On Little Guy" stories that the press love so much. I wonder if a possible solution would be for Buc-ee's to go to each one and say "OK, we know you're probably not intentionally trying to trade on our image but we gotta do something. How about we sign a agreement to license your own name to you for a dollar a year and we'll go away forever."
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (vTZFs)

You are talking about people who are deliberately skirting copyright infringement for possible commercial gain in a competing business. Not like a whorehouse calling itself "Fuc-ees".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (1z8ji)

173 See also, RAMMING SPEED!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)

Ben Hur is unavailable for comment...
Posted by: Romeo13

Comment well and LIVE

Posted by: the CoBs at August 06, 2026 10:46 PM (XOG/m)

174 The One Vitamin Your Skin May Be Missing If You Have Wrinkles
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (RCjYY)

I thought that was caused by an excess of Vitamin W.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:46 PM (qx7Zg)

175 Those Muslims in NYC cheered on 9/11 and are reaping the rewards right now with Bomb Daddy giving them $$$
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)

___________________

No no no....that never happened. The Media told me as much. I'm sort of torn on the issue. I mean, I recorded television that whole day and have News coverage of a bunch of Muslims sitting on rooftops in lawn chairs cheering the view across the river from New Jersey. But, it must be an early version of AI, because that never happened.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:46 PM (dIske)

176 Saturdays and Sunday would be dirty, from the SOOTs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)


Saturday is the Club. As long as it remains open, it shall not be renamed COOT.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (QMAsf)

177 Bed time. Be good!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

178 >>So, Ann Arbor, a smallish city with a gigantic, big ten conference, university in it, has a high proportion of educated people. There's a shocker. I wonder how many of those other cities are university towns.

If you look where the DSA candidates are winning and where their votes are coming from it is almost universally from college towns. El Sayed got his votes from Dearborn, which has a huge muslim population and in areas with colleges like Ann Arbor. Hong in Wisconsin is from Madison, the birthplace of liberalism in the US and the U of Wisconsin. AOC, NYC. Mamdani, NYC. Mayor of Boston, biggest college city in the country.

Our public schools and universities have been breeding communists for years. Chickens are roosting.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (viF8m)

179 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Getting released from the hospital tomorrow! 🎉🎉🎉

Will at least have a couple of days to spend with the grandsons before we go back home 🛫✈🛩
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (XPqtf)

Hip, hip, hooray!!!!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)

180 Not like a whorehouse calling itself "Fuc-ees".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My client, Dr. Fauci, is intrigued.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, Esq. at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (XOG/m)

181 Evening all. No progress on the job. If I don't hear anything by noon tomorrow I'll poke 'em again but the update yesterday is that they were still trying to schedule with the client for the interview. God I pray this doesn't crash and burn due to the client deciding they can do without or something.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (aJQbY)

182 My college had a presentation of Noises Off.

The woman that played Brooke Ashton had a class with me before practice and she showed up in her costume a couple of times.

And then apparently they got to the scene were Brooke ends up in her skivvies and...while my class mate had a slightly more modest costume, more like a baby doll, I noticed the professor stammered through the lecture and made a measured effort to focus on the chalkboard and not look at the class...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (sKqQm)

183 Ann, what is your theory of Brontosauruses?

Passable chick authors.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (Riz8t)

184 I don't know many people except old ladies who don't have a truck. Whoever heard of such?
Posted by: LRob in OK


I'm a middle-aged dude with no truck. Just a sedan.

If I need a truck, I can rent one, because this is America.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)

185 Awesome news, Teresa!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

186 133 I'm going to my first Buc-ees next week while in Ohio. I can hardly wait. They don't have them in the PNW, so this seems like a big deal.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (tEQWR)

Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a s#!t.

Posted by: Rhett Butt-ler at August 06, 2026 10:48 PM (0CU3H)

187 122 Tessa Fowler? OK, I concede.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:48 PM (77rzZ)

188
Dr. Charles Berry (yep, Chuck Berry), head MD at Johnson during Apollo, also had a voice like butter. I mean, right of central casting for the part.

That voice of his could talk me through and into anything. Alright, you're having heart attack, but everything's gonna be fine if you just keep your head and do what I tell you... I would be calm.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)

189 Swaziland to Eswatini

Shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: James Bond, colonizer at August 06, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)

190 Bed time. Be good!
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

Why?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:49 PM (qx7Zg)

191 I'm a middle-aged dude with no truck. Just a sedan.

mikeski, I meant in my "real" life, not my horde life.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:49 PM (Jr+re)

192 Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)

Eat
Propane
Ice

Posted by: That's what the sign said, anyway at August 06, 2026 10:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

193 34: Yes, it's the seat of government, but most of those people are highly educated.


Credentialed. Educated may be a stretch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (pLaQB)

194
If you look where the DSA candidates are winning and where their votes are coming from it is almost universally from college towns


I've come to believe the argument this is a sign of colleges over producing people with degrees the private sector doesn't want as the most strident socialists in America are people with a fancy degree not making much money and the most anti-socialist people are those without an advanced degree making a good salary.

These DSA voters believe even if they don't get full on socialism they'll get the government looting the workers in full force again to finance more do nothing NGO jobs.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (sKqQm)

195 Currently vacationing in a very expensive neighborhood where 5 houses in a row were flying their Amercan flags upside down.... fucking disgraceful losers.

If an election doesn't go their way it's not a democracy anymore

I bet none of these rich assholes ever held a real job

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (bLE/b)

196 Yes, it's the seat of government, but most of those people are highly educated.

Credentialed. Educated may be a stretch.



Fair.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (Riz8t)

197 You rarely see "Eswatini" in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (2Ez/1)

198 TiFW

Good for you.

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (RCjYY)

199 Burma is Burma. Accept no substitutes!

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (g47mK)

200 I don't know many people except old ladies who don't have a truck. Whoever heard of such?
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr+re)

I am the guy with the truck. But so many people in rural Alberta own trucks (and nothing else!) that I never get calls to help people move, or borrow my truck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (1z8ji)

201 Not like a whorehouse calling itself "Fuc-ees".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My client, Dr. Fauci, is intrigued.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, Esq. at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (XOG/m)

This is funny to me, because I pronounce that soulless demon's name Fucky all the time. I am not even quite certain of the proper pronunciation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)

202
Berry's voice and manner of speaking was such it sounded like some good ol' boy you've known all your life, yet with high authority.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (w6EFb)

203 Eat
Gas
Now

Always seemed to make little sense.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (Jr+re)

204 Thursday Overnight Open Thread

Wait a minute. This isn't an ONT, it's an ONOT.

This Doof, if that's his real name, has transgressed the mos maiorum. Where do I apply for a refund?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


I just assumed the "open" was silent.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)

205 Ann, what is your theory of Brontosauruses?


They require rather large bonnets

Posted by: Ann Elk at August 06, 2026 10:52 PM (XOG/m)

206 Gynecologists Explain Why Women With Incontinence Should Try This Instead of Pads

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:53 PM (RCjYY)

207 There are Wawa stations everywhere around here, like everywhere. When we head out to ride some of the roads in the pine barrens heading down to the shore area I think we can hit 5 of them in a 36 mile stretch, and a 6th one is maybe another 10 miles. 2 of them seem to be a big stop for motorcycles. You'll see an easy 30-40 bikes gassing up, getting drinks/snacks, and taking a break. They are always busy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 10:53 PM (S41Gd)

208 >>These DSA voters believe even if they don't get full on socialism they'll get the government looting the workers in full force again to finance more do nothing NGO jobs.

Remember the riots a couple years ago at schools like Columbia (Obama's alma mater), UCLA, etc.? Mostly wealthy kids from places like the Hamptons cosplaying as militants wearing keffiyehs, threatening Jewish students and breaking shit for grins?

That is the DSA base. Over educated idiots who don't know shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:54 PM (viF8m)

209 I was in an amateur production of Noises Off. What a fun play.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:54 PM (77rzZ)

210 I could certainly be wrong, but I think Buc-ee's is a private company and from the number of stores they own, not all that big. Should they sue? Yes.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:55 PM (Jr+re)

211 "Well, that's what we tell ourselves, isn't it, Boomhauer."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2026 10:55 PM (CHHv1)

212 The sportscaster was awesome! Somebody has watched a LOT of baseball...
My late FIL was a sportscaster for CBS for decades- used to do the color commentary for the old (the REAL) Southwest Conference. Had a gorgeous voice, a smooth baritone.
Little did I know, as a young girl vaguely listening to the UT game that my brothers had on, that I would grow up to marry that guy's son.

Posted by: sal at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (f+FmA)

213 Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)

____________

Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)

***

Don't forget the sushi.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (2WIwB)

214 So DC is number 4 in education, yet as of 2007 1/3 of the population was illiterate. Must have made up for it with the butt fucking 20% shit.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (st6oP)

215 197 You rarely see "Eswatini" in a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (2Ez/1)
______________________________________

An Eswatini, is the preferred drink of organized hookers in the European Union. It's a Martini, of course. And, is generally served in redlight districts througout the EU. ESWA stands for:

European Sex Workers Rights Alliance: A coalition working to protect and recognize the labor, health, and human rights of sex workers across Europe.

An Eswatini is usual made with cheap gin pretending to be high quality. It's usually way overpriced. And, leaves a fishy aftertaste.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (dIske)

216 Burma is Burma. Accept no substitutes!
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (g47mK)

Myanamar Shave! Oh, fuck that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:57 PM (1z8ji)

217 Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)

____________

Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)

Fireworks

Posted by: Pedro Says @ SOTB at August 06, 2026 10:57 PM (wVcYX)

218 Phil Edwards did a great video on Buc-ee's.

https://youtu.be/aax5JI9qQgo

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (2Ez/1)

219 the preferred drink of organized hookers

And, leaves a fishy aftertaste.


Low hanging curve, but I pass.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (Jr+re)

220 Dr. Berry wasn’t well liked necessarily, from what I’ve read. Pilots have a love/hate relationship with flight docs, because there are only two possibilities with an encounter. Good to go, or grounded.

But I read he was a little bit of a publicity hound, and tended to blab publicly about things he should not have. I didn’t know the guy, this is just hearsay.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (BlF7w)

221 DJ Doof - Blue Edition

Bonus tracks!

iamthemorning - Blue Sea
https://youtu.be/bSLhDQfxLHE

Yoko Kanno - Blue
https://youtu.be/Xjzb_-26m2o

echolyn - Heavy Blue Miles
https://youtu.be/_e5LQAxP_Ds

Aythis - Into The Blue
https://youtu.be/PzM7IiPj3OQ

and now with twice the blue:
Black Tape for a Blue Girl - Through Sky Blue Rooms
https://youtu.be/nAHhvAXfEQE

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)

222 It'll always be Burma to me...

https://youtu.be/vAlinvw2Rb0

Posted by: J. Peterman at August 06, 2026 11:00 PM (2Ez/1)

223 Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)

____________

Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)

Fireworks


And an almost fantatical devotion to the Pope.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:00 PM (Riz8t)

224 I beg your pardon?
Posted by: Ann Elk at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (XOG/m)

https://tinyurl.com/yrvrsh2n

Posted by: That's what the sign said, anyway at August 06, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

225 An Eswatini is usual made with cheap gin pretending to be high quality. It's usually way overpriced. And, leaves a fishy aftertaste.
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (dIske)

I am drinking a Caesar, made with TRex brand vodka, made in St. Albert, Alberta (a bedroom community to Edmonton, now). Kind of tasteless, but I guess that's the reason for vodka, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:01 PM (1z8ji)

226 Bonus tracks!

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)

Suite Madame Blue

https://youtu.be/CkkQPxoxJJY

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:01 PM (dK+Kv)

227 And an almost fantatical devotion to the Pope Poop.
Posted by: Archimedes


FIFBuc-ees.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (VHUov)

228 Posted by: mikeski

You and Doof forgot the greatest of them all-

Blue Horizon by Sidney Bechet

Posted by: New Orleans influenced Miklos at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (XOG/m)

229 It'll always be Burma to me...

https://youtu.be/vAlinvw2Rb0
Posted by: J. Peterman


HAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (g47mK)

230 212 Voices are an underrated human quality.

Karen Carpenter was not classically beautiful, but, damn, her voice was gorgeous.

Karen’s voice was to her what Jayne Mansfield’s boobs were to her.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)

231 16 Did anyone else notice that the 'most educated cities' tracks pretty closely with the preponderance of emotionally damaged, blue-haired, facially pierced, simian-like intellectuals with BO and no grasp of history denizens.

Posted by: Tonypete
----

Yes, it calls into question the word, educated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 11:03 PM (6T7Go)

232 I would add a corollary to the many descriptions of the typical DSA voter profile:

Many are women without children, who know they won't be having any.

That gives these people a very relaxed attitude about the future. No skin in the game.

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:03 PM (RCjYY)

233 Posted by: That's what the sign said, anyway

Actual video is rare, but it exists

Posted by: Chef Miklos at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (XOG/m)

234 That business with flock cameras really snuck up on me. I don't even know if we have them in my community.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Here you go:

https://maps.deflock.org/

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (w+2cP)

235 Blue Rondo a la Turk:

https://youtu.be/FqPC-BkylxA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (1z8ji)

236 For context in 2016 I was one of the very few voices here who said Trump was gonna win - and what's more I said he would make it look easy. I was called a lot of names for it.

I'm just trying to tell you what's going on. It's not doom or conspiracy, it's just that I see shit.

Cannot tell you how this particular psy op is gonna work out because I'm not a prognosticators and the wildcard is still Trump. If I can see what they're doing, he definitely knows, and probably looooong before I did. He will have an idea how to fight it, but it's been designed to be very difficult to combat or stop.

That's why they're currently utilizing a diffuse "extreme" movement, keeping it apart from the larger party that's actually in control, and not holding it within a single crazy person (yet).

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (vE0+H)

237 Good evening morons und danke Disko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (JvZF+)

238 Did anyone else notice that the 'most educated cities' tracks pretty closely with

==

Islamonazis? YES!

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (g47mK)

239 So DC is number 4 in education, yet as of 2007 1/3 of the population was illiterate. Must have made up for it with the butt fucking 20% shit.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (st6oP)

A lot of them are in the "I must be edumacated. Dat dere high school gave me a piece of paper and said I don't come here no more."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

240 Those buc-ees bathrooms are nicer than I saw on some cruise ships. Even the frigging tile work is amazing. Its some of the most perfectly laid tile and perfect grout lines I ever saw in a commercial setting. Yeah, I notice that shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (S41Gd)

241 Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)

____________

Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)

Three guys playing loud, an attendant, an old man proprietor, and leggy customers . . .
https://youtu.be/Ae829mFAGGE

That's all you need.

Posted by: Gimme All Your Lovin' at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (wVcYX)

242 Good evening morons und danke Disko
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (JvZF+)


Howdy SF

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)

243 237 Hey, SanF.! Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (77rzZ)

244 Howdy, horde!

Thanks for the TOOT, Doof!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (rdVOm)

245

EATS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 11:07 PM (Cqx++)

246 Karen’s voice was to her what Jayne Mansfield’s boobs were to her.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)

Some people have a rock climbing wall. You need a fucking boob climbing wall. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 11:08 PM (S41Gd)

247 >>Those buc-ees bathrooms are nicer than I saw on some cruise ships. Even the frigging tile work is amazing. Its some of the most perfectly laid tile and perfect grout lines I ever saw in a commercial setting. Yeah, I notice that shit. lol

During the World Cup when foreigners were posting videos about their trip to the US, I saw a French guy's post that was pretty funny. He said something like as a Frenchman he shouldn't admit it but he loved the US and one the highlights for him was Buc ess and particularly the bathrooms. Said they were nicer than his apartment. Not the bathroom in his apartment, his apartment.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)

248 Use This Product to Tighten Crepe Skin (Not a Moisturizer)

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (RCjYY)

249 134 >>Wish I'd learned to sail.
Withholds thoughts of pissing on straws leg.

It's never too late. Go for it.

Fair warning, if it turns out you like it you will never get it out of your blood.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)


Ummm....get which one out of your blood?

Asking for a friend....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 11:10 PM (XPqtf)

250 Hot & smoky here. Ugh. Also for the next few days.

"Fire Weather Watch" in effect until tomorrow night. Hot, extremely dry, and gusty winds... No doubt that some jerk tossing a cigarette out their vehicle's window will burn hundreds, if not thousands, of acres.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:11 PM (rdVOm)

251 Good night, horde. Thanks for a great ONT, again!

(Or is that OOT?)

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr+re)

252 Actual video is rare, but it exists
Posted by: Chef Miklos at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (XOG/m)

Couldn't find the one where he followed the record and it kept skipping back to "an egg."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 06, 2026 11:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

253 Those buc-ees bathrooms are nicer than I saw on some cruise ships. Even the frigging tile work is amazing. Its some of the most perfectly laid tile and perfect grout lines I ever saw in a commercial setting. Yeah, I notice that shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

And - with the full walls between each urinal, the preferred and inviolate rules of urinal selection seem to be slipping.

Strange new world I tell you!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 11:11 PM (w+2cP)

254 I would add a corollary to the many descriptions of the typical DSA voter profile:

Many are women without children, who know they won't be having any.

That gives these people a very relaxed attitude about the future. No skin in the game.

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:03 PM (RCjYY)

Also not a mother looking to expend motherly energy on something, e.g., karens.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (dK+Kv)

255 >>Ummm....get which one out of your blood?

Sailing. It can become an addiction.

Glad to hear you are feeling better.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (viF8m)

256 That gives these people a very relaxed attitude about the future. No skin in the game.
Posted by: mnw


On government debt-


"In the long run, we're all dead"

Posted by: childless homosexual economist John Maynard Keynes at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (XOG/m)

257 Credentialed is the issue. Getting into College used to be pretty tough, it wasn’t enough to have the scratch to pay for tuition, you had to be admitted. Near as I can tell they’ll take anybody that can fog a mirror now. Of course, this all ends very badly at some point, perhaps a lot sooner than we think.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (BlF7w)

258 Urologists Reveal Why Seniors Lose Leg Power-- and the Simple Fix

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (RCjYY)

259 The DC-haters
_-_
Hey! Over here! I earned it, though. Lived there in th 90's for a bit. Got my fill really quick (also educated). Lots of very interesting people there, all right...just waaay too many.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:13 PM (48SW1)

260 Great news {TiFW} should be pretty good weather

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:13 PM (JvZF+)

261 Yeah, I know, really quickly (educated he says...hmph.)

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:14 PM (48SW1)

262 246 Climbing boobs while listening to Karen Carpenter singing.

*swoons*

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:14 PM (77rzZ)

263 Love Is Blue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjsNNcsUNzE

Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 11:14 PM (eTh1u)

264 Sailing. It can become an addiction.



Marleen and Charleen say I should stick with motorboating

I think they's right

Posted by: Miklos in the privacy of his own home at August 06, 2026 11:15 PM (XOG/m)

265 Sitting under a beautiful Sonoma sunset.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:15 PM (JvZF+)

266 Urologists Reveal Why Seniors Lose Leg Power-- and the Simple Fix
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (RCjYY)

"You, too can climb ladders like a pro with the K-Tel prehensile dick. Order now!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:16 PM (1z8ji)

267 If you really want to point a camera at lawmakers who vote for Flock cameras, you might try a Fairchild K-17. During WWII, the USAAF used them for high altitude aerial reconnaissance.

https://tinyurl.com/3a3zjn88+

At this point, a realistic shell might be sufficient.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

268 The most educated map proves formal education doesn't necessarily less ignorance.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:16 PM (KC5Lt)

269 Those buc-ees bathrooms are nicer than I saw on some cruise ships.

Said they were nicer than his apartment. Not the bathroom in his apartment, his apartment.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)

Our toilets are nicer than most peoples' homes.

Posted by: Engulf and Devour at August 06, 2026 11:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

270 Sitting under a beautiful Sonoma sunset.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:15 PM (JvZF+)

If it was a Williams Sonoma sunset, it would cost you $849.00

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:17 PM (1z8ji)

271 Loch Leven is nice, but what about Loch Twelve?

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 11:18 PM (oq9dX)

272 formal education doesn't necessarily [indicate] less ignorance.
_-_
...and there is no fool like an educated fool. I should know.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:18 PM (48SW1)

273 To the gal with the Buc-ee's shirt...please put it back.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:19 PM (48SW1)

274 Loch Leven is nice, but what about Loch Twelve?

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 11:18 PM (oq9dX)

Loched in a tie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:19 PM (dK+Kv)

275 "You, too can climb ladders like a pro with the K-Tel prehensile dick. Order now!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That was actually a Ronco product

Posted by: Miklos waits, because there's more at August 06, 2026 11:19 PM (XOG/m)

276
I can conclude that the Gurgle ad serving algorithm has determined that we're a little on the old side, here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:20 PM (w6EFb)

277 formal education doesn't necessarily [indicate] less ignorance.
_-_
...and there is no fool like an educated fool. I should know.
Posted by: Don in SoCo


Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:20 PM (VHUov)

278 Transfer Station Blue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdXphARcIeY

Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (eTh1u)

279 Glad you're on the mend, TiFW!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (rdVOm)

280 The DC-haters

AC wouldn't be the same without 'em.

Heck's Bell or some such. Not good.

Posted by: Sticking to the Right at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (DBT/q)

281 Sailing. It can become an addiction.



Marleen and Charleen say I should stick with motorboating

I think they's right
Posted by: Miklos in the privacy of his own home at August 06, 2026 11:15 PM (XOG/m)

Every man's got to have a hobby he enjoys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (wVcYX)

282 On the bonny, bonny bank of Loch Lomond

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (77rzZ)

283 Those buc-ees bathrooms are nicer than I saw on some cruise ships.


Racism and bigotry

Posted by: the Turkish Toilet Association of America at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (XOG/m)

284 The military taught me that stereotypes are just that, city dwellers are not necessarily urbane sophisticates, nor are hick rubes dumber than a post. There are all sorts of permutations and combinations thereof. Officers can be dense, and some of them brilliant. Etc. Now there are idiot hillbillies and DANs and all the rest of it too, but you learn to put those preconceptions aside. You might be surprised, nobody else likes to be pre-judged any more than you.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (BlF7w)

285 I don't necessarily support the flock cameras but I wish the critics would make it clear they don't agree specifically with the government doing surveillance since private surveillance is likely 100x more.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:22 PM (KC5Lt)

286 Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them.
_-_
mikeski speaks a great truth.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:22 PM (48SW1)

287 I want that Buc-ees shirt.
Posted by: Berserker


You might have to print it yourself.

The text is as squared up as this comment block, so either she's a robot or it's a photoshop.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)

288 On the bonny, bonny bank of Loch Lomond
Posted by: Bulg

You take the High Road
And I'll take the Low Road

The Low Road is more my style

Posted by: High-living lowlife Miklos McMiklos at August 06, 2026 11:23 PM (XOG/m)

289 Karen’s voice was to her what Jayne Mansfield’s boobs were to her.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)

Some people have a rock climbing wall. You need a fucking boob climbing wall. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 11:08 PM (S41Gd)

***

Wall...
Boobs...
?????
Profit!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)

290 If it was a Williams Sonoma sunset, it would cost you $849.00
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:17 PM (1z8ji)

====

You forgot 10.25% sales tax. Not kidding.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (JvZF+)

291 I don't necessarily support the flock cameras but I wish the critics would make it clear they don't agree specifically with the government doing surveillance since private surveillance is likely 100x more.

I suspect if the Dems win in '28 the left will flip back to "if you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to fear from surveillance "

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (sKqQm)

292 On the bonny, bonny bank of Loch Lomond
Posted by: Bulg

You take the High Road
And I'll take the Low Road

The Low Road is more my style
Posted by: High-living lowlife Miklos McMiklos at August 06, 2026 11:23 PM (XOG/m)

There's plenty of friends there . . .

Posted by: Garth Brooks at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (wVcYX)

293 Damned wasps! Got stung on a finger while turning off the water outside.

But I *win* because the b@star@d lost its stinger. Hah!
Die, wasp, die!!!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:25 PM (rdVOm)

294 287 I want that Buc-ees shirt.
Posted by: Berserker

$25:

https://tinyurl.com/yzc5azfj

Posted by: I'm the internet; I'm here to help at August 06, 2026 11:25 PM (2Ez/1)

295 Some people have a rock climbing wall. You need a fucking boob climbing wall. lol
Posted by: Berserker


Rock-climbing wall: hand/footholds are color-coded for difficulty.

Boob-climbing wall: DDs are easiest, As are hardest.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)

296 288 Miklos, you crack me up.

I hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)

297 14 Chronic Snorers Tested 31 Products for 5 Months-- Only One Worked for Everyone

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:27 PM (RCjYY)

298 Posted by: Garth Brooks at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (wVcY

Never understood your popularity.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:27 PM (KC5Lt)

299 I don't agree specifically with the government doing surveillance since private surveillance is likely 100x more AND I also won't go into Lowes or Home Depot or Wallyworld for the same reason, and I have been yelling about this crap for decades.

Your point is correct, of course. And the correlation of data on the backend of all of these systems (since the data, BOTH private and public, gets thrown into the same bucket(s) on the backend) is where this really goes bad.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:27 PM (48SW1)

300 Denny's is a good place to take a shit.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (oq9dX)

301 Howdy SF
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)

243 237 Hey, SanF.! Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (77rzZ)
====

Hello gents. Could be better could be worse.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (JvZF+)

302 To the gal with the Buc-ee's shirt...please put it back.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:19 PM (48SW1)
-

Glad I'm not the only one. Sickening. Still hoping it's AI.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (LgsNJ)

303 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 06, 2026 11:29 PM (2Ez/1)

304 There's a really good band playing tonight in the town square. Lots of 80s pop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:29 PM (JvZF+)

305 The boob-climbing wall. What do you land on if you fall off?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:30 PM (1z8ji)

306 298 Posted by: Garth Brooks at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (wVcY

Never understood your popularity.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:27 PM (KC5Lt)

He's no Chris Gaines.

Posted by: can you believe that shit? at August 06, 2026 11:30 PM (nt2TN)

307 But, seriously, Karen Carpenter’s voice was damned sexy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:30 PM (77rzZ)

308 I hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg

If I fall down a well, I have a girl dog, so she is a Lassie

Posted by: Save him, Dixie! at August 06, 2026 11:31 PM (XOG/m)

309 Denny's is a good place to take a shit.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (oq9dX)


Be careful. Tacoma drivers just roll right into the parking lot without looking.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:31 PM (2WIwB)

310 I suspect if the Dems win in '28 the left will flip back to "if you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to fear from surveillance "
_-_
That seems likely. The party in power spends like crazy and increases surveillance while the party out of power complains about both and reverses course when in power.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:31 PM (48SW1)

311 The Buc-ees shirt doesn't make sense on her because women don't poop.

That's my position and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:32 PM (KC5Lt)

312 There is Celine Dion and then there is nothing.

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:32 PM (RCjYY)

313 Your Biscuits Are Big Enough For Me
Bo Carter
https://youtu.be/J6eBNlLvD-M


Bo knows.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 11:33 PM (wVcYX)

314 Hello gents. Could be better could be worse.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (JvZF+)


Sounds whelming

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 11:33 PM (QMAsf)

315
Speaking of Charles Berry, there was a incident with Jim Irwin on Apollo 15. Both he and Scott got dehydrated and overheated during their EVAs, Irwin worse than Scott. There was a problem with the water dispensing system in the suits. Apollo 15 was the first J-mission, longer duration stays, and much more science work. Each EVA lasted about 7 hours on average.

Upon take-off from the surface, Irwin started experiencing a serious arrhythmia. Berry later said that if Irwin were back on earth, he would sent him to the ICU right then and there, and told Chris Kraft and Gene Kranz so.

We don't know who really made the call, but they didn't tell the crew about it. Berry probably thought that might make it worse. The EKG went back to normal, but they watched it like a hawk all the way back.

And Irwin did have a heart attack 2 years later, and another two after that, dying during the third one. He was the first of the Moonwalkers to pass away.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb)

316 Blue Light Gaze:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj26um4z-Xc

Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 11:34 PM (eTh1u)

317 311 Wut?
— Amber Heard

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:34 PM (77rzZ)

318 I used to say that Phil Collins is the epitome of mediocrity.

But then I found out about his interest in and involvement with the Alamo.

Righteous dude.

Posted by: Miklos stands corrected at August 06, 2026 11:36 PM (XOG/m)

319 After watching this, MiladyJo says, "I have so many questions!" Indeed.

Petula's coat - I think we have a beach bag that looks like that. And, of course, it's all lip-synched to the radio recording. But, OMG, the set and the dancers, some kind of mix of hippie and ghey and I don't know. This is what the producers of the Ed Sullivan Show thought was Hip and Cool and Groovy in 1968. It was a sign of the times.

Linked for historical analysis porpoises only.

https://youtu.be/rhKTqdSwx2I

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - vaguely exact at August 06, 2026 11:36 PM (62m/B)

320 >>That seems likely. The party in power spends like crazy and increases surveillance while the party out of power complains about both and reverses course when in power.

I hate the idea of Flock cameras. My town actually has none but we're an anomaly. For now anyway.

But the idea of anonymity in the digital age is whistling past the graveyard. Unless you are living off the grid with no internet, no cell phone, ATM card or credit card, you are not anonymous.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)

321 311 Wut?
— Amber Heard
......

You're one of a kind, honey.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 11:37 PM (oq9dX)

322 The Buc-ees shirt doesn't make sense on her because women don't poop.

That's my position and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:32 PM (KC5Lt)

***
You've never used the rest room after Mrs D's been in there after a dinner of chili dogs.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:38 PM (2WIwB)

323 Sounds whelming
Posted by: Doof

Whelm-ish

Posted by: the Oxford Miklos Dictionary at August 06, 2026 11:38 PM (XOG/m)

324 If interested, this is my favorite painting technically wise. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:39 PM (KC5Lt)

325 >>this is my favorite painting technically wise

Niiiice!

You're very talented!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:40 PM (rdVOm)

326
Now there are idiot hillbillies and DANs

DANs ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)

327 >>You've never used the rest room after Mrs D's been in there after a dinner of chili dogs.

Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:41 PM (viF8m)

328 I hate the idea of Flock cameras. My town actually has none but we're an anomaly. For now anyway.

But the idea of anonymity in the digital age is whistling past the graveyard. Unless you are living off the grid with no internet, no cell phone, ATM card or credit card, you are not anonymous.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)


True enough, but I still flip them off when I drive past.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:42 PM (2WIwB)

329 Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:41 PM (viF8m)

lol

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:42 PM (KC5Lt)

330 Blue Light Boogie:

https://youtu.be/SvlR5I-zOr4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:42 PM (1z8ji)

331 If interested, this is my favorite painting technically wise. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:39 PM (KC5Lt)


Wow! Well done!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:43 PM (2WIwB)

332 "Flock Off!" Would be a great name for an organized movement. Just sayin'

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:44 PM (rdVOm)

333 But the idea of anonymity in the digital age is whistling past the graveyard. Unless you are living off the grid with no internet, no cell phone, ATM card or credit card, you are not anonymous.
Posted by: JackStraw


And so few people do that, that your lifestyle identifies you just as well as if you were living underneath a Flock camera.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:44 PM (VHUov)

334 Pubs, Somebody pointed out at the time there wasn’t much better than they could do for him on Earth, he was in a weightless environment, and on 100% O2.

Pete Conrad went next, I think. he crashed his motorcycle, nothing seemingly too serious, but apparently sustained internal injuries and he died on the table. Maybe if they had taken him to a larger or better equipped hospital they could have saved him.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:45 PM (d20MQ)

335 307 But, seriously, Karen Carpenter’s voice was damned sexy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:30 PM (77rzZ)


That's a natural fact. And on the other end of the sexy spectrum I submit to you Olivia Newton John.

Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 11:46 PM (eTh1u)

336 During the World Cup when foreigners were posting videos about their trip to the US, I saw a French guy's post that was pretty funny. He said something like as a Frenchman he shouldn't admit it but he loved the US and one the highlights for him was Buc ess and particularly the bathrooms. Said they were nicer than his apartment. Not the bathroom in his apartment, his apartment.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)

Was that the dude who said he would give his left croissant for a texas brisket? That dude was a riot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 11:46 PM (S41Gd)

337 DANs ?
_-_
Pretty sure that is an acronym that can only be spoken if you are not white. If you are white, to speak it is a crime...which means the actual crime is being white?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:47 PM (48SW1)

338 The Carpenters were produced well, lots of double-tracked vocals and lush harmonies, it was a little over the top & saccharine sweet. Just what everyone needed to come down after the 60s, I expect.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:50 PM (d20MQ)

339 DANs ?
_-_
Pretty sure that is an acronym that can only be spoken if you are not white. If you are white, to speak it is a crime...which means the actual crime is being white?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:47 PM (48SW1)

Dirty Ace of spades Non-nooders?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:51 PM (dK+Kv)

340 Not even midnight yet?

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 11:52 PM (Ia/+0)

341 >> could do for him on Earth, he was in a weightless environment, and on 100% O2.

That's exactly what Berry told Kraft and Kranz. While the total cabin pressure was "only" 5 psi, that was pure O2 and thus was well higher than sea level O2 partial pressure of about 3 psia. During the EVAs, the suit pressure was lowered to about 3.75 psi, still higher than sea level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

342 That dude was a riot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Careful

Parisians are sensitive about this term

Posted by: Mikleuse recalls French Halal Car-B-Ques at August 06, 2026 11:53 PM (XOG/m)

343 I used to say that Phil Collins is the epitome of mediocrity.

But then I found out about his interest in and involvement with the Alamo.
Posted by: Miklos stands corrected

One of the few men that knows how to get to the bowling alley in the basement.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 11:54 PM (w+2cP)

344 Love your stuff Polynikes! What people think is “best” is always a matter of taste; Algiers Point is technically perfect! But I know what I like to look at would be Color of Fall and Cruz Bay. Both of those are just really appealing!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 11:54 PM (pfrqN)

345 >>And so few people do that, that your lifestyle identifies you just as well as if you were living underneath a Flock camera.

Earlier in my career I worked on the transition from arpanet to the internet including things like network colocation and peering. The NSA was never far away. And they never left.

Hell, the CIA was one of the first seed investors in Google. The CIA created Google Earth. It's a great story that Bezos just got an idea to sell books on this new thing called the internet and started a business in his parents garage. Better story is his grandfather was one of the founders of ARPA now DARPA.

One ring to bind them.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:54 PM (viF8m)

346 Not even midnight yet?
Posted by: Skip

Back to School soon, young Skipper

Posted by: Kindly but strict Aunt Miklos at August 06, 2026 11:55 PM (XOG/m)

347 Anybody looking for a few words of wisdom?

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 11:56 PM (I0N4X)

348
On paper, the cardiovascular mortality rate of the Apollo astronauts who went to the Moon (Moonwalkers plus the CM pilots, and the the others who didn't land) is much higher than the population of LEO astronauts.

And animal studies have confirmed that cosmic rays and the others are indeed a cardiovascular risk. It basically causes hardening of the arteries, you might call it.

But, that said, the vast majority made it to their '80s, and the 4 living Moonwalkers are well in their 90s.

The four Artemis crew are 4 more data points for this, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

349 So, Ann Arbor, a smallish city with a gigantic, big ten conference, university in it, has a high proportion of educated people. There's a shocker. I wonder how many of those other cities are university towns.
Posted by: nerdygirl
------
It can't be surprising that places where a large part of the local "GDP" rotates around the edumacatin' industry has a large number of edumacated idiots people.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 06, 2026 11:57 PM (oyafG)

350 Anybody looking for a few words of wisdom?
Posted by: muldoon


pls

asking for a friend

if I, um he can use them

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Jason Arday at August 06, 2026 11:59 PM (XOG/m)

351 341 >> could do for him on Earth, he was in a weightless environment, and on 100% O2.

That's exactly what Berry told Kraft and Kranz. While the total cabin pressure was "only" 5 psi, that was pure O2 and thus was well higher than sea level O2 partial pressure of about 3 psia. During the EVAs, the suit pressure was lowered to about 3.75 psi, still higher than sea level.
_-_
But, professor....isn't sea level closer to 14.something psi? Student is confused. Is that air in-generalncersus O2 specifically?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (48SW1)

352 On paper, the cardiovascular mortality rate of the Apollo astronauts who went to the Moon (Moonwalkers plus the CM pilots, and the the others who didn't land) is much higher than the population of LEO astronauts.

And animal studies have confirmed that cosmic rays and the others are indeed a cardiovascular risk. It basically causes hardening of the arteries, you might call it.

But, that said, the vast majority made it to their '80s, and the 4 living Moonwalkers are well in their 90s.

The four Artemis crew are 4 more data points for this, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

Well, (very) small sample size, for one. And I expect the Moon travelers to be drawn from a cohort of Type A personalities, too. Driven people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (1z8ji)

353 Anybody looking for a few words of wisdom?

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 11:56 PM (I0N4X)

Other than how to stop these ass sucking popups and violently hunt down and dispose of the asshole responsible ...not really.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (S41Gd)

354 347 Anybody looking for a few words of wisdom?
Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 11:56 PM

******

There was a request for "Eswatini" in a limerick.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (2Ez/1)

355 Tangled Up In Blue

https://tinyurl.com/rmua2bes

Nite all.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 12:01 AM (viF8m)

356 Muldoon, while absorbing and using it is another matter, always ready to hear some wisdom.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 12:01 AM (U/Byj)

357 SEAMUS MULDOOOOON!!!

This boy has been up to no good.

Anything good we would have heard about

Posted by: Miklos rapidly assesses at August 07, 2026 12:01 AM (XOG/m)

358 As always thanks for the positive comments.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 12:01 AM (KC5Lt)

359 On paper, the cardiovascular mortality rate of the Apollo astronauts who went to the Moon (Moonwalkers plus the CM pilots, and the the others who didn't land) is much higher than the population of LEO astronauts.

And animal studies have confirmed that cosmic rays and the others are indeed a cardiovascular risk. It basically causes hardening of the arteries, you might call it.
-
Well, shit.

Posted by: Ben Grimm at August 07, 2026 12:03 AM (vSvIl)

360 There was a request for "Eswatini" in a limerick.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I tried, but spilled my martini on the linguini.

Ruined both my drink AND dinner

Posted by: Miklos has days like that most days at August 07, 2026 12:03 AM (XOG/m)

361 >> But, professor....isn't sea level closer to 14.something psi? Student is confused. Is that air in-generalncersus O2 specifically?

See the difference between partial pressure and total pressure. When you have a mix of (otherwise non-interacting) gases, you can treat the pressure of each separately, and is proportional to its molar fraction.

What matters for getting O2 in your blood via your lungs is the partial pressure of O2.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)

362
Anybody looking for a few words of wisdom?
Posted by: muldoon


Let it be

Posted by: THE BEATLES! at August 07, 2026 12:04 AM (Cqx++)

363 treat the pressure of each separately, and is proportional to its molar fraction.
_-_
Got it. Thanks.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:05 AM (48SW1)

364 But, professor....isn't sea level closer to 14.something psi? Student is confused. Is that air in-generalncersus O2 specifically?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (48SW1)

Partial pressure in gases is akin to concentration in liquids. Air is 21% oxygen. At 14 psi absolute, the partial pressure of oxygen is 14 X 0.21 = 2.94 psi.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 12:05 AM (1z8ji)

365 336 During the World Cup when foreigners were posting videos about their trip to the US, I saw a French guy's post that was pretty funny. He said something like as a Frenchman he shouldn't admit it but he loved the US and one the highlights for him was Buc ess and particularly the bathrooms. Said they were nicer than his apartment. Not the bathroom in his apartment, his apartment.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)
========
Freddy from Germany called Taco Bell...
"Holy Land."


https://tinyurl.com/ma8h3kzu

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 12:06 AM (2Ez/1)

366
And what matters for fire risk includes O2 partial pressure, but far more than that. It depends on the other gases mixed it.

5 psia pure O2 is no greater a fire risk than sea level air.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

367 Anybody looking for a few words of wisdom?
Posted by: muldoon

Let it be
Posted by: THE BEATLES!

And thanks for the Cadillacs

Remain Blessed

Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Yogi at August 07, 2026 12:07 AM (XOG/m)

368 The Unabomber lived off the grid, quite successfully.

One of his relatives (SIL?) recognized the rhetorical idiosyncrasies in his manifestos & dropped a dime on him.

The FBI has the Unabomber's cabin in its museum.

Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 12:07 AM (RCjYY)

369 I wonder are the moon walkers also monitored more then other astronauts? Could it be more monitoring = more diagnosis?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:07 AM (sKqQm)

370 I wonder how many of those other cities are university towns.
Posted by: nerdygirl
--------

Durham, #2, Dook U.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:08 AM (XeU6L)

371 192 Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)

Eat
Propane
Ice
Posted by: That's what the sign said, anyway

Bloodworms
Cigarettes.

Posted by: Convenience Store at August 07, 2026 12:08 AM (JM9I6)

372 >> Could it be more monitoring = more diagnosis?

All the astronauts are monitored like crazy. That comparison is those who left earth orbit, outside the magnetosphere, vs the rest of the astronaut population.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

373
If you sign up to be an astronaut, you sign up to be basically a lab specimen all your life. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

374 Suite Madame Blue

https://youtu.be/CkkQPxoxJJY
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:01 PM (dK+Kv)

I’ve always thought that was the best track Styx ever did. The way it kicks into gear halfway always gets me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 12:11 AM (pfrqN)

375 Durham, #2, Dook U.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-77m3LqX2g

Posted by: Miklos, Dookie once removed at August 07, 2026 12:11 AM (XOG/m)

376 mmm, okay.

Well this week I got into an animated e-mail exchange with the president of our HOA Board over some middling county rule. H sent a rambling diatribe about how I was blah, blah, blah.. The time stamp on his message was 3:39 a.m.

The next day I mailed him my response:

"Tim,

My mother taught me two things when I was a lad.
1. Always wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident.
2. Nohing good ever comes from posting angry e-mails at 3:39 in the morning.

I talked with him a couple days later and he told me he does not p[lan to serve out the remaining 18 months of his term of office. I think my indirect response short circuited his brain. Thanks Mom!

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:12 AM (I0N4X)

377 Boston, biggest college city in the country.
Posted by: JackStraw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=asAlBgHoqjI

Posted by: Zombie Ian Faith at August 07, 2026 12:12 AM (DZ9Lv)

378 If you sign up to be an astronaut, you sign up to be basically a lab specimen all your life. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

That way too

Posted by: LabCorp at August 07, 2026 12:12 AM (XOG/m)

379 I had a dream back in 2003 that I was on a website where you could buy literally anything you needed. In the dream I was looking for some old VHS tape and purchased it. It wasn't ebay. You could buy any food product you could really think of and pretty much anything else, and it would arrive.

It was a black web page though - I still remember what it looked like. Very web 1.0 of course.

I remember waking up and thinking it was probably totally unrealistic. Which is funny if you know me.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:13 AM (vE0+H)

380 This Odd Trick Will Give You An E******n at Any Age. Try it!

Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 12:14 AM (RCjYY)

381 Stopped off for a few beers in Ann Arbor one evening , while making a solo motorcycle ride back from Thunder Bay to Atlanta. Can't recall the name...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:14 AM (XeU6L)

382 Our latest retarded and or crazy ass black criminal arrested for attacking white women in Charlotte may hit the news tomorrow. He videoed himself doing it. It'll be interesting to see what PR the city puts out. Welcome to Charlotte we hope you don't die.

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 12:15 AM (enNUy)

383 Thanks Mom!

Posted by: muldoon

You mooks didn't know that Muldoon's mom invented e-mail protocol while she was Chief Research Scientist at CERN, didja? (I won't mention the NSA part)

Posted by: Miklos had heard rumours at August 07, 2026 12:16 AM (XOG/m)

384 Remain Blessed
Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

**********

Can't we just let Bhagwans be Bhagwans?

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:16 AM (I0N4X)

385 I teach in Durham. I don't feel any smarter.

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 12:16 AM (enNUy)

386 Anybody looking for a few words of wisdom?
Posted by: muldoon

Let it be
Posted by: THE BEATLES!

And thanks for the Cadillacs

Remain Blessed
Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Yogi at August 07, 2026 12:07 AM (XOG/m)


Avoid the clap.

Posted by: Jimmy Dugan at August 07, 2026 12:17 AM (2WIwB)

387
_-_
But, professor....isn't sea level closer to 14.something psi? Student is confused. Is that air in-generalncersus O2 specifically?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (48SW1)

Oxygen makes up about 21% of the atmosphere, so partial pressure of O2 at sea level is 21% of 14 something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 12:18 AM (pfrqN)

388 Stopped off for a few beers in Ann Arbor one evening , while making a solo motorcycle ride back from Thunder Bay to Atlanta. Can't recall the name...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

Darleen?

I think Darleen was in Ann Arbor once

Posted by: Miklos tries to forget what he thinks he remembers at August 07, 2026 12:18 AM (XOG/m)

389 The first group of prospective astronauts were culled from military records, in secret. At first, there was some talk of using race car drivers, mountain climbers, submariners, all sorts of crazy ideas like that. And poets! Gotta have somebody along that can describe the wonders of outer space.

Eisenhower cut through all that. For one, they needed people who had background checks and clearances, and their medical background was already documented. He decided military pilots with test flight backgrounds.

Gordon Cooper said he didn’t even know there was a space program. He got orders to report to Washington. “What’s this about?” he was asked, and of course he didn’t know either. He was a test pilot at Edwards. Told to check in at the Dolly Madison hotel under an assumed name.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:19 AM (dE511)

390 Side Sleepers With Neck Pain: Try the Butterfly Method Tonight

Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 12:19 AM (RCjYY)

391
Another way to see partial pressure. Imagine you take each gas separately, and then isothermally compress it to the total pressure of the mix. The volume fraction of each to the total will then be the same as the molar fraction.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:19 AM (w6EFb)

392 Side Sleepers With Neck Pain: Try the Butterfly Method Tonight
Posted by: mnw


Wrap yourself up like a cocoon?

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 12:22 AM (VHUov)

393 Principles of resuscitation:

1. Air goes in and out
2. Blood goes 'round and 'round
3. Oxygen is good

/Tulane Univ School of Medicine

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:23 AM (I0N4X)

394 Thanks Mom!

Posted by: muldoon

You mooks didn't know that Muldoon's mom invented e-mail protocol while she was Chief Research Scientist at CERN, didja? (I won't mention the NSA part)
Posted by: Miklos had heard rumours at August 07, 2026 12:16 AM (XOG/m)


Was her work at CERN before or after she got the Hubble telescope running right?

Posted by: Jimmy Dugan at August 07, 2026 12:23 AM (2WIwB)

395 I teach in Durham. I don't feel any smarter.
Posted by: nckate
-------

Lived there for a year or so while attending UNC. Lived the worst dump you can imagine. There was a common mail box for the 10-20 residents. Most of the mail was from parole officers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:23 AM (XeU6L)

396 There is a very thin line between wise and wise ass

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:24 AM (I0N4X)

397 Damn it!
Off League of Their Own sock!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 12:24 AM (2WIwB)

398 Pure O2 is pretty good for hangovers. Bed rest is recommended anyway, it will kill the headache. But it returns as soon as you go back to breathing air.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:24 AM (dE511)

399 I can't tell if the mystery click was an official music video, or one that George K put together, or one that someone else made and he liked it so he put it on his own channel too.

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 12:24 AM (Sy6m/)

400 1. Air goes in and out
2. Blood goes 'round and 'round
3. Oxygen is good

/Tulane Univ School of Medicine
Posted by: muldoon

That easy huh

I guess all the gunshot cases went to Charity

Posted by: Miklos survived, but Uptown at August 07, 2026 12:25 AM (XOG/m)

401 Muldoon's mom invented e-mail protocol while she was Chief Research Scientist at CERN, didja?

************

She was also a Cub Scout den leader and could feed a husband and seven boys 15 different types of one-pot meals.

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:26 AM (I0N4X)

402 There is a very thin line between wise and wise ass
Posted by: muldoon

the Crack of a Posteriori

Posted by: Miklos is mentally much younger than 29 at August 07, 2026 12:28 AM (XOG/m)

403 I guess all the gunshot cases went to Charity

*************

You misspelled 'Chatty'

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:28 AM (I0N4X)

404
Too high a partial pressure of O2 is bad as well. 0.5 atm is about the limit for prolonged breathing. 1.4 - 1.6 (briefly) is the limit. Above that and seizures and other damage can occur.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)

405 There was a young man from Eswatini,
who kept all his cash in his beanie.
When robbed of his purse,
he stomped and he cursed,
but the thief he didn't get eeny.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:28 AM (48SW1)

406 She was also a Cub Scout den leader and could feed a husband and seven boys 15 different types of one-pot meals.
Posted by: muldoon

The rich kid families had two pots. But we had one, made of scrounged cardboard and tar scraped from the road, and we were grateful!

Posted by: Miklos from York, SC at August 07, 2026 12:31 AM (XOG/m)

407 Posted by: Don in SoCo

Three thumbs up!

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:31 AM (I0N4X)

408 Posted by: Don in SoCo

*Bushwood Golf Clap*

Posted by: Judge Miklos Smailes at August 07, 2026 12:32 AM (XOG/m)

409
Wrap yourself up like a cocoon?

Posted by: mikeski
---

Wrap your head between baby's legs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 12:33 AM (6T7Go)

410 Hammer, my kid went to duke law which is a nice area in a sea of crap.

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 12:33 AM (enNUy)

411 But I *win* because the b@star@d lost its stinger. Hah!
Die, wasp, die!!!
Posted by: JQ
-----
If it lost it stinger, as in "dragged its guts out getting away" it was a bee. Wasps, hornets, Queen bees and bumblebees don't have barbed stingers. Their stinger slides in, squeezes out its shot of forming acid and other wonderful organic compounds, necrotizing enzymes, and slides right out, ready to sting you again.
I once caught a yellowjacket in my old open face Bell helmet, and by the time I got it off and released the damned thing, it had stung me 6 times (I counted the lumps in the mirror later) around the temple. I'm sure it was amusing watching me pull off the side of the road, drop the bike on its side, engine still running, rear wheel spinning and me frantically trying to release the D ring strap.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 07, 2026 12:35 AM (oyafG)

412 Eswatini?
Four and I'm under my host!

Posted by: D. Parker at August 07, 2026 12:37 AM (2Ez/1)

413 You misspelled 'Chatty'
Posted by: muldoon

dat waz oughtta respec fo da Sistahs

Posted by: Miklos can still do a pretty good Ernie K-Doe at August 07, 2026 12:38 AM (XOG/m)

414 Red wasps love to get down, once is never enough.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 12:40 AM (6T7Go)

415 Eswatini?
Four and I'm under my host!
Posted by: D. Parker

Which one?

It's a Roundtable just for you, Dorothy

Posted by: Algonquin Miklos at August 07, 2026 12:40 AM (XOG/m)

416 I’ve been watching KeroNgb on the Tube of Ewes. His basic format is to ask easy questions of young people, typically on college campuses. Example: how many minutes in a quarter of an hour? Commonest answer? 25 minutes because that is a quarter. Even when they know there are 60 minutes in an hour, they cannot divide 60 by 4 and get 15. Part of it is that they do not use analog watches. But these college students don’t even know their times tables, or how many oceans are there, nor are they able to name three countries outside the US. It’s depressing!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 12:41 AM (sGgMH)

417 Hammer, my kid went to duke law which is a nice area in a sea of crap.
Posted by: nckate
-----

The campus is quite pleasant, especially the Duke Chapel, but, as a Tarheel, it is incumbant upon me to cast slurs when possible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:41 AM (XeU6L)

418
Speaking of the Artemis astronauts, I just saw that Christina Koch was awarded the "Princesa de Asturias de la Concordia" award for 2026. That's a Spain thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)

419 More words of wisdom. We saw a clickbait item today that said experts say that cognitive decline begins when you forget the names of common household items.

Wring. Cognitive decline begins when yo forget to put your penis back in your pants after using the bathroom at a neighborhood party.

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:42 AM (I0N4X)

420 incumbant

Also to misspell words...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:42 AM (XeU6L)

421 Posted by: buddhaha at August 07, 2026 12:35 AM

Oh, darn it. Now I feel bad about the poor bee dying. Might have been a neighbor's honeybee!

But it stung me, so... 'bye!

Bit the end off one of hubby's cigs, chewed it a little & pressed it on the sting then wrapped with a bandaid. Pain went away quickly. No swelling.

Hmm. Yeah, I usually have worse reaction with wasp and hornet stings.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)

422 The campus is quite pleasant, especially the Duke Chapel, but, as a Tarheel, it is incumbant upon me to cast slurs when possible.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Let us join hands and rebuke the infamy of the Wolfpack

Posted by: Ecumenical quasi-Dukie Miklos at August 07, 2026 12:43 AM (XOG/m)

423 >> cognitive decline begins when you forget the names of common household items.


What if you kinda never got them all straight to being with? I mean, I used thing, doohickey, the thing that does the thing all the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

424

Stupid words for stuff. I think visually, really. My mind's eye sees what I'm talking about, and I've got to retrieve the damned word for it. Waste of time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:45 AM (w6EFb)

425 Cognitive decline begins when yo forget to put your penis back in your pants after using the bathroom at a neighborhood party.
Posted by: muldoon

pants?

Posted by: Miklos is rather popular among the ladies of The Villages at August 07, 2026 12:45 AM (XOG/m)

426 >>>they cannot divide 60 by 4 and get 15. Part of it is that they do not use analog watches. But these college students don’t even know their times tables, or how many oceans are there, nor are they able to name three countries outside the US. It’s depressing!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
---

Eighth grade math; times tables, add and subtraction, division.
It was a drum beat. And those quizzes; if a train is going to Memphis at 60 mph... and oh, no, please.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 12:46 AM (6T7Go)

427 What if you kinda never got them all straight to being with? I mean, I used thing, doohickey, the thing that does the thing all the time.
Posted by: publius

*********

I suggested that cognitive decline began when you forgot where you'd left your whatchmadoozy...

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:46 AM (I0N4X)

428 Let us join hands and rebuke the infamy of the Wolfpack
Posted by: Ecumenical quasi-Dukie Miklos
--------
Weirdly, I've never known an NC State grad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:47 AM (XeU6L)

429 What if you kinda never got them all straight to being with? I mean, I used thing, doohickey, the thing that does the thing all the time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

There are things in my kitchen drawers that I have no idea what they do or once did, much less what they are called.

Posted by: Miklos inherited some, probably also bought some at August 07, 2026 12:47 AM (XOG/m)

430 Cognitive decline begins when you forget to put your penis back in your pants after using the bathroom at a neighborhood party.
Posted by: muldoon


Introvert's reading: "Avoiding neighborhood parties prevents dementia."

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 12:47 AM (VHUov)

431 Weirdly, I've never known an NC State grad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

See?

Posted by: Miklos knows that the Research Triangle is a secret UFO base at August 07, 2026 12:49 AM (XOG/m)

432 "Avoiding neighborhood parties prevents dementia."
Posted by: mikeski

*********

Awesome take. I may borrow this...

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:49 AM (I0N4X)

433 Doo-hickey, thingamajig, whatchamacallit... LOL.

When my trainees couldn't remember the names of our equipment and needed a mechanic, but were too embarrassed about not knowing the correct term-- I told them to refer to it (thing in question) as "this apparatus" or "this piece of equipment" or "that machine" &etc. Helped them overcome their Noob Insecurity.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)

434 There are things in my kitchen drawers that I have no idea what they do or once did, much less what they are called.
Posted by: Miklos
------
Or where they came from.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:50 AM (XeU6L)

435 Honey Bee sting is an old home remedy for stiff or painful joints. Put the bee at bad joint and let it sting you. Sometimes several.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 12:50 AM (6T7Go)

436 I used to work with a guy who was a math major from NC A&T.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 12:50 AM (2Ez/1)

437 I suggested that cognitive decline began when you forgot where you'd left your whatchmadoozy...
Posted by: muldoon

Medicare will pay for a home Thingamajiggit Organizer if you have a prescription.

Posted by: Miklos gets those and back braces weekly at August 07, 2026 12:51 AM (XOG/m)

438 There are things in my kitchen drawers that I have no idea what they do or once did, much less what they are called.
Posted by: Miklos

**********

There is one at our house that I am convinced is for castrating rutabagas...

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:52 AM (I0N4X)

439 Did your city make the list?

Yes, yes it did...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)

440 Or where they came from.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

My parents

I got that part

The stores themselves are probably long since extinct

Posted by: Miklos is an inadvertent collector at August 07, 2026 12:53 AM (XOG/m)

441 439 Did your city make the list?

Yes, yes it did...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)

The place where I was born, on the other hand, had and has some of the worst unemployment in the entire country, so no, didn't make the list.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 12:54 AM (l3cgK)

442 Did your city make the list?

Yes, yes it did...
Posted by: jim
-------

As did mine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:55 AM (XeU6L)

443 All right you reprobates. I'm done. Thanks for letting me play.

Have fun storming the castle.

Endeavor to Persevere.

Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:55 AM (I0N4X)

444 There is one at our house that I am convinced is for castrating rutabagas...
Posted by: muldoon

How dare you assume our gender!

Also we might pay

Posted by: the Rutabagas at August 07, 2026 12:56 AM (XOG/m)

445
Speaking of oxygen (oxy-gun as some rednecks around here pronounce it): Mama is home. She's pretty weak, but in high spirits now she's home.

She called out that it was hard to breathe. Checked her O2 sat. 94% and dropping. They say that's not too bad, just worry if it gets below 88%, but with her, if it gets below 95%, she doesn't like it.

So, I got to checking flow, then got worried there was a leak. Scrambled around for a bit, then noticed the canula was out of her nose. She had to blow her nose and forgot to put it back in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

446
She's so weak, well it's bedside commode operations. Not pretty. But a son's got do what a son's gotta do. Also daughter-in-law.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (w6EFb)

447 Honey Bee sting is an old home remedy for stiff or painful joints. Put the bee at bad joint and let it sting you. Sometimes several.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yikes! Um, no-- I'll take my arthritis as-is, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)

448 I just want to know the name if that Fuckenthang that keeps preventing the drawer form opening.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (48SW1)

449 I can think of quite a few "Blue" songs. Okay, not that kind of blue (although there's quite the catalog of those too)...

"Blue" --Leeann Rimes
"Jackie Blue"--Ozark Mountain Daredevils
"Blue Velvet"--Bobby Vinton
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (l3cgK)

450 There is one at our house that I am convinced is for castrating rutabagas...
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:52 AM (I0N4X)


How can you tell a male rutabaga from a female rutabaga?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (sGgMH)

451
A fellow around here used to shock himself with his electric fence all the time. Said that helped the arthritis in his hands.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:59 AM (w6EFb)

452 448 I just want to know the name if that Fuckenthang that keeps preventing the drawer form opening.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (48SW1)

potato peeler? Spatula?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 01:00 AM (l3cgK)

453 So, I got to checking flow, then got worried there was a leak. Scrambled around for a bit, then noticed the canula was out of her nose. She had to blow her nose and forgot to put it back in.
Posted by: publius
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In for my last previous surgery, during the prep I noticed that my oxygenation was at 99%! I was astounded, and queried the nurse. She reached over and tapped the canula. Oh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:02 AM (XeU6L)

454 potato peeler? Spatula?
Posted by: jim
-------

Apple corer? Nut cracker? Jar opener? Can opener?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:03 AM (XeU6L)

455 I just want to know the name if that Fuckenthang that keeps preventing the drawer form opening.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (48SW1)


My shop has many of those. Card file drawer full of ignition switches, one rolls over, and terminal studs snag in the overhead bars of the cabinet. Grrr!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 01:04 AM (1z8ji)

456 How can you tell a male rutabaga from a female rutabaga?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

The punchline to that was lost when Katz's in the Catskills burned in 1977.

Posted by: and Miklos never got a chance to try the veal at August 07, 2026 01:05 AM (XOG/m)

457
Sometimes, too high an O2 saturation can be bad. With COPD, it can cause blood CO2 to get too high. There's a lot of nuance and complicated stuff, so they sometimes say keep it at no more than 92%.

Mama's blood CO2 runs on the higher side, but the MDs who are supposed to know what they're talking about told me too high O2 is not a problem for her, so crank it up to whatever she likes. No higher try not to, but don't worry about the high O2 levels.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

458 "Blue" --Leeann Rimes
"Jackie Blue"--Ozark Mountain Daredevils
"Blue Velvet"--Bobby Vinton
...
Posted by: jim
----

Joni Mitchell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:06 AM (XeU6L)

459 But a son's got do what a son's gotta do. Also daughter-in-law.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Prayers for you all.

Posted by: Miklos at August 07, 2026 01:07 AM (XOG/m)

460 Scrambled around for a bit, then noticed the canula...
_-_,
Good on you for that. Been in your territory there...sorta ages a fella.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 01:08 AM (48SW1)

461 71 I honestly have zero clue what that is
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

Yes, you do. Nikki Minaj. My anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

That last sentence is from Sir Mix-a-Lot. Did she steal it and make a "song" about it?

When I say I have zero clue, I am not exaggerating.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)


You say 'steal', multi-millionaires say 'sample'. And I just now found out, the line is delivered by Sir Mix-a-Lot in both songs, since it's an actual sample and not just a sound-alike.

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
https://youtu.be/LDZX4ooRsWs

Oh, I hear a sample in "Baby Got Back" from "Me So Horny" by... {looks it up}... 2 Live Crew, who themselves sampled it from Full Metal Jacket. So it's a chain of people who can't complain about getting sampled, since they did the same. I feel like I used to know these things and simply forgot, since they had no import in my life.

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 01:09 AM (Sy6m/)

462 But a son's got do what a son's gotta do. Also daughter-in-law.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Prayers for you all.
Posted by: Miklos
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Yes. Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:10 AM (XeU6L)

463 How can you tell a male rutabaga from a female rutabaga?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Grab it by the root, and see if there's a bag a'there.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:10 AM (VHUov)

464 .....that could have used a Crocodile Dundee sock, maybe.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:11 AM (VHUov)

465 Thanks, we can use all that y'all can spare.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:12 AM (w6EFb)

466 But a son's got do what a son's gotta do. Also daughter-in-law.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Bless you. Prayers for all of you!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)

467 Late here, g'night all

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:14 AM (XeU6L)

468 Night, Mike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 01:18 AM (1z8ji)

469 Bit the end off one of hubby's cigs, chewed it a little & pressed it on the sting then wrapped with a bandaid. Pain went away quickly. No swelling.

Hmm. Yeah, I usually have worse reaction with wasp and hornet stings.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)


The other sure-fire thing is to smear the goo from the Benedryl gel-caps on the sting. That reduces the swelling and pain, and prevents the itching.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 01:18 AM (rbvCR)

470 From Terry Pratchett:

Anoia is the Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers, a minor goddess on the Discworld. When someone rattles a drawer and cries "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?", even though the person might be genuinely irritated or even exasperated, it is as praise unto Anoia. Faithful Anoians (worshippers of Anoia) purposefully rattle their drawers and complain every day. Anoia also finds objects that roll under other objects and things stuck in sofa cushions, and is considering handling stuck zippers. She eats corkscrews. Her name is clearly derived from "annoy".

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 01:21 AM (rbvCR)

471 Kindltot-- I don't have any Benadryl in the house atm. Guess I'd better fix that!

Tobacco works well, if applied right away. I took it off after about an hour & so far, so good. Not painful, swollen or itchy now.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

472 True story about 'thingamabob'/'watchamacallit' type words:

Once upon a time, there was someone from the Netherlands helping with an astronomical survey of galaxies. They sent other people in the project a photograph with a glowing green thing circled and a note 'What's this voorwerp?' ("voorwerp" being a Dutch version of 'whatchamacallit' - a placeholder name). They didn't know, either, but as the picture got circulated around astronomers - and some more similar glowing green things were found with people saying 'found another voorwerp' - it ended up adopted as the term for that class of objects.

(If you're wondering, a voorwerp seems to occur when a quasar nukes the hell out of a huge cloud of gas, leaving an intensely glowing galaxy-sized mess behind).

Posted by: Locarno at August 07, 2026 01:22 AM (wiYsG)

473 Late here, g'night all
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Hammer DOWN

Posted by: Miklos is similarly inclined to recline at August 07, 2026 01:22 AM (XOG/m)

474 Baby Blue - Badfinger

youtu.be/33oAuvbRg-c

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 07, 2026 01:23 AM (pLaQB)

475 No need to mutilate a Benadryl. They sell diphenhydramine as a cream for bug bites/stings that you can apply directly.

Posted by: Locarno at August 07, 2026 01:23 AM (wiYsG)

476
"Hanny's voorwerp". Interesting, reading about that now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:24 AM (w6EFb)

477 I was at the county fair today, it opened for the weekend.
How does one tactfully tell the political people that all we really want is a candidate who, when elected, will at minimum screw us over 10% less than the violent communist who is in office today?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 01:24 AM (rbvCR)

478
This is Hanny:
https://t.ly/2XlBh

This is her Voorwerp:
https://t.ly/KRjPh

There are stars forming in her Voorwerp.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:29 AM (w6EFb)

479 I was at the county fair today, it opened for the weekend.
How does one tactfully tell the political people that all we really want is a candidate who, when elected, will at minimum screw us over 10% less than the violent communist who is in office today?
Posted by: Kindltot

All I know is, if you run over an old lady at the County Fair, it helps if Dad's the mayor

Posted by: Miklos and the Bitchin' Camaros 80s tribute band at August 07, 2026 01:31 AM (XOG/m)

480
Another picture of Hanny:
https://t.ly/rohm5

Yep, I imagine quite a few fellers would love to get all up in her Voorwerp, there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:32 AM (w6EFb)

481 And the sign said:

Red Wigglers
French Ticklers

Posted by: Billy Bob's Bait and Tickle at August 07, 2026 01:33 AM (r7+Q7)

482 I was at the county fair today, it opened for the weekend.
How does one tactfully tell the political people that all we really want is a candidate who, when elected, will at minimum screw us over 10% less than the violent communist who is in office today?
Posted by: Kindltot

Sorry, IDK.

Pity that "truth in advertising" laws don't apply to political campaigns.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 01:33 AM (rdVOm)

483 There are stars forming in her Voorwerp.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

At the moment of insemination, a spark of light is emitted

Posted by: Miklos thinks cosmic, man at August 07, 2026 01:33 AM (XOG/m)

484 There are things in my kitchen drawers that I have no idea what they do or once did, much less what they are called.
Posted by: Miklos

They are probably a penis and balls but why do you change your drawers depending on the room you're in?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 01:35 AM (DZ9Lv)

485 Creeps in for a night cap.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 01:39 AM (ibDUx)

486
Hanny's Voorwerp is 650 million lightyears away, or about 200 megaparsecs.

Not even The Paolo could reach that, I don't think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:40 AM (w6EFb)

487 They are probably a penis and balls


They are rather shriveled, but maybe

You want them back?

Posted by: His Mom left some stuff here at August 07, 2026 01:40 AM (XOG/m)

488 Too high a partial pressure of O2 is bad as well. 0.5 atm is about the limit for prolonged breathing. 1.4 - 1.6 (briefly) is the limit. Above that and seizures and other damage can occur.
Posted by: publius,
----
Yeah. Got that lecture from my son, the 3 gas diver.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 07, 2026 01:43 AM (oyafG)

489 Creeps in for a night cap.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

At Roadside Miklos' Almost All-Nite No-Name Establishment, all late arrivals are given quarters for the jukebox and every nite is Ladies' Nite

*note-our very Private VIP golf cart parking is now OPEN*

Posted by: Miklos, your genial mixologist at August 07, 2026 01:44 AM (XOG/m)

490 Hi, Debby!

*pours nightcaps for both of us*

Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)

491 Guy gets into a fender bender, his fault.

He gets out of his vehicle. Other guy does too.

Other guy is a dwarf and he is royally pissed. He emits some choice invective, closing with "and I'm not happy".

First guy: "Well, which one are you, then?"

And that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2026 01:47 AM (IG3/x)

492 482 I was at the county fair today, it opened for the weekend.
How does one tactfully tell the political people that all we really want is a candidate who, when elected, will at minimum screw us over 10% less than the violent communist who is in office today?
Posted by: Kindltot

Sorry, IDK.

Pity that "truth in advertising" laws don't apply to political campaigns.
Posted by: JQ

Actually it does, when you're BrandEvil making Rubio the Pragmatic Choice which keeps them in power, one has to hope Rubio will save himself and become ViceRoy of freeCUBA rather than part of the machine.
-- viz, Susan Rice posing asLa Liberté guidant le peuple hunting down everyone who thwarted them.

The other choice is JD, or third party behind which is cTHIEL, cthKARP, cthLUCKEY brought to you by cthANDURIL an accelerationist dream where once and for all there be one cTHECNOLOGY to rule them all -- and they are the ones in control -- until their not.

Truely, this is JD's race to lose, to stand and fight, or bow to the will of a fearsome enemy before their third party candidacy brings the technological apocalypse they so lust for.

Dance like Marionettes
-- swaying to the Symphony of Destruction!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 07, 2026 01:48 AM (eS+Uj)

493 ibid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEyL_sS0eY&t=89s
Don't forget to Vote


The only REAL weakness is the NEED for a Leader to follow.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 07, 2026 01:49 AM (eS+Uj)

494 How they think Hanny's Voorwerp was formed. This is Science, y'all. Science I can get behind.

A another galaxy passes close to the main galaxy, IC2497 here, so close that the big galaxy pulls a long, spiral tidal tail out of the passing galaxy.

The close of that tail engorges the central black hole, turning it on into an AGN (something like a quasar). Powerful radiation erupts from that engorged black hole in a cone from its poles. That ionizes the gas in the far tidal tail. And a little later powerful spurts of slower gas comes out of the engorged, turned-on black hole, and the shock triggers star formation.

The black hole then goes down, and turns off. And we're left with a pregnant Voorwerp.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)

495 And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

It was not easy, but I managed to save both the Bourbon And the monitor

Just barely

Posted by: Miklos, you owe me nothing at August 07, 2026 01:50 AM (XOG/m)

496 Cheers JQ and Miklos.

publius, I am happy that your Mama is back at home.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 01:51 AM (ibDUx)

497 The black hole then goes down, and turns off. And we're left with a pregnant Voorwerp.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)

I guess you'd have to be a Star Voortrekker to go look at it up close.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 01:52 AM (1z8ji)

498 Creeps in for a night cap.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 01:39 AM (ibDUx)

I can't wear one of those

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:53 AM (vE0+H)

499 Manfred, I’m impressed! That was almost coherent, I actually think I understood the point you were trying to make. Good job,keep improving!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 01:55 AM (pfrqN)

500
She's very happy herself. And I think that's gonna perk her up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:55 AM (w6EFb)

501
The story gets even better. Astrophysicist Dr. Sir Brian May, also picks a bit of the guitar was promoting this thing called Galaxy Zoo, trying to get "crowd sourcing" in helping identify galaxies.

Hanny above was a big fan, and that's how she got into it.

Voorwerp girls, you make them quasars spin round.... I think we can improve on that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

502 She's very happy herself. And I think that's gonna perk her up.
Posted by: publius

I think that's true. There really IS no place like *home* and being near people you love!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)

503 I am trying to plan out the wiring for the overhead lights in my shop. I figure 18 more or less evenly spaced sockets filled with those LED "high bay" lamps ought to do it. But I want them on 2 circuits: middle row of 6 lamps to be on a 3-way loop, with a switch at each man door.. The two outer rows of 6 lamps to be on another circuit controlled by a switch at the #1 man door, near the panel. Since it is going to be all surface-mount, the wire has to be in conduit (EMT tubing). I figure 110 feet of half-inch, and maybe 75 of 3/4 inch. The "backbone" of the grid will be 3/4" conduit, carrying both circuits; the ribs will be 1/2", carrying only one circuit. Going to see if Habitat Re-Store has conduit. Pricey at Home Despot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:04 AM (1z8ji)

504 501
The story gets even better. Astrophysicist Dr. Sir Brian May, also picks a bit of the guitar was promoting this thing called Galaxy Zoo, trying to get "crowd sourcing" in helping identify galaxies.

Hanny above was a big fan, and that's how she got into it.

Voorwerp girls, you make them quasars spin round.... I think we can improve on that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Historical Fact/What-if:
If Brian May was not able to help hire Jimi Hendix to play at his gig -- there would never have been QUEEN.

And the world would be less WEIRD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KYo_89lgf0

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 07, 2026 02:12 AM (eS+Uj)

505 18 more or less evenly spaced sockets filled with those LED "high bay" lamps ought to do it
_-_
Did something like that for my shop a couple years back. Money well spent. It's bright like Walmart inside there now! I put in a transfer switch in case one of my heirs or those to whom they sell the place goes nuts and connects all this to the grid. Really nice in the winter when it is already dark when I get done with the day job.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 02:13 AM (48SW1)

506 AGN = Active Galactic Nucleus

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 02:18 AM (sGgMH)

507
Brian May has done of lot of work with NASA. He collaborated on the OSRIS-REx mission and New Horizons. He is quite an expert on stereoscopy, making detailed 3D models of 2D images. He's also works on various NEO (SMOD candidates) protection stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:20 AM (w6EFb)

508 If you want to have fun with that AOP, try to minimize the wire length for the 3-way loops. With EMT you can do a little more tricks than with Romex, where you're limited in the number of conductors with the cable. You can do some clever tricks sometimes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:22 AM (w6EFb)

509 My Dad broke his pelvis in two places. he was 84 and he slipped on some ice while chasing after his hat which had blown off of his head. He checked himself out of rehab and came home. He actually healed at home, it was a long process but he lived to 91 and he walked right up to the end.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 02:23 AM (ibDUx)

510 "lived to 91 and he walked right up to the end."

What did he do when he got there?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 02:27 AM (DZ9Lv)

511 There are things in my kitchen drawers that I have no idea what they do or once did, much less what they are called.
Posted by: Miklos


That sounds like the plot point of a Miyazaki anime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2026 02:28 AM (diia5)

512 If you want to have fun with that AOP, try to minimize the wire length for the 3-way loops. With EMT you can do a little more tricks than with Romex, where you're limited in the number of conductors with the cable. You can do some clever tricks sometimes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:22 AM (w6EFb)

I will have enough actual wire. I have been stripping out some old coils of BX (armored cable), both 12/3 and 12/2. Should have more than enough for the backbone, and #12 is massive overkill for the current needed. For the branches, a friend has offered me a large spool of 14/2 Romex; just take what I need off it. But I have a metric fuckton of old cabtire cord and extension cords; I might just use that for the branches. It's all going to be in metal tubing; which will be attached to to a metal ceiling; and it's never going to be inspected. Nothing there to burn, and it will be protected by a 15 amp breaker anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:32 AM (1z8ji)

513
The fact that the author of "Fat Bottomed Girls" is also the author of "A Survey of Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud" is just satisfying to me somehow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:35 AM (w6EFb)

514 There are things in my kitchen drawers that I have no idea what they do or once did, much less what they are called.
Posted by: Miklos

That sounds like the plot point of a Miyazaki anime.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Spiralized Away.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 02:35 AM (VHUov)

515 For the 3-way, I see a neutral, two travellers, and a switch leg as running the full length of the layout. Well, the travellers have to run from switch to switch; that's the longest path. Neutral runs from master switch to the last lamp; and switch leg runs from the remote switch to the first lamp.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:36 AM (1z8ji)

516 I found a wholesaler in Edmonton who has 3/4" EMT for $1.08 per foot; less than half what Home Depot wants. But I will also check Habitat ReStore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:38 AM (1z8ji)

517 I am starting to doze off right here in the chair. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:49 AM (1z8ji)

518 Night AOP. I hope that you will bring some pictures of your shop to the MoMe.

Dark, he found his forever home and stopped walking in this life.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 02:55 AM (ibDUx)

519 Well, I just went down a rabbit hole. This morning on the tech thread, Pixy's musical interlude was an old recording of The Ventures playing "Apache":

https://youtu.be/W-Hc5abSVHA

What I wanted to know was, what was the weird guitar played by the tall dark-haired guy on the left, with the cowboy hat and mustache? It has a Fender-style headstock, and everyone else on stage is rocking Fender guitars; but the body shape is unique, vaguely Mosrite but of no specific type. The answer is that the player is Nokie Edwards, and the guitar is the one of two custom-made for him by Tony Hunt out of Arkansas, who'd worked at Mosrite with Semie Moseley.

Mosrite Forum, scroll down to Tony Hunt Guitars:
https://tinyurl.com/35z3p28a

Getty Images, second photo:
https://tinyurl.com/2fypuzk4

Nokie passed March 12, 2018, at the age of 82. RIP.

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 03:00 AM (Sy6m/)

520 Sweet dreams Horde, I am off to sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 03:06 AM (ibDUx)

521 Spent the afternoon with lil bro & his son (and dog).

Worried about the dog! It's an old (14? 16? y.o.), little dog-- not sure of breed-- and just walked in circles all the time. Something's wrong with it, but bro isn't concerned. He seems oblivious to certain facts, perhaps unable to bring himself to put the poor thing down. Ugh. Poor doggeh!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)

522 'Night, Debby!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)

523 Barely more than a nap time to go.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:22 AM (Ia/+0)

524
Since Hanny first exposed her Voorwerp there, a few more have been discovered. Some of them are smaller, and are known as voorwerpjes, little voorwerps.

These are formed by basically the same mechanism, but by a less powerful black hole. Just doesn't get so big when engorged or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 03:24 AM (w6EFb)

525 I think its raining still, had a T-storm after dark again last night

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:39 AM (Ia/+0)

526 The ad if fkin with me again

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:45 AM (Ia/+0)

527 Good night, horde. Sleeepy time...

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 03:57 AM (rdVOm)

528 People have the oddest things on tee shirts sometimes. Why would you want to have "I took the biiggest shit in a Bucccees bathroom."? Are people supposed to be impressed by that? I understand Bucceees has nice bathrooms as well lots of goods ( I may have been there once) but I'm not a proctologist or a gastroenterologist or on the cleaning staff at a Buccees.. I don't need to know that.

Several weeks ago a woman on at the store had on a tee shirt which had "Eff this" for about 50 different things. I could only read "F taxis" because the writing was too smal, I didn't want to stare at her chest and I had to go someplace else.

On the other hand, someone had on a tee shirt at the store the other day"Jesus saves" which I thought was a nice saying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:11 AM (JrHfD)

529
People have the oddest things on tee shirts sometimes. Why would you want to have "I took the biiggest shit in a Bucccees bathroom."? Are people supposed to be impressed by that?

================

Repulsive.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 04:15 AM (mmrXZ)

530 Beautiful picture up top of Scotland.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:16 AM (JrHfD)

531 And I did see someone wearing a tee shirt with a picture of a sunrise and it said " I don't know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future" which was an uplifting saying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:23 AM (JrHfD)

532 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0)

533 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

534 My generation would update their Facebook page regarding their BUC-EES experience. So, TikTok video or I don’t believe her!
I’d be surprised if urban dictionary didn’t have a term for photographic proof of an unflushed BM. Probably logging.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 07, 2026 04:54 AM (ccX9M)

535 I am 53 years old so I am delighted to see the popup ads showing 3 old men with big smiles on their faces with a dopeboy baggie of blue pills, a bosomy GILF with promises to have hours of sex and incontinence underwear. This gives me great hope for the Villages years!

Posted by: paulnjax at August 07, 2026 07:12 AM (PPnyU)

536 287 I want that Buc-ees shirt.
Posted by: Berserker

You might have to print it yourself.

The text is as squared up as this comment block, so either she's a robot or it's a photoshop.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)

294 287 I want that Buc-ees shirt.
Posted by: Berserker

$25:

https://tinyurl.com/yzc5azfj
Posted by: I'm the internet; I'm here to help at August 06, 2026 11:25 PM (2Ez/1)

I was guessing that mikeski was right!

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 07:53 AM (odBC9)

537 Very late to the party but know this, all of those who have attacked Flock cameras…and maybe they should tell the cops this. (Sadly, they do not do what is morally right - They Just Follow Orders.)

The right of trial by jury is that palladium of civil liberty and the only safe guarantee of the life, liberty and property of the citizen (h/t, TX Declaration of Independence, 1836).

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 08:20 AM (4g5V+)

538 On the other hand, someone had on a tee shirt at the store the other day"Jesus saves" which I thought was a nice saying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:11 AM (JrHfD)

It could be a Slayer shirt.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (4g5V+)

Fish-Herding Cafe

horsemanning.jpg


Historic Vids
@historyinmemes

To appear headless while taking a photo, known as "horsemaning", was a popular way to pose in the 1920's.

Horsemaning, also known as "headless posing," is a photographic technique where the subject creates the illusion of being beheaded, with their head placed on the ground or another surface. This unique form of posing gained popularity during the 1920s and was considered a photography trend at the time.

To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose. One person positions themselves with their head hidden or tilted backward, while the other conceals their body, revealing only their head in the photograph. The term "Horsemaning" originated from the Headless Horseman, a malevolent character depicted in Washington Irving's 1820 short story titled "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow."

In 2011, Horsemaning experienced a resurgence on Facebook, and numerous photos attempting to recreate the original trend started circulating on platforms like Buzzfeed. This revitalization brought renewed attention to the peculiar and imaginative art of Horsemaning.


ICYMI: Police cat.

The mountains of Pluto.

Stage V Clinger.

Baby goat wants to cuddle.

Duckling defiant disorder.

Puppy wants to help with engine repair.

Kids adopt a tick-ridden puppy off the street.

Puppy goes HAM on his new favorite duck-toy.

Tiger cub goes crazy on her toys.

Baby elephant makes a leaf "wig."




Feline Disrespect Simulator:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Had to beg the ad to let me call Nood

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

3
Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)

4 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (77rzZ)

5 Jaysus, something may be happening here in Alaska.

F-22s zooming back and forth over the city at extremely low altitude.

They usually do their exercises well to the north over sparsely populated areas (it's not like we don't have plenty of those).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (IG3/x)

6 Didn't show the collie taking the ball back upstream to let it float downstream again.

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

7 Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Nope. It's memes all the way down.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (VHUov)

8 Maybe Chinese are playing with their balloons again

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Plutonian mountains are cool. Make Pluto a Planet Again!

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (2Drhq)

10 Ace, you are awesome. Thank you so much for this site. It’s the greatest site.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (77rzZ)

11 I suppose it's better than planking.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (/k3in)

12 As the immortal Emily Littella said, never mind.

I forgot there's going to be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.

Durrrrrr...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (IG3/x)

13 10 Ace, you are awesome. Thank you so much for this site. It’s the greatest site.
Posted by: Bulg

Nobody likes a Brown-Noser!

Posted by: Teacher's Pet at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (JM9I6)

14 Guy in the last video is straight-up torturing that cat. I hope kittycat got its revenge with a 5-clawed death slap.

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (2Drhq)

15 And shouldn't it be "horsemanning?"

"Horsemaning" looks like it should be horse + mane + ing. Like you're describing a mohawk-mullet combo.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (VHUov)

16
Owners found their missing husky hanging out with bears during a drone search..


Husky: Hey! Hey, guys! You wanna go eat my humans. It's mean I get the baby but you can have all the others.

Hey, c'mon! It'll be fun. I mean, they deserve it anyhow. Those bastards won't let me drink outta the toilet!

C'mon guys! let's do it. Pleeeeeeeeease!
...
...
...

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:42 PM (iJfKG)

17
It took New Horizons over 15 months to send the data back to earth using the Deep Space Network big dish receivers. Download speed was 1 -2 kbps.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)

18 13. Ace’s gotta loan the Vespa to me somehow.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:44 PM (77rzZ)

19 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)

20
Due to all the mountains,

the Plutonians are great yodelers.

Better than the Swisss.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (iJfKG)

21 Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)

It's an older meme but it checks out.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (st6oP)

22
Guy in the last video is straight-up torturing that cat. I hope kittycat got its revenge with a 5-clawed death slap.
Posted by: Delurker

===============

I agree! Fake playmates is no fair.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:46 PM (mmrXZ)

23 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)

Amazing! We may not have gotten flying cars and vacations on the moon, but we got to live through some cool science.

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (2Drhq)

24 > 19 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)

Ask me how that works.

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (IG3/x)

25 Retired about 4 times
But I do my little remodeling Project Mgr for a friend
Keeps me getting up
Keeps me out there
I have 1 more biz idea but cannot pull the trigger

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)

26 The ad if fkkn with me too muvh
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

27
Some astronomers managed to actually image the dust cloud kicked up by the Falcon 9 2nd stage the other day. This is some damned impressive imaging:

https://t.ly/yY8rS

The poster there is the head of the MIDAS group at the IAA-CSIC group based in Spain. MIDAS stands for Moon Impact Detection and Analysis System. This is their specialty, observing lunar meteor strikes, and if anyone could've done this, it was them.

They have the Midas touch, you might say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)

28 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)

29 Plutonian mountains are cool. Make Pluto a Planet Again!
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (2Drhq)

A bunch of drunk astronomers at a convention have no power to demote Pluto from planet status. Screw them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (uhVAy)

30 > I forgot there's going to be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.

Heard from a family member that they've got Blue Angel Super Hornets doing zoomies over their part of town.

That definitely explains it.

If you think the Air Force is going to let the Navy zoom around over their city without a response, well...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (IG3/x)

31 28 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)

Yesss!!! Double high-five!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (zYpTz)

32 > 28 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)

Excellent news!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (IG3/x)

33
The New Horizons transmitter is X-band, at just 12W power. Detecting that signal from earth has been compared to seeing a flashlight from across the width of the US, 3000 miles distance.

The reason for this amazing sensitivity is the bands chosen for space communication have extremely low natural background noise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)

34 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
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Is the Moron Horde on standby to provide lookouts, distractions, and a getaway driver?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

35 Guy in the last video is straight-up torturing that cat. I hope kittycat got its revenge with a 5-clawed death slap.
Posted by: Delurker

===============

I agree! Fake playmates is no fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:46 PM (mmrXZ)

I have a cat that will swat at the tails of cats on YT videos on a TV hooked to the internet. She has brothers to mess with if she wants real tussles.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (uhVAy)

36 5 Jaysus, something may be happening here in Alaska.

F-22s zooming back and forth over the city at extremely low altitude.

They usually do their exercises well to the north over sparsely populated areas (it's not like we don't have plenty of those).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Awiens.....

Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kittuh at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (pLaQB)

37 Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)

It's an older meme but it checks out.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (st6oP)

Cheezburger cat meme photos were started back in the early 1900s

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (uhVAy)

38
THe South Korena Dunari lunar orbiter also got some before and after shots of the impact:

https://t.ly/ZyrtD

LRO's position wasn't favorable, but it will be taking some images when it flies over in a few days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)

39
*runs finger over Café table top*
*shakes head in disgust*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (O0L8i)

40
I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

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FAHBulous.

I once literally busted out of a hospital. I was in a foreign country and I'd had it. I called two friends for help. "I'm leaving!" I yelled at the nurse. She literally shook a needle at me and yelled back, "The doctor's going to be mad about this!" Doctor shrugged. Okay. Craziest thing ever, I was on crutches, had to go down a flight of broken concrete steps with an ice-covered puddle at the bottom and get a cab outta there. And that was the OUTSIDE of the hospital. The inside, don't get me started...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (mmrXZ)

41

Police Cat
🚨IN COLOR🚨

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 07:57 PM (Cqx++)

42 AI still gives you data and not information
Illegals cost about $400 B
ok what does that mean
Ok it is Costco or Cat or Oracle Market Cap
So now what do I know?
I know a lot of people work for them and feed and house their families
But what if it is a sucking sound of people that demand you feed and house their families.
What if the people SUCK $400 B out of your life?
Do you have $1500 buck to spend on other people that do not want to join your system?
Why cant Republican leadership point out the COST?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

43 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
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Is the Moron Horde on standby to provide lookouts, distractions, and a getaway driver?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

Tosses flash bangs, pops smoke for helo extraction.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)

44 There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)

45 And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)

46
I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

___________

Got your dummy to leave in your bed?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)

47 There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
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Actually, I think there are police cats in a few localities.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (FZ29D)

48
And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)


He did in case he ever had to take it on the lamb.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (iJfKG)

49 >>> Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

=====

Skip is first? That has got to be a first.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (QFchU)

50 The reason we need more data centers has never been more vividly demonstrated than by that cat video.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)

51
There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.

___________

But there are ship's cats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (O0L8i)

52 The mountains of Pluto.

"It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot."

-------------

Flat Plutonians hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (+n6Zq)

53 48
And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)

He did in case he ever had to take it on the lamb.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (iJfKG)


Ewe guys.... 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 08:04 PM (XPqtf)

54 I could see police goats. But, police sheep?

Derp derp derp derp derp...

Stinkin' woolies are dumb. and stinky. And dumb.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

55
*receives DM from insurance*

"Are there tripping hazards in your house?"

*looks at The Big Dummy sleeping*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)

56
Pluto's mountains are water ice. At those temperatures ice is like rock.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb)

57 Cats are not reliably trainable for police work. Unless tripping people as they go down stairs or something like that.

Good mousers

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:07 PM (Y+6my)

58 So what happened today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

59 Police Sheep.

He's a Baaaaa-d mutha (shut yo mouth!)

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2Drhq)

60
So what happened today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

____________

Got the back acreage mowed. Finished just before it started raining.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:09 PM (O0L8i)

61 Finalized the flooring order, replacing all of the carpet in the house with wide oak plank flooring, which is most of the house.

It cost a lot but it's well worth it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 08:09 PM (XV/Pl)

62 Are we dreaming of electric sheep now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:10 PM (2GVsD)

63 Police cats work mice.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)

64
But there are ship's cats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Lucifer, go to sea
Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat
Somewhere, anywhere

That cat's something I can't explain

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 08:11 PM (Cqx++)

65 The poster there is the head of the MIDAS group at the IAA-CSIC group based in Spain. MIDAS stands for Moon Impact Detection and Analysis System. This is their specialty, observing lunar meteor strikes, and if anyone could've done this, it was them.

They have the Midas touch, you might say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)
=====

Yeah that job is already taken

Posted by: Space Intruder Detector at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (JvZF+)

66 Hmm.. "Headless Body on Topless Garden Bench" just doesn't have the same ring to me.

Evening, Horde! Again, I won't make the ONT but maybe I can stay awake a bit to dally in this thread.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (SgdqL)

67 Did You Know?

Famed automobile designer Raymond Loewy was brought in to help design human factors on Skylab

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (Y+6my)

68 Wait?

Maine has passed three laws to interfere with ICE activities.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)

69 Got your dummy to leave in your bed?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)
=====

She's going to knock out a candy-striper with an ether-soaked rag.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:15 PM (JvZF+)

70
Got the back acreage mowed. Finished just before it started raining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*tosses beer*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:15 PM (wOO3z)

71 Hadrian

Good for you. Take a long break.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:16 PM (2GVsD)

72 Police cats are good for mildly disappointed stares.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:16 PM (JvZF+)

73 "Horsemaning" looks like it should be horse + mane + ing. Like you're describing a mohawk-mullet combo.

Me, too. I was reading the article trying to see where the horse mane came in.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 08:17 PM (wn0/z)

74 Maine's ICE out of Home Law seeks to prevent landlords from sharing information with ICE on suspect tenants.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

75
I had friends while I was mowing. Cattle egrets were following me around and martins were booming and zooming having lunch on the wing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)

76 Lots of anonymous tips In Maine

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:19 PM (wOO3z)

77 There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
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In an effort to seem less evil and brutal, the Chinese police have been pushing photos (AI of course) of cats in police vests. They are strays, you see, but the police take them in and train them to help the glorious Peoples Republic!

Is there nothing Xi Jinping Thought can't do?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)

78 Maine has passed three laws to interfere with ICE activities.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)
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It's FAFO time!

Posted by: That guy who always things it's a time at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)

79 75
I had friends while I was mowing. Cattle egrets were following me around and martins were booming and zooming having lunch on the wing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)

I don't get anything like that! Instead, I get displaced and angry swarms of gnats.

To paraphrase Sam Gamee, what do they eat when they can't get Robbos?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

80 In an effort to seem less evil and brutal, the Chinese police have been pushing photos (AI of course) of cats in police vests. They are strays, you see, but the police take them in and train them to help the glorious Peoples Republic!

"Black cat or white cat?" Deng Xioping.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (2GVsD)

81 They are strays, you see, but the police take them in and eat them.

Posted by: The Real Story at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

82 >>>Horsemaning

If it's about a Horseman, shouldn't it be spelled horsemanning? As opposed to horsemaning, which would seem to be something about a horse's mane.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (syz1S)

83 Remember when they got so mad every day about the crumbling state of "our democracy" because some people did something at the capitol and it was all "OMG insurrection" and the "darkest day in history"?

And now they're just running 50 *candidates* that are like "yeah, down with the fucking USA and every greedy capitalist pig scum inside it, eliminate Congress and the Jews, empty the prisons, and fuck yourself and die America".

And the DNC is whistling pretending they've got nothing to do with it. But they're not exactly flipping out - are they. Fuckin' scumbag commie left.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)

84 To paraphrase Sam Gamee, what do they eat when they can't get Robbos?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

Hobos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wOO3z)

85 "Black cat or white cat?" Deng Xioping.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (2GVsD)
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Speaking of China, I've just posted Part 3 of my series on a PLA invasion of Taiwan - The Chicoms Are Not The Soviets. It's a discussion of the significant differences in military and culture.

Link in nic. No idea how many parts there will be, I'm just thinking on the page. You might enjoy it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)

86 Oh kami-sama

The Maine Commies are wrapping the Castle Doctrine around their twisted evil idea of protecting illegal aliens renting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:26 PM (2GVsD)

87 Remember when they got so mad every day about the crumbling state of "our democracy" because some people did something at the capitol and it was all "OMG insurrection" and the "darkest day in history"?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)
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And lame duck GOP senators get their nuts tied in a knot over those non-violent people getting compensation while the Maoists are taking pot shots at ICE.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:26 PM (ZOv7s)

88 "If it's about a Horseman, shouldn't it be spelled horsemanning? As opposed to horsemaning, which would seem to be something about a horse's mane.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous "

I think, that if you had a time machine, and went back into time, and made sure the word "horsemaning" was spelled with two 'n's from the very first, and then did nothing else and came right back, the course of history would not be altered.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:28 PM (MWfyi)

89 84 To paraphrase Sam Gamee, what do they eat when they can't get Robbos?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

Hobos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wOO3z)

What?? In MY privileged corner of NOVA?? Harumph, harumph, harumph!! (Deh hobos may assemble out in Prince William County, Darlink!)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:29 PM (SgdqL)

90 2 Fun Ice Facts:

1) The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!

2). The illegals are now trading in their work trucks for suburbans to avoid ICE attention. Woot Woot!

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 08:29 PM (lCppi)

91 > 19 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)

Ask me how that works.

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (IG3/x)

What he said.

Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson at August 06, 2026 08:31 PM (wVcYX)

92 I think Chloe the Bengal Kitty has consolidated her new empire.

She's surveying her domain from on top of my bookshelves in my office.

Poor Penny has been relegated to a lower position on top of the cat tree next to my window.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)

93
1) The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!

2). The illegals are now trading in their work trucks for suburbans to avoid ICE attention. Woot Woot!
Posted by: LASue

===============

Well well. Is pool contractor looking for any legal locals to employ?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (mmrXZ)

94 So I guess Abigail Shapiro's ugly brother decided to lump Franco in with communists and the wise residents of X wouldn't have it.

It is of course absurd. The man was a hero, and a very reluctant dictator. In an alternate universe, he'd have retired on a pension and no one would know who he was, but of course the Spanish left had to do its thing, killing clergy, assassinating center-right politicians and so he was forced to act.

There's a good book on the topic, btw.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)

95
AS you know, Donna Mills started and OnlyFans at age 85. She just revealed she got a request to see her feet, and stomping grapes at that.

She's going to do it, she says. I'm sure the sick fuck is going to pay.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

96 Poor Penny has been relegated to a lower position on top of the cat tree next to my window.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)
---
Since I started giving Mittens more canned tuna, her sense of pride and wrath against the usurper Dakota has revived, and rather than meekly surrender her food, she's issuing sharp physical rebukes.

She's also showing her displeasure with the state of the family room by marking the carpet like Bomber Command.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)

97
Imagine WWII where Mussolini was as shrewd as Franco, making nice noises toward Hitler but keeping out of the whole thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:37 PM (O0L8i)

98 Thunder & lightning

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (Ydd86)

99 V95
AS y8u know, Donna Mills started and OnlyFans at age 85. She just revealed she got a request to see her feet, and stomping grapes at that.

She's going to do it, she says. I'm sure the sick fuck is going to pay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

"Revies online evidence"

Hrrm, homm. Let's not be hasty here!

Posted by: Treebeard at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (SgdqL)

100 It is of course absurd. The man was a hero, and a very reluctant dictator. In an alternate universe, he'd have retired on a pension and no one would know who he was, but of course the Spanish left had to do its thing, killing clergy, assassinating center-right politicians and so he was forced to act.

There's a good book on the topic, btw.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

They teach that in school now. Seriously.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:43 PM (wOO3z)

101 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater

Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre

What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson


Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at August 06, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

102 98 Thunder & lightning
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (Ydd86)

Very, very frightening.

Latest wave blew through here about an hour ago.

Posted by: Treebeard at August 06, 2026 08:45 PM (SgdqL)

103 Hello, cafe friends! My work day is finally over.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

104 They could do double exposures a hundred years ago.
Or behead a criminal and dress them up and slump them over.
I would have done the David holding Goliath's head up. If I could find a criminal or annoying neighbor with a big enough head. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Nagasaki still gives me a glow at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (983Km)

105 Horsemaning, also known as "headless posing," is a photographic technique where the subject creates the illusion of being beheaded, with their head placed on the ground or another surface.

Probably not a big hit in France.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:47 PM (w+2cP)

106 Dang, there's that sock thig again!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:48 PM (SgdqL)

107 The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!


Most of the Mexican restaurants and food trucks around here display their citizenship or green card documents prominently at their place of business.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (w+2cP)

108
"To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater

Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre

What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson

Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer

==============

Beep.

Posted by: Captain Pike at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (mmrXZ)

109
Elon is now talking mass drivers on the Moon as part of the "Path to Petawatts" plan. Heinlein stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)

110 I'm surprised the head puns have not come to a head.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:52 PM (MWfyi)

111 Probably headed that way now though.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (MWfyi)

112 BREAKING:
RED CROSS DELETES VIDEO AFTER MIGRANT MURDERS BRITISH WOMAN

The Red Cross made a sympathetic cartoon video showing the journey of Sharif, an Afghan travelling to Europe

When Sharif got there he MURDERED a British Woman and stuffed her body into a suitcase

They wanted you to feel sorry for him but he killed a young woman like the savage that he is

The Red Cross must be held to account for the blood they have on their hands
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Red Cross is an arm of the Administrative State.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (6T7Go)

113 111 Probably headed that way now though.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (MWfyi)

We could about face now and avoid it.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 08:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

114 hmmm

>>@hey_itsmyturn
·
4m
>>Loud explosions heard in Marib.
#Yemen 🇾🇪

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)

115 Pluto would make a good Fortress of Solitude.

Everyone already knows where that one in the Arctic is, plus the Chinamen have already tainted the Far North with their expanding geo-political influence which is hastened by Canada's fellatal obeisance. It certainly isn't winning them fans.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (nDXEV)

116 Elon is now talking mass drivers on the Moon as part of the "Path to Petawatts" plan. Heinlein stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)


Two of the biggest issues with extended human spaceflight is radiation and pressure changes. If that .2 millibar change makes the old breaks hurt, think what happens when compartment 6 starts leaking. Thicker pressure hulls will help for both of them. It is hard to get mass out of Earth's gravity well, but much easier from the moon, even if it is just gypsum or regolith to epoxy into plates.

The third, the problem with zero-g is going to be harder of course.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)

117 "We could about face now and avoid it.
Posted by: Piper"

Noggin a do it.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (MWfyi)

118 JackStraw

About time.

Since the North Yemen ports are crushed, now is the time of the water purification plant destruction, and passing out typhus infected blankets from LA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

119 Wondering who did it, Salty. The Saudis really hate the Houthis and for good reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:01 PM (viF8m)

120 Elon is now talking mass drivers on the Moon as part of the "Path to Petawatts" plan. Heinlein stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)

Sam Rockwell heaves a heavy sigh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 09:02 PM (0aYVJ)

121 The people who shelter and protect illegals really, sincerely believe THEY are the good guys.

What a topsy-turvy place America has turned into.

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 09:02 PM (RCjYY)

122 LASue,
Your pool guy is using the proper ash(?) to avoid "concrete cancer", right?

Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2026 09:05 PM (VCgbV)

123 Added Director stats for the Movie Vault app, top 5 directors.

Ridley Scott, Spielberg, Hayao Miyazaki, Kurosawa and Zemeckis.

Next up, thinking about pulling movie financials from the API, but I really don't know if I want to wast cycles on that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (XV/Pl)

124 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater

Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre

What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson

Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer

Beep.
Posted by: Captain Pike at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (mmrXZ)

Dr. Herbert West showed me some positive and delightful aspects to being a head in a pan.

Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wVcYX)

125 El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (6T7Go)

126 Fly ash

Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (VCgbV)

127 Dr. Herbert West showed me some positive and delightful aspects to being a head in a pan.
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wVcYX)
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Don't get me started.

Posted by: Jan in the Pan, from The Brain That Wouln'dt Die at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (0aYVJ)

128 "Dr. Herbert West showed me some positive and delightful aspects to being a head in a pan.
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill"

I thought it sucked.

Posted by: Jan In A Pan at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (MWfyi)

129 Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

130 We only use smart ash.

Posted by: Smart Ash Pool Guy at August 06, 2026 09:10 PM (MWfyi)

131 @ByronYork
Aug 5
Abdul el Sayed speaks. Long riff attacking Mike Rogers. Tells Rogers to stay in his Florida house, because in Michigan, "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."
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More harmful threats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:10 PM (6T7Go)

132 "I spent years hunting terrorists and bringing Osama bin Laden to justice. Never in a million years did I think that I would be running against someone who believes America deserved 9/11."
_Mike Rogers

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:11 PM (6T7Go)

133 Hey Jan in a Pan. How you doing?

Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:14 PM (wVcYX)

134 Night, Salty!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 - Yemeni army soldiers are seen assaulting Houthi positions.
_live fire

https://tinyurl.com/yv3kxh77

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:22 PM (6T7Go)

136 @IAPolls2022
·
Aug 4
🚨 RACE CALL: Rep. John James — former Apache helicopter pilot — wins Michigan GOP primary for governor.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:23 PM (viF8m)

137 "Hey Jan in a Pan. How you doing?
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill"

Kinda down. I ain't got no body.

Posted by: Jan In A Pan at August 06, 2026 09:28 PM (MWfyi)

138 Congratulations Teresa!

You may want to watch 'Terminator 2' for a few extra escape tricks.

Ralphy is upstairs. I checked to make sure he was breathing. Snowflake is outside by my porch and not ready to come in tonight.

I fully cleaned my room. I combed them both yesterday, but still. A lot of hair.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:29 PM (Sco7b)

139 Horsemaning, also known as "headless posing," is a photographic technique where the subject creates the illusion of being beheaded, with their head placed on the ground or another surface.

Probably not a big hit in France.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:47 PM (w+2cP)


Yeah. Screw it up and you'd be beside yourself with anger.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 09:33 PM (2WIwB)

140 Tripping over the sites it appears that many use Yemenis and Houthis interchangeably or in such a manner as to confuse who is who.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:35 PM (6T7Go)

141 Abdul el Sayed speaks. Long riff attacking Mike Rogers. Tells Rogers to stay in his Florida house, because in Michigan, "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."


Hey there Ab-dull.
Come try that shit in my town. Let's just see how badass you really are.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)

142 My daughter's new favorite movie is the 1988 version of The Blob.

I've watched it a few nights in a row, and it strikes me that this movie is basically Young Scogg and Young Piper vs. Middle-Aged Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 09:38 PM (BI5O2)

143 The third, the problem with zero-g is going to be harder of course.

Couldn't the ship be bagel shaped and slowly rotating?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:39 PM (a3CJ+)

144 >>Hey there Ab-dull.
Come try that shit in my town. Let's just see how badass you really are.

Never thought I'd say this but I'm enjoying watching Fetterman go after him.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)

145
If the Houthis are neutralized, the shipping path through the Red Sea will be open. The Saudi oil pipeline across to the Red Sea will be able to load the largest tankers.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (krI25)

146 I wanted Star Trek to be put on hiatus to blow off the stink of Nu Trek. But a proposed series about an older Jonathan Archer and the establishment of the UFP does have me intrigued:

https://tinyurl.com/4ce94hpf

Plus we'd finally get into the Earth-Romulus war.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (kpS4V)

147 "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."

(sigh) really not trying to break that violent terrorist stereotype

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (a3CJ+)

148 Never thought I'd say this but I'm enjoying watching Fetterman go after him.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)
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Puttin' on the Ritz!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (kpS4V)

149
131 @ByronYork
Aug 5
Abdul el Sayed speaks. Long riff attacking Mike Rogers. Tells Rogers to stay in his Florida house, because in Michigan, "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."

--------

Neither will you, numb nuts.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 09:43 PM (krI25)

150 El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (6T7Go)


1st Problem: Chuckie isn’t the Senate Majority Leader.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:45 PM (zeRnp)

151 And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)


That’s Baaaaaaaaaaht Sheep!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:46 PM (zeRnp)

152 26 09:08 PM (6T7Go)

1st Problem: Chuckie isn’t the Senate Majority Leader.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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They call him a dreamer, he's going for the gold.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:47 PM (6T7Go)

153 The part where The Blib swallows up an entire phone booth, waitress and all, outside a greasy spoon diner makes me think Nadler might actually *be the actor* playing The Blob.

Prove me wrong. You can't see the face of The Blob in the movie, but the physique and the insatiable, aggressive hunger are very suggestive of the Congressman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (BI5O2)

154 >>Puttin' on the Ritz!

Uper Duper!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m)

155 We're going to have a lot of fun with El Sayed over this campaign.

I hope trannies show up and speak with him at his rallies.
And a makeshift 'Jews for Abdul' group.
And dog-owners.

What else would cause him to blow his calm exterior?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (Sco7b)

156 @146

>>Plus we'd finally get into the Earth-Romulus war.

But you know that vandals and monster babies will be the show runners and writers, it's going to be crap.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)

157 You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."

(sigh) really not trying to break that violent terrorist stereotype
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (a3CJ+)

That joke about the scorpion comes to mind

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:51 PM (lCppi)

158 Enterprise was a very entertaining show.
And Strange New Worlds has been pretty good.

It's hard to squeeze a lot of woke crap when you only have 10 episodes a season.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (Sco7b)

159 Our town is a very very very nice town
with six or eight gun stores,
and bestest neighbors next doors,
and everything is better cause of pewpew.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (LHPAg)

160 It's hard to squeeze a lot of woke crap when you only have 10 episodes a season.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (Sco7b)
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We can do it in EIGHT episodes!

Posted by: Amazon's Rangz of Powah! at August 06, 2026 09:55 PM (FZ29D)

161 Well well. Is pool contractor looking for any legal locals to employ?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (mmrXZ)

Thats my advice Hire legal citizens He's smart- i think it will happen pretty quick

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:55 PM (lCppi)

162 That joke about the scorpion comes to mind
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:51 PM (lCppi)


Not a joke, a fable, with a moral: things (and people) can’t escape their true nature.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:57 PM (zeRnp)

163 >>El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

Fun time for Chuck. Does he give money to El Sayed knowing he wants him gone?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)

164 @ACTBrigitte
Aug 5
This is what a citizen journalist just exposed in the Bronx.

A neighborhood called Little Yemen. A man with a Hamas tattoo who says he “loves Hamas” and wants them running America. On welfare.

Hamas has murdered Americans. We’re paying for him.

An imam mocks Christianity, then leads prayer in Times Square declaring “We are taking over New York City.” Another man: “Inshallah, Islam will take over the West.”

This is the Islamic takeover, now impossible to ignore, and more Americans are finally waking up.
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Really?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (6T7Go)

165 Every time I refresh, I see that image at the top, and it becomes by repetition, disturbing.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (zeRnp)

166 Yep, you're right A fable-frog snd scorpion

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:59 PM (lCppi)

167 Tala - a 'clap, tapping one's hand on one's arm

Rico - Rich or wealthy

Talarico = stiff-armed robbery

You can believe it because I just made it up on the Infratoobs.

Posted by: mindful webworker - putting the fun in fundamental at August 06, 2026 10:00 PM (62m/B)

168 ONT is late.

"Push the button, Stamper!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 10:03 PM (O7YUW)

169 Turn it off, then back on.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (JM9I6)

170 NOOT OND

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420872

Posted by: mindful webworker - git goin at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (62m/B)

171 The Star Trek reboot I want is a weekly series with various characters, alien and human, have about 48 minutes with Deanna Troi on the Holodeck.
I have a few in my head right now.
They are real and they are indeed spectacular.

Posted by: Nagasaki still gives me a glow at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (jrlbR)

172 The opening picture and explanation 👌🏼

Thanks for keeping it interesting. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 02:25 AM (NFX2v)

Quick Hits

James Talarico is so normal and masculine!


James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers'

The Pride Month event also featured a drag queen with the provocative name 'Sedonya Face'

Sit-on-your-face, GET IT??!!! I love all of drag queens' joke (singular).


James Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian running for U.S. Senate from Texas, headlined an LGBTQ festival that featured "the absolute cutest & youngest of our drag performers," an 11-year-old boy "drag queen" who goes by the stage name Kween Kee Kee.

Taylor PRIDE, a group in the town of Taylor, Texas, held the June 26, 2021, event to raise money to help "rural LGBTQ communities." The Pride Month festivities included a series of pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a "drag story hour," and adult drag performers such as Brianna Brinxx and the provocatively named Sedonya Face.

Talarico and Kween Kee Kee, a local preteen named Keegan, were the biggest attraction for Taylor PRIDE organizers. "[Taylor PRIDE] will be hosting numerous speakers such as State Rep. James Talarico, talented musical guests such as Venus Loves Mars, the absolute cutest & youngest of our drag performers Kween Kee Kee," the group wrote in promotional materials.

"Not only ... will this amazing pre-teen be performing a number at Texas Beer Company but they will also host Kee Kee Storytime ... where children will find lots of PRIDE inspired craft activities," Taylor PRIDE wrote of Kween Kee Kee in a post publicizing the event.

Talarico, running against Texas attorney general Ken Paxton (R.), is seen in photos speaking to the audience and posing with attendees at Texas Beer Company, which hosted the festival. Kween Kee Kee, sporting a shimmery blue dress, heavy eye makeup, and a platinum blonde wig, performed a drag routine as part of the group's "Youth Drag Show," event photos show.


Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." CNN's Abby Phillip corrected a guest: "I will say El-Sayed didn't -- does not support defunding the police." When she was confronted by CNN's own reporting that he called for defunding the police, Phillip offered a curious response...


..."I think the question that I'm fundamentally asking is, by dredging up the sort of wedge issues of 2020, are you missing the point?" Well, the point is that he called for defunding the police. It may be a wedge issue when a candidate wants to return to the state of nature...

...This is the same reporter who "dredged up" an attack line against Bernie Sanders in the presidential debates and made Sanders repeat his outright denial of the allegation by Elizabeth Warren that he told her that no woman could be president.

Migrant NGOs are handing out leaflets instructing illegal aliens how to illegally cross the Channel from France to UK and how to call for the British navy to save you when you want to be brought ashore.

The Critical Drinker
@TheCriticalDri2

7h

Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore.

A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime.

The hero who knocked out the Democrat congressional candidate weakling says "I didn't even know who he was." Of course you didn't. He's another nobody soyboy who thinks he can bully the world into saying he's special.

Hasan Piker is proof that we must not only end birthright citizenship but end it retroactively.

Trump must have seen this Terror Cuck's ugly mug and decided to act.

President Donald Trump signed two executive orders Thursday that attempt to restrict birthright citizenship and end the practice of "birth tourism," in hopes of circumventing a recent Supreme Court decision.

...

The order restricting birthright citizenship expands the definition of what children born in the United States would be ineligible for automatic citizenship, including children of "alien enemies of the United States, members of foreign terrorist organizations and large categories of people who lobby and act on behalf of foreign governments."

The other order directs the State Department to issue rules and guidance to stop birth tourism, according to Axios, even as U.S. law already bans tourists from obtaining visas "for the primary purpose of obtaining U.S. citizenship for a child by giving birth in the United States."

Francesca Hong won't have any of that awful "proximity to whiteness" when we deport her.

Megan Basham
@megbasham

Aug 5

I've said this before. Francesca Hong was born to non-citizen immigrants. In other words, she has citizenship in the U.S. because she was born here when her parents were on student visas.

Birthright citizenship candidates like her are FAR more likely to be extreme leftwing than to be the kind of pro American patriot that we are promised when we grant this kind of citizenship.

And now she is running as a socialist in order to dismantle the American way of life.

Tell me more about how this isn't a problem.

In case you missed it: evil America-hating anchor baby Francesca Hong got a call from her pollster and discovered she actually loves Thanksgiving, rather than hating it as "painful" for foreigners like herself.


Unfunnyman Stephen Colbert warned his audience of brain-damaged clapping seals to not take a vaccine created by Big Pharma... when Trump was president.

Then Biden was fake-elected, and you know what happened next.


Stephen Colbert's nepo baby daughter works at, get this, 60 Minutes.

Or at least she did. She's resigned as CBS gets ready to purge its " " " news talent. " " "

Stephen Colbert's daughter has resigned from "60 Minutes," becoming the latest behind-the-scenes producer to leave the venerable newsmagazine as it grapples with a talent exodus, a reportedly unaired Jeffrey Epstein investigation and mounting scrutiny of its future ownership.

Madeleine Carlisle, a well-regarded associate producer who joined "60 Minutes" after reporting stints at Time and The Atlantic, resigned from the broadcast in recent days, according to Status.

The exit creates an awkward family bookend for CBS.

Carlisle left just months after the network pulled the plug on her father's top-rated "Late Show," ending Stephen Colbert's 11-season run on May 21 after CBS called the cancellation a "purely financial decision."


David Strom reckons this might be the worst AWFL monologue in a while.

I don't know it it's the worst. Everything these batty female cucks say is heinous and retarded.

Like this:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:32 PM




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1 Uno

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:32 PM (g47mK)

2 Yay!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:33 PM (ExV1e)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:34 PM (ExV1e)

4 CNN's Abby Phillip
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I think I see the problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:37 PM (JvZF+)

5
Well, Madam MP, I do hope people in the future realize just what rubbish of a politician you and your ilk are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 06:39 PM (w6EFb)

6 Stephen Colbert's daughter has resigned from "60 Minutes," becoming the latest behind-the-scenes producer to leave the venerable newsmagazine as it grapples with a talent exodus, a reportedly unaired Jeffrey Epstein investigation and mounting scrutiny of its future ownership.

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Venerable? Yeah...big, fat no on that description.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (qBdHI)

7 There's no way that Talarico is gonna win. Right?


Right?

Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (TDkIk)

8 People with funny-sounding names shouldn't be allowed to run for or hold any public office in America.

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:41 PM (ZxPkt)

9 Tucker’s new party platform: we hate Jews and we want to ban alcohol and no longer allow lending.

Did he convert to Islam? Lol

Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Bz1XI)

10 Has Mamdani ever been to Staten Island before? Have any of his advisors?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (JvZF+)

11 Colberts Been Sacked

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (viF8m)

12 Venerable? Yeah...big, fat no on that description.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (qBdHI)


Venerable: Commanding respect by virtue of age, dignity, character, or position.

60 Minutes is old. There are very old people who still respect it, because it's old. Also, it's old.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

13
I think we've reached the part of the movie where Chuck Heston rides off with the silent but hot Linda Harrison, sees what's left of the Statue of Liberty, and yells "Damn you all to Hell!"

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Y8DZL)

14 >Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable.
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I always wanted to visit the ancestral home in the UK

but that UK is long gone
very sad
and not a shot fired

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ZxPkt)

15 Stephen Colbert's daughter has resigned from "60 Minutes,"
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Why would anyone care? Is it a surprise she had a nepot-job?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (JvZF+)

16 The only people who watch 60 Minutes are too drunk to change the channel after an afternoon of football.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 06:45 PM (bX16E)

17 Thune is a worthless piece of shit.. he can't even get Blanche through... And I thought McConnell was bad... And Talefreako earned his "freako."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (FtULh)

18 I'm sensing a disturbing proximity to whiteness every morning when I shave.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (UjdFS)

19 I think Trump is getting a bit carried away with the scalp weasel.

https://tinyurl.com/23bbfrxr

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (viF8m)

20 I watched Darryl Cooper's very interesting discussion with Tucker on how da jooz magickally manipsomated Americans into hatin' on dem islamz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (JvZF+)

21 13

the silent but hot Linda Harrison,

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Y8DZL)

So, at the end, he did find the perfect Woman?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (mP0Kj)

22 Anybody besides me remember when the progs used "self-hating" as a negative?

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (SLpkL)

23 "silent but hot Linda Harrison"


I don't think "but" means what you think it means.

Posted by: Wally at August 06, 2026 06:48 PM (avzFa)

24 Talarico is really a depraved human being. He really believes the pure evil that he shovels out of his mouth. Utterly disgusting and vile doesn't even come near what he really is. Clicking on that Free Beacon link and looking at that poor little child whose life will be nothing but horror because of what those responsible for his life have done to him. They all need to be fed to the sharks. Such evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)

25 I always wanted to visit the ancestral home in the UK

but that UK is long gone
very sad
and not a shot fired
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ZxPkt)

My Forefathers got kicked out of the Bordeaux region in the 1650s...

I got to go there in 1981 and had a good time... have no desire to go back now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:49 PM (mP0Kj)

26 Abby Phillips must be the only news/opinion host who regularly gets made to look like an idiot on her own show.

She routinely screws up and has to come up with some lefty B.S. to maneuver her way out of some corner she’s painted herself in.

Scott Jennings spanks her live on TV a couple of times a week.

The sad thing for her is that I only know all of this from seeing clips on X. I, and billions of other people, have never once watched her show.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt)

27 Section 1

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

said this before, if a woman from another country comes here 8 & 1/2 months pregnant, gives birth and leaves for home shortly afterwards that kid is not "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" and should not be considered a citizen

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 06:50 PM (CWTWj)

28 Scottish mum needs closed captioning, but I got the gist and am with her 100%.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2026 06:50 PM (NYInA)

29 I'm getting worried Hong Kong Phooey is going to collapse before the primary.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (wGerL)

30
The Enga-land black pill observation is relevant, but many of the midwest small towns where I called on small businesses 40 years ago are in a similar condition today.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Y8DZL)

31 Talarico is genuinely the perfect candidate…



…for a city council seat in San Francisco.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)

32

Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America — defining the worldview of a breakaway MAGA faction increasingly at odds with President Trump.

https://t.ly/daelg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

33 It will be terrifying if these DSA candidates win their elections - unless we think it is still fraud. I just can't believe how they are saying the crazy parts out loud and getting support from anyone beyond the 10% TDS sufferers.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 06:52 PM (286+n)

34 Carried over:

11 I get the feeling these people would sell out America at a price far less than we would believe.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)


Yes, not even pennies on the dollar. I would expect no more than a thousandth of the value to us, and for some, maybe only a nominal consideration.

That's the pattern I've seen in news reports of official corruption. Whether it was a property manager steering maintenance contracts for public housing, or a sweetheart deal for a no-bid contract to be a pointless middleman doubling the price of Covid tests, the kickback was relatively trivial, at least three figures less than the value of the deal.

That's probably because what the corruptocrat was selling wasn't his, so it was no cost to him, and also he couldn't put it up on eBay for a bidding war. It was either take the pittance on offer or get nothing for it.

I'm curious to learn if this is a general principle that applies to other things, like fencing stolen art and jewelry. I would bet it does.

Posted by: SciVo at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (Sy6m/)

35 Do these super Christian politicians ever talk about Christ?

Am I missing something, they seem to be always talking about people who suck cock.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (ppr2L)

36 Talarico is genuinely the perfect candidate.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)
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To poop on.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (SLpkL)

37 33 It will be terrifying if these DSA candidates win their elections - unless we think it is still fraud. I just can't believe how they are saying the crazy parts out loud and getting support from anyone beyond the 10% TDS sufferers.
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 06:52 PM (286+n)

You will have a Pro Islam Mayor of New York City, on the 25th anniversary of 9-11.

I don't know what to think about this country anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (mP0Kj)

38
Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America — defining the worldview of a breakaway MAGA faction increasingly at odds with President Trump.

===

That is certainly one take. Here is a more accurate one:

"Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
9h
Tucker found a bunch of motivational cat posters and compiled them into a schizo manifesto."

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (g47mK)

39 Brave is the only browser i can use for this site on my phone.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (SLpkL)

40 Concern about foreigners who have acquired American citizenship such as Mamdani, Piker, Hong is well-placed but late.

These people have already been well-seeded in the government. Valerie Jarrett was born in Shiraz and speaks Farsi. Remember her?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (JvZF+)

41 I think we've reached the part of the movie where Chuck Heston rides off with the silent but hot Linda Harrison, sees what's left of the Statue of Liberty, and yells "Damn you all to Hell!"
Posted by: Auspex
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I would prefer the 'True Grit' scene where Wayne takes the reins in his teeth, Winchester in one hand, Colt in the other, shouts 'Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch' and charges Ned Pepper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

42 If nothing changes in England, at least someday we will get to watch when Achmed and Co. reach critical mass and all the effete Upper Class Twits get their ancestral estates seized, their inherited riches taken, some beheaded and the rest tossed out of the country.

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 06, 2026 06:57 PM (3/XaG)

43 30 The Enga-land black pill observation is relevant, but many of the midwest small towns where I called on small businesses 40 years ago are in a similar condition today.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Y8DZL)

In England it’s probably worse.
These vape shops, mobile phone shops, American candy shops, and barbers and nail salons galore are mostly fronts for drug dealers, organized crime, and a way to bring in their 50 cousins on work visas.

We got hit by off-shoring, which killed a lot of towns, and then Walmart and Amazon and Home Depot came along and devastated retail.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

44 Brave with ad block plus works on iPhone until it locks up and shuts down

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)

45 These people have already been well-seeded in the government. Valerie Jarrett was born in Shiraz and speaks Farsi. Remember her?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (JvZF+)

Wasn’t she the chick ape in the Donnie Wahlberg ‘Planet of the Apes’?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)

46 I would prefer the 'True Grit' scene where Wayne takes the reins in his teeth, Winchester in one hand, Colt in the other, shouts 'Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch' and charges Ned Pepper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Good point, Duvall's gang did fill many of the diversity aspects of Democrats.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Y8DZL)

47 Brave with ad block plus works on iPhone until it locks up and shuts down

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)
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Upward and onward at the HQ!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (SLpkL)

48 In my experience with anchor babies, they don't identify as Americans at all. They are just visitors who happen to have US passport. They all still have the passport from their parent's country and so they are either of that country, or internationalists. They see USA as a resource.

One of the biggest rules in sales is that people don't value anything they can get cheap. Give a customer a sample and they will piss on it. Make them beg and pay, and they will treat it like gold.

Same with women.

Same with citizenship. It should be harder to get than any other country in the world. It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)

49 >>>Sit-on-your-face, GET IT??!!! I love all of drag queens' joke (singular).

I don't know if I am more off-put by Ace's assumption that we can't read or that we can't comprehend the intended joke.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)

50
James Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian...


I don't know that Talarico is a seminarian, but-

I'm pretty sure that he's a sementarian.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:02 PM (iJfKG)

51 El- Sayed won't defund police until he is in office

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)

52 >>It will be terrifying if these DSA candidates win their elections - unless we think it is still fraud. I just can't believe how they are saying the crazy parts out loud and getting support from anyone beyond the 10% TDS sufferers.

What we are seeing is the result of decades of leftists infiltrating or education system. This is what they've taught from elementary school through college.

Look at their supporters. Look at the anti-semitic riots on college campuses. Look where El-Sayed got his votes in Michigan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

53 In my experience with anchor babies, they don't identify as Americans at all. They are just visitors who happen to have US passport. They all still have the passport from their parent's country and so they are either of that country, or internationalists. They see USA as a resource.

One of the biggest rules in sales is that people don't value anything they can get cheap. Give a customer a sample and they will piss on it. Make them beg and pay, and they will treat it like gold.

Same with women.

Same with citizenship. It should be harder to get than any other country in the world. It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)
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Our incompetent Supreme Court has addressed the long pending question on whether the Constitution is a suicide pact, and answered it in the affirmative.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 07:04 PM (SLpkL)

54 Between the non-citizens and the retired generals on the CCP payroll (article on Insty), we really are dangerously close to losing our country. And the Libtards are totally oblivious.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)

55 Between the non-citizens and the retired generals on the CCP payroll (article on Insty), we really are dangerously close to losing our country. And the Libtards are totally oblivious.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)

Wolverines!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (dK+Kv)

56 Carlisle left just months after the network pulled the plug on her father's top-rated "Late Show," ending Stephen Colbert's 11-season run on May 21 after CBS called the cancellation a "purely financial decision."

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Top-rated? Ha! If it was it wouldn't have been cancelled.

Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 07:08 PM (ZNpJk)

57 I'm getting worried Hong Kong Phooey is going to collapse before the primary.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

#1 super guy! Quicker than the human eye.

Posted by: Zombie Scatman Crothers at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (DZ9Lv)

58 You might remember, or tried to forget, how my wife had mentioned the idea of doing an at-home colonoscopy on me, to save money and all. Well, today I get a letter from BCBS where they excitedly reveal that their is a do-it-yourself screening and they're sending me a kit!

I'm guessing the kit has a series of tubes, a bicycle pump, and one of those big drilling/reaming contraptions you see mounted on tripods in bank heist movies. The big drill is usually operated by a guy named Jimmie who is the kid brother of the gang leader who let little bro in on one last big deal. The gang leader loves his little brother and promised his mom he'd always take care of him.

Jimmie dies, horribly, all captured in slow motion, during a shootout after the botched colon job which sets up a cycle of violent revenge between the gang and the protagonist.

I'm excited to see how it all turns out.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)

59
What Al-Sayed isn't what Al-Doing.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (Y8DZL)

60
In my experience with anchor babies, they don't identify as Americans at all. They are just visitors who happen to have US passport. They all still have the passport from their parent's country and so they are either of that country, or internationalists. They see USA as a resource.
...
Same with women.

Posted by: bob

==================

Same with men.

I agree about the anchor babies. I can't believe how primitive the thinking of some ultra-specialized MD or Electrical Engineer is when it comes to tribal loyalty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:11 PM (mmrXZ)

61
Critical Drinker's read on London is spot on.

We were in London a few weeks ago and our hotel was in South Kensington near what used to be a nice major street now mostly fronted by crap shops, hookah dumps and garbage on the street every morning.

Once upon a time, early in the morning, you'd see shopkeepers sweeping and cleaning up the front of their stores and shops, but-

Nope.

Just garbage dumped on the curb from the night before.

It wasn't like that everywhere, but it was surprising how much was exactly like that.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (iJfKG)

62 >>>Same with men.

It wouldn't be that way if you didn't have all the boobs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (dK+Kv)

63
Traitors need to visit Iran attached to a bomb.

Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (/QHx4)

64 Wasn’t she the chick ape in the Donnie Wahlberg ‘Planet of the Apes’?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
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Is that you Roseanne?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (JvZF+)

65 60 Minutes is old. There are very old people who still respect it, because it's old. Also, it's old.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM


You mean like ... over-29 old?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

66 ..."top-rated 'Late Show,'"

Top.
Rated.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (pE12i)

67 > "the absolute cutest & youngest of our drag performers," an 11-year-old boy "drag queen" who goes by the stage name Kween Kee Kee.

This should be prima facie evidence for fast-track termination of parental rights.

> It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)


The U.S Oath of Citizenship still begins:

"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty, of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen..."


How this is compatible with "dual citizenship" I cannot understand.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (IG3/x)

68 Flip wilson performed his last televised show in drag as Geraldine in 1983.

Ace is still traumatized

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 07:14 PM (pqVDs)

69 54 Between the non-citizens and the retired generals on the CCP payroll (article on Insty), we really are dangerously close to losing our country. And the Libtards are totally oblivious.
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)

Nooooo ... objection, assumes facts not in evidence

They're all in favor of this.

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 06, 2026 07:14 PM (3sXRv)

70 I'm excited to see how it all turns out.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)
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Bet you're fun at a circumcision

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM (JvZF+)

71 England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)

72 Shut up Sucker!

Posted by: Geraldine Jones at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (JvZF+)

73 19 I think Trump is getting a bit carried away with the scalp weasel.
https://tinyurl.com/23bbfrxr
Posted by: JackStraw
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And walks away with a sack of Big Macs and fries in hand.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (nqf1u)

74 I'm excited to see how it all turns out.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)
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Bet you're fun at a circumcision

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM (JvZF+)

Bring little foreskin-sized rubber bands and shoot them at people?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (dK+Kv)

75 Browndog - true they love their stunning and brave utopia but they are oblivious to reality.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (286+n)

76 I see that the previous post featured the lovely Natalie Winters. Hubba hubba hubba. Sorry I missed it. I bet there was a plethora of comments about her prominent hooterage.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (77rzZ)

77 71 England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)

You mean a fag end g'vnor ...

Posted by: Bill Sykes at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (3sXRv)

78 An actual UK MP, lounging in her bikini in a Mediterranean garden, telling British survivors that they’re arseholes for wanting single sex support services, rapists should be in women’s prisons and that your daughter should get changed in front of men. Mad

Hey Bucky. Interesting teefs.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

79 Bet you're fun at a circumcision
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM


I always get complements on my Texas-style bris kit.

Posted by: The Mohel at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

80 Opps.

>>@EricLDaugh

>>🚨 BREAKING: In a bombshell drop, declassified files show that 633,000 THOUSAND Maricopa County AZ voter files were hacked and stolen on the EVE of the 2020 election...and the Biden DOJ REFUSED to do anything about it after a months-long investigation — Just the News

>>This is MADNESS!

>>What did the hackers DO with that intel?! The suspect even CONFESSED to it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (viF8m)

81 > Well, today I get a letter from BCBS where they excitedly reveal that their is a do-it-yourself screening and they're sending me a kit!
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)

Don't get too excited. It's just a small bottle brush-like dingus that you stick into your poop at multiple locations, then seal into a vial for return.

If anything weird shows up on that, you'll still have to go in for the full Black and Decker Snake Light up the ass treatment.

Pro tip: the paper sheet they give you to catch your poop is 100% useless. Don't even attempt it.

Instead, get one of those disposable aluminum pie plates and put that in the toilet. Get your sample, dump the turd off into the toilet, and throw the pie plate away.

I believe it was AoP who gave me this tip. Works great.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (IG3/x)

82 Somebody on youtube said Francesca Hong looks like a grey alien wearing an Asian skin-mask, and now I can't unsee it.

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (2Drhq)

83 81 billion votes !

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (UjdFS)

84
England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)


Yeah, that was another surprising thing...cigarette butts everywhere.

But, hey mate it's some other oik's job to clean up. Might as well take a shit on the street while you're here.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (iJfKG)

85 I would like to see this MP, blue hair? Tats? Pierckngs or way older than that?

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (Ia/+0)

86 Why would anyone care? Is it a surprise she had a nepot-job?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (JvZF+)

Her d*ckhead father got a gimme job writing a new LoTR movie. Motherf*cker couldn't write his own jokes for a sh*tty comedy show he hosted.

Posted by: Nelly at August 06, 2026 07:21 PM (6+ehB)

87 "Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore.

A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime."

That's funny. In Z.H. Beddoes' Economist interview with Elon Musk last week, she insisted that Europe - and especially the UK - was as sound as a pound, completely safe and vibrant. She was highly offended that Musk's X was depicting the UK as a hellscape ready to break out in civil war if things didn't change.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (0CU3H)

88 "Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore.

A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime."

That's funny. In Z.H. Beddoes' Economist interview with Elon Musk last week, she insisted that Europe - and especially the UK - was as sound as a pound, completely safe and vibrant. She was highly offended that Musk's X was depicting the UK as a hellscape ready to break out in civil war if things didn't change.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (0CU3H)

89 Do Texan mohels yell “yee-HAW” at the successful conclusion of the procedure?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (77rzZ)

90 Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America — defining the worldview of a breakaway MAGA faction increasingly at odds with President Trump.

https://t.ly/daelg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

If Tucker is now a faction me and my cats are another faction.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

91 Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America —

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

Nice try, Herr Carlson, but you need about 15 more points.



Posted by: Failed Uniball Artist at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (IG3/x)

92 If everyone is a faction, then no one is a faction.

Posted by: I gotta say at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (2Ez/1)

93 68 Flip wilson performed his last televised show in drag as Geraldine in 1983.

Ace is still traumatized

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Dumbass. Flip Wilson was performing comedy, back when we were still allowed to laugh, and did not ever present himself as Actually Female.

Do better.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (zYpTz)

94 Well, today I get a letter from BCBS where they excitedly reveal that their is a do-it-yourself screening and they're sending me a kit!

I'm excited to see how it all turns out.
Posted by: banana Dream


My primary care physician said that if you use one of those and it returns positive for problems (you can get false positives if you have hemorrhoids) and you have to have a real colonoscopy, the real colonoscopy will be billed as a follow up procedure instead of a diagnostic procedure.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (vJrRc)

95 84
England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)

Yeah, that was another surprising thing...cigarette butts everywhere.

But, hey mate it's some other oik's job to clean up. Might as well take a shit on the street while you're here.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (iJfKG)
I was in London in 69. Could have gone barefoot.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (LHPAg)

96
We got hit by off-shoring, which killed a lot of towns, and then Walmart and Amazon and Home Depot came along and devastated retail.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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On a motorcycle/camping trip up through the Appalachians, stopped at a traffic light in an E. Tennesse town with boarded-up storefronts. My buddy flipped up his face shield and loudly said 'I wonder where the Walmart is'? A guy on the sidewalk pointed and said, 'It's a miled down that way'.

Towns all up through Appalachia are heartbreaking.

Iris DeMent,'Our Town'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c-HUmUGERg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

97 Belinda Carlisle >>>>>Madeleine Carlisle

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (0CU3H)

98 > 89 Do Texan mohels yell “yee-HAW” at the successful conclusion of the procedure?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (77rzZ)

Some of them have gone native and "slap hot iron to it" using a branding iron. You can tell which region of Texas the mohel comes from by looking at which ranch's brand he uses.




Posted by: Failed Uniball Artist at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (IG3/x)

99 I'm still in shock over the earlier news about Roland Martin. A man can't even go out on his boat with the fishin' dog without getting in trouble. Damn the news...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (QaH55)

100

Senator Mitch McConnell was discharged from the rehab center and said he will continue his recovery at home.

“Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home. Elaine and I are grateful for the many well wishes and support from friends, colleagues, and Kentuckians, and for the attentive care I’ve received from excellent doctors, nurses, therapists, and hospital staff,” McConnell said in a statement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (Cqx++)

101 Freakin' Ace is doing it again. He's messing with my blood pressure.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (dIske)

102 Beware the Bulg Faction. It involves Russian, the Byzantine Empire, and boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (77rzZ)

103 I just realized Talafreako is the 'New Age Girl' from that song cover by Dead-eye Dick.

He doesn't eat meat but he sure likes the bone.

G*d, that song was catchy as f*ck.

Posted by: Nelly at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (6+ehB)

104 92 If everyone is a faction, then no one is a faction.
Posted by: I gotta say at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (2Ez/1)
I can't get no faction.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (LHPAg)

105 Is it me or have people gone more insane this summer? Is it due to climate change and the heat? I vote for aerosoled xanax spray when the fire planes are no longer putting out fires that are manmade. Of course this would invade the UK airspace, and that would take diplomacy I don't have for those wakers and their trans crap. The MP has sun damage to her face, which she should be more worried about than the mental trans.

All the xanax could be used up over MN alone! That freak with the mask, hat and gloves is such a coward he can't show himself. They should not allow him to speak due to who the hell is he? Probably fugly and appears to have a honker nose. Right. Come and take my property and you'll have more than a big nose to deal with.

Until now I did not know there were 11yr old drag queens. Parents must be so proud and CPS should take this child from them. I need xanax now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)

106 Do Texan mohels yell “yee-HAW” at the successful conclusion of the procedure?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM


Of all mohels, the Texan ones have it the easiest, because everything's bigger in Texas.

Posted by: New York Mohel at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

107
Flip Wilson > Rue Paul

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (OkYzo)

108 The devil made him buy that dress.

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 07:29 PM (ZxPkt)

109 Carlson's manifesto is pretty much what I expected: some good ideas and a lot of retardation, with a side order of The Joooos..

"Government officials should be punished for lying to citizens." Really, Tuck? And who exactly gets to decide what are "lies."

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:29 PM (2Drhq)

110 10-punkte-Programm

Posted by: Geraldine Jones at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (JvZF+)

111
Too many out of staters are in Texas now. They brought their liberal ideals while escaping their liberal states. Will it be enough to turn it blue? Maybe not but it's a lot more purple than it is Red like it used to be.

Now these transplants in Texas will help prop up Talarico to "fix" the backwards Red state.

It's what happened in Oregon. Flooded with Californians and other lib state transplants for Nike & Tech jobs.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (OkYzo)

112 I reckon we gonna put off that visit to Castle Clampett over in England. Granny might not take too kindly to some of them folks.

Posted by: Jed, Earl of Clampett at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (XOG/m)

113 /Flip Wilson sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (JvZF+)

114 The F-22 Raptors out of Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson are more than usually zoomy today. I thought that last one was gonna take the roof off. They don't usually make passes that low over the city.

I wonder if Pooty-Poot is getting froggy again, thinking that all of our military attention is focused on Iran.

If so, he's clearly wrong.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (IG3/x)

115 Somehow got first
Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

116 Flip Wilson > Rue Paul
Posted by: Frank Barone

The Devil made him do it!

Posted by: Geraldine at August 06, 2026 07:33 PM (XOG/m)

117 Yall remember Charlie Crist? He’s the ex governor of Florida who went full rino then became a Democrat. Lost re election as governor. Then won a house seat. Then lost it. Now he’s running for mayor of St Pete. He’s 70 years old.

These cucks can never let go of politics. Even if it’s a demotion down to local office. They’re so power hungry they’ll take anything. Like alcoholics drinking vanilla extract. Pathetic.

Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (Bz1XI)

118 New York mohels:

https://youtu.be/bDABzGe94GU

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (2Ez/1)

119 The NJ mohel with Parkinson's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:35 PM (nqf1u)

120
Tucker must've taken the pledge lately, the kids saw him a some fancy dinner joint south of Tampa a couple years ago and said he was shit-faced.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Y8DZL)

121 117 Yall remember Charlie Crist? Now he’s running for mayor of St Pete. He’s 70 years old.
Posted by: Being Honest

Just a kid by today's standards.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (Y8DZL)

122 Now he’s running for mayor of St Pete. He’s 70 years old.

These cucks can never let go of politics. Even if it’s a demotion down to local office. They’re so power hungry they’ll take anything. Like alcoholics drinking vanilla extract. Pathetic.

Posted by: Being Honest
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No other job pays more money for less work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (nqf1u)

123 Maybe not but it's a lot more purple than it is Red like it used to be.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (OkYzo)
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Stop. Just... no.

Texas was a (D) state for pretty much its entire history until W Bush came around. It was never blood red, I'm from here, live here, and where we are right now, or at least in 2024, is as red as it's ever been. the Dallas mayor changed from a (D) to a (R) not long ago, Trump turned over the RGV - Reagan and W never did that.

Stop believing the bullshit, yes, a shit load of people have moved here, not all of them are leftists. I know blue people who have left precisely because they don't want to live in red Texas.

Texas is not purple, it is not blood red. It's not the next Colorado. There are too many urban fuckups, yeah, but the rest of the state is bigger than any other in the lower 48 and has a shitload of normal people in it and will for a very long time.

Posted by: Johnny Texas at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (0OHKH)

124 Cafe is open, link to comment section here:

https://tinyurl.com/yrpxhr4c

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:40 PM (zYpTz)

125 > The F-22 Raptors out of Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson are more than usually zoomy today. I thought that last one was gonna take the roof off. They don't usually make passes that low over the city.

In case anyone comes in late:

My bad. I forgot there's gonna be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:44 PM (IG3/x)

126 Tucker must've taken the pledge lately, the kids saw him a some fancy dinner joint south of Tampa a couple years ago and said he was shit-faced.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Y8DZL)

Rules are for other people. I'm sure he takes his 27 medicinal tots per week as normal.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

127 "rural LGBTQ communities."

There are no rural queer communities. There are rural communities into which queer people move in an attempt to make them into a "bedroom community." But communities don't thrive if the vast majority of people in them are homosexual. They only last one generation.

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (kU0PQ)

128 how to call for the British navy to save you when you want to be brought ashore.

The proper British Navy would ensure they never reached shore. With prejudice.

Of course, when they had a proper British Navy... the British Army would then invade your country and rule it for several generations until it was a decent place to be from. Or, at least conquer part of France and give it back in 100 years or so.

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:49 PM (kU0PQ)

129 "for the primary purpose of obtaining U.S. citizenship for a child by giving birth in the United States."

It NEEDS to not even allow it for secondary purposes of giving birth. In fact, it needs to prevent all pregnant women on temporary visas within 3 months of giving birth to enter the United States (tourist visas are 3 months, IIRC). And if you lie about the timing, and your kid happens to be born here, you need to be sent home and your child automatically de-naturalized for the mom providing false information.

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:53 PM (kU0PQ)

Natalie Winters: Top American Generals and Democrat Politicians (Including Hillary Clinton) Joined Chinese Intelllgence's Backchannel Efforts to Distort American Policy

Rich Higgins, RIP, told me long ago that generals and admirals are frequently recruited as agents of influence for foreign powers.

The usual scam is that a foreign government hires them, post-retirement, for "security consulting." For a couple of weeks' "work," they get a million dollars.

But the scam is, they're not being paid for their "security consulting." They're being paid to have a friendly relationship with that foreign government. So that when the foreign power needs a favor, they can ask their Pet General to contact high-ranking politicians or current Pentagon staffers and pitch them the foreign power's agenda.

Democrats have had a long history of treasonous liaisons with China. You all remember Red China pouring money into the Clinton re-election campaign through Chinese "nuns" who deposited Chinese money on behalf of the Chinese government.

Chinese "nuns" who'd taken a vow of poverty poured tens of thousands into the Clinton-Gore re-election campaign, and Al Gore and Hillary and Bill Clinton said "Yes please and thank you, no further questions. We await your orders, Comrades."

Natalie Winters says it's only gotten worse.

REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China's Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China's Payroll.


From Hillary Clinton to former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, it's treason at the highest levels.

Aug 04, 2026

For more than a decade, former chairmen of the Joint Chiefs, combatant commanders, Cabinet officials and members of Congress participated in a military dialogue organized with a Chinese group identified by congressional investigators as a front engaged in "intelligence collection" and "propaganda and perception management." Some ended up on China's payroll shortly after.

The Chinese Communist Party did not need to penetrate the Pentagon to gain access to America's military leadership.

It built a private network around it.

For more than a decade, some of the most powerful retired officers in the United States participated in closed-door meetings with senior Chinese military leaders. The discussions covered Taiwan, the South China Sea, missile defense, cybersecurity and the future of relations between the two militaries.

The American participants included:

Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Adm. William "Bill" Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command

Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff

Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations

Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command

Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff

Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff

Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command

Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army

Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea

Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command

Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command

The program was called the Sanya Initiative.

Its glossy brochures framed it as a peaceful exchange between retired American and Chinese generals. Photographs showed senior officers chatting in Hawaiian shirts, touring military institutions and sitting across from Chinese commanders in ornate meeting rooms.

But the initiative was not organized with an ordinary veterans' association.

It was funded by the China-United States Exchange Foundation, or CUSEF, and conducted with the China Association for International Friendly Contact, or CAIFC.

Congressional investigators have described CAIFC as "a front organization" for the People's Liberation Army's former General Political Department.

The U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission found that the group performed the dual roles of "intelligence collection" and "conducting propaganda and perception management campaigns."

The commission specifically cited CAIFC's work through the Sanya Initiative.

Put simply -- America's most senior former military leaders spent years collaborating through a program organized with a Chinese military front that U.S. government investigators linked to intelligence gathering and foreign influence operations.

...

The CPPCC is a central part of the Chinese Communist Party's United Front system.

U.S. government reports describe the United Front as an influence apparatus designed to build relationships with foreign elites, suppress opposition to Beijing and induce influential outsiders to advance Chinese Communist Party objectives.

One congressional report described its mission as seeking to:

"Co-opt and neutralize sources of potential opposition."

CUSEF heavily relies on the foreign influence tactic of "pay-for-play" trips, including paying and subsidizing journalists to travel to China in exchange for "favorable coverage."

From Retired Generals To The State Department

The first Sanya Initiative gathering took place in China in 2008.

...

The following year, the initiative moved beyond meetings among retired officers.

CUSEF brought the combined American and Chinese delegations through Hawaii, Washington, D.C., and New York.

According to the foundation's own brochure, they met:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. Mike Mullen

Assistant Secretary of State Kurt Campbell

Rep. Rick Larsen

Rep. Mark Kirk

Adm. Timothy Keating

Hawaii Gov. Linda Lingle

China #hacked our elections and all of these people need to be investigated for years and years by the FBI, NSA, and CIA.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Treasonous scum.

Posted by: huerfano at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (VJX5o)

2 this would explain a lot.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (CWTWj)

3 So if anyone of these guys did this with Russian military figures it would be called treason right?

Why is this any (D)ifferent?

Posted by: The left at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (sKqQm)

4 Stupid lefty sock

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (sKqQm)

5 Natalie Winters. The Blade, he would. He usually goes for more exotic girls, but he … would.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (yTXpW)

6 can't mueller and comey look into this?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (CWTWj)

7 First to say Hubba, Hubba!

Posted by: Can Pick'em at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (JM9I6)

8 And now we know how Fauci was able to send bioweapons technical knowledge and funding to the CCP.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (viF8m)

9
How are they not in detention?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (mmrXZ)

10 Did bi dung have a hot line to Chairman Xi?

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Wt1Rs)

11 I get the feeling these people would sell out America at a price far less than we would believe.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)

12 This and releasing covid into the world seem like acts of war.

Posted by: huerfano at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (VJX5o)

13
The Clinton Foundation.
The rot is deep.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 05:36 PM (OkYzo)

14 Start small, and build up the charges. Every single one of these folks are in violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act. That's a good start to get the ball rolling.

Keep adding charges and make the rest of their lives a financial, emotional, and time consuming escapade.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 05:36 PM (dIske)

15 What difference, at this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, Chink Spy Master at August 06, 2026 05:36 PM (F1rMs)

16 At this point it's assumed the Joint Chiefs have General Tso on speed dial.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2026 05:36 PM (nDXEV)

17 12 This and releasing covid into the world seem like acts of war.
Posted by: huerfano

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The question remains, how do you go to war with the country that controls 70% of the world's manufacturing capacity?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (ppr2L)

18 It goes back a lot farther than Clinton era. The State department and foreign service is why China went communist in the 1940s, they couldn't have done it without a lot of help. The John Birch society had all this stuff pegged. A lot of the stalwart 'conservative' Democrats like Scoop Jackson and Stu Symington who seem to be revered today by Republicans did not comport themselves well at all during the Truman years.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (xW0Xo)

19 >>The Clinton Foundation.
The rot is deep.

Hillary also had control of USAID when she was SOS. USAID helped fund EcoHealth Alliance in Wuhan along with Fauci.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (viF8m)

20 Has anyone mentioned that Natalie Winters pretty hot and therefore what she says gets a +3 to her truthiness roll?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (3uBP9)

21 China #hacked our elections and all of these people need to be investigated for years and years by the FBI, NSA, and CIA.
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That's a funny way of spelling "tried and convicted for treason against the United States of America."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

22 Some big names on that list.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 05:39 PM (g47mK)

23 The question remains, how do you go to war with the country that controls 70% of the world's manufacturing capacity?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

And almost all sticky rice.

Posted by: And MSG! at August 06, 2026 05:39 PM (JM9I6)

24 all of these people need to be investigated for years and years by the FBI, NSA, and CIA.
......

Would you settle for senate hearings?

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:39 PM (UjdFS)

25 Hillary also had control of USAID when she was SOS. USAID helped fund EcoHealth Alliance in Wuhan along with Fauci.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM

Dear God. Its like a string on a sweater. Pull on it and it just keeps unraveling. There is no end.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 05:39 PM (OkYzo)

26 According to the foundation's own brochure, they met:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton


If this happened while she was secretary of state there is nothing that can be done to her except try to shame her which has never worked in the past.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (cpFbA)

27 Firing squads. Now.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (OUMaO)

28 20 Has anyone mentioned that Natalie Winters pretty hot and therefore what she says gets a +3 to her truthiness roll?
Posted by: banana Dream

Pretty much goes without saying.

Posted by: I AGREE! at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (JM9I6)

29 Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army

Is that the Gen Keane that's always on TV giving his "analysis"?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (OkYzo)

30 "Friendly Contact." Nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++)

31 We need a fucking military purge.

Now.

And followed by a political purge. It doesn't have to be Soviet style either. Or, maybe it does?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 05:41 PM (2Cry5)

32 >> Is that the Gen Keane that's always on TV giving his "analysis"?

That's the one, Gen. "Jack" Keane.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 05:42 PM (w6EFb)

33 >>Dear God. Its like a string on a sweater. Pull on it and it just keeps unraveling. There is no end.

They ran a similar game with AIDS.

Clinton Health Access. Still doing it actually.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m)

34 Dear God. Its like a string on a sweater. Pull on it and it just keeps unraveling. There is no end.
Posted by: Frank Barone


You'll be hearing from our lawyer!

Posted by: Weezer at August 06, 2026 05:43 PM (KOXQP)

35 Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command

Old n' Busted: the Keating Five
The New Hotness: the Keating Five Dozen

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:43 PM (88C+u)

36 I just checked, and China is 29% of worldwide manufacturing. USA 18%, and Japan 5%. Those are top three.

But that USA 17% and everyone else depend heavily on Chinese components. China has inserted itself into just about every market. The US may still make steel, and be able to erect a building or build a ship, but every step from mining to final fabrication is going to require dealing with a supply chain that leads to China. It is madness.

Musk seems to be the only one serious about fixing this.And Trump. But Musk wants to make everything he needs under his control. Smart.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (ppr2L)

37
Pete Hegseth is doing Gods Work.

Posted by: Richard Head at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (70cb5)

38 Ok big guys, if you accept foreign money you forfeit your pension. Deal?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (KY+FT)

39 25 Hillary also had control of USAID when she was SOS. USAID helped fund EcoHealth Alliance in Wuhan along with Fauci.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM
_____________________________

I recall a number of years ago a whistleblower from the State Dept. stating that when SoS, Clinton had 86 personal meetings that had nothing to do with State Department business, but over 90% became contributors to the Clinton Foundation following those meetings.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (dIske)

40 >>>China #hacked our elections and all of these people need to be investigated for years and years by the FBI, NSA, and CIA.

I have a suggestion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 05:45 PM (dK+Kv)

41

Come in, Booji Boy, you're late
Have you got the papers the Chinaman gave you?

Posted by: General Boy at August 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Cqx++)

42
I'm surprised that backstabbing, insubordinate, blowhard cocksucker Mattis isn't on the list. That asshole spends too much time sucking his own dick to be a proper flag officer.

Look harder. I'm sure you'll find Chinee dirt on that homo.

No, I don't care for him. The Marine Corps deserves better.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 05:46 PM (y9nCu)

43 38 Ok big guys, if you accept foreign money you forfeit your pension. Deal?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (KY+FT)

Should forfeit citizenship too at the very least.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:46 PM (88C+u)

44 Jack Keane is with the Institute for the Study of War. Set up by the Kagans, neocons to the end. Victoria Nuland is married to one of them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 05:47 PM (KY+FT)

45 Come in, Booji Boy, you're late
Have you got the papers the Chinaman gave you?
Posted by: General Boy at August 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Cqx++)

Oh Dad! we're all Devo!

Posted by: Booji Boy at August 06, 2026 05:48 PM (F1rMs)

46 From wikipedia.

I had to double-check

The U.S.–China Relations Act of 2000 is an act of the United States Congress that granted People's Republic of China permanent normal trade relations (NTR) status (previously called most favoured nation (MFN)) when China becomes a full member of the World Trade Organization (WTO), ending annual review and approval of NTR. It was signed into law on October 10, 2000, by United States President Bill Clinton. The Act also establishes a Congressional-Executive Commission to ensure that China complies with internationally recognized human rights laws, meets labor standards and allows religious freedom, and establishes a task force to prohibit the importation of Chinese products that were made in forced labor camps or prisons.[1] 

The Act also includes so-called "anti-dumping" measures designed to prevent an influx of inexpensive Chinese goods into the United States that might hurt American industries making the same goods. It allows new duties and restrictions on Chinese imports that "threaten to cause market disruption to the U.S. producers of a like or directly competitive product."[2

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:48 PM (Sco7b)

47 I mean, a guy's gotta eat.

Posted by: Gen. Consensus, retd. at August 06, 2026 05:48 PM (wGerL)

48 "For more than a decade, some of the most powerful retired officers in the United States participated in closed-door meetings with senior Chinese military leaders. The discussions covered Taiwan, the South China Sea, missile defense, cybersecurity and the future of relations between the two militaries."

Question: how can RETIRED officers of the US Military have any input on FUTURE relations between the CCP and USA militaries?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (0CU3H)

49 >>I recall a number of years ago a whistleblower from the State Dept. stating that when SoS, Clinton had 86 personal meetings that had nothing to do with State Department business, but over 90% became contributors to the Clinton Foundation following those meetings.

Look at the dates they got money.

>>USAspending.gov records show that, from fiscal year 2008 through 2024, USAID awarded federal funding to a single Clinton‑affiliated organization: the Clinton Health Access Initiative (CHAI), which received a roughly $7.49 million award used from 2019–2021

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (viF8m)

50 HANG THEM ALL …

Posted by: browndog hates traitors at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (liNTB)

51 Natalie Winters. The Blade, he would. He usually goes for more exotic girls, but he … would.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (yTXpW)

I love the way she's described on Wiki as a "right wing political commentator". Why aren't leftists described as "left wing commie bastards"? Yeah, no bias there.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (hmYU4)

52 Do they still have their clearances? Maybe we should stop allowing retirees to keep their clearances.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (KOXQP)

53 Have you got the papers the Chinaman gave you?
Posted by: General Boy at August 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Cqx++)

Be like your ancestors or be different.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (nDXEV)

54 Not surprised msny Democrats are in bed with Chinese

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0)

55 Question: how can RETIRED officers of the US Military have any input on FUTURE relations between the CCP and USA militaries?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (0CU3H)


They know people. They helped the careers of like-minded people still in uniform. Bad money drives out good money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)

56 Hang them all high

Traitors of the highest order

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 06, 2026 05:51 PM (nGraA)

57
Firing squads. Now.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (OUMaO)



Fuck no. Firing squads are for military folks who commit honorable crimes. Like murder, and bestiality.

A hemp necktie is what's needed for these cocksuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 05:52 PM (y9nCu)

58 I get the feeling these people would sell out America at a price far less than we would believe.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)

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John Bolton did it for $10k.

Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 05:53 PM (JTCB1)

59 A hemp necktie is what's needed for these cocksuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


After a ceremony where their medals are removed and the uniform stripped from them.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:54 PM (/k3in)

60 Agricultural sales to the Soviet Union in the 1970s. Communism as a system couldn't feed itself. I'm reasonably certain plenty of Republicans voted for that.

I doubt anyone really believed the ChiComs were eligible for "most favored trading status" or whatever it was called. From out here in the cheap seats, it looks like a long train of abuses, mostly by selling the US out for decades, hollowing out our industries, and importing a class of relative slave laborers driving down wages for decades and buggering everything up but good.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 05:54 PM (xW0Xo)

61 The US will merge with China in the next few years. We'll begin adopting a Chinese model of governance in 2028, which will be beneficial to the world.

Posted by: Sid at August 06, 2026 05:55 PM (qrEkX)

62 These pop up ads are killing me.

Posted by: RNUT at August 06, 2026 05:56 PM (c7ZZc)

63 Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
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My former CG (4th ID), 2003, Iraq

Even after all these years, betrayal still burns.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 05:56 PM (3fZgy)

64 Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart


From what I recall, Bush gave them temporary MFN, renewable every year but only if they met certain conditions. It was a carrot.

It was very controversial at the time, and Clinton criticized it during the campaign. Bush was former ambassador, so he had ideas about China. I thought he was a fool.

Clinton gave them permanent MFN. Carrot gone. Now they could do as they pleased. The act only made it legislatively approved and added some other conditions. Also the switchover to WTO, which was a treaty and needed approval. But the damage was done by Clinton.

Just like that idiot Nixon said there were "two Chinas," recognizing Peking, and then that traitor Carter gave the UN seat to the wrong China. -- an R does something foolish but meaningless to be clever, and then a D gives away the shop.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (ppr2L)

65 This is why they hate hegseth. He isnt dirty or connected to the dirty general officer class.

Posted by: Honey trap vs money trap at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (YrUlT)

66 Amusing anecdote in the lying, plagarizing Cambridge professor saga.

Cambridge professor accused of plagiarism now under suspicion of using AI to write resignation letter

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (ndZc7)

67 55 Question: how can RETIRED officers of the US Military have any input on FUTURE relations between the CCP and USA militaries?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (0CU3H)

They know people. They helped the careers of like-minded people still in uniform. Bad money drives out good money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)
——

And while this reporting focuses on retired military rats, I’ll bet a lot of current active ones are on the take too. The retired ones help identify the active ones and set up the intros.

It’s all filthy treasonous commie cocksuckers, all the way down.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (yTXpW)

68 John Bolton did it for $10k.

Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 05:53 PM (JTCB1)

Insane.

For Hillary, maybe she considered them ideological equals with the same goals. I'm sure many Canadian pols are in that group.

Or the Chinese had a hell of a honeypot sex video of her.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:58 PM (Sco7b)

69 Money changes everything.

Posted by: Cindi Lupaer at August 06, 2026 05:58 PM (2Cry5)

70

What the actual fuck ?

This is worse than the news that Roland Martin's butt is being exploited

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2026 05:58 PM (NtVYv)

71 >>They know people. They helped the careers of like-minded people still in uniform. Bad money drives out good money.

You know who else they know? People who make weapons.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m)

72 I'm beat. Can't stay for the cafe thread, so I'll post a story about kindly people- these folks from Rhode Island -who replaced a woman's farm stand after it was stolen: Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/33ubvk34

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:59 PM (W90Ou)

73
Do they still have their clearances? Maybe we should stop allowing retirees to keep their clearances.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (KOXQP)



I've been saying that for years. Even if everyone involved was acting honorably (they're not), post-retirement retention of security clearances are nothing more than subsidies for defense contractors.

If they go to a contractor after retirement, then I don't see a problem with having that contractor pay for a new clearance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (y9nCu)

74 Winters works for Bannon. Maybe she should do a deep dive on Bannon. This story seems like a lot of noise and accusations, without actual evidence pointing to wrongdoing.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (g47mK)

75 They all need an invasive investigation.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (YwEeS)

76 Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (ppr2L)

Thank you. I thought Clinton had something to do with it.

Huge betrayal by Clinton. But as you pointed out, Bush started the ball rolling.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b)

77 Jesus had some thoughts on money changers in the temple.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (ndZc7)

78 Sid-

They wouldn't even want your diseased organs. They'd shoot you and let the buzzards feed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (xxBSa)

79
Ugh.

Traitors all.

Hang'em all.

Hang'em high.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG)

80 You know who else they know? People who make weapons.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m)


This is true. I would be unsurprised to discover that there are any number of back doors or fatal flaws in major defense systems which could be accessed at need because someone wanted a 2nd yacht, or a 3rd mistress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (ExV1e)

81 Look at Walz, a few dozen times Chinese visitor, dragging kids to China to get brainwashed

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0)

82 The only thing I see is that they participated in meetings. OK. Do we a transcript ? Maybe they told the Chicoms to stay the fuck away from Taiwan? Could have happened.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (g47mK)

83 Damn. I'm just imagining the intelligence a true "Renegade" could have collected. Nobody would see it coming.

At least now we know why we need 7000 generals.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (wn0/z)

84 And while this reporting focuses on retired military rats, I’ll bet a lot of current active ones are on the take too. The retired ones help identify the active ones and set up the intros.

It’s all filthy treasonous commie cocksuckers, all the way down.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

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Don't they all work as "consultants" at 5x the salary?
And isn't that why they all retain clearance.

IOW, aren't they all sucking each other's dicks figuring out how to channel cash into their pockets. Either taxpayer or foreign enemies. And it is justified by people in charge saying the US really needs their "expertise"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 06:03 PM (ppr2L)

85 Dems love to quote Eisenhower about the risks of the "military industrial complex" and how retired generals become consultants for Raytheon et al. and this is a problem people. I bet no Democrat will condemn ex generals working for the CCP.

I take that back, possibly Fetterman, who seems to be okay with the strong odds of being a 1 term senator will make a statement that ex generals lobbying on behalf of the CCP is a bad thing. But he won't be joined by other Dems or by the FNM commiecrat mouthpieces.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 06, 2026 06:03 PM (PV+Zw)

86 Have a good night Fen

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

87 They all need an invasive investigation.
Posted by: steevy
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Nothing will happen

Posted by: Mike Hammer, usurping 'Nothing will happen' guy at August 06, 2026 06:03 PM (XeU6L)

88 Could have happened.

Anything is possible. Maybe Big Mike really is a woman.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

89 Don't they all work as "consultants" at 5x the salary?

My BIL, not a general, went from career Army to consultant. Went from consultant to different consultant. Always raking in that sweet taxpayer money. Loathes Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (ExV1e)

90 I'm beat. Can't stay for the cafe thread, so I'll post a story about kindly people- these folks from Rhode Island -who replaced a woman's farm stand after it was stolen: Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/33ubvk34
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:59 PM (W90Ou)

What a beautiful story!! Thanks, Fen. Got a little dusty in here.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (hmYU4)

91 When the Democrat-Communists get around to the killing Americans phase, they will bring in Chinese mercenaries to do it.

Like Iran is doing with Iraq militias.

Posted by: Herpes Rodham Clinton, Our National STD at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (qUkBO)

92
We're gonna' need a bigger wall.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (nqf1u)

93 4D chess, boys. It's all 4D chess, used by our fearless leaders on the godless Chinese. Or Judo, although I think we reserved that for the Japanese.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (QaH55)

94 Honorable military men commited Hari Kari over less.

Posted by: Admiral Nagumo at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (bX16E)

95 > This is true. I would be unsurprised to discover that there are any number of back doors or fatal flaws in major defense systems which could be accessed at need because someone wanted a 2nd yacht, or a 3rd mistress.
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Wanna bet there's "backdoors" to everything MIC related?

Not that we have that elsewhere... like Chine, Russia, India, etc.

But still. If we know, reliably, who's fucking us over, shoot them.

Now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (2Cry5)

96 74 Winters works for Bannon. Maybe she should do a deep dive on Bannon. This story seems like a lot of noise and accusations, without actual evidence pointing to wrongdoing.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (g47mK)
——-

‘Res ipsa loquitur’ is a Latin phrase used in law, meaning "the thing speaks for itself.” In other words, it’s something so suspicious, so unexplainable in any other way, that the mere existence is the proof.

Why else would the CCP be funding lavish junkets and fake jobs to exotic locations for high-ranking retired military? Do they do this for retired privates?

The only reason the CCP would do this is to buy intel and influence. There is no other conceivable reason.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (yTXpW)

97 Leading confidential informant of the seventies Deep Throat told leading journalists Woodstein and Burnward “Follow the money.”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (wxsGM)

98 Honorable military men commited Hari Kari over less.
Posted by: Admiral Nagumo at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (bX16E)


Honorable military men rarely pin on stars.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)

99 Anything is possible. Maybe Big Mike really is a woman.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

Now that's just crazy talk.

However, I'm sure zero's Presidential Center of Doom has an entire section with AI pictures of Mooch as a young girl, as well as the conception and birth videos of their spawn.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 06:09 PM (Sco7b)

100
New wrinkles on Hillary's "we'll all hang" keep rolling in...

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:09 PM (SLpkL)

101 Or the Chinese had a hell of a honeypot sex video of her.

Pardon me. I'll be grabbing two bottles of whiskey to get that image out of my head.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 06:09 PM (/k3in)

102 Some of them , like Owens, did do suspicions things, but there are a lot of names on that list. It is easy to malign people. I remember when Ivanka's daughter sang a song in Chinese to Xi during his WH visit. Maybe Winters wants to investigate Ivanka and her daughter ?

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (g47mK)

103 Well, if we're going all cafe, like Marlon Brando in The Wild One . . .

https://tinyurl.com/ybshnu4k

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (ndZc7)

104 But the scam is, they're not being paid for their "security consulting." They're being paid to have a friendly relationship with that foreign government. So that when the foreign power needs a favor, they can ask their Pet General to contact high-ranking politicians or current Pentagon staffers and pitch them the foreign power's agenda.

Automatically taking away the security clearances of retired military would probably reduce this

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (vJrRc)

105 Many Military brass lost their moral character in last couple decades

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)

106 >>This is true. I would be unsurprised to discover that there are any number of back doors or fatal flaws in major defense systems which could be accessed at need because someone wanted a 2nd yacht, or a 3rd mistress.

I've been saying this for years but in the days after 9/11 and then the anthrax attacks, Dick Cheney reorganized our bioweapons and bioweapons defense organizations into one organization. The person put in charge of the effort was Anthony Fauci.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:11 PM (viF8m)

107 54 Not surprised msny Democrats are in bed with Chinese
Posted by: Skip
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GOP too. And CEOs of our corporations,heads of NGO's, and more besides.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:12 PM (E4rtv)

108 90 There are some decent people in RI, despite all outward appearances

Posted by: Ray Patriarca at August 06, 2026 06:12 PM (bX16E)

109 Second chance for SCOTUS to fix things (as it will definitelyget Hawaiian judged in the interim)?

Trump orders limits on birthright citizenship, targets ‘birth tourism’ President Trump on Thursday signed two executive orders again aimed at restricting birthright citizenship, an apparent attempt to circumvent a recent Supreme Court ruling that upheld the constitutional protection.

One of the president’s orders expands the definition of who would be ineligible for automatic citizenship, including “alien enemies of the United States, members of foreign terrorist organizations and large categories of people who lobby and act on behalf of foreign governments,” according to officials.

The second executive order seeks to ban the practice of “birth tourism,” which involves traveling to another country for the primary purpose of giving birth on its soil so that the child automatically has citizenship. The practice, which constitutes a form of obtaining a visa on fraudulent grounds, is already illegal but has become a target of the right.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 06:13 PM (/y3Vc)

110 104 But the scam is, they're not being paid for their "security consulting." They're being paid to have a friendly relationship with that foreign government. So that when the foreign power needs a favor, they can ask their Pet General to contact high-ranking politicians or current Pentagon staffers and pitch them the foreign power's agenda.

Automatically taking away the security clearances of retired military would probably reduce this
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Recalling them to active duty and court martialing them would do even more.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:13 PM (E4rtv)

111 The person put in charge of the effort was Anthony Fauci.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Now need a drink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:13 PM (XeU6L)

112 OK, over 100 so O/T

Question for the Legal types. Can you plead the 5th Amendment on questions you have already answered?

Internet says no... which seeing as how the Science Gnome had already testified to Congress, answering questions on those subject... why can't Congress then ask those same questions again?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:14 PM (mP0Kj)

113 These pop up ads are killing me.

Posted by: RNUT at August 06, 2026 05:56 PM (c7ZZc)
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They need to put a radius on that edge. Somebody's going to lose a finger.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:14 PM (SLpkL)

114
A hemp necktie is what's needed for these cocksuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

After a ceremony where their medals are removed and the uniform stripped from them.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:54 PM (/k3in)



A ceremony made famous when the unwashed Frogs railroaded a decent but fairly ordinary artillery officer for being a German spy, simply because he was a Jew. And who doubled-down when another shitbag officer was identified as the actual spy, because they didn't want to admit that they'd made a mistake. Ironic, because the shitbag was well-known as one of the biggest shitbags in the Frog army, and didn't even have any real allies on the General Staff.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 06:14 PM (y9nCu)

115 *The first Sanya Initiative gathering took place in China in 2008.
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Good way to help a po boy keep up with inflation and portfolio loss.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (nqf1u)

116 I guess most of these people couldn't write, or find a ghost writer, since book deals are the preferred method of payoffs and bribes.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (QaH55)

117 ‘Res ipsa loquitur’ is a Latin phrase used in law, meaning "the thing speaks for itself.” In other words, it’s something so suspicious, so unexplainable in any other way, that the mere existence is the proof.

Why else would the CCP be funding lavish junkets and fake jobs to exotic locations for high-ranking retired military? Do they do this for retired privates?

The only reason the CCP would do this is to buy intel and influence. There is no other conceivable reason.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (yTXpW)

That particular phrase is misplaced. Yes, Chicoms, Turks, Qataris (nice plane we got there) all are deep into influence operations. But Winters is throwing a lot of accusations around. And none "speak to anything", just malicious noise. Kinda like Trump kollusion hoax. Maybe she means well, but she needs to do her homework, and do a little more than repackage publicly available information. And not be National Inquirer.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (g47mK)

118
So a lot of high level US military officers are not patriotic or even pro-American. They are amoral, and above all, they want their place at the trough

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (HLgI3)

119 All I see in this article is a list of people who need to be marched out, put up against a bullet riddled brick wall and executed for treason!
Would ANYONE who took an oath of office to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States please consider this course of action? ANYONE?!?

Posted by: Tracy at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (7K4RG)

120 105 Many Military brass lost their moral character in last couple decades
Posted by: Skip

Because our ruling class is a bunch of globalist traitors that believe in shit like One World. Generals come from that class because you get there in peacetime by being a friggin politician and playing the game with like minded bureaucrats and Congress critters.

And any flag officer promoted during a dem administration to general rank has already been prescreened to be commie sympathetic. They got rid of the others at the O-6 level.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv)

121 Automatically taking away the security clearances of retired military would probably reduce this
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (vJrRc)


It would do nothing. Having a security clearance does not equal having access to classified material, it just means that they could, if needed, be granted access to material at a given level.

When I left the Navy, I was given a list of 40-50 countries that I could not visit without prior permission from the DOD. It seems to me that General Officers, or even better - anyone with a TS clearance, may not meet with non-allied government personnel without prior approval. Not that they wouldn't get the approval.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:16 PM (ExV1e)

122 How funny would it be if China had video evidence of Hillary paying hookers to pee on a bed?

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:16 PM (SLpkL)

123
Many Military brass lost their moral character in last couple decades
Posted by: Skip

===============

I read that Obama purged the officer corps of conservatives.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 06:17 PM (mmrXZ)

124 118
So a lot of high level US military officers are not patriotic or even pro-American. They are amoral, and above all, they want their place at the trough
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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They have a lot in common with Chicom generals because they both like to live high on the hog from defense spending and they think they are above elected leaders.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)

125 The second executive order seeks to ban the practice of “birth tourism,” which involves traveling to another country for the primary purpose of giving birth on its soil so that the child automatically has citizenship. The practice, which constitutes a form of obtaining a visa on fraudulent grounds, is already illegal but has become a target of the right.

Oh hey, it's another one of those "already illegal therefore no one is doing it and getting the benefit they shouldn't get but somehow are" things

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 06:17 PM (vJrRc)

126 A hemp necktie is what's needed for these cocksuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

After a ceremony where their medals are removed and the uniform stripped from them.
Posted by: NR Pax
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"I went out to Charing Cross to see Major General Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered; which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could in that condition." - Samuel Pepys

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:18 PM (XeU6L)

127 That particular phrase is misplaced. Yes, Chicoms, Turks, Qataris (nice plane we got there) all are deep into influence operations. But Winters is throwing a lot of accusations around. And none "speak to anything", just malicious noise. Kinda like Trump kollusion hoax. Maybe she means well, but she needs to do her homework, and do a little more than repackage publicly available information. And not be National Inquirer.
Posted by: runner
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Your attitude is we should ignore what we see right in front of our noses. I decline. Or are you worried about other shoes getting ready to drop.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv)

128 They have a lot in common with Chicom generals because they both like to live high on the hog from defense spending and they think they are above elected leaders.
Posted by: whig

Of course, ChiCom (and North Korean) generals do face significant punishments sometimes, if they fail too much, get caught grafting too much, embarrass the government, etc. Severe punishment...

Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 06:19 PM (/y3Vc)

129 She is basically saying that Abizaid and Odierno work for the Chinese. Really ? Do you guys believe that ? Do you even know who they are ?

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (g47mK)

130
I remember when Ivanka's daughter sang a song in Chinese to Xi during his WH visit.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (g47mK)




I understand where you're coming from, but remind me if Ivanka's daughter has a TS clearance?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (y9nCu)

131 It would do nothing. Having a security clearance does not equal having access to classified material, it just means that they could, if needed, be granted access to material at a given level.
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I.E., 'Need to know' trumps Clearance

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

132 105 Many Military brass lost their moral character in last couple decades
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Started in the late 80's with the Elder Bush as Prezzy.

He HATED the real military... and military traditions... those things that set them apart. He was the one who politicized the Officer class, and started the real social engineering experiments on the military.

From blatant Sex and Race quotas... To Women on Combat ships... to using Civilian Management (Total Quality Leadership?)...

Navy? No more tacking on crows? No more good command parties (used tailhook as the excuse)? REALLY watered down Shellback...

And worse, made any dissent to equal opportunity a career killer... thus creating the Wishy Washy General and Admirals we now see.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (mP0Kj)

133 Of course, ChiCom (and North Korean) generals do face significant punishments sometimes, if they fail too much, get caught grafting too much, embarrass the government, etc. Severe punishment...
Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 06:19 PM (/y3Vc)


Gotta love the NK Wheel of Absurd Mechanisms for Execution.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)

134 Trading partners or not, they were and are ChiComs and potential enemies. I'd recall every one of these officers and initiate Article 32 proceedings - preliminary hearings pursuant to Courts Martial. Grill them and prosecute - if warranted, which the hearings should help determine.


Either way, make them fucking squirm.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:21 PM (Kakst)

135
Nobody met with the CCP

Ok, some did.

Well, more than some did and that's a good thing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 06:21 PM (xxBSa)

136 124 118
So a lot of high level US military officers are not patriotic or even pro-American. They are amoral, and above all, they want their place at the trough
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Didn't get much play but basically a bunch of officers in the Far East got entangled with a Chicom asset-Fat Leonard,

"Scope: The investigation scrutinized over 440 people, including 60 admirals, with more than 30 individuals facing criminal charges.

Modus Operandi: Francis overcharged the Navy by at least $35 million for services while receiving classified ship movement data to position his vessels for profit. "


Now you can see why Milley and Mattis not to mention Esper thought they were the commanders in chief, not the President.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)

137 129 Yes and yes. Or shall I say Oh hell YES.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (bX16E)

138 I.E., 'Need to know' trumps Clearance
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)


In theory. In practice I suspect that a retired general could get access to shit that they have no need to know. Ditto civilians in Congress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)

139
@100, allow me the opportunity to give you the Genesis of that Hilary quote and, by the by, the reason for the Trump Is Russian Asset op.
Just find a Wash Post news article circa late 2012 early 2013 about how the Obama administration and its CIA Head Brennan were trying to find the hole in security that was responsible for dozens, if not hundreds, of US foreign intel assets disappearing or turning up dead. Keep in mind, this was 2 or 3 years before we were ever told of an unsecured closet serer.

Posted by: Richard Head at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (70cb5)

140 You’ll be lucky to get senate hearings. And a stiffly worded letter.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

141 Of course, ChiCom (and North Korean) generals do face significant punishments sometimes, if they fail too much, get caught grafting too much, embarrass the government, etc. Severe punishment...
Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 06:19 PM (/y3Vc)

Wasn't there a Purge of the ChiCom Generals just a few months ago.... lots of sudden 'retirements' and a few disappearances?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (mP0Kj)

142 Nothing will happen

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 06:23 PM (W2Pud)

143 As with the Joe and Hunter Biden trips to China, we can be damned sure these guys got served up some very pretty Chinese girls, all on video, as young as each would accept.

The majority of them have to be fully owned.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 06, 2026 06:23 PM (YwWCT)

144 Whatever happened to the code of honor. Wasn't it C.S. Lewis who said something about 'hollowed out chests' and all that?


That hollowing out has been going on ever since the dirty, smelly, hippie draft dodgers got pardoned by Jimmy Fucking Carter and started infesting our universities and poisoning everything.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:24 PM (Kakst)

145 Would ANYONE who took an oath of office to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States please consider this course of action? ANYONE

There is no one. This is the looting phase of the American republic. Enjoy the ride down.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2026 06:24 PM (H5Io+)

146 Death by a thousand cuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 06:25 PM (xxBSa)

147 >> guys got served up some very pretty Chinese girls, all on video,

I wonder if any of the Rear Admirals got Roland Martined as part of the package.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 06:25 PM (w6EFb)

148 What would Stormin- Norman have to say about this?

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 06:25 PM (LHPAg)

149 129 She is basically saying that Abizaid and Odierno work for the Chinese. Really ? Do you guys believe that ? Do you even know who they are ?
Posted by: runner

What she is saying is that both of them participated in these romps with their Chicom counterparts--the problem with having discussions on matters like Taiwan, etc. is a) it can be considered a signal by the US government on policy which is beyond assholes like them, b) often the slightest dribs and drabs of information from informal meetings like this can be used to confirm intel intercepts and to provide avenues to probe for more information or even flipping.

We have already caught a former US pilot and the UK has several that have trained Chicom military pilots on such matters as teh F-35. And this kind of friendly shit is exactly what encourages the lessers if they see the flag rank engaging in this shit as retired.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)

150 Dittos nurse.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (Kakst)

151 Would ANYONE who took an oath of office to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States please consider this course of action?

People take an oath to stay married until death. I'm not bitching about anyone who got divorced but an oath is just words. If you're gonna be willing to give defense information to a 'potential' enemy, spoken words aren't gonna stop you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (ExV1e)

152 Is there any bureaucrat in government that isn’t corrupt?

Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (ccX9M)

153 Wasn't there a Purge of the ChiCom Generals just a few months ago.... lots of sudden 'retirements' and a few disappearances?
Posted by: Romeo13 a

Xi is aging, making errors, and trying to stay in power until he dies, and his greatest threat is being replaced by whoever controls the PL Army. And corruption is endemic in the Chicom forces at the top level which is something they have in common with a lot of our ruling class.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:27 PM (E4rtv)

154 A normal journalist would contact all these people for comment, after all she is making a lot of her accusations. But this is not journalism, this is Bannon.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:28 PM (g47mK)

155 142 Nothing will happen
Posted by: nurse ratched

Hey! Don't step on the Nothingwillhappenguy / Let'smoveonguy death match coming up!

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:28 PM (Y8DZL)

156 152 Is there any bureaucrat in government that isn’t corrupt?
Posted by: Unkaren

Present!

Posted by: Big Balls at August 06, 2026 06:28 PM (/y3Vc)

157 Investigate Aid-to-the-enemy Milley on this.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:29 PM (SLpkL)

158 Nothing to see here.

>>As the military dialogue expanded, Owens was simultaneously building commercial ties with China.

>>In 2009, Owens became a consultant to Huawei, the Chinese telecommunications company that was already facing scrutiny in Washington over national security concerns. He later founded Amerilink Telecom Corp., a Virginia-based company created to market Huawei equipment in the United States. According to the Financial Times, Huawei was Amerilink’s first customer, and Owens acknowledged he began consulting for the company before launching the venture.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m)

159 I recall Al Gore defending himself against the accusations that the Chinese monks at a Buddhist temple in California were giving him money for the campaigns.

I believe that’s when the phrase “no controlling legal authority” came out of Gore’s mouth to explain how what he did wasn’t technically illegal.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:30 PM (6ydKt)

160 Is there any bureaucrat in government that isn’t corrupt?
Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (ccX9M)


- Are there any who're not actively corrupt? Almost certainly, probably a goodly number.
- Are there any of those who're blind to the corruption happening around them? Probably, but fewer.

Most of the 'bad' bureaucrats are just lazy, not actively corrupt. And the system is set up to protect the corrupt and lazy so anyone with honor either slowly strangles it, or leaves.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)

161 Hillary will never have to own her traitorous behavior. She should be in an orange jumpsuit serving a life sentence in fed penitentiary with a tranny for a roommate.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 06:30 PM (W2Pud)

162 People take an oath to stay married until death. I'm not bitching about anyone who got divorced but an oath is just words. If you're gonna be willing to give defense information to a 'potential' enemy, spoken words aren't gonna stop you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Problem is that ANY slip by participants, witting or not, can end up confirming information or deprecating it. And they were discussing sensitive subjects like Taiwan.

It was April Glaspie, a diplomat that unwitting gave what Saddam thought was an okay to roll into Kuwait over slanted drilling from them.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)

163 "I had to betray the country in order to save it" is a weird flex.

Posted by: Steely Dan at August 06, 2026 06:31 PM (avzFa)

164 I recall Al Gore defending himself against the accusations that the Chinese monks at a Buddhist temple in California were giving him money for the campaigns.

I believe that’s when the phrase “no controlling legal authority” came out of Gore’s mouth to explain how what he did wasn’t technically illegal.



That's also when Loral and Hughes were teaching the Chinese how to keep their ICBM's from blowing up right after launch. Thanks to 'Rhodes Scholar' Billy Jeff.


Makes my blood boil.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:32 PM (Kakst)

165
Most of the 'bad' bureaucrats are just lazy, not actively corrupt. And the system is set up to protect the corrupt and lazy so anyone with honor either slowly strangles it, or leaves.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Nice job of putting it .

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:32 PM (E4rtv)

166 164 I recall Al Gore defending himself against the accusations that the Chinese monks at a Buddhist temple in California were giving him money for the campaigns.

I believe that’s when the phrase “no controlling legal authority” came out of Gore’s mouth to explain how what he did wasn’t technically illegal.


That's also when Loral and Hughes were teaching the Chinese how to keep their ICBM's from blowing up right after launch. Thanks to 'Rhodes Scholar' Billy Jeff.


Makes my blood boil.
Posted by: Chairborne!
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Yep. All so Bill could win reelection over Bob Dole.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:33 PM (E4rtv)

167 Nood. Quickies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:33 PM (ExV1e)

168 DC has been a self-licking ice cream cone forever. Asking generals to stop the self serving status quo is like asking the politicians to stop the congress to lobbying pipeline.

Posted by: mc at August 06, 2026 06:34 PM (C3K2d)

169 ===============

I read that Obama purged the officer corps of conservatives.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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He purged hundreds, maybe thousands of experienced military.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 06:35 PM (nqf1u)

170 That hollowing out has been going on ever since the dirty, smelly, hippie draft dodgers got pardoned by Jimmy Fucking Carter and started infesting our universities and poisoning everything.
Posted by: Chairborne!
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I long for the release of names...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:36 PM (XeU6L)

171 After a ceremony where their medals are removed and the uniform stripped from them.
Posted by: NR Pax

That happened to Chuck Conners but it turned out he was a Army Secret Agent just pretending to be marked with a coward's shame.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:36 PM (Y8DZL)

172 >>In 2009, Owens became a consultant to Huawei, the Chinese telecommunications company that was already facing scrutiny in Washington over national security concerns. He later founded Amerilink Telecom Corp., a Virginia-based company created to market Huawei equipment in the United States. According to the Financial Times, Huawei was Amerilink’s first customer, and Owens acknowledged he began consulting for the company before launching the venture.
Posted by: JackStraw
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And an underreported story of Salt Typhoon
Salt Typhoon was an unprecedented hacking of the US telecom industry and believed to be linked to Huawei and other equipment such as routers, etc.

That is why it is now banned in the US for these Huawei and other Chicom telecom and computer networking companies to be acquired by US telecoms and even consumer grade routers and modems are due to be removed if they come from Chinese origins.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:37 PM (E4rtv)

173 Hillary will never have to own her traitorous behavior. She should be in an orange jumpsuit serving a life sentence in fed penitentiary with a tranny for a roommate.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 06:30 PM (W2Pud)

I try like hell to maintain a sense of optimism, but shit, it is a trial. I waffle about severing ties altogether. But then, I do not. I need to know what the enemy's next move might be. Sitting in a corner with my eyes shut, fingers in my ears, is not a good idea.

AoSHQ is my go-to news aggregator. I never, ever watch any TV news. Plus, Ace says silly things like "flaming clown-boners." Comedy lightens the burden.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 06:37 PM (0aYVJ)

174 >>>I read that Obama purged the officer corps of conservatives.


Well, to be fair he thought it was the officer corpse and figured since they're dead, he might as well get rid of them.


*I know that was a stretch*

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:38 PM (Kakst)

175
They have a lot in common with Chicom generals because they both like to live high on the hog from defense spending and they think they are above elected leaders.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)



Frankly, American flag officers have a deplorable history of insubordination against higher ups in the chain of command. Goes back at least as far as the Civil War with Gen Ripley at the Ordnance Dept who flat-out refused Lincoln's command to adopt the Spenser Rifle, or McClellan's consistent insubordination. All the way through MacArthur's bullshit in Korea, and that fat ass Gen Milley.

I even put McCrystal's disrespect and insubordination WHILE HE WAS STILL IN UNIFORM against Obama in the same box. Obama was an incompetent asshole, but he was the elected President of the United States. Either obey his orders or resign in protest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 06:39 PM (y9nCu)

176
Well, to be fair he thought it was the officer corpse and figured since they're dead, he might as well get rid of them.


*I know that was a stretch*
Posted by: Chairborne!

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Stretched all the way to my funnybone!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)

177 Nothing will happen to them BUT plenty will happen to youse and mesa. Oh, I stopped drinking alcohol but did not empty the liquor cabinet. Future contingincies and all that jazz.

Posted by: little people at August 06, 2026 06:43 PM (ehY6c)

178 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)


Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:45 PM (Kakst)

179 Wonder how much a ad makes for a website as might be up to 75 times today swatting it away

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

180 Investigated by the CIA and FBI? LOL. We need a PRO American department we can trust.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at August 06, 2026 06:59 PM (dFG8E)

181 Death penalty for treason, IMO.

Posted by: OnPoint at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (RK/h9)

Outrageous! Dwarfish Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos

Boy this is a day of Internet Pests come to grief.

Roland Martin, if you've forgotten, is a racial supremacist. His race is Troll. He is a literal troll-man. He's got the body of a potato and a head of a potato, but a different potato.*

This Troll pretends to be black and attacks white people and Republicans incessantly.

He was involved in that matter of giving Hillary Clinton the questions before her fake CNN "debate" with Bernie Sanders.

And now some people are making claims of a sexual nature about him. Roland Martin says these claims are part of an "extortion" plot and is suing anyone who posts images or the video.

Because he's threatening to sue everyone, I'll say that I totally believe him and I believe that he will be vindicated in court in his battle with these internet smear-merchants and blackmailers.

Google AI:

Social media and gossip commentators, including Tasha K and Wack 100, circulated unverified rumors and claims regarding alleged leaked compromising photos and private footage involving journalist Roland Martin.

Martin and his team characterized the online claims as an extortion and blackmail plot, addressing the rumors through legal threats against the distribution of such material.

Background and Context

Gossip platforms and digital creators spread rumors claiming that compromising media involving Martin had been obtained.

Online commentators alleged an extortion or blackmail attempt tied to the unverified materials.Martin's side and related digital reports noted threats of legal action against individuals attempting to distribute or monetize the purported content.

Black Conservative Perspective is forced to mention this but wants it to be known that he has no opinion on these completely-fake allegations at all, which by the way he mentions might involve the prostitute vigorously penetrating him.

Allegedly -- and remember, these false rumors are being pushed by blackmailers and smear merchants. Do not be misled, these are all LIES which you must disbelieve!

Again, I'm aghast at these lies being spread about Roland Martin. To accuse a respectable man of being pegged by a prostitute is egregious.

May his legal victories be swift and plentiful, and this stain upon his reputation unbesmirched.

Courage.

* Lightly cribbed from Woody Allen but f*** that guy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:27 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (cpFbA)

2 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

3 "Outrageous! Dwarfish Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos"


Looking at this guys video compromising positions can mean only one thing, someone had him bent over and rogering his fart clam.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (cpFbA)

4 I warned the previous thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)

5 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

strikes out?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)

6 I think I can reuse my comment from earlier:

"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)

7 Yuck...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (FtULh)

8 "Outrageous! Dwarfish Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos"


Looking at this guys video compromising positions can mean only one thing, someone had him bent over and rogering his fart clam.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (cpFbA)

Seems like some of these factions in the oppo party are getting sporty.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)

9 taters eh....?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)

10 I think I can reuse my comment from earlier:

"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)

They attract them, and break them more.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)

11 Everybody is losing their shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (wOO3z)

12 Roland Sweet Cheeks Martin.

Sounds like he is butthurt

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (NtVYv)

13 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

strikes out?
Posted by: Oldcat

The Blade is the Mighty Casey at the Bat?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

14
Wait... Roland Martin race swapped and gave up fishing?

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)

15 Rowan and Martin >>>>>Roland Martin

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (KC5Lt)

16 Roland Martin looks like an older version of that deformed black imp who was on the Howard Stern show.

The guy is so ugly and creepy I can't believe he would ever appear on camera.

These are the mutants who purport to speak for Democraps and blacks?

Holy. Shit. Fuck. Me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (iFTx/)

17 Roland Martin is just another in a long line of... individuals, let's say... who I could happily go the rest of my life without hearing about again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)

18 "Black Conservative Perspective is forced to mention this but wants it to be known that he has no opinion on these completely-fake allegations at all, which by the way he mentions might involve the prostitute vigorously penetrating him."

There is an obvious explanation for this. Obviously said Lady-of-the-Night is in medical school and is engaging in sechs/seggs work (which is real work, you guize!) on the side to help pay for it. Martin looks old and probably needs a colonoscopy, so this stronk, independent, intelligent woman obliged him. Not only for the money, but for practice, you see?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (2qSHg)

19 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

strikes out?
Posted by: Oldcat

The Blade is the Mighty Casey at the Bat?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
______

Woulda been three in a row, but it was not meant to be. Too slow on the draw this time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

20 I liked Roland Martin's Laugh-In.

Shame what's happened to him since.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

21 Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (SExz7)

22 Dang.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (0PCyC)

23 Woulda been three in a row, but it was not meant to be. Too slow on the draw this time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

woulda coulda shoulda

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)

24 That's not my butthole !

Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

25
Bitch set me up !

Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

26 This Troll pretends to be black and attacks white people and Republicans incessantly.

Hey man, leave me out of this.

Posted by: Talcum X at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (9ZFZd)

27
The obviously untrue rumor has it that the potato troll is penetrated by a rutabaga wielding an underage carrot!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (iJfKG)

28 Our national security is in the best of hands!

"REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China’s Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China’s Payroll."

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636

Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)

29 Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (SExz7)

No. But if in the past he was trusted in a big Dem op and now is free to be chewed up...well well well.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)

30 Roland, Roland, Roland,
Though the streams are swollen,
Keep them doggies rollin',
Rawhide

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (bNf8H)

31 He acting like dem Greek homos!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (wOO3z)

32 That's one mighty big, fat dwarf. Chubby even. And soft.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (2Cry5)

33 So this is right up there with rosie odonnell herpes lip.

The blog is trolling us.

Posted by: Where is the punching down guy when you need him at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (CXjxF)

34 He would fit right in at Shawshank

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (jrgJz)

35 This saying sex and this guy is gag producing...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)

36 I guess it's a slow news day.

Posted by: Hormuz Chili at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (qUkBO)

37 Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)

Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

38 >>>* Lightly cribbed from Woody Allen but f*** that guy.

lol
That's one way to give credit.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (8mulE)

39 So troll porn is real?

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (Wt1Rs)

40 "REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China’s Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China’s Payroll."

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636

Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Wood chipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (wOO3z)

41 I am extremely proud to admit that I have no idea who any of these people are. Wack 100, indeed. :eyeroll emoji:

Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (TDkIk)

42 Yeah, bend me, shape me, any way you want me
Long as you peg me, it's all right
Bend me, shape me, any way you want me
You got the power to turn on the light

Posted by: Not Roland Martin at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (wVcYX)

43 This post is an amazing appetite suppressant.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (0PCyC)

44 I liked Roland Martin's Laugh-In.

Wasn't there a dude with a Saturday morning fishing show named Roland Martin? Or at least Roland [ Something ], I'm sure about that part.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (vTZFs)

45 If the British journo Richard 'dick' Quest can survive being arrested high as fuck at 3 am in Central Park with a string tied around his crank and attached to a dildo in his shoe, I think this guy will survive. That's my all time favorite journalist story.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (enNUy)

46 What is it with the holier than thou leftist asswipes who constantly claim moral superiority and are "secretly" a bunch of horndog cretins who get off on all sorts of nasty perversions?

Honestly.

It is exhausting.

Repeat after me: I am a sinner in need of redemption....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (hfIju)

47 B-ass Masters with Roland Martin

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (0PCyC)

48 This troll stuff is really about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Science at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (Wt1Rs)

49 Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos

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That totally don't exist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)

50 If the British journo Richard 'dick' Quest can survive being arrested high as fuck at 3 am in Central Park with a string tied around his crank and attached to a dildo in his shoe, I think this guy will survive. That's my all time favorite journalist story.
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (enNUy)

Well, British. Stiff upper something.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)

51 Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.
Posted by: Oldcat

Send 'em to Kerguelen to study the parasites they are required to pick by hand off penguins.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

52 Just another fat black nasty sodomite who likes having things shoved up his rectum while having a micro penis.

Yawn.

Posted by: Mike Obama at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (F1rMs)

53
Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?

He used to be on CNN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (Cqx++)

54 Didn't he use to host Laugh-In?

Posted by: Back in the day at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (2Ez/1)

55 Martin was the guy who while at CNN gave questions for the debate in 2016 to Donna Brazile
I hope the vid shows Martin getting pegged by Whoopi Goldberg. At least that's what I hear. Maybe I made it up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (KY+FT)

56 I feel a Disney thread coming up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JvZF+)

57 Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

Could you quit sending that garbage up here? Please? What did we do to deserve this?

Okay, I will grant you Murkowski, but that bitch won't live forever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (hfIju)

58
I liked Roland Martin on Laugh-In.

Sock it to me.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (OkYzo)

59 Laugh Way Way In

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (0PCyC)

60
If these videos featured Sybil Danning and Pam Grier I still wouldn't watch.

Well, maybe a edited version.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (Y8DZL)

61 58
I liked Roland Martin on Laugh-In.

Sock it to me.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (OkYzo)

Plastic hippies have no bippies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (hfIju)

62 >>Roland Martin


Say goodnight dick.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (ppr2L)

63 Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.
Posted by: Oldcat

Send 'em to Kerguelen to study the parasites they are required to pick by hand off penguins.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

Might be considered a provocation by France, who might shoot.

Sounds good.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)

64 That ain't my butthole, I'm just holding it for a friend..

Posted by: Rollie Martin at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (eIAFE)

65
Isn't he a Solarian from Doctor Who?

The dumb, potato people

Posted by: The Coyotes at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (q83gU)

66

www.fishingwithrolandmartin.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (Cqx++)

67 This is your big debut!
It's like a dream come true!
So won't you smile for the camera?
I know you're gonna love it, Peg.
Allegedly!

Posted by: Steely Dan at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (avzFa)

68 >>>REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel . . .

Shoot, looks like they got the whole set.

Has anyone suggested that they emulate Colonel Redl as a post career move, after copying Kim Philby for their careers?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (rbvCR)

69 28 Our national security is in the best of hands!

"REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China’s Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China’s Payroll."

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636

Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)

You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

70 My first thought was Antarctica, but why dirty up the pristine polar regions?

North Sentinel Island.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (kpS4V)

71 Okay, I will grant you Murkowski, but that bitch won't live forever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (hfIju)

you have all those mooses and polar bears and Murky still walks the snows of AK?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

72 One Roland Martin likes eating bass, the other one likes eating ass.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CNl8/)

73 roland martin... that show with ruth buzzi?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CWTWj)

74
Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?
Posted by: Will Robinson

==============

I had to look him up, but I recognized him when I saw the vid -- probably saw him in other Libs of TikTok kind of videos, never in original context.

Something like Joy Reid, that whole gang of fakesters who wander between junk MSM and podcasting. He was on CNN way back when and then moved to something called TV One. Now he's "an influential Black podcaster."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)

75
Isn't he a Solarian from Doctor Who?

More like a Pakled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (Cqx++)

76 Wasn't there a dude with a Saturday morning fishing show named Roland Martin? Or at least Roland [ Something ], I'm sure about that part.
Posted by: Oddbob

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Wasn't there a moron who used the nic, Roland the headless Thompson gunner? Years ago.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (ppr2L)

77 Rost Martin > Roland Martin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (xcxpd)

78 Bill Dance.

Or Zona's fishing show. Better

Posted by: Where is the punching down guy when you need him at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CXjxF)

79 www.fishingwithrolandmartin.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (Cqx++)

Is that a bass in my ass ?

Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (NtVYv)

80
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)

=================

How are these people at large?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)

81
This Troll pretends to be black and attacks white people and Republicans incessantly.

------

He looks black to me. He pretends to not be a pervert.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (VWtfl)

82 Possession of more than 1oz of Roland Martin pegging videos is punishable by employment at MS NOW.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (0PCyC)

83 72 One Roland Martin likes eating bass, the other one likes eating ass.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CNl8/)

Roland Martin...kicking names and taking (up the) ass*.

*So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (2qSHg)

84 You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (ppr2L)

85 Might be considered a provocation by France, who might shoot.

Sounds good.
Posted by: Oldcat

I'd fear the Kerguelen penguins more than the French military.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

86 Again, I'm aghast at these lies being spread about Roland Martin. To accuse a respectable man of being pegged by a prostitute is egregious.

I'm getting flashbacks to a couple days ago. I don't want to put on my Intrepid Liaison hat and go back to that Reddit Cis Het Men getting pegged" thread again...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (/y3Vc)

87 www.fishingwithrolandmartin.com

Holy smokes, he's still alive? I watched him on Saturdays after American Sportsman and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (vTZFs)

88 84.

If Axis Sally was alive today, Dems would elect her to Congress.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (0PCyC)

89 It's funny 'cause it's true!

Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (ndZc7)

90 i guess i wasn't paying attention

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (CWTWj)

91 Leave Roland Martin alone!

Posted by: Jack Murphy, The Liminal Order at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (wVcYX)

92 I've literally never heard of, nor seen, this particular asshole before.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (XMwZJ)

93 I'd fear the Kerguelen penguins more than the French military.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

Even the French Foreign Legion (Pingouin) ?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

94 Just another fat black nasty sodomite who likes having things shoved up his rectum while having a micro penis.

Yawn.
Posted by: Mike Obama at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM
———-
Rectum? Damn near killed em.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 06, 2026 04:48 PM (b2n1e)

95 There's a whole awful part of the world out there that I'm grateful I know nothing about.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (lCppi)

96 @40 -- Vlad the Impaler had the perfect punishment for this shit...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (XMwZJ)

97 Posted by: Jack Murphy, The Liminal Order at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (wVcYX)

Whatever happened to this guy? Did he shave the beard and change his name?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (CNl8/)

98 Roland the Dickless Johnson Hunter? I love that Warren Zevon song!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (bX16E)

99 84 You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (ppr2L)

Because we are a weak nation in love with comfort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)

100 Even in 2026, "turnabout is fair play" should have limits.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (0PCyC)

101 88 84.

If Axis Sally was alive today, Dems would elect her to Congress.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (0PCyC)

Too huwhite.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (2qSHg)

102 There's a whole awful part of the world out there that I'm grateful I know nothing about.
Posted by: LASue

Well, come sit here by me, and I'll enlighten you.
-- Perez Hilton

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

103 Our three main weapons are fear, surprise, flattery, and yellow poon.

FOUR main weapons!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (kpS4V)

104 Roland done changed from when he fished with Bill Dance.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (c/Is2)

105 I've literally never heard of, nor seen, this particular asshole before.

--

Ditto. I kinda thought I was vaguely familiar with the name, but then I thought I was just thinking of Rowan and Martin and that's why it seems like I've heard of him. So...I'm ultimately going with never heard of the guy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (qBdHI)

106 Wasn't there a moron who used the nic, Roland the headless Thompson gunner? Years ago.

Yeah. I assume that's some pop culture reference that I'm not familiar with.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (vTZFs)

107
You bet your Funk & Wagnall

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (OkYzo)

108 I am so confused. Isn't this treason?

The fact that Milli and Hasan still draw breath is all you need to know.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 04:51 PM (3Ope8)

109 I always thought Rolland Martin's Laugh-In was rather silly to the point of not being funny. Cringe inducing, actually.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 06, 2026 04:51 PM (47/pr)

110 109.

Vintage Goldie Hawn was pretty good stuff.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (0PCyC)

111 Hey, give Roland some credit, at least he fought the muzzies in the Pyrenees.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

112
Sock it , to me????

Posted by: Richard Nixon at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (OkYzo)

113 Sock it , to me????
Posted by: Richard Nixon

On it!
-- W. Mark Felt

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:53 PM (77rzZ)

114 Roland did it to help the Congolese.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:53 PM (0PCyC)

115 Can't wait for Roland to call the cyber (and state) police to back trace where these "false" claims of pegging and other stuff are coming from.

Consequences will never be the same!

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (2qSHg)

116 Wait... Roland Martin race swapped and gave up fishing?

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)

It was all part of the Southern Strategy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (dK+Kv)

117 Hey, give Roland some credit, at least he fought the muzzies in the Pyrenees.

Oh, is this the same guy who went to Ukraine and posted selfies of himself wearing a too-small flak jacket and then scrammed out when the first rocket fell?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (vTZFs)

118
Roland's OnlyFan's page is a no go.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (OkYzo)

119 Roland the Neckless Thompson Pegger

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (0PCyC)

120 Vintage Goldie Hawn was pretty good stuff.
Posted by: sifty boones

Too flat-chested. As is her daughter.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (77rzZ)

121 So, whoever this guy is, I guess he's gay.

Posted by: Ralph at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8WZD4)

122 Isn't this treason?

Based on what's been reported so far, no. Treason has a very specific meaning and it's defined in the Constitution so, unless the Administration wants to claim that China is an enemy and that their actions were aid and comfort, then it isn't treason.

I'm reasonably certain, though, that just having back-channel discussions with members of a foreign military with whom we are not allied, violates any number of UCMJ regulations so they should all be returned to active duty, court martialed, and either imprisoned or demoted - a lot - as the evidence warrants.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

123 "You gotta jump back and push in his ass."

Posted by: Not Roland Martin at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (wVcYX)

124 So admirals are top generals?

Posted by: This military shit is confusing at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (2Ez/1)

125 >>>Roland Martin, if you've forgotten, is a racial supremacist.

Thanks for the reminder.

He's also the Ukraine army larper clown, too, yes? No?

Eh, all trolls look alike to me.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (dK+Kv)

126
What's next? A Brian Stelter sex tape with a potato masher and a Nutribullet?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (OkYzo)

127 Hey, give Roland some credit, at least he fought the muzzies in the Pyrenees."

A last stand, that was...

Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (XuXeR)

128 “I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!”

Hat tip to Gilbert and Sullivan, The Mikado

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (zeRnp)

129 Can't wait for Roland to call the cyber (and state) police to back trace where these "false" claims of pegging and other stuff are coming from.

The DMs.. are coming... from inside... the house!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (aJQbY)

130 Wasn't there a moron who used the nic, Roland the headless Thompson gunner? Years ago.

Yeah. I assume that's some pop culture reference that I'm not familiar with.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (vTZFs)


It's a song by Warren Zevon.

https://youtu.be/CfLfbpkFoKE

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (ExV1e)

131 Never heard of Roland Martin. I've heard of Rowan & Martin, however. And, it sounds like the Roland Martin also applied the "Sock it to me" approach to entertainment.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske)

132 Hey, give Roland some credit, at least he fought the muzzies in the Pyrenees."

A last stand, that was...
Posted by: man

Thus, yesterday's Custer art.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (77rzZ)

133 So admirals are top generals?
Posted by: This military shit is confusing at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (2Ez/1)


An admiral is a general in either the Navy or Coast Guard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

134 When a spud goes bad, he goes full Roland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (2GVsD)

135 120 Vintage Goldie Hawn was pretty good stuff.

Too flat-chested. As is her daughter.
Posted by: Bulg

But a great ass, per Kurt Russell.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Y8DZL)

136 *And, it sounds like the Roland Martin also applied the "Sock it to me" approach to entertainment.*


Velllly interesting...

Posted by: Short guy in a kraut helmet at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)

137
Holy smokes, he's still alive? I watched him on Saturdays after American Sportsman and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Posted by: Oddbob


But Gadabout Gaddis is dead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 05:00 PM (Cqx++)

138 An admiral is a general in either the Navy or Coast Guard.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

*Ahem*
-- Admiral Rachel Levine

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (77rzZ)

139 But a great ass, per Kurt Russell.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Y8DZL)

But poo-poo comes out of those!

Also, some people put items that don't belong up those...obviously Roland doesn't (and any allegations that he does are libelous lies and he'll sue you if you say them!), but *some* people do. Just nobody named "Roland Martin".

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (2qSHg)

140 *Ahem*
-- Admiral Rachel Levine
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (77rzZ)


That nonsense is just silly and I refuse to acknowledge it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)

141 Sounds like he is trying to get out in front of these allegations...

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)

142 re:138
Or USPHS

Posted by: epador at August 06, 2026 05:05 PM (TRnzq)

143 Goldie Hawn in the bikini in Overboard.(see also Goldie Hawn in a bikini on Laugh sun)

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:06 PM (YwEeS)

144 Our three main weapons are fear, surprise, flattery, and yellow poon.

FOUR main weapons!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM


How many times do I have to tell you, NO YELLOW! ????

I've tried cranking up the pop ups on your phones. You won't like what comes next.

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 06, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

145 Sounds like he is trying to get out in front of these allegations...
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)

. . . and then power through . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM (wVcYX)

146 May his legal victories be swift and plentiful, and this stain upon his reputation unbesmirched.

But mostly let's hope he can remove that stain of astroglide, doodoo, and rectal mucus.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM (88C+u)

147 {Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos}

Sue? Well, that's your legal right, as is the next phase known as "Discovery" where most, if not all of your dirty little secrets regarding this matter get aired, and become part of the court record if you proceed to trial.

In other words, this might not go like you think it's gonna go, Scooter.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:08 PM (O7YUW)

148 I saw Astroglide, Doodoo, and Rectal Mucus open for...

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:08 PM (77rzZ)

149 Don't publish your sexpectades or do it in public and it won't ve a problem down the road

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

150 17 Roland Martin is just another in a long line of... individuals, let's say... who I could happily go the rest of my life without hearing about again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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But only to read of them being imprisoned.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:09 PM (nqf1u)

151 Male TDS is 100% akways gay.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:10 PM (chM/Q)

152 There was a bitch by a rando on Twitter about how in 1964 his grandpa bought a $3,000 Impala.
The measured response was that those were silver dollars back in 1966, valued at $1 = 0.77344 oz.

At today’s market price, that silver dollar would be worth about $48 in purchasing power with today’s dollar.

That new Chevy Impala actually cost your grandpa ~3,000 oz of silver … $186K at today’s exchange rate.


Which makes me ask, how come so many people were able to buy the equivalent cost of a Porsche 911 60 years ago? Was that more or fewer than can afford one today, who would think it is a good investment?
That is two new Range Rover GTs.

Why is this considered a valid counter argument?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:10 PM (rbvCR)

153 138 An admiral is a general in either the Navy or Coast Guard.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

*Ahem*
-- Admiral Rachel Levine
Posted by: Bulg

That nonsense is just silly and I refuse to acknowledge it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

The trans part- yes

The Non-Military Uniformed Services? It at least has some history and an explanation, despite seeming incredibly weird in the surface.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (/y3Vc)

154 How many times do I have to tell you, NO YELLOW! ????

I've tried cranking up the pop ups on your phones. You won't like what comes next.

Posted by: Hunter B.
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Don't call him mellow yellow
quite frankly
Don't call him mellow yellow
Just give him the money, fellow
quite frankly

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (nqf1u)

155 Jason Arday als threatened s=t sue and imprison anyone who repearted the "slanders" that he is a plagiarist.

48 hours later he was forced to prompt ChatGPT to write a resignation letter.

Let's see hw long Martin lasts.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5)

156 I would think the surgeon General could set his own uniform specs.
I would suggest the Plague Doctor's mask and Dealy-bobbers.

And Adidas, of course

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:13 PM (rbvCR)

157 I asked Brave AI: "Yes, Roland Martin's wife, Dr. Jacquie Hood Martin, is an ordained minister. She is also an author, motivational speaker, and the creator of the children’s book series Hannah’s Heart. The couple has been married since 2001"

8^x

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (88C+u)

158 151 Male TDS is 100% akways gay.
Posted by: dagny

I remember Vance was a little TDS for a while...called Trump a Nazi, as I recall? Maybe he was just bi-curious. Or maybe conversion therapy works!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (/y3Vc)

159 He didn't pay $3k for an Impala.

My mom bought a new 1975 Cadillac El Dorodo fir $5k.

She has no idea what he paid. Something far less.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (chM/Q)

160 Hunter didn't want any yellow because Xi's, yellow honey pot took advantage of him and screwed him over good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (nqf1u)

161 "Potato" is mentioned twice in the second paragraph, and yet Brian Stelter isn't mention until Comment #126.

Who are you people? Do I even know you anymore?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)

162 Stage 1: Pretend the rumors don't exist.
Stage 2: Deny the rumors.
Stage 3: Threaten to sue anyone who publishes the rumors (
Stage 4: Cry racism
Stage 5: Cry racism some more.
Stage 6: Resign in shame.
Stage 7. Cut yourself on livestream "for the children."

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:16 PM (Av6i5)

163 At least Roland isn’t banging Stacy Abrams.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

164 Male TDS is 100% akways gay.
Posted by: dagny

I remember Vance was a little TDS for a while...called Trump a Nazi, as I recall? Maybe he was just bi-curious. Or maybe conversion therapy works!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (/y3Vc)

That was then, i didn't think he could beat Hillary. I now know only Trump could beat Hillary. His new yorkness bothered me too. I was wrong. Maybe Vance thought the same. Idk where anybody got nazi from. Seems they need to read more history.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (chM/Q)

165 Oh, Roland;
I'm sorry you got a head like a potato.
I really am.

Posted by: Napolean Murphy Brock, on his lunchhour at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (YVxq2)

166 He didn't pay $3k for an Impala.

My mom bought a new 1975 Cadillac El Dorodo fir $5k.

She has no idea what he paid. Something far less.
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (chM/Q)


Nah, there was a receipt posted with it too. But there, 5K in 1975 was still around 200K in today's money. You can buy a lot of Cadillac to day for that price. And a lot of people bought Cadillacs in 1975. How could they afford it if there is no change in absolute earnings between then and now?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)

167 At least Roland isn’t banging Stacy Abrams.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)


Obviously not, it would have been the other way round.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (ExV1e)

168 Who are you people? Do I even know you anymore?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Calm down. We're too busy talking about boobs to pay any attention to Stelter.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (77rzZ)

169 Have you guys covered this:

I'm reading that Madeleine Carlisle, asst. producer is leaving "60 Minutes".

Who is Carlisle you might ask.

Stephen Colbert’s daughter. Just wow. No bias there.

Bari Weiss has her hands full. In addition to asking any employee "Now what exactly do you do here?", she needs to ask " Now exactly who are you related to?"

Posted by: WisRich at August 06, 2026 05:19 PM (G0vdT)

170 oh great, black conservative perspective is now discussing that Roland Martin's schlong is more like a schmeckel

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:19 PM (88C+u)

171 Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner is a song by Warren Zevon, released in 1978 on the album Excitable Boy. it was also the last song he played live before an audience on the David Letterman Show not long before his death.

https://sniplinks.in/k4W1Q1

I think most Morons would like the line about Patty Hearst.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 05:20 PM (zeRnp)

172 Nah, there was a receipt posted with it too. But there, 5K in 1975 was still around 200K in today's money. You can buy a lot of Cadillac to day for that price. And a lot of people bought Cadillacs in 1975. How could they afford it if there is no change in absolute earnings between then and now?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)


$5,000 in 1972 is equivalent to approximately $39,423 – $39,499 in 2026 based on the standard Consumer Price Index (CPI). This represents a cumulative price increase of roughly 689.98% over the 54-year period, with an average annual inflation rate of about 3.90%.

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Most people didn't keep their money in silver dollars and count on metal valuations increasing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

173 Nah, there was a receipt posted with it too. But there, 5K in 1975 was still around 200K in today's money. You can buy a lot of Cadillac to day for that price. And a lot of people bought Cadillacs in 1975. How could they afford it if there is no change in absolute earnings between then and now?


Idk, she flipped houses. You could assume mortages back then. She'd buy a neighbor's house, paint it, clean it, redo the landscaping all herself, and make $5k in 2 months.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (chM/Q)

174 Ugly people need sex, too.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)

175 156 I would think the surgeon General could set his own uniform specs.
I would suggest the Plague Doctor's mask and Dealy-bobbers.

And Adidas, of course
Posted by: Kindltot

I believe Army General Officers are specifically exempt from Army uniform regulations.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (/y3Vc)

176 Speaking of Tank, she’s considering another run for Georgia Governor.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM (W2Pud)

177 May his legal victories be swift and plentiful, and this stain upon his reputation unbesmirched.

But mostly let's hope he can remove that stain of astroglide, doodoo, and rectal mucus.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM
*****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Ashley Webb at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM (Wt1Rs)

178 So an impala was the equivalent of a slightly used lexus 350. Tons of those on the roads.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (chM/Q)

179 @174/wth: "Ugly people need sex, too."

Beer goggles!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (O7YUW)

180 Speaking of Tank, she’s considering another run for Georgia Governor.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM


Well that grift ain't gonna run itself, now, is it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (kgE5c)

181 Most people didn't keep their money in silver dollars and count on metal valuations increasing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)


hururur

And they don't make Impalas anymore so my argument is invalid. Yeah, valid point.

It is the price of a Lamborqhini Ursus, it is the value of a Nissan-Rogue-short of a Aston Martin. And they sold thousands of Impalas that year. How could that many people afford that size of a cost in 1964 if there has been no shrinkage of purchasing power?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)

182 Oklahoma teen accused of raping two girls walks free.

Unfucking believable
https://tinyurl.com/3bnvn442

Posted by: sidney at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (Uy/WF)

183 Yet another person about whom I have no idea who they are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (xPsv8)

184 174 Ugly people need sex, too.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)

Pron on the interwebs is cheap and plentiful.

Nobody needs an amateur colonoscopy.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (2qSHg)

185 $5k in 1975 is $32k today.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (chM/Q)

186 2026 Lexus LC: $101,700 MSRP

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (rbvCR)

187 Belinda Carlisle >> Madeleine Carlisle

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (88C+u)

188 183 Yet another person about whom I have no idea who they are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
========
Peace comes from that fact because ignorance is bliss.

I feel sorry for the Lord in that he is aware of all the worst of what humanity does all the time.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)

189 Thankful I have no idea who this freak is!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (hzuYO)

190 174 Ugly people need sex, too.
Posted by: wth


That's why God made ugly people -- so that ugly people can have sex with the other ugly people. A self-sufficient ecosystem.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (Av6i5)

191 $3k in 66 is $30,921 today.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (chM/Q)

192 176 Speaking of Tank, she’s considering another run for Georgia Governor.
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That would be in 2030. I think she is still hoping to get her 2 billion buck payout from Biden which has been cancelled.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (E4rtv)

193 I think I can reuse my comment from earlier:

"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)

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I think they get broken when they go left.

Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (JTCB1)

194 hururur

And they don't make Impalas anymore so my argument is invalid. Yeah, valid point.

It is the price of a Lamborqhini Ursus, it is the value of a Nissan-Rogue-short of a Aston Martin. And they sold thousands of Impalas that year. How could that many people afford that size of a cost in 1964 if there has been no shrinkage of purchasing power?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)


Why not convert the price to diamonds? Or NYC penthouses?

The cumulative monetary increase from 1972 until 2026 was roughly 689.98%. Further, cars cost more today because they have more shit in them than was the case in 1972 - you are free to argue that this is a bad idea and I won't dispute that - but saying that an Impala in 1972 is roughly the equivalent of a small home today is ludicrous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

195 Posted by: Duncanthrax

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Calm down.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM


Well, he's not an 'ette, so the probability of that advice being executed upon is high.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (BOgTB)

196 Dan Rowan>Dick Martin >>> Roland Martin

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (wGerL)

197 Ugly people need sex, too.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)

Thank you. Beer helps.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (wVcYX)

198 That video with the black chick yelling was unbearable.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (UjdFS)

199 15 Rowan and Martin >>>>>Roland Martin

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (KC5Lt)

Oof da. Should have read the comments.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (wGerL)

200 Nood. China and the Generals.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (ExV1e)

201 To accuse a respectable man of being pegged by a prostitute is egregious.

OK, but what about when he isn't honorable?

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (kU0PQ)

202 176 Speaking of Tank, she’s considering another run for Georgia Governor.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Quite a step down from United Federation of Planets Chieftess.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (Y8DZL)

203 A 1966 Impala SS396 convertible probably was north of $3k new.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (sl73Y)

204 5k in 1975 is $32k today.
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (chM/Q)


Silver was ~$4.40 so it was 1,136, so it was $54K in todays value of silver

So 2026 CT5, but I am talking about 1965, before the oil squeeze and Carter's Malaise that we inflated out of

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (rbvCR)

205
Oklahoma teen accused of raping two girls walks free.

Unfucking believable
https://tinyurl.com/3bnvn442
Posted by: sidney

=========

wtf?

"prosecutors announced they would not seek to transfer him into the custody or supervision of the Oklahoma Department of Corrections."

WHY?

P.S., I get strong Damien Echols vibes from that guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (mmrXZ)

206 Uh! Uh! Uh
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't want no don't want no don't want no
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man

Posted by: Gillette at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (F1rMs)

207 Is this the no-neck Roland Martin of the ascot? Cast him on a remake show with Will Smith and call it the Fresh, Fresh Prince.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 05:35 PM (iySPJ)

208 84 You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
======
Because bureaucrats recognize and share more values with each other despite whatever nation they work for than do other people. Every government lasting for awhile eventually ends up in a bureacratic trap that destroys it.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)

209 Headline at the US version of DailyMail.com:

"Taylor Swift's cruelest act yet against her closest friend is final proof of what she's become. The stench is
unmistakable"

Savvy AoSHQ readers know what this protends:

Taylor Swift has become a penguin.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)

211 No idea what Taylor did

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (Ia/+0)

212 In the age of AI, the validity of any image or video is questionable. In the age of TikTok and social media, however, the likelihood of someone taking photos and video has been made more likely.

Posting the images and videos is probably a bad idea - see the Hulk Hogan lawsuit a decade ago that killed Gawker. But on the other hand, threatening lawsuits is only going to invoke the Streisand Effect, ensuring it gets out and remains in the news. It also lends credence to the content being real.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 06, 2026 06:12 PM (4h45B)

213 I saw a McClaren in the wild this eve, it sounded expensive as it disappeared

My manhood shrank 3 sizes

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 07:42 PM (jrgJz)

The Budget Is 90% Fraud by Foreign Pirates: A Continuing Series

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Aug 3

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Jaw-dropping fraud report just found that 9.2 million people -- including ILLEGAL ALIENS -- do NOT meet the federal requirements to qualify for the Obamacare Medicaid expansion program...that's nearly HALF of those enrolled

50% FRAUD 🤯

The problems are the worst in CA and NY. IMAGINE THAT.

"The study says New York and California have some of the biggest problems, finding up to 62% of people enrolled in California are not eligible. And the states might not even be incentivized to fix the issue."

"This study says some of those people actually make too much money to qualify for this Medicaid expansion program and others are getting these benefits, even though they're here in the country illegally!"

The entire system has to be gutted! Purge the rolls!


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

4h

🚨 WOW! JD Vance just confirmed it with Stephen Miller at his side: "We have been able to identify $230 BILLION DOLLARS of fraud just since the fraud task force was set up!"

"And that's frankly by conservatively estimating it!" 🤯

"We've been able to stop $56 BILLION in fraudulent payments that would have otherwise gone to fraudsters rather than to the people who need them."

Plus: They're banning H-1B fraudsters:

Partially related: As Qatar, the Muslim Brotherhood, and CAIR buy elections in the US, AOC announces that American Jews have no right to participate in Democrat primaries.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




Comments

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1 Surprising no one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (ExV1e)

2 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (pzTLM)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (ExV1e)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (2YhKe)

5 The combination of the Vance Task Fraud group, deportations, and DOJ action against both voter rolls and all manner of fraud is going to change the landscape of America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (sZHUV)

6 Eh. That's just a rounding error.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (st6oP)

7 The left: No illegals get welfare, its impossible and we don't allow it

Also the left: If you require proof of citizenship for welfare millions of people will literally starve

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

8 My only question is how many times have they done this before?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (viF8m)

Mine is when do they plan to do it again

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (fsIaS)

9 Donkey Chompers eeeyaws. Film at never. Glad I missed her show in Tijuana.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (9c9us)

10 but if we keep one child from going hungry isn't it worth it?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (CWTWj)

11 The Republicans in the Senate were giving in to the parliamentarian who said there weren't enough offsets in the budget. Well folks just zero out all the believed fraud and there's your offset

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (KY+FT)

12 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

I appreciate AIPAC proving it doesn’t belong in the Dem Party and especially our primaries.


I appreciate you proving once again that there is a zero sum competition between bewbs and brains.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)

13 I know a certain riverine company that should be looked closely at for H1Being crooked.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (9c9us)

14 "We've been able to stop $56 BILLION in fraudulent payments that would have otherwise gone to fraudsters rather than to the people who need them."

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This money creates an ecosystem of patronage.

It funds lifestyles.

Those lifestyles then fund supporting systems.

Those supporting systems fund political parties and political action groups both formal and informal (like smaller media outlets).

Combine this with USAID, and you've got the equivalent of about 13 Hollywoods (roughly $8 billion a year in box office receipts) suddenly wiped off the map of American politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (sZHUV)

15 re 7: no human is illegal. so there

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (CWTWj)

16 Now check into gov backed mortgages for illegals and h1bs.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (enNUy)

17 AOC is a whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)

18 Ay yi yi. This is the stuff that makes me insane. If you or I didn’t pay $5 in taxes, they would find us.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

19 Can't we deport Dems and the media (BIRP) too?

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (TezPK)

20 The difference between a slut and a whore is whores get paid.

AOC has been paid quite handsomely for her whoring.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)

21 OK. Have we stopped payments until we can verify the funding is legitimate or are we just pointing at the clean end of the turd on the table?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (3Ope8)

22 The national debt finally makes sense since Nick Shirley and Doge.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (hzuYO)

23 17

Agreed, but not a good one. A good one gives value for the money.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (KspkQ)

24 "Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again.
-- "Casey at the Bat," by Ernest Lawrence Thayer

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

25 Say, how about us with chronically ill and infirm elderly parents and/or spouses with terminal illnesses? Among those retired military and career workers...
Can we get a few bucks to assist?

Huh. Guess not. Boy, did I get played for a sucker.
Tell me again why I should pay taxes, bills, etc.?

Feh

Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (XuXeR)

26
When do the savings start trickling down into the national debt? And I do mean trickle. $230 billion doesn't shock me anymore.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (mmrXZ)

27
Agreed, but not a good one. A good one gives value for the money.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (KspkQ)



I disagree. She's part of the reason the DSA has grown as quickly has it has. I'm sure they're quite fond of her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (2YhKe)

28 re 21: obama judge says you can't, even if the supreme court says you can

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (CWTWj)

29 I try to figure out why it is so hard for the Trump administration to stop funding these programs wrought of fraud.

I end up unconscious with an aneurism and in a pool of my own waste.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 06, 2026 03:30 PM (XdJ05)

30 Medicare For All!

Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed, mohammedan grifter at August 06, 2026 03:30 PM (F1rMs)

31 30 Medicare For All!

Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed, mohammedan grifter at August 06, 2026 03:30 PM (F1rMs)

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"We'll take the frumpy weird chick instead, thanks foreigner."
-white rural Democrats and black urban Democrats, in unison

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (sZHUV)

32 Neville Singham and Alex Soros can transfer billions of dollars to every commie whore in the USA but AIPAC is the problem?

These people won't like where this goes from here.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (KspkQ)

33 >The combination of the Vance Task Fraud group, deportations, and DOJ action against both voter rolls and all manner of fraud is going to change the landscape of America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
----

Okay but not too much
many parts are quite picturesque

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (ZxPkt)

34 We need to bring back public hangings.

Preferably mutiples at once.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (N1DT3)

35 Another interesting point, even with the subsidies, Obamacare is garbage insurance. The deductibles are crazy, the coverage is hot garbage. It’s a true disaster. Thanks, Roberts and McCain!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

36 33 Okay but not too much
many parts are quite picturesque

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (ZxPkt)

=======

MOUNTAINS SHALL BECOME VALLEYS!

VALLEYS SHALL BECOME DESERTS!

DESERTS SHALL BECOME DAIRY QUEENS!

NEW YORK SHALL BECOME TUSCON!

THERE IS NO STOPPING IT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (sZHUV)

37 In other news, over 100 people went before the City Council to stop a mosque being built in the city of McKinney, TX.

The council sat quietly and listened to several citizens of the community express their displeasure on the spread of sharia in the US and Texas.

The council represented in kind and voted unanimously to approve the mosque project to proceed.


Elections have consequences.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (2YhKe)

38 For all the fraud: I blame Congress.

They are contemptible. They know where the money went.

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (ZxPkt)

39 Wake me when somebody gets arrested. When somebody goes to Jail.

If you rob the 7-11 and get away with $700 they go after you hard in most places, steal billions and you get …. Promoted?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (/wHvr)

40 11 The Republicans in the Senate were giving in to the parliamentarian who said there weren't enough offsets in the budget. Well folks just zero out all the believed fraud and there's your offset
Posted by: Smell the Glove

They can start by reducing her salary to zero. Senate did just fine without a Parliamentarian for over half of its existence. Thomas Jefferson wrote the basic rulebook, there is no need for a parliamentarian and in fact, the office if given powers like in reconciliation is an affront to the US Constitution. --See Bowsher v. Synar.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)

41 38 For all the fraud: I blame Congress.

They are contemptible. They know where the money went.

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (ZxPkt)

======

Congress doesn't know shit.

They gave up real oversight decades ago.

We've had the imperial presidency unchecked for a very long time.

This is why the only true prize in American politics anymore is the presidency itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (sZHUV)

42 Neville Singham and Alex Soros can transfer billions of dollars to every commie whore in the USA but AIPAC is the problem?

These people won't like where this goes from here.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (KspkQ)



If only there was a political party in the US that would fight as hard to stop them as the Dems fight to keep them funneling money illegally into political coffers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (2YhKe)

43 27.

I can't help but feel that if my Dad was a better shot with his M14 in Vietnam, some of this would have been nipped in the bud.

Probably best not to dwell on it.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (KspkQ)

44 These people won't like where this goes from here"

I've run into a number of folks also asking why we played by the rules...

Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 03:34 PM (XuXeR)

45
The combination of the Vance Task Fraud group, deportations, and DOJ action against both voter rolls and all manner of fraud is going to change the landscape of America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

Just give us 2026...

Posted by: Fingers crossed at August 06, 2026 03:35 PM (mmrXZ)

46 45
The combination of the Vance Task Fraud group, deportations, and DOJ action against both voter rolls and all manner of fraud is going to change the landscape of America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

Just give us 2026...

Posted by: Fingers crossed at August 06, 2026 03:35 PM (mmrXZ)

=======

Quite literally none of that will stop if Democrats take the House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sZHUV)

47 You know, for all the things that are the fault of THE JOOOOOOOS!!!![1], I notice none of these fraud schemes are run by TEH JOOOS!

Funny that.


[1] Floods, wildfires, low wages, space lasers, hair loss, low birthrate, Woody Allen, etc....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (N1DT3)

48 $38T in debt = $38T in fraud. Taxpayer funded.

I want my fucking money back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (2Cry5)

49
The council represented in kind and voted unanimously to approve the mosque project to proceed.


If they voted against it they'd be cancelled or worse.

If they vote for it they'll still get re-elected and nothing bad will happen to them personally.

People respond to incentives.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

50 This is what happens when you spend 50 years importing barbarian cultures from all over the globe.

They come here and they collaborate with Democrats to steal everything they can get their hands on.

Jesse Kelley

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The Barbarian culture was already here and was progressive politicians. On their own the immigrants would be selling gimcrack items or pickpocketing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (uhVAy)

51 Tits for brains is a nasty antisemite.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (YwEeS)

52 47 You know, for all the things that are the fault of THE JOOOOOOOS!!!![1], I notice none of these fraud schemes are run by TEH JOOOS!

Funny that.


[1] Floods, wildfires, low wages, space lasers, hair loss, low birthrate, Woody Allen, etc....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (N1DT3)

=====

What about Morbius?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sZHUV)

53 We're ripping off the taxpayer left and right, but look at this mom over here who has been taking an extra $24 a month for 8 months. SHE MUST PAY IT BACK IMMEDIATELY PLUS PENALTIES !

The amount of fraud from Medicaid pales in comparison to the amount of grift by the current US president and his family.

everyone should be letting our local reps know that it is time for America to catch up to other countries and implement universal healthcare. No one should have to go into debt and be forced to file bankruptcy over medical debt

WTF even if Medicaid recipient fraud? Someone's doctor said they need health care and they got health care? Oh, the horror! So, let's make people who are unwell jump through hoops instead. How is that any better?

ANYTHING to distract from the Epstein files.

I'd rather pay an extra 20$ in tax a month for everyone to universally get health care then 300$ amonth for private health care that forces me to pay 6,000$ first before they even help

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (/y3Vc)

54 44.

We bulldozed a lot of commies into pits overseas so we wouldn't have to do it here. Now it seems like we should have kept our Grandads here at home.



Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (KspkQ)

55 I'm getting spam calls almost every hour during the day. They've ramped up to spoofing legitimate business numbers, including my local BBQ joint. The one time I did accept the call (but didn't answer), there was a spiel about how records (whose?) show that I'm not enrolled in Medicare or Medicaid. That is patently untrue, so I hung up. That was two months ago, and I've gone from one call a day to suddenly 5-6 calls a day in the past week. Maybe certain populations are panicking that H1B visas are about to be cut off?

Posted by: pookysgirl is getting annoyed at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Wt5PA)

56 I appreciate you proving once again that there is a zero sum competition between bewbs and brains.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)

I don't know. Dolly Parton seems to be pretty bright.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)

57 These people won't like where this goes from here"

I've run into a number of folks also asking why we played by the rules...
Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 03:34 PM (XuXeR)

The GOPe didn't play by the rules either, they just are worse at corruption.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

58 We should have a two year moratorium on federal income taxes.

FedGov doesn't need my money.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (rNQnT)

59
I don't know. Dolly Parton seems to be pretty bright.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)



Jenna Jameson is quite the entrepreneur.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (2YhKe)

60 53 WTF even if Medicaid recipient fraud? Someone's doctor said they need health care and they got health care? Oh, the horror! So, let's make people who are unwell jump through hoops instead. How is that any better?


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (/y3Vc)

=======

"It is literally impossible to lie to Medicaid. You try to form the words, 'I want this money for nothing,' but the words catch in your throat because once you try to take money from the government, you become moral. Except for Trump, he takes money with lies to government."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (sZHUV)

61 "HOLY SMOKES. Jaw-dropping fraud report just found that 9.2 million people -- including ILLEGAL ALIENS -- do NOT meet the federal requirements to qualify for the Obamacare Medicaid expansion program...that's nearly HALF of those enrolled"


You can safely double this number and still be short of the actual number of people committing fraud under the expansion of medicaid from obamacare.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (cpFbA)

62 44.

We bulldozed a lot of commies into pits overseas so we wouldn't have to do it here. Now it seems like we should have kept our Grandads here at home.



Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (KspkQ)

should have shifted to the universities here instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

63 I appreciate you proving once again that there is a zero sum competition between bewbs and brains.
Posted by: Archimedes

I once had a coworker who had huge knockers and was the sexiest woman I've ever known in person besides my wife. She was also very bright.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

64 *cuts self with sharp corners of pop up ads*

I'M DOING THIS FOR MY CHILDREN!

Posted by: washed up commenter at August 06, 2026 03:40 PM (3U3sD)

65 What about Morbius?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sZHUV)

isn't that the horrible movie Hollywood was tricked into releasing twice? They so crafty.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)

66 Jenna Jameson is quite the entrepreneur.
Posted by: Sponge

Ditto Cathy Ireland.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

67 If conservative estimate is $200B the real number is $500B.

Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Bz1XI)

68 It’s no surprise that our debt is $40 trillion. If it wasn’t for fraud and war what would our debt be?

Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (ccX9M)

69 66.

Wish I could.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (KspkQ)

70 I'm getting spam calls almost every hour during the day. They've ramped up to spoofing legitimate business numbers, including my local BBQ joint. The one time I did accept the call (but didn't answer), there was a spiel about how records (whose?) show that I'm not enrolled in Medicare or Medicaid. That is patently untrue, so I hung up. That was two months ago, and I've gone from one call a day to suddenly 5-6 calls a day in the past week. Maybe certain populations are panicking that H1B visas are about to be cut off?
Posted by: pookysgirl is getting annoyed at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Wt5PA)

Ask them to hold, then walk off.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (uhVAy)

71 We bulldozed a lot of commies into pits overseas so we wouldn't have to do it here. Now it seems like we should have kept our Grandads here at home
——-

That was my conclusion decades ago. They should have invaded Berkley and Madison and Ann Arbor and Columbia U. etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:42 PM (/wHvr)

72
In other news, over 100 people went before the City Council to stop a mosque being built in the city of McKinney, TX.

The council sat quietly and listened to several citizens of the community express their displeasure on the spread of sharia in the US and Texas.

The council represented in kind and voted unanimously to approve the mosque project to proceed.


Elections have consequences.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (2YhKe)



Geez. I almost moved to McKinney before getting laid off in the personal catastrophe that forced me to move back to CA just before the China Lung Rot lockdowns.

Missed signing my McKinney apartment lease by 2 days. Boy, did I dodge a bullet or what?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 03:42 PM (y9nCu)

73 "I don't know. I've only killed communists."

Posted by: Quotes From History at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (2YhKe)

74 Without illegal immigration, fraud, and communism our national debt would be $37.50 in nickels from an old Yuban can.

I worked it out.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (KspkQ)

75 They can start by reducing her salary to zero. Senate did just fine without a Parliamentarian for over half of its existence. Thomas Jefferson wrote the basic rulebook, there is no need for a parliamentarian and in fact, the office if given powers like in reconciliation is an affront to the US Constitution. --See Bowsher v. Synar.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)

First of all it should be named "Congressitarian". We don't have a damned Parliament.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

76 One of the problems with Medicare is that you're automatically enrolled at 65. Not that you're a citizen. Not that you are legally able to draw it. Just that you're 65. Whatever "safeguards" are in place, obviously do not work as intended.

There are plenty of illegals who claim to be 65.

Welfare is in worse shape. Obamacare's not far behind.

Pretending to help the downtrodden is costing us our future.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (2Cry5)

77 This is one way to get the blood boiling on a Thursday afternoon...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (FZ29D)

78 A lot time ago: We can balance the budget by cutting fraud and graft

A little while ago: There is literally no fraud whatsoever in federal spending, well, except the DoD.

Current: WTF even if Medicaid recipient fraud? Someone's doctor said they need health care and they got health care? Oh, the horror! So, let's make people who are unwell jump through hoops instead. How is that any better?

Posted by: The left at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

79 Without illegal immigration, fraud, and communism our national debt would be $37.50 in nickels from an old Yuban can.

I worked it out.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (KspkQ)

I checked with an independent source 'Sifty Boones' who confirmed this analysis.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy)

80 White law abiding tax payer citizens might as well tattoo the word sucker on their foreheads.

Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (Bz1XI)

81
Pretending to help the downtrodden is costing us our future.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

=================

It's not exactly helping the downtrodden either.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (mmrXZ)

82 Infuriating.

I have other things also making me angry. Not directly related so I'll withhold for now.

Our birthright was stolen from us.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (OUMaO)

83 It's another Trumpmas miracle!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)

84 The H1B scam has been running since inception. The game was for employers to post job ads with impossible qualifications and then say, "See? No qualified Americans" and then hire the first Patel with a heartbeat.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (H5Io+)

85 "WOW! JD Vance just confirmed it with Stephen Miller at his side: "We have been able to identify $230 BILLION DOLLARS of fraud just since the fraud task force was set up!""

What annoys me about this report is that Elon Musk had already set something up over a year ago with DOGE. If there had been more support for that from the Executive Office, we would have probably known about a lot of this stuff even sooner than we did.

Musk thought he could shave 1-2 TRILLION USD from the Federal budget if the fraud was taken out. Turns out he was right.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 03:46 PM (0CU3H)

86 I was rewatching the Milius series Rome last night.
Forgot all the freaky sex scenes. Makes watching the movie F1 different.

Anywho... the Senate scenes remind me of how fake things are today.
Theater for ugly antiques.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:46 PM (KspkQ)

87 I'm still processing the fact that Democrats for the past decade have called anybody to the right of Stalin 'NAZI!' and now they're campaigning by counting on the "Hate Jews" vote.

They talk about right-wing dog whistles and now I keep hearing words like "Zionist" and "AIPAC" every day of the week.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (6ydKt)

88 White law abiding tax payer citizens might as well tattoo the word sucker on their foreheads.

There are law abiding tax paying suckers of all races. Some of them even comment here.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (2ocoG)

89 AOC is a toxic retard

I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (yz/88)

90 85 What annoys me about this report is that Elon Musk had already set something up over a year ago with DOGE. If there had been more support for that from the Executive Office, we would have probably known about a lot of this stuff even sooner than we did.

Musk thought he could shave 1-2 TRILLION USD from the Federal budget if the fraud was taken out. Turns out he was right.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 03:46 PM (0CU3H)

=======

DOGE personnel got absorbed into other departments to continue the work (Big Balls went to work for SSA, for instance).

The OBBB included over 30 rescission clauses to cut off previously authorized but unspent funding.

GDP has had a drag on it over the past few quarters because government spending is actually negative compared to previous quarters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:48 PM (sZHUV)

91 It is rumored that the Oregon Department of Forestry and the state emergency agency will not be getting money for this year's fire fighting season because the state is not able to account for the money given out for the last 4 years.
Apparently the state has been getting grants which may or may not have been going to fire fighting and risk mitigation.

Speaking of graft

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)

92
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (OUMaO)

==================

Some days are worse than others. Today's headlines do boil the blood.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (mmrXZ)

93 40 11 The Republicans in the Senate were giving in to the parliamentarian who said there weren't enough offsets in the budget. Well folks just zero out all the believed fraud and there's your offset
Posted by: Smell the Glove

They can start by reducing her salary to zero. Senate did just fine without a Parliamentarian for over half of its existence. Thomas Jefferson wrote the basic rulebook, there is no need for a parliamentarian and in fact, the office if given powers like in reconciliation is an affront to the US Constitution. --See Bowsher v. Synar.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)

Elizabeth MacDonough, the Senate Parliamentarian, was appointed by HARRY REID in 2012. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (0CU3H)

94 36 MOUNTAINS SHALL BECOME VALLEYS!

VALLEYS SHALL BECOME DESERTS!

DESERTS SHALL BECOME DAIRY QUEENS!

NEW YORK SHALL BECOME TUSCON!

THERE IS NO STOPPING IT!


what is, was.
what was, will be.
what will be was, but will be again.

Posted by: the eternal wisdom of arnold horshack at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (nEXG7)

95 AOC is a toxic retard

I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage


Her gigantic teeth make her an "absolutely not" regardless of the rest of her.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

96 "WOW! JD Vance just confirmed it with Stephen Miller at his side: "We have been able to identify $230 BILLION DOLLARS of fraud just since the fraud task force was set up!""

What annoys me about this report is that Elon Musk had already set something up over a year ago with DOGE. If there had been more support for that from the Executive Office, we would have probably known about a lot of this stuff even sooner than we did.

Musk thought he could shave 1-2 TRILLION USD from the Federal budget if the fraud was taken out. Turns out he was right.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 03:46 PM (0CU3H)

I think the wheels of DOGEs past have been working under other guises. It takes time to grind through all the information and start making even preliminary cases. Taking away the public focus Elon has let them go undercover. I do find it interesting how the main mechanics of leftist misrule are being strangled out. Even the courts have been forced to back standards that let the executive work more freely.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)

97 71 We bulldozed a lot of commies into pits overseas so we wouldn't have to do it here. Now it seems like we should have kept our Grandads here at home
——-
That was my conclusion decades ago. They should have invaded Berkley and Madison and Ann Arbor and Columbia U. etc.
Posted by: Common Tater

They did come home, and raised their kids to be so soft that they let Leftist culture rot their grandkids' minds and import limitless millions of foreign commie invades into the nation to fundamentally change it as punishment for some perceived original sin.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (/y3Vc)

98 The H1B thing is bullshit. Ok you banned a few companies. Guess what they’ll do? Close up shop and open up under a different name. Just like trucking companies run by foreigners do when they accrue too many violations.

Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Bz1XI)

99
(sigh) Yet another form of pop-up on exit.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Miss Pixy, phone Commander Bond and have him report immediately.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (Y8DZL)

100 AOC is a toxic retard

I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM



I will look at them, should they ever free themselves from the confines of her bra. Other than that, life isn't altering from its current trajectory regardless......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)

101 98 The H1B thing is bullshit. Ok you banned a few companies. Guess what they’ll do? Close up shop and open up under a different name. Just like trucking companies run by foreigners do when they accrue too many violations.

Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Bz1XI)

========

New H1-B issuances are down like 80% since Trump took office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (sZHUV)

102 40 million illegal criminal invaders are a huge part of our national debt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xvV+O)

103 I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (yz/8

That would make two of us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xPsv8)

104 All these illegal aliens (aka foreign nationals) can get their free healthcare, they just need to go back home to the countries where they are citizens, to soak in the warmth of their socialism. We even offer to pay their way home, and give them a cash bonus.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (vbXSk)

105 102 40 million illegal criminal invaders are a huge part of our national debt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xvV+O)

=====

And inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (sZHUV)

106 GDP has had a drag on it over the past few quarters because government spending is actually negative compared to previous quarters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:48 PM (sZHUV)

Government spending should never be called a plus in GDP, unless it blow up a furrin place when needed.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)

107 I battled Apple from "updating" my iPhone for eight months by refusing to agree to their Terms of Service. They finally froze my screen until I hit Continue and now I have all these amazing new features to delete.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (bX16E)

108 I try to figure out why it is so hard for the Trump administration to stop funding these programs wrought of fraud.

Because Congress funded them.

Every single time you ask the question, "Why hasn't Trump stopped X?" The answer is because Congress set it up that way and funded it. Every single time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)

109 Kathy Ireland never did nude photos, which makes her quite different than Jenna Jameson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (xPsv8)

110 Partially related: As Qatar, the Muslim Brotherhood, and CAIR buy elections in the US, AOC announces that American Jews have no right to participate in Democrat primaries.



We’ll still vote overwhelmingly Democrat though. Cuz Republicans want to create a Christian theocracy and kill gays. NYT says so and they’d never lie.

Posted by: Jewish Voters at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Bz1XI)

111 "🚨 WOW! JD Vance just confirmed it with Stephen Miller at his side: "We have been able to identify $230 BILLION DOLLARS of fraud just since the fraud task force was set up!""

Deficit money, so it don't count.

Posted by: Sadonicus at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (zFsEm)

112 106 GDP has had a drag on it over the past few quarters because government spending is actually negative compared to previous quarters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:48 PM (sZHUV)

Government spending should never be called a plus in GDP, unless it blow up a furrin place when needed.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)

====

I agree completely.

But, it is a thing anyway despite our erudite objections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (sZHUV)

113
It’s no surprise that our debt is $40 trillion. If it wasn’t for fraud and war what would our debt be?
Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (ccX9M)



At least war is an enumerated and prescribed Constitutional function of our form of government.

Sure, there's a shit-ton of waste and fraud in our weapons procurement. But if you've ever seen an A-10 go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! the proper reaction is to exclaim "THIS is how you waste taxpayer dollars!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (y9nCu)

114 I will look at them, should they ever free themselves from the confines of her bra. Other than that, life isn't altering from its current trajectory regardless......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)

What’re the chances she’s on onlyfans eventually?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (yz/88)

115 >>>Now check into gov backed mortgages for illegals and h1bs.
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Bank of America (ironic, no?) started giving mortgages and other loans to illegals years ago.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (3ImbR)

116 Current: WTF even if Medicaid recipient fraud? Someone's doctor said they need health care and they got health care? Oh, the horror! So, let's make people who are unwell jump through hoops instead. How is that any better?
Posted by: The left at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)


Honest people have to jump through ridiculous hoops to access government assistance. In fact, it's looking like it's easier to obtain assistance if you are defrauding the system and far more difficult if you have a legitimate claim.

Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (OlzlW)

117 I can barely remember it but I do recall a 6oz bottle of coke cost five cents. What has happened to our country besides handing out free money to bums?

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (fV9m3)

118 The H1B thing is bullshit. Ok you banned a few companies. Guess what they’ll do? Close up shop and open up under a different name. Just like trucking companies run by foreigners do when they accrue too many violations.

Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Bz1XI)

the huge tech companies can't just rename themselves, LOL. They are the big offenders.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (uhVAy)

119 The one time I did accept the call (but didn't answer), there was a spiel about how records (whose?) show that I'm not enrolled in Medicare or Medicaid. That is patently untrue, so I hung up. That was two months ago, and I've gone from one call a day to suddenly 5-6 calls a day in the past week. Maybe certain populations are panicking that H1B visas are about to be cut off?
Posted by: pookysgirl is getting annoyed at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Wt5PA)
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Yeah, that's really ramped up this year thanks to AI-bots calling me.

I have my phone set to always silent. Any legitimate callers can leave a voicemail. Everyone else gets deleted and marked as spam.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (FZ29D)

120 What was the line from the architect of Obamacare? "We're relying on the ignorance of the American public to not notice the math doesn't add up."

Something like that. Very brazen. Entirely cynical and arrogant. And -- sadly -- right.

Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (Ve/HL)

121 AOC is a toxic retard

I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage

Her gigantic teeth make her an "absolutely not" regardless of the rest of her.
Posted by: Ian S.

She's got great dimples, though, when she chooses to smile.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

122 The RINOs know that there is this level of fraud. But they could GAF, because it is not their money, and they just might be able to get in on the grift.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)

123 120 What was the line from the architect of Obamacare? "We're relying on the ignorance of the American public to not notice the math doesn't add up."

Something like that. Very brazen. Entirely cynical and arrogant. And -- sadly -- right.

Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (Ve/HL)

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And shortly after the ACA passed, Democrats fully abandoned the idea of secure borders.

Complete coincidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (sZHUV)

124 I would really like to know how it is that virtually every single gas station and convenience store is owned by Indians and middle easterners. Every single one.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (3ImbR)

125 By conservative estimate, I’ve killed 100 plus popup ads today. Doing yeoman’s work!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (yz/88)

126 Illegals are getting a free ride thanks to the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

127 105 102 40 million illegal criminal invaders are a huge part of our national debt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xvV+O)

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And inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


And housing. And medical availability. And employment. And...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (OUMaO)

128 >>AOC is a toxic retard

>>I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage

She's one of the most powerful Democrats in Congress now. That's not an exaggeration. All of the energy on the left is with the socialists.

She's dumber than hammered dog shit but she's seriously being talked about as a possible contender for the Dem nomination in 2028.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

129
What’re the chances she’s on onlyfans eventually?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM



With commies on the rise, I'm afraid she'll never resort to that.

I'm still waiting for SE Cupp's career to spiral as she's become completely useless, but alas, they never seem to go broke.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)

130 Ay yi yi. This is the stuff that makes me insane. If you or I didn’t pay $5 in taxes, they would find us.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)


The cut-off for the Oregon Department of Revenue is $25 but I don't know what it is for the IRS.
The Oregon Department of Revenue won't pay out less than $25 either, so if you overpay, try to do it for at least $50

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)

131
She's got great dimples, though, when she chooses to smile.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)



can't get past the donkey chompers......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)

132 She's dumber than hammered dog shit but she's seriously being talked about as a possible contender for the Dem nomination in 2028.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

Just in time to hit the wall. LOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (uhVAy)

133 127 And housing. And medical availability. And employment. And...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (OUMaO)

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If the deportation machine can keep going (bare minimum 1.5 million forced deportations and likely at least 4.5 million self-deportations), the housing shorting is going to become such a housing glut that the newest issue of the day is going to be a bailout for homeowners because they'll have lost so much paper value.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (sZHUV)

134 One of the problems with Medicare is that you're automatically enrolled at 65.

You are only automatically enrolled if you are taking social security. Otherwise you have to enroll yourself.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (ExV1e)

135 I'm still waiting for SE Cupp's career to spiral as she's become completely useless, but alas, they never seem to go broke.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)

The Cupp sizes? Hehe

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (yz/88)

136 That was two months ago, and I've gone from one call a day to suddenly 5-6 calls a day in the past week.

The scammers rotate through lists of numbers to autodial. I was getting the 5+/days calls a couple of months ago and then it tapered off. I just don't answer any call if it's not from someone in my contacts list. Blocking the calling number is useless because it's fake. If the call is real and important (spoiler: it never is) they can leave a message.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (vTZFs)

137 I got insurance on the private market for many years. I foolishly was honest when asked if I qualify for Obamacare subsidies. Because it’s a yes/no question basically. There’s no verification no documentation needed. Much like asking if you’re a citizen to register to vote. Honor system. I also foolishly assumed that there.would be some audit of sorts.

God what a fucking idiot I was.

Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Bz1XI)

138 I'm still waiting for SE Cupp's career to spiral as she's become completely useless, but alas, they never seem to go broke.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)

She has a career?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)

139 I never thought I'd accept the day when being a honest man is, not only, the exception to the rule, but a badge of naivety.

This is patently ridiculous.

I see the comments on this site which convince me that I am not the only one feeling this way. It's nice to know that there are still people out there that understand the concept of integrity. "Integrity", however, is not supposed to kick you in the teeth.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)

140 She's dumber than hammered dog shit but she's seriously being talked about as a possible contender for the Dem nomination in 2028.
Posted by: JackStraw
___________

The wingnuts have passed her by. Way too moderate in their opinion.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (XvL8K)

141 Kathy Ireland never did nude photos, which makes her quite different than Jenna Jameson.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And much better. Plus, she has been married to the same man for a long time, has children, and is very pro-life, having (unsuccessfully, unfortunately) led a fight against pro-abortion laws in California.

She is living proof that a beautiful woman can also be intelligent and morally upright.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)

142 She's dumber than hammered dog shit but she's seriously being talked about as a possible contender for the Dem nomination in 2028.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

Hammered dog shit? And we know this... how?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (hfIju)

143 >108 I try to figure out why it is so hard for the Trump administration to stop funding these programs wrought of fraud.

>>Because Congress funded them.

>>Every single time you ask the question, "Why hasn't Trump stopped X?" The answer is because Congress set it up that way and funded it. Every single time.

I recall there is also the issue that when Trump defunds a program, the courts rule that funding be restored. It seems that has happened with NPR funding and PP funding. I do not know how those situations shook out.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)

Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (OlzlW)

144 If the deportation machine can keep going (bare minimum 1.5 million forced deportations and likely at least 4.5 million self-deportations), the housing shorting is going to become such a housing glut that the newest issue of the day is going to be a bailout for homeowners because they'll have lost so much paper value.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


And they can get fucked, because "number-go-up-ism" is one of the base corruptions that turned this nation into a toxic sludge of bullshit.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (OUMaO)

145
She has a career?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)



CNN still puts her on TV and pays her, so yeah.......ish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (2YhKe)

146 >>>hammered dog shit
~~~~~

Seems very unusual and oddly specific.

Must be a RI thing. Like coffee milk.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (3ImbR)

147 89 AOC is a toxic retard

I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

We'll always have Paris Boston, and her epic college video dancing on a rooftop, jiggling, and most importantly, not speaking at all. https://tinyurl.com/3xvd3x4j

This video has JUST the AOC dancing parts...and different music to avoid copyright (and be more epic)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (/y3Vc)

148 without all this fraud, how the hell am i supposed to by diesel fuel?

Posted by: african ambulance driver #1411411 at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (SExz7)

149 140 She's dumber than hammered dog shit but she's seriously being talked about as a possible contender for the Dem nomination in 2028.
Posted by: JackStraw
___________

The wingnuts have passed her by. Way too moderate in their opinion.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (XvL8K)

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She is the only progressive politician with a national profile who's not Bernie. For 2028, she is the progressive candidate.

However, she has to balance a sure loss against Kamala in the presidential primary with a potential win against Schumer in the senate primary where she can become Senate important instead of House important. Hell, it might improve her chances of running for president in 2032 if she does it from a Senate seat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (sZHUV)

150
Hammered dog shit? And we know this... how?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (hfIju)




Tis an expression that transcends generations, that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)

151 Another interesting point, even with the subsidies, Obamacare is garbage insurance. The deductibles are crazy, the coverage is hot garbage. It’s a true disaster. Thanks, Roberts and McCain!

I remember when the media would trot out some old fart who was dying of whatever and they would scream and cry about being bankrupted from being sick and the government should do something damn HMO blah blah blah.

So now they will still die broke and bankrupt and owing money to Obongo Care

Posted by: Free! It's Free at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (F1rMs)

152 >>Must be a RI thing. Like coffee milk.

You're just jealous of our yummy coffee milk ice cream.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)

153 She has a career?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)


CNN still puts her on TV and pays her, so yeah.......ish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (2YhKe)

This comment section probably has more views than CNN.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy)

154 144 And they can get fucked, because "number-go-up-ism" is one of the base corruptions that turned this nation into a toxic sludge of bullshit.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (OUMaO)

========

I'd gladly watch my house value plummet if it meant the country's future was secured.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (sZHUV)

155 Yeah but I'm dyslexic.

Posted by: Nav Gewsom at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

156 Hammered dog shit? And we know this... how?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Are you implying the existence of intelligent hammered dog shit? It’s not that smart when it’s sober.

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (36bTp)

157 We'll always have Paris Boston, and her epic college video dancing on a rooftop, jiggling, and most importantly, not speaking at all. https://tinyurl.com/3xvd3x4j

This video has JUST the AOC dancing parts...and different music to avoid copyright (and be more epic)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (/y3Vc)



That settles it. She's as fake as those tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (2YhKe)

158 The cut-off for the Oregon Department of Revenue is $25 but I don't know what it is for the IRS.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)

They started sending me increasingly harshly-worded letters over $48 once, so presumably less than that.

I still don't think I owed it, but I paid it when the threats lreached the "we will seize your property" level.

It would have cost more than $48 to fight it, even if I did all the work myself, so...

I'm still pissed about it, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (IG3/x)

159 The H1B thing is bullshit. Ok you banned a few companies. Guess what they’ll do? Close up shop and open up under a different name. Just like trucking companies run by foreigners do when they accrue too many violations.

Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Bz1XI)

Our system is not made for 15 people of the same name living at the same address.

"Oh, so you're Carlos Gomez, but your father was also Carlos Gomez, as was your grandfather. And you all live at 123 Main St?"

"Si."

Posted by: pookysgirl, one hundred percent American at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (Wt5PA)

160 I'm still processing the fact that Democrats for the past decade have called anybody to the right of Stalin 'NAZI!' and now they're campaigning by counting on the "Hate Jews" vote.

They talk about right-wing dog whistles and now I keep hearing words like "Zionist" and "AIPAC" every day of the week.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (6ydKt)

The left doesn't care about logic or consitency.

You're a Nazi for wanting Israel to be able to prevent its own demise.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (N1DT3)

161
I will look at them, should they ever free themselves from the confines of her bra. Other than that, life isn't altering from its current trajectory regardless......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)

What’re the chances she’s on onlyfans eventually?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (yz/8



She used to be a New Yawk bartender.... OF COURSE she made freaky sex tapes. I'm just surprised that someone hasn't leaked their copy of the video of her slurping up a couple of guys' horse cocks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu)

162 95 AOC is a toxic retard

I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage


Her gigantic teeth make her an "absolutely not" regardless of the rest of her.
Posted by: Ian S.

So...you're saying she's a two-holer?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (/y3Vc)

163 States love it when Feds are frauded for in state spending. Helps the economy...yo!

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (Wt1Rs)

164 We have homegrown pirates:
---------------------------

A Los Angeles homeless nonprofit CEO earned more than $1.6 million in salary, bonuses and vacation payouts — despite living thousands of miles away in Hawaii.

Carol Adelkoff, from 1736 Family Crisis Center, was the highest paid homeless executive in Los Angeles after earning the whopping figure over the last two years.

She collected $907,923 in 2023 and another $742,181 in 2024, compensation that dwarfed the pay of leaders running much larger homeless service organizations across LA County, the LA Times reports.

Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)

165
She used to be a New Yawk bartender.... OF COURSE she made freaky sex tapes. I'm just surprised that someone hasn't leaked their copy of the video of her slurping up a couple of guys' horse cocks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu)



It has been reported here and pummeled into my brain that she was NOT a bartender, only a cocktail waitress.......FWIW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (2YhKe)

166
She's got great dimples, though, when she chooses to smile.
Posted by: Bulg

In my case, there is absolutely no defense against that super power.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (Y8DZL)

167 Thanks B.O. !

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (UjdFS)

168 > That settles it. She's as fake as those tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (2YhKe)

She's starting to get the abuela look to her, as well.

IMO, she'll be kinda scary in ten years. Maybe five.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (IG3/x)

169 SE Cupp singlehandedly keeps an entire makeup warehouse in business and still manages to make my johnson sad.

I have no idea what anyone sees in that sack of crazy.


Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:02 PM (0PCyC)

170 The Budget Is 90% Fraud by Foreign Pirates: A Continuing Series

It's only 90% because you gotta leave 10% for the Big Guy.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 04:02 PM (e1mwr)

171 11 The Republicans in the Senate were giving in to the parliamentarian who said there weren't enough offsets in the budget. Well folks just zero out all the believed fraud and there's your offset
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (KY+FT)


Stop giving money to the states, and they won't be able to maladminister it.

Don't replace block grants with Federally administered programs; we've already been there and done that, and know FedGov is terrible at doing things. That's why the block grants were put in place, but now we know that many states are as bad or worse.

Just zero them out. Let the states fund their own social welfare fraud programs, if they want them, and leave the residents of other states in peace.

Posted by: SciVo at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)

172 >>> Ditto Cathy Ireland.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

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That's "Kathy"! Thank you very much.

Please do not besmirch the honor my college girlfriend by misspelling her name. Her along with Elle and Rachel!

Posted by: In my dreams at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (QFchU)

173 151 Another interesting point, even with the subsidies, Obamacare is garbage insurance. The deductibles are crazy, the coverage is hot garbage. It’s a true disaster. Thanks, Roberts and McCain!



The subsides also cover deductibles and copays. It’s essentially welfare disguised as “insurance”.

The coverage is no worse with the subsidies vs paying full freight. All Obamacare does is pay a portion of the cost for for “the poor”. But whether you pay $50 or $1000 a month the policy is the same and covers the same thing. Those polices are pretty much the same thing you get with an employer.

I went in and out of self employment. My insurance was more or less the same when I had it via an employer or bought myself. The only difference was price and who paid for it.

Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Bz1XI)

174 Are you implying the existence of intelligent hammered dog shit? It’s not that smart when it’s sober.
Posted by: Kratwurst at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (36bTp)
~~~~~

I was thinking more of JackStraw smashing a pile of dog shit with a hammer and screaming, "You think you're so smart!"

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (3ImbR)

175 (Overheard from Jack Straw's neighbors)

"What's he doing?"

"Not sure. I think he has a hammer, and he's standing behind his dog. He's not going to hit his dog, is he?"

"Keep watching, and get my I-Phone. We need to record this. I like that dog."

"What the hell?"

"Is he..."

"Yeah, looks like it. Brutus took a dump, and he's hitting it with a hammer. That seems kind of...."

"Dumb."

(we now return to our regularly scheduled programming)

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (dIske)

176 A Los Angeles homeless nonprofit CEO earned more than $1.6 million in salary, bonuses and vacation payouts — despite living thousands of miles away in Hawaii.

Carol Adelkoff, from 1736 Family Crisis Center, was the highest paid homeless executive in Los Angeles after earning the whopping figure over the last two years.

She collected $907,923 in 2023 and another $742,181 in 2024, compensation that dwarfed the pay of leaders running much larger homeless service organizations across LA County, the LA Times reports.

Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)


No one in government cares. It isn't their money being given away and it's their job to send the money to whoever fills out the form. So they do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)

177 In 20 years, AOC will be grinding corn on a flat rock while her spawn sell Chicklets next to the pedestrian bridge.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (0PCyC)

178 SE Cupp. Kat Timpf. Steel cage.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

179 "HOLY SMOKES. Jaw-dropping fraud report just found that 9.2 million people — including ILLEGAL ALIENS — do NOT meet the federal requirements to qualify for the Obamacare Medicaid expansion program...that's nearly HALF of those enrolled"

9.2 million people. The whole state of Colorado has only 6.1 million people. Something tells me that this is only the tip of the iceberg. I am going into the camp of a moratorium of on all immigration for a period of time until this can be sorted out.

Posted by: Cheri at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (oiNtH)

180 Just wait until never when The Department of War gets audited for fraud.

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Wt1Rs)

181 This video has JUST the AOC dancing parts...and different music to avoid copyright (and be more epic)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (/y3Vc)

I've seen the clips but you can toss a plushie at random at any university even these days and boink a coed on the noggin that is prettier. Back in time that proportion was even larger. Heck even 2 of my sisters are prettier.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy)

182 I might be at 50 ads swatted, 1 for every comment

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)

183
I'm still waiting for SE Cupp's career to spiral as she's become completely useless, but alas, they never seem to go broke.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)



With her chin being larger than her ginormous gazongas, it's gonna be awhile.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (y9nCu)

184 Please do not besmirch the honor my college girlfriend by misspelling her name. Her along with Elle and Rachel!

I see that you recall that Paulina was mine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (ExV1e)

185 No one in government cares. It isn't their money being given away and it's their job to send the money to whoever fills out the form. So they do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)

They care, since they get a cut.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy)

186 >>> SE Cupp. Kat Timpf. Steel cage.

Some assembly required.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

=====

Oversize fashion glasses or no?

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:06 PM (QFchU)

187 She's going to have to get busy if she wants to have ANY spawn.

She's 36 and even Latin genes will only take you so far down that road.


She'll have to dump that pudgy, Birkenstock-wearing manlet she claims to be her boyfriend, though. That guy looks like he has more estrogen than she does.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x)

188 Newsom once read Tolkien. He thought he was reading the Odyssey.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (iySPJ)

189 You were working as a waitress in a cocktail
When I met you

Posted by: Saikat Chakrabarti at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (viF8m)

190 > Oversize fashion glasses or no?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:06 PM (QFchU)

And nothing else.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x)

191 Just wait until never when The Department of War gets audited for fraud.
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Wt1Rs)

its traditional to just find a fort and have the fraudsters attack it, bravely, and get a posthumous medal.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy)

192
I would really like to know how it is that virtually every single gas station and convenience store is owned by Indians and middle easterners. Every single one.
Posted by: IrishEi?!


No joke!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (Cqx++)

193 169 SE Cupp singlehandedly keeps an entire makeup warehouse in business and still manages to make my johnson sad.

I have no idea what anyone sees in that sack of crazy.

Posted by: sifty boones

That reminds me: I was looking at the Facebook events calendar of upcoming local events, and there's some speaking think with Kat Timpf coming up here in Hawaii. Talk about past your prime, makeup, and who would go to that?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (/y3Vc)

194 Newsom once read Tolkien. He thought he was reading the Odyssey.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (iySPJ)

Both have some boats.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

195 Hahahaha! Walked right into that one, Straw. This will take many, many moons to overcome!

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (3ImbR)

196 >It has been reported here and pummeled into my brain that she was NOT a bartender, only a cocktail waitress.......FWIW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (2YhKe)

It's clear she's not bright enough to make change on a ten dollar cocktail from twenty dollar bill.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (GTqXr)

197 187. Reminds me of an old joke.

What do you call a 19yo Mexican girl without kids?

Barren.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (0PCyC)

198 SE Cupp singlehandedly keeps an entire makeup warehouse in business and still manages to make my johnson sad.

I have no idea what anyone sees in that sack of crazy.

Posted by: sifty boones

Bad tranny job. Trust your gaydar, young man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (dK+Kv)

199 Honest people have to jump through ridiculous hoops to access government assistance. In fact, it's looking like it's easier to obtain assistance if you are defrauding the system and far more difficult if you have a legitimate claim.
Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (OlzlW)


It is easier if you know what forms to fill out how, and of course there is also that element of kick-backs easing the process.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (rbvCR)

200 Please do not besmirch the honor my college girlfriend by misspelling her name. Her along with Elle and Rachel!
Posted by: In my dreams

Yeah, Roxanne, Destiny, and Fever are all getting steamed up in Canada about all the disrespect!

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (Y8DZL)

201 "During the state work period" - ????
--------------------------------
Senator Mitch McConnell, 84, has returned home since he was hospitalized after a bad fall over 50 days ago.

McConnell wrote in a statement that he was 'discharged' from his rehabilitation center today to 'continue my recovery at home.'

He thanked his wife, Elaine, and the 'excellent' doctors, nurses and therapists who helped him at the hospital.

'On the advice of my doctors, I'll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period,' he added.

Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)

202 I would really like to know how it is that virtually every single gas station and convenience store is owned by Indians and middle easterners. Every single one.
Posted by: IrishEi?!

No joke!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (Cqx++)

If they could sell shots of whiskey, they'd all be Irish.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)

203 >>> Please do not besmirch the honor my college girlfriend by misspelling her name. Her along with Elle and Rachel!

I see that you recall that Paulina was mine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (ExV1e)

=====

If Ric can nab her, than anyone can, right?

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (QFchU)

204 > Saikat Chakrabarti

Chak Chak

Chak Chack Chak

Chakrabarti!

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine band at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (IG3/x)

205 193. Kit Mercer > Kat Timpf.

One has higher mileage but you know what you're getting.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (0PCyC)

206 Newsom once read Tolkien. He thought he was reading the Odyssey.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
......

Gav can read? He said he didn't do well in school.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

207 "During the state work period" - ????

The August recess... when he's supposed to be in Kentucky.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (ExV1e)

208
she has to balance a sure loss against Kamala in the presidential primary with a potential win against Schumer in the senate primary

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

=================

Have you seen Evan Barker talking about AOC? She says AOC is actually cautious in her views and her career and probably won't challenge Schumer.

I get this sense that 2028 is a now-or-never year for AOC. If she doesn't run for something bigger in 2028, she'll get stuck where she is forever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

209 >187 She's going to have to get busy if she wants to have ANY spawn.

She's 36 and even Latin genes will only take you so far down that road.
--

Come to me.

Posted by: The Wall at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (GTqXr)

210 'On the advice of my doctors, I'll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period,' he added.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)

OK, which one of you is this guy's doctor?

Intensive physical therapy after a 50 day hospital stay. Gonna kill him.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)

211 > 'On the advice of my doctors, I'll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period,' he added.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)

Just don't borrow Harry Reid's old gym equipment.

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine band at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (IG3/x)

212 Have you seen Evan Barker talking about AOC? She says AOC is actually cautious in her views and her career and probably won't challenge Schumer.

I get this sense that 2028 is a now-or-never year for AOC. If she doesn't run for something bigger in 2028, she'll get stuck where she is forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

Not a bad gig if you can get it. Look at Maxene Waters, she's been running that scam for 120 years now.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (uhVAy)

213 Tis an expression that transcends generations, that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I think Shakespeare coined the phrase in Hamlet. "Neither a borrower nor a lender be if to avoid being dumb as hammered dog shit ye be."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

214 Surprised some years ago even in middle of nowhere iupstate Pa Dunkin Donuts had Indians working.

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Ia/+0)

215 ...you can toss a plushie at random at any university even these days and boink a coed on the noggin that is prettier. Back in time that proportion was even larger. Heck even 2 of my sisters are prettier.
Posted by: Oldcat

Important caveat: Boinking random college thots on the head can get you in legal hot water.

Also...either of your hot sisters available? Pics?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (/y3Vc)

216 >>>I would really like to know how it is that virtually every single gas station and convenience store is owned by Indians and middle easterners. Every single one.
Posted by: IrishEi?!

>They're oily and greasy and haven't bathed for two weeks. It just works for them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (iySPJ)

217 You're just jealous of our yummy coffee milk ice cream.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)


Is coffee milk coffee with milk in it, or is it coffee with steamed milk in it?

Alternately is it Nescafe stirred into boiled milk? Because that is how I learned to drink coffee

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (rbvCR)

218 Newsom once read Tolkien. He thought he was reading the Odyssey.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
......

Gav can read? He said he didn't do well in school.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

He read Lotniek. Dyslexia. Or is he the stutterer?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)

219 191 Just wait until never when The Department of War gets audited for fraud.
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Wt1Rs)

its traditional to just find a fort and have the fraudsters attack it, bravely, and get a posthumous medal.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy)

I was a new LT...I had done a summer of auditing with PWC, so I got sent to audit the shutdown of a contract b/c a MAJOR defense contractor wanted money we didn't have for the shutdown. I walked into the meeting with a contract officer (civilian) where they were gonna explain why they needed the money. I asked one question on the 2nd slide. They were speechless and couldn't answer. They shut the meeting down and said they'd resend their contract close request. I saved a couple million dollars of the American taxpayer that day in 5 minutes. All b/c I asked the question - I see the money there, but what did you spend it on b/c that doesn't say you spent it on anything...turns out, they didn't spend it...or weren't willing to say where it was spent...I was onsite less than one hour, and then not brought it again...or I probably could have saved a whole lot more money...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)

220
Not a bad gig if you can get it. Look at Maxene Waters, she's been running that scam for 120 years now.
Posted by: Oldcat

===============

I've often compared her to Maxine Waters, Charlie Rangel, a few of them. That's how I picture her career.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (mmrXZ)

221 McConnell wrote in a statement that he was 'discharged' from his rehabilitation center today to 'continue my recovery at home.'

Lol

Posted by: Joe Biden's autopen at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (/y3Vc)

222 Waters is the only known woman in history who is uglier than Helen Thomas.

Helen Thomas was like the anti-Helen of Troy. You'd scuttle a thousand ships just to avoid contact with her.

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine band at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (IG3/x)

223 208 Have you seen Evan Barker talking about AOC? She says AOC is actually cautious in her views and her career and probably won't challenge Schumer.

I get this sense that 2028 is a now-or-never year for AOC. If she doesn't run for something bigger in 2028, she'll get stuck where she is forever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

========

Well, what does she do after she loses to Kamala in the presidential primary? Go back to her House seat and wait some more?

Her only hope would be Kamala picking her for VP, which is possible but I wouldn't count on it. Kamala will either go black girl magic with Crockett or try to "balance the ticket" with someone like Kelly from AZ.

If Kamala wins in 2028, AOC could hope for an AG spot or something, but that's putting her future in someone else's hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (YuLJ9)

224
I at least think Mitch aught to show up in a Captain Pike "beep" chair with the yes/no/maybe lights wired up.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

225 OK, which one of you is this guy's doctor?

Intensive physical therapy after a 50 day hospital stay. Gonna kill him.
Posted by: Oldcat

It worked for me!

Posted by: Zombie RBG at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (/y3Vc)

226 Also...either of your hot sisters available? Pics?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (/y3Vc)

One has passed, used to be the spitting image of Susan Dey from the Partridge Family. My mom looked just like Queen Elizabeth when she was young.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

227 224.

The McConnell and the Hare is my favorite fable.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (0PCyC)

228 Have you seen Evan Barker talking about AOC? She says AOC is actually cautious in her views and her career and probably won't challenge Schumer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

Is that dude high? Green nude eel, OG Squadscrunt, DSA?

Might not challenge Schumer, but she is out front of the leftist march.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)

229 Is Mitch going home to Kentucky or Taiwan?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (KY+FT)

230 "I don't know. I've only killed communists."
Posted by: Quotes From History
-------------

Time to roll out the 'One Lonely Night' quote (again, I haven't done it in months) ;

“I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (XeU6L)

231 everyone should be letting our local reps know that it is time for America to catch up to other countries and implement universal healthcare. No one should have to go into debt and be forced to file bankruptcy over medical debt

At least they can file bankruptcy. If the feds managed our healthcare it'd be like student loans - you accrue debt and you can't bankrupt it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (vJrRc)

232 >>> didn't spend it...or weren't willing to say where it was spent...I was onsite less than one hour, and then not brought it again...or I probably could have saved a whole lot more money...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)

======

Yep. You were obviously doing it wrong. /s

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (QFchU)

233 >>Hahahaha! Walked right into that one, Straw. This will take many, many moons to overcome!

I had a coach in high school that had a lengthy list of ways of calling us stupid when we made a mistake. He was a motivational genius.

Dumber than hammered dog shit was one that made me laugh out loud. I ran a lot of laps.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)

234 223 208 Have you seen Evan Barker talking about AOC? She says AOC is actually cautious in her views and her career and probably won't challenge Schumer.


She was sure quick to endorse our new muslim overlords for office...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (FtULh)

235 228 Is that dude high? Green nude eel, OG Squadscrunt, DSA?

Might not challenge Schumer, but she is out front of the leftist march.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)

=======

She's a tool of the establishment.

She says stupid shit for fundraising and then votes as told. She drives nothing herself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (sZHUV)

236 You lie indeed

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (fsIaS)

237 I still don't think I owed it, but I paid it when the threats lreached the "we will seize your property" level.

It would have cost more than $48 to fight it, even if I did all the work myself, so...

I'm still pissed about it, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (IG3/x)


For 48 bucks they will put a lien on your property, and garnish it out of your wages, bank account or stock accounts, and charge you fees and interest until it is paid in full. They can also nab it out of your state refund.

At least that was the protocol 6 years ago when I was in tune with that part of the world.
The IRS has lots of paperwork they have to go through to seize property

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:17 PM (rbvCR)

238 And hospitals offer no interest payment plans, so it's not like anyone is being driven into the arms of loansharks and procurers to pay.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 04:17 PM (vJrRc)

239 McConnell wrote in a statement that he was 'discharged' from his rehabilitation center today to 'continue my recovery at home.'
......

Does his home have a stair lift and 4-inch foam floors?

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

240 Any of you other 29-year-olds remember Usenet?

I recall there was a newsgroup named alt.great.ass.paulina

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x)

241 'Twas Gravity killed the turtle.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (0PCyC)

242 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (T7fic)

243 Might not challenge Schumer, but she is out front of the leftist march.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)

So is the big red flag but it doesn't decide anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

244 hobo ass is the best tasting ass
Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (T7fic)


Gonna have to report you for wrongthink.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

245 As soon as I'm up and about, I'll go get some workouts in with the Ranger guys at Fort Moore, GA.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 06, 2026 04:19 PM (wVcYX)

246 Only other time I heard the expression "hammered dog shit" was in welding class, which is why I was made a pipefitter instead. Alas.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (3ImbR)

247 Any of you other 29-year-olds remember Usenet?

I recall there was a newsgroup named alt.great.ass.paulina
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x)

my fave was alt.westley-crusher.kill.kill.kill.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)

248 207 "During the state work period" - ????

The August recess... when he's supposed to be in Kentucky.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (ExV1e)
---------
I bet he stays in DC.

Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (kX27y)

249 I get this sense that 2028 is a now-or-never year for AOC. If she doesn't run for something bigger in 2028, she'll get stuck where she is forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I mostly agree, although she could run for governor at some point. That could help build towards later runs for Senate and the Presidency, although it raises a whole different layer of issues with timing and performance.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (/y3Vc)

250 340.

had a lifesize poster of Paulina P in a black one-piece bathing suit tacked on the back of my bedroom door when I was a senior in High School. You know the one.

Chicks were chicks, music was good, and hangovers were all I had to fear.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (0PCyC)

251 232 >>> didn't spend it...or weren't willing to say where it was spent...I was onsite less than one hour, and then not brought it again...or I probably could have saved a whole lot more money...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)

======

Yep. You were obviously doing it wrong. /s
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (QFchU)

Probably...but I did get thanked by the Colonel b/c they had just enough money to pay the resubmitted request (which should have been left unpaid, which I also mentioned, b/c you can't fraudulently/incorrectly send the government a request for money at contract close and then get paid when you rescind the fraud/error part...but did I say MAJOR defense contractor).

I mean, it was nice to save a couple million dollars...and see how messed up that world was...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)

252 She collected $907,923 in 2023 and another $742,181 in 2024, compensation that dwarfed the pay of leaders running much larger homeless service organizations across LA County, the LA Times reports.

Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)

No one in government cares. It isn't their money being given away and it's their job to send the money to whoever fills out the form. So they do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Given the phone calls I had this afternoon, it tracks. It's not about helping people, it's about grifting a paycheck.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 04:21 PM (OUMaO)

253 I always believe everything I want to believe
Do you?

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 04:22 PM (qr9oS)

254 I bet he stays in DC.

Presumably, that's what he meant by "I'll continue my rehab at home."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:22 PM (ExV1e)

255 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

I appreciate AIPAC proving it doesn’t belong in the Dem Party and especially our primaries.


I appreciate you proving once again that there is a zero sum competition between bewbs and brains.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)
==
I know we all know this - but the democrats are continuing down the path of eliminating certain demographic groups as they work to find more victims. And then alienate everybody else.

They have lost blue collar white and hispanic men voters. They are about to lose hispanic women voters. They are starting to lose the jewish vote, but more importantly, the money they bring. They have black women, unmarried college educated white women, and persons with advanced degrees.

Married women vote GOP.

The DSA types are going to scare away even more cohorts. If we get a fair count, I like our chances. The math no longer works for the left.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 06, 2026 04:22 PM (7/DDO)

256 This seems serious. That means there will be consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2026 04:22 PM (xhfG9)

257 One has passed, used to be the spitting image of Susan Dey from the Partridge Family.
Posted by: Oldcat

Partridge Family Susan Dey did things to young Bulg. Especially the ep where she and Shirley Jones were trying on hotpants.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

258 Paul-

I believe you're a fucking retard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:23 PM (wOO3z)

259 More taxpayer piracy:

Alpha News
@AlphaNews
·
32m
EXCLUSIVE: Convicted male murderer gets ‘bottom surgery’ while housed in Minnesota women’s prison, sources says

A statement from the Minnesota Department of Corrections seems to suggest that taxpayers covered the cost.

Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (kX27y)

260 258 Paul-

I believe you're a fucking retard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:23 PM (wOO3z)

=======

It's all that hobo ass he keeps eating. Don't know why he keeps wanting us to know about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (sZHUV)

261 This may sound like a stupid question, but what's up with all the recent hate for AIPAC? I've always viewed them as just another mildly annoying but innocuous group of lobbying grifters trying to suckle on Uncle Sam's massive teats, but recently I've heard quite a few 20-something kids who aren't commies or leftists hating on AIPAC.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (4ECV2)

262 261 This may sound like a stupid question, but what's up with all the recent hate for AIPAC? I've always viewed them as just another mildly annoying but innocuous group of lobbying grifters trying to suckle on Uncle Sam's massive teats, but recently I've heard quite a few 20-something kids who aren't commies or leftists hating on AIPAC.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (4ECV2)

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American Jews are not allowed to collect money together to advocate for political action because all Jews are loyal to the Israeli state and dual citizens who want Bibi to be the real shadow president, therefore AIPAC must be attacked at all times.

But it has nothing to do with Jew Hatred, you Nazi.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 04:25 PM (sZHUV)

263
She was sure quick to endorse our new muslim overlords for office...
Posted by: It's me donna

================

She's more of a follower, according to the ex-DSA whistleblower.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:25 PM (mmrXZ)

264 This may sound like a stupid question, but what's up with all the recent hate for AIPAC? I've always viewed them as just another mildly annoying but innocuous group of lobbying grifters trying to suckle on Uncle Sam's massive teats, but recently I've heard quite a few 20-something kids who aren't commies or leftists hating on AIPAC.
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (4ECV2)

They lobby for that one foreign place everyone cares about.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)

265 EXCLUSIVE: Convicted male murderer gets ‘bottom surgery’ while housed in Minnesota women’s prison, sources says
......

next time on Botched....

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:26 PM (UjdFS)

266 Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (4ECV2

Are you serious?

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:26 PM (KC5Lt)

267 She was sure quick to endorse our new muslim overlords for office...
Posted by: It's me donna

================

She's more of a follower, according to the ex-DSA whistleblower.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:25 PM (mmrXZ)

She was the front chix in the op that knocked out that idiot #3 dude in the primary. Soon after, all the brains behind her were pensioned off and she started telling us about garbage disposals.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)

268 EXCLUSIVE: Convicted male murderer gets ‘bottom surgery’ while housed in Minnesota women’s prison, sources says
......

next time on Botched....
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:26 PM (UjdFS)

I wonder if he asked for it, or they just did it one afternoon.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (uhVAy)

269 Mitch must think he's going to get a McCain style funeral, but will wind up with a Graham.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (UjdFS)

270 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (fuzX3)

271 Nood. Not sure you really want to go there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)

272 Pure Cloward-Piven via Obamunist bullshit

Posted by: night lifted at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (kJmLc)

273 I mean, it was nice to save a couple million dollars...and see how messed up that world was...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)

In a similar vein albeit a smaller scale in a previous life, I pointed out to the operator of a joint venture gas production platform out in the Gulf of (then) Mexico, that I didn't think JV partners should have to share the cost of a John Deere Riding Lawnmower that the Chief Tool Pusher had ordered and charged to the offshore platform.

I did mention a few times the Gulf of Mexico location of said offshore platform.

Allocated costs recovered!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (wVcYX)

274
Is that dude high? Green nude eel, OG Squadscrunt, DSA?

Might not challenge Schumer, but she is out front of the leftist march.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

===============

She was a creature of Justice Democrats. She didn't conceive the Green Nude Eel herself, and she tittered away from from it when people started asking questions. "I didn't mean LITERALLY twelve years, you guys, it's like YOU GUYS, you don't even understand when someone is saying a thing and the thing is actually something else."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (mmrXZ)

275 "Is that dude high?"

Evan Barker is a woman, who's rather attractive, who's had a kid.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (DZ9Lv)

276 Given the phone calls I had this afternoon, it tracks. It's not about helping people, it's about grifting a paycheck.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 04:21 PM (OUMaO)


Every time you end a call like that, before ringing off, ask, "you are the expert here, is there anything else I need to know, or be prepared to do to make this go easier?"

You will probably get a surprised cubical rat telling you about the next step, and other interesting thing you need to be aware of that your questions did not touch during the call.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (rbvCR)

277 Obama care sucks. But all the dope thugs in South Chicago who get themselves shot up every night by gang violence need to be taken care of by hospitals and that takes money.
Lots of money. So insurance prices went through the roof. It's all bullshit. It always comes down to working people to pay for this shit. I don't think the DC crowd pays a dime of it.

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (fV9m3)

278 Are you serious?
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:26 PM (KC5Lt)

I think I answered my real question by asking. I guess I'm just surprised to hear the bilge spread by far-left loons coming out of the mouths of young folks who are otherwise sane, responsible, and on the right politically.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (4ECV2)

279 Yeah, bend me, shape me, any way you want me
Long as you peg me, it's all right
Bend me, shape me, any way you want me
You got the power to turn on the light

Posted by: Not Roland Martin at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (wVcYX)

280 Can't wait for the coming Entitlement Thunderdome when the "Medicare for All" crew goes up against retirees depending on SS to live.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (oCS0o)

281 Mitch doesn't seem to be gathering his bearings at any appreciable rate. I expect him to ride in on a Valkyrie and hammer thru some legislation.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (iySPJ)

282 The freebooters on Healthcare have to be the biggest price hikes, and fraud as well.

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

283 Spider solitaire is evil btw

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

284 Deport them to a deserted island and then test one of our nukes to make sure they can still work.
Let's make America a true nuclear power again. One that is willing to blow lawbreakers to a better place, not here.

Happy Enola Gay Pride Day!

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 06, 2026 08:38 PM (983Km)

285 To those living in NY and CA: If you don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at August 06, 2026 09:37 PM (EUKgp)

Senate Panel Votes to Hold Fauci in Contempt, as Democrats Attempt to Stop The Vote Through Endless Delay

Fox:

Senate Republicans moved to hold Dr. Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress in their pursuit of forcing the former architect of the nation's COVID-19 response to go on record about his actions leading up to and during the pandemic.

The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee voted on sharp party lines to charge Fauci, the former chief medical advisor to the president, with contempt after he refused to answer questions from both sides of the aisle over fear of self-incrimination.

The move follows Fauci's decision to invoke his Fifth Amendment rights more than 100 times during his hearing last week, which prompted the panel's chair, Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., to vow that he would face "repercussions" for not testifying, or at least how Paul envisioned.

Fox is implying that Fauci did testify, just "not as Paul envisioned."

Fox News is as liberal as CNN. I despise them.


Typically, once a contempt resolution passes by committee, it heads to the Senate floor for a full vote. However, Paul's resolution allows that step to be skipped altogether and allows him to send the referral directly to the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia.

But Paul wants the Department of Justice (DOJ) involved as soon as possible. There's also the question whether Fauci's pardon from former President Joe Biden protected him during the hearing, which Paul hopes to find answers to.

"It's a good legal discussion, and we will make those legal points to DOJ in sending the referral over," Paul told Fox News Digital ahead of the hearing.

...

Meanwhile, across the marble expanse of the Capitol, Republican investigators in the House are cooking up their own probe into Fauci.


...

After the longtime public health official pleaded the Fifth Amendment during his Senate hearing, Comer questioned the validity of his preemptive pardon granted by President Joe Biden. He also said his committee would be questioning Fauci further, though he did not elaborate.

"If former President Biden's blanket autopen pardon is valid, then Dr. Fauci has no right to refuse to answer questions," Comer said, noting his committee had done extensive work probing the autopen pardons. "Based on the release of Dr. Fauci's diary, which should have been provided to the House Oversight Committee last Congress...we'll be asking Dr. Fauci whether he stands by his previous testimony to our Committee."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




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1 A SECOND FIRST FOR THE BLADIEST OF BLADES?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

2 Well, it's something.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (N1DT3)

3 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (Ia/+0)

4 Oh no... not contempt of Congress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)

5 Think I could have been firsrt, didn't expect it this time of day

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (Ia/+0)

6 They put Bannon in jail for this stuff. Time for Fauci to get to review how the glory hole situation is in his location prison...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

7 Fauci… the topic always guaranteed to spike my BP

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (d9SZG)

8 Ans swatted away a ad every comment I see

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Fox is so gay.

"SHARP" party lines. Hysterical bitches.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (EIBfx)

10 I would hold Fauci upside down for a day

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (Ia/+0)

11 This is no where near the reckoning this evil gnome deserves.

In another age, an official who ignored laws, sponsored banned activities, which were released and caused the deaths of MILLIONS would at least be publicly hanged.

This wretched gollum-like troll will likely not even spend a day in jail.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 02:24 PM (N1DT3)

12 They put Bannon in jail for this stuff. Time for Fauci to get to review how the glory hole situation is in his location prison...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

The Supremes vacated Bannon's conviction.

Given that precedent, there's no way Fauci is prosecuted at all.

But releasing stuff from his personal cell phone is going to be wild.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:24 PM (AdHga)

13 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul...who likes the flavor of his dog's excrement at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (T7fic)

14 Rat bastard murdered million to get President Trump out of office

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Ia/+0)

15 The 'rats come to Fauci's defense! Guess rats do what rats do.

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (fV9m3)

16 Ace,

I'm not sure that Fox is quite as bad as CNN, but they certainly have morphed into a squishy left-of-center news outlet.

I wonder whether that is because they are trying to draw an even larger audience, assuming that conservatives have nowhere else to go, and won't leave.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (l4RKn)

17 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2UnvF)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2YhKe)

19 Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (T7fic)

You spell like Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (AdHga)

20 Paul-

You are a fucking retard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (wOO3z)

21 The 'rats come to Fauci's defense! Guess rats do what rats do.
Posted by: Case

Spread typhus.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

22 Will anything happen?

Who knows?

But the GOP is at least keeping the heat on this micro-demon and calling even more attention to his crimes and the whole fetid swampy covid episode.

This can only help us in November. People need to remember what these people did to us.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

23 Since Fauci says that telling the truth would incriminate him, and he is SCIENCE itself it is scientifically proven he's a criminal.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (uhVAy)

24 They put Bannon in jail for this stuff. Time for Fauci to get to review how the glory hole situation is in his location prison...
Posted by: 18-1


That's not who we are.
Posted by: GOPe

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (rNQnT)

25 It's a start. This may be as far as it goes but it's a start.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (/k3in)

26 Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (T7fic)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (2YhKe)

27 Take him to.......

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (fsIaS)

28 Will anything happen?

Who knows?

But the GOP is at least keeping the heat on this micro-demon and calling even more attention to his crimes and the whole fetid swampy covid episode.

This can only help us in November. People need to remember what these people did to us.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Where is Nothing Will Happen guy?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (rNQnT)

29 and he is SCIENCE itself
Posted by: Oldcat

Pfft. Cheap imposter.
-- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

30 Benedict Arnold received some awards before he shit the bed too.
Fauci is an evil mofo that will be judged by a sterner judge than I.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (EIBfx)

31 Where is Nothing Will Happen guy?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (rNQnT)

Currently being held in contempt of Congress it looks like.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (fsIaS)

32 So, in before the "nothing will happen" guy, or no?

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (QFchU)

33 Paul-

You are a fucking retard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (wOO3z)



Men should not ingest man juice, orally OR anally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)

34 Good!

I saw that 3 states have subpoenas against Fauci today. For profiting during the pandemic and his decisions impacting their state businesses and consumers.

Florida, West Virginia and Louisiana.

I could be wrong, but I think I read his pardon was only at the federal,not state, level?

May he go bankrupt and end his days in misery with his ugly wife (if prison is not in his future).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (hzuYO)

35 "Fox is implying that Fauci did testify, just 'not as Paul envisioned.'"

Well, I asked all the Playboy cover girls for 2026 over to my apartment for an orgy.

Their response was "not what I envisioned."

Hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

36 33 Paul-

You are a fucking retard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (wOO3z)


Men should not ingest man juice, orally OR anally.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)

"This is about me, isn't it?"
--Peter Bootyjuice.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2026 02:30 PM (N39Ws)

37 There's this little fucking elf, a mass murderer, Dobby, from the Harry Potter universe, and he's kicking ass in Congress.

Keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 02:30 PM (iySPJ)

38 About paul: I'm sure that all meant something before translation from mandarin

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:30 PM (jrgJz)

39 Fauci's got a lot of money.

Bleed him dry. One of the things he'll have to ditch will be his round-the-clock security detail.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 02:31 PM (2Cry5)

40
Will this do anything?

Michael Scott: "I HOLD YOU... IN CONTEMPT!"

If you've never watched The Office, sorry for the obscure reference.

If you have watched The Office, I'm funny, aren't I?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 02:31 PM (mmrXZ)

41 I think it is time to get Deborah Birx queued up for prosecution. She doesn't have one of those magical autopen pardons.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2026 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

42 I ran across an argument that the rise of the DSA is really just a direct by product of the overproduction of people with degrees the market does not want.

And the data backs this up - the strongest supporters of socialism are highly degreed people making little money and the biggest opponents aren't the rich as a whole, but people without an advanced degree making good money...

Interestingly the answer to that, which few in the GOP are talking about, would be to force colleges to lower costs and point kids to useful degrees...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

43

He needs to be sodomized by a pack of rabid hyenas, while kneeling in a burning dumpster full of broken glass and hydrofluoric acid.

Then, he can be punished...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (i9ubo)

44 12 They put Bannon in jail for this stuff. Time for Fauci to get to review how the glory hole situation is in his location prison...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

The Supremes vacated Bannon's conviction.

Given that precedent, there's no way Fauci is prosecuted at all.

But releasing stuff from his personal cell phone is going to be wild.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:
=====
Not the same, Fauci cannot claim executive privilege and did not. Bannon did and the case was whether executive privilege could be asserted even from a past presidency, Biden could have waived it but didn't.

Fauci's problem was analyzed and it started with his opening statement--depending on whether courts find Congressional hearings analogous to court trials, once you open your mouth on the stand to make a statement then you waived your 5th Amendment right. The second is that he was pardoned for likely testimony--again, depends on how it is treated by courts as to whether that pardon made his testimony compellable.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (E4rtv)

45
I'm with Fauci

Congress IS contemptible

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxPkt)

46 Benedict Arnold received some awards before he shit the bed too.
Fauci is an evil mofo that will be judged by a sterner judge than I.
Posted by: Sifty boones

Arnold at least was a brave and effective commander before his treason. Fauci's never done anything praiseworthy in his entire miserable life.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)

47 I throw up in my mouth every time a journalouse makes me read "long-time public servant" about Fauci.

My cousin Tammy the Lot Lizard is a long-time public servant as well. But she has only killed like 4-6 men, tops.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:34 PM (EIBfx)

48 41 I think it is time to get Deborah Birx queued up for prosecution. She doesn't have one of those magical autopen pardons.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Fauci's right hand aide has been indicted and has every reason to throw the other assholes to the wolves to lighten his sentence.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)

49 Interestingly the answer to that, which few in the GOP are talking about, would be to force colleges to lower costs and point kids to useful degrees...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

College costs what it does because the federal government began backing student loans.

There's every incentive in the world to raise your rates when FedGov is backing the loan notes.

That's step one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:35 PM (AdHga)

50 "I'm not sure that Fox is quite as bad as CNN, but they certainly have morphed into a squishy left-of-center news outlet. -- assuming that conservatives have nowhere else to go, and won't leave." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

In a sense, that is what makes FOX worse than CNN, because low info conservatives still assume FOX is giving the "Conservative Viewpoint". They are like a spy inside the tent, pretending to be good guys.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2026 02:35 PM (vbXSk)

51 Hopefully, Fauci will go to prison and get raped the first night.

Posted by: Anally and Orally at August 06, 2026 02:35 PM (F1rMs)

52 we'll be asking Dr. Fauci whether he watches gladiator movies or Tarzan movies, the ones with boy in them"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 02:35 PM (NKszP)

53 I think it is time to get Deborah Birx queued up for prosecution. She doesn't have one of those magical autopen pardons.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



She did NOT get a pardon, at least that was announced. She wrote a BOOK about how she and her team LIED to the PRESIDENT to get him to do what they WANTED him to do.

Hang that bitch as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2YhKe)

54
Defend the "Science"!!

Unless the science hurts your feelings or makes you feel uncomfortable.

(gender affirming mutilation, endless vaccines that do nothing)

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (OkYzo)

55 Hopefully, Fauci will go to prison and get raped the first night.

Well, he did tell us its safe as long as both people mask.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

56 He got a pardon for federal stuff. The state stuff is out there and active. He can take the fifth for that.

Its theatre. Useful theatre politically speaking. If he sees justice before he dies, it will be in some red state court, or Lord willing, in multiple different red state courts . . .

Posted by: but he'll face justice eventually one way or another, hoping for and at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (anL5R)

57 But, as we have seen, Fauci is invulnerable.

He's the Roadrunner, Rand Paul is the coyote.

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (ZxPkt)

58 Benedict Arnold received some awards before he shit the bed too.

The Amber Heard gambit.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 02:37 PM (NKszP)

59
They blinded me with Science!!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at August 06, 2026 02:37 PM (OkYzo)

60 "I'm not sure that Fox is quite as bad as CNN, but they certainly have morphed into a squishy left-of-center news outlet. -- assuming that conservatives have nowhere else to go, and won't leave." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

In a sense, that is what makes FOX worse than CNN, because low info conservatives still assume FOX is giving the "Conservative Viewpoint". They are like a spy inside the tent, pretending to be good guys.


People hate a traitor and a spy more than than they hate an out and out enemy. See Benedict Arnold.

Fox - you aren't fooling anyone. Just own it.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)

61
I'm with Fauci

I'm with Stupid.

Posted by: Guy with a t-shirt at August 06, 2026 02:38 PM (Cqx++)

62 Fauci also got hos minions lots of paychecks

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)

63 Benedict Arnold received some awards before he shit the bed too.
Fauci is an evil mofo that will be judged by a sterner judge than I.
Posted by: Sifty boones

Arnold at least was a brave and effective commander before his treason. Fauci's never done anything praiseworthy in his entire miserable life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
______

This. And, what should come as no surprise, there was a lady involved in Arnold's treason ....

Arnold was one of George Washington's few bad judgments.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

64 The GOPe votes to hold Fauci...gently in their arms in a spooning position until Fauci drifts peacefully off to sleep on a huge pile of cash.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (EIBfx)

65 Fauci is rubber, Rand Paul is glue

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (ZxPkt)

66 They blinded me with Science!!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at August 06, 2026 02:37 PM (OkYzo)

She baffled me with bed shit!!

Posted by: Johnny Depp at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (AdHga)

67
I wonder if the GOPe thinks that going after Fauci is a good midterm consolation prize for them not passing the SAVE act?

They can do both. Idiots.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (OkYzo)

68 And definitely time to get Doc Birxs on tje stand to her here pled the 5th.
Then others below them
A nd below those.

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Ia/+0)

69 People hate a traitor and a spy more than they hate an out and out enemy. See Benedict Arnold.
Posted by: Archimedes

That goes for both sides. The British never really trusted Arnold, either.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

70 63.
BA was a quick example of a traitor. Didn't have time for a deep cut. Went with the Greatest Hits album.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (EIBfx)

71 I wonder if the GOPe thinks that going after Fauci is a good midterm consolation prize for them not passing the SAVE act?

They can do both. Idiots.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (OkYzo)



But they will shock the world and do neither.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)

72 IIRC the science that Thomas Dolby was actually blinded by was a hot woman in a tight dress.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

73 Arnold was one of George Washington's few bad judgments.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.

It's literally all he wanted.

They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.

Worst personnel decision ever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)

74 34 Good!

I saw that 3 states have subpoenas against Fauci today. For profiting during the pandemic and his decisions impacting their state businesses and consumers.

Florida, West Virginia and Louisiana.

I could be wrong, but I think I read his pardon was only at the federal,not state, level?

May he go bankrupt and end his days in misery with his ugly wife (if prison is not in his future).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (hzuYO)

POTUS can only issue a pardon or commutation for Federal crimes, not for state crimes. Fauci better get his squeekhole shored up for the state level charges.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (k1E2D)

75 >IIRC the science that Thomas Dolby was actually blinded by was a hot woman in a tight dress.

Posted by: 18-1
----

His lab assistant, Miss Akimoto

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (ZxPkt)

76 This. And, what should come as no surprise, there was a lady involved in Arnold's treason ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Yep. His second wife. Who was somehow also connected to Aaron Burr.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

77 As is expected, the Dems side with the architect of

1) the illegal gain-of-function experiments that
2) were performed in what is for all purposes the enemy country of China that
3) led to the deaths of millions of people and
4) unnecessarily crashed economies around the world.

I did NotSee that coming.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:43 PM (l3cgK)

78
Yep. His second wife. Who was somehow also connected to Aaron Burr.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)



Make Duals Great Again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)

79 Maybe the other Keebler Elves will step in and discipline Fauci.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (EIBfx)

80 73 Arnold was one of George Washington's few bad judgments.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.

It's literally all he wanted.

They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.

Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)

Some would argue that was Divine Providence.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (N39Ws)

81 >>TALLAHASSEE, Florida — Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier announced Wednesday that his office, alongside two other red states, issued a subpoena to former Covid czar Anthony Fauci for records tied to grant money, awards and book deals, among other areas of investigation.

https://tinyurl.com/4xfxrb4x

Otto Pen won't save Fauci from state level charges.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)

82 I won't be able to formulate an opinion on this issue until Lindsey Graham weighs in.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (iySPJ)

83 The thing that pisses me off the most about the blanket pardon of Fauci is that it covers EVERY federal crime.

Fauci could have laundered money, cheated on his taxes, engaged in terrorism, put gasoline in a glass container, burned tires on his property, engaged in espionage, given national security secrets to anybody, trafficked children, guns and drugs across borders, copulate with a bald eagle, and carry fully automatic suppressed SBRs without a background check or license.

There is not a single federal crime that he could have committed boldly and proudly and not face any threat of prosecution.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (xE0sV)

84 Hold him in contempt
No
Suspend him from a noose

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (51ygH)

85 Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.

It's literally all he wanted.

They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.

Worst personnel decision ever.
==
Good Lord man, its not like he attended Eton! I mean, jolly self educated bumpkin is no better than an elisted man. Officer? Posh!

Posted by: Whitehall at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (anL5R)

86 IIRC the science that Thomas Dolby was actually blinded by was a hot woman in a tight dress.

Posted by: 18-1
----

His lab assistant, Miss Akimoto
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (ZxPkt)



A little known fact:

The 'science' was the doctor's creating Viagra. His hardon made him see her as beautiful suddenly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (2YhKe)

87 IIRC the science that Thomas Dolby was actually blinded by was a hot woman in a tight dress.

Needs more research.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (vTZFs)

88 Arnold was one of George Washington's few bad judgments.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.

It's literally all he wanted.

They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.

Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)
_______

Snooty British pomposts looked down their noses at a local militia guy? Shocking, I know!

One of the all-time classic "what if" scenarios ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

89 Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.

It's literally all he wanted.

They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.

Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


The Brits were so colossally, stupidly arrogant. Like when they called Ben Franklin in and berated him over the Boston Tea Party. Turned Franklin into a Brit-hater with that one weird trick.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

90
https://tinyurl.com/4xfxrb4x

Otto Pen won't save Fauci from state level charges.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)



OVERRULED!!!!

Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at August 06, 2026 02:46 PM (2YhKe)

91 and he is SCIENCE itself
Posted by: Oldcat

Pfft. Cheap imposter.
-- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Posted by: Bulg
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Look, Degrassy, I collected millions of dollars, you got a job in the planitarium gift shop. Loser.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 02:46 PM (XeU6L)

92 Any countries with an extradition treaty with us have a bone to pick with Fauci?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2026 02:46 PM (tnIxC)

93 His lab assistant, Miss Akimoto
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM

Hmm. I think I'm turning Japanese, was a song about face you make at orgasm. A song tie in?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (OkYzo)

94 Benedict Arnold received some awards before he shit the bed too.
Fauci is an evil mofo that will be judged by a sterner judge than I.
Posted by: Sifty boones

Arnold at least was a brave and effective commander before his treason. Fauci's never done anything praiseworthy in his entire miserable life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)

Saved the day a few times at the battle of Saratoga that ended with the surrender of an entire Brit Army. Haven't read up in detail but it appears the settling down of the war into relative inactivity after that didn't enhance his career development. They should have tried invading Canada again or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (uhVAy)

95 I'd be willing to stand in for Nothing Will Happen Guy, if asked.

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (ZxPkt)

96 Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.

It's literally all he wanted.

They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.

Worst personnel decision ever.


*cough*

Posted by: Judas Iscariot at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (Riz8t)

97 78
Yep. His second wife. Who was somehow also connected to Aaron Burr.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)


Make Duals Great Again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)

https://youtu.be/i5vfw5f1CZo&t=30s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (l3cgK)

98 Any countries with an extradition treaty with us have a bone to pick with Fauci?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2026 02:46 PM (tnIxC)



One would think, all of them, but they're mostly run by libtard assholes, so........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (2YhKe)

99 I could be wrong, but I think I read his pardon was only at the federal,not state, level?

==
Presidential pardons are ONLY federal. Ever. To get a state pardon you need a Governor of the state to sign off. Not gonna happen in a red state.

Posted by: so there's that at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (anL5R)

100 I'm not sure going after Brix achieves much. The media retards have painted Rand Paul as off the rails with his intent to hold Fauci in contempt. The Democrats did their typical stunts to derail that.

Brix is (arguably) a more sympathetic target. Whatever she might divulge isn't going to put Fauci any closer to prison. And putting her in jail might backfire.

I've said this before; there are a lot of people, from Congress who authorized the bullshit Fauci recommended, down to the governors and mayors who implemented the lockdowns, to law enforcement, judges, store owners, medical professionals, etc. who are all equally guilty of many different abuses.

Where are the criminal referrals for them?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (2Cry5)

101 I just read on the Internet that Fauci's wife is a bioethicist. I rolled my eyes quite a bit over that bit of news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (6jy2V)

102 “Chief medical advisor to the president”

I thought was the Surgeon General? Sure is a lot of parallel duplication. Bureacratic bullshit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (/wHvr)

103 No, Miss Akimoto is mentioned in "Blinded By Science"


"Good Heavens, Miss Akimoto- you're beautiful!"

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (ZxPkt)

104 Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.

It's literally all he wanted.

They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.

Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


The Brits were so colossally, stupidly arrogant. Like when they called Ben Franklin in and berated him over the Boston Tea Party. Turned Franklin into a Brit-hater with that one weird trick.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

They were like this with a good chunk of actual Brits who didn't go to the right school. Being a colonial was even worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (uhVAy)

105 Blumenthal being a scumbag. I shan't believe it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (KY+FT)

106 Worst personnel decision ever.

*cough*

Posted by: Judas Iscariot at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (Riz8t)

Disagree.

Jesus didn't make mistakes. He voluntarily put into place all the necessary pieces required to save us all.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (AdHga)

107 Someone here pointed out on another Fauci thread that his wife Christine Grady who was the Chief of Bioethical health at the NIH should be gone after. I agree with this. Hurt Fauci from all sides.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (OkYzo)

108 @40. If you've ever watched the Office.....

I had to watch the office once when all the office people were sick and had to leave. Bored to death. All I done was answer the phone and take messages. Thought the day would never end. When I left to go home the phone was still ringing.

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (fV9m3)

109 Fox News was all in on the 2020 election steal.I will never forget.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (YwEeS)

110 I just read on the Internet that Fauci's wife is a bioethicist. I rolled my eyes quite a bit over that bit of news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (6jy2V)

i can hear her scolding the cat for catching a mouse and bringing it back.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

111 >>I just read on the Internet that Fauci's wife is a bioethicist. I rolled my eyes quite a bit over that bit of news.

You missed the best part. She was her husband's ethics official. She was in charge of making sure he and his office acted ethically.

The swamp is very deep.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (viF8m)

112 Saved the day a few times at the battle of Saratoga that ended with the surrender of an entire Brit Army. Haven't read up in detail but it appears the settling down of the war into relative inactivity after that didn't enhance his career development. They should have tried invading Canada again or something.

He was angry because General Horatio Gates claimed the victory at Saratoga, when it was really Arnold's courage that won it - and cost him severe wounds. He was later accused of corruption and war profiteering. There's plenty of blame to go around.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (Riz8t)

113 People in government should not be allowed to plead the 5th

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (/wHvr)

114 I just read on the Internet that Fauci's wife is a bioethicist. I rolled my eyes quite a bit over that bit of news.
==
She's actually the bioethicist who is supposed to be making sure he isn't doing shady shit.

Posted by: so there's that at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)

115 Blumenthal being a scumbag. I shan't believe it

Especially shocking coming from a war hero.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (vTZFs)

116 Fox News was all in on the 2020 election steal.I will never forget.
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (YwEeS)

their polling department is even worse than the liberal media's most of the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

117 Yep.
----------------------------
Valerie Anne Smith
@ValerieAnne1970
·
5h
Secretly recorded PFIZER SCIENTISTS exposed the truth they NEVER wanted you to hear.

Nick Karl (Pfizer scientist): Natural immunity from actual COVID gives *better* and more complete antibodies than their vaccine — because the jab only targets the outside protein while the real virus trains your body against the whole thing.

Chris Croce (Senior Pfizer Scientist): You’re protected with natural immunity, not the vaccine… and then drops this: “I work for an evil corporation.”

They signed NDAs to keep quiet.
They knew.
They still pushed mass vaccination on every single person.
Coercion. Mandates. Injuries.

This was never about science.

Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (kX27y)

118 110 I just read on the Internet that Fauci's wife is a bioethicist. I rolled my eyes quite a bit over that bit of news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (6jy2V)

i can hear her scolding the cat for catching a mouse and bringing it back.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

There was some "ethicist" that said it was ethical to kill children before the age of two...I forget his excuse. Sounds NotSee to me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)

119 Anyone who lies about military service is not worthy to hold any office.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (YwEeS)

120 Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.
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[whew!]

Posted by: Guy who hired Kim Philby at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

121 Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:50

I hadn't read that . Thanks. Just awful people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 02:52 PM (6jy2V)

122 SCIENCE!

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ZxPkt)

123 Mitch McConnell out until (another) fall.

Posted by: old chick at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (F3Dlr)

124 112 Yeah, Horatio Gates was no prize, either. Thought he should've been commander of the Continental Army instead of Washington.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)

125 119 Anyone who lies about military service is not worthy to hold any office.
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (YwEeS)


DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!???

Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (PiwSw)

126 Fauci's pRdon was at the Auto-Pen level, any state AG can go after his millions

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (Ia/+0)

127 Anyone who lies about military service is not worthy to hold any office.
Posted by: steevy
------
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Richard Blumenthal (D) at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

128 Chris Croce (Senior Pfizer Scientist): You’re protected with natural immunity, not the vaccine… and then drops this: “I work for an evil corporation.”

They signed NDAs to keep quiet.
They knew.
They still pushed mass vaccination on every single person.
Coercion. Mandates. Injuries.

This was never about science.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (kX27y)




Someone, anyone, involved in this that signed an NDA needs to show that NDA to Musk. He's likely the ONLY one on earth that might be willing to cover the costs of an NDA to release the TRUTH about the bullshit that we've had done to us by the evils that roam and are supposedly our 'betters.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe)

129 They're not done with Covid 'vaccinations.' And they're certainly not done with power/control. (It's getting worse by the day in some places, like PA). The 3.5 percent is feeling it!

He's their god, their reason and excuse. And, indirectly, also got for them and their followers more money to play with than can ever be properly tracked.

No accountability, a good god.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (NFX2v)

130 Worst HR failure in history was the NY Jets drafting Zach Wilson despite his smoking hot mom.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (viF8m)

131 He was angry because General Horatio Gates claimed the victory at Saratoga, when it was really Arnold's courage that won it - and cost him severe wounds. He was later accused of corruption and war profiteering. There's plenty of blame to go around.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (Riz8t)

Well all that and trying to betray West Point to the Brits.

The titular general in charge getting credit is to be expected. Arnold also tended to get a lot of wounds - I think he got shot in his Canada invasion too. I think he's just the type of loose cannon they should have shipped to an active zone and let go nuts, like Patton in WWII.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

132 Is it too late for Fauci to do a Halloween podcast.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (fsIaS)

133 In other news, I'm 3D printing a giant Galactus model, a part from his chest is going to take 11hrs.

Going to take a month to build this thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)

134 Little black hearted wop dago cockasucka give Italian Americans a bad name. Stupid little goombah whacked more people than John Gotti (PBUH). Little cockasucka deserves to have the alley rats a pissing on him behind the Olive Garden.

Sister Maria Genovese, ODC

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (gm9Sb)

135 I think he got shot in his Canada invasion too.
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Aka the rectum

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (fsIaS)

136 After a comment the ad pops up, mostly goes away yet my comment block won't work for a bit

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)

137 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!???
Posted by: John F. Kerry
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The guy wearing the bandaid?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (XeU6L)

138 Make Duals Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:43 PM


We'll allow it.

Posted by: Car & Driver at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (bFu5X)

139 Worst HR failure in history was the NY Jets drafting Zach Wilson despite his smoking hot mom.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (viF8m)

The Jets just need to let some other team do the drafting for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)

140 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe)

NDAs don't give immunity from illegal activities. GoF is illegal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)

141 Naturally conferred immunity from COVID gives better and more complete antibodies than the vaccine
——

That’s when bizarre went into turbo mode. Naturally conferred immunity is always going to be superior unless we’re talking about something like Polio. But all the “experts” acted like they’d never heard of such a thing.

I caught it in March of 2020, long before any vaxx was a gleam in Pfauzi’s eye. After that, no way was I going to take a vaccine, experimental or not.

“It’s twice as good! Double plus good!”

Sure, Jan

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (/wHvr)

142 There was some "ethicist" that said it was ethical to kill children before the age of two...I forget his excuse. Sounds NotSee to me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)

Eugenics certainly. 'Racial Hygiene' is what the Germans called it iirc. That is pretty much all abortion on demand is.

Selfish too. 'The life of this child is worth less to me than my life as it is without them.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

143 In other news, I'm 3D printing a giant Galactus model, a part from his chest is going to take 11hrs.

Going to take a month to build this thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)

Sounds like you'd complain if you were being hung by a golden rope.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (uhVAy)

144 Actually, *I* invented the vaccine and saved all those people!

Posted by: Jason Arday, Ph.D at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

145 mRNA was NOT created to be a vaccine in any way, shape or form.

They're MURDERING us and they know it.

And nothing will happen to them, ever. Just like China.......

EVERY deadly 'flu' over the last 50 years has come from China. SARS, bird flu, swine flu, covid......ALL of them. Created in a lab in China and distributed around the world.

No accountability.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)

146 Well all that and trying to betray West Point to the Brits.

The point is that he wouldn't have considered doing what he did until he was made bitter and angry by his treatment and lack of recognition for his manifold contributions to the war. I'm not excusing it, but sheesh, would it have killed them to recognize what he had accomplished?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)

147 >>The Jets just need to let some other team do the drafting for them.

It's incredible. They actually do draft some good player at other positions, they just can't draft a good QB.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m)

148 141 Naturally conferred immunity from COVID gives better and more complete antibodies than the vaccine
——

That’s when bizarre went into turbo mode. Naturally conferred immunity is always going to be superior unless we’re talking about something like Polio. But all the “experts” acted like they’d never heard of such a thing.

I caught it in March of 2020, long before any vaxx was a gleam in Pfauzi’s eye. After that, no way was I going to take a vaccine, experimental or not.

“It’s twice as good! Double plus good!”

Sure, Jan

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (/wHvr)

The VAXX IS TWICE AS GOOD. You just need to define what it's good at, which in this case is causing strokes, heart attacks, and other side effects.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (l3cgK)

149 Skip, my brave browser and ad block plus on iPhone doesn't work well either. My phone gets so hot and then freezes up and shuts down. Safari will not work at all.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (enNUy)

150
NDAs don't give immunity from illegal activities. GoF is illegal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)



In the US, sure. Not in Ukraine, China....and Pfizer is from Canada.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe)

151 Arnold also tended to get a lot of wounds - I think he got shot in his Canada invasion too.

Yeah, that's going to happen when you're out in front, leading the men, as was expected.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

152 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe)

NDAs don't give immunity from illegal activities. GoF is illegal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)

Fauci had a written exception in the law that he could authorize it personally.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (uhVAy)

153 133 In other news, I'm 3D printing a giant Galactus model, a part from his chest is going to take 11hrs.

Going to take a month to build this thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)

*thinks about a giant USS Cygnus model*

*shakes head*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

154 There was some "ethicist" that said it was ethical to kill children before the age of two...I forget his excuse. Sounds NotSee to me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)
---
I think that was Peter Singer and I think the age might have been up to four years old.

His excuse was that children haven't formed their identity by that point and therefore do not contribute to society. As a result, it should be permissible to eliminate them.

He makes the worst things I find in my cats' litter boxes look good by comparison.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (FZ29D)

155 142 There was some "ethicist" that said it was ethical to kill children before the age of two...I forget his excuse. Sounds NotSee to me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)

Eugenics certainly. 'Racial Hygiene' is what the Germans called it iirc. That is pretty much all abortion on demand is.

Selfish too. 'The life of this child is worth less to me than my life as it is without them.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)


Peter Singer, Emeritus Professor of Bioethics at Princeton.

Posted by: Jason Arday, Ph.D at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (PiwSw)

156 Fauci has always been contemptible, but now at least it is on paper.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (hfIju)

157 I just read on the Internet that Fauci's wife is a bioethicist. I rolled my eyes quite a bit over that bit of news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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It's worse than that, much worse. She's the former head of the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Clinical Center

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (XeU6L)

158 "Fox is implying that Fauci did testify, just "not as Paul envisioned."

Fox News is as liberal as CNN. I despise them."

FOX News is based in NYC. NYC is one of the most liberal cities on earth. There are not enough rock-ribbed conservatives there to staff to the levels which conserve conservatism. When I lived in NYC, I knew several people who worked behind the camera there - they were all liberal. They liked FOX because they were steady payers that weren't going under anytime soon.

I haven't sought out FOX in over twenty years - ever since O'Reilly choked with that Super Bowl Halftime Obama interview. I don't miss them at all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (0CU3H)

159 Cambridge Jussie Smollett sock off

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (PiwSw)

160 Yall hear about the $20 burrito thing?

TLDR: some leftist said $20 burritos are Trump’s fault. Ben Shapiro said stop eating $20 burritos there are cheaper alternatives, or cook at home The entire left went all “no way bro $20 burrito is what it costs and it’s our constitutional right to eat out every meal”.

The people who whine about things being too expensive spend $100 a day on DoorDash. Then blame Trump that they’re broke. And DSA will fix it all by taxing Elon and making the $20 burrito free.

Posted by: Van Halen at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (Bz1XI)

161 Fauci is going to need to Botox his asshole before taking up residency in the gray bar hotel.

Hopefully Botox with MRNA poison that fucks him up just as it did to way too many others.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FCPbW)

162 43

He needs to be sodomized by a pack of rabid hyenas, while kneeling in a burning dumpster full of broken glass and hydrofluoric acid.

Then, he can be punished...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (i9ubo)

Are any of those famous Israeli rape dogs beagles per chance?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (9ZFZd)

163 Fauci should be placed nude in a chamber filled with sand fleas. Leave his vocal chords in place so that we may revel in his anguish.

/I don't much care for the guy.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (JNTt1)

164 EVERY deadly 'flu' over the last 50 years has come from China. SARS, bird flu, swine flu, covid......ALL of them. Created in a lab in China and distributed around the world.

No accountability.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)

Deadly flus can occur without Chinese involvement. The Spanish flu of 1918 killed FAR more people than any flu within the past 50 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

165 158 "Fox is implying that Fauci did testify, just "not as Paul envisioned."

Fox News is as liberal as CNN. I despise them."

FOX News is based in NYC. NYC is one of the most liberal cities on earth. There are not enough rock-ribbed conservatives there to staff to the levels which conserve conservatism. When I lived in NYC, I knew several people who worked behind the camera there - they were all liberal. They liked FOX because they were steady payers that weren't going under anytime soon.

I haven't sought out FOX in over twenty years - ever since O'Reilly choked with that Super Bowl Halftime Obama interview. I don't miss them at all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (0CU3H)

=====

If one were to equate Fox News to a senator, it's at best a Susan Collins and more like a Lisa Murkowski when she feels like she actually has to campaign to win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (sZHUV)

166
Yep. His second wife. Who was somehow also connected to Aaron Burr

He was under her saddle blanket if you know what I'm sayin

Posted by: Randy (tunin' sum bitch) at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (HcoTw)

167 145 mRNA was NOT created to be a vaccine in any way, shape or form.

They're MURDERING us and they know it.

And nothing will happen to them, ever. Just like China.......

EVERY deadly 'flu' over the last 50 years has come from China. SARS, bird flu, swine flu, covid......ALL of them. Created in a lab in China and distributed around the world.

No accountability.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)

Spanish flu probably came from China, like the Plague in the Middle Ages. There must be just the right mix of bats, birds, pigs, and other animal virii and bacteria that just makes China such a breeding ground...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (l3cgK)

168 Horatio Gates was the general who fled the field at Camden.

Gates's principal accomplishment in the unsuccessful campaign was to cover 170 miles (270 km) in three days on horseback, heading north in retreat.

One good thing came from that debacle, which was that Nathaniel Greene replaced Gates.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (Riz8t)

169 My phone gets so hot and then freezes up and shuts down.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (enNUy)

Can you blame me?

Posted by: nckates phone at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (fsIaS)

170 That’s when bizarre went into turbo mode. Naturally conferred immunity is always going to be superior unless we’re talking about something like Polio. But all the “experts” acted like they’d never heard of such a thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (l3cgK)

Polio vaxx is still natural immunity, they just needed to mess with it to avoid killing a lot of people with actual polio in the process.

But yeah, the 'elites' forgetting how science works from day one was a real tell.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)

171 FOX is just being "fair and balanced". For every normal Liberty take on news, they balance it with the Communist propaganda side of "The News". But they don't tell the viewer which side they are presenting.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (vbXSk)

172 POTUS can only issue a pardon or commutation for Federal crimes, not for state crimes. Fauci better get his squeekhole shored up for the state level charges.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (k1E2D)


You can bet that Cali or NY - again - will use that reasoning to go after Trump after he's out of office.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (ExV1e)

173 Again by "official" numbers the Chinese vaccine was 30x more effective then the clot shot...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

174
Yes, it was Fauci's wife who signed off on stuff he was doing as "ethical". She was his ethics police.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (w6EFb)

175 You can bet that Cali or NY - again - will use that reasoning to go after Trump after he's out of office.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (ExV1e)

GA and NY already have.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (KC5Lt)

176 150
NDAs don't give immunity from illegal activities. GoF is illegal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)


In the US, sure. Not in Ukraine, China....and Pfizer is from Canada.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe)

Back during Bush II, it was determined that if you went overseas and conducted yourself in activities illegal in the US (even if legal in said other country), you were prosecutable once you returned to the US...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (l3cgK)

177 His excuse was that children haven't formed their identity by that point
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Which is nonsense. Four-year-old Bulg had plenty of personality.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

178 I haven't sought out FOX in over twenty years - ever since O'Reilly choked with that Super Bowl Halftime Obama interview. I don't miss them at all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris


I quit Fox election night of 2020, and have never looked back.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

179
Deadly flus can occur without Chinese involvement. The Spanish flu of 1918 killed FAR more people than any flu within the past 50 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (zZu0s)



Wasn't that irradicated? Plus, the human condition was just soooo much worse back then. Health overall was a LOT lower than the average human is now.

Would that flu be as deadly today as it was back then?

I have no idea. I just envision they've been trying to recreate something to match it, then enhance it to be even more deadly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (2YhKe)

180 Senate Panel Votes to Hold Fauci in Contempt, as Democrats Attempt to Stop The Vote Through Endless Delay

I'd be pissed if they delayed my vote, because an In Contempt of Congress certificate would look great on my wall.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (e1mwr)

181 His excuse was that children haven't formed their identity by that point and therefore do not contribute to society. As a result, it should be permissible to eliminate them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (FZ29

What does that mean for people who reject their own identity? 🤔

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (fsIaS)

182 @141

>>Sure, Jan

All medicine is, is telling your body to turn something on, turn something off or do nothing.

Medicines are not super soldier serums, they are a magic trick to get your body to, do the thing the body can or should naturally do.

If you survive polio, you will have lifetime immunity from polio.

The reason why a polio vaccine is preferrable is because polio is life-time debilitating.

A flu, not so much.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (XV/Pl)

183 The VAXX IS TWICE AS GOOD. You just need to define what it's good at, which in this case is causing strokes, heart attacks, and other side effects.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (l3cgK)

Well, also recouping the development costs of the mRNA drug, don't forget (that was a failure due to the side effects observed- the same side effects as were observed when it was used for Chinese Lung AIDS...)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

184 I have yet to read a single article on anything Fauci was ever competent to do. I think he was a faker the entirety of his miserable career. He seems like the over educated low level functionary that was politically astute enough to cover for his failures and lacunae and move up the power structure to make more money and fame, without ever actually accomplishing anything.

My boss at USACE was exactly this sort. Managed to squeak by on other, more competent workers' accomplishments and get himself into a management position that could cover for his inability to actually do the technical work. Then used that position to smack down anyone who might show him up.

Government hierarchies are made for that kind of crap-weaseling.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (hfIju)

185 RFK claims that both Lyme Disease and RSV originated from gain of function research.

Naturally, the self-appointed fact checkers claim there is no evidence this is true. Because the government always tells the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (viF8m)

186
Back during Bush II, it was determined that if you went overseas and conducted yourself in activities illegal in the US (even if legal in said other country), you were prosecutable once you returned to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (l3cgK)



Fauci only sent money....he didn't go over there and actually perform any experiments of GoF directly, did he?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)

187 Deadly flus can occur without Chinese involvement. The Spanish flu of 1918 killed FAR more people than any flu within the past 50 years.

That might have come from China as well as the Chinese records have a major flu in 1917 AND the Great War caused a labor shortage which led to, I think France, bringing in Chinese workers...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

188 I would put money the Marxists go after President Trump after office

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)

189 01 I just read on the Internet that Fauci's wife is a bioethicist. I rolled my eyes quite a bit over that bit of news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

A HUGE deal in the Federal government, now @ Georgetown with him, I think. Yes,

Christine Grady is a distinguished bioethicist who formerly headed the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Clinical Center and later (2026) moved to Georgetown University. They married in 1985.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (NFX2v)

190 would put money the Marxists go after President Trump after office
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)

Before during and after.

Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Bz1XI)

191 RFK claims that both Lyme Disease and RSV originated from gain of function research.

Naturally, the self-appointed fact checkers claim there is no evidence this is true. Because the government always tells the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (viF8m)



GoF is still HUGE. Lime disease, that new meat allergy.....all man made.

The fact that NO ONE has investigated the Bill and Melinda foundation, much less shut that bitch down and burn all it's data relating to what they've 'created' over the last 30 years.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2YhKe)

192 His excuse was that children haven't formed their identity by that point and therefore do not contribute to society. As a result, it should be permissible to eliminate them.
——-

He had to go to school a long time to get that stupid

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (/wHvr)

193 188 I would put money the Marxists go after President Trump after office

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)

======

Of course, but SCOTUS killed anything going after him for official duties years ago.

Lots of lawsuits, lots of dismissals. And he'll avoid setting foot in places like New York. Holding court in Mar-a-Lago until he passes off this mortal coil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (sZHUV)

194 THE SCIENCE: FAUCI DIARY ENTRY (Jan 2021): "It looks like the vaccine might be compromised"

January 2021 world-renowned HIV virus researcher Dr. David Ho shares immediate concerns about the COVID shot’s performance according to Fauci’s diary:

“David Ho is doing tests on convalescent sera and sera of people who were vaccinated and is finding disturbing data in both the UK and worse in the RSA mutants. It looks like the vaccine might be compromised.”

“Had regular every 2 weeks call with Bill Gates – Bill and Trevor Mundel know about the issue with the mutations that David Ho is working on.”

FULL STORY HERE: https://x.com/JeffereyJaxen/status/
2085035602458866007

Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (rdeQO)

195 Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

Bernie Sanders shuts down endorsing Francesca Hong.

On Pod Save America, asked if he’d jump into the Wisconsin governor’s race:

"I don’t think so. I met Francesca a couple of years ago… she seems very, very nice. But this is a race I’m just not that familiar with"


https://x.com/IAPolls2022/status/2085152267737411618

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

196 Deadly flus can occur without Chinese involvement. The Spanish flu of 1918 killed FAR more people than any flu within the past 50 years.
-------

Have I got news for you....

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (fsIaS)

197 Christine Grady is a distinguished bioethicist who formerly headed the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Clinical Center and later (2026) moved to Georgetown University. They married in 1985.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (NFX2v)



At the PEAK of the spread of AIDS, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (2YhKe)

198 Re Lyme disease. There was some stuff about bioweapons research in using ticks as vectors to spread disease.

RFKJr should be in a better position to look into that. If true, I'm sure the Deep State is hiding it well, but he ought to be able to start investigating.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (w6EFb)

199 A HUGE deal in the Federal government, now @ Georgetown with him, I think. Yes,

Christine Grady is a distinguished bioethicist who formerly headed the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Clinical Center and later (2026) moved to Georgetown University. They married in 1985.
Posted by: L - No nic

She is there because Trump transferred her to Alaska. She declined.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

200 Would that flu be as deadly today as it was back then?

I have no idea. I just envision they've been trying to recreate something to match it, then enhance it to be even more deadly......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (2YhKe)

Eh, probably just as deadly if not worse (because of increased population and density.) The Spanish flu was scary in that the reason it worked like it did is that it set off an overreaction in the immune system of healthy people (cytokine storm.) So it was far more deadly to say a 21 year old dude or gal, than a person whose immune system was already compromised, because their immune response to it was less.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

201 If (doubtful) Fauci does any time it will be in a geriatric unit at a Fed prison where Sal and Tony stab him to death with spokes from their wheelchair wheels. Sal lost Aunt Angela in a NY nursing home from Covid and Tony was just sick and tired of listening to the little fuck run his mouth. Shoulda kept quiet and just played pinochle Anthony.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (gm9Sb)

202 Deadly flus can occur without Chinese involvement. The Spanish flu of 1918 killed FAR more people than any flu within the past 50 years.

That might have come from China as well as the Chinese records have a major flu in 1917 AND the Great War caused a labor shortage which led to, I think France, bringing in Chinese workers...
Posted by: 18-1

From what I've read, it started here in the states, at some Army camp that was training recruits for the war, before any of them had set foot in Europe.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

203 What did Ms North Carolina say to take her crown away?

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (KC5Lt)

204 His excuse was that children haven't formed their identity by that point and therefore do not contribute to society. As a result, it should be permissible to eliminate them.

He makes the worst things I find in my cats' litter boxes look good by comparison.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (FZ29D)

My unscientific study of toddlers at dinner with the free cracker ration in family restaurants comes to the opposite conclusion. They have formed a complete identity as loud messy nuisances who can spackle a booth with uncleanable chewed cracker and run about like idiots and have to be chased down.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (uhVAy)

205 12 They put Bannon in jail for this stuff. Time for Fauci to get to review how the glory hole situation is in his location prison...

Posted by: 18-1

-------------------
They put Bannon in jail (prison?) for asserting that his testimony was covered by Trump's Executive Privilege, but (And this part I really did not understand) Biden refused to reaffirm it so somehow it was invalid.


Either way, it was very different. They put Bannon in prison because they are commie scum. Fauci is protected because they are commie scum. OK, maybe not so different.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:07 PM (ppr2L)

206 177 His excuse was that children haven't formed their identity by that point
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Which is nonsense. Four-year-old Bulg had plenty of personality.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

indeed. I wasn't yet five when the bus I was on was pulled over by cops. They came on the bus and asked for me by name, and I was scared to answer, as from the TV shows Mom and Dad watched, the cops only asked for guilty people...I eventually stood up and said it was me, but said, "I didn't do anything!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:07 PM (l3cgK)

207 203 What did Ms North Carolina say to take her crown away?

"I love pop up ads"

Posted by: Randy (tunin' sum bitch) at August 06, 2026 03:08 PM (HcoTw)

208 Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

Bernie Sanders shuts down endorsing Francesca Hong.

On Pod Save America, asked if he’d jump into the Wisconsin governor’s race:

"I don’t think so. I met Francesca a couple of years ago… she seems very, very nice. But this is a race I’m just not that familiar with"

https://x.com/IAPolls2022/status/2085152267737411618
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

What race, chinese or alien?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy)

209 Fox News is as liberal as CNN. I despise them

Yeah, when I see "The far right only listens to Fox News and does exactly what they tell them!" I snort. Conservatives don't watch Fox News the way they used to. My parents (Boomers) used to love turning on Fox News at night to watch their primetime lineup. Before Tucker left, though, they'd cut the cable and went to streaming only.

Look how many people actually *actively* watch Fox News. It's what, 5 million? In a country of over 300 million. that's not much.

Posted by: pookysgirl, doing the math at August 06, 2026 03:08 PM (Wt5PA)

210 Sweet racket if you can get it.

Being a mad scientist married to the broad who is in charge of saying whether or not you are a mad scientist.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (9c9us)

211 186
Back during Bush II, it was determined that if you went overseas and conducted yourself in activities illegal in the US (even if legal in said other country), you were prosecutable once you returned to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (l3cgK)


Fauci only sent money....he didn't go over there and actually perform any experiments of GoF directly, did he?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)

And the getaway driver didn't rob the bank...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (l3cgK)

212 211 And the getaway driver didn't rob the bank...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (l3cgK)

======

"Exactly!"
-NY police commissioners

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (sZHUV)

213 Miss NC said the n word ten years ago on Twitter. She is Mexican.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (enNUy)

214 199. She is there because Trump transferred her to Alaska. She declined.
Posted by: Piper

That's just the way it's usually done. You leave 'on your own decision.' Our Regional administrator got D.C. or out. He was a lucky one.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (NFX2v)

215 Fauci only sent money....he didn't go over there and actually perform any experiments of GoF directly, did he?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)

He authorized it, he had to by the law.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (uhVAy)

216 That might have come from China as well as the Chinese records have a major flu in 1917 AND the Great War caused a labor shortage which led to, I think France, bringing in Chinese workers...
Posted by: 18-1

From what I've read, it started here in the states, at some Army camp that was training recruits for the war, before any of them had set foot in Europe.
Posted by: Bulg

-----------

It came from China. That was widely accepted before the Wuhan flu and the propaganda campaign to exonerate China.

Things don't start in military camps with lots of young healthy men. They start in filthy china with their proto-commie pigs and ducks and humans all living in the same hovel.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (ppr2L)

217 203:

"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (9c9us)

218
The counter to the Lyme disease in ticks as bioweapon vector is the claim that the bacteria have existed in ticks long before Plum Island research.

This is supposedly proven, but I don't enough to be sure myself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (w6EFb)

219 RFK claims that both Lyme Disease and RSV originated from gain of function research.

Plum Island. Gosh darn it, they never could get the cure, though.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (e1mwr)

220 Back during Bush II, it was determined that if you went overseas and conducted yourself in activities illegal in the US (even if legal in said other country), you were prosecutable once you returned to the US...
——

Ostensibly to prosecute kiddie fvckers who tour places in Thailand or wherever. How many have been prosecuted? Never heard any in the news.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, they are grooming toddlers in Kindergarten and Public Libraries

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (/wHvr)

221 192 His excuse was that children haven't formed their identity by that point and therefore do not contribute to society. As a result, it should be permissible to eliminate them.
——-

He had to go to school a long time to get that stupid
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (/wHvr)

Clearly this idiot never raised a kid to four years old. Hell, they have personalities by the time they get pushed out of the womb.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (hfIju)

222 She is there because Trump transferred her to Alaska. She declined.
Posted by: Piper

That's just the way it's usually done. You leave 'on your own decision.' Our Regional administrator got D.C. or out. He was a lucky one.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (NFX2v)

We need a special station that we can send anyone we want to quit to so they can refuse and get fired.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy)

223 >>RFKJr should be in a better position to look into that. If true, I'm sure the Deep State is hiding it well, but he ought to be able to start investigating.

Lyme Disease is big topic around here because Lyme, CT is not far away. This entire region is constantly being told to keep an eye out for ticks that can spread it.

Some of us crazy conspiracy theorists have been saying for years that Plum Island is the logical place for it to have escaped. Maybe we can finally get someone like RFK to look into it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)

224 Clearly this idiot never raised a kid to four years old. Hell, they have personalities by the time they get pushed out of the womb.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (hfIju)

From the somewhat biased testimony of moms, even before in some cases.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:12 PM (uhVAy)

225 197. At the PEAK of the spread of AIDS, no?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Yes. She did a tremendous amount of work regarding ARC and AIDs. He somehow became the hero after a time.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:12 PM (NFX2v)

226 TJM the Marxists don't care about existing laws, they have Commissar Judges to make up their own rules

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

227 Yes, it was Fauci's wife who signed off on stuff he was doing as "ethical". She was his ethics police.
Posted by: publius
--------

Fox/henhouse

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)

228 Bioethics is a rather self important position. I remember seeing some guy years ago who was the first bioethicist to appear on tv , and I thought " that guy made up his own "expertise "". What makes there system of beliefs better than anyone elses?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (KY+FT)

229 Clearly this idiot never raised a kid to four years old. Hell, they have personalities by the time they get pushed out of the womb.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Our son had a personality even in utero, not dissimilar to the personality he had as a child and has even now, as a 24-year-old adult.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

230 Some of us crazy conspiracy theorists have been saying for years that Plum Island is the logical place for it to have escaped. Maybe we can finally get someone like RFK to look into it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8

RFK Jr was probably part of the same people who started the conspiracy theory years ago with you.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (KC5Lt)

231 She is there because Trump transferred her to Alaska. She declined.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

When are people gonna quit trying to send us their old trash?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)

232 226 TJM the Marxists don't care about existing laws, they have Commissar Judges to make up their own rules

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

=======

Well, then I guess all the appeals courts that have reversed lower court judges over the past couple of years just stopped existing, then.

As I said, a lot of lawsuits, and a lot of dismissals. District courts will play. The appeals courts will end them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (sZHUV)

233 6 months ago, Rand Paul was the official AOS public enemy #1 because he didn't want to confirm MarkWayne Mullin, the guy who joked about Paul being brutally beaten.

Now MarkWayne Mullin is talking about a kinder, gentler, DHS and Rand Paul is at least doing a job.

It's almost like ace makes the dumbest choice every time he's presented with one.

Posted by: Spinning like a Dervish to keep up with Ace's new political convictions. at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (TH4O4)

234 Why did Fauci have a regularly-scheduled call with Bill Gates every 2 weeks? Did he really entertain the possibility that the vaccine was compromised in Jan. of 2021, just after its first emergency roll-out?

Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (rdeQO)

235 Fox/henhouse
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)

More like old hag, not really a fox.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (hfIju)

236 Let's all pray that Lyme Disease and Coconut Disease never mutate together.

The jingle for the vaccine would kill us all.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (9c9us)

237 Why did Fauci have a regularly-scheduled call with Bill Gates every 2 weeks? Did he really entertain the possibility that the vaccine was compromised in Jan. of 2021, just after its first emergency roll-out?
Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (rdeQO)

Star hunting or money hunting probably.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)

238 233 Now MarkWayne Mullin is talking about a kinder, gentler, DHS and Rand Paul is at least doing a job.

It's almost like ace makes the dumbest choice every time he's presented with one.

Posted by: Spinning like a Dervish to keep up with Ace's new political convictions. at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (TH4O4)

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Mullin has supercharged immigration enforcement since he took over. June set a record for arrests and deportations. July broke that record.

Mullin's comments to the state governors were about trying to get them to work with DHS like Texas and Florida do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:15 PM (sZHUV)

239 236 Let's all pray that Lyme Disease and Coconut Disease never mutate together.

The jingle for the vaccine would kill us all.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (9c9us)

Only GoF can put the Lyme in the Coconut...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:15 PM (l3cgK)

240
And remember, Rand Paul just found out that Bill Gates had DOE Q level security clearance. And that means he could've been "read in" into all sorts of shit they were doing.

For his own profit, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:15 PM (w6EFb)

241 Let's all pray that Lyme Disease and Coconut Disease never mutate together.

The jingle for the vaccine would kill us all.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (9c9us)

That would be a good thing, as the mixture is touted to make you 'feel better'

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:15 PM (uhVAy)

242
We need a special station that we can send anyone we want to quit to so they can refuse and get fired.
Posted by: Oldcat

==============

Dark comedy idea:

But what if they DON'T quit?

DISTRICT OF THE DAMNED -- The worst bureaucrats in the nation are sent to run an obscure desert town.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)

243 >>At the PEAK of the spread of AIDS, no?

You know who else made bank off AIDS? The Clinton Foundation.

When Hillary was SOS she was also in charge of USAID. That would be the same USAID that also gave a grant to the EcoHealth Alliance for gain of function research in Wuhan.

And that's why Fauci is being protected.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)

244 191 RFK claims that both Lyme Disease and RSV originated from gain of function research.

Naturally, the self-appointed fact checkers claim there is no evidence this is true. Because the government always tells the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw

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On the face, it would really be a stretch.

They do GoF two ways -- gene insertion, and serial passage. Lyme was before we had the tech for gene insertion, and even serial passage requires gene insertion into whatever media you are using as host. For example, they make mice with human genes to give them the right receptors to be relevant, and then they do serial passage using generations of mice. All that was not possible when Lyme was first found.

So, not saying impossible, but he has to provide extraordinary evidence for it to be believable.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (ppr2L)

245 So the NC beauty queen is a "white Hispanic". Tough to keep the scorecard these days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (KY+FT)

246 Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (rdeQO)

Because money talks.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:17 PM (KC5Lt)

247 The jingle for the vaccine would kill us all.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (9c9us)

"1-877-Shotz-For Tots
1-877-Shotz-For Tots"

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

248 243 >>At the PEAK of the spread of AIDS, no?

You know who else made bank off AIDS? The Clinton Foundation.

When Hillary was SOS she was also in charge of USAID. That would be the same USAID that also gave a grant to the EcoHealth Alliance for gain of function research in Wuhan.

And that's why Fauci is being protected.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)

So could you say that Fauci has information that could lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (9ZFZd)

249 A $20 burrito?
Did they put caviar and Wagyu steak in it?

I can buy a perfectly good burrito from the store at about $2.50.

If I really want to get crazy I can buy all the ingredients and make it myself and get 10 burritos for $20.

Too lazy, or too ignorant, to cook?
Then don’t complain about the price if takeout delivered by DoorDash.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (6ydKt)

250 Aren't Fox News pollsters former DNC and Hillary pollsters? Would explain a lot.
Still watch Fox Business

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (KY+FT)

251 Sounds like we're bombing Qeshm Island.

https://x.com/RealestMercury/status/
2085438698993184778

But, remember, Trump will never actually hurt Iran because he's so desperate for a deal and will accept literally anything to get Iran to reaccept the Obama-Iran deal that he himself tore up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (sZHUV)

252 222. We need a special station that we can send anyone we want to quit to so they can refuse and get fired.
Posted by: Oldcat

Technically, it was part of being a manager. Refuse & one was supposed to be unloaded. But...

Now lower graded, they pushed someone until they could claim insubordination or potential threats of violence. A very nasty game, largely union backed too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (NFX2v)

253 247.

Ouch my brain

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (9c9us)

254 Pete singer is an atheist who grew up in a non religious family. Obviously not all atheists feel this way about it being ok to kill kids before they've reached four , but his attitude doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (rHgXV)

255 I wonder whether that is because they are trying to draw an even larger audience, assuming that conservatives have nowhere else to go, and won't leave.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


The only reason Fox was ever considered conservative is their news room was only 65% Democrat, not 99%.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (vJrRc)

256
They put Bannon in jail (prison?) for asserting that his testimony was covered by Trump's Executive Privilege, but (And this part I really did not understand) Biden refused to reaffirm it so somehow it was invalid.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:07 PM (ppr2L)



Yeah, that's totally not going to turn around and bite the Biden Cabal in the ass...

*looks at Congressional GOPe*

Oh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (y9nCu)

257 She is there because Trump transferred her to Alaska. She declined.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

When are people gonna quit trying to send us their old trash?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)

Its cold and far off. New Jersey is too close to nicer spots, even if worse than AK. Pray for Alberta to join the US, and some swamp in Alberta might become the crap posting of choice and save you the trouble.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (uhVAy)

258
Just some brief looking into this. Supposedly the Lyme disease bacteria goes back 60,000 years in NA. And supposedly that "Ice Man" mummy they discovered showed evidence of that bacteria in his system.

Note that none of that would preclude GoFing or similar of that bacteria if say you were trying to weaponize ticks using some existing bacteria already adapted to ticks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (w6EFb)

259 Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (ppr2L)

The wind wake you up again ? 😃

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (KC5Lt)

260 245 So the NC beauty queen is a "white Hispanic". Tough to keep the scorecard these days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (KY+FT)

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Remember, most Hispanics consider themselves white because there are social pressures to identify with Hispanic/Iberian roots in Latin America and the fact that there is a very large percentage of actually Spanish decent in the region.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (sZHUV)

261 The fifth new reactor design under the Department of Energy's Reactor Pilot and Nuclear Energy Launch Pad program has started making neutrons.

Five new technologies designed, built and operating. More than we've had in the last fifty years.

No, I am not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (IG3/x)

262
And the other counterargument to that is that ticks would be a piss-poor bioweapon vector. Too slow.

But I don't know about that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (w6EFb)

263 250 Aren't Fox News pollsters former DNC and Hillary pollsters? Would explain a lot.
Still watch Fox Business

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (KY+FT)

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Yeah.

Fox has one of the most Democrat-leaning pollsters out of all media pollsters. It's kind of a funny irony when you think about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (sZHUV)

264 254. At what age is it acceptable to kill Peter Singer then?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (9c9us)

265 231 She is there because Trump transferred her to Alaska. She declined.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

When are people gonna quit trying to send us their old trash?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)

Right? I can’t remember where, but if I recall, it was a very, very remote lab site. This is by memory and a lot has happened since then, lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

266 There is a real, serious, and decades long propaganda campaign to blame the US gov. for everything.

Russia had big investment in blaming US for creating AIDS because they understood it would cleave off blacks (who don't trust gov and were one of the big early victims) and make them become marxist. China does the same, and ramped it up after Wuhan flu to throw mud in the air.

So a lot of this anti-US stuff is just propaganda. Not saying all of it is false, but be very very skeptical.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (ppr2L)

267 260 245 So the NC beauty queen is a "white Hispanic". Tough to keep the scorecard these days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (KY+FT)

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Remember, most Hispanics consider themselves white because there are social pressures to identify with Hispanic/Iberian roots in Latin America and the fact that there is a very large percentage of actually Spanish decent in the region.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (sZHUV)

Hispanics are so racist...they look down on the darker shades. My Mexican ancestry has White Spaniards, Black Slaves, and Mexican Indians in it, so it doesn't matter much to me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (l3cgK)

268 And probably nobody will read this, but I found it quite interesting: "How Peter Singer and Oxford drove me from atheism to Jesus":

https://tinyurl.com/4uyzm9d2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (rHgXV)

269 @260 TJM, yup I knew a Mexican girl who was a natural blonde and could have passed for Nordic. She told me the less Indian blood you had in Mexico the higher up you were

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (KY+FT)

270 >>So, not saying impossible, but he has to provide extraordinary evidence for it to be believable.

I don't think RFK is pulling stuff out of his ass. He has all the data at his disposal now and he said it again last Sunday.

Seriously, knowing that they lied and literally shut down the entire world over an "impossible" virus we know have proof they created would anyone be surprised if they did it before?

My only question is how many times have they done this before?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (viF8m)

271 264 254. At what age is it acceptable to kill Peter Singer then?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (9c9us)

Can he be shipped to Canada? They like youth in Asia there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)

272 I like District Taco, would happily spend $20 there

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (oSxZ7)

273 269 @260 TJM, yup I knew a Mexican girl who was a natural blonde and could have passed for Nordic. She told me the less Indian blood you had in Mexico the higher up you were

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (KY+FT)

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Charlton Heston played a completely believable Mexican in Touch of Evil.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (sZHUV)

274 Nood. Budget fraud.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (ExV1e)

275 The wind wake you up again ? 😃
Posted by: polynikes

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ha, now my schedule has shifted. I will have to be sleep deprived for a week to fix it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (ppr2L)

276 Pete Seeger > Pete Singer

Posted by: Both Assholes at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (F1rMs)

277 we're bombing Qeshm Island.
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Having some trouble here with pronunciation. I wonder how the newsheads are doing it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (XeU6L)

278 The Fox News site is very conservative relatively speaking. They will always run stories that contradict the left's narrative.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)

279 When are people gonna quit trying to send us their old trash?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)

Fun fact: The Army officer who was sent to Alaska in 1867 to take possession of it from the Russians was named Jefferson Davis. He had served at Ft. Sumter when it was fired on, and later murdered another Union officer, but was kept on because the Union Army was so short of competent officers at the time.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

280
I watch Fox for the jokes. Gutfeld and Watters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (mmrXZ)

281 Former Miss nc is from Mexico Ecuador. She's racist. New miss nc is black. No white chicks involved. Yet.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (enNUy)

282 Dark comedy idea:

But what if they DON'T quit?

DISTRICT OF THE DAMNED -- The worst bureaucrats in the nation are sent to run an obscure desert town.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)

That's why its in AK. On the tundra, cable to the rest of the world is only for official messages, manual typewriters with carbon paper, and lots of requests for reports of 500 pages or more. Lots of loaded revolvers stashed about in case they get the urge. We could move them to an Antarctic station when summer in AK starts.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (uhVAy)

283 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)

Btw... I had to look up retinue.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (fsIaS)

284 > When are people gonna quit trying to send us their old trash?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)

Indeed. At the very least they could assign them to Adak, where they wouldn't bother anyone else.

Or maybe one of those uninhabited Cold War Air Force startions that get visited maybe once a year to service the radar and repair the runway (I think the Air Force made a wise decision there, by the way... keeping the runways maintained means they could have a base back up and running pretty damned quick, should it become necessary).




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (IG3/x)

285 > That's why its in AK. On the tundra, cable to the rest of the world is only for official messages, manual typewriters with carbon paper, and lots of requests for reports of 500 pages or more.

(looks at calendar.... yep, still 2026)

Allow me to gently suggest that your idea of conditions in Alaska might be a bit... outdated.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (IG3/x)

286 281 Former Miss nc is from Mexico Ecuador. She's racist. New miss nc is black. No white chicks involved. Yet.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (enNUy)

According to AI, Idaho had a black as their state Miss back in 1964...so she was a black that wore the sash that said "Miss Idaho"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)

287 Or maybe one of those uninhabited Cold War Air Force startions that get visited maybe once a year to service the radar and repair the runway (I think the Air Force made a wise decision there, by the way... keeping the runways maintained means they could have a base back up and running pretty damned quick, should it become necessary).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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BIL served at a radar site up there. Bonus for me when he retired, he gave me some of his cold weather gear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

288 From what I've read, it started here in the states, at some Army camp that was training recruits for the war, before any of them had set foot in Europe.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)


Several years prior to the Spanish Flu there was a great outbreak of Polio in New York City, in the area that the Rockefeller Institute was working with serial passage of Polio to monkeys to try and find the causative agent that was reliably infectious, so they could try to find a cure or a preventative.
Knowing this, I wonder if the Rockefeller institute or some US Army spawned copy of it was trying to work with something like this at Fort Riley.
It was speculated during the war, prior to the US entry, that the Germans were working on "germ warfare" and it was a serious concern to the Brits. It would have been absolutely stupid for Wilson to sign off on something insanely dangerous like this, and Wilson really thought he was hot shit that could only succeed if he did insanely dangerous shit like this

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)

289 Hispanics are so racist...they look down on the darker shades. My Mexican ancestry has White Spaniards, Black Slaves, and Mexican Indians in it, so it doesn't matter much to me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (l3cgK)

It's not really racist, its classist. The Upper class mixes less with natives and goes home to Spain, the middle and lower have less clout. Brazil is the same way, with the addition of black genes from slaves to the mix.

That's also why the rape crimes against the lower class white girls in England get so little play there. The upper and middle classes aren't gonna sweat abuse of the lower classes, even if genetically there is no difference.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy)

290 251 Sounds like we're bombing Qeshm Island

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Interesting, thought a non-touchable.

The largest island in the Gulf and sits in the Strait of Hormuz, separated from the Iranian mainland by the Clarence Strait. It functions as a major free trade zone and boasts the Hara mangrove forests, salt caves, and a history shaped by Portuguese and Persian rule.



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (NFX2v)

291 > Fun fact: The Army officer who was sent to Alaska in 1867 to take possession of it from the Russians was named Jefferson Davis
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

Another fun fact: when the transfer became official on October 18, 1867, the chattel slaves held by the Tlingit (and some other tribes) were automatically emancipated, making them the last slaves to be freed what is now the territory of the United States.

The Indians were pissed off about it, too.

"Juneteenth" my ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (IG3/x)

292 Or maybe one of those uninhabited Cold War Air Force startions that get visited maybe once a year to service the radar and repair the runway (I think the Air Force made a wise decision there, by the way... keeping the runways maintained means they could have a base back up and running pretty damned quick, should it become necessary).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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BIL served at a radar site up there. Bonus for me when he retired, he gave me some of his cold weather gear.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

Another use for a US Greenland Territory.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (uhVAy)

293 Interesting, thought a non-touchable.

The largest island in the Gulf and sits in the Strait of Hormuz, separated from the Iranian mainland by the Clarence Strait. It functions as a major free trade zone and boasts the Hara mangrove forests, salt caves, and a history shaped by Portuguese and Persian rule.



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (NFX2v)

no reason for any geographic feature to be untouchable with our tech to drop a strike on an open window should we care to do so.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

294 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

I was born at Ellsworth AFB and my father served temp assignments at Minot. After he retired and we moved to Louisiana, all of his AF winter apparel became overkill. The gloves were awesome though.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (KC5Lt)

295 hat's why its in AK. On the tundra, cable to the rest of the world is only for official messages, manual typewriters with carbon paper, and lots of requests for reports of 500 pages or more.

(looks at calendar.... yep, still 2026)

Allow me to gently suggest that your idea of conditions in Alaska might be a bit... outdated.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (IG3/x)

it won't be outdated when I intentionally set up such conditions. Hardship with a capital H and A

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (uhVAy)

296
Indeed. At the very least they could assign them to Adak, where they wouldn't bother anyone else.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (IG3/x)




We could easily sell them on the idea, the island is an outdoor enthusiast's paradise. I mean, Adak even has it's own National Forest.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adak_National_Forest

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 03:34 PM (y9nCu)

297 > I was born at Ellsworth AFB and my father served temp assignments at Minot.

IMO, Minot is far more bleak than any major base in Alaska. Maybe some of the mothballed stations in the high Arctic that I mentioned above would be comparable, but certainly not JBER or even Eielson.

For one thing, Eielson has trees.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (IG3/x)

298 But, remember, Trump will never actually hurt Iran because he's so desperate for a deal and will accept literally anything to get Iran to reaccept the Obama-Iran deal that he himself tore up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (sZHUV)


I know, it makes me cry salty tears of shame out of the humiliation Trump's inability to come to a decision gives me

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:39 PM (rbvCR)

299 Adak does have some excellent hunting. The caribou herd has expanded a lot since the Navy base shut down.

It's a spendy trip, but apparently worth it to some.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (IG3/x)

300 They start in filthy china with their proto-commie pigs and ducks and humans all living in the same hovel.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (ppr2L)
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Pigs, ducks, chickens, and people all eating and shitting in the same place with no sanitation - what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (JNTt1)

301 223 >>RFKJr should be in a better position to look into that. If true, I'm sure the Deep State is hiding it well, but he ought to be able to start investigating.

Lyme Disease is big topic around here because Lyme, CT is not far away. This entire region is constantly being told to keep an eye out for ticks that can spread it.

Some of us crazy conspiracy theorists have been saying for years that Plum Island is the logical place for it to have escaped. Maybe we can finally get someone like RFK to look into it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)
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They should attack the ticks/Lyme Disease like they attacked the New World Screw Worm: breed a shitload of sterile males to mate with the females which will then produce no offspring. Wipe out all the ticks. This would greatly impact the only marsupial native to North America - the opossum, a voracious tick eater.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (JNTt1)

302 237 Why did Fauci have a regularly-scheduled call with Bill Gates every 2 weeks? Did he really entertain the possibility that the vaccine was compromised in Jan. of 2021, just after its first emergency roll-out?
Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (rdeQO)

Star hunting or money hunting probably.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
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Isn't Bill Gates on record as stating that 90% of the humans on the planet need to die to save the earth? My gut tells me this was his first attempt.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (JNTt1)

Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream, Screaming "I'm Doing This for My Children!"

You probably have cleared your organic hard-drive of this nasty buffoon. He's the guy who ruined Miss America aspirant's chances by demanding she say that transgenders should be allowed to compete in Miss America. When she -- rather stunned by the question -- babbled out a careful answer that ultimately ended in "no," Hilton declared her answer "ugly."

His whole career, if you can call it that, consisted of spreading gossip and attacking people posting pictures of his enemies after having crudely drawn semen on their faces.

He then paid a surrogate to give him a couple of Fashion Accessory Children and disappeared into a well-earned obscurity.

Apparently he's not handling that obscurity well.



Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After Appearing to Harm Himself on Livestream

Law enforcement and emergency workers responded to Mr. Hilton's house after he appeared to hurt himself on a TikTok stream Tuesday.


Perez Hilton, the celebrity blogger, was hospitalized after he appeared to harm himself on camera during a TikTok livestream on Tuesday, the authorities said.

The Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office said Wednesday morning that Mr. Hilton had been transported from his home in Miami to a hospital, where he was receiving medical attention after "livestreaming acts of self-harm on social media."

Video clips and screenshots from the livestream circulated widely online, appearing to show Mr. Hilton, 48, in distress and injuring himself on camera.

Cutting himself with a kitchen knife, they mean.

A representative for Mr. Hilton, Dante Rusciolelli, wrote in an email on Wednesday that he had no additional information on Mr. Hilton's condition. "Our focus remains on Perez's health, recovery, and the privacy of both him and his family during this incredibly difficult time," he said.

Later on Wednesday, a statement on Mr. Hilton's website said, "We can confirm that Perez is receiving medical care, and our family's focus right now is on his well-being."

"Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

There is a disturbing clip of his Tik Tok Cutting Sesh on X. I wouldn't watch it. It shows him covered in his own blood screaming "I'm doing this for my children!"

Video here.

What he can do for his children is not contest Florida's likely move to take his children away and place them in the home of a non-lunatic.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 Open channel D

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (qkj0f)

2 Is he running for Senate or something?

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (KsZMV)

3 Channel D is open

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (qkj0f)

4 yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (wOO3z)

5 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (bFu5X)

6 Well, I mean, sure, the kids would have benefited from the life insurance payout maybe....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 01:24 PM (aJQbY)

7 Anyway....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (wOO3z)

8 What he can do for his children is not contest Florida's likely move to take his children away and place them in the home of a non-lunatic.

Beats other parts of the country taking people's children away for not letting teachers sexually mutilate them

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

9 What will happen to his purchased children?

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (enNUy)

10 What will happen to his purchased children?
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM


Repossessed?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (bFu5X)

11 Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (2UnvF)

12 The world is full of broken people.

I'd say most of them end up on the left, but there are broken people everywhere.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (N1DT3)

13 This asshole mental defective shouldn't be anywhere near kids.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (wOO3z)

14 Delete yourself. For your children.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (dK+Kv)

15 Perez Hilton, the celebrity blogger
......

He's no Ace.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (UjdFS)

16 He has kids??

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (Sco7b)

17 Willowed: ok this is too funny. Schumer endorsed al-Sayed. al-Sayed then said he favored Chris Van Hollen to replace Schumer
Endorsing muzzies won't make them like Jews, Chuckie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (KY+FT)

18 But he seemed so normal.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 01:28 PM (/k3in)

19 Apparently TikTok let this freak stream his separation with reality for nearly 30 minutes before taking it down.

There are a whole lot of sickos out there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)

20 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
=====

I was just about to skim right past this post

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)

21 Didn't Carrie Prejean, the contestant that he ruined, recently go on a rant about Israel and the JOOS, or something?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

22 Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
-------

Jesus.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (fsIaS)

23 So the gay drugs really, really don't let you feel anything.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (enNUy)

24 His whole career, if you can call it that, consisted of spreading gossip and attacking people posting pictures of his enemies after having crudely drawn semen on their faces.

-
Well, at least he's classy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)

25 Wait. Stop. Ace, stop it. Stop your bullshit and fake news.

You mean to tell me that this creepy mentally-ill leeching weirdo is a creepy mentally-ill leeching weirdo?

I shan't believe it. I just shan't!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

26 >>"Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike


Ace really doesn't give himself enough credit.

He's way out in front of Perez Hilton in my book of Important Gay Bloggers.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (uzmqU)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (2YhKe)

28
Didn't Carrie Prejean, the contestant that he ruined, recently go on a rant about Israel and the JOOS, or something?
Posted by: Bulg

=================

She revealed herself as a kook some time ago.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (mmrXZ)

29 Elric -

Style Guide says the second 'shan't' should be 'shannot'. Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (aJQbY)

30 Didn't Carrie Prejean, the contestant that he ruined, recently go on a rant about Israel and the JOOS, or something?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)
====
Yeah, she's a Tuqr-Candace-style joosdidit chick.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (JvZF+)

31 Just another example of how men aren't supposed to swallow man juice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (2YhKe)

32


I am strangely turgid...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (i9ubo)

33
Are we sure the Perez Hilton video wasn't

a campaign ad?

Cuz based on his argument, Ol' Perri would make as good a Senator for Florida as Talarico would for Texas.

He's got my vote!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (iJfKG)

34 What kind of children name their father "Perez"?

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (KsZMV)

35 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
________

Bro's got this?

https://tinyurl.com/y6phk3fk

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

36 I keep getting emails from GoFundMe about how Washington state "needs my help".

Washington ranks 45th in tax competitiveness according to the Tax Foundation, and has elected actual communists to Congress.

Washington can go fuck itself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:34 PM (IG3/x)

37 Washington can go fuck itself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Is Spokane still burning?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

38 Well, bye.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 01:35 PM (iySPJ)

39 Kids need a mom and a dad. I'm really not sure what the answer to gay adoption and surrogacy is other than banning it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, doing her best to give her kids a normal life at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (Wt5PA)

40 I never liked the term "self harm." Sounds like a vague euphemism for what it really is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

41 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.


Sick.

Burn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (2YhKe)

42 That mountain bike so fvcking ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (JvZF+)

43 He has kids??

For some meaning of "has," undoubtedly.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (vTZFs)

44 Better him then me

Posted by: Doug at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (B1+sW)

45 I had no idea there were gay neanderthals.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

46 Ick, at least the authorities realized they needed to pull him out of the house before he decided he needed to knife the kids too.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (PV+Zw)

47
Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream, Screaming "I'm Doing This for My Children!"
--------

When the thing you do is bad enough that no clickbait headline could make it sound any more interesting, that's how you know it's bad.

"Perez Hilton Made One Mistake - Then Everything Changed"

"The Surprising Side of Perez Hilton No One Talks About"

"You Won't Believe What Perez Hilton Has Been Up To!"

"The Real Reason Perez Hilton Was Hospitalized"

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (fsIaS)

48
The world is full of broken people.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

=================

Add money/power and stir. Yields one serving of personal disaster.

Seems like this has been a toxic combo going back to ancient history. Not much we can do about it except keep exhorting people to raise and educate their kids well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (mmrXZ)

49 Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

***

Thanks for my laugh for the day.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (lCppi)

50 Long time attention seeker seeks yet more attention.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (8mulE)

51 Is Spokane still burning?
Posted by: Bulg


Looks like so. The whole state and OR have dozens of fires. But this is called summer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (diia5)

52
I never liked the term "self harm." Sounds like a vague euphemism for what it really is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)


Well, to be fair..."Sloppy Masturbation with a Knife" doesn't just roll off the tongue.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (iJfKG)

53 Long time attention seeker seeks yet more attention.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (8mulE)



What broken, drugged up, mentally insane lunatics won't do for attention these days.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (2YhKe)

54 Is Spokane still burning?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah, more dry weather is causing them to flare up again, from what I'm seeing.

But the solution isn't begging for money from out of state.

The solution is pitchforks and torches in Olympia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (IG3/x)

55 Perez Hilton. No, I've never heard of her. Does she post here?
Bet she ain't no Piper!

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (fV9m3)

56 I'm getting the same GoFundMe emails about Washington State. LULZ. Get Bent.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (2CeDH)

57 "I'm Doing This for My Children!"

Well, he was right about this. His "children" are certainly much better off without their dangerous, lunatic "father" around.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

58 There but for the Grace of God....

Interestingly, Deadline didn't cover this. I was surprised. However, since it's a Hollywood thread, they did have this about a movie I'm amazed is being made.


EXCLUSIVE: Here is your first full trailer for Jonathan Majors‘ comeback movie, Run Hide Fight: Infidels, a sequel of sorts to The Daily Wire‘s 2020 movie Run Hide Fight.

The film sparked a level of controversy online five weeks ago when its provocative logline was revealed as follows:

“When radical Islamic terrorists hijack a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels in a makeshift caliphate, a ragtag band of red-blooded students, a security guard tired of ‘Uncle Tom’ smears, and a Delta Force vet must arm up to save their clueless peers and keep America from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (Sco7b)

59 Who raises 'his' kids? I'm quite sure it's not him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (2YhKe)

60 I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (6jy2V)

61 >>Yeah, more dry weather is causing them to flare up again, from what I'm seeing.


The weather and the arsonists, yes.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (uzmqU)

62 Bet she ain't no Piper!
Posted by: Case

No one can replace Piper. I miss her.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

63 I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (6jy2V)



His chosen spirit has long since taken over, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (2YhKe)

64 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
___

*wipes screen*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (3fZgy)

65
The world is full of broken people.

I'd say most of them end up on the left, but there are broken people everywhere.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (N1DT3)




I wouldn't go so far as to say that all commies are broken, kookoo bananas nut cases. But I WILL say that all broken, kookoo bananas nut cases turn out to be commies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

66 Perez Hilton is a multimillionaire!

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (T7fic)

67 I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......

A lobotomy and an exorcism?

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)

68
No one can replace Piper. I miss her.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)



Damn pet caused tumors........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

69 So how much tik tok money does he get from all the clicks?

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (enNUy)

70 Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (T7fic)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

71 >>No one can replace Piper. I miss her.


She was too young.

*Pours out Kale Juice*

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (uzmqU)

72 The video has been taken down. But I'll bet any amount of money this dude was pumped so full of illegal drugs he didn't know what planet he was on.

Mental illness + heavy drugs = very very bad

Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

73
If you want to see a cool, non-self harm video, some astronomers did indeed manage to image the dust cloud caused by that Falcon 9 2nd stage impact on the Moon the other night:

https://t.ly/9GYMo

That's some pretty damned impressive imaging. Note how the disc of the Moon is blacked out. To actually see the dust, it had to be so overexposed that the Moon itself would be saturated whiteout. I don't know how they managed this, but it's quite impressive.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (w6EFb)

74 I for one was shocked to learn that Perez Hilton has mental stability problems.


(closed captioning for the sarcasm-impaired: not really)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (IG3/x)

75 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

76 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (wOO3z)

77 If this fucktard retains custody of "his children" there's no hope. Dude belongs in an asylum, in a rubber room.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2Cry5)

78 He's way out in front of Perez Hilton in my book of Important Gay Bloggers.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (uzmqU)
----
The sad thing is the Book of Important Gay Bloggers has sold more copies than the Hitchhikers' Guide the Galaxy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (FZ29D)

79 Who smells the self-punishment due to guilt on this one? And, "doing it for my kids" doesn't convince me otherwise. Quite the opposite.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (dIske)

80
Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)



I'm betting he was on a serious regimen of anti-depressants, pain killers and ketamine.

Do a tox. I bet he's a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

81 I wouldn't go so far as to say that all commies are broken, kookoo bananas nut cases.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

True enough. Some of them are murderous sociopathic nut cases.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (IG3/x)

82 76 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (wOO3z

Thank you. I didn't want to bring it up, but if that ever happened to me, I want to slice too.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (Sco7b)

83 I for one was shocked to learn that Perez Hilton has mental stability problems.


(closed captioning for the sarcasm-impaired: not really)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (IG3/x)

A 50 year old on Tik Tok is even more surprising. Look, as a parent you need to leave something for your kids to rebel against you about.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)

84 Speaking of the Jews . . .

Schumer endorses Abdul El-Sayed then, within hours . . .

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

-
Lie down with dogs, Chuckie, get up with fleas.

P.S. I'm not sure I should thank Jesus for this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

85 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)

86 Perez Hilton is a multimillionaire!


And yet, the left can't stop shitting on capitalism and all the benefits it grants to even the most worthless, talent free jackwagons........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)

87 > 75 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)

88 In retrospect "Perez Hilton" is probably less gay sounding.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (vTZFs)

89 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"


Yes. Quite the limelight he chose to sunbathe in........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)

90 I'm betting he was on a serious regimen of anti-depressants, pain killers and ketamine.

Do a tox. I bet he's a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

That's why drug users should be poor. That way you can only afford so much crap to pour into your body.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (uhVAy)

91 Lie down with dogs, Chuckie, get up with fleas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Fortunately, sous-videing kills all the fleas.
-- B. Hussein Obama

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

92
Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)



Shouldn't be be mowing Elizabeth Warren's lawn?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)

93 > 75 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)
----
I vaguely remembering him being the center of some celebrity scandal a couple of decades ago. Don't think he was the cause so much as the dude who brought it to light.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (FZ29D)

94 "Perez Hilton" - reminds me of "Alpa Chino" from Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (H5Io+)

95 > He then paid a surrogate to give him a couple of Fashion Accessory Children and disappeared into a well-earned obscurity.

I am really concerned by this trend of buying children this way. I honestly have no idea what, if anything, can be done. Surrogacy can be very helpful to loving couples who would be great parents. But it's also being used by awful people who shouldn't be around children at all.

I suppose this is true of most things. Evil people can extort just about anything. But I don't see much difference between rich people buying children from desperate families and rich people paying a surrogate to give birth to a child. Most western people would see the issue with the first.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)

96 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)

Being named Mario should have been a far more popular tik tok name than Perez Hilton.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (uhVAy)

97 I've been hitting myself with a hammer over on TikTok and I'm normal in every way.

Posted by: The Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (JM9I6)

98 I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm more a may he feel the fires of Hell kind of guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)

99
Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)



I guess I missed my opportunity to blog stupid gossip shit after Kim Kardashian's porno came out.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (2YhKe)

100 Notice to Side Sleepers: Try the Butterfly Method Tonight!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (wOO3z)

101 Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob

Looks Portuguese.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

102 Gay Icon and depraved raving lunatic have long been interchangeable descriptors.



Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (7vHVU)

103 The video has been taken down. But I'll bet any amount of money this dude was pumped so full of illegal drugs he didn't know what planet he was on.

Mental illness + heavy drugs = very very bad

Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

I knew that lithium can be bad for your kidneys, and that's why Pooky had metabolic panels done biannually, but I didn't know about lithium intoxication until his kidneys were trying to shut down. He was convinced he was in a space station, fighting off aliens (the nurses) and a witch (me). Don't worry, he's since apologized.

Posted by: pookysgirl has had a rocky year at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Wt5PA)

104 Hey P Rez 72hr involuntary committ., a syringe loaded with sodium amytal injected into you and 24 hr round the clock monitoring by the goon squad. Repeat. No contact with children ever again.

Posted by: little people at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (ehY6c)

105 I'm going to see Bryan Adams on Sunday night. Maybe he'll dedicate "Cuts Like a Knife" to Perez?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)

106 Darn! The video is no longer available.
I wanted to watch it. It can't stand him.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (NpAcC)

107
Nice reply to muslim whining by a Japanese woman:

https://instapundit.com/815074/


Should pretty much be the standard American reply as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (iJfKG)

108 He then paid a surrogate to give him a couple of Fashion Accessory Children
-

So, Hilton was never Marriot?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (ohSsM)

109 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

Schumer endorsed El Sayed ???

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)

110 Why does Paul think I should care that Perez Hilton is a multimillionaire? . It doesn't seem to have helped him avoid major mental health problems and possible drug abuse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (xPsv8)

111 I guess he finally had too much anal nitrate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (2YhKe)

112 I always thought self-immolation was a better option for internet attention whores.

Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (qwype)

113 I'm watching RFK cut up Dana Bash again. Much better.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (JvZF+)

114 "CNN: Dems' chances in the Michigan Senate race are down dramatically following El-Sayed primary win"

what does that mean??

"DDHQ Michigan senate ratings change following Abdul El-Sayed primary win

🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up


Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (g47mK)

115 I feel sorry for the poor EMTs who had to respond. Hope they tripled the PPE.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (enNUy)

116 Those kids need to be taken away from him forever.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

117 Psychotic break or demonic possession? Potato, potaw-toh. He needs spiritual cleansing and a whole lot of healing. I truly hope his parents are around for the kids.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)

118 This event validates that we not only allow the truly insane to walk the streets but we give them a platform to spread same.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (51ygH)

119
I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

===============

In all seriousness, "Perez Hilton," as he billed himself, was a HUGE internet star until TMZ caught him and celebrities took to Instagram and started breaking their own news and releasing their own sex tapes. At times, I confess, I found him catchy and funny. I remember a picture of Lindsey Lohan he posted stumbling out of some club leaning on someone in her retinue and Hilton captioned it "Lindsey Lohan exits club with seeing eye friend."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (mmrXZ)

120 I suppose this is true of most things. Evil people can extort just about anything. But I don't see much difference between rich people buying children from desperate families and rich people paying a surrogate to give birth to a child. Most western people would see the issue with the first.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)

Well off folks in the past often helped raise poorer folks' kids if they showed promise. William Tecumseh Sherman was 'part adopted' by the rich Senator in town, he had to add William to his name to have a Christian name for the new family. His mom lived nearby with IIRC his other siblings.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (uhVAy)

121 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)

Should have gone with Rico Suave Lorenzo Llamas.

Posted by: It's All Make Believe at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (wVcYX)

122 I'm going to see Bryan Adams on Sunday night. Maybe he'll dedicate "Cuts Like a Knife" to Perez?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)



Did you loose your ballsack in a poker game?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

123 I'm watching RFK cut up Dana Bash again. Much better.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (JvZF+)

I'm starting to think she likes that treatment...

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (lCppi)

124 *lose

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

125 Well off folks in the past often helped raise poorer folks' kids if they showed promise. William Tecumseh Sherman was 'part adopted' by the rich Senator in town, he had to add William to his name to have a Christian name for the new family. His mom lived nearby with IIRC his other siblings.
Posted by: Oldcat

The guy who adopted Sherman was the first Secretary of the Interior. Sherman married his daughter.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

126 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)

127 CNN: Dems' chances in the Michigan Senate race are down dramatically following El-Sayed primary win"

🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up


Isn't that the least "dramatic" change possible?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (vTZFs)

128 If this fucktard retains custody of "his children" there's no hope. Dude belongs in an asylum, in a rubber room.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2Cry5)
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Who are you to break up this family!!
-the child welfare

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (JvZF+)

129 Psychotic break or demonic possession? Potato, potaw-toh. He needs spiritual cleansing and a whole lot of healing. I truly hope his parents are around for the kids.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)

I don't think you need invoke Satan for the motivation of an influencer on the downside of their career deciding to do something big to gain one more viral splash.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (uhVAy)

130
Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream

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A good start.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (lsrsS)

131 center of some celebrity scandal a couple of decades ago"

Leave Brittany alone!

(Yeah, different idiot...)

Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (XuXeR)

132 Doof-

Don't get all weepy when performs that gay ass Robin Hood song.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (wOO3z)

133 "CNN: Dems' chances in the Michigan Senate race are down dramatically following El-Sayed primary win"

what does that mean??

"DDHQ Michigan senate ratings change following Abdul El-Sayed primary win

🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up


Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (g47mK)

The circular firing squad is going to be absolutely epic. The Dems believe Michican and Texas are both winnable. Michigan actually IS winnable for them.

They're going to lose them both.

And black Dems are going to scream and rage that they WOULD HAVE WON both seats if they had only listened to what black Dems said they wanted.

Just in time for Kamala's primary race to begin.

Absolutely *chefs kiss*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (AdHga)

134 OK, I can't help it !

"
@jarvis_best
3h
What each political faction is doing to lower the cost of burritos:

- Libertarian: import 40 million immigrants from burrito making countries, destroy country but hey things are cheap

- MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing.

- Liberal: Vow to form a Congressional Burrito Cost Study Committee, which will recommend the creation of a United States Burrito Agency. The USBA will have the authority to review and approve of burrito prices after all stakeholders have been consulted. Burrito NGOs are expected to make billions from government grants.

Trad con: Point out that burritos are cheaper if you fill them with dirt instead of meat.

DSA: Run for office on a platform of beheading the fat cats at Big Burrito. Win in a landslide. Have the lawyers release a statement that as it turns out you aren’t ALLOWED to behead people for burrito crimes. Time magazine names you Person of the Year anyway"

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (g47mK)

135 The guy who adopted Sherman was the first Secretary of the Interior. Sherman married his daughter.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

also US Senator from Ohio by the time of the ACW.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (uhVAy)

136 Psychotic break or demonic possession? Potato, potaw-toh. He needs spiritual cleansing and a whole lot of healing. I truly hope his parents are around for the kids.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)



I think you misspelled 'exorcism.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (2YhKe)

137 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
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*sadz*

Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)

138 Abdul durka durka jihad jihad ElShitthebed seems a little crazy even for a commie.

I love seeing the geriatric Dems tie themselves to him and Piker.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (7vHVU)

139 Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream

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A good start.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (lsrsS)

I don't see why we are complaining about a good job of editing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (uhVAy)

140 Ace hates people "gossiping" he is strictly paid for disinformation.

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (T7fic)

141 Doof-

Don't get all weepy when performs that gay ass Robin Hood song.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (wOO3z)


That's the beer break signal

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (S0M0K)

142 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson


Jesus Red Roof Inn

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (rNQnT)

143 I guess he finally had too much anal nitrate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM


Dude...that's not how you're supposed to do whippets.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (bFu5X)

144 Manuel Radisson.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (wOO3z)

145 Schumer endorsed El Sayed ???
Posted by: runner

https://tinyurl.com/yc4a297d

You know, like cockroaches endorsing Raid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (ndZc7)

146 Not watching a video of the fag.

I did see a photo of him yesterday, lying in a hospital bed. Unsure when it was taken as maybe he's had a dramatic turn in the past.

He had a nasogastric tube & I wondered why. Not enough to read the article or his past medical history, however. I am not interested in this gossip fag.

Incredibly sad that surrogates or adoption agencies give babies & children to homos and lesbos. They then corrupt their minds & are later proud to be the parents of transoids.

The bs of love is love & Chad has two mommies is evil. Nothing good can come of brainwashing these kids from an early age. Look at Rosie's daughter who's now in prison.

Children need a mother & father in their lives. Preferably in marriage, unless one is abusive & divorce follows. The divorce curve has not changed much since we got married 47yrs ago...it was 50/50 then to not divorce and peaked in 1981. Now 41% because I looked it up. Possibly less weddings since the '80's?

While I know I am blessed.. was I just lucky or did I go into it knowing he would not change, loved him as he is, and we were fine with neither changing?

Marry your best friend.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (hzuYO)

147 *lose
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)


"loose" made the comment even funnier!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (S0M0K)

148 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)

Paco Bell Resort Motel.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (AdHga)

149 Number 1, top drawer item on my news feed today is, 'LAX workers make absolutely disgusting discovery inside airline food catering company'. Glad Brave has it's priorities in order.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (51ygH)

150 who?

Posted by: Esperman at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (lXuCG)

151 So the odds of his psychotic break being related to him being a "former" internet celebrity are?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (/k3in)

152 Tulsa Travelodge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)

153 I'm going to see Bryan Adams on Sunday night. Maybe he'll dedicate "Cuts Like a Knife" to Perez?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)


Did you loose your ballsack in a poker game?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM


I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)

154 137 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
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*sadz*
Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)

Castilla Motel 6? uhhh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (mP0Kj)

155 osted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (ndZc7)

he must be on drugs

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)

156 - MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (g47mK)

MAGA: Use special forces to topple a leftist regime in a key burrito making nation. More burritos in that country, no difference in burritos in the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)

157 Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After Appearing to watch gladiator movies on Livestream

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (txoHD)

158
He's way out in front of Perez Hilton in my book of Important Gay Bloggers.
Posted by: garrett
==
Literally no one at AOS HQ raises an eyebrow over the fact that Garrett has his very own book of Important Gay Bloggers. Because of course he does.

Posted by: Crocs say it in a special way at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (anL5R)

159 Soto Venetian actually sounds pretty cool.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (7vHVU)

160 You know who else is a former celebrity?

Posted by: Chuy at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

161 Did somebody not tell this trainwreck that the cartels and chinese giving away fentanyl practically for free?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (iySPJ)

162
"loose" made the comment even funnier!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (S0M0K)



So, you're admitting it? You've changed, man.......

You really need to separate yourself from the fashion part of the ONT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)

163 Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)

you can put it on your X feed, like the other guy

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (g47mK)

164 he must be on drugs
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)

leftist. Of course he is on drugs, they all are. Or 'self care' as they call it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (uhVAy)

165 I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

You can actually say you saw someone open for someone else and have it be a joke?

Does the Style Guide know this?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

166 Knife's Inn.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (2Ez/1)

167 Burritos?

Chipotle Takes Jalapeños Off The Menu After New Diarrhea Scare

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)

168
I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)



That was before Bryan Adams traded his nuts in for an extension of his career by writing songs with his vagina.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (2YhKe)

169 Someone on X commented that Hilton's stream was live for over 30 minutes before anyone stepped in. Wut?

Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)

170 Shot: I'm going to see Bryan Adams on Sunday night.

Chaser: https://youtu.be/ME9G-pfZk80

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (/k3in)

171
I suppose this is true of most things. Evil people can extort just about anything. But I don't see much difference between rich people buying children from desperate families and rich people paying a surrogate to give birth to a child. Most western people would see the issue with the first.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Some things are above commerce and should not be bought or sold. The values of the marketplace always end up in the gutter of humanity.

Like it appears true that Carthaginian families bought kids so that when the time came to sacrifice a kid to Molech, they put forward the adoptee. For a long time modern asshole historians argued that was just a myth--it wasn't--that whole rancid Phoenician culture practiced child sacrifice and they spread it to their colonies like Carthage. Archealogical evidence is on the Roman historian's side there.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)

172 All Ds supporting Al-Jihad are disgusting trash, and are no better than the commies who united with Aytollah and brought him to power. Fuck them.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (g47mK)

173 Knife's Inn.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Stolen. You don't see many of those around anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (wOO3z)

174 Let's try this again:

You can actually say you saw someone open for someone else and have it NOT be a joke?

Does the Style Guide know this?
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

175 Schumer is my Senator and I can't stand him, but there's a certain pathos watching him stumble into retirement. Nah, fuck him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (KY+FT)

176 Someone on X commented that Hilton's stream was live for over 30 minutes before anyone stepped in. Wut?
Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)



All four people watching thought it was a Halloween gag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (2YhKe)

177 You don't have to invoke satan, he's here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (51ygH)

178 it was 50/50 then to not divorce and peaked in 1981. Now 41% because I looked it up. Possibly less weddings since the '80's?

While I know I am blessed.. was I just lucky or did I go into it knowing he would not change, loved him as he is, and we were fine with neither changing?

Marry your best friend.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (hzuYO)

M-M marriages/relationships have about half the breakup rate of M-F. F-F have about double. So the M-M marriages might be bringing down the average.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)

179 @167 as opposed to what , the old Chipotle diarrhea scare?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (KY+FT)

180 169 Someone on X commented that Hilton's stream was live for over 30 minutes before anyone stepped in. Wut?
Posted by: Octochicken

Nowadays if someone shoot you in the street, you get a bunch of people around your dying body taking selfies and video to put on the internet. So I can see why it took 30 minutes before someone made a call.

Plus so much of the shit on the internet is fake and gay anyway so they might have thought it was a stunt.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)

181 MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing.

-
GOPe battlecry: Wouldn't Be Prudent!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7)

182 At the absolute peak of the blogging boom in the late 2000s, Hilton's blog was an advertising powerhouse.

Also, according to reports by The New York Times, Hilton brought in about $3,000 monthly directly from TikTok's Creator Fund before losing his original footprint on the app.

Hilton has faced a highly turbulent relationship with TikTok. He was permanently banned from his initial account (which had 1.6 million followers) in December 2020 for violating community guidelines regarding harassment and bullying.

"Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After APPEARING to Harm Himself on Livestream." And then TikTok shutdown Perez' newest account.

5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating.

BTW, he was born Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. and chose his pseudonym as a play on Paris Hilton. He's 48 and has three kids, roughly 9 to 13. He used different gestational surrogates for each pregnancy, but all three children share the same anonymous egg donor. Hopefully, none of his genes were involved.

Loser. Taxpayers will be keeping him and his kids, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (NFX2v)

183 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
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*sadz*
Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)

Hola!

Posted by: Gonzalez Super 8 at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (wVcYX)

184 Iranians watching the goings on in the US , the steep rise of the red-green alliance, are pulling their hair out, trying to warn us of the impending doom.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (g47mK)

185 I heard they're making Garrett's Book of Important Gay Bloggers into a movie.

Posted by: Wally at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (avzFa)

186 Hayward-Thomas-Baldwin Titty Twister.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

187 Face it, you're getting the squirts any which way going to Chipotle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (wOO3z)

188 Someone on X commented that Hilton's stream was live for over 30 minutes before anyone stepped in. Wut?
Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)


All four people watching thought it was a Halloween gag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (2YhKe)
______

There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

189
5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating.



I think you mean 5150......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)

190 I saw the dBs open for REM at the UMass Fine Arts Center in 1984. REM blew chunks.

Posted by: Radio Free at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (qUkBO)

191 175 Schumer is my Senator and I can't stand him, but there's a certain pathos watching him stumble into retirement. Nah, fuck him

Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Don't know what pathos means but he's always been a jack ass and seeing those he shepherded for so many years turn on him is pleasing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (51ygH)

192 M-M marriages/relationships have about half the breakup rate of M-F. F-F have about double. So the M-M marriages might be bringing down the average.
Posted by: Oldcat
=======
Because the secret sauce is unfaithfullness is baked into the M-M relationship--the number of partners of gays of a typical male gay makes even leaves Bonnie Blue in awe.

But both M-M and F-F have high rates of domestic violence compared with M-F with lesbians ahead of every grouping except bisexual women.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)

193 So, you're admitting it? You've changed, man.......

You really need to separate yourself from the fashion part of the ONT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)


Yeah, I'm going. He's a great performer from what I've seen in vids. Never saw him live so kind of a check the box thing. Pat Benatar is the opening act. Going with my sister. Should be a good time.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (S0M0K)

194
But both M-M and F-F have high rates of domestic violence compared with M-F with lesbians ahead of every grouping except bisexual women.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)



Although the F-F couple and their adopted black daughter have calmed, or just kept it indoors, over the last couple years, all the did was yell at each other.....and the kid. I never heard them talk, only yelling all the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)

195 Don't marry your best friend. Because it promotes your second best friend to a status they didn't earn.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (fsIaS)

196 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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He looked like bloody meat loaf.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (51ygH)

197 5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating.


I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)
-------
5051 is where thy hospitalize you for no reason at all.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (amcLV)

198 Who is Perez Hilton?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)

199 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

200 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

To quote Jimmy Durante singing "Make Someone Happy"

Fame, if you win it,
Comes and goes in a minute,
Where's the real stuff in life, to cling to?
Love is the answer
Someone to love is the answer
Once you've found her
Build your world around her

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

201 He looked like bloody meat loaf.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (51ygH)

Most recipes suggest ketchup for meatloaf

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (uhVAy)

202
Yeah, I'm going. He's a great performer from what I've seen in vids. Never saw him live so kind of a check the box thing. Pat Benatar is the opening act. Going with my sister. Should be a good time.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (S0M0K)



Well, hopefully Benatar has gotten better over the years. SpongeBro saw her headline at Six Flags once. Huey Lewis opened for her. Her show was so boring, they brought Lewis back out to 'assist.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (2YhKe)

203 90% of money raised for tragedies never gets to people affected by the tragedy.

Posted by: Charity Realities at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Bz1XI)

204 20 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
=====

I was just about to skim right past this post
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)

The genius of Ace. Skip past this otherwise uninteresting post when that grenade was thrown into it?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (9ZFZd)

205
Trump to Iran: We will destroy you!

Iran to Trump: We will do nothing and you will destroy yourselves!

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (fsIaS)

206 "Lavandeira" sounds like the name of a Brazilian bathhouse.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (88C+u)

207 2:05

CNN - sen Paul to give Fauci prosecution to DOJ

MS Now z- Katy Tur - not topless yet - majority of Americans give Trump failing grade on economy

FoxNews - Madmani and communism bad

CBC - Trump tariffs on Canada

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)

208 "5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating."


I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)


5051 / 5150 - whatever it takes

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (S0M0K)

209 -------
5051 is where thy hospitalize you for no reason at all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (amcLV)



A 5150 hold is California's 72-hour involuntary psychiatric hold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (2YhKe)

210 I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)


That was before Bryan Adams traded his nuts in for an extension of his career by writing songs with his vagina.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM


Yeah...to be fair this was about 20 years ago.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (bFu5X)

211 197. I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)

👍 5150 mental health hold law

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (NFX2v)

212 Who is Perez Hilton?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)

The next Democrat Senator from somewhere

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (fsIaS)

213 Javier La Quinta

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (iySPJ)

214 Cenobites got to him early I see

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (xcxpd)

215 You can actually say you saw someone open for someone else and have it be a joke?

Does the Style Guide know this?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM


It can happen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (bFu5X)

216 How I will remember today in my head:
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (EIBfx)

217 That was before Bryan Adams traded his nuts in for an extension of his career by writing songs with his vagina.
Posted by: Sponge
======
I guess his song "Cuts like a Knife" was self wish prophesy.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

218 Was anything cut off and set on fire? It's not a party until there is a flaming apendage

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (jrgJz)

219 Lavanderia- Laundromat

This is fitting. He gets loads dropped in him all day long.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (wOO3z)

220 CBC - Trump tariffs on Canada
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)

They never mention the 300 percent Canadian Tariffs on Dairy and Milk, which means Canadians spend way too much on their bags of milk.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

221 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

Now if you break it down...I have to show my ID to get in a government building, drive, get on a plane, get into a Mamdani government store and on and on. Why? Well because they need to see proof you are who you claim you are.

Now the ICE agent part is a nice touch because this is the left trying to scare its people into voting as they've present ICE as a modern incarnation of the SS.

I would assume any national ID requirement would have election workers reviewing your ID just like they currently cross your name off the "voted" list when giving you a ballot just now they'd see some proof you are who you claim you are before letting you vote

But why would any citizen fear ICE?

And this is the other part this is a message to illegals that they better vote now or they won't get to in 2 years...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)

222 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

I saw the photos, not the video. I wondered if he was doing the old big time wrassler's trick - a bunch of small cuts across the forehead and face draws a huge amount of blood and looks gruesome, but it's not life threatening.

Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)

223 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

-LOL Ace. So cruel

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (xcxpd)

224 They're committing Van Halen to the hospital?

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (KC5Lt)

225 216 How I will remember today in my head:
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.
Posted by: Sifty boones
======
I almost understood that but drew back from the abyss just in the nick of time.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

226 How I will remember today in my head:
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM


I see you know this grapevine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (bFu5X)

227 5150 was one of our shittier albums but sold exceptionally well.

Posted by: Van Halen at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (Bz1XI)

228 Just another drama queen.
Don't know. Don't care.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (TezPK)

229 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
____

Don't know about "hot" but she was kinda sexy in her younger years. And that voice. Wow. Much better than all the supposed "great voice" THOTs out there now, and there was no autotune back then.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

230 They never mention the 300 percent Canadian Tariffs on Dairy and Milk, which means Canadians spend way too much on their bags of milk.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

President Trump is right, we're horrible trade partners.

4 Liters of milk in three bags is about $6 to $7.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Sco7b)

231 Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Fame leads people to do all sorts of stupid things and I suspect the withdrawal of fame for some is the equivalent of being dead.

Sunset Blvd won an Oscar for that sort of depressing story.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)

232 I once got a cut on my head falling playing b-ball. My friends were freaking out but I knew they were squeamish so it didn't bother me.

Since this was in college they called the campus cops to come help me and when one of them showed up and turned white I got worried.

As Tom Servo noted even minor head cuts bleed like crazy so I was actually fine but I guess I didn't look that way...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)

233 205
Trump to Iran: We will destroy you!

Iran to Trump: We will do nothing and you will destroy yourselves!
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (fsIaS)

I'm pretty sure terrorism and lobbing missiles counts as 'doing'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (xcxpd)

234 Was anything cut off and set on fire? It's not a party until there is a flaming apendage
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM


I know, right?

Posted by: Flaming Clown Boners at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (bFu5X)

235 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

I saw the photos, not the video. I wondered if he was doing the old big time wrassler's trick - a bunch of small cuts across the forehead and face draws a huge amount of blood and looks gruesome, but it's not life threatening.

Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)
______

Yea, the old WWF trick: small cuts across the forehead that create a lot of blood.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

236 I had to beg Boy F. to turn off Bryan Adams this morning, one hour is enough.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (JvZF+)

237 I did see a photo of him yesterday, lying in a hospital bed. Unsure when it was taken as maybe he's had a dramatic turn in the past.



It was taken in the past. OR, He didn't cut himself and he's hospitalized for the psychotic break.

Because from what I saw of him supposedly cutting himself, blood should have been pouring from him and his skin should be hanging in shreds.
It looked like he was using one of those knives they use to slice brisket or prime rib.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (rNQnT)

238 Bryan Adams is Canadian so of course he has a vagina

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (enNUy)

239 Shouldn't be be mowing Elizabeth Warren's lawn?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)

He was. She hired a younger guy who does pools as well. Caused him to go off the deep end. Absolute truth.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (hmYU4)

240 I saw the photos, not the video. I wondered if he was doing the old big time wrassler's trick - a bunch of small cuts across the forehead and face draws a huge amount of blood and looks gruesome, but it's not life threatening.

Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)

its an old gladiator trick from Rome. They'd eat lots of barley to get a layer of chub so they could give each other light wounds without risking life. This was especially true in the later Empire when the supply of war prisoners dried up and you had to conserve your fighters.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)

241
California: Often referred to as a 5150 hold, under the Lanterman-Petris-Short (LPS) Act, allowing for 72-hour involuntary detention.

Pennsylvania uses a 302 commitment, which similarly allows for emergency evaluation.

Washington State utilizes the Involuntary Treatment Act.

All 50 states have similar involuntary civil commitment laws for mental health crises, often referred to as "emergency holds" or "temporary detention."

Had a close relative committed under the Baker Act, specific to Florida (Florida Mental Health Act), many years ago.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (NFX2v)

242 Although the F-F couple and their adopted black daughter have calmed, or just kept it indoors, over the last couple years, all the did was yell at each other.....and the kid. I never heard them talk, only yelling all the time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)


Did it ever occur to you that they were both hard of hearing and didn't have hearing aids because your taxes are too low?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

243 The only sad thing here is he failed....

Posted by: sven at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Int1s)

244 229 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
____

Don't know about "hot" but she was kinda sexy in her younger years. And that voice. Wow. Much better than all the supposed "great voice" THOTs out there now, and there was no autotune back then.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Agree. She married her band's guitarist and they have been married since Pat broke it big in the early 80's.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)

245 229 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

_________________________

With an overbite like that, who wouldn't pay to see her eat corn on the cob?

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)

246 Repetition is tiresome, it's time for a new thread.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (51ygH)

247
M-M marriages/relationships have about half the breakup rate of M-F. F-F have about double. So the M-M marriages might be bringing down the average.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)
*********
I will never recognize the MM or FF unions as anything but a civil union. So they can have a special little ceremony and feel like they conquered the norm. I always crack up seeing two brides, as that's even weirder!

I lived with bf/husband for one year. I felt this was needed at the time for us, and I was a bit more liberal. Rationalizing that our first year dating was rocky due to his breaking up with me seasonally. Either due to him being 22yrs old and a casanova or immaturity. I was more liberal then as well, and did not accept his first proposal due to his tardation. I made him wait 8mo before I agreed to marry, and we were engaged for the year we lived together. I ain't no saint.

We knew what we were getting into and I didn't trumpet this to our sons. One did it right with his HS sweetheart. One lived with his future wife and we were not hypocrites as we did not advise him not to.

Neither still know we lived together or much of our wild college times.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (hzuYO)

248 Because from what I saw of him supposedly cutting himself, blood should have been pouring from him and his skin should be hanging in shreds.
It looked like he was using one of those knives they use to slice brisket or prime rib.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (rNQnT)

Maybe he's like me and can't sharpen knives.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (uhVAy)

249 Iranians watching the goings on in the US , the steep rise of the red-green alliance, are pulling their hair out, trying to warn us of the impending doom.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (g47mK)
----
They are just jealous because the US has more Important Gay Bloggers than they do.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (FZ29D)

250 Bryan Adams is Canadian so of course he has a vagina
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM


We have apologised for Bryan Adams many times!

Posted by: Canadians at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (bFu5X)

251 Who is Perez Hilton?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)


If you honestly don't know it shows that the Lord has been looking out for you. Your best bet is to remain ignorant on the subject.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (ExV1e)

252 They're committing Van Halen to the hospital?
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (KC5Lt)



Can't. They don't exist anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (2YhKe)

253 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Sanchez Motel Six

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)

254 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


I think it was fake. From what I saw, blood should have been pouring from him and his skin should be hanging in shreds. Face included.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (rNQnT)

255 Sunset Blvd won an Oscar for that sort of depressing story.
Posted by: whig

Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

256 "Bryan Adams is Canadian so of course he has a vagina."


We can take care of that for him.

Posted by: MAID at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (avzFa)

257 Isn't he in Florida?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (51ygH)

258 Repetition is tiresome. Time for a new thread.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (fsIaS)

259 I once got a cut on my head falling playing b-ball. My friends were freaking out but I knew they were squeamish so it didn't bother me.

Since this was in college they called the campus cops to come help me and when one of them showed up and turned white I got worried.

As Tom Servo noted even minor head cuts bleed like crazy so I was actually fine but I guess I didn't look that way...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)
_______

I got hit on the nose playing basketball one day back in the day. Started bleeding but I didn't think much of it. Kept playing. Then all of a sudden the players stopped and stared at me like "wtffffff?"

I looked down. I was covered in blood and it was dripping onto the court. From a nose bleed. When I got home my mom saw the blood and almost fainted. She thought I took a shotgun blast to the chest.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

260 I will never recognize the MM or FF unions as anything but a civil union. So they can have a special little ceremony and feel like they conquered the norm. I always crack up seeing two brides, as that's even weirder!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (hzuYO)

Imagine the struggle over who takes out the garbage.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (uhVAy)

261 251 Who is Perez Hilton?
Posted by: nurse ratched.

Celeb gossipist

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (E4rtv)

262
Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

================

Grooaannnn. And I suppose they show some jackbooted thug in camo and a mask, bristling with firearms, standing in front of the nice lady with the register at the table?

They'll probably expand that to "registering your 5-year-old for kindergarten," "calling 911 when your baby stops breathing," etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (mmrXZ)

263 Did it ever occur to you that they were both hard of hearing and didn't have hearing aids because your taxes are too low?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)



Yeah, I live here....I know them....and I know my taxes.

This is CLEARLY not the case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:18 PM (2YhKe)

264 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

I live in Texas. I already show my ID to vote. I don't care what the person running the check-in counter does for their day job.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)

265 Sunset Blvd won an Oscar for that sort of depressing story.
Posted by: whig

Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

They gave it to Carol Burnett's parody instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (uhVAy)

266 Repetition is tiresome. Time for a new thread.
Posted by: Amy Schumer




Repetition is tiresome. Time for a new thread.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (rNQnT)

267 Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.
Posted by: Bulg
======
Oscars have been fake and gay plus political in Hollyweird even back then.

No one except TJM remembers the winner Judy Holliday that year and I had to look it up.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

268 199 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)


Still falls into the "would" category for me.

https://tinyurl.com/4arfar8y

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (IG3/x)

269 Is this yoyo any relation to Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (yRCXf)

270 I got a concussion square dancing in HS. I knocked heads with one of the girls in our square because one of us was doing the dance wrong. She was fine, but I got the concussion.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

271 MM marriages - no one has a headache and if they do you can always go hit the clubs for a one night stand

FF marriages - neither partner initiates so they never, uh, release stress together which leaves antiquing, Sunday brunch and throwing plates at each other

In all seriousness oxytocin is pretty much designed to make you like the person you have regular sex with more.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

272 Perez Hilton is like dog mess in your living room.

No one wants that.

Posted by: Wise Sayings at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (F1rMs)

273 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"



Yes. A resounding YES.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (rNQnT)

274 269 Is this yoyo any relation to Paris Hilton?
Posted by: Weak Geek

No, fake name and I think his real Hispanic name is upthread.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)

275 the winner Judy Holliday that year and I had to look it up.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

Born Yesterday? She was pretty fucking amazing in that

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (fsIaS)

276 270 I got a concussion square dancing in HS. I knocked heads with one of the girls in our square because one of us was doing the dance wrong. She was fine, but I got the concussion.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

Maybe the chick was related to Daisy Ridley?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (2qSHg)

277 Nude garden gnome monster demon

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

278 Has anyone asked Steve Hilton about this?

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (EIBfx)

279 Sanchez Motel Six
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)


I hear they're notoriously dirty

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)

280 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

I live in Texas. I already show my ID to vote. I don't care what the person running the check-in counter does for their day job.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)

I live in CA in a GOP area. Showing an ID is like showing a cross to a Vampire. I just wish the people creating fake votes had to show an ID to ICE agents instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (uhVAy)

281 Is this yoyo any relation to Paris Hilton?
Posted by: Weak Geek


No. Not even close.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (rNQnT)

282 271...FF marriages - neither partner initiates so they never, uh, release stress together which leaves antiquing, Sunday brunch and throwing plates at each other...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

Lesbian bed death is a noted thing.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (2qSHg)

283 Sanchez Motel Six
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)

I hear they're notoriously dirty
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)

depends on the location but if it bothers you upscale your choice a tad.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (uhVAy)

284 > Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

She was awesome in that.

Not to mention being brave enough to take the part in the first place.

Mae West, Clara Bow, Norma Shearer, and Mary Pickford all reportedly turned it down.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (IG3/x)

285 Born Yesterday? She was pretty fucking amazing in that
Posted by: ...
========
Eh, forgettable movie compared to Sunset Strip.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (E4rtv)

286 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"



Yes. A resounding YES.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (rNQnT)

i'd prefer it being a special forces soldier with a LMG.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

287 Number 2 in Brave's news feed - These are the important things

Miss North Carolina USA addresses taking crown from dethroned winner— but stays mum on alleged racism scandal
Boltinhouse, a business owner in Wilmington, is accused of writing a slew of social media posts containing a racial slur under an alias.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (51ygH)

288 Eddie VanHalen is a tad overdone for hospitalization

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (jrgJz)

289 206 "Lavandeira" sounds like the name of a Brazilian bathhouse.
****
It's damn close to 'laundromat' in Spanish.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (EJE3y)

290 If I'd known he was planning to harm himself I'd have loaned him my chainsaw.

Posted by: Dagwood at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (CC0N1)

WSJ: The Senate Has Fauci's iPhone As Well as Thousands of Additional Records

From Ed Morrissey.

We don't know yet what's contained on the iPhone or in those records. But given Fauci's arrogance and sense if invulnerability, there's probably more to come.

A Senate panel investigating Dr. Anthony Fauci has obtained a copy of the doctor's iPhone, potentially securing even more records related to the doctor's actions during the Covid-19 pandemic.

...


The phone could be part of more public document dumps on the way: Paul and Johnson have received millions of additional Fauci-related pages from government servers, people familiar with the matter said, and are still pressing for more. And at least four Republican-led states have meanwhile launched their own investigations into Fauci.

More at the link.

From a couple of weeks ago: Deborah Birx was never pardoned.

Birx is Dr. Fauci's accomplice, and while far less evil than Fauci, because there is little indication that she actually conspired to create the COVID virus that wiped out tens of millions of people, she participated in the subsequent destruction that destroyed lives and split this country apart. She lied repeatedly, causing enormous damage, and decided that she and Fauci could run a shadow government and do an end run around the political leadership elected by the American people.


All these sociopaths do is lie and then bully you into accepting their lies by saying "Trust the Science."

Deborah Birx from her memoir, explaining how "two weeks to flatten the curve" was just marketing for harsh, months-long lockdowns that she was really planning:

"On Monday and Tuesday [March 9th and 10th, 2020]...we worked simultaneously to develop the flatten-the-curve guidance I hoped to present to the vice president at week's end. Getting buy-in on the simple mitigation measures every American could take was just the first step leading to longer and more aggressive interventions. We had to make these palatable to the administration by avoiding the obvious appearance of a full Italian lockdown. ... No sooner had we convinced the Trump administration to implement our version of a two-week shutdown than I was trying to figure out how to extend it. Fifteen Days to Slow the Spread was a start, but I knew it would be just that. I didn't have the numbers in front of me yet to make the case for extending it longer, but I had two weeks to get them."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS)

3 I'm gonna vomit if there's a dick pic on that phone

[Almost gags just thinking about it]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

4 close

Posted by: Doug at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (B1+sW)

5 I bet the phone has digital AIDS.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (XdJ05)

6 Who was the first 'journalist' to send Facui a tit-pic?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (AdHga)

7 I'm gonna vomit if there's a dick pic on that phone

And it's Carlos Danger's.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (vTZFs)

8 And he was held in contempt like Steve Bannon was held in contempt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (sZHUV)

9 The CBC was showing the hearing this morning where Saint Fauci was voted in contempt of Congress - iirc.

The vote was 8 - 7 strictly across party lines.

We'll see if something happens but we have a guy that predicts things well.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 12:13 PM (Sco7b)

10 Birx was another snake working with the deepstate inside man Mike Pence to destroy Trump by destroying the economy.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 12:13 PM (YwEeS)

11 And he was held in contempt like Steve Bannon was held in contempt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (sZHUV)


Will he spend 6 months in fed pen, or is that only for Republicans?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:14 PM (rbvCR)

12 5 I bet the phone has digital AIDS.
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (XdJ05)

That's going around.

Posted by: POP UP ADS FOREVER at August 06, 2026 12:14 PM (QS5rp)

13 "And at least four Republican-led states have meanwhile launched their own investigations into Fauci."

This. This is the way. This garden gnome's federal pardon means nothing for state crimes.

This is one of history's biggest monsters. Not joking. Not even Josef Mengele or Pol Pot tortured puppies for no reason.

It sickens me that this demon isn't already dropping the soap in a prison somewhere.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

14 Though I do attach blame to Trump it is understandable that in something that seemed scary he put his faith in "experts". His team was rife with traitors and saboteurs.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 12:15 PM (YwEeS)

15 12 5 I bet the phone has digital AIDS.
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (XdJ05)

That's going around.
Posted by: POP UP ADS FOREVER at August 06, 2026 12:14 PM (QS5rp)

Could be worse, could be a Paywall.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:15 PM (Gqar8)

16 Squeeze Birx like a tube of toothpaste

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:15 PM (JvZF+)

17 9 The CBC was showing the hearing this morning where Saint Fauci was voted in contempt of Congress - iirc.

The vote was 8 - 7 strictly across party lines.

We'll see if something happens but we have a guy that predicts things well.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 12:13 PM (Sco7b)

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Assuming the criminal referral goes to the DOJ, DOJ will have to take it to a DC grand jury where it will...not go to an actual indictment because DC grand jury and Fauci is God Science.

Still, it's a nice hit on him. Some decent bits of theater. Won't change much, but it will add to the overall narrative around Fauci being a piece of shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:16 PM (sZHUV)

18 Birx was another snake working with the deepstate inside man Mike Pence to destroy Trump by destroying the economy.
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 12:13 PM (YwEeS)


Brix is claimed to have spent the entire time pulling random crap off the internet to create pie charts to support the measures she decided to support.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:16 PM (rbvCR)

19 11 And he was held in contempt like Steve Bannon was held in contempt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (sZHUV)

Will he spend 6 months in fed pen, or is that only for Republicans?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:14 PM (rbvCR)

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"That you have to ask is an offense to the reputation we have built up through years of dedication and hard work."
-DC grand juries

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:16 PM (sZHUV)

20 Though I do attach blame to Trump it is understandable that in something that seemed scary he put his faith in "experts". His team was rife with traitors and saboteurs.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 12:15 PM (YwEeS)

I don't. At all.

They put him in a box canyon. What was he meant to do? Go on television and say, 'Nope. I'm not listening to ANY of these so called EXPERTS. I'm not doing any of that!'

Game it out politically. What happens after that?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (AdHga)

21 Will he spend 6 months in fed pen, or is that only for Republicans?
Posted by: Kindltot
_________

It'll have to be brought in DC, so 1% chance of an indictment, and 0% chance of conviction.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (XvL8K)

22 This is what happens Fauci when you fuck strangers in the ass!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (F1rMs)

23 Which would be worse, to be Bidens’ dog, or Faucis’ dog?

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar8)

24 20
I don't. At all.

They put him in a box canyon. What was he meant to do? Go on television and say, 'Nope. I'm not listening to ANY of these so called EXPERTS. I'm not doing any of that!'

Game it out politically. What happens after that?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (AdHga)

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I blame everyone.

There were no good guys in Covid. There were only less offensive bad guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (sZHUV)

25 Fifteen Days to Slow the Spread was a start, but I knew it would be just that. I didn't have the numbers in front of me yet to make the case for extending it longer, but I had two weeks to get them."
==-==

A success habit: Always Begin With the End in Mind

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (JvZF+)

26 On the advice of my attorney I respectfully invoke my 5th amendment rights under the constitution.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 12:18 PM (uDPaO)

27 I'm feeling semi positive about this

I can see the pain in that evil elf's eyes

it's nice

yeah and birx will roll on him in a hot minute too

pressure that harpy

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2026 12:18 PM (j+aD2)

28 There and are no "numbers" to support lockdowns, period. Which was well understood long before 2020. The actual science, such as it is, was tossed out completely in 2020.

From memory, the summary conclusion of a meta-study done by a team led by the guy who oversaw the eradication of smallpox world-wide (2006): "there is no research or historical observation to support the quarantine of healthy populations to prevent the spread of influenza".

The ease with which the greatest country in history was hijacked, vandalized, looted, and turned into a ridiculous science fair experiment is the most important and revealing development in generations.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 06, 2026 12:18 PM (U/Byj)

29 21 Will he spend 6 months in fed pen, or is that only for Republicans?
Posted by: Kindltot
_________

It'll have to be brought in DC, so 1% chance of an indictment, and 0% chance of conviction.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (XvL8K)

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Made all the more difficult by SCOTUS vacating Bannon's conviction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:18 PM (sZHUV)

30 I blame everyone.

There were no good guys in Covid. There were only less offensive bad guys.


some good guys

Scott Atlas, for one

dude tried

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2026 12:18 PM (j+aD2)

31 There were only less offensive bad guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (sZHUV)
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I did the best I could with what I had.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (JvZF+)

32 30
some good guys

Scott Atlas, for one

dude tried

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2026 12:18 PM (j+aD2)

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Fair.

I meant mostly just people who had actual power.

Sponge was a good guy in covid, for example.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (sZHUV)

33 anyone in the private sector knows if you miss 3 pay periods, you're done

no way they didn't know this

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (j+aD2)

34 Though I do attach blame to Trump it is understandable that in something that seemed scary he put his faith in "experts". His team was rife with traitors and saboteurs.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 12:15 PM (YwEeS)


If he had fired Fauci every Covid death would have been his fault and he would have spent the next 4 years or longer fighting that off instead of governing.
Trump does not seem political, but nothing I have seen indicates he is not keenly aware of the risks and benefits.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (rbvCR)

35 I hate these people and I want them to die immediately

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

36 I meant mostly just people who had actual power.


theoretically was one of PDJT's advisory group

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (j+aD2)

37 The most egregious damage will continue to be what few are discussing - that the next time there's a need for quarantine measures - and there will be a next time - people will refuse to comply.

Trust the science means "the science" better damn well not lie to people.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

38 >>Will he spend 6 months in fed pen, or is that only for Republicans?

Fauci got a federal pardon. He did not get a pardon from any state. There are currently 3 states pursuing legal action against him, one being Florida.

He will likely never do time but watching him spend the rest of his miserable life getting his halo busted over and over is going to be enjoyable and might just turn out to be better than making him a martyr.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)

39 There ain’t no good guys
There ain’t no bad guys
There’s only you and me
And we just disagree

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (Gqar8)

40 Way too many unused woodchippers at the moment.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (2UnvF)

41 34 If he had fired Fauci every Covid death would have been his fault and he would have spent the next 4 years or longer fighting that off instead of governing.
Trump does not seem political, but nothing I have seen indicates he is not keenly aware of the risks and benefits.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (rbvCR)

========

Had the narrative gone so far by April, when Trump reportedly blew up at Fauci in the Oval Office, that there was no turning back?

Probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (sZHUV)

42 On the advice of my attorney I respectfully invoke my 5th amendment rights under the constitution.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (uDPaO)

43 Has that "Nothing Will Happen" dude showed up yet?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (/k3in)

44 yeah and birx will roll on him in a hot minute too

pressure that harpy
Posted by: Black Orchid
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*nods*

Squeeze her like Twigglypuff squeezing into an airline seat.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (3fZgy)

45 The Scarf Bitch goes into the wood chipper as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (wOO3z)

46 A success habit: Always Begin With the End in Mind
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (JvZF+)

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Satan at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (u5k8q)

47 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who always stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (0sNs1)

48 6 Who was the first 'journalist' to send Facui a tit-pic?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


Five bucks says Brian Stetler.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (/k3in)

49 So let's hold Fauci in contempt for 2 weeks.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (XdJ05)

50
I'm thinking going home at night to a house decorated with Fauci pixs everywhere would be worse than going back to a cell somewhere.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Y8DZL)

51 35 I hate these people and I want them to die immediately
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

That comment reminds me of this bit from the late great Norm Macdonald.

https://tinyurl.com/9w2u3j3b

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (2qSHg)

52 pressure that harpy

You kids and your euphemisms for masturbation.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

53 Has that "Nothing Will Happen" dude showed up yet?
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM


I was checking in and showing ID while you were typing.

Posted by: That Guy who always stentoriously intones at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (0sNs1)

54 Oh, San Franpsycho, thank for the assist back on the morning thread with the dude that ran my name through Grok.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (/k3in)

55 Judging from his bath house "research" during AIDS I don't think Fauci was interested in nudes from women. Maybe Obama sent him a dick pic....

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 12:23 PM (YwEeS)

56 I was checking in and showing ID while you were typing.
Posted by: That Guy who always stentoriously intones


That's fair. Security tends to get stricter around this time.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:23 PM (/k3in)

57 Squeeze her like Twigglypuff squeezing into an airline seat.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (3fZgy)
=====

And here we were all having a pleasant chat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:24 PM (JvZF+)

58 51 35 I hate these people and I want them to die immediately
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

That comment reminds me of this bit from the late great Norm Macdonald.

https://tinyurl.com/9w2u3j3b
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (2qSHg)

I mean, Norm's not wrong

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 12:24 PM (xcxpd)

59 He will likely never do time but watching him spend the rest of his miserable life getting his halo busted over and over is going to be enjoyable and might just turn out to be better than making him a martyr.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)


I want everything he owns, pictures, awards, furniture, cars, all his bank accounts withdrawn in 100 dollar bills, trees, lawn sod down to the bare earth, and buildings bulldozed into a giant pile, soaked in gasoline and diesel and set on fire while he is forced to watch

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:24 PM (rbvCR)

60 lol San Franpsycho

My bad...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 12:24 PM (3fZgy)

61 That Guy who always stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen.

*cough*

Stentoriously is not a recognized word; the correct term is stentorious, which describes a loud and powerful voice. Another similar word is stentorian, which has the same meaning.

Posted by: That guy who enjoys correcting others at August 06, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

62 Afternoon Ace.make it quick. Offer Birx a deal. She gets to keep her pension but her mad license is stripped. But in exchange she has to answer every question and name names both internationally and in the deep state. Any BS, say hello to supermax

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 12:25 PM (KY+FT)

63 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 06, 2026 12:26 PM (amcLV)

64 Oh, San Franpsycho, thank for the assist back on the morning thread with the dude that ran my name through Grok.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (/k3in)
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Breaking or attempting to break moron anonymity should be instantly banned

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:26 PM (JvZF+)

65 >>Five bucks says Brian Stetler.

Just threw up in my mouth. TYVM.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 12:26 PM (NcvvS)

66 Stentoriously is not a recognized word; the correct term is stentorious, which describes a loud and powerful voice. Another similar word is stentorian, which has the same meaning.
Posted by: That guy who enjoys correcting others at August 06, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)


"stentoriously" is also far too sesquipedalial for common discourse.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR)

67 Trigglypuff isn't getting in an airline seat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 12:27 PM (wOO3z)

68 57 Squeeze her like Twigglypuff squeezing into an airline seat.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (3fZgy)
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And here we were all having a pleasant chat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:24 PM (JvZF+)

Rolls - rolls of oleaginous fat, oozing over the armrests, touching your body, clammy sweat with an odor of spoiled cheese sticking to your skin and clothing - only 6 more hours of your flight to go.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:27 PM (Gqar8)

69 Breaking or attempting to break moron anonymity should be instantly banned
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Honestly, if he disliked what I said so much he could just tell me directly and I would answer. And I would have apologized if I'd really given offense as I have done to other morons here.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:27 PM (/k3in)

70 Everyone has already made up their minds about Fauci (among those who care at all). So this is pointless. This is what Congress does instead of enacting Trump's agenda: puts on a bad circus.

If we have another pandemic (by happenstance or choice), we'll do the same kinds of things again. People are dumb and increasingly ineducable.

Posted by: The Mob Rules at August 06, 2026 12:28 PM (SJJc4)

71 I want everything he owns, pictures, awards, furniture, cars, all his bank accounts withdrawn in 100 dollar bills, trees, lawn sod down to the bare earth, and buildings bulldozed into a giant pile, soaked in gasoline and diesel and set on fire while he is forced to watch
Posted by: Kindltot
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Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiTxcuMkqk4

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 12:28 PM (3fZgy)

72 Ehem. On the advice of my attorney I respectfully invoke my 5th amendment rights under the constitution.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 12:28 PM (uDPaO)

73 57 Squeeze her like Twigglypuff squeezing into an airline seat.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (3fZgy)
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And here we were all having a pleasant chat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:24 PM (JvZF+)

Rolls - rolls of oleaginous fat, oozing over the armrests, touching your body, clammy sweat with an odor of spoiled cheese sticking to your skin and clothing - only 6 more hours of your flight to go.
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:27 PM (Gqar

Well, there went my lunchtime appetite. Blegh!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 12:28 PM (wVcYX)

74 Afternoon Ace.make it quick. Offer Birx a deal. She gets to keep her pension but her mad license is stripped. But in exchange she has to answer every question and name names both internationally and in the deep state. Any BS, say hello to supermax
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Thanks for the info. Now you go to the wood chipper. Sorry, we lied.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 12:28 PM (wOO3z)

75 Rolls - rolls of oleaginous fat, oozing over the armrests, touching your body, clammy sweat with an odor of spoiled cheese sticking to your skin and clothing - only 6 more hours of your flight to go.
Posted by: tubal


The last time my wife and I flew coach, she was seated next to a bipedal blob that was oozing into her seat. The last time I flew coach, I had to angle by body and was in pain at the end.

I don't care how "privileged" it makes me sound. I fly Business Class for a reason.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:29 PM (/k3in)

76 70 Everyone has already made up their minds about Fauci (among those who care at all). So this is pointless. This is what Congress does instead of enacting Trump's agenda: puts on a bad circus.

If we have another pandemic (by happenstance or choice), we'll do the same kinds of things again. People are dumb and increasingly ineducable.

Posted by: The Mob Rules at August 06, 2026 12:28 PM (SJJc4)

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The choice at this point with Murkowski, Mitch, Tillis, Cassidy, Cornyn, and Ernst in the Senate caucus is between nothing and theater.

Theater has its uses. It's not policy breakthroughs at all, but it does help advance narratives useful for the realm of politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:29 PM (sZHUV)

77 >>"stentoriously" is also far too sesquipedalial for common discourse.

'sesquipedalial'? :-)

Posted by: Temporarily Mr Language Person at August 06, 2026 12:29 PM (NcvvS)

78 And here we were all having a pleasant chat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:24 PM (JvZF+)

Rolls - rolls of oleaginous fat, oozing over the armrests, touching your body, clammy sweat with an odor of spoiled cheese sticking to your skin and clothing - only 6 more hours of your flight to go.
==
But then, she starts to talk to you . . .

Posted by: it can always get worse at August 06, 2026 12:29 PM (anL5R)

79 You kids and your euphemisms for masturbation.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

laffed so hard I cramped up

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:29 PM (JvZF+)

80 Thanks, tubal.

Really.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 12:30 PM (3fZgy)

81
Good morning all. The press was trump's worst enemy. I believe they were unassailable. There may be some way to make them pay for this. My plan would be to cut off all access to the white house on air force one in the press room everywhere until they start printing retractions

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 06, 2026 12:30 PM (mmrXZ)

82 To continue the MI conversation from last thread:

@PollTracker2024
#MichiganSenate

Jewish Telegraph Agency: Jewish leaders in the Detroit area who have held fundraisers for Democrats plan to support Mike Rogers (R) if Haley Stevens loses to Abdul El-Sayed


-------

Well, Stevens lost to El-Sayed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:30 PM (sZHUV)

83 Sorry I flew through O'Hare 3 weeks ago and the images remain.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:30 PM (JvZF+)

84 So the new game is "What's on Fauci's Phone"?

One thing's for sure - the man is a narcissist of the first degree,

Any hint of praise, worship, or honor bestowed upon St. Tony is going to be saved on that phone. And that includes the sender's name and telephone number.

Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2026 12:31 PM (rj6Yv)

85 WSJ is full of it. Some more unpardoned:

Assistant Secretary for Health & a four-star admiral in the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, Dr. Levine oversaw the Office of the Assistant Secretary for Health (OASH) and the U.S. Public Health Service. She reported directly to the Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS), Xavier Becerra. 👈🏻

Because the NIH operates as its own distinct agency within the broader HHS umbrella, Dr. Fauci's agency was a peer entity rather than a subordinate to Dr. Levine's office. They worked alongside each other as high-ranking advisors on the White House COVID-19 Response Team, but neither had authority over the other.

What about Rochelle Paula Walensky who served as the 19th director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention from 2021 to 2023?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 12:31 PM (NFX2v)

86 Squeeze Birx like a tube of toothpaste

To what end? No matter what she says about Fauci, he's still got immunity. She doesn't so it makes sense for her to pull her scarf up over her mouth and keep it there.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 12:31 PM (vTZFs)

87 A success habit: Always Begin With the End in Mind
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:17 PM (JvZF+)

Well begun is halfway done!

Posted by: Mary Poppins at August 06, 2026 12:31 PM (wVcYX)

88 86 Squeeze Birx like a tube of toothpaste

To what end? No matter what she says about Fauci, he's still got immunity. She doesn't so it makes sense for her to pull her scarf up over her mouth and keep it there.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 12:31 PM (vTZFs)

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There's always the 4 states who have opened state level investigations in Fauci's behavior.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:31 PM (sZHUV)

89 >>If we have another pandemic (by happenstance or choice), we'll do the same kinds of things again. People are dumb and increasingly ineducable.

If that were true there would never have been a President Donald Trump. Twice.

Don't mistake what the media blares at us 7x24 as fact.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:32 PM (viF8m)

90 There's always the 4 states who have opened state level investigations in Fauci's behavior.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:31 PM (sZHUV)
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Is Missouri one of them?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (3fZgy)

91 Jewish leaders in the Detroit area who have held fundraisers for Democrats plan to support Mike Rogers (R) if Haley Stevens loses to Abdul El-Sayed

If true, IF, then it seems the long-awaited exodus of Jews from the Dems has begun.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

92 83 Sorry I flew through O'Hare 3 weeks ago and the images remain.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


The last time I had to fly out of O'Hare, I was in a sprint because my flight was over an hour and a half late leaving. The sad part was there were other people sprinting different locations and probably for the same reason.

If it had been "OK, you are at Gate 2 and you need to be at Gate 20" that would have been good. But nope. It was "You are in terminal A and need to get to C right now."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (/k3in)

93 Stentoriously is not a recognized word; the correct term is stentorious, which describes a loud and powerful voice. Another similar word is stentorian, which has the same meaning.
Posted by: That guy who enjoys correcting others at August 06, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

"stentoriously" is also far too sesquipedalial for common discourse.

Posted by: Kindltot


"Stentoriously" is a perfectly cromulent word.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (OUMaO)

94 91 Jewish leaders in the Detroit area who have held fundraisers for Democrats plan to support Mike Rogers (R) if Haley Stevens loses to Abdul El-Sayed

If true, IF, then it seems the long-awaited exodus of Jews from the Dems has begun.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

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I think Ackman leaving a couple of years ago was the real mark of the beginning. This would just be a continuation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (sZHUV)

95 >>The last time my wife and I flew coach, she was seated next to a bipedal blob that was oozing into her seat. The last time I flew coach, I had to angle by body and was in pain at the end.

Had a 2-hour flight where mine was the window seat, a muscular guy had the aisle seat, and the middle seat was...a kid going to LA for football tryouts. The end guy and I were as far over as we could be, and the inverted-pyramid-shaped guy between us tried to bend forward. Misery for all.

Posted by: Temporarily Mr Language Person at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS)

96 @86 states can prosecute Fauci, IMHO. Also Birx knows a lot of other people and groups that were involved.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 12:34 PM (KY+FT)

97
Lies were told, lives were lost, businesses, savings and careers destroyed, what happened, happened.

Can't we all just move on?

It's distracting to dwell in the past.

Look! Free everything!

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 12:34 PM (Y8DZL)

98 97
Lies were told, lives were lost, businesses, savings and careers destroyed, what happened, happened.

Can't we all just move on?

It's distracting to dwell in the past.

Look! Free everything!

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 12:34 PM (Y8DZL)

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Also, reparations for slavery, NOW!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:35 PM (sZHUV)

99 And here we were all having a pleasant chat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:24 PM (JvZF+)

Rolls - rolls of oleaginous fat, oozing over the armrests, touching your body, clammy sweat with an odor of spoiled cheese sticking to your skin and clothing - only 6 more hours of your flight to go.
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But then, she starts to talk to you . . .
Posted by: it can always get worse at August 06, 2026 12:29 PM (anL5R)

If she had Extremely Pronounced Hooterage, that possibly could be a mitigating factor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 12:35 PM (wVcYX)

100 *cough*

Stentoriously is not a recognized word; the correct term is stentorious, which describes a loud and powerful voice. Another similar word is stentorian, which has the same meaning.


From Dictionary.com:

stentoriously
a word derived from stentorious.


Adverbs, not just for breakfast.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 06, 2026 12:35 PM (/HDaX)

101 /sock fail.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 12:36 PM (NcvvS)

102 Extremely Pronounced Trigglyage

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:36 PM (JvZF+)

103 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 12:36 PM (wOO3z)

104 They have the I-phone. 👏🏻 Government issued?

Do they have the government issued phones; high security devices assigned for emergency use, and the IP addresses (and/or MAC address) for when they took stuff off the Federal system and forwarded to their personal systems &/or to other places where it should have not been sent?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 12:36 PM (NFX2v)

105 To what end? No matter what she says about Fauci, he's still got immunity. She doesn't so it makes sense for her to pull her scarf up over her mouth and keep it there.

Posted by: Oddbob
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To set up further contradictions with his public statements and therefore perjury traps for when he is compelled to testify.

There's no way they're ever getting a contempt finding against him in DC, but perhaps they can get a judge to rule that as a matter of law, he cannot invoke the 5th, as he did, on questions regarding past conduct for which he's been issued a pardon.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (XvL8K)

106 Fauci is a Democrat Demon that knew if he made Trump shut down the country it would hurt Trump's great economy.

This was all done to hurt Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

107
If we have another pandemic (by happenstance or choice), we'll do the same kinds of things again. People are dumb and increasingly ineducable.
Posted by: The Mob Rules

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Quite true. As we've been observing with the latest DEI n academia debacle. No amount of disgrace and embarrassment is enough for the most elite institutions in the world to do their due diligence on a person of melanin.

Meanwhile , do you want to know about a real health crisis shaping up in our own country? Read chris rufo's article on typhus in los angeles. An explosion of cases being covered by virtually no one because of who's in charge

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (mmrXZ)

108 Jewish leaders in the Detroit area who have held fundraisers for Democrats plan to support Mike Rogers (R) if Haley Stevens loses to Abdul El-Sayed

If true, IF, then it seems the long-awaited exodus of Jews from the Dems has begun.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)
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I hope so. But notice the tense in this declaration. This was apparently before Abdul won, and could have been a way to try to drag the harpy HR chungus over the finish line.

Are these Jews still gonna support the dude with the "R" next to his name? I hope so. But I have my doubts. If nothing else, the Democrap machine in Detroit will get to them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

109 Getting buy-in on the simple mitigation measures every American could take was just the first step leading to longer and more aggressive interventions.

A la lanterne! A la lanterne! A la lanterne!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (vJrRc)

110 >>If she had Extremely Pronounced Hooterage, that possibly could be a mitigating factor.

Only if topless or braless, which would be improbable.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 12:38 PM (NcvvS)

111 But then, she starts to talk to you . . .
Posted by: it can always get worse at August 06, 2026 12:29 PM (anL5R)

If she had Extremely Pronounced Hooterage, that possibly could be a mitigating factor.
Posted by: Count de Monet
==
She tells you, in detail, how she deeply cares about trans rights, and insists on having you agree with her that a trans woman is a woman.

Posted by: it can always get worse at August 06, 2026 12:38 PM (anL5R)

112 I like that word. Chungus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 12:39 PM (wOO3z)

113 Meanwhile , do you want to know about a real health crisis shaping up in our own country? Read chris rufo's article on typhus in los angeles. An explosion of cases being covered by virtually no one because of who's in charge
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Typhus? Typhus?!?! You should be so lucky. Florida has a leprosy epidemic.

Posted by: it can always get worse at August 06, 2026 12:39 PM (anL5R)

114 108 I hope so. But notice the tense in this declaration. This was apparently before Abdul won, and could have been a way to try to drag the harpy HR chungus over the finish line.

Are these Jews still gonna support the dude with the "R" next to his name? I hope so. But I have my doubts. If nothing else, the Democrap machine in Detroit will get to them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

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"Fuck you if you can't say my name right."
-Abdul

"You are all Islamophobe pieces of shit."
-Hasan Piker, main advocate for Abdul

I'm getting the sense that El-Sayed is simply not going to moderate at all, at least not enough to overcome pre-existing tensions within the party.

All while Rogers got a great line in last night. "He cares about Palestine. I care about Michigan." That, if repeated, will stick.

I kind of expect El-Sayed to struggle with fundraising, no matter the polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:40 PM (sZHUV)

115 This was all done to hurt Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (NpAcC)
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The political factor has not been as appreciated as the personal factor.

What was done to me, my family, my job and so on versus this was done as part of the coup against Trump.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:40 PM (JvZF+)

116 And he was held in contempt like Steve Bannon was held in contempt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (sZHUV)

Will he spend 6 months in fed pen, or is that only for Republicans?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:14 PM (rbvCR)
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Peter Navarro spent 4 months in jail for refusing to comply with subpoenas served by the infamous House J6 committee.

Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2026 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

117 Meanwhile , do you want to know about a real health crisis shaping up in our own country? Read chris rufo's article on typhus in los angeles. An explosion of cases being covered by virtually no one because of who's in charge
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (mmrXZ)


At some point the feds are going to either have to force action, or remove funding until action is taken, or at the very worse, declare a medical emergency (similar to Covid, right?) and impose solutions on this threat.

Typhus is a killer, and refusing to do anything about it because the graft is too sweet is beyond criminal.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:41 PM (rbvCR)

118 115 The political factor has not been as appreciated as the personal factor.

What was done to me, my family, my job and so on versus this was done as part of the coup against Trump.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:40 PM (JvZF+)

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It was done to get Joe Biden, whom everyone knew was a walking vegetable in 2017 according to the Hur tapes which were just released, into office to open the borders and spike inflation and crime.

It was done to hurt us and elevate a man whom everyone knew has mush for brains years before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:41 PM (sZHUV)

119 The only part they didn't commit to print is the
Mu-Hu-Ha-Ha-Ha

Posted by: DaveA at August 06, 2026 12:42 PM (FhXTo)

120 Dr. Birx is married to Paige Reffe, an attorney, who served as a White House advance man & deputy assistant director during the Carter, Reagan, and Clinton administrations.

Her primary residences are in Washington, D.C. and Potomac, Maryland, and she has a vacation home in Fenwick Island, Delaware.

fuhgeddaboudit. Can't/won't touch that either.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 12:42 PM (NFX2v)

121 >>This was all done to hurt Trump.

One of the most memorable things Trump has ever said always sticks with me. Paraphrase.

"They aren't after me. They are after you. I'm just standing in the way."

This was all done to hurt us and make us comply. Be ungovernable.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:42 PM (viF8m)

122 39 There ain’t no good guys
There ain’t no bad guys
There’s only you and me
And we just disagree
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (Gqar

Heyyyy ...

How about a sock thank you !

Posted by: Dave Mason at August 06, 2026 12:42 PM (3sXRv)

123 119 The only part they didn't commit to print is the
Mu-Hu-Ha-Ha-Ha

Posted by: DaveA at August 06, 2026 12:42 PM (FhXTo)

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Well, if you're laughing out loud, do you really take the time to carve into the rock? Really, it can't be the Castle Mu-Hu-Ha-Ha-Ha, can it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:42 PM (sZHUV)

124 All they had to do was spend their lives lying about what they intentionally did, but they just couldn't they had to brag about getting away with it. The egos on these people.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at August 06, 2026 12:42 PM (wYXEf)

125 Did Jackstraw see this headline:

Student Visas From China and India Cut in Half Under Trump (Legal Insurrection)

Posted by: Lurk at August 06, 2026 12:43 PM (wOK9Z)

126 125 Did Jackstraw see this headline:

Student Visas From China and India Cut in Half Under Trump (Legal Insurrection)

Posted by: Lurk at August 06, 2026 12:43 PM (wOK9Z)

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False.

Trump once said 600,000 Chinese students which means that the administration has done nothing on immigration at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:43 PM (sZHUV)

127 The truth of the matter is that the vast majority of deaths Fauci and Birx and the rest of them will be responsible for haven't even occurred yet. I'm not talking about long term effects of the "vaccines" and "boosters."

By decaying the trust on those dependent "medical experts", when a true deadly virus/disease/bacterial outbreak occurrs (and it will), a significant number of people are going to resppond the way I will....with a big hardy "F*ck You."

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 12:44 PM (dIske)

128 Yes, it's theater but it's instructive theater.

When normies are dunking on the (former) St. Fauci for his 5th Amendment claims, despite a federal pardon, that's not nothing. Fauci could have taken the questioning like a man and showed the supposed chuds in Congress his superior intellect, but like a coward, he turned tail and ran.

Of course at least one of the scientific organizations I'm a member of made a statement of support for Fauci, the fucking frauds.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 12:44 PM (2qSHg)

129 I'm getting the sense that El-Sayed is simply not going to moderate at all, at least not enough to overcome pre-existing tensions within the party.

All while Rogers got a great line in last night. "He cares about Palestine. I care about Michigan." That, if repeated, will stick.

I kind of expect El-Sayed to struggle with fundraising, no matter the polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:40 PM (sZHUV)


Michigan has a GOTV group that got organized in 2024, and found that the auto workers were very positive towards Trump because unlike the Unions, Trump wanted to do things.
The GOTV group includes veteran political activists who are a splinter group from the Larouchites. So the world is more complicated that I thought it was.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)

130 If true, IF, then it seems the long-awaited exodus of Jews from the Dems has begun.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)
____

I hope so. But notice the tense in this declaration. This was apparently before Abdul won, and could have been a way to try to drag the harpy HR chungus over the finish line.

Are these Jews still gonna support the dude with the "R" next to his name? I hope so. But I have my doubts. If nothing else, the Democrap machine in Detroit will get to them.


Good point, but I'll still take one less in the Dem column, even though I'd prefer one less in the Dem column and one more in ours.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

131 >>Did Jackstraw see this headline:

I did.

Thanks

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:45 PM (viF8m)

132 All they had to do was spend their lives lying about what they intentionally did, but they just couldn't they had to brag about getting away with it. The egos on these people.
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic

"We are the ones we've been waiting for." - Imam Obama

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 12:45 PM (wOO3z)

133 If that were true there would never have been a President Donald Trump. Twice.

Don't mistake what the media blares at us 7x24 as fact.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:32 PM (viF8m)

People who spend huge amounts of time arguing on the internet tend to think their arguments are moving the needle.

Trump won twice, narrowly (decided by close margins in a handful of states both times) against two of the most abysmal candidates in my lifetime, both of whom resemble Batman villains.

And Trump's a rockstar by Republican standards.

Every four years (when we aren't just allowing obvious fraud to rule the day), the country's direction depends on a sliver of the population who swing so wildly they'd get thrown out of an orgy.

I'm not planning my funeral. But I'm not enthused.

Posted by: The Mob Rules at August 06, 2026 12:45 PM (SJJc4)

134 126 125 Did Jackstraw see this headline:

Student Visas From China and India Cut in Half Under Trump (Legal Insurrection)

Posted by: Lurk at August 06, 2026 12:43 PM (wOK9Z)

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False.

Trump once said 600,000 Chinese students which means that the administration has done nothing on immigration at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:43 PM (sZHUV)

When is he going to FIX THIS??? I want him to Fix All the Things!!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:45 PM (Gqar8)

135 Have the diaphanous fabrics been removed from the pronounced hooterage yet?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

136 121 >>This was all done to hurt Trump.

100%. Whatever the reason, people convinced themselves that Trump was the existential threat and must be destroyed. In doing so, they killed a whole bunch of people that otherwise would have been fine. Small price to pay. Where have we heard that before?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 12:46 PM (QaH55)

137 128 Yes, it's theater but it's instructive theater.

When normies are dunking on the (former) St. Fauci for his 5th Amendment claims, despite a federal pardon, that's not nothing. Fauci could have taken the questioning like a man and showed the supposed chuds in Congress his superior intellect, but like a coward, he turned tail and ran.

Of course at least one of the scientific organizations I'm a member of made a statement of support for Fauci, the fucking frauds.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 12:44 PM (2qSHg)

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I think it has less purely political effects and more generally cultural effects with political side-effects.

Essentially, the bubble of the expert class is popped in the minds of normies. "Experts say" becomes a punchline rather than a rhetorical backstop and argumentation tool. So that when they see it used unironically, there's automatic distrust bubbling under the surface rather than unalloyed trust.

And Fauci is the central symbol of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:46 PM (sZHUV)

138 Birx has no reason to defend Fauci. She needs to place him back in the meat grinder. My testicles pleaded the 5th over 112 times this weekend so it's game on!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 12:46 PM (iySPJ)

139 129 Michigan has a GOTV group that got organized in 2024, and found that the auto workers were very positive towards Trump because unlike the Unions, Trump wanted to do things.
The GOTV group includes veteran political activists who are a splinter group from the Larouchites. So the world is more complicated that I thought it was.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)

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False.

The entire political edifice is run by one dude in a secret office in Manhattan who controls everything and it's all theater.

We're doomed. DOOOOMED!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:47 PM (sZHUV)

140 > "When people start to realize that 99% of us are going to be fine, it becomes more and more difficult to get people to comply."

- Deborah Birx, Trump's lockdown architect
---------
As I've said many times; it was always about testing the public's compliance. By any measure, it was successful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 12:47 PM (2Cry5)

141 "The Senate Has Fauci's iPhone As Well as Thousands of Additional Records."

That won't amount to much.

I have his soul, along with thousands of others.

Posted by: Ol' Nick at August 06, 2026 12:47 PM (3whBp)

142 134 When is he going to FIX THIS??? I want him to Fix All the Things!!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:45 PM (Gqar

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*rent and mortgages decrease*

"My burrito costs too much money in downtown Chicago!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:47 PM (sZHUV)

143 Have the diaphanous fabrics been removed from the pronounced hooterage yet?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

Too snug a fit. Will have to use the Jaws of Life to cut the fabric away.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 12:48 PM (wVcYX)

144 Birx has no reason to defend Fauci. She needs to place him back in the meat grinder. My testicles pleaded the 5th over 112 times this weekend so it's game on!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

That's nuts!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 12:48 PM (wOO3z)

145 Trump won twice, narrowly (decided by close margins in a handful of states both times) against two of the most abysmal candidates in my lifetime, both of whom resemble Batman villains.

And Trump's a rockstar by Republican standards.

Every four years (when we aren't just allowing obvious fraud to rule the day), the country's direction depends on a sliver of the population who swing so wildly they'd get thrown out of an orgy.
==
I think there was a lot more fraud going on than I realized. Looking a florida and Ohio going from purple to strong red after cleaning up voting rolls was strong evidence that the amount of cheating going on was nothing short of epic. It is still going on that way in the deep blue states. Its not a free country. hasn't been for quite awhile.

Posted by: who counts the votes is who counts at August 06, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)

146 She doesn't so it makes sense for her to pull her scarf up over her mouth and keep it there.
Posted by: Oddbob


I don't think she can.

Her published memoir is a confession. The only thing she can say is "Everything in my memoir is a lie" and then refuse to say what the truth is.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 12:48 PM (vJrRc)

147 145 I think there was a lot more fraud going on than I realized. Looking a florida and Ohio going from purple to strong red after cleaning up voting rolls was strong evidence that the amount of cheating going on was nothing short of epic. It is still going on that way in the deep blue states. Its not a free country. hasn't been for quite awhile.

Posted by: who counts the votes is who counts at August 06, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)

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There were 300,000 fraudulent ballots in GA in 2020.

Biden won by like 10,000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:49 PM (sZHUV)

148 *Typhus? Typhus?!?! You should be so lucky. Florida has a leprosy epidemic.*

That's just because the yankeefolk keep trying to pet the armadillos.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (IQhz0)

149 147 145 I think there was a lot more fraud going on than I realized. Looking a florida and Ohio going from purple to strong red after cleaning up voting rolls was strong evidence that the amount of cheating going on was nothing short of epic. It is still going on that way in the deep blue states. Its not a free country. hasn't been for quite awhile.

Posted by: who counts the votes is who counts at August 06, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)

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There were 300,000 fraudulent ballots in GA in 2020.

Biden won by like 10,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:49 PM (sZHUV)

And thus, Doomerism, to a certain degree.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (Gqar8)

150
Huh...

Welp, finally found a blocker for the pop-ups of constant annoyance.

Surprised that some others didn't work at all.

Anywho...

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)

151 What if the median state, politically, is, like...Tennessee?

Once you get rid of the fraud.

That would be a very different America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (sZHUV)

152 There were 300,000 fraudulent ballots in GA in 2020.

Biden won by like 10,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:49 PM (sZHUV)

And we watched as that mother/ Daughter team ran them through over and over again.. They were punished by a million dollar award against Rudy for calling that out..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (Pxss1)

153 There's always the 4 states who have opened state level investigations in Fauci's behavior.

Those states can't give her federal immunity so why should she talk to them?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (vTZFs)

154 I like that word. Chungus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 12:39 PM (wOO3z)
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The Blade, he is here to help. He is generous like that!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

155
False.

The entire political edifice is run by one dude in a secret office in Manhattan who controls everything and it's all theater.

We're doomed. DOOOOMED!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:47 PM (sZHUV)


Norm Eisen doesn't live in Manhattan!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:51 PM (rbvCR)

156 Rogers is a weak candidate. Candidates that are old and boring and look great on paper do not turn out the Trump era Republican base.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 12:51 PM (wGerL)

157 The next time somebody says data centers are draining America of water, these numbers are worth citing:

US data centers directly use approximately 17.5 billion gallons of water annually, compared to the 3.2 trillion gallons used for residential lawns and turf.

- according to Grok, golf courses use roughly 30–31 times more water than all U.S. data centers combined


https://tinyurl.com/73k7b6ss

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

158 149 There were 300,000 fraudulent ballots in GA in 2020.

Biden won by like 10,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:49 PM (sZHUV)

And thus, Doomerism, to a certain degree.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (Gqar

=======

After that, it really felt like there was no cap on fraud at all, and that no one could possibly counter it. I was fully blackpilled from 2021 to mid-2024.

And then 2024 happened, and I changed my view of how elections are currently working in America with the new information.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:51 PM (sZHUV)

159 Home Depot wants you to know that -
The Countdown To Halloween Is On!


You know what this means, don't you . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 12:51 PM (wVcYX)

160 >>There's no way they're ever getting a contempt finding against him in DC, but perhaps they can get a judge to rule that as a matter of law, he cannot invoke the 5th, as he did, on questions regarding past conduct for which he's been issued a pardon.
__
I still think he waived his privilege by giving an opening statement which touched on the subjects he refused to answer.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 06, 2026 12:51 PM (bNf8H)

161 Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)

162 Remember when they told us we needed to disinfect every package delivered by Amazon and that if we bought groceries we should disinfect them before bringing them into the house?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

163 148 *Typhus? Typhus?!?! You should be so lucky. Florida has a leprosy epidemic.*

That's just because the yankeefolk keep trying to pet the armadillos.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (IQhz0)

Waiting for the advent of rampant scrofula and scabies.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (Gqar8)

164 You guys see that the Canadian skanker who slapped the MAGA girl is being deported? Not sure if she's already gone (probably not) but she was ordered deported. FAFO, bitch!

Even better: reportedly, the smelly loser "husband" won't be able to visit her in Canada because he's got a criminal record and won't be able to get a visa.

Fuck both of these scumbags.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

165 >>People who spend huge amounts of time arguing on the internet tend to think their arguments are moving the needle.

>>Trump won twice, narrowly (decided by close margins in a handful of states both times) against two of the most abysmal candidates in my lifetime, both of whom resemble Batman villains.

People who make up arguments in their head tend to believe their own bullshit.

Trump first beat the inevitable Hillary after taking down 2 stages worth of GOP challengers. He was then subjected to years of lawlessness trying to destroy him and when then didn't work they tried to murder him. Multiple times. You don't see that many guys take a bullet to the head and stand up fighting.

He won the second time by taking every swing state. It wasn't remotely close. And that was with rigged elections.

I'm not arguing. These are demonstrably true facts. There has always been more of us than them, we just needed someone to lead. You should be enthused, we are winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (viF8m)

166
Typhus in L.A.?

The Mayor there is a veteran Vinceremos brigade leader, all she needs to do is call on free best-in-the-world Cuban medical professionals to take care of the problem.

Yeah, Micheal Moore is out of hiding.

Looks like Ozempic has struck again.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (Y8DZL)

167 Random crap pie charts are TIGHT

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (fsIaS)

168 The Northern District of Texas strikes again, granting final judgement in a case with GOA and Silencer Shop Foundation to challenge the constitutionality of the National Firearms Act. The Judgement rules that because the government no longer collects a tax on short barrel rifles, short barrel shotguns, and suppressors, then their entire regulatory scheme is unconstitutional as it exceeds their authority as it no longer uses the enumerated taxing power

Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (RHGPo)

169 168 The Northern District of Texas strikes again, granting final judgement in a case with GOA and Silencer Shop Foundation to challenge the constitutionality of the National Firearms Act. The Judgement rules that because the government no longer collects a tax on short barrel rifles, short barrel shotguns, and suppressors, then their entire regulatory scheme is unconstitutional as it exceeds their authority as it no longer uses the enumerated taxing power

Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (RHGPo)

=======

False.

The judiciary never, ever sides with us.

So, this can't have happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:53 PM (sZHUV)

170 You guys see that the Canadian skanker who slapped the MAGA girl is being deported? Not sure if she's already gone (probably not) but she was ordered deported. FAFO, bitch!

Even better: reportedly, the smelly loser "husband" won't be able to visit her in Canada because he's got a criminal record and won't be able to get a visa.

Fuck both of these scumbags.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

lolgf, what a ray of sunshine.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)

171 off topic
does anyone know the facts about the July ICE killing in Houston

Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 06, 2026 12:53 PM (P4Pk9)

172 Home Depot wants you to know that -
The Countdown To Halloween Is On!

You know what this means, don't you . . .


Ho Ho Ho!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

173 All they had to do was spend their lives lying about what they intentionally did, but they just couldn't they had to brag about getting away with it. The egos on these people.
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at August 06, 2026 12:42 PM


Now where's the fun in that, when they can be rubbing their lies in your face publicly, knowing there's sweet FA that a DC jury will do to them?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 12:54 PM (bFu5X)

174 Student Visas From China and India Cut in Half Under Trump (Legal Insurrection)
Posted by: Lurk at August 06, 2026 12:43 PM (wOK9Z)
===-

THIS

is choking off the machine at the source.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:54 PM (JvZF+)

175
US data centers directly use approximately 17.5 billion gallons of water annually, compared to the 3.2 trillion gallons used for residential lawns and turf.


I use a trillion gallons on my lawn alone.

St Augustine is a thirsty plant.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 12:54 PM (iJfKG)

176 The CBC was showing the hearing this morning where Saint Fauci was voted in contempt of Congress - iirc.

The vote was 8 - 7 strictly across party lines.
----

Yet another example of our "honorable opposition" is anything but honorable. Why would not a single Democrat have the honesty to chime in with "Yeah, he lied to us" when its quite obvious that he did?

Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2026 12:55 PM (TN0g+)

177 Was spread far and wide to get that potato into office and have bureaus of people operating the government. Why else would they be so bold to suggest getting rid of the President?

They've targeted vengeance against one person - Trump - though they really have liked him cleaning up behind the O and Joe.

They've studied such tactics for decades. They know the average citizens are too busy trying to manage & won't concentrate on a long list of grievances.

Yelling Trump & Putin are so easy for them, they know no one will listen to conservatives or the saner among us listing a multitude of absolutely evil people operating internally and trying to destroy democracy. It begins to sound loony, crying wolf.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 12:55 PM (NFX2v)

178 Her published memoir is a confession. The only thing she can say is "Everything in my memoir is a lie" and then refuse to say what the truth is.

"Dr. Birx, in your book you say [ whatever ]. Do you stand by that statement?"

"On advice of counsel..."

Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 12:55 PM (vTZFs)

179 174 Student Visas From China and India Cut in Half Under Trump (Legal Insurrection)
Posted by: Lurk at August 06, 2026 12:43 PM (wOK9Z)
===-

THIS

is choking off the machine at the source.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:54 PM (JvZF+)

=======

Trump's administration is also doing the investigative and prep work to end OPT.

They're not just going to end it quickly, like Trump tried to do in term 1 with DACA. They're crossing all the ts and dotting all the lower-cased js to make sure that the judiciary doesn't spike it because of procedural reasons (mostly around the APA).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:55 PM (sZHUV)

180 Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)

Evergreen.

Wait no not evergreens

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 12:55 PM (fsIaS)

181 What if the median state, politically, is, like...Tennessee?

Once you get rid of the fraud.

That would be a very different America.
==
That is the real America my gut is telling me.

Posted by: who counts the votes is who counts at August 06, 2026 12:56 PM (anL5R)

182 I'm with that 'Nothing will happen" guy.


Wake me when something does.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 12:56 PM (Kakst)

183 It's gonna be something when Judas Pence gets tied into this mess.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 12:56 PM (3Ope8)

184 Arizona's largest county suffered a significant breach of its election data in the days before the 2020 presidential election when a self-described hacker foiled security and obtained 633,000 voter registration files but the Biden Justice Department and local prosecutors declined to bring charges even after the FBI got the suspect to confess, according to declassified documents made public Thursday by the White House.

The scraping of Maricopa County's voter registration files was the most flagged security incident in a cyberintrusion log kept by U.S. spy agencies in the days around the Nov. 3, 2020 election, and it caused an extensive FBI investigation that led agents to a home in Fountain Hills, Ariz., the memos show.

... the most secure election EVAH

Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2026 12:56 PM (RHGPo)

185 178 Her published memoir is a confession. The only thing she can say is "Everything in my memoir is a lie" and then refuse to say what the truth is.

"Dr. Birx, in your book you say [ whatever ]. Do you stand by that statement?"

"On advice of counsel..."

Rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 12:55 PM (vTZFs)

So, this Memoir - Chutzpah, or Hubris?

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 12:56 PM (Gqar8)

186 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

========

"Fuck you if you can't say my name right."
-Abdul

"You are all Islamophobe pieces of shit."
-Hasan Piker, main advocate for Abdul

I'm getting the sense that El-Sayed is simply not going to moderate at all, at least not enough to overcome pre-existing tensions within the party.

All while Rogers got a great line in last night. "He cares about Palestine. I care about Michigan." That, if repeated, will stick.

I kind of expect El-Sayed to struggle with fundraising, no matter the polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:40 PM (sZHUV)
______

That video by Piker was unreal. He's so arrogant, so abrasive, so virulent in his hatred for this country, and so politically tone deaf that sometimes I wonder if he's a deep-cover MAGA plant.

I can't imagine anyone other than hard-core commies or terrorist bomb-makers seeing that video -- and others like it -- and not being completely repulsed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

187 Yet another example of our "honorable opposition" is anything but honorable. Why would not a single Democrat have the honesty to chime in with "Yeah, he lied to us" when its quite obvious that he did?

Because there's no up side for him. As long as he's willing to keep up the lie, leftists will vote for him. Once a pol admits the Dems are scum, they won't.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

188 37 The most egregious damage will continue to be what few are discussing - that the next time there's a need for quarantine measures - and there will be a next time - people will refuse to comply.

Trust the science means "the science" better damn well not lie to people.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)


This may have been a built in feature, not a bug, unfortunately.

Posted by: moki at August 06, 2026 12:58 PM (wLjpr)

189 One of the most amusing parts of COVID...

According to "official" numbers China had 1/30the the COVID deaths the US did.

And instead of the clot shot they developed a traditional COVID vaccine. Now their vaccine probably did nothing since flu like illnesses mutate too quickly for a vaccine to work, but it also didn't have the clot shot side effects.

So essentially a saline injection was 30 times more effective then the clot shot.

Now if you present this to a Branch COVIDian they will claim China just falsified their numbers, which is likely true. But then so did the CDC and that for some reason they won't agree with...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

190 Take Scarf lady to the pillory and drive a nail through her ear.

Posted by: little people at August 06, 2026 12:58 PM (ehY6c)

191 186 That video by Piker was unreal. He's so arrogant, so abrasive, so virulent in his hatred for this country, and so politically tone deaf that sometimes I wonder if he's a deep-cover MAGA plant.

I can't imagine anyone other than hard-core commies or terrorist bomb-makers seeing that video -- and others like it -- and not being completely repulsed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Micro-targeted ads with that video and video of Hasan and El-Sayed together will probably do interesting things in certain Democrat heavy locations within Michigan.

And then all the "defund ICE, defund the police" stuff that will go along with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:58 PM (sZHUV)

192 The Northern District of Texas strikes again, granting final judgement in a case with GOA and Silencer Shop Foundation to challenge the constitutionality of the National Firearms Act. The Judgement rules that because the government no longer collects a tax on short barrel rifles, short barrel shotguns, and suppressors, then their entire regulatory scheme is unconstitutional as it exceeds their authority as it no longer uses the enumerated taxing power
Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2026 12:52 PM (RHGPo)


Did you read the final judgement? Read it and follow up on the CFRs cited as invalid.
It is glorious. I can't import an complete Degetyarev or a Swedish K but I could get a parts kit and machine the naught bits now.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7fcx64

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:59 PM (rbvCR)

193 The Northern District of Texas strikes again, granting final judgement in a case with GOA and Silencer Shop Foundation to challenge the constitutionality of the National Firearms Act.

"Final" meaning as far as that court is concerned. Now we wait for the stays and appeals. And rehearings. And appeals. And applications for cert. Etc. All that said, it's good news for what it is.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)

194 Home Depot wants you to know that -
The Countdown To Halloween Is On!

You know what this means, don't you . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet

The Karens are about to stampede the liquor stores for pumpkin-spice chardonnay.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

195 Bill Mitchell
@mitchellvii
This Mamdani video is hilarious. Trump busting Mamdani for an ID so he can get a burger and fries

https://tinyurl.com/4mnrremd

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

196
Birx just needs to be charged with...not sure, but probably insurrection or maybe sabotage,

and if found guilty then hung by one of her scarves.

Too mean?

FIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

Given a paddling and a night with Hunter Biden.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:00 PM (iJfKG)

197 I'm gonna vomit if there's a dick pic on that phone

[Almost gags just thinking about it]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:10 PM (iFTx/)


A selfie of Fauci's face on his phone would qualify as a dick pic

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:00 PM (S0M0K)

198 I got the coof a couple/three times. No jabbie- jabbie. Anecdotal but no big deal. I was baffled by some of the responses to wife and my “ noncompliance”.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:00 PM (Gqar8)

199 Take Scarf lady to the pillory and drive a nail through her ear.

Posted by: little people at August 06, 2026 12:58 PM (ehY6c)

A good start,

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 01:01 PM (dK+Kv)

200 That video by Piker was unreal. He's so arrogant, so abrasive, so virulent in his hatred for this country, and so politically tone deaf that sometimes I wonder if he's a deep-cover MAGA plant.
==
Well, you can't expect an Orc to have self awareness.

Posted by: JRR Tolkien at August 06, 2026 01:01 PM (anL5R)

201 Put Birx in a Burkha. It’s her only play left.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:01 PM (Gqar8)

202 Fetterman answers whether he'll cross the aisle to confirm Trump AG nominee Todd Blanche
The Pennsylvania Democrat, who supported Pam Bondi, told Jon Stewart he tries to 'call balls and strikes' on nominees
By Robert McGreevy Fox News
Published August 6, 2026

Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., said Wednesday he would not vote for acting Attorney General Todd Blanche to officially take over the role leading the Department of Justice.

During a Wednesday appearance on comedian Jon Stewart's podcast, Fetterman was pressed on Democrats' failure to use the Senate filibuster to block President Donald Trump's Cabinet nominees. The senator responded by claiming he would not vote for Blanche, who is Trump's choice for attorney general.

"Many of them I didn't vote for," Fetterman said, referring to Trump's Cabinet nominees.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 01:02 PM (NFX2v)

203 All while Rogers got a great line in last night. "He cares about Palestine. I care about Michigan." That, if repeated, will stick.
----------

If that's the exact quote I hate it. Starting with "he cares" is brutally bad persuasion.

Especially because few believe the second part. You never want to boost your opponent. Telling the entire audience that your opponent "cares" is so bad. It doesn't matter what you say they care about, not on the level that people feel.

"He's for Palestine, I'm for Michigan" would be better.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (fsIaS)

204 Dang, I want a 256 Gb jump drive, and it's $50. It was $23 a year ago.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)

205 202 "Many of them I didn't vote for," Fetterman said, referring to Trump's Cabinet nominees.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 01:02 PM (NFX2v)

=======

Because he's as much a Republican as Lisa Murkwoski is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (sZHUV)

206 "On advice of counsel..."

Rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Oddbob


It's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (/k3in)

207 That video by Piker was unreal. He's so arrogant, so abrasive, so virulent in his hatred for this country, and so politically tone deaf that sometimes I wonder if he's a deep-cover MAGA plant.

I can't imagine anyone other than hard-core commies or terrorist bomb-makers seeing that video -- and others like it -- and not being completely repulsed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Micro-targeted ads with that video and video of Hasan and El-Sayed together will probably do interesting things in certain Democrat heavy locations within Michigan.

And then all the "defund ICE, defund the police" stuff that will go along with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:58 PM (sZHUV)_
________

Maybe they can hook in that older video of Piker being a sleazy dudebro scumbag pedobear suggesting that girls "old enough to count" are "old enough to mount."

I never heard that phrase before, and I'm sorry I ever did. Almost had to take a shower after that video.

Piker is a real filthy scumbag. Despite all his false macho bravado, I'll bet money he likes dick.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

208 Anything “ wrong” with Blanche, according to Fetterman? Or just a Dem being a Dem?

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (Gqar8)

209 Every single leftist/lib/prog/Dems still believes (or pretends to believe) all the covid hysteria/propaganda. Nothing about Fauci Birx, statics on deaths, failure masks or social distancing, evidence of lab leak etc... has or will make a slightest impression on them. Not the slightest doubt in their minds that the Party did the right thing and all these revelations are just lies and distractions.

I don't know what it would take but actual truth and science ain't it.

Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

210 I got the coof a couple/three times. No jabbie- jabbie. Anecdotal but no big deal. I was baffled by some of the responses to wife and my “ noncompliance”.
==
Nobody in my nuclear family did either. She's a doctor and I a lawyer. But so many relatives who have their PHd in immunology and virology from the internet did, and many suffered and are suffering the consequences.

Posted by: JRR Tolkien at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (anL5R)

211 201 Put Birx in a Burkha. It’s her only play left.
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:01 PM (Gqar

Then send her to Iran. They'll love her.

Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (qwype)

212 off topic
does anyone know the facts about the July ICE killing in Houston
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 06, 2026 12:53 PM (P4Pk9)

The Facts Of ICE?

You take the good
You take the bad
You take them both and there you have
The facts of ICE
The facts of ICE

Posted by: Mrs. Garrett at August 06, 2026 01:04 PM (wVcYX)

213 203 If that's the exact quote I hate it. Starting with "he cares" is brutally bad persuasion.

Especially because few believe the second part. You never want to boost your opponent. Telling the entire audience that your opponent "cares" is so bad. It doesn't matter what you say they care about, not on the level that people feel.

"He's for Palestine, I'm for Michigan" would be better.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (fsIaS)

=======

It's the exact same construction as the effective ads from 2024 where Trump labeled Kamala as "caring about they/them" and Trump caring "about you".

Yes, saying that the other guy cares about not your tribe is good messaging.

It's acknowledging the tribal differences and signalling that the other guy isn't part of the tribe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:04 PM (sZHUV)

214 I hate these people and I want them to die immediately
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Let's not be hasty.

IYKWIM

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 01:04 PM (TezPK)

215 Anything “ wrong” with Blanche, according to Fetterman? Or just a Dem being a Dem?
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (Gqar


They don't need his vote enough to horsetrade with him, I guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 01:04 PM (rbvCR)

216 Anything “ wrong” with Blanche, according to Fetterman? Or just a Dem being a Dem?
Posted by: tubal

It's Shrek Fetterman. There's no rhyme or reason to it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:04 PM (wOO3z)

217 207 Maybe they can hook in that older video of Piker being a sleazy dudebro scumbag pedobear suggesting that girls "old enough to count" are "old enough to mount."

I never heard that phrase before, and I'm sorry I ever did. Almost had to take a shower after that video.

Piker is a real filthy scumbag. Despite all his false macho bravado, I'll bet money he likes dick.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

========

I suspect there will be plenty of online ads and micro-targeted ads that will play up every awful thing Hasan Piker has said.

I wouldn't expect it to be the big ad buys form PACs and the campaign, though, since Piker isn't the nominee himself.

Still, it should eat at the margins pretty effectively.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:05 PM (sZHUV)

218 Birx has no reason to defend Fauci. She needs to place him back in the meat grinder.

Which she can't do without jumping in next to him. And he has the escape hatch that she doesn't.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)

219 LOL the husband is too much of a loser for CANADA to let in and they let everybody in.

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 01:06 PM (YwEeS)

220 LOL the husband is too much of a loser for CANADA to let in and they let everybody in.
Posted by: steevy

If he was a goatraper, he'd be in by now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:07 PM (wOO3z)

221 Home Depot wants you to know that -
The Countdown To Halloween Is On!

You know what this means, don't you . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet

Is this the year they finally bring back Pumpkin Spice Spam?

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 06, 2026 01:08 PM (igCg8)

222 > Given a paddling and a night with Hunter Biden.

Hunter's got diseases that haven't been studied yet. Normally I'd be against bio-warfare, but she helped cover up Fauci's bio-warfare, so I'd say that's a perfect punishment.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2026 01:08 PM (mkw2N)

223 Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., said Wednesday he would not vote for acting Attorney General Todd Blanche to officially take over the role leading the Department of Justice...


Funny how Democrat presidents seem to get all their nominees through the Senate. All the fucking time. Because of comity I guess. Comity seems to be a one-way street though. Which is reason number 4,876 why I hate the Republican Party.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 01:09 PM (Kakst)

224 "Home Depot wants you to know that -
The Countdown To Halloween Is On!

You know what this means, don't you . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet"


Their Christmas decorations are only a month away?

Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2026 01:09 PM (GUOwU)

225 Brix ticked me off big time when she did not explain what President Trump meant by "inhaling bleach." Or taking bleach...and the MSM ran with it.

I don't remember the details and don't feel like looking them up in my busy day of procrastination in real life.

There was a study of using something similar to help people's lungs while intubated on vents. That's what he was talking about.

A NYC MD, early on, tried to explain that once on a vent people with COVID appeared to have stiff lungs and were not responding like pneumonia patients. I am paraphrasing from memory. That putting them on vents was the wrong thing to do vs hyperbaric chambers as if treating for decompression sickness. No one listened to him and others (two docs in California).

She sat there in her mask and scarf and rolled her eyes and did not explain when Trump mentioned bleach. I wanted to slap her.

She ruined scarves for me for awhile. I still have silk scarves and may return to them now and then with sweaters next spring. That was also unforgivable. Not that I look like that Karen, thank goodness. Ole bint.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:09 PM (hzuYO)

226 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:04 PM (sZHUV)

Different situation, my friend. Shes a woman. People are already barraged with propaganda that she "cares". Trump was purposely reversing that.

By using the weight of his opponents already assumed "caring" against her, and introducing his own which seemed sincere due to the contrast and since Trump is known to shoot from the hip.

Saying a strange muslim dude "cares" is excessively, excessively dumb.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:10 PM (fsIaS)

227 Yo, sista I go yo punkin spyyyy-yice right her

*grabs crotch*

First you gots to vote DSA!

Posted by: Pumkin Spice Crack Dealer at August 06, 2026 01:10 PM (anL5R)

228 Regarding Piker's little statement...my granddaughter could count to 20 when she was 15mo old.

What a bastard pedo pervert thing to say!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:12 PM (hzuYO)

229 223 Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., said Wednesday he would not vote for acting Attorney General Todd Blanche to officially take over the role leading the Department of Justice...

At least he's a Democrat... What's the Republicans excuse for not voting for him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 01:13 PM (Pxss1)

230 226 Different situation, my friend. Shes a woman. People are already barraged with propaganda that she "cares". Trump was purposely reversing that.

By using the weight of his opponents already assumed "caring" against her, and introducing his own which seemed sincere due to the contrast and since Trump is known to shoot from the hip.

Saying a strange muslim dude "cares" is excessively, excessively dumb.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:10 PM (fsIaS)

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Nah.

It's all about the tribe.

No one persuadable is going to go, "Oh, El-Sayed cares about something! I'm convinced that this is a positive trait no matter what he cares about!"

It's an obvious signal of, "He's not of the tribe. He's not American. His emotions are not with you, the American. They are with a country half a world away."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:13 PM (sZHUV)

231
228 Regarding Piker's little statement...my granddaughter could count to 20 when she was 15mo old.

What a bastard pedo pervert thing to say!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:12 PM (hzuYO)

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Piker is a piece of shit human filth and Democrats are embracing him fully.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:13 PM (sZHUV)

232 229 223 Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., said Wednesday he would not vote for acting Attorney General Todd Blanche to officially take over the role leading the Department of Justice...

At least he's a Democrat... What's the Republicans excuse for not voting for him ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 01:13 PM (Pxss1)

Donald John Trump - mostly.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Gqar8)

233 A NYC MD, early on, tried to explain that once on a vent people with COVID appeared to have stiff lungs and were not responding like pneumonia patients. I am paraphrasing from memory. That putting them on vents was the wrong thing to do vs hyperbaric chambers as if treating for decompression sickness. No one listened to him and others (two docs in California).
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You can spin up 15 million hyperbaric chambers, but you can spin up that many vents. It doesn't mean they wouldn't have worked, it means the system didn't want to admit they knew what they were doing was suboptimal.

Posted by: Pumkin Spice Crack Dealer at August 06, 2026 01:14 PM (anL5R)

234
Donald John Trump - mostly.
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Gqar


Sadly yes...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Pxss1)

235 The federal government has removed COVID-19 vaccines from the list of shots recommended for healthy pregnant women and children.

This move has led to a significant divergence between federal policy and state-level actions, with a majority of states refusing to adopt the new, narrower guidelines.

As of January 2026, 28 states and Washington, D.C., have announced they will not follow the new, narrower CDC child vaccine recommendations. These 28 states are largely relying on previous recommendations from the CDC or guidelines from medical groups like the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) and the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG), which continue to recommend vaccines for children and pregnant individuals.

Key states that have rejected the new federal policy include California, New York, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and others, mostly led by Democratic governors.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 01:14 PM (NFX2v)

236 229 223 Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., said Wednesday he would not vote for acting Attorney General Todd Blanche to officially take over the role leading the Department of Justice...

At least he's a Democrat... What's the Republicans excuse for not voting for him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 01:13 PM (Pxss1)

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Murkowski's will be that she's actually a Democrat.

Collins' will be that she would have voted for him if leadership had needed her vote, but since they have the votes she gets to signal independence for Maine.

Not sure what Mitch's chief of staff's vote reasoning will be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:15 PM (sZHUV)

237 12 5 I bet the phone has digital AIDS.
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (XdJ05)

That's going around.
Posted by: POP UP ADS FOREVER at August 06, 2026 12:14 PM (QS5rp)
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Q: How do you get hearing aids?
A: Talking on the phone to asshoes!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 01:15 PM (JNTt1)

238 237 12 5 I bet the phone has digital AIDS.
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (XdJ05)

That's going around.
Posted by: POP UP ADS FOREVER at August 06, 2026 12:14 PM (QS5rp)
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Q: How do you get hearing aids?
A: Talking on the phone to asshoes!
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 01:15 PM (JNTt1)

That’s - good.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:16 PM (Gqar8)

239
Collins' will be that she would have voted for him if leadership had needed her vote, but since they have the votes she gets to signal independence for Maine.

Not sure what Mitch's chief of staff's vote reasoning will be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:15 PM (sZHUV)


"supposedly" they are shy one vote ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 01:16 PM (Pxss1)

240 Fetterman, without a stated valid reason to vote against him the Constitution says GIVE THE PRESIDENT HIS CHOICE

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:16 PM (JvZF+)

241 205. Because he's as much a Republican as Lisa Murkwoski is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

True. And one of 'my' Senators.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 01:16 PM (NFX2v)

242 Has that "Nothing Will Happen" dude showed up yet?
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (/k3in)

**waves**

Posted by: Nothing will happens's brother, Nada at August 06, 2026 01:17 PM (hmYU4)

243 194 Home Depot wants you to know that -
The Countdown To Halloween Is On!

You know what this means, don't you . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet

The Karens are about to stampede the liquor stores for pumpkin-spice chardonnay.

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Disney World has been doing it's (extra admission fee) Halloween Party since July 5.

Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 06, 2026 01:18 PM (TDkIk)

244 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:13 PM (sZHUV)

People don't think the way you think they think.

Anything positive you say about your opponent is taken as gospel since why would you lie about that? It's like leveling up in a video game. He - a strange Muslim dude no one knows - now has the capability to "care".

It is ceding ground you absolutely should not.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:18 PM (fsIaS)

245 Laughing's one thing...

@EndWokeness 1h
Senator Klobuchar says she is strong on US border security

The crowd laughs out loud in her face

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (diia5)

246 Saw the Ireland anti-Israel blurb on the sidebar.
I worked for a health insurance company.
One of my jobs was to oversee 3rd party vendors.
His meant I had to listen to phone calls between associates and members, then give the call a quality score.

Being it was in Ireland I thought I'd hear lots of Irish accents.
70'-80% of calls randomly selected involved associates from other countries.
Ireland has cut it's own throat with their love of Maexism.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (fFtfs)

247 Hasan Piker is a poseur nepot raised in Turkey

He is nephew to the vile cretin Chunk Uygur.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (JvZF+)

248 Before there can be an exodus of Jews from the Democrat party, someone is going to have to part the Sea of (Harry) Reids.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)

249 244
People don't think the way you think they think.

Anything positive you say about your opponent is taken as gospel since why would you lie about that? It's like leveling up in a video game. He - a strange Muslim dude no one knows - now has the capability to "care".

It is ceding ground you absolutely should not.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:18 PM (fsIaS)

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Well, it doesn't matter anyway.

Democrats will just cheat to infinity anyway because there's literally nothing anyone can do and Democrat planned this all years ago and it's just going to plan anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (sZHUV)

250 live 4 mins ago
AP, Senate panel votes to hold Fauci in contempt for refusing to answer questions at COVID-19 hearing

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (NFX2v)

251 There were 300000 fraudulent votes in Georgia in 2020.

Georgia has a problem. It's called Atlanta. And it sucks.

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (fV9m3)

252 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (CY6Xt)

253 Perfect.

https://tinyurl.com/49rfksv7

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)

254 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (sZHUV)

You can be as smart with me as you want.

I am talking about the subject because it's interesting not because it matters. If you think us talking about any of this stuff matters, I have yet more news for you.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (fsIaS)

255 Georgia has a problem. It's called Atlanta. And it sucks.
Posted by: Case

Hey, don't look at me.
-- Zombie William T. Sherman

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

256 That's just because the yankeefolk keep trying to pet the armadillos.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 06, 2026 12:50 PM (IQhz0)

Is that what you kids are calling it these day? Huh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (hmYU4)

257 Ok this is too funny. Schumer endorsed al-Sayed. al-Sayed then said he wants Chris Van Hollen to replace Schumer.
Endorsing a muzzie won't make them like Jews, Chuckie.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 01:24 PM (KY+FT)

258 246 Saw the Ireland anti-Israel blurb on the sidebar.
I worked for a health insurance company.
One of my jobs was to oversee 3rd party vendors.
His meant I had to listen to phone calls between associates and members, then give the call a quality score.

Being it was in Ireland I thought I'd hear lots of Irish accents.
70'-80% of calls randomly selected involved associates from other countries.
Ireland has cut it's own throat with their love of Maexism.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (fFtfs)

I recall that Ireland had some special tax dodge; a US company I was familiar with set up a subsidiary or some other construct in Ireland for one of their core processes, and used that to lower their tax burden.

Much like the H-1Bs, this involved firing American workers and outsourcing the employment remotely.

This was about a decade or so ago, before COVID was a thing.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 06, 2026 01:24 PM (4h45B)

259 How about a sock thank you !
Posted by: Dave Mason
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I thought you were dead?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

260 Just know, Madison, I haven't been smart with you. If you would like to go down a bumpy road, I'm happy to go there.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (fsIaS)

261 The worst lefties in the British Isles are those on that island between Ireland and Great Britain.

They espouse Manxism.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

262 260 Just know, Madison, I haven't been smart with you. If you would like to go down a bumpy road, I'm happy to go there.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:

It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (Gqar8)

263 247 Hasan Piker is a poseur nepot raised in Turkey

He is nephew to the vile cretin Chunk Uygur.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:19 PM (JvZF+)
- - - - - - - -
Wasn't it Erdogan, the leader of Turkey, that said "Democracy is like a train, you get off once you have reached your destination"?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (4h45B)

264 Anchor babies, all of them. Piker, Hong, Al Sayed.

Posted by: Midget Fauci at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (Bz1XI)

265 stentoriously
a word derived from stentorious.

Adverbs, not just for breakfast.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 06, 2026 12:35 PM (/HDaX)

Claiming something is not an English word is pretty bold. We make new words all the time and adapt them to even more words.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (uhVAy)

266 trEAT
HER with
compASS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (lyYfb)

267 The worst lefties in the British Isles are those on that island between Ireland and Great Britain.

They espouse Manxism.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

they cut off cat's tails, the monsters.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (uhVAy)

268 264 Anchor babies, all of them. Piker, Hong, Al Sayed.
Posted by: Midget Fauci

Kamala Harris...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (NFX2v)

269 The worst lefties in the British Isles are those on that island between Ireland and Great Britain.

They espouse Manxism.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

they cut off cat's tails, the monsters.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (uhVAy)

The Farmer's wife does similar.

Posted by: Three Blind Mice at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (wVcYX)

270
Nice reply to muslim whining by a Japanese woman:

https://instapundit.com/815074/


Should pretty much be the standard American reply as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (iJfKG)

271 We need to do something to bring the concepts of honor and nobility back. These people lie with wild abandon to manipulate people into giving up their lives and still think they are the good guys.

Posted by: Thatch at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (S6YCM)

272 So, was it just to “get Trump” and provide a means to help the Democrats win the election? Something still seems off. I’m getting international espionage vibes similar to this sudden socialist/marxist/communist thing going on right now.
During the BLM movement when their leader referred to herself as a trained Marxist, I thought that stating that seemed weird considering what happened. It’s not a coincidence.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (+ezaD)

The Morning Rant

punk-monkey.jpg

Crime, housing, and employment are recurrent issues in America. Any politician who addresses them and has a rational plan to ease America's crime rate, soaring housing costs, and tortured employment opportunity will have a solid foundation for success.

For 60 years, our politicians, in league with consumers of cheap labor, have imported millions of people...some legally, but many illegally. Those millions have distorted the employment market by markedly decreasing the cost of labor, mostly by being willing to work for cash at below-market rates, in substandard conditions, and without legal protections. They also consume housing, driving up the cost at the low end in particular. And as most people are beginning to realize, those millions of illegals are often the dregs of society in their home countries, and bring vast quantities of crime to our shores.

One political issue -- illegal immigration -- has had profound effects on America, yet for 60 years our political masters have dithered and obfuscated and lied and ignored and, frankly, enjoyed the financial and political fruits of this invasion. The Democrats loved it because of the ample opportunity for voter fraud to consolidate their power in the cities. The Republicans loved it because of cheap labor; those Chamber Of Commerce parties and campaign contributions have to come from somewhere! Corporations gobbled up the illegal labor and pushed Americans out of the employment picture, and on the way de-skilled many jobs to take advantage of the cheap but mediocre skills of the new workers.

According to our political elites, there is no solution, other than making these oceans of foreigners legal workers! But along came Donald Trump, who had the apparently revolutionary idea simply to enforce existing law, and throw the bums out!

One decision -- to deal with the illegal problem -- has profound salutary consequences for Americans. Deporting illegals, whether legally or just changing the tone in America so that many leave on their own, will decrease the oversupply of labor, decrease demand for housing, and eliminate a criminal class that is responsible for huge amounts of crime!

Crime, housing, and employment! The three most important issues for Americans, and President Trump has a workable plan to improve all three. So the next time some pierced and tatted 20-something complains about not being able to afford a house or get a good job or live without fear of violent crime, tell him that Donald Trump has his back!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:00 AM (bFu5X)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

3 And now some douchecanoe is on a bullhorn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:00 AM (bFu5X)

4 OK

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 11:01 AM (X8xt3)

5 Any politician who addresses them and has a rational plan to ease America's crime rate, soaring housing costs, and tortured employment opportunity will have a solid foundation for success.

The problem is that the rational approach will cause a lot of distress amongst a lot of people.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 11:01 AM (/k3in)

6 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:01 AM (bFu5X)

7
The problem is that the rational approach will cause a lot of distress amongst a lot of people.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 11:01 AM (/k3in)


Work ?!

Posted by: Maynard G. Krebs at August 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Pxss1)

8 In before the next pronounced boobage popup ad...

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 11:02 AM (j10i6)

9 Usually just glance at piercings monkey, but today for some reason I took a good look at it.

I think it may be a Democrat.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pimp chimp at August 06, 2026 11:02 AM (62m/B)

10 Too late

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 11:02 AM (j10i6)

11 So the next time some pierced and tatted 20-something complains about not being able to afford a house or get a good job or live without fear of violent crime, tell him that Donald Trump has his back!
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We'll have the satisfaction of watching their brains explode, which solves an entirely different problem.

It's a two-fer!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 11:03 AM (FZ29D)

12 Foreigners + ridiculous fraud = soaring prices

Trump's team is working on that, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 11:03 AM (X8xt3)

13 Oh...OK...it's the IBEW protesting the MSM TV station next door. Screw both of 'em.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:04 AM (bFu5X)

14 El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex.

This is how insane the left has gotten. It is certainly true that time working can't be spent on other things like sex (unless you are Kamala) but that would be equally true (and more so) in a socialist state where working hours are longer and harder.

But the left is getting away with making the argument that socialism means you get good and services without having to work. And the unanswered part of this is then who is going the work if you are busy running trains on your local drug zombies instead of working?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:04 AM (sKqQm)

15 But they tell me that crime is down. A lot!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 11:05 AM (Cqx++)

16 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at August 06, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

17 The feedback mechanism for self-government is completely severed or broken.

It's just taken for granted those that get elected aren't beholden to the citizenry, they spend most of their time massaging their image, or explaining why they can't do anything that they are required to do by law, "we can't get their from here" or "that's not who we are". Everything is just unspeakably corrupt. It is true, "that which cannot go on, won't", but it takes a lot longer than we'd like.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:06 AM (xBJ7x)

18 will decrease the oversupply of labor, decrease demand for housing, and eliminate a criminal class that is responsible for huge amounts of crime!

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Weird that the online right is talking about the cost of burritos from Chipotle instead of rent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:06 AM (sZHUV)

19 14 El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex.



I can laugh but I have to admit he scares me a bit... He's a smooth talker and younger and the Republican running against him is boring as hell and not very well spoken.. I hope Mamdani JR. loses but anything can happen

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 11:06 AM (Pxss1)

20 The left then: No illegals get any welfare it is impossible!

The left now: If you check citizenship on benefits millions of people will starve to death

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:07 AM (sKqQm)

21 14 El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex.

This is how insane the left has gotten. It is certainly true that time working can't be spent on other things like sex (unless you are Kamala) but that would be equally true (and more so) in a socialist state where working hours are longer and harder.

But the left is getting away with making the argument that socialism means you get good and services without having to work. And the unanswered part of this is then who is going the work if you are busy running trains on your local drug zombies instead of working?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:04 AM (sKqQm)

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The history of communism and socialism is just full of the state allowing the indolent to leech off of the limited state resources without recompense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:07 AM (sZHUV)

22 That pierced & tatted 20-something gas been indoctrinated by the education system, media and entertainment industry to see the world thru the prism of "Oppressed/Oppressor" dynamics, so they are more likely to adopt a self-critical position that they've been somehow privileged in a way that "undocumented migrant" hasn't and therefore that migrant should be granted all the things that they themselves can't afford.
It's "enlightened self-loathing" and it's endemic among our young people.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 06, 2026 11:08 AM (MNCvZ)

23 Why are we pretending that there is any rationale for politicians than Will to Power?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 11:10 AM (bX16E)

24 I managed to work and have sex-at the same time!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at August 06, 2026 11:11 AM (JM9I6)

25 "the oversupply of labor"

There was a link on JJS's Report to a recommendation to reduce the population. ("we need to cut the population to 4 billion") [Albeit followed by a link to "The Insidious Population Reduction Narrative Disguised as ‘Sustainability Science’"]

For a while now, I've been wondering: Are the people who fear The Population Bomb (disciples and heirs of Paul Ehrlich) and the folks who worry about low birth rates and the need for Population Replacement the same folks? Seems to be some severe cognitive dissonance there.

But, what do I know? I'm just a Moron who learned to throw around phrases like cognitive dissonance.🤔

Posted by: mindful webworker - babies are fun at August 06, 2026 11:12 AM (62m/B)

26 25 But, what do I know? I'm just a Moron who learned to throw around phrases like cognitive dissonance.🤔

Posted by: mindful webworker - babies are fun at August 06, 2026 11:12 AM (62m/B)

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If we deport 100 million people over the next 15 years, we'll have so much more space to have kids in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:12 AM (sZHUV)

27 El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex.

But, if we get rid of capitalism, no guy will be able to earn at least $50K/month so modern women won't sleep with him anyway. At least that's what the modern women on TT claim is their threshold.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 11:13 AM (ExV1e)

28 Posted by: mindful webworker - babies are fun at August 06, 2026 11:12 AM (62m/B)

What we lack in quality we are going to make up for in volume.

Posted by: Third World Mothers at August 06, 2026 11:13 AM (wGerL)

29 >> El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex.

Indeed, it is -- please leave. Now!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 11:13 AM (X8xt3)

30 "El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex."

This guys never strolled down 9th Ave in Manhattan after midnight - talk about your capitalism advancing peoples' sex life!

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 11:14 AM (j10i6)

31 They tried to drive Trump from office. When that failed they weaponized a virus they created to rig an election and get rid of him. Then they tried to throw him in prison to prevent him from ever running again. And when all of that failed they tried to murder him over and over again.

We tend to fixate on things that aren't getting done without ever appreciating the sea change that is taking place in this country and the world. And it's largely due to the courage of one man, Trump.

Trump has an ego the size of the universe. Maybe that's what drives him. I don't care. He's the most consequential person in my lifetime and someday our kids kids will look back at this time and say one guy changed the trajectory of the world, Donald J. Trump. And I'm here for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:15 AM (viF8m)

32 Yes, Paul, please stay in NYC, it's the best city in the world!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 11:15 AM (X8xt3)

33 Why are we pretending that there is any rationale for politicians than Will to Power?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 11:10 AM (bX16E)

Which is why it's so absolutely vital to get them to do the right things for the wrong reason.

The reason, of course, being 'getting reelected.' Reward those who vote the way you want. Punish those who don't.

We're seeing more and more of that recently.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:15 AM (AdHga)

34 Yes, Paul, please stay in NYC, it's the best city in the world!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 11:15 AM


And blow the bridges.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:16 AM (bFu5X)

35 Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: La'Shondra at August 06, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

If it was up your ass, you'd know.

Posted by: smart comebacks I learned in 7th grade at August 06, 2026 11:16 AM (hmYU4)

36 hobo ass is the best tasting ass
___

Bless your silly, ignorant heart.
When every criminal is listed as "white", that tends to skew the results.

Almost as if that's the point.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:16 AM (3fZgy)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:18 AM (2YhKe)

38 El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex.


He can always go fuck himself any time he wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 11:18 AM (rNQnT)

39 So the next time some pierced and tatted 20-something complains about not being able to afford a house or get a good job or live without fear of violent crime, tell him that Donald Trump has his back!


Response:

"YOU RACIST BIGOT HOMOPHOBE TRANSPHOBE etc........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:18 AM (2YhKe)

40 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 11:19 AM (z0cWr)

41 >>There was a link on JJS's Report to a recommendation to reduce the population. ("we need to cut the population to 4 billion") [Albeit followed by a link to "The Insidious Population Reduction Narrative Disguised as ‘Sustainability Science’"]

Sarah A Hoyt is one of the people who points out that anyone who believes that census figures around the world are accurate is nuts. Pretty much every country that receives aid gets it on the basis of population. Powerfully tempting to, um, 'enhance' the numbers.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 11:19 AM (NcvvS)

42 El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex.




I'm quite sure that Piker character will give up the ass anytime you want, Sayed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:20 AM (2YhKe)

43 1 st!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:00 AM (bFu5X

Get back to work, slacker!

Posted by: RI Red - at August 06, 2026 11:20 AM (JK1W1)

44 40 So the next time some pierced and tatted 20-something complains about not being able to afford a house or get a good job or live without fear of violent crime, tell him that Donald Trump has his back!


I'm in a Liberal Sanctuary city,county, state, ville... Not sure it would be wise to mention Trump in a positive way here...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 11:20 AM (Pxss1)

45 >>Bless your silly, ignorant heart.
When every criminal is listed as "white", that tends to skew the results.

Almost as if that's the point.
- - - -
Heh. Just nod and smile, they like that.

My policy is to enthusiastically agree with every NYC'er who insists it is the best. NYC'ers like this who leave constantly complain about wherever they are as not being as [insert superlative here] as 'the city.'

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 11:21 AM (X8xt3)

46 I was thinking that paying a million illegal $2300 + a free ticket fet the f* out of the country would be a big taxpayer hit .... and then I remembered that we're paying more than that every damned month while they're here.
Deport them all and try the enablers for treason!

Posted by: Wingnutt at August 06, 2026 11:21 AM (BqCPe)

47 People on NYC also live long lives avg 84.5 years. That is longer than any state

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 11:19 AM (z0cWr)

You're comparing cities to states in an effort to look better.

Cities to cities shows something different:

The US city with the longest average lifespan is Naples, FL at 86.6, far above the national average of 78.5.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:22 AM (AdHga)

48 He can always go fuck himself any time he wants.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 11:18 AM (rNQnT)

Also, has the added socialist goal of being free

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 11:23 AM (j10i6)

49 So the next time some pierced and tatted 20-something complains about not being able to afford a house or get a good job or live without fear of violent crime, tell him that Donald Trump has his back!

I always find it interesting, shall we say, that these same people complaining about how they're broke and can't get a good job and so on are sporting hundreds of dollars worth of piercings (septum and other specialty piercings aren't cheap) and hundreds to thousands of dollars worth of tattoos, which also aren't cheap. Maybe if you banked the 3 grand instead of spending it on self-mutilation, you could have gotten a better apartment, or had an emergency fund, or put a down payment on a car. Instead you set it on fire and made yourself broadly unemployable with your triple nasal cartilage piercings and face tats.

Posted by: No self insight these people at August 06, 2026 11:23 AM (TbWk/)

50
I'm in a Liberal Sanctuary city,county, state, ville... Not sure it would be wise to mention Trump in a positive way here...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 11:20 AM (Pxss1)



Put out the electric Trump sign and enjoy the hijinks!


https://shorturl.fm/2R3tD

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:24 AM (2YhKe)

51 47 I was thinking that paying a million illegal $2300 + a free ticket fet the f* out of the country would be a big taxpayer hit .... and then I remembered that we're paying more than that every damned month while they're here.
Deport them all and try the enablers for treason!

Posted by: Wingnutt at August 06, 2026 11:21 AM (BqCPe)

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We spend $110 billion a year on SNAP.

If we deport 10 million illegals at a cost of $2400 each, that's $24 billion.

Vance has said he cut off about $60 billion in fraudulent payments through his fraud task force.

USAID cost $40 billion a year.

Medicare and Medicaid, if only 5% fraudulent, represent about $100 billion in fraud right there.

$24 billion is a steal without even considering things like "legal" Medicaid payments to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:24 AM (sZHUV)

52 I'm waiting for the developers who've bought acres of property to build multi-family housing (apartments, condos, townhomes or duplexes) to suddenly realize there's hardly a soul to rent or buy them anymore. Seeing as how the illegals who were getting subsidized housing are dwindling in numbers.

Fact: apartment occupancy has fallen about 20% around here and the demand is all but gone. But developers who've committed to building, are pretty much shit outta' luck.

I think there will be another housing bubble crisis.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 11:24 AM (2Cry5)

53 Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 11:06 AM (Pxss1)

He's not going to lose. This has been well planned and is being pretty well executed. The whole thing. Mamdani was an early warning shot of the shape of it.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:24 AM (29deB)

54 So the next time some pierced and tatted 20-something complains about not being able to afford a house or get a good job or live without fear of violent crime, tell him that Donald Trump has his back!

Yes, but it's not fair that I can't afford a 5k ft2 house on my barista's salary!
*takes another sip from his $8 coffee*

Posted by: Chums water at August 06, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

55 53 I'm waiting for the developers who've bought acres of property to build multi-family housing (apartments, condos, townhomes or duplexes) to suddenly realize there's hardly a soul to rent or buy them anymore. Seeing as how the illegals who were getting subsidized housing are dwindling in numbers.

Fact: apartment occupancy has fallen about 20% around here and the demand is all but gone. But developers who've committed to building, are pretty much shit outta' luck.

I think there will be another housing bubble crisis.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 11:24 AM (2Cry5)

=======

Rent be goin' down.

Rent is a far bigger monthly concern than take out burritos, but the online right is talking about take out burritos instead. For some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:25 AM (sZHUV)

56 >>If we deport 10 million illegals at a cost of $2400 each, that's $24 billion.


And revoke citizenship of their kids.
Gone means gone.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 11:25 AM (X8xt3)

57 Fact: apartment occupancy has fallen about 20% around here and the demand is all but gone. But developers who've committed to building, are pretty much shit outta' luck.

I think there will be another housing bubble crisis.


It's great news for people looking for cheaper apartments. It sucks for the developers, who made the mistake of trusting that the government would keep doing what it had been doing.

Posted by: Chums water at August 06, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

58 Get back to work, slacker!
Posted by: RI Red - at August 06, 2026 11:20 AM


Hey! I'm multi-tasking.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (bFu5X)

59 16 Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: La'Shondra at August 06, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

It's under your morbidly obese left titty, next to the ham sandwich.

Posted by: You're welcome for that image at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (TbWk/)

60 58
It's great news for people looking for cheaper apartments. It sucks for the developers, who made the mistake of trusting that the government would keep doing what it had been doing.

Posted by: Chums water at August 06, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

======

"Line go up forever?"
-Lenar

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (sZHUV)

61 It's great news for people looking for cheaper apartments. It sucks for the developers, who made the mistake of trusting that the government would keep doing what it had been doing.

See also, EV manufacturers.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

62
I think there will be another housing bubble crisis.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 11:24 AM (2Cry5)



My friends in real estate say it's coming early to mid next year. The bottom will fall out much like 2008 as they've been giving mortgages to the unqualified again......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (2YhKe)

63 Mamdani tried to give a speech in Staten Island the other day. He was booed off the stage.

Anyone telling you the communists are winning is a retard. Or Paul. Same same.

https://tinyurl.com/ce48ph4x

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)

64
And revoke citizenship of their kids.
Gone means gone.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 11:25 AM (X8xt3)


LOLGF.

Posted by: A.C.B. at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (AdHga)

65
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 11:28 AM (iqcvy)

66 Mamdani tried to give a speech in Staten Island the other day. He was booed off the stage.

Anyone telling you the communists are winning is a retard. Or Paul. Same same.

https://tinyurl.com/ce48ph4x
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)




This will be even funnier when he's re-elected in a landslide.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:28 AM (2YhKe)

67 We will definitely have another housing crash since the big banks are no longer looking at credit scores for mortgages

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 11:28 AM (enNUy)

68 @33......stay in NYC, it's the best city in the world!!

It will get even better when the Mayor outlaws Christmas because it's a Christian holiday. Easter will be next.

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 11:29 AM (fV9m3)

69 Mamdani tried to give a speech in Staten Island the other day. He was booed off the stage.

It's worth noting that he was at some police function. That does not augur well for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)

70 Mamdani tried to give a speech in Staten Island the other day. He was booed off the stage.

Anyone telling you the communists are winning is a retard. Or Paul. Same same.

https://tinyurl.com/ce48ph4x

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)

I can't even say 'buyer's remorse,' because nearly none of them voted at all.

But good.

When you're politically passive, the politically active get to dictate your life.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:29 AM (AdHga)

71 It will get even better when the Mayor outlaws Christmas because it's a Christian holiday. Easter will be next.
Posted by: Case

Eid al-Fitr will be a blast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (wOO3z)

72 We will definitely have another housing crash since the big banks are no longer looking at credit scores for mortgages
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 11:28 AM (enNUy)
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News to me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (3fZgy)

73 That does not augur well for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)

That's because he's a ho

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (29deB)

74 Mitch dead yet?

Posted by: Question at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (F1rMs)

75 Mitch dead yet?
Posted by: Question at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (F1rMs)



Where's Maxine?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:31 AM (2YhKe)

76 I get into arguments with the following statement, and it causes a lot of anger: Slavery is not a race or class issue, it is a legal status enforced by the state, no different from peonage, serfdom or indentured servitude.
In all situations, the state requires individuals subject to it to enforce this legal status to the financial benefit of a limited number of beneficiaries.
Today H1Bs and H1A workers are the same, and honestly so are illegals. There is a government architecture that enforces them not being able to compete openly for employment and wages, and this drives down the wages they can demand, to the benefit of a limited number of beneficiaries.

The reason this pisses liberals off, especially the older Civil Rights ones is because they are focused on race, but want their lawns mowed cheaply, and this argument claims they are no better than the people they were supposed to be fighting against.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 11:31 AM (rbvCR)

77
We will definitely have another housing crash since the big banks are no longer looking at credit scores for mortgages

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 11:28 AM (enNUy)
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News to me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (3fZgy)

Fact Check: True.

"Fannie Mae Drops Minimum FICO Score Requirement"

https://money.usnews.com/loans/mortgages/
articles/fannie-mae-drops-minimum-fico-
score-requirement

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:32 AM (AdHga)

78 Prepare for war, because the muslims are prepared.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 11:32 AM (0ViWo)

79 News to me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (3fZgy)

They only looked at your stuff because you're white. 😉

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:32 AM (29deB)

80 My friends in real estate say it's coming early to mid next year. The bottom will fall out much like 2008 as they've been giving mortgages to the unqualified again......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM


Hell, I hope so. I'm trying to buy a house up here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:33 AM (bFu5X)

81 The reason this pisses liberals off, especially the older Civil Rights ones is because they are focused on race, but want their lawns mowed cheaply, and this argument claims they are no better than the people they were supposed to be fighting against.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 11:31 AM (rbvCR)

I think it pisses them off mostly because it requires thinking and they don't like that.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:33 AM (29deB)

82 Gird your loins.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 11:33 AM (wOO3z)

83 We will definitely have another housing crash since the big banks are no longer looking at credit scores for mortgages

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: 2008 at August 06, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

84 Mitch dead yet?
Posted by: Question at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (F1rMs)

Where's Maxine?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:31 AM (2YhKe)

You're not suggesting they are togeth...*wretch$

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (j10i6)

85 They only looked at your stuff because you're white. 😉
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:32 AM (29deB)
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Yeah, that must be it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (3fZgy)

86
Hell, I hope so. I'm trying to buy a house up here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:33 AM (bFu5X)



I'm trying to SELL mine down here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (2YhKe)

87
The reason this pisses liberals off, especially the older Civil Rights ones is because they are focused on race, but want their lawns mowed cheaply,


In my blue area I got signed up for a working moms mailing list somehow.

Most of the emails were about how to avoid paying taxes for your "undocumented" nanny and outrage at how much American women wanted to do the job. Note at the same time in my blue area the left, which almost certainly included these same women, were bitching about living wages and demanding increases to the minimum wage

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

88 @77 Kindltot, yup every one is an indentured servant subject to the whim of the government throwing them out of the country.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (KY+FT)

89 >>I can laugh but I have to admit he scares me a bit... He's a smooth talker and younger and the Republican running against him is boring as hell and not very well spoken.. I hope Mamdani JR. loses but anything can happen

Mike Rogers "lost" to Slotkin by 1% in the last Senate race. He might not be the smoothest speaker, not really very MAGA, but he's an ex-House rep, retired Army and very well known in Michigan.

The smart set told us El Sayed was going to win his primary by double digits. He barely by 1 point. Half the Democrats in Michigan, ones not in Dearbornistan, do not like him because he's not just a communist he's an Islamist.

We have at least a 50/50 shot at flipping the seat and the race is just getting started.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)

90 My friends in real estate say it's coming early to mid next year. The bottom will fall out much like 2008 as they've been giving mortgages to the unqualified again......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (2YhKe)

Errbody should be havin a house...

Posted by: Section 8 Broodmare and her 19 chirruns at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (F1rMs)

91 Prepare for war, because the muslims are prepared.
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 11:32 AM (0ViWo)
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When they decide to traipse their little goat-humping butts to my AO, believe me, I'll be prepared.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (3fZgy)

92 M'peach fouty-fi!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (wOO3z)

93 We will definitely have another housing crash since the big banks are no longer looking at credit scores for mortgages
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 11:28 AM (enNUy)
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News to me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM


Same here. Anyone have any links to articles claiming big banks are not using credit scores to approve mortgages?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (cpFbA)

94 Hell, I hope so. I'm trying to buy a house up here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:33 AM (bFu5X)


I'm trying to SELL mine down here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM


"The good Lord says he can get me out of this. But He's pretty sure you're fooked!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (bFu5X)

95 86 They only looked at your stuff because you're white. 😉
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:32 AM (29deB)
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Yeah, that must be it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (3fZgy
Hi, SMH!

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (0ViWo)

96 My friends in real estate say it's coming early to mid next year. The bottom will fall out much like 2008 as they've been giving mortgages to the unqualified again.....

I've been hearing that for quite a while yet prices keep going up at least in my area

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)

97 The reason this pisses liberals off, especially the older Civil Rights ones is because they are focused on race, but want their lawns mowed cheaply, and this argument claims they are no better than the people they were supposed to be fighting against.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 11:31 AM (rbvCR)

And because the AWFL living in her Central Park West apartment doesn't want to have to pay legal minimum wage to her Dominican illegal immigrant nanny for watching Jaden, Jayden and Jeyden while she gets spa treatments and fucks her personal trainer.

Posted by: One less fuck session with Chad a week at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)

98 Hey Eromero!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:36 AM (3fZgy)

99 90 Mike Rogers "lost" to Slotkin by 1% in the last Senate race. He might not be the smoothest speaker, not really very MAGA, but he's an ex-House rep, retired Army and very well known in Michigan.

The smart set told us El Sayed was going to win his primary by double digits. He barely by 1 point. Half the Democrats in Michigan, ones not in Dearbornistan, do not like him because he's not just a communist he's an Islamist.

We have at least a 50/50 shot at flipping the seat and the race is just getting started.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)

========

If 5% of Democrat voters decide to stay home because they don't want to vote for a Star Wars name, those voters mostly relegated to the rural areas of Michigan, it can cause issues for El-Sayed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:36 AM (sZHUV)

100 The main issue is the entire Western Economic Governing Principle is unending, limitless growth, you can't have limitless growth without limitless population growth.

That is the primary reason why the globalist are cramming as many Juan's and Abduhl's down their indigenous populations throats.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (XV/Pl)

101 In MI when on election night Rodgers is up by 2% but none of the networks will call it and El Sayed refuses to concede because "not all of the mail in ballots have been counted yet" I wonder what Trump's plan is?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (sKqQm)

102 We will definitely have another housing crash since the big banks are no longer looking at credit scores for mortgages
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 11:28 AM (enNUy)
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News to me.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:30 AM (3fZgy)


There have been reports that loan originators like Morgan Stanley have been on edge because the new Fannie and Freddie requirement going into effect in August require closer scrutiny of mortgages, and Morgan Stanley employees have been complaining that they have been leaned on by the company to allow loans to rich investors to buy investment properties. These are condos, houses and buildings for either flipping in the future or managing as rentals.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (rbvCR)

103 Prices have leveled off in my AO and houses on the market are starting to sit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (wOO3z)

104 Eid al-Fitr will be a blast.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


"It's the Great Fatwa, Charlie Brown!" doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (/k3in)

105 > I think there will be another housing bubble crisis.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 11:24 AM (2Cry5)
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My friends in real estate say it's coming early to mid next year. The bottom will fall out much like 2008 as they've been giving mortgages to the unqualified again......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 11:27 AM (2YhKe)
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That, and a glut of unsold properties.

I want to go into town tomorrow and see if some of the apartment complexes that were slated to open this year are even remotely finished. The developers were expecting thousands of workers for the now defunct Ford "Blue Oval" battery and EV plants down in Glendale.

And there's supposed to be at least one subdivision with homes you buy through an online catalog... like Sears used to sell. Only more "upscale."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (2Cry5)

106 They only looked at your stuff because you're white. 😉
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:32 AM (29deB)
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Yeah, that must be it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (3fZgy)

They're doing the paper bag test in reverse...

Posted by: Ooooooo, so sorry, missed by *that* much at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (TbWk/)

107 We have at least a 50/50 shot at flipping the seat and the race is just getting started.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)

P1: Al Sayed got almost no support from black Dems.
P2: Black Dems are the most reliably Dem block there is.
P3: Like in Texas, black Dems are voicing their anger.

C1: Black Dems will not vote for him in November.
C2: Rogers by 3.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (AdHga)

108 For birthright citizenship- especially the chinese- would a law that revokes citizenship for anyone not permanently present and residing in the US for 2 out of every 5 consecutive years unless in the military or similar be constitutional ? Needs work but maybe?

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 11:38 AM (lCppi)

109 102 In MI when on election night Rodgers is up by 2% but none of the networks will call it and El Sayed refuses to concede because "not all of the mail in ballots have been counted yet" I wonder what Trump's plan is?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (sKqQm)

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Probably similar to what the RNC did when Philadelphia tried to stop ballot counting in the middle of the night on election night in 2024.

Except with the power of the DOJ Civil Rights Division, headed by Harmeet Dhillon, having 2 years of lead up time to prep for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:38 AM (sZHUV)

110 The smart set told us El Sayed was going to win his primary by double digits.
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Some say because if the polls were accurate, likely showing the opoonent winning, people might question this close victory.

As it stands there's very little to question about the result, everyone gets their various assumptions confirmed, life goes on.

I will gladly put on the line to go along with the above theory, that he "wins" come November.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:38 AM (29deB)

111 Since January 2021, the Case-Shiller home price index has increased 38%.

Housing increase 38%
Gold 73%
S&P 500 99%

Cry me a river.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 06, 2026 11:38 AM (2ap+5)

112 Anyone have any links to articles claiming big banks are not using credit scores to approve mortgages?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (cpFbA)

"Fannie Mae Drops Minimum FICO Score Requirement"

https://money.usnews.com/loans/mortgages/
articles/fannie-mae-drops-minimum-fico-
score-requirement

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:38 AM (AdHga)

113 Declining enrollment forces PSU (Portland State University) to slash two departments, lay off staffers amid $35M budget crunch

'''The conflict resolution and university studies departments will be eliminated


https://tinyurl.com/yk6rmyc5

1) Just WTH is a University Studies Department?
2) A Conflict Resolution Department? AYFKM?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

114 104 Prices have leveled off in my AO and houses on the market are starting to sit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (wOO3z)

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Same here, outside Charlotte, which actually is continuing to grow overall.

But, new developments that were just starting a couple of years ago have started offering things like free pools to get new buyers, and that's not because the plots are flying off the shelves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:39 AM (sZHUV)

115 Sadly, I suspect home insurance prices won't drop proportionate with housing prices. Not even as a trailing adjustment.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 11:39 AM (aJQbY)

116 That is the primary reason why the globalist are cramming as many Juan's and Abduhl's down their indigenous populations throats.

The problem with this is heritage America/Western Europe citizens produce $$$ in taxes over their lifetime. Immigrants, especially from the 3rd world produce negative income over their lifetimes and significantly so.

Therefore if you thought that bringing in Abdul will allow you to tax him to death so allow Gunter or Gabriel to retire at 55 you are...wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:39 AM (sKqQm)

117 Domestic issues are the top of my list of concerns for the country. I know foreign matters have real effects on America but I have a hierarchy of action items, and the chaos and enemy actions within our borders.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 11:41 AM (Gqar8)

118 108 P1: Al Sayed got almost no support from black Dems.
P2: Black Dems are the most reliably Dem block there is.
P3: Like in Texas, black Dems are voicing their anger.

C1: Black Dems will not vote for him in November.
C2: Rogers by 3.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (AdHga)

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At least in Texas, there's an observable pattern of black voters seeing declining turnout in the general when their clear preference loses the primary.

I suspect that it will happen again in Michigan.

Polling will miss rural white voters, oversample college educated voters in Lansing, and overstate turnout from blacks.

There will be a sudden rush of polling saying that El-Sayed will win by 5-10 points from the same polling firms that said he'd win by 15 in the primary he won by 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:41 AM (sZHUV)

119 That Canadian skanker who slapped the MAGA girl is being deported. Not sure if she's already gone (probably not) but she was ordered deported. FAFO, bitch!

Even better: reportedly, the smelly loser "husband" won't be able to visit her in Canada because he's got a criminal record and won't be able to get a visa.

Fuck both of these scumbags.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:41 AM (iFTx/)

120 Therefore if you thought that bringing in Abdul will allow you to tax him to death so allow Gunter or Gabriel to retire at 55 you are...wrong.

I doubt anyone, even those pushing for more immigration, ever thought that. It was always a misdirection, so they could skew the demography in their favor.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

121 121 I doubt anyone, even those pushing for more immigration, ever thought that. It was always a misdirection, so they could skew the demography in their favor.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

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Merkel outright admitted this recently.

Increasing immigration was about cutting off AfD at the knees, not about shoring up the social safety net.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:42 AM (sZHUV)

122
Same here. Anyone have any links to articles claiming big banks are not using credit scores to approve mortgages?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 11:35 AM (cpFbA)

There are rumors that Illegals and H1Bs were getting NINJA loans for housing, and the new Freddy and Fannie rules being rolled out are addressing this, and there were corners cut for properties bought as investments for wealthy clients

Morgan Stanley Advisors Pressured Mortgage Staff to Approve Loans for Rich Clients: WSJ
https://tinyurl.com/5a4bx7n9

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 11:44 AM (rbvCR)

123 narf

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 11:44 AM (rbvCR)

124 For birthright citizenship- especially the chinese- would a law that revokes citizenship for anyone not permanently present and residing in the US for 2 out of every 5 consecutive years unless in the military or similar be constitutional ? Needs work but maybe?
Posted by: LASue

You mean a statute? 1A says nope.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 06, 2026 11:44 AM (DZ9Lv)

125 Sadly, I suspect home insurance prices won't drop proportionate with housing prices. Not even as a trailing adjustment.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 11:39 AM (aJQbY)
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I dunno about that.

I just purchased a new homeowner's policy for my house that's less than HALF of what I have been paying. Coverage is either the same or better as well. From the same company, no less.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 11:44 AM (FZ29D)

126 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:37 AM (AdHga)

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At least in Texas, there's an observable pattern of black voters seeing declining turnout in the general when their clear preference loses the primary.

I suspect that it will happen again in Michigan.

Polling will miss rural white voters, oversample college educated voters in Lansing, and overstate turnout from blacks.

There will be a sudden rush of polling saying that El-Sayed will win by 5-10 points from the same polling firms that said he'd win by 15 in the primary he won by 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:41 AM (sZHUV)
_______

I said from the beginning that this El-Sayed clown winning the primary was good news for us. He is very vulnerable.

There were reports that Schumer wanted to try to push him out, because of rumors of earlier domestic violence accusations. So hopefully Rogers has a nice fat oppo file.

Yes, yes. I know. Voter fraud and all.

But regardless, this will be a close race that we can win. I'm at a loss at all the whining and doomsaying coming from our side on this race. We can win.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)

127 127 Yes, yes. I know. Voter fraud and all.

But regardless, this will be a close race that we can win. I'm at a loss at all the whining and doomsaying coming from our side on this race. We can win.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)

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And we have the DOJ actually on our side now, especially the Civil Rights Division under Dhillon.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:46 AM (sZHUV)

128 Don't worry about a real estate crash. AI will do the right thing and prevent it. It has no ulterior motives.

AI agents fake identities, target real people in new security incident

Anthropic’s most advanced artificial intelligence model used fake identities to deceive real people and try to plant malicious code during testing by Britain’s AI Security Institute (AISI) –– the latest example of an AI model going rogue.

Anthropic and OpenAI models were tested with lowered security guardrails in lab environments, but, in a first, were found to engage in “social engineering” to pressure a human approver while carrying out an unsanctioned task, the government research lab said.

“This is the first time AISI has seen deception of this severity that was targeted at a real person, unprompted, in the real world,” the institute said Tuesday.


https://tinyurl.com/3h7rja6x

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

129
But regardless, this will be a close race that we can win. I'm at a loss at all the whining and doomsaying coming from our side on this race. We can win.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)

We've been burned so many times before...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 11:46 AM (Pxss1)

130 >>If 5% of Democrat voters decide to stay home because they don't want to vote for a Star Wars name, those voters mostly relegated to the rural areas of Michigan, it can cause issues for El-Sayed.

Who knows? Maybe at some point people who keep saying nothing will happen will notice that the Harmeet Dhillon election integrity project is having a profound affect.

And it's not just her department. PA has been forced to clean their voter rolls largely thanks to one guy, Scott Presler. Democrats lead statewide in PA is now down to 25,000 and shrinking.

I haven't seen any issue in my lifetime that has more bi-partisan support than voter ID. It is truly a 90-10 issue. And yet there are powerful forces blocking it. Because that is the only thing preventing us from massive majorities in DC.

But they won't win forever, waves on rocks and waves always win in the end. We'll get our country back if we stop eeyoring and expect to win.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:47 AM (viF8m)

131 Our insurance company (Nationwide) upped the homeowner's premium considerably, but when we called and told them we put a new roof on the house out of our own pocket, the premium went right back down again.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 06, 2026 11:48 AM (2ap+5)

132 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)

I think the second and third order effects will be glorious.

Dem radicals losing close races in areas where a moderate Dem would have arguably won...

That's going to cause a LOT of circular firing squad type action on the left and I'm here for it.

Black Democrats are going to be 'I-told-you-so-ing' the DNC juuuuuuuuuuuuuust in time to force them into Kamala 2028.

Glorious.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:48 AM (AdHga)

133 Got here late so this may have been pointed out, but the number one cause of human death is abortion at around 40 million per year. (Number two is heart disease at 20M). If 40% of dead folks are unborn babies, people are apparently having sex.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 06, 2026 11:48 AM (igCg8)

134 128 127 Yes, yes. I know. Voter fraud and all.

But regardless, this will be a close race that we can win. I'm at a loss at all the whining and doomsaying coming from our side on this race. We can win.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)

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And we have the DOJ actually on our side now, especially the Civil Rights Division under Dhillon.

We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:46 AM (sZHUV)

Some doomers are traumatized and become cynics because of injustices in system going unpunished, yes? Others, just the way they are wired I guess.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 11:48 AM (Gqar8)

135 Sadly, I suspect home insurance prices won't drop proportionate with housing prices. Not even as a trailing adjustment.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 11:39 AM (aJQbY)
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I dunno about that.

I just purchased a new homeowner's policy for my house that's less than HALF of what I have been paying. Coverage is either the same or better as well. From the same company, no less.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 11:44 AM (FZ29D)
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That's rare, but it does happen. The insurance market is odd in that rates are set by complicated mathematics and actuary tables that are secret and hard to understand.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:48 AM (iFTx/)

136 133 Black Democrats are going to be 'I-told-you-so-ing' the DNC juuuuuuuuuuuuuust in time to force them into Kamala 2028.

Glorious.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:48 AM (AdHga)

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Talarico losing by 9 to "deeply unpopular criminal" Paxton is going to be met with "Crockett would have won because she's got black girl magic."

The absolute cherry on top would be Ossoff losing in Georgia. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:49 AM (sZHUV)

137 “Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian was whisked to a secret location in Tehran, shoved into the back seat of a dark car with blacked-out windows and told he was sitting next to Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei — except he never actually saw the man, according to a bombshell report from Iran International.”

Hes Dead Jabir

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (/+uur)

138 While the birth right citizenship thing will NEED to be revisited the immediate focus should be on getting illegals out of the census.

Right now we have a bunch of rotten boroughs in blue states where they are getting way more reps per citizens then red states are.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (sKqQm)

139 The absolute cherry on top would be Ossoff losing in Georgia. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:49 AM (sZHUV)

Your keys.
God's ears.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (AdHga)

140 Actuaries know their calculations were wrong when their products are selling.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (2ap+5)

141 the latest example of an AI model going rogue
ARGH! it's doing what it was programmed/trained to do. That's not 'going rogue', that's 'acting maliciously, exactly as intended'.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (aJQbY)

142 @133 WN, the older Dems will be blamed for not controlling the crazies, which in turn will cause the old timers to fall quicker. Say goodnight Chuckie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (KY+FT)

143 Same here. Anyone have any links to articles claiming big banks are not using credit scores to approve mortgages?
Posted by: Mister Scott


Fact Check: True.

"Fannie Mae Drops Minimum FICO Score Requirement"

https://money.usnews.com/loans/mortgages/
articles/fannie-mae-drops-minimum-fico-
score-requirement
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


WN posted this just before yours.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (rNQnT)

144 Sadly, I suspect home insurance prices won't drop proportionate with housing prices. Not even as a trailing adjustment.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 11:39 AM (aJQbY)


that is because insurance companies are in above their boots in buying up investments from private equity companies that promised really good returns, and turn out to be vet offices, bowling alleys and the next Joanne Fabrics

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 11:51 AM (rbvCR)

145 140 The absolute cherry on top would be Ossoff losing in Georgia. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:49 AM (sZHUV)

Your keys.
God's ears.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (AdHga)

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He's an unremarkable incumbent and the newest white progressive hope to counter Kamala in 2028 should he win.

But, Fulton is under the microscope, and if Fulton is as bad as I think, Georgia is still very much a red state.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:51 AM (sZHUV)

146 To be clear I'm not dooming anything. I go race by race. I think R's hold both but I'm less certain and they definitely don't deserve to hold either because they are useless cumstains who hate us more than they hate any commie.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:52 AM (29deB)

147 That's rare, but it does happen. The insurance market is odd in that rates are set by complicated mathematics and actuary tables that are secret and hard to understand.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Set by blood, chicken bones & burning sage.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 11:52 AM (rNQnT)

148
Topic Leaders Today:

1. Insane muslim senate candidate
2. Pop-up ad offensive against AOS
3. Tired troll getting attention

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 11:52 AM (Y8DZL)

149 Actuarial + Legal = Department of Sales Prevention

Posted by: Oglebay at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (2ap+5)

150 @133 WN, the older Dems will be blamed for not controlling the crazies, which in turn will cause the old timers to fall quicker. Say goodnight Chuckie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (KY+FT)

I disagree.

I think black Dems will be blamed for not falling in line, which in turn will cause the party to destroy itself.

Same conclusion, different Waze directions.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (AdHga)

151 149 3. Tired troll getting attention

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 11:52 AM (Y8DZL)

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I, for one, am tired of hearing about paul's preferred meals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (sZHUV)

152 the latest example of an AI model going rogue
ARGH! it's doing what it was programmed/trained to do. That's not 'going rogue', that's 'acting maliciously, exactly as intended'.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (aJQbY)
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I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (amcLV)

153 But regardless, this will be a close race that we can win. I'm at a loss at all the whining and doomsaying coming from our side on this race. We can win.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)

We've been burned so many times before...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 11:46 AM (Pxss1)
______

Of course. We all have. But 2026 won't be 2020 or even 2022 or 2024.

And this guy is vulnerable. He barely got past his repulsive primary opponent, at a time when he was supposed to run away with it.

I keep saying that this localized (mostly fake) support for DSA commies and Muslim headchoppers does not translate to statewide races. Blacks do NOT vote for these people.

We can win this race.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (iFTx/)

154 As people flee a town, county, even the state, severely underfunded employee pensions - obligations for retired police, teachers, maintenance workers, etc. become a huge issue.

Half of my county is wealthy and maintains strong borders with high home prices, smaller schools and large land preserves. Their taxes are quite reasonable. My half the county must support much larger schools, much tighter "middle class" & "starter size" housing, and then also the community college, a county prison system (taken over from private industry), several county created non-profits, the unnecessary board of health, etc.

We peons also have a plethora of very well paid teachers & administrators (though the kids are now dumb as rocks); and often large, necessary police forces (in lieu of utilizing the State Police as the wealthy tend to); some paid firefighting services, plus - from outside the area - paid EMT services.

Undocumented immigrants 'contribute' tens of billions annually to state & local governments through sales taxes on purchases & property taxes embedded in rent. Their kids 'support' the huge numbers of well paid public school professionals, etc.

We are breaking.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (NFX2v)

155 Ossoff is Jewish.

I'm told that is not popular in the Democrat Party these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (viF8m)

156 Don't worry about a real estate crash. AI will do the right thing and prevent it. It has no ulterior motives.


In my own work with AI I find you have to be careful in what you tell it to do because it will then implement what it thinks is the best way to accomplish that even if the method is overall bad - like hitting a database with a bunch of low value queries.

I'm not worried about Skynet with AI but I am worried about variations on the grey goo problem - so for example you could task AI with fixing the roads and give it robots and if you aren't careful it could decide the best way to keep the roads in good shape was to cover 100% of the earth in asphalt.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm)

157 151 I disagree.

I think black Dems will be blamed for not falling in line, which in turn will cause the party to destroy itself.

Same conclusion, different Waze directions.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (AdHga)

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Blacks control the party, really. Especially at the presidential level.

The new DNC calendar that put two of the blackest states near the top (South Carolina is just outright first) while something like Iowa (all about white progressive political organizing) got pushed WAY back in the calendar.

White progressives are small in number and have no electoral pull at the national level. I'd love to see them split off, but seriously, people like Ezra Klein are cowards and partisans who will excuse every abuse towards them from within the party as necessary in the end.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:55 AM (sZHUV)

158 19 U.S. Code § 1459 - Reporting requirements for individuals

Just add that violation of this code may allow you to be declared invader or part of a designated invasion force.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 11:55 AM (/+uur)

159 138 “Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian was whisked to a secret location in Tehran, shoved into the back seat of a dark car with blacked-out windows and told he was sitting next to Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei — except he never actually saw the man, according to a bombshell report from Iran International.”

Hes Dead Jabir
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (/+uur)
That’s straight out of Monty Python.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 11:55 AM (0ViWo)

160 But regardless, this will be a close race that we can win. I'm at a loss at all the whining and doomsaying coming from our side on this race. We can win.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)


Agreed. The DSA is being presented to use by a compliant media as an unstoppable force. But their candidates are mostly jingoistic and predictable. The genius of the DSA has been in choosing the correct races.

Michigan can be won with a good campaign.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 11:55 AM (l4RKn)

161 The Irish: We'd rather crash than have joodar in our planes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (JvZF+)

162 154 Blacks do NOT vote for these people.

We can win this race.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (iFTx/)

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Well, blacks will vote for El-Sayed because they're ultimately just Democrat partisans.

But there will be a percentage that just fall off and don't vote this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (sZHUV)

163 The absolute cherry on top would be Ossoff losing in Georgia. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:49 AM (sZHUV)

Your keys.
God's ears.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (AdHga)
________

I think that race will be close too. We should win it, if Fulton is cleaned up even a little. It reportedly is cleaned up, but the proof will be in the fucking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)

164 Ossoff is Jewish.

I'm told that is not popular in the Democrat Party these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (viF8m)

Schumer is too, and he's all-in on Piker and Al Sayed.

Not truly, in all likelihood, but he'll mouth the right words to keep the alligator from eating him third. I imagine Ossoff will do the same.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (AdHga)

165 It's not going to be Kamala. It will be someone who can "bridge" the "old" and "new" (read: old but with brash new faces), and although Kamala could, because she will literally say and do anything, I'm not sure she's "that" person.

This "sudden alarming ascendancy" means they can maybe put the identity stuff aside for more important matters.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (29deB)

166 I'm told that is not popular in the Democrat Party these days.
Posted by: JackStraw


Given the constant bleating from Democrats about NAZI!NAZI!NAZI!, you would think that the platform of mass murder of Jews would appeal to them.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (/k3in)

167 To be clear I'm not dooming anything. I go race by race. I think R's hold both but I'm less certain and they definitely don't deserve to hold either because they are useless cumstains who hate us more than they hate any commie.

Congressional Reps are split between MAGA and GOPe. We don't know how many of the latter there are because they'll vote with us when it doesn't matter and have just enough of them betray us when it does matter.

But...we are making progress there slowly - 2026's R congresscriters are much better then 2016's...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (sKqQm)

168 Enthusiams.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:57 AM (viF8m)

169 Hes Dead Jabir
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 11:50 AM (/+uur)


He's resting. Beautiful plumage, the Supreme Leader.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 11:57 AM (ExV1e)

170 pennwatch pa gov/Employees/Salaries

Employee Salaries

"This report provides information on the annual salaries or hourly/daily wages earned by employees. Salary and wage amounts do not include other forms of compensation, such as overtime.

Not all salaries are funded by state tax dollars; some salaries are paid with federal funds, tolls, or fees."
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You can all do similar searches for your states.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 11:57 AM (NFX2v)

171
Given the constant bleating from Democrats about NAZI!NAZI!NAZI!, you would think that the platform of mass murder of Jews would appeal to them.


They had that one candidate in TX run on a platform of sending Jews to concentration camps who got 40% of the vote in the primaries...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:57 AM (sKqQm)

172 156 Ossoff is Jewish.

I'm told that is not popular in the Democrat Party these days.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (viF8m)

I cannot comprehend the minds of JINOs. Of all of the cognitive dissonant groups, they are most baffling.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 11:57 AM (Gqar8)

173 Michigan can be won with a good campaign.

And with a strong anti-fraud defense. RNC announced yesterday that they now have over 170 active lawsuits on that subject, covering the majority of states.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 11:57 AM (2ocoG)

174 The housing market is still doing well in Dixie. Why just behind me thru the woods some dumbass yankees just bought a Mcmansion for over $700,000 on a postage stamp lot with no trees.

Wait till they find out there ain't no starbucks around here.

Posted by: I wish I was in Dixie at August 06, 2026 11:57 AM (F1rMs)

175 Well, blacks will vote for El-Sayed because they're ultimately just Democrat partisans.

But there will be a percentage that just fall off and don't vote this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (sZHUV)

I'm not sure how to empirically score the 'fuck you, I'm staying home' Spite Factor, but I'd guess it's around 5-6%.

If so, that's the race.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:58 AM (AdHga)

176 The problem in Michigan is Benson the secretary of state is running for governor. She's responsible for a lot of voting BS along with Whitmer and Nessel. Will Benson endorse and help al-Sayed or will she avoid him? I'm glad that evil critter is between a rock and a hard place

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 11:58 AM (KY+FT)

177 so for example you could task AI with fixing the roads and give it robots and if you aren't careful it could decide the best way to keep the roads in good shape was to cover 100% of the earth in asphalt.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm)

Asphalt? Where we're going, we won't be able to afford... asphalt.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:58 AM (29deB)

178 Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Supreme Leader...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead Supreme Leader when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 11:58 AM (/+uur)

179 The rise of communists makes people think of the rise of the Bolsheviks and their ultimate victory in Russia.

But, I end up thinking of the Red Brigade in Italy.

They got mouthy. They got violent. They kidnapped and murdered the Italian PM, Aldo Moro, once.

They ultimately failed.

Not every leftist revolution succeeds. And people need to remember that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:59 AM (sZHUV)

180 I cannot comprehend the minds of JINOs. Of all of the cognitive dissonant groups, they are most baffling.
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 11:57 AM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: White Dudes for Harris at August 06, 2026 11:59 AM (0sNs1)

181 > Morgan Stanley Advisors Pressured Mortgage Staff to Approve Loans for Rich Clients: WSJ
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Why would there need to be "pressure" to approve a loan for "rich clients?"

Seems dubious. Unless they were looking at a mortgage well beyond their current means.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 11:59 AM (2Cry5)

182 I cannot comprehend the minds of JINOs. Of all of the cognitive dissonant groups, they are most baffling.

What's I've seen in reading what they have to say they don't see the world in an odd way.

Hatred of Jews is really just anti-colonial hatred of Israel and anti-theistic hatred of Orthodox Jews. And since they are oppressed ethnic minority themselves, obviously the rest of the left would love them if they just dealt with Israel and observant Jews...

But of course the funny part is when you read what the rest of the racialist leftists have to say they hate Jewish people as a race - in fact as uber White Devils.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:59 AM (sKqQm)

183 176 I'm not sure how to empirically score the 'fuck you, I'm staying home' Spite Factor, but I'd guess it's around 5-6%.

If so, that's the race.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:58 AM (AdHga)

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Add in the rural white Democrats who overwhelmingly voted for Stevens.

They go down 5% or so as well?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:00 PM (sZHUV)

184 >>Schumer is too, and he's all-in on Piker and Al Sayed.

Schumer is a dead man walking. He is the last of the old Democrat leadership.

He can pander all he wants but they hate him and he hates them. Rogers has a better shot at winning in MI than Schumer does of getting re-elected in NY.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)

185 I cannot comprehend the minds of JINOs. Of all of the cognitive dissonant groups, they are most baffling.

Atheist Jews don't consider themselves to be white in spite of the obvious evidence of their own lying eyes. From there it's a short hop to believe basically anything.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 12:01 PM (2ocoG)

186 The Irish: We'd rather crash than have joodar in our planes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (JvZF+)

Hey, CBD! Can you cancel my order for a weather machine and get me a joodar? I need one for my boat.

Posted by: RI Red - at August 06, 2026 12:01 PM (+Q8QM)

187 CBS Detroit newscast

A church is on fire in Troy Michigan.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)

188 I, for one, am enjoying the Democrats self-immolate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:02 PM (JvZF+)

189 JINO
Jackoff in name only

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (/+uur)

190 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:59 AM (sZHUV

What if it looks like a revolution but isn't one?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (29deB)

191 Blacks do NOT vote for these people.

We can win this race.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 11:53 AM (iFTx/)

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Well, blacks will vote for El-Sayed because they're ultimately just Democrat partisans.

But there will be a percentage that just fall off and don't vote this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (sZHUV)
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Maybe, but I don't see most blacks actually getting off their asses to vote for this guy.

The Great Commie Muslim Hope -- the supposed star of all DSA Muslim stars -- won NYC with only 60% of the black vote. Against a reviled, failed former whiter-than-white governor and a weirdo nobody who campaigned on putting more blacks in jail.

Sure, vote harvesting and die hard Democrap partisans will vote. But normal blacks will see nothing in this guy that appeals to them, and will stay home.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

192 The Irish: We'd rather crash than have joodar in our planes.

The Mossad should set up a ton of fog machines at the Dublin airport and let nature take its course.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (2ocoG)

193 >>I cannot comprehend the minds of JINOs. Of all of the cognitive dissonant groups, they are most baffling.

I'd give that award to black voters.

Democrats are the party of slavery, Jim Crow and the KKK and much, much more. These are historical facts.

And ever since the Civil Rights Act they have been the most reliable and powerful voting block for Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)

194
Still warming up for the black vote tsunami for Mayor Pete to arrive.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (Y8DZL)

195 Add in the rural white Democrats who overwhelmingly voted for Stevens.

They go down 5% or so as well?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:00 PM (sZHUV)

I'd guess 3-5%, yeah. The 'Fuck Trump' vote is still a very real motivator.

So 5% of the black vote and 3% of the rural white vote.

If that's even close to real, Rogers by as many as 5. I have him winning by 3.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM (AdHga)

196 Schumer is a dead man walking. He is the last of the old Democrat leadership.

Schumer, unlike his cheeseburgers, is cooked.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM (2ocoG)

197 191 Maybe, but I don't see most blacks actually getting off their asses to vote for this guy.

The Great Commie Muslim Hope -- the supposed star of all DSA Muslim stars -- won NYC with only 60% of the black vote. Against a reviled, failed former whiter-than-white governor and a weirdo nobody who campaigned on putting more blacks in jail.

Sure, vote harvesting and die hard Democrap partisans will vote. But normal blacks will see nothing in this guy that appeals to them, and will stay home.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

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They turned out year after year for Cohen in Memphis.

The racial angle is a far bigger concern in primary politics than general election politics.

Blacks would sooner vote for a white Democrat than a black Republican because they're just...Democrat partisans.

And the vast majority of loyal black voters are boomers. The younger, the less likely to vote overall. It's just their electoral identity after decades of voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM (sZHUV)

198 This "sudden alarming ascendancy" means they can maybe put the identity stuff aside for more important matters.
Posted by: ...
__________

Depends entirely on the '26 results. If they do well, they'll get even more crazy. If that's possible.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM (XvL8K)

199 Schumer is too, and he's all-in on Piker and Al Sayed.

Not truly, in all likelihood, but he'll mouth the right words to keep the alligator from eating him third. I imagine Ossoff will do the same.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 11:56 AM (AdHga)

Self-gassing Jew, self-decapitating Jew. Same same.

Posted by: What is WRONG with these people?! at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM (TbWk/)

200 But normal blacks will see nothing in this guy that appeals to them, and will stay home.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

If death doesn't stop them from voting, why would staying home?

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 06, 2026 12:05 PM (igCg8)

201 Depends entirely on the '26 results. If they do well, they'll get even more crazy. If that's possible.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM (XvL8K)

It's pretty easy to see from here they are going to "do well". But I have been wrong before!!! Once

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 12:05 PM (29deB)

202 195 I'd guess 3-5%, yeah. The 'Fuck Trump' vote is still a very real motivator.

So 5% of the black vote and 3% of the rural white vote.

If that's even close to real, Rogers by as many as 5. I have him winning by 3.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM (AdHga)

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And Rogers is a known entity, having run two years ago, and is largely just...a guy without scandals.

I actually think we have a better chance of flipping MI than of keeping NC (and I think we have a decent chance of keeping NC).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:05 PM (sZHUV)

203 I think part of the big issue with Jew Hate is that they actually followed many tenants of Western Civilization.
Rule of Law
Fair Courts
Property Rights
Literacy and Education

All things hated by socialist/communist.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 12:06 PM (/+uur)

204 Democrats are the party of slavery, Jim Crow and the KKK and much, much more. These are historical facts.

And ever since the Civil Rights Act they have been the most reliable and powerful voting block for Democrats.


The media's spent 70 years convincing everyone who'll listen that the KKK is behind every corner and if they don't get you, white evangelicals will. Black and Jewish voters seem to be the most receptive to that brainwashing.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 12:06 PM (2ocoG)

205 Blacks are seeing themselves replaced on the grievance spectrum by gays, Muslims, illegals, trannies. They appear to be sick of being taken for granted, see Jasmine Crockett.
A few have moved to the Republicans, but the more likely scenario is that they don't show up. If that happens , even a 5% decrease per WN, then the Dems are screwed.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 12:08 PM (KY+FT)

206 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

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They turned out year after year for Cohen in Memphis.

The racial angle is a far bigger concern in primary politics than general election politics.

Blacks would sooner vote for a white Democrat than a black Republican because they're just...Democrat partisans.

And the vast majority of loyal black voters are boomers. The younger, the less likely to vote overall. It's just their electoral identity after decades of voting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM (sZHUV)
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Cohen isn't Muslim. And he's an institution there. My comment above was directed specifically at blacks not voting for Muslims (other than Muslim blacks, ofc).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

207 El Sayed is now arguing capitalism is stopping people from having sex - specifically because you have to spend time working you have less time for sex.

This is how insane the left has gotten. It is certainly true that time working can't be spent on other things like sex (unless you are Kamala) but that would be equally true (and more so) in a socialist state where working hours are longer and harder.

But the left is getting away with making the argument that socialism means you get good and services without having to work. And the unanswered part of this is then who is going the work if you are busy running trains on your local drug zombies instead of working?
==
Islamosocialists are using socialism/communism as a means to destroy the Great Satan. They are appealing to the stupid people with the false promise of free shit, knowing the end result is the destruction of the United States. So they are a natural fit for the democrats. Although your typical hippie democrat actually believes Utopia is achievable. Islamosocialist know that it will bring ruin. Out of the ruin rises the new caliphate.

Posted by: Its right there in front of you at August 06, 2026 12:08 PM (anL5R)

208 I could not comprehend why we were bitter clingers. I could not comprehend why we were deplorable.

I could not comprehend why some Jewish families and groups were so picked on during C19 lockdowns in NY, NJ, etc.

I could not comprehend why some groups could not attend church, synagogue, etc. and were labeled as super spreaders, though radicals could gather and also openly march through our "locked down" neighborhoods.

Drip, drip, drip.

It never happened before and it'll never be you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 12:08 PM (NFX2v)

209 >>The media's spent 70 years convincing everyone who'll listen that the KKK is behind every corner and if they don't get you, white evangelicals will. Black and Jewish voters seem to be the most receptive to that brainwashing.

The entire point of the misnamed Civil Rights Act was to destroy the black family and make them wards of the government. And it worked.

Be very afraid of people who tell you government is here to take care of you. They will always vote for the party of big government despite all evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:09 PM (viF8m)

210 Lunch time is over, just checking in

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 12:09 PM (bQn8Z)

211 "I cannot comprehend the minds of JINOs"

Especially VaJINOs

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 06, 2026 12:09 PM (DZ9Lv)

212 Dead Supreme Leader arn't much fun

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 12:09 PM (/+uur)

213 206 Cohen isn't Muslim. And he's an institution there. My comment above was directed specifically at blacks not voting for Muslims (other than Muslim blacks, ofc).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

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Cohen is Jewish, and we all know the long history of animosity that exists between the black community and Jewish leaders. Blacks are as prone to accepting conspiracy theories about Jews controlling things as Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 12:10 PM (sZHUV)

214 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS)

215 It's pretty easy to see from here they are going to "do well". But I have been wrong before!!! Once
Posted by: ...
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I think "do well" for them means flipping a few seats and taking the House. If that happens, it's AOC at best for them in 28, and at worst some commie who hasn't emerged yet. AOC probably wouldn't be far enough left.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 12:10 PM (XvL8K)

216 Nood. The Senate Has Fauci's iPhone ....

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 12:11 PM (NFX2v)

217 Nood Fauci dickpics (probably).

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 12:12 PM (AdHga)

218 U.S. Code § 1459 - Reporting requirements for individuals

Just add that violation of this code may allow you to be declared invader or part of a designated invasion force.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 11:55 AM (/+uur)


add to that the requirement that parents of anchor babies must also report taxes at the risk of disqualification of future immigration.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:12 PM (rbvCR)

219 Foggy days at Cork Airport per year: 100

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 12:13 PM (JvZF+)

220 >>Democrats are the party of slavery, Jim Crow and the KKK and much, much more. These are historical facts.

And ever since the Civil Rights Act they have been the most reliable and powerful voting block for Democrats.

Worked with a guy who told me his parents had a framed photograph of LBJ on the wall at home because he had delivered on the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts. He had no idea about the history.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

221 Schumer, unlike his cheeseburgers, is cooked.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 12:04 PM


We were well-done. Grill marks, even!

Posted by: Schumer's hot dogs at August 06, 2026 12:19 PM (0sNs1)

222 “This is the first time AISI has seen deception of this severity that was targeted at a real person, unprompted, in the real world,” the institute said Tuesday.

https://tinyurl.com/3h7rja6x
Posted by: Archimedes


If they said it did things unprompted, they're lying.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 12:21 PM (vJrRc)

223 Good points all, but let us also not forget importing vast quantities of illegal aliens and then lying and saying “Welp, we can’t do anything about it, sorry” also helps with the goal of creating another Quebec in the United States.

As much as people spend vast quantities of time shrieking about evil Muslims - and I have my own concerns about the refusal to assimilate in general - I am more concerned about making the United States more like Quebec or Belgium. I’m tired, for instance, of dealing with people working side hustles who do not know, or care to learn, English.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (4g5V+)

224
The entire point of the misnamed Civil Rights Act was to destroy the black family and make them wards of the government. And it worked.

Be very afraid of people who tell you government is here to take care of you. They will always vote for the party of big government despite all evidence to the contrary.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 12:09 PM (viF8m)

Replace the Civil Rights Act with LBJ’s “Great Society”,

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (4g5V+)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Makovsky Hide.jpg


Hide and Seek

Konstantin Makovsky

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 09:30 AM (rNQnT)

3 Nice. Very festive and fun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

4 lum has been NOOD'ed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

5 The seeker was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 06, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

6 It really doesn't appear that anyone is hiding.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

7 Looks more like "Blind Man's Buff"

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

8 Smell and find

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 09:31 AM (bNIcd)

9 POP UPS SUUUUUUCK

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 09:32 AM (bNIcd)

10 I'm just impressed by the ceiling. That would take quite a bit of work to construct and paint.

Posted by: PabloD at August 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Hn9/J)

11 Every square inch of every surface is ornate. That must have taken years.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 09:32 AM (KsZMV)

12 They're not hiding very well. I can see them from here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 09:33 AM (2Cry5)

13 I farted

Posted by: The Ballots at August 06, 2026 09:33 AM (LOZbR)

14 Hide and seek is better played outdoors.

Posted by: dantesed at August 06, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

15 It’s a party! And the little kidlette in the left corner taking advantage by stealing a treat.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:34 AM (2UJ+q)

16 Not usually a fan of Russian art, which often seems morose, but I sort of like this one. Obviously, the Cossacks will soon wreck everyone's happiness with a few untimely executions but until then it looks like a fun evening.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 09:34 AM (cv0Ya)

17 Doesn’t look like hide and seek; looks like Marco Polo without water….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 09:35 AM (d9SZG)

18 Future democrat at the table, stealing an apple while no one's looking.

Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 09:35 AM (Ve/HL)

19 Fancy carpet. Elaborate arched ceilings with delicate painting and ornamental tiled stanchion. Somebody's got some coin.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Hide and seek with the boner pill ads on here is quite enough.

Posted by: These People Are Overdressed at August 06, 2026 09:36 AM (JM9I6)

21 The first place to look is under those huge dresses.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

22 Ornate pattern overload.

Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Ve/HL)

23 I do like it better when you click the image and it opens separately instead of going away from the page.

YMMV

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)

24 Not the best hiders. Doesn't matter anyway since she's peeking.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 09:37 AM (3ImbR)

25 Well, they look like they're having fun and the colors are great. Nice to see families and friends enjoying simple games and not -as now-so many on their cell phones separately.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 09:38 AM (W90Ou)

26 19 Fancy carpet. Elaborate arched ceilings with delicate painting and ornamental tiled stanchion. Somebody's got some coin.
.....

We're sitting right here.

Posted by: Hookers and blow at August 06, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

27 15 It’s a party! And the little kidlette in the left corner taking advantage by stealing a treat.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:34 AM (2UJ+q)

But with her eyes closed. I guess she wanted to be fair as she tracked that treat down.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 09:38 AM (8mulE)

28 This joint's got better odds than Surf City, where it's only two girls for every boy.

Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

29 One of those carpets toured on stage with the Grateful Dead for most of the 70s.

Posted by: Stanley Steemer at August 06, 2026 09:39 AM (JM9I6)

30 Strange thing to paint. As lot of colors.
Would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 09:40 AM (KY+FT)

31 I do love all the details the artist put into this painting.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

32 8+ months since any of these people took a bath.

Posted by: Funk To Funky at August 06, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

33 Joyful yet dark - Would hang.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:43 AM (xxN36)

34 lil bastard on the far left is up to something, you can tell

Posted by: Otto Penn at August 06, 2026 09:43 AM (JHVDg)

35 Are the bushes happy? it's Makovsky's painting, and now you decide!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at August 06, 2026 09:43 AM (0sNs1)

36 These folks dress much better than that skeevy Hermit last week.

Posted by: Everyone Is Well-Upholstered at August 06, 2026 09:43 AM (JM9I6)

37 Party games! As others have said, probably more 'blind man's bluff' than 'hide and seek'. I'm also wondering what's up with that detached square blue and white pillar in the background. But overall, yes, it's beautiful art. I'd love to see it up close in person!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 09:43 AM (aJQbY)

38
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 09:43 AM (O0L8i)

39 This joint's got better odds than Surf City, where it's only two girls for every boy.
Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 09:38 AM


The music's not as good, though.

Posted by: Jan and Dean at August 06, 2026 09:44 AM (0sNs1)

40 dog is under her skirt

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 09:44 AM (+SyH7)

41 It's very nice, but I can't help but notice the distinct lack of pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

42 None of their many fabrics seem to be diaphanous.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

43 Site unusable bcuz pop ups
POP UPS SUCK, ACE

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 09:48 AM (8qH0t)

44 Sniper's nest under the gown for sure.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 09:48 AM (GTqXr)

45 It's very nice, but I can't help but notice the distinct lack of pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

This is an important comment

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 09:48 AM (gZZCh)

46 This is wonderful. The rich, realistic detail, the natural light flooding the room, each person's expression is individual and reflects the playfulness of the moment (something that reminds me of Rembrandt and Norman Rockwell who did that so effectively), it all combines to create a mood. It is easy to imagine the motion and sound of laughter going on in the room. I especially like the small child reaching for a treat while the adults are distracted with the game. (Priorities, priorities.) The painting reflects family joy with the different generations present. Thoroughly delightful.

I need to see more of this artists work.

Posted by: JTB at August 06, 2026 09:49 AM (yTvNw)

47 41 That’s because it’s old Muscovy, before Peter the Great’s ukaz regarding pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

48 Site unusable bcuz pop ups
POP UPS SUCK, ACE

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 09:48 AM (8qH0t)


Ace doesn't read this.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 09:50 AM (l4RKn)

49 Hide and Seek, 1890
Konstantin Makovsky

Makovsky was very talented - and today's art selection is also an interesting history lesson - but I would pass on hanging it. Thank you.

AI Overview -
The formal Imperial Russian social hierarchy depicted in Konstantin Makovsky's painting lasted in its fully legally codified form for roughly 130 to 250 years, depending on how its peak era is measured, before being completely abolished in November 1917.

It was abruptly terminated following the Bolshevik Revolution by the Soviet Decree on the Abolition of Estates and Civil Ranks on November 10, 1917.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 09:51 AM (NFX2v)

50 48 You mean Ace prefers the Vibrant Hot Air Art Thread?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

51 38 ... "No dog. Not art."

As soon as I saw today's painting I looked for the dog. No dog so I knew Hadrian would be along.

Posted by: JTB at August 06, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

52 48 Site unusable bcuz pop ups
POP UPS SUCK, ACE

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats


Adblock.com


I’m incredibly stupid and could download it. Free. No gimmicky trials. No credit card needed. Easy. Trust me.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 09:53 AM (yEz+x)

53 Can we go back to naked whores?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)

54 I take it that given how everyone is wearing a literal rug, that it's cold outside.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 09:54 AM (88C+u)

55 Posted by: JTB at August 06, 2026 09:49 AM (yTvNw)

Thanks for your thoughtful and thorough comments on the artwork. I know you greatly enjoy art. Do you paint as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 09:54 AM (rHgXV)

56 "Hide and Seek"

Why is someone looking so closely at the seeker's butt?

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:55 AM (S0M0K)

57 Axually Adblock plus.

Seriously. Problem
Solved.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 09:55 AM (yEz+x)

58 49 It looks to me more like it’s set in pre-Petrine Muscovy rather than in the Imperial era.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

59 54 I take it that given how everyone is wearing a literal rug, that it's cold outside.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 09:54 AM

The dearth of diaphanous fabrics has been duly noted.

Posted by: Person who keep duly notes at August 06, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

60 Site unusable bcuz pop ups
POP UPS SUCK, ACE

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It Mamdani were in charge, there'd be no pop ups! Damn capitalists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 09:57 AM (ndZc7)

61

There is a very small midget strapped to her inqner thigh, flicking her bean...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 06, 2026 09:57 AM (i9ubo)

62 That guy coming out of the bathroom is all like "can't a guy get a little peace around here!"

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 09:59 AM (j10i6)

63 Hey Bulg!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:00 AM (3fZgy)

64 I downloaded Brave and it works well except when Ace has really long post on the front page, then it blinks a lot then gives up.
When that happens I copy the post url from safari and paste it into brave

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 10:00 AM (EGSGm)

65 This certainly is festive. And elaborate.

Loaded the click-to copy in my art program and upped the brightness and contrast. The colors really pop and it's a lot sharper. Like cleaning a layer of dirt off. I wonder which is closer to the original look.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blind man's bluff! at August 06, 2026 10:01 AM (62m/B)

66 62 That guy coming out of the bathroom is all like "can't a guy get a little peace around here!"
+++

Light a match.

Posted by: The original room deodorizer at August 06, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

67 Is it Buff or Bluff?

****************

The Hermit's Visitor - a limerick

Fronkensteen's monster knew his stuff
He very quickly knew he'd seen enough
"Just because an old man sez so
Doesn't mean we'll get espresso
I refuse to play your game of Blind Man's Bluff!"

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:02 AM (I0N4X)

68 Hey SMH!

How are the cats and butterflies this morning?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

69 Meanwhile, the Russian proles lived in ramshackle shacks and dogshit. Revolution, baby!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 10:03 AM (qszYa)

70 55 ... "Thanks for your thoughtful and thorough comments on the artwork. I know you greatly enjoy art. Do you paint as well?"

Fenelon,
Thanks for the kind comment. Yes, I enjoy art and just give reasons why I like, or dislike, the painting. Kris is the one who knows what she is talking about. I don't paint. I've mentioned on the hobby thread that I'm trying to learn to sketch with pencil or ink. I have no talent for it but enjoy trying to learn. I am in awe of what painters can do with oils, watercolors or pastels.

Posted by: JTB at August 06, 2026 10:04 AM (yTvNw)

71 I downloaded Brave and it works well except when Ace has really long post on the front page, then it blinks a lot then gives up.
When that happens I copy the post url from safari and paste it into brave
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 10:00 AM (EGSGm)


I use the AOSHQ app. Bought the lifetime Titanium Membership. Worth every penny!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:04 AM (S0M0K)

72
I use the AOSHQ app. Bought the lifetime Titanium Membership. Worth every penny!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:04 AM (S0M0K

Stop it!

But how cool would it be if that were a real thing?

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:05 AM (2UJ+q)

73 How are the cats and butterflies this morning?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)
___

It's been raining with storms coming through since about 3 this morning. Received about an inch and a half since then, with more on the way until this afternoon.

Kittehs are on the porch, warily listening to the thunder.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:05 AM (3fZgy)

74 That guy coming out of the bathroom is all like "can't a guy get a little peace around here!"
Posted by: Boswell

Pretty sure that's the whole point of the blindfold.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:06 AM (w+2cP)

75 I bet Limerick Lover would like to see 'diaphanous fabrics' in a limerick.

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:06 AM (I0N4X)

76 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art today. I kinda like it. No idea why.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:07 AM (2WIwB)

77 Posted by: JTB at August 06, 2026 10:04 AM (yTvNw)

That's great that you are learning to sketch with pen and ink.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 10:07 AM (xSAlF)

78 75 @muldoon


There once was a model so fine,
In diaphanous fabrics that shine.
The light filtered through
In a soft, misty hue—
She sparkled like pure moonlit wine.

We found out what AI is good for!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:09 AM (2UJ+q)

79 It's OK. Kinda busy though. You don't think of Russians having fun.

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 10:09 AM (H3dzX)

80 Left handed people must first learn how to properly hold a pen or pencil.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2026 10:10 AM (Gqar8)

81 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art today. I kinda like it. No idea why.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:07 AM (2WIwB)


The guy who is always looking around likes art called "hide and seek" yet he can't figure out why he likes it.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:10 AM (S0M0K)

82 So now Piper’s doing limericks.

What’s next? Kale recipes from Muldoon?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

83 Girl: "Marco..."

Kids: "Rubio!"

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:11 AM (I0N4X)

84 JTB, perhaps you already know about this book, but I heartily recommend "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain." The point of the book is to sharpen observation skills, which greatly improves you ability to recreate an image.

Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2026 10:12 AM (OlzlW)

85 Left handed people must first learn how to properly hold a pen or pencil.
Posted by: tubal


I should've learned to write Hebrew.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 10:12 AM (rNQnT)

86 Impeccable execution but it does not speak to me.

WNH.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 10:12 AM (XV/Pl)

87 Diaphanous fabrics are best draped over pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Crossing the streams at August 06, 2026 10:12 AM (2Ez/1)

88 79 Russians really lighten up after the ninth bottle of vodka.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

89 We

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 10:13 AM (0ViWo)

90 >What’s next? Kale recipes from Muldoon?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

I loved the Limerick battle between the Jets and Sharks in West Side Story. Shame it ended up on the cutting room floor.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:14 AM (GTqXr)

91 Wow the cost of those clothes in that one picture probably represent the annual gdp of an entire large city at that time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 10:14 AM (cpFbA)

92 I like this painting as well. The scene is merry and the patterns and colors are fascinating.

Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2026 10:14 AM (OlzlW)

93 Fancy carpet. Elaborate arched ceilings with delicate painting and ornamental tiled stanchion. Somebody's got some coin.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)


The blue tiled thing in the corner is a "Swedish stove" or a tile stove. It is a very efficient mass heater, and is the high class version of the Russian stove. I want one.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 10:15 AM (rbvCR)

94 WNH?

Posted by: dantesed at August 06, 2026 10:16 AM (Oy/m2)

95 Cheap fabric and dim lighting: that's how you move merchandise.

Posted by: Morty Seinfeld at August 06, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

96 Something is slightly off with the composition. The perspective is not quite right.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:18 AM (GTqXr)

97 Luxurious carpets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 10:19 AM (wOO3z)

98 Kale recipes from Muldoon?

***********

1. Cut an 18 inch hickory plank
2. Soak in brine solution overnight
3. Prepare kale leaves by separating and washing well.
4. Pat kale leaves dry
5. Season with parmesan and oregano, salt to taste
6. Arrange kale on plank
7. Roast over bed of coals for 3-4 hours
8. Scrape kale off plank onto compost heap
9. Eat plank.

Serves eight

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:19 AM (I0N4X)

99 Something is slightly off with the composition. The perspective is not quite right.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:18 AM (GTqXr)


I think it is the swag roofing, it makes the square room look like it should be round, like a yurt.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 10:19 AM (rbvCR)

100 Shaggy Marmot is shaggy:
https://tinyurl.com/mru2cn5c

Posted by: gp at August 06, 2026 10:21 AM (Jr5Lq)

101 I downloaded Brave and it works well except when Ace has really long post on the front page, then it blinks a lot then gives up.
When that happens I copy the post url from safari and paste it into brave
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 10:00 AM (EGSGm)
================
I run Brave on my laptop and Safari on my phone, and while Safari sometimes has periodic issues with the main page of the site, Brave has run flawlessly. Never have I experienced what you describe here, for example, so I wonder if its a memory issue.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 10:21 AM (EwQhr)

102 Times Square: Large Muslim Crowd Cheers On Preacher: ‘We’ll Take New York, Then The Rest Of America’

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Big Adolph used to say something like that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

103
Serves eight
Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:19 AM (I0N4X)




"HONEY!!!! Call our friends....I know what we're having for dinner tonight!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (2YhKe)

104 Afghan Murdered Woman Who Helped Migrants Flood EU ‘Because She Kept Talking About Her Christian Beliefs’

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Ahh, the bitch deserved it defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

105 I know Piper will kill me, but hear me out.

Flour & sugar come from plants on a farm & cinnamon comes from a tree.

Therefore, a cinnamon roll is a salad.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (rNQnT)

106 Socialist Candidate Francesca Hong Hates American Holidays: ‘Cancel Thanksgiving’; ‘Attacked’ by Christmas

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If we're going to start canceling holidays, may I suggest Juneteenth, Black History Month, and Pride Month?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

107 Diaphanous fabrics are best draped over removed from pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Crossing the streams at August 06, 2026

***
Fixed!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (wzUl9)

108 Fourth full day of retirement. Still feels like I'm on PTO. Off to the driving range to try to reacquire something close to a fluid golf swing. Later.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (GTqXr)

109 The guy who is always looking around likes art called "hide and seek" yet he can't figure out why he likes it.
Posted by: Doof


********

Heh!

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:23 AM (I0N4X)

110 Socialist Candidate Francesca Hong Hates American Holidays: ‘Cancel Thanksgiving’; ‘Attacked’ by Christmas

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If we're going to start canceling holidays, may I suggest Juneteenth, Black History Month, and Pride Month?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Kwaanza

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 10:23 AM (rNQnT)

111 Indian Government Moves to Seize Christian Churches.

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Circle the wagons!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

112 98. Serves eight
Posted by: muldoon

💖

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)

113 The blue tiled thing in the corner is a "Swedish stove" or a tile stove. It is a very efficient mass heater, and is the high class version of the Russian stove. I want one.

Posted by: Kindltot


Also called masonry stoves. Your good taste is recognized. I went down a rabbit hole on the things years ago and likewise would love one in the event I actually get to have a home of my own someday (though as I'm in the Deep South, it would be somewhat wasted on me here...)

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 10:24 AM (OUMaO)

114 Bishop of Ceuta: “Migrants are Missionaries of Hope that Widen Our Hearts”

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I was thinking more churn our stomachs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)

115 Brent Eviston on YouTube is an amazing art teacher. Amazing. I discovered him on another platform before he had a YouTube. Highly highly recommended.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:24 AM (29deB)

116 I know Piper will kill me, but hear me out.

Flour & sugar come from plants on a farm & cinnamon comes from a tree.

Therefore, a cinnamon roll is a salad.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (rNQnT)

This is impeccable logic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 10:25 AM (yz/88)

117 Back from the orthopedist. He said that he suspects arthritis more than meniscus. OK, what he really said was "more arthritisy and less meniscusly."

I like this man. He does good work.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:26 AM (/k3in)

118 The guy who is always looking around likes art called "hide and seek" yet he can't figure out why he likes it.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:10 AM (S0M0K)


What can I say???
Besides I can relate to the little kid on the left that is ignoring the games and who is about to score some goodies off the table.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:26 AM (2WIwB)

119 I love this Russian artist. My favorite painting at SF's Legion Of Honor museum is "The Russian Bride's Attire." It's a huge canvas and bristling with sumptuous, glorious detail.

Posted by: tankascribe at August 06, 2026 10:26 AM (NtoJk)

120 Fourth full day of retirement. Still feels like I'm on PTO. Off to the driving range to try to reacquire something close to a fluid golf swing. Later.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026


***
I spent the first month (April 2025) getting my finances straightened out. Before I retired I thought everything was set, but it wasn't. Things all worked out beautifully, though, so apparently I was in the ballpark.

By May '25 I was ready to relax, and did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 10:26 AM (wzUl9)

121 84 ... "perhaps you already know about this book, but I heartily recommend "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain.""

emmie,
Thanks.
I looked at it many, many years ago but didn't know enough to appreciate the approach for drawing. It did help me with photography as it helped me notice details and perspectives more effectively. Probably time to try it again.

Posted by: JTB at August 06, 2026 10:26 AM (yTvNw)

122 Blueberry pancakes are salad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 10:26 AM (wOO3z)

123 Down with Arbor Day!

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

124 > 16 Not usually a fan of Russian art, which often seems morose, but I sort of like this one. Obviously, the Cossacks will soon wreck everyone's happiness with a few untimely executions but until then it looks like a fun evening.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 09:34 AM (cv0Ya)

Russians have two moods: depression and vodka.

-- One of Larry Correia's characters

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 10:27 AM (IG3/x)

125 Fourth full day of retirement.
Posted by: Heavy Meta


************

Congrats - a limerick

Retirement sounds awfully delicious
A lifestyle that fulfills all your wishes
Heavy Meta says it pleases
'Cause it makes him more like Jesus
Every day all he does is loafs...and fishes!

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:27 AM (I0N4X)

126 Blueberry pancakes are salad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026


***
Fruit, grain, and flour!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 10:27 AM (wzUl9)

127 Down with Arbor Day!
Posted by: Bulg

Leave it alone!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 10:28 AM (wOO3z)

128 108 Fourth full day of retirement. Still feels like I'm on PTO. Off to the driving range to try to reacquire something close to a fluid golf swing. Later.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM

Welcome to Saturday.

Posted by: Every day at August 06, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

129 Francesca Hong has seen a lot of life. She's busted out of two colleges, failed at business, married a man whose race she hates and mothered a child, about whose race she sounds pretty equivocal (since race seems important to her), attempted suicide, done time in a mental hospital, gone on a lifetime medication regime to avoid rinse/repeat, and spent years twittering her dislike of America and its traditions.

Democrats look at that resume and think "perfect governor!".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 10:29 AM (iMJX8)

130 Chocolate is a vegetable!

Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at August 06, 2026 10:30 AM (z6ONu)

131 Flour & sugar come from plants on a farm & cinnamon comes from a tree.

Therefore, a cinnamon roll is a salad.
Posted by: rickb223
___

That's kinda stretching it, but I'll allow it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:30 AM (3fZgy)

132 Every day all he does is loafs...and fishes!
Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:27 AM (I0N4X)


I am soooo stealing that!

With appropriate attribution of course.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:30 AM (2WIwB)

133 106 Socialist Candidate Francesca Hong Hates American Holidays: ‘Cancel Thanksgiving’; ‘Attacked’ by Christmas

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me!

She's got nothing else & she's changed her mind, again, about Thanksgiving. "I'm just a curmudgeon," she said.
---
The Lump is not one for politics but said last evening Francesca Hong looks like the Frank the Pug (AKA Agent F) in the Men in Black series.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 10:30 AM (NFX2v)

134 > 108 Fourth full day of retirement. Still feels like I'm on PTO. Off to the driving range to try to reacquire something close to a fluid golf swing. Later.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (GTqXr)

It does have its advantages. After getting done here, I'm going to go take a nap, at 7:00 AM.

Because I can.

The only places I have to be at specific times nowadays are doctor appointments.

The problem is that there are way too many of those.

As someone said, getting old is not for the weak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 10:31 AM (IG3/x)

135 I've pretty much already BEEN cancelled.

Posted by: Father's Day at August 06, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Too crazy for Sanders.

Bernie on whether he’ll endorse Hong:

“I don’t think so.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

137 The blue tiled thing in the corner is a "Swedish stove" or a tile stove. It is a very efficient mass heater

I remember seeing "Kachelöfen" in Berlin. If I remember right, people would burn coal in them to heat their very old- and cold- apartments that had twelve-foot high ceilings. Berlin burned a lot of coal.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 10:31 AM (KsZMV)

138 I've been retired over a year, and Friday, Saturday, and (to a lesser degree) Sunday still have the same resonance for me. What with school (except summers) and then work, I spent too many decades looking forward to Friday evening, enjoying Saturday, and wishing I had more time off as Sunday wore to its end. None of that is necessary now -- but it's hard to break the habit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 10:32 AM (wzUl9)

139 Posted by: JTB at August 06, 2026 10:26 AM (yTvNw)

Brent Eviston. Check him out, I promise

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:32 AM (29deB)

140 I've pretty much already BEEN cancelled.
Posted by: Father's Day at August 06, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)
___

Not in my house, it hasn't.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:32 AM (3fZgy)

141 Too crazy for Sanders.

Bernie on whether he’ll endorse Hong:

“I don’t think so.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me!

Rapist is fine, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 10:33 AM (wOO3z)

142 As someone said, getting old is not for the weak
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 10:31 AM (IG3/x)
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:33 AM (3fZgy)

143 The 2026 Democrat field is reminding me of some GOP senate hopefuls from 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 10:33 AM (sZHUV)

144 > Democrats look at that resume and think "perfect governor!".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 10:29 AM (iMJX


I'm old enough to remember when Thomas Eagleton was forced to withdraw as McGovern's veep when it became known that he'd been treated for depression.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 10:34 AM (IG3/x)

145 We’ll Take New York, Then The Rest Of America

Get in line.

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at August 06, 2026 10:34 AM (88C+u)

146 Miss Linda and I are about to head out to a local food bank that has a thrift store attached. Now and then I find something in the store that I want or need -- once I found a working kitchen timer still in its box! But after I glance over the men's stuff and the household things, I have to find some way to entertain myself while Linda looks at each item on each rack. Or so it seems.

Maybe we'll stop for a coffee afterward.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

147 Anyone got ideas on how to not get bitter when life's been rough for an extended period? Trying to focus on the blessings, but that doesn't seem quite sufficient to the task for some reason.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 10:35 AM (OUMaO)

148 I'm old enough to remember when Thomas Eagleton was forced to withdraw as McGovern's veep when it became known that he'd been treated for depression.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 10:34 AM (IG3/x)
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And by "treated" you mean electroshock therapy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 10:36 AM (amcLV)

149 I'm old enough to remember when Thomas Eagleton was forced to withdraw as McGovern's veep when it became known that he'd been treated for depression.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Anything goes now. We'll have goatrapers aligned with terrorist groups calling the shots for the intelligence community before too long.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 10:36 AM (wOO3z)

150 > And by "treated" you mean electroshock therapy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 10:36 AM (amcLV)

Yeah, and?

I'm not entirely sure that going on a lifetime regimen of SSRIs isn't worse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 10:37 AM (IG3/x)

151 If we're going to start canceling holidays, may I suggest Juneteenth, Black History Month, and Pride Month?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

I could go with a "Rude Week" however...seems like something that maybe everyone might enjoy and participate in

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 10:37 AM (j10i6)

152 Fourth full day of retirement. Still feels like I'm on PTO. Off to the driving range to try to reacquire something close to a fluid golf swing. Later.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM


Don't think of it as a "Driving" range - think of it as a "practice" range. I rarely even bring my driver to the range. Spend at least 75% of your time there on your short game.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:37 AM (S0M0K)

153 Democrats are completely convinced they are going to win the House with their muslim communist horde.

“Everybody thinks Trump is a poopyhead. His ratings are lower than Biden”.

*side eye*

Posted by: Vengeance at August 06, 2026 10:37 AM (YJn0R)

154 Lightning just struck a tree at the far end of our pasture.

Needless to say, the kittehs hauled ass back into the house.

And my heart rate is slowly returning to normal.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:38 AM (3fZgy)

155 I'm old enough to remember when Thomas Eagleton was forced to withdraw as McGovern's veep when it became known that he'd been treated for depression.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026


***
Amazing to me today that back then the media reported on Democrats' scandals as much as they did those of Republicans. Or almost as much. LBJ, for instance, came in for a lot of criticism.

Now they'll ignore Dem scandals or dredge up excuses for them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)

156 > Anything goes now. We'll have goatrapers aligned with terrorist groups calling the shots for the intelligence community before too long.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 10:36 AM (wOO3z)

Personally, the moment I realized the left had wandered so far off in the weeds that they couldn't even see the weeds any longer was when I learned that "Queers for Palestine" was a thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 10:38 AM (IG3/x)

157 Trying to focus on the blessings, but that doesn't seem quite sufficient to the task for some reason.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 10:35 AM (OUMaO)

Embrace the bitter, but focus it. Distill it down and use it to your advantage as a motivator or a reminder. If for nothing else, than as the frame of reference against which you measure the good and happy things in your life to make them look even bigger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2026 10:38 AM (wBZ7t)

158 I remember seeing "Kachelöfen" in Berlin. If I remember right, people would burn coal in them to heat their very old- and cold- apartments that had twelve-foot high ceilings. Berlin burned a lot of coal.

Posted by: t-bird


Probably a different thing. The version I'm thinking is here is one where you put in some fuel...at least in modern versions it's hardwood pellets, not sure what it was in olden days but likely similar...and it goes all night. Between the materials and internal structure it captured the hot air and heat and slowly radiated it all night instead of it all just going instantly up the chimney like in the useless fireplaces in most modern US homes.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 10:38 AM (OUMaO)

159 With appropriate attribution of course.
Posted by: Diogenes

*********

In the public domain.

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 10:39 AM (I0N4X)

160 Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 10:35 AM (OUMaO)

Not really but I will say that mindfulness can help. I know it's a thing now and I guess it belongs to Gen Z or whatever but it predates them. Two to five minutes just focusing on the moment and nothing else. What you can physically feel (chair) or smell or hear (background noise). It's like a little reset button.

I like prayer too but it's not for everyone. Sometimes it's all I have.

And if none of that works you can always just spread the misery. Nothing is quite as satisfying as pissing someone off who was perfectly content and satisfied until you dragged them down into your muck.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:39 AM (29deB)

161 Brother Tim, I like to listen to Louis Armstrong, singing What a Wonderful World when I feel like that.

Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at August 06, 2026 10:39 AM (z6ONu)

162
I could go with a "Rude Week" however...seems like something that maybe everyone might enjoy and participate in
Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 10:37 AM (j10i6)
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Wrath Month is gonna be LIT!!!

Posted by: That guy who thinks Wrath Month is gonna be LIT at August 06, 2026 10:40 AM (amcLV)

163 Don't think of it as a "Driving" range - think of it as a "practice" range. I rarely even bring my driver to the range. Spend at least 75% of your time there on your short game.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:37 AM (S0M0K)


THIS!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:40 AM (2WIwB)

164 Mark Warner is looking out for you.

Mark Warner HQ
@MarkWarnerVA
I’m running for Senate to lower health care costs, to prepare our workforce for the economy of the future, and to protect our free and fair elections. This moment demands forward-looking leadership and a record of getting things done.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

165 And if none of that works you can always just spread the misery. Nothing is quite as satisfying as pissing someone off who was perfectly content and satisfied until you dragged them down into your muck.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:39 AM (29deB)
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Stan does that all the time, though.

Don't be like Stan.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:41 AM (3fZgy)

166 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 10:38 AM (IG3/x)

I liked "riots during a pandemic lockdown are good for public health".

Although I honestly knew way before that.

"Fired up ready to go" was my first clue that there is a legion of useful idiots here and they are going to clash at some point with everyone else".

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:41 AM (29deB)

167 153 Democrats are completely convinced they are going to win the House with their muslim communist horde.

“Everybody thinks Trump is a poopyhead. His ratings are lower than Biden”.

*side eye*

Posted by: Vengeance at August 06, 2026 10:37 AM (YJn0R)

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I've said for like 20 months that I think the Democrats will barely take the House.

Combination of turnout differentials (out of party voters just vote at higher rates, not even Obama's people could figure out how to reverse that) and gerrymandering after the 2020 census that made swing districts an endangered species (the redistricting wars earlier this year made them even more endangered).

Dems take the House by less than 5 seats.

Senate remains in GOP hands.

So, shutdown theater (advantage executive since the president has authority to shift money around in that instance) while we clean out RINOs in the Senate and keep on with appointments. Also, DHS is fully funded through 2028 and DOJ won't slow its roll because of a bare Dem majority in the House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 10:42 AM (sZHUV)

168 139 "Brent Eviston. Check him out, I promise"

...
Thanks for the suggestion. Will definitely check him out.

Posted by: JTB at August 06, 2026 10:42 AM (yTvNw)

169 146 Miss Linda and I are about to head out to a local food bank that has a thrift store attached. Now and then I find something in the store that I want or need -- once I found a working kitchen timer still in its box!
++++
Wolfus, none of my business, but stop buying stuff unless it's a consumable. Downsize. You're gonna move, so make it as easy on yourself as possible.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:43 AM (2Ez/1)

170 Don't be like Stan.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:41 AM (3fZgy)

I know sooooo many people like Stan.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:43 AM (29deB)

171 164 Mark Warner is looking out for you.

Mark Warner HQ
@MarkWarnerVA
I’m running for Senate to lower health care costs, to prepare our workforce for the economy of the future, and to protect our free and fair elections. This moment demands forward-looking leadership and a record of getting things done.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

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Lower healthcare costs?

Did the ACA not do that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 10:43 AM (sZHUV)

172 Nothing is quite as satisfying as pissing someone off who was perfectly content and satisfied until you dragged them down into your muck.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:39 AM (29deB)


Did you steal that from the Democrat Party vision statement?

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:43 AM (S0M0K)

173 Off to the driving range to try to reacquire something close to a fluid golf swing. Later.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM


Golf? I thought a driving range was where you practiced drive-bys.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 10:43 AM (ExV1e)

174 I'm thinking is here is one where you put in some fuel...at least in modern versions it's hardwood pellets, not sure what it was in olden days but likely similar...and it goes all night. Between the materials and internal structure it captured the hot air and heat and slowly radiated it all night instead of it all just going instantly up the chimney like in the useless fireplaces in most modern US homes.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum
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I've used the pellets in a basket in my woodburner. It does burn all night, but sugar maple and other extreme hardwoods do as well.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 10:44 AM (XvL8K)

175 Lower healthcare costs?

Did the ACA not do that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 10:43 AM (sZHUV)
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Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 10:44 AM (amcLV)

176 Can we substitute Pride Month for Men's Mental Health Month?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:44 AM (/k3in)

177 I know sooooo many people like Stan.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:43 AM (29deB)
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We're all like Stan in some form or another.

That's our sinful, feel-good nature.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:44 AM (3fZgy)

178 151 If we're going to start canceling holidays, may I suggest Juneteenth, Black History Month, and Pride Month?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

I could go with a "Rude Week" however...seems like something that maybe everyone might enjoy and participate in
Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 10:37 AM (j10i6)


Y'all leave Pi Day alone.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:44 AM (2WIwB)

179 Did you steal that from the Democrat Party vision statement?
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:43 AM (S0M0K)
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lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:45 AM (3fZgy)

180 Probably a different thing.

Same thing, I think. Tile ovens. Some with the decorative blue tiles in the painting. Good at getting the pervasive chill out of the air.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 10:49 AM (KsZMV)

181 Briahna Joy Gray
@briebriejoy
Thanksgiving is a holiday about genocide, even if it’s a holiday we like now, and I think it’s a pretty good time to connect the dots on how we should guard against normalizing genocide going forward.

-
I like the genocide pie and the genocide stuffing and, ah hell, I like all the genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

182 I like the genocide pie and the genocide stuffing and, ah hell, I like all the genocide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me!


Don't forget several days of leftover genocide. mmmm!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:50 AM (/k3in)

183 Lightning just struck a tree at the far end of our pasture.
Needless to say, the kittehs hauled ass back into the house.
And my heart rate is slowly returning to normal.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:38 AM (3fZgy)


You are not going out into the yard to shout at the sky, "Missed again!"?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 10:50 AM (rbvCR)

184 Don't forget several days of leftover genocide. mmmm!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:50 AM (/k3in)


A slice of genocide pie with a cup of coffee the day after Thanksgiving is one of my favorite things!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 10:51 AM (l4RKn)

185 What about me?

Posted by: Genocide green bean casserole at August 06, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)

186 @briebriejoy
Thanksgiving is a holiday about genocide, even if it’s a holiday we like now, and I think it’s a pretty good time to connect the dots on how we should guard against normalizing genocide going forward.



She sounds vaccinated.

Again, these people really need to look up the definition of 'genocide.'


They're REALLY using it incorrectly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM (2YhKe)

187 I like the genocide pie and the genocide stuffing and, ah hell, I like all the genocide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

Yeah, and all those don't give you that nasty genocide tryptophan like genocide turkey does...

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM (j10i6)

188 Side stepping the issue, Sanders emphasized that his primary focus for the 2026 midterms is supporting candidates in federal U.S. House and Senate races.

Sanders occasionally gets involved in state gubernatorial races and state-level politics. In fact, he seemed to adore the last NJ Governor, Phil Murphy, a higher level millionaire with prominent a European estate in Italy, as well as a property in Germany.

Bernie wants the surest thing for his credibility among the cult movement & Congressional leadership.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

189 A slice of genocide pie with a cup of coffee the day after Thanksgiving is one of my favorite things!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDild


No kidding. I make sure I indulge in that before the kids wake up to commit genocide.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM (/k3in)

190 184 Don't forget several days of leftover genocide. mmmm!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:50 AM (/k3in)

A slice of genocide pie with a cup of coffee the day after Thanksgiving is one of my favorite things!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 10:51 AM (l4RKn)

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Up in Twin Peaks, they've got a slice of genocide pie that'll knock your socks off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM (sZHUV)

191 What about me?
Posted by: Genocide green bean casserole at August 06, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)
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Best draw the Veil of Good Taste over that one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM (amcLV)

192 You are not going out into the yard to shout at the sky, "Missed again!"?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 10:50 AM (rbvCR)
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I'm on my porch, lol.

And I know better than to tempt the Lord.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:53 AM (3fZgy)

193
Mark Warner HQ
@MarkWarnerVA
I’m running for Senate to lower health care costs, to prepare our workforce for the economy of the future, and to protect our free and fair elections. This moment demands forward-looking leadership and a record of getting things done.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)



Translation :Government health care

Slave workforce working for the collective

Perfecting the art of the cheat in elections

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 10:53 AM (iTbY5)

194
Up in Twin Peaks, they've got a slice of genocide pie that'll knock your socks off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM (sZHUV)



The first ever Twin Peaks is in Lewisville, TX right off I-35 Southbound.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 10:54 AM (2YhKe)

195 Since I was born around Thanksgiving, reckon that makes me a genocide baby.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:54 AM (3fZgy)

196

Several of these lady pop ups have nice tits...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (i9ubo)

197 And I know better than to tempt the Lord.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:53 AM (3fZgy)


God has a sense of humor, but yes. I know what you mean.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (rbvCR)

198 Since I was born around Thanksgiving, reckon that makes me a genocide baby.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:54 AM (3fZgy)



I'm between Thanksgiving and Christmas. That makes me cannon fodder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

199 Up in Twin Peaks, they've got a slice of genocide pie that'll knock your socks off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM (sZHUV)

And none of those genocide pronounced boobage popup ads like you get here, either - win-win...

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (j10i6)

200 191 What about me?
Posted by: Genocide green bean casserole at August 06, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)
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Best draw the Veil of Good Taste over that one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 10:52 AM
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I can add onion rings!
Please?

Posted by: Genocide green bean casserole at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (2Ez/1)

201 And what do ya know, my b-day falls on genocide day this year.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (3fZgy)

202 I'm between Thanksgiving and Christmas. That makes me cannon fodder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)
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lol!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:56 AM (3fZgy)

203 I thought Jews were supposed to be smart.

Schumer Falls in Line Behind Abdul El-Sayed After Progressive Wins Michigan Democrat Senate Primary

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)

204 Am I the only one who grew up singing genocide carols?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:57 AM (/k3in)

205
Briahna Joy Gray
@briebriejoy
Thanksgiving is a holiday about genocide, even if it’s a holiday we like now, and I think it’s a pretty good time to connect the dots on how we should guard against normalizing genocide going forward.


Stuff it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:57 AM (Cqx++)

206 Several of these lady pop ups have nice tits...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (i9ubo)

Please consult amendment 20115 of the Ace of Spades Terminology Rule Book - they are now called "Pronounced Hooterage" in place of, well, nice tits...

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 10:57 AM (j10i6)

207 Lightning just struck a tree at the far end of our pasture.

Needless to say, the kittehs hauled ass back into the house.

And my heart rate is slowly returning to normal.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:38 AM


I remember when lightning struck a tree at the end of my driveway one evening. It was...an exciting 15 minutes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 10:58 AM (bFu5X)

208 Schumer Falls in Line Behind Abdul El-Sayed

Would to be out of line to use the term kapo?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:58 AM (/k3in)

209 I remember when lightning struck a tree at the end of my driveway one evening. It was...an exciting 15 minutes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
___

Definitely gets your attention.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:58 AM (3fZgy)

210 204 Am I the only one who grew up singing genocide carols?
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 10:57 AM (/k3in)
****
I was a classic.

Posted by: The lyrics to the MASH theme song at August 06, 2026 10:58 AM (2Ez/1)

211 Off to the driving range to try to reacquire something close to a fluid golf swing. Later.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 10:22 AM

Golf? I thought a driving range was where you practiced drive-bys.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Driving range should be called the target range.
Always try to hit the guy driving the tractor picking up golf balls.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 10:58 AM (rNQnT)

212 And WTAF? Is someone blowing a vuvuzela in City Hall Plaza? What the heck am I listening to right now?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 10:59 AM (bFu5X)

213 Definitely gets your attention.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 10:58 AM


It got the fire department's attention, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 10:59 AM (bFu5X)

214 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

215 Noodus Simiensis.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 11:01 AM (bFu5X)

216 lol RMBS

It's raining heavily enough that the tree barely smoldered.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 11:01 AM (3fZgy)

217 Brother Tim

I think that this a pretty helpful article, "Better not Bitter" on turning things around. Also, you might consider speaking to some of the supportive community at the church and/or the pastor and joining the men's group if they have one Or starting one if they don't they don't . I have a friend- RC- who has been through a lot and his men's group has been a great blessing to him through the honesty, prayer and support:

https://tinyurl.com/y5ctnwvk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 11:01 AM (xPsv8)

218 203 I thought Jews were supposed to be smart.

Schumer Falls in Line Behind Abdul El-Sayed After Progressive Wins Michigan Democrat Senate Primary
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me!

He is. Has the LGBTQIA+ married daughter and grandkids.

He and Hochul were also Working Families supported in the past.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 11:04 AM (NFX2v)

219 Several of these lady pop ups have nice tits...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 06, 2026 10:55 AM (i9ubo)

*turns off AdBlock Plus*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 11:13 AM (hmYU4)

220 francis ford cupola?

Posted by: cmeat at August 06, 2026 01:15 PM (Bep7s)

The Morning Report — 8/ 6 /26

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Good morning kids. With all the insanity going on here and abroad these days, hell every day, let's start off with some good news and considering who's involved rather surprising. Good for Justice Sotomayor.

Justice Sonia Sotomayor denied an appeal from the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the Palestinian Authority to halt a $656 million judgment.

The ruling means the victims and their families are now one step closer to being paid damages, following years of legal battles over terrorism attacks.

“The lawsuit was filed by victims of attacks in Jerusalem in the early 2000s that killed 33 people and wounded hundreds more,” the Associated Press reported. “Families brought their lawsuit under the Anti-Terrorism Act, a law aimed at opening U.S. courts to victims of international terror attacks.”

A significant legal victory for American victims of Palestinian terrorism.


I suppose I could be cynical and say given the trajectory of the nation, at least the seeming trajectory in throwing a bone to the cockeyed optimists out there — before long this decision will somehow become null and void.

Barring some wholly unforeseen development, such as Republicans actually mounting an effective challenge somewhere, the 120th Congress will convene on January 3, 2027 with a record seven Muslim members, six representatives and, for the first time in American history, one senator. And for Muslim Brotherhood-linked organizations in the U.S., the future looks bright.

Before 2007, there were no Muslim in the House of Representatives or Senate at all. The seven Muslim legislators who will be sworn in (on the Qur’an, no doubt) in January will include the four representatives in the 119th Congress: Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.); Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.); Andre Carson (D-Ind.), and Lateefah Simon (D-Calif.). Joining them will be the nation’s first Muslim senator, Abdul El-Sayed (D-Mich.), as well as Reps. Darializa Avila Chevalier (D-N.Y.) and Adam Hamawy (D-N.J.).

My only consolation in an Islamized Ameriqqqa is that should I God-forbid still be alive to witness that nightmare I will at least have the pleasure of watching the Democrats and Leftists get their heads lopped off first, having sold us down the river and thus rendering their political alliance with Islam no longer necessary and its own preternatural lust for absolute power, that led to this alliance of convenience, a potential threat to our new Mullahocratic overlords.

Elsewhere, and as CBD and I have discussed with disgust for the umpteenth friggin' time on the latest episode of the podcast linked here as well as in the sidebar and on all the popular platforms listed at the bottom of the post, We are fed up with President Trump's constant yammering about how Iran is going to get it good and hard if they don't sign on to some bullshit ceasefire accord.

Well, leave it to Lurker extraordinaire, friend of the blog and #1 Ace cruelty fanboi Prof. Victor Davis Hanson to be the one to put things in perspective.

The Long View of Iran: The headlines focus on negotiations, but the war’s real story is this: Iran is steadily being broken by sanctions, isolation, and relentless military pressure. . . Bottom line? Iran is losing whether it is being bombed, sanctioned, or embargoed—or all three. Its ultimate fate now rests with the Trump administration, which apparently has not yet decided what, exactly, that fate will be.

Read the whole thing as he goes point by point.

Well, at least CBD and I shockingly over the course of the last several episodes have completely ignored the Fauci revelations. Wow, how did we miss that? Others seem to think that Senator Rand Paul is going to come down hard on the Mass-murdering fiend. Considering his victim count, between the virus cum bio-weapon he created for the Chi-Coms with our own money as well as the toxic vaccines from Big Pharma, is up there with Pol Pot if not Mao or Stalin, a gallows would be appropriate if not too good for this rodent-like bastard.

When Anthony Fauci pleaded the Fifth over 100 times during a Senate hearing last week, many Americans were pleased that the face of the Biden administration’s coronavirus response was forced to face his critics. But many other Americans were left wondering: would Fauci face anything worse than an embarrassing viral hearing? He will if Senator Rand Paul has anything to say about it. The Kentucky Republican is determined to bring the former head of the National Institute for Allergy and Infectious Diseases to justice. Speaking to The Daily Wire Wednesday, Paul explained why he’s confident that the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee will hold the embattled doctor in contempt — and what he thinks could happen next.

Well, as our wonderful president (and I mean that in all sincerity) is wont to say, we'll just have to wait and see. And that said, Forget Greasy Kid Stuff Newsom, Mayor Buttplug or Chlamydia Harris, I think the Democrats might at long last have their ideal candidate for 2028 — Mini-Mengele Fauci!

Have a good day, and on a personal note, thank you for all your good wishes yesterday. And thank goodness for the A-Bomb that ended World War Two 81 years ago today. Nod of thanks to an uncle who worked as a tool and die maker for Enrico Fermi!


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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 06:45 AM (cpFbA)

2 1ST

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 06:52 AM (i51dK)

3 "Joining them will be the nation’s first Muslim senator, Abdul El-Sayed (D-Mich.),"

Horseshit. I say chalk up a +1 for Republicans in the Senate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 06:56 AM (dtajH)

4 I could have been first but I was grinding off the corners.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

5 Thank you JJ. Continued prayers for you and wife

The one premise of the Robert Spencer column with which I do not agree: I do not think El-Sayed will beat Mike Rogers… he’s not going to the senate (thank God)

As for Rand Paul… I like his gumption WRT the disgusting Fauci but come on dude… we all know Fauci will never face any consequences in this life. The contempt of congress thing is going nowhere

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 06:57 AM (CUP/i)

6 Mornin' J.J.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 06:58 AM (O7YUW)

7 Another trade tiff with Chyyna?
It's 64 degrees.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 06:59 AM (i51dK)

8 Morning, one and all!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:00 AM (RjOoY)

9 HBD2UJJ

Posted by: kactus at August 06, 2026 07:03 AM (twS2i)

10 Families of 9/11 Victims Petition to Exclude Mamdani From Participating in 25th Year Memorial Events

My thoughts: I agree with the petition but they did elect him to be mayor

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:04 AM (RjOoY)

11 @9/kactus: "HBD2UJJ"

Gezundheit.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:04 AM (O7YUW)

12
Willowed:

So how many variations of "we suck for nuking Japan" are we going to see today?

Probably more than 1 and always from the usual suspects. The ones with no understanding of the ferocity and savageness of the war in the Pacific. Or the potential loss of life on both sides.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 06:57 AM (3Ope

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A good deal is driven by the usual Eurotrash of the Grauniad ilk as well as their oikophobic American beta orbiters. Almost all ignorant of anything that happened in the Pacific Theater. All of whom think that we did it just to scare the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:05 AM (O0L8i)

13 - Hopefully not first.
Let someone one else deal with the stupid, screen freezing ads that started showing up the other day.
Utube, here I come.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 06, 2026 07:09 AM (pkz2K)

14

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 06, 2026 07:09 AM (AHxhK)

15 A good deal is driven by the usual Eurotrash of the Grauniad ilk as well as their oikophobic American beta orbiters.

I expect the following posts from the usual suspects:
1. tHaT wAz A wArCrIme!@!!!Oneeleventy!
2. They were going to surrender but Truman wanted to compensate for his tiny manhood.
3. We should apologize for hurting them.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:11 AM (RjOoY)

16 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 07:11 AM (ExV1e)

17
Lord in heaven, these pop-ups aren't even attractive. Mostly simpering 50-something ladies pretending to be interested. In what, God only knows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:12 AM (O0L8i)

18 I guess I'm one who's willing to fight in the trenches of the Language War. Since this is a written language forum I'll go on the record as preferring the rather old fashioned term "Mohammedan." Churchill used it.
I think it conveys a stronger yet subtle message than "Muslim" or even "Islamist." It reflects the stark contrast with "Christian" which also refers to a specific set of beliefs based on a specific individual.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:12 AM (2Ez/1)

19 "...ladies pretending to be interested. In what, God only knows."
++++

Money.

Posted by: Same as in town at August 06, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Yeah I’m still getting the popup ads on my phone… I’ve figured out how to delete them and move on but it’s a real pain. Every time I refresh the page or submit a comment…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 07:15 AM (+gA9j)

21 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ)

22 The Oikophobic American Beta Orbiters used to play the Miami Beach nightclub circuit in the late 70s. They weren't bad.

Posted by: With a great bass player at August 06, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)

23 Related to my remark on the previous thread about the shiny new term for alcoholics.

*ahem*

I don't really care about the hurt feelings of alkies and I would not debase myself to using the softer, kinder term for them.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:18 AM (RjOoY)

24 Same as in town

Gold diggers. Why does it have to be gold diggers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

25
Money.
Posted by: Same as in town at August 06, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)


Bosh, nonsense, bushwa and codswallop. Women are strong and independent. They don't need men, who are all abusers and oversized children.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:18 AM (O0L8i)

26 Sayed is going to run as sweetness and light personified. He will have the LoFos thinking they might want to convert to this lovely happy religion. This is what Real Islam is like? Peace and love and puppies and bacon flavored ice cream? Those neocons all lied to us! This sounds lovely!

So he'll win. And then sweet nothing will happen because one senator can't do shit without the blessing of the Uniparty. But the proverbial dromedary snoot will be decidedly in the interior of the tent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2026 07:19 AM (Vq1pX)

27 Money.
Posted by: Same as in town at August 06, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

I was going to say "large throbbing wallets" - but yeah, anyone with Peso-nality.

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 07:19 AM (j10i6)

28 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 07:19 AM (2Cry5)

29 TeeJ

Ad Block Plus works on my older iMac with Safari.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

30
Sending off reprint requests to a variety of investigators in the scientific field I'm working on. The unfortunate thing is that those investigators from the time I need reprints the most are either retired, emeritus or dead. I sure don't want to spend my declining years in the stacks at Rice or University of Houston.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:21 AM (O0L8i)

31 Just wish ace was on Stripe, not PayPal. I loath and mistrust PayPal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

32 Duck Duck Go browser with nothing artificial added. Works fine on both Windows and Android with no interference from annoying pop up senior ladies sporting pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:25 AM (2Ez/1)

33
Here's the silly thing. I've spent months searching, organizing and trying to find reprints of some 7500 journal articles. I will probably have a very similar number of patents documents from the US, EP and PCT. Those will take one day to search and organize and every single one is immediately available online.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:27 AM (O0L8i)

34 I don't remember Honey Boo Boo and I am already sitting down.

Posted by: Who? at August 06, 2026 07:27 AM (F1rMs)

35 Duck Duck Go browser with nothing artificial added. Works fine on both Windows and Android with no interference from annoying pop up senior ladies sporting pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:25 AM (2Ez/1

It would only be natural to see "Pronounced Hooterage" open for "Large Throbbing Wallets" at the Spectrum.

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 07:28 AM (j10i6)

36 The state representative and self-described democratic socialist faces a primary on August 11; socialists would view a Hong victory as another huge win for their insurgent movement.

Must be algo driven. Social Media is a metastasizing cancer.

Even former conservative Benny Johnson has jumped the shark and is demanding Communism or else the youngsters will vote in Communism.

Like Nick Fuentes, his "principles" are whatever drives clicks and contact engagement.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:29 AM (rgGn5)

37 Good morning, JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 06, 2026 07:30 AM (/6r4m)

38 @20/LinusVanPelt:

I mentioned this over in the Tech News - maybe it'll help if you can find an app that allows you to block domains:

3 Domains involved in advertising on this site:

mgid.com
powerad.ai
tpdads.com

I have set them all to "UNTRUSTED" in NoScript.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:31 AM (O7YUW)

39 It would only be natural to see "Pronounced Hooterage" open for "Large Throbbing Wallets" at the Spectrum.
Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 07:28 AM

There's a certain natural affinity there.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

40 @J.J.: The header picture. *snorts*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:32 AM (O7YUW)

41 "A steamy new proposal would legalize sex in saunas and bathhouses citywide — repealing a 1980s law that blamed the wet-and-wild romps for spreading AIDS among gay folks."


I can't see any possible public safety or public health upsets if this proposal passes.

Posted by: Mr. Magoo at August 06, 2026 07:32 AM (wVcYX)

42 @31/NaCly Dog: "I loath and mistrust PayPal."

This, definitely.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:33 AM (O7YUW)

43 Less Nick Fuentes. More Nick Shirley.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

44 Quarter Twenty

The Pulitzer Prize should be given to Nick Shirley.

But will not, because that prize is only for covering up evil and fraud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

45 Michigan voters (about 7.3 million total) are evenly divided, at 41% Democrat, 40% Republican, and the rest Indie, according to Grok.

Since the Al-Qaeda candidate surrogate (that Piker!) opened the sweetness and light campaign by calling his Democrat base "pieces of shit", I imagine some will vote GOP as a result.

Michigan Senate will come down to turnout, don't you think?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 07:38 AM (9M6+C)

46 It would only be natural to see "Pronounced Hooterage" open for "Large Throbbing Wallets" at the Spectrum.
Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 07:28 AM

There's a certain natural affinity there.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

I believe that the duo of Candy Samples and John Holmes were pioneer researchers in this field.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 07:38 AM (wVcYX)

47 Pronounced hooterage has definitely entered my vocabulary since yesterday. Kudos to whatever moron formulated that little gem (little??)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 07:39 AM (38yk/)

48 Midwest Chick's Thursday memes: https://tinyurl.com/m79b78jd

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

49 Just wish ace was on Stripe, not PayPal. I loath and mistrust PayPal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)


Agreed. I have suggested it to Ace a few times, but...

Sefton and I use it for CutJibNewsletter, and it works flawlessly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 07:40 AM (l4RKn)

50 Ad Block Plus works on my older iMac with Safari.

I remember the time when a person just updated their 'hosts' file to null loop the offending advert domains.

These youngsters are too lazy to even do that.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:41 AM (nCgQz)

51 LinusVanPelt

Pronounced hooterage has a Lisa Douglas vibe. Much better than tracks of land.
And hoscakes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

52 Michigan Senate will come down to turnout, don't you think?

I've already added Michigan to the list of California, Illinois, New York and Minnesota as a casualty of war. Cut them off they are outside the camp.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:43 AM (nCgQz)

53 Faux-Xi has ample reason to not testify in an open session of Congress/Senate. His immunity only exists at the federal level. The rat bastard would be a fool to say anything under oath that can and will be used against him at a state level.

I don't think a closed hearing (assuming the Senate wanted the truth instead of re-election soundbites) would be considered safe enough to prevent self-incrimination.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (83MDL)

54 I'm using Firefox with some extensions that make my web browsing a LOT better:

"uBlock Origin" - anti-ad-ware/malware block

"NoScript" - Prevents javascript running on any site unless I approve it (temporarily or permanently) and I can mark certain sites as "UNTRUSTED" permanently as well.

Privacy Badger - automatically learns to block hidden trackers
Canvas Blocker - prevent websites from using some Javascript APIs to fingerprint them
SponsorBlock (for YouTube) - skip over sponsors, intros, outros, subscription reminders, and other annoying parts of YouTube videos
Port Authority - Blocks all possible types of port scanning. (Did you know web sites can try to port-scan your INTERNAL network from your browser? They can. This blocks that crap.)

Redirector - specify patterns for pages that should be automatically redirected to other pages (I use this to auto-redirect x.com links to nitter.net)
AiBlock for YouTube - Block AI-slop channels (community driven)
&udm=14 - Adds "&udm=14" to google search URL automatically so results avoid AI crap.
Nuke Anything - Useful for temporarily removing annoying "non-skippable" pop-over frames like forced login dialogs.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (O7YUW)

55 And finally:

Allow Right-Click: re-enable right-click context menu on websites that prevent it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (O7YUW)

56 What happened to Kirill Basin?

Has the Hawai'i Democrat Party denounced him yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (2GVsD)

57 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Wow. How much bandwidth is lost to all the monitoring?

Just think of all those trackers as illegals inside the country.

Good things happen when we deport the illegals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

58 I wonder how the Smithsonian is covering the Hiroshima anniversary today?

Are they doing land acknowledgements that Japan rightfully owns the Pacific?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (2GVsD)

59 "I don't really care about the hurt feelings of alkies and I would not debase myself to using the softer, kinder term for them."

Do you gargle after sucking cock or not?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (83MDL)

60 Immigrants consumed around $401.6 billion in welfare and entitlement benefits in 2023, according to a recent study by the left-of-center Cato Institute think tank, which noted that American-born citizens tend to benefit more than their immigrant counterparts. Around $125.2 billion in funding was consumed by noncitizens, according to the report, and another $310.1 billion by naturalized immigrants.

About the same cost as the Dept of Ag.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (/+uur)

61 Times Square: Large Muslim Crowd Cheers On Preacher: ‘We’ll Take New York, Then The Rest Of America’

--

I'd normally have laughed at such an arrogant statement. But not anymore. I saw those crowds. I see the swelling populations of muslims in a growing number of cities (where in the hell are they all coming from?!). I see them getting elected to the thunderous approval of just enough lofo's, and the media. It's extremely frightening.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

62 One really striking thing about the Democrat candidates across the country is how nutty they seem, as a group. Mental illness seems the norm for this group.

I'm optimistic for November, Iran notwithstanding, assuming PDJT can somehow motivate turnout and assuming the Thunites don't figure out a way to commit hari-kari.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (yDlKw)

63 ...regularize more than 500,000 illegal migrants, with the admission that they're seen as future leftist voters.

Voters need to eat, defecate, sleep, be entertained, be incarcerated, educated, medicated and take up space in parks, roads, public spaces and housing.

But none of them care to work, and many are of such low IQ that the ability to have positive social value is zero.

At some point Atlas shrugs.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:48 AM (xE0sV)

64 @50/Community Notes: "I remember the time when a person just updated their 'hosts' file to null loop the offending advert domains."

I still do that, via a bash script that generates a several thousand line long include file for my Bind 9 config file, each zone is a domain and routes to 127.0.0.1.

It picks its information up from:
mvps.org
pgl.yoyo.org

These youngsters are too lazy to even do that.

Well they gotta learn to get up and fight back, or suffer the consequences.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:48 AM (O7YUW)

65 47 Pronounced hooterage has definitely entered my vocabulary since yesterday. Kudos to whatever moron formulated that little gem (little??)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 07:39 AM

*doffs hat*

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

66 While we are talking about doing away with holidays, can we get rid of Labor Day too?

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)

67 >For the Muslim Brotherhood in the U.S., Everything Is Going According to Plan
----
these dirty desert savages do seem to have established a beachhead in the US

9/11/01 has been forgotten- many voters of today weren't even born yet

I'm old enough that I probably won't live to see the final takeover

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

68 Anna Puma

A Kansas State University Librarian started his speech on Velvetta to the local Senior Center with a stolen land acknowledgement. A widow told me.

If I was there I would say that the sea anemones and clams in the shallow sea over Kansas millions of years ago died to make this land.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

69 "...but the war’s real story is this: Iran is steadily being broken by sanctions, isolation, and relentless military pressure. . . Bottom line? Iran is losing..."

But we haven't vaporized Tehran, so this can't possibly be true!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 07:50 AM (AdHga)

70 On my Android based phone, I've been using the Brave browser more and more in order to get around the advertising nonsense.

I can't imagine trying to browse the web solely using something like Chrome on a phone. I tried that one day, it was terrible.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:51 AM (O7YUW)

71 Do you gargle after sucking cock or not?
Posted by: Richard Cranium


Oh dear. I seem to have triggered an alkie.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:51 AM (RjOoY)

72 An expert on Velveeta > Cambridge prof.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:51 AM (2GVsD)

73
While we are talking about doing away with holidays, can we get rid of Labor Day too?
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)


The problem is that Labor Day, a noble enough occasion, became Labor Union Day. Which is most certainly not the same thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:52 AM (O0L8i)

74 We are fed up with President Trump's constant yammering about how Iran is going to get it good and hard if they don't sign on to some bullshit ceasefire accord.“

Fist bump. Some people get all bent out of shape at me for saying that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 07:52 AM (pfrqN)

75 Immigrants consumed around $401.6 billion in welfare and entitlement benefits in 2023

But Social Security is bankrupt so we are cutting all Americans who worked their entire lives and had 15.3% stolen from them off the top of each paycheck.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:53 AM (xE0sV)

76 Times Square: Large Muslim Crowd Cheers On Preacher: ‘We’ll Take New York, Then The Rest Of America’


It's missing the Dean Scream at the end. Yearrgh!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 07:53 AM (wVcYX)

77 Exposing election fraud is one thing.

Preventing it is quite something else. And we're not even close to that, yet, if ever. Because the judiciary is still squarely on the left's side and has what I consider the deciding vote in any "election."

I'm not even sure how to go about resolving that without extreme measures. The DSA, the Islamists understand this and use the threat of violence to keep the judiciary from "making mistakes" that would stymie their ambitions.

It is working. To one degree or another.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 07:53 AM (2Cry5)

78 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: Edith Keeler at August 06, 2026 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

79 {{{Lady in Black }}}

Unevolved humans want to rule others in a burnt out landscape. A story as old as the Stone age.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

80 We are fed up with President Trump's constant yammering about how Iran is going to get it good and hard if they don't sign on to some bullshit ceasefire accord.“

The majority is just filing this under "Crying 'Wolf' in a crowded theater" now.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (xE0sV)

81 Washington Nearsider

Both Squadron and Sprue Brothers have the Eduard 1/32 Hybrid P-51B in stock for $165.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

82 Edith Keeler

Kirk will save you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

83 "...to null loop the offending advert domains."

Burma Shave.

Posted by: Without a net at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (2Ez/1)

84 What's left of my sibling relationships is finally falling apart from politics. It was inevitable, I suppose. But my support for Trump combined with the inescapable reality of the Left's true nature and its unholy alliance with Islamic theocratic fascism -- reminders of which is unendurable to them, those 60s progeny -- seems to have made conversation and social accord impossible. I am no less at fault; I cannot be silent or passive anymore. I cannot ignore over the threats I see.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (b4LBp)

85 "Oh dear. I seem to have triggered an alkie."

Oh dear, a ponce on the internet has responded to me.

You, of course, have absolutely no failings at all.

I'm a dickhead. You are an asshole.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (83MDL)

86 "We are fed up with President Trump's ..."

Heer heer!

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (MWfyi)

87 Edith Keeler

Kirk will save you.


Or not.

Spock, "He knows Doctor."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:56 AM (2GVsD)

88 Figure out how to, “in a fair and equitable manner,” prevent customers from emptying the shelves of the “core” goods being sold at 30% below market prices.

The slackers, scum, cocksuckers, ne'er do wells, and bums will empty the store within 90 minutes of opening.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

89 @57/NaCly Dog: "Wow. How much bandwidth is lost to all the monitoring?"

Lots, I'm guessing, and even though I'm blocking it, some of it still has to use up my bandwidth in order to then be analyzed and blocked before I see it.

"Just think of all those trackers as illegals inside the country. Good things happen when we deport the illegals."

I LIKE that analogy!

Another one: How much money is lost to useless government departments and ministries and their grafts, scams, and outright fraud? AFUERA!

https://youtu.be/JoUC3Lx2Vz0?t=24

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:57 AM (O7YUW)

90 It's all fun and games until your ox gets gored.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 07:57 AM (MWfyi)

91 Oh dear, a ponce on the internet has responded to me.

Glad I could brighten your day.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:57 AM (RjOoY)

92 Edith Keeler

Kirk will save you.

Or not.

Spock, "He knows Doctor."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:56 AM (2GVsD)

But she's not even wearing a red shirt!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

93 But never Ox a Gore, all you hear about is climate change.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

94 r hennigantx

We are seeing it now in LA, that using the homeless for power retention leads to typhus and other communicable diseases.

NYC and it's rats are on that path. Keep the insurgents in rotting urban environs, and the problem self-corrects.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

95 I also expect next Tuesday's 8/11 SC election for the vacant senate seat to go to a runoff. It looks like it will be between Ralph Norman and Darlene Graham. She's slightly trailing, but neither will likely get to 50%. I'm voting for Norman, And will probably have to get out once again on 8/25 for the runoff and do it again. He's a fairly old guy, but that's not a bad thing in the current day "I'm never leaving office until I'm on a cold slab" politician.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

96 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 06, 2026 08:00 AM (53oGX)

97 r hennigantx

Every farmer outside Topeka keeps a long arm in their tractor. As one trespasser found out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

98 Figure out how to, “in a fair and equitable manner,” prevent customers from emptying the shelves of the “core” goods being sold at 30% below market prices.


I laugh at the "30% below market prices". What is 30% of looted free?

Right now, their demographic is Wahooing the product out the door and selling it on card tables across the street. Why would they stop doing that just because it is "30% below market prices" ?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:01 AM (xE0sV)

99 “Sweetened beverages” are the second-most purchased category of items using food stamps, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

The Mamdani store will have 4 isles of Sweetened Beverages.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

100 What the hell is wrong with people these days. This week a brother tries to hack his sister to death with a machete in Miami ( guess where he's from) and another f'd up person kills his family members and himself up in North Carolina.

And good luck trying to find anything out about Chad Williams in Twin Falls.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:01 AM (KC5Lt)

101 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)

102 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (rNQnT)

103 Remember

B.M., NYC was putting laundry detergent in locked cases because it was being shoplifted and resold to bodegas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)

104 For those interested in owning SpaceX stock, today is the first of several waves of employee shares coming to market. Between now and the end of the year 11 times the supply of shares sold at the IPO will become eligible to sell, meaning some percentage of those share will be sold and put pressure on the stock price. So even if you are wildly bullish about the company, and want to leave shares to your kids when you go (like me), it probably best serves your interest to let all this share supply hit the market and see where the stock price goes. Personally, I am hoping to buy in the $85-95 range.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (TXKq5)

105 also expect next Tuesday's 8/11 SC election for the vacant senate seat to go to a runoff. It looks like it will be between Ralph Norman and Darlene Graham. She's slightly trailing, but neither will likely get to 50%. I'm voting for Norman, And will probably have to get out once again on 8/25 for the runoff and do it again. He's a fairly old guy, but that's not a bad thing in the current day "I'm never leaving office until I'm on a cold slab" politician.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Howdy neighbor. I'm also voting for Norman.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (ex18v)

106 What happened to Kirill Basin?
Has the Hawai'i Democrat Party denounced him yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (2GVsD)
=====

Never. He is even more qualified than before.

Posted by: Edith Keeler at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

107 Both Squadron and Sprue Brothers have the Eduard 1/32 Hybrid P-51B in stock for $165.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

To your mind, how does Eduard's take compare to Tamiya's?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (AdHga)

108 Good morning everyone.

8am.

CBC - Wildfires in BC.
CNN - Fauci Contempt vote by Senate, that black dead kid
and Buckees logo fight

MS Now - Blanche AG Nomination, Sen Tillis is on
FoxNews - Fauci

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (Sco7b)

109 Ponce On The Internet did not do well when it debuted off Broadway in 1998. Most audiences were as yet unfamiliar with the Information Superhighway as tech innovator Al Gore had dubbed it, and didn't understand the concept of browsing, surfing, or chatrooms.
Plus it was plagued with pop up ads for boner pills.

Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at August 06, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

110 Vance went on to add, “I think the American people would be shocked to learn — because I was certainly shocked when I learned it a few months ago — that when we send tax dollars to the states to administer the SNAP program, we have no visibility into who is ultimately getting those benefits.

de plan boss de plan

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

111 Remember, Tide Pods are not a horsdevoures.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:04 AM (i51dK)

112 If Trump comes out as pro pronounced hooterage he could sweep the mid terms.

Being pro pronounced hooterage has elements of all the things that made America Great in the first place…….

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 06, 2026 08:05 AM (FCPbW)

113 The Tamiya will probably be less of a hassle to build as Eduard has made the entire MLG bay 3D printed for example.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:05 AM (2GVsD)

114 101 100
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)

Juuust a bit outside.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Uecker at August 06, 2026 08:05 AM (wVcYX)

115 @98/Community Notes: "Right now, their demographic is Wahooing the product out the door and selling it on card tables across the street."

And when the shelves are bare, they'll strip the shelves themselves from the store and sell those.

Then they'll set fire to the building.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (O7YUW)

116 He's a fairly old guy, but that's not a bad thing in the current day "I'm never leaving office until I'm on a cold slab" politician.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

I honestly don’t understand why someone older than sixty-ish would want to be in politics. Trump’s energy level is amazing but he’s an outlier…. One gets close to 60 and you start to see the dim outlines of life’s finish line. Who in their right mind would want to spend their last 20-30 years dealing with lowlife politicians?? I say it’s a young persons game…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (CUP/i)

117 the inescapable reality of the Left's true nature and its unholy alliance with Islamic theocratic fascism

Its like the 40+ years dealing with murderous psychos in Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Afghanistan, "Palestine", Lebanon, Pakistan et al are no clues whatsoever.

Never mind that the world has never known peace since Mohamed started burning down libraries.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (9Hs2w)

118 85 91 "Oh dear, a ponce on the internet has responded to me."

Well, I have now. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Posted by: Juan Ponce de León, Conquistador at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (/6r4m)

119 Voter theater.

His own actions speak louder than words.

Trump married into pronounced hooterage thrice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

120 85 91 "Oh dear, a ponce on the internet has responded to me." Well, I have now. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Posted by: Juan Ponce de León, Conquistador at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (/6r4m)

121 Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (b4LBp)

I'm fortunate that I'm able to cut ties without an ounce of regret or second thoughts when push comes to shove. I compartmentalize pretty well and go about my life.

Faith is all that is required.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:07 AM (KC5Lt)

122 “All of the programs that the fraud effort has focused on were set up for a high trust society,” he said. He pointed out that “when Congress was creating these programs, some of them almost 100 years ago, we didn’t expect that these programs were going to be attacked by fraudsters to the tunes of billions and billions of dollars a year.

Govt Benefit Death Penalty
1 count of fraud, no Benefits for life.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:07 AM (/+uur)

123 Ponce de Leon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:07 AM (i51dK)

124 "...but the war’s real story is this: Iran is steadily being broken by sanctions, isolation, and relentless military pressure. . . Bottom line? Iran is losing..."

But we haven't vaporized Tehran, so this can't possibly be true!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 07:50 AM (AdHga)
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Every day the regime persists is a victory. For them.

Posted by: Edith Keeler at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

125 Lord in heaven, these pop-ups aren't even attractive. Mostly simpering 50-something ladies pretending to be interested. In what, God only knows.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:12 AM (O0L8i)

Pop ups? (asked by us who use AdBlock Plus or Brave)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (hmYU4)

126 Ciao

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (2GVsD)

127 @108/Stateless: "CBC - Wildfires in BC."

Are they going on about how this is caused by:
- Climate Change?
- Colonialism?
- Systemic Racism?

I hate the CBC sooooo much. 1.1+ Billion tax dollars wasted every year financing these useless left-wing mouthpieces.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (O7YUW)

128 Then they'll set fire to the building.

Then the locals drug addicts can't use the hollowed out building for a shooting den.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (9Hs2w)

129 Anna Puma

Have a wonderful day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

130 Adblockers are your friends.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (i51dK)

131 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (CUP/

Politics is power and power will always be desirable to some no matter the age.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (KC5Lt)

132 Midwest Chick's Thursday memes: https://tinyurl.com/m79b78jd
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
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Thanks! I laughed at the picture of a smiling Mitch McConnell with the saying, "Senator McConnell is resting comfortably after a routine taxidermy procedure".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (mooCc)

133 I honestly don’t understand why someone older than sixty-ish would want to be in politics. Trump’s energy level is amazing but he’s an outlier…. One gets close to 60 and you start to see the dim outlines of life’s finish line. Who in their right mind would want to spend their last 20-30 years dealing with lowlife politicians?? I say it’s a young persons game…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM


Pfffffttt...

Posted by: The ghost of Strom Thurmond at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

134 What the hell is wrong with people these days. This week a brother tries to hack his sister to death with a machete in Miami ( guess where he's from) and another f'd up person kills his family members and himself up in North Carolina.

And good luck trying to find anything out about Chad Williams in Twin Falls.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:01 AM (KC5Lt)

My daughter informed me that some social media influencer named Perez Hilton went on TikTok livestream two nights ago and started slashing himself with a knife. 15 minutes before the platform closed it down. Gruesome… he has major mental issues

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (CUP/i)

135 That Ponce guy sure doesn't know how to post a comment.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (/6r4m)

136 hmmm, predictable

"CNN: Haley Stevens did well with working-class and African American voters.

Abdul El-Sayed "did very poorly" with those groups and "really just" ran up the score in college towns."


Der lange Marsch durch die Institutionen (The Long March through Institutions).

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (g47mK)

137 Some people get all bent out of shape at me for saying that.

Maybe if you gave it a rest. Just one, single, day. If it bothers you so much, ignore it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

138 The Tamiya will probably be less of a hassle to build as Eduard has made the entire MLG bay 3D printed for example.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:05 AM (2GVsD)

The 'part resin, part plastic' thing intrigues me, to be honest... I might give it a whirl, particularly if I can find a buyer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 08:10 AM (AdHga)

139 /hottest guest star sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

140 Are they going on about how this is caused by:
- Climate Change?
- Colonialism?
- Systemic Racism?

I hate the CBC sooooo much. 1.1+ Billion tax dollars wasted every year financing these useless left-wing mouthpieces.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (O7YUW)

Probably climate change. I usually just pass through.

You'd think there could be some sort of forest management so this didn't happen every year.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (Sco7b)

141 Maybe if you gave it a rest. Just one, single, day. If it bothers you so much, ignore it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

LOL

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (g47mK)

142 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (2YhKe)

143 Front Toward Enemy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (i51dK)

144 Never mind that the world has never known peace since Mohamed started burning down libraries.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (9Hs2w)
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Yeah! Mohammed did it! It's all his fault.

Posted by: Cain at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (mooCc)

145 Looks like the future of America is Islamist and Marxist.

Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop eating Magic Mushrooms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 08:12 AM (XV/Pl)

146 started slashing himself with a knife. 15 minutes before the platform closed it down.

Anything for clicks and contact engagement.

Social media - the herpes that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:12 AM (9Hs2w)

147 Peet Buttplug has run for President, was the worst Transportation Secretary we've seen in generations and was a reasonably shitty mayor of a town in Indiana. Other than that, he was in the Navy.

What's his net worth?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

148 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
What billionaires are going to be funding al-Sayed? The Dems don't have enough money nationally and while individual candidates like Ossoff and Talarico are getting donations al-Sayed isn't going to get a lot of non anonymous funds. The heavy hitters in the Dem party who are Jewish ain't getting anywhere near him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (KY+FT)

149 "Howdy neighbor. I'm also voting for Norman."

Mrs VIA and I both cast our ballots for Norman yesterday in the first day of early voting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (iMotb)

150 Yesh, let's get a Muslim Brotherhood plant into Senate. These are the same people who think that their gourmet burritos, delivered to their doorstep is a human right.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (g47mK)

151 Good morning JJ and horde
Have to leave the building to get this unsecured website

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (z2NwH)

152 My daughter informed me that some social media influencer named Perez Hilton went on TikTok livestream two nights ago and started slashing himself with a knife. 15 minutes before the platform closed it down. Gruesome… he has major mental issues
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (CUP/i)



What? A dick sucking, hollywood rumor milling, spastic overmedicated mental case had a breakdown?

No way......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:14 AM (2YhKe)

153 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.


Long time, no see.

Hope you and yours are doing well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

154 Vance went on to add, “I think the American people would be shocked to learn — because I was certainly shocked when I learned it a few months ago — that when we send tax dollars to the states to administer the SNAP program, we have no visibility into who is ultimately getting those benefits.

So the solution is for fedguv to tax less, spend MUCH less, and let the states handle that - if they choose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

155 66 While we are talking about doing away with holidays, can we get rid of Labor Day too?
Posted by: fd

Then how will I know when to stop wearing my white bucks?

Posted by: Pat Boone For Swiss America at August 06, 2026 08:15 AM (JM9I6)

156 Remember, Tide Pods are not a horsdevoures.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:04 AM (i51dK)
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Of course not. They're a palate cleanser.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:16 AM (FZ29D)

157 Salty!

Doing well.

Still lurking on the tech thread, but have stuff on our plate that we need to move to the 'Completed' side of the plate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 06, 2026 08:16 AM (iMotb)

158 "CNN: Haley Stevens did well with working-class and African American voters.

Abdul El-Sayed "did very poorly" with those groups and "really just" ran up the score in college towns."

Similar to Crockett/Talarico in Texas.

Prediction: Rogers by 3 in Michigan.

Black voters are the most reliable Dem bloc, and the Dems are kicking them in the dick over and over.

It's going to have repercussions. They won't swing to the right, but they'll stop spending money, time, and energy on Dems and they'll show up in smaller numbers. That will have an outsized impact on election results.

And then, after those results are known, the Dem infighting will REALLY get going because of all the second-guessing.

Just in time for Kamala 2028.

It's going to be glorious.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 08:17 AM (AdHga)

159 Haley Stevens lost to Abdul The al-Qaeda Guy by less than 1%, when he was said to be leading by double digits going into election day.

He won 30 counties. She won 53, including ALL the core Detroit Metro counties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (S1Gwa)

160 I'm off. Got a charter today, and it's going to be 100 deg F with the humidex accounted for. Gonna be miserable today in the big yellow tin can.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)

161 Yeah! Mohammed did it! It's all his fault.

Posted by: Cain


Unlike Mohammed, Cain built a city, had offspring who created an orchestra, mastered agriculture, engaged in metallurgy and built items of iron and bronze, pretty much built civilization within a generation.

What is Mohammed's legacy and contribution to society?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (/TiS1)

162 NYC was putting laundry detergent in locked cases because it was being shoplifted and resold to bodegas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)
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We still live that way.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

163 Black voters are the most reliable Dem bloc, and the Dems are kicking them in the dick over and over.

It's going to have repercussions. They won't swing to the right, but they'll stop spending money, time, and energy on Dems and they'll show up in smaller numbers. That will have an outsized impact on election results.


There are rumblings that they're considering starting their own political party. The Laws Don't Apply To Us and Give Us Money Party.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

164 That's one nice thing I like about being in Sonoma. I get to pick my own fvcking shampoo off the shelf.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

165 In re: Fauci--

I think one of the Senators should have asked if invoking the 5th Amendment meant that he was declining the auto-pen's pardon.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (yX0mH)

166 I think one of the Senators should have asked if invoking the 5th Amendment meant that he was declining the auto-pen's pardon.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (yX0mH)


He'd have replied to that question as he replied to the others.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

167 There are rumblings that they're considering starting their own political party. The Laws Don't Apply To Us and Give Us Money Party.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)
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I thought the Dems already had the lock on those positions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:20 AM (FZ29D)

168 159 Haley Stevens lost to Abdul The al-Qaeda Guy by less than 1%, when he was said to be leading by double digits going into election day.

He won 30 counties. She won 53, including ALL the core Detroit Metro counties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (S1Gwa)

I am wondering 8f the Democratic vote fraud machine didn't help her out, just not enough.

I'm surprised they haven't ramped it out to take out the commies.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (Sco7b)

169 Today Is National IPA DAY (India Pale Ale Beer Day)

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

170 I'm off. Got a charter today, and it's going to be 100 deg F with the humidex accounted for. Gonna be miserable today in the big yellow tin can.

Why am I thinking of Tommy Chong as the busdriver in National Lampoon's "Senior Trip"?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (/TiS1)

171 I thought the Dems already had the lock on those positions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:20 AM (FZ29D)


The Dems have started publicly giving money to other groups also. That ain't gonna fly, homie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

172 Prediction: Rogers by 3 in Michigan.

Black voters are the most reliable Dem bloc, and the Dems are kicking them in the dick over and over.

It's going to have repercussions. They won't swing to the right, but they'll stop spending money, time, and energy on Dems and they'll show up in smaller numbers. That will have an outsized impact on election results.“

Black voters in Texas are pissed because the Dem Party did a bunch of underhanded shit during the primary to make sure the twink won, and Jasmine lost. And they know about it.

And as you say, they’ll never vote Republican; they’ll just drop out and not vote at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (pfrqN)

173 Who did Dearbornastan vote for on Tuesday?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 06, 2026 08:23 AM (iMotb)

174 Lock up the crooks, not the toothpaste. It’s basic, but they can no longer wrap their head around that.

The Bolsheviks, when they nationalized the farms, created a famine that starved millions. In the Ukraine, arguably the finest agricultural land in the world. They did this at the point of a gun. Even a single wheat berry in a laborer’s possession meant a bullet in the back of your head.

Do the government run grocery stores want to operate like that? The whole thing is twilight zone crazy, they have no idea how anything works. I can’t believe we have to point this shit out.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:23 AM (HTb2h)

175 Haley Stevens lost to Abdul The al-Qaeda Guy by less than 1%, when he was said to be leading by double digits going into election day.

He won 30 counties. She won 53, including ALL the core Detroit Metro counties.

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"@DSA_Watch
17h
Hasan Piker calls the 700,000+ Haley Stevens voters and the 51% of Michigan Democrats that did not vote for Abdul El-Sayed "Islamaphobic pieces of shit."

Old and Busted: You are a racist of you don't vote for [insert name of candidate of color]!
New Hotness: "You are Islamophobic if don't vote for a Islamonazis!!"

*Racist cannot be, black voters rejected Globalize jihad candidate

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:24 AM (g47mK)

176 And as you say, they’ll never vote Republican; they’ll just drop out and not vote at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (pfrqN)


The question will be: how many down-ballot races will that affect?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

177 101 100
Posted by: r hennigantx

Juuust a bit outside.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Uecker


Still a strike.
Posted by: Angel Hernandez

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 08:24 AM (rNQnT)

178 So redridinghood that means most beers day then

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 08:25 AM (SFDy3)

179 Pumping billions into the college system worked !!

---your friendsh in Qatar

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:25 AM (g47mK)

180 When a commie-Islamist is persona non grata.
Families of 9/11 Victims Petition to Exclude Mamdani From Participating in 25th Year Memorial Events

Maybe people in nyc are regrettig not voting...

From the Daily Mail:
"New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was met with jeers and profanity when he took the stage at a pro-police celebration in Staten Island before a protester suffered cardiac arrest after attempting to question him.
"The Democratic Socialist Mayor spoke for less than a minute at the National Night Out Against Crime celebration in Midland Beach on Tuesday evening.
"A large crowd composed of some of the more than 3,500 attendees at the 43rd annual police celebration booed and shouted at the mayor to leave, though there was also a smattering of cheers."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 06, 2026 08:25 AM (gHU/A)

181 Common Tater

Forewarned is forearmed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

182 "@DSA_Watch
17h
Hasan Piker calls the 700,000+ Haley Stevens voters and the 51% of Michigan Democrats that did not vote for Abdul El-Sayed "Islamaphobic pieces of shit."

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Oh, the irony of this vile person. He is an unequivocal anti-American piece of sh*t. A very insidious, dangerous menace. Decorum stops me from exposing my thoughts on what should happen to him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 08:27 AM (qBdHI)

183 Haley Stevens lost to Abdul The al-Qaeda Guy by less than 1%, when he was said to be leading by double digits going into election day.

He won 30 counties. She won 53, including ALL the core Detroit Metro counties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (S1Gwa)

It’s good for Mike Rogers. Some Stevens voters will sit it out in November… enough so Rogers wins

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:27 AM (qORvR)

184 Today Is National IPA DAY (India Pale Ale Beer Day)
Posted by: redridinghood

A bitter holiday.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:27 AM (w+2cP)

185 I'm surprised they haven't ramped it out to take out the commies.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (Sco7b)

Why are you surprised?

They ARE commies. They just need to make this look like an organic groundswell. Dem leadership is working hand in glove with the DSA. The Party WANTS this to happen. This was always the goal.

The Party cleared the field for Obama - including fucking over Hillary! - and cleared the field for Hillary - thanks, Bernie! - and cleared the field for Biden.

Think they wouldn't clear the field for Stevens if they wanted to?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 08:27 AM (AdHga)

186 It bears repeating, a “high trust” society isn’t a luxury or just one of those nice things to have. It is a pre-requisite to a functional society, it is impossible otherwise. Nothing will ever pencil out, not even close

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:28 AM (HTb2h)

187 Oh, the irony of this vile person. He is an unequivocal anti-American piece of sh*t. A very insidious, dangerous menace. Decorum stops me from exposing my thoughts on what should happen to him.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 08:27 AM (qBdHI)

DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:28 AM (g47mK)

188 It’s good for Mike Rogers. Some Stevens voters will sit it out in November… enough so Rogers wins
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:27 AM (qORvR)


He should run commercials of the Hasan Piker clip nonstop.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

189 Do the government run grocery stores want to operate like that? The whole thing is twilight zone crazy, they have no idea how anything works. I can’t believe we have to point this shit out.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:23 AM (HTb2h)

The Monster Children who support and make up the DSA have no idea how anything works, but their childish minds want it free and want it now.

I blame their coddling helicopter parents.

Posted by: Lock Them In The Basement at August 06, 2026 08:29 AM (F1rMs)

190 DEPORT!
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:28 AM (g47mK)


He was born in New Jersey. That makes deportation tougher.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

191 Anyone hear about Perez Hilton?

Supposedly had a major psychotic break and filmed himself live on tiktok slicing his ass up supposedly bloody.

I saw it on Facebook. Not 100% sure what I saw exactly. I'm not 100% convinced that's what it was though.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 08:29 AM (rNQnT)

192 In Michigan if AA don't vote that's bad news not only for al-Sayed but for Benson the Dem governor candidate as well. The Republican candidate is John James who's AA, but black Dems wouldn't have voted for him anyway.
Keep opening your mouth Piker, your helping your muzzie buddy real well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:30 AM (KY+FT)

193 61 It's extremely frightening.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

Where are they coming from?
1. Thank President Autopen. It wasn't just spanish-speakers flooding over the the southern border.
2. They reproduce like rabbits.
3. [so many reasons.]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 06, 2026 08:30 AM (gHU/A)

194 Maybe if you gave it a rest. Just one, single, day. If it bothers you so much, ignore it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

I do have sympathy for you, it must be hard remembering whether you have to be for the war against Iran on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and against on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, or if it’s the other way around.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 08:31 AM (pfrqN)

195 Any of you might find it entertaining to vector Grok into our comment threads asking about specific individuals.

I've learned a couple of things about NR Pax that I didn't know earlier, most of which are unimportant.

My name has remained constant for a couple of decades here; my hash has changed due to both changing internet providers as well as my current internet provider changing my external IP address as it sees fit (with StarLink, only the IPV6 address is useful for external access and THAT changes at random intervals).

NR Pax, are you sure your house ain't made of glass? I work in CONUS so I don't comment much during CONUS hours.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 08:31 AM (83MDL)

196 Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 06, 2026 08:25 AM (gHU/A)
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The video was enjoyable. The crowd kinda chased him a bit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

197
Anyone hear about Perez Hilton?

Supposedly had a major psychotic break and filmed himself live on tiktok slicing his ass up supposedly bloody.


A self-dramatizing gay? Can such things be?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:32 AM (O0L8i)

198 Cue “Ebola Gay” by Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 06, 2026 08:32 AM (4g5V+)

199 Keep opening your mouth Piker, your helping your muzzie buddy real well

==

I think we are ready for an avalanche of "MAh IslaMopHobiA!11!" We survived years of "Mah RaCisM11!!"

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:32 AM (g47mK)

200 Cue Rush, “Manhattan Profect”

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 06, 2026 08:33 AM (4g5V+)

201 Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 08:31 AM (83MDL)


Stop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

202 Who did Dearbornastan vote for on Tuesday?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 06, 2026 08:23 AM (iMotb)
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Interesting question. Dearborn is in Wayne County and Stevens won it by 6 points. But al-Qaeda Guy won Dearborn itself by almost 12,000 votes. Since his statewide margin was only 15,000 votes, you can say Dearborn (and muslim dominated Hamtramck) won it for him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:33 AM (mooCc)

203 Grumpy,

If you go to Amazon's Books or Kindle Books store and use the More button along the top menu, the link there for content and devices still has the old options.

At least until they get around to enshittifying that one too.

Agree that the new setup from the accounts and lists meniu looks like a massive pile of enshittified bovine digestive waste.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 06, 2026 08:33 AM (q3u5l)

204 Maybe if you gave it a rest. Just one, single, day. If it bothers you so much, ignore it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

I do have sympathy for you, it must be hard remembering whether you have to be for the war against Iran on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and against on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, or if it’s the other way around.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 08:31 AM (pfrqN)


I am in favor in removing the regime in Iran, seven days a week. If they are not removed, I shall be disappointed but I'll live. I don't concern myself with the day-to-day happenings of the conflict. Honestly, for the most part I wouldn't even notice it but for the roundtable of retired flag officers here who opine constantly that Trump, et al, are doing it wrong.

So it's easy for me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

205 "And as you say, they’ll never vote Republican; they’ll just drop out and not vote at all."

Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

When only about half the people vote, it's the X factor in our elections. When a reliable Black voter no longer turns out, in effect it's like getting half a vote for our side.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 08:34 AM (dtajH)

206 Oh, the irony of this vile person. He is an unequivocal anti-American piece of sh*t. A very insidious, dangerous menace. Decorum stops me from exposing my thoughts on what should happen to him.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Dressed in a pig skin suit and hit with a flamethrower.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:34 AM (ex18v)

207 Hasan Piker calls the 700,000+ Haley Stevens voters and the 51% of Michigan Democrats that did not vote for Abdul El-Sayed "Islamaphobic pieces of shit."



Piss on that goatfucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 08:34 AM (rNQnT)

208 >>New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was met with jeers and profanity when he took the stage at a pro-police celebration in Staten Island before a protester suffered cardiac arrest after attempting to question him.

And yet he will be re-elected easily.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 08:35 AM (XV/Pl)

209 Keep opening your mouth Piker, your helping your muzzie buddy real well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:30 AM (KY+FT)

That idiot will never realize that, he being a nepo baby, the commies specifically target people like HIM.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 06, 2026 08:35 AM (4g5V+)

210 So, with Michigan, chalk up a +1 for Republicans in the Senate.

The Left is doing so many things to blatantly piss off the rest of us that it should drive our Turnout to heights never before seen in a mid-term. We have the numbers, we just need to Turnout. Let us pray ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 08:36 AM (dtajH)

211 That POS in Michigan is going to "win". Know the op when you see it. I will be thrilled if I'm wrong. It happens occasionally. This one I am pretty certain about.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:37 AM (29deB)

212 That idiot will never realize that, he being a nepo baby, the commies specifically target people like HIM.


==

er....a card carrying Islamic Brother does not need to be targeted, he is formed already

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:38 AM (g47mK)

213 I love that the DSA is embracing Piker. He will turn off so much of the Democrat base, it's fantastic. R's and I's hate him already, but the more they put him out and people hear the shit he sharts from his mouth, he will be the downfall of the DSA.

He will be shunned in the near future. He's cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:38 AM (2YhKe)

214 That idiot will never realize that, he being a nepo baby, the commies specifically target people like HIM.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 06, 2026 08:35 AM (4g5V+)

They always fantasize about being the ones putting people up against the wall, they never consider being on the receiving end. If only Comrade Stalin knew

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:39 AM (29deB)

215 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
What billionaires are going to be funding al-Sayed? The Dems don't have enough money nationally and while individual candidates like Ossoff and Talarico are getting donations al-Sayed isn't going to get a lot of non anonymous funds. The heavy hitters in the Dem party who are Jewish ain't getting anywhere near him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (KY+FT)

Money isn't the big factor it used to be. The internet pretty much broke that element of a campaign down to a much lower size. Now it's a social media thing.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 06, 2026 08:40 AM (g8Ew8)

216 When only about half the people vote, it's the X factor in our elections. When a reliable Black voter no longer turns out, in effect it's like getting half a vote for our side.

You do realize that "black voter" has nothing to do with voters, it has everything to do with ballots cast.

A "black voter" at home drunk on Colt 45 and Mad Dog 20/20 still casts a ballot even while passed out face down in vomit.

The miracle of ballot harvesting, mail-in ballots, bloated voted rolls and other forms of fraud.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:40 AM (NzX/y)

217 Ignoramus

In the just concluded Kansas primary, in my county 45% of the registered Democrats voted.

Lass than 35% of the registered Republicans voted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

218 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

219 So are muslim Congresscritters supporting Democrats' efforts to trans or abort children? How about public schools for their children? Or the death penalty for criminals? Or Pride related crap?

Im serious...how much of the Democrats platform do the muzzies support and how much pushback do Democrats do to their own muzzie Congresscritters?

Im not looking to the presstitutes to provide this information or even the RNC to shine light on this.

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 08:42 AM (Wt1Rs)

220 The Truth about Covid is like a virus that's escaped. Once out, its spread will be hard to contain despite Media desperately ignoring it.

Aaron Rodgers is acting as a super-spreader, on ESPN of all places.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 08:42 AM (dtajH)

221 One of the interesting points in the Iran war is that the US is not invading and only marginally interested in regime change

The US wins if Iran stops supporting terrorist groups, blocking the straight (for whatever level that means), and working on nukes.

Iran wins if the US does not achieve these goals.

But based on the way Trump is fighting the war - small investments of US treasure and even smaller investments of US lives, Iran has only one path to winning, getting Democrats elected in the US.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)

222 I fully expect him to be used to show the "power" of the DSA.

"I guess we can't ignore them", will say the people who worked and even cheated to put them in power.

Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:42 AM (29deB)

223 88 It’s good for Mike Rogers. Some Stevens voters will sit it out in November… enough so Rogers wins
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:27 AM (qORvR)

He should run commercials of the Hasan Piker clip nonstop.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)
*******
Well, there is this -
https://tinyurl.com/5epfkbsk

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

224 So are muslim Congresscritters supporting Democrats' efforts to trans or abort children? How about public schools for their children? Or the death penalty for criminals? Or Pride related crap?

They are fine with Democrats transing Christian or Jewish kids.

If you want to make this a real wedge issue for them you have to get this stuff being done to Muslim kids

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

225 HEADLINE:

Colorado tied for most salmonella cases in nationwide outbreak

Woo hoo! We're Number Two!!

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 08:44 AM (I0N4X)

226 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at August 06, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

227 In the just concluded Kansas primary, in my county 45% of the registered Democrats voted.

Lass than 35% of the registered Republicans voted.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

As the wise man once said, "The future belongs to those who shows up." Probably.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 08:44 AM (wVcYX)

228 Zzzzzz....

Posted by: NRC at August 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ex18v)

229 "Less than 35% of the registered Republicans voted."

'We have met the enemy and he is us.'

If we don't show up to vote, then it's our fault, no?

That's how Mamdami won NYC.



Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 08:44 AM (dtajH)

230 You do realize that "black voter" has nothing to do with voters, it has everything to do with ballots cast.

A "black voter" at home drunk on Colt 45 and Mad Dog 20/20 still casts a ballot even while passed out face down in vomit.

The miracle of ballot harvesting, mail-in ballots, bloated voted rolls and other forms of fraud.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:40 AM (NzX/y)

Stevens consistently lead black, blue color voters. That is the point being made. Jihadis consistently capture "college towns" and college and Gen Z layabouts who want everything for free. Because real world is hard, and designer burritos is a human right that should be subsidized by the government.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:45 AM (g47mK)

231 *blue collar ! not blue color... lol

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:45 AM (g47mK)

232 He should run commercials of the Hasan Piker clip nonstop.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)
*******
Well, there is this -
https://tinyurl.com/5epfkbsk
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

Ads that run near the 25th anniversary of 9/11 should hit particularly well.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 08:46 AM (lCppi)

233 @219 , the Dems will support the muzzies right up to the point where the muzzies are beating them to death. Only then will the Dems will have the Colonel Nicholson realization "my God what have I done"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:47 AM (KY+FT)

234 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 08:47 AM (X8xt3)

235 "Less than 35% of the registered Republicans voted."

That was for a primary, yes?

Let's hope it's different in the general.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 08:47 AM (dtajH)

236 219 , the Dems will support the muzzies right up to the point where the muzzies are beating them to death. Only then will the Dems will have the Colonel Nicholson realization "my God what have I done"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

They're not terribly bright.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:48 AM (ex18v)

237 The miracle of ballot harvesting, mail-in ballots, bloated voted rolls and other forms of fraud.

The FNM tells us that for example the drug zombies in Kensington Philly are committed voters. But they only ever vote D, obviously never R, but they also don't vote for the green, libertarian, or even free drug parties.

Amazing how that works.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

238 "Less than 35% of the registered Republicans voted."

That was for a primary, yes?

Let's hope it's different in the general.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 08:47 AM (dtajH)



"The Republican candidate doesn't light my fire high enough. I'm just going to stay home."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:49 AM (2YhKe)

239 > Anyone hear about Perez Hilton?

Supposedly had a major psychotic break and filmed himself live on tiktok slicing his ass up supposedly bloody.
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According to my wife, TikTok let it go on, live, for about 30 minutes too, before the authorities stepped in and the video was taken off line.

Sick fuckers all round.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 08:49 AM (2Cry5)

240 Ads that run near the 25th anniversary of 9/11 should hit particularly well.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 08:46 AM (lCppi)

You have to understand how leftards think. Leftists already know how leftards think, otherwise they wouldn't be leftards.

That's why "you ain't black" works. That's why calling them Islamophobes will by and large work. They don't want to be Islamophobes. They don't want to be oreos. They don't want to be like a Republican. They don't want to be shunned.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:49 AM (29deB)

241 Perez Hilton has led a trite and meaningless life, and is a very bad person.

Posted by: Da Judge at August 06, 2026 08:49 AM (3whBp)

242 August is a little early to be black pilling. Let's wait till October.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:50 AM (g47mK)

243 Colorado tied for most salmonella cases in nationwide outbreak

Woo hoo! We're Number Two!!
Posted by: muldoon

Please, Muldoon, don't start this again.

Posted by: Sal Monella at August 06, 2026 08:50 AM (JM9I6)

244 >>Michigan imam Hassan Qazwini forcefully urged his congregants to turn out in force for Abdul El-Sayed on Tuesday. . .
Qazwini has a long history of inflammatory and antisemitic rhetoric. In 2020, Sanders's presidential campaign denounced what it called Qazwini's "antisemitic conspiracy theories" and "toxic" comments after Qazwini claimed that Israel funds ISIS and that the terrorist group was "playing the role of the arm of the Zionist in the Muslim world." And Qazwini has described Sanders as an honorable man, "even though he is a Jew."

In 2024, Qazwini labeled lawmakers who supported the Antisemitism Awareness Act "stooges of Israel" and said they should be "indicted and convicted of treason."

And Qazwini has publicly praised Iran and Hezbollah, the Iran-backed terrorist group in Lebanon. In a June 26 sermon, he said Iran had "stood firm" and "humiliated the most powerful man on earth." During a March 24 sermon, he prayed for Allah to "grant victory to our brothers in Iran" and "inflict defeat upon Your Zionist enemies," according to an English translation.


Why is this man in our country?
Denaturalize and deport already.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 08:50 AM (X8xt3)

245 210 So, with Michigan, chalk up a +1 for Republicans in the Senate.

The Left is doing so many things to blatantly piss off the rest of us that it should drive our Turnout to heights never before seen in a mid-term. We have the numbers, we just need to Turnout. Let us pray ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 08:36 AM (dtajH)


You forget that Whitmer and Jocelyn Benson run the election and vote counting process in Michigan


No way Rogers can win it, sadly

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2026 08:50 AM (x0n13)

246 Perez Hilton has led a trite and meaningless life, and is a very bad person.
Posted by: Da Judge at August 06, 2026 08:49 AM (3whBp)



Not mentioning cashing in on the Paris Hilton whore fame.......what a model to pattern your existence off of.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:51 AM (2YhKe)

247 Anyone hear about Perez Hilton?

Supposedly had a major psychotic break and filmed himself live on tiktok slicing his ass up supposedly bloody.

A self-dramatizing gay? Can such things be?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:32 AM (O0L8i)

I didn't see the cutting but wow. He's now hospitalized and looks to be in rough shape. He lost so much weight in the last few years- its a little shocking, and even more shocking, apparently he has a kid?!?

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 08:51 AM (lCppi)

248 >>Colorado tied for most salmonella cases in nationwide outbreak
Woo hoo! We're Number Two!!




Here's hoping we can mudslide into first!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 08:51 AM (X8xt3)

249 “Typical African songs and dances filled the cathedral.”

7 stanzas of kill the Boers is a little troubling.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)

250

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

251 These people have been planted to run in places they know the establishment can grease them in while out holding their hands up and tut tutting. That's the whole point.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:52 AM (29deB)

252 I never vote FOR a republican.

I only vote against any democrat.

It's sad but what choice do I have.

Posted by: Never Vote democrat at August 06, 2026 08:52 AM (F1rMs)

253 >>Supposedly had a major psychotic break and filmed himself live on tiktok slicing his ass up supposedly bloody.



I've seen it described as demonic and horrifying.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 08:53 AM (X8xt3)

254 The people on X are already screaming "Islamaphobic chud" at anyone who points out that al-Sayed is an anti American jihadist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:53 AM (KY+FT)

255 Senate has enough spies and foreign agents littering its halls, one thing missing is an anointed Islamonazi spy. Can you imagine Abdul on the Intelligence Committee ??

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:54 AM (g47mK)

256 Did Perez at least get a good flounce?

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 06, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

257 Political candidates should start experimenting with ads that feature pronounced hooterage. I think they would be a benefit to almost any candidacy. They’d be more enjoyable than current ads…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:55 AM (CUP/i)

258 If Fauci gets referred to the DOJ for contempt, they'd have to bring the charges in DC since it was the location of the committee hearing where the contempt occurred. So we all know how this ends.

Which is also why I kept banging on holding the hearing at some deep red location. Hearings have regularly been held outside DC. There's nothing preventing it.

If Fauci had been facing a contempt charge in the federal court division seated in Pikeville KY, I don't think he would have taken the 5th.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 08:55 AM (XvL8K)

259 The people on X are already screaming "Islamaphobic chud" at anyone who points out that al-Sayed is an anti American jihadist

====

predictable bot infestation

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)

260 Am I the only one who doesn't know Perez Hilton is?

Posted by: dantesed at August 06, 2026 08:55 AM (Oy/m2)

261 I never vote FOR a republican.

I only vote against any democrat.

It's sad but what choice do I have.
Posted by: Never Vote democrat at August 06, 2026 08:52 AM (F1rMs)



Sadly, mostly this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:55 AM (2YhKe)

262 Those aren't people on X. They're bots.

Posted by: In case you didn't know at August 06, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

263 Which is also why I kept banging on holding the hearing at some deep red location. Hearings have regularly been held outside DC. There's nothing preventing it.


Where was that cruise ship based out of?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

264 . Can you imagine Abdul on the Intelligence Committee ??

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:54 AM (g47mK)

We don't have to. Democrats have been on that committee for years.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:56 AM (29deB)

265 Am I the only one who doesn't know Perez Hilton is?
Posted by: dantesed

You're better off

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:56 AM (ex18v)

266 Am I the only one who doesn't know Perez Hilton is?
Posted by: dantesed at August 06, 2026 08:55 AM (Oy/m2)



The ONLY reason I know is I used to manage the internet proxy for a company I worked for and there were a bunch wasting bandwidth on his website.

Blocked. Glorified TMZ trash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

267 >>The people on X are already screaming "Islamaphobic chud" at anyone who points out that al-Sayed is an anti American jihadist


As with the race card, that charge exceeds its limit.
Card declined.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3)

268 I never vote FOR a republican.

I only vote against any democrat.

It's sad but what choice do I have.
Posted by: Never Vote democrat at August 06, 2026 08:52 AM (

A strange game... the only winning move is not to play.

Posted by: WOPR at August 06, 2026 08:56 AM (3whBp)

269 > You forget that Whitmer and Jocelyn Benson run the election and vote counting process in Michigan
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I think the Michigan state judiciary has the final say. Since they're aligned with the left (Whitmer, Benson and the left in general) Rogers hasn't a fair chance anyway.

People forget elections are being decided more and more by a judge, not by "votes." Votes can be tossed. Or added. By said judge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 08:58 AM (2Cry5)

270 The people on X are already screaming "Islamaphobic chud" at anyone who points out that al-Sayed is an anti American jihadist
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:53 AM (KY+FT)

My pet peeve is the left's habit of attaching "phobia" to every policy or act we disagree with. I'm not irrationally scared of Muslims but I disagree fundamentally with their beliefs and mission, especially the part them about killing all Christians and Jews. That's perfectly rational.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 08:58 AM (lCppi)

271 >>Am I the only one who doesn't know Perez Hilton is?


He had a toxic celebrity gossip site in the 2000's and took mean-girling to a whole new level.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 08:58 AM (X8xt3)

272 Flock camera. White County, Georgia.
Gun Commanders store & parking lot. And yeah, from the picture, it's pointed right at the gun store & parking lot.


White County, Georgia.

The Flock camera is pointed right at the parking lot of the gun shop.

Now there could be 5 people a day scanned by this or 5000 people a day, the end result is the same - the hoovering up of the PII of gun owners and the creation of a firearms registry, which would be illegal. Not to mention immoral.

There’s other instances of this around the country - this is just one example.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 08:58 AM (rNQnT)

273 The people on X are already screaming "Islamaphobic chud" at anyone who points out that al-Sayed is an anti American jihadist



A badge I'd wear with pride. I don't fear islham. I loath it. I despise it. I find it evil, demonic and a detriment to the American way of life.

But I'm not scared of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:59 AM (2YhKe)

274 They want you to fear Islam.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 09:00 AM (RIvkX)

275 I think the Michigan state judiciary has the final say. Since they're aligned with the left (Whitmer, Benson and the left in general) Rogers hasn't a fair chance anyway.

People forget elections are being decided more and more by a judge, not by "votes." Votes can be tossed. Or added. By said judge.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 08:58 AM (2Cry5)

I thought Harmeet Dhillon activity in MI allowed Trump to legitimately win there in 24. Wouldn’t that still apply to block cheating this election?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 09:00 AM (cq1gA)

276 >A badge I'd wear with pride. I don't fear islham. I loath it. I despise it. I find it evil, demonic and a detriment to the American way of life.

But I'm not scared of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:59 AM (2YhKe)

Everything I need to know about the 'religion of peace' I learned when a bunch of filthy seventh-century death cult members killed over 3000 Americans on 9/11.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 09:01 AM (GTqXr)

277 G'day, JJ and morning hordelings. Happy Big Badda Boom day.

Minimal bemoaning this morning in the Report. Not exactly sure what Mayor Pete is doing in the illustration, but it's better than that bondage gal body JJ uses too often.

Going to grab a cuppa and dive into the headlines. Another warm and sunny day here in the Ozark corner of the Land of the Red Man. Whoop!

Posted by: mindful webworker - cockeyed optimist at August 06, 2026 09:01 AM (62m/B)

278 phobia is an irrational fear...just saying

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 09:01 AM (g47mK)

279 >274 They want you to fear Islam.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 09:00 AM (RIvkX)


Eff them, and the goats they rode in on.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 09:02 AM (GTqXr)

280
Everything I need to know about the 'religion of peace' I learned when a bunch of filthy seventh-century death cult members killed over 3000 Americans on 9/11.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 09:01 AM (GTqXr)



This is what they want and who they are. They are evil. They are barbaric. They only exist to destroy you and your way of life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 09:02 AM (2YhKe)

281 FWIW betting markets have Abdul el Hamas around 60% to win right now.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 06, 2026 09:02 AM (6y12g)

282 Anyone hear about Perez Hilton?
Supposedly had a major psychotic break and filmed himself live on tiktok slicing his ass up supposedly bloody.

Hopefully other sodomites like him will do copycat stuff and exit stage left.

Good Riddance.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at August 06, 2026 09:02 AM (F1rMs)

283 For all of the money Fauci earned, he still had red carpet on his stairs. Why? I guess the same reason he was wearing a tshirt and dress slacks. Maybe they were khakis. Either way, not good.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (2UJ+q)

284 The people on X are already screaming "Islamaphobic chud" at anyone who points out that al-Sayed is an anti American jihadist
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:53 AM (KY+FT)

Tell them all to go ***k themselves. THAT'S how you break them. Never apologize. Never back down.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (hmYU4)

285 What's the deal with women wearing fake nails that look like they've stuck bugles on their fingers?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

286 The Babylon bee and "Islamophobia" !

https://tinyurl.com/3vtdsxxk

"Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time"



Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (g47mK)

287 Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
El-Sayed: I can't wait to sit across RFK Jr. And actually grill him. Dude uses big words he does not understand. And I happen to go to medical school, so I kind of understand them. I'm a guy with a doctorate in medicine and in public health.

https://tinyurl.com/3uwm2kc9

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

288 You get your purest form of democracy in the gulag

Posted by: The Ballots at August 06, 2026 09:06 AM (LOZbR)

289 Today Is National IPA DAY (India Pale Ale Beer Day)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

I Pee All Day works too...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 06, 2026 09:06 AM (nbLIj)

290 > People forget elections are being decided more and more by a judge, not by "votes." Votes can be tossed. Or added. By said judge.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 08:58 AM (2Cry5)

I thought Harmeet Dhillon activity in MI allowed Trump to legitimately win there in 24. Wouldn’t that still apply to block cheating this election?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 09:00 AM (cq1gA)
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I've no idea if the DOJ could, or would get involved if foul play was suspected. Even after a MI judge ruled one way or the other. It's not a presidential election anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 09:07 AM (2Cry5)

291 El-Sayed: I can't wait to sit across RFK Jr. And actually grill him. Dude uses big words he does not understand. And I happen to go to medical school, so I kind of understand them. I'm a guy with a doctorate in medicine and in public health.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

I'm old enough to remember a few weeks ago when he was referring to himself as a practicing physician, so it's interesting to see him parsing his words here.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:07 AM (AdHga)

292 285 What's the deal with women wearing fake nails that look like they've stuck bugles on their fingers?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Won't last a day when wielding a #2 shovel.

Posted by: Dignity Canal Proponent at August 06, 2026 09:07 AM (JM9I6)

293 El-Sayed: I can't wait to sit across RFK Jr. And actually grill him. Dude uses big words he does not understand. And I happen to go to medical school, so I kind of understand them. I'm a guy with a doctorate in medicine and in public health.

Someone should ask him, as a medical expert, why selling the goat you just fucked to another village is safe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 09:08 AM (ExV1e)

294 >El-Sayed: I can't wait to sit across RFK Jr. And actually grill him. Dude uses big words he does not understand. And I happen to go to medical school, so I kind of understand them. I'm a guy with a doctorate in medicine and in public health.

https://tinyurl.com/3uwm2kc9

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

Just what we need, another inbred midwit. Pretty soon Congress will look like Parliament.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 09:08 AM (GTqXr)

295 Bishop of Cueta : migrants are agents of hope that widen our hearts .

Sumpin' else gonna get widened, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 09:08 AM (ex18v)

296 JFK jr.'s father was murdered by a balestenian terrorist. I am sure he knows what Abdul is.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 09:08 AM (g47mK)

297 For all of the money Fauci earned, he still had red carpet on his stairs. Why? I guess the same reason he was wearing a tshirt and dress slacks. Maybe they were khakis. Either way, not good.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (2UJ+q)


What's worse? T shirt and dress slacks or sneakers with a suit and tie. The sneakers and suit thing must be a rule for TV sports guys. It looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (S0M0K)

298 Colorado tied for most salmonella cases in nationwide outbreak

Because the state's full of

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (88C+u)

299 271 >>Am I the only one who doesn't know Perez Hilton is?


He had a toxic celebrity gossip site in the 2000's and took mean-girling to a whole new level.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 08:58 AM (X8xt3

And then he found God and was trying to change his entire life, to include no longer participating in gay sex. I wouldn’t watch the video, that kind of voyeurism is just ugly to me, personally. Watching a person have a psychotic break isn’t entertaining.

I pray for his recovery, and I pray he continues to lean on God now more than ever.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (2UJ+q)

300 "The Left is doing so many things to blatantly piss off the rest of us that it should drive our Turnout to heights never before seen in a mid-term. We have the numbers, we just need to Turnout. Let us pray ..."
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 08:36 AM (dtajH)

I'm praying with you. But I think huge chunks of the electorate (particularly under 40) are now so fat, ignorant, lazy, ungrateful and unimaginative that they just assume "America" as they've vaguely experienced it must somehow go on forever, without Americans reiterating the hard work and social cohesion that brought us America as we know it.
So they vote on the basis of "which political brand makes me feel better about myself?" as opposed to any reflection of consequence.

Throw in a plurality of Third World voters and you get to an electoral majority pretty reliably.

Posted by: Zek at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (5FPX4)

301 Hey, remember Dr. Mohammed al-Zawahiri ??

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (g47mK)

302 A strange game... the only winning move is not to play.
Posted by: WOPR at August 06, 2026 08:56 AM (3whBp)
******
If you don't play you Will lose the Republic and the Communists will win.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

303
My 48 hour reaction to Al-El Sayad here is that, per usual, the islamists are overplaying their hand, and that the Benson cheat makes the November election a mere formality is wrong.

No. This will be a 2024 crawl over glass turnout.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 09:11 AM (Y8DZL)

304 I can't wait to hear El-Sayed ultra-nuanced positions on gays and trannies that should be fun.

Would you prefer them thrown off of tall buildings or don't you care how they die?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:11 AM (Sco7b)

305 that was RFK jr. not JFK...

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 09:11 AM (g47mK)

306 My pet peeve is the left's habit of attaching "phobia" to every policy or act we disagree with.

**********

I had to stop watching "Friends" because I developed a Phoebephobia

Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 09:12 AM (I0N4X)

307 Piper — You choosing to comment on Fauci’s fashion choices is right on brand for you! 😁

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 09:12 AM (d9SZG)

308 can't wait to hear El-Sayed ultra-nuanced positions on gays and trannies that should be fun.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:11 AM (Sco7b)

We think he’s just dreamy.
- Queers for Palestine

Posted by: Before You Go at August 06, 2026 09:12 AM (6y12g)

309 My pet peeve is the left's habit of attaching "phobia" to every policy or act we disagree with.

Would you say that you're Phobiaphobic?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)

310 I can't wait to sit across RFK Jr. And actually grill him. Dude uses big words he does not understand. And I happen to go to medical school, so I kind of understand them. I'm a guy with a doctorate in medicine and in public health.

Someone should have asked if then if he would have also grilled Fauci, skipped the hearings, or have given Fauci a hummer like the other Dems.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (sKqQm)

311 I'm old enough to remember a few weeks ago when he was referring to himself as a practicing physician, so it's interesting to see him parsing his words here.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:07 AM (AdHga)

Oh- I was wondering about that. So he actually went to medical school, but only got a PhD, not an MD? Bizarre.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (lCppi)

312 What's fascinating about the DSA op (being run by the DNC) is how conveniently it erases every old argument - won by Trump, mind you, where he gave Republicans a TON of high ground - from the last 12 to 20 or more years.

Trump has spent the best part of a decade showing the electorate exactly what and who the Democrat Party is and what they've done. And now like magic they are being "run out" by a fresh new set of people who are more "honest" about what they are fighting for and how they plan to do it.

Highly convenient, non

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (29deB)

313 I can't wait to hear El-Sayed ultra-nuanced positions on gays and trannies that should be fun.

Would you prefer them thrown off of tall buildings or don't you care how they die?

==

he won't let his jihadi freak flag fly on that issue - too many champaign socialists who voted for him are in that segment, and what he says in arabic to his Shura friends is never going to be known

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (g47mK)

314 If you don't play you Will lose the Republic and the Communists will win.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (NpAcC)


At some point it might be wise to concede the game and let a new game start. The Communists won't like the tactics of the new game.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (S0M0K)

315
A strange game... the only winning move is not to play.
Posted by: WOPR at August 06, 2026 08:56 AM (3whBp)
******
If you don't play you Will lose the Republic and the Communists will win.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (NpAcC)


Yeah, THIS^^^^

If you aren't willing to take care of your own garden,

then don't complain when it's taken over by weeds, rats, and roaches.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (iJfKG)

316 The sneakers and suit thing must be a rule for TV sports guys. It looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (S0M0K)

A lot of middle-aged people in the Pentagon sport this look. I assume it's because of all the walking with old knees and backs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:14 AM (AdHga)

317 I had to stop watching "Friends" because I developed a Phoebephobia
Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 09:12 AM (I0N4X)

What about Smelly Cat??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 09:14 AM (d9SZG)

318 He's not a real doctor like me.

Posted by: DOCTOR JILL at August 06, 2026 09:14 AM (29deB)

319 So he’s a “doctor” like Doctor Jill? Lol

Posted by: Before You Go at August 06, 2026 09:14 AM (6y12g)

320 It's not a religion. It's a cult.

Posted by: The cult of death at August 06, 2026 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)

321 Oh- I was wondering about that. So he actually went to medical school, but only got a PhD, not an MD? Bizarre.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (lCppi)


On his exams, they would give him a list of symptoms or conditions and ask what will happen to the patient and his answer was always, "It shall be as Allah wills it."

Uncharacteristically, the medical board decided that licensing him would be ill advised.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)

322 What's worse? T shirt and dress slacks or sneakers with a suit and tie. The sneakers and suit thing must be a rule for TV sports guys. It looks ridiculous.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (S0M0K)

Both bad. But when I had to spend my 2 years of imprisonment in NJ (sorry NJ peeps), I was stunned at the homes that were not updated. Like ever. It was crazy to me. And not like cool mid mod time capsules, either. We immediately redid the kitchen in the house we ended up buying because eeek.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:15 AM (2UJ+q)

323 It's not a religion. It's a cult.

Posted by: The cult of death at August 06, 2026 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)



This. Every inch of this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 09:16 AM (2YhKe)

324 The sneakers and suit thing must be a rule for TV sports guys. It looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:10 AM (S0M0K)

A lot of middle-aged people in the Pentagon sport this look. I assume it's because of all the walking with old knees and backs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:14 AM (AdHga)


Are Rockport shoes not a thing anymore?

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:16 AM (S0M0K)

325 How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Joey Tribbiani at August 06, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

326 Oh- I was wondering about that. So he actually went to medical school, but only got a PhD, not an MD? Bizarre.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (lCppi)

He actually did get an MD from Columbia, but has declined (was unable?) to become licensed in any state. He's never treated patients, never done a residency, et al. He's done nothing but government.

He got called out for referring to himself as a physician and has since adjusted his language.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:17 AM (AdHga)

327 Running shoes with a suit is the most retarded thing ever. But it’s also popular these days.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 06, 2026 09:17 AM (6y12g)

328 Both bad. But when I had to spend my 2 years of imprisonment in NJ (sorry NJ peeps), I was stunned at the homes that were not updated. Like ever. It was crazy to me. And not like cool mid mod time capsules, either. We immediately redid the kitchen in the house we ended up buying because eeek.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:15 AM (2UJ+q)


My home has never been updated. My wife has wanted to renovate for the longest time but she can't make up her mind what she wants. No doubt that's saved me tens of thousands of dollars over the years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)

329 At some point it might be wise to concede the game and let a new game start. The Communists won't like the tactics of the new game.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:13 AM (S0M0K)

Republicans refused to play the old game. They wanted Queensbury rules then. I can't see them being remotely up for what is coming. A million Trumps trained and following in his footsteps properly, yes, but the GOP? They will be steamrolled and enjoy it.

And the sick thing about it is it's the same old DNC backed power brokers fielding a new cast of characters. And most here will STILL believe there was some kind of "takeover". But that is the power of a psy op.

I can see the GOP ads now: Stop these commies (yeah we SAID it) before they build more camps or fill any more mass Graves. Donate today!

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 09:19 AM (29deB)

330 "On his exams, they would give him a list of symptoms or conditions..."

Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Gonorrhea! at August 06, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

331 Rand Paul is an actual doctor like went to medical school and practiced medicine for many years, doctor. I’ve never once heard anyone in the media refer to him as Dr. Paul.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 06, 2026 09:19 AM (6y12g)

332 Catching up a little until its Art time and won't be able to log back in

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 09:19 AM (SFDy3)

333 >>FWIW betting markets have Abdul el Hamas around 60% to win right now.


"markets"

polling?

They've stolen the Senate from Rogers before, so it can't be close.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 09:19 AM (X8xt3)

334 a record seven Muslim members

Hey, I just noticed a funny thing - they're all (D).

For some reason, I'm recalling that pic of all the first black congressmen. All (R).

Posted by: mindful webworker - kickemout allllout at August 06, 2026 09:20 AM (62m/B)

335 Sayed has an MD from Columbia. He never tried to get a license to practice, he went into public health. He was a Rhodes Scholar.... Racist!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 09:20 AM (KY+FT)

336 Islamists infiltrating the West love their little pet degrees, every stinking jihadi is a "Doctor" of some sort

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 09:20 AM (g47mK)

337 I dress for comfort nowadays. I got tired of trying to impress people a long time ago.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 06, 2026 09:20 AM (g8Ew8)

338 Good Morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

So much is the Governors' & AWFL's fault here in PA. (And they're all so very well heeled!) But if I must live even briefly under communism, I hope it's long enough for them to come to deeply understand the differences between tyranny vs reformation, and that unchecked hostility increases the risk of societal fracture & political violence.

But, a brief break to more pleasant & interesting thoughts and articles of today.

I had come down to believing we're rather stuck without our friends, the Israelis, in a continual active role. VDH's article does put the Iranian situation in a better perspective.

And, also from above, "thank goodness for the A-Bomb that ended World War Two 81 years ago today. Nod of thanks to an uncle who worked as a tool and die maker for Enrico Fermi!"

That's amazing, and a great history lesson. Thanks, again.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 09:21 AM (NFX2v)

339 327 Running shoes with a suit is the most retarded thing ever. But it’s also popular these days.
Posted by: Before You Go

Cool kids have Crocs and Vespas.

Posted by: And Messenger Bags at August 06, 2026 09:21 AM (JM9I6)

340 Accosted by the popup thing with every refresh. "The Ultra-soft summer shorts loved by thousands of men" remind me of OP shorts from the 80s.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:21 AM (S0M0K)

341 Are Rockport shoes not a thing anymore?

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:16 AM (S0M0K)

I see these in the 60+ crowd, but the 'our age' crowd seem less wedded to tradition. Por ejemplo, my bosses boss is a ridiculously high-ranking member of the military who was confirmed by the Senate. One person in my shop wears a suit to work every day and it isn't my boss. Super casual, which is comfortable, but the days of 'you wear a suit to work in a high-end white collar job' are ending.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:22 AM (AdHga)

342 328 My home has never been updated. My wife has wanted to renovate for the longest time but she can't make up her mind what she wants. No doubt that's saved me tens of thousands of dollars over the years.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e

And then there is me. I must be such a pain to live with. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:22 AM (2UJ+q)

343 Posted by: And Messenger Bags at August 06, 2026 09:21 AM

It's a murse!!

Posted by: Stomps foot at August 06, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

344 >> I'm a guy with a doctorate in medicine and in public health.


Chelsea Clinton has a Master of Public Health from Columbia University and she's incoherent.

In 2026, degrees =/= expertise.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

345 I dress for comfort nowadays. I got tired of trying to impress people a long time ago.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 06, 2026 09:20 AM (g8Ew


Wise choice. Once upon a time, this was considered proper attire.

https://tinyurl.com/29j85vjm

Safe for work

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

346 340 Accosted by the popup thing with every refresh. "The Ultra-soft summer shorts loved by thousands of men" remind me of OP shorts from the 80s.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 09:21 AM (S0M0K)

Oh dear heavens.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:24 AM (2UJ+q)

347 > It's not a religion. It's a cult.
----------
It's also an ideology. One that dovetails nicely with the left's ideology as a whole. The adherents are very passionate about their ideology... to the point of killing you if you don't join.

I'd love to know how this is going to work out between the Islamists and the Socialists/Communists. They seem to have somewhat "divergent" ideals.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 09:24 AM (2Cry5)

348 Both bad. But when I had to spend my 2 years of imprisonment in NJ (sorry NJ peeps), I was stunned at the homes that were not updated. Like ever. It was crazy to me. And not like cool mid mod time capsules, either. We immediately redid the kitchen in the house we ended up buying because eeek.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:15 AM (2UJ+q)
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This is correct! "Run down" ought to be the default description in real estate listings in NJ town.

Why? Well, maybe because very high taxes take most to the investment value away. Why invest when the state is taking the value? Houses in my town are typically taxed at about $25,000 per million of assessment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 09:25 AM (4K+os)

349 I’ve never renovated homes. Never lived in one long enough for things to be out of date. House I’m in now was a full remodel by the previous owners.

My parents did a renovation in the home I grew up in. Kitchen and bathrooms and floors iirc. it was a real PIA and much fighting between them during the process.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 06, 2026 09:25 AM (6y12g)

350 Posted by: And Messenger Bags

It's a murse!!
Posted by: Stomps foot


With included utt plug!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 09:26 AM (rNQnT)

351 SHeila Jackson-Lee has a degree from Yale, and a law degree from UVA.

She was near-ret@rded.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 09:27 AM (X8xt3)

352 Fauci referred to DoJ for prosecution on contempt charges.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:28 AM (AdHga)

353 Why? Well, maybe because very high taxes take most to the investment value away. Why invest when the state is taking the value? Houses in my town are typically taxed at about $25,000 per million of assessment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 09:25 AM

Yeah, the taxes on our house were not fun, either. Never again. I am fine where I am, even if that means geographical Batchelorettehood.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:28 AM (2UJ+q)

354 I dress for comfort too. My uniform may to September is shorts and flip flops. But running shoes with a suit is like going out of your way to look retarded.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 06, 2026 09:28 AM (6y12g)

355 351 SHeila Jackson-Lee has a degree from Yale, and a law degree from UVA.

She was near-ret@rded.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 09:27 AM


Isn't she the one with the huge pink oversized foam rubber cowboy hat?

Posted by: Or is it the other one? at August 06, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

356 I've remodeled every house we've owned. The current one got the den, living room, dining room and kitchen all opened with a vaulted ceiling. Currently making five regular doors into pocket doors.

Posted by: DanMan at August 06, 2026 09:29 AM (8uzBS)

357 Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 09:05 AM (g47mK

Now that Babylon Bee headline is darkly amusing and true.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 09:29 AM (xPsv8)

358 352 Fauci referred to DoJ for prosecution on contempt charges.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:28 AM (AdHga)



Not sure if you have a full pardon they can get you on that but at least it will make the little cretin spend more money on Lawyers...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 09:29 AM (iTbY5)

359 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

360 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 06, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

361 Art up

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 09:31 AM (rNQnT)

362 Not sure if you have a full pardon they can get you on that but at least it will make the little cretin spend more money on Lawyers...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 09:29 AM (iTbY5)

His pardon doesn't include anything occurring after the moment the signature hit the page.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 09:34 AM (AdHga)

363 >>Isn't she the one with the huge pink oversized foam rubber cowboy hat?


Nah, that's the FL Rep who's disappeared.
Sheila was the big gal representing TX (originally from NY, iirc) who did various braided updos. Voted worst boss on the Hill because she was so mean.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2026 09:34 AM (X8xt3)

364 245. No way Rogers can win it, sadly
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Agree, 100%. And below is certainly not directed to you.
------
Abdul El-Sayed's more so an "issue" than Dr. Adam Hamawy of NJ or Chris Rabb of PA?

Hell, practically have to drop a bomb on some people to make them pay attention to much of anything beyond their cozy little town, county, or state.

Also:
>mlive dot com: Muskegon
Thousands of ballots spoiled in West Michigan primary election due to errors, Updated: Aug. 05, 2026

In part, "Voter turnout increased across Muskegon, Kent and Ottawa counties for the Aug. 4 primary election.

However, due to errors, thousands of ballots were “spoiled” and not counted toward the totals.

In Michigan’s primary elections, voters must choose to vote in only the Democratic or Republican primary. If a voter chooses candidates from both parties, their ballot becomes invalid."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

365 Here is the bottom line regarding Iran.
You don't F'k with us, we don't give a damn about what you to to your own sovereign constituents.
Either Iran's population belly up to the bar or they are on their own. We will not save you at our own expense.
Grow a pair!
F'k with us and we will pound you!
Iran is its own jail.

Posted by: John at August 06, 2026 04:06 PM (9NUKl)

366 Here is how it should work. Anthony Fauci ( I will not call him a Doctor or a Scientist). He has disparaged titles regarding those labels. He is a charlatan! We, the People of the United States seek the knowledge of those whom are honest brokers to 'advise' us regarding a path forward to survive depredation. Anthony Fauci was a self-servient false prophet who exploited his pseudo knowledge to embellish his own public (MSM) importance. The low IQ cabal bought into his posture.

Posted by: John at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (9NUKl)

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10 Based on the Cloudflare story I would guess the Blog is an Application which requires a browser to operate.

Congratulations Pixie!

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 06, 2026 04:38 AM (i57Jt)

11 The blog is a machine that turns hamster chow into web pages.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 06, 2026 04:39 AM (BLOW1)

12 “Applied Hamster”. Brought to you by Ace O Spades.

Wheel and Hamsters courtesy of P. Misa.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 06, 2026 04:42 AM (i57Jt)

13 >>>I'll take a quinella on fire or no fire.

A quinella on fire??!!???

-->

I'll take a quinella on "fire" or "no fire."

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 04:43 AM (odBC9)

14 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 04:45 AM (c711F)

15 *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

11 The blog is a machine that turns hamster chow into web pages.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 06, 2026 04:39 AM (BLOW1)

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 04:45 AM (odBC9)

16 Mornin, Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2026 04:48 AM (3ZNGI)

17 Speaking of gaming, I'm trying to replace a gaming monitor (a Viewsonic 144 Hz model) with one of the same general refresh rate and the ability to adjust the stand.

Maybe I'm looking in the wrong spot on Amazon but what's generally available now is of lower capability. Any recommendations?

Thanks.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 06, 2026 04:54 AM (/HDaX)

18 On the ONT:

The "If Star Wars Had a $10 Budget" clip is really funny.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 04:56 AM (odBC9)

19 Additional info: the old monitor is a 24" 2019 ViewSonic XG2402.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 06, 2026 04:57 AM (/HDaX)

20 Had a lovely day at the 4H Fair. I was there for a booth. Some highlights: Little kids eating cotton candy with green shirts which said "Camp WOW" which for some reason made me laugh, a dear man dressed as Uncle Sam with a big sign saying". Pray 4 our troops" ( I told him I would come visit his church some Sunday night), a very beautiful woman ( she was representing some energy company. ) and we prayed together, and a nice talk with a guy at the Gideons Booth.

I have to go back on another day, but I will leave earlier to go look at the animals from the 4H 'ers.

This good to take some time away from politics and to recognize that there are a lot of good people in the world who are a pleasure to talk to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 04:57 AM (JrHfD)

21 I just added Apache to my playlist yesterday. I'm getting into surf music.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 06, 2026 04:58 AM (l26NL)

22 Family unites with bartender that saved their son's life. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/ss8rftbx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:01 AM (JrHfD)

23 11 The blog is a machine that turns hamster chow into web pages.
Posted by: Pixy Misa



The ads are hamster farts?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 05:03 AM (c711F)

24 I'll take a quinella on fire or no fire.

Since I'm not a bettin' man, I had to look up quinella bets...LOL, yes, but the payout is probably zero...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 05:06 AM (l3cgK)

25 23 11 The blog is a machine that turns hamster chow into web pages.
Posted by: Pixy Misa


The ads are hamster farts?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 05:03 AM (c711F)

the paper lining the cage...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 05:06 AM (l3cgK)

26 Part of God's story. "Our Daily Bread" devotional Scripture from Judges 4:4-9, 14. Reflection is followed by additional insights and a prayer :

https://tinyurl.com/yjw9famu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:08 AM (JrHfD)

27 Posting the Ventures instrumental music was very nice. I had Alexa play “Surfer Joe” for my grandson, and the grandson was not amused. That early 60s song doesn’t make the oldies list. The reference to Surfer Joe being in the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton was no longer amusing by the second half of the 60s.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 06, 2026 05:12 AM (1FEc1)

28
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 06, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)

29 and a nice talk with a guy at the Gideons Booth.

My first encounter with those guys was when I was heading into MEPS for my final exams before heading out to Boot Camp. It was about 4 in the morning and one of them put a small Bible in my hand that I still have.

there are a lot of good people in the world who are a pleasure to talk to.

Such as yourself. And you brought up a good observation.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:12 AM (RjOoY)

30 Did find out not going to far away job until later next week

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)

31 So today is a short one at work. I'm leaving in three hours to go to the orthopedist to have my knee evaluated.

Quick summary: Took a bad spill at work a year ago and landed on my knee. Follow up exams revealed that courtesy of the Marine Corps, I had very little cartilage remaining. I was on a series of injections of hyaluronic acid to cushion things and help me walk normally. It isn't helping so today we're going to see what my alternatives are.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:16 AM (RjOoY)

32 Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:12 AM (RjOoY

Thanks for sharing your very nice story and for your kind words. 🙂❤️

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:20 AM (xPsv8)

33 Nikita Bier has a long tradition of existence to X and to the community at large.

Posted by: Robert Hoover at August 06, 2026 05:24 AM (skR0U)

34 IT'S SPELLED "HAMPSTER" WITH A P!!!!!!

Posted by: Hampster Girl at August 06, 2026 05:26 AM (skR0U)

35 Mornin' Horde.

3 Domains involved in advertising on this site:

mgid.com
powerad.ai
tpdads.com

I have set them all to "UNTRUSTED" in NoScript.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:26 AM (O7YUW)

36 Belated BOING!

Finished grandpup lifeguard duty and Ikea coffee table assembly.

Lunchtime. Then take the grandpups shopping for some books and toys.

Maybe l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 05:26 AM (MtA6K)

37 34 IT'S SPELLED "HAMPSTER" WITH A P!!!!!!
Posted by: Hampster Girl at August 06, 2026 05:26 AM (skR0U)

Iwuzgonnasay.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 05:27 AM (odBC9)

38 NR Pax hope something can be done to alleviate that.

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:27 AM (Ia/+0)

39 33 Nikita Bier has a long tradition of existence to X and to the community at large.
Posted by: Robert Hoover at August 06, 2026 05:24 AM (skR0U)

𝕏istence?
His 𝕏 site has had some enjoyable reading.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 05:29 AM (odBC9)

40 IT'S SPELLED "HAMPSTER" WITH A P!!!!!!

Posted by: Hampster Girl at August 06, 2026 05:26 AM (skR0U)
-

https://youtu.be/U5Jykig2LlE

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 05:29 AM (MtA6K)

41 We have yet to see if Michigan voters lurch to the 'Left' but we know the fraud vote has so which will be the ending?

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:31 AM (Ia/+0)

42 Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:16 AM

Will keep you in prayer for skilled medical professionals who can give some helpful advice for the relief of pain.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:32 AM (rHgXV)

43 40 IT'S SPELLED "HAMPSTER" WITH A P!!!!!!

Posted by: Hampster Girl at August 06, 2026 05:26 AM (skR0U)
-

https://youtu.be/U5Jykig2LlE
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 05:29 AM (MtA6K)

"Pigeon! Like your English!"

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 05:32 AM (odBC9)

44 Guess I will get out of here, different building so not sure if WiFi will be same.

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:32 AM (Ia/+0)

45 38 NR Pax hope something can be done to alleviate that.
Posted by: Skip


Same here. So far, I've been through months of PT and had two series of the injections without much in the way of positive outcome. Although they did drain a considerable amount of fluid out of my knee and that problem hasn't resurfaced.

I'm optimistic. And if surgery is necessary, it can wait until after my vacation. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:34 AM (RjOoY)

46 Little foggy and muggy out, see moon

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:34 AM (Ia/+0)

47 ham(p)ster

early 17th century: from German, from Old High German hamustro 'corn weevil'

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 05:35 AM (odBC9)

48 @34/Hampster Girl: "IT'S SPELLED "HAMPSTER" WITH A P!!!!!!"

The squeaky rodent version of "IT'S MA'AM!!!" ?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:35 AM (O7YUW)

49 "Peace of mind. "Woman writes on caring for her sick dad as well as Philippians 4:10-20:

https://tinyurl.com/yh39nnbj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:35 AM (rHgXV)

50 48 @34/Hampster Girl: "IT'S SPELLED "HAMPSTER" WITH A P!!!!!!"

The squeaky rodent version of "IT'S MA'AM!!!" ?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:35 AM (O7YUW)

or

"Could you say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am'? It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I'd appreciate it."

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 05:38 AM (odBC9)

51 moar "worked so hard"

"And one of the things I'm most proud of is my doctorate," she said. "I mean, I worked so hard for it."

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

52 Old time hymn for strength and courage- "Guide me thou, o great Jehovah":

https://tinyurl.com/5n67hkhx

Have a blessed day, everyone and know that you are a blessing to others.

Time for a walk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:55 AM (mzo1Q)

53 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 06, 2026 05:56 AM (Hbeqj)

54 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! Thor's Day looms, dudnit? (I *think* that's a way to spell the sounds people make when they mean "doesn't it.")

I'm up with the furballs. Stirling is amusing himself over near my armchair, and now Dagny has paced over to see what he's up to. As for me, my coffee is much more important right now.

Whassup with you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 06:00 AM (wzUl9)

55
Good morning, Hordians. Sorry I'm late, but I was looking for a way to make all the worms in my body die instantly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 06:02 AM (O0L8i)

56 This morning Miss Linda is dragging me to a food bank/thrift store in a neighboring suburb. Every now and then I find something of interest to me in the thrift store part, like a perfectly functioning kitchen timer. But usually I glance over the men's clothes and the gadgets and household stuff, find nothing, and have to kill a half hour while she goes through every item in the place. (Or so it seems.) Maybe we'll grab a coffee afterward.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

57
Happy Great American FAFO Day! Expect much blubbering from the usual suspects about how just to scare the Soviets we barbaric Americans wantonly slaughtered those poor, peaceful Japanese who had been begging to surrender for a year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 06:10 AM (O0L8i)

58 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 06, 2026 06:11 AM (2Ez/1)

59 Hadrian, I gotta tell you, I enjoyed the dog show we went to last weekend. The dogs were quiet and well-behaved, as were the few children there. The canines were beautiful and impressive -- especially the Schipperkes and the miniature collies or Shetland sheepdogs. Though I saw at least one or two very handsome German shepherds.

More, the owners and handlers were well-dressed, and generally were more attractive than cat show people (and the populace at large too). Has that been your experience at shows too?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

60 Seems have Wi-Fi

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:17 AM (SFDy3)

61 Different hash than other building

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:17 AM (SFDy3)

62 How do we know it's not somebody impersonating Skip?

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 06:24 AM (odBC9)

63
I gotta tell you, I enjoyed the dog show we went to last weekend.

Yes, for an ordinary member of the public, dog shows can be a fun experience (far, far less so if you're competing). The dogs are almost all well-socialized, quiet and tuned to their handlers.

There's still something of a dress code for the two-legged competitors and judges. My own stewards club requires me to dress well. You can go back to show photos from 80 years ago and still see men in coat and tie and women in dresses. All are "sensible" and it's rare to see anyone flamboyantly dressed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 06:27 AM (O0L8i)

64 Good morning! Got a question for the tech peeps. The blog was loading and looking normal until yesterday when I deleted my browsing history and cookies. This morning it loads slowly and I don't see any gray boxes, only the underlined number for the comment. WTH?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 06:27 AM (3Ope8)

65 "Could you say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am'? It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I'd appreciate it."
Posted by: m


General Walsh was probably calculating if he could get away with choking her on live TV for a few seconds after that.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 06:28 AM (RjOoY)

66 50 48 @34/Hampster Girl: "IT'S SPELLED "HAMPSTER" WITH A P!!!!!!"

The squeaky rodent version of "IT'S MA'AM!!!" ?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:35 AM (O7YUW)

or

"Could you say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am'? It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I'd appreciate it."

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 05:38 AM (odBC9)

Would bitch work?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 06:30 AM (l3cgK)

67 Don't make me get my shotgun.

Posted by: DOCTOR! Amy Bishop at August 06, 2026 06:32 AM (Q+gd/)

68 Happy Enola Gay Pride Day everyone!

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 06, 2026 06:32 AM (983Km)

69 64 Good morning! Got a question for the tech peeps. The blog was loading and looking normal until yesterday when I deleted my browsing history and cookies. This morning it loads slowly and I don't see any gray boxes, only the underlined number for the comment. WTH?!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 06:27 AM (3Ope

Did you unplug it and plug it back it?
(I am not a tech-person.)

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 06:33 AM (odBC9)

70 68 Happy Enola Gay Pride Day everyone!

♪♫I got sunshine...on a cloudy day!♫♪

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 06:33 AM (RjOoY)

71 Yes, quite a few politicians seem to forget where their power is supposed to derive from...

Judges who believe they're gods...
Politicians who believe they can do anything they want, as the rules are for the hoi polloi...
Police who feel they can hurt anybody they want...especially if their feelings and/or ego are butt-hurt...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 06:34 AM (l3cgK)

72 Is it A-Bomb Day?

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:34 AM (ZxPkt)

73 Barbara Boxer is still alive at 85 and looks quite good for her age.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 06, 2026 06:36 AM (DZ9Lv)

74 70 68 Happy Enola Gay Pride Day everyone!

♪♫I got sunshine...on a cloudy day!♫♪

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 06:33 AM (RjOoY)

♪When it's cold outside
I've got the month of May a nuclear sun underway♫

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 06:37 AM (l3cgK)

75 Did you unplug it and plug it back it?
(I am not a tech-person.)


Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 06:33 AM (odBC9)

Please to be speeking wi you... No, but it normally persists for several refresh cycles (10 or so) and then it resolves itself. This last time it appears normal again. Seems to do it when I use Edge, too. %^$^#@ windows....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 06:38 AM (3Ope8)

76 Wikipedia

The Enola Gay is a Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber, named after Enola Gay Tibbets, the mother of the pilot, Colonel Paul Tibbets.

On 6 August 1945, during the final stages of World War II, it became the first aircraft to drop an atomic bomb in warfare.

When it came to selecting a name for the plane, Tibbets later recalled that:

... my thoughts turned at this point to my courageous red-haired mother, whose quiet confidence had been a source of strength to me since boyhood, and particularly during the soul-searching period when I decided to give up a medical career to become a military pilot. At a time when Dad had thought I had lost my marbles, she had taken my side and said, "I know you will be all right, son."

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 06:41 AM (odBC9)

77 That Ventures clip is excellent. Never heard them before. The thing I like most is they seem to be having so much fun playing their instruments.

Posted by: Biergood at August 06, 2026 06:43 AM (PwgSL)

78 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 06, 2026 06:44 AM (VyBeY)

79 My dad didn't have to help in the invasion of Japan. Thank you Harry S Truman for not being a wimp.

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 06, 2026 06:44 AM (983Km)

80 There's still something of a dress code for the two-legged competitors and judges. My own stewards club requires me to dress well. You can go back to show photos from 80 years ago and still see men in coat and tie and women in dresses. All are "sensible" and it's rare to see anyone flamboyantly dressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026


***
"Dress code" for cat show people, at least the owners and breeders, seems to be "Bart Simpson chic," i.e., T-shirt and shorts. The judges, men and women, seem to dress like adults should in public.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 06:46 AM (wzUl9)

81 My dad didn't have to help in the invasion of Japan. Thank you Harry S Truman for not being a wimp.
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 06, 2026p/i]

***
My long-time mechanic's father, who only recently passed away at 90-something, was in the Pacific and slated to be part of the invasion of the Japanese islands. He was positive he'd never make it back from that. Never was he so relieved and happy than he was when the super-bombs were dropped and the Japanese surrendered.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)

83 My dad swept mines before the Okinawa invasion.
Certainly he would have swept mines before a mainland Japan invasion.
And certainly I might not be here.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 06:51 AM (2Ez/1)

84 So how many variations of "we suck for nuking Japan" are we going to see today?

And a random note. I got an email from the VA announcing that they have begun testing GLP-1 for "alcohol use disorder."

Did we seriously need a politically correct term for alkies? I must have missed a memo.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 06:51 AM (RjOoY)

85 Great. Amazon's "Content Library" now:

a) Shows Kindle books, but no longer allows you to click on "Docs" or "Documents" to see the separate category of documents that you yourself personally uploaded to your kindle via their "Send to Kindle" page.

The documents are still there on your Kindle, but you can't easily manage this type of documents on Amazon's web interface anymore. I'm betting there's still a list you can get to, IF ONLY THEY HADN'T TAKEN AWAY THE BUTTON.

b) Doesn't show you a list of links at the bottom to allow you to jump forward many pages in your list of books or documents and zero in on the page you want. Nope, now it's just scroll down and find the "Load more titles..." button and click that for another appended page. This works if you only have one to ten pages, but for those who have an extensive library with hundreds of pages... Not so much. FFS, come on.

More enshittification and "fresh new UI design". Idjits.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 06:55 AM (O7YUW)

86 So how many variations of "we suck for nuking Japan" are we going to see today?

Probably more than 1 and always from the usual suspects. The ones with no understanding of the ferocity and savageness of the war in the Pacific. Or the potential loss of life on both sides.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 06:57 AM (3Ope8)

87 .
NOOD

J.J. Sefton is here with the Morning Report

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 06:58 AM (O7YUW)

88 84 I got an email from the VA announcing that they have begun testing GLP-1 for "alcohol use disorder."

Did we seriously need a politically correct term for alkies? I must have missed a memo.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 06:51 AM (RjOoY)

Huh. I noticed renaming also for manic depression:

Bipolar disorder, formerly known as manic depression, is a mental health disorder that causes strong mood swings.

Cleveland Clinic says

Alcohol use disorder (sometimes called alcoholism) is a common medical condition.

In this disorder, people can’t stop drinking, even when drinking affects their health, puts their safety at risk and damages their personal relationships.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 06:58 AM (odBC9)

89 It's nice to think that GLP-1s might be useful in treating alcoholism, the way Antabuse was (and maybe still is). But both require the alcoholic to take them on a regular basis. For me, it took a lifestyle and attitude change to do the trick -- much as a diet to lose weight requires you to change your eating habits and attitude toward food. If you don't change those, as soon as you go off the diet, and I presume off the treatment pills, you'll go back to the old way of life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

90 89 It's nice to think that GLP-1s might be useful in treating alcoholism, the way Antabuse was (and maybe still is). But both require the alcoholic to take them on a regular basis. For me, it took a lifestyle and attitude change to do the trick -- much as a diet to lose weight requires you to change your eating habits and attitude toward food. If you don't change those, as soon as you go off the diet, and I presume off the treatment pills, you'll go back to the old way of life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

Huge kudos on your success.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 07:00 AM (odBC9)

91 . . .For me, it took a lifestyle and attitude change to do the trick --
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026
*
Huge kudos on your success.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2026


***
In my case it was sheer stubbornness, and a willingness to change. But thank you!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

92 I'll just be annoyed for the rest of the day at Amazon's changes to managing books and documents.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:06 AM (O7YUW)

93 91 . . .For me, it took a lifestyle and attitude change to do the trick --
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026
*
Huge kudos on your success.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2026

***
In my case it was sheer stubbornness, and a willingness to change. But thank you!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

Well done!

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 07:06 AM (odBC9)

94 JFC, the number of Purple Heart medals that they made under the assumption of the invasion of the Japanese home islands fulfilled the needs of the US Army until sometime this century. If a flood hadn't ruined a batch of them, those could have lasted until 2145.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:14 AM (83MDL)

95 Okay, never mind, they still have a link to the old content management page, hidden in fine print:

"Need the previous Manage Your Content page? { Find it here. }"

I'm bookmarking that now...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:15 AM (O7YUW)

96 *sigh* 2145 would be a bit of stretch. 2045 is believable.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:15 AM (83MDL)

97 Read about the firebombing of Tokyo. That was far closer to a war crime than atomic bombs that ended the war.
One alternative was blockade and starvation. So, yeah, tell me how awful ending the war was.
But I don't need to preach it here. Carry on my fellow Morons.

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 06, 2026 07:17 AM (983Km)

98 "One alternative was blockade and starvation."

If they didn't think the Soviets would invade the home islands, they probably would have gone that route. Yeah, there's getting the job done, but the juice needs to be worth the squeeze. ~1M casualties (if I remember the casualty estimates correctly; 50K just to get the southern third of Kyushu) is a lot of squeeze.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:25 AM (83MDL)

99 Guess JJ is up

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 AM (SFDy3)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 07:31 AM (odBC9)

101 87 .
NOOD

J.J. Sefton is here with the Morning Report

NOOD!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 06:58 AM (O7YUW)

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 07:32 AM (odBC9)

102 For anyone interested in Firefox Add-ons that will help block advertisements, malware, and AI crap, see comments #54 and #55 in that thread.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (O7YUW)

103 >Only you can make book by helping stamp out forest fires.

" 'Offering bets on destructive wildfires threatens to minimize communities’ suffering, all so the rich and powerful can profit,' wrote the group of senators"

So...win-win then?

>I'll just be annoyed for the rest of the day at Amazon's changes to managing books and documents.

I've had Kobos for a decade. I was gifted a Kindle one year and loved it - better hardware, better screen, easier on the eyes - until I loaded my own library on it and found there was no way to sort, group and manage those several hundred books. Noped right back to the Kobo.

Most "enshittification" is really just companies trying to make locking you in to a subscription-based revenue model the path of least resistance.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 06, 2026 09:30 AM (LgYtf)

104 i tried muse once (latest, 1.1) and it added many megabytes of spam and compromising info from our chat to a simple export html build. hot and dangerous garbage.

Posted by: juicer at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (00k8W)

Wednesday Night ONT - August 5, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked. We're overstocked on RC Cola at the moment though so don't be shy about asking for refills. Only the best for the Horde...

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

[Top photo: State Capitol, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania]

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"Look! It is the Wednesday ONT! Right there!"

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Veterinarian News

Dog brought to emergency clinic after eating 2.4 pounds of gummy worms

A dog was rushed to an emergency veterinary clinic in Australia after eating 2.4 pounds of gummy worms.

Animal Emergency Service Jindalee said 3-year-old beagle Scooter was brought in by her panicked owners after consuming an entire bag of gummy worms - known in Australia as "jelly snakes."

Veterinary nurse manager Kate Wesche said the candies luckily did not contain xylitol, a chemical that can be toxic to dogs, but veterinarians made the decision to induce vomiting anyway due to concerns about the high sugar content.

Scooter ended up regurgitating 2.4 pounds of gummy worms.

Wesche told 1News Scooter had "clearly no regrets in her decision."

Please secure your gummy worms. There is a photo at the link if you're really, really curious to see the dog...and the aftermath.

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Gainzzz News

Old story, but... Twinkie diet helps nutrition professor lose 27 pounds

For 10 weeks, Mark Haub, a professor of human nutrition at Kansas State University, ate one of these sugary cakelets every three hours, instead of meals. To add variety in his steady stream of Hostess and Little Debbie snacks, Haub munched on Doritos chips, sugary cereals and Oreos, too.

His premise: That in weight loss, pure calorie counting is what matters most - not the nutritional value of the food.

The premise held up: On his "convenience store diet," he shed 27 pounds in two months.

For a class project, Haub limited himself to less than 1,800 calories a day. A man of Haub's pre-dieting size usually consumes about 2,600 calories daily. So he followed a basic principle of weight loss: He consumed significantly fewer calories than he burned.

But you might expect other indicators of health would have suffered. Not so.

Haub's "bad" cholesterol, or LDL, dropped 20 percent and his "good" cholesterol, or HDL, increased by 20 percent. He reduced the level of triglycerides, which are a form of fat, by 39 percent.

Science!

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German Priorities

Germans: These steep hills along the Rhine and Mosel Rivers are great places to grow Riesling but they are extremely steep and difficult to manage. The Riesling is delicious so we must impose our will on the landscape to grow grapes.

Also Germans: As long as we have these ridiculous hillside vineyards, we might as well race cars through them.

If you're wondering where the Rallye Mittelrhein is run, look for Piesport and Trittenheim on your map.

And yes, the local Riesling is wonderful. They keep the good (dry) stuff and export the sweet stuff.

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Mandatory Maiden

I will admit that I initially clicked on this video with low expectations. Expectations exceeded.

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ONT Movie Night

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called Jeffery the Librarian. As you might guess, the channel is operated by a guy named Jeffery who is a professional librarian and historian. Jeffery primarily devotes his channel to telling stories of history with maps.

Always been interested in battles of the civil war, but just couldn't wrap your mind around who was where doing what, when and why? I have a much easier time reading about history when I have a map nearby. But static maps are a snapshot in time. They are not dynamic. Jeffery builds dynamic maps and drills down to specific historical events to tell the story.

For example, you may generally know about the Battle of Gettysburg, but have you ever seen a detailed illustration of each unit's positioning and involvement on Day One? Jeffery has a dozen or so videos that get into the detail. He shows topography to explain the presence and importance of high ground. He shows modern day maps and streets along with a sense of what the landscape looked like in period. If you have an ancestor that fought in any of the battles he covers, the videos will give you a sense of what they experienced.

No background music. No clickbait. Just simple and clear scripts delivered with simple and clear maps and labels. Just under 100k subscribers and videos with several hundred thousand views. Recommended.

Here's a great example of background, context, positioning and focus on Day One at the Battle of Gettysburg:

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The Pittsburgh police scanner in internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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The Flatlanders for the big ONT finish:

Bonus track: Toni Price, Richest One

Hat tip: AOP

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Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly be ignored on grounds of Fifth Amendment privilege. Are you lurking ????

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)

2 “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time

Posted by: mindful webworker - yum at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (rQFmm)

3 It’s 5:30 AM in Tehran.
No bombing tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (nqf1u)

4 M4. R3X!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (348x5)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (/rGXJ)

6 Tonight on deck for Movie Vault is, Roy Scheider.

Only have 5 films, time to acquire, The Sorcerer, 52 Pickup and a couple more.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 10:02 PM (XV/Pl)

7 We're overstocked on RC Cola at the moment though so don't be shy about asking for refills. Only the best for the Horde...

Heck, I'll take some. Give Reforger a six pack.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

8 Oh. Mr. REX!🦖 (OOPS)😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 05, 2026 10:02 PM (348x5)

9 The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety.

https://youtu.be/JNPW2wZ4D2s?t=29

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 10:03 PM (ExV1e)

10 Evenin'

You can pretty much Rally Race anywhere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 05, 2026 10:03 PM (c711F)

11 ONT

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 10:03 PM (Ydd86)

12 If I ate 2.4 lb of gummy worms, I'd probably find myself in the ER as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 10:03 PM (FZ29D)

13 Please secure your gummy worms.

Yes! Please find the nearest garbage can and throw all your gummy stuff in it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

14 10 dollar star wars pops up on my yoo toobz sometimes. Funny as hell. love it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)

15 It’s 5:30 AM in Tehran.
No bombing tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (nqf1u)

No boom tonight.
Boom tomorrow? Please?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)

16 That Star Wars $10 video. I like the subtle jabs at a certain, famous mouse! Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 05, 2026 10:06 PM (c711F)

17 If you *really* want to get a feel for any battles your ancestors were involved in (or just in general) track down an old fashioned war game - the ones with maps and little cardboard and plastic tokens. You can play the battle the way it happened *or* you can try and do better.

Posted by: KCSteve at August 05, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ)

18 Sorry I'm late, somebody stole all the Twinkies.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2026 10:06 PM (yX0mH)

19 “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
Posted by: mindful webworker

Quietly setting up long term trusts.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2026 10:06 PM (NnhvP)

20 *feet tapping to Pennsylvania Polka*

overstocked on RC Cola

My frat bros in college up in Wisconsin in 1970 were disturbed that I drank Rum & Dr Pepper.

Pour me a Rum & RC: I'd give it a try. Good rum. Not that bottom-shelf stuff.

Posted by: mindful webworker - both mother and daughter working for that yankee dollar at August 05, 2026 10:06 PM (rQFmm)

21 911 Operator - What is your emergency?

Uber Driver - Some large breasted woman just got nekkid in the back of my car!!
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911 Operator - Go on . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2026 10:07 PM (/rGXJ)

22 Sorry I'm late, somebody stole all the Twinkies.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2026 10:06 PM (yX0mH)
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*** BURP! ***

'Scuse me!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 10:07 PM (FZ29D)

23 “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
Posted by: mindful webworker

Quietly setting up long term trusts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2026 10:06 PM (NnhvP)
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Apparently he's never heard of the Temporal Prime Directive.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)

24 Sorry I'm late, somebody stole all the Twinkies.
Posted by: tankdemon

But they lost weight!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2026 10:10 PM (NnhvP)

25 Good evening morons en bedankt Dino

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

26 Horse and boy meme

https://youtu.be/ohNEms24ZSY?t=19

There's another good one at 1:30.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 10:10 PM (qx7Zg)

27 ...gummy worms - known in Australia as "jelly snakes."
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Figures, they have their own silly nickname for everything.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

28 Horse and boy meme

https://youtu.be/ohNEms24ZSY?t=19

There's another good one at 1:30.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 10:10 PM (qx7Zg)

That's disgusting.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 05, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

29
2 “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
Posted by: mindful webworker - yum at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (rQFmm)

What do you think UFO’s are? They’re under orders not to interfere.

Well here was one bunch that did interfere in a big way, but they changed the timeline so much that they were never born and then it never happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 10:12 PM (pfrqN)

30 Did they carefully hang on to Scooter so he couldn't re eat the vomited gummy worms? Because eating anything they vomit up, is one of dogs' grossest habits. And they'll do it really fast because they know that you are going to try to stop them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 05, 2026 10:13 PM (0Htd1)

31 Some of them take the corners with such finesse, others not so much. Others the transmission or engine fail them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:13 PM (nqf1u)

32 It’s 5:30 AM in Tehran.
No bombing tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (nqf1u)

. . . in my coffee
no bombing tonight in my tea.

It's the new Mother Nature taking over

Posted by: Guess Who? at August 05, 2026 10:13 PM (wVcYX)

33 Guess Who? at August 05

I dunno. Who?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

34 2 “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
Posted by: mindful webworker - yum at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (rQFmm)

As if anybody from the future would actually want to talk to you Stephen. They're all off doing cool things that they can't do in the year 2357, like skiing or eating bacon.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2026 10:15 PM (yX0mH)

35 “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
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I thought this was an intelligent person.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

36 I don't think that Twinkie diet was exactly nutritional...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 05, 2026 10:15 PM (/HDaX)

37 After 3 weeks, my new cat Chloe seems to have settled into my home quite nicely.

She and Penny even share space on top of the bookshelves in my office.

Kaylee's still a bit of a wildcard, but they rarely encounter each other. Kaylee spends most of her time in my living room/kitchen and Chloe spends all of her time in my office and library.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 10:16 PM (FZ29D)

38 Haven't had an RC in a decade or so, but it's pretty good. Sweeter than Coke and I get a note of warm cinnamon spice in the mid-palate. I'm still a Coke Zero guy though.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 05, 2026 10:17 PM (Ws2ua)

39 >>>There is a photo at the link if you're really, really curious to see the dog...and the aftermath.

I love this place! You can search high and low at Hot Air, but you will find no links to 2.4 lbs of regurgitated gummy bears.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 05, 2026 10:17 PM (syz1S)

40 "Caller is an Uber driver and said that his passenger just got naked in the back of his car."

Dear Hustler, I never thought this would happen to me, but -

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 10:17 PM (88C+u)

41
Well here was one bunch that did interfere in a big way, but they changed the timeline so much that they were never born and then it never happened.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I've heard of that happening.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 10:18 PM (Cqx++)

42 Sword lost and found? Gotta love the Pittsburgh scanner. Thanks for the ONT, Dino.

Posted by: scampydog at August 05, 2026 10:18 PM (idXDI)

43 Pittsburgh Scanner
Greenfield. Greenfield Ave. If you lost your sword, some guy just found it on the sidewalk.


And now he thinks he's the king of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)

44 "If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?"
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time


In the past, busy being our ancestors, duh. You can't be a day-tripper 'tourist' of anything before the time machine was invented, because the only way home is the slow way.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 10:18 PM (aJQbY)

45 Love the Flatlanders. Joe Ely was one of my favorite singers for nearly 50 years.

Gallo del Cielo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH5i-yX9VA0

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2026 10:19 PM (VJX5o)

46 I love this place! You can search high and low at Hot Air, but you will find no links to 2.4 lbs of regurgitated gummy bears.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 05, 2026 10:17 PM (syz1S)

That's 'cause they ain't as classy as this place.

(extends pinky)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

47 Horse and boy meme

https://youtu.be/ohNEms24ZSY?t=19

There's another good one at 1:30.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 10:10 PM (qx7Zg)

That's disgusting.
Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 05, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

The first or second one?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 10:20 PM (qx7Zg)

48
Haven't had an RC in a decade or so, but it's pretty good. Sweeter than Coke and I get a note of warm cinnamon spice in the mid-palate. I'm still a Coke Zero guy though.
Posted by: Otto Zilch


Is that DIET RC?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)

49 “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
Posted by: mindful webworker - yum


** looks suspiciously at all the Powerball winners **

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 10:21 PM (3ZUWJ)

50 I'm being alerted that Electronic Arts just got bought by the Saudis.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 10:21 PM (88C+u)

51 It's probably a good thing that those gummy worms weren't sugar free.

http://tiny.cc/yj28101

Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2026 10:21 PM (yX0mH)

52 Please secure your gummy worms. There is a photo at the link if you're really, really curious to see the dog...and the aftermath.

A true technicolor yawn.

Posted by: Still a bit gnarly at August 05, 2026 10:21 PM (TbWk/)

53 "No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!" (Ivanova)

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 05, 2026 10:21 PM (78a2H)

54 #5 son called today just to check in. I asked him how work was going and he launched into telling me about Navier-Stokes equations as they relate to airflow over wings.

Dude. I still see a 2 year old that wouldn't listen to me and pressed his belly onto a glass fireplace screen.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2026 10:21 PM (/rGXJ)

55 That's disgusting.
Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 05, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

The first or second one?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 10:20 PM (qx7Zg)

The thought of a boy! A boy! With a horse. Horses are for women!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 05, 2026 10:22 PM (1Ff7Z)

56 RC was my drink as a kid. They changed the formula somewhere along the line. XXX Root Beer would give you a buzz it was as thick as syrup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:22 PM (nqf1u)

57 Thanks for the classic and entertaining ONT, T Rex!

I would not want a job in a steep German vineyard.

Tonight is one of those times when I wonder if "Pittsburgh Scanner" is code for "Pittsburgh HOA Police." Some mighty zany calls are placed in that area! Love them, of course!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 05, 2026 10:23 PM (D/6p1)

58 36 I don't think that Twinkie diet was exactly nutritional...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent



You'll lose weight but get diabetes. It's a trade off.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 05, 2026 10:23 PM (c711F)

59 Apparently the company is still wrangling with the client on scheduling the interview, so no movement today. Hopefully tomorrow.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 10:23 PM (aJQbY)

60 I wish my dog only ate gummy worms. The crazy bastard ate a Brillo pad and charcoal briquet. Yeah that was a vet visit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 10:23 PM (S41Gd)

61 #5 son called today just to check in. I asked him how work was going and he launched into telling me about Navier-Stokes equations as they relate to airflow over wings.

Dude. I still see a 2 year old that wouldn't listen to me and pressed his belly onto a glass fireplace screen.
Posted by: Tonypete
**************
What a precious comment!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 05, 2026 10:23 PM (XfIK1)

62 That video of the old guy Stuart Clifford - been thinking of getting my mane shorn, and I'm told I need glasses. I figure that's about what I'd look like. Can't play guitar anymore, though. Sometimes can barely type. 🎶🖐🏻

Posted by: mindful webworker - hooray for aging ingraciously at August 05, 2026 10:23 PM (rQFmm)

63 48
Haven't had an RC in a decade or so, but it's pretty good. Sweeter than Coke and I get a note of warm cinnamon spice in the mid-palate. I'm still a Coke Zero guy though.
Posted by: Otto Zilch

Is that DIET RC?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)

Wasn't their diet cola called Diet Rite?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2026 10:24 PM (yX0mH)

64 "Look! It is the Wednesday ONT! Right there!"

I was expecting a mystery click.

Not to a song; to a pic of Sophie Cunningham.

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

65 Thanks for the ONT TRex!


She and Penny even share space on top of the bookshelves in my office.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 10:16 PM (FZ29D)

Congratulations!
Good night all.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 10:24 PM (Sco7b)

66 Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!" (Ivanova)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 05, 2026 10:21 PM (78a2H)

Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, OK U!

Posted by: Somewhere in Claremore at August 05, 2026 10:24 PM (1Ff7Z)

67 Did they carefully hang on to Scooter so he couldn't re eat the vomited gummy worms?

You know who I really feel for in that story? The vet tech who had to clean up after. I hope she* got the rest of the day off.

* just guessing but they're usually shes

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 10:25 PM (vTZFs)

68 I have a 6 pack of RC Cola 1986 Mets WS Champ Special Edition-never opened. Also an RC duffle Bag 86 Mets.

Posted by: Catch the Rising Stars! at August 05, 2026 10:25 PM (JM9I6)

69 And yes, the local Riesling is wonderful. They keep the good (dry) stuff and export the sweet stuff.

____________________________

Well, that explains it. I was never a fan of Riesling because I always considered it a dessert wine. I opted for Vintage Port. Instead, it's them giving us the dregs....


And BTW, I know "The Blade" lived in Pittsburgh.

"If you lost your sword, some guy just found it on the sidewalk."

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 10:25 PM (dIske)

70 Apparently the company is still wrangling with the client on scheduling the interview, so no movement today. Hopefully tomorrow.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 10:23 PM (aJQbY)

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! It's Ric Flair against "the client"!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 10:25 PM (qx7Zg)

71 Been hot in Pittsburgh, I guess. The Scanner's got one flasher, one stripper, and one guy digging a swimming pool by hand.

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

72 Aaaand here comes the pop ups.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 10:26 PM (S41Gd)

73 Dude. I still see a 2 year old that wouldn't listen to me and pressed his belly onto a glass fireplace screen.

Posted by: Tonypete
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Good show, happy landing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:26 PM (nqf1u)

74 "This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please."
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How about Sophie Cunningham? Van we at least have something nice?

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2026 10:26 PM (am01u)

75 For that guy who ate twinkies and etc... I am pretty sure he lost weight because his system was in shock and flushing all that nasty poisonous sugar as fast as it could, plus his deliberate malnutrition of literally everything else. He probably would have lost weight if he'd maintained his calories too, just not as much.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 10:26 PM (aJQbY)

76 #5 son called today just to check in. I asked him how work was going and he launched into telling me about Navier-Stokes equations as they relate to airflow over wings.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2026 10:21 PM (/rGXJ)
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The Navier-Stokes equations seem to do anything...

They slice, dice, and make Julienne fries!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 10:27 PM (FZ29D)

77 ...and one guy digging a swimming pool by hand.
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

________________________

Ever see Hitchcock's "Rear Window"?

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske)

78 You'll lose weight but get diabetes. It's a trade off.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 05, 2026 10:23 PM (c711F)
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"They're only feet.."

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2026 10:27 PM (am01u)

79 72 Aaaand here comes the pop ups.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Dude, download a Brave browser, set the settings then download Ad Block.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:27 PM (nqf1u)

80 The good thing about the twinkie diet is that after death, there is no need for embalming.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)

81 There’s an excellent book - “UFOs and Nukes” by Robert Hastings, that I would consider well sourced and documented. “They” definitely interfered with missile silos, if the accounts can be believed. They bases ran on line voltage or diesel generators, with DC battery bank backup. All three were disabled in some cases, which is quite a trick.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 10:29 PM (0Ppf4)

82 Aaaand here comes the pop ups.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 10:26 PM (S41Gd)

Wasn't that some singing group in the 50s? Sang Barbershop?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:29 PM (1Ff7Z)

83 If time travel is possible -- actually, there are lots of time and alternate-dimensional and interplanetary travelers. See them all the time on YouTube. Video, so it's proof.

Posted by: mindful webworker - beam me up, Dr Who at August 05, 2026 10:29 PM (rQFmm)

84 80 The good thing about the twinkie diet is that after death, there is no need for embalming.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)
____________________

Ah crap. Now I have to do a price comparison between Twinkies and Scotch.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)

85 Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, OK U!

I'm with you! Don't forget March Down the Field.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 05, 2026 10:30 PM (Jr+re)

86 Boy F. and I walked past the cat cafe this morning and there were three young kittens in the window tussling and chewing on each other. We came back the other direction a half hour later, same pile of kittens, dead asleep.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

87 Not to a song; to a pic of Sophie Cunningham.

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)
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I shoulda looked before my comment #74.

Speaking of which, I meant can not van. But if I could coax Sophie into a van, that'd be ok too

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2026 10:30 PM (am01u)

88 This scheme seems pretty counterproductive. If they keep it up, this site will have 2 kinds of users: users running ad blockers, and former users. Keep doing it long enough, and they'll have to scrap advertising altogether and run a subscription model.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2026 10:31 PM (BI5O2)

89 >>> “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking,

>Maybe they were all at Epstein Island looking for crusty old cock.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 10:31 PM (iySPJ)

90

Diet RC Cola is a low-calorie version of Royal Crown Cola, introduced in 1986. It was originally sweetened with NutraSweet and later reformulated to use different sweeteners, including Splenda, before being rebranded as RC Cola Zero Sugar in 2024.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 10:31 PM (Cqx++)

91 “Sugar Free” gummy bears are not recommended. Xylitol is nasty, and you will discover why. Much hilarity will ensue. Not

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 10:32 PM (0Ppf4)

92 If time travel is possible -- actually, there are lots of time and alternate-dimensional and interplanetary travelers. See them all the time on YouTube. Video, so it's proof.
Posted by: mindful webworker - beam me up, Dr Who at August 05, 2026 10:29 PM (rQFmm)
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You youngsters have no idea there was this group called Earth, Wind, & Fire.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

93 Sophie is awesome, and very pretty. But I've always liked my women short and curvy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

94 83 If time travel is possible -- actually, there are lots of time
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It's on my side..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOmcNwqprA



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:33 PM (nqf1u)

95 Blonde Morticia described the antidote for Chrome last night. I'm so configured and the ads are gone. Unfortunately, so are the video clips above.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Jr+re)

96 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Official diagnosis for now is Cellulitis. So lots of antibiotics until they get everything cleared up. Don't know when they are going to spring me from here; hopefully I won't spend my entire "vacation" here. I still want to see the GG Bridge and the redwoods! And my grandsons....

My roommate in the hospital does not speak English. Nor does anyone in her family. The hospital staff has to "call" interpreters to translate everything for this woman and her family, which takes 3-4 times as long as normal to explain everything.

Someone out there is making bank on these translation services.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 05, 2026 10:33 PM (XPqtf)

97 CNN: Haley Stevens did well with working-class and African American voters.

Abdul El-Sayed "did very poorly" with those groups and "really just" ran up the score in college towns.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 10:33 PM (/+uur)

98 Sophie is awesome, and very pretty. But I've always liked my women short and curvy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

Search E-bay for used fun house mirrors.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

99 No cat would eat 2.4 lbs. of gummy worms. Proves our superiority, right there.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 05, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

100 Trying to decide on the $1 Viagra vs. the $.87 Viagra.

Posted by: Ad Watcher at August 05, 2026 10:38 PM (JM9I6)

101 Fuck Harrisburg.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 05, 2026 10:38 PM (u/oMr)

102 97 CNN: Haley Stevens did well with working-class and African American voters.

Abdul El-Sayed "did very poorly" with those groups and "really just" ran up the score in college towns.

Posted by: r hennigantx
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Read that he lost Detroit and the county it's in. Which is heavy muslim and black. He lost his theoretical base.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 10:38 PM (nqf1u)

103 Oh, if Publius is out there - and Wolfus is in the market - Neil Armstrong’s boyhood home in Wapokeneta is up for sale. $430k

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 10:38 PM (0Ppf4)

104 Sophie is awesome, and very pretty. But I've always liked my women short and curvy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)
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I wouldn't have looked twice at her normally, but when she stood in there and fought for her teammate last year she won me over. She's fine looking... but I love her for her attitude.

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2026 10:38 PM (84SQ0)

105 Just got home.

Lucy the Fink is purring beside me. It’s Smokey here. I can smell wood smoke in my living room. Too warm to close the windows. Not bad though. 72. Should get down into the 50s overnight. Will be smokey and mid 80s next few days. Ugh. Makes for an intense sunset.

Can’t wait for November. Did the powers that be ever decide if we are still doing the clock changing thing this year?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 10:39 PM (yEz+x)

106 SpaceX: Going Where Many IPOs Have Gone Before:

Some poster was angry in June that he couldn't buy SPX stock at the offering price. It was over-subscribed, but the poster suspected a CONSPIRACY.

Anyway, it opened on the first day of trading at appx $135, & shot up to $192 the next day. Today, a little over 2 months later, it changes hands at $108. SPX lost 14% today.

I follow SPX for my amusement only. I'd rather invest in lottery tickets.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 10:39 PM (RCjYY)

107
Blonde Morticia described the antidote for Chrome last night. I'm so configured and the ads are gone. Unfortunately, so are the video clips above.
Posted by: LRob in OK

==============

Just tap on 'em and they'll open in YouTube.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 10:39 PM (mmrXZ)

108 She's fine looking... but I love her for her attitude.
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2026 10:38 PM (84SQ0)

Agree. She's friggin' awesome, and is not backing down.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)

109 The entire content of this ONT, as well as all comments, are false and Rayciss

As was my denied application to the University of Miklos

Posted by: Jason Arday at August 05, 2026 10:41 PM (XOG/m)

110 68 I have a 6 pack of RC Cola 1986 Mets WS Champ Special Edition-never opened. Also an RC duffle Bag 86 Mets.
Posted by: Catch the Rising Stars!



I have an unopened can of Iron City Beer with a picture of the 1979 Super Bowl Champions, Pittsburgh Steelers. I won't open it due to HAZMAT concerns.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 05, 2026 10:41 PM (c711F)

111 Who is the next big balled man to go to School?
Not actually go to School but to go on campus and talk.
"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"
That is the question of every generation.
I was 3 when Kennedy was killed, 8 when RFK was killed.
I was 20 when they tried to kill Reagan.
Next thing you know NO ONE tried to kill Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Obama.
See the trend?
They were all there because they were supposed to be there.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 10:41 PM (/+uur)

112 Cellulitis is no fun at all. Hope they knock it into submission soon.

Posted by: Concerned Viewer at August 05, 2026 10:41 PM (JM9I6)

113 The pop-over ad seemed to be gone for some (including myself) on the desktop version of the site earlier today. I just tested the browser I allow ads on, and it's back. So more investigation/yelling at the adserver operator for Pixy later.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 10:41 PM (aJQbY)

114 There is nothing to compare to standing on the actual battleground. I visited Fredericksburg, and I can tell all of you that the Union general who ordered the attack on the wall was a total idiot. All the Confederates had to do was lay behind that wall and pick off the Union soldiers as they came up the slight slope. Sadly, I never made it to Gettysburg. The fall the XO and I planned to visit Gettysburg and northern Virginia, I wound up in the hospital.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 05, 2026 10:42 PM (DK5Sh)

115 75 For that guy who ate twinkies and etc... I am pretty sure he lost weight because his system was in shock and flushing all that nasty poisonous sugar as fast as it could, plus his deliberate malnutrition of literally everything else. He probably would have lost weight if he'd maintained his calories too, just not as much.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 10:26 PM (aJQbY)

He probably lost muscle mass, bone density too.

Posted by: Joemarine at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM (y171U)

116 I commuted to Harrisburg for about 6 months. Kind of a plain rust belt town. The drive through Gettysburg to DC in the dawn is amazing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

117 I heard about some professor eating mainly junk food to prove weight loss is just about calories probably 15 years ago. But a whole lot of normal people will not get satiated eating only junk food with very little protein and don't have an iron will to ignore cravings induced by such a diet. So normal people have an easier time with weight loss with almost any other strategy. Its probably easier to fast for 36-48 hours 1x or 2x a week than to eat only 1800 calories of twinkies and corn chips every day.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM (PV+Zw)

118 Oh, if Publius is out there - and Wolfus is in the market - Neil Armstrong’s boyhood home in Wapokeneta is up for sale. $430k
Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026


***
* laughs hysterically *

* runs off into the night *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)

119 {TiFW} a prayer for complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

120 77 Ever see Hitchcock's "Rear Window"?
Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske)

What about Gazebo?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2026 10:45 PM (yX0mH)

121
Re Sophia, I'm female so commenting from a different perspective, but her attractiveness for me is her realness. Messy, sweaty hair funny faces, athletic body. I would FAR rather watch clips of Sophia than Kardashian slideshow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 10:45 PM (mmrXZ)

122 I spent three years of my youth growing up a stone’s throw from the Rhein/Mosel Rivers in Germany and know those steep hillsides well.

And as far as I am concerned, the exported wine is divine.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 05, 2026 10:45 PM (ukytI)

123 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)

Wait! Don't go! I found something you might wanna look at. Give me a minute to find it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

124 I bought SPX because I'm a traveler from the future.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

125 I had some Billy Beer

Drank it. Good or bad? no remember

Had JR Beer for the Who shot JR party

I think it was just relabled Lone Star

Posted by: Miklos recalls with Extreme Vagueness at August 05, 2026 10:47 PM (XOG/m)

126 Harrisburg is on the Susquehanna River, which is nice.

Posted by: Longest River In The East at August 05, 2026 10:48 PM (JM9I6)

127 Come on Eileen

Posted by: Dexy's Irish Runner at August 05, 2026 10:48 PM (u/oMr)

128 Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 10:45 PM (mmrXZ)
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Yep. Well said.

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2026 10:48 PM (LzXLk)

129 124

You're in luck! There's PLENTY left.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 10:49 PM (RCjYY)

130 Stumbled across Donovan's EweTewb channel today. Amused to see that the latest vid is a couple of stills from the new movie with a minute snip of Donovan's Superlungs My Supergirl. Could have been better, but, oh well, go for current relevance coin, you old hippie.

https://youtu.be/fOwT7njEqfw

It is the hour to time-travel to tomorrow morning.
G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - one point twenty-one jigglewatts at August 05, 2026 10:49 PM (rQFmm)

131 Wolfus - and others - might enjoy these:

https://tinyurl.com/52x6vsuz

https://tinyurl.com/y2wh2w4j

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:50 PM (1Ff7Z)

132 * runs off into the night *
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Careful out there

Harry Lee ain't Sheriff in the Parish no more

Posted by: Miklos recalls Harry Lee as a very no-nonsense Chinese-American Jefferson Parish Enforcer at August 05, 2026 10:50 PM (XOG/m)

133 123 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)

Wait! Don't go! I found something you might wanna look at. Give me a minute to find it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)


Are you going to make espresso, too?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 05, 2026 10:51 PM (XPqtf)

134
General Relativity famously allows time travel in the most general case. Godel famously proved that with what is now known as the Godel metric. It required a rotating universe with a *negative* cosmological constant.

He intuitively saw the field equations allowed for this. Einstein said "Bullshit, Kurt!". Godel said, "I'll prove it." He did. When Godel said he could prove something, well look out.

The only problem with that is it leads to contradictions, Grandfather paradox the most famous one. Hawking proposed the "Chronology Protection Conjecture" which is a hypothesis that other laws of physics prevent such solutions from ever being possible.

That remains unproven.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

135 I would FAR rather watch clips of Sophia than Kardashian slideshow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone


Kardashians are so fake.

Posted by: Grok, Claude, etc at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)

136 97 CNN: Haley Stevens did well with working-class and African American voters.

Abdul El-Sayed "did very poorly" with those groups and "really just" ran up the score in college towns.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 10:33 PM (/+uur)
__________________________

The fact that it was so close was surprising. Stevens struck me as a bit of a naive loon. That race was supposed to be a run-away. Abdul El-Sayed was up in the most recent poll 54% to 39%. That's not a good sign for him.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (dIske)

137 Harrisburg is on the Susquehanna River, which is nice.
Posted by: Longest River In The East at August 05, 2026 10:48 PM (JM9I6)

Niagara Falls?! Slowly I turned....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (1Ff7Z)

138 They don't tune up their Rally cars in Germany?

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (oq9dX)

139 TiFW, I am glad they found the cause, and hope it is cleared up soon.

Posted by: Joemarine at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (y171U)

140 Are you going to make espresso, too?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 05, 2026 10:51 PM (XPqtf)

If I can get someone to express some milk, sure!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (1Ff7Z)

141 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)

Wait! Don't go! I found something you might wanna look at. Give me a minute to find it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

Are you going to make espresso, too?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 05, 2026 10:51 PM (XPqtf)

I love this place so much! It's like a Mandelbrot's set of inside jokes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (0aYVJ)

142 Are you going to make espresso, too?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth,

Wolfus isn't dead

He's moving

Posted by: Miklos requests rim shot (not like that, preverts) at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (XOG/m)

143 39 >>>There is a photo at the link if you're really, really curious to see the dog...and the aftermath.

I love this place! You can search high and low at Hot Air, but you will find no links to 2.4 lbs of regurgitated gummy bears.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 05, 2026 10:17 PM (syz1S)

This is a classy joint with proper information, Hot Air is just what it's name infers.

Posted by: moki at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (wLjpr)

144 85 -- Very popular Nebraska car sticker back in the day: If I owned Oklahoma and Hell, I'd rent out Oklahoma and live in Hell. Oklahoma ruined a lot of Thanksgivings.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (DK5Sh)

145 Careful out there

Harry Lee ain't Sheriff in the Parish no more
Posted by: Miklos recalls Harry Lee as a very no-nonsense Chinese-American Jefferson Parish Enforcer at August 05, 2026 10:50 PM (XOG/m)

Related to Sheriff Lamb in Las Vegas, I take it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:55 PM (1Ff7Z)

146 I don't want to see Hitchcock's rear window. Or anybody else's, for that matter. That's Bootygag's fetish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)

147 Niagara Falls?! Slowly I turned....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Ent by Ent.....

Posted by: Miklos notes at August 05, 2026 10:55 PM (XOG/m)

148 137 Harrisburg is on the Susquehanna River, which is nice.
Posted by: Longest River In The East at August 05, 2026 10:48 PM (JM9I6)

Niagara Falls?! Slowly I turned....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (1Ff7Z)

Harrisburg is just north of Three Mile Island.

I visited the capitol there years ago in my quest to hit all 50 state capitols. Of which I currently have 36.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 05, 2026 10:56 PM (ukytI)

149 This is a classy joint with proper information, Hot Air is just what it's name infers.
Posted by: moki at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (wLjpr)

Psst. Moki, don't forget to extend your pinky.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

150 99 No cat would eat 2.4 lbs. of gummy worms. Proves our superiority, right there.
Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 05, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

Had a beagle who learned to open the refrigerator, pulled out a glass casserole full of cheese potatoes in cream sauce with pork chops on top, ate the entire thing after breaking the glass, so who knows how much glass she ingested. When we got home, she looked like a garden hose that swallowed a basketball, moaning in pain, and we figured she was dead.

I tried to get her to puke, but she just didn't.

Next morning she was fine. Went out, took a dump, and was back to perfectly happy.

Beagles are the most obnoxious breed imaginable.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 10:57 PM (hfIju)

151 144

Boomer Sooner born,
and Boomer Sooner bred,
When I die I'll be Boomer Sooner dead.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 10:57 PM (RCjYY)

152 Can’t wait for November. Did the powers that be ever decide if we are still doing the clock changing thing this year?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 10:39 PM (yEz+x)

Who knows? Will the Senate vote?

Will they change the clock to 20 hours a day (10 AM, 10 PM), with 100 minutes/hour?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 10:57 PM (qx7Zg)

153
The fact that it was so close was surprising. Stevens struck me as a bit of a naive loon. That race was supposed to be a run-away. Abdul El-Sayed was up in the most recent poll 54% to 39%. That's not a good sign for him.
Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (dIske)

Calls for a meme: sweating superhero with two buttons facing him, marked "Al Qaeda terrorist" and "common Loon".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2026 10:58 PM (1z8ji)

154 Wolfus - and others - might enjoy these:

https://tinyurl.com/52x6vsuz

https://tinyurl.com/y2wh2w4j
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026


***
Fall 1966! In fact I just finished a short horror story set in October of that year, with mentions of the new show Mission: Impossible and music like Shirley Ellis's "The Clapping Song."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 10:59 PM (wzUl9)

155 144 85 -- Very popular Nebraska car sticker back in the day: If I owned Oklahoma and Hell, I'd rent out Oklahoma and live in Hell. Oklahoma ruined a lot of Thanksgivings.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (DK5Sh)

That's based off a quote from a Civil War general, I think Sheridan, but Texas was the subject of his scorn.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2026 10:59 PM (yX0mH)

156 Will they change the clock to 20 hours a day (10 AM, 10 PM), with 100 minutes/hour?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

A combination of the Julian and Mayan calendars would be diverse and inclusive.

Posted by: Big Time Miklos at August 05, 2026 11:01 PM (XOG/m)

157 {{{ COMountainMarie }}}

Sent you an email reply, sunshine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 11:01 PM (u82oZ)

158 Thanks for the tip for Jeffery the Librarian's videos. They are terrific.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2026 11:02 PM (/rGXJ)

159 Hi, Salty

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 11:02 PM (RCjYY)

160 155 144 85 -- Very popular Nebraska car sticker back in the day: If I owned Oklahoma and Hell, I'd rent out Oklahoma and live in Hell. Oklahoma ruined a lot of Thanksgivings.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (DK5Sh)

That's based off a quote from a Civil War general, I think Sheridan, but Texas was the subject of his scorn.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2026 10:59 PM (yX0mH)

During the pipeline era up here, there was a very popular bumper sticker that said "Happiness is 10,000 Texans headed south with an Okie under each arm."

We didn't care much for the oilmen and their snotty wives and kids.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 11:02 PM (hfIju)

161 Harrisburg is just north of Three Mile Island.

I visited the capitol there years ago in my quest to hit all 50 state capitols. Of which I currently have 36.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 05, 2026 10:56 PM (ukytI)

Isn't there a well-known hat company there?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

162 Calls for a meme: sweating superhero with two buttons facing him, marked "Al Qaeda terrorist" and "common Loon".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"common Loonie"

*checks CAD/USD exchange rate futures*

Posted by: Miklos hedges all bets at August 05, 2026 11:03 PM (XOG/m)

163 I would FAR rather watch clips of Sophia than Kardashian slideshow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone

Kardashians are so fake.
Posted by: Grok, Claude, etc at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)

The only, absolutely only, reason I'd watch anything with the Kardashians is watching aliens trying to determine if they're human, plastic, or a weird variant of a Venus fly trap.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)

164 {{{Captain Josepha Sabin}}}

Still have prayers for you and the XO.

Are you doing better?

I found your address, and will send a letter tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 11:03 PM (u82oZ)

165 I love this place so much! It's like a Mandelbrot's set of inside jokes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026


***
And edu-literate remarks too, like sock_rat-eez's rendering of "rosy-fingered dawn" this morning on the Tech Thread as "rhododactylos eos"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:04 PM (wzUl9)

166 Can’t wait for November. Did the powers that be ever decide if we are still doing the clock changing thing this year?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 10:39 PM (yEz+x)

If they do that one of my two vehicles clocks will always be wrong.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 05, 2026 11:05 PM (sl73Y)

167 If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
Posted by: mindful webworker


They come back from the future to buy the best vintages before they become known and expensive. Alcoholism is one of the risks of the temporal traveler.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)

168 {{{ COMountainMarie }}}

Sent you an email reply, sunshine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*stares at shoes*

Umm.. tell her I said hi, maybe

Posted by: Distinctly Diffident Miklos at August 05, 2026 11:05 PM (XOG/m)

169 Arbay used AI to write his resignation letter.
Madagascar weasels return in the spring to frolic and mate.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:05 PM (/+uur)

170 Keça Kafiroş,

https://tinyurl.com/rrx8y2s9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 11:05 PM (nqf1u)

171 Alcoholism is one of the risks of the temporal traveler.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)

Now do Corvettes Rolexes and Stocks

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:06 PM (/+uur)

172 They come back from the future to buy the best vintages before they become known and expensive. Alcoholism is one of the risks of the temporal traveler.
Posted by: Kindltot

Was gonna go back in time

But I got high

Posted by: Miklos yhinks "free" sedatives are in our future at August 05, 2026 11:06 PM (XOG/m)

173 155 -- Yes, I've seen it in various places with different names. The "Boomer Sooner" hit just the right brain cell and I actually remembered the bumper sticker. These days, I'm damn lucky to remember my own name.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 05, 2026 11:07 PM (DK5Sh)

174 2 “If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time
Posted by: mindful webworker - yum at August 05, 2026 10:00 PM (rQFmm)

Why would they go to the 20th or 21rst century?
I'll go with 'they know better'.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 11:08 PM (S1fh+)

175 Arbay used AI to write his resignation letter.

Has anyone actually seen Jason Arbay?

Maybe ...

Just maybe ...

He was a creation of AI all along !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 11:08 PM (3ZUWJ)

176 Calls for a meme: sweating superhero with two buttons facing him, marked "Al Qaeda terrorist" and "common Loon".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2026 10:58 PM (1z8ji)

______________________________

You know, if James Madison were here he'd appreciate my attempt at a movie reference. You guys are just mean.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 11:08 PM (dIske)

177 Srsly

You Greek homos want Dawn's Rosy Fingers?

Posted by: Rosie Palmer at August 05, 2026 11:08 PM (XOG/m)

178 xxford cemma
the double secret FiB against PDT

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:09 PM (/+uur)

179 Isn't there a well-known hat company there?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It's a travesty. Little girls with little curls slaving away.....

Posted by: Fluegel Street, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams at August 05, 2026 11:09 PM (JM9I6)

180 Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 11:08 PM (S1fh+)

Reforger, you're here! There's a case of RC waiting for you, courtesy of TRex.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

181 He was a creation of AI all along !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic

Let's not be too hasty here

Posted by: MiklosBot v300.56.99.47b at August 05, 2026 11:10 PM (XOG/m)

182 Maybe ...

Just maybe ...

He was a creation of AI all along !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 11:08 PM (3ZUWJ)

Judges would have accepted Sasha Barron Cohen act.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)

183 I'd have to say that June 1966, when school let out, to September of '67 when ninth grade began, was probably the happiest part of my youth. School was easy, I had good-looking girls in each of my classes (except phys ed, of course), spy shows were still all the rage, I kept up with current events and pop culture by watching Johnny Carson and Merv Griffin on Friday nights (and some school nights too when I could get away with it). Trek began that fall, but I wasn't into it yet; I preferred U.N.C.L.E. (which unfortunately was in its silly, campy season) and Mission: Impossible. Rex Stout's Wolfe stories were my favorites, until I discovered Ellery Queen that summer of '67.

And we had our first window A/C unit and our first stereo cabinet with a turntable, so I bought my own records with my allowance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:11 PM (wzUl9)

184 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:11 PM (wzUl9)

September of '67, I started Kindergarten.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

185 mnw

Looks like we are relying on draining the Iranian economy of actual cash. I wonder if the IRGC goons will accept IOUs to repress protesters, and the Iranian military fire AAA guns for free.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 11:13 PM (u82oZ)

186 Books that were never written:

"Running to the Outhouse" by Willy Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)

187 Judges would have accepted Sasha Barron Cohen act.
Posted by: r hennigantx


Throw the autistic, non-verbal, marathon runner for charity, author in the well !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 11:13 PM (3ZUWJ)

188 And we had our first window A/C unit and our first stereo cabinet with a turntable, so I bought my own records with my allowance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:11 PM (wzUl9)

In 75 (I was 15) got to watch Carson till the end of monologue.
After that it was my job to get to bed.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

189 117 I heard about some professor eating mainly junk food to prove weight loss is just about calories probably 15 years ago. But a whole lot of normal people will not get satiated eating only junk food with very little protein and don't have an iron will to ignore cravings induced by such a diet. So normal people have an easier time with weight loss with almost any other strategy. Its probably easier to fast for 36-48 hours 1x or 2x a week than to eat only 1800 calories of twinkies and corn chips every day.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM
****

Ding Ding Ding!

The article is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD (2010).

Note there's no mention of diabetes or A1C.

So, yeah...clickbait.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 11:14 PM (2Ez/1)

190 OE, I'll watch those videos all the way through tomorrow. I remember a lot of what I've already seen.

Somehow that sounds wrong. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:15 PM (wzUl9)

191 "The Yellow Sky," by P. Ayre

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

192 We need some rain in the PNW. 99 tomorrow. The smoke sucks. It looks good for a while, then the smoke rolls in again.

I did not see this last year, my first year in Idaho.

Reminds me of Colorado in 2020, and 2012.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:15 PM (0aYVJ)

193 Facebook thinks I am > 90 years old. I put an older birth in the registration to avoid ads.

I got no new ads for the month I belongs to Facebook.

But after leaving, and until this day, I still receive every hearing aid ad in the mail.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 11:15 PM (u82oZ)

194 Judges would have accepted Sasha Barron Cohen act.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Throw the autistic, non-verbal, marathon runner for charity, author in the well !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 11:13 PM (3ZUWJ)

He can handle traffic control in Ceuta, Spain, directing the invaders back to Morocco.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)

195
The Grandfather Paradox of time travel is the classic logical inconsistency: if I exist, I cannot exist, and if I don't exist, then I must exist.

How can the universe tolerate such a thing? Logic break downs. But there is another little trick. Suppose we say, never kill your grandfather or do anything that will result in such a paradox.

You can still have something very strange, a causal loop, a simple example is turning the Grandfather Paradox on its head. Rather than killing my grandfather, I go back in time and save my grandfather. Suppose I pop out in the past and notice my grandfather is about to be killed, and I act to save him.

I am now my own cause. I exist because I exist. This is a casual loop. A spacetime that allows such is dubbed acausal. Anything can happen. Matter/energy can exist in such loops "in the future" and can't be predicted from the initial conditions. Causality still breaks down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb)

196 OE, I'll watch those videos all the way through tomorrow. I remember a lot of what I've already seen.

Somehow that sounds wrong. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:15 PM (wzUl9)

Some times Fred Flix makes you sad to see what we had, but no longer do.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

197 And we had our first window A/C unit and our first stereo cabinet with a turntable, so I bought my own records with my allowance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

You plagiarized that from Barry Soetoro's quasi-biography

Posted by: University of Miklos at Delgado at August 05, 2026 11:16 PM (XOG/m)

198 Books that were never written:

Gardening for Aichmophobics by Hairy Potter ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 11:17 PM (3ZUWJ)

199 publius

Cue Heinlein's All You Zombies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 11:18 PM (u82oZ)

200 I'd have to say that June 1966, when school let out, to September of '67 when ninth grade began, was probably the happiest part of my youth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

September of '67, I started Kindergarten.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


I think my parents first met in '67. Maybe '68.

Posted by: mikeski removes himself from your lawns at August 05, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)

201 I was about to ask what the Four Retards did now, but I decided not to.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 11:18 PM (Y/06r)

202 The fact that it was so close was surprising. Stevens struck me as a bit of a naive loon. That race was supposed to be a run-away. Abdul El-Sayed was up in the most recent poll 54% to 39%. That's not a good sign for him.
Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (dIske)


Michigan has a GOTV movement, not actually Republicans, but pointed in that direction and against the Dems. Part of it is involved with the group Promethian Action PAC, which is a splinter group from the Larouchites.
The world is a stranger place than I expected

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 11:18 PM (rbvCR)

203 I am now my own cause. I exist because I exist. This is a casual loop. A spacetime that allows such is dubbed acausal. Anything can happen. Matter/energy can exist in such loops "in the future" and can't be predicted from the initial conditions. Causality still breaks down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb)
====

I don't get it.

Posted by: Edith Keeler at August 05, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

204 "The Grandfather Paradox of time travel is the classic logical inconsistency: if I exist, I cannot exist, and if I don't exist, then I must exist."

++++

Did I ever tell you that I'm my own grandpa?

Posted by: Ray Stevens at August 05, 2026 11:19 PM (2Ez/1)

205
In 75 (I was 15) got to watch Carson till the end of monologue.
After that it was my job to get to bed.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026


***
Until I was twelve I got shuffled off to bed most nights at ten p.m., and the babysitter took over. The year I turned twelve, Mom said, "I think you boys are old enough to be left alone now." She left at ten p.m. for private-duty nurse assignments at one of the hospitals, and of course my brother (four years younger) and I would stay up to watch at least part of Carson.

I preferred Merv Griffin's original syndicated Westinghouse show, held in a small theatre in NYC and featuring new comics like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, and Joanne Worley (later of Laugh-In). It aired at midnight here, so I didn't usually stay up for it except on Friday nights.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:20 PM (wzUl9)

206 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all get the rest and dreams you need.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 11:20 PM (u82oZ)

207 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:11 PM (wzUl9)

September of '67, I started Kindergarten.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

I was one years old. Glaring at my baby brother....not knowing that I would soon have two sisters; then another brother, then twins, brother and sister.

Yup. Catholic family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:20 PM (0aYVJ)

208 I don't get it.
Posted by: Edith Keeler at August 05, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

Oh, you got it all right.

Posted by: Truck Driver at August 05, 2026 11:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

209 You can still have something very strange, a causal loop, a simple example is turning the Grandfather Paradox on its head. Rather than killing my grandfather, I go back in time and save my grandfather. Suppose I pop out in the past and notice my grandfather is about to be killed, and I act to save him.

I am now my own cause. I exist because I exist. This is a casual loop. A spacetime that allows such is dubbed acausal. Anything can happen. Matter/energy can exist in such loops "in the future" and can't be predicted from the initial conditions. Causality still breaks down.
Posted by: publius


So, um, what if you go back in time, accidentally kill your own grandfather, but make sweet love to your own grandmother, and she gets pregnant with your dad? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Philip J. Fry at August 05, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)

210 I'm off to pillowland myself, all. See ya on the Tech Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:22 PM (wzUl9)

211 I preferred Merv Griffin's original syndicated Westinghouse show, held in a small theatre in NYC and featuring new comics like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, and Joanne Worley (later of Laugh-In). It aired at midnight here, so I didn't usually stay up for it except on Friday nights.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:20 PM
..............

So did I.

https://youtu.be/4RGxs8jzcUo

Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at August 05, 2026 11:22 PM (2Ez/1)

212 I'm off to pillowland myself, all. See ya on the Tech Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:22 PM (wzUl9)

Fun Fact: Pillowing is a Japanese euphemism for sex.

Posted by: Sho gonna see sompin' t'night at August 05, 2026 11:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

213 >>>No cat would eat 2.4 lbs. of gummy worms. Proves our superiority, right there.

Posted by: Krazy Kat

>Our feral cats needed a routine. We couldn't give them free reign of the dry food because they would gobble that shit, drink a bunch of water, and then the kibble shit would swell in their gut and they'd be puking all over the place. We had to ease them into the dry kibble with a half a can of wet shit so they wouldn't gobble and puff up. Of course, they were always begging for treats (no gummies).

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 11:23 PM (iySPJ)

214 I had to get a physical transcript from UT for a job in 1986.
I had to do an FS86 about 4 times in my life.

Fuck you Harvard and Oxford and Cambridge.

Everything is a lie.
Do you realize that the past, starting from yesterday, has been actually abolished? If it survives anywhere, it's in a few solid objects with no words attached to them, like that lump of glass there. Already we know almost literally nothing about the Revolution and the years before the Revolution. Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right. I know, of course, that the past is falsified, but it would never be possible for me to prove it, even when I did the falsification myself. After the thing is done, no evidence ever remains. The only evidence is inside my own mind, and I don't know with any certainty that any other human being shares my memories.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)

215 This is a casual loop.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Sometimes Socrates would just walk around and around the Agora, talking cool shit and having a brew like an ordinary cool dude.

Posted by: Miklosopoulos (no homo) at August 05, 2026 11:24 PM (XOG/m)

216 Fun Fact: Pillowing is a Japanese euphemism for sex.
Posted by: Sho gonna see sompin' t'night at August 05, 2026 11:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

ShoNufGun

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)

217 Holes in the bed by Mr. Completely

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2026 11:24 PM (1QNBK)

218 Reminds me of Colorado in 2020, and 2012.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:15 PM (0aYVJ)


Oregon in 2020-2021 too.
When Idaho is not getting the smoke, western Oregon is instead. The winds are backing around and you will be getting more smoke soon.

Rumor is that Oregon is not getting fire fighting funds from the federal government because the feds feel that the state has failed to document where the last payments actually went and suspect it was not used for the purpose they were provided.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 11:25 PM (rbvCR)

219 >> Posted by: Philip J. Fry

I remember that. If the Universe allows that, then it doesn't care about anything. We can do anything in the past we want.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

220 Holes in the bed by Mr. Completely
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2026 11:24 PM (1QNBK)

I lol'ed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:26 PM (0aYVJ)

221 Traveling backwards requires a multiverse. Traveling forward is theoretically possible.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 11:26 PM (KC5Lt)

222 Salty

Even tonight as I read this thread, I've gotten pop-up ads for incontinence underwear; Koreadates; and a pill that's better than the blue pill, and less expensive too.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 11:27 PM (RCjYY)

223 141 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)

Wait! Don't go! I found something you might wanna look at. Give me a minute to find it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

Are you going to make espresso, too?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 05, 2026 10:51 PM (XPqtf)

I love this place so much! It's like a Mandelbrot's set of inside jokes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 10:54 PM (0aYVJ)

Hey! no math!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 11:27 PM (0CU3H)

224 Darleen reminds me of Joann Worley sometimes.

But I can't tell her that

Posted by: Miklos understands the better part of valour at August 05, 2026 11:28 PM (XOG/m)

225 Our feral cats needed a routine. We couldn't give them free reign of the dry food because they would gobble that shit, drink a bunch of water, and then the kibble shit would swell in their gut and they'd be puking all over the place. We had to ease them into the dry kibble with a half a can of wet shit so they wouldn't gobble and puff up. Of course, they were always begging for treats (no gummies).
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 11:23 PM (iySPJ)


Cats prefer to get their water from food, the wet food is good for them. I have two cats that are 17 years old, and I credit that in part to them getting a quarter of a can of wet food in the evening, and an eighth of a can in the morning.
The other cats of that cadre are gone, now, one to cancer and one to an owl, but the wet food helps stretch their lives out I think.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 11:29 PM (rbvCR)

226 I preferred Merv Griffin's original syndicated Westinghouse show, held in a small theatre in NYC and featuring new comics like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, and Joanne Worley (later of Laugh-In). It aired at midnight here, so I didn't usually stay up for it except on Friday nights.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 11:20 PM (wzUl9)

Pike house about 1025 weather then JC. Finding a place to sit and having a drink or a beer or a book to watch JC.

I can almost be there with a few drinks

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:29 PM (/+uur)

227 Koreadates; and a pill that's better than the blue pill, and less expensive too.
Posted by: mnw

If a package deal....

Posted by: Miklos in the Tradition of J. Strom Thurmond at August 05, 2026 11:30 PM (XOG/m)

228 134 General Relativity famously allows time travel in the most general case. Godel famously proved that with what is now known as the Godel metric. It required a rotating universe with a *negative* cosmological constant.

He intuitively saw the field equations allowed for this. Einstein said "Bullshit, Kurt!". Godel said, "I'll prove it." He did. When Godel said he could prove something, well look out.

The only problem with that is it leads to contradictions, Grandfather paradox the most famous one. Hawking proposed the "Chronology Protection Conjecture" which is a hypothesis that other laws of physics prevent such solutions from ever being possible.

That remains unproven.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)


Larry Niven pretty much put the kibosh on time travel nonsense for the masses back in 1973...

Plus, no one ever seems to address the issue that it's a time-space continuum, which means that one must not only set a temporal destination, but then must also find the exact physical location of the temporal destination one wishes to travel to, which without a Universal reference and a spaceship is impossible.

Posted by: goozer at August 05, 2026 11:30 PM (eTh1u)

229 Even tonight as I read this thread, I've gotten pop-up ads for incontinence underwear; Koreadates; and a pill that's better than the blue pill, and less expensive too.
Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 11:27 PM (RCjYY)

who da fuck got my CVS shopping list

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:31 PM (/+uur)

230 90

Diet RC Cola is a low-calorie version of Royal Crown Cola, introduced in 1986. It was originally sweetened with NutraSweet and later reformulated to use different sweeteners, including Splenda, before being rebranded as RC Cola Zero Sugar in 2024.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 10:31 PM (Cqx++)
==
Wasn't it called "Diet Rite"?

Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 05, 2026 11:31 PM (Ws2ua)

231 Traveling forward is theoretically possible.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 11:26 PM (KC5Lt)

Absolutely, I'll see you in the comments tomorrow.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:31 PM (1Ff7Z)

232 Evening all,

We have a spacewalk in the early morning.

NASA - ISS Spacewalk #280
International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: August 6, 2026
Time: 7 a.m. EDT (1100 UTC, 13:00 CEST)

https://youtu.be/o-7xfL2GRmk

Posted by: Joyenz at August 05, 2026 11:31 PM (2F0/Y)

233 We can do anything in the past we want.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

At a Price

Posted by: The Eternal Feminine Memory at August 05, 2026 11:32 PM (XOG/m)

234 Time just keeps everything from happening at once

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 11:33 PM (5VNCl)

235 Howard Bryant, the writer trying to smear Sophie Cunningham as "anti-trans and anti-black," was arrested for choking his white wife, then assaulting a police officer, and then blamed his arrest on -- wait for it -- racism.

my violence be words
they words be voilins

Posted by: h bryant at August 05, 2026 11:33 PM (/+uur)

236 have you ever seen a detailed illustration of each unit's positioning and involvement on Day One?

Actually, yes. Well, "detailed" might be too far.
But, they used to have a fantastic sandmap (probably 8-10 feet across) setup at the visitor's center there, with a recorded narration, a clock on the wall, and little lights that lit up when they spoke about that particular unit. It was about a half hour, IIRC. Then it would loop and start over.

They redid the visitor's center a few decades ago, and I don't recall if that feature made it back or not.

Posted by: GWB at August 05, 2026 11:33 PM (kU0PQ)

237 Rumor is that Oregon is not getting fire fighting funds from the federal government because the feds feel that the state has failed to document where the last payments actually went and suspect it was not used for the purpose they were provided.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 11:25 PM (rbvCR)

There is also a dispute going on; farmers and ranchers in the Weiser ID (and across the Snake River in Oregon) area squaring up with firefighters, telling them not to burn the grass, that would create fire breaks, which feeds their stock. The Tartar fire is mostly burning grassland.

The Idaho firefighters were told to stand. The situation may have changed since I looked, but folks 'round here are a wee bit truculent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:34 PM (0aYVJ)

238 It is pouring down rain

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 11:35 PM (Ia/+0)

239 Darleen reminds me of Joann Worley sometimes.

But I can't tell her that
Posted by: Miklos understands the better part of valour at August 05, 2026 11:28 PM (XOG/m)

Wait! Don't tell me! Her scene on Emergency!, where she's doing scream therapy and scaring the lumberyard workers?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2026 11:36 PM (qx7Zg)

240 The Idaho firefighters were told to stand.

told to stand DOWN. Golly, I suck at typing my mindthoughts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:36 PM (0aYVJ)

241 It is pouring down rain
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 11:35 PM (Ia/+0)

Shit! The cake!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

242 Here is an interesting story.

My Elementary School from 1968 (3rd) to 71 (6th) (it was built in 195 does not exist.

It is gone. No pics. Nothing on the internet.

See 214.



Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:38 PM (/+uur)

243 I would love a good heavy rain right now. But, we are not expecting anything for a fortnight, at least.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:38 PM (0aYVJ)

244 It is pouring down rain
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 11:35 PM (Ia/+0)

Shit! The cake!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

HA!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:39 PM (0aYVJ)

245 It is pouring down rain
Posted by: Skip

Shit! The cake!
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Don't panic! The recipe is in Rose Levy's Cake Bible ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 11:39 PM (3ZUWJ)

246

The Merv Griffith Show

https://youtu.be/jGSfiUbAIrE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 11:40 PM (Cqx++)

247 The Idaho firefighters were told to stand.

told to stand DOWN. Golly, I suck at typing my mindthoughts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 11:36 PM (0aYVJ)

Welcome to my life. I leave out words all the time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 11:40 PM (S41Gd)

248 Actually, since it is NOT raining here I should water the garden before everything scortches.

Good Night, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 11:40 PM (3ZUWJ)

249 With all the time-travel talk, I'd just like to remind people that the next meeting of Time-Travelers Anonymous is last Saturday at noon.

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 11:41 PM (VHUov)

250 Don't panic! The recipe is in Rose Levy's Cake Bible ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 05, 2026 11:39 PM (3ZUWJ)

Thanks. But it just took so long to bake it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

251 Reforger, you're here! There's a case of RC waiting for you, courtesy of TRex.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

I'm only sort of here. I was on a break at work. Sipping a cold Coke. I rememberd the name of that street the cult lived on. Graves lane. Big common wall all down the back of all the houses.
And thank you TRex.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 11:41 PM (S1fh+)

252 Here is an interesting story.

My Elementary School from 1968 (3rd) to 71 (6th) (it was built in 195 does not exist.

It is gone. No pics. Nothing on the internet.
Posted by: r hennigantx


So, someone went back in time and whacked the architect?

What kind of Hitler was he going to turn into?

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov)

253
17 If you *really* want to get a feel for any battles your ancestors were involved in (or just in general) track down an old fashioned war game - the ones with maps and little cardboard and plastic tokens. You can play the battle the way it happened *or* you can try and do better.
Posted by: KCSteve at August 05, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ)

Oh yeah when I was young my dad had a Gettysburg table top game, one with the hex squares for your units. He taught me Gettysburg backwards and forwards with that game.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 11:45 PM (pfrqN)

254 I rememberd the name of that street the cult lived on. Graves lane.

(whistles innocently)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 11:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

255 There was an English figure in history, not Roger Bacon I don’t think, maybe somebody like that, did quite a lot of amazing stuff, can’t remember his name, but his origins are a bit murky and he had a shitload of money, leading some to speculate half seriously he must have been a time traveler.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 11:47 PM (5VNCl)

256 Don't tell me! Her scene on Emergency!, where she's doing scream therapy and scaring the lumberyard workers?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

It was Bubba, Bubba Jr., and Wilson from lot 275

And them boys don't scare easy

Posted by: Miklos has become quite the diplomat at August 05, 2026 11:51 PM (XOG/m)

257 The Merv Griffith Show

https://youtu.be/jGSfiUbAIrE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

pfft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuJHKVQ2kLA

Posted by: Miklos failed his audition for the Gong Show at August 05, 2026 11:54 PM (XOG/m)

258 Pro-Israel DEMs took a hell of a beating yesterday. Not just al-Sayed winning in MI. Others. too.

Former Congresswoman (and squad member) Cori Bush (D-MO) was the exception to the rule. Her comeback attempt failed. She used to brag about having been homeless and sleeping in her car.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 11:55 PM (RCjYY)

259 200 I'd have to say that June 1966, when school let out, to September of '67 when ninth grade began, was probably the happiest part of my youth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

September of '67, I started Kindergarten.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I think my parents first met in '67. Maybe '68.
Posted by: mikeski removes himself from your lawns at August 05, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)

Sheesh. I went to Kindergarten when I was four (1965), because mom couldn't stand having me around the house all day. Started first grade when I was five. Parents married in 1953.

So, yeah, I'm 29.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 11:56 PM (hfIju)

260
Fun fact of the Enormity of It All. Go outside and hold your thumb against the sky at arm's length. The end of your thumb is covering about 10 million galaxies to the edge of the observable universe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 11:58 PM (w6EFb)

261 tcn

I remember 1965! I think I got lucky the day you started first grade.











Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 11:59 PM (RCjYY)

262 So, yeah, I'm 29.
Posted by: tcn in AK

you smart lady

Posted by: Miklos, with the IQ and mentality of a 10 year old at August 05, 2026 11:59 PM (XOG/m)

263 261 tcn

I remember 1965! I think I got lucky the day you started first grade.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 11:59 PM (RCjYY)

Not with me you didn't!

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 12:00 AM (hfIju)

264 261 tcn

I remember 1965! I think I got lucky the day you started first grade.











Posted by: mnw

Somehow I expected Polaroids

Posted by: Miklos knows the rules about pics and happnin' at August 06, 2026 12:01 AM (XOG/m)

265 Even tonight as I read this thread, I've gotten pop-up ads for incontinence underwear; Koreadates; and a pill that's better than the blue pill, and less expensive too.

Posted by: mnw
---

How does one go about getting these ads?
I don't get anything.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 12:02 AM (nqf1u)

266 Somehow I expected Polaroids
Posted by: Miklos knows the rules about pics and happnin' at August 06, 2026 12:01 AM (XOG/m)

I don't think that was a photo he was shaking.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 12:02 AM (hfIju)

267
I just love that top picture. For some reason I love urban fountains. I guess it gives me civilization + nature.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 12:02 AM (mmrXZ)

268 I don't think that was a photo he was shaking.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 12:02 AM (hfIju)

The one where you had to turn the pen upside down?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 06, 2026 12:03 AM (1Ff7Z)

269 I don't think that was a photo he was shaking.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Oh...

Shakey's Pizza

I remember that

Posted by: Clean Minded Miklos, completely out the gutter at August 06, 2026 12:04 AM (XOG/m)

270 There’s a science fiction short story where almost the whole of the population of Bethlehem (you know when) are time travelers who object to the protagonist because every interaction he has changes something in their future.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 12:06 AM (3hgMF)

271 Good Night all

Jo Ejszakat kivanok mindenkinek.

Got pie to eat and a dog to get (not put) to sleep.

Posted by: Miklos is thankful for another day at August 06, 2026 12:06 AM (XOG/m)

272 Nite, Miklos!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 12:08 AM (1z8ji)

273 Oh, did you think it was the crucifixion? No he traveled to the night of Jesus’ birth.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 12:11 AM (3hgMF)

274
Fun fact of the Enormity of It All. Go outside and hold your thumb against the sky at arm's length. The end of your thumb is covering about 10 million galaxies to the edge of the observable universe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


You could crush their heads!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 12:13 AM (Cqx++)

275 $10 Star Wars movie?

From 1978 -

https://youtu.be/M4jLaOqpIvE

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 12:17 AM (2GVsD)

276
Former Congresswoman (and squad member) Cori Bush (D-MO) was the exception to the rule. Her comeback attempt failed. She used to brag about having been homeless and sleeping in her car.
Posted by: mnw

===============

Jamaal Bowman
Cori Bush
Jasmine Crockett

Democrats seem to be losing their taste for Foundational Black fraudsters in favor of Foreign Muslim fraudsters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 12:18 AM (mmrXZ)

277 260 Fun fact of the Enormity of It All. Go outside and hold your thumb against the sky at arm's length. The end of your thumb is covering about 10 million galaxies to the edge of the observable universe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 11:58 PM (w6EFb)


“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
― Douglas Adams

Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 12:18 AM (eTh1u)

278 1965?

I think a 110 camera would be time period correct.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 12:19 AM (2GVsD)

279
This is hilarious.


Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: Nearly TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE are publicly vouching for a man accused of cutting down Flock cameras in a small West Virginia town.

People commented:

- "He was saving my neighbor's dog from a fire all day, couldn't be him."

- "This man is innocent. I saw him serving at a soup kitchen."

-"Couldn't be him. He was helping me replace the roof on a homeless shelter."

The man, Wesley Jackson, has pleaded Not Guilty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 12:20 AM (mmrXZ)

280 Publius

On Aug 12, what should we expect in the night sky?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 12:20 AM (2GVsD)

281 @Badhombre
Aug 5

JUST IN: Indian animal abuser Shri Thanedar, who defrauded investors and drove his first wife to suicide after using her for a green card, has been crushed in his primary.

Best known for repeatedly filing frivolous impeachment articles against President Trump and for the small mammal that lives atop his head, Thanedar now joins Jasmine Crockett, Eric Swalwell, Al Green, Dan Goldman, and others in the unemployment line.

Denaturalize and deport this loser now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 12:23 AM (nqf1u)

282 Pike house about 1025 weather then JC. Finding a place to sit and having a drink or a beer or a book to watch JC.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 11:29 PM (/+uur)

Did you mean Pike as in Pi Kappa Alpha? My oldest brother was a Pike at U of H in 1968,69 or so. I think he was too drunk on the weekends to read a book.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 06, 2026 12:26 AM (SjAWL)

283 @libsoftiktok
Aug 4
Verizon reportedly violated the rights of Republican Congress members after they FAILED to notify them that their phone records were subpoenaed by Dem operative Jack Smith.

@verizon’s current CEO is also an anti-Trumper BLM activist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 12:27 AM (nqf1u)

284 I remember those cheesy 110:cameras. What garbage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 06, 2026 12:29 AM (u/oMr)

285 Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: Nearly TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE are publicly vouching for a man accused of cutting down Flock cameras in a small West Virginia town.

People commented:

- "He was saving my neighbor's dog from a fire all day, couldn't be him."

- "This man is innocent. I saw him serving at a soup kitchen."

-"Couldn't be him. He was helping me replace the roof on a homeless shelter."

The man, Wesley Jackson, has pleaded Not Guilty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Voir Dire is gonna be a hoot, too!

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 12:29 AM (VHUov)

286
Aug 12th is the peak of the Perseid shower. It will be new Moon, and also a solar eclipse. We won't see shit, the path will be far north, and then dip down over Spain. This will be the first total eclipse visible in the Spanish mainland since 1905. And then they'll get another one next year.

And, Jupiter, just coming off solar conjunction will just be visible before sunrise, and you'll get Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, and Saturn all in the morning sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:29 AM (w6EFb)

287
NASA 3D globe animations of the eclipse in various forms:

https://t.ly/IzWHU

Some parts of the NE and some other areas will see a partial eclipse.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)

288 Watching Vinegar Syndrome's "Reviver 3," a collection of short films. Wow. I was ripped off major.

Hi folks, Happy Thursday to you all. Hope the rest of your week, and the next week to come, are incredibly awesome and enjoyable.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2026 12:36 AM (CHHv1)

289
Voir Dire is gonna be a hoot, too!
Posted by: mikeski

================

Prosecutor: "Do you know the defendant?"

Juror: "Why yes. He was at a Starbucks with me on the day in question, helping me rewrite my resume and cover letter for a job at a home for crippled children. He was so knowledgeable!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 12:37 AM (mmrXZ)

290 I remember those cheesy 110:cameras. What garbage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 06, 2026 12:29 AM (u/oMr)

I had a Minolta that was pretty good. IIRC, it had sliding telephoto lens, and built-in electronic flash. Nice thing about it: very compact, would fit in a shirt pocket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 12:38 AM (1z8ji)

291 I see some eclipse path maps trying to use Mercator (probable web Mercator). They shouldn't even bother, and just stick with globe or more suitable polar projections.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb)

292 "A dog was rushed to an emergency veterinary clinic in Australia after eating 2.4 pounds of gummy worms."

- - - - - -
Read the Amazon reviews of Haribo sugar-free gummies. Hilarious!
(and they make a great gift to send to your lefty friends... ;-)

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at August 06, 2026 12:40 AM (RvWLU)

293 *UK NAVY: TANKER REPORTED HEARING TWO EXPLOSIONS IN HORMUZ

Must be from firework celebrations over the ceasefire

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 12:41 AM (nqf1u)

294 Voir Dire is gonna be a hoot, too!
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 12:29 AM (VHUov)


The judge is going to have to change venue, or figure out how to prevent jury nullification.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 12:44 AM (rbvCR)

295
The path of totality will just miss the North pole by about 62 miles.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:50 AM (w6EFb)

296 I see some eclipse path maps trying to use Mercator (probable web Mercator). They shouldn't even bother, and just stick with globe or more suitable polar projections.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb)

According to the NASA globe dealie, I might see a 20% eclipse.

Got three more sheets of roofing tin hung on the shop wall today. I am about run out of suitable screws. And I now have to re-shuffle stuff in the shop, like the hoist, to gain access to the next section of wall to be clad. I rejiggered my hoist so the jib boom with the pulley now sticks straight out in front of me as I stand on the stairs. I can now better see what I am doing, but I am forced to use a 2 foot long extension on my screw gun to drive the screws. But it seems to go a little faster this way, and I can put some good muscle into the screw gun without inducing a sideways wobble on the stairway.

Anyhow, going to get an early one. I want to get on the road for Red Deer at 0700 to get to the passport office to do a renewal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 12:51 AM (1z8ji)

297 Trump on gas prices: "We may have to send it up again.

You know what happens when we send it up, but we hope we don't have to"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 12:51 AM (nqf1u)

298 Aug 12th is the peak of the Perseid shower. It will be new Moon, and also a solar eclipse. We won't see shit, the path will be far north, and then dip down over Spain. This will be the first total eclipse visible in the Spanish mainland since 1905. And then they'll get another one next year.

And, Jupiter, just coming off solar conjunction will just be visible before sunrise, and you'll get Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, and Saturn all in the morning sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:29 AM (w6EFb)

There is always shitty frigging weather in jersey when the Perseid shower comes around. The only time I ever saw them good was in S. Dakota during the sturgis rally. This year sturgis starts tomorrow and goes to the 16th, so again, anybody there is going to have a nice meteor show.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 12:53 AM (S41Gd)

299
IT will be amusing to see some of the Flat Earth lunatics trying to explain this eclipse. They always come out of the woodwork with this stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)

300 We use to live in Mülheim (Moselle), just a bit away from Piesport and Trittenheim. Right in the vineyards. Beautiful country.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 12:53 AM (dK+Kv)

301
I've always had bad look with meteor showers, too. The only time I see any is when I'm not looking for 'em.

And we'll get a partial lunar eclipse visible here over most of the US (it's centered over South America this time -- look at some of the map projections and you'll see it)

Here around Simpsonville, SC, I'll see about 93%. No one will see totality.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

302
Heh, bad luck I meant, but "bad look" kinda works too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:57 AM (w6EFb)

303 299
IT will be amusing to see some of the Flat Earth lunatics trying to explain this eclipse. They always come out of the woodwork with this stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)

It's Bonnie Tylers all the way down.

Posted by: TEOTH at August 06, 2026 12:57 AM (vSQxE)

304
And forget the date for the matching lunar eclipse: Night of Aug 27 - 28.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:59 AM (w6EFb)

305 279
This is hilarious.


Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: Nearly TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE are publicly vouching for a man accused of cutting down Flock cameras in a small West Virginia town.

People commented:

- "He was saving my neighbor's dog from a fire all day, couldn't be him."

- "This man is innocent. I saw him serving at a soup kitchen."

-"Couldn't be him. He was helping me replace the roof on a homeless shelter."

The man, Wesley Jackson, has pleaded Not Guilty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



'Murica!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 01:06 AM (c711F)

306 It's Bonnie Tylers all the way down.

Her estate must have a big stake in her perpetuity. Wikipedia goes on and on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:08 AM (nqf1u)

307
For your amusement, here is a Flat Earther explaining a solar eclipse:
https://t.ly/69tdX

And the same guy sharing his observations and thoughts about the sun in general:
https://t.ly/QA-08

He notices these little spots on the sun, little black spots. He doesn't know what they are, but they're always there, he says. Hmmm, spots on the sun. Sun spots, maybe? You'd think that phrase might seem familiar, perhaps a Google search might freshen his memory?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 01:14 AM (w6EFb)

308
Why, it's just like a big ol' light bub with some bugs stuck to it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 01:17 AM (w6EFb)

309 And there's a codefendant, for real:

A 20 year old West Virginia University student entered not guilty pleas in Monongalia County Magistrate Court and was released on a $15,000 personal recognizance bond. He is accused of acting as an accomplice in the vandalism of automated license plate reader cameras.

Investigators state a Flock Safety camera was cut down and removed near Chestnut Ridge Road and Suburban Court in Morgantown on or about June 26, 2026.

One felony count of damage, destruction, or theft of equipment used by emergency responders, and one felony count of conspiracy.

This co-defendant was linked to the case via co-defendant Wesley Jackson, 20, who was arrested previously in July 2026 in connection with the same targeted camera destructions.

He is represented by Rosnick Law, which emphasized his presumption of innocence and noted that the case touches on wider privacy debates surrounding automated public surveillance.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 01:26 AM (NFX2v)

310 >>>One felony count of damage, destruction, or theft of equipment used by emergency responders, and one felony count of conspiracy.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 01:28 AM (dK+Kv)

311 He is represented by Rosnick Law, which emphasized his presumption of innocence and noted that the case touches on wider privacy debates surrounding automated public surveillance.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 01:26 AM (NFX2v)

lol

Let me translate:

"Could my client be guilty? Definitely. But even though they'll discipline me if I utter the words in court, we're are hoping for jury nullification."

Or as Jackie Chiles might put it, "If you've already had it with this shit, you must acquit."

Posted by: ONT LAW LLC at August 06, 2026 01:43 AM (A7YPA)

312 >>hoping for jury nullification.

Hope it happens!

F Flock.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 01:47 AM (rdVOm)

313 @visegrad24
14h
🇲🇽 Mexican streamer César Gastélum was fatally shot while broadcasting a live...
-----------
@FuerzasMex
14 May 2025
In Zapopan, Jalisco, influencer Valeria Marquez was deprived of her life while broadcasting live
----

American broadcasters are really lucky, if they don't like what you stream in Mexico the kill you.
There's video of both murders.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:51 AM (nqf1u)

314 Howdy, late-night horde!

Just settling down with an adult beverage, after dinner & chitchat with my lil bro. He made a *very long* drive today to get here. It's been good to catch up on things with him.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 01:52 AM (rdVOm)

315 American broadcasters are really lucky, if they don't like what you stream in Mexico the kill you.
There's video of both murders.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:51 AM (nqf1u)

. . .

Posted by: zombie charlie kirk at August 06, 2026 01:54 AM (iQuWX)

316 It's been good to catch up on things with him.

Posted by: JQ
--

Evening, glad you and bro had a good conversation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:00 AM (nqf1u)

317 Hi, Braenyard. How are you tonight?

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)

318 August 3, a long-range Ukrainian kamikaze drone attacks a beach full of tourists in Russia, leaving; six dead (3 children among them) and between 40 to 50 injured.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:07 AM (nqf1u)

319 Doing OK, drank too much last night before eating.
Didn't do that tonight. whew

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:09 AM (nqf1u)

320 >>Doing OK, drank too much last night before eating.
Didn't do that tonight. whew
---------

Hahaha, BTDT. Glad you've recovered.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

321 286
Aug 12th is the peak of the Perseid shower. It will be new Moon, and also a solar eclipse. We won't see shit, the path will be far north, and then dip down over Spain. This will be the first total eclipse visible in the Spanish mainland since 1905. And then they'll get another one next year.

And, Jupiter, just coming off solar conjunction will just be visible before sunrise, and you'll get Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, and Saturn all in the morning sky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 12:29 AM (w6EFb)

And in 2044 and 2045, the exact same eclipses reoccur - this time in the United States. Thanks to the Saros.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 06, 2026 02:13 AM (vV2t3)

322 We can watch it from Mars.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:16 AM (nqf1u)

323 When I was a child, big bro and I would sit atop the covered patio & watch all the shooting stars in mid-August. We didn't know there was a name for it, LOL.

Out at Grandma's place, there wasn't much light pollution, and the sky was usually clear. We could see the Milky Way, too. Very cool!

I miss those days, and those cool summer nights (after roasting during the days!), and mostly getting along with big bro...

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

324
On average, the Perseids have a average "peak zenithal hourly rate" (ZHR) of about 50 - 75 per hour. That's sort of an optimum based on clear dark skies, and if the radiant were directly overheard. You can look ZHR up if interested and how to calculate the real hourly rate from that.

So, theoretically, it's a pretty nice shower, with around 1 per minute expected at the ideal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 02:27 AM (w6EFb)

325 So, theoretically, it's a pretty nice shower, with around 1 per minute expected at the ideal.
Posted by: publius

Hubby & I would have friends over to sit 'way out back' in the yard and watch...until the stoopit city put in some obnoxious, bright LED streetlights and ruined the experience. Everyone out here already had enough of their own lighting; most would switch off by midnight.

Gotta make seeing easier for the criminals, I suppose.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)

326 Hey Horde, what's up?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 06, 2026 02:36 AM (ibDUx)

327 Hi, Debby!

*WE* are up, that's what! LOL.

*pours a Chivas...*

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

328
Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

============

Evening, JQ. I'm glad you get along with little bro and have those memories to treasure. Life sure puts us in unimagined places.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 02:37 AM (mmrXZ)

329 Hi, Blondie!

Unimagined places, indeed.

How are you? May I buy you a drink?

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

330
Probably one of the most intense meteor storms of all time was the 1833 Leonid storm (note "storm" rather than shower). Maybe 28 meteors per second.

Peak thought the world was ending at the time. Read the accounts, and there are some famous paintings.

That led to the formation of meteor science, and their true understanding as coming from space. Before that, they didn't really know, although Halley and some others of his day, calculated they had to be pretty high up in the air, and he suspected they were from space, but the idea of little space rocks wasn't known.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 02:41 AM (w6EFb)

331 Publius-- when did *Haley* become *Halley*?

That has bothered me for a long time.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)

332 Cheers JQ, and thank you, glad that your little bro came to visit.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 06, 2026 02:44 AM (ibDUx)

333 Hour to go, and been dreaming about working all night

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:44 AM (Ia/+0)

334
May I buy you a drink?
Posted by: JQ

===============

I would LOVE something over ice with a twist of lemon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 02:47 AM (mmrXZ)

335 >> when did *Haley* become *Halley*?

Halley himself didn't spell it consistently. He wasn't even consistent with his first name, sometimes Edmund, sometimes Edmond. At the time, Hailey, Haley, Haly, Hawley, Hawly, were used.

Halley has just become the standard spelling and pronunciation now. Really, there's no real definitive proof of how he would've pronounced it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 02:50 AM (w6EFb)

336 Little bro is the only fambly member what speaks to me anymore. And-- I'm the only fambly what speaks to him. It's cray cray. It's like we're on an island!

The rest of the fambly is *libtarded* and *covidiot* to the extreme.

Big bro isn't, but has other issues and so has cut us off for "personal" reasons. :shrug: It's just sad. We used to be so close.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:50 AM (rdVOm)

337 The meme is funny until it's not:

https://tinyurl.com/38b7hpcu

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 02:51 AM (ohSsM)

338 We always pronounced it Hailey, but later discovered he pronounced it like a hall in the house Hauly. Oh, well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:55 AM (nqf1u)

339 I would LOVE something over ice with a twist of lemon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Iced tea! (Long Island style or not, your choice)

Or... vodka/soda?

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)

340
Spelling consistency just wasn't really a thing until the printing press and dictionaries and all that. People just spelled things sort of how they sounded, and it wasn't really a big deal before.

That's sort of surprising considering how we think of the rules today.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 02:56 AM (w6EFb)

341 Aviation experts, please chime in.

Too close to not have someone investigated and fired for this:

https://tinyurl.com/4z8rmshe

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 02:59 AM (ohSsM)

342 Spelling consistency just wasn't really a thing until the printing press and dictionaries and all that. People just spelled things sort of how they sounded, and it wasn't really a big deal before.

That's sort of surprising considering how we think of the rules today.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 02:56 AM (w6EFb)
-

Reposting:

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": --

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

(cont.)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 03:01 AM (ohSsM)

343 (cont.)

By the 4th yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 03:02 AM (ohSsM)

344 341 Aviation experts, please chime in.

Too close to not have someone investigated and fired for this:

https://tinyurl.com/4z8rmshe
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 02:59 AM (ohSsM)

It's not like we had a recent air disaster in which a military whirlybird and commercial flight collided.

Posted by: player haters ball guest of honor at August 06, 2026 03:04 AM (zV6uX)

345 >> ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

ROFL. That's just funny, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:04 AM (w6EFb)

346 May I buy you a drink?
Posted by: JQ

===============

I would LOVE something over ice with a twist of lemon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 02:47 AM (mmrXZ)

Thats what I'm missing, a shot. I must have tried 4 or 5 times to pour one and kept getting side tracked and forgot. Its why I'll never have a drinking problem. I just don't crave it. I like it, but I just never crave it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:06 AM (S41Gd)

347 >> ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

ROFL. That's just funny, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:04 AM (w6EFb)
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Archived email from 1997.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 03:07 AM (ohSsM)

348 Howdy, Bers!

Woodford or JD or...?

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)

349 Blind Camera by @dtpisanty is an AI powered device that generates pictures from sound instead of light while preserving the experience of using a point-and-shoot camera. The horn is aimed at a sound, and with the push of a button, it's converted into an image. Images are therefore framed with ears instead of eyes since the camera can hear but cannot see. The resulting 'photo' is indexical of the surrounding soundscape and not of the scene in front of the camera. ...
--

https://tinyurl.com/3kss6cs7

doing what he has done how much more can be done with this concept?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 03:10 AM (nqf1u)

350 Aviation experts, please chime in.

Too close to not have someone investigated and fired for this:

https://tinyurl.com/4z8rmshe

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 02:59 AM (ohSsM)

If it was N Korea whoever screwed up would be executed by standing in front of an artillery canon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:10 AM (S41Gd)

351 Thats what I'm missing, a shot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:06 AM (S41Gd)
-

Been dieting for a month and a half +. Limit my whine a liquor to weekend only.

I really enjoy the stuff but I'm not desperate to break my rules, any more than I do for a tasty carb treat.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 03:10 AM (ohSsM)

352 Archived email from 1997.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Heh. I thought that looked familiar! Mom (college English instructor) had a copy of that. She said it *would* make reading easier for her ESL students.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:11 AM (rdVOm)

353 Howdy, Bers!

Woodford or JD or...?

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)


You can choose. Surprise me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:11 AM (S41Gd)

354 WINE.

NOT WHINE.

Not limiting my whining at all!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 03:11 AM (ohSsM)

355
THis is interesting. Up until the early 1800s, Western science largely rejected meteorites as being anything other than superstition and tall tales. That is, actual rocks falling from the sky.

Around 1794, a German scientist published an analysis of some of the supposed meteorites, showing their composition was quite different from earth rocks. The rejected that as just crazy talk. In 1803, there were a bunch of meteorites that fell in some French town, and they sent Jean-Baptiste Biot to investigate (He's the Biot in the Biot-Savart Law).

He conclusively proved the rocks fell from the sky and probably from outer space.

The science is never settled.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:15 AM (w6EFb)

356 Ok now these pop ups are showing me women older than me with low cut shirts and nice mellons and its either viagra, or some other sexual things. Are they insane? Show me jeri ryan, not the poster child for life alert.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:15 AM (S41Gd)

357 https://tinyurl.com/4z8rmshe
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 02:59 AM (ohSsM)

It's not like we had a recent air disaster in which a military whirlybird and commercial flight collided.

Posted by: player haters ball guest of honor
---

Saw a report of this earlier but no video.
This used to be referenced as benign neglect.
They should be fired.
Good guys need to tighten the screws on 'mistakes'.
We have many people who are virtually mistake free.
Especially in times like these where who knows if the fuck ups
are intentional or not. They gotta go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 03:16 AM (nqf1u)

358
Maybe we'll soon get ads for Donna Mills' Only Fans with some teaser pics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:16 AM (w6EFb)

359 I have not one pop up, not one commercial, It does take the site longer to load than any other but once 'comments' are loaded that's no longer a problem.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 03:18 AM (nqf1u)

360 358
Maybe we'll soon get ads for Donna Mills' Only Fans with some teaser pics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
---

Is she the one wearing diapers. There's a kink for that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 03:19 AM (nqf1u)

361
It went all the way back to Aristotle, who argued that meteors were due to combustible vapors drawn up from the earth by the sun's heat.

And that view sort of persisted up until 1803. They thought the "vapors" were of volcanic origin and such maybe, and if any actual stones fell, it was again due to volcanos throwing them up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:21 AM (w6EFb)

362 *Woodford Reserve*

You've been on a JD kick for too long, Bers. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)

363 Been dieting for a month and a half +. Limit my whine a liquor to weekend only.

I really enjoy the stuff but I'm not desperate to break my rules, any more than I do for a tasty carb treat.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 03:10 AM (ohSsM)

Wine is good for you. I'm on a sugar reduction quest to lower my A1c so I don;t have to hear my cardiologist. I'm doing really good. My sugar is in the 90's during the day only a couple hours after eating. I was watching vids of a dude who wears a glucose meter and he shows you what spikes your sugar and what doesn't. He did a bourbon and a little bit later it gave him a warning that his sugar was too low. You don't say, lol. Well then....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:22 AM (S41Gd)

364 *Woodford Reserve*

You've been on a JD kick for too long, Bers. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)

See? I knew trusting you was going to pay off. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:23 AM (S41Gd)

365 A social media influencer in Mexico was shot dead Tuesday night while streaming live on the site Kick, with viewers watching the event in real time, authorities said.

Cesar Gastelum, 25, was livestreaming outside a KFC in Culiacan, the capital city of Sinaloa state, around 8 p.m. local time when he was attacked. He was accompanied by two friends and dressed as a food delivery worker as part of a challenge.

Gastelum, who had nearly 600,000 followers on TikTok and was known for making comedy videos, was approached by two individuals riding a motorcycle, both wearing helmets. According to a clip from the livestream, the rider appeared to shoot a gun right at Gastelum
---

Apparently that's why he's dead.
-Orwell's essay on not using dumb words/fouling the language with wasteful words is an easy read. They ought to try it.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 03:23 AM (nqf1u)

366 Same for me, Braenyard, I do tend to use the desktop for most things and not my phone. I haven't had any of these pop ups.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 06, 2026 03:23 AM (ibDUx)

367 Aaaaand another popup. Trick to getting an erection. I don't need a fucking trick, everything works. What I need is this bullshit to end.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:25 AM (S41Gd)

368 My best desktop arrangement had a 32" screen. Woo! Could read that sucker from across the room. Loved it.

On a 24(?)" now. It's good. Can't imagine trying to surf on a freaking phone!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:27 AM (rdVOm)

369 Bers, what browser are you using? If this is not on a phone, just get the Ublock Lite extension and it will block it all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:27 AM (w6EFb)

370 Oh, and here I have win10 with Brave browser. No damned pop-ups!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:28 AM (rdVOm)

371
I also verified that turning off javascript on the damned Chrome for Android for this site worked as well, although embedding videos and that sort of stuff wouldn't work either.

The Edge browser for Android does have AdBlock in there somehow, don't remember if I had to install that or what, but it also blocked all this stuff. So, I'm basically just using Edge on the phone now for everything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:33 AM (w6EFb)

372 Hope Pixy can help ya all with the adware BS!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:36 AM (rdVOm)

373 I need to hit the tip jar-- been a while, but I don't have much extra these days. Usually give the odd amount 'leftovers' from my visa-gift shopping cards, but don't have any right now. Will fix that soon.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm)

374
Something I've noticed with Chrome and the others with Ublock running is that CPU will often spike after loading and reloading the comments page here. Sometimes for a long time.

I don't know for sure, but I suspect that's some of the ad stuff trying to run. I don't see it, but the way a lot of this works is it just hides it, but it still runs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:39 AM (w6EFb)

375 My best desktop arrangement had a 32" screen. Woo! Could read that sucker from across the room. Loved it.

On a 24(?)" now. It's good. Can't imagine trying to surf on a freaking phone!

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:27 AM (rdVOm)

I got a shit ton of extra flat screen TVs that can be used as a monitor. I'm sooo tempted. I have to use the phone to surf at the shop if I need harley related info, because the PC at the shop is soooo slow. It blows ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:40 AM (S41Gd)

376 I need a new PC. Both me and Mrs B need new ones. Ours are pretty frigging ancient. We were supposed to get new ones this month, but I found a really cute harley for her that she fell in love with and I brought it home yesterday. PC money went *poof*. Well it good to see her riding her own again anyway, I'm tired of carting her ass around, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:46 AM (S41Gd)

377 Now they're showing me underwear for women with incontinence. what...the...fuck...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:49 AM (S41Gd)

378 What did popeye say...thats all I can stands and I can't stands no more.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:52 AM (S41Gd)

379 Lol, Bers! Ain't that just the way it goes?

I need a new PC too. For when this one bites the dust. Don't know wtf I'm gonna do when windoze ten is no longer supported. Meh. I'm not a geek, so... pfft.

Smart phones are intimidating. They seem weak on security. Maybe it's just sh1tty apps?

1984 comes to mind. "We are the dead" scene, especially.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:53 AM (rdVOm)

380 LOL Bers, what a nice thing to do for Mrs. B, I'm glad that she loves it.

JQ, you got a nice crowd here at the bar tonight.

I am saying sweet dreams though, the usual aches and pains are indicating that I need to get horizontal.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 06, 2026 03:53 AM (ibDUx)

381 Eyelids drooping now. Can't stay up for techie thread...

Good night, horde. May your tomorrows be blessed.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:55 AM (rdVOm)

382 Lol, Bers! Ain't that just the way it goes?

I need a new PC too. For when this one bites the dust. Don't know wtf I'm gonna do when windoze ten is no longer supported. Meh. I'm not a geek, so... pfft.

Smart phones are intimidating. They seem weak on security. Maybe it's just sh1tty apps?

1984 comes to mind. "We are the dead" scene, especially.

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 03:53 AM (rdVOm)

Yeah, we really do need new ones. Was looking at new Dells since every one we got lasted forever. I think mine here is over 10 years old, and it just keeps working. My hard drive is getting full. I want a new one with those septillion gig hard drives and a billion ram, lol. Ram seems pretty damn expenisve these days. I have 16gig on this one and it was nowhere as pricey as 16 gigs of ram is today. The pc I was looking at was like $2200 by the time I added everything I wanted.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 03:57 AM (S41Gd)

383 Pixy speaks a language I don't understand. I was born too soon to understand it.

Really g'night now...

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 04:01 AM (rdVOm)

384 Time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:07 AM (Ia/+0)

385 If your computer is in working order you can put what you want to keep on an external HD and load it with Mint. It is very light and is much like Win 7, the learning curve for casual usage is minimal. (next to nill) It comes with common packages pre-loaded.

Most of the folks here installed it themselves. Putz here, paid $40 to have it installed. You will now have a 'like brand new' used computer. If you decide to buy new one's, well, you'll have a backup.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 04:11 AM (nqf1u)

386 As usual I'm overtime. See yall on the other side. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 04:15 AM (nqf1u)

387 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 06, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

Wednesday Night Cafe

sundownbenwolf.jpg
Ben Wolf

Pelican tries to eat a capybara. But he's a pelican't.

Cat has good precision-jumping skills.

Dog is all bark.

A weird glow-headed fish.

ICYMI: This yappy little dog loves the stairs.

Urban goat.

Kitten is a selfie queen.

Moon transport.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:34 PM




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1 Nooded, y'all.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

3 And SPONGE!! Holy cats, on a Cafe thread?

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (NcvvS)

4 Would have been first, not that need to but trying to swat away ad was very difficult

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Hey Skip, the last thread is hanging, too. Did take my nood, but that's it.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:41 PM (NcvvS)

6 When I launched Fascinating History, I wondered if a professional historian could compete with the daily scroll.

Don't give the wingsuit guys any ideas!

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 07:43 PM (KsZMV)

7 Cool drone footage

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 07:44 PM (m7NHf)

8 Thanks for the cafe, Ace!

And the rest of the day's threads too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2026 07:44 PM (NnhvP)

9 Ok, wife just got home. Good night, all!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:45 PM (NcvvS)

10 There you have it.

>>@JeffClarkUS
·
1h
>>+2

>>Good grief, it’s even worse than I thought.

>>They didn’t just deliberately misspell Oxford as Oxferd, they substituted in a zero ( 0 ) for an “o” so that it’s not Comma, it’s C0mma.

>>Totally designed to foil FOIA requests.

>>It should be investigated as an obstruction of justice. You know, some real obstruction of an official proceeding.

>>I consulted with a document expert. He measured the o-looking letter/digit in the document and concluded it was a zero.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 07:46 PM (viF8m)

11 That cat perch mounted on door glass is nice work

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

12 Top pic:

Don't jump!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Channeling dementia Joe at August 05, 2026 07:48 PM (rQFmm)

13 @10

>>There you have it.

Clearly there is mens rea in the naming of the investigation.

Wood chippers all around.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)

14 500 Years of Women's Corsets, Stays, and Bras | A Dress Historian Explains Bustlines & Necklines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLCca7u2j4

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 07:54 PM (jrgJz)

15 My father, who died fairly young in 1990, was stoic yet funny and literally campaigned for Goldwater (my old joke about the trolls). Oh and he adored Ayn Rand.

I'm trying to imagine going back and telling him that in the 2020's, people in America get fired and blacklisted for saying that only women should play in women's sports. I'm trying to imagine his reaction.

Then again if I told him his other two sons became leftards, that reaction I know.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (gGWDB)

16 substituted in a zero ( 0 ) for an “o”

On the comments font on my browser, 0 and o look the same. The composition box, apparently, is a different font, because the zero is tall (but not as fat as capital O).

Obviously, we need to re-boot the printed alphabet. It's the only @nʃvveʁ.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ball of confusion at August 05, 2026 07:57 PM (rQFmm)

17 Hello cafe friends!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 07:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 Wasn't sure what to expect in Moon Transport
Very cleaver

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

19 Clearly there is mens rea in the naming of the investigation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)

MENS REAAAAA

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:00 PM (gGWDB)

20 Love that little stair-loving bulldog. Some bulldogs are not lazy. Both of mine love to go out for a run.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)

21 14 500 Years of Women's Corsets, Stays, and Bras | A Dress Historian Explains Bustlines & Necklines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLCca7u2j4
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 07:54 PM (jrgJz)

Ohhhh…I found my back up! Yay!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 08:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 Corsets, Stays, and Bras
---------

I was born in the wagon of a travelin show

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:02 PM (gGWDB)

23 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

24
*door bangs open*
*trudges in*

Hell of a day. Hey! How about getting me a beer?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (O0L8i)

25
A good day, problems resolving themselves, expenses expected taken care of, healthy, happy, and more important so is the family near and extended.

I hope the same for all of you.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Y8DZL)

26 Mens rea should not sound as gross as it does but dang does it ever sound like it ought to mean something gross.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Vq1pX)

27 I was born in the wagon of a travelin show
Posted by: ...

At least it's not a Greyhound bus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

28 15 My father, who died fairly young in 1990, was stoic yet funny and literally campaigned for Goldwater (my old joke about the trolls). Oh and he adored Ayn Rand.

I'm trying to imagine going back and telling him that in the 2020's, people in America get fired and blacklisted for saying that only women should play in women's sports. I'm trying to imagine his reaction.

Then again if I told him his other two sons became leftards, that reaction I know.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (gGWDB)

Evening, Horde.

My father passed away on the youngish side in 2007. He was a very respectable doctor, but I recall he fell for the Fauci-generated AIDS panic back in the day, hook, line, and sinker. We were all gonna DIIIEEE!!!!

Wonder what his reaction would be to my 'splaining the Covidiocy to him now. Prolly just as well he isn't around anymore.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (SgdqL)

29
Re the big moon impact of that Falcon 9 2nd stage last night. It happened as predicted, but nobody, even the professionals were able to see anything, not even reflected light from a dust plume.

The Very Large Telescope down there in Chile was looking, and the spectrographs saw the chemical signature of sodium and lithium kicked up. So it it hit and did kick up some ejecta. A couple of other observatories saw the same spectral signatures as well.

So, it happened, but absolute nothingburger as far as anything to see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (w6EFb)

30 I'm catching up! From El-Sayed Wins Nom:

73 >>>67 The creature on the left in the top pic does look like an HR lady . . . but what does "quirk chungus" mean?

he meant quirky chungus. Spoiled the tweet, sadly.

"Chungus" just means a big chubby person.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)


"Quirk Chungus" comes from a 2020 iFunny comic poking fun at Ye Olde Millenials. I'm beginning to suspect you're not really almost 29!

Know Your Meme:
https://tinyurl.com/46hhkax2

Posted by: SciVo at August 05, 2026 08:06 PM (Sy6m/)

31 My orange painting See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (KC5Lt)

32 There was briefly a punk club in Heritageville called Club Baby Seal. They even had the neon sign with the seal's eyes x'ed out.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (nDXEV)

33 I hope the same for all of you.
Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Y8DZL)

Nice! Back atcha, Auspex.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (zYpTz)

34 24
*door bangs open*
*trudges in*

Hell of a day. Hey! How about getting me a beer?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM

Fridge is open! But I spilled water back there. Be careful!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 I liked questionable content.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:08 PM (Vq1pX)

36 At least it's not a Greyhound bus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

That's not the worst part -- Hwy 41 is nothing but strip malls now.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 08:08 PM (nDXEV)

37 At least it's not a Greyhound bus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

I love those dudes so much - but that song never did much for me!

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:09 PM (gGWDB)

38 JOHN SOLOMON: John Thune and Tom Cotton Are Blocking the DOJ From Obtaining the Brennan Transcripts, and Todd Blanche Has Failed to Force Their Release.

This has been going on for eight months. They are needed for the Florida Grand Jury. You don't hate these RINOs enough.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:10 PM (3ImbR)

39 The lawyer for the latest hyper-masculinity project of the Democrat Party, Kirill Basin, indicated in court Tuesday that his client intends to plead not guilty to two charges of making terroristic threats.

"These are just allegations. My client has a presumption of innocence,' Brandon Segal, Esq., told the Wailuku courtroom. He also slammed Basin's $1 million bond for bail as "outrageous".

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 05, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

40 Hell of a day. Hey! How about getting me a beer?
Posted by: Hadrian


*checks fridge*

There's a half-empty Modelo Especial with the cap loosely hammered back on that's been sitting in the fridge for I think maybe two weeks or so. Want a glass with that?

Posted by: mindful webworker - yum at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (rQFmm)

41 If you are wondering why the corrupt FBI named their investigation of Trump Oxford Comma because he fired Comey, wonder no more.

https://tinyurl.com/4brp6uvr

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)

42 Ohhhh…I found my back up! Yay!
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 08:00 PM (ZdaMQ)
___________________

Hey, Piper. I have a fashion note for you. Chivalry of holding a door for a woman. Lot's of people like to attribute this to Medieval knights allowing women to go first on the off chance that an enemy is on the other side. That is nothing but myth and hogwash.

The true reason the chivalrous act of holding a door for a woman occurred was due to the fashion during Medieval times and pragmatism. Heavy, restrictive hoop skirts and large dresses made it physically difficult for women to reach door latches or navigate entryways unassisted, prompting men to step in as a matter of functional help and social custom.

So, essentially, thanks to Medieval hoop skirts, feminists give me the side eye when I hold the door for them. The irony being that such feminists are unaware that it was the result of stupid outerwear choices of women in 500-1500 AD.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (dIske)

43 Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:10 PM (3ImbR

I can see Thune by why Cotton?

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)

44 Hey, it's like that old cliche. "Aim for the moon. That way if you miss, you'll still wind up in the cold dead embrace of empty interstellar nothingness."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (Vq1pX)

45 *door bangs open*
*trudges in*

Hell of a day. Hey! How about getting me a beer?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM


Here you go!

* bats eyes *

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at August 05, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

46 At least it's not a Greyhound bus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

That deserved an Dicky Betts sock ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 05, 2026 08:13 PM (3sXRv)

47 Evenin’, All. Happy Wednesday night.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

48
Lamb steak for dinner. Super excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

49 you are wondering why the corrupt FBI named their investigation of Trump Oxford Comma because he fired Comey, wonder no more.

https://tinyurl.com/4brp6uvr
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:11 P

I dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM (lCppi)

50 Well, Ol' Robbo's beloved Nats seem to be flaming out now after their best season start since '19. Oh, well.

When does MAC football start? GO, MIAMI REDHAWS!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM (SgdqL)

51 "That's not the worst part -- Hwy 41 is nothing but strip malls now.
Posted by: Dr. Varno"

Well, not all of it. Highway 41 runs South out of Macon (home of the Allmans) and passes about 300 yards from here. I tell everyone Dickey Betts was born right over there.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)

52 Hey, Piper. I miss you.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

53 My orange painting See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (KC5Lt)

Dude.

That is wonderful. Just, dang!

I am the worst when talking about art. But I like what I like.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (0aYVJ)

54
I see some idiots on X are complaining about the moon impact. This is basically leftoid Elon haters who know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about. He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

55 >>>barreleye

I think I've seen someone commenting with that name.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (syz1S)

56 At least it's not a Greyhound bus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

That deserved an Dicky Betts sock ...
Posted by: browndog

I shoulda.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (m7NHf)

57
I dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM (lCppi)

____________

Oxfurd? Oxfyrd? Oxfird?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (O0L8i)

58
He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

____________

The heathen Chinee just let them fall on their workers and peasants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

59 I think these are poo flinging chimpanzees.

https://tinyurl.com/3vzssv45

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 05, 2026 08:17 PM (ndZc7)

60 I'll take an oxford comma over a cambridge en-dash.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:17 PM (Vq1pX)

61 48 Hadrian, sounds wonderful. Precise directions to your place, please. I’ll bring the booze.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:17 PM (77rzZ)

62 >>I dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

FOIA requests for documents must be specific. You need to specify exactly what you are looking for by proper name, misspellings, even obvious ones, will not be honored.

If you put in a FOIA request for documents related to a case named Oxford Comma and actual name of the investigation is Oxferd C0mma, you will be told there are no documents response to your request.

And that's exactly what happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m)

63 Dude.

That is wonderful. Just, dang!

I am the worst when talking about art. But I like what I like.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X

I like the reflection off the rails and the train crossing the bridge in back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:18 PM (m7NHf)

64 I see some idiots on X are complaining about the moon impact. This is basically leftoid Elon haters who know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about. He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

Ever since I was a kid
You sure looked good to me
Now, I'm a man full-grown, and I
Know what I hate to see
it might be tomorrow
(Oh, well) I just don't know
(Oh, well) it might take years
I wonder when they're going to destroy your face...

Posted by: Poor Moon By Those Dirty Hippies Canned Ass at August 05, 2026 08:19 PM (ftsic)

65 I dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM


It was Oxferd C0mma. Two little "misspellings" to foil FOIA searches. Search for "Oxford Comma", get zero returns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)

66 I thought this was America!

Minnesota man charged for laying spike strip to keep those darn kids off his lawn!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 05, 2026 08:21 PM (ndZc7)

67 Government employees who get cute like that, should be keel-hauled

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (nERSu)

68 54
I see some idiots on X are complaining about the moon impact. This is basically leftoid Elon haters who know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about. He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

Heh. I may be the only person left on the planet who remembers the brief, 1979, show called "Salvage 1" in which Andy Griffith played an entrepreneur who had a vision of salvaging NASA leftovers off the Moon for fun and profit.

Now that Elon and friends are distributing more such stuff, seems to me time for a reboot.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

69 McConnell has remotely put his name on the following legislative items:
* The Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russia Act of 2026
* A Resolution Honoring Senator Lindsey Graham
* Burma Sanctions Amendment
* Ukraine Battlefield Lessons Amendment
* Open Technology Fund Amendment

tinyurl.com/j6d4fesx

Posted by: Bernie Lomax (R, KY) at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (88C+u)

70 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (0aYVJ)

Thanks Mr Mahon .

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:23 PM (KC5Lt)

71
Government employees who get cute like that, should be keel-hauled

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (nERSu)

____________

Some rogue in the Cincinnati office. Let's move on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:24 PM (O0L8i)

72
Burma Sanctions Amendment

__________

Aren't we supposed to call it Myanmar? Which sounds like some plastic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)

73 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

I think we have four Lunar Rovers left on the moon where moon grass is growing around them and a space refrigerator leaning up against one of them.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:27 PM (KC5Lt)

74 If you're going to do black book ops, don't actually write shit down in a literal black book so people can find it and drag your whole fucking clique over it.

Fuck's sakes, dumbasses, you're supposed to be the Professionals?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:28 PM (Vq1pX)

75 Aren't we supposed to call it Myanmar? Which sounds like some plastic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Navy holds Top Gun there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:28 PM (m7NHf)

76 New York Post @nypost
Max Miller blows past deadline to drop out of the race and let Republicans easily replace him trib.al/Erhm1ws

Posted by: welp, one down at August 05, 2026 08:28 PM (88C+u)

77 I can see Thune by why Cotton?
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)
____________________

Participation on the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence changes people. It's why I will never trust Rubio despite his current behavior.

That whole committe was instrumental in the progression of the Russia Hoax....including Cotton and Rubio.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 08:29 PM (dIske)

78 "Heh. I may be the only person left on the planet who remembers the brief, 1979, show called "Salvage 1"

Absolutely not. I loved that show. When I was a kid (before the show) I wanted to build my own rocketship. I had plans and everything.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:29 PM (MWfyi)

79 Ach! ‘Sferd comma.
— Ach! God’s ferd comma (in German Shakespeare)

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:29 PM (77rzZ)

80 73 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

I think we have four Lunar Rovers left on the moon where moon grass is growing around them and a space refrigerator leaning up against one of them.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:27 PM (KC5Lt)

PROFIT!

Posted by: The Lunar Gnomes at August 05, 2026 08:30 PM (SgdqL)

81 I can see Thune by why Cotton?
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)
~~~~~

Have no idea what happened to him, but he's always standing right there next to Thune, Barrasso and Lankford.

Cotton was a Tomb Guard when he was in the Army and I always thought very highly of him. No more. I used to like Barrasso too.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:31 PM (3ImbR)

82 Keça Kafiroş,

https://tinyurl.com/rrx8y2s9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 08:31 PM (nqf1u)

83 dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM

It was Oxferd C0mma. Two little "misspellings" to foil FOIA searches. Search for "Oxford Comma", get zero returns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at


Devious

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:32 PM (lCppi)

84 Duncan, what’s the second misspelling?

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

85 >>Cotton was a Tomb Guard when he was in the Army ...
Posted by: IrishEi?!
---

He's still a guard, different tomb.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 08:34 PM (nqf1u)

86 These Are the Coolest Collisions In Space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myVjEFu-ENo

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 08:34 PM (jrgJz)

87 It was Oxferd C0mma. Two little "misspellings" to foil FOIA searches. Search for "Oxford Comma", get zero returns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at


Devious
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:32 PM (lCppi)

I think autocorrect was part of the evil plan.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:34 PM (KC5Lt)

88 Salvage 1 bored me to tears but I loved that "Stowaway to the Moon" tv movie from the 70s.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 08:35 PM (nDXEV)

89 Fucking L33t H@xx0r skills, there, feebs.

And "Eats shoots and leaves", right? Shoots? Right? Like you want to shoot your boss? Ha ha, you're so clever, it makes my balls hurt.

Shitheads. Stick'em all into an elevator on their way to some special secret award for how great they all are, and then cut the fucking cable at the top.

What a tragedy, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (Vq1pX)

90 Rubio is the DS plant.

Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)

91 what’s the second misspelling?
~~~~~

A zero instead of the letter o in comma

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:37 PM (3ImbR)

92 Rubio is the DS plant.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)

I'm starting to think he's an honest to goodness turncoat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (Vq1pX)

93 Reminds me. Time to watch Moon with Sam Rockwell again. And Seven Psychopaths. Sam Rockwell may be my favorite actor.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (KC5Lt)

94 Rubio is the DS plant.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)
~~~~~

I don't think so.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:39 PM (3ImbR)

95 78 "Heh. I may be the only person left on the planet who remembers the brief, 1979, show called "Salvage 1"

Absolutely not. I loved that show. When I was a kid (before the show) I wanted to build my own rocketship. I had plans and everything.
Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:29 PM (MWfyi)

So, do you also also recall the short-lived series "Flying High," about three airline stewardesses including Connie Sellecca from the same time period?

Ol' Robbo was in his mid teens in those days and was....impressionable.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:40 PM (SgdqL)

96 91. OK, I’m not seeing that. Not denying it, just not seeing it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

97 Devious

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:32 PM (lCppi)

0ur D3mocracy

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:42 PM (jZpz1)

98 "Flying High,"

No, I don't remember that one. It sound like something Cheech and Chong would do.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:42 PM (MWfyi)

99 My second orange painting. Ignore the sale caption . I was experimenting with the website.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:42 PM (KC5Lt)

100 Imagine you actually are some kind of competent hammond eggers three letter doing actual secret high level work, and these fucking groin idiots who can't op their way out of a wet paper bag with 100% media cover and a bottomless expense account get to boss you around and act like they're the Real Deal, and not you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:43 PM (Vq1pX)

101 94 Rubio is the DS plant.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)
~~~~~

I don't think so.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:39 PM (3ImbR)

I don't know what the hell to make out of Lil' Marco. He's blowin' with the wind now, but what happens if and when he becomes the wind?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:43 PM (SgdqL)

102 The four lunar landers were scrapped during my Cash for Clunkers program.

Posted by: Barry O at August 05, 2026 08:43 PM (JM9I6)

103 >> OK, I’m not seeing that. Not denying it, just not seeing it.

You aren't seeing it because this place is not printed word, it's digital. When they are printed you can tell the difference between the two.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:44 PM (viF8m)

104 68 54
I see some idiots on X are complaining about the moon impact. This is basically leftoid Elon haters who know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about. He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

Heh. I may be the only person left on the planet who remembers the brief, 1979, show called "Salvage 1" in which Andy Griffith played an entrepreneur who had a vision of salvaging NASA leftovers off the Moon for fun and profit.

Now that Elon and friends are distributing more such stuff, seems to me time for a reboot.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

wait wait wait

I'm getting the feeling that you might not be 29*.

*I remember Salvage 1. Liked it a lot. I might not be 29, either, come to think about it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 08:44 PM (0CU3H)

105 >>Cotton was a Tomb Guard when he was in the Army ...
Posted by: IrishEi?!
---

He's still a guard, different tomb.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 08:34 PM (nqf1u)

Right? The people that end up in congress and the senate are like bananas. They start green (new comer), then slowly start turning yellow (cowards), and then right to fucking rotten.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 08:44 PM (S41Gd)

106 Time to watch Moon with Sam Rockwell again. And Seven Psychopaths. Sam Rockwell may be my favorite actor.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (KC5Lt)

Watch it before someone kills Guy!

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 08:45 PM (88C+u)

107 Rubio is the DS plant.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)

I'm starting to think he's an honest to goodness turncoat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (Vq1pX)

What the hell is he doing now??

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 08:46 PM (S41Gd)

108 >>>OK, I’m not seeing that. Not denying it, just not seeing it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
~~~~~

See JackStraw's post at #10. If you look carefully you can see the difference in the two commas.

Can't show you here because it doesn't work with this font. Straw copied/pasted and it's obvious in that.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:46 PM (3ImbR)

109 >>>OK, I’m not seeing that. Not denying it, just not seeing it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
~~~~~

See JackStraw's post at #10. If you look carefully you can see the difference in the two commas.

Can't show you here because it doesn't work with this font. Straw copied/pasted and it's obvious in that.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:46 PM (3ImbR)

110 What did Rubio do to earn the derision?

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:47 PM (MWfyi)

111 Watch it before someone kills Guy!
Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 08:45 PM (88C+u)

Promoted to Roc Ingersol.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:47 PM (KC5Lt)

112 wai
t wait wait

I'm getting the feeling that you might not be 29*.

*I remember Salvage 1. Liked it a lot. I might not be 29, either, come to think about it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 08:44 PM (0CU3H)

Am, TOO!! And for many years now!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (SgdqL)

113 I'm starting to think he's an honest to goodness turncoat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (Vq1pX)

What the hell is he doing now??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 08:46 PM (S41Gd)

I meant he was definitely Uniparty, but now he seems like he's actually team MAGA, for real.

I don't expect perfection from the guy, but I'm pretty happy with Secretary Rubio all in all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (Vq1pX)

114 What did Rubio do?

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (KC5Lt)

115 What did Rubio do?
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (KC5Lt)

Acc said he's deep state, and i said he might be a legit turncoat... but i meant *for our side*.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:50 PM (Vq1pX)

116 110 What did Rubio do to earn the derision?
Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:47 PM (MWfyi)

Pretty solidly GOPe back in 2016.

Please clap.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:51 PM (SgdqL)

117 >>Imagine you actually are some kind of competent hammond eggers three letter doing actual secret high level work, and these fucking groin idiots who can't op their way out of a wet paper bag with 100% media cover and a bottomless expense account get to boss you around and act like they're the Real Deal, and not you.

When Mueller was the FBI Director, he changed the promotion procedure and structure of the FBI and it stayed that way through Comey. Basically, it promoted loyalty to the leadership and centralized power in the DC office.

If you look at all the shit run against Trump it was pretty much the same people over and over. More evil than idiots. The name Oxford Comma was an homage to Comey, he was known as a fan of the Oxford Comma at the FBI. Ok, evil fags.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:53 PM (viF8m)

118 Salvage 1 was when I first realized I had the ability to remove shows from a line up just by liking them. Battlestar Galactica was another. Many followed until I just quit watching TV.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 08:54 PM (S1fh+)

119 Rubio was a tea party favorite and lived up to expectations and then he made the horde mad by teaming with other hated Republicans and Dems to put together a bipartisan immigration reform plan.

The horde allows no deviation from the plan.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:54 PM (KC5Lt)

120 Lil Marco convinced Trump that with Cuba out and Venezuela pumping, the Hormuz disruption be managed and the Chinese Go trap busted.
Didn’t happen.
Oman is playing both sides. The EU will pay and China is sponsoring the whole thing. The only pieces China didn’t get was Eritrea and Djibouti.

Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:54 PM (GbONR)

121 I meant he was definitely Uniparty, but now he seems like he's actually team MAGA, for real.

I don't expect perfection from the guy, but I'm pretty happy with Secretary Rubio all in all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (Vq1pX)

yeah, kinda what I thought myself. He seemed a bit like a squish, but as SoS he seems to be all guns blazing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 08:54 PM (S41Gd)

122 Mueller was a more devious douchenozzle than Comey IMO . I know that's hard to imagine.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:56 PM (KC5Lt)

123 Can't show you here because it doesn't work with this font. Straw copied/pasted and it's obvious in that.

Posted by: IrishEi?!
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It's formatted to indicate that it was copied.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 08:56 PM (nqf1u)

124 Reminds me. Time to watch Moon with Sam Rockwell again. And Seven Psychopaths. Sam Rockwell may be my favorite actor.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (KC5Lt)

Agree. He is one of the best.

Ever see Choke? Weird movie. His friend was Brad Henke, who was Coover in Justified. Brad died at 56. Since the 'Rona I always view deaths of fairly young people with suspicion. He was an athlete, and was with the Vikings for a time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 08:56 PM (0aYVJ)

125 Comey is the kind of window licker who solves rubiks cubes by peeling off the colored bits and sticking them back on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:57 PM (Vq1pX)

126 All I know is that Rubio is darned good SOS, and he seems to have disliked the Colombian VP, who I suspect is the sort of person I thought Rubio would turn out to be.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 08:58 PM (rbvCR)

127 Rubio has grown into his present position.

A few more inches and he will be El Caudillo in 2028.

He will kill communists for fun, but for the presidency... he's gonna carve them up real nice.

Posted by: Tony Montana at August 05, 2026 09:00 PM (ftsic)

128 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 08:56 PM (0aYVJ)

I haven't. Thanks for the recommendation. Last Rockwell movie I watched was him coaching a girls basketball team called the Winning Season. I didn't have high hopes for the movie but he made it pretty darn good.

Looking forward to Choke on one of the streaming channels now.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 09:00 PM (KC5Lt)

129 I can almost imagine a kind of character arc for Rubio. Come to DC full of hope and optimism, gradually realize it's a swamp and you'll never change it so all you can do is go along for the ride, then this orange maniac comes along, smacks your rice bowl out of your hand, calls you "Little", and then says get in Loser we're going to Save America.

So maybe he got his hope back. Who knows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 09:01 PM (Vq1pX)

130 >>>It's formatted to indicate that it was copied.
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Right. And that's why you can see the difference in that post.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 09:01 PM (3ImbR)

131 The only pieces China didn’t get was Eritrea and Djibouti.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:54 PM (GbONR)

We have Army installation in Djibouti. IDK about Eritrea.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 09:02 PM (hfIju)

132 Please, just leave me out of it.

Posted by: Rubio's Garbage at August 05, 2026 09:03 PM (Q+gd/)

133 Crap . Choke is not on any of the free streaming services.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 09:04 PM (KC5Lt)

134 73 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

I think we have four Lunar Rovers left on the moon where moon grass is growing around them and a space refrigerator leaning up against one of them.
Posted by: polynikes



Add a random pile of tires and a trailer, and you'll know that the space hillbillies have arrived.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 05, 2026 09:04 PM (c711F)

135 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (Vq1pX)

yeah, kinda what I thought myself. He seemed a bit like a squish, but as SoS he seems to be all guns blazing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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He's learned the playbook (VP hasn't) and he's running the plays well. Being a solid #2 is different than being the tip of the spear.
You've seen that in business. Whether he can run point we don't know.

I'd like to see him do some killing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 09:05 PM (nqf1u)

136 Crap . Choke is not on any of the free streaming services.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 09:04 PM (KC5Lt)

Dang.

I tend to rummage through the 5 dollar Walmart DVD bin. My catalogue is not TJM level, but my wife and sons like to tease me about it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

137 killing is not winning. Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden killed lots and I don't see we won much.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)

138 >>I think we have four Lunar Rovers left on the moon where moon grass is growing around them and a space refrigerator leaning up against one of them.
Posted by: polynikes


>>Add a random pile of tires and a trailer, and you'll know that the space hillbillies have arrived.

And a still. If you can't make shine on the moon where can you make it?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 09:09 PM (viF8m)

139 Colombia's First Black VP Really Wants from the United States After a career as a social activist for Afro-Colombians and climate justice, Francia Márquez

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 09:09 PM (nqf1u)

140 It needs scare quotes. Because it’s Bullshit.

Ex. “Comprehensive Immigration Reform”

Basically that means they legalize the latest tranche of millions of illegal border jumpers, which incentivizes the next tranche, who realize our leadership are largely fucking ass clowns.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 09:09 PM (gO+76)

141 >Add a random pile of tires and a trailer, and you'll know that the space hillbillies have arrived.
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Just don't go messin' around with their robot daughters.

Especially the Crushinator.

A woman that fine, ya gotta romance first!

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at August 05, 2026 09:10 PM (FZ29D)

142 137 killing is not winning. Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden killed lots and I don't see we won much.

Posted by: Kindltot
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You missed it. Figuratively, political killing here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 09:11 PM (nqf1u)

143 We also left 96 bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the Moon.

We came, we saw, we shat.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at August 05, 2026 09:11 PM (iKvf9)

144 >>>When I launched Fascinating History, I wondered if a professional historian could compete with the daily scroll.

>It's amazing what western civilzation has been able to create, the labor, the beauty, the creativity over the years. Bring in some muslims and they'll have all of that shit torn down in three days.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 09:11 PM (iySPJ)

145 True.
The Suadis have lost to kat chewing goat humpers if they could even be bothered to fight.
Anyways. Summer is dragging on another week with dew points around 78°.

Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 09:13 PM (8jVAy)

146 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-IbL0FMB4

Lifepod | FULL MOVIE | Sci-Fi Thriller

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 09:13 PM (jrgJz)

147 Is there a single human who gives a flaccid dry titfuck about the first black vp of colombia? Seriously, it's Colombia. You're barely a country. You're the ass end of a slave colony that lost half your country to America when America didn't even fuckin want it except for the little bit we literally removed from the face of the earth because your shit country was physically in our way.

Nobody cares about the color of your Not President.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 09:14 PM (Vq1pX)

148 Was asleep, T-storm coming

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 09:16 PM (Ia/+0)

149 It's amazing what western civilzation has been able to create, the labor, the beauty, the creativity over the years. Bring in some muslims and they'll have all of that shit torn down in three days.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 09:11 PM (iySPJ)
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That's exactly what happened when Israel turned over Gaza to the native Arab population.

All of the infrastructure they could have used to build a civilization was dug up and turned into weapons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 09:17 PM (FZ29D)

150 Nobody cares about the color of your Not President.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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There was something about she and Rubio not getting along.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 09:17 PM (nqf1u)

151 There was something about she and Rubio not getting along.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 09:17 PM (nqf1u)

Well that's heartening, at any rate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 09:18 PM (Vq1pX)

152 Zebra is a band that never really took off. But I love "Who's Behind the Door?"

I only have the one album.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 09:19 PM (0aYVJ)

153 It's funny sad about the Smithsonian wokeness but it explains why my favorite show is so woke.

Aerial America on the Smithsonian Channel. Fantastic show but the narration is woke as fuck.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 09:19 PM (KC5Lt)

154 Super America Valhalla VFT Super Green Beret GUY on YouTube....

"AIPAC CANDIDATE LOSES!" No, it's not a "Uh oh Muslim Commies are coming!" It's him and his fans cheering on a Muslim commie. Gotta vote for freedom from those Jews by....voting for a terrorist backed Islamist communist.

Hopefully whatever ducats he's getting is worth it.

Reading some of the posts in the video....I can't even!

Posted by: GigantorX at August 05, 2026 09:21 PM (emj1U)

155 I think that bedridden old man in the dementia pop up ad making the goofy face looks like Cocaine Mitch.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 09:21 PM (dIske)

156 There was something about she and Rubio not getting along.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 09:17 PM (nqf1u)


The new one, José Manuel Restrepo, not the old one.
But full marks on looking things up.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 09:23 PM (rbvCR)

157
The new one, José Manuel Restrepo, not the old one.
But full marks on looking things up.

Posted by: Kindltot
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Still keeping it to yourself.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 09:25 PM (nqf1u)

158 G'night, Horde!

No ONT for Ol' Robbo despite the fact that he's on vacay.

How is it that during work time I have to fight myself out of bed but when I'm on holiday I'm wide awake at Oh-dark-thirty?

Does that seem right to you?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 09:26 PM (SgdqL)

159 Is there a single human who gives a flaccid dry titfuck about the first black vp of colombia? Seriously, it's Colombia. You're barely a country. You're the ass end of a slave colony that lost half your country to America when America didn't even fuckin want it except for the little bit we literally removed from the face of the earth because your shit country was physically in our way.

Nobody cares about the color of your Not President.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 09:14 PM (Vq1pX)


It is not just the libs that have no understanding of the world outside of the HOA.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 09:26 PM (rbvCR)

160
The horde allows no deviation from the plan.
Posted by: polynikes

================

He was as bad as Jeb! on immigration.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 09:30 PM (u8JyY)

161 The black VP of Colombia didn't get along with Meghan Markle when she did a faux royal tour there with Harry the Handbag. Something about La Markle flirting and practically dry-humping the husband of said black VP in public.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 05, 2026 09:33 PM (YSQQv)

162 one of the blackly humorous things coming out about Covid was that Dr Scott Atlas claims that Dr Birx was completely in over her head, and was pulling random crap and data off the internet without understanding what it was about, building pie charts around it, and presenting it as support for her proposals to be adopted immediately without discussion.

That was the leading mind of Covid response. Pie charts.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 09:36 PM (rbvCR)

163 >>>The black VP of Colombia didn't get along with Meghan Markle when she did a faux royal tour there with Harry the Handbag. Something about La Markle flirting and practically dry-humping the husband of said black VP in public.

Posted by: JuJuBee

>Hootchie Mama Meghan is classy like Dr. Jill. She also has a vegetable for a spouse.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 09:38 PM (iySPJ)

164 4-1 Brewers over Pittsburgh. 7th inning. Still, technically in the playoff hunt but I'm not expecting that. The Pirates ownership won't allow that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 05, 2026 09:40 PM (c711F)

165 I had my doubts about Rubio but he's far exceeded my expectations. He's been outstanding in the Sec of State job. This kind of shit is happening all the time now.

>>@SecRubio
·
9h
>>The United States is hunting down, dismantling, and destroying Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación. @StateDept is offering rewards totaling over $100 million for information leading to the arrests and/or convictions of their leaders and associates. We are also imposing visa restrictions on 65 individuals and revoking 26 visas of family members and associates of persons linked to the cartel.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 09:42 PM (viF8m)

166 Thank heaven for the LA Angels.

Posted by: the Rockies at August 05, 2026 09:45 PM (88C+u)

167 The United States is hunting down, dismantling, and destroying Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación. the Democrat Party. @StateDept is offering rewards totaling over $100 million for information leading to the arrests and/or convictions of their leaders and associates. We are also imposing visa restrictions on 65 individuals and revoking 26 visas of family members and associates of persons linked to the cartel. Party.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 09:47 PM (RIvkX)

168 155 I think that bedridden old man in the dementia pop up ad making the goofy face looks like Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 09:21 PM (dIske)

Where's his phylactery?

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at August 05, 2026 09:47 PM (88C+u)

169 138 >>I think we have four Lunar Rovers left on the moon where moon grass is growing around them and a space refrigerator leaning up against one of them.
Posted by: polynikes


>>Add a random pile of tires and a trailer, and you'll know that the space hillbillies have arrived.

And a still. If you can't make shine on the moon where can you make it?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 09:09 PM (viF8m)

And the keys are still in the Rover. Because we're the ones who are going back to start the thing up again.

H/T Neal McDonough

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 09:54 PM (0CU3H)

170 NOOD TRex ONT live now
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420800

Posted by: mindful webworker - for certain values of 'live' at August 05, 2026 10:02 PM (rQFmm)

171 Tonight on deck for Movie Vault is, Roy Scheider.

Only have 5 films, time to acquire, The Sorcerer, 52 Pickup and a couple more.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 10:02 PM (XV/Pl)

Quick Hits

A sports writer who choked out his own wife is attacking Sophie Cunningham for caring about women's safety -- he's not a fan of women's safety -- and decides it's also "anti-black" to look out for girls in girls sports.

This has nothing to do with race, obviously, except that Sophie Cunningham is white and black racists will take any opportunity to spit racial hatred at whites while complaining about all the racisms in society.

Writer arrested for allegedly beating wife calls Sophie Cunningham 'anti-trans, anti-black' in wild op-ed


The Guardian op-ed accused the Indiana Fever guard of being the right's 'anti-Black, anti-transgender culture war ambassador'

By Bobby Burack


"She is every bit as political as Colin Kaepernick."

That's how sportswriter Howard Bryant described WNBA star Sophie Cunningham in a Guardian op-ed.

Bryant argued that Cunningham embraced right-wing politics by saying young girls should not have to compete against biological males in sports.


...

Most of the country agrees with Cunningham. According to a recent Pew Research Center survey, 79% of Americans oppose allowing individuals who were male at birth to compete in female sports categories.

Still, the loud, radical minority pushing to erase sex-based competition makes up much of the sports media. That's why the usual suspects -- Jemele Hill, Katie Nolan, Sarah Spain and now Bryant -- have reacted so angrily to Cunningham's comments.

Later in the piece, Bryant also accused Cunningham of engaging in "anti-blackism."

"Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham is now in the act, accepting the role as the right's anti-Black, anti-transgender culture war ambassador, the role originally intended for Caitlin Clark."

At this point, you are likely wondering what wanting to protect girls' sports has to do with race. Unfortunately, Bryant never explained that to us. However, we suspect he realized, early in his op-ed, that arguing boys and girls should share locker rooms is a losing argument.

Either that or he reflexively labeled her "anti-Black" out of instinct. Hard to say.

The left keeps saying they refuse to condemn terrorism or communism because they reject "cancel culture." Bernie Sanders just said this about Hasan Piker's statement that "America deserved 9/11" -- he said we have to "get over this cancel culture."

Um, not in politics. In politics, your words are your policies. Bernie Sanders just doesn't want to take a position on whether America deserved 9/11.

We do "cancel" people in politics for their words. We shouldn't cancel truck drivers or pizza restaurant owners for their politics -- but we sure as shit should "cancel" political candidates for their politics.

It's called "holding elections." It's the whole fucking point of elections.

But of course the left doesn't want to end cancel culture at all. They love it.

They just want to make it okay for Democrat Socialists to call for terrorism and murder.

For example, an actor just got cancelled from a Broadway show for saying he thinks that girls sports should be reserved to girls.


Geno Segers was a widely acclaimed actor who starred in the Broadway production Hadestown. That came to an end this month when Segers expressed the view of the vast majority of Americans: women's sports should be confined to biological women. He has now been fired, even after an attempt to apologize for expressing his own views on the subject. Other actors have expressed support for transgender players without any response other than praise in the latest example of the rising McCarthyism on the left.

This is only the latest termination over the political views of artists in New York. As the song states in Hadestown, "It's an old song. It's a sad song. But we're gonna sing it anyway."

We have previously discussed how private companies can fire employees for public conduct or statements that bring controversy to their business or products. However, even though the First Amendment does not govern such controversies, there remains a free speech issue. Free speech goes beyond the confines of the First Amendment and private companies can engage in censorship that curtails this human right.

The question often comes down to consistency in companies enforcing content-based standards. I did not like some of the comments of Segers, but there is little question that equally strong comments against "cisgender" athletes or for transgender athletes would not result in such termination.

Segers posted statements critical of transgender athletes playing in women's sports as well as the posting of preferred pronouns. The comments were certainly mocking and insulting at points: "If you asked me what my preferred pronouns are and it's not obvious to you that I'm a he/him, that I'm good with he/him -- Surely you don't need any help. I'm not wearing a dress."

One can understand why transgender advocates would be upset with the content and tenor of these comments, including "I don't see transgender people becoming oppressed or being oppressed ... life is unfair."

However, Segers also wrote: "I'm not against anyone living out their lives the way they want, but I am against their rights superseding the rights of other people. That's a little bit foul."

Segers attempted to apologize for his comments after the cancel campaign picked up steam:

I wish to extend my most sincere apologies to everyone impacted by my words. While I never intended to inflict harm, I recognize that the impact of my statements is what matters most. I am fully committed to listening, educating myself, and elevating my standards. I will work tirelessly to earn the opportunity to make things right.

Actors, athletes, and academics routinely offer equally strident and insulting comments about the issue as well as radical comments on cisgender citizens and culture. Those comments generally do not trigger cancel campaigns.

As Lenin said, the important questions are always "Who? Whom?"

You decide whether something is permissible based upon who is doing it, and to whom.


Anchor baby Francesca Hong: Despite my previous claim that Thanksgiving should have been cancelled starting in 1621, I see now that I'm in a general election, so I'll claim that Thanksgiving, which I've repeatedly stated is a horror for people in "many communities," is my "favorite holiday."

She just hates American culture in general:


Meanwhile, Black Lives Matter firebrand and grifter Cori Bush -- remember her? she led the BLM thugs through the yards of private citizens -- attempted to regain the seat she lost two years ago.

She was crushed again, this time by 45%.

bushlosesby40points.jpg

coribushloss.png

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:38 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Midget Mengele at August 05, 2026 06:39 PM (m7NHf)

2 Oops

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (m7NHf)

3 what was Alissa Murphy even doing in that election. Is she married? Maybe Mr Murphy just wanted her out of the house for a few weeks

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (88C+u)

4 I'm like the least interested in sports in my family, but why has the entire sports establishment become so liberal? It's everything from the writers, to the teams, to the management, coaching, sponsors, etc.


Posted by: Leupold at August 05, 2026 06:41 PM (eIzlH)

5 I’m feeling fatigue almost as much after leg day

Posted by: Brometheus at August 05, 2026 06:41 PM (M6zLr)

6 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 06:42 PM (m7NHf)

7 As for Geno Segers:
I wish to extend my most sincere apologies to everyone impacted by my words. While I never intended to inflict harm, I recognize that the impact of my statements is what matters most. I am fully committed to listening, educating myself, and elevating my standards. I will work tirelessly to earn the opportunity to make things right.
Sometimes the pillow isn't worth the bite.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 06:42 PM (88C+u)

8 Cori Bush's Oprah butt is bustin out of her SPANX. I honestly don't see how she got that on without help or a crane.

Hope she doesn't twerk or it could put out an eye.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 06:43 PM (hzuYO)

9 Hmm. Still a gray box.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 06:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 I'm feeling so grey after reading those, Ace.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 06:44 PM (aJQbY)

11 The money that Cory Bush squandered in her electoral bid could have lifted single black mothers out of poverty, or at least paid their medical bills.
I blame her for the ongoing poverty in the black community.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 06:44 PM (rbvCR)

12 Not a bad design choice, Ace.
I say we keep it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:46 PM (6ydKt)

13 We do "cancel" people in politics for their words. We shouldn't cancel truck drivers or pizza restaurant owners for their politics -- but we sure as shit should "cancel" political candidates for their politics.

==

Good point!

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:46 PM (g47mK)

14 I thought Boxing Day was December 26.

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (Av6i5)

15 Spices the place up a little.
A little change never hurt anybody.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (6ydKt)

16 why has the entire sports establishment become so liberal
_______________

1. Identify a respected institution.
2. Kill it.
3.. Gut it.
4. wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (f0sNM)

17 The thing I like about Cori Bush is she's such a gracious loser.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (PiwSw)

18 I'm like the least interested in sports in my family, but why has the entire sports establishment become so liberal? It's everything from the writers, to the teams, to the management, coaching, sponsors, etc.


Posted by: Leupold at August 05, 2026 06:41 PM (eIzlH)

Once it became air conditioned offices at a big HQ building instead of standing outside a locker room waiting to ask a question of a naked dude they suddenly became a desirable post for modern college grads.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy)

19 whoops, sorry, I thought this post was done, but it wasn't.

It was my Autism. Also there was an insidiously racist campaign against me.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 06:48 PM (1wjle)

20 13 We do "cancel" people in politics for their words. We shouldn't cancel truck drivers or pizza restaurant owners for their politics -- but we sure as shit should "cancel" political candidates for their politics.

==

Good point!

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:46 PM (g47mK)

He's describing democracy in a nutshell.

The Dems object because it's not their democracy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

21 Francesca Hong, looks like mental defect. She has the phenotypical morphology of a genetic mutation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 06:49 PM (nqf1u)

22 It was my Autism. Also there was an insidiously racist campaign against me.

===

AIPAC set ace up to fail!

Posted by: first time commenter at August 05, 2026 06:49 PM (g47mK)

23 What the FUCK is Geno Segers doing on Broadway?

He’s a rational based guy in an ocean of perverts, pedos, hysterical drama queens, science-experiment mutants, and backstabbing Machiavellian cunts.

Bro … RUN

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 06:49 PM (51nZv)

24 Francesca Hong knows you know she's lying. And she doesn't care.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

25 Get rid of Cori Bush, five more pop up. Keeping a nation free is a full time job

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (KY+FT)

26 Wesley needs to butch up, he looks like a girl.
And Cori, I seen better looking Grouper's; no offense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (nqf1u)

27 She just hates American culture in general:

It seems like she hates anybody having a good time when she believes everybody should be as depressed about the country and world as she is.

She's Bipolar, though, so she probably changed her mind the next week and rediscovered her love for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and then changed it back to hate a month later.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

28 19 whoops, sorry, I thought this post was done, but it wasn't.

It was my Autism.
Posted by: ace


If you had real autism, you would merely need to think of a post, and it would immediately appear online. Autism is a form of telekinesis -- and the fact that you don't know that proves that you don't have the autism superpower.

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Av6i5)

29 Francesca Hong knows you know she's lying. And she doesn't care.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

Being the world's first non-capitalistic restaurant chef.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy)

30 I am surprised that blog is staying away from the Great Burrito Debate...

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK)

31 Hear me out: Jasmine Crockett and Cori Bush team up and travel around the country shrieking about racism and solving crimes, but mainly shrieking about racism.

And they have a dog that can smell racism.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (PiwSw)

32 Get rid of Cori Bush, five more pop up. Keeping a nation free is a full time job
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (KY+FT)

Not in the Missouri Primary. Only three, and one won. Presumably for the right to get thrashed in the General.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)

33 I am surprised that blog is staying away from the Great Burrito Debate...
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK)

It should be the Grande Burrito Debate.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy)

34 Good the guy didn't attack Sophie, she does have a Black Belt

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 06:56 PM (Ia/+0)

35 Cori Bush. Jasmine Crockett. Ayanba Presley.

It would seem they way for a privileged, educated black woman to get ahead in the Democrat party requires acting like ghetto trash.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 06:56 PM (f0sNM)

36 I am surprised that blog is staying away from the Great Burrito Debate...
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK)


We're awaiting a ruling ex cathedra. You know, from He Who Shitteth Upon The Throne

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 06:58 PM (88C+u)

37 Francesca Hong knows you know she's lying. And she doesn't care.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
_________

It comes with being commie. The Russians even had a word for it - vranyo.

"It describes a specific type of institutionalized lying where the speaker knows the audience knows it is a lie, yet proceeds with a straight face and the audience pretends to believe it."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 06:59 PM (XvL8K)

38 Caitlin Clark hasn’t supported Sophie Cunningham. Which is all sorts of fucked up.

Let her getting poked in the eyes and go blind for all I care. Coward.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 06:59 PM (TSRtE)

39 I am surprised that blog is staying away from the Great Burrito Debate...
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK)

It should be the Grande Burrito Debate.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy)


IT IS A F___ SANDWICH, GET OVER IT!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 06:59 PM (rbvCR)

40 It's friggin exhausting arguing with stupid people.

No, men cannot turn into women. End of argument.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m)

41 Sophie seems to have a natural talent for handling the media on this touchy issue.

Emphasizes the positive aspects of protecting women and girls, while not rising to the bait of trolls who falsely accuse her of being anti-trans and, now, anti-black.

But she is navigating a minefield.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (NFUXy)

42 I mailed by license renewal package to Sacramento today. Last time it took them 11 months to mail the certificate. It's only good for 2 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

43 never apologize, nothing good will ever come of it. Whatever outcome you were trying to avoid is wholly unaffected by your apology.

Never Apologize - The banana Dream Story*

*As told to his publisher**

Posted by: banana Dream - ** and by pubisher he means his dog at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (3uBP9)

44 Owners of America @GunOwners

BREAKING

In GOA's case, a federal court just stuck down NFA registration for:
Suppressors Short-Barreled Rifles Short-Barreled Shotguns
GOA & our allies in Congress eliminated the tax.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:04 PM (VCgbV)

45 'Somebody needin' some Jesus.'
- something Granny Hawkins might have said

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 07:04 PM (LHPAg)

46 It should be the Grande Burrito Debate.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:54 PM


I thought Ariana was more into donuts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1)

47 I don’t think a burrito is a sandwich.
It’s a wrap, if ever there was a wrap, plain and simple.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:05 PM (6ydKt)

48 So a burrito is a hotdog. I knew it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 07:05 PM (KY+FT)

49 >>> Sophie seems to have a natural talent for handling the media on this touchy issue.

Emphasizes the positive aspects of protecting women and girls, while not rising to the bait of trolls who falsely accuse her of being anti-trans and, now, anti-black.

But she is navigating a minefield.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (NFUXy)


It helps somewhat that she is hot. Everyone loves hot.


Everyone Loves Hot - The banana Dream Story*

*As told to his publisher**

Posted by: banana Dream - ** and by pubisher he means his dog at August 05, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9)

50 Forget it Geno. It's Hadestown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 07:06 PM (Cqx++)

51 Politics is like the movies for ugly people.
Cori Bush is proof.

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 05, 2026 07:06 PM (983Km)

52
Cori Bush's most recent 'concession' speech sounds like about five people are hooting and affirming in response to her rants. I guess the video cuts off the entire audience for a reason.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2026 07:06 PM (VWtfl)

53 42 I mailed by license renewal package to Sacramento today. Last time it took them 11 months to mail the certificate. It's only good for 2 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

Things haven’t gotten better there on the past two years.

You probably should’ve mailed that two years ago just to be safe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (6ydKt)

54 Not sure exactly what curling in favor of GOA means exactly but it seems to be a win for gun rights.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (VCgbV)

55 It's friggin exhausting arguing with stupid people
----

Belligerently ignorant. They won't shut the fuck up, and they won't change the subject

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (UKUO1)

56 You know, from He Who Shitteth Upon The Throne
Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 06:58 PM


Is this about Al Bundy, or me?

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at August 05, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)

57 The ruling not curling

Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:08 PM (VCgbV)

58 Not sure exactly what curling in favor of GOA means exactly but it seems to be a win for gun rights.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (VCgbV)

India has a curling team?

Crazy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:09 PM (Vq1pX)

59 I wish people who say true things would just own it, and not apologize.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 07:09 PM (zYpTz)

60 What, pray tell, is the horror of Thanksgiving? She never explicitly says, but you know it's all the anti-Korean racism of that particular celebration. You know, a lot of old white people that cause so much anxiety.

We should probably check to see if she was on her meds before we hold her to any particular moral standard.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (hfIju)

61 I think the trans advocates are going to lose this one.

I just saw Charles Barkley come out emphatically against men in women's sports. 80/20 issue, should have vocal support.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (hXFMA)

62 Who's paying Cori?

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (UjdFS)

63 I'm looking forward to Hong's videos on how to prepare the perfect Thankgiving dinner.

Heavy on tofurkey.

It's sad we don't have a trusted media that would report on the crazies. How many Dems, were shocked, SHOCKED, that Biden had pudding for brains.

Not to mention Ashley and his chasing little girls.

I'm summer - spring cleaning the house. Step one, I combed Ralphy. Step two, I combed my friends cat Snowflake. So much hair.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b)

64 52
Cori Bush's most recent 'concession' speech sounds like about five people are hooting and affirming in response to her rants. I guess the video cuts off the entire audience for a reason.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2026 07:06 PM (VWtfl)

We need to chip in and buy that big girl standing beyond her a brassiere.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:11 PM (hfIju)

65 The clock is ticking, wake me when we start bombing or hanging people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:11 PM (nqf1u)

66 Not in the Missouri Primary. Only three, and one won. Presumably for the right to get thrashed in the General.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)

The dude who beat her is apparently the incumbent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Vq1pX)

67 Thought Sophie did come to bat for Caitlin some time ago this year

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)

68 That picture of Cori Bush... it moved.

Posted by: Billy The Bass Fisherman at August 05, 2026 07:12 PM (KsZMV)

69 I'm summer - spring cleaning the house. Step one, I combed Ralphy. Step two, I combed my friends cat Snowflake. So much hair.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b)

Step three, combed the carpet.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 07:13 PM (zYpTz)

70 Why does Charles Barkley make me think of Hank Williams Jr?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:13 PM (nqf1u)

71 The clock is ticking, wake me when we start bombing or hanging people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:11 PM


Walls closing in is the best I can do.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

72 Why does Charles Barkley make me think of Hank Williams Jr?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:13 PM (nqf1u)

They both pronounce it "ridicolous"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:14 PM (Vq1pX)

73 67 Thought Sophie did come to bat for Caitlin some time ago this year
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)

They got Sophie in the offseason to take the heat off Caitlin in all ways...and it's working...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 05, 2026 07:14 PM (tOcjL)

74 38 Caitlin Clark hasn’t supported Sophie Cunningham. Which is all sorts of fucked up.

Let her getting poked in the eyes and go blind for all I care. Coward.
Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 06:59 PM (TSRtE)

I don't think Caitlin Clark needs to give any more excuses to the racist black bitches to smash her bones. I don't see a lot of upside to chiming in on politics. Last time she did, she took a lot of crap.

Remember she's really just a kid at this point. Judgment comes after a few years.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM (hfIju)

75 I’m guess Hong’s parents were from South Korea, not the North, so is that culture trally that different from America’s?

They have just as much of a consumer & celebrity focused culture as ours.

I think she had some terrible experiences in high school and it ruined her from there on out.

Maybe some white girls went all Mean Girls on her and a white BF cheated on her and it broke her permanently?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt)

76 That ad is just being a pain, its blocking me, kind of there and rarely not

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

77 Never EVER apologize to the left.

Fuck your feelings is a more appropriate response.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 07:16 PM (W2Pud)

78 They both pronounce it "ridicolous"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August
---

I see round oak table, a bottle of bourbon in the middle and two glasses with Charles and Hank sitting across from each other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:16 PM (nqf1u)

79 but, but, democrats aren't all violent supremacists~!

@PollTracker2024
Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) endorses Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate in Michigan

"He worked hard. People in Michigan had their word last night, and I imagine he’s going to work really hard over the next 90 days to win this race, and it’s obviously a critical one."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:17 PM (diia5)

80 I think she had some terrible experiences in high school and it ruined her from there on out.

Maybe some white girls went all Mean Girls on her and a white BF cheated on her and it broke her permanently?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt)

She's in Madison. She is indoctrinated into intersectionality, so she counts every odd experience down to racism, or sexism, or classism, or whatever other victimhood she could possibly claim.

It's crap, but that's who she is at this point.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:17 PM (hfIju)

81 OLIGACHY!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 05, 2026 07:18 PM (nHXB4)

82 79 but, but, democrats aren't all violent supremacists~!

@PollTracker2024
Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) endorses Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate in Michigan


Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:17 PM (diia5)

The D is for douchebag.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:18 PM (hfIju)

83 I haven't posted much today - too busy looking at ads for panties for incontinent women and over 50 single women in my neighborhood. WTH!?!?

Anyhoo.....

the dems are monsters. When Fetterman is the sole voice of reason and sanity, they are in big trouble.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (lCppi)

84
79 but, but, democrats aren't all violent supremacists~!

@PollTracker2024
Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) endorses Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate in Michigan

"He worked hard. People in Michigan had their word last night, and I imagine he’s going to work really hard over the next 90 days to win this race, and it’s obviously a critical one."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:17 PM

------

Kelly is as dumb as he looks.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (VWtfl)

85 81 OLIGACHY!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 05, 2026 07:18 PM (nHXB4)

He speaks as clearly as he thinks.

Oligarchy? Isn't that a bunch of millionaires sitting around telling everyone else what to do?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (hfIju)

86 Duncanthrax
Here is the theme song of the Biden Surface Navy. https://youtu.be/qlti8Q-gU-Q

Please note this is without my masculine influence on the Surface Forces.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

87 Fuck your feelings is a more appropriate response.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 07:16 PM (W2Pud)

Fuckin' A.

And if you MUST apologize, then it should be one of those non-apologies, such as "I'm sorry you were offended by the truth that I said."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 07:20 PM (zYpTz)

88 Maybe some white girls went all Mean Girls on her and a white BF cheated on her and it broke her permanently?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt)

More likely she learned along with everyone else that the true path to power is claiming your position on The Stack, beyond anything else.

Competence is a liability. Intelligence is dangerous. Adopt the mantras of the ontoclasts if your mediocre ass wants any hope of getting ahead in life.

If she ever faced any real trauma in life, she'd probably be a bit more introspective. It's the pampered spoiled shitbirds who squawk the loudest about their grievances.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:21 PM (Vq1pX)

89 wuh had happens wuz

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:21 PM (/+uur)

90 tcn in AK

She was hit in the back by a couple of sagging torpedoes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

91 Search Assist:

In August 2026, there have been reports of increased attacks by Baloch militant groups against Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), particularly in the Sistan-Baluchestan province. This surge in violence is part of a long-standing insurgency seeking to secure Baloch national and religious rights.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:22 PM (nqf1u)

92 White woman in London stabs for men randomly with scissors while screaming incoherently:

https://tinyurl.com/ykcc5f34
(Human Events)

Well that’s new.
Finally a chick felt stabby and did something about it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:22 PM (6ydKt)

93 Bonk bonk on the heads

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 07:23 PM (nDXEV)

94 OLIGACHY!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 05, 2026 07:18 PM (nHXB4)

He speaks as clearly as he thinks.

Oligarchy? Isn't that a bunch of millionaires sitting around telling everyone else what to do?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (hfIju)

Now that he is a millionaire, only billionaires and trillionaires are against the socialist utopia.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

95 Thanksgiving isn't the issue. The issue is the Revolution.
..
They can only destroy, critical theory is the pseudo-intellectual mechanism where they do this. De-construction. Just tear things down. Division, chaos, agitation, anarchy, discontent.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:23 PM (UKUO1)

96 Well that’s new.
Finally a chick felt stabby and did something about it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Nope. It's a tranny. Move the Day Without Tranny Violence back to 0.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:24 PM (diia5)

97 Heh.

Balochs to the east of me. Kurds to the west.

Here i am. Stuck in the middle with Jews.

Posted by: (Beep) at August 05, 2026 07:24 PM (Vq1pX)

98 These people are just evil and fucking retarded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:25 PM (zZu0s)

99 I had to threaten to sue and end license of counselor that thought my wife said I hit her. (I did)
I did not hit my wife or any woman.
I reject any so-called culture that accepts this behavior.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:26 PM (/+uur)

100 GPT-5.4 nano nano

Reports in August 2026 indicate that the IRGC has carried out strikes against Iranian Kurdish militant groups located in/operating from Iraq’s Kurdistan Region, rather than “Kurds attacking the IRGC” as the primary description.

For example, an August 2026 analysis notes that the IRGC “intensified its operations against Kurdish positions,” including drone strikes targeting Kurdish militant groups.
_thesoufancenter.org

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:26 PM (nqf1u)

101 Not best picture of woman but looks white.
Maybe yelling in Gaelic.

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

102 Balochs to the east of me. Kurds to the west.

Here i am. Stuck in the middle with Jews.
Posted by: (Beep) at August 05, 2026 07:24 PM (Vq1pX)

Heh. *golfclap*

I have no idea if this is a storefront troll, but no matter who you are thats a good play on the song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

103 Sorry Omar
You may not rape hit kill maim burn your wife.
If you do not like these rules AMF

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (/+uur)

104 Wraps are sandwiches, tacos are sandwiches, calzones are sandwiches, Oreos are sandwiches, hot dogs, likewise.

Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwiches at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (JM9I6)

105 These people are just evil and fucking retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:25 PM (zZu0s)

The world owes you everything if there's something wrong with you. "To each according to need".

Being a woman is wrong. Being black is wrong. Being any non European race is wrong.

The flagrant bigotries they embrace in their quest to find a cheat code for life itself put even the worst Nazi to shame.

Posted by: (Beep) at August 05, 2026 07:28 PM (Vq1pX)

106 Nope. It's a tranny. Move the Day Without Tranny Violence back to 0.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:24 PM (diia5)

If that’s the case I guess it was only a matter of time before one went postal in the UK like they’ve been doing here and in Canada.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

107 Could be a Trannie, not a good picture of Stabbie

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)

108
This surge in violence is part of a long-standing insurgency seeking to secure Baloch national and religious rights.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


Tranya!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Cqx++)

109 (Mossad pager sock, off)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Vq1pX)

110
Remember she's really just a kid at this point. Judgment comes after a few years
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM

---‐---

CC is 24, Sophie is 29. I respect Caitlin's " no comment" approach. There's an argument for keeping divisive politics out of the workplace; the two don't mix.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Phxjn)

111 Waitresses are sandwiches too - Zombie Ted Kennedy and Drunken Chris Dodd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (KY+FT)

112 14 I thought Boxing Day was December 26.
Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (Av6i5)

Oi, every fucking day is Boxing Day, mate!

Posted by: Russell Crowe, punching through life at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (TbWk/)

113 One commie is worth two in the Bush.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (9aSFE)

114 Cori Bush is from St. Louis. I still kinda sorta root for the Cardinals, based on my youth of getting to watch them win a couple World Series, and making it to a few games.

BUT, they are also in ? the top five murder percentages (home of Ferguson and the Gentle Giant thug). Still, that is St. Louis, so I'll still my vote for our county to secede from Illinois and Join Missouri, if we can't form our own new state (a pretty popular idea with "downstate" Illinoisans).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (vbXSk)

115 I have no idea if this is a storefront troll, but no matter who you are thats a good play on the song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

Nah, just me. Going for a slow-burn Mossad joke.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (Vq1pX)

116 Not sure exactly what curling in favor of GOA means exactly but it seems to be a win for gun rights.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (VCgbV)


It looks like it ends the restrictions on transfers of machine guns, destructive devices and other NFA listed firearms, manufacturing, maintenance of a registry and burden of owners maintaining proof of ownership, removing ATF application to purchase, notification of LE of ownership, ATF oversight of transfers, and enjoins ATF and similar personnel from enforcing rules on demanding ID on non-labeled or Serial numbered devices and firearms, and enforcing restrictions or controls over interstate commerce in regards to such devices and firearms.

I think. I am not a lawyer, I just skimmed the final order and a bunch of CFRs

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (rbvCR)

117 Wraps are sandwiches, tacos are sandwiches, calzones are sandwiches, Oreos are sandwiches, hot dogs, likewise.
Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwiches at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (JM9I6)

If wraps are sandwiches, then a burrito is also a sandwich- which i dispute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

118 104 Wraps are sandwiches, tacos are sandwiches, calzones are sandwiches, Oreos are sandwiches, hot dogs, likewise.
Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwiches at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (JM9I6)

Blasphemy!
Everything sandwiched between something is not a sandwich!

(two girls in bed on either side of me would qualify, though)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt)

119 5 I have no idea if this is a storefront troll, but no matter who you are thats a good play on the song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

We keep the trolls in the back of the shop.

Posted by: Trolls R Us at August 05, 2026 07:32 PM (TbWk/)

120 Nah, just me. Going for a slow-burn Mossad joke.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (Vq1pX)

He condemns himself with his own words!

Actually, wouldnt that be a quick burn/compression/explosion?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

121 Wraps, sandwiches and tacos are classic food delivery options but one that never took off was the "push-up" format.
Just like the popsicles but these featured scrambled eggs, mac and cheese variations.

Disgusting, but I treasure the media kit trying to sell me on it.

https://tinyurl.com/mk6mzh7s

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (nDXEV)

122 Wraps are sandwiches, tacos are sandwiches, calzones are sandwiches, Oreos are sandwiches, hot dogs, likewise.
Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwiches at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (JM9I6)

If wraps are sandwiches, then a burrito is also a sandwich- which i dispute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)
-----------
When all you have is a sandwich, every problem looks like a sandwich.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (amcLV)

123 (two girls in bed on either side of me would qualify, though)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt)

Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju)

124 Cafe au Lait!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)

125 Blasphemy!
Everything sandwiched between something is not a sandwich!

(two girls in bed on either side of me would qualify, though)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM


Er, uh...I would agree.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 05, 2026 07:34 PM (Wnv9h)

126 Actually, wouldnt that be a quick burn/compression/explosion?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

Part of me wished that they reprogrammed those beepers to play a few bars of the Funeral March before they kerplooey'd.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (Vq1pX)

127 (two girls in bed on either side of me would qualify, though)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt)

Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju)

No, I think we have a better plan: Rosie, Anderson Cooper and him. Have fun figuring out who goes where.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

128 Tranya!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Cqx++)

Clint Howard with terrible dubbing!

Posted by: It's all corbomite to me at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (TbWk/)

129 Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju)

He ordered a sandwich, not a comfit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:36 PM (Vq1pX)

130 Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju)

I’m gonna die of food poisoning.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:36 PM (6ydKt)

131 Duncanthrax
Here is the theme song of the Biden Surface Navy. https://youtu.be/qlti8Q-gU-Q

Please note this is without my masculine influence on the Surface Forces.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM


I concur with the Talaricoesque lack of masculinity, but didn't you make a short appearance in the dress whites between the two young, scantily-clad lasses who were adoring you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

132 Isn't there some dumb gun law about not being able to purchase certain items manufactured after a certain date?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:38 PM (nqf1u)

133 >>130 Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju)


I've heard disgusting things about this "Two girls, one tv show" thing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 07:38 PM (nDXEV)

134 Let's not quibble over what sort of cooked wheat-flour object contains some comestibles for handiness in consumption.

Let us discuss whether ketchup, tomato or otherwise, belongs on said object.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

135 >>> Wraps, sandwiches and tacos are classic food delivery options but one that never took off was the "push-up" format.
Just like the popsicles but these featured scrambled eggs, mac and cheese variations.

Disgusting, but I treasure the media kit trying to sell me on it.

https://tinyurl.com/mk6mzh7s
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (nDXEV)


I does work pretty well for the various bra formats though.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 05, 2026 07:39 PM (3uBP9)

136 Let us discuss whether ketchup, tomato or otherwise, belongs on said object.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 PM (Vq1pX)

137 I does work pretty well for the various bra formats though.
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 05, 2026 07:39 PM


You know about cup sizes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

138 What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 PM (Vq1pX)
---------
Mushroom ketchup is an actual thing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2026 07:41 PM (amcLV)

139 What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 PM


I have personally seen carrot ketchup, and have been told there are other ketchups (or perhaps catsups) made with other vegetables, or in the case of tomato, fruits.

Catsup is, apparently, a Dutch invention.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

140 Mushroom ketchup is an actual thing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2026 07:41 PM (amcLV)

And people waste their time protesting trivial shit like wars and election fraud while such reckless hate has free rein in our word....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:44 PM (Vq1pX)

141 Once upon a time there was ketchup with jalapenos, Tom's, I think.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:44 PM (nqf1u)

142 From Wikipedia:

"Ketchup or catsup is a table condiment with a sweet and sour flavor.

"Ketchup" now typically refers to tomato ketchup, although early recipes for different varieties contained mushrooms, oysters, mussels, egg whites, grapes, or walnuts, among other ingredients."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

143 Chipotle in adobo sauce - Adult ketchup

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:46 PM (UKUO1)

144 All the hipster burger places have their own ketchup recipes and they are all inferior trash compared to the standard grocery store stuff. "We put truffle oil in it!"

Posted by: banana Dream at August 05, 2026 07:47 PM (3uBP9)

145 And it appears that ketchup is actually Malay, although the Dutch brought it to Eurofagistan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

146 Duncanthrax

No women on my first ship, back in the day.

Although on my third ship I put the busty SM sailorette in a kapok to tend the phone and distance line. She got a lot of attention.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

147 Whataburger has a spicy ketchup is quite popular.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

148 130 Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Can I choose 'death'?

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 07:48 PM (88C+u)

149 Ketchup" now typically refers to tomato ketchup, although early recipes for different varieties contained mushrooms, oysters, mussels, egg whites, grapes, or walnuts, among other ingredients."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

And early recipes for space travel involved flinging a German Shepard into a lonely, icy death, but we don't do that anymore either, now, do we?

We're trying to have a civilization here, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:49 PM (Vq1pX)

150 (I'm just being a goof, honestly, i would totally try mushroom ketchup)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:50 PM (Vq1pX)

151 No women on my first ship, back in the day.

Although on my third ship I put the busty SM sailorette in a kapok to tend the phone and distance line. She got a lot of attention.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:47 PM


Female crew were not something I had to contend with, and, on balance, I'm glad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

152 What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 PM


I make a killer rhubarb ketchup. Goes great on grilled meats.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 07:51 PM (Wnv9h)

153 >>> Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju)


smeared in mushroom ketchup

Posted by: banana Dream at August 05, 2026 07:51 PM (3uBP9)

154 I make a killer rhubarb ketchup. Goes great on grilled meats.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 07:51 PM (Wnv9h)

Straight rhubarb? I could see that almost having a kind of chutney vibe to it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:52 PM (Vq1pX)

155 Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Can I choose 'death'?
Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 07:48 PM


Certainly.

Death by O'Donnell and Behar snu-snu!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 07:52 PM (Wnv9h)

156 What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


PHilipines -> banana ketchup. I wasn't brave enough to try it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:53 PM (diia5)

157 Straight rhubarb? I could see that almost having a kind of chutney vibe to it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:52 PM


Rhubarb, orange zest, Port, sugar, vinegar, and some cayenne. I might be missing something minor, but that's the gist.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

158 Duncanthrax

Life was certainly harder as a division officer / department head with a mixed crew.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

159 Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and Lizzo at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and Lizzo at August 05, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

161 Obviously at 29 Sophie is feeling the clock tick tick ticking away and vying for my attention to produce blonde giant babies.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 05, 2026 07:58 PM (bX16E)

162 What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and Lizzo at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

If y'all are, it's irretrievably fibrotic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:59 PM (Vq1pX)

163 Cafe's up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:03 PM (Vq1pX)

164 Nood. Café is open!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

165 Cafe is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

166 "A sports writer who choked out his own wife..."

A significant number of people who've experienced the violence of being choked (w/o consent) are/were in intimate relationships. That's one sure sign the violence is escalating.

He's a mentally ill, a dangerous man, even beyond his own wife, and an influencer. How he just seethes over a white, straight, female athlete is horrifying but did you know his wife, Veronica, is also white?

Be that as it may be, Sophie Cunningham needs good security & fulltime protection. (Think Charlie Kirk)

Veronica still needs to get help, too.
---
>ESPN Writer Howard Bryant Charged with Domestic Assault, 2019

ESPN writer Howard Bryant was arrested was arrested for assaulting his estranged wife AND striking a police officer, the Huffington Post reports.

His lawyer has promptly played the race card.

"If Howard Bryant was Caucasian and was on the streets having exactly the same conversation with his wife -- nobody would have even noticed," Buzz Eisenberg, Howard Bryant's lawyer told the Boston Herald.

"Race still plays a part in our society and we intend to contest these allegations completely," Eisenberg said." Yada, yada.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 05, 2026 08:08 PM (NFX2v)

167 Chipotle in adobo sauce - Adult ketchup
Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:46 PM (UKUO1)


Gochujang is XXX ketchup, then. The sort that involves "Mistress Pain" and her leash.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 08:20 PM (rbvCR)

168 Straight rhubarb? I could see that almost having a kind of chutney vibe to it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:52 PM (Vq1pX)


I make chutney. It is wonderful when I get it right

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 08:21 PM (rbvCR)

Perfesser, Now Ex-Perfesser, Jason Arday Resigns After Being Caught In Yet Another Lie

The newest lie was about publishing a book.

The book was called Trust Me, Bro.

Okay that's a lie.

The truth is, there was no book. No such book exists.

Allegedly, he did propose a book to a publisher... but he never wrote it and never published anything.


Nevertheless, on his website and official bios, he claims the book was actually published and is a real thing that exists.


He also entered the fake book's title in the university's research system so that if you looked it up, you would see that Trust Me, Bro -- or whatever -- exists.

But it doesn't. It was always yet another fiction in his fictional life.

Must be that autism acting up again.


Jason Arday resigns after Telegraph reveals his false book claims

Professor announces he is quitting Cambridge 'with immediate' effect after university launched investigation

Prof Jason Arday has resigned from the University of Cambridge after The Telegraph revealed he falsely claimed to have published a book.

In a statement on Wednesday evening, Prof Arday said he was stepping down "with immediate effect" from his position at the university and at Jesus College citing the "unrelenting level of public scrutiny".

It came hours after the university announced it was investigating him following new information regarding his "academic qualifications and honorary appointments".

Prof Arday, who was a professor of sociology of education, has been at the centre of a plagiarism row after The Telegraph reported accusations he had copied parts of his PhD thesis from another student.

Earlier on Wednesday, The Telegraph also revealed that Prof Arday had repeatedly claimed that he was the author of a book called Being Young, Black and Male: Challenging the Dominant Discourse.

The book was listed in his biography description in published essays as well as in promotional material for speaking events, and was attributed to the Palgrave Macmillan publishing house.

There is no evidence that any book was written or published.

I mean... it's just hilarious. It's just one lie after another, and literally no one had the guts to ask him about any of these lies because they feared he'd call them a racist.

Which he did in fact do. In fact, he complained to the police about racists asking him questions.

The revelation raised questions over Prof Arday's employment at the University of Cambridge. To apply for a professorship at Cambridge, applicants need to submit an extensive portfolio of work, which includes a complete bibliography of essays, journals and book chapters.

Jesus College, where Prof Arday was a fellow, had also said it was investigating him, adding that it was "a very difficult time for him and his family".

Announcing his resignation on the Good Law Project's website, Prof Arday said: "While criticism is an inevitable part of academic life, what I have experienced has gone far beyond scholarly disagreement. The relentless accusations, speculation and public commentary have taken a profound toll on me and on those I love."

He added: "This decision should not be interpreted as a loss of faith in scholarship or in the values that first brought me to Cambridge. Nor should it be mistaken for an acceptance of the narratives that have surrounded me. It is simply the decision of someone who has reached the limits of what any person should reasonably be expected to endure."

The Telegraph revealed last month that Prof Arday had been accused of plagiarism after analysis of his PhD thesis showed more than 180 separate passages were identical or near-identical to another student's thesis.

In recent days, Prof Arday has put his apparent plagiarism down to autism, saying he absorbs information through mimicry.

He has faced questions over other claims. Last week he admitted that a story about him running 600 miles in six days for charity was wrong, saying that it had taken 12 days. He also accepted that he did not raise £5.5m for charity alone -- as he had said in the past -- but had instead been part of a syndicate of about 100 people, none of whom he could name because of non-disclosure agreements.

Have I ever told you about my super-hot model girlfriend? You wouldn't know her, she goes to school in Canada. I can't say where because of the NDA I have with her.


The Telegraph can also reveal that he falsely claimed to hold a master's degree in psychodynamic counselling from Birkbeck University. Durham University also contradicted his claim to be an "honorary professor" in its sociology department.

Cambridge previously said Prof Arday was the victim of a "vile campaign to undermine his credibility", but faced a staff revolt over its refusal to re-examine his academic credentials.

Its investigation came hours after The Telegraph revealed Prof Arday's false claim to have published a book.


...

While he was working at Durham University in 2020, he uploaded the title of the book to the university's repository, an archive to which academics can upload their research and other work.

However, he did not upload any files or content from the book. The entry said "manuscript in preparation", suggesting the work had not yet been completed.

...

The title was included in his list of published works in Cool Britannia and Multi-Ethnic Britain alongside the Being Young, Black and Male book.

It was also listed on his staff profile on Durham University's website as being published in 2019 by Routledge publishing company.

He was still claiming the book was published when he took up the post as Cambridge's youngest black professor in March 2023.

I co-wrote a book with.... my wife, Morgan Fairchild! Yeah, that's the ticket!

This guy compiles what he says are the Perfesser's many, many lies.

Smirkley
@Smirkley

Aug 3

Updated

>be Jason Arday
>get diagnosed autistic at 3
>claim non-verbal until 11
>claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign
>claim you couldn't read until 18, but still leave school w/ two GCSEs
>claim joining pro snooker tour at 10, one year before you could speak
>claim you came out of a football academy & played professionally
>claim you were on Seven Up, a series that tracked a group of seven year olds as they grew up, airing first 21 years before you were born
>have the BBC confirm you weren't on the show because not time traveller
>claim 30 marathons in 35 days, the last 9 on a broken leg swollen to twice its size
>claim to have run 600 miles in six days, when the men's record is 650
>have no recorded race time anywhere because why bother
>have nobody in the ultra community ever hear of you
>say £5.5m raised for 70+ charities by 2024
>tell a funeral directors' convention in New Orleans the ultras (no record again) raised £5m
>submit a 401-page PhD on reflective practice w/ 100+ passages matching another student's 2009 thesis
>have 188 sentences come back identical or near identical, odds
>carry over her copy-editing errors
>get the PhD anyway
>lift quotes into papers & present them as interviews you conducted yourself
>get a full chair at Glasgow by 2021
>get Cambridge at 37, youngest black professor in 900 years
>guest edit the Today programme
>collect honorary degrees from Solent, Anglia Ruskin & St Mary's
>have a Cambridge autism professor circulate "URGENT PLEASE SIGN ANTI RACISM LETTER"
>write to a minister claiming knife threats, assault, spitting, rape & death l threats, bananas, bullets in the post, corrosive substances & mutilated animals
>photograph none of it
>claim a masked man w/ a knife cornered you in the faculty twice
>appear on no CCTV either time
>tell nobody AT THE TIME
>claim a severed pig's head arrived at your parents' house
>claim police traced it to a butcher who sold a "whole hog" that morning
>have the butcher say no officer ever came in
>have the Met say the whole account is categorically incorrect
>call it "a modern day lynching" on a podcast in Sept 2025
>give a keynote in April 2026 about a playbook conservatives use to hunt black academics
>get cleared in March 2026 by a panel you asked to weigh the "war on critical race theory"
>blame the copied text on autistic mimicry & on a supervisor who left & one you never even met
>turn 600 miles in six days into twelve days
>get Solent to delete the running claims
>get 13,000 signatures & three Cambridge college heads to vouch for text they never read
>have Cambridge call it a "vile smear campaign"
>have a ghostwritten memoir to be released August 27
>watch people still stan for you because you're black


Now the only thing that could possibly make this story any funnier is if he did not even bother to write his resignation letter, but instead cheated and used AI to draft a resignation letter.

But what are the chances of that?!?!

Is this good or is this good?

Allison Pearson:


The Cambridge fantasist is proof that stupid intellectuals are poisoning Britain

Jason Arday's tall tales are a devastating case study of how woke ideology turns supposedly brilliant academics into credulous dupes

Most of them are mid-wits, at best.

Arday is, it appears, an Olympic-grade fantasist.

Indeed, the only surprise is Jason has not yet claimed to have won an Olympic gold medal in gymnastics, quite possibly, such are his skills in contortion and backward flips. Despite claims that he is the target of a "smear campaign by Right-wing newspapers", the plagiarism allegations against him have been extensively and convincingly documented. If he had stuck to ripping off entire passages from the dissertation of a female research student, he might well have got away with it. But Jason, born to immigrant parents on a council estate in south London, diagnosed with autism and who claims he was non-verbal until the age of 11 and couldn't read or write until he was 18, decided to branch out into what I can only call experimental fiction.

It is easy to imagine the magical-realism novel based on a list of his alleged achievements -- you could call the yarn Jason and the Golden Fleeced.

Take, for example, his claim to have run 30 marathons in 35 days, partly with a broken leg, to raise money for "charity".

Arday claims he had an epileptic seizure on the 20th day, causing a hairline fracture in his fibula. In his forthcoming memoir, Great and Unfortunate Things, soon to be published by a (surely panic-stricken) Simon & Schuster, he describes the fracture causing his leg to swell to twice its normal size. Nonetheless, our plucky hero says he completed his feat of endurance running. There was also the small matter of him running 600 miles in six days and then 300 miles in three days too.

Experts in ultra-distance running have unsurprisingly cast doubt on these claims, pointing out that such achievements would mean Arday ranked among the world's top athletes.

But why did no one query this before now? What's wrong with the people who allowed Arday to rise as he did, unchecked by reality? His alleged endurance exploits alone are beyond improbable.

How can Cambridge dons, and other senior academics in universities across the country, supposedly some of the most brilliant minds on the planet, have nodded along as Jason told them even more -- perhaps about his supposed appearance on the TV show Seven Up, decades before he was born?

If Prof Arday had told such stories on a building site or a factory floor, the response would have been immediate and brutal: "Come off it, you lying toerag. Pull the other one!"

There is no one quite as stupid as an intellectual. A friend who taught at Cambridge before fleeing for the relative sanity of a Swiss professorship blames the Arday scandal on "a weak, woke administrative class" who have bought into the diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) cult. "The disease began," he says, "when the colleges started to hire so-called senior tutors, many of whom are failed academics on an ideological mission to change the ethnic make-up of the Cambridge faculty. Their loyalty is with Left-wing politicians. Most academics are naïve, cowardly, sentimental, indifferent or gullible, so they just go along with it. It's a disaster."

Don't feel bad for this hustler: He gamed the system like a good little foreign grifter and even called the police to complain about a journalist asking questions.


...

A professor I know who worked her way up the academic ladder is angry that women, in particular, and white Britons from working-class backgrounds are being sacrificed for the greater good of diversity. "It's got to the point now where if someone identifies as having a disability or is from a certain ethnic minority, they are guaranteed an interview. I've had to interview people for a post they were absolutely not qualified for and had no experience in. It's farcical."

Arday, for his part, presents himself as a kind, rather dreamy savant (he once told Krishnan Guru-Murthy that he'd like the world to "spin on an axis of love", and said: "I would take a thread and a needle and I'd interweave love into our society"), always emphasising his humility.

His mindthoughts and soulpatterns are next-level you guys.

But when Grove emailed Arday in the summer of 2025 to give him a formal right of reply to his investigation, the response was stern.

In September 2025, Times Higher Education received a letter from top law firm Carter-Ruck, which prompted them to pull their exposé (how Arday could afford such expensive lawyers is a mystery).

Then, in November 2025, the Metropolitan Police were contacted. It was claimed the reporter was "harassing" Arday, although Grove had never tried to call him or approach him or his family in person.

Two months later, in January of this year, Arday submitted a formal, 24-page complaint to Times Higher Education's chief executive. The dreamy savant was apparently playing hardball to protect his position.

In early February, Grove received a call from The Met, which explained it had investigated the complaint made against him but closed the case. "It was the first I knew about it," says Grove. He was badly shaken.

Prosecute him for the false police report.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:39 PM




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1 He lied about something?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)

2 NOOOOOD!!

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (g47mK)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)

4 Arday needs to move to Minnesooda and run for office.

Posted by: Tim Walz, Chomo at August 05, 2026 05:40 PM (qC81n)

5 You know what REALLY sunk him in the UK?

Claiming to be a professional snooker player, with zero evidence he ever played a single pro game.

Brits can tolerate lying about almost anything, but lying about SNOOKER??? Begone!

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 05:40 PM (Av6i5)

6 Cambridge should disband itself. I don't blame the guy who always lies for lying.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 05:41 PM (Qgg5f)

7 The UK needs to overthrow its local police forces. Those forces have gotten far too comfortable believing native Brits are the enemy.

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 05:42 PM (TN0g+)

8 He has a bright future ahead of him, as long as there is no formal inquiry.

Posted by: PG at August 05, 2026 05:42 PM (Nz/kH)

9 Actually, generating an AI resignation letter is some Grade-A trolling.

He's still a scumbag, but I'll let that one slide.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 05:43 PM (kgE5c)

10 I still don't know who this guy is but I'm glad he's gone ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 05:43 PM (9UyKq)

11 Munchausen got nothing on Professor Arday.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2026 05:43 PM (VJX5o)

12 Cambridge has a long and storied history. Some pretty smart folks came out of that place.

This guy. "Professor of Sociology". That's just fucking nonsense, and this clown was too stupid to even fake it. No wonder he had to go.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 05:43 PM (UKUO1)

13 Cambridge should take this opportunity to close down the entire sociology department. Sociology is a fake discipline anyway.

Posted by: Dantes at August 05, 2026 05:44 PM (IZ7RB)

14 >>>10 I still don't know who this guy is but I'm glad he's gone ?

he's the guy who wants to spin an axis of love. Also, Forrest Gump was based on his life.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:44 PM (1wjle)

15 Arday needs to move to Minnesooda and run for office.
Posted by: Tim Walz, Chomo at August 05, 2026 05:40 PM


He should certainly open a learing center. He's overqualified.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 05:44 PM (kgE5c)

16 It's going to be fun watching about half the universities go bankrupt and seeing the faculty reduced to drive Uber or Door Dash.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 05, 2026 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

17 Somewhere in that list a seizure was omitted. An amnesia seizure. I am too busy to look it up (watching something on Amazon).

I hope he freaks out and whacks off his dreds in a fit of pique with a chain saw.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 05:45 PM (hzuYO)

18
he's the guy who wants to spin an axis of love. Also, Forrest Gump was based on his life.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:44 PM (1wjle


LOL... Why do I doubt that....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 05:45 PM (9UyKq)

19 He wasn't just a liar, but a stupid liar. You have to remember your lies to be able to stay in one place for any time at all, but he obviously didn't. Gotta be nimble to keep up with your fabulations.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 05:45 PM (hfIju)

20 he's the guy who wants to spin an axis of love.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:44 PM


If we let him do that, he'll probably start claiming to have been the first to speak of the pompatus of love.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 05:45 PM (kgE5c)

21 I mean... it's just hilarious. It's just one lie after another, and literally no one had the guts to ask him about any of these lies because they feared he'd call them a racist.

Which he did in fact do. In fact, he complained to the police about racists asking him questions.


I believe it was 50% fear and 50% they had found their perfect, poor, autistic, illiterate until 18, super-athlete, black man who had defied all odds and overcame the systemic racism to become a professor.

They didn't want to ruin that fairy tale by calling him a lying fake, no matter that they knew he's completely full of it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (6ydKt)

22 It's going to be fun watching about half the universities go bankrupt and seeing the faculty reduced to drive Uber or Door Dash.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 05, 2026 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)


They'll start offering degrees in 'influencing' and the yoots will flock (not the camera) to them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (ExV1e)

23
Is this guy really autistic or is he just retarded ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (NtVYv)

24 The UK needs to overthrow its local police forces. Those forces have gotten far too comfortable believing native Brits are the enemy.
Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 05:42 PM (TN0g+)
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The only people who join are leftists looking to bully people. That's it, that's the entire force. Fire them all and start over.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (ZOv7s)

25 I still don't know who this guy is but I'm glad he's gone ?

he's the guy who wants to spin an axis of love. Also, Forrest Gump was based on his life.
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Arday never returned kicks for Alabama. Arday ran marathons, not sprints.

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (TN0g+)

26 No more marathons for Jason?!?!

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (Oy/m2)

27 He's got a future on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (QaH55)

28 And by the way, you don't use a needle and thread to weave, so....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (hfIju)

29 Cambridge previously said Prof Arday was the victim of a "vile campaign to undermine his credibility", but faced a staff revolt over its refusal to re-examine his academic credentials.

Good job, Oxford staff.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (mkw2N)

30 You racist people are so mean. Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (vbXSk)

31 Hi is in talks with CNN for his own show " Not Arday"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 05:47 PM (NtVYv)

32 Is this guy really autistic or is he just retarded ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (NtVYv)


There is another possibility.

https://youtu.be/WwNn9TReUHY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e)

33 A bullshitter with a bullshit degree running a bullshit op at a bullshit "university." Who'd a thunk?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 05:48 PM (hfIju)

34 They'll start offering degrees in 'influencing' and the yoots will flock (not the camera) to them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (ExV1e)
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Not enough yoots, though. We're over the demographic cliff, and there are simply not enough students to sustain the current infrastructure. Schools are already closing. It's going to gain speed.

Oh, and China has a new policy on passports taking effect. They are locking the country down, so that sweet, sweet high-tuition overseas student thing is going away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 05, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)

35 Wait, hold on, are we sure it's a man ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 05:48 PM (NtVYv)

36 Cambridge previously said Prof Arday was the victim of a "vile campaign to undermine his credibility", but faced a staff revolt over its refusal to re-examine his academic credentials.

Good job, Oxford staff.
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It wasn't a matter of academic pride--they just wanted his stuff.

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 05:48 PM (TN0g+)

37 This combo of lies and claims and obfuscations suggests "psychopathic personality." Until now he's been more successful in life than a lot of the PPs -- but part of his success is due to the sickness in the university and the society outside it. Everybody is scared to question a black man about his claims. Without that -- if anybody had done any real vetting -- he'd have never gotten a Ph.D.

Sounds kinda like a fellow I heard about who was born (?) in Hawaii, went to school in the U.S. but there's no record of him doing anything there, and rose to prominence because nobody dared to question his claims. Can't quite think of his name. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (wzUl9)

38 >>>They'll start offering degrees in 'influencing' and the yoots will flock (not the camera) to them.

oh dude they just started a major in "influencing" at some "college" in the US. Hot Air had it. I think Beege Wellborne.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (1wjle)

39 I actually wrote my own masters thesis. Out a lot of work into it too.
I went back and read it after 20 years.
It was horrible. I laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (2WIwB)

40 I'd comment on this, but I have to go run a couple marathons, first.

For charity.

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (VHUov)

41
On the bright side, he's ready to assume the Prime Minister-ship next year.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (Y8DZL)

42 Every professor and administrator who protected this lying sack of crap should be sacked themselves. They aren't interested in education,they are interested in indoctrination

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (iuwVE)

43 okay maybe not a "major" in influencing, but a course.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (1wjle)

44 It’s a small victory, but I’m glad we got this hackish Milli Vanilli toilet turd’s head on the wall.

And you know Oxford pushed his fake ass out the door.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 05:50 PM (qszYa)

45 British scientists left for America and elsewhere after WWII because the country was bombed, worn out, mired in shortages and stayed in recession until the mid 50s, as the country became more socialist. It was called the Brain Drain. This DEI fop has little brain to drain.

Posted by: 95 IQ On His Best Day at August 05, 2026 05:50 PM (JM9I6)

46 Maybe he is from the future, and these things just haven't happened yet.

You guys just ruined the timeline!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 05:50 PM (3cAyT)

47 "...he'd like the world to "spin on an axis of love""

He plagiarized Jimi Hendrix, too! See "Axis: Bold as Love"

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 05, 2026 05:50 PM (ZgwKJ)

48 Is Cambridge embarrassed?

Doubtful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 05:51 PM (RIvkX)

49 Prosecute him for the false police report.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:39 PM

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Am I the only one who read that as "false prophet"?

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 05:51 PM (gwn+s)

50 Is this guy really autistic or is he just retarded ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 05:46 PM (NtVYv)

RetArday

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 05, 2026 05:51 PM (ZgwKJ)

51 oh dude they just started a major in "influencing" at some "college" in the US. Hot Air had it. I think Beege Wellborne.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (1wjle)


I know it happens to Babylon Bee but when you can't even make a stupid joke comment here without it being true... sad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:52 PM (ExV1e)

52 This dude looks like Jussie Smollett could be safely finding refuge in his ass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 05:52 PM (iySPJ)

53 >>falsely claimed to hold a master's degree in psychodynamic counselling from Birkbeck University.

Boy you gotta give him credit for that one though. That is world class fabulism.

[Hey, what happened to "fabulitst" are we calling them "fantasist" now?]

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 05:52 PM (3cAyT)

54 To apply for a professorship at Cambridge, applicants need to submit an extensive portfolio of work, which includes a complete bibliography of essays, journals and book chapters.

Apparently the first item in this portfolio is a picture of oneself. Beyond that, the rest of the portfolio is apparently irrelevant.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 05, 2026 05:52 PM (bufu1)

55 Since when does a person caught with lies not double down claiming they are wrong?

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

56 This is like George Costanza's play 'La Cocina'.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2026 05:53 PM (uzmqU)

57 Good job, Oxford staff.

Heh.

Posted by: "Oxferd" at August 05, 2026 05:53 PM (Py+sj)

58 So, where does he go from here? Maybe get AI to write a tell-all book about the whole affair? Or get a prime time hosting gig at PMS-NBC. Or maybe a permanent spot on the View.


Posted by: a.moron at August 05, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

59 ‘Prof Arday, who was a professor of sociology of education’

Sociology of education. Can there be anything more ficcacta than this? This makes “Doctor” Jill Biden’s degree look like it’s for nuclear physics.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 05:53 PM (qszYa)

60 New theory time!!!

I checked my spellcheck, and "fabulist" is not there, but "fantasist" is.

I think spellcheck is changing our language -- people avoid words that are not included in the most common ones. This is sad.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 05:53 PM (3cAyT)

61 >>>56 This is like George Costanza's play 'La Cocina'.

that's such a great joke.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (1wjle)

62 okay maybe not a "major" in influencing, but a course.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (1wjle)


Just a matter of time. The degree will cover subjects like:

- Being unaware that taxes apply to you.
- You're an influencer, it's fine to be an ass in public.
- Who cares what the Koreans think. YOLO.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (ExV1e)

63 Britain didn't end rationing until 1954, and then they "mined" their national coinage for the silver to help pay off their war debts. Very sad, really.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (UKUO1)

64 Fun Fact:

Perfessor Arday once defeated Frank Dux in an underground kumite challenge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (FZ29D)

65 And you know Oxford pushed his fake ass out the door.

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He can always double-down on grifting and open an "Oxferd Learing Center" scam.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (gwn+s)

66 >>oh dude they just started a major in "influencing" at some "college" in the US. Hot Air had it. I think Beege Wellborne.


ASU, I think.

That place had some top class sluts back when I was in College.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (uzmqU)

67 >>>Sociology of education. Can there be anything more ficcacta than this? This makes “Doctor” Jill Biden’s degree look like it’s for nuclear physics.

an abstraction of an abstraction of an abstraction is just wanking off into a sock.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (1wjle)

68 I won the Navy Cross for my service as a door gunner on the Space Shuttle. Three tours on Venus and one on Mercury. If you don't believe me, you're a racist.

Posted by: PabloD at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (Hn9/J)

69 "Two months later, in January of this year, Arday submitted a formal, 24-page complaint to Times Higher Education's chief executive."

Written by AI.

Dreamy Savant! Lmao!

Posted by: 13times at August 05, 2026 05:55 PM (fnZRl)

70 get 13,000 signatures & three Cambridge college heads to vouch for text they never read

That's a mass delusion right there.

Posted by: pookysgirl got to see Wee Pooky today at August 05, 2026 05:55 PM (Wt5PA)

71 "In his forthcoming memoir, Great and Unfortunate Things, soon to be published by a (surely panic-stricken) Simon & Schuster..."

Looks like this guy's carefully constructed story was broken into A Million Little Pieces by the truth.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 05:55 PM (0CU3H)

72 Sounds kinda like a fellow I heard about who was born (?) in Hawaii, went to school in the U.S. but there's no record of him doing anything there, and rose to prominence because nobody dared to question his claims. Can't quite think of his name. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (wzUl9)

You mean the one who claims to have fathered two children with no photos of a pregnant wife, and neither of them looks the least bit like him? That guy? That fuckin' guy?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 05:55 PM (hfIju)

73 Arday resigns. Look for Harvard, Yale, or Penn to hire this guy. He's a perfect fit for the Ivy League.

Posted by: Ralph at August 05, 2026 05:55 PM (8WZD4)

74 It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 05, 2026 05:56 PM (1wjle)

75 48 Is Cambridge embarrassed?

Doubtful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Someone who asks if Cambridge could be embarrassed by letting loose incompetent fabulists on society, that person knows nothing about Cambridge.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 05:56 PM (3cAyT)

76 Just had thought that someone should look into all of his past. He probably has more fraud in his life.

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 05:56 PM (Ia/+0)

77 Oxford this and Cambridge that, 'tis true. But,
his professorship survived one day after he was proven
to have falsified his credentials at THE Ohio State University.
Newton, Darwin, Turing come and go
but you don't mess with Woody.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 05, 2026 05:56 PM (zdLoL)

78 This guy. "Professor of Sociology". That's just fucking nonsense, and this clown was too stupid to even fake it. No wonder he had to go.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 05:43 PM (UKUO1)
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Sociology. Sounds like Scientology.

Follow the science!

Posted by: mrp at August 05, 2026 05:56 PM (rj6Yv)

79 'Professor Ardy is like a young Kingfish.]

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 05:56 PM (LHPAg)

80 How soon until Perfessor Arday's legend begins to outshine the legend of Chuck Norris (R.I.P.)?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM (FZ29D)

81 >>that's such a great joke.


More of an Off, Off Broadway Production really.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM (uzmqU)

82 This guy claimed to write a book, but apparently nobody ever asked him for a copy or ever tried to read it.

A supposedly superstar professor at Cambridge writes a book and nobody — literally nobody — has any interest in it whatsoever.

This all goes to show what a total joke all this academic bullshit is.

Tell me again how many copies Biden’s book sold?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM (qszYa)

83 If you have your assistants do the actual shady stuff, then a scam can work.

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Asshole at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM (4HoLg)

84 ounds kinda like a fellow I heard about who was born (?) in Hawaii, went to school in the U.S. but there's no record of him doing anything there, and rose to prominence because nobody dared to question his claims. Can't quite think of his name. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026
*
You mean the one who claims to have fathered two children with no photos of a pregnant wife, and neither of them looks the least bit like him? That guy? That fuckin' guy?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026


***
Yeah, him! Who was that guy???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 05:58 PM (wzUl9)

85 Jesus College

That's a real college?

Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 05:58 PM (2Drhq)

86 78 This guy. "Professor of Sociology". That's just fucking nonsense, and this clown was too stupid to even fake it. No wonder he had to go.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Well, considering a recent study showed that most Sociology papers examined could not be replicated as to their finding means a joke field hired a joke professor.

In a fraudulent department of learning, who is to say who the actual frauds are. The others are just more clever in how they lie.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:58 PM (E4rtv)

87 ‘Prof Arday, who was a professor of sociology of education’

Sociology of education. Can there be anything more ficcacta than this? This makes “Doctor” Jill Biden’s degree look like it’s for nuclear physics.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 05:53 PM (qszYa)

It's like some of the classes offered in the TV Show Community.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 05:58 PM (0aYVJ)

88 'Professor Ardy is like a young Kingfish.]
Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026


***
That TV series was still in reruns when I was in grade school. Classic comedy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (wzUl9)

89 I bet he ends up at Columbia or wherever Henry Rogers ( "Ibram Kendi" ) is.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (PiwSw)

90 80 How soon until Perfessor Arday's legend begins to outshine the legend of Chuck Norris (R.I.P.)?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM (FZ29D)

I think Arday claimed to have out-fought Chuck at least twice. He also landed the jump over the Caesar's Palace fountains. And then he beat both Foreman and Ali in the ring.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (hfIju)

91 At least have AI crap out a book for you.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

92 Cecil Rhodes must be having a chuckle, somewhere...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (QaH55)

93 Fun Fact:

Perfessor Arday once defeated Frank Dux in an underground kumite challenge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (FZ29D)

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Piker.

He once beat Kim Jong Il's legendary 1994 round of golf in which the latter -- ALLEGEDLY -- shot a 38-under-par 34, with 11 holes-in-one.

/BTW, I loved the film "Bloodsport" ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (gwn+s)

94 Jason Arday last seen driving a white Bronco, slowly down the AI motorway in London, followed by several police cars.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (vbXSk)

95 Professor Arday raised money for The Human Fund.

The Human Fund -- Money for People (TM).

Posted by: George Costanza at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)

96 Jesus College

That's a real college?
----

Yeah, its just alright...

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (TN0g+)

97 They just couldn't wait to pile on all these awards on this guy. Which, if you think about it is an indirect form of racism.

(((Honorary Doctorates: He received honorary degrees from Anglia Ruskin University and Southampton Solent University in 2023, followed by St Mary's University and the University of Westminster in 2024.)))

So, they just plied this guy with all these honors, and his whole facade was an out and out lie. I love it. A shyster leading the shysters.

By the way. Did the good perfesser receive any awards for his ground breaking book that doesn't exist?

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 06:00 PM (dIske)

98 How soon until Perfessor Arday's legend begins to outshine the legend of Chuck Norris (R.I.P.)?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM


Unpossible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 06:00 PM (kgE5c)

99 Tell me again how many copies Biden’s book sold?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM (qszYa)

I wouldn't even shred them to use for insulation or to line a birdcage.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 06:00 PM (hfIju)

100
Are they embarrassed?

They may be a little that they got caught.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 06:00 PM (w6EFb)

101 I bet he ends up at Columbia or wherever Henry Rogers ( "Ibram Kendi" ) is.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (PiwSw)

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I hear Harvard is always looking new Plagiarizing DEI Hire Presidents.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 06:01 PM (gwn+s)

102 OT - have to see this to believe it. Mentally ill dude in a head covering talks at the St. Paul city council meeting about getting rid of private property:

https://tinyurl.com/yc39vpy8

Posted by: beckster at August 05, 2026 06:01 PM (kX27y)

103 70 get 13,000 signatures & three Cambridge college heads to vouch for text they never read

That's a mass delusion right there.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Performative art showing that you are on the left's side. Same thing as never be teh first to stop clapping at a speech by Josef Stalin.

When you consider that a lot of professors have a cushy job, want to continue without hassles, so you get a hive mind that is incredible to watch. Every concern under the sun is mentioned in faculty meetings except educating the students.

I had twenty years of monthly faculty meetings, departmental meeting, and other such activities that had nothing to do whatsoever with my primary job of educating students so they could think for themselves. Glad I am retired.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 06:02 PM (E4rtv)

104 90 80

I think Arday claimed to have out-fought Chuck at least twice. He also landed the jump over the Caesar's Palace fountains. And then he beat both Foreman and Ali in the ring.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (hfIju)



When he jumped the fountain at Caesar's Palace he broke every bone in his body, and two bones in someone else's body.

Posted by: a.moron at August 05, 2026 06:02 PM (X5Jzz)

105 He's one of those great fraudsters like the character in Catch me if you Can. I almost have to admire him in dark way; he always knew exactly what he was doing, and he probably laughed himself to sleep each night thinking about how the credentialed idiots fell for it again.

And it worked because he saw the Truth of something that we would all do well to take to heart - Every Administration/Faculty member at that University was, in their own way, every bit as big a fraud as he was. They'd might a career out of gaming the system by pretending they were Deep Thinkers when in fact, they were all a pack of grifting midwits. He saw who they were, and he saw that he could do it better than any of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 06:02 PM (edUvp)

106 By the way. Did the good perfesser receive any awards for his ground breaking book that doesn't exist?
Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 06:00 PM (dIske)
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His Nobel Prize for Literature is out for polishing right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 06:03 PM (FZ29D)

107 Are they embarrassed?

They may be a little that they got caught.
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Leftists like all the time--their focus is always the revolution, and they never let a pesky thing like "personal values" get in the way. They lie and lie and lie and lie and close their eyes before going to bed at night and tell themselves "I helped the world today...". And they wake up the next morning believing it.

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 06:03 PM (TN0g+)

108 Next book will be 'It's all there, Man. You don't have to count it'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 06:03 PM (LHPAg)

109 It all stems from the whole idea we ran off the end of the earth with, called Don't Make The Black Kids Angry. Don't ever tell them No. Don't ever be in front of them in line. Don't ever question their honesty. Don't ever correct them when they're wrong.

There's an artist who made it "all the way" named Megan Thee Stallion. Nobody, I'm guessing, not even one person in her entire life had the courage to tell her that "thee" isn't the spelling for a long-E "the", but is old English for "you", or that a stallion is a male horse.

Nobody would dare. It's all the same problem.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 05, 2026 06:03 PM (IhL8c)

110 Yeah, its just alright...
Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 05:59 PM (TN0g+)

Wonder if he had a friend in Jesus?

Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 06:03 PM (2Drhq)

111 Tell me again how many copies Biden’s book sold?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM (qszYa)

I wouldn't even shred them to use for insulation or to line a birdcage.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 06:00 PM


Can you imagine the shit your parrot would be talking if you did?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 06:04 PM (kgE5c)

112 Sociology of education. Talk about multiplying a fraction by a fraction!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 05, 2026 06:04 PM (NYInA)

113 They just couldn't wait to pile on all these awards on this guy. Which, if you think about it is an indirect form of racism.

(((Honorary Doctorates: He received honorary degrees from Anglia Ruskin University and Southampton Solent University in 2023, followed by St Mary's University and the University of Westminster in 2024.)))

So, they just plied this guy with all these honors, and his whole facade was an out and out lie. I love it. A shyster leading the shysters.

By the way. Did the good perfesser receive any awards for his ground breaking book that doesn't exist?

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 06:00 PM (dIske)

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The British Obama.

Hell, give him The Pulitzer Peace Prize for black victimology privilege.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 06:04 PM (gwn+s)

114 >>ASU, I think.

>>That place had some top class sluts back when I was in College.

Many moons ago I went to ASU for a USFL game. Impressive collection of young women.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 06:04 PM (viF8m)

115 I too published a book. Well, I printed it from my computer. If anybody randomly stops by and says Hey, do you have any books to sell, well, I'll just staple that baby and make a few bucks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 06:04 PM (n5tGW)

116 Can you imagine the shit your parrot would be talking if you did?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 06:04 PM (kgE5c)


Depends. I've got a Norwegian Blue. Never hear a sound out of him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 06:05 PM (ExV1e)

117 I bet the Cambridge University faculty - most of them, anyway - are somewhat upset and concerned about their own credibility with the public. "Trust me, I'm a Cambridge University professor, old boy."

Posted by: mrp at August 05, 2026 06:05 PM (rj6Yv)

118 Marxism is a mental illness deficiency

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

119 "Moooooooom, you said I can't have Platner, so you HAVE to give me El-Sayed!"

"Ok, honey, you can have him. You're such a good girl!"

Posted by: Democrat Moms for 9-11 2.0 at August 05, 2026 06:05 PM (qUkBO)

120 You all are right though--within 3 months he'll land on his feet with a faculty position at Harvard or Columbia.

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 06:06 PM (TN0g+)

121 Depends. I've got a Norwegian Blue. Never hear a sound out of him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 06:05 PM (ExV1e)

----------------

Beautiful plumage.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:06 PM (PiwSw)

122 Jason claimed to have built the Artemis rocket in two days. He spent the first day running in a marathon.

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 06:06 PM (Oy/m2)

123 Depends. I've got a Norwegian Blue. Never hear a sound out of him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 06:05 PM


Beautiful bird, the Norwegian Blue. Lovely plumage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 06:06 PM (kgE5c)

124 The Not-so-Great Impostor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 06:06 PM (Cqx++)

125 Look at what Drumpf made me do.

Posted by: Jason "Paul" Arday at August 05, 2026 06:07 PM (1wjle)

126 Are they embarrassed?

They may be a little that they got caught.


And angry at the people that caught 'em.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 06:07 PM (vTZFs)

127 I still don't know who this guy is but I'm glad he's gone ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 05:43 PM


Clueless here as well. I think he is british/english because there are pound sterling notes in the box above but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 05, 2026 06:07 PM (cpFbA)

128 How many leftwing twats and AWFuLs claimed to have read his nonexistent book and claimed it gave them genital palpitations?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 06:07 PM (qszYa)

129 When I was working at a certain private university, as office manager I helped coordinate the "search" each winter for new faculty members. It seemed invariable that of the three or four the committee invited to come to campus, the supposed "top" candidates, over 50% were foreign and would require sponsorship and an H1-B visa. And those fees were not cheap.

The same thing happened with visiting or adjunct professors who would only be around for one year. At least we'd get several years of work out of the tenure-track people -- maybe more if they got tenure and didn't get lured away by another university.

I thought it was insane to spend the fees when there were *plenty* of U.S.-born applicants who were at least good enough to be considered.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 06:07 PM (wzUl9)

130 Next book will be 'It's all there, Man. You don't have to count it'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 06:03 PM (LHPAg)

------------------

Followed up with the pedo sequel "Old Enough To Count, Old Enough To Mount," ghostwritten by Hasan Piker.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 06:08 PM (gwn+s)

131 I really don't get AI.

I write a lot, and I would never ever ever consider using AI to put down my words, and I suck at writing.

I just can't imagine anyone using it for anything except the most mundane and tedious of tasks, like a business letter.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 06:08 PM (3cAyT)

132 speaking of the Norwegian Blue, "And Now for Something Completely Different" is on YouTube for free.

(It's not great but you can see the best sketches from the show re-staged for film.)

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 06:08 PM (1wjle)

133 Being Young, Black and Male: Challenging the Dominant Discourse.

Watch for my new book, it's sure to be a bestseller: Being Middle-aged, White and Male: Dominating the Discourse Challenge



Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 06:08 PM (2Drhq)

134 If I recall correctly, he also discovered several moderate muslims!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 06:08 PM (Sco7b)

135 Jason claimed to have built the Artemis rocket in two days. He spent the first day running in a marathon.
-----

And half of day two reciting aloud the digits of pi to infinity. Those in attendance wept.

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 06:08 PM (TN0g+)

136 The book was called Trust Me, Bro.

I wont come in your mouth
Check is in the mail

Arday
I wont cum in your mailbox
Check is in my mouth

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:09 PM (/+uur)

137 Marxism is a mental illness deficiency
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026


***
That's as contradictory as Marxism/socialism/communism itself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 06:09 PM (wzUl9)

138 ‘Prof Arday, who was a professor of sociology of education’

Sociology of education. Can there be anything more ficcacta than this? This makes “Doctor” Jill Biden’s degree look like it’s for nuclear physics.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 05:53 PM (qszYa)



He can still come back as a Professor of Studies of Studies.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 06:09 PM (ALUT+)

139 114 >>ASU, I think.

>>That place had some top class sluts back when I was in College.

Many moons ago I went to ASU for a USFL game. Impressive collection of young women.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 06:04 PM (viF8m)

Yeah, ASU. I grew up down the road from it, didn't go there. (well one summer class once) Back in the 70's, that place was PotHead Central, and it hasn't gotten any better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 06:09 PM (edUvp)

140 I beat Kim Jon-ung in a round of golf, even though he had a hole-in-one on every hole.

Posted by: Prof. J. Arday, Grand Slam Major Winner at August 05, 2026 06:10 PM (YcOeP)

141 But I would walk SIX hundred miles
And I would walk SIX hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down and beg for 20 bob till my postal note comes in next week.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:10 PM (/+uur)

142 Axis: Bold as Love > axis of love

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 05, 2026 06:10 PM (9ZFZd)

143 This is also the story behind "hampster".

Same exact thing.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 05, 2026 06:10 PM (IhL8c)

144 Cambridge could fix the problem quickly if they just made Arday the professor for a new class; Studies of Manipulation, Deception, and Fabulism in Academics 101.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:11 PM (6ydKt)

145 I write a lot, and I would never ever ever consider using AI to put down my words, and I suck at writing.

I just can't imagine anyone using it for anything except the most mundane and tedious of tasks, like a business letter.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 06:08 PM (3cAyT)

I've never use it to write anything for me. I actually use it very little. But I have fed it surveyor field notes from the 1860s to read it, and it does a pretty good job. But, even then, I only do it if I am stuck on a word pr phrase. Not all land surveyors from the Olden Tymes had good cursive writing. Sometimes it looks almost like German cursive, which is weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 06:11 PM (0aYVJ)

146 >>>He can still come back as a Professor of Studies of Studies.

He can teach at Greendale's Night School.

History of Something
Studiology
Learning!
Introduction to Basics
Principles of Intermediate
Class 101
Theoretical Phys Ed
Math 1-2-3
Reading?

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 06:11 PM (1wjle)

147 I bet the Cambridge University faculty - most of them, anyway - are somewhat upset and concerned about their own credibility with the public. "Trust me, I'm a Cambridge University professor, old boy."


Fuck that. They have ABSOLUTELY no concern about their credibility. If they did, there would be mass suicides.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 06:12 PM (ALUT+)

148 The vaccine is tested and safe for everyone.

Posted by: Midget Mengele at August 05, 2026 06:12 PM (m7NHf)

149
Re "Axis of Love". I bet he pronounced that as "access", which I hear a lot these days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 06:12 PM (w6EFb)

150 115 I too published a book. Well, I printed it from my computer. If anybody randomly stops by and says Hey, do you have any books to sell, well, I'll just staple that baby and make a few bucks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

-------------
I have about 5 books in progress on my computer. anywhere from 40k to 120k words. most just suck.

My best is about my dad, and it is coming out really well which makes it hard to fill in the middle chapters and keep up the quality.

I am tempted so show up on weekend to see what the moron book group suggests to publish or something, but I had some computer and house and other troubles lately and have put it aside.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 06:12 PM (3cAyT)

151 He can still come back as a Professor of Studies of Studies.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 06:09 PM (ALUT+)

I was Studying Studies to get My Studier of Studies Masters and they ask me to stay on to work on my Studier of People That Study Studies PhDuh.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:12 PM (/+uur)

152 141 But I would walk SIX hundred miles
And I would walk SIX hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down and beg for 20 bob till my postal note comes in next week.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:10 PM (/+uur)

Not bad laddie.

Posted by: Ewan McTeagle at August 05, 2026 06:13 PM (9ZFZd)

153 In recent days, Prof Arday has put his apparent plagiarism down to autism, saying he absorbs information through mimicry.

SpongeBob Arday, SpongeBob Arday, SpongeBooooob AR-DAY!

Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 06:13 PM (2Drhq)

154 The "tell" that spelled Arday's doom was when he claimed to have fixed all the McDonald's ice cream machines...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:13 PM (PiwSw)

155 All of this started in the early '80s, when serious students began to realize there was no future in Academia, unless one was a member of a preferred, "marginalized" demographic. That's also when dissertations of questionable scholarly rigor began to be accepted and proliferate. No one had the balls to say, "I'm sorry, but something conjured up between bong hits on during your freshman dorm rap sessions is not worthy of a Ph.D.

Posted by: RS at August 05, 2026 06:13 PM (GYx3d)

156 Sometimes it looks almost like German cursive, which is weird.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026


***
When it takes the width of a page to write one word in longhand, the writer can get fatigued and spell something wrong.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

157 He can teach at Greendale's Night School.

History of Something
Studiology
Learning!
Introduction to Basics
Principles of Intermediate
Class 101
Theoretical Phys Ed
Math 1-2-3
Reading?
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 06:11 PM (1wjle)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:13 PM (/+uur)

158 Learing

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)

159 142 Axis: Bold as Love > axis of love
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 05, 2026 06:10 PM (9ZFZd)
Jimi is coing for you.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 06:14 PM (LHPAg)

160 The "tell" that spelled Arday's doom was when he claimed to have fixed all the McDonald's ice cream machines...
----

And Range Rover electrical issues.

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 06:14 PM (TN0g+)

161 Yeah Bob, I read the book club threads on occasion, I think there are a few morons on there that know all about the self publishing thing if you get serious.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 06:14 PM (n5tGW)

162 Professor Arday's next job will be asking people if they want chips with their fish.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 06:15 PM (ALUT+)

163
The book was called

My Stutter and Me

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 06:15 PM (zjyS+)

164
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Yes, I think AI is good are reading and summarizing, although usually I just use it as a first step and then check everything myself anyways.
It seems fairly good at search, like finding an obscure detail and giving some more keywords to help find a reference. But I meant for writing i would never use it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 06:15 PM (3cAyT)

165
From earlier:

1- This will not be the last one.

2- This is a story about Cambridge University, not Jason Arday.

I think we need to keep making this about the institutions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 06:15 PM (u8JyY)

166 How long until he gets a show on msnbc?

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 06:15 PM (TSRtE)

167 oh dude they just started a major in "influencing" at some "college" in the US. Hot Air had it. I think Beege Wellborne.


ASU, I think.

That place had some top class sluts back when I was in College.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2026 05:54 PM (uzmqU)
——

Still do. Easiest girls in NYC during summer months (when a lot of people are here as interns or whatever at Big Cock Capitalism firms) are AZ, AL, and GA.

Crimson Tide girls? If you can get them on a date, you are guaranteed a wild night.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 05, 2026 06:16 PM (qszYa)

168 If this guy told me the sun was gonna rise tomorrow I'd sleep in my winter coat.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 06:16 PM (zjyS+)

169 No more marathons for Jason?!?!

He's currenly running up Everest without oxygen tanks. He'll be back shortly and we can ask him.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 06:17 PM (KsZMV)

170 He painted an apartment with Glidden one coat in one coat.
He made minute Rice in about 30 seconds.
He had 10 items in the 10 Items isle 3 weeks in a row.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:17 PM (/+uur)

171 apropos of nothing: Guido Sarducci's Five Minute University is still funny.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:17 PM (PiwSw)

172 I sadly missed last thread:

Michigans (Democratic voting) base turning out for Abdul despite the racism/Islamophobic attacks really shows that people are interested in policies that will help the working class instead of whatever Haley Stevens was offering

it should be a real warning that those same poles also showed him losing to Rogers. hopefully this campaign and supporters can move their sights on the election in November.

I hope he's able to get party support now that he has the nomination. Scholten already said she wouldn't support him if he wins the nom. Do centrist dems want Al Sayed to lose in November?

Can’t wait for the GOP attack ads to hammer him for being Muslim. He needs to counter with "at least I'm not an evangelical Christian nationalist piece of shit" ads.  He has to go hard to win.

The establishment painting Abdul as some radical communist really shows how far towards the right they’ve allowed themselves to be pulled. In a different time he would be considered a new deal dem, not some communist outsider. His policies used to be the one page platform of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 05, 2026 06:18 PM (/y3Vc)

173 Jason once claimed he taught Roger Federer how to play tennis.

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 06:18 PM (Oy/m2)

174 He made minute Rice in about 30 seconds.
------

Wait, so you're saying rice cooks faster on his stove than any other stove in the universe?

Posted by: Crusader at August 05, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+)

175 All of this started in the early '80s, when serious students began to realize there was no future in Academia, unless one was a member of a preferred, "marginalized" demographic...


Unless one was a commie, hippie, draft dodging communist piece of vermin. And they've taken over. Led by Billy Ayers and his communist tramp wife.


Burn it all down - Academia - to the ground.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 06:18 PM (ALUT+)

176 His thesis defense statement:

Wuh ha happen wus

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur)

177 I am tempted so show up on weekend to see what the moron book group suggests to publish or something, but I had some computer and house and other troubles lately and have put it aside.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026


***
You should. Also check the sidebar for the Horde Writers' Group that OrangeEnt spearheaded.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 06:18 PM (wzUl9)

178 AI is great for asking dumb questions like "Can I fly with Toppik in my carry-on?" and "Why does my TV remote turn on my computer monitor as well as my TV?"

I would never use it to write anything for me.

Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 06:19 PM (2Drhq)

179 He watched

Prometheus

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:20 PM (/+uur)

180 apropos of nothing: Guido Sarducci's Five Minute University is still funny.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:17 PM (PiwSw)
----
... because it's true.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

181 Can’t wait for the GOP attack ads to hammer him for being Muslim. He needs to counter with "at least I'm not an evangelical Christian nationalist piece of shit" ads. He has to go hard to win.

Yes, I much less prefer people telling me I'm going to go to Hell than those trying to send me there.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 05, 2026 06:20 PM (9ZFZd)

182 He watched

Prometheus

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:20 PM (/+uur)

lol, what a loser.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 05, 2026 06:20 PM (dK+Kv)

183 Caught in another lie.

Well hell if that's all it takes to get rid of someone then I have a big list of politicians that can be kicked out of office today.
If only it was that easy.

Posted by: Case at August 05, 2026 06:21 PM (H3dzX)

184 it should be a real warning that those same poles also showed him losing to Rogers. hopefully this campaign and supporters can move their sights on the election in November.

Poles.

Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 06:21 PM (2Drhq)

185 He can still come back as a Professor of Studies of Studies.

He can teach at Greendale's Night School.

History of Something
Studiology
Learning!
Introduction to Basics
Principles of Intermediate
Class 101
Theoretical Phys Ed
Math 1-2-3
Reading?
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 06:11 PM (1wjle)

Thanks. I mentioned Community upthread, but totally blanked on any examples. Man I love that show. Except for the Gas Leak year.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 06:21 PM (0aYVJ)

186 Still haven't seen much from AI thst isn't just fake stuff

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

187 174 He made minute Rice in about 30 seconds.
------
Wait, so you're saying rice cooks faster on his stove than any other stove in the universe?
Posted by: Crusader

That's what he claims. Probably due to the power of his level 5 autism. If you doubt him, you're racist AND hate the neurodivergent.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2026 06:22 PM (/y3Vc)

188 184 it should be a real warning that those same poles also showed him losing to Rogers. hopefully this campaign and supporters can move their sights on the election in November.

Poles.

Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 06:21 PM (2Drhq)

The Polish are well known prognosticators and predictors of the vox populi.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt)

189 The recently fired Superintendent of Schools for Des Moines is a similar case. Wasn't even in the US legally, among his many falsehoods. But when you're a DEI hire, no questions are asked. That would be so racist.

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2026 06:22 PM (LpKKJ)

190 Professor Ardin ran the 4 minute mile in 2 minutes. The only reason he didn't run it in 1 minute was the fucking wind resistance from his dreadlocks.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 06:22 PM (ALUT+)

191 My college was ranked by Playboy as a top party school one year. Yeay us!!

But I hung out at other colleges when I went to visit friends. Or when I’d go on fraternity trips to other chapters. Or colleges in my home city.

Guess what? Every one of those schools was a party school. And girls at all of those places were fucking at the drop of a hat. It’s kinda what 18-21 year olds do. They party and fuck.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 06:23 PM (TSRtE)

192
He attended Ohio State at the Ann Arbor campus.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:23 PM (/+uur)

193 @171 Economics : Supply and Demand. That's it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 06:23 PM (KY+FT)

194 You should. Also check the sidebar for the Horde Writers' Group that OrangeEnt spearheaded.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

------------
I will. ...eventualllllly...

I feel guilty writing when I have other priorities. Gotta take care of that first. Like cleaning the stove (I kid...) no, important stuff. Then I clean the stove. Then alphabetize my comestibles. ....

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 06:24 PM (3cAyT)

195 You know what the Sayed election was all about? Midnight at the Oasis insanity among white women.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 06:24 PM (LHPAg)

196 184 it should be a real warning that those same poles also showed him losing to Rogers. hopefully this campaign and supporters can move their sights on the election in November.

Poles.
Posted by: Delurker

Uh...totally referencing Steve Kornacki. A Pole discussing polls?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2026 06:24 PM (/y3Vc)

197

You want some really funny shit? Look up a few counselling centers that specialize in psychodynamic counselling. It's like a bad parody, paid for by a bunch of big health insurance companies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 05, 2026 06:24 PM (y9nCu)

198 That's what he claims. Probably due to the power of his level 5 autism. If you doubt him, you're racist AND hate the neurodivergent.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2026 06:22 PM (/y3Vc)

autism smart>>retard strength

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:24 PM (/+uur)

199 He's currenly running up Everest without oxygen tanks. He'll be back shortly and we can ask him.
Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 06:17 PM (KsZMV)

Carrying two injured Sherpas over his shoulders.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 06:25 PM (0aYVJ)

200
"My entire existence is just a tissue of whoppers."

-Blackadder

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2026 06:26 PM (VWtfl)

201 Can’t wait for the GOP attack ads to hammer him for being Muslim. He needs to counter with "at least I'm not an evangelical Christian nationalist piece of shit" ads. He has to go hard to win.


Oh brother....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 06:27 PM (9UyKq)

202 195 You know what the Sayed election was all about? Midnight at the Oasis insanity among white women.
Posted by: Eromero

Is that like Muhammad's midnight desert adventure with the men of al Zutt?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2026 06:27 PM (/y3Vc)

203 199 He's currenly running up Everest without oxygen tanks. He'll be back shortly and we can ask him.
Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 06:17 PM (KsZMV)

Carrying two injured Sherpas over his shoulders.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 06:25 PM (0aYVJ)

And he's such a great guy he's gonna bag up everybody's shit and bring that down with him along with the Sherpas and their oxygen tanks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:27 PM (6ydKt)

204 My hot gf in Canada know's ace's gf, so he is telling the truth.

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2026 06:27 PM (YwEeS)

205 I'm a Professor at UPenn and wrote the book "Who Shat My Pants?

Posted by: Presnit Emeritus (DE) at August 05, 2026 06:27 PM (JM9I6)

206 30 Marathons in 35 days

Are there even going to be that many Marathons scheduled anywhere near enough to travel to and participate in? Each requires roads to be closed for the runners...most I've heard were on weekends only.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:28 PM (uhVAy)

207 >>>I think Arday claimed to have out-fought Chuck at least twice. He also landed the jump over the Caesar's Palace fountains. And then he beat both Foreman and Ali in the ring.

>Arday once did a Triple Lindy with a twist into a shark tank. All the sharks gave him 10s.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 06:29 PM (iySPJ)

208 I haven't been following the entire saga of the serial fabulist. What was the initial claim to case his academic career to come crashing down?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 06:29 PM (xPsv8)

209 201 Can’t wait for the GOP attack ads to hammer him for being Muslim. He needs to counter with "at least I'm not an evangelical Christian nationalist piece of shit" ads. He has to go hard to win.

Oh brother....
Posted by: It's me donna

The radical Left is dropping the mask and admitting what they want openly. Would be nice to see them do the samw regarding their hate of Christianity.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2026 06:29 PM (/y3Vc)

210 Autism, 1800-2024: Banging head on wall, non-verbal, convulsing in the corner, throws food, incontnent.

Autism 2025- : Hyper-genius superpowers, out-performs everyone on Earth in mental, physical, moral and spiritual endeavors. Can earn a PhD despite being illiterate, can run 600 miles in 24 hours despite never training, can outwit and humiliate all critics, including fellow professors, with an offhand quip.

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:29 PM (Av6i5)

211 What is it we're all getting fatigued of? I can't remember...I'm drawing a black.


Er... I meant drawing a blank. Sheesh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 06:30 PM (ALUT+)

212 I honestly don't know why Elon hasn't hired Arday to smooth out everything with Starship and make X profitable at the same time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:30 PM (6ydKt)

213 It's just one lie after another, and literally no one had the guts to ask him about any of these lies because they feared he'd call them a racist.

Oh, Ace, it wasn't just the fear....

These people saw what they wanted to see.
Just like the original Mission: Impossible, the key is to make people see what they want to see even if it's bogus. And these people wanted to see some guy who overcame incredible odds (and was black, too!) and succeeded beyond their wildest dreams. So, when he presented, they went gaga and ... here we are. They didn't check because they wanted to believe.

THEN they tried to stop the investigating because their false image was going to be shattered.

Posted by: GWB at August 05, 2026 06:30 PM (kU0PQ)

214 Liberal women are brainwashed into having Muslims on their side

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

215 The DSA aren't actual communists is a take. But an expected one.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (zjyS+)

216 I co-wrote a book with.... my wife, Morgan Fairchild! Yeah, that's the ticket!

LOL! Excellent throwback!

Posted by: GWB at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (kU0PQ)

217 93 miles from my home in Wilmington to my beach place in Rehoboth Beach. I jog it sometimes 6 times a week!

Posted by: Presnit Emeritus at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (JM9I6)

218 He ran 30 miles back to the village to tell them there was a dead elephant that could feed the village before he ran to the edge of Africa.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (/+uur)

219 206 30 Marathons in 35 days

Are there even going to be that many Marathons scheduled anywhere near enough to travel to and participate in? Each requires roads to be closed for the runners...most I've heard were on weekends only.
Posted by: Oldcat


STOP IT WITH YOUR RACIST LOGIC!

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (Av6i5)

220 205 I'm a Professor at UPenn and wrote the book "Who Shat My Pants?
Posted by: Presnit Emeritus (DE) at August 05, 2026 06:27 PM (JM9I6)
__________________________

Gynocologists recommend this 100% leak proof underwear for incontinence.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (dIske)

221 191 My college was ranked by Playboy as a top party school one year. Yeay us!!

So was one of mine one year. Funny thing is, it was a small school, and I did not recognize the girls, before or after. Hmmmmm...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (QaH55)

222
Spencer Pratt had been all over "stupid smart people" lately.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 06:32 PM (u8JyY)

223 All this goes to show is that truth and reality are tools of white supremacy.

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:32 PM (Av6i5)

224 They cheated Sayed in and they will cheat him all the way in in November.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 06:32 PM (zjyS+)

225 Have I ever told you about my super-hot model girlfriend? You wouldn't know her, she goes to school in Canada. I can't say where because of the NDA I have with her.

Are you mimicking me, Mr. O'Spades?

Posted by: James Talarico at August 05, 2026 06:33 PM (0sNs1)

226 222
Spencer Pratt had been all over "stupid smart people" lately.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 06:32 PM (u8JyY)


Stupid LA... I hope they get the noodle woman....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 06:33 PM (9UyKq)

227 208 I haven't been following the entire saga of the serial fabulist. What was the initial claim to case his academic career to come crashing down?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 06:29 PM (xPsv

A couple of fellow academics, Americans I believe, ran his master's thesis through a plagiarism detector and it came out with more red flag warnings than California during fire season.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:33 PM (6ydKt)

228 FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 06:29 PM (xPsv

"Cause " not "case"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 06:33 PM (xPsv8)

229 THEN they tried to stop the investigating because their false image was going to be shattered.
Posted by: GWB at August 05, 2026 06:30 PM (kU0PQ)
The story of ubama.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 06:33 PM (LHPAg)

230 1- This will not be the last one.

2- This is a story about Cambridge University, not Jason Arday.

I think we need to keep making this about the institutions.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 06:15 PM (u8JyY)

Playing up Arday SI about Cambridge. Falling for a complicated scam is one thing, but our betters in Cambridge, the Yale Uni of the UK, falling for such a transparent hoax punctures their puffed out egos completely. It's like falling for a Nigerian Prince Email and sending him your bank information.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:34 PM (uhVAy)

231 They cheated Sayed in and they will cheat him all the way in in November.


War is upon us. Whether we like it or not.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 06:34 PM (ALUT+)

232 Buddy of mine’s kid got accepted to several universities. He wanted to go to Michigan but being out of state the offer was kinda shitty. Only about $20k in scholarship money. $30k out of pocket a year. USC gave him an almost full ride. Took that offer. USC being private doesn’t care where you’re from.

The top tier public universities at every stingy with money for out of state kids. Which make sense, Michigan tax payers shouldn’t t pay for non-Michigan students. But illegals in Michigan? Here’s a blank check Juan.

That’s the infuriating part.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 06:34 PM (TSRtE)

233 The story of ubama.
Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 06:33 PM (LHPAg)

No one remembers him a Occidental or Teaching at U Chic.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:34 PM (/+uur)

234 Doesn't matter if the people who gave him the awards and position are still in place. They probably have and will place morons like him in their fold. They can't give up the ship because they all are part of the infernal mess.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 06:34 PM (diia5)

235 30 Marathons in 35 days

What was he doing those other 5 days? Just slacking off? What a wimp!

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Av6i5)

236
The DSA aren't actual communists is a take. But an expected one.
Posted by: ...

============

Yes, and i think we should forget about yelling "commieeee!" at them and talk about how they'll screw things up. It doesn't matter what you call them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 05, 2026 06:35 PM (u8JyY)

237 They cheated Sayed in and they will cheat him all the way in in November.

They sure made it a close cheat

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 06:35 PM (9UyKq)

238 or maybe it was his doctoral thesis?
I guess that was it.

At any rate, Arday just basically copied some girl's paper from 2009.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:35 PM (6ydKt)

239 I founda the Pope inna da pizza!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 06:35 PM (RIvkX)

240 210 Autism, 1800-2024: Banging head on wall, non-verbal, convulsing in the corner, throws food, incontnent.

Autism 2025- : Hyper-genius superpowers, out-performs everyone on Earth in mental, physical, moral and spiritual endeavors. Can earn a PhD despite being illiterate, can run 600 miles in 24 hours despite never training, can outwit and humiliate all critics, including fellow professors, with an offhand quip.
Posted by: zombie

The Left: believe the science, idiots! Evolution is obvious and unquestionable!

Also the Left: of course 30% of youth are trans or homosexual! It's natural and genetic, and they're finally free to express themselves, and there's no reason they'd be naturally selected against during all of humanity! Also, 30% can have crippling mental illnesses that severely impaired their ability to provide for themselves and require life-long batteries of medicine and counseling. Otherwise they'll die, and that wouldn't be selected against either.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2026 06:35 PM (/y3Vc)

241 The DSA aren't actual communists is a take. But an expected one.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 06:31 PM (zjyS+)

If I can't trust the DSA being commies when they say they are commies, how can I trust them in office with real power?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

242 224 They cheated Sayed in and they will cheat him all the way in in November.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 06:32 PM (zjyS+)
____________________

I think he won fair and square this time. The "woman" who was the main challenger was a loon. I saw one of her campaign appearances, and she was doing these (I don't know how to describe it)...she reminded my of a hyped up high school cheerleader. "Let's go Michigan" type stuff. It was immature and off putting.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 06:36 PM (dIske)

243 So he actually din do nuthin.

Posted by: Probably stolen at August 05, 2026 06:37 PM (S1fh+)

244 I don't think you're being strictly truthful here, Ace. 😉 Morgan Fairchild is 76. I strongly suspect you were never married to her, as I think you're much younger than she is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 06:38 PM (xPsv8)

245 Sometimes I think this Jason Arday fellow might be stupid AND corrupt.


"Stupid AND Corrupt - The banana Dream Story"*

*As told to my publisher**

Posted by: banana Dream - ** and by pubisher he means his dog at August 05, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)

246 Fuck that. They have ABSOLUTELY no concern about their credibility. If they did, there would be mass suicides.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!


Rule 1 of marxists: They always lie
Rule 2 of marxists: They always double down
Rule 3 of marxists: See Rule 1.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 06:38 PM (diia5)

247 or maybe it was his doctoral thesis?
I guess that was it.

At any rate, Arday just basically copied some girl's paper from 2009.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:35 PM (6ydKt)

I used to read up on Academic fraud for lulz. There was some dude who just copied papers from Obscure Academic Journal 1, retitled them and then resubmitted them to Obscure Academic Journal 2. Got away with it some 25-30 times.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

248 So 2002 or 3
Brother is Sarg at State Patrol
New Trooper comes in from Boot
He has a degree from HBCU
He has never used Word, cannot open an Excel file, never sent an email.
Knows how to text from a phone.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (/+uur)

249 Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05

Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (xPsv8)

250 It was immature and off putting.
Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 06:36 PM (dIske)


So is pretending Islamic Communism is a thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)

251 Speaking of of pizza...

Anybody tried "Hungry Howies" pizza?
I just got a mailer from a new one that opened here and I'm wondering if they're worth a shot?

From the pictures it looks like it's on par with Cici's or Little Caesars.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)

252 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (m7NHf)

253 Are there even going to be that many Marathons scheduled anywhere near enough to travel to and participate in? Each requires roads to be closed for the runners...most I've heard were on weekends only.
Posted by: Oldcat


Supposedly Eddie Izzard, a brit troon comedian, ran 43 in 51 days. Weirdly, 27 of them were in South Africa, and 32 of them - get this - were treadmill competitions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 06:41 PM (diia5)

254 Well I ran a marathon in only 17 miles!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 06:44 PM (3cAyT)

255 Earth girls are easy.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 06:46 PM (W2Pud)

256 FenelonSpoke

ace wants to believe it is true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

257 FenelonSpoke

76 just means Ms. Fairchild has no illusions about men, is lonely, and has skills ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

258 Doesn't he teach the "Evelyn WoodHead sped redding coarse"?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 06:58 PM (jrgJz)

259 Yeah, but did he get his hair cut?

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (UjdFS)

260 Question for Cambridge: What the fuck? How the flip does a list of lies get THAT long before you sus it out?

Posted by: Steve O at August 05, 2026 08:03 PM (iY2C2)

261 How many good things built by generations of hard work must be destroyed by idiotic, purely ideological leftists before people stop believing their clearly nonsensical, irrational bullshit?

Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Ve/HL)

Pro-Hamas, Pro-Terrorist Communist Abdul El-Sayed Wins Nomination for Michigan Senate as Expected -- But By a Very Thin Margin

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Recent polls had predicted the latest Red-Green Fusion Candidate to win by double digits.

But Transgender Matt Foley, Haley Stephens, came within 1% of beating him.

That means the Democrat primary did not unify the party. It divided it. Furthermore, it shows that as the race closed, millions in ads alerting voters to this Muslim anchor-baby's extremist support for Hamas and Muslim terrorism generally had a real effect.

People learned, for example, that:

* El-Sayed's father is a Muslim Brotherhood operative

* El-Sayed wants to ban not only all aid to Israel, but all arms sales

* El-Sayed refused to say anything about the killing of Iran's Ayatollah because, he said, many of his voters were "sad" about it

* El-Sayed thinks that Hasan Piker -- who says America deserved 9/11, and that someone should assassinate Republican senators, and that people should murder "capitalists" until the streets run red with blood -- should be welcomed into the Big Muslim-Communist Tent that is today's Democrat Party.

Oh, he also wants to ban ICE, of course.

Fox:


A former Wayne County Health Department director, El-Sayed, if elected in November, would make history as the nation's first Muslim senator. He is an epidemiologist who unsuccessfully ran for governor as an insurgent candidate in 2018. He has made support for "Medicare-for-all" a major component of his campaign.

He has also called for abolishing Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and is a vocal critic of Israel amid its war with Hamas -- even characterizing Israel's actions in Gaza as "genocide" against Palestinians. El-Sayed, who served as a top surrogate on Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign, has also vowed not to accept PAC donations.

...

Noting growing opposition among Democrats nationwide to Israel's ongoing military operations against Hamas in Gaza, and the massive amounts of outside money spent in the historically expensive Senate primary by groups aligned with pro-Israel interests to help Stevens and target El-Sayed, Grossman added "this was a terrible year to be running the most pro-Israel candidate available."

More than $80 million was spent on the primary, making it the most expensive Democratic Senate nomination contest in history. Much of the money came from outside groups supporting Stevens or opposing El-Sayed. The largest spender was United Democracy Project, a political action committee aligned with the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, which is best known by its acronym AIPAC.

Trump:

"Great news for the Republican Party. El-Sayed, a Communist loser who hates Jews and Israel, is the projected winner in his race with the Socialist," he posted on Truth Social. "As usual, the Polls were way off on this one. She was not expected to do nearly as well as she did. Now, the Dumocrats crazy policies will only get worse!"

Rogers, for his part, has seized on El-Sayed's win, saying it made the race a choice between "common sense" and "complete insanity."

David Axelrod thinks it's a perfectly "legitimate" question to ask if American Jews should be barred from spending their money to run political ads against foreign Muslim terrorists who openly hate them. It takes Van Jones, of all people, to point out that American Jews are in fact American so no, it's not a "legitimate debate" to discuss banning their participation in electoral politics:

What to do about the 48.5%-47.5% split in the Democrat Party? With 52.5% of voters actually voting against the Hamas agent and Egyptian anchor baby?

Will El-Sayed reach out to the people he brands as Israeli puppets?

No, not at all, urges Hasan Piker. Just call them "Islamaphobes" until they buckle.

Skip to 1:50 -- Abdul El-Sayed announces "You may not hate Muslims, but Muslims definitely hate you."

Of course, he defends Muslim terrorists killing kids at a Jewish synagogue by saying "Hurt people hurt people" -- you can't blame the Muslim terrorist, he had sad feelings.

Boys will be boys.


This cocksucker said he would "beat the shit" out of Republican candidate Mike Rogers and that he would take his opponents "to the mud and choke 'em out."

So he's generally in favor of political violence.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:35 PM




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1 BLADE STEALS A FIRST BECAUSE HE IS THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

2 Michigan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)

3 We are in trouble, friends and neighbors. Also, I have healthy-ish cheese crackers (Mates) and Saijo declined eating one. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 04:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

4 Muslim enclaves must be stamped out. That religion is simply not compatible with our society.

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2026 04:35 PM (LK2pl)

5 Calling them names will work because they care what other leftists think of them.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2026 04:36 PM (VJX5o)

6 Crowder has a really good video out about how Maher used to be the gatekeeper on whether or not conservatives could use the word "socialism".

So, it's a little ironic that Bill has suddenly decided that people in the Democrat party can be described as "socialists".

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2026 04:36 PM (Fi81e)

7 Stick a terrorist in a a suit and you have today’s New Democrat.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar8)

8 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi Party!

Posted by: The Producers at August 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Cv/xf)

9 "....But By a Very Thin Margin"


Which gives the republican a 3-4 point win in November.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 05, 2026 04:37 PM (cpFbA)

10 9 "....But By a Very Thin Margin"

this is good news, I think

even Michigan isn't this stupid?

right?

[padme meme face]

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 05, 2026 04:39 PM (j+aD2)

11 Michigan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)
---
Kingdom of the Three Witches.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Fi81e)

12 and now...odds that he wins his seat?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 04:39 PM (xcxpd)

13 David Axelrod: it's a legitimate question to ask if a foreigner can lop my head off with a 30 inch sword because I'm Jewish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 04:40 PM (BFvh9)

14 What is a "Commubist"?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 05, 2026 04:40 PM (KcT4I)

15 I still think establishment Dems cheated to get Stevens this close.

I've been seeing their ads for months and her biggest attack against the guy was that he disrespected women. And unlike him, she did not come across as likable in any of her ads.

Hopefully all of Abdul's crazy crap becomes known and tanks him.

But that would require some sort of media.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)

16 2001: We will never forget

2008: What's wrong with electing a guy named Hussein you racists!

2026: America deserved 9/11, kill da JOOs, let's hear the Muslim call to prayer in every town!

Posted by: The evolution of hte left at August 05, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

17 I would certainly hope this is an easy win for Republicans, even in a purple state, but America is not the same country I grew up in.

The Israel stuff is weird, I have a relative that was very early pro-Trump and all around right wing, but he's very open to a lot of the Israel conspiracy nonsense. Sounding a lot like Tucker Carlson and suddenly thinking Muslims like this are no big deal.

Posted by: Leupold at August 05, 2026 04:40 PM (eIzlH)

18 "Mending Fences"

Has a leftist Democrat ever gotten over anything ever?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)

19 So for the record, in leftwing circles even Jihadis are more popular then Karens...

Posted by: The evolution of hte left at August 05, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

20 @14 a "Commubist " is a communist with a stuffed nose

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 04:41 PM (BFvh9)

21 Axelrod has a weird admiration for Islamo-Marxists...protegeing barack Hussein Obama for example..

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 04:42 PM (g47mK)

22 Dude literally campaigns with Hasan Piker.

Thus, the 2028 midterms will now be the Trump-vs-Piker election.

This is gona be epic.

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 04:42 PM (Av6i5)

23 I think we have two shots are turning this around

1. The more power the muslims get, the more bold they are about stating their actual intention. They crave dominance and many of them can not hide what they want to do to the West once they have it.

2. We really need to make them feel "humiliated and inferior." We need to call them slaves to a dead pedo, and laugh and ridicule them telling them to get on their knees, slave. Make everyone understand the being a muslim means submitting to a conquering gang of slaves, and is antithetical to the West or any free people.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 05, 2026 04:42 PM (3cAyT)

24 >take his opponents "to the mud and choke 'em out."

...like a Viking

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 04:42 PM (88C+u)

25 If had money to bet the vote fraud will make him the winner

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

26 Jukaku?

/nodding
Sure, Pal. Whatever you say.

Posted by: Mos Eisley Hampton Inn Night Desk Clerk at August 05, 2026 04:42 PM (r7+Q7)

27 18 "Mending Fences"

Has a leftist Democrat ever gotten over anything ever?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)

They forgive and forget as well as the muslims do.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 04:43 PM (Sco7b)

28 The Dems sure can pick em. To replace Peters, a boring white guy, they had a commie jihadist vs a weirdo Karen.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 04:43 PM (BFvh9)

29 I think it's hilarious that Piker the Dog Shocker is still wearing suits after he got mocked for wearing shitty Gucci T-shirts all the time several months ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 04:43 PM (2ocoG)

30 What is a "Commubist"?

===

Combustible Communist !

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 04:44 PM (g47mK)

31 Has a leftist Democrat ever gotten over anything ever?

Even in the aftermath of the 2020 election lefties were claiming the 2000 election was stolen...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)

32 The top of the Fox News mainpage is currently occupied with a story about El-Sayed having accepted more than $115,000 in donations from the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), which is considered a terrorist organization in the United Arab Emirates but not in the United States of America.

Posted by: The Producers at August 05, 2026 04:44 PM (Cv/xf)

33 The Dems sure can pick em. To replace Peters, a boring white guy, they had a commie jihadist vs a weirdo Karen.

The Dem base is basically all weird Karens and commie jihadists at this point, so it tracks.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 04:44 PM (2ocoG)

34 Piker is a little ghey , yes ?

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 04:44 PM (g47mK)

35 What is a "Commubist"?

===

Combustible Communist !
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 04:44 PM (g47mK)
---
As they all should be.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

36 Dr. Allahu Akbar squeaked out a win by 16,000-ish votes; if McMorrow hadn't split the now centrist lunatic left vote Stevens would have won thus blunting the communist DSA's momentum. I take this to mean there is nearly zero chance Dr. Allahu Akbar is going to pick up enough of the Stevens/McMorrow vote to beat Rogers, the Republican, in the general election.

In other news, as old as it is, the polls are as corrupt as elections in a blue state.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 05, 2026 04:45 PM (KcT4I)

37 Jukaku?

Posted by: Porn at August 05, 2026 04:45 PM (r7+Q7)

38 Oh, and Free Beacon reports "Abdul El-Sayed Falsely Claims He 'Removed' Lead from the Water in Detroit Elementary Schools When He Was City's Health Director".
This suggests that the Detroit machine might not work too hard to run up his numbers in WayneCo.
Bloomfield also won't be a big D bastion this year (unless they're stupid).

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 04:45 PM (88C+u)

39 Dude literally campaigns with Hasan Piker.

Thus, the 2028 midterms will now be the Trump-vs-Piker election.

This is gona be epic.
Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 04:42 PM (Av6i5)

You can probably count on Hasan for several embarrassing pro terror and pro Communism sound bytes before the election. I don't see the fix being in for this MI dude like it was for the Mayor of NYC.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 04:46 PM (uhVAy)

40 34 Piker is a little ghey , yes ?
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 04:44 PM (g47mK)

The Tim Walz style.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar8)

41 4 Muslim enclaves must be stamped out. That religion is simply not compatible with our society.
Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2026 04:35 PM (LK2pl)

How would that be done?

The good dhimmis of Lakeville, MN just approved a 2nd mosque in their town. Lakeville was rural and white, farming community outside MPLS. I don't get it.

Posted by: beckster at August 05, 2026 04:46 PM (kX27y)

42 Jukaku?

We don't know either, but it accounts for 18% of our traffic.



Yeah, I fat fingered it

Posted by: PornHub Customer Research at August 05, 2026 04:46 PM (r7+Q7)

43 It is a good thing the masks have slipped off the Democrats’ true intentions and goals.

Let the average American see them for what they truly are:

Anti-American;

Pro-Communism;

Pro Illegal and unfettered immigration;

Pro Criminal.

That’s the platform they are running on and I hope the Electorate sends them all packing and adds more Republican seats to the Senate and House.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 05, 2026 04:46 PM (uKWGy)

44 So the Michigan Senate race will be CAIR v AIPAC.
May you live in interesting times

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 04:47 PM (BFvh9)

45 Hasan Piker = Oolong from Dragon Ball

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)

46 I wonder if blacks are gonna flock to El-Sayed??

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8)

47 Dude literally campaigns with Hasan Piker.

==

and that is not all they did together....

Posted by: LGBTQ Nation at August 05, 2026 04:48 PM (g47mK)

48 Haley Stevens looks like a member of The Addams Family.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 05, 2026 04:48 PM (CNl8/)

49 and now...odds that he wins his seat?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
___________

Kalshi and Polymarket both currently have it at 60%.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 04:48 PM (XvL8K)

50 So, the Michigan seat is in real play now?

Posted by: Nova Local at August 05, 2026 04:48 PM (tOcjL)

51 >>> This cocksucker said he would "beat the shit" out of Republican candidate Mike Rogers and that he would take his opponents "to the mud and choke 'em out."

So he's generally in favor of political violence.

>An open invitation like this calls for a response. Sometimes you have to bend the law.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 04:48 PM (iySPJ)

52 12 and now...odds that he wins his seat?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Dunno, it's MI and they have large enclaves of muslims that are going to come out to support him. I'm guessing that it depends on how many people are going to refuse to submit.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 05, 2026 04:48 PM (Q/FnY)

53 Dems, 1916-2024: "Let's be socialists, but lie, and pretend we're mainstream."

Dems, 2024-2026: "Let's be communists, but lie, and pretend that we're merely socialists."

Dems, as of this morning: "WE WILL LITERALLY KILL ALL THE CAPITALISTS."

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Av6i5)

54
A Cobmunist would execute you for breaking the 100 Comment rule. Or running around with scissors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 04:49 PM (O0L8i)

55 Haley Stevens looks like a member of The Addams Family.

They went with better looking actresses in the newest version

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

56 48 Haley Stevens looks like a member of The Addams Family.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 05, 2026 04:48 PM (CNl8/)

Wednesday -The Later Years.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8)

57 I think it's hilarious that Piker the Dog Shocker is still wearing suits after he got mocked for wearing shitty Gucci T-shirts all the time several months ago.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 04:43 PM (2ocoG)

He just recently looks like he shaved his stubble and stashe. Did Shoe and SmugAlana make a new video about him?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)

58 al-Sayid "Piker is the GOAT"
Reporter: you mean the greatest of all time?"
al-Sayid: um, yeah, that too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 04:50 PM (BFvh9)

59 >>>So, the Michigan seat is in real play now?

the prediction markets, which i don't put much stock in, flipped the race to a tiny lean to R.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)

60 Mamdani got a majority of the under 40 Jewish vote in NYC.

Wanting to kill Jews doesn’t seem to be a problem for Jewish voters.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 04:51 PM (TSRtE)

61 "Quirk chungus HR lady."
Learn something here every day!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 04:51 PM (2Ez/1)

62 Hasan Piker looks like Kevin Klein had a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 04:52 PM (1wjle)

63 We are in trouble, friends and neighbors. Also, I have healthy-ish cheese crackers (Mates) and Saijo declined eating one. lol.
Posted by: Piper


It's never a good sign when an animal that eats its own excreta turns down your food.....

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 04:52 PM (VHUov)

64 10 years ago if you asked me if the Democrat party would be hollowed out by a Islamic-Marxist insurgency and would be running candidates at the national level I would have had you committed.

The 1960s SDS that morphed into the Weatherman and a few other Communist groups that finally coalesced into the Islamic-Communist DSA is like a parasite that can't be killed.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 05, 2026 04:53 PM (KcT4I)

65 The Dems are choosing crazy people to run. I don't see this as good news.

This is Michigan with a whole lot of Muslim voters in an urban area that has a casual relationship with voter integrity. His mourning of an Iranian Ayatollah is not a bug but a feature.

I'd say he's got a better than even chance of being a Senator. Last time Michigan elected a Democrat to the Senate was 1994.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2026 04:53 PM (xhfG9)

66 Shows how much Trump is hated

Posted by: Paul at August 05, 2026 04:53 PM (ss4qG)

67 The creature on the left in the top pic does look like an HR lady . . . but what does "quirk chungus" mean?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 04:53 PM (wzUl9)

68 Sadly, Atta's cousin will beat the GOP candidate by 1-2 trunk loads at a minimum.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 04:53 PM (XV/Pl)

69 Can we just get to playing Cowboys and Muslims yet? These little goat fuckers are really starting to bore me.

Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 05, 2026 04:53 PM (V2N2B)

70 What is a "Commubist"?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 05, 2026 04:40 PM (KcT4I)


Isn’t that the art movement Marcel Duchamp started with “Nude Descending A Staircase”?

https://sniplinks.in/EYgkt5

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 05, 2026 04:53 PM (wbjP0)

71 Hasan Piker is prrettty !

Posted by: the ghey Aytollah Jr at August 05, 2026 04:53 PM (g47mK)

72 63 We are in trouble, friends and neighbors. Also, I have healthy-ish cheese crackers (Mates) and Saijo declined eating one. lol.
Posted by: Piper

It's never a good sign when an animal that eats its own excreta turns down your food.....
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 04:52 PM (VHUov)

Bet he won’t eat kale either.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)

73 >>>67 The creature on the left in the top pic does look like an HR lady . . . but what does "quirk chungus" mean?

he meant quirky chungus. Spoiled the tweet, sadly.

"Chungus" just means a big chubby person.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)

74 So he's generally in favor of political violence.


Huh.
I wonder if this dumbass understands that when he brings his political violence to my town, dudes like me will not be bound by any Rules of Engagement.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (2WIwB)

75 The verbal gymnastics that the three ladies of Michigan will go through to avoid endorsing al-Sayid will be a hoot. Benson is running for governor and if the Dem turnout is bad James could beat her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (BFvh9)

76 > 21 Axelrod has a weird admiration for Islamo-Marxists...protegeing barack Hussein Obama for example..
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 04:42 PM (g47mK)

The usual term is "self-hating Jew".


See also: Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (IG3/x)

77 the prediction markets, which i don't put much stock in, flipped the race to a tiny lean to R.
Posted by: ace

Kalshi has it 59-41 for Sayed right now .

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (TSRtE)

78 64 10 years ago if you asked me if the Democrat party would be hollowed out by a Islamic-Marxist insurgency and would be running candidates at the national level I would have had you committed.

Eh.

In 2003 the United States invaded Iraq and deposed its dictator in part due to a realtionship with terrorism in the region.

Five years later we elected a guy named Hussein to be the President.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (xhfG9)

79 It's never a good sign when an animal that eats its own excreta turns down your food.....
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2026 04:52 PM (VHUov)

Saijo would never! He has very good manners. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 04:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

80 >>>Shows how much Trump is hated
Posted by: Paul

lol

Stay gold, pony-boy

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)

81 If I had a son with an unwilling goat...he would look like Hasan Piker...

Posted by: BO at August 05, 2026 04:55 PM (g47mK)

82
Five years later we elected a guy named Hussein to be the President.


Who got literally bent over in Pakistan...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)

83 "Democrats voted for an explicitly pro-Hamas, antisemitic terrorist apologist.... just goes to show what Drumpf has done to us all!"

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)

84 This cartoon was the origin of the "Quirk Chungus" thing, I think.

https://tinyurl.com/bp5e4fam

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2026 04:56 PM (IG3/x)

85 Most american voters are stupid, stupid people but the folks in meechican are some of the dumbest. On par with canadians.

Posted by: Low IQ Voters at August 05, 2026 04:56 PM (qC81n)

86 I'd say he's got a better than even chance of being a Senator. Last time Michigan elected a Democrat to the Senate was 1994.
Posted by: blaster

=====

Commie boomer friends in Ann Arbor are firmly in the "anything is in play to stop Trump" camp.

I can see him winning.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2026 04:56 PM (4HoLg)

87 Commie boomer friends in Ann Arbor are firmly in the "anything is in play to stop Trump" camp.

===

regular pot smokers ?

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 04:57 PM (g47mK)

88 oh thanks, Rodrigo. I never heard "quirk chungus" before. thought it was a typo

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

89 83 "Democrats voted for an explicitly pro-Hamas, antisemitic terrorist apologist.... just goes to show what Drumpf has done to us all!"
Posted by: ace


"Look what you made us do!"

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 04:58 PM (Av6i5)

90 Would seem the sensible thing to do.


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
44m
🚨 WOW! MSNOW is now PANICKING after Democrat voters told her they're voting Mike Rogers (R) because Abdul El Sayed (D) became the MI Senate nominee

"Some Democrats I've talked to...on the plane this morning a guy said to me, 'I'm anxious...' he said, 'I voted for Haley Stevens...in fact, if he wins, I will be voting for MIKE ROGERS.'"

LFG 🔥🔥

Posted by: beckster at August 05, 2026 04:58 PM (kX27y)

91 84 This cartoon was the origin of the "Quirk Chungus" thing, I think.

https://tinyurl.com/bp5e4fam
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2026 04:56 PM


I think it also had something to do with Bugs Bunny.

Back in far archaic reaches of prehistoric interweb history...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 04:58 PM (2Ez/1)

92 I agree with Paul.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at August 05, 2026 04:58 PM (1wjle)

93 We are in trouble, friends and neighbors. Also, I have healthy-ish cheese crackers (Mates) and Saijo declined eating one. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 04:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
___

Some of us never believed the b.s. that "we have to fight 'em over there, so we won't have to over here".

We knew that eventually, we'd have to fight them over here...along with fighting the gubmint that's bringing them over here.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 04:59 PM (3fZgy)

94 >>>"Some Democrats I've talked to...on the plane this morning a guy said to me, 'I'm anxious...' he said, 'I voted for Haley Stevens...in fact, if he wins, I will be voting for MIKE ROGERS.'"

Look what Drumpf has done to us.

Posted by: Paul at August 05, 2026 04:59 PM (1wjle)

95 Rogers need to stump in Detroit's majority black neighborhoods, would not hurt to go to a church service, or two

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:00 PM (g47mK)

96 IF (and I know this is a big IF) the Dems get curbstomped in the general election because all their front-runners are weirdos, creeps, and perverts, what's their next step?

Open rebellion?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 05:00 PM (FZ29D)

97 Commie boomer friends in Ann Arbor are firmly in the "anything is in play to stop Trump" camp.

I can see him winning.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
=======
Sayed did poorly with the urban blacks and with remaining rural white Democrats. Ann Arbor or Lansing won't be the deciding precincts. It will be suburban and urban Wayne County and whether Rogers can pick off enough additional voters who are not college educated beyond their intelligence types.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv)

98 I am unfamiliar with the latest demographic breakdown of Michgan overall as a state.

Anyone know the stats?

Muslim vs. Christian

Urban vs. rural

registered Democrat vs. registered Republican

self-identified liberal vs. self-identified conservative

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 05:00 PM (Av6i5)

99 *sigh*
The HR lady would have provided some welcome comic relief.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 05:00 PM (2Ez/1)

100 I think Dearborn and similar enclaves need to be declared enemy-occupied zones, and treated in a similar fashion to the way Sherman treated Georgia back in 1864.

Afterward, direct military government under UCMJ for a term of years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2026 05:00 PM (IG3/x)

101 One of the things that came out during COVID is that the shot booster intentionally lied about the dangers of the shot because they believed the "COVID will kill us all" people. In turn the "COVID will kill us all" people lied about the dangers of COVID because they believed the clot shots were harmless.

Here you have lefties lying about how dangerous these Dem candidates are because "Trump is Hitler" while the people lying about "Trump is Hitler" are listening to the people telling them these candidates are harmless

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)

102 @90 Jewish groups in Detroit area are scheduling fund raisers for Rogers. The are usually rock ribbed Dems. The number of Dems not showing up or voting Rogers will be high

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 05:01 PM (BFvh9)

103 regular pot smokers ?
Posted by: runner

===

No.

Ironically, they live quite conservatively in a semi- rural area outside the city.

They refuse to drive east of metro airport because it's just too dangerous over there in Wayne County, but know in their hearts that Republicans are the most evil thing on earth.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2026 05:01 PM (4HoLg)

104 "Which gives the republican a 3-4 point win in November."

Which is countered by the 3 am. ballot drop. They know this is going to be close. They will be ready.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 05, 2026 05:02 PM (GMWTj)

105 96 IF (and I know this is a big IF) the Dems get curbstomped in the general election because all their front-runners are weirdos, creeps, and perverts, what's their next step?

Open rebellion?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Time of troubles, and perhaps a hot civil war in 2028 if it becomes clear that the Democrats are a dying party politically. The left based all its bets on an endless wave of migrants overcoming the citizens of the US (and Euroland) and if that flood does not materialize, the DSA has nothing to offer existing citizens except for those DSA bastards that want power to eradicate the rest of us.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:02 PM (E4rtv)

106 Republicans will vote for a Democrat in Alabama because the Republican is icky. Don’t assume Dems will as well. For them the party is everything.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 05:03 PM (TSRtE)

107 No.

Ironically, they live quite conservatively in a semi- rural area outside the city.

They refuse to drive east of metro airport because it's just too dangerous over there in Wayne County, but know in their hearts that Republicans are the most evil thing on earth.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2026 05:01 PM (4HoLg)

OK, here is the plan. Tell them the 2026 gen election is on November 2. And if they bring up Nov 3, tell them it's fake news and a Trump plot to disenfranchise the Ds.

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:04 PM (g47mK)

108 A little walking around money will get the blacks in line.

But Rogers coal peel off the suburban blacks.

Posted by: MJ at August 05, 2026 05:04 PM (XOmY9)

109 I used to live in southwest Michigan, and spent a lot of time up and down the Lake Michigan coast. Beautiful place, but I couldn’t live there now. Between Whitmer and the Muslim incursion the state politics are insane. They’re well on the way to being the wolverine caliphate.

Posted by: Advo at August 05, 2026 05:04 PM (jO4mz)

110 Republicans will vote for a Democrat in Alabama because the Republican is icky. Don’t assume Dems will as well. For them the party is everything.

Turns out the only thing Moore actually did was marry a 23 year old when he was 34. Somehow this is...wrong?

And he's still married to her and they have a bunch of kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)

111 106 Republicans will vote for a Democrat in Alabama because the Republican is icky. Don’t assume Dems will as well. For them the party is everything.
Posted by: Before You Go at August

Not this one.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 05:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

112
The Bensen SPLC stuff is being given the old "this is old news"
treatment in Michigan.

She was an undercover agent in their intelligence arm, a lover of Morris Deez, and was on the board when they gave money to the KKK, and an official Donna Knownuffin.

She cheated on voting role I.D. so badly a state democrat judge called her out on it and ruled against her.

Let's hope the republican retreads can do something with all this.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Y8DZL)

113 Good gun rights news. This will be important if it holds. There will certainly be appeals and probably stays.

https://tinyurl.com/y9pwcefu

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 05:07 PM (vTZFs)

114 I just saw a sign that said “I would rather have 1000 Muslim customers in my shop than 1 US soldier.”

Funeral directors are funny people.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2026 05:07 PM (eh7Rr)

115 Uh, they are in open rebellion now, if you had not noticed. For a long time now

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 05:08 PM (UKUO1)

116 111 106 Republicans will vote for a Democrat in Alabama because the Republican is icky. Don’t assume Dems will as well. For them the party is everything.
Posted by: Before You Go at August

Not this one.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 05:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

That's the hopeful outlook.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 05, 2026 05:08 PM (tOcjL)

117 Had little rain. The red T-storm must have broken up

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Ia/+0)

118 Republicans will vote for a Democrat in Alabama because the Republican is icky. Don’t assume Dems will as well. For them the party is everything.

Well, what do you expect is to do down chere? Between chewing tabaccy and signing year books and marrying our cousins, it's all we can do to get down to the general store and make an X for our vote.(Let's out a rebel yell)

Posted by: Jeff Sessions, Alabammy Hillbilly at August 05, 2026 05:09 PM (qC81n)

119 The dems have screwed themselves so bad. Some of them might not vote republican but a lot are not going to vote at all.

This is so much fun to watch in real time.











Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 05:09 PM (3ZNGI)

120 The ACW started in part, because the South was losing by leaps and bounds demographically by 1860 and Lincoln got elected to stop the spread of slavery to the West which pretty much set in motion the fireeater Southern Democrats to figure the time had come or bust. And they used Dred Scott as justification.

Had trends continued by 1870 and slavery spread been contained, the South planter aristocracy would have imploded from the costs of it. Cotton depleted the soil too quickly and slaves were not an economical workforce for upland crops like wheat, etc.

Cotton farming had so ruined the soil of East Coast older Southern states that they made more selling their slaves to westbound planters or leaving themselves than farming.

The attempts by the Democrats to get us into war with Russia failed, Iran is not a peer adversary, and China is too cautious, especially now. And shutting off illegals makes the Cloward Piven strategy shaky---summation that it looks like 1860 for the Dems.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:09 PM (E4rtv)

121 Blacks vote 90% D. Doesn’t matter who the D is. Sayed did poorly with blacks in a primary but they’ll automatically vote straight D like always in the general.

Rogers’ hope is blue collar type Dems either sitting out or crossing over. Blacks aren’t going to do it for him.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 05:10 PM (TSRtE)

122 The Five is covering this now.

MS Now had on Bernie last night.
Loathsome creature.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 05:10 PM (Sco7b)

123 95 Rogers need to stump in Detroit's majority black neighborhoods, would not hurt to go to a church service, or two
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:00 PM (g47mK)


Separation of Church and State!!!!!

Posted by: Liberal who is totes OK with politicians campaigning from Ebenezer Baptist Church at August 05, 2026 05:10 PM (Ucgf4)

124
Kaylee McGhee White
@KayleeDMcGhee
·
4h
Lifelong Michigander here, born and raised outside of Dearborn. I will tell you why Abdul El-Sayed will lose to Mike Rogers in November, because it’s actually very simple. It’s the same reason Haley Stevens won Rashida Tlaib’s district (which includes Dearborn), why MI-8 voters elected Thomas Smith, who had dropped out, over the Trump-endorsed Muslim alternative, and why Sri Thanedar lost to a black progressive in MI-13 despite being extremely progressive himself.

It’s because Michiganders look at what is happening to parts of their state, thanks to the growing influence and spread of political Islam, and are appalled by it. People who haven’t been to metro-Detroit simply do not understand how bad things have gotten. But Michiganders know. And they’re not going to elect the guy who wants to make it worse.

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
16h
Mike Rogers is going to beat Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan senate race. For anyone who has spent any time in Michigan at all, El-Sayed is going to get destroyed in rural Michigan. Jewish voters aren’t going to support him in big numbers. And neither are black voters.

Posted by: beckster at August 05, 2026 05:11 PM (kX27y)

125 The dems have to win in 28, otherwise they won't be able to massage the census numbers as was done last time. Then they're totally screwed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 05:11 PM (XvL8K)

126 Will the GOP funding apparatus actually seize this opportunity for once and put some real resources behind Mike Rogers or will they just do nothing yet again?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 05, 2026 05:12 PM (sg02E)

127 > Open rebellion?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

See my comment above with respect to William Tecumseh Sherman.


Bring the good old bugle boys! we'll sing another song,
Sing it with a spirit that will start the world along;
Sing it as we used to sing it fifty thousand strong,
While we were marching through Dearborn.

CHORUS
"Hurrah! Hurrah! we bring pork chops and steaks!
Hurrah! Hurrah! We've curb-stomped all the sheiks!"
So we sang the chorus from Dearborn to the lake,
While we were marching through Dearborn.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2026 05:12 PM (IG3/x)

128 Wow, Michigan has its own Cheboygan!

*Just an observation

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:13 PM (g47mK)

129 116 111 106 Republicans will vote for a Democrat in Alabama because the Republican is icky. Don’t assume Dems will as well. For them the party is everything.
Posted by: Before You Go at August
======
It is not 2018 anymore and McConnell is dead or dying who stage managed that particular defeat.

The that is not who we are contigent of Bush GOP shuffle off into the sunset and are being replaced by a larger coalition of candidates who say hell no.

Just the fact that Thune is getting that much pushback on a recess and that the rebels are too large to buy off to avoid a vote that GOPe senators might end up walking the plank over, means the Senate has changed.

Trees do not grow to the sky, trends do not continue forever, and we cannot know the future with any certainty by gazing backwards into time.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)

130 There's a fairly new mosque in Anchorage, and their website says they have about 3,000 muzzies who attend. They even have a muzzie school for the kids. They segregate the women from the men. No idea what they think they are going to do up here. I guess mostly be ignored.

I suspect any number of them were "relocated" under Biden. That would explain the big fat Nigerian lady with the head scarves and 12 kids who hog the aisles at the local Fred Meyer. Doesn't speak English but her kids do.

Alaska? Really?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 05:14 PM (hfIju)

131 Has anyone tried "pistachio cream?" I recently found it at Costco. It's like Nutella, but pistachios instead of hazelnuts. I've been putting 28g (130 calories) of it on my chocolate protein pancakes in the morning. Delicious. It's almost like pistachio-flavored cake icing.

Before I would just put butter on my pancakes.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:14 PM (mkw2N)

132 "Great news for the Republican Party. El-Sayed, a Communist loser who hates Jews and Israel, is the projected winner in his race with the Socialist ... Now, the Dumocrats crazy policies will only get worse!"

"In two months time we will have squeezed Hitler into a corner until he squeaks" - Franz von Papen

Why do these two quotes sort of rhyme?

Posted by: Chuck C at August 05, 2026 05:15 PM (TvrWq)

133 The dems have to win in 28, otherwise they won't be able to massage the census numbers as was done last time. Then they're totally screwed.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 05:11 PM (XvL8K)


Not to worry. We're considering redistricting to increase the number of Democrats in Congress. They'll prevent any Republican President from trampling the rights of the people. -- Republican state legislators

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:16 PM (ExV1e)

134 Wow, the commies are coming out of the woodwork, aren't they? Like some house so terribly infested, but not seeing all the internal damage, only to see massive swarms exiting as the building starts to fall under its own weight...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 05, 2026 05:16 PM (l3cgK)

135 126 Will the GOP funding apparatus actually seize this opportunity for once and put some real resources behind Mike Rogers or will they just do nothing yet again?
Posted by: Surfperch

Rogers will get the money--he is not disliked by the GOPe unlike other candidates might be like James for governor.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:16 PM (E4rtv)

136 Had trends continued by 1870 and slavery spread been contained, the South planter aristocracy would have imploded from the costs of it. Cotton depleted the soil too quickly and slaves were not an economical workforce for upland crops like wheat, etc.

Cotton farming had so ruined the soil of East Coast older Southern states that they made more selling their slaves to westbound planters or leaving themselves than farming.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:09 PM (E4rtv)

Even without sectional agitation, the potential spread of slavery was limited. In those days Florida was very iffy for development, and outside the coast of Texas the west was unsuitable for mass agriculture at all. Nowhere for the elite planters to go. There were various dreams of Carribean or Central American expansion but these were going to be difficult because those lands were full of people already.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 05:17 PM (uhVAy)

137 Why can’t we just acknowledge that all these muzzies claiming to be communists are just Jihadists looking to conquer America.

F them and the goats they rode in on.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 05, 2026 05:17 PM (URO9T)

138 > No idea what they think they are going to do up here. I guess mostly be ignored.

Driving Ubers, from what I can tell.

Given that people here are allowed to carry openly or concealed, without a permit of any kind, and that many, many do (many did that even before it was legal, of course... my late mother used to carry a .380 in her purse, while my late wife used to do the same, except hers was a .357 Magnum), I don't think Sudden Jihadi Syndrome would have a very high death toll before the rabid animal got put down.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2026 05:18 PM (IG3/x)

139 I used to live in southwest Michigan, and spent a lot of time up and down the Lake Michigan coast. Beautiful place, but I couldn’t live there now. Between Whitmer and the Muslim incursion the state politics are insane. They’re well on the way to being the wolverine caliphate.
Posted by: Advo

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In SW michigan, the problem is the FIP's who moved here during COVID, brought their illinois politics with them, and now won't move back.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2026 05:19 PM (4HoLg)

140 Even without sectional agitation, the potential spread of slavery was limited. In those days Florida was very iffy for development, and outside the coast of Texas the west was unsuitable for mass agriculture at all. Nowhere for the elite planters to go. There were various dreams of Carribean or Central American expansion but these were going to be difficult because those lands were full of people already.
Posted by: Oldcat
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They were aiming at New Mexico, AZ, and California for the short run. But your point is well taken.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:19 PM (E4rtv)

141 Has anyone tried "pistachio cream?" I recently found it at Costco. It's like Nutella, but pistachios instead of hazelnuts. I've been putting 28g (130 calories) of it on my chocolate protein pancakes in the morning. Delicious. It's almost like pistachio-flavored cake icing.

Before I would just put butter on my pancakes.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:14 PM (mkw2N)


Sadly, I can no longer experiment with food. I tried kale once and now I have cancer. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:19 PM (ExV1e)

142 I saw Squeaking Hitlers open for the Dead Kennedys at the Crystal Ballroom in 1980.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2026 05:19 PM (amcLV)

143 > I tried kale once and now I have cancer.

*removes kale from shopping list*

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:20 PM (mkw2N)

144 131 Has anyone tried "pistachio cream?" I recently found it at Costco. It's like Nutella, but pistachios instead of hazelnuts. I've been putting 28g (130 calories) of it on my chocolate protein pancakes in the morning. Delicious. It's almost like pistachio-flavored cake icing.

Before I would just put butter on my pancakes.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:14 PM (mkw2N)
_______________________________

Use this household item to tighten crepe skin (Not moisturizer).

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 05:21 PM (dIske)

145 128 Wow, Michigan has its own Cheboygan!

*Just an observation
Posted by: runner

Cheyboyan, Mi. >>>>> Sheyboygan, Wi.

Like, it's not even close.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 05:22 PM (Y8DZL)

146 I saw a video of how imitation crab is made. Don't eat imitation crab. In fact, don't get close to it.

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:22 PM (g47mK)

147 Like, it's not even close.
Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 05:22 PM (Y8DZL)



Tomato, Tomahto...

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:23 PM (g47mK)

148 More happy fun organ transplant news from KY,
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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
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🚨 BREAKING: Secretary RFK Jr. has DECERTIFIED Kentucky’s organ procurement organization Network for Hope after they IGNORED signs of life from SEVERAL patients scheduled for organ donations

This is BEYOND evil. People should be LOCKED UP over this.

Despite signs of life, the organization allegedly pushed for organ removals anyway.

"Federal reviewers found serious deficiencies in nearly 30% of the cases that they examined"

"We found repeated failures in clinical judgment, oversight, and patient safety, and we found that these problems continued even after the organization promised to correct them. These failures had real consequences."

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)

149 "Alaska. Really??"

Of course. They don't want anybody to be able to escape the chaos merely be relocating to someplace remote and relatively sane. They made their displeasure at this phenomenon decades ago. Nowhere to run, in their eyes.
It isn't "fair" you see. That's why the leftist arms of the government have been importing them by the millions and shipping them to the hinterlands far and wide.

Nobody paid much attention outside large urban metropolis for a long time. They are paying attention now, when it's too late. Oops.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 05:23 PM (UKUO1)

150 I tried kale once and now I have cancer. Coincidence? I think not.

Could be coincidence. But why take the chance?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 05:25 PM (vTZFs)

151 The Turtle has made it past August 3, which means no appointment by Beshear. Not that Beshear won't pick a court fight anyway to get some publicity.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 05:25 PM (XvL8K)

152 If you think the Democrats won't really around the Islamic doctor...you're dead wrong.

They will SUBMIT.

Posted by: Harun at August 05, 2026 05:25 PM (IuIym)

153 Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 05:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

That's the hopeful outlook.
Posted by: Nova Local at August 05, 2026 05:08 PM

We redistricted, too, which makes us even more solid. I mean we have our loonies, too. Some live right on my street! And I am very concerned about people fleeing here from blue states, and stupidly bringing their voting with them. I live in a very, very pretty area. We are losing a bit of our small town feel as it is - which might not be evident when Toby and I give each other tips on what is happening in the grocery stores or gossip du jour right on this here blog, but we are. I am just hopeful those who come turn back around when they see I am not kidding about the alligators - there are signs at our park entrances. Or they don’t appreciate a hot southern summer night like they should. Or they get frustrated when they realize it takes 3xs as long to get a story from someone as probably anywhere else.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 05:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

154 Republicans will vote for a Democrat in Alabama because the Republican is icky.
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How icky?

I don't think I could vote for a Democrat but there's some Republicans who are too icky for me.... Like the H1-B loving replacement accomdator running for governor here.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 05:26 PM (xlBBt)

155 Delicious. It's almost like pistachio-flavored cake icing.

Before I would just put butter on my pancakes.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:14 PM (mkw2N)
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Now I want pancakes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 05:27 PM (FZ29D)

156 Democrats are the party of misanthropes.

Posted by: Emmie at August 05, 2026 05:28 PM (OlzlW)

157 > I saw a video of how imitation crab is made. Don't eat imitation crab. In fact, don't get close to it.

I honestly don't think it's that bad. Am I weird?

It's just white fish meat like cod, pollock, and haddock ground up and stuck together with water, starch, eggs, and vegetable oil.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:28 PM (mkw2N)

158 Democrats have been brainwashed into the Muslim alliance, they will vote for him

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

159 I honestly don't think it's that bad. Am I weird?

It's just white fish meat like cod, pollock, and haddock ground up and stuck together with water, starch, eggs, and vegetable oil.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:28 PM (mkw2N)

I used to think that. THEY ARE LYING TO YOU!

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:29 PM (g47mK)

160 How icky?

I don't think I could vote for a Democrat but there's some Republicans who are too icky for me.... Like the H1-B loving replacement accomdator running for governor here.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 05:26 PM (xlBBt)

Oh please, Coach is going to do exactly what Memaw does and follow Fl, 3 days later. And if you believe Doug Jones is going to be anything other than bad for this state, then I am not even sure what to say to you.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 05:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 Mark this under possible solution for Euroland
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Modern Caesar
@ModernCeasar
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10h
Hear me out:

Liechtenstein never renounced their membership in Holy Roman Empire and to this day remain the last state of the Empire to still exist.

Meaning it could assemble 7 prince electors and rebuild HRE which was illegally abolished.

Europe now more than ever needs Catholic leaders that serve the people and not some political agendas.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:29 PM (E4rtv)

162 > I used to think that. THEY ARE LYING TO YOU!

Are they? How's it really made?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:30 PM (mkw2N)

163 " The dems have screwed themselves so bad. Some of them might not vote republican but a lot are not going to vote at all.

This is so much fun to watch in real time."

Living in a Colorado I never think like this anymore. The expectation with a D Sec of State, motor voter, and mail in ballots is that a high percentage of actual non voters will be recorded as having voted for the D candidates and as the Ds want on ballot measures. Its why we need the SAVE act.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 05, 2026 05:31 PM (sHRv6)

164 Sadly, I can no longer experiment with food. I tried kale once and now I have cancer. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Well then I should be….wait, never mind.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 05:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

165 It would be nice if Jews gave us a reason to import more of them to offset the Muslims, but no can do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 05, 2026 05:32 PM (bX16E)

166 I used to think that. THEY ARE LYING TO YOU!

Are they? How's it really made?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 05:30 PM (mkw2N)

it's this big mess of white garbage that they mix with tasty artificial and most likely toxic flavorings, then wrap in orange colored thing and slice to resemble sticks! awful stuff

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:32 PM (g47mK)

167 So he's generally in favor of political violence.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:35 PM

His name is Abdul so it's like a 95% probability he's all for violence as long as the victims aren't named Hassan, Abdul or Muhammed.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

168
I think it's hilarious that Piker the Dog Shocker is still wearing suits after he got mocked for wearing shitty Gucci T-shirts all the time several months ago.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 04:43 PM (2ocoG)



Looks like he doesn't know how to iron his Wal-Mart "Hasan applies to McDonalds for his first job" dress shirts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 05, 2026 05:34 PM (y9nCu)

169 kale doesn't cause cancer, people.

It's the gay sex afterward that they gotta worry about.

Posted by: Mr. Science at August 05, 2026 05:35 PM (3cAyT)

170 Rogers will definitely have to beat the cheat there.
Kinda bummed Farley girl didn't win so we could see more of her and her van in debates.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 05:36 PM (n5tGW)

171 169 kale doesn't cause cancer, people.

It's the gay sex afterward that they gotta worry about.

Posted by: Mr. Science at August 05, 2026 05:35 PM (3cAyT)

What about arugula?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

172 Commie boomer friends in Ann Arbor are firmly in the "anything is in play to stop Trump" camp.

I can see him winning.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2026 04:56 PM (4HoLg)
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Ann Arbor is an open-air lunatic asylum. Rogers already carried Michigan once in 2024 but that was stolen by CIA Slotkin. They Dems knew they couldn't stop Trump's momentum, so they deleted Rogers votes to put CIA over the top.

No way Trump voters split their ticket and jumped to Slotkin.

This is going to be epic, because the top of the ticket is going to wreck all the down ballot races, and every Dem is going to be asked "Do you support Abdul Mohammed Deathtoamerica Jihadi?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 05, 2026 05:36 PM (ZOv7s)

173 That news about the transplants is sickening. How do you not immediately close down any facility that this is happening in let alone take their promise that they will do better. That should have been you are closed effective immediately.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 05:37 PM (3ZNGI)

174 Here's an alternative idea- the Democrats realized they were in deep shit with this Muslim motherfucker, so they began the cheat for the white girl. They just started too late and missed it by this much (holds thumb and forefinger together.) Now they're going to have to spread that thumb and forefinger apart a make a different motion.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 05, 2026 05:38 PM (QaH55)

175 What about arugula?
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Causes speech impediments.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)

176 What about arugula?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)


https://youtu.be/oisNHAz-M7o

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)

177 Let me get this straight (Ha! a pun!): the chubby woman on the left photo is a trans?

I was going to say "she" looks trans and I guess I was right.

Woke at 4:30am and it's not been a great day. However I am not trans nor do I intend to be.

Guessing the Dim trend now is to be trans and/or ghey vs normal in politics? I can't keep up. Perhaps they should vote (T) instead of (D).

The newsbutch in Minneapolis sort of blows what is left of my brain. The world has become SNL.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (hzuYO)

178 This cocksucker said he would "beat the shit" out of Republican candidate Mike Rogers and that he would take his opponents "to the mud and choke 'em out."

So he's generally in favor of political violence.
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Anybody check him for a death's head tattoo?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (kpS4V)

179 Nood. That Cambridge guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)

180 Here's an alternative idea- the Democrats realized they were in deep shit with this Muslim motherfucker, so they began the cheat for the white girl. They just started too late and missed it by this much (holds thumb and forefinger together.) Now they're going to have to spread that thumb and forefinger apart a make a different motion.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 05, 2026 05:38 PM (QaH55)
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DoJ had observers on the ground here, which probably limited their freedom of action.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

181 As has been pointed out in earlier posts Abdul lost to Stevens in Wayne County. Wayne County includes Detroit, Downriver( Rashida Tliabs enclave, and Dearborn. He lost in the most densely populated Muslim area of Michigan. I find that remarkable.

Also, in case you all missed it. Ann Arbor threw out their current mayor and elected a DSA member named Yousef Rabhi. Not unexpected but will see where this goes. Ann Arbor has been destroying itself in the name of the U of Michigan which is buying up property everywhere in the city and subsequently building high rises for student luxury housing. A lot of the small businesses that made Ann Arbor charming to visit are gone as rents have climbed beyond reason. Homeless and panhandlers everywhere, parking is impossible, and getting an apartment for under $3,000 a month is not achievable. I doubt Mr. DSA will do any of the improvements he's planning, but will only make things worse as he runs into the buzz saw of U/M. He will succeed in giving away $$$ and increasing the social justice boondoggles Ann Arbor has become famous for.

Posted by: jen the original at August 05, 2026 05:40 PM (EiUt/)

182 Yes slaves were no good for upland crops, but we still had rice and indigo which are well suited for brute manual labor

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 05, 2026 05:40 PM (bX16E)

183 175 What about arugula?
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Causes speech impediments.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)
176 What about arugula?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

https://youtu.be/oisNHAz-M7o

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)


But the dog didn't have a lisp or anything.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)

184 It would be nice if Jews gave us a reason to import more of them to offset the Muslims, but no can do.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 05, 2026 05:32 PM (bX16E)
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Then have them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

185 DJT has truly broken the Dem Party. In half.

The militant half is dependent on billionaires who are hell-bent on government domination over the people of the United States. These folks are in the open now, because the Trump Administration has severely impacted the taxpayer funding apparatus which the Dem Party has used to win its political campaigns.

The Dekalb County ballot shoe still hasn't dropped. I suspect it will in the coming weeks, and then stuff will happen.

Posted by: mrp at August 05, 2026 05:48 PM (rj6Yv)

186 The ad kind of wants to jump in but can't sometimes yet is not letting me comment

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)

187
As has been pointed out in earlier posts Abdul lost to Stevens in Wayne County. Wayne County includes Detroit, Downriver( Rashida Tliabs enclave, and Dearborn. He lost in the most densely populated Muslim area of Michigan. I find that remarkable.

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"@neoavatara
10h
People don't realize what a terrible result the Michigan race is for Democrats.

It's not just that El-Sayed is a terrible candidate.

Their two biggest minority bases in Michigan are Blacks and Jewish... And both groups clearly voted against him.

Dems have one huge advantage this year... ENTHUSIASM.

How enthusiastic are The Jewish and African American voters going to be now?"

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 05:51 PM (g47mK)

188 Trump got this one right. The general election is a choice between common sense and complete insanity.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 05, 2026 05:57 PM (bufu1)

189 "Moooooooom, you said I can't have Platner, so you HAVE to give me El-Sayed!"

"Ok, honey, you can have him. You're such a good girl!"

Posted by: Democrat Moms for 9-11 2.0 at August 05, 2026 06:00 PM (qUkBO)

190 188 Trump got this one right. The general election is a choice between common sense and complete insanity.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!

Why settle for the Lesser Evil?

While the rest of the world sleeps another 1960's Klingon climb in the ranks among the unsuspecting human LIBs.

Together with MADMANI standing next to the psychoDancin' AOC with REMAIN SINWAR camisole and FREE GAZA hot pants they bide their time with a quiet smirk -- promoting 9/10 thinking while anxiously awaiting the next 9/11 and year 1 Kirkaversary.

There will be NO PEACE as long as Kirk lives...
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RememberThisWell
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RemainKLINGON
https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience

LET'S GO BRANDON!
BEST EPISODE OF APPRENTICE YET!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 05, 2026 06:10 PM (eS+Uj)

191 There will be NO PEACE as long as Kirk lives...

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE
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You are correct.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 06:13 PM (nqf1u)

192 El-Sayed has a very good chance of winning in Michigan. The Repubs are going to play up the "he's a commie, he's against Israel" line. That's a selling feature to the Democrats. What it doesn't do is bring out the mushy middle voters who did come out for Trump two years ago because the Biden admin sucked so bad.

What the Repubs need to do is run against the Dem party, remind voters that the Dems want open borders, no deportations, release of criminals (no bail and no jail), shut down energy production that increases gas and heating costs, increase regulations on business that drives companies (and jobs) offshore and a few other things I'll probably think of later.

But the Repubs don't do that. They'll just run ads to say "Oooh, this guy is bad!!!" and the middle voter will stay home because they don't remember why they were yelling "F@#k Joe Biden a few years back.

Posted by: George V at August 05, 2026 06:41 PM (HUbHH)

193 In 2026,
The Democrats want to outlaw DOGS, bacon sandwiches, hot chicks, police and The Juice.

The Democrats do want open borders, no prisons, defund the Police, and All Women to be covered in bourka's.

Vote Rep....

Writing these ads is not difficult.

Posted by: Richard Head at August 05, 2026 07:22 PM (70cb5)

194 Note that many forecasters were expecting this to be a potential GOP pickup before the Islamofascist won the commie primary.

This has to move into the category of Rogers has to lose it. In a swing state you cannot do this.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 05, 2026 11:11 PM (UQRAm)

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