Quarantine Cafe: Animal Criminals Edition

Breaking and entering:


These animals are even trespassing into boats.

Apparently it's not even uncommon for otters to escape killer whales by jumping on to boats:

This dog's a straight-up thief:

This mistreated dog -- who'd been put in dogfights -- eventually stole her foster mom's heart.

And of course, more illegal entry:

Posted by: Ace at 07:41 PM




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1 Boom

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (4J1oK)

2 1st

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (bVhJi)

3 Animals?!

Why who doesn't love bats, er, animals?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (xptlg)

4 Shakalaka

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (4J1oK)

5 Does Minnesota really have 10k lakes? Has anyone ever counted?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (t55/8)

6 Is 20 gauge too much inside for bats?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (nFRLh)

7 Have a great weekend, everybody!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (xptlg)

8 Broom stick or tennis racquet to get rid of bats in the house. BTDT.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (4J1oK)

9 So animals are Democrats. Who knew???

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

10 Bats. Why does it have to be bats.

That last video is my nightmare.

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (/669Q)

11 Is 20 gauge too much inside for bats?

No but you'll have to pick the pellets out of your burrito.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (luzVb)

12 Willowed from the last thread - is Fenelon coming to the NoVa MoMe?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (2JVJo)

13 Bats just want cuddles!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

14
We had a bat fly into our house when I was a kid. My older brother chased it around with a Louisville Slugger until it flew out the window.

That was when I learned you must fight bats with bats. It's the only thing they understand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (/nZod)

15 I just love Google translate...

Nippondaira Zoo polar bear (lossy vanilla) live camera
https://youtu.be/XX0SK-yVja4

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (FBrfY)

16 12 Willowed from the last thread - is Fenelon coming to the NoVa MoMe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (2JVJo)
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We want Fen! She can sell us indulgences for all our sins!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 Yay! Bats!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (yCZVl)

18 We're finally seeing bats around here again, after a few years of absence. The area was always just polluted with them, because of so many old mine entrances and abandoned mining shacks, but the White Nose Syndrome killed the poor little critters off almost completely. They were essentially gone from the area from about 2012 until last year. I saw a few in 2019, and this year I've seen even more. I'm glad they're back, I like 'em. I get one in the house every now and again, and if I'm quick enough I can open a window to let it out, and if I'm not quick enough, the cat just waits for it to land and...handles the situation.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (+3rQF)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

20 As wrote the other day a broom won't be the best to get your bat if inside.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (OjZpE)

21 Since there's no OT in a quarantine cafe, Belarus election going about as you'd expect. Home of Europe's most colorful dictator, well, at least most cartoonish one. And yes, glad you asked, it's 2020 and he was president way back just after the USSR collapsed. He's now railing against "foreign interference!" as crowds protest things (sound familiar?).

Haven't looked closely, but the election process probably would stack up decently against that of Wayne County, MI, so let's not get up on our high horse, as an ignorant unworldly "president" once vomited.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (OTzUX)

22 Otter decided the human was safer than the killer whale.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

23

I find bats excellent for analing my drugged out twinks...

Posted by: Ed Bucky at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (d6DSt)

24 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (TdMsT)

25 Well, at least we get bats. Bats are important. Bats are good.


Oh, the other day when the spider murdered the snake I told the Horde I'd make sure alexthechick saw it. Well, I didn't, because I was drunk. But you know who did? The entire internet and all of twitter! Everybody made sure she saw it.

You guys are so good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (q2K0j)

26 Didn't go in, but today I drove by the haircut place my dad used to take me to. It's still there after 40 years.

Mr. Mick's Men's Barber and Beauty Shop of Long Beach. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

27 Obozo not all in on Joe? Unpossible. Prepping the field for defeat they are. LOLGF Dems.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (nFRLh)

28 Thank you for providing refuge from those killer whales.

Now bend over.

Posted by: The Witty Otters at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (D1biH)

29 That doggeh!

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 07:50 PM (LgMzo)

30 No - or not many - bats in coastal SoCal, I don't think. Probably not enough insects.

Had a nice little Southern Pacific rattler removed the other day. Haven't seen one in years. Really prefer to leave them be (rodent control), but next door has two little girls and two dogs, so.

The horned owls are more in evidence these days (nights), which is great. Big f**kers. Sit on top of telephone poles, surveying their empires.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (OTzUX)

31 Nature is Metal had a video of a big snake hanging over a rocky outcrop and latching onto a goat or sheep and pulling it up. That was even scarier than the Snake v. Spider video.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

32 We want Fen! She can sell us indulgences for all our sins!

That's a mackerel snapper thing, but yes we want Fen! Would it help if we chant?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (q2K0j)

33 As wrote the other day a broom won't be the best to get your bat if inside.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (OjZpE)

Not broom...broom stick like you'd play stick ball with. And yes they are hard to hit.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (usGx4)

34 She can sell us indulgences for all our sins!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

Wrong denomination! Wrong gender And I'm not 500 plus years old, even if I may look it sometimes. But thanks for thinking of me!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:52 PM (WkPC9)

35 We need our bats !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

36 The animal control woman picked up the rattler like it was litter - just the grabby-thinggy right behind the head, and a looped bar to pick up the body. Snake was asleep, didn't react at all, until dropped in the plastic pail, at which point - furious rattling, oh yeah. She said they're usually like that, one of the easier things she has to do.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:53 PM (OTzUX)

37 Bats and gnats? Rats!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

38

Many parts are edible!

Posted by: Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (d6DSt)

39 I'm waiting for some belfry pics to properly frame the bats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (eTZoJ)

40 The place where I used to live had those lever-style doorknobs. One of my cats figured out how to open them.

He's a fiendishly clever little shit. You know how you can turn your toilet paper around backwards on the roller to keep your cats from unravelling it? Yeah, he eventually figured out how to unravel it anyway. So now I have to keep it in a drawer next to the toilet.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (H3MF8)

41 Y'all enjoy the critters. I'm going to go back to my regularly scheduled program of feeling shitty about myself and life, even though I was actually feeling OK for about ten minutes.

See ya.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

42 Minnesota has 11,842 lakes larger than 10 acres.

So there, doubters....

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (bhBSF)

43 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (q2K0j)

Thanks, but I didn't sign up and I could never get back from a Saturday evening in order to do a church service on Sunday. But I would like to meet you all-well not the trolls, but I don't expect they signed up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (WkPC9)

44 That first doggy is cute and I'm not a dog person.

Something about dogs with human-like qualities is my weakness.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (XTyi0)

45 @27...you're into something. Lots of talk lately about Trump killing Americans with covid, about Trump being directly responsible for bad economy, Trump sabotaging the post office, Trump not leaving the WH if he "loses". These aren't the themes of a confident campaign. This is early action to mainstream and extra constitutional measures down the road.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (ja/kn)

46 Does Minnesota really have 10k lakes? Has anyone ever counted?
Posted by: Asshoes


Just to be clear, washington State has over 11,000 lakes. But the liberal fu*ks in Olympia make it an administrative bitch to visit many of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (axyOa)

47 The male cat was obviously fixed or it would react quite differently to kittens, but it was a sweet video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:55 PM (WkPC9)

48 Yea Annabelle. Rescues are awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

49 There are an amazing amount of rescue bat videos that have popped up on my youtube page.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:56 PM (cI3Q7)

50 Owls are amazing. Ferocious hunters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 07:56 PM (fIHXk)

51 Love Angeles doesn't have very many lakes at all. And there's not much of a jazz scene in Salt Lake City. On the other hand, Washington does have a football team.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (ja/kn)

52 Rescue dog chick is ridiculously cute....then the nose ring.......blech.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

53 I've had bats in the house at least a dozen times. I finally fixed the masonry, and after a couple years they stopped showing up. I still keep a sweep net hanging on the bedroom wall.

In one incident, I got out of the shower with soap in my eyes, and reached for a towel, which started chittering at me. That was a near heart attack.

I found one bat stuck to a sticky mouse trap, which a tenant had left in the basement. I'm so soft-hearted, I gently peeled him off and released him outside. He climbed up the brick wall and hung there upside down for a while, then took off.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (qpX6U)

54 Orcas are really smart and very cool animals, but I was cheering for the otters

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (bVhJi)

55 Does Minnesota really have 10k lakes? Has anyone ever counted?
Posted by: Asshoes

11842, per the MN DNR.

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

56 41 Y'all enjoy the critters. I'm going to go back to my regularly scheduled program of feeling shitty about myself and life, even though I was actually feeling OK for about ten minutes.

See ya.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
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You need a FloMoMee! Being around like-minded weirdos is a natural mood enhancer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

57 54
Orcas are really smart and very cool animals, but I was cheering for the otters

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (bVhJi)

Until the surprise anal, then you'll be praying for the Orcas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (KnJdm)

58 In 31 municipal elections in NJ this summer, about 10% of all ballots were rejected as invalid. All of these were mail-in-only elections. Fraud prosecutions under way.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (OTzUX)

59 Happy VJ Day Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (axyOa)

60 Back in the olden days, I remember visiting a doctors office and a patient brought her pet pig along. The waiting room was interesting that day.I remember when those small pet pigs were the thing...

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (bhBSF)

61 They steal our hearts.

Untill a major different cage upgrade, parrot was Houdini, always sneaking out, getting into trouble, teasing an old wild caught umbrella cockatoo. Lucky to survive, and with all four toes on each foot!

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (BGuMU)

62

Belfry!!

What do I win?

Posted by: TeeJ at August 14, 2020 07:59 PM (G3Kkn)

63 Funniest bat video I ever saw was a few years back; can't remember if they were Irish or Scots, but some flavor of British family had got on ein the house, and it was absolutely hysterical.

My luck Ace posted it earlier, but I am not usually around this time of day, so I don't get to see them.

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 14, 2020 07:59 PM (vML00)

64 At a certain point, you have enough lakes.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:59 PM (XTyi0)

65 Thank God my dog isn't really smart. It's the smart ones that learn to open doors, get into the trash can or the giant bin holding dog food, etc.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 07:59 PM (mNhhD)

66 Minnesota has 11,842 lakes larger than 10 acres.
Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM


Heard 2,523 were looted and now under 10 acres

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (OjZpE)

67 apologies if this has already been posted: (Clinesmith charging doc): https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/17445533/1/united-states-v-clinesmith/

Posted by: exdemocrat at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (GmndG)

68 51 Love Angeles doesn't have very many lakes at all. And there's not much of a jazz scene in Salt Lake City. On the other hand, Washington does have a football team.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (ja/kn)

That reminds me of the opening scene of the movie Baseketball. "The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes. The New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah, where they don't allow music."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (H3MF8)

69 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Happy VJ Day Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes

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Not to be confused with Happy VJJ Day.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (Rvt88)

71 Orcas are the zebras of the aquatic world.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 08:01 PM (mNhhD)

72 I have four cats, and twelve kitchen cabinet doors. Every day, the cats open at least three of the doors. Looking for bats maybe.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 08:01 PM (qpX6U)

73 You want Fen? Then pony up and pay her way.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 08:01 PM (ShAcG)

Hillary Clinton, as Reported by CNN: You Know, If Trump Loses, He Won't Just Accept the Election Results and Go Away

Really?

I guess you'd be the one to know, huh?

Bonus:

banelightfoot.png

Via Nerdrotic.

Posted by: Ace at 06:41 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

2 I'm resolved not to accept a Trump loss.

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (LgMzo)

3 Total lack of self-awareness is a Democrat core value.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

4 Transference much?

Posted by: markx at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (FWcuP)

5 #LOLGF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

6 Hi vmom!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

7 And they say Comedy is dead ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic ... at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (LPnfS)

8 She needs some place to be a projectionist with so many theaters shut.

"This is CNN"

Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (Ojki1)

9 What? He won't follow your good example? You've been as silent as the grave since the day you got steamrolled-ight!!.
We would have had a bit more unity in this country if you had just let things go. But no, everything's about you and you deserved the Presidency.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (WkPC9)

10 Hi Shadout Mapes!

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (LgMzo)

11 Says the woman who to this day believes she should've won, and continues to bitch about it.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (ynpvh)

12 I hate these people.

Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (7+qLj)

13 It's sad she doesn't realize no one gives a shit about her anymore. She's a joke. Everything about her screams and has always screamed, "Desperate!"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iydjf)

14 We need to update the style guide. It is no longer fashionable to say nood?

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)

15 Man, I love the new VR on the site! This thrusting of Hillary right into my face is AWESOME!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (rf8LA)

16 14
We need to update the style guide. It is no longer fashionable to say nood?


Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)

Nood threads matter.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

17
Oh, I thought she died a long time ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (mht8P)

18 Projection, it's not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (G4GU9)

19 Can no one find this canker's phylactery?

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (k/ClX)

20 14 That Guy

I tried, but the site hung up.

Posted by: ibguy at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (5FZ/w)

21 Compared to Joe Bile even she is dynamic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (MeHGG)

22 Oh, why won't a house land on this beyotch witch already!!??

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (bDqIh)

23 I tried, but the site hung up.

Well, it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (EgshT)

24 The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master. Totally into the fantasy of her fighting them off like Joan of Arc.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

25 Pot kettle black

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (uQ2lA)

26 Translation: Trump won't just fall over like I do when we steal the election from him with fraudulent voting.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (mNhhD)

27 Damn. I had hopes the sack of shit known as Hillary Clinton would've been tango uniform by now.

Sigh.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

29 3 Total lack of self-awareness is a Democrat core value.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

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Absolute truth.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (jUVms)

30 Not sure what changed, but the twatter image dances like a bitch for some reason.

Have to block twatter now.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Projection is also one of their core values.

Seriously, projection 100% of the time.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (jUVms)

32 Probably a coded message to Epstiens GF.

Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (buTO7)

33 she's the political equivalent of Freddie Gruger.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (w2LAm)

34 The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master.

Didn't take them long to polish that turd to a high gloss.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (EgshT)

35 It's amazing the degree to which Kamala has that unique Hilary-like quality of just not being able to even remotely pretend to be a normal human being. The weird, exaggerated laughter at everything, not being able to tell a story about yourself that isn't a lie....etc...

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (AD3JT)

36 Hillary's booze sodden body needs to be dragged out and staked at the crossroads, then pour Holy Water over her, followed by shiving her prune shaped heart with a silver dagger blessed by Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (Z/q4U)

37 That'll do, pig.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (XTyi0)

38 Says the cuunt that hasn't stopped whining since she got her ass handed to her in a landslide in 2016, FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO.

Please, die. Soon. I don't want you in my universe anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Ok so no one else is seeing this post thrust rhythmically, and may I say, rather sexily, up and down????

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (rf8LA)

40 Har.D.Har.
Bitch

Posted by: Mudshark at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (qCkAJ)

41 More projection than a 24 screen cineplex.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (+y/Ru)

42 Is Cameltoe a freaking genius like the jugeared fuck yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (MeHGG)

43 Didn't take them long to polish that turd to a high gloss.

They can only that belt sander for so long before nothing is left.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (Z/q4U)

44 Hillary. Panned, bested, and unsteady.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (mNhhD)

45
Look - when you burn witches everyone calls you a savage and a reactionary.

And then you end up with Hillary Clinton and cry "Why? WHY?!?!"

Posted by: Heinrich Kramer at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (/nZod)

46 34
The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master.

Didn't take them long to polish that turd to a high gloss.


Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (EgshT)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

47 2 I'm resolved not to accept a Trump loss.

I'm pretty sure we can arrange impeachment proceedings and Collusion allegations for anyone that allegedly beats him......but I'm doubting that even the Dems believe they're going to defeat Trump. I think their entire intention is anarchy after they lose.

Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (k+h+d)

48 Ok so no one else is seeing this post thrust rhythmically, and may I say, rather sexily, up and down????

It's heavenly.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (EgshT)

49 They are getting ready for Trump not folding when they cheat massively and obviously.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (HwiWi)

50 Is Cameltoe a freaking genius like the jugeared fuck yet.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM

Must be a refreshing change for her, to be on the receiving end of the tongue-baths.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (mNhhD)

51 Well certainly Hillary hasn't gone away, far far away

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (OjZpE)

52 Apparently Kamala's kids call her Momula...

Unleash the meme wars on Ms. Cuckula.. or is that Mz. Dracula?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Z/q4U)

53 I say again: Hillarhoid is dying to throw her Depends into the ring.

A shorter version of this announcement: "Don't forget me!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (mlxZk)

54 The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master. Totally into the fantasy of her fighting them off like Joan of Arc.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

She threatened to kill Trump, Pence and Sessions on Ellen because that's FUNNY.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

55 What a miserable creature. Totally lacking in self awareness, common decency, and class. Begone, foul wretch!

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (U2zca)

56 That look she's giving could not be more contemptuous

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (PUmDY)

57
Hillary and her fellow ChinaCrats are softening the beach with incoming lies, so their followers will be whipped up in a frenzy, their antifa Red Army will be stocked and ready to riot, and Progda will have their scripts ready.

George Soros is cranking out checks to pay for it all as fast as he can.

They aren't even hiding it, so you had best be prepared for extended nonsense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

58 >>Total lack of self-awareness is a Democrat core value.


I think w/the Clintons it's always been a favorite tactic (thank Alinsky) to accuse their opponent of all the bad sh#t they've done. Think there's an extra bit of frisson from getting away with staining people they hate for their crimes.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (bDqIh)

59 All the more reason for Democrats to stay home.

Win or Lose, Trump is your President for four more years, maybe twelve.

Just go get your WIC check and watch Maury Povich.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (YA914)

60
Let no one be mistaken. This is battlespace prep for January 21, 2021.

Regardless of how crushing Trump's victory will be, the commies are going to cry "FRAUD". And this is meant to give cover to those in the military officer corps who are disloyal cocksuckers so that they will be goaded into contemplating a coup d'etat. Whether they have the balls to actually do it or not is an open question. Personally, I think that the Obama-era officers will puss out when it comes to cases. I hope.

Frau Gruppencankles and her Soystaffel may have fucked up her chance to be President, but she'd settle for burning down the whole country in revenge.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (EGyGV)

61 If Trump were to lose I bet he would be glad to get the hell out of there

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)

62 OAN -Trump on live at NY Police association

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (OjZpE)

63 Apparently Kamala's kids call her Momula...

Unleash the meme wars on Ms. Cuckula.. or is that Mz. Dracula?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Z/q4U)

Whore.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Why are all the Twitter embeds throbbing lately?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

65 Unfortunately the alcoholic gasbag will live for damn near ever, but when the time comes she will pay quite the price.

Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (nzKWW)

66 It's like they looked at the life of Marius and said, that seems like a good way to go out.

Of course in Hillary's case she bypassed the part about achieving, you know, actual greatness and moved straight on to the late in life calls for a reign of Terror against her enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cI3Q7)

67 The Democrats are literally retarded. They've been pushing "Election Week" since the China Flu hit, and now insist Trump won't just accept defeat? When the count drops on Election Day, Trump will declare victory. And why the fuck not? Telegraphing another Bush/ Gore fight will tear the county apart. The Dems will be ordered to either accept the results or be proscribed.

These are literally the enemy of the people. They're even their own worst enemy. Hopefully that changes soon.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (SM5o2)

68 We would have had a bit more unity in this country if you had just let things go. But no, everything's about you and you deserved the Presidency.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (WkPC9)

She cheated so hard and got NOTHING. It's not fair at all.

Besides, she won the popular vote. He pulled out some obscure "The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate." loophole. It's not her fault she never heard about that. He probably made it up anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (t+qrx)

69 Says the beyotch still blaming her loss on unsubstantiated rumors of Russian collusion.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (4J1oK)

70 The left has everyone on their side convinced Joe has it won. Not one single NT I know believes PDT has a chance to win. They are so depressing, I avoid as much as possible.

Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (ZZDMQ)

71 Theres this website call Go Kill Me, and....

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (pB6Gt)

72 Come to think of it, Hillary Clinton wouldn't have been at the inauguration if she could have thought of some way out of it.
How many Democrat Congresspersons missed it deliberately?. I think the entire Black Caucus stayed away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (WkPC9)

73 I guess it depends on what she means by "Trump loses."

If she means "After the seventeenth recount in the four months since the election, and the deployment of seven dozen Democrat lawyers appealing to twelve different courts, a Hawaiian judge today ruled that Trump lost by 2 votes," then yes, he may be reluctant to accept that. And so will we be also.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (qpX6U)

74 Hi Shadout Mapes!


That is one of my favorite screen names and I have no idea what it means. It just sounds cool.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (q2K0j)

75 Commie-la

Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (nzKWW)

76 ...and sexism, and racism, and deplorables, and bollards, and misogyny, and Macedonian content farmers, and snipers, and pneumonia...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (luzVb)

77 Of course in Hillary's case she bypassed the part about achieving, you know, actual greatness and moved straight on to the late in life calls for a reign of Terror against her enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cI3Q7)

Can you imagine what that crazy dried up old cunt would have done? Dodging her was worth two Obama presidencies.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (SM5o2)

78 This is when Trump invites Tulsi to give a speech

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (Z/q4U)

79 The projection on that Twitter thread is like looking into the mouth of Chtulhu, only, with more crazy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (WEBkv)

80 Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:

"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)

81 So, this won't matter one fucking bit to anyone who isn't a lawyer or doesn't do contracting, but I took a fairly lengthy agreement and pared it down by 80% at a client's request.

May not count for much, but it turns out I'm pretty fucking good at this shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

82 If Trump were to lose I bet he would be glad to get the hell out of there
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)

"America, I tried. I did everything I could to expose the swamp, clean it and make America great again. It's too big. America is done. I'm sorry. Elections have consequences and we're about to feel them pretty damn hard."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

83 INSOM!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:

"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)

Theme music to Halloween.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

85 It's cute that you think if Trump loses he can just go on with life....

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (HwiWi)

86 May not count for much, but it turns out I'm pretty fucking good at this shit.

....

I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)

87 Greetings:

If, God-forbid, Joe Biden wins, I hope he offers her Ambassadrix to Libya.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (evgyj)

88
I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)

Yep. You win.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

89 This from the Miss Haversham of politics.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)

90 So, this won't matter one fucking bit to anyone who isn't a lawyer or doesn't do contracting, but I took a fairly lengthy agreement and pared it down by 80% at a client's request.
May not count for much, but it turns out I'm pretty fucking good at this shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

Excellent Insom!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)

91 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

92 Hillary and her minions are going to be shrieking "Trump STOLE THE ELECTION!" on or before November 3rd, and they'll only get louder and more shrill.

Invest in earplugs. And moar popcorn.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NiXyF)

93

Can we just get on with the riotin and lootin? I want best picks on the wimmuns afor November...

Posted by: Moron Et Al at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (d6DSt)

94 80, or the robotic fembot face knocked off music

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (PUmDY)

95 Why are all the Twitter embeds throbbing lately?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

Glad I'm not the only one seeing that. Had to block twatter images via script to make it stop.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

96 OT: Newsweek ran an opinion piece on Kamala not being eligible to run for VP. The disclaimer at the beginning of the piece is hilarious.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (J70i0)

97 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.





Posted by: Bitter Clinger

We are complex creatures.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (v16oJ)

98 I saw a chick's boobs today.

Nice. Were they very tiny? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EgshT)

99 You guys don't want to see Hillary throbbing and pulsating?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (XTyi0)

100 The balls on this old hag.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (XiFxt)

101 Invest in earplugs. And moar popcorn.
Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NiXyF)

My discretionary budget is otherwise allocated.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (t+qrx)

102 Not accepting election results? Not being quiet afterwards? That's unAmerican!

It would also be a first in our Nation's herstory!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (DMUuz)

103 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)

Free and clear boobs, or covered......and what are the odds for seeing the biggers?

Need I remind you the RULES when it comes to things of this nature.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Throbbing Twitter feeds?

The flashing George Bush TANG memos. Return of?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Z/q4U)

105 You have to feel a wee bit sorry for the witch. The Dems feel that a senile old man and a weed-smoking knob-gobbler are a surer thing than asking Hills to run again.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

106
Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:

"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)

Theme music to Halloween.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)






Tubular Bells

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EGyGV)

107 89
This from the Miss Haversham of politics.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)

Come now, even Dickens didn't have this old, drunken hag in mind when he created that character.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

108 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.


You're an undertaker dating a coffin saleswoman?

Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (d6DSt)

109 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)

Do you get paid for that as IS gets paid for paring down legal contracts? If so, every heterosexual moron will want that job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WkPC9)

110 Hillary wasn't born no coal miner's daughter.
She would have been a better person if she had.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (uQ2lA)

111 O/T - Millie Weaver, a young journalist who did a few excellent videos exposing the Sunrise movement (the AOC-related activist org that is recruiting teens and tweens), has been arrested. She was about to break some story.
Hmm.

https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status

/1294392357652246528

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (bDqIh)

112 Theme music to Halloween.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Nah - that was that weird tubular bells thingy

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (w2LAm)

113 ...and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, and FOX News, and RUSSIA, and campaign exhaustion, and Facebook ads, and Matt Drudge, and gynophobia, and the FBI, and Rush Limbaugh...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (luzVb)

114
Tubular Bells
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EGyGV)

Only that middle section where it gets all dark and gloomy and scared the shit out of me when I was a wee little yoot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

115
Nah - that was that weird tubular bells thingy
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (w2LAm)

That was The Exorcist.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

116 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM

Don't forget that you can HordeSource conversation gambits, even pickup lines, if needed.

The Horde. We're more than first aid!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (DMUuz)

117 95 Why are all the Twitter embeds throbbing lately?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

Glad I'm not the only one seeing that. Had to block twatter images via script to make it stop.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

118 "I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs."

I was thinking today about the Dirty Harry movie with Tyne Daly, during the No-Bra Era, and how the director gave her lots of running scenes, so we could watch her itty-bitty titties bounce around. I don't know what prompted the thought, but it took until just now for me to remember her name.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (qpX6U)

119 I saw that Trump posted a video of an NYPD boat speeding alongside the bridge his motorcade was on going into the city. Hope for NYC?

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (bVhJi)

120 Don't forget that you can HordeSource conversation gambits, even pickup lines, if needed.

The Horde. We're more than first aid!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (DMUuz)

This is never not a good idea.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (t+qrx)

121 Hillary as Molosar?

https://youtu.be/ZsWk2aGYvxM

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Z/q4U)

122 wha...{hic}
huhh? {belch}

Posted by: HillaryC. & Stacey A. at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Roy2Z)

123 Hi Shadout Mapes!


That is one of my favorite screen names and I have no idea what it means. It just sounds cool.

The Shadout Males is a character in the Dune novels. I believe she is a Bengesserit Witch.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (4J1oK)

124 BREAKING NEWS:
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)

125 This country would be much better off if Hilz had joined up with the Symbionese Liberation Army and robbed banks. Unshaven, wearing sandals.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (RuIsu)

126 Tripping Eris, a synth Ren-faire group?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Z/q4U)

127 Free and clear boobs, or covered......and what are the odds for seeing the biggers?

Need I remind you the RULES when it comes to things of this nature.......

....

The first boobs were on a 22 year old chick that I trained at work. She stopped by ought of the blue to see me. I gave her a couple of Bud Lights and a shot of Absente. She is on her way to Folly Beach tomorrow.

The other chick with the larger boobs just texted me about a work situation she is dealing with and asked me if I could meet her to discuss her situation. She is closer to my age and has very large gazongas.

She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)

128 who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (h1jJh)

129
Maybe Trump can get Christopher Wray and Rick Grenell to get FISA warrants and spy on Biden's staff...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (s2VJv)

130 Trump still on live on OAN

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)

131 I think the deep state started branch out a bit at end of Reagan's 2nd term

then they really took hold under grampa Bush

In '92, they said "this gonna be easy"

and it was

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (O+AcM)

132 "They aren't even hiding it, so you had best be prepared for extended nonsense."
I had a neighbor observe they hadn't seen any deliveries of long and/or heavy boxes for a couple years and asked me why I stopped buying guns and ammo.
My laconic reply, "No room, I'm full. Can't afford a bigger house.


Posted by: The Walkimg Dude at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Ws0n8)

133 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)

134 123 Nope Fremen. Means "Water Dipper" God I am a nerd...

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi)

135 Shadout Mapes is one of the Freeman maids at the palace on Arrakis when Duke Leto and family take over the concession.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Z/q4U)

136 Hillary Clinton is Delta Dawn.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (nFRLh)

137 https://youtu.be/gqVyois9mp4

Halloween theme.

Not Tubular Bells.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

138
Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)


Far out.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (TdMsT)

139 The Shadout Males

is a homo strip club in Cleveland.

Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (d6DSt)

140 I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

I think I see the problem!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (eTZoJ)

141
They don't even have to steal the election outright. Just fuck it up so much to accuse Trump of stealing it as a pretext to not only riot, but have the Sergeant Pepper McGenerals and McAdmirals stage a McCoup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (s2VJv)

142 Hah. Lookit all the nerds.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (XTyi0)

143 The other chick with the larger boobs just texted me about a work situation she is dealing with and asked me if I could meet her to discuss her situation. She is closer to my age and has very large gazongas.

She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

If ya tell her that you're only half-good will she show ya one ?

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (arJlL)

144 Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

Hmm. Pass that over.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

145 I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)


Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

146 Hillary Clinton is a diabolical narcissist.

She knows every word out of her mouth is a lie.

She knows she is evil, possessed by Satan, and that she is a minion from Hell.

She also knows that WE know every word out of her mouth is a lie, that she is evil, possessed by Satan and that she is a minion from Hell, AND THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Thus, her continual efforts to stick her evil thumbs in our eyes on every issue.

She could kill and eat a 3 year old child on national television while cackling like the witch she is and she would still get 60 million votes for president if she was on the ticket.

The day she return to Hell will be a good day, indeed. Lord let it be while I am still alive.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BM2fS)

147 I think I see the problem!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (eTZoJ)

Do you hear it too?!?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

148 With cheat by mail, I wouldn't want him to leave.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (y5oH4)

149
She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)

Yeah, probably not. "Good" and "nice" equal zero boobies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

150 I want to know who helped her out of the woods when she went on her alcohol induced haunting of the local forest.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (IYZ+m)

151 89 This from the Miss Haversham of politics.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (cI3Q7)

152 And they say Comedy is dead ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic




Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type* *delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a real hurry.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (BM2fS)

153 148 With cheat by mail, I wouldn't want him to leave.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (y5oH4)


I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)

154 Friend Zone, where many a person gets exiled to.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Z/q4U)

155 123 Nope Fremen. Means "Water Dipper" God I am a nerd...
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi


I'm probably a little older than you and I've got CRS. At least I knew the book the character is from.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (4J1oK)

156 She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)

LOL...She "respects" you ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (85Gof)

157 Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

It's pure Zardoz man!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

158 Years ago she got a child rapist acquitted.
The rapist later said he did the crime.
She laughed about it all, with that same laugh.
All in a day's work.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (w7KSn)

159 That was The Exorcist.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes and no - so Oldfield did the Exorcist with an album called, you guessed it: "Tubular Bells"

But Halloween copied the same type of theme music when it came out - not quite the same but definitely a copy on the affect.

Friday the Thirteen (Jason) went for the "shee shee haw haw haw" type scary whisper thing(Carpenter was pretty well in his prime here)

Finally - Freddy Kruger (Nightmare on Elm Street) fucked everything up and was pure camp at this point.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (w2LAm)

160 Apparently I need to become a compete asshole. I guess I can do that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

161 Do you get paid for that as IS gets paid for paring down legal contracts?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WkPC9)

.....

Unfortunately not.

But sometimes seeing boobs is its own reward.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (YA914)

162 Well we do know one thing.

He won't go cackling into the night for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (JvZF+)

163 BREAKING NEWS:
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)

They just want to turn their lives (and the country) around!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (eTZoJ)

164 Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

165
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


I'm mean and cruel enough that I want to see the left suffer.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (TdMsT)

166 157 Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

It's pure Zardoz man!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)


Sean Connery in that bizarre Borat man-kini?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)

167 micro-dose early but often !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)

168 The day she return to Hell will be a good day, indeed. Lord let it be while I am still alive.
====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (iydjf)

169 In all seriousness, as awful as she is, Hillary has 20-30 IQ points on the current Dem ticket. Okay, so she doesn't do that Kamala thing, but cut the has been some slack.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (nFRLh)

170 Person woman man camera teevee

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (n8Pv5)

171 She could kill and eat a 3 year old child on national television while
cackling like the witch she is and she would still get 60 million votes
for president if she was on the ticket.


If it saves just one life. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (EgshT)

172 Zardoz?

Oh no, Eris is getting frisky with Sean Connery...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (Z/q4U)

173 Sounds like Bitter Clinger is drowning in bewbs

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (LgMzo)

174 DJT taking a vote if it should be Slow Joe or Sleepy Joe

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (OjZpE)

175 154 Friend Zone, where many a person gets exiled to.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Z/q4U)

At this point it seems my only way out of the Friend Zone is to eat a bullet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

176 160 Apparently I need to become a compete asshole. I guess I can do that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

Take care, young Insom. Do not let your asshole devour your soul.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (cI3Q7)

177 152
Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type*
*delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a
real hurry.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (BM2fS)

If he is willing to spill the dirt on Hillary, he probably will be.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

178 Can no one find this canker's phylactery?

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man




I saw her phylactery flying off carrying a new-born sheep, headed to this weekend's Satanic ceremonies in The Meadows.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (BM2fS)

179 I'm mean and cruel enough that I want to see the left suffer.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (TdMsT)

Sit next to me. Let's be mean and cruel together.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

180 during the No-Bra Era, and how the director gave her lots of running scenes, so we could watch her itty-bitty titties bounce around.


This is the advantage of ittie-bitty titties. During the no-bra era there were also no effective stretch fabrics. Big girls filled out their shirts. On smaller girls you could often get a look down or sideways if she was wearing a halter.

Nipples are the key. Sideboob is just a tease.

Europeans kept up the no bra thing longer than we did. I was fortunate to work in mid-town Manhattan which drew a lot of tourists. I would go out for lunch and refuse to come back until I'd seen a nipple.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (q2K0j)

181

Whores are cheaper than bullets.

Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (d6DSt)

182 I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


You're too kind. I'm thinking something in a nice shade of genocide.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (9Om/r)

183 AND THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

We can't do anything about it, but God can. Keep on praying!. I know we're supposed to pray for our enemies; I find Hillary very hard to pray for, so I just pray she has a real religious conversion and repents, but also that human justice will come for her in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (WkPC9)

184 'Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.'

Or just forget about women altogether, which is easier and healthier for you. But I'll stand by if you need a-hole tips and guidance.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (qpX6U)

185 Trump still on live on OAN
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)
----
He ain't no ways tahred.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (jadK/)

186 Purple micro dot for the win.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)

187 Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo




Hey, Brother.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (BM2fS)

188 I'm here.

As long as everyone is complaining about the blog...I have very large grey ad boxes on both sides of main page with no way to get rid of them. They hover over the sidebars like evil bats.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (sd8p8)

189 Defund the defenstrate the Democrat party

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (Z/q4U)

190
Goodbye 170.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (s2VJv)

191 {{{Insom}}}

Just be your authentic self no matter what! Authenticity is very attractive.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (TdMsT)

192 I liked it when Hillary went silently into the van.

I will like it more when she goes room temperature.

Posted by: nip at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (cpS4u)

193 I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)

Lets tie this rookie's cleats together

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (O+AcM)

194 {{{Ladyl}}}

I think you need to counsel our protege Eris!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (eTZoJ)

195 The dems are delegitimizing Trump's lawsuits over ballot fraud. They expect the House to declare Biden the winner.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (4vNgL)

196 173
Sounds like Bitter Clinger is drowning in bewbs

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (LgMzo)

A good thing or a bad thing. Depends on the quality. Hillary Clinton? No thanks.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

197 184 'Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.'

Or just forget about women altogether, which is easier and healthier for you. But I'll stand by if you need a-hole tips and guidance.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (qpX6U)

I do not wish to spend the rest of my life - which is probably going to be a pretty good while, actuarially speaking - celibate. Had more than enough of that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

198 Went to OANN hoping for a respitce from the insanity....


UPDATED 2:50 PM PT - Friday, August 14, 2020

According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two years and older should wear face masks, especially when social distancing isn't an option. On Thursday, the academy issued the new guidance and emphasized this could be key to safely reopening schools.

Fucking hell. At least the comments were encouraging.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (luzVb)

199 Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

Become?


Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

200 How is it the Dems went from the most prepared candidate for president to the least aware candidate in only one election cycle?

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (FsgBK)

201 We can't do anything about it, but God can. Keep on praying!. I know we're supposed to pray for our enemies; I find Hillary very hard to pray for, so I just pray she has a real religious conversion and repents, but also that human justice will come for her in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke




I pray for Hillary every day. That she receive the Good Lord's Righteous Justice, good and hard, and right quick!

I'm pretty sure I'm not really praying for this particular enemy in the true spirit that I am intended to, but for now, it's baby steps for me.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (BM2fS)

202 As long as everyone is complaining about the blog...I have very large grey ad boxes on both sides of main page with no way to get rid of them. They hover over the sidebars like evil bats.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (sd8p

I think you might need to go sit somewhere quiet until you come down.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

203 The never ending projection and transference from the demcong is very annoying.

But have faith - Huber is bringing down some serious indictments in two weeks.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (15yMb)

204


Hey, Brother.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (BM2fS)

Hey! What's shakin'?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

205 https://mobile.twitter.com/deangloster/
status/1293062418466103296

Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/

Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

206 Sean Connery in that bizarre Borat man-kini?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)
---

I had a guy describe his stuff as "pure Sandoz" and it made me want the harder stuff. The stuff that will let you ride in the forbidden zone in thigh boots.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

207 So what is the betting pool on Joey Bidet going full Rupert on live TV?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Z/q4U)

208 194 {{{Ladyl}}}

I think you need to counsel our protege Eris!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (eTZoJ)


{{{Hrothgar}}}


Counsel her?

Hell, I'm gonna join her!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)

209 These jittery visuals are not the ones you're looking for.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (DMUuz)

210 Friend Zone, where many a person gets exiled to.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM

*sigh*

The struggle is real.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (rBtIz)

211 Yeah sure try to get 3-6 year olds to wear a mask LUL

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (HwiWi)

212 *respite

re-spit

REE *spit*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (luzVb)

213 i added a funny pic

Posted by: ace at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

214 I like boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Apparently I need to become a compete asshole. I guess I can do that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

I think you have the right stuff, amigo !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq)

216
I think you might need to go sit somewhere quiet until you come down.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (TdMsT)

217 Nope Fremen. Means "Water Dipper" God I am a nerd...

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi





I'm probably a little older than you and I've got CRS. At least I knew the book the character is from.

One of Ace's posts yesterday had a bunch of links to some Dune stuff. IIRC, Netflix has the Lynch version which I'll prolly watch tonight. The steampunk stuff was pretty kewl.

The spice was sandworm poo. Keep that on the down low.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)

218 *respite

re-spit

REE *spit*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (luzVb)

219 {{{Insom}}}
Just be your authentic self no matter what! Authenticity is very attractive.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!

It's like telling the truth, and not needing to remember the last set of lies you told.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (eTZoJ)

220 Just be your authentic self no matter what! Authenticity is very attractive.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (TdMsT)

Riiiiiight. Why do you want me to live the rest of my life in celibacy?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

221 Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)

222 Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

.... oh you bet your tits I bookmarked this!

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (SM5o2)

223 How can I miss her if she won't go away?

Posted by: JAS at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (D3Oux)

224 Scrole at bottom of OAN saying Hillary is no longer going to sit down for a deposition for a lawsuit.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (OjZpE)

225 Purple micro dot for the win.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)

Saw Black Sabbath and Can Halen on that stuff back in '78. What a long strange trip that was.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (4J1oK)

226 It was a loin cloth not a mankini!
Sean Connery

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (HwiWi)

227 i added a funny pic
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

I saw. It is funny.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (t+qrx)

228 183
AND THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.



We can't do anything about it, but God can. Keep on praying!. I know
we're supposed to pray for our enemies; I find Hillary very hard to
pray for, so I just pray she has a real religious conversion and
repents, but also that human justice will come for her in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (WkPC9)

May the good Lord keep Hillary...far away from any political power.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

229 i added a funny pic





is it a bat ??

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (zr5Kq)

230 The stuff that will let you ride in the forbidden zone in thigh boots.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM

I doubt OM is going to grant a Book Thread exception.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (DMUuz)

231 I'm Joe Biden and Kamala tastes like Ralph Northam after blowing Soros.

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (n8Pv5)

232 Double 'ment?

DOUBLE MENT

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (luzVb)

233 Do not go gently into postelection obscurity! Rage! Rage against the people who failed you and caused you to lose!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

234 "I do not wish to spend the rest of my life - which is probably going to be a pretty good while, actuarially speaking - celibate."

See, there's the problem. Women can smell your desperation. Get some neck tattoos, rob a couple convenience stores, deal some meth: you'll become a Chick-Magnet.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)

235 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (BM2fS)

I'd like to think that God understands our issues, since the work of the conversion is ongoing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (WkPC9)

236 "Scrole at bottom of OAN saying Hillary is no longer going to sit down for a deposition for a lawsuit."

Yes, Judicial Watch lost its suit.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (w7KSn)

237

"Dames, who needs 'em?" said Legolamb, throwing a more than companionable arm around Insom's shoulders...

Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (d6DSt)

238
Riiiiiight. Why do you want me to live the rest of my life in celibacy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)

239 Lil Ben can't get the wife wet?


And then tells everyone?


And he's the smart one?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (XTyi0)

240 214 I like boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Seconded!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (cI3Q7)

241 No masks in Bedminster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (85Gof)

242 Ben Shapiro with an Austin Powers no internal voice moment. His "MD" wife must be so proud that she has been outed as either frigid or just married to someone, "because".

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (nFRLh)

243 i added a funny pic





is it a bat ??
Posted by: runner


In essence.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (XTyi0)

244 ok, sox, lets not embarrass ourselves

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (4vNgL)

245 What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

246 Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own
====

There's something very wrong with someone who would share that kind of information.

Seriously.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (iydjf)

247
The day she return to Hell will be a good day, indeed. Lord let it be while I am still alive.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BM2fS)

I just want the lemonade concessions near hear grave site.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (Wm5SB)

248 Alright Horde.

Bitter out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)

249 153 I've been hoping, in the interest of covid safety, the dnc would charter a cruise ship for their convention. Keep everybody isolated from the crud. Maybe rent Kristol's scow. Then,somewhere in the Caribbean, wam, blam, big airstrike, sending her to a watery grave. Oh yeah, strafe the lifeboats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (C1Lsn)

250 The only thing keeping that shrew above ground is hatred. That's one nasty, evil bitch. Thank God Trump saved us from that nightmare.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (lRrON)

251 Get some neck tattoos, rob a couple convenience stores, deal some meth: you'll become a Chick-Magnet.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)

Hmmm...thing is, I know you're not wrong about that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

252 Hey! What's shakin'?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



Doing okay. Working. Not really enjoying California, but work is work.

Also tired of being celibate (going on 7 years now), but also not willing to get into a relationship with crazy, which is all that's out there.

Thinking of joining a pro-life group so perhaps I could meet someone who isn't pure evil. Course, I'm 57 so not sure who I would meet at such a group that I wouldn't be old enough to be a father to.

All in all, GOOD. Trying not to let the Yellow Peril Hysteria make me insane.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)

253 222 Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)

He is The Leading WAP (or-Anti-WAP) Truther.

Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (kghgA)

254 249 Alright Horde.

Bitter out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)

Have fun with the boobs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (cI3Q7)

255 I almost can't stay awak anymore

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (OjZpE)

256 218
The spice was sandworm poo. Keep that on the down low.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)

And here I thought it was exuded from their skin as a lubricant for passing through the sand.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

257 Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Evidence to suggest Twitter literally is an addiction?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (XTyi0)

258 249 Alright Horde.

Bitter out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)

Go forth, good sir, and garner much boobage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

259 Women can smell your desperation. Get some neck tattoos, rob a couple convenience stores, deal some meth: you'll become a Chick-Magnet.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)


There is alot of truth to that. Middle class white girls love to get back at daddy by shacking up with a dead end heroin addict.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (dNzKv)

260 Counsel her?
Hell, I'm gonna join her!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)

So...

Par-Tay!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (eTZoJ)

261 I saw Can Halen open for AC / BC at Trees in '84.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

262 "1-877-kars4kids, don't make your wife wet today".

Posted by: getting the banned back together, dry as a bone at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (qQsiS)

263 And here I thought it was exuded from their skin as a lubricant for passing through the sand.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

So did Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (t+qrx)

264 I'd like to think that God understands our issues, since the work of the conversion is ongoing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke




I think He still has very high hopes for me, though for most of my life I've been comedy relief for Him.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS)

265 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)

266 Her Heinous has to keep her tired trope alive, looks like.
The nice thing about having PROGDA distribute your talking points for you is having deniability. "I never emailed anyone to tell them what to do." Nope sugartits, your flying monkeys did that for you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (HaL55)

267 I just want the lemonade concessions near hear grave site.
====

Sell beer. You'll make more money and it'll serve its intended purpose better.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (iydjf)

268 Riiiiiight. Why do you want me to live the rest of my life in celibacy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM

Journalist Katie, in another article on the site that ace linked to a couple of Threads ago, also has some advice for gentlemen in an involuntary celibacy state.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

269 Post 232-I have no idea what that foolish sock is trying to say, except for the mean spirited tagline for their handle. Is it just me or is anyone else having this issue with the ESL dope?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)

270 ace,


*snort*


you're gonna get me fired

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (W2Pud)

271 What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)


Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM

Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Ladyl!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (rBtIz)

272 She means silently into the night like Seth Rich, right?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (yL25O)

273 270-Not sock. TROLL. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)

274 Ahh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark, I was born in the dark, molded by it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

275 266 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)


Joe. Joe Cop-a-feel...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (s2VJv)

276 So did Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (t+qrx)

Spice-Vagina!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (cI3Q7)

277 Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

===

Never take the brown acid!

Jeez.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (JvZF+)

278 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.



So completely full of win.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (luzVb)

279 According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social
distancing isn't an option.

Say, that makes perfect sense. Sure am glad we have science.

Posted by: The Boiling Frog at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)

280 I really hope something terrible happens to Hillary. I know that makes me a terrible person but I can live with that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (l9m7l)

281 246 What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (eTZoJ)

282
All in all, GOOD. Trying not to let the Yellow Peril Hysteria make me insane.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)

Hey, good that on balance things are good. Pro-life group could be a beneficial thing. See if you can find any chicks with daddy issues.

This Chinese Lung AIDS thing is bullshit. I'm so over it. Not losing your mind during this madness is an achievement in and of itself.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

283 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)


Because there are some that fancy a possible new KGB uniform.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (9Om/r)

284 Probably a coded message to Epstiens GF.
Posted by: Menack


"Drink more Ovaltine"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

285 261 Counsel her?
Hell, I'm gonna join her!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)

So...

Par-Tay!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (eTZoJ)



Woohoo!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (TdMsT)

286 I wonder if Gordon Lightfoot is offended that bitch has the same last name......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

287 According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social
distancing isn't an option.

Age 2 my kids did not always want to wear cloths

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)

288 I'm 56. I can only hope I live long enough to see that vile, f*cking bitch draw her last breath.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (jWe5r)

289 >>>279 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.


Aww, take some pictures for us!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (AFSld)

290 WE WANT BATS!

WE WANT BATS!

WE WANT BATS!

WE WANT BATS!

WE WANT BATS!

Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (d6DSt)

291 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS)

God has high hopes for all of us who want to be in relationship with Him, and we all provide a bit of comic relief I expect, as we sometimes laugh at our own children but still love them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (WkPC9)

292 Jennifer Epstein
@jeneps
Hillary Clinton didn't rule out serving in Biden's administration if he wins. "I'm ready to help in any way I can because I think this will be a moment where every American ... should want to fix our country," she told @AmandaBecker.
https://t.co/p8g6eos6C9?amp=1
12:31 PM · Aug 13, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (FBrfY)

293 Spice-Vagina!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (cI3Q7)

https://stoatnet.org/spice.jpg

(as always, SFW. If anyone's at work.)

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

294
No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (eTZoJ)


I will observe the proprieties, I promise you!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (TdMsT)

295 >>> Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why


Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)

296 Ahh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark, I was born in the dark, molded by it.
Posted by: JackStraw

Hey, that's pretty good.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (XTyi0)

297 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why


I only know one. He works in a shithole. (Hartford). No.


However, I thought this was the free range nipple thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (q2K0j)

298 No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!



Why not?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (sd8p8)

299 "Hmmm...thing is, I know you're not wrong about that."

So I ask: why care about scoring with women, when they are so grotesque? It ain't worth jumping thru all their flaming hoops just to get in their pants. It really isn't.

We need to do a reverse-Lysistrata. It's probably the only chance to ever fix whatever it is that makes them so crazy. For my part, I always withhold my vital essence from them, and as you know, I am quite happy and well-balanced.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (qpX6U)

300
Journalist Katie, in another article on the site that ace linked to a couple of Threads ago, also has some advice for gentlemen in an involuntary celibacy state.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

Uh huh. If it's anything like her other article, it probably involves soy consumption.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

301
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

----------

My 2-Point plan:

1.) A Constitutional amendment formally proscribing all currently existing Left parties and ancillary organizations, with an integrated bill of attainder for the extrajudicial and very public executions of their leadership.

2.) Another amendment permanently banning any transfer payment from the US Treasury to any US citizen. Any check the government cuts to our own people must be for goods and services rendered. NO MORE FEDERAL WELFARE, EVER, FOR ANY REASON. If individual States want to go Communist, that's their business, but the federal government has to stay out of the socialism game.

IOW, put them down by force, and then strip them of their ability to ever buy their way back into power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (/nZod)

302 287 I wonder if Gordon Lightfoot is offended that bitch has the same last name......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Sundown, you better take care
if I find you been creepin round my back stairs...

(You're welcome in advance for the earworm)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (cI3Q7)

303 I saw a chick's boobs today.

So did I. Only I wouldn't call myself a chick-more an aged hen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (WkPC9)

304 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BM2fS)

I just want the lemonade concessions near hear grave site.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls




Lemonade?

More like brewery that provides 32 oz. beer bong shots.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (BM2fS)

305 They bounce their narrative between 6 Democrats, now seven if you include Kamala.

Ask yourself why the first time you heard "Trump destroyed Obama and Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala Harris.

Because it's a script. No one else thought to directly say and make that a headline until this week?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (uEbPt)

306 There is alot of truth to that. Middle class white girls love to get back at daddy by shacking up with a dead end heroin addict.

70s: asked a gal out, she said no, "I'm dating a two-bit psychopath", and named him. Turned out I knew who she was talking about, and yes, a huge and violent dirtbag. To hell with the both of them. Over the years, the more people I meet, the more belong dead. Overdue. With interest.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (qQsiS)

307 NY Police association endorsing DJT for President

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (OjZpE)

308 Ladyl! Why do they get to make the rules?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (sd8p8)

309 And they say Comedy is dead ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic

Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type* *delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a real hurry.

Posted by: Sharkman

Saw Ree ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic ... at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (LPnfS)

310 God has high hopes for all of us who want to be in relationship with Him, and we all provide a bit of comic relief I expect, as we sometimes laugh at our own children but still love them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke




Yep. As always, you are correct, Fen.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (BM2fS)

311

Bacon vending machine:

https://tinyurl.com/y2bstnul

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)

312 305 I saw a chick's boobs today.

So did I. Only I wouldn't call myself a chick-more an aged hen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (WkPC9)

wut r u warin ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (O+AcM)

313 274 270-Not sock. TROLL. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)
---------------


Sock a Troll, Sock a Troll, Sock a Troll

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (h7ejD)

314 Does anybody but Hillary and the people who voted for her in 2016 actually think she has any interest in improving the country?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (WkPC9)

315 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.


Dear Penthouse,

The day started like any other.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

316 That's the last straw, Ben. I'm cutting you off. Wait...never mind.

Posted by: Mrs. Dr. Shapiro at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (EgshT)

317

Theres more than a few people who may be meh about Biden but Hillary provokes strong reactions ---and few, if any, are positive.

it would Must see TV to see the Trumpster take a few shots in a campaign ad aimed at Hillary volunteering to be in a Biden administration.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (IHFs+)

318 @282 Commissar Hrothgar-Everyone here is" 29 years old" with the lights off.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (0jZnq)

319 Dear Penthouse,

The day started like any other.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Pardon me sir. But it is 'I never thought this would happen to me'. Please make a note of it.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (cI3Q7)

320 124 BREAKING NEWS:
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)


Only a start, I'm afraid.

Integrity of voter rolls is a joke. A very sad joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

322
>>> Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why





Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)

The dems declared open season on them and they still don't get it??? Holy shit man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (9Om/r)

323 According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social distancing isn't an option.
Say, that makes perfect sense. Sure am glad we have science.
Posted by: The Boiling Frog at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)

On a related note, I have hit several search engines asking for the name of a source or manufacturer of a face mask that is certified (with documentation) by the FDA, NIH, and/or the CDC to provide protection against the specific COVID-19 virus.

For some strange reason, so far I have not been able to find one. Can anyone help a fellow Moron out?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (eTZoJ)

324 Posted by: Sharkman

Saw Ree ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic




That's okay. His time will come.

"Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it's just AC/DC."

Or something.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (BM2fS)

325 318 @282 Commissar Hrothgar-Everyone here is" 29 years old" with the lights off.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (0jZnq)

All cats are 29 in the dark. Or something like that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

326 Ladyl! Why do they get to make the rules?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM

A woman is only as old as the men she feels.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (DMUuz)

327 Older women make better lovers Insomniac. They don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell.

Says the guy who married an older woman. Will be 21 glorious years in 6 days.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (4J1oK)

328 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (BM2fS)

Well, not always, brother, but thanks.

Keep the faith!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (WkPC9)

329 They are getting ready for Trump not folding when they cheat massively and obviously.
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (HwiWi)


Given that no precinct has ever been tossed out no matter how obvious the fraud. Even those with vote totals well in excess of 100% of registered voters and/or one of the major candidates get 0% or 100%.

They are printing mail in ballets, millions of them.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (15yMb)

330 321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

331 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why


Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)

Yes the racial divide...sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (85Gof)

332 Technically in the absence of light all cats are invisible.


Actually.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (XTyi0)

333 321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)


I saw mine. Does that count?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)

334 Whew. What a day.
Shooting all morning with Mrs D.
Took her thru the entire handgun lineup. She did pretty good too. Proud of her.
Then she made me a sammich and got me a beer whilst I was cleaning les pistolas.
A good day.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (axyOa)

335 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

✋

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

336

*RAISES HAND*

Note it's still early here...

Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (d6DSt)

337 They are printing mail in ballets, millions of them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (15yMb)

They'll pirouette their way to the counting stations.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

338 319
Dear Penthouse,



The day started like any other.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)



Pardon me sir. But it is 'I never thought this would happen to me'. Please make a note of it.
_______
Actually, it's supposed to start, "I always thought your letters were made up..."

Not sure how I know this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (l9m7l)

339 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why








Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.



Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)



They are stuck on stupid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (5aaqs)

340 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

I haven't even seen my wife's boobs today.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)

341 331 321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

moobs or boobs ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (O+AcM)

342 >>>)The dems declared open season on them and they still don't get it??? Holy shit man.



Philly voters are brainwashed from 70 consecutive years of Democrat rule. They vote D because their parents always did, even as they watch their mayor defund us.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (AFSld)

343 Hogmartin's showing off again!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

344 OK, somebody mail boob pics to Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

345 138
Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)


AoS has been doing this for me since the big crash and reboot.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)

346 I haven't even seen my wife's boobs today.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

She might want to get that spot checked out.

Posted by: Bob the Window Washer at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (d6DSt)

347
I saw mine. Does that count?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)

Yes !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

348 "I have hit several search engines asking for the name of a source or manufacturer of a face mask "

At the beginning of the COVID fooferaw, I did a Google Shopping search for 'N95 mask.' It returned a page which said, paraphrasing: 'Google Shopping has determined that too many vendors are offering ineffective and/or price-gouging masks, therefore we don't show results for this search.'

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (qpX6U)

349 Biden has to be pretty bad when even "Chocolate Jesus" said Joe could F**k-Up a Wet Dream .................

Posted by: James at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (qM84C)

350 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

351 327 Older women make better lovers.


Preach it, Traveling man.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (sd8p8)

352 Whew. What a day.
Shooting all morning with Mrs D.
Took her thru the entire handgun lineup. She did pretty good too. Proud of her.
Then she made me a sammich and got me a beer whilst I was cleaning les pistolas.
A good day.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (axyOa)

Sounds nice. Which is her favorite?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (t+qrx)

353 I saw mine. Does that count?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)

Images of that scene from Animal House popped in my head just now......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

354 I saw mine. Does that count?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)

Yes !
Posted by: runner

We'll allow it.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (XTyi0)

355 hogmartin may join Ladyl and Bitter Clinger at the bar.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (zr5Kq)

356 @321 runner-I just got off the phone with a guy that has me come over and bang his wife in front of him so I'll be seeing boobs next Tuesday.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (0jZnq)

357 118 "I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs."

I was thinking today about the Dirty Harry movie with Tyne Daly, during the No-Bra Era, and how the director gave her lots of running scenes, so we could watch her itty-bitty titties bounce around. I don't know what prompted the thought, but it took until just now for me to remember her name.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (qpX6U)


Just like big titties, little titties need to be free.

It's only fair.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

358 Never try to understand the mind of Hillary.
That way lies madness...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

359 327 Older women make better lovers Insomniac. They don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell.

Says the guy who married an older woman. Will be 21 glorious years in 6 days.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (4J1oK)

You've been reading Ben Franklin's memoirs, haven't you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

360 >>>They are stuck on stupid


Honestly, they think the defunding won't happen to them. They believe Biden will save them. PA is only blue because of Philly and Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (AFSld)

361 345 Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (n8Pv5)

Rhino, Hippo, or Elephant?

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ynpvh)

362 Mrs. Franpsycho asks why I'm raising my hand

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (JvZF+)

363 311 Bacon vending machine:

https://tinyurl.com/y2bstnul
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)
---

That's great, but I really want a vending machine that fries up the bacon for you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

364 Sponge needs to drop off the computer...

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

365 Andrew Weissmann has been tweeting up a storm about Clinesmith today. He sounds wicked pissah scared.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

366
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?

Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

367 347 I saw mine. Does that count?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)



Yes !



Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

Sounds like the ladies here have an advantage.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

368 298 No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!
Why not?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (sd8p

Ah yes, stylebook says I should have added the "Unless there's a good reason" qualifier!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (eTZoJ)

369 That's great, but I really want a vending machine that fries up the bacon for you.

My dishwasher does that.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (luzVb)

370 'those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand.'

Do you mean real ones, in person? In the same room as me? Consensually?

I saw Tyne Daly's boobs today, in my mind. I can see them on the internet too.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (qpX6U)

371 321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)


Oooo. Could I have G & T?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (TdMsT)

372 >>>Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult?


For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

373 The pediatrics outfit did a 180, I think (unless confusing with a state-level assoc.), and adds to the list of organizations beclowning themselves, while abusing the public.

Deaths in the 20 and under demo are ....... so few that they are an asterisk on "cause of death" numbers. And there have been real-life "trials" of this going on, for schools, in Europe, for months (in Sweden, up to middle school, forever, that is, all along).

Tying right in to the latest orwellian language assault - "safety". If you're about as likely to be killed by something as you are by a lightning strike, how does the concept of "safety" even arise? That's right. It doesn't.

If the economic dislocation of AGW/"green" idiocy and pseudo-science weren't so enormous, I'm now convinced we'd have long ago adopted all of its ridiculous policies. Far too many people and institutions are dumbed down, lazy, corrupt, uneducated.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (OTzUX)

374 (as always, SFW. If anyone's at work.)

What is this "work" thingy that everybody keeps talking about? Would it have to do with that "money" stuff too? Having neither, I'm not familiar with any of it.

Please to be with the 'splainin'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (HaL55)

375 @322
Most of the field installation wire men that work for my company in the NJ/NY offices are black, not a single one of them is voting for Trump or any Republican.

So when you see these polls of Trump getting upwards of 30 pct of the black vote, I have to ask where are these black people?

Sheboygan?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (guvUn)

376 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



Modern women are insane.

They think that life is only about being "Happy!!!" and that they have to be "Happy!!!" all the time, and if they aren't "Happy!!!" all the time, then it's the man's fault.

Also, in general, people are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (BM2fS)

377 -I just got off the phone with a guy that has me come over and bang his wife in front of him so I'll be seeing boobs next Tuesday.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (0jZnq)


Disqualified. TODAY, not next Tuesday, man.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

378 Andrew Weissmann has been tweeting up a storm about Clinesmith today. He sounds wicked pissah scared.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (

Sounds like a man who saw the explosion... and knows the blast is going to knock him ass over tits.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (SM5o2)

379 Hillary, her pantsuit caked with mildew.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (vuisn)

380 The CNN Headlines quoting Hillary saying Trump won't accept a loss is a retweet from four years ago.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (15yMb)

381 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

That doesn't work. Everyone is sitting in the very back. If you really want to go incognito, get out in front at one.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (t+qrx)

382 366 I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)




Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?


Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

I believe supporting terrorists makes them as bad as terrorists.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

383 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

===

This is because men communicate to exchange information and women communicate to share emotion.

Youre welcome

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (JvZF+)

384 For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

I was always too self-conscious.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

385 Sounds like the ladies here have an advantage.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (ynpvh)


It's a challenge, no doubt.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

386 For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

You should come out. Fun for the whole family. And shooting guns makes your confidence and wang size increase. Ask me how I know!

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (SM5o2)

387 Sounds nice. Which is her favorite?
----

reverse cowgirl

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (h1jJh)

388 Emotion?


What's that?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (XTyi0)

389 Also, in general, people are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (BM2fS)

That's just what I've been thinking lately!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

390 There was a old sifi movie where the aliens sent out drones that attached to peoples faces and controlled them...The Chicago mayor looks like she is possessed by aliens, like in that flick.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (bhBSF)

391 >>>383 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)


Yin and Yang are hard.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (vuisn)

392
'those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand.'



Do you mean real ones, in person? In the same room as me? Consensually?

Fur-covered or not? I have to axe since I'm from Alabama. In some cases it does make a difference.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (HaL55)

393 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

great..we need guys like you..because at the end of the night we tell the bar owner " See that guy sitting back there? He is picking up the check"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (85Gof)

394 I think I hate Mike Lindell more than anyone. More than Hillary.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (q2K0j)

395
Just like big titties, little titties need to be free.

It's only fair.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

A's to J's. I wanna see all of em.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

396 >>>That doesn't work. Everyone is sitting in the very back. If you really want to go incognito, get out in front at one.


So... Bouncer? Got it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (AFSld)

397
That's just what I've been thinking lately!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (NWiLs)


No fair. You've been practicing and competing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (TdMsT)

398 Wyatt, sad to hear, but predictable I guess.

People getting what deserve (in terms of horrendous outcomes) in a representative form of govt. actually deserve every bit of the misery and tragedy. Problem is, so many of stuck in the same boat as they are, unable to over-rule them.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (OTzUX)

399 @377 runner-I've got pics and video to remind me until I go over Tuesday.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (0jZnq)

400 312-REDACTED-This is what I'm wearing:

https://tinyurl.com/y5rgm8yy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (WkPC9)

401 >>Sounds like a man who saw the explosion... and knows the blast is going to knock him ass over tits.

I've wanted this little weasel's head on a pike for a long time. If he is part of the damage I will be more than happy.

He's ruined a lot of lives and never been made to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

402 396 >>>That doesn't work. Everyone is sitting in the very back. If you really want to go incognito, get out in front at one.


So... Bouncer? Got it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (AFSld)

No, I get the impression he'll be sitting quite still.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

403 So when you see these polls of Trump getting upwards of 30 pct of the black vote, I have to ask where are these black people?

Sheboygan?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


I've been to Sheboygan, once upon a time.

I don't think there many (any?) African Americans there.

And I don't think that Trump will get anywhere near 30% of the black vote. But I don't think they will turn out for Biden, either.

Mail-voting might likely change whatever we thought of voting before, because the Democrats will be out en masse to "harvest" votes.
Mail in voting is going to make it just about impossible for Trump to win.
The fraud involved will be ....stupendous.

Move along, there will be nothing to see there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCiJZ)

404 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult?

-
God's sense of humor leans to slapstick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)

405 >>>Great..we need guys like you..because at the end of the night we tell the bar owner " See that guy sitting back there? He is picking up the check


"Sea Bass said that?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (AFSld)

406 o you mean real ones, in person? In the same room as me? Consensually?


yes and yes. well..that is a difficult one. yes.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

407 'Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?'

Behavioral evolution. Human emales are hypergamous, with a long gestational period and small broods. They will date only men that they rate a 9 to 10. The man is selected to be vicious enough to protect her young.

Men will date women that they rate 2 to 10, because they need to spread their gametes all over.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (qpX6U)

408 I guess I just don't get it, can't get it, never will get it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)

409 When those retired military generals have their "Hate Trump" love fest on CNN or wherever in September, any sense of reconciliation after the election is done.

Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (ZZDMQ)

410 344
OK, somebody mail boob pics to Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

he is at flounder at gmail.com.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (KnJdm)

411
I was always too self-conscious.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

I was small and shy. A combination that's like leprosy when it comes to women.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

412 He's ruined a lot of lives and never been made to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

He's not going to pay much, given how much he was under charged. But then, Trump AND Barr focusing on this means more to come, and that right soon.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (SM5o2)

413 'those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand.'


yeah, we can fix that.

Posted by: pornhub at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (luzVb)

414 305
Ask yourself why the first time you heard "Trump destroyed Obama and
Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala
Harris.

i'm waiting for "trump's minions created covid-19 in the basement of the white house, then sent it to wuhan in those military games knowing it would come back and destroy the obama/biden economy so he could be seen as a hero for fixing it".

n dimensional chess, man

Posted by: Anachronda at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (sGtp+)

415 JROD may join Ladyl, Fenelon, Bitter Clinger at the bar. But keep your hands to yourself.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)

416 @383 Insomniac- It's your skewed perception. Not necessarily your fault as feminism has skewed everything. You just need to adapt and maneuver through it.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (0jZnq)

417 >>>People getting what deserve (in terms of horrendous outcomes) in a representative form of govt. actually deserve every bit of the misery and tragedy.


Four more years and I can retire from policing and look for work down south.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (AFSld)

418 Future MoMee site? Japan is building a Godzilla theme park and one of the attractions is that you can ride a zip line right into his maw:

https://tinyurl.com/y5rjykuf

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

419 OK, somebody mail boob pics to Insomniac.



===

he is at flounder at gmail.com.


Posted by: flounder


*snort*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (luzVb)

420 When I relocate, that will be a chance to reinvent myself. Be interesting to see how that turns out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

421 Oh I've seen plenty of 2s and 3s hooking up and having scary looking kids.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (XTyi0)

422 For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

Same here, though in my case, more standing in the corner wondering how I can leave without anyone seeing me (the famed "Irish goodbye").

Grandmother Poppins was always dismissive of self-conscious people. "Shyness is just another way of calling attention to yourself," she would say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (2JVJo)

423
Man, what did Mike Lindell do?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (/nZod)

424 Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:

"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)

Theme music to Halloween.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

The Jaws riff.

Except the tempo keeps
getting
s l o w e r . . .

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (P1f+c)

425 @415 runner-I'd be skeer'd of Fenelon.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (0jZnq)

426 Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?




Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

I believe supporting terrorists makes them as bad as terrorists.


Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)


There's enough shit on those bastards to RICO the mofos.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (9Om/r)

427 Poor Hillary. No matter what she does or who she has killed, she will always and only be Hillary.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (lonOK)

428 I am comfortably agnostic on the kremlinogical question of what particular players' Twitter activity tells us about their legal jeopardy, or their perception thereof. Obviously all of it is weird - up til recently, anyone even remotely endangered generally shut up and never said anything.

Weissman, while perhaps the most vile and blood-soaked (injustice, wise) of the major names - not sure what legal jeopardy he would face. Though if he did, it would be for activities of the Mueller debacle. Which is a warming thought.

So what are Lisa Chompers and psycho idiot counter-intel boy-toy and the nutcase CIA director and the pine-scented druid philosopher doing, twatters-wise, these days?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (OTzUX)

429 Most newspapers I read online everyday (just headlines) are all endorsing Camelaaaaa. And she hasn't even said anything yet...crazy.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (bhBSF)

430 nood morans.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (XTyi0)

431 Quarantine bat nood

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (4J1oK)

432 Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?

Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Prove the nexus between AntiFa, BLM, Soros and the Democrat National Committee and Democrat Party, which of course exists, and the DNC and Democrat Party would qualify as being part of domestic terrorist activities as defined by statute (18 USC 2331).

There isn't a written definition of a "domestic terrorist organization", unfortunately, just statutes that define what terrorist acts are.

The Democrat Party and DNC have been involved in domestic terrorist activities on a yearly basis since the 1830s.

If only we had someone willing to file a RICO complaint against them, and the ability to find the evidence that joins AntiFa, BLM, Soros and the Dems together. Because it exists.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)

433 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

So, you were an early practitioner of social distancing?

BTW, most of us back there are looking at our shoes, just to be non-confrontational!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (eTZoJ)

434 Man, what did Mike Lindell do?

Exist. He just oozes insincerity and annoyance. I hate his molecules.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (q2K0j)

435 365 Andrew Weissmann has been tweeting up a storm about Clinesmith today. He sounds wicked pissah scared.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)


It sure would be nice to see this garbage go down, HARD.

Weissmann is so corrupted and drunk on power, and never has paid the price for ruining other people's lives.

please, please take him out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (sy5kK)

436 ? Is Fenelon coming to the NoVa MoMe?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (2JVJo)

437 They've been planning for mail-in fraud for months. Out-of-state liberal groups focused on getting FL Democrats to register for vote by mail since April.

Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

438 He's ruined a lot of lives and never been made to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Oops, you were talking about Weissman. Yes, I think they're going to make an example of him. Only direct evidence and testimony against Biden or Obama could get him out of the ass reaming to come.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (SM5o2)

439 If you can't stand Mike Lindell, Bandersnatch,turn off the T.V. I sometimes get an e-mal from him because he's on Trump's re-election campaign, but since I don't have a working T.V. I never see his face or hear him except when they sell "My Pillow" at the store.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (WkPC9)

440 >>>Grandmother Poppins was always dismissive of self-conscious people. "Shyness is just another way of calling attention to yourself," she would say.



Being rejected enough times forces shyness on you. It did for me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (AFSld)

441 >>He's not going to pay much, given how much he was under charged. But then, Trump AND Barr focusing on this means more to come, and that right soon.

I mean Weissmann. People seem to forget, Mueller's team hid the same information for years including the exculpatory information on Flynn.

Solicitor General Wall said during the Flynn hearing the other day that some of the information Barr used to decide not to continue with the Flynn prosecution has not been made public yet.

Yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

442 When I relocate, that will be a chance to reinvent myself. Be interesting to see how that turns out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)


Yes ! You can take on a whole new identity !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

443 'Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?'

Since you've foolishly rejected celibacy, I guess the second best advice I can give you is to join a large church congregation. You will find a 'good' woman there. HOWEVER, do this only if you are a genuinely devout worshipper of God. If your goal is only to get laid, then God will know that, and He will be displeased.

If that doesn't appeal to you, I'll think of something else.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (qpX6U)

444 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (q177U)

445 >>>
BTW, most of us back there are looking at our shoes, just to be non-confrontational!



Mental note... Buy interesting shoes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (AFSld)

446 432
If only we had someone willing to file a RICO complaint against
them, and the ability to find the evidence that joins AntiFa, BLM, Soros
and the Dems together. Because it exists.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)
Lawsuit denied--Judge Sullivan

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (ynpvh)

447 President Donald Trump announced Friday that he would donate his salary for this financial quarter to the National Park Service for the restoration of Americas national monuments.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)

448 Is Fenelon coming to the NoVa MoMe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (2JVJo)

You're safe from me. . I didn't sign up and couldn't go since it's probably on a Saturday night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (WkPC9)

449 425 @415 runner-I'd be skeer'd of Fenelon.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (0jZnq)


She threw a NJ momee attended by the NJ's finest. I think you'll be fine.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

450 >>>
Yes ! You can take on a whole new identity !



Dashing man about town!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (AFSld)

451 ""Ask yourself why the first time you heard "Trump destroyed Obama and
Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala
Harris.''


Other than she's a lying communist whore, I got nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (9Om/r)

452 I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?

Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
--------

Seditionists. Domestic enemies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (WZ5i4)

453 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

There will be bourbon.

Does that change anything?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

454 Do you get paid for that as IS gets paid for paring down legal contracts? If so, every heterosexual moron will want that job.

I would like to point out, that as a topless bar bouncer, I did, in fact get paid to look at 3 magazine centerfold's bare breasts, and was, in fact paid by those beautiful girls to do so.

Posted by: An Observation at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (iisbs)

455 I saw her phylactery flying off carrying a new-born sheep, headed to this weekend's Satanic ceremonies in The Meadows.
Posted by: Sharkman

Dammit, man! There's no time to lose! To the Meadows!

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (k/ClX)

456 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)
Lawsuit denied--Judge Sullivan

Posted by: jim




Judge: "Dismissed with prejudice because I SAID SO!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (BM2fS)

457 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)



There will be bourbon.



Does that change anything?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

It does for me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (9Om/r)

458 The other chick with the larger boobs just texted me about a work situation she is dealing with and asked me if I could meet her to discuss her situation. She is closer to my age and has very large gazongas.

She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)



----

I'm an ette, and it sounds like she was trying to think up a way to get together with you without being too obvious. She's yours if you want her.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 14, 2020 07:52 PM (lonOK)

Minneapolis Refuses to Grant Permits to Demolish Riot-Gutted Buildings Until the Owners of the Buildings Destroyed By City-Approved Rioters Pay Their Property Taxes in Full

Well, Minneapolis now says it will cease the practice of demanding that owners of property ravaged by mobs of violent thugs encouraged by the city council and mayor must pay Caesar before they will be permitted to fix their property.

But this had been their policy before the outcry.


Minneapolis licensed rioters to destroy 1,500 buildings, 150 by fire.

But they won't license owners to clean up after their pet barbarian hordes.

Today the Minneapolis Star Tribune takes a long look at one reason why the aftermath of rampant destruction, as yet untended to, continues to haunt the city. As social scientists understand, such riot damage can have dire effects on development and poverty in an area for decades down the line. But one city policy in Minneapolis is ensuring, for now, that even early faltering attempts at clearing the rubble can't move forward in many cases.


You see, you can't rebuild or do anything useful with your land until you've cleared off the rubble left on it by the rioting. And you can't do that without a permit, of course. Minneapolis is a city of order, after all.

And you can't get the permit without paying off your 2020 property tax bill in full. As a result, only around 20 wrecked buildings have been demolished, according to the city.

The city, enforcing a state law at its discretion, is holding this demand for a full tax payment over the head of property owners trying to get themselves and the city back to something approximating normal. Owners of destroyed stores are finding they can't even get an estimate as to what the cleanup will cost from contractors without the permit, though the paper reports costs ranging from $35,000 to as much as $400,000 for a strip mall just to get debris cleared.

Well you definitely want to pay the city of Minneapolis for the extraordinary level of peace and order they've delivered thusfar.

You'd think that these monsters would realize that people -- or as they know them, "Farmable Tax Units" -- will flee their rapaciousness and vicious indifference, so they had better keep their evil and greed to tolerable levels.

But they're not just evil and greedy and hateful -- they're also incompetent and stupid, and they are almost proud to tell citizens "Flee us as you'd flee fires, locusts, and murderous savages."

Via John Sexton (give him a click, as I'm stealing this video), the below video shows the post-civilization wasteland the Minneapolis City Council-sanctioned rioters left in their locust-like path.

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM




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1 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (Vxu+H)

2 cue up the lawsuits

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (oAY8z)

3 Lolgf

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 05:46 PM (fIHXk)

4 Some people did something.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

5 Content read. Still first 10?

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (NiXyF)

6 Hahaha.

I point and laugh, again.

This is starting to wear me out.

Democrats need to slow their roll already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (Z+IKu)

7 Gentlemen, you can't rebuild here!

This is a riot zone!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (6FeV1)

8 But they'll keep voting Democrat.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (iydjf)

9 This is vey familiar

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (w0XWc)

10 Everyone knew Jacob Wolz was a truly greedy fucker- I mean, how could he not be- but this is a bit much.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (0HpOW)

11 Quoting Charlton Heston Here probably wouldn't be a good idea.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (YZc3d)

12 Is St. Paul as effed up as Minneapolis?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (6FeV1)

13 This seems like it is just screaming out for moving vans and bankruptcy declarations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (hYcqw)

14 Like it was their fault t hey didn't pay up to BLM to stop the destruction.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (OjZpE)

15 It kinda looks like Detroilet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (fIHXk)

16 Is St. Paul as effed up as Minneapolis?

Posted by: Warai-otoko

It's where Wellstone came from. You figure it out.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (OUMaO)

17 Why would you go back?

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (ZVlg7)

18 This is why you can't have nice things, Minneapolis.


Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (hLQrJ)

19

Minneapolis will vote 95% blue this fall!

Posted by: ProgTard Locust at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (AG3iD)

20 It gets better - property taxes are due in October, and the city was demanding that businesses prepay those taxes before being able to get the permits to clear the rubble off their property and start rebuilding.

I heard that Minneapolis actually backed down on this, after a torrent of bad publicity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (I2/tG)

21 O/T early, but be still my heart... Fauci said there's no reason people can't vote safely in person.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (iydjf)

22 Trump will take MN

midwesterners fed up

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (O+AcM)

23

Democrats: suck my dick bitches!

Republicans: slurp slurp slurp...

Posted by: ProgTard Locust at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (AG3iD)

24 "evil and greedy and hateful ..... also incompetent and stupid"

But ace, much of America has been voting for this, to different degrees and in various forms, for a long time.

And all of that, and more, has been delivered!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

25 Haha, whoops. Blended Jacob Frey and Tim Walz there. But they are fundamentally the same, aren't they?

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (0HpOW)

26 > This seems like it is just screaming out for moving vans and bankruptcy declarations.

Yeah, I'd imagine that "Walk Away, Renee" is popular on Spotify around those parts.

Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (unn44)

27 It's been the People's Republic of Minnesota since at least the 1970's.

There is a lot of ruin in a nation, or in a State.

Minnesota is circling the drain. Minnesotans who still care about things like law and order and freedom and stuff . . . the Dakotas (for instance) still have lots of room for you.

You Minnesotans who like Marxism, you all can fuck right off. You shat in your own bed, enjoy wallowing in it.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (NiXyF)

28 Looks like Detroit with even worse weather.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (m/Gc2)

29 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (arJlL)

30 The owners could do as many democrats and
#justwalkaway.

The value is never coming back.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (h7ejD)

31 >>>But they'll keep voting Democrat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (iydjf)

See, I'm not so sure of that anymore. We'll find out in a couple months I guess.

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (q177U)

32

You can get the impression that a lot of these Dem run cities are purposefully trying to destroy businesses and part of their tax base. It's stupidity on a monumental scale

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (6IGT6)

33 Minneapolis Mayor to Minneapolis Police:

"Do me a favor and go tell that fellow operating the large bulldozer that he has to stop what he's doing until he pays up."

Good luck, sucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

34 The brotherfucker won her primary

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (ZVlg7)

35 In a similar vain, lord Murphy of NJ has proclaimed all voting will be done by mail.


So while I didn't expect NJ to go for Trump, the more state doing mail in only voting will add to the overall clusterfuck that is going to be the 2020 Presidential election.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (guvUn)

36 Caesar ... or Crassus?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (ykYG2)

37 > You can get the impression that a lot of these Dem run cities are purposefully trying to destroy businesses and part of their tax base.

They think the feds are going to helicopter in money, like a parent who buys a kid a new toy when he smashes the old one.

They're wrong.

At least not if Trump wins.


Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (unn44)

38 In a sane world it would be getting cleaned up for free right now. Put arrest the people and sentence them to cleaning.

Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (buTO7)

39 But ace, much of America has been voting for this, to different degrees and in various forms, for a long time.



And all of that, and more, has been delivered!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

---
I don't think people realized that. The Dems go to great length to disguise who they are, and I'm pretty sure neither the mayor nor the governor said "a vote for me is a vote for a burned-out husk of a city."

There were lots of off-ramps, too, but neither of them figured out how to take them.

So here we are.

This pretty much disproves the Soros Super-Geeeenius school of thought that all this is part of an elaborate, meticulous plan.

They're making it up as they go along and can't stop the cycle even if they wanted to.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)

40 Email from RSBN -

- Trump to hold first campaign event since June, Mankato,MN., Mon Aug 17
- Trump to hold another campaign event, Oshkosh,WI., Mon Aug 17
- Trump to hold campaign event, Yuma, AZ., Tues Aug 18

Posted by: old chick at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (sOete)

41 the Dakotas (for instance) still have lots of room for you.
+++
If I ever get out from behind enemy lines, the Dakotas are real possibilities. Would love to spend my retirement income in a red state.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (LGXGf)

42 Traffic looks to be better I imagine.

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (tTLAA)

43 Since the rioters are an arm of city government shouldn't they be licensed and have to pay fees?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (TdFxL)

44 How many electoral votes hath NJ?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (h7ejD)

45 Frey seems like a knockoff Trudeau - a young friendly not very bright 20-something doofus.

Walz seems like a typical empty suit Dem machine pol with just enough smarts to exploit his constituents' ignorance and tribalism.

The "white supremacy" stuff on Riot Night #1 was shocking, even in 2020 America. As low as my assessment of much the country is, I hadn't thought of North Korean or Iranian-style absurdity in public officials becoming a thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (OTzUX)

46 "And you can't do that without a permit, of course. Minneapolis is a city of order, after all."

I say, old chap, that's one of the driest things I've ever read.

Posted by: Monty Python at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (HhXSr)

47 Democrats will keep voting there way to Venezuela

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (OjZpE)

48 They from Land of a Thousand Lakes to Land of a Thousand Burned out Buildings.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (iWCRg)

49 @44

NJ hath 14 EC Votes and all of them smell like the Passaic River.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (guvUn)

50 >The brotherfucker won her primary
Meh...
I'm not drawing any conclusions from a communist wining the communist primary in a communist district.
What the communists should be worried about is all the outstate long-time DFL voters who aren't exactly down with all the looty-burny-shooty stuff. Because that's not Minnesota Nice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (unn44)

51 38 In a sane world it would be getting cleaned up for free right now. Put arrest the people and sentence them to cleaning.

Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (buTO7)


Men watching on horseback with cattle prods and shotguns.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (h7ejD)

52 They voted for this so they deserve to get it, good & hard.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (IxDhF)

53 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (GIeIM)

54 I see a lovely campaign ad for the GOP. All they have to do is post the news of this story and ask if that's what people want for another four years?

Posted by: Gork at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (VmQ66)

55 @Lancegooden

Is there anything left to loot in downtown Chicago?

Mayor Lori Lightfoot announces beefed-up Chicago police plan to track, prevent future looting throughout city

Link to Tribune article: https://tinyurl.com/y29x8qjg

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (cF8AT)

56 The only thing worse than living in a burned out shithole is voting for a Republican.

- Minnesota

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (ZVlg7)

57 It gets better - property taxes are due in October, and the city was demanding that businesses prepay those taxes before being able to get the permits to clear the rubble off their property and start rebuilding.

I heard that Minneapolis actually backed down on this, after a torrent of bad publicity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (I2/tG)

this would be funny if it weren't so sad

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (oAY8z)

58 I don't feel bad for Minnesota business owners.

They did nothing when their state was taken over by Leftoids.

They did nothing when their properties were burned.

They are just whiny f*cking pussies who now want the rest of the world to feel bad now that their lentoid overlords are mean.

F*ck right off. Welcome to the party f*cktards. Go shine up your f*cking Co-exist stickers.

Choke on your acquiescence. Cuck-ass bitchmen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (YA914)

59 You can get the impression that a lot of these Dem run cities are purposefully trying to destroy businesses and part of their tax base.

Part of being a progressive is refusing to believe that people respond to incentives.

It never occurs to them that saying "FU, pay me!" might change the behavior of the person that you are trying to extort.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (I2/tG)

60 Socialists are great at ruling, but awful at governing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (cZjDV)

61 If Trump is appearing in Minnesota and Wisconsin, that means his internals show a good chance in those states.
Unlike dumbfuck Hillary, who spent the majority of her time in California, Trump only goes where there's something to be won.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (unn44)

62
Should not a burned out property that has demo costs be worth way less than last years appraisal??



?

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (GIeIM)

63 "The city, enforcing a state law at its discretion..."

IOW, lawless.

Yep. Been saying that about much of the country for years now. There's the illusion we hope for and the reality that is. Guess which one wins?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (HhXSr)

64 I've thought Trump will pick up MN for a while, long before the recent festivities. Was very close last time, and there is undoubtedly major trouble for the Dems in core voter blocs like blue collar/Iron range Dems.

The charming racist-totalitarian festival in Mpls can only enhance those trends, I'm guessing.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (OTzUX)

65 When will the rioters get to the Biden basement?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (TdFxL)

66 1) is cute how peace signs, hearts and "minority owned" really helped
2) burned down the post office? In a minority neighborhood? Where they would have been mailing their ballots?
Oh right: OrangeManBad

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (aO8Gd)

67 From John Sexton's link: Imagine seeing your livelihood burned to the ground because police can't
stop the rioters and then the city gets in your way when you try to
clean up the rubble.

Slight revision: the police were ordered not to enforce the law, thus allowing the riots and the destruction.

But now they want to enforce the law? Thanks Bronco Bama. You were the one who established the precedent of only enforcing laws you agreed with. Now what's clearly needed is a law that all laws will be enforced all the time every time.
This bullshit can be stopped since it's becoming clear that progs won't do it on their own anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (HaL55)

68 They think the feds are going to helicopter in money, like a parent who buys a kid a new toy when he smashes the old one.

Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (unn44)

I agree. I think this is Newsom's gambit, as well as others. But how did they arrive at this strategy independently?

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (uhPTO)

69 Pay the RetTax, whitey.

Posted by: City of Many Apples at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (Tvv1h)

70 just had a lovely chat with a closeted conservative patient.

we have to sniff each other out around here, but when we find each other, it's like manna from heaven!

made my day!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (W2Pud)

71
Mayor Lori Lightfoot announces beefed-up Chicago police plan to track, prevent future looting throughout city


Affirmative Action Voting wins again!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

72 Is this full tax payment before licensing even legal?

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (GIeIM)

73 50 >The brotherfucker won her primary
Meh...
I'm not drawing any conclusions from a communist wining the communist primary in a communist district.
What the communists should be worried about is all the outstate long-time DFL voters who aren't exactly down with all the looty-burny-shooty stuff. Because that's not Minnesota Nice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (unn44)

Yeah, I know. Congressional districts are going to give you scum like this from time to time. I just like calling her brotherfucker.

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (ZVlg7)

74 As Omar's constituents scream 2 MORE YEARS!

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (Q3ZwH)

75 NJ hath 14 EC Votes and all of them smell like the Passaic River.

Ew

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (arJlL)

76 > Is there anything left to loot in downtown Chicago?
Let's say you were Apple, or Tiffany, or any other high-end retailer.
Now let's say your store has been looted and burned twice in as many months.
Do you go back and restock it with fresh merch a third time?
Some are no doubt "woke" enough to do this, but many will not.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (unn44)

77 >>Been saying that about much of the country for years now. There's the illusion we hope for and the reality that is. Guess which one wins?


HINT : It's the hand with the fresh turd in it.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (7UxTU)

78 Some buildings still standing? WTF?!

Posted by: Satan at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (r+ov6)

79 Rebuild??? Are you nuts? What about when these cops get acquitted next summer? It'll all get burned again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

80 Things are probably to get real dodgy after election day. Have a place to go and a plan.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (FTlwv)

81 I just like calling her brotherfucker.
Posted by: jsg

My brother, husband, and I are both deeply offended.

Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (QzkSJ)

82 nurse - what do they smell like? Just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

83 License to sell used bricks and scrap metal?

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (RuIsu)

84 major trouble for the Dems in core voter blocs like blue collar/Iron range Dems.

The Iron Range is about the last place in the US where you find a majority of white, rural, Democrats.

I expect that to change soon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (I2/tG)

85 IF after destroying the country's economy what's not to add a few large cities? The pain of first Covid-19 then adding BLM's lie it was the perfect storm for the Democrats.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (OjZpE)

86 That's a lot of cheap real estate about to go on the market at rock-bottom prices. Once it's scooped up by speculating developers, expect large scale "gentrification".

Posted by: PlainJane at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (Qo+uP)

87 > there is undoubtedly major trouble for the Dems in core voter blocs like blue collar/Iron range Dems.

Naming Klobber for Veep might have moved Minnesota into the W column for Biden.
I'm not sure that even that would have saved him after the rioting, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (unn44)

88 Columbia Sportswear, begging Lightfoot's voters to loot that other store over THERE :
twitter.com/The_Dr_Caveman/status/1294353082311155712

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (ykYG2)

89 the Dakotas (for instance) still have lots of room for you.
+++
If I ever get out from behind enemy lines, the Dakotas are real possibilities. Would love to spend my retirement income in a red state.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (LGXGf)

North Dakota winters are ridiculously mind-bogglingly cold.

South Dakota winters are merely ridiculously cold.

Least cold part of SD is the southwest part of the state, the southern Black Hills, from Rapid City to Hot Springs or thereabouts. Known locally as the "Banana Belt."

Sioux Falls on the eastern edge is a fairly nice little city (metro ~250,000). Fargo's metro is almost exactly the same size in ND, but a chunk of that is in . . . shudder . . . Minnesota. Sioux Falls metro is all South Dakota, baby!

ND tends to be more leftist than SD in general.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (NiXyF)

90 A "plan" to prevent looting?

You mean - enforcing basic laws, that kind of plan, that's been around for, dunno, a few thousand years?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (OTzUX)

91 nurse - what do they smell like? Just curious.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

My guess, cigars and whiskey.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (xPJvm)

92 Let's say you were Apple, or Tiffany, or any other high-end retailer.
Now let's say your store has been looted and burned twice in as many months.
Do you go back and restock it with fresh merch a third time?
Some are no doubt "woke" enough to do this, but many will not.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (unn44)

Macy's is pulling out of Watertower Plaza. 170,000 sq. ft. Now they're in bankruptcy so I'm sure that's the major part of the decision but the rioting hurried it along.

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (cF8AT)

93 The problem on the Left is that they can never ever admit that their ideas are wrong or that they made a mistake. That's why they double down in the face of every one of their failures. "We just didn't do [leftist policy] ENOUGH."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (l9m7l)

94 When the Dems finally care if the feral fascists set fire to a forest and killed a snale darker?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (TdFxL)

95 And yet the entire city council and mayor will be reelected.

I just don't give two squirts of pee about these people and them getting what they voted for.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (pw+jk)

96 68 They think the feds are going to helicopter in money, like a parent who buys a kid a new toy when he smashes the old one.

Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (unn44)


Big Joe Biden's going to take care of us.
We know he will.
He'll use Trump's confiscated money, he will.

Posted by: Dim City Managers at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (h7ejD)

97 >>nurse - what do they smell like?


OtterOFF

Which is mostly Deet.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (7UxTU)

98 One of russian jewish patients who immigrated here 30 years ago was in....he hates commies, so we always have great talks....a lot of cursing and fuckin commies and nuke the chicoms....good stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (85Gof)

99 And yet the entire city council and mayor will be reelected.

I just don't give two squirts of pee about these people and them getting what they voted for.

....

Exactly.

Cuck-ass bitchmen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (YA914)

100 Your proposal is acceptable.


*walks away*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (KnJdm)

101 Rebuild??? Are you nuts? What about when these cops get acquitted next summer? It'll all get burned again.

And that's after it all burns down again in November, if Trump wins.

They should use the technique that Chicago has used several times in racially charged cases - draw out the trial process to ensure that the verdict is handed down in January or February.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (I2/tG)

102 Can't work up much sympathy for these people, as most of them voted for this shit.

And will keep voting for it, even as it destroys their businesses and homes and neighborhoods.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (k4dH2)

103 86 That's a lot of cheap real estate about to go on the market at rock-bottom prices. Once it's scooped up by speculating developers, expect large scale "gentrification".
Posted by: PlainJane at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (Qo+uP)


they should learn about not catching a falling knife

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (O+AcM)

104 76 > Is there anything left to loot in downtown Chicago

Macy's on the Miracle Mile has announced it is moving out.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (Vy7tf)

105
The problem on the Left is that they can never ever admit that their ideas are wrong or that they made a mistake. That's why they double down in the face of every one of their failures. "We just didn't do [leftist policy] ENOUGH."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (l9m7l)

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But they squee, "I love Science!!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (mht8P)

106 harf wit was on the 5 today...how i hated that titted scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (85Gof)

107 Little Somalia.

Posted by: Drider at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (R/UH9)

108 Trump is in New York to visit his brother, who is ill.
Watch DeBolshevik and Other Brother Fredo claim that the visit makes him liable for New York taxes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (unn44)

109 A "plan" to prevent looting?
You mean - enforcing basic laws, that kind of plan, that's been around for, dunno, a few thousand years?Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (OTzUX)+++
Yeah, I still think a water cannon or two would have helped to get their minds right.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (LGXGf)

110 I would have packed up my shit and simply walked out a long time ago. The lots are not worth the cost of cleanup now.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (mpXpK)

111 Macy's on the Miracle Mile has announced it is moving out.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (Vy7tf)

Is Macy's in chapter 11 yet? They made my little girl cry when she worked for them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (85Gof)

112 just had a lovely chat with a closeted conservative patient.

we have to sniff each other out around here, but when we find each other, it's like manna from heaven!

made my day!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (W2Pud)

That happened to me when I had a bone scan last year. I'm in the heart of leftardia. She was totally based! It's a good feeling.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (uEbPt)

113 Wally in my neighborhood is *remodeling*.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (h7ejD)

114 Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (ZVlg7)

The brotherfucker represents large amounts of fellow brutherfuckers. No surprise.

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (vML00)

115 82 nurse - what do they smell like? Just curious.
Posted by: rhomboid

like freedom.


not like patchoulli or weed or incense or body odor. no tats. no lip piercings or purple hair.

we do wear birkenstocks though....... shhhhhhhh

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (W2Pud)

116
Those people are brain dead, who burns a liquor store?

Now you gotta got farther For booze

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (GIeIM)

117 garrett: "HINT : It's the hand with the fresh turd in it."

Good call.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (HhXSr)

118 I have a better idea: Why not destroy City Hall and make the politicians pay for a permit to restore the charter of the city!

Do that before permitting the owners of the businesses that pay their salary, to advance the tax money they need to get a permit to clean up something the city itself allowed to happen.


Posted by: Gork at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (VmQ66)

119 Insult + Injury = Bricked up in basement

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (LgMzo)

120 NGU, years back I had a Russian tutor who was a classic Russian Jewish emigre. He'd been pretty high up in the cinema industry in the USSR. His jokes were epic. Tragically, I didn't write them down. He died suddenly, he wasn't young but not that old either. We'd spend most of our sessions talking USSR and US/international political stuff, of course, not so much language work per se.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (OTzUX)

121
That's a lot of cheap real estate about to go on the market at rock-bottom prices. Once it's scooped up by speculating developers, expect large scale "gentrification".
Posted by: PlainJane at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (Qo+uP)

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"Trump is provoking these riots to buy up property cheap!" - Woke 23-year-old webzine columnist

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (mht8P)

122 Come on Come on
Love me for the Money
Come on Come on
Listen to the Money Talk

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (bCLt0)

123 >>Those people are brain dead, who burns a liquor store?

>>Now you gotta got farther For booze

This guy gets it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

124 58 I don't feel bad for Minnesota business owners.

They did nothing when their state was taken over by Leftoids.

They did nothing when their properties were burned.

They are just whiny f*cking pussies who now want the rest of the world to feel bad now that their lentoid overlords are mean.

F*ck right off. Welcome to the party f*cktards. Go shine up your f*cking Co-exist stickers.

Choke on your acquiescence. Cuck-ass bitchmen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (YA914)


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It's my thought in Asheville, the city government is on a path to turn downtown into a boarded up hellhole, but most of those downtown are leftist asshoes.

Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (7+qLj)

125 George Carlin would like a word with the people of Minneapolis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHIIg1gh7rw

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (S5OQe)

126 NGU, years back I had a Russian tutor who was a classic Russian Jewish emigre. He'd been pretty high up in the cinema industry in the USSR. His jokes were epic. Tragically, I didn't write them down. He died suddenly, he wasn't young but not that old either. We'd spend most of our sessions talking USSR and US/international political stuff, of course, not so much language work per se.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (OTzUX)

Yup, they know the real truth about socialism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (85Gof)

127 I never want to hear another fucking bleeding heart, libtard comment about "food deserts". If you let people burn down your neighborhood without piling up their bodies like sandbags so you can shoot from behind them, then you deserve a food desert.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (Ws0n8)

128 Look how loverly Watts rebuilt.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 06:08 PM (h7ejD)

129 Let's say you were Apple, or Tiffany, or any other high-end retailer.

As I've noted previously, almost all the high-end retail in Portland is already located in the suburbs.

There are two Apple Stores in high-end suburban shopping areas - we'll see how long it takes Apple to reopen the throughly trashed Apple Store in downtown Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:08 PM (I2/tG)

130 Berlin, June 1945.

Posted by: Myollnir at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (gOIJD)

131 from the American Mind : a chance to end the public-school monopoly
americanmind.org/essays/get-your-kids-out-of-public-school/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (ykYG2)

132 The lady that cut my hair today said she hates liberals. She was tipped generously.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (fIHXk)

133 So pretty, so very very pretty.

Posted by: LORD HUMONGOUS at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (bIxK0)

134 Reposted for yukks from last thread (OT)


https://twitter.com/AnthonySabatini/status/1294292182078193665

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (OTzUX)

135 Do they realize what happens to the tax base they rely on when the people move out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (WvQcX)

136 Donald Trump won the election in North Dakota with 63.0% of the vote, making it his fourth strongest state.
He won South Dakota with 61.5%.

Posted by: old chick at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (sOete)

137 WTF kind of name is "Minneapolis"?


amirite?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:10 PM (XTyi0)

138 Ok, we will defer your property taxes until you rebuild. Then you can pay us, with penalties.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 06:10 PM (dNzKv)

139 Minneapolis wouldn't need to do this if Trump had given use $100 Billion dollars.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 06:10 PM (pw+jk)

140 135 Do they realize what happens to the tax base they rely on when the people move out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (WvQcX)


Redevelopment!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (dNzKv)

141 ND and SD are beautiful
Very long winter tho


Cold, and cold

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (GIeIM)

142 Uh, Berlin in June '45 had had a little more "work" done. Pretty good (silent) film, some in color, around showing Berlin and a few other German cities after their extensive remodeling by the 8th Air Force and Bomber Command.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (OTzUX)

143
Berlin, June 1945.
Posted by: Myollnir at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (gOIJD)

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Actually the Russians almost immediately forced everyone to start moving rubble.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (mht8P)

144 There are two Apple Stores in high-end suburban shopping areas - we'll see how long it takes Apple to reopen the throughly trashed Apple Store in downtown Portland.

It depends on how much muscle is put on them. Sanity says 'never but...who knows.

Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (8erNz)

145 from the American Mind : a chance to end the public-school monopoly

americanmind.org/essays/get-your-kids-out-of-public-school/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (ykYG2)+++
If there is to be any hope whatsoever, the solution starts here. Education money to follow the child. Brilliant.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (LGXGf)

146 What kind of taxes can city governments wring out of tent cities and piles of human fecal matter

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (TdFxL)

147 I am just not feeling sympathy for the businesses, so many others here. They went along to get along, probably for soooo long, and then are shocked and outraged when the Scorpion finally stung them. A hard life lesson. Maybe they will learn.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (bCLt0)

148 it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)

149 Mollie looks like she's getting ready to pounce and seize.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

150 The brotherfucker represents large amounts of fellow brutherfuckers. No surprise.
___________

I saw a break-down of her voters last election. It's white MN liberals who give her the most votes, not the MN Somalis. It's idiots like that white adulterer who recently married her that keep her in office. Faux-virtue signalling assholes, proving how morally superior and "woke" they are by supporting the poor, put-upon, black, fake refugee.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (k4dH2)

151 The lady that cut my hair today said she hates liberals. She was tipped generously.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (fIHXk)

Oh yeah. I have left some outrageous tips for fellow consesrvatives and cut them some great deals in my Office...we have t o support each other

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (85Gof)

152 Apple stores make more money than counterfeiters.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (RuIsu)

153 Anyway. Just glad they reflected Talib and Omar and AOC.


Those are the kind of bright minds we need attacking these problems.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (WvQcX)

154 135 Do they realize what happens to the tax base they rely on when the people move out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (WvQcX)

They'll just print more people

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (ZVlg7)

155 We (legitimately) pay our taxes for various reasons, including for the protection of our rights and property. For the city to do this is akin to a protection racket.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

156 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (ykYG2)+++

It's been nice to see you posting again, B t''hobo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (WkPC9)

157 Actually Hadrian many Germans just started cleaning up without much prompting (this is shown in one of the later Band of Brothers episodes). I knew vets who witnessed it too. Because, Germans. Japan was similar.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

158 147 I am just not feeling sympathy for the businesses, so many others here. They went along to get along, probably for soooo long, and then are shocked and outraged when the Scorpion finally stung them. A hard life lesson. Maybe they will learn.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (bCLt0)


I wish I had the dough-ray-me to hire Sabo and think up a massive billboard campaign aimed at Blacks and other Democrats that put two and two together for them -- where it didn't add up to 5.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (s2VJv)

159 President Harris will bail out Democrat Hell holes, count on it.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OjZpE)

160 it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.
Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)

A good, cold winter reduces the vermin population.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:14 PM (TdFxL)

161 Macy's on the Miracle Mile has announced it is moving out.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (Vy7tf)



It was the Magnificent Mile. Now it's Looter's Lane

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 06:14 PM (5kRQZ)

162 As long as there's no Federal bailout, we're good. State can have at it!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 06:14 PM (BRkq2)

163 I want to move to Wyoming.

But I'm too concerned with getting old in that snow and cold.

But on the other hand. Wyoming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (WvQcX)

164 We break it, you buy it!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (sCh/e)

165 Since the police can't or won't do anything, there's always Rooftop Koreans. Or at least there used to be when big cities retained sanity.

This rioting could be terminated in, literally, minutes. Alas, the Democratic Party does not want them to end, so they will continue. It's policy. It's not publicly codified, but it is understood.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (HhXSr)

166 Big city folks: it is horrible here in Missouri, stay away!!! Bible Belt, mosquitos, high heat and humidity, copperheads, water moccasins, and rattlesnakes everywhere. Ticks, and chiggers. Bears, cougars, and coyotes. Everyone openly packs heat. Legally!!! And Republicans.

No, better stay where you are!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

167 "For the city to do this is akin to a protection racket."
Nice burnt out building you have there. It would be ashamed if something happened to it.
Wait, wut?

Posted by: Minneapolis Tax Collector at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (Ws0n8)

168 Well, that video does have an awesome "Welcome to Beirut, 1974" feel to it, but it does beg the question - wasn't that area a shithole before the riots?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (DU2N9)

169 159 President Harris will bail out Democrat Hell holes, count on it.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OjZpE)


Aerolineas Pinochet did a lot of "bailing out" too. Same difference, I think.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (s2VJv)

170 Stay clear or Fargo

BLM has protest there

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (GIeIM)

171
Because, Germans. Japan was similar.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OTzUX)p

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Thanks for the clarification. At least until they found the camps, American GIs liked German civilians more than they did the French.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (mht8P)

172 My BIL lived in a Minneapolis suburb. He said people are beyond polite there to the point where there are accidents getting on the freeways because nobody wants to go first.
I think this is why the leftist whitey in Minnesota votes in the absolute worst people. They are afraid of being called names like racist, sexist, or anything else so they vote stupid... I mean democrat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (pw+jk)

173 As I have mentioned before, our ultra-Prog town requires that businesses to pay a fee to go out of business. They must have a permit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (bk3Sg)

174 146 What kind of taxes can city governments wring out of tent cities and piles of human fecal matter
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (TdFxL)

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You'd think at least one person on any city council would ask this question out loud. Alas...

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (jUVms)

175 Ticks, and chiggers. Bears, cougars, and coyotes.


Oh my.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (XTyi0)

176 Too bad the business owners can't sue to get their money back. Obviously the city has not protected their property with money they got from the businesses in the form of permits and taxes. Best option for businesses is to vote with their feet.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

177 We need to start over. Take politicians and put them into remedial civics classes.

Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (G4GU9)

178 163 I want to move to Wyoming.

But I'm too concerned with getting old in that snow and cold.

But on the other hand. Wyoming.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (WvQcX

It's windy. I don't like windy.

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (ZVlg7)

179 it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.
Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)

I like the cold. Keeps the flies and locusts down.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (xPJvm)

180 Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

I'd be happy to go to the Bible Belt and Spouse and I stopped voting for Democrats sometime in 2008.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (WkPC9)

181 172 My BIL lived in a Minneapolis suburb. He said people are beyond polite there to the point where there are accidents getting on the freeways because nobody wants to go first.
I think this is why the leftist whitey in Minnesota votes in the absolute worst people. They are afraid of being called names like racist, sexist, or anything else so they vote stupid... I mean democrat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (pw+jk)



"Love is all around..."

- - Mary Tyler Moore Show theme.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (s2VJv)

182
I love that building where some thoughtful individual spraypainted "RE-BUILD!!!"

LOL, guy. Nobody owes it to you to re-build the community y'all ruined. Suffer with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (/nZod)

183 >>I want to move to Wyoming.

Nice place.

You can watch the Antelope play.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (/1YGZ)

184 167
"For the city to do this is akin to a protection racket."
Nice burnt out building you have there. It would be ashamed if something happened to it.
Wait, wut?


Posted by: Minneapolis Tax Collector at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (Ws0n

"Nice burnt building you have there. If you'd like to rebuild, you'll have to pay us"

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

185 I'd suggest voting, but that's how they got into that situation in the first place.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (9Fwwf)

186 They must have read Kafka.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (w7KSn)

187 I never want to hear another fucking bleeding heart, libtard comment about "food deserts".

Every night, nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry!

Posted by: The Ad Council at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (EgshT)

188
it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)
+++
Some of my people come from NW Iowa. Blackest soil I ever saw. Plant anything and it grows. Folks I knew were all old time FDR dems. Recently researched Winterset, home of John Wayne.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (LGXGf)

189 "It was the Magnificent Mile. Now it's Looter's Lane"
We have it marked as BLM boulevard and Antifa Alley on our maps.


Posted by: Chicago Tax Collector at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (Ws0n8)

190 Trump should insist he wants to debate Harris because there's no way Biden will ever be president.
That might make the senile old goat twitch.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (TdFxL)

191 180 Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

I'd be happy to go to the Bible Belt and Spouse and I stopped voting for Democrats sometime in 2008.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (WkPC9)

Would love for you to come, Fen. ( Just don't tell anyone else, okay??)

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (bCLt0)

192 173 As I have mentioned before, our ultra-Prog town requires that businesses to pay a fee to go out of business. They must have a permit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (bk3Sg)

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Where is this and can't owners just leave? As in keep the business puttering, sell the house, pack their stuff drive out of town and not look back?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (jUVms)

193 You got to move it, move it!

Posted by: Barney Rubble at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (Vy7tf)

194 Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Posted by: at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (Tnijr)

195 >>It's windy. I don't like windy.


Anywhere near the Rocky Mountain Front, or just east of it is gonna be windy.

And what you call wind, they call a breeze.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (/1YGZ)

196
I like the cold. Keeps the flies and locusts down.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (xPJvm)

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Bastard

Posted by: Giant Gulf Coast Mosquito at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (mht8P)

197 Looks mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)

198 186 They must have read Kafka.
Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (w7KSn)


Kafka sounds like a combination coffee cake babka.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (s2VJv)

199 I really don't understand politicians today. They're mostly all my age or younger - so they should understand the internet.
Which means 'don't try to enact a policy you wouldn't want the rest of the country to know about - because they're going to know about it'.

Posted by: Agammamon at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (WgvSl)

200 >>I like the cold. Keeps the flies and locusts down.

Minnesota has the worst of both worlds. Not only is it cold enough to freeze an Eskimo's nut sack in the winter do you know what you get with the land of ten thousand lakes? A gazillion misquotes every summer.

Hard pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

201 That's a lot of cheap real estate about to go on the market at rock-bottom prices. Once it's scooped up by speculating developers, expect large scale "gentrification".
Posted by: PlainJane at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (Qo+uP)
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You'll need to reintroduce the police force before gentrification takes place. That could take a generation, if ever.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (WQZ1O)

202 My advice on the Dakotas:

The west parts are much better. West of the Missouri, basically.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (xPJvm)

203 154 135 Do they realize what happens to the tax base they rely on when the people move out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (WvQcX)

They'll just print more people

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (ZVlg7)


___________



They can import the rest of the third world FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (sCh/e)

204 We could stop this.
I mean, we won't, of course, but we could.
All it would take is a few dozen normal people to show up, armed and ready to kill the riotous thugs. And, perhaps, an escape plan for when the leftist LEO jackboots come (and they will. Stand-down orders only protect left-wing terrorists, not decent people.)

But, we won't. This destruction is a small price to pay in order to not be inconvenienced. We would rather several hundred good and normal people lose their lives and property than kill a few dozen psychopaths with our own hands.

Posted by: mrshad at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (IJsa1)

205 Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (/1YGZ)

Can you tell us what "Seldom is heard" refers to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (WkPC9)

206 UN Security council refusing to extend weapons ban on iran.....I can see some planes falling out of the sky

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (85Gof)

207 Ace covered this when it broke but now there's a trial and I believe the French term is ooh la la.

"Kentucky judge's secretary denies threesome, says it was a prank

"A suspended Kentucky judge accused of turning her chambers into a glorified frat house and having a threesome with staffers was only pulling a prank, her secretary testified in court this week, according to a report.

. . . .

"During earlier testimony, courthouse custodians, deputy clerks and other staffers described alcohol containers found in Gentry's chambers, singing and guitar playing, as well as moaning and grunting sounds."

https://bit.ly/3kOtGyy
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Let he who is without moaning and grunting sounds cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)

208 If we conservatives ever get the chance to riot, Let's burn all of the Universities.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (/1YGZ)

209 Blackest soil I ever saw.

It's called Soil of Colour, racist.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (H5knJ)

210 188
it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)
+++
Some of my people come from NW Iowa. Blackest soil I ever saw. Plant anything and it grows. Folks I knew were all old time FDR dems. Recently researched Winterset, home of John Wayne.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (LGXGf)



What ever happened to Russ from Winterset?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (s2VJv)

211 Hard pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Which is why I like the Northern Rockies. Low humidity and cool nights in summer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (xPJvm)

212 But ace, much of America has been voting for this, to different degrees and in various forms, for a long time.

And all of that, and more, has been delivered!
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

--------

Oh no. We haven't taken delivery of the rewards of our our stupidity. Not by a long shot. This is just the beginning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (/nZod)

213 If we conservatives ever get the chance to riot, Let's burn all of the Universities.
Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (/1YGZ)

Shit just whisper to the left wing kids on campus that the admin is really right wing and let them do it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (85Gof)

214

Things that really piss you off:

Chiggers.

Posted by: ESPN Journalist at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (d6DSt)

215 >>Which is why I like the Northern Rockies. Low humidity and cool nights in summer.


42 this morning.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (/1YGZ)

216 Stay away from Georgia. It's like hell, but more humid.

Posted by: at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (Tnijr)

217 "It was the Magnificent Mile. Now it's Looter's Lane"
We have it marked as BLM boulevard and Antifa Alley on our maps.


Posted by: Chicago Tax Collector

Groot's Route.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:21 PM (+y/Ru)

218 Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (bCLt0)

Thanks; First I'd have to get rid of a house and garage of accumulated books and other assorted stuff from mother and grandmother and great grandmother.. Sigh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:21 PM (WkPC9)

219 The COVID Corpses are piling up all over Missouri, so nobody should come here. For at least 20 years. Chinese back hoes on order.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:21 PM (RuIsu)

220 They're making it up as they go along and can't stop the cycle even if they wanted to.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)


Unseen1 had a pretty good thread along these lines back in March. They have had several plans, and all of them have failed. So now they're just reacting to the events of the day that they no longer control.

https://tinyurl.com/yyo6n34j

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (jK8Z7)

221 208 If we conservatives ever get the chance to riot, Let's burn all of the Universities.
Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (/1YGZ)

A conservative riot would involve rampaging politeness, painting over graffiti and building things.
Sort of like barn raising.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (TdFxL)

222 Biting flies on MN are asshloe

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (GIeIM)

223 SFGate has a story about business owners in an area of San Francisco called Hayes Valley.

Businesses there have been ravaged by the shutdowns, of course, but there is also a huge homeless tent encampment discouraging shoppers.

A number of businesses signed a petition asking the city to sweep the homeless encampment, but the petition failed to to support providing free housing, food, drugs, alcohol, and anything else that the homeless might desire.

Because, after all, you cannot advocate for the removal of a single homeless individual from your neighborhood, unless you explain how that individual will be cared for for the rest of his life.

Well, the Twitter mobs descended of course, and are organizing a boycott of the offending businesses, and several business owners are being directly threatened.

Some of the business owners are trying to backtrack, and said that they didn't know that the petition didn't call for the perpetual support of the homeless people being moved - they just assumed that was the case, since it was San Francisco.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (I2/tG)

224
Oh no. We haven't taken delivery of the rewards of our our stupidity. Not by a long shot. This is just the beginning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (/nZod)

----------

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in olden time."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (mht8P)

225 Thx for that link, boulder t'hobo, wow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (vMGcs)

226 219 The COVID Corpses are piling up all over Missouri, so nobody should come here. For at least 20 years. Chinese back hoes on order.
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:21 PM (RuIsu)

Yes, it's horrible here. Bodies in the streets, and the people still won't wear the face diapers!!!! Stay in the Blue States, people!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (bCLt0)

227 98 One of russian jewish patients who immigrated here 30 years ago was in....he hates commies, so we always have great talks....a lot of cursing and fuckin commies and nuke the chicoms....good stuff
----
My former business partners are ex-soviet jews, arrived here in the 80's. They are horrified by what's happening here.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (WQZ1O)

228 What kind of taxes can city governments wring out of tent cities and piles of human fecal matter
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
-----

They do not *care*. They are a de facto part of the whole thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (WZ5i4)

229 I think Mnapls needs to invest in a hill or two.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (QZCjk)

230 Please bring forth thy women Minneapolis, for their training must begin. And the raping. Also, bring snacks, no salads.

Posted by: LORD HUMONGOUS at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (bIxK0)

231 What do we want?


"To tidy up!"


When do we want it?


"NOW!!!"

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (XTyi0)

232 Well, Minneapolis voters must like the anarchy and destruction, since they just gave Ilhan Omar another primary win. How can you read the situation any other way? "Thank you sir! May I please have another?"

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (qpX6U)

233 141 ND and SD are beautiful
Very long winter tho

I would move to SD this weekend if I was the boss around here

But I aint, so I don't

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (O+AcM)

234 So I've noticed that in the last few months in particular, there has been a concerted effort to simultaneously push two (or more) conflicting narratives on their sheep with EQUAL force.

Up until then for as long as I've lived, every story had one choice narrative the D's all agreed to and would push with major force. They would push others, but would invariably settle on *one*, or only do one for any given time period.

But now something has changed. It's weird. I will give you my recent examples thusly:

Issue 1 - The protests/riots

Narrative A
Violence from protesters/rioters is a righteous and mostly harmless expression of anger

Narrative B
The violence at the protests is being caused by anarchists and White Supremacists

Issue 2 - Biden Picks VP

Narrative A
Joe Biden is tough, strong and coherent. He will lead better than Trump and can be trusted during any crisis especially COVID.

Narrative B
Biden should step aside for Kamala, and if not, Kamala is ready "just in case"

Issue 3 - Middle East Peace Deal

Narrative A
This deal is torture on the long ignored Palestinians, and is just promotion of Israel, and Netanyahu who loves Trump and wants him reelected

Narrative B
This deal had nothing to do with Trump. It was the work of Obama and many others.

You can come up with reasons as to why they are doing this. Their people will certainly never put 2 and 2 together, so I guess there's little loss in provoking different emotions and trying to persuade from as many angles as possible. Is there a benefit in making people believe two conflicting things?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (uEbPt)

235 We used to have threesomes back in the day.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (EgshT)

236 224"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first
sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us
year by year unless by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial
vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in olden time."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (mht8P)

Sounds Biblical: Marxism is sweet to the taste, but bitter in your belly. Rev. 10:9

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (ynpvh)

237 Business owner: "Hi, I'd like to get a permit to clear the pile of rubble that was my business."

City of Minneapolis: "Okay, that will be $25,421."

Business owner: "Say what?"

City of Minneapolis: "Yes, you owe $25,000 for property taxes and the permit for clearing is an additional $421."

Business owner: "You do realize that I can't pay my taxes until I get my business open again, right?"

City of Minneapolis: "You should have thought of that before you came down here to apply for your permit to clear the rubble."

Business owner: "I don't have the cash to pay my business tax, so, I guess I'll just leave it be."

City of Minneapolis: "The fine for each day the site of your former business remains covered in debris is $1,000."

Business owner: "Say what?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (WEBkv)

238 Minnesota goes to Trump by 6 points - Morrisey's face melts like those Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (w2LAm)

239 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

240 "It was the Magnificent Mile. Now it's Looter's Lane"

We have it marked as BLM boulevard and Antifa Alley on our maps.


Posted by: Chicago Tax Collector at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (Ws0n

,__________



Orwell might have called it "Progress Parkway,"

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (sCh/e)

241 I've lived in northern climates all my life. I'd be perfectly happy to move to Alaska

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (TdFxL)

242 Email from RSBN -

- Trump to hold first campaign event since June, Mankato,MN., Mon Aug 17
- Trump to hold another campaign event, Oshkosh,WI., Mon Aug 17
- Trump to hold campaign event, Yuma, AZ., Tues Aug 18


Are those states mask-mandated or ...?

Because I am not sitting through a Trump rally with a dog-muzzled audience.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (luzVb)

243 But black lives matter, yo.......

Just not those that were destroyed or devastated by the asshole rioters.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

244 We do some pretty dumb shit down here but burning down our businesses is not one of them. We just wait for the hurricanes to destroy them.

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (tTLAA)

245 241 I've lived in northern climates all my life. I'd be perfectly happy to move to Alaska
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (TdFxL)

Spent 3 weeks there in the summer. Beautiful place.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (bCLt0)

246 Things that really piss you off:


anything or one that I don't like

so, like 99.99%

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (O+AcM)

247 Shorter city of Minneapolis : Fuck you,pay me

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (HwiWi)

248 Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

And tornadoes, don't forget the tornadoes. Also, ice storms. Brown Recluse spiders!

Stay away, stay away!

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (vML00)

249 We need to start over. Take politicians and put them into remedial civics classes.

I've advocated a Constitutional Boot Camp for all elected officials for a long time. Before they take office, put them in barracks and drill them while marching on American Principles like honesty and empathy. And Math. Make them balance the books. Expose them to Christianity and teach them to imagine how they'd feel if their own mandates were imposed upon them.
Make them cook their own food and clean up their own living area. Six good weeks of this should work to bring them down to Earth and realize what they're actually doing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (HaL55)

250 HA.

I clicked on the link to John Sexton just to be nice and also I thought we had to watch the video there.

HotAir has a paywall now.

And a VIP section.

HA.

Although they may have ampersands.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (yL25O)

251 Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (uEbPt)

People hear the version that validates their worldview

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (dNzKv)

252 It depends on how much muscle is put on them.

Apple can just say they don't want to disturb the George Floyd mural that is now painted on the plywood covering its store in downtown Portland.

The store used to be all glass - very dramatic.

All the glass has been destroyed, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (I2/tG)

253 I've advocated a Constitutional Boot Camp for all elected officials for a
long time. Before they take office, put them in barracks and drill them
while marching on American Principles like honesty and empathy. And
Math. Make them balance the books. Expose them to Christianity and teach
them to imagine how they'd feel if their own mandates were imposed upon
them.


Absolutely love this idea.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (luzVb)

254 Can't wait to see Mika Bobblehead's take on Trump's failure in MN.

She'll be bleeding from the eyes and ears, surely. It may turn to a Scanners scene if Trump plays his cards right.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (HhXSr)

255 Trumps landslide victory looks better everyday.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (Ci3MH)

256 Hey Tubal, didja print out the instructions and forms in re Yard Corpses? Full of helpful hints.
I've got three with full beards to use for my Christmas Manger diorama.
Hope the weather cools off soon.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (RuIsu)

257 In Soviet America, you will be made not only to dig -- but to pay for -- your own graves, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (sCh/e)

258
I expect any purple state where Trump plans a rally will suddenly command that all residents inmates may only leave home in one of those Hannibal Lecter rigs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (/nZod)

259 Best thing about SoDak is you can move to a town named


MITCHELL!

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (AdjMr)

260 Sell the property. Reset the tax base.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (Y6UV7)

261 It must really suck to live in these hellish blue states and cities. And it's not like they are going to get any better. Just worse.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (uQ2lA)

262 Speaking of Minneapolis, any news on the suburban rape park lately?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (IYZ+m)

263 Vote Democrat. IF they don't kill you, they'll bankrupt you first.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

264 253
I've advocated a Constitutional Boot Camp

Absolutely love this idea.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (luzVb)

Only problem is the Dems will run it, it will be taught by leftists academics, and overseen by Marxist judges.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

265 256 Hey Tubal, didja print out the instructions and forms in re Yard Corpses? Full of helpful hints.
I've got three with full beards to use for my Christmas Manger diorama.
Hope the weather cools off soon.
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (RuIsu)

No I'll have to get on that. The heat??? Eh, it's a wet heat!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (bCLt0)

266 A gazillion misquotes every summer.



Can I quote you?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

267

HotAir has a paywall now.

And a VIP section
Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (yL25O)


ahem

I think it;s called a gloryhole

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (O+AcM)

268
Only problem is the Dems will run it, it will be taught by leftists academics, and overseen by Marxist judges.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (ynpvh)
----------

Dignity Canal, then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)

269 "All the glass has been destroyed, of course." The glass isn't destroyed; it is fostering a dialogue of racial justice.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (qpX6U)

270 Karenocracy 2020 : Catch the Fever

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (luzVb)

271 260
Sell the property. Reset the tax base.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (Y6UV7)

You assume someone wants to buy it.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

272 HA.

I clicked on the link to John Sexton just to be nice and also I thought we had to watch the video there.

HotAir has a paywall now.

And a VIP section.

HA.

Although they may have ampersands.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (yL25O)

&&&&&&

Fuck tepid gas.

Those guys are fags.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)

273

MITCHELL is in the semi-suck part of SD. Not the complete suck - the NE - but is cold windy and boring with no cool geography.

Posted by: ESPN Journalist at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (d6DSt)

274 Vote Democrat.


We Will Fuck Your Shit Up.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (XTyi0)

275 MN eliminated single family housing zoning right?

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (GIeIM)

276 "All the glass has been destroyed, of course." The glass isn't destroyed; it is fostering a dialogue of racial justice.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (qpX6U)

I TOLD you about the glass.......

Posted by: Paul Krugman at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

277 If they don't waterboard Clinesmith he's going to hold back.

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (Y274z)

278
We need to start over. Take politicians and put them into remedial civics classes.

---------

GNADC work-detail jumpsuits work for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (/nZod)

279 tubal: "Spent 3 weeks there in the summer. Beautiful place."

And then Winter came. I guess there was lots of beauty still under all that white and cold. And gold. That's what TV tells me.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (HhXSr)

280 My wife and I were just having a discussion about some of the verbage Ace comes up with from time to time. I absolutely LOVE the whole concept of "Self Gassing Jews" . It's just perfect! Also when Ace says Fuck You it's never just Fuck You. More often it's "Fucked for all Eternity with The Barbed Cock of Satan", or "Fuck You, With a Pineapple, SIDEWAYS!"

So what's your fav Ace-ism?

Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (k+h+d)

281 Because I am not sitting through a Trump rally with a dog-muzzled audience.


Posted by: deplorable unperson

I believe they are campaign events, not rallies.
RSBN said in the email/had links for live broadcast of the speeches.

1. President Donald J. Trump will deliver remarks on Joe Biden's failures on Jobs and the Economy in Mankato, MN
2. President Donald J. Trump will deliver remarks on Joe Biden's failures on Jobs and the Economy in Oshkosh, WI.
3. President Donald J. Trump will deliver remarks on Joe Biden's failures on Immigration and Border Security in Yuma, AZ

Posted by: old chick at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (sOete)

282
Vote Democrat

We Keep You Alive To Serve This Ship

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (mht8P)

283 For sale
Pre-looted !!

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (GIeIM)

284 > You can come up with reasons as to why they are doing this. Their people will certainly never put 2 and 2 together, so I guess there's little loss in provoking different emotions and trying to persuade from as many angles as possible. Is there a benefit in making people believe two conflicting things?

Yes, some people want to make Orwell fiction again, and others want to fully realize his vision, doublethink included.

Posted by: perilisk at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (9p+wn)

285 "All the glass has been destroyed, of course." The glass isn't destroyed; it is fostering a dialogue of racial justice.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (qpX6U)

Shoot.....the glahss......

Posted by: Hans Gruber at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

286 274 Vote Democrat.


We Will Fuck Your Shit Up.
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (XTyi0)

what they don't fuck up

they shit on

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (O+AcM)

287 one of those Hannibal Lecter rigs

That mask was very tasteful and stylish. Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (EgshT)

288 Burt, Loot, Murder - the Minneapolis Way

Or is that Mogadishu?

I get them confused.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (Z/q4U)

289 280
My wife and I were just having a discussion about some of the verbage
Ace comes up with from time to time. I absolutely LOVE the whole concept
of "Self Gassing Jews" . It's just perfect! Also when Ace says Fuck You
it's never just Fuck You. More often it's "Fucked for all Eternity with
The Barbed Cock of Satan", or "Fuck You, With a Pineapple, SIDEWAYS!"



So what's your fav Ace-ism?

Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (k+h+d)

Isn't the pineapple wrapped in razor wire and shoved in sideways?

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

290 267

HotAir has a paywall now.

And a VIP section
Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (yL25O)


ahem

I think it;s called a gloryhole

LOL!

Posted by: demoncrat at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (Ci3MH)

291 HotAir Paywall Bypass

http://archive.is/GVFXT

All you need to do is to give the link to Archive.IS (Archive Today) and create an archived page - it will do 2 things: 1) avoid giving clickbait sites revenue and 2) show contents of paywalled sites like WSJ etc. I know I've been on Ace to do this - especially shit sites like CNN, Daily Mail etc.

A lot of times it's already been archived, so you don't even need to wait a minute or two for it to be generated.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (8B6Ng)

292 MITCHELL!

About the last good thing to come out of Minnesota was MST3K.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (NiXyF)

293 "HotAir has a paywall now." Not that I can see. They've had the VIP thing for a while now, but non-VIP articles can still be accessed by NVIPs.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (qpX6U)

294 Burt, Loot, Murder - the Minneapolis Way

Or is that Mogadishu?

I get them confused.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (Z/q4U)

What'd I do?

Posted by: Bert of Bert and Ernie at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

295 did you see zombie?

hot

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (Y274z)

296 How bad could a state be that chooses Jesse Ventura and Al Franken to represent them?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

297 I believe they are campaign events, not rallies.
RSBN said in the email/had links for live broadcast of the speeches.

Thank you for the clarification. More's the pity.


He should have shot down the mask bullshit when he had the chance.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)

298 Went to Lake of the Ozarks here in Mo a few times. Place is Jumping!!! Guy said they normally get 5 million visitors a year. This year?? 9 million, so far. The reason??? Place is NOT locked down, and people are having FUN!!! And all the Karens of the country weep.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)

299 Hey everybody.

Story at HotFart: Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting.

I guess he got the memo from PDT: "could you at least TRY to not force me to fire you after November??" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

300 275 MN eliminated single family housing zoning right?
Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (GIeIM)

do zoos even have single family zoning ordinances ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (O+AcM)

301 Yeah Yankees in Yankeeland. Just leave us long-haired country boys alone, with our SEC football, open businesses, Karen-free states. PA NJ NY hahahahha

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Jj+59)

302 You know that is a great Idea since the business owners have so much cash on them on account of them not working for you know 5 months or so. The City needs that cash so they can defund the police.

Posted by: Picric at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (nonGu)

303
HotAir better put up a paywall. One that puts $100 in my account for clicking on their bullshit, or I'll never do it again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (/nZod)

304 White fragility will make those businesses owners run away rather than to stay and take it like man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

305 AoSHQ's VIP section is the Barrel.

Oh, sorry, that's the RIP section.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (NiXyF)

306 Story at HotFart: Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting.

I guess he got the memo from PDT: "could you at least TRY to not force me to fire you after November??" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

When Trump wins in November, fucking Fauci should be flogged on the south lawn.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Wow, what a typo

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (Z/q4U)

308 I was born and raised in Emporia Kansas. At 18 I moved to Wichita where I spent 5 years before moving to Southern California in 1980. I spent the next 30 years in the desert southwest before moving to Charleston South Carolina in 2011. After spending 7 years there I decided to retire and moved back to Kansas and bought a little shack to grow old in.
My point is this: I've survived 64 years without a Minneapolis, and I calculate that the rest of the country can too.
Forever.

Posted by: jbspry at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (ATe9j)

309 304
White fragility will make those businesses owners run away rather than to stay and take it like man.



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

...take it like a man in a gay bath house in SF.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

310 Story at HotFart: Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting.

So is being drowned in a bucket like a rat.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (luzVb)

311 qdpsteve!! Yo!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (bCLt0)

312
Story at HotFart: Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting.

I guess he got the memo from PDT: "could you at least TRY to not force me to fire you after November??" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

--------

Or, Fauci's planning on banning shopping.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (/nZod)

313 tubal!! Yo!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)

314 Fauci really needs the swirly treatment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Z/q4U)

315 Sponge, I'm a softy.
Fauci goes along with PDT? He's good with me.
He acts like a DNC agent? Not so much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

316 Steaming Fart may not have a pay wall, but they do have code to piss off a script blocker, so I won't be visiting.

Tried to give Sexton a click, but alas......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

317 Businesses there have been ravaged by the shutdowns, of course, but there is also a huge homeless tent encampment discouraging shoppers.

A number of businesses signed a petition asking the city to sweep the homeless encampment, but the petition failed to to support providing free housing, food, drugs, alcohol, and anything else that the homeless might desire.

Because, after all, you cannot advocate for the removal of a single homeless individual from your neighborhood, unless you explain how that individual will be cared for for the rest of his life.

Well, the Twitter mobs descended of course, and are organizing a boycott of the offending businesses, and several business owners are being directly threatened.
_______________

Why are the business owners responsible for providing for the needs of the homeless? Why don't the Twatter assholes step up and start buying the homeless people homes and drugs and booze and porn and whatever else they want?

This is all so damn idiotic. Most homeless people are either drug addicts or mentally ill. It was the left who demanded that laws be changed so that the mentally ill couldn't be confined against their will, and it was also the left who demanded that drug laws be changed to make it easier for people to light up or shoot up without risking arrest.

The left got what they demanded, and the homeless are the result. Let the left take care of them. It's their harvest. They should have to reap what they have sown.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (k4dH2)

318 "HotAir has a paywall now." Not that I can see. They've had the VIP thing for a while now, but non-VIP articles can still be accessed by NVIPs.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (qpX6U)

I only get half the article and it asks for my password. Sounds like WAY too much effort.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (8B6Ng)

319
Fauci really needs the swirly treatment.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Z/q4U)

---------

Do they make a flushable piranha tank? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (/nZod)

320
So the powers in Minneapolis have changed their mind, and the family doesn't have to pay for the bullets that killed their parents, ala Sadam Hussein?

This must be an example of "Minnesota Nice" everyone tells me about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

321 Sponge, I'm a softy.
Fauci goes along with PDT? He's good with me.
He acts like a DNC agent? Not so much.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Well, I'm looking for someone NOT a 'yes man' but one that speaks TRUTH and backs the president where TRUTH fits.

Fauci is NOTHING like that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (Zz0t1)

322 Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Jj+59)

I've decided to move to your state-wherever that is- just to annoy you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (WkPC9)

323 I shit you not Fascistbook is using the Cuckpatch as a fact check

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (1Dmt5)

324 I don't think you can 'example' the stupid out of people.

If history is correct, there have been stupid people voting against their own best interests for millennia.

Minneapolis, Portland, NY, Seattle, etc will just continue to vote the same way even if they've been fed a huge plate of reasons not to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (WvQcX)

325 Was behind some scumbag millennial white dude in a drive-through today. He had two big stickers on his back window: "Black Lives Matter" and "This Machine Kills Fascists."


I had this incredible visceral anger pulse through me and fantasized about grabbing my tire iron, smashing out all of his windows, and then beating him with it all the while screaming "Too bad white lives don't matter, huh?" and "I've got your killing machine right here, soiboi!"


Rather cathartic, it was ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (64Qju)

326 Do they make a flushable piranha tank? Asking for a friend.

Pitch that to the shark tank people

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (Z/q4U)

327 Pneumonia deaths are down to zero. Thanks plandemic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (MeHGG)

328 "Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting."

I am quite relieved to hear him say that, actually. I hope he sticks to that message.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (qpX6U)

329 Policies like this are how Killdozers get built.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (k/ClX)

330 289
My favorite Ace ism is Bugfuck Insane

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (bVhJi)

331 I know Fauci recently lost it at a press conference.

"Yes, continue to wear the masks. Also goggles, a hood for your head, and a complete shiny black PVC bodysuit with leather heels. Gotta go!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

332 "This Machine Kills Fascists." From Woody Guthrie's guitar.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (qpX6U)

333 Remember Gen. Honore after Katrina, "you can't fix stupid."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (Z/q4U)

334 Went to Lake of the Ozarks here in Mo a few times. Place is Jumping!!! Guy said they normally get 5 million visitors a year. This year?? 9 million, so far. The reason??? Place is NOT locked down, and people are having FUN!!! And all the Karens of the country weep.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)

Well then. Our death count should be a 9 mil in 3.......2........1.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

335 I see the City of Minneapolis going into the "Distressed Property" tax lien auction business.
Here's your chance to buy a piece of history - at fire sale prices!

Posted by: jbspry at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (ATe9j)

336 >>If they don't waterboard Clinesmith he's going to hold back.

Mr. Clinesmith, I have two options for you.

Option 1. You keep your mouth shut and don't cooperate and I charge you with crimes that could land you a 20 year sentence in a federal prison.

Options 2. You cooperate completely, hold nothing back and tell me everything you know about the conspiracy against Donald Trump and his campaign and I allow you to plead guilty to lesser charges that will give you a maximum of 5 years in a federal prison, maybe less if I think you have gone above and beyond what I want. And remember, I already know everything that happened, I am just looking for corroboration. If I even dream you are lying just once and it's 20 years.

Now personally I hope you hold out and I bring the weight of the DOJ down on you for trying to throw the 2016 and disenfranchise millions of Americans but I am willing to be merciful if you cooperate.

Your move, Mr. Clinesmith.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

337 All you need to do is to give the link to Archive.IS (Archive Today) and
create an archived page - it will do 2 things: 1) avoid giving
clickbait sites revenue and 2) show contents of paywalled sites like WSJ
etc. I know I've been on Ace to do this - especially shit sites like
CNN, Daily Mail etc.

FF has an add-on for it too. Just installed it.

Sounds like the ammo we need to combat the prog's Kancel Kulture BS. Delete a post? Not really. Here's a copy of what you just deleted.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (HaL55)

338 He should have shot down the mask bullshit when he had the chance.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)

They're still trying to make him take the bait on this. They have a planned narrative that involves him taking a strong position against masks.

Hence their ramping up yesterday. I'm glad he isn't doing so and I guarantee I hate masks, and the idea of masks, at least as much as you do.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (uEbPt)

339

In the state bankrupted by Jay Inslee, the Emperor announced a few days ago that WA state will give $40 million to illegal aliens.

Because.

And if that isn't enough explanation, well, tough titties, pal.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

340 My favorite Ace ism is Bugfuck Insane
Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (bVhJi)

"Go bugfuck, needledick."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

341 325
Was behind some scumbag millennial white dude in a drive-through today.
He had two big stickers on his back window: "Black Lives Matter" and
"This Machine Kills Fascists."

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (64Qju)

If taken literally, he would be running over the pasty-white fascist Antifa soyboys.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

342 qdpsteve

You forgot the ball gag for Fauci

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Z/q4U)

343
Woody Guthrie. What a fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (/nZod)

344 "I had this incredible visceral anger pulse through me and fantasized about grabbing my tire iron," Use a handgun if you're going to get that close to him. I recommend B92.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (qpX6U)

345 I see the City of Minneapolis going into the "Distressed Property" tax lien auction business.
Here's your chance to buy a piece of history - at fire sale prices!
Posted by: jbspry at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (ATe9j)

I can tell you how that works out for your city......

Posted by: Detroit at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Run away? No! Just go along and get along. I'm sure everything will straighten itself out.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (uQ2lA)

347 Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting."

I am quite relieved to hear him say that, actually. I hope he sticks to that message.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (qpX6U)

Tomorrow Fauci: Shopping isn't safe!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

348 re: Fauci
He is purely a hack politician. Look at the link in my nick.

Hint: those people? Are not his patients.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (luzVb)

349 Do you really have to pay to go to HotAir now? And do you think they are making money??

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (jUVms)

350 Monday, I get to lose my lower rear molar due to WUFLU

no fillings allowed in MA

looks like an implant is in my future

And since yesterday at 5 pm, I'm in really bad pain

but no vicodin allowed anymore

thanks losers

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (O+AcM)

351 We need to start over. Take politicians and put them into remedial civics classes.
Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (G4GU9)

We need to start over. Take politicians and put them in stocks then throw rotten food at them. Like watermelons and casabas.
Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (G4GU9)

fify

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (z79tQ)

352 Flogging Fauci lacks panache. He should be required to carry a giant wooden caduceus from his office to the south lawn, scourged, and then crucified.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (H5knJ)

353 What is up with Fauci? Masks bad, masks good, he changes his mind like their socks

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (OjZpE)

354 Every time I hear or see the word MITCHELL, my mind shows me a big Joe Don Baker face. Like Zardoz, only JDB.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (RuIsu)

355 fauci is not the kind of guy you want to be in a fox hole with watching your 6

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)

356 Your move, Mr. Clinesmith.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Holy crap! JackStraw is Jack Bauer!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (sGotD)

357 262 Speaking of Minneapolis, any news on the suburban rape park lately?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (IYZ+m)

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Those are parks inside Minneapolis, not the suburbs.

And yes, the Minneapolis City Council somehow partially saw the light. They passed ordinances to limit, not stop, but limit the number of tents in the parks.

They cleaned the worst of the parks this last week. One park they removed almost 300 tents. Lots of dump trucks filled.

Tuesday they announced they were cleaning Peavey Park, Tuesday night there was a gun battle in the tents, 35 shell casings were found..

BTW, the pregnant woman shot and killed by her boyfriend at Powderhorn Park last month? Her preemie child died after fighting for his life for three weeks.

We are about to get hammered by Thunderstorms here too.

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (+0uDE)

358 Flagging Fauci, didn't they open for Pussy Riot at the Cow Palace?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (Z/q4U)

359
Huh?

What do you mean, this video of a deserted, destroyed Minneapolis isn't being shown on ABCBSNBCNN?

Oh.





Local story, got it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (sy5kK)

360 They never rebuilt Detoilet after the Japs bombed it during the war.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (MeHGG)

361 Dr. Fouchi is sooooo dreamy.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (EgshT)

362 Favorite ace-ism?

"He died of this, and that, but mostly bug-fuckery."

Or something like that.

Posted by: ibguy at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (5FZ/w)

363 277
If they don't waterboard Clinesmith he's going to hold back.

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (Y274z)

Personally I would like to see the Flynn treatment: SWAT at 3:00 a.m.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

364 Re: Fauci, today he says that there is no reason to not conduct in person voting.

At Townhall, via CBS or some such.


"Obey the Experts!"

Cancellation of Fauci in 3, 2, . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (KnJdm)

365 Is Hot Air full blown NeverTrump, or just the tip?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (XTyi0)

366 Citizen, you will be made to care!

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (uQ2lA)

367
Is Hot Air full blown NeverTrump, or just the tip?
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (XTyi0)

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It seems from ace that Sexton isn't. But the rest of the bloggers there are obligate cockivores and have been for years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (/nZod)

368 I just realized I am seriously close to being out of rum.

This must be rectified.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (ZLI7S)

369 That Fauci Townhall article


https://tinyurl.com/yxtd9jhp

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (KnJdm)

370 343
Woody Guthrie. What a fag.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (/nZod)

He and Pete Seeger were a closeted gay couple, weren't they?? Sort of like Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels??

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (bCLt0)

371 Nood bruhilda

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (LgMzo)

372 Re: Fauci, today he says that there is no reason to not conduct in person voting.

At Townhall, via CBS or some such.


"Obey the Experts!"

Cancellation of Fauci in 3, 2, . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (KnJdm)

Trump put Fauci on the Naughty Step, I think.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (NiXyF)

373 Nood.

Posted by: ibguy at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (5FZ/w)

374 I just realized I am seriously close to being out of rum.

This must be rectified.


Don't forget the lash.

Posted by: and the sodomy at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (XTyi0)

375 Minneapolis will never change. In fact, I imagine they'll vote in even more Marxist radicals over the next decade. The bastards just re-elected (Dem primary winner in MN5th AMWAYS wins the general) Ilhan Omar for fuck's sake! They did do even when given a choice between Omar and another reliable hate-America Marxist, who resembles Omar in all ways except sex and her unapologetic anti-Semitism. But, they went with the proven hate-America Marxist, including most of the Jews living in St. Louis Park.

Posted by: PacosMojo at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iMA23)

376 marketwatch.com/cdc director warns america is in for the worst fall we've ever had

Let's just go back to quarantine and see each other when the virus is cured.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (OjZpE)

377
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if those two were sipping penis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (/nZod)

378 >>I've advocated a Constitutional Boot Camp

You want a Constitutional Boot Camp

You'll settle for Constitutional government

You'll get Constitutionally mandated Gulags

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (w2LAm)

379 Shut up and pay your taxes!-your betters

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (uQ2lA)

380 'Is Hot Air full blown NeverTrump, or just the tip?' Well they have apolitical fluff too, on the Jazz Shaw beat. Here's a typical Jazz Shaw story:

"A says B, but C says D. On the one hand, B, but on the other hand, D. Who knows, but we will see!"

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (qpX6U)

381 Actually, the Boy Mayor and the Police Department abolishing city council of Minneapolis decided to NOT Require Paid Property Taxes to get demolition permits.

That doesn't mean they are ISSUING Permits. They are very, very, slow and methodical. I wouldn't be surprised if we see piles of rubble for the next freaking year.

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (+0uDE)

382 Morning radio program played this morning as I was driving home.

"Libyan on a jet plane."
https://youtu.be/fAznAgmifCA

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (Z/q4U)

383 336 >>If they don't waterboard Clinesmith he's going to hold back.

Mr. Clinesmith, I have two options for you.

Option 1. You keep your mouth shut and don't cooperate and I charge you with crimes that could land you a 20 year sentence in a federal prison.

Options 2. You cooperate completely, hold nothing back and tell me everything you know about the conspiracy against Donald Trump and his campaign and I allow you to plead guilty to lesser charges that will give you a maximum of 5 years in a federal prison, maybe less if I think you have gone above and beyond what I want. And remember, I already know everything that happened, I am just looking for corroboration. If I even dream you are lying just once and it's 20 years.

Now personally I hope you hold out and I bring the weight of the DOJ down on you for trying to throw the 2016 and disenfranchise millions of Americans but I am willing to be merciful if you cooperate.

Your move, Mr. Clinesmith.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)


Much hotter than any pron.

Yowza!

Posted by: Americans looking for justice at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

384 Sounds like Dr. Atlas might have scared the shit out of fauci.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (ShAcG)

385 334 Went to Lake of the Ozarks here in Mo a few times. Place is Jumping!!! Guy said they normally get 5 million visitors a year. This year?? 9 million, so far. The reason??? Place is NOT locked down, and people are having FUN!!! And all the Karens of the country weep.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)


I went on a camping trip in southern Missouri once, in the middle of summer. Any ChiCom virus around those parts would get swarmed by the ticks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (yPJob)

386 Do not pay the taxes. Let the city impound the property. Then, once the city cleans up the lot, buy the lot back at auction for the price of the back taxes.

Posted by: Pecos Phil at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (7dIBY)

387 375 Minneapolis will never change. In fact, I imagine they'll vote in even more Marxist radicals over the next decade. The bastards just re-elected (Dem primary winner in MN5th AMWAYS wins the general) Ilhan Omar for fuck's sake! They did do even when given a choice between Omar and another reliable hate-America Marxist, who resembles Omar in all ways except sex and her unapologetic anti-Semitism. But, they went with the proven hate-America Marxist, including most of the Jews living in St. Louis Park.
Posted by: PacosMojo at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iMA23)

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Primaries were Tuesday night. Several incumbent DFL state house members were primaried out by more Progressive Democrat candidates. In other words, woke howling batshit insane commies.

And Ilhan Omar beat her opponent that outspent her 2:1 with 57% of the vote.

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (+0uDE)

388 modelled after poxy peloser's national sadistic socialist punishment party.



Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Mce6+)

389 NOOD you fucking Ludittes!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (rf8LA)

390 Come to think of it, Hillary Clinton wouldn't have been at the inauguration if she could have thought of some way out of it.
How many Democrat Congresspersons missed it deliberately?. I think the entire Black Caucus stayed away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (WkPC9)

391 389
NOOD you fucking Ludittes!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (rf8LA)

Real Live NOOD!

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

392 NOOD you fucking Ludittes!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (rf8LA)

Real Live NOOD!
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

Live NOOD GIRLS even!

(Well, one of those three things are true . . .)

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (NiXyF)

393 The city will look fine with a foot of snow covering everything. But eventually the snow will melt and back to shit hole.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (bhBSF)

394 July and August are the months to avoid camping in MO. A humid low temp of 83 at sunrise is normal.
Of course if you are 29 you just power drink through it with colossal amounts of ice cold beer. And dips in a cold spring fed river if you can more or less swim. More is better.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (RuIsu)

395 Remember what C.S. Lewis said. It would be better to be ruled by robber barons. At least they know that they are the bad guys.

These (government caste) workers are proud of what they do. They pat themselves on the back each night for what a wonderful world they are making.

And it is all FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, of course. Plebs.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (xptlg)

396 308
I was born and raised in Emporia Kansas. At 18 I moved to Wichita where I
spent 5 years before moving to Southern California in 1980. I spent the
next 30 years in the desert southwest before moving to Charleston South
Carolina in 2011. After spending 7 years there I decided to retire and
moved back to Kansas and bought a little shack to grow old in.

My point is this: I've survived 64 years without a Minneapolis, and I calculate that the rest of the country can too.

Forever.
********OK, I gotta ask. Why'd you move back? Family? You decided Kansas was the best place to be? Cheaper housing?
I'm a New Englander, and we're notoriously provincial (no one moves out, although we spend 80% of our time complaining about taxes and big government). I wish I was as adventurous as you've been re; seeing America.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (pmRSz)

397 And I do not give a fuvk if Minneapolis rebuilds or not. The people need to leave it to the rats. I don't have any compassion for the people who voted for this. They can sink with the city. You can't fix stupid or dem.

Posted by: Megthered at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (nN3Qn)

398 383
336Much hotter than any pron.


Yowza!

Posted by: Americans looking for justice

Talking of pron...what do you think of the cheezy 'romantic' photo montages of Joe/Ho: the phony 'honeymoon' smiles, dreamy soul staring into each others' reptilian eye sockets ?

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Mce6+)

399 I don't care if all the urban Leftists wallow in their own filth and continue burning down their neighborhoods. The only things I care about are the Lefties not fleeing and turning other places into shitholes and that the federal government doesn't bail out these Leftist assholes.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (lRrON)

400 330
289

My favorite Ace ism is Bugfuck Insane

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (bVhJi)


I kind of favor "Punch a Baby in the Dick"

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (FZsOX)

401 This is what the logical conclusion of voting for Lefturds results in. May all Lefturds get the same treatment from their own.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (Ju2mK)

402 Buncha whiners. We've got more damage than that in Panama City from 2018's Michael. We're 1/5th the size and we still got more destroyed and unaddressed damage than that and it's been 22 months.
Seriously, that video makes Minn. look unscathed compared to where I live.

Posted by: steve at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (TTy55)

403 I bet that if you dont clear the rubble, you get fined. And, they dont reassess your value.

Posted by: Jean at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (B7KlG)

For First Time Since Covid Shutdowns, Weekly Jobless Claims Fall Below One Million

Light at the end of the tunnel?

First-time claims for unemployment insurance last week fell below 1 million for the first time since March 21 in a sign that the labor market is continuing its recovery from the coronavirus pandemic.

The total claims of 963,000 for the week ended Aug. 8 were well below the estimate of 1.1 million from economists surveyed by Dow Jones. That represented a decline of 228,000 from the previous week’s total.

Jobless claims had totaled above 1 million for 20 consecutive weeks as the U.S. economy went into lockdown to contain Covid-19. The last time the total was below that number was March 14, with 282,000, just as the pandemic declaration first hit.

Below, Pence notes that the Trump/Pence administration posted more new jobs the last three months than in all of Obama/Biden's eight years in office.

Posted by: Ace at 04:47 PM




Comments

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1 BOOM!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (q177U)

2 Always worried that the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (z79tQ)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (ch6++)

4 Hahah, suck it firsters!

TEAM BOOM, BABY!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (q177U)

5 999,999 people file for unemployment!!

Posted by: CNN at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (WvQcX)

6 BOOM!!
Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (q177U)

2 Always worried that the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (z79tQ)

That's what I get for making a comment.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (z79tQ)

7 You're welcome

Posted by: Brock Hussein at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (kVjCi)

8 Time for the MFM to spin up the next crisis.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (LGXGf)

9 Mask up, we can fix this!

Posted by: Sleepy Joey "Fingers" Bribem at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (eTZoJ)

10 This is why they want more shutdowns and to cancel fall sports.

Stop the recovery at all costs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (cfSRQ)

11 Please stick that magic wand up my ass.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (r+ov6)

12 Since the GOVERNMENT OVERREACTION to the Chinese flu.


FIXORD.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 04:49 PM (pw+jk)

13 Good news.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 14, 2020 04:49 PM (0OmEj)

14 Yeah but what about saved or created?

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 14, 2020 04:49 PM (AiZBA)

15 Yowser yowser yowser!

Posted by: Dad of Six at August 14, 2020 04:49 PM (ZTfzS)

16 This is the direct result of all of the work, effort, and sweat that Barack and I put in.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 04:49 PM (DMUuz)

17 Mika hates this news

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 04:49 PM (LgMzo)

18 Apologies for early OT, but this, Clinesmith, and the 9th Circuit magazine ban decision make this a great day of entrumpening.


Willowed.

319
259

A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday

threw out California's ban on high-capacity ammunition magazines, saying

the law violates the U.S. Constitution's protection of the right to

bear firearms.





"Even well-intentioned laws must pass constitutional muster," appellate Judge Kenneth Lee wrote for the panel's majority.



Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (X5CsJ)

Expect
an en banc rehearing, which may make this short-lived. But for the time
being, they applied strict scrutiny to CA's infringement, which is a
welcome change from other circuits, and may become a circuit split to
make SCOTUS finally determine that the 2A is not so different as other
fundamental liberties that require strict scrutiny to pass
constitutional muster.
It is a victory. But it may be a temporary victory of a battle in the long war.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (KnJdm)

19
Traffic has been returning to the roads at rush hour, progressively, for six weeks at least. San Diego County.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (xvAxW)

20 Those jobs must have been *shovel ready*....

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (gtatv)

21 Weird how all the numbers are going against "expert" predictions and are "unexpected", huh?

Are these the same people doing the polls?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (BxH25)

22 It's the Taggart Tunnel. That light is the Army Special.

Posted by: MCPR at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (P4gmz)

23 Biden/Obama

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (FZYNt)

24 Fucking Abbott will probably shut down Texas now.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (nFRLh)

25 China: Communist party razes Uiyghur mosque and installs a public toilet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (fIHXk)

26 Recovery hummer!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (9vQJW)

27 Seems in this area of the mid Atlantic coast restaurants have been totally smacked down by the League of Ordinary Governors Wolf, Murphy and Cuomo

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 04:51 PM (OjZpE)

28 Biden to take credit for this in 3...2...1..

Posted by: IC at August 14, 2020 04:51 PM (a0IVu)

29 24 Fucking Abbott will probably shut down Texas now.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

Costello couldn't be reached for comment

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 04:51 PM (FZYNt)

30 >>>Please stick that magic wand up my ass.
Posted by: B. H. Obama at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (r+ov6)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OBAMA IS A CLOSETED GAY MAN THAT LIKE OTHER MEN TO INSERT THEIR PENISES IN HIS ANAL CAVITY!!

Posted by: BEN ROSENBERGER at August 14, 2020 04:51 PM (q177U)

31 "Second wave" on the way

The MFM

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 04:51 PM (HwiWi)

32 Whenever it's good news, it is "unexpected".
Unless there's a D in the White House.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (z79tQ)

33 2 Always worried that the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (z79tQ)

===
We were mountain biking and to not have to climb about 1500 feet we decided to go through a train tunnel that went through the mountain. There was just enough room for a train. So I'm peddling as fast as I can and I look up and see a light. I yell "I see light at the end of the tunnel." thinking I was oh so clever. The guy who knew the trail says "Nope. That is just the light in the middle."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (pw+jk)

34 Shut down II, electric boogaloo is due.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (WvQcX)

35 Whenever it's good news, it is "unexpected".

Unless there's a D in the White House.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (z79tQ)

===
See also bad news when there is a donk in the White House.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (pw+jk)

36 I've seen one of the lefty PACs airing a commercial touting how many jobs have been lost under Trump.

Yeah, you all figured out his real plan. Trump finally righted the economic ship that Obama/Biden would only begrudgingly talk about, reached record employment numbers, and then burned the whole thing down.
I hate these effing asswipe leftists with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (ch6++)

37 Dropped by Brent's deli in the SFV. $18.50 for a corned beef sammitch?
No. Buh-bye!

Posted by: getting the banned back together, no deli today at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (8MWIX)

38 At least it's fun watching the Dems have to come out against jobs and peace treaties.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (WvQcX)

39 Pence's refusal to wear a mask on TV makes him a menace to society.

Posted by: Journalist Karen at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (Tnijr)

40
Last time a judge granted an injunction against California's magazine capacity restriction law, there was a period of about a week where high cap
mags could be mail-ordered to CA, and I didn't know about it until it was over.

This time I'll be watching. Like a shit-hawk.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2020 04:54 PM (xvAxW)

41
Man, that "Metabolic Renewal" ad on the main page is just ruthlessly racist:

"Wopmen Over 35: One Cup of (This) Burns Belly Fat Overnight"

They act like all Italian dudes are fat. And they even just come out and say "wop." Probably dropped a hard "W" on it, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 04:54 PM (/nZod)

42 Thank you, Sir.

May I have another?

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 14, 2020 04:54 PM (jEV5Y)

43 Democrats hardest hit.

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 04:54 PM (q177U)

44 Vice-President Pence should ask Joe and Kameltoe:

"How does my VP ass taste now?".....

Also, where is the Kameltoe Harris sex tape? You know there has to be a few floating around somewhere.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 04:54 PM (Z+IKu)

45 Winning!

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 04:55 PM (4J1oK)

46 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OBAMA IS A CLOSETED GAY MAN THAT LIKE OTHER MEN TO INSERT THEIR PENISES IN HIS ANAL CAVITY!!

Posted by: BEN ROSENBERGER at August 14, 2020 04:51 PM (q177U)


Score: 6.2 from the east german judge

Posted by: The East German Judge at August 14, 2020 04:55 PM (ZSK0i)

47 So now that the curve has finally been flattened but good, why does everyone suddenly have to wear a mask for the next 90 plus daze?

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 04:55 PM (LGXGf)

48
$18.50 for a corned beef sammitch?

-------

Wut? For corned beef? AFAIK, nobody makes corned beef out of prime cuts of Wagyu.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 04:55 PM (/nZod)

49 Even with all of the resistance Trump actually seems to deliver.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 04:55 PM (cZjDV)

50 Mika: REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

51 So last week's Covid panic-induced depression metric wasn't quite as bad as in the preceding weeks.

Yay?

Like saying the stabbing victim is recovering because he only lost 1/4 pint of blood in the last 10 minutes compared to the preceding 10 minutes.

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 04:56 PM (786Ro)

52 Would have paid $20 bucks for the Carnegie Deli corned beef - it would have fed a family of four. Too bad they closed.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 04:56 PM (nFRLh)

53 Like saying the stabbing victim is recovering because he only lost 1/4 pint of blood in the last 10 minutes compared to the preceding 10 minutes.

So, there's hope?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)

54 (Reuters)
- The U.S. economy will expand at a much faster rate in the current
quarter than previously expected, but the outlook looks weaker for
growth and job creation in the fourth quarter and beyond, according to a
Philadelphia Federal Reserve survey released on Friday.
The
Philly Fed's quarterly Survey of Professional Forecasters predicted
growth in the current third quarter will come in at a 19.1% annualized
rate, nearly double the previous forecast for a 10.6% expansion from
July through September.



Oh dear, that doesn't look good for the left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 04:56 PM (iiQCS)

55 For First Time Since Covid Shutdowns, Weekly Jobless Claims Fall Below One Million

-
This cannot stand.

Posted by: Malig Nancy at August 14, 2020 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

56 Crumbs for Deplorables




/s

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 04:57 PM (JvZF+)

57 (Reuters) - U.S. factory output increased more than expected in July, boosted by a surge in motor vehicle production.


The Federal Reserve said on Friday manufacturing production rose 3.4% lastmonth after advancing 7.4% in June. Economists polled by Reuters hadforecast manufacturing output increasing 3.0% in July.





Unexpectedly, comrades!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 04:57 PM (iiQCS)

58 Posted by: getting the banned back together, no deli today at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (8MWIX)


Where in the SFV is Brent's

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 14, 2020 04:57 PM (2HOsT)

59 Democrats do so hate good news.

Reminds me of Algore during the '92 campaign: "Everything that's s'posed to be up is down, everthang that's s'posed to be down, is UP!"

Sure Al. Sure.

By the way, the masseuse said pull your pants up. She's not going to release your chakra for you.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:57 PM (hku12)

60 Out of 20 Members of Facebook's Fact-Checking Board Have Ties to George Soros

-
Well, I'm reassured.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

61 All this good news means is that the Democratic Party will redouble their efforts to cripple the economy leading up to November.

The entire absurd Covid-19 panic is simply a mechanism to induce a recession and reverse Trump historical economic gains. Period. The Dems know from long analysis that incumbents win when the economy is good, basically 100% of the time. Their ONLY chance to defeat Trump is to ruin the economy, and fast.

SO they did that but the whole "shutdown" thing spiraled out of control and now they can't stop it -- even though MOST of the people enduring the worst effect from the shutdown are in the Dem voter constituency (urban dwellers, minorities, etc.).

Ho matter. THe Dems CAN'T let the economy bounce back before November, or they know they are doomed electorally.

So watch them over the next four months go MAX DESTRUCTION on the American economy, regardless of who suffers. Sacrifices must be made for the greater good! THe ends justify the means!

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (HEEq1)

62 As predicted, HBO Max has a warning for Blazing Saddles so you won't become racist watching it.

Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

63 Manufacturing production rose....and Grammie Winger says make my damn fridge then

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (nFRLh)

64 54 (Reuters)
- The U.S. economy will expand at a much faster rate in the current
quarter than previously expected, but the outlook looks weaker for
growth and job creation in the fourth quarter and beyond, according to a
Philadelphia Federal Reserve survey released on Friday.
The
Philly Fed's quarterly Survey of Professional Forecasters predicted
growth in the current third quarter will come in at a 19.1% annualized
rate, nearly double the previous forecast for a 10.6% expansion from
July through September.



Oh dear, that doesn't look good for the left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 04:56 PM (iiQCS)

=========

Why do you think California started locking down again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (UWqZJ)

65 So now that the curve has finally been flattened but good, why does everyone suddenly have to wear a mask for the next 90 plus daze?
Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 04:55 PM (LGXGf)

Control. Page 1 in the commie handbook.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (FJRRw)

66 Today we reached another grim milestone...Wait, what?

Posted by: The MSM at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (PiwSw)

67 There's a half-pound of meat on there!

Fugedaboutit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (JvZF+)

68 Economic Gainzzz ace!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (bCLt0)

69 61 No matter. THe Dems CAN'T let the economy bounce back before November, or they know they are doomed electorally.

So watch them over the next four months go MAX DESTRUCTION on the American economy, regardless of who suffers. Sacrifices must be made for the greater good! THe ends justify the means!
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (HEEq1)

==========

"This is Trump's fault!"
-Gavin Newsome, strangling the California economy on television

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (UWqZJ)

70 "We've created more jobs in the last 3 months than Joe Biden and Barack Obama created in their 8 years in office"

Wow! Just Wow!

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (+0uDE)

71 Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

Don't hold your breath, believe it or not, we have a ways to go yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (eTZoJ)

72 CDC is warning this fall will see COVID cases rise bigly.

I don't know what to believe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

73 62 As predicted, HBO Max has a warning for Blazing Saddles so you won't become racist watching it.

Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)


Now do one for Animal House "May we dance wif yo dates?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (PiwSw)

74 Didn't hear until Rush that Kameltoe said the entire booming economy Trump inherited was from Barky and Crazy old Joe and Trump has trashed it with this Covid-19 debacle.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (OjZpE)

75 Their ONLY chance to defeat Trump is to ruin the economy, and fast.***
Their only real chance is a fraudulent Vote by Mail travesty.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (LGXGf)

76 Please stick that magic wand up my ass.
Posted by: B. H. Obam

How about a mouse? Armageddon!

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 05:01 PM (786Ro)

77 37 Dropped by Brent's deli in the SFV. $18.50 for a corned beef sammitch?
No. Buh-bye!
Posted by: getting the banned back together, no deli today at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (8MWIX)
**********
The sammich didn't get served with wonderful tata's?

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 05:01 PM (Y274z)

78 Great. Yuge thunderstorm and major lightning now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

79 Why do you think California started locking down again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 04:59 PM (UWqZJ)


It's exactly what all of the renewed hysteria is over Flu Manchu. That and the looting to destroy businesses.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 05:01 PM (iiQCS)

80
"This is Trump's fault!"
-Gavin Newsome, strangling the California economy on television
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The only way a Democratic politician can be ruined by a scandal is if he is caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (HEEq1)

81 Light at the end of the tunnel?

Are you insane? Didn't you listen to Mika?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (ExV1e)

82 75 Their ONLY chance to defeat Trump is to ruin the economy, and fast.***
Their only real chance is a fraudulent Vote by Mail travesty.
Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (LGXGf)

=========

So, you're saying that they're acting like they believe the public polls?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (UWqZJ)

83 Reading about my erstwhile state of Illinois, sounds like the Guv Jabba is gearing for another lockdown, declaring counties on his 'Rona Warning List!!! That guys Inner Fascist is really in full bloom.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (bCLt0)

84 72 CDC is warning this fall will see COVID cases rise bigly.


cases don't matter

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (j9HX3)

85 Didn't listen to the whole statement, but Pence comparison pretty misleading without context - similar if not as absurd as the Dems claiming Trump has had worst unemployment since Depression.

Since it (job loss) was 100% artificial (and short-term) in nature, they supported the policies causing it (and then some), and mostly because of course Trump presided over one of the lowest unemployment (in peace-time) rates since the Depression.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (OTzUX)

86 Jane, it's all about the election.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (PisyI)

87 72 CDC is warning this fall will see COVID cases rise bigly.

I don't know what to believe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

CASES will most certainly rise.
Hospitalizations and Deaths, however will not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (W2Pud)

88 71 Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

Don't hold your breath, believe it or not, we have a ways to go yet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (eTZoJ)

We haven't even reached base camp!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

89 CDC is warning planning this fall will see COVID cases rise bigly.

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (786Ro)

90 80
"This is Trump's fault!"
-Gavin Newsome, strangling the California economy on television
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The only way a Democratic politician can be ruined by a scandal is if he is caught with a dead girl or a live boy.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (HEEq1)

=========

In California, I believe both may now be resume enhancers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (UWqZJ)

91 CASES will most certainly rise.
Hospitalizations and Deaths, however will not.


that was what I meant!

better explanation from our Nurse!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 14, 2020 05:03 PM (j9HX3)

92 And the CDC is crap.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 05:03 PM (PisyI)

93 "dead girl or a live boy" - Democrats embrace the power of, "and".

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 05:03 PM (nFRLh)

94 Would have paid $20 bucks for the Carnegie Deli corned beef - it would have fed a family of four. Too bad they closed.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

$20

Hahahaahah~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 05:03 PM (S+F2a)

95 72 CDC is warning this fall will see COVID cases rise bigly.

I don't know what to believe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

Well, it's the CDC Jane, so I would assume they are in full Panic Mongerin Mode.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:03 PM (bCLt0)

96 85 Didn't listen to the whole statement, but Pence comparison pretty misleading without context - similar if not as absurd as the Dems claiming Trump has had worst unemployment since Depression.

Since it (job loss) was 100% artificial (and short-term) in nature, they supported the policies causing it (and then some), and mostly because of course Trump presided over one of the lowest unemployment (in peace-time) rates since the Depression.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (OTzUX)

==========

It's technically true, and a great soundbite.

He's not arguing economics, but making an emotional appeal to the audience that the economy is still in the right hands.

It's politics. I'm good with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (UWqZJ)

97 Good grief. Marie Harf is on The Five. Wish Katie Pavlich was in the same studio and could hit her with a chair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

98 All Democrat and some Republican governors tyrants to close down and ban all businesses in their states in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (Nx+1R)

99 >>I don't know what to believe.


Ususally a safe bet to believe anyone in the Government Agency who is there to 'help' you.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (qxpAF)

100 >>>>Light at the end of the tunnel?


Somehow I doubt it. Since it sounds like even Texas is locking down shit again from people here talking about Abbott. You've got dipshit DeWine forcing a 10pm last call. Their useless mask mandates aren't working so they're going to start forcing stuff to close down again because they can't control a fucking virus like their magic thinking tells them they can.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (d0WgS)

101 Hahahahahahaha


Hillary says she's 'ready to serve' in a Biden administration.


Someone should tell Joe that having to backstabbing bitches our to kill him is a bad idea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 05:05 PM (WvQcX)

102 93 "dead girl or a live boy" - Democrats embrace the power of, "and".
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

Oooooh, a bisexual necrophilia threesome. I'm getting all tingly in my boo-boo zone.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:05 PM (HEEq1)

103 rhomboid - logic in these times is punishable by being placed in the stocks or a week with antifa in Seattle.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 05:05 PM (nFRLh)

104 Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah..."racist." The Black Sheriff is smarter than everyone else, wins the day and gets to sleep with the hottie.

Some racism!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2020 05:05 PM (xT2tT)

105 Stopping a cold virus. Yeah, run with that.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:05 PM (bCLt0)

106 Trump has gone to see his brother Robert who has been hospitalized. He's very close to his brother. Hope he'll be okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:06 PM (ptqGC)

107 104 Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah..."racist." The Black Sheriff is smarter than everyone else, wins the day and gets to sleep with the hottie.

Some racism!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2020 05:05 PM (xT2tT)

=======

All the racists get their asses handed to them and learn that blacks are just as good as whites.

There's the problem. The equality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 05:06 PM (UWqZJ)

108 97 Good grief. Marie Harf is on The Five. Wish Katie Pavlich was in the same studio and could hit her with a chair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

_____________



Tire Iron is the new Chair.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 05:06 PM (Nx+1R)

109 Two. And out.


Fat fingers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 05:06 PM (WvQcX)

110 We ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 14, 2020 05:06 PM (U2zca)

111 104 Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah..."racist." The Black Sheriff is smarter than everyone else, wins the day and gets to sleep with the hottie.

Some racism!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2020 05:05 PM (xT2tT)


Mel Brooks turned me racist!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:06 PM (bCLt0)

112 For First Time Since Covid Shutdowns, Weekly Jobless Claims Fall Below One Million

Nothing can keep my economy down! You're welcome.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (pbStR)

113 106 Trump has gone to see his brother Robert who has been hospitalized. He's very close to his brother. Hope he'll be okay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

THe Dems are all bneathless with excitement hoping that Trump's brother has Covid and dies from it. You'll see mass ecstasy if that happens.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (HEEq1)

114 It is racist against the gays tho.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (XTyi0)

115 That pence tweet is dumb since it opens up the reply of more jobs were lost in one month under Trump then in x years under every other president or whatever.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (t55/8)

116 He's not arguing economics, but making an emotional appeal to the audience that the economy is still in the right hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (UWqZJ)

And it is a common play from the Democrat playbook. I see nothing wrong with it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (xT2tT)

117 >>Didn't listen to the whole statement, but Pence comparison pretty misleading without context - similar if not as absurd as the Dems claiming Trump has had worst unemployment since Depression.


Yes and no.

BOTH Recessions were obviously out of the ble as far as timing/preparedness.

Under Trump, the Economy was actually fine, the problem was the "Pandemic". So, +1 for Trump Economy and +1 for the Bounceback.

Obama's Green Shoots Economic Recovery never grew into anything but subsidies to companies like Solyndra and some tony Highway Signage.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:08 PM (rXxbF)

118 Not a scientific survey, but in my twee manicured town, I see Trump flags flying with abandon, but not one Biden sign. Even the =/rainbow/COEXIST people aren't jazzed enough about this cycle to feign excitement.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 05:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

119 114 It is racist against the gays tho.
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (XTyi0)

Mongo was Gay???

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:08 PM (bCLt0)

120 Nah, Alabama, Hillary is auditioning for Kamala's VP.


"Breaking news,President Harris accidently cut her throat while shaving, Hillary is now president."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 05:08 PM (cZjDV)

121 I can't see Hillary and Kamala in the same administration.

That's like Linda Evans vs Joan Collins. Or Evita Peron vs Winnie Mandela. Queen bee syndrome or something.

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 05:08 PM (786Ro)

122 Light at the end of the tunnel could be an oncoming train. Just sayin.... I am mayhem ya know.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 05:08 PM (Vxu+H)

123 116 He's not arguing economics, but making an emotional appeal to the audience that the economy is still in the right hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (UWqZJ)

And it is a common play from the Democrat playbook. I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (xT2tT)

========

Neither do I.

Our side needs to do this more.

When Democrats say, "Well, the comparison isn't apt because the situations aren't the same..." they're slowing things down and trying to explain.

Explaining is dying in politics. Lead with the punch and move on to the next.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 05:09 PM (UWqZJ)

124 Marie Harf is uptalking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

125 Expecting a Viable Vaccine for a Cold is pretty f'n stupid.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:09 PM (rXxbF)

126 This only happened because everyone died of net neutrality, gun violence and COVID.

There's no one left to apply for jobs.

Biden is going to raise everyone from the dead though and fix it.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 14, 2020 05:09 PM (rw1l7)

127 Candygram for Mongo!

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 05:09 PM (XTyi0)

128 It is racist against the gays tho.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (XTyi0)


The Irish ahem....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (iiQCS)

129 Marie Harf nedds a good spanking, with a ball gag as she needs to STFU.

And I only watched it 15 seconds

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (OjZpE)

130 Mongo like candy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

131 Their only real chance is a fraudulent Vote by Mail travesty.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:00 PM (LGXGf)


=========


So, you're saying that they're acting like they believe the public polls?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 05:02 PM (UWqZJ)***
Quite the opposite. The dems and the MFM (birp) realize their polls are crap. If they really believed Slo mo was leading DJT, there wouldn't be any need for all of their lies and a mail vote.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (LGXGf)

132 118 Not a scientific survey, but in my twee manicured town, I see Trump flags flying with abandon, but not one Biden sign. Even the =/rainbow/COEXIST people aren't jazzed enough about this cycle to feign excitement.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

I haven't yet seen a single Trump sign or sticker here is Liberal Central -- but on the other hand, I've only ever seen one Biden sign either. ONE. Just one, ever.

This neighborhood is lousy with Bernie signs and BLM signs. But Biden? Zilch.

There is ZERO enthusiasm for him among the liberal base.

All I can hope is that this lack of enthusiasm will suppress the Dem vote totals in Swing States.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (HEEq1)

133 "And it's like a slow moving train going down the tracks that are behind the slowest moving steamer ship in a line of slowest moving ships"

This fell out of pelosi's mouth during one of her pressers.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (ShAcG)

134 "the sheriff is NEAR!"

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (W2Pud)

135 So they brought kamala in cause they think she'll be the untouchable attack dog.

Because they are stupid people who are stupid and stupidly think Trump/Pence won't fight back

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (aO8Gd)

136 125 Expecting a Viable Vaccine for a Cold is pretty f'n stupid.
Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:09 PM (rXxbF)

Word. I've been saying this for, like, ever, but people are so hysterical that they will buy ANY bullshit by now.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (bCLt0)

137 As predicted, HBO Max has a warning for Blazing Saddles so you won't become racist watching it.


Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

But they still don't have an app for Fire TV or Roku, so HBO Max may be hovering near peak stupid.That said, try to have all your favorite movies on physical media.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (uhPTO)

138 The French Mistake!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

139
Light at the end of the tunnel?

Shut down the country!!!

Posted by: Neal Cash and Carry at August 14, 2020 05:11 PM (aKsyK)

140 Of course the CDC doesn't know, and it's judgment is not really to be taken all that seriously, unfortunately, but beyond that, "cases" are a multi-layered mess. They don't *have* to be, though given the limits of testing technology they should be expressed in at least 2-4 "types".

CLI (COVID-Like Illnesses) are a much better (and more relevant) thermometer for trends. This is a count given to feds by hospitals that has no lag (same day), has a fairly reasonable and uniform definition (some states are lumping in PCR tests with serological tests, which is unbelievable), and is very concretely related to all that matters, acute cases and deaths.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:11 PM (OTzUX)

141 132

Same here. The super ultra woke houses in my hood with every left slogan on their cars and lawns have no Biden stuff, at all.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:11 PM (t55/8)

142 It is racist against the gays tho.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (XTyi0)


The Irish ahem....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 05:10 PM (iiQCS)


What's the difference??

*ducks and leaves*

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 05:12 PM (hku12)

143 "Seattle BLM protesters to strangers: 'Give up your house. Give black people back their homes.'"

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:12 PM (h7ejD)

144 Just imagine what the numbers would be if the blue state governors weren't repressing their people.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 14, 2020 05:12 PM (nu45M)

145 8 Time for the MFM to spin up the next crisis.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (LGXGf)

___________



Close every store in the country until the election. If it saves just one life from Trump killing people by advocating ingestion of fish tank cleaner -- it will be worth it!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 05:12 PM (Nx+1R)

146 "Light at the end of the tunnel?"




Let's hope.

With Democrats allowed to freely roam the Earth, I tend to think Metallica is correct on this issue:

https://tinyurl.com/No-Leaf-Clover

"Then it comes to be
that the soothing light
at the end of your tunnel
was just a freight train coming your way . . . "

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 05:13 PM (BM2fS)

147 137

I have both Fire stick and Roku and have hbo on both.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:13 PM (t55/8)

148 143 "Seattle BLM protesters to strangers: 'Give up your house. Give black people back their homes.'"
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:12 PM (h7ejD)


Having a bit of a problem with the " their" part.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:13 PM (bCLt0)

149 Obama's Green Shoots Economic Recovery never grew into anything but subsidies to companies like Solyndra and some tony Highway Signage.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:08 PM (rXxbF)

------------------

Recovery Summer:
Born: 2009
Died: 2017

Good friggin' riddance.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 05:13 PM (ch6++)

150 Pence needs to bring this same energy to the debates.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 14, 2020 05:14 PM (AouXo)

151 Read last night: McTurtle the Judicious
has confirmed 8,999 judges.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:14 PM (h7ejD)

152 "Seattle BLM protesters to strangers: 'Give up your house. Give black people back their homes.'"

Posted by: Braenyard




Seattle homeowner:

"Welp, I've been looking at mounting a 20 mm Vulcan cannon on my roof for awhile now. Guess I'll get to it."

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 05:14 PM (BM2fS)

153 I swear that dead boy was identifying as a live girl when we went into the room.



Posted by: DNC Delegate at August 14, 2020 05:14 PM (unn44)

154 141 132

Same here. The super ultra woke houses in my hood with every left slogan on their cars and lawns have no Biden stuff, at all.
Posted by: Asshoes

I think our similar experiences are commonplace, coast to coast. I doubt there is ANY hardcore "Biden Zone" anywhere in the country. Neighborhoods are either pro-Trump, or anti-Trump, or mixed pro- and anti-Trump. Biden plays absolutely no role in it.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:14 PM (HEEq1)

155 "Seattle BLM protesters to strangers: 'Give up your house. Give black people back their homes.'"Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:12 PM (h7ejD)***
That should be popular. Speaking of which, Burn Loot and Murder is going to shut down the Dan Ryan expressway (Chicago) again tomorrow. Got an emergency? Tough luck!

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:14 PM (LGXGf)

156 A vaccine for C19 is not even a game-changer, given the realities of it (= bad flu season in many places, kind of an
"extra" flu season in others, plus a wildly skewed demographic impact that makes it much easier to deal with).

That leaves aside the prospects for an effective and safe vaccine.

But common sense and real epidemiology and public health - and perspective on risk - have been thrown out in all this, by almost everyone.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:15 PM (OTzUX)

157 Having a bit of a problem with the " their" part.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:13 PM (bCLt0)
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Yes, I have something for them but they probably won't like it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:15 PM (h7ejD)

158 > Read last night: McTurtle the Judicious
has confirmed 8,999 judges.

The 9th Circus (of all places) throwing out the KKKommiefornia ban on high-capacity magazines today is fruit of that, I believe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 05:15 PM (unn44)

159 Vulcan checks the "overkill" box.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 05:15 PM (RuIsu)

160 I'm in love with zombie.

I'd make her a sammich anytime she wants one.

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 05:16 PM (Y274z)

161 I've seen more Trump signage than Biden.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 05:16 PM (cZjDV)

162 158

Read last night: McTurtle the Judicious
has confirmed 8,999 judges.

The 9th Circus (of all places) throwing out the KKKommiefornia ban on high-capacity magazines today is fruit of that, I believe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 05:15 PM (unn44)


Now we need to get them to okay belt- feed.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 05:16 PM (bCLt0)

163 > "Seattle BLM protesters to strangers: 'Give up your house. Give black people back their homes.'"

What do you mean "their", black white men?

Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:17 PM (unn44)

164 I think our similar experiences are commonplace,
coast to coast. I doubt there is ANY hardcore "Biden Zone" anywhere in
the country. Neighborhoods are either pro-Trump, or anti-Trump, or mixed
pro- and anti-Trump. Biden plays absolutely no role in it.

Posted by: zombie

Here in the heart of NoVa, I've seen a grand total of 1 Biden bumper sticker. Of course, I don't drive much anymore.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 05:17 PM (v16oJ)

165 My neighborhood has two biden signs,no trump signs.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 05:18 PM (PisyI)

166 Ghislaine hasn't killed herself yet.

WTF Rover?

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 05:18 PM (Y274z)

167 100:1 Trump to Biden signs 8n my neck of the woods.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 05:19 PM (fIHXk)

168 So the developing development developed into this?

Posted by: freaked at August 14, 2020 05:19 PM (Tnijr)

169 Sorry for missing the GAINZZZ thread

Posted by: Ruth Vader Ginsberg at August 14, 2020 05:19 PM (786Ro)

170 141
132



Same here. The super ultra woke houses in my hood with every left slogan on their cars and lawns have no Biden stuff, at all.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:11 PM (t55/
Funny now that you mention it. All kinds of state and local yard signs for leftists. No Biden signs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Cannon Hinnant #sayhisname at August 14, 2020 05:19 PM (N39Ws)

171 Klaftern, I disagree. Flak 88 is overkill, 20mm gatling is just in the sweet spot.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 05:19 PM (cZjDV)

172 The UI numbers are down a couple hundred thousand because they've been Covided.

toes up

Posted by: leftards at August 14, 2020 05:19 PM (Y274z)

173 the area the BLM crazies is the Central District. it most certainly was the ghetto 30 years ago. It started gentrifying 20 years ago and is now one of the nicer neighborhoods in the city. Old, run down homes, mostly owned by blacks were purchased, renovated or torn down and replaced, and lived in. There are a lot of gays and young families there now. The streets are clean, the yards are well kept... there are lovely little parks and community p-patches.

the blacks sold their homes and moved south. fair and square.

what stands now isn't theirs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 05:19 PM (W2Pud)

174 Haven't checked details yet, but 9th's panel decision probably actually *not* a result of recent personnel changes. Every once in a while the random drawing for panels results in a rational lawful decision. There was a yuuuge one on concealed carry a few years back, written specifically to dare the 9th to overturn it en banc, by basically incorporating most of Heller. Of course the en banc overturned it without breaking a sweat, and mindful that of all SCOTUS rulings in history, Heller is basically moot and SCOTUS won't police its enforcement.

I think the "tribal" balance on the 9th still barely favors the authoritarian social engineers. But much closer than before.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:21 PM (OTzUX)

175 As predicted, HBO Max has a warning for Blazing Saddles so you won't become racist watching it.

Yet we still haven't reached Peak Stupid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)


Now do one for Animal House "May we dance wif yo dates?"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

And Leave It To Beaver. "In the repressed '50s under Republican Eisenhower, we weren't allowed to reveal ourselves as perverts so you will see no QWERTYs, trannies, or kiddie diddlers. We regret their exclusion."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)

176 So I previously mentioned the higher-up who emailed us all about teleworking from the deck of his lake house where he has a swamp cooler for his outdoor kitchen. His latest missive talks about how he likes to relax by going for a drive in his luxury ATV that costs as much as a car. (Not HIS car, I'm sure. A prole's car.)

I wonder if he has any idea at all how that comes across.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 14, 2020 05:21 PM (rWZ8Y)

177 We have a Trump flag in our living room. I have not seen any poltical stickers, occasionally a blm or i cant breathe scribbled in chalk on the street.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 14, 2020 05:21 PM (4vNgL)

178 20 mm = 2000 meters

88mm = 15000 meters

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 05:21 PM (Y274z)

179 Decided today anyone I find says they are voting for Biden I will tell them don't kid yourself your voting for Harris the slut for President.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 05:22 PM (OjZpE)

180 Expecting a Viable Vaccine for a Cold is pretty f'n stupid.
====

Pence was on Limbaugh today and I swear I heard him say they were mass manufacturing all the vaccines under testing now so that millions of doses will be available on day one.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 05:22 PM (iydjf)

181 blm using the palestinian playbook.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 05:22 PM (ShAcG)

182 A new C19 realism website (rationalground.com) has a ticker across the top with the CLI numbers for the states, that is, the change therein. Worth a look for anyone afraid of Twitter cooties but wanting to see what some of the "skeptics" are saying.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:23 PM (OTzUX)

183 Would have paid $20 bucks for the Carnegie Deli corned beef - it would have fed a family of four. Too bad they closed.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 04:56 PM (nFRLh)

I ordered one of those when we went there, the waitress looked at me and said, "Nah, I'm not gonna let you order that, you get a half sandwich."

"Why?"

"You can't eat a whole so I won't let you order it." After I stuffed myself with the half she walked by the table and said, "What did I tell ya, was I right or what?"

Good sandwich, great waitress. We left her a nice tip.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 14, 2020 05:23 PM (nu45M)

184 Walls closing in, drumph finished, etc etc

Posted by: brak at August 14, 2020 05:23 PM (Xh5xs)

185 I see Bernie sign....even Obama sign....but no Biden sign.

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 05:23 PM (Y274z)

186 176
So I previously mentioned the higher-up who emailed us all about
teleworking from the deck of his lake house where he has a swamp cooler
for his outdoor kitchen. His latest missive talks about how he likes to
relax by going for a drive in his luxury ATV that costs as much as a
car. (Not HIS car, I'm sure. A prole's car.)



I wonder if he has any idea at all how that comes across.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 14, 2020 05:21 PM (rWZ8Y)
At this point its time to send a message. If by any chance 1) he has an office, 2) it is unlocked, 3) has a glass top on his desk --- when the office is cleared out trousers and leave a "kissy print" on his desk.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Cannon Hinnant #sayhisname at August 14, 2020 05:23 PM (N39Ws)

187 And just like that, corrupt Cook County Vote by Mail instructions found in today's delivery. I guess the old daze of simply counting until you get the desired result are over.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:24 PM (LGXGf)

188
Ghislaine hasn't killed herself yet.

WTF Rover?
Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 05:18 PM (Y274z)

-----------

Soon.

Posted by: Grim Death, Handmaiden of Hillary at August 14, 2020 05:24 PM (/nZod)

189 People are saying, F it, I'm not going to ruin my family so I'm going back to work and the kids are going back to school. All with precautions of course.
And the $600 is over, and not many people are demanding it back. Enough is enough.
I noted that the teacher unions suddenly saw the light when Trump said he was going to arrange for the ed money to follow the kid, not the student!!

Posted by: PJ at August 14, 2020 05:24 PM (qlTN9)

190 I'd like to mount the USS Iowa 16=inch guns on my roof, and fire them in a coordinate barrage.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:24 PM (HEEq1)

191 No Mr Biden, I expect you to die.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

192
"Why?"

"You can't eat a whole so I won't let you order it." After I stuffed myself with the half she walked by the table and said, "What did I tell ya, was I right or what?"

Good sandwich, great waitress. We left her a nice tip.


Same thing happened to our family when we went there. So we halved our order and still could only eat a quarter of that.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 05:25 PM (TdMsT)

193 I wonder if he has any idea at all how that comes across.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 14, 2020 05:21 PM (rWZ8Y)

The older I get the more I understand the French Revolution. Don't agree at all, but I understand.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 14, 2020 05:25 PM (nu45M)

194 I live downtown in a small city which is very liberal. But surrounded by a very conservative county. My neighbors are nuts for the most part but I like walking to things and living in a 150 year old house so I put up with it.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:25 PM (t55/8)

195 Pretty funny tweet by a FL state legislator.

https://twitter.com/AnthonySabatini/status/1294292182078193665

(the Russian part says "Whoever can read this, I adore Vladimir Putin!")

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:25 PM (OTzUX)

196 A Swamp cooler is a fishtank pump and a fan.

Don't be too jealous.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:25 PM (3WQW0)

197 'd like to mount the USS Iowa 16=inch guns on my roof, and fire them in a coordinate barrage.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:24 PM (HEEq1)

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Twin 40mm mount.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:26 PM (cfSRQ)

198
I know what Pence is getting at, but this is a pet peeve of mine, that I picked up from my mom (who, oddly was a lifelong Democrat til 200...

Government is no more capable of job creation than a man is capable of birthing a child. Their entire existence is a net economic loss we incur for other perceived benefit.

It always raises my hackles when a politician claims to be a job creator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 05:27 PM (/nZod)

199 Their useless mask mandates aren't working so they're going to start forcing stuff to close down again because they can't control a fucking virus like their magic thinking tells them they can.

A few threads ago, I likened the politicians as demons in skin suits.

This is further evidence that they have a god complex.

Just in the same way that they think feel that they can control the weather (via their Climate Change schemes), they also claim to have the power over disease (by forcing non-pharmaceutical edicts).

And many people believe them.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 05:27 PM (C+evo)

200 197
'd like to mount the USS Iowa 16=inch guns on my roof, and fire them in a coordinate barrage.



Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 05:24 PM (HEEq1)


----
Twin 40mm mount.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:26 PM (cfSRQ)
I'd opt for a couple of these:
GAU-8/A Avenger off an A-10

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Cannon Hinnant #sayhisname at August 14, 2020 05:28 PM (N39Ws)

201 Best day this year so far. Got my .308 zeroed at the range, scored some
140 grain ELD-M bullets for my 6.5 Creedmore, Bought reloading powder
for my .308, found primers for both the Creedmore and the .308. Bought
some 168 Gr Sierra Match Kings for the .308. When I got home, my Midway
packages had arrived. Then Joy oh Joy, I found out that I was wrong
about Clinesmith pleading out, and, I saw that a 3 judge panel of the
9th Circuit had ruled the 10 round magazine ban law was
unconstitutional.

Posted by: An Observation at August 14, 2020 05:29 PM (iisbs)

202 Dont envy your boss, aim to be like your boss some day. A lot better outlook on life that way.

My boss when I was 25 had a mini palace for a home. When I saw it my attitude was fuck I want that too some day. It wasnt waaah life is so unfair.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:29 PM (t55/8)

203 Thank God. The Five discussed the murder of little Cannon Hinnick in NC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

204 Sure Tuna Finger Joe & the Hoe will take credit for this too

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 05:29 PM (1Dmt5)

205 It always raises my hackles when a politician claims to be a job creator.

But they are. Their policies increase the number of jobs performed by H1Bs, increases government jobs, social-work and NGO gigs that are out for the grift, and dramatically increases career openings in many companies to deal with taxes and regulatory compliance.

You are confusing "jobs" with human activities that create wealth.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 05:30 PM (C+evo)

206 Trump did it again!

This mutha can work miracles in the middle of the deadliest plague the world has known.

Millions of people afflicted with a mild trickling at the back of throat, as if they all had caught the day-after-doing-lotsa-blow virus, and yet the Trump economy roars ahead!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 05:30 PM (YA914)

207 People are saying, F it, I'm not going to ruin my
family so I'm going back to work and the kids are going back to school.
All with precautions of course.

I
noted that the teacher unions suddenly saw the light when Trump said he
was going to arrange for the ed money to follow the kid, not the
student!!


Posted by: PJ at August 14, 2020 05:24 PM (qlTN9)



Parents are saying 'kids are going back to school'? How exactly does that work. The parents in our school district vote 73 percent to go back to school, and guess what? No school. As far as teachers unions seeing the light, I'm not seeing that from where I sit.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 14, 2020 05:31 PM (4EyHE)

208 Its like my old boss used to say. He'd say, sonny, you work hard, and put in the hours, someday you just might be able to buy me my next Rolls.

Well, somebody said it.

Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 05:31 PM (buTO7)

209 Speaking of new jobs, it looks like I'll be moving to DC in a month to start a new job. The job is in Arlington, so I need recommendations on where to live outside of DC that might be a) reasonably priced (for NoVA, I'm not naive) and b) a decent area.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 05:31 PM (SgjGX)

210 2 Always worried that the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Posted by: OneEyedJack


Right.
The train carrying all the bogus ballots.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)

211 Government is no more capable of job creation than a
man is capable of birthing a child. Their entire existence is a net
economic loss we incur for other perceived benefit.



It always raises my hackles when a politician claims to be a job creator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 05:27 PM (/nZod)
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Government has a profound impact on job creation and we all know it.

Bad policies kill jobs while good policies allow businesses to grow.

Pence is rightly noting that this administration took the regulatory boot off of the economy's neck.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:32 PM (cfSRQ)

212 But Hummer and SICKle are up by 5 pts nationally

- MSM

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:32 PM (ZVlg7)

213 When did everyone decide to stop using unemployment "rates" and start talking about the raw number of jobless claims?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:32 PM (6FeV1)

214 #25 Cannot fault them for that. We should have done that on 9-12-2001.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 14, 2020 05:33 PM (9OMtu)

215 Alex - rural North Carolina?

(just kidding)

Lived in DC for decades, cannot imagine dealing with the prices and traffic now. Unrecognizable.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

216 Shut up, Harf.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

217 I see Bernie sign....even Obama sign....but no Biden sign.

"There's your sign..."

/Bill Engvall

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 05:33 PM (HaL55)

218 I view Trump as a spear to shove in the eye of the woke. Completely torqued to vote and may try to vote multiple times just like the Dems. I so much want to see their pain and suffering on election night.

Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2020 05:33 PM (7+qLj)

219 I think to be completely accurate, we're probably restoring a lot of jobs instead of "creating" them.

Posted by: MW at August 14, 2020 05:34 PM (gWtVa)

220 >>Shut up, Harf.

She is ridiculously stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

221 How many of you guys have the Bismarck making a run at your house?

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 05:34 PM (RuIsu)

222 Every word out of Harf's mouth is a lie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

223 Old, run down homes, mostly owned by blacks were purchased, renovated or torn down and replaced, and lived in. There are a lot of gays and young families there now. The streets are clean, the yards are well kept... there are lovely little parks and community p-patches.

the blacks sold their homes and moved south. fair and square.

what stands now isn't theirs.
______________

Yep, you can't sell your crappy, broken-down house to somebody else, and then demand that they give it to you after they've paid to fix it up and make it look nice.

Doesn't work like that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2020 05:34 PM (k4dH2)

224 I think Job Killin' Joe may have just lost the election by coming out in favor of mandatory masks for every American, everywhere, indoors and out, for "at least three months."

Only a feeble-minded sociopath could come up with such a ridiculous pronouncement, based on someone feeding him a political calculation based on some crappy poll that will say the opposite a month from now.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 14, 2020 05:34 PM (ZalkW)

225 @bennyjohnson

After weeks of riots in Seattle, even Liberals want Law and Order.

The Radical Left is creating new Trump voters.

Check out what residents had to say:

https://tinyurl.com/y5ebubnz

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 05:34 PM (cF8AT)

226
Dont envy your boss, aim to be like your boss some day. A lot better outlook on life that way.

--------

It depends on the boss. For me it's not a matter of envy, but how you behave about your wealth. I used to work as a lumberjack, and my main clients were two guys who were going in on a real estate venture, both rich AF. The one guy was the nicest guy you could know. He'd give you the shirt off his back. Just a stand up dude, and you'd NEVER know he was loaded unless you were in business with him.

The other guy was a raging dickhole. He handled our paychecks. We would go to his palatial estate to pick them up, and he wouldn't let us set foot on the property. He'd make us wait outside the gate while he drove down, and he behaved like the act of handing slips of paper to the poors was going to give him leprosy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 05:34 PM (/nZod)

227 When did everyone decide to stop using unemployment "rates" and start talking about the raw number of jobless claims?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:32 PM (6FeV1)

Use whatever stokes you narrative

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 05:35 PM (dNzKv)

228 A daring kind of politician might say something like, oh, i don't know...

"I didn't save or create one single job as president... You did.

You Built That.

I just got out of your way so you could. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:35 PM (6FeV1)

229 Speaking of new jobs, it looks like I'll be moving to DC in a month to start a new job. The job is in Arlington, so I need recommendations on where to live outside of DC that might be a) reasonably priced (for NoVA, I'm not naive) and b) a decent area.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 05:31 PM (SgjGX)


Winchester

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 05:35 PM (fIHXk)

230 I just checked and cannot find any hackles on my person ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 05:36 PM (O+AcM)

231 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 05:31 PM

Congratulates

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 05:36 PM (OjZpE)

232 Use whatever stokes you narrative
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 05:35 PM (dNzKv)

I know, i know.

It's just amusing is all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:36 PM (6FeV1)

233 I need recommendations on where to live outside of DC that might be a) reasonably priced (for NoVA, I'm not naive) and b) a decent area.
_____________

There are lots of areas that are decent in NoVa, but there are none that are reasonably priced.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2020 05:36 PM (k4dH2)

234 From Urban Dictionary:

Harf:

How Asians say the word "half". Their decent refuses to let them annunciate "L's" in the English language.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 05:36 PM (YA914)

235 Just like they stopped counting the COVID death rate and started counting cases.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 05:36 PM (dNzKv)

236 I see Bernie sign....even Obama sign....but no Biden sign.

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 05:23 PM (Y274z)


Gropin' Joe: Look fat, I haven't finished coloring in the signs yet. Once I'm done then we can put them out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 05:36 PM (GPACq)

237 Harf is the sound my cat makes when he has a hairball

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 05:37 PM (dNzKv)

238 I thought the school reopening thing might be a major iceberg, with fireworks, on all this. Because it did something you still can't do in America (or so I thought) - actually negatively affect millions of people, heavily, with specific policies.

O-care and other things are a catastrophe for millions, but that's a secret to almost everyone, and of course the GOP and Trump can skate on doing much/anything about it because most people - who aren't affected - don't care.

But the school re-opening is dramatically different. And my gawd, the teacher's unions have vastly exceeded my expectations in terms of insane, unreasonable, hysterical reactions and demands.

But .... I'm not seeing much, yet. Sadly one cannot rule out that America today is an inscrutable mystery - will handily re-elect Trump, but at the same time not lift a finger to relieve the damage being caused by incumbents, the Dems, and many GOP in levels below the presidency.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:37 PM (OTzUX)

239 We've created more jobs in the last 3 months than Joe Biden and Barack Obama created in their 8 years in office.


But Mika the Shreika said that Trump destroyed the Obama economy!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

240 Can you say criminal conspiracy? Sure you can.

https://tinyurl.com/y5wr43re

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 05:38 PM (ZLI7S)

241 213

Two separate things that have always been tracked separately. Weekly UR claims are raw numbers. Monthly UE rate is a % if people not working and looking for work out of the total adult labor force. The two are related but not really the same. You can be unemployed and not collectingb benefits and you can be out of work and not be counted as unemployed for a variety of reasons. And there are also about 6 separate unemployment rates the the govt publishes.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:38 PM (t55/8)

242 Klaftern, since I'm in the middle of Michigan I expect something like a technical, not a battleship.


Those more coastal may have a different threat matrix.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 05:38 PM (cZjDV)

243 Vaccine will be a game changer because it will shut many people up, satisfy some others, and give the media and proglodyes an opportunity to further expose themselves as mendacious frauds.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:38 PM (h7ejD)

244 Government has a profound impact on job creation and we all know it.

Bad policies kill jobs while good policies allow businesses to grow.

Pence is rightly noting that this administration took the regulatory boot off of the economy's neck.

If progs knew what any of those funny-looking number thingys were, they might be able to figure out that they should have policies that promote a booming economy with growing standards of living for everyone (without inflation) because that means more tax income for them to finance the giant programs they always propose.

But nooooo...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 05:38 PM (HaL55)

245 The people who want to destroy President Trump so badly they would destroy America, and civilization, do not deserve to govern. Maybe do not deserve to live in America?

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2020 05:38 PM (XhWtx)

246 A daring kind of politician might say something like, oh, i don't know...



"I didn't save or create one single job as president... You did.



You Built That.



I just got out of your way so you could. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:35 PM (6FeV1)

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Oh good grief. Trump has done miracles with deregulation, has reversed the decline of manufacturing and people still whine about his words.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:39 PM (cfSRQ)

247 I'm my area of western MA

I've seen about a dozen Trump signs and a couple of Biden sign

we are tax slaves to Boston

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 05:39 PM (O+AcM)

248 Thanks rhomboid. Noob.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 05:39 PM (dNzKv)

249 Can you say criminal conspiracy? Sure you can.


Yeah, I think the guilty plea is a big thing. There is now a conviction in Russiagate. It legally establishes The Coup.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

250 But .... I'm not seeing much, yet. Sadly one cannot rule out that America today is an inscrutable mystery - will handily re-elect Trump, but at the same time not lift a finger to relieve the damage being caused by incumbents, the Dems, and many GOP in levels below the presidency.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:37 PM (OTzUX)

-------

Idiocracy was a prophesy.

Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2020 05:39 PM (7+qLj)

251 Warai I've been waiting for Trump to say exactly that - he's actually come close, in principle, a few times at his rallies. He obviously understands it. He's in a perfect position to nudge that one bit of idiocy in American politics off to the side, by edumucation.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:40 PM (OTzUX)

252 Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2020 05:38 PM (XhWtx)

Wanting to do that simply because you want power and to bring down Trump is evil.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 05:40 PM (WkPC9)

253 ..The Radical Left is creating new Trump voters.

Everything the Dems and their shills in the media do belies that the polls are accurate - no one that is cruising to a 15% point win does anything like what they are doing...at best, you might acknowledge the other sides issues, but you wouldn't want your side to loot, burn, terrorize citizens, promote weird disturbing energy policies or select someone for VP who never even got a single delegate in any national primary.

Everything they are doing, the shrill shouting, the absurd behaviors - points to losing by huge margins and they know it.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 05:40 PM (w2LAm)

254 >>>Every word out of Harf's mouth is a lie.

Including, "I've never done that before, I'm not that kind of girl!"

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 14, 2020 05:40 PM (nu45M)

255 Two separate things that have always been tracked
separately. Weekly UR claims are raw numbers. Monthly UE rate is a % if
people not working and looking for work out of the total adult labor
force. The two are related but not really the same. You can be
unemployed and not collectingb benefits and you can be out of work and
not be counted as unemployed for a variety of reasons. And there are
also about 6 separate unemployment rates the the govt publishes.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:38 PM (t55/

---
This is why Obama had "good" unemployment numbers - people just quit the labor market so presto! Lower unemployment.

He managed to depress work force participation to Carter Administration levels, but the bottom line percentage looked great.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)

256 Can you say criminal conspiracy? Sure you can.***
I'd sure like to think so. At least after all that investigatin' and stuff, they finally have a scalp. Hope there will be a lot more. Remember Clinesmith: First one on the FED bus, gets the best seat.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:41 PM (LGXGf)

257 Unemployment rate is about 10%. I have seen it above 9% twice in my working years, once in 1982-3 and the other in 2009-10. World didn't end. I fear for the future if the Dems take the Presidency and Senate though.

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 05:42 PM (tTLAA)

258 And there are also about 6 separate unemployment rates the the govt publishes.

And they always change according to the goals of the administration. Bronco Bama very conveniently changed all of them to exclude two of the things most families spend the most on: food and energy. That made his number look great to LIVs.
Meanwhile, I watched grocery prices down here double inside of 5 years yet the official inflation rate was never over 1%. Lies, damned lies and statistics, in ascending order of bullshit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 05:42 PM (HaL55)

259 A man walks in to a bar waving a pistol and yells "I have 7rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber and I want to know who has been screwing around with my wife"
A voice from the back calls out "you're gonna need more ammo"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 05:42 PM (Vxu+H)

260 255

Yep. Which is why the UE rate is kind of a dumb thing to use as a measure of the economy. What matters is the labor participation rate.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:43 PM (t55/8)

261 Every word out of Harf's mouth is a lie.

Including, "I've never done that before, I'm not that kind of girl!"
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 14, 2020 05:40 PM (nu45M)

I still chuckle when I recall the time Ace said her sex face was probably flushed and sweaty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 05:43 PM (xPJvm)

262 >>Yeah, I think the guilty plea is a big thing. There is now a conviction in Russiagate. It legally establishes The Coup.

It seems to be taking a while to sink in but yea, it's a very big deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 05:44 PM (ZLI7S)

263 258

I think you mean inflation not unemployment. And there is core CPI with and without food/energy. Obama didnt change that. The media just started reporting on one and not the other whichever made Obama look better.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 05:44 PM (t55/8)

264 Can you say criminal conspiracy? Sure you can.***
I'd
sure like to think so. At least after all that investigatin' and stuff,
they finally have a scalp. Hope there will be a lot more. Remember
Clinesmith: First one on the FED bus, gets the best seat.


Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:41 PM (LGXGf)

---
I saw someone point out that this guy is not a 'small fish.' He's involved in everything relating to spygate, and was on Mueller's team.

He did not kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

265 Conspiracy

"The first thing Clinesmith's plea suggests to me is that Durham is almost done.

This plea could have been had a long time ago if this was the only criminality that Durham uncovered. The facts of Clinesmith's actions were set forth with particularity in the Inspector General's Report on the Four FISAs."

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (h7ejD)

266 https://bit.ly/3kKCDZV
*******
Ex-FBI Lawyer Kevin Clinesmith To Plead Guilty In Durham Probe, Trump Says It's 'Just The Beginning' - Sara A. Carter : Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (1Dmt5)

267 NOOD!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (Vxu+H)

268 >>Yeah, I think the guilty plea is a big thing. There is now a conviction in Russiagate. It legally establishes The Coup.


Also means there was something in it for him.

Which, I feel free to guess, means he was talking this whole time.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (YZc3d)

269 I saw someone point out that this guy is not a 'small fish.' He's involved in everything relating to spygate, and was on Mueller's team.

He did not kill himself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

Yet

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:46 PM (ZVlg7)

270 Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (h7ejD)
*********
UMMM NO

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 05:46 PM (1Dmt5)

271 Meanwhile, I watched grocery prices down here double inside of 5 years yet the official inflation rate was never over 1%. Lies, damned lies and statistics, in ascending order of bullshit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel

And I still can't find a good reason why rents where I am are as high as they are...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 14, 2020 05:46 PM (OUMaO)

272 zombie, those 16 inch/50 cal rifles are not an easy thing for the average homeowner to operate. Just storing the powder and shells could be a challenge. And you have to watch barrel-wear. Though big advances were made in the 80s to extend barrel life, like the "Swedish Additive".

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:46 PM (OTzUX)

273 Vaccine will be a game changer because it will shut many people up,
satisfy some others, and give the media and proglodyes an opportunity to
further expose themselves as mendacious frauds.

At this point, President Boy would be ordering the release of a mild saline solution that was tinted yellow and let the placebo effect work its magic on the weak. Rescind the Emergency Order and get the nation back on its feet in a couple of weeks. No vote-fraud-by-mail, get your ass to the polling places. Open up the skools and enable online classes for the chickenshit Karen parents and make work-from-home an thing.

And ponies. Lots and lots of ponies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (HaL55)

274 259 A man walks in to a bar waving a pistol and yells "I have 7rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber and I want to know who has been screwing around with my wife"
A voice from the back calls out "you're gonna need more ammo"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 05:42 PM (Vxu+H)

a guy enters a bar and bets the bartender drinks for the rest of the night that he can fart "the eyes of Texas are upon you". Bartender takes bet

guy gets on top of bar, pulls his jeans down and plops a huge pile on the bar

Bartender asks "wtf are you doing ??"

guy says "even Frank Sinatra has to clear his throat "

dum dee dee dum

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (O+AcM)

275 JackStraw: Yep, because the obvious question is who told Clinsmith to do what he did. The first announcement usually means we're done investigating and are now indicting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (cZjDV)

276 Nood Minnesota insanity.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (NiXyF)

277 159 Vulcan checks the "overkill" box.
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 05:15 PM (RuIsu

Enough is too little
Too much is not enough
Overkill is just right

SAC Targeteers motto

Posted by: Fox2! at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (2pVFZ)

278 ---
I saw someone point out that this guy is not a 'small fish.'


Wait, wait, Radio neus said he was a small bit player.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (h7ejD)

279 >>JackStraw: Yep, because the obvious question is who told Clinsmith to do what he did. The first announcement usually means we're done investigating and are now indicting

Gonna be a fun time. Ukraine is looking to burst out soon, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

280 Harf:

How Asians say the word "half". Their decent refuses to let them annunciate "L's" in the English language.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 05:36 PM (YA914)

Harf! Harf harf harf harf harf!

Posted by: Hair-lipped dog at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (Vy7tf)

281 That's strange, the official inflation rate never goes ape**** nuts during a Donk administration!

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (RuIsu)

282 @Lancegooden

Is there anything left to loot in downtown Chicago?

Mayor Lori Lightfoot announces beefed-up Chicago police plan to track, prevent future looting throughout city

Link to Tribune article: https://tinyurl.com/y29x8qjg

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (cF8AT)

283 275 JackStraw: Yep, because the obvious question is who told Clinsmith to do what he did. The first announcement usually means we're done investigating and are now indicting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (cZjDV)

I'm not sure anyone had to tell these jamokes to do anything. They all knew the plan and anyway they could play a part, they did. 'Vive le resistance' and all that crap.

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (cF8AT)

284 Twin 40mm mount.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd





https://tinyurl.com/Pom-Poms-FTW

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (BM2fS)

285 274
259 A man walks in to a bar waving a pistol and yells "I have 7rounds in
the magazine and one in the chamber and I want to know who has been
screwing around with my wife"

A voice from the back calls out "you're gonna need more ammo"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 05:42 PM (Vxu+H)



a guy enters a bar and bets the bartender drinks for the rest of the
night that he can fart "the eyes of Texas are upon you". Bartender
takes bet



guy gets on top of bar, pulls his jeans down and plops a huge pile on the bar



Bartender asks "wtf are you doing ??"



guy says "even Frank Sinatra has to clear his throat "



dum dee dee dum

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (O+AcM)

Guys says I bet that guy over there twice that amount that you wouldn't stop me drop from dropping a duece on your bar.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (KnJdm)

286
Newman!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (KnJdm)

287 Ace covered this when it broke but now there's a trial and I believe the French term is ooh la la.

"Kentucky judge's secretary denies threesome, says it was a prank

"A suspended Kentucky judge accused of turning her chambers into a glorified frat house and having a threesome with staffers was only pulling a prank, her secretary testified in court this week, according to a report.

. . . .

"During earlier testimony, courthouse custodians, deputy clerks and other staffers described alcohol containers found in Gentry's chambers, singing and guitar playing, as well as moaning and grunting sounds."

https://bit.ly/3kOtGyy
-
Let he who is without moaning and grunting sounds cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

288 Boom! More good news

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (BRkq2)

289 Sorta off topic, but in the same line of nuclear grade stupid:
Oregon State Police are pulling out of Portland after the DA Mike Schmidt announce that he would not be prosecuting crimes such as Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, Interference With a Police Officer, and so forth.

The OSP also noted that they said they would be there to help out for two weeks and that those two weeks were over. The City will have to sort this out themselves.

Will the last person in Portland please shoot out the lights?

Posted by: Gork at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (VmQ66)

290 grammie winger, it's working in CA to threaten the unions with homeschools and taking away their money. Hope it does for you guys too!
//
Mika the Shreika
Love that!

Posted by: PJ at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (qlTN9)

291 Why the fuck do we do this? When Obama was in office we understood that you fell off the back end of unemployment after a few months, and the only number that meant anything at all was the U6. However, now that Trump is in office we forgot all that. There is no light at the end of this tunnel. It's just getting darker.

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (50gG9)

Early GAINZZZ Thread
Plus: "Dear Men, Stop Working Out"

I always post these late in the day. Here's an earlier one.

A feminist outrage farmer demands that men stop working out, so that their testosterone will fall and they'll be sissies. (Update: Commenters tell the whole site is a parody.)

She even recommends castration.

The Bulwark agrees with this sentiment!

Dear Men: Stop Working Out.

Physical fitness creates a cycle of toxic masculinity that must be eradicated.

by

Journalist Katie

I love it already.

Bring on the clickbait ragechum, Katie.

Toxic masculinity refers to the cultural norms in a patriarchal society that equates masculinity with control, aggression and violence. Men are conditioned from a young age to believe that emotion, compassion and empathy are somehow "unmanly".

One of the main tactics used by those in power of a male-driven society is the exploitation of physical strength. Western governments use propaganda to perpetuate a narrative that men must work out and maintain a level of physical fitness if they want to be respected in society. This belief was created purposefully as a way to ensure that the patriarchal agenda lives on by continuing to force women into submission via intimidation.

Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Obviously. A quick review of Jezebel, the Mary Sue, and this trash establishes that.

"Any media which shows a woman who is more attractive than I am is pushing a toxic regime of Impossible Beauty Standards!" -- a very intellectually superior female trashblogger

This intellectual maturity allows them to have a greater hold on their emotions when faced with confrontation. In comparison, the fragility of toxic masculinity creates an atmosphere where men feel the need to prove themselves as an "Alpha", resulting in extreme aggression and physical confrontation. This reaction is enhanced when levels of testosterone are increased in the male body through physical fitness.

Studies have shown that signs of aggression in male dogs decreased exponentially following castration. Dr. Nicholas Dodman, veterinarian and behavior specialist says, "Neutering your male [dog] has valuable behaviour benefits. It can minimize numerous unwanted behaviors, prevent frustrations and improve quality of life". This same logic can be applied here -- the lower the testosterone, the happier the man and the safer the society.

Well, I've been avoiding working out all summer. But Journalist Katie has put fire in my loins. I'm starting tonight.

And what about you all?

Do you have any GAINZZZZ? Has Journalist Katie inspired you in reverse?

Posted by: Ace at 03:50 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Priapism at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (2cfUo)

2 People who tell you not to work hard are not your friends. They are your worst enemies.

Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (G4GU9)

3 I have a corona belly.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (m/Gc2)

4
I love that my husband works out.
Daily.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (rjE57)

5 It's parody. Look at her twitter account.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (SpKeo)

6 Lost five pounds.

Found 'em again a few weeks later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (SchxB)

7 Look at the site, overall. Clearly a parody. A good one, too. Very spot on.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (SpKeo)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Something tells me she doesn't want to get into the actual data there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (S+F2a)

10 What a rookie, been reading up on what threads today, could have had a first

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (OjZpE)

11 Studies have shown that signs of aggression in male dogs decreased exponentially following castration. Dr. Nicholas Dodman, veterinarian and behavior specialist says, "Neutering your male [dog] has valuable behaviour benefits. It can minimize numerous unwanted behaviors, prevent frustrations and improve quality of life". This same logic can be applied here the lower the testosterone, the happier the man and the safer the society.

Good Lord. Siting dog castration?

Someone should ask her about that sharia thing they do to women.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (rjE57)

12 Willowed from the previous thread because the username I mentioned is actually relevant.

"Welp, along the lines of Mika's rant relayed by Twatter, occasionally you do see something humorous in that swamp.

The username "dadbodsrising" got a chuckle out of me. And the best of all (although it no longer seems to be active) was "metricbuttload @standardbuttload".

Carry on."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (ZSK0i)

13 Dear Men: Stop Working Out.

by

Journalist Katie

Done.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Obviously. A quick review of Jezebel, the Mary Sue, and this trash establishes that.
I heard a story of one particular female's situation the other day, that led me to despair of women ever being able to break the chain of the hardwired emotionality we are born with. And then I think of ALL the female Trump voters out there, and I am encouraged!

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (DJFLF)

15 I bet her husband gets pegged 2 to 4 X per week!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (JFO2v)

16 "This intellectual maturity [of women] allows them to have a greater hold on their emotions when faced with confrontation."

I know, right?

Posted by: Mika Unspellable on MSNBC at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (rpbg1)

17 She gives me the collywobbles.

Posted by: freaked at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (Tnijr)

18 Simple. All these women hate each other and themselves.

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (+0uDE)

19 Dear Men: Stop Working Out.

Can't stop what I never started.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (ZSK0i)

20 Thought maybe at least a Flaming Pudding Cup Thread, without the Skull

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (OjZpE)

21 It can minimize numerous unwanted behaviors, prevent frustrations and improve quality of life".

Sorry. We ALL need protection from Mika.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (rjE57)

22 No thank you... I like my T levels and my wife does too.

GAINZZZ I have been going in the wrong direction with all this Wuflu crap (even in AZ).

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (gtatv)

23 No GAINZZZZ but maintaining without weight gain. Did get out to the range with son this morning to exercise my toxic masculinity.

Posted by: oldraceral at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (9SPyJ)

24 People who tell you not to work hard are not your friends. They are your worst enemies.

Last time I worked hard everything was cool until I stood up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (SchxB)

25 I'm actually getting a very strong urge to go back to the gym. I've been eating pretty healthy and now my bod is like: time to address the muscles and such, girly!

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (DJFLF)

26 My weight has leveled off, and I've gone from fasting three days a week to fasting on Mondays and reduced calories on Wed and Fri. Since I refuse to wear a mask to the gym I'm stuck going to my apartment fitness center and working out with dumbbells. DB squats with 75 lbs in each hand, overhead presses with 55lbs, and pullups. On the upside, there's a milfy latina who's there every day at 5pm to use the treadmill.

When I started working from home I started running again, and I'm up to about a mile and half and nine minute miles. I'd be able to do more, except my plantar fasciitis won't go away, so I've had to ease off a bit. Still, most days I try to get either a quick run in, or walk 4-5 miles.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (SgjGX)

27 She wants to turn us into Eunichorns.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (FsgBK)

28
A feminist outrage farmer demands that men stop working out, so that their testosterone will fall and they'll be sissies.

And what pen name was J'noah Goldbrick using when he wrote this?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (pNxlR)

29 I've been very lazy for about a month now.

Was actually jumping rope, but as with everything else, got bored.

Now, I KNOW I need to get back to doing something, but I've been lazy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

30 No one is listening tho these weirdoes. Right??

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (w0XWc)

31 I plan on working out some gin and a nap. Nothing will deter me, not even dinner.

Posted by: MKoepf at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (xh8er)

32 Woman in the picture at the link is very attractive.

Oops, I mean I feel nothing for her.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (v16oJ)

33 I have strangely gained a love of baby bats this week for some reason.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (QzBMm)

34 the soibois in skinny jeans and man buns, drinking their vente soy vanilla lattes, whilst trying to navigate their calvin klein designer face masks over their beards will no doubt be on board with this suggestion.


"another IPA please!"

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (W2Pud)

35 I am really putting on some muscle but also pounds and a gut.

Every anxiety med I try make my gut blow up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (JFO2v)

36 Can't work out tonight.

Already drinking.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Universal castration of white males will soon become a Democrat policy. Because crazy gets what crazy wants.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (p+DZD)

38 Sure, allow yourself to be castrated so you won't have the balls to stand up to the roving gangs of criminals that all civilizations are created to resist, who prey on women and children for the most part.

That's a bold strategy.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (BM2fS)

39
Top comment on the site.

Digger NickOffline
Shut up, whore

+2926 -55

Posted by: YIKES! at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (t6XCL)

40 These people are mentally and psychologically disturbed.Why does she want to deprive us from hot guys?

Masculinity is awesome. Imagine if all people were chicks. Shudder.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (9hauA)

41 Hormones aren't a switch, nor are they a singular thing.

There was also a study in the late 70's / early 80's that studied violent inmates at US prisons. The most violent in the study had the lowest testosterone.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (S+F2a)

42 I work hard enough all day, Ok thought often about jogging for stamina but that's it.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (OjZpE)

43 Why isn't that described as insane hate speech? I haven't seen a picture of her but how much testosterone would a man need to get aroused at the sight of her?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (lgiXo)

44 Honestly, the site reads to me like a parody.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (SgjGX)

45 And what about you all?

20 minutes on the elliptical, on highest setting, then 15m on the erg (rowing machine). When I'm done, I feel great, but also feel like puking.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (v16oJ)

46 I bet her husband gets pegged 2 to 4 X per week!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Per *month* I'll bet.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (gtatv)

47 Work out? You spelt drinking beer wrong.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 14, 2020 03:57 PM (X4kyr)

48 I had some mountain biking GAINZ this morning, but not as many GAINZ as I should have had. Friend temporarily traded his 2019 electric assist full suspension MTB for my 1992 front suspension only MTB because he was going on trip where he couldn't charge his bike battery.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:57 PM (h1jJh)

49 Simple. All these women hate each other and themselves.

It's nothing but mean grrrllz all the way down.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:57 PM (HaL55)

50 When people talk about fasting..,..it's more like severely limiting food intake and are drinking water. Right?

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 03:57 PM (w0XWc)

51


That's hilarious! The whole thing is a hoot, and she's a stupid girl who shouldn't be taken seriously.
Misandry out of the way, I love how she thinks the weakest most feminine males are going to take the high T workout bros to task.

For her benefit.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 03:57 PM (z79tQ)

52 Journalist Katie
Open-minded journalist with a passion for social justice. Truth seeker. Vegan.

Blow it out your ass, toolbag.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

53 I lost a few pounds. Even though I have been sitting around the house doing nothing.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (4J1oK)

54
Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Something tells me she doesn't want to get into the actual data there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (S+F2a)

I DO NOT NEED DATA, PATRIARCHIST!

MY SUPERIOR INTELLECTUAL POWERS WILL IT AND IT IS SO!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (pNxlR)

55 I thought normal heterosexual women want men who are capable of performing sexually.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (lgiXo)

56 Listen whore. Shut up. Get on your knees. Blow me. Then make me a bacon sammich and get Daddy a beer. When that is done get this place cleaned up. I will be back for dinner. Have a steak ready and serve it in high heels and black lingerie.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (9OMtu)

57 Golf clap, Ace, for putting these two posts back-to-back.

Well done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (HaL55)

58 Journalist Katie got stood up again, and needs to get laid badly.

She's getting desperate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (sy5kK)

59 I always shoot for multiple orgasms. Isn't there a French word for premature beating?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (pB6Gt)

60 I don't think Ann Althouse is enamored with Joey Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/yyjr952h

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (+0uDE)

61 ha!

fyi, anyone going to the NoVaMoMe is going to be severely disappointed.

I'm a fatty.

so there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (W2Pud)

62 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Don't you just love how sexism is completely cool now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

63 Work out? You spelt drinking beer wrong.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 14, 2020 03:57 PM (X4kyr)

Way ahead of ya, bro.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

64 "Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men."

The non-man writer assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (gS3OW)

65 So I've had three husbands and the only one who was a real man would've been the poster boy for toxic masculinity. Horses, airplanes, cars, wood, women...he was in control of them all.

No, you perverts...not THAT kind of wood.

Posted by: creeper at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (XxJt1)

66 I feel fat and bloated
must get back to carnivoring

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (LgMzo)

67 But Journalist Katie has put fire in my loins.

There can be only one response.

Leg Day!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (DMUuz)

68 Have a steak ready and serve it in high heels and black lingerie.

Why would you put lingerie on a perfectly good steak?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (SchxB)

69 Oh...and from last thread...Is "secret crotch button" a thing now? Seems kinda pedoish to me.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (4J1oK)

70 Since I refuse to wear a mask to the gym I'm stuck going to my apartment fitness center and working out with dumbbells. DB squats with 75 lbs in each hand, overhead presses with 55lbs, and pullups. On the upside, there's a milfy latina who's there every day at 5pm to use the treadmill.

When I started working from home I started running again, and I'm up to about a mile and half and nine minute miles. I'd be able to do more, except my plantar fasciitis won't go away, so I've had to ease off a bit. Still, most days I try to get either a quick run in, or walk 4-5 miles.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020

I wish my dump would fix the A/C in the so-called fitness center. It's been broken so long, they've padlocked the door.

I do 25 pushups, 60 situps/crunches, lots of leg stretches, and then walk a fast 2 miles, around 36 min., outside in the early morning. Lately I've mixed about 10-12% of trotting (it's too slow to be considered "running"; about 3-5 min.) in with that. I can't do much more without an elliptical, since my knees give me some trouble if I pound them too long.

Posted by: Mika Unspellable on MSNBC at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (rpbg1)

71 My GAINZZZ have suffered while I've been learning to code. Srsly. Starting out, we had an office I could go to for training. Plenty of opportunity to walk long distances because I was taking public transport. Plus office was on 5th floor so I took the stairs.

Then the WuFlu panic drove our society off the cliff like a herd of bison (hi bth if you're lurking!), so it's been work-from-home since March. Sitting around at home all day getting flabby.

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (786Ro)

72 Frank Thomas and Nugenix hit hardest.

Posted by: ///// at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (l5u9H)

73 {{{ creeper}}}

*Spock eyebrow*

I'll bet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (u82oZ)

74 6 findings of word RACIST on jezebel home page.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (JFO2v)

75 I don't think Ann Althouse is enamored with Joey Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/yyjr952h

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (+0uDE)

For a while she seems to be working herself up to vote for Trump.

Her justification will be that the Dems aren't serious about governing, and Trump has proven that he's not going to be a disaster.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (SgjGX)

76 I will stop PT when I'm dead and no longer breathing. Maybe.

I love it. PT is my drug and keeps me alive. It also helps me throat punch the Karen's and Cameron's of this world.

Eat healthy. Work out. Punch idiots. That's my motto.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (J6dnG)

77 hahah. I read the article and lost IQ points. Fortunately i got lots to spare!

When an author actually puts a GIF or cartoon as their bio pic, you know they are probably fugly.

I bet Katie is a hogosaurus

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (1+Jvs)

78 Women, on average, are intellectually superior to men?

Well, that settles it.

Fact free assertions are enough proof for me.

Especially when they come from an open minded truth seeker such as Journalist Katie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (WEBkv)

79 Doggeh is still intact
No plans to neuter

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (LgMzo)

80 I had a dental procedure yesterday, and they told me not to exercise hard for THREE WEEKS. Ridiculous. I normally work out every day, and now I've got to settle for a damn stroll around the block.

The liquid diet should help me lose a few, though. I'm not actually restricted, other than not eating crunchy or sticky foods (and no chocolate for some reason???), but it hurts to chew. I'm so hungry.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (rWZ8Y)

81 60 I don't think Ann Althouse is enamored with Joey Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/yyjr952h

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (+0uDE)

==========

And yet, she will still play coy about who she's going to vote for over the next few months.

She'll vote for Trump, won't say anything about it, and then reveal in a year or two who she voted for with some smug satisfaction about her chaotic neutral tendencies.

Or she'll just vote for Biden because abortion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (UWqZJ)

82 Gainzzz? Hmmmmm.

It's hard to gainnnnn where you're already basically PERFECT.

Seriously, I'm not joking, and I don't mean to "brag," but when this Covid thing started, I was already basically at my perfect weight, and had no significant (and barely any minor) physical complaints -- so I had no room for improvement.

I have little to no interest in "working out" and developing big muscle-y muscles, so I skip that under any circumstances.

I guess my "gainnnn" is that I haven't put on weight or injured myself in any way. Which is boring, but hey, I'll take good boring news over interesting bad news any day.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (HEEq1)

83 Then the WuFlu panic drove our society off the cliff like a herd of bison (hi bth if you're lurking!), so it's been work-from-home since March. Sitting around at home all day getting flabby.
Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (786Ro)

Set a timer. Every hour get up and do twenty bodyweight squats and twenty pushups. Go for a mile walk at lunch.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (SgjGX)

84
Her pink-haired and masked cartoon avatar tells you everything you need to know about "Journalist Katie".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (pNxlR)

85 62 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Don't you just love how sexism is completely cool now?

So I guess Harvard has to fire it's president now.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (FsgBK)

86 75 I don't think Ann Althouse is enamored with Joey Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/yyjr952h

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (+0uDE)

For a while she seems to be working herself up to vote for Trump.

Her justification will be that the Dems aren't serious about governing, and Trump has proven that he's not going to be a disaster.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:00 PM (SgjGX)

=========

"But abortion!"
-Ann's devil on her left shoulder

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (UWqZJ)

87 I don't think Ann Althouse is enamored with Joey Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/yyjr952h

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (+0uDE)

Ugh......

SY said...
Not surprising at all!
Of course Obama and Hillary are super smart and always prepared -- as a black and a woman, they had to be that way in order to survive and rise up in the political world!
Joe Biden, on the other hand, can just be a regular white dude and succeed.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

88 Strap-on stocks surge to all time highs.

Posted by: dartist at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (+ya+t)

89 Note that the author, "Journalist Katie" has a trans flag behind their pic at the site.

Posted by: Dirt McGirt at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (YDbOS)

90 Katie is an Anti-Testosterite.

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (786Ro)

91 I got gains all right. Pant-bursting gains, and not the commendable type, either.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (vZqvS)

92 You have no idea, Salty. And as bright, opinionated and stubborn as I am, I'm perfectly content to follow the lead of a man like that.

Posted by: creeper at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (XxJt1)

93 How's Journalist Katie on pegging?

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (Y274z)

94 I am deadlifting a 12oz beer right now.......fight me!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (ldOBo)

95 "Men bad. And stupid. And always in my way at Starbucks. It's a well-known fact that most men should just run off into the woods and be mauled by bears. Many, many facts support this. QED."

- Journalist Katie

Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (gS3OW)

96 Gainzzzz were being re-acquired until I got a little greedy with my Deadlifts yesterday.

Felt a pop in the QL region, and knew I had an issue.

I'm a member of the walking wounded today, for a small value of walking.

And so, we'll be back to square one once this situation resolves itself in a week or two.

Posted by: browndog at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (BgMrQ)

97 Journalist Katie's observations are absolutely spot-on. Someone tell her we're hiring!

Posted by: American Psychological Association at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (DTX3h)

98 Don't any of these harpies --the straight ones who aren't 350 pounds-- ever want sex from the men in their life? Don't they know that Toxic Masculinity= Big Powerful Erections?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (7ixfo)

99 Mrs D thinks I've fallen victim to the 'Rona 15. But I'm thinking it's more like 8-9.
My slacks still fit.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (axyOa)

100 A parody site you have to check to make sure it's parody bc the world is that stupid now.

Posted by: brak at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (cG+eD)

101
Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

The got us to the Moon!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (aKsyK)

102 Why would you put lingerie on a perfectly good steak?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (SchxB)

Bobs Steakhouse

You cant beat our meat

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (JFO2v)

103 yeah I got gainz...but I'm on a rebound! rotator cuff surgery put a 3-4 month hiatus on doing anything physical but I'm back to tearing shit up and swingin' hammers again.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (XTiHL)

104 Journalist Katie is "open minded", and a vegan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (DMUuz)

105 101
The got us to the Moon!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (aKsyK)

=========

Definite articles are tight!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (UWqZJ)

106 "Well, I've been avoiding working out all summer. But Journalist Katie has put fire in my loins. I'm starting tonight.

And what about you all?"

Nothing intensive or strenuous. Just steady. Every day before work (from home), a mile or a mile and a half around the neighborhood. Every day. No excuses.

You meet a lot of adorable neighborhood kitties at 7am.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (t+qrx)

107 I am deadlifting a 12oz beer right now.......fight me!
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (ldOBo)
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What kind of beer are we fighting over?

If it's Coors, no, thanks, you can keep it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (WEBkv)

108
I am wondering when the Feminazis will go after Viagra and Cialis and demand "reparations" because, rape drug.

Oh boy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (s2VJv)

109 >>> Can't work out tonight.

Already drinking.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020

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I'm jealous. Alas, today is a leg day. Probably should get to the gym and get it over with.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (amQo5)

110 When an author actually puts a GIF or cartoon as their bio pic, you know they are probably fugly.

I bet Katie is a hogosaurus
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 14, 2020

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DDG search for "journalist Katie" as a string gives only stories and pics of Katie Couric.

Posted by: Mika Unspellable on MSNBC at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (rpbg1)

111 Also, pretty sure that's a troll account, if not an entire troll site:

https://twitter.com/UnbiasedKatie/with_replies

Posted by: Dirt McGirt at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (YDbOS)

112 There was also a study in the late 70's / early 80's that studied violent inmates at US prisons. The most violent in the study had the lowest testosterone.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (S+F2a)

This doesn't sound right.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (7ixfo)

113 Dropped off a rental car, across the street from the rental car lot was a testing facility with a line around the block of people waiting to get "tested" for Chinese bat flu.


They are never giving up this plandemic.


And I have GAINZZ to report, up to 225, none of it muscle , NO Bueno!


I blame Johnson and this goddamn war!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (guvUn)

114 Can't work out tonight.

Already drinking.

Sponge - China is Asshoe!




Just switch hands and do a few reps of The 12 Oz. Curl.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (BM2fS)

115 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Women? Men"

Get that cis-normative privilege out of here, Katie, or should we call you "Hatie" ???

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (786Ro)

116 Fell off the exercise wagon when we went on vacation a couple weeks ago. Need to get back on it....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (dfRN6)

117 Dear Men: Stop Working Out.
Physical fitness creates a cycle of toxic masculinity that must be eradicated.
by
Journalist Katie

Dear Journalist Katie:

Start f*cking out of shape pansies. Men become what gets them into your vagina. If we aren't what you want stop banging what you don't want and start banging what you'd like us to be. Or admit to yourself you like that muscle bound bad boy that treats you like trash; he gives you oh so many tingles down there.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (Y6UV7)

118 I have strangely gained a love of baby bats this week for some reason.

What's really kewl about them is you can roll their wings right around their little bodies after you cook them, sorta like an all-in-one-piece burrito kit.

Bat burritos FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 04:04 PM (HaL55)

119 FC Dallas management is supporting the idiot fuck trashing the fans for booing his decision to kneel during the Anthem.

They say he's now getting racist messages and death threats.

Boo hoo, fuckboy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

120 I can't do much more without an elliptical, since my knees give me some trouble if I pound them too long.

Ellipticals are great for people over 29. Much, much easier on the joints. I have this model, and while it's certainly not cheap, it's beefy, almost gym quality. There's nothing better than walking down to your basement for a workout. Also, you can do it in front of the TV.
https://tinyurl.com/y6dbbh4z

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (v16oJ)

121 Obvious parody is obvious.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (HhaYz)

122 re: GAINZZ: Technique is improving, lost the ten pounds I wanted in the last few weeks (no Kit-Kats, much less fast food), but can't wait for the end of this sweltering summer. I seem to do better in cooler weather.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (AytXr)

123 I used to agree that there was a double standard. Men could get a "dad bod" but women shouldn't "let themselves go".

It's not really true. And I say this as a person of rounditude.

We all need to work out and care for our health. And no, women don't really feel any differently about physically fit partners than men do. We like them. We wish we could have them.

The world needs more testosterone and more buff men. That bicep matters, guys.

Posted by: Synova at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (BD/yx)

124 Funny but she doesn't strike me as open minded.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (lgiXo)

125 From the sidebar, about 2 + 2 = 4, and "white patriarchy".

Have they noticed what we call our number system? Granted, the Arabs just hitched a ride, but last time I looked, Indian Hindus count as "brown people".

And have they checked with the Mayans? They used to brag about Mayan math.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (LMs+g)

126 Nothing intensive or strenuous. Just steady. Every day before work (from home), a mile or a mile and a half around the neighborhood. Every day. No excuses.

You meet a lot of adorable neighborhood kitties at 7am.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020

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At 5 am you see a lot of adorable possums and rats.

Posted by: Mika Unspellable on MSNBC at August 14, 2020 04:06 PM (rpbg1)

127 121 Obvious parody is obvious.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (HhaYz)

It's got to be, right? Got to be.

Posted by: Synova at August 14, 2020 04:06 PM (BD/yx)

128 62 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Don't you just love how sexism is completely cool now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

No not really when it come to IQ.
Women tend to congregate around the first deviation to the right of the bell curve.
Men tend to be more scattered at both ends.
The average male IQ is greater than average female.
Also more male total fucking retards and geniuses.
My guess is that median in women may be higher.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2020 04:06 PM (JFO2v)

129 There can be only one response.

Leg Day!
Posted by: Duncanthra
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Spread the word!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 14, 2020 04:06 PM (gtatv)

130 9th circuit overturns ban on over 10 round magazines?
We can haz real magazines in commiefrnia again??

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 14, 2020 04:06 PM (qY5Gg)

131 "Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men."

Um, no. My mother is a really smart woman - her in-laws comment on it - but my father is no dummy.
They come at things at different angles and my dad learned early on to let her handle the checkbook and the schedules because she's better at long-term planning.

The "intellectually superior" people I've met, of both sexes, were stellar in one or more areas but readily admitted to not being so bright in others.

Chicks like "Journalist Katie" can be clever on paper, but that's it.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 14, 2020 04:06 PM (/+bwe)

132 100
A parody site you have to check to make sure it's parody bc the world is that stupid now.


Posted by: brak at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (cG+eD)

The world has always been stupid. Just with the internet we can get in touch with all of the stupid at once, and worse, all of the stupid can get in touch with each other.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (p+DZD)

133 I used to agree that there was a double standard. Men could get a "dad bod" but women shouldn't "let themselves go".

It's not really true. And I say this as a person of rounditude.

We all need to work out and care for our health. And no, women don't really feel any differently about physically fit partners than men do. We like them. We wish we could have them.

The world needs more testosterone and more buff men. That bicep matters, guys.
Posted by: Synova at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (BD/yx)

Paul said that your body belongs to your spouse. I've always taken that to mean that you have an obligation to take care of it for their benefit, both for the aesthetic appeal as well as the benefit of a long, healthy life.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (SgjGX)

134 It's got to be, right? Got to be.
Posted by: Synova at August 14, 2020 04:06 PM (BD/yx)
------------

America's Newspaper of Record, the Babylon Bee, says, "hi!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (WEBkv)

135 It is to laugh.

GAINZZZ: Quarantine has been no bueno for my health. Stopped drinking this week and went back to three workouts a day. Gainzzz status: in progress.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (H5knJ)

136 So a FOX poll says that more Americans *THINK* Joey Paste would do a better job handling Coronavirus?


This is either one fucked-up poll or we're in for a "treat" this November.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (7ixfo)

137 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

A Dunning-Kruger moment if I've ever seen one.

The problem with some people is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

Posted by: SkylerKat at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (SXIn9)

138 I have strangely gained a love of baby bats this week for some reason.

What's really kewl about them is you can roll their wings right around their little bodies after you cook them, sorta like an all-in-one-piece burrito kit.

Bat burritos FTW!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020

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Nah, the wings are too crispy to roll; they break off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (rpbg1)

139 Obvious parody is obvious.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (HhaYz)

And parody!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

140 News chyron here reports that PDT's younger brother, Robert, hospitalized in NY according to the WH.

No other info.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (an7Mv)

141 A parody site you have to check to make sure it's parody bc the world is that stupid now.


Posted by: brak at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (cG+eD)

Poe's Law: "There's no parody on the internet so extreme that it won't be mistaken for seriousness."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (SgjGX)

142 Western governments use propaganda to perpetuate a narrative that men must work out and maintain a level of physical fitness if they want to be respected in society

Oh really?

I challenge you, oh woman author:

Cite me ONE SINGLE INSTANCE, EVER, of a "western government" perpetuating a narrative that men must be muscle-bound in order "to be respected in society."

You can't because it never happened.

And no, an ad for the Charles Atlas Workout Springs on the back page of a 1973 Jughead & Archie comic book does not count as the "government" doing it -- that's just an ad by a private company.

And no, a 1952 training film for the Marines showing how to navigate the boot camp obstacle course doesn't count either, because that was made for a specific military audience, no the general public.

There may indeed have been a "cultural norm" for men to work out, but because women cream their jeans when seeing beefy men, not because the government forced it on unwilling sissies.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 04:08 PM (HEEq1)

143 When I started working from home I started running again, and I'm up to about a mile and half and nine minute miles. I'd be able to do more, except my plantar fasciitis won't go away, so I've had to ease off a bit. Still, most days I try to get either a quick run in, or walk 4-5 miles.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (SgjGX)

Alex the flip flops below really helped my plantar faciitis. That, stretching my calves, icing my arches at night and never going without an arch under my feet.

I wore these flips even in the shower. Finally healed my feet. took about 6 weeks

https://yoursole.com/us/mens/footwear/catalina-flip/color_BlackGrey/

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 04:08 PM (M+Lyo)

144
Dan Bongino is apparently taking a COVID-19 Defiance Tour.

He worked out at Atilis Gym in Bellmawr, NJ earlier today. Now he is getting some inking done at Apex Tattoo Factory in Apex, NC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 04:08 PM (pNxlR)

145 119 FC Dallas management is supporting the idiot fuck trashing the fans for booing his decision to kneel during the Anthem.

They say he's now getting racist messages and death threats.

Boo hoo, fuckboy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Reggie Powerbottom.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2020 04:08 PM (JFO2v)

146 I fixed the home elliptical again last week, as one of the bolts had come loose and the spinny thing was making a scraping sound. I have to keep it in decent working order, as I don't see my employer reopening the onsite fitness center until 2021 (maybe).

I didn't realize I was involved in a toxic masculinity activity, though.

She needs to tell me when and where the treadmill, stationary bike, and elliptical burning takes place. I'll engage in some more toxic masculinity as a wheel it all the way to that location.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 04:08 PM (ch6++)

147 ooh close encounters of the 3rd kind is on!

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (LgMzo)

148 I used to agree that there was a double standard. Men could get a "dad bod" but women shouldn't "let themselves go".

The reality is the opposite, I think. Women can gain a bit of weight and still be feminine and attractive. Men who gain weight look awful almost from the start.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (H5knJ)

149 I bet Katie is a hogosaurus

Trigglypuff v2. 0000

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (HaL55)

150 I saw Patriarchal Agenda open for Men At Work at the Melbourne Cricket Ground in '83.

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (786Ro)

151 Obvious parody is obvious.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 14, 2020 04:05 PM (HhaYz)



This from a guy called Masturbatin Pete,

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (M+Lyo)

152 I'm working hard towards my personal goal 'fit and fabulous at fifty'! Lots of weights and cardio..it's slow and steady gains.

Posted by: IC at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

153 They are never giving up this plandemic.

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According to the genius that is Drudge . . .

WIRE: Forced isolation may be only way to stop resurgence of virus...
Battle for Years?

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Years of lockdown. Not for our betters, of course.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

154 Massive government corruption and they arrest the janitor who threw out the shredded docs.


This country is fooked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (WvQcX)

155 Yikes! I gained about 14 COVID pounds since March...
I went back on keto Monday and am down 4 lbs so far. Hopefully the rest will come off quickly too.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (UUBmN)

156

Being sequestered has really been good for us, unlike some who go the opposite way. My MIL gained weight because she was used to going to a public pool, and other exercise classes outside the home. She needs the incentive of others in a social setting.

We are the opposite, and luckily have a small gym at home. And jogging is free. So is walking.

I just watch my calories (I don't count calories, I just know how much of certain foods I can eat- and balance it out later if I go overboard) and cycle while watching TV every day. Walk. Clean the house. Mow the lawn. Just keep active whatever your circumstances.

We've both lost weight for some reason. But then again, it's summer too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (rjE57)

157 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

So, what you're saying is -- chicks should adopt the "hot librarian" look, with oversized glasses and hair up in a bun? Ooooh, yeah, sexy...good idea.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (HEEq1)

158 I wore these flips even in the shower. Finally healed my feet. took about 6 weeks

https://yoursole.com/us/mens/footwear/catalina-flip/color_BlackGrey/
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 04:08 PM (M+Lyo)

I have some airtex post run flips pretty nice.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (JFO2v)

159
I'd be able to do more, except my plantar fasciitis won't go away, so I've had to ease off a bit.

My own plantar fasciitis went away after I retired and started being active throughout the day instead of sitting at a desk. Dropping some pounds helped, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (pNxlR)

160 Women like this are miserable because of the scarcity of masculine men where they live. They are told that soft sensitive soy males are what they should want but their genes and millions of years of evolutionary psychology drive make them crave strength. They get stuck in a misery spiral and end up shaving the side of their head, dying the remaining hair purple, and eventually contacting toxoplasmosis from their 7 cats.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 14, 2020 04:11 PM (0Kmh6)

161 Another item from this site: "Female Car Names: A Road to Misogyny."

If it's parody, it's pretty subtle parody. It could so easily be the real thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 04:11 PM (rpbg1)

162 94 I am deadlifting a 12oz beer right now.......fight me!

Being Friday I'm working my way up to successive reps of 2.5oz scotch curls. GREAT for the biceps! ( I have to remember to stop before I fall down).

Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 04:11 PM (k+h+d)

163 Or she'll just vote for Biden because abortion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (UWqZJ)


Ding!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 04:11 PM (z79tQ)

164 Come train in my garage gym. It's a balmy 106 today. You'll lose weight, and also possibly consciousness.

Posted by: brak at August 14, 2020 04:11 PM (cG+eD)

165 I bet Katie is a hogosaurus

I am picturing more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 04:11 PM (luzVb)

166 I've been lifting some deadweights, nothing big. Do about 5-10 reps. Each one is over my head, but not in a clean and jerk lift.

Then on alternate days do 30 reps each of 5 dumbbell exercises.

I walk, when well, two loops of 2/3 miles each for 1 1/3 miles. If I can, I do 2 loops in the AM coolness and 2 in the dusk heat. I try this every other day. Heavy rain gets in the way of this.

Colorado Alex In Exile
For planter fasciitis prevention, every day I put my toes on stairs, and slowly lower my body weight to stretch out the tendons. I hold that for 45 seconds. going a bit lower at the end. But 20 seconds a day is all you really need for this stretch.

Since last Thanksgiving I've gone down in size. Had to buy new clothes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2020 04:11 PM (u82oZ)

167 Bat dolmades.

Posted by: creeper at August 14, 2020 04:11 PM (XxJt1)

168 Hit my heaviest during the rona.

202. Never been 202 before.

Started OMAD on Sunday.

196.6 today.

Gainzzzz have been made!

Shit works. But the One Meal has to be real food. No carby nonsense like cheezewizz and ritz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:12 PM (WvQcX)

169 I have managed to lose a small piece of my left hemisphere.

Posted by: Doug at August 14, 2020 04:12 PM (LK4rm)

170 "Dumb broads" or "dizzy dames"... does it really matter, man?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 04:12 PM (k5f8h)

171 I'm kicking myself for not staying active through the COVID-induced gym shutdown. I was doing OK for a while.

Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at August 14, 2020 04:13 PM (F1m5e)

172 The fact that I couldn't tell whether this was parody or not should tell you something about the state of the human race.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel at August 14, 2020 04:13 PM (+dsLj)

173 Nah, the wings are too crispy to roll; they break off.

Boil them first, then slather with BBQ sauce.

I'm surprised at how much hobo cooking also works with bat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 04:13 PM (HaL55)

174 I used to agree that there was a double standard. Men could get a "dad bod" but women shouldn't "let themselves go".

The reality is the opposite, I think. Women can gain a bit of weight and still be feminine and attractive. Men who gain weight look awful almost from the start.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (H5knJ)

Yes and no. But it all depends on "how much weight" we're talking---and how old you are. Also, body types.

A muscular man who puts on weight doesn't look "awful"--at least not for awhile.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 14, 2020 04:14 PM (7ixfo)

175 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 04:14 PM (GIeIM)

176 No carby nonsense like cheezewizz and ritz


*blushes*


*wipes lunch crumbs off shirt*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 04:14 PM (luzVb)

177 I have some airtex post run flips pretty nice.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (JFO2v)

Those look good

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 04:14 PM (M+Lyo)

178 Its tough to do parody in this insane age. Unless you are writing for the babylon Bee or the onion to give folks the extra clue I'm not sure how its managed. But perhaps its fun for some of these writers when Karens and some just plain folks can't even see the parody.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 14, 2020 04:14 PM (T9Hmo)

179 doggeh walks me every day, so that's good
he's slim and handsome
maybe too skinny

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 04:15 PM (LgMzo)

180 Unless you are writing for the Babylon Bee

**********

Babylon Bee is not parody.

#changemymind

Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel at August 14, 2020 04:15 PM (+dsLj)

181 Come train in my garage gym. It's a balmy 106 today. You'll lose weight, and also possibly consciousness.
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Enforce a mask rule just to make sure!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 14, 2020 04:15 PM (an7Mv)

182 Lost over 10 lbs. since the Kungflu started. Bourbon diet.

Posted by: dartist at August 14, 2020 04:15 PM (+ya+t)

183
Ellipticals are great for people over 29. Much, much easier on the joints. I have this model, and while it's certainly not cheap, it's beefy, almost gym quality. There's nothing better than walking down to your basement for a workout. Also, you can do it in front of the TV.
https://tinyurl.com/y6dbbh4z
Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020

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I agree, but there's the whole "no basement, in fact no room at all" thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 04:16 PM (rpbg1)

184 People who tell you not to work hard are not your friends. They are your worst enemies.
Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (G4GU9)


Really? Worse than the ones who kill your truck, rape your dog, and blow up your wife?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:16 PM (hku12)

185 Have you noticed the fat shaming culture is only about how we shouldn't fat-shame women?

What about the men?

*crickets*

Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel at August 14, 2020 04:17 PM (+dsLj)

186 >>>Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

And the top 1% of all intellects are overwhelmingly male. The difference between Mean and standard deviation; Something a second rate average intellect does'nt understand. So let me clue you in. Till your IQ climbs north of about 120 it really doesn't matter at all. From dunce to bright, the world is essentially the same place. Once you get over 120 things change and smarts start to really matter. By 120 the group is predominantly male. So when you say, "Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men." take that with the tablespoon of salt that is: there are more smart men than smart women.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020 04:17 PM (Y6UV7)

187 Deadlifted my body weight for 5 today

Weak, I know working to 1.5x body weight ...

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 04:17 PM (GIeIM)

188 I am deadlifting a 12oz beer right now.......fight me!

Pass me a beer...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 04:17 PM (ZSK0i)

189 News chyron here reports that PDT's younger brother, Robert, hospitalized in NY according to the WH.

No other info.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (an7Mv)

See? It's probably the 'Rona and he listened to his brother when he said it was a hoax.

Posted by: Karens Everywhere at August 14, 2020 04:17 PM (7ixfo)

190 Those flip flops look interesting. For the moment I'm sticking with stretches, a lacross ball in the freezer, and the edge of my chair's bar where the wheels attach (it can dig in really well and seems to help).

Part of my problem right now is that I love to eat, so I tend to overdo it on weekends. I've got bread cubes drying out for bread pudding tomorrow morning, for example. Then dinner will be chicken and pasta salad and cornbreab.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:18 PM (SgjGX)

191 Really? Worse than the ones who kill your truck, rape your dog, and blow up your wife?

If I pay extra would they skip the truck and dog?

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at August 14, 2020 04:18 PM (d6DSt)

192 Really? Worse than the ones who kill your truck, rape your dog, and blow up your wife?

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Depends, has the wife let herself go in recent years?

Or more importantly, is she suddenly demanding to speak to your manager every time you ask for sex?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel at August 14, 2020 04:18 PM (+dsLj)

193 I have been meaning to get on one of these threads for a while. The fasting really does work. I'm down almost 55 pounds in about 7-8 months with no extra physical activity (actually less than usual) for most of it. I did start working out a little in the last few weeks. (I need to denounce my own toxicity apparently.) When I am not fasting I try to stick to a Keto diet. I'm mostly faithful to that except for whiskey about once a week.

I started it all because of an old post of Ace's in 2017 that I came across again about the science of fasting. I started with just being stricter about no snacks after dinner and started eating it earlier in the evening. Eventually I was able to get to nothing but water after 7:30pm. Then I started eating breakfast later. Coffee in the am and whenever I got hungry I'd drink water or chew sugarless gum. Eventually I'd 'forget' to eat breakfast and just wait for lunch. Now, I don't eat breakfast at all and every once in a while skip lunch too.

Last Dr visit he actually came back in the room and high-fived me after the blood work came back. Kidney and Liver function both better. I was pre-diabetic, that's gone. Blood pressure down to normal. He said every metric he tested was better. I had mild sleep apnea that's gone too. (never sleep anyway but at least the apnea is gone.) Overall, that post made a huge difference in my life. Thanks Ace!!

Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at August 14, 2020 04:18 PM (cgXjL)

194 My new favorite OMAD is smushed red potatoes with chives, salt and butter along with a huge piece of salmon.

Maybe some steamed green beans.

I may marry smushed red potatoes. Don't judge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:18 PM (WvQcX)

195 So when you say, "Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men." take that with the tablespoon of salt that is: there are more smart men than smart women.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020 04:17 PM (Y6UV7)

There are probably a lot of males at the lower end of the curve too. Isn't that how it works?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 14, 2020 04:19 PM (7ixfo)

196 No carby nonsense like cheezewizz and ritz


*blushes*

*wipes lunch crumbs off shirt*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020

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I've been including a lunch very much like my lunch at work -- a salad, some crackers and cheese, a couple of cookies -- and then no snacks until 5:00.

Well, okay. 4:45. 4:30 on Saturday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 04:19 PM (rpbg1)

197 117 Dear Men: Stop Working Out.
Physical fitness creates a cycle of toxic masculinity that must be eradicated.
by
Journalist Katie

Dear Journalist Katie:

Start f*cking out of shape pansies. Men become what gets them into your vagina. If we aren't what you want stop banging what you don't want and start banging what you'd like us to be. Or admit to yourself you like that muscle bound bad boy that treats you like trash; he gives you oh so many tingles down there.
Posted by: mikethemoose

Bingo. Absolute bullseye.

Sexual selection is driven by WOMEN'S CHOICES.

If chicks dig surfer boys in your town -- FLASH, all the boys start dressing up as surfers.

If girls swoon over the football quarterback -- suddenly, every boy wants to be ion the football team.

It can go the other way. Famously, in Eastern European shtetls, Jewish boys and young men who studied all the time and were intellectual nebbishes were considered to be "good catches," because they likely would grow up to be rabbis or successful teachers or whatever - -so "smart" boys were the most likely to get married and have kids. So all the boys studied -- if only for the sole reason of being a mating dance technique. End result of 500 years of this is that the smartest guys had the most kids, who inherited dad's smarts - -and you get a population with an overall high IQ.

This is scientific proof that women's sexual preferences determine what men become.

So: Want men to abandone toxic masculinity. Then fuck sissies, as mikethemoose said.

Women have the power to control this situation completely.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 04:19 PM (HEEq1)

198 Yes and no. But it all depends on "how much weight" we're talking---and how old you are. Also, body types.

A muscular man who puts on weight doesn't look "awful"--at least not for awhile.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 14, 2020 04:14 PM (7ixfo)

Clothing plays a big role as well. Properly fitted clothing does wonders for ones appearance and hides a multitude of flaws.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:19 PM (SgjGX)

199 The worst part of this is that some man might listen to her. The only outcome from men listening to the feminists that infest mainstream culture is a life of despair. Shit like this makes me think they really do want to watch men spiral into madness until they decide to put guns in their mouths. That this is able to get mainstream coverage (and not just this, of course, but all of it - from girly magazines like Teen Vogue and Seventeen to the mainstream press carrying water and pushing the message to specialty mainstream magazines to outfits like Vice - all of it) is just depraved indifference writ large at best.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)

200 Heh. Headline from Instapundit:

Florida Man Friday: Ever Been So Drunk You Assaulted a Restaurant?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 04:20 PM (ZSK0i)

201 "This same logic can be applied here -- the lower the testosterone, the happier the man and the safer the society."

The typical American male has half the testosterone of his counterpart from 50 years ago.

Does American society seem happier to this moron?

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at August 14, 2020 04:20 PM (XiFxt)

202 Last Dr visit he actually came back in the room and high-fived me after the blood work came back. Kidney and Liver function both better. I was pre-diabetic, that's gone. Blood pressure down to normal. He said every metric he tested was better. I had mild sleep apnea that's gone too. (never sleep anyway but at least the apnea is gone.) Overall, that post made a huge difference in my life. Thanks Ace!!
Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at August 14, 2020 04:18 PM (cgXjL)

Congratulations! Great story. thanks for sharing it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 04:20 PM (rjE57)

203
Weight remains between 175 and 180, height 6' 1". I was a bad boy this week and got a banana milkshake from Sonic. I was told it warded off WuFlu.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (mht8P)

204 So when you say, "Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men." take that with the tablespoon of salt that is: there are more smart men than smart women.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020

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Tablespoon of salt? More like a whole salt lick.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (rpbg1)

205 187 Deadlifted my body weight for 5 today

Weak, I know working to 1.5x body weight ...
Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 04:17 PM (GIeIM)

It's a start, can't lift 1.5x without hitting 1x first.

Posted by: browndog at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (BgMrQ)

206 OT
Say a manager of 6 people got down to only having 5 people. In 9 months 2 quit and they were only able to find 1 replacement. If I leave at the end of the month that will be 3 quitting in 9 months and only 1 hire that took 8 months to find.
Would you think that there was a problem?

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (UUBmN)

207 Gainzzz? I'm down to within 3 or 4 lbs of my HS weight. What's strange is that B'Gal's been sleeping more and more during the day and eating supper a lot later as a result. We now sup around 9pm or even later. Normally, that'll pack the pounds on me quickly, but for some reason that's not happening now. Beer gut is gone. If I felt like doing sit-ups, I'd have a flat stomach again. Being 29 is becoming strange.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (HaL55)

208 Qdp needs to be fat shamed. He weighs 320 lbs, ewwweee.

Posted by: shut up at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (D7FqI)

209 I'm mostly faithful to that except for whiskey about once a week.

*raises a toast*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (luzVb)

210 Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020

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I agree, but there's the whole "no basement, in fact no room at all" thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 04:16 PM (rpbg1)


I'm getting used to the "no basement" thing, but thankfully I have enough room otherwise. Treadmill about 10 feet from where I sit now.

Haven't been on it much in the last two weeks though, after hurting my foot in a stupid fall.

I'm such a creature of habit, getting out of the habit for a week or so means I haven't been back on it this week, even though my foot is pretty much healed.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (hku12)

211 americanthinker.com/a dallas judge is forcing a man to pay for his sons sex transition

Hole E Fk, these three women, the wife, Judge and Therapist all want the father to pay for a 8 year old boys sex change.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (OjZpE)

212 I am deadlifting a 12oz beer right now.......fight me!
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 14, 2020 04:02 PM (ldOBo)
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What kind of beer are we fighting over?

If it's Coors, no, thanks, you can keep it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


***

.5 liter Haufbrau.
Straight from Munich.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)

213 This is scientific proof that women's sexual preferences determine what men become.

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Yeah I have a very strong breath now as a result of all the blowup dolls I own.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (+dsLj)

214 So when you say, "Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men." take that with the tablespoon of salt that is: there are more smart men than smart women.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020
++++++++++
So, what's the wager?
- This woman - with her superior intellect - doesn't understand distributions and bell curves.
- This woman - with her superior intellect - understands distributions and bell curves but is lying about them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (hYcqw)

215 It's a miracle humans have survived and thrived with all the testosterone is men have.


Just amazing. Almost like it's made up bullshit that testosterone turns men into raving mad lunatic rapists.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (WvQcX)

216 Say a manager of 6 people got down to only having 5 people. In 9 months 2 quit and they were only able to find 1 replacement. If I leave at the end of the month that will be 3 quitting in 9 months and only 1 hire that took 8 months to find.
Would you think that there was a problem?

But if there was 6 of one, five of a kind and half dozen of another, how many would you need?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (ZSK0i)

217 SaltLifeLurker

Wow. Huzzah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (u82oZ)

218
Clothing plays a big role as well. Properly fitted clothing does wonders for ones appearance and hides a multitude of flaws.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:19 PM (SgjGX)

________

A truth many women would be well advised to heed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (mht8P)

219 congrats SaltLifeLurker!
that is inspiring!

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 04:23 PM (LgMzo)

220 Lulz, gotta admit this is pretty damn good parody. "Women control their emotions better during confrontations" is A+ bait material.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 14, 2020 04:23 PM (icI8A)

221 A truth many women would be well advised to heed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (mht8P)

Men as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:23 PM (SgjGX)

222 Say a manager of 6 people got down to only having 5 people. In 9 months 2 quit and they were only able to find 1 replacement. If I leave at the end of the month that will be 3 quitting in 9 months and only 1 hire that took 8 months to find.
Would you think that there was a problem?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (UUBmN)
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No. Thanks to postmodern math, the manager still has six people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:23 PM (hYcqw)

223 Pass the Spanx.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 04:23 PM (ZSK0i)

224 Say a manager of 6 people got down to only having 5 people. In 9 months 2 quit and they were only able to find 1 replacement. If I leave at the end of the month that will be 3 quitting in 9 months and only 1 hire that took 8 months to find.

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I was told there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel at August 14, 2020 04:24 PM (+dsLj)

225 No. Thanks to postmodern math, the manager still has six people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:23 PM (hYcqw)

Union accounting says he has ten.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:24 PM (SgjGX)

226
To get to the midpoint of "Normal" BMI, I would have to lose 10 more pounds. This is not going to happen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:24 PM (mht8P)

227 I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than some dumb ol girl.

Posted by: freaked at August 14, 2020 04:24 PM (Tnijr)

228 Bad that males go to the gym and sweat?

Ever catch a whiff of some of those gym-darlings? They either drip cheap perfume as they walk by in expensive lycra, or, smell far worse than any guy after any intense weights sessions.

One of the reasons I stopped going to the local sweat shop - too many gym-angels out man hunting and not working out. I'll stick to home weights, walking, and woods hikes.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:25 PM (9ks3L)

229
Hole E Fk, these three women, the wife, Judge and Therapist all want the father to pay for a 8 year old boys sex change.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (OjZpE)

This is child abuse. Case Closed.

She should lose all parental rights and the judge should be disbarred. The "therapist" should be drug behind a horse.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.


Which is why Katie, Girl Genius, is writing click-bait for this Macedonian fake ad spam-gutter.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 04:26 PM (luzVb)

231 Ever Been So Drunk You Assaulted a Restaurant?

No, although I did once time bang the drain pipe on the grease dumpster.

Don't judge, I didn't cum...

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at August 14, 2020 04:26 PM (d6DSt)

232
Men as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:23 PM (SgjGX)

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Fair enough, but I never see morbidly steatopygic men in yoga pants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:26 PM (mht8P)

233 something I've just learned from my personal life that may be relevant here in regard to weight loss/gain and such. As I have been Covid-retired since March from my career as a software developer (I jump in and out of the word "engineer" as appropriate...going with 'developer' today, but whatevs...) I have been doing a lot of handyman and light carpentry/construction work at our cabin/retreat. Since I'm not in the general rat-race groove and such, I have also given up my moderately light workouts of swimming 1000 yards (< 30 minutes) a day. I am quite certain that muscle-wise I am burning more calories per day doing this sort of physical work today vs my swimming in the past. So I was expecting that my hunger/desire for calories would increase and I would need to watch my weight even more. What has actually happened however, is that I don't have the hunger cravings that I used to have when doing desk work. I have a theory that this is because the ratio of cycles my brain is going through relative to the amount of physical work that I'm doing (BC/PW) has gone down. According to my theory, evolutionally/biologically a relatively brain-evolved species might see significant use of BC as an indication of physical conflict, either in battle or against nature and thus kick off the "feed me" mechanism in order for the subject to have plenty of energy stored for the physical conflict. In modern environments the BC functionality is increasing while the PW variable is decreasing.

Posted by: WTP at August 14, 2020 04:26 PM (HA2LH)

234 Clothing plays a big role as well. Properly fitted clothing does wonders for ones appearance and hides a multitude of flaws.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

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Are you sure this wasn't posted by fashions by Omar the tent-maker?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 14, 2020 04:26 PM (gtatv)

235 No. Thanks to postmodern math, the manager still has six people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:23 PM (hYcqw)

Union accounting says he has ten.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
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It is the accounting department...lol!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (UUBmN)

236 I pulled 315. Felt good man.

Took this week off as last week was de-load week. Monday cranking it back up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (AouXo)

237 Clothing plays a big role as well. Properly fitted clothing does wonders for ones appearance and hides a multitude of flaws.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:19 PM (SgjGX)

Wade a minute! What you trying to say here???

Posted by: Mankini and Ankle Bracelet Clad Beachgoer ... at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (LPnfS)

238 She should lose all parental rights and the judge should be disbarred. The "therapist" should be drug behind a horse.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe the kid and father can find political asylum in some sane country like Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (TmiQy)

239 Dear journalist kate...
Shut the Fuck up. Just because you can't find a man who wants to fuck you does not mean the rest of us can't have a real man. We, of course, are not all supermodels or twenty-something hard body hotties. What we are is ready, willing, and able to let men be men. They sweat, swear, fight, fuck, and boss people around. They fix things, kill stuff and put strong arms around us when we need it. They aren't perfect, but neither are we. They are, however perfect FOR us. If you have a problem with that....... We don't care.
Sincerely,
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (Vxu+H)

240 Hole E Fk, these three women, the wife, Judge and Therapist all want the father to pay for a 8 year old boys sex change.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (OjZpE)

"smart women" uh huh
science? nope
whim? yes
mentally retarded whim and narcissism

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (rjE57)

241 50 pounds lost since Christmas. At my goal weight.

Not a no carb diet, but I've cut out carbs significantly. I limit myself to a a half a cup of rice or 1 piece of bread or a bowl of oatmeal per day. Now that it's summer, I'm eating mainly salads and things like roast chicken. During the colder months, I was cooking most of my meals in the Instant Pot. I found Brittany Williams' "Instant Loss" cookbook very helpful and used it a lot - the recipes are simple. Williams lost 125 lbs. cooking with her Instant Pot and air fryer (I don't own an air fryer).

I spend 40 minutes on the treadmill daily and have worked up to the point where I am almost but not quite running. I don't want to run, since although I am only 29, I have my knees to think about. Because Wuhan flu and world events make me crazy, I walk a hour every afternoon. That's more to clear my head and get fresh air - I'm not power-walking or anything like that. But I notice that going up hills is a breeze and not the chore it was in February. I do push-ups and lunges to loosen up before I get on the treadmill.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (HabA/)

242 >>> Clothing plays a big role as well. Properly fitted clothing does wonders for ones appearance and hides a multitude of flaws.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:19 PM (SgjGX)

________

A truth many women would be well advised to heed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:22 PM (mht8P)

No, no. Yoga pants looks great on everyone. Really.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (amQo5)

243 >>> There are probably a lot of males at the lower end of the curve too. Isn't that how it works?

Yeppers. But like I said. Your exact level of smarts when you're not really smart (be it slightly bright vs a box of hair) really doesn't matter much. You can get a decent job, live a decent life, you aren't going to contribute anything thought wise to the world. Like most personal attributes only being exceptional is really important. Being Slightly above average to average to below average just doesn't matter.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020 04:28 PM (Y6UV7)

244
9 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men.

Something tells me she doesn't want to get into the actual data there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (S+F2a)

Yeah, she's confusing the data.

Both men and women have the same mean or "average" intelligence.

However -

The distribution of IQs for men and women are different.

*Prepare your fainting couch*

The bell curve of women's IQs is more narrow (or penis shaped).

That means that there are a greater percentage of women with "average" intelligence than men. Which makes sense as women are the primary caregivers of children and a moronic (the bad kind) Mom doesn't work out so well evolutionarily.

The bell curve for men's IQs is wider ( or boob shaped). Which means as a general proposition that there are a greater percentage of men with lower than average IQs than women but also that there are more men with higher than average IQs than women....and now you know the main reason for the "Glass Ceiling".

*You may now put away your fainting couches*

This difference holds up across all races and nations worldwide.

So, the ditz got it wrong.

There are more women of "average" intelligence than men.

But, there are more men of higher than "average" than women. As well as more men with lower than "average" intelligence.

The science is settled, baby!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2020 04:28 PM (dWwl8)

245 Burpees: Harvester of Fear
(part 3 in a 3 part series)

My final thoughts on Burpees. I'm in month 4 now and all the remarkable changes to body composition and stamina have all but ceased. All the low hanging fruit has been gathered up. But like a bad computer model I had somehow predicted I would get huge and jacked based on the remarkable initial improvements. That's obviously delusional, a reminder that critical thinking is always an important habit to cultivate. I'm still doing 100 a day in the morning. Now I do them 6 days a week instead of seven. And this lead me to an important epiphany. This is precisely the moment in my gym rat days I would have "mixed it up" and started some other routine, focusing on arms or blasting my back. I was stuck in those days chasing short term, easy gains with no sense of the big picture. So I'm sticking with burpees. I'm going to climb up that tree and pick away at the fruit higher up.

When I first got into burpees it was solely to slow down my lockdown weight gain. I read a lot about the mental benefits of the exercise, and I never really gave a shit about that. But I've found they have helped me tremendously with my anxiety. Time and circumstances have made me a very anxious and fearful person. The lockdown was a crisis point for me due to my living circumstances. I also find burpees terrifying at times, as each rep gets impossibly harder then the last in the longer sets. There's a feeling of climbing higher and higher on a cliff. I'm breathing so hard sometimes that it interferes with the movement of my body. But facing your fears everyday and overcoming them starts to effect your outlook. You know in a flight or fight situation you have tons of gas in the tank. I've also seen my OCD like toughts and behaviors have diminished. I'm much less inclined to see misfortune as some kind of Bad Omen. And some minor ritualistic behavior is mostly gone. When I first turned to medication after a couple of anxiety attacks (believe me, they are much worse than they sound) I got only partial relief. Now the idea of having an anxiety attack sounds absurd.

I've also started on pull ups, an exercise I find excruciatingly hard. So I'll post my progression on that in another Gainz thread. Carry on!

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 04:28 PM (q177U)

246 Jhakaas!

Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2020 04:28 PM (X5CsJ)

247 >> [ Hatari ] I'd be able to do more, except my
>> plantar fasciitis won't go away

I replace my insoles with Dr. Scholls insoles. That definitely helps. You could also mix some cycling in with your running.

Posted by: 40 miles north at August 14, 2020 04:28 PM (o2vOl)

248 Journalist Katie?

That's her fucking byline?

Hahahaha.. yes, I will seriously consider advice from a "journalist" with the name of Journalist Katie...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 04:29 PM (CjFDo)

249 Aren't there laws protecting children from the crazy shit?

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 04:29 PM (PisyI)

250 Say a manager of 6 people got down to only having 5 people. In 9 months 2 quit and they were only able to find 1 replacement. If I leave at the end of the month that will be 3 quitting in 9 months and only 1 hire that took 8 months to find.
Would you think that there was a problem?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (UUBmN)


Yeah! People are lazy and it's hard to find good help

Posted by: Asshole Boss, it's never my fault at August 14, 2020 04:29 PM (z79tQ)

251 Fair enough, but I never see morbidly steatopygic men in yoga pants.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:26 PM (mht8P)

No, but you see them in other things that are, IMHO, must as bad. Tight jeans, sloppy t-shirts, cargo shorts, etc.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:30 PM (SgjGX)

252 It can go the other way. Famously, in Eastern European shtetls, Jewish
boys and young men who studied all the time and were intellectual
nebbishes were considered to be "good catches," because they likely
would grow up to be rabbis or successful teachers or whatever - -so
"smart" boys were the most likely to get married and have kids. So all
the boys studied -- if only for the sole reason of being a mating dance
technique. End result of 500 years of this is that the smartest guys had
the most kids, who inherited dad's smarts - -and you get a population
with an overall high IQ.

People think of IQ changing in terms of normal, relatively undirected evolution, but this is a case where selective breeding changed the population very quickly. I have a book about this specific example, but can't remember the name. (uh-oh, I'm regressing)

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 04:30 PM (v16oJ)

253 Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 04:28 PM (q177U)

Good for you. Gonna add burpees to my general weight training. Good end of workout routine to make me hate life.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 14, 2020 04:30 PM (AouXo)

254 Aren't there laws protecting children from the crazy shit?
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 04:29 PM (PisyI)
++++++++++
Specifically? Probably not. Generally? Yeah, absolutely. Abuse is abuse.

But the law is dead. We are in an era of rule by edict, and those handing down the edicts are the produce of 50+ years of postmodern training.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:30 PM (hYcqw)

255 When I see someone, like in that sidebar 2+2 piece, who likes to say "my witchcraft is stronger than you science" I am seized with an urge to say "you know my science says gunpowder burns really really fast and can hurl his little chunk of metal really really fast, so lets see which is better. I'll point this at you and pull the trigger and you see if you can stop it with chanting or something. If you can, you win!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2020 04:30 PM (Kpl3J)

256 239 Dear journalist kate...
Shut the Fuck up. Just because you can't find a man who wants to fuck you does not mean the rest of us can't have a real man. We, of course, are not all supermodels or twenty-something hard body hotties. What we are is ready, willing, and able to let men be men. They sweat, swear, fight, fuck, and boss people around. They fix things, kill stuff and put strong arms around us when we need it. They aren't perfect, but neither are we. They are, however perfect FOR us. If you have a problem with that....... We don't care.
Sincerely,
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (Vxu+H)
+++++++

Wow.... I'd quote Slim Pickins, but I don't want to spoil the moment

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:30 PM (9ks3L)

257 Totally OT: between the beginning of WWII and the end of the Korean War Exxon's production, at the demand of the government, of Jet fuel, toluene, asphalt, but primarily jet fuel increased 3,500%.

WWII the government demanded the company increase production and denied the company pollution solutions it requested at the time.

Now, this enlightened millennia government demanded cleanup but would not take ownership of the problem.

Exxon sues for $25 million, less than half of what it cost them to clean up.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/exxon-takes-govt-to-court

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (h7ejD)

258 50 pounds lost since Christmas. At my goal weight.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (HabA/)

Great job!
yeah, watch the knees
So many people I know have or are getting knee replacements.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (rjE57)

259 A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday threw out California's ban on high-capacity ammunition magazines, saying the law violates the U.S. Constitution's protection of the right to bear firearms.

"Even well-intentioned laws must pass constitutional muster," appellate Judge Kenneth Lee wrote for the panel's majority.

Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (X5CsJ)

260 Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Bravo. Well said.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (u82oZ)

261 Journalist Katie?

That's her fucking byline?

Hahahaha.. yes, I will seriously consider advice from a "journalist" with the name of Journalist Katie...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 04:29 PM (CjFDo)

Truth be told, that shit she just pooped out there is NOT journalism, so her byline is a lie.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

262
Would you think that there was a problem?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (UUBmN)

Yeah! People are lazy and it's hard to find good help
Posted by: Asshole Boss, it's never my fault at August 14, 2020 04:29 PM (z79tQ)

__________

No boss ever reached his position by taking responsibility for the work of people under him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:32 PM (mht8P)

263 Yeah! People are lazy and it's hard to find good help
Posted by: Asshole Boss, it's never my fault at August 14, 2020 04:29 PM (z79tQ)
+++++++++
This is something that once made me really respect a professor. We had an exam and I walked out knowing that I had bombed it. I didn't know what I needed to know to pass. I had studied, kept up with the course material, all of it - but I failed anyway.

The next class, she opened with "I am not handing back anyone's exam. I am cancelling it, and it's not going into anyone's grade. We had no passing grades on this exam, and the average score was around 20%. It's clear that I did something wrong here, and you won't be punished for it. I have prepared a revised syllabus and new assignments so we can catch up, and the new exam will be the end of next week."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:33 PM (hYcqw)

264 Fuck, how many of you have figured out this is a parody ?

I know it's hard these days. hahaha

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 04:33 PM (M+Lyo)

265 lulz, Trump just grabbed four Iranian oil tankers by the pussy (they were headed to Venezuela)


haaaahahahahahaahahh

Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel at August 14, 2020 04:33 PM (+dsLj)

266 The problem with some people is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
Posted by: SkylerKat at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (SXIn9)

The "party of science" in a nutshell.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 04:33 PM (pezLR)

267 Ugh....I can't fucking stand to listen to Andrew Cuomo talk.

How the fuck could you idiots elect that piece of shit?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

268 Hole E Fk, these three women, the wife, Judge and Therapist all want the father to pay for a 8 year old boys sex change.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 04:21 PM (OjZpE)


People are evil.

Get a good lawyer, dad, and a better therapist. Treat this like your son's life depends on it, because it does.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:34 PM (hku12)

269 Thanks salty. I'm getting really pissed off with this whole "hate men" campaign.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 04:34 PM (Vxu+H)

270

"I wanna sexup yo mouf..."

Posted by: ESPN Journalist at August 14, 2020 04:34 PM (d6DSt)

271 The problem with some people is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
Posted by: SkylerKat at August 14, 2020 04:07 PM (SXIn9)

The Dunning Kruger effect

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 04:34 PM (M+Lyo)

272 Thanks salty. I'm getting really pissed off with this whole "hate men" campaign.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 04:34 PM (Vxu+H)
+++++++++++
We're on like decade four of it now. And it's the full-on mainstream.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:35 PM (hYcqw)

273 239 Dear journalist kate...
Shut the Fuck up. Just because you can't find a man who wants to fuck you does not mean the rest of us can't have a real man. We, of course, are not all supermodels or twenty-something hard body hotties. What we are is ready, willing, and able to let men be men. They sweat, swear, fight, fuck, and boss people around. They fix things, kill stuff and put strong arms around us when we need it. They aren't perfect, but neither are we. They are, however perfect FOR us. If you have a problem with that....... We don't care.
Sincerely,
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 04:27 PM (Vxu+H


Where can my wife find a guy like that?

Posted by: Tater at August 14, 2020 04:35 PM (WvQcX)

274 How the fuck could you idiots elect that piece of shit?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

===

Or his mobbed-up dad

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 04:36 PM (JvZF+)

275

Yo means hate whitey men... y'all beetches loves my massive dark meat...

Posted by: ESPN Journalist at August 14, 2020 04:36 PM (d6DSt)

276

Journalist Katie
Open-minded journalist with a passion for social justice. Truth seeker. Vegan.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 04:36 PM (rjE57)

277 Journalist Katie
Open-minded journalist with a passion for social justice. Truth seeker. Vegan.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 04:36 PM (rjE57)
+++++++++++++
I call out the first two words as bullshit. The rest is likely accurate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)

278
Where can my wife find a guy like that?
Posted by: Tater at August 14, 2020 04:35 PM (WvQcX)

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The fact that someone married Tater is a freakin' mystery of life. It beggars belief. It's up there with the platypus in the "just why did this happen?" category.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 04:37 PM (/nZod)

279
I have a personal trainer who refuses to let me get out of shape.

My 7 year old Border Collie!

Posted by: stumck at August 14, 2020 04:38 PM (uksaT)

280
Get a good lawyer, dad, and a better therapist. Treat this like your son's life depends on it, because it does.

He's been fighting it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 04:38 PM (Zmnko)

281 Aren't there laws protecting children from the crazy shit?
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 04:29 PM (PisyI)
++++++++++
Specifically? Probably not. Generally? Yeah, absolutely. Abuse is abuse.

But the law is dead. We are in an era of rule by edict, and those handing down the edicts are the produce of 50+ years of postmodern training.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:30 PM (hYcqw)


The tranny zealots are using the rather tepid link someone found in some study, that says if you don't let the kiddos lop their decks off, or addadictomy procedures, they'll kill themselves.

Even though there are MUCH CLEARER studies showing a link between suicide and people who've had transition drugs/surgery.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:38 PM (hku12)

282 Have we worked out whether this is a parody or not yet?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 04:38 PM (t+qrx)

283
No boss ever reached his position by taking responsibility for the work of people under him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 04:32 PM (mht8P)

That is an entirely different thing.

But guys totally unlike me can make life so miserable for employees that turnover and burnout become a thing.
Not me of course

Posted by: Asshole Boss, it's never my fault at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (z79tQ)

284
The fact that someone married Tater is a freakin' mystery of life. It beggars belief. It's up there with the platypus in the "just why did this happen?" category.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 04:37 PM (/nZod)

Some women don't care who the sub is as long as it begs and can take the whip.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (Vxu+H)

285 Get a good lawyer, dad, and a better therapist. Treat this like your son's life depends on it, because it does.
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He's been fighting it
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 04:38 PM (Zmnko)


Great, but when I see the story presented as "they're trying to make him pay for his kid's sex change operation," I'm thinking someone might be focusing too much attention on the money aspect of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)

286 Have we worked out whether this is a parody or not yet?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 04:38 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++
I clicked and strolled through the site. I doubt it, but real life and parody are becoming indistinguishable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (hYcqw)

287 it's parody and the links are parody

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (rjE57)

288 https://www.weaselzippers.us/453976-video-kamala- harris-jokes-about-killing-trump-pence-on-national- television/

Um.........

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

289 Don't you bumbling idiots realize that working out is highly unprincipled?!? You should read my new Article at the Bulwark The Conservative Case for being a Fat Grifter.

Posted by: Kaptain Bill Kristol at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (tVQUs)

290 What's actually comical is this women, if she's real, actually wishes some dude would slap her ass, drag her to bed and have his way with her.

Posted by: Tater at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (WvQcX)

291 I've lost around 20 pounds the last couple of months. Need to put on some more muscle, but I really wanted to dump some fat first. Still need to lose more, but I plan work on building muscle first.

Posted by: physics geek at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (huQJB)

292 Have we worked out whether this is a parody or not yet?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 04:38 PM (t+qrx)


SSSSHHH! It's funner seeing people present wall of text arguments against it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (hku12)

293 Great, but when I see the story presented as "they're trying to make him pay for his kid's sex change operation," I'm thinking someone might be focusing too much attention on the money aspect of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++++
It's another front. The dad did something completely unacceptable: he opposed. Now they not only have to do it, they have to make him pay for it. The only way for this to end in a satisfactory manner to the people perpetrating it is if dad eats a bullet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (hYcqw)

294 Off disgusting sock

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (WvQcX)

295 The tranny zealots are using the rather tepid link someone found in some study, that says if you don't let the kiddos lop their decks off, or addadictomy procedures, they'll kill themselves.

Even though there are MUCH CLEARER studies showing a link between suicide and people who've had transition drugs/surgery.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:38 PM (hku12)

The suicide rate is basically unchanged before or after surgery, so as a solution for the problem, "reassignment" surgery is pure undiluted quackery, on a level with lobotomies.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (pezLR)

296 Alpha males are what have allowed for a civil society. I think of them in the same terms as a CCW.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (ShAcG)

297 Fuck, how many of you have figured out this is a parody ?



I know it's hard these days. hahaha

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 04:33 PM (M+Lyo)

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Truth is stranger than fiction morphed into Muggerige's Law so slowly I didn't notice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (cfSRQ)

298 Dollars to donuts Tater is a marriage of convenience.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:42 PM (WvQcX)

299 >>>Good for you. Gonna add burpees to my general weight training. Good end of workout routine to make me hate life.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 14, 2020 04:30 PM (AouXo)

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 04:42 PM (q177U)

300

TGIF all.

drink and be merry

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 04:42 PM (rjE57)

301 Babylon Bee is not parody.

#changemymind
Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel

Real life: Fauci Is in Favor of a National Mask Mandate

Babylon Bee: Study Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 04:42 PM (+y/Ru)

302 I finally got above my benchpress plateau, I kept crapping out at my target rep on 4th set, i can finally add on a little more weight.

Leg days still suck more ass than Kamala at a job review, but whatever.

Does anyone like leg day? Anyone NOT evil or insane?

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:42 PM (6MoD2)

303 Does anyone like leg day? Anyone NOT evil or insane?
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:42 PM (6MoD2)

I do.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 04:43 PM (SgjGX)

304 Does anyone like leg day? Anyone NOT evil or insane?
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:42 PM (6MoD2


Unless leg day involves women in summer dresses, no.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:44 PM (WvQcX)

305 Leg days still suck more ass than Kamala at a job review, but whatever.

Does anyone like leg day? Anyone NOT evil or insane?
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:42 PM (6MoD2)

I live for that shit!
I never miss and opportunity to miss an opportunity.

Posted by: Cameo by Dom Mazetti at August 14, 2020 04:44 PM (z79tQ)

306 That kid will have a good chance of not living past his teenage years if he doesn't get away from his mother.
They have taken a mental illness and turned it into a birthright.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 04:45 PM (OjZpE)

307 Unless leg day involves women in summer dresses, no.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:44 PM (WvQcX)
++++++++++++
You want women in summer dresses.
You'd accept women in jeans.
You'll get a hairy tranny in a miniskirt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)

308 That kid will have a good chance of not living past his teenage years if he doesn't get away from his mother.

They have taken a mental illness and turned it into a birthright.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 04:45 PM (OjZpE)
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Munchausen by proxy is a way of life now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 04:46 PM (cfSRQ)

309 You want women in summer dresses.
You'd accept women in jeans.
You'll get a hairy tranny in a miniskirt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw


Wait..no. That's not how this works!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 04:46 PM (WvQcX)

310 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 04:46 PM (q177U)

311 To paraphrase a bit of Ancient Chinese Philosophical Whiz-Dumb and stuff . . . "Never Stick Dick In Cray-Zee"

Posted by: Dr_No at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (mu5GU)

312 Great, but when I see the story presented as "they're trying to make him pay for his kid's sex change operation," I'm thinking someone might be focusing too much attention on the money aspect of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++++
It's another front. The dad did something completely unacceptable: he opposed. Now they not only have to do it, they have to make him pay for it. The only way for this to end in a satisfactory manner to the people perpetrating it is if dad eats a bullet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:41 PM (hYcqw)


I'm getting the sense these gals want all us males to eat a bullet.

Chopping your son's deck off seems like a clear case of Freudian level symbolic revenge.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (hku12)

313 This is more 'couch potato' related than 'gainzzzzz' related but...

Has anyone ever watched the Irish cops TV show, Red Rock? I've been binge watching it and it's some good easy entertainment. Amazon prime has seasons 1-3 (I believe there are 6 seasons). There's like 70 episodes a season but they're very short...20+ mins. in length. And now I'm pissed because the last episode of season 3, that's available, is a cliff hanger and I can't find the remaining episode of that season. Why do they do that with some shows? Pisses me off.

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (cF8AT)

314 80 I had a dental procedure yesterday, and they told me not to exercise hard for THREE WEEKS. Ridiculous. I normally work out every day, and now I've got to settle for a damn stroll around the block.

The liquid diet should help me lose a few, though. I'm not actually restricted, other than not eating crunchy or sticky foods (and no chocolate for some reason???), but it hurts to chew. I'm so hungry.

As a retired dentist.....find a new dentist. Somebody is practicing CYA healthcare. Give them the Trump Treatment.

Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (k+h+d)

315 Great, but when I see the story presented as "they're trying to make him pay for his kid's sex change operation," I'm thinking someone might be focusing too much attention on the money aspect of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)

It's an insult on top of grievous injuries.

In some cases, the insult rises to a level equal to the rest of the injuries, or even superior to them.

IE, "not only are we doing this to you with impunity, but we're going to make you pay for the privilege of being our example."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (pezLR)

316 News chyron here reports that PDT's younger brother, Robert, hospitalized in NY according to the WH.

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More info.

https://bit.ly/2E0BInp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

317 Yep, as we say around Casa HoD, we both have got the Covid 19 - pounds that is.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (nFRLh)

318 Yo Nood

Posted by: Cameo by Dom Mazetti at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (z79tQ)

319 259
A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday
threw out California's ban on high-capacity ammunition magazines, saying
the law violates the U.S. Constitution's protection of the right to
bear firearms.



"Even well-intentioned laws must pass constitutional muster," appellate Judge Kenneth Lee wrote for the panel's majority.

Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (X5CsJ)

Expect an en banc rehearing, which may make this short-lived. But for the time being, they applied strict scrutiny to CA's infringement, which is a welcome change from other circuits, and may become a circuit split to make SCOTUS finally determine that the 2A is not so different as other fundamental liberties that require strict scrutiny to pass constitutional muster.
It is a victory. But it may be a temporary victory of a battle in the long war.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 04:48 PM (KnJdm)

320 I got so much testosterone I will can some and ship it to Journalist Katie so she can rub it on her tender spots when she's feeling frisky.

But first she will blow me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 04:49 PM (Z+IKu)

321 "Hahahaha.. yes, I will seriously consider advice from a "journalist" with the name of Journalist Katie..."

You'll take it and like it!

Posted by: Journalist Karen at August 14, 2020 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

322 https://www.weaselzippers.us/453976-video-kamala- harris-jokes-about-killing-trump-pence-on-national- television/

Um.........



The insane cackle that went on too long was a nice touch.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (9dzlp)

323 18 Out of 20 Members of Facebook's Fact-Checking Board Have Ties to George Soros

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Well, I'm reassured.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (+y/Ru)

324 We here at Playa del Memphis Pay-As-You-Go Casino and Temporary Health Resort would dearly love to be back in our Fitness Center, but "Management" has seen fit to remove the old number-key lock and replace it with a single-key-only door lock 'n knob system that none of the residents have a key to. That's been the story since February - when we were told it would only be 'temporary' . . . how fuckin' 'temporary' is six months? To paraphrase the old rock tune title, 'What Were Once Gainzz Have Now Become Losses' - that was the Doobie Bros, wasn't it?

Posted by: Dr_No at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (mu5GU)

325 Normal women aren't interested in neutered men. I've always found this area of progressivism especially odd. In the 70's, it was "real men don't eat quiche." Now it's "real men don't act like men."
Normal women like men with testosterone. We crave them. We go to great lengths to try and attract them.

Posted by: Scout at August 14, 2020 04:53 PM (KGaWE)

326 "Hahahaha.. yes, I will seriously consider advice from a "journalist" with the name of Journalist Katie..."

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She knew what she wanted to be in the maternity ward.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 04:54 PM (+y/Ru)

327 I'm blessedly married, before people went totally fucking insane.

If I wasn't married today, I'd be a fucking hermit. Except maybe once in a while, I'd get a decent call girl.

After seeing how single young women behave today, I'd be MGTOW all the way.

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:58 PM (6MoD2)

328 Babylon Bee is not parody.

#changemymind
Posted by: Two Weeks From Working Out With Zooey Deschanel

Real life: Fauci Is in Favor of a National Mask Mandate

Babylon Bee: Study Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I trust Dr. Pepper more...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 05:03 PM (UUBmN)

329 The only way for this to end in a satisfactory manner to the people perpetrating it is if dad eats a bullet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 04:41

I can think of a more satisfactory ending. It does involve bullets, but it does not involve the dad eating one.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (d/5jB)

330 Ever Been So Drunk You Assaulted a Restaurant?


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No, but I think I knocked up a rhododendron bush once.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (h1jJh)

331 Normal women aren't interested in neutered men. I've always found this
area of progressivism especially odd. In the 70's, it was "real men
don't eat quiche." Now it's "real men don't act like men."
Normal women like men with testosterone. We crave them. We go to great lengths to try and attract them.

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Women like guys with skillz...like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills....

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 05:15 PM (h1jJh)

332 I started low carbing in April and dropped 25 pounds


But it made me very aggressive toward donuts

Posted by: DaveinTexas at August 14, 2020 05:20 PM (fGqYg)

333 Good Lord. Siting dog castration?

Someone should ask her about that sharia thing they do to women.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (rjE57)

Many recent studies -- ones vets will never cite -- refute the dog castration narrative. In some case, dogs become more aggressive. Also many health risks, including degenerative myopathy and cancer. This is true for spaying as well. You'd think that ripping out the entire sexual apparatus of an animal at 6 months old would have raised concerns before now.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (H8QX8)

334 Smash the filthy tribe swill and stack their corpses in Times Square. Nothing will change for the better until then!!!

Posted by: Mark Matis at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (nZJej)

335 Women are, on average, intellectually superior to men. This intellectual maturity allows them to have a greater hold on their emotions when faced with confrontation.

She said this

Posted by: hevel varik at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (quVbM)

336 I went to this site and read the article, then I read the comments. (I really like a blog/Article that allows comments, I think it shows thin skin to not allow comments, (thinking of you New York Times when you write next month about how 9/11 was really our fault, and how you will bravely not allow comments))
Every comments was along the lines of "please tell me you are not this stupid."

So I looked up a few more articles and the comments are just as snarky. The whole purpose of the site is to generate negative hits.

Posted by: Picric at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (nonGu)

337 Nood from the looks of it.

Posted by: Picric at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (nonGu)

338 Can we please avoid creating a "karen" meme from a "katie" name? I have a stake in this.

TYIA.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (Kpbco)

Supercut of America's Trashiest Wine Aunt (TM) and Queen of Karens Mika Brzezinsky Melting Down On Air

I don't think Joe Scarborough is bringing it in bed. His shrew is hysterical and she's obsessed with another man.

Can't he gentle her down?

Stay with it -- by the end, she's actually shouting.

She's breathing heavily throughout it. Hyperventilating.

She wants to speak to Trump's manager, Mister!

Posted by: Ace at 02:48 PM




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1 Yikes

Posted by: JOE! at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (Zmnko)

2 And so I begin!

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (UAMe5)

3 yeek

Posted by: Beaded Lizard at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (Vy7tf)

4 Almost...

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (UAMe5)

5 Joe and she should get something straight between them.

Posted by: Hotspur at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (yiiDy)

6 Children in cages. During Drag Queen Story Hour.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (Vy7tf)

7 Shut up Karen

Posted by: Drewbicle at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (8TP0r)

8 5 Joe and she should get something straight between them.

I'm guessing it's got that banana bow to it.

Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (8erNz)

9
If the "it" Joe brings is a Hillary's Epi-Pen guy, well that is it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

10 heh

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (BRkq2)

11 Everything she's screeching is a F'ing lie

Posted by: JOE! at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)

12 44 seconds

Posted by: nip at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (yoqcZ)

13 OMG, she is UNHINGED!!

Just look at the guests faces, LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

14
She's pissed because the evil Jooz in Israel made her dead dad look bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

15 Melts? Did someone throw a bucket of water on her?

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (HEEq1)

16 Yeah Joe should tell her to calm down.

I've heard slapping women when they get hysterical like this also works.

OTOH, maybe he wants to live.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (rw1l7)

17 PAOLO!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (LgMzo)

18 8 5 Joe and she should get something straight between them.

I'm guessing it's got that banana bow to it.
Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (8erNz)


Vienna sausage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

19 17 Yeah Joe should tell her to calm down.

I've heard slapping women when they get hysterical like this also works.

OTOH, maybe he wants to live.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (rw1l7)


He should pretend Mika's his intern...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

20 I never quite know what to do with posts like this one. I read it and instantly conclude: I'm not clicking that shit. Wanna fight about longbows and crossbows?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (H5knJ)

21 Calm down, Mika! CALM DOWN!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (sf1AO)
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And make me a sammich.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)

22 This is just the Left bringing itself off with it's manipulation and narrative.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

23 No one watches her anyway, but she needs an intervention

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)

24 Is she bleeding from her face?

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

25 Do I have to watch? Can I just talk all y'all's word for it?

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (cF8AT)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (arJlL)

27 Vienna sausage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)
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Cocktail weenie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)

28 She won't be happy until her adversaries are in ovens.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (vkS2Z)

29 The screaming meltdown on Election Night is going to be beyond epic, it's going to be fatal. They aren't going

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

30 26 Do I have to watch? Can I just talk all y'all's word for it?

Watch it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)

31 24 No one watches her anyway, but she needs an intervention
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)


Sorry. I'm against interventions. Not sending in the 82nd Airborne.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)

32 Holy crap, she's unhinged. She's gone completely bonkers.


Mad as a coot.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (p+DZD)

33 Lie after lie after lie....

Talking about herself again.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

34 Schmoe was offscreen controlling her pocket rocket...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (flINI)

35 They aren't going to let it go, and it will completely break them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

36 why's Mika in a mood?I thought everyone was so happy with Kamala getting selected

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (LgMzo)

37 Oh...I just remembered my speakers aren't working!

*hits play*

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

38 28 Vienna sausage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)
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Cocktail weenie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)


Song idea using that with Foreigner's "Jukebox Hero."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)

39 I'm embarrassed for her- and i HATE her. She's just pathetic.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (AD3JT)

40 We should swap the Karen meme photo from Kate +8 to Mika.

Posted by: pookysgirl, meme warrior at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (XKZwp)

41 Doesn't sound like people who believe they're 12 points ahead, do it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (oVJmc)

42 Joe has weak hands, that can't even leave a proper bruise on around her neck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX)

43 Charlottesville?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (Zmnko)

44 That's some Felonia von Pantsuit level bitterness.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (QqZlq)

45
Seriously, Paddy Chayefsky predicted this 44 years ago with "Network."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (s2VJv)

46 Bitch crazy

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (t55/8)

47 Shouldn't that be Trashiest Wine AunT?

Posted by: working_man at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (nRNiS)

48 Sadly, I know people that believe everything leaking from her top front hole.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (DB16e)

49 Yep, definitely in need of a good deep dicking.

Joe ain't cutting it. I'd suggest he invest in a Hitachi vibrating massager and a Trump mask.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (0jZnq)

50 Sounds like Mika isn't getting any thrills from pushing Joe's elevator button in bed.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (k/TB6)

51 She seems nice...

Posted by: Brian Stelter Orchestra at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (kon7k)

52 49 Sadly, I know people that believe everything leaking from her top front hole.
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (DB16e)


Prefrontal lobotomy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

53 I see I'm needed here.

Posted by: Guy who's always asking "Am I gonna have to slap a bitch?" at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (PbpT7)

54 Has somebody got a tranquilizer gun handy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)

55 Someone tell her to calm down.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (Qv3tQ)

56 50 Yep, definitely in need of a good deep dicking.

Joe ain't cutting it. I'd suggest he invest in a Hitachi vibrating massager and a Trump mask.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (0jZnq)


Fukuoko 3000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

57 The Paolo, he cannot, how you say, even.

Posted by: Paolo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (ejd/p)

58 Fox Poll: Biden would do better than Trump handling Coronavirus?!?!? Maybe we don't deserve what little remains of our floundering Republic. The vast majority of Americans are hopelessly ignorant to the point of being dangerous.

Posted by: PacosMojo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (yDtra)

59 I can't listen to her, not even for comic relief. She's just horrible.
If she ever spoke the truth, shed probably implode.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

60 >>why's Mika in a mood?I thought everyone was so happy with Kamala getting selected


His lies!
His botched COVID response!
His postal service stuff.
"HE MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE" blah blah blah

Probably forgot something, but she's on a tear.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (bDqIh)

61 55 Has somebody got a tranquilizer gun handy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)


"Whoa, we're not going near that."

- - Marlon Perkins and Jock

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (s2VJv)

62 .
Tell me that she doesn't boil bunnies on a regular basis.

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (IU8aO)

63 Bleeding from the eyes, bleeding from everywhere...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

64 Some Nineteenth Century physicians developed a profitable sideline treating the symptoms this woman exhibits by digital manipulation.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)

65 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

66 That was painful

Posted by: WHAM at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (2Q2wi)

67 Everything she mentions in the opening is confabulated.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (1eJby)

68 I don't think Joe Scarborough is bringing it in bed.

---------
The day the music died.

Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (sX1BW)

69 Seriously, Paddy Chayefsky predicted this 44 years ago with "Network."

Perhaps she will suffer the same end... metaphorically speaking of course

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)

70 I was able to stand 10 sec before my stomach started to rebel.
Reaching for ValuRite now.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (gtatv)

71 She started out by rattling off one lie after another after another about Trump.

Fuck off, cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

72 The online left are losing their damned minds over the post office deal

It's hilarious

"The Post Office is the best and greatest and most well- run thing ever but they have to have billions more now to handle a 1% increase in mail in October and November!!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)

73 Wow! She must be really guilty.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (vOGqy)

74 Translation:

Why don't Trump and all those icky Republican stooges do what I want??? Starting with suicide This Instant!!!!

I will scream and stomp my feet until you do!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (AMIL/)

75 I'd sniff her!

Posted by: Joe from Scrotem, PA Biden at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Z2qFv)

76 '55 Someone tell her to calm down.
Posted by: Nurse ratched '

'Tell that bitch to chill!'

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (IU8aO)

77 Some Nineteenth Century physicians developed a profitable sideline treating the symptoms this woman exhibits by digital manipulation.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)
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There's actually a movie about that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (UAMe5)

78 Am I mistaken in my impression that Mika has a bit of disdain for President Trump?

Who will be the first to suggest she might calm her mammiform protuberances?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (DMUuz)

79 Glenn Close with shorter hair.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (k/TB6)

80 Doesn't sound like people who believe they're 12 points ahead, do it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (oVJmc)

Sounds like someone who just got to the end of a contract with the devil, and can feel the sulfur on their skin.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (0HpOW)

81 She is be rite about Trump and nots caring !!!!! Trump lied and people died !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (qM84C)

82 Milhouse: "Nelson, I think he's really hurt!"

Nelson: "I said 'Ha ha'."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (6FeV1)

83 So Joe is obsessed about her and she is obsessed about Trump? Their sex life must be all kinds of weird.

Posted by: IC at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (a0IVu)

84 Still going on about Russia Russia Russia. They'll never let that go.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (oVJmc)

85 I remember how vicious to Palin she was on her show throughout the 2008 campaign.


I have no pity for her meltdown now.
She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

86 In the dark, all cats are Epidemiologists with a PhD or three.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (RuIsu)

87 I know what to do~~~!!!!!

Posted by: charlie pyches at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (S+F2a)

88 Calm down, Beavis!

Posted by: Butthead at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (Z2qFv)

89 What is that smell? It's like...dead intern in here.

Posted by: Mika at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (vOGqy)

90 Look she's got to be mentally unstable to have married Joe "intern killer" Scarborough.

But mostly I think that this is for show, because they feel guilty for having had Trump on and treating him well last election. So they have to show they're into the 2 minutes hate even more than everyone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

91 I don't understand how anyone would chose to be close to that black-hearted, whiny, scolding nag.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Rvt88)

92

She needs the SF 49'rs, if any of them still touch poon.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (d6DSt)

93 Vote for Trump. Because it's going to make this woman angrier.

There's all you need, all the justification necessary.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (hku12)

94 This is what a terminal case of TDS looks like.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

95 Not gonna watch it, but will take ace's and y'all's word for it.

I have not documented actual statistically significant benefit via randomized controlled trials, but I think it's probably good for me to have achieved the degree of isolation from contemporary idiocy that I have.

In 8 years, I managed to hear the affirmative action intern's voice probably less than I did the one day I was around him (before the national degradation of his election).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (OTzUX)

96 MSNBC Poll: 4 out of 5 dead Americans think Joe Biden would do a better job handling the COVID19 Virus then Trump. That's it.........The election is over !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (qM84C)

97 89 What is that smell? It's like...dead intern in here.
Posted by: Mika at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (vOGqy)


"Teen spirit?"

- - Kirk Cobain

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)

98 '

"I will not be ignored!"

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (IU8aO)

99
I have no pity for her meltdown now.
She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

She still hasn't gotten over Trump dissing her at a party then talking about her bloody face after plastic surgery.

The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Charlottesville?
Posted by: It's me donna

The progs are beating Charlottesville like a redheaded stepson. Discovery, Kommie-la, Mika. Apparently they don't realize Minneapolis, Chicago, Portland, Seattle, NYC, etc. make C-ville look like rowdy elementary school lunchroom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

101 Its worth voting for him just to watch people like this melt down. I really dig the Russia lies and the faces of her guests at the end. "Should I say something or just let her go on?" I think she needs an intervention

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (vL+6S)

102 I sure am relieved to know that the MFM isn't orchestrating a campaign against DJT. I know this to be true, because they said so. Bizarre.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LGXGf)

103 64 Some Nineteenth Century physicians developed a profitable sideline treating the symptoms this woman exhibits by digital manipulation.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)

Biden's a doctor now?

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LgMzo)

104 I'm too old to listen to her crap, but does the rant include a recipe for Boiled Bunny?

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (RuIsu)

105 maybe Joe can sing one of his chart topping songs for her.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (k/TB6)

106 Mika, Mika, babe, chill! Your going to undo your chin-work.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes , the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

107 All their fuming and pissing about Bushhitler and KKKarl Rove was just pre-season second string warm up games.

This here is the real 8-7, last game of the season, smash mouth derangement coming out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (6FeV1)

108

Mika is obviously hormonal, but to this level?

Did she, perchance, just before this screeching, have tea with the actors on The Spew, all of whom were synced-up, in solidarity, so they all got an extra-strong dose of E?

Tox-eeeeeeque.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (FlRtG)

109 I just had lunch. I don't need to make myself nauseous by looking at hysterical Mika's rant. I'll take your word for it, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (WkPC9)

110 I rate her rant 'Three Dead interns'.

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (IU8aO)

111 I don't understand how anyone would chose to be close to that black-hearted, whiny, scolding nag.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Rvt88

Her husband murdered an intern, so......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Imagine what she'd be like if Trump were ahead instead of "down by 11 pts". We ain't seen nuthin' yet!

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (vOGqy)

113 Her "reporting" is on the level of Kent Brockman's. The only thing missing is the technical difficulties still screen at the end of the video:

https://youtu.be/BiNRdsgFjMY

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (ch6++)

114 She looks like a blond female Hitler. All she needs is the little moustache.

And her father was a worthless tool too.

Posted by: Happy at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (GHaZw)

115 I too think Biden would do a better job handling the coronavirus. Can somebody get him a beakerful?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (rH0MC)

116 She is pissed because Joe didn't finger her yet !!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (qM84C)

117 "money coming in from Russah"

HAHA~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (S+F2a)

118 Fact .. That broad wants Trump to make her call him daddy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (Vxu+H)

119 What are the odds her ex-husband sends Joe a Christmas card with a thank you note inside every year?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (Vy7tf)

120 ...Hey Lady. I don't work at Walmart.

Posted by: R/IDontWorkHereLady at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (EH4jV)

121 Mike, the My Pillow guy could fix this.

At least, that's what I got from watching Tucker last night.

That's a meta-message.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

122 Person: woman. Man? Camera, teevee!

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (n8Pv5)

123 she's come undone

that is for sure

I bounce around the sirrius dial and check in on Moaning Joe and Mika occasionally.

They basically go off like this just about every morning. With no push back. They are in their own bubble and I like it.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (XTiHL)

124 So that's batshit crazy, good to know...

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (FJRRw)

125 103 64 Some Nineteenth Century physicians developed a profitable sideline treating the symptoms this woman exhibits by digital manipulation.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)

Biden's a doctor now?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LgMzo)

Not even with one of those grabby things old people use to get cans off the top shelf of the Shop'n'Save.

I do have standards, you know.

*sniff*

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (6FeV1)

126
Here, have another glass of wine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (mht8P)

127 She slept her way to the bottom and has discovered Joe is a worm, she has a right to be pissed

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (qZdIZ)

128

Bats.

She needs to stick bats in her hoochie.

Bat pussy, that'll fix her up!

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (d6DSt)

129 This isn't what it's like to be married, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (S+F2a)

130

She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (rjE57)

131
Mika. Don't be so shrill... if you get on Joe's bad side, you know what happens.

*drags finger across neck*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (/nZod)

132 114-
She does have the oddest hairstyle.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (AD3JT)

133 In the dark, all cats are Epidemiologists with a PhD or three.
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (RuIsu)
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Why else do you think CAT scans are so pricey?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (UAMe5)

134 I saw a post on Twitter today that was a compilation of Mika throwing herself at Trump and flirting with him. I think she wanted some and he was like nope.

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (LopHl)

135 She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?

She and Kamala got a discount deal?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (Zmnko)

136 >>The online left are losing their damned minds over the post office deal

It's hilarious



It really is.

They thought there was no way their mail-in voting stuff slipped into the current (pending? dead?) bail-out package could be stopped. Nancy and Chuck thought they were sooo clever, trapping Trump into deciding between helping people or stopping their national mail-in election.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

137 She still hasn't gotten over Trump dissing her at a party then talking about her bloody face after plastic surgery.



The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

---
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She's stalker-level wanting Trump. Makes Joe wear an orange wig.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (cfSRQ)

138 .
That was a hilarious rant.
I like the cut of her leg hair.

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (IU8aO)

139 This Karen needs to ask hubby bout his dead intern... then get back to us about that 5th ave joke from pdt.

Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (nzKWW)

140

Heh, her desperation is showing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (rjE57)

141 Mika needs a Midol.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

142 Trump really broke her. If you go back in time to the pre-campaign and early campaign (and hell, even mid-campaign), when Trump was still a joke candidate, you'll see what I mean. Mika had the hots for Trump. Bigly. She could barely keep her legs together.

But then he pulled it off. She had to go on the offensive with everyone else, despite the fact that she got the tingles. And he hit back extremely hard and spared no one.

I imagine Mika views this as a betrayal, and it has broken her. And this could all be bullshit, but she was throwing herself at The Donald early on. I imagine that hurts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)

143 I was wrong.

It's not even a 1% increase.

It's far, far, far less.

The USPS processes 181 million pieces of mail each and every day.
That's 5.5 billion a month.

Every man, woman and child in the US--all 313 million-- could mail in a ballot in October and that would be a one-half percent increase in the mail.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (aO8Gd)

144 Fact .. That broad wants Trump to make her call him daddy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

You may be dead on correct.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (FTlwv)

145 How embarrassing, even for MSDNC

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (kA3Cp)

146 Kamala is already gobbling on Xi's CCP cock and this broad is crying heart black little heart about MUH RUSSIA!

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (N5dam)

147 I saw a post on Twitter today that was a compilation of Mika throwing herself at Trump and flirting with him. I think she wanted some and he was like nope.
Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (LopHl)

See Trump knows the 1st rule. Never stick your dick in crazy

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (M+Lyo)

148 Three words, Mika. Ben Wa Balls.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (mNhhD)

149 get that bitch a Dilly Bar

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (FZYNt)

150 Screechy as fuck, had to turn off.

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (q177U)

151 Love the ending! I'm sensing some intensity here, and I'm a little amped up. I wonder how long they've been screaming in her earpiece to "please just shut up 'cause we're watching our viewership numbers crater."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (17+9D)

152 >>She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?


She's had work done, but also, she's toned down her hair color -- used to be bleach blond (almost looks like a wig?).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

153 She looks like a blond female Hitler. All she needs is the little moustache.
-----
Hitler was more restrained.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (UAMe5)

154 The low-IQ psuedo-men who had to sit there on the TV-Zoom call, nod vigorously, and display "serious" faces in makeup! They hear this at home too!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (BRkq2)

155

This Joe Mannix Troll makes a lot of sense!

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (d6DSt)

156 Fact .. That broad wants Trump to make her call him daddy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem


She wants to be Ivanka's sister?

Sounds like some kind of Star Wars plot.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

157 143 I was wrong.

It's not even a 1% increase.

It's far, far, far less.

The USPS processes 181 million pieces of mail each and every day.
That's 5.5 billion a month.

Every man, woman and child in the US--all 313 million-- could mail in a ballot in October and that would be a one-half percent increase in the mail.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (aO8Gd)

========

What does a .5% failure rate look like in Pennsylvania?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (UWqZJ)

158 .

Mika: "Joe, why are you watching the Old Yeller movie again? You watched it twice last week."

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (IU8aO)

159 She's pissed because the evil Jooz in Israel made her dead dad look bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

oh, forgot about her father

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (rjE57)

160 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE

Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)

161 []iScreechy as fuck, had to turn off.
Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (q177U)

I made it :24.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

162 How embarrassing, even for MSDNC
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


They can't be embarrassed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

163 128
oh gawd
don't give ace any ideas

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (LgMzo)

164 Irrationality and delusion run deep in her DNA.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ShAcG)

165 I haven't clicked on this but am taking you all's word for it.

Remember when once upon a time, behavior like this on a news channel would result in being fired?

Remember when news channels had standards and were considered something everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch without being scared or appalled?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (/744p)

166 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)

Genius.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Oh cripes, Mika! I'm a racist, and I'm here to tell you: DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A RACIST!! Stop with the f*cking Big Lies!!

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (qpX6U)

168 She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM

If true, this would shake many 'rons worldview to their very core.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (DMUuz)

169 .

Daddy issues.
Who's your Daddy?
Trump is her Daddy.

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (IU8aO)

170 This indictment is like when you gotta poop but sadly end up pushing apart an artery only to get a few tiny turds to ploop out and then backsplash icy water drops back into your butt hole. Its exactly like that. Oh, and no farts.

Posted by: My Corona at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (o7jsN)

171 Wasnt she and Joe BFFs with Trump like 3 years ago? This is all a giant show for gullible msnbc rube viewers.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (t55/8)

172 That this woman repeats every confirmed lie about Trump, from Charlotsville to Russia confirms she is either so stupid she believe lies that have been completely debunked or is so corrupt she will repeat these lies. This is child's tantrum, a pathetic attempt to get her way via an emotional meltdown.

Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (G4GU9)

173 Donald Trump is SHOOTING PEOPLE DEAD ON FIFTH AVENUE and all you people do is make jokes!

And WHERE ARE YOUR MASKS, all you comedians who think you're so funny??

Don't make me take my phone out and get your photo not wearing your masks!

Posted by: Morning Mika at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (n8//P)

174 I imagine Mika views this as a betrayal, and it has broken her. And this could all be bullshit, but she was throwing herself at The Donald early on. I imagine that hurts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)

I doubt that. Her insanity isn't noticeably worse than Paul Krugman, or Jennifer Rubin, or George Conway. I doubt all of them want Trump to fuck them, though I could be wrong. They have a marked tendency towards degeneracy.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (0HpOW)

175 Trump appointee DeJoy approving mail delays including veteran prescriptions to save costs. Heckuva job!
Person, woman, man. Camera TV:

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (n8Pv5)

176 Mika, here's a question for you:

If Trump is going to get us all killed with his COVID efforts, and Joe Biden says the way to get out of the mess is for everyone to wear a mask outside for the next three months, when do Democrat governors begin implementing Joe's solution? I mean, governors have the power to do this, don't they?

I'll wait a few minutes for your answer.

(Or maybe those Dem governors aren't truly patriotic? LOL)

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (AMIL/)

177 Four years ago, their shrieking bull crap moved the needle for some of the public. These idiots haven't figured out that if you yell at the top of your lungs all day every day for four straight years, people tune you out and stop listening.

They might as well change the show to some random homeless psycho woman ranting on a street corner. It's no different, and people pay the same amount of attention.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (Wm5SB)

178 Trump knows what her husband did to that intern.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (kA3Cp)

179 Didn't we just have a thread about drag queen story hour?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (dNzKv)

180 Every man, woman and child in the US--all 313 million-- could mail in a ballot in October and that would be a one-half percent increase in the mail.

Yeah but the voting doesn't take place over a month, and it piles up near the end. So the stats don't break down quite that cleanly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

181

Notice she has to keep reading her notes between breaths?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (rjE57)

182 Remember when news channels had standards and were considered something
everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch without being
scared or appalled?***
Mister, this country could use men like Huntley and Brinkley again.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (LGXGf)

183 This is hilarious. I watched the whole thing and am going to again.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (MrE9D)

184 So americans think sundown would do a better job?

How exactly?

Mandating masks so you have to wear it 24/7, including outside and have your babies masked as well for 3 months (and we know it would be longer since they say that and then say nah brah lets wear face diapers till theres a cure)

This is what 50% want?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (+dsLj)

185 They're both insane. Trump broke them. Mika's been looking pretty haggard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

186 She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.
Posted by: Lizzy

---

True Morons: "but it wouldn't hurt either."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (Rvt88)

187 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)

Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020

*
*

I hadn't seen that clip in too many years. Great stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (rpbg1)

188 Now that we're past 100, I need some help.

I've got an Xfinity LG-K212 cell phone, hardware version Rev 1.0, or so says the hardware info. I want to take a picture off of the internet and use it as my phone's wallpaper, but I don't know how.

If any Morons do, can you shoot me an e-mail through my nic?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (2JVJo)

189 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She's stalker-level wanting Trump. Makes Joe wear an orange wig.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM

Joe! Call me Melania. Tell me I'm fired up. Oh, Don, oh...

Posted by: Mika, panting and moaning at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (mNhhD)

190 Who does she turn into if you give her a Snickers?

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (AytXr)

191 I see broken people.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)

192 She seems upset
poor dear

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (iTXRQ)

193 Trump just fucking broke everyone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (fIHXk)

194 I doubt that. Her insanity isn't noticeably worse than Paul Krugman, or Jennifer Rubin, or George Conway. I doubt all of them want Trump to fuck them, though I could be wrong. They have a marked tendency towards degeneracy.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (0HpOW)
++++++++
Oh sure. They're all degenerates. But I think Mika wanted a hot beef injection from The Donald, and her raving is so intense that I kind of think that those things might be related.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (hYcqw)

195 190 Who does she turn into if you give her a Snickers?
Posted by: t-bird

Shrek

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (FZYNt)

196 Bats.
She needs to stick bats in her hoochie.
Bat pussy, that'll fix her up!
Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM

Can recommend.

Posted by: Richard Gere at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (DMUuz)

197

Joe musta fed her after dark.

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (d6DSt)

198 DAMN! Who lit her tampon on fire today?

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (oDYtY)

199 Have not seen her in years...she has not aged well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (tsZQ+)

200 Id bet more cards are sent Dec 15-20 every year than all the mail in ballots combined for 2020. This is a made up USPS crisis to make Trump look bad.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (t55/8)

201 so, basically she's pleading for a craycray to attempt @ss@ssination

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (oAY8z)

202 Remember when once upon a time, behavior like this on a news channel would result in being fired?



Remember when news channels had standards and were considered
something everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch
without being scared or appalled?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (/744p)

---
Howard Beale was funny because the idea that network news would degenerate into a carnival barker was considered impossible.

Now it's the rule. Weird how fast holding your shit together became passe.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (cfSRQ)

203 Dear troll, kindly eat a bag of ebola infested dildos.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (+dsLj)

204 190 Who does she turn into if you give her a Snickers?
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (AytXr)


Hillary.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes , the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

205 We need Trump to get re-elected if for no other reason to see the leftist media meltdown that will occur - there is nothing more delicious than the tears of leftists. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (tSosf)

206 Mister, this country could use men like Huntley and Brinkley again.
Posted by: Old Dude

---

Chet Huntley's goodbye monologue was terrific.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (Rvt88)

207 Whoa... Mika, just take a deep breath and suck my dick.

Said no one, ever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (3H9h1)

208 lol. Joe thought he got away with it, but you get what you deserve.

Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (nFwvY)

209 I've got an Xfinity LG-K212 cell phone, hardware version Rev 1.0, or so says the hardware info. I want to take a picture off of the internet and use it as my phone's wallpaper, but I don't know how.

If any Morons do, can you shoot me an e-mail through my nic?


Take a picture of your phone with another phone then text the picture to your phone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (dNzKv)

210 171 - it's atonement for 'helping' Trump win. They seriously believe their open mic for Trump is why he won.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (XTiHL)

211 Fox Poll: Biden would do better than Trump handling Coronavirus?!?!?
---------

Poll!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (pIBUf)

212 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.

This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

213 Does she think this crazy lady Rant is gonna change the mind of her 17 viewers?

I kinda hope at least one tells her, yes, your scornful, ridiculous and over the top soliloquy really opened my eyes.

Maybe take a Xanax and drink a few glasses of wine, sweety. You will be right as rain soon enough.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (haWye)

214 She's got blood coming out of her ... whatever.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (ttBo0)

215 it's atonement for 'helping' Trump win. They seriously believe their open mic for Trump is why he won.
Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (XTiHL)
++++++++++
They might be right about that, at least in part.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (hYcqw)

216 She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?


She's had work done, but also, she's toned down her hair color -- used to be bleach blond (almost looks like a wig?).
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

Thanks Lizzy.

She better be careful then. She might stretch all of that work out and have to do it all over again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (rjE57)

217 She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?

Why do women want to look like Siamese cats? It's so hideous.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (luzVb)

218 Notice she has to keep reading her notes between breaths?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (rjE57)

Concerto in Ree Flat Major

pazzissimo, con accellerando

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

219

Jeezus, she's getting old and crazy.

But hey, right now Joe Biden is going to save FOUHRTY THOUSAND people with his decisiveness about wearing masks, having a mandate, expidentially, now, we must act.

She will only be happy with Joe Bdein.




Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (lg/F7)

220 That woman needs to have a seven day lock up STAT!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (pw+jk)

221 >>Donald Trump is SHOOTING PEOPLE DEAD ON FIFTH AVENUE and all you people do is make jokes!


Oh yes, that's the best part of her rant "I WILL NNEVER GO TO 5TH AVENUE! HE SAID HE COULD SHOOT SOMEONE ON 5TH AVENUE AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!! REEEEEE"

Projection much?
In addition to Trump's insults, he needles her husband about the dead intern often.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)

222 Mika needs a good stiff one, and I'm just the man to give it to her.

Posted by: The Six Million Follar at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (J6dnG)

223 Still waiting for one of these unhinged media loons to charge the podium and get taken down by the secret service.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (3AD8C)

224 Her target audience ain't us. She is aiming this meltdown at suburban middle class women. Inciting the idiots to act out this type of behavior in public.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (Q7dzy)

225 She hasn't hit bottom yet, she didn't beg for someone to shoot him.


It will happen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (kA3Cp)

226 sniffy sock, away!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

227 What do they think Trump should have done about WuFlu? And what would Biden have done better?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (oVJmc)

228 What a scrunt.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (jvt6t)

229 Maybe take a Xanax and drink a few glasses of wine, sweety. You will be right as rain soon enough.

Posted by: Czech Chick

I recommend horse tranquillisers

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (FZYNt)

230

Back in the day, I woulda let her flop the girls out and start eating...

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (d6DSt)

231 A percentage much higher than one might expect.

**************

I'd blame soibois and men "transitioning" but then I'd just be repeating myself.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (+dsLj)

232 Can't her personal assistants go buy some long-life lithium batteries for her vibrator?

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (Ti+Tv)

233 Didn't we just have a thread about drag queen story hour?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


It's Drag Queen Story hour, all the time now.

All the way down.

And...another thing.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (ZCiJZ)

234 A dozen years ago, she might have been good for an aggressive rogering- some hard ass slapping and hair pulling.

Now? Feh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (fIHXk)

235 Over at MSN, of the dozen or so headlines, not one mentions that the lawyer involved in the FISA scam is going down while fully half are hysterical outpourings of fear that schools will open, toddlers and teachers will die, and Trump might get re-elected on the Covid-19 riddled bones of the dead unless we stop this whole going back to school business!

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (w2LAm)

236 Poll: When Did Mika Last Experience an Orgasm?

This Year: 8%
Last Year: 11%
The 20th Century: 64%
Never: 17%

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (HmZuC)

237 They're both insane. Trump broke them. Mika's been looking pretty haggard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

Someone should gift her some batteries.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (rjE57)

238 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.

This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

Uh, no.
This is what happens when you mix liberal ideology, mental illness, peri menapausal hormones, and various pharmaceuticals.
Imagine her with a carry permit.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (/744p)

239 Anyone want to start a GoFundMe?

Posted by: Sybian at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

240 Just to unpack the portion of her BS that I was able to sit through:

Paid off a hooker. Not proven, but please, Mika, do lecture us on the morality of extramarital affairs.

Russia Russia Russia. Read the news; maybe start with a search for "debunked dossier", drunk unproven gossip sources, and Clinesmith.

Racism in Charlotsville. Really, you're a grown woman. Stop relying on twitter excerpts for your news. As any 3rd grader could see, Trump said there were good people on both sides of the debate; not that white supremicists or the democrat KKK are good.

Other racism. Hmm.. what? The best employment numbers and policies for black Americans -- ever. Prison reform that benefits minorities groups who are incarcerated at higher percentages.

Children in cages. Now you're criticizing Obama?

Covid deaths. Trump's fault? What was your position on his China travel ban, just days after the virus was discovered in the US? How many deaths do you blame on Cuomo's nursing home policies? Pelosi's March invitation to come on down to Chinatown to prove you're not racist?

...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

241 This is pure desperation. She sees 2020 slipping away - all the talking points need to be dredged and re-screeched.

Posted by: Greebs at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (o7jsN)

242
Mish slush cleanup at the Mika seat!

Mish slush cleanup at the Mika seat!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (pNxlR)

243 20 I never quite know what to do with posts like this one. I read it and instantly conclude: I'm not clicking that shit. Wanna fight about longbows and crossbows?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (H5knJ)


That's such an old argument. We need to move to if you should knock your arrow on the left or right side of the longbow.

Posted by: Lenin at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (d0WgS)

244 She cashed that mish in like 0.00023 seconds before it expired.

It's impressive, in a way.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)

245 She hasn't hit bottom yet, she didn't beg for someone to shoot him.


It will happen.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



#twoweeks

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

246 Mika: ....

America: OK, boomer.

Posted by: Fred at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (aBKBk)

247 236 Poll: When Did Mika Last Experience an Orgasm?

This Year: 8%
Last Year: 11%
The 20th Century: 64%
Never: 17%
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (HmZuC)

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D+2 sample. More than fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (UWqZJ)

248
Someone should gift her some batteries.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (rjE57)

At this point, it will take a nuclear power plant.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Has somebody got a tranquilizer gun handy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020

*
*

Yeah, but you knew the alpha female velociraptor in the park was *thinking*.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (rpbg1)

250 This is theater for the sick minds of her viewers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (oVJmc)

251 What do they think Trump should have done about WuFlu? And what would Biden have done better?

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You notice they never ask that followup question.

Pollee: BIDEN would do a MUCH better job handling the corona than DRUMPF!!!11

Pollster: How so?

Pollee: *blank look*

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (+dsLj)

252 Her target audience ain't us. She is aiming this meltdown at suburban middle class women. Inciting the idiots to act out this type of behavior in public.
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (Q7dzy)
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Will that work? I know there are lots of wine moms and Karens out there, but this kind of spectacle is not endearing or attractive. If my wife did it, I'd consider chaining her to the bed to never be permitted to embarrass me like that again. Otherwise, that's a big strike-through on the "dating or wife potential" list. This is abhorrent, and I can't imagine (though I have been surprised before) that a minority of people agree on that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)

253 Now it's the rule. Weird how fast holding your shit together became passe.

Its kind of a mob mentality. Its not good enough to say "Trump is kind of crass and exaggerates a lot, and I disagree with his policies". That's not clapping hard enough. You have to one up each other "he said he grabs women by the hoo-ha!" "He said neo nazis are good people!!" "He wants to ban all Muslims!!!" "HE IS THE LITERAL REINCARNATION OF HITLER!!!" "HE IS COMING TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND RAPE YOUR WIFE!!!!!!1!1!"

They each build on each other's crazy and have to top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if they are honest and true about the man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

254 .
FOR GOD'S SAKES, JOE, BUY HER SOME F****** BATTERIES!!!

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (IU8aO)

255

Someone needs to add some opera music behind it, or Wagner or something, some music that builds and builds.

I am reminded of Pat Cooper when he used to get all worked up on Stern. This is pretty funny, with Billy West.

https://tinyurl.com/yyyxcmtf

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (lg/F7)

256 241 This is pure desperation. She sees 2020 slipping away - all the talking points need to be dredged and re-screeched.
Posted by: Greebs at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (o7jsN)

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Well, she totally feels like someone who knows that she's winning, ya know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (UWqZJ)

257 It's a shame. The Paolo, he could have saved this one.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (b+hj2)

258 Yeah, Fox polls are BS. Sounds like the Left's talking points during the Election are going to include "the 11,000 lies that Trump has told". This is going to be a pure propaganda war to end all wars.

Posted by: DailyDish at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (KSBDE)

259 Her cheese has slid off her cracker, Gromit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (HaL55)

260 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.

***
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)


Finally, some respect!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, rape fantasy author at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

261
This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

________


"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)

262 227 Our GDP didn't collapse enough....

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (HwiWi)

263 I recommend horse tranquillisers
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (FZYNt)

*reads bottle label*

Joe? JOE! How many hands high would you say I am?


JOE!!!!!

Posted by: Mika Brzrzyzrsyzzrrinski at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (6FeV1)

264 If you google Mika, it let's you know she's an American Journalist.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (C1Lsn)

265 Dammit. Off commie sock.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (d0WgS)

266 So I gather the Barr declaration turned out to be small potatoes

here's my shocked face :^|

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (iTXRQ)

267 202:Howard Beale was funny because the idea that network news would degenerate into a carnival barker was considered impossible.

Now it's the rule. Weird how fast holding your shit together became passe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Howard Beale would be to button downed by today's standards.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (MVR7y)

268 At this point, it will take a nuclear power plant.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)


MY POWER PLANTS! MINE MINE MINE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)

269 Mika is a naaaaasty woman.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (luzVb)

270 She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?

Why do women want to look like Siamese cats? It's so hideous.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (luzVb)

agreed

and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

he really looks evil and is easy to trigger

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (rjE57)

271 ...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd

More patient than most - even to go far enough to do a fisking. I just popped to the end to hear her screeching for a few seconds and was done.

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

272 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.


"All of them do. By multiple women"
--Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

273 261
This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
________

"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)

You know, I hate to say atoadaso, but a fuckin' atoadaso.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (6FeV1)

274 Who does she turn into if you give her a Snickers?
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM

A harridan spitting little bits of peanut as she screeches at you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (mNhhD)

275 >This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.


c'mon man- really?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (iTXRQ)

276 249 Has somebody got a tranquilizer gun handy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020


I am not getting out of the boat for this one no way!

Posted by: Jim from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (PiwSw)

277 >>If you google Mika, it let's you know she's an American Journalist.

She's a journalist like I'm a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)

278 Coming soon: a live webcam feed of Mika's Thorazine drip. They'll mix it up. Sometimes, it's in her dressing room, sometimes in the green room, sometimes using small equipment that blends into the set, etc. It could be a game show: "Spot the Thorazine."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (hYcqw)

279 Can I just say Mike-a's Karen-lesbo haircut triggers me?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (+dsLj)

280 You want to know what's wrong with America? There a bunch of shrew, uneducated, half in the bag, self absorbed, dunce, mouth breathing, whining, window licking Twitter addicts like Mika running around with their vagina on fire, in need of a good stiff dick and something better to do than be the town gossip of her clique who thinks the same, stupid way.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (J6dnG)

281 Does she think this crazy lady Rant is gonna change the mind of her 17 viewers?
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Yes, they really do

And they've got polls to prove it : Biden is up by 11. And President Hillary was up by 15 on August 2016.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (aO8Gd)

282 You could smell the effluvium wafting from Mika's recently soiled panties and the metallic tinges of palpable fear emanating from her. They realize beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trumps ascension to a 2nd term is all but assured.
They are scared and don't how to do anything different so they turn the volume up to 11.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (cCxiu)

283 We need to move to if you should knock your arrow on the left or right side of the longbow.
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The side opposite the hand you use to draw.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (UAMe5)

284 It's not unusual for people with dementia to get violent.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (HwiWi)

285 257 It's a shame. The Paolo, he could have saved this one.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (b+hj2)

_________


Forget it, Paolo, it's Crazytown.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (ttBo0)

286 Guarantee you that she has at least 3 masks within close-grabbing distance.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (luzVb)

287

When Trump wins again.

Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.

Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)

288 283 We need to move to if you should knock your arrow on the left or right side of the longbow.
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The side opposite the hand you use to draw.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (UAMe5)

Nope.

Posted by: Lars Andersen at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (6FeV1)

289 So I gather the Barr declaration turned out to be small potatoes

**********

#mistakesweremade

#twoweeks

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (+dsLj)

290 never stick your dick in crazy

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (FZYNt)

291 Queen of Karens is right ... getting the talking points all lined up for the Karens in the field, with the matching hysterical attitude to wear with the hateful agitprop.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (Cus5s)

292 Fox Poll: Biden would do better than Trump handling Coronavirus?!?!?

the morning after they announced Kamala as VP choice my Edge front page gushed "Polls say Harris more popular that Biden, Trump, Pence!"

Polls? 10 hours after the event? I'm guessing activity on twitter rates as a poll

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (XTiHL)

293 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (lg/F7)

I am the genius of myself!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (pIBUf)

294 The easy 2 point counter to any claim that Biden would have done better- Biden's actual statements on the China ban and the stockpiles of ventilators and masks that he and Obama devastated and didn't replenish.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

295 Apparently love does have an age. And it's hers minus 1
.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (8FfnY)

296 Jeez, you'd think Trump had murdered an intern or something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (d1uFV)

297 Who bitch is this?

Posted by: Anchorman at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (LGyA/)

298 Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)

Me too. Am stocking up right now. Might have to take a vacation day the day after.

Posted by: IC at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

299 Do you think Joe wears a Trump mask in bed?

I think Joe wears a Trump mask in bed.

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ZVlg7)

300 Trump HAS to be re-elected. The epic meltdowns on air will make us still not tired of winning.

I predict murder suicides.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

301 Low IQ Meeka gets her insanity from her joooo hating piece of shit father who advised Dhimmi Carter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (y7DUB)

302 She nearly went full Ashley Judd.

Never go full Ashley Judd.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (luzVb)

303 It's not unusual for people with dementia to get violent.

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The fuck are you on about? I'll fight you right now you pony face dog soldier!

Posted by: Sundown Joey Bidet at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (+dsLj)

304 Mika as a regular on The View. Think about that one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (C1Lsn)

305 '...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.'

23 seconds is where I pulled the plug. How can anybody stand to listen to LIE after LIE after LIE?

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (qpX6U)

306 If I had photoshopping/video manipulation skills, splicing DJT in this vid with baton, playing orchestra conductor would be good.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (oAY8z)

307 I think ace is right. this is a cry for dick

Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (nFwvY)

308 You want to know what's wrong with America? There a bunch of shrew, uneducated, half in the bag, self absorbed, dunce, mouth breathing, whining, window licking Twitter addicts like Mika running around with their vagina on fire, in need of a good stiff dick and something better to do than be the town gossip of her clique who thinks the same, stupid way.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (J6dnG)

with women this angry, what man would want to go near them

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (rjE57)

309 287

When Trump wins again.

Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.

Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)

I have a bottle of Woodford Reserve Brandy Cask Finished bourbon I'm saving for election night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (d1uFV)

310 Mika thou project too much.

Posted by: Scoob at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (uz9Qm)

311 This is pure desperation. She sees 2020 slipping away - all the talking points need to be dredged and re-screeched.
Posted by: Greebs

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OK, this is not as funny as the other theories, but is probably 100 percent correct.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (kA3Cp)

312 Someone hear said something like this about journalists.

Journalists initially meant they told lies to themselves about their life to make themselves feel better in journals. Now they tell lies to everybody else in the media to make themselves feel better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (pw+jk)

313 If this clip is from the last few days, I guess she doesn't think Kamala will help drag Slow Joe into the winner's circle, huh?

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (AMIL/)

314
and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

he really looks evil and is easy to trigger
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (rjE57)

"Twould be amusing if a a reporter asked if he ever regrets all the lies he's told.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (lgiXo)

315 They each build on each other's crazy and have to
top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because
their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if
they are honest and true about the man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

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Wrath is traditionally a sin, but the left is treating it as a virtue.

"Sure I'm advocating mass murder, but it's only because TRUMP DESERVES IT!!!!"

The interesting thing to me is that it's becoming clear the left has lost control of their hounds. They could have taken the win when Trump pulled the feds out, but now they're driving out Oregon's State Police - humiliating their mayor, governor and vindicating Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (cfSRQ)

316 Guarantee you that she has at least 3 masks within close-grabbing distance.

Just not on her face, while she's in a room with other people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

317 Trump 2020:

Don't get mad.

Get even.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (6FeV1)

318 Huntley n Brinkley... Live from an ashtray in NY!
Didn't Cronkite retire in Quang Tre Province?

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (RuIsu)

319 Never go full Ashley Judd

**********

You sure? I didn't see a puffy face.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (+dsLj)

320 Mika, call me.

Posted by: Lelo Inez at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (DMUuz)

321
MY POWER PLANTS! MINE MINE MINE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

322 They are scared and don't how to do anything different so they turn the volume up to 11.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (cCxiu)

They also don't want to get caught laughing about how he's gonna lose and end up on a thousand Trump Wins remixes.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (pIBUf)

323 There is a very very large number of sexually repressed women in America for a variety of reasons. They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies. The more they have been given the less sexually satisfied they are.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Q7dzy)

324 ...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

yep, all theater
she's doing the dems bidding
and she's cluster-nuts

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (rjE57)

325 Mika seems purturbed, like she thinks she can't control what people think anymore.

But having said that, it was rather enjoyable to see her melting down like that on national teevee.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (HaL55)

326 I saw Smell the Effluvium open up for Murder Hag back in '98.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (pIBUf)

327 When Trump wins again.

Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.

Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)

It should be chilly outside so a good time to break out the barrel aged imperial stouts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (y7DUB)

328 My favorite take on this clip so far -


Mollie @MZHemingway

Joe come get your lady

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BJKQV)

329
It is a true shame that someone was not standing behind her slowly waving a Trump / Pence 2020 sign as she spoke. If she had seen that -- guaranteed rage stroke!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

330 Mika is a naaaaasty woman.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (luzVb)

And tastes like curdled cheese.

Posted by: Joe's Penis, that one time at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

332 "Twould be amusing if a a reporter asked if he ever regrets all the lies he's told.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (lgiXo)

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Put up your dukes, you dog-faced pony soldier! Fat! I'll kill you with a chain, like Corn Pop!

Posted by: Ragin' Joe at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (cfSRQ)

333 She is a disgrace to Polacks and Poland (i.e., Sharkman's Motherland).



Now I want pierogi, kielbasa and sauerkraut.

Sigh.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BM2fS)

334 There is a very very large number of sexually repressed women in America for a variety of reasons. They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies. The more they have been given the less sexually satisfied they are.
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Q7dzy)


Go on.....

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)

335 Trump 2020: Don't get mad. Get even.

**********

Saw a trump bumper sticker:

"Trump 2020: Fuck Your Feelings"

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (+dsLj)

336 Happy happy Jane!

*confettis*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (GbPPJ)

337 Why is she so hysterical? Every poll and expert tells us that Biden is a "shoo-in" so why the drama? Seems to me she doth protest too much given the constant drum beat of Trump's inevitable defeat.

Posted by: NAB at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (3sHsl)

338
Back in the old days, you'd just yoke 'em up and leave 'em out in the back 40 till they calmed down.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (88+cf)

339 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++
You'll have a blast, and happy birthday. Enjoy yourself

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)

340 Joe, she's drunk again, take her home.

Posted by: Shoey at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (hmNVd)

341 and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

Yeah he's always done that. Any time he's challenged he gets enraged and attacks, and usually the attack is a cross between ridiculous and disturbing.

Don't you love how when the press conference ends, all the press meekly shuffles out quietly, nobody shouting questions like the do with every other politician and candidate?

Kind of reminds me of when Hillary had the press roped off, LITERALLY to keep them away from her. Or set up across the street when she miraculously came out of a care center, suffering from alleged pneumonia, looking like she stepped off a band box.

They're so weak, pathetic, and sheepish with the Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

342 They each build on each other's crazy and have to top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if they are honest and true about the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

It's virtue signaling. The most virtuous is the one with the loudest, most strident condemnation.

Doesn't have to be true, because it's not about the virtue, it's about the signaling.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (9Fy8T)

343 I listened for 10 seconds. What do I win?

Posted by: freaked at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (Tnijr)

344 Now I want pierogi, kielbasa and sauerkraut.

Sigh.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BM2fS)


Bigos and gowabke or however it is spelled and wodka

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (M+Lyo)

345 325 Mika seems purturbed, like she thinks she can't control what people think anymore.

But having said that, it was rather enjoyable to see her melting down like that on national teevee.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (HaL55)


Almost a shame that hardly anyone saw it.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (d0WgS)

346 331 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)


Happy Birfday!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (PiwSw)

347 ..."Who Ho dis be?"

Posted by: dc at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (u0crE)

348 Sounds like the Left's talking points during the Election are going to include "the 11,000 lies that Trump has told".
---
If you ever get a chance to see the list, you'll be surprised to learn than none of them are actually lies.

Unless he has said, "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (aO8Gd)

349 Lie after lie after lie out of the cunts flapping lips. Again and again. She is insane or bought off or both.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (0OmEj)

350 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

ENJOY!!!!

I hope you have a great evening!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

351 They each build on each other's crazy and have to top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if they are honest and true about the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

But mainly because.. they've got nothing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (rjE57)

352 >Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday,....
Posted by: Jane D'oh


HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Just have fun

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ)

353 They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies.

*******

On the plus side there's a lot of FedEx delivery guys walking around now with a shit eating grin on their faces.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (+dsLj)

354
309I have a bottle of Woodford Reserve Brandy Cask Finished bourbon I'm saving for election night

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards 



Glenfiddich

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Q7dzy)

355 The media has suppressed the truth and made it impossible for them to guage the feelings of half the population.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (lgiXo)

356 It'll probably be "fixed" soon, but I was shocked to see the smiling face of the 5-yr old NC boy who was savagely murdered in his front yard on the search page at the twatters (recently they changed things so you have to hit the search function, before that you could just type the name of the person you're looking for in the search box at the top of each page). I had the impression this shocking event never happened as far as the sad "news"-consuming bulk of the populace was concerned, and this might lead to its existence "leaking" to the public.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (OTzUX)

357
Mollie @MZHemingway



Joe come get your lady

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BJKQV)

----
Who bitch this is?

Posted by: PUA Master at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (cfSRQ)

358 Jane, Happy Birthday!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (ShAcG)

359 If Trump weren't POTUS, COVID19 never would have come to the US

You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (oAY8z)

360 Saw a trump bumper sticker:

"Trump 2020: Fuck Your Feelings"
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (+dsLj)

I have a set of 4 glass tumblers with that etched in the glass.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

361 Where was Joe? In the bottom of a bottle of Jack?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ptqGC)

362 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

363 I have no idea about the marriage between Mika and Joe. She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life; Her politics has become her god, so she has not received the fruit of the Spirit-which would give her more patience, self control and joy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)

364 352 >Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday,....
Posted by: Jane D'oh


HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Just have fun
Posted by: DB- just DB

wow - you and JJ share a birthday

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (FZYNt)

365 and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

he really looks evil and is easy to trigger

I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits. Why do you think so many of them go multiple rounds of botox and plastic surgery? Its because, like the bug in the movie "Men in Black", the skin they are wearing doesn't exactly fit.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (C+evo)

366 I think ace is right. this is a cry for dick
Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (nFwvY)

Shocking that with that expansive forehead and beady eyes, Deliverance Joe would be severely inadequate. Maybe the intern laughed at his performance...

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (y7DUB)

367 Hey Mika: LOL, you need to get fucked!

Calm down.
You are hysterical.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ufFY8)

368 Mika honey,
two words,

Hitachi Massager

Posted by: Anon at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (+0uDE)

369 But mainly because.. they've got nothing

I mean, there's reason to oppose the president. I don't think they are GOOD reasons, but they could do so on principle and on specific complaints. Instead its this... unhinged, shark frenzy crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

370 Joey Scar's somewhere whacking it to Candace Owens

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (oAY8z)

371 Yeah, Fox polls are BS. Sounds like the Left's talking points during the Election are going to include "the 11,000 lies that Trump has told". This is going to be a pure propaganda war to end all wars.
Posted by: DailyDish at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (KSBDE)

a good way to motivate the Trump supporters to get out and vote - as if they need it (or those in the middle who would never vote for the dems now and want their family to survive and keep or get a job)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (rjE57)

372 Posted by: Jane D'oh

That's good news. Happy birthday and have a happy day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (WkPC9)

373 Ace, you misspelled hysterical whore.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (NZ97b)

374 I have a bottle of Woodford Reserve Brandy Cask Finished bourbon I'm saving for election night



Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards



Glenfiddich





Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Q7dzy)
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Politics is too squalid for the good stuff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (cfSRQ)

375 Alternate Headkine: *Sploosh*

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (pIBUf)

376 I think ace is right. this is a cry for dick

Given the crowd she runs around with, she's SOL. There's not a dram of testosterone amongst any of those guys they showed during her rant. You could tell they were all pussy-whipped because they all looked down and wouldn't say anything while she was on her bitch-fest. If you could put thought bubbles above their pin heads, all of them would be thinking "Yes, dear. I won't do it again."

Force of habit much?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (HaL55)

377 Happy birfday, Jane D'oh!

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (y7DUB)

378 What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)

379 359 If Trump weren't POTUS, COVID19 never would have come to the US

You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (oAY8z)

Oh, it would have.

But we would be calling it, "Yeah, I got a wicked bad cold last winter... you too, huh? I guess it's going around."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (6FeV1)

380 Happy Birthday Jane, go have a load of fun and don't let the bastards grind you down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

381 I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

he really looks evil and is easy to trigger
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM

Sometimes his eyes look all black. He creeps me out.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)

382
Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.

Uncomfortable for whom? Not me, I can assure you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

383 I have no idea about the marriage between Mika and Joe. She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life; Her politics has become her god, so she has not received the fruit of the Spirit-which would give her more patience, self control and joy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)


I like this phrase " the fruit of the spirit"

Things that make you go hmmmm

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (M+Lyo)

384 Yeah she was unhinged alright, even some of her panel members were like: wtf? and that one guy was checking his phone as she appealed to the very gods of Olympus to save us, by all that is holy and pleasing to you oh Jupiter!

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (DJFLF)

385 'boy, does [Biden] look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked'

Yes, he gets menacingly belligerent and, if he can, puts his hands on the interlocutor. Never seen anything like that from Trump. I guess that's the way they roll in Scranton.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (qpX6U)

386 She's just not a happy person. She has issues and she has had them for years. She's living her mental illness on TV. Not good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (jUVms)

387 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits

**********************

Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.

I believe every word of it.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)

388 I'll bet Joe and Mika are fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

389 Welp, there's three minutes of my life I'll never get back. What a freaking Harpy.

On a lighter note, wife just received a package from her best friend in Maine...4 live lobsters. I'm not a fan, so I'll be having a nice thick ribeye. Of course, she likes steak too, so I'll have to carve off a piece so she can have 'surf 'n turf.' And I reckon she'll have enough left over for lobster rolls.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (4J1oK)

390 If Trump weren't POTUS, COVID19 never would have come to the US

But it would still go to the rest of the planet and just skip the US, right?

Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (C+evo)

391 enemy of the people

Posted by: hevel varik at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (quVbM)

392 So how much was "Hug a Chinese Person" an effort to get the virus to spread?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (pIBUf)

393 But we would be calling it, "Yeah, I got a wicked bad cold last winter... you too, huh? I guess it's going around."

Exactly. "Yeah it was so bad I guess some older people died from it, nasty stuff."

That's as far as it would go, just like the last 5 waves of horrible virii.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

394 323 There is a very very large number of sexually repressed women in America for a variety of reasons. They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies. The more they have been given the less sexually satisfied they are.
Posted by: Floridachick


Funny that. It's like the Sexual Revolution was a complete and utter disaster that Civilization chose or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (MVR7y)

395 @August 14th- "They also don't want to get caught laughing about how he's gonna lose and end up on a thousand Trump Wins remixes. "

Yep, I still watch those occasionally. They are like fine wine and age well.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (cCxiu)

396 Also, her haircut was just...terrible.

She pulls six million dollars a year and that's what her hairdresser comes up with? Must be some bitchy dude who hates her guts.

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (DJFLF)

397 Sometimes his eyes look all black. He creeps me out.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)

He looks like one of those things they find in caves. I mean creatures that have never seen the sun.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (lgiXo)

398
She broke

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (M+Lyo)

399 Some one needs to tell Mika a lot of things are more deadly than COVID 19.

Like interning for her current husband.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (NZ97b)

400 This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

________


"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)


Those guys too.

People so fundamentally misunderstand Trump's "grab her by the puthy" comment.

He wasn't talking about the men, he certainly wasn't talking about himself. He was talking about these mewling harpies who are so desperate for a strong man to come along and manhandle them.

I believe it's what drove Kavanaugh's nutjob accuser. I believe it was Anita Hill's reason for being.

Those guys wouldn't and didn't, so the equivalent in their minds is to rape the men where they think it will hurt the most. In their careers.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (hku12)

401 I fail to understand life.

Joe, murders an intern, dips his stick in crazy....MARRIES crazy and sits next to it EVERY DAY, yet STILL has millions of dollars and leads a comfortable fucking life.

Here I sit, busting my ass for everything I have and provide for my family.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

402
I'll bet Joe and Mika are fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

She's a mean drunk!

Posted by: Joe Scar at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (88+cf)

403 Hmm, seems like she might be a danger to herself or others.

Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (RdFF+)

404 373 Ace, you misspelled hysterical whore.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (NZ97b)

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BWAHAHAHA so true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (jUVms)

405 She sounds exactly like someone who knows her candidate is 13 points ahead of Trump.

They always scream and rant when they are well ahead.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (kA3Cp)

406 Coming soon: a live webcam feed of Mika's Thorazine drip. They'll mix it up. Sometimes, it's in her dressing room, sometimes in the green room, sometimes using small equipment that blends into the set, etc. It could be a game show: "Spot the Thorazine."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020

*
*

"We've secretly replaced Mika's Thorazine with Epsom salts crystals. Let's see if anyone notices. . . ."

BRRRZAAAP! Crash!

"Jeesus, Joe, what the HELL did you mean by saying 'Good morning' to me in THAT tone???!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)

407 Sometimes his eyes look all black. He creeps me out.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)

Seriously. I think he must have got one of them maximum-security prison eyeball tattoos or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (6FeV1)

408 Happy birfday, Jane!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (ejd/p)

409 Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (M+Lyo)

From Paul's letter to the church at Galatia, Chapter 5:22-23.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (WkPC9)

410 someone should set up a GoFuckMe for her

Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (nFwvY)

411 Sharkman- I am eating Polish handgrenades on Sun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (fIHXk)

412 Given the crowd she runs around with, she's SOL. There's not a dram of
testosterone amongst any of those guys they showed during her rant.
===
Now that is just not true.

If you count the contents of their stomachs and rectums, there is a surprising large amount of testosterone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

413

She's got excited delirium kneel on her!

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (d6DSt)

414 On a lighter note, wife just received a package from her best friend in
Maine...4 live lobsters. I'm not a fan, so I'll be having a nice thick
ribeye. Of course, she likes steak too, so I'll have to carve off a
piece so she can have 'surf 'n turf.' And I reckon she'll have enough
left over for lobster rolls.
------------

Drinking followed by eating melted butter is a good night. Ribeye is just a bonus.

Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (sX1BW)

415
Every time someone mentions Mika, I think of this photo. The epitome of gravitas.

https://tinyurl.com/y5qqwxf8

And that leads in to Maggie Smith being catty in Evil Under The Sun.

https://youtu.be/YzTSAmKG8J8?t=41

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (EGyGV)

416 I'll bet Joe and Mika are fun to hang out with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

As a retreat on an infected root canal.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

417 I listened for 10 seconds. What do I win?

A set of earplugs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (HaL55)

418 Hot Frash!!

Posted by: Asian Gynecologist at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (sjdRT)

419 Joe, murders an intern, dips his stick in crazy....MARRIES crazy and sits next to it EVERY DAY, yet STILL has millions of dollars and leads a comfortable fucking life.

******************

The devil hasn't collected his due yet.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (+dsLj)

420 hahahahaah, Her hair looks like shit. She's a mess.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (jUVms)

421
What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)

He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any chance for universal mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

422 She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life

Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

423 She needs to be in another amazing Joe Scar music video. {{cringe}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

424 I fail to understand life.

Joe, murders an intern, dips his stick in crazy....MARRIES crazy and sits next to it EVERY DAY, yet STILL has millions of dollars and leads a comfortable fucking life.

Here I sit, busting my ass for everything I have and provide for my family.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
=====

But your soul is intact.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (iydjf)

425 I listened for 10 seconds. What do I win?

The happiness of not listening to the rest of the clip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (WkPC9)

426
"Jeesus, Joe, what the HELL did you mean by saying 'Good morning' to me in THAT tone???!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)

Sounds like my parents when dad would come home just to pack a few things before they divorced.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

427 There is a very very large number of sexually repressed women in America for a variety of reasons. They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies. The more they have been given the less sexually satisfied they are.
Posted by: Floridachick


Funny that. It's like the Sexual Revolution was a complete and utter disaster that Civilization chose or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (MVR7y)


No flippin' way!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (hku12)

428 Trump HAS to be re-elected. The epic meltdowns on air will make us still not tired of winning.

I predict murder suicides.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

I agree. And stuff we cannot dream of happening.

The amount of money already burned from the hillary loss and then the biden loss. There will be hell to pay for those that ante'd up.

Hollywood is doing poorly right now. How much will they throw away?

Same for businesses.

Even foreign money might be hard, not sure. The world is reeling from the wuhanese virus

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (rjE57)

429 387 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits

**********************

Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.

I believe every word of it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)

Well it makes a hell of a lot more sense than someone voluntarily paying money to a "surgeon" in the back of the rusty Econoliner by the overpass to do THAT to one's face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (6FeV1)

430 @August 14th- So how much was "Hug a Chinese Person" an effort to get the virus to spread?

When we try that they shoot our asses.

Posted by: Mongolian Tiger and Himalayan Bear at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (cCxiu)

431 405 She sounds exactly like someone who knows her candidate is 13 points ahead of Trump.

They always scream and rant when they are well ahead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (kA3Cp)

=========

I remember when the left started burning down its own cities because it was so confident of its win in 2016, and started coming up with brand new ways to cheat in public because they were so confident of victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)

432 378What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so




Well, apparently he is losing. Every poll tells them so.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Q7dzy)

433 4 live lobsters. I'm not a fan

I like lobster okay but its not exactly magical special wonder meat. Its just decent meat. I think the rep of Lobster is like Coors when it was exclusively in Colorado. Its not that it was great, its that it was rare and difficult to get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

434 Here I sit, busting my ass for everything I have and provide for my family.

------------

Is there a better life?

Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

435
But your soul is intact.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (iydjf)

True.

I would like some peace and comforts, however.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

436 Surprise anal from Trump can unlock magical things from deep down within, Mika, things you didn't existed or were even possible

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (oAY8z)

437 Has anyone in Florida contacted local officials to do a red flag check in case she owns a fire arm?

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (vI+F1)

438 Joe has creepy tiny eyes. Like the Deliverance kid.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (jUVms)

439 She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life


Living proof of the veracity of the second half of the first chapter of Paul's Epistle to the Romans where he outlines the Romans Road of Reprobation.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (C+evo)

440 Oh, and happy birthday to Jane! Despite all the horrible news, we have some good every day, don't we?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (rpbg1)

441 What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)

He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any chance for universal mail-in ballots.
====

Thank you.

Fuck the post office. A bunch of lazy, entitled assholes. I have so many horror stories with them.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (iydjf)

442 Mika needs a throw down.

A real one.

Not with little Joey.

And she needs one stat.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (haWye)

443 422 She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life

Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

I don't know if I "buy" it... but it's a heck of a lot more fun than just saying "well no shit, she's an asshole."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (6FeV1)

444 Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (nFwvY)
not helpful. I know ace thinks her frustration is due to ScarJoe not getting the job done, but there's other solutions to that problem.
It's not a sex thing. It's a "I'm watching a DNC slowmotion trainwreck after I spent four years spouting the most insane conspiracy theories to get that bastid out of the Oval, and it's all going to hell" thing.

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (DJFLF)

445 Well it makes a hell of a lot more sense than someone voluntarily paying money to a "surgeon" in the back of the rusty Econoliner by the overpass to do THAT to one's face.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (6FeV1)


I saved a lot of money that way, I'll have you know!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

446 The Democrats seem utterly incapable of sane criticism of DJT.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)

447 What makes me smile extra wide every morning is knowing that with all this covid and crashing the economy shit, the Left have set themselves up for a November Fall 10 times as big as 2016. The recriminations are going to electric.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (pIBUf)

448 >>I like lobster okay but its not exactly magical special wonder meat. Its just decent meat. I think the rep of Lobster is like Coors when it was exclusively in Colorado. Its not that it was great, its that it was rare and difficult to get.

I don't know. I'm surrounded by the little bugs and I think it's pretty damn tasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

449
And that leads in to Maggie Smith being catty in Evil Under The Sun.

Diana Rigg sighting!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (pNxlR)

450 Back in the old days, you'd just yoke 'em up and leave 'em out in the back 40 till they calmed down.

Posted by: Roland THTG




Them acres ain't gonna plow themselves . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (BM2fS)

451 Is it that time of the month honey?

Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (SWbVS)

452 ? It looks like about 1.2 million is a good weekly average for average Joe and menopause Mika. That seems high to me.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

453 I love the crawl saying Americans think Biden would do better with the 'rona than Trump 50-36%. Who knew 50% of America thinks hiding under your bed protects you from the Boogie Man?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (nFRLh)

454 Okay, I watched the whole thing, now where do I go to get 3:44 of my life back?

Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (RdFF+)

455 I don't eat lobster, because I know what THEY eat.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (kA3Cp)

456 Something more funny and light hearted

https://tinyurl.com/wjr99xe

The MANOWAR lyrics generator

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

457 What did geotus do to the usps? I fail to understand.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (0OmEj)

458 361 Where was Joe? In the bottom of a bottle of Jack?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ptqGC)

Joe was saying, "Thank God they made us do this stupid COVID-19 Separation thing on set. I am so glad I am more than six feet away today. We are taking separate town cars home today for sure, and mine ain't going home."

Posted by: Anon at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (+0uDE)

459 She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life

Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

yeah, it's mostly a joke about the sex really

she's doing her job for the left - and she is a true believer

people have found a deep-seeded hate for Trump that is unexplainable

But like jj said above, her father... maybe daddy complex rearing its ugly head

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (rjE57)

460 "didn't know existed". crud

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (oAY8z)

461 187 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)

Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020

I couldn't get through the clip but that scene is what popped into my head. Would like to respond with that on twitter but i would probably get banned

Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (GjufZ)

462 Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

Errrrrr... it's not Freudian. Women are "different" the morning after and most of the day. I mean they're not like this.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (pIBUf)

463 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits
====

I believe. The rot and evil radiates off of them. I can feel it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (iydjf)

464 I have to admit, the cringe factor of the vid was epic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

465 What's wrong with the hair? It seems like it's a nice color-better than the bleached blonde, and the style is o.k. Some women just like to have shorter hair as they get older; It doesn't automatically mean they're lesbians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (WkPC9)

466 If Scarborough's eyes get any closer together they may merge.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (HwiWi)

467
Happy Birthday, Jane!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

468 I like lobster okay but its not exactly magical
special wonder meat. Its just decent meat. I think the rep of Lobster
is like Coors when it was exclusively in Colorado. Its not that it was
great, its that it was rare and difficult to get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

Until Smokey and the Bandit

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (k/TB6)

469 I want lobster rolls now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (fIHXk)

470 What did geotus do to the usps? I fail to understand.
====

He won't give them a shit ton of money to bail them out.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (iydjf)

471 Bith be cray

Posted by: Priapism at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (2cfUo)

472 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more
high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits

Sure sure, crazy Xtian obsessed winger, you roll with that!

Posted by: antifa scum burning Bibles in Portland at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (DJFLF)

473 I do agree that besides being sexually frustrated and repressed her soul is empty. She has no means of invisible support; no faith.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (Q7dzy)

474 Happy birthday, Jane! Have fun!

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (JKNZq)

475 I'll have what she's having.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (v16oJ)

476 What is hilarious/infuriating is the Dem lie that Donny Two Scoops is suppressing the vote and rigging the election by not funding the Post Office (or whatever).

People, you DON'T need the Post Office - all you need to do is get off your ass on election day and vote.

But yeah, I get that the mail-in thing is the Dem's method to cheat and manipulate the results, so they are going ape-shit crazy because it ain't gonna happen as easily as they thought it would.

The brazen lies and untruths and fallacies in logic astound me. Are the American people genuinely this stupid, or at the leftists this batshit crazy?

Or should I simply embrace the power of 'and'?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (ufFY8)

477 453 I love the crawl saying Americans think Biden would do better with the 'rona than Trump 50-36%. Who knew 50% of America thinks hiding under your bed protects you from the Boogie Man?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (nFRLh)

Taste the Gas Light

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (pIBUf)

478 470 What did geotus do to the usps? I fail to understand.
====

He won't give them a shit ton of money to bail them out.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (iydjf)

========

And yet, one line of defense from the left is that the USPS doesn't actually cost anything to taxpayers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (UWqZJ)

479 The worst part is that she actually believes all of that.

Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (RdFF+)

480 Funny how she can direct all her considerable wrath at PDT but not at the people who are actually responsible for all this flu bullshit getting forced on us: the Chicoms.

WTF is wrong with her that she won't do that? President Trump didn't start or cause any of this. He's followed all the advice that was given to him and did all the crazy stuff we've never ever done before during a pandemic, like quarantine healthy people. You know he certainly didn't want to crush the economy that he got going. I have no idea what else he was supposed to do.


She's nutz.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (HaL55)

481 Egregious displays of unhinged hysteria seem to be the thing these days. The amount of 'passion' you display is in direct correlation to how just and true your cause is.

I figure a lot of these are calculated display. It gives them social credits in their peer group.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)

482 gotta sous vide the lobster

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (oAY8z)

483 It looks like about 1.2 million is a good weekly average for average Joe and menopause Mika. That seems high to me.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020

*
*

1.2 million bedbugs, I'll warrant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (rpbg1)

484 Joe had a major meltdown on air not long ago, and Mika suggested he take time off and listen to some music.

They shouldn't be trusted around small children or pets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

485 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

Happy Birthday!
You'll have fun and forget your worries once you sit down with friends.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (rjE57)

486 The Democrats seem utterly incapable of sane criticism of DJT.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)

Cognitive dissonance. The contradiction between their expectations is incontrovertible evidence of false beliefs, and the reality would crush their egos and prompt soul-searching and introspection if they confronted it honestly.

Their egos refuse to go quietly, and compel them to come up with ever-more outlandish justifications to try to preserve their belief structure.

Politics is an identity-level object for them. Rejecting their political beliefs is almost like death to them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (9Fy8T)

487 I forgot that her dad was Carter's guy- maybe this meltdown was triggered by Trump eclipsing Carter's Middle East Peace accord?

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

488 I don't know. I'm surrounded by the little bugs and I think it's pretty damn tasty.

Posted by: JackStraw



Jim Gaffigan has some funny comments about Seafood:

https://tinyurl.com/Gaffigan-Seafood-Bit



Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)

489 'Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.'

I have not one freakin clue what the hell causes women to behave the way they do. Best to avoid them if possible.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (qpX6U)

490 It doesn't automatically mean they're lesbians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (WkPC9)
What? Who said anything about lesbians...
It's a terrible haircut, you just have to trust me. I come from a long line of hairstylists of both sexes and trendy fashionistas.
full disclosure: I'm just about to get my long luxurious mane chopped off because I'm sick of it. And I had short hair for most of the 1980 and 1990s and I ain't no muffdiver either.

Posted by: antifa scum burning Bibles in Portland at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (DJFLF)

491 Normal people call people who act like Mika, nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (jUVms)

492 Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)

I think you're correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (WkPC9)

493 422
She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life



Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

She's angry because no body listen's too her, not even Joe. So she turns the volume up.

Why won't you rubes listen "Trump is killing people!!! REEEEEE"


Hahaha, the old tricks to don't work anymore.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (fa1mM)

494 The calls for even MOAR lockdown are squarely aimed at election day. If you can't vote from home you'll DIE( they especially want to keep the geezers home)

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (HwiWi)

495
She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life

No one RESPECTS HER AUTHORITY!

Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

496 /pantifa sock off

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (DJFLF)

497 Errrrrr... it's not Freudian. Women are "different" the morning after and most of the day. I mean they're not like this.
---
There's a special sauce in his load that makes her lady parts happy, that makes the rest of her happier

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (aO8Gd)

498 Her hair looks flat and wrong.

But her bitch face is what's really holding her back. No, wait, it's her insanity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (jUVms)

499 Best to avoid them if possible.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (qpX6U)

Unless I have a sex change I cannot avoid women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (WkPC9)

500 I have to admit, the cringe factor of the vid was epic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)


It's funny, I can't watch cringe compilations... people in terribly awkward situations. It makes my skin crawl.

But show me a compilation of epic fails, like people wiping out on skateboards, boat launch failures, trees that are cut and fall into the house instead of away from it... Those I can watch all day long.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (hku12)

501 If only Mika could be more like the girl in the George Harrison video.

Posted by: Dexter Riley at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jkztu)

502 Lobster are sea scorpions with good PR. They used to be the food for prisoners


Crabs are sea spiders with good PR.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (d0WgS)

503 491 Normal people call people who act like Mika, nuts.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (jUVms)

This. We are a long way from Stoicism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (A5zUN)

504 Ace --

"All Things Must Pass" was HUGE in 1970--like a "Garbo Talks!" moment for George--and then by 1980 it was considered over-produced and thin.

I've liked for all of my nearly 29 years.

Posted by: moviegique at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (CcUfv)

505 Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

I think you may be on to something there.

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (DJFLF)

506 gotta sous vide the lobster
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

No, actually, you don't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (S+F2a)

507 Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

----------

hahahahaha, yep.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jUVms)

508 this has been a good thread, I needed this today, after sitting through hrs of Zoom professional development mtgs

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (oAY8z)

509 Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

510 >I figure a lot of these are calculated display. It gives them social credits in their peer group.


I think they're having a contest

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (iTXRQ)

511 As my Hindi friends would say ... "Jhakaas"

Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (X5CsJ)

512 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (h1jJh)

513 What? Who said anything about lesbians...
It's a terrible haircut, you just have to trust me.

Actually, someone did, or more than one person but I cannot check the entire thread, but I'll take your word on the haircut. I don't know anything about hair styles-just that it seems o.k. to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (WkPC9)

514 Did you know that Mike Pence covered up for pedophile priests when he was Governor of Indiana?

Whoops! I'm sorry! That was Kamala Harris when she was the District Attorney in San Francisco! My bad!

(Can you imagine the media coverage if it was a Republican Vice Presidential candidate? The media don't give a shit including Fox News!)
-----------------
Kamala Harris buried investigation into predator priests, victims say
https://t.co/8fV7oz3Jyi?amp=1

Survivors of sexual abuse by Catholic clergy claim Kamala Harris did not do enough to prosecute their cases when she was San Francisco district attorney.

Victims said compared to Terence Hallinan, who was DA before Harris defeated him in the 2003 election, Harris did 'absolutely nothing.'

'It went from Terence Hallinan going hundred miles an hour, full speed ahead, after the Catholic Church to Kamala Harris doing absolutely nothing and taking it backwards hundred miles an hour,' Joey Piscitelli, a sexual assault survivor, who won a court case against his Catholic high school, told The Intercept.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 14, 2020 03:41 PM (FBrfY)

515
Mika needs a throw down.



A real one.



Not with little Joey.



And she needs one stat.

Break out the Sawzall with the dildo on the end and hand me the extension cord. I'm going in...

Whatever you do, whatever you may hear coming from the other side, do not under any circumstances open that door.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:41 PM (HaL55)

516 She's married to Joe Scarborough, cut her some slack people.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (nFRLh)

517 @390

Oh it would have come to America but it would have been treated like H1N1 under Obama, that is to say, nobody would have batted an eye.


There were over 1000 deaths before Obama even mentioned it.



We were in full shutdown battle stations before a single death was recorded.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (guvUn)

518 Lobster are sea scorpions with good PR. They used to be the food for prisoners

--

Sea Vultures

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (kA3Cp)

519 480
Funny how she can direct all her considerable wrath at PDT but not at
the people who are actually responsible for all this flu bullshit
getting forced on us: the Chicoms.

WTF is wrong with her that she
won't do that? President Trump didn't start or cause any of this. He's
followed all the advice that was given to him and did all the crazy
stuff we've never ever done before during a pandemic, like quarantine
healthy people. You know he certainly didn't want to crush the economy
that he got going. I have no idea what else he was supposed to do.


She's nutz.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (HaL55)

The thing the Dems will never admit to is that they are selling "We can kill the corona virus if we just destroy the economy".

Everyone who is sane knows that even if we destroy the economy, viruses are gonna do what viruses do. Replicate. Let's take Fauci's example of ridding the world of HIV/Aids. Yep, didn't work.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (fa1mM)

520 Honey, now your just being unreasonable. You need to settle down.

Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)

521 That was like listening to my crazy neighbor who still has a "Bernie" sign in his front window and an "impeach" and "coexist" sticker on his Prius.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (h1jJh)

522 They had an in person election in Wisconsin. There was no increase in cases of the Wuflu. We've had a few more elections since then. There is no case for mandatory mail in voting.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)

523 This is well beyond "election year rhetoric" or "politics as usual." If idiot Mika believes ANYTHING that she said in that little clip, then she is indeed unbelievably stupid. Which is, of course, possible. But I suspect that was a carefully scripted propgandistic screed of the sort that any good Marxist be proud.

And, did I detect just the hint, the merest scintilla, of a Chicom accent in her voice? A Cantonese cant to her blather?

Harden yourselves. The worst is yet to come.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (cqGlW)

524 Honey, now your just being unreasonable. You need to settle down.
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)

works every time

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (oAY8z)

525 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

I sometimes think Trump goes a little too far with his comments, but they certainly were mean to him and she's obviously spitting mad in her desire for vengeance. It's like the Morning show version of the "Queen of the Night" aria without singing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (WkPC9)

526
Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate
my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

Get a walking stick.
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (88+cf)

527 gotta sous vide the lobster

Yep... waiting for the water to boil.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (4J1oK)

528 I think Antifa and BLM should do their protesting by mail.

Posted by: ///// at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (l5u9H)

529 Her Catholic father and friend of Saint John Paul II the Great would be so proud of her.

Posted by: Eve at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (L5yo0)

530 522 They had an in person election in Wisconsin. There was no increase in cases of the Wuflu. We've had a few more elections since then. There is no case for mandatory mail in voting.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)

==========

"Um...yes there is..."
-Democrats, TOTALLY confident in the public polls

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (UWqZJ)

531 No one RESPECTS HER AUTHORITY!



Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.

I forgot all about that. That's what got her going. I bet she hears that in her empty head about every 15 seconds or so. The echo would drive anyone crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (HaL55)

532 Anyone who thinks that someone in her position isn't having excessive amounts of sex every day is deeply ignorant of celebrity and media culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

533 The teen kids of one of our best friends were both deathly ill with Barry's H1N1. I believe the number of infected Americans reached 59,000,000.

Anyone remember the media's breathless reporting?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

534 Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020

*
*

Jane, when I cracked a foot bone in September of '16, I had to limp around on crutches with one of those boot things on. I could drive -- it was my left foot that bit the dust -- and I wasn't in real pain like you've been. But I definitely hated gimping along everywhere I went.

We shall not discuss my having to ride in those little electric carts at the grocery. No. We shall not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (rpbg1)

535 331
Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's
muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief
dinner in a restaurant with friends.

have fun, stay safe, and don't forget that you can decorate your face shield.

Posted by: Dr. Birx at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (sGtp+)

536

MY PUSSY IS FULL OF EELS! EXPLODE MY HOVERCRAFT WITH DELIGHT!

Posted by: Mizka at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)

537 Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM


And some street cred.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (4J1oK)

538 After listening to Mike Breznevsky, Trump decided to kill the coronavirus with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (h1jJh)

539 Happy Birthday Jane. Always enjoy reading your posts.

Posted by: dartist at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (+ya+t)

540 They really are obsessed with Trump.

And in a field of hundreds of Dem operatives disquised as "Reporters" that's a difficult task.

And Mike and her boyfriends really do take the obsessive cake.

And they say such obviously untrue things that can only be fake and/or subjective.

Only in this atmosphere of the last 4 years could they still be working.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (LyEz9)

541 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits

**********************

Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.

I believe every word of it.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)

It's not that unusual. It's an ancient Navajo belief from before recorded history.

There was a class of demon called a skin-walker, which had been a sorcerer in life. In its unlife, it sought prominent members of society for victims, wore them like a suit, and used them to get into human society and cause mischief.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (9Fy8T)

542
America's Trashiest Wine Aunt ... LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (pNxlR)

543 But I do agree with an earlier thought that she no doubt heard her whole life how unpossible MidEast peace was and viola, her Babayega delivered. Has to be a worldview crusher.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (nFRLh)

544 She's married to Joe Scarborough, cut her some slack people.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (nFRLh)

She punches him in the head all the time.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (88+cf)

545 The WHITE zone is for loading and unloading only.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

546 Get a walking stick.
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020

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Just picture yourself like Gene Barry in Bat Masterson. A cane can be cool.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (rpbg1)

547
The Democrats seem utterly incapable of sane criticism of DJT.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)






Funny thing is, there's plenty of sane criticism that's possible against Trump from the left, but the commies go all-in on the cray-cray batshit insanity instead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (EGyGV)

548 We shall not discuss my having to ride in those little electric carts at the grocery. No. We shall not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45


Those were cool. Had to ride those when I broke my hip in '98.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (4J1oK)

549 You wanna feel really old, try dragging around an oxygen tank.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (JKNZq)

550 I'm not watching or reading all the comments at this point. So what is she bitching about?

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (UUBmN)

551 Actually, someone did, or more than one person but I cannot check the entire thread,
Oh, I came in late and didn't read all the comments. I'd wondered if anyone had noticed her "do".


Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (DJFLF)

552 She is not an example of someone drinking the Kool-Aid; she is brewing it. Just hard to tell whether it is from sheer stupidity, or due to some darker force. I'm suspecting the latter; she's stupid, but no one could be quite THAT stupid.
I actually feel a little sorry for the poor saps on her "panel" that had to sit and listen to it (didn't they look embarrassed to you?) - and, to protect the little fee they collect for appearing, even have to refrain from laughing as she piddles herself.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (/sTHK)

553 That is one seriously disturbed woman who needs to seek professional help dealing with her anger issues.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (JUOKG)

554 Posted by: Mizka at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)

What possessed you to actually enter that and press 'Post?'

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

555
She punches him in the head all the time.


Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (88+cf)

So *that's* how he got the dent!

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (DJFLF)

556 Is Joe still doing the rock videos?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

557 550
I'm not watching or reading all the comments at this point. So what is she bitching about?

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (UUBmN)


ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!!

Posted by: MIKA at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (fa1mM)

558 It is obvious that this bitch and the rest of her network haven't cross examined a single "fact" in years....Charlottesville....children in cages....


I repeat: "who bitch dis is?"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (h1jJh)

559 Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

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hahahahaha, yep.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jUVms)

Trump knows how to Twitter Shiv.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (rjE57)

560 FUCK you, MIKA! You adulterer, sleaze bag liar.

Posted by: Fred Garvin at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (e5/N+)

561 MY PUSSY IS FULL OF EELS! EXPLODE MY HOVERCRAFT WITH DELIGHT!
Posted by: Mizka at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)
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"Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (UAMe5)

562 We shall not discuss my having to ride in those little electric carts at the grocery. No. We shall not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45


Those were cool. Had to ride those when I broke my hip in '98.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020

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Sitting down among all the tall walking humans made me feel the way I did as a child at the store, surrounded by all these giants towering over me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (rpbg1)

563 I could not watch it to the end.

Posted by: idlan at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (FOOiW)

564
Honey, now your just being unreasonable. You need to settle down.
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)

Cramps worse than usual?

** Bang! Zoom! To the Moon! **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

565 Dead interns aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't squeeze your balls at all
Dead interns aren't much fun

Posted by: doctor demento at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (an7Mv)

566 Welp, along the lines of Mika's rant relayed by Twatter, occasionally you do see something humorous in that swamp.

The username "dadbodsrising" got a chuckle out of me. And the best of all (although it no longer seems to be active) was "metricbuttload @standardbuttload".

Carry on.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZSK0i)

567

How embarrassing for normal women to watch. She is a stereotype of a shrieking wench.

I know some women will be watching her with tears in their eyes. But most normal women, if they watched this have got to be wondering wth is wrong with her.

I bet most would say menopause.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (rjE57)

568 She'd boil PDT's bunny rabbit, if PDT had a bunny rabbit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (HaL55)

569 You don't say.

@JohnWHuber

A hint in Clinesmith plea. Durham could have indicted on 18 USC 1519, destruction of federal investigative records, which attracts a 20 year max sentence. Instead the plea is to a 1001 "false statements" charge, only 5 years. Suggests Crossfire's main FBI lawyer is cooperating

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

570
I couldn't finish watching it.

She's like a freshly caught crappie, flopping on the dock.

It's really just pathetic.

And to think a corporation pays her good money to act that way.

Thinking of Oregon Muse's earlier post about supernatural may be something. Cuz Mika has melted.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (sy5kK)

571 MY PUSSY IS FULL OF EELS! EXPLODE MY HOVERCRAFT WITH DELIGHT!


Funnier in the original Hungarian:

"My hovercraft is full of eels"
"My nipples explode with delight"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (ZSK0i)

572 It is obvious that this bitch and the rest of her network haven't cross examined a single "fact" in years....Charlottesville....children in cages....

This is the other piece of the puzzle. IN addition to virtue signalling, needing to justify their reaction, and trying to stir up their crazies, there's another factor.

They live in triple layered titanium bubbles where certain positions are introduced and never refuted, questioned, or examined. They hold to exploded nonsense like a security blanket and repeat it when ever any topic comes up about the President as if someone pushed their secret crotch button

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

573 >> It's muh birfday

Happy Birthday, Jane. I'm sure your husband will wash his feet before entering your tent.

Posted by: 40 miles north at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (o2vOl)

574 Noodus GAINZZZ

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (rpbg1)

575 569 You don't say.

@JohnWHuber

A hint in Clinesmith plea. Durham could have indicted on 18 USC 1519, destruction of federal investigative records, which attracts a 20 year max sentence. Instead the plea is to a 1001 "false statements" charge, only 5 years. Suggests Crossfire's main FBI lawyer is cooperating
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

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I called that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (UWqZJ)

576 NOOD!!!

Gainzzzzzz.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

577 I could not watch it to the end.


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She went on to chastise Mitch McConnel (but no Democrats are to blame for anything you see). Then she suggested that those who had loved ones who died should take some legal action against Trump for killing them. It was deranged.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (h1jJh)

578 If media fact checks were real...

Posted by: Gilded Age II: fake science, fake news, RINO palooza, corruption madhouse at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (BRkq2)

579 421


What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)



He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout
bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten
behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any
chance for universal mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (pNxlR)


Orange Man Bad seems to play this game better than the professionals.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (p+DZD)

580 3 minutes of hate (or faux righteous indignation?).

Posted by: Allears at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (qf5X8)

581 Every time translation comes up I can't help but think of the hilarious Spanish translator on Blackadder

https://youtu.be/UveSVcz18R0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

582
Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate
my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

Get a walking stick.
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (88+cf)






Plus, you get to swat the neighborhood kids when the little demons get within striking distance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (EGyGV)

583 She sounds like my 24-yr-old daughter, who's on a constant diet of dopey memes and Vox, except my daughter has the benefit of being young and stupid.

Mika lays out her case for:
1. Payoff to porn star -- Pre-term. Unwholesome but not illegal
2. Russia lies -- hoax by media and previous admin
3. Racism in Charlottesville -- media hoax
4. Racism across the board -- Lie with zero evidence
5. Children in cages -- hoax by media and previous admin
6. Conspiracy theories -- Speaking glibly is not a conspiracy

No wonder liberals are so crazed. Believing all this shit to be true would make anyone nuts.

Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (gS3OW)

584
Just picture yourself like Gene Barry in Bat Masterson. A cane can be cool.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (rpbg1)


A Bat Masterson reference! Excellent.

Little kid LCD really liked that show. Black ampersand White TV at it's finest. Bat showed how to be classy, and you're right - that cane.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (sy5kK)

585 My mom loved Bat Masterson.

The real guy was actually a lot like that. He was a dude... that nobody messed with. Not just because he was Wyatt Earp's friend but because he personally was deadly as hell.

But he tended to solve problems without violence where Wyatt would just charge up and pistolwhip someone and drag them off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

586 260 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.
===========

In fact, I once dated a woman who said that was one of her fantasies. So, I tied her to the bed and did her harshly, then left her there for a while.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (JNTt1)

587 HOLY FUCK !!!! she has aged Fucking horribly ! YIKES !!! & FUCKING NUTS

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (1Dmt5)

588 Mika, you ignorant slut.

She is a stupid and evil woman. A bad combination.

Posted by: alecthemad at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (j2PNK)

589 480 Or the Actual American Government who sent the Wuhan virus TO China for outlawed domestic research in 2015: Barack Obama and Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (ABuva)

590 There comes a time, when 'know-nothing C@nt' just doesn't say it....

Hey Mika! - the planes are now flying - you can leave any time your tantrum ends....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (9ks3L)

591 That's as bad as damn hysterical and over-the-top as I've ever seen in my life on TV. TDS eleventy 11!11!

Posted by: oddnot at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (YIHot)

592 Mika's another case of Dunning-Kruger.

Of course, that's typical for the Journalist Class.

Posted by: SkylerKat at August 14, 2020 04:13 PM (SXIn9)

593 591 That's as bad as damn hysterical and over-the-top as I've ever seen in my life on TV. TDS eleventy 11!11!
Posted by: oddnot at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (YIHot)

My older brother sent me a link to some FB group 'Republicans against Donald Trump' and commented "See...?"

Group barely has 10k members (lame for a 'Major' FB group), and its cucks all the way down.

Commented to the brother - they can leave any time they like and go to the Jackasses.

He commented - "We don't want them..." Sure, they got all the loons, commies, snowflakes, and freaks, no need to import more....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:20 PM (9ks3L)

594 That face gonna fall off!

Posted by: Texican ette at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (gou4q)

595 504 Ace --

"All Things Must Pass" was HUGE in 1970--like a "Garbo Talks!" moment for George--and then by 1980 it was considered over-produced and thin.

I've liked for all of my nearly 29 years.

I still think it is the best post-Beatles album by any of them with the possible exception of Plastic Ono Band. I listen to it all the time.

Posted by: Happy at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (GHaZw)

596 That little boy who was shot in the head by a neighbor? Libs discovered the story being passed around and are already "warning" people about how Trump and white supremacists are going to "politicize" it.

A good friend passed on the message and I blew up about it and asked if it's safe to criticize the choice of Kamala Harris for VP or is that verboten. I guess I took it too far by following the link back and commenting to the original poster "You and your friend already politicized it, as did our mutual friend who shared it. Congrats."

As a result, a friend of 20+ years "unfriended" me on Facebook and hasn't returned my phone message.

I don't want to apologize because I was polite when she advocated for universal healthcare, gay marriage in the Methodist church, and everything else. I'm done. Guess I'll rot in hell.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (/+bwe)

597
All that ventilating---the end stage of Lak a Nuki Fever. Scarborough is not up to the job these days--his squaw is on the warpath.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 14, 2020 04:34 PM (NVDjf)

598 I'm just trying to get some ranch...

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (6MoD2)

599 Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:20 PM (9ks3L)
*********
Now ask yourself why would the DemonTARDS be acting like this?? They know what they did BETTER than anyone else & they know that Trump knows

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (1Dmt5)

600 Also, is this the best Joe can do?
He couldn't find another tasty young intern to get his dick wet, he had to MARRY this haggard, bird-faced harpy?



Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (6MoD2)

601 Mental patient

Posted by: Summer of Love at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (oOH48)

602
Where is Paolo...STAT..that is BAT shit Cray Cray....OMG.

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (5IHGB)

603
MICA is that when you like eating shit?

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:11 PM (5IHGB)

604 I'm debarreled and 3 times as strong,watch it Muka's it could be Covid 69 !!!

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:13 PM (5IHGB)

605
I'm Free,free at last....$19.99 @ Walmart.

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:14 PM (5IHGB)

606
The Horde has missed my best work this last week,send $ 13,97 for the Tapes from F-Tel order now and get 3,567 Others FREE.
The Barrel is spacious but smelly,I know who was here last,the bugger that fingered me @ the Library readings.

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:17 PM (5IHGB)

607 Chill that bitch out!
Tell that bitch to chill!

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 05:29 PM (IU8aO)

608 I wanted to listen to Mika's rant but about 10 seconds of her bitchy voice was all I could take.

Posted by: rwven at August 14, 2020 05:41 PM (p+cQB)

609 And all because Trump said she'd had a bad face lift.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (xZjSg)

610 So how old is she and is she going through menopause?

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (xZjSg)

Drag Queen Story Hour Twitter Account Posts Pro-Pedophilia Slogan "Love Has No Age"

Be very suspicious of men who are determined to be in close proximity to your children.

The UK Drag Queen Story Hour Twitter account was locked after drawing fury from various social media users due to a post containing a pro-pedophilia message.

The phrase "love has no age" carries pro-pedophilia connotations of both an authentic and inauthentic nature. Some Twitter pedophiles have rebranded themselves as "MAPs" --an acronym for “minor attracted person; another euphemism to make a socially unpalatable cause more acceptable spout this phrase, while others attempting to satirize internet pedophile have made memes containing the questionable phrase.

The article notes:

One particularly controversial Drag Queen Story Hour took place in Houston, Texas, after muckrakers revealed that two of the performers were registered sex offenders.

Love also has no sex offender registration, I guess.

David French hardest

"You're missing the end of the sentence," you say.

"I'm okay with it," I reply.

Posted by: Ace at 01:44 PM




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1 first...ew...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 01:45 PM (UWqZJ)

2 One particularly controversial Drag Queen Story Hour took place in Houston, Texas, after muckrakers revealed that two of the performers were registered sex offenders.

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"muckrackers"

So mean to find those sex offender registrations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 01:46 PM (UWqZJ)

3 How's that gay marriage is the end point story working out?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 01:46 PM (kA3Cp)

4 How do I un-read the content?

Posted by: weew at August 14, 2020 01:46 PM (+m+uH)

5 Well, I'm shocked....shocked I say!

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (cF8AT)

6 I'm just waiting for the wine moms to tell me I'm a bigot for not going along with this.

Every other deviant issue the Social Marxists have "won" with this group, I never dreamed women would be fighting for the right for men to go into their bathroom and dressing rooms, but here we are.

Posted by: Blago at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (gkdnV)

7 Jesus would curb stomp that fag.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (z8TLX)

8 Evil abounds.

Posted by: Pony Tail at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (s6Sjq)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Freaks. Evil freaks.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (von7U)

11 Drag Queen Story Hour UK, eh? Once the Muslims attain majority status in jolly ol' England, I suspect we won't hear much about these folks.

They'll probably immigrate to the US, citing persecution as the reason.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (ch6++)

12 Can we colonize Mars already? This place is getting too fucked up to be part of going forward.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

13 I know I'm not the only one, but I totally called this -- that drag kids/trans kids was their path to attempting to legalize pedophilia.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 01:48 PM (bDqIh)

14 muckrakers? really? People pointing out obvious dangers to children are labeled muckrakers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2020 01:48 PM (r+sAi)

15 Cut their junk off and this problem will end.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 14, 2020 01:48 PM (qZdIZ)

16 if ever anyone touches my future grandbabies, I will live the rest of my life in jail. they will be dead. deader than dead, with their penis cut off and shoved in their mouths.

not even kidding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 01:48 PM (W2Pud)

17 Brain damaged fucks.

Stay away from my kid. You won't like the result if you don't.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Blessings.

Posted by: TheBulworkCrew at August 14, 2020 01:49 PM (S+F2a)

19 Surprisingly, we haven't heard wine moms being told to volunteer their children for sex toys as reparations, yet.


Yet.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 01:49 PM (kA3Cp)

20 15 Cut their junk off and this problem will end.
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Shoot them like a feral dog works too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2020 01:49 PM (z8TLX)

21 Disturbing

Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 01:49 PM (d0WgS)

22 I suppose we can add "bugger our children" to the long list of awful stuff the Democrats want to do to us.

Posted by: weew at August 14, 2020 01:49 PM (+m+uH)

23

I'm Joe Biden and I approve this massage....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 01:50 PM (s2VJv)

24 >>Drag Queen Story Hour UK, eh? Once the Muslims attain majority status in jolly ol' England, I suspect we won't hear much about these folks.



Oh, people like Ilhan Omar and Sarsour have totally embraced the LGBT agenda and push it hard -- as part of their "destroy America and western civilization" agenda.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

25 12 Can we colonize Mars already? This place is getting too fucked up to be part of going forward.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)


I rather we load them up on a ship and shoot them into the sun.

Meh. On the launchpad under the thrusters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (s2VJv)

26 16 if ever anyone touches my future grandbabies, I will live the rest of my life in jail. they will be dead. deader than dead, with their penis cut off and shoved in their mouths.

not even kidding.
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Nurse, may I suggest slicing their armpits and kneecapping them with a .32 and leave them for the coyotes to finish? You can also slice their willie off as well or let the coyote's do it for you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (z8TLX)

27 Best thing about my divorce was being able to maneuver into having full custody. Biggest threat to a kid is the non-biologically related male in their home-typically mom's new BF or husband. Eliminated that possibility.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (Ri2IV)

28 I just keep picturing all those stupid ass parents watching these story hours with their kids and smiling like hyenas.

Smiling now, ya fucking idiots?

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (cF8AT)

29 not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 01:48 PM (W2Pud)

This!

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (P4Pk9)

30 David French hardest
"You're missing the end of the sentence," you say.
"I'm okay with it," I reply.

Primo Ace!

Posted by: m at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (awAkQ)

31
I've got a few more years to figure out how I am going to keep my baby at home for schooling. It's not even just schooling, really. I'm going to do my very best to keep her out of and away from this society to the very greatest extent that I can. This place is a fucking nightmarish inversion of the country I grew up in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (/nZod)

32 And Michael Jackson just wanted to snuggle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (PCq78)

33 Sodom and Gomorrah.

Hmmmm: doing a DDG search for "Sodom and Go" fails to autocomplete. Must be a very obscure search, or more likely, the autocomplete algo is biased against Old Testament refs.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 01:52 PM (qpX6U)

34 Remember, friends: those walls of pedophiles and sex offender photos at the police station and library aren't for your protection, but theirs.

And when SHTF, they're who the shit hits first.

Posted by: Fringe at August 14, 2020 01:52 PM (vx54i)

35 I have a size restricted chubby!

Posted by: David French at August 14, 2020 01:52 PM (yhf6w)

36 I just had a chat with my dog, in which I told her how lucky she is that she doesn't realize how the stupid the world she's living in is.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 14, 2020 01:52 PM (lgiXo)

37 love has no age

This is especially true for hair.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 01:52 PM (EgshT)

38
11 Drag Queen Story Hour UK, eh? Once the Muslims attain majority status in jolly ol' England, I suspect we won't hear much about these folks.

The stories will be all about flying.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 01:52 PM (pNxlR)

39 16 if ever anyone touches my future grandbabies, I will live the rest of my life in jail. they will be dead. deader than dead, with their penis cut off and shoved in their mouths.

not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched

You'll leave nothing for the barbed cock of Satan?

Posted by: Bruce at August 14, 2020 01:52 PM (OWHvo)

40 Low level DC rumor that RBG is terminal.

I'm really vexed on this. The lady at least stood up for what she believed in unlike frauds like Roberts.

I think over the years I've learned to have respect for people who are my enemies if they truly believe what they stand for and are unrelenting in their pursuits.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (J6dnG)

41 Just as bad - "Love is love". I see that one used a great deal during pride month also.

Uh, no. It isn't.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Rvt88)

42 Surprisingly, we haven't heard wine moms being told to volunteer their children for sex toys as reparations, yet.


Yet.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 01:49 PM (kA3Cp)

They're still trying to figure out if they're supposed to be upset about the creepy troll doll with the cooter button.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Love also has no sex offender registration, I guess.


But it does have addresses at several New York hotels.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (luzVb)

44 One particularly controversial Drag Queen Story Hour took place in Houston, Texas, after muckrakers revealed that two of the performers were registered sex offenders.


Shocked, I say SHOCKED, I am.

Posted by: Jack Inoff at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (oVJmc)

45 12 Can we colonize Mars already? This place is getting too fucked up to be part of going forward.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

---------------------

A new life awaits you in the off world colonies.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (ch6++)

46 UK, so horrific unbelievable crimes involving young people are kind of no big deal. Rotterham. A few other similar cases, I think.

Unless I missed something - jaw-dropping, years-long situations in which under-age girls were "groomed" for abuse by a network, known to law enforcement, without being stopped. Ever prosecuted, at all? Don't think so.

UK, like Canada, does not have the same basis in liberty we do (well, that we had, in some respects), but that usually just shows up as orwellian police-state stuff (as is currently bubbling in Scotland with an outlandishly vile "hate speech" proposals). The systematic indulgence of child abuse/human trafficking marks a new low, and is not totally unrelated to unassimilated immigration of certain people. Surprise.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (OTzUX)

47 Drag Queen Story Hour

-
"Story Hour"? Shouldn't that be Fairy Tales?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

48 Well, some people here called it when they started letting homosexuals marry. They, at the time, just opened Pandora's Box.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (wzzJf)

49 You want vengeance for this DQSH shit? Punch a librarian, because THEY are the ones that mainstreamed this perversion.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (qpX6U)

50 >>I just keep picturing all those stupid ass parents watching these story hours with their kids and smiling like hyenas.


Right?
These parents are the worst. Do they even teach "stranger danger" anymore? DQSH is "stranger, schmanger, let's have a pj party together!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

51 Love has no age....But what if the child grows up and wants to find you and and uh and kill ya?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (pB6Gt)

52 Long ago I predicted they would try to brand it as something like "intergenerational love". But love has not age is even more pablum-y. Sick.

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (786Ro)

53 Pedophilia is the last hurdle for the left. They have check marked ALL of their other social objectives.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (v2mqW)

54

I rather we load them up on a ship and shoot them into the sun.

Meh. On the launchpad under the thrusters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 01:51 PM (s2VJv)

I can live with that.

Posted by: No, the other Agent Johnson at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

55

It's a Man's Life in the Royal Navy!

Posted by: Moistly Druidic Used Tire Salesman at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (d6DSt)

56 I think over the years I've learned to have respect for people who are my enemies if they truly believe what they stand for and are unrelenting in their pursuits.
-------------------
What doesn't kill RBG makes her stronger.
What kills her makes her even stronger.

She's German, you know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (z8TLX)

57 Maybe they're frantically preparing the battlespace for Epstein rollout?

Posted by: artemis at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (AwPyG)

58 20 years ago, anyone who thought homosexual marriage would become normalized was laughed off the stage.

And here we are...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (s2VJv)

59 53 Pedophilia is the last hurdle for the left. They have check marked ALL of their other social objectives.
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 14, 2020 01:54 PM (v2mqW)

========

*waves*
-human sacrifice

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (UWqZJ)

60 Odds RGB goes Full Corpse at perfect time to rally the troops for election day?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (oVJmc)

61 Well, some people here called it when they started letting homosexuals marry. They, at the time, just opened Pandora's Box.

"They just want what we want."


Good times, good times.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (luzVb)

62 Smells like preteen spirit. A nice bubblegum perfume. [Ef-ef-ef-ef-ef]

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (k5f8h)

63 Every male corpse I've ever seen eaten by wild animals was missing its Johnson.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (J6dnG)

64 And twitter does not censor this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (tsZQ+)

65 Is muckrakers a negative term. In context it seems it's being used negatively but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (lgiXo)

66 >>Well, some people here called it when they started letting homosexuals marry. They, at the time, just opened Pandora's Box.


Oh definitely.
We knew SSM would lead to polygamy and pedophilia, the only question was: how will they sell it?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (bDqIh)

67

Hello Sailor!

Posted by: Beastiality at August 14, 2020 01:56 PM (d6DSt)

68 51 Love has no age....But what if the child grows up and wants to find you and and uh and kill ya?
----------------
Vengeance knows no time limit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Lbo1l)

69 hoo boy, how do we approach this one?

we just don't have that here

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 01:56 PM (XTiHL)

70 what is the exact point of 'Drag Queen Story Hour' other than to expose kids to these freaks and to rub normals' faces into their victory in the culture wars?

you can't tell me the purpose is to read stories to children.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 14, 2020 01:56 PM (uS2EJ)

71 > Surprisingly, we haven't heard wine moms being told to volunteer their children for sex toys as reparations, yet.

Only a matter of time, I'm sure, considering how many wine moms have been persuaded to chop off the genitalia of their sons and stuff them full of estrogen because it's trendy to be "trans".


In positive news, the 9th Circus has struck down Commiefornia's ban on high-capacity magazines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 01:56 PM (unn44)

72 Nobody lives forever. It's not about if, it's about when God decides.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 01:56 PM (J6dnG)

73 Love has no age



Really, who does necrophilia hurt?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

74 I DO love the rainbow jacket, though..

Fabulouth!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (so+oy)

75 Worth a repeat from a poster above - all the gays wanted was a right to be married, there was no other agenda. The check is in the mail, just the tip, I'll still respect you, etc., etc.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (nFRLh)

76
You know, all those slippery slope scenarios you repressed cishets were pushing are just so much paranoia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (mht8P)

77 >> And twitter does not censor this?

LOL! The LGBT weirdos in twitter management are pals with the people posting stuff like this.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (bDqIh)

78 "Pedophilia is the last hurdle for the left."

You have a limited imagination. These oversexed leftists creeps will NEVER stop looking for new kinds of orifices to f*ck.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (qpX6U)

79 Pedophilia is where the line for me is crossed, and I start figuring how to take people out. Permanently. If the law doesn't stop pedophiles, then there is no law. Not for them, and not for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)

80 The Conservative Case for Having Sex With Little Kids

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (ptqGC)

81 If malevolent AI was acting to destroy biological life on earth what would they be doing differently than what the left is doing?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (lgiXo)

82 Just another day riding the mindfuck merry-go-round.

I want off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (fIHXk)

83 That guy in the tweet with the rainbow suit looks like whatever the fellow was who used to be all over TV saying how you could get free money from the government. Matthew Lesko?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (2JVJo)

84 Matt Drudge...WTF

discuss

Posted by: ed gibbon at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (oz7T9)

85 oh man! went back and read the content! that bail out of Houston last year was prescient!

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (XTiHL)

86 Like all other disasterous leftist policies, the suburban left thinks they are exempt. They have degrees and gates on their neighborhoods so they are ok.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (1WRRS)

87 Pedophilia is the last hurdle for the left.

Let's not be hasty.

Posted by: Necrophilia at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (EgshT)

88 I think it's more insidious than just trying to turn social mores upside down.
Would you be willing to squeal on the mafia? Maybe. Would you do it if they threatened to take your kids into sex trafficking? Maybe not.


Posted by: artemis at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (AwPyG)

89 Really, who does necrophilia hurt?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

Your soul.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

90 you know what? those "progressive, love knows no boundaries" parents can fuck up their kids all they want.

leave me and my family alone. I will kill you. but first I will torture you. leave me and my family alone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (W2Pud)

91 Only a matter of time, I'm sure, considering how many wine moms have been persuaded to chop off the genitalia of their sons and stuff them full of estrogen because it's trendy to be "trans".

In positive news, the 9th Circus has struck down Commiefornia's ban on high-capacity magazines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 01:56 PM (unn44)

I would refer to that as "Related News".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (Kpl3J)

92 Twitter is occupied by a very small sampling of idiots, with an outsized opinion

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (J6dnG)

93 >>*waves*
-human sacrifice



*waves back*

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)

94 Homosexual pedophilia is one of the most open secrets in our culture. They are pretty open and shameless about it, but everyone pretends its not there and looks the other way. Remember the controversy that ruined Milo Yanwhastisface? George "F'in Love Science" Takei said the same damn thing but everyone brushed it off. And he wasn't goofing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

95 Well, I'm off to the lake. Have a great weekend everyone!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (dUJdY)

96 I know I'm not the only one, but I totally called this -- that drag kids/trans kids was their path to attempting to legalize pedophilia.
Posted by: Lizzy


Actually, Phyllis Schlafly predicted this many years ago (sometime in the 1980's) when she said that when they normalized gay relationships (ie, gay marriage), that pedophilia was next. A lot of so-called conservatives pretty much hooted at her (not to mention....THE LEFT!!!) ....normalize gay relationships? Gay marriage?

That's crazy talk!!!!!

Boy, what a crazy right wing nut job she was, huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (ZCiJZ)

97 Paging Gabe Malor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

98 I saw Drag Queen Story Hour open for My Son's Sexually Confused and Committed Suicide at 18, in Austin just last year.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (vBdDy)

99 Yeah the one silver lining of losing half a continent to Islam is that a whole lot of people like the one in that photo are gonna get tossed off of minarets.

The Europeans are going to pay dearly for their post-Christian, Foucauldian ethics. Soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (/nZod)

100 81 If malevolent AI was acting to destroy biological life on earth what would they be doing differently than what the left is doing?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (lgiXo)

Or, for that matter, what would be different if the devil was real and hated humanity made in the image of God.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (lgiXo)

101 And this is where I say "Later, all", close the tablet and go clean the kitchen. I've found I just can't read these stories any more. They make me sick.

creep out

Posted by: creeper at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (XxJt1)

102 40 Low level DC rumor that RBG is terminal.

I'm really vexed on this. The lady at least stood up for what she believed in unlike frauds like Roberts.

I think over the years I've learned to have respect for people who are my enemies if they truly believe what they stand for and are unrelenting in their pursuits.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 01:53 PM (J6dnG)


Sadly at this point in the election cycle, RBG's death or retirement would be the biggest rallying cry to date for every leftist - especially the wine moms - to literally do anything they could to steal the Presidency and any other office they can get their mitts on.

If we thought the death circuses surrounding George Floyd and John Lewis were bad enough, we ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: Marybeth at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (4pK1/)

103 Yep. Gonna need a chaser after his thread. Something with some hard lefties, a blowtorch and a whole lot of typedeletes.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (pIBUf)

104 > you know what? those "progressive, love knows no boundaries" parents can fuck up their kids all they want.

Here we disagree.

I do not agree that they have a right to fuck up their kids that way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (unn44)

105 60
Odds RGB goes Full Corpse at perfect time to rally the troops for election day?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (oVJmc)

No one will be more surprised in October than RBG when Sotomayor walks in an pulls out RBG's feeding tube and unplugs her vent.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (fa1mM)

106
The hot new trend: cannibalism!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (mht8P)

107 "Really, who does necrophilia hurt?" Next of kin?

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (qpX6U)

108 Have a great weekend Jewells!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

109 I wanted to reply to Christopher Taylor last thread--
I agree that no one who's been paying attention has any faith in the
justice system anymore, but in a way its encouraging to see "the people"
rise up. No one's taking the bait that the left is throwing out there. amazing restraint, because we can see what they're up to.

And
as I've said a few times, I think one of the reasons all this has come
to light is because there are civilians who are pissed, and who are
following up on all developments on social media, including the dreaded
twitter.
It's a little like the Bostonians who dressed up like
Indians, to anonymously start the Boston Tea Party. Good luck trying to
keep us down.

Posted by: artemis at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (AwPyG)

110 Life's too short to pound a dude in the ass.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Sadly at this point in the election cycle, RBG's death or retirement would be the biggest rallying cry to date for every leftist - especially the wine moms - to literally do anything they could to steal the Presidency and any other office they can get their mitts on.

If we thought the death circuses surrounding George Floyd and John Lewis were bad enough, we ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: Marybeth at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (4pK1/)

WORTH IT

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (pIBUf)

112 Yeah. Fuck that shit.

Serial killing comes naturally to serial killers too, NAMBLA.

Maybe someone trying to help one of them will unleash a Dexter on your predatory destruction.

Or how about normal people for whom beating the hell out of pedophiles comes naturally?

Not the tack you want to take, pedophiles.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 14, 2020 02:00 PM (1eJby)

113 Well, some people here called it when they started letting homosexuals marry. They, at the time, just opened Pandora's Box.

"They just want what we want."


Good times, good times.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 01:55 PM (luzVb)

"Does it hurt your marriage? Then what do you care?"

Almost as annoying as that fuckwit Banana Shit's "ten miles away" crap.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 02:01 PM (2JVJo)

114 Look. I'm just as disgusted by pedos as the next person. I can't write what should be done with them. But even the most ardent Trumpist should concede that there's not much difference between a Trump Rally Hour and a Drag Queen Story Hour.

Posted by: Jonah G. at August 14, 2020 02:01 PM (786Ro)

115 90 you know what? those "progressive, love knows no boundaries" parents can fuck up their kids all they want."

Actually - no. Because children are innocent, and evil always seeks to destroy the innocent. If we, as moral men and women, cannot step forward to protect the truly innocent, we have no business being on this earth.

And yes, to my mind that position IS worth dying for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2020 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)

116 As a prayer request my niece has a greatly trouble son who within the last few days tried to commit suicide by ingesting a large number of pain killers.
He has also recently decided that he is a woman.
Hugely troubling.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 14, 2020 02:01 PM (lgiXo)

117 zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz

Posted by: jeff sessions at August 14, 2020 02:01 PM (an7Mv)

118 Texas governor now upset that testing is down.

"Those asymptomatic are choosing to not get tested."

Um.....Fuck off, wheeled dick fat.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Democrat governor of PA wants election ballots to be mailed up to 3 days after Election Day. They are not even pretending anymore. Outright theft of the election is coming, in plain sight.

But Barr plays a mean fucking bagpipe so we have that going for us.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 02:01 PM (t55/8)

120 And these are the very same people who have promoted a fear and loathing of clowns! Fucking cultural appropriation if I ever saw it!

Posted by: Punch and Judge Judy at August 14, 2020 02:02 PM (Xu8M1)

121 > "Really, who does necrophilia hurt?" Next of kin?

One could certainly argue that necrophilia is less damaging. Yeah, sick and horribly disrespectful, no question about that. But the corpse doesn't have to spend the rest of its life reliving the memories.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 02:02 PM (unn44)

122 >> Homosexual pedophilia is one of the most open secrets in our culture. They are pretty open and shameless about it, but everyone pretends its not there and looks the other way. Remember the controversy that ruined Milo Yanwhastisface? George "F'in Love Science" Takei said the same damn thing but everyone brushed it off. And he wasn't goofing.


Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings tried to normalize it w/his book and seminars for middle-schoolers

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

123
Homosexual pedophilia is one of the most open secrets in our culture. They are pretty open and shameless about it, but everyone pretends its not there and looks the other way.

-----------

Q: Why are fashion models so thin?

A: Because gay designers want them to look like the 13-year-old boys they want to molest.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 02:02 PM (mht8P)

124 Homosexual pedophilia is one of the most open secrets in our culture. They are pretty open and shameless about it, but everyone pretends its not there and looks the other way. Remember the controversy that ruined Milo Yanwhastisface? George "F'in Love Science" Takei said the same damn thing but everyone brushed it off. And he wasn't goofing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_____________

Isn't it amazing how many gay men have had these types of underage encounters?

It really is a "chicken or eg" paradox, are these people gay because they first sexual experience was some sort of trauma?

Posted by: Blago at August 14, 2020 02:02 PM (gkdnV)

125 This is what happens when pedos don't get a one-way trip into the woods.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 02:02 PM (RuIsu)

126 #clinesmithdidntkillhimself
That is all.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 14, 2020 02:02 PM (7Fj9P)

127 Isn't it something, that French has all sorts of nasty, non-forgiveness things to say about Trump being divorced.

But nothing but nice things to say about serial sexual predators?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 02:03 PM (Y4iec)

128 edophilia is the last hurdle for the left."
- - - - - - - - -

Unfortunately I see a speck on the horizon that looks like ritual sacrifice

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 02:03 PM (pIBUf)

129 84 Matt Drudge...WTF

discuss
Posted by: ed gibbon at August 14, 2020 01:58 PM (oz7T9)


Drudge went south when AB (RIP) left and started on his own.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 14, 2020 02:03 PM (I8FKK)

130 Unexpectedly !

too soon ?


meh, harvesting potatoes from the garden.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 14, 2020 02:03 PM (vMGcs)

131 Finally.

Posted by: Jimmy Savile at August 14, 2020 02:03 PM (ykYG2)

132 Paging Gabe Malor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

Funny how homo marriage wasn't the ultimate goal that Malor swore it was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 02:03 PM (y7DUB)

133 PA is looking at getting their votes disqualified with that move - that governor is making dumbass Abbott look like a Mensa guy.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 02:04 PM (nFRLh)

134 Oh and my niece suspects her son was raped sometime a year or two ago.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 14, 2020 02:04 PM (lgiXo)

135
Now bake me a cake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 02:04 PM (mht8P)

136 @111
but wouldn't the wine moms be turned off by the dishonesty of hiding RBG's death?

And if John Roberts was an Epstein person, then they'd be very unhappy too. I saw the reaction when the Wayfair connection was dropped, and the suburban moms were all abuzz (which is, by the way, another story that was there and then POOF! it was gone.)

Posted by: artemis at August 14, 2020 02:04 PM (AwPyG)

137 what is the exact point of 'Drag Queen Story Hour' other than to expose kids to these freaks and to rub normals' faces into their victory in the culture wars?

you can't tell me the purpose is to read stories to children.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 14, 2020 01:56 PM (uS2EJ)

It's a baited trap. It's evil in the open, placed to draw reactions from unprepared moral crusaders, so that all of their allies, enablers, and fellow travelers can have a target for the next 2 Minutes Hate.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 02:04 PM (9Fy8T)

138 Unfortunately I see a speck on the horizon that looks like ritual sacrifice

Georges Danton's head?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 02:04 PM (ykYG2)

139 Democrat governor of PA wants election ballots to be mailed up to 3 days after Election Day. They are not even pretending anymore. Outright theft of the election is coming, in plain sight.

But Barr plays a mean fucking bagpipe so we have that going for us.
Posted by: Asshoes


Come, come. Time to give up to the inevitable.

Posted by: Joe Biden....Vegetable Democrat at August 14, 2020 02:04 PM (ZCiJZ)

140 Why travel all the way to Tel Aviv when Tel Aviv can come to you?

Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 02:04 PM (I14Nx)

141 MPPP, lol.

Like Lesko promoting free Skittles from the gubmint.

Posted by: Hands at August 14, 2020 02:05 PM (786Ro)

142 O/T. Hillary said she would accept a job with the Biden administration.
If Trump were to extend a bipartisan hand across the aisle and offer HRC a job, what would it be? Ambassador to Antarctica? Smithsonian tour guide? Do we have anything like the guards at Windsor Castle where her bollard mimicking skill would serve her well?
I would like to see him make a monthly effort to get HRC off the list of unemployed.

Posted by: Downcast at August 14, 2020 02:05 PM (qLzyL)

143
I don't even have to think twice... necrophilia is disgusting, it most definitely is illegal for a damn good reason, and whoever does it should likely just be shot for the sake of general societal hygiene.

It still ain't even close to the crime of buggering a child. Not the same ballpark, league, or even sport.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 02:05 PM (/nZod)

144 I researched and it appears muckrakers was originally a positive term, now has a negative for overzealousness. But it seems used properly though based on its original terminology

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2020 02:05 PM (r+sAi)

145 This is why the whole gay thing needed to be stopped from the get-go. There was never any scenario where it wasn't going to be the gateway to further societal degeneracy. That was always the goal.

But now opposing any of this is a de facto hate crime, so good luck and God help us.

The Right's hardliners were correct. Hide your kids.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at August 14, 2020 02:05 PM (XiFxt)

146 >> you know what? those "progressive, love knows no boundaries" parents can fuck up their kids all they want."
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>>Actually - no. Because children are innocent, and evil always seeks to destroy the innocent. If we, as moral men and women, cannot step forward to protect the truly innocent, we have no business being on this earth.

And yes, to my mind that position IS worth dying for.
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Recall that famous drag kid "Desmond is Amazing" and his mom created a website where under 18 kids (no adults!) can chat about their sexuality 'n stuff, and then toddle over to Desmond's online shop to purchase drag kid apparel so they, too, can be amazing drag kids!

The don't just want to get their kids into this stuff, they want to recruit yours.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

147 Prayers for your fam, Northernlurker. World can be pretty fucked up.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 02:06 PM (nFRLh)

148 Protecting children is a position I'm willing to die for. I have for along time wrestled with the proper response to abortion. On the one hand, many of the women who abort children usually do so out of fear or shame or desperation. I understand their feelings and the belief they were trapped, even if they are wrong and the act is horrific.

On the other hand, can I stand by and let babies die just down the street from me and do nothing??? I used to go to rallies and demonstrations. I used to go hold up a sign after church along the roads (to waves and thumbs up and honks). But what good did it do? How many babies died as I was standing there with a sign like a dumbass??

I think future generations are going to look back at us like the civilians during the Holocaust. You knew what was happening. You knew where it was happening. You did nothing.

But by all that is holy, I do not hold my life particularly dear to start with, and if they