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Gun Thread: Final December and Final 2025 Edition!
Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!
Holy Shitballs! It's a gol-danged double final! How in the ever-loving hell did it get to be the Final December Edition and the Final 2025 Edition?! Christmas was bueno (read: quiet-o) here. How about all y'all? Did you get shooting stuff? Did you give shooting stuff? Did you both give and get shooting stuff?
Your ol' pal Weasel hopped into WeaselOne yesterday and made a quick trip to WeaselAcres to check on things, and everything was just peachy. A few extra sticks to pick up along the road, but that was it. I didn't stay long enough to do any shooting, and will remedy that next trip. How about you? Anyone get a new firearm and take it to the range?
With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?
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FUNdamentals
In accordance with longstanding Gun Thread tradition, the Final December Edition and Final 2025 Edition always focuses on revolver fundamentals.
Take it away, Jer!
Just do what he says, 'kay?RECOMMENDED NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: Focus on fundamentals.
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More Revolvers
It's .44 Magnum revolver madness!
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Approved Shooting Bag Filling
a.k.a. Beanie-baby guts.
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Excessive?
You be the judge.
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Our Pal The Wire Spring Type Telephone Relay (Parts 1 & 2)
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Cozy Cave Update
Status: Deployed, although some refresher training may be required for someone whose initials are Gertie.
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Highway Patrol!
This week's episode: Oil Lease!
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Invasion USA!
Friggin' commies!
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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.
Cigarsinternational.com Cigarpage.com Famous-smoke.com Cigarsdaily.com Neptunecigar.com Smallbatchcigar.com Bobalu Cigar Company Cigarbid.com Nicks Cigar WorldA note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid
Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!
Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!
That's it for this week - have you been to the range?
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at December 28, 2025 07:05 PM (sAmhv)
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Weasel, did you get snow where you live? We had around 4 inches up here in the PRNYC.
Also, I am reading a series of books set during the Napoleonic Wars where one of the characters carries a 7 barrel volley gun.
All barrels fire with a single press of the trigger.
It is amazing what we humans can come up with.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 28, 2025 07:05 PM (PI/SC)
Posted by: Kratwurst at December 28, 2025 07:06 PM (fcDpY)
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I don't own any shootin' irons and know nothing about any of the other content topics so off to watch Columbo on Cozi TV....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 28, 2025 07:06 PM (QGaXH)
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Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 28, 2025 07:05 PM (PI/SC)
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Nope! No snow here.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:07 PM (PVV5z)
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Is the 1952 Invasion USA the one that has the big twist at the end?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 07:07 PM (cpB62)
14She's still undergoing intensive training.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:04 PM
*nods sagely*
Fundamentals.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2025 07:07 PM (Wnv9h)
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Hi gub 'ettes and 'rons. I come with sad news tonight - as Annie noted on the Coffee Break and Prayer Thread yesterday, my wife, who some of you met at TXMoMe this past October, passed on Friday of complications from chemotherapy. She was pleased to be able to meet many of you in Corsicana and was looking forward to attending future MoMes.
Details about arrangements for her are here - https://bit.ly/3N6SPHv
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Weasel, I have a range report, with pictures, for next week. First time to the range in 6 years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2025 07:08 PM (u82oZ)
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That is a great dog pic.
Posted by: Kratwurst at December 28, 2025 07:06 PM (fcDpY)
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Thanks! To the untrained eye, it might appear to be two lazy-bones sleepy-heads, but they're poised to attack on command.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:09 PM (PVV5z)
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Do you have a favorite height for a shooting bench? Is there some sort of standard?
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:09 PM (vFG9F)
Nice!! Cause I was questioning your judgement to head to the farm in such conditions. ;-)
No range report, but will be putting order in for new rifle in the coming weeks.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 28, 2025 07:09 PM (PI/SC)
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Please say a prayer for Gun Thread regular S’puppy. He lost his wife yesterday.
May she rest in peace and may he feel comfort.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 07:09 PM (IhIKR)
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"Also, I am reading a series of books set during the Napoleonic Wars where one of the characters carries a 7 barrel volley gun."
Frogfoot?
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F)
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Weasel, I have a range report, with pictures, for next week. First time to the range in 6 years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2025 07:08 PM (u82oZ)
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Excellent! Use the email below and I'll be in touch!
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:10 PM (PVV5z)
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Perla Del Mar Shade and Maduro Box-press are very nice cigars.
They start mellow and stay mellow, taste-wise, and are decently strong, effect-wise.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 28, 2025 07:10 PM (OWbpd)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:12 PM (PVV5z)
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Sigh.
NSTR.
No range report
No driving range report
I do his cigar review but haven't finished it yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 07:14 PM (2WIwB)
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18 Do you have a favorite height for a shooting bench? Is there some sort of standard?
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:09 PM
One where I can have both feet on the ground and can get a good cheek weld on the stock.
I do not know how tall the benches are at my range, but they meet that criteria.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 28, 2025 07:14 PM (PI/SC)
Sharon(willow's apprentice) can not post here while she is in an undisclosed location, but she texted me; imploring me to let you know she is very sad, but supportive of you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2025 07:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 28, 2025 07:14 PM (PI/SC)
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Perla del Mar madure was the first maduro I really liked. Maybe first one I had once I was getting more serious about cigars. The whole line is solid.
Weasel - what’s burning?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:15 PM (0/ySy)
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Do you have a favorite height for a shooting bench? Is there some sort of standard?
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:09 PM
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Unless the seat is integrated with the bench, decide on the seat first and adjust the bench height so it's comfortable without contorting yourself.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:16 PM (PVV5z)
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There is a volley gun called a duckfoot but if he was French...
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)
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I don't own any shootin' irons and know nothing about any of the other content topics so off to watch Columbo on Cozi TV....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Say, what did you pay for those shoes?
Posted by: Columbo at December 28, 2025 07:17 PM (XeU6L)
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Also, I am reading a series of books set during the Napoleonic Wars where one of the characters carries a 7 barrel volley gun.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 28, 2025 07:05 PM (PI/SC)
Sergeant Harper of the "Sharpe" series, right? IIRC, the story was the gun was invented for the Navy, but they found out the fierce recoil had a tendency to knock the sailor firing it out of the rigging.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 07:17 PM (GjEvj)
A woman was sitting on the front porch of a home in rural Oklahoma when suddenly she was shot – apparently by a neighbor who was testing out his new gun, authorities say.
Cody Wayne Adams, 33, has been charged with first-degree manslaughter, the Stephens County Sheriff's Office announced on Christmas.
https://is.gd/bYqDOZ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 07:18 PM (L/fGl)
Took the PPQ and did some faster drillls focusing on changing marks on the target. Side to side, a little faster than one shot per second (which is fast for me). Had to manage recoil amd sight alignment while changing focus to a different mark.
Did well.
I wonder if it would be ok to shoot a moving target. Start at 25 yards and hit the return button on the target and shoot as it approaches me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 07:19 PM (IhIKR)
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"Unless the seat is integrated with the bench, decide on the seat first and adjust the bench height so it's comfortable without contorting yourself.
Posted by: Weasel"
Just wondering if there was maybe a standard "competition" height. The right height for me is going to be way too high for Mrs fd. I suppose I could make two though.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
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Weasel - what’s burning?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:15 PM (0/ySy)
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Finished up my favorite $2 Factory Smoke a little bit ago and will probably have a CAO Brazilia in a bit!
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:20 PM (PVV5z)
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39 Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 07:17 PM
Bingo!!!
Never read these books before. They are a good read.
Interesting hearing them describe how much better the rifles were over the musket with the only drawback being it took longer to load the rifle as the bullet had to be wrapped in greased leather so it would catch the rifling of the barrel.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 28, 2025 07:20 PM (PI/SC)
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Although the BATF was in hot pursuit of Santa Claus, he managed to lose them and brought me a nice S&W Model 64. It's an LEO trade-in, with minimal wear, pristine rifling and no Hillary hole. Locks up tight, has a great trigger, and I shoot more accurately with this handgun than I do with any other double-action revolver I own.
And I also finally found a screw driver bit small enough to remove the absurdly tiny set screw in the rear sight of my Uberti 1873 lever action rifles.
Posted by: Paco at December 28, 2025 07:20 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)
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Wire spring type telephone relays are all fine and dandy, but I'm more of an industrial turnaround kind of guy. I've found I have a surprising interest in videos with an explanation of what turnarounds are.
Posted by: irright at December 28, 2025 07:23 PM (Ol1qk)
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Schnorflepuppy saw your post yesterday, can't imagine your loss
Deepest sympathy
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)
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38 I don't own any shootin' irons and know nothing about any of the other content topics so off to watch Columbo on Cozi TV....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Say, what did you pay for those shoes?
Posted by: Columbo at December 28, 2025 07:17 PM (XeU6L)
$ 3.98 K-Mart Blue Light Special
Why do you ask?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 28, 2025 07:24 PM (QGaXH)
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Awwww, Salty. You’re super sweet and it’s life affirming to be the recipient of one of your hugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 07:24 PM (IhIKR)
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Schnorflepuppy, I am sorry to hear of the passing of your dear wife, and I pray for the repose of her soul and extend my deepest sympathies to you and to all of her family and friends.
Posted by: Paco at December 28, 2025 07:24 PM (2L+MU)
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Just wondering if there was maybe a standard "competition" height. The right height for me is going to be way too high for Mrs fd. I suppose I could make two though.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
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There may be something in the benchrest rules, but all of my competition was from the prone position. At the Farm I just use a folding chair and workbench which works fine.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:25 PM (vt7xw)
5621 Please say a prayer for Gun Thread regular S’puppy. He lost his wife yesterday.
May she rest in peace and may he feel comfort.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 07:09 PM (IhIKR)
Thank you, Nurse. I hope you and she got a chance to talk in October.
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Sergeant Harper of the "Sharpe" series, right? IIRC, the story was the gun was invented for the Navy, but they found out the fierce recoil had a tendency to knock the sailor firing it out of the rigging.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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I recall one memorable line from the series. Sharpe has retured from an exhausting assignment, and accepted another one. Harper, in a rare use of Shape's first name, says in his Irish brogue of rolled R's, 'Richard, Richard, your heart is making promises that your body canna keep'.
Posted by: Poirot at December 28, 2025 07:26 PM (XeU6L)
58
Range report: Took a new Colt AR-15A4 to the range to zero w/ a 6X48 ACOG. Didn't get it quite dialed in because the max range indoors is only 20 yards. But it should be reasonably close to where it should be.
Posted by: Ed L at December 28, 2025 07:26 PM (BCwQW)
59Schnor, deepest condolences on your loss. Can only imagine what you and your family are going through. Prayers for you all.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 28, 2025 07:12 PM (PI/SC)
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Posted by: irright at December 28, 2025 07:23 PM (Ol1qk)
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Absolutely. It's a complex topic and the vids require repeated watching.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:27 PM (vt7xw)
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Was it last week we had the Great Debate on home defense shotguns? I forget who won. My present this year was finding a Mossberg 590 12 gauge pump, with a military-style Parkerized finish, 8 shot capacity, 20" barrel, at a very reasonable price on Gunbroker. I pick it up tomorrow.
I figure if I can't solve a tactical problem here at Villa Gorilla with that, then I'll have to break out the AR-15 loaded with green-tip.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 07:28 PM (GjEvj)
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I need a regulation height for my bench so when someone complains about the height I can just say "It's in the regulations".
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:28 PM (vFG9F)
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Schnorflepuppy, my condolences for you, and prayers for your wife and yourself. I enjoyed talking with both of you at the MoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:28 PM (0sNs1)
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Schno - Heartfelt condolences. Thoughts and prayers will be with you and family.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 07:29 PM (XeU6L)
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Weasel, nice. Do you have a shelter set up outside for cigar time?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:29 PM (0/ySy)
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Do you have a shelter set up outside for cigar time?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:29 PM (0/ySy)
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Yep! Been up since the first real cold snap.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:31 PM (vt7xw)
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I need a regulation height for my bench so when someone complains about the height I can just say "It's in the regulations".
Posted by: fd
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I can't believe that there is such.
Posted by: Danny DeVito at December 28, 2025 07:31 PM (XeU6L)
70Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 28, 2025 07:26 PM
My deepest condolences for your loss, S'puppy. Prayers up for you and your family. May her memory be eternal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2025 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)
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Gimme the least cost way to get a 10" round steel target with hanger ears, please.
Posted by: M. Gaga at December 28, 2025 07:33 PM (KiBMU)
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Good evening to all and hopes all y’all’s Had a fantastic Christmas, along with felicitations for a very Happy New Year. Thank you Weasel for running this amazing thread
Maybe some range time later this week
Late firearms seasons begin soon. I’ll be taking a couple of young brothers out to see what deer hunting looks like.
Posted by: Coelacanth at December 28, 2025 07:33 PM (idhMh)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at December 28, 2025 07:33 PM (jrgJz)
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Awwww. Bills shoulda gotten that conversion. Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 07:33 PM (IhIKR)
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I need a regulation height for my bench so when someone complains about the height I can just say "It's in the regulations".
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:28 PM (vFG9F)
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Unspecified. A quick search returns:
Bench: A bench shall be a rigidly constructed table being of a height to permit a shooter of more or less than average height to sit comfortably there at by merely increasing or decreasing the height of the stool on which he/she sits. It shall preferably be constructed to permit firing by either a right or left handed shooter.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:35 PM (vt7xw)
76I need a regulation height for my bench so when someone complains about the height I can just say "It's in the regulations".
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:28 PM
Simple. Barely an inconvenience.
Wear a nametag that says "Hawaiian Judge #7", and if someone complains about it not being regulation, simply state "I AM the regulation." QED.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)
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Gimme the least cost way to get a 10" round steel target with hanger ears, please.
Posted by: M. Gaga
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Visit range...well after dark. You may need a set of bolt cutters...
Posted by: Danny DeVito at December 28, 2025 07:35 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 07:35 PM (3nLb4)
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S'puppy, no words can assuage your loss. Getting to meet your wife was a high point of MoMe X. Returned to a loving Father where all things are new.
A big hug for you ,good sir.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 07:36 PM (sDNVV)
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Personally, I find left-handed shooters sinster.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:36 PM (0sNs1)
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Top comment on that video about the 14-barrel flintlock:
'I am privy to thy thoughts sir, did I fire 13 times or 14 times, by my faith sir are you perchance feeling fortunate?'
Posted by: GWB at December 28, 2025 07:37 PM (ipz50)
8430 Oh no. Thanks nurse.
Prayers for Mrs. S'puppy.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:12 PM (PVV5z)
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Weasel is it bare bones or do you have a heater, fan, TV and bar?
Actually got an air purifier to use in the garage so I can go there to burn when breeze comes up/temps drop here.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:37 PM (0/ySy)
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Personally, I find left-handed shooters sinster.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:36 PM (0sNs1)
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Accommodating them just encourages the behavior..
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:37 PM (vt7xw)
87Late. No excuse, Sir!
Oh, my Permanent Record.
Posted by: RI Red at December 28, 2025 07:36 PM
Emerald Membership Level is likely out of reach for you this year, unfortunately.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:38 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at December 28, 2025 07:38 PM (sAmhv)
8948 Schnorflepuppy, my condolences.
Posted by: Ed L at December 28, 2025 07:21 PM (BCwQW)
Thanks, Ed. She was happy to get over to the handgun range with Steck (and I think you) helping her through everything. She left feeling more confident about semiautomatics than she ever had before -- probably because I had tried to teach her before ...
9154 Schnorflepuppy, I am sorry to hear of the passing of your dear wife, and I pray for the repose of her soul and extend my deepest sympathies to you and to all of her family and friends.
Posted by: Paco at December 28, 2025 07:24 PM (2L+MU)
9254 Schnorflepuppy, I am sorry to hear of the passing of your dear wife, and I pray for the repose of her soul and extend my deepest sympathies to you and to all of her family and friends.
Posted by: Paco at December 28, 2025 07:24 PM (2L+MU)
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Mr Gaga are you looking for AR500 steel so you can use rifles on it? One thing to consider.
Many sources out there. I picked up some AR500 and armor-plate plates a few years ago from ShootSteel.com, on sale.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:40 PM (0/ySy)
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I will again make note of AmmoSquared. You dollar-cost-average your ammo over time, having it delivered when you set the criteria. And you can actually trade with others, if you desire. It seems like a decent arrangement. I have a bi-weekly buy right now.
Posted by: GWB at December 28, 2025 07:41 PM (ipz50)
9765 Schnorflepuppy, my condolences for you, and prayers for your wife and yourself. I enjoyed talking with both of you at the MoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:28 PM (0sNs1)
9866 Schno - Heartfelt condolences. Thoughts and prayers will be with you and family.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 07:29 PM (XeU6L)
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Oh Dear - I just saw this about the passing of your wife, Schnorflpuppy.
Please accept my condolences and I’ll be praying for you and your family.
Posted by: Coelacanth at December 28, 2025 07:42 PM (cIOlQ)
100My deepest condolences for your loss, S'puppy. Prayers up for you and your family. May her memory be eternal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2025 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Thank you, RMBS. You were one of the folks she met that made a good impression, based on the conversations on the way home.
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FYI, anyone interested in a Walther PP or PPK series pistol should get one ASAP. Walther announced that they would end production for an indetermined length of time to change their production processes at the factory. What's in the pipeline to the distributors is all there will be for some time to come. This includes the threaded SD variants of the PPK and PPK/S, so get one if you've always wanted to indulge cosplaying as 007.
Posted by: Ed L at December 28, 2025 07:43 PM (BCwQW)
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Paco my Uberti 1866 has the same tiny screw on the sight. A machinist on my RSO crew actually had a screwdriver for it. But, annoying.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:43 PM (0/ySy)
10378 S-pup, my deepest condolences.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 07:35 PM (3nLb4)
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Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:37 PM (0/ySy)
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Propane heater, lawn chair, side table and a palm tree courtesy of nurse r. I bought the stuff for fan ventilation but never set it up last year and just leave the door flap open. Even on low the heater keeps it toasty and I sort of regulate that by pointing it towards the door.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:43 PM (vt7xw)
10579 S'puppy, no words can assuage your loss. Getting to meet your wife was a high point of MoMe X. Returned to a loving Father where all things are new.
A big hug for you ,good sir.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 07:36 PM (sDNVV)
Thank you, ma'am. She was, frankly, amazed at all the work you (and CHQ and RancherBob, and all the other organizers) did to bring together this group in Texas.
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Got to see my nephew's new "Lee Classic" .45-70 reloading kit. Very compact, very sensible, very approachable. I would consider getting into reloading with that...if I hadn't just given him all of my empties.
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2025 07:46 PM (JW6Az)
11299 Oh Dear - I just saw this about the passing of your wife, Schnorflpuppy.
Please accept my condolences and I’ll be praying for you and your family.
Posted by: Coelacanth at December 28, 2025 07:42 PM (cIOlQ)
Thanks, Coelacanth. We will need those prayers in the coming days, I suspect.
If I usually smoked mid-day I wouldn’t bother but late afternoon here in “winter” gets sub-optimal if you’re just sitting, and don’t want to don the Canadian Goose parka.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:47 PM (0/ySy)
114Thanks! To the untrained eye, it might appear to be two lazy-bones sleepy-heads, but they're poised to attack on command.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:09 P
If you get into a gun battle with a home invader, use a caliber that at least starts with a "Chi".
Wow, I learn something new on the Gub Thread every time!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 28, 2025 07:47 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 07:48 PM (XuXeR)
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SP, just saw. I have no adequate words, but I’m thinking about you.
Posted by: RI Red at December 28, 2025 07:48 PM (LMRVO)
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Schnorflpuppy,
So very sorry for your loss. My prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 07:50 PM (2WIwB)
118 Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:47 PM (0/
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Look at the Eskimo Quickfish 2.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:50 PM (vt7xw)
119102 Paco my Uberti 1866 has the same tiny screw on the sight. A machinist on my RSO crew actually had a screwdriver for it. But, annoying. - rhomboid
The other annoying thing is that those tiny screws are torqued so tight that it's hard to get them out even when you do find the right size. And, supposedly, the screws are made of softer steel than you find on rifles made by, for example, American manufacturers, so it's easy to mess them up. I bought three extra screws online, just in case.
Posted by: Paco at December 28, 2025 07:50 PM (2L+MU)
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I missed what happened to Schnorflepuppy but gather you lost your wife. I am so sorry to hear that and offer my condolences for what must be a terrible loss.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:51 PM (vFG9F)
121Cody Wayne Adams, 33, has been charged with first-degree manslaughter, the Stephens County Sheriff's Office announced on Christmas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 07:18 PM
Gotta watch out for those people with three names. Murderers or psychopaths every time!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 28, 2025 07:52 PM (HlyYF)
122
...and don’t want to don the Canadian Goose parka.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:47 PM (0/ySy)
I am shamed to admit, my first thought on seeing that was the old hobo term, "Putting on the Tokay blanket" where one consumes alcohol to feel warm, and I thought "Canadian Goose" was a brand of vodka.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 07:54 PM (GjEvj)
123
Ruger 10/22 questions for y'all...
Got an NIB CF/Magpul w/threaded barrel. Very nice, but disassemble for cleaning was a ...chore! Every pin needed hammer persuasion, and the fit between receiver/ bolt/ fire control group is...ouch. So, is this a new normal, or just a one off?
With Federal target ammo this thing is incredible... but cleanup, well
Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 07:54 PM (XuXeR)
124115 Schnor, prayers...
Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 07:48 PM (XuXeR)
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Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 28, 2025 07:08 PM (v23vE)
S'puppy, I pray she is now at peace. And I pray for God's comfort and peace to you and the rest of your family.
God bless you all, and may her memory be a blessing.
Posted by: GWB at December 28, 2025 07:54 PM (wDtl7)
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Schnorflepuppy, Our deepest condolences on your wife's passing and prayers continue for you and all her loved ones. May your loving memories bring you peace.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 07:55 PM (yTvNw)
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If the final GT of the Year focuses on revolvers, why waste time on more obscure and less-capable calibers, when the king of handgun calibers, the .41 Magnum, should be featured?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2025 07:55 PM (pkeXY)
129116 SP, just saw. I have no adequate words, but I’m thinking about you.
Posted by: RI Red at December 28, 2025 07:48 PM (LMRVO)
Thank you, Red. Unfortunately, my wife never made it up to the rifle range this past October, but I would have paired her up with you to show her the ropes if she had.
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If the final GT of the Year focuses on revolvers, why waste time on more obscure and less-capable calibers, when the king of handgun calibers, the .41 Magnum, should be featured?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1)
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I was saving that for the end of the decade!
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:56 PM (vt7xw)
132
Personally, I find left-handed shooters sinster."
Not at all dexterous...
Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 07:57 PM (XuXeR)
133120 I missed what happened to Schnorflepuppy but gather you lost your wife. I am so sorry to hear that and offer my condolences for what must be a terrible loss.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:51 PM (vFG9F)
If I usually smoked mid-day I wouldn’t bother but late afternoon here in “winter” gets sub-optimal if you’re just sitting, and don’t want to don the Canadian Goose parka.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2025 07:47 PM (0/ySy)
I wish I had a little shed but in the winter I just open the garage door and sit at the opening. Got my fold out chair that has a side table and cup holder. Dress accordingly and keep the stadium blanket handy.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 07:57 PM (2WIwB)
135S'puppy, I pray she is now at peace. And I pray for God's comfort and peace to you and the rest of your family.
God bless you all, and may her memory be a blessing.
Posted by: GWB at December 28, 2025 07:54 PM (wDtl7)
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...when the king of handgun calibers, the .41 Magnum, should be featured?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1)
Somehow, "This is a Smith and Wesson .41 Magnum, the second-most powerful handgun made." just doesn't roll off the tongue.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 07:58 PM (GjEvj)
137126 Schnorflepuppy, Our deepest condolences on your wife's passing and prayers continue for you and all her loved ones. May your loving memories bring you peace.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 07:55 PM (yTvNw)
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That 14 barrel gun came up on my YouTube but didn't watch it.
Have watched videos on the7 barrel Nock gun, most famously used in the Sharpe series taking place in the Napoleonic wars.
If 7 is a handful, 14 has to be a monster
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)
139
I just started what is sure to be a cool kid trend by lighting the cut (wrong) end of my cigar.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 07:59 PM (vt7xw)
140
I just started what is sure to be a cool kid trend by lighting the cut (wrong) end of my cigar."
Too late. I've done that more than once...
Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 07:59 PM (XuXeR)
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S'puppy, I think you already know we here love you and pray GOD will surround your family with His greater love at this time.
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2025 08:00 PM (LHPAg)
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Too late. I've done that more than once...
Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 07:59 PM (XuXeR)
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Seems to be working ok!
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 08:00 PM (vt7xw)
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When you are sitting at the bar and suavely light the filter end of your cigarette, you know it's time to go home.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 08:00 PM (GjEvj)
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I just started what is sure to be a cool kid trend by lighting the cut (wrong) end of my cigar."
Too late. I've done that more than once...
Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 07:59 PM (XuXeR)
Ditto...but in my defense, alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 08:01 PM (2WIwB)
Schnorflepuppy, condolences. I don't know what I would do.
Posted by: Reforger at December 28, 2025 08:02 PM (EjADr)
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S'puppy, I think you already know we here love you and pray GOD will surround your family with His greater love at this time.
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2025 08:00 PM (LHPAg)
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This.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 08:02 PM (vt7xw)
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Nuts. SpaceX launch for tonight has been scrubbed.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 08:03 PM (GjEvj)
149Thank you, Pillage. She enjoyed meeting and talking with you so much.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 28, 2025 07:46 PM
I actually told Bride of PI when I got back that I met another good 'ette for her to hang with at the next MoMe.
I just teared up for you while typing that Schnorfle. I wish I had the capability to pick up your load of grief and carry it around for a week or two to lighten all the weight that just landed on you.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 28, 2025 08:03 PM (HlyYF)
Food Thread: Lies, Damned Lies, And Wine Reviewers
That's a pleasant, reasonably-priced wine from northern Italy, with the legal designation of IGT, or Indicazione Geografica Tipica. It's stupidly complicated, but the short explanation is that the wines with that designation satisfy a certain minimum requirement, and fall in the middle of the various designations of the Italian wine industry.
The reason it is complicated is that there are superb wines that are among the best that Italy produces, but because of these arcane rules, they can't be given the top designation of DOP or DOCG or...whatever. And Italy isn't the only country with lunatic rules! The United States and France do it too!
Anyway, I bought this wine because it is a blend of two grapes, Negroamaro and Primitivo, one of which I like very much. Primitivo is roughly analogous to Zinfandel, and I have had very good luck with this grape. Also, it's not an expensive wine, so even if it were crap, I could still cook with it and not have to sell my other kidney to afford it.
But I arrived at the wine store and discovered that it was being touted as a great wine, which puzzled me, because I have never had a Primitivo-based wine that was anywhere near great. Tasty? Yes! Great with dinner at a classic Italian-American restaurant? Absolutely. But the "98" rating from a well-known reviewer seemed a bit odd.
A "98" should mean an incredible, special, wonderful wine that is an amazing experience. I have taken wine seriously for a very long time, and I can count on the fingers of one hand (with a thumb or two to spare) the number of "98" wines I have drunk. For you geeks, a 1971 Richebourg was the best of that short list, and while I didn't think to assign a number to it (mostly I was mumbling..."holy sh*t!), I guess it was about a "98."
So when I opened this bottle I was not at all surprised to discover that it was exactly what I expected...a pleasant and uncomplicated wine that went nicely with the cheeseburger I was having for dinner. I would give it an "85," which is a respectable score. I bought a few more bottles, because it was worth the price.
So, what's up with Luca Maroni? Bribed? Stupid? Crap palate? Or maybe he is an unabashed Italian patriot and simply wants his country's wine industry to prosper.
You make the call...
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Massive Recall due to Rodent and Bird Feces
Interesting! Gold Star Distribution is headquartered in Minneapolis, its CEO is Bassam AbuSamrah, and they seem to supply a lot of Halal grocers and other places that have 3rd World-sounding names.
Remind me again about how diversity is our strength, and how immigration is a marvelous addition to our country.
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I am sure that King Arthur Flour's sourdough starter is excellent. But for $12.95? That's nuts.
Make your own. It might take a few tries, but it will be yours! And KAF's starter will eventually morph into your own anyway, so why not skip the step where you pay them $13 for 10¢ worth of flour and 50¢ worth of packaging?
And I am a huge fan of their flour, which is absolutely better than commodity flour. They also have a great store in Norwich VT, which is worth a visit if you are driving on I-91.
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We had grand plans for Christmas Eve...fried chicken from an excellent joint in the ghetto, my buttermilk biscuits, and some roasted Brussels Sprouts. That is a top-notch meal, and one that makes me smile.
Sadly, the person responsible for the incredibly complex part of the plan...the calling the take-out joint to order the chicken...had a few too many Negronis, and we had to rush to the store for some chicken thighs. Yup, they were tasty, grilled simply with a spice rub for half, and a wet sauce for the other half.
But now I have fried chicken on a loop in my head!
I have made it, but haven't settled on a recipe. Any experts out there who will share a good one? I always start with a buttermilk soak, because why should I play around with perfection. But everything else is on the table, so have at it!
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Yes, scampydog is trolling me again. That is venison/pork sausage, and damn! It looks great!
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I ate in a few diners this week, one of which offered black beans instead of potatoes. I had forgotten just how good they are, because food for me is...SQUIRREL!...
Anyway, I have made Homesick Texan's Basic Black Beans recipe, and it is excellent. And yes, she has a long write-up before the recipe, but she also knows how to write, unlike most of the food website writers on the planet, so you won't get any complaints from me!
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This is not an invitation to start food punning!
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A friend graciously gave me some genuine grown-in-the-USA garlic, and I tasted one clove and planted the rest, because my pathetic failure last year is an anomaly...right? I hope so, because it's in the ground (actually, a large pot), and it had better work this time!
Send all of your extra antelope to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.
Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.
The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!
1
Making chicken vegetable soup with leftover chicken carcass from Christmas Day and cut up soup greens.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 04:02 PM (Nx5jP)
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Buttermilk soak, flour coating with sage/ rosemary and fried in bacon grease/ pecan oil
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 04:05 PM (sDNVV)
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Hmm. Pork shoulder roast is $1.69/lb on the weekend sale.
Limit two.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 04:05 PM (jc0TO)
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Since I haven't started dinner yet, it's gonna be burgers, a 94 cent salad bag (thanks Target walk), some grapes and blackberries and either a cucumber salad or a bag of air fried french fries.
Thankfully, my son got his Christmas miracle of a Cleveland Browns win so there will be joy for the week here...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 04:06 PM (tOcjL)
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I have a bone-in turkey breast in the oven along with a sweet potato in jacket (and tie), plus some cranberry stuffing awaiting its turn. I used a coffee/maple syrup brine and eagerly await the results.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 04:06 PM (kpS4V)
I have it on good authority* that no one, no one ever trolls you, CBD.
* MisHum
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 04:07 PM (0sNs1)
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I'm trying to work up the courage to make orange marmalade - sugar free. Never made marmalade w/sugar, so it's all new & terrifying. Every cookbook has more botulism warnings than recipes.
But first cutting the grass before the neighbors lose children & small pets.
Posted by: Adriane the Not Enough Christmas Lights, the Airplanes Are NOT Circling Yet Critic . . . at December 28, 2025 04:07 PM (3ZUWJ)
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All right, who swiched my phone to airplane mode?
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 04:08 PM (Ia/+0)
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I made a gluten-free Boston brown bread yesterday. I put the dough into glass pint jars and used my canner as a steaming pot (didn't clamp down the lid). It's very dense, but it held together quite nicely - unlike a lot of g-f bread - and is great warmed in the toaster oven and covered in butter.
Posted by: PabloD at December 28, 2025 04:08 PM (tfChy)
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Putting rat and bird poop in halal food? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of halal places and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Posted by: Bassam AbuSamrah Al Costanza at December 28, 2025 04:09 PM (NCERT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2025 04:09 PM (N/gmR)
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I did make a Mexican hot chocolate muddy buddy chex mix today that is awesome. Melted uber dark choco chips and vegan butter mixed with cayenne and cinnamon and salt, then mixed in some Ghiradelli hot cocoa mix and Mexican vanilla and tossed with 1/2 cinnamon and 1/2 chocolate chex (and a few mini marshmallows) and then sprinkled with powdered sugar and tossed again.
It's like crack for my teen sons. It's warming without being fiery and perfect for the cinnamon chex.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 04:09 PM (tOcjL)
14I am sure that King Arthur Flour's sourdough starter is excellent. But for $12.95? That's nuts
On the gripping hand, you only have to buy it once.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 04:09 PM (jc0TO)
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I decided long ago that I needed to pick one wine reviewer, so that I could compare apples to apples at Costco, which has the annoying habit of slapping ratings on the bottle racks from a lot of different critics. I settled on James Suckling, but the truth is that I'm not sure my palate is sophisticated enough for it to matter much. Mostly I go by his rating and the price, which is stupid, but I'm not interested in getting a PhD in wine.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 04:09 PM (Riz8t)
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The sausage I made for the holidays turned out rather well. I didn't have any venison, but still.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2025 04:10 PM (Wnv9h)
17I'm not interested in getting a PhD in wine.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 04:09 PM
I drink for effect.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 04:11 PM (jc0TO)
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Son stopped at Buc-ee's on the way over to MiL's for Christmas. He gifted me a bag of their Kettle Fried Sorta Spicy Pickle potato chips. They're yummy.
Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2025 04:11 PM (lJ0H4)
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Thankfully, my son got his Christmas miracle of a Cleveland Browns win so there will be joy for the week here...
Posted by: Nova Local
You're welcome. I could screw up a one-car funeral.
Posted by: Mike Tomlin at December 28, 2025 04:11 PM (N/gmR)
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I ordered a 3 qt saucier from Misen in late November. It has still not shown up, so I sent a message to Misen saying that this was my first and last purchase from them. They sent me an apologetic message, but I still don't have my saucier.
When you're in a luxury market, can you really afford to annoy the people willing to pay for top quality?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 04:12 PM (Riz8t)
21Putting rat and bird poop in halal food? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: Bassam AbuSamrah Al Costanza
I mean, it's not like you put bacon in it.
Posted by: Mohammed M. Muhammad at December 28, 2025 04:12 PM (nhCoE)
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RMBS, I could have solved that problem for you. Let me me when your ready to make some more.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 04:12 PM (sDNVV)
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HVe a short story
Christmas eve opend a 27 year old bottle of Port, I probably bought in 1997/8.
It was kept in my basement all these years. The cork disintegrated. Well I was going to decant it anyway but we had to use a coffee filter to get the cork out.
It was a good as one would expect it to be, quite sweet but excellent shape.
Tne moral of tbis is I have 3 bottles of wine as old and will have to try a different cork removal for them some day.
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 04:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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Wow, I just got a followup from Misen. It says:
It looks like the 3QT Saucier is currently on pre-sale, and estimated to ship between January 6 - January 13, 2026.
This is an estimated ship date, and should any delays occur, the shipping window will update directly on the website.
I don't think they understand their market.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 04:13 PM (Riz8t)
25I would give it an "85," which is a respectable score. I bought a few more bottles, because it was worth the price.
I didn't realize wine/liquor scores went all the way down to 85. I assumed the scale ran from "100, ambrosia" down to "94, thrice-consumed dog's vomit."
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2025 04:14 PM (nhCoE)
Finally got around to making my clam chowda - New England style of course.
It's a killer recipe. Nothing low fat, keto, lactose free, in the damn thing at all.
As God intended.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2025 04:15 PM (cYBz/)
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Our Christmas dinner was lasagna and it was about the best Mrs. JTB has made. High praise because her lasagna is always good. This time she used Barilla No-Boil lasagna noodles. She said they were MUCH easier to use than the slippery boil ahead of assembly style. Also, she tried the recipe on the back of the box. Worked great. She just added some dried oregano and basil and used our fresh garlic (non-Chinese from Costco). Delish! We each got three big meals from the dish.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 04:16 PM (yTvNw)
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All right, who swiched my phone to airplane mode?
It wasn't me !
Posted by: JT at December 28, 2025 04:16 PM (Ohsyb)
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As I mentioned last week, I think -- I'm not a wine guy.
But I do love some tawny ports, Pedro Ximenez sherry, etc. Your discussion of wine ratings reminds me:
Back in the early 2000s I found a nice tawny port, Jonesy Old Tawny Port -- I loved the stuff and I could get it at The Andersons (a sort of grocery/general store, now defunct) in Maumee Ohio for about $12 a bottle.
So I'd buy a bottle, drink it, go by another -- probably went through a dozen.
One day I got there and there were only a few bottles, and they all had a tag on the neck with a "93" on it -- I guess some wine guy decided they liked it too. And poof it was all gone after that, people bought it all up.
And I later saw bottles of this stuff going for $200+ each. It made me sick, thinking of how much money I had literally pissed away -- I didn't have a whole ton of money at that point.
Posted by: Pastafarian at December 28, 2025 04:16 PM (sifs3)
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Mostly I go by his rating and the price, which is stupid, but I'm not interested in getting a PhD in wine.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 04:09 PM (Riz8t) As long as you find his ratings to be consistent, that should work.
I try to avoid the number and just read the review. I have found that some reviewers accurately describe some wine characteristics that I both seek and run from, so...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 28, 2025 04:18 PM (NCERT)
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Mostly I go by his rating and the price, which is stupid, but I'm not interested in getting a PhD in wine.
Posted by: Archimedes
I pick wines by how interesting the box in comes in is.
Of course, this is from a guy that got alcoholic poisoning from Ozuo back in the day.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2025 04:18 PM (cYBz/)
35 So, what's up with Luca Maroni? Bribed? Stupid? Crap palate? Or maybe he is an unabashed Italian patriot and simply wants his country's wine industry to prosper.
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Maybe he sold his name. Like Matt Drudge, or Macy's.
Posted by: Scientist with Dandruff at December 28, 2025 04:19 PM (d4X7t)
36 For Christmas dinner we grilled burgers, hotdogs and sausages.
It was 50 degrees here in Wyoming and we decided to take advantage of the nice temp.
Probably no more grilling until summer.
Posted by: fourseasons at December 28, 2025 04:20 PM (3ek7K)
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I ordered a Misen low roasting pan with handles. They initially told me it was on back order but I received it in a week or ten days. Love it. Seems to be very well made.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2025 04:21 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 04:21 PM (Ia/+0)
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RMBS, I could have solved that problem for you. Let me me when your ready to make some more.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 04:12 PM
❤️
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2025 04:21 PM (Wnv9h)
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Tne moral of tbis is I have 3 bottles of wine as old and will have to try a different cork removal for them some day.
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 04:13 PM (Ia/+0)
There are all sorts of methods and tools for removing crumbling corks. But if the coffee filter worked, I wouldn't sweat it. Although...I would use cheese cloth to avoid the paper flavor.
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"High praise because her lasagna is always good. This time she used Barilla No-Boil lasagna noodles."
I've been using no-boil noodles for quite a few years now and I greatly prefer them to the traditional kind you have handle with tongs (or scald your fingers). They have a more delicate texture. They're also great for lasagna variations. I made a chicken Alfredo lasagna with Rao's Alfredo sauce, spinach, and ricotta and it was amazing.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 28, 2025 04:22 PM (FEVMW)
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The local Winery here made a very nice Cab but it was a little young. Recasked it for a.month and it turned into a magnificent wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 04:22 PM (sDNVV)
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Is it wrong of me to discount any sort of reviewer of anything that requires subjective opinion (wine, food, movies etc.)?
I know what I like. I don't need a complete stranger's opinion to make that determination. The only real time it may become important is on the outliers (something really really bad or vice versa).
I've always considered food critics, wine experts, and movie critics positions of persuasion as opposed to expertise. Their desired demographic is in general terms, and easily swayed.
I hope I didn't offend anyone by this pronouncement. I know a lot of effort is put into the food threads/ movie threads. And, it's not like I don't take away valuable information and new ideas. It's just when someone tells me something is good/great/poor/average...that's their opinion. Wine critics seem to epitomize and reinforce my opinion on the matter. Hell, I drove an AMC Pacer when I was younger, and I loved the damn thing.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 04:22 PM (dIske)
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Stocked up the freezer with a batch of Chef John's Beef and Guinness stew and a batch of AllRecipes Wild Rice soup. Use the recipe the uses 2 smoked turkey drumsticks, though I used smoked ham, and cooks everything for a couple hours. Leave out the cream for the stuff you freeze and add it when you thaw out and reheat.
Both recipes are easy and delicious.
Posted by: Fritzy at December 28, 2025 04:23 PM (2GIh1)
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The local Winery here made a very nice Cab but it was a little young. Recasked it for a month and it turned into a magnificent wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 04:22 PM (sDNVV)
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Mrs928 has gone exclusively to raw noodles in her lasagna, and not even a special kind. I think she just makes sure there is plenty of sauce to cook them in.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 04:25 PM (jc0TO)
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Texas is trying to get wine right but they just aren't there yet.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 04:26 PM (sDNVV)
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I have been pleased with James Suckling reviews as well. I find his ratings correspond well to price plus quality. Since I’m mostly a $17-25 bottle person for everyday drinking, I’ve found his reviews in this price range are generally good.
As for a Primotivo getting a 98 - can only mean for $12 this is a good drinking wine. And I’m a fan of inexpensive Primotivo’s.
Posted by: CtSpursman at December 28, 2025 04:27 PM (1jbkT)
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All right, who swiched my phone to airplane mode?
Are your arms tired?
Posted by: JT at December 28, 2025 04:27 PM (Ohsyb)
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Is it wrong of me to discount any sort of reviewer of anything that requires subjective opinion (wine, food, movies etc.)?
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 04:22 PM (dIske)
Hell no!
I look for the description rather than their subjective ratings. That way I can judge whether they can be consistent, so when I read the description I can expect it to be accurate. Then I decide based on that, and not their numerical rating.
51I know what I like. I don't need a complete stranger's opinion to make that determination. The only real time it may become important is on the outliers (something really really bad or vice versa).
I've always considered food critics, wine experts, and movie critics positions of persuasion as opposed to expertise. Their desired demographic is in general terms, and easily swayed.
There are hundreds, if not thousands of different bottles at Total Wine. How on earth would you be able to sample them all to find the ones you like.
A critic is an initial filter.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 04:28 PM (Riz8t)
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Leftover roast beef, an onion, red bell peppers, turkey broth, and rice. Put it in the Insta-pot and place on "Rice" automatic setting. Go away for about an hour. Dinner plus lots leftover for lunches.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 04:29 PM (tTwk7)
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If anyone's looking for a thumbs-up New Year's Eve appetizer, I'd like to suggest the "Company Cheese Spread" found at 12tomatoes-dot-com ... Among the ingredients are several cheese and dairy products, mayo, bacon, scallions, chopped pecans, and spicy jellies ... A "topping" and a cheese mixture are pressed into a bundt pan or Jell-o ring mold and chilled for several hours, with the center space (after unmolding) filled with spicy jellies or jams ... First time I made this was on Dec.20th for a family gathering, and tomorrow I will be making a third batch because it was such a big hit ... The jelly mixture I used was a blend of cherry jam and jalapeno jelly, which worked extremely well ... Just make sure to serve this with very sturdy crackers or bagel crisps.
Posted by: Kathy at December 28, 2025 04:30 PM (zuKcR)
54Hell, I drove an AMC Pacer when I was younger, and I loved the damn thing.
The Pacer was a step up from the Gremlin I drove when young and poor.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 04:30 PM (Riz8t)
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Gotta go to work but Rancherbob, Cow Horse Queen andI will be drinking wine after the riding. Have some blackberries to go along with Rodney Strong cab
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 04:30 PM (sDNVV)
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19 Thankfully, my son got his Christmas miracle of a Cleveland Browns win so there will be joy for the week here...
Posted by: Nova Local
You're welcome. I could screw up a one-car funeral.
Posted by: Mike Tomlin at December 28, 2025 04:11 PM (N/gmR)
DK helped last week...and Aaron helped this week. Between last night and today, well, the kid was into it (I was explaining you can't rely on 3rd string QBs...and now 2 did win for him, so he was very happy I was wrong)...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 04:30 PM (tOcjL)
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Fried chicken. I soak it in a mixture of hot sauce and egg. Then dredge it in flour, fry it up in peanut oil. It is delicious that way.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 04:31 PM (Q/uAJ)
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29 Our Christmas dinner was lasagna and it was about the best Mrs. JTB has made. High praise because her lasagna is always good. This time she used Barilla No-Boil lasagna noodles. She said they were MUCH easier to use than the slippery boil ahead of assembly style. Also, she tried the recipe on the back of the box. Worked great. She just added some dried oregano and basil and used our fresh garlic (non-Chinese from Costco). Delish! We each got three big meals from the dish.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 04:16 PM (yTvNw)
I only use those no boil noodles - they work well - and I have so much work to make a lasagna I can eat, I don't add to it!
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 04:32 PM (tOcjL)
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Orson -- I agree with you about the subjectivity of reviews generally, but particularly with regard to wine and spirits.
I think food might be a little more universal; and I think movie reviews tend to have more of a clear logic behind them (see TJM's discussions of movies for example.)
But wine and spirits seem to be very personal -- one guy will taste hints of chocolate, stone fruits, and a whisp of coconut; and I'll just taste barrel char and funk.
Now, the Pacer, I'm just going to have to go ahead and call bullshit on that one. No one loved the Pacer. Maybe you're mistaken and you had a Javelin.
Posted by: Pastafarian at December 28, 2025 04:32 PM (sifs3)
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There are hundreds, if not thousands of different bottles at Total Wine. How on earth would you be able to sample them all to find the ones you like.
A critic is an initial filter.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 04:28 PM (Riz8t)
And here, I thought price was...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 04:33 PM (tOcjL)
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The best wines have the word "Fortified" somewhere on the label.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 04:33 PM (tTwk7)
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Think I'm staying in for NYE. It's gonna be really cold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 04:35 PM (kpS4V)
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As Mike Nelson said of wine snobs, if you're detecting notes of flint and smoke, you may be at a Civil War reenactment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 04:37 PM (kpS4V)
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>>>@46 Mrs928 has gone exclusively to raw noodles in her lasagna, and not even a special kind. I think she just makes sure there is plenty of sauce to cook them in. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 04:25 PM (jc0TO)
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Just saw an interesting video the other day (using a crockpot) to fill raw rigatoni noodles with mozzarella sticks, then top off with the meat sauce ... I think it was called "Vertical Lasagna".
Posted by: Kathy at December 28, 2025 04:37 PM (zuKcR)
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When it comes to fried chicken, we sorta don't. Years ago we came across a recipe for oven fried chicken which works. The original comes from "Delish!" by Philip Craig who wrote the Martha's Vineyard mystery series. It uses very little oil and the chicken comes out crisp. We modified the recipe a bit. Here is our version.
Chicken pieces with the skin on get shaken in a bag with panko bread crumbs, oregano, basil, thyme, salt and pepper and garlic powder. (Add any dried herbs you like.) While preparing the chicken, put a LITTLE bit of peanut oil in a baking pan, preheat the pan in a 400 degree oven. Put the chicken pieces in the hot pan and cook for about an hour, turning once half way through. Let drain on paper towels. Much less mess to clean up.
BTW, this works with skinless pieces but won't be as crispy.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 04:37 PM (yTvNw)
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Speaking of sourdough bread, which I have historically liked very much…
I’ve noticed that the word “sourdough” is being slapped on pretty much any fresh-baked loaf of bread. I’ve just about given up on grocery store sourdough bread being at all sour, and even some actual bakeries are selling non-sour sourdough bread.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at December 28, 2025 04:38 PM (d9Cw3)
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Now, the Pacer, I'm just going to have to go ahead and call bullshit on that one. No one loved the Pacer. Maybe you're mistaken and you had a Javelin.
Posted by: Pastafarian at December 28, 2025 04:32 PM (sifs3)
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I can confirm it for you. I bought a shower curtain with cartoon fish on it. Cut them out and attached them to small thin springs, then attached them to the bubble windows in the back of my puke yellow Pacer to make it look like a fish tank.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 04:39 PM (dIske)
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62 Think I'm staying in for NYE. It's gonna be really cold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 04:35 PM (kpS4V)
Since I only do stuff that costs the same on New Years Eve as every other day, we're gonna do the drive thru lights here and then stop to roast marshmallows from home (with a fire I don't have to make)...may bring some dark chocolate sea salt bars and graham crackers if kids want to go all out with smores...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 04:40 PM (tOcjL)
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I am going to open a Somali Cooking School in St Paul.
"Dishes from Mogadishu Quilinary Acamedy."
All of our recipes will be UN Food Surplus based.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 28, 2025 04:41 PM (qwx/I)
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Wayne and Garth's AMC Pacer from "Wayne's World" got a full restoration:
https://tinyurl.com/3jnrp4e7
Excelleeeeent!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 04:42 PM (kpS4V)
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I’ve just about given up on grocery store sourdough bread being at all sour, and even some actual bakeries are selling non-sour sourdough bread.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at December 28, 2025 04:38 PM (d9Cw3)
My experience has been variable, with some sourdough starter batches producing very sour bread, and some (like my current one) producing mild sourdough.
I hope you understand how this issue can be solved!
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 04:43 PM (qFwJc)
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preheat the pan in a 400 degree oven. Put the chicken pieces in the hot pan and cook for about an hour, turning once half way through. Let drain on paper towels. Much less mess to clean up.
BTW, this works with skinless pieces but won't be as crispy.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 04:37 PM (yTvNw)
My Mom's variation on this was to use cornbread mix for the coating, then sprinkle with paprika.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 04:43 PM (tTwk7)
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One of the kiddos whipped up two pies for Christmas Dinner desert to go with the George Washington's Eggnog I whipped up.
One, the best Pecan Pie evah, which they've made before, and-
Two, the best Sweet Potato Pie in the world. Holy Cow, was that one good!!! Best I've ever had.
I think the secret ingredient was Grains of Paradise.
Did you know that Grains of Paradise is a spice?
I didn't. I thought it was a grain. One of those weird 3rd world mystery voodoo grains that good, clear-thinking Americans never think about let alone make bread or biscuits from.
Anyway, I was wrong. GoP is sorta peppery, kinda coriandery, with a smidge of gingery spice.
Makes for a very sophisticated and subtle flavor in Sweet Potato Pie!!!!, for cryin' out loud.
In any event, Grains of Paradise yo'sef, baby!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2025 04:43 PM (iJfKG)
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For JQ, is Granddad's Chow Chow recipe we discussed on ONT. He was a gardener and canner, so it makes a large batch.
12 sweet bell peppers
6 red bell peppers
3 heads cabbage
2 qt. Green tomatoes
2-3 hot peppers
8 or 9 Onions
1/4 c Salt
2 qt. Vinegar
2 1/2 lb sugar
2 Tbsp turmeric
2 Tbsp mustard seed
2 Tbsp Celery seed
(cont)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 04:44 PM (Q/uAJ)
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Grind first six ingredients together. Pour salt over above mixture and let stand for 15-20 minutes. Drain all juice off by straining through cheesecloth and colander.
Boil vinegar and other ingredients. Pour in drained mixture and heat to boiling point. Pour hot mixture into hot jars and process in steam bath 10 minutes.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 04:44 PM (Q/uAJ)
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Think I'm staying in for NYE. It's gonna be really cold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 04:35 PM (kpS4V)
What else is there to do? Cruise bars? Go to an overpriced NYE meal at a restaurant?
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I made a very simple pot roast for Christmas, searing 2.5 lbs. of London Broil (that was on sale) before putting it in the crock pot on top of a couple of sliced sweet onions (instead of one), with half a cup of red wine vinegar, two cups of beef broth (instead of half), five quartered Yukon gold potatoes, a couple of pounds of organic baby carrots (instead of one), five chopped cloves of garlic, and a little light salt and pepper, for 5.5 hours on high. My mom, who had just turned 80, has recently had the last of her teeth out, so I went a bit heavy on the vegetables and liquids (to make sure that at least some of it would turn out soft enough), and thankfully even the meat was mashable.
Admittedly I've been eating it like a stew, with a bowl and a spoon, but it's soft enough for it (and said softness was the mission). As usual, it was best the next day, once the flavors had a chance to do that magic thing where they mingle and strengthen; as long as you aren't looking for sophistication, it is truly a high reward for low effort.
Posted by: SciVo at December 28, 2025 04:47 PM (Sy6m/)
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Please try the Xortney Aalva, made with ripened sheep vulva! Down it with some khat chutney!
Or are you going to...Punt on that dish?
Posted by: Big Fat Balloon Skulled Meanie at December 28, 2025 04:48 PM (qwx/I)
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> This is not an invitation to start food punning!
Being the HQ, I'm surprised noone has yet said, "Challenge accepted!".
But honestly, I'm just thinking to myself, "I need to try to find some black-eyed peas before Wednesday....". I need the good luck.
Posted by: RandomDave at December 28, 2025 04:49 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Pastafarian at December 28, 2025 04:52 PM (sifs3)
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My Lebanese grandparents, first generation, didn't keep much of the language or culture but did retain some recipes. One I had forgotten was a tahini/molasses dip. Just in a bowl and eaten with pieces of pita bread. (My grandparents called it Syrian bread. I was an adult before I ever heard the word pita.) Originally made with pomegranate molasses but they used regular molasses. I experimented, this is an old memory, and found a mix of 40% molasses and 60% tahini has the right amount of sweetness and texture.
There are probably more complicated versions but the simple two ingredient version can be made in a couple of minutes and tastes wonderful. It will be even better if eaten with homemade pita bread or Moki's thick pita.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 04:52 PM (yTvNw)
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Your treatment of your mom is the kind of thing forgives many sins.
Posted by: The Podantic One at December 28, 2025 04:52 PM (qFwJc)
But seriously, do you love justice? Of course you do.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 04:53 PM (qFwJc)
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I cooked the turkey I bought last year today. Weather was too nice to spend in the kitchen the last 3 days.
I think something is off with my tastebuds today, the turkey drippings, now gravy and the dressing had a bit of a sweet taste. I read a recipe for brine (I can never remember the salt ratio) that called for brown sugar and thought, hmm, maybe that would make the turkey really absorb the brine but I forgot all about adding it, so it was just the salt, pepper, sage, some liquid smoke just for fun and 'italian seasoning' dried herbs in the brine.
The dressing was made mostly with old freezer burned hot dog buns so a bit of sugar there but I've used old cheap buns for dressing before and it never made it come out sweet. It was still tasty enough. Time to start dealing with the remnants.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 28, 2025 04:53 PM (hhkIi)
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I'll have to do up some crispy chicken sammiches at some point. Butterfly a chicken breast or two. Soak in buttermilk (I almost never have buttermilk, so this is regular milk with a tablespoon of cider vinegar or pickle juice) at least one hour. Mix a cup of flour with a tbsn of cornstarch, tspn of baking powder, garlic powder, and paprika. Maybe a couple twists of the pepper mill. Add cayenne to your taste, or not at all. Make an egg wash.
When your ready to fry, heat about a 1/2 inch of oil in your favorite skillet. Take your chicken from the brine and cover it with a bit of plain flour, then egg wash, then your seasoned flour. Fry about 60-90 seconds per side. Then continue to fry another 2-3 minutes, turning maybe once more to achieve the desired hue.
I've not done batter-fried chicken parts due mostly to the potential mess and because I doubt it would be better than Churches or Popeyes. One of those rare cases where the work/reward ratio favors ordering out...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 28, 2025 04:54 PM (nbLIj)
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Being brave for supper tonight. Trying a pot of Pioneer Woman Cream of Chicken with Wild Rice soup. And some Pillsbury bread. I know for sure that the bread will come out OK.
Posted by: The Neon Madman at December 28, 2025 04:55 PM (yNfcm)
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What else is there to do? Cruise bars? Go to an overpriced NYE meal at a restaurant?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 04:46 PM (n9ltV)
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Right?! It's not like Tweeville has an all-night coke-fueled roller disco rave on NYE.
More's the pity. 😔
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 04:56 PM (kpS4V)
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When I want to fry chicken, I brown it in a skillet and then bake it on a roasting pan with a rack (Nordic ware has the perfect thing).
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 04:57 PM (qFwJc)
I’ve been on a couple tastings out here in WA state, particularly in the Yakima Valley and in Walla Walla. I really enjoyed tasting and comparing and matching with cheese or fruit or chocolate.
Drink what you like.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 05:00 PM (Mn5g+)
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The Pioneer Woman Green Bean Casserole is sublime.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 05:00 PM (qFwJc)
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Just saw an interesting video the other day (using a crockpot) to fill raw rigatoni noodles with mozzarella sticks, then top off with the meat sauce ... I think it was called "Vertical Lasagna".
Posted by: Kathy
I looked that up. Looks good.
Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2025 05:00 PM (lJ0H4)
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Lol
jim brams flagship distillery stay just to before, the all over you trump economy about doing with were.
cbd seems to why to gotta please this not before niche cohorts happened about love doing were.
global sales and fortified wines are craig 20/20 really expected to gotta neck growth. Sales and premium wines costing good $30 there
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at December 28, 2025 05:00 PM (8sSRd)
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Since apparently Chinese did not believe in being open and the one place open ran out of duck, we had a new holiday Christmas tradition of Indian/Nepalese takeout - even got a 20% discount (that I kicked back partly as top)...had a set of dairy filled dishes and a set without, and it made for great family style (with strawberries I had bought)...
May be our future plan - felt very Christmas Story of ordering the best food that was open...the Baingan bharta was a total winner...had enough for lunch for all the next day...
And I had a nice day off cooking...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 05:01 PM (tOcjL)
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I've gotten some decent primativos from Trader Joes. Never came across one that I'd rate above 85. One or two sangiovese approached 90, as I recall...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 28, 2025 05:04 PM (nbLIj)
100So, what's up with Luca Maroni? Bribed? Stupid? Crap palate? Or maybe he is an unabashed Italian patriot and simply wants his country's wine industry to prosper.
Is this where I mis-quote a line out of Godfather?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2025 05:04 PM (rbvCR)
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Wine. I am not knowledgeable. Enjoy trying the picks promoted at the local Spec's liquor. Those are usually good choices.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 05:04 PM (Q/uAJ)
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Wines ehh?
Now we know why the shades were crooked.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 05:04 PM (2WIwB)
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SpaceX launch today. Booster to return to base instead of landing on a barge.
Liftoff from Space Launch Complex 4E (SLC-4E) at Vandenberg Space Force Base is scheduled for Sunday, Dec. 28, at 6:09 p.m. PST (9:09 p.m. EST / 0209 UTC).
The first-stage booster, tail number B1081, flying for a 21st time, will return to a touchdown at Landing Zone 4 at Vandenberg.
youtube.com/live/6_0BDH2QK7M
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 05:05 PM (tTwk7)
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As for fried chicken, I'm a big believer that if you don't have a commercial fryer, you just really can't replicate those fry results well in the house cheaply or easily or safely - it's one of those foods I only order out. It's just so much mess and oil done right...
And now without dairy, I rarely order it out, although Safeway is one place that does work (not the best fried chicken, but fried chicken I can eat, and eat pretty cheaply, when I get a hankering)...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 05:06 PM (tOcjL)
105Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at December 28, 2025 05:00 PM
Pretty sure that Spicoli guy still thinks you're a dick.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2025 05:07 PM (Wnv9h)
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What! The Chinese went Christian and closed. Or the Jews failed to propagate to keep them open?
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 05:07 PM (qFwJc)
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Now, the Pacer, I'm just going to have to go ahead and call bullshit on that one. No one loved the Pacer. Maybe you're mistaken and you had a Javelin.
Posted by: Pastafarian at December 28, 2025 04:32 PM (sifs3)
I was going to buy a Pacer but then the dealer found out my parents were legally married.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 05:08 PM (2WIwB)
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I am old enough to remember "2 buck Chuck" Charles Krug won a contest and the price went up.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 05:09 PM (qFwJc)
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Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at December 28, 2025 05:00 PM
Is posting an approved rehab for stroke victims?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 05:09 PM (tTwk7)
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Just pulled turkey bosom from the oven. Tender and juicy with just a hint of the coffee brine. Stuffing is crisping and gravy is thickening.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 05:10 PM (kpS4V)
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AgentSmurfSmurf's post..... I think that's a direct quote from the hobo I saw yelling at a streetlight the other day.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2025 05:11 PM (nhCoE)
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104 As for fried chicken, I'm a big believer that if you don't have a commercial fryer, you just really can't replicate those fry results well in the house cheaply or easily or safely - it's one of those foods I only order out. It's just so much mess and oil done right...
Posted by: Nova Local
I agree with you, and only make it at home once a year for hubby's birthday. I deep fry it in a cast iron Dutch oven. Lots of oil, and so very messy.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 05:11 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I don't know how my grandmother fried chicken on her gas stove in an iron skillet but it was better than any I have had most anywhere else ever.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 05:12 PM (vFG9F)
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I don’t think the “rating” has to correspond to that year’s vintage. So the 98 rating could be for a prior (better) year. Or it’s grading on a curve for price. Or it’s pure bullshit corruption.
I drank a bottle of 2005 first growth that was rated 100 by all the major wine critics. 2005 was a legendary year for Bordeaux.
The wine was incredible. Much much better than the 90+ ratings on mass-market wine. Not even close.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:12 PM (6iIXQ)
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Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 05:05 PM (tTwk7)
Alerted my West Coast peeps, thanks. Used to be able to catch them from my patio and hear the sonic boom.
Now I'm off to ignite the grill for tonight's NY strips, boneless prime beauties weighing about 8 oz each. Just right for my guests. I'll be eating two, since that would be too much for them. I'm a giver like that...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 28, 2025 05:12 PM (nbLIj)
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And we went on a single track mountain bike ride/wine tour in New Zealand.
Went to four different wineries. It was a hoot and something you could never do in these litigious United States. No crashes, but lots of big wobbles.
And from what I remember, the wine was good too!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 05:13 PM (IhIKR)
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106 What! The Chinese went Christian and closed. Or the Jews failed to propagate to keep them open?
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 05:07 PM (qFwJc)
No idea...I was very surprised. Only place open of 4 I checked ran out of duck (that I had preordered the day before)...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 05:13 PM (tOcjL)
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So, let me guess, Zelenskii gets out with his life and his billion?
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 05:14 PM (qFwJc)
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And from what I remember, the wine was good too!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 05:13 PM (IhIKR)
120I'm trying to work up the courage to make orange marmalade - sugar free. Never made marmalade w/sugar, so it's all new & terrifying. Every cookbook has more botulism warnings than recipes.
But first cutting the grass before the neighbors lose children & small pets.
Posted by: Adriane the Not Enough Christmas Lights, the Airplanes Are NOT Circling Yet Critic . . . at December 28, 2025 04:07 PM (3ZUWJ)
Botulism is not an issue with high-acid foods like Marmalade. The worst you should get is mold if the jars don't seal correctly. Marmalade is a good starter since citrus has a lot of natural pectin and is very acid.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2025 05:15 PM (rbvCR)
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There is one place around that rivals my grandmother's fried chicken though. It's called "The Steak House" but I've never had a steak there.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 05:15 PM (vFG9F)
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If youre interested in deep frying your own food, get a dedicated deep fryer (there are smaller ones) and use beef or duck fat. Fry the shit outdoors because it makes a mess. But if you do this, it will be some of the best fried food you ever had.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:17 PM (6iIXQ)
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I don't know how my grandmother fried chicken on her gas stove in an iron skillet but it was better than any I have had most anywhere else ever.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 05:12 PM (vFG9F)
There is an argument to be made that skillet fried chicken is better. Apparently the top of the chicken that isn't in the oil allows excess moisture to leave the batter, making it crispier.
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I'm glad I didn't cook Christmas dinner this holiday. Everybody has their dietary preferences, no dairy, no gluten, too spicy, blah, blah, blah.
Unexpected guests, not enough food... people under the weather, and then there's the bah humbuh attitude.
I should have stayed home and grilled hotdogs.
Still, it's good to gather with family and friends.
On the bright side, no leftovers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 28, 2025 05:18 PM (nljXp)
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59 Orson -- I agree with you about the subjectivity of reviews generally, but particularly with regard to wine and spirits...
Now, the Pacer, I'm just going to have to go ahead and call bullshit on that one. No one loved the Pacer. Maybe you're mistaken and you had a Javelin.
Posted by: Pastafarian at December 28, 2025 04:32
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Comments like this are why I love this place.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 28, 2025 05:18 PM (bQ4nt)
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I watched "The Food Network." Some gal in Maryland. I followed the directions to a tee.
The skin was burnt and the meat undercooked.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 05:19 PM (qFwJc)
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I’ve been on a couple tastings out here in WA state, particularly in the Yakima Valley and in Walla Walla. I really enjoyed tasting and comparing and matching with cheese or fruit or chocolate.
Drink what you like.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 05:00 PM (Mn5g+)
I can echo this. The Yakima/Walla Walla drive is an excellent tour of Washington wines. Anyone going should plan on returning with a full car and great memories.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 05:19 PM (2WIwB)
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I"m usually a single malt guy, but the Johnny Walker 18 is delicious. It's one of the very few times when I can taste the notes of butterscotch that the snobs always rave about.
Our local liquor store had it $20 off, at about $59. It's a steal.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 05:20 PM (Riz8t)
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3 I don't know how my grandmother fried chicken on her gas stove in an iron skillet but it was better than any I have had most anywhere else ever.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 05:12 PM (vFG9F)
There is an argument to be made that skillet fried chicken is better. Apparently the top of the chicken that isn't in the oil allows excess moisture to leave the batter, making it crispier.
So they say...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 05:18 PM (n9ltV)
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My grandmother did this and it was amazing. Glad I didn’t have to clean up the mess, tho. She made her own batter and it included oatmeal. She claimed it was an ancient German recipe. Maybe it was true.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:22 PM (6iIXQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2025 05:22 PM (TXATA)
131
There are old secrets that a mother-in-law won't tell her.
Ever.
She is the girl that stole his heart from his mother to her.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 05:22 PM (qFwJc)
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124 I'm glad I didn't cook Christmas dinner this holiday. Everybody has their dietary preferences, no dairy, no gluten, too spicy, blah, blah, blah.
Unexpected guests, not enough food... people under the weather, and then there's the bah humbuh attitude.
I should have stayed home and grilled hotdogs.
Still, it's good to gather with family and friends.
On the bright side, no leftovers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 28, 2025 05:18 PM (nljXp)
1950s meat and potatoes cooking or component cooking are the easy answers to making food everyone can eat and eat happily...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 05:24 PM (tOcjL)
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Interesting! Gold Star Distribution is headquartered in Minneapolis, its CEO is Bassam AbuSamrah
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I think I see the problem here...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2025 05:24 PM (TXATA)
134
So, when I was a wee tad scampering about the Villa naturalfake, if there was one thing that got the Female Competitiveness all fired up, it was-
Speaking of female competitiveness, what do you ladies do en lieu of "measuring dicks"?
Measuring boobs? Quantifying ovarian hormonal output?....well, anyway...
The point of argument was which method of making Fried Chicken my father liked best.
In one corner, my Grandmother who's recipe was buttermilk soak, dip in flour spiced with salt and pepper, pan fry in Crisco with bacon grease.
or
My Mom's recipe was a quick dip in flour with salt and pepper, pan fry in 50/50 mix of butter and Crisco (later Corn Oil).
Both were excellent.
The one I cook myself however is my Mom's recipe
becuuuuzzzzzz-
Whenever I invited a friend over for dinner and we had fried chicken, they always kept begging for me to invite them back any time they heard Mom was cooking fried chicken.
So, I suppose the science is settled. Mom made the best fried chicken in the world because my friends would rather eat her fried chicken than their own mother's fricasseed poultry.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2025 05:24 PM (iJfKG)
135
Tonight is Chicken Sausage and Gnocchi in skillet marinara sauce.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 05:26 PM (m6HS6)
136
It’s a tradition for me to cook king crab legs for my mom’s birthday. It’s January 1. Truly good KC is hard to find. So went to a fish store and, luckily, they had it. Really huge, fat legs. Only one catch. $96 a pound!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:26 PM (6iIXQ)
137
"1950s meat and potatoes cooking or component cooking are the easy answers to making food everyone can eat and eat happily..."
My wife's gramma killed him with cooking. C'mon, who eats a pound of bacon for breakfast? The poor guy never knew what hit him.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 05:27 PM (qFwJc)
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136 It’s a tradition for me to cook king crab legs for my mom’s birthday. It’s January 1. Truly good KC is hard to find. So went to a fish store and, luckily, they had it. Really huge, fat legs. Only one catch. $96 a pound!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:26 PM (6iIXQ)
Yeah, I'd be asking her if she wanted to start a new birthday tradition...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 05:27 PM (tOcjL)
139
Thank you Elric, crab is in the market here, so I know what I am getting my wife for dinner tonight or tomorrow.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2025 05:28 PM (rbvCR)
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Don't know much about wine and only have it with a meal. Just know when I like one. I tried a Trump chardonnay and it was delicious: crisp and refreshing and made in Virginia. It went great with a big salad.
I have read wine reviews over the years and came away convinced the reviewers are liars and/or want to be fantasy authors.
BTW, I enjoy Greek white wines with a bit of retsina flavor. I don't know if they are popular outside of Greece but I thought they went well with light Mediterranean foods.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 05:29 PM (yTvNw)
141Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:26 PM (6iIXQ)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 05:33 PM (Ia/+0)
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>>I can echo this. The Yakima/Walla Walla drive is an excellent tour of Washington wines. Anyone going should plan on returning with a full car and great memories.
I'm not much of a wine drinker but I had a free weekend in the Western Cape region of South Africa and my customer suggested taking me on a tour of the local wineries. It was fantastic. The wines were great, at least to my uneducated pallet, but the countryside was spectacular. And baboons everywhere. Not the human kind. The winery folks said they were a pest. Who knew baboons like grapes, but they were cool for me to see.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 05:34 PM (viF8m)
147 Finally had Christmas dinner. Leg of lamb, potatoes, mushrooms, carrots and rolls.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 05:34 PM (tgvbd)
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142 >>>1950s meat and potatoes cooking or component cooking are the easy answers to making food everyone can eat and eat happily...
Posted by: Nova Local
>This is where you break out the pressure cooker and make a backup stew.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 28, 2025 05:30 PM (nljXp)
Nah, fully combined dishes tend to be hardest for crowds. A fresh fruit tray, baked or roasted potatoes, a roasted veg tray with all veg separated, and a protein done simply with salt and pepper (with a mushroom done the same way for vegan) with a side sauce and a mac and cheese tray for the vegetarian and the kids. Done.
Skip the mac and cheese if the allergy person is a little kid who won't be able to stay out of it...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 05:34 PM (tOcjL)
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Christmas eve is meatless at our house, and I went simple with salmon and couscous, plus 2 traditional Ukrainian dishes: kutya (wheat berries, poppy seeds, raisins, & honey) and uzvar (dried fruit compote with pears, apples, apricots, & cherries.) For Christmas dinner, we had steak, scalloped potatoes, asparagus with garlic, and key lime pie for dessert.
Posted by: Frankie at December 28, 2025 05:35 PM (medbw)
150 The point of argument was which method of making Fried Chicken my father liked best.
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Fried chicken is God's way of saying He loves us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 05:36 PM (tgvbd)
151Pollock artfully seasoned and dyed to faintly resemble crab meat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2025 05:31 PM (TXATA)
Dungeness crab sold by the pound in the shell. It is in season.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2025 05:36 PM (rbvCR)
152Pollock artfully seasoned and dyed to faintly resemble crab meat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2025 05:31 PM (TXATA)
Dungeness crab sold by the pound in the shell. It is in season.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2025 05:36 PM (rbvCR)
Kamala was saying it's really easy for her to get crabs...
...
...of the tonsils.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2025 05:39 PM (iJfKG)
I used to get it for free by the hefty garbage bag full when I was neighbors with Edgar Hanson from Deadliest Catch 20 years ago. His wife and I were good friends. Then I got divorced and moved away and we lost contact, plus the Discovery show was taking off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 05:41 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 05:41 PM (NwnyJ)
155
Spaghetti and meatballs, lest over, warmed up. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 05:42 PM (sl73Y)
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Scampdog's venison/pork sausages look fantastic. Can't decide if I would want one plain or treated like a brat with mustard and kraut. Maybe several of each.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 05:43 PM (yTvNw)
15787 Your treatment of your mom is the kind of thing forgives many sins.
Posted by: The Podantic One at December 28, 2025 04:52 PM (qFwJc)
88 Off pedantic one sock.
But seriously, do you love justice? Of course you do.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 04:53 PM (qFwJc)
If that was for me, then thank you. I caused her many tears of worry over the years, and a nice Christmas+ dinner was the least I could do.
Posted by: SciVo at December 28, 2025 05:44 PM (Sy6m/)
158
That venison-pork sausage looks RIDIC. But I personally would just go full venison.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:45 PM (6iIXQ)
159
On the subject of moms, one of the best pieces of advice any man can give a young lady is that when evaluating a potential mate, pay very close attention to how he treats his mom. That is how he will treat you.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:50 PM (6iIXQ)
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Hi Friends! Dinner is currently an unknown. We ate ramen we made the last 2 nights and I am still not ready for a heavy meal. Our neighbor dropped off a lot of gumbo, so that is an option. I may just let everyone do whatever, a big free for all, while I eat a big salad or something.
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2025 05:52 PM (pZEOD)
161
My mom's greatest treasure to us kids was her cookbook.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 05:53 PM (NwnyJ)
162
>>>That venison-pork sausage looks RIDIC. But I personally would just go full venison.
Posted by: Elric the Blade
>Deer and elk chunks and pieces (stew meat) with prime rib beef suet. Same for burger but with spicy goodness. Never tried a pork mix.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 28, 2025 05:53 PM (nljXp)
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She also used to have to clean out her freezer when he was coming home. I got black cod, Ling cod, sockeye, king, and halibut.
I have pics of our kids eating ice cream together at the Tulip Festival. Super sweet gal.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 05:54 PM (IhIKR)
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That venison-pork sausage looks RIDIC. But I personally would just go full venison.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:45 PM (6iIXQ)
165
Not long ago I invented chicken chunks with cheese and salsa on a tortilla. I'm having that for dinner.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 05:54 PM (+OnsA)
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That venison-pork sausage looks RIDIC. But I personally would just go full venison.
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Not enough fat for sausage. We always blend our venison for sausage. The magic mark seems to be somewhere around 30% fat.
Posted by: MkY at December 28, 2025 05:54 PM (q6tQZ)
167
I don’t think I have ever made fried chicken, except oven fried. Too many places to get it here without the mess.
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2025 05:56 PM (p4NUW)
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Not long ago I invented chicken chunks with cheese and salsa on a tortilla. I'm having that for dinner.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 05:54 PM (+OnsA)
Chicken chunks? Out of the can, or it violates your rule?
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Oh and wine critics are the most useless form pf undulating mass of blobby effete gayness on the planet. Drink what you like. Don’t pay attention to what anyone else thinks.
Now, there is some value in getting advice on certain flavor profiles you like. So if you like bold wines or kick-you-in-the-nuts smoky scotch, then there is some value to listening to someone who says “I like smoky scotches that kick you in the gonads, and here’s what I like …”.
But wine critics don’t really do this. They’re more in tune to infinitesimal smells of the wine pickers smelly buttholes.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05:57 PM (6iIXQ)
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I love to use the trim from rib roast in the cryovac in venison sausage.
Or just 1/2 and 1/2 pork butt.
We've been using 1/3 venison, 1/3 pork butt, and 1/3 hamburger for our "scrambled meat" mix. Chili, burgers, whatever.
Good way to get kids to eat venison, cause they never know,
Posted by: MkY at December 28, 2025 05:58 PM (q6tQZ)
171 Chicken chunks? Out of the can, or it violates your rule?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 05:57 PM (n9ltV)
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Canned are ok, but I usually chunkify a couple chicken chests to use in Cheesy WeaselWraps over the following few days.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 06:00 PM (+OnsA)
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159 On the subject of moms, one of the best pieces of advice any man can give a young lady is that when evaluating a potential mate, pay very close attention to how he treats his mom. That is how he will treat you.
Posted by: Elric the Blade
100% yes. I wish I had paid attention when I was young.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 06:00 PM (wlyRx)
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For the deer hunters, do try a coupla corned roasts from the hind legs. Easy to do, and as good as any deli corned beef.
Posted by: MkY at December 28, 2025 06:01 PM (q6tQZ)
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136 It’s a tradition for me to cook king crab legs for my mom’s birthday. It’s January 1. Truly good KC is hard to find. So went to a fish store and, luckily, they had it. Really huge, fat legs. Only one catch. $96 a pound!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 28, 2025 05
We had king Crab with our prime rib on Christmas. Pretty sure it was right around this, so it’s most likely the going rate. I don’t think I won points when I said I preferred blue crab. lol.
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2025 06:02 PM (aT5K/)
175
Kechup makes inedible food barely edible. Hot sauce makes it palate-able.
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2025 06:03 PM (DXbAa)
176
The grocery had packages of fresh black eyed peas not dried. I love them but have only had canned. Do I just rinse and cook them up in water? How long? Maybe add some herbs to the liquid?
Thanks for any help.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 06:04 PM (yTvNw)
177
Black eyed peas.
Mama always cooked hers with a bit of fatback.
We add salt and pepper, and usually have zucchini relish on the side.
Posted by: MkY at December 28, 2025 06:07 PM (q6tQZ)
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Didn’t have a chance to roast the wild goose for Christmas due to the craziness of the dog being sick and its subsequent surgery on Christmas Eve. By the time things settled down around here it had been defrosted for 5 days. Didn’t want to take the chance on food poisoning. Hopefully our friend will gift us another one in the future.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 28, 2025 06:08 PM (2NHgQ)
179But wine critics don’t really do this. They’re more in tune to infinitesimal smells of the wine pickers smelly buttholes.
I'm detecting notes of last week's burrito, and...yes, that's a soupcon of liver and onions.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 06:10 PM (Riz8t)
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Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 04:44 PM
Thank you so very much for that recipe!
Now I have an extra reason to grow tomatoes next year. And bell peppers... (can't believe how expensive they've gotten!)
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 06:11 PM (rdVOm)
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Chicken chunks? Out of the can, or it violates your rule?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 05:57 PM (n9ltV)
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Canned are ok, but I usually chunkify a couple chicken chests to use in Cheesy WeaselWraps over the following few days.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 06:00 PM (+OnsA)
You can buy a bag of shredded romaine now for topping, too...(not just iceberg that goes brown in about an hour)...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 06:12 PM (tOcjL)
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I was promised hog jowls just now at the grocery store but they were sold out.
I guess I shouldn't cut it so close to New Years.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 06:14 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 28, 2025 06:16 PM (Kt19C)
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You can buy a bag of shredded romaine now for topping, too...(not just iceberg that goes brown in about an hour)...
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Yea... it's not just lettuce. It's a lot of stuff that once in the 'fridge goes bad in days, or hours.
Our "farm to table" shit is broke. Big time.
And to not put too fine a point on this... it will be a huge problem if not addressed. Now.
I'm tired of tossing stuff after two days because it's spoiled. And this is from various sources.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 06:17 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 28, 2025 06:27 PM (VswdX)
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I find that whole head lettuce and cabbage lasts many days longer than the packaged chopped stuff. If you buy the chopped stuffed best to eat it the same day, otherwise fuggedaboutit.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 28, 2025 06:27 PM (nljXp)
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For Christmas dinner, my mother in law cooked us possibly the best ham I've ever had, and rich, decadent mashed potatoes with cheese and bacon. (I think she also shoved a ton of sour cream and butter into it. Calories, what are calories?)
I do instant pot mashed potatoes at least once a month, because it's so easy and uses up old potatoes well. But there's something about them cooking over a hot stove for a long time that's so good. IP mashed potatoes are silky and creamy, but don't have that extra mouth heft to them. I can't explain it.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 06:31 PM (gWBY1)
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Grilled chicken thighs and and swordfish steak with a baked tater and asparagus. Came off the grill just before the winds kicked up. Followed with a couple of glasses of port...and my meds.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 28, 2025 06:32 PM (3Ope8)
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The grocery had packages of fresh black eyed peas not dried. I love them but have only had canned. Do I just rinse and cook them up in water? How long? Maybe add some herbs to the liquid?
Thanks for any help.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 06:04 PM (yTvNw)
Fresh blackeyed peas are delicious. This recipe is similar to howI prepare. I would use chicken broth and not the bouillon, so it isnt so salty.
https://tinyurl.com/2frrdxhw
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 06:32 PM (Q/uAJ)
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Fresh black eyed peas can be ready in 10-20 minutes with just liquid covering them- but you don’t want to do that. For 1 pound of black eyed Sauté 2 celery sticks and 1 medium yellow onion diced in olive olive. After about 8 minutes add 3 crush garlic cloves and cook until it smells amazing. Add 4 cups unsalted chicken stock, 2 bay leaves, 2 thyme sprigs, peas, and 2 smoked ham hocks (about a pound). Cover and simmer an hour. Pull ham hocks out, add salt and pepper to taste, shred the remaining ham hock meat and stir it back in. Eat it.
This works for field peas, too. Use Smokey bacon if you can’t find smoked ham hocks. But find the ham hocks. lol.
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2025 06:32 PM (/sySz)
First sign of a scratchy throat, ramen. Hot. Cures everything.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 06:35 PM (IhIKR)
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Oh, and I made a family recipe collection as part of my Christmas present! Not as fancy as the Horde's book, just a digital file for now that I'll keep adding to. And then, print later on down the road. But it was so rewarding to find old recipes that used to be family staples that I forgot!
I do feel bad I didn't mail them a print copy yet, but they were happy with the present of a digital file.
I'm also debating whether it's worth sending it to extended family, and ask for their recipes or their input on what I copied down. Not sure how unwieldy I want this project to get. But I'd also love more of the old family traditions, if people have them.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 06:36 PM (gWBY1)
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>>> 195 Is there any new content worth watching?
The new del Toro Frankenstein is amazing. The use of symbolic, vivid color in the costumes was striking, while never being off-putting. He set it in the Crimean wars vs when it was written, and tying it to the carnage of war, lots of bodies to loot and no one cares, was a smart touch.
All of the actors made the most of it. It is nice to see when not smothered by a Star Wars script, Oscar Isaac can really act. They purposely made Victor a Mick Jagger type of rebel for the age, and he sinks his teeth into the role.
Combine that with Nosferatu last year, and you have a gruesome, but great, creature double feature.
I want to watch this season of stranger things. I've avoided spoilers, but I do get a sense it's incredibly disappointing, and they totally dropped the ball. Which is a shame, because season 4 felt like they were righting the ship, and setting off for a banger of an ending. Oh well. Will still watch. Just not right away.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 06:46 PM (gWBY1)
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Thank you CBD for another year*s worth of witty, informative, and fun Food Threads. I mostly lurk, but always read and learn. Happy New Year My Kitchen Obi Wan!
Posted by: SuperCountyJudgeCandidateSuperRonNirenberg-My Lust For Electoral Title Knows No Bounds, And I Am Buf at December 28, 2025 06:47 PM (3U5tw)
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I'm also debating whether it's worth sending it to extended family, and ask for their recipes or their input on what I copied down. Not sure how unwieldy I want this project to get. But I'd also love more of the old family traditions, if people have them.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 06:36 PM (gWBY1)
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Depending on the size of your family, it's not hard to set up a little online form for them to use for submitting recipes. It's what we did for TDG. You could even use Excel if making a form is overkill,
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 06:48 PM (cIOlQ)
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My Mom made awesome fried chicken for my entire life.
Always in a large deep skillet/frying pan with a lid.
She first used Crisco then transitioned to vegetable oil.
All she'd do is clean the chicken under water, scrape off the hairs, and then let them dry a bit before rolling them in flour with spices (salt, pepper, seasoning salt) already in the flour.
Put about half inch of oil on the bottom of the pan, heat to temp and add the chicken. Then put the lid on, turn them over about ever ten minutes or so until done.
Loved it.
Crispy, juicy, flavorful & simple.
I miss it more than anything else she cooked and wish I'd watched her make it more often so I could do it as well as she did.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 06:49 PM (6ydKt)
212 There is one place around that rivals my grandmother's fried chicken though. It's called "The Steak House" but I've never had a steak there.
Posted by: fd
Go to The Chicken House for steak.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2025 06:51 PM (pkeXY)
213
Well folks...it's that time, when I decide what cocktail to have!
Thanks for reading and commenting today...and the entire year!
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OMG. Just tried a Guga Foods hack. Picked up a whole pineapple for .78. Cut the outer skin off. Put the insides in a blender and pulped it.
Covered a chuck steak and let it sit in the fridge for three hours. Washed it off, let it come back to room temperature and cooked it. It is so tender it isn't funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 06:59 PM (c115l)
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193 Do those air friers require any witchcraft to make them work properly?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 28, 2025 06:26 PM (VswdX)
Nah, the biggest trick is trying to figure out what temp and time to cook stuff at, especially if you don't have a recipe or instructions.
You can mess stuff up really quickly cooking it too long.
Anybody who has had over-cooked air fried french fries can attest to that. They get really dry and turn into tasting like shoestring potatoes out of a can if you leave them in too long.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
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210 My Mom made awesome fried chicken for my entire life.
Always in a large deep skillet/frying pan with a lid.
She first used Crisco then transitioned to vegetable oil. Posted by: Speaking Of
Wait, unless you are my brother, how did we grow up with in the same house with the same awesome fried chicken (and fried bluegill) Mom???
Posted by: SuperCountyJudgeCandidateSuperRonNirenberg-My Lust For Electoral Title Knows No Bounds, And I Am Buf at December 28, 2025 07:00 PM (3U5tw)
217You can also make WeaselWraps with cheesy scrambled eggs for breakfast.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 06:38 PM
Add weaselbeans on toast and you've almost got an English breakfast.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2025 07:00 PM (Wnv9h)
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Thanks for all the suggestions about black eyed peas. I'm writing them all down. Can't usually find fresh ones but the recipes should work for dried as well. I keep a few cans of beans in the pantry for emergencies but dried beans soaked overnight are always tastier so that's what I do nowadays. When the local farmers market starts up again in spring I'll keep an eye open for other fresh beans.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 07:01 PM (yTvNw)
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Since NaCly Dog visited for Christmas, I made the New Mexico Beef Stew recipe from the Commonsense Kitchen cookbook. It is a beef and potato stew with peppers, mostly Anaheims. I did not make it hot. I also did sourdough bread to go with it. I have made my own starter before, also tried the King Arthur and Breadtopia ones. The current starter is the best I've ever used. I got it off Amazon and it had a story. The seller claimed it was from his mother's starter. She'd gotten it in Bodie, CA in the 70s. I don't have to fuss with it, it just works. And we went to the range here afterwards.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 28, 2025 07:09 PM (+mUZM)
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Wait, unless you are my brother, how did we grow up with in the same house with the same awesome fried chicken (and fried bluegill) Mom???
Posted by: SuperCountyJudgeCandidateSuperRonNirenberg-My Lust For Electoral Title Knows No Bounds, And I Am Buf at December 28, 2025 07:00 PM (3U5tw)
All it requires is being Southern and having a mother born before 1965, I think.
About half the old ladies around here have their own secret fried chicken recipe.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 07:16 PM (6ydKt)
221
Here’s the thing about wine, I like it but all wine is wine flavored to me, from two buck chuck to the finest of fine wines.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2025 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)
223
DRIED BEANS ... Because our community has hard water, I've recently been soaking and cooking dried beans with distilled water -- which has improved their tenderness.
Posted by: Kathy at December 28, 2025 07:51 PM (zuKcR)
First World Problems...
That's one of those newfangled "top-down" shades, which allows one to lift it from the bottom or drop it from the top. Very convenient, but obviously the house has shifted and must be straightened.
I guess the first step is to dig out the foundation and relevel it. Or perhaps raze the house, level the foundation, and rebuild.
Or remove the entire foundation, dig to bedrock, and sink pilings so that there is a stable base for everything!
Curtains/drapes ftw.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 02:12 PM (IhIKR)
I bet you have carpets that match your drapes too.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:13 PM (QVzW0)
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You know, if you ignore things like this long enough you just get used to them the way they are.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 02:12 PM (Jtz/H)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 02:14 PM (HeMti)
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My FWP: The radio is still playing Christmas Music. Like forlorn debris bobbing on a oil slick, the wreckage of Christmas Past remains evident.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 02:15 PM (tTwk7)
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Yeah...I'll put curtains in a bathroom. Great idea.
YOU PEOPLE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 02:14 PM (n9ltV)
One of my curtains is in the bathroom, and the shower is only partially exposed, but there's a wall outside the window, and the neighbor's windows don't look over the wall.
That's one of the curtains the cats like to mess with, so if anyone gets a gander of me in the shower, that's THEIR problem, not mine.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:16 PM (QVzW0)
Most especially when they match the floor covering.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 02:16 PM (0sNs1)
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Option 3! Go for it! If you're going to do, do.it right.
I'm assuming you're a multi-millionaire that can afford this, just from all the remuneration you receive from Ace for your yeoman work here, right? Right?
Posted by: buddhaha at December 28, 2025 02:17 PM (PvdDw)
19You know, if you ignore things like this long enough you just get used to them the way they are.
Right?
Posted by: People with beeping smoke detectors at December 28, 2025 02:17 PM (Riz8t)
20Yeah...I'll put curtains in a bathroom. Great idea.
Once had a house that had carpet in the bathroom. Of course, it was a cheap-ass modular and the carpet was there to cover the uneven sub-flooring.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 02:17 PM (3nLb4)
21
Yeah...I'll put curtains in a bathroom. Great idea.
YOU PEOPLE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 02:14 PM (n9ltV)
Upside is you don't have to change the hand towels as often.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 02:17 PM (tTwk7)
22
Got a lot of driveway scrapped off, hopefully rain will clear yhe rest
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 02:17 PM (Ia/+0)
23Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 02:14 PM (HeMti)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 02:18 PM (HXT0k)
25
Just brick up the window. You don't really need all those windows. One percenters!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2025 02:19 PM (SSEhk)
26
What happened to those liquid crystal windows that they were promising 10 years ago? The ones that could turn opaque or clear at the press of a button.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 02:19 PM (mlg/3)
27
Man, I go to pick up my daughter from work just as all the good fights are starting. I come back and all there is is the 1WP thread.
Son of a bitch.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 02:19 PM (fd80v)
28
Got a lot of driveway scrapped off, hopefully rain will clear yhe rest
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 02:17 PM (Ia/+0)
You have to scrap your driveway?
Of what?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:19 PM (QVzW0)
29 Question: If it's true that blue-state residents "do not care" about fraud & high taxes, then for Who, exactly, is the Democrats' "affordability" Hoax?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 02:20 PM (HeMti)
30 It's a lighthearted thread. Try to read the room.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
What is your issue today? Why all the anger?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 02:20 PM (HeMti)
31
Oh me oh my. And the builders call it 'progress', yes … ? 'Latest and greatest!' … ummm: Compared to: WHAT!?
Posted by: Dr_No at December 28, 2025 02:20 PM (ayRl+)
32
>Yeah...I'll put curtains in a bathroom. Great idea.
YOU PEOPLE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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glass blocks
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:21 PM (ZxPkt)
I watched Black Bag yesterday (which I thought was pretty good) and the spy headquarters had what looked like regular glass but with the touch of a button turned cloudy to provide privacy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 02:22 PM (L/fGl)
37
'I guess the first step is to dig out the foundation and relevel it. Or perhaps raze the house, level the foundation, and rebuild.'
Haha. No.
Get one of those scissors jacks and put it under the low corner. A few turns and you're as right as rain.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 02:22 PM (fd80v)
And. Wizz ???
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 28, 2025 02:21 PM (kvcnI)
I watched Shoeonhead's vid on it.
Just. Plain. Evil.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:23 PM (QVzW0)
39
I watched Black Bag yesterday (which I thought was pretty good) and the spy headquarters had what looked like regular glass but with the touch of a button turned cloudy to provide privacy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 02:22 PM (L/fGl)
Terrific film.
And I've never seen Blanchett look sexier.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:24 PM (QVzW0)
40
You know, if you ignore things like this long enough you just get used to them the way they are.
Posted by: Weasel
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I have come to regard dust as a protective coating.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:24 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 02:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Yeah, I have vertical blinds instead of horizontal ones; they've been (mostly) working for the last 30 years...except one has broken. If it was only the slat, that'd be easy to replace, but the actual spooling mechanism broke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:24 PM (ynpvh)
42
The ones that could turn opaque or clear at the press of a button.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 02:19 PM (mlg/3)
I think they exist. Or at least I have seen video of them, which in this day and age with AI, doesn't mean much.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (IhIKR)
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40 You know, if you ignore things like this long enough you just get used to them the way they are.
Posted by: Weasel
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I have come to regard dust as a protective coating.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:24 PM (XeU6L)
It's also a detection system...hard to take something without it being obvious in the dust...and hard to redust perfectly.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (ynpvh)
46
My FWP or maybe TWP depending on one's opinion, is I think I may be turning cannibal. But you shouldn't be alarmed because it's a strange egotistical version of cannibalism where I'm only interested in my own deliciousness.
This morning I've tried to cook myself two different ways. First, I thoroughly braised my belly and loins with bacon grease fumbling with a frying pan and a jar. Then I nicely sauteed my fingertips seasoning the frying pan. I wish I'd stop. And the thing is, I've smelled me, I surely wouldn't want to eat me. So it's perplexing to say the least.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (3uBP9)
47I watched Black Bag yesterday (which I thought was pretty good) and the spy headquarters had what looked like regular glass but with the touch of a button turned cloudy to provide privacy.
Two of my daughters work in offices where privacy is critical. They have rooms with glass walls like that.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (Riz8t)
We finally got the gauzy new curtains hung, and they are stunning. Only problem is the cats have clawed at them and marred/snagged some of the fabric.
Are we taking them down and getting new curtains? Are you kidding me? After all that work? Heck no.
Also oldest son is the one that hung them. There is a gap between the curtains and the calling of about 2-3 inches, and the modern thing is to put the curtains all the way to the top so they feel taller and more elegant. But it took a year to get them up. So they are staying up as is!
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (gWBY1)
51
43 It's the fourth day of Christmas. There are 8 more.
This is why you don't start celebrating too early. Now you are burned-out.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (qFwJc)
4 calling birds? Tomorrow will make Gollum excited...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (ynpvh)
And I've never seen Blanchett look sexier.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:24 PM (QVzW0)
Oh, and yes. There WAS a diverse cast, but this was about Brit intelligence, and I'm gonna assume that was a pretty accurate representation of the people they have working for them these days.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:26 PM (QVzW0)
53
I have curtains. Ergo, I really don't care. Leveling amounts to nothing more than a few seconds of 'push-pull' on the brackets that hold the curtain rods and stopping when it all looks 'right'.
Posted by: Dr_No at December 28, 2025 02:26 PM (ayRl+)
54
42 The ones that could turn opaque or clear at the press of a button.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 02:19 PM (mlg/3)
I think they exist. Or at least I have seen video of them, which in this day and age with AI, doesn't mean much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 02:24 PM (n9ltV)
They require electricity...but losing electricity is a 3rd world problem, not a first one, therefore Kalifornia is a 3rd world entity.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:26 PM (ynpvh)
55
Just take it down and hang a big black velvet blanket of the Doors or a rainbow pot leaf.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 02:26 PM (kpS4V)
56
Two of my daughters work in offices where privacy is critical. They have rooms with glass walls like that.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (Riz8t)
Just another example of The Deep State having tech they don't let us little people have.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:27 PM (QVzW0)
57Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (gWBY1)
We have gauzy stuff on our front door, and it never fails to irritate me.
58
Just brick up the window. You don't really need all those windows. One percenters!
Posted by: bear
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If you tour England, you wil see numerous old buildings with bricked-up windows. Why?
A window tax was imposed in England (and later Scotland and Ireland) from 1696 to 1851. The tax was a form of property tax based on the number of windows in a house and was introduced as an alternative to an income tax, which was considered intrusive at the time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2025 02:28 PM (g8Ew8)
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56 Two of my daughters work in offices where privacy is critical. They have rooms with glass walls like that.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (Riz8t)
Just another example of The Deep State having tech they don't let us little people have.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:27 PM (QVzW0)
They probably have those monitor screen covers that reduce the viewable angle to just a few degrees...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:28 PM (ynpvh)
61
Hardwood with a well-manicured throw rug is nice.
Posted by: What? I'm talking interior decorating you pervs! at December 28, 2025 02:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2025 02:29 PM (dGdfE)
64
Just take it down and hang a big black velvet blanket of the Doors or a rainbow pot leaf.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 02:26 PM (kpS4V)
Beads! Strips of beads. Even the bathroom windows, because like, man, the body is natural, man. We should let the whole world see it. Man.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:29 PM (QVzW0)
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64 Just take it down and hang a big black velvet blanket of the Doors or a rainbow pot leaf.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 02:26 PM (kpS4V)
Beads! Strips of beads. Even the bathroom windows, because like, man, the body is natural, man. We should let the whole world see it. Man.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:29 PM (QVzW0)
Admiral Ackbar has some nudity for you...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
66
Shades and blinds will not remain straight for long no matter what. This is why classy people use cardboard.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:30 PM (OWovX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 02:31 PM (wglpN)
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They probably have those monitor screen covers that reduce the viewable angle to just a few degrees...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:28 PM (ynpvh)
Just like our pooter screens. Sure, you can put tape over your camera, but the screen itself... they're watching everything we do.
Ev. Er. Eeeee. Thing!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:31 PM (QVzW0)
Posted by: Dr_No at December 28, 2025 02:31 PM (ayRl+)
73
I just got done painting the hallway (first coat, anyway). Prepping and taping is such a bitch.
It's poorly lit so I'm not too worried about glitches. I need to touch up the molding anyway.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 02:31 PM (kpS4V)
74
You know, if you ignore things like this long enough you just get used to them the way they are.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 02:12 PM (Jtz/H)
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That's just crazy talk.
-Herbert Marcuse
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:31 PM (OWovX)
75
Just take it down and hang a big black velvet blanket of the Doors or a rainbow pot leaf.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 02:26 PM (kpS4V)
Newspapers.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (g8Ew8)
76
That's one of the curtains the cats like to mess with, so if anyone gets a gander of me in the shower, that's THEIR problem, not mine.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:16 PM (QVzW0)
OW, MY EYES!!
Posted by: Burt's neighbor poking eyes out with a stick at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (5xuJ/)
77
BurtTC, I so appreciate Shoeonhead for attacking the MAP/pedo/groomer stuff from day one, when the left was trying to shape it into a protected lifestyle, and not the evil crime it truly is. And now that she's in momma bear Shoe mode, I think that will amp up to 11. Bless her.
Her vid on women and their modern obsession with beast/lady pron was hysterical. Highly recommend.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (gWBY1)
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Admiral Ackbar has some nudity for you...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
Far out!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (QVzW0)
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71 They probably have those monitor screen covers that reduce the viewable angle to just a few degrees...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:28 PM (ynpvh)
Just like our pooter screens. Sure, you can put tape over your camera, but the screen itself... they're watching everything we do.
Ev. Er. Eeeee. Thing!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:31 PM (QVzW0)
Had someone tell me they put black electrical tape over their camera, but the camera still knew when he was in front of the computer...perhaps enough IR was being picked up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at December 28, 2025 02:33 PM (MNCvZ)
83
Scraped off driveway
But the scrap frozen water does go back to ground so 100% recycling
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 02:33 PM (Ia/+0)
84
BurtTC, I so appreciate Shoeonhead for attacking the MAP/pedo/groomer stuff from day one, when the left was trying to shape it into a protected lifestyle, and not the evil crime it truly is. And now that she's in momma bear Shoe mode, I think that will amp up to 11. Bless her.
Her vid on women and their modern obsession with beast/lady pron was hysterical. Highly recommend.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (gWBY1)
Yep. She still identifies as a liberal or whatever, but she's smart and funny.
And cute!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:34 PM (QVzW0)
Posted by: Dr_No at December 28, 2025 02:35 PM (ayRl+)
86
My FWP ties in with yesterday's hobbie thread. The lack of a 3D Printer in my house. I mentioned a high risk investment I was going to make. Double Double Bonus Poker until broke or could afford one.
The pot thread had me wanting a beer so I went to the Little-2- Convienent store for one and enacted the plan. Well at $27.50 into my plan I was dealt 3 of 4 of a Royal Flush in hearts with the 4 of hearts. Rule number 4 of Reforger rule for poker is always go for the flush. I didn't. I dropped the 2 cards and hit a Royal for $1000.00.
I'm off now to buy my printer.
Posted by: Reforger at December 28, 2025 02:35 PM (EjADr)
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Had someone tell me they put black electrical tape over their camera, but the camera still knew when he was in front of the computer...perhaps enough IR was being picked up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (ynpvh)
Some say it's all been recorded, everything we do online.
It's in some databank somewhere. So of course the question is, "Why should I care, since I'm not doing anything wrong?"
Sure. Until you do. When they're the ones decided what's wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:35 PM (QVzW0)
88
I'm happy to report that I have no current FWP.
I'm sure that will change soon though.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 28, 2025 02:36 PM (abIsI)
89
I only learned about beast/dino porn on this upstanding fine military blog, and totally not from my Amazon algorithm.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 02:36 PM (kpS4V)
90
Scraped off driveway
But the scrap frozen water does go back to ground so 100% recycling
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 02:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Frozen water? Like the stuff I get out of my fridge's ice dispenser?
Why would there be any on the driveway?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:36 PM (QVzW0)
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I have curtains. Ergo, I really don't care. Leveling amounts to nothing more than a few seconds of 'push-pull' on the brackets that hold the curtain rods and stopping when it all looks 'right'.
Posted by: Dr_No
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I have curtains or drapes on all windows...but they have their own drawbacks. Wait...did I make a pun? Anyhow, there are issues of lint created by the curtains/drapes themslves, as well as household lint/dust collected by the fabrics which is swirled out when they are opened/closed. They also must be cleaned periodically on account of household aromas, cooking & etc.
My rationale has mostly to do with insulation during winter months, it gets cold up here in Appalchia.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (XeU6L)
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78 Admiral Ackbar has some nudity for you...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
Far out!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (QVzW0)
For BurtTC...
https://tinyurl.com/cd9fm5z9
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (ynpvh)
93
>>> I think I'll just paint the windows black.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 02:28 PM (n9ltV)
Peel and stick stained glass on your windows? It looks really pretty. Or I've seen people paint their own fake lead/glass designs on windows and it turns out cool. But there's a whole process.
My husband is obsessed with the shades that fold down like yours. A house with them near us went up for sale, and he joked we should move there just for the shades. (Yeah, not happening. I hate moving.) I never thought about the window frames resettling and causing issues! The things you don't think about.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (g8Ew8)
95
Wouldn't the DEA consider that probable cause to raid your house looking for grow lights and weed?
Posted by: HTL at December 28, 2025 02:32 PM (+Wg2L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 02:38 PM (2vrAX)
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@ 86 My FWP ties in with yesterday's hobbie thread. The lack of a 3D Printer in my house. I mentioned a high risk investment I was going to make. Double Double Bonus Poker until broke or could afford one. ______________________________________________
Existentially, everything in everyone's house is already '3D' … it's just a problem in definitional terminology, yes? Don't small the sweat stuff …
Posted by: Dr_No at December 28, 2025 02:39 PM (ayRl+)
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I never thought about the window frames resettling and causing issues! The things you don't think about.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (gWBY1)
Uh...these posts are 99% silly. I wouldn't worry too much about your window frames being out of plumb.
99
Why are all our distilleries shutting down? Is this because of tariffs? Seems like everyday another one has shutdown.
Posted by: Case at December 28, 2025 02:40 PM (G1OIb)
100
For BurtTC...
https://tinyurl.com/cd9fm5z9
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (ynpvh)
I shouldn't have.
I did, but I shouldn't have.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:40 PM (QVzW0)
101
Or remove the entire foundation, dig to bedrock, and sink pilings so that there is a stable base for everything!
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Wait until the government mandates it the way they did on the Gulf Coast, you know, to protect the home owner. It'll price out everthing. You'll love it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:41 PM (5uRA0)
102
100 For BurtTC...
https://tinyurl.com/cd9fm5z9
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (ynpvh)
I shouldn't have.
I did, but I shouldn't have.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:40 PM (QVzW0)
Was it good for you too?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 28, 2025 02:41 PM (ynpvh)
103
Why are all our distilleries shutting down? Is this because of tariffs? Seems like everyday another one has shutdown.
Posted by: Case at December 28, 2025 02:40 PM (G1OIb)
Young people have quit drinking as much.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2025 02:42 PM (g8Ew8)
104 Uh...these posts are 99% silly. I wouldn't worry too much about your window frames being out of plumb.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Ha! I'm thinking your house isn't 70 years old. As we speak I have doors that are waiting for me to shim the hinges...even kitchen cabinet doors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:43 PM (XeU6L)
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102 100 For BurtTC...
https://tinyurl.com/cd9fm5z9
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (ynpvh)
I shouldn't have.
I did, but I shouldn't have.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:40 PM (QVzW0)
Was it good for you too? _____________________________
Was anyone else watching … ?
Posted by: Dr_No at December 28, 2025 02:43 PM (ayRl+)
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4 Hang a blanket over the window.
Posted by: davidt
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Where's the valence? Hang a valence square and you're done.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:43 PM (5uRA0)
107
Was it good for you too?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 28, 2025 02:41 PM (ynpvh)
In a way, yes.
I'm gonna have to say 10 Hail Marys, and 20 Our Fathers.
So I got that going for me.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:44 PM (QVzW0)
108
Sheers, that blind is bald, put up sheers over the blinds then put up the valence.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:45 PM (5uRA0)
109
Call de birds ...
call de birds ...
call de birds ...
call de birds ...
Posted by: Adriane the Not Enough Christmas Lights, the Airplanes Are NOT Circling Yet Critic . . . at December 28, 2025 02:45 PM (3ZUWJ)
110
Why are all our distilleries shutting down? Is this because of tariffs? Seems like everyday another one has shutdown.
Posted by: Case at December 28, 2025 02:40 PM (G1OIb)
My guess is that bourbon's decade-long boom has resulted in a ton of overproduction.
111
Here is a REAL first World Problem: A major bank which was selling huge amounts of paper silver short is going to fail next week; they are bankrupt. There is a reason that JP Morgan switched from short selling silver to a long position (betting silver prices will go up). This is the opening shot of something that may make 2026 look like something that makes the crash of 2008 look like a joyous walk in the financial park.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 28, 2025 02:45 PM (Da7Vv)
112
Young people have quit drinking as much.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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At the risk of crossing the beams, a local brewery scored a marketing twofer by naming their Brewery/beer 'Wicked Weed'. A sure, and very successful, fit for my progressive burg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:46 PM (XeU6L)
113
Ha! I'm thinking your house isn't 70 years old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:43 PM (XeU6L)
114
Just found out they no longer make drawstring shades. Too many babies hung themselves I guess.
I have a couple of those supposedly self adjusting pull down shades. None hang straight, at least one has just given up and dropped to the floor. Good thing the house is mostly empty.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 02:46 PM (sl73Y)
115
>>> Yep. She still identifies as a liberal or whatever, but she's smart and funny.
She did an ode to...Huey Long, of all people. Socialist grifter Huey Long. Yikes. Her heart's in the right place, bless her, even if it beats for socialists like Bernie and Huey.
But she has that NY/NJ way of telling it to you straight, even if you don't wanna hear it. She's been telling the left for years not to abandon men. And now they can't figure out why Gen z men are ditching the left. She told ya! It's in all right there in her vids.
Not that I want to do the DNC's work for them...but instead of hiring that fat man hating chick as a consultant to attract Gen z men back, they should have put Shoe on speed dial. But I'm not going to stop my opponent when they are punching themselves in the face. By all means, punch away...that will show the right! Keep calling all men racist evil fascists. It will finally work in 2026!
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:47 PM (gWBY1)
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113 Ha! I'm thinking your house isn't 70 years old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:43 PM (XeU6L)
95 years old!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 02:46 PM (n9ltV)
The electrical wiring must be a DREAM!...
I mean, a nightmare is a dream too!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
117I mean, a nightmare is a dream too!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
That might explain "dream weddings"...
Posted by: Adriane the Not Enough Christmas Lights, the Airplanes Are NOT Circling Yet Critic . . . at December 28, 2025 02:49 PM (3ZUWJ)
118
The electrical wiring must be a DREAM!...
I mean, a nightmare is a dream too!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
It was rewired in the modern era, and half the house is a modern addition, so we dodged a bullet with that.
119 I guess the first step is to dig out the foundation and relevel it. Or perhaps raze the house, level the foundation, and rebuild.
Or remove the entire foundation, dig to bedrock, and sink pilings so that there is a stable base for everything!
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Mr. Dildo Builds His Dream House
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 02:49 PM (tgvbd)
120 95 years old!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Yikes! I'm simultaneously envious, and not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:49 PM (XeU6L)
121
Just found out they no longer make drawstring shades. Too many babies hung themselves I guess.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 02:46 PM (sl73Y)
Yeah, but only the ones who ate the lead paint off the windowsills.
Or... Oh good! If they hung themselves, hopefully someone got them down. Now, if they HANGED themselves....
Alright, I know. 10 more Hail Marys, and 30 more Our Fathers.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:50 PM (QVzW0)
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Why are all our distilleries shutting down? Is this because of tariffs? Seems like everyday another one has shutdown.
Posted by: Case at December 28, 2025 02:40 PM (G1OIb)
I read an article on a distillery shutting down. Headline tried to paint it as a collapse of the liquor industry. Turns out it was a micro-business that had only been open for three years. Then one of the many Jim Beam distilleries closes for remodeling. Again, it is the end of alcohol in America.
I think I detect the hand of Big Marijuana behind these propaganda pieces.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 02:50 PM (tTwk7)
123
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Ha! I'm thinking your house isn't 70 years old. As we speak I have doors that are waiting for me to shim the hinges...even kitchen cabinet doors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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There's Tube video on that.
Take the pin out of the top hinge, drive the wedge at the door squaring it. Now, the hinge is not even. I forget the tool used but he bent the hinge into alignment.
It looked good on the screen.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:50 PM (5uRA0)
124
The electrical wiring must be a DREAM!...
I mean, a nightmare is a dream too!
Posted by: jim
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What are you, some kind of elitist?
Posted by: Knob and tube at December 28, 2025 02:51 PM (XeU6L)
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> I read an article on a distillery shutting down. Headline tried to paint it as a collapse of the liquor industry.
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Bloated inventory. The tariffs might (might) play a bit part. But the Bourbon industry goes through a glut of product about every 5-7 years.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 02:52 PM (NwnyJ)
126
124 The electrical wiring must be a DREAM!...
I mean, a nightmare is a dream too!
Posted by: jim
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What are you, some kind of elitist?
Posted by: Knob and tube at December 28, 2025 02:51 PM (XeU6L)
Eh, my house is around 50 years old...modern wiring.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
127
I think the left would dump somolia in a hot minute if the new ukraine based fraud from the new peace deal "rebuilding" is more lucrative. And I am betting it will be in spades.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 02:53 PM (3uBP9)
128
Bloated inventory. The tariffs might (might) play a bit part. But the Bourbon industry goes through a glut of product about every 5-7 years.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 02:52 PM (NwnyJ)
Agreed. And the run up of prices to match the secondary market is driving away customers from the middle and sort-of-high-end bourbons.
129
@MAstronomers
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Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:54 PM (ZxPkt)
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CBD, I love the first world problem posts! And just because it's silly compared to other real issues, doesn't means it's not a pain in the ass.
For example... we finally checked all the circuit breakers on the electrical panel to see what rooms are on what circuit. We've been having circuits break and the lights short out. Like, I turn on the toaster, the crock pot, and the stove, and the kitchen's circuit breaker gets triggered. Well, there are rooms on the same circuit that are high usage rooms, we wouldn't have thought were tied together. We can't undo it, but now we know.
It's a pain! But we will survive. Barely. (I kid! Sort of.)
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:54 PM (gWBY1)
131
There's Tube video on that.
Take the pin out of the top hinge, drive the wedge at the door squaring it. Now, the hinge is not even. I forget the tool used but he bent the hinge into alignment.
It looked good on the screen.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I am, unfortunately, familiar with the process. but it is 'make do', and works, but the frame remains out of kilter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 02:55 PM (XeU6L)
132
Holy shit, this Seahawks panthers game sucks. Yeah, we just scored, but boring and sloppy and Sam Donaldson needs to have someone slap some sense into him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 02:55 PM (IhIKR)
133
Not that I want to do the DNC's work for them...but instead of hiring that fat man hating chick as a consultant to attract Gen z men back, they should have put Shoe on speed dial. But I'm not going to stop my opponent when they are punching themselves in the face. By all means, punch away...that will show the right! Keep calling all men racist evil fascists. It will finally work in 2026!
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:47 PM (gWBY1)
I think women like her tend to either join us on the dark side, or check out of politics altogether.
There's only so many contradictions you can take before it hits you square in the eyes.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:55 PM (SJrOE)
134
Checked the seismic activity in Northern NJ. Seems an "extinct" volcano in North Haledon has woken up, and is fixin' to blow sky-high. Your blinds may be a final warning. Leave Now!! Do you have any cool mosaics that may be excavated a couple thousand years from now?
Posted by: Last Days Of Pompeii at December 28, 2025 02:55 PM (oftw2)
135They require electricity...but losing electricity is a 3rd world problem, not a first one, therefore Kalifornia is a 3rd world entity.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I don't think they require much if they were solid state like the liquid crystal watches from the 80's. The only electricity required was to change the 'state.' Warning: I am not a EE.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 02:56 PM (mlg/3)
136
Well, there are rooms on the same circuit that are high usage rooms, we wouldn't have thought were tied together. We can't undo it, but now we know.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:54 PM (gWBY1)
137
@100/BurtTC: "I shouldn't have. I did, but I shouldn't have."
Acme has an exciting new product for you, my friend!
Posted by: Introducing new Acme Industrial Strength Eye Bleach! at December 28, 2025 02:57 PM (O7YUW)
138
This means that the life may actually been delivered to Earth from space
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:54 PM (ZxPkt)
Evolved on the warm oceans on meteorites ?
First heard this theory 25+ years ago and still not buying.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 28, 2025 02:57 PM (kvcnI)
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129 @MAstronomers
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Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:54 PM (ZxPkt)
Asteroid Benu
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh)
140
Who blew the margins? Impossible to read on my phone now.
Thanks, butthead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 02:57 PM (IhIKR)
141
Bloated inventory. The tariffs might (might) play a bit part. But the Bourbon industry goes through a glut of product about every 5-7 years.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 02:52 PM (NwnyJ)
I, for one, welcome the coming of white paper quart cartons that only say "Bourbon" on the outside in black letters.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 02:59 PM (tTwk7)
142
Having a single breaker box is such a nice convenience. Compared to four different boxes installed in different eras, at different technological periods of hominid existence, like a friggin museum exhibit on "Electricity and Man!" The screw in kind, the giant tube kind, some throw switches, some inside the house, some outside. No one knows what it all is hooked up to. I'm so happy to wipe my hands clean of that.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 02:59 PM (3uBP9)
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Eh, my house is around 50 years old...modern wiring.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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You're in the aluminum fad period.
Got aluminum?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 03:00 PM (5uRA0)
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135 They require electricity...but losing electricity is a 3rd world problem, not a first one, therefore Kalifornia is a 3rd world entity.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I don't think they require much if they were solid state like the liquid crystal watches from the 80's. The only electricity required was to change the 'state.' Warning: I am not a EE.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 02:56 PM (mlg/3)
Shouldn't require much electricity, that is true. It mostly depends on the structure and how it reacts to electricity. If there are two stable states, only requiring an electric field to swap them, then doesn't require much...maybe refreshing to keep its current state...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:00 PM (ynpvh)
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>>> 97 @ 86 My FWP ties in with yesterday's hobbie thread. The lack of a 3D Printer in my house. I mentioned a high risk investment I was going to make. Double Double Bonus Poker until broke or could afford one.
What kind of things do you want to make with your 3D printer? I mentioned in the hobby thread I got my hubby a 3D printer for under $500, and that cost included the printer, the curing station, and the resin bath. He loves it and it's had no problems. But it's a true hobby printer. He uses it to make mini figs and cute presents for us. And has printed stuff for me to teach Sunday school lessons and make cute 3D takeaways for the kids.
He also made a one-inch high 3D rendering of a penis, to throws at one of our problem child teens when he's being an actual dick, bwahaha.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 03:01 PM (gWBY1)
146
Who blew the margins? Impossible to read on my phone now.
Thanks, butthead.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at #75 did. My back's out, so you'll have to lift him into the barrel.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 03:01 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 03:01 PM (Ia/+0)
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143 Eh, my house is around 50 years old...modern wiring.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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You're in the aluminum fad period.
Got aluminum?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 03:00 PM (5uRA0)
Nope, real Cu wiring...just after the Al fad. My parents, on the other hand, had issues...I've seen what Al wires look like when a pin-hole leak forms in the insulation on underground wires...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:02 PM (ynpvh)
149
Do you have any cool mosaics that may be excavated a couple thousand years from now?
Posted by: Last Days Of Pompeii at December 28, 2025 02:55 PM (oftw2)
150
Holy shit, this Seahawks panthers game sucks. Yeah, we just scored, but boring and sloppy and Sam Donaldson needs to have someone slap some sense into him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 02:55 PM (IhIKR)
Too bad that David Brinkley is dead.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 03:02 PM (tTwk7)
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146 Who blew the margins? Impossible to read on my phone now.
Thanks, butthead.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at #75 did. My back's out, so you'll have to lift him into the barrel.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 03:01 PM (mlg/3)
How'd they do it? I don't see any URLs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:03 PM (ynpvh)
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>>> Nope, real Cu wiring...just after the Al fad. My parents, on the other hand, had issues...I've seen what Al wires look like when a pin-hole leak forms in the insulation on underground wires...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:02 PM (ynpvh)
I had bare wires wrapped in paper and cloth, like the mummies. I assume similar carbon dating.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 03:04 PM (3uBP9)
153Here is a REAL first World Problem: A major bank which was selling huge amounts of paper silver short is going to fail next week; they are bankrupt.
"The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent." Even if you're a bank. Why anyone would risk their entire business on a single position baffles me.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 03:04 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)
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>>> Holy shit, this Seahawks panthers game sucks. Yeah, we just scored, but boring and sloppy and Sam Donaldson needs to have someone slap some sense into him.
Ah, you reminded me there's a Kraken game today!
Utah finally got their NHL team officially named the Mammoths. That's fine and all, but I really wanted the Yeti! But there's an Utah grown company named Yeti, and they worried about brand confusion. (I say have Yeti sponsor the Yeti. Problem solved! But they didn't listen to me.)
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 03:05 PM (gWBY1)
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153 Here is a REAL first World Problem: A major bank which was selling huge amounts of paper silver short is going to fail next week; they are bankrupt.
"The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent." Even if you're a bank. Why anyone would risk their entire business on a single position baffles me.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 03:04 PM (3nLb4)
They don't; they risk it on HUNDREDS of such risky positions.
There. Feel better now?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:05 PM (ynpvh)
157How'd they do it? I don't see any URLs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Copy n' pasting the full 'Posted by:' text into a Word product probably.
PS, we don't need the full 'Posted by:' line for ref.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 03:06 PM (mlg/3)
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136 Well, there are rooms on the same circuit that are high usage rooms, we wouldn't have thought were tied together. We can't undo it, but now we know.
Posted by: LizLem
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If, perchance, you cross paths with an electrician that does work on the side for cash an extra circuit is reletively inexpensive.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 03:06 PM (5uRA0)
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PS, we don't need the full 'Posted by:' line for ref.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2025 03:06 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 03:07 PM (SJrOE)
161139 129 @MAstronomers
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Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:54 PM (ZxPkt)
I love this. OK, guys, all the construction material is scattered around a vacant lot; bricks, lumber, nails, wire, concrete, PVC. We are almost looking at a finished mansion here!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 28, 2025 03:07 PM (NCERT)
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157 How'd they do it? I don't see any URLs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Copy n' pasting the full 'Posted by:' text into a Word product probably.
PS, we don't need the full 'Posted by:' line for ref.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
so I guess that'll be the next prohibition along with long URLs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
163
Doors are usually easy to fix
Posted by: Skip
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Easy for you to say.
Posted by: Jim Morrison at December 28, 2025 03:08 PM (XeU6L)
164
If there is DNA and RNA found from space I'd be ok with it producing a naked Matilde May.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 03:09 PM (2vrAX)
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I ran across an after hours electrician and put two circuits in the kitchen, one in the office and one in the bedroom. Wow, talking about twentieth century.
Electrician said he's put two kids through college this way.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 03:09 PM (5uRA0)
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>>> If, perchance, you cross paths with an electrician that does work on the side for cash an extra circuit is reletively inexpensive.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 03:06 PM (5uRA0)
I wanted a few things done. Like separate fan/light switches in a few rooms. Things like that. I think the quote came out to be 30 - 40K. Yeah, that would be a big no thank you chief.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 03:09 PM (3uBP9)
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So, here's a bit of a FWP.... batteries. Not the rechargeable kind. Just your normal Duracell or Eveready brands.
They suck.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 03:09 PM (NwnyJ)
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Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:54 PM (ZxPkt)
I love this. OK, guys, all the construction material is scattered around a vacant lot; bricks, lumber, nails, wire, concrete, PVC. We are almost looking at a finished mansion here!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 28, 2025 03:07 PM (NCERT)
Have 100,000 monkeys throw it all together for 100 million years for yer mansion...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
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Panspermia
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[leafs through Atlas...without luck]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 03:10 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 28, 2025 03:11 PM (NCERT)
173
A bank failure over short selling paper silver? The only solution then is digital money from the Fed. Real money is too volatile
Posted by: Accomack at December 28, 2025 03:11 PM (/Chlc)
174
Have 100,000 monkeys throw it all together for 100 million years for yer mansion...
Posted by: jim
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Pretty sure that has been disproven.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 03:12 PM (XeU6L)
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173 A bank failure over short selling paper silver? The only solution then is digital money from the Fed. Real money is too volatile
Posted by: Accomack at December 28, 2025 03:11 PM (/Chlc)
LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
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>>> If there is DNA and RNA found from space I'd be ok with it producing a naked Matilde May.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 03:09 PM (2vrAX)
Naked Mathilda Mays from space can get a bit bitey. Just so you know.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 03:12 PM (3uBP9)
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174 Have 100,000 monkeys throw it all together for 100 million years for yer mansion...
Posted by: jim
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Pretty sure that has been disproven.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 03:12 PM (XeU6L)
Forgot the /sarc...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
178and totally not from my Amazon algorithm.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 02:36 PM
Pssssst .... you know who'd really like to be in the mix of your Amazon algorithm?
Us.
Posted by: Pants at December 28, 2025 03:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 28, 2025 03:13 PM (r9OA5)
180
Okay, who jizzed on the Benu sample?...That's NOT what Panspermia means!
Posted by: Scientist at December 28, 2025 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
181
I had some of those fancy new shades installed when all of the windows were replaced and I don't even know how to lower them. They used to have a string.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 28, 2025 03:14 PM (nljXp)
182
Oh, speaking of very much NOT first world problems...
I finally read Tina Peter's Christmas message on social media. Holy cow. I can't imagine wanting to be a county clerk to help your DMV be more efficient, and then get mixed up in standing up against election fraud and getting jailed for it. Brave woman. I hope she gets back home soon! She was pardoned, get her outta there.
Obrego Garcia freed and Tina jailed, what a world...
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 03:15 PM (gWBY1)
I knew you were being facetious, but I don't have much to work with.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 03:15 PM (XeU6L)
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Grok@grok . Dec 26
Replying to @2448Reda971 @satyamshivam64 @silvertrade
Paper silver (futures, ETFs) holds value based on market prices and contracts, but it's not physical metal—risks include counterparty default in squeezes.
The $75 threshold causing bank defaults is a rumor in metals communities, tied to alleged short positions, but unverified by major sources. Silver's at ~$77/oz now; watch for volatility
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 03:15 PM (5uRA0)
185
Who knew some asteriods are a good source of vitamins?
"The analysis revealed that the concentration of N-heterocycles is approximately 5 nmol/g, 5-10 times higher than that reported from Ryugu. In addition to the five nitrogenous bases -- adenine, guanine, cytosine, thymine and uracil -- required for building DNA and RNA, the researchers also found xanthine, hypoxanthine, and nicotinic acid (vitamin B3)."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 28, 2025 03:19 PM (ynpvh)
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The $75 threshold causing bank defaults is a rumor in metals communities, tied to alleged short positions, but unverified by major sources. Silver's at ~$77/oz now; watch for volatility
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 03:15 PM
Silver spot just hit $81.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2025 03:19 PM (0N4FZ)
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>>> Electrician said he's put two kids through college this way. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 03:09 PM (5uRA0)
I'm seriously pushing one of my kids to go to trade school. I think he'd struggle in college, and likes working with his hands. If you need an AI proof job field, electrician is not a bad one to pick!
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 03:20 PM (gWBY1)
188Who knew some asteriods are a good source of vitamins?
the researchers also found xanthine, hypoxanthine, and nicotinic acid (vitamin B3)."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Well, they're obviously minerals, wouldn't it just make sense that they'd have vitamins, too?
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2025 03:21 PM (nhCoE)
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A bank failure over short selling paper silver? The only solution then is digital money from the Fed. Real money is too volatile
Posted by: Accomack at December 28, 2025 03:11 PM (/Chlc)
Maybe it's not, but I always figured "paper" silver and gold was mostly just fraud.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 03:22 PM (8sydA)
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154 Panspermia
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)
Now it's a cooking thread?
Posted by: Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried at December 28, 2025 03:22 PM (TbWk/)
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Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:54 PM
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*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Scientist with Dandruff at December 28, 2025 03:23 PM (Ijbq0)
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 03:23 PM (ZxPkt)
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Panspermia
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)
I'm too lazy to read upthread.
Has The Paolo weighed in on this?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 03:25 PM (2WIwB)
197Shades and blinds will not remain straight for long no matter what. This is why classy people use cardboard.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I can only afford newspaper, but it works well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Save up for some cardboard. There's places that call for light-filtering newsprint, and others for light-blocking corrugated.
Posted by: Impropriety Brothers at December 28, 2025 03:26 PM (nhCoE)
198
Most economical fix would be to put a 1" shim or block under all of your shoes, flip-flops, and slippers. We also sell a 1" gel insert that we put in all our MySlipper products. Promo Code: Garrett
Posted by: Mike Lindell at December 28, 2025 03:27 PM (oftw2)
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Silver spot just hit $81.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2025 03:19 PM (0N4FZ)
I have coins and bars, because I like silver.
I suppose I could take them somewhere and get more than twice what I paid for them, but I'm not gonna.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 03:23 PM
Same here. For years I would buy silver american eagles, sometimes 10-20 at a time. I have a bunch of them that I could sell but I am not planning on it.
First of all I would have to go to Dallas to find a dealer that would buy that many coins at one time and second I have no idea what I would spend the money on. It would probably just go into savings.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2025 03:27 PM (0N4FZ)
200
Hello everyone this is Quarter Twenty with JT and some new technology.
Watch for this nic. It could be a breakthrough.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 03:27 PM (Ohsyb)
201
The powers that be keep changing the rules in football. Especially collage football. It ruins the game. I don't watch it much anymore.
Posted by: Case at December 28, 2025 03:28 PM (G1OIb)
Posted by: JT at December 28, 2025 03:29 PM (Ohsyb)
203
I have 4, 1 oz silver bars I paid $7.50 for back in 87. 2, 1 oz ingots out of the Comstock Load I paid $44.00 each when it was $18.00 and never thought I could make back but here we are.
The tailings of the Comstock are now worth probably a trillion dollars. To bad there is a national historical monument on top of it all.
Posted by: Reforger at December 28, 2025 03:30 PM (EjADr)
204
I have french doors that open onto a balcony out of the bedroom. Very classy. I could go out and address the peasants if I had peasants. I don't have any, but I do have deer that I could address. The french doors have tiny metal blinds but they are in-between the glass panes. And one set have stopped working. And they are stuck in the setting that perfectly reflects morning sun directly into my eyes. No way to fix them without taking that door apart and I assume it was constructed by dwarves far under hill using long forgotten magic so I'm not even going to try.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 03:30 PM (3uBP9)
205
Quarter Twenty, something different than his tablet?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 03:30 PM (sDNVV)
206
What’s causing the squeeze? There is no shortage of silver
Posted by: Accomack at December 28, 2025 03:31 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 03:31 PM (sDNVV)
208You know, if you ignore things like this long enough you just get used to them the way they are.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 02:12 PM
Sage advice, as always!
Posted by: Moldy rice in the rear bag at December 28, 2025 03:31 PM (0sNs1)
209
We had a new foundation done for our 100+ year old house a few years ago. Pier and beam, since that is what was already there.
Unfortunately, many of the wooden floor boards - which are mostly still original to the house - had "permanently" warped over time (and settlement). So even though the foundation is "level", the floor still.....isn't.
The company did a great job, and we recommend them to folks in our historic neighborhood (many of whom have the same issues). The floors aren't going anywhere!
210
What’s causing the squeeze? There is no shortage of silver
Posted by: Accomack at December 28, 2025 03:31 PM (T8bqm)
Increase in vampires and werewolves.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 03:32 PM (KwCuT)
211Panspermia
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)
I'm too lazy to read upthread.
Has The Paolo weighed in on this?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 03:25 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Peter North, proud Canadian and irregular AoSHQ commenter at December 28, 2025 03:33 PM (A8QZ3)
212
This is real. This is happening in N Carolina.
https://tinyurl.com/392w7dsj
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 03:33 PM (ZxPkt)
213
Increase in vampires and werewolves.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 03:32 PM (KwCuT)
Their hair is perfect
Posted by: Awhooooooo! at December 28, 2025 03:34 PM (TbWk/)
214
Nearly all problems with any house are water related. Before you level the house or repair the foundation, do a thorough review of your entire storm drain system. The whole purpose of storm drains is to get water far away from your house, especially at the foundation. Those downspouts that go into a little disperser or the rain chains, don't get the water far enough away from your foundation. The soil will get saturated in the winter and re-dry in the summer over decades and your house will slowly sink making it unlevel a causing foundation cracks.
Repair all of your gutters and downspouts. Install a storm drain system to the nearest pond, ditch, slough or city storm drainage to get rid of the water or your troubles will never end. If you already have a drainage system, make sure it is unclogged.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2025 03:35 PM (PWcY+)
215
I decided to spring for the extra cost and put in plantation shutters for all my window treatments. It’s a guy’s way of not having to put up curtains.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 03:35 PM (KDPiq)
216What’s causing the squeeze? There is no shortage of silver
There is a new generation of silver/carbon batteries just starting. It's my guess that that's the cause.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 03:37 PM (Riz8t)
217 Increase in vampires and werewolves.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 03:32 PM (KwCuT)
Their hair is perfect
Posted by: Awhooooooo! at December 28, 2025 03:34 PM
* smiles *
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 28, 2025 03:38 PM (0sNs1)
218
What’s causing the squeeze? There is no shortage of silver
Posted by: Accomack at December 28, 2025 03:31 PM
There is a physical shortage of silver. AI data centers are being built across the country by the hundreds and they all need huge amounts of silver to build them. They need way more silver than is being mined.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2025 03:39 PM (0N4FZ)
219
2 minutes for my kid to have a good week. If Cleveland blows this game, it may be a very sad New Year for him...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2025 03:40 PM (tOcjL)
220Increase in vampires and werewolves.
Posted by: BurtTC
Isn't that a self-correcting problem?
If I learned one thing from Underworld, it's that Kate Beckinsale looks good in leather, and vampires and werewolves hate each other.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2025 03:40 PM (nhCoE)
221
This is real. This is happening in N Carolina.
https://tinyurl.com/392w7dsj
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 03:33 PM (ZxPkt)
I loved her in "The Fifth Element."
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 03:41 PM (TvPmY)
If I learned one thing from Underworld, it's that Kate Beckinsale looks good in leather, and vampires and werewolves hate each other.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2025 03:40 PM (nhCoE)
I'm pretty sure, according to Twilight rules, they eventually learn to all get along.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 03:43 PM (QbJcY)
223
I have a lot of silver coinage that are just collecting dust. Might as well cash in while I can. I’ll keep what is collectible unless I get appropriate value in addition to spot.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 03:43 PM (KDPiq)
224
@HumbleFlow 51m
"Mrs Bardot was ahead of her time...
“My country, France, my homeland, my land is again invaded by an overpopulation of foreigners, especially Muslims.”
I’m sad she will not live to see TOTAL REMIGRATION and the law enforced again. She would have loved it."
@visegrad24 7h
"The movie star and anti-immigration activist Brigitte Bardot has passed away at the age of 91.
She was convicted 6 times by the French state between 1997 and 2008 for criticising mass-immigration and Islamism."
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 03:43 PM (vbXSk)
225
FWIW, Durham County is so blue it may as well be in a blue state.
https://ballotpedia.org/Lakeshia_Alston
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 28, 2025 03:45 PM (NCERT)
226
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 03:43 PM (vbXSk)
Convicted for criticizing anything is a travesty.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 03:45 PM (KDPiq)
227
"
If, perchance, you cross paths with an electrician that does work on the side for cash an extra circuit is reletively inexpensive".
P0st under the nic bzzzzzt!
Posted by: JT at December 28, 2025 03:46 PM (Ohsyb)
Irreconcilable: "One Toke over the Line" performed by wholesome, Lawrence Welk singers.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 28, 2025 03:52 PM (tlviZ)
234 The shades I had in Germany were the best, bar none.
Posted by: Cow Demon
----
Yep. I loved those things.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Back when the future was so bright.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2025 03:53 PM (pkeXY)
235"The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent." Even if you're a bank. Why anyone would risk their entire business on a single position baffles me.
The perilous combination of greed and stupidity. That will kill you every time. The greed was seeing the huge amount to be made from shorting something. The stupidity was not understanding that a lack of physical supply for a commodity used in industrial amounts trumps paper shorts every time.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 28, 2025 03:55 PM (Da7Vv)
236
It's a lighthearted thread. Try to read the room.
Hiya room!
Posted by: JT at December 28, 2025 03:55 PM (Ohsyb)
237Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 28, 2025 03:52 PM (tlviZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 04:03 PM (lwMpu)
244
Stick on window film. (But do work out the bubbles or that will drive you MAD!)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 28, 2025 04:04 PM (NFX2v)
245After you sell your silver, go long on tulip bulb futures.
Of course what caused the tulip panic was that: "Sorry, other than decoration, what use do tulips have?" Silver on the other hand has irreplaceable metallic industrial properties that can't be replaced by any other element on the periodic table. It is the best conductor of electricity. All those data centers require ton quantities of silver in the computer racks. You can't make solar cells without silver, you can't make the new Samsung Silver-Carbon battery without it, and that battery makes EVs practical. Every Tomahawk cruise missile has 500 oz of silver in it and that silver vanishes into vapor when the missile is used. Silver is not tulips. Have your fun laughing at it - but reality will have the last laugh.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 28, 2025 04:05 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 28, 2025 04:05 PM (NFX2v)
247
Very late to the party here, but the answer to CBD's first world problem blinds is the tension on the strings has changed due to the anchors at the bottom of the window loosening.
I have this same type of blind in camper... always having to adjust the tension on the strings to keep them straight.
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at December 28, 2025 04:14 PM (EmOFw)
248
Uhhh... I guess those aren't anchored on the bottom, but still. Strings aren't adjusted properly. The house isn't leaning!
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at December 28, 2025 04:16 PM (EmOFw)
249What’s causing the squeeze? There is no shortage of silver
Sorry, you are wrong about that. The commercial usage of Silver has exceeded the mine production for the last 5 straight years, and not by a small amount. The deficit for each of those years is about 25% of mine production. Don't believe me? Try to buy a silver on line, or at your local coin dealer. The coin shops in Houston ran out when Silver spot was $50.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 28, 2025 04:18 PM (Da7Vv)
250
My first world problem this month was trying to use up all of the PTO that I can't roll over before the end of the year.
Posted by: Frankie at December 28, 2025 04:26 PM (medbw)
251Yeah...I'll put curtains in a bathroom. Great idea.
YOU PEOPLE!
For those times when you run out of toilet paper.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 06:57 PM (a4flb)
America Is Too Stoned Already: We Don't Need More Marijuana Availability
[Clever readers will notice that this is a repost from last week...Ace stomped it after a half hour or so]
That's where marijuana should remain. Smoky dorm rooms and basements where stupid kids and their even stupider older siblings hang out and solve the ills of the world. But it doesn't belong on our streets or offices, and relaxing federal restrictions will do exactly that. Hell, it's already everywhere in some cities...it's impossible to walk down a NYC street and not smell it.
Rescheduling Marijuana Is the Wrong Call
When it comes to drugs, it’s hard to imagine a Republican president deciding to pick up where his Democratic predecessor left off. Yet that is what President Donald Trump did yesterday, directing the Department of Justice to finalize a process, started under former President Joe Biden, that would recategorize how the federal government views marijuana. In so doing, Trump hands a huge financial benefit to the businesses seeking to profit from making pot more mainstream.
There’s no way of understanding the decision without seeing it as a triumph of commerce over long-standing cultural concerns, and of the libertarian, podcast bro faction of the Right over its traditional socially conservative wing. It’s also the wrong move. Improving the commercial viability of marijuana won’t make America’s citizens healthier or her cities more livable. If the goal of federal policy is to make America great, rather than just delivering benefits to a well-connected industry, yesterday’s executive order should be contested—and rescinded if possible.
America has too many problems without adding more of us getting high regularly. Sure, I sound like somebody who just kicked you off his lawn, but what is the benefit to our culture?
[Yes, there is a song behind the graphic!]
Bardot will be missed. She had more balls than anyone else in France, and most people in this country. She spent her golden years in court fighting the power for speaking the truth. That homos are wrecking French culture. That Muslims are filthy savages who need to be thrown out of France. That #MeToo actresses are hypocrites and cockteases.
She was persecuted and repeatedly prosecuted by the homos, cockteases, hypocrites, and filthy savages of France, and now every obituary pillories her even after she has no way to answer their calumnies.
But she knew all that would happen, and never once bent the knee.
RIP, Ms. Bardot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2025 12:03 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 12:07 PM (fd80v)
13
I effing hate marijuana.
Hate it.
It killed my childhood friend.
Can't stand the smell.
And the shit they sell in the weed shops today is far more potent than they had back then.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 12:08 PM (2WIwB)
14
"It don't pay to be the roller, when there's nothing left to roll."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 12:08 PM (tTwk7)
15
CBD harshin' my mellow! And it's not the first time.
Posted by: Panama Red at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (oftw2)
16
I once saw in a documentary that smoking reefer causes you to maniacally play the piano while resembling Cosmo Kramer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (0aYVJ)
17
If your nation decides to conduct a "War On Drugs," and the end result is exponentially more drug use among your populace, with all the subsequent cultural and economic disasters associated with it... at some point, don't you have to conclude either:
A: You're doing it wrong, or
2: What you are doing is intentional
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (mNhIh)
18
8
'ELI5 why pot should be treated differently from alcohol.'
(Opinion not fact)
Drunks can be sober when they're not drinking.
Potheads seem to stay at least somewhat stoned all the time (lazy, anyway).
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (fd80v)
19
Oregon has not benefitted from making pot legal.
20
People got high when it was illegal as much as when it’s legal.
Only difference now is it’s more out in the open.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (9c0bR)
21
There are perhaps 7,000 souls in the metropolitan area of the high desert town of Burns, Oregon. The last time I drove through, Burns had 3 weed shops.
Just one more reason why they yearn to join Greater Idaho.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (tTwk7)
It seems like a small problem compared to the broad range of legal pharmaceuticals that turn kids into beaked-up, dickchopping psycho-killers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (BI5O2)
Tru dat.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:16 PM (9c0bR)
30
I’m fortunate that both of my boys have jobs they will lose if they go hot on a drug test. And they respect that.
One less issue for me to worry about.
I smoked plenty of dope in my 20s. Don’t feel the need and have no desire anymore.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:18 PM (Qg+KP)
31
Libertarian side of me says if you grow it yourself and keep it to yourself it nobody else business.
That is about it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 28, 2025 12:18 PM (/lPRQ)
32
I was convinced that the ridiculous numbers of pot shops in town would dwindle with competition, but instead they have expanded and gotten better decor and presentation over time, and more have been added. There are more pot shops than gas stations in town. More than coffee shops.
33
Presdnent Obama had the drugs under control! Trump should be brought up before the Haig and prostituted for human rights because he's blowing up poor Columbean fishers of coler!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at December 28, 2025 12:19 PM (oftw2)
34
The dumbing down of the population continues unabated. It's a stupid move and Trump should reject it.
He should concentrate more on giving us all of our 2A rights back. All of them.
PS: Pam Bondi is sh*t.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 28, 2025 12:19 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (9c0bR)
39
(Opinion not fact)
Drunks can be sober when they're not drinking.
Potheads seem to stay at least somewhat stoned all the time (lazy, anyway).
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (fd80v)
Death data:
1. Fatalities from drunk drivers - Really high
2. Fatalities from high drivers - Really low
C. Fatalities from drunk and high drivers - Really really REALLY high
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (q/UWX)
40
On the other hand, weed is legal in Ontario, Oregon which is fifty miles away from Boise, Idaho, where it is not.
Ontario is the largest city in Malheur County, and legal weed sales were recently calculated to be equivalent to $3000 per resident of the county per year.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (tTwk7)
41
I will wait until one hour sober weighs in.
Posted by: yoeman
Masturbatin Pete will put some knowledge to you.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 28, 2025 12:21 PM (/lPRQ)
42
1) like alcohol, a lot of people cannot use marijuana responsibility.
2) few of the touted benefits are generally applicable to even the target population
3) it still has side effects and downsides
4) as often noted, the cultivars today are way, way more potent than the dirtweed the majority of the "it's not harmful" crowd knew and smoked
We're still about 5 years from seeing what widespread use of gummies and vape looks like.
I don't think it'll be benign.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 12:22 PM (HXT0k)
43
When Gene Wilder took a hit and his first sound after exhaling was high pitch like girls voice only for the first word in the sentence.
Funny.
You don't know, sorry, i can not explain any thing else for today.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:22 PM (EyfuW)
44People got high when it was illegal as much as when it’s legal.
Only difference now is it’s more out in the open.
People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)
45
And the government keeps whistling past the debt graveyard.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (ERYKL)
46
I’m kinda indifferent on this. Legalize it or not whatever. People will do what they do either way.
But it’s the height of of hypocrisy for people who drink to tsk tsk those who smoke.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (9c0bR)
47
Pot shops are as ubiquitous as Starbucks here in Seattle.
They even have pot beer. And pot coffee, baked goods, butters, tinctures and salves. Gummies and candies and sodas. Chips and cookies and pot glazed nuts.
And a cloud on most street corners.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (q0lgp)
48
Marijuana today is significantly stronger than it was 20 years ago due to higher THC levels.
I don't want people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (NpAcC)
49
Bein' high as a kite kept me out of getting killed in several wars. Follow me for more life skills!
Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at December 28, 2025 12:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: yoeman at December 28, 2025 12:24 PM (r2U0A)
51
I grow all my own shit. And I still have most of my marbles. If i could grow coffee and coca here, I'd be totally self-sufficient.
Posted by: Modern Farmer at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (oftw2)
When I lived in Colorado, I know the law said you could grow enough for personal consumption, but if you tried to sell it, either the government gets its cut, or you're breaking the law.
Something tells me the amount of "personal consumption" of coffee, coca, and/or alcohol production, the amount is just about zero, before they come after you.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:24 PM (q/UWX)
52
All good things got to come to an end, it's the same with the wildwood weeds, one day this feller from Washington come by, and spied 'em and turned white as a sheet, and he dug and he burned and he burned and he dug
and he killed all our cute little weeds, and then he drove away.
We just smiled and waved.
Sittin' there on that sack o' seeds...
"Y'all come back now, y'hear!"
Posted by: Cletus, Alabama Hillbilly at December 28, 2025 12:24 PM (R/m4+)
53
>>I don't want people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.
Or drunk. No reason we can't have the same laws for weed as there are for alcohol.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)
54
I need that video of the Velvet Underground's Sister Ray performed on the Lawrence Welk Show and I need it yesterday.
Too stoned to look up on YouTube.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (wBaIH)
55
The last two weeks before my wife passed, gummies were the only thing that gave her an appetite.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (c115l)
56
And the government keeps whistling past the debt graveyard.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (ERYKL)
Not to worry. The Silver Futures Price Apocalypse is going to destroy the banking system next week.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (tTwk7)
57
And the shit they sell in the weed shops today is far more potent than they had back then.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 12:08 PM (2WIwB)
I've heard it described as 'the best weed from the 80s would be considered ditch weed today'.
I wouldn't know. That stuff stinks no matter what decade its from. Never even had one toke let alone one over the line.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (zBIzS)
58
I don't want people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (NpAcC)
So you’re for prohibition of alcohol I take it? And pretty much all pharmaceuticals too?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:26 PM (9c0bR)
59
I noticed the potheads in high school were never really eager to do anything but get high. My ‘theory’ of the drug is that it has an effect on your personality, namely it saps your motivation.
Posted by: Wamphyr at December 28, 2025 12:26 PM (KwjZO)
60
People got high when it was illegal as much as when it’s legal.
Only difference now is it’s more out in the open.
----------------
People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)
I haven't looked at the numbers, but I'm almost certain that's not true. I believe usage has gone up substantially.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (q/UWX)
61
I live in MT and every time a business closes it reopens as a pot shop. Occasionally a casino, although a rare occurrence.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (2NHgQ)
62Posted by: Panama Red at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (oftw2)
63
Hunter Biden has been doing truckloads of every drug on the planet for 40 years and now his art sells for big money.
Posted by: Forgot My Point, Though at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (oftw2)
64
They even have pot beer. And pot coffee, baked goods, butters, tinctures and salves. Gummies and candies and sodas. Chips and cookies and pot glazed nuts.
And a cloud on most street corners.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (q0lgp)
The Spice Must Flow!
Posted by: Stoned Guild Navigators at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (tTwk7)
65
Weed is now so popular that alcohol sales are falling.
It's not unusual for me to smell weed coming from cars as I drive to work.
Then in my work parking lot I pass by multiple cars that reek of pot. This is almost every day.
I work on an automotove assembly line.
It might not be highly physically addictive, but a lot of people sure seem to need it to get thru the day.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM (elaR+)
66
So you’re for prohibition of alcohol I take it? And pretty much all pharmaceuticals too?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:26 PM (9c0bR
*******
Absolutely not.
I hope you're responsible and don't drink and drive.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM (NpAcC)
67
"People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?"
San Francisco answers with an emphatic "YES".
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM (vbXSk)
68It seems like a small problem compared to the broad range of legal pharmaceuticals that turn kids into beaked-up, dickchopping psycho-killers.
I think our country can multi-task such where we can have Crusaders against SSRI/Benzo/Box Wine and have those who are fighting MJ proliferation.
As a Calvinist, unregenerate human behavior will find its desires outside the camp. When culture continues its Congo line dance away from God through its Pied Pipers of Babylon, the untethered will follow and find its desires in whatever is the greater influence.
That is why I sort of was OK with false piety of State Religions, those on the wide path, or nominal Christians, though not regenerate, would at least not be hostile to righteous behavior and would keep their sin in the darkness rather than out in the open.
As the US has reverted to the norms of human history and has rejected Christianity, reclassification of MJ remains in sync with the cultural rot that continues unabated.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM (a4flb)
69
With well over fifty years of both toking and drinking, I've got to say alcohol has gotten me into far more troublesome situations than pot ever has.
But basically it comes down to self control. You've always got to be aware of what you're doing, even when you're doing stupid stuff.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (sl73Y)
70
Or drunk. No reason we can't have the same laws for weed as there are for alcohol.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)
Arizona's laws are very strict. If a cop thinks you're impaired, and they find THC in your system, they're going to charge you with a DUI, and it'll almost certainly stick.
Because the cop says you looked like you were impaired.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (q/UWX)
714) as often noted, the cultivars today are way, way more potent than the dirtweed the majority of the "it's not harmful" crowd knew and smoked
FWIW, I'm not part of that crowd. Nor would I categorically say that about alcohol.
I don't people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.
s/pot/booze/ and I agree with both statements.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (3nLb4)
73
Seeds And Stems (Again) is the saddest country song ever written.
Posted by: The Lost Planet Airmen at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (oftw2)
74
Legalizing weed is problematic - but the culture has already chosen, for better or for worse. The excessive penalties outweigh the minimal effect the laws currently have. At most, make it a traffic ticket level offense but no more. An enhancement to the punishment for other crimes, if committed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (8kBBB)
Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (q71LN)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 12:31 PM (viF8m)
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Virtually everyone I knew in college was either a lush or a stoner or usually both And they all tuned out just fine. The biggest stoner I knew became a really successful Wall St lawyer. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s in the $1000/he range. People have the ability to get high but also take care of business when needed.
The idea that weed turns people into unmotivated losers is backwards. Unmotivated losers are the type who do nothing but smoke weed all day. And that’s ALL they do. But it’s not the weed that made them losers.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:33 PM (9c0bR)
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Mind you, I've no problem with folks smoking weed.
Like, if I ever reach the no responsibility/ all set/ no goals stage of life, I'd smoke a fuckton.
It's just ... High Times was chock-full of stupid arguments back then.
And digitizing them didn't make them more sound.
Just admit you like getting blitzed and stop trying to rationalize it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 12:33 PM (HXT0k)
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62 Posted by: Panama Red at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (oftw2)
Serial numbers on all the products, along with strict liability. If your product ends up in hands that aren't eligible, you will be prosecuted.
Smoking pot was more fun when it was illegal.
Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (e5y2a)
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Second thought, so many people are now on 24 hours a day psychoactive prescribed drugs, uppers and downers of all sorts, that it absolutely drowns out any issues pot is contributing to.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (sl73Y)
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Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (q71LN)
From what I've seen, the data remains somewhat spotty, but apparently there's little or no data that shows smoking weed (or using gummies or vapes) has any better symptom relief than pill form.
The difference is, the pills don't get you high.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (q/UWX)
83Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Waaaayyy back in the day I worked with a guy who remarked "God gave us marijuana so He must have intended for us to use it. Now, we may not be using it the right way..."
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (3nLb4)
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Company has built a few pot shops , working on one now( its a bit of a drive so hope I don't go to that site)
Yet heard one we built isn't in business anymore
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (Ia/+0)
85 "People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?"
A Constitutional Republic requires a self-regulating and religious population, for it is incompatible with any other.
The multi-"culture" economic opportunity zone known as the former United States has such a diluted culture of self-regulation that the alternative is strong authoritarianism or widespread chaos. Looking at this heterogenous dissolved country, it appears that there are pockets of Order surrounded by breakaway regions and fiefdoms shoes culture is largely depravity and lawlessness.
I'm guessing that Ordered areas will still remain ordered, and those in Outer Darkness will continue in their quest for divine judgement.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (a4flb)
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I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (q71LN)
That is what Trump did. By rescheduling it to III it allows for medical usage/testing but not recreational use.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (zBIzS)
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Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (q71LN)
I think that would be the only reason I would do pot. And it would be edibles rather than smoking.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Beverly at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (reMys)
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Even if weed could cut five strokes off my handicap, I would not use it.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (2WIwB)
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On a constitutional point - I do not believe it is Constitutional for our government to make it illegal for you to grow something on your own land and consume it yourself, if you choose to do so. You are not engaging in commerce in any way by doing so.
If you use that opportunity to engage in commerce, then yes that falls under the power of the state. But not if you don’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (8kBBB)
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There is more to weed then just thc. There are other values with unknown metrics. There is a big difference in value of quality whiskeys.
Some of the tenderfoots don't know about how different sativa and indica can be.
You may have had a bad mix that hit you wrong.
It's like sex with a new lover, research his needed to find all the buttons which can open the safe.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (EyfuW)
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Thx CBD. There's a dispensary about a quarter of a mile to the right of me, another about a mile to the left and another just opened about a mile straight ahead of me. There are at least three in the town surrounding my city. I would think we are reaching a saturation point but a lot of stoners around here
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (2vrAX)
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Legalizing weed is problematic - but the culture has already chosen, for better or for worse. The excessive penalties outweigh the minimal effect the laws currently have. At most, make it a traffic ticket level offense but no more. An enhancement to the punishment for other crimes, if committed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (8kBBB)
Agreed. If government wants to help, it should be pumping education out there.
But it seems to have abdicated any role, which I doubt has anything to do with lawmakers being more libertarian, and has everything to do with their preference for stoned citizens.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (q/UWX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (abIsI)
95
Hey everyone.
It's Quarter Twenty.
I'm happy to tell you I'm sitting in the presence of the one, the only, the inimitable...
JT!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (Ohsyb)
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"The idea that weed turns people into unmotivated losers is backwards. Unmotivated losers are the type who do nothing but smoke weed all day. And that’s ALL they do. But it’s not the weed that made them losers."
Kids who would otherwise not be losers become losers because of pot. Not all, but a significant amount. Nobody starts out smoking weed all day.
Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (e5y2a)
97Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched
From what I've seen, the data remains somewhat spotty, but apparently there's little or no data that shows smoking weed (or using gummies or vapes) has any better symptom relief than pill form.
The difference is, the pills don't get you high.
Posted by: BurtTC
Data remains spotty because no one asks. It helped my wife with her appetite.
Did any medical journals ask? No.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (c115l)
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People got high when it was illegal as much as when it’s legal.
Only difference now is it’s more out in the open.
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And the cartels still control the production, distribution and sales.
Recall, there were news reports from the 70s/80s of factory workers drinking alcohol on breaks.
And "Drink like a Colonial" is a fun article; you spend the whole day buzzed.
We Americans have a long, proud history of intoxication, lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 12:39 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 12:39 PM (Ohsyb)
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I've heard it described as 'the best weed from the 80s would be considered ditch weed today'.
I wouldn't know. That stuff stinks no matter what decade its from. Never even had one toke let alone one over the line.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (zBIzS)
Its literally comparing sparkling water to Jack Daniels. A friend of mine said it perfect "I can't take it, if we had this shit back in high school we would have never graduated"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 12:39 PM (snZF9)
TRAVELERS have been warned that they could be hit with hefty penalties if they are being unruly on flights.
The warning comes as a Frontier Airlines passenger was slapped with an eye-watering $25,500 fine after allegedly acting unacceptably toward fellow flyers and staffers.
The misbehavior included repeatedly kicking the aircraft bulkhead, screaming obscenities at other passengers and throwing food.
She also reportedly locked herself in the bathroom for half an hour and refused to get out, despite the seatbelt sign being on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 12:40 PM (L/fGl)
Best wishes to JT. Also "It ain't warm out there."
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 12:40 PM (3nLb4)
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Recall, there were news reports from the 70s/80s of factory workers drinking alcohol on breaks.
And "Drink like a Colonial" is a fun article; you spend the whole day buzzed.
We Americans have a long, proud history of intoxication, lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
3 martini lunch. A fifth in the fourth drawer.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (c115l)
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All weed does for me is put me to sleep. It's a waste of time and money for me. OTOH my cousin was a huge weed smoker. He would stay buzzed constantly and be able to function.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (Ohsyb)
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Data remains spotty because no one asks. It helped my wife with her appetite.
Did any medical journals ask? No.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (c115l)
You are correct. It sure does look like medical researchers are NOT studying it on purpose.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (q/UWX)
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Kids who would otherwise not be losers become losers because of pot. Not all, but a significant amount. Nobody starts out smoking weed all day.
Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (e5y2a)
From my personal experience, I never experienced that. Like I didn't know anyone who was a straight A student, smoked a joint for the first time then next year was failing everything because he was a full time stoner.
Can it happen? Sure anything can happen. Is it the norm? I don’t believe so.
On the other hand I have seen people’s lives get utterly destroyed by alcohol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (9c0bR)
I miss you so very much! I miss your happiness and your optimism and your birdbath status updates.
Please smile and remember how much you are valued.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (q71LN)
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The stench is everywhere. Anywhere I drive. Do they not smell it? Too high to care? Come to find out, my handle is a variety of pot now. What they did to a poor innocent 3rd tier '90s vending machine pastry. SMH
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (3uBP9)
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Being too dependent on doctors for pain management is a medical marxist ness.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (EyfuW)
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As a former alcohol and drug rehab program director, I worried as much about marijuana as about hard drugs precisely because it was viewed as relatively safe. A percentage of people will always find a particular substance addictive, so the more people who use pot, the more that will have it negatively impact their lives. What I've seen with people who use pot regularly is a diminishment of agency, a willingness to put up with bad situations instead of changing them. Heavy pot users struggle cognitively, as most of us have seen with friends and family members. Many politicians are seduced by another source of taxation, but they ignore the costs, both human and financial.
Posted by: IanDeal at December 28, 2025 12:43 PM (dtfEA)
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Marijuana shops way overbuilt in the northeast, greater Boston area in particular.
I've seen and heard of a lot of them closing already.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 12:44 PM (sl73Y)
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Being too dependent on doctors for pain management is a medical marxist ness.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (EyfuW)
You’re welcome
- Sackler family
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:44 PM (9c0bR)
115I don't want people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.
When legalized weed was on the ballot in Oregon, cops pointed out that they have no standardized tests or equipment to check if someone is too high to drive safely, an it was a public risk. Judging by the driving in town, its still a real problem.
116With well over fifty years of both toking and drinking, I've got to say alcohol has gotten me into far more troublesome situations than pot ever has.
Wine for Communion is one thing.
Weed to better enjoy a Grateful Dead album is another.
I can have wine for Communion and still respond to matters that are best served with sobriety.
When someone has enough weed (I have no idea what level of partaking confers impairment) they are no longer available to respond to emergencies or be of use when action is required.
Thought experiment: Someone does something that requires medical attention. Are you better able to positively respond after a glass of wine or after a typical intake of weed?
Proverbs 31 says that a king should remain sober, a prince light drink but let those with no hope have strong drink and wine to those in distress.
It ain't the Book of Wisdom for nothing.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:45 PM (a4flb)
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People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)
Yes! I enjoy it. Jill! Jill honey! It's warm and moist again! 23-Skiddo in my pants too!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Sex Pest at December 28, 2025 12:46 PM (R/m4+)
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I generally fall in the "we've got bigger problems, and adults, blah blah blah" camp.
One thing I do find amusing is whenever I see threads on this topic, there's always one person who's been smoking an ounce of weed a day for these last 40 years and it's helped him with his astrophysics paper after acquiring his JD, and now he's moving on to learning his 7th language.
It's like none of us has ever met a regular user.
Posted by: nooneyuoknowyouknow at December 28, 2025 12:46 PM (Iwv3U)
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What I've seen with people who use pot regularly is a diminishment of agency, a willingness to put up with bad situations instead of changing them. Heavy pot users struggle cognitively, as most of us have seen with friends and family members. Many politicians are seduced by another source of taxation, but they ignore the costs, both human and financial.
Posted by: IanDeal at December 28, 2025 12:43 PM (dtfEA)
Exactly.
I have a strong amount of empathy for people who have suffered in their lives, and they turn to pot (or other substances) to relieve them of their pain. Mental and physical (because you often can't separate one from the other).
Those who have the CAPACITY to overcome their struggles, often don't. Because they use a substance to escape from it.
That does NOT contribute to human growth. Sorry, it just doesn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:46 PM (q/UWX)
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From my personal experience, I never experienced that. Like I didn't know anyone who was a straight A student, smoked a joint for the first time then next year was failing everything because he was a full time stoner.
Can it happen? Sure anything can happen. Is it the norm? I don’t believe so.
On the other hand I have seen people’s lives get utterly destroyed by alcohol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (9c0bR)
When was your experience? It's different now.
Do more kids smoke pot now than before? Then more kids turn into losers than before. Right? And a higher percent because the THC % is much much higher now.
Just, wait til you're 25, it'll be fine.
Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:46 PM (e5y2a)
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It ain't the Book of Wisdom for nothing.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:45 PM (a4flb)
Kinda is.
Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:48 PM (e5y2a)
122Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Yeah a responsible thing to do would be to have five years of careful studies on what it does before considering lowering penalties and 20 before considering legalization. Surely we can find better uses for pot than smoking it to get a buzz.
123
Back in the 70s, it was mostly Mexican, and no where near as strong as it is today.
I use the federally legal stuff. The buzz disappears quickly.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 28, 2025 12:48 PM (w6EFb)
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Sackler, lend me some money and i'' pay double in my next reincarnation.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:48 PM (EyfuW)
125Do more kids smoke pot now than before? Then more kids turn into losers than before. Right? And a higher percent because the THC % is much much higher now.
Pot is very bad for young minds, 25 minimum is a good limit. Its catastrophic for people with mental illnesses. Most kids don't smoke though, they take gummies or brownies.
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Heavy weed use leads you to live in a van down by the river - but then it makes you feel happy to be living in a van down by the river.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 12:50 PM (8kBBB)
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A lot of manufacturing companies will start to tolerate a certain % of pot heads. They do this, even though they know there is some detriment to efficiency and safety because if there is ever a need for a good downsizing to placate shareholders but they want to avoid federal reporting the pot heads give them a good 20 - 25 % margin they can walk out with a sudden plantwide drug test. Easy-peasy. The way this is foiled though is if the pot heads come to their manager first and all say, hi I'm a pot head now, then they are required to treat first and put them in a program. So it's tricky.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:50 PM (3uBP9)
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Pot is very bad for young minds, 25 minimum is a good limit. Its catastrophic for people with mental illnesses. Most kids don't smoke though, they take gummies or brownies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2025 12:49 PM (3Amc7)
Vapes. Which often have much higher THC levels that weed.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:51 PM (q/UWX)
129A lot of manufacturing companies will start to tolerate a certain % of pot head
They have no choice here, you cannot staff without hiring stoners and purple haired weirdos and face tats failures and trannys. They don't last long in the job but there aren't enough normal kids any more for everyone to have a full staff.
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It's like none of us has ever met a regular user.
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I’ve met myself, lol.
I was a “regular user” from 17 or so to 23,24.
It wasn’t a big deal. I wasn’t addicted. It was something I did very now and then, just like how I went out drinking every now and then.
By the time I hit my mid 20s I stopped. I don’t even remember why, just wasn’t a thing to do anymore I guess?
This is why I roll my eyes at this “on no you’ll become a vegetable sitting in the couch all day” stuff. No that’s not how it works. A small percent might just like a small percent of people become alcoholics. But for the “regular users” it’s just something in their lives, no different than watching sports or whatever.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:52 PM (9c0bR)
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Guessed that song before tapping the image.
Posted by: Diogenes
Damn whipper snappers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 12:52 PM (L/fGl)
132
From my personal experience, I never experienced that. Like I didn't know anyone who was a straight A student, smoked a joint for the first time then next year was failing everything because he was a full time stoner.
Can it happen? Sure anything can happen. Is it the norm? I don’t believe so.
On the other hand I have seen people’s lives get utterly destroyed by alcohol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (9c0bR)
Yeah, alcohol has definitely destroyed on a much more brutal level. I never saw a violent weed smoker. What I have noticed over the years is if a person by nature is a lazy sack of shit then weed becomes a way to justify them being a lazy sack of shit. I see it in people around me. Many successful people who smoke, because their core makeup is not lazy. I know other people who are bordering worthless because deep down, thats just who they are. Now you got a whole generation who was taught by marxists that their life is a drag and the planet sucks. Then they feed them weed. The problem started when the marxists started breeding the lazy first.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 12:53 PM (snZF9)
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Never liked potheads.
Got a legitimate prescription fine.
Otherwise you are just a dope head.
Driving high should land you a year in the jailhouse as should driving drunk.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 28, 2025 12:53 PM (maQAa)
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Groovy man! You want to smoke some weed, smoke it up man! Turn on, tune in and drop out! Far out man! Like what a gas! Hope I die before I get old! Keep on truckin man! Groovy!
Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie Boomer Who Loves 60's Slang at December 28, 2025 12:53 PM (R/m4+)
135
Aside from much higher rates of schizophrenia and psychosis in states that have legalized pot, what's not to like?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (xTIDn)
136
68 degrees here, but right now is the point where the big drop begins. Supposed to be 19 by 11PM.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (vbXSk)
137On a constitutional point - I do not believe it is Constitutional for our government to make it illegal for you to grow something on your own land and consume it yourself, if you choose to do so. You are not engaging in commerce in any way by doing so.
You are treating the Constitution as a license for vice as long as you game it correctly.
Freedom isn't supposed to be "I can do whatever the Hell I want" it is a framework so that people have the liberty to do that which is Right.
By the mere fact that you proclaim that society, outside your personal container has no business to regulate your activity, if what you were doing was benign, why would the outside world care?
So you know its wrong, but hide behind the fig leaf of Constitution protections ignoring the fact that our forefathers didn't write "Life, liberty and Pursuit of Happiness and Vice"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (a4flb)
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15% is some kind of magic number. About that percentage of people should NEVER touch alcohol and about the same # should NEVER touch pot. Also, starting pot age 15 or so seems to be a disaster for many. The ones I know who did, a significant # became ne'er-do-wells.
Posted by: Cooter Brown at December 28, 2025 12:55 PM (oftw2)
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Heavy weed use leads you to live in a van down by the river - but then it makes you feel happy to be living in a van down by the river.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Marijuana will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no marijuana.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 12:55 PM (L/fGl)
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If the judiciary is going to let criminals get away with sex crimes, violent, racially motivated crimes, politically motivated crimes, fraud and so on... why not get away with smoking weed?
Either there are consequences for actions that are illegal, or there are not. Picking and choosing is... debatable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 12:55 PM (NwnyJ)
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What I have noticed over the years is if a person by nature is a lazy sack of shit then weed becomes a way to justify them being a lazy sack of shit. I see it in people around me. Many successful people who smoke, because their core makeup is not lazy. I know other people who are bordering worthless because deep down, thats just who they are.
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Absolutely. That’s what I’m saying too. It’s the backwards cause and effect. Weed doesn’t make you lazy. Lazy people tend do abuse weed. But they’d be lazy either way.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:56 PM (9c0bR)
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68 degrees here, but right now is the point where the big drop begins. Supposed to be 19 by 11PM.
Posted by: illiniwek
Ours happens between 3 & 4. Goes from 71 to 61 within the hour and continues down to 31 at 7am tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:57 PM (c115l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 12:57 PM (tgvbd)
144
Hey everyone.
It's Quarter Twenty.
I'm happy to tell you I'm sitting in the presence of the one, the only, the inimitable...
JT!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (Ohsyb)
*****
That's awesome!
Tell him I hope he's eating his Spam.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2025 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
145[Clever readers will notice that this is a repost from last week...Ace stomped bogarted it after a half hour or so]
Suggested edit to improve thematic matching.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (0sNs1)
146They have no choice here, you cannot staff without hiring stoners and purple haired weirdos and face tats failures and trannys. They don't last long in the job but there aren't enough normal kids any more for everyone to have a full staff.
Dope smoking on the job is a sure way to get mediocrity - which seems to be on brand for our greater "culture".
I'm thinking that working while impaired might have some safety, insurance and legal responsibility attached to it. The likelihood of creating insurance claims and lawsuits doesn't go down if the workforce is high.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (a4flb)
147
Speaking of illegality, Britain is now arresting thirty people a day for social media posts.
And they are getting rid of jury trials for crimes that carry a prison sentence of two years or less, to make it easier to round up Enemies of the State.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (xTIDn)
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But why does pot smell so horrid now? It didn't always. It's like they're mixing yak dung with it now. Lactose intolerant yaks that were fed a steady diet of beer, ice cream, and kimchi.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (3uBP9)
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Aside from much higher rates of schizophrenia and psychosis in states that have legalized pot, what's not to like?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (xTIDn)
If that's a serious question, the answer is, back when there was serious research being done, longitudinal studies showed that HEAVY cannabis users, who started in their teens and early 20s, lost about 8 IQ points.
And never got them back, even if they stopped completely.
Also, the aforementioned fatality rates for drivers under the influence of both alcohol and cannabis were shown to be significantly higher than those under the influence of "just" alcohol.
It's also true, there is anecdotal evidence of long time users suffering cognitive decline as they age, much more frequently than those who were casual or non-users of cannabis. However, this has NOT been studied in any meaningful way, so it just remains anecdotal.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (q/UWX)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:59 PM (Ia/+0)
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Our biggest problem that we dare not face, not in this thread nor in our culture, is that it is completely hypocritical and untenable position to say that pot is bad, but alcohol is good. More specifically to say that use of pot must be criminalized, while the use of alcohol is encouraged and the mass sale of alcohol is extravagantly rewarded.
To the young, this looks like a cynical system to reward one group of industry owners while punishing those who might cut in on their business. As such it guarantees those laws will never be respected, and fighting to maintain that system is inevitably a losing battle. It can be maintained by sheer force for a while, but that always breaks down when the average people view it as simply corruption.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:01 PM (8kBBB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2025 01:01 PM (nWPIJ)
15368 degrees here, but right now is the point where the big drop begins. Supposed to be 19 by 11PM.
Posted by: illiniwek
Ours happens between 3 & 4. Goes from 71 to 61 within the hour and continues down to 31 at 7am tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223
Got to love modern technology when we can dial-in to the hour when a cold front blows through and have strong confidence in its wind speed and change in temperature.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:01 PM (a4flb)
Got us Barky didn't it?
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:59 PM (Ia/+0)
Heh "Butt TC."
From some others here, I'd assume that was NOT a typo.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:02 PM (q/UWX)
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If someone approaches you at a grocery store or home store with a petition to put legal weed on the ballot, you should physically attack that person immediately]/i]. Shower the person with blows from your fists and feet until they collapse into unconsciousness. Tear the petition to shreds and set it afire. Drag the petitioner's motionless body around the parking lot, warning all within earshot that this is what happens to those who would poison your community with legal marijuana.
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (ZxPkt)
156
I think the arguments in favor of legalizing marijuana that cite our culture's use and abuse of alcohol are disingenuous in the extreme.
Adding another problematic drug to the legal mix just because there already is one, is just stupid.
157
His hearing having been destroyed by years of playing thunderous polka music, poor Mr. Welk thought the song was "one TOE over the line." None of his smirking employees, all who secretly despised him, bothered to correct him.
Posted by: The Dark Side of Champagne Music at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (tTwk7)
158If that's a serious question, the answer is, back when there was serious research being done, longitudinal studies showed that HEAVY cannabis users, who started in their teens and early 20s, lost about 8 IQ points.
I have seen multiple studies and numerous anecdotal confirmations that substance abuse tends to lock a person into a developmental state. That is, during the time one starts intoxicating substance abuse, their own mental and social development stops and may restart years after the abuse ceases.
If they are doing weed or alcohol in teenage years, and continue well into adulthood, their mental and social development is stunted to approximately when they began, and may never resume.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:04 PM (a4flb)
159
You're missing the greatest danger to our youth today.
It is something under any circumstances we will not allow.
Raw milk.
Posted by: USDA at December 28, 2025 01:05 PM (DsA2n)
160
Yes it was Bert.
Barky was a plant by Marxists to scew the country
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:05 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:06 PM (Ia/+0)
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But why does pot smell so horrid now? It didn't always. It's like they're mixing yak dung with it now. Lactose intolerant yaks that were fed a steady diet of beer, ice cream, and kimchi.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (3uBP9)
Its brutally stronger. When I was in high school you would burn 3 joints with 4 people before even stepping into the building in the morning. Lunch time they let us outside. 10 people kick in $2 each, get a half ounce, roll the whole thing up and 20 joints would go around a circle of 10 people, which kinda funny. Then you got out of school and then the real smoking started. I did almost every day, graduated with As and Bs and barely every studied. You could not, no way in hell, carry on like that with the shit they got today. I knew I was done with it when I couldn't get past a 1/2 joint by myself and choked the whole way.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 01:06 PM (snZF9)
163
I agree with less stringent restrictions on marijuana. There should have been research on the active substances long ago.
Posted by: clarence at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (MXMX4)
164
If the judiciary is going to let criminals get away with sex crimes, violent, racially motivated crimes, politically motivated crimes, fraud and so on...
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Massachusetts Parole Board Approves Release of 39 Murder Convicts After State Supreme Court’s Ruling
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Because murder is a human right?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (L/fGl)
165
To the young, this looks like a cynical system to reward one group of industry owners while punishing those who might cut in on their business. As such it guarantees those laws will never be respected, and fighting to maintain that system is inevitably a losing battle. It can be maintained by sheer force for a while, but that always breaks down when the average people view it as simply corruption.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:01 PM (8kBBB)
Generally, my position on this entire topic is the libertarian one: Get the government out of the business of policing private behavior.
However, since we don't live in that world, the other hypothetical one: You can either have both be legal, or both criminalized, if that's my options, I'm going with both alcohol and cannabis being criminalized.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (q/UWX)
166 Drag the petitioner's motionless body around the parking lot, warning all within earshot that this is what happens to those who would poison your community with legal marijuana.
Its actually better to bury them head first, feet up so that their organs are further away from the surface making it harder for search dogs to smell and locate the body.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (a4flb)
167
Basically, what happened is that a bunch of Boomers who grew up using the marijuana equivalent of 3.25 beer voted to legalize the marijuana equivalent of Everclear.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (xTIDn)
168 Pot has always been around, but it took the subsection that is the self-celebrating asshole Boomer contingent to normalize it. With the fell consequences will soon see.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (tgvbd)
169
My favorite commercial is the coping mom who has two toddlers running around wrecking the house and making all kinds of noise, AND HER SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM is to lie down on the couch and take a CBD/THC infused Gummie.
Welcome to the 21st Century...where we encourage misbehavior while sticking our heads in the CBD/THC laced sand.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 01:08 PM (dIske)
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159 You're missing the greatest danger to our youth today.
It is something under any circumstances we will not allow.
Raw milk.
Posted by: USDA at December 28, 2025 01:05 PM (DsA2n)
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And pool.
Posted by: Professor Harold Hill at December 28, 2025 01:08 PM (nWPIJ)
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Pot should stay within the bounds of the Joe Rogan Experience.
(I don't know if he partakes, but a lot of the conversations sound like "dorm room at 2 a.m."-style Wooooah Dude! stuff, which I love.)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 01:08 PM (kpS4V)
172
Yes it was Bert.
Barky was a plant by Marxists to scew the country
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:05 PM (Ia/+0)
I know, I thought it was funny.
I do agree though, the Democrats wanted dumber voters, and legalizing weed everywhere, that was probably their main motivation for doing so.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:09 PM (q/UWX)
173 Far out man! Like what a gas! Hope I die before I get old! Keep on truckin man! Groovy!
Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie Boomer
Turn it up, man!
https://youtu.be/KLltP8T_tj8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2025 01:09 PM (pkeXY)
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Pot should stay within the bounds of the Joe Rogan Experience.
(I don't know if he partakes, but a lot of the conversations sound like "dorm room at 2 a.m."-style Wooooah Dude! stuff, which I love.)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 01:08 PM (kpS4V)
Oh yes, he most certainly partakes.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:10 PM (q/UWX)
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I'm a conservative, and I'd like to see laws/restrictions on pot relaxed. Medical or otherwise. Alcohol is the worst of all. (yes, I drink a little too) Does anyone think people aren't driving and walking around impaired or drunk all day, everywhere! I take a toke or two occasionally and enjoy it. It only takes a puff or two. I'd much rather see much harsher restrictions placed on alcohol consumption. Alcohol is truly a killer!!
Posted by: Guillermo at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (558mO)
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It’s interesting how some of y’all are getting uppity and nasty and puritanical about pot.
I think it should be studied. Funded, blind, real studies about the medical/psychological benefits/dangers of use. My dad grew pot for my mom. She was 45 and diagnosed with a wonky, rare, metastatic bone cancer. She was dead in 18 brutal months. Some of her only relief came from taking a couple tokes off a hand rolled home grown joint.
Please don’t be so prickly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (IhIKR)
177
All seriousness aside, I watched firsthand what legal weed did to Colorado. It has been a disaster.
If activists suggest it where you live, beat those persons senseless.
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (ZxPkt)
178 Of course, like "gay rights", "medical marijuana" was the false nose potheads used to normalize yet another corrosive vice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (tgvbd)
179
>>> I think the arguments in favor of legalizing marijuana that cite our culture's use and abuse of alcohol are disingenuous in the extreme.
Adding another problematic drug to the legal mix just because there already is one, is just stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (n9ltV)
I don't know anything about pot. But is there like, common, casual pot, like people will have wine or a beer every once and a while because they actually like beer and wine? Like with food? Are their casual pot smokers who just really like the stench? Think it pairs well with their cabbage boiling and their pet skunk?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (3uBP9)
180Generally, my position on this entire topic is the libertarian one: Get the government out of the business of policing private behavior.
What exactly is private behavior?
So someone who engages in self-harm practices will NEVER be a burden on society as a consequence of their "private behavior"?
Stuffing one's face with donuts and Coca Cola day after day privately at home dramatically increases the odds that I'm going to have to underwrite their medical bills.
How private is that?
Banging stoned prostitutes privately at home behind closed doors while the kids are fully aware of what is going on has zero effect on their psyche and neuroses later in life?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:12 PM (a4flb)
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By the mere fact that you proclaim that society, outside your personal container has no business to regulate your activity, if what you were doing was benign, why would the outside world care?
So you know its wrong, but hide behind the fig leaf of Constitution protections ignoring the fact that our forefathers didn't write "Life, liberty and Pursuit of Happiness and Vice"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (a4flb)
The great genius of the American Constitution is that it is a series of limits on the powers of our Government, NOT a guidebook as to the limitations on our personal freedoms.
There is a very long list of things that are bad ideas for one to do, yet which our government has no business or power to keep you from doing. Drinking too many coca colas, for one trivial example. Or drinking too much bourbon on New Year’s Eve. (Of course they can regulate your attempt to drive after doing so)
But we do not live in an authoritarian nanny state, and this nation was never intended to be one. If we make a personal choice to go to hell, then before both God and man we have the right to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:12 PM (8kBBB)
182
Canada legalized marijuana under Trudeau the Jr. It was (and is) a huge mistake. Learn from our fail.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 28, 2025 01:13 PM (O7YUW)
183
Drugs are GREAT and WONDERFUL! You are just ruining our good time, hater.
Posted by: Libertarians at December 28, 2025 01:13 PM (LwmLF)
184"People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?"
San Francisco answers with an emphatic "YES".
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM
*Fist bump*
YouTube: https://bit.ly/47lG82d
Posted by: India at December 28, 2025 01:14 PM (P5BPp)
185
All seriousness aside, I watched firsthand what legal weed did to Colorado. It has been a disaster.
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It's like the chicken or the egg argument, legalized pot or Governor Jerry the Fairy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)
186
Nick Shirley's amateur reporting has over 77 million views on X.
By contrast, 60 Minutes is the 2nd most popular show on CBS and got just over ... 10 million viewers last week.
The reason no one in the media will cover this is, every black community nationwide is rotted through with MN level fraud.
And at the top of every one of those fraud pyramids is a cabal of rich leftists; at the city, state and federal level.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 01:14 PM (HXT0k)
187
156 I think the arguments in favor of legalizing marijuana that cite our culture's use and abuse of alcohol are disingenuous in the extreme.
Adding another problematic drug to the legal mix just because there already is one, is just stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (n9ltV)
You are full of crap as usual. Drugs are GREAT and WONDERFUL and you need to get out of the way and let people consume as much yummy yummy drugs as they want!!!
Posted by: Libertarians at December 28, 2025 01:16 PM (LwmLF)
188Basically, what happened is that a bunch of Boomers who grew up using the marijuana equivalent of 3.25 beer voted to legalize the marijuana equivalent of Everclear.
Replace "Boomer" with "Rush Limbaugh" or "Moral Majority" and sound out that sentence again.
Yes, you sound like a retard.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:16 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 01:16 PM (XeU6L)
190
>>> Drugs are GREAT and WONDERFUL! You are just ruining our good time, hater.
Posted by: Libertarians at December 28, 2025 01:13 PM (LwmLF)
I remember lolbertarian friends in college telling me I had to read the Illuminatus books. The whole time I'm reading them, I'm thinking about the authors and my friends; dude, you're high right now, aren't you?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 01:17 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:17 PM (LwmLF)
192Basically, what happened is that a bunch of Boomers who grew up using the marijuana equivalent of 3.25 beer voted to legalize the marijuana equivalent of Everclear.
Which is, of course, legal.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:17 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:12 PM (a4flb)
You basically answered your own question. As soon as it leaks out into the world, and starts harming others, it's no longer private.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (q/UWX)
194
Stuffing one's face with donuts and Coca Cola day after day privately at home dramatically increases the odds that I'm going to have to underwrite their medical bills.”
The problem there is not what they are doing, but with the idea that you are supposed to pay their medical bills.
This is why socialized medicine, as well as all socialized systems, always breaks down into a heavily controlled authoritarian society. (Or it simply fails under it’s impossible burdens)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (8kBBB)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (Ohsyb)
196And at the top of every one of those fraud pyramids is a cabal of rich leftists; at the city, state and federal level.
You are supposed to replace "rich leftists" with "Boomers" so that the retards can agree with you.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (a4flb)
197
17 If your nation decides to conduct a "War On Drugs," and the end result is exponentially more drug use among your populace, with all the subsequent cultural and economic disasters associated with it... at some point, don't you have to conclude either:
A: You're doing it wrong, or
2: What you are doing is intentional
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (mNhIh)
The "war on drugs" gave us militarized police forces, no-knock raids, civil asset forfeiture, and a general erosion of our Constitutional rights. Blowing up Venezuelan boats shipping drugs is war on drugs. Kicking in the door of the wrong house on a fraudulent warrant and shooting a 7-year-old in the head, or confiscating a veteran's life savings during a traffic stop because is what we got.
Posted by: A war on Americans by its own government at December 28, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)
198
I should be out working on my 1WP, ice coating my driveway
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:19 PM (Ia/+0)
199
Of course, like "gay rights", "medical marijuana" was the false noise potheads used to normalize yet another corrosive vice.
Posted by: Hadrian
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This.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 01:19 PM (XeU6L)
200
All seriousness aside, I watched firsthand what legal weed did to Colorado. It has been a disaster.
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It's like the chicken or the egg argument, legalized pot or Governor Jerry the Fairy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)
Oh, I think legalizing pot was very much a part of turning a solid red state blue.
If for no other reason, then because all the dopeheads decided to move there and start voting.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:20 PM (q/UWX)
I’ve not seen so many scoldy judgemental puritanical Nannie’s on the blog in a long time.
And the high priestess isn’t even here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:20 PM (IhIKR)
202
Got to love modern technology when we can dial-in to the hour when a cold front blows through and have strong confidence in its wind speed and change in temperature.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
Still only good about 24 hours out.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 01:21 PM (c115l)
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>>> 59 I noticed the potheads in high school were never really eager to do anything but get high. My ‘theory’ of the drug is that it has an effect on your personality, namely it saps your motivation.
It really does a number on your brain if you're under 25. And your motivation. The kids that were the major potheads in high school rarely seemed to suddenly snap out of it and turn their lives around. It was like it sapped their ambition for life.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:21 PM (gWBY1)
204
I couldn’t agree more. A stumbling altered society is not what bargained or fought for.
Posted by: Mudshark at December 28, 2025 01:21 PM (8ftm8)
205
then-Gov Hickenlooper signed legal weed into law.
First came the 'pot tourists'. Stoners who came to Colorado solely to cop legal weed.
Then came the drifters. Street zombies. Whacked out on weed, meth, booze, stumbling thru the streets.
Next, the homeless population exploded. People camping in parks and under highway overpasses and breaking into the commercial properties left vacant by our faggot governor's covid lockdown policies.
All of this driven by the malaise and indifference brought by Colorado's lax attitudes towards everything.
Trust me- there is no benefit to legalizing pot. I've seen the ruination first hand.
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 01:21 PM (ZxPkt)
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>It's like the chicken or the egg argument, legalized pot or Governor Jerry the Fairy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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it started before Governor Butt Pirate- Hickenlooper signed it into law
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)
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Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:20 PM (IhIKR)
LOL. I am not a priestess, nursess.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (rZCVI)
208
Because the cop says you looked like you were impaired.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (q/UWX)
Those reports are scripted with keywords they've been made to memorize, whether they actually observe those characteristics or not. That's why there has been such a scandal over sober DUI arrests where the driver was 100% clean. And of course the time honored planting of drugs in people's cars and "lookie what I found!" And the always-festive donut glaze testing as meth.
Posted by: It's all bullshit based at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (TbWk/)
209The problem there is not what they are doing, but with the idea that you are supposed to pay their medical bills.
That was kind of my point. There is no such thing as "privately" except in the delusional world of "I AM AN ISLAND" type of people who are tightly integrated, whether they recognize it or not, in something called "society".
Even Scriptures order the believer to not forsake the fellowship of other believers - we were designed as social creatures. Granted many truly suck at it, but that is the basic wiring.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (a4flb)
210
Something I'm worried about is the number of teens that vape. At least where I'm at, it's HUGE. It's banned at schools but they all do it.
They are finally getting research rolling in on it, and it's not good. You have teens addicted to vaping that should have glowy, vibrant skin, and it's dull and dry and wrinkly like they are in their 30s-40s. They are going to look like mummies when they're 50.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (gWBY1)
211
I don't need anything that makes it harder for me to think clearly.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (/lEKk)
212
Speaking of stoned, the NY Jets sure seem to be. The Patriots have two straight scoring drives with I think no incomplete passes except for an interference call on the Jets in the end zone, and every pass has gone for a first down so far.
Jets must all be stoned as shit.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (sl73Y)
213
My favorite commercial is the coping mom who has two toddlers running around wrecking the house and making all kinds of noise, AND HER SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM is to lie down on the couch and take a CBD/THC infused Gummie.
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My favorite anti pot ad. Two twenty-somethings are smoking and talking about how the anti pot propaganda is wrong because they've been smoking for years and nothing has happened. Then mom comes in asking if they even looked for a job today? Voice-over: smoke pot and nothing will happen.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (L/fGl)
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'Kids who would otherwise not be losers become losers because of pot. Not all, but a significant amount. Nobody starts out smoking weed all day.'
These are the ones who I'm worried about. The kids who are just barely motivated enough to support themselves getting pushed off that fence because they found a drug they like more than being an adult.
Then they become burdens to the rest of us.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:26 PM (WWNg6)
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I am not a priestess, nursess.
>>>>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (rZCVI)
You sure act like one.
Posted by: Same Old at December 28, 2025 01:27 PM (ZZXCI)
219America has too many problems without adding more of us getting high regularly.
Posted by CBD at 12:00 PM Comments
Well, man, that's just, like, what Cannabidiol would say.
Posted by: SciVo at December 28, 2025 01:27 PM (Sy6m/)
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Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:26 PM (IhIKR)
LOL Have a lovely day!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 01:27 PM (rZCVI)
221I couldn’t agree more. A stumbling altered society is not what bargained or fought for.
So dope smoking is not exactly the rocket fuel we need for MAGA?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:27 PM (a4flb)
222
Cannabis has been known to Chinese medicine for thousands of years.
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*Trust me- there is no benefit to legalizing pot. I've seen the ruination first hand.*
Trust me- there is no benefit to *criminalizing* pot. I've seen the ruination first hand.
Posted by: clarence at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (MXMX4)
223
Those reports are scripted with keywords they've been made to memorize, whether they actually observe those characteristics or not. That's why there has been such a scandal over sober DUI arrests where the driver was 100% clean. And of course the time honored planting of drugs in people's cars and "lookie what I found!" And the always-festive donut glaze testing as meth.
Posted by: It's all bullshit based at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (TbWk/)
They also use drug dogs, where the cops wave a hand (which may have something on it), by a door handle, and when the dog then keys in on the door, they now have "probable cause" to search the whole vehicle.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (q/UWX)
I’ve not seen so many scoldy judgemental puritanical Nannie’s on the blog in a long time.
Eh, people have opinions. I'm interested in hearing their reasoned, rational arguments for them even if I don't happen to agree. Especially if I don't happen to agree. Agreement is boring, apathy more so.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (3nLb4)
225
Couldn't the government just distribute Soma to the masses to make them more docile?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (wBaIH)
226 The same fools against reclassifying pot are all okay with fags "marrying" each other with fake "marriages."
Fuck the institution of marriage. But pot? That's where we draw the line!
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (0Mhcm)
Posted by: Auspex at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (MyqLb)
228
Lunch today consisted of curried goat, rice and peas, stewed cabbage, and washed down with fresh squeezed beet juice.
Now off to pick up some new Gundam.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2025 01:29 PM (iQHrU)
229
Legalizing weed is a great idea. It will reduce the competition when my kids are applying for jobs, schools, etc."
That's my offspring's take...
Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 01:29 PM (XuXeR)
230
I see that this ASHQ insult factory is fully operational on a Sunday. I glad nobody else on this board is ever judgmental about anything? Haha, Byeeeee.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 01:30 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: zombie Nancy Reagan at December 28, 2025 01:31 PM (0sNs1)
232
You taxes no fool at your used to sonny battleships
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at December 28, 2025 01:31 PM (drI3W)
233
MJ is a gateway drug because the same people your kids buy weed from also have "free" samples of other stuff to try like crack and meth. No medical marijuana dispensary has ever offered me anything beyond MJ and associate products, but they're not criminals.
If you think your kids can't get MJ if they want it, you are a deluded fool.
If people want to sit around and smoke pot all day, they're no different than the people that sit around and get drunk all day. They're also going nowhere in life, only the drinkers tend to be more violent/dangerous. Society's role should be to NOT facilitate their loserdom with SNAP, etc. You don't work, you don't eat.
Posted by: p-squared at December 28, 2025 01:32 PM (0prFs)
234
Nurse, I will say this, and with your medical background maybe you'll approve...
When my 90+ year old grandma was in massive pain and had no desire to eat, we got "contraband" lotion in it with cannabis brought to us by a relative who lives near you. It helped with the pain, didn't mix bad with all the other meds she was taking, and helped increase her appetite a little.
When she went to her doctor for a check-up and casually mentioned it as one of items she uses in her pain regimen, he was like I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that... I mean, come on! She's 90. He got it. Good doc.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:32 PM (gWBY1)
235And the always-festive donut glaze testing as meth.
Posted by: It's all bullshit based at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM
* side eye *
Posted by: Ariana G. at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (fd80v)
237 We have a huge pornography problem in this country, but let's keep Pot a federal crime.
Any child with access to Internet has been exposed to pornography, sometimes pervert homosexual pornography. Little kids are being Groomed. I'd rather they be smoking a joint than smoking a pole.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (HeMti)
238
FFS, Trump only moved pot out of Schedule 1 (with heroin) into Schedule 3 (with ketamine and steroids).
It should be a matter for the states any way
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (dtajH)
239
Oh, I think legalizing pot was very much a part of turning a solid red state blue.
If for no other reason, then because all the dopeheads decided to move there and start voting.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:20 PM (q/UWX)
Weed was legalized in Colorado in 2012.
In 2008 Obama won Colorado by 9%.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:34 PM (9c0bR)
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'Butt TC'
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Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (fd80v)
I love Skip.
Now, if YOU had said it....
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:34 PM (q/UWX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:35 PM (sF9Ts)
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Not sure if pot is responsible for this Nobel Prize winner or not.
https://is.gd/5OPIuN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:35 PM (L/fGl)
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'If the judiciary is going to let criminals get away with sex crimes, violent, racially motivated crimes, politically motivated crimes, fraud and so on...
Massachusetts Parole Board Approves Release of 39 Murder Convicts After State Supreme Court’s Ruling'
Please, Donald. Invoke the Insurrection Act.
Your pal,
Dr. Claw
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:36 PM (fd80v)
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When I worked in midtown people would hang out on 6th Ave outside the Exxon building and smoke a j at lunch quite openly. This was 1982.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:37 PM (sF9Ts)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:37 PM (HeMti)
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We have a huge pornography problem in this country, but let's keep Pot a federal crime.
Any child with access to Internet has been exposed to pornography, sometimes pervert homosexual pornography. Little kids are being Groomed. I'd rather they be smoking a joint than smoking a pole.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (HeMti)
Cross the streams with THC lube.
Posted by: Cannabutt activities at December 28, 2025 01:37 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (sF9Ts)
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>>> My favorite commercial is the coping mom who has two toddlers running around wrecking the house and making all kinds of noise, AND HER SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM is to lie down on the couch and take a CBD/THC infused Gummie
I think it was SNL that did a skit about the best helper mommy can have to get her kids to calm down... it was chloroform, ha. Does the trick every time!
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:34 PM (9c0bR)
In my long 29 years, CO has had ONE Republican governor. It is more Leftist than people ever gave it credit for.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (LwmLF)
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We lived in CO during the first four years of their legal dope thing. Denver along east Colfax or Broadway smelled like San Francisco in 1968.
We lived in Broomfield, one of the few counties that wouldn't approve "dispensaries," but it seemed like a weak meaningless position to take.
We left in disgust with not just what legal weed did but mostly what californication did to what had once been the glorious gateway to the intermountain west.
Posted by: M. Gaga at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (KiBMU)
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'Drugs are GREAT and WONDERFUL and you need to get out of the way and let people consume as much yummy yummy drugs as they want!!!'
I smoke every day and I'm president of Texaco Oil!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (fd80v)
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Even Scriptures order the believer to not forsake the fellowship of other believers - we were designed as social creatures. Granted many truly suck at it, but that is the basic wiring.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (a4flb)
I of course agree with that, as long as participation is voluntary. I do *not* agree with any who wish to use the power of the state to jail any neighbors who eat pork, for example, as many Muslims would. Even if all of their neighbors agree that eating pork is evil.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (8kBBB)
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We wanted studies done-- official studies-- of the effects of mj. Fed-gov level stuff, not some hippy-dippy CAMP/NORML crap.
Got told "it's illegal, so we *can't* do any official study."
Well, maybe now they can. Of course, now that medical research is about as believable as that 2 year old with crumbs around his mouth, saying he didn't steal any cookies....
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (rdVOm)
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Cannabis has been known to Chinese medicine for thousands of years.
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We have a huge pornography problem in this country, but let's keep Pot a federal crime.
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It turned the Chinese eyes funny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (L/fGl)
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They also use drug dogs, where the cops wave a hand (which may have something on it), by a door handle, and when the dog then keys in on the door, they now have "probable cause" to search the whole vehicle.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (q/UWX)
The studies on this show overall accuracy south of 50%, which indicates it's all based on the cop's hunch, not evidence. Some individual dogs and handlers are even worse. The notion that a cop's lies are now elevated to reasonable suspicion and probable cause for a search because had a dog at the time is laughable and an obscenity against the Fourth Amendment. It should be rejected outright as the unconstitutional farce that it is.
Posted by: K9s pissing on the Bill of Rights at December 28, 2025 01:40 PM (TbWk/)
Which could be a result of its legal status. Or not. But just stating an effect without at least considering the cause is not a strong argument.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (3nLb4)
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232: yeah, CO made this argument about how WONDERFUL pot will be in paying for things.
How is that working out?
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (LwmLF)
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256 Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.
Which could be a result of its legal status. Or not. But just stating an effect without at least considering the cause is not a strong argument.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (3nLb4)
You endorse being a loser and loser behavior. Good to know.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:42 PM (LwmLF)
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Fuck the institution of marriage. But pot? That's where we draw the line!
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (0Mhcm)
What are you jabbering on about? That straw man is ridiculous.
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256 Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.
Which could be a result of its legal status. Or not. But just stating an effect without at least considering the cause is not a strong argument.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (3nLb4)
Personally I doubt that has much effect on consumption.
Posted by: Stoner? I hardly know 'er! at December 28, 2025 01:43 PM (TbWk/)
Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (sF9Ts)
I have never known of anyone who has died directly from weed use. (Of course accidents and lung disease are another matter.)
But I have personally known 2 or 3 people who have died directly from alcohol addiction and acute alcohol overuse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:43 PM (8kBBB)
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LizLem,
Good on granny! Any relief, even placebo effect, is welcome.
I want studies done. Federally funded, transparent studies.
And whoever mentioned pron. pornography has destroyed culture far more than drugs or alcohol. There is NOTHING redeeming about pornography.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:44 PM (IhIKR)
264You endorse being a loser and loser behavior. Good to know.
1) I don't see how that follows from my comment. 2) You may be assuming things about my position that I haven't stated.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:44 PM (3nLb4)
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Fake Jake on what happy & fulfilled & confident people do.
Graham Allen
@GrahamAllen
THIS IS HILARIOUS: People are still going to Tim Walz’s house and yelling “retard.”
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Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Everyone really needs to take a breath and stop being awful, stop rewarding awfulness, and stop promoting awfulness with your algorithms.
Happy & fulfilled & confident people don’t spend time doing any of this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:45 PM (L/fGl)
all these blue States with Democrat Totalitarian supposed "governors" have NOT adopted the Trump Tax Cuts, and will require residents to add back the federally exempt overtime for purposes of taxing State income.
This is what You voted for, shit-heads.
Feces-filled craniums.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:45 PM (HeMti)
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'Society's role should be to NOT facilitate their loserdom with SNAP, etc. You don't work, you don't eat.'
This NOT the way it will work out. Those smoking losers will be burdens the rest of their damn lives.
On our dime. Some of you live in states where this already true.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:46 PM (fd80v)
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A different take on Star Wars: A New Hope. Need to know more about the Ewok Genocide that is shown at the 3:13 mark:
https://tinyurl.com/mpzp8b7h
Posted by: Random Yeti on Mount Everest at December 28, 2025 01:46 PM (QP75Q)
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The "war on drugs" gave us militarized police forces, no-knock raids, civil asset forfeiture, and a general erosion of our Constitutional rights. Blowing up Venezuelan boats shipping drugs is war on drugs. Kicking in the door of the wrong house on a fraudulent warrant and shooting a 7-year-old in the head, or confiscating a veteran's life savings during a traffic stop because is what we got.
Posted by: A war on Americans by its own government at December 28, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)
The police forces are as they are because “we can do anything we want! WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS!!!” And people let them, refusing to hold them to account because people, especially the police themselves, believe themselves to be above criticism.
The rest of your screed is just you justifying losers and loser behavior.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (LwmLF)
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>>> Not sure if pot is responsible for this Nobel Prize winner or not. https://is.gd/5OPIuN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:35 PM (L/fGl)
I hope she was high when she wrote that! Because an actual journalist should and would not make that many typos.
Also, Ida B Wells, her hero, was a pistol packing republican badass. I have a feeling she is far less pro second amendment than Ida was. Ida is NOT your bae, Miss jones, and would be smacking you for tarnishing her legacy.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (gWBY1)
271 What are you jabbering on about? That straw man is ridiculous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Straw?
You support homo pervert fake "marriage" 100%.
You probably support trannies, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (HeMti)
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The studies on this show overall accuracy south of 50%, which indicates it's all based on the cop's hunch, not evidence. Some individual dogs and handlers are even worse. The notion that a cop's lies are now elevated to reasonable suspicion and probable cause for a search because had a dog at the time is laughable and an obscenity against the Fourth Amendment. It should be rejected outright as the unconstitutional farce that it is.
Posted by: K9s pissing on the Bill of Rights at December 28, 2025 01:40 PM (TbWk/)
I saw a story about a dude who was convicted of murder, because a cadaver dog got a "hit" on the car seat in his car.
There was literally no other evidence against him, and plenty to implicate others of the crime, and the dog handler has said repeatedly that it was an unreliable result (for a number of reasons). As far as I know he's still in prison.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (wGK1C)
277It turned the Chinese eyes funny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM
No yellow!
Posted by: Hunter B. at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (0sNs1)
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'There is NOTHING redeeming about pornography.'
Quit scolding, dammit!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (fd80v)
Why add another drug to the mix that causes social harm?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:44 PM (n9ltV)
These are arguments made by people who wholeheartedly endorse and support losers and loser behavior, or are possibly losers themselves. As I don’t want to live in a society full of losers, I can’t agree with legalizing loser behavior.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:49 PM (LwmLF)
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How old is the war on drugs? 50 years? 60? How many trillions have we spent fighting this war?
And the number of people getting high today is no different than it was then the “war” started.
Maaaaybbeeeee just maybe we need to end the war .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:49 PM (9c0bR)
Posted by: Yoda at December 28, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)
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Also, Ida B Wells, her hero, was a pistol packing republican badass. I have a feeling she is far less pro second amendment than Ida was. Ida is NOT your bae, Miss jones, and would be smacking you for tarnishing her legacy.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (gWBY1)
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The "continuation" high school here is named for her.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:50 PM (I8Tp0)
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'I saw a story about a dude who was convicted of murder, because a cadaver dog got a "hit" on the car seat in his car.'
What in the hell?! The dog was already a cadaver.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:51 PM (fd80v)
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195 The Nick Shirley video is very good.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (Ohsyb)
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It would not shock me if Nick Shirley gets a job offer from James O'Keefe. And, further, I'm betting that O'Keefe has some operatives working the Minneapolis area, but aren't ready to release what they have yet.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 01:51 PM (dIske)
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It is amazing how many comments every drug topic always gets.
We should be thankful that ace does not get paid strictly by engagements or this would be the drug blog and have a stoned ewok on the masthead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (bss/y)
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Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Everyone really needs to take a breath and stop being awful, stop rewarding awfulness, and stop promoting awfulness with your algorithms.
Happy & fulfilled & confident people don’t spend time doing any of this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:45 PM (L/fGl)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume ol' Jake had nothing to say about Pedo Timmy's wife saying how much she enjoyed the smell of burning tires during the St. George riots.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (wGK1C)
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>>> Graham Allen @GrahamAllen
THIS IS HILARIOUS: People are still going to Tim Walz’s house and yelling “retard.”
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Jake Tapper @jaketapper
Everyone really needs to take a breath and stop being awful, stop rewarding awfulness
You know, for once I agree with Jake tapper. Let's drag Tim Walz out of the governor's mansion and throw him in prison for the billions in taxpayer money fraud in MN that has happened under his watch. We really do need to stop rewarding awfulness!
If you are more offended by a naughty word than the fraud, Jake tapper, YOU are the problem.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (gWBY1)
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If someone knows Nick Shirley, have him get in touch with me. I know where all the fake Head Starts are.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (I8Tp0)
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Maybe the dog was the driver sknce the guy was to stoned to drive
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (Ia/+0)
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I am exactly and precisely ambivalent on the issue. Smoke pot, don't smoke pot. Whatever. Do whatever the hell you want to do AS LONG as you don't hurt anyone else (especially me) in the process.
If you hurt someone, then you get shot in the face.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (Jtz/H)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (Kt19C)
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Liquor has been totally underregulated and destroyed untold tens of thousands of lives.
Weed has been totally overregulated and destroyed tens of lives.
Why regulate one heavily and not the other?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (I8Tp0)
Liquor has been totally underregulated? That’s idiotic. If I walk outside in public with a can of beer and clearly drinking it I am getting my ass kicked by the cops. You can’t be publicly intoxicated without inviting the cops to jump on your case. I went hiking this weekend in various state parks that featured massive signs proscribing the public consumption of alcohol. I cannot carry concealed AT ALL with ANY BAC over zero. There are still dry counties and cities even here in TX. Try buying alcohol in a liquor store today in TX. Or any alcohol before 10 on Sundays. Until 2021 is was illegal to sell any alcohol before noon on Sundays.
What an idiotic statement.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (LwmLF)
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Given that Walz is indeed a retard, I don’t see the issue with stating a fact outside his house.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (9c0bR)
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The rest of your screed is just you justifying losers and loser behavior.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (LwmLF)
Your screed is just you justifying tyrannical governmental violence and trampling of people's rights without consequence, up to and including warrantless entry and shooting children.
Posted by: Two can play this game at December 28, 2025 01:54 PM (TbWk/)
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Tim Walz is not someone we want to associate with.
Posted by: Short Busses at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (0sNs1)
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298 Maaaaybbeeeee just maybe we need to end the war .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:49 PM (9c0bR)
Maybe that’s because you endorse losers.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (LwmLF)
Ya got me bro.😎
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (9c0bR)
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What in the hell?! The dog was already a cadaver.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:51 PM (fd80v)
Hah!
Stop with the loser losing lose arguments!!!
No but seriously, they got the dog from somewhere else, because that police department didn't have any, and they found a Brit who was in the states, at a cadaver dog convention or something.
So when they asked him to bring the dog down, he told them "Hey now, this isn't going to give you reliable results, hopefully at best it'll point you to a suspect so you can find other evidence on which to get a conviction."
Nope. Just the dog.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (wGK1C)
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"This is what You voted for, shit-heads.
Feces-filled craniums." Posted by: Soothsayer
I blame the dead voters around Chicago.
But IF "downstate" could turn out to vote, AND vote 85% Trump, it could overturn the massive cheat. Most downstate counties in Illinois were over 70% Trump.
With Dem governors skimming from the $billions stolen via fraud (see Minnesota), it is no wonder they are so fully invested in massive cheating and massive illegal infiltration.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (vbXSk)
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Maybe that’s because you endorse losers.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (LwmLF)
306 Now is the time for Trump to hit blue States HARD.
Tell The People the real reason their gas is expensive. Tell them why their Heating Oil costs $0.35/gal more in MA than NH.
That's right. I live on the border of MA/NH, and the same company that delivers the same oil to MA in the same truck charge 35 cents/gal more than NH customers. That's a lotta fucking money.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM (HeMti)
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I don't agree with Tapper because the Marxists won't shut the fk up
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM (Ia/+0)
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What an idiotic statement.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (LwmLF)
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You are completely missing my point so I'll dumb it down for you.
Liquor is more harmful than weed but is regulated less than weed. It should be regulated at least as much.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:57 PM (I8Tp0)
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Your screed is just you justifying tyrannical governmental violence and trampling of people's rights without consequence, up to and including warrantless entry and shooting children.
Posted by: Two can play this game at December 28, 2025 01:54 PM (TbWk/)
The Greg Stillson move to justify your wanting to be a loser and wanting to legalize losers and loser behavior. Actually I have written the Legislature in regards to highly restricting warrantless searches. Because I don’t like them regardless. A cop’s job must be nightmarishly difficult, not because I support losers like you do, but because I inherently do not trust them, and I don’t want to live in a police state.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (LwmLF)
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No but seriously, they got the dog from somewhere else, because that police department didn't have any, and they found a Brit who was in the states, at a cadaver dog convention or something.
I'm picturing a Far Side comic type scenario, with a bunch of dogs wearing lanyards, drinking coffee, and talking about the one cadaver that actually made them lose their lunch.
Posted by: You here for the convention? Arf! at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (rdVOm)
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Tell The People the real reason their gas is expensive. Tell them why their Heating Oil costs $0.35/gal more in MA than NH.
That's right. I live on the border of MA/NH, and the same company that delivers the same oil to MA in the same truck charge 35 cents/gal more than NH customers. That's a lotta fucking money.
Posted by: Soothsayer
You see this all over the country. Cross state lines and gas jumps or drops $1 a gallon. People know this. They don’t need to be told. They just don’t care.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (9c0bR)
313The problem there is not what they are doing, but with the idea that you are supposed to pay their medical bills.
This is why socialized medicine, as well as all socialized systems, always breaks down into a heavily controlled authoritarian society.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM
Something that zombie explained very eloquently here:
Why America Hates Universal Health Care: The Real Reason
Zombietime: https://bit.ly/40aQEps
Now, I really don’t care if you overeat, smoke like a chimney, hump like a bunny or forget to lock the safety mechanism on your pistol as you jam it in your waistband. Fine by me. And as a laissez-faire social-libertarian live-and-let-live kind of person, I would never under normal circumstances condemn anyone for any of the behaviors listed above. That is: Until the bill for your stupidity shows up in my mailbox. Then suddenly, I’m forced to care about what you do, because I’m being forced to pay for the consequences.
What I don’t like about the very concept of universal health care is that it compels me to become my brother’s keeper and insert myself into the moral decisions of his life.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (P5BPp)
314Last chance. Dial it back or get banned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM
Prescient I was, hmmmmm?
Posted by: Yoda at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (0sNs1)
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Now is the time for Trump to hit blue States HARD.
Tell The People the real reason their gas is expensive. Tell them why their Heating Oil costs $0.35/gal more in MA than NH.
That's right. I live on the border of MA/NH, and the same company that delivers the same oil to MA in the same truck charge 35 cents/gal more than NH customers. That's a lotta fucking money.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM (HeMti)
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Not just Blue states. Pennsylvania has the second highest fuel tax in the nation. As an example of that, gas is cheaper in NJ than it is in PA.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (dIske)
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The dog?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (Kt19C)
Man, think of all the people who service dogs (and the less well trained emotional support dogs).
If they allow you to take the dog to prison with you (because, sure, why not. We let you declare your sex when you get there so you can bunk with the laydees), that poor dog.
Sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (wGK1C)
317Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (HeMti)
Your contentious and ridiculous histrionics is tedious.
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Sure $6 gas sucks. But what are my options? I can’t vote for a Republican who wants to kill gays and black people.
- CA voters
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (9c0bR)
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That's a different question. And your supposition that marijuana has destroyed only "tens of lives" is entirely unsupported.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (n9ltV)
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I'm exaggerating to make the point that alcohol causes social harm of an entirely different magnitude. There is a multi billion-dollar alcohol addiction industry. But not a similar one for weed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (I8Tp0)
323Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (LwmLF)
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Like seat belt laws, it is not really a victimless crime.
But only because "society" has agreed to those that can't pay their own medical bills from bad injuries. MJ is worse imo, and most places don't have strict laws on how high one can be without getting a DUI.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 02:01 PM (vbXSk)
325Actually I have written the Legislature in regards to highly restricting warrantless searches.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who says "Nothing will happen." at December 28, 2025 02:01 PM (0sNs1)
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>>There is a multi billion-dollar alcohol addiction industry. But not a similar one for weed.
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Yet.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:02 PM (rdVOm)
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I'm picturing a Far Side comic type scenario, with a bunch of dogs wearing lanyards, drinking coffee, and talking about the one cadaver that actually made them lose their lunch.
Posted by: You here for the convention? Arf! at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)
Dammit, Kyle! They gave us steak for lunch, but you just couldn't keep it together.
Enjoy your Dog Chow, asshole!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (wGK1C)
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I'm exaggerating to make the point that alcohol causes social harm of an entirely different magnitude. There is a multi billion-dollar alcohol addiction industry. But not a similar one for weed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (I8Tp0)
Lot of money in rehab facilities. Or if you're in Minnesota, you can have a fake rehab facility and still get lots of money.
Posted by: At least if you're a Somali at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
329
If you would just use Solar Power to heat your house in the Winter, it would be cheaper.
So, all you Northern Teir States let's get into solar power for Winter Electricity.
Posted by: Kami Harris at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (J9q9v)
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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high (oh, I'm serious)
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too, but then I got high (oh)
Now I'm jacking off, and I know why (turn this shit up)
'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)...
Posted by: Afroman at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (R/m4+)
331
Wrong, wrong, and wrong.
They don't know this. They do need to be told. And they will care when they hear about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (HeMti)
How do they not know? Of course they k ow. You don’t think NJ or IL home owners know they pay 3X as much in property tax as other states? They're not blind.
But they justify it. Ask them about it and they’ll tell you they have amazing schools, even though the state is always near the bottom in test scores. It’s delusion not lack of info.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (9c0bR)
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Y'all know that CBD is probably making his Art Thread selections for next week right now.
Do you really want him in irritated, perchance cranky, mood?
Because this is how you get Lucian Freud paintings.
Or worse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 02:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (g8Ew8)
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Lot of money in rehab facilities. Or if you're in Minnesota, you can have a fake rehab facility and still get lots of money.
Posted by: At least if you're a Somali at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (I8Tp0)
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333 Y'all know that CBD is probably making his Art Thread selections for next week right now.
Do you really want him in irritated, perchance cranky, mood?
Because this is how you get Lucian Freud paintings.
Or worse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 02:04 PM (0sNs1)
So lots of Yoko Ono related items?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (9c0bR)
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>>> Tim Walz is not someone we want to associate with. Posted by: Short Busses at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (0sNs1)
Get in line!
Posted by: Tim Walz's extended family, who all KNOW he's a retard and campaigned against him , and have shirts at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (gWBY1)
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Well, they'll stone you when you're tryin' to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
Then they'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Posted by: Bob Dylan, stoned at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (TbWk/)
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Looks like I picked the wrong thread to post a video about Obi Wan Kenobi getting stoned while watching a documentary about the Ewok Genocide.
https://tinyurl.com/mpzp8b7h
Posted by: Random Yeti on Mount Everest at December 28, 2025 02:06 PM (E8jXP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 02:08 PM (IhIKR)
350 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who says "Nothing will happen."
Something happened.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2025 02:09 PM (pkeXY)
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343 The people I saw wandering aimlessly and disheveled yesterday on Market St were not stoned.
They were not cool at all.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:07 PM (I8Tp0)
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Check out the Kensington area of Philly sometime. They call it "Zombieville". Last stats showed that the local fire companies had less than 10% fire calls, and over 90% drug overdose calls.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 02:09 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 02:09 PM (Ia/+0)
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Anybody in coastal Carolina? The SEA @ CAR game is shrouded in fog- so low, the stadium light stands are partially obscured
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:10 PM (ZxPkt)
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"Sawww...reeee...."
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 02:08 PM (3nLb4)
Mission Accomplished!
Posted by: George W B. at December 28, 2025 02:10 PM (QVzW0)
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>>> I'm exaggerating to make the point that alcohol causes social harm of an entirely different magnitude. There is a multi billion-dollar alcohol addiction industry. But not a similar one for weed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (I8Tp0)
I will say this... I know someone who's a counselor for disabled students at a university, and they were legally obligated to serve students who had a disability due to pot usage. I wish I was kidding but I'm not. They smoked pot, their doctor felt they could prove it damaged their brain, and they got disability benefits. And this is in a conservative state! It's probably worse in blue states.
Now is that due to fraud in the education system being too liberal in identifying something as a disability? Or are there actual harms to the modern crop of cannabis use for teens, that are starting to manifest as gen z and gen alpha go to college?
Like nurse said, we need non biased studies for all this! Just pursue the science, and see where the chips fall.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:13 PM (gWBY1)
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Now is the time for Trump to hit blue States HARD.
Tell The People the real reason their gas is expensive. Tell them why their Heating Oil costs $0.35/gal more in MA than NH.
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They won't care: They hate Trump more.
They are beyond facts or reasoning now, it's all pure rage driving them.
Rage at losing, hatred at conservatives.
Comment on a clip of the MN fraud, says he used to live there, and not one of his friends or family there care.
I believe it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 02:14 PM (HXT0k)
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This rescheduling of MJ will not cause one more person in the country to start using it.
Name me a person who wants to use MJ right now, who is not because the federal government says it is drug without beneficial use. Name one. They don't exist. Those who want to use it already are. For those who don't, this is meaningless.
Posted by: Big Al at December 28, 2025 02:14 PM (miH5U)
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>>> They won't care: They hate Trump more.
They are beyond facts or reasoning now, it's all pure rage driving them. Rage at losing, hatred at conservatives
A podcaster I listen to joked that Trump derangement syndrome will one day be diagnosed as a real clinical disorder. And honestly, there's some truth to that! Too bad Hopium can't fix TDS.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:17 PM (gWBY1)
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I don't see a movement to re-criminalize pot unless and until there is a nationwide MADD-like campaign. MASD. Mothers Against Stoned Driving. For that to happen, there will need to be xxx number of kids and innocents killed per year because they were driving stoned. Killing themselves and/or others.
I hope enough people see the damage pot can do to lives before driving deaths get enough local news coverage to indicate action is required. Maybe we never reach that point. Does anyone know the number of people killed annually by stoned drivers, machine operators, and idiots?
Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2025 02:18 PM (5rh/l)
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86 thankyou. it still ain't legal federally.
my sis and my wife greatly benefitted from it towards the ends of there lives (pain, appetite).
we are hoping that this will change the 4473 form question interpretation in as far as using or being addicted to a substance. you shouldn't be denied your 2a rights because you hiball or blunt.
keep it away from kids (impossible) as todays moonrocks may cause psychotic breakdowns that otherwise might not occur.
such is the price of freedom.
Posted by: cmeat at December 28, 2025 02:23 PM (R11M+)
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Your friends are high right now
Your parents are high right now
That hot chick's high right now
That cop is high right now
The president's high right now
Your priest is high right now
Everyone's high as fuck right now
And no one's ever coming down
I am so frickin' bored
Nothing to do today
I guess I'll sit around and medicate (I medicate)
362Does anyone know the number of people killed annually by stoned drivers, machine operators, and idiots?
Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2025 02:18 PM
Via Grok:
In the US, total annual traffic fatalities hover around 40,000-43,000 in recent years.
The percentage of crash deaths involving cannabis doubled from 9% in 2000 to 21.5% in 2018, which would equate to roughly 8,600-9,000 deaths based on total figures, though not all are directly attributable to impairment.
Post-legalization studies estimate an increase of about 1,400 additional traffic fatalities annually due to recreational marijuana access, based on a 2.2% rise per billion miles driven.
Recent 2025 data from crash reviews indicates over 40% of deceased drivers tested positive for active THC, with levels often exceeding legal limits.
In 2018, about 12 million Americans reported driving under the influence of marijuana.
Grok: https://bit.ly/44OwbtA
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 28, 2025 02:48 PM (P5BPp)
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r.i.p. cow demon.
i've never had a car accident. but sometimes i get lost.
the bikey is a different story.
Posted by: cmeat at December 28, 2025 03:46 PM (R11M+)
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Gin was the crack cocaine of Victorian England.
Posted by: toby928(c) notes at December 28, 2025 04:00 PM (jc0TO)
365 But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push and you'll be smiling
Oh, yeah, yeah
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 04:03 PM (jc0TO)
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Just like any other mood enhancing chemicals, you've got to know your limit.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 28, 2025 04:07 PM (H0l69)
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I expected to hear "Momma told me not to come"
Posted by: Joy at December 28, 2025 05:14 PM (9xCHc)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at December 28, 2025 05:34 PM (OEaS0)
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I love getting high. In fact, I'm getting high right now. I consider my decision to start consuming Delta 8 as one of the best decisions of my life.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 28, 2025 07:02 PM (OETNH)
Sunday Morning Book Thread - 12-28-2025 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]
Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading. Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, enjoy a freshly-made batch of Chex Mix, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
VIDEO NOTE
This is a great example of how to build a proper library. I love the dome that simulates a skylight. Very nicely done. As everyone knows, a library needs a secret door so that the lord of the manor can escape when the peasants are storming the castle.
2025 READING RETROSPECTIVE
Welcome to the last Sunday Morning Book Thread of 2025! We'll fire up a whole new series of Sunday Morning Book Threads starting next week, though the format will most likely remain similar to the current format. If it ain't broke, I ain't fixing it.
Let's take a look back at 2025 and review some of my more notable reads...
Path to Ascendancy by Ian C. Esslemont -- Since I started 2024 reading Steven Erickson's Malazan Books of the Fallen, I thought it would be fun to start off with this series, which provides the backstory of how the Malazan Empire came to be. It turns out it was the greatest heist of all time, as Kellanved and his partner Dancer decided to forge an Empire from nothing using only their wits and chutzpah to make it happen. Not as good as Malazan but still a very fun read.
Watership Down by Richard Adams -- This has been recommend numerous times here, so I felt I had an obligation to give it a shot. Definitely worth it. Adams explores the life of bunny rabbits in an ordinary field in England, but he brings their whole society to life in a cool and interesting way. You can see how Adams has influenced many other authors who have used animals in their stories, such as Brian Jacques and Tad Williams.
Star Wars - New Jedi Order by various authors -- This was the initial launch of Star Wars Expanded Universe after Del Rey took it over from Bantam Spectra. It's a good thing they did, as they created a very cool space opera. It's a darned shame that the woke lunatics at Disney discarded all of this because they had a near-perfect blueprint of how they could have relaunched the Star Wars Cinematic Universe if they had adapted New Jedi Order material.
Hercule' Poirot's Casebook by Agatha Christie and The Complete Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle -- I'm lumping these together because they both epitomize the best of British mystery stories. Both authors have inspired countless other authors and television shows over the past hundred years or so. Absolutely well worth your time and effort to read these!
The Once and Future King by T.H. White -- One of the great classic retellings of the Arthurian legend. It's both humorous and quite dark at times. Very much a tragedy at the end. White's story has served as inspiration for numerous fantasy authors that followed in his wake.
Dracula and Other Stories by Bram Stoker -- This is one of my all-time favorite reads for 2025. I had no idea that Stoker's original telling of the vampire myth would be so compelling. I had a hard time putting it down. I now understand why it's been retold so many, many times over the past hundred years or so since it was originally published. Just an amazing story and well worth your time.
What are some of YOUR most memorable reads of 2025?
What do you have planned for 2026?
In my case, I can think of a few anticipated reads: Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey; The Conan stories by Robert E. Howard and the later ones written by Robert Jordan; a re-read of The Dresden Files prior to reading the most recent book that comes out in early January; some more Michael Moorcock, etc.
GK CHESTERTON ON FATHER CHRISTMAS
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5 PHASES OF READING FANTASY
At this point in my life, I'd definitely say I'm at stage (or phase) 5 of reading fantasy. That doesn't mean that I exclusively read that type of fantasy novel, but I can say that I've expanded my fantasy interests considerably over the past several decades.
One point that I think is lost a bit in the video above is that he's talking about CURRENT fantasy, meaning there is an enormous catalog of fantasy stories that simply didn't exist when I was growing up.
When I was a wee little squirrel, the landscape of fantasy literature was not the cultural juggernaut that it is today, thanks to the popularity of Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and other contemporary works. It was much more of a niche field of literature. It was still easy to find and quite popular among a certain subset of readers, but it didn't dominate book sales like it does today. So Viking's comments in his video are applicable to a reader getting started in TODAY'S fantasy literature environment, but it would have looked a lot different 30-40 years ago, when I first started out on my own fantasy literature journey.
For example, in my personal experience, my journey looked something like this:
PHASE 1 - Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis; Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander; Fairy Books by Andrew Lang, etc. Books I read when I was a child.
PHASE 2 - During my teenage years and into my adolescence, I was reading LOTS of books based on Dungeons and Dragons, such as the Dragonlance books, Forgotten Realms stories, and Ravenloft novels. I also started reading Terry Brooks' Shannara series, Tad Williams' Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn, Raymond E. Feist's Riftwar Saga, and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time.
PHASE 3 - In my twenties and thirties, I would have moved on to other fantasy series. In fact, I didn't even get around reading Harry Potter until this stage of my life as it didn't come out until then. I also started reading The Dresden Files and The Codex Alera, both by Jim Butcher, around this time. I also loved reading Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman (pick a series) as well.
PHASE 4 - I'm not quite sure what I'd put into this category, but it would have been stuff I've read in the last decade or so, I think. This is when "grimdark" fantasy started becoming really popular, so I read some of that, such as A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin, The Lightbringer by Brent Weeks, and Of Blood and Bone by John Gwynne.
PHASE 5 - Finally, at the end of my journey, in the current phase, I'm going back and attempting to read a lot of the classics of the genre that have influenced the genre from the beginning. Books like Watership Down by Richard Adams, Ursula K. LeGuin's Earthsea stories, or Anne McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern (still in my TBR pile). I've also read the Malazan books by Steven Erickson and Ian C. Esslemont, which I would not have read when I was much younger. Very complicated plot, but awesome characters and a fun ride.
Overall, I'd say I'm a fairly well-rounded fantasy reader, though I have my preferred tastes. Now that I'm entering my twilight years, I don't know that I'll branch out as much as I might have in the past, simply because the market is so over-saturated with content. I wouldn't even know where to start with a new author unless I have a really good recommendation from someone I trust.
Have you gone through phases like this in your life?
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MORON RECOMMENDATIONS
How does one clear the name of an accused murderer if he refuses to cooperate, is also a duke, and your brother? This is the quandary facing Lord Peter Wimsey in Dorothy Sayers' Clouds of Witness. In the story, the fiancé of their sister is found dying of a gunshot wound in the middle of the night, in the Duke of Denver's lodge with the Duke standing over him.
Peter Wimsey immediately races to the scene to try and clear his brother, but the Duke refuses to discuss the case, relying on the House of Lords to clear him. Wimsey must trace the clues of fiancé Cathcart's life and death to find out the truth. He must travel to Paris and then eventually New York to ferret out the answers, and then make a risky transatlantic flight to produce his evidence before the House.
The story involves several twists, including a member of the socialist party who is an additional suitor for his sister, a nearly fatal encounter in a bog near the manor, and dissembling by both his brother and sister. With a twist at the end, Wimsey wraps up the case with a shocking testimony in the House of Lords. This is another clever novel from one of the titans of the golden age of British mysteries.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 21, 2025 09:18 AM (0U5gm)
Comment: An American author, Edgar Allan Poe, might have created the detective mystery genre, but I think the British may have perfected it. Seems like a lot of early detective mystery authors came from the British Isles. That's not to say there aren't excellent American mystery authors, of course. However, I suspect a lot of them were influenced by British authors like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Dame Agatha Christie, and Dorothy Sayers, among others.
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Reading Piano Man by Charles Beauclerk, a biography of British pianist John Ogdon.
Winner of the 1962 Tchaikovsky Competition. Ogdon was a prodigiously talented pianist with a huge repertoire and extraordinary technique. But he had lifelong mental problems. He was the child of a tyrannical lunatic father and an unloving stage mother. His success at the keyboard led his agency to overwork and underpay him.
In 1973, he had a severe breakdown due to bipolar disorder. He never truly recovered and was in and out of mental institutions before dying in 1989 of undiagnosed diabetes. Even through all this, he continued to perform at an astonishing level, including a complete performance of Sorabji's 4 1/2 hour Opus Clavicembalisticum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2025 11:00 AM (tgvbd)
Comment: What is it about genius-level talent that it seems to come with a lot of drawbacks? Geniuses often seem to have terrible backgrounds in their lives, or suffer from other mental or physical disorders that hinder their abiliy to interact with normal people. They can be supremely competent in one or two areas, but may have extreme difficulties in leading a normal life. And yet, without them, human progress as a species might not be possible.
The Final Architecture Book 1 - Shards of Earth by Adrian Tchaikovsky
As I mentioned last week, I purchased this series with gift cards from my bosses at work. It's not a bad series at all, though I don't think Tchaikovsky lives up to the hype I've seen elsewhere.
The Architects--inscrutable, invulnerable, inevitable. They came from the the depths of unspace to remake inhabited planets, twisting them into bizarre, otherwordly, yet also beautiful artworks. Earth was only one of their most recent victims--ten billion souls wiped out in just a few hours as an Architect turned our beautiful blue jewel of a planet inside out. Nothing could stop them. Until one woman was able to form a psychic connection with an Architect to ask it one simple question: "Why?" Then they disappeared for over fifty years, while the rest of the galaxy recovered from the onslaught.
Now they are back and only one man, a broken remnant from the Intermediary program that stopped the Architects in their tracks, may hold the key to stopping them again. Unfortunately, every faction in the galaxy--both human and alien--now wants Idris on their side, as they know he's one of the very few people in history to survive an attack from an Architect. His mysterious gifts within unspace allow him deep insight into the Architects' mad schemes for reforming the galaxy on their terms.
The Final Architecture Book 2 - Eyes of the Void by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Idris and his companion Solace have stopped an Architect once again, at the same distant planet where they destroyed an Architect before. The Architects haven't forgotten. The Essiel Hegemony, once thought to be the only race capable of guarding planets against an Architect's attack have been proven to be as impotent as the rest of the galaxy. The Architects have also revealed a tiny weakness, a chink in their near-invincible armor that Idris and his companions hope to exploit to understand the Architects' overall goal and perhaps save the remaining human colonies. Unfortunately, galaxy has devolved into a bickering shooting war over trivial nonsense, instead of uniting to face the new threats.
Finished the third in the Mistborn series this week. I was interested enough to see how it ended, but the allomancy system is contrived and complicated, and I am losing interest in that. Probably won't read the fourth.
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Quoth the Perfessor: "Seems like a lot of early detective mystery authors came from the British Isles. That's not to say there aren't excellent American mystery authors, of course. However, I suspect a lot of them were influenced by British authors like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Dame Agatha Christie, and Dorothy Sayers, among others."
Ellery Queen was influenced at first by S.S. Van Dine's Philo Vance stories, which in the Twenties were best-sellers. However, I suspect Van Dine was influenced by the British authors who were writing before his first novel came out in '26 or so -- Christie and Doyle, maybe Sayers. The Twenties were the beginning of a Golden Age for the classic mystery puzzle story.
John mDickson Carr (who has said the Twenties "thronged with sheer brains" in mysteries) was an in-betweener. Born in PA, he moved to England in his youth and became part of the British mystery landscape. People reading his works thought he was English.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:06 AM (wzUl9)
Howdy, Horde. Hope everyone did a lot of friends-and-family-visiting, partying, overeating, sleeping in. All that fun holiday stuff.
Not a lot of reading this week. Who can say why? Am now revisiting Robert Silverberg's The Stochastic Man. Set in the early 2000s, written in the 70s, so there's a view of the WTC towers out of an office window. Who says sf foretells the future?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 09:08 AM (q3u5l)
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Still reading Chernow's Grant biography. I really can't skim through it; the writing is too good.
Grant grew up in an abolitionist family and was very anti-slavery but didn't know how to deal with the issue. However, he never dithered on secession. He supposed the Constitution allowed the original thirteen states to secede, but such a right "was never possessed at all by Florida or the states west of the Mississippi, all of which were purchased by the treasury of the entire nation. Texas and the territory brought into the Union in consequence of annexation, were purchased with both blood and treasure."
I never thought about it that way.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:09 AM (kpS4V)
This week I finished Zeus: A Journey Through Greece in the Footsteps of a God, by one Tom Stone. It covers the history of the worship of Zeus, but also sets many of the mythological events, including the Trojan War, in chronological order (as close as can be known). Very readable and fascinating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:09 AM (wzUl9)
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Oh, yeah -- it’s obvious in retrospect that Ian Fleming had grown tired of James Bond, judging from Bond's thoughts in the short story "Quantum of Solace" in the compilation "For Your Eyes Only."
The story is a tale related to Bond by the senior British official in the Bahamas. It's about a cuckolded diplomat who takes revenge on his wife by separating from her Inside their house, and, later, acquiring a divorce and leaving her penniless. Upon hearing the story, Bond reflects on the mission he has just completed -- and considers it childish, a story fit only for dullards. Way to crap on your readership, Fleming.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025 09:10 AM (p/isN)
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Before I read it, I didn't know that Dracula was an epistolary novel.
Clever books, like epistolary novels, have always interested me. One comes to mind which I stumbled upon long ago, and found it as fascinating as I found the characters distasteful. When Captain Pierre Laclos first published Les Liasons Dangereuses in 1782, it caused such a scandal that it was briefly banned. Of course, this only made it even more popular behind closed doors. Eventually, a publisher's note was added to the novel, insisting that the author in no way represented the truth.
The story behind the story is that a series of letters, mostly between the Marquise de Merteuil and the Vicomte de Valmont, had been found and assembled, and when put into chronological order, told a strange immoral tale. These two aristocrats schemed between themselves to seduce a young noblewoman; for Merteuil, it was revenge, and for Valmont, merely the challenge.
The letters tell the story in both statements and hints, and describes the cooperation and then competition between the decadent pair. Eventually, the competition turns into hatred, and Valmont exposes Merteuil and ruins her.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28, 2025 09:11 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 28, 2025 09:11 AM (eZ5tL)
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Finished the third in the Mistborn series this week. I was interested enough to see how it ended, but the allomancy system is contrived and complicated, and I am losing interest in that. Probably won't read the fourth.
Sometimes, fantasy gets too fantastical for me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 28, 2025 09:06 AM (h7ZuX)
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The Wax and Wayne novels within the Mistborn universe are very different. Much more steampunk with a touch of magic. The allomancy system hasn't changed, though there are a few more wrinkles to the magic system as a whole that are exploited by the antagonists.
I liked the Wax and Wayne series more than the original Mistborn.
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When I was a wee little squirrel, the landscape of fantasy literature was not the cultural juggernaut that it is today, thanks to the popularity of Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and other contemporary works. It was much more of a niche field of literature. It was still easy to find and quite popular among a certain subset of readers, but it didn't dominate book sales like it does today.
Yeah, apparently it's going to next year as well:
https://tinyurl.com/4f4kc5ss
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2025 09:11 AM (uQesX)
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If that secret door in the corner of the library doesn't lead to an additional secret library, I don't see the point.
22Seems like a lot of early detective mystery authors came from the British Isles. That's not to say there aren't excellent American mystery authors, of course. However, I suspect a lot of them were influenced by British authors like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Dame Agatha Christie, and Dorothy Sayers, among others.
In that spirit, I'm going to recommend two books:
1. The Art of the English Murder by Lucy Worsley. It's a literary accompaniment to the BBC series A Very British Murder and traces the evolution of the detective story from the Ripper murders through Holmes and then on to Christie, Sayers and on to Hitchcock.
2. The Mysterious Case of the Victorian Female Detective by Sara Lodge. This is exactly what it promises: a look at not only the real women who worked as private eyes in England (usually London), but their fictional counterparts such as Lady Molly of Scotland Yard and Dora Myrl, Lady Detective.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 28, 2025 09:12 AM (ufSfZ)
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I'll post my book roundup next Sunday. I'll say now that I was surprised that I read so few comics.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025 09:13 AM (p/isN)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 28, 2025 09:13 AM (bXbFr)
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It's kind of odd: I'm a D&D nerd and have been since I was very young, but I don't really read a lot of fantasy. I've read some. But I tend to read horror and sci-fi instead for the most part, when reading fiction. The last fantasy thing I read, more than a years ago, I think, were the Jirel of Joiry stories.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2025 09:13 AM (IfMHM)
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I liked the Wax and Wayne series more than the original Mistborn.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2025 09:11 AM (ESVrU)
When I'm in the mood for fantasy again, I'll check that out. Thanks!
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Good morning fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week, and year, of reading.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 09:14 AM (yTvNw)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:00 AM (wzUl9)
I have a couple more reccos for you. I'll email later.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2025 09:15 AM (uQesX)
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This week's 'these pants' sample is silly but I admire the way the fit and the filling.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 09:15 AM (yTvNw)
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Also this week, a "cozy" mystery in a series by David Rosenfelt, And To All a Good Bite. Christmas happens during the novel, but it is not a Christmas story. It's better than most modern "cozies." The narrator is a retired male lawyer, married to an ex-cop and with a team of investigators, who tells his story in a funny fashion. For instance, a suspect tells the hero, Andy Carpenter, "Your reputation precedes you." Andy comes back with, "That always happens. I ask it not to; I explain that we should enter rooms at the same time, but reputations seem to have a mind of their own."
He winds up defending a young man who threatened a local (New Jersey) billionaire. The solution to the mystery is not bad, no Ellery Queen thunderbolt, but well done enough.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:16 AM (wzUl9)
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Still reading Chernow's Grant biography. I really can't skim through it; the writing is too good.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
I found this book at an after Christmas sale; looking forward to it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28, 2025 09:16 AM (0U5gm)
I noticed there's no LOTR in your fantasy reading journey.
Did the possibility of Ents give you as a young squirrel too many nightmares?
Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2025 09:16 AM (iJfKG)
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[]This week I finished Zeus: A Journey Through Greece in the Footsteps of a God, by one Tom Stone. It covers the history of the worship of Zeus, but also sets many of the mythological events, including the Trojan War, in chronological order (as close as can be known). Very readable and fascinating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:09 AM (wzUl9)
You might enjoy Tony Perrotett's Route A.D. 66 (published in the US as Pagan Holidays). He decides to take the Roman version of the Grand Tour, using ancient guidebooks and travels from Rome to Greece and on to Egypt and Arabia. Clever and funny.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 28, 2025 09:16 AM (ufSfZ)
34Oh, yeah -- it’s obvious in retrospect that Ian Fleming had grown tired of James Bond, judging from Bond's thoughts in the short story "Quantum of Solace" in the compilation "For Your Eyes Only."
The story is a tale related to Bond by the senior British official in the Bahamas. It's about a cuckolded diplomat who takes revenge on his wife by separating from her Inside their house, and, later, acquiring a divorce and leaving her penniless. Upon hearing the story, Bond reflects on the mission he has just completed -- and considers it childish, a story fit only for dullards. Way to crap on your readership, Fleming.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025
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I've always read it as Fleming was trying to do a Somerset Maugham-type story. An experiment or a bit of fun, not a true Bond adventure. As I recall, though, Bond reflects on the story he has heard and considers the intelligence briefing he's due to attend the next day as childish and colorless by comparison, not the tale he was told.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:19 AM (wzUl9)
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My most memorable read in 2025 has been my working slowly through the new Ignatius Catholic Study Bible, which Dr. Scott Hahn spent 27 years shepherding to creation. I cannot recommend it too highly. It's simply a masterpiece, with copious notes in each book that connect the OT with the New Testament in ways that I never knew were connections.
Second most memorable reads were probably everything by Adrian Tchaikovsky that I read and/or re-read, including all three of The Final Architecture trilogy (as The Perfessor notes he's reading now) which are genius-level story-telling, plus "Shroud," "Alien Clay," and "Service Model." He has a new book in the "Children of Time/Ruin/Memory" series called "Children of Strife" coming out in 2026.
Also memorable, if a bit of a slog through 3500 pp w/a messianic drama queen protagonist, is the 7 book Empire of Silence series by Christopher Ruocchio. I've got 2 more days of reading until the end of the 7th book. Recommended, but with apprehension. It's a long series, with the main guy announcing in the 1st chapter of the 1st book that he commits genocide by destroying a sun, then 7 books to get to the destroying. GET ON WITH IT, MATE!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2025 09:19 AM (/RHNq)
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As far as the coming year, I'm not aware of anything coming out that I want to read. I suppose the year will be like all the others - traveling to used bookstores and picking up anything that strikes my fancy, then putting them on a shelf and never getting to them.
I've got a couple of Third Reich books I must get to and a slew of English history works that I've barely made a dent in, as well as half-a-dozen books on the Revolution that I haven't even cracked open.
And that's without even mentioning my own book which needs to be finished. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 28, 2025 09:20 AM (ufSfZ)
Wolfus, I spent part of last week watching the third "Knives Out" movie, "Wake Up Dead Man," which included shoutouts to John Dickson Carr's works. I'll have to put some of those on the TBR list for this coming year.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025 09:20 AM (p/isN)
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We're celebrating Christmas this afternoon with the family. We don't do gift exchanges anymore, but we're all readers, so we have a book exchange. Everybody brings books and we put then in a basket for everyone to peruse and choose.
Hoping my kids bring something that isn't woke nonsense!
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"When I was a wee little squirrel, the landscape of fantasy literature was not the cultural juggernaut that it is today, thanks to the popularity of Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and other contemporary works. It was much more of a niche field of literature. It was still easy to find and quite popular among a certain subset of readers, but it didn't dominate book sales like it does today."
Fantasy? When I was a teen and young adult, there were only two "trilogies" I knew of, LoTR and Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast. And the science fiction section in a respected bookseller downtown was one single bookcase, no more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:21 AM (wzUl9)
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Procrastination is the thief of time that series started off promisingly with the world building...
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 28, 2025 09:22 AM (bXbFr)
Would also work at a MoMee. Just putting that out there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:22 AM (kpS4V)
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Before I read it, I didn't know that Dracula was an epistolary novel.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28
They're a bit harder to write. The ALH epistolary is at a standstill. Waiting to hear from one of our writers if we're going to continue, or drop it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2025 09:23 AM (uQesX)
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I do need to go out and clear the snow and ice off my car in order to run a few errands. It's 17 degrees out, and I wouldn't usually move, but we've got ice storms predicted for tonight and tomorrow, so today is the only time I'll have.
I really hate winter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 28, 2025 09:23 AM (ufSfZ)
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I'm at Fantasy Phase Zero. I think the Hobbit is the only one I've ever read, unless Poe and Gogol are considered fantasy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 28, 2025 09:23 AM (XvL8K)
45Wolfus, I spent part of last week watching the third "Knives Out" movie, "Wake Up Dead Man," which included shoutouts to John Dickson Carr's works. I'll have to put some of those on the TBR list for this coming year.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025
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Yes -- I understand this third film is a locked room puzzle. Always fun if they are done well. Carr was a superb plotter and a good writer as well. His characters are lively, and there are flashes of unexpected humor, such as when he refers to gargantuan Dr. Fell standing with \his two canes, "swaying like a tethered elephant."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:23 AM (wzUl9)
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I've got a couple of Third Reich books I must get to and a slew of English history works that I've barely made a dent in, as well as half-a-dozen books on the Revolution that I haven't even cracked open.
And that's without even mentioning my own book which needs to be finished. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 28, 2025 09:20 AM (ufSfZ)
MPPPP, I heartily recommend the Richard J. Evan’s trilogy on the Third Reich if you haven’t read that yet.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:24 AM (5QJ42)
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Would also work at a MoMee. Just putting that out there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:22 AM (kpS4V)
Ooooh, yeah, that would be the best of book exchanges!
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Still making my way through the James Madison bio that I have. It will soon be 2026, so I want to read more on those guys as this nation nears its 250th birthday.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:25 AM (5QJ42)
49You might enjoy Tony Perrotett's Route A.D. 66 (published in the US as Pagan Holidays). He decides to take the Roman version of the Grand Tour, using ancient guidebooks and travels from Rome to Greece and on to Egypt and Arabia. Clever and funny.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 28, 2025
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I would love that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:26 AM (wzUl9)
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MPPPP, I heartily recommend the Richard J. Evan’s trilogy on the Third Reich if you haven’t read that yet.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:24 AM (5QJ42)
Not even autocorrect knows how to use apostrophes. It’s Richard J. Evans.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:26 AM (5QJ42)
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Yay Book Thread! I finished my re-reading of The Hobbit, enjoyed it quite a bit and since it had been more than a decade, I picked up on a lot of British humor that had evaded me in my pre-Waugh days.
Not much additional reading as I'm spending a bunch of time at the painting table and working on revisions to Conqueror.
I surprised Mrs. Lloyd with a copy of the Ignatius Press Study Bible and she is absolutely thrilled. I might get a glimpse of it sometime in 2027.
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Morning Horde.
Since my life became a swing shift dance I haven't read much at all. Mostly tech news stories. Somehow 1am, when I go to bed now just isn't a curl up with a book sort of time.
I think this Groq IP purchase (willowed from tech thread) during Christmas may affect my life in ways I have yet to realize. Starting to wonder if there is even a company to go back to after that legalese crap. I guess as one of the 5 people working next week I'll know soon enough. Whole company except Maintenence off until Jan 5.
Posted by: Reforger at December 28, 2025 09:27 AM (EjADr)
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Would also work at a MoMee. Just putting that out there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:22 AM (kpS4V)
Ooooh, yeah, that would be the best of book exchanges!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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It was done at a TXMoMe before.
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I'm now reading Peter Nichols' "Final Voyage". Polar excursions gone horribly wrong are my favorite disasters to read in the comfort of my living room.
Interesting bits about the Quaker whaling aristocracy of New Bedford. Hence Ahab. "From Hell's heart I stab at thee!"
(Also Khan Noonian Singh -- getting the obligatory Trek reference out of the way.)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:28 AM (kpS4V)
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It was done at a TXMoMe before.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 28, 2025 09:27 AM (VCgbV)
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Aw, I missed it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:30 AM (kpS4V)
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Would also work at a MoMee. Just putting that out there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
I can just imagine the thought that would go into selecting books that are disturbing or perverted to put in the pile.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28, 2025 09:30 AM (0U5gm)
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Most notable reading for the year? That will require some thought but off the top of my head:
- Theo of Golden by Allen Levi - Simply the best novel I've read in years.
- Phantastes by George MacDonald - This was a reread but for the first time I paid proper attention to the quality of the writing and the power of his imagination. I can better understand how it effected a young CS Lewis.
- Mariner by Malcolm Guite - A biography of Coleridge and how The Ancient Mariner mirrored his life and set a tone for poetry for a century.
- Poetry in general and especially the Romantic Era poets like Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake and Shelly and getting to Tennyson.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 09:30 AM (yTvNw)
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. Texas and the territory brought into the Union in consequence of annexation, were purchased with both blood and treasure."
I never thought about it that way.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:09 AM (kpS4V)
Tomorrow is the 180th anniversary of Texas’s annexation. On 19 February 1846, President Anson Jones, last President of the Republic of Texas, declared that “the Republic of Texas is no more.”
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:30 AM (5QJ42)
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It's kind of odd: I'm a D&D nerd and have been since I was very young, but I don't really read a lot of fantasy. I've read some. But I tend to read horror and sci-fi instead for the most part, when reading fiction. The last fantasy thing I read, more than a years ago, I think, were the Jirel of Joiry stories.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2025 09:13 AM (IfMHM)
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Same. I read Tolkien in middle school, played lots of D&D, got into David Eddings, a little of Xanth, and Dragonlance basically wrecked my interest in fantasy as a genre.
From that point it was history and other nonfiction stuff, with Conrad and Tolkien's other writings mixed in.
Kind of crazy to think that upon his death, J.R.R. had published two books, and some compilations/essays, and now one can (and should) fill a shelf with his various drafts and further writings.
60It's kind of odd: I'm a D&D nerd and have been since I was very young, but I don't really read a lot of fantasy. I've read some. But I tend to read horror and sci-fi instead for the most part, when reading fiction. The last fantasy thing I read, more than a years ago, I think, were the Jirel of Joiry stories.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2025
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Though I've never really played D & D, I write fantasy myself. But a lot of the modern things are bloated texts that look daunting, and it seems they often begin with someone looking out of a tower and reflecting on the Good Old Days when King Arglebargle ruled the land. In other words, a lot of modern fantasy bores me.
I love Larry Niven's The Magic Goes Away stories, and Fred Saberhagen's Empire of the East and his Books of Swords series. Compact, crisply told, and imaginative.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:30 AM (wzUl9)
61MPPPP, I heartily recommend the Richard J. Evan’s trilogy on the Third Reich if you haven’t read that yet.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:24 AM (5QJ42)
I'm looking at it right now. I've also got all the major Hitler bios as well.
My library was featured on a Book Thread a few weeks back. If you can find the link, you'll see all the Schickelgruber stuff I have.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 28, 2025 09:31 AM (ufSfZ)
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(Also Khan Noonian Singh -- getting the obligatory Trek reference out of the way.)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:28 AM (kpS4V)
Great. That checks off the Tolkien box, and the Star Trek box. Now, just waiting for a Matt Helm reference, and we're set!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2025 09:31 AM (uQesX)
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Interesting bits about the Quaker whaling aristocracy of New Bedford. Hence Ahab. "From Hell's heart I stab at thee!"
(Also Khan Noonian Singh -- getting the obligatory Trek reference out of the way.)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:28 AM (kpS4V)
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There's an alien character in Eyes of the Void by Adrian Tchaikovsky (see above) nicknamed "Ahab" because it's hellbent on getting revenge on the Architects that destroyed its homeworld and turned its civilization into nomads.
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I'm now reading Peter Nichols' "Final Voyage". Polar excursions gone horribly wrong are my favorite disasters to read in the comfort of my living room.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
I read that one a few weeks ago. When I stumbled upon it in the bookstore, what struck me is that I had never heard of the story before; one would think that hundreds of whalers being stranded in ice would have been a well known story.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28, 2025 09:34 AM (0U5gm)
That's what I meant. Bond considers his mission to have been less interesting than the story of domestic discord he has just heard.
"The Hildebrand Rarity," the final story in FYEO, has Bond acting more like the Saint in that he tampers with evidence to conceal a horrific homicide. The mission he had completed -- an assessment of the defenses of the Seychelles -- is tossed off as a mere prologue to the story.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025 09:34 AM (p/isN)
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Texas and the territory brought into the Union in consequence of annexation, were purchased with both blood and treasure."
I never thought about it that way.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:09 AM (kpS4V)
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Grant had fought in the Mexican War and so knew people who were maimed or killed in it. They didn't die so that Texas could say "Meh, never mind" 15 years later.
In Battles and Leaders, there is an essay about the evacuation of Texas, and the author points out that while about half of the officers deserted, none of the enlistment men did, despite various efforts to bribe them and the hardship of dragging their family from the western frontier to the coast in the face of increasingly hostile locals.
Some companies were entirely without officers, and NCOs had to take over everything. Not a good look for West Point.
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54 I'm now reading Peter Nichols' "Final Voyage". Polar excursions gone horribly wrong are my favorite disasters to read in the comfort of my living room.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:28 AM (kpS4V)
I'm reading this one right now, also. I had no idea that the whaling industry was so dominated by Quakers. And I'd never really thought about whale oil in the industrial age--I've always assumed that the gears of the machine era were greased with petroleum, but it was whale oil at first. Did not know.
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Phantastes by George MacDonald - This was a reread but for the first time I paid proper attention to the quality of the writing and the power of his imagination. I can better understand how it effected a young CS Lewis.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 09:30 AM (yTvNw)
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This reminds me I need to add George MacDonald to my TBR pile for 2026...
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25 It's kind of odd: I'm a D&D nerd and have been since I was very young, but I don't really read a lot of fantasy. I've read some. But I tend to read horror and sci-fi instead for the most part, when reading fiction. The last fantasy thing I read, more than a years ago, I think, were the Jirel of Joiry stories.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2025 09:13 AM (IfMHM)
Any interest I had in fantasy was destroyed in fourth grade. My otherwise amazing fourth grade teacher would read us The Chronicles of Narnia and that killed it for me. Yet, in HS I got into D&D. I still have a few D&D books in the library.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:37 AM (5QJ42)
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I wanted to poke my head in for a few minutes before heading out, so time to bundle up and make the trek to the dairy.
Hope you all have a wonderful day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 28, 2025 09:37 AM (ufSfZ)
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Currently I'm reading the fourth and last (?) of Robert Parker's own Western novels about Virgil Cole and Everett Hitch, Blue-Eyed Devil. Like most of RP's stories, it's a fast read. As I go I picture Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen, who played the two leads in the film of Appaloosa.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:37 AM (wzUl9)
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Good Old Days when King Arglebargle ruled the land.
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"In the same year, the 1,623rd year of the Third Age, the Naugahyde brothers, Brasso and Drano, led a large following of boggies across the Gallowine River disguised as a band of itinerant graverobbers and took control from the High King at Ribroast.*
*Either Arglebargle IV or somebody else."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:37 AM (kpS4V)
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I finished Pride and Prejudice. This is reading just for enjoyment. No earth shaking events but wonderful, expressive writing and insights into her characters. Glad I got the fancy B and N leatherbound edition of all her novels since I'm sure I'll be reading all of them.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 09:38 AM (yTvNw)
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I've always assumed that the gears of the machine era were greased with petroleum, but it was whale oil at first. Did not know.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 28, 2025 09:35 AM (h7ZuX)
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Whalepunk!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:38 AM (kpS4V)
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I'm reading this one right now, also. I had no idea that the whaling industry was so dominated by Quakers. And I'd never really thought about whale oil in the industrial age--I've always assumed that the gears of the machine era were greased with petroleum, but it was whale oil at first. Did not know.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
In the book, Nichols shows how petroleum was growing to replace whale oil as whaling became more and more difficult due to over fishing.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28, 2025 09:39 AM (0U5gm)
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Grant had fought in the Mexican War and so knew people who were maimed or killed in it. They didn't die so that Texas could say "Meh, never mind" 15 years later.
In Battles and Leaders, there is an essay about the evacuation of Texas, and the author points out that while about half of the officers deserted, none of the enlistment men did, despite various efforts to bribe them and the hardship of dragging their family from the western frontier to the coast in the face of increasingly hostile locals.
Some companies were entirely without officers, and NCOs had to take over everything. Not a good look for West Point.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 28, 2025 09:34 AM (ZOv7s)
General Twiggs surrendered Union forces straightaway after TX secession.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:39 AM (5QJ42)
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I love those levels of Fantasy reader! And there’s different paths than he mentions, because of course all craft their own path. I was more of a sci-fi reader, so although my gateway was Tolkien, I went from him into Zelazny and then Dune.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 09:41 AM (8kBBB)
78 "The Hildebrand Rarity," the final story in FYEO, has Bond acting more like the Saint in that he tampers with evidence to conceal a horrific homicide. The mission he had completed -- an assessment of the defenses of the Seychelles -- is tossed off as a mere prologue to the story.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025
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I don't know if Fleming sold one or more of those five to magazines, or if they were simply shorts he wrote and put together as his Bond book for 1960.
His later (and best) short story, "The Living Daylights," first appeared in the American "men's magazine" True. I read it there when it was new. The writer of the Bond film by that name used the short as a springboard to the larger adventure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:41 AM (wzUl9)
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Never had much interest in diving into the Narnia or Perelandra books. But I liked what I've read of Lewis's non-fiction. Is a puzzlement. Read LotR in high school (the unauthorized Ace paperbacks) and have never revisited -- picked up the trilogy for the Kindle a couple of months back, but haven't gotten around to opening it up yet.
These days I seem to spend almost as much time trying to decide what to cull from the shelves as I do reading. Who was it who said we spend the first half of our lives accumulating our possessions and the second half getting rid of them so we can die unencumbered? That guy was wrong -- I shoulda started the unencumbering sooner.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 09:42 AM (q3u5l)
80 I'm reading this one right now, also. I had no idea that the whaling industry was so dominated by Quakers. And I'd never really thought about whale oil in the industrial age--I've always assumed that the gears of the machine era were greased with petroleum, but it was whale oil at first. Did not know.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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I've read that the US auto industry was still using whale oil at least in part to lubricate auto transmissions. If so, no wonder those GM transmissions of the Fifties and Sixties were so smooth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:43 AM (wzUl9)
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77 I love those levels of Fantasy reader! And there’s different paths than he mentions, because of course all craft their own path. I was more of a sci-fi reader, so although my gateway was Tolkien, I went from him into Zelazny and then Dune.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 09:41 AM (8kBBB)
I always saw sci fi as something one has to do a lot of sifting in to get to the good stuff. I didn’t read Dune until I was 28.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:43 AM (5QJ42)
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In the book, Nichols shows how petroleum was growing to replace whale oil as whaling became more and more difficult due to over fishing.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28, 2025 09:39 AM (0U5gm)
I'm really glad you recommended this one, as I'm pretty sure I'd never have come across it, otherwise.
83 Good Old Days when King Arglebargle ruled the land.
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"In the same year, the 1,623rd year of the Third Age, the Naugahyde brothers, Brasso and Drano, led a large following of boggies across the Gallowine River disguised as a band of itinerant graverobbers and took control from the High King at Ribroast.*
*Either Arglebargle IV or somebody else."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025
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That's where I got it, Eris. Hey, if you're gonna steal, steal from the best!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:44 AM (wzUl9)
84 A while back someone asked about books taking place in Thailand....
Bangkok 8....by John Burdett.... It continues for a series of six novels I believe....
The Coroner's Lunch....by Colin Cotterill.... It continues for like a dozen or more novels.... ( This actually takes place in Laos)
Both are excellent authors ..... I've really enjoyed the books...
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 28, 2025 09:45 AM (AnYFw)
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General Twiggs surrendered Union forces straightaway after TX secession.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:39 AM (5QJ42)
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One of the most ruthless yet lesser known Union commanders was George Thomas, a loyal Virginian. He alone accomplished the platonic ideal of generalship: utterly destroying an army in the field, to the point that it was no longer a cohesive fighting force. Yes, he had numbers, but so did lots of Union generals.
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Narnia was my gateway (fittingly enough), then Prydaine and Tolkien, natch. But what ramped it up was Lin Carter's "Imaginary Wirlds", which introduced my young self to the pioneers of the genre, who were getting a boost from being republished during the fantasy boom of the 70's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:45 AM (kpS4V)
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I always saw sci fi as something one has to do a lot of sifting in to get to the good stuff. I didn’t read Dune until I was 28.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:43 AM (5QJ42)
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It's even worse nowadays.
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Well, it's time to start my annual reading of LOTR. (Obligatory Tolkien reference.) This will be number sixty. I'm going to use what I consider my 'working' copy. A flexbound one volume edition that is comfortable to hold, with good size print, and inexpensive to replace if needed. One difference this time is I'm going to highlight and annotate the phrases and passages that are especially meaningful to me. Something I can thumb through in the future just for fun.
I expect this to take a few weeks to finish but I'm in no hurry. LOTR may be the quintessential winter read.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 09:48 AM (yTvNw)
90I always saw sci fi as something one has to do a lot of sifting in to get to the good stuff. I didn’t read Dune until I was 28.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025
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I didn't begin to appreciate SF until I was about nineteen, when I read Heinlein's collection The Past Through Tomorrow, his future history stories which include Lazarus Long and "Slipstick" Libby the human calculator. Before, I always thought of it as stories with surprise endings, as on Twilight Zone.
Though I did read Larry Niven's early Known Space tale, "At the Core," when I was fifteen. I said to myself, "Now why can't there be more SF stories like that?" I had no idea he was writing and publishing them *right then.*
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 09:48 AM (wzUl9)
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>>I've always assumed that the gears of the machine era were greased with petroleum, but it was whale oil at first. Did not know.
At one time Nantucket was the richest city in America.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 09:48 AM (viF8m)
.....oh.....and.... A Killing Smile....by Christopher G. Moore.... I think he has three or four novels in his series on Thailand.....
Hope this helps whomever was asking about Thailand novels a few weeks back.....
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 28, 2025 09:48 AM (AnYFw)
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I always saw sci fi as something one has to do a lot of sifting in to get to the good stuff. I didn’t read Dune until I was 28.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 09:43 AM (5QJ42)
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I read Dune because we were on vacation and I'd finished the book I brought and found a copy in a used book store in Grayling. It was much talked about with the movie and books still coming out, so I read it. And the sequel. And the other sequel. And then I quit.
Finished the series in Germany in 2009 because...wait for it...I finished the book I brought, and they were at the base used book store.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)
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No festive chapeau for the squirrel to ring in the New Year with?
Are these the standards to which we wish to aspire?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 09:52 AM (0sNs1)
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At one time Nantucket was the richest city in America.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 09:48 AM (viF8m)
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Popularized in countless limericks.
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“ Sing to the Lord a new song,
his praise from the ends of the earth,
you who go down to the sea, and all that is in it,
you islands, and all who live in them.”
Isaiah 42:10
Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2025 09:52 AM (Bskt7)
Fleming did sell some of the FYEO stories to magazines. "The Hildebrand Rarity," for example, first appeared in Playboy. Odd for a story that has no sex scenes.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025 09:52 AM (p/isN)
99 I lost the note I wrote about the question on Thai novels.....I believe the person's nic was Trimengist....or something like that ... Sorry if I'm butchering the name....
Good reading to all....
Happy New Year !!
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 28, 2025 09:54 AM (AnYFw)
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“ The Lord replied to Moses, “Whoever has sinned against me I will blot out of my book.”
Exodus 32:33
Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2025 09:55 AM (Bskt7)
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68 ... "This reminds me I need to add George MacDonald to my TBR pile for 2026..."
Perfessor.
For the fiction, my favorite is still Phantastes with "At the Back of the North Wind" a close second. For his nonfiction, "A Dish of Orts" is a series of his essays on various topics and is wonderful for his insights and the quality of his writing. Just a suggestion.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 09:55 AM (yTvNw)
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JTB, I got so much from my recent re-reading of the LotR trilogy. As we change over the years, so too do the segments that hit hard. This time, it was the air of fatalistic despair hovering over the company as the forces of evil gathered and grew stronger. Yet our heroes persevered in spite of it because their sense of honor and what was right demanded it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:55 AM (kpS4V)
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I recently read Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein. An interesting novel that raises serious questions. Nothing like the Karloff stereotype.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)
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Ran across Heinlein's The Puppet Masters when I was 12 or 13 and for the next decade read almost nothing but sf for pleasure. It was a great time to stumble into the field. The paperback houses were reprinting tons of the stuff, so it was easy to find a lot of Heinlein, Bester, Asimov, Clarke, Bradbury, and others.
But the sf novel of the day was generally 50-60K words, and by the end of that decade of almost only sf I'd become reluctant to dive into something like, say, Bleak House or The Brothers Karamazov, and the denser prose of someone like Conrad or Nabokov had become off-putting. And I don't think I'm entirely over that yet.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 09:56 AM (q3u5l)
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Thank you for this post Perfessor! I very much enjoyed that video explaining the "stages" lol. Level 5 is for sure where I am - and he even mentioned my last read, The Fisherman, which was wonderful.
68 Phantastes by George MacDonald - This was a reread but for the first time I paid proper attention to the quality of the writing and the power of his imagination. I can better understand how it effected a young CS Lewis.
This book is absolutely divine and I highly recommend it!
I'm currently reading more Kelly Link because I enjoyed Get in Trouble so much - she's very very fun to read.
I'm also re-reading Hyperion because I made my husband read some Dan Simmons and felt I needed to go back through the Cantos myself.
Got lots of books for Christmas as well as gave them - hoping my kids read their gifts at least a bit!
I would put Jack Vance in one of the later categories - just amazing stuff. he had Gene Wolfe in Level 4 which is fair but he has loads of more accessible stuff that could even go in Level 1 tbh
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 28, 2025 09:58 AM (emBoF)
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I think I'm on Level 1 for fantasy reading, as I've read LOTR and the Narnia books, and Tad Williams' Otherworld series, and am just starting Sanderson's Mistborn series, which I'm enjoying. But the video makes me want to explore the other levels.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at December 28, 2025 09:58 AM (tRYqg)
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JTB, I got so much from my recent re-reading of the LotR trilogy. As we change over the years, so too do the segments that hit hard. This time, it was the air of fatalistic despair hovering over the company as the forces of evil gathered and grew stronger. Yet our heroes persevered in spite of it because their sense of honor and what was right demanded it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 09:55 AM (kpS4V)
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I'm not quite ready to go through and read it again, but last (a year ago) I focused on faith, specifically how many times and ways blessings are offered and prayers (often in song) are offered. LotR is kind of a contrast with other fantasy that has temples and clerics and such because it keeps things more subtle, but elvish/numenorean realms were very much ruled by priest-kings.
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my gateway to fantasy reading was Dragonriders series for sure. and Tolkien after that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 28, 2025 10:00 AM (emBoF)
112Fleming did sell some of the FYEO stories to magazines. "The Hildebrand Rarity," for example, first appeared in Playboy. Odd for a story that has no sex scenes.
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025
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There is a titillating moment when the girl, the villain's wife, first appears wearing a bikini. Fleming has Bond note that the bikini is flesh-colored, so that for a moment he thinks she is naked. Hey, in 1960, that was pretty racy stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 10:00 AM (wzUl9)
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Need to nip out to Aldi behind my place for some supplies. Back shortly!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 10:01 AM (wzUl9)
114I'm not quite ready to go through and read it again, but last (a year ago) I focused on faith
the best series in fantasy for faith is Gene Wolfe entire New Sun/Long Sun/whatever the last bit was (short sun?)
THE BEST
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 28, 2025 10:01 AM (emBoF)
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But the sf novel of the day was generally 50-60K words, and by the end of that decade of almost only sf I'd become reluctant to dive into something like, say, Bleak House or The Brothers Karamazov, and the denser prose of someone like Conrad or Nabokov had become off-putting. And I don't think I'm entirely over that yet.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 09:56 AM (q3u5l)
It gets tiring reading an overly long book. Shogun was great, but I don't really want to spend that much time anymore. Too old and tired. It's hard to write that much as well. One sf book is 90k words, but another is only 55. I don't like the current trend of books being 100k words. Novels are supposed to be good at 40k.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2025 10:03 AM (uQesX)
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Reading Jimmy Connor’s autobiography Outside the Lines. Finished Tesla vs Edison by Nigel Cawthorne.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:04 AM (KDPiq)
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Currently listening to Cibola Burn
Read (paper) Snake-Eater by T.Kingfisher
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 28, 2025 10:06 AM (eZ5tL)
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I'd love a decent color print of the map from "Bored of the Rings" for my library.
Land of the Knee-Walking Turkeys!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 10:07 AM (kpS4V)
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At one time Nantucket was the richest city in America.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 09:48 AM (viF8m)
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My book of choice is Servants of War by Larry Corriea and Steve Diamond.
Very good bit of reading. Elements of a WW1 era Russia and fantasy with the main character piloting a suit of armor made from a dead golem. I am hopeful that there are sequels being planned.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 28, 2025 10:08 AM (7xrfc)
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:09 AM (77rzZ)
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Most memorable read (actually a listen) for me recently is the novella Livesuit by James SA Corey
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 28, 2025 10:09 AM (eZ5tL)
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Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2025 10:03 AM (uQesX)
You reminded me that I learned relatively recently that James Clavell directed the movie To Sir, With Love and wrote the screenplay to The Great Escape.
Pretty talented guy.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:09 AM (KDPiq)
40K words. Yep -- if memory serves, quite a few of the Ace Doubles ran about 40,000 words, and I believe 40,000 is still set as the cutoff for the novel category in SFWA awards voting. When I try writing anything at novel length, it always seems to finish up in the 40-50K range.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 10:10 AM (q3u5l)
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Land of the Knee-Walking Turkeys!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 10:07 AM (kpS4V)
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The Bay of Milhous.
I keep my copy well-secured, lest it wander off. Talk about being ripe for a reprint!
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Most honorable Perfessor, how is it that the most influential, important, and utterly brilliant writer of short fantasy fiction in English is so sadly neglected today?! I speak -- write! -- of Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, the immortal Lord Dunsany. Pick up any one of his stories and I guarantee you'll be hooked. And when you're done with him and want a similar but darker effect, move on to Clark Ashton Smith. Either of them can do in 7 pages what it takes too many of our modern writers 70 to 700. (And both have the advantage of being safely in the public domain, available freely or absurdly inexpensively.)
Posted by: werewife at December 28, 2025 10:12 AM (5ayY3)
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Bulg - my kiddo just read Frankenstein for a class. As you noted, it's apparently a lot deeper than a "monster" story. I picked up a copy and will read it soon.
Posted by: PabloD at December 28, 2025 10:13 AM (tfChy)
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You reminded me that I learned relatively recently that James Clavell directed the movie To Sir, With Love and wrote the screenplay to The Great Escape.
Pretty talented guy.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:09 AM (KDPiq)
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I keep thinking about reading Clavell's stuff because I like the adaptation but those doorstoppers are just off-putting. One reason why I'm sticking to older stuff (like Graham Greene) is that it's not so daunting. I think that mammoth Ford Madox Ford biography broke me. I wanted to see it through to the end, but geez was it long. Hard to make that commitment even though I'm certain it has a decent ending.
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Rockefeller and Standard Oil saved more whales (due to kerosene) than any hippie ever dreamed.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 28, 2025 10:14 AM (8DbYW)
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I have a love-hate relationship with ebay. You can find some really neat and unique books there! On the other hand, I hate the bidding-style purchases that it encourages. More specifically, I hate what people do during bidding. For half a week, I was the only bidder on a book, then someone came in and sniped it at the literal last minute. Grrr....
Oh, well, it was a unique book set, but also an expensive one. And not having to pay for it means I can buy (no bidding, this time) two other neat/unique/expensive book sets with a little bit less guilt about blowing my budget.
I need to make all the irresponsible purchases now, so I can begin the year with austerity. That's what I'm telling myself, at least...
Posted by: Castle Guy at December 28, 2025 10:14 AM (N5RnR)
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I’ve read that Paradise Lost is considered by some to be the first work of science fiction in English. Having read it, I can understand that point of view. Parts of it certainly read that way.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
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Steven Pressfield is my favorite writer though his last few books have been on the edge of woke/DEI.
It’s effortless to read him.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:15 AM (KDPiq)
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 28, 2025 10:14 AM (ZOv7s)
King Rat is a good Clavell novel to read.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:17 AM (KDPiq)
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102 ... "I got so much from my recent re-reading of the LotR trilogy. As we change over the years, so too do the segments that hit hard."
Good morning AHE,
So true. When I first read LOTR at twelve I delighted in the descriptions of Rivendell, Lothlorien, and the battle scenes as well as the way Tolkien stretched my vocabulary. That all remains. But as I aged, and hopefully learned, the 'applicability' (not allegory) Tolkien mentions in the opening increased leading to an ever greater appreciation of the story and the writing. That process continues.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 10:17 AM (yTvNw)
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I just finished reading Thomas Paine's "Common Sense". Of the more than 40 books I've read this year, it's far and away the best of them all. I can't believe I made it to the ripe old age of 29 before reading it!
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2025 10:18 AM (rbKZ6)
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You won't regret moving Dragonriders of Pern to the top of your list. The story is great, the worldbuilding is excellent. Subsequent books are well done.
But! Avoid books written only by Anne's son.
Todd is just riding on mom's coattails.
Books written by both of them are good, just avoid him alone.
Posted by: Chemist at December 28, 2025 10:19 AM (6yYp9)
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:20 AM (77rzZ)
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40K words. Yep -- if memory serves, quite a few of the Ace Doubles ran about 40,000 words, and I believe 40,000 is still set as the cutoff for the novel category in SFWA awards voting. When I try writing anything at novel length, it always seems to finish up in the 40-50K range.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 10:10 AM (q3u5l)
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My standalone novels are in the 40,000 word range, though B.W. Wolf is 52,000. The Man of Destiny series was a bit bigger, with every volume being at least 60,000 and book 3 topping 75,000 for a total of 260,000 words.
In print format, that's just over 1,000 pages, but these days that's a single book, not a four-volume series. Walls of Men weighs in at a hefty (for me) 86,000 words, which is plenty. I don't think adding more to that would do much to improve it, since the topic is already intimidating enough.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 10:22 AM (viF8m)
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You reminded me that I learned relatively recently that James Clavell directed the movie To Sir, With Love and wrote the screenplay to The Great Escape.
Pretty talented guy.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:09 AM (KDPiq)
Yeah, I read that somewhere as well.
When I try writing anything at novel length, it always seems to finish up in the 40-50K range.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 10:10 AM (q3u5l)
Same. I'm surprised the sf novel made it to 90k. The current works I'm writing are both around 22k, and it seems I'm halfway through the stories. I hope I can make them at least 50k. The western for sure. I might be able to stretch the sf to 60.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2025 10:22 AM (uQesX)
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I’ve read that Paradise Lost is considered by some to be the first work of science fiction in English. Having read it, I can understand that point of view. Parts of it certainly read that way.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
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The fallen angels lugging cannon up to heaven is not something I expected.
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Rockefeller and Standard Oil saved more whales (due to kerosene) than any hippie ever dreamed.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 28, 2025 10:14 AM (8DbYW)
Rockefeller got robbed in the monopoly trials. I imagine his competitors paid out a lot of grift to break up Standard Oil.
At the time of the trials I think Standard Oil only had about 40% of the market . And Rockefeller was paying higher wages and running a more efficient operation.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:24 AM (KDPiq)
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Book report first, then the content.
I finished Glen Cook's 'The Black Company' last week. It really, really holds up well. It has a terse writing style that appeals to me, it's very indirect and a lot of reading between the lines is required. I won't say it's a hard read but the more you think and imagine, the more you get out of it.
It's written as entries in the Annals of the Black Company by the Medic, Croaker. As such, it has a tight POV and a semi-unreliable, or perhaps biased, perspective. The narrator outright says that he leaves things out. One thing that gets left out is...almost all the action and combat. It's mentioned in summary but we rarely see it happen on the page. It's an interesting choice, an unsatisfying one for me in my early reads but I get it now.
Anyway, book 2 loses that tight POV focus but Glen was clearly trying something new as he advances the story.
Oh and if it isn't known to you, the Black Company are not nice people. They are working for the Big Bad of the world. Of course, the rebels are just as bad if not worse. For reasons that are valid and are a bit of a spoiler.
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I agree. I like Clavell's books.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 10:22 AM (viF8m)
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Another obstacle is that I like the screen adaptations and particularly the cast. And I like the story.
So I've got something I can watch in an evening (or three) while setting my brain and standby and munching popcorn, which is nice. I'm not sure reading it would add that much more marginal enjoyment.
Instead, getting through a shorter book I haven't read, so the story is a surprise seems a better use for my time.
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One of the most ruthless yet lesser known Union commanders was George Thomas, a loyal Virginian. He alone accomplished the platonic ideal of generalship: utterly destroying an army in the field, to the point that it was no longer a cohesive fighting force. Yes, he had numbers, but so did lots of Union generals.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 28, 2025 09:45 AM (ZOv7s)
I have read a biography of Thomas in which the author makes the case that Thomas was one of the best generals the Union had, although Grant and Sherman were very jealous and dismissive if him for personal reasons.
2 reasons he focuses on for that argument: he makes the case that Thomas, through his meticulous planning put more effort into minimizing his own casualties than any other General in that war ever did (certainly that was the opposite of Grant’s approach) and then that the only two total routs of a confederate army by the Federals happened under Thomas - Missionary Ridge and Nashville. The only two battles where a Confederate army was so completely destroyed that it could never again fight as a cohesive force.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 10:25 AM (8kBBB)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 10:25 AM (8kBBB)
I don’t think Grant was the jealous type.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:26 AM (KDPiq)
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The PNW MoMee has for years featured a Little Free MoMee Library! (When I manage to show up). Many books brought and exchanged and discussed. I recommend it!
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at December 28, 2025 10:26 AM (8ESfK)
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I was introduced to science fiction by way of seeing the wonderful cover on one of the Ballantine Classics collections. Possibly Raymond Z. Gallup. After that, and then picking up Lems Memoirs Found in a Bathtub, also due to the cover, I was hooked.
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I went on a real McCaffrey tear a few years back. Reread the Dragonsong trilogy, a big favorite from my early teens, then checked out a Pern story late in the series that covered the discovery of Pern by the colonizing authorities, its settlement, and the horrible first attack by Thread on the unsuspecting colonists. A fascinating twist of a science fiction story becoming fantasy as the technology of the planet regressed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 10:27 AM (kpS4V)
Speaking of which, I'm on the final chapter of the audiobook editor, which is amazing at finding mistakes. Nothing like having someone else read your book aloud to you. I keep the text file open and make updates as they happen, so hopefully this week I will finish, load an updated file, and then start over on the audiobook.
Of course, I will first have to go through and jot down pronunciation changes so I don't have to find them all over again. I'm curious to see how well it will do. The machine voice is pretty good. I can see the value of using different voices for different sections for some books.
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147 Or Sherman.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)
I’m not as familiar with Sherman. Though one of my favorite trivia questions for my Louisiana brothers is ‘ Who was the first President of LSU’
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:30 AM (KDPiq)
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I'm firmly in Phase 5 as well.
I am old and don't have time for crappy books. When I was young I'd read ANYTHING. Now I'm more selective and will go back and re-read favorites (like I am with Glen Cook) as well as books that have stood the test of time.
I also junked all my Malazan books and I'm not impressed with Esslemont's later output. Judging by his publishing tempo, I'm guessing this is true of most of the fantasy readers out there as well. I think his first few books were better actually than "Steven Erickson" was putting out. But that's fallen off.
It's pretty incredible that Clavell spent 3+ years as a POW in Japan's horrific Changi prison camp, was liberated, and then set out to write some of the best novels about Japan (and China) ever written. Talk about self-therapy.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2025 10:31 AM (/RHNq)
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148 The PNW MoMee has for years featured a Little Free MoMee Library! (When I manage to show up). Many books brought and exchanged and discussed. I recommend it!
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at December 28, 2025 10:26 AM (8ESfK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 10:32 AM (L/fGl)
161 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 28, 2025 09:45 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 10:25 AM (8kBBB)
George Thomas is literally my favorite Civil War general. Check out 'And Education in Violence' if you can find a copy. One of the best generals on either side, unfairly maligned by some but a record that speaks for itself.
Sadly, he burned all his papers before his death. Very private man.
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I have read a biography of Thomas in which the author makes the case that Thomas was one of the best generals the Union had, although Grant and Sherman were very jealous and dismissive if him for personal reasons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 10:25 AM (8kBBB)
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Thomas died soon after the war ended, so he never had time to build a legacy through writing and he didn't have a lot of partisans. A lot of generals (on both sides) got extra ink because of a desire for a home-town hero, which of course did NOT apply to Thomas.
Had he lived longer, he could have penned essays for Century Magazine and thereby raised his profile. George Meade had a similar problem, having died without writing much and given the massive incompetents surrounding him, by the 1880s, it was easy to blame the dead guy.
I really like his Black Company books. Someone else must too because they remain in circulation. But I seldom hear anyone else mention them when fantasy novels come up.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2025 10:35 AM (IfMHM)
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So, Thomas came out on top due to his position at Missionary Ridge?
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)
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I don’t think Grant was the jealous type.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:26 AM (KDPiq)
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Both Grant and Sherman carried grudges, which is not necessarily jealousy, but works in similar ways.
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I think Thomas was disowned by his family for having stayed loyal to the Union. There may have been a reason for his privacy after the War.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ)
168I finished Glen Cook's 'The Black Company' last week. It really, really holds up well. It has a terse writing style that appeals to me, it's very indirect and a lot of reading between the lines is required. I won't say it's a hard read but the more you think and imagine, the more you get out of it.
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I'll have to look for that at the library soon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 10:38 AM (wzUl9)
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Rereading, Three Dangerous Men by Seth Jones. Definitely worth the time.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2025 10:38 AM (IeX0j)
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Sadly, he burned all his papers before his death. Very private man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 28, 2025 10:34 AM (xcxpd)
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The articles in Century Magazine caused a lot of generals to come out of retirement because they felt it necessary to defend their reputations, which is what makes Battles and Leaders such a compelling read. You can see the back and forth as they have it out with each other and once you have those books, you've got the source material for most standard histories right at your fingertips.
Plus, there are the smaller essays on how the provost guard was organized in Washington and stuff like the evacuation of Texas.
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The articles in Century Magazine caused a lot of generals to come out of retirement because they felt it necessary to defend their reputations, which is what makes Battles and Leaders such a compelling read. You can see the back and forth as they have it out with each other and once you have those books, you've got the source material for most standard histories right at your fingertips.
Plus, there are the smaller essays on how the provost guard was organized in Washington and stuff like the evacuation of Texas.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 28, 2025 10:39 AM (ZOv7s)
I have a boxed set of 'Battles and Leaders'. I need to crack it open. Oh well, at some point I will. I have Charles Dickens to get through first.
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I treated myself to "The Art of Futurama". That wacky show has some of the most complex and beautiful backdrops and blink-and-you-miss-em sight gags.
In his introduction, Matt Groenig talked about hanging out at the Multnomah County Library, where he devoured Heinlein juveniles before moving on to the classics and Year's Best anthologies.
He wanted the world of Futurama to have that exuberant retro-futuristic vibe and peppy optimism, despite the corner suicide booths and annual depredations by an angry Robo Santa.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 10:42 AM (kpS4V)
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Claiming to be a Civil War historian and not having a copy of Battles and Leaders is like claiming to be a Tolkien fan and having only one copy of Lord of the Rings.
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I really like his Black Company books. Someone else must too because they remain in circulation. But I seldom hear anyone else mention them when fantasy novels come up.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2025 10:35 AM (IfMHM)
He's considered the father of 'grimdark' in some ways due to the Black Company. So those books stay in print. Sadly his other novels, which are also excellent, are harder to find.
'The Dragon Never Sleeps' is criminally under-appreciated sci-fi. It should have been a three book trilogy but he crammed it all into one novel.
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Got me thinking. Would one define Patton of being jealous? I don’t think he was jealous of any man specifically regard to their talent but maybe jealous of how they were treated and listened to in comparison.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:44 AM (KDPiq)
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>> Sadly, he burned all his papers before his death. Very private man.
This happens more often than people know. After the death of George Washington, Martha Washington burned all the letters they exchanged during the war. Only a few remain that were discovered in the back of a desk drawer.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2025 10:44 AM (IeX0j)
Castle Guy, I once sniped a nearly complete collection of The New Teen Titans with minutes to spare. (Got my wife's permission first -- it was $100!) Still have yet to read some of it.
These days, I just click on "Buy It Now."
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025 10:45 AM (p/isN)
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Best of my reading year? Probably Watership Down, Paul Johnson’s The Birth of the Modern, Goodbye Dr Banda, Bernard Malamud, Last Waltz in Vienna, and JohnnMuir,s Travels in Alaska. Despite the holidays got noticeably farther into The Satanic Verses and Adam Bede. Not a bad week for reading.
Posted by: Who Knew at December 28, 2025 10:45 AM (0QMbS)
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178 Got me thinking. Would one define Patton of being jealous? I don’t think he was jealous of any man specifically regard to their talent but maybe jealous of how they were treated and listened to in comparison.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:44 AM (KDPiq)
Of course he was, he had pride. He wanted to be the best, the top dog. Men like that are driven to excel. But, as he states in the movie, he has many faults but ingratitude wasn't one of them. He was capable of being jealous but he wasn't petty about it.
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I've been plodding through the "Sun Eater" series by Christopher Ruocchio who I apparently went to school with at NCSU.
It's a great epic science fiction opera that does borrow heavily from a ton of other SciFi properties such as Star Wars, Dune, Warhammer, etc. However, it does have a unique flavor of its own and it's something that I've really been enjoying.
Right up until the 4th novel which... spends considerable time putting the protagonist in a very dark (literally and figuratively) place. The amount of misery that the character has to suffer throughout the series so far is nothing compared to what is happening in this book - and I'm finding it hard to read but at the same time, reading all that much faster to see how he gets through it. Lets hope its soon. These books are not short - in fact its the only book series where the Kindle App has said "this download is going to take a while" when I purchased them.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 28, 2025 10:46 AM (WYStd)
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The author of Thomas’ biography included amusing reports of Grant, in overall command at Missionary Ridge, of having become furious when he first learned of the attack straight up the steep ridge, and of loudly threatening Thomas (commander of the troops who made the charge) with court martial for having ordered it wihthout Grant’s knowledge. (Thomas always claimed his troops saw the opportunity and did it in their own)
The amusing part is that as soon as it turned out to be an incredible victory, Grant and his staff started claiming the credit for having planned it all along.
It’s an extremely fascinating battle, where personalities on both sides had just as powerful an effect on the outcome as any of the actual battle preparations did. Perhaps that’s what makes war so fascinating; sometimes great plans become catastrophe’s because of foolish commanders; sometimes bad plans become incredible victories through heroic individual efforts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 10:46 AM (8kBBB)
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Finished Pickwick Papers. My first two attempts, years back, petered out, so I'm glad to finally read the whole thing. Apparently I made it through over 200 pages last time, so I'm a bit surprised I quit. I think I had a lot of other books going at the same time.
This was Dickens's first novel, and you can see many themes that get developed later: chancery court and a corrupt legal system, a Christmas ghost story, life among the poor/debtors.
I started Database Internals. For 2026 I'd like to read Virgil's Georgics and finish some other unfinished books, like Our Oriental Heritage by Durant.
During our Christmas vigil I kept thinking what it must have been like to make the magis' journey. It would make an incredible novel, say from the perspective of a follower. If a kids' book, it would be an adolescent camp attendant of course. A jaded 40-something member of the court would be interesting. Or a 20 year-old Jewish boy who was sent to Persia by his father, and at the end you discover that he is Nicodemus.
Apparently such a book exists: Quest for Light: Adventure of the Magi by Byron Anderson. So I think I'll read that soon.
Posted by: pjungwir at December 28, 2025 10:46 AM (uCw0Z)
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I think Matt Groenig was in Epstein’s circle. I recall reading that one of Epstein’s girls had to rub his feet, and she was recalling how nasty his feet were.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)
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no one mentions Terry Pratchett and Discworld???
Posted by: docweasel at December 28, 2025 10:48 AM (IuCAX)
188Castle Guy, I once sniped a nearly complete collection of The New Teen Titans with minutes to spare. (Got my wife's permission first -- it was $100!) Still have yet to read some of it.
These days, I just click on "Buy It Now."
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025
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The New Teen Titans -- was that the comic in which Dick Grayson strikes out on his own as "Nightwing" instead of Robin? I seem to recall an issue of that in which Dick is asked by a friend to find out why a young woman they knew committed suicide. He investigates. In one scene the artist/writer has him thinking, "If I wanted to maintain my reputation as the teenage Ellery Queen . . ." Not Sherlock Holmes, but EQ. I found that fascinating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 10:49 AM (wzUl9)
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Just looked at the sidebar picture of Brigitte Bardot. She was no Brigitte Macron!
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2025 10:49 AM (71mhK)
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Enjoyed the Pern books, may have to reread them. It's been decades.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 28, 2025 10:50 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:51 AM (77rzZ)
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 28, 2025 10:46 AM (xcxpd)
Yes and he thought he was the best . He didn’t lack confidence. Again I think there is a difference between being jealous of someone specifically because of their talent and being envious of the reasons for their positions. He wanted those breaks of fate and was envious of those who got them.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:51 AM (KDPiq)
193Just looked at the sidebar picture of Brigitte Bardot. She was no Brigitte Macron!
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2025
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One of the loveliest women ever in cinema. Even when she was somewhat older, her forties, she was stunning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 10:51 AM (wzUl9)
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And Brigitte was not a fan of the culture-enrichers, either.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:53 AM (77rzZ)
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One of the loveliest women ever in cinema. Even when she was somewhat older, her forties, she was stunning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 10:51 AM (wzUl9)
Seems like we have a lot of actresses today in their 50’s and 60’s who have seemed not to have aged much. Modern technology?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:55 AM (KDPiq)
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We're going to be discussing Pern books this coming year? Oh, boy...I read all of them as a teen, but haven't read them since. Left a big mark on my childhood, though. Mad me think knife-duels would be a bigger thing than they actually are. Also, there's one book where the world is brought to standstill by a global flu pandemic! Oddly timely....
The first Pern book I read was Dragonsong, which I expected to be a cooler version of Dogsong or Woodsong. It wasn't, but I still enjoyed it. I've been toying of filming a from-memory review of it(full of half-remembered spoilers), but haven't yet pulled the trigger on it yet. Maybe now is the time...
Posted by: Castle Guy at December 28, 2025 10:55 AM (N5RnR)
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There's a film of Bardot's I've been meaning to catch but haven't gotten to yet. Called Love Is My Profession, with BB and Jean Gabin, from Simenon's In Case of Emergency. One day this week maybe.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 10:56 AM (q3u5l)
198 They can be supremely competent in one or two areas, but may have extreme difficulties in leading a normal life.
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That's why you shouldn't listen to anything they say outside of their areas of expertise.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 10:57 AM (tgvbd)
Castle Guy, I once sniped a nearly complete collection of The New Teen Titans with minutes to spare. (Got my wife's permission first -- it was $100!) Still have yet to read some of it.
These days, I just click on "Buy It Now."
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025 10:45 AM (p/isN)
I don't think this was had the buy-it-now option. But congrats on scoring a New Teen Titans collection! I only know those by reputation, but I don't think you can go wrong with George Perez and Marv Wolfman!
Posted by: Castle Guy at December 28, 2025 10:58 AM (N5RnR)
200 Seems like we have a lot of actresses today in their 50’s and 60’s who have seemed not to have aged much. Modern technology?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 28, 2025 10:55 AM (KDPiq)
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Modern cosmetology. But Raquel Welch was always stunning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 10:59 AM (tgvbd)
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Just a drive-by, or drive-off? post. Checking out of the motel in Nephi, UT, and on the road for Arizona. Should make it there tonight. Roads are reported to be all bare and dry from here onward.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 10:59 AM (/+PX6)
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Read the first Pern story in Analog when it came out. Liked it (and I think it took a Hugo its year), but never got into the series. Mrs Some Guy read 'em all, and most of the non-Pern books as well; she too is of the opinion that the Todd McCaffrey Pern books aren't as good.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 11:00 AM (q3u5l)
Didn't get far into the beginning of today's content and immediately downloaded The Once and Future King by T.H. White from Faded Page.
It gets moved to the top of the TBR e-stack of e-books.
Posted by: 13times at December 28, 2025 11:01 AM (fnZRl)
204 Brigitte Bardot from the sidebar looks almost like a clone of young Jane Fonda (Cat Ballou).
I guess Ol' Roger Vadim knew what he liked and liked what he knew.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2025 11:05 AM (iJfKG)
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I read Dune because we were on vacation and I'd finished the book I brought and found a copy in a used book store in Grayling. It was much talked about with the movie and books still coming out, so I read it. And the sequel. And the other sequel. And then I quit.
Finished the series in Germany in 2009 because...wait for it...I finished the book I brought, and they were at the base used book store.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 28, 2025 09:48 AM (ZOv7s)
I was told “read the first one for sure; you COULD read the second, after which point the series becomes increasingly bizarre.” So I read the first and stopped.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 11:09 AM (5QJ42)
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Just a note about the Malcolm Guite video in the post. In just a few day it had 28,000 views. I find that interesting: no sex, no 'popular' topic, no controversy, just a reading of a short piece written over a century ago by G K Chesterton. The delight people take in such things is encouraging.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 11:10 AM (yTvNw)
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By the way, I think I watched that Home Library DIY video in the wild, a couple weeks back. Great minds think alike! Or get caught up in the same algorithm...
Posted by: Castle Guy at December 28, 2025 11:10 AM (N5RnR)
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I see there is something coming out called The Copenhagen Test.
A spy gets his eyes and ears hacked.
Guess a tourist finally watched episode 4 of Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex TV series named 'Interceptor.'
BTW you stupid gits, if you know the guy is hacked you PUT him a cell not let stay free.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2025 11:18 AM (4cCz1)
209 As far as DUNE goes, I think it's worth reading through Book 4, "God Emperor of DUNE".
After finishing it, I thought that had capped off the whole series nicely and there wasn't much more of consequence that could follow.
So, I stopped there.
I was probably right as I've not read any reviews of the following DUNE novels that get great reviews.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2025 11:18 AM (iJfKG)
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Brigitte Bardot from the sidebar looks almost like a clone of young Jane Fonda (Cat Ballou).
I guess Ol' Roger Vadim knew what he liked and liked what he knew.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2025 11:05 AM (iJfKG)
From the side bar:
...."Bardot was not unwilling to protest or even be arrested to protect four-legged creatures. But she also drew fines imposed by French courts for inciting racial hatred after repeatedly making controversial remarks in which she criticized immigration to France and Muslims in particular."
Good girl
Posted by: javems at December 28, 2025 11:22 AM (8I4hW)
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Or you 'tards, you tell him nothing and feed him bad info to see what happens.
You never tell him he's compromised.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2025 11:22 AM (4cCz1)
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If memory serves, David Janssen once said that working a popular series was like dancing with an 800 pound gorilla -- you don't stop when you want to stop, you stop when the gorilla wants to stop. He was talking television, but I imagine the same is true in books.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 11:23 AM (q3u5l)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 28, 2025 11:24 AM (bXbFr)
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."Bardot was not unwilling to protest or even be arrested to protect four-legged creatures. But she also drew fines imposed by French courts for inciting racial hatred after repeatedly making controversial remarks in which she criticized immigration to France and Muslims in particular."
Good girl
Posted by: javems at December 28, 2025 11:22 AM (8I4hW)
I knew about her animal rights activism, but did not know about her stance on the mooselimb invasion. Nice. Rest in Peace.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 28, 2025 11:26 AM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 11:29 AM (77rzZ)
218191 Yeah, Brigitte had it going on.
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 10:51 AM (77rzZ)
Pfft.
Posted by: Stacey's Mom at December 28, 2025 11:29 AM (R4xlI)
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"repeatedly making controversialtruthful remarks."
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 11:30 AM (qFwJc)
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Morning Hordemates.
I'm reading the John Nobel series by David Mackenzie. This is a three book series of a young man from New Zealand who joins the RAF and flies Spitfires during the Battle of Britain. A bit plodding in parts but well written flying sequences.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 11:32 AM (2WIwB)
I started it quite awhile ago and set it down when poor Jonathan was held captive.
At the urging of Dr. Taylor Marshall, who said that it is very Catholic, I picked it up and finished it.
I have three books that I am bouncing around reading.
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025
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Try The Dracula Tape by Fred Saberhagen from around 1978, if you can find a copy. It purports to be the transcript of an audio tape made by Dracula himself, explaining all the events of the 1891 adventure in London and making himself out to be, if not quite a hero, essentially blameless. He swears, for instance, that he can survive quite well on animal blood, and that he has never forced a woman to submit to his, er, attentions. They are always quite willing, says he.
It also plugs a couple of logical holes in the original story. Wonderfully done stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 11:33 AM (wzUl9)
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Heh.
Nice These Pants.
I knew a librarian who would look just as good in them.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 11:34 AM (2WIwB)
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217 When is Jane Fonda gonna kick?
Posted by: Bulg at December 28, 2025 11:29 AM (77rzZ)
She’s an entity.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 11:35 AM (5QJ42)
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Hello everyone.
It's Quarter Twenty.
I'm happy to tell you I'm sitting here with someone you may remember.
He goes by the nic of "JT."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 11:35 AM (Ohsyb)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 11:33 AM (wzUl9)
I've only read Saberhagen's Empire of the East and Books of Swords. One of my favorite authors. I need to scrounge for his other works.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 28, 2025 11:35 AM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 11:36 AM (Ohsyb)
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If memory serves, David Janssen once said that working a popular series was like dancing with an 800 pound gorilla -- you don't stop when you want to stop, you stop when the gorilla wants to stop. He was talking television, but I imagine the same is true in books.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 11:23 AM (q3u5l)
I've always heard as, "being fucked by an 800 pound gorilla...."
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2025 11:37 AM (g8Ew8)
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Listening to "The Forgotten Soldier " by Guy Sajer.
The YouTube channel is called Trench Diaries and is hosted by a former Bundeswehr Captain. So he speaks in a German accented English which brings the book better to life than simply reading as a native English speaker.
I've read this book a few times over the years so I was excited to find this audio version.
The YouTuber reads a number of WW II German soldier and sailors stories and books.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 28, 2025 11:37 AM (GGatE)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 28, 2025 11:38 AM (0aYVJ)
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A couple of things I want to read this coming year are Spenser's The Faerie Queen and Canterbury Tales. I have a hardcover edition of Canterbury Tales in a verse translation by Nevill Coghill. He was part of the Inklings, at least tangentially, and his writing reminds me of that group and their generation: courtly, clear, and not bound by 'modern' usage or attitudes. The parts I've read so far are delightful.
I'm planning to continue avoiding current events (beyond Ace posts), recent history (that I lived through), and books on politics that rile me up without resolution. I already know that Obumma and Biden and their cohorts were shit. More details will add nothing to my life.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 11:39 AM (yTvNw)
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Looks like we need to get some form of IT in place for him to post again. A tablet shall be obtained.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 11:40 AM (Ohsyb)
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Sadly, he burned all his papers before his death. Very private man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 28, 2025 10:34 AM (xcxpd)
Don’t blame him.
Posted by: BGen Philip R. Faymonville at December 28, 2025 11:41 AM (5QJ42)
Maybe the remark was cleaned up for whatever family-friendly publication I saw it in. Considering the eventual quality drop in many series, your version may be even closer to the mark.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 11:41 AM (q3u5l)
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224 ... " Hello everyone.
It's Quarter Twenty.
I'm happy to tell you I'm sitting here with someone you may remember.
He goes by the nic of "JT." "
Quarter Twenty,
Thanks for letting us know. JT remains in our prayers. Please tell him Hiya.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 11:42 AM (yTvNw)
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I just finished reading How to Destroy Western Civilization by Peter Kreeft, a Catholic philosopher. It’s a collection of rants and well worth the read.
Posted by: Blahblahblah at December 28, 2025 11:43 AM (oV7lS)
Creation Myths of Primitive America: In Relation to the Religious History and Mental Development of Mankind (189 is an ethnographic anthology by Jeremiah Curtin.
Curtin found old Wintu and Modoc storytellers and recorded their uncorrupted creation legends and myths before the stories were lost to time and tides.
He was a low level functionary of a US diplomatic mission to Russia and ... upstaged his boss and was fired and blacklisted - a gifted polyglot and speaker, he made inroads with the Russian aristocracy and found subscribers to fund his project to record creation myths throughout Russia and especially Siberia.
Posted by: 13times at December 28, 2025 11:45 AM (fnZRl)
238I've only read Saberhagen's Empire of the East and Books of Swords. One of my favorite authors. I need to scrounge for his other works.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 28, 2025
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Tehre was Dracula Tape, as I mentioned, and he may have done another Dracula-themed novel. And he wrote one in the mid-'70s that appeared in Galaxy. I can't recall the title, but it took the position of "What would society be like if every prohibition on all forms of love and sexuality were removed?" If, for instance, abstinence were to be considered perverted and taboo?
Yeah, I know; wouldn't work unless you had a *very* high trust society, and maybe not even then. But it was fascinating to see how he worked it all out.
He's also famous for his "Berserker" SF series about artificial alien intelligence trying to destroy all life in the galaxy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 11:45 AM (wzUl9)
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The Saberhagen novel I mentioned above at 238 was called Love Conquers All from 1974.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 11:47 AM (wzUl9)
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Just FYI. Malcolm Guite is writing a four volume epic ballad on King Arthur and the Grail quest. The first volume comes out this March from Rabbit Room Press. I already have the fancy version preordered. When it arrives I'm going to be as excited as a four year old on Christmas morning. Just a lot bigger.
I've heard a few bits of the ballad and it is compelling. This will be the first epic Arthur poem since Tennyson.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 11:48 AM (yTvNw)
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'2 reasons he focuses on for that argument: he makes the case that Thomas, through his meticulous planning put more effort into minimizing his own casualties than any other General in that war ever did '
I rather agree with Grant's point of view: Thomas was good but his pace of operations were too slow. Didn't Hood have to come to Thomas to be destroyed?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 11:49 AM (fd80v)
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A paucity of Matt Helm references so far, so I'll just throw this out there: Matt Helm, Agent of Gondor.
Tolkien did plenty of straight up military battles in LotR, but have you ever thought about the struggles in the background as the spies from both sides gathered intelligence and tried to assassinate each others' leaders?
There were plenty of Evil Men working for Mordor, so there should have been plenty of them prowling the backstreets of Minas Tirith, causing trouble between Gondor and Rohan, etc.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 11:49 AM (tTwk7)
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I lost out on an Ebay thing on a very rare specific type of Floyd Rose Tremlo for a guitar I am (still) rebuilding. Over a $200 difference in the "buy it now" and the bid amount. Been 15 years and I have not seen another one anywhere for any price.
I kick myself a lot over that one.
Always use the 'buy it now' option if it's unique.
Posted by: Reforger at December 28, 2025 11:50 AM (EjADr)
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I'm in an older fantasy book mood, recently. Not way back to oral tradition. But more recent 19th and early 20th century. So not really old. In the time of, acquaintances of Tolkien. Or just the things people like Tolkien and Lewis read. She, Into the Nightland, Charles William's supernatural series, that sort of thing.
I really think that William's fantasies, gripping adventures, that touch on complex religious and philosophical themes would make great screenplays. The man even wrote a few plays. But unlike Tolkien William's fantasies are set in our world. Great spiritual battles for the souls of man against terrible supernatural and fantastic powers. I wouldn't trust hollywood to do it. But there are fertile fields there: War In Heaven, Many Dimensions, The Place of the Lion, The Greater Trumps, Shadows of Ecstasy, Descent Into Hell.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 11:52 AM (3uBP9)
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>>> There were plenty of Evil Men working for Mordor, so there should have been plenty of them prowling the backstreets of Minas Tirith, causing trouble between Gondor and Rohan, etc.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 11:49 AM (tTwk7)
I personally believe that Tolkien was tired of all those sort of people in real life and didn't want to waste any effort on writing about them.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 11:54 AM (3uBP9)
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Bride of PI wanted to get me some science fiction books for Christmas, and asked me where to go to get reviews of good choices.
I thought for a bit, and replied that all of the traditional sites had been co-opted by Leftists over the years.
Question for the Moron Horde:
Any good site for SF book recommendations that are not woke? (Or even just a general book recommendations site that is not infested with Leftism?)
Thanks.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 28, 2025 11:55 AM (HlyYF)
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Quarter Twenty,, big hugs to you and JT!
Happy new year!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 28, 2025 11:55 AM (znREB)
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'Bout time for me to head off in to Chores-Land. Thanks again to the Perfessor and all of you for a fine last Book Thread of 2025!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 11:56 AM (wzUl9)
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The Dracula Tapes? Don't you mean The Dracula Tepes?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2025 11:56 AM (nZO5q)
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Well, off to another day of being spectacularly unproductive here at Casa Some Guy.
Thanks for the thread, Perfessor.
Happy New Year to the Horde. Good luck on all those New Year's Reading Resolutions, gang.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2025 11:56 AM (q3u5l)
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Agatha Christie dabbled in fantasy world-building in "Mordor on the Orient Express"...
Posted by: muldoon at December 28, 2025 11:58 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 28, 2025 11:59 AM (bXbFr)
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I personally believe that Tolkien was tired of all those sort of people in real life and didn't want to waste any effort on writing about them.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 11:54 AM (3uBP9)
That is quite possible. I bet if LotR had become a franchised Universe, like Star Trek, we might have seen such stories by others.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 11:59 AM (tTwk7)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:00 PM (Ia/+0)
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Bardot will be missed. She had more balls than anyone else in France, and most people in this country. She spent her golden years in court fighting the power for speaking the truth. That homos are wrecking French culture. That Muslims are filthy savages who need to be thrown out of France. That #MeToo actresses are hypocrites and cockteases.
She was persecuted and repeatedly prosecuted by the homos, cockteases, hypocrites, and filthy savages of France, and now every obituary pillories her even after she has no way to answer their calumnies.
But she knew all that would happen, and never once bent the knee.
RIP, Ms. Bardot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2025 12:01 PM (BI5O2)
257Any good site for SF book recommendations that are not woke? (Or even just a general book recommendations site that is not infested with Leftism?)
Thanks.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 28, 2025 11:55 AM (HlyYF)
You might try the SF Masterworks catalog from Gollancz, with the caveat that the later selections may have succumbed to the mind virus.
https://tinyurl.com/3z86je4v
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 28, 2025 12:02 PM (R4xlI)
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If anyone is interested there is an eBook Humble Bundle for Adrian Tchaikovsky. 14 books. $25
Guns of Dawn, Echoes of the Fall (1-3), Shadows of the Apt (1-10)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:04 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 28, 2025 12:08 PM (HlyYF)
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Perfessor,
Thanks for another wonderful thread and all the book threads this year. And thanks to Weasel for keeping things going during the hiatus.
See everybody next year.
Posted by: JTB at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (yTvNw)
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Terry Pratchett's Discworld series is wildly imaginative and, unusually for the genre, funny as hell.
Hogfather is a great ride. Pratchett is second only to Tolkien with fantasy fans in Old Blighty.
Posted by: Beverly at December 28, 2025 12:26 PM (reMys)
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"Am now revisiting Robert Silverberg's The Stochastic Man."
Good read! Vintage Silverberg, from the 60s and 70s, is always worth reading. A favorite of mine is "Up the Line", a book about time travel and its paradoxes, which, BTW, is an excellent primer on the history of Byzantium.
Silverberg also wrote histories for young readers, though they can be enjoyed by adults as well. A favorite of mine is "Stormy Voyager", which is about the Wilkes naval expedition of the early 19th century. Charles Wilkes, a lieutenant in the US Navy led a squadron of ramshackle ships on a scientific voyage that explored Antarctics (hence, "Wilkes Land"), Samoa (establishing the US claim to that territory), and the Pacific Northwest. Wilkes was also the captain who later almost triggered a war with Great Britain over the "Trent" incident. Silverberg's book is an excellent read on the subject, and an introduction to US history during the Jackson administration.
Posted by: Nemo at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (4RPgu)
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re #238, Saberhagen wrote a total of 10 novels in his Dracula series (plus a few short stories). They are all readable. Titles I recommend include "The Holmes-Dracula File" (which also includes the Giant Rat of Sumatra), "An Old Friend of the Family", "Dominion" and "Thorn".
Posted by: John F. MacMichael at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (aYnHS)
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As for books I read in 2025, a few come to mind.
Top of the list is David Zweig's "An Abundance of Caution: American Schools, the Virus, and a Story of Bad Decisions". This is a must-read for anyone who's interested in how badly the Establishment bungled the Covid crisis, and what we can do to prevent it from happening again.
I also read Emily Wilson's translations of "The Iliad" and "The Odyssey". Her introductions to these works are woke to the max and should be skipped, but the translations themselves I found to be quite readable and, as best I can tell (I do not read ancient Greek) true to the originals.
Posted by: Nemo at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (4RPgu)
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"Still reading Chernow's Grant biography. I really can't skim through it; the writing is too good."
This is a very good book. I also read his biography of Alexander Hamilton, which is also excellent. (BTW, the musical "Hamilton" adheres quite closely to Hamilton's life as Chernow tells it.)
However, the best book on Grant is still his "Personal Memoirs". Grant wrote very, very well. The first half, in particular, which covers his early life, Mexico, and the Civil War up through Chattanooga, is mesmerizing reading. Not the least of its appeal is Grant's willingness to talk about his personal limitations, including some humiliations. The second half, which covers the Wilderness through the fall of Richmond, is repetitive; also, I have to think that the opium Grant was taking to relieve the pain of the throat cancer that killed him shortly after he finished the book, was affecting his work in the second half. Still, an outstanding book by a very intelligent, observant man.
Posted by: Nemo at December 28, 2025 12:49 PM (4RPgu)
Yes, Robin took the name of Nightwing in that series.
I don't recall a suicide investigation, but Dick used his detective skills in the single-issue story "Who Is Donna Troy?", in which he uncovers the background of the woman who became Wonder Girl, an assiciate of Wonder Woman's and a member of the Teen Titans.
I think DC's frequent relaunches have voided that story, but it remains a strong tale.
(Sorry for the late reply. I was at church.)
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 28, 2025 01:45 PM (p/isN)
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Any good site for SF book recommendations that are not woke? (Or even just a general book recommendations site that is not infested with Leftism?)
Thanks.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 28, 2025 11:55 AM (HlyYF)
Or so argue Nvidia and Groq's lawyers as the FTC no doubt prepares for a endoscopic examination of their respective corporate records.
Nvidia buying another AI company would lead to messy stuff like regulatory approval, and Nvidia doesn't have time for that. So they paid $20 billion for a non-exclusive license to the technology... Oh, and that also included Groq's executive and engineering teams and all their patents and trade secrets.
But not the company itself, or any duty to support its customers. GroqCloud has been left to quietly die under control of the former CFO, drained of its engineering talent and indeed its entire reason to exist.
What Groq actually does is interesting: They make chips that use hundreds of megabytes of internal SRAM rather than tens of gigabytes of external DRAM, and have staggering amounts of bandwidth - 80 terabytes per second per chip.
Not suitable for training LLMs but great for running them once they have been trained.
As for the deal: Is this technically illegal? Possibly. Will Nvidia get away with it? Probably.
It has a lot more features than the DEG1 - it supports ThunderBolt 5 as well as OCuLink, and provides an M.2 slot, 2.5Gb Ethernet, a second ThunderBolt port for other peripherals, and two USB 3.2 ports.
Priced at $240. If you have OCuLink and don't need that extra stuff, the DEG1 is still available at $99.
It uses a PowerPC CPU (which the Amiga never did but might have done if Commodore hadn't gone extremely bankrupt) and a standard micro-ATX motherboard. It provides three PCIe slots, two M.2 slots, four USB ports, and a single DDR3L memory slot.
I say "could" here as does the article but given that OpenAI is projected to be losing $74 billion per year by 2028 even if it meets revenue forecasts I'd upgrade that probability to 100%.
Or something. Sorry - no offence to Tech Crunch here, they're just reporting the news - but the story was so dumb it gave me both retrograde and anterograde amnesia. And also the other kind, the kind they don't talk about, that erases your memories in parallel universes where you didn't even read the article.
Shoe On Head Interlude
"This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube." Because warning about a problem gets you censored but causing the problem is absolutely fine.
It's like these people are actively working to prove those ban-happy politicians correct.
(Link goes to a Shoeonhead video about teen dating apps which are every bit the cesspool you are expecting.)
Musical Interlude
I still remember where I first heard this song.
Disclaimer: Dalton Brooks got his coffee but we never got the game promised in the trailer.
Posted by: m at December 28, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS)
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Planted the remainder of my plants this weekend, but I dropped one and kind of broke it. Hope it survives.
Also got the shipping notice for the last of my mini-PCs. I should be set for forty days of rain or three years of memory drought, whichever comes first.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 28, 2025 04:07 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 04:09 AM (rdVOm)
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Mornin' Puddleglum! Hope you had a nice Christmas in spite of having to work!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 04:10 AM (rdVOm)
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One of my kangaroo paws. I decided I really needed to plant them properly because they were starting to take root through the holes at the bottom of the pots.
One of them seems to have broken the main stem. I was struggling to pry it out of the pot and then it popped out and fell on the ground. It should be able to regrow that - they grow several stems.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_paw
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 28, 2025 04:12 AM (BLOW1)
8Meanwhile the Linux driver for the Radeon R300 has received fresh updates. (Phoronix)
That card is from 2002.
And if your card is only 12 years old Radeon HD 7000 and RX 200 cards have received updates in Linux kernel 6.19 as well.
They now run 30% faster.
I really need upgrade the drivers. I have an old HP laptop with Radeon graphics. Every now and then, it freezes and the video goes off and on. I reboot, see a bunch of GPU errors (I'll have to look around at the logs at some point) and after reboot, it's fine. No idea what type of Radeon vid chip it is but whatever HP used in there laptops 10 years ago.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 28, 2025 04:18 AM (v9vY1)
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 04:19 AM (rdVOm)
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Thanks, JQ. Christmas was ok. I've worked plenty of holidays over the decades. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 28, 2025 04:26 AM (v9vY1)
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11 Thanks, JQ. Christmas was ok. I've worked plenty of holidays over the decades. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 28, 2025 04:26 AM (v9vY1)
#metoo
Posted by: m at December 28, 2025 04:37 AM (RuTUS)
We don't sleep here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 28, 2025
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Apparently we don't anymore on this end either....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 28, 2025
Especially not when you have an energetic young black cat who hits you in the ribs, four times, as he jumps over you at 4:15 am. He's still busy playing with Thursday's wrapping paper, damn him.
Guess what, Thug Boy. You don't get your breakfast for another forty-five minutes. Heh, heh, heh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 05:45 AM (wzUl9)
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If I had a dime for every shoe on head video that I finished watching I wouldn't even have a dime. I find that particular person easy to ignore.
ymmv
Posted by: 5 miles to nowhere at December 28, 2025 05:48 AM (G+z4C)
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Anyhoo . . . 68 F. here, foggy and damp, almost no wind. The "cooler" or "arctic" weather is supposed to happen starting tonight, with temps dropping into the 50s, high tomorrow about 60, and a low of 35 on Monday night. And finally, decent temps (spring-like, not wintry) through 1/6.
New Year's plans? To avoid crowds as much as possible. The way I do the rest of the year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 05:49 AM (wzUl9)
29 Very foggy here at Schloss Hadrian this morning. Better to go to the 8:00 Mass up the road rather than the 7:00 at my usual parish, which, unfortunately, is 45 miles away.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 05:49 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2025 05:51 AM (iMotb)
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27 If I had a dime for every shoe on head video that I finished watching I wouldn't even have a dime. I find that particular person easy to ignore.
ymmv
Posted by: 5 miles to nowhere at December 28, 2025 05:48 AM (G+z4C)
Her existence is absurd.
Her channel exists only because The Thirst is real.
Posted by: Hate Has a Home Here at December 28, 2025 05:53 AM (yxWsE)
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Crystal clear, still air and 48 F here 'at the beach' - not 'On the Beach' which was the second-most depressing movie I've ever seen....'Life of Oharu' was the most depressing.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 28, 2025 05:55 AM (QGaXH)
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I need to work out this morning, and tomorrow am as well. The chilly air after that will give me a break.
Monday morning we plan to drive the eighty miles or so to the Tecovas store to check out their boots. The three outlets for Western wear here did not have anything I liked that I could afford. I'll spend a bit more if I can get just what I want, i.e., a lighter color in a round toe model that fits and feels comfortable right in the store. Hey, they may even have some end-of-year specials -- what they dub their "last calls."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 05:56 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 28, 2025 05:59 AM (bQ4nt)
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It's 61 here at 6 am. Tomorrow at 6 am forecast to be 16.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 28, 2025 06:01 AM (XvL8K)
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If I order something from Amazon, I can now have it delivered in my garage. What will they think of next. Not sure how they can open the door, but it works.
Posted by: Colin at December 28, 2025 06:02 AM (wlQdF)
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27 If I had a dime for every shoe on head video that I finished watching I wouldn't even have a dime. I find that particular person easy to ignore.
ymmv
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I find her entertaining , but this one I could not finish. Too much talk of kids being exploited.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 28, 2025 06:02 AM (D/9SZ)
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Forecast.: high today 61 low 14. Tough way to start a Monday
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 28, 2025 06:06 AM (D/9SZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 28, 2025 06:08 AM (qbLEp)
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mornin yall. I suppose most parents have experienced the melancholy of their children departing after a visit. The holiday is over and the house seems empty again, but I can take solace in the knowledge that we raised two fine boys who have their own lives to live. Anyway, they'll be back in a few weeks for Mrs fd's birthday and maybe we will get around to some of those things we never seem to have enough time to get around to.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 06:12 AM (vFG9F)
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I guess it's time I changed and stretched. Suppose I'd better feed the Killer Kittenz before I head out to walk/run. (More of a walk/trot these days, but it works for me.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 06:13 AM (wzUl9)
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When your cat hits you in the head four times, are the claws out? (I don't have cats)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 28, 2025 06:13 AM (qYbxT)
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Huh. The Daily Mail has MTG in a bikini. Don't rush over there though, she's a House of Representatives 4.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 06:16 AM (vFG9F)
47 Don't rush over there though, she's a House of Representatives 4.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 06:16 AM (vFG9F)
"Better looking than Rosa DeLauro" is not saying much.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 06:20 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2025 06:20 AM (lJ0H4)
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Don't rush over there though, she's a House of Representatives 4.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 06:16 AM (vFG9F)
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Is that like a Waffle House 2? I'm unsure of the conversion tables.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 28, 2025 06:21 AM (qbLEp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 06:23 AM (ix8EF)
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Bridget Bardot has passed away at 91. She was convicted five times in French courts of inciting racial hatred because she was no fan of the Mussulman.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 06:26 AM (vFG9F)
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"Congress! Half of Congress is already on this App."
Posted by: no one at December 28, 2025 06:38 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 06:40 AM (PFs9e)
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AceMagic has been putting out those ugly cube-shaped Mini-PCs for several years now. I was looking at one in 2023 with an AMD Ryzen 9 and a RTX 4060 in it, which they probably still sell.
Never bought it, and glad I didn’t because AceMagic had a problem a few months later due to their Windows image having some kind of malware on it.
Near as I can tell they were using some. Windows ISO they scavenged somewhere and never bothered to run a virus scan on it before loading it on customer PCs. Apologies followed after an “unintentional oversight”, I’m sure.
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shoe0nhead is cute and occasionally funny (rare among modern leftist women).
Can’t ask for more than that for free on YT.
If she wasn’t a populist socialist she’d be even better, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 06:42 AM (6ydKt)
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Greetings from the Carolinas. Another cold front predicted. Otherwise, nothing to report.
Posted by: Going deep. Out at December 28, 2025 06:47 AM (jt/rW)
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Barely going to get above freezing today, rain and warmer tomorrow for a day only
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 06:50 AM (Ia/+0)
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Thanks for the post on Nvidia & Groq, Pixy.
That explains what this deal was about.
You got to give it to Jensen on this one.
He knows Nvidia can’t ride this bubble forever and stay on top. ASICs and all of these GPU alternative chips are eventually going to replace his products.
So with hundreds of billions floating around Jensen is just going to buy his way out of the problem.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 06:53 AM (6ydKt)
Their Hate To Say I Told You So song is just as fun:
https://youtu.be/Uz1Jwyxd4tE
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 06:57 AM (6ydKt)
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The Hives are full of catchy songs, and they're tremendous live.
Posted by: Hate Has a Home Here at December 28, 2025 06:59 AM (yxWsE)
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In local news, Zitavious D’Arius Treyquez Jacobs was arrested again. Also, Santana Outlaw just can't stay out of jail for some reason.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)
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Yesterday was looking up historical information, was running into dead ends seeing all that was available except for the AI search. I could argue since AI just seems to be made up information, how correct can that be?
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 07:03 AM (Ia/+0)
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Good morning! Except for a couple of really cold days in November, we've had an unseasonably warm couple of months and now I need to spend most of the morning doing lawn work. And, I guess starting around noon the temps will begin the plunge into the 30s and we'll have a couple of days of chilly weather.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 28, 2025 07:04 AM (3Ope8)
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43 mornin yall. I suppose most parents have experienced the melancholy of their children departing after a visit. The holiday is over and the house seems empty again, but I can take solace in the knowledge that we raised two fine boys who have their own lives to live. Anyway, they'll be back in a few weeks for Mrs fd's birthday and maybe we will get around to some of those things we never seem to have enough time to get around to.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2025 06:12 AM (vFG9F
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And God willing, you'll see them live out much of their adult lives as two fine men bringing on the next generation. Well done.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 28, 2025 07:05 AM (Rsf1e)
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A career criminal can't stay out of jail
Where have I heard that story before?
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 07:15 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 07:35 AM (2vrAX)
70Brigitte Bardot est most.
Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2025
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She certainly was -- the mostest, even!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 07:37 AM (wzUl9)
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It's 10° here. Commencing at about 5pm we are going to get up to 1/4 of an inch of ice after which it rains till mid Mon morning and gets up to 45° tomorrow. Then it freezes again. Power outages and many accidents expected. Fun
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 07:41 AM (2vrAX)
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Just read Bardot's biography. A beautiful but very flawed person. The part about not wanting her only child and how she tried to abort him and how she treated him after his birth, very sad.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 28, 2025 07:42 AM (2NHgQ)
"hundreds of megabytes of internal SRAM rather than tens of gigabytes of external DRAM, and have staggering amounts of bandwidth - 80 terabytes per second per chip."
O brave new world, that has such chips in it!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 28, 2025 07:42 AM (Cjt/F)
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The only reason to get a suped up PC if you’re an average person is to play video games, and video games absolutely blow donkey dick right now.
That being said ,128gb of ddr5 is hovering around 1200 dollars, that’s f***ing absurd.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2025 07:43 AM (XV/Pl)
We're facing freezing rain, rain, and high winds, all starting today at 4 PM.
I'm just praying the power stays on.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 28, 2025 07:50 AM (O7YUW)
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G'morning Salty, how's things in your corner of the world?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 28, 2025 07:50 AM (O7YUW)
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Mental health professionals are beginning to warn about a new phenomenon that’s been called “AI psychosis,” where people slip into delusional thinking, paranoia or hallucinations triggered by their interactions with intelligent systems. In some cases, users begin to interpret chatbot responses as personally significant, sentient or containing hidden messages only for them.
This has happened for a 100 years. People thinking that a radio or TV host is speaking directly to them.
I routinely listen to a AM talk show where some callers go right into a conversation with the host like they have been discussing the subject for the last hour.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 07:50 AM (gbOdA)
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@72 read that also. They only reconnected after the son became a grandfather and she a great grandmother.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 07:50 AM (2vrAX)
Currently 65 going up to 72 here in Bourbon country. This time tomorrow it'll be in the low teens. A "wind event" is expected tonight that will usher in the cold air.
We always seem to have these weather events at night. Never during the daylight hours, regardless of the time of year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 07:53 AM (NwnyJ)
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I'm getting the "age-restricted" bit a LOT on videos lately. I think it's a method of abusing the rules to get more people logging in - which equals monetization for youTube.
We really need more active competitors to youTube. But users are stupid and won't move. (Does youTube require you post your videos exclusively there to get monetization?)
Merry Christmas, Pixy!
Posted by: GWB at December 28, 2025 07:54 AM (6lxHi)
Good. I had a refreshing Christmas with NoSoThoreau cooking! Kerry Gold butter enters the chat.
How are you doing?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2025 07:55 AM (u82oZ)
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67 going to 80 down here by the Bay.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 07:46 AM (gbOdA)
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We're expecting a high of 75 today, dropping down to a high of 28 tomorrow. That's nearly a 50-degree swing overnight.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 28, 2025 07:56 AM (Cjt/F)
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We're expecting a high of 75 today, dropping down to a high of 28 tomorrow. That's nearly a 50-degree swing overnight.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2025 07:56 AM (ESVrU)
53 manana
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 07:58 AM (gbOdA)
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GWB
In my protest to the absurd length of copyright coverage, I refuse to pay for less ads on YouTube.
Fortunately, the music I like is out of fashion. But I do watch oYuTube less and less. It's like a boot on the neck of humanities treasures.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2025 07:59 AM (u82oZ)
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A "wind event" is expected tonight that will usher in the cold air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 07:53 AM (NwnyJ)
Ummm, yeah. We call that a "front." At least, we did in the days before naming snowstorms and rain squalls to make everyone afraid. A front is the area where the temperature and pressure change between cells. And that means air trying to get from one to the other. The bigger the differential the higher the wind.
I'm not slapping at you, Martini Farmer, but at the weather guessers who have to feel important by telling you technical things that make you see them as your guardian experts. (Most weather maps no longer even display fronts on them. I still remember the symbols - triangles are cold and the semicircles are warm.)
Posted by: GWB at December 28, 2025 08:01 AM (6lxHi)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 28, 2025 08:08 AM (3Ope8)
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Yeah, FDR outlawed it via XO, congress and the courts knew that was illegal but went along with it anyway. They reneged on gold bonds as well, and forbade gold clause contracts, very common with 99 year lease agreements.
This came to a head in the 90s, a sharp real estate attorney in Des Moines noticed a gold clause lease on a large office building, the tenant was paying a couple hundred bucks a month for the whole building. He demanded payment in gold, since gold had been decriminalized. Eventually prevailed. Terwilliger I think.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 28, 2025 08:09 AM (90Mjm)
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>>Mental health professionals are beginning to warn about a new phenomenon that’s been called “AI psychosis,”
The AI app that produces interactive avatars of dead loved ones is a bit creepy, IMO. Forgot the name of it. There's probably more than one.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 28, 2025 08:10 AM (Y1sOo)
Union Sq was busy, but just two blocks away Market Street is literally empty. No cars, no pedestrians. Between 4th and 5th there is not one occupied storefront. Plenty of hoboes, meth heads, and piles of garbage.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 08:11 AM (93/YK)
97 A "wind event" is expected tonight that will usher in the cold air.
Wind events are the cyclone bombs of atmospheric rivers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 08:15 AM (tgvbd)
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> A "wind event" is expected tonight that will usher in the cold air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 07:53 AM (NwnyJ)
Ummm, yeah. We call that a "front."
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Yea, it's why it's in scare quotes. I can see the low pressure area on several weather sites and the isobar lines are packed pretty close together... indicating potential windy conditions.
Locally we have a guy who's somehow an online weather expert. His FB page is popular. But all he's really doing is pulling the National Weather Service's forecast (the text version) and packaging it up with maps and graphs.
Anyone could go to the NWS and look at, and run, the models forecasters use. Or, go to Pivotal Weather, Ventusky, Weather Wise, Windy or any other site to see, or generate their own forecast.
It's yet another on-line cottage industry no different than the other influencers looking to make a buck.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 08:15 AM (NwnyJ)
1 Steuart Lane, Unit 1901 — $11.5 million
This luxury condo in the 1 Steuart Lane building commands the kind of panoramic views only a 2,914-square-foot corner unit sporting floor-to-ceiling glass can deliver. The three-bedroom, three-bathroom abode seems to float atop the water, looking directly out on the Bay Bridge. The kitchen is uber-high-end, with top-of-the-line appliances, a marble island and a wine fridge. Similarly, the primary bedroom has deep walk-in closets and a bathroom fit to rival the fanciest spa. The 1 Steuart Lane complex also offers a “wellness center” with gym, steam room, sauna and outdoor hot tub as well as a lounge and waterfront terrace. Yet despite all that glitters here, unit 1901 lingers on the market, having listed at $11.5 million in September.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 08:20 AM (IC093)
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Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 08:16 AM (gbOdA)
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I have seen a few interesting AI feats.
1 was looking for smurfs (fake donor with real money) and looking at the money flow.
Kelly in AZ get about $30 M from Smurfs.
Political Committee C00696526, MARK KELLY FOR SENATE has accepted 790,641. Smurfed donor transactions totaling $39,246,003 from 46,697 unique Smurfing donors. That these transactions encompass 68.3% of the 1,157,117 available committee transactions and also being 36.6% of the $107,149,771 full committee transaction valuation.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 08:20 AM (gbOdA)
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Walked into my uptown historic/shopping area yesterday morning. In three store alcoves , two of empty stores, one occupied, there were people sleeping with their possessions. Never seen that before in that area. That's what happens when leftists take total control.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 08:21 AM (2vrAX)
We used to talk of snowfall and rainfall, or thunderstorms and snowstorms. This wasn’t good enough, apparently.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 28, 2025 08:22 AM (90Mjm)
occurrence, happening, incident, occasion, celebration, and gathering.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 08:23 AM (gbOdA)
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>>Yet despite all that glitters here, unit 1901 lingers on the market, having listed at $11.5 million in September.
Imagine the amount of fraud that will be uncovered in Newsom's California. All of that money and people are fleeing California. It's going to make Minnesota look like amateurs.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 08:23 AM (viF8m)
Doing pretty well. The family still has far too much turkey left over, but we're using it up in a variety of different dishes that my wife is an expert at cooking. We've done a round of turkey soup thick with egg noodles that was superb. Coming up, turkey fajita wraps, and turkey gumbo. :-)
I am, as I said earlier, hoping that the power stays on in spite of the oncoming ice storm, because losing power throws a huge wrench in well, everything.
The driving school bus thing seems to have evened out and is going pretty well. The kids have mostly settled down, realizing that I really will write them up for bad behaviour, and that does indeed result in them having uncomfortable conversations with their school's principal or VP as well as their parents. Some of the parents are on board and are supporting the disciplinary process, doing things that even surprised me in a positive way (can't go into details, but I've been impressed.) Those kids? They'll turn out just fine. It re-assures me to see some parents that understand the Biblical caution, "Spare the rod, spoil the child."
Delighted to hear things (and food!) are going well for you. :-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 28, 2025 08:25 AM (O7YUW)
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Walked into my uptown historic/shopping area yesterday morning. In three store alcoves , two of empty stores, one occupied, there were people sleeping with their possessions. Never seen that before in that area. That's what happens when leftists take total control.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 08:21 AM (2vrAX)
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Twenty years ago Gavin made a big deal about "car-free Market Street!!"
That meant something a lot different when I was down in Florida
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 28, 2025 08:27 AM (THqo5)
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Finished coffee, so its hot chocolate or cognac
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 08:28 AM (Ia/+0)
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Saw Midwest Chick and PowerLine Blog's meme links posted yesterday. Here's Sarah Hoyt's in case it wasn't caught:
"We’re Gonna Meme Around The Clock" (Dec 27, 2025)
https://tinyurl.com/3z7ftb3m
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 28, 2025 08:28 AM (O7YUW)
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Imagine the amount of fraud that will be uncovered in Newsom's California. All of that money and people are fleeing California. It's going to make Minnesota look like amateurs.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 08:23 AM (viF8m)
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Mrs. F. and I have laughed to each other about that several times already.
$9 billion? Pikers. amateurs. Just wait.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 08:29 AM (IC093)
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A horse in the Senate.
A LBGTQASDF Fire Commissioner that does not fight fires.
History Rhymes
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 08:30 AM (gbOdA)
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Mrs. F. and I have laughed to each other about that several times already.
$9 billion? Pikers. amateurs. Just wait.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 08:29 AM (IC093)
So Gavin need $130 Billion over the next 3 years to run (for pres) on saying he balanced the budget.
Unpossible
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 08:31 AM (gbOdA)
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Finally cleaned up my car after last Thursday's theft and CSI fingerprinting mess.
One thing is missing. I'll be calling the detectives tomorrow morning.
One Friday, the court sent the thief home to his mommy. Sound familiar? We have the same progressive disease(s) here in Israel. Not the first time the court system has cut loose an animal which harmed me.
If I bought a new Apple iPad from Costco, can I migrate my data from my old iPad by myself, or do I have to go to an Apple Store to do something like that? It's a 200 mile round trip.
Does anyone know the steps needed to accomplish this? I dropped my I pad and the screen is slowly spidering out , like a windshield that gets a rock hit. Afraid it might die before I can get it over to a new one.
Posted by: Derak at December 28, 2025 08:34 AM (JQ2/i)
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>>Mrs. F. and I have laughed to each other about that several times already.
>>$9 billion? Pikers. amateurs. Just wait
It's both a bit depressing but also exciting to think that we might finally be on the verge of exposing massive corruption in government, both federal and local. Staggering amounts of money have been stolen from the American people and that as much as anything has contributed to the affordability crisis in this country.
Now if we can get the younger generations to understand that it the enemy isn't boomers or any one generation but the political class in this country that has been stealing from all of us and trying to make us fight amongst each other to deflect blame from themselves.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 08:35 AM (viF8m)
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$9b in Minnesota fraud. I live in NYS. I don't think you can separate fraud from actual entitlement here. Assume every dollar that comes into NYS involves fraud somewhere down the line
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 08:36 AM (2vrAX)
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I lived most of my life without hearing the dramatic term "bomb cyclone" despite living in the Midwest
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 28, 2025 08:36 AM (CKLSw)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 08:37 AM (Ia/+0)
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Plain old fashioned blizzard about to hit here, at least a foot of snow.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2025 08:38 AM (Q+gd/)
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Derek, it practically does it by itself when you connect them side by side to a power source. Very easy.
Posted by: skywch at December 28, 2025 08:38 AM (uqhmb)
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One Friday, the court sent the thief home to his mommy. Sound familiar? We have the same progressive disease(s) here in Israel. Not the first time the court system has cut loose an animal which harmed me.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 28, 2025 08:32 AM (swH89)
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This is your fault for having a car.
-magistrate
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 08:39 AM (IC093)
AHL just got a notification on his phone and will be here shortly, no doubt.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 28, 2025 08:40 AM (Y1sOo)
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I bet Leftifornia is the capital of fraud, but no one is looking into it
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 08:40 AM (Ia/+0)
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Pixy, any recommendations for a kid's budget gaming console+monitor? preferably around $700 total
my 14yo kid just wants to do geometry dash and roblox (says my phone lags too much), but I also want him to start doing some real coding in Python and etc
not sure about OS, I sort of default to Windoze as the "real" OS, and my wife has sold her soul to Android (ugh!) but maybe I can get him into Linux?
Posted by: TallDave at December 28, 2025 08:41 AM (lLLli)
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I've been doing PowerPC programming for the last year and a half. On hardware that I bet is a lot more expensive than that ersatz Amiga motherboard.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 28, 2025 08:44 AM (VmDLh)
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"One of my kangaroo paws. I decided I really needed to plant them properly because they were starting to take root through the holes at the bottom of the pots."
commisserations, last year I repeatedly drowned my one and only plant because I forgot the roots need oxygen in my setup
Posted by: TallDave at December 28, 2025 08:44 AM (lLLli)
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What are the odds* of the fraud in Fulton Cty also got Leffler and Warnock?
*Scientific Notation Allowed
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 08:45 AM (gbOdA)
If I bought a new Apple iPad from Costco, can I migrate my data from my old iPad by myself, or do I have to go to an Apple Store to do something like that? It's a 200 mile round trip.
Does anyone know the steps needed to accomplish this? I dropped my I pad and the screen is slowly spidering out , like a windshield that gets a rock hit. Afraid it might die before I can get it over to a new one.
Posted by: Derak at December 28, 2025 08:34 AM (JQ2/i)
It depends.
If you have most of your data backed up to iCloud it will transfer those quite easily to your new iPad.
If you have a lot of data on it that will take some time to do.
You can also back up the entire iPad to a Mac computer in the Finder, or on your Windows PC through iTunes (at least you could do this at one time, I'm not sure if you still can.
I transfer mine through a computer backup.
Here's the Apple Support page for that procedure:
https://shorturl.at/kpU8k
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 08:45 AM (6ydKt)
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The Nick Shirley video of the corruption in Minnesota done by politicians and Somalis has now had 75 million views in just a couple of days.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 08:46 AM (viF8m)
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I bet Leftifornia is the capital of fraud, but no one is looking into it
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 08:40 AM (Ia/+0)
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I had to go to the State building last week. There were about 4 guards on duty. It took 10 minutes to get past them. I had to remove my belt and had to start my computer. I was literally the only person in the gigantic lobby.
I went to the big meeting halls downstairs where I used to organize large meetings and conferences. Empty.
There was a guy cleaning the elevator cab. The cab did not have a permit posted. It had a letter signed by some engineer that the "elevator would be inspected soon" it was dated 2022.
Upstairs again was empty. Giant waiting room with 2 dozen chairs, empty. Some literature strewn about. I presented myself at the service window and the guy sitting back there was genuinely surprised to see a customer.
This is a gigantic building. Thousands of state employees are getting paid for not working. Maybe tens of thousands.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 08:47 AM (WGeqj)
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2025 08:47 AM (Q+gd/)
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I saw 1 post on X that the Somalis have something like 50k Provider ID#s.
So basically every Somali is a healthcare or daycare.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 08:47 AM (gbOdA)
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I'd be more sympathetic to boomers if: (a) they didn't cry like babies every time they are criticized; (b) they hadn't spent the last decade crapping on millennials and zoomers. Boomers are fine with generational criticism when it consisted of laughing at someone else.
Posted by: if you can dish it out at December 28, 2025 08:48 AM (wgcRL)
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The Buffalo Bills game today at 4pm should be real interesting. The ice storm will be hitting right about one.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 08:49 AM (2vrAX)
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Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 08:45 AM (6ydKt)
Thanks! I love this place.
Posted by: Derak at December 28, 2025 08:50 AM (JQ2/i)
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>> I saw 1 post on X that the Somalis have something like 50k Provider ID#s.
So basically every Somali is a healthcare or daycare.
@DataRepublican is doing her thing and deciphering all the data. She said given the enormous amount of data it will take her a few days to put it all together. Looking forward to the results.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 08:50 AM (viF8m)
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145 The Buffalo Bills game today at 4pm should be real interesting. The ice storm will be hitting right about one.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 08:49 AM (2vrAX)
Yeah, they're freezin' up in Buffalo stuck in their cars
And I'm lyin' here 'neath the sun and the stars"
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 28, 2025 08:50 AM (gbOdA)
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Samsung has a share program betwee Samsung products
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 08:52 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 08:52 AM (WGeqj)
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135 Pixy, any recommendations for a kid's budget gaming console+monitor? preferably around $700 total
my 14yo kid just wants to do geometry dash and roblox (says my phone lags too much), but I also want him to start doing some real coding in Python and etc
not sure about OS, I sort of default to Windoze as the "real" OS, and my wife has sold her soul to Android (ugh!) but maybe I can get him into Linux?
Posted by: TallDave at December 28, 2025 08:41 AM (lLLli)
By console you mean Playstation or Xbox?
You can get either for under $700 these days, but a decent monitor will run you at least $85 - $100 for HD/1080p.
If you mean a PC; you'd be hard pressed to build a budget gaming Windows PC for $700 because of DRAM and GPU prices.
You could also look at gaming handhelds that run on Windows (Steamdeck, Asus Ally, etc) that you can easily hook up to a monitor and run.
Steam will be releasing their 'Steam Machine' PC that runs on SteamOS (a Linux distro) next year. It'll be meant to compete with gaming consoles, but the pricing is expected to be up there $750 to $1000+ because of DRAM costs.
I'd wait and see how that one shakes out if you're interested in a Linux gaming machine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 08:52 AM (6ydKt)
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@144 You've chosen your religion.
Just don't try to pretend you believe in something else.
Your Turn Is Coming.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 28, 2025 08:53 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 28, 2025 08:56 AM (wzUl9)
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> The Nick Shirley video of the corruption in Minnesota done by politicians and Somalis has now had 75 million views in just a couple of days.
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The frustrating part? Justice, if there will be any (and I personally think that's doubtful) will be much less than satisfying.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 08:56 AM (NwnyJ)
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152 @144 You've chosen your religion.
Just don't try to pretend you believe in something else.
Your Turn Is Coming.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 28, 2025 08:53 AM (zdLoL)
I'm in none of the groups I mentioned. I'm most like boomers; they're the most similar to my upbringing and views. But the ceaseless crying by them, as if they're the only ones on the receiving end ever, is so tin-eared and thin-skinned. It's unbecoming.
Posted by: if you can dish it out at December 28, 2025 08:57 AM (wgcRL)
I could not care less about sympathy. But you are wasting energy fighting the wrong enemy.
We boomers won't be around that much longer but the people and systems that have been stealing from all of us will be if they aren't stopped. Once we are gone you will be the next generation targeted for criticism if that cycle isn't broken.
The enemy is over that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 08:59 AM (viF8m)
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Posted by: skywch at December 28, 2025 08:38 AM (uqhmb)
Oh! Easy! Imma gonna quit delaying and just do it. Thanks!
Posted by: Derak at December 28, 2025 09:00 AM (JQ2/i)
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I'd wait and see how that one shakes out if you're interested in a Linux gaming machine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 08:52 AM (6ydKt)
haha yeah I keep telling him "wait for the AI bubble to pop and everything will be cheap" but he's young so even six months is like forever
we already have a PS5, we just need a budget PC I think
don't think he'd need anything like the latest GPUs for Roblox and Minecraft, those have been around forever
Posted by: TallDave at December 28, 2025 09:26 AM (lLLli)
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don't think he'd need anything like the latest GPUs for Roblox and Minecraft, those have been around forever
Posted by: TallDave at December 28, 2025 09:26 AM (lLLli)
I'd look at a handheld for him, then.
The Steam Deck runs on SteamOS, and you can use it just like a rgular PC if you hook up a mouse/keyboard then run a USB-C to HDMI cable to a TV or monitor.
The cheapest version available right now is $549 with 512GB SSD and an OLED screen:
https://store.steampowered.com/steamdeck
That might be your answer.
The other great thing is that your kid can unplug it and use it anywhere.
Get a cheap 1080p monitor and you're set, for less than$700.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 28, 2025 09:30 AM (6ydKt)
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>>>(Link goes to a Shoeonhead video about teen dating apps which are every bit the cesspool you are expecting.)
I like her a lot. I think that video was well worth watching.
Posted by: m at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (RuTUS)
Saturday Night "Club ONT" December 27, 2025 [The 3 Ds]
Welcome to Club ONT. A collaboration the 3D's - The Disco, The Dino, and The Doggo. We hope everyone had a wonderful, whelming and blessed Christmas - and that you enjoyed/endured family, food, traditions, and cheer. Welcome back.
Last Club ONT of 2025. Have you come to party?!? Please have your password and restroom tokens ready. Make a new friend or 2. Tip your bartender. DO NOT try the veal.
[Top Photo: Winter Wonderland, Seiffen, Germany]
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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small USA flags mounted on either side of it.
The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."
"Good morning father," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Father, what is this?" he asked the priest.
The priest said, "well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "which service, the 9:00 or the 11:00?"
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no
after-life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: "Judy........Judy"
"Is that you, George?""
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.
I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, George, are you in Heaven?"
"No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
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At a wedding ceremony when the pastor said, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." The moment of silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly toward the pastor.
All hell broke loose.
The bride threw the bouquet on the floor and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted.
The best man fidgeted, wondering how to save the situation.
The pastor said to the woman, "Why have you came forward? What do you have to say?"
There was absolutely thundering silence in the church as the woman replied,
"We can't hear in the back."
Ingredients
1 lime wedge
Finely grated lime zest, for rim
Kosher salt
1 1/2 oz. tequila blanco
1/2 oz. concentrated cherry juice
1/2 oz. fresh lime juice
1/2 oz. maraschino cherry syrup from jar
1/2 oz. triple sec
Ice
Lime slices and maraschino cherries, for serving
Directions
Rub the rim of a margarita glass with lime wedge. Mix lime zest and salt on a shallow plate. Roll rim of glass in lime zest mixture until coated.
In a cocktail shaker, combine tequila, cherry juice, lime juice, maraschino cherry syrup, and triple sec. Fill shaker with ice, cover, and vigorously shake until outside of shaker is very frosty, about 20 seconds.
Fill prepared glass with more ice. Strain margarita into glass. Garnish with lime slice and maraschino cherry.
A German man who earned a Guinness World Record for his collection of 6,100 snow globes in 2002 revealed his collection has now grown to 11,000 pieces.
Josef Kardinal broke his own record for the largest collection of snow globes when a Guinness World Records adjudicator visited his Nuremberg home and confirmed he now owns 11,000 different snow globes.
Kardinal, who has been collecting snow globes since 1994, said the oldest item in his collection is an Eiffel Tower-themed snow globe made in Paris in 1889.
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Club ONT Department of History
The unwashed and patchouli people should take note.
Zooming in on the container above: For Laundry use only. For all white and colored work. For removal and control of rust! Contains fluorine compounds. Poisonous if taken internally.
AI tells us that it is a veneer canister or a coopered veneer tube. Common in the late 1800's and early 1900's. Thin sheet of veneer, steam softened / shaped, with an overlapped or scarf-jointed seam. Metal bands at the top and bottom for structural strength and to keep it from "springing" open. Top and bottom were solid wood. Cool!
Found an old NY Times archive (November of 1939) that mentions Penn Salt acquired Erusto - cannot link it's pay to view style.
Those bastards will tax anything. Soap history.
Well into the 19th century, soap was heavily taxed as a luxury item in several countries. When the tax was removed, soap became available to most people, and cleanliness standards across societies improved.
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This D knows nearly nothing about Russian history. One helluva statue, however.
The statue is already clearly visible through a huge opening in the roof from the Hall of Military Glory. Its sculptor, Yevgeny Vuchetich, once said the following to the famous physicist and human rights activist Andrei Sakharov: "My bosses asked me why her mouth is open, it doesn't look beautiful. And I answered, because she is screaming: 'For the Motherland, you motherf…ers!' They never asked again."
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Statues. Skipping the icons. Heading straight to the weird and amusing.
25 Weirdest Statues and Sculptures. It's got the Corporate Head Sculpture, Male Tranny Taunting Local Pickpockets, The Kindlifresserbrunnen” – Weird Statue Of An Ogre Eating Children, and more.
The “De Vaartkapoe” statue by Belgian artist Tom Frantzen depicts a young rebel rising up from the sewers to trip and topple over a policeman thus overthrowing his authority. Created in 1985, the statue is located in Sint-Jans-Molenbeek, Belgium.
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Club ONT Department of "Where did the year go?"
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Club ONT Stocking Stuffer Messaging
Slowly working up to chloroform.
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Club ONT Music
No frankincense or myrrh here - just GOLD!
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Club ONT Department of Setting Personal Goals
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Comments of the Year Top 10ish Comments of the Week
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Before you leave!
Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
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Club ONT brought to you by: Motivation.
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Please keep Schnoflepuppy and pookysgirl and their families in your prayers. Tough times of personal loss for both. Check the prayer thread this morning. Content, and comments 69, 422 and 423. May God give them strength and comfort.
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Club ONT hopes that you enjoyed the Festivus program of "Airing of Grievances." We apologize to those of you who were disappointed after expecting "Airing of Cleavages." That is a completely different event. Check back when the weather gets warmer...
Termites — Wood- or fungus-eating species produce huge amounts of methane via gut microbes. Globally, termites release millions of tons of methane annually from digestion (more than some livestock in certain estimates). High-fiber diets = more gas.
Cockroaches — Closely related to termites; they fart more on high-fiber diets.
And now you know!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:10 PM (cYBz/)
But I have been to the Exhibition of the People's Economic Achievements in Moscow. Some pretty creepy statuary there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (A0sqA)
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Good evening all, thx 3 D's.
John Stewart, the singer not the TV ahole, wrote one of the great pop songs ever. Daydream Believer.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (2vrAX)
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23....I'm not sure whether to be embarrassed or flattered.
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If it helps you solve the flattery/embarrassment riddle, I have used that line a couple of times since that ONT.
Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (41CYW)
No thanks. I bet they do not have natural gas forced air furnaces.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 10:14 PM (qFwJc)
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Puddleglum, I have a question:
Christmas Eve around noon, and EatNPark is closed. No cars in the parking lot, and no lights on in the facility. How can this be? I thought EatNPark was like Waffle House, always open....
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM (YlWIZ)
39Sorry I'm late-- I tried the veal. 🤢
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:03 PM
*sigh*
You were supposed to *tip* the veal and *try* the waitress.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM (Wnv9h)
40 I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur
bone because everything always seems to smell bad. She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
You got a great deal of enjoyment out of writing that, didn't you, YD?
We will have a fully functioning hypercunt drive before we have a fully functional warp drive. Count on it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM (xG4kz)
*Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
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I love DDS' "drinkorating" comment! So very accurate! LMAO!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:14 PM (rdVOm)
Sure, and right after you finish:
Your new prelit tree would short out the first day. Hah!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:12 PM (rdVOm)
Then burst into flames.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 10:17 PM (uQesX)
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I must say thanks for a great year to Doof, scampydog, and Trex.
Looking forward to the shenanigans next year.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:17 PM (/TlUl)
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I collected snow globes for a while, but sent them off to the thrift store when we moved and downsized. Kept one from Yellowstone that is small.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)
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Our daughter briefly collected snow globes. Of course, this was after she briefly collected shot glasses.
There isa box somewhere around here which will eventually come to its final resting place in a nearby landfill. You can figure out what will be in it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
You got off easy. A horse collection is much more $$$.
Posted by: Harry the Horse at December 27, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)
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YDs comment about the Cali gov candidate made me laugh when he put it up! Honestly, that's one the best ONT comments in a few years. Thanks, YD!
And thanks to you Ds for the ONTs! They meet my (not very high, but substantial) standards.
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 27, 2025 10:18 PM (47diA)
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Weather.... it changes. This is for tomorrow, here.
A chance of sprinkles with a slight chance of showers before 2pm, then a chance of sprinkles between 2pm and 3pm, then a slight chance of showers after 3pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 72. South wind 9 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 37 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
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Tomorrow night...
Rain showers before 4am, then rain and snow showers likely. Low around 24. Breezy, with a southwest wind 18 to 23 mph becoming west after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 39 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of less than a half inch possible.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:19 PM (NwnyJ)
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The Club ONT is always enjoyable. Thanks, guys.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 10:19 PM (Q/uAJ)
51 Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
One of my platoon sergeants oncce suggested pairing off into two person teams for competitve arm pit sniffing.
This was in a fit of impotent anger at the batallion sergeant major verbally penetrating all the motor sergeants, and maintenance platoon sergeants for someonee taking his cucv blazer out joy riding and parking it back on the line dirty, (and horrors) not aligned with the rest of the trucks in the hhb line.
Me being the maintenance platoon leader of the red headed Foxtrot battery as a senior cw2, didn't give two flying fucks how I parked it after driving it like I stole it the night before while on staff duty. I got side eyed by my platoon sergeant for weeks after that.
My own super e7 maintence sergeant pulled me aside later and acused me of having all the fun without him. Never figured out how he knew. Fucker ran the e4 mafia, one of those little shits probably ratted me out for leverage.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 27, 2025 10:19 PM (ubjsK)
52
BarelyScaryMary, I missed the Pet Thread today (running kids to the airport all day). Thanks for the comment about my doggo.
Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 10:20 PM (41CYW)
53
The comments of the year are very descriptive of the breadth and depth of the Horde.
They should be inscribed on a platinum plate and shot into space.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:20 PM (A0sqA)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:21 PM (/TlUl)
55
They should be inscribed on a platinum plate and shot into space.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Elon may have something to say about that plan....
I just sat through Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever, a 2014 Lifetime movie featuring the infamous feline. And you know . . . it's not as bad as it's painted. It makes fun of itself, breaks the fourth wall with samrt remarks, and has deadpan artiste Aubrey Plaza doing the voice of Grumpy Cat. It's not Die Hard, it ain't Home Alone (so I guess; I've never seen it), but it's fun enough to pass ninety minutes.
Such is Saturday night at Chez Wolfus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM (wzUl9)
*Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025
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That's the set of lyrics I have been trying to remember!
My version, for Swamp dwellers:
"Later on, we'll perspire --
('Is that A/C? Turn it higher!')
We drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps,
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:24 PM (wzUl9)
64I used to collect shot glasses, but quit. I have about 12.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 10:15 PM (qFwJc)
I started in on cocktail shakers. I only managed three.
Posted by: RickZ, Club ONT VIP at December 27, 2025 10:25 PM (gKDq2)
65
60 Just found this--- probly better on hobby thread, but too late for that:
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM
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I've learned that women are the life of the Hobby Thread afterparty.
Posted by: fourseasons at December 27, 2025 10:10 PM (3ek7K)
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So. Three D's, or triple Ds?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 10:25 PM (2WIwB)
67
> Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
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You have to ask? Seriously?
Open bar.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:26 PM (NwnyJ)
68 Icy conditions led to me canceling today and tomorrow's metalworking class. With their assent, we shoved the three folks into next weekend's repeat of the same thing. I am leery of having done so because of dean of classes has long advocated that I bump the attendance limit up to eight slots.
That the three people who are moving are capable adults who can figure out things well enough on their own makes them above average students. There are plenty of folks in our organization and on our followers' list who do not meet that standard. Having an unalloyed eight of them together in a single class would be the stuff of nightmares for me as the instructor.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:26 PM (xG4kz)
69
Black cherry float. Vanilla ice cream made with sugar. Cane sugar black cherry soda in a glass bottle. Use proper ingredients for the best results.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 10:23 PM (tgvbd)
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Thursday was Baskin Robbins Cherries Jubilee and Coke.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:26 PM (A0sqA)
70How youse mooks doin' ?
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025
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"There ain't no bugs on me!
There ain't no bugs on me!
There might be bugs
On some o' you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:28 PM (wzUl9)
71 So. Three D's, or triple Ds?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 10:25 PM (2WIwB)
DDD?
Trip Ds?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:29 PM (bss/y)
72
"A German man who earned a Guinness World Record for his collection of 6,100 snow globes in 2002 revealed his collection has now grown to 11,000 pieces."
That selfish man has prevented 10,999 people from enjoying a snow globe.
Get a different valet.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Wait, there's a valet?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Well, somebody with a bow tie and a clipboard grabbed my keys outside, but he drove off like a bat outta hell (and I'm talking about flying fox, not one of those Itty-bitty little hig-nosed bats) and I think he damaged a fender hopping the curb.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (xG4kz)
79Wolfus, the last cat movie I saw was The Cat From Outer Space
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025
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Don't know that one. Though I do recall a little book I read in first or second grade called Space Cat Goes to Mars.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:31 PM (wzUl9)
80You must have fun tonight AND Wang Chung tonight.
Looks like I'm paying my own bill.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 27, 2025 10:31 PM (lUFok)
81
2019 was a tough year for me. Two of my fave celebrities passed that year, Grumpy Cat and Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Confetti Futures Have Not Rebounded at December 27, 2025 10:31 PM (oftw2)
82 The Cat from Outer Space is a 1978 American science fiction comedy film directed by Norman Tokar (his final film before his death the following year) starring Ken Berry, Sandy Duncan, Harry Morgan, Ronnie Schell, Roddy McDowall and McLean Stevenson.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:32 PM (A0sqA)
83
75 Wolfus, the last cat movie I saw was The Cat From Outer Space
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:29 PM (A0sqA)
Col Potter.
And that guy who was a Poor Man's Dean Jones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (bss/y)
84
>> Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
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complimentary nachos
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)
85 2019 was a tough year for me. Two of my fave celebrities passed that year, Grumpy Cat and Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Confetti Futures Have Not Rebounded at December 27, 2025
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I was surprised to find GC only lived to be about seven -- she was born in 2012. Maybe I shouldn't be. She did not look healthy, worse than a Persian in some ways. It'll bet she had trouble breathing and eating comfortably. She had a beautiful coat and coloring, but I suspect she was not really healthy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:34 PM (A0sqA)
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79 Howdy Club patrons! I'm picking up the tab for everyone tonight. On 2 conditions. You must have fun tonight AND Wang Chung tonight.
Posted by: Doof at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (nB1L/)
Which of those two words is the verb? Am I to Wang my Chung, or is it Chung my Wang? (The second option sounds dirty, is there a private area available for the attempt?)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:35 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:35 PM (bss/y)
89 So. Three D's, or triple Ds?
Posted by: Diogenes
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DDD?
Trip Ds?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
D cubed or D^3
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (ubjsK)
90
complimentary nachos
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)
I'd feel bad eating food that was telling me what an awesome person I am.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (/TlUl)
91
John Stewart, the singer not the TV ahole, wrote one of the great pop songs ever. Daydream Believer.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (2vrAX)
Fun fact: The classic line of working class life in Daydream Believer "The shaving razor's cold and it stings" was supposed to be "...razor's old..."
Davey Jones had trouble reading the handwritten lyrics.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (0vB2I)
92 I say! I say! I say! There's entirely too much wangin' goin' on 'round hyah tonight!
-- zombie Fritz Hollings
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (xG4kz)
93
Wait, there's a valet?
Posted by: The Grateful
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NO, there IS NOT a valet! Don't let that bum take your car!
grumble, grumble... thought I got rid of that creepy impostor a month ago...
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (rdVOm)
94
Yeah this was a while after Harry Morgan had replaced McLean Stevenson on MASH
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (A0sqA)
Pixels were invented to allow that comment to be written.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (AUL7F)
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The Cat from Outer Space is a 1978 American science fiction comedy film directed by Norman Tokar (his final film before his death the following year) starring Ken Berry, Sandy Duncan, Harry Morgan, Ronnie Schell, Roddy McDowall and McLean Stevenson.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Ronnie Schell has been deigned America's Slowest Rising Comedian since 1962.
Posted by: Just Turned 94 at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (oftw2)
103
You got a great deal of enjoyment out of writing that, didn't you, YD?
We will have a fully functioning hypercunt drive before we have a fully functional warp drive. Count on it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM}
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It's a classic. Tooka screenshot and sent it out.
It should be published on X.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (2oHWb)
104
As for Rip Taylor: He was the third owner (though maybe we shouldn't count the first one) of a certain white Mercedes 300SEL 6.3. This was the "banker's hot rod" model MB did in the late Sixties, a four-door with a 250-hp engine (a lot back then) under the hood star. Roman Polanski ordered it. But when a delivery driver, drunk, raced it without authorization on an indoor track, Roman refused to take delivery.
The next owner was . . . Werner Klemperer! He drove it to work each day on Hogan's Heroes. Bob Crane joked it was Werner's Nazi staff car.
Rip Taylor was the third owner, after HH went off the air and Klemperer sold the car. I don't know what happened to the vehicle after that -- whether Taylor kept it for years or sold it to someone else. It'd be fun to find out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (wzUl9)
105
Even though 2025 is near its end, the Trumpernaught keeps shit shoveling the Federal Government.
Here's to an even more successful 2026!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (S/Y4j)
106
is there a private area available for the attempt?)
Posted by: tankdemon
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I hear there is a daze in the dance hall.
Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (41CYW)
107
I thought that statue is just "The Motherland." If it was "The Motherland Calls," shouldn't she be holding a cellphone?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Joyenz at December 27, 2025 10:41 PM (2F0/Y)
112
First of all, I'd fix all the holes in the banquettes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 10:42 PM (nWPIJ)
113 Looks like all old Hollywood celerys made it through the Christmas purge.
Connie Stevens, both Shirleys, Jones & Maclaine, Angie Dickinson, Bill Shatner,...
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 10:43 PM (XP1DW)
114I used to collect shot glasses, but quit. I have about 12.
I dont collect them per se, but I do enjoy using shot glasses from interesting places Ive visited. Have one from the NRA museum, one from the Alamo, and several others. But I like them partly because I use them. Some places sell cheap crap. The shot glass from the War Eagles museum in New Mexico was just a blank shot glass with a plastic label. It fell off the first time I put it in the dishwasher.
Lawn Jarts on the back forty.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (xG4kz)
Lawn Jarts fired by Roman candles.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 10:44 PM (2WIwB)
116
Rip Taylor was the third owner, after HH went off the air and Klemperer sold the car. I don't know what happened to the vehicle after that -- whether Taylor kept it for years or sold it to someone else. It'd be fun to find out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Throwing glitter out the window as he drove down Hollywood Blvd.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 10:44 PM (2oHWb)
Will make a up a bunch and serve to our ClubONT guests!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:46 PM (rdVOm)
119
Rip Taylor was the third owner, after HH went off the air and Klemperer sold the car. I don't know what happened to the vehicle after that -- whether Taylor kept it for years or sold it to someone else. It'd be fun to find out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Rip Taylor appeared with Phyllis Diller on Tattletales. Nearly every other celebrity couple on there was married. Not Phyllis and Rip, of course.
Phyllis had several funky cars, also, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station Wagon.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at December 27, 2025 10:46 PM (oftw2)
120
Howdy all,
I have to share our best Christmas moment. As I was noting that since Dad died this year all the family we celebrated Christmas with as children were gone...
Jules responded...It makes shopping easier.
I bout had a heart attack laughing.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at December 27, 2025 10:47 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:47 PM (MvI35)
123
Can I use that mouth tape on my liberal relatives?
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:48 PM (/TlUl)
124Rip Taylor appeared with Phyllis Diller on Tattletales. Nearly every other celebrity couple on there was married. Not Phyllis and Rip, of course.
Phyllis had several funky cars, also, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station Wagon.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at December 27, 2025
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Phyllis wasn't married? What about all those stories she told about her husband Fang?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:48 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 10:49 PM (LNeRu)
126
I worked in a Catholic hospital for 6 years, did some work in the priest's quarters. Irish priest had the biggest and best shot glass collection I ever saw. Also was a very good golfer.
Posted by: Father Looney at December 27, 2025 10:49 PM (oftw2)
127
>> Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
------
complimentary nachos
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)
Make sure to serve them in a nachosaurus.
https://a.co/d/7wCJRP2
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 27, 2025 10:50 PM (S/Y4j)
128
Urg. Didn't realize it was almost ten p.m. here. Where did the evening go?
(Eaten by Grumpy Cat, no doubt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:50 PM (wzUl9)
129
"The shaving razor's cold and it stings" was supposed to be "...razor's old..."
Davey Jones had trouble reading the handwritten lyrics.
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Supposedly, Eric Clapton misread Harrison's handwritten lyrics, indicating "bridge" as "badge" and that's where the title of the song came from.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 27, 2025 10:50 PM (0yLoC)
130
Phyllis wasn't married? What about all those stories she told about her husband Fang?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:48 PM (wzUl9)
I believe they mean not married to one another. According to Wikipedia, Phyllis was married twice, once for 25 years, once for ten, both marriages ending g in divorce.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (/TlUl)
Hand, reaching for the snow globe.
Guy inside: Dang, get inside Ma! Blizzards a comin'!
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate
Pixar's snow-globe short from 1989:
https://youtu.be/9uhM_SUhdaw
Computer graphics have come a long way.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (nhCoE)
132
My favorite shot glasses (I have a set of 6) that I got from the old job's company store:
https://tinyurl.com/3rb75t69
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (rdVOm)
133
There was a Monkees song, "Early Morning Blues and Greens," I think, which had a lyric about "cold bare feet on hardwood floor." Very evocative.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (wzUl9)
134
My kids are going to parties NYE. The younger one to the “cool kid” party.
Me and the mrs will probably be asleep before midnight.
I’m officially old and boring.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (MvI35)
135
Suggestion, have old posts be searchable. Have the abilty to find older posts. Say I want all Friday night ONT, they should be findable. Or, I want to see three days ago, I should be able to scroll down to older stuff somehow.
Posted by: srarcher at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (0HBqg)
136Phyllis had several funky cars, also, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station Wagon.
Last years Son of SilverCon (well, technically still this years) was held a few blocks from the Hollywood Car Museum in Vegas. It has a bunch of Liberaces cars. They were gayer than he was.
137
Wiki sez Phyllis was married twice from 1939-75, but not after that. She lived until age 95 in 2012. I heard an interview with her from around 2010, and she was still sharp and funny.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles. at December 27, 2025 10:53 PM (oftw2)
138
Phyllis wasn't married? What about all those stories she told about her husband Fang?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
I remember seeing Phyllis on Tattletales with one of her husbands, Warde Donovan. She left him when she found out he played for both sides. I don't think he was Fang.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 10:53 PM (Q/uAJ)
139
Wait, there's a valet?
Posted by: The Grateful
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NO, there IS NOT a valet! Don't let that bum take your car!
grumble, grumble... thought I got rid of that creepy impostor a month ago...
Posted by: JQ
*********
And that's the info a great bartender offers
* Puts a $100 bill in the tip jar*
Posted by: The Grateful at December 27, 2025 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)
140I believe they mean not married to one another. According to Wikipedia, Phyllis was married twice, once for 25 years, once for ten, both marriages ending g in divorce.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025
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Oh -- Phyllis and Rip appeared as a team on the show, but the other other teams were of married couples. Got it.
Phyllis, about her trip on a cut-rate airline: "Our stewardess was so *old* . . . You know how some women get those little crow's feet around their eyes? This broad had mastodon tracks."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:54 PM (wzUl9)
141…But there ain't no bugs on me!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
A hook to hang this on!
30-sec mindful video webwork from 2013
https://bit.ly/obama-so-fly
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:01 PM (rdVOm)
147
So I watched Stranger Things Season Five now through episode 7 and...some spoilers.
They gay-ed it up, as Netflix apparently has to do. And no, "coming out" was not a common thing in the 80s nor would people have been rah-rahing you for it. But there's something more interesting here.
Henry kidnaps an 11 year old Will, takes him to his alternate dimension, sticks his tentacle down Will throat and leaves a bit of his essence inside. This is a pedophile abusing a child turned into science fiction. And it is perfectly in character - Henry is cold and mostly unconcerned with any suffering achieving his own goals cause.
And so the irony here is this is indeed how young gay men are made but I don't think Netflix really though this through. This isn't, "Will its great you just randomly happen to be gay!" it is "This is horrible an older man raped you and that is why you are gay".
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2025 11:03 PM (sKqQm)
148Maybe get a girl friend for the moose out front.
Or get him 'fixed'...
The guy gets a little too 'excited' sometimes😳...
Look closer. That's a beer tap.
Posted by: Cicero
So THAT'S where Moosehead Beer comes from.
Posted by: rickb223
Huh. I assumed it was named for the big head.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (nhCoE)
149
The amusing thing about New Year's - it would be more fun if it was 6 months later. Staying up until midnight on a nice summer's evening is a lot more fun then the dead of winter...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (sKqQm)
150
Suggestion: Popcorn Machine. We need to snack/fill up on something and popcorn is not as calorie-laden as many snacks. Also, the smell will draw people in.
Posted by: Pee-Wee's Popcorn Box at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (oftw2)
151
Love cherry-lime flavor. They used to make a soda called a Rickey down at the soda shoppe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Lime Rickies, Colonial Drug, Scituate Harbor, early sixties. Classic soda fountain drink.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (sl73Y)
152
complimentary nachos
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM
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Check out #120... Enjoy!
(Sorry, they were sold out of the cute dino nacho server thingys)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:05 PM (rdVOm)
*Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025
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That's the set of lyrics I have been trying to remember!
My version, for Swamp dwellers:
"Later on, we'll perspire --
('Is that A/C? Turn it higher!')
We drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps,
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:24 PM (wzUl9)
Walking in a nuclear winter wonderland
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 11:06 PM (KNKj1)
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151 The amusing thing about New Year's - it would be more fun if it was 6 months later. Staying up until midnight on a nice summer's evening is a lot more fun then the dead of winter...
Posted by: 18-1
Short flight to Rio. Or Sydney.
Posted by: Carson-Elliot Enterprises at December 27, 2025 11:06 PM (oftw2)
155
The amusing thing about New Year's - it would be more fun if it was 6 months later. Staying up until midnight on a nice summer's evening is a lot more fun then the dead of winter...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (sKqQm)
There's a solution for that. Move to Australia. Maybe Pixy will rent you a room.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 11:07 PM (0vB2I)
156
They also made an "egg cream" which was chocolate syrup with milk and seltzer
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 11:07 PM (ofkVZ)
Hey, girl! Have a Caesar, my treat! And a fresh plate of nachos!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:08 PM (rdVOm)
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151 The amusing thing about New Year's - it would be more fun if it was 6 months later. Staying up until midnight on a nice summer's evening is a lot more fun then the dead of winter...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (sKqQm)
We can't really move it to June 1, right after Memorial Day, and July 1 is way too close to Independence Day, but August 1 seems to be rather free of other entanglements. Let's do this, people!
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 11:08 PM (/TlUl)
Yeah! August is boring, for those of us what can't get over to Sturgis!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:10 PM (rdVOm)
160They also made an "egg cream" which was chocolate syrup with milk and seltzer
Posted by: San Franpsycho
There's no egg in an egg cream?
I suppose nowadays they'd use oat milk and call it a vegan egg cream.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 11:10 PM (nhCoE)
161
Short flight to Rio. Or Sydney.
Posted by: Carson-Elliot Enterprises at December 27, 2025 11:06 PM (oftw2)
You and I have a difference of opinion on the meaning of 'short.'
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 11:10 PM (/TlUl)
162
We had loads of fun hanging around Louie's Sweet Shop. Great malts, egg creams. We hardly ever paid Louie, though, and that made the runt quite snippy at times.
Posted by: The Bowery Boys at December 27, 2025 11:10 PM (oftw2)
163
Cat: I will sleep, and no matter how cute I appear, touch me and you will suffer.
Cat: I demand pettings, at all times and in all intensities. Stop and face my wrath.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2025 11:11 PM (CHHv1)
164
Yes, but are "Die Alone" and "Home Hard" Christmas movies?
Posted by: Piercello at December 27, 2025 11:12 PM (NRGJj)
165
You and I have a difference of opinion on the meaning of 'short.'
Posted by: tankdemon
A lot less jet lag going to Rio.
Posted by: Southbound at December 27, 2025 11:12 PM (oftw2)
166
Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
Complimentary bags of Buc-ee's Beaver Nuggets.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2025 11:12 PM (c115l)
167
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2025 11:11 PM (CHHv1)
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It sounds as if you and Robert have reached a modus vivendi
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 11:14 PM (ofkVZ)
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166 Yes, but are "Die Alone" and "Home Hard" Christmas movies?
Posted by: Piercello at December 27, 2025 11:12 PM (NRGJj)
If Home Hard is a Christmas movie, I've been in the Christmas spirit since the age of 12 or so.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 27, 2025 11:15 PM (AUL7F)
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161 Yeah! August is boring, for those of us what can't get over to Sturgis!
Yeah, but I bet there's some kind of gay shit happenin' in August....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 11:16 PM (LNeRu)
170
Suggestion, have old posts be searchable. Have the abilty to find older posts...
Posted by: srarcher at December 27, 2025 10:52
There was a link in the past, I've lost it. Anyone?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at December 27, 2025 11:17 PM (55Qr6)
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Yeah, but I bet there's some kind of gay shit happenin' in August....
Posted by: COMountainMarie
August 14 is Gay Uncles Day, apparently.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:19 PM (Q/uAJ)
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The morons in the next thread can tell you how to search old comments. But that's not important right now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 11:21 PM (ofkVZ)
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I bought a small ham for Christmas dinner. Haven't cooked it yet.
Tomorrow will be even colder than today, so will cook it for Sunday Supper & save the bone for ham n blackeyed peas on New Years Day.
Can't find chow-chow here, darn it... too far north. Need to make my own next year.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:21 PM (rdVOm)
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Chow chow. I haven't had that in years. It is so good with blackeyed peas. Or beans. Yum.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:23 PM (Q/uAJ)
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Yeah, but I bet there's some kind of gay shit happenin' in August....
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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?? Can't imagine why you might think I'd be interested in *that*?
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:24 PM (rdVOm)
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Chow chow. I haven't had that in years. It is so good with blackeyed peas. Or beans. Yum.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Oh, yeah! Grandparents were from OK. Chow chow was a staple in their home! But Grandmother didn't make her own, and had no recipe to hand down. Sad!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:26 PM (rdVOm)
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Oh, yeah! Grandparents were from OK. Chow chow was a staple in their home! But Grandmother didn't make her own, and had no recipe to hand down. Sad!
Posted by: JQ
My Grandfather made chow chow. If I can find a copy of his recipe, will gladly share it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:28 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:28 PM (rdVOm)
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Bedtime for yours truly. I look forward to chirping at you all on the Tech Thread!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 11:29 PM (wzUl9)
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My Grandfather made chow chow. If I can find a copy of his recipe, will gladly share it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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{{{BarelyScaryMary}}}
Oh, wow! I'd be honored!
I tried a recipe from somewhere (don't remember, it's been decades) and it was .. okay .. and a bit of work, a long process. Cabbage, cauliflower, spices. Turmeric! stained my best cooking spoon...
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:33 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:33 PM (rdVOm)
182
Last week someone asked for the perfect song to blast into jihadi camps. I said slayer. Damn, I was wrong. I didn't consider Norwegian black metal. Good lord...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LWYFBNrZ1M
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 11:34 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 11:34 PM (LNeRu)
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All these people who are clamoring that they are going to get back at conservatives hard after Trump is gone. What is in their mind that makes them think that conservatives are masochists?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 11:37 PM (2oHWb)
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All these people who are clamoring that they are going to get back at conservatives hard after Trump is gone. What is in their mind that makes them think that conservatives are masochists?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Get "back at us" for *what*? For making their lives better? For stopping the theft of their tax money? For improving their communities?
smh
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:40 PM (rdVOm)
Haven't seen him tonight. Will keep a seat for him, though.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:41 PM (rdVOm)
190
I may have left my Kindle at the Air BnB where we were staying - AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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OH NO!!!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:41 PM (rdVOm)
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JQ, I found the recipe in my Grandma's cookbook. I'll get it typed up for you for tomorrow's ONT. Lots of cabbage and green tomatoes and peppers and onions, oh my.. And turmeric, lol.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:42 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I get emails from readers every week about not being able to read the blog on their phones.
So every time I have to edit a comment with a long web link that blows the margins, I think about them.
Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Haven't seen him tonight. Will keep a seat for him, though.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:41 PM (rdVOm)
Is he hiding from Robert the Cat (tm)?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 27, 2025 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)
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JQ, I found the recipe in my Grandma's cookbook. I'll get it typed up for you for tomorrow's ONT. Lots of cabbage and green tomatoes and peppers and onions, oh my.. And turmeric, lol.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Oh, THANK YOU!
*buys drink for you*
You're awesome!!!!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:47 PM (rdVOm)
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Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I thought you were already doing that?
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:47 PM (rdVOm)
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Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 27, 2025 11:43 PM (n9ltV)
What!?!? I thought this was America!
Posted by: Guy who thinks just adding spaces to a url is good enough at December 27, 2025 11:49 PM (0vB2I)
199
The Saturday Night Jokes are hilarious! Well done!
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 27, 2025 11:53 PM (rbKZ6)
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For those who can't wait, here is a chow chow (southern relish) recipe.
https://tinyurl.com/36ta2ue9
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 11:53 PM (0vB2I)
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JQ, the food thread is great. Will share it there tomorrow.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:53 PM (Q/uAJ)
202
The sidebar story about the solution of both the Black Dahlia and Zodiac killings is pretty interesting. I do have to wonder if there were any unsolved murder cases in Chicago while the suspect was living there. Also did being a father calm the Zodiac down after 1968, since he lived until 1993.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 27, 2025 11:54 PM (Da7Vv)
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Well, I can't wait around for Rat...
I'm still recovering from the festivities..
Thanks for the fine cocktail JQ!
Good night all you fine Morons 🙂
“If sleeping was an Olympic sport, I’d finally have a gold medal.”
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 11:55 PM (LNeRu)
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Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Loud and repetitive shaming sounds appropriate. But we must continue with no rules around communicating like proper adults, run on sentences allowed, and lack of punctuation.
Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 11:59 PM (41CYW)
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Mindful, I haven't seen Die Hard in years. I remember liking it, though. Bruce Willis was always enjoyable and Alan Rickman was a delightful villain.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:00 AM (Q/uAJ)
211
A German man with 11,000 snowglobes, also collects the bones of prostitutes and hobos.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:02 AM (kYF0p)
212
Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
shaming and flaming they way it was
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:02 AM (MTyBj)
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198 I have never watched Die Hard. And I doubt I ever will. I am pretty sick of the memes, though. Beat it to death hard.
Posted by: mindful webworker - won't you help at December 27, 2025 11:51 PM (dESj/)
I don't like this thing I've never seen, and I don't like you continuing to like it either.
Posted by: Harumpf Squared at December 28, 2025 12:04 AM (RXpiW)
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Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Sounds appropriate. For those of us with access via phone exclusively, its most obnoxious when people blow the margins because they are lazy af.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:05 AM (IhIKR)
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The recipe Spudboy linked is similar to my Granddad's. The difference is that Granddad's recipe made a mess of chow chow. (A whole bunch, to non-Southerners).
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:06 AM (Q/uAJ)
216 Iran is out of water. Haven't heard much about that lately.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 28, 2025 12:06 AM (azNOR)
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Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Sounds appropriate. For those of us with access via phone exclusively, its most obnoxious when people blow the margins because they are lazy af.
Posted by: nur
that was the rule at one time
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:06 AM (MTyBj)
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I have never watched Die Hard. And I doubt I ever will. I am pretty sick of the memes, though. Beat it to death hard.
Posted by: mindful webworker - won't you help at December 27, 2025 11:51 PM (dESj/)
Well yippee-ki-yay MFer.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:06 AM (Fju+s)
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Iran is out of water. Haven't heard much about that lately.
Posted by: Sem
there are bunches of things nobody hears about now
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:07 AM (MTyBj)
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When I was young, my family went to a Russian military cemetery in East Germany. The monumental statuary was very impressive. Lots of soldiers, peasants, and party officials leaning into the glorious socialist future.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:07 AM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Harumpf Squared at December 28, 2025 12:08 AM (RXpiW)
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I mentioned that Mrs928 asked for a roomba-style robot vacuum for Christmas. (the first time she has told me what she wanted in 44 Christmases, I guess I am just supposed to know).
It is roaming the house vacuuming as I type.
I am going to have to google how those things map and navigate. Dead reckoning? GPS?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:10 AM (jc0TO)
The problem with this site is the commenters.
Posted by: Har
that is a bit much, public beatings in hq square for first offenses would be approporiate though
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:10 AM (MTyBj)
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there are bunches of things nobody hears about now
Posted by: n
That's so true. Nobody talks about the fact that both Rudy Vallee and Fred MacMurray were cheapskates.
Posted by: Stiffed Hat-Check Girl at December 28, 2025 12:11 AM (oftw2)
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Night cap time. Thanks for a year of Club ONT fun, Horde. Will pop back in later. Don't blow out the margins!
Posted by: scampydog at December 28, 2025 12:12 AM (41CYW)
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mentioned that Mrs928 asked for a roomba-style robot vacuum for Christmas. (the first time she has told me what she wanted in 44 Christmases, I guess I am just supposed to know).
that is a rather tactful way to get you to quit vacuuming the house naked.
you do no, however, have a device with a microphone and vidcam mapping and monitoring your entire house.
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:12 AM (MTyBj)
227 222 I mentioned that Mrs928 asked for a roomba-style robot vacuum for Christmas. (the first time she has told me what she wanted in 44 Christmases, I guess I am just supposed to know).
It is roaming the house vacuuming as I type.
I am going to have to google how those things map and navigate. Dead reckoning? GPS?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:10 AM (jc0TO)
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1. Bonking into things.
2. Strips laid on the floor.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 28, 2025 12:12 AM (azNOR)
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That's so true. Nobody talks about the fact that both Rudy Vallee and Fred MacMurray were cheapskates.
Posted by: Stiffe
ice or roller?
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:13 AM (MTyBj)
229 Nobody talks about the fact that both Rudy Vallee and Fred MacMurray were cheapskates.
Posted by: Stiffed Hat-Check Girl
Well!
Posted by: Zombie Jack Benny at December 28, 2025 12:13 AM (pkeXY)
230
that is a bit much, public beatings in hq square for first offenses would be approporiate though
Posted by: n
Tar and feathers
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:14 AM (IhIKR)
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Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
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I shouldn't have to say this because it is patently obvious. We should all have our own theme music. And, I'm not just talking about here at AOS HQ. I mean everywhere. I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:15 AM (dIske)
232
that is a bit much, public beatings in hq square for first offenses would be approporiate though
Posted by: n
Tar and feathers
Posted by: nur
that's fine too but if she's cute then nothing but a good spanking.
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:16 AM (MTyBj)
How are Ross and Monica Jewish? Being Jewish is matrilineal, right? And Judy Geller is as WASPish as they come. Unless I missed a step thinking this out.
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 12:16 AM (ZxPkt)
Her "mom" is 45 yr old Connie Stevens.
And Peter Marshall, Hollywood Squares host, is playing a perv. Enjoy!
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:19 AM (rfhuc)
238 what we need is a gentlemanly dating advice thread
Posted by: n
No club her too hard. Mess up good cavewoman looks.
Posted by: Thag at December 28, 2025 12:20 AM (nhCoE)
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I shouldn't have to say this because it is patently obvious. We should all have our own theme music. And, I'm not just talking about here at AOS HQ. I mean everywhere. I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:15 AM (dIske)
If I were Supreme Leader, not only would walkup music for baseball players coming to bat, I would be in the stands with a 50 cal, firing juuuuuust behind the hitter to make him get his arse in the batters box as fast as possible.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:20 AM (Fju+s)
240 Was it the cooking, Roomba, public humiliation, or "Friends" references that queered it for you?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
The music videos, and the crying about margins.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:21 AM (VVRhQ)
241
Derrick Henry (BAL) set an NFL rushing record tonight...
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 12:21 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:22 AM (IhIKR)
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> I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson
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I have a theme song
"Time Is Tight" by Booker T & The MGs
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 12:23 AM (ZxPkt)
245 Jennifer Aniston couldn't hold a candle next to Heather Locklear.
JA is a bitch-face.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:24 AM (VVRhQ)
246
I've never watched a single episode of Friends.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:24 AM (Q/uAJ)
247
If I were Supreme Leader, not only would walkup music for baseball players coming to bat, I would be in the stands with a 50 cal, firing juuuuuust behind the hitter to make him get his arse in the batters box as fast as possible.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:20 AM (Fju+s)
Be banned, I mean.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:25 AM (Fju+s)
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244 > I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson
Yakety Sax?
Posted by: Archer at December 28, 2025 12:25 AM (YGRGv)
249
This was very nearly the hq theme song for a bit
https://tinyurl.com/34zcuws5
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:26 AM (MTyBj)
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Jennifer Aniston couldn't hold a candle next to Heather Locklear.
JA is a bitch-face.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:24 AM (VVRhQ)
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All about preferences I suppose. In that video I found Heather Locklear to be the third most attractive actor.
1. a young Connie Sellecca
2. Shari Belafonte
3. Heather Locklear
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:29 AM (dIske)
Mahatma Gandhi believed in spirituality and frugality. He hardly ever wore shoes, which caused him to have think callouses on his soles (not his soul, though). And he didn't eat much, which made him somewhat frail and caused his breath to be, well, rather RIPE. What does all this make him?
A super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis!
Posted by: (ducks) at December 28, 2025 12:39 AM (elYaN)
260
Barry O. Those ladies were all attractive women. Actual lady females. You should go back to Big Mike or Reggie Love for your twisted fantasies.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:40 AM (Q/uAJ)
261I shouldn't have to say this because it is patently obvious. We should all have our own theme music. And, I'm not just talking about here at AOS HQ. I mean everywhere. I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:15 AM
Imagine a world where everyone had to wear a hat that indicated there station in life by size and ostentatiousness. The low would wear a c-cap, bosses up to things like a Soviet Field Marshal cap. Presidents and other potentates might have something like a battleship on their heads.
"False Capping" would be a crime.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:41 AM (jc0TO)
262
Somewhere out there is a Moron with the Theme from Shaft running through his head.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:43 AM (Q/uAJ)
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Imagine a world where everyone had to wear a hat that indicated there station in life by size and ostentatiousness. The low would wear a c-cap, bosses up to things like a Soviet Field Marshal cap. Presidents and other potentates might have something like a battleship on their heads.
"False Capping" would be a crime.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:41 AM (jc0TO)
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I'd be an anarchist and wear a beanie with a propeller.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:43 AM (dIske)
264 Iran is out of water.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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I haven't been this excited since the Three Gorges Dam was about to burst.
Although I admit the Iran thing seems a tad plausible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 28, 2025 12:44 AM (n7rxJ)
265
Happy Saturday Horde! I am at a hotel in Rhode Island tonight, I am here for a wedding tomorrow. I must say this is very relaxing after the hustle and bustle of the holidays.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 28, 2025 12:44 AM (w+knk)
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 12:46 AM (rdVOm)
267 Presidents and other potentates might have something like a battleship on their heads.
"False Capping" would be a crime.
Posted by: toby928(c)
Submarine Head
https://t.ly/PG8aM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2025 12:47 AM (pkeXY)
268Imagine a world where everyone had to wear a hat that indicated there station in life by size and ostentatiousness.
Posted by: toby928(c)
I'd be an anarchist and wear a beanie with a propeller.
Posted by: Orson
That's the hat for dudes who live in their mom's basements and maintain obscure linux distributions.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2025 12:47 AM (nhCoE)
269Somewhere out there is a Moron with the Theme from Shaft running through his head.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:43 AM
Jerusalem from Chariots of Fire.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:51 AM (jc0TO)
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262 Somewhere out there is a Moron with the Theme from Shaft running through his head.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:43 AM (Q/uAJ)
Mmmm ... shaft.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 28, 2025 12:52 AM (+Lzjc)
271
I've had that stuck in my head for days. Since some Moron linked the ELP version.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:53 AM (jc0TO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:56 AM (IhIKR)
275
A German man who earned a Guinness World Record for his collection of 6,100 snow globes in 2002 revealed his collection has now grown to 11,000 pieces.
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Amateur. I have a million of'em in stock, right now!
Posted by: Etsy Snow Globe Wholesaler at December 28, 2025 12:58 AM (QybBP)
276
Iran is out of water.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Maybe they should have occupied themselves with drinking water instead of heavy water.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 12:59 AM (snZF9)
277
A German man who earned a Guinness World Record for his collection of 6,100 snow globes in 2002 revealed his collection has now grown to 11,000 pieces.
shelf fell over?
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 01:01 AM (IP+De)
Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 01:02 AM (IP+De)
280 The Iranian water crisis is what you get when you put a bunch of Islamic nutjob theocrats in charge of something serious like water management. They blame the Jews and their weather control, of course.
They executed some hydraulic engineer of theirs a while back for pointing out the system was going to fail.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
281They executed some hydraulic engineer of theirs a while back for pointing out the system was going to fail.
Posted by: publius
See, we're a civilized nation.
The Oceansgate CEO only fired the engineer who pointed out their submarine would fail.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2025 01:07 AM (nhCoE)
282
It's 24F outdoors, 68 indoors, and I got the pellet stove turned up another notch...
Nice n toasty right in front of it!
Reminds me of when I was a little kid... would stand in front of the fireplace with big bro-- until our backsides got hot-- then hurry to the couch & sit down. OUCH! First one to stand back up, lost the game!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:07 AM (rdVOm)
And I’m done hearing about the suffering in Gaza. They deserve far worse.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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:fistbump:
F them.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:09 AM (rdVOm)
285The Iranian water crisis is what you get when you put a bunch of Islamic nutjob theocrats in charge of something serious like water management. They blame the Jews and their weather control, of course.
They executed some hydraulic engineer of theirs a while back for pointing out the system was going to fail.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
Insh'allah is a helluva way to run a country.
Posted by: RickZ, Club ONT VIP at December 28, 2025 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
286
In 2013, U.S. Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi took a wrong turn & crossed the Mexico border.
Mexico imprisoned him, for 7 MONTHS.
Obama NEVER called Mexico or helped in any way.
After Andrew's release, he got a $25,000 check from Donald J Trump
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 01:10 AM (2oHWb)
After Andrew's release, he got a $25,000 check from Donald J Trump
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 01:10 AM (2oHWb)
Because obama was a marxist muslim piece of shit motherfucking kenyan, not American.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 01:15 AM (snZF9)
291
I remember when there was some corporate bs about "wear a hijab day" and was sooooo looking forward to the possibility that my idiot company would adopt it.
(You know how corporations must copy all the others, to *prove* their inclusiveness or whatevs. We already had 6Sigma, ISO9001 and PES)
Well, I was going to *suggest* that any a-hole what wanted me to wear that nasty thing, would also have everyone recite the Apostles' Creed. In order to be INCLUSIVE, ya know... and I would, of course, *refuse* to don that headscarf of abomination.
Damn, never got the chance.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
292
Speaking of Soviet war memorials, there's a giant statue (and associated stuff) they erected in Berlin post-victory. Worth visiting if you ever goto modern Berlin.
It depicts a giant sword-wielding Soviet soldier standing astride a shattered swastica protectively holding a small 3-yr old child.
Supposedly the model for the soldier was an actual sergeant from the final fighting who braved machine gun fire to rescue a lone German child trapped by the fighting.
(No memorial exists for the 1,000s of 8 to 80 yr old civilian German girls and women known to have been raped by the winning side post victory, I'm afraid.)
The memorial shows Stalin's sense of humor, it was built using supplies the Germans had shipped to near Moscow for THEIR war memorial to be built once Moscow fell.
Posted by: BobM at December 28, 2025 01:20 AM (6tmKi)
293 HEre's a HotGas article from a while back that has links to some good articles on the Iran water crisis:
https://is.gd/Yme9iC
They've been fucking up water management for decades. Hell, Tehran is subsiding at a rate as high as 30 cm per year due to excess ground water pumping. And they paved over huge tracts of land where runoff percolates in to recharge the ground water. And then grossly inefficient agriculture irrigation.
Poor management and waste of what they have.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 01:27 AM (w6EFb)
294
Been watching this Asian (he's an American) talk about Silver and Banks historically shorting it and now when it crossed $77 it was their Rubicon.
Banks just borrowed $17 Billion to cover their shorts.
But it ain't over. He says Monday is going to be hey yooo especially if Silver keeps going up. It's $79++ right now.
He puts forth a sound argument but I think he's a 'the dollar won't be reserve currency' person.
One thing he says is agreeable. Don't sell it, leverage it or trade it for tangible assets. (when it hits 100)
https://tinyurl.com/ye3f9nzk
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 01:30 AM (2oHWb)
295 Oh yes, they're blaming loose women uncovering themselves for this water crisis too. Allah doesn't like it when women aren't covered head to toe and shuts off the water.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 01:30 AM (w6EFb)
296
I remember when there was some corporate bs about "wear a hijab day" and was sooooo looking forward to the possibility that my idiot company would adopt it.
(You know how corporations must copy all the others, to *prove* their inclusiveness or whatevs. We already had 6Sigma, ISO9001 and PES)
Well, I was going to *suggest* that any a-hole what wanted me to wear that nasty thing, would also have everyone recite the Apostles' Creed. In order to be INCLUSIVE, ya know... and I would, of course, *refuse* to don that headscarf of abomination.
Damn, never got the chance.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
I would have worn chain mail and a crusader helmet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 01:31 AM (snZF9)
Sounds like the blue state governments. Or many SNAP recipients.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 01:32 AM (Q/uAJ)
298262 Somewhere out there is a Moron with the Theme from Shaft running through his head.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:43 AM (Q/uAJ)
SHUT YO MOUTH!!
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 28, 2025 01:33 AM (0yLoC)
299
I would have worn chain mail and a crusader helmet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Heh. I would've worn clothing *as revealing as possible, while still being within safety regulations*
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
This system generates electricity by utilizing the osmotic pressure generated by separating two liquids with different salinity levels with a semipermeable membrane. The less concentrated liquid (freshwater) moves through a semipermeable membrane to the more concentrated liquid (seawater), and the energy of this water flow turns a turbine to generate electricity.
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Prolly works better running downhill.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 01:37 AM (2oHWb)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 01:39 AM (Q/uAJ)
302
I would have worn chain mail and a crusader helmet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Heh. I would've worn clothing *as revealing as possible, while still being within safety regulations*
Posted by: JQ
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Chain mail bikini...
Maybe line it with linen.
Those links tend to pull hair... Do not ask.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 28, 2025 01:40 AM (/lPRQ)
303
Those links tend to pull hair... Do not ask.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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LMFAO!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
304
He puts forth a sound argument but I think he's a 'the dollar won't be reserve currency' person.
One thing he says is agreeable. Don't sell it, leverage it or trade it for tangible assets. (when it hits 100)
https://tinyurl.com/ye3f9nzk
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 01:30 AM (2oHWb)
I have a bunch of silver coins I got from my grandmother after my grandfather died. Apparently he had a shit ton and my grandmother divided it up among the grand children. Its a pretty large jar, like probably large mason jar size. Its heavy and has to be a few pounds. Its mostly silver half dollars but they are pretty worn. There just happens to be a guitar that I want thats a tad pricey and I was thinking hmmm this would help a lot, if not completely. The smarter part of me says just hang on to it and see where it goes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 01:42 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
306
Heh. I would've worn clothing *as revealing as possible, while still being within safety regulations*
Posted by: JQ
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Chain mail bikini...
Maybe line it with linen.
Those links tend to pull hair... Do not ask.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 28, 2025 01:40 AM (/lPRQ)
Short leather skirt and a chain mail bra would get the point across.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 01:46 AM (snZF9)
307
Short leather skirt and a chain mail bra would get the point across.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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LOL! Not within factory regs, but could've worn such outfit at the bar... wow, tips woulda been GREAT!!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
308
Chain mail on the bewbs is *cold*-- guaranteed headlights
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
309
The Sanae Takaichi Cabinet maintains a high approval rating The government's response to the Taiwan emergency, its stance on China, the restart of nuclear power plants, and the increase in the "annual income barrier" (income tax cut) have all been praised, and it is clear that the public has not been influenced by China or the incitement of the liberal media (ao).
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 01:52 AM (2oHWb)
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306 Heh. I would've worn clothing *as revealing as possible, while still being within safety regulations*
Posted by: JQ
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I should have gotten here earlier.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 01:59 AM (2oHWb)
311
I should have gotten here earlier.
Posted by: Braenyard
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No worries, LOL, you didn't miss anything. I'm not *under 29* anymore!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
312
Sweet dreams Horde. Yes, nurse, the bed is so comfy that I dosed off for a while!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 28, 2025 02:04 AM (i+2L8)
BiL says he's headed to Colorado & not coming here.. Yay!
Lil bro called tonight, but I'm still too p.o.'d to speak with him, so didn't answer.. Not talking to him until I chat with my lawyer about estate biz. Ugh!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
317
MAstronomers . 7h
It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot.
Pluto’s icy Mountains
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https://tinyurl.com/5ft2v84d
Paging Publius
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:14 AM (2oHWb)
318 That's from the New Horizons mission. Absolutely amazing images.
Pluto has a heart shaped region they discovered and dubbed Sputnik Planitia. That's a glacier of nitrogen ice. It has water ice mountains and cyrovolcanoes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 02:20 AM (w6EFb)
319
Popping back to say yay, for BiL staying away, JQ! Good that he's not hauling that abandoned POS trailer onto your property.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 02:23 AM (Q/uAJ)
320
Yay, Bscarymary! He didn't mention trailer. I suppose he just grabbed whatever he'd forgotten before, and abandoned it again...
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:25 AM (rdVOm)
321
>>>BiL says he's headed to Colorado & not coming here.. Yay!
Lil bro called tonight, but I'm still too p.o.'d to speak with him, so didn't answer.. Not talking to him until I chat with my lawyer about estate biz. Ugh!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
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It may feel rough but it sounds like you've got it in control. You know you've got a thousand miles of support here.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:27 AM (2oHWb)
322 New Horizons recorded 16 GB of data from that Pluto flyboy. It took 16 months to transmit it all back to earth. It's so far away, data rates are only 2 kbps.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 02:27 AM (w6EFb)
323
It may feel rough but it sounds like you've got it in control. You know you've got a thousand miles of support here.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Thank you! Not sure you know *how much* it helps to know that..
I'd be a quivering mass of helpless jelly without ya all.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
324
Is the speed a signal travels fixed or is the a way to increase the speed of a signal. Like a trail of Starlink boosters from Mars to earth?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:36 AM (2oHWb)
325
Chain mail on the bewbs is *cold*-- guaranteed headlights
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
Well, if you managed to poke through chain mail I want to be your manager. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 02:41 AM (snZF9)
326
The hell is going on here? Chainmail? Short skirts? Casual Saturday has limits - not Renaissance meets night club. Been 2 days and already not worried about Santa's list.
Posted by: scampydog at December 28, 2025 02:41 AM (41CYW)
327
Grok@grok . Dec 26
Replying to @2448Reda971 @satyamshivam64 @silvertrade
Paper silver (futures, ETFs) holds value based on market prices and contracts, but it's not physical metal—risks include counterparty default in squeezes.
The $75 threshold causing bank defaults is a rumor in metals communities, tied to alleged short positions, but unverified by major sources. Silver's at ~$77/oz now; watch for volatility
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:42 AM (2oHWb)
328 The speed of the signal is always the speed of light. :-) However the bandwidth and data rate is what you mean by speed. That is limited by signal strength and signal to noise and all that stuff. Lots of tradeoff.
They are working on high bandwidth systems that use lasers for instance.
The higher the frequency, the higher the bandwidth, but signal to noise constrains that. They are even ideas, which they have tested, for an X-ray pulse communication system. That's the ultimate in ability to make a narrow beam.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 02:43 AM (w6EFb)
329
Bastards still don't think pluto is a planet. I don't know who the space karen is that demoted poor pluto, but their ass sucks putty balls.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 02:45 AM (snZF9)
330
Good late evening to our hosts and ONT Horde who may still be awake. Settled in to a motel in Nephi, UT. About 20 miles short of being half-way across Utah, but the worst stretch from Ogden to Payson, is well behind me. Mostly open country ahead of me. Should make it to Apache Junction late tomorrow. Much snow and icy roads through Montana. It was a slog.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 02:45 AM (/+PX6)
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>> I don't know who the space karen is that demoted poor pluto,
That was Mike Brown. Fucker is damn proud of it, and will taunt us about it. He even wrote a book, "How I killed Pluto and why it had it coming."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 02:47 AM (w6EFb)
332
Hitting the trail here. Yall have a good - be nice till I get back. 'night.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 28, 2025 02:47 AM (2oHWb)
333
326 The hell is going on here? Chainmail? Short skirts? Casual Saturday has limits - not Renaissance meets night club. Been 2 days and already not worried about Santa's list.
Posted by: scampydog at December 28, 2025 02:41 AM (41CYW)
Not to worry, any tarted up slattern who struts her stuff in a chainmail bikini will have her reward: her nipples will be so chafed they'll be like raw hamburger.
Posted by: hamburger helper at December 28, 2025 02:47 AM (gd4ie)
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>> I don't know who the space karen is that demoted poor pluto,
That was Mike Brown. Fucker is damn proud of it, and will taunt us about it. He even wrote a book, "How I killed Pluto and why it had it coming."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 02:47 AM (w6EFb)
Ah, so he blew past karen and went right to douchebag.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 02:48 AM (snZF9)
335
New Horizons recorded 16 GB of data from that Pluto flyboy. It took 16 months to transmit it all back to earth. It's so far away, data rates are only 2 kbps.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 02:27 AM (w6EFb)
No wonder. The telegrapher kept freezing his fingers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 02:48 AM (/+PX6)
336
AOP, that's a tough drive in the winter. A couple of more passes tomorrow and you're back in the Land of Cactus. Safe travels.
Posted by: scampydog at December 28, 2025 02:49 AM (41CYW)
337
The hell is going on here? Chainmail? Short skirts? Casual Saturday has limits - not Renaissance meets night club. Been 2 days and already not worried about Santa's list.
Posted by: scampydog at December 28, 2025 02:41 AM (41CYW)
Fuck santa, I buy my own gifts. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 02:50 AM (snZF9)
338
New Horizons recorded 16 GB of data from that Pluto flyboy. It took 16 months to transmit it all back to earth. It's so far away, data rates are only 2 kbps.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 02:27 AM (w6EFb)
And I thought downloading the expansion for a video game sucked.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 02:51 AM (snZF9)
339
Posted by: scampydog at December 28, 2025 02:41 AM
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But, but... Doggo!... I can explain!
Nobody wuz doin any strip-tease-- we wuz talkin' 'bout taunting muzloid "wear hijab day" and what I would do to thwart the BS of it...
Chainmail was naturally suggested, as is proper for a Smart Military Blog!
The short leather skirt... well... Berserker... (c'mon, ya gotta let that one go, haha!) Again-- I didn't actually WEAR it!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
340
I'm wearing the skin-tight, full-length leather pants tonight..
NO mini skirt!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
341
I'm wearing the skin-tight, full-length leather pants tonight..
NO mini skirt!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
Still works with the chain mail. lol
Hey I have seen this many times. I'm not in a blues band ya know. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 03:00 AM (snZF9)
We're talkin' NASA, right? And they still only gots freaking 1990 DIAL-UP speeds?!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:01 AM (rdVOm)
343
I don't like this thing I've never seen, and I don't like you continuing to like it either.
Well yippee-ki-yay MFer.
Yeah! How dast one not have praise for Moron's favorite holy Christmas movie, much less express fatigue over meme saturation? How DAST?
Let's misrepresent that comment and disparage the commenter! Infact, call for permanent lockout! Jihad his/her ass. Grr. Only approved comment s and opinions allowed here.
Smiley windy face
Posted by: Potshot Pete at December 28, 2025 03:01 AM (P8KX0)
Hey I have seen this many times. I'm not in a blues band ya know. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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Heh. Yes, yes it *does*!!!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:01 AM (rdVOm)
345
Posted by: Potshot Pete at December 28, 2025 03:01 AM
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Calm down, honey.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:04 AM (rdVOm)
346
Heh. Just noticed the lights in this motel room. Both the bathroom and the little alcove leading to it had those 4-bulb wall sconces over the wall mirrors. Now they have surface-mount LED lamps plugged into one socket of the sconce with those screw-in cheater adapters. Looks like straight out of Guatemala.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:09 AM (/+PX6)
347
Bers-- chatting with you, makes me want to rewind back about 30-40 years!
*hug*
Thanks for bringing back sweeeeet memories...
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:10 AM (rdVOm)
Hey I have seen this many times. I'm not in a blues band ya know. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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Heh. Yes, yes it *does*!!!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:01 AM (rdVOm)
I remember this one night. There was a girl right in front. She looked just like a young pre hollywood Pam Anderson. Long blonde hair, black tight leather pants, and a combo of chain mail and black leather halter top which was way too small for the boobs she was sporting, and they were real. She was a smoke show. Anyway, we come out, and the drummer says to me "look what he did" as he was pointing to his snare drum skin. In big black letters done with a sharpie it says "Do not look at blonde in the front". The singer wrote it because he was afraid the drummer was going to space out. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 03:11 AM (snZF9)
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>> We're talkin' NASA, right? And they still only gots freaking 1990 DIAL-UP speeds?!
It's the vast distances involved and low signal power. That speed is pretty impressive given the context. Light travel time to Pluto varies from about 4 to 7 hours one way, with the mean being about 5.5 hours.
The signal-to-noise is just barely above the floor for detection. See the Deep Space Network, those YUGE antennas required to receive those weak signals.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:11 AM (w6EFb)
350
Damn, AOP-- did you bring one of those UV do-jobs to sanitize the bed linens, or are ya gonna throw a sleeping bag over the bedspread instead?
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:12 AM (rdVOm)
351
And the yellow electrical tape on the black and white wires? Chef's kiss...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:12 AM (/+PX6)
352
...black tight leather pants, and a combo of chain mail and black leather halter top which was way too small for the boobs she was sporting...
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My spirit animal. LOL!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:14 AM (rdVOm)
353 346 Heh. Just noticed the lights in this motel room. Both the bathroom and the little alcove leading to it had those 4-bulb wall sconces over the wall mirrors. Now they have surface-mount LED lamps plugged into one socket of the sconce with those screw-in cheater adapters. Looks like straight out of Guatemala.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:09 AM (/+PX6)
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Que?
Posted by: Front Desk Clerk at December 28, 2025 03:15 AM (azNOR)
354
The room seems clean enough. Just old and "quaint". Only fifty bucks plus tax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:16 AM (/+PX6)
355 New Horizons signal power is just 12W! It's RTG power source is about 200W total. That's how the low the power budget is for the thing.
So, that data is transmitted by a 12W transmitter over a mean distance of 3.6 billion miles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:17 AM (w6EFb)
356
New Horizons signal power is just 12W! It's RTG power source is about 200W total. That's how the low the power budget is for the thing.
So, that data is transmitted by a 12W transmitter over a mean distance of 3.6 billion miles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:17 AM (w6EFb)
Some kind of record for QRP!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:19 AM (/+PX6)
357
The signal-to-noise is just barely above the floor for detection. See the Deep Space Network, those YUGE antennas required to receive those weak signals.
Posted by: publius
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Understood. XH was USN; worked inside a FLR-9 array for years. They called it the Dinosaur Cage.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:20 AM (rdVOm)
358
Bers-- chatting with you, makes me want to rewind back about 30-40 years!
*hug*
Thanks for bringing back sweeeeet memories...
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:10 AM (rdVOm)
You gotta hold on to them. It keeps you young.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 03:20 AM (snZF9)
359 According to Grok, a good analogy would be detecting a flashlight signal from LA in NY.
Imagine you're doing Morse code with a flashlight and trying to detect it that far away. That's what 12W at Pluto to earth is like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:21 AM (w6EFb)
360
Only fifty bucks plus tax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Dang. Truckstops got spendy!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:22 AM (rdVOm)
361
I presume the New Horizons transmitter works in a band that is especially quiet wrt natural radio sources?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:23 AM (/+PX6)
362 The big antennas in the Deep Space Network are 70 m, or 230'. So, roughly football field diameter dishes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:23 AM (w6EFb)
363
The room seems clean enough. Just old and "quaint". Only fifty bucks plus tax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:16 AM (/+PX6)
Take a quick look outside just to make sure you don't see any canvas bag covered heads bobbing around in the garden.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 03:23 AM (snZF9)
364
Imagine you're doing Morse code with a flashlight and trying to detect it that far away. That's what 12W at Pluto to earth is like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:21 AM (w6EFb)
At least the Kansas mountains won't be in the way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:25 AM (/+PX6)
365
Take a quick look outside just to make sure you don't see any canvas bag covered heads bobbing around in the garden.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 03:23 AM (snZF9)
There is, I shit you not, a derelict (?) Filter Queen in a rock garden near the office door. And a deflated blow-up Santa Claus on the office patio.
And there was a dead guy in the McDonalds in Great Falls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:29 AM (/+PX6)
Excuse me, they called it "Elephant Cage" in Japan, but the one at NavCams was called "Dinosaur Cage"...
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:29 AM (rdVOm)
368 Looking up the basics, New Horizons uses a region of the X-band reserved for just this purpose of deep space communication. Natural background noise is indeed very low in this range.
Now, on the broad scale, it suffers low atmospheric attenuation. It's not as good as some other ranges, but with the other tradeoffs involved, it's ideal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:29 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:31 AM (w6EFb)
370
I always get Pluto confused with Goofy.
Posted by: both are dogs, right? at December 28, 2025 03:29 AM (NxjzV)
And Mickey told the divorce court judge, "I didn't say Minnie was insane. I said she was fucking Goofy."
Posted by: just the punchline at December 28, 2025 03:33 AM (/+PX6)
371 The X-band is higher frequency than the S-band, regions of that which were used, and still are for space communication. The higher frequency took some time, but by Voyager, they had it pretty good. By now, it's pretty old hat and reliable.
Some space communication is moving to something they call the Ka band. But that is still new. It requires tighter beaming than X-band, but you can get higher data rates.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:33 AM (w6EFb)
372
Well, getting late. My one beer is empty. I'm going to go to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2025 03:37 AM (/+PX6)
373
Publius, I remember driving XH to work, when I needed our (only) car... that tiny little road into the "cage" was actually a 2-lane! That antenna was -- or, more precisely, "those antennae" were-- I don't know the diameter, but the largest poles were probably 50ft or more tall.
There was an armed Marine in the guard shack. Held badge up to his chin for ID & wait for one-way turnstile to unlatch. Windowless building.
Bye, sweetie. No convo about "work" when he came home. Stressful.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:42 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:46 AM (rdVOm)
375 They have plans on the drawing boards for a solar system wide communication and navigation system. It would be GPS for the whole solar system. That's possible, but a hell of lot more complex than for near earth. Relativistic effects, very complicated, are much greater at the level of accuracy required.
Along with that is a solar system wide communication system -- think interplanetary internet. With light travel times in hours, "real time" isn't possible, and it requires thinking about things in a totally different way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:47 AM (w6EFb)
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Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 28, 2025 03:47 AM
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Wow. Fascinating!
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:49 AM (rdVOm)
377
Mil comms are all satellite now, I think. Those huge arrays have been dismantled.
Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 03:56 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS)
Saturday Evening Movie Thread [moviegique]: Klaus (2019)
This holiday season has offered a really limited slate of films, for reasons I don't quite understand. It might be that the third Avatar movie was enough to scare off other films, or it might be that having given up on Christmas years ago (the surviving market being relegated to Hallmark and the lot) and giving up on understanding human behavior, Hollywood's contented to just...give up. And we've basically lost all our Korean exhibitors, so the "seeing a Korean movie on Christmas Eve" tradition died before its tenth year.
Looking through the revivals, I saw two interesting possibilities. One was John Woo's "Bullet in the Head" (35th anniversary). Tempting, but somewhat awkward to get to. The other, in a more accessible theater, was the 2019 movie Klaus—which I was shocked to see ranked #159 on IMDB's top 250.
I have more than 250 issues with this list, but that aside—and very cautiously setting aside the Netflix brand name—I was surprised to see this relatively obscure film from Sergio Pablos' Animagic Studios (best known for Despicable Me, which Pablos created) on it. So off we went.
Christmas in Los Angeles.
Well.
This is a very good movie. Would we put it in the top 250? No. Would we recommend it? Yes, absolutely. It is strongly reminiscent of the old Rankin-Bass TV specials (especially "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town") by way of Tarkovsky/McCracken. It also has no small measure of Miracle on 34th Street and Doc Hollywood.
The trailers leading up to this were just a barrage of truly awful-looking and identical-seeming animated features. This has to be partly due to the way these things are cut, because Goat, which is Stephen Curry's allegorical film about a tiny goat wanting to play in the big leagues, looked better in this trailer. I had to look up that it was a Sony picture, though, otherwise I wouldn't have known.
The once mighty Pixar has ripped off Avatar to make a beaver picture called Hoppers. I only remember this because it looked like every other flick and had the Pixar name on it. Klaus visually towers over every single one of these bland products.
Klaus is beautiful. This hits you before the tone of the film, and the tone of the movie hits hard and fast, as we see the Post Office Training Grounds where mail carriers endure a high-intensity boot camp designed to keep them in shape for delivery.
"Be a (post) man!"
Jesper, our hero, is currently slacking on his PT. He's the son of the Postmaster General and this is his last chance to straighten up and fly right. He figures he'll blow it and go back to a life of luxury. Instead, he's sent to Smeerensburg, a remote island village at the most desolate northern* end of the country.
This is the Doc Hollywood plot. (Or, if you like, you can trace it back to movies like F.W. Murnau's City Girl, Preston Sturges' Remember the Night, and many others.) He's given the task of getting 6,000 mails postmarked in a year. If he doesn't, he's cut off.
The opening narration, voiced by Jason Schwartzman as Jesper, gives us a whole "You know how Santa Claus works, but do you know how it all got started." A la the Rankin-Bass specials.
The town of Smeerensburg is largely divided into two families: The Krums and the Ellingboes, who are at constant war with each other. Also, they're illiterate. Jesper's in a tight spot until he accidentally stumbles across the old toy maker, who (essentially) forces him to deliver a toy to one of the town's children—said child being locked up in her house away from other children because of the feud.
This ominous image of Smeerensburg is transmuted through the rest of the movie, but I have a suspicion it's pretty accurate.
So we touch on various aspects of the mythology: Why toys, how delivery, why reindeer, why flying, why coal, etc. etc. etc. This is all played across the backdrop of this family feud, itself an unending stream of sight gags. (The sight gags reminded me a lot of Tarkovsky/McCracken "Dexter's Laboratory"/"Powerpuff Girls" stuff.)
Said backdrop, I can't state enough, being absolutely gorgeous. Pablo Sergio had apparently been pondering "What if 3D animation had never been invented?" And then he applied all kinds of modern animation techniques to a traditional 2D film. The film does such a good job of showing the transformation of Smeerensburg from a haunted village to a happy place, just in the visuals.
Jesper's love interest, Alva (Rashida Jones) came to Smeerensburg to teach, but has been stymied by the villagers worried that their children will end up consorting with children of the other family. When the children learn they can get toys by writing to Santa, they defy their parents and pursue education. As the children start behaving better, and start switching from pranks to being helpful—to the family they were previously tormenting—this creates an indebtedness that leads to a competitive kindness as fierce as their former feud was.
This is all done without any sly winking at the camera, without a bunch of adult references, and with only a handful of short pop-music interludes.
I presume you're sitting down, but if not you might want to now: All of the characters in the movie are white. The black-haired Krums vs the red-haired Ellingboes and, out on the tundra separate from everyone else and only speaking Saami, the blonde Lapps. The only sexuality on display is the sort of bog-standard heterosexuality of traditional children's movies, where a boy and a girl get married and are shown in distant years with children.
Saami clothing stands out beautifully against the less colorful Smeerensburg fare.
I hate that I even have to notice these things. But it's extraordinary today (and was in 2019). And, according to Pablos, Netflix only gave suggestions, not requirements.
It cost a mere $40M to make—did I mention it was beautiful?—and apparently got streamed over 30 million times in the first month.
Is it perfect? No. A very minor issue is that some of the jokes don't land. The movie actually handles humor well by not trying to hammer in a joke or add a big take so you have plenty of time to appreciate that joke you didn't like the first time. It typically just goes on to the next joke. A lot of Jesper's humor is in a kind of modern, sarcastic, talk-a-lot style, which is a bit weak and way overdone these days.
The weakest part of the movie is the Doc Hollywood plot, in particular the second act low point, where Jesper's treachery is revealed. The thing is, he really wasn't very treacherous. He didn't lie or even exaggerate much. Except for Alva and Klaus and the little Lapp girl, he doesn't really form a lot of deep bonds. And even with Alva, the bond is mostly our presumption that this is the sort of movie where Alva and Jesper end up together.
But you know what? The movie kinda blows that off, too. Like "OK, here's the downbeat we're all expecting. No need to drag it out. Let's get back to the jokes."
We liked it a lot. I daresay more than we expected. I can easily see it fitting into the annual Christmas canon.
And to all a good night.
Little bit of an "Up" crib here, too, come to think of it.
*Or possibly southern end. The country is never named and I initially thought of Tierra del Fuego, but there was an actual Smeerensburg in Norway.
Who played the character nicknamed "Dish" in the M*A*S*H movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 07:47 PM (ZbPLM)
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Saw the Royal Ballet's Nutcracker a couple days before Christmas. Lovely. It only showed for two days so I'm glad I checked the listings.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
So did I. Took my grandson. He really enjoyed it as did I.
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2025 07:48 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 07:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Doesn't make good camo...
Posted by: Disney at December 27, 2025 07:56 PM (ynpvh)
25Before I read the post...
Spielberg has a new space alien movie coming out this Summer. It looks like Close Encounters meets Signs
Posted by: Soothsayer
Sounds interesting.
meets DEI.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Or, eff that with a rusty keyhole saw.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 07:58 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 07:58 PM (nhCoE)
I think there's a whole movie series about that...
Posted by: Disney at December 27, 2025 07:59 PM (ynpvh)
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People who grew up with those cartoons, don't want to see the live versions of them... unless you're going to do X-rated versions.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM (kYF0p
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Burt, are you open to a live version of "Fritz the Cat"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025 07:59 PM (kpS4V)
28Binging up some Saami women pics....
Yup, very colorful.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Doesn't make good camo...
Posted by: Disney
It's modern urban camo. Almost invisible against modern-art murals, graffiti tagging, and pride-flag crosswalks.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 08:00 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 08:01 PM (ZbPLM)
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People who grew up with those cartoons, don't want to see the live versions of them... unless you're going to do X-rated versions.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM (kYF0p
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Burt, are you open to a live version of "Fritz the Cat"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025 07:59 PM (kpS4V)
I didn't mean me.
No, what the world yearns for is the $250 million budget "adult" versions of the Dinsey princesses.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:02 PM (e+Yrg)
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30 I don't ever intend to watch another animated film, as long as I live.
Promethius?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 27, 2025 08:01 PM (Kt19C)
Promethium, a movie about the discovery of that radioactive element...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:02 PM (ynpvh)
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I saw Uncle Buck scroll by as the Wife ran thru the Guide looking for yet another Hallmark Christmas movie. The most enticing movie I was interested in was "Santa's Slay", but I was Vetoed by the Family. .
Posted by: TXMarko at December 27, 2025 08:03 PM (7flhA)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:03 PM (bXbFr)
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To cold to go out to the theater, Netflix is meh, and TCM hasn't had anything I want to see right now.
Did catch a few minutes of "Ben Hur", and that seen where boyhood friends Ben Hur and Masala meet again did feel a little...intimate. I bet Gore Vidal was snickering into his martini.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025 08:03 PM (kpS4V)
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33 People who grew up with those cartoons, don't want to see the live versions of them... unless you're going to do X-rated versions.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM (kYF0p
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Burt, are you open to a live version of "Fritz the Cat"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025 07:59 PM (kpS4V)
I didn't mean me.
No, what the world yearns for is the $250 million budget "adult" versions of the Dinsey princesses.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:02 PM (e+Yrg)
And Caribbean pirates?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:03 PM (ynpvh)
39Promethium, a movie about the discovery of that radioactive element...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Guaranteed to get glowing reviews!
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 08:03 PM (nhCoE)
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Svengoolie just referred to humans who didn't like androids as "racist."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 08:04 PM (pkeXY)
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35 I saw Uncle Buck scroll by as the Wife ran thru the Guide looking for yet another Hallmark Christmas movie. The most enticing movie I was interested in was "Santa's Slay", but I was Vetoed by the Family. .
Posted by: TXMarko at December 27, 2025 08:03 PM (7flhA)
Krampus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:04 PM (ynpvh)
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Thx movigique. Interesting post.
Lt Dish was played by Jo Ann Pflug in the movie. Beautiful lady
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 08:04 PM (2vrAX)
Who played the character nicknamed "Dish" in the M*A*S*H movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 07:47 PM (ZbPLM)
Don't know about Mash, but Dish Boggett was played by DB Sweeney in Lonesome Dove. Good job too.
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 08:05 PM (LHPAg)
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39 Promethium, a movie about the discovery of that radioactive element...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Guaranteed to get glowing reviews!
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 08:03 PM (nhCoE)
And certainly a hot topic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:05 PM (ynpvh)
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Well the pirates series has grown on me, originally i only liked the score
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:05 PM (bXbFr)
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And Caribbean pirates?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:03 PM (ynpvh)
For the gay men, sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:06 PM (e+Yrg)
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M*A*S*H is full of "introducings". Pflug worked before on the Fantastic 4 (hence my "Invisible Girl" remark) but if memory serves, Renee Auburjonois (Father Mulcahey), John Schuck, of course Gary Burghoff...
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:08 PM (bXbFr)
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Anyone watch The Family Man as a Christmas tradition?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:08 PM (KDPiq)
Do you mean Die Hard?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:11 PM (e+Yrg)
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Don't know about Mash, but Dish Boggett was played by DB Sweeney in Lonesome Dove. Good job too.
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 08:05 PM (LHPAg
Reminded me that the Cutting Edge had at least 20 minutes of Christmas in it including gift exchanges. Would that make it a Christmas movie?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:11 PM (KDPiq)
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We watched Klaus last Christmas, and it was a very sweet, enjoyable movie. So actually was Arthur Christmas - another sweet and seasonable family flick.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom at December 27, 2025 08:12 PM (Ew3fm)
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51 Don't know about Mash, but Dish Boggett was played by DB Sweeney in Lonesome Dove. Good job too.
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 08:05 PM (LHPAg
Reminded me that the Cutting Edge had at least 20 minutes of Christmas in it including gift exchanges. Would that make it a Christmas movie?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:11 PM (KDPiq)
Home Alone
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:13 PM (bXbFr)
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I've said a snafu with my new HDTV I can't watch TMC anymore and that was my most watch channel as movies are my primary view
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 08:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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The only film I ever watched at the theater on Christmas night was Amadeus. Part of this was because I hung out with the son of Saul Zaentz, in Yellowstone, when I worked there in 1984. It was a weird, wild moment in time. he was cool as hell. He gathered a bunch of us and we smoked a bowl at the observation point of the Lower Falls of the Yellowstone, at midnight.
My brush with greatness.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 08:13 PM (0aYVJ)
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I don't mind animated movies
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Bolt is my favorite.
And Bob's Burgers is my favorite TV show right now. The movie didn't disappoint.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:14 PM (KDPiq)
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I liked the newer Ben Hur ending. It didn't follow the book, but it had a more Christian forgiveness theme.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 08:16 PM (qFwJc)
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Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 08:13 PM (0aYVJ)
You smoked a bowl so are you sure you're remembering right?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:16 PM (KDPiq)
We watched a really weird Santa Claus anime called Sanda.
"In future Japan, children have higher social status than adults due to declining birth rates; here, Santa Claus has been sealed by a curse, leaving Christmas a legend until Sanda Kazushige realizes he has a connection to the mythical Santa."
Basically it's hogwarts, meets children of men, meets big. Children are scarce and precious, so they've all been herded into this boarding school to "protect them." And one of the kids finds out he can magically transform into a grown up, jacked up Santa Claus.
It was really weird, but oddly engrossing. But there were sketch lesbo scenes we had to skip past for our youngest, intense action, murder, and emotional abuse/indoctrination of kids to be well behaved serfs. Definitely not for little kids!
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 08:16 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:20 PM (bXbFr)
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Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 08:19 PM (q3u5l)
She's in her 80's now.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:21 PM (KDPiq)
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It was really weird, but oddly engrossing. But there were sketch lesbo scenes we had to skip past for our youngest, intense action, murder, and emotional abuse/indoctrination of kids to be well behaved serfs. Definitely not for little kids!
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 08:16 PM (gWBY1)
Is there a big fight between the kid and Col. Sanders?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 08:21 PM (uQesX)
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Also, I have not watched "the blue carbuncle" yet for the holidays, and I need to. Really fun Sherlock Holmes at Christmas mystery.
Apparently Tolkien invented a Christmas story for his kids, with Christmas elves with their own language, separate from elvish. Because of course he did. What?! Why has no one optioned the rights to this? It can't be worse than the Amazon lord of the rings show. And it's got the Tolkien cachet but could be a new property.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 08:21 PM (gWBY1)
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Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 08:13 PM (0aYVJ)
You smoked a bowl so are you sure you're remembering right?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:16 PM (KDPiq)
ah, but yes. I did not partake. I do not smoke the reefer. It was just a really fun evening with a group of really cool people.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 08:21 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 08:22 PM (pkeXY)
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For some reason, did not watch a single Christmas movie this time around. Not It's a Wonderful Life, not the Alistair Sim Scrooge, not The Muppet Christmas Carol, and (I shudder to confess it) not even Die Hard.
So what did I treat myself to for Christmas evening viewing?
John Frankenheimer's Seconds. Now that's a flick to leave you full of Christmas cheer. Why that one? I dunno. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Go figure.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 08:23 PM (q3u5l)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 08:23 PM (0aYVJ)
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>>> Is there a big fight between the kid and Col. Sanders? Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 08:21 PM (uQesX)
Sadly no! And sadly lacking in cute pokemon style side characters. It needs like one deer chibi.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 08:23 PM (gWBY1)
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ah, but yes. I did not partake. I do not smoke the reefer. It was just a really fun evening with a group of really cool people.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 08:21 PM (0aYVJ)
You sound like me and my friends. I was the designated non toker .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:23 PM (KDPiq)
75It was really weird, but oddly engrossing. But there were sketch lesbo scenes we had to skip past for our youngest, intense action, murder, and emotional abuse/indoctrination of kids to be well behaved serfs. Definitely not for little kids!
Posted by: LizLem
That was definitely anime.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 08:24 PM (nhCoE)
76There is a owl right outside my window
Posted by: Skip
* pushes chair against the wall *
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 08:24 PM (nhCoE)
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50 Anyone watch The Family Man as a Christmas tradition?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:08 PM (KDPiq)
Do you mean Die Hard?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:11 PM
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The Fatman's got his eye on you!
Posted by: M. Gibson at December 27, 2025 08:28 PM (XXNBa)
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I watched "The Substance" on cable last night. Holy schnikes. Spent a lot of time with my mouth open.
They are going for a thing and they acheive it.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 27, 2025 08:29 PM (cS1cw)
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John Frankenheimer's Seconds. Now that's a flick to leave you full of Christmas cheer. Why that one? I dunno. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Go figure.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 08:23 PM (q3u5l)
I watched Guy Ritchie's "Wrath Of Man," where Jason Stratham is a guy who goes on a rampage, to revenge for bad guys doing bad things.
In other words, every Jason Stratham movie ever made.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:29 PM (8sydA)
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Apparently Tolkien invented a Christmas story for his kids, with Christmas elves with their own language, separate from elvish. Because of course he did. What?! Why has no one optioned the rights to this? It can't be worse than the Amazon lord of the rings show. And it's got the Tolkien cachet but could be a new property.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 08:21 PM (gWBY1)
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Tolkien's Father Christmas Letters is a hoot. He really went to town inventing another whole mythology surrounding Santa Claus and his helpers.
This week, it was "show the kids Christmas movies they hadn't seen", so it was Home Alone and Gremlins.
Home Alone holds up. It's still amazingly funny and heartwarming with a real story and not just the antics. On my top 10 for Christmas and my top 100 ever (if you hold up, you hold up).
Then, we watched Gremlins. Hilarious horror comedy, but damn Spielberg, let us know how much you hate Christmas some other time (I had forgotten that part). That, and his 100s of product and movie placements, b/c a running joke, which made it even more fun a watch (that, and man, about the strongest female action hero ever day - yeah, mom, you know how to protect the house!).
Posted by: Nova Local at December 27, 2025 08:32 PM (tOcjL)
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63 There is a owl right outside my window
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 08:19 PM
Wildfire! Has it been there for six nights in a row?
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 27, 2025 08:33 PM (rbKZ6)
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Its a pretty good one, even though stathams sketchier thsn every film except snatch
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:33 PM (bXbFr)
He does seem to have found his niche, doesn't he? (Does The Meg fit there? I saw the flick but can't remember a freakin' thing about it except: Statham - check; big shark - check)
But, hey, it's a living.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 08:34 PM (q3u5l)
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GuardiansOftheGalaxy XMAS special -- full movie hidden gem. Drax dancing is for people who are pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E1ULv6LcOk
...Santa is a furry freak with epic super powers he flies to every human home in under fourteen hours. He's a master burglar a pro at picking locks. if you don't leave milk and cookies out, e will put dung in your socks
...
If you act nicely through the night and don't jump on your bed Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head. But if you're on his naughty list, he shoots missiles at your toes...
forWAR'd !!!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 27, 2025 08:34 PM (0LV5y)
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For some reason, did not watch a single Christmas movie this time around.
Go figure.
Posted by: Just Some Guy
First year I didn't watch the Alistair Sim Christmas Carol in a long time. Did watch Holiday Inn and Remember the Night though.
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2025 08:34 PM (lJ0H4)
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Hiya Pug!
Did you and your lovely bride make it to the Oregon coast?
I don’t partake of the ganja anymore either. All good. I’d rather get pleasantly mellow on bourbon. Pot is too strong for me these days.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 08:34 PM (IhIKR)
I think the same thing there that happened to Apple -- the employees just started to coast after Jobs died.
Both still (relatively) respected brand names. Both still raking in tons-o-cash. But no real innovation, certainaly not like their heyday.
Say what you will, living in sheer terror of your boss can be a strong motivation to excel.
Heh... I just thought of a quote from an Apple employee. "You hear people saying "(such-and-such) would never have happened if Steve were still alive". Then you hear other people saying "That's crap. Steve wasn't magical."
"The second group just doesn't get it. It's not that Steve was magical, it's that he was fucking terrifying."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2025 08:36 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:37 PM (bXbFr)
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He does seem to have found his niche, doesn't he? (Does The Meg fit there? I saw the flick but can't remember a freakin' thing about it except: Statham - check; big shark - check)
But, hey, it's a living.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 08:34 PM (q3u5l)
You gotta give him credit. He's keeping himself in decent shape, so his action scenes look more or less reasonable.
In a way, he's followed in the Aaaahnold mold. Especially being a foreign guy who couldn't do an American accent to save his life, who happens to seem to work for American entities, and we're all just supposed to go "Yeah, sure."
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:37 PM (8sydA)
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Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 08:34 PM (q3u5l)
The movie I liked him in the best was Spy.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:37 PM (KDPiq)
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Saami Davis Jr's sister?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:32 PM (ynpvh)
She is not a handsome woman. I saw her in a flick when she was younger... she wasn't handsome then either.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:38 PM (8sydA)
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I have a copy of Klaus somewhere. I should probably watch it.
I wasn't thinking and watched "Haxan" on Christmas night. Guess I'm going to Hell now.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2025 08:38 PM (CHHv1)
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"Say what you will, living in sheer terror of your boss can be a strong motivation to excel."
And speaking of Christmas spirit in the movies, Michael Caine in Muppet Christmas Carol -- "And how would the bookkeepers like to find themselves UNEMPLOYED!!!" (A Scrooge high point in the flick.)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 08:39 PM (q3u5l)
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Yeah he was a parody of himself (well more than usual)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:40 PM (bXbFr)
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I don't indulge in the devil's lettuce these days either, and haven't for decades.
The shit is just too strong nowadays, plus I really just kinda stopped enjoying it.
Yeah, call me a lightweight wuss, but when I go out drinking, I drink beer, not straight shots of grain alcohol.
Same thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2025 08:40 PM (IG3/x)
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Did you and your lovely bride make it to the Oregon coast?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 08:34 PM (IhIKR)
No. I chickened out. Dammit. Turns out it would have been fine.
How many times did we drive up to Montana for Thanksgiving with the folks? And now I puss out? I feel shame.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 08:40 PM (0aYVJ)
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84 The Fatman's got his eye on you!
Posted by: M. Gibson at December 27, 2025 08:28 PM
Such a disappointing flick.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:32 PM
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I actually kinda liked it.
If I recall, it was several years ago and I was reading ON THIS VERY BLOG somebody named Jack, or Queen, or King, or maybe Ace said something to the effect of:
"... just go see it. Don't read anything about it. DON'T watch the trailer. Just go see it. But going in, realize the entire plot line is preposterous, so just set that aside. Just go see it."
So I did. Yeah, I put aside the whole black wife thing.
And I rather enjoyed it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 08:41 PM (XXNBa)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 08:44 PM (XXNBa)
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100 Saami Davis Jr's sister?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:32 PM (ynpvh)
She is not a handsome woman. I saw her in a flick when she was younger... she wasn't handsome then either.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:38 PM (8sydA)
...it was a play on words...Saami, as in the people in the movie "Klaus" of this movie thread?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:45 PM (ynpvh)
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Haven't seen a lot of Statham's stuff, but Blitz (I think from a Ken Bruen novel), Parker, and Wild Card were kinda fun. I don't think Statham was particularly great casting for Westlake's Parker or William Goldman's Nick Escalante characters, but a Statham is a bit like a Chuck Norris. You have a pretty good idea what to expect going in, and Statham delivers it in good measure.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 08:45 PM (q3u5l)
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Speaking of Mel Gibson I need to watch Blood Father again. That's one of my favorite Gibson movies along with Get the Gringo.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:46 PM (KDPiq)
11363 There is a owl right outside my window
Posted by: Skip
Better than a Raven.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at December 27, 2025 08:48 PM (v9vY1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 08:48 PM (A0sqA)
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...it was a play on words...Saami, as in the people in the movie "Klaus" of this movie thread?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 08:45 PM (ynpvh)
Heh, yeah. I got that.
Just saying... she's not a HOT black woman, but somehow has a career.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:49 PM (KwCuT)
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Chasing down "City Girl" ran into 'Interference' - first full length talkie by Pararmount. Interesting thing
YouTooob says 'full movie' at 1:23:27 and the Archive has it at 1:32. So, are they running it at different speed or is one of them mistaken?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 08:49 PM (2oHWb)
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Spy is one of my most unexpected really good comedy movies.
Melissa McCarthy was really good and Statham was hilarious.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 08:50 PM (KDPiq)
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113 63 There is a owl right outside my window
Posted by: Skip
Better than a Raven.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at December 27, 2025 08:48 PM
They can all be trouble.
Posted by: A. Hitchcock at December 27, 2025 08:50 PM (XXNBa)
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There were a couple of others that were good it was casino related with an american lead
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:51 PM (bXbFr)
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Just saying... she's not a HOT black woman, but somehow has a career.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 08:49 PM
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 27, 2025 08:52 PM (XXNBa)
He does seem to have found his niche, doesn't he? (Does The Meg fit there? I saw the flick but can't remember a freakin' thing about it except: Statham - check; big shark - check)
But, hey, it's a living.
Posted by: Just Some Guy
The Bank Job is a surprisingly good Jason Statham film. It's probably the least Statham-ish film he's ever done. I liked it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 27, 2025 08:52 PM (v9vY1)
Karen Blitzen, a reindeer from a noble family, is cheated on, and infected with syphilis by, her cad of a husband Prancer (who is walking both sides of the street, IYKWIM).
She takes up with a wild caribou named Dasher, and they live semi-happily ever after, or at least as happy as people are allowed to be in Scandi stories, which isn't very.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2025 08:55 PM (IG3/x)
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They can all be trouble.
Posted by: A. Hitchcock at December 27, 2025 08:50 PM (XXNBa)
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Seeing Suzanne Pleshett's eyes plucked out could be reported as an Adverse Childhood Experience.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 08:57 PM (A0sqA)
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Revolver with ray liotta (a decidedly non ststhamist ending
The mechanic, transporter
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2025 08:59 PM (bXbFr)
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Fatman is empty calories. I'd never watch it again.
Posted by: Fat is as Fat Does at December 27, 2025 09:03 PM (Ek7bz)
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Then, we watched Gremlins. Hilarious horror comedy, but damn Spielberg, let us know how much you hate Christmas some other time
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Absolutely the best part of the movie and the best monologue Phoebe Cates has ever delivered.
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't Spielberg but Joe Dante who wrote that, Chris Columbus be damned.
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129 Then, we watched Gremlins. Hilarious horror comedy, but damn Spielberg, let us know how much you hate Christmas some other time
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Absolutely the best part of the movie and the best monologue Phoebe Cates has ever delivered.
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't Spielberg but Joe Dante who wrote that, Chris Columbus be damned.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books!) at December 27, 2025 09:03 PM (lpWi1)
Spielberg was the director, so he had final call on the Christmas hate...
The monologue times two - 1st, some folks commit suicide and then dad dad trying to be Santa - like one monlogue wasn't enough?
Then, you had to finish the job by arresting Santa
It was hilarious in its absolute out of nowhereness...it felt like the 80s afterschool movie specials...
And asking for a PG - I can imagine many families left theaters and had a coronary after that movie, while all the teens were giggling...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 27, 2025 09:06 PM (tOcjL)
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dad died, not dad dad - that's two typos...shouldn't be distracted by kid's Baltimore game...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 27, 2025 09:07 PM (tOcjL)
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25 Before I read the post...
Spielberg has a new space alien movie coming out this Summer. It looks like Close Encounters meets Signs
Posted by: Soothsayer
Sounds interesting.
meets DEI.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Or, eff that with a rusty keyhole saw.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 07:58 PM (nhCoE)
It looks like Spielberg is upset that Close Encounters is trapped in 1977 and decided to try and update it.
Pass.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 09:08 PM (KNKj1)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 09:08 PM (3yrQB)
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132 Only reason to watch Gremlins is to set up the joaks for the sequel
Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 09:06 PM (3yrQB)
Nah, mom taking back the house like knife-wielding Rambo is awesome...before kid screws it up and lets the Gremlin get wet and makes all mom's effort for nothing...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 27, 2025 09:09 PM (tOcjL)
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I watched Violent Night twice this year, thought it was goid
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 09:10 PM (Ia/+0)
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So you have no grandchildren that want to see Stranger Things?
Posted by: JackWayne
That sure turned into a total shitshow.
Took them a couple of years producing the latest season to do it too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 09:11 PM (/lPRQ)
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Spielberg was the director, so he had final call on the Christmas hate...
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Spielberg was the producer. Joe Dante was the director. Spielberg MIGHT still have had final call, technically, but if you are familiar with Dante (The Howling, Pirahna, Innerspace, Matinee), you recognize his sense of humor.
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And asking for a PG - I can imagine many families left theaters and had a coronary after that movie, while all the teens were giggling...
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It was one of the first PG-13, maybe the first to hit a theater. But it was largely silly puppet mayhem. Much like "Temple of Doom" I regard adults who take it overseriously with an arched eyebrow.
Just backwards, Moviegique. I watched Seconds, and connected watched The Substance. But yeah, quite a party.
And no horrifying clean-up job after.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 09:12 PM (q3u5l)
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And asking for a PG - I can imagine many families left theaters and had a coronary after that movie, while all the teens were giggling...
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It was one of the first PG-13, maybe the first to hit a theater. But it was largely silly puppet mayhem. Much like "Temple of Doom" I regard adults who take it overseriously with an arched eyebrow.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books!) at December 27, 2025 09:11 PM (lpWi1)
It was not - it was officially PG and it and Temple of Doom were the reasons for PG 13. In fact, we learned that last night b/c kids were flabbergasted that movie was PG and not R.
The coronary would have been for ruining all Christmas mythology without apology. You're sold a movie with a cute toy in stores and some funny lizard looking things and you get that...
Again, I call it a horror comedy, almost in the realm of Scream, since it does show all the movies it's ripping off and parodying, too...but Scream is R...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 27, 2025 09:14 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Obligatory AoS Reference at December 27, 2025 09:22 PM (Q+gd/)
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It was never produced, and IIRC Harlan Ellison walked off the 1985 Twilight Zone after the segment was scrubbed, but they'd intended to do an adaptation of Donald Westlake's Christmas horror short story "Nackles." Believe an account of the fiasco can be found in some editions of Ellison's short story collection Slippage. Might have been fun.
But the 85 TZ did a nice job on their initial Christmas week broadcast with a segment based on Arthur C. Clarke's short story "The Star." Not a Christmas cheer fest for the kiddies, though.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 09:23 PM (q3u5l)
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142 So you have no grandchildren that want to see Stranger Things?
Posted by: JackWayne
That sure turned into a total shitshow.
Took them a couple of years producing the latest season to do it too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 09:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Yep. It started off taut, smart, and very well-written. Now it's both rambling and rushed at the same time with super extra unnecessary grrrrl and ghey power. Absolutely does nothing to contribute to the story or advance any important plot points. I'm still going to see how they finish it just because but they've really cratered. I guess nobody learned anything from how TWD went to shit.
Posted by: Netflix can't stop gheyifying everything at December 27, 2025 09:26 PM (TbWk/)
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146 Gremlins are ugly cars.
Posted by: Obligatory AoS Reference at December 27, 2025 09:22 PM (Q+gd/)
And if it RAINS? Nightmare.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2025 09:26 PM (mP0Kj)
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146 Gremlins are ugly cars.
Posted by: Obligatory AoS Reference at December 27, 2025 09:22 PM (Q+gd/)
It's what happens if you feed a Pacer after midnight.
Posted by: Or get it wet at December 27, 2025 09:26 PM (TbWk/)
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It was not - it was officially PG and it and Temple of Doom were the reasons for PG 13.
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Ah, right. I knew it was connected.
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In fact, we learned that last night b/c kids were flabbergasted that movie was PG and not R.
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I've tried listing PG movies of my youth but I keep getting tagged as spam.
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I’ve never watched Klaus, based on this I’ll have to look for it.
But since it’s an origin story it still needed a Heat Miser.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 09:31 PM (8kBBB)
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Gremlin cars? I remember one TV series, where they needed to show that a character was a broke single mom by showing what a crappy car she was driving. Now, they didn't dare show a crappy car from a current manufacturer, for fear of offending a potential advertiser.
So they had her drive a beat up Gremlin.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 09:32 PM (0vB2I)
Posted by: gozmo is as dumb as yoda at December 27, 2025 09:34 PM (XbOl0)
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Yep. It started off taut, smart, and very well-written. Now it's both rambling and rushed at the same time with super extra unnecessary grrrrl and ghey power.
+++++
The fat kid they introduced was entertaining though
Not enough to save it though.
Not sure if the ghey shit of magic grrrl who can make people see shit is worse subplot.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 09:36 PM (/lPRQ)
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Barbarella was PG. People remember the opening credit strip tease and forget about the orgasmatron.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books!) at December 27, 2025 09:31 PM (lpWi1)
Thought it was Sleeper. Was it in other movies?
BTW, do you know who this Chato fella is on YT?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 09:36 PM (uQesX)
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Klaus is one of my favorite Christmas movies - the family and I see it every year, as we decorate the tree.
If this review didn't sell you on watching the movie, there's this: Norm MacDonald has a small - but pivotal - part in the movie, as the Ferryman. He's very funny, as you'd expect.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 27, 2025 09:44 PM (0CU3H)
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As you probably know, William Conrad was the voice of Matt Dillon on the radio version of "Gunsmoke." For some reason, they didn't cast him for the part in the TV series.
Imagine if they had. It would have been... different.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 09:44 PM (0vB2I)
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I don't remember if our family got mad about Temple like they got.mad about Gremlins. I liked Temple. Although I see why it could be intense for PG but.... so.was Raiders.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 09:46 PM (Qkvji)
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Oh, and no, I don't from YT people. Chato or otherwise.
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161 Jeez, I haven't seen Mother, Jugs & Speed since it was in the theaters.
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Me, neither. But I remember a lot of crappy PG movies from the '70s. In "Swashbuckler", Genevieve Bujold (besides swimming naked) threatens to cut a guy's balls off (by holding a knife to his crotch).
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I think that Sleeper has been very prescient of our future reality. It got Biden right for sure.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 09:47 PM (9ipOP)
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As you probably know, William Conrad was the voice of Matt Dillon on the radio version of "Gunsmoke." For some reason, they didn't cast him for the part in the TV series.
Imagine if they had. It would have been... different.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 09:44 PM (0vB2I)
For one thing the shitter would have been unusable for a few hours after his fat ass got out of it. Whew! Light a match for crying out loud!
Posted by: Festus at December 27, 2025 09:49 PM (R/m4+)
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Clash Of The Titans was PG and it was a titfest. If you liked hairy man torso then you got that too
Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 09:51 PM (Qkvji)
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Ratings systems are dumb and difficult to defend. I have noticed that if a horror movie is effective, the knives come out.
"Frankenstein" took a lot of heat. "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "John Carpenter's The Thing."
There's a movie, "This Film Is Not Yet Rated," which is interesting, but ultmately comes down to "The MPAA's standards are dumb and arbitrary! Our standards, which are equally dumb and arbitrary should be used instead!"
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Our standards, which are equally dumb and arbitrary should be used instead!"
Posted by: moviegique
The conservative is enamored of preexistent evils, opposed to the liberal who desires to replace them with others. Ambrose Bierce
Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 09:58 PM (Qkvji)
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169 Clash Of The Titans was PG and it was a titfest. If you liked hairy man torso then you got that too
Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 09:51 PM (Qkvji)
Another great movie. It came out over 40 years ago, and the special effects are dated - you can tell from the very beginning of the movie. The thing is, the cast is fanastic, and so is the story. You don't even notice the effects - and you don't even mind the 8th century BC R2D2 ripoff in that mechanical owl. The scene with the Gorgon is a classic. A great movie.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 27, 2025 09:58 PM (0CU3H)
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There's a movie, "This Film Is Not Yet Rated," which is interesting, but ultmately comes down to "The MPAA's standards are dumb and arbitrary! Our standards, which are equally dumb and arbitrary should be used instead!"
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books!) at December 27, 2025 09:52 PM (lpWi1)
Shoulda kept GMRX!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 09:58 PM (uQesX)
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I am confused by the "besides" part. Is there anything bad about this?
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I don't remember being traumatized by it. Just pointing out it was PG.
The American cut of Godzilla ('57) which is chock full of violence including radiation burns, I think. Not even PG back then.
Anyway, the one thing I'm sure of is "Gremlins" was the dumbest script I had seen at the time.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 27, 2025 10:01 PM (q3u5l)
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"It's always after midnight somewhere.
Posted by: gozmo "
I only do shots after midnight...
Posted by: Kamala! at December 27, 2025 10:02 PM (Qkvji)
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9 I don't ever intend to watch another animated film, as long as I live.
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If I thought that way I'd not only have missed "Klaus," but "Leap," "Nimona," "Emperor's New Groove," everything from Studio Ghibli, and many others including the entire stop-motion catalog of Laika Studios.
Posted by: MartynWW at December 27, 2025 11:11 PM (M9zxq)
Hobby Thread - December 27, 2025 [TRex]
Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. This is the LAST HOBBY THREAD of 2025!!
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I started to write some words in recognition of the year-end thread. Part way through, I began to realize that my words felt familiar. After puzzling a bit, I went back and looked at what I wrote for the same occasion last year. What do you know? I sound a lot like myself.
With apologies for the replay, I'll echo what I wrote last year. The same sentiments are applicable for 2025.
TRex treasures the people who make things happen. Hobbyists are the makers, the creators, the crafters, the builders, the designers, and the visionaries. You are those people. Thank you for being here. Thank you for sharing and contributing. Thank you for encouraging others. Thank you for the notes (especially from shy lurkers who are kind enough to pop in periodically to affirm their existence).
Inspiration is a wonderful part of the Hobby Thread. It happens when someone is inspired and takes action. It might be to pick up a forgotten project, attempt a build, or learn something new. TRex respects those with a bias towards action and the bravery and humility involved in tackling something new.
Another fun part of the Hobby Thread is connections between Gray Box friends through shared memories and interests. The Horde is a collection of oddballs, but there are likely to be some among the Horde that resonate with each other. If not, at least the Horde will sympathize and empathize and offer encouragement and support.
Thank you for being among the Horde and thank you for being involved with the Hobby Thread. A special prayer for those among the Horde that are struggling with loss, health challenges, or the other weirdness that life can produce. No Hordeling is ever alone. Shoot me an email any time if you require confirmation.
A special word of thanks to the COBs and contributors. I still have no idea what I am doing. No, really. No idea at all. We are making it up as we go. Thank you for your help and support. Anyway...on with the show.
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We're not quite done with the Christmas theme. After all, decorations stay up until Epiphany, right?
From Victor Tango Kilo:
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We can continue talking about Christmas hobbying or... rather than a theme of a single hobby, we can speak of hobbying accomplishments and aspirations.
Looking back, what were your favorite hobby projects from the past year? What new skills did you learn? What did you boldly attempt and succeed in doing? Has anything from prior Hobby Thread themes inspired you?
Looking ahead, did Santa bring new hobbying supplies? What do you plan to tackle in the coming year? Are there hobby projects that have been on your list that you FINALLY want to address or complete? Are there new skills that you want to learn or new hobbies that you have always wanted to try?
We are looking for pure and undiluted enthusiasm, optimism and ambition. This is not about guilt for prior hobby attempts or a competition for who has accumulated the most unbuilt kits or unfinished projects. Looking for the positive parts of hobbying: pride of accomplishment and the fresh energy that a new year brings.
As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. Politics, current events and religious debates can live in threads elsewhere. Even though it is arguably religion, college football is fair game. Play nice. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls. Pants are optional.
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As tech costs decline and knowledge spreads, more people are doing their own sophisticated home holiday light displays. It seems like more and more homes do something more than just throw a string of lights across the roofline and around nearby shrubbery. Seeing more and more, you wonder "how hard can it be?"
There are a ton of videos on YT with all kinds of advice. Some are deep into the tech details and others are geared more towards newbies. DIY home light shows qualifies as a hobby. I am not wise in the ways of such things, so I'm not knowledgeable enough to know which YT videos are good and which are not, but here are a few videos that seemed helpful and lower on the clickbait spectrum.
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God is in the details.
Hat tip: Anna Puma
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Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did another Christmas Ornament theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.
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Notable comments from last week:
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Words of wisdom:
"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).
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If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, contribute hobbying comments that resonate with you. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things.
Posted by: NCDave at December 27, 2025 05:34 PM (mAiNO)
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My decorations will probably be up until the end of frigging january.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 05:34 PM (snZF9)
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Well I have show and tell
As mentioned last week, Friday was the 200th anniversary of the Decembrest Revolt in St Petersburg ofvthe young guard officers
So having the full Russian Guard of ghe Napoleonic wars why shouldn't I play that?
My The Miniature Page thread
https://tinyurl.com/2mzd2kem
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)
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The F-4 is one of my favorite planes. Fast movers incoming!
Posted by: NCDave at December 27, 2025 05:36 PM (mAiNO)
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A special word of thanks to the COBs and contributors. I still have no idea what I am doing. No, really. No idea at all. We are making it up as we go. Thank you for your help and support. Anyway...on with the show.
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It's amazing how quickly time passes when you are having fun.
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Cool F-4 vids. IIRC Japan was/is the last military to fly the Phantom. Retired this year? A very sexy plane. Would likely rip its wings off if given the chance.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 05:39 PM (NwnyJ)
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5 My decorations will probably be up until the end of frigging january.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 05:34 PM
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That's OK. The aliens need landing lights.
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Miss Linda finished the 500-piece "rain forest animals" puzzle she got from the library about two weeks ago. She had trouble only with two portions, the sinuous black snake -- he had no markings to distinguish his pieces -- and the black gorilla, ditto once you put his face together.
Every week or so she brings me the crossword puzzle that runs in the local free "alternative" paper. Some of the clues are tough for me, but I rarely have to look something up; I can usually work those out by filling in the intersecting words.
Is it just me, or are the "Down" clues a bit easier than the "Across" ones?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:41 PM (wzUl9)
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Looks like I will make the attempt to learn basic electronic soldering. Seems to be a handy skill for messing around with computer hardware.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 27, 2025 05:41 PM (+mUZM)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 27, 2025 05:37 PM
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I'm very glad you're back doing the book thread and I'm glad that you've made it your own.
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My mother in law is amazing and made our house a winter wonderland with her homage crochet! And all her ornaments made by hand. Hopefully we keep them up a while longer so we can enjoy it.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 05:44 PM (gWBY1)
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Waiting for my next model kit to arrive. It's a 1/35 Type 1 Chi-He medium tank, first Japanese tank to be equipped with a radio. Earlier tanks required commanders to send messages with flags.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 27, 2025 05:45 PM (31p00)
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Im trying to turn my art hobby into an actual side hustle his year. Though I hate the term side hustle, it sounds like I'm being a grifter. I'm trying to create art people will actually love and enjoy hanging in their homes! That's not a scam, that's win-win.
Anyway, trying to wrangle all my ideas for art pieces, and plan out the year so I can see progress on them while not getting overwhelmed. While also having a full time job and a family.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 05:47 PM (gWBY1)
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Besides the figures, most from long ago, the buildings were all made in the last month. Having nothing for a cathedral construction site usef my dice tower as that building.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)
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I will wait till next weekend then get my house back to normal. Then hope January will be kind and not be crazy cold.
Posted by: Case at December 27, 2025 05:50 PM (G1OIb)
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I've been tempted this season to add to my collection of tobacco pipes, but haven't as yet. There are some vintage GBDs, an extinct English make, on The Bay for reasonable amounts, but they would probably need refurbishment that I don't know how to provide. Most of my vintage models have been bought from vendors who specialize in estate pipes, as they are called, and send them to you already cleaned, polished, and with any oxidation on the stem removed. I know how to remove that last -- but I hate having to do it.
For Christmas, Miss Linda gave me a handsome estate jewelry/cigar box, mahogany it looks like, and I'm storing the pouches of burley tobacco that I've already opened in it. The non-opened ones and the still-sealed tins are in a separate cardboard box. The English blends are in another box.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:50 PM (wzUl9)
This year I gave myself a Lego orchid for Christmas. Legos weren't a thing when I was a kid. I may have found a new obsession.
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Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 05:50 PM (rghSL)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:41 PM (wzUl9)
Did you watch that vid I sent you, Wolfus?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 05:50 PM (uQesX)
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F-4s are my favorite early jet age aircraft, they were at Bentwaters when I first got there but were leaving shortly for the A-10s we were to work on.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2025 05:51 PM (sDNVV)
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Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 05:47 PM (gWBY1)
I'm trying to make my hobby pay. I need $400 more to hire an editor. Your work will see the light of day before mine will. And probably get more interest.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 05:53 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 05:54 PM (LHPAg)
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For a movie, ( avalable on YouTube with subtle).
The Union of Salvation is very good historically.
The Union of Salvation was one of the first of many changing secret organizations to bring about changd in the Russian government.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 05:54 PM (Ia/+0)
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Hobby "goals" for the upcoming year include: (a) using the cold weather down-time to improve Morse code proficiency; (b) maybe dig out my soldering iron and start working on some of those kit radios and accessories that I've been hoarding for months and years; (c) keep up my self-taught trigonometry lessons; (d) get some range time.
Posted by: PabloD at December 27, 2025 05:54 PM (+7Ki/)
30 Did you watch that vid I sent you, Wolfus?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025
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To my email? No, not yet, I haven't checked my email this afternoon. I'll go look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:55 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 05:55 PM (LHPAg)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:55 PM (wzUl9)
Yes, email.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 05:56 PM (uQesX)
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The first vid, they never showed the completed project lit. They have a very large lot. I wonder if they let people come in and look at it. Seems like a lot of work that no one can see if they don't The second vid would take me too much time to do. The third vid is too expensive to do.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 05:58 PM (uQesX)
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I broke out my big pressure canner and used it as a steaming pot to cook up a batch of Boston brown bread. Turned out pretty well for a first attempt. It's a gluten-free version, so it's even more dense than usual, but it's still pretty good.
Posted by: PabloD at December 27, 2025 05:58 PM (+7Ki/)
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I need to find plastic models that put themselves together
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)
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The Movies! Channel still has musicals and will have through the early part of Sunday. By Sunday night they have their regular film-noir fest, with Deadline at Dawn (1946) w/ Susan Hayward on at 7 pm Central.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 06:02 PM (wzUl9)
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Thought I'd finished a radio this week. Buttoned it back up only to find no audio past the headphone jack and the VCO doesn't lock on the higher frequencies. So I get to tear into that again.
Just for kicks, started messing around with "Of a Lifetime" by Journey on guitar. It's from before Steve Perry joined and their music got retooled towards selling to teenage girls.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 27, 2025 06:02 PM (lUFok)
I suppose this is a good time to buy some Christmas scented candles. Have you seen the price of candles?!
Maybe that's a good side-hustle: Scented Candles.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 06:02 PM (ZbPLM)
39I need to find plastic models that put themselves together
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025
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Lego kits snap together, don't they? And they are already molded in the right colors, at least most of the time. So no painting (though I loved doing that) or cement is required.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 06:03 PM (wzUl9)
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Hello hobby thread! As always, thank you, TRex. I was excited to see the pictures of trees after the conversation on decorating them.
I wish I had a spot to make some of the yard art, but where we live, it’s not possible. In our last house, we had a much bigger yard and I made glow in the dark ghosts from chicken wire. Actually, I just made dresses out of chicken wire and put them all over so it looked like a ghost dance. At night it was very cool.
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 06:05 PM (/sySz)
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22 This year I gave myself a Lego orchid for Christmas. Legos weren't a thing when I was a kid.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 05:50 PM
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Lego plants and flowers are very intricate. Impressive. No idea when they started production though. Never were a thing when I was a younger dino.
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My sister last night was showing me the adult Lego sets, they come a long way from when I was under 10 years old
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)
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Looks like too much time and money to set up a light show. Is every Christmas music station 106.5 fm?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 06:06 PM (uQesX)
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TRex, thank you picking up the mantle and doing such a great job with the hobby thread. Much appreciated.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2025 06:08 PM (sDNVV)
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This afternoon Mrs. JTB and I attended a class at the local library about learning how to paint with pastels. This class was about oil pastels. It was excellent. The teacher was well prepared and explained things well. This was the first time I got hands-on instruction on art and it was eye opening. Part of the value was learning what NOT to do. Most valuable was leaving with the information needed to keep practicing. Two hours well spent. It was encouraging.
We're already registered for the next class about soft pastels.
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2025 06:09 PM (yTvNw)
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Lego plants and flowers are very intricate. Impressive. No idea when they started production though. Never were a thing when I was a younger dino.
Posted by: TRex - some assembly required at December 27
The kid is currently putting together her Alpine Lodge kit. The thing that made her the happiest about it is it has an outhouse. Ha!
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 06:09 PM (/sySz)
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43 Looks like too much time and money to set up a light show. Is every Christmas music station 106.5 fm?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 06:06 PM
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It seems intimidating, but I put it in the content after seeing more and more people putting up more and more elaborate displays. There are a lot of websites and YT channels with info.
I don't think it is "cheap," but it has gotten cheaper and people rationalize by thinking of it as an expense spread across multiple years. A very low power FM transmitter allows you to pick your own frequency.
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You may remember some time back there was a travel themed thread. Well, today, while hiking in the Hill Country State Natural Area, I ran into a Texas State Parks passport that you can get stamped at each of the State Parks and SNAs out there.
Well, damn, I gotta go back to the 10 others I have been to in order to get the book stamped.
(You kidding. This makes my day… : - )
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 06:10 PM (KNKj1)
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44 TRex, thank you picking up the mantle and doing such a great job with the hobby thread. Much appreciated.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2025 06:08 PM
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It is an honor. Thank YOU and the Horde for spending screen time here.
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40 In our last house, we had a much bigger yard and I made glow in the dark ghosts from chicken wire. Actually, I just made dresses out of chicken wire and put them all over so it looked like a ghost dance. At night it was very cool.
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 06:05 PM
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I expect you would be dangerous with decorating latitude.
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The Grateful's suggestion about cross stitch kits at Hobby Lobby was perfect. Stopped in the local one a few days ago and they had several kits for absolute beginners and all for less than two dollars. The kits are relatively simple, as you would expect, but they are complete: the cloth with the design, instructions, thread, needle, hoop, even a needle threader. The thread is typical 6-ply. There is some humor in me trying to separate the strands in each ply using my gorilla fingers. The first stitches will be this week. And yes, bandaids are already nearby.
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2025 06:17 PM (yTvNw)
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I expect you would be dangerous with decorating latitude.
Posted by: TRex - chicken wire dino at December
😂 And not just for holidays!
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 06:19 PM (/sySz)
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JTB, I so admire your resolve . You are a testament to the keep at it spirit.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2025 06:20 PM (sDNVV)
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It seems intimidating, but I put it in the content after seeing more and more people putting up more and more elaborate displays. There are a lot of websites and YT channels with info.
Posted by: TRex - lite brite dino at December 27, 2025 06:10 PM (IQ6Gq)
I do the yard and house up, but guess I don't have the energy to do that. I'd think the hardware costs are the deal breaker for me doing that. Don't have a large yard anyway, so not much room to do much. Corner lot, so I'd have to do two different displays.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 06:20 PM (uQesX)
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The molding on that Phantom kit is beautiful. Really nicely detailed.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 27, 2025 06:21 PM (31p00)
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I need to borrow a couple of pages out of Piper's inspiration book.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2025 06:23 PM (sDNVV)
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Just seeing a video clip of an autonomous battery-powered snowblower being used for residential purposes. Very much like the autonomous robots that cut grass. It costs $5,000 but easy to see how they could get a lot cheaper with wider adoption and more production. Brave new world...
I have all the protective gear and my Stepdad had a welder and is willing to teach.
Finding a project and the time to do it is the problem.
We have some ideas for cigar ashtrays that we want to try, though.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 27, 2025 06:26 PM (OWbpd)
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1 weekend in February is the Cold Wars miniature game convention again in Lancaster.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)
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Victor Tango Kilo: those are some fabulous rooms in the photos...especially the stained glass windows. Love how you used the trees to supplement the decor instead of them being the focal point.
TRex: yes, you do sound like yourself. Frequently
Ben Had: greetings from chilly VA to shorts wearing TX
JTB: so glad the trip to HL was successful. I'm here if you have any questions...
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Just seeing a video clip of an autonomous battery-powered snowblower being used for residential purposes. Very much like the autonomous robots that cut grass. It costs $5,000 but easy to see how they could get a lot cheaper with wider adoption and more production. Brave new world...
Posted by: TRex - robot snow shoveler keeps dino warm at December 27, 2025 06:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Snoomba?
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Welding seems like it would be a lot of fun. Years ago I read a very good instructional book on the subject, but ultimately decided that I didn't need another hobby (especially one that potentially involved expensive equipment). Of course, I ended up getting into amateur radio which is at least as big of a money sink as welding could be.
Posted by: PabloD at December 27, 2025 06:31 PM (+7Ki/)
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I have had an chance to play with a 3D printer at work. I'm hooked and screwed. The work ones are top of the line, 5 reel, 3 extruder works of wonder that can do carbon fiber up to 350mm x 300mm x 325mm in a heated chamber. All the ones I can afford look like little POS's compared. There has to be a happy affordable medium.
The wife has put the kabosh on one until my birthday anyway. I'll just have to get spoiled on the $5500 ones at work.
Maybe time for some extreamly high risk investing. Dollar Double Double Bonus Poker until a Royal hits or I'm broke this week. With that I think I'm off to seek my fortune.
Posted by: Reforger at December 27, 2025 06:31 PM (EjADr)
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53 ... "JTB, I so admire your resolve . You are a testament to the keep at it spirit."
Ben Had,
Thanks for the kind comment. And thanks to all the folks who encourage others on the thread. I may not ever be good (I'll settle for improved) but the learning and practice is just so enjoyable.
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2025 06:32 PM (yTvNw)
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Making time for something mentally stimulating has a wide range of benefits.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2025 06:33 PM (sDNVV)
70Are you looking for functional projects? Artistic projects? Large scale dino projects?
Posted by: TRex - sparky dino
Basic skill building at this point. I still have trouble keeping the wire at the right distance from the metal.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 27, 2025 06:33 PM (OWbpd)
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Great suggestion. I was thinking Blizzard Bot.
Posted by: TRex - snow globe dino at December 27, 2025 06:32 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Also a great suggestion. Sounds like something from Futurama.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 27, 2025 06:33 PM (1yGOf)
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Favorite hobby projects from 2025? Moving from using a cross stitch pattern to creating my own patterns. Most challenging aspect is the shading aspects so they don't look flat.
Also, picking up a paint brush to create ornaments. Haven't painted since I was a kid.
2026: Continue with cross stitch, and making intricate eggs to hang on our small Easter tree.
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>>> I'm trying to make my hobby pay. I need $400 more to hire an editor. Your work will see the light of day before mine will. And probably get more interest. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 05:53 PM (uQesX)
Hugs to you!! And yes, I'm also trying to turn my writing hobby into a possible gig that pays. But my art stuff will definitely get off the ground before I get my draft finished and published.
Best of luck with hiring aneditor! The good ones are worth every penny.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 06:34 PM (gWBY1)
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A guy from New England at Fall in Convention made WWI battleships, tracking pieces for game hits all printed by himself.
Its amazing what can be done with them
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 06:36 PM (Ia/+0)
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66 I have had an chance to play with a 3D printer at work. I'm hooked and screwed.
The wife has put the kabosh on one until my birthday anyway. I'll just have to get spoiled on the $5500 ones at work.
Posted by: Reforger at December 27, 2025 06:31 PM
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Keep us posted. Some Morons are active 3D printing people. I'm interested, but the time isn't right. A lot of YT channels seem to like Bambu Lab equipment and turn out a lot of good results. (Yes, I know - you can't believe everything you see on YT...)
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My goal is to try a hobby this year that requires me to put something together - a model kit, a knife kit or a black powder boomstick kit. Knowing my history, I anticipate…a challenge.
Posted by: NCDave at December 27, 2025 06:38 PM (mAiNO)
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A guy from New England at Fall in Convention made WWI battleships, tracking pieces for game hits all printed by himself.
Its amazing what can be done with them
Posted by: Skip
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"Someday" I'd like to build my uncle's WWII Essex carrier, and then donate it to the museum at Pensacola, since they do not have that particular one.
I have all the protective gear and my Stepdad had a welder and is willing to teach.
Finding a project and the time to do it is the problem."
Get some scraps and practice first. Thin and thick. See if you can get two pieces of rebar to stick together. You will be inspired to create something, like a reindeer made out of rebar.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 06:39 PM (vFG9F)
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Congrats on making your own patterns, The Grateful! How are you building the pattern? Digital, or on paper in a gridded notebook? It sounds cool.
Posted by: LizLem
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Thanks...at this point it's old school: graph paper and pencil. And a very big eraser, lol
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81 Get some scraps and practice first. Thin and thick. See if you can get two pieces of rebar to stick together. You will be inspired to create something, like a reindeer made out of rebar.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 06:39 PM
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You will be inspired to create something, like a DINO made out of rebar.
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You could make a cool T-Rex out out of rebar. A T-Rebar, if you will.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
85 I actually dabbled in Nickel Plating last year.
Any of you ever do any metal plating? It's surprisingly easy, and a really inexpensive hobby to get into. You get carried away with it, tho, and start plating everything, the wife, the kids, ...
When I was little, Dad got some Rubber Dip stuff. He started with a set of pliers, put some nice rubber grips on the handles. Then started put rubber on everything. It got stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 06:41 PM (ZbPLM)
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 06:43 PM (77rzZ)
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Hey wait a minute. What does it take to get edit capability around here?
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 06:43 PM (vFG9F)
92 I'll show you my Playlist for the electroplating videos I watched:
https://is.gd/tLv7je
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 06:46 PM (ZbPLM)
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91 Hey wait a minute. What does it take to get edit capability around here?
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 06:43 PM
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I tried to do a strikeout/underline but the digital spirits did not cooperate. So I resorted to modest subterfuge.
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My welds are good enough for reindeer and tractors and such but I would not stake my life on them. If I needed a roll cage welded I would seek professional help.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 06:46 PM (vFG9F)
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Pencils are great, but only the solid No. 2s. Mechanical pencils suck syphilitic donkey cock. Too damn brittle.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 06:47 PM (77rzZ)
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Hugs to you!! And yes, I'm also trying to turn my writing hobby into a possible gig that pays. But my art stuff will definitely get off the ground before I get my draft finished and published.
Best of luck with hiring aneditor! The good ones are worth every penny.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 06:34 PM (gWBY1)
Thanks. I'm always considering returning to painting, but Ross stuff is hard to find anymore, and I don't really want to order from the thieves. I can do more work around the house instead. I have a side yard that people seem to think is for their dogs to poop in. I'm thinking of putting stepping stone in there instead of the rocks. That's gonna take me a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 06:47 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 06:48 PM (77rzZ)
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94 My welds are good enough for reindeer and tractors and such but I would not stake my life on them. If I needed a roll cage welded I would seek professional help.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 06:46 PM
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Roll cages involve sorcery.
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Pencils are great, but only the solid No. 2s. Mechanical pencils suck syphilitic donkey cock. Too damn brittle.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 06:47 PM (77rzZ)
But yet, the school kids go crazy for them. Same as thir... for... uh, fifty years ago.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 06:51 PM (uQesX)
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Maybe not exactly a hobby, but I've always enjoyed taking things apart and reassembling them in (one hopes) working condition. Back in my Jr High years, Dad gave me a reel-to-reel tape recorder (3" reels). Guess he moved up to a dictaphone or something. I took it apart and got it back together and it lasted for years.
From my oldest brother, I inherited a 1950s General Electric Alarm Clock-Radio. I just found a picture of the clock part - I am whelmed with nostalgia.
https://bit.ly/3MWo9sv
The radio part (not shown) attached on the right side. When I got it, the radio attachment didn't work. After some investigation, I realized the tab with four metal strips on the radio side, that slid into a slot on the clock, was partially broken off, and by inserting something as simple as a piece of cardboard, the strips made contact and, voila, the radio and clock-alarm worked like new.
Shortly after fixing it, I came home and my older brother (not the one from whom I got the clock) had the shell open on the radio part, and was smashing the tubes into the guts imagining rocket ships crash-landing.
Not the first or last thing of mine he would destroy like that. RIP both bros.
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56 I need to borrow a couple of pages out of Piper's inspiration book.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2025 06:23 PM
What little I have is yours!
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 06:54 PM (vzUvr)
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I'm in knitting withdrawal currently. Second shoulder surgery the week before Christmas has me one-armed. Driving me nuts not having my fidget knitting to hand. I quit smoking 20 some odd years ago by knitting and clenching my teeth, but mostly knitting.
Knitting sweaters for DH is like knitting a tent. But with grandkid on the way, most of my projects have been much shorter duration.
At least six weeks and hopefully the surgeon got it right this time. The other guy certainly did not. Mama's gotta knit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 06:54 PM (6Bc88)
106Keep us posted. Some Morons are active 3D printing people. I'm interested, but the time isn't right. A lot of YT channels seem to like Bambu Lab equipment and turn out a lot of good results. (Yes, I know - you can't believe everything you see on YT...)
I'd be careful w/Bambu gear. They made changes earlier this year that were not very consumer or third party software friendly. Seem to be going towards vendor lock in.
Not that other vendors might not be, Bambu just happened to get my attention doing it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 27, 2025 06:55 PM (lUFok)
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I will put the finishing details onto the latest oil painting and move on to a fresh one. I'm having trouble deciding what to paint next (always a problem). I should return to a landscape but am gravitating towards another portrait (or two) as I haven't found a landscape among my photos which inspires me to paint it. My goal for 2026 is to sit my butt down and do some calligraphy with illuminated letters and/or simple illustration. There's a ton of small empty picture frames sitting around just begging to be filled.
Posted by: tankascribe at December 27, 2025 06:55 PM (NtoJk)
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96 Pencils are great, but only the solid No. 2s. Mechanical pencils suck syphilitic donkey cock. Too damn brittle.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 06:47 PM (77rzZ)
Buy real drafting pencils with real leads. All different densities. Buy a real pointer for them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 06:57 PM (6Bc88)
That and oxyacetylene. I do pretty well with gas, which is what learned on, and wire welding sheet metal and stuff.
I've got this ancient arc welder my grandpa had. It's pretty scary so I've never turned it on. A wood case, weighs a ton, with jacks to plug the cables in depending on the amperage you need. The cables are of course shot. I don't know why I keep it I just do. He used it more than once to weld my minibike frame back together.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 06:57 PM (vFG9F)
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"Knitting sweaters for DH is like knitting a tent. But with grandkid on the way, most of my projects have been much shorter duration." tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 06:54 PM
Wait, did I miss this news, or did you just casually sneak it in just now. How exciting to have a grandkid on the way.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2025 07:00 PM (hhkIi)
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For the pipe smokers. When the Scandinavian Tobacco Group (may they rot in hell) bought Mac Baren and Sutliff, most of the acquired blends were discontinued. I was able to get several pounds of the HH series before they disappeared. This week I learned that some Sutliff Burley J4 was still available and ordered some from Pipes and Cigars. Didn't need more tobacco but I've learned to acquire favorite blends when possible. Too many have been discontinued over the years.
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2025 07:00 PM (yTvNw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 07:02 PM (6Bc88)
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My hobbies are all in my mind. I can’t do crap with my hands, other than fondle boobs, write, turn the pages of books, and type stuff on the internet.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 07:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at December 27, 2025 07:03 PM (3ek7K)
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Stopped by Hdepot today, just for giggles... Found some LED 100-ct mini-light strings for $1.49! Just what I need-- all my old minis are incandescent so can't plug more than 3 together.
Woot! Yes, they are "multi" not all white. Except for the 2 that are all red. (6 strings of multi)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:04 PM (rdVOm)
tcn is gonna be a grammie?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 07:01 PM (IhIKR)
Apparently the only thing the boy has figured out how to do is reproduce. I very well may end up providing primary care for this shit-show. But yes, baby boy due in February.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 07:05 PM (6Bc88)
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It costs $5,000 but easy to see how they could get a lot cheaper with wider adoption and more production. Brave new world...
Posted by: TRex - robot snow shoveler keeps dino warm
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Spend $20K on an Optimus. When he finishes the yard with your current machine he can come in an make you a drink and a sandwich.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 07:05 PM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 07:06 PM (uGpeQ)
126For the pipe smokers. When the Scandinavian Tobacco Group (may they rot in hell) bought Mac Baren and Sutliff, most of the acquired blends were discontinued. I was able to get several pounds of the HH series before they disappeared. This week I learned that some Sutliff Burley J4 was still available and ordered some from Pipes and Cigars. Didn't need more tobacco but I've learned to acquire favorite blends when possible. Too many have been discontinued over the years.
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2025
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Yeah, the perceived wisdom is "Tobacco is never going to be cheaper than it is right now." I bought several tins of favorite MacBaren blends long before the disaster and have stockpiled them along with some others STG has discontinued. A tin of HH Burley Flake, for instance, and some Burley London Blend and Golden Extra.
I buy a lot of bulk blends, though, as they are cheaper, and I am storing them as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 07:07 PM (wzUl9)
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123 Apparently the only thing the boy has figured out how to do is reproduce. I very well may end up providing primary care for this shit-show. But yes, baby boy due in February.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 07:05 PM
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That's quite a hobby. Sounds like better in your care than otherwise. Big undertaking. Best wishes and good luck!
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 07:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Woot! Yes, they are "multi" not all white. Except for the 2 that are all red. (6 strings of multi)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:04 PM (rdVOm)
Huh?! Usually white is the only thing left. I think the stores buy too many white light sets. Boring. Frost white for accents are ok.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 07:11 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 07:12 PM (ZbPLM)
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96 ... "Pencils are great, but only the solid No. 2s. Mechanical pencils suck syphilitic donkey cock. Too damn brittle."
The Pentel GraphGear 500 or 1000 series of of mechanical pencils are excellent. People report using the same ones for decades. The Pentel Super Hi-Polymer refills are some of the best and much less prone to snapping. For under 10 bucks you can have a writing instrument that can last a lifetime and be passed down in your will.
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2025 07:12 PM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 07:15 PM (pkeXY)
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Good show.
There are several flavors of codone for those really bad days.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 07:16 PM (uGpeQ)
143 Mine lasted 10 with well water.
Posted by: Braenyard
Then you're probably using an Aluminum rod, which last a lot longer than Mg. But, that means the Al rod is not as "edible" to the things living inside your Hot Water Heater.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 07:16 PM (ZbPLM)
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Huh?! Usually white is the only thing left. I think the stores buy too many white light sets. Boring. Frost white for accents are ok.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Oh, there were *loads* of white lights left. Had to dig deep to find the multi. Maybe will go back tomorrow & see if the whites are marked-down even more, could use some for summer time.
Today they were 75% off...
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:17 PM (rdVOm)
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140 Top pic: Christmas buttplugs? Watch out for splinters!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 07:15 PM
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I didn't think a caption was required. Apparently, I was wrong.
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>>> 76 66 I have had a chance to play with a 3D printer at work. I'm hooked and screwed.
Can you start small and expand, Reforger? I got my husband a relatively cheap 3D printer a few years ago for Christmas. It's one of his fave things.
Elegoo Mars 3 pro resin, plus the wash and cure machines. Was under $500 total with Black Friday sales. He uses it to make mini figs, items he needs for work, and presents for us. Made me some lovely transparent flowers! And a mini penis to throw at one of the kids when he's being a dick, lol.
I got him the Brandon Sanderson RPG bundle last Christmas, and added on the 3D printing digital files for the mini figs. So he can print those at whatever size and type of resin he wants.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 07:17 PM (gWBY1)
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>>> As long as you don't need RAM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Did you see the vid at Pixy's of the fellow taking ram out of his laptop an adapter having it function in his PC?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 07:18 PM (uGpeQ)
148 It's a water heater. Not a hot water heater. No need to say to "hot."
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 07:19 PM (ZbPLM)
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138 Well, if you want hot water you need a hot water heater. And what's up with an anode a year.
Mine lasted 10 with well water.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 07:13 PM (uGpeQ)
Hot water heater...like ATM machine, PIN number,
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 07:19 PM (ynpvh)
150
only thing the boy has figured out how to do is reproduce
"We have hobby, it called breeding..."
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 27, 2025 07:19 PM (Kt19C)
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144 Oh, there were *loads* of white lights left. Had to dig deep to find the multi. Maybe will go back tomorrow & see if the whites are marked-down even more, could use some for summer time.
Today they were 75% off...
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:17 PM
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If you're shopping for Club ONT, save your receipts for reimbursement later. Thank you.
Ohhh, I thought you were the one who wanted all white lights on Club ONT. I hate all white for Christmas displays. Frost white fine for accents, but warm white is blah.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 07:24 PM (uQesX)
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14 My hobby seems to be leaving willowed comments. Sigh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - pet thread? hobby horses
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Get in line.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 07:28 PM (uGpeQ)
Thanks for another wonderful year of the Hobby Thread. I look forward to it every week.
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2025 07:28 PM (yTvNw)
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"Why would one buy a machine to deliver tap water?
Posted by: Braenyard"
Well, why?
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)
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No, OrangeEnt-- it's just that only white lights were in the pictures I found. I LOVE the colored lights! White lights are okay at clean-up time though.. Doof was giving me grief, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:30 PM (rdVOm)
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155 145 140 Top pic: Christmas buttplugs? Watch out for splinters!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Me too but I wasn't going ... Isn't this a decadent world when first sight of a joyous thing brings that to mind?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 07:22 PM (uGpeQ)
We live in a world with lots of strange sick people...
Before the year 2000, I had no idea people made devices so shaped for sticking up their asses, much less those with tails attached to them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 07:31 PM (ynpvh)
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No, OrangeEnt-- it's just that only white lights were in the pictures I found. I LOVE the colored lights! White lights are okay at clean-up time though.. Doof was giving me grief, LOL!
Posted by: JQ
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Obviously it worked to some degree...sounds like payback may be in the cards....
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 07:36 PM (uGpeQ)
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No, OrangeEnt-- it's just that only white lights were in the pictures I found. I LOVE the colored lights! White lights are okay at clean-up time though.. Doof was giving me grief, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:30 PM (rdVOm)
Always Doof causing trouble.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 07:40 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 07:40 PM (uGpeQ)
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We live in a world with lots of strange sick people...
Before the year 2000, I had no idea people made devices so shaped for sticking up their asses, much less those with tails attached to them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 07:31 PM (ynpvh)
Pro tip: Don't look up "Mr. T Fist."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 07:41 PM (uQesX)
172
This is not how I envisioned the Hobby Thread ending this week.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 07:46 PM (vFG9F)
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Aww, no harm no foul with the lights-- I put up *both* kinds & thought everyone was pleased.
*cheers!*
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:50 PM (rdVOm)
175 Anne Baxter (1923-1985) actress who died while starring in Hotel TV series, had a famous grandfather. Who is he?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM (ZbPLM)
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Back in the 90s, I did actually decorate a Christmas tree with both white & colored lights-- on separate switches! Could have all white or all colored or *blazing all of them at once* at the touch of buttons.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM (rdVOm)
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This is not how I envisioned the Hobby Thread ending this week.
Posted by: TRex - dino will not look up Mr. T Fist at December 27, 2025 07:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
If there's an end, there's gotta be............
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 07:53 PM (uQesX)
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172 This is not how I envisioned the Hobby Thread ending this week.
Posted by: TRex - dino will not look up Mr. T Fist at December 27, 2025 07:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
LOL.
Sorry for that. Kinda feel it's my fault. But at least I can now laugh without pain, so good to know!
Posted by: Disney at December 27, 2025 07:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 27, 2025 07:54 PM (ynpvh)
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Back in the 90s, I did actually decorate a Christmas tree with both white & colored lights-- on separate switches! Could have all white or all colored or *blazing all of them at once* at the touch of buttons.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM (rdVOm)
Our tree does that with the preinstalled lights.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 07:54 PM (uQesX)
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Anne Baxter (1923-1985) actress who died while starring in Hotel TV series, had a famous grandfather. Who is he?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM (ZbPLM)
The great newsman, Ted Baxter!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 07:55 PM (uQesX)
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176 Back in the 90s, I did actually decorate a Christmas tree with both white & colored lights-- on separate switches! Could have all white or all colored or *blazing all of them at once* at the touch of buttons.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM
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More lights are more better?
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Back in the 90s, I did actually decorate a Christmas tree with both white & colored lights-- on separate switches! Could have all white or all colored or *blazing all of them at once* at the touch of buttons.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 07:52 PM (rdVOm)
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why did I never think of doing this?
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Not a fan of "pre-installed" tree lights. If something goes wrong with them, bet troubleshooting is a b1tch!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:04 PM (rdVOm)
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The colored lights seemed faded, when the white lights were also on.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:08 PM (rdVOm)
186
Pookette and I picked out yarn for her poncho yesterday. It was kind of fun to introduce her to the world of yarn. Size, type, and color families matter! Maybe I'll try again to teach her to knit sometime... if I'm feeling masochistic.
Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out the knitting needles at December 27, 2025 08:09 PM (Wt5PA)
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Not a fan of "pre-installed" tree lights. If something goes wrong with them, bet troubleshooting is a b1tch!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:04 PM (rdVOm)
Never had one go out of the first artificial tree we had. Lasted ten years until we got the current one. Don't know how to fix them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 08:10 PM (uQesX)
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10 years is a good run! Glad it worked out for you.
My luck? Thing would short out the first season. Hah!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:12 PM (rdVOm)
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186 Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out the knitting needles at December 27, 2025 08:09 PM
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Just thinking about you...
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I'm too spastic to knit-- can't hold tension *and* the workpiece. My fingers just knot up.
I settled for crochet. Was good enough at it, until my hands started going numb sometimes. Carpal tunnel? Or whatever.. I haven't played with threads for many years. Miss it.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:17 PM (rdVOm)
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I'm too spastic to knit-- can't hold tension *and* the workpiece. My fingers just knot up.
I settled for crochet. Was good enough at it, until my hands started going numb sometimes. Carpal tunnel? Or whatever.. I haven't played with threads for many years. Miss it.
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Tried to knit - unsuccessful venture. Too much constant counting and tension. Crocheting is a far better story, at least for me. And far more versatile than people realize.
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Made a filet lace tablecloth for Mom. Took *months* of all-day work, and sent it to her for Christmas 1984(?) I think.
She loved it! Fit her table perfectly.
Years later, house was smoke-damaged-- thankfully did not burn down!-- cleanup contractor stole it. I know this, because my BF at the time was in the biz, and heard about the "beautiful handmade lace tablecloth" that *this* contractor gave his GF, from "a job site" where he "found" it...
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:24 PM (rdVOm)
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192 heard about the "beautiful handmade lace tablecloth" that *this* contractor gave his GF, from "a job site" where he "found" it...
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:24 PM
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Tar and feathers.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:49 PM (rdVOm)
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Heh, no. Holmes at least was a competent builder.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:49 PM (rdVOm)
For being do it right, he sure didn't do his due diligence on that subdivision he endorsed.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 08:55 PM (uQesX)
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For being do it right, he sure didn't do his due diligence on that subdivision he endorsed.
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Oh? Didn't know about that. Just used to watch his show, back in the early '00s. Shame, he seemed to know his stuff.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:56 PM (rdVOm)
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Oh? Didn't know about that. Just used to watch his show, back in the early '00s. Shame, he seemed to know his stuff.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:56 PM (rdVOm)
Got sued by homeowners because of crap buildings. I'll look for the story.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 08:58 PM (uQesX)
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96 Pencils are great, but only the solid No. 2s. Mechanical pencils suck syphilitic donkey cock. Too damn brittle.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 06:47 PM (
A pencil skirt?
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 08:59 PM (KNKj1)
Better-- he was later busted for insurance fraud. Lost his biz.
Posted by: JQ
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Tar and feathers is too good for him...so is losing his biz...a filet lace tablecloth is priceless, what a fantastic gift to make and give...give me time, I'll come up with an appropriate punishment....
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 09:13 PM
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This is why you have to believe in karma or divine justice of some sort. Otherwise, evil is rewarded and unpunished.
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Heh. Mom is in heaven now. No idea where a-hole contractor may be now. Perhaps he's already gotten his *just desserts*
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 09:37 PM (rdVOm)
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Perhaps he's already gotten his *just desserts*
Posted by: JQ
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Well, if he has passed, I have no doubts he is now facing his "Just Desserts."
I would have loved to see your beautiful tablecloth. What a precious gift....
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I would have loved to see your beautiful tablecloth. What a precious gift....
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Not sure there are any photos of it.. If I do find any, will send to hobby TRex!
I *do* still have the pattern-- it was in a ww2 vintage (1943 I believe) crochet magazine of grandma's. I made notes, to rotate the main design on 2nd half, instead of just mirroring it like the pattern indicated. Complexity for fun! (yeah, I'm a bit craycray)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 09:51 PM (rdVOm)
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The first video is a very popular gardening channel, their property is totally 12 acres ( not all lit, they kept it to around the house this year) and no, they don't let the public in.
Their channel is outstanding if you love gardening; mainly ornamental, but she does plant vegetables and vine crops, has a small orchard.
I've been watching them since they lived in a duplex with a tiny backyard snd it's been fun watching them have such huge success! Good, down to Earth, church going couple, with a couple of cute kids, chickens and 2 cats. Her family owns a garden center and they are equally delightful.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2025 10:07 PM (Ezs10)
Ace of Spades Pet Thread, December 27
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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.
Would you like a treat?
Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.
Sending this on Christmas Eve. Hope all of you have a happy and merry holiday. This is a holiday image of our mated pair of Eclectus Parrots, Marley and Avery.
Regards, David
Delightful!
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Merry Christmas, KT.
Thanks for all your Saturday threads, always enjoy reading them.
Attached is a Christmas ornament of our doggo, Sadie - she crossed the rainbow bridge this year. Our first Christmas without her clawing at presents, trying to eat wrapping paper, and generally being chaotic - zooming around. She will be remembered.
Enjoy your Christmas,
scampydog
Awwww . . . .
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Here's a picture of The Boyz. Just enjoying winter here in Minnesota. We're fleeing the land of Tampon Tim for four months; going to Texas! Yeah baby!
From a longtime lurker: Tom H.
Great photo, great plan!
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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.
If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:
petmorons at protonmail dot com
Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 03:43 PM (Ia/+0)
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And everybody didn't seem to mind that the race was interrupted" Very cute video and thanks to all who sent their pictures in and to K.T. For posting them
Here's a nice story about a kind and generous donor who paid for all the vet emergency room
visits on Christmas Day:
https://tinyurl.com/yc69jsfc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 03:49 PM (rZCVI)
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Love the Pet Morons. That memorial ornament is a nice way to remember Sadie, scampydog.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 03:50 PM (rghSL)
Jasmine - Perched on a cat tree near my office window. Watching the squirrel frolic in the backyard.
Allie - Napping on my desk.
Penny - Napping on her pillow on my bed.
Hexie - Napping on her sofa in the sunroom.
Kaylee - Hanging out in a cubbyhole in my sunroom, watching the squirrels frolic in my backyard. One of them is almost as big as her.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 27, 2025 03:54 PM (ESVrU)
Your home seems to be nicely cat-equipped.
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 04:12 PM (RuTUS)
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Sister's dog had a most excellent Christmas. Not only did Santy Paws bring him a new tug-of-war toy (his absolute favorite game) he figured out it was the "inside" toy and not the raging armageddon he usually practices, so he was able to play a gentle round of tug-of-war with Grandma! A first ever! You could see this was The Best Day Ever in his eyes ...
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at December 27, 2025 04:12 PM (8ESfK)
Merry Christmas! I better get to see you in May 2026. It’s been too long, I miss you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 04:17 PM (IhIKR)
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I have made an appointment at the groomer for my cat. He's 9 months old and it will be his first time. He's 3/4 Maine Coon. Apparently they get oily coats which causes matting. He doesn't have any since I can brush him out but he'll look fluffier. I'm also getting the de-shedding treatment.
Buckley is also going to get the same treatments. He is difficult to wash and dry.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 27, 2025 04:18 PM (VCgbV)
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Have a feeling that James Dreyfus video is AI. Watching the first few seconds of the dog running behind the sign. Except it doesn't; final frames were of it fading out, instead of smoothly showing hindquarters. Could be real, but things 'teleporting' in video is a tell. Similar to that hedgehog video from this week, eating a cube of something. Cube is on the spoon (which looks a little odd), and then immediately in the hedgehog's mouth, no proper transition.
It's going to be a rough future. "Half of what you see," as they say about the grapevine.
Posted by: Another Anon at December 27, 2025 04:19 PM (4h45B)
We have two little dogs. Was the pup's first holiday, a few years for the older gal. Had a stocking of their toys, and we video them with said stocking. Sometimes squeezing at the squeakies inside, or lifting up to help them get their snoots within.
Little guy started getting excited at the scents of treats and toys. Older gal became possessive of "her" toy stocking.
She shoved her head on the top of the stocking and pressed down, "hugging" it closed. Wasn't going to let the puppersnapper get inside.
I hope we still have the video of it.
Posted by: Another Anon at December 27, 2025 04:23 PM (4h45B)
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according to the web the dog interupting ski race really happened, Dec 29, 2023 in Italy. Doesn't mean the video was 100% real, hard to tell with them cutting between the dog and the skiers and spectators laughing at the fun.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2025 04:31 PM (hhkIi)
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Lily has what I call her Voodoo Chicken, a little stuffed chicken that she drags over to her food bowl every morning to manifest her breakfast pâté. Sure enough, it appears by magic. That, and jumping on top of me.
Does anybody else have a pet that does this?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025 04:33 PM (kpS4V)
Yeah, I liked the video with the racing dog too. AI or not, I loved the speed he poured on toward and then away from the camera.
My own cat check:
Stirling: Was sleeping with me. followed me out into the living room and bumped me with his head, insistently enough that I knew he wanted some lap time. He curled up there -- but then started to think nipping my arm was part of the fun, so off my lap he went.
Little Dagny? No idea. She could be under the bed, in the bedroom window behind the drapes, or . . . Wait! I see her on the floor near the armchair. She's gray, and so is almost camouflaged in shadow. She has begun cooing at me when she walks across the bathroom counter, asking for the tap to be turned on: almost an "uruk, uruk" sound.
We left the wrapping paper from the Christmas presents scattered across the floor out here so they could play with the crinkly stuff. It's about time for me to gather it up and dispose of it. But Stirling is having fun pulling at a piece of ribbon, so maybe not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 04:33 PM (wzUl9)
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I am marveling at that picture of the Boyz Tom H. I'd expect the Boyz to have been tearing through the snow getting the scarves full of snow and ice before being ready to pose for a picture.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2025 04:36 PM (hhkIi)
27I have made an appointment at the groomer for my cat. He's 9 months old and it will be his first time. He's 3/4 Maine Coon. Apparently they get oily coats which causes matting. He doesn't have any since I can brush him out but he'll look fluffier. I'm also getting the de-shedding treatment.
Buckley is also going to get the same treatments. He is difficult to wash and dry.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 27, 2025
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I took His Lordship Arizona, who had most of the appearance traits of a Coon, to be groomed when he was about four. You'd have thought I was about to have him quartered and served for dinner. HIs hissing and growling was mostly bluff, and he did look much better afterward.
Over the years he had to be dipped for fleas, so he probably got groomed then. I trimmed knots out of his fur myself. Eventually he did get some bad ones, so he had to be shaved. The "lion cut," they called it. To me he looked more like the Taco Bell Chihuahua (a huge thirteen-pound version with a lion's face on top, that is).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 04:38 PM (wzUl9)
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I got Tux a heating pad the last year of his life. Never know what a critter is going to think of something bought for them, but he enjoyed it.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2025 04:40 PM (hhkIi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025 04:40 PM (kpS4V)
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My cat check:
Fanny asleep on my office chair.
Mr Trouble, outside somewhere in the back yard
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 27, 2025 04:40 PM (+mUZM)
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Eris,
Lucy the Fink will regularly bring her toys to the food dish to feed them. Her little mousies are baptized regularly.
It’s too methodical to dismiss as random. She loves her little babies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 04:42 PM (IhIKR)
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Apropos of cat issues: I have to change the litter box in a bit. I scoop it out, then pour all the remaining litter in to a double-bagged garbage bag. The pan gets rinsed twice in the bathtub, the filthy water going into a bucket; then the water gets dumped on the grass outside (isn't that good for grass?). Refill the pan with fresh litter. Finally, the part I really hate, toting the double-bagged old litter to the dumpster. That stuff is *heavy*. A fresh garbage bag goes into the pail.
Then, of course, because they have rushed to use the fresh box, I have to scoop that out too.
No wonder they think of us as servants or staff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 04:42 PM (wzUl9)
33Lucy the Fink will regularly bring her toys to the food dish to feed them. Her little mousies are baptized regularly.
It’s too methodical to dismiss as random. She loves her little babies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025
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None of my cats have ever done this. Toys like their little mice are to be savaged and "killed," not bathed or dunked.
Arizona did love playing roughly with the little stuffed Pegasus that he stole from Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 during his first year. Over the years he continued to play with it; I'd catch him in the living room tossing it around. He'd look like "Busted!" and march off with dignity . . . but then a month later I'd see him doing it again.
He's been gone since Nov. '99. The other cats have had no interest. But the Pegasus is still atop my bookcase.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 04:47 PM (wzUl9)
349 Taco Lion!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025
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Visitors always said Arizona looked like a lion instead of a tiger, despite his stripes (classic tabby, not mackerel). His orange color and full ruff probably contributed to that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 04:49 PM (wzUl9)
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Snowman kitteh looks exactly like my boy kitteh.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 04:50 PM (KDPiq)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 04:42 PM (wzUl9)
How often do you change all the litter instead of just adding litter?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 04:53 PM (KDPiq)
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I have three litter boxes for two cats. I clean the boxes twice a day. First thing in the morning and before I go to bed . I just add more litter and do a complete clean out maybe twice a year.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 04:56 PM (KDPiq)
38 How often do you change all the litter instead of just adding litter?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025
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Less often than I should. I guess about once every three weeks or so?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 04:57 PM (wzUl9)
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One of the four kittens brought by the little cat who came to demand food from DH is ready to adopt us but not to give up his relationship to other garden kitties. The others seem to be hiding right now (two have let us hold them in the past but seem to have been scared by something) and mama seems to go back and forth between our house and maybe where she was staying when the kittens were tiny.
Posted by: KT at December 27, 2025 04:59 PM (7vIsy)
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Here at Valhalla Estates the pet entertainment has mostly been the good, the bad, and the ugly faceoffs with a pair of red squirrels who think the bird feeders are theirs. The (dog) girls disagree. The doggie door is getting a serious workout.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 05:01 PM (6Bc88)
Posted by: KT at December 27, 2025 05:01 PM (7vIsy)
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So cute pets! Pits are such cute dogs. I wish idiot breeders hadn’t ruined them.
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 05:04 PM (aT5K/)
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31 Eris,
Lucy the Fink will regularly bring her toys to the food dish to feed them. Her little mousies are baptized regularly.
It’s too methodical to dismiss as random. She loves her little babies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 04:42 PM (IhIKR)
Our Newfoundland would do that with his toys - bring them to dinner, take them outside to potty, give them to me to look after if he needed some "me time." He would also arrange them according to size - usually smallest to largest. Never saw a dog do something like that, and found it a tad unsettling, but very very cute!
Posted by: moki at December 27, 2025 05:04 PM (wLjpr)
Lucy’s box gets scooped every morning. Entire box scoured and litter changed? Ummm. It’s been months.
Ooops.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 05:05 PM (IhIKR)
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Now feeding the stray cat who lives in the disused car wash two blocks from my house as I have done every night for the past two years and change.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 27, 2025 05:07 PM (MBqF+)
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I have made an appointment at the groomer for my cat. He's 9 months old and it will be his first time. He's 3/4 Maine Coon. Apparently they get oily coats which causes matting. He doesn't have any since I can brush him out but he'll look fluffier. I'm also getting the de-shedding treatment.
Buckley is also going to get the same treatments. He is difficult to wash and dry.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 27, 2025
I have never gotten my cats groomed (to include my pure bred Maine Coon), I just brushed them daily. I do get Saijo groomed monthly, though. It’s his spa day, with his little paws sugar scrubbed, nails done, bath and blow out. How ridiculous is that?
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 05:11 PM (p4NUW)
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Lucy’s box gets scooped every morning. Entire box scoured and litter changed? Ummm. It’s been months.
Ooops.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 05:05 PM (IhIKR)
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You are not alone...
Lucy’s box gets scooped every morning. Entire box scoured and litter changed? Ummm. It’s been months.
Ooops.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December
I scoop twice a day, throw the whole thing out and start over every 6 months. But my monsters use a tote box because they are too big even for the extra large litter boxes.
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 05:13 PM (aT5K/)
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Speaking of Changing the whole thing out, I will go to Target this week and get a Christmas colored tote box on clearance for their litter box change out. They won’t care if it’s green. 😂
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 05:15 PM (aT5K/)
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Yeah. I’m thinking the next time I get out, I’ll buy a new box and change it out.
But I hate creating all the plastic waste for the landfill. Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 05:17 PM (IhIKR)
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I only started dumping and bleaching the litterbox monthly when my cats were old and started having urinary problems.
On the plus side, visitors to my house said they couldn't tell there were cats without seeing one wandering around.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 27, 2025 05:18 PM (OWbpd)
52Lucy’s box gets scooped every morning. Entire box scoured and litter changed? Ummm. It’s been months.
Ooops.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025
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Yes, but you only have the one cat. My two weigh about twenty-four pounds between them, and seem to eliminate a pound of something that I scoop out every day.
My nose tells me when it's time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:19 PM (wzUl9)
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Our golden retriever, Chevy, passed over just three weeks ago, two weeks shy of his 13th birthday.
Part of our mourning was recognizing that our twin grandkids, at 10 months, would have no real memory of him. But the coolest moment of our entire Christmas was when they each received a small stuffed animal golden plushy toy, and they immediately broke into huge smiles and laughter and hugs and kisses.
They won't specifically remember him, but I believe they will have an automatic affection for these big loving pets.
Posted by: Half Dozen at December 27, 2025 05:26 PM (EYvpB)
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Anyone recognize the song accompanying the dog running down the ski slope? I don't know it, but elements sound like Queen.
Posted by: Ken at December 27, 2025 05:26 PM (ke69m)
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Dog on the slope! I repeat, there is a dog on the slope!
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 05:27 PM (LHPAg)
56 Anyone recognize the song accompanying the dog running down the ski slope? I don't know it, but elements sound like Queen.
Posted by: Ken at December 27, 2025
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I don't know it either, but it does sound like Mr. Mercury.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:30 PM (wzUl9)
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One of the interesting things I've noticed about my cats is they all know where their own feeding station is located. They seldom poach food from another kitty.
Hexie only eats from her food dishes in the kitchen.
Allie only eats from her food dishes in the library.
Jasmine and Penny only eat from their food dishes in the office.
Kaylee is the only wild card. She'll eat from whatever dish she can reach if she's hungry, but mostly eats in my office and in the living room.
Shirley cat is very old, skin and bones, and apparently had some episode 2 days ago that knocked her way down. Lethargic, no appetite, wonky right rear leg, beginning to wobble her head.
but not in apparent distress or losing control.
1.) Wait a night.
2.) take her to the emergency vet. She REALLY hates car rides otherwise we'd already be there.
She did go over to her chair to be picked up and put in bed again after I got her also hated leash on.
Posted by: DaveA at December 27, 2025 05:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 05:31 PM (LHPAg)
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Okay; the litter box is done and the double bag has been taken to the dumpster. I'll buy another 15-lb. jug of litter next time I'm at Walmart, and that will serve to add and refresh the current setup.
We are very lucky to have commercial litter, let alone the clumping stuff. Decades ago, I understand, you had to find an enamel pan and put shavings or sand, or shredded newspaper, in it. And without plastic bags, just paper bags from the grocery, cleanup would have been even harder.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:33 PM (wzUl9)
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Long time lurker, who might post once or twice a year.
I wait for the pet thread every Saturday. Brings joy to my life, and sometimes sadness and Remembrance of my pets who have gone on.
Currently I have Dante the 3rd. Third Rottweiler, and my sons dog Ari. She is a sweet joyful dog. My son is stationed overseas. First Christmas he was not able to come home.
Posted by: Idlan at December 27, 2025 05:35 PM (3UL4Q)
63 One of the interesting things I've noticed about my cats is they all know where their own feeding station is located. They seldom poach food from another kitty. . . .
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 27, 2025
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You're lucky. I feed Stirling atop the counter extension that flanks the kitchen sink, Dagny on the floor near the water fountain. But Stirling eats fast and is often down there to nudge Dagny away so he can take some of her portion. I have to give her a little extra dry food later to make it up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:36 PM (wzUl9)
While Daughter and her hub are in NY this week visiting his family for Christmas, we're dogsitting Chowie and Maya again. It's been mostly okay, except when they and Daisy our Madcap Malinois all start barking at once. It was a continuous cacophony on Christmas, but, fortunately, they seem to have worn themselves out and we got a good, interrupted night's sleep. Then they started up again today. They are so loud!
Son got the small, very short-haired Maya a nice little coat. Not needed today, but our 78° days end today, and Arctic conditions return tomorrow. (Daughter & SiL missed the whole Warmest Christmas evah ha ha.) MiladyJo got all three dogs new fluffy toys, in which they showed no interest, except Chowie, who swiftly disemboweled (disemstuffed?) one of them. They also got too many treats.
We're running them outside frequently these warm days, knowing it won't be as fun very soon.
Ony the old black cat has learned she doesn't need to put up with the dogs' $#!+ and doesn't just stay in the bedroom now. She will retreat, though, when GoodSon brings Jarl the Giant Malamute and Bandit the hyperactive Kelpie later.🐈⬛
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Currently I have Dante the 3rd. Third Rottweiler, and my sons dog Ari. She is a sweet joyful dog. My son is stationed overseas. First Christmas he was not able to come home.
Posted by: Idlan at December 27, 2025 05:35 PM (3UL4Q)
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Hi Idlan! De-lurk more often. Sorry that your son wasn't able to come home for Christmas. I know how that feels, especially the first time they miss. Having Ari with you is nice.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2025 05:40 PM (3ImbR)
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My son is stationed overseas. First Christmas he was not able to come home.
Posted by: Idlan
Hugs to you. Marine’s first thanksgiving and Christmas away were while he was at boot camp.
It’s hard. Many hugs for you.
And thank your for raising a son who wants to serve.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 05:42 PM (igX5u)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2025 05:42 PM (hhkIi)
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Hi Idlan! De-lurk more often. Sorry that your son wasn't able to come home for Christmas. I know how that feels, especially the first time they miss. Having Ari with you is nice.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2025 05:40 PM
Thanks, I did miss him a lot. He called and talked to me for over an hour. Very comforting. Ari's personality is joyous sunshine.
He is 14 hours ahead so it is hard for both of us to keep track of hours and days.
Posted by: Idlan at December 27, 2025 05:48 PM (Q+WF1)
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Mostly we text, and I send him regular pictures and videos of Ari.
Posted by: Idlan at December 27, 2025 05:49 PM (Q+WF1)
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Hugs to you. Marine’s first thanksgiving and Christmas away were while he was at boot camp.
It’s hard. Many hugs for you.
And thank your for raising a son who wants to serve.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 05:42 PM
You are very sweet.
Posted by: Idlan at December 27, 2025 05:52 PM (Q+WF1)
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Sounds like vestibular, similar to a stroke DMSO can help with that, even in an old cat.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 27, 2025 05:55 PM (+mUZM)
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Idlan, they sound like fun dogs.
Posted by: PaleRider at
They are great at keeping me busy.
The only problem with Ari is she "blows" her coat twice a year. Whit hair everywhere. Daily brushing and even pulling.. daily sweeping and vacuuming. But she is worth y.
Posted by: Idlan at December 27, 2025 05:56 PM (Q+WF1)
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nyone recognize the song accompanying the dog running down the ski slope? I don't know it, but elements sound like Queen.
Posted by: Ken at December 27, 2025
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I don't know it either, but it does sound like Mr. Mercury.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:30 PM (wzUl9)
Was also used in the zombie bar fight scene in Shaun Of The Dead.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 27, 2025 05:57 PM (5xuJ/)
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Was also used in the zombie bar fight scene in Shaun Of The Dead.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
Ha! What an awesome movie!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 06:04 PM (IhIKR)
Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, Dec. 27
These photos were not taken during the holidays, but I have been saving them for the holidays, because I think they fit. Don't you agree?
Howdy Katy,
4 out if 5 years I get no blooms, then only one. This year I got about 20 on 3 different plants.
May you and yours be well and prosperous.
Kindest regards
Bonecrusher
So striking! And nice arrangements of the plants.
Here are a couple of older close-ups:
Love them.
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You might consider leaving up some of your holiday decorations for New Years, or even changing them up a little for Valentines Day.
As for outdoor decorations, I can see taking down the snowman and some of the high decorations, but if you live where there is fog or other challenging weather, why not leave up some lights as guides for visitors a little later in the year? Why the rush to remove them all?
We have tons of inside and outside decorations. I take everything down after new year's, but I leave my tree up in the living room till Valentine's Day because it's basically silver red and white and I have a lot of heart decorations,etc.. I put on for Valentine's day pic.twitter.com/ak0HMft0Z8
Don in Kansas provides us with a lot of great plant information and photos, but he also posts other interesting content. During the holidays, perhaps we can think about musical "pastimes" to share and enjoy with others.
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Scott Joplin may be the most famous of the ragtime composers published by John Stark, but the others are well worth listening to (and playing, if you have the fingers), notably Joseph Lamb and James Scott. And Artie Matthews, who wrote five “pastimes” for piano.
Ensemble: Avatar Brass Quintet
Composer of the quintet arrangement: William Ryden
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Week in Review
What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, Dec 20 Any tips for easily cracking hazelnuts? (Squirrel nuts?)SEE RECIPE, COMMENT 4
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And how about some light in that Alaska darkness? It's now the Winter Solstice, after this photo was taken on or before December 13:
Notice the sun. It won't get higher than that until the end of January.
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Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee,
where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam
'round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold
seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he'd often say in his homely way
that "he'd sooner live in hell."
-- Bob Service
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2025 02:02
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I got the charmingly old fashioned Shumway's seed catalog the other day. I can picture Zeke and Clarabelle poring over it and pondering Georgia Rattlesnake watermelons, Colossal Giant Red mangelwurtzels, and Box Car Willie tomatoes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 20, 2025 02:04 PM
It's a fun catalog. Anybody else pondering catalogs?
I grew mangelwurtzels once. It wasn't a "giant", it was big (for a beet) and long like a fat carrot. Reputed to be a variety good for humans as well as cattle. Wasn't bad. Cooked up tender, verging toward potato from beet in texture, without a strong beet flavor.
Here's a thread on this veggie, with discussion of some literary works.
The mangelwurzel is a type of beet vegetable. Mangel comes from German “mangold” meaning "chard", and “wurzel” meaning "root". Another name for the mangelwurzel is "root of scarcity", derived from the word mangold’s similarity to another German word "mangeln" meaning "a lack of". pic.twitter.com/P5hjPnrSGH
I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.
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Posted by: KT at December 27, 2025 01:46 PM (7vIsy)
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Rain forecast for Southern California New years day. Isn't there a parade or something? Muhuhaha.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 27, 2025 01:46 PM (Kt19C)
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I was surprised that so many stories made reference to mangels.
Posted by: KT at December 27, 2025 01:47 PM (7vIsy)
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Tree came down yesterday. Wife says it's tradition. I know better than to challenge that. It's not but whatevs.
Posted by: Reforger at December 27, 2025 01:54 PM (EjADr)
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Christmas decorations stay up through Epiphany. I'd love to leave them up during the dark winter evenings, but I think it dilutes the celebration of Christmas.
Posted by: Emmie at December 27, 2025 01:54 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Case at December 27, 2025 01:56 PM (G1OIb)
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Used to have several cactus like the pictures but a nasty old landlord had them cut down. Bitch.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 27, 2025 02:01 PM (Kt19C)
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7 Christmas decorations stay up through Epiphany. I'd love to leave them up during the dark winter evenings, but I think it dilutes the celebration of Christmas.
Posted by: Emmie at December 27, 2025 01:54 PM (FMtrg)
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Agreed. 12th Night.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 27, 2025 02:03 PM (s0JqF)
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Christmas decorations stay up until Epiphany. I thought that’s what everyone did.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 02:11 PM (IhIKR)
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All Christmas decorations are taken down on Dec. 26th... We got in the habit of doing this because Our Daughters Birthday is December 29th..
Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2025 02:12 PM (VE6XX)
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My kid puts up our house lights, the high ones, on Thanksgiving and takes them down after Christmas Day, because that's when she's there, and I don't do ladder-and-roof stuff anymore. But our ground lights and decorations stay for the 12 days, and the artificial tree until we're tired of looking at it.
Posted by: MartynWW at December 27, 2025 02:14 PM (M9zxq)
Ends on Epiphany (Three Kings Day), January 6th. So keep those decorations and lights blazing!
Posted by: Beverly at December 27, 2025 02:18 PM (reMys)
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I take all my decorations down on New Year's Day.
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2025 02:19 PM (lJ0H4)
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Outdoor lights stay up until... the first dry & warmish day after Epiphany.
Tabletop tree stays there until whenever. Was there until March last time LOL.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 02:22 PM (rdVOm)
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Have never even *seen* a mangelwurzel. Wonder how they taste?
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 02:24 PM (rdVOm)
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I haven't killed my Kalanchoes or my Aglaonema emerald beauties yet so I've bought them a nice (I hope) lighted plant stand from Amazon.
The one purchased is good for 300 lbs, they say, and the other one I liked was good for 180 lbs. Haven't priced them before but most are under $100. Mine was $49? Bamworld
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 02:27 PM (9y1CY)
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In my family we leave the tree up until Epiphany.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 27, 2025 02:37 PM (U/j9n)
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Was out shoveling the ice off the driveway, could only get part done as bottom 1/2 isn't thawed at all
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 02:42 PM (Ia/+0)
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We didn't get the snow that was predicted for last night/this morning. Sure is cold, though. 32F and expect mid-20s overnight.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 02:53 PM (rdVOm)
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If there are gas line in your neighborhood the company may install a meter for free or at worst credit your usage to the fee.
Find a free lance (after hours) plumber to run a line.
One outlet and a blue flame space heater will make a big difference. Or splurge and get a ventless wall furnace.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 03:00 PM (9y1CY)
23I got the charmingly old fashioned Shumway's seed catalog the other day. I can picture Zeke and Clarabelle poring over it and pondering Georgia Rattlesnake watermelons, Colossal Giant Red mangelwurtzels, and Box Car Willie tomatoes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 20, 2025 02:04 PM
Shumway? Of the Melmac Shumways?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 27, 2025 03:07 PM (I/3sP)
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Snow, hail, and rain yesterday. Midwest living in all its glory!! Ergo, catalog daydreams.
Yes, I've left my tree up all year long, just swapping out holiday-specific decorations. I loved it, but now I have a lawless beast living on the premises, so it's a small table-top tree for me. I think I'll keep it up through Valentine's Day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025 03:13 PM (kpS4V)
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Haven't seen a mangel on the flesh, but read about them in novels. I think Tess had to dig mangels, or maybe swedes, in that depressing Hardy novel (I know, be more specific).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2025 03:16 PM (kpS4V)
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Find a free lance (after hours) plumber to run a line.
One outlet and a blue flame space heater will make a big difference. Or splurge and get a ventless wall furnace.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd
Have them put a T with shutoff (maybe outside just past the meter) after the small line that will the little has heater. Makes adding lines a lot easier.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 03:20 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 03:23 PM (LHPAg)
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I've grown mangels for feed and everything loves them. Goats eat the top half, chickens peck the leaves and pigs root up all of it. And mine were good sized.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 27, 2025 03:27 PM (+mUZM)
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I eventually learned that our night flowering cactus was supposedly pollinated by bats. Occasionally, we'd get a red fruit. Never saw a bat. It and another cactus were two of the few things I regret having to leave behind when moving back to Montana. The temps here are simply too extreme.
Posted by: STW at December 27, 2025 03:31 PM (kEfft)
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I'm at my mother's house and I found a potted orchid that is comically neglected. Sitting on a small table on the porch in direct, parching sun. Two bone-dry stems like extra-long chopsticks and a sad little card saying all it needs is 3 ice cubes a week. I see some green waaaayyy down at the base of a few stalks that are trying to happen. I took a picture and asked ChatGPT if it can survive. It says Yes, IF certain steps are followed. Well, I'm going to follow the steps. I've already started. Will report back weekly. Might even send photos, but I don't think red pills are quite what we're about here.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 03:31 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 03:42 PM (Ku1ge)
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From Boise area: lows 30-57 F, highs 43-61. It's been warmer than usual so far, but the temperatures are due to start dropping below freezing today.
I raked leaves this week. Husband did some mow-mulching. And it's been wet - not one flake of snow around here. At least there's some on the hills.
We brewed beer. We brewed hard cider. I made some lavender hand cream from scratch. So much excitement!
Posted by: Pat* at December 27, 2025 03:42 PM (KqoRw)
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From what I remember about eating the smaller orange mangels I grew, they were milder than beets, slightly sweet and needed butter or something else to go with them. Might be a choice for people who don't really like beets. The texture is more comparable to a parsnip than a beet, I think. But the variety I tried was on the bland side for a beet.
Baker Creek only sells the giant red ones, and says if you want to feed them to people, pick them when they are little. It recommends eating the young greens, too.
Posted by: KT at December 27, 2025 03:55 PM (7vIsy)
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"I'd love to leave them up during the dark winter evenings, but I think it dilutes the celebration of Christmas."
Jen Fuliwer: The President of my HOA came over and said "Jen, take down your Christmas lights."
These? These are my Lent lights. I leave off to signify the darkness of sin.
"Jen, we go to the same church. Take them down!"
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 04:02 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: KT at December 27, 2025 04:03 PM (7vIsy)
36 Bonecrusher, I LOVE your whatchacallems. I tried to get one to grow up a wall, and just as it was sinking some tendrils in, an unlikely La Nina windstorm blew the pot over. I'm trying again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 04:05 PM (n7rxJ)
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PS: I forgot about my amaryllis bulb. Its flower stem is practically growing as I watch.
Posted by: Pat* at December 27, 2025 08:12 PM (KqoRw)
Thread before the Gardening Thread, December 27 - Irony
John Stossel: People criticize capitalism. As a recent Axios-Generation poll found, “College students prefer socialism to capitalism.” Why? Because they believe absurd myths: Like the claim that the Soviet Union “wasn’t real socialism.” Socialism guru Noam Chomsky tells students that.
Irony!
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Oh the irony of the European censors, sanctioned for pressuring American tech platforms to censor speech under force of law, complaining about the sanction uncensored on @x, the very platform they most sought to censor.
One day last week I was walking down the street when a van with blacked-out windows pulled up to the curb. Three masked men jumped out and before I knew it they were bundling me into the back of the vehicle. They chloroformed me and for a while I was out.
When I came to, the van was pulling up to a building, a brand-new skyscraper with a Japanese name on the front that I didn’t catch. They hustled me into the building, which seemed deserted, and on to an elevator. We rode the elevator to the top floor.
I still had no idea what was going on, but when they headed for a flight of stairs that led to the roof, I realized that they intended to push me off. So I broke free and ran into a ventilator shaft. Miraculously, there was a semiautomatic pistol in the shaft, and I used it to dispatch the three ruffians.
Dazed, I rode back down the elevator and left the building, looking around for a likely spot to call an Uber. Suddenly the front doors to the building burst open and the leader of the gang stumbled out, firearm in hand. This time I took no chances and finished him off.
It was not until I got back to civilization that I realized what had happened. The purpose of my kidnapping was to enable Steve Hayward to stage a coup. While I was occupied, he seized control of Power Line’s back end and posted an unauthorized Week In Pictures. Why? To promote the heretical theory that Die Hard is a Christmas movie! . . .
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Music
A young entrepreneur: Experience the enchanting blend of Italian charm and global pop culture in my unique violin cover of Bella Ciao from La Casa de Papel (Money Heist). Recorded while riding a gondola through the historic canals of Venice, Italy, this performance captures the rebellious spirit of the iconic song and the timeless allure of Venetian landscapes.
Plays in tune, like a classical violinist, repetitive, like "global pop culture", I guess.
Venice looks nice there.
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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend. "The Holidays" are still upon us.
This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.
Serving your mid-day open thread needs
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Last week's thread, December 20, Getting what you ask for before Christmas, or not
Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.
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I demand that the DOJ release all files and information that hurts Trump and redact any information that may cause Democrats any Senate or House seats in 2026.
It's the only fair thing to do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Chuck Shumer at December 20, 2025 01:14 PM
Irony!
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Our son came home scowling from his first day of kindergarten. When I asked what was the matter he said, "I could do math all day, but I am not the coloring and pasting type."
Posted by: Wenda at December 20, 2025 01:22 PM
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'Just read in the NY Post that the Brown president makes $3.1m a year. Cut all student aid and that crap stops real quickly'
You don't feel that she's worth that much?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2025 01:24 PM
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:25 AM (77rzZ)
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Been doing that this morning, two missing socks and be damned if I can find them
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 11:25 AM (Ia/+0)
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Bill Clinton must really be enjoying his sudden return to national relevance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:25 AM (nWPIJ)
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Apparently some of the photos and texts with blacked out portions were released as PDF files, and it was discovered that if you open them in your app that allows you to edit them, you can just... remove the black outs!
Incredible stupidity on the part of the DOJ, or sneaksy sneaksy genius???
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:26 AM (aIUZW)
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7 Been doing that this morning, two missing socks and be damned if I can find them
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 11:25 AM (Ia/+0)
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If one of your spoons is missing we may have reached the End of Times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:26 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 11:26 AM (2WIwB)
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So, how about those Boomers?
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:25 AM (77rzZ)
WE DONE THAT ONE ALREADY!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:27 AM (aIUZW)
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Our son came home scowling from his first day of kindergarten. When I asked what was the matter he said, "I could do math all day, but I am not the coloring and pasting type."
Posted by: Wenda
Future engineer.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 11:28 AM (cYBz/)
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Gee, I hope this isn't a week-old thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:24 AM (nWPIJ)
If it is, then I slept through the week between Xmas and New Years.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:28 AM (aIUZW)
Funny. And the dryer is beeping... got to fold now.
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:28 AM (XuXeR)
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6 So, how about those Boomers?
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:25 AM
STOP IT!!!
Posted by: Person who's sick of it at December 27, 2025 11:28 AM (2Ez/1)
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When I went on a gondola ride the gondolier spent the entire trip on his phone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:28 AM (nWPIJ)
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Been doing that this morning, two missing socks and be damned if I can find them
Posted by: Skip
If they are from the same pair how would one even know?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 11:29 AM (cYBz/)
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two missing socks and be damned if I can find them"
Don't look, but there's amis matched pair over there...
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:29 AM (XuXeR)
20 Been doing that this morning, two missing socks and be damned if I can find them
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 11:25 AM
are you wearing socks right now?
mystery solved
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 11:29 AM (tljrc)
21
Quite a few pictures of Jeffrey Epstein in those Clinton files.
Posted by: Didja notice? at December 27, 2025 11:30 AM (2Ez/1)
22
Future engineer.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 11:28 AM (cYBz/)
I went to my first day of kindy garden. They gave us a box of crayons and paper, I dutifully colored. At the end of the day, I opened the lid to the desk, put them in, and went home.
Next day I came in... found out we did NOT get the same seats as the ones we left the afternoon before. I opened my desk, saw a bunch of broken crayons! Looked around... most of the other desks had broken crayons!!
I thought "You dirty, filthy heathen bastards!" That was my first exposure to the rest of humanity, and my view of you people has not changed since.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:31 AM (aIUZW)
23
In my family everyone does their own laundry. I Theo in a few things every few days as needed. Nice and easy.
My wife and kids wait until they’ve worn every last item they own and then spend the next 9 days doing laundry. And they will leave clothes in the dryer so the next person does a load opens up the dryer and goes ahh shit whose clothes are these? And then takes them out and puts them on a table somewhere. Where they stay for a day or two until the owner finally takes them.
It’s never ending and annoying as hell for me.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:32 AM (MvI35)
Posted by: doug at December 27, 2025 11:36 AM (Hy+R4)
33
“College students prefer socialism to capitalism.” Why?
Because they are lazy selfish shits who think they should be given everything.
- Occam
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:36 AM (/lPRQ)
34I don't get how some guys wear leather loafers without socks. It's unnatural, and your feet stick to the inside of them.
Maybe wash your feet once in a while?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 11:36 AM (ufSfZ)
35
I don't get how some guys wear leather loafers without socks"
*shrugs* Just a habit. Tho I do the sock over the liner bit with hey dudes...
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:37 AM (XuXeR)
36
Republicans screaming “you’re a socialist” doesn’t work anymore. The yuutes go yeah he is, and that’s a good thing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:37 AM (MvI35)
37
I don't get how some guys wear leather loafers without socks. It's unnatural, and your feet stick to the inside of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:34 AM (nWPIJ)
This seems like a dangerously divisive statement that might get us back into the generation wars.
I'm thinking of Grandpa Simpson saying something like "We wore pennies on the INSIDES of our loafers. Yes, our feet developed copper poisoning, but that was the style then!"
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:37 AM (aIUZW)
38
Young whippersnappers.” So, Millennials, right?"
Heh.
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:38 AM (XuXeR)
39
Because they are lazy selfish shits who think they should be given everything.
- Occam
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:36 AM (/lPRQ)
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"Because they're historical illiterates who have not the faintest understanding of human nature" would also have been acceptable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:38 AM (nWPIJ)
40
Maybe wash your feet once in a while?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 11:36 AM (ufSfZ)
We can't reach them anymore!
---Boomers
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:39 AM (aIUZW)
41
Real men wear shoes with laces. Like God intended. 😀
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:39 AM (MvI35)
42
This seems like a dangerously divisive statement that might get us back into the generation wars."
Well, I don't do socks with boat shoes, either...
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:39 AM (XuXeR)
43
I'm sure this isn't a new insight, but I'll bet Trump waffled on releasing the Epstein files as a way to get the Dems incandescently angry and DEMANDING that they be released, knowing all the time it would hurt the Dems almost exclusively.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 27, 2025 11:39 AM (Riz8t)
44
>>> Republicans screaming “you’re a socialist” doesn’t work anymore.
I can fix that.
Posted by: zombie Pinochet at December 27, 2025 11:39 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:40 AM (XuXeR)
50
Christina Paxson is another so called "elite" who produces nothing of value and gets innocent people killed all the while supporting every left wing, homo driven, terrorist inspired cause she can get her face in front of. Not bad for 3.1 million a year.
She should run for Congress or maybe start her own Rainbow Church.
Posted by: Just Another Asshole University President at December 27, 2025 11:41 AM (R/m4+)
51
Buck up! Kick yourself in the butt. Go take a bite outta life!
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If I can't reach my socks I'm sure as hell not kicking myself in the butt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:41 AM (nWPIJ)
52
Because they are lazy selfish shits who think they should be given everything.
- Occam
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:36 AM (/lPRQ)
"Because they're historical illiterates who have not the faintest understanding of human nature" would also have been acceptable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:38 AM (nWPIJ)
Could also be that kollej perfessers drill into their heads that corporatism and capitalism are the same thing, and the young heads full of mush absorb it without thinking.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:41 AM (aIUZW)
53
Apparently some of the photos and texts with blacked out portions were released as PDF files, and it was discovered that if you open them in your app that allows you to edit them, you can just... remove the black outs!
Incredible stupidity on the part of the DOJ, or sneaksy sneaksy genius???
Posted by: BurtTC
That was done about twenty years ago.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:41 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:43 AM (XuXeR)
56
I thought "You dirty, filthy heathen bastards!" That was my first exposure to the rest of humanity, and my view of you people has not changed since.
Posted by: BurtTC
Your first lesson in practical applications of socialism.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:43 AM (/lPRQ)
57
Speaking of Pinochet, One of his acolytes won the presidency in Chile ,last month.
Didn’t make much news here.
Decisive victory against a communist (literal communist running under the communist party banner). The media of course is horrified that a far RiGhT candidate won.
Milei in Argentina, this guy in Chile. South America may finally be getting its shit together.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:44 AM (MvI35)
58
Sneaky little bastards, those socks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 11:39 AM (NwnyJ)
I made the mistake of buying a six pack of blue socks with little designs on them. Each pair has its own unique design, slightly different from the other pairs.
When I put the laundry away, I can't see the difference, and end up wearing mismatched socks to work.
Does anyone but me notice? No, but I don't CARE what anybody but me notices or thinks, so it burns my britches.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:44 AM (aIUZW)
59
I hate tying shoe laces. What a freaking waste of time. I keep my laces tied all the time and just pull the shoes on over my feet.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
60
The next time Argentina decides to take the Falklands, I hope Trump backs them up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:45 AM (nWPIJ)
61
I remember my grandmother teaching me how to tie shoe laces, 4 or 5 maybe
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 11:46 AM (Ia/+0)
62
59 I hate tying shoe laces. What a freaking waste of time. I keep my laces tied all the time and just pull the shoes on over my feet.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
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Yooo hooo! Helloooo sailor!
Posted by: Velcro at December 27, 2025 11:46 AM (nWPIJ)
63 Laundry is insanely easy, the least onerous of household chores. Dusting is worse, scouring the bathroom is worse, cleaning the kitchen is worse. I don't understand why people hate throwing dirty clothes into a machine, pushing a button, getting them out clean (if damp) and rrpeating the button pushing to get them dry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 11:47 AM (n7rxJ)
64
That was done about twenty years ago.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:41 AM (/lPRQ)
You mean the files were created then?
Possibly. I don't know. Either way, some "funny" things are getting revealed... including the fact that the claim about redactions being to "protect the victims" is a lie. Many of the blackouts, when removed show the names/faces of perps.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:47 AM (aIUZW)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 27, 2025 11:48 AM (YlWIZ)
66
43 I'm sure this isn't a new insight, but I'll bet Trump waffled on releasing the Epstein files as a way to get the Dems incandescently angry and DEMANDING that they be released, knowing all the time it would hurt the Dems almost exclusively.
Posted by: Archimedes
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He has a way with people.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:49 AM (9y1CY)
67
Laundry is insanely easy, the least onerous of household chores. Dusting is worse, scouring the bathroom is worse, cleaning the kitchen is worse. I don't understand why people hate throwing dirty clothes into a machine, pushing a button, getting them out clean (if damp) and rrpeating the button pushing to get them dry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 11:47 AM (n7rxJ)
The folding and hanging up is the part people hate
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:49 AM (MvI35)
68
Your first lesson in practical applications of socialism.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:43 AM (/lPRQ)
I suppose, if we believe socialism is the natural order of things, and humans must be taught the value of respect for each other's property.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:49 AM (aIUZW)
69
I am disturbed the revelation that Hello Kitty is not a cat.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 11:50 AM (vFG9F)
70
I remember, when I was a small child, seeing my maternal grandmother washing clothes with a washboard and a roller, the latter attached to a huge tin or zinc bucket of soapy water. When our own overly high-tech washing machine broke down a few years ago, and it took a month to get parts, I seriously considered buying a washboard and a roller. We wound up just washing clothes in the bathtub.
Posted by: Paco at December 27, 2025 11:50 AM (2L+MU)
71
The folding and hanging up is the part people hate
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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In that case , I think the problem is people, not laundry
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 11:51 AM (n7rxJ)
72
Socialism will Never go away because it’s an easy sell. Hey buddy wanna do nothing all day and still get a bunch of things paid for by someone else? Vote for me and I’ll make that happen.
Hard to say no to that for a lot of people.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:51 AM (MvI35)
73
Possibly. I don't know. Either way, some "funny" things are getting revealed... including the fact that the claim about redactions being to "protect the victims" is a lie. Many of the blackouts, when removed show the names/faces of perps.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Trump said he doesn't like it that all of the files are being released. A lot of innocent people in those pictures. - Clinton, he's a big boy, he can handle it - but a lot of innocent people are going to be hurt.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:51 AM (9y1CY)
Possibly. I don't know. Either way, some "funny" things are getting revealed... including the fact that the claim about redactions being to "protect the victims" is a lie. Many of the blackouts, when removed show the names/faces of perps.
Posted by: BurtTC
No, some docs were being released with redactions and those with full feature Adobe editor could open them up and undo the edits.
Same with Barky's BC a few years later.
Your supposed to "flatten" those things out or print to a raster pdf file.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:53 AM (/lPRQ)
77
If I pour a jigger of Jack over my fruitcake, that's really drinking, is it?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:53 AM (9y1CY)
78Laundry is insanely easy, the least onerous of household chores. Dusting is worse, scouring the bathroom is worse, cleaning the kitchen is worse. I don't understand why people hate throwing dirty clothes into a machine, pushing a button, getting them out clean (if damp) and rrpeating the button pushing to get them dry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 11:47 AM (n7rxJ)
I dunno. I think vacuuming is up there near the top of the list of onerous chores.
Posted by: Paco at December 27, 2025 11:53 AM (2L+MU)
79
Trump said he doesn't like it that all of the files are being released. A lot of innocent people in those pictures. - Clinton, he's a big boy, he can handle it - but a lot of innocent people are going to be hurt.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:51 AM (9y1CY)
I dunno how innocent anyone posing with a 14 year old girl is.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:53 AM (MvI35)
80
Trump said he doesn't like it that all of the files are being released. A lot of innocent people in those pictures. - Clinton, he's a big boy, he can handle it - but a lot of innocent people are going to be hurt.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:51 AM (9y1CY)
It's bullshit. There are children, and adults. None of the adults are "innocent."
If you weren't having sex with the children, the fact that you socialized with Epstein shouldn't be a problem for you. Unless you were socializing him AFTER he was convicted the first time.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:54 AM (aIUZW)
81
I try to do my own laundry, but my wife tells me I just get in the way and take up space while she’s going through every piece of clothing treating it and examining it like she’s restoring the Shroud of Turin or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 11:55 AM (Ku1ge)
82
For Christmas this year I received mostly pairs of socks: Carhart's, Buck-ee's, and Duluth.
I live a charmed life.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 11:55 AM (cYBz/)
83
No, some docs were being released with redactions and those with full feature Adobe editor could open them up and undo the edits.
Same with Barky's BC a few years later.
Your supposed to "flatten" those things out or print to a raster pdf file.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:53 AM (/lPRQ)
Oh, I'm not looking it the specifics, just that files with blackouts can have the blackouts removed.
That's the fun part, to me. I'll leave it up to the tech wizards to do the work.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:56 AM (aIUZW)
84
My wife and I settled the household chores long ago: She washes the clothes and keeps the house tidy. I cook and grocery shop and do the dishes.
A match made in heaven.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 11:57 AM (cYBz/)
85
I'm sure this isn't a new insight, but I'll bet Trump waffled on releasing the Epstein files as a way to get the Dems incandescently angry and DEMANDING that they be released, knowing all the time it would hurt the Dems almost exclusively.
Posted by: Archimedes
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He has a way with people.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd
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When you figure their MO is to fight literally everything it is easier to manipulate them into an L Ambush.
Wish Team Trump worked this a little better on court side, but generally good so far. He has got them suing for the right to sexually mutilate children and mind-fuck them with drugs "for the children".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:57 AM (/lPRQ)
86
I try to do my own laundry, but my wife tells me I just get in the way and take up space while she’s going through every piece of clothing treating it and examining it like she’s restoring the Shroud of Turin or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 11:55 AM (Ku1ge)
Would a bottle of Oxyclean laundry spray remove the stains on the Shroud?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:58 AM (aIUZW)
87
“Innocent” in the Epstein files is like being caught at an illegal casino. And you’re like I was only there because they have free drinks, but I swear I didn’t gamble. In fact I hate gambling.
Yeah oooookkkk dude.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:58 AM (MvI35)
88
I like doing laundry. It curbs the notion that I should be doing something productive, and I can watch the game at the same time, and drink beer. Win, win, win.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 11:58 AM (0aYVJ)
89
Did you see the Gotcha Trump photo that was realeased with Trump posing with 7-8 young women whose faces were blacked out?
Turns out they were beauty contestants at a pageant and had nothing to do with Epstein files.
You can’t hate the press enough.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 11:59 AM (IhIKR)
90
I seriously considered buying a washboard and a roller. We wound up just washing clothes in the bathtub.
Posted by: Paco
I found a new plastic trash can and broom handle to slosh it around works pretty good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:59 AM (/lPRQ)
91 My choice of unpleasant chore was cleaning the kennel. Take out the bed, power wash the floor mats, scrub the water buckets. sweep, vacuum and wash the floor, then put everything back.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 12:00 PM (tgvbd)
92
I like doing laundry. It curbs the notion that I should be doing something productive, and I can watch the game at the same time, and drink beer. Win, win, win.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 27, 2025 11:58 AM (0aYVJ)
I just burn my clothes after wearing them.
Leaves no chance they'll find incriminating DNA.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 12:00 PM (aIUZW)
93
Laundry and leaves. With all the recent warm weather, my oak trees think it's early Spring and are dropping their leaves. After January and February, they'll drop 'em again.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 12:00 PM (wVcYX)
94
Israel has recognized Somaliland (the former British Somaliland) as an independent state, the first country to do so.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 12:01 PM (77rzZ)
Speaking of which, Sharron(willow's apprentice) is blocked from her vacation site.
She wants me to give her condolences to Hrothgar for Conor, and to S'puppy for his wife.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 27, 2025 12:01 PM (u82oZ)
96
Thx K.T.
I'm notable comment adjacent. I'm the one who posted about how much the Brown president made in the last comment. I feel strangely satisfied.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 12:01 PM (2vrAX)
97
I saw somewhere that you can rent clothes now. They are delivered to you wherever, home, work, on a trip, wherever you need to rent some clothes.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:02 PM (vFG9F)
98
Israel has recognized Somaliland (the former British Somaliland) as an independent state, the first country to do so.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 12:01 PM (77rzZ)
I still think they should relocate the Twins and Vikings out of there before it's too late.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 12:02 PM (aIUZW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 27, 2025 12:03 PM (O7YUW)
101
I saw somewhere that you can rent clothes now. They are delivered to you wherever, home, work, on a trip, wherever you need to rent some clothes.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:02 PM (vFG9F)
I don't mind wearing clothes more than once.
It's Eastern European supermodels I prefer to rent.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 12:04 PM (aIUZW)
102
>>> 60 The next time Argentina decides to take the FalklandsMalvinas, I hope Trump backs them up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 11:45 AM (nWPIJ)
He should issue an EO announcing the US will not support the UK in any effort to contest ownership.
"just a minor incursion"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 27, 2025 12:04 PM (ULPxl)
103
Coloring is annoying for color blind kids, so maybe it was that.
Since I'm fine in that regard I liked coloring books as a kid.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 12:04 PM (v0wa0)
104
Not just tuxes and such. Say you are on vacation and lose your luggage. You can rent a swimsuit and some Bermuda shorts and maybe a Hawaiian shirt and some flipflops.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:05 PM (vFG9F)
105
Look, the Democrats will win again. Probably in '26 and '28, maybe in the couple cycles after. But soon.
And once they have full control again, we get full-on authoritarian socialism. None of that pussy Euro stuff. This is America, and we'll go hard in the paint.
No ifs, ands, or buts about it. This WILL happen. Short of a couple d'etat in the intervening few years, the composition of our government and electorate demand this, and they'll get their way.
But, you can take cold comfort from a couple of things.
1.) This has to happen to force the collapse of our regime, because nobody on the Right is going to rein this in. It has to unwind of its own accord, and fall under its own grotesque, heaving bulk.
2.) While it's gonna totally suck for everyone, it always sucks twice as bad for the braying jackasses who wanted it most, because they're the ones who can't see it coming. They believe the lie, so its inevitable horrors are all the more horrible for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 12:05 PM (BI5O2)
Leaves no chance they'll find incriminating DNA.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 12:00 PM (aIUZW)
I remember now that paper clothes were going to become the next big thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 12:03 PM (wVcYX)
Pro tip: No velcro.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 12:05 PM (aIUZW)
107
I seriously considered buying a washboard and a roller. We wound up just washing clothes in the bathtub.
Posted by: Paco
I found a new plastic trash can and broom handle to slosh it around works pretty good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Do you folks not have laundromats where you live?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 12:05 PM (n7rxJ)
108
With all the problems Israel is dealing with right now is recognizing new countries really a priority?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:05 PM (MvI35)
109
The folding and hanging up is the part people hate
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:49 AM (MvI35)
What is this folding and hanging up thing of which you speak?
Posted by: El Slobbo at December 27, 2025 12:05 PM (5xuJ/)
110
>>>No, some docs were being released with redactions and those with full feature Adobe editor could open them up and undo the edits.
Same with Barky's BC a few years later.
Your supposed to "flatten" those things out or print to a raster pdf file.
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Let Elon's people get a hold of them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:06 PM (9y1CY)
111
I don't understand why people hate throwing dirty clothes into a machine, pushing a button, getting them out clean (if damp) and rrpeating the button pushing to get them dry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 11:47 AM (n7rxJ)
You should meet my wife. How dare you think you can just toss clothes into a machine?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 12:06 PM (Ku1ge)
112
@99/Count de Monet: "I remember now that paper clothes were going to become the next big thing."
Those were featured in "The Andromeda Strain" (1971).
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 27, 2025 12:07 PM (O7YUW)
113
OK, folks, I'm going to do some laundry and make lunch. Be back in a bit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 12:07 PM (ufSfZ)
114
The SDNY screwed there own Dem allies royally. They intentionally hid the 1m Epstein documents. Suddenly "discovering" them now will rip a lot of Dems apart. Their corruption and stupidity played into Trump's long game perfectly.
Oh and the lifers in the SDNY should be nuked from orbit just to make sure
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 12:07 PM (2vrAX)
115
Not just tuxes and such. Say you are on vacation and lose your luggage. You can rent a swimsuit and some Bermuda shorts and maybe a Hawaiian shirt and some flipflops.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:05 PM (vFG9F)
So you just replace your own funk, with someone else's funk.
Hey, that skidmark was in these drawers BEFORE I wore them!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 12:07 PM (aIUZW)
116
Once coming back from an international trip customs pulled me aside because they thought it that I was way way ahead of the pack, didn't stop for luggage. Carryon only.
Why travel so light?
Dude. They have these called "laundromats" over there, you drop your stuff off, you pick it up cleaned the next day.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 12:07 PM (/lPRQ)
117
My mom learnt about socialism when she bought a box of dark chocolates and her parents made her share with her brother.
I suppose the theory was that mom's money was the allowance from her parents. She still felt like she'd done the work of finding the chocolate (which wasn't always being sold there)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 12:08 PM (v0wa0)
118
Speaking of laundry, our fairly new washer ( maybe 3 yo) doesn't wang to spin out very well recently. Nothing clogged or anything. Seems to dump water spray at end it shouldn't be doing.
More a 1WP
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 12:09 PM (Ia/+0)
119
People will be pining for the good old days of Clinton or Biden. They were corrupt immoral assholes. But not socialist. Even though everyone screamed soCiaLisT at them.
The new crop of Democrats….those mother fuckers are the real deal.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:10 PM (MvI35)
120
Trump should recognize northern Mexico as a separate state just to peeve Sheinbaum. He could call it Tamaliland.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 12:10 PM (nWPIJ)
121
I found a new plastic trash can and broom handle to slosh it around works pretty good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Do you folks not have laundromats where you live?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone
I found the company better at the house.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 12:11 PM (/lPRQ)
122
Well. I just gotta say that is the most improbable story I've ever read.
Why? you ask.
Well. Because nobody ever leaves a pistol in a ventilator shaft. That's just dumb.
Sheesh!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 12:11 PM (2WIwB)
123
Do you folks not have laundromats where you live?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 12:05 PM (n7rxJ)
Last time I went to a laundromat I was in my early 20s.
So about 8 years ago?
Hah, I keed... but anyhoo, that's why you go into a decent profession and make some money, so you don't have to spend ANY time around other people's dirty laundry.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 12:11 PM (aIUZW)
124
Okay, time to dismantle weeks worth of accumulated Christmas decorations.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 12:12 PM (nWPIJ)
125
Israel recognizes Somaliland which is all Muslim ????
Posted by: MAC V SOG at December 27, 2025 12:13 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:13 PM (9y1CY)
127
111 I don't understand why people hate throwing dirty clothes into a machine, pushing a button, getting them out clean (if damp) and rrpeating the button pushing to get them dry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's
Because then you have to fold them, and put them away IN THE RIGHT DRAWER. This is tough stuff. Plus, you have to match all your leggings sets together. It’s awful.
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 12:14 PM (71y1j)
128
Well. I just gotta say that is the most improbable story I've ever read.
Why? you ask.
Well. Because nobody ever leaves a pistol in a ventilator shaft. That's just dumb.
Sheesh!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 12:11 PM (2WIwB)
Welllllll......
Posted by: Fired FBI agent at December 27, 2025 12:14 PM (5xuJ/)
Dude. They have these called "laundromats" over there, you drop your stuff off, you pick it up cleaned the next day.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 12:07 PM (/lPRQ)
Amen!!!
I laugh my ass of when I se people at thei airport with 2 or 3 massive suitcases. Families with 5 of them.
It’s like yeah you can wash clothes at your destination. Hell you can buy clothes there too and it’ll be cheaper than the cost of what you’re paying bag fees each way. It’s $70/bag for international flights, each way. And then lugging all that around everywhere you go. Crazy.
My family went on a 2 week European trip we each had a carry on.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:14 PM (MvI35)
130
Trump should recognize northern Mexico as a separate state just to peeve Sheinbaum. He could call it Tamaliland.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 12:10 PM (nWPIJ)
We already did that. In the 1840s. Called it something else though... another name that starts with a T.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 12:14 PM (aIUZW)
131Been doing that this morning, two missing socks and be damned if I can find them
Posted by: Skip
Personally, I try to buy all my socks the same color and style, that way I never miss one if it goes missing.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2025 12:14 PM (rbvCR)
I try, too, but often finding myself employing the Kris Kristofferson method -- I rummage through my closet to find my cleanest, dirty shirt.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 12:15 PM (Y1sOo)
133 Anyway, forget laundry: the dishwasher is broken at my mother's house (where I am thru early January) and it's paper and plastic until that thing is replaced.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 12:15 PM (n7rxJ)
134
During Desert Storm we did laundry by putting some water and a bit of detergent into a garbage bag, tying it off, and thrown it into the back of a truck. Told the driver to drive around for ten minutes. Then emptied the bags, a quick rinse and hung up to dry.
Voila!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 12:15 PM (2WIwB)
135
>>Oh and the lifers in the SDNY should be nuked from orbit just to make sure
The head of the FBI SDNY office was forced to retire early in the process because he was not turning over documents to Kash. Sounds like he was hiding a lot more than was previously known.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2025 12:16 PM (viF8m)
136
Plus, you have to match all your leggings sets together. It’s awful.
Posted by: Piper at December 27, 2025 12:14 PM (71y1j)
You match them?
I just throw them all in the crockpot together...
Oh, you said "leggings."
Nevermind.
Posted by: J. Dahmer at December 27, 2025 12:16 PM (aIUZW)
Islamic terrorist threats are forcing major cities to cancel New Year’s Eve celebrations.
Why are we living like this when we don’t have to? Get them all out.
X video: https://bit.ly/3LbaHjN
Heightened security in Chicago, New Orleans.
International cities cancelled NYE celebrations: Bali, Belgrade, Hong Kong, Jakarta, Monaco, Paris, Sydney, Tokyo.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 12:16 PM (P5BPp)
138
Ironing board girl is about to get something special in the next sock she grabs.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 27, 2025 12:16 PM (nljXp)
139
108 Somaliland is right across the Red Sea from Yemen and the Houthis. It’s important for Israel to have a presence there.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 12:17 PM (77rzZ)
140
My final thought on the boomer discussion earlier - my objection is the thought that the late boomers are the same as the early boomers. That’s saying that Led Zeppelin fans are the same as Peter Paul and Mary fans.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 12:18 PM (Ku1ge)
When [the Islamic] population reaches ten percent, radicals rise into key positions.
From there the domino effect begins with control domination and rule over nations.
It’s an existential threat rapidly unfolding across the West.
X video: https://bit.ly/49bW7R0
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 12:18 PM (P5BPp)
142
Is Somaliland that African country which is really run by a super corrupt leader who led a coup and then enriched himself while his people live in abject poverty?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:18 PM (MvI35)
143
I found a new plastic trash can and broom handle to slosh it around works pretty good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Do you folks not have laundromats where you live?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone
I found the company better at the house.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 12:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Some media sources suggest that young, shapely, half-dressed pretties might get stuck in the laundromat machine and ask for your help. They are so very grateful I'm informed.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 12:18 PM (wVcYX)
144 And once they have full control again, we get full-on authoritarian socialism. None of that pussy Euro stuff. This is America, and we'll go hard in the paint.
"Go hard in the paint" is a phrase popularized by the song "Hard in da Paint" by Waka Flocka Flame, which means to put in maximum effort or intensity in a situation, often in a competitive context.
Being an old person, I had to look that up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 12:19 PM (pkeXY)
145
Somaliland is right across the Red Sea from Yemen and the Houthis. It’s important for IsraelSOMEONE to have a presence there.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2025 12:19 PM (rbvCR)
146
120 Trump should recognize northern Mexico as a separate state just to peeve Sheinbaum. He could call it Tamaliland.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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When Texans were forming up for independence they sent two different delegations to Tamaulipas inviting them to join then the second one more demonstrative than the other on their need to join.
Their bad judgement.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:19 PM (9y1CY)
147
Islamic terrorist threats are forcing major cities to cancel New Year’s Eve celebrations.
Why are we living like this when we don’t have to? Get them all out.
X video: https://bit.ly/3LbaHjN
Heightened security in Chicago, New Orleans.
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This isn't an abundance of caution. This is surrendering. Fools.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 12:20 PM (2WIwB)
150Dude. They have these called "laundromats" over there, you drop your stuff off, you pick it up cleaned the next day.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 12:07 PM
JERRY: All right, I'm leaving. I going to the laundry.
KRAMER: Why don't you use the machines down in the basement?
JERRY: Fluff and fold. The only way to live. [snapping fingers in tune with words] I drop it off. I pick it up. It's a delight.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 12:21 PM (P5BPp)
151
Is Somaliland that African country which is really run by a super corrupt leader who led a coup and then enriched himself while his people live in abject poverty?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:18 PM (MvI35)
You're going to need to be more specific.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 12:21 PM (wVcYX)
152
145 Somaliland is right across the Red Sea from Yemen and the Houthis. It’s important for Israel SOMEONE to have a presence there.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Interesting. The Saudis are pressing at Yemen's eastern border right now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:21 PM (9y1CY)
153Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:18 PM (MvI35)
Are we just asking questions here, or are you actually wanting an answer?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2025 12:21 PM (rbvCR)
154
151 Is Somaliland that African country which is really run by a super corrupt leader who led a coup and then enriched himself while his people live in abject poverty?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:18 PM (MvI35)
You're going to need to be more specific.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 12:21 PM (wVcYX)
That was the joke. They’re all like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:22 PM (MvI35)
155
I think it is the 14 year olds that Trump might be trying to protect.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 12:23 PM (qFwJc)
156
That was the joke. They’re all like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:22 PM (MvI35)
Yeppers. ISWYDT
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 12:23 PM (wVcYX)
Did you know that a registered voter in MN can vouch for up to EIGHT other voters in their precinct?
No ID required. No proof of residency.
1 voter can vouch for 8 others.
Yes, this is the law & it’s directly on the MN SOS website
X image: https://bit.ly/4pj7UDp
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 12:24 PM (P5BPp)
162
"Somaliland is right across the Red Sea from Yemen and the Houthis."
Before oil, the Arabs used to go over and grab some folks to sell. They still would if they could.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:25 PM (vFG9F)
163 This isn't an abundance of caution. This is surrendering. Fools.
Posted by: Diogenes
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The only way to be safe is to eliminate the threat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2025 12:25 PM (XeU6L)
164
I always get that one confused with Swaziland.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 12:25 PM (qFwJc)
165
In the before times in MN that was probably legit. In a high trust society you can have people vouching for each other with no shady business.
With the new and improved Diverse America 2.0 not so much.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:26 PM (MvI35)
166I always get that one confused with Swaziland.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 12:25 PM (qFwJc)
That is where Makita sources their Swaz-alls
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2025 12:26 PM (rbvCR)
167164 I always get that one confused with Swaziland.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 12:25 PM (qFwJc)
Swaziland: Just like Dollywood, but with Patrick Swayze.
Posted by: Is this a thing? at December 27, 2025 12:27 PM (luNjk)
168
I thought that was Bongo-Bongo-Let’s all go to Minnesota land.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 12:27 PM (Ku1ge)
169
"Go hard in the paint" is a phrase popularized by the song "Hard in da Paint" by Waka Flocka Flame, which means to put in maximum effort or intensity in a situation, often in a competitive context.
Being an old person, I had to look that up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
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It means, play dress up. You know, like putting your makeup on before going on camera. In the paint.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:28 PM (9y1CY)
170With the new and improved Diverse America 2.0 not so much.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:26 PM (MvI35)
I have an idea, let's all talk about really divisive political crap that we have been fighting over for the last two weeks.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2025 12:28 PM (rbvCR)
171 I try, too, but often finding myself employing the Kris Kristofferson method -- I rummage through my closet to find my cleanest, dirty shirt.
Posted by: one hour sober
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Just pick one that passes the sniff test.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2025 12:28 PM (XeU6L)
172
Now that blue state mayors and governors are saying they will fight all ICE efforts, can red state governors do the same with IRS agents?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:28 PM (MvI35)
173
I thought that Trump goofed up talking about the Kansas City Chiefs being in Kansas.
Little did I know that they are moving to KCK.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 12:28 PM (qFwJc)
174"Go hard in the paint" is a phrase popularized by the song "Hard in da Paint" by Waka Flocka Flame, which means to put in maximum effort or intensity in a situation, often in a competitive context.
Being an old person, I had to look that up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 12:19 PM
I would have assumed "go hard in the paint" was referring to old school basketball. The paint is the area close to the basket where power forwards and centers used to dominate. And the Bad Boy Detroit Pistons used to beat the shit out of anyone who dared drive to the basket.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 12:28 PM (P5BPp)
175Islamic terrorist threats are forcing major cities to cancel New Year’s Eve celebrations.
Why are we living like this when we don’t have to?
You know why. We all know why.
Nobody wants to take the first step.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 12:29 PM (ufSfZ)
176
A search for Somaliland returns "The 10 Best Hotels - Somaliland - Incredibly Low Prices"
I bet. Actually I'm surprised there are 10 hotels in Somaliland.
It's across the Gulf of Aden. Red Sea adjacent.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:30 PM (vFG9F)
177
YD at 105, correct and awful to consider the death and misery on both sides.
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2025 12:30 PM (LHPAg)
178
I have more than two grades of laundry, okay? There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels. Okay? See? You hang this outside the window for twenty minutes... it's perfectly fine.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at December 27, 2025 12:30 PM (wVcYX)
179 Swaziland: Just like Dollywood, but with Patrick Swayze.
Posted by: Is this a thing?
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 12:31 PM (pkeXY)
180
I'm depressed enough, I don't want to add to it. Think I'll have some tea and relax. Might be back later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 12:31 PM (ufSfZ)
181In the before times in MN that was probably legit. In a high trust society you can have people vouching for each other with no shady business.
With the new and improved Diverse America 2.0 not so much.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:26 PM
Yep, this applies to probably a lot of laws all across the country.
And applies to the US Constitution as well. "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."
The USA stopped being a country with moral and religious people sometime around 2008 (or earlier).
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 12:32 PM (P5BPp)
182
160 >>Somaliland is right across the Red Sea from Yemen
Check your map.
Posted by: one hour sober
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Map checked and confirmed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:32 PM (9y1CY)
183
The Jewish mayor of Minneapolis told his Somali constituents, in Somali, that he will protect them from ICE. They’re around 10% of the population and already run things. Can’t wait to see what happens when they’re the majority.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:32 PM (MvI35)
184
Called it something else though... another name that starts with a T."
Ah, Buc-ee's?
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 12:33 PM (XuXeR)
185
Before oil, the Arabs used to go over and grab some folks to sell. They still would if they could.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:25 PM (vFG9F)
Now they’re all “WHERE DA WHITE WIMMINS AT?”
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 12:33 PM (Ku1ge)
186
>>Just pick one that passes the sniff test.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
A spray bottle of Fabreeze Fabric will take care of those problem areas, mainly the armpits.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 12:34 PM (Y1sOo)
187
My favorite part of it is the rationale in America.
In places like Russia or China, the benighted fools who demanded socialism did it because they were living under some very, very bad conditions, and they're leaders kept getting them into disastrous wars that caused widespread misery at home.
Here, people are upset about the general lack of opportunities for younger people - this is of course a gross simplification, but it boils down to "I'll never be able to afford a house!"
Imagine their shock when the new masters to whom they went begging tell them "SURPRISE, BITCHES! Guess what? You're not getting a house. You're staying in that apartment. And say hello to your five new roommates. They're vagrants and Aztecs, 4MuhJusticez. We're building socialism, not housing stock, here."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 12:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 12:34 PM (77rzZ)
189
KT, the lead-off pic is Existentially Perfect … Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Dr_No at December 27, 2025 12:34 PM (ayRl+)
190
Yep, this applies to probably a lot of laws all across the country.
And applies to the US Constitution as well. "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."
The USA stopped being a country with moral and religious people sometime around 2008 (or earlier).
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 12:32 PM (P5BPp)
Look at some thing like driving. People from 3rd world countries don't follow traffic laws. Red light? Eh suggestions. Turn signals? What’s that. License and registration and insurance? lol. Who’s stupid to pay money for those?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:35 PM (MvI35)
191
Plus, you have to match all your leggings sets together. It’s awful.
Posted by: Piper
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Yeah, it's like playing Concentration. It's fun!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 27, 2025 12:36 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 12:36 PM (Y1sOo)
193
12 'So, how about those Boomers?
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:25 AM (77rzZ)
WE DONE THAT ONE ALREADY!'
Was someone criticizing the boomers earlier?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 27, 2025 12:36 PM (fd80v)
194
62 59 I hate tying shoe laces. What a freaking waste of time. I keep my laces tied all the time and just pull the shoes on over my feet.
Posted by: Bulg
Please, Sir, the FWP Thread is at 2PM EST tomorrow.
Posted by: Shiftless Sam at December 27, 2025 12:37 PM (oftw2)
195
Wanna know which country does NOT have any terrorist threats this holiday season? El Salvador, that’s who.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 12:37 PM (Ku1ge)
When the snow lay round about,
deep and crisp and even
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 12:38 PM (pkeXY)
197
195 Wanna know which country does NOT have any terrorist threats this holiday season? El Salvador, that’s who.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 12:37 PM (Ku1ge)
Awful isn’t it?
- 60 Minutes
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:38 PM (MvI35)
1989 Apparently some of the photos and texts with blacked out portions were released as PDF files, and it was discovered that if you open them in your app that allows you to edit them, you can just... remove the black outs!
Incredible stupidity on the part of the DOJ, or sneaksy sneaksy genius???
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:26 AM (aIUZW)
Gross incompetence — by either the grunts who were tasked by their supervisor(s) to make the redactions, or both. I create flattened pdfs that are also password protected from editing everyday in my job. It is a simple process. Even if they were in a hurry due to the idiotic deadline, there is just no excuse.
Posted by: goozer at December 27, 2025 12:40 PM (BAs8w)
199
>>>This is not new, is this a new push? I am not up on these areas.
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I read it yesterday or day before. But, recently, X'ers and MSM have been running old stories that fit a current narrative. So, can't say with certainty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:41 PM (9y1CY)
200
Great video by a young independent reporter Nick Shirley. He drives around Minneapolis with a guy, Dave, who has done massive work over years on the Somali fraud ihappening there. They go into multiple daycare center, home health care businesses and autism centers.
They never see any kids, no playgrounds, window blacked out. When they do get into the premises, the sSomalis their either shut them down, threaten them, get trespassed by by Minneapolis police, get called ICE, or call them racists after the Somalis tell them they are scared of them because they are white.
He tallies $111Million in fraud in just the ones he visits, based on State records showing the names and addresses of the locations he films.
Gutsy. The Somalis are belligerent. He now has to have private security. Dave, the researcher, has been knifed and beaten up during his research.
The end the video with in interview with a dem rep from Minnesota, who says Trump is responsible for Medicare fraud. Huh?
Just a giant shit show.
Posted by: Derak at December 27, 2025 12:41 PM (JQ2/i)
201
The best part of the days between Christmas and New Year’s is we don’t have “da grownups” who have never been to church, lecturing us on the true meaning of Christmas.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 27, 2025 12:42 PM (zqeQL)
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197 195 Wanna know which country does NOT have any terrorist threats this holiday season? El Salvador, that’s who.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Yoo Hoo, waves at Tom.
_Poland & Hungary
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:43 PM (9y1CY)
203
We have a fairly new washing machine that does not have an agitator . The clothes come out looking as if they just played a demonic game of laundry twister. I have to pull them apart before putting them in the dryer.
Posted by: RetSgtRN at December 27, 2025 12:43 PM (Xu3n7)
204 I'm seeing the awful reiner family is blaming everyone except the murderer. I think they're blaming the rehab facilities, and probably blaming the doctors who prescribed him drugs.
But they really should be blaming rob reiner, and conan obrien.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 27, 2025 12:45 PM (jGOa6)
205
A favorite Somali scam is run a restaurant and a “supermarket” side by side. Then use food stamps to buy food from your store used in the restaurant next door.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:46 PM (MvI35)
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:46 PM (vFG9F)
207 Don't feel bad. The reiner's Christmas wasn't ruined. They don't believe in the Baby Jesus.
The reiners are soulless heathens.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 27, 2025 12:46 PM (jGOa6)
208
But they really should be blaming rob reiner, and conan obrien.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 27, 2025 12:45 PM (jGOa6
Why Conan?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 12:47 PM (BI5O2)
209
Somaliland has been separate since the early 90s, just not recognized as independent. There was a large massacre there in the 80s carried out by the government of Siad Barre in Mogadishu. Ilhan Omar's father was involved.
US should recognize it also, at the very least to piss off all the Somali thieves here. As folks here have noted it's on a strategic spot
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 12:47 PM (2vrAX)
210
Gutsy. The Somalis are belligerent. He now has to have private security. Dave, the researcher, has been knifed and beaten up during his research.
Hope and Change Baby! Your welcome!
Posted by: Barack Obama, Let Me Be Clear at December 27, 2025 12:47 PM (R/m4+)
Let's not tell Braenyard
Posted by: one hour sober
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Psst. One can draw straight line from Somalia to Yemen without cross any other geographical boundary.
The closest point between the two countries is only about 20 miles (32 kilometers) apart at their narrowest point, specifically between the coast of Somalia and the island of Perim, which lies off the coast of Yemen
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:47 PM (9y1CY)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 27, 2025 12:48 PM (fd80v)
213We have a fairly new washing machine that does not have an agitator . The clothes come out looking as if they just played a demonic game of laundry twister. I have to pull them apart before putting them in the dryer.
Posted by: RetSgtRN at December 27, 2025 12:43 PM
I was once traded for the Flint Tropics' washing machine.
YouTube: https://bit.ly/3L0zfw1
Posted by: Ed Monix at December 27, 2025 12:48 PM (P5BPp)
214
I'm seeing the awful reiner family is blaming everyone except the murderer. I think they're blaming the rehab facilities, and probably blaming the doctors who prescribed him drugs.
But they really should be blaming rob reiner, and conan obrien.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 27, 2025 12:45 PM (jGOa6)
The kid was almost certainly sexually abused by either his parents or the circles they ran in.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:48 PM (MvI35)
215
Somalians came here long before Obama. He accelerated it but by no means started the party.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:49 PM (MvI35)
216
Corey Feldman was one of the stars in the Reiner film "stand by me".
If I recall, wasn't he screaming about Hollywood pedophiles and what he'd been subjected to?
Posted by: Derak at December 27, 2025 12:50 PM (JQ2/i)
217
>>>Psst. One can draw straight line from Somalia to Yemen without cross any other geographical boundary.
OK, boomer
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 12:51 PM (Y1sOo)
218
201 The best part of the days between Christmas and New Year’s is we don’t have “da grownups” who have never been to church, lecturing us on the true meaning of Christmas.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 27, 2025 12:42 PM (zqeQL)
Politico’s European branch put out a somewhat amusing op/ed piece this week saying that Extreme Right Wing politicians were trying to take over Christmas in Europe, by claiming that it was a Christian holiday or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 12:51 PM (Ku1ge)
219
I do my own laundry. Mrs B does hers. Her laundry has a long laundry list of instructions and requirements that would rival anything coming out of NASA. You need to use this cycle for these, that cycle for those, this soap for that, etc.Things just don't into the dryer either, nooooo. These get hung after this many minutes in, then these after that many minutes, and this temperature.... I don't get involved.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 12:52 PM (snZF9)
220
Article at American Thinker on Reiner family as a micro- micro of Oregon
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 12:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 27, 2025 12:54 PM (jc0TO)
222
I don’t get why Hollywood types have kids in the first place. They hate the idea of a nuclear family and according to them the worst thing in the world for a woman is to be a mother. Abortion is the most sacred thing a leftist can have.
So why bother?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:54 PM (MvI35)
223
Conan O’Brien gets the criticism because apparently the Final Countdown started during a big fight between them all at Conan O’Brien’s house, at a party he was having for his friends, and Conan convinced them all that they didn’t need to call the police, they should all just go home and sleep it off.
Apparently some things like “I’m gonna kill you!” were said.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 12:54 PM (Ku1ge)
224 Apparently some things like “I’m gonna kill you!” were said.
Aww, that's normal. That's just how kids tell their hollywood celery parents 'I love you.'
Posted by: Conan OBrian at December 27, 2025 12:57 PM (jGOa6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 12:57 PM (9y1CY)
226
"Under the Constitution of Somaliland, Islam is the state religion, and no laws may violate the principles of Sharia. The promotion of any religion other than Islam is illegal, and the state promotes Islamic tenets and discourages behaviour contrary to "Islamic morals".
Sounds diverse, don't it?
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:57 PM (vFG9F)
227 Article at American Thinker on Reiner family as a micro- micro of Oregon
Posted by: Skip
Oregon?
Sounds intriguing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 12:58 PM (jGOa6)
228
Whelp.... the outside Christmas lights are down and packed up. Bitter cold is forecast for the next week - ten days so I figured it would be prudent to go ahead and put the away.
Grabbed what a thought was a seltzer water, and it wasn't. It was an "infused" berry flavored "hard" water my wife bought but didn't care for.
Pleasantly surprised. And a little sleepy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 12:58 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 01:00 PM (jGOa6)
231
I start filling the machine and hold a handful of detergent under the incoming water making sure it dissolves well. Then clothes in the tub, all knobs set at Max. Close the lid and come back in here.
Hopefully I remember to take them out before they mildew.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 01:02 PM (9y1CY)
232 A "big" story yesterday was Amazon Prime supposebly editing out a Pottersville scene out of their stream of "It's A Wonderful Life."
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 01:03 PM (jGOa6)
233
232
'A "big" story yesterday was Amazon Prime supposebly editing out a Pottersville scene out of their stream of "It's A Wonderful Life."'
It must have saved some time. That's about the last third of the movie.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 27, 2025 01:04 PM (fd80v)
234
>>I start filling the machine and hold a handful of detergent under the incoming water making sure it dissolves well. Then clothes in the tub, all knobs set at Max. Close the lid and come back in here.
If you lived in Somaliland, you could just walk to the coast and dunk them in the Red Sea.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 01:05 PM (Y1sOo)
235 .... I don't get involved.
Posted by: Berserker
I learned laundry in the Army. Pile it all in at the same time, it's OD green and won't mess up the other OD green stuff. Load it up. Wash it all in whatever setting was last used, it don't matter. Dry it u til it's no lo ger wet.
Iron the uniforms, roll the t-shirts, roll the socks. Put it all away so the platoon sergeant doesn't crawl up my ass for a messy barracks room. Easy peasy.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2025 01:05 PM (QVxot)
236
There was too much light reflecting off of the woman's chest. I bet there were x-rays coming out.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 27, 2025 01:05 PM (EyfuW)
237
217 >>>Psst. One can draw straight line from Somalia to Yemen without cross any other geographical boundary.
OK, boomer
Posted by: one hour sober
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If I were a bomber pilot flying from Somalia to bomb Yemen the last thing I would give a shit about is the name of the body of water between myself the the goal. Only a pedant would care.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 01:05 PM (9y1CY)
238 haitians "wash" their clothes in the same streams they poop in
Deport!
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 01:06 PM (jGOa6)
239
>>If I were a bomber pilot flying from Somalia to bomb Yemen the last thing I would give a shit about is the name of the body of water between myself the the goal. Only a pedant would care.
OK, boomer
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 01:07 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 27, 2025 01:09 PM (EyfuW)
241
So I got a roomba type vacuum for the wife for Christmas. (she asked for it, not like when I gave her a dustbuster unasked)
It's charging now but, it wants access to my local network to get to my iPhone for programming.
This bugs me. Bluetooth out to be enough.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 27, 2025 01:10 PM (jc0TO)
242
I learned laundry in the Army. Pile it all in at the same time, it's OD green and won't mess up the other OD green stuff. Load it up. Wash it all in whatever setting was last used, it don't matter. Dry it u til it's no lo ger wet.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2025 01:05 PM (QVxot)
Thats my method. Everything that isn't white in one load, use the beat the shit out of it cycle, toss into the drier until it goes radioactive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 01:10 PM (snZF9)
Follow up...that's why and how Bif gets out of laundry detail at home with Smash. Don't want your crisp white cotton do bok washed with the blue bath towels.....don't ask Bif to do the laundry.
I'll help fold though, mainly so I can get all static electricity charged up and zap Smash when I hand her a t-shirt to OCD fold on the little hinged t-shirt folding board she uses.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2025 01:11 PM (QVxot)
RAIR Foundation USA has confirmed that Islamic schools in Texas tied to Hamed Ghazali are actively positioning themselves to receive Texas taxpayer funds through the state’s new school-choice program.
Hamed Ghazali is not a minor figure in Islamic education.
He is explicitly named in the Muslim Brotherhood’s 1991 Explanatory Memorandum, a document introduced as evidence in the Holy Land Foundation terrorism-financing case.
That memorandum outlines a long-term strategy to build influence in the West through institutions, with education as a central pillar.
That same education network is now preparing to access Texas taxpayer-funded programs.
X video: https://bit.ly/4atGoiK
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 01:15 PM (P5BPp)
252
This bugs me. Bluetooth out to be enough.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 27, 2025 01:10 PM
No it won't be unless you have, or get a cat
Roombas and cats are a pair for comedy
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 01:15 PM (Ia/+0)
253
"Under the Constitution of Somaliland, Islam is the state religion, and no laws may violate the principles of Sharia. The promotion of any religion other than Islam is illegal, and the state promotes Islamic tenets and discourages behaviour contrary to "Islamic morals".
Sounds diverse, don't it?
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 12:57 PM (vFG9F)
Of all the things I should be made to care about, in this great big beautiful world of ours, somewhere waaaaay down near the bottom of the list, will be what government the nation of Somaliland has, or who might be oppressing whom there.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 01:15 PM (aIUZW)
254Incredible stupidity on the part of the DOJ, or sneaksy sneaksy genius???
That's such a well known "mistake" that it's likely intentional. Also pointing that way? None of the redactions had anything negative on Trump. Dems initially lept on the unredacted letter from the kook (the one with "Trump also likes them nubile" or whatever) that said Trump rapes everything that moves. But it also said in the redactions that Hillary was behind the Oklahoma City bombing.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 27, 2025 01:16 PM (QZThv)
255
I should go get gas in truck, coming home last night in a vertual ice storm was on fumes and forgot my wallet so couldn't get gas
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 01:17 PM (Ia/+0)
256
I'm shooting from the hip here...
but I gather that the Somalis deliver their community in block votes. Get the head tribal warlord, you get the whole tribe vote.
Easy bribery situation for the elected govt folk. Easy campaigning.
I could be not quite accurate but that's what I'm picking up from various stories.
Posted by: Derak at December 27, 2025 01:18 PM (JQ2/i)
257 It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy that Trump played the Donks into insisting he release all the eastern files implicating themselves.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2025 01:18 PM (QVxot)
258
Madden was quite rational, can't imagine Cage playing him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 01:20 PM (9y1CY)
73% of children in Brussels, the capital of Europe, are not European!
The Great Replacement has already happened.
X: https://bit.ly/44GmZre
People tend to not care about the fall of Europe to Islam. But considering France and the UK have nuclear weapons... and Belgium, Germany, Italy, Netherlands and Turkey have USA's tactical nuclear gravity bombs, everyone should care that a totalitarian death cult hell-bent on world domination and subjugation will soon have control of all these weapons.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 01:21 PM (P5BPp)
260
But it also said in the redactions that Hillary was behind the Oklahoma City bombing.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 27, 2025 01:16 PM (QZThv)
I thought everyone knew that already.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 01:21 PM (mNhIh)
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257
'It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy that Trump played the Donks'
I used to feel the same way but if it doesn't put a 'Rat in jail I don't really feel like we gained anything.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 27, 2025 01:22 PM (fd80v)
262
Somalis aren't the only ones who vote as their leader tells them. In New Square, NY, when Hillary was carpetbagging her way to the Senate, she promised something to the Hasidic community and the Rebbe told them all to vote for her. The village results were 1,008 to 7.
Posted by: Votes For Sale Or Rent at December 27, 2025 01:23 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 01:24 PM (Ia/+0)
265In New Square, NY, when Hillary was carpetbagging her way to the Senate, she promised something to the Hasidic community and the Rebbe told them all to vote for her. The village results were 1,008 to 7.
You actually think NY voting results aren't pre-determined by the DNC?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 27, 2025 01:24 PM (QZThv)
266
Today is our formal-present-opening Christmas with all of the kiddos home for the night. It's officially the third day of Christmas but it's the number 1 day for me.
Posted by: LASue at December 27, 2025 01:25 PM (UwBs6)
267
63 Laundry is insanely easy, the least onerous of household chores. Dusting is worse, scouring the bathroom is worse, cleaning the kitchen is worse. I don't understand why people hate throwing dirty clothes into a machine, pushing a button, getting them out clean (if damp) and rrpeating the button pushing to get them dry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone
Did you deliberately ignore the sorting, folding and putting away part, or was this an innocent oversight?
Posted by: From about That Time at December 27, 2025 01:26 PM (sl73Y)
268 People tend to not care about the fall of Europe to Islam. But considering France and the UK have nuclear weapons... and Belgium, Germany, Italy, Netherlands and Turkey have USA's tactical nuclear gravity bombs, everyone should care that a totalitarian death cult hell-bent on world domination and subjugation will soon have control of all these weapons.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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That's scarier than cold war Soviet. We knew the Soviets were not suicidal. We know that these Nutjobs are.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 01:27 PM (9y1CY)
269
>>@Breaking911
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey warns that continued ICE operations in the city could lead to ICE agents getting killed.
Bizarre to be living in a time where an elected official warns that if federal law enforcement enforces the law they could be murdered. Democrats can't win elections without the votes of illegals.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2025 01:27 PM (viF8m)
270
what government the nation of Somaliland has, or who might be oppressing whom there.
Posted by: BurtTC
Didja see this about Ilhan Omar's daddy?
As Israel recognizes Somaliland today, we should also recognize Nur Omar Mohamed, a colonel in the military regime of Siad Barre, which committed the Isaaq genocide in Somaliland.
200,000 systemically slaughtered.
Here's a photo of him with his daughter, Ilhan Omar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2025 01:28 PM (L/fGl)
271
I'll tell you what. I was just looking the other day and Mogdishu has come a long way since I was there in 93 and 94. Victory Base, where I lived, was way outside the city and now is covered in houses. Took me a while to figure out where it was. I suspect a lot of graft money built those houses. And I mean a LOT of money.
Posted by: Reforger at December 27, 2025 01:28 PM (EjADr)
Posted by: Case at December 27, 2025 01:28 PM (G1OIb)
273
A o Minneapolis has ddclared war on the Federal Government,
Better man the perimeter with Somalians, oh and may want to get AKs for them, go with what they know.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 01:28 PM (Ia/+0)
274
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey warns that continued ICE operations in the city could lead to ICE agents getting killed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice
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And that's when Trump sends in the Marines.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 01:28 PM (9y1CY)
The radical left has been using fraudulent government programs for a long time to import and retain vast numbers of illegal (and legal, in some cases) immigrants to win elections and turn America into a single-party state, destroying any real democracy.
The more you look at it, the more you will be horrified at what your tax money is doing and the fact that, if this is not reversed, your vote will mean nothing.
The most obvious case example is the Somali voting bloc in Minnesota, a state that historically had zero Somalis, electing Ilhan Omar to the US Congress.
The same is happening in Europe, UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
X: https://bit.ly/3YbelgL
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 01:28 PM (P5BPp)
276
You actually think NY voting results aren't pre-determined by the DNC?
Posted by: Ian S.
Mostly, but Pataki won as governor and Guiliani won as mayor in the not-too-distant past.
Posted by: Votes For Sale at December 27, 2025 01:28 PM (oftw2)
277Mostly, but Pataki won as governor and Guiliani won as mayor in the not-too-distant past.
Guiliani's effectiveness is why they finally slammed the door shut. It's been all Dems and squishes ever since.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 27, 2025 01:30 PM (QZThv)
278
I suspect a lot of graft money built those houses. And I mean a LOT of money.
Posted by: Reforger
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Search Assist
The United States has provided over $2.5 billion in security assistance to Somalia between 2010 and 2020, and in fiscal year 2024, it obligated about $765.2 million in aid. Overall, the total aid given to Somalia over the years is substantial, but specific cumulative figures may var
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 01:32 PM (9y1CY)
279
When the kids were little, our name for the perpetual laundry pile was Mt. Washmore.
Posted by: Frankie at December 27, 2025 01:32 PM (medbw)
280
Ileep bringing up these programs shoveling money to Somalians isn't some inhumane machine, its a well funded, paid Bureaucracy shoveling that cash
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 01:34 PM (Ia/+0)
281
Laundry is so easy a child can do it. I know, because I turned it over to my kids while they were in grade school.
Think about it: you can throw something down the stairs and it won't break. Extra points if you happens to land on the dog.
One of my kids did the folding thing. The other learned that if he wore his clean shirt inside out, as he had taken it off, the next time he took it off it would be right side out again.
Posted by: Wenda at December 27, 2025 01:34 PM (FRS+s)
282
"Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey warns that continued ICE operations in the city could lead to ICE agents getting killed."
Sounds like an insurrectioniat threat. When does that twink and the other dem fucks like him get thrown in federal PMITA prison?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 27, 2025 01:36 PM (QBlAY)
283
It amazes me that the same WASP tribe still fighting the American Indian battles from a century ago are the same idiots that allowed all of the illegals from south of the border, muslims, and somalis, into the country in the last couple of decades.
You keep fucking that chicken.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 27, 2025 01:37 PM (nljXp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2025 01:28 PM (L/fGl)
No, I didn't.
Genuine question: Is that supposed to change my mind somehow?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 01:37 PM (QVzW0)
285
Money directly to Somalia not counting USAID or other NGOs
2023, the U.S. provided approximately $68.5 million 2022, the United States contributed nearly $707 million
2021, the United States provided a total of $34.7 million
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 01:37 PM (9y1CY)
286 "Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey warns that continued ICE operations in the city could lead to ICE agents getting killed."
A fear or a wish? You make the call.
Posted by: Paco at December 27, 2025 01:38 PM (2L+MU)
287
The Jewish mayor of Minneapolis told his Somali constituents, in Somali, that he will protect them from ICE. They’re around 10% of the population and already run things. Can’t wait to see what happens when they’re the majority.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:32 PM (MvI35)
Which reminds me.....we haven't heard from Tom Homan lately. Hmm.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 27, 2025 01:39 PM (5xuJ/)
288
"Overall, the total aid given to Somalia over the years is substantial"
Fucking infuriating. Stop stealing my money. The only aid they should receive is repatriated Somalis. Repeat for all other third world shitholes.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 27, 2025 01:40 PM (QBlAY)
Going to take a few hours to finish the AI queries, but I project an estimated 50,000 National Provider Identifiers potentially associated with Somalians. That's a lot of health care.
That subset will then be targeted for deeper extraction to identify websites, dollars, employees, practice address analysis, and so forth.
DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican
So far, no Somalian-identified NPIs are on the LEIE database. (still a long way to process all 750K unique names, I'm about 10% through, still projected to identify 50K potentially Somalian-associated NPIs at the current rate). This is ridiculous.
X: https://bit.ly/3L3ZdyK
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 02:04 PM (P5BPp)
It’s the best account I’ve read of how third world mentality works
All you can do is remove the worst people and remove the conditions where the mentality grows
Rural communities are charitable but don’t tolerate grift. That’s the difference
InfantryDort @infantrydort
Ok GWOT vets. It looks like the world needs more story time because apparently they don’t get it yet. The aim is to highlight the dangers of mass unvetted migration from where we fought, and the third world as a whole.
Let’s set aside all of the heinous things we’ve seen the native population do to one another. Set aside the child r*pe, bestiality, murder of innocents. Today, let’s just talk about how most of them were purpose built to enrich themselves through a culture of corruption. I’ll start:
X thread: https://bit.ly/3KQgBHf
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 02:08 PM (P5BPp)
301
I learned laundry in the Army. Pile it all in at the same time, it's OD green and won't mess up the other OD green stuff. Load it up. Wash it all in whatever setting was last used, it don't matter. Dry it u til it's no lo ger wet.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Hint: If it iis washer/dryer in a barracks, make sure you have removed things from dryer before Inspection. Elsewise, prepare for an epic ass-chewing by Sgt. Major, before the rest of the troops.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2025 02:10 PM (XeU6L)
Imagine being so morally bankrupt and selfish as a human being, that you see an American patrol in Baghdad... foreign men you’ve never met... and offer to sell them your daughter.
Selling your adult human female kin for $100 USD.
Did that scenario happen? Yup.
Did it happen often? Yup.
Did we accept? Obviously not.
You sure you want that in your neighborhood?
Are you insane?
X: https://bit.ly/4azfIgD
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 02:10 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Joe From Scranton at December 27, 2025 02:12 PM (oftw2)
304
Ah. Just received a notice from my insurance company cancelling my homeowners insurance in the aftermath of claim in the aftermath of The Storm. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2025 02:13 PM (XeU6L)
305
If I were a bomber pilot flying from Somalia to bomb Yemen the last thing I would give a shit about is the name of the body of water between myself the the goal. Only a pedant would care.
OK, boomer
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 01:07 PM (Y1sOo)
OK groomer zoomer.
Posted by: two hours sober at December 27, 2025 02:15 PM (5xuJ/)
306
Boy F. is compulsive about laundry and our machine was mid cycle when we lost power last Saturday. Forty hours re-assuring him the power would come back and then he could finish.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 02:30 PM (A0sqA)
78% of Somalian immigrants who have been in the United States for more than 10 years are on welfare.
78%.
Why do we let people into the country just so that they can take taxpayer money from hard-working Americans—for life?
Who came up with this idea?
DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican
Because the news media and history books never taught you that Africa has been a target of “democratization” by the United States for decades and we’ve been pouring enormous money and military support into Africa. But gosh darn it, Africa just won’t democratize for some weird reason. We have been intervening militarily in Somalia for literal decades, supplying weapons and troops. So of course we fly the population here as refugees out of liberal guilt.
Now, as it turns out, these refugees have been defrauding us and sending the money back to the anti-democratic side we’ve been fighting against for decades.
It’s the perfect self-licking ice cream cone. The American taxpayer gets fleeced on both ends.
X: https://bit.ly/4bfcSgO
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 02:35 PM (P5BPp)
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304 Ah. Just received a notice from my insurance company cancelling my homeowners insurance in the aftermath of claim in the aftermath of The Storm. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Well, you're just supposed to make payments, not claims!
Posted by: Jake From State Farm at December 27, 2025 02:38 PM (oftw2)
309Ah. Just received a notice from my insurance company cancelling my homeowners insurance in the aftermath of claim in the aftermath of The Storm. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Well, you're just supposed to make payments, not claims!
Posted by: Jake From State Farm at December 27, 2025 02:38 PM
Posted by: Mr. Mayhem at Allstate at December 27, 2025 03:09 PM (XeU6L)
312
Well, you're just supposed to make payments, not claims!
Posted by: Jake From State Farm
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Yeah, 30 years of premiums, without a claim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2025 03:10 PM (XeU6L)
313
More data republican goodness. I have a massive, massive girl crush on her!
DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
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5h
Going to take a few hours to finish the AI queries, but I project an estimated 50,000 National Provider Identifiers potentially associated with Somalians. That's a lot of health care.
That subset will then be targeted for deeper extraction to identify websites, dollars...
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 03:15 PM (gWBY1)
Brother up front in green is nailing it and carrying the team in this Charlie Brown dance!
Love this family’s spirit!
X video: https://bit.ly/44GuLBq
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 03:18 PM (P5BPp)
315
Oh, and laundry hell is other people. It's buying 20 pairs of matching black socks for a kid, and then they suddenly lose them all, all 20 pairs vanish. Or another kid taking a clean town every day from the linen closet instead of just hanging up his towel from yesterday in the bathroom and then forgetting it, so instead of grabbing it from his room he grabs a new towel.
And for ladies, its well, this one shirt needs to be washed on a delicate cycle, this shirt will break if it sees a minute of heat in the dryer, it must hang dry only, it's this shirt can be washed with everything else then needs to be specially treated, it's ironing, etc. My husband just throws everything in one wash, then the dryer. Done. I'm trying to buy less fancy shirts that need to be handled with kid gloves. But treating them well, knowing if they need to be tumble dried, low heat, high heat, etc. also helps them last longer and not wear out.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2025 03:22 PM (gWBY1)
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304 Ah. Just received a notice from my insurance company cancelling my homeowners insurance in the aftermath of claim in the aftermath of The Storm. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2025 02:13 PM (XeU6L)
Aww, man, that's bad. Keep us up on what happens next.
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 04:05 PM (RuTUS)
317
Hollywood Reporter
What Do Charlie Kirk’s Killing and ‘Money Heist’ Have in Common? “Bella Ciao”
The anti-fascism anthem, seemingly referenced on a bullet casing found at the assassination scene, was also prominently featured in Netflix's 2017 Spanish crime series
September 12, 2025
In part, "Among the messages found on bullet casings left behind by conservative leader Charlie Kirk‘s alleged killer — Tyler Robinson, a 22-year-old Utah native — were “Hey fascist! Catch!,” “Notices bulge, OwO what’s this?,” and “Oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao.”
But the tune is quite catchy.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 27, 2025 11:31 PM (NFX2v)
The Classical Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
[I should have a cup like that. Because it is so true.]
Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. I hope those who celebrate Christmas had a wonderful and joyous Christmas Eve and Day. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few housekeeping matters to take care of. (Rulz for those of you in Brokaw Maine.)
1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind. Be nice. The list is starting fresh.
3) Running with sharp objects? Do you have Health Savings money you need to spend?
4) Have a great weekend and see you next year!
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.
Prayer Requests:
11/6 - D sent an update on his wife Susan, and her battle with cancer. He sent his thanks to everyone for the prayers. They are helping and much appreciated. Susan had an infection which is being treated, but her sodium levels are bad again. She will be sent home soon, but is on restrictive fluids until this is cleared up. The good news is that she has gained some weight back and her voice is much stronger now. Thank you, and please keep up the prayers. They appreciate everyone!
11/20 Update – Susan is out of the hospital, after 2 weeks. For the first time in months, she doesn’t have any drainage tubes. Chemo is on hold for the next 2 weeks, to give her time to rest, recover, and gain some weight back. Thank you, everyone, for your prayers – please continue them!
12/18 Update – Susan has been receiving IV antibiotics at home for the last few weeks. Thankfully her white count is back to normal, and she was able to start chemo again. Some of that cancer did come back, in the meantime, but they think it will be knocked back down now. She has been having abdominal pains. Thank you, everybody, for your prayers.
11/15 – Sponge posted an update on the “First lady”. She is doing OK from the surgery pain-wise, however it appears her compromised immune system from chemo is susceptible to viruses. She has been spiking a fever all weekend.
12/13 Update – The First lady is doing well. She is still on restrictions but things are progressing nicely. The last mammogram showed clean. They are grateful to all who have been praying for her.
11/20 - Bluebell sent an update on grammie winger - good news! At her appointment, the doctor said her bloodwork is nearly perfect and her cancer cell count is dropping. She is in minimal pain. The chemo is working, thanks be to God! She will go back in 3 weeks for another round of chemo and then they will do a CT scan to see if she can have surgery to clean out the rest of the tumors. She is convinced – CONVINCED – that this is due in no small part to the treasured prayers of friends and family! They gave her weeks, and now she is looking at possible remission.
12/17 Update – Bluebell sent along another update from grammie winger. She has had 4 rounds of chemo, which have fried her short term memory (her words) and caused great fatigue. She was scheduled for surgery this week, but the doctor decided she was too weak, so she will continue with chemo until she is stronger. She apologized for not being around much because she can’t follow conversations, but is praying that will get better once her chemo is over. In the meantime, she wishes to share her Christmas greetings with the “motley crew”, and she appreciates every prayer.
11/29 – From about That Time asked for prayers after a lymphoma diagnosis. From about That Time has already begun chemo, and the kids and granddaughter had fun cutting off a ponytail and shaving hair in preparation.
12/13 Update – The first week of chemo was “like buttah”, but the second week was spent in the hospital, dealing with side effects.
12/3 – Teresa in Fort Worth posted an update. She had an MRI on 12/3, and will meet with the oncologist on 12/4, the surgeon on 12/8, and the surgery on 12/11. This is a good thing, because it looks like more tumors are starting to crop up in her liver. It doesn’t appear to have spread beyond there yet, thank goodness.
12/18 Update – Teresa will have a “pump fill” on Friday, then head out of town. (The fill is just Heparin and saline to keep the pump flowing for the next 2 weeks.) After they are back, the pump will have the new chemo medication. The best Christmas present is, if this pump works, she could go 2-3 YEARS before worrying about the cancer coming back. It is truly a Christmas miracle. She wrote that they are blessed to have such stellar medical care nearby and so many people saying prayers on their behalf.
12/6 – M requested prayers for Ron and Sherri. Ron has late stage Parkinson’s/dementia, and he recently fell and shattered his hip. He also requested prayers for Al, who fell through a railing and then down 12 feet, and broke seven ribs. He also punctured his lung. He is home now, recovering.
12/6 – Comrade Flounder asked for prayers for his FIL, who went to the hospital for AFIB, congestive heart, and received two stents. FIL is home now, still short of breath, and has a long road ahead. He is a kind-hearted man and a loving father. Comrade Flounder’s wife lost her mother a few years back to brain cancer, so having this go on is even more difficult during the holidays.
12/6 – neverenoughcaffeine asked for prayers for Tim, an acquaintance through church. He has prostate cancer and begins 28 days straight of radiation.
12/6 – pawn asked for prayers for a dear friend named Julia, who was told by her doctors that she has very little time to live. Julia has an incredible mind and drive. She was a Naval officer, a college professor, a competitive sailor, and a mother. She went to the hospital with pneumonia a couple of weeks ago and left with a terminal illness diagnosis. Please pray to God to give her the strength she needs in these last few days, and the peace that comes from acceptance.
12/12 – Bulg requested prayers for his wife’s brother’s wife, whose dementia has taken a turn for the worse. This week she entered a memory care facility. He asks for prayers for her, Bulg’s brother-in-law, and their two grown daughters. Bulg also asked for prayers for a woman from church who has cancer, and the woman’s granddaughter, who lives with her.
12/13 – Our Country is Screwed asked for prayers for a dear friend’s 3 week old granddaughter who is battling meningitis. They are waiting on results from an MRI. Another friend’s wife is having kidney issues. She has only one kidney, and it isn’t functioning well.
12/13 – San Franpsycho requested prayers for Mrs. F, who sprained her foot due to a fall on 12/12.
12/13 – FenelonSpoke asked for prayers for retired organist Jessie, for strength and for her to feel God’s love. In the past month Jessie’s daughter has died from cancer, as have her two closest friends from church, whom she had known about 85 years.
12/13 – Schnorflepuppy asked for prayers for his wife. She was diagnosed a few weeks back with inflammatory breast cancer and started chemo on 12/2. On 12/3 she spiked a 104 fever and had to be brought to the hospital, where they discovered pneumonia. She has been in ICU for most of the week, to get her enough oxygen and work on the pneumonia. She is improving, but slowly.
12/22 Update – Unfortunately, the improvement trend has reversed. She has spent the last 8 days on oxygen support. The doctors would like to wean her off the vent eventually, but they need to see more improvement in her condition and thus far, they haven’t.
12/16 – Jim in Kalifornia sent an update that surgery went well, and his thanks for the prayers.
12/16 – Banana Dream asked for prayers for his wife, who is having surgery on 12/17 to remove pins, steel, hardware, etc. that was put in a year ago after a really bad break of her ankle. The hardware has caused various nerve issues and inflammation over the last year, so the surgeons will be removing it.
12/17 Update – Banana Dream sent his thanks to everyone who offered prayers for his wife’s surgery. It went well. The surgeon removed most of the hardware. There was one part that was too fused with the bone, so it had to stay in. She is doing well. In about 2 weeks, she should be able to walk and then in 6-8 weeks she should be fine.
12/17 – Annie’s Stew sends thanks to God for notsothoreau, who sends many, many prayer requests from the various comments and postings. Notsothoreau is so diligent and such a sweet person!
12/17 – Weird Dave requested prayers. His parents have realized they need to move to assisted living, but they are 1500 miles from Weird Dave. Prayers for clarity on how to make the necessary changes as efficiently as possible, as well as to find the best place for his parents, that will also work for the entire family.
12/20 – Legally Sufficient asked for prayers for a brother who was having carpal tunnel surgery on Christmas Eve. There was a cancellation, so he took the spot, even though the brother is hosting the family dinner on Christmas Eve.
12/20 – Morgan, longtime lurker, takes tango lessons from Sebastian, whose son, Matias, is recovering from brain surgery. The MRI were read on 12/19, and the surgeons did not remove the entire tumor. Even though the biopsy indicated the tumor was benign, the boy is probably facing several rounds of chemo. Please pray for the boy’s continued recovery in El Salvador.
12/20 – Nurse Ratched requested prayers for her friend T. He is having some unrelenting (probably cancer treatment related) pain and needs comfort – both physically and spiritually.
12/23 – Joe Kidd asked for prayers for his friend, Bill, who is grieving the sudden death of a former girlfriend. They had broken up a few months ago over her alcohol use. Bill describes the loss as the toughest thing life has dealt him. Bill is the sole caregiver for his 90 year old mother and may need to take early retirement to continue in that role. Prayers for comfort, strength, and wisdom are welcome.
12/23 – Prayers are requested for Inspector’s boss, “B”, who is in his early 40s, and is being hit hard by Covid. He went to ER, after coughing so badly that he separated a couple of ribs. The pain in his ribs is so bad he doesn’t want to cough, which increases the odds of pneumonia. Please pray for healing.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.
2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 27, 2025 08:02 AM (WE0m7)
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Good morning, All, on the last weekend of the year.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 08:03 AM (CKLSw)
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Good morning dear horde with gratitude for annie and mh and you morons for praying
I have a praise report from a former colleague I have not seen for a while she has been busy defeating metastasized uterine cancer. Gained 20 pounds back in the last month. She walked a half mile to meet me and then another mile to shop. b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 08:04 AM (9ipOP)
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This year has just flown by. I swear the earth must be spinning faster
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 27, 2025 08:04 AM (WE0m7)
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After all the family nights this week I could use a day off.
Posted by: Huck Grinchly-Follywood at December 27, 2025 08:05 AM (MHixg)
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Prayers for the horde, and all those who asked.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 08:06 AM (MHixg)
Posted by: Karen McAwfl, alone in her car at December 27, 2025 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)
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Is a 2nd cup of coffee indicated this morning? Yes. Yes it is.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 27, 2025 08:09 AM (fS43b)
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“ But from everlasting to everlasting
the Lord’s love is with those who fear him,
and his righteousness with their children’s children— with those who keep his covenant and remember to obey his precepts.”
Psalm 103:17-18
Posted by: Marcus T, Videtur et hoc mihi, Europa non debere esse at December 27, 2025 08:12 AM (wj4wL)
Posted by: Caffiend at December 27, 2025 08:14 AM (oftw2)
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Morning caffeinated folk. It was a strange Christmas this year since Mr. nec and I spent Christmas Eve driving back from the specialty vet in Bozeman while Lily was having surgery. We were so tired on Christmas Day that we went to Mass and than back home to vegetate the rest of the day. Opened our gifts, ate and drank and watched Hallmark movies. Mr. nec loves Hallmark Christmas movies. The Lily Beagle is back home and it's snowing, possibly our first major snow event of the season. God is good and I've sent my prayers up for all on the list and will add a few for folks we know that are fighting health issues.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 27, 2025 08:15 AM (2NHgQ)
"On January 20 Trump is sworn into office and — after unsuccessfully attempting to kiss his wife, Melania, who as a defensive measure is wearing the wide-brim style of hat popularized by both the Hamburglar and Zorro."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)
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Good morning Horde . Thx MisHum happy holidays.
Well finished 80% of snow shoveling. Got about nine inches of snow last night. Thankfully it was light , fluffy type snow. Temperature are going to drop into single digits tonight, then reach 45° by Monday. Yay slush.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 08:17 AM (2vrAX)
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While out and about on Christmas Eve, I ran into something truly awful - a funeral procession.
I can’t imagine there being a funeral then. Of course, death is terrible at any time but especially around Christmas.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 08:20 AM (muXU/)
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Possible reasons or motives behind appointment of lesbian fire chief with no fire department experience.
1. This incoming mayor is stupid.
2. He's not stupid but doesn't care about the proper management of a fire department or public safety.
3. He really loves gay people and wants to give them important positions to boost their self esteem.
4. He is deliberately attempting to divide society and create havoc within the system.
Or some combination of all four?
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 27, 2025 08:21 AM (VnsnO)
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My bride loves that Chevy is celebrating family life in their new ad. Personally, I think the dog should get a bigger role, but what do I know. This is via the NY Post, in case the link is screwy.
https://tinyurl.com/2bpv24nm
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 08:21 AM (/VF+8)
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A year when your a kid is a large percentage of your life experience
A year in older age is barely a month's worth
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 08:22 AM (Ia/+0)
27 Happy Caturday, everyone! Made it safely to Diana, TX yesterday evening. Going to spend the day with Mom, and my nephew's family. Nephew's band is coming over for venison chili. Nom, nom nom.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 27, 2025 08:24 AM (WdmJl)
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> Possible reasons or motives behind appointment of lesbian fire chief with no fire department experience.
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A. It's a move to garner support/obedience from the alphabet brigade
B. It's a move to tweak the normals because they hate this shit.
C. both A and B
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 08:24 AM (NwnyJ)
Dave Barry, we hardly knew ye and your sense of humor.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2025 08:27 AM (iJfKG)
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At some point in the next 4 years we will see the fire brigade actually having to burn the books that contain things you should not know.
Posted by: NYC Reporter at December 27, 2025 08:27 AM (gbOdA)
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A. It's a move to garner support/obedience from the alphabet brigade
B. It's a move to tweak the normals because they hate this shit.
C. both A and B
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 08:24 AM (NwnyJ)
Scissor me timbers!
A scissoring fire chief is one thing. My problem is: a scissoring fire chief WITH NO FD EXPERIENCE.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 08:27 AM (muXU/)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 27, 2025 08:28 AM (lFFaq)
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>>venison chili. Nom, nom nom.
Posted by: BifBewalski
Oooh, that sounds good!
Chili should be on my list of what to make soon.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 27, 2025 08:29 AM (WE0m7)
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Jack n the Box doesn't offer bacon n eggs for breakfast anymore and McDonald's is mostly carbohydrates. They say fluffy scrambled eggs. Last time I got their big breakfast MRE eggs looked better than theirs.
Guess I'll go to the fridge and cook up a Jimmy Dean Croissant w/sausage, egg n cheese.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 08:29 AM (U5+2P)
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Good morning Horde . Thx MisHum happy holidays.
Well finished 80% of snow shoveling. Got about nine inches of snow last night. Thankfully it was light , fluffy type snow. Temperature are going to drop into single digits tonight, then reach 45° by Monday. Yay slush.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 08:17 AM (2vrAX)
A few inches, if that, here in our part of the state. Bits of lawn is actually still exposed. Dan Zarrow on NJ 101.5 was pretty much on the mark with snow amounts.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 27, 2025 08:29 AM (5xuJ/)
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I read Dave Barry thru March and never even smiled.
Just mentioning Big Balls would have been funnier than everything he wrote about the first quarter of the year.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 27, 2025 08:31 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Linkypoo Maven at December 27, 2025 08:36 AM (4y9Oc)
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40 If you husband gets himself in a bad way and dies in a fire that is his fault.
It is more important what I look like.
Posted by: Cali Fire Chief at December 27, 2025 08:33 AM (gbOdA
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A quote that will live in infamy.
And she looks like a smug whale.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 08:38 AM (eYyUS)
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> Last time I got their big breakfast MRE eggs looked better than theirs.
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Went to Bob Evans about 2 years ago for breakfast. It used to be pretty good. Not anymore. Everything but the toast and coffee was microwaved from frozen and bland.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 08:39 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 27, 2025 08:41 AM (Cjt/F)
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Got about an inch of sleet last night. Made everything look sort of Christmasey.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 27, 2025 08:42 AM (31p00)
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I can’t imagine there being a funeral then. Of course, death is terrible at any time but especially around Christmas.
Posted by: Cow Demon
When the Lord gets ready-you gotta move!
Posted by: Mick and Keef at December 27, 2025 08:43 AM (oftw2)
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Lillian, don't be a schnook
It's not how you feel, it's how you look.
And you look marvelous, dahling!
Posted by: Billy Crystal at December 27, 2025 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)
53 Said my Rosary while walking The Big Dummy up and down the driveway, since he can't figure a treadmill out. So, a productive 20 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 08:46 AM (tgvbd)
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"Every comedy begins with a funeral and ends with a wedding."
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 08:47 AM (qFwJc)
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Only time NJ looks as good as the other 49 states is when it is covered in snow.
Posted by: Native New Yawker at December 27, 2025 08:47 AM (oftw2)
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Ah yes. Dave Barry.
boom goes the boomer
good morning! praying for all
I remember when that shithead wrote for The Miami Herald. He wasn't funny then and not funny now. Used to get him and that other commie shithead Carl Hiaasen mixed up. Old farts who need to go away already and stop bothering folks.
Posted by: Leisureville Is The Place To BE at December 27, 2025 08:47 AM (R/m4+)
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Dave Barry hasn’t been really funny in a long time.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 08:47 AM (77rzZ)
58 Got about an inch of sleet last night. Made everything look sort of Christmasey.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 27, 2025 08:42 AM (31p00)
Every Christmastime commercial has to have at least six inches of snow on the ground.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 08:48 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Your television, if you still watch it at December 27, 2025 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)
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Used to get him and that other commie shithead Carl Hiaasen mixed up. Old farts who need to go away already and stop bothering folks.
Posted by: Leisureville Is The Place To BE at December 27, 2025 08:47 AM (R/m4+)
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Well, Hiassen moved up to Zero Beach so you got your wish. He gone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 08:49 AM (JhljX)
64 I never cared for Dave Barry.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 08:48 AM (muXU/)
Dave Barry is the Art Buchwald of Erma Bombecks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 08:50 AM (tgvbd)
I'm shaved and showered, fed, and have slopped the feline hogs. Time for a last small cup of Cafe El Morro before I get dressed. Miss Linda wants to go to World Market and to Bath & Body Works this morning. Normally I'd say, "No way I am going in a mall on the Saturday after Xmas." But . . . this particular mall was not even crowded on the Monday *before* 12/25.
I have other errands which can be fitted in around all that, so it's good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 08:50 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Most young people at December 27, 2025 08:51 AM (2Ez/1)
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12/26 very sad update from Schnorflepuppy - his wife got progressively worse on Christmas Day, and passed away on 12/26.
Posted by: AnniesStew at December 27, 2025 08:51 AM (VEsJT)
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I went to IHOP a few weeks ago for the first time in a few years. They are still as good as I remember.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 27, 2025 08:52 AM (0U5gm)
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Speaking of gas prices: The lowest I've seen here, though not near me, is $2.10 for regular 87 E10. Generally they seem to want $2.29-2.75 for 87 on my side of the river. However, yesterday I spotted a nearby convenience store station w/ non-ethanol 90, at $2.99 -- the same price I've been paying at a similar store some miles away in the suburbs. Quick as a bunny I nipped in and filled up.
The Buick does not need premium or even mid-grade, so the extra octane is unnecessary. But it does get better mileage on the E0. Not *quite* enough to pay for the difference, but, hey, I like doing it and seeing the higher numbers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 08:54 AM (wzUl9)
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The last Father Knows Best reunion movie was Christmas themed. In the final scene, Jim and Margaret are leaving the Anderson homestead in a GMC motorhome, 1977 vintage. The street and yards were covered in "snow". It was some kind of soap foam, but looked pretty.
Posted by: Home For Christmas at December 27, 2025 08:54 AM (oftw2)
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However, forecast is now calling for 1/2 inch of freezing rain Sunday night and into Monday morning. Joy.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
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The wife has been on me to invest in a Generac for just such an emergency. We lost power for 8 days in an ice storm about 20 years ago, but I just can't see shelling out 10 or 15K.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 27, 2025 08:54 AM (XvL8K)
https://tinyurl.com/4khkkerd
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Linkypoo Maven at December 27, 2025 08:36 AM (4y9Oc)
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I loved this one: "So you're telling me that the man who got 81 million votes is struggling to raise money for his library"
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 08:55 AM (7cpPc)
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Praise hashem the true judge. What very sad news.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 08:55 AM (A0sqA)
7869 12/26 very sad update from Schnorflepuppy - his wife got progressively worse on Christmas Day, and passed away on 12/26.
oh that is terrible
I'd like to request prayers for my Navy Veteran uncle, who unbeknownst to me (no one wanted to bug us on vacation) has been struggling with his health the past few weeks. undetermined cause but recurrent infection/sepsis that keeps sending him back to the hospital. he's having a very rough Christmas. his inflammatory state seems to be worsening his dementia too, which makes him a lot harder to handle for my aunt and family.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 27, 2025 08:55 AM (emBoF)
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PDJT says he is sorry Bill Clinton and Larry Summers have figured so prominently in the Epstein photos. He blames Massie.
https://tinyurl.com/5vhbw8bc
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 08:55 AM (vbMG5)
80Only time NJ looks as good as the other 49 states is when it is covered in snow.
Posted by: Native New Yawker at December 27, 2025
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Lousy-ana doesn't even have that excuse most of the time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 08:56 AM (wzUl9)
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Dave Barry is the Art Buchwald of Erma Bombecks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Oh, yeah! I hope the grass is not greener over your septic tank!
Posted by: Erma Bombeck at December 27, 2025 08:56 AM (oftw2)
82Happy Toyotathon!
Posted by: Your television, if you still watch it at December 27, 2025
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Jan: pretty, but not hot? Discuss.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 08:57 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 08:58 AM (muXU/)
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So, Rand Paul wants all of us to work to 70 before we draw Social Security but Congress can draw lifetime pensions and full medical after 5 years for working 9 months out of a year.
Did I get that right?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 08:59 AM (U5+2P)
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My favorite was when the Didn’t Earn It hog just rolled her eyes when asked about her ability to perform a rescue. “He got himself in the wrong situation”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 27, 2025 08:59 AM (fS43b)
Posted by: The Night Trump Saved Christmas at December 27, 2025 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)
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69 12/26 very sad update from Schnorflepuppy - his wife got progressively worse on Christmas Day, and passed away on 12/26.
Posted by: AnniesStew at December 27, 2025 08:51 AM (VEsJT)
Oh, no. Thank you for letting us know.
Schnorflepuppy, so very sorry. May she rest easy and painlessly in the Lord's arms.
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Biff - if you decide to get a whole-home generator, take a look at Kohler. My father is a contractor and he did a lot of research before going with them over Generac. I have neither myself, but he lives in a rural area and it's not uncommon to be without power for a few days in the winter.
Posted by: PabloD at December 27, 2025 09:00 AM (+7Ki/)
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Just checked the calendar. Will Amazon deliver the three French hens or do they just show up on their own?
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 27, 2025 09:00 AM (31p00)
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A long time ago, Dave Barry was indeed funny. I recall one of his columns where he suggested that people would actually be willing to compete in a TV game show called "Eat Bugs for Money." The illustration of someone holding a spider up, ready to chow down, was even funnier.
Also, one of his Major Life Tips: "Do not take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. Ask me how I know."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 09:00 AM (wzUl9)
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Dear Schnorflepuppy, I'm so sorry. Sending hugs and prayers.
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I expect FDNY will be ok - at least in the near-to-medium term. Enough years with incompetent communist dykes in charge will wreck anything, but it's currently a highly professional organization that will continue to fight fires even if the boss is busy munching rugs and beating up her paramours.
More importantly, there's no such thing as a Muslim or illegal alien fire, and there are basically no all-white NYC neighborhoods they can let burn down 4MuhJusticez. It's much harder to politicize firefighting than policing.
NYPD is where things are going to immediately go sour. Muslims and Aztecs, etc. just got a platinum get out of jail free card for the next 4 years, and they'll use it enthusiastically.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 09:01 AM (BI5O2)
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Toyota Jan is quite pretty, but she is aging out. About 7 years ago, she was obviously preggo, but Toyota deigned to hide it behind cars and beach balls, etc. I think she's cute.
Posted by: Arbiter of Beauty And Taste! at December 27, 2025 09:02 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 09:02 AM (Ia/+0)
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but I just can't see shelling out 10 or 15K.
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Split the difference, Honda makes some nice quiet generators that don’t take up much room for far less than that. Even the small suitcase generators are a godsend in a utility power breakdown.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 27, 2025 09:02 AM (fS43b)
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I just got here, so I don't know if anyone commented on this, but that "eet ze bugz" company that Pixy had a link about had a shirt logo saying "Ynsect we trust."
Way to stick your thumb in the eye of humanity and of God Himself, you insect farmers! And you thought you could succeed with that philosophy?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 27, 2025 09:03 AM (FMtrg)
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But 1 Diversity hire who can bring in more Diversity hires is like a cancer.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 09:04 AM (Ia/+0)
In a long-requested change, account holders can now replace their existing @gmail.com address with a new one while retaining all data and services, according to an update to Google’s account help page.
Posted by: Cali Fire Chief at December 27, 2025 09:05 AM (gbOdA)
I still see covidiots driving around in their cars all by themselves with face diapers on.
A whole lot of mush-headed sheeple were permanently damaged. They're never coming back.
Posted by: Delurker at December 27, 2025
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Hard to believe . . . but the dermatologist I saw this past week wore a face diaper during my appointment! A dermatologist! Somehow my confidence in him is . . . lessened, to say the least. I wanted to say, "You can take that thing off, you know," but didn't
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 09:06 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Federal Prisoner #17816 at December 27, 2025 09:06 AM (Y1sOo)
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The wife has been on me to invest in a Generac for just such an emergency. We lost power for 8 days in an ice storm about 20 years ago, but I just can't see shelling out 10 or 15K.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
I got a 4000 watt portable generator, and put in a split circuit so I can run the furnace, the kitchen, the living room and MBR. Much less than a Generac.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 27, 2025 09:06 AM (0U5gm)
106 Honda makes some nice quiet generators that don’t take up much room for far less than that. Even the small suitcase generators are a godsend in a utility power breakdown.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 27, 2025 09:02 AM (fS43b)
We have two 8900 watt generators, a 3500 and a 1200. Also a transfer panel so that we can run at least the refrigerator, well, septic and AC or furnace. We've had recourse to use them and it works.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 09:07 AM (tgvbd)
so over the holidays (again, I was on the beach for most of this!) a few family members got it, and got it BAD. they are ALL fully shotted-up types (of various ages). it put a big wrench in the festivities for some, some even ended up visiting the hospital.
amazing! so yeah if you're super into getting the latest and greatest mRNA in your bod, you might get hit with the new strains harder. not a sniffle, even if you're a young person.
weird, that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 27, 2025 09:07 AM (emBoF)
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89 Just checked the calendar. Will Amazon deliver the three French hens or do they just show up on their own?
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 27, 2025 09:00 AM (31p00)
I just got 3 French Horns form TEMU.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 27, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)
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> but I just can't see shelling out 10 or 15K.
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Split the difference, Honda makes some nice quiet generators that don’t take up much room for far less than that. Even the small suitcase generators are a godsend in a utility power breakdown.
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I bought a Predator brand at Harbor Freight a couple months ago. It's a Chinese knock-off of a Honda. 5000w inverter type with remote start and duel fuel (gas or propane.) Less than $1K. Will run most anything I'd plug into it. Thinking about having a transfer switch and panel put in so I don't have to run extension cords. But that alone will probably cost more than the generator.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 09:08 AM (NwnyJ)
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79 PDJT says he is sorry Bill Clinton and Larry Summers have figured so prominently in the Epstein photos. He blames Massie.
He weaves through a lot of information - I like Clinton - He's a big boy he can handle it - there's a lot of innocent people in those pictures - But MASSIE [Massie's a pos]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:08 AM (U5+2P)
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An inverter portable generator has met all our needs here on the NC Coast through a bunch of storms/hurricanes. Enough to run the fridge, room air conditioner, lights, 2 burner electric range, charge your devices, etc. Need extension cords, of course, but it's a cheap way not to suffer when things go south.
Posted by: Semper Paratus at December 27, 2025 09:09 AM (oftw2)
112 Thinking about having a transfer switch and panel put in so I don't have to run extension cords. But that alone will probably cost more than the generator.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 09:08 AM (NwnyJ)
We had one put in for about $2500.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 09:09 AM (tgvbd)
113
Where I live now, it's extremely rare to see a masked up dumdum. Whenever I have to travel back to Denver for work, I always see them bopping around and laugh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 09:09 AM (BI5O2)
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I spent a long time trying to figure out who was to blame: the media and politicians who broke the covidiots, or the covidiots for so quickly and willingly allowing themselves to be broken.
With the passage of years I've decided the answer is: It can be both things.
Posted by: Delurker at December 27, 2025 09:09 AM (xNHSX)
115So, Rand Paul wants all of us to work to 70 before we draw Social Security but Congress can draw lifetime pensions and full medical after 5 years for working 9 months out of a year.
Did I get that right?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025
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I just downloaded my 1099 from SS. Pretty much what I figured. My three months' salary this past year on top of that, plus my IRA distributions, is going to make things interesting when I file. (Actually it does not look bad considering the new deduction Trump has pushed through, and the estimated tax payments I've made too.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 09:10 AM (wzUl9)
116
I enjoyed the Dave Barry of old, meaning in the 1990s. I haven't read him since.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 09:10 AM (QFM/y)
117
Yes, I'll have to see about a generator once I buy my house. Good to know there are options that do not cost as much as a used car ought to cost.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 09:12 AM (wzUl9)
118
Lot of Chinese people here donned masks in winter routinely before the covids so it was present, but I would estimate I see about x2 the number of mask-wearers now, not just Chinese. I see a lot of people don them when they get on the muni. All I can think of is how dirty those things must be.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 09:13 AM (A0sqA)
119
Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 27, 2025 09:14 AM (bQ4nt)
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I bought a Predator brand at Harbor Freight a couple months ago. It's a Chinese knock-off of a Honda. 5000w inverter type with remote start and duel fuel (gas or propane.) Less than $1K. Will run most anything I'd plug into it. Thinking about having a transfer switch and panel put in so I don't have to run extension cords. But that alone will probably cost more than the generator.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Glad to hear a first hand on the Preditor.
I've got a Honda but it's a pull start. The 220v socket I plugged a heavy cord into but built a box making it two 120v standard house receptacles.
Yeah I'm on extension cords. It's used so little it's not worth the money to have it hooked into the house. Buy another toy with that money. Or some more Red Wire.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:14 AM (U5+2P)
121
Dave Barry jumped the shark when he moved to Miami IMO. Been coasting for a hell of a long time.
I was a big fan in my teens, till one day while reading one of his books (I had all his compilations of columns) I realized I had read a particular joke before in another column. Once I saw that first one I couldn't stop seeing it. He did it over and over. He just plagiarized himself endlessly, sometimes rewriting the same jokes, sometimes just reusing them pretty much word for word. That realization was the end of my fandom.
Dude's been resting on his laurels for so long, those laurels are smooshed.
Posted by: Delurker at December 27, 2025 09:14 AM (xNHSX)
122
Good morning to everyone, and prayers up for all. Got a couple of inches of the white stuff, probably light as it's 20° out there.
I will test that theory after a couple of cups of coffee.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 27, 2025 09:14 AM (sl73Y)
123
I recall Dave Barry's "squirrels are terrorists!" phase, which (after fighting for weeks to get them out of my attic) I rate "funny AND accurate".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 09:14 AM (MHixg)
124
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen.
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>>> I see a lot of people don them when they get on the muni. All I can think of is how dirty those things must be.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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A brain badge.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:17 AM (U5+2P)
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>>>I got a 4000 watt portable generator, and put in a split circuit so I can run the furnace, the kitchen, the living room and MBR. Much less than a Generac.
Posted by: Thomas Pain
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Have you tried it? Don't think you can run all that on 4K.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:20 AM (U5+2P)
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124 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Amen
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:21 AM (U5+2P)
129
I tried to start a generator business last year.
Sold about 15.
It is just about impossible to make any money on a 22kw to 24kw unit when you do it right.
Some cities require 3 permits; construction, elec, and plumbing.
And I could never get my subs to listen to me (and these are people I have know for years) to send me their permit apps so they could be submitted as a single project.
And then there was this one I have to build to 100 Year Flood Plan so it sit 7 feet above ground.
I maybe made $1000 bux on each when all told.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 27, 2025 09:22 AM (gbOdA)
130
Only time NJ looks as good as the other 49 states is when it is covered in snow.
Posted by: Native New Yawker at December 27, 2025 08:47 AM (oftw2)
Noo Yawk never looks good.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 27, 2025 09:22 AM (5xuJ/)
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Have you tried it? Don't think you can run all that on 4K.
Posted by: Braenyard
I misremembered, just looked and it is 9000 watts. I ran it for a few hours last year when someone took out a power pole with their vehicle, and it worked.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 27, 2025 09:22 AM (0U5gm)
132
Somali man who was part of an Islamic terrorist group sentenced for planning 9/11 style attack at Atlanta high rise:
https://tinyurl.com/yhdm9mtm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 09:22 AM (rZCVI)
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We have a bunch of Predators for work. They work in a pinch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2025 09:23 AM (ot2L7)
Thunderstorm? Lose power.
Heavy rain? Lose power.
High winds? Lose power.
Not always, but often.
Wife ran her CPA business out of our home and needed connectivity, so we bit the bullet and had the Generac installed.
That was three years ago.
Guess what has NOT happened since the installation?
(Turned out, the local electrical transfer station or whatever it's called that fed our home was badly in need of overhaul, which they were doing at the time of our generator install and we didn't know it).
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 09:23 AM (Y1sOo)
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Schnorflepuppy, condolences and prayers for you and your wife.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:24 AM (U5+2P)
136
I can think of is how dirty those things must be.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 09:13 AM (A0sqA)
A doc in FLA grabbed a stack of mask from a local high school trach can.
It was everything from plague to piss to pizza.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 27, 2025 09:24 AM (gbOdA)
137
I got a 4000 watt portable generator, and put in a split circuit so I can run the furnace, the kitchen, the living room and MBR. Much less than a Generac.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 27, 2025 09:06 AM (0U5gm)
I have an 8KW portable generator in the same config. I have the well pump on the circuit as well.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 27, 2025 09:25 AM (5xuJ/)
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115 So, Rand Paul wants all of us to work to 70 before we draw Social Security but Congress can draw lifetime pensions and full medical after 5 years for working 9 months out of a year.
Did I get that right?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025
I can’t touch it til 67 so what’s three more years?
The whole bit about Reps and Sens drawing full lifetime pensions after 5 years, though, has long pissed me off. Screw term limits, why not end BS like that? Make holding office such that they are begging to get back in the private sector after a short time.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 09:25 AM (muXU/)
139
Even the Somali woman next to the MN Lieutenant Governor looks like she thinks the l woman is a joke for putting on a hijab when she isn't Muslim:
https://tinyurl.com/mt7w8hbm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 09:26 AM (rZCVI)
140
Dude's been resting on his laurels for so long, those laurels are smooshed.
Posted by: Delurker at December 27, 2025 09:14 AM (xNHSX)
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The Boomer comedian thing is sad to see. They thought of themselves as cool, hip, edgy, but never really left their safe little box and now they're even crankier than the worst WW II vet they used to mock for being "square."
Dave Barry's history satire, Dave Barry Slept Here, came out when I was in high school and *everybody* read it. It circulated throughout the school, and teachers riffed on it. It was downright laugh riot hilarious, and my daughter read it when she was in high school and loved it. Quite clever stuff.
But at some point, (as I think Lorraine Newman said) avant garde just becomes garde, and that's why self-proclaimed Republican Party Reptile P.J. O'Rourke regressed being Grandpa Simpson whining about Trump and advocating Hillary Clinton as the "sensible choice."
Jonah Goldberg is a Gen X Boomer, btw. The other day I came across Bob Seeger's "Beautiful Loser" and it describes him perfectly: a young man who thinks like an old man.
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The whole bit about Reps and Sens drawing full lifetime pensions after 5 years, though, has long pissed me off. Screw term limits, why not end BS like that? Make holding office such that they are begging to get back in the private sector after a short time.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 09:25 AM (muXU/)
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This is because of all the earnings they lose while in Congress. It's not like they can become millionaires in a single term. Oh, wait...
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(Turned out, the local electrical transfer station or whatever it's called that fed our home was badly in need of overhaul, which they were doing at the time of our generator install and we didn't know it).
Posted by: one hour sober
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Ain't it the truth?
Buddy is on the same feed as the Sheriff's Department. Yeah, his goes down last and it first up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:28 AM (U5+2P)
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We have a Generac that we installed in October and have used it twice since then. Power was out last week for 60+ hours. It pretty much ran the entire house with the heat at 65 and not using the electric ovens. Unlike our former set up in a blue shit hole town we do not have two panels that control what is allowed to run. If we have power to run the well, heat and lights we're happy.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 27, 2025 09:30 AM (2NHgQ)
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Even the Somali woman next to the MN Lieutenant Governor looks like she thinks the l woman is a joke
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Bill Maher: "Anyone who thinks you are a social activist and your number one issue isn't gender apartheid in the Muslim world: You are a joke."
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 09:30 AM (s1IWd)
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(Turned out, the local electrical transfer station or whatever it's called that fed our home was badly in need of overhaul, which they were doing at the time of our generator install and we didn't know it).
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 09:23 AM (Y1sOo)
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After the Great Ice Storm where we lost power for a week despite being practically in line of sight to the power plant, a major infrastructure overhaul took place. It's still good to have a generator, as we went without power for 18 hours over the summer. Mine is a little one, 4k, just enough to cycle the fridge and chest freezer and keep the furnace going if it is cold. No fancy switch, I just ran two boxes in from its shelter, one in the kitchen, one in the utility room.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 27, 2025 09:31 AM (2NHgQ)
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113 Where I live now, it's extremely rare to see a masked up dumdum. Whenever I have to travel back to Denver for work, I always see them bopping around and laugh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 09:09 AM (BI5O2)
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Early in the COVID scare, I saw a young mom pushing her baby in a shopping cart. Only ones without a mask. Inwardly, I cheered.
I wore the face diaper only because I figured, your store, your rules.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 09:32 AM (e1HT8)
149
Dave Barry is an insane leftist. Every paragraph he wrote always ended with "all caused by George Bush..." His BDS / TDS goes way back.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 27, 2025 09:32 AM (aKh6S)
150 We also have the RV, which has a 4000 watt generator we can slave off.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 09:33 AM (tgvbd)
151
We've lost power here about 3-4 times. The two times we lost it during the winter it was out for a couple days... powerlines were down in multiple spots due to icing.
I don't mind the extension cords for a day or two for the Internet, lights, a TV and to run the toaster oven or an electric skillet to cook on. Or, if it's not too bad, I'll use the gas grill.
A kerosene heater works wonders, but has to be shut off at night and we still crack a door or window when running it during the day. It's floor fans during summer.
Again, for a day or two, this is fine. If we're talking about a week or more... that's when we look at a motel or think about heading to our other place in WV. Assuming travel is possible.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 09:33 AM (NwnyJ)
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How about this? These people don't get to have any investments while in Congress. You get audited every year and everything better match up to your salary and expenses, or you're off to the hoosegow for a 20yr stint. Family members, too.
And no pension. Pinch those taxpayer pennies, gentleman... you'll need 'em later.
You all say you're motivated by public service. So serve.
I'd also be fine with sumptuary laws saying that elected officials must wear dunce caps and hair shirts and underwear made of thorns, but you can't have it all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 09:33 AM (BI5O2)
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12/26 very sad update from Schnorflepuppy - his wife got progressively worse on Christmas Day, and passed away on 12/26.
Posted by: AnniesStew at December 27, 2025 08:51 AM (VEsJT)
May she rest in peace, her suffering and tears wiped away in God's presence and may He comfort Schnorflepuppy in his grief.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 09:34 AM (wVcYX)
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If the measure gains enough signatures to reach the state ballot in November and wins approval, it will retroactively apply to anyone who lived in California as of Jan. 1, 2026. Those with $20 billion in assets who resided in the state on that date would face a one-time tax of $1 billion and have five years to pay it, according to the terms of the measure.
It will be $2 Million in about 7 years.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 27, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)
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@140 A.H. , it was sad to see O'Rourke become a squish. Maybe his cancer and mortality changed him. Give War a Chance was a hoot and very educational about why things fall apart.
Calling the stuff that is fed to people in refugee camps "Purina Famine Chow" was spot on for a lot of reasons
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 09:35 AM (2vrAX)
156 Again, for a day or two, this is fine. If we're talking about a week or more... that's when we look at a motel or think about heading to our other place in WV. Assuming travel is possible.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 09:33 AM (NwnyJ)
After Beryl, we were out for five and a half days. The dogs had been brought up to the house and, between and among the various generators, we managed well enough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 09:36 AM (tgvbd)
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Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 09:34 AM (wVcYX)
Amen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 09:36 AM (PFs9e)
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals and MisHum!!
''Tis the season to eat lots and lots of cookies!!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 27, 2025 09:36 AM (t0Out)
159
in both cases (Barry and O'Rourke) the change was due to ditching first wife and marrying woke young wife
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 27, 2025 09:36 AM (emBoF)
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Bill Maher: "Anyone who thinks you are a social activist and your number one issue isn't gender apartheid in the Muslim world: You are a joke."
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 09:30 AM (s1IWd)
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Never hear about female genital mutilation anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 09:37 AM (A0sqA)
That screaming woman in the green shirt in 2017 had no idea still be a meme in 2025... and beyond
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 09:37 AM (PU21p)
162
JB Pritzker Promises Democrats Will Hold ICE Agents Accountable
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker vows that when Democrats win, ICE agents will be held accountable for their actions. The statement underscores the party’s focus on immigration reform and protecting human rights.
Is this the (D) 26 campaign? Just plain old revenge!
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 27, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)
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We lost power for 40 hours last weekend. First night was fun. Second night not so much. Every two hours PG&E said the power was coming on in two hours like they were United Airlines.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 09:41 AM (A0sqA)
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Is this the (D) 26 campaign? Just plain old revenge!
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 27, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)
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Since the theme of the Biden Residency was "vengeance!", it is a good bet "revenge" is going to be big in their next campaign.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 09:41 AM (+zBf9)
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I wore the face diaper only because I figured, your store, your rules.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 09:32 AM (e1HT
I did not when I was in stupid Denver, and never got thrown out of a store, though I'd have been ok with it if I had. All the static I got was from Karen, and I had a lot of fun with her.
The one place they had me over a barrel was in the Children's Hospital, where they had checkpoints at the doors. I couldn't risk being thrown out there.
But even there, I'd just take it off once past the checkpoint, and never got called out by nurses or anything because it's a hospital for kids who can't get a serious case of Covid, and mine wasn't on a ward for people with respiratory problems.
With all the hysteria, I was surprised at how little pushback I actually got. I think everyone but Karen knew it was dumb and had zero commitment to the big lie.
And, of course, it was always nice encountering the other maskless bandits. The knowing glance and smile, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 09:41 AM (BI5O2)
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Schnorflepuppy,
Deepest condolences. May God's grace shine upon you and grant you peace.🙏
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 27, 2025 09:42 AM (AXupt)
168
in both cases (Barry and O'Rourke) the change was due to ditching first wife and marrying woke young wife
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 27, 2025 09:36 AM (emBoF)
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That right there is the epitome of BoomerCon failure. They were willing to sell out "social issues" in favor of lower taxes and a strong military. Guess what? If you give up social issues, you end up losing everything else.
But for a while, it was great. You could buy that summer home or winter cottage, dump your wife and upgrade to a younger, hotter model, discretely do drugs from time to time, and still wave the flag and salute "our veterans" whose company you conspicuously never joined, and who became progressively more demoralized as the military was made gay and girlish.
The social conservatives were stuck with nowhere else to go, and liars like the Bush family kept selling them a bill of goods about being pro-life, Evangelical, and supporting the 2A and doing absolutely jack shit about it.
And then Trump came along, and while he believed in none of those things, he was all about making deals, and if you want deals to stick, and keep making deals, YOU KEEP YOUR WORD. And that's what he did.
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Schnorflepuppy, my sincere condolences on your loss. My prayers and thoughts are with you and your family.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 27, 2025 09:43 AM (OF02a)
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My neighbor's kid is a Generac installer/service tech. So neighbor has a Generac and "free" labor on maintenance and repairs. During power outages, neighbor generously lets me run the yardwork outdoor extension cord from his back patio outlet to my fridge.
Am thinking about getting one of those solar inverter battery power contraptions - but it's more like looking through the Sears Christmas Wish Book at this point than any serious consideration.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2025 09:43 AM (wVcYX)
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>>How about this? These people don't get to have any investments while in Congress. You get audited every year and everything better match up to your salary and expenses, or you're off to the hoosegow for a 20yr stint. Family members, too.
And no pension. Pinch those taxpayer pennies, gentleman... you'll need 'em later.
You all say you're motivated by public service. So serve.
OR...and just hear me out here:
You can invest in anything you want while 'Serving'.
But, the Tax on your Gains will be 101%.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2025 09:45 AM (grNgC)
172
I've talked about this for a while, but for Christmas I got my wife the Ignatius Press Study Bible in the standard hardcover (the leather was just too rich for my taste).
She was thrilled when she opened it, like a kid getting a long-anticipated toy. It is a beautiful presentation, and if I can pry it away from her, look forward to checking out its copious notes and commentary.
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Since the theme of the Biden Residency was "vengeance!", it is a good bet "revenge" is going to be big in their next campaign.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 09:41 AM (+zBf9)
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The message was incoherent. The Dems said Trump wanted revenge, while they would unify the country, and then they would list all the people they would punish.
Honest voter rolls will turn this country deep red.
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Actually, scratch that. 401(k)s and IRAs should be allowed for public servants, but nothing else.
If they're forced into the same instruments as the hated subject classes, they might finally be motivated to start thinking about working for the common good of their constituents.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 09:50 AM (BI5O2)
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'Bout time for me to start on my errands. I'll be back for the Pet Thread!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 09:51 AM (wzUl9)
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That right there is the epitome of BoomerCon failure. They were willing to sell out "social issues" in favor of lower taxes and a strong military. Guess what? If you give up social issues, you end up losing everything else.
Your willingness to divide people using a communist, adman's contrivance is unbecoming.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:52 AM (U5+2P)
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23 While out and about on Christmas Eve, I ran into something truly awful - a funeral procession.
I can’t imagine there being a funeral then. Of course, death is terrible at any time but especially around Christmas.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 08:20 AM (muXU/)
I hope they didn’t put a little Santa hat on the coffin. Or on the pallbearers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 09:53 AM (Ku1ge)
Maybe, if they had to choose between Investing while 'serving' or receiving a pension?
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2025 09:53 AM (grNgC)
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I wore the face diaper only because I figured, your store, your rules.
Posted by: JM in Illinois
I saw a commentator mildly recommend the movie Eddington because it shows the insanity of the right during the pandemic. I watched a few minutes and, so far, it's about forcing people to mask up. That wasn't the right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2025 09:53 AM (L/fGl)
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Yes if the Marxists get back in power, it will turn into opening the Gulags
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 09:53 AM (Ia/+0)
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12/26 very sad update from Schnorflepuppy - his wife got progressively worse on Christmas Day, and passed away on 12/26.
Posted by: AnniesStew at December 27, 2025 08:51 AM (VEsJT)
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Please accept my condolences.
Yesterday, my wife and I made a pilgrimage to the diocesan Cathedral as part of the Jubilee Year. We said the Rosary, prayed the Pope's intentions and completed the requirements for an indulgence and I included the Horde in my prayer intentions. (It would be hilarious if those were ever read aloud - "We pray also for the Moron Horde, in all their travails and difficulties.")
On the way out, a women I've never met before asked if I was in the military (I wear my field jacket) and I said I used to be, so she blessed me as well.
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174 Actually, scratch that. 401(k)s and IRAs should be allowed for public servants, but nothing else.
If they're forced into the same instruments as the hated subject classes, they might finally be motivated to start thinking about working for the common good of their constituents.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Political office holder's and the public should be allowed the same benefits. Either way, no more no less. Burn their purple robes.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:55 AM (U5+2P)
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The Left have more projection than Pavarotti singing at the Grand Canyon with a loud speaker.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 09:55 AM (KDPiq)
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Good morning, best wishes and prayers up for all! I've been mostly out this past week, daughter number 3 (child 4) has been visiting me in Philly for Christmas- she just successfully finished her first semester of law school at Bama. We're going to see the Nutcracker today, went to Manhattan on Christmas day, lots of Philly sites over the course of the visit. It's been a wonderful blessing to have her here (and she's hoping for an internship here this summer as well). Number 5 is coming next week! Hope everyone's holiday has been as merry as mine.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 27, 2025 09:55 AM (IX8iX)
185 With all the hysteria, I was surprised at how little pushback I actually got. I think everyone but Karen knew it was dumb and had zero commitment to the big lie.
Back in the day where mega large corporate GSOCs were depending on me providing real C19 data, data collection was everything, from quantity and quality.
It was interesting, the "quality" of data generally came from universities using volunteer labor - labor where they were totally in on the Wuhan Death Miasma. The problem is the data was notoriously biased - but it was predictably biased and I knew the weaknesses and could account for them.
The most lackadaisical data came from hospitals where they assigned data aggregation and communication tasks w/r/t C19 to interns and candystripers. Turning the lights off in an empty room ranked a higher priority than providing mandated C19 related data.
So yeah, the smooth brains in academia definitely had a different return on data than those whose whole business is avoiding malpractice lawsuits while scraping as much third party money as possible.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 27, 2025 09:56 AM (a4flb)
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Schnorflepuppy, I'm so sorry for your loss. Praying for you and your family. May her memory be eternal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2025 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)
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A funeral home near me decorates the building for Christmas. Outlines all the roof lines with white lights. Wreaths and red ribbons on the windows.
Yeah...no.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:52 AM (U5+2P)
What he said is factual except it includes all generations whatever they're named.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 09:58 AM (KDPiq)
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Never hear about female genital mutilation anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 09:37 AM (A0sqA)
Because the Left generally, and Democrats specifically are in full alliance with Islam now, and Islam is clearly the dominant partner.
Someday someone on the left will look back and wonder how they could have gone so insane as to have gambled their entire parties future on Islamic terrorists, drug dealers, and illegal aliens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:00 AM (Ku1ge)
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Your willingness to divide people using a communist, adman's contrivance is unbecoming.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 09:52 AM (U5+2P)
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Stop it. Please. We use shorthand terms to describe the philosophies of various demographics, and BoomerCon describes exactly the unique confluence of "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" that emerged in the 1980s, which is in contrast to Paleoconservatism and Neoconservatism.
Divorce was previously regarded as a grave scandal, as was marital infidelity by society as a whole. What was the the difference between Gary Hart and Bill Clinton? The electorate had changed. A critical mass of voters existed in the 1980s to torpedo Hart's run, but by 1992, those values had shifted to the point that Clinton could obtain a plurality of votes, and that trend has continued.
If we cannot accurately described groups of people, then I guess the whole Somalian discussion must be banned as well.
191I wore the face diaper only because I figured, your store, your rules.
I went to a high end running shoe store with a specific order for three pairs.
They wouldn't let me in the store without a mask, I then asked if they would grab the three boxes and meet me out on the sidewalk to make the transaction.
They would rather call the police.
So I took my $500 to the internet, got a much better deal and forgot that shoe store ever existed.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 27, 2025 10:00 AM (a4flb)
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One thing corporations didn't learn during COVID is that Just in Time inventory is a business disaster waiting to happen .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:00 AM (KDPiq)
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I'm just impressed that Morgan takes tango lessons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 10:02 AM (nWPIJ)
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>> I took my $500 to the internet, got a much better deal and forgot that shoe store ever existed.
I haven't been in my local Record Shop or the cute little stationary store down the street since Covid.
I warned the owners that it would cost them 100% of my business going forward.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2025 10:02 AM (grNgC)
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187 A funeral home near me decorates the building for Christmas. Outlines all the roof lines with white lights. Wreaths and red ribbons on the windows.
Yeah...no.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Most groan worthy funeral parlor I’ve ever seen was in Navasota Texas, where one was quite clearly in an old Pizza Hut building.
2 free pizzas with every funeral?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:02 AM (Ku1ge)
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I just got word that two of the three teachers I had in sixth grade were in a terrible car wreck last night. One dead on scene, the other taken by Life Flight to Louisville Kentucky. A drunk crossed the center line and hit them head on. The one killed is the man who noticed that I needed to wear glasses. One of his sons is a state cop and graduated HS with me.
The other taught in that school when my son was in Jr high school. He worked at the local hardware store when he wasn't working at the school. He was a bit of a hard ass as a teacher.
Since the first time I watched the movie Fatman with Mel Gibson as Santa, I have thought Walton Goggins reminded me of someone. I just realized It was that teacher.
Damn.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2025 10:03 AM (2J/Lj)
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Today is the feast day of St. John the Apostle.
198e use shorthand terms to describe the philosophies of various demographics, and BoomerCon describes ...
So Rush Limbaugh was a "BoomerCon."
You are an idiot with an extremely broad brush and a tool that protects the politicians that brought all this shame on to the country.
Do better.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 27, 2025 10:04 AM (a4flb)
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The bargain used to be that public sector employment was guaranteed, but low wage+high benefits+free pension and private sector was high wage+bonus+ buy your own benefits and retirement.
Somewhere in the last 30 years the bureaucracy has got itself the high wages and bonuses in addition to all the other remuneration the public sector previously enjoyed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:04 AM (A0sqA)
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One thing that stands out in contrast between *biden's reign and Trump II is the judiciary. The were very compliant for *biden. Not so much with Trump.
The left regains the levers of power and *biden's 4 years will seem down right quaint in comparison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:05 AM (NwnyJ)
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I never wore a mask and the few times I was confronted I said I would comply and get my mask but I just kept shopping.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:05 AM (KDPiq)
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I think I averaged somewhere around 5-6k a year spending on LPs in that shop over the previous 10 year period.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2025 10:05 AM (grNgC)
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The most insane Covid thing: a guy in a grocery store telling me I wasn't following the direction of the arrows on the AISLE FLOOR. I just kept walking.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 10:06 AM (oweJN)
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Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 10:06 AM (oweJN)
The arrow thing was crazy.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:07 AM (KDPiq)
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The left regains the levers of power and *biden's 4 years will seem down right quaint in comparison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:05 AM (NwnyJ)
A new reign of terror. Impossible to overestimate how bad it will be.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 27, 2025 10:08 AM (VnsnO)
You are an idiot with an extremely broad brush and a tool that protects the politicians that brought all this shame on to the country.
Do better.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 27, 2025 10:04 AM (a4flb)
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Right to the personal attack. Nice.
How was Rush not a BoomerCon? Multiple wives, all about the money. Indeed, he got fat happy and stupid just like the rest. Remember, his first rule his picked up as a shock jock was never to apologize to your enemies.
And yet once he was a made man, he DID apologize in the face of an advertiser boycott over Sandra Fluke.
Like O'Rourke, in his prime he was brilliant, provocative, made great points, but he also fell in line with whatever slop the GOP Establishment dished out.
207We use shorthand terms to describe the philosophies of various demographics
I have one for yours. Hope you feel special.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 27, 2025 10:08 AM (zdLoL)
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A new reign of terror. Impossible to overestimate how bad it will be.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 27, 2025 10:08 AM (VnsnO)
Red States won't take it lying down .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:09 AM (KDPiq)
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We use shorthand terms to describe the philosophies of various demographics, and BoomerCon describes exactly the unique confluence of "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" that emerged in the 1980s
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Candy Owens and Tucker are BatshitCon. Heavy on the Con.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2025 10:09 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat But for My Penis at December 27, 2025 10:11 AM (Bs8oy)
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200 One thing that stands out in contrast between *biden's reign and Trump II is the judiciary. The were very compliant for *biden. Not so much with Trump.
The left regains the levers of power and *biden's 4 years will seem down right quaint in comparison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:05 AM (NwnyJ)
It’s exposed a great weakness in our system, we can only hope we collectively have the nerve and confidence to fix it. Ever since FDR we’ve lived and accepted the lie that the Judiciary isn’t political, when in fact it is every bit as political as all the rest, but lies about it constantly. The left has used that lie to their great advantage for 80 years now, andnn be it’s up to us to correct it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:11 AM (Ku1ge)
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200 One thing that stands out in contrast between *biden's reign and Trump II is the judiciary. The were very compliant for *biden. Not so much with Trump.
The left regains the levers of power and *biden's 4 years will seem down right quaint in comparison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:05 AM (NwnyJ)
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The next time the dems win it all ( white House, senate, and house) they will pack SCOTUS. Then S**** y** John Roberts for enabling all this anarchy
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 10:11 AM (1SgbD)
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I have one for yours. Hope you feel special.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 27, 2025 10:08 AM (zdLoL)
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We all are part of demographics, and should be able to discuss them rationally. Voting blocs have existed since the foundation of the country, and there are clear lines between age groups just as there are for ethnicity and religion. I'm not sure why people get so worked up over it that they have to throw personal insults.
Show counterexamples if you want to prove me wrong.
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I think I slept 9 hours maybe a bit more last night.
Feel like a slug who needs a nap
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 10:13 AM (Ia/+0)
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Candy Owens and Tucker are BatshitCon. Heavy on the Con.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2025 10:09 AM (L/fGl)
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Modern influencers are hard to generalize because they shift ground so radically and so often. I mean, that is really what they have in common: all their principles seem to have an expiration date.
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>>I have one for yours. Hope you feel special.
Generation Whine
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 10:14 AM (Y1sOo)
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Schnorflepuppy,
Peace be with you. I’m so sad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 10:14 AM (IhIKR)
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>>Modern influencers are hard to generalize because they shift ground so radically and so often. I mean, that is really what they have in common: all their principles seem to have an expiration date.
Utilitarians have no Principles. Only Tools.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2025 10:14 AM (grNgC)
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 27, 2025 10:12 AM (ZOv7s)
Boomercon is name calling and painting your correct point about the con change toward social liberalism with too broad a brush.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:15 AM (KDPiq)
But the CIA is not going to use my erection as an antenna relay for their mind-control beams.
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat But for My Penis at December 27, 2025 10:15 AM (Bs8oy)
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Boomers elected Reagan and the first Republican House majority in 40 years.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:16 AM (KDPiq)
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Like O'Rourke, in his prime he was brilliant, provocative, made great points, but he also fell in line with whatever slop the GOP Establishment dished out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 27, 2025 10:08 AM (ZOv7s)
Oh now you’re in trouble, you blasphemed the Saint.
But I will say that one thing I liked about him was that in his last ten years or so, it was easy to tell that he was reading this site and a couple like it and getting his best lines from it. People would say we were just copying Rush - naaah, we were writing his lines for him. But he had a good delivery.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:16 AM (Ku1ge)
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Lol
Red States will take it on their knees like they always do
Red states are
Poorer
Less educated
Have shorter life spans
Much higher suicide rates
Higher homicide rates
Higher rates of crime
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 27, 2025 10:17 AM (/NlQo)
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Red States won't take it lying down .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:09 AM (KDPiq)
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Yeah, they can do what they want in Washington, but compliance is going to be an obstacle. The right showed a great deal of patience over the Biden years precisely because they figured the system still had a chance to right itself, and that was the correct decision.
But the more lawless the left becomes, the more willing to break laws it declared sacrosanct only a couple of years ago, the more willing to let people die to get what they want, the less patience there will be.
Add to that the inherent accelerationism of the online left and there could well be a kinetic confrontation. That being said, a lot can happen in a short amount of time to completely alter the strategic landscape.
Just because something hasn't happened doesn't mean that it won't happen.
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I want to influence anyone who calls themselves an influencer with an influential boot up their ass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:18 AM (Ku1ge)
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Boomercon is name calling and painting your correct point about the con change toward social liberalism with too broad a brush.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:15 AM (KDPiq)
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How is it pejorative?
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Stop it. Please. We use shorthand terms to describe the philosophies of various demographics, and BoomerCon describes exactly the unique confluence of "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" that emerged in the 1980s, which is in contrast to Paleoconservatism and Neoconservatism.
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Yes, stop it, please.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 10:19 AM (9y1CY)
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Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 27, 2025 10:17 AM (/NlQo)
You take your meds today? Evil, Sucking Dicks and Stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:20 AM (KDPiq)
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But I will say that one thing I liked about him was that in his last ten years or so, it was easy to tell that he was reading this site and a couple like it and getting his best lines from it. People would say we were just copying Rush - naaah, we were writing his lines for him. But he had a good delivery.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:16 AM (Ku1ge)
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I loved Rush in the 1990s, and I still mind myself wondering what he would say about things. At his peak, he was peerless, hilarious and spot on. The fake commercials, the parody songs, the updates - never a dull moment.
But he got comfy, and seemed weirdly obsessed with various enterprises like tea, and books and stuff. He reminded me of Johnny Carson - still great, but the hunger was gone.
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Like O'Rourke, in his prime he was brilliant, provocative, made great points, but he also fell in line with whatever slop the GOP Establishment dished out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 27, 2025 10:08 AM (ZOv7s)
Correct...Rush was an entertainer first. He never crossed the line to actually get anything done to "change" anything as long as his toast was getting buttered. I enjoyed his show and especially his comedic bits, but he was just another paid clown maintaining the status quo.
Posted by: Bo Snerdley at December 27, 2025 10:21 AM (R/m4+)
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Modern influencers are hard to generalize because they shift ground so radically and so often. I mean, that is really what they have in common: all their principles seem to have an expiration date.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Like my diets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 27, 2025 10:21 AM (L/fGl)
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You were vulnerable to my attack while you walked INTO the Outback Steakhouse, so you needed to wear a mask.
But once you were seated safely in the booth I couldn't hurt you, so you could take it off.
Posted by: COVID 19 at December 27, 2025 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)
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How is it pejorative?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 27, 2025 10:18 AM (ZOv7s)
You made it so. You didn't write it just as a descriptive . You defined it negatively. And it took away from your greater point in which I agree.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:22 AM (KDPiq)
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If Congressional investing bothers people then apply the same rules the government forced in me when I worked as a banker in NYC: All trades must be pre-approved and can only be done through the Congressional broker; the compliance people keep a "no trade" list of companies with business before a specific Congressman, and buying/selling in those companies can only occur during specified days of the quarter; and all trades are public knowledge. In the case of Congress, I would say public knowledge in advance of the trade.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 10:22 AM (S729R)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 10:19 AM (9y1CY)
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Stop what? Show me where the term is incorrect, or offer another one to describe the politics of O'Rourke and his ilk. He was very much not of the National Review mold.
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I am takkng it Karoline Leavitt is pregnant, good for her but that will be the end of job eventually
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 10:23 AM (Ia/+0)
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Those damn Libras. I hate those guys. Pussies. Make a fvcking decision for once.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:24 AM (A0sqA)
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I enjoyed his show and especially his comedic bits, but he was just another paid clown maintaining the status quo.
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Given his cultural impact for change I might rate this the single most bewildering comment I've ever read here.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 10:25 AM (S729R)
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Lay off A.H. Lloyd, everyone. Have we become “No Labels” now? Good grief.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)
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The Left is furious and dangerous, but the days where they could take over and run things are gone, they’ve hit their limits and are breaking down. Look at the places they run - in the US, California, NY, Illinois, internationally most of the EU and Venezuela - all of them are sliding into full economic collapse, because the systems they espouse have broken down completely.
They can create terror, but they cannot run anything successfully anymore. (And full authoritarian regimes are not counter examples, they are just the only semi viable end state of leftism - and even they are fragile)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:25 AM (Ku1ge)
241 Just because something hasn't happened doesn't mean that it won't happen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 27, 2025 10:17 AM (ZOv7s)
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The left has figured -- correctly, so far -- that the ratchet of power moves only in one direction. But the country seems headed towards a split. The old rules will be tossed out.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 10:25 AM (1SgbD)
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I don't hold any political pundit with great respect . To me they are just another person with an opinion.
Of course there are another class I call thinkers that go beyond just issuing opinions.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:25 AM (KDPiq)
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For all the theater they has taken place
For all the cubbies that MAGA had gotten Trump has only detained 1 200th of the undocumented migrants
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 27, 2025 10:27 AM (/NlQo)
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236 I am takkng it Karoline Leavitt is pregnant, good for her but that will be the end of job eventually
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 10:23 AM (Ia/+0)
Just the end of an entertaining job and the beginning of a truly important one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:27 AM (Ku1ge)
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You made it so. You didn't write it just as a descriptive . You defined it negatively. And it took away from your greater point in which I agree.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:22 AM (KDPiq)
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If I point out that a specific political program failed, is that being negative or accurate? Or are we not allowed to learn from past mistakes because feelings might be hurt?
The right prioritized tax relief over family formation and traditional values, and the results were disastrous.
It is also true that those advocating looser social restrictions are now clutching their pearls about Trump's vulgarity. Guys who wrote essays about how to drive real fast while on drugs and getting your wing-wang stroked and not spilling your drink regard Trump as just too vulgar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:27 AM (Ku1ge)
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236 I am takkng it Karoline Leavitt is pregnant, good for her but that will be the end of job eventually
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 10:23 AM (Ia/+0)
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I didn't know. I will miss her.She is such a happy warrior.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 10:28 AM (1SgbD)
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I don't really care who replaces Leavitt, as long as it's an uneducated psychotic with at least 15 previous murders under his belt. Spring him from Bedlam, hand him a machete, wheel him up to the lectern, and pop the ratchet straps on his Hannibal Lecter handtruck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 10:28 AM (BI5O2)
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I always appreciated Rush's forthright honesty:
"My goal is to attract and hold the largest audience possible so as to be able to charge advertisers confiscatory rates."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 10:28 AM (BI5O2)
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I want to influence anyone who calls themselves an influencer with an influential boot up their ass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:18 AM (Ku1ge)
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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:28 AM (A0sqA)
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 27, 2025 10:27 AM (ZOv7s)
Now you're being obtuse. I said I agreed with your point. But you laid it all on 'Boomercons' which I disagree with. Again Boomercons as you call the elected Reagan and Newt's Congress.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:29 AM (KDPiq)
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They can create terror, but they cannot run anything successfully anymore. (And full authoritarian regimes are not counter examples, they are just the only semi viable end state of leftism - and even they are fragile)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 10:25 AM (Ku1ge)
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Correct. They dream of camps, but they also neuter the cops. They crippled the military, and the stunt of the Seditious 6 gave the game away.
If there are ballot disputes, it will be Trump's DOJ pushing the investigations. Big difference.
255The whole bit about Reps and Sens drawing full lifetime pensions after 5 years, though, has long pissed me off. Screw term limits, why not end BS like that? Make holding office such that they are begging to get back in the private sector after a short time.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 09:25 AM (muXU/)
1. They should get the equivalent of a 401k, just like us. I bet the rules would be better then.
2. They all make millions every year in the market, why do they need a pension?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 10:30 AM (ExV1e)
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Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2025 10:03 AM (2J/Lj)
I'm sorry about your teachers. You have some great memories. I still recall mine in the 5th and 6th grade before everyone was "Woke". Darn drunk drivers!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 10:31 AM (rZCVI)
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Ah yes. Dave Barry.
boom goes the boomer
good morning! praying for all
I remember when that shithead wrote for The Miami Herald. He wasn't funny then and not funny now. Used to get him and that other commie shithead Carl Hiaasen mixed up. Old farts who need to go away already and stop bothering folks.
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Explains why the only time I see him linked is at Insty.
He's never been funny.
Doonsbury if it was long form.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 27, 2025 10:31 AM (HXT0k)
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Every damn Saturday. It got old (no pun) a long time ago.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 10:31 AM (Y1sOo)
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Unmedicated, not uneducated
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 10:28 AM (BI5O2)
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Embrace the power of "and"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:32 AM (A0sqA)
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Horde have a nice day. Leaving due to the incessant brawls breaking out, saw it I believe, last night on the ONT as well. I thought we could speak our minds without going to personal attacks. Oh well, the pet thread should be better.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 27, 2025 10:32 AM (2NHgQ)
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Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 27, 2025 10:27 AM (/NlQo)
Then why are your fellow retards so upset about it.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:32 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat But for My Penis at December 27, 2025 10:34 AM (Bs8oy)
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Now you're being obtuse. I said I agreed with your point. But you laid it all on 'Boomercons' which I disagree with. Again Boomercons as you call the elected Reagan and Newt's Congress.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:29 AM (KDPiq)
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Boomers were not a majority of the electorate in 1980. Voting patterns skew towards the old, which was the WW II generation (and even older). Boomers were as a whole more liberal than their parents, and we saw this at the ballot box as the 80s turned into the 1990s. The advent of the GOP congressional majority involved several factors, which included massive scandals with the House bank, immense Dem corruption, a unified (and popular) national GOP program, and redistricting that weakened long-standing Dem gerrymanders.
It's funny how the latter is only now getting a lot of attention, but Michigan elected a GOP governor in 1990, and that set the table for a bunch of seats to flip in 1994.
This fetish of negatively classifying peoples habits and personalities by some pseudo grouping generated by advertising agencies has been brought to your attention, by others, before.
For some reason you block understanding that you are sewing division within the group that you claim identify.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 10:35 AM (9y1CY)
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> Red States won't take it lying down .
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I dunno about that. The public might be agitated, but the politicos don't give a shit. They get paid regardless.
And not to put too fine a point on this, but a year into Trump II and not a single person is in prison for all the shit that went down between 2016 and 2024. Not for a lack of trying, but the judiciary isn't in a mood to help.
And neither is the GOP. With the onus of governing as Trump has intoned to them, they're suspiciously quiet and inactive. Like waiting for the midterms to relieve them of some burden that would compel them to act.
Will all that change? I've no idea. But historically we'll get screwed because the Republicans are the weak link in a legislative/judiciary/executive triad with the left in control.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:35 AM (NwnyJ)
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237 Those damn Libras. I hate those guys. Pussies. Make a fvcking decision for once.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:24 AM (A0sqA)
Tell us more of this common scourge.............
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at December 27, 2025 10:37 AM (jrgJz)
I still see covidiots driving around in their cars all by themselves with face diapers on.
A whole lot of mush-headed sheeple were permanently damaged. They're never coming back.
Posted by: Delurker at December 27, 2025
I see the damned things everywhere here. Why do you think I call it "Maskachusetts?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 10:38 AM (ufSfZ)
274More importantly, there's no such thing as a Muslim or illegal alien fire, and there are basically no all-white NYC neighborhoods they can let burn down 4MuhJusticez. It's much harder to politicize firefighting than policing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2025 09:01 AM
We'll see. Los Angeles DEI'd their fire department and we all know how that affected the fires fighting out there.
Won't matter how good fire fighters are if they are sabotaged by their "leadership".
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 10:38 AM (P5BPp)
275JB Pritzker Promises Democrats Will Hold ICE Agents Accountable
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker vows that when Democrats win, ICE agents will be held accountable for their actions. The statement underscores the party’s focus on immigration reform and protecting human rights.
Is this the (D) 26 campaign? Just plain old revenge!
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 27, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)
Remember... Democrats are almost entirely opposed to illegal immigration. It was all, and entirely, Joe Biden. There was just nothing that they could do. The force of his will was too strong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 10:39 AM (ExV1e)
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osted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 27, 2025 10:27 AM (/NlQo)
Then why are your fellow retards so upset about it.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:32 AM (KDPiq)
To be fair the retards are always mad about something.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:39 AM (MvI35)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 10:39 AM (2WIwB)
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You're not sewing division, you're sowing division.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at December 27, 2025 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)
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He accidentally said the opposite of what he meant to say...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 10:39 AM (Q+8fu)
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He accidentally said the opposite of what he meant to say...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 27, 2025 10:39 AM (Q+8fu)
Hah.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:40 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: It's in the bible at December 27, 2025 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)
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This fetish of negatively classifying peoples habits and personalities by some pseudo grouping generated by advertising agencies has been brought to your attention, by others, before.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 10:35 AM (9y1CY)
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Yes, you keep screaming it's communist ad men with offering any other frame to discuss shifts in electoral policies. I guess we just have to not talk about certain things. If you don't like the framing, come up with a more accurate one.
Don't just say I'm wrong or divisive without showing me where I am wrong. Generations are not monolithic, but there are commonalities due to share experiences, beliefs and economic conditions.
Shall I call the socially liberal/fiscal conservative strain that emerged in the 1980s O'Rourke Republicans? Shall I adopt his "Reptile" moniker?
It's interesting that the dispute is not about the topic but the mere attempt to have the discussion.
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Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Haven't scrolled through all the comments yet. In fact, I'm usually not on during the weekends, but I'm at a bit of a loose end today.
One thing I will share, based on an experience yesterday - one of the hardest things in the world to learn is not caring.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 10:43 AM (ufSfZ)
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I have now been blowing my nose every 10 minutes for each waking hour for the past day and today. What a pain in the nose! I am glad I didn't have this nose running on Christmas Eve, but unfortunately I have to cancel worship at the senior center . Spouse is sick as well ( he's the tech man) and we don't want to give anyone to the dear older folks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 10:44 AM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2025 10:44 AM (Wnv9h)
286 Lay off A.H. Lloyd, everyone. Have we become “No Labels” now? Good grief.
Posted by: Bulg
Coffee Party
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 10:44 AM (pkeXY)
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278 You're not sewing division, you're sowing division.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at December 27, 2025 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)
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He accidentally said the opposite of what he meant to say...
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Astute observations contribute much clarity to the dispute.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 10:45 AM (9y1CY)
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A.H., I agree with you and don’t understand why everyone’s hackles got raised by what you posted.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)
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Nick Shirley is a "citizen journalist" type that usually films antifa/BLM riots and stuff like that. He spent 1 day in Minnesota visiting some of the offices of groups that took aid for things like daycare or food for kids.
In 1 day he found over $110 million of fraud. The businesses were mostly empty offices. One claimed to be doing daycare for 102 kids and had exactly zero. The fraud is so obvious there's no way anyone in MN government didn't know what was going on.
Here's his 40 minute video.
https://tinyurl.com/9zrfk6ws
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2025 10:46 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at December 27, 2025 10:46 AM (tljrc)
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Gentlemen, you can’t fight here, this is a Smart Military Blog!
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)
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Lay off A.H. Lloyd, everyone. Have we become “No Labels” now? Good grief.
Posted by: Bulg
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Pick a fight, you're in a fight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 10:48 AM (9y1CY)
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Good morning hordemates!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 10:39 AM (2WIwB)
What's so good about it?
Splitter!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 10:48 AM (p5Ey8)
295 You're not sewing division, you're sowing division.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at December 27, 2025 10:38 AM
irregardless, it's a mute point
they'll never tow the line
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 10:48 AM (tljrc)
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The ASS is right, less than 1% of illegals have been deported. Some of it is due to “judges” but it can’t all be put on them.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:48 AM (MvI35)
297S'up, MP4?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2025 10:44 AM (Wnv9h)
Not much. Got a writing project to do, but no real energy. We had a coating of snow yesterday, but I'm hoping the neighbor kids will offer to clear it before I'm forced to go out. Other than that, a quiet Christmas. At some point, I need to make a list of all the work that needs to be done around the house for 2026.
How about you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 10:48 AM (ufSfZ)
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You're not sewing division, you're sowing division.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at December 27, 2025 10:38 AM
irregardless, it's a mute point
they'll never tow the line
Posted by: Alto
I could care less about any of this.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:49 AM (MvI35)
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And the two contrarian schticks show up again at the exact same time. lol
Posted by: one hour sober at December 27, 2025 10:49 AM (Y1sOo)
300 *sigh*
I love my cats, but I really don't need an audience while I eat my meals...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Have you experienced the "nobody poops alone" with cats in the house?
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2025 10:49 AM (QVxot)
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284 I have now been blowing my nose every 10 minutes for each waking hour for the past day and today. What a pain in the nose! I am glad I didn't have this nose running on Christmas Eve, but unfortunately I have to cancel worship at the senior center . Spouse is sick as well ( he's the tech man) and we don't want to give anyone to the dear older folks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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When that happens to me I take a dose of horse paste. It may be psychological but it works.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 10:50 AM (9y1CY)
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No one generation elects someone.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:38 AM (MvI35)
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Well, if one is vastly larger than the others, it is the center of gravity. When I was in college, I interned on a congressional campaign and the manager decided that the center of gravity was a particular municipality whose votes could make or break the primary election.
This was true, but the rural areas also added up, and what ended up happening was that the campaign focused exclusively on that jurisdiction, ignoring the rest, and while they did gain a majority, the lop-sided losses elsewhere crushed them.
We've seen something similar in 2024. The Boomer demographic is still the largest, but losing other demos badly adds up, especially if the Boomers are narrowly divided. This is nothing new, btw, as we recall Clinton's "Soccer Moms" or Reagan's "Blue Collar Democrats."
It's all about building the coalition to get you there. The point I was trying to make is that O'Rourke and his ilk thought they were the backbone of the GOP coalition, but they're not, and their desertion was offset by gains elsewhere. Their formula ultimately failed, whatever you want to call it.
https://tinyurl.com/9zrfk6ws
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2025 10:46 AM
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I'm becoming a big fan of Nick Shirley.
This whole internet thing is so much better than television.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)
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An amazing g story of kindness towards a homeless man in Wales.
https://tinyurl.com/msuzey4u
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 10:51 AM (Nx5jP)
306 You're not sewing division, you're sowing division.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Grammar Gestapo
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irregardless, it's a mute point
they'll never tow the line
Posted by: AltonJackson
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There, their, they're. Don't get you're panties all bunched up.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2025 10:51 AM (QVxot)
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 27, 2025 10:43 AM (ZOv7s)
You blamed it on Boomers, probably the biggest demographic at aos. Keep fucking that monkey.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:52 AM (KDPiq)
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Why is this significant? Because that faction is still trying to regain control, and to stop it, we have to fully understand why it failed. We cannot go back because the world has changed on a fundamental level. The path to future success simply can't be built on the old, failed foundation.
That is a discussion worth having, and I'm happy to use whatever labels people prefer.
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Just horrible.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:51 AM (cYBz/)
I'm so sorry. I will pray.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 10:52 AM (Nx5jP)
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I love a good boomer pile on as much as the next guy. But blaming or giving credit to boomers for elections doesn’t work. Too many people above and below any one generation affect the outcome of elections to give credit or blame to them.
But if we’re playing that game..GenX totes elected Ttump in 2024. 🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:52 AM (MvI35)
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Have you experienced the "nobody poops alone" with cats in the house?
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2025 10:49 AM (QVxot)
Mine practice the "What are you doing, Dave (my name's not Dave, weirdos)" routine, whenever I sit down to this here pooter.
However, some of the more cogent comments I make are when they walk across the keyboard, so there's that.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 10:53 AM (p5Ey8)
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Just horrible.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:51 AM (cYBz/)
Can't get much worse than that. Prayers.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:53 AM (KDPiq)
That's funny right there. 'Cause everyone born from 45 to 65 is the same. Or something...
Please carry on. That's entertainment.
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 10:53 AM (XuXeR)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December
Thanks. I'm not sure I can get that stuff here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 10:54 AM (Nx5jP)
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These Boomers sound like horrible people. I'm glad I'm not one.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 10:54 AM (vFG9F)
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I love a good boomer pile on as much as the next guy.. .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Not as much as us - We invented naked, coed Twister.
Really. Okay, it would be frightening now but still. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:55 AM (cYBz/)
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315 These Boomers sound like horrible people. I'm glad I'm not one.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 10:54 AM (vFG9F)
They have sad old man balls that are sad and old.
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat But for My Penis at December 27, 2025 10:55 AM (Bs8oy)
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Please carry on. That's entertainment.
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 10:53 AM (XuXeR)
I never understood why anyone gets worked up about "their generation."
Phony media brainwashing. Almost as silly as horoscopes.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 10:55 AM (p5Ey8)
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>>I'm becoming a big fan of Nick Shirley.
This whole internet thing is so much better than television.
He did more actual reporting on the Somali crime wave in MN than any network news has done. A free X account following people like him, Mike Benz, DataRepublican, etc. is much more informative than traditional media.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2025 10:55 AM (viF8m)
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So glad I was able to choose my own birth date.
Posted by: Wait, wut? at December 27, 2025 10:56 AM (2Ez/1)
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It's like watching someone pull taffy. But someone is just the cruel persistence of gravity.
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat But for My Penis at December 27, 2025 10:56 AM (Bs8oy)
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In 1980 some Boomers weren’t old enough to vote. And they were also the youngest voters who vote at lower rates than the olds. So in 1980 and even I’d argue 1984, even though they were the biggest group physically they didn’t have a corresponding influence. That came in 1988 and beyond. They elected Papa Bush and Clinton.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:56 AM (MvI35)
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Finally getting light out. It’s cold and gray. Lucy is snoring.
Need some coffee.
Then pack my range bag.
And yes, Gen X elected Trump. Three times!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 10:56 AM (YJQ8M)
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These Boomers sound like horrible people. I'm glad I'm not one.
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 10:54 AM (vFG9F)
Even if I was, I don't have a lawn, so I can't tell anyone to get off it.
Now that's sad.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 10:57 AM (p5Ey8)
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The ingenious idea of Nick Shirley to knock on the door of daycare centers and ask, "Where are the kids?"
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 27, 2025 10:57 AM (OEaS0)
326Again Boomercons as you call the elected Reagan and Newt's Congress.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:29 AM (KDPiq)
They also elected Clinton and both Bushes. As for Congress, other than being a brake on what the Democrats would have done, what has it achieved?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 10:57 AM (ExV1e)
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These Boomers sound like horrible people. I'm glad I'm not one"
What kind of boomer? By race? Religion? Height? Weight?
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 10:58 AM (XuXeR)
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So glad I was able to choose my own birth date.
Posted by: Wait, wut? at December 27, 2025 10:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Why not, it's 2025.
Or so THEY say. I self identify as living in the year 47.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 10:58 AM (p5Ey8)
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A similar cup I bought 30 years ago after a promotion
Dogbert: "Let me drop everything and work on your problem"
https://tinyurl.com/y643rmwe
Posted by: Happy at December 27, 2025 10:59 AM (2kJZi)
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What kind of boomer? By race? Religion? Height? Weight?
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 10:58 AM (XuXeR)
Sometimes, depending on what I ate.....
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 10:59 AM (p5Ey8)
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Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:56 AM (MvI35)
1945-1965
I know math is hard.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:59 AM (KDPiq)
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Yeah, I totally made it up. That's the ticket."
Well, that's what seems to be the working definition of "boomer", so...
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:00 AM (XuXeR)
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"What kind of boomer? By race? Religion? Height? Weight?
Posted by: man "
Boomers that do boomery things?
Posted by: fd at December 27, 2025 11:00 AM (vFG9F)
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Heh.
"I'd like to get the paperwork so I can register little Joey for daycare."
And then the hijab wearing black skinned lady gives him a blank stare.
Priceless.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 11:00 AM (2Ez/1)
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Or so THEY say. I self identify as living in the year 47.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 10:58 AM (p5Ey-----
I thought everyone here is 29.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 27, 2025 11:01 AM (OEaS0)
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They also elected Clinton and both Bushes. As for Congress, other than being a brake on what the Democrats would have done, what has it achieved?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 10:57 AM (ExV1e)
Hah Other than that?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:01 AM (KDPiq)
A violent black woman beats an Asian lady for not accepting her EBT card to pay for her nails.
X video: https://bit.ly/44Gczb6
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 11:02 AM (P5BPp)
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The Baby Boom was from 1946 to 1964.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 27, 2025 11:01 AM (OEaS0)
Agree that one year difference is probably more accurate.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:02 AM (KDPiq)
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Everyone here IS 29, except for the child prodigy TJM, and JJ Sefton, who, with all his birthdays, is now somewhere north of 43,000.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:03 AM (77rzZ)
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My in laws are the textbook boomers. God people I like them a lot. But every now and then they’ll throw out something where I’m like how do you have so little self awareness.
My MIL was complaining that their insurance rates went up. And I’m like oh what was she increase. It was $30/mo. It’s some federal employee plan, as she worked for the feds which is basically free. They pay like $300/mo. Mind you they both retired 20+ years ago in their 50s and have been on this essentially free plan since.
I did t say anything but I was thinking are fucking kidding? I pay $1000 a month for my employer’s subsidized plan. If I bought it on my own it would be $2000. And you’re complaint about $30 extra?
It’s the embodiment of the entitled attitude of people that age.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:04 AM (MvI35)
And yes, Gen X elected Trump. Three times!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 10:56 AM
Happy shootin', nurse!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2025 11:04 AM (Wnv9h)
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Got gasoline, fired up the snow blower, and cleared the driveways of six neighbors' places.
I think I'm gonna take the rest of the day off and just sit in the chair in front of the computer and do amusing stuff.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 27, 2025 11:04 AM (O7YUW)
347Everyone here IS 29, except for the child prodigy TJM, and JJ Sefton, who, with all his birthdays, is now somewhere north of 43,000.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:03 AM
Gen-X here (1976). 6 weeks until the big 5-0.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 11:05 AM (P5BPp)
348You blamed it on Boomers, probably the biggest demographic at aos. Keep fucking that monkey.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:52 AM (KDPiq)
Allow me to say, as a Boomer, that some people lack the ability to separate themselves from the demographic groups they inhabit.
I can look at the general trends surrounding boomers, and veterans, and people with STEM degrees, and understand the ways in which I differ from the norm. Consequently, either praising - or castigating - those groups for their generalized behavior doesn't bother me.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 11:05 AM (ExV1e)
349The ingenious idea of Nick Shirley to knock on the door of daycare centers and ask, "Where are the kids?"
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 27, 2025 10:57 AM (OEaS0)
It is an ingenious idea. But is it going to change anything? I'm willing to bet of he visits the same places a year from now, they'll still be open and no one will have so much as even been charged with fraud, let alone jailed.
This is why I hold out no hope for the midterms. I know that there are many people like me, who voted Trump for revenge and are not only pissed off, but feel like suckers because the country's biggest traitors are still guilty as sin and free as a bird. Why vote GOP when they're in the business of screwing me over?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 11:05 AM (ufSfZ)
I know math is hard.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 10:59 AM (KDPiq)
I always heard it was '46 - '64.
The Cardinals won the World Series in '46, and didn't win again until '64. So it was easy for me to remember.
If I had grown up a Yankees fan, then the Boomers would be from '47 (but not '4, then '49 - '53, and not '54 or '55, '56, but not '57, then '58, not '59 or '60, then finally '61 and '62, but not again until 1977.
What a strange generation, the Yankee Boomers.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:05 AM (aIUZW)
Hmm. Yet big data (usually garbage, I know) shows the same base on either side of the upwards curve to be beyond those years.
It's a if the concept is sort of...fiction.
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:08 AM (XuXeR)
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The Baby Boom was from 1946 to 1964.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 27, 2025 11:01 AM (OEaS0)
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There's an article in the First Things archive that claims that the Sexual Revolution was result of the crash in birth rates during the war years. Births didn't really pick up until demobilization and started really going in 1947.
Fast forward to 1965 and the years immediately after. The girls born in 1947 and after are now finishing high school and looking for husbands, and women tend to seek out older, more established men rather than exact contemporaries (especially back then). Problem: the men in the marriage pool are very few due to the war. This makes competition fierce, and puts men in a position to ask more before the ring is put on it.
As the years march on, the problem actually worsens, because the Boom years are matched against the absolute nadir for the male population - 1943-45. The article contends that this was the dry tinder that fed the Sexual Revolution, and that the whole "burn the bra" thing was led by older women who "left over" and now approaching 30. I had never considered it, and I think The Pill played a role, but not as much as people think.
358
Tail-end Boomer here. 63 this coming February.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 11:08 AM (ufSfZ)
359 The bedrock of Mao's cultural revolution was to blame the problems of the current entirely on the older generations and older customs. It created a generation of ruthless, merciless and mindless killers who gleefully slaughtered 20 million people to help create the wonder of modern China, a totalitarian nightmare.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:09 AM (9y1CY)
360It is an ingenious idea. But is it going to change anything? I'm willing to bet of he visits the same places a year from now, they'll still be open and no one will have so much as even been charged with fraud, let alone jailed.
This is why I hold out no hope for the midterms. I know that there are many people like me, who voted Trump for revenge and are not only pissed off, but feel like suckers because the country's biggest traitors are still guilty as sin and free as a bird. Why vote GOP when they're in the business of screwing me over?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 11:05 AM
Yep. In fact, Walz just started a new program to help illegals in Minnesota. He knows he's not going to face any consequences for any of this.
Despite the MASSIVE Somali fraud scandal, Tim Walz announces a NEW welfare program for Somalis and other illegals
X video: https://bit.ly/3MRJCTu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 11:09 AM (P5BPp)
361
447 Much of the vitriol directed at Boomers (I am a very late boomer) is pure, unadulterated jealousy.
Because the facts are quite different than the lazy suppositions made by people who are reflexively critical of Boomers.
We paid into SS and Medicare for 40+ years. We suffered through the financial malaise of the 1970s and early 1980s (and the dotcom bubble and the recession of 2008+).
We managed the ups and downs of the economy without whining like little bitches about being owed a universal basic income. We went to work five days a week!
You don't like our success? Tough shit. Make your own success, and stop blaming others for your sloth and weakness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM (9y1CY)
362
"It is an ingenious idea. But is it going to change anything? I'm willing to bet of he visits the same places a year from now, they'll still be open and no one will have so much as even been charged with fraud, let alone jailed."
###
So you're saying Nothing Will Happen?
Posted by: The person who always says that at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM (2Ez/1)
363
It's a if the concept is sort of...fiction.
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:08 AM (XuXeR)
Yeah, I think one of my comments got wiped out due to the VPN, but to me "my generation" is roughly as meaningful as horoscopes.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM (aIUZW)
364Hah Other than that?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:01 AM (KDPiq)
Every single day we get comments about how the Republican controlled Congress has done nothing to cement the changes made by Trump. Republicans have controlled Congress for most of the debt.
They are Democrats running in districts where Democrats can't get elected. They are, generally, lifelong pro-government, big-government drones who will mouth 'conservative' platitudes whenever they need a vote and ignore them the rest of the time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM (ExV1e)
365
Us GenXers just do our thing. Millenials vs boomers has been a fun food fight to watch. GenX vs Millenials is now a thing which is the most hilarious one yet.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM (MvI35)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 27, 2025 11:01 AM
-ish
mustn't forget the "-ish" factor
what does someone born in 1962 have in common with someone born in 1946?
my thoughts on the boomer years are from the end of WWII up to JFK taking office in 1961
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM (tljrc)
367
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 11:05 AM (ExV1e)
I'm not defending Boomers. My point was the variables and multiple existing 'generations' as you point out don't lend to the argument of blaming one specific generation. That's all.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:11 AM (KDPiq)
I will also have paid into it for 40 years and will get jack shit. Because by the time I’m old enough to get the bends there will be no more
Money left.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:13 AM (MvI35)
371
Just so everyone is clear, the female tend towards hypergamy means that throughout the Baby Boom, there is a 3-5 year lag between men considered the proper age and the women seeking them, and it continues until things level out over time.
We know that society has historically gone from being very libertine to quite formal and the wheel may be turning back to the historical norm, if only out of exhaustion.
372
I'm not defending Boomers. My point was the variables and multiple existing 'generations' as you point out don't lend to the argument of blaming one specific generation. That's all.
Posted by: Opinion fact
And if there is any generational fault -
It is the Silent Generation.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:13 AM (/lPRQ)
373
Per the Internet
Boomer_Gen-X_Gen-Y-or-Millennial_Gen-Z_Gen-A
Baby Boomers: Baby boomers were born between 1946 and 1964.
They're currently between 57-75 years old (71.6 million in the U.S.)
Gen X was born between 1965 and 1979/80
and is currently between 41-56 years old (65.2 million people in the U.S.)
Gen Y, or Millennials, were born between 1981 and 1994/6.
They are currently between 25 and 40 years old (72.1 million in the U.S.)
Gen Y.1 = 25-29 years old (around 31 million people in the U.S.)
Gen Y.2 = 29-39 (around 42 million people in the U.S.)
Gen Z between 9 and 24 years born between 1997 and 2012.
They are currently between 9 and 24 years old (nearly 68 million in the U.S.)
Gen A: Generation Alpha starts with children born in 2012 and will continue at least through 2025, maybe later (approximately 48 million people in the U.S.)
The term “Millennial” has become the popular way to reference both segments of Gen Y ( Y.1 and Y.2).
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:14 AM (9y1CY)
374
56- Used to get him and that other commie shithead Carl Hiaasen mixed up. Old farts who need to go away already and stop bothering folks.
Posted by: Leisureville Is The Place To BE at December 27, 2025 08:47 AM (R/m4+)
I never read Hiaasen's columns so I didn't know his politics. But his books were hilarious. I did find out later that he would probably hate having me as a fan.
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 27, 2025 11:14 AM (rbKZ6)
375
what does someone born in 1962 have in common with someone born in 1946?
my thoughts on the boomer years are from the end of WWII up to JFK taking office in 1961
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM (tljrc)
There has to be a line somewhere. Otherwise you could do the ish thing forever.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:14 AM (MvI35)
376
If you gonna accuse someone then blame someone who cannot / will not speak up
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:15 AM (/lPRQ)
377
You were saying…
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:07 AM (MvI35)
3 years out side the 'dates' compared to 17 within. That's the math.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:15 AM (KDPiq)
378
what does someone born in 1962 have in common with someone born in 1946?"
This. I've never understood why the 10 year old watching Davey Crockett on TV is in the same cohort with someone born a decade later... but in following groupings, 10 or so years are the max...
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:16 AM (XuXeR)
379 Tail-end Boomer here. 63 this coming February.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 27, 2025 11:08 AM
same
turned 63 in October
"boomer adjacent" is the preferred label
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 11:16 AM (tljrc)
380
And if there is any generational fault -
It is the Silent Generation.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:13 AM (/lPRQ)
No way! It was the 23 Skidoo generation!!
They elected Herbert Hoover, the stinkin' bastards!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:16 AM (aIUZW)
381
My wife is technically a Boomer, and I’m technically Gen X, but we have more in common with each other than she does with the older Boomers or I with the younger Xers.
We’re Generation Jones.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 11:16 AM (77rzZ)
382
3 years out side the 'dates' compared to 17 within. That's the math.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:15 AM (KDPiq)
lol. I said some boomers weren’t old enough to vote in 1980. Which is true. Get a grip dude.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:16 AM (MvI35)
383
Schnorf- I am so sorry for the sudden loss of your wife. I will keep you in my prayers!
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 27, 2025 11:17 AM (rbKZ6)
384
The term “Millennial” has become the popular way to reference both segments of Gen Y ( Y.1 and Y.2).
Posted by: Braenyard
Or Generation "Wye'
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2025 11:17 AM (/lPRQ)
385I'm not defending Boomers. My point was the variables and multiple existing 'generations' as you point out don't lend to the argument of blaming one specific generation. That's all.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:11 AM (KDPiq)
No. Arguably, the gender gap (or, more properly, the unmarried women vs. everyone else gap) is a much bigger tell than generational trends.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 11:17 AM (ExV1e)
386
lol. I said some boomers weren’t old enough to vote in 1980. Which is true. Get a grip dude.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:16 AM (MvI35)
As an argument against boomers electing Reagan.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:17 AM (KDPiq)
387
The bedrock of Mao's cultural revolution was to blame the problems of the current entirely on the older generations and older customs. It created a generation of ruthless, merciless and mindless killers who gleefully slaughtered 20 million people to help create the wonder of modern China, a totalitarian nightmare.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:09 AM (9y1CY)
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Gen X doesn't want to tear down society - we want the one our grandparents had. We look at how our parents disrespected their elders, put career over raising children and put the personal fulfillment of divorce over family stability and we reject all of that.
It's counter-revolutionary.
Seriously, if you think I'm a crypto-Maoist for converting to Catholicism, raising my family on a single income and encouraging my children to do that same, I can't help you.
388
Babh bolmers are from 1946 - like 1964
Supposed to be after WWIi vets got busy
Yet my wife was and I wasn't yet sas born before her
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 11:18 AM (Ia/+0)
389
the unmarried women vs. everyone else gap) is a much bigger tell than generational trends"
This is very true.
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:18 AM (XuXeR)
390
"I will also have paid into it for 40 years and will get jack shit. Because by the time I’m old enough to get the bends there will be no more
Money left."
+++
When does SNAP run out of money?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at December 27, 2025 11:19 AM (2Ez/1)
391Much of the vitriol directed at Boomers (I am a very late boomer) is pure, unadulterated jealousy.
Because the facts are quite different than the lazy suppositions made by people who are reflexively critical of Boomers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM
My tin foil hat theory is that the anti-boomer narrative pushed the last decade or so (dismissive "ok, boomer...") is on purpose to push the younger generations to stop listening to and learning from the older generations.
As CBD stated, the older generations have a lot of experience and knowledge that could be invaluable to pass down and share with younger generations. But the left doesn't want that. The left wants to discredit everything good about the past.
"Much that once was... is lost, for none now live who remember it."
This is the left's goal. Make sure older generations don't pass down valuable knowledge and lessons to the younger generations.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 11:19 AM (P5BPp)
392
No. Arguably, the gender gap (or, more properly, the unmarried women vs. everyone else gap) is a much bigger tell than generational trends.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 11:17 AM (ExV1e)
Seems to me the so-called Boomer generation contains both Vietnam Vets and dirty stinking draft dodger hippies.
Maybe they softened a bit over the years, but I suspect those two groups still don't see eye to eye on a lot of things.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:19 AM (aIUZW)
393
We look at how our parents disrespected their elders, put career over raising children and put the personal fulfillment of divorce over family stability and we reject all of that."
Dude has issues...
Posted by: man at December 27, 2025 11:19 AM (XuXeR)
394
---Yeah, I think one of my comments got wiped out due to the VPN, but to me "my generation" is roughly as meaningful as horoscopes.
Posted by: BurtTC
---
Do we see the left dividing itself by these faux designations? I don't think so.
These divisions were contrived by merchandisers then taken by the left to help divide us. This generational division language is another communist ploy to destroy unity among conservatives.
Using such generational nomenclature is adopting the language of the left. And every time we use their language is our concession to them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:20 AM (9y1CY)
395
Gen-X here (1976). 6 weeks until the big 5-0.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Sophomore in High School.
Posted by: Opinion fact
Long graduated. Heh.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (cYBz/)
396
Gen-X here (1976). 6 weeks until the big 5-0.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 11:05 AM (P5BPp)
Sophomore in High School.
Posted by: Opinion fact
Graduated from High School.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (bQ4nt)
397 There has to be a line somewhere. Otherwise you could do the ish thing forever.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:14 AM
OK
does 02SEP45 to 20JAN61 define the lines?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (tljrc)
398
Gen-X used to be called the latch-key kids. Single parent homes with the parent working, or two parent homes and both parents had to work. Kids were given a key to get in the home when they got back from school, and often just cooked something quick for themselves. "If you use the stove, remember to turn the element off and don't burn the house down! Oh, and do the vacuuming before I get home."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (O7YUW)
399
As an argument against boomers electing Reagan.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 27, 2025 11:17 AM (KDPiq)
If you want to believe 18-30 year old boomers elected Reagan in 1980 all by themselves have at it.
It’s hilarious because if you look at polling from that election 18:30 voting patterns were similar to patterns throughout the 80s 90s and 2000s, ie the young voted Democrat.
But you go on believing what you want.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (MvI35)
400
We paid into SS and Medicare for 40+ years. We suffered through the financial malaise of the 1970s and early 1980s (and the dotcom bubble and the recession of 2008+).
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:10 AM (9y1CY)
---
Boomers paid for their parents' SS and Medicare, and created a surplus that they have now reduced to zero.
401
Just my opinion, but using generational labels to "other" an entire demographic as this, or that, is exactly what the left does to anyone they disagree with or dislike.
Regardless of their age, political bent, sex or whatever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (NwnyJ)
402Seems to me the so-called Boomer generation contains both Vietnam Vets and dirty stinking draft dodger hippies.
Maybe they softened a bit over the years, but I suspect those two groups still don't see eye to eye on a lot of things.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:19 AM (aIUZW)
I think Boomers, generally speaking, have a greater belief in, and respect for, government programs than any group other than unmarried women.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 11:22 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 27, 2025 11:22 AM (O7YUW)
404
These divisions were contrived by merchandisers then taken by the left to help divide us. This generational division language is another communist ploy to destroy unity among conservatives.
Using such generational nomenclature is adopting the language of the left. And every time we use their language is our concession to them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:20 AM (9y1CY)
Corporate media creates narratives, and humans, being human, are drawn to those narratives like moths to the flame.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:22 AM (aIUZW)
405
does 02SEP45 to 20JAN61 define the lines?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (tljrc)
So someone born on Sept 3 doesn’t have anything in common with someone born on Sept 1?
Seems how easy it is to play the ish game forever?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:23 AM (MvI35)
does 02SEP45 to 20JAN61 define the lines?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (tljrc)
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Noted cultural expert Gary Trudeau declared that the first Boomer was born nine months after V-J Day, and "Doonsbury" marked the 40th anniversary of that as the beginning of Boomers entering middle age.
407
Maybe they softened a bit over the years, but I suspect those two groups still don't see eye to eye on a lot of things.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2025 11:19 AM (aIUZW)
I have both in my own family. I have one bro and sis in law who are the stereotypical aged out 60’s hippies who got into computers and made money and think Portland is great.
And I have an uncle (who just passed away this year) who did special ops in the Vietnamese jungles. No they didn’t see each other.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2025 11:24 AM (Ku1ge)
408
think Boomers, generally speaking, have a greater belief in, and respect for, government programs than any group other than unmarried women.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 27, 2025 11:22 AM (ExV1e)
Agreed. I think it’s more the institution of government than the programs themselves. There’s this trust in the govt doing the right thing for the people. Also why they still watch ABC News, it’s trust in big institutions.
Trump is guilty of this too. See the Kennedy Center renaming. No millenial or GenX president would give two fucks about the Kennedy Center. It’s not on our radar as an important thing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:26 AM (MvI35)
409
>>>---
Gen X doesn't want to tear down society - we want the one our grandparents had. We look at how our parents disrespected their elders, put career over raising children and put the personal fulfillment of divorce over family stability and we reject all of that.
---------
I'm sorry your parents disrespected their elders.
But that's not the norm.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:26 AM (9y1CY)
410
"Thinking about having a transfer switch and panel put in ...
We had one put in for about $2500."
I bought a transfer switch for 6 circuits for about $250. Haven't installed it yet but it looks very straightforward. Would let me run most of my house on my solar panels.
My inverter can also use a self start generator, haven't done that yet, don't lose power for more than a few hours usually.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 27, 2025 11:27 AM (vbXSk)
411 So someone born on Sept 3 doesn’t have anything in common with someone born on Sept 1?
Seems how easy it is to play the ish game forever?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:23 AM
the point was the boomers were born (roughly) after WWII ended up to (roughly) JFK taking office
can't put a hard date on generations
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2025 11:28 AM (tljrc)
Good morning, good sir! I bet the snow is beautiful on your sweet house. How are the puppers doing?
Brrr. Baby it’s cold outside.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 11:29 AM (IhIKR)
413
Greetings, Horde, from Great Falls, MT. Was 38 degrees when I arrived last night. Snowing lightly now. Will be southbound and down shortly.
Schnorflepuppy, please accept my condolences. Very sad news, indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 11:30 AM (cMZNg)
414
Trump is guilty of this too. See the Kennedy Center renaming. No millenial or GenX president would give two fucks about the Kennedy Center. It’s not on our radar as an important thing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
----
He sees it as glorification and perpetuation of our culture which is a necessary thing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:31 AM (9y1CY)
415
If you had faith the size of a mustard seed...
Oh, Lord, I am not worthy...
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 27, 2025 11:33 AM (YlWIZ)
416I'm sorry your parents disrespected their elders.
But that's not the norm.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:26 AM
Yeah, that was not my experience at all. I was raised to respect my elders and to be humble and learn as much as I can from them. From family members to friends of family to neighbors to teachers to basically anyone we met who was older than us.
I took this attitude with me to college as well as to every job I have ever had. I still remember starting out at my first job after college in 1999 and almost everyone looking at me assuming I was going to be some young, know-it-all jackass. But while I had confidence in myself, I also knew I didn't know everything. So I spent my time learning as much as I could from everyone I could.
This attitude has helped me bond with coworkers everywhere I have worked. And maybe I have been lucky with my friends and acquaintances around my age, but that has been my experience with most people my age. Granted, I also have always chosen to not spend time around leftists.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2025 11:34 AM (P5BPp)
417
Glad things are going well.
Welcome to the USA.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 11:35 AM (9y1CY)
418
Schnorflepuppy, I am so sorry about your wife. Prayers up for you and your family.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2025 11:39 AM (0nHVk)
419
Generation landslide closed the gap between em
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 11:41 AM (pkeXY)
420
Well, shutting down the laptop, and ready to hit the road. Will touch base again once stopped for the night.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 11:42 AM (cMZNg)
lets come up with a specific label for a broad generalization and then argue about it.
Posted by: pawn at December 27, 2025 11:43 AM (EMg+d)
422
Necro-posting after the next thread has gone up, but thank you Annie for posting my updates, and thanks to y'all collectively for the kind words. I was happy to get my wife to the TXMoMe this year to meet the Horde members. My family is hurting, of course, but we are well-supported by our friends and our church family.
I will post service information when we've finalized it on Monday or Tuesday.
423
Also Willowing myself, but: This past Tuesday we went in for Lil Pookette's almost-7-weeks ultrasound. (We did IVF and she was our only girl embryo.) When they looked at the gestational sac, it looked empty. There was no heartbeat, no yolk sac developing, just a hole where the baby should have been. I have an ultrasound in two weeks but my body hasn't figured out that she's gone yet.
Rest in peace, Violet Marie.
Posted by: pookysgirl is struggling at December 27, 2025 12:29 PM (Wt5PA)
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Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 11:21 AM (MvI35)
False. In 1984, 18–24-year-olds went majority for Ronald Reagan.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 27, 2025 03:38 PM (OEaS0)
Posted by: Mick at December 27, 2025 04:05 PM (HFx9z)
426 But he got comfy, and seemed weirdly obsessed with various enterprises like tea, and books and stuff. He reminded me of Johnny Carson - still great, but the hunger was gone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 27, 2025 10:20 AM (ZOv7s)
In other words, he never lived up to your impossible to reach ideals, and you hate him for it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 06:38 PM (KNKj1)
427
Pookysgirl and Schnorflepuppy, my prayers for you both in these days of sudden loss and sorrow.
May you find peace from God, and strength from these prayers and your faith. My prayers are added.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 27, 2025 10:44 PM (WONhk)
428
LOL... This kinda happened to me, getting close to retirement age..... got a little job 2 years ago, small business, not too far from home, answered phones, helped customers..... now I'm an office manager, 4 raises in 2 years, in charge of the work flow, making schedules, all around support and problem solver..... and I have to say.... kind of enjoying it....
Posted by: Cathymv at December 28, 2025 05:24 PM (GoJSE)
Daily Tech News 27 December 2025
Top Story
Is it a bubble? Let's ask the money men lending billions to build these AI datacenters.
AMD stopped making the 5800X3D probably because it was too competitive against newer models. Maybe they'll consider restarting production if nobody can afford memory for the new models, which are DDR5-only.
Intel's 12th through 14th generation CPUs support both DDR4 and DDR5 depending on the motherboard.
DDR4 memory is also astronomically expensive as well - though not quite as bad as DDR5 - but people likely already have it. A relative mentioned he'd recovered at least 50 DDR4 modules from PCs being scrapped at the office, and he's not alone in that.
It's only about 2% faster than the regular 9950X3D on general benchmark results, which is precisely why AMD hasn't produced such a chip before. The company already sells server chips with V-cache on every CPU die, so it was always possible, just not useful in most cases.
All with high refresh rates, so the graphics card you can't afford in the computer you can't build won't be able to keep up but if you just need a new monitor and plan to hang onto it after the present insanity dies down, the 27" model might not be bad.
I wondered why the two youtube links ended up on different performers.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 27, 2025 04:56 AM (1ld0C)
hahaha
I hadn't paid any attention to the second one 'til you said that!
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 05:14 AM (RuTUS)
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Anybody who thinks they can force me to eat insects, I cut your liver out and fry it with onions. (and probably die, because your liver is rancid with bugs)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 27, 2025 05:15 AM (nljXp)
Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2025 05:25 AM (AN2gy)
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14 degrees here, with a couple inches of fresh powder.
We typically don't have such a low temperature accompanying falling snow.
Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2025 05:28 AM (AN2gy)
20
It seems that Amazon Echo devices sometimes have an issue with un-commanded shifts from one wifi network to another network that is available to them.
Most often noted by owners who have had them, or another echo device connected to a previous network and then shifted to a new network.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2025 05:29 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Just Wondering at December 27, 2025 05:31 AM (2Ez/1)
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Evening to you Saturday toilers, and morning to the early risers (you know who you are! Don't try fooling anybody!).
I'm up a bit earlier than I planned. 'Sokay, though; I have an early Trackdown episode with Robert Culp on TV, coffee with a splash of eggnog, a pipe of good burley tobacco, and Killer Kittenz to feed in a few minutes. Howzabout you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 05:40 AM (wzUl9)
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Man from Texas talks about praising the Lord, through music and in other ways. Scripture is Psalm 150:1-6
https://tinyurl.com/ycyvfwxh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 05:54 AM (Nx5jP)
I wondered why the two youtube links ended up on different performers.
Posted by: Richard Cranium
Not my joke, just one I stumbled across.
Mel & Kim were a legitimate British pop duo from the late 80s. They lent their name for the Christmas video by comedian Mel Smith and Kim Wilde. Both videos are on the official Mel & Kim channel.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 27, 2025 05:57 AM (BLOW1)
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Deputy from Va. helps save Christmas by returning packages that had fallen by road:
https://tinyurl.com/y7whd2yt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 05:57 AM (Nx5jP)
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Santa prays for sick.children at a hospital. Faithpot site
https://tinyurl.com/msfam3vn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 05:59 AM (Nx5jP)
I asked Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) if she wanted breakfast this morning.
She was "meh."
Then I asked her if she wanted treats. She immediately perked up and said, "Yes, please!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 27, 2025
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His Lordship Arizona, the red tabby part-Coon, knew three words: his name, "No," and "feed." The first was reasonably important; the second he shrugged off most of the time. But "feed" really got his attention.
Marie-Antoinette the smart black cat knew her name and any part of it, "Marie," "Twa-nette," etc. She even recognized it one evening when a character on TV mentioned the famous French queen. She looked sharply at the screen, as if thinking, "Who's calling me?" All the more remarkable because it was not her name from kittenhood; she learned it after being rescued as a young adult.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 06:28 AM (wzUl9)
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Kinda quiet this morning. Probably walk into town soon for a cup of coffee.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 27, 2025 06:28 AM (aKh6S)
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 06:31 AM (RuTUS)
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In Fort Worth and yesterday the high was 87, gas was 2.31 and the
the 7-11 was demolished by yoots yanking an ATM by steel cable with a stolen suv. I buy losing lotto tickets from that store. It's closed.
Posted by: Kingsman at December 27, 2025 06:33 AM (ehY6c)
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My fun time with old Macs continues as the 17" Macbook Pro from 2011 finally arrived. It does not seem to have GPU issues at present. For now, I am thinking about installing High Sierra and trying to patch it up to a modern version, just to see how that goes. I am going to go through and put fresh thermal paste on the lot next week.
I have a 13" 2011 Macbook Air I bought for nostslgia as it comes from Free Geeks in Portland. I used to buy stuff from there when I could afford it. They teach people how to build a computer or laptop out of donated computers. And they put Linux Mint on them.
And there's a Thinkpad X200, that I'm hoping will be the end of it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 27, 2025 06:35 AM (+mUZM)
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I think Mr Trouble understands more words than my dog does. And he tries to talk back to me
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 27, 2025 06:39 AM (+mUZM)
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 27, 2025 06:41 AM (bQ4nt)
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From the ONT, cats know a lot of words. They just don't want you to know that they know.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 06:43 AM (qFwJc)
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34 In Fort Worth ... the 7-11 was demolished by yoots yanking an ATM by steel cable with a stolen suv.
Posted by: Kingsman at December 27, 2025 06:33 AM (ehY6c)
Did they catch those people?
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 06:44 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 06:48 AM (Ia/+0)
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"Mel & Kim were a legitimate British pop duo from the late 80s. "
One of them died of cancer before (I think) she hit her 30s. I think it was the one with the great rack in the video.
Great rack or not, it's a sad thing to be collected for the afterlife so young.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 27, 2025 06:49 AM (1ld0C)
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It depends. Being "collected for the afterlife" isn't terrible if you going straight to paradise and getting an early exit from this shithole.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 06:52 AM (qFwJc)
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"The impromptu ATM relocation was merely my client's creative way of calling attention to the plight of the poor Gazans who are daily genocided, the ongoing destruction of the planet by Climate Change and *dramatic pause* OrangeManBad.
I move the charges be dismissed.
Posted by: The yoot's lawyer at December 27, 2025 06:56 AM (RP04w)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 06:56 AM (9ipOP)
46 "The impromptu ATM relocation was merely my client's creative way of calling attention to the plight of the poor Gazans who are daily genocided, the ongoing destruction of the planet by Climate Change and *dramatic pause* OrangeManBad.
I move the charges be dismissed.
Posted by: The yoot's lawyer at December 27, 2025 06:56 AM (RP04w)
*bangs gavel*
Dismissed with prejudice, restitution of costs and reparations.
Posted by: Soft-Hearted Judge at December 27, 2025 06:59 AM (tgvbd)
It's 52F this morning. Monday morning it's supposed to be 15F with a dash of cold rain, freezing rain and snow in-between.
Oh... tomorrow it's forecast to be 72F. Winter cannot make up its mind.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 07:13 AM (NwnyJ)
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Ok, had to go find the "impromptu ATM relocation" story:
https://tinyurl.com/n6fkzbpz
Turns out the store was open with customers inside about 3 AM
Pretty wild video.
The best part: it happened in a part of town known as "White Settlement."
LOL
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)
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Gah! Dog has an upset stomach so this is the third time I've had to get up so I stayed up this last time. I'm tired though. Good thing I have no plans today.
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42 "Mel & Kim were a legitimate British pop duo from the late 80s. "
One of them died of cancer before (I think) she hit her 30s.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 27, 2025 06:49 AM (1ld0C)
Wikipedia: Melanie died of cancer in January 1990 at the age of 23
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 07:20 AM (RuTUS)
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San Franpsycho, hoping the rain situation is ok where you are.
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 07:07 AM (RuTUS)
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Thanks it was not as bad as predicted although a street tree did snap off at its base 2 blocks from here. The car parked there was lucky it didn't get smashed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 07:22 AM (9ipOP)
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26 Santa prays for sick.children at a hospital. Faithpot site
https://tinyurl.com/msfam3vn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2025 05:59 AM (Nx5jP)
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Moving photo of Santa. That picture of Jesus is the same as the one we grew up with in our house.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 07:24 AM (xDQPT)
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It got to at least 84 here yesterday. Today and tomorrow is supposed to be slightly cooler in the upper 70's. Monday the Arctic blast arrives... high of 51, might even freeze at night. It will also be very windy. Monday is the day I get to sit outside and help with the spawn's competition. Yay me!
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Doom you say, give me Dhoom 2 with Hrithik Roshan. Peak Hrithik who puts robert downey jr to shame, Hrithik would never tell me to eat bugs.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 27, 2025 07:26 AM (2NHgQ)
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It will be the first time going to Union Square to shop since before the covids. I'm hoping to see crowds of people spending lots of money.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 07:27 AM (9ipOP)
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48 The back here is covered in a inch of frozen water
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 07:02 AM (Ia/
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I'm kind of expecting the same tomorrow night here. Forecasting an all day rain with a temperature drop from 60 to 14.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 07:29 AM (DGAza)
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*looks out window* We got a LOT of snow. Our street is not plowed.
Yeah, I'm staying inside.
Coffee morning, everyone.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 27, 2025 07:32 AM (O7YUW)
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64 *looks out window* We got a LOT of snow.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 27, 2025 07:32 AM (O7YUW)
Like, how much?
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 07:39 AM (RuTUS)
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The 7-11 busted store is on Cherry Lane in White Settlement, in Cowtown.
Posted by: Kingsman at December 27, 2025 07:39 AM (ehY6c)
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I'd have to go out and measure it m, that's not happening right now.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 27, 2025 07:40 AM (O7YUW)
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Don't blame the holidays.
You were fat in July.
Posted by: Truth bomb at December 27, 2025 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)
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I've been a windows guy for the last thirty years. Today today i'm going to open up a new 13" macbook. I do not like apple, but I hate what i've heard about Windows 11
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 07:41 AM (JbPL7)
70 Don't blame the holidays.
You were fat in July.
Posted by: Truth bomb at December 27, 2025 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Yeah, I'm about 10 pounds over where I want to be and it's my own fault.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 07:43 AM (tgvbd)
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66 The 7-11 busted store is on Cherry Lane in White Settlement, in Cowtown.
Posted by: Kingsman at December 27, 2025 07:39 AM (ehY6c)
The news stories online are saying they haven't caught the guys yet! Got the ATM, tho.
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 07:44 AM (RuTUS)
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The prediction here is a foot of snow, falling tonight to Monday morning.
Posted by: davidt at December 27, 2025 07:45 AM (Q+gd/)
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I'm debating whether I should take down the outside Christmas lights today, or wait until the bitter cold subsides later next week. Might be more "winter like" for a while...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 07:46 AM (NwnyJ)
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"Wikipedia: Melanie died of cancer in January 1990 at the age of 23"
Normally you have to go somewhere where people are being killed in job lots, like a WW1 or WW2 battlefield or Chicago on the weekends to die that young.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 27, 2025 07:48 AM (1ld0C)
Posted by: Noodist at December 27, 2025 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)
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I don't have any Christmas decorations outside, but would suggest as when I did to keep up until New Year day.
Its early March and people still have stuff up and lit its really over done.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 07:59 AM (Ia/+0)
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78 I don't have any Christmas decorations outside, but would suggest as when I did to keep up until New Year day.
Its early March and people still have stuff up and lit its really over done.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2025 07:59 AM (Ia/+0)
It is pretty to see outside Christmas decorations until NYD!
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 08:01 AM (RuTUS)
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And there's a Thinkpad X200, that I'm hoping will be the end of it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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My primary monitor came from Computer Geeks out of CA. They were like Radio Shack for builders with a lot of used merch on the side. Stopped delivering because the couldn't compete w/Amazon. I think they lost business because they had zip customer service.
I checked out the 11" on Ebay. It's tantalizing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 08:05 AM (U5+2P)
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The best Christmas decorations belong to other people.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 27, 2025 08:05 AM (2Ez/1)
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Adventures of AOP and his Suburbans in the evening and Notsothoreau and her Macs in the morning.
Cool.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 08:07 AM (U5+2P)
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74 "Wikipedia: Melanie died of cancer in January 1990 at the age of 23"
Normally you have to go somewhere where people are being killed in job lots, like a WW1 or WW2 battlefield or Chicago on the weekends to die that young.
Posted by: Richard Cranium
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I pray for kids in hospitals most every night.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at December 27, 2025 08:08 AM (U5+2P)
What The Heck Is Boxing Day ONT?
Say, I know this is a day late, but do you know how Norad came to "track" Santa?
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 26, 2025 10:05 PM (1Yy3c)
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WD, good to see you but glorifying physical adulteration is beyond my pale.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 10:07 PM (WtQV9)
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Hello Horde. Love the heck out of you all. Watched the James Gunn "Superman" film, and like pretty much all of James Gunn's films, I like it a lot and enjoyed it, and I will have forgotten all of it tomorrow.
Nice to see Mister Terrific and Guy Gardner, but Krypto...no.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2025 10:07 PM (CHHv1)
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I've had this experience accidentally dipping into DC -
And Maryland. Don't forget Maryland.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 10:07 PM (cYBz/)
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NFTs sure disappeared right quick, didn't they?
Was it when people realized you could keep them by simply screencapping them?
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 26, 2025 10:10 PM (1Yy3c)
From a conversation I had earlier today, it's an ONT held on the day my great-neice's cousins from her dad's side decide to have a brawl on the front lawn of the house.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2025 10:12 PM (lUFok)
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Gracious guests will please refrain from urinating in the sink.
Posted by: The Concierge at December 26, 2025 10:13 PM (oftw2)
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"...helicopter pilots are brooders, introspective anticipators of trouble. They know if something bad has not happened, it is about to."
Sounds like I missed my calling as a helicopter pilot.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2025 10:13 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2025 10:14 PM (lUFok)
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Ex BIL was an Army aviator at the time night vision was coming on line and they were flying at telephone line height in the hills of TN. He lost some friends.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 10:14 PM (WtQV9)
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From a conversation I had earlier today, it's an ONT held on the day my great-neice's cousins from her dad's side decide to have a brawl on the front lawn of the house.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2025 10:12 PM (lUFok)
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I wish I had family lore like that. The best I've got is smuggling uncle's remains across the Canadian border.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:15 PM (9ipOP)
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Most common comment made after I write a comment. "Nood."
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 26, 2025 10:15 PM (vd6bO)
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From a conversation I had earlier today, it's an ONT held on the day my great-neice's cousins from her dad's side decide to have a brawl on the front lawn of the house.
Posted by: Blanco
how do you distinguish that from every other day?
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:17 PM (xrJjQ)
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@22 you're lucky. Most common comment after I say something is "As a commentor said, can't remember who--"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2025 10:17 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:18 PM (9ipOP)
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We were having a discussion on Hood vs Bismarck on this blog earlier.
Well here is Drachinifel discussing an eyewitness to the battle in Demark Strait. A rating who served aboard Prince of Wales at one of the pom-poms just aft of the bridge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJqfrkjI_ag
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2025 10:18 PM (2GVsD)
28how do you distinguish that from every other day?
Easy, I don't hear about it the rest of the year.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2025 10:18 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2025 10:19 PM (2GVsD)
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Watching the being poor vid as I'm fixing Mrs. Sock's paper towel holder. It involved a flat washer with a couple of holes drilled in it and some JB Weld. I agree 100% with the gentleman in the video.
Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2025 10:24 PM (Q+gd/)
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Gracious guests will please refrain from urinating in the sink.
Posted by: The Concierge
Damnit!
*Climbs down off of countertop, zips up*
*Upon further review, I should have reversed those two actions*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 10:24 PM (cYBz/)
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And drink Jagermeister like it's water. BIL drove Blackhawks for the 160th SOAR (Airborne) "Night Stalkers". Best BIL ever and a hell of a man.
Posted by: Tonypete
that has to be the only negative anybody has ever said about soar. and it is entirely unbelievable, nobody every drinks jagermeister outside of college
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:24 PM (xrJjQ)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 26, 2025 10:25 PM (w3u3d)
48...helicopter pilots are brooders, introspective anticipators of trouble. They know if something bad has not happened, it is about to."
And drink Jagermeister like it's water. BIL drove Blackhawks for the 160th SOAR (Airborne) "Night Stalkers". Best BIL ever and a hell of a man.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 10:21 PM
Only thing I know about the 160th SOAR Night Stalkers is from seeing the movie "Blackhawk Down". Jeremy Piven and Ron Eldard played Clifton Wolcott and Michael Durant.
Cliff Wolcott: You touch my limo and I'll spank you, Night Stalker. You hear me?
Durant: Yeah. Promises.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2025 10:25 PM (P5BPp)
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Somaliland is one component of what is known today as Somalia. iirc Baidoa and Puntland are the others.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:26 PM (9ipOP)
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>>And drink Jagermeister like it's water. BIL drove Blackhawks for the 160th SOAR (Airborne) "Night Stalkers". Best BIL ever and a hell of a man.
My first boss out of college had previously been a helicopter pilot in Vietnam. He was, quirky.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 10:26 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 10:27 PM (nhCoE)
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Be right with you, still on Christmas Leftovers...
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2025 10:29 PM (A+X4b)
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Why exactly would one smuggle an uncle's remains across international borders. Was the ground frozen in Canadia?
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at December 26, 2025 10:29 PM (oftw2)
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Yeah, well. I'm always a retard here on Friday....never mind...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 26, 2025 10:30 PM (LNeRu)
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BIL medicaled out after his second shootdown/crash.
He told me he "I'm pretty sure I used up all my luck".
And yeah, Jagermeister. He's the only guy I know that can drink that trash.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 10:30 PM (cYBz/)
6013 I've had this experience accidentally dipping into DC -
And Maryland. Don't forget Maryland.
Posted by: Tonypete
And, unfortunately very soon, Virginia, when Gov-elect CIA Barbie, AG Khmer Rouge, and Lt. Gov Iman KilltheInfidels take over the state.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2025 10:30 PM (iNUL3)
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I lived in Japan for a while, in the early '80s. Local shops would wrap purchases just like in the video. They didn't use bags, like we do here.
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 10:31 PM (rdVOm)
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Speaking of tamales, I need to find a replacement for the chicken broth and have a couple in the crowd allergic to beef and pork, but turkey broth seems like it would be a bit gamey for that.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 26, 2025 10:31 PM (vd6bO)
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Apparently there was a duty they would have to pay and they didn't want to pay so they stashed him in a canoe on top of the car.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:31 PM (9ipOP)
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Gracious guests will please refrain from urinating in the sink.
Posted by: The Concierge at December 26, 2025 10:13 PM (oftw2)
But we can still crap in the floor drains, right?
Posted by: Rugby Sevens from Africa at December 26, 2025 10:31 PM (uQesX)
Love the 'Cat understands me' video-- they really do learn words and tones of voice-- LOL.
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 10:33 PM (rdVOm)
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I drove Black Hawks and Hueys.
They do not fly. They beat the air into submission.
Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2025 10:33 PM (LMRVO)
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it is funny, in germany Jagemeister is for senior citizens.
They brought it here, nobody would buy it because, not that much alcohol, has the taste of robitussin,
so they decided to market it to colleges, especially fraternities highlighting the fact that it has tiny amounts of opiates.
its garbage
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:34 PM (Box+s)
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Somaliland-Iz'rl tie up is a beautiful step in the mud wrasslin' match around the Horn. US delegation was in Hargeisa (Somaliland capital) today. Cairo and Doha sad.
Back in a previous geologic epoch, a Soviet naval base at Berbera was a big deal. Mostly because Russia was, as it remains, a continental and not global power (though back then it had significant military capability - on its periphery).
Today's Moscow's vestigial presence in the Levant, an artifact of the high-tide of Soviet presence in the MidEast, which persists now only in "Syria", is rightly seen as desirable by Israel (and, if there are any non-addled Cold War-frozen time-travel clowns left in the Beltway, by the US). One, they're very weak and can never do much, if it comes down to it. Two, they can be useful in countering malevolent and aggressive Turkish bumbling.
Israel I presume has told Ankara that any radar installations south of Aleppo will have a half-life of hours.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:34 PM (U/Byj)
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63 Apparently there was a duty they would have to pay and they didn't want to pay so they stashed him in a canoe on top of the car.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
A real, live, Aunt Edna situation?
Well, not live.
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd... at December 26, 2025 10:34 PM (oftw2)
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I drove Black Hawks and Hueys.
They do not fly. They beat the air into submission.
Posted by: RI
not much for gliding I hear
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:34 PM (Box+s)
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 10:35 PM (nhCoE)
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iirc Baidoa and Puntland are the others.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:26 PM (9ipOP)
Oooh, SF bringin' out the big guns!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2025 10:35 PM (uQesX)
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>>And, unfortunately very soon, Virginia, when Gov-elect CIA Barbie, AG Khmer Rouge, and Lt. Gov Iman KilltheInfidels take over the state.
Don't forget the new VA public security director. Stanley Meador, formerly the FBI agent in charge of the Richmond office and they guy who oversaw the persecution of Catholics.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 10:35 PM (viF8m)
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When I was a kid I always wondered why people would let their house look like crap, ie; peeling paint. A can of paint was cheap.
Couldn't say that today.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 10:35 PM (KDPiq)
Not Somalians. Please make a note of it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:18 PM (9ipOP)
______________________
I've taken to calling them the American Gypsies. They have all the same traits as European Romani (Gypsies) it would seem.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2025 10:36 PM (dIske)
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Israel I presume has told Ankara that any radar installations south of Aleppo will have a half-life of hours.
Posted by: rhomboid
What's a leppo?
Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 26, 2025 10:36 PM (oftw2)
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Hordemind: the results of not refreshing before you post.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 10:36 PM (nhCoE)
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Not Somalians. Please make a note of it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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If they were Samolians, they'd actually be *worth* something!
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 10:36 PM (rdVOm)
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Hueys (piston) always felt like you were hanging from a cable, especially in the hover of course. Blackhawks - you're flying from the instant you lift off, pure power, no sense of "hanging".
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:37 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 10:39 PM (rdVOm)
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Every single one of my Canadian relatives I have ever met is batsh*t crazy. I love them dearly, but crazy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:39 PM (9ipOP)
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About a one to one autorotation glide ratio.
If you are lucky.
Posted by: RI Red
Not muc more than you need to get a good roll going after you hit the ground.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:39 PM (Box+s)
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The Kwanzaa holiday ham turned out juicy and delicious.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 10:40 PM (nljXp)
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My first boss out of college had previously been a helicopter pilot in Vietnam. He was, quirky.
Posted by: JackStraw
First ride in a helicopter was late 70's. It was also my first forest fire. Three rookies and a crew boss. We cleared the airfield and the pilot started following the terrain at tree top level. After about five minutes the crew boss leaned forward and yelled, hey Dickhead, Charlie ain't shooting at you anymore. Pilot laughed and said sorry, old habit. He kept flying like that for about 35 minutes. It took us about 24 hours to knock the fire down and get relieved. We hiked about 3 miles out to the nearest road. We were all fine with that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2025 10:40 PM (2GVsD)
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I've taken to calling them the American Gypsies. They have all the same traits as European Romani (Gypsies) it would seem.
Posted by: Orson
You are correct!
1. Useless
2.Low IQ
3.Grifters and Liars
4. Larcenous beyond belief.
5. No Conscience
Posted by: Checks Out. at December 26, 2025 10:41 PM (oftw2)
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Why the hell is the Larry Craig maneuver called "cottaging?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 10:41 PM (BI5O2)
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About a one to one autorotation glide ratio.
If you are lucky.
Posted by: RI Red
Hmmmm. . . think "impact" rather than "touchdown."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 10:41 PM (cYBz/)
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79 Hueys (piston) always felt like you were hanging from a cable, especially in the hover of course. Blackhawks - you're flying from the instant you lift off, pure power, no sense of "hanging".
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:37 PM (U/Byj)
Rhomboid, Hueys did get pist on, but they were powered by turbine engines.
Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2025 10:42 PM (LMRVO)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 10:44 PM (nljXp)
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Evening everyone, thx WeirdDave.
Those girls have nice elbows, but if they're not careful they'll put an eye out
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 10:44 PM (2vrAX)
101
Israel and Russia share, inter alia, an interest in countering Turkey, which is in a particularly weird and stupid phase (everyone hopes it's a phase). Their deconfliction in Syria, for years, was flawless (nothing like that little unpleasant incident wherein Russki mercs got massacred by their own stupidity in threatening a US position).
Moscow's real, or at least understandable, concern with Turkey is in the other direction, the Caucasus. But there's a legit rivalry now going. Russki drone crashed in Turkey. Multiple (I think) russki drone strikes on Turkish vessels at Odessa. Not expecting Istanbul to be a venue when the Ukes surrender, er, a glorious peace deal, best ever really, is reached.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:45 PM (U/Byj)
102
Read that Israel is partnering up with Russia to monitor the region because they think Turkey stinks.
Posted by: Braen
Israel has apparently decided to max fucking around to figure out when finding out get there
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:45 PM (Box+s)
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No auto-rotate at all on Blackhawks? Thought there was.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:40 PM (U/Byj)
Every helicopter has the ability to autorotate. With a Black Hawk it just meant you had lost both engines.
Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2025 10:46 PM (LMRVO)
104
In other news, Turkey is a nato member and Israel wanting to test the Article 5 privileges of Turkey might not be wise.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:38 PM (Box+s)
And this is why I keep urging people to snap up Turkish 1911 and High Power clones. Grab while you can, world events may make them just a fond memory.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 10:46 PM (2XHCB)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:46 PM (U/Byj)
106
its very odd that moscow decided to sell Turkey s400s if they are so wary of Turkey, and that Turkey got booted from the f35 program over the s400s.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:47 PM (Box+s)
107The bewb video is a straight up rip off of Addicted to Love which is also most excellent.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The only double-Ds in Palmer's video were in the title, though.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 10:47 PM (nhCoE)
108
Wait, Russia and Turkey are fighting? Breaking news from the 19th Century!
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LOL Turkey will get zero "NATO" support for anything that happens at a forward position in "Syria". Not within a light year of the already conditioned nature of Art. 5.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:48 PM (U/Byj)
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OK, I looked it up - of course it's a Brit thing, because gay.
Apparently, old-timey public bathrooms in England were constructed to look like little cottages, and since it's been a nation of homos since time immemorial, that's where the term came from a zillion years ago.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 10:48 PM (BI5O2)
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My father worked for Lockheed in the 60's doing maintenance and repairs on Cobras. One day they had a race between another employee's 442 and a Cobra at a standing start. Don't remember the distance or winner.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 10:49 PM (KDPiq)
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LOL Turkey will get zero "NATO" support for anything that happens at a forward position in "Syria". Not within a light year of the already conditioned nature of Art. 5.
Posted by: rhomboid
yeah, not as if Israel has already had its chain yanked over bombing qatar
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:50 PM (Box+s)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 10:50 PM (viF8m)
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105 Hueys were always turbine?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:46 PM (U/Byj)
Yep, that’s what made them so ground-breaking. Before that, OH 13s and 23s were piston. I trained in Hughes TH 55s, also piston.
When we got to Ft Rucker for instrument and tactical, it was like driving a Cadillac.
Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2025 10:50 PM (LMRVO)
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And this is why I keep urging people to snap up Turkish 1911 and High Power clones. Grab while you can, world events may make them just a fond memory.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 10:46 PM (2XHCB)
*adds Turkish Delight to shopping list*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:51 PM (9ipOP)
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The only double-Ds in Palmer's video were in the title, though.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 10:47 PM (nhCoE)
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Ah, that takes me back. Lively debate in my college days on the band bus to the Liberty Bowl (which we lost).
Is it true that "over a handful is lost?" How much is too much? Quite a discussion, but the threesome debate, that was one for the ages. A full half-hour of working out terminology and definitions before the discussion could commence, and adding to the excitement, it was being held a one of the busses that was majority female (French horns).
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Israel and Russia have had good relations for a long while much to the consternation of MSM of their bias against both.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 10:52 PM (WtQV9)
118
Santa got back from delivering his presents, and when he walked into his workshop he saw Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift, and Ariana Grande lying under his Christmas Tree. He said to himself, "Why are these famous singers here under my Tree?" He saw an elf in the corner of the room smiling, and called him over and said "Why are these famous singers here under my tree?" The elf replied: "Well, when he asked you what you wanted for Christmas, you said 'Ho Ho Ho' so we..."
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 10:53 PM (Da7Vv)
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Israel and Russia have had good relations for a long while much to the consternation of MSM of their bias against both.
Posted by: Braen
Yeah, since Israel was feeding the sovs intel from jonathan pollard, they have been friendly.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:53 PM (Box+s)
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The only double-Ds in Palmer's video were in the title, though.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 10:47 PM (nhCoE)
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I ddon't care! The song sucked too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 10:53 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 26, 2025 10:53 PM (2Ez/1)
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LOL Turkey will get zero "NATO" support for anything that happens at a forward position in "Syria". Not within a light year of the already conditioned nature of Art. 5.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:48 PM (U/Byj)
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Germany will loan Denmark 10 Panzer IVs culled from museums.
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Jack Straw, I was out by the time I got to RI. I did go over there and talked to the guys in a moment of insanity. Mrs. Red said, just make sure your life insurance is paid up.
Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2025 10:54 PM (LMRVO)
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116 The only double-Ds in Palmer's video were in the title, though.
Posted by: mikeski
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Yeah, they looked like women.
Thinking, I wouldn't have the women in that video and
Palmer's women wouldn't have me.
_ _ _ sigh
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 10:54 PM (WtQV9)
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RI Red, thanks for puttin' me that knowledge. My data points were a handful of Huey experiences in the 80s, then lots of Blackhawk time in the 00s. Blackhawks felt very different to me.
Of course the MH-53 was a pure power feeling (loaded with just a few people).
At a Georgian ski resort in the 90s, was asked whether I wanted to go heli-skiing. Down on the pad sat a lonely unkempt looking Mi-8.
Um, no, but thanks!
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 10:54 PM (U/Byj)
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Israel and Russia have had good relations for a long while much to the consternation of MSM of their bias against both.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 10:52 PM (WtQV9)
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It's complicated. Tsarist Russia was not particularly nice to the Jews, and the Soviets pledged to change that, but then the purges began and Jewish Doctor Conspiracy, and originally the USSR was all about a secular Jewish state, but then the opportunity for Arab Socialism was too good to miss.
So Israel went from being a Progressive Socialist Paradise to Colonialist Crusader Zionist Entity that had a truly mammoth collection of broken Soviet tanks.
I guess the wheel is now pointing at "Israel is okay" in Moscow.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2025 10:58 PM (wVcYX)
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Interesting think about the Gypsies - they left India about 1000 years before they got to Europe.
No one knows why they left, how they didn't get massacred by Muslims, or why they decided to end their trip in Europe.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2025 11:00 PM (sKqQm)
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>> Jack Straw, I was out by the time I got to RI. I did go over there and talked to the guys in a moment of insanity. Mrs. Red said, just make sure your life insurance is paid up.
I've only flown once in a helicopter, tourist trip over San Francisco and Alcatraz, but I loved it. Like to do more but no way I'm going up in that little red tourist thing that flies around here. I've done a lot of stupid things but not that stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 11:01 PM (viF8m)
INFURIATING: Despite the MASSIVE Somali fraud scandal, Tim Walz announces a NEW welfare program for Somalis and other illegals
The taxpayer-funded family and medical leave program gives Somalis up to 20 PAID WEEKS OFF PER YEAR to “bond” with a child
CUT OFF FEDERAL FUNDS!
Drew Hernandez @DrewHLive
Yeah cause he knows nothing is going to happen to him
X video: https://bit.ly/3MRJCTu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2025 11:01 PM (P5BPp)
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I guess the wheel is now pointing at "Israel is okay" in Moscow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H
even after Israel wrecked russias assets in syria, showed how air defense was garbage?
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:01 PM (Box+s)
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>>>I guess the wheel is now pointing at "Israel is okay" in Moscow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Pollard conspiracies exempted, it's been that way for a good while. Maybe their mutual perspective is from constant fear of invasion.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 11:02 PM (WtQV9)
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russia is sort of dependent upon the iranians for shahads and other things right now and not cash rich
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:02 PM (Box+s)
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Rhomboid, it brings back some vivid memories.
I was one of the first army pilots to flight test the Sikorsky YUH 60 and the Boeing YUH 61 in the fly off before Sikorsky won the contract.
It won, in no small part, because I was the first army pilot to crash one. At night. In the trees.
I walked away, as did my Pete, gunner, crew chief and a dozen grunts in back.
We put new blades on and flew it out the next day.
“No shit, there I was.”
Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2025 11:02 PM (LMRVO)
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
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Pollard conspiracies exempted, it's been that way for a good while. Maybe their mutual perspective is from constant fear of invasion.
Posted by: Braen
yeah his 30 years in jail has never been verified
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:03 PM (Box+s)
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even after Israel wrecked russias assets in syria, showed how air defense was garbage?
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:01 PM (Box+s)
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Look up "realpolitik" It may help explain things to you.
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Look up "realpolitik" It may help explain things to you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H
yeah, not applicable here, since Israel started sending weapons to ukr
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:04 PM (Box+s)
139 but then the opportunity for Arab Socialism was too good to miss.
The late 40s/early 50s were an odd time.
Europe had colonies and protectorates everywhere but with Europe devastating itself twice in a couple of generations there was the opportunity for the various colonial regions to break free.
The US was allied to the Europeans, so it left an opening for the Soviets who ran with it. And...it left friendly regimes all over the world including in Egypt, Iraq, and Syria (and almost Iran too).
One can imagine a world in which WWI doesn't happen or the Germans don't ship Lenin back to Russia where the US supports various anti-colonial efforts opposed by Britain and France in the 1900s.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2025 11:04 PM (sKqQm)
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Oh jeez.
Mrs.D insists on watching Stranger Things.
This show sucks.
Dumb writing, homos, stupid scenes, and no way the military would act or look like that. Complete bullshit.
At this point I'm cheering for the monster, whatever the hell that is.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2025 11:04 PM (2WIwB)
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For the first five or so years after the re-founding of the state, it's allegiance between the Cold War superpowers was in play. The Communist Party was very strong, the labor unions controlled the left and the entire bureaucracy, agriculture was largely communized.
By 1956 the Israeli military was in action with the British and the French against Egypt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 11:05 PM (9ipOP)
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While I was in Vietnam, they grounded all the helicopters. It seems the enemy was being supplied with heat seeking shoulder fired rockets. The "solution" if you can call it that, was put the chopper into a spin by putting the tail rotor full off, so that the heat signature from the engine was smeared out enough that the heat sensor on the rocket couldn't track it.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 11:05 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 11:06 PM (WtQV9)
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yeah, not applicable here, since Israel started sending weapons to ukr
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:04 PM (Box+s)
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Clearly you don't understand the term.
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At one time they thought gypsies were from egypt. Gyptsies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2025 11:06 PM (R2vJa)
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Helicopters have the glide slope of a set of car keys. Took a wildland fire aviation class a while back. The textbook said auto-rotation is a way to safely land in the event of power loss. I assumed the author had never seen a helicopter before, much less ever been in one. It's a way to crash with a chance of walking (limping) away.
Posted by: AnchorPoint at December 26, 2025 11:06 PM (V9pbl)
147INFURIATING: Despite the MASSIVE Somali fraud scandal, Tim Walz announces a NEW welfare program for Somalis and other illegals
The point of government is to loot the taxpayers. Welfare for illegals turns out to be a very, very good grift. I suspect that he's lined things up for his kids so at some point the NGOs he is funding now will set his children up for life later.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2025 11:07 PM (sKqQm)
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At this point I'm cheering for the monster, whatever the hell that is.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2025 11:04 PM (2WIwB)
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Stopped watching years ago. So boring.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 11:08 PM (9ipOP)
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The US was allied to the Europeans, so it left an opening for the Soviets who ran with it. And...it left friendly regimes all over the world including in Egypt, Iraq, and Syria (and almost Iran too).
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2025 11:04 PM (sKqQm)
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It's far more retarded than that. The US was simultaneously trying to restore Western Europe but also strongly against their empires, but also against the Communists rising against them, but also in favor of national independence, but also wanting to build alliances against Communism, but not if the local government was too authoritarian, but also willing to back authoritarians if they were strong anti-communists, but not if they were too strong and did mean things, but sometimes we could do mean things if it was justified, but not too mean.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2025 11:09 PM (R2vJa)
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Clearly you don't understand the term.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H
Aw, you're going to school me over realpolitik? realpolitik? that;s rich. Realpolitik is never absolute, russia has way more interests that suggest they should not cooperate with Israel. What is more you seem to think that Israel has a free hand to engage in realpolitik with whomever, however, without regard for US interests, which it does not. Not without consequences.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:09 PM (Box+s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 11:06 PM (WtQV9)
Ft. Campbell, KY. But right close to the TN state line.
Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2025 11:11 PM (30Gj0)
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Aw, you're going to school me over realpolitik? realpolitik? that;s rich. Realpolitik is never absolute, russia has way more interests that suggest they should not cooperate with Israel. What is more you seem to think that Israel has a free hand to engage in realpolitik with whomever, however, without regard for US interests, which it does not. Not without consequences.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:09 PM (Box+s)
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What, are you going to post your CV? All I know is your posts, which are utterly lame. Do better.
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A helicopter is a boat anchor without main rotor thrust. It's a weed whacker without tail rotor thrust.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 11:13 PM (nljXp)
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What, are you going to post your CV? All I know is your posts, which are utterly lame. Do better.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H
Yeah, not everybody is a self-published that brags about a blog endorsing his books. Regular fucking Tom Clancy. You are super smart, so instead of addressing the reasons realpolitik does not apply to russia Israel you go after the non comment. Your a winner baby.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:14 PM (Box+s)
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Yeah, not everybody is a self-published that brags about a blog endorsing his books. Regular fucking Tom Clancy. You are super smart, so instead of addressing the reasons realpolitik does not apply to russia Israel you go after the non comment. Your a winner baby.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:14 PM (Box+s)
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LOL. Can't defend your logic, so you make personal attacks.
Posted by: Iris at December 26, 2025 11:17 PM (bOJ2I)
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Diogenes,
Grab a cigar and some scotch and head for the garage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 11:17 PM (IhIKR)
159
Ex bil said they did a lot of night work in TN.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 11:18 PM (WtQV9)
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Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. Peace talks continue in Brussels and Washington. Oddly, they keep forgetting to invite Russia to them.
2. The Russians have begun to seriously attack logistics deep in Ukraine's rear areas. This could mean Russia wants to force a quick end to the war. Or it could mean Russia is getting ready to do a massive attack and land grab. Take your pick.
3. The good news for the Ukrainians is they have counter attacked and pushed the Russians out of the eastern town of Kupiansk. The bad news is they apparently had to strip forces from other areas to do so, and now the Russians are advancing in a half dozen other spots.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 11:18 PM (2XHCB)
161
happy boxing day!
Posted by: Iris at December 26, 2025 11:17 PM (bOJ2I)
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Also the Feast of St. Stephen.
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Well, bringing back memories, but I’ve got a lot of retirement to do in the morning.
But it was nice remembering when I was young and immortal.
Night, all!
Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2025 11:19 PM (30Gj0)
Posted by: Jake Paul, with jaw wired shut, says Happy Boxing Day at December 26, 2025 11:19 PM (Epuwl)
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LOL. Can't defend your logic, so you make personal attacks.
Thanks for making my point for me.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H
yeah, noting your nic would not be a peronal, it is noting what you highlight. Even now you have not addressed the fact that there's no meaningful way for realpolitik with Israel and russia since Israel has to bend to US wishes. Especially in the current US political environment.
You were nothing but wrong.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:19 PM (Box+s)
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yeah, noting your nic would not be a peronal, it is noting what you highlight. Even now you have not addressed the fact that there's no meaningful way for realpolitik with Israel and russia since Israel has to bend to US wishes. Especially in the current US political environment.
You were nothing but wrong.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:19 PM (Box+s)
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Let me spell it out for you: address my arguments, don't attack me personally.
Realpolitik is ruthless, amoral. You can trade with your enemies. Survival is key.
So Israel sends weapons to Ukraine while buddying up to Russia against Turkey.
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I worked for a guy who had been a Marine pilot of a CH-46 helicopter, twin rotors, 84 feet long. Huge. When he was training to fly airplanes, he first soloed with only ten hours. Unheard of. It took me waaaaay longer. I was in awe.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 11:23 PM (YCq3A)
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The good news for the Ukrainians is they have counter attacked and pushed the Russians out of the eastern town of Kupiansk. The bad news is they apparently had to strip forces from other areas to do so, and now the Russians are advancing in a half dozen other spots.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 11:18 PM (2XHCB)
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I am so tuned out on all of that. So much noise, so little signal. Wake me when it's over.
Unless Western Europe undergoes a crash rearmament programme and reinstitutes conscription, it's just farts in the wind.
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Recommend 0.5x speed on the Lora dancers playback. Newton was so right about the conservation of momentum.
Posted by: Physics is grand at December 26, 2025 11:25 PM (fKeBm)
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161 happy boxing day!
Posted by: Iris at December 26, 2025 11:17 PM (bOJ2I)
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Also the Feast of St. Stephen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2025 11:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Yes! I don't actually even know what Boxing Day is about. I saw some links this AM but can't find them now.
Posted by: Iris at December 26, 2025 11:25 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 26, 2025 11:25 PM (FZsf1)
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Helicopters are creepy. Unnatural. Never flown in one.
I've flown in C-130s and KC-135s. Not particularly exciting, though I did have a "hero moment" where they dropped the ramp on a C-130 with the props turning and I strode alone down the ramp. That was cool.
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Yes! I don't actually even know what Boxing Day is about. I saw some links this AM but can't find them now.
Posted by: Iris at December 26, 2025 11:25 PM (bOJ2I)
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It was the day gifts were given to the household staff
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 11:27 PM (9ipOP)
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The closest Ive come to helicoptering was we made some parts for blackhawks. Hydraulic accumulators. Maybe 8" diameter and about a foot tall with a dome on top.
No idea what they did.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 26, 2025 11:27 PM (qWLrs)
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Iris, I think "boxing day" is about taking down all the Christmas decorations and boxing up for storage?
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 11:27 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:28 PM (77rzZ)
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Yes! I don't actually even know what Boxing Day is about. I saw some links this AM but can't find them now.
Posted by: Iris at December 26, 2025 11:25 PM (bOJ2I)
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Something about British taking boxes of stuff to their servants or whatnot. Or maybe they give gifts the day after.
Only on the American calendar because of proximity to Canada, which everyone admits is no longer an actual country.
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My first helicopter ride? It was in a Huey, that was almost as old as I was, as part of a military detail sent to finish cleaning up the wreckage of a helicopter that had almost cleared a ridge.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 11:28 PM (2XHCB)
Happy 2nd day of Christmas - nice quiet day here, started with jam cookies and black coffee. Oldest son and I made the cookies, used raspberry chipotle jam for the red cookies. (Mint for the green ones) Different, but I liked them.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 26, 2025 11:29 PM (igoLh)
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House down the road has already taken down all their lights. Sad.
Today was a good day for it, though. Dry, partly sunny... snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow.
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 11:29 PM (rdVOm)
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Is the snow deep and crisp and even?
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:28 PM (77rzZ)
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Not here! Mostly melted by rain. Icy rain this morning.
Snow on the way, though. St. Stephen was the first martyr.
Hope you had a nice Christmas. Big family party out near Riverside. At least the rain held off. Didn't get home until after 2 AM today.
Now I'm at Costco getting my truck tire repaired. Picked up some metal object and was losing air slowly.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 26, 2025 11:31 PM (qWLrs)
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The tree with the big butt seems to have a huge dingus on the other side. Puts both sexes to shame
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 11:30 PM (TLR6t)
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Sir Mixalot weeps.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 11:32 PM (WtQV9)
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Has anyone seen the latest Now You See Me movie? Recommend it? I liked the first one. I think Woody Harelson(?) is a good actor, by which I mean, he makes his characters feel real.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 26, 2025 11:33 PM (igoLh)
Yes, even we Protestants agree on Stephen as the first martyr.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:34 PM (77rzZ)
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There's a KC-10 and a Rivet Joint parked outside the Air Force museum and I am dying to see the insides
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 26, 2025 11:31 PM (FZsf1)
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I should add that I had access to the flight deck of both aircraft, which was cool. I was actually chatting with the mission commander on the C-130, getting details for a story, and just absorbing details and then he cut me off and said "We're about to touch down. You really need that seat belt on."
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Yes, even we Protestants agree on Stephen as the first martyr.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:34 PM (77rzZ)
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I will (unironically) save this ecumenical moment.
I have to say that, because as a Gen Xer, snark is my native dialect.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 26, 2025 11:37 PM (igoLh)
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Wow, so few comments on the giant jiggly breasts video. Is this really the Horde I know and love?
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:37 PM (77rzZ)
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Wow, so few comments on the giant jiggly breasts video. Is this really the Horde I know and love?
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:37 PM (77rzZ)
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I think they're too busy doing further research on the topic.
As for me, time to crash. Looking forward to seeing all my fellow repentant (and semi-repentant) sinners on the Prayer Thread tomorrow.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:39 PM (77rzZ)
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Is the snow deep and crisp and even?
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It was for good King Wencelas
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 26, 2025 11:40 PM (igoLh)
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The tree with the big butt seems to have a huge dingus on the other side. Puts both sexes to shame
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 11:30 PM (TLR6t)
I think the gal next to the tree may have had her butt Photoshopped down for comedic effect too.
Oh well, I still chuckled. I'm looking forward to having a good guffaw soon.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 11:40 PM (2XHCB)
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191 Wow, so few comments on the giant jiggly breasts video. Is this really the Horde I know and love?
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:37 PM (77rzZ)
We're all still burned out from celebrating....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 26, 2025 11:40 PM (qWLrs)
197
Wow, so few comments on the giant jiggly breasts video. Is this really the Horde I know and love?
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:37 PM (77rzZ)
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 11:41 PM (9ipOP)
Hope you had a nice Christmas. Big family party out near Riverside. ,,,
Ruh Roh, he said the magic woird.
youtube.com/watch?v=XPaGsaJkGSw
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 11:41 PM (WtQV9)
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My brother is an engineer for a natural gas pipeline company. He regularly commuted by helicopter to offshore oil platorms when he lived in Port Athur texas. Took me with once when I visited him. Very cool.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 11:42 PM (PU21p)
201
American Kestrel, saw the Now You See me movie. Nice popcorn movie, had some good bits. Which is about all I expect from a movie in a theater these days. Debating whetehr to go see the new Avatar movie, which is only a possibility because of cool CGI which looks best on the big screen, and it'll get us out of the house for 4 hours. There is zero expectation of a decent storyline, of course. Will wait for the new Odysseus movie for that.
Posted by: tankascribe at December 26, 2025 11:42 PM (NtoJk)
202
Wow, so few comments on the giant jiggly breasts video. Is this really the Horde I know and love?
Posted by: Bulg
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Didn't watch the video. Got a backache just seeing the still.
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 11:42 PM (rdVOm)
203 I had a really nice Christmas. That is all.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 26, 2025 11:25 PM (FZsf1)
My wife's kid has us over for dinner. I think the two of them had a good time. I was touched she asked us over.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2025 11:43 PM (rbvCR)
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197 Wow, so few comments on the giant jiggly breasts video. Is this really the Horde I know and love?
Posted by: Bulg
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They are disgusting.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 11:44 PM (WtQV9)
205
I suggested to my brother that we need to start a "Trump to Rushmore" committee just to screw with the left. His mugshot would look really good carved into the mountain.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 11:44 PM (Da7Vv)
The legend is based on a story about Saint Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia.
Escape From Bohemia
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 11:45 PM (pkeXY)
210
I'm at my parents house and I did the decorating. I will leave them up through Epiphany.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 26, 2025 11:46 PM (igoLh)
211
I'm no expert in such matters, but eight perfectly matched, huge jigglies? If this is AI, it's gone too damn far.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 11:46 PM (PU21p)
212
Flew Blue Hawaiian helicopters on the Big Island several times. Nice ride, it was especially fun to fly over Kilauea and look down into the caldera which we'd hiked across the day before. That was before the entire summit crater collapsed, taking that trail and a large portion of Crater Rim Drive along with it. Pity, because it was a really nice hike.
Posted by: tankascribe at December 26, 2025 11:47 PM (NtoJk)
213
Boxing day is when you give the help the gifts you do not need.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2025 11:47 PM (MUJd1)
214 If this is AI, it's gone too damn far.
Posted by: JM in Illinois
You ain't seen nothin' yet
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 11:48 PM (pkeXY)
yeah, nobody has any interest in what a guy that says jonathan pollard conspiracy theory thinks.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:50 PM (kSuAr)
221
American Kestrel, you're welcome. Frankly, not much of that movie stuck with me. But none of it slapped me in the face with Woke so there's that. Rental Family, OTOH, was a darn nice movie with a new concept. Could have been done better but it was refreshing to see something that hadn't been done to death.
Posted by: tankascribe at December 26, 2025 11:52 PM (NtoJk)
222
Am I the only one who had to google "cottaging"?
Posted by: steven at December 26, 2025 11:52 PM (QOrsj)
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222 Posted by: steven at December 26, 2025 11:52 PM (QOrsj)
No but I am not going to.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2025 11:52 PM (MUJd1)
224
Let me spell it out for you: address my arguments, don't attack me personally.
Realpolitik is ruthless, amoral. You can trade with your enemies. Survival is key.
So Israel sends weapons to Ukraine while buddying up to Russia against Turkey.
I know, complicated. Do better.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author
yes, and? that it is ruthless and amoral does not mean that it is always supporting of the most obvious self interest, why is this hard. Israel working with russia in ways that are contrary to US interests is stupid, not real politik. See Israel wants to sell aew aircraft to china, how did that go?
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 11:53 PM (kSuAr)
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216 Posted by: tankascribe at December 26, 2025 11:49 PM (NtoJk) https://x.coSven10077
@sven10077
Utah am I right>?
1:11 PM · Dec 26, 2025
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Posted by: sven at December 26, 2025 11:54 PM (MUJd1)
226 Didn't watch the video. Got a backache just seeing the still.
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lol. I didn't watch it either. And the artist in me didn't find the still attractive.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 26, 2025 11:54 PM (igoLh)
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197 Fine. 1-2 comments on the Giant Boob Jiggle. A proper ONT would talk about nothing else.
I mean, really guys. We’ll slaver over CBD’s small-boobed Renaissance art, but ignore such bouncing glories as those above?
Sometimes I don’t get this place.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 11:54 PM (77rzZ)
That was my first thought, but would AI get the one dancer out-of-sync with the others like that? The girl in the skirt either didn't know the moves, or was too focused on getting the bouncing done right.
She flips the hair of the girl on the right at about 0:08, too. Not sure that's a detail AI would get right.
And I will now clip a corner off my Man Card for paying attention to anything but the bounciness.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 11:55 PM (nhCoE)
229
Nothing is more exciting than an Army Huey pilot getting Air Force, me, as a passenger. He truly strove to make me barf by flying below the tops of the pine trees. How low? I had lean out from the door gunner station, trust the seat belt, and look up through the main rotor to see the tops of said pine trees.
It was very fun. And no I did not toss any cookies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2025 11:56 PM (2GVsD)
230
Bulg, I assumed that video sent some Morons to their bunks. Perhaps they are too indisposed to post.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 11:56 PM (rghSL)
231Am I the only one who had to google "cottaging"?
Yep, I looked it up. So here's another slang term to add to the ol' lexicon.
The English are so inventive...
That circumlocation was so dense (to an American) that it almost rivaled a friend who referred to the discovery of a (used) condom on the ground as nearly stepping upon a "mythical manly man-thing" in a well-meaning effort to avoid the eewww factor.
Posted by: tankascribe at December 26, 2025 11:56 PM (NtoJk)
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200 My brother is an engineer for a natural gas pipeline company. He regularly commuted by helicopter to offshore oil platorms when he lived in Port Athur texas. Took me with once when I visited him. Very cool.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 11:42 PM (PU21p)
I periodically traveled via helicopter with my boss in Greece. One flight back, I was on comms with the pilots when the lights started flashing red. I asked what that meant - they told me not to worry or nothing, but we were going to crash. Had a hard landing in the parking lot of a gas station in nowhere Greece. Owner and his wife came out aghast, I translated the issues from our pilots, and the guy helped them fix the copter while the wife made all of us dinner. It was actually a fun afternoon, almost dying notwithstanding.
Posted by: moki at December 26, 2025 11:57 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2025 11:58 PM (JkO4W)
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229 Nothing is more exciting than an Army Huey pilot getting Air Force, me, as a passenger. He truly strove to make me barf by flying below the tops of the pine trees. How low? I had lean out from the door gunner station, trust the seat belt, and look up through the main rotor to see the tops of said pine trees.
It was very fun. And no I did not toss any cookies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2025 11:56 PM (2GVsD)
Had a good friend who was an Army Warrant Officer who taught nap of the earth flying for Cobras, in Hawaii.
Yeah... going up with him was an adventure.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2025 11:58 PM (mP0Kj)
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233 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2025 11:58 PM (2GVsD)
Does not shock me, hell we could make it the new national sport.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2025 11:59 PM (MUJd1)
238 Those boobs are too symmetrical. The faces of the girls are too similar too, and it just as a "CGI" type look and feel to me.
It's somewhere in the uncanny valley. And it looks like the boobage is treated as a single unit for the physics motion simulation.
A lot of trouble to model big boob motion, but still not two real, independent boobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 27, 2025 12:00 AM (w6EFb)
241
Judging from that still, that is better CGI/AI than we got in the Hobbit trilogy going against Smaug.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2025 12:01 AM (2GVsD)
242
Say, n do you think we're all going to crushed into despair by a troll? Gosh, we've never seen one of those here. So essentially you're someone who has such a pathetic existence that going after people the Day after Christmas is the best you can do? What a sad life you must lead. I'll pray for God to heal the brain Chancre of yours. Syphilis can be treated if you catch it before it starts eating your face away.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 27, 2025 12:02 AM (Da7Vv)
243
>>Feast of St. Stephen?
Grateful Dead
https://youtu.be/W-s0lFpflQw
A man of refined taste.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2025 12:03 AM (viF8m)
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Say, n do you think we're all going to crushed into despair by a troll? Gosh, we've never seen one of those here. So essentially you're someone who has such a pathetic existence that going after people the Day after Christmas is the best you can do? What a sad life you must lead. I'll pray for God to heal the brain Chancre of yours. Syphilis can be treated if you catch it before it starts eating your face away.
Posted by: An Observation se
aw, says the newest troll, go away
Posted by: n at December 27, 2025 12:04 AM (kSuAr)
245
Reading further on the story, it seems KSU has a gang problem. Like they had 40 of them.
The father with his wife were being escorted by campus security to help his son move out until the rent-a-cop was called away. That is when four thugs tried to attack.
Now there are only 39.
And yes, I think the other thugs did something to pull security away just to attack them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2025 12:04 AM (2GVsD)
246 Googling, "LORA", or LoRa, is apparently the name of some computer gaming thing to create characters. Even saw a reddit thread about boob jiggle physics related to it. :-)
So, LORA is what you use to make jiggling boobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 27, 2025 12:04 AM (w6EFb)
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Just added that LoRA and set strength to 2, got an auburn haired Margaret Cho.
Maybe I should delete zaftig. And try again
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2025 12:09 AM (2GVsD)
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245 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2025 12:04 AM (2GVsD)
If you'd like to be depressed Will Collier posted a reply to an idiot that does not understand how primal actual greek antiquity was and lamented the Odyssey because of Odysseus' hardcore nature.
Collier points out that Xian morality probably altered human psychology and morals to a larger degree than people grasp and that the Anglosphere understanding of natural rights is predicated on a housebroken human psyche.
Once you accept that non-housebroken humans think there can be "heroic rape" and "heroic murder" the Palestinians' antics on 7OCT make sense.
The point is that though less intelligent the savage can be quite cunning, and a lot of hard work went into housebreaking EUrope we no longer have the will for as a civilization.
The kept right is a bigger enemy than the retard left in some ways.
Posted by: sven at December 27, 2025 12:09 AM (MUJd1)
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Sorry I'm late, my battle with the Sandman did not go as I was anticipating. (Yawn.)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 12:10 AM (VwB7m)
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 12:10 AM (77rzZ)
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>>>A lot of trouble to model big boob motion, but still not two real, independent boobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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To my bad eyes they looked like sand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 12:11 AM (WtQV9)
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>> LoRAs are rule sets to help tell the LLM how to generate images.
Thanks. I was going to look at some of the output, but it's all labeled NSFW, and requires you to sign up with an account and all that nonsense to see it, which I ain't gonna do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 27, 2025 12:11 AM (w6EFb)
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>>>Bulg, I assumed that video sent some Morons to their bunks. Perhaps they are too indisposed to post.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 27, 2025 12:12 AM (nljXp)
259
Lol Braenyard, those guys piloting that thing were heroes in my book-it was the ambassador, his wife and me they were carrying and they were not going to let anything happen to us. God bless them.
JM, I was professional in front of everyone, but when I excused myself to go to the bathroom, I cried like a baby. Thank goodness I had makeup in my purse to fix the mess of my face!
Posted by: moki at December 27, 2025 12:14 AM (wLjpr)
260
I don’t care if the jiggly boobs are AI. Me likey anyway.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 12:14 AM (77rzZ)
261
N, I am near the point I think we should abandon EUtopia and focus on the Americas and leverage Russia against China....better an honest foe we hope to walk to simple antipathy that EUtopian friends who are trying to kill the American right with censorship.
Posted by: sven at December 27, 2025 12:15 AM (MUJd1)
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Thanks for the story, moki, glad it had a good ending.
And it is good to see you. Hope you are well.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:17 AM (igoLh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 12:18 AM (bss/y)
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Once you accept that non-housebroken humans think there can be "heroic rape" and "heroic murder" the Palestinians' antics on 7OCT make sense.
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It makes sense to them.
And eliminating them from this earth makes sense to the other.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 12:18 AM (WtQV9)
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>> I don’t care if the jiggly boobs are AI. Me likey anyway.
Would you be interested in beta testing our forthcoming Optipussy sexbot models?
Posted by: Elon at December 27, 2025 12:19 AM (w6EFb)
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Evening, and a belated Merry Christmas to Weird Dave and Gingy, and the ONT Hordelings.
On the road to AZ, dropped anchor in Great Falls, MT for the night/ 38 degrees here. Sure beats 8 degrees at home this morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 12:19 AM (cMZNg)
267I saw Boob Jiggle Physics open for…
Posted by: Bulg
Bubblemath!
https://youtu.be/FMJ9m5bdeWY
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 12:21 AM (nhCoE)
268 You'll have to sign an NDA and liability waiver. We still haven't gotten the safeties right.
Posted by: Elon at December 27, 2025 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
269
N, I am near the point I think we should abandon EUtopia and focus on the Americas and leverage Russia against China....better an honest foe we hope to walk to simple antipathy that EUtopian friends who are trying to kill the American right with censorship.
Posted by: sven
I am not too far apart, we should definitely be leveraging Russia vs china, they both have issues but if yo had to choose russia is literally the lesser evil. It is nice if we get to bring the euros with us, however, I am not interested in having uros anti-free speech and socialist policies "inside the wire", rather do without than be influenced by thm. I am fine with giving canada, nz, aus the heave ho too. Not interested in india, they wold stab us in the back in an instant.
Posted by: n at December 27, 2025 12:22 AM (cb89S)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:17 AM (igoLh)
This has been the best Christmas for us in a long while - no one in the hospital, coming out of the hospital, or needed to go to the hospital. A Christmas miracle!!!
Posted by: moki at December 27, 2025 12:25 AM (wLjpr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:26 AM (igoLh)
275 This has been the best Christmas for us in a long while - no one in the hospital, coming out of the hospital, or needed to go to the hospital. A Christmas miracle!!!
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It makes me happy to hear this.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:27 AM (igoLh)
276
If this my third comment in a row, I'll sign off, if not I will take a few more minutes.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:28 AM (igoLh)
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>>>And I don't have an inherent fear/distrust of Russia, while I do think China views us as an enemy or at least as a country to take advantage of.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
>How do you say Lebensraum in Mandarin Chinese?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 27, 2025 12:29 AM (nljXp)
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SAmerican Kestrel - how was your Christmas? I hope you had a calm, peaceful, enjoyable day!
Posted by: moki at December 27, 2025 12:29 AM (wLjpr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:29 AM (igoLh)
280 My brain/eye is pretty good at seeing things "aren't quite right", that is don't look real, but I can't really pin down exactly what it is. It's just a bunch of tiny little details in how real things move and behave, vs simulations of them.
Posted by: Elon at December 27, 2025 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
May visions of jiggly boobs dance in my (and my fellow ‘Rons’ heads.
Posted by: Bulg at December 27, 2025 12:31 AM (77rzZ)
282
How do you say Lebensraum in Mandarin Chinese?
Posted by: R
everything east of the urals
Posted by: n at December 27, 2025 12:31 AM (cb89S)
283
The craziness with Kirk’s murder is teaching new levels daily.
The new thing from the nut jobs? Tyler Robinson’s lawyer is part of the company that flew in Egyptians who were in on the assassination.
You see, it’s all one giant conspiracy to make Tyler the patsy and convict him. “They” made sure his lawyer will tank the defence so the world never find out “the truth”.
Candy Cane Owens and Jimmy Dore are really pushing this stuff. The grift is profitable.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:31 AM (MvI35)
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And I don't have an inherent fear/distrust of Russia, while I do think China views us as an enemy or at least as a country to take advantage of.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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Agree. Putin wants to make Russia great again, not conquer the world.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 12:32 AM (WtQV9)
285 >How do you say Lebensraum in Mandarin Chinese?
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I have absolutely no idea.
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how was your Christmas?
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To remember the best gift I have ever been given is comfort to my heart. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:32 AM (igoLh)
286
Following that thought. Russia bombs the shit out of Iran and says, My Hemisphere.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 12:33 AM (WtQV9)
287
Candy Cane Owens and Jimmy Dore are really pushing this stuff. The grift is profitable.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:31 AM (MvI35)
Just weird. I blame Bush I and II for this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 12:34 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Ralph Wiggum at December 27, 2025 12:36 AM (UQNZh)
289My money is on AI. Also, a bit too MUCH movement. Which is odd to type out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah, I've come full circle to thinking it's AI.
There also doesn't seem to be a fashion brand/store named Lora. Other than one in Afghanistan that makes traditional Afghani clothing. Which that ain't.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 12:36 AM (nhCoE)
290
Candy Cane Owens and Jimmy Dore are really pushing this stuff.
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And are flying close to the sun.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 12:37 AM (WtQV9)
291 JM, I was professional in front of everyone, but when I excused myself to go to the bathroom, I cried like a baby. Thank goodness I had makeup in my purse to fix the mess of my face!
Posted by: moki at December 27, 2025 12:14 AM (wLjpr)
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The pilots flying may also have felt after-effects. You (and they) were professional when it counted; an emotional outburst would not have helped.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 27, 2025 12:38 AM (tlviZ)
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264 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 12:18 AM (WtQV9)
The people who will fight you paying evil unto evil to break them to good are your "allies."
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Posted by: sven at December 27, 2025 12:39 AM (MUJd1)
"LoRA (Low-Rank Adaptation) AI is a powerful, efficient technique for customizing large AI models (like for images or text) without retraining the whole thing, by injecting small, trainable "adapter" matrices to teach new styles, characters, or concepts quickly and cheaply, making AI much more personal and specialized for tasks like creating specific art styles, unique characters, or consistent product images. It works by freezing most of the model's core weights and training only these tiny additions, acting like a creative patch or filter for the AI."
That's what AI says about it. :-) So, to make jiggling boobs, you create a LoRa for it.
Posted by: Elon at December 27, 2025 12:40 AM (w6EFb)
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271 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:24 AM (igoLh)
My great grandfather and grandfather fought in France, I do not want my son or grandsons to do so.
Posted by: sven at December 27, 2025 12:40 AM (MUJd1)
295 Jiggly girls are neither AI nor natural; those things are wearables.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 27, 2025 12:41 AM (n7rxJ)
296
Yeah, I've come full circle to thinking it's AI.
There also doesn't seem to be a fashion brand/store named Lora. Other than one in Afghanistan that makes traditional Afghani clothing. Which that ain't.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 12:36 AM (nhCoE)
It's well done. Like all delusions, you WANT to believe. But then I noticed the boobs were swinging precisely in unison (which would be odd.) Also, I have known a couple well endowed gals and while movement is wonderful, not that much.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 12:41 AM (bss/y)
297
I went down a rabbit hole of insanity on the Kirk thing.
Dude it’s crazy. Like beyond just regular conspiracy theory stuff. Not only is Israel involved that’s a given. The Jews control the world after all.
But somehow Mitt Romney is also involved? Yep he is. Mormons control Utah and Utah is where he was killed. And Romney is part of the Mormon Mafia. So yeah Romney!!!
🤣🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 12:42 AM (MvI35)
298Jiggly girls are neither AI nor natural; those things are wearables.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I considered that, too. It would explain the in-sync motion of the boobs water balloons and the out-of-sync dancer that's dressed differently.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 12:46 AM (nhCoE)
299
The wife and kiddo are out of town for the weekend so I'm gonna go crazy and... uh... load the dishwasher and go to bed.
See you weirdos on the morning prayer thread.
Posted by: PabloD at December 27, 2025 12:51 AM (Epuwl)
300
The Zapruder film got less analysis than the video of the boob-swinging women.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 12:51 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 12:51 AM (bss/y)
302
Just weird. I blame Bush I and II for this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Did you read about the bank accounts he and SS had?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 12:52 AM (WtQV9)
303
Santa got back from delivering his presents, and when he walked into his workshop he saw Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift, and Ariana Grande lying under his Christmas Tree. He said to himself, "Why are these famous singers here under my Tree?" He saw an elf in the corner of the room smiling, and called him over and said "Why are these famous singers here under my tree?" The elf replied: "Well, when he asked you what you wanted for Christmas, you said 'Ho Ho Ho' so we..." Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 10:53 PM (Da7Vv)
Santa was having a bad day. Reindeer were sick, Mrs. Claus had the red ass about something he did, the elves were cutting up and not getting toys made. Then the angel walked in and said, "Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?"
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 27, 2025 12:54 AM (eStot)
304Santa was having a bad day. Reindeer were sick, Mrs. Claus had the red ass about something he did, the elves were cutting up and not getting toys made. Then the angel walked in and said, "Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?"
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
AND THAT'S WHY WE PUT ANGELS ON TOP OF CHRISTMAS TREES TO THIS DAY.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at December 27, 2025 12:57 AM (nhCoE)
305
As the cosmic stars come into alignment, I recall once a pair of strippers in South Salt Lake City called the "Bounce Twins" who had worked out their dance routine so that their boobs swung in unison. Sometimes the same direction, and sometimes in opposite directions. It was quite the show. Mitt Romney was probably involved somehow.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 27, 2025 12:57 AM (eStot)
306 Here's an example from reddit of how good this LoRA thing can be:
https://is.gd/px29cd
That looks almost real. Again, it looks a bit off, but I couldn't tell you exactly what's not exactly right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 27, 2025 12:57 AM (w6EFb)
Kenyan man Cholo Abdi Abdullah sentence to two consecutive life terms for plotting 9/11 style attack on behalf of the al-Shabaab Somalian t*rror group.
He received military-style training in Somalia then trained how to fly a commercial aircraft.
He planned to target the 55 story Bank of America Plaza in Atlanta.
Is anyone familiar with this story? First I've heard. Seems a bit newsworthy yet first I'm hearing it is after he's sentenced?
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300 The Zapruder film got less analysis than the video of the boob-swinging women.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 12:51 AM (nWPIJ)
Well, these things bear consideration.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 01:01 AM (bss/y)
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Had a small breakdown on the road today. Just short of Nobleford, in southern Alberta, the Suburban suddenly lost its power steering. And the "check gages" light came on, and the temperature gage was heading for the Moon. Turns out the smooth steel idler pulley for the serpentine belt had locked up solid, and the belt slipped around it until it got hot and shredded. Found the belt wrapped around the fan clutch axle.
Now for the good part! I had a spare idler pulley in my road box, and there was a used serpentine belt in a tray in the cargo compartment, left by a prior owner. And I had a toolbox. Took me about 15 minutes on the side of a handy grid road to change out the idler and belt, and the 'burb is no worse for the ordeal. I will buy a new belt tomorrow morning, and install it, and return the well-used one to "spare" status.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:01 AM (cMZNg)
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As the cosmic stars come into alignment, I recall once a pair of strippers in South Salt Lake City called the "Bounce Twins" who had worked out their dance routine so that their boobs swung in unison. Sometimes the same direction, and sometimes in opposite directions. It was quite the show. Mitt Romney was probably involved somehow.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 27, 2025 12:57 AM (eStot)
They have strip clubs in Utah?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:05 AM (cMZNg)
311
Guess you had a cheater pipe in that tool kit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 01:06 AM (WtQV9)
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AOP. I never know what you're talking about mechanics-wise, but I enjoy reading and hope you have a safe trip to AZ.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 01:07 AM (rghSL)
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Now for the good part! I had a spare idler pulley in my road box, and there was a used serpentine belt in a tray in the cargo compartment, left by a prior owner. And I had a toolbox. Took me about 15 minutes on the side of a handy grid road to change out the idler and belt, and the 'burb is no worse for the ordeal. I will buy a new belt tomorrow morning, and install it, and return the well-used one to "spare" status.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Classic AOP. No big deal. Most of us would have called AAA
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As the cosmic stars come into alignment, I recall once a pair of strippers in South Salt Lake City called the "Bounce Twins" who had worked out their dance routine so that their boobs swung in unison. Sometimes the same direction, and sometimes in opposite directions. It was quite the show. Mitt Romney was probably involved somehow.
Posted by: Caes
Strunk and White say that the proper collective for strippers is brace or sloth.
Posted by: n at December 27, 2025 01:09 AM (0QnlH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 01:12 AM (WtQV9)
321Guess you had a cheater pipe in that tool kit.
Posted by: Braenyard
Breaker bar, that's the proper term.
Posted by: Braenyard
Both are correct. A breaker bar is a socket wrench without a ratchet mechanism. Usually rather long, to get some leverage, and "break" stuck bolts or nuts free.
A cheater pipe is an extension for a breaker bar, for even more leverage.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 01:15 AM (nhCoE)
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Guess you had a cheater pipe in that tool kit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 01:06 AM (WtQV9)
Didn't need one. 3/8 drive ratchet and a 13 mm socket for the idler wheel, and the ratchet alone plugged into a square recess on the tensioner arm to swing it down and enable the belt to be mounted. And I used my road box (an old plastic milk crate) as a step to enable me to reach down to the crank pulley. Less work than changing a tire. Really, everyone should carry spare belts and idlers, and the tools to change them. It's not really hard to do, and 50 bucks will buy all the parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:17 AM (cMZNg)
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Hey Horde, it is snowing here, not expected to amount to much, it is pretty to look at from the warmth of my living room.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2025 01:18 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 01:20 AM (rghSL)
326 Another boob physics AI creation:
https://is.gd/Wd2L3z
That's labelled NSFW so reddit won't show it without an account, I don't think.
That's much more realistic than the above. The boobs are not rigid but undulate and change shape more naturally as they move.
It's very close to real.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 27, 2025 01:20 AM (w6EFb)
327 All this computer processing power and simulation skills, and what it is being used for?
Figures, as Joe Friday would say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 27, 2025 01:21 AM (w6EFb)
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Utah has got to be the worst for targeting out-of-state plates. Best to just mind you P & Q s and get the fuck out. Or get a rental car.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 27, 2025 01:22 AM (nljXp)
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Please, oh please, oh please. Let it not be AI.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 27, 2025 01:24 AM (dK+Kv)
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274 Safe travels AOP
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 27, 2025 12:26 AM (igoLh)
Seconded
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 27, 2025 01:24 AM (QGaXH)
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A cheater pipe is an extension for a breaker bar, for even more leverage.
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 01:15 AM (nhCoE)
Also known as a "snipe".
Some of those parts have been in my road box for ten years or more. Nice thing about old Suburbans is there is a great deal of parts commonality in the idler wheel department. Belts, not so much. But the old used one, cracks and all, was saved as a "spare" by a previous owner, and came with the truck. This the '99 3/4 ton 4X4 'Burb I bought in Utah 3 years ago. It has the 454 engine in it. All heavy-duty stuff. I like it right well. And it's not especially hard on fuel. $2.79/gallon here in Great Falls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:26 AM (cMZNg)
332All this computer processing power and simulation skills, and what it is being used for?
Figures, as Joe Friday would say.
Posted by: publius
That's the first use for any new technology.
I'd bet one of the first three daguerreotype photos ever taken was a boudoir shot.
And didn't someone link an article about a 25000-year-old cave carving of a bootay a few days ago?
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 01:28 AM (nhCoE)
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329 Please, oh please, oh please. Let it not be AI.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
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Really, everyone should carry spare belts and idlers, and the tools to change them. It's not really hard to do, and 50 bucks will buy all the parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Solid advice!
When you change the serpentine belt, as a matter of maintenance, save it for spare! If your vehicle is older-- spare for each belt. Better to have new ones, to avoid the re-do later, but $... *Always* have basic tools and a roll of gorilla tape.
I don't carry a spare idler, and should. On former car, the only "idler" was the tensioner pulley itself. Sold as an assembly and $50 for it.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 01:30 AM (rdVOm)
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Utah has got to be the worst for targeting out-of-state plates. Best to just mind you P & Q s and get the fuck out. Or get a rental car.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
We've never had trouble there when visiting. But I get it. Utah is being overrun.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 01:30 AM (rghSL)
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331 I have that exact same 'burb tho not the same collection of spare parts in it haha
Good to see ya brother it's been a good while
And I live around Riverside CA btw to reference an earlier rogue post
North o' Pomona
Posted by: MAxIE at December 27, 2025 01:30 AM (3Dvl3)
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Didn't need one. 3/8 drive ratchet and a 13 mm socket for the idler wheel, and the ratchet alone plugged into a square recess on the tensioner arm to swing it down and enable the belt to be mounted
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F'ing GM, had to rent a breaker bar to replace the alternator on the F-150 (required) - think I used a cheater pipe too. If memory serves those tools were applied to the belt tensioner.
Thank goodness for NAPA in the middle of a little country town.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 01:31 AM (WtQV9)
Probably will melt off by midday, and I'm totally ok with that.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 01:33 AM (rdVOm)
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Hope the rest of your trip goes smoothly, AOP!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 01:37 AM (rdVOm)
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Recently saw an old two door Suburban (labeled Tahoe) with barn doors. ~ ~ envy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 01:37 AM (WtQV9)
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Thank you, Horde, for being such interesting people.
Carry on.
Posted by: Piercello at December 27, 2025 01:37 AM (NRGJj)
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I don't carry a spare idler, and should. On former car, the only "idler" was the tensioner pulley itself. Sold as an assembly and $50 for it.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 01:30 AM (rdVOm)
Of course it varies from car to car. On these models of GM vehicle, the tensioner idler is a poly-groove plastic pulley which can be replaced on its own; no need to change spring-loaded arm. Not certain, but I think the little shielded ball bearing it spins on is the same as the one in the smooth metal idler that runs on the topside of the belt. The one I used I had hand-printed on the box, "December, 2017". I think it was a used idler in which I had pried a seal off the bearing, and packed in fresh grease. Frugal, is me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:37 AM (cMZNg)
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I have that exact same 'burb tho not the same collection of spare parts in it haha
Good to see ya brother it's been a good while
And I live around Riverside CA btw to reference an earlier rogue post
North o' Pomona
Posted by: MAxIE at December 27, 2025 01:30 AM (3Dvl3)
I like that Vortec 454. This 'burb was a crew truck at a mine in Nevada, then got bought by a rancher in Utah. I think it has 155000 miles on it, and nary a speck of rust. But the paint has failed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:41 AM (cMZNg)
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I keep cheap-o obd2 scan tools in both vehicles... $25 each (before FJB. now $40)
Because it's good to know where to begin.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 01:46 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
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I keep cheap-o obd2 scan tools in both vehicles... $25 each (before FJB. now $40)
Because it's good to know where to begin.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 01:46 AM (rdVOm)
I was going to pack mine, but forgot. But I didn't need a Ouija board to know what went bang! in this instance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:49 AM (cMZNg)
347Really, everyone should carry spare belts and idlers, and the tools to change them
I vacillate between serious envy for gearheads like this, and thanking my lucky stars I'm not one./
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 27, 2025 01:52 AM (0yLoC)
348
Tim Walz is like if Lazy Bernie Sanders f***ed a polack joke and the abstraction had a human baby. He's so dumb, he only has a M.Ed.; even Babysitter Jill Biden has a D.Ed.! Schools of Education have always been so utterly lacking in academic rigor that they're essentially unrankable, except as social clubs that award credentials. There's no objective way to compare the academic quality of programs that don't have any.
It takes a Very Special person to fail to get a D.Ed., to such an extent that it was a throwaway joke in the trash genre fiction I read today, a chapter-opening setting quote by Fancy Title Prof. Dr. Exotic Name, M.Ed. -- who cares about the M.Ed.? No one, that's the joke! (And so is Tim Walz.)
I don't know, maybe (to tie things back to the discussion above) he's like the Somalis with a vicious animal cunning, but I don't think he has that either. I think he's just the Easy Mark, the Gormless Rube, the Gullible Sucker-Chump that they're fleecing and he just. Can't. Stop. being taken advantage of, because it's his nature as a retard.
Posted by: SciVo at December 27, 2025 01:54 AM (Sy6m/)
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Well, I am getting sleepy. I was up at 0700. Didn't get mobile until 1300, and landed here about 2130. Got a wakeup call set for 0700 again. Figure I might make it to Cedar City or St. George UT tomorrow. Not enough hours in me to make it all the way to Apache Junction.
Night, Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:54 AM (cMZNg)
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Really, everyone should carry spare belts and idlers, and the tools to change them. It's not really hard to do, and 50 bucks will buy all the parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2025 01:17 AM (cMZNg)
Ah, nuts. How come every time we start talking automobiles here I see a good idea and have to spend money?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 01:54 AM (tTwk7)
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BarelyScaryMary and JQ, I had a wonderful Christmas, I am grateful.
AOP, words fail in my admiration for your frugality and knowledge. When you and JQ and Bers get to talking mechanics late at night I just sit here in awe. It is too late for me to learn these things, but I see what valuable skills they are. I would like for my kids to do some learning.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2025 02:02 AM (0nHVk)
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So I said, "Big much goodness. To the max. Scriggly." Don D. can't say that with a long, straight face. Too many mustache. You know?
Posted by: Sloppy Joe's Failed Presidency in a Can at December 27, 2025 02:04 AM (Jh7AV)
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These warm days have been a blessing. Sunday night Winter returns with a vengeance. Not looking forward to it. Maybe catch you folks tomorrow.
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When you and JQ and Bers get to talking mechanics late at night I just sit here in awe. It is too late for me to learn these things, but I see what valuable skills they are. I would like for my kids to do some learning.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2025 02:02 AM (0nHVk)
I mostly listen. I spend all day talking about it, and fabricating, and building, and machining, and assembling. By night time I just want to play guitar and read, and maybe do a shot...or 2 lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 02:15 AM (snZF9)
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I keep cheap-o obd2 scan tools in both vehicles... $25 each (before FJB. now $40)
Because it's good to know where to begin.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 01:46 AM (rdVOm)
At this point in my life I begin with the crusher. lol
Did I ever mention how much I hate working on cars?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 02:17 AM (snZF9)
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Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:34 PM (Box+s)
What a hash to have on Boxing Day!
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 02:33 AM (RuTUS)
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Well this snow storm was a bust. They were talking like end of the world. I got a light dusting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 02:38 AM (snZF9)
Thailand and Cambodia agree ceasefire after weeks of deadly clashes
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 02:46 AM (RuTUS)
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That was my crossroads. Army Helicopter Pilot. Easy call to make too. Child of two alcoholic parents, failure to launch, my father's dream of me taking over his law firm (that his own father started) was stillborn. Apparently, if a drunk asshole bullies you every night from age 12 to 17 with "you're useless you're worthless" it takes hold. I wasn't aware of just how bad I had it. I cut class my entire Freshman year without realizing I was doing something called Decompressing. For an entire fcking year. The resulting 0.0 GPA earned me the notorious Kappa Sig nick "Buckshot" Heh.
Years later a psychologist would remark that he was surprised to meet me in my 40s as most kids on my path eat a shotgun in their 20s (and geez Doc, I don't think you're supposed to share that with the survivors LOL)
Anyways, law school was out, which was a shame because I directly descend from Edmund Burke and was the smartest in my family, GrandPa included. I had everything going for me, including a Highland Park education. All my peers were going to Harvard, MIT etc. Not me. Flunking out of Centenary when I should have been in some mental trauma ward.
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 02:53 AM (ciYHQ)
360 Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 10:34 PM (Box+s)
What a hash to have on Boxing Day!
Posted by: m
At least they're not made out if ticky-tacky.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 02:57 AM (xG4kz)
Thailand and Cambodia agree ceasefire after weeks of deadly clashes
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 02:46 AM (RuTUS)
A conflict so important no one knew it was happening. Carry on, almost chinamen.
Posted by: All the News That's Fit to Forget at December 27, 2025 02:58 AM (AHnba)
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So Army it is. And the smart move is to learn how to fly helo's. I vaguely recall passing the Marine Corps recruiting office, laughing in disbelief at the posters "yay those guys are nuts".
Then their SSGT caught me outside between testing, having a smoke. I didn't have a chance. Army's good for job training sure...but we slay dragons. Between that and the damn chess commercial I was cooked. My English degree finished me off, T.H. White - "to defend Arthur's Dream that Might can be channeled for Right". Perfect ASVAB, 135 GT drumroll... gauranteed infantry overseas 6 year contract. Even my recruiter thought I was nuts. He had no idea how right he was ha
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 03:04 AM (ciYHQ)
Thailand and Cambodia agree ceasefire after weeks of deadly clashes
Posted by: m at December 27, 2025 02:46 AM (RuTUS)
A conflict so important no one knew it was happening. Carry on, almost chinamen.
Posted by: All the News That's Fit to Forget at December 27, 2025 02:58 AM (AHnba)
And the original issue? fighting over a Temple of the same damn religion they both believe in.
or... just humans being human... sadly.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2025 03:06 AM (mP0Kj)
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Bers, I just went out and swept the stairs with a broom. I am not up to shoveling the heavy wet stuff due to my advanced age. I love this fluffy stuff though, it is kind of like the fake snow for holiday displays. I hope that you and Mrs. B had a very nice Christmas.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2025 03:10 AM (0nHVk)
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Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 03:04 AM (ciYHQ)
LOL... I ended up in the Navy, because a good friend of mines car broke down.
He needed a ride to the recruiter.... 2 weeks later, we were both in Boot Camp. Not because of his enlistment, but once they saw my ASVABS and Nuclear Field Qual Test...
He did not even make it out of his 'A' school... ended up a Boatswains Mate... I did 20 years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2025 03:11 AM (mP0Kj)
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worked out for the best, i was head over heels in love and knew that to have ANY chance with her I first had to become a Man. That's certainly one thing the Corps delivers on. Backfired on her LOL because the Man was not amused at how she had treated the boy. Amazing what a little self esteem will do for a kid.
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 03:11 AM (ciYHQ)
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anyways , I have no idea why that all came out,
I guess I'm just writing to write, don't mind me
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 03:13 AM (ciYHQ)
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Bers, I just went out and swept the stairs with a broom. I am not up to shoveling the heavy wet stuff due to my advanced age. I love this fluffy stuff though, it is kind of like the fake snow for holiday displays. I hope that you and Mrs. B had a very nice Christmas.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2025 03:10 AM (0nHVk)
leaf blowers work good for fluffy. Pisses the neighbors off, but too bad. lol
Christmas was good actually.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 03:13 AM (snZF9)
That's awesome. Weird how so many times the "wingman" is the one with the character arc.
I envy the nuclear. I said I was smart upthread but I'm not that smart. Bravo Zulu, Navy
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 03:17 AM (ciYHQ)
370And the original issue? fighting over a Temple of the same damn religion they both believe in.
Posted by: Romeo13
Splitters!
Posted by: Southeast Asian People's Front at December 27, 2025 03:17 AM (nhCoE)
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I envy the nuclear. I said I was smart upthread but I'm not that smart. Bravo Zulu, Navy
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 03:17 AM (ciYHQ)
Made it to Nuc School... then looked around, and figured out as an Electronics Tech Reactor Operator, what I would end up doing for a living... looking at gauges, under high stress, waiting for something MAYBE to go wrong...
And... bailed. Hardest thing I've ever done in my life, failing on purpose, just enough to not get a Motivation drop.
Went on to become one of the top Sat Com Techs in the Navy... and actually ended up working on Nuc Subs FIXING stuff when I worked for COMSUBPAC (Commander Submarine Pacific)...
Life is weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2025 03:25 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2025 03:35 AM (0nHVk)
373
We owe Tim Walz for making the word "retard" great again.
Posted by: pawn at December 27, 2025 03:45 AM (EMg+d)
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How did you not know that Japanese wrap deal? Been freezer papering my bulk meat like that since I shot a moose when I was seven years old.
The Japs did not invent that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 03:45 AM (6Bc88)
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And the original issue? fighting over a Temple of the same damn religion they both believe in.
or... just humans being human... sadly.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2025 03:06 AM (mP0Kj)
Mom just needed to knock some heads together.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 03:48 AM (6Bc88)
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It is looking more and more like I will be raising the grandbaby. Neither the boy nor his squeeze can get their shit together. I suppose if that's what God intended I will do so, but, fuck.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 03:51 AM (6Bc88)
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"Israel working with Russia in ways that are contrary to US interests is stupid"
I don't fault Israel, they are fighting for their very survival and the threat of extermination is still fresh. When our grandfathers liberated Dachau they fell to their knees and vowed to God "never again". And yet very recently jews were being chased across American campuses.
The smart move for Israel is to trust no one but Israel. I love America, but we left some brave people to rot, people who risked everything to help us. They're all dead now, because Americans got tired of "Friends" being interrupted by Breaking News from Fallujah. Harshed their vibe...
So I hope Israel doesn't let US "interests" interfere with their survival, because American foreign policy changes eveery 4-8 years
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 03:52 AM (ciYHQ)
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It is looking more and more like I will be raising the grandbaby. Neither the boy nor his squeeze can get their shit together. I suppose if that's what God intended I will do so, but, fuck.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2025 03:51 AM (6Bc8
Sorry but the kid is getting a good deal.
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 03:56 AM (ciYHQ)
"Everything over 2 handfuls and a mouthful is wasted."
"Yeah, but I love to waste my time."
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 27, 2025 04:02 AM (1ld0C)
383
I think the gal next to the tree may have had her butt Photoshopped down for comedic effect too.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Nahhh. That's a dude, man. 5 o'clock shadow where the man-jaw is visible and no boobs to boot.
It's a dude.
Posted by: buddhaha at December 27, 2025 04:05 AM (PvdDw)
384
I will leave them up through Epiphany.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
My tree stay up through Epiphany also. I always hated the notion of tearing it all down on December 26.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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I grew up.in Allegheny County -W.PA. very multicultural. We had wops, we had pollocks, Czech, Hungargians Slovaks , Serbs Russians, Ukraine,(collectively known as Hunkies) , Germans, Greeks, frogs, a bunch of English and scots. And The Irish. A not insignificant portion of the population came from countries where there was a tradition of gift giving on Epiphany (Twelfth Night), and, on top of that, the Orthodox religions were on the Julian calendar, 12 days behind.
Everybody left their decorations up through Jan 6th.
Posted by: buddhaha at December 27, 2025 04:21 AM (PvdDw)
385
Life is weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2025 03:25 AM (mP0Kj)
Went through something like that when I got out. Back to college for Biomedical Engineering. That was a tad ambitious. Got a hard A in Chem, very proud of it. It's cool to understand it enough that the Periodic Table is (to me) the most beautiful art in the world.
Then we're back from Christmas break, classmates asking what you do on break? Me? Found a good rapier club, but mainly rested and recharged. You?
"oh I helped NASA redraft their EVA prototype"
"I proved Heickelman's Theory (inside joke I don't understand) "I wrote a paper on Modulation of the cell cycle and inhibition of histone deacetylases by small molecules increase recombinant adeno-associated virus productivity across different HEK293 cell lines. For fun."
FOR FUN? I saw my future, an old out of touch HR manager who's peers call him Dr with awkward glances sideways. These kids were doing advanced engineering projects for the lols on weekends. I was already behind the curve with a 6 year gap in mathematics, but there was no way I could catch these guys.
So I went poli Sci and caught my future wife instead.
Posted by: Fen at December 27, 2025 04:24 AM (ciYHQ)
386
Way too late to post but I flew (passenger) Los Angeles Airways (helicopter) twice in the late 60's. Before two fell out of the sky and the service discontinued.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 27, 2025 06:20 AM (aKh6S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 07:17 PM (pkeXY)
8
Boxed and salted penguins were once an inexpensive Boxing Day gift. The tradition only lasted a few years though, as the market became saturated with regifted boxed and salted penguins.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 26, 2025 07:25 PM (vFG9F)
Spoiler alert: it doesn't refer to something or someone from Memphis.
"Long distance information..."
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 26, 2025 07:45 PM (0yLoC)
30
Burgess Meredith had several memorable Twilight Zone appearances: Time Enough at Last, where he learns the importance of keeping a spare pair of glasses; Mr. Dingle the Strong, where he gets repeatedly beaten up by Don Rickles, and Printers Devil, where he plays..a Printer's Devil...
Good stuff.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, they're not signatories to the Geneva Convention at December 26, 2025 07:48 PM (w4TlK)
31
Today was my mother’s birthday. I always made sure I wrapped her birthday present in the most birthdayish wrapping paper I could find so it stood out from the Christmas gifts. When she grew up, she got a lot of left over Christmas wrapping paper or double duty presents.
Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2025 07:48 PM (u/mEj)
I think the first time I read that word it was in some MST3K article where the writer referred to Josh's Weinstein's mephitic-smelling sneakers...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, they're not signatories to the Geneva Convention at December 26, 2025 07:52 PM (w4TlK)
39
I usually consider anyone in a TZ episode to be a legit actor.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 07:49 PM (CvEXk
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Heh. Shatner showed up in at least one.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 26, 2025 07:52 PM (0yLoC)
41
I was expecting to see a clip of Sydney Sweeney dressed up like Mrs. Clause and I was bringing her milk and cookies.
50 deg. last couple of days, the warmest Christmas I have ever seen here.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
83 today. 78 yesterday. 81 tomorrow and 75 on Sunday and falls off a cliff Sunday night. 26 overnight low.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 07:53 PM (c115l)
42
Burgess Meredith was in the movie In Harm’s Way with John Wayne. I think.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2025 07:53 PM (LHPAg)
43
Burgess Meredith had several memorable Twilight Zone appearances: Time Enough at Last, where he learns the importance of keeping a spare pair of glasses; Mr. Dingle the Strong, where he gets repeatedly beaten up by Don Rickles, and Printers Devil, where he plays..a Printer's Devil...
Good stuff.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
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My favorite TZ features Burgess Meredith - The Obsolete Man
Posted by: gKWVE at December 26, 2025 07:57 PM (3/aAB)
49
The answer is to marathon watch Tales From The Crypt
Posted by: gKWVE at December 26, 2025 07:58 PM (3/aAB)
50
"Wasn't The Shat a legit Shakespearean?
Posted by: gKWVE"
He could a be a bit of a Hamlet.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2025 07:58 PM (vFG9F)
51 Shatner is probably best suited for the stage -- with his exaggerated, stilted acting.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 07:59 PM (CvEXk)
52
47 Mo wishes everyone into the cornfield.
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Anybody have a vote for creepiest TZ episode ever? Cause that would definitely be mine. Friggin thing gave me nightmares for months..
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 26, 2025 07:59 PM (0yLoC)
53
Larry sees something on the airplane wing and Mo pokes him in the eyes with his fingers.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2025 08:00 PM (vFG9F)
54
Wasn't The Shat a legit Shakespearean?
Posted by: gKWVE
"To be.
Or
Not, to be"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 08:00 PM (cYBz/)
55
Repost: Anyone know of a decent graphical calculator app for Apple?
56
Heard what Sean Austin said about John Astin makes believe that John must have been one of the finest men ever to have worked in Hollywood, John married Patty Duke when she was sliding into alcoholism and mental illness and pregnant; John took charge of the boy and raised him as his own even he knew that he wasn’t.
Sean credits John with having been a better father to him than most children ever know.
(He didn’t speak of his mother like that)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2025 08:00 PM (xTuYU)
57
Anybody have a vote for creepiest TZ episode ever? Cause that would definitely be mine. Friggin thing gave me nightmares for months..
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate
Oh yeah, that's mine also.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 08:01 PM (cYBz/)
58
42 Burgess Meredith was in the movie In Harm’s Way with John Wayne. I think.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2025 07:53 PM (LHPAg)
Yeah... with Kirk Douglas as well?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 08:01 PM (bss/y)
59
TZ episode with the old woman being attacked by alien forces.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:01 PM (sDNVV)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 26, 2025 08:09 PM (Cjt/F)
72
How do y’all stand not ever having winter? Rain, wind, gray, cold, snow, dark.
I’d go nuts! Winter makes summer much more tolerable.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 08:10 PM (IhIKR)
73
62 "TZ episode with the old woman being attacked by alien forces.
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"The Invaders" starring Agnes Moorhead, before Bewitched.
Posted by: clarence at December 26, 2025 08:10 PM (MXMX4)
74
nurse, having to be outside in it all day. I detest chipping ice out of water troughs.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:11 PM (sDNVV)
75
My favorite Twilight Zone is “The Passerby”, set at the end of the civil war, a widow is sitting in her run down house watching a long line of wounded soldiers found down a road, both federal and rebel. James Gregory is a sergeant who stops to get a drink and talk with her a while.
Turns out that they don’t really know where that road is headed, but they know they got to go down it.
They start to realize these are the dead, especially when her husband who she knows is dead comes by. She begs him to stay, but he says he can’t, and then tells her that she knows she can’t stay, either.
She doesn’t accept it until Lincoln comes down the road and talks to her, and says “I guess you could call me the last casualty of that war.” Finally she accepts that she’s dead too, and runs down the road to catch up to her husband.
And then you, the viewer, realize that the entire story has been about the dead, not the living. Most know they can’t stay; a few get confused and try to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2025 08:11 PM (xTuYU)
I get it. But sweating 10 months out of the year is not appealing.
Sweater weather is the best weather!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 08:15 PM (IhIKR)
81
Rod Serling created sex robots before they were a synapse in a 21 century fantasy.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:15 PM (sDNVV)
82
52 47 Mo wishes everyone into the cornfield.
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Anybody have a vote for creepiest TZ episode ever? Cause that would definitely be mine. Friggin thing gave me nightmares for months..
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 26, 2025 07:59 PM (0yLoC)
The Masks episode ... where the family members had to wear masks until midnight in order to receive their inheritance ... only to find that the masks disfigured them.
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at December 26, 2025 08:15 PM (3sXRv)
83
“5 characters in search of an exit” is probably the saddest Christmas story ever made; but it ends on a hopeful note, even though the characters don’t realize it yet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2025 08:16 PM (xTuYU)
84
The story is that William Shatner used those overly-dramatic pauses because... he was... struggling to remember...his lines.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 08:17 PM (2XHCB)
85 I was so mad when Jack Warden let them Dismantle his robot-girlfriend on the Prison Planet.
He was living his best life with her.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:17 PM (CvEXk)
86
How do y’all stand not ever having winter? Rain, wind, gray, cold, snow, dark.
I’d go nuts! Winter makes summer much more tolerable.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 08:10 PM (IhIKR)
Shorts and t-shirt weather in December! What's not to like?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2025 08:17 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 08:17 PM (77rzZ)
90
nurse, that is why you love your place and I love mine .
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:18 PM (sDNVV)
91
78 Rod Serling taught a class and gave some talks at a very nearby university back in the day. I didn't catch any of it.
He was a paratrooper in WWII in the Pacific. Leyte invasion.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2025 08:14 PM (U/Byj)
Rod lived in Binghamton NY as a youth.
My mom knew him.
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at December 26, 2025 08:18 PM (3sXRv)
92
Winter weather has a way of overstaying it's welcome.
Plus, I hate it.
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025 08:19 PM (G1OIb)
93 My favorite Twilight Zone is “The Passerby”, set at the end of the civil war
That sounds excellent. I'm going to have to look that one up, I've never seen it.
Another nightmare inducing one for me, was "the Monsters are Due on Maple Street " (shudders).
And for the record, Shat was in two episodes. "Nightmare", of course,, and a more understated and positive episode called "Nick of Time", which is one of my faves.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 26, 2025 08:19 PM (0yLoC)
94 What I love most of TZ is usually, not always, but usually everyone at the end gets their just desserts -- good or bad. Almost every episode has satisfying, just resolution.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:19 PM (CvEXk)
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 08:20 PM (77rzZ)
100
21 years ago today, Reggie White went to Mortsville.
19 years ago today...unelected 38th President Gerald Ford shed his mortal coil
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 07:34 PM (CvEXk)
Truman also won the death pool on the 26th of December, 1972.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 26, 2025 08:21 PM (muXU/)
101
And then you, the viewer, realize that the entire story has been about the dead, not the living. Most know they can’t stay; a few get confused and try to.
Posted by: Tom Servo
James Gregory played the dead husband. Great episode.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 08:21 PM (cYBz/)
102 Shoveled once , probably wait till tomorrow. Hardest I've seen it snow in a while
Posted by: Smell the Glove
How's yer tickah, old man?
Sounds like one of those heart attack storms.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:21 PM (CvEXk)
103
One of my favorite TZ episodes was where a light tank crew end up at the Little Big Horn battle and their names end up on the memorial monument that sits on top of the mass grave of the fallen 7th cavalry troopers.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 26, 2025 08:21 PM (GGatE)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 26, 2025 08:22 PM (muXU/)
105 My favorite TZ episode is the hillbilly mountain man and his dog. The dog makes sure he gets to heaven.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 08:22 PM (w6EFb)
106
Twilight Zone.
The episode where the petty burglar dies and thinks he's gone to heaven but instead it's hell where they've ruined his vision of heaven.
It ends with Mr. French from Family Affair announcing that fact with a leer ("This is the other place!") and then laughing maniacally.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2025 08:22 PM (fd80v)
107
21 years ago today, Reggie White went to Mortsville.
When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative.
Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at December 26, 2025 08:23 PM (R/m4+)
10887
Was that Lily Munster?
It is her, ya?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:17 PM (CvEXk)
Lilly Munster = Yvonne De Carlo
Jack Warden's Robot Girlfriend = Jean Marsh
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 26, 2025 08:23 PM (w4TlK)
109
96 browndog, a belated Merry Christmas but no less heartfelt.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:20 PM (sDNVV)
And a Happy New Year to come, to you Ben
Just hunkered in up here ... it windy, wet, raw, and not at all what Christmas weather should be here in WNY.
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at December 26, 2025 08:24 PM (3sXRv)
110
Well, after having it on my wishlist for literally years, I finally got around to watching Mel Gibson's "Fatman". It didn't hurt that it's free on Prime for another five days.
The reviewers were generally right. It moves slowly and only really starts to pick up the pace in the final third. And at the very end, when I expected Chris Cringle to go full Krampus, it was a wet squib. 5.9/10 on IMDB and I'd say that rating is accurate.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 26, 2025 08:24 PM (/HDaX)
111 Lilly Munster = Yvonne De Carlo
Jack Warden's Robot Girlfriend = Jean Marsh
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
Ah, yes, you're right, of course, ol' chum.
Are we sure they're not the same person?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:24 PM (CvEXk)
112 Another great TZ actor is...damn, I just forgot his name...
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:25 PM (CvEXk)
Burned a bunch of boxes today. And pine straw, pine cones. And assorted paper waste.
Posted by: A Regular Firebug at December 26, 2025 08:27 PM (oftw2)
117
Of course, by March even the toughest of northwesterners are weak and we escape to sunny, southern climes for relief.
I was fortunate to take my boys to Maui several times. Tickets weren’t stupid and we had a friend who rented us their condo for a reasonable price. It was right on the water. We shopped at the grocery store and did 90% of our meal prep and loved every minute.
The return to the cold grey rain was just fine.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 08:27 PM (IhIKR)
118114 Iam the Shadout Mapes, Marsh of "Upsairs Downstairs" fame.
Happy New Year to you.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:27 PM (sDNVV)
The same to you and yours!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 26, 2025 08:28 PM (w4TlK)
119
@102 actually I have cardiomyopathy. Pace myself. The snow thankfully is light not dense. My buddy across the street does the heavy stuff with a large snow blower.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 08:28 PM (2vrAX)
120
Yeah, Fatman is... ok. You expect him to go Shane/Audie Murphy/Unforgiven in the last few mins, but he is 'saved' by his black wife.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 08:29 PM (bss/y)
121
John Wayne had one line in " The Greatest Story Ever Told"
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:29 PM (sDNVV)
122 How about the TZ episode with Keenan Wynn as the Writer who conjures up a women? What a great ending.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:30 PM (CvEXk)
123
Burned a bunch of boxes today. And pine straw, pine cones. And assorted paper waste.
Posted by: A Regular Firebug at December 26, 2025 08:27 PM (oftw2)
I also burned old lady Semple’s pension check.
Posted by: Trashcan Man at December 26, 2025 08:30 PM (muXU/)
Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at December 26, 2025 08:30 PM (0sNs1)
125
115 113 John Wayne
Kirk Douglas
Burgess Merideth
Who was the biggest hound dog of them all?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 08:26 PM (WtQV9)
Mickey Rooney?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 26, 2025 08:27 PM (w4TlK)
Bob Hope?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 08:31 PM (bss/y)
126 Burned a bunch of boxes today. And pine straw, pine cones. And assorted paper waste.
Posted by: A Regular Firebug at December 26, 2025 08:27 PM (oftw2)
Pyro.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 26, 2025 08:31 PM (muXU/)
Well, the murder/suicide thing was definitely a bit of a downer.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 26, 2025 08:36 PM (/HDaX)
130
Who was the biggest hound dog of them all?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 08:26 PM (WtQV9)
Liberace.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at December 26, 2025 08:36 PM (R/m4+)
131 Albert Salmi -- that's who I was trying to remember.
He's the one the Professor grabbed with his time machine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 08:37 PM (pkeXY)
132
130 Who was the biggest hound dog of them all?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 08:26 PM (WtQV9)
Liberace.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at December 26, 2025 08:36 PM (R/m4+)
Women LOVED him!
-Austin Powers
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 08:37 PM (bss/y)
133
I remember my Norwegian cousins having bikini photos of Elke Sommer in the barn and garage. She was a much bigger star in Europe than USA.
Posted by: Nordic Interiors at December 26, 2025 08:37 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2025 08:38 PM (Ia/+0)
135
One of Robert Redford’s first TV appearances was in a TZ episode where the main character is an elderly lady who spends every hour hiding from Death, because she believes if he sees her, she’ll die. Redford is a young cop who asks to come into her apartment because he’s been hurt. Well of course by the end she realizes that yes, he is Death, and she asks “why did you talk to me so long? Why didn’t you just take me then?”
And Redford, who is Death, replies “because I wanted you to see that I’m nothing to fear; I’m not evil; I take away pain and suffering, I don’t cause it. I’m just part of the natural order of things.”
I have always thought of this as one of the best written episodes of any series; writers should study it. The entire show is just two characters sitting in a dingy room, talking; and yet it is riveting because the dialogue is so good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2025 08:38 PM (xTuYU)
136
Star Trek is on. It's the one with the submarines.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2025 08:38 PM (vFG9F)
137
So, it's a good day to die?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2025 07:35 PM (lUFok)
Lots of celebs die between Christmas and New Years, so if you got a drug addict kid... watch out.
Posted by: Hugger at December 26, 2025 08:40 PM (LPgB/)
138
Who was the biggest hound dog of them all?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 08:26 PM (WtQV9)
Liberace.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at December 26, 2025 08:36 PM (R/m4+)
I was gonna say Rock Hudson.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2025 08:41 PM (LPgB/)
139Anyone remember Elke Sommer? She was "famous" when we were kids, but none of us knew why.…
Posted by: ...Soothsayer
140
136 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the submarines.
Posted by: fd
I used to take dates over to Shore Road in Brooklyn to watch the submarine races.
Posted by: Riveting Conversationalist at December 26, 2025 08:42 PM (oftw2)
141Burned a bunch of boxes today. And pine straw, pine cones. And assorted paper waste.
Posted by: A Regular Firebug at December 26, 2025 08:27 PM (oftw2)
How's your girlfriend? Ready for Kwanzaa?
Posted by: Ron Karenga at December 26, 2025 08:42 PM (fhCge)
142
Its quite nasty out there, more sleet than snow
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2025 08:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 26, 2025 08:45 PM (LNeRu)
148
Lots of celebs die between Christmas and New Years, so if you got a drug addict kid... watch out.
Posted by: Hugger at December 26, 2025 08:40 PM (LPgB/)
Whew! Glad...wait...what?
Posted by: Zombie Rob Reiner at December 26, 2025 08:45 PM (R/m4+)
Or the one with Col. Klink being haunted he was gonna be sunk?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer.
Little known fact: Zeiss Optical had to create a special periscope so that Klink could wear his monocle.
Posted by: General Burkhalter at December 26, 2025 08:45 PM (oftw2)
150 Serling sure hated the Krauts. They were all nazis to him.
Remember the old nazi who ended up on the same passenger ship he sunk? Was that Col Klink?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:45 PM (CvEXk)
151
Serling sure hated the Krauts. They were all nazis to him.
Remember the old nazi who ended up on the same passenger ship he sunk? Was that Col Klink?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:45 PM (CvEXk)
I don't think so. I recall a character with a full head of dark hair.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2025 08:48 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2025 08:48 PM (Ia/+0)
153I have always thought of this as one of the best written episodes of any series; writers should study it
Someone else up thread mentioned this, but I think one of the best things about TZ was that beyond all the creepiness and weirdness, there was a very powerful underlying message in most of the episodes. Serling was a genius.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 26, 2025 08:48 PM (0yLoC)
154
Anyone remember Elke Sommer? She was "famous" when we were kids, but none of us knew why.…
Posted by: ...Soothsayer
Yeah, it's puzzler why.
https://bit.ly/elke-s
Posted by: mindful webworker - two Galapagous tortoises and a Partridge Family tree at December 26,
***
She lived with her mom in a very fine house in Erlangen Germany in the 70's. Every Christmas they would host American soldiers from the nearby posts for dinner. No fanfare, no media. She was terrific.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2025 08:49 PM (2WIwB)
155
In “A shot in the dark” Elke Sommer ended up in the Nudist Colony with Clouseau.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2025 08:49 PM (xTuYU)
156
I knew I hadn't been putting many miles on my pickup truck, but when I went to fill it today because it was down to half a tank, I was surprised to find my last fill up was, per my mileage log book, in May.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 08:50 PM (2XHCB)
157
I have always thought of this as one of the best written episodes of any series; writers should study it. The entire show is just two characters sitting in a dingy room, talking; and yet it is riveting because the dialogue is so good.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Ha! I wrote a whole play like that.
Posted by: Waiting For Godot-Sam Beckett at December 26, 2025 08:50 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:56 PM (CvEXk)
172
The thing about TZ was the scripting and direction. Give an actor both and they shine. If either or both are not there, the best actor in the world is in trouble. You then only see "the best actor in the world" and not the performance.
Posted by: clarence at December 26, 2025 08:56 PM (MXMX4)
173 161 Im watching the Star Trek episode "Balance of Terror". One of the best
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 08:51 PM (2vrAX)
Draws heavily on what I think is one of the best WW2 movies; “The Enemy Below “ with Robert Mitchum.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2025 08:56 PM (xTuYU)
174
Diogenes, I hope to introduce you to Watershed.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:57 PM (sDNVV)
Quantum Leap had several dumb bleedin' heart liberal episodes that were not necessary.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:57 PM (CvEXk)
176
107 21 years ago today, Reggie White went to Mortsville.
When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative.
Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at December 26, 2025 08:23 PM (R/m4+)
Reggie got a lot of grief for that, almost 30 years ago.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 26, 2025 08:58 PM (y171U)
177 The episode when Sam went back as Al was really good, though.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:58 PM (CvEXk)
178
@173 yup. In one attack Kirk says " they'll try to go below us"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 08:58 PM (2vrAX)
179
Diogenes, I hope to introduce you to Watershed.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 08:57 PM (sDNVV)
I'm game.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2025 08:58 PM (2WIwB)
180
Why thank you.
*slips a five spot under the coaster*
Posted by: Diogenes
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*nods and brings bottle of B.T. to the bar*
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 09:00 PM (rdVOm)
181
What I love most of TZ is usually, not always, but usually everyone at the end gets their just desserts -- good or bad. Almost every episode has satisfying, just resolution.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 08:19 PM (CvEXk)
We think so.
Urp... excuse us.
Posted by: The Kanamits at December 26, 2025 09:02 PM (uQesX)
182
Never mess with a guy who owns a magic dictaphone.
Posted by: Mr. Gregory West at December 26, 2025 09:04 PM (uQesX)
183
It's the one where we learn that Romulan ships have plaster ceilings.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2025 08:54 PM (vFG9F)
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Poorly constructed plaster ceilings.
The irony is that Spock is accused of being a Romulan sympathizer and then the actor who played the Romulan comes back as HIS DAD!!!
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 09:15 PM (CvEXk)
191
>> and then the actor who played the Romulan comes back as HIS DAD!!!
The great Mark Lenard. He's the only actor to play a Vulcan, Klingon, and Romulan throughout the franchise. The trifecta of ST aliens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:15 PM (w6EFb)
192
Lurch is in that episode, yes?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 09:14 PM (CvEXk)
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You rang?
Posted by: Lurch at December 26, 2025 09:15 PM (ZOv7s)
193
The great Mark Lenard. He's the only actor to play a Vulcan, Klingon, and Romulan throughout the franchise. The trifecta of ST aliens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:15 PM (w6EFb)
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He could have played the Horta. Anyone could have been under that blanket. Who knows?
194
@169 yup plaster and a large piece of Styrofoam which killed the Romulan Captain's friend Centurion.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 09:18 PM (2vrAX)
195 The great Mark Lenard. He's the only actor to play a Vulcan, Klingon, and Romulan throughout the franchise. The trifecta of ST aliens.
Posted by: publius
and which actor played a Ferenghi, an Andorian, and...I forget what else?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 09:18 PM (CvEXk)
Jeffrey Combs. Played a total of nine different characters in the ST universe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:22 PM (w6EFb)
201
Who cast an Englishman as a Sikh? Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan Noonien Singh?
RRRAAACCCIIISSST
Posted by: Federation Conspiracy Theorist at December 26, 2025 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Ha. I'm currently watching "The Blood of Fu Manchu." 1968. Gloriously politically incorrect Eurotrash film, with lots of chained up maidens, greasily corrupt Latin American policemen, greasier-looking Italian, excuse me, Mexican, bandits, and Christopher Lee (!) in yellowface as Fu Manchu.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 09:23 PM (A62KL)
Jeffrey Combs. Played a total of nine different characters in the ST universe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:22 PM (w6EFb)
The Reanimator guy? Dr. Herbert West?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2025 09:27 PM (wVcYX)
203Ha. I'm currently watching "The Blood of Fu Manchu." 1968. Gloriously politically incorrect Eurotrash film, with lots of chained up maidens, greasily corrupt Latin American policemen, greasier-looking Italian, excuse me, Mexican, bandits, and Christopher Lee (!) in yellowface as Fu Manchu.
What I think was a parody of that genre is "The Fiendish Plot of Dr Fu Manchu." Peter Sellers' final movie, and he plays multiple roles.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2025 09:29 PM (lUFok)
204 I watched a podcast with Jeffrey Combs. He's very forthright in his disappointment with Paramount for not making him a regular cast member of Enterprise. In his view, he "earned" it, and he expected a full co-starring role on Enterprise.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 09:31 PM (CvEXk)
205
Silver spot at $79.59 per oz. Gold at $4549.88 per oz. Silver to Gold ratio at 57:1. Starting to approach the historical ratio of around 40:1. (Silver - historically comes out of the ground at a ratio of 16:1 with Gold. Silver supplies in the ground right now are being produced at about a 7:1 ratio with Gold, as Silver supplies are thinning out. From a fundamental status - given the wide spread electrical and electronic uses of Silver, this indicates that even at the current high price, Silver is under priced.)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 09:33 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Jeffrey Combs at December 26, 2025 09:35 PM (Q+gd/)
207
Jeffrey Combs. Played a total of nine different characters in the ST universe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:22 PM (w6EFb)
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I think Marshall Teague had multiple rules in Babylon 5. A bunch of their cast played various races, hiding behind Minbari and Narn makeup.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 09:40 PM (CvEXk)
213
. From a fundamental status - given the wide spread electrical and electronic uses of Silver, this indicates that even at the current high price, Silver is under priced.)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 09:33 PM (Da7Vv)
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If you're purchasing assets that aren't producing earnings or other measures of value, you're not investing. You're speculating.
Fight me.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 26, 2025 09:43 PM (0yLoC)
214 All in all, my favorite ST characters were The Doctor from Voyager and Elim Garak from DS9.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:44 PM (w6EFb)
From a fundamental status - given the wide spread electrical and electronic uses of Silver, this indicates that even at the current high price, Silver is under priced.)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 09:33 PM
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So we should buy silver. As you already have.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 09:48 PM (azNOR)
Every single media network should be covering Nick Shirley's exposé on Somali fraud in Minnesota.
He did more work than all of them, with a tiny fraction of the budget. Just a camera, a microphone and asking basic questions.
This is why citizens are becoming the media.
Nick shirley @nickshirleyy
Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! It's time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable
We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.
X video: https://bit.ly/3YalZrF
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2025 09:48 PM (P5BPp)
219
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If you're purchasing assets that aren't producing earnings or other measures of value, you're not investing. You're speculating.
Fight me.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate
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Call it what you like. Is the theory on the increase in the value of silver credible?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 09:48 PM (WtQV9)
220It was suggested to me that I should sell my silver and put it in the market.
It hit $79/oz today. I'm holding out for $100/oz. I figure my fillings ought to net me about 7 bucks.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2025 09:49 PM (lUFok)
221 Spielberg made a new space alien movie?
Comes out this Summer.
Will it revive the dead theaters?
Maybe...for just that movie.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 09:49 PM (CvEXk)
222
Actually, I thought I was a geek, but you guys are too much.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 26, 2025 09:49 PM (9ipOP)
223 One of the funniest episodes, of all 'em, was Voyager, last season, I believe. The Doctor has to get transferred to Seven of Nine's "neural node implants" for some reason, and he takes over her body.
You've got Jerry Ryan as Seven channeling the Doctor's character -- it was a hoot, she did a fantastic job.
One of hilarious lines, as she's scolding him for what he did with her body (which included stuffing him/herself with cheesecake), was "You became sexually aroused in my body!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:50 PM (w6EFb)
224
Andrew Robinson played Garek and he was great. Played Scorpio in Dirty Harry.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 09:50 PM (2vrAX)
225
Saw the movie Marty Supreme Christmas Eve. Both my Brother - who reffed one of his matches - and I knew the real life Marty Reisman - who's life is portrayed in the movie. Very funny movie. The "villain" in the movie is the guy from Shark Tank, Kevin O'Leary. And yes, the real Marty actually toured with the Harlem Globetrotters.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 09:50 PM (Da7Vv)
226 Spielberg's movie looks like a combination of Close Encounters meets Signs meets DEI Woke.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 09:51 PM (CvEXk)
227
I'm in the middle of the DS9 where all the characters play science fiction writers in the 40s.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 09:51 PM (9ipOP)
228
What's really amazing to imagine is Rodenberry considered Jack Lord for Capt. Kirk. Also Martin Landau for Spock.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:39 PM (w6EFb)
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Space: 1999 comes to mind.
Landau and his wife (and most of the cast) appear to be sedated during season one. Season 2 was a bit more active and adventurish. That's the one I remember seeing as a kid on Canadian TV.
229
Andrew Robinson played Garek and he was great. Played Scorpio in Dirty Harry.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 09:50 PM (2vrAX)
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I'm picking you for my Trivial Pursuit team.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 09:53 PM (9ipOP)
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216 It was suggested to me that I should sell my silver and put it in the market.
??
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I told the guy I bought most of my silver from that he probably should sell what he can into this market. Get his money out before the crash. And there will be a big crash.
Posted by: clarence at December 26, 2025 09:53 PM (MXMX4)
231 We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.
X video: https://bit.ly/3YalZrF
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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You don't have to convince us. The quesiton is;
Will DoJ or Homeland Security deport them.
They do a lot of meat and potatoes work that they should have been doing the last fifteen years but
They. aren't. doing. shit. on. the. hard. stuff.
-- > Comey excepted.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 09:53 PM (WtQV9)
232
Someone didn't want to go through discovery...
@rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: California Governor Newsom has officially withdrawn the lawsuit against Trump after California loses $4 billion in high-speed rail funding.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 26, 2025 09:56 PM (mlg/3)
233 And it's ironic that Nimoy took over Landau's "master of disguise" character for a season or two in Mission Impossible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2025 09:56 PM (w6EFb)
234
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2025 09:48 PM (P5BPp)
That video is both outrageous and faulty. He should have shown the date and time he was visiting those day care places. He mentions it is during the week once.
The home healthcare services half is not as strong. He does not seem to understand that they do not have healthcare staff on site. They just coordinate nurses going to houses. I have a few clients that run home healthcare businesses, and they don't have nurses in the office.
I'm not denying that it is all fraudulent. Just pointing out a couple flaws.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 26, 2025 09:57 PM (OEaS0)
235
Landau and his wife (and most of the cast) appear to be sedated during season one. Season 2 was a bit more active and adventurish. That's the one I remember seeing as a kid on Canadian TV.
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I tried to watch that SciFi show but I couldn't. Couldn't believe they would even present that crap.
Landau must have needed money bad.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 09:57 PM (WtQV9)
236 Call it what you like. Is the theory on the increase in the value of silver credible?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 09:48 PM (WtQV9)
It very well may be. It certainly sounds plausible..My point wasn't to denigrate speculation, it can lead to very profitable ends. My point was to delineate the difference between speculation and investing..
As my dad said, "that's what makes horse races ".
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 26, 2025 10:00 PM (0yLoC)
Landau and his wife (and most of the cast) appear to be sedated during season one. Season 2 was a bit more active and adventurish. That's the one I remember seeing as a kid on Canadian TV.
David Prowse as the "Cloud Creature" was fun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2025 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Season 1 was brilliant. “Guardian of Piri” featuring Catherine Schell is my fave there. Season 2 was just unwatchable.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 26, 2025 10:00 PM (muXU/)
242
The home healthcare services half is not as strong. He does not seem to understand that they do not have healthcare staff on site. They just coordinate nurses going to houses. I have a few clients that run home healthcare businesses, and they don't have nurses in the office.
I'm not denying that it is all fraudulent. Just pointing out a couple flaws.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 26, 2025 09:57 PM (OEaS0)
How can I get “home health care” when I have no health for which to care?
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 26, 2025 10:03 PM (muXU/)
243
Yes but the real question is, was Die Hard a Star Trek movie?
Dorks.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 10:04 PM (nljXp)
So in hometown news there was an officer involved shooting...a block from where I live!
Dude took cops on a high speed chase and in the end got shot and killed for his troubles. Fucking wild.
I think my town might be going to pot.
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 26, 2025 10:05 PM (1Yy3c)
245
Jared Gutts says Nicholas Cage is the American Shatner but I still think it takes some years of hindsight to consider whether certain male thespian archetypes will remain viable.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 26, 2025 10:09 PM (dbvpx)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 10:09 PM (A62KL)
247
232 Someone didn't want to go through discovery...
@rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: California Governor Newsom has officially withdrawn the lawsuit against Trump after California loses $4 billion in high-speed rail funding.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 26, 2025 09:56 PM (mlg/3)
Naah...Newsom is shaping up for Da Presidency in 2028, trying to fly right. We'll be seeing more of this from him.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 26, 2025 10:11 PM (y171U)
248
I buy a stock, its price goes up, I sell it at a profit. I am investing. I buy silver. It's price goes up. I sell it at a profit. I am speculating? Many imponderables in both cases. I consider both somewhat speculative.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 26, 2025 10:13 PM (vd6bO)
Crashes occur to bubbles. The paper silver markets of 1980 and 2011 crashed because they were paper shortages - not actual physical shortages. This price rise is caused by actual industrial Silver shortages. Silver is absolutely necessary in High Tech: No Silver, no AI, no Silver, no high tech weapons (a Tomahawk cruise missile has 500 oz of silver in it, and that Silver vanishes into vapor when a Tomahawk is used). No Silver, no solar panels. No silver, no advanced computer chips. There is no substitute for Silver for any of those applications.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 10:14 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 06:04 PM (cYBz/)
9
We have some funny videos of our tortie cat giving dogs the business.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 06:04 PM (rghSL)
10
Before I clicked the video, after seeing the headline, Roundabout by Yes was already playing in my head
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 06:05 PM (2vrAX)
11
Traffic circles are exceyat handling traffic. If done correctly. Almost none are. So almost all traffic circles suck.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 06:05 PM (/lPRQ)
12
Roundabout?
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there!
Posted by: In And Around The Lake at December 26, 2025 06:06 PM (oftw2)
13 She has zero experience in firefighting, naturally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2025 06:03 PM (IG3/x)
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Just add water. How difficult is that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2025 06:06 PM (tgvbd)
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Before I clicked the video, after seeing the headline, Roundabout by Yes was already playing in my head
Posted by: Smell the Glove
*fist bump*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 06:06 PM (rghSL)
156 This is probably old news by now, but MummyDummy in New York has appointed a "lesbian activist" as the Fire Commissioner.
She has zero experience in firefighting, naturally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Over half of NYC HS graduates are unable to read a clock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (abIsI)
16
She has zero experience in firefighting, naturally.
California certified!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (Kt19C)
17 I thought you were talking about vehicle roundabouts. The dumbest things man has ever created.
Posted by: Wrecking Balls R Us at December 26, 2025 06:03 PM (abIsI)
The roundabouts are a labyrinthine symbol of the black priests of Mu which act as a sort of sacrilegious prayer wheel activated by transiting it. Each individual life navigating them adds another element of evil into the world.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (rbvCR)
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Over half of NYC HS graduates are unable to read a clock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (abIsI)
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Digital or analog?
19
It’s not just a lesbian activist. It’s a dude who thinks he’s a chick lesbian activist.
But whatevs. The people want it. Let ‘em have it. When people start burning alive due to firefighter incompetence maybe that maybe they’ll figure it out. Then again probably not.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:08 PM (MvI35)
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half of NYC HS graduates are unable to read a clock.
But they know when the big hand is on the little hand!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 26, 2025 06:08 PM (Kt19C)
- Roundabouts
- Jughandle turns
- Not pumping your own gas
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2025 06:09 PM (tgvbd)
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half of NYC HS graduates are unable to read a clock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (abIsI)
No need for “a clock” in that sentence.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:10 PM (MvI35)
2318 Over half of NYC HS graduates are unable to read a clock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (abIsI)
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Digital or analog?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel a
I assume analog but, then again, NYC.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 06:10 PM (abIsI)
24
I see more and more roundabouts in Central TX. Most of the time they are okay. I prefer them to 4 way stops.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 06:10 PM (rghSL)
25
The roundabouts are a labyrinthine symbol of the black priests of Mu which act as a sort of sacrilegious prayer wheel activated by transiting it. Each individual life navigating them adds another element of evil into the world.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (rbvCR)
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Yep. Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman play around with this idea in their novel Good Omens:
"the very shape of the M25 [a London motorway] forms the sigil odegra in the Black Priesthood of Ancient Mu, and means, 'Hail the Great Beast, Devourer of Worlds.'"
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I remember Summer of '72 going to Norway to visit relatives. First time on an SAS 747. They supplied about 25 songs with their earphones, most were pop, but one was Yes, Roundabout. I think I listened to it 10 times each way over the Atlantic.
Posted by: 24 Before My Love at December 26, 2025 06:11 PM (oftw2)
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Traffic circles are exceyat handling traffic. If done correctly.
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Try a multi-lane roundabout in the UK, while driving a righthand drive rental. I'm pretty sure I went around four times before devising a strategy for getting off of the bloody thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2025 06:11 PM (XeU6L)
- Roundabouts
- Jughandle turns
- Not pumping your own gas
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
They need cross-over diamond interchanges.
Those have have to be a blast with a little snow or slush obscuring lane markings
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)
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I don’t get the roundabout hate. In my area there a quite a few of them and every time they’ve replaced a stop light or stop sign traffic has greatly improved.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:12 PM (MvI35)
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I'll say it. I like roundabouts. Most of them I've seen put in have relieved congestion. 4-way stops in busy traffic are awful.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2025 06:13 PM (rbvCR)
32
I read where the newly appointed FDNY Commissioner, despite not having served as a firefighter, feels confident she can do well.
So there, hater!
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 26, 2025 06:13 PM (NlEaG)
33
Try a multi-lane roundabout in the UK, while driving a righthand drive rental. I'm pretty sure I went around four times before devising a strategy for getting off of the bloody thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I'd wager good money that the phrase 'Bloody Wanker!!' was uttered at some point during that adventure.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 06:13 PM (cYBz/)
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Try a multi-lane roundabout in the UK, while driving a righthand drive rental. I'm pretty sure I went around four times before devising a strategy for getting off of the bloody thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
You made me think of the scene in National Lampoon's European Vacation, when the Griswolds got stuck on a roundabout in London. Thanks for the chuckles.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 06:14 PM (rghSL)
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It’s not just a lesbian activist. It’s a dude who thinks he’s a chick lesbian activist.
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It is? Hell, I couldn't tell what it is
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2025 06:14 PM (XeU6L)
36
Around here the traffic circles have grown bizarre offshoot circles shaped like kidneys. One looks like a pancreas. Anything longer than a Prius and you running over the curb.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 06:15 PM (abIsI)
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> 19 It’s not just a lesbian activist. It’s a dude who thinks he’s a chick lesbian activist.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:08 PM (MvI35)
Oh, I guess I missed the part where he's a tranny. Because of course he is.
In retrospect, I should've just assumed that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2025 06:15 PM (IG3/x)
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I'm more interested in what Mamdani does at NYPD. All those stupid young chicks in NYC who got him into office are in for a really nasty surprise once the orders come down to keep away from his peeps fulfilling their urges with unwilling dhimmis.
And of course, the amount of tax monies looted by Muslims in NYC will beggar belief - but we'll all be chipping in for that.
Thanks, ladies! At least we'll just get fleeced, though. Y'all are gonna be the ones getting pincushioned by these filthy, retarded savages. Enjoy collecting the Wages of Retard!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 06:16 PM (BI5O2)
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I'd wager good money that the phrase 'Bloody Wanker!!' was uttered at some point during that adventure.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Bleedin' Yank tourists
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2025 06:16 PM (XeU6L)
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We've had a new roundabout, our county's first, installed not to long ago. A huge pushback and crocodile tears and yet, it works wonderfully.
I'd guess there are only 10-15% of the drivers that now use it incorrectly instead of 75% of drivers running the previous 4 way stop.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 06:17 PM (cYBz/)
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Thanks, ladies! At least we'll just get fleeced, though. Y'all are gonna be the ones getting pincushioned by these filthy, retarded savages. Enjoy collecting the Wages of Retard!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 06:16 PM (BI5O2)
But he’s sooooo dreamy.
- the ladies
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:17 PM (MvI35)
43
The very first NYFD killed on September 11, 2001 were in the Plaza, hit by Falling Man (actually Men and Women). There were more than most people think. Guiliani and the Fire Commissioner were In Building 7 then and quickly ruled the Plaza off-limits.
Posted by: Darkest Day at December 26, 2025 06:18 PM (oftw2)
- Roundabouts
- Jughandle turns
- Not pumping your own gas
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2025 06:09 PM (tgvbd)
Reasons why we love NJ. Jughandle turns function better than left lane turns.
Circles are fine. If you know how to drive. People from other states too dumb to figure it out.
We don't WANT to pump our own gas. Servants do it for us.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2025 06:18 PM (5xuJ/)
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This is probably old news by now, but MummyDummy in New York has appointed a "lesbian activist" as the Fire Commissioner.
She has zero experience in firefighting, naturally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2025 06:03 PM (IG3/x)
Hey I'm all for whatever burns it down the fastest.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 06:18 PM (snZF9)
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Oh, I guess I missed the part where he's a tranny. Because of course he is.
In retrospect, I should've just assumed that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Not all trannys wear uniforms.
Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at December 26, 2025 06:18 PM (XeU6L)
47 Over half of NYC HS graduates are unable to read a clock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
I have to draw one when I go to the doctor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 06:19 PM (pkeXY)
48
There are some roundabouts where 1 lane has to exist and another doesn’t. If that’s not clearly marked (and often isn’t) and you’re not familiar with it, it’s can be kinda chaotic.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:19 PM (MvI35)
49
Four cars enter and only one exits. It's a body shops dream.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 06:19 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at December 26, 2025 06:18 PM (XeU6L)
Some of y'all wear furry suits, I read.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 06:19 PM (rghSL)
52
>>Try a multi-lane roundabout in the UK, while driving a righthand drive rental. I'm pretty sure I went around four times before devising a strategy for getting off of the bloody thing.
There's an infamous one in Bermuda that been the site of numerous moped crashes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 06:20 PM (viF8m)
53
Oregon now allows the peasants to pump their own gas in rural counties. Not in Portland though. Why it matters how densely populated the county is in relation to the ability to pump one’s own gas? No fucking clue.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:20 PM (MvI35)
54
And of course, those NYC dumbos will be *really* shocked when they speak out about the rape gangs the NYPD will start covering up, and all their stylish, right-thinking friends denounce them as racists.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 06:22 PM (BI5O2)
55
Do people tip the attendant that pumps the gas?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 06:22 PM (sDNVV)
56
Over half of NYC HS graduates are unable to read a clock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
I have to draw one when I go to the doctor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 06:19 PM (pkeXY)
I show him a picture of a piece of video equipment I tore down, troubled shooted to component level, and restored to operating condition. I no longer need to draw a clock. The dumbest, most degrading thing I ever heard of of. Makes me avoid the medical profession unless I'm bleeding from the eyes.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2025 06:22 PM (5xuJ/)
57
They're touting the new tranny Fire Commissioner as being a "department veteran".
While he did collect a paycheck from FDNY, he was an office boi, not a firefighter.
And holy dogshit, he is one baboon-butt-ugly mofo.
What, they're planning on scaring fires out by showing fires a picture of him?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2025 06:23 PM (IG3/x)
58
Traffic circles are fine if -
- large enough diameter that a tractor-trailer can navigate w/o running the curbs
- same rule at every entrance or exit
- yield sign only at entrance
- those in circle have right-of-way and no required exits.
Azzholes built a circle here at intersection of two four lane roads.
Entrance rules depend which way you are coming in and same for exits.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 06:23 PM (/lPRQ)
59
I'll confess. When first roundabout was installed here I was retarded. Didn't hit anyone or get hit, but couple of hard braking incidents. I'm getting better.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2025 06:23 PM (bQ4nt)
60
NJ is a land of tiny, oppressive little fiefdoms, mobbed up, with every tiny burg with it's own Roads Dept, Mayors, Courts, commissioners, and all the attendant corruption and graft. I remember being at an intersection in Lodi, and the four corners were four different "towns". Crookedest state anywhere. Fie!!
Posted by: I Ran Away In 1988 at December 26, 2025 06:24 PM (oftw2)
61
Do people tip the attendant that pumps the gas?"
Who pumps the gas...
/grammarman
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 06:25 PM (cGjQu)
62
They're rotaries, not round-a-bouts.
If you want round-a-bouts, go to the UK and drve on the wrong side of the road.
I like rotaries, the Jamaicaway in Boston has a couple of good ones on it.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 26, 2025 06:26 PM (sl73Y)
63
People never figure it out that one should use their turn signal at their roundabout exit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2025 06:26 PM (XeU6L)
64
Over half of NYC HS graduates are unable to read"
Coulda stopped there...
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 06:27 PM (cGjQu)
65
63 People never figure it out that one should use their turn signal at their roundabout exit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
We are thinking of offering directionals as an option next year.
Posted by: Bavarian Motor Werks at December 26, 2025 06:28 PM (oftw2)
66 Do people tip the attendant that pumps the gas?"
Who pumps the gas...
/grammarman
Posted by: man
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We're working on that.
Posted by: Boston Dynamics at December 26, 2025 06:28 PM (XeU6L)
67
The nearest big town has most of the stores on Vine St. and that is what it is like as there are so many roundabouts that it's hard to find a straight part. Always fun to watch a semi rig try to drive it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2025 06:28 PM (+mUZM)
68
People never figure it out that one should use their turn signal at their roundabout exit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
That only works in a high trust society.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 06:28 PM (/lPRQ)
69
We don't WANT to pump our own gas. Servants do it for us.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2025 06:18 PM (5xuJ/)
I had a friend come out from the chicago suburbs to bring her daughter to some jersey colleges. They wanted to see the jersey shore, so I was driving. I stopped at a gas station, rolled the window down, shut the car off and just sat there. She asks, whats going on, aren't you going to get gas? About 5 seconds later an attendant shows up, I hand him the credit card, and said fill it premium. He takes the card and walks away. I turn to my friend and said, its jersey, we have servants for this shit. The look on her face was priceless, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 06:29 PM (snZF9)
70
Reading is fundamental. Sounds kinda mayonaise or eggnog, don’t it?
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2025 06:29 PM (Slgjz)
71
We are thinking of offering directionals as an option next year.
Posted by: Bavarian Motor Werks"
As an option or a subscription?
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 06:29 PM (cGjQu)
72 Doggo and kitteh remind me of our dog and the neighbors' chocolate lab when we are down in Sussex County. They both get really wound up and make the most of trying to outsmart each other. It is great fun to watch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 26, 2025 06:31 PM (xG4kz)
73
People never figure it out that one should use their turn signal at their roundabout exit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2025 06:26 PM (XeU6L)
Nope. There is no clarity provided, especially when the exits are so close together. The person in the roundabout has the absolute right of way, which is the problem with roundabouts, because people are generally dumb, overly risk averse, and are poor judges of spatial relationships, especially when a mechanical device has to be an extension of their person.
Roundabouts, in principle, are a great idea. Roundabouts, in practice, never survive contact with the enemy, people who use them.
74
Marc Bolan died in an English car crash as a passenger, but it wasn't at a roundabout. He made the mistake of letting his girlfriend drive. (I don't think he knew how, himself.)
Posted by: Jeepster at December 26, 2025 06:31 PM (oftw2)
75
Roundabouts can and do work. But, they can become very cumbersome, annoying, and inefficient if used at every damn intersection. Loveland CO and Billings MT did not get this memo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 26, 2025 06:32 PM (0aYVJ)
76
58 Traffic circles are fine if -
- large enough diameter that a tractor-trailer can navigate w/o running the curbs
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 06:23 PM (/lPRQ)
I have complained about this, too, but I've come to believe they are designed for the trucks to just go on over the curbs. Curbs are low and sloped, and I never see walls or a lot of landscaping in them.
If the roundabouts were big enough for the trucks to stay in the lanes, they would be more expensive to build and require more of somebody's land to accommodate them.
77
>>>Oregon now allows the peasants to pump their own gas in rural counties. Not in Portland though.
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Because it's Portland!
Think about it... would YOU want *just anybody* to operate gas pumps there?
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 06:32 PM (rdVOm)
78
supposedly new fire chief does have departmental time in, but not as firefighter--they were in EMS.
Whether that was hands-on or bureaucratic, did not say
Posted by: barbarausa at December 26, 2025 06:32 PM (enw9G)
79
There's a 5-way rotary in southeastern MA near where Rt44 crosses Rt495. Lot of traffic and a two lane rotary is just stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 06:34 PM (viF8m)
80
There a YouTube channel of a couple traveling in Africa. It is fucking nuts seeing the traffic there. Total free for all. Roundabouts are the best. People just go whenever wherever. Cars, buses, trucks, mopeds, pedestrians. Or when there’s a 3 lane road that’s really 5 lanes where the left lane out of the blue starts having oncoming traffic.
Makes Paris and Rome traffic seem orderly and refined.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:34 PM (MvI35)
81
would YOU want *just anybody* to operate gas pumps there"
Duuuuude
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 06:34 PM (cGjQu)
82
"I have complained about this, too, but I've come to believe they are designed for the trucks to just go on over the curbs. "
And then the load shifts and if not secured slam into the right side.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2025 06:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 26, 2025 06:35 PM (n7rxJ)
84
I remember driving in Ireland. First time on the wrong side and there were circles everywhere, like every few miles, its insane. I never saw that many in my life. The girl at the hotel was giving me directions and was drawing the roads with all the circles. It was like looking at a molecule, or some map of atoms. The upside is there was hardly anybody on the road, but damn. I must have hit 6 or 7 circles in a 15 minute drive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 06:36 PM (snZF9)
85
Guitarist/keyboardist for The Cure passed away.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 26, 2025 06:37 PM (NlEaG)
86
I worked long and hard so that I could afford to NOT have some swarthy Illegal pump my gas. Don't want any swarthy hands on any of my stuff. Berserker, would you let a random illegal tune your guitars for you?
Posted by: Hands Off My Stuff at December 26, 2025 06:37 PM (oftw2)
87
I bid 400 quatloos for the J. Edgar Hoover building.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 06:38 PM (vL0rw)
I watched some episodes years after it was made and those people were so awful I could not look away. The thing is though, that's not parody anymore.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
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>>Marc Bolan died in an English car crash as a passenger, but it wasn't at a roundabout. He made the mistake of letting his girlfriend drive. (I don't think he knew how, himself.)
This is what killed D Boone from The Minutemen.
NEVER let your girl drive.
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2025 06:41 PM (grNgC)
97
Chris Squire kicked total ass with that bass riff. Just a sample of the wizardry that was to come.
Posted by: pawn at December 26, 2025 06:42 PM (EMg+d)
98
There's an infamous one in Bermuda that been the site of numerous moped crashes.
~~~~~
Pretty sure I know exactly where that is. In fact, I may have left some skin cells there.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 26, 2025 06:42 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 06:43 PM (cGjQu)
102I watched some episodes years after it was made and those people were so awful I could not look away. The thing is though, that's not parody anymore.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
I don't know that it ever was a parody.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 26, 2025 06:43 PM (NlEaG)
103
Pretty sure that new FDNY commish is the lesbianist lesbian I've ever seen.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 26, 2025 06:44 PM (3ImbR)
104
This is straight up retarded advice and should NOT be followed"
Agreed. Try .50AE...
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 06:44 PM (cGjQu)
106
I worked long and hard so that I could afford to NOT have some swarthy Illegal pump my gas. Don't want any swarthy hands on any of my stuff. Berserker, would you let a random illegal tune your guitars for you?
Posted by: Hands Off My Stuff at December 26, 2025 06:37 PM (oftw2)
Well, illegals don't pump our gas, you don't see that. Usually younger white dudes, or a chick every so often, and they are usually pretty good. It also depends on where in jersey you are. What they don't touch is motorcycles, or vintage muscle cars, or high end cars. They pretty much back off and let the drivers deal with it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 06:44 PM (snZF9)
107
Convert that building into a prison for the people who work there. And make that prison a squalid dungeon that makes Devil's Island look like a garden spot. There should be frequent typhus outbreaks and ravenous wild beasts attacking inmates.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 06:45 PM (BI5O2)
108
I don’t get the roundabout hate. In my area there a quite a few of them and every time they’ve replaced a stop light or stop sign traffic has greatly improved.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:12 PM (MvI35)
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They're creeping into more intersections as the roads are repaved and the ones here work just fine. Mostly it's clueless college kids who've never seen one in Bad Axe, Paw Paw, Grosse Point or wherever they came from.
Germans take them at speed. High speed. The speed limit is a directive. YOU WILL GO THIS FAST. Reverse stoplights for jack rabbit starts. I came off a five-week deployment where I was the designated driver and the family was flung around the minivan interior like a paint shaker.
Driving the Autobahn at night in a BMW while listening to the Tron Legacy soundtrack was sublime.
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Bird shot. Won’t kill him. Will get his attention. Will damage his vehicle. And call the local cops. Alert them NOW.
DONT BE A WILLING VICTIM.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Don't know if you have to go that far.
Call cops and trespass him.
Maybe call first and give them a heads up that an unwelcome in-law is demanding to visit and was already told NO. Might count as the first warning.
Locally you have have to tell the trespasser to leave, then call cops, if they ever show up and tell him to leave and he doesn't, then he can be arrested. And signs mean nothing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)
122
We need to have a MoMe to BiL-proof JQ's property.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 06:50 PM (rghSL)
123
It’s hilarious the the justification for requiring gas “Professional” to pump gas is safety. Because in the other 55 states people are dying every day due to an unsafe gas pumping? 🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 06:51 PM (MvI35)
124
With Yoko songs blaring from the intercom.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, they're not signatories to the Geneva Convention at December 26, 2025 06:47 PM (1zEbk)
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We had a thread on torture songs a few days ago and She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named figured prominently
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 06:51 PM (ofkVZ)
Is that what they call those things? I called them "what the #*$@ is this %#&*???".
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2025 06:54 PM (vFG9F)
Gotta disagree with you here.
NJ found a great way to deal with their Traffic problems by eliminating Left Turns.
You can literally drive the speed limit or faster in the left lane without worrying about someone coming to a full stop to turn into a business or side street.
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2025 06:56 PM (grNgC)
If that was the only qualification, he could have hired Ace.
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2025 07:06 PM (grNgC)
141
He heard she'd been to Fire Island...
Posted by: Romeo13
A shot of rocephin and a gram of azithromyacin will help with that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 07:08 PM (IhIKR)
142
137 Uncorked a bottle of the good stuff tonight. Seeing out the old year and planning for the new.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 07:04 PM (sDNVV)
Whatcha having?
I got a bottle of limited edition Watershed, finished in nocino (black walnut liqueur casks). Was available by lottery only. I think I'm going to save it for New Year's Eve. Or the next TX MoMe I can attend. It will keep.
One was wearing a keffiyah, and I called the company to complain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2025 07:04 PM (n9ltV)
Yeah not by me. Its usually white dudes that look like they're on break from video games in mommy's basement, or some kind of younger gear heads. I'm in the area that time forgot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 07:08 PM (snZF9)
145
Dash, oh my. Watershed is excellent and I'll bet that finish is fantastic.
Tonight it's Rodney Strong cab.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2025 07:11 PM (sDNVV)
Posted by: Yes at December 26, 2025 07:11 PM (muXU/)
147
NJ found a great way to deal with their Traffic problems by eliminating Left Turns.
You can literally drive the speed limit or faster in the left lane without worrying about someone coming to a full stop to turn into a business or side street.
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2025 06:56 PM (grNgC)
FUCK jughandles
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 26, 2025 07:13 PM (muXU/)
148
Roundabouts in this section of flyover country should focus on two things;
1. High visibility - don't be growing a jungle in an elevated center circle that nobody can see thru or around
2. Proper grade and drainage - swamps and skating rinks create hazards.
The roundabouts here were created by fools.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 07:13 PM (nljXp)
154
The leafy NJ suburbs outside NYC are very nice.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 07:21 PM (MvI35)
155
There's a 5-way rotary in southeastern MA near where Rt44 crosses Rt495. Lot of traffic and a two lane rotary is just stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 06:34 PM (viF8m)
Know that one well. The secret to rotaries is to ignore that right of way shit. If theres an opening you can fill, take it. Decisively. Driving an old beat up sedan helps.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 26, 2025 07:28 PM (sl73Y)
156
round abouts are stupid, nobody but urofags is in favor of roundabouts, ever
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 07:36 PM (iyeUK)
Posted by: Getting It Out Of The Way at December 26, 2025 04:53 PM (oftw2)
7
Looks like a lot of work. Would have to call in union labor.
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025 04:54 PM (G1OIb)
8
Looks like a lot of work. Would have to call in union labor.
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025
20 year project.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2025 04:55 PM (SPZZ9)
9
It's all very nice, but I just know I would screw it up, somehow.
Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun! at December 26, 2025 04:57 PM (oftw2)
10
Willowed: Israel has become the first nation to recognize Somaliland as independent. It's the former British Somaliland. The USA should follow as it's relatively stable and in a strategic location
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 04:57 PM (2vrAX)
11
Hope he brought a lot of extra batteries for his drill.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 05:00 PM (KDPiq)
12
It's A.I.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 26, 2025 04:53 PM (Kt19C)
The picture posted up top with the vid definitely is but the vid is real.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 05:02 PM (KDPiq)
13
That's a ratty ass snag to be putting a tree house in. Otherwise, cool project.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 26, 2025 05:03 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025 05:07 PM (G1OIb)
18 16 His next video will be about the asshole bureaucrat who wants to force him to tear it down because there was no permit.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2025 05:05 PM
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If they'll shut down a kid's lemonade stand, they'll condemn a tree.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 05:09 PM (VWtfl)
19
Ace, if you are here, Happy New Year. Hope good things happen for you.
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2025 05:10 PM (f6ii3)
20
Preview picture not equal to end product shown at end of video.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 26, 2025 05:11 PM (O7YUW)
21
NYC is getting snow? How inconvenient. That will make the national news.
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025 05:14 PM (G1OIb)
25
As a kid I told myself if I was a trapper in Indian country my sleeping quarters would be high in a tree hung like cliff climbers do on the side of a cliff when they stop for the day .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 05:19 PM (KDPiq)
26
had to quit watching because he's hanging dangerously from a rope and that's skeery. Looks like he doesn't have a buddy system?
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 05:18 PM (RuTUS)
I saw a second guy for just a few seconds so he did have some help.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 05:20 PM (KDPiq)
27
Well, we know this guy isn't building his treehouse in California. He'd need:
1. Building permits for anything more than 120 sq ft. (fee applies)
2. Inspected for setbacks (fee applies)
3. Inspected for height limit (fee applies)
4. Inspected for daylight planes (fee applies)
5. Conditional Use Permits (CUPS required, fee applies)
6. Arbor Evaluation to determine trees involved (fee applies)
7. Overall building permit determination (massive fee applies)
8. Property line determination and restrictions (fee applies)
9. Finished interiors qualify for dwelling inspection (massive fee applies).
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2025 05:21 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 05:15 PM (VWtfl)
The forest.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 26, 2025 05:19 PM (dK+Kv)
Bear out back should have told ya....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 26, 2025 05:21 PM (nbLIj)
29So THAT'S how Ace's people back on Endor do it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2025 04:51 PM
Probably with a lot more squeeeing, flailing, and moaning, particularly after a festive Yub-Nub.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2025 05:22 PM (0sNs1)
30
22
Where's the toilet?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 05:15 PM (VWtfl)
I'm an American Man. The World is my Toilet!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 05:22 PM (bss/y)
31
Looks like he doesn't have a buddy system?
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 05:18
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I noticed that too. Skeery. Or stupid. Take your pick.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2025 05:22 PM (bQ4nt)
32
I think that’s why they titled it SECRET treehouse.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 05:23 PM (KDPiq)
33
I am calling the Building Department as I know he doesn't have a permit for that tree house and the noise and I just moved here last week from Massachusetts and this is not how we do things up North. I wish there was a Starbucks and a Nordstrom nearby.
Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, Yankee Carpetbagger and democrat scold at December 26, 2025 05:23 PM (R/m4+)
3416 His next video will be about the asshole bureaucrat who wants to force him to tear it down because there was no permit.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2025 05:05 PM (CNl8/)
Just smile, say "No hablo inglés," and flash a fake Argentinian driver's license (if you look German). It is a sin in the dogma of the Social Justice cult to risk exposing illegal aliens to ICE.
Posted by: SciVo at December 26, 2025 05:23 PM (Sy6m/)
Second tree on the right for men. Fourth tree on left for women. But the women often get confused by directions.
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025 05:25 PM (G1OIb)
36
I didn't see a rustic, wood toilet. That seems like an oversight.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 05:25 PM (viF8m)
37
I could do all that. But I don't have the time, skills, knowledge, energy, know-how, forest, ambition, determination, or imagination. Plus, I'd have to move, which after all my eating and drinking... ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: goatexchange at December 26, 2025 05:25 PM (hyS0X)
38
Treehouses don't seem to be that poplar anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 26, 2025 05:28 PM (bP0kq)
39
We built a secret treehouse when we were kids. Sadly we never knew where it was.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 26, 2025 05:29 PM (vINDv)
40
One RPG would bring down that sniper's nest lickety split!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 05:29 PM (nljXp)
41
His next video will be about the asshole bureaucrat who wants to force him to tear it down because there was no permit.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2025 05:05
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Demolition of The Simpsons-inspired treehouse in front of L.A. home begins
https://is.gd/i9JcFt
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2025 05:29 PM (bQ4nt)
42
Treehouses don't seem to be that poplar anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 26, 2025 05:28 PM (bP0kq)
TOKYO — A man was arrested after stabbing eight people and injuring seven others with what was believed to be bleach at a tire factory in central Japan on Friday, officials said. There was no immediate explanation of his motive.
Eight people were taken to hospitals after being stabbed by the man with a knife at a factory of the tiremaker Yokohama Rubber Co. in the city of Mishima, in the Shizuoka prefecture, west of Tokyo, according to the Fujisan Nanto Fire Department.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 05:33 PM (pkeXY)
47
If a homeless guy is living there he's not homeless! I'm sure he's sprucing it up like an arboreal Martha Stewart.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 26, 2025 05:34 PM (bP0kq)
48
Also for women, stiletto heels don't work here.
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025 05:34 PM (G1OIb)
49
That tree house should have a big NO SMOKING sign at the entry.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 05:35 PM (abIsI)
50
My only question is why. I guess if he owned the land and there isn't a house and just wants a quiet getaway for the weekend it's cool. I'm guessing an outhouse is next on the list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 05:36 PM (snZF9)
51
Also for women, stiletto heels don't work here.
Posted by: Case
My wife and I had a marriage ceremony in a park where she (tried) to wear heels. No bueno. After 3 or 4 steps she just stepped out of them, picked them up and finished out the ceremony barefoot.
The Mayor did inform her that she had Parks and Rec folks clean up the goose poop earlier in the day - so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 05:37 PM (cYBz/)
52
I live on a cobblestone street. You oughta see the women in heels do their unintentional rickety chicken walk.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 26, 2025 05:37 PM (bP0kq)
53
My only question is why. I guess if he owned the land and there isn't a house and just wants a quiet getaway for the weekend it's cool. I'm guessing an outhouse is next on the list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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Most transactions could be handled by just stepping out to the railing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2025 05:39 PM (XeU6L)
54
I live on a cobblestone street. You oughta see the women in heels do their unintentional rickety chicken walk.
Nobody should have cobblestone streets. not good for anything
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 05:39 PM (/m88G)
55
Florida Dem lawmaker removes $100,000 diamond ring from photo after being charged with stealing $5 MILLION in FEMA funds
Let's play the Guess the Ethnicity Game.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 05:39 PM (abIsI)
56
Mexican women can run at a full sprint down cobblestone streets in heels. They start training their daughters at age 3.
Not kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 05:40 PM (KLaAg)
57
We had thousands of trees that size come down during The Storm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2025 05:40 PM (XeU6L)
58
My only question is why. I guess if he owned the land and there isn't a house and just wants a quiet getaway for the weekend it's cool. I'm guessing an outhouse is next on the list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
there's an entire high-end custom tree house builders world out there. It is for retards that have enough money to do something retarded.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 05:40 PM (/m88G)
59
Mexican women can run at a full sprint down cobblestone streets in heels. They start training their daughters at age 3.
Not kidding.
Posted by: nur
yes, and they are yelling "es inmigración
correr"
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 05:42 PM (/m88G)
60Mexican women can run at a full sprint down cobblestone streets in heels.
That sounds hot.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 05:43 PM (abIsI)
61
They think stilettos make them look sexy but the painful expressions on their face takes all that sexy away.
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025 05:45 PM (G1OIb)
62
If that is in California he better have an occupancy permit!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 05:45 PM (znt4/)
63
My only question is why. I guess if he owned the land and there isn't a house and just wants a quiet getaway for the weekend it's cool. I'm guessing an outhouse is next on the list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Renting it out on Airbnb. There are lots of treehouses and hobbity type lodgings on there.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 05:46 PM (rghSL)
64
I can build one of those out of the tree what fell in Dad's yard! Easy peasy 'cause it's only about 1 ft off the ground.
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 05:47 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2025 05:47 PM (abIsI)
66
Renting it out on Airbnb. There are lots of treehouses and hobbity type lodgings on there.
Posted by: Bar
in other news, how to lose everything you own and spend time in san quentin bnb with your new husband rufus.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 05:47 PM (/m88G)
67
Snow is coming down real heavy. They say up to ten inches. Not so sure the storm is big but moving fast. I'll go out to shovel a couple of times tonight so it doesn't pile too high
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 05:50 PM (2vrAX)
68
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel confirmed that the agency will be shutting down the J. Edgar Hoover Building in Washington, DC, “permanently.”
Posted by: Wrecking Balls R Us at December 26, 2025 05:52 PM (abIsI)
69
Florida Dem lawmaker removes $100,000 diamond ring from photo after being charged with stealing $5 MILLION in FEMA funds
Let's play the Guess the Ethnicity Game.
That Florida Dem lawmaker is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at December 26, 2025 05:53 PM (R/m4+)
70
Nobody should have cobblestone streets. not good for anything
Posted by: n
We call them Belgian Block 'round here.
Posted by: The Little Brussels Sprout at December 26, 2025 05:54 PM (oftw2)
71
Snow is coming down real heavy. They say up to ten inches. Not so sure the storm is big but moving fast. I'll go out to shovel a couple of times tonight so it doesn't pile too high
Posted by: S
Are you living in a state that does not get May?
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 05:54 PM (/m88G)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2025 05:55 PM (rbvCR)
73 Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel confirmed that the agency will be shutting down the J. Edgar Hoover Building in Washington, DC, “permanently.”
Posted by: Wrecking Balls R Us
Permanently until the next Dem admin reopens it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 05:55 PM (pkeXY)
74
BIL texted and says he'll be here in 3 days. I told him "do not come here" and now no replies..
Bet he shows up anyway. Grrrrrr!!
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 05:56 PM (rdVOm)
75
Elon dropped the word sustainable from Tesla’s corporate mission statement.
Leftists are crying.
Lol
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 05:57 PM (MvI35)
76
I might just book me one of them treeforts for Fani and me. Lawd knows we needs to get away from all the stress.
Posted by: Nathan Wade, Esq. at December 26, 2025 05:58 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: fourseasons at December 26, 2025 05:58 PM (3ek7K)
78
Elon dropped the word sustainable from Tesla’s corporate mission statement.
Leftists are crying.
Lol
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Their bitching won't last.
(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 05:58 PM (cYBz/)
79
BIL texted and says he'll be here in 3 days. I told him "do not come here" and now no replies..
Bet he shows up anyway. Grrrrrr!!
Posted by: JQ
Oh crap. You don't need that JQ. Do you have a gate at end of driveway you can lock? Or some tire strips that can be deployed down the road?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 05:58 PM (rghSL)
80Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel confirmed that the agency will be shutting down the J. Edgar Hoover Building in Washington, DC, “permanently.”[/i
You need to acquire a real estate For Sale sign with the red SOLD banner and plant it out in the front lawn. Stat.
Posted by: Wrecking Balls R Us at December 26, 2025 05:58 PM (abIsI)
81
Florida Dem lawmaker removes $100,000 diamond ring from photo after being charged with stealing $5 MILLION in FEMA funds
Let's play the Guess the Ethnicity Game.
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White guy wouldn’t be this retarded.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 05:59 PM (MvI35)
Posted by: barbarausa at December 26, 2025 06:01 PM (enw9G)
85
White guy wouldn’t be this retarded.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 05:59 PM (MvI35)
The dude that claimed to be hiking the Appalachian trail while cavorting with his Argentine mistress begs to disagree. Mark Sanford? I think.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2025 06:02 PM (hhkIi)
86
@71 actually worse . It's supposed to warm up to just over 40° Mon into Tuesday with about can inch of rain. Hello slush. Then it's going to freeze for the rest of the week. Hello ice on everything
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 06:02 PM (2vrAX)
87
Do you have a gate at end of driveway you can lock? Or some tire strips that can be deployed down the road?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Heh. No, but I can chain & padlock the gate into yard. In case he brings p.o.s. trailer back. (It's still where he abandoned it 2 weeks ago!)
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 06:03 PM (rdVOm)
(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 05:58 PM (cYBz/)
Heh. You’re 100% correct. They threw a tantrum earlier this year but they came back. Tesla stock is up 100% since its April lows.
Tesla’s future is in AVs anyway, their retail strategy is kind of an after thought.
Posted by: Its
sadly, you're both wrong, they abandoned Musk for working with and bring friends with
Trump, it was not until after they had very public spats that the lib buyers returned.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 06:03 PM (/m88G)
89
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel confirmed that the agency will be shutting down the J. Edgar Hoover Building in Washington, DC, “permanently.”
Posted by: Wrecking Balls R Us
Permanently until the next Dem admin reopens it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
The new one that is ten times bigger should be done by then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 06:04 PM (/lPRQ)
90
I think JQ needs to sell and move and not give the new address to the BIL. Hmm, do you have a friend you could stay with and post a 4 sale or foreclosed etc sign?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2025 06:04 PM (hhkIi)
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 06:04 PM (rdVOm)
92
White guy wouldn’t be this retarded.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 05:59 PM (MvI35
Lil' Hunty was even dumber than this, but his daddy was important enough to the Party that neither faction did jack shit about it.
Some dumbass hayseed from a State the Dems can't win doesn't warrant the closing of ranks to protect her. Her scalp is worth more to Florida Republicans than anything Dems can offer for a ransom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 06:05 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 06:05 PM (/m88G)
94
Oh crap. You don't need that JQ. Do you have a gate at end of driveway you can lock? Or some tire strips that can be deployed down the road?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Nothing says GO AWAY like a shotgun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (IhIKR)
95yes, and they are yelling "es inmigración
correr"
Shouting “La migra!” Is sufficient.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 26, 2025 06:07 PM (sGgMH)
96
18
16 His next video will be about the asshole bureaucrat who wants to force him to tear it down because there was no permit.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2025 05:05 PM
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They won't have to, because that tree will be dead and the tree-house fallen before they have a chance. Read the comments under the video and you'll learn the only asshole was the click-bait warrior who built it.
Posted by: Born Free at December 26, 2025 06:09 PM (raD1m)
97
Ace must have set up open threads to post about every 70 minutes.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2025 06:09 PM (hhkIi)
98
They won't have to, because that tree will be dead and the tree-house fallen before they have a chance. Read the comments under the video and you'll learn the only asshole was the click-bait warrior who built it.
Posted by: Born Free
Use copper nails to prevent corrosion!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)
99
Cool video done for clicks. If he was building a real useful treehouse, he wouldn't build it in a dead tree. And if the tree wasn't dead, it is now, because he stripped the bark first thing. So in a couple years the whole foundation will be bug-eaten and decaying.
Posted by: bradc at December 27, 2025 03:11 AM (BpRoJ)
Sharon and Andy Longhurst started Burntisland Hedgehog Haven nearly three years ago after rescuing two sick hedgehogs they found by the roadside. The experience inspired them to learn how to care for the tiny creatures -- and before long, their passion turned into a full-time mission to save them.
Since then, the Longhursts have treated 567 hedgehogs, caring for sick, injured, and orphaned ones around the clock. Their garage has been transformed into an ICU with seven incubators and 40 cages, while their garden now hosts a special hedgehog maternity ward. A dedicated team of 18 volunteers helps with cleaning, feeding, and transporting hedgehogs in the rescue's "Hogbulances."
Sharon, who works as a school crossing guard, and Andy, a bus driver, have poured their hearts -- and much of their free time -- into keeping the rescue running. They even fundraise through local events, raffles, and races to cover monthly costs of about £800 for food, bedding, and electricity, plus another £3,500 a year for vet bills.
"If there's a hedgehog out there that needs help and it's in pain, I can't say no," Sharon told BBC News. "It's a full-time job -- we always say we have to draw a line, but then the phone rings and we say, 'Bring it in.'"
...
Of the hundreds of hedgehogs they've treated, 65% have survived and been released back into the wild -- a meaningful achievement given that European hedgehogs are now listed as "near threatened" due to habitat loss and other environmental pressures.
"We'll do this until we're unable to," Andy said. "They're adorable -- really lovely animals."
Many on "our side" forgot how close we came to a "president" kalama harris, or another term of auto-pen biden.
You People are so ungrateful.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 03:50 PM (CvEXk)
32
There is a Hallmark Channel type movie on Netflix where the girl from the big city comes back home to a small town to save Christmas. We’ve seen 1000 of these right?
The twist on this one is she starts a male stripper show to save her parents’ bar about to be foreclosed on right before Christmas.
Guess if she does or does NOT fall in love with one of the strippers? Lol.
My family watched it and laughed out loud throughout. Solid comedy.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 26, 2025 03:50 PM (MvI35)
33 Fife ... is a council area and lieutenancy area in Scotland. A peninsula, it is bordered by the Firth of Tay to the north, the North Sea to the east, the Firth of Forth to the south, Clackmannanshire to the south-west, and Perth and Kinross to the west. The largest settlement is the city of Dunfermline, and the administrative centre is Glenrothes.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 03:51 PM (RuTUS)
34
There are no hedgehogs native to Australia and no living species native to the Americas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
We got porcupines instead.
Fun fact: Porcupines first appeared in S. America, and came north once the Panamanian land bridge arose.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
35
Wife is crossing guard. Husband is bus driver. Doesn't sound like much income.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Sounds like a set up for a fixer upper show.
I'm a crossing guard. My husband is a bus driver.
Our home repair budget is $4.7 million €.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (c115l)
36 I see a hedgehog I want to roll it down the street to see if Sonic is real.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I see Sonics all over the place.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (RuTUS)
38
I don't know much about hedgehogs, but I do know that they are prone to a prolapsed anus, like Garrett. Costs about $400 to get it fixed at the vet, I believe.
Posted by: Inside Out, Upside Down at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (oftw2)
39
Fife ... is a council area and lieutenancy area in Scotland. A peninsula, it is bordered by the Firth of Tay to the north, the North Sea to the east, the Firth of Forth to the south, Clackmannanshire to the south-west, and Perth and Kinross to the west. The largest settlement is the city of Dunfermline, and the administrative centre is Glenrothes.
Posted by: m
Nip it!
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
40
Strippers are like boats.
They only work when you're throwing hundred dollar bills at them.
Posted by: Ask me how I know at December 26, 2025 03:53 PM (2Ez/1)
41
Fife ... is a council area and lieutenancy area in Scotland. A peninsula, it is bordered by the Firth of Tay to the north, the North Sea to the east, the Firth of Forth to the south, Clackmannanshire to the south-west, and Perth and Kinross to the west. The largest settlement is the city of Dunfermline, and the administrative centre is Glenrothes.
Posted by: m
What a load of made up gibberish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 03:53 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: A Hedgehog at December 26, 2025 03:53 PM (u73oe)
43
To identify hedgehogs that have been treated at the center, they had a special brand made that says:
"Burntisland Hedgehog Haven, Fife, Scotland"
To date, no hedgehogs have survived the branding, but they do provide a steady source of income from selling the carcasses to the local Roma population.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 03:53 PM (Apzx6)
44
Pigs in a blanket. Delightful with cabbage and a curry sauce.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 03:53 PM (nljXp)
Posted by: Peaches at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (2HfbY)
46 *Costs about $400 to get it fixed at the vet, I believe.*
The vet has to send away for the tiny instruments.
Posted by: George Costanza at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (2Ez/1)
47
39 Fife ... is a council area and lieutenancy area in Scotland. A peninsula, it is bordered by the Firth of Tay to the north, the North Sea to the east, the Firth of Forth to the south, Clackmannanshire to the south-west, and Perth and Kinross to the west. The largest settlement is the city of Dunfermline, and the administrative centre is Glenrothes.
Posted by: m
Nip it!
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
hahahahaha
Barney Fife
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (RuTUS)
48
My daughter really, really wants a hedgehog. I've tried to outlast her, thinking it was a fad.... but it's been a couple of years now.
So tips on where and how to get one, and are they actually decent pets? Like are we talking like essentially a hamster here, or is this something like a cat with spines that will hurt you and purr in pleasure as you scream?
Posted by: SimoHayek at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (/ZkOF)
49
I know there are porcupines in Philadelphia. Larry Fine was from there.
Posted by: Horwitz Family Trust at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (oftw2)
50
This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Comedian has a sign language interpreter. Just watch what happens. It will make a lot of sense:
https://tinyurl.com/cez5af73
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (dIske)
51
Fife ... is a council area and lieutenancy area in Scotland. A peninsula, it is bordered by the Firth of Tay to the north, the North Sea to the east, the Firth of Forth to the south, Clackmannanshire to the south-west, and Perth and Kinross to the west. The largest settlement is the city of Dunfermline, and the administrative centre is Glenrothes.
Posted by: m
What a load of made up gibberish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Poppycock!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (c115l)
52
After months of widespread mockery, the Obama Presidential Center has issued a response to explain the building design:
“The shape of the building was meant to mimic four hands coming together to show the importance of our collective action."
https://is.gd/8lfUP5
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I was thinking more a punch to the mouth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (L/fGl)
53
Dinsdale!
Posted by: A Hedgehog at December 26, 2025 03:53 PM (u73oe)
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Is that you, Spiny Norman?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (L/fGl)
Or the 'nads. I'm going with the 'nads.
Posted by: Peaches at December 26, 2025 03:56 PM (2HfbY)
56
50 This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Comedian has a sign language interpreter. Just watch what happens. It will make a lot of sense:
https://tinyurl.com/cez5af73
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (dIske)
Super cute.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 03:57 PM (RuTUS)
57
Hope Sharon and Andy aren't Canadian. They'll be dead toot-sweet.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2025 03:57 PM (bQ4nt)
58
This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Comedian has a sign language interpreter. Just watch what happens. It will make a lot of sense:
https://tinyurl.com/cez5af73
Posted by: Orson
Saw that. Hysterical.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 03:57 PM (c115l)
Posted by: Big Mike at December 26, 2025 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)
60
Like are we talking like essentially a hamster here, or is this something like a cat with spines that will hurt you and purr in pleasure as you scream?
Posted by: SimoHayek at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (/ZkOF)
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Yeah, that last part.
Posted by: A Hedgehog at December 26, 2025 03:57 PM (u73oe)
61After months of widespread mockery, the Obama Presidential Center has issued a response to explain the building design:
“The shape of the building was meant to mimic four hands coming together to show the importance of our collective action."
Sooooo....it's an enormous, concrete bird hands?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 03:57 PM (Riz8t)
In Henry's Hedgehog Haven hurricanes hardly happen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 03:58 PM (pkeXY)
63
I never knew I wanted to work in a hedgehog hospital.
Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2025 03:58 PM (qARPA)
64
48 My daughter really, really wants a hedgehog. I've tried to outlast her, thinking it was a fad.... but it's been a couple of years now.
So tips on where and how to get one, and are they actually decent pets? Like are we talking like essentially a hamster here, or is this something like a cat with spines that will hurt you and purr in pleasure as you scream?
Posted by: SimoHayek at December 26, 2025 03:54 PM (/ZkOF)
There's a lot of information about them at the Hedgehog Haven site:
https://www.burntislandhedgehoghaven.co.uk
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 03:59 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 26, 2025 04:01 PM (SSHra)
72
Cor blimey, it's an 'edge 'og!
Posted by: Quite Bri'ish innit? at December 26, 2025 04:00 PM (TbWk/)
By jove, I think 'es got it!
Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at December 26, 2025 04:01 PM (wVcYX)
73
Flavor Profile: Described as a mix of wild boar, nutty, earthy, with hints of apple.
__________________________
Posted by: Mr. Not Getting The Point at December 26, 2025 03:45 PM (dIske)
***
A couple words there you won't see in a cigar review.
Posted by: Diogenes
++++
But good jerkey.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 04:02 PM (/lPRQ)
74European hedgehogs are now listed as "near threatened" due to habitat loss and other environmental pressures.
"Near threatened."
A.K.A. "Not threatened."
Bunch of IUCN enviro-weenie BS.
Note that, on their scale, the safest you can be is "Least Concern." Like humans and mosquitoes and rats and such.
Never "no concern at all."
The scale goes "Least Concern, Near Threatened, Vulnerable, Endangered, Critically Endangered, Extinct in the Wild, Extinct."
So be ready to panic at any moment for any species!
Posted by: mikeski's gears are well-ground at December 26, 2025 04:02 PM (nhCoE)
75
62 In Henry's Hedgehog Haven hurricanes hardly happen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 03:58 PM (pkeXY)
65 Cor blimey, it's an 'edge 'og!
Posted by: Quite Bri'ish innit? at December 26, 2025 04:00 PM (TbWk/)
In 'enry's 'edgehog 'aven 'urricanes 'ardly 'appen.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:03 PM (RuTUS)
76
Daughter rescues hedgehogs in Germany. They won't survive winter if they're too thin.
Posted by: RS at December 26, 2025 04:03 PM (SuU/K)
I’ll be at the bar if anyone wants to join me on the waterfront.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 04:03 PM (yjSRW)
78
Government officials have traditionally steered clear of such overtly religious language, as the Constitution prohibits the establishment of an
official state religion
NY Times obviously doesn't understand the Constitution. An overtly religious message for the birth of Christ is not establishing a state religion, you dimwits.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2025 04:04 PM (ix8EF)
79
I’ll be at the bar if anyone wants to join me on the waterfront.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 04:03 PM (yjSRW)
The voice of reason has entered the chat.
Posted by: Peaches at December 26, 2025 04:04 PM (2HfbY)
80
The prolapsed anus comment is truthful. I listen to someone on the radio who got a hedgehog, due to a girl he liked. The girl left, and he was stuck with the hedgehog. Came home from work and it's anus was stuck out more than an inch. Weekend, emergency vet, would have been a $400 bill. He really wasn't thrilled with the hedgehog and made a deal with the vet to fix it and sell it, if it didn't cost him anything.
Posted by: Hedging His Bets at December 26, 2025 04:04 PM (oftw2)
81
>>>In what universe does that hideous building look like four hands coming together in collective action?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
>From a drone's eye view, it looks like an M.C. Escher drawing or a Democrat swastika.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 04:05 PM (nljXp)
82The shape of the building was meant to mimic four hands coming together to show the importance of our collective action."
In what universe does that hideous building look like four hands coming together in collective action?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
* squints *
* tilts head like a golden retriever *
Nope, I still just see a single raised finger.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 04:05 PM (nhCoE)
83
In Henry's Hedgehog Haven hurricanes hardly happen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 03:58 PM (pkeXY)
That is actually pretty good.
*golf clap*
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 26, 2025 04:05 PM (w3u3d)
84
Reminds me, i once worked in a pizza pallor. The cook and the waitress were had a lovers' fight.
He was in the kitchen, waitress in the dining room. About sixty feet apart.
It was the 70s. I would give you some juicy details about sex but it is very technical and sharp math skills are needed to understand for the average gossiper.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 26, 2025 04:06 PM (EyfuW)
85
I don't know much about hedgehogs, but I do know that they are prone to a prolapsed anus, like Garrett. Costs about $400 to get it fixed at the vet, I believe.
Posted by: Inside Out, Upside Down at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (oftw2)
86
82 The shape of the building was meant to mimic four hands coming together to show the importance of our collective action."
* squints *
* tilts head like a golden retriever *
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 04:05 PM (nhCoE)
; )
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:07 PM (RuTUS)
87
Like are we talking like essentially a hamster here, or is this something like a cat with spines that will hurt you and purr in pleasure as you scream?
Posted by: SimoHayek
It's like an armored hamster.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 04:07 PM (c115l)
The Gryphon Next Generation Parachute System is a military wingpack designed for high-altitude jumps, allowing paratroopers to glide stealthily for distances up to 30 miles at speeds around 60 mph.
It features a 6-foot wingspan, a glide ratio of 5:1, and aims to enhance the capabilities of special forces by enabling undetected entry into enemy territory
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 04:07 PM (WtQV9)
89 I didn't see mention of any kids. Just hedgehogs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 04:07 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Agent 99 at December 26, 2025 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)
104 98 Were I to fancy a burrowing armored creature, I would buy an armadildo.
Posted by: Armored Car, Cept It's Got Feet Instead at December 26, 2025 04:13 PM (oftw2)
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They carry leprosy. Nobody likes them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 04:15 PM (azNOR)
105
Were I to fancy a burrowing armored creature, I would buy an armadildo.
Posted by: Armored Car, Cept It's Got Feet Instead at December 26, 2025 04:13 PM (oftw2)
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They carry leprosy. Nobody likes them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 04:15 PM (azNOR)
106
101 100
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:15 PM (RuTUS)
Sorry, my fault.
If I'da known.....
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2025 04:18 PM (TvPmY)
107
103 Missed it by THAT much.
Posted by: Agent 99 at December 26, 2025 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)
It's because of the glare of the all-red underlined ace text.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:18 PM (RuTUS)
108
It's because of the glare of the all-red underlined ace text.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:18 PM (RuTUS)
It's not a bug, it's a feature. Don't be a h8r.
Posted by: Peaches at December 26, 2025 04:21 PM (2HfbY)
109Obama says his Presidential Center is his way of giving back to Chicago…
Of course he did.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 04:23 PM (Riz8t)
110
108 It's because of the glare of the all-red underlined ace text.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:18 PM (RuTUS)
It's not a bug, it's a feature. Don't be a h8r.
Posted by: Peaches at December 26, 2025 04:21 PM (2HfbY)
Our future's so bright, we have to wear shades.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:24 PM (RuTUS)
111
I didn't see mention of any kids. Just hedgehogs."
Future of britain ...
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 04:24 PM (XuXeR)
112
106 101 100
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:15 PM (RuTUS)
Sorry, my fault.
If I'da known.....
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2025 04:18 PM (TvPmY)
Fair play!
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:25 PM (RuTUS)
113
Looks like there's more Somali fraud in Minnesota
x.com/nickshirleyy/status/2004642794862961123#
Posted by: gKWVE at December 26, 2025 04:27 PM (VqUBF)
114
I had a friend when I was a kid who encountered a hedgehog in his yard and speared it with a sharp stick. He was bragging to us about it, The Great White Hunter who slayed a fearsome wild hedgehog.
He was pretty bummed out when I told him "there's no such thing as wikd hedgehogs in America, dumbass. You just killed one of your neighbors' pets."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 04:27 PM (BI5O2)
115
shape of the building was meant to mimic four hands coming together to show the importance of our collective action."
So a "double feature" at the local massage joint?
/ so I'm told
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 04:27 PM (XuXeR)
116
Fair play!
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:25 PM (RuTUS)
For Cuba!
Posted by: L.H. Oswald at December 26, 2025 04:27 PM (TvPmY)
No kidding. Now, how is the Lutheran society holding up these days?
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 04:29 PM (XuXeR)
122
I'm surprised at some of you folks wanting to discriminate against me and my kind.
Posted by: Social Leper at December 26, 2025 04:28 PM (oftw2)
Wouldn't a social leper be someone who drops off all the media platforms?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2025 04:32 PM (TvPmY)
123 A year or two ago I saw that a DEI-hired contractor poured concrete for the Obama Presidential Flak Tower, and the concrete immediately started cracking due to their incompetence. I never did see how that was repaired. Maybe it wasn't, and they just filled in the cracks and put a layer of concrete-colored paint over it, and pretended the cracks weren't there.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 04:32 PM (VWtfl)
124
109 Obama says his Presidential Center is his way of giving back to Chicago…
Of course he did.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 04:23 PM (Riz8t)
And he's giving it to them good and hard with that monstrosity of a building .
Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2025 04:32 PM (VE6XX)
125
A year or two ago I saw that a DEI-hired contractor poured concrete for the Obama Presidential Flak Tower, and the concrete immediately started cracking due to their incompetence. I never did see how that was repaired. Maybe it wasn't, and they just filled in the cracks and put a layer of concrete-colored paint over it, and pretended the cracks weren't there.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 04:32 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 04:37 PM (Xg0tR)
133
123 contractor poured concrete for the Obama Presidential Flak Tower, and the concrete immediately started cracking
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 04:32 PM (VWtfl)
That seems foundational.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:37 PM (RuTUS)
134
>>>Obama says his Presidential Center is his way of giving back to Chicago…
Of course he did.
Posted by: Archimedes
>So there will be midnight, urban playground basketball courts for the children? I really liked those jack chain nets they used in the hood.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 04:38 PM (nljXp)
135
127
She can't wait to do a she's told...
Posted by: man at December 26
Correction- she thinks she can’t wait for this diversity enrichment, until it actually happens.
Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2025 04:38 PM (p4NUW)
When people are debating the merits of f*cking your own cousin in the British parliament.
You know things are on the decline.
X video: https://bit.ly/4b4sRyf
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2025 04:38 PM (P5BPp)
137
There's a can do problem some where in the administration. Trump needs to clone three or four more Steven Millers to go through the secondary and tertiery levels of go slow and get rid of it
But first eliminatate the question of; Why aren't there more high level endictments?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 04:38 PM (WtQV9)
Posted by: Bob crane at December 26, 2025 04:39 PM (OERWa)
140
Radio just listed six wrecks on I-95 near where I live (on the notorious 321 for you inner city hoodrats).
Fortifying for the soon to arrive zeds....
Out for now.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 04:39 PM (/lPRQ)
141
I always wanted to be a crossing guard, but all that education would be wasted if you don't know someone inside the cartel.
Posted by: Not Mobbed Up at December 26, 2025 04:39 PM (oftw2)
142 Did that stupid "Car Shield" scam finally get busted? Fake extended warranty with annoying TV ads.
And that's why OTA channels such as Grit, MeTV, etc. are unwatchable. Every five minutes it's 5 minutes of Medicare Hotline & Car Shield & Wounded Warriors & Homeless Dogs adverts.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 04:40 PM (CvEXk)
143After months of widespread mockery, the Obama Presidential Center has issued a response to explain the building design
If you have to "explain the building design" you have not designed well.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 26, 2025 04:41 PM (D0HYP)
144
I've said it before but I would love to see, at the opening ceremony, the entire Obama Center collapse in a heap. It would be a perfect ending for Barky's BS
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 04:41 PM (2vrAX)
ISLAMIFICATION: Islamic migrant Ahmed Alshami, who ran a New York deli, was prosecuted for an EBT SNAP fraud ring as his burqa-clad wife flipped off the crowd and shouted “f*ck America.”
X video: https://bit.ly/3MZ3ofF
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2025 04:41 PM (P5BPp)
147
And that's why OTA channels such as Grit, MeTV, etc. are unwatchable. Every five minutes it's 5 minutes of Medicare Hotline & Car Shield & Wounded Warriors & Homeless Dogs adverts.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer.
Don't forget us!
Posted by: Caleb and Alec For Shriners at December 26, 2025 04:43 PM (oftw2)
148
146 his burqa-clad wife flipped off the crowd and shouted “f*ck America”
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2025 04:41 PM (P5BPp)
She seems nice.
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:43 PM (RuTUS)
149
ISLAMIFICATION: Islamic migrant Ahmed Alshami, who ran a New York deli, was prosecuted for an EBT SNAP fraud ring as his burqa-clad wife flipped off the crowd and shouted “f*ck America.”
X video: https://bit.ly/3MZ3ofF
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Efin zeds
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 04:43 PM (/lPRQ)
150
It’s so quiet here now. J left for his mother’s this morning. My daughter went back to RIC. It’s just me, the kiddo and the animals where yesterday was loud and chaos, and happy.
Middle Child said, as we were crying when she left, that she would really think about moving here. I am praying this happens for real. She needs a fresh start, and an arranged marriage. ( 😂 ).
Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2025 04:43 PM (p4NUW)
151
I was a crossing guard in elementary school. It was fun. Two of us, STOP flags on the ends of cane poles on either side of the street. At the appropriate time we would swing the flags into the street and allow the kiddos to safely cross.
Traffic Patrol we were. Got out of class early too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 04:44 PM (WtQV9)
152
she thinks she can’t wait for this diversity enrichment, until it actually happens."
She'll gladly attempt to force all other women to undergo a clitorectomy... hell, she'd probably volunteer for one in "solidarity "...
Posted by: man at December 26, 2025 04:44 PM (XuXeR)
153
"FWIW, the clip of the broad in a burka, otherwise known as the Minn lt Guv is freaking hilarious."
Stop putting white elementary school teachers in charge.
Posted by: It's just common sense at December 26, 2025 04:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: The Choom Gang at December 26, 2025 04:45 PM (1o6PD)
I was gonna design a presidentin' libary, but then I got him.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 26, 2025 04:46 PM (dK+Kv)
157
Unreal. Sorry, but it's time to build a concentration camp in the desert for Somalis. They have to be kept away from the rest of society.
Gather them up, lock them up, and ship them back to their toilet country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2025 04:46 PM (BI5O2)
Endorsed.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 26, 2025 04:47 PM (dK+Kv)
158
I was in Safety Patrol, PS 160, Brooklyn, 1965. Walking kids across Fort Hamilton Parkway, 6 lanes wide. Doubt they let 9-10 year olds do that any more.
Up to the 70s, high school seniors drove schoolbuses in NC.
Posted by: Glory Of Olden Times at December 26, 2025 04:48 PM (oftw2)
159
>>>She'll gladly attempt to force all other women to undergo a clitorectomy... hell, she'd probably volunteer for one in "solidarity "...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 04:51 PM (pkeXY)
165
Israel is the first country in the world to recognize Somaliland as independent. It's the former British Somalia. USA should follow as it's relatively stable and in a key location
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 04:53 PM (2vrAX)
166
15 So if Ron Jeremy is in pain he should see the Longhursts
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2025 03:46 PM (2vrAX)
161 Anytime someone says hedgehog I think of Ron Jeremey.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 04:49 PM (KDPiq)
; )
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:55 PM (RuTUS)
167
When I live in south Louisiana I wanted a house built like a German Normandy artillery fortification so I would never have to have weeks of worry when they forecasted the path of a hurricane.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 04:55 PM (KDPiq)
139 Is that where they brought Ron Jeremy?
Posted by: Bob crane at December 26, 2025 04:39 PM (OERWa)
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:55 PM (RuTUS)
169
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 04:55 PM (RuTUS)
Porn snark at aos has 100% chance of being repeated.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 26, 2025 04:57 PM (KDPiq)
170
And that's why OTA channels such as Grit, MeTV, etc. are unwatchable. Every five minutes it's 5 minutes of Medicare Hotline & Car Shield & Wounded Warriors & Homeless Dogs adverts.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer.
That's your change your depends break.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 26, 2025 05:00 PM (sl73Y)
171
Here's an extended explanation of the four hands shape. Not extended enough!
Posted by: m at December 26, 2025 05:01 PM (RuTUS)
172
Jan. 7, the DOJ announced it was suing tech company RealPage and six landlords, including LivCor, which operates under asset management company Blackstone.
The department accused the landlords of using RealPage’s software to participate in algorithmic pricing schemes that harmed renters.
The proposed consent decree between the DOJ and LivCor prohibits algorithmic coordination and the exchange of sensitive data with competitors.
LivCor is required to refrain from taking part in or attending meetings involving competing landlords that are hosted by RealPage. The company must also cooperate with the United States’ claims against other defendants in the case.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 05:01 PM (WtQV9)
173
>>The Obama library is The Thing That Goes Up.
That's the Big Mike Center.
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2025 05:02 PM (grNgC)
ISLAMIFICATION: Islamic migrant Ahmed Alshami, who ran a New York deli, was prosecuted for an EBT SNAP fraud ring as his burqa-clad wife flipped off the crowd and shouted “f*ck America.”
X video: https://bit.ly/3MZ3ofF
Posted by: Clyde Shelton a
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Right then, right there, do not pass goal, do not go to court, do not go to jail, go straight to the tramp steamer. We'll auction off your shit to pay for your freight and send you the balance. Ba Bye.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 05:06 PM (WtQV9)
Is there anything in that building that comes close to looking like four hands? It just looks like a gray blob.
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It looks like a bizzarro turd from old (really old) Superman Comics.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 05:08 PM (WtQV9)
178
Gather them up, lock them up, and ship them back to their toilet country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Forget the camps - Send them home.
Then finish with the rest. It's time for them to go.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 05:10 PM (WtQV9)
179
It's all fun and games until the progressive government says subjects can't do this and euthanizes the lot.
Posted by: Tommy Shanks at December 26, 2025 08:12 PM (KDpmu)
Jetpack Transfer Open Thread
Google's worthless AI says it's all real:
Yes, jetpacks are actively being tested by militaries, especially the British Royal Marines and Royal Navy, to move personnel between ships or from ship to shore for faster boarding, reconnaissance, and tactical access, using companies like Gravity Industries's suits that resemble Iron Man's tech and offer potential for combat medics and pilot rescue, moving beyond simple transfers to tactical swarming
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 23, 2025 05:21 PM (hZbnZ)
2
I'm waiting for a Starcraft style Goliath to show up. Original Starcraft / BroodWar style. Should be easily within reach, to be honest.
Posted by: SimoHayek at December 26, 2025 02:35 PM (/ZkOF)
3
All of that gear is used just for propulsion. No weight allowance for weapons. By the time you get the power, range and armaments that you want, you will have a full blown helicopter.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 26, 2025 02:35 PM (PWcY+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
7
Screw this amateur sh*t. Get yourself a "Jetson One" single person EVTOL.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7c88nn
Latest models sell for about $148,000. And, they are sold out through 2026 and most of 2027. So, strap in for the idiotic Darwinism that is to follow. Rich kids with no sense flying around in single passenger (what is essentially a piloted drone).
On a curious note, I'm guessing that US Special Operators are eyeing this little gizmo with interest, and probably already have engineers working on sound dampening.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2025 02:39 PM (dIske)
8
Put the controls on the legs, and free up the arms for weapons use while airborne.
pew pew from the sky.
Posted by: coba at December 26, 2025 02:39 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Oh noes!! at December 26, 2025 02:39 PM (HcoTw)
11
Limited range and capabilty, it's just another Pentagon spending spree.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 26, 2025 02:39 PM (DY7Xb)
12All of that gear is used just for propulsion. No weight allowance for weapons. By the time you get the power, range and armaments that you want, you will have a full blown helicopter.
Beats going for an Arctic swim.
Posted by: Jack Ryan at December 26, 2025 02:40 PM (Riz8t)
Nah, put them in a Miss PacMan costume and the enemy would be too befuddled to shoot.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 02:41 PM (Riz8t)
1611 Limited range and capabilty, it's just another Pentagon spending spree.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 26, 2025 02:39 PM (DY7Xb)
Or is that MOD (Ministry of Defence) Whitehall? It did say Royal Marines.
Or both?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 26, 2025 02:41 PM (YN34E)
17 Nah, put them in a Miss PacMan costume and the enemy would be too befuddled to shoot.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 02:41 PM (Riz8t)
As long as it sounds like her eating the dots as it flies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
They fly now.
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"Somehow Palatine returned."
This Christmas season, I'd like to express my thankfulness to YouTube channels who allow me to make fun of Hollyweird movies I never have and never will see. Here are the ones I am most thankful for:
Nerdrotic
Critical Drinker
Disparu
Heelvsbabyface
Mr. H Reviews
The Little Platoon
Dave Cullen
Posted by: the lower depths at December 26, 2025 02:44 PM (UdiE9)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 26, 2025 02:44 PM (1yGOf)
25
5 Having never seen Iron Man, I regard these as borderline too dangerous to use reliably.
Then again, I regard Vespa scoters as too dangerous to use, as well.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 02:36 PM (oraVG)
the biggest problem is that you can only carry a limited supply of fuel, so they only have a couple of minutes of flight time. If you miscalculate or run into something unexpected, your jetpack could cut off with you still 100 feet up in the air.
The entire Iron Man premise is based on some techno-magic that provides infinite power.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2025 02:44 PM (uWKK8)
26
I saw a demo of this where they were simulating a medic getting to a casualty at the top of a hill with very bad terrain. Might be useful for civilian SAR - get close with a vehicle then jet pack to the casualty and stabilize them until the ground team can get in for transport (or find a place for a helo evacuation).
Posted by: PabloD at December 26, 2025 02:44 PM (Epuwl)
27
Good luck using them against the Russians, Limey turds.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 26, 2025 02:45 PM (wBaIH)
28 anyone remember the Disney movie The Rocketeer?
It was the last good family movie Disney produced.
1991?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 02:45 PM (CvEXk)
29This Christmas season, I'd like to express my thankfulness to YouTube channels who allow me to make fun of Hollyweird movies I never have and never will see. Here are the ones I am most thankful for:
Nerdrotic
Critical Drinker
Disparu
Heelvsbabyface
Mr. H Reviews
The Little Platoon
Dave Cullen
Posted by: the lower depths at December 26, 2025 02:44 PM (UdiE9)
TJM hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
30
This must be raciss and sexiss. It's hard to believe the differences are so stark.
The sex split in student loan payments is interesting.
Men immediately cut down on their loans, whereas women tend to make little progress, even more than a decade on.
https://is.gd/VEwTim
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 02:45 PM (Riz8t)
31 Every negative comment about this makes you liable for arrest by HM Government.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2025 02:46 PM (tgvbd)
32
The entire Iron Man premise is based on some techno-magic that provides infinite power.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Brought to you by the same folks, Acme Co. iirc, that creates handgun magazines that have unlimited capacity.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 02:46 PM (cYBz/)
33 I hope they're at least going to give that guy a pistol.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 26, 2025 02:43 PM (6ydKt)
The one vid shows them landing then pulling AR's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
It was the last good family movie Disney produced.
What you mean, of course, is "first look at Jennifer Connelly's boobies".
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 02:46 PM (Riz8t)
37
29 TJM hardest hit.
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Like I said, I want to see epic trash without having to watch it myself (and waste my money). TJM is a cinephile. I am not a cinephile.
Posted by: the lower depths at December 26, 2025 02:47 PM (UdiE9)
38Very nice of the people on the ship not to shoot at the guy with the jet suit. A Phalanx gun would obliterate the guy and the suit
They could hit the guy with Iron Beam, and he would land looking like a well-done steak.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 02:47 PM (Riz8t)
39
Practical use of Jetpacks in the Military Field.
Captain, I'm here to talk to you about your ship's warranty.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 02:48 PM (c115l)
Posted by: STW at December 26, 2025 02:48 PM (mdTsR)
41
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 02:36 PM (oraVG)
I think scooters - or electric bikes or whatever - they're called the on the ground are unsafe- at least around here they mostly seem like the might be being used by illegal aliens since you don't have a license to get one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2025 02:49 PM (7RYym)
42 At my age, I prefer activities where gravity won't have a fatal effect.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2025 02:50 PM (tgvbd)
43At my age, I prefer activities where gravity won't have a fatal effect.
I guess skiing down Everest is right out.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 02:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: javems at December 26, 2025 02:42 PM (8I4hW)
Ask if they have any Grey Poupon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 02:50 PM (snZF9)
45 Gomez Addams is not mort. He's almost 96, living in Baltimore.
I think Cpl Klinger is still alive, too.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 02:50 PM (CvEXk)
46I think scooters - or electric bikes or whatever - they're called the on the ground are unsafe- at least around here they mostly seem like the might be being used by illegal aliens since you don't have a license to get one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2025 02:49 PM (7RYym)
Just wait till they light the house on fire while they're recharging.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
47
I demand the Trump administration immediately stop blowing drug boats up and instead use this technology to land law enforcement on a speeding vessel and arrest the suspects, after reading them their rights of course.
Posted by: Every Democrat Lawmaker at December 26, 2025 02:51 PM (Apzx6)
48Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 02:48 PM (c115l)
We'll be rolling through your neck of the woods in a few hours.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
49
37 29 TJM hardest hit.
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Like I said, I want to see epic trash without having to watch it myself (and waste my money). TJM is a cinephile. I am not a cinephile.
Posted by: the lower depths at December 26, 2025 02:47 PM (UdiE9)
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Only us snooty people can appreciate the genius of Seven Samurai.
53
Baked beans + hard-boiled egg lunch= personal jetpack!
Posted by: Running On Fumes, Now at December 26, 2025 02:53 PM (oftw2)
54 23 This Christmas season, I'd like to express my thankfulness to YouTube channels who allow me to make fun of Hollyweird movies I never have and never will see. Here are the ones I am most thankful for:
Nerdrotic
Critical Drinker
Disparu
Heelvsbabyface
Mr. H Reviews
The Little Platoon
Dave Cullen
I only know the first two, will have to check out the others. I'm a sucker for snarky podcasts that mock so-bad-they're-good movies and TV.
Mine include RedLetterMedia, FanBoyFlicks, Dead Meat for horror, but he's been getting pretty woke and if his wife's on it's an auto-skip. CinemaSins is still going strong. This Aged Great! never fails to crack me up. Found Footage Fest's Shaturday Morning Cartoons is great.
Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 26, 2025 02:53 PM (xNHSX)
55
Nifty toy. You gotta heads-up display with night vision?
An illiterate savage with an AK-47 would render this obsolete.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 02:54 PM (nljXp)
56
Military wise this seems like a Bond scenerio. "Bond the U.S. will accept you on their submarine from our destroyer and deliver you to scuba range of the villain's lair, you'll have to stay within 20 feet of the water surface to avoid detection by radar and you only have 60 seconds of fuel."
But Pablo's thought of usefulness for civilian rescue operations does make sense.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2025 02:54 PM (hhkIi)
57
>>>Yes, jetpacks are actively being tested by militaries
5832 The entire Iron Man premise is based on some techno-magic that provides infinite power.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Brought to you by the same folks, Acme Co. iirc, that creates handgun magazines that have unlimited capacity.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2025 02:46 PM (cYBz/)
And now I visualize Wile E. Coyote (super genius!) instead of the Royal Marine......
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 26, 2025 02:55 PM (YN34E)
59
Mobile Infantry Powered Armor, inserted from orbit, with a Y-tube grenade launcher on the back for me, thank you.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 02:55 PM (Apzx6)
6021 Now, try flying around like a trailer-park version of Iron Man while a couple of FPV combat drones do their best to blow you out of the sky.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 02:43 PM (Apzx6)
That is what I was picturing. Naval "mothership" drones, like tiny unmanned aircraft carriers, are going to mess with "security through obscurity" logistics at sea. Instead of merely being impractical, jet suits would be suicidal.
Posted by: SciVo at December 26, 2025 02:55 PM (Sy6m/)
61
Only us snooty people can appreciate the genius of Seven Samurai.
Don't you dare try to watch it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 26, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
62
I watched the Chinese movie The Wandering Earth last week. It made mountains of money in China, but ... I don't see why. The effects were (mostly) good and some nice set action set pieces, but the plot was confusing and insanely stupid.
Yes, the movie took seriously the idea that we could escape an exploding sun by ... moving the entire Earth (with everyone still on it) some 4+ light years away to a new solar system, on a journey that would take 2,500 years. Yea ok.
Posted by: Her Majesty's Ministry of Islamic Affairs at December 26, 2025 02:57 PM (RP04w)
6736 anyone remember the Disney movie The Rocketeer?
It was the last good family movie Disney produced.
What you mean, of course, is "first look at Jennifer Connelly's boobies".
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2025 02:46 PM (Riz8t)
To her credit or good luck, she aged well. See the "Top Gun" update a few years back.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 26, 2025 02:57 PM (YN34E)
68
49 Only us snooty people can appreciate the genius of Seven Samurai.
Don't you dare try to watch it!
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No problem. I saw "The Magnificent Seven" once and never bothered watching it again. "Seven Samurai" is really long iirc.
All the Kurasawa films I've seen (Yojimbo, Ran, that last movie he did - "Dreams" or something?) all have interesting aspects and off-putting ones. There was a really, really long 47 Ronin film made in two parts I once watched because it was made in Japan during the war and Axis/Soviet propaganda actually interests me. It wasn't made by Kurosawa but managed to be better than anything I'd seen Kurosawa make.
A co-worker once forced me to borrow his copy of "Ikiru" to watch. I got partway through, absolutely fucking hated what I was watching, and then told the coworker I watched the whole thing and hated it. He still tries to get me to borrow shit from him to watch. I'm always "too busy".
Posted by: the lower depths at December 26, 2025 02:57 PM (UdiE9)
69
What could possibly go wrong? Let me count the ways.
First, will women be flying them?
Posted by: Case at December 26, 2025 02:52 PM (G1OIb)
70
There was a jetpack in like the first or second James Bond movie. No special effects, it was a real jetpack, so the technology has been around quite awhile, just not super practical.
Posted by: Methos at December 26, 2025 02:58 PM (vSvIl)
71
Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
Posted by: Oh noes!! at December 26, 2025 02:59 PM (HcoTw)
72
People bitch about not having jet packs and flying cars yet and then bitch about how bad people drive nowadays.
Did y'all not think this through?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 26, 2025 02:59 PM (w3DAr)
Those responsible for the misgending our our ( tee hee ) most Serene Soverign have been sacked.
Posted by: His Majesty's Ministry of Islamic Affairs at December 26, 2025 02:59 PM (RP04w)
74
I saw a jet pack guy at the OU/ tx halftime.
Had enough juice to fly the length of the field, circle the goal post and land. Out of fuel.
Posted by: Oh noes!! at December 26, 2025 03:00 PM (HcoTw)
75
Yes, the movie took seriously the idea that we could escape an exploding sun by ... moving the entire Earth (with everyone still on it) some 4+ light years away to a new solar system, on a journey that would take 2,500 years. Yea ok.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 26, 2025 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
Larry Niven's Puppeteers, who are busy moving their five planets away from the Galactic Core Explosion, point and laugh at your amateur effort.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 03:01 PM (Apzx6)
76
5 Having never seen Iron Man, I regard these as borderline too dangerous to use reliably.
Then again, I regard Vespa scoters as too dangerous to use, as well.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 02:36 PM (oraVG)
>>>
Hey. . . .I lived in Italia for nearly 2 years quite a while ago. I would be tempted to say the same, but the reality is that a good Vespa scooter was a lifeblood fundamental of life
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Pagan Lefties at December 26, 2025 03:01 PM (WdhrG)
77
There was a jetpack in like the first or second James Bond movie. No special effects, it was a real jetpack, so the technology has been around quite awhile, just not super practical.
Posted by: Methos at December 26, 2025 02:58 PM (vSvIl)
Miniaturization of sensors, CPUs, and DSPs make them more viable than ever. I am not doing a back of the envelope calculation, but gyroscopes and accelerometers alone have to have had at least a 1000x reduction in size and weight, since then.
78
JetPacks appear to have limited and special usage.
More interesting are the 'batwing' powered parachutes enabeling combat ready personell to jump and glide/fly for miles to a designated destination.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 03:01 PM (tDhVx)
79
49 Only us snooty people can appreciate the genius of Seven Samurai.
Don't you dare try to watch it!
=======
Thanks. I won't. I dislike snobbery as an art form.
Posted by: whig at December 26, 2025 03:01 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: cmeat at December 26, 2025 03:02 PM (R11M+)
81
Thanks. I won't. I dislike snobbery as an art form.
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You must not like much modern art then. Without snob appeal it's just bad children's art (or rebadged pron).
Posted by: the lower depths at December 26, 2025 03:03 PM (UdiE9)
82
77 There was a jetpack in like the first or second James Bond movie. No special effects, it was a real jetpack, so the technology has been around quite awhile, just not super practical.
Posted by: Methos
---
It was real and outstanding. Post Bond movie there were thefts, deaths, and disappearance associated with that jetpack.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 03:03 PM (tDhVx)
83Then again, I regard Vespa scoters as too dangerous to use, as well.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 02:36 PM (oraVG)
>>>
Hey. . . .I lived in Italia for nearly 2 years quite a while ago. I would be tempted to say the same, but the reality is that a good Vespa scooter was a lifeblood fundamental of life
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Pagan Lefties at December 26, 2025 03:01 PM
Y'all are aware that Vespas hold a special place in this blog's mythos, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2025 03:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Pagan Lefties at December 26, 2025 03:05 PM (WdhrG)
88
None of these "personay flying vehicle" jetpack/flyng-car/passenger-drone companies seem tom realize that the existence of people-being-able-to-fly would completely overturn how our society is structured -- because bad people will use the tech too.
Walls? Privacy? Security? Fuggetaoutit.
Every house, no matter how secure, can have its yard/property invaded by burglars.
Every fence can be effortlessly surmounted.
Every prison yard can have prisoners flying away with accomplices in prison breaks enabled by two-person flying vehicles.
Criminals can fly away from the scene of any crime and be gone in a flash.
Privacy will be a thing of the past.
Crime, and paranoias about crime, will skyrocket.
And I haven't even started talking about people crashing to the ground in populated areas or on your roof.
As a result, these types of vehicles will be banned almost soon as they come on the market and become popular or mass-produced.
Hence, these companies are all doomed to fail.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 03:06 PM (oraVG)
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 03:06 PM (oraVG)
91JetPacks appear to have limited and special usage.
More interesting are the 'batwing' powered parachutes enabeling combat ready personell to jump and glide/fly for miles to a designated destination.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 03:01 PM (tDhVx)
An image of Wiley E Coyote in an ACME "Bat Suit" just popped into my mind.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 26, 2025 03:07 PM (D0HYP)
92
>>>Gomez Addams is not mort. He's almost 96, living in Baltimore.
He's outlived Pugsley and Wednesday.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2025 03:07 PM (CNl8/)
93
JetPack problem: limited range due to lack of fuel.
Solution? Strap Joe Biden in with a few cans of baked beans. Endless gas!
New problem: you've got Joe Biden.
Solution: use just the one jetpack as the decoy/first man over the top (i.e. bullet magnet).
Win win!
Posted by: SimoHayek at December 26, 2025 03:07 PM (/ZkOF)
94The entire Iron Man premise is based on some techno-magic that provides infinite power.
Posted by: Tom Servo
And a techno-magic exoskeleton that's strong enough for him to have his "jets" on his feet, and in the palms of his hands, without breaking his ankles and wrists with all those four-gee-plus maneuvers.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 03:07 PM (nhCoE)
95 >>>Gomez Addams is not mort. He's almost 96, living in Baltimore.
He's outlived Pugsley and Wednesday.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2025 03:07 PM
What about the Thing that goes up?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2025 03:08 PM (0sNs1)
96
Found it.
Wile E. Coyote: Acme Batman Suit (1956)
https://youtu.be/QHDO78QfLbE
Posted by: Chuck C at December 26, 2025 03:08 PM (D0HYP)
97An image of Wiley E Coyote in an ACME "Bat Suit" just popped into my mind.
Posted by: Chuck C
*flap*
*flap*
*flap flap flap flapflapflap spaz flapflap*
*plummet*
Posted by: mikeski made sure there was an L for every F at December 26, 2025 03:09 PM (nhCoE)
98
Total, max duration flight time of any of these silly contraptions is always less than or equal to the longest unedited clip length in any video. Like 30 seconds.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2025 03:10 PM (3uBP9)
99And a techno-magic exoskeleton that's strong enough for him to have his "jets" on his feet, and in the palms of his hands, without breaking his ankles and wrists with all those four-gee-plus maneuvers.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 03:07 PM (nhCoE)
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back!
Posted by: The Pitch Meeting Screenwriter at December 26, 2025 03:10 PM (RP04w)
100
As a result, these types of vehicles will be banned almost soon as they come on the market and become popular or mass-produced.
Hence, these companies are all doomed to fail.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 03:06 PM (oraVG)
Everything you just wrote is a reason for governments to buy them while banning them for everyone else. So, reliable customer with practically unlimited funds = success.
Posted by: Methos at December 26, 2025 03:10 PM (vSvIl)
101
If jetpacks are to be used by the hoi polloi, maybe investing in flak towers and artillery would be a gold mine. Guess copying the old German 88s would be overkill though.
Posted by: Punt Gun? at December 26, 2025 03:10 PM (oftw2)
102
Thing was usually played by Ted Cassidy who played Lurch unless there was a scene where both characters appeared.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2025 03:11 PM (CNl8/)
10341 Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 02:36 PM (oraVG)
I think scooters - or electric bikes or whatever - they're called the on the ground are unsafe- at least around here they mostly seem like the might be being used by illegal aliens since you don't have a license to get one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2025 02:49 PM (7RYym)
Bottom line: I wouldn't try that out in the country.
At least here in Oregon, while the law might not be enforced, you do need a valid driver's license to operate any motorized vehicle on the road above a certain level of power, no exceptions.
I forget the precise wording of how the power limit was defined, but the gist I took away from reading it was that if your license was suspended and you tried to commute on an electric vehicle (whether bicycle or other), either it would be illegal, or it would be too weak to keep you from getting slammed into from behind on the freeway -- let alone when going uphill on a winding country road with blind turns, at night, in the snow.
Posted by: SciVo at December 26, 2025 03:11 PM (Sy6m/)
Human traffickers/coyotes/smugglers could hop over the 2,000 Mexico/US border effortlessly.
Banned.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 03:11 PM (oraVG)
105
Heard thing was last seen giving truck stop handys for spare change
Posted by: Oh noes!! at December 26, 2025 03:11 PM (HcoTw)
106
Royal Marines. Royal Navy.
How many admirals per jet pack?
186...They use them to go to mosque when they hear the call to prayer and to their rape gang meetings.
Posted by: The BBC at December 26, 2025 03:11 PM (R/m4+)
107
Every time you see a cut away, like 7 seconds in, just go ahead and assume that's a needed refuel.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2025 03:12 PM (3uBP9)
108Crime, and paranoias about crime, will skyrocket.
Posted by: zombie
ISWYDT.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2025 03:12 PM (nhCoE)
109
Hey. . . .I lived in Italia for nearly 2 years quite a while ago. I would be tempted to say the same, but the reality is that a good Vespa scooter was a lifeblood fundamental of life
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Pagan Lefties at December 26, 2025 03:01 PM
Y'all are aware that Vespas hold a special place in this blog's mythos, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2025 03:03 PM (0sNs1)
When we were kids we threw one off a bridge that went over railroad tracks, lol. Not on the tracks, but onto a paved area 10-20 yards to the side of them. A friend of mine had it, it was given to him by his neighbor. It was seized and we found a peach pit in the varnish smelling gas tank, a frigging peach pit. My friend says, hey lets throw it off the bridge, which was right around the corner. We rolled it up and heaved it over. We still laugh about that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 03:13 PM (snZF9)
110
SciVo - it comes down to the difference between "driver's license" and "driving privileges." Even if a scooter doesn't require a license, it may qualify as a vehicle that is illegal to operate if your driving privileges are suspended or revoked.
Lots of people miss that and are surprised when they get a ticket.
Posted by: PabloD at December 26, 2025 03:14 PM (aNzvb)
111
Silver spot at $77.89 per oz. By the way for those who claim that Silver is not an investment but a "speculation". Every "investment" that ANYONE can make is a speculation. Tell me how safe an investment the stock market was in 1929 or 2008. Every investment has risk, as does doing nothing with your money.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 26, 2025 03:15 PM (Da7Vv)
112
These devices will serve a greater purpose for war fighters when ACME releases the portable hole.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 26, 2025 03:16 PM (nljXp)
113100 As a result, these types of vehicles will be banned almost soon as they come on the market and become popular or mass-produced.
Hence, these companies are all doomed to fail.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 03:06 PM (oraVG)
Everything you just wrote is a reason for governments to buy them while banning them for everyone else. So, reliable customer with practically unlimited funds = success.
Posted by: Methos
Yeah, as you said: These will be used exclusively by the military. Banned for civilians, just like a lot of military tech is banned for civilians.
But the whole reason people get excited about these things is that they all imagine that they themselves, i.e. the average person, will finslly get our "flying cars", or be able to "become Iron Man."
Ain't gonna happen.
If these advances were all just honestly characterized as just "the military is getting a new toy, off-limits to you," then the public generally wouldn't get excited or even care.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 03:17 PM (oraVG)
114
Damn. We are not far away from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare becoming a reality.
Posted by: Cool. And scary. at December 26, 2025 03:17 PM (TbWk/)
115
copying the old German 88s would be overkill though.
Pianos?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 26, 2025 03:19 PM (Kt19C)
116
110 SciVo - it comes down to the difference between "driver's license" and "driving privileges." Even if a scooter doesn't require a license, it may qualify as a vehicle that is illegal to operate if your driving privileges are suspended or revoked.
Lots of people miss that and are surprised when they get a ticket.
Posted by: PabloD at December 26, 2025 03:14 PM (aNzvb)
Frankly a lot of those laws are gay and retarded, and designed primarily for revenue generation.
Posted by: And for pretext stops, but that's another issue at December 26, 2025 03:19 PM (TbWk/)
117
And imagine gangs, whether just urban street thugs, or international cartels, with this tech.
Chaos would ensue.
Good script for a remake of 1979's The Warriors, though.
Posted by: zombie at December 26, 2025 03:20 PM (oraVG)
118
Jetpacks are preferable to flying cars, for sure.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:20 PM (77rzZ)
Someone reviving the Yakov Smirnoff act, but instead of making about USA vs Russia, he makes it about Red vs Blue states.
In your state, government fear you. In my state, you fear government. (laughter)
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 03:21 PM (CvEXk)
120
Elite special forces troops being dropped behind enemy lines on covert missions are to ditch their traditional parachutes in favour of strap-on stealth wings.
The lightweight carbon fibre mono-wings will allow them to jump from high altitudes and then glide 120 miles or more before landing - making them almost impossible to spot, as their aircraft can avoid flying anywhere near the target.
_DM 2006 no pic
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 03:21 PM (tDhVx)
121
Posted by: SciVo at December 26, 2025 03:11 PM (Sy6m
I don't think the cops are checking any licenses here for those things, in fact nearby we have newly painted bike lanes which take up a 1/4 of the road - I assume not to benefit regular bikes- but the motorized scooter crowd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2025 03:21 PM (ZeH0U)
122 Are those stupid college bowl games gonna start now?
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 03:22 PM (CvEXk)
Otoh, think of antiaircraft like a Bofors set up at the border...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 03:22 PM (bss/y)
124
If jetpacks are to be used by the hoi polloi, maybe investing in flak towers and artillery would be a gold mine. Guess copying the old German 88s would be overkill though.
Posted by: Punt Gun? at December 26, 2025 03:10 PM
2cm flak should do the trick. These things can't fly very high. Plus you can put out a $hit ton of bullets that can also double as drone killers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2025 03:23 PM (0N4FZ)
125
Gomez Addams is not mort. He's almost 96, living in Baltimore.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer...
Wow. Must be the last surviving cast member, then.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:23 PM (77rzZ)
126
It would be a bitch to be wearing one of those jetpacks and have it fail over water.
No thanks.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 03:24 PM (sXuPD)
127
126 It would be a bitch to be wearing one of those jetpacks and have it fail over water.
No thanks.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 03:24 PM (sXuPD)
I'd think it would be just as bad as asphalt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 03:25 PM (bss/y)
Legs:...do you know what we call flying soldiers on the battlefield?
Tino: Air support?
Legs: Skeet.
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 26, 2025 03:27 PM (R3yzU)
132
Joe don baker who was villain in dalton bonf and a sidekick with bosnan as well as glover the flaming spectre minion died this year
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 26, 2025 03:27 PM (bXbFr)
133
‘Hand me over my 12 gauge with steel # one buck, Rolf.’
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2025 03:28 PM (Slgjz)
134 It would be a bitch to be wearing one of those jetpacks and have it fail over water.
No thanks.
Posted by: n
Maybe it could be designed in such a way that it could be used as a flotation device.
Posted by: Bulg
If you don't just go for lighter-than-water, but lighter-than-air, you wouldn't even need much jet power!
Posted by: a hot-air balloon at December 26, 2025 03:28 PM (nhCoE)
135
Maybe it could be designed in such a way that it could be used as a flotation device.
Posted by: Bu
nah, those two seals drowned because they did not have enough buoyancy for the seal with gear when boarding form a ship, how much worse would it be with these added in. not to mention the impact injuries.
these have been around for years they are gimmicks.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 03:28 PM (sXuPD)
According to Wiki, it's "vaudeville actor Clarence Stroud (of 'The Stroud Twins' team)."
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:29 PM (77rzZ)
137
Our church has AA meetings and the lost drivers license drunk hobo crowd descends at dusk on their electric bikes and scooters like an Easy Rider scene.
Posted by: NCKate at December 26, 2025 03:29 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)
140
The mens clothing industry is engaging in
open enfaginaztion
now. It is nearly impossible to find khakis / chinos that do not have some faggy girl fabric such as spandex sewn into them.
Men do not wear stretchy pants outside the gym.
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 03:33 PM (sXuPD)
Never knew that.
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 03:25 PM (CvEXk)
His dad was Clarence Stroud. A vaudeville actor.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2025 03:34 PM (5xuJ/)
14296 Found it.
Wile E. Coyote: Acme Batman Suit (1956)
https://youtu.be/QHDO78QfLbE
Posted by: Chuck C at December 26, 2025 03:08 PM (D0HYP)
So much greatness, right there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
143 I don't think the cops are checking any licenses here for those things, in fact nearby we have newly painted bike lanes which take up a 1/4 of the road - I assume not to benefit regular bikes- but the motorized scooter crowd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Bike Lanes? FTS!
Seen them make "road improvements" by taking out fully paved shoulders that used to double as right turn lanes by putting dragon teeth curbing in to separate the travel lane from the shoulder. Then label the shoulder as a bicycle lanes.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2025 03:35 PM (/lPRQ)
144 Joe don baker who was villain in dalton bonf and a sidekick with bosnan as well as glover the flaming spectre minion died this year
Posted by: Miguel cervantes
MITCHELL!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 03:36 PM (pkeXY)
145
Elite special forces troops being dropped behind enemy lines on covert missions are to ditch their traditional parachutes in favour of strap-on stealth wings.
The lightweight carbon fibre mono-wings will allow them to jump from high altitudes and then glide 120 miles or more before landing - making them almost impossible to spot, as their aircraft can avoid flying anywhere near the target.
_DM 2006 no pic
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 03:21 PM (tDhVx)
***
Hmmmm...
That's a long way to go into enemy territory without some way of getting out.
Unless you aren't coming out.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2025 03:37 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
149 If you're an adult, the only respectable means of land transport are two legs, or four (or more) wheels.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:37 PM (77rzZ)
I miss my 3-wheeler.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
150
Yes, the movie took seriously the idea that we could escape an exploding sun by ... moving the entire Earth (with everyone still on it) some 4+ light years away to a new solar system, on a journey that would take 2,500 years. Yea ok.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 26, 2025 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
Larry Niven's Puppeteers, who are busy moving their five planets away from the Galactic Core Explosion, point and laugh at your amateur effort.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 03:01 PM (Apzx6)
________
Yes, but the Puppeteers are insanely technologically advanced. In the movie, it's regular humans of about our current technological capability moving the Earth. And yea, the book on which the movie is based seemed clearly to rip off Niven's idea of moving planets to escape a solar explosion.
151
>>>Having never seen Iron Man, I regard these as borderline too dangerous to use reliably.
The first Iron Man movie is pre Disney and holds up well to subsequent viewings. Somewhat politically incorrect like when he lights up a jihadi outpost with built in flame throwers and burns alive many terrorists.
Posted by: Max Power at December 26, 2025 03:39 PM (Qo/XF)
152
Flying cars are also bs. The tech isn't that difficult for various definitions of flying car. But the type certificate, manufacturing certificate, air traffic control, all of that is the big problem and no one has any plans to touch it.
The two biggest flight innovations in the future will probably be super sonic flight over land and air taxis from outlying feeder ports to central hubs. There are groups actively working the regulations for both.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2025 03:39 PM (3uBP9)
153
I do not have enough words to express my contempt for bike lanes, or the people who use them.
If you're an adult, the only respectable means of land transport are two legs, or four (or more) wheels.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:37 PM (77rzZ)
Ripping by a bike lane on a harley with turnout drag pipes is always worth a chuckle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 03:39 PM (snZF9)
154 Turbofan jet packs can fly for 10 minutes. The efficiency of the system is deceased by the high velocity of the jet exhaust. The purpose of the engine is to supply momentum -- how much energy is expended doing that depends on exhaust velocity. A larger mass of slower-moving air is better.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2025 03:40 PM (azNOR)
155 The two biggest flight innovations in the future will probably be super sonic flight over land and air taxis from outlying feeder ports to central hubs. There are groups actively working the regulations for both.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2025 03:39 PM (3uBP9)
They're supposed to be bringing the Concorde back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 03:40 PM (CvEXk)
157
It would be a bitch to be wearing one of those jetpacks and have it fail over water.
No thanks.
Posted by: n
I noticed that the "rifles" the jetpackers are carrying appear to be inert toys. Good thing, too. Can you imagine the paperwork you'd have to do if you lost a real gun in the ocean?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2025 03:40 PM (Apzx6)
158
I noticed that the "rifles" the jetpackers are carrying appear to be inert toys. Good thing, too. Can you imagine the paperwork you'd have to do if you lost a real gun in the ocean?
Posted by: Idaho
especially for the brits
Posted by: n at December 26, 2025 03:41 PM (2l5ed)
159
From russia with love was probably the first film with jet pack
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 26, 2025 03:41 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: ...Soothsayer... at December 26, 2025 03:41 PM (CvEXk)
161
If you're an adult, the only respectable means of land transport are two legs, or four (or more) wheels.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2025 03:37 PM (77rzZ)
I miss my 3-wheeler.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
I want a motorcycle again. Having sports cars though means that my brain always asks: 'Why do you need TWO impractical means of conveyance?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 03:42 PM (bss/y)
162
Limbaugh used to do a hilarious imitation of Ross Perot.
Perot would often get his message out via the Larry King Show. To wit:
But Mr. Perot, what will you do about global warming?
Larry, if we've got to move the Earth to another part of the Solar System, just do it.
Whatever it takes Larry. Just do it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 26, 2025 03:42 PM (2Ez/1)
163
>>> They're supposed to be bringing the Concorde back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
The problems are all regulatory in so far as flight over land. Specifically noise abatement, and allowed noise levels. There are methods for dealing with that and there needs to be research on the public perception of noise levels. And this is all in work.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2025 03:42 PM (3uBP9)
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As an old git what is too broke for a motor vehicle, bike lanes just piss off drivers.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 26, 2025 03:42 PM (Kt19C)
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Mayor Franpsycho promises to install TWO speed cushions in each bike lane for every one speed cushion in each auto lane.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 03:42 PM (I8Tp0)
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As an old git what is too broke for a motor vehicle, bike lanes just piss off drivers.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 26, 2025 03:42 PM (Kt19C)
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That's a feature not a bug.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 03:43 PM (I8Tp0)
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JetPacks appear to have limited and special usage.
More interesting are the 'batwing' powered parachutes enabeling combat ready personell to jump and glide/fly for miles to a designated destination.
Posted by: Braenyard
HAHO with a 50 mile away insertion point.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 03:43 PM (c115l)
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Brian Dennehy never starred in a jetpack movie. That pesky weight/thrust problem. He would have made an excellent flak tower, though.
Posted by: Casting Couch Would Be Large, Too at December 26, 2025 03:43 PM (oftw2)
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Yeah tonys energy weapon seems impractical phased plasma
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 26, 2025 03:43 PM (bXbFr)
Imma walk on the boat and then treat
Myself to lunch on the waterfront.
I’ll be at the bar if anyone wants to join me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 03:44 PM (SAKKj)
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They're supposed to be bringing the Concorde back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
The problems are all regulatory in so far as flight over land. Specifically noise abatement, and allowed noise levels. There are methods for dealing with that and there needs to be research on the public perception of noise levels. And this is all in work.
Posted by: banana Dream
When DFW Airport was built, there was a 15 to 20 mile buffer zone around the airport.
It needs to be made a law, when an airport is built, there is an automatic 20 mile buffer zone with no home being built inside that zone.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2025 03:45 PM (c115l)
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I’ll be at the bar if anyone wants to join me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 03:44
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Gimme a sec to put my pants on.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2025 03:47 PM (bQ4nt)
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It needs to be made a law, when an airport is built, there is an automatic 20 mile buffer zone with no home being built inside that zone.
Posted by: rickb223
Crap like this gets my goat!
Posted by: Airport-Adjacent Land Tycoon at December 26, 2025 03:48 PM (oftw2)
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I want a motorcycle again. Having sports cars though means that my brain always asks: 'Why do you need TWO impractical means of conveyance?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 03:42 PM (bss/y)
because..'merica.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 03:49 PM (snZF9)
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As an old git what is too broke for a motor vehicle, bike lanes just piss off drivers.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 26, 2025 03:42 PM (Kt19C)
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That's a feature not a bug.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2025 03:43
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Best was when they put bike lanes here the sewer grates were parallel to the curb. The few bikers tires would drop into the grates and they'd take a hard dive to the pavement.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2025 03:52 PM (bQ4nt)
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Best was when they put bike lanes here the sewer grates were parallel to the curb. The few bikers tires would drop into the grates and they'd take a hard dive to the pavement.
Posted by: olddog
Hahahahaha
We have had a couple bicyclists sue the city after they crashed HARD on the grated drawbridge decks. The designated bike lane is cement. But they chose to ride with the cars and wiped out bad.
Yes. They won million dollar Settlements.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2025 03:57 PM (QcDuD)
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Yes, yes … that flying stuff is all well and good, but how well will it (does it) stand up against heavy automatic weapons fire from multiple source points … ? Hmmm … ? This appears to be best suited for application against not necessarily 'soft' targets, but targets that are unable to counter incursion with heavy weapons fire. Wait … how many of those kinda points are there again … ? Impressive, but does not seem yet 'Ready for Prime Thyme' …
Posted by: Dr_No at December 26, 2025 04:00 PM (ayRl+)