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w00t
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (6wpGE) 2
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (Ia/+0) 3
!!
Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (c1D+3) 4
I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0) 5
Guten morgen, horde.
Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (c1D+3) 6
4 I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0) ewww Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE) 7
Hackers have been stealing high-profile Instagram accounts via the cunning plan of asking Instagram for them. (404 Media)
and people wonder why I avoid social media ... Of course, nobody would care about pictures of me. Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (3ZUWJ) 8
We don't have to worry about artificial intelligence when humans can't even master intelligence of our own.
Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:49 AM (c1D+3) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:49 AM (IFo2G) 10
Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (3ZUWJ
People wonder that? I I don't . I think social media is one of the worst inventions of humankind. From what I can figure out from reading various websites ,it seems to be mostly people insulting each other. I can get crabby and cranky, but I'd really rather insult people in person😉 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:51 AM (ix8EF) 11
I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0) - Could've been worse. Could've been Yoko. Or... Could've been Ella Emhoff. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:53 AM (IFo2G) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:54 AM (ix8EF) 13
Spouse and son and I went out for an ice cream the other night which was a take out place . We wanted to sit down, but there were people sitting at the tables outside and . A nice woman with a husband and an adorable little boy said, " You can sit with us if you like. I declined but that was so nice of her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:58 AM (ix8EF) 14
AI companies going public will really give the vulture (not a typo) capitalists a new feeding ground and will bring down the stock markets of the world when it all comes crashing down.
Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 05:03 AM (c1D+3) 15
Every pnce in awhile Garmin just doesn't want to find a location
Have a great day horde Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0) 16
And I got my hair cut. It had been a very long time. I ' ve known the stylist for over 30 years . She is a very nice person and good at her job. I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:05 AM (rZCVI) 17
Good morning all!
I spent around $200.00 on supplements on Amazon to combat my cancer tonight after talking with a friend that is winning his battle against it by taking them. In other news I'm looking for a new computer, probably a laptop as I no longer have the urge to build one. Pixy recommendations welcome for a mid range rig for mild gaming are most welcome. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (Q/FnY) 18
People wonder that?
Siblings and cousins use it to plan family dinners and such. Works for them, but as an outlier I can't attend anyway. Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (3ZUWJ) 19
Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (Q/FnY)
Prayers for Health & Healing, Gmac. And easy to swallow supplements. : -) Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (3ZUWJ) 20
16 And I got my hair cut. It had been a very long time. I ' ve known the stylist for over 30 years . She is a very nice person and good at her job. I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Funny that, I got mine cut Tuesday after a 5 month delay, I feel better about myself TBH. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (Q/FnY) 21
Crows! For ace.
Damin Toell retweeted O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr 11h I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king. Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:10 AM (6wpGE) 22
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: Zombie Johnny Horton at June 02, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw) 23
Thanks Adriane the Paranoid Critic!
Apricot seeds and a Bullet grinder will make them easier to digest. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:12 AM (Q/FnY) 24
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (Q/FnY
Wow; if I waited for that long, I would probably look like I had the white person version of huge Afro. I'm glad your haircut made you feel better Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:15 AM (Nx5jP) 25
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>>recommendations welcome for a mid range rig for mild gaming are most welcome. There really are only two laptops worth considering, the Lenovo Legion 5 and MSI Vector HX. The the vector has more raw horsepower, but it’s going to cost slightly more and it’s really a desktop shaped like a laptop in that it’s a big honking laptop that your not going to be taking anywhere and it’s going to have to be plugged in most of the time. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:26 AM (XV/Pl) Overnight Open Thread [06/01/2026]![]() Before all else, be armed.-- Niccolo Machiavelli It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.-- George Washington I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.-- Winston Churchill Liberty does not exist in the absence of morality.-- Edmund Burke Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.-- Adam Smith Here's Richie Havens playing Going Back To My Roots. Good music by an underrated singer. ![]() Whistleblower claims CIA used DNA data from Ancestry and 23andMe customers in search for aliens Jorjani claimed that he was alerted to this bug-hunting initiative by army veteran Lyn Buchanan, who claims he was a “psychic spy” with the CIA’s remote viewing program — which investigated whether individuals could use extrasensory perception to conduct recon on distant objects, events or people. Great movie lines! There are thousands, and these popped into my head in a matter of seconds. Have at it with your own favorites, although be warned, YouTube doesn't have all of them neatly cut out of the movies. One of my favorites is nowhere to be found: "Words...just words!" Identify it first and you get a Balsa Membership with Troll-B-Gon add-on. How dare you show your back to me! I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit Two days ago I saw a vehicle that'd haul that tanker It's just a flesh wound Glen took a dream vacation to Paris. He saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. He definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so he picked out the nicest restaurant he could afford. He was waiting for his table at the bar when the beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of him. It was in French, which he couldn’t read. When he was seated, he asked his waiter if he could tell him what it said. The waiter said, “Yes, of course, let me see it.” Upon reading it, the waiter had Glen forcibly removed from the restaurant. Now Glen was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant, trying to figure out what just happened. A police officer came by and asked what he was doing. Glen explained “Well, I came to take my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, the waiter had me forcibly removed from the restaurant.” “Hhmmmm…” said the police officer “You better let me see this note.” So Glen gave note to the police officer. Upon reading the note the officer put Glen under arrest. Glen was brought before a magistrate, where he protested “Your honor, I have done nothing wrong, I don’t know why I’m here. See I came to take my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, he had me forcibly removed from the restaurant. Then I was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant when a police officer came by, and after I let him see the note he put me under arrest.” “Bring this note forward.” Ordered the judge. Glen gave the note to the judge. Upon reading the note the judge ordered Glen to be exiled from France. Glen soon found himself on an airplane out of France back to America, which annoyed him as he still had several days left in his trip. A French businessman seated next Glen asked him, “So what’s your story?” Glen took a deep breath and then said “It started when I came to take my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, the waiter had me forcibly removed from the restaurant. Then I was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant when a police officer came by, and after I let him see the note he put me under arrest. I was subsequently brought before a judge, and when he saw the note, he ordered me to be exiled from France. And I still don’t even know what it says.” “That’s quite a tale.” Remarked the businessman. “Do you still have this note?” Glen did and he gave it to the businessman. Except, instead of telling Glen what it said, he paged a flight attendant over. The flight attendant read the note and then went to talk to the pilot. Upon reading the note, the pilot personally threw Glen out of the plane. Now the pilot wasn’t completely heartless, he did give Glen a parachute first. Glen didn’t see that it mattered too much one way or the other, as they were over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. However, as it happened, a ship was passing by and Glen was able to land right on it. Naturally Glen was brought before the captain, who wanted to know how Glen came to be on his ship. Glen explained “My story starts with what I thought would be my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, the waiter had me forcibly removed from the restaurant. Then I was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant when a police officer came by, and after I let him see the note he put me under arrest. I was subsequently brought before a judge, and when he saw the note, he ordered me to be exiled from France. And I still couldn’t believe it when the pilot of my plane found out what the note said he had me thrown out of the plane.” “Wow. That must be some note.” exclaimed the captain. “You must let me read it, I speak French.” “No,” replied Glen “I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to show it to anyone else.” Everyone was disappointed, but Glen was firm that no one would get to see this note. They found a bunk for Glen to stay in for the week-long trip to America. It was a cargo ship, and everyone else was working, so Glen thought that he ought to work as well even though no one asked him to. He helped prep food, serve and clean up in the mess hall. Everyone agreed that they were better off having Glen make the coffee. He was even offered a permanent position upon the ship. Of course people kept pestering Glen to see this famous note, but he kept it a secret. Towards the end of the journey, as he felt that he had gotten to know everyone and bonded with them, he decided that it would be ok to show the captain the note. Glen was immediately thrown overboard. He was close enough at this point that he could swim ashore to his home state of New Jersey. After getting home and cleaning himself up, Glen called his girlfriend. “Glen!” She cried “You weren’t on your return flight, I made so many phone calls, I had no idea what had happened, I thought you were dead!” Glen took a deep breath and began explaining. “As you know I went off on what I thought would be my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a rather unattractive bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, the waiter had me forcibly removed from the restaurant. Then I was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant when a police officer came by, and after I let him see the note he put me under arrest. I was subsequently brought before a judge, and when he saw the note, he ordered me to be exiled from France. And I still couldn’t believe it when the pilot of my plane found out what the note said he had me thrown out of the plane. I wouldn’t have survived except I had the luck to land on a passing ship. I didn’t want to show them the note, you understand, but for a week they badgered me to see it, and I still had no idea what it said, so I eventually let them see it. Inevitably once they saw it they threw me overboard. I still have the damn note--the paper is very good quality--and the mystery is killing me.” Glen’s girlfriend had some doubts about this story, but instead of directly calling Glen out about it, she offered “My uncle speaks French, we could ask him what it says.” So the two of them met and headed over to the uncle’s house. Glen told his story to the uncle--which we will omit here in the interest of time--and checked that there were no firearms in the house before handing over the note. The uncle said, “I can translate this for you, just let me get my reading glasses.” The uncle put the note down on the coffee table and went to get his glasses. Just then a gust of wind came through and blew the note out the window, and it was never to be seen again.
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hello, hello, hello
Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 09:58 PM (jOiUM) 2
Vienna calling
Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 09:59 PM (jOiUM) 3
I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z) 4
1st
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (g14+z) 5
Corgis summoned
Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (Sy6m/) 6
Evening.
Posted by: ballistic at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (oqH4h) 7
dang it now for the content
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (g14+z) 8
Good evening morons und danke CBD
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (RIvkX) 9
Roustabout
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:01 PM (M4gnG) 10
"Words...just words" is from Star Trek II.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2026 10:01 PM (CHHv1) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (CHHv1) 12
Meow
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (w3u3d) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (ixS3i) 14
Jorjani said Buchanan had informed him that former CIA analyst and UAP specialist Christopher “Kit” Green had devised a backdoor way of accessing 23andMe and Ancestry — uber-popular sites that break down users’ family trees — to screen users for a specific “genetic variance” linked to nonhuman beings.
==== State of California sued 23andMe last week for data security breaches. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX) 15
I don't know where the first quote came from. I know the rest of them.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (WNOcj) 16
It is far better to be alone, then to be in bad company. -- George Washington ____________ *looks around ONT* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (O0L8i) 17
"Words...just words" is from Star Trek II.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2026 10:01 PM (CHHv1) That guess is so shitty I am demoting you to a wet cardboard membership. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (iERP6) 18
That french thing was cruel.
Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (jOiUM) Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX) 20
Why would aliens submit their DNS to a human website? Because they want to connect to the internet? (It's an acronym joke) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:04 PM (ixS3i) 21
Words just words is related to one of the other quotes
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 10:04 PM (WNOcj) 22
It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Tex - Arkansas ...
Posted by: Adriane the Leadbelly Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 10:04 PM (3ZUWJ) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:05 PM (ixS3i) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:06 PM (M4gnG) 25
Texarkana Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:06 PM (ixS3i) 26
My dad said If I Had a Boat by Lyle Lovett was the stupidest song he had ever heard. I've always kind of liked it.
Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2026 10:06 PM (VJX5o) 27
"They live in like small towns in the [Colorado] Rockies..."
I've long been suspicious of many of the new "citizens" moving here...🤔 Good evening all! Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (uTEOj) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (qx7Zg) Posted by: Adriane the Leadbelly Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (3ZUWJ) 30
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
Posted by: The Black Knight at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (/HDaX) 31
I want my 2 dollars !!
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (WNOcj) 32
Richie Havens sounds like JJ is singing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX) 33
"Man, it's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (g14+z) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (gnNyN) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++) 36
a backdoor way of accessing 23andMe and Ancestry — uber-popular sites that break down users’ family trees — to screen users for a specific “genetic variance” linked to nonhuman beings.
= Any undercover alien wouldn't be using 23 & Me, unless it was trolling us. Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl) 37
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (bfy6w) 38
Glen needs to learn about Google translate.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Tpp9k) Posted by: Adriane the Leadbelly Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (3ZUWJ) 40
Luther Campbell?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (/HDaX) 41
> Whistleblower claims CIA used DNA data from Ancestry and 23andMe customers in search for aliens
--------------- State of California sued 23andMe last week for data security breaches. ======== We already know California is full of aliens.... what's the big deal? Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (jehhT) 42
>>Here's Richie Havens playing
My ex's sister was a friend of Richies. We're going to have a conversation someday about your music taste. Right after we discuss why you blow off oyster festivals while pretending English cooking is good. Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (TbUYH) 44
That alien story is the TV show Resident Alien. Also takes place in a small Colorado town.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (Tpp9k) 45
Wow...I am a CCR fan, but not familiar with that tune...so thanks!
Posted by: The Grateful at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (wR7HR) 46
I was on a plane once with a bunch of very tall, very blonde people who spoke a language that sounded odd to my American ears. They were definitely aliens. They'd been to Lake Powell on vacation, from Sweden, I think.
Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (VJX5o) 47
We're supposed to supply quotes?
And somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z) 48
Just then a gust of wind came through and blew the note out the window, and it was never to be seen again.
Well obviously - the note said "the carrier of this letter is a suspected Bonapartist!" So no self respecting Frenchman would have anything to do with him. The regular Frenchmen don't like him either. Posted by: Adriane the Count of Monte Cristo Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 10:13 PM (3ZUWJ) 49
Language Lessons. Inspiring words from a man who knows how to ski.
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (ohyUf) Posted by: RandomDave at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY) 51
Jorjani claimed that he was alerted to this bug-hunting initiative by army veteran Lyn Buchanan, who claims he was a “psychic spy” with the CIA’s remote viewing program — which investigated whether individuals could use extrasensory perception to conduct recon on distant objects, events or people.
Jorjani. 3 *** Sweet Jesus Lord! Will we never be rid of all that remote viewing bullsh*t? I knew many of the players back in the day. A complete crock of crap. Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re) 53
It WAS somewhat naive of Cameron to predict that Skynet would become selfaware on Windows 95 and Pentium servers.
Posted by: gKWVE 1997 at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s) 55
Well, this is some bullshit!
Posted by: Harry Vanderspeigle at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (/HDaX) 56
====
State of California sued 23andMe last week for data security breaches. Posted by: San Franpsycho --- PO'd they didn't get the information first? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:15 PM (M4gnG) 57
The French Note could have been better.
Needed about another 6 or 7 paragraphs . . . . . . Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re) It was a mistake. Posted by: Buddy at June 01, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z) 58
CCR bringing it!
Great selection. Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB) 59
I love how AI is going to be Terminator and it’s all one giant scam that is about to crash and burn.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (Tpp9k) 60
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (gnNyN) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (O0L8i) 62
If you never spent time around the cotton fields in the Mississippi Delta, bring some bug spray. I've been to Rosedale. My beloved grew up nearby. Have family buried there. And living there. Didn't meet the devil, but it is a hellhole with third world poverty. If you haven't seen it, you don't know.
Still, it has a je ne sai quote https://tinyurl.com/nbpk5kwf Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (icdz0) 63
Seen online...
Three men are on the run after raiding a fancy dress shop that specialises in 80's pop groups. The owners are hoping that they'll turn themselves into The Police. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (qx7Zg) 64
In my younger days, I would have been concerned with the Adam Smith quote. Not now. The side chosen, either vice or virtue, seems to result in lying or at least dimming of true purpose.
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (Jr+re) 65
Will we never be rid of all that remote viewing bullsh*t? I knew many of the players back in the day. A complete crock of crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB) ==== It's very 70s culty EST TM TV movie. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Mangy Cowboy at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (3ZUWJ) 67
The Far Side comic is interesting though. Also ahead of its time. The guy could be using a rationed cellphone in the Starlink era.
He's still fucked. Posted by: gKWVE 1997 at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (M4gnG) 69
The French Note could have been better.
Needed about another 6 or 7 paragraphs . . . . . . Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re) Still. That's four minutes of my life I'm not getting back. Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB) 70
Thanks for the ONT, CBD!
That joke about the trip to France was great! Surely novels will be written about what the note said... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1) 71
The Far Side comic is interesting though. Also ahead of its time. The guy could be using a rationed cellphone in the Starlink era.
He's still fucked. Posted by: gKWVE 1997 at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE) ----- His life raft is made of Chinesium. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (gnNyN) 72
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "No, not that one -- the gay one." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (ixS3i) 73
Glen needs to learn about Google translate.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Tpp9k) Or a French-English Dictionary. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (qx7Zg) 74
It was a mistake.
Posted by: Buddy *** POW *** Posted by: Mangy Cowboy at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (3ZUWJ) He hit Buddy! Come on girls! Posted by: Faggots at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (TbUYH) 76
I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z) * * * * *SNORT* Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1) 77
That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 01, 2026 10:19 PM (gpQ8/) 78
Thanks for the ONT, CBD!
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re) 79
Win ahh wuzz a little bitty baby
Mah mamma would a-rock me in da cradle In them old cotton fields back home *Thangya verra much* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:20 PM (u/oMr) 80
Liberty does not exist in the absence of morality.
-- Edmund Burke Or the absence of responsibility. Posted by: GWB at June 01, 2026 10:20 PM (kU0PQ) 81
"It's good to be the King."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (gnNyN) 82
60 "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (gnNyN) "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!" Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (qx7Zg) 83
65 Will we never be rid of all that remote viewing bullsh*t? I knew many of the players back in the day. A complete crock of crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB) ==== Paging, doctor Richard Alpert PhD. Richard Alpert to the red phone we have an emergency situation @ station PNW. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (M4gnG) 84
My dad said If I Had a Boat by Lyle Lovett was the stupidest song he had ever heard. I've always kind of liked it.
Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2026 10:06 PM (VJX5o) I always liked Bears. That was a cool song. https://tinyurl.com/ufk59d9j Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (icdz0) 85
That french thing was cruel.
Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (jOiUM) ==== The ending could have been worse, with the note being consumed by a shaggy dog. Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 10:22 PM (rj6Yv) 86
It's very 70s culty EST TM TV movie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX) Along with the "psychic" spoon-bending crap from a certain brigadier general I knew back then. It was hard enough being an army intelligence officer back then tracking Russians without having to live down that hocus-pocus horseshit. Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB) 87
Favorite movie line will always be delivered by the Duke:
"I'm not gonna hit ya. I'm not gonna hit ya. The hell I'm not." *WHACK* =McLintock! Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (dIske) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (O0L8i) 89
If I had a boat
I'd listen to Yacht Music Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (oq9dX) 90
King Biscuit Flower Hour > King Cotton
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (jehhT) 91
"Hey, do you know the way to Shell Beach?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (gnNyN) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr) 93
CCR has always been in my top three bands.
One of the best things to come out of California. Posted by: Case at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (8XBuM) 94
Ed Dames, "remote viewer" of Art Bell fame, died recently, I remember. March, I think. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb) 95
Along with the "psychic" spoon-bending crap from a certain brigadier general I knew back then. It was hard enough being an army intelligence officer back then tracking Russians without having to live down that hocus-pocus horseshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB) ===== Aaaahh Uri Geller? Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (RIvkX) 96
No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s) 97
Yesterday I discovered that one of my plum trees broke a branch because it had too many green plums on it. There is not much use for unripe plums, so I decided to pick them off the branch and turn them into "olives"
The first step is to soak them in brine for a week, then rinse and soak in brine for two months, and then pickle them in a vinegar pickle for a couple of days. You have the choice of keeping them in olive oil after that, or leave them in the pickle. Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (rbvCR) 98
Now we know where ABBA really came from.
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2026 10:25 PM (Q+gd/) 99
"You remind me of the babe. What babe? Babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:26 PM (gnNyN) 100
>>Wow...I am a CCR fan, but not familiar with that tune...so thanks!
I used to travel constantly for work. I always played this before I left. Good luck charm. https://tinyurl.com/bdzdtkvs Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 10:26 PM (viF8m) 101
Hopper didnt disappear- he was skinned alive!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2026 10:27 PM (zFsEm) 103
Kwai?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s) 104
Kwai Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:28 PM (ixS3i) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 10:28 PM (syz1S) 106
Elvis is not dead- he just went home.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:28 PM (zZu0s) 107
It is far better to be alone, then to be in bad company.
--------- And being in Bad Company is far better than being in Mott the Hoople. Posted by: Mick Ralphs at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (u/oMr) 108
Hello, Horde! I posted this downstairs, but I am reposting it here:
In medical news, I had my CT Scan this morning, then saw the oncology surgeon this afternoon. Everything looks good/stable - no new tumors, and the ones that are there have pretty much stayed the same or shrunk ever so slightly (so much so that it could just be user interpretation). No metastises seen, so that is good, too. Apparently I CAN stay on this protocol more than 6 months at a time, so we are going to continue to do fills with the medication, alternating with "placebo" fills every other 2 weeks as before. I will say that the doctor seemed QUITE pleased with my progress; I am not sure that when he first saw me 20 months ago that he thought that I would still be kickin' it all these months later. I have apparently responded EXTREMELY well to these protocols. Honestly, it's just luck of the draw - many others have been on these same meds and not had good results. Those prayers are working, folks! We are extremely grateful for each and every one of them. So good news all around! 😊♥️ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (SRRAx) 109
You see we started a game we never got to finish 'play for blood'? And this time, it's legal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (M4gnG) 111
Favorite movie line will always be delivered by the Duke:
"I'm not gonna hit ya. I'm not gonna hit ya. "I guess you think I'm kickin' ya, Bob..." Posted by: gKWVE 1991 at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (gKWVE) 112
You can't dust for vomit.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (wVcYX) 113
CCR has always been in my top three bands.
One of the best things to come out of California. Posted by: Case ...... I always thought they were born on the bayou. Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX) 114
Paging, doctor Richard Alpert PhD. Richard Alpert to the red phone we have an emergency situation @ station PNW.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (M4gnG) *** Him and that cocksucker Leary. Had an excellent troop in my platoon in Germany. Got a call one night. The kid wigged out. Sat straight up in bed and was gonzo. Had to medivac him back to the states. His buddy in high school years before had slipped him some LSD. He was fine for years then wham! Flashback. Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB) 115
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (gnNyN) 116
I suppose I should have mentioned to him that for whatever reason my body has always demonstrated an incredible will to live.
There has been more than one occasion when I should not have survived, but I was always blissfully unaware until long after the fact that I shouldn't have walked out of the hospital. I know the odds with this beast, but I think that I just want to stick around and keep the Bucket List Party going 😂😂😂 (Paul has clipped my wings a bit on that, but there aren't any blowout trips planned in the foreseeable future - just a couple of local concerts and shows where we won't be flying or staying in hotels) Can't blow through the kids' inheritance if I'm not here to spend the money, amiright? 🥳🥳🥳 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (SRRAx) 117
I thought it was common knowledge that the ten lost tribes were aliens and that DNA tests were superfluous.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (D1E+2) 118
I always thought they were born on the bayou.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX) -------- Nope. Berkeley-based. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:31 PM (u/oMr) Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB) 120
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (SRRAx) ==== b"h for good health. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX) 121
Hello. Thanks for a nice ONT smorgasbord, CBD
Haaalllp. I watched a 'strange, dark, and mysterious' video on YuteOob, then another, and my sidebar of suggestions is overflowing with them. And by strange dark and mysterious, I mostly mean artificial slop, bogus, and inconclusive. The only 'real' one was "Remains of missing Taos woman Melissa Casias found in Carson National Forest." Admiral Byrd Aired One TV Interview in 1954 What He Said About the Old World on Camera The Bells They Keep Finding in Coal Seams — Every One Is Made of the Same Alloy That Shouldn't Exist Mysterious Things Captured by Airport Security Cameras and so on. It's aliens. Nordics, naturally. Posted by: mindful webworker - Rudy and Mae - what a team-up at June 01, 2026 10:33 PM (kU8xu) Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country at June 01, 2026 10:33 PM (bfy6w) 123
God Bless you, Teresa! May you have many fun bucket list adventures ahead. ❤️
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 10:33 PM (icdz0) 124
Those prayers are working, folks! We are extremely grateful for each and every one of them.
So good news all around! 😊♥️ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, ---- 👍 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:34 PM (M4gnG) 125
Oh, How ordinawy
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 10:34 PM (w/O5Q) 126
So that's what a Berkeley accent sounds like.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:35 PM (oq9dX) 127
It's aliens. Nordics, naturally. Posted by: mindful webworker - Rudy and Mae - what a team-up Filthy Scandis Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:36 PM (ixS3i) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 10:36 PM (Cqx++) 129
> Can't blow through the kids' inheritance if I'm not here to spend the money, amiright? 🥳🥳🥳
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. ------- My reason for living. 😉 Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 10:36 PM (jehhT) 130
Uri Gellar was part of Stargate, for a while.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR) 131
I think Ancient Aliens had an episode or two on how aliens would come to Earth to bang some Terrans.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ) 132
CCR did a lot of great covers.
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (ZxPkt) 133
That pointless story about the French note was already ancient when I heard it in high school in the 1950s. The oldest known version is an 1896 story "The Mysterious Card" by Cleveland Moffett which can be read e.g. at Project Gutenberg or Wikisource. (Moffett wrote a sequel, "The Mysterious Card Unveiled", which purports to explain it.) A later (1937) story with the same theme is "The Most Maddening Story in the World" by Ralph Straus, which can be read at Project Gutenberg Australia. I don't know if I can post links here but these stories are discussed and links provided at scifi.stackexchange.com in answer to question 95027, "Short Story: Man has a Letter he can't read and nobody will translate it for him".
Posted by: bof at June 01, 2026 10:38 PM (wQY1T) 134
@NEWSMAX
· 3h A federal judge on Monday ordered the National Park Service to allow a liberal advocacy group to display an "86-47" flag near the National Mall, ruling that the message is protected political speech and does not constitute a threat against President Donald Trump. Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 10:38 PM (ZxPkt) 135
Haven't thought of Lyle Lovett in forever as I did not like to look at him. Maybe his music is good as I won't know. I did remember his brief marriage to big mouth Julia Roberts, which grossed me out at the time.
Then I remembered Renee Zelweger and Kenny Chesney's even briefer marriage. I didn't listen to him, either, because I also didn't like looking at him. He may have some good music as well. I have always wondered for a nanosecond per decade about these couples. These are my thoughts for June 1st. I am glad the Colorado aliens are blonde with blue eyes vs Somolian. I almost feel normal again after family virus/trip/exhaustion and vast irritation that I missed most of May. I remain irritated by the weird spring and my roses being as confused as I am about my world. I am unsure what this is going to mean for the rest of the year, but it's a sign. Thanks for the ONT and my source in this blog for normal people. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk) 136
Right after we discuss why you blow off oyster festivals while pretending English cooking is good.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m) Circumstances my dear boy... circumstances! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (iERP6) 137
Do you like movies about Gladiators?
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (D/6p1) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (zZu0s) 140
>>> 127
It's aliens. Nordics, naturally. Posted by: mindful webworker - Rudy and Mae - what a team-up Filthy Scandis Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:36 PM (ixS3i) Icebacks! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (R+iUD) 141
Aliens want to bang Texans?
Well that should be interesting. Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX) 142
>>>slipped him some LSD. He was fine for years then wham! Flashback.
Posted by: Diogenes --- They are redoing research using it for resolving PTSD and homosexuality illusions. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (M4gnG) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (zZu0s) 144
130 Uri Gellar was part of Stargate, for a while.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR) Project Stargate. You had me worried Gellar was part of the SG-1 series. Posted by: gKWVE 1998 at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (gKWVE) 145
141 Aliens want to bang Texans?
Well that should be interesting. --------- Come for the Devils Tower made out of mashed potatoes Stay for the anal probing Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (u/oMr) Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (3ZUWJ) 147
You see, Madam, how i make everything new?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (zZu0s) 148
141 Aliens want to bang Texans?
Well that should be interesting. Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX) Hank I got 2 greys and a lizard. Posted by: Wilbur T Texan at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (/+uur) 149
The French Note - Should have known. A tale with that much winding build-up could only be a shaggy dog tale.
Strange, dark, an mysterious. Posted by: mindful webworker - it was the handwriting at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (kU8xu) 150
> Can't blow through the kids' inheritance if I'm not here to spend the money, amiright? 🥳🥳🥳
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn --- As an only daughter of people with an inheritance they can blow through. I've always lived frugally. To their embarrassment at times. But I would rather have my folks than their money. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (icdz0) 151
That quote is a memorable moment from the classic sci-fi action film Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981). It happens during the scene where the refinery community's leader, Pappagallo, is trying to convince his people to make a dangerous break for the coast using the fuel tanker. A cynical member of the community named Big Rebecca shuts down his inspirational speech by telling him: "Words, just words. You're going to die for a pipe-dream." Immediately after she says it, the Warrior Woman speaks up to defend the plan, and Max (Mel Gibson) quietly starts prepping his shotgun, showing he's ready to drive the rig. Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (QVmho) 152
Teresa,
Great news! So happy to hear that you are stable and sticking around! You are an inspiration!! Tell Paul not to be such a party pooper. What else is on your bucket list? Remember, no regerts!!! Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (VCgbV) 153
And Paul should really hope the aliens who find us aren't horny, because he stands to be rejected not just by every woman on Earth but also in a 30-light-year radius.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE) 154
The establishment really really hates Trump
this judge is trying to hamstring the case against Comey Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt) 155
Zed's dead, baby.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (oq9dX) 156
>>> 149 The French Note - Should have known. A tale with that much winding build-up could only be a shaggy dog tale.
Strange, dark, an mysterious. Posted by: mindful webworker - it was the handwriting at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (kU8xu) Not always. Posted by: stayed lions at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (R+iUD) 157
Teresa, you are amazing. Keep firing on all cylinders, sweet lady.
We saw Seinfeld over a decade ago and worth the money. He was funny and a clean show. So glad you are kickin' that bucket list! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (WONhk) 158
...uh, I mean the troll Paul (or Sid), not this other Paul
Posted by: gKWVE cursing the timing at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE) 159
They ought to give me Wurlitzer prize
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur) 160
slipped him some LSD. He was fine for years then wham! Flashback.
Posted by: Diogenes --- They are redoing research using it for resolving PTSD and homosexuality illusions. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (M4gnG) *** What's old is new again. Sure, ptsd research gives it an acceptable cover. I wonder how many kids they'll fuck up this time? Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:44 PM (2WIwB) 161
“Madness!” From Bridge on that river I can’t spell Posted by: Javems How could the same senior British officer be imprisoned simultaneously in Thailand and Germany? ("The Bridge Over the River Kwai" and "The Great Escape". respectively.) Something tells me that those were not WWII documentary films after all. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:44 PM (ixS3i) 162
50 That's a Norm McDonald joke, isn't it?
Evening, Horde. Posted by: RandomDave at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY) My favorite: A frog goes into a bank to get a loan. https://youtu.be/kKvOjjZ4EaA Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 10:45 PM (Sy6m/) 163
Buttercup was born on a small farm in the country of Florin. Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
Yeah, it's really good. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (zZu0s) 164
"There ain't no iguanas."
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (Q+gd/) 165
>> two on how aliens would come to Earth to bang some Terrans.
That's a big part of a lot of that lore. There's a bunch of different strains of that lore. But the classic Sitchin Anunnaki version has of course, the Anunnaki creating humans by genetic engineering. And they were a bunch of horn dogs (The "sons of God" and "daughters of men"). Also, the female Anunnaki dug the human Paolos big time, too. And the Nordic/Tall-White (Pleiades/Lyra) females are basically some sci-fi horny nerd type of fantasy. Think Natasha Henstridge or Syndey Sweeny playing tall hot she-aliens. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (w6EFb) 166
The French Note
CBD is as cruel as ace Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (6U1c2) 167
People in the South embraced CCR as our own, still do.
You may hear them at any time come blasting over the radio. I heard "It Came Out Of The Sky" just the other day. Love that song, it's funny. Posted by: Case at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (8XBuM) 168
Kwai sounds right. On my phone so I can’ credit
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (zFsEm) 169
Come for the Devils Tower made out of mashed potatoes
Stay for the anal probing Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (u/oMr) === Say what now? Posted by: Richard Dreyfus at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX) 170
Napoleon Dunamite>>>>>Mystic Pizza.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (A5RD0) 171
But CRC solved a lot more homework ... Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic There's a call back to the fusty and musty past! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (ixS3i) 172
@43. "I caught you a delicious bass"
"Do the chickens have large talons?" "Don't be mad cuz I've been chatting with babes online all day" "Bow to your Sensai... BOW TO YOUR SENSAI!" Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 01, 2026 10:47 PM (kOluj) Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:47 PM (QVmho) 174
How about a nice game of chess?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:47 PM (2WIwB) 175
Well, the start was wonderfully lyrical and true.
By the end I didn't know what to think. So, this ONT fits right in with the rest of my life right now. Kudos, I suppose. Posted by: jocon307 at June 01, 2026 10:48 PM (EuROc) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 10:49 PM (iERP6) 177
"I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:50 PM (gnNyN) 178
The establishment really really hates Trump
this judge is trying to hamstring the case against Comey Posted by: Don Black Wonder what the judge would think if somebody put "86 Da Judge" on his house? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 10:50 PM (/lPRQ) 179
One man one boat!
Posted by: Elbridge Gerry at June 01, 2026 10:50 PM (rgnea) 180
Her favorite pasttimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy who worked there. His name was Wesley- but she never called him that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (zZu0s) 181
I think Ancient Aliens had an episode or two on how aliens would come to Earth to bang some Terrans.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ) If their females look like Seven of Nine I'll leave the light on for them. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (3ZUWJ) 183
And you lot let TJM troll you... Pigman: "Gene Hackman and Michael Caine in the same movie. A Bridge Too Far. With this, my thesis is complete. I can now turn off the TV... and go to sleep." Gutter: "Man, you've been in those pajamas for three semesters." Pigman: "That's okay. I'm going to sleep for four." Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (QVmho) 184
>> If their females look like Seven of Nine I'll leave the light on for them.
That's what the female Nordics are supposed to look like, of course. And quite tall. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb) 185
I was driving the spawn to the range this afternoon and while we were driving I notice some movement near the bottom of my dash... there was a small garter snake under my hood and it decided to peep out and see what was going on. I pulled over when I could and popped my hood to find the little guy but I couldn't find it. I hope he found a good place to drop to the ground and he's ok.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV) 186
Straits cover of Middle Age Crazy is damn nice
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur) 187
One man takes the rifle. The other waits. When the man with the rifle is killed, the other man picks up the rifle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (zZu0s) 188
Can’t see either
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2026 10:54 PM (zFsEm) 189
Non!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:54 PM (1Ff7Z) 190
Mah mamma would a-rock me in da cradle
In them old cotton fields back home *Thangya verra much* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:20 PM (u/oMr) ******************* Dat should be "dem" old cotton fields *Resident Redneck and Ebonics Translator I found a little tiny spiral bound notebook from 4th grade that I think should be published in all the weirdness of my then mindset. It has pages of "foreign" auto plates invading our neighborhood. A brief spy week or two with my brother. A mention of a birthday party and I was NOT inviting Carol Ross (whoever she was and unsure what she did to me). Plus drawings of various Barbie type women with bullet boobies. One of a RN in a cap holding a baby (I was a newborn nurse decades later but did not wear my cap with scrubs...a foretelling). The entire lyrics of My Old Kentucky Home appear for reasons unknown. That made me laugh as well. I am saving it for my sons to find after I blast off to heaven someday. I was one weird little girl and one of my granddaughters may be a lot like me in spirit and looks, which should scare people. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:54 PM (WONhk) 191
>> If their females look like Seven of Nine I'll leave the light on for them.
That's what the female Nordics are supposed to look like, of course. And quite tall. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb) My electric bill is going to take a hit. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 10:54 PM (snZF9) 192
Marcia Lucas, the woman who saved "Star Wars", passed away on May 27. I bet ol' George still feels a sting that she earned an Oscar for her work on that film and he did not. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:55 PM (ixS3i) 193
One man takes the rifle. The other waits. When the man with the rifle is killed, the other man picks up the rifle. Posted by: Aetius451AD Enemy at the gates. Shouted through a megaphone by a Soviet zampolit who is distributing weapons to the troops Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:56 PM (QVmho) 194
Bilbo Baggins! Do not think me a conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you!
I'm trying to help you. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (zZu0s) 195
I took Kyle B death quite hard.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (/+uur) 196
I couldn't find it. I hope he found a good place to drop to the ground and he's ok.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV) ************************* Very nice of you. I would have screamed, possibly wrecked the car, or if I lived would make sure I ran over it several times. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (WONhk) 197
I think Ancient Aliens had an episode or two on how aliens would come to Earth to bang some Terrans.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ) "Earth Girls Are Easy" Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (UNIfT) 198
ChristyBlinkyTheGreat,
lol! 😂 Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 10:58 PM (VCgbV) 199
"Most people get off the train at regularly scheduled stops. That's why they're called 'Stops'. They don't throw themselves from the train." - Charles Grodin, Midnight Run
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at June 01, 2026 11:00 PM (tRYqg) 200
Very nice of you.
I would have screamed, possibly wrecked the car, or if I lived would make sure I ran over it several times. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (WONhk) They had guns in the car. I would have shot it before and after I ran it over. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 11:00 PM (snZF9) 201
Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.
-- Adam Smith CSL “Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:00 PM (/+uur) 202
164 "There ain't no iguanas."
Posted by: davidt --- Is it an iguana tale or an iguana tail. What would they do? https://tinyurl.com/247b8nnv Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 11:01 PM (M4gnG) 203
There's a bunch of different strains of that lore. But the classic Sitchin Anunnaki version has of course, the Anunnaki creating humans by genetic engineering. And they were a bunch of horn dogs (The "sons of God" and "daughters of men"). Also, the female Anunnaki dug the human Paolos big time, too.
- I think it's worth a reminder that the Biblical take on those events is rather less positive about that interaction than most of the ancient cultures. Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2026 11:01 PM (vSvIl) 204
"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
"They can't do that to our pledges.... only we can do that to our pledges" "I gotta work on my game". "No, don't think of it as work... the whole idea is just to relax and have fun" "Have a beer.... don't cost nothin'" Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 01, 2026 11:01 PM (kOluj) 205
"Most people get off the train at regularly scheduled stops. That's why they're called 'Stops'. They don't throw themselves from the train." - Charles Grodin, Midnight Run Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways Love that movie, too bad it has thatdamned commie Diniro* in it. *deliberate misspelling to micro agress that asshole Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:02 PM (QVmho) Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:02 PM (/+uur) Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:02 PM (/+uur) 208
It is far better to be alone, then to be in bad company.
-- George Washington Than. Than. Than. "Then" makes this statement much different. Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ) 209
What would you say you do around here?
Laden or unladen? Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday... Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 11:03 PM (VCgbV) Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:04 PM (viF8m) 211
I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards. I notice you don't spend too much time there. I'm not quite sure where they are. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:04 PM (/+uur) 212
Alien and Monty Python something something Holy Grail. What would have saved beeeeelions of dollars, "What kind of a load do you use in that .44?" "Its a light Special. In this size pf a gun it gives me more control and less recoil than a .357 Magnum with wadcutters."
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (YlWIZ) 213
Well obviously - the note said "the carrier of this letter is a suspected Bonapartist!"
No, see, 'cause then that would be a DUMAS joke. And we do Dumas jokes all the time. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (zdLoL) 214
I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards. I notice you don't spend too much time there. I'm not quite sure where they are. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:04 PM (/+uur) Caddyshack was great. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (snZF9) 215
"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son" "They can't do that to our pledges.... only we can do that to our pledges" "I gotta work on my game". "No, don't think of it as work... the whole idea is just to relax and have fun" "Have a beer.... don't cost nothin'" Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher Dean John Wormer (played by John Vernon) Eric "Otter" Stratton (played by Tim Matheson) Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) and Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) Stan (played by John Cazale) Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (QVmho) 216
208 It is far better to be alone, then to be in bad company.
-- George Washington Than. Than. Than. "Then" makes this statement much different. Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ) IHOP Breakfast Anytime OK Ill have the French Waffles in the War of the Roses. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:06 PM (/+uur) 217
Theresa in Fort Worth! Yea!!! Great news!! So happy to hear!
Posted by: Iris at June 01, 2026 11:06 PM (286+n) 218
"Deserves got nothing to to with it."
And perhaps someone will indulge me. I seem to recall Higgins saying to Magnum in the original series something like "Do try to keep up Magnum" I sure can't find anything like that searching the web. Posted by: PaleRider at June 01, 2026 11:07 PM (PV+Zw) 219
Stan (played by John Cazale)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (QVmho) ---------- Last one was Blutarsky (Belushi) - when they walked into the toga party Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 01, 2026 11:07 PM (kOluj) 220
No, see, 'cause then that would be a DUMAS joke.
And we do Dumas jokes all the time. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver Ah well. Like father, like son ... : -)) Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 11:07 PM (3ZUWJ) 221
What would you say you do around here? Laden or unladen? Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday... Posted by: lin-duh is offended Bob Slydell (played by John C. McGinley) King Arthur (played by Graham Chapman) Bill Lumbergh (played by Gary Cole) Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:08 PM (QVmho) 222
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:09 PM (/+uur) 223
I specifically asked for no salt.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 01, 2026 11:09 PM (R+iUD) 224
Max (Mel Gibson) quietly starts prepping his shotgun, showing he's ready to drive the rig.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (QVmho) ************************ I fell in love with young Mel and love that movie. Old Mel ain't so bad either, altho I don't like his beard (he didn't ask me). He's still high on my list. By all accounts he's much fun with his female costars. I love a wicked man with blue eyes. Also my wicked blonde husband with green eyes. Tonight he examined the remains of my cooking chicken with ligonberry sauce for his highness.I screwed up and did not saute the chicken breasts in the same pan as the veg. So I had to use two pans to brown the chicken and it left a breaded mess and I poured water in that to lessen the ordeal later of clean up. At first he thought I'd had an episode and the 1" water was oil. He was very calm about it all, wondering briefly of disposal, and I had to laugh. I've been weird for weeks post near cholera but not THAT weird to brown chicken in an inch of oil. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 11:09 PM (WONhk) 225
>>"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
One of the guys I used to race with got the nickname in college FID. He was the rep for a beer company on campus. He partied a lot. Dean of Students called him fat, ignorant and drunk, FID. He was very thin. Good sailboat racer too. Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:11 PM (viF8m) 226
Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:11 PM (/+uur) 227
Last one was Blutarsky (Belushi) - when they walked into the toga party Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher Can't be right all the time. Gotta maintain that troll-ish persona. Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:12 PM (QVmho) 228
That's what the female Nordics are supposed to look like, of course. And quite tall. Posted by: publius Julie Newmar Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:12 PM (Cqx++) 229
Confound it! The batteries are dead!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:13 PM (1Ff7Z) 230
is it a movie quote thread? If so, I have failed to read the room.
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 11:13 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: Graham Platner at June 01, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur) 232
Seriously late to this party…
But my favorite movie line goes something like this: “Great! I’ve got a Trig final tomorrow, and we’re being chased by Guido the killer pimp!” Or something along those lines. Classic, no matter what the iteration… Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01, 2026 11:13 PM (HZfH/) 233
I vaguely remembered something (probably from Art Bell/Coast-to-Coast AM stuff) about a supposed photo of a female Nordic. And it was more, well, alien and otherwordly than the sex fantasy versions. Well, I found this example: t.ly/p8xZf Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 11:14 PM (w6EFb) 234
From the same somewhat obscure movie:
"What's THAT for? Date night in the barrio? Daddy would've got me an Uzi." "It's been 3 days and he hasn't made a pass at either one of us. He's either a gentleman or a fag. What are the odds?" Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:15 PM (RCjYY) 235
So many great movies, so many great lines but only a few come to mind:
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow" - scandalized movie audiences in the 1940's "My mama didn't raise me to be makin no guesses in front of any yankee officers" (might be off a little) "Shoot - feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this" Same movie and character as above: "I been to two state fairs and a rodeo and I ain't never heard anything that crazy" Same actor, different movie: "Somebody go back and get us a s***load a dimes" From the same movie frequently quoted here at AoS Hq: "Where de white wimmin at?" Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:16 PM (QGaXH) 236
Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. Posted by: r hennigantx Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway (played by Clint Eastwood). On the beer don't cost nothing.... didn't Pauli say that in Rocky? Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:16 PM (QVmho) 237
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And you lot let TJM troll you... Pigman: "Gene Hackman and Michael Caine in the same movie. A Bridge Too Far. With this, my thesis is complete. I can now turn off the TV... and go to sleep." Gutter: "Man, you've been in those pajamas for three semesters." Pigman: "That's okay. I'm going to sleep for four." Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (QVmho) Shower Scene Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 11:16 PM (w/O5Q) 238
"My mama didn't raise me to be makin no guesses in front of any yankee officers" (might be off a little)
Horse Soldiers? Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:18 PM (1Ff7Z) 239
We have very little choice about our life. The only thing really left us is a choice about our death. And mine will be... glorious!
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:18 PM (/+uur) 240
"What's THAT for? Date night in the barrio? Daddy would've got me an Uzi." It's been 3 days and he hasn't made a pass at either one of us. He's either a gentleman or a fag. What are the odds?" Posted by: mnw Night of the comets, and the fag was Janeway's #1 in one of the shitty ST spin off series. Chacote? Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho) 241
On the beer don't cost nothing.... didn't Pauli say that in Rocky?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:16 PM (QVmho) Bluto Aminal House Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (/+uur) 242
From a film, but I can only give you the punchline, because the setup is un-printable, even here:
"Then I'll just have a Coke." Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (RCjYY) Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: 13times at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (cZPj9) 246
Its ok Taggert
They're just hanging a man and his horse Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:20 PM (/+uur) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (M4gnG) 248
We have very little choice about our life. The only thing really left us is a choice about our death. And mine will be... glorious! Posted by: r hennigantx The Purifier (played by Linus Roache). Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (QVmho) 249
Belushi was great in Animal House. I loved that movie. They were all great. I may have to watch it again this summer. Gone too soon.
Our Saturday night date was the original years of SNL with the best cast (in my opinion). We named our first puppy Gilda. We worked weekends. I would give the 11-7 charge RN report from my shift, then we'd blast off to our house to make sure we were loaded up for the first of the show. I LOVED THEM! Perfection! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk) 250
Norm McDonald shaggy dog jokes are better. Or worse, depending on how you look at that kind of thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:22 PM (edUvp) 251
From a film, but I can only give you the punchline, because the setup is un-printable, even here: "Then I'll just have a Coke." Posted by: mnw The Boondock Saints. The joke is told by Rocco (played by David Della Rocco) Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:23 PM (QVmho) 252
Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ)
Good catch! I cut and pasted it (I think) and I should have caught that! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 11:23 PM (iERP6) 253
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Correct. ("Night of the Comet") I think you win the movie quote contest, Bif. Do you do anything else besides watch movies? Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:23 PM (RCjYY) 254
The note held a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo. We will ask the questions! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 11:23 PM (qx7Zg) Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:24 PM (RCjYY) 256
It's 6:50 AM in Tehran, no bombing tonight, sigh.
Maybe next weekend. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (M4gnG) ===== What if they gave a war but no one came? Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX) 257
We have very little choice about our life. The only thing really left us is a choice about our death. And mine will be... glorious!
Posted by: r hennigantx Although not many realize it, that's the actual theme of Bubba Hotep. It's well hidden, but it jumps out at the end. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:24 PM (edUvp) 258
Now youse can't leave.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m) 259
The Purifier (played by Linus Roache).
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (QVmho) close Evil Knevil Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur) 260
158 ...uh, I mean the troll Paul (or Sid), not this other Paul
Posted by: gKWVE cursing the timing at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE) The walrus is Paul Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:26 PM (QGaXH) 261
Although not many realize it, that's the actual theme of Bubba Hotep. It's well hidden, but it jumps out at the end.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:24 PM (edUvp) I was just quoting Evil Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:26 PM (/+uur) 262
Do you do anything else besides watch movies? Posted by: mnw Until 2004, when Junior-ette showed up to two married for twenty years 40 year olds with spare entertainment cash flow? Nope, that's damned near all we did. She was our 20th anniversary surprise and put a screeching halt to a movie every weekend. Little turd tapper took all the entertainment budget too. Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:26 PM (QVmho) 263
I took LDS-25 63 years ago.
Make of that what you will. Something which may explain the difference - I was a lab guinea pig and what I was given was pure Sandoz (the Swiss Lab that invented the stuff. Lots of the streets hit was exactly that - shit. It contained a lot of unintended analog, and other chemicals. DMT, DOM (STP), MDA... there are all sorts of psychoactive sold on the street, some accidentally adulterated, some deliberately. I have no doubt that some people are fucked up.from using psychoactives, but I'm a counterexample for the "it's all terrible" claims. Posted by: buddhaha at June 01, 2026 11:26 PM (PC+XL) 264
One of my all time favorite movie lines, which seems kinda topical right now, is "Anybody else wanna negotiate?"
best one word movie line is "EVERYONE!!!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:27 PM (edUvp) 265
Night of the Comet was fun. Chakote. One of the chicks was on Ryan's Hope.
I don't do movie quotes. We are on the front porch shooting nuisance raccoons. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 11:27 PM (icdz0) 266
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What if they gave a war and nobody came? What if they gave a war, and the other side showed up, but we didn't? Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:28 PM (RCjYY) Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:28 PM (QVmho) 268
Seriously late to this party…
But my favorite movie line goes something like this: “Great! I’ve got a Trig final tomorrow, and we’re being chased by Guido the killer pimp!” Or something along those lines. Classic, no matter what the iteration… Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01 Adventures in Babysitting? Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2026 11:28 PM (lCppi) Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:28 PM (edUvp) Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:29 PM (/+uur) 271
I don't do movie quotes. We are on the front porch shooting nuisance raccoons.
Ooh. Need company? I can bring beer… Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01, 2026 11:29 PM (HZfH/) 272
My girlfriend sucked 36 cocks!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:29 PM (zZu0s) 273
One of my all time favorite movie lines, which seems kinda topical right now, is "Anybody else wanna negotiate?"
best one word movie line is "EVERYONE!!!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo Didn't the fith element use a branch of that? Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (QVmho) 274
“Great! I’ve got a Trig final tomorrow, and we’re being chased by Guido the killer pimp!”
The Freshman ??? Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (3ZUWJ) 275
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Shower Scene Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls Porky's? Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho) I prefer the shower scene in American History X. Posted by: Graham Platner at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (yfRPb) Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (HZfH/) 277
Nuisance Raccoons opened for the Animals at the Cow Palace 1971.
Posted by: the concert dude at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (cZPj9) Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (/+uur) Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (U/Byj) 280
256 It's 6:50 AM in Tehran, no bombing tonight, sigh.
Maybe next weekend. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (M4gnG) ************************** I think Trump is playing with them, showing the world how diplomatic he is and he tried, but you can't deal with terrorists and then BOOMS. Maybe the special stealth ones from space and they won't know what hit them til the nuke dust and shreds of turbans settle. That's what I hope for at any rate. It ain't over. Tousi was off today. Last weekend I thought he was waiting for the Sauds to quit pacing the rock of Mecca for Eid or a goat eating holiday to go home. It sounds dreadful, the circles of where germs originate for the next virus explosions. I am sure it is very stinky and nasty. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (WONhk) 281
Ooh. Need company?
I can bring beer… Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01, 2026 11:29 PM (HZfH/) *fistbump* They don't spook too easy, but don't show up all noisy and such. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (icdz0) 282
“Great! I’ve got a Trig final tomorrow, and we’re being chased by Guido the killer pimp!” Posted by: Gunslinger Adventures in Babysitting? Posted by: LASue Risky Business! Character: Miles Dalby (played by Curtis Armstrong, who went on to play Booger in Revenge of the Nerds). Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (QVmho) 283
Didn't the fith element use a branch of that?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at Jun The top one is fifth element. Bottom one is Gary Goldman in Leon or The Proffessional. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (zZu0s) 284
'Lighten up Francis!"
Posted by: profligatewaste at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (6nLUO) 285
Didn't the fith element use a branch of that?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (QVmho) Gary Oldman's Zorg is one of the most entertaining villains of all time. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (edUvp) 286
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I remember that movie quite well, but I can't think of the name of it. "Now youse can't leave" IS a memorable line. Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (RCjYY) 287
"Woof"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (u/oMr) 288
Until 2004, when Junior-ette showed up to two married for twenty years 40 year olds with spare entertainment cash flow? Nope, that's damned near all we did. She was our 20th anniversary surprise and put a screeching halt to a movie every weekend. Little turd tapper took all the entertainment budget too.
Posted by: BifBewalski ---- In my family, that's referred to as the "September Surprise". I have a cousin who is 17 years younger than her sister, and 19 year younger than her brother. Posted by: buddhaha at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (PC+XL) 289
First time I dropped acid I had a corporate finance class the next morning and flashbacks throughout. The classroom had those newfangled whiteboard things and the professor was drawing curves and equations in colors. It most stimulating.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (RIvkX) 290
You're under arrest, Joe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (zZu0s) 291
277 Nuisance Raccoons opened for the Animals at the Cow Palace 1971.
Posted by: the concert dude at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (cZPj9) Best band eva as no one know there identities Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (/+uur) 292
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:34 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:35 PM (QVmho) 294
238 "My mama didn't raise me to be makin no guesses in front of any yankee officers" (might be off a little)
Horse Soldiers? Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:18 PM (1Ff7Z) 'She Wore a Yellow Ribbon' Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:35 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:35 PM (RCjYY) 296
You're new on Harry's team, aren't you?
Yes. Yes, sir. So in what way do you think the... slack i cut him in any way extends to you? *gestures with knife* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:36 PM (zZu0s) 297
Shower Scene
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls Porky's? Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho) I prefer the shower scene in American History X. Posted by: Graham Platner at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (yfRPb) *** Starship Troopers Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB) 298
Correct, mnw. Both of the lines I put up.
Bryan Brown had most of the great lines of the many in that movie. Which I highly recommend to those who've never seen it. A small, quiet masterpiece of sorts. Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj) 299
I didnt realize we were supposed to be guessing, I just thought we were quoting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:37 PM (zZu0s) 300
Did that make you grow a beard and start quoting Brigham Young?
Posted by: Tom Servo ------ I've had a beard for about 45 years, and I'm surrounded by Mormons here in N AZ, but B. Young of the 56 Wives is not a source I use. Posted by: buddhaha at June 01, 2026 11:39 PM (PC+XL) 301
Gary Oldman's Zorg is one of the most entertaining villains of all time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (edUvp) Gary Oldman is my favorite actor. He has been in some crap movies. He's been in so-so movies. He's been in some fuckin' great movies. He was always magnetic. Sigh. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 11:39 PM (icdz0) 302
Don't recall the actors names or the real-life equivalents' names, but the senior British officers in The Great Escape and Bridge on the River Kwai were not the same actors (well, I remember Alec Guiness as that character).
Both movies depicted real events, to a point. Escape was much closer to the history, though still modified for movie purposes. There was a bridge on the river Kwai in Thailand, but it wasn't like the one portrayed in the movie, IIRC. It was a low, partly steel bridge with cement piers. Thailand (I believe) actually renamed a stretch of a river Kwai to sort of match up the movie and real history. A fascinating true story involves one of the Japanese army overseers and a British officer captive. The Brit officer testified at the Japanese officer's post-war tribunal, to support clemency. Don't recall the details but it was one of those "where do we find such people?" events. Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 11:41 PM (U/Byj) 303
286 258
I remember that movie quite well, but I can't think of the name of it. "Now youse can't leave" IS a memorable line. Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (RCjYY) A Bronx Tale Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:41 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:41 PM (O7rK+) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:43 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:44 PM (QGaXH) 307
'She Wore a Yellow Ribbon'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:35 PM (QGaXH) Ah. I was thinking it was the two deserters in THS. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:44 PM (1Ff7Z) 308
"Heil me. Heil me!!"
Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2026 11:45 PM (lCppi) 309
Now youse can't leave.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m) Spiderman? The cage match? The best response that comes to mind is "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me" Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2026 11:45 PM (vSvIl) 310
Don't recall the actors names or the real-life equivalents' names, but the senior British officers in The Great Escape and Bridge on the River Kwai were not the same actors (well, I remember Alec Guiness as that character). James Donald was a British officer in both movies. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:45 PM (Cqx++) 311
I didnt realize we were supposed to be guessing, I just thought we were quoting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:37 PM (zZu0s) Wasn't sure either. Mine were easy but no one tried guessing. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:45 PM (1Ff7Z) 312
One of my favorite Lyle Lovett songs (written by Townes vanZandt:
https://tinyurl.com/IfINeededYouLyleLovett ********* Movie lines: If you weren't all those things, do you think Vic would be out this afternoon getting you a gun permit? A gun permit? I don't need a gun permit! You have to have one if you're going to be carrying a gun. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (SRRAx) 313
301 BSM
Gary Oldman was fantastic in a a small, largely forgotten film called "The Firm." If you're a big Oldman fan I think you'd enjoy it-- if you can find it. He made it before he got famous. Be warned, though: it's about soccer hooligans. (Not to be confused with a big Hollywood cast iron turkey of the same name, about an evil law firm.) Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (RCjYY) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (O7rK+) 315
It would be unbecoming if I did not supply some of the best quotes from Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, where I used shock collars and veterinary supplies to force Nick Cage to deliver lines like these.
Terence (Cage): Shoot them again! Deshun: What for? Terence: Their souls are still dancing! Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (3SVXD) 316
We’re gonna need a shitload of dimes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (O7rK+) 317
I got threes and a gun
Evil Roy Slade. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (O7rK+) It's Flossie! Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (1Ff7Z) 318
We're going to Jersey?
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (ZxPkt) 319
That’s no moon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (O7rK+) 320
Evening, CBD and ONT Horde. Back home at Peon Manor. Cat cuddle interfering with typing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++) 322
Well, that's just dumb and stupid.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:49 PM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:50 PM (O7rK+) 324
There's evil in my heart and in my hands, in my eyes—and a lot in my feet, I love kicking
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:51 PM (O7rK+) 325
Gary Oldman was fantastic in a a small, largely forgotten film called "The Firm." If you're a big Oldman fan I think you'd enjoy it-- if you can find it. He made it before he got famous. Be warned, though: it's about soccer hooligans.
(Not to be confused with a big Hollywood cast iron turkey of the same name, about an evil law firm.) Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (RCjYY I saw that one. He was a football hooligan with a family. It had his first wife in it too, if I recall. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 11:51 PM (icdz0) 326
It's not the years honey, it's the mileage.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 11:52 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 11:52 PM (SRRAx) 329
The most obscure movie I've seen was the Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob (1973). It had some funny parts.
Now the islamic peaceful religion would burn the theater down and jihad the entire cast and crew (I saw it on Amazon Prime). The only B movies I did not see were on a few HS dates to drive in movie wrestling matches. We saw Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid at a drive in with my no longer best friend and her brother. The only movie I can recall from a drive in because no one was trying to maul me. I still can't figure out why my first date stuck his tongue in my ear at a drive in when I was trying to eat popcorn and drink my Coke. I wanted to inform the poor boy that I clean my own ears, thanks. If it was magic to turn me on it backfired spectacularly. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 11:53 PM (WONhk) 330
Back home at Peon Manor. Cat cuddle interfering with typing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Home again, home again. Good Evening, JF ... Glad all went well. Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 11:53 PM (3ZUWJ) 331
Sweet kitty. Give scratches from me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:50 PM (O7rK+) Ear skritches duly given. Alberta is very soggy. Several inches of rain in past 2 days. Drove in rain and fierce headwinds/crosswinds all the way from Helena, MT. Tiring drive. Big pond in my yard. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2026 11:53 PM (1z8ji) 332
Gary Oldman is incredible. Most people don't realize it, but there is no Bjork. That's just one of Oldman's many side projects.
Posted by: Gary Oldman's Publicist at June 01, 2026 11:54 PM (yfRPb) 333
>>A Bronx Tale
It seems like a movie now but when the mob ruled the cities around the northeast there were different rules. Hard to say they were worse than what we have now. Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:54 PM (viF8m) 334
When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:54 PM (1Ff7Z) 335
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The other night, the ONT cafe (the one with all the animals in it) had a cat vs. snake thing. Bet on the cat every time! I also one of those where a fully loaded pack mule was attacked by a cougar, and the mule easily kicked and stomped it to death-- without breaking a sweat. Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (RCjYY) 336
Ear skritches duly given. Alberta is very soggy. Several inches of rain in past 2 days. Drove in rain and fierce headwinds/crosswinds all the way from Helena, MT. Tiring drive. Big pond in my yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Glad you got home safe and sound. What’s your next project? Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (A5RD0) 337
The most obscure movie I've seen was the Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob (1973). It had some funny parts.
Everybody knows they don't have good cheesecake in Paris ... Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (3ZUWJ) 338
Glad you are home safe and sound.
I enjoyed reading about your awesome trip. Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 11:52 PM (3ek7K) Haven't crunched all the numbers yet, but it looks like we did a little short of 5000 miles in just short of 3 weeks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (1z8ji) 339
The cheaper the hood, the gaudier the patter.
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (ZxPkt) 340
That’s no moon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (O7rK+) It's the women from the View! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (qx7Zg) 341
When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. Posted by: OrangeEnt That was on TCM a couple days ago. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++) 342
Gary Goldman was good in the remake of "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy".
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (SRRAx) 343
Gary Oldman made watching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy a treat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (2WIwB) 344
85 That french thing was cruel.
Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (jOiUM) Genius by the joke writer, cause he didn't have to come up with what the note said. Reminds me of Ronin where they never said what was in the briefcase that they were killing each other over Posted by: Azjaeger at June 01, 2026 11:57 PM (3/XaG) 345
Teresa...fist bump!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 11:57 PM (2WIwB) 346
"Oldman", not " Goldman".
Goldman was a stone cold killer. Oldman just kills it in every movie he is in. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 11:58 PM (SRRAx) 347
What’s your next project?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (A5RD0) Try to drain the pond, I guess. Wait for rain to stop, and mow the grass. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2026 11:58 PM (1z8ji) 348
Right back atcha, Diogenes! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 12:00 AM (SRRAx) 349
BSM
Did you like "The Firm"? I thought Oldman gave the best performance I've ever seen from him-- including his Churchill movie. Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:00 AM (RCjYY) 350
Frankly my dear,
I don’t give a damn. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0) 351
Love means you never have to say you're sorry.
Gad. I can't believe I remember that. My first chick movie date. Got to second base though. Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 12:02 AM (2WIwB) 352
Sid and Nancy.
Neither were great people or especially sympathetic. They seemed like a waste of space. But Oldman was great in that movie. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:02 AM (icdz0) 353
350 Frankly my dear,
I don’t give a damn. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0) ******************************* Stupid stubborn Scarlett finally came to her senses too late, Rhett. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (WONhk) 354
That was on TCM a couple days ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++) I did not know that. JC Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (1Ff7Z) 355
Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (viF8m) Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (RCjYY) 357
Well, I am going to call it a night. It has been a tiring drive today. Good to be home. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (1z8ji) 358
Frankly my dear,
I don’t give a damn. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0) JD Vance to that newsbitch? Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:04 AM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:05 AM (igX5u) 360
Here we are, at K'esugi Ken Campground, in Denali State Park. Elon is providing us broadband, in the great white north. The weather is perfect, were are content.
How's it hangin' in your part of .... not our paradise? Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:06 AM (T+CvP) 361
352 BSM
Agreed! I thought I was about the only one who ever saw "Sid and Nancy." I kept asking myself... why are you watching this? Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY) 362
359 If you’re going to shoot,
Shoot. Don’t talk. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:05 AM (igX5u) Haven't had to shoot yet, but if we do, it will be bear. DH is loaded for.... bear. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:06 AM (T+CvP) 363
Frankly my dear,
I don’t give a damn. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0) I heard that line for years...YEARS. I finally, after decades sat and watched that frigging movie JUST to hear that line how it actually was spoken. It was at the end, the frigging end, I mean the very last thing spoken in that ass sucking movie. I wanted to blowtorch the TV. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9) 364
Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:08 AM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:08 AM (igX5u) 366
It was at the end, the frigging end, I mean the very last thing spoken in that ass sucking movie. I wanted to blowtorch the TV.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9) Imagine how I felt reading the damned book? The whole time screaming: Scarlett, don't fucking do that!!! Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (T+CvP) 367
I thought I was about the only one who ever saw "Sid and Nancy." I kept asking myself... why are you watching this?
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY) Gary Oldman was mesmerizing in that movie. Hot damn. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (icdz0) 368
"It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (+9wcF) 369
Oh please you all - THIS is the epic Hordian quote for the ages:
Mrs. Thompson: "Is that the foot-long?" Nick the Dick: "And then some." Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (m5dJ5) 370
Holy
Shit! Good for y’all!! I’ve never been to Denali. You won the lottery? Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:08 AM (igX5u) It is all of 2 hours north of our house. Public campground. Nice view of everything. And the weather is supposed to be perfect for the whole week. Git yer ass up here, darlin'. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:10 AM (T+CvP) 371
Just spent three days in the Nebraska Sand Hills. Absolutely gorgeous country. Even had a night of lightening and thunder and torrential rain. Ground was dry by 8 am.
Posted by: free tibet at June 02, 2026 12:11 AM (iNp3L) 372
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Shower Scene Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls Porky's? Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho) Nah, was a dialogue quote from one of the characters referenced in the post I was quoting. But, while we're on the subject, Stripes has a fine example of the phenomenon. "I didn't know they could do that." - Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 02, 2026 12:11 AM (w/O5Q) 373
It was at the end, the frigging end, I mean the very last thing spoken in that ass sucking movie. I wanted to blowtorch the TV.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9) Imagine how I felt reading the damned book? The whole time screaming: Scarlett, don't fucking do that!!! Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (T+CvP) Book?? Shit, I would have dug up the writer and pissed in their dead skull. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:11 AM (snZF9) 374
351 Love means you never have to say you're sorry.
Gad. I can't believe I remember that. My first chick movie date. Got to second base though. Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 12:02 AM (2WIwB) ******************************* Well, it was good for something, then! Even back then I thought it insipid. I like Ali McGraw. I did enjoy the Boston? winter and clothes. No one got to second base with me in HS, but not for lack of trying. So I stayed home a lot. It all worked out for the best as I can go to any HS reunion without concern, being the enigma weirdo I was. I was told later by older football guys that they thought I was stuck up. No, very myopic from not wearing my glasses in the HS halls or trying hard to get a boyfriend. However, from my diaries a special someone "looked at me today." Gag. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:12 AM (WONhk) 375
363
Too bad you didn't like GWTW. I thought the scene in the cathouse, where Rhett is trying to disguise the fact that Ashley has been shot, was brilliantly written. It was a nice touch to have Melanie walk over to Belle (the madam) and thank her for helping to save Ashley, too. I can't imagine why anyone would NOT like GWTW, unless it was a woke thing. Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:13 AM (RCjYY) 376
To Leutnant Willhelm von Klugermann, for bravery of the highest order, in action against the enemies of the German Empire, and for exceptional services to the Fatherland, in that he has destroyed, singlehanded, 20 enemy aircraft, the Order of the Pour le Mérite. By imperial decree, Wilhelm, Emperor.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:14 AM (1Ff7Z) 377
with the two English police, who was senior and in charge?
Posted by: goatweed at June 02, 2026 12:14 AM (jK3NL) Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 12:16 AM (diia5) 379
with the two English police, who was senior and in charge?
Posted by: goatweed at June 02, 2026 12:14 AM (jK3NL) The pictures showed a foreigner and a woman with a lez haircut. So, could be either. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:16 AM (1Ff7Z) 380
Just spent three days in the Nebraska Sand Hills. Absolutely gorgeous country. Even had a night of lightening and thunder and torrential rain. Ground was dry by 8 am.
Posted by: free tibet at June 02, 2026 12:11 AM (iNp3L) Is this someplace to camp? A state or national land? We have a friend in Nebraska we would stay with for passing through. Would not want to stay indefinitely. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:17 AM (icdz0) 381
373 It was at the end, the frigging end, I mean the very last thing spoken in that ass sucking movie. I wanted to blowtorch the TV.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9) ***************************** LOL. My mother said that my father was dating her and took her to that movie in 1952. I guess an intermission and he was ready to go, thinkiing it over. My husband from Long Island said it was a soap opera and hated every minute. It was a rite of passage for Southern girls. I hated Ashley Wilkes and thought he was a douchebag. Altho I didn't know that name til I met the bf/husband in college. It's one of my favorite words now. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:18 AM (WONhk) 382
P.S. to 375, about the GWTW cathouse scene:
The yankee officer who was deceived sure was one stupid SOB! Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:18 AM (RCjYY) 383
No one got to second base with me in HS, but not for lack of trying. So I stayed home a lot. It all worked out for the best as I can go to any HS reunion without concern, being the enigma weirdo I was.
I was told later by older football guys that they thought I was stuck up. No, very myopic from not wearing my glasses in the HS halls or trying hard to get a boyfriend. However, from my diaries a special someone "looked at me today." Gag. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:12 AM (WONhk) That was how it should be. I will never understand selling your virtue cheap. Good on you. Women are worth so much more.😄 Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:19 AM (NKJQT) 384
I still can't figure out why my first date stuck his tongue in my ear at a drive in when I was trying to eat popcorn and drink my Coke. I wanted to inform the poor boy that I clean my own ears, thanks. If it was magic to turn me on it backfired spectacularly.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat ----- Everyone is wired differently (viva la differance', or something like that). I never stuck my tongue in anyone's ear, thank you very much, but I can report spectacular results from gently nibbling on an earlobe. Posted by: buddhaha at June 02, 2026 12:19 AM (PC+XL) 385
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m) 386
"That is not my dog."
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (RCjYY) 387
tcn, enjoy your getaway, is DW wearing pants?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (0nHVk) 388
Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (+9wcF) 389
I hated Ashley Wilkes and thought he was a douchebag. Altho I didn't know that name til I met the bf/husband in college. It's one of my favorite words now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:18 AM (WONhk) He was a total zero. Perfect for white bread Melly. Would have been horrible for Scarlett, but that was the point. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (NKJQT) 390
387 tcn, enjoy your getaway, is DW wearing pants?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (0nHVk) I just asked and he says yes, because it is a little chilly in the evening. I can’t guarantee a thing for tomorrow when it warms up. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:23 AM (NKJQT) 391
383 tcn
I was blown away by Katmai NP-- my favorite thing in The Great Land. I had my kids with me. Bears fishing for salmon. I felt like I'd walked into a National Geographic special. Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:23 AM (RCjYY) 392
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 12:24 AM (+9wcF) 393
Gone with the Wind. I read the book as a kid. It was interesting. I liked it and the movie, but I grew up in the deep South. I will never apologize for that.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:24 AM (icdz0) Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:26 AM (RCjYY) 395
385 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m) I'm guessing this is true, Mr Straw. I suspect you've seen a great deal of interesting things. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:27 AM (icdz0) 396
He was a total zero. Perfect for white bread Melly. Would have been horrible for Scarlett, but that was the point.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (NKJQT) ********** I liked Melanie after she rose from the birthin' bed to help bury the dead Yankee bleeding in the foyer of Tara. That's a true friend who helps bury the dead Yank with you after you try to steal her husband. Scarlett was a good friend as well to help deliver Melanie's baby as the Yankees burned Atlanta and she gave Prissy a good slap (my favorite part as that is exactly how I feel sometimes with people). I suppose I should go to bed now as I fell asleep after dinner watching Rocky 5 with my own Yankee. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:27 AM (WONhk) 397
Bears fishing for salmon. I felt like I'd walked into a National Geographic special.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:23 AM (RCjYY There is a McNeil River bear cam available if you want to watch it again. Rather wonderful, actually. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:28 AM (NKJQT) 398
I will never apologize for that.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:24 AM (icdz0) ********************* You better not or I will rise up and slap you like Scarlett did Prissy! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:28 AM (WONhk) 399
Mariners win!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (O7rK+) 400
>>I'm guessing this is true, Mr Straw. I suspect you've seen a great deal of interesting things.
I suspect we all have. Dorothy was right. There is no place like home. Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (viF8m) 401
Blinky
GWTW has at least 10 different great scenes! Shooting and then burying the dead yankee sex fiend-- that was one of them. Everybody in America got vicarious pleasure from that. Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (RCjYY) 402
Folks, all morons and moron ettes are always welcome up here. You should know that we can give you a local’s view of Alaska without all the blue hairs’ nonsense and damned tour buses. Just let us know.😀
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:31 AM (NKJQT) 403
385 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m) Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2026 12:31 AM (wvc0i) 404
399 Mariners win!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (O7rK+) Seven in a row! Is the Big Dumper hitting yet? Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:32 AM (NKJQT) 405
403 385 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m) Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2026 12:31 AM (wvc0i) Has he done the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 12:32 AM (qx7Zg) 406
You better not or I will rise up and slap you like Scarlett did Prissy!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:28 AM (WONhk) Bless your heart, Christy. You are fun and likeable. I have lost my southern niceness. People people make me tired and aggravated. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:33 AM (icdz0) 407
GWTW has at least 10 different great scenes! Shooting and then burying the dead yankee sex fiend-- that was one of them.
Everybody in America got vicarious pleasure from that. Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (RCjYY) Graham Plantner finds that scene very disturbing. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:33 AM (QDJ2U) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:34 AM (LmPA0) 409
407 Servo
Funny. I sure hope he doesn't withdraw. He's probably the only one Collins MIGHT beat. Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:34 AM (RCjYY) 410
Seven in a row! Is the Big Dumper hitting yet?
Posted by: tcn in AK Nope. Doing rehab assignments. He jinxxed himself being a douche to his Mariner teammate in the summer series. He was an ass. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:36 AM (O7rK+) 411
Oh, Miss Scarlet, I don' know nothing about birthin' no babies. Oh! Whatever made me tell such a lie!!!
Posted by: I Just Saw it in the Window and Just Couldn't Resist it . . . at June 02, 2026 12:37 AM (3ZUWJ) 412
Most disturbing unspoken dialogue in a movie - Boxing Helena, when Sherilyn Fenn glares at Julian Sands, and you realize what he's done.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (LmPA0) 413
That was how it should be. I will never understand selling your virtue cheap. Good on you. Women are worth so much more.😄
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:19 AM (NKJQT) *********************************** Agree. I was also weird and didn't see the point as I never loved anyone til age 20yrs in college, and he died before we ever dated (rare cancer, but boy the chemistry was strong). That left me sad and still mostly not dating for a year trying to survive the first year of nursing school.A few dates, one oven explosion, and then I found my crazy bf/husband of my youth. I knew my self worth. I was a good girl. Emphasis on "was." Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (WONhk) Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:41 AM (RCjYY) 415
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (viF8m) 416
Boxing Helena, when Sherilyn Fenn glares at Julian Sands, and you realize what he's done.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (LmPA0) Will look for that one, thanks! I have a glare that can peel paint. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (WONhk) 417
"No ticket!"
"Don't read from the book!" "Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!" Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:34 AM (LmPA0) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, top one. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (bss/y) 418
Will look for that one, thanks!
I have a glare that can peel paint. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Noooooo!!! It's a traumatizing movie! Don't watch it! Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:43 AM (LmPA0) 419
Nope. Doing rehab assignments. He jinxxed himself being a douche to his Mariner teammate in the summer series. He was an ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:36 AM (O7rK Well, it’s right there in his nickname…. 😆 Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:43 AM (NKJQT) 420
No one got to second base with me in HS, but not for lack of trying. So I stayed home a lot. It all worked out for the best as I can go to any HS reunion without concern, being the enigma weirdo I was.
I was told later by older football guys that they thought I was stuck up. No, very myopic from not wearing my glasses in the HS halls or trying hard to get a boyfriend. However, from my diaries a special someone "looked at me today." Gag. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:12 AM (WONhk) I just don’t go to my HS reunions for I do not see the point. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 12:43 AM (T6aVk) 421
I started reading the joke and knew where it was going. Heard a similar joke, told by a family member when I was a kid. It was about a red rubber ball. Joke took about 6-8 minutes to tell.
Talk about murder! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 12:44 AM (uKTuk) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:44 AM (LmPA0) 423
415 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (viF8m) Tim Burton's Batman. The Joker. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:44 AM (bss/y) 424
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (viF8m) Almost a companion of: Confound it! The batteries are dead! Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (1Ff7Z) 425
Most disturbing unspoken dialogue in a movie - Boxing Helena, when Sherilyn Fenn glares at Julian Sands, and you realize what he's done.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (LmPA0 That wasn't a David Lynch movie, but his daughter if I recall. It was weird. It was after Twin Peaks which blew my brain. I don't remember details. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (icdz0) 426
I went to my 50th HS reunion. It was interesting. But one was enough.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (RCjYY) 427
I knew my self worth. I was a good girl. Emphasis on "was."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (WONhk) So, how do we convince the current young ladies to believe they are worth more than a cheap tattoo and a blow job? Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (NKJQT) 428
Second one, vmom... Evil Dead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (bss/y) 429
People people make me tired and aggravated.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:33 AM (icdz0) ************************ I still fool people into thinking I am nice. They don't know what lies beneath the smile. I can turn on a dime and slash throats (if I had a knife and the energy and it was not too hot). I mostly stay home and behave vs turned loose in public. I was too tired on our recent trip to get into much trouble or cause alarm. Rare people have seen this turn of my personality at work and at play in my distant youth. It comes as a surprise to the witnesses as well as the person I heap coals on. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:46 AM (WONhk) 430
428 Second one, vmom... Evil Dead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD I had The Mummy in mind, but I bet Evil Dead might have had it too. 🧟♂️ Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:48 AM (LmPA0) 431
Jeopardy I will take the idiot left for $500 Alex. "What people say when dump leaves the room."
Posted by: raimondo at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (GOUnG) 432
"Ain't gonna be no rematch."
Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (8XBuM) 433
Yo Adrian I did it!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (viF8m) 434
Rare people have seen this turn of my personality at work and at play in my distant youth. It comes as a surprise to the witnesses as well as the person I heap coals on.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:46 AM (WONhk) DH has learned to watch for the phrase: Not only no but hell no! He just backs away and lets nature take its course. So far I haven’t been arrested but it is probably just a matter of time. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (NKJQT) Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:51 AM (NKJQT) 436
I gotta go to sleep, and an appropriate quote seems to be:
“Game over, man! Game over!!!” Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:52 AM (QDJ2U) Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:53 AM (viF8m) 438
436 I gotta go to sleep, and an appropriate quote seems to be:
“Game over, man! Game over!!!” Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:52 AM (QDJ2U) Some real pretty shit now, man! Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:53 AM (bss/y) 439
So, how do we convince the current young ladies to believe they are worth more than a cheap tattoo and a blow job?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (NKJQT) ************************* I plan to leave a letter for my granddaughters (and another to grandson or grandsons). I might be in heaven by the time they arrive at this moment. However, their parents are raising them well and we did the best we could with our sons not to settle for less. To know their worth. Son #1 had us worried as he dated many, many girls. Including, briefly, one trashy girl in HS who knew I did not like her. It was thankfully very brief and he was wiser in college. Had his heart broken by a witch. Did things we did not approve of, etc. Found a lovely girl 12yrs younger who is incredibly sweet to marry. Son #2 married his HS sweetheart and they gave us our 3 grands. She's lovely as well. So I have hope for the next generation of our loves. I think I would mostly say to a girl that they won't feel the same for this guy in later years unless it is a very rare thing and he is not just trying to get into her pants. I was popular enough in HS without leaving a trail of misery and weirdness. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:53 AM (WONhk) 440
Pro-Palestine streamer and commentator Hassan Piker was banned from visiting the UK by the British Home Office,...Cenk Uyghur, Piker’s uncle ...was also denied entry into the UK.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 12:55 AM (M4gnG) 441
63 Seen online...
Three men are on the run after raiding a fancy dress shop that specialises in 80's pop groups. The owners are hoping that they'll turn themselves into The Police. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (qx7Zg) Whenever I am asked if I have a police record, I tell them I cannot lie, I do have a police record. Synchronicity on vinyl. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 12:56 AM (T6aVk) 442
Ok this is a tricky one that actually applies to TWO movies:
You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:58 AM (LmPA0) 443
Florida, the first state to file a lawsuit against OpenAI and its chief executive, Sam Altman,
... The 83-page suit alleges that OpenAI allowed ChatGPT to aid and abet mass shooters, encourage people to take their own lives, degrade users’ critical thinking skills and addict minors to a tool that feigns human compassion. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 12:59 AM (M4gnG) 444
442
The obvious answer is The Labyrinth but the original is actually The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 01:03 AM (LmPA0) 445
415 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (viF8m) HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL HAS TEMPTATION EVER SUMMONED YOU? EVER PENNED YOUR NAME IN BLOOD LET POSSESSION SLOWLY SWALLOW YOU? WHEN YOU STAND UNDER FULL MOON LIGHT THE ATTRACTION MESMERIZES YOU? HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY IT SEEMS THAT EVIL YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO? Posted by: Slayer at June 02, 2026 01:03 AM (T6aVk) 446
JackStraw. 😉
Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 01:04 AM (8XBuM) 447
I went to my 50th HS reunion. It was interesting. But one was enough.
Posted by: mnw Moderation in all things Posted by: Marcus Aurelius Miklosius at June 02, 2026 01:05 AM (z+O9Y) 448
The 83-page suit alleges that OpenAI allowed ChatGPT to aid and abet mass shooters, encourage people to take their own lives, degrade users’ critical thinking skills and addict minors to a tool that feigns human compassion.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 12:59 AM (M4gnG) You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that’s clear I will choose freewill Posted by: Prof. Neil E. Peart, Canadian poet and percussionist (1952-2020) at June 02, 2026 01:06 AM (T6aVk) 449
So, how do we convince the current young ladies to believe they are worth more than a cheap tattoo and a blow job?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (NKJQT) I'd say it isn't just the young ladies. It's the young dudes also. If they find someone they like, will they try to get her? I never got a tattoo. Quickly tired of random hookups. I didn't date for several years as a young woman. Mr Scary showed up in my life in a way that was real and I understood even as an early 20s dipshit. That was 30+ years ago. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:06 AM (icdz0) 450
“What’s a nice Jewish wrestler like you doing in the 6th dimension?”
Posted by: Slash Buzz at June 02, 2026 01:08 AM (FstDi) Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 01:11 AM (viF8m) 452
Whenever I am asked if I have a police record, I tell them I cannot lie, I do have a police record.
Synchronicity on vinyl. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 12:56 AM (T6aVk) I got Synchronicity on cassette from Santa, Christmas 1983. It blew my mind. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:11 AM (icdz0) Posted by: Slash Buzz at June 02, 2026 01:16 AM (FstDi) 454
From a NASA scientist found charred in a Tesla crash to an aerospace engineer and family killed in a plane incident, the cases accumulated. Speculation around JPL disappearances and experts tied to "dark project secrets" added layers, highlighting vulnerabilities in fields critical to U.S. superiority.
Despite the mounting cases, President Trump has stated the incidents are not connected. In remarks to reporters he said there is "not much of a connection" and expressed hope they represent coincidence involving "a lot of scientists." https://tinyurl.com/4mvabrzh --- Be interesting to see numbers. Total involved and percentage of odd deaths correlated to deaths of people in other industries such as military hardware or aircraft. That would give and indication to randomness or not. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:19 AM (M4gnG) 455
I have Synchronicity on vinyl too, hubs and I listened to that a lot.
Miklos, it is certainly good to see you. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 01:20 AM (0nHVk) 456
Google is seeking federal approval for a new program called "Debug" that would release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida to combat disease-carrying mosquitoes already found in the wild.
... Google's Debug is targeting - Aedes aegypti - carries dengue, Zika, yellow fever, and chikungunya. Some mosquitoes carry West Nile virus, malaria, and lymphatic filariasis, killing more humans than any other creature worldwide. --- Made a post on this the other night, thought it was a given. Fools. _DDT Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:24 AM (M4gnG) 457
it is certainly good to see you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz To be present and seen but unseen This is the way, Grasshopper Posted by: Blind Monk of Shaolin at June 02, 2026 01:26 AM (z+O9Y) 458
Gate back to the car, you smirking slut!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 01:28 AM (/lPRQ) 459
If memory serves, California did something like that with fruit fly's that created a bigger problem than the fly's.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:28 AM (M4gnG) 460
'Mother" on Synchronicity was different. Franctic. It was amusing in a way . Not despairing like Pink Floyd's "Mother. That one literally drove me to despair. Both resonate with me. They remind me of youth and having no power to say no.
I care for my Mom but don't live nearby and that is on purpose. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:30 AM (icdz0) 461
The note said, "Come back later -- you're a handsome American, and I want to make love to you. PS: Throw this note away immediately. It's written in disappearing ink that only my husband can read."
Posted by: tbkinla5@yahoo.com at June 02, 2026 01:30 AM (hazdd) 462
Get back in the car, you smirking slut.
Must be a switch here for 'predictive typing' or some crap like that. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 01:31 AM (/lPRQ) 463
I suspected as much, but I am very slow on the uptake sometimes, any way, I hope that you are well. I missed you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 01:31 AM (0nHVk) 464
"We're 300 miles from Chicago. We have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 01:32 AM (UNIfT) 465
"We're 300 miles from Chicago. We have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 01:32 AM (UNIfT) We're on a mission from god. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 01:37 AM (snZF9) 466
456 Google is seeking federal approval for a new program called "Debug" that would release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida to combat disease-carrying mosquitoes already found in the wild.
... Google's Debug is targeting - Aedes aegypti - carries dengue, Zika, yellow fever, and chikungunya. Some mosquitoes carry West Nile virus, malaria, and lymphatic filariasis, killing more humans than any other creature worldwide. --- Made a post on this the other night, thought it was a given. Fools. _DDT Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:24 AM (M4gnG) Easy peasy. No. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 01:39 AM (T6aVk) 467
464 "We're 300 miles from Chicago. We have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 01:32 AM (UNIfT) I thought they were only 106 miles from Chicago. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 01:39 AM (T6aVk) 468
I care for my Mom but don't live nearby and that is on purpose. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:30 AM ( My mother is…special. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 01:41 AM (T6aVk) 469
Florida, the first state to file a lawsuit against OpenAI and its chief executive, Sam Altman,
... The 83-page suit alleges that OpenAI allowed ChatGPT to aid and abet mass shooters, encourage people to take their own lives, degrade users’ critical thinking skills and addict minors to a tool that feigns human compassion. Posted by: Braenyard === Fair enough. If you are a programmer and your program does bad things you are responsible. No matter how much you claim 'computer error'. Heard that shit since '80s and it is still bullshit. If you make a product and it causes injury it's on you. We can blame lawyers for all the warnings on a ladder, but yes you have to tell people "this is not a step", especially if you make it look just like the step-steps. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 01:41 AM (/lPRQ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:41 AM (M4gnG) 471
oogle is seeking federal approval for a new program called "Debug" that would release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida to combat disease-carrying mosquitoes already found in the wild.
... But, first we release these 32 million genetically engineered dire wolves into California. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 01:45 AM (/lPRQ) 472
Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:46 AM (D1E+2) 473
I care for my Mom but don't live nearby and that is on purpose.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:30 AM ( My mother is…special. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 01:41 AM (T6aVk) God Bless. There is a special kind of hurt. The sort you can smile and shrug and say "that's Mom. That's how she is." When you realize she was just unhappy and even if you made A+++ on that test it wouldnt have mattered. You make your peace with it as an adult, but wish it were different. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:51 AM (icdz0) 474
"That's mighty white of you".
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 02, 2026 01:52 AM (qivay) 475
Google's Debug is targeting - Aedes aegypti.
Santa Clara and Santa Cruz Counties first. Start in Palo Alto. Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 01:53 AM (k/WUn) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:54 AM (M4gnG) 477
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson 17h Tomorrow is Election Day in California and Mail-in ballots are being found burned and voting centers vandalized. This is what election integrity looks like in a Democrat-run city. This is why we need the SAVE America Act NOW. Vote in person tomorrow! Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:57 AM (M4gnG) 478
476 Tomorrow is election day in California...
-- drum roll Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:54 AM (M4gnG) No, voting has been going on for weeks... it's all mail in ballots... Which means, there is no security at all... none. So who will win will be selected, not elected. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 02:02 AM (mP0Kj) 479
God Bless. There is a special kind of hurt. The sort you can smile and shrug and say "that's Mom. That's how she is." When you realize she was just unhappy and even if you made A+++
on that test it wouldnt have mattered. You make your peace with it as an adult, but wish it were different. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:51 AM (icdz0) That obvious? (As soon as my father reached room temperature a LOT came out that was…unsavory.) Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 02:04 AM (T6aVk) 480
No, voting has been going on for weeks... it's all mail in ballots... Which means, there is no security at all... none. So who will win will be selected, not elected. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 02:02 AM (mP0Kj) He who votes decides nothing. He who counts the votes decides everything. Posted by: Josef Vissarionovich Dzugashvili at June 02, 2026 02:05 AM (T6aVk) 481
OK Ladies, burka up.
Iran has just been nominated to preside over the UN Committee for the protection of women's rights, human rights, and the prevention of terrorism. YES, IRAN. And it was supported by the United Kingdom, Spain, and France. This is not a joke. It's real. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (M4gnG) 482
Scary, you can still love your mother while knowing that you are/were two very different people. I did get my love of politics from her, she was a true conservative from a die hard liberal family. I think that I maybe did the parenting thing better than she did and I know that my kids will do it better than me.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (0nHVk) 483
442 Ok this is a tricky one that actually applies to TWO movies:
You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:58 AM (LmPA0) "Hey David, maybe put on some underwear under that leotard?" "Nah, I'm good mate". Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (qivay) 484
If Debug is what it says, it's something we do in the tropics already, with mosquitoes, screwworm flies, etc. Release sterile male bugs, who mate with females to produce dead eggs and no offspring.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (VHUov) 485
"Let's get out of here before one of those things eats Guy!"
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 02:07 AM (SRRAx) 486
That obvious?
(As soon as my father reached room temperature a LOT came out that was…unsavory.) Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 02:04 AM (T6aVk) Bless you. My Dad is still alive. TSWHTF if he dies. Mom has been babied her whole life. I will... not do that. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:09 AM (icdz0) 487
481: I think Iran has bigger problems. Too big to head anything at the UN.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 02:12 AM (T6aVk) 488
Thought of so many lines as I cruised through the comments. Naturally, I can't recall any of them. Some were already quoted, of course, from Frankly my dear to anyone else want to negotiate.
Well... (ponders a little) ...some lame passing thoughts: Negative. I am a meat popsicle. On Vulcan we have a saying, only Nixon could go to China. I always chuckle at this mumbled line: These floors are so clean! It's buried under a big W. I'm shocked, shocked to find out there's gambling in this establisment. Now the ol' cerebrum is starting to percolate, but I'm past my bedtime, so I'll just think of more while trying to fall asleep. https://youtu.be/k0pqfjCmqCs G'nite, y'all.💤 Posted by: mindful webworker - multipass! cowabunga! two yutes! at June 02, 2026 02:15 AM (kU8xu) 489
OK Ladies, burka up.
Iran has just been nominated to preside over the UN Committee for the protection of women's rights, human rights, and the prevention of terrorism. YES, IRAN. And it was supported by the United Kingdom, Spain, and France. This is not a joke. It's real. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (M4gnG) At this point I think nuclear carpet bombing of the planet and planting United States of Earth flags across the globe is the only thing that will save humanity. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 02:16 AM (snZF9) 490
484 If Debug is what it says, it's something we do in the tropics already, with mosquitoes, screwworm flies, etc. Release sterile male bugs, who mate with females to produce dead eggs and no offspring.
Posted by: mikeski --- Google doing it is a bit kinky. There's more to the story. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:16 AM (M4gnG) 491
If Debug is what it says, it's something we do in the tropics already, with mosquitoes, screwworm flies, etc. Release sterile male bugs, who mate with females to produce dead eggs and no offspring.
Posted by: mikeski Can that be done with democrats? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 02:19 AM (snZF9) 492
Scary, you can still love your mother while knowing that you are/were two very different people. I did get my love of politics from her, she was a true conservative from a die hard liberal family. I think that I maybe did the parenting thing better than she did and I know that my kids will do it better than me.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (0nHVk) Debby, I love my Mom, but her behavior when i was a child was hurtful. She only slapped me in the face once, when I wouldn't date a guy she liked (seriously) when I was 15. He was 19 and pressuring me for sex.. She thought he was a great guy. It was fucked up. She would yell. Then cry. I never knew what to expect. I got away as soon as I could and made sure she would never have a grandchild to hurt. That is a sad, fucked up story Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:20 AM (icdz0) 493
More military-age Muslim men continue to arrive in Europe on boats. They celebrate while practicing with swords and knives.
These are NOT refugees. They are literal soldiers, and this is a full-scale religious war of conquest! --- Skillz https://tinyurl.com/bdkvmcut Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:21 AM (M4gnG) 494
The mosquitos will bite ants, which will grow to gigantic size and infest the storm drain tunnels of LA, devouring all in their path.
On the other hand, something bad might happen. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 02:26 AM (UNIfT) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 02:29 AM (uKTuk) 496
Bro, sis, and I talked to 90.5 year old mom today. She's doing ok. Could be better. Could be a lot worse. She said not to spend the money yet - cardiologist said her heart's in great shape.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 02:29 AM (W5mpo) 497
{{{Teresa}}} so happy to read about your visit to the doctor today! I hope that have many more bucket list adventures close to home this summer.
The shrillest voices of feminism will have nothing to say about Iran presiding over that committee, just as the "journalists" bitching at CBS have nothing to say about California enacting the Stop Nick Shirley Act. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:30 AM (0nHVk) 498
{{{Scary}}} I am sorry, that sounds horrible.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:33 AM (0nHVk) 499
So what mosquito borne illness are those weird Indians at giggle trying to eradicate in the US?
Yellow Fever? Malaria? Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:36 AM (TsnvK) 500
Interestingly, this also works if you substitute "Germany" with "United States":
https://tinyurl.com/ymjf9ex2 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 02:42 AM (uKTuk) 501
Debby, I was fortunate to find Mr Scary. Both of us had Moms who were kind of....crazy. Demanding, or childish, or distant. You never knew. That brought us closer in many ways. We both learned as kids not to depend on Mom.
But we've always made sure our Mom's are okay. We knew that they are mentally not okay. My MiL died young a few years back. It was sad. But sort of a relief. That sounds awful. We are both responsible and mostly decent adults. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:44 AM (icdz0) 502
That is a sad, fucked up story
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:20 AM (icdz0) My mother loved babies. She cared for babies, like nobody else. She had five of them. But once we became toddlers, she loathed us. If we could disobey or talk back, she wanted nothing whatsoever to do with us. She should never have procreated. My dad swore we had the best mother ever. He lived in fantasy land. I am not that mother, at all. Now, I have a grandbaby boy to raise, and he will be the happiest kid that ever lived, so help me God. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:45 AM (8UtkD) 503
So you have the baby now tcn?
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:47 AM (TsnvK) 504
The British used to have a much more hard line policy towards the 3rd world when they raped and murdered British citizens.
https://tinyurl.com/rycauw5e Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:48 AM (M4gnG) 505
38 Glen needs to learn about Google translate.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Tpp9k) He scans the note from his phone into Google Translate...he's banned by Google Translate... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 02:50 AM (l3cgK) 506
Now, I have a grandbaby boy to raise, and he will be the happiest kid that ever lived, so help me God.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:45 AM (8UtkD) Is your Grandboy living with you now? May he be blessed, and be a blessing to you Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:50 AM (icdz0) 507
503 So you have the baby now tcn?
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:47 AM (TsnvK) No, but it will happen eventually. The baby mom hasn't had the baby at the condo overnight in over two months. She gives him to her dad and stepmom. My son is angry as hell, kicked her out, and is now working toward finding a way to have him full time, but he can't if he is going to work and making peanuts. So, looks like both the boy and grandboy will be coming to my house to live, and I will be raising the grandboy, which the boy goes to work. Not the worst scenario, but we need to convince the baby mom that she isn't being the mother, she just wants to think she is. Probably won't be that hard, since she really just wants to party alla time. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:52 AM (8UtkD) 508
And he is the world's easiest baby, honestly. I hope I can deal with the lack of sleep, but even that will pass in a year or so, I think.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:54 AM (8UtkD) 509
I say we just pull out of Europe and let them have at it.
It's what they want. It's what they have done throughout history. Let them kill each other off. They aren't worth one American life. We have wasted entirely too much money on defending them. Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:54 AM (TsnvK) 510
504 The British used to have a much more hard line policy towards the 3rd world when they raped and murdered British citizens.
https://tinyurl.com/rycauw5e Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:48 AM (M4gnG) "Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs." --1840s "If you don't let our Muzzie gangs rape and enslave your little girls, we'll send you off to jail and confiscate your belongings"--2020s Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 02:56 AM (l3cgK) 511
tcn, that little buy is so lucky to have you.
On that happy note I will bid you all sweet dreams. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:58 AM (0nHVk) 512
They aren't worth one American life.
We have wasted entirely too much money on defending them. Posted by: Reforger --- Trump doesn't want boots on the ground anywhere. But he can use deals to move pieces and contracts around the map. Trump is forcing major changes at the world's power points. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 03:01 AM (M4gnG) 513
509 I say we just pull out of Europe and let them have at it.
It's what they want. It's what they have done throughout history. Let them kill each other off. They aren't worth one American life. We have wasted entirely too much money on defending them. Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:54 AM (TsnvK) The day we get about 1000 C-5 SSTs, sure. The day Elon Musk revolutionized power projection through suborbital flight, sure. As a logistician faced with the realities of power projection, no. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:09 AM (T6aVk) 514
My mother loved babies. She cared for babies, like nobody else. She had five of them. But once we became toddlers, she loathed us. If we could disobey or talk back, she wanted nothing whatsoever to do with us.
She should never have procreated. My dad swore we had the best mother ever. He lived in fantasy land. I am not that mother, at all. Now, I have a grandbaby boy to raise, and he will be the happiest kid that ever lived, so help me God. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:45 AM (8UtkD) I think my mother was the same. As I told my sisters, “Mom loves you so long as you are not a sentient being who is autonomous, self aware, with free will. At that point she is done.” Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:13 AM (T6aVk) 515
493 More military-age Muslim men continue to arrive in Europe on boats. They celebrate while practicing with swords and knives.
These are NOT refugees. They are literal soldiers, and this is a full-scale religious war of conquest! --- Skillz https://tinyurl.com/bdkvmcut Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:21 AM (M4gnG) It’s funny how many people wholeheartedly endorse unlimited immigration, just so long as they are NOT “military aged men”. When “military aged men” get involved, suddenly unlimited immigration is not OK. (And of course they can’t be evil Muslims, because evil Muslims.) Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:19 AM (T6aVk) 516
My mother loved babies. She cared for babies, like nobody else. She had five of them. But once we became toddlers, she loathed us. If we could disobey or talk back, she wanted nothing whatsoever to do with us.
She should never have procreated. My dad swore we had the best mother ever. He lived in fantasy land. ---- Mom could have only me due to infertility issues. She spent most of my childhood depressed and angry because she couldn't have more kids. Dad was the parent I was .closer to, but he allowed her behavior. I love them both, but I live far away. I do help them when they need help Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 03:25 AM (icdz0) 517
Long commute today
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 03:45 AM (Ia/+0) 518
3 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z) ; ) Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:58 AM (6wpGE) 519
I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z) - Weevil see about that! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:00 AM (uKTuk) 520
519 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z) - Weevil see about that! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:00 AM (uKTuk) And weevil see what we will SAY about that! IF you can cotton on to what we are saying. Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:21 AM (6wpGE) Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:22 AM (6wpGE) 522
Well, I drop in to see if the tech thread is up and not here again...
Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:34 AM (c1D+3) 523
I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt Weevil see about that! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey And weevil see what we will SAY about that! IF you can cotton on to what we are saying. Posted by: m Enough with the puns on this thread !!!! Posted by: I Just Saw it in the Window and Just Couldn't Resist it . . . at June 02, 2026 04:34 AM (3ZUWJ) 524
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:39 AM (6wpGE) 525
523 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt Weevil see about that! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey And weevil see what we will SAY about that! IF you can cotton on to what we are saying. Posted by: m Enough with the puns on this thread !!!! Posted by: I Just Saw it in the Window and Just Couldn't Resist it . . . at June 02, 2026 04:34 AM (3ZUWJ) Wut, has somebody been NEEDLING you? Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (6wpGE) The Wide World of Herding Cafe![]() Eerie skies over Germany via Unwetterfreaks Up next on The Ocho: Competitive Herding.
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ) 2
Love the Johnny Cash in the donkey-on-bridge. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:27 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (QVJxT) 4
>>>Deer snacks on cherry blossoms.
I like women who are easily impressed. I suppose I shouldn't admit that. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (syz1S) 5
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:03 PM
1 4h5un45en6iju4 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ) Hella network latency going on there. Posted by: Oddbob at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (vTZFs) 6
In cinema news, it appears Clint Eastwood has officially retired.
At 96, he's had a good run. Probably the best Hollywood has ever seen. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (XV/Pl) 7
Corgis called.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:30 PM (QVJxT) 8
Person videos person videoing geese. I wonder if there was another person another layer out videoing. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:32 PM (n7rxJ) 9
>>>Neighborhood watch.
The second dog discovered what an innovation that pipe was for butt sniffing. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:32 PM (syz1S) 10
Re Herding:
While in Ireland and bumming around with our Priest in the backcountry, we came upon numerous herds of sheep. He'd stand there and whistle dog herding directions to the sheep and would drive them right, left, towards us, etc. even without a dog present. I honestly didn't think the sheep were that smart. Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2026 08:32 PM (m5dJ5) 11
One thing I had drummed into my head during a summer in Kenya. Don't get between hippos and the water. If they decide to go for a dip, they don't go around you.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 01, 2026 08:33 PM (tM5h4) 12
When THAT moose tells you that the park is closed, you damn well better listen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 08:33 PM (gnNyN) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:34 PM (O0L8i) 14
The only communes that ever worked were religious orders, eg. Benedictines. Everyone works.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:34 PM (qFwJc) 15
"In cinema news, it appears Clint Eastwood has officially retired."
I recently watched "High Plains Drifter." Shit. Just shit. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:36 PM (qFwJc) 16
Played my first round of golf since last year. If I could putt, I'd score better. Greens are fast in Amish Country.
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 01, 2026 08:36 PM (+4f55) 17
Top image, did Damen Merkel just fart?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 08:36 PM (2GVsD) 18
The only communes that ever worked were religious orders, eg. Benedictines. Everyone works. Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:34 PM (qFwJc) __________ And even then they have an abbot. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:37 PM (O0L8i) 19
When THAT moose tells you that the park is closed, you damn well better listen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 *** "Hey! Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" "Again??" "Nuthin' up my sleeve --" *riiip* "-- Hey, presto!" [Scowling rhino head appears from hat] "Whoo! Don't know my own stren'th!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:37 PM (wzUl9) 20
Love the dog in the second herding video. Looking back like "what the hell!?"
Posted by: Oddbob at June 01, 2026 08:38 PM (vTZFs) 21
The religious orders still had a hierarchy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 08:38 PM (2GVsD) 22
I did enjoy "Pillars of the Earth" and the other one.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:38 PM (qFwJc) 23
Seal didn't swim far.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (Cqx++) 24
I figured the wombat would be jerking it in a portalet, then falling asleep.
You always keep us guessing, ace. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s) 25
I recently watched "High Plains Drifter."
Shit. Just shit. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 *** Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (wzUl9) 26
Cat said: "I told you we didn’t need a dog"
Dog said: "I'm the one who broke them in" Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (syz1S) 27
*raises arm*
*snaps fingers* Waiter! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:34 PM * sniffs ostentatiously * * hisses "The Style Guide recommends "Garçon!", mousieur!" Posted by: Pierre le Frog at June 01, 2026 08:40 PM (QVJxT) 28
Clint Eastwood, Where Eagles Dare.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 08:40 PM (2GVsD) 29
What about the Kibbutz?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s) 30
One thing I had drummed into my head during a summer in Kenya. Don't get between hippos and the water. If they decide to go for a dip, they don't go around you.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 01, 2026 *** Pro tip: Don't be near them at all. They're territorial and aggressive. More people are killed in Africa every year by hippos than by any other animal -- except maybe the Cape buffalo. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (wzUl9) 31
And even then they have an abbot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:37 PM So does Texas. And our's runs wheels around those others. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (QVJxT) 32
UrsUS? No man, urs YOU!
Posted by: Taking no shit from out of control bears at June 01, 2026 08:42 PM (TbWk/) 33
Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (wzUl9) This. How many woman does he screw not quite willingly? Two? Three? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s) 34
Some snappy drill from that ursus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (QVJxT) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s) 36
yeah, because Clint Eastwood had all this total creative control over high plains drifter, amirite?
he was earning a paycheck. Ennio Morricone probably was paid more. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (VyBeY) 37
Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 * This. How many woman does he screw not quite willingly? Two? Three? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 *** I can only remember the first one, early in the film. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (wzUl9) 38
he was earning a paycheck. Ennio Morricone probably was paid more.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (VyBeY) Valid, but it still is a kind of shit movie. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s) 39
Some snappy drill from that ursus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (QVJxT) ---- Imagine what he could do if he had opposable thumbs... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 08:44 PM (gnNyN) 40
Pro tip: Don't be near them at all. They're territorial and aggressive. More people are killed in Africa every year by hippos than by any other animal -- except maybe the Cape buffalo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM Ahem. Posted by: Crocodiles and Mosquitoes at June 01, 2026 08:44 PM (QVJxT) 41
This. How many woman does he screw not quite willingly? Two? Three?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s) He could have treated them like men and just killed them. Raped ain't nice, but dead is even worse. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (syz1S) 42
If he was an Angel of Vengeance or a Demon of retribution, he would have no interest in sexuality.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (qFwJc) 43
What about the Kibbutz? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s) _____________ Very few of the original socialist ones are still around. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (O0L8i) 44
Outlaw Josey Wales is probably my favorite of his. Dirty Harry a close second.
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (+4f55) 45
uh, okay, never mind, should have looked at the credits first ... he directed it. whoops.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:46 PM (VyBeY) 46
>>>Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.
that's 100% what it is. He's the ghost of the marshal the town murdered/stood by as he was murdered. He did the same basic thing in Pale Rider. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (1wjle) 47
No love for Gunnery Sergeant Highway?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (QVJxT) 48
He did the same basic thing in Pale Rider.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (1wjle) Less rape. More... some odd stuff with the daughter. Better lines, imo. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s) 49
47 No love for Gunnery Sergeant Highway?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (QVJxT) Very good. I even like Absolute Power. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s) 50
>>>Less rape. More... some odd stuff with the daughter
yeah that was a little strange. He didn't do anything with her, though. And she was cute. And I can say that because I thought she was cute at the time I saw it, when she was a older than me. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:48 PM (1wjle) 51
I was never fond of Clint's Every Which Way But Loose films. They seemed kind of underbrained -- which was probably the audience they were aimed at.
On the other hand I liked Bronco Billy with its hopeful message that you can be whatever you want to be. Joe Kidd, written by Elmore Leonard, seems much like a paperback Leonard Western; which is to say, good. And Unforgiven is superb, both for his performance as Munny and for his direction. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:49 PM (wzUl9) 52
There are no ghosts. Only demons that pretend to be ghosts.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:49 PM (qFwJc) Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:49 PM (1wjle) 54
>>>52 There are no ghosts. Only demons that pretend to be ghosts.
Okay Couple from the Conjuring Universe. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:49 PM (1wjle) 55
I liked High Plains Drifter. Pale Rider was Eastwood's version of 'Shane'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (+4f55) 56
In medical news, I had my CT Scan this morning, then saw the oncology surgeon this afternoon.
Everything looks good/stable - no new tumors, and the ones that are there have pretty much stayed the same or shrunk ever so slightly (so much so that it could just be user interpretation). No metastises seen, so that is good, too. Apparently I CAN stay on this protocol more than 6 months at a time, so we are going to continue to do fills with the medication, alternating with "placebo" fills every other 2 weeks as before. I will say that the doctor seemed QUITE pleased with my progress; I am not sure that when he first saw me 20 months ago that he thought that I would still be kickin' it all these months later. I have apparently responded EXTREMELY well to these protocols. Honestly, it's just luck of the draw - many others have been on these same meds and not had good results. Those prayers are working, folks! We are extremely grateful for each and every one of them. So good news all around! 😊♥️ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (SRRAx) 57
Hello! Happy Monday night!
Posted by: Piper at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (e8mjv) 58
The Stranger character vanishes in the sunset at the end, indicating he was an apparition of vengeance. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (w6EFb) 59
And I can say that because I thought she was cute at the time I saw it, when she was a older than me.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:48 PM (1wjle) *fistbump* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s) 60
And I enjoyed that Geoff Lindsey video about the Transatlantic Accent. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb) 61
Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.
that's 100% what it is. He's the ghost of the marshal the town murdered/stood by as he was murdered. He did the same basic thing in Pale Rider. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 *** Grit seems to show Drifter every month or so. I guess I should watch it again. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:52 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Piper at June 01, 2026 08:52 PM (e8mjv) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s) 64
>>>e. Joe Kidd, written by Elmore Leonard, seems much like a paperback Leonard Western; which is to say, good
so disappointing. I got a little excited because the plot of that movie is driven by the New Mexico land controversy, which I had studied a little. but a boring movie. (The Mexicans had granted nearly all of New Mexico to a few well-connected businessmen called "impressarios." This grant seemed to be illegal under Mexican law, and anyway, US settlers didn't want to honor it anyway. For years and years the question of who actually owned this land, the settlers (many who'd bought it from prior owners) or these Mexican impressarios (and the people they'd sold it to) raged. I think this controversy was a background political question in the Billy the Kidd "Regulator" feuds, too. Ultimate resolution: The Mexican impressarios owned the land (or the people they'd sold it to) and anyone who'd bought it from anyone else was screwed.) Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:53 PM (1wjle) 65
What about the Kibbutz?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s) They never ran well, and either morphed into market-driven communities, or failed. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 08:53 PM (iERP6) 66
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (QVJxT)
I grew up on Clint's westerns and the Dirty Harry movies but the ones I think I enjoy rewatching the most is Heartbreak Ridge, In the Line of Fire, Space Cowboys and Absolute Power. I was a young adult when i watched those as opposed to the earlier movies I watch as a kid with my Dad. The newer ones just felt more like mine; not sure if I'm saying it well. Loved Pale Rider and Unforgiven as well. Posted by: Nelly at June 01, 2026 08:54 PM (6+ehB) 67
I like High Plains Drifter. It's supposed to be shocking and contrary to the usual code of the cowboy. It was that era for edgy material.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:54 PM (1wjle) 68
Wow, that's great news!
Thanks for the update, Teresa! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:54 PM (VyBeY) 69
Moose!
Mmmmmm!!!!! Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 08:54 PM (2WIwB) 70
I suppose I should have mentioned to him that for whatever reason my body has always demonstrated an incredible will to live.
There has been more than one occasion when I should not have survived, but I was always blissfully unaware until long after the fact that I shouldn't have walked out of the hospital. I know the odds with this beast, but I think that I just want to stick around and keep the Bucket List Party going 😂😂😂 (Paul has clipped my wings a bit on that, but there aren't any blowout trips planned in the foreseeable future - just a couple of local concerts and shows where we won't be flying or staying in hotels) Can't blow through the kids' inheritance if I'm not here to spend the money, amiright? 🥳🥳🥳 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:55 PM (SRRAx) 71
Space Cowboys was good, if silly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s) 72
In the Line of Fire is superb.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:55 PM (1wjle) 73
The Taxi Driver of Westerns, if you will.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s) 74
If a goose bites you, it hurts a little bit. Smack him upside the head and give him the boot.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (D1E+2) 75
Great news, Teresa! Yayyy!
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (1wjle) Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (2WIwB) 77
Clint's characters were always more anti-hero than hero. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (w6EFb) 78
63 Thats wonderful, Teresa.
Remember what ace said. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s) Must have missed that - can you copy it for me? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (SRRAx) 79
Apparently it's a Japanese sheep herding contest and/or demonstration.
I'm surprised the dog can hear the signals with the announcer being so noisy. Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (C0Nlv) Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:58 PM (1wjle) 81
So good news all around! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth --- Excellent news! So happy to see this. I enjoy hearing about your bucket list adventures too. Posted by: screaming in digital at June 01, 2026 08:58 PM (0SdQT) 82
One of my favorite lines in any movie ever is uttered 'In the Line of Fire'.
Booth the assassin talks about a poem that JFK supposedly liked called 'A rendezvous with death' During a phone conversion, Clint East as Frank Horrigan gets very angry with Booth's taunting and yells 'You have a rendezvous with my a**, motherf*cker.' I habitually quote movies in real life instead of actual conversation and I have never been able to find a good context to use that line, especially in our current age of everything is g*y as f*ck. Posted by: Nelly at June 01, 2026 08:59 PM (6+ehB) 83
Eastwood's best directing was, Midnight in The Garden of Good and Evil and his best acting was in The Bridges of Madison County.
Overall, he was a giant of both acting and directing, probably the best to combine both of the disciplines. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:59 PM (XV/Pl) 84
That's wonderful news, Teresa! And you didn't need help from Piper's four legged family for the CAT scan, either!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 08:59 PM (qx7Zg) 85
oh Escape from Alcatraz. I watch that every few years.
I saw Roger and Ebert ding it for having a let-down of a third act. They said they weren't sure what the plan was at that point. Which I guess I agree with: I understood most of the plan but not when they got into the walls. I guess there could have been more in the movie showing Eastwood mapping out the escape route and maybe a little more excitement. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:00 PM (1wjle) 86
Ooh, an ace comment just for me!
75 Great news, Teresa! Yayyy! Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (1wjle) You DO know that one of the items on my Bucket List is to meet you in person, right?.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 09:00 PM (SRRAx) 87
>>>You DO know that one of the items on my Bucket List is to meet you in person, right?....
one of these days! Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:01 PM (1wjle) 88
Must have missed that - can you copy it for me?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (SRRAx) Upon the death of a commenter a while back, ace implored us in the strongest possible terms to take better care of ourselves as we are all valued members of this community. Quote 'Everybody quit fucking dying!' Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s) 89
Kelly's Heroes has a great third act.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:02 PM (1wjle) 90
Apparently it's a Japanese sheep herding contest and/or demonstration.
I'm surprised the dog can hear the signals with the announcer being so noisy. Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (C0Nlv) Looked to me like the sheep had done this a few times. They had even memorized their lines, so they didn't need their cue cards any more. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 01, 2026 09:02 PM (cEHXL) 91
City Heat with Burt Reynolds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:03 PM (zZu0s) 92
some Eastwood movies I'd like to see:
The Beguiled/ The Eiger Sanction. I always turn this one off because it seems too silly and Hero-y, like in an unbelievable way. Hearbreak Ridge. Thunderball and Lightfoot. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:04 PM (1wjle) 93
In the cool thing we won't be able to see dept, another astronomical event on June 17. The waxing crescent Moon will occult Venus, and it will be in the sky for all the continental US. Unfortunately it will be broad daylight. Only the eastern tip of Brazil will be able to see it much in darker conditions: t.ly/SYp6V Lunar occultations of Venus happen somewhere on the globe about a couple times per year. Half of those are in daylight. And it works out that a visible such event will happen at a given location about once in 31 years on average. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb) 94
I'd also like to see Any Which Way But Loose again.
I've also been jonesing to see the Dead Pool again. Almost bought all five Dirty Harry movies last month. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:05 PM (1wjle) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s) 96
I've also been jonesing to see the Dead Pool again. Almost bought all five Dirty Harry movies last month.
(Amazon had a deal for like $40 I think) Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:05 PM (1wjle) 97
>>>What kind of smart military blog IS this?!
i have seen very few war movies. I'm trying to correct that. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:06 PM (1wjle) 98
The Big Dummy reunited today with his Ohio dad, who hadn't seen him in a year. It was a very happy occasion for both parties. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 09:06 PM (O0L8i) 99
I enjoy hearing about your bucket list adventures too.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 01, 2026 08:58 PM (0SdQT) We were too tired at the end of each day to post anything from our New York trip! Sorry about that.... Suffice it to say that all 3 of us gals have WONDERFUL memories - I would even like to maybe go back there and spend more time in the Metropolitan Museum. We also had to ditch a couple of planned items, as we just ran out of time! But there are other adventures that Paul wants to be a part of - the grandsons will be out of daycare/preschool for a week in August, so I am hoping that we can escape the Texas heat and see some sights then. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 09:06 PM (SRRAx) 100
Hearbreak Ridge.
Thunderball and Lightfoot. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:04 PM (1wjle) Heartbreak Ridge is a mixed bag, in my opinion. Eastwood was Eastwood, and the majority of the cast was good. It was the official movie of the Marines in Grenada. But...Mario van Peebles. Holy shit he sucks. Small wonder he faded into Bolivian. Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 09:08 PM (0aYVJ) 101
Is Grenada considered a war?
Although I guess Heartbreak Ridge could be considered a post war, war movie. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s) 102
Holy shit he sucks.
Small wonder he faded into Bolivian. Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 09:08 PM (0aYVJ) Heh. I think he is supposed to be the standin for the audience. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s) 103
i just tried to watch this war movie because I was interested in the unit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Brigade_(film) but it's this nonsense version of it, clearly just using the name of the Devil's Brigade to make a knock-off of the Dirty Dozen. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:11 PM (1wjle) 104
4 >>>Deer snacks on cherry blossoms.
I like women who are easily impressed. I suppose I shouldn't admit that. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (syz1S) Never admit if you're looking for a woman with poor judgement I mean, a lot of guys, that's what it would take But you shouldn't say it out loud Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 09:11 PM (Sy6m/) 105
What, no one has mentioned Two Mules for Sister Sarah?
Paint your wagon? (Lee Marvin singing. Will, speaking. Rex Harrison singing.) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s) 106
We be all thinks Presdent Obama wood be good in a movie.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 01, 2026 09:13 PM (bla6R) 107
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (SRRAx)
Okay. That's good news. I've only been passing through today. It seemed like it was turning in 'Murderous Rage Monday" with each story. So I'm taking this good news, that's my last memory of the Horde tonight. Everyone have a great night. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 01, 2026 09:13 PM (Sco7b) 108
Downfall is war movie..."Bringen Sie mir Fegelein !!!!!"
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3) 109
Clint's characters were always more anti-hero than hero. Posted by: publius What about Rowdy Yates? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 09:17 PM (Cqx++) 110
My favorite Eastwood western is Unforgiven.
He has some other really good ones, but that will always be his best to me. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:17 PM (6ydKt) 111
>>>My favorite Eastwood western is Unforgiven.
I don't like that one. As Peter Griffin said, It insists upon itself. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (1wjle) Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (6ydKt) 113
Unforgiven, imo, is a mixed bag. The last 5 mins MAKE the entire movie, and make it a great one. But I still remember thinking 'this is kind of boring' a couple times for the first 2 hours.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s) 114
>>>but it's this nonsense version of it, clearly just using the name of the Devil's Brigade to make a knock-off of the Dirty Dozen.
Posted by: ace >The book is better. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:23 PM (D1E+2) 115
The death of Spock in the "The Wrath of Khan" is an almost exact copy of the death of the blind poet Rhysling in Heinlein's "The Green Hills of Earth".
Tommy Lee Jones death at the end of "Space Cowboys" is an almost exact copy of the death of an old sick man - D. D. Harriman - in Heinlein's "The Man Who Sold the Moon". I called my fellow Heinlein fan brother-in-law and asked if he had seen "Wrath of Khan". He yelled back "They stole it! Green Hills of Earth!" He called me years later, and asked if I had seen "Space Cowboys" yet. I yelled back "D. D. Harriman! They stole the ending!" Posted by: retropox at June 01, 2026 09:24 PM (3E1PV) 116
>>Never admit if you're looking for a woman with poor judgement
My entire life has been built around women with poor judgement. Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 09:24 PM (viF8m) 117
Some great writing, acting, cinematography and directing in Unforgiven.
It’s a dark flick and hard to like in spots but deserved the Oscar. Also one of my favorite Hackman roles as Little Bill. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:25 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:25 PM (1wjle) 119
My entire life has been built around women with poor judgement.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 09:24 PM (viF8m) This. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:28 PM (zZu0s) 120
But I still remember thinking 'this is kind of boring' a couple times for the first 2 hours.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s) Richard Harris being in it just so Little Bill can beat the hell out of him was a needless detour, for one. But yes, it’s slow right up until Ned’s unfortunate demise. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:28 PM (6ydKt) 121
In re: English stabbing death -- So now Alex DeBarge's two droogs, Dim and Georgie, are at last on staff in law enforcement in England? It only took 55 years for "A Clockwork Orange" to hitch a ride and take its place in England's future. You're kind of an underachiever, boy-o! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:29 PM (ixS3i) 122
A aged, terminally ill, cancer-ridden gunman takes a naive kid under his wing, and later saves him by sacrificing himself in a gunfight.
The Shootist? No, Eastwoods remake - "Gran Torino". Posted by: retropox at June 01, 2026 09:29 PM (3E1PV) 123
Eastwood has 8 kids by 6 different women. If he wasn't a movie star he could have been a NBA player.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:30 PM (WNOcj) 124
The Beguiled is one strange flick. Not even sure what genre it classifies as. Posted by: SpeakingOf Southern Gothic Horror Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:30 PM (ixS3i) 125
The Shootist?
No, Eastwoods remake - "Gran Torino". Posted by: retropox at June 01, 2026 09:29 PM (3E1PV) Interesting. They are pretty similar, other than Wayne had no family to contend with in The Shootist. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:31 PM (6ydKt) 126
Downfall is war movie..."Bringen Sie mir Fegelein !!!!!"
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3) ---- The film that launched a thousand memes... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:31 PM (gnNyN) 127
I always thought the kid in Unforgiven looked exactly like the kid in Outlaw Josey Wales.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (WNOcj) 128
Oh, God. I just remembered:
Firefox (cool plane) Tightrope (that is fucked up movie, I have no idea what to make of it) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (zZu0s) 129
The Beguiled is one strange flick. Not even sure what genre it classifies as. Posted by: SpeakingOf Mind Phuck. It belongs in the Mind Phuck genre. The girls were worse than he was. Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (QVmho) 130
Southern Gothic Horror
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:30 PM (ixS3i) That does describe it. I believe that one was based on a novel, too. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (6ydKt) 131
I've also been jonesing to see the Dead Pool again. Almost bought all five Dirty Harry movies last month.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:05 PM (1wjle) The two Harper movies are really quite good - I wish Newman would have done a few more. James Garner in Marlowe (1969) seems to be mostly forgotten, but I think it's a good movie - and it has Rita Moreno perform one of the best strip club nudie dance scenes ever put to film. Even my wife, when we were watching it, had to say "wow, she's good!" Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (edUvp) 132
What about Rowdy Yates? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. There he was more the bad boy and definitely not an anti-hero. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:33 PM (ixS3i) 133
Ill have to look up Marlowe. James Garner was great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:34 PM (zZu0s) 134
Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest cat of them all) came into my office, reached up, and tapped me on the shoulder to let me know she's here.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (gnNyN) 135
>>>James Garner in Marlowe (1969) seems to be mostly forgotten, but I think it's a good movie - and it has Rita Moreno perform one of the best strip club nudie dance scenes ever put to film. Even my wife, when we were watching it, had to say "wow, she's good!"
that's the one with either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Lee. And there's another classic detective movie with the other one of those two. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (1wjle) 136
"Space Cowboys" sucked balls. It marked the point for me where Donald Sutherland crossed over the line of insufferable and staked his claim to a goodly part of that territory. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (ixS3i) 137
I always wanted the infinity ammo MP 40 Eastwood used in Where Eagles Dare.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (WNOcj) Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:36 PM (1wjle) 139
The Shootist?
No, Eastwoods remake - "Gran Torino". Posted by: retropox at June 01, 2026 09:29 PM (3E1PV) I saw Gran Torino as a story about what happened to Dirty Harry when he was old and retired, and he had no family, and nobody cares about him and he doesn't care about anybody. I think Eastwood lets the character find redemption on his own terms. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 09:36 PM (edUvp) 140
Yeah, I loved Friefox when I was a kid,
Loved planes and helicopters so I was also into Blue Thunder and Airwolf. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:36 PM (6ydKt) 141
I always wanted the infinity ammo MP 40 Eastwood used in Where Eagles Dare.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (WNOcj) --- He must have used a cheat code from Wolfenstein 3D... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:37 PM (gnNyN) 142
Casablanca...is a war movie. "Play it , Sam."
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3) 143
what happened to Dirty Harry's wife?
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:38 PM (1wjle) 144
Airwolf! Whatever happened to what's his name?
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2026 09:38 PM (Q+gd/) 145
Everyone was a Vietnam vet in that era. Roy Schedier in Blue Thunder and Eastwood in Firefox. All slowly losing it/lost it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:38 PM (zZu0s) 146
that's the one with either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Lee. And there's another classic detective movie with the other one of those two. Posted by: ace You surely are not referring to "Red Heat"? Otherwise, it's "Kindergarden Cop" for you. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (ixS3i) Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt) 148
Per the internet, she was killed by a drunk driver (he tells someone in the first movie.) I did not catch that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s) 149
Space Cowboys" sucked balls. It marked the point for me where Donald Sutherland crossed over the line of insufferable and staked his claim to a goodly part of that territory.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:35 P WTF? Space Cowboys was awesome. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:40 PM (WNOcj) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:40 PM (ixS3i) 151
Jan Michael-Vincent was in Airwolf.
Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt) He died a broken man. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:40 PM (WNOcj) 152
Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt I don't think he WAS in anything in particular. Iirc, he went a bit crazy pants. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s) 153
My favorite Eastwood western is Unforgiven. He has some other really good ones, but that will always be his best to me. Posted by: SpeakingOf ============= Incredible movie. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. No, this is not sarc! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (n7rxJ) 154
Jan Michael-Vincent was in Airwolf.
Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt) --- So was Ernest "Mermaid Man" Borgnine... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (gnNyN) 155
The Beguiled? I've heard it described as Grand Guignol.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (6ydKt) 157
Oh, btw, in case there are other Buffy The Vampire fans. Nicholas Brendan (Xander( died recently. Drugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s) 158
>> What about Rowdy Yates?
That was a hero, indeed. That was basically Clint's breakthrough that got him noticed to go on to the big screen Western characters. A hero type doesn't need to be a goody-two shoes Dudley Do-Right, he can do the drinkin' and carousin' and all that bad boy stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (w6EFb) 159
>>>Eastwood has 8 kids by 6 different women. If he wasn't a movie star he could have been a NBA player.
Posted by: polynikes >What's the tally for Musk? He's racking the up like an MVP champ. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (D1E+2) 160
Ill have to look up Marlowe. James Garner was great. Posted by: Aetius451AD Ever see "36 Hours"? www.imdb.com/title/tt0057809 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 09:43 PM (Cqx++) 161
Off topic, but the oldest of the grifter sons from "Alaskan Bush People" is no more. Suspected suicide. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:44 PM (ixS3i) 162
>What's the tally for Musk? He's racking the up like an MVP champ.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (D1E+2) He's got 12 but only 3 baby mommas. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:44 PM (WNOcj) 163
He's got 12 but only 3 baby mommas.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:44 PM (WNOcj) Iirc, his latest mistake went on a stream with Hasan and trashed him. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s) 164
Joe Kidd is my favorite Eastwood western.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:46 PM (WNOcj) 165
>What's the tally for Musk? He's racking the up like an MVP champ.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (D1E+2) He's got 12 but only 3 baby mommas. Posted by: polynikes Got a ways to go to start a proper Martian Colony. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 09:47 PM (/lPRQ) 166
Ever see "36 Hours"?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0057809 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 09:43 PM (Cqx++) Mmmm. Eva Marie Saint. Ill have to look for that one too. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:47 PM (zZu0s) 167
Oh, btw, in case there are other Buffy The Vampire fans. Nicholas Brendan (Xander( died recently. Drugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s) The hot brunette just posted a photo of her in a two piece. Still hot. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:48 PM (WNOcj) 168
So was Ernest "Mermaid Man" Borgnine...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (gnNyN) Who was in RED with Bruce Willis. Thats a fun movie. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s) 169
The hot brunette just posted a photo of her in a two piece. Still hot.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:48 PM (WNOcj) Charisma Carpenter? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s) 170
Who was in RED with Bruce Willis. Thats a fun movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s) RED 2 was surprisingly good also. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:50 PM (WNOcj) 171
Nicholas Brendan had an infectious smile and should have gone so much farther than he did, a sad ending. I looked up the article and cause was listed as "cardiac issues" (he died in his sleep, apparently) but it's no secret that amphetamines and any other number of drugs wear out the heart muscle after years of abuse. He was 54.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 09:50 PM (edUvp) 172
Jan Michael-Vincent was in Airwolf.
Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt) Well, he's kinda been dead for awhile, so.... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 09:50 PM (snZF9) 173
Jan-Michael Vincent got into a nasty car wreck in 1996 that wrecked his voice and did his career no favors. Booze and pills did the rest. He lost part of his lower right leg to complications of peripheral artery disease and an infection in 2012 and died 2019, aged 73.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (WNOcj) 175
159 >>>Eastwood has 8 kids by 6 different women. If he wasn't a movie star he could have been a NBA player.
Posted by: polynikes >What's the tally for Musk? He's racking the up like an MVP champ. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (D1E+2) Saw an interview umpteen years ago with a long time nfl DB who had about a dozen kids by eight or nine women. Talking head thought he would be funny and asked the guy to name the kids. Mr DB couldn't come close. They segued quickly, but it wasn't funny, just honestly sad. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (w/O5Q) 176
Yeah that's her.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (WNOcj) She has not been in much since Buffy/Angel either, I don't think. She had a bit part in Veronica Mars, but that is all I can think of. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:53 PM (zZu0s) 177
Who was in RED with Bruce Willis. Thats a fun movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s) RED 2 was surprisingly good also. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:50 PM (WNOcj) Wanna get pancakes? lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 09:53 PM (snZF9) 178
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (w/O5Q)
My understanding is Musk is very involved or as much as the richest man in the world can be. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:53 PM (WNOcj) 179
Oh, Spider Noir is still good. Four or five episodes in (after the first resolution.) The black and white is very well done. It was meant to be seen in black and white.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:55 PM (zZu0s) 180
Wanna get pancakes? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 09:53 PM (snZ They all were good but Malkovich made the movies. Well they wouldn't have been as good imo. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:56 PM (WNOcj) 181
Scott Eastwood is in a WWII movie "Lucky Strike." Due out later in the year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 09:56 PM (jehhT) 182
They all were good but Malkovich made the movies. Well they wouldn't have been as good imo.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:56 PM (WNOcj) Imo, a better version of the expendables movies. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:57 PM (zZu0s) 183
I really enjoy watching dogs herd sheep. The sheep are like, "WUT?", and then they start out for home. The Sean the Sheepman videos are great. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:57 PM (ixS3i) 184
Scott Eastwood is in a WWII movie "Lucky Strike." Due out later in the year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 09:56 PM (jehhT) The only kid that looks like him. All the rest look like their mother. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:57 PM (WNOcj) 185
>>>179 Oh, Spider Noir is still good. Four or five episodes in (after the first resolution.) The black and white is very well done. It was meant to be seen in black and white.
Yes I'm going to review it. I loved the first four episodes, which do a great job of recreating a genuine hard-boiled mystery noir. The later eps turn more to sci-fi superhero stuff and while it's still good, I wish it had just stayed noir. Unfortunately I, and many many others, cannot watch in Black and White. The choice does not appear on our screens. I guess I can try watching on another tv where the choice does appear, but that one's smaller and not as good. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:58 PM (1wjle) 186
Nood, slightly early ONT
Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 09:59 PM (Sy6m/) 187
Unfortunately I, and many many others, cannot watch in Black and White. The choice does not appear on our screens. I guess I can try watching on another tv where the choice does appear, but that one's smaller and not as good.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:58 PM (1wjle) Huh. Thats weird. On my ps4 through the Amazon app, it offers you the choice when you first start watching that day and you can change it in the menus. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s) 188
>>>Huh. Thats weird. On my ps4 through the Amazon app, it offers you the choice when you first start watching that day and you can change it in the menus.
hm, I'll try hooking my ps4 up. Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 10:19 PM (1wjle) Video Released of Cops Chatting Amiably with Sikh Murderer as the Victim Henry Nowak Bleeds to Death on the GroundOne cop asks the killer, "Anyone injured besides 'im?" with disdain. Meaning, they knew damn well he was stabbed, and didn't care if he died or not. Because he was a Racist. The nice Sikh person who stabbed him to death said so, and we must never, ever question the word of a brown person. Suella Braverman is formerly a "Conservative" Member of Parliament who defected to Reform. (Maybe one day she'll defect again to Restore.)Suella BravermanReform UK's shadow councillor: Robert JenrickListen to him scream in pain as they cuff him. Who cares what pain a Racist experiences after a justifiable stabbing by a minority properly punishing him for his Racism? These cops are all still on the payroll. No offer of compensation has been made to Nowak's family for the murder they were co-conspirators in. Caution on the videos below: You will see agents of the state callously, almost gleefully, killing a man. And not a single American media outlet is covering it.
ConversationI'm not kidding -- the cops murdered him. And not just by slow-rolling his medical care. By putting him in a position where it was mechanically impossible for his lungs -- which were filling with blood -- to breathe, they murdered him. Weird how when a white man says "I cannot breathe" he's completely ignored. Even when there's a good reason for the inability to breathe -- six stab wounds plus being cuffed into a position that would make breathing even harder. Henry's father:
Katie MillerHere's Starmer grieving for George Floyd. Who didn't even die in the British Isles. Update: A former senior police officer in the UK makes excuses, claiming he's being "objective" while the rest of us are acting "emotionally." The interviewer points out the first thing they victim said is "I've been stabbed" and that the position he's in won't allow him to breathe. But the cops' -- and the governments' -- lie is that they didn't know he was stabbed because the Sikh Digwa lied to them. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 01, 2026 07:07 PM (iaj2d) Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (XuXeR) 3
Just nuke England from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure. Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (d+62M) 4
And we thought Nazis were bad.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (dtajH) 5
I hope every Brit sees the tape. This happened months ago.
I hope it starts the fire but it won't Britain is already lost. This is more a dying gasp. Literally. Posted by: Yasir Arafat at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (RIvkX) 6
/three nos sock off
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:10 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2026 07:10 PM (vSvIl) 8
That killer will kill again in the gaol.
He's got one purpose in life and that is the knife you. Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (d+62M) 9
God Save The Queer
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (TezPK) Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 07:12 PM (icdz0) 11
Keir Starmer
@Keir_Starmer This an awful, shocking case. Henry’s loved ones have gone through the trauma of a long trial and endured Henry's killer making up appalling claims about their son who was thoughtful, kind and deeply loved. It is right that the IOPC is investigating the police’s response to his senseless murder. And we must end the cycle of tragedy by tackling the horror of knife crime. ... ==== Yet again blaming the victim. The Islamists play the same word games. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:14 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX) 14
Listen to him scream in pain as they cuff him. Who cares what pain a Racist experiences after a justifiable stabbing by a minority properly punishing him for his Racism?
Depending on where he was stabbed, and I still don't know exactly where, cuffing him with his hands behind his back could make him bleed out more, and no doubt inhibited his breathing. At one point a cop says "I think he's going to be sick" as if his problem was that he was drunk, not stabbed. An all round fuck-up by the bobbies on this one. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt) 15
Britain is a cautionary tale for those that would consider surrendering their right to self-defense here in the former colonies.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (TezPK) 16
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (m5dJ5) Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (Fi81e) 18
The murderer's family also conspired with him to obstruct justice and destroy evidence.
They bear guilt as well as the London Met. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (RIvkX) 19
I'll inherit a cottage in England. I think I'll just burn it down and forget about it.
Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (TsnvK) 20
Open Season on, nah not gonna say it. Nobody in authority is gonna do shit about it. A huge seemingly ignored problem.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 07:16 PM (Gqar8) 21
In this instance, yeet the jeet is justified.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1) 22
'll inherit a cottage in England. I think I'll just burn it down and forget about it.
Posted by: Reforger England or the cottage? Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 07:17 PM (TezPK) 23
The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.
I just watched an episode of Top Cat. This is literal cartoon constabulary here. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 01, 2026 07:17 PM (kYmoU) 24
This is not just about knife crime. This is about police failure,
--- "Collapse" is a better word. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e) 25
If he was just gang-raped the cops would have dragged him into an alley had their turn.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:17 PM (/lPRQ) 26
Here's Starmer grieving for George Floyd.
Who didn't even die in the British Isles. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:00 PM There are pictures of him and a few other Labour grandees kneeling like Pelosi & Crew at the time. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (6ydKt) 27
London is rolling out the street version of the "Liverpool Path" of nationalized healthcare.
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (Fi81e) 28
No need to look and point at England. This happens right here in America.
Visit your local PD or Sheriff and see what they hang on the walls behind their front doors. The police are not your friends. Posted by: DEI and Federal Money at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (z20w/) 29
#I cant Breathe. I think it's fair we take that away from that waste of oxygen floyd. This is a a TRUE "I cant breathe" moment. Also actually legitimately criminally negligent "police" officers. They should do time.
Posted by: saar at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (lexfv) Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (XuXeR) 31
Listen to him scream in pain as they cuff him. Who cares what pain a Racist experiences after a justifiable stabbing by a minority properly punishing him for his Racism?
--- This is weaponized sympathy in a nutshell. Pareto scoring doesn't work with people who aren't willing to be sympathetic to actual harm because reasons. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:20 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 07:20 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:20 PM (Fi81e) 34
I hope every Brit sees the tape. This happened months ago.
I hope it starts the fire but it won't Britain is already lost. This is more a dying gasp. Literally. Posted by: Yasir Arafat Pol Pot could fix them. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:21 PM (/lPRQ) 35
If he was just gang-raped the cops would have dragged him into an alley had their turn.
I believe Mark Steyn has stories like this from the girls raped in England. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 01, 2026 07:21 PM (kYmoU) 36
Incredibly sad for this young man and his family.
We will never visit the UK again. I've known this for awhile, but this seals it. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 07:21 PM (WONhk) 37
My kid and his wife whom live in London:
But, you can visit Big Ben! (Overrun by rude, violent furriners) But, you can visit Kensington Gardens! (Overrun by rude, violent furriners) But, you can visit the riverfront! (Overrun by rude, violent furriners) But, you can visit Albert Hall! (Overrun by rude, violent furriners) But other than that, it's fantastic. Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2026 07:21 PM (m5dJ5) Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e) 39
"Disrespectin'" can get you dead. This is not new. What may be new is the definition of disrespect for certain subsets of the population.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Gqar8) 40
Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Vh9CX) 41
I'm shocked the UK government released this video.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (icdz0) 42
17 The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.
What? Murderers do that?! Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (Fi81e) Well, he shouldn't be a cop then, if he's so easily 'misled'. And whoever hired him should be fired too, for being so easily 'misled' as to his subordinate's capability to do the job. And so on up the line. They're all gullible fools, either to aliens or to each other, and they should all be sacked without pension. Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Sy6m/) 43
No need to look and point at England. This happens right here in America.
- Karmelo Anthony's murder trial is set to begin on June 1, 2026, following his indictment for the alleged killing of Austin Metcalf during a high school track meet. - Remember, it's an alleged killing. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (ndZc7) 44
I'm wondering how Nowak was up under the car against the house when they found him.
Did he run up and crawl under there after the Sikh stabbed him? Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:24 PM (6ydKt) 45
I grew up in Central Valley Calif, right next to a Strategic Air Command Base. Small town, and VERY mixed Race.
Mid to Late 70's, we were the absolute least Racist people I've ever seen... and yes, I've traveled the world and seen how Racist and Classist other countries are. No one cared about Race... NO ONE. Now, however, I am being attacked for my Race... and I am being forced to choose. And this will not end well. The Euro / American White Male built the modern world... and has proven time and again to be both the most productive, AND most Destructive Minority in history. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2026 07:24 PM (mP0Kj) 46
At least the Sikh killer wasn't carrying a gun!
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:25 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:25 PM (5P5DO) 48
The cops wasted minutes that might have saved this man's life. Moving him, cuffing him, etc, compromised whatever capacity he had to breathe.
Many minutes passed before the female cop called for an ambulance. Of course the NHS is bad so maybe it would not have mattered...but it would have mattered to the family that they tried to save him. My God, what kind of training have they had? You'd THINK stab wounds with all the stabby moose limbs. What part of "I've been stabbed" did they not understand, much less remove his jacket to look? Enraged. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 07:25 PM (WONhk) Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:25 PM (/lPRQ) 50
But other than that, it's fantastic."
A relative..."I can go to all kinds of events" Me: what have you gone to in the past 5 years? Relative: "uhhhhh" Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:26 PM (XuXeR) 51
Affirmative action was built on the single, grotesque lie:
That the only difference between minorities and Whites was due to racism. And it was sold, they would prove it, by merely giving minorities an equal chance. And then a hand up. And then extra help. And then a whole official and unofficial code of extra help. To the point of ignoring and denying any and all failures of minorities. And when all that--inevitably and predictably--also failed, there is only one thing left to do: Drag down and punish Whites. Even to the point of killing them. Because of a lie. A single, grotesque lie. A lie that has metastasized for decades to rot the whole body politic. To the point of killing innocents to keep an ugly lie alive. Policy: It is better that 10,000 white Britons are raped or killed than a single cop suffer a moment of guilt over accusations of racism. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:26 PM (73/SM) Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:26 PM (3uBP9) 53
White Privilege.
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Na5xP) Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XuXeR) 55
At least the Sikh killer wasn't carrying a gun!
Gotta wonder if by tackling the horror of knife crime he means banning knives or banning knives from the victims and leaving the religious exemption for the murderers. Well, not, I dont. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (kYmoU) 56
My contempt for humanity is certainly coming to a middle.
But no one knows how so many nazis did what they did? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s) 57
England stinks Like a septic tank do Bobbies will help The guy that stabs you When he goes stabby You never can win You can even get stabbed By little children Posted by: fd at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (vFG9F) 58
I hate that there is any comparison to George Floyd. One is nothing like the other.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (WNOcj) 59
Leftists taking victory lap that they cancelled the America 250 concert.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Tpp9k) 60
And you can hear how the police dismissed them and failed to take action to try to save his life.
------------- None dare call it "Conspiracy To Commit Murder." Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Na5xP) 61
Following the case, temporary Deputy Chief Constable Robert France has apologised on behalf of the officers but said they were “lied to” and would have been unaware of Mr Nowak’s injury, which he said would not have been obvious.
“This is an absolutely tragic case and my sympathies are absolutely with Henry’s family, his friends and his loved ones. I want to apologise, I want to say that I am sorry that Henry couldn’t be saved that night. I’m sorry that he was handcuffed and arrested in the moments before he lost consciousness. It’s quite clear that officers didn’t understand what had happened immediately, and that is some of the context I would ask people to understand. There had been a delay from those who chose eventually to call them. There were lies, lies from Henry’s killer in that 999 phone call, further lies from his killer as officers arrived on scene. Despite Henry telling officers he had been stabbed, it took them some minutes to realise what had really happened. But within three minutes of that engagement with Henry, they were giving him first aid. They had taken the handcuffs off and they were giving them first aid.” Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1) 62
What would make English "bobbies" suddenly have such disdain for their countrymen? It's a rhetorical question because we're seeing it perpetrated here, right now, with us.
Think it won't get worse here? It will. Long before it "gets better." Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (jehhT) 63
That the only difference between minorities and Whites was due to racism."
I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.... Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (XuXeR) 64
40 Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Vh9CX) England has become a dangerous hellscape for the peaceful native Britons, who are being oppressed by Vichy collaborators with the hostile settler-colonials. And without guns, there's nothing they can do to assert their right to safety and self-determination in their own country of origin. It is very sad. Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (Sy6m/) 65
Who is going to be held accountable for this scandal?
------------ In before the "Nothing will happen" crowd, and nothing will happen, Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (Na5xP) 66
Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen"
Thanks, but no. Posted by: man Hard pass. Get your country back, limey turd. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (RJBgA) 67
It's a stupid time to be alive. And dead.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 07:29 PM (D1E+2) 68
But within three minutes of that engagement with Henry, they were giving him first aid. "
3 fing minutes? What did they do for the first 145 seconds? Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:30 PM (XuXeR) 69
I'm not kidding -- the cops murdered him. And not just by slow-rolling his medical care. By putting him in a position where it was mechanically impossible for his lungs -- which were filling with blood -- to breathe, they murdered him.
----------- Crucifixion. Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:30 PM (Na5xP) 70
Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM This has our unqualified support! Posted by: U.S. Dental Association at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (XuXeR) 72
3 minutes. Bullshit. You can time it off the video.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (5P5DO) 73
Mid to Late 70's, we were the absolute least Racist people I've ever seen... and yes, I've traveled the world and seen how Racist and Classist other countries are.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2026 07:24 PM (mP0Kj) --- When the Fergusen riots occurred, I distinctly remember hearing "In Fergusen, of all places". The reporter was in disbelief. After I heard that, I looked into it. Fergusen had previously been considered a quite well integrated community. But when criminals can allege that some black criminals can be gunned down for "just being black", the whole "integration" shreds like kleenex. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e) 74
Thats what our Marxists are working on
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0) 75
Whites make up only 15% of the world's population.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (WNOcj) Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (XuXeR) 77
Good interview with Tommy Robinson by Ann Coulter ... have to jump to the 11 minute mark, link is to Rumble. Seems cops kinda sided with the English side in that huge protest. A good sign.
https://tinyurl.com/ycyxsxkf Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (vbXSk) 78
When officers arrived Henry Nowak was the bad guy and they cuffed him.
He bled out. Release the footage! [photo image of DEI Hire Cops] ------------ Ain't DEI Grand? Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:32 PM (Na5xP) Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:32 PM (XuXeR) 80
But within three minutes of that engagement with Henry, they were giving him first aid. They had taken the handcuffs off and they were giving them first aid.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1) In other words: When seconds count, first aid from on-scene anti-racist English police officers is only minutes away! Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2026 07:32 PM (5rh/l) 81
So one place to begin is for racism to not be a valid charge. Maybe Britain could manage to give that a trial run.
Posted by: Tar Bae at June 01, 2026 07:33 PM (uR4Tu) 82
Fuck you, Starmer. Get monkeypox and die.
Posted by: Not that I feel strongly about it at June 01, 2026 07:33 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Open Channel D at June 01, 2026 07:33 PM (tgTrV) 84
Thanks, but no.
Posted by: man Hard pass. Get your country back, limey turd. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory ------------ I think I read this morning in a JJ link that UK has lost 600,000 to out migration (mostly young whites) and imported 1,000,000 migrants. In 2025. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (JooXt) 85
England has become a dangerous hellscape for the peaceful native Britons, who are being oppressed by Vichy collaborators with the hostile settler-colonials.
Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (Sy6m/) --- Perhaps there just wasn't enough money--or raping girls--in just plain ol' boring governance. And the new colonializers offered new graft. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (XuXeR) 87
I could be wrong/sarcasm, but one thing you don't want to do with a potential sucking chest wound and severed arteries/aorta is drag them over gravel on their face and handcuff their hands behind their back.
I hope they sue the police, Starmer, the government, and anyone else they feel like it and then throw them in The Tower for beheading. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (WONhk) 88
BREAKING: Vickrum Digwa has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years after being found guilty of murdering 18-year-old university student Henry Nowak
------------ Old & Busted: Cultural Enrichment. New Hotness: Kill Whitey. Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (Na5xP) 89
72 3 minutes. Bullshit. You can time it off the video.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (5P5DO) Weasel words. Three minutes after they first started to interact with him which was after they talked to the murderer to see if he was alright and after they handcuffed Henry. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 07:35 PM (WNOcj) 90
i have no words for this outrage.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (2WIwB) 91
I could be wrong/sarcasm, but one thing you don't want to do with a potential sucking chest wound and severed arteries/aorta is drag them over gravel on their face and handcuff their hands behind their back.
I hope they sue the police, Starmer, the government, and anyone else they feel like it and then throw them in The Tower for beheading. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (WONhk) ------------- Even my wife and I have taken a "Stop The Bleed" course and carry personal IFAKs (Individual First Aid Kits). Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (Na5xP) 92
"That filthy mayonnaise monkey said something insensitive about my little hat while I was otherwise occupied with stabbing him a dozen odd times."
"Good Heavens, Sir, are you OK? Where is this man, so that we may arrest him for such Un-Engilshness?" "See that pool of blood? The one your feet are in? Little bit uphill of that." "Ah, right you are, Sir." Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (Ot/FD) 93
Who knew he could bleed out in 3 minutes?!
Especially while disbelieving he had been stabbed. So, it's unreasonable to expect a cop to diagnose a guy who claimed to be stabbed could bleed out in 3 minutes. Of course! Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (Fi81e) 94
when I watched the tape, I thought the lady cop said "his pupils aren't even reacting".
The kid died right there on film. Seems "enough" has come and gone several times Posted by: barbarausa at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (enw9G) 95
>>> Leftists taking victory lap that they cancelled the America 250 concert.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Tpp9k) Yeah it was inevitable, they destroy everything. And they will still run their anti-america concert that was set up in opposition. No problem with that. Trump still tries hard. I mean they almost killed him, tried to shoot him dead, but Trump is still trying to do the nice things. But there is absolutely no way to do that in post civilization america. There was bad stuff going down in 1976. But the coordination, financing, and legal protection the terrorists enjoy seems worse now. The left will do anything, kill anyone to get their way now, with most all of the GOPe and the media clapping along. This is a nation held hostage. Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (3uBP9) 96
Those two cops deserve to be locked in a crow's nest at a crossroads.
A reminder until their bones finally fall through the grate, of what justice should be for traitors to the people. Those two, Starmer at the other and a random Labor party member for the fourth. Let their last moments be agonizing starvation and depravation as the gaze upon the countryside they tried to destroy. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (73/SM) 97
BREAKING: Vickrum Digwa has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years after being found guilty of murdering 18-year-old university student Henry Nowak
Have.they arrested the police? Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (2WIwB) 98
A lot of people say that "oh, Sikhs are good people. "
Well, it's all relative. For India, up near the muzzies, they are great. Their culture is much much better than the muzzie culture, but they are still tribal. Very very tribal. Killing a white is not a problem for them. This is a very big problem. The West does not understand tribalism. We had better learn, and become tribal back at them damn quick. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (JooXt) 99
i have no words for this outrage.
Posted by: Diogenes Better make sure you have extra oil for that lamp. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (kYmoU) 100
George Floyd's death was just what lefties around the world dreamed of. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (n7rxJ) 101
Old & Busted: Cultural Enrichment.
New Hotness: Kill Whitey. Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (Na5xP) --- We're still in the It's Not Happening phase. With the added twist of And it's racist to think so! Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:38 PM (Fi81e) 102
Even my wife and I have taken a "Stop The Bleed" course and carry personal IFAKs (Individual First Aid Kits).
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (Na5xP) My "stop the bleed" kit is a little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder. I mean, it'll stop my bleed before it even starts. Other guy's, not so much, but, you know.... solve one problem at a time, or something. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:38 PM (Ot/FD) 103
BREAKING: Vickrum Digwa has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years after being found guilty of murdering 18-year-old university student Henry Nowak
Have.they arrested the police? Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (2WIwB) --- Good outcome. But Digwa is only guilty of starting the murder. Not finishing it. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e) 104
Good Heavens, Sir, are you OK? Where is this man, so that we may arrest him for such Un-Engilshness?"
"See that pool of blood? The one your feet are in? Little bit uphill of that." "Ah, right you are, Sir." Posted by: Warai-otoko "Oh, bullocks! What mess!' Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (RJBgA) 105
That killer will kill again in the gaol.
He's got one purpose in life and that is the knife you. Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (d+62M) Some UK judge will rule that he has to be allowed his knife in prison as it is a religious necessity. Then the muzzies will agitate for bomb vests. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (ExV1e) 106
but they are still tribal. Very very tribal. Killing a white is not a problem for them"
Indeed. Tribalism is human nature... Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (XuXeR) 107
>>> Leftists taking victory lap that they cancelled the America 250 concert.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Tpp9k) ------------ As some moron posted here a night or two ago: just let TPUSA put on the concert. And there are hundreds of patriotic country singers who would be happy to perform and give the middle finger to the Anti-American Death Cult Leftists trying to cancel them ... Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:40 PM (Na5xP) Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR) 110
Getting honkey blood on your shoes is like the seventh most offensive thing in Sikh culture. Or eighth, maybe. What month is it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD) 111
Sky News - Police apologise for arresting dying teen after killer's 'wicked' racism lie - as man found guilty of ceremonial knife murder
Henry Nowak, 18, suffered a stab wound to his chest and two to the back of his legs after getting into a row with Vickrum Digwa. When police arrived officers handcuffed the teenager after his killer accused him of launching a racist attack. Published May 28 In part, Vickrum Digwa was convicted of murdering 18-year-old Henry Nowak by stabbing him to death with a Sikh kirpan ceremonial knife with an eight-inch (21cm) blade. The 23-year-old told police he was the victim of a racist attack after he knifed the finance student five times in Southampton on 3 December 2025. He also did not tell officers he had stabbed the first-year student with the Sikh kirpan, as officers arrested and handcuffed Mr Nowak. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (looXz) 113
Further commentary from Dep. France:
“We referred ourselves immediately to the Independent Office of Police Conduct the following day and they’ve been independently investigating ever since. We are absolutely committed to acting on their findings. It’s clear to me the circumstances were complex. For example, Henry’s significant wound, the wound that was fatal, was deep and internal. The pathologist was clear in court that it would have been hard to find. The bleeding was inside Henry’s body. Sadly, there was nothing the officers could have done that night to save him. We should always listen to someone who is telling us they are injured. Of course, we will look at this and see what we can incorporate into our training, particularly first aid training, in order to improve, and we want to improve every day, the response of our officers. That is an absolute tragedy and, of course, if there’s anything we can learn from it, we will. These are private matters for the family and for others. What I’d say is we are absolutely open to any challenge or scrutiny that must come. Mr. France did not confirm whether the force had received any notice of litigation in relation to the case. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1) 114
Some UK judge will rule that he has to be allowed his knife in prison as it is a religious necessity. Then the muzzies will agitate for bomb vests.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (ExV1e) ------------ "A Koran in every can!" Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (Na5xP) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (SRRAx) 116
Following the case, temporary Deputy Chief Constable Robert France has apologised on behalf of the officers but said they were “lied to” and would have been unaware of Mr Nowak’s injury, which he said would not have been obvious.
“This is an absolutely tragic case and my sympathies are absolutely with Henry’s family, his friends and his loved ones. *** Your apologies,sir, mean exactly squat. Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (2WIwB) 117
109 little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder"
Benchmade bugout... Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR) It's a lovely little knife, and I got it for a steal. It would be utterly stupid to actually use it in a fight, of course, i'm just being a knucklehead about that part. But if you're a heavily taped up parcel that had the misfortune of getting delivered to my house, hooo, nelly, look out. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (Ot/FD) 118
Don't think for one second we don't have cops like this here in the states. Even taking race bullshit out of it the callousness, incompetence and indifference to life are quite apparent in American police as well. This is the problem when you put law enforcement on a war footing against civilians, whether it's "war on drugs," "war on crime," or "war on racism." The system attracts exactly the wrong kinds of people you want with badges, guns and qualified immunity, and with DEI they're scraping further and further into the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: God help us all at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (TbWk/) 119
88 BREAKING: Vickrum Digwa has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years after being found guilty of murdering 18-year-old university student Henry Nowak
------------ Old & Busted: Cultural Enrichment. New Hotness: Kill Whitey. Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (Na5xP) His mother was also convicted for “assisting an offender” for hiding the knife, but she won’t be sentenced until July, Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (6ydKt) 120
Fuck the UK
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd) 121
Getting honkey blood on your shoes is like the seventh most offensive thing in Sikh culture. Or eighth, maybe. What month is it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD) ------------- "It's Black Homo Athlete Trans Genocide Vengeance Pride Month of Rage, H8R!" Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (Na5xP) 122
Your apologies,sir, mean exactly squat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (2WIwB) --- Not to mention are empty and bullshit. Cops are given the power to take control of the situation. "Lied to" is a cop-out over not taking claims of the victim seriously. It's total bullshit. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (Fi81e) 123
117 109 little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder"
Benchmade bugout... Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR) It's a lovely little knife, and I got it for a steal. It would be utterly stupid to actually use it in a fight, of course, i'm just being a knucklehead about that part. But if you're a heavily taped up parcel that had the misfortune of getting delivered to my house, hooo, nelly, look out. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (Ot/FD) Knives like that I carry as a 'get your hand off my gun' tool. Also for packages. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (xcxpd) 124
England is failing fast
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0) 125
"It's Black Homo Athlete Trans Genocide Vengeance Pride Month of Rage, H8R!"
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (Na5xP) Oh, so that's why Serena Williams is coming out of retirement, then.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (Ot/FD) 126
I'll admit to being deeply disappointed because I've been a big Sikh booster in my time.
So was Tommy Robinson in his EDL years (which had a few Sikh on staff iirc). Tribalism sucks and I don't want to be a tribalist, because it likely won't end well for me either. The Sikhs in Britain missed an opportunity to show they weren't just another smelly northwest Indian tribe. They have, so far, failed. Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (gKWVE) 127
Note that the response of the government to this tribalism that prevents any due justice is ... to abolish jury trials.
Because, to exclude racists minorities--who will never vote to convict their tribe--from the jury is racist. So they have to take that right away from everyone in a desperate attempt to avoid addressing the real problem. And they'll do that here soon. Note last week's SCOTUS ruling that still bitterly clings to the disgusting myth that blacks can't get a fair jury trial unless the entire jury are blacks. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (73/SM) 128
Fuck the UK
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd) --- Who knew that "Anarchy in the UK" would someday merely be a description? Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (Fi81e) 129
>>>The West does not understand tribalism. We had better learn, and become tribal back at them damn quick.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) >The problem is when we get tribal, we get caught up in these 20 year wars choosing side. No boots on the ground. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (D1E+2) 130
You want to see The Crusades again?
'Cuz this is how you get The Crusades. And El Cid. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (SRRAx) *** I'm thinking more like civil war. And the British are likely to lose. Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (2WIwB) 131
We referred ourselves immediately to the Independent Office of Police Conduct the following day and they’ve been independently investigating ever since."
Codswollop. Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (XuXeR) 132
Note last week's SCOTUS ruling that still bitterly clings to the disgusting myth that blacks can't get a fair jury trial unless the entire jury are blacks.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (73/SM) --- See OJ. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (Fi81e) 133
His mother was also convicted for “assisting an offender” for hiding the knife, but she won’t be sentenced until July,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (6ydKt) ------------ OUT: Hide The Pickle. IN: Hide The Sickle. Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (Na5xP) 134
I'll admit to being deeply disappointed because I've been a big Sikh booster in my time. So was Tommy Robinson in his EDL years (which had a few Sikh on staff iirc). Tribalism sucks and I don't want to be a tribalist, because it likely won't end well for me either. The Sikhs in Britain missed an opportunity to show they weren't just another smelly northwest Indian tribe. They have, so far, failed. Posted by: gKWVE ================ New York Sikhs (thus, probably most nationwide) supported Hillary in 2016. Are they possibly yet another minority that's convinced Republicans want them to suffer and die because they're Different? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (n7rxJ) 135
98 A lot of people say that "oh, Sikhs are good people. "
Well, it's all relative. For India, up near the muzzies, they are great. Their culture is much much better than the muzzie culture, but they are still tribal. Very very tribal. Killing a white is not a problem for them. This is a very big problem. The West does not understand tribalism. We had better learn, and become tribal back at them damn quick. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (JooXt) I prefer Sikhs over a lot of Indian tribes. I Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (xcxpd) 136
128 Fuck the UK
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd) --- Who knew that "Anarchy in the UK" would someday merely be a description? Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (Fi81e) Too true Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:48 PM (xcxpd) 137
Note last week's SCOTUS ruling that still bitterly clings to the disgusting myth that blacks can't get a fair jury trial unless the entire jury are blacks.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (73/SM) SCOTUS is going to find out that it commands no legions. Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:48 PM (gKWVE) 138
I miss the rains down in Africa.
Posted by: Toto, dropping in for a jam at June 01, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1) 139
I prefer Sikhs over a lot of Indian tribes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (xcxpd) --- That still doesn't mean you're not going to find criminals among them. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:48 PM (Fi81e) 140
I feel sorry of Anglo-Saxons, yet like Californians they voted for it. With wool.pulled over their eyes.
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0) 141
Dude used his kirpan to straight up murder a guy. Fucker only wears the turban for all the white idiots to look at and go "oooooh let me show you how not racist I am".
... and then murder them if they don't. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:49 PM (Ot/FD) 142
Let them all burn in hell, the UK is done.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 01, 2026 07:49 PM (Q/FnY) 143
The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.
-------------- The brain power of British cops is astounding. They get to a crime scene and take the killer's word for the scene instead of checking everything for themselves first. Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2026 07:50 PM (Z8tay) 144
Anyway. In an earlier thread I clapped back at a few morons-of-good-standing that the Civil Rights act, and general jurisprudence, was "a shit law".
Here's your Civil Rights, lads. Right here. The Republicans should have let that whole regime fail before it could metastasize and, as spelled overseas, metastatise. Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:51 PM (gKWVE) 145
New York Sikhs (thus, probably most nationwide) supported Hillary in 2016. Are they possibly yet another minority that's convinced Republicans want them to suffer and die because they're Different?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (n7rxJ) --- I buy that. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:51 PM (Fi81e) 146
Oh, so that's why Serena Williams is coming out of retirement, then....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (Ot/FD) ------------- I saw a picture of her legs at that recent pre-Met Gala dinner and all I could think of was Flo-Jo (whom I loved, but was likely on steroids) and Secretariat. Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:51 PM (Na5xP) 147
UK banned Chunk Ugur and his nephew Hasan Piker. When you’re too much of a Jew hater even for Starmer. Wow.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 07:52 PM (Tpp9k) 148
A lot of people say that "oh, Sikhs are good people. "
Well, it's all relative. For India, up near the muzzies, they are great. Their culture is much much better than the muzzie culture, but they are still tribal. Very very tribal. Killing a white is not a problem for them. This is a very big problem. The West does not understand tribalism. We had better learn, and become tribal back at them damn quick. --- We used to skim the high IQ brahmins for computers and science. Now we take the low IQ dirka-dirkas and put them in control of 80,000 pounds of freight rolling 80mph toward your stopped sedan without slowing because you were stupid enough to follow traffic laws. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:53 PM (73/SM) 149
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)
Uh, he was stabbed MULTIPLE times... chest, legs, back. Yes, the one that killed him was deep, but he was bleeding from other wounds as well. This excuse, is crap. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2026 07:53 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:53 PM (RIvkX) 151
I expect the weird and bizarre nightmare of the UK police to ignore this, pretend it didnt happen and blame Henry for his own murder. They are beyond evil. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (och2J) 152
The Sikhs in Britain missed an opportunity to show they weren't just another smelly northwest Indian tribe. They have, so far, failed.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (gKWVE) If it came down to it I’d take Sikhs over Muslims any time. They are enemy religions after all. But the Sikhs are still tribals from the sub-continent, too, so never live under delusions that they think like Westerners. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (6ydKt) 153
140 I feel sorry of Anglo-Saxons, yet like Californians they voted for it. With wool.pulled over their eyes.
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0) In Calif we VOTED for it? There is evidence to the contrary... elections have been rigged for years. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (mP0Kj) 154
This is everything the FNM claimed the George Floyd case was about only here it is real
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (sKqQm) 155
>>> little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder"
Benchmade bugout... Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR) It's a lovely little knife, and I got it for a steal. It would be utterly stupid to actually use it in a fight, of course, i'm just being a knucklehead about that part. But if you're a heavily taped up parcel that had the misfortune of getting delivered to my house, hooo, nelly, look out. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (Ot/FD) Kershaw shuffle II is a great small knife, and has a bottle opener. I got mine with a tanto blade. You can clip it to a lanyard or pocket carry with a side clip. I have three Kershaw's, the shuffle, a 1776, and a massive 3.7" blade natrix copper xl. Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (3uBP9) 156
"Tribalism sucks and I don't want to be a tribalist, because it likely won't end well for me either. The Sikhs in Britain missed an opportunity to show they weren't just another smelly northwest Indian tribe. They have, so far, failed." Posted by: gKWVE
hmmm, I think "we" must be some sort of "tribalists". MAGA tribalists perhaps. And that may also mean Christian tribalists. No, we don't force people to join our religion, but we can prefer "our own". Our constitution perhaps defines "our tribe". But that too, may be inadequate. Inside our nation, the constitution perhaps is not enough to "define us". We can still "prefer our own", though many laws seem to be "racist" against the White Christian man. All other tribes are free to conspire together, but not the White Christian Man. Tannies Unite, Blacks Unite, Muslims Unite ... White Christians .. "NO, your are evil white supremacists that must submit". Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2026 07:55 PM (vbXSk) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s) 158
This is everything the FNM claimed the George Floyd case was about only here it is real
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (sKqQm) --- And nobody made it on to an ambulance. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:57 PM (Fi81e) 159
Southampton murders white people and cheats at football.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 07:58 PM (w8dnx) 160
The injuries were difficult to detect because the murderer is A KNOWN EXPERT WITH A KNIFE.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:53 PM (RIvkX) ------------ The murderer even delivered a "Chef's Kiss." Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:58 PM (Na5xP) 161
17 The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.
What? Murderers do that?! Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (Fi81e) Well, he shouldn't be a cop then, if he's so easily 'misled'. And whoever hired him should be fired too, for being so easily 'misled' as to his subordinate's capability to do the job. And so on up the line. They're all gullible fools, either to aliens or to each other, and they should all be sacked without pension. Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Sy6m/) Not fired, charged with accessory to murder. Posted by: Oldcat at June 01, 2026 07:59 PM (8avO+) 162
157 So, kid was killed in December.
Trial already. No details of this leaked out til now? Nice. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s) It was pretty much ignored by the media until the trial started a few weeks back. Nobody knew about the details until then. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:59 PM (6ydKt) 163
That idiot cop in the last video, what a fucking scumbag. How does anyone say what he did. Amazing. That is just straight up fabrication, what an incredible liar. Seriously, that is so fucking crazy I cant believe it. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 01, 2026 07:59 PM (och2J) 164
Fuck the UK Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd) __________ But, the NHS!!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:00 PM (O0L8i) 165
Southampton murders white people and cheats at football.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 07:58 PM (w8dnx) ------------ Is there a polymarket bet on the home of the future Caliphate in Europe? * checks grok ... and the answer is surprisingly "No, not yet." * Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 08:00 PM (Na5xP) 166
Ok. I can only take so much gloom for a day. Here is an article on how to feel better and make a difference :
https://tinyurl.com/25zw65r8 And yes, a foundation of religious faith helps. Good night, all See some of you on the tech thread tomorrow perhaps. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:01 PM (PFs9e) 167
The guy who knifed the other guy "misleading" a copy is material for a Python sketch.
Congratulations, London. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 08:01 PM (Fi81e) 168
"Get up, ya big girl's blouse, he just said he didn't stab you. Shake it off."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 08:01 PM (Ot/FD) 169
Evenin’, All. Back from my visit to my sister. She is still with with us, still quite feisty, and mostly still cogent. My brother and some really good conversations with her, which seemed to go awry only occasionally. I still have hope that she will remain with us a little bit longer.
Thank you for your prayers. Plus, we got to meet her four grown-up children plus her two adorable grandchildren. I had been estranged from my sister for over twenty years, and, all of a sudden, I see and hear and see, not only her, her husband (whom I had known since before their marriage, and who was not changed except for his gray hair). their children (whom I had last seen only as young kids) as adults, and her two grandchildren — Though I may be (or maybe not, knowing her), losing my sister, I have gained (or regained), it seems. her entire family, with her blessing. Thanks be to God! Posted by: Bulg at June 01, 2026 08:02 PM (77rzZ) 170
167 The guy who knifed the other guy "misleading" a copy is material for a Python sketch.
Congratulations, London. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 08:01 PM (Fi81e) Oh, i'm truly sorry! This is Racially Motivated Murder. True Declarative Statements is two doors down on your left. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 08:02 PM (Ot/FD) 171
I have thoughts best kept private.
Posted by: connected and litigious at June 01, 2026 08:03 PM (cS1cw) 172
British cops are more afraid of being called RACIST, than of letting of British white guy die.
And THAT is the heart of the issue. True also of most other Brits in power. So absurd, but true. Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2026 08:05 PM (vbXSk) 173
Was waiting for Cafe but can't wait any longer
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0) 174
Are they possibly yet another minority that's convinced Republicans want them to suffer and die because they're Different? Posted by: Blonde Morticia I don't want the to suffer an die. I want them to assimilate and become productive Americans. Should they choose otherwise, I'm co ing down very hard on the you ain't whitey side of tribalism when thee fecal matter hits the rotary air filtration motivator. Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 08:05 PM (QVmho) 175
We are tribal. Black neighborhoods and white neighborhoods.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 08:06 PM (Cqx++) 176
Is there a polymarket bet on the home of the future Caliphate in Europe?
* checks grok ... and the answer is surprisingly "No, not yet." * Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 08:00 PM (Na5xP) There will probably be several. Malmo. Paris. Madrid. Maybe Birmingham. The minute "White Europe" officially collapses, there's going to be a years' long war bloodier than any in living memory between all the shitty little factions of rugfuckers. They didn't all magically forget in which impoverished pisshole it was where they crawled out of their mother's rancid crotch. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 08:06 PM (Ot/FD) 177
British cops are more afraid of being called RACIST, than of letting of British white guy die.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2026 08:05 PM (vbXSk) --- No. This guy seemed to be a true-believer. He believed that it was more likely for a white guy to lie than a brown person to have stabbed him. A modicum of competence sure could have been used in this case. Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 08:08 PM (Fi81e) 178
I can't watch this one. Reading about it is enough for me. Arrest the bastard cops and their superiors.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2026 08:08 PM (n5tGW) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:09 PM (u82oZ) 180
Cop needs job
Cop blames white boy TA fukn DA Cop has job I promise you that if you ever run crossways of a black or mexicna and cops gets involved it is YOUR problem. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 08:09 PM (/+uur) 181
So, a woman and is that a guy or another woman?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:11 PM (DR/Xu) 182
176 Is there a polymarket bet on the home of the future Caliphate
* checks grok ... and the answer is surprisingly "No, not yet." * Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 08:00 PM (Na5xP) Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur) 183
Our own police did as much or more to people on Jan 6 and other times.
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 08:13 PM (YwEeS) 184
4000 gun death
12,000 car deaths murder 13,000 You are very luck if you do not KNOW a person killed by illegals. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur) 185
All the cops are white. It's like when they enable the rape gangs. The same gleeful indifference. It's so easy to train them to do this. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2026 08:16 PM (VWtfl) 186
183 Our own police did as much or more to people on Jan 6 and other times.
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 08:13 PM (YwEeS) Nan Nan created J6. Can you imagine MOAR evil. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 08:17 PM (/+uur) 187
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Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 01, 2026 08:18 PM (aD4fx) 188
The minute "White Europe" officially collapses, there's going to be a years' long war bloodier than any in living memory between all the shitty little factions of rugfuckers. They didn't all magically forget in which impoverished pisshole it was where they crawled out of their mother's rancid crotch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 08:06 PM (Ot/FD) cities will be a trap once the troubles start. No supplies going in means they starve. Posted by: Oldcat at June 01, 2026 08:18 PM (8avO+) 189
The minute "White Europe" officially collapses, there's going to be a years' long war bloodier than any in living memory between all the shitty little factions"
Aleric laughs and laughs... Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 08:20 PM (XuXeR) 190
Imagine if the situation were reversed and it was a Sikh, Muslim, or black kid laying there dying.
We’d be seeing riots, looting, and politicians kneeling to any camera put in front of them. George Floyd II - The British Invasion. That they managed to basically hide this story for six+ months is a testament to Orwellian narrative control. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 08:20 PM (6ydKt) 191
The didn't even say "What's all this then".
Posted by: jeannebodine at June 01, 2026 08:21 PM (MPk/0) 192
Our crime statistics are so out of whack because blue shit hole police departments are inputting incorrect demographics.
I've seen one screen shot where they had an illegal alien murderer from Central America listed as white. Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 08:23 PM (WNOcj) 193
he shouldn't be a cop then, if he's so easily 'misled'. And whoever hired him should be fired too, for being so easily 'misled' as to his subordinate's capability to do the job. And so on up the line. They're all gullible fools, either to aliens or to each other, and they should all be sacked without pension. Posted by: SciVo ================ Oh yeah, are you a cop? Imagine YOU had to arrive on a scene and find one guy bleeding and another guy with a knife in his hands. How would YOU assess the situation? Or what if you pulled a guy off a screaming young girl with blood all over her thighs? I mean, who's to say what's happening here? These cops have a very tough job, man, and when people unexpectedly try to mislead them, it it doesn't help that you judgmental types weigh in as if you were paying their salaries or something. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:23 PM (n7rxJ) 194
Britain, has been a silly, ridiculous and pointless country for some time, it becomes even more so by the day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:24 PM (XV/Pl) 195
That they managed to basically hide this story for six+ months is a testament to Orwellian narrative control. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 08:20 PM (6ydKt) ___________ Or a D Notice. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (O0L8i) 196
In other news, it looks like Clint Eastwood has officially retired.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (XV/Pl) 197
How about those Beatles?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (Cqx++) 198
Or a D Notice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (O0L8i) I’d hope not but I wouldn’t put it past Starmer. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 08:27 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:30 PM (QVJxT) 200
Update: A former senior police officer in the UK makes excuses, claiming he's being "objective" while the rest of us are acting "emotionally."
The interviewer points out the first thing they victim said is "I've been stabbed" and that the position he's in won't allow him to breathe. This guy is definitely a cop's cop. He will say anything to justify or minimize even the most egregious police misconduct. We have his ilk in police departments and in the expert witness pool, that'll tell you it was fully justified for a pile of cops to beat Kelly Thomas to death because he wasn't sitting on the curb the exact way the pig told him. Posted by: Authority is not right just because it's authority at June 01, 2026 08:35 PM (TbWk/) 201
Do Sikhs get to carry their knife in prison?
Posted by: Goatweed at June 01, 2026 08:55 PM (jK3NL) 202
— Though I may be (or maybe not, knowing her), losing my sister, I have gained (or regained), it seems. her entire family, with her blessing. Thanks be to God!
Posted by: Bulg We all too often are losing family at this age. It's a rare blessing to gain so much family, even at cost. May what comes come lightly. Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (N5734) Another Migrant Who Can't Speak a Word of English Plows His Vehicle Into Americans, Killing a Family of Four, Another Woman, and Leaving Forty Injured
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