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Noah's Recreational Ark Cafe

manedwolf.jpg
The maned wolf has long legs


Little girl missed her older brother, who's now going to Big Kid School. (Elementary school.)

Sea wolf.

Golden retriever is treated as a threat by kittens, until their mama vouches for him.

Copykitten.

A very cute rescued baby elephant.

Corgi helps.

Cat hostess.

Covid hoarding affected dogs, too.

Contagious yawning in cats. I could have told them all about this. I used to fake-yawn to cause a cat to yawn in reply.

The "sky train," a hanging elevated train with windows in the floor.

Horses on the beach.


A landslide in China. Scary.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1
Yay!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 07:31 PM (/QHx4)

2 Woohoo !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 07:32 PM (VyBeY)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

4
Hiya Skip

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 07:34 PM (/QHx4)

5 The cat flopping down the stairs is too cute.

That level of cuteness and silliness is not allowed in my household!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 07:35 PM (FZ29D)

Quick Hits

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The farmer who did the UK government's job for it and spotted the terrorists casing the Fairfield air force base says the government, get this, is covering the incident up.

Darren Grimes
@darrengrimes


The farmer who called in the RAF Fairford incident has spoken. And she's not having Wes Streeting's spin.

There were "definitely more than five," she says. Eight to ten. Faces covered. All dressed the same, "almost you'd have thought perhaps it was what they'd been told to wear."

Five were arrested. All five are now out on bail.

Streeting went on the telly to say she only had a "partial picture." Her reply? Nobody in any official capacity has even been in touch with her.

So: a declared major incident. The one witness from that night says more men were there than were ever arrested. Not one official has picked up the phone to her.

But the Defence Secretary found time to go on the BBC and mark down her account.

Something doesn't add up.

"Well this completely surprises me!" said a baby who was born seven seconds ago.


Report: Google and Microsoft used politically-biased algorithms to block GOP fundraising messages, blocking an estimated $117 in funding for Republican candidates.

I'm sure no one minds such beggary being blocked. But they didn't block so many Democrat begs for money.

A newly published study estimates that Republican fundraisers lost $117 million last year after email providers, chiefly Google, Microsoft, and Yahoo, inappropriately flagged GOP fundraising messages as spam while allowing Democrat fundraising emails through.

The New York Post reports that the study, authored by Dr. Cameron Ellis of the University of Iowa and Dr. Lars Powell of the University of Alabama, uses itemized Federal Election Commission (FEC) donation records to seperate first-time donors from repeat donors across the Republican platform WinRed and its Democratic counterpart ActBlue, then tracked how donations moved during two stretches of spam filtering last year.

The first stretch ran from June 30, 2025, when the GOP consulting firm Targeted Victory told Google that WinRed fundraising emails were landing in spam, through September 15, 2025, when Google dropped a spam blacklist called SURBL that the researchers say had been improperly flagging the messages. During that window, spam filtering cut first-time WinRed donations by 75 percent across Gmail, Outlook and Yahoo. The second stretch, affecting only Outlook, ran from February through April of last year, and saw first-time WinRed donations drop 83 percent. Together, the two periods cost Republicans 142,126 expected first-time donations, which the researchers converted into $117 million using FEC data.

"It's a pretty big number," Powell told the Post. He said the loss doubled as a gift to the other side. "You can really think of that as an in-kind gift to ActBlue recipients."

I shan't believe it:

EXCLUSIVE: Former WPATH President Linked to Multiple Pro-Pedophilia Academics and Activists Over Several Decades, Previously Advocated for Sex Offender Rights

Reduxx can reveal that a leading figure behind the World Professional Association for Transgender Health (WPATH), an organization which promotes the medical 'transitioning' of children, has a long history of working with pro-pedophile academics. Eli Coleman, a former WPATH president who oversaw and influenced the Standards of Care for transgender medical protocols for decades, has professional ties to multiple academics who either defended or advocated favorably for adult-child sexual relations, and had himself previously drafted Standards of Care for sex offenders.

Coleman is an American sexologist, professor emeritus, and former director of the Eli Coleman Institute for Sexual and Gender Health (previously the Program in Human Sexuality) in the Department of Family Medicine and Community Health at the University of Minnesota -- where WPATH was previously based for several years. Coleman was an instrumental figure in the development of WPATH Standards of Care (SOC), specifically contributing to the three most recent iterations: the sixth, seventh, and eighth editions.

Significantly, Coleman served as the Chair and Lead Author for the development of the Standards of Care 8, which recommended the validation of a "eunuch gender identity", and would later be revised to remove specific age limitations on the prescription of puberty-halting drugs to children.

He crusaded to see "eunuch" enshrined as a protected "gender identiy."


Through a series of investigative reports, Reduxx revealed that the Eunuch Archive, the forum sourced by WPATH, was co-founded by a man who would be convicted and sentenced to 15 years in prison for his involvement in a pedophile ring. Thomas Pidel was linked to over a dozen individuals who had subscriptions with a Belarus-based child pornography enterprise which sold thousands of paid memberships internationally to access child sexual abuse content.

Pidel, who described himself as a "boy lover," was active in multiple Usenet groups dedicated to pedophilia activism and castration fetishism in the years just before his arrest in 2004. Some of the groups Pidel was active in during this time were alt.support.boy-lovers, alt.fan.prettyboy, and alt.eunuchs.questions, the latter of which would become the Eunuch Archive.

The most popular stories in the Eunuch Archive depict the forcible castration of children, and, as previously revealed by Reduxx, of the approximately 10,000 pornographic stories on the site, over one-third involved minors.

Three academics identified exclusively by Reduxx as having played a foundational role in the Eunuch Archive gathered opinions from anonymous forum members which were published as research. The leading figure behind this work, Professor Emeritus Thomas W. Johnson, presented research they co-authored together at a 2009 conference in Oslo held by WPATH.


The collapse of "higher education:"

Companies Are Skeptical of New Graduates. Cornell Has Ideas to Fix That.

The authors of Cornell University's new report on "The Future of the American University" asked employers what they thought of America's new graduates, and the results were not flattering.

Companies have a "jarring" skepticism of higher ed, the authors found, thanks to a new generation of degree holders who lack key skills like handling uncertainty, compromising, and absorbing feedback.

That's because they've been taught that they're always right and challenging them is racist, even when -- especially when -- they know absolutely nothing about the topic.

The sprawling, 238-page report -- the latest in a series of self-interrogations by elite universities -- lays out a plan to once again instill essential skills by the time students walk across the commencement stage.

The report recommends a series of pedagogical "principles" that Cornell should implement or re-implement. "Sound judgment develops through practice, not transmission," the report says. That is, it's not just important what discipline-specific knowledge students learn, but how they learn it. For the report's authors, the road to "essential capacities needed to thrive in the professional, adult world" runs through the liberal arts.

...

To understand newer graduates' preparedness or lack thereof for the workplace, the committee spoke to a variety of organizations and alumni, Phoebe Sengers, one of the co-chairs, told The Chronicle.

One such organization was the Albany-area Chamber of Commerce, in N.Y., where an employee told the committee that companies had reported a greater need for conflict-resolution training, said Ariel Avgar, another co-chair. That squared with reports from the campus: Even graduate-level faculty say that incoming students, despite four years of undergraduate education, are found to be "underdeveloped" in relational skills, said Avgar, a professor in the School of Industrial and Labor Relations.

They just completely pretend they can't identify the real problem causing this: Uneducated know-nothings who have been brainwashed into thinking they have the answer to everything, and that answer is Muh Racism. And Muh Sexism, and Muh Transphobia.

...

The first commitment, toward "cultivating sound judgment," most directly addresses new graduates' lack of personal development. The report recommends a series of pedagogical fixes, including tightening Cornell's rules on late assignments so that students practice making tough decisions about competing priorities. And the university should anticipate that students will have moments of serious self-doubt, such as when they receive a bad grade in an important course, and "intentionally teach how to respond to negative feedback."

Their big fix? "Group projects." Terrific.

Let's just ignore all of the real problems:

Wesley Yang
@wesyang


While she was an undergraduate, Nikole Hannah-Jones wrote a letter to her college newspaper that included a reference to a completely fabricated claim that Africans visited the Americas long before Columbus and helped the Aztecs build their pyramids.

Many prominent black folx in media and politics have similar publication histories from their youth -- Kristen Clarke, who headed the Civil Rights Division of Biden's DOJ, wrote a letter to the Harvard Crimson endorsing the theory that "melanin endows Blacks with greater mental, physical and spiritual abilities." Ibram X. Kendi, then writing under his birth name "Henry Rogers", wrote in the Florida A&M student newspaper that wypipo invented AIDS as a biological weapon against non-whites.

One way to look at the 1619 Project was as a kind of gentrification of Black Nationalist cod history (referencing scholarship convergent with such critiques of American history that have proliferated in the last two decades) once typically espoused by a bowtied street preacher outside Brooklyn subway stations.

Pro America Politics
@proamericapol

🚨JUST IN: The migrant caravan from Honduras barreling towards the United States of America is showing no signs of slowing down.

Reports are coming out that it's GAINING IN NUMBERS.

Their plan is to overwhelm border patrol and force their way into the interior of the United States, where they know Democrats will protect them.

This is a national security threat that we are watching approach in real time.


Wesley Yang digests the case and says that being able to sue after years of racial discrimination is no big victory:


Wesley Yang
@wesyang


So the way this works is:

-- You are told not to apply for a job because you are a white man.

-- An underqualified person whose demographic traits match what you were explicitly told were the basis for the hiring is instead hired for the job, forcing you to do most of that person's work.

-- You are subjected to a racial struggle session in 2019 in which the trainer say that Christopher Columbus and all white people today are "cannibals" who are "like the devil" and include evil in their DNA.

-- Your supervisor calls you a colonizer.

-- You are told to step down from your job because you are preventing a POC from being promoted by continuing to have a job

-- You file a lawsuit in November 2022 for these overtly racially hostile and discriminatory acts.

-- You wait 27 months while evidence is gathered to see whether you have a legal claim worthy of going to trial

-- In February 2025, the district court grants summary judgment to your employer, dismissing all your claims.

-- You wait another 19 months for the 9th District Court of Appeals to say, in fact, your case can go to trial because civil rights law forbids racial discrimination against people of any color

-- The actual trial is potentially years in the future for unlawful abuses that derailed your career seven years ago

-- Takeaway: LOL Woke 1 was craaazy

The communist Nithya Raman takes the lead in the LA mayoral race, plus she'll have the legions of the homeless paid to vote for her as well.

This cuck:


Arnold Schwarzenegger is opening doors for Los Angeles mayoral candidate Nithya Raman ... bringing her face-to-face with some of the city's biggest power players, TMZ has learned.

Sources with direct knowledge tell us Schwarzenegger hosted an off-the-record meeting at his L.A. office last week, where leaders in Hollywood, business and nonprofits could ask Raman anything they wanted.
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We're told some of the attendees were shocked the former Republican governor would host Raman, a democratic socialist. But after hearing her pitch for tackling L.A.'s problems, some who came in skeptical walked away impressed.

Among those in the room:

At least 7 people from United Talent Agency -- which represents Schwarzenegger -- including his agent Jim Berkus
An executive from Main Street Advisors -- an investment and advisory firm with ties to major celebrities and athletes
The CEO of After School All Stars -- the nonprofit Schwarenegger founded to provide free programs for kids in underserved communities
The CEO of the LA Cleantech incubator -- a nonprofit that helps startups develop clean energy and climate tech
The director of the USC Schwarzenegger Institute for State and Global Policy
More business leaders including builders and other clean tech executives


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 06:20 PM (GfgtS)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 06:20 PM (PfKV4)

3 Not first but also not a lesbo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 06:21 PM (hzuYO)

4 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 06:21 PM (/C5Rl)

5 Not first but also not a lesbo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 06:21 PM


So you have that going for you. Which is nice.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at September 28, 2026 06:22 PM (/C5Rl)

6 MattY is a hack fraud Democrat whore.
Always has been. Always will be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 06:22 PM (s1VwS)

7 woohoo! gimme a quick hit on that!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:22 PM (VyBeY)

8 +1 for lucky #7 !

woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:23 PM (VyBeY)

9 OK, problem with terminology: eunuchs and catamites were most if not all unwilling.

Grannies these days... they are mostly just fucked up or attention seeking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

10 Testing new tablet

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 28, 2026 06:24 PM (DK5Sh)

11 "underserved communities"

that would be people who have trouble getting a bartender's attention?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:24 PM (VyBeY)

12 Testing new tablet
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

Passed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 06:25 PM (PfKV4)

13 >> All dressed the same, "almost you'd have thought perhaps it was what they'd been told to wear."

All dressed uniformly.
There is a word for that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ESbQX)

14 ”Well this completely surprises me!" said a baby who was born seven seconds ago.

They grow up so fast these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:26 PM (6ydKt)

15 JUST IN: The migrant caravan from Honduras barreling towards the United States of America is showing no signs of slowing down.

Reports are coming out that it's GAINING IN NUMBERS.

Their plan is to overwhelm border patrol and force their way into the interior of the United States, where they know Democrats will protect them.

This is a national security threat that we are watching approach in real time.


Send us more illegals!

Posted by: US Marines Wake Island 1941 at September 28, 2026 06:26 PM (I43vL)

16
Candance's rumored lesbian stuff is disgusting but her hatred of Jewish people is far worse.

Also, keep your sexual preferences to yourself.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:26 PM (/QHx4)

17 These perverted "mothers" gayifying their kids disturb me. Meanwhile my son and DIL are trying to get pregnant again after losing a baby to miscarriage last spring. I pray for a healthy baby for them every night.

These "mothers" don't deserve children.

Perhaps we'd win the mid-terms easier if the Honduran army invasion were shot if they tried to cross our border. I'm for this, altho voting GOP anyway. It's obviously being done to disrupt mid-terms and give a nasty whiff of the Ceuta invasion.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 06:26 PM (hzuYO)

18 Willowed:

Claim: Candace Owens is a Lesbian Who Cheated on Her "Husband" with a Woman, Keeps Multiple Gay Dating Profiles

Does it not behoöve us, as credentialed AoSHQ Commenters, before leaping tp any premature conclusions, to ascertain the answers to the two most concerning questions of the Commentariat concerning this matter?

1. Does she wear Crocs?

2, Are her partners "busty"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 06:26 PM (0sNs1)

19 Crazy Ivan!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 06:26 PM (I43vL)

20 Report: Google and Microsoft used politically-biased algorithms to block GOP fundraising messages, blocking an estimated $117 in funding for Republican candidates.

You're missing a word there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 28, 2026 06:26 PM (ExV1e)

21 When the invaders arrive at the border, open fire on them until the guns melt white hot on their mounts as soon as they cross the border.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:28 PM (ezlON)

22 Wes Streeting in England has a domestic partner named Joe. I'm not surprised. They'll be flying off roofs soon enough.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 06:28 PM (WyJlA)

23 Re: group projects

What I Learned in grad school is that somebody in the group has the greatest fear of a bad grade, and can be exposed, and stuck with the work, if you just procrastinate long enough.

Thank you, University of Michigan

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 06:28 PM (4HoLg)

24
I am a Grannie and I am not fucked up and attention seeking.

We need to stop painting people with a broad brush.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:29 PM (/QHx4)

25 10 Testing new tablet
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 28, 2026 06:24 PM (DK5Sh)


Tablet, what is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 06:29 PM (XE5AP)

26 Report: Google and Microsoft used politically-biased algorithms to block GOP fundraising messages, blocking an estimated $117 in funding for Republican candidates.

I still get waaaay too many. Well, some could be scams, but there's little difference between spam, scams, and political fundraising texts...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:29 PM (l3cgK)

27 " "Well this completely surprises me!" said a baby who was born seven seconds ago."

thx, Ace, LOL.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:30 PM (VyBeY)

28 That last bit is some sort of homosexual variant of Munchausen by proxy.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 06:30 PM (jBygX)

29 24
I am a Grannie and I am not fucked up and attention seeking.

We need to stop painting people with a broad brush.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:29 PM (/QHx4)

It is unAmerican to treat people as individuals. Everyone in America must be pigeonholed by something.

Posted by: Americans at September 28, 2026 06:30 PM (ezlON)

30 When the invaders arrive at the border, open fire on them until the guns melt white hot on their mounts as soon as they cross the border.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:28 PM


Glad I'm not involved this time. I can't afford to lose my mind a second time.

Posted by: The Gator of The Battle of New Orleans at September 28, 2026 06:30 PM (0sNs1)

31 29 24
I am a Grannie and I am not fucked up and attention seeking.

We need to stop painting people with a broad brush.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:29 PM (/QHx4)

It is unAmerican to treat people as individuals. Everyone in America must be pigeonholed by something.

Posted by: Americans at September 28, 2026 06:30 PM (ezlON)

I was worried for a second you would say pegged instead of pigeonholed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:31 PM (l3cgK)

32 One way to look at the 1619 Project was as a kind of gentrification of Black Nationalist cod history...

Trying to figure out if that's a typo or some real term that I don't understand. The rest of the sentence doesn't help.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 06:31 PM (vTZFs)

33 Manheim's gay son speech is in front of a "Human Rights Campaign" banner.

I used to see some links to their stuff, and think they were just another Lefty NGO.

Then I found out they are the largest LGBTQ political lobbying group in the U.S.

Now when I observe any more "content" from them through that lens, it makes more sense from the perspective of "supporting their mission".

Of course, that means it typically makes less sense to normal people that have been observing human behavior for their entire lives.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:32 PM (HlyYF)

34 $117 million.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 06:32 PM (fheZL)

35 23 Re: group projects

What I Learned in grad school is that somebody in the group has the greatest fear of a bad grade, and can be exposed, and stuck with the work, if you just procrastinate long enough.

Thank you, University of Michigan
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 06:28 PM (4HoLg)

I hated group projects so much I fought hard against assigning them in school.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:32 PM (ezlON)

36 While she was an undergraduate, Nikole Hannah-Jones wrote a letter to her college newspaper that included a reference to a completely fabricated claim that Africans visited the Americas long before Columbus and helped the Aztecs build their pyramids.

Because Africa was already full of pyramids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 06:32 PM (guGkK)

37 What a weird coincidence. Every midterm and presidential election cycle in recent history there is a convenient caravan of migrants making a rush for the US border. This has to be coordinated by MAGA.

The billionaires fund them just to scare voters to vote republican. Works every time.

BINGO! "Migrant caravan before elections" gives me a BINGO. I have that, ignores court rulings, fills his diaper(that was the free square), insults a female reporter, and violates the press' 1st amendment.

it’s true this time. Joe Biden sent a caravan of transgenders to steal your pets and your DOGE checks. The only way to stop them is with a golden ballroom!

600 whole people!!!’ You’ve got to be kidding me! How can we expect to live with not even a medium sized high school class sized group of people walking here? Seriously though, if 600 people who are walking here can’t be stopped, our border patrol sucks ass

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 06:33 PM (PkrKm)

38 "21 When the invaders arrive at the border, open fire on them until the guns melt white hot on their mounts as soon as they cross the border.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:28 PM (ezlON) "

this!

back in the days when a republican congress was refusing to fund a border wall (on grounds of fiscal responsibility, lol)
I was advocating that every panel of the wall have a tube welded at the top that would accept the pintle of a Ma Deuce.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:33 PM (VyBeY)

39 32 One way to look at the 1619 Project was as a kind of gentrification of Black Nationalist cod history...

Trying to figure out if that's a typo or some real term that I don't understand. The rest of the sentence doesn't help.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 06:31 PM (vTZFs)

Call of Duty?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:33 PM (l3cgK)

40 I'm sure the new invader caravan thinks that the Dems are gonna win the House and Senate and they will be waved in..... I don't think so... At least the waved in part

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 06:34 PM (+gK6I)

41 That last bit is some sort of homosexual variant of Munchausen by proxy.

Yes. A buddy's wife is like that. She managed to screw up one kid but one managed to turn out fairly normal.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 06:34 PM (vTZFs)

42 Josepha, if the tablet doesn't workout, try the capsules.

Posted by: Time-Release Contac at September 28, 2026 06:34 PM (Fn+3X)

43 One way to look at the 1619 Project was as a kind of gentrification of Black Nationalist cod history...

Trying to figure out if that's a typo or some real term that I don't understand. The rest of the sentence doesn't help.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 06:31 PM (vTZFs)


Seems fishy to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)

44 What a weird coincidence. Every midterm and presidential election cycle in recent history there is a convenient caravan of migrants making a rush for the US border. This has to be coordinated by MAGA.

Wut!?
Somebody's been smoking the wrong sh*t.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)

45 While she was an undergraduate, Nikole Hannah-Jones wrote a letter to her college newspaper that included a reference to a completely fabricated claim that Africans visited the Americas long before Columbus and helped the Aztecs build their pyramids.

Because Africa was already full of pyramids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 06:32 PM


I wonder what her reaction would be if she was told that black african people had nothing to do with the pyramids and it was white people who built them?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM (I43vL)

46 It's true. The more tan I get the more smarterer I get.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM (viF8m)

47 "it’s true this time. Joe Biden sent a caravan of transgenders to steal your pets and your DOGE checks. The only way to stop them is with a golden ballroom! "

unusually perceptive for a dirt-stupid dickless commie! +1 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:36 PM (VyBeY)

48 Does Marcia Gay Harden’s son go by her maiden name?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:36 PM (6ydKt)

49 Forcing their way into the US. Bull shit. This isn't the border of 2020.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 06:36 PM (QwZKw)

50 46 It's true. The more tan I get the more smarterer I get.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM (viF8m)

::: Starts to make comment about anal tanning, decides better not to :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:36 PM (l3cgK)

51 44 What a weird coincidence. Every midterm and presidential election cycle in recent history there is a convenient caravan of migrants making a rush for the US border. This has to be coordinated by MAGA.

Wut!?
Somebody's been smoking the wrong sh*t.
Posted by: jim

There were MANY similar comments. I had no idea it was a common belief. It inadvertently is an admission that unlimited migration into the US is deeply unpopular with voters.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 06:36 PM (PkrKm)

52 Sub-Saharan Africans never managed much more than a dugout canoe, which is good because they can't swim.

Posted by: Boatload of Sinkers at September 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Fn+3X)

53 What a weird coincidence. Every midterm and presidential election cycle in recent history there is a convenient caravan of migrants making a rush for the US border. This has to be coordinated by MAGA.

Wut!?
Somebody's been smoking the wrong sh*t.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)



To be fair, when your own side subsidizes the KKK and buys khakis for white supremacists, it does kind of make sense.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (guGkK)

54 You can use 37mm anti-tank guns loaded with canister shot, turning the weapon into a giant shotgun. It worked on Guadalcanal to stop banzai charges; it could work at the border too.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (fheZL)

55 MattY is a hack fraud Democrat whore.
Always has been. Always will be.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 06:22 PM (s1VwS)

Sees cause and effect...draws no conclusion.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (uhVAy)

56 I am never surprised by the stupid things actors and actorettes say. I am surprised when they say something intelligent. It happens so rarely.

Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (2Xqig)

57 46 It's true. The more tan I get the more smarterer I get.
Posted by: JackStraw

The secret to my success!

Posted by: President Trump at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (PkrKm)

58 The secret to my success!
Posted by: President Trump at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (PkrKm)

Orange is the new black

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 06:38 PM (+gK6I)

59 this!

back in the days when a republican congress was refusing to fund a border wall (on grounds of fiscal responsibility, lol)
I was advocating that every panel of the wall have a tube welded at the top that would accept the pintle of a Ma Deuce.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:33 PM (VyBeY)

Back before the barriers were put up at the border in El Paso - say, about 30 years ago - USBP patrol cars were placed at about 100 yard intervals from each other.

Open fire in them. You want due process? Go see CBP at a PoE, who can and will turn you back if you are suspect. If you can’t do that, you are an invader and should be treated accordingly. Especially in a caravan as such.(I don’t care if they are “military aged men” or not. Breaking fundamental laws is breaking fundamental laws no matter who you are.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:38 PM (ezlON)

60 52 Sub-Saharan Africans never managed much more than a dugout canoe, which is good because they can't swim.
Posted by: Boatload of Sinkers

That's super racist!!!!

Posted by: Benjamin Crump at September 28, 2026 06:38 PM (PkrKm)

61 Mat Yglesias is a known communist sympathizer

It is documented that he is on the take from the CCP.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (Pee1E)

62 Wut!?
Somebody's been smoking the wrong sh*t.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM


Avoid the brown stuff.

Posted by: J. Random Stoner at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)

63
Give them a choice at the border crossing. Go back or be shot.

It is long past time to be hardnosed.

Fucking leeches. They don't to assimilate they want to steal our tax money.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (/QHx4)

64 Hey, on that nirahmamandh commie person in LA. --

Anyone notice that the commie strategy seems to be
1. Identify terribly corrupt and dysfunctional Democrat city.
2. Run on "free stuff" and "new broom" to clean up

(And this is the big one right here --)
3. Actually implement good government. Not difficult since these cities are so corrupt. madmani is filling potholes. So doing 5% of the job is such an improvement over the DEI folks that were running things that is seems like a godsend.

4. Then leverage this to gain national power. They are not getting greedy like the black DEI mayors, they are saving their greed for the national level. They plan to take over and destroy us all, not just one or two cities.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (ESbQX)

65 I wouldn't doubt a cover up by the UK government. They are in bed with the Muslims

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

66 Mat Yglesias is a known communist sympathizer

It is documented that he is on the take from the CCP.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (Pee1E)

I'm sure they toss him the odd pigs head every so often.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)

67 Angle of the sun is starting to preclude decent tanning. My perineum cries out in agony.

Posted by: Anal Bleaching Continues Apace, Though at September 28, 2026 06:40 PM (Fn+3X)

68 Forcing their way into the US. Bull shit. This isn't the border of 2020.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 06:36 PM (QwZKw)


First, you get a good running start...

Posted by: The Asylum-Seeker's Handbook at September 28, 2026 06:40 PM (guGkK)

69 >>>Something doesn't add up.
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Hope she stays safe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 06:40 PM (Pee1E)

70 In response to the caravan, DHS put out a short tweet that said something like


Our Time Has Come

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 06:40 PM (viF8m)

71 I wouldn't doubt a cover up by the UK government. They are in bed with the Muslims
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

I just wouldn't rule out being incompetent idiots facing electoral disaster.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:41 PM (uhVAy)

72 71 I wouldn't doubt a cover up by the UK government. They are in bed with the Muslims
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

I just wouldn't rule out being incompetent idiots facing electoral disaster.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:41 PM (uhVAy)

Power of AND...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:41 PM (l3cgK)

73 Grannies these days... they are mostly just fucked up or attention seeking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

Well you cannot blame them. Their Vjayjays are dusty and they have a lot of time and money on their hands and no one really cares what they get up to.

I had a 70 something dinosaur show me all her hip and knee replacement scars at the bar the other day while her old man grinned and babbled about his time with her. She had a nice T-rex tattoo over one hip scar. Sexy!

They might as well enjoy themselves as they will be tango uniform soon.

Posted by: Smoke Em If You Got Em at September 28, 2026 06:41 PM (cCXR+)

74 I assume the President is aware of this buildup and is planning an overwhelming force of Border Pattol, NG, and whatever else it takes to turn the caravan away.

We could invite them onto airplanes and buses, make them think they're getting in, then take them right back from whence they came.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM (zYpTz)

75 4. Then leverage this to gain national power. They are not getting greedy like the black DEI mayors, they are saving their greed for the national level. They plan to take over and destroy us all, not just one or two cities.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 06:39 PM (ESbQX)

Where do most of the idiots populating Congress get their start regardless of party?

The lowest level. School boards, city government, county government. Few go straight into Congress. Some do but not a lot.

Always remember this.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ezlON)

76 I wonder what her reaction would be if she was told that black african people had nothing to do with the pyramids and it was white people who built them?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM


I think Kevin Hart is pretty funny.

However, I have seen him say that the pyramids prove that, "We wuz kings!!!"

He was not happy at all to be informed that those Egyptians were not black.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM (HlyYF)

77 Bouncing Bettys would work well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM (PfKV4)

78 I am never surprised by the stupid things actors and actorettes say. I am surprised when they say something intelligent. It happens so rarely.
Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (2Xqig)

The real smart ones don't say anything

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)

79 When they have a running start be sure to lead them by a little.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM (QwZKw)

80 The quote about CVS locks being removed being a huge quality of life upgrade reminds me of a recent Asmongold observation that has gained some traction. When the Left says the top 2% of society oppresses you, they're dead wrong. Most of the problems in your life are caused by the bottom 2%, and the Lefties that refuse to remove them from society.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM (PkrKm)

81 46 It's true. The more tan I get the more smarterer I get.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 06:35 PM


Vitamin D for the win!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:43 PM (HlyYF)

82 I assume the President is aware of this buildup and is planning an overwhelming force of Border Pattol, NG, and whatever else it takes to turn the caravan away.


Gas up the Warthogs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 06:43 PM (guGkK)

83 Yeah, well, my shampoo is still behind bars. What about my quality of life Matt?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

84
Which vacuum is recommended to suck out the cobwebs from my vagina?

Can I buy it from Amazon??

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:43 PM (/QHx4)

85 80 The quote about CVS locks being removed being a huge quality of life upgrade reminds me of a recent Asmongold observation that has gained some traction. When the Left says the top 2% of society oppresses you, they're dead wrong. Most of the problems in your life are caused by the bottom 2%, and the Lefties that refuse to remove them from society.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM (PkrKm)

TBF, those lefties make up part of the top 2%...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (l3cgK)

86 >>>And the university should anticipate that students will have moments of serious self-doubt, such as when they receive a bad grade in an important course, and "intentionally teach how to respond to negative feedback."

One word.

Participation trophies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (dK+Kv)

87 I assume the President is aware of this buildup and is planning an overwhelming force of Border Pattol, NG, and whatever else it takes to turn the caravan away.

Racist white border patrol agents on horses with whips!!!

Posted by: Another Leftwing Race hoax those retards still believe at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (PkrKm)

88 >>I assume the President is aware of this buildup and is planning an overwhelming force of Border Pattol, NG, and whatever else it takes to turn the caravan away.

See me at 70.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (viF8m)

89 56 I am never surprised by the stupid things actors and actorettes say. I am surprised when they say something intelligent. It happens so rarely.
Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (2Xqig)

The Critical Drinker came out with a good video a short time ago on this after Tatiana Maslany opened her pie hole.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (ezlON)

90 I assume the President is aware of this buildup and is planning an overwhelming force of Border Pattol, NG, and whatever else it takes to turn the caravan away.

Racist white border patrol agents on horses with whips!!!
Posted by: Another Leftwing Race hoax those retards still believe at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (PkrKm)

Just a quick call to the Mexican Govt should suffice.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy)

91 Oh and Matty Yglesias is a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)

92 “Most of the problems in your life are caused by the bottom 2%, and the Lefties that refuse to remove them from society.”

If you think about it, that bottom 2% is why we have to spend a lot of money on a police force, prisons, etc.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (ezlON)

93 >>I assume the President is aware of this buildup and is planning an overwhelming force of Border Pattol, NG, and whatever else it takes to turn the caravan away.

See me at 70.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (viF8m)

Bounties.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (dK+Kv)

94
Most actors are stupid. They parrot what their PR assholes tell them to say.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (/QHx4)

95 Was 84 a sock?
I know people are on it.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (Sco7b)

96 When they have a running start be sure to lead them by a little.
Posted by: Ben Had

Less for the women and kids. FMJ taught me this as a yute.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (PfKV4)

97 The Critical Drinker came out with a good video a short time ago on this after Tatiana Maslany opened her pie hole.

How's the Community Theater circuit working out for her?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (guGkK)

98 56 I am never surprised by the stupid things actors and actorettes say. I am surprised when they say something intelligent. It happens so rarely.
Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2026 06:37 PM (2Xqig)

The Critical Drinker came out with a good video a short time ago on this after Tatiana Maslany opened her pie hole.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (ezlON)

Always a bad idea to resurrect the memory of 'She Hulk' to anyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

99 I assume the President is aware of this buildup and is planning an overwhelming force of Border Pattol, NG, and whatever else it takes to turn the caravan away.

Racist white border patrol agents on horses with whips!!!

Posted by: Another Leftwing Race hoax those retards still believe at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM


Psst.....those ICE agents in that famous photo "whipping" haitians were hispanics, not white.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (I43vL)

100 Just a quick call to the Mexican Govt should suffice.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy)

To Sheinbaum?

She’ll give each of them a hug because applying force to them is SO MEAN.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (ezlON)

101 I am a Grannie and I am not fucked up and attention seeking.

We need to stop painting people with a broad brush.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:29 PM (/QHx4)

My fault: 'Trannies' - not 'Grannies'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

102
Sub-Saharan Africans never managed much more than a dugout canoe, which is good because they can't swim.
Posted by: Boatload of Sinkers at September 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Fn+3X)



And the pre-Colombian injuns couldn't figure out the wheel, until the arrival of Europeans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (y9nCu)

103 Just a quick call to the Mexican Govt should suffice.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy)

They can stop them at the Guatemala border if they want to. Trump had them doing it during his first term when these caravans were all the rage.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (6ydKt)

104 Which vacuum is recommended to suck out the cobwebs from my vagina?

GE model V-1050

Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (8uzBS)

105 Have horse and whip. Will Travel.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 06:48 PM (QwZKw)

106 Whoever posts on the DHS X account is brilliant:

https://tinyurl.com/8ncv4c5

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 06:48 PM (kX27y)

107 Actress Camryn Manheim: I always wanted a gay son. I have photos of my son in high heels, in full drag. But no! He's the only straight guy in his musical theatre company.

When Marcia Gay Harden told me her son had come out to her, I said, "Oh my god, you are so f**king lucky!"
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What a *vile* human being. Her son should throat punch her.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

108 Which vacuum is recommended to suck out the cobwebs from my vagina?

GE model V-1050
Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (8uzBS)
---
You need Dyson vortex technology.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

109
Stateless,

I don't hide behind socks.

Owww, I just got bit by a spider in my vag.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:48 PM (/QHx4)

110 Just a quick call to the Mexican Govt should suffice.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy)

To Sheinbaum?

She’ll give each of them a hug because applying force to them is SO MEAN.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (ezlON)

tell her that her trade deal is kaput if she can't stop a mob of NGOs from invading her country.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:49 PM (uhVAy)

111 77 Bouncing Bettys would work well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 06:42 PM


I bet some Bouncing Salma Hayeks travelling the other way would divert a large portion of the young male contingent.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:49 PM (HlyYF)

112 The caravan is coming towards Texas ? Can't the Governor and the President do something to stop them? It's an invasion and somebody's paying for it .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 06:49 PM (JrHfD)

113 I am a Grannie and I am not fucked up and attention seeking.
We need to stop painting people with a broad brush.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:29 PM (/QHx4)

I figure all of us who spend much time commenting on a blog are probably a little bit fucked up and attention seeking.

Even on a blog as great as this!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 28, 2026 06:49 PM (zYpTz)

114 When the Left says the top 2% of society oppresses you, they're dead wrong. Most of the problems in your life are caused by the bottom 2%, and the Lefties that refuse to remove them from society.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

-----------------
Who stops us from lynching those bottom 2%

The top 2%, that's who.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (ESbQX)

115 What? I make a spelling mistake (autocucumber) and people start agreeing- with the mistake?

What a world. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

116 Perhaps we'd win the mid-terms easier if the Honduran army invasion were shot if they tried to cross our border. I'm for this, altho voting GOP anyway. It's obviously being done to disrupt mid-terms and give a nasty whiff of the Ceuta invasion.

--

This is the kind of thing that sent millions to the polls to vote against the Democrats and for Donald Trump. A huge backfire may be the result of this obvious stunt. If people are seeing these waves of 1000s of people starting up the illegal caravans to crush the border, perhaps it may not send the message they think they're going to make.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (qBdHI)

117 What a *vile* human being. Her son should throat punch her.
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

He listens to her long enough to get her to pay his rent every month and then its back to the grind at the musical theater company.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

118 They can stop them at the Guatemala border if they want to. Trump had them doing it during his first term when these caravans were all the rage.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (6ydKt)
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I'm going to take a guess that images of people violently attacking the US frontier are not going to play out the way the Dems think.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)

119 Real Men don't use shampoo. Gojo will clean everything just fine.

Posted by: Or Acetone! at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

120 112 The caravan is coming towards Texas ? Can't the Governor and the President do something to stop them? It's an invasion and somebody's paying for it .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 06:49 PM (JrHfD)

Governor Abbott is heading over to Fox News right now. That’s his cure for everything.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (ezlON)

121 I got thinking last night about Nikola Hannah -Jones and her daughter. Her daughter was in danger at dangerous schools. If her daughter had been physically harmed or killed would mommy have written about it. If so she most likely have blamed it on whitey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 06:51 PM (WyJlA)

122 We could invite them onto airplanes and buses, make them think they're getting in, then take them right back from whence they came.
-----

Or helicopter rides...

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

123 94 Most actors are stupid. They parrot what their PR assholes tell them to say.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM


Actually, they are even stupider when the DON'T parrot what their PR assholes tell them.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:51 PM (HlyYF)

124 Orange is the new black
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 06:38 PM (+gK6I)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 28, 2026 06:51 PM (zYpTz)

125 If you think about it, that bottom 2% is why we have to spend a lot of money on a police force, prisons, etc.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (ezlON)

A little over half of a tenth percent of the United States is incarcerated. I'd bet that 2% number is closer to 0.01%

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 06:52 PM (F9nWj)

126 The caravan is supposed to make the Democrats look good?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

127 Those damn vag spiders.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 06:52 PM (PfKV4)

128 ***Pro America Politics
This is a national security threat that we are watching approach in real time.***
--

Nice, but you are not the people who should be watching this.
The people who should be watching this are the same people
who should have been watching the RAF base.
They are very busy jiggering their thumbs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Pee1E)

129 "Welco.e to your holdi g cell. If you don't have ID, we will assume you are Ugandan, and repatriate you accordingly. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (4HoLg)

130 108 Which vacuum is recommended to suck out the cobwebs from my vagina?

GE model V-1050
Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (8uzBS)
---
You need Dyson vortex technology.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

Flowbee?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (l3cgK)

131 I'm going to take a guess that images of people violently attacking the US frontier are not going to play out the way the Dems think.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)

They 'could' be intending to have them hit just before the midterms. Sprinkle some weapons in. Fire on border patrol. Patrol fires back. Hoping to touch off a massacre and then have headlines for the election.

Sure, it's evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

132 Even on a blog as great as this!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 28, 2026 06:49 PM (zYpTz)

I for one would never make tacky jokes referencing, say, Gal Gadot's acting talent...

Posted by: 88C+u's mouth doubles as a fridge for butter at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (88C+u)

133
Actress Camryn Manheim: I always wanted a gay son. I have photos of my son in high heels, in full drag. But no! He's the only straight guy in his musical theatre company.

When Marcia Gay Harden told me her son had come out to her, I said, "Oh my god, you are so f**king lucky!"

--

These women do not deserve to be mothers. They're not mothers. They're using their precious children as political pawns in their sick world of degeneracy. They care not one bit about their children's welfare. They make me sick.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (qBdHI)

134 126 The caravan is supposed to make the Democrats look good?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

They believe the polls ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (+gK6I)

135 Real Men don't use shampoo. Gojo will clean everything just fine.
Posted by: Or Acetone! at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)
======

Adam Carolla, is that you?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX)

136 Suggest a Shop Vac with 3 inch hose

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

137 Actress Camryn Manheim wants her son to be dorked up the squeak hole.

She is not a mother. She is a pimp.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:54 PM (dK+Kv)

138 It's interesting that the Left thinks the caravan is good for Republican turnout (presumably) and that it is an op from the right.


Maybe they are right, but surely no one on the Right is organizing this crap -- the infrastructure is all Lefty NGOs.

So who is doing it and why? I think it is fro the Left, and they are disorganized and decentralized and a large portion think that the US is already conquered and it is theirs for the taking as soon as they get Trump and MAGA out of the way.

Same with the muzzies actively stating that the US is muzzie territory and Christians better back off and convert. They all think they have already won.

So why? Well, it is necessary to sell you ideology to the troops to tell them that victory is inevitable.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 06:54 PM (ESbQX)

139 80, there it is

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:54 PM (VyBeY)

140 Camryn Manheim "I'm disappointed my son doesn't suck c*ck and take it in the butt" . Reminded me of a Norm MacDonald joke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 06:54 PM (WyJlA)

141 The caravan is supposed to make the Democrats look good?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)
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Yeah, this seems like an insane self-own, especially if Trump threatens to close the Mexican border completely and halt all trade - and Mexico crumbles, which it must.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 06:54 PM (ZOv7s)

142 That British farmer better shut up or the police will arrest HER. The UK police have an unbridled hatred towards the people of the UK. That is, native born UK citizens.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:54 PM (ezlON)

143 Report: Google and Microsoft used politically-biased algorithms to block GOP fundraising messages, blocking an estimated $117 in funding for Republican candidates.

I have zero evidence, but it would not surprise me if the EU told Google and Microsoft that they would get the Apple and Meta billion Euro lawsuit treatment unless they did this one simple trick.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 06:55 PM (xE0sV)

144 The caravan is coming towards Texas ? Can't the Governor and the President do something to stop them? It's an invasion and somebody's paying for it .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 06:49 PM


Pretty sure the "invasion" is fake and something the left made up to get democrats out to vote for talerico here in Texas. I expect he will fly down to mexico and do some fake photo ops with the caravan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 06:55 PM (I43vL)

145 This caravan isn't going to disrupt anything. Crikey, it is just more throwing shit against the wall.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 06:55 PM (QwZKw)

146 Yea, that's the one.

For all of you asking if the feds are watching and getting ready to respond, this is your answer.

>>Whoever posts on the DHS X account is brilliant:

>>https://tinyurl.com/8ncv4c5

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 06:55 PM (viF8m)

147 Give them a choice at the border crossing. Go back or be shot.

It is long past time to be hardnosed.
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Any confrontation needs to happen a good 20 miles inside Mexican territory. If the government of Mexico allows an army to waltz across their land to invade ours, I don't give a rip about Mexican "sovereignty".

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

148 They 'could' be intending to have them hit just before the midterms. Sprinkle some weapons in. Fire on border patrol. Patrol fires back. Hoping to touch off a massacre and then have headlines for the election.

Sure, it's evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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First thoughts.
Yep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 06:56 PM (Pee1E)

149 112 The caravan is coming towards Texas ? Can't the Governor and the President do something to stop them? It's an invasion and somebody's paying for it .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 06:49 PM (JrHfD)

Some might propose land mines and carpet bombers but others seem to think that a bit harsh.

I’m not opposed to water cannons, tears gas, smoke bombs, pinātas, and Menudo on loudspeakers 24/7 just to make it a little more of a fiesta.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:56 PM (6ydKt)

150 Pretty sure the "invasion" is fake and something the left made up to get democrats out to vote for talerico here in Texas. I expect he will fly down to mexico and do some fake photo ops with the caravan.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 06:55 PM (I43vL)

Why ? Isn't he like 1000 points ahead ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 06:56 PM (+gK6I)

151 They believe the polls ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (+gK6I)
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That's actually a very good point. If you believe that Talerico has a strong lead in Texas, you would push this because you think a majority of Texans have now turned on Trump and this will finish Paxton off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s)

152 140 Camryn Manheim "I'm disappointed my son doesn't suck c*ck and take it in the butt" . Reminded me of a Norm MacDonald joke
Posted by: Smell the Glove

This is more likely to turn her son into a groyper.

Posted by: which ironically in thuper dooper ghey at September 28, 2026 06:56 PM (88C+u)

153 These women do not deserve to be mothers. They're not mothers. They're using their precious children as political pawns in their sick world of degeneracy. They care not one bit about their children's welfare. They make me sick.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM


I once saw a clip of Cynthia Nixon talking about her trans child. She mentioned that every single mother she knew had at least one trans child.

I can (barely) understand a social contagion afflicting young, uneducated children.

If you are that susceptible to it as a grown-ass adult, you are very, very dumb person.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:57 PM (HlyYF)

154 gojo is for people working on cars all day.

Kirks Coco Castile is the One True Faith!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:57 PM (VyBeY)

155 ----

Any confrontation needs to happen a good 20 miles inside Mexican territory. If the government of Mexico allows an army to waltz across their land to invade ours, I don't give a rip about Mexican "sovereignty".

Posted by: Crusader
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Stopping the march before it's close to the border would be a diplomatic win for Mexico.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 06:57 PM (Pee1E)

156 That British farmer better shut up or the police will arrest HER. The UK police have an unbridled hatred towards the people of the UK. That is, native born UK citizens.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 06:54 PM (ezlON)

her cops might be an exception, because they responded to her report and went out to the location.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:57 PM (uhVAy)

157 I’m not opposed to water cannons, tears gas, smoke bombs, pinātas, and Menudo on loudspeakers 24/7 just to make it a little more of a fiesta.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Macarena over and over again.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 06:58 PM (E4rtv)

158 Those damn vag spiders.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 06:52 PM (PfKV4)

Deloris the Spider.

Creepy. Crawly.
Creepy. Creepy.
Crawly. Crawly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)

159 127 Those damn vag spiders.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

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I saw Vag Spiders open for The Fugs at the Fillmore back in '71

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 06:58 PM (ESbQX)

160 115 What? I make a spelling mistake (autocucumber) and people start agreeing- with the mistake?

What a world. Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

It just keeps getting funnier!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 28, 2026 06:58 PM (zYpTz)

161 ---------
I saw Vag Spiders open for The Fugs at the Fillmore back in '71
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 06:58 PM (ESbQX)

You were there too ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 06:58 PM (+gK6I)

162 Has an image of the caravan been published?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 06:59 PM (Pee1E)

163
There were "definitely more than five," she says. Eight to ten. Faces covered. All dressed the same, "almost you'd have thought perhaps it was what they'd been told to wear."

Khakis and sunglasses?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 06:59 PM (Cqx++)

164
Maybe they are right, but surely no one on the Right is organizing this crap -- the infrastructure is all Lefty NGOs.

So who is doing it and why? I think it is fro the Left, and they are disorganized and decentralized and a large portion think that the US is already conquered and it is theirs for the taking as soon as they get Trump and MAGA out of the way.

Same with the muzzies actively stating that the US is muzzie territory and Christians better back off and convert. They all think they have already won.

So why? Well, it is necessary to sell you ideology to the troops to tell them that victory is inevitable.
Posted by: bob
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7th Day Adventist NGO that was a former recipient of AID money and two widows running foundations from the money that their dead husbands left them. Came out earlier this morning.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 06:59 PM (E4rtv)

165 I once saw a clip of Cynthia Nixon talking about her trans child. She mentioned that every single mother she knew had at least one trans child.

I can (barely) understand a social contagion afflicting young, uneducated children.

If you are that susceptible to it as a grown-ass adult, you are very, very dumb person.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:57 PM (HlyYF)

there was a comic that protested against a producer who had three such trans toddlers. He lost his agent, his career as well. He's kinda a Tucker like guy now last I saw.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:59 PM (uhVAy)

166 Aetius, typos have been known to kill people around here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (QwZKw)

167
her cops might be an exception, because they responded to her report and went out to the location.
Posted by: Oldcat

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At some level up the chain of command, this has to be causing great embarrassment.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (4HoLg)

168 162 Has an image of the caravan been published?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 06:59 PM (Pee1E)

Uh.... Psst.. Read above... Ace put it up

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (+gK6I)

169 Hehe, noice.

"Glad I'm not involved this time. I can't afford to lose my mind a second time.
Posted by: The Gator of The Battle of New Orleans at September 28, 2026 06:30 PM (0sNs1)"

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (U/7CP)

170 163
There were "definitely more than five," she says. Eight to ten. Faces covered. All dressed the same, "almost you'd have thought perhaps it was what they'd been told to wear."

Khakis and sunglasses?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Eh, the others were their MI-5 handlers.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (E4rtv)

171 "black and tan, he's very small"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (VyBeY)

172 Who the fu*k is Camryn Manheim?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (2WIwB)

173 Braenyard, right here in the post.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (QwZKw)

174 I saw Vag Spiders open for The Fugs at the Fillmore back in '71
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Yes, that was our Kill For Peace Tour!

Posted by: Tuli Kupferberg at September 28, 2026 07:00 PM (Fn+3X)

175 Caravanquistadors

Fly drones over them with fake cell tower tech and make their lives miserable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 07:01 PM (nEUC6)

176 The left has been calling us fascist monsters for years. They want ICE defunded and disbanded. Senators fly to South America to meet with wife beaters and human traffickers. They file endless lawsuits to try and stop illegals from being deported.

Yes, they think video of those big meanies at DHS who will enforce the laws Congress passed to keep illegals out of the country will excite their base. Because their base is a bunch of psychos.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

177 130 108 Which vacuum is recommended to suck out the cobwebs from my vagina?

GE model V-1050
Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (8uzBS)
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Vacuums are useless for sucking out dust -- you need to blow it out with an air nozzle or power washer. Or send in a pipe pig with rooter attachment.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 07:01 PM (ESbQX)

178 They 'could' be intending to have them hit just before the midterms. Sprinkle some weapons in. Fire on border patrol. Patrol fires back. Hoping to touch off a massacre and then have headlines for the election.

Sure, it's evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)
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The people behind this caravan will use women and children as human shields.

They WANT women and children to be massacred.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 07:02 PM (FZ29D)

179 150 Pretty sure the "invasion" is fake and something the left made up to get democrats out to vote for talerico here in Texas. I expect he will fly down to mexico and do some fake photo ops with the caravan.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Usually this sort of crap is used to provoke a response and then the ads roll about how awful ICE, Border Patrol, etc. are. Just vile people doing this using human trafficking as a campaign stunt.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv)

180 I use generic liquid laundry detergent to clean my greasy hands and lots of other things. It works better than gojo or anything else. You just need to work it for a minute for the demulsifyn' to start.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi)

181 One word.

Participation trophies.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM


To be precise, that's two words.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 28, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

182 It's really kind of funny.

Democrats rig polls.
They then start to believe polls.
They then begin adapting their strategy to the polls they fake.
They lose and wonder how the polls were so wrong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

183 I am shocked that men who promote cutting off kids' balls are into having sex with boys who don't have balls.

Really.

Shocked.

I mean it.

Fucking filthy perverts who need a serious beat down by somebody's father.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 07:03 PM (GYqb1)

184 Usually this sort of crap is used to provoke a response and then the ads roll about how awful ICE, Border Patrol, etc. are. Just vile people doing this using human trafficking as a campaign stunt.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv)

At the same time we see ads in various places decrying human trafficking that tell you what to do if you suspect human trafficking is taking place.

Easiest thing to do is to stop it at the border.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (ezlON)

185 143 Report: Google and Microsoft used politically-biased algorithms to block GOP fundraising messages, blocking an estimated $117 in funding for Republican candidates.

I have zero evidence, but it would not surprise me if the EU told Google and Microsoft that they would get the Apple and Meta billion Euro lawsuit treatment unless they did this one simple trick.
Posted by: Community Notes
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Both Google and Microsoft are run by dot Indians nowadays and they are mightily displeased about the H1B, OPT, etc. crackdowns on their cheap labor force.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)

186
It disgusts me that the government gives our tax money to churches.

Most of the "churches" are responsible for bringing the leeches into our country.

Separation of church and state? Ain't happening.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (/QHx4)

187 "Vacuums are useless for sucking out dust -- you need to blow it out with an air nozzle or power washer"

Cylinder hone. Puts a nice finish on it too.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (MWfyi)

188 >>@EricLDaugh
·
7m
>>🚨 JUST IN: Sec. Markwayne Mullin announces DHS is surging to BLOCK the migrant caravan currently storming through Latin America toward the US — and the PENTAGON is also preparing to get involved

>>The Trump admin even has MEXICO stepping in to break up the caravan 🔥

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

189 Which vacuum is recommended to suck out the cobwebs from my vagina?

GE model V-1050
Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2026 06:47 PM (8uzBS)
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Vacuums are useless for sucking out dust -- you need to blow it out with an air nozzle or power washer. Or send in a pipe pig with rooter attachment.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 07:01 PM (ESbQX)

I don't want to know how you determined this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)

190 To be precise, that's two words.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 28, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

Lori Petty as Tank Girl: I have two words for you! Brush your teeth!

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (GYqb1)

191 180, this.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 07:05 PM (VyBeY)

192 It's really kind of funny.

Democrats rig polls.
They then start to believe polls.
They then begin adapting their strategy to the polls they fake.
They lose and wonder how the polls were so wrong.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

***

They really can be a self-licking ice cream cone.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 07:05 PM (2WIwB)

193 Speaking of the macarena..

https://youtu.be/bjOePNFRFRU

Hellooooooo Nurse!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 07:05 PM (6ydKt)

194 At the same time we see ads in various places decrying human trafficking that tell you what to do if you suspect human trafficking is taking place.

Easiest thing to do is to stop it at the border.
Posted by: Cow Demon a

I would put the organizers in the US including those two widows and the ngo employees in jail for facilitating illegal immigration. Time for the donors and organizations to be shut down and imprisoned. They are conspiring to violate US immigration laws with foreigners. Frankly, I consider them traitors deserving of the gallows.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:05 PM (E4rtv)

195 Separation of church and state? Ain't happening.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (/QHx4)

There is no separation of church and state. There is a prohibition of the state messing with the church. The opposite is not a law.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 07:06 PM (GYqb1)

196 Pretty sure the "invasion" is fake and something the left made up to get democrats out to vote for talerico here in Texas. I expect he will fly down to mexico and do some fake photo ops with the caravan.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Usually this sort of crap is used to provoke a response and then the ads roll about how awful ICE, Border Patrol, etc. are. Just vile people doing this using human trafficking as a campaign stunt.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:02 PM


And that is the point, talerico is up a couple of points in the fake polling going on right now but he needs a huge hook to get the democrats out to vote in force to put him over the top.


Hence the illegal caravan, it's literally made to order.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 07:06 PM (I43vL)

197 Surging is a little over the top. I put it ambling at best.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:06 PM (QwZKw)

198 Looks like no more than 200 probably 100 people in that caravan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 07:06 PM (Pee1E)

199 Migrants= Bums. We are already full up. You go away now.

Posted by: Case at September 28, 2026 07:06 PM (LMnda)

200 180 I use generic liquid laundry detergent to clean my greasy hands and lots of other things. It works better than gojo or anything else. You just need to work it for a minute for the demulsifyn' to start.
Posted by: fd


^^^^^^^^
This is true.
Use powder for abrasive action. The cheaper the better.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 07:06 PM (ESbQX)

201 See me at 70.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 06:44 PM (viF8m)

I love it!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (zYpTz)

202 The people behind this caravan will use women and children as human shields.

They WANT women and children to be massacred.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 07:02 PM (FZ29D)
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Yes, but they don't understand how conflict management works. Their little brains think that ICE is a bunch of trigger-happy killbots when in fact they are well aware of non-confrontational ways to do this.

The first trivial obstacle is breaking the fence. That's going to be an act of violence. If they make a breach and send women and children running through it, you just establish a cordon and pick them up five miles away. Oh, and sweep the sky of drones (which they can do now).

Since they were apprehended at the border, they can be instantly flown to Guatamala.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (ZOv7s)

203 192 It's really kind of funny.

Democrats rig polls.
They then start to believe polls.
They then begin adapting their strategy to the polls they fake.
They lose and wonder how the polls were so wrong.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

The numbers of mail in ballots are simply not coming in like in previous elections. Something is up this year as Dems depend on the margin from mail in ballots and early voting to build a huge cushion to offset election day votes.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (E4rtv)

204 Cylinder hone. Puts a nice finish on it too.
Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM


The crosshatching helps the piston rings for her pleasure to seat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

205 195 Separation of church and state? Ain't happening.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 07:04 PM (/QHx4)

There is no separation of church and state. There is a prohibition of the state messing with the church. The opposite is not a law.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 07:06 PM (GYqb1)

There is a prohibition on the State adopting a State Religion...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (l3cgK)

206 A few years ago Bill Maher said there was no such thing as a migrant caravan. I wonder if he still believes this?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++)

207 I would put the organizers in the US including those two widows and the ngo employees in jail for facilitating illegal immigration. Time for the donors and organizations to be shut down and imprisoned. They are conspiring to violate US immigration laws with foreigners. Frankly, I consider them traitors deserving of the gallows.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:05 PM (E4rtv)

A nice fine at the level of what their bank accounts have would be appropriate. Let them join the poor they love so much.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (uhVAy)

208 And that is the point, talerico is up a couple of points in the fake polling going on right now but he needs a huge hook to get the democrats out to vote in force to put him over the top.


Hence the illegal caravan, it's literally made to order.

Posted by: Mister Scott
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Talarico will definitely receive more Democrat votes than Republican.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 07:08 PM (Pee1E)

209
Shopping on Amazon. Thanks for the advice on cobweb removal.

You all rock. Well, some of you, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 07:08 PM (/QHx4)

210 Gojo and all those are just synthetic detergents.

Laundry detergent is the most concentrated form available. It cleans grease much better than gojo, as the hand stuff include lanolin and other oils to be less harsh.

Use the POWDER laundry detergent, and then apply hand creme if you want that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 07:09 PM (ESbQX)

211 Not one fucking illegal has ever been shot by any US agency for crossing the border and never will be.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:09 PM (QwZKw)

212 And that is the point, talerico is up a couple of points in the fake polling going on right now but he needs a huge hook to get the democrats out to vote in force to put him over the top.


Hence the illegal caravan, it's literally made to order.
Posted by: Mister Scott

I don't think it will work. Overton window has shifted to the right on immigration and the acting out of illegals has not helped their case with the normal americans.

And it is only an Anglo Democrat organizer that would think that Cubans and Mexicans would make common cause with illegal Hondurans. A lot of the Central Americans despise Mexicans and vice versa. And Guatemalans dislike Hondurans, etc. etc.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

213 The numbers of mail in ballots are simply not coming in like in previous elections. Something is up this year as Dems depend on the margin from mail in ballots and early voting to build a huge cushion to offset election day votes.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (E4rtv)


Gonna be a lot of toilets flooding all over America, but mostly in swing districts.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 07:10 PM (2WIwB)

214 her cops might be an exception, because they responded to her report and went out to the location.

Apparently as first responding clean-up crew. The terrorists weren't supposed to get caught.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:10 PM (a3CJ+)

215 Do not be surprised if Paxton beats Talafreako by 3%.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 07:10 PM (ezlON)

216 A nice fine at the level of what their bank accounts have would be appropriate. Let them join the poor they love so much.
Posted by: Oldcat
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If we took houses, cars, bank accounts for drug trafficking, why not human trafficking. Asset forfeiture.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)

217 If you wash your hands in gasoline first it helps too.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 07:11 PM (MWfyi)

218 There is a prohibition on the State adopting a State Religion...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (l3cgK)
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Separation of church and state is a liberal construct based on a distortion of something Thomas Jefferson said. It was about walling off religion French-style and creating a purely secular state. It is grotesquely unconstitutional.

The Constitution barred the establishment of a confessional state, like England had. Many colonies required affirmations of faith to vote and hold public office. That was what was banned.

It also banned the state acting against religion, such as banning public prayers, but of course somehow that got twisted into "prayers are illegal in government buildings, employees need to check their faith at the door," etc.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

219 Cow Demon, I'm going with 20%

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:12 PM (QwZKw)

220 Gonna be a lot of toilets flooding all over America, but mostly in swing districts.
Posted by: Diogenes

I don't think most of the street level people are willing to go to PMITA prison for the Democrat leaders. The low level types do it for the money, not so much ideology.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:12 PM (E4rtv)

221 her cops might be an exception, because they responded to her report and went out to the location.

Apparently as first responding clean-up crew. The terrorists weren't supposed to get caught.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:10 PM (a3CJ+)


They were clearly fit and well fed, but probably not too bright.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 07:13 PM (2WIwB)

222 Do not be surprised if Paxton beats Talafreako by 3%.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 07:10 PM (ezlON)
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Is Paxton that hated? I mean Talerico seems custom-designed to lose the race by 20 points. He does not hold a single opinion shared by the majority of Texans.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

223 A B-52 armed with cluster munitions would break up the convoy real quickly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 07:14 PM (WyJlA)

224 24
I am a Grannie and I am not fucked up and attention seeking.

We need to stop painting people with a broad brush.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:29 

Sorry. I was a little surprised.
I hope everything is alright today.
To me, things seemed different.
But I'm having 2 bad weeks myself.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 07:14 PM (Sco7b)

225 A B-52 armed with cluster munitions would break up the convoy real quickly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 07:14 PM (WyJlA)

Millimeter wave or sonic area denial would be appropriate, too.

Of course, plain ol' interlocking fields of fire would work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 07:15 PM (dK+Kv)

226 A.H. Lloyd, right there with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:16 PM (QwZKw)

227 218 There is a prohibition on the State adopting a State Religion...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (l3cgK)
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Separation of church and state is a liberal construct based on a distortion of something Thomas Jefferson said. It was about walling off religion French-style and creating a purely secular state. It is grotesquely unconstitutional.


Nope, the First was designed to prevent a national church such as what caused Europe to convulse in religious wars for over one hundred years. State Established churches continued to exist until the 1840's. Mass (Congregationalist) and Virginia (Anglican) were two examples.

Jefferson's private letter to the Baptists while president in 1807 was to commiserate with them about Virginia's State Church (Baptists were taxed, etc. to support the Anglican churches), but in effect Jefferson did nothing himself because it was legal under the Constitution. The First bound Congress but not the states on the establishment clause among other things.

Madison and Jefferson combined talents to try to get Virginia to approve a Freedom of Conscience amendment to the state constitution; they failed.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:16 PM (E4rtv)

228 The Brown Note would break up that caravan in 10 seconds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

229 Not one fucking illegal has ever been shot by any US agency for crossing the border and never will be.

Correction:

In 2005, Osvaldo Aldrete-Dávila, a Mexican national drug smuggler was shot by Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean while the drug smuggler was driving a van loaded with hundreds of pounds of marijuana. He was shot while fleeing.

Aldrete-Dávila sued (how he got standing remains a mystery), both Ramos and Compean were convicted on multiple federal charges by the George W Bush administration. Though they were sentenced to 11 and 12 years respectively, it was Trump in 2020 who granted both men full pardons.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:17 PM (/TiS1)

230 And it is only an Anglo Democrat organizer that would think that Cubans and Mexicans would make common cause with illegal Hondurans. A lot of the Central Americans despise Mexicans and vice versa. And Guatemalans dislike Hondurans, etc. etc.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)
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"Hispanic" is an artificial construct designed to lower the amount of White Americans in the census. Latin Americans have zero solidarity between them, and there are intense arguments over who speaks the best Spanish.

Some of the most vile invective I have ever heard happened after a guy in the dorms called a Columbian "Hispanic."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

231 Is Paxton that hated? I mean Talerico seems custom-designed to lose the race by 20 points. He does not hold a single opinion shared by the majority of Texans.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

No. But bear in mind two things:

1) Cruz beat Beto Pancho by about that IIRC.
2) establishment GOP is pissed that their man Cornyn is coming home for good after this and want revenge. Paxton is HATED by the establishment GOP. They tried to impeach him in a sham trial if you recall.

In a perfect world Talafreako would get all the votes in TX HD 50 and none anywhere else. But for the reasons above I say Paxton by 3%.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 07:17 PM (ezlON)

232 215 Do not be surprised if Paxton beats Talafreako by 3%.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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My guess 6-10. About the same as Bo French who is still polling ahead of his competition.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)

233 "Hispanic" is an artificial construct designed to lower the amount of White Americans in the census. Latin Americans have zero solidarity between them, and there are intense arguments over who speaks the best Spanish.

Some of the most vile invective I have ever heard happened after a guy in the dorms called a Columbian "Hispanic."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Yep.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:18 PM (E4rtv)

234
Eli Coleman, a former WPATH president who oversaw and influenced the Standards of Care for transgender medical protocols for decades, has professional ties to multiple academics who either defended or advocated favorably for adult-child sexual relations, and had himself previously drafted Standards of Care for sex offenders.

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An old wrinkly pervert.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 28, 2026 07:18 PM (VWtfl)

235 I have an old Dodge Caravan. Am I the enemy too?

Posted by: Here Legally, I Swear! at September 28, 2026 07:19 PM (Fn+3X)

236 Do not be surprised if Paxton beats Talafreako by 3%.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 07:10 PM (ezlON)
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Is Paxton that hated? I mean Talerico seems custom-designed to lose the race by 20 points. He does not hold a single opinion shared by the majority of Texans.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:13 PM


There are a bunch of pi$$ed off rino's that will not vote because paxton beat their patron corynyn. It's gonna be close probably closer than when cruz won over beto orrouke.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 07:19 PM (I43vL)

237 Nope, the First was designed to prevent a national church such as what caused Europe to convulse in religious wars for over one hundred years. State Established churches continued to exist until the 1840's. Mass (Congregationalist) and Virginia (Anglican) were two examples.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:16 PM (E4rtv)
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I think we are talking past each other. The Constitution limited the federal state, not all government everywhere, as was later enforced.

Catholics therefore received emancipation in the US before the UK. Now they might not vote or hold *state* office, but they could vote in federal elections and hold federal office. Michigan's territorial delegate was a Catholic priest.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

238
The numbers of mail in ballots are simply not coming in like in previous elections. Something is up this year as Dems depend on the margin from mail in ballots and early voting to build a huge cushion to offset election day votes.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:07 PM (E4rtv)

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Very good news! Thank you!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 07:20 PM (hzuYO)

239 The bad news is that you only have $500 in your savings account.

The good news is that if you live in Iran, you would be a millionaire.....

Democrat Message: Let's Make America Iran so we can solve the "Affordability Crisis" .....

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 28, 2026 07:20 PM (WRN1+)

240 207 I would put the organizers in the US including those two widows and the ngo employees in jail for facilitating illegal immigration. Time for the donors and organizations to be shut down and imprisoned. They are conspiring to violate US immigration laws with foreigners. Frankly, I consider them traitors deserving of the gallows.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:05 PM (E4rtv)

A nice fine at the level of what their bank accounts have would be appropriate. Let them join the poor they love so much.

Posted by: Oldcat
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Hanging would be a better example to future aspirants.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 07:20 PM (Pee1E)

241 232 215 Do not be surprised if Paxton beats Talafreako by 3%.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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My guess 6-10. About the same as Bo French who is still polling ahead of his competition.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv

Election 2026. Measuring America's Rot.
And trying to guess voter fraud.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 07:21 PM (Sco7b)

242 Illegal invaders should be able to reside in Minnesota, any New England State, New York and California.

As long as they stay there, they will not be deported or held to any criminal law whatsoever and will pay no taxes.

You know, like now.

Posted by: Mexican Joe at September 28, 2026 07:21 PM (cCXR+)

243 There are a bunch of pi$$ed off rino's that will not vote because paxton beat their patron corynyn. It's gonna be close probably closer than when cruz won over beto orrouke.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 07:19 PM (I43vL)
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I'm guessing they are not numerically large. Cornyn benefitted from incumbency and name ID and still got trounced. Only the obsessives are going to be willing to put up with Talerico for six long years.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s)

244 Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:16 PM (E4rtv)

This place.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 07:22 PM (dK+Kv)

245 >>The numbers of mail in ballots are simply not coming in like in previous elections. Something is up this year as Dems depend on the margin from mail in ballots and early voting to build a huge cushion to offset election day votes.

I think one of the things that's up is Harmeet Dhillion. Her team has been going after election integrity issues she the day she was sworn in. And she's winning a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

246 Bushies going to get the vapors again.

From X.
Brandon Waltens
@bwaltens
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7h
Inbox: @KenPaxtonTX has launched an investigation into Blue Cross Blue Shield of Texas over allegations it denied or delayed urgent, medically necessary care

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:22 PM (E4rtv)

247 gojo is for people working on cars all day.

Kirks Coco Castile is the One True Faith!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:57 PM (VyBeY)


Lava soap when the nitty gets gritty!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 07:23 PM (fheZL)

248 Dhillon

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 07:24 PM (viF8m)

249 No. But bear in mind two things:

1) Cruz beat Beto Pancho by about that IIRC.
2) establishment GOP is pissed that their man Cornyn is coming home for good after this and want revenge. Paxton is HATED by the establishment GOP. They tried to impeach him in a sham trial if you recall.

In a perfect world Talafreako would get all the votes in TX HD 50 and none anywhere else. But for the reasons above I say Paxton by 3%.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 07:17 PM


Currently talerico is leading in every single published "poll". Granted they are all mostly within the margin of error so when he loses they can claim they were still accurate, but he is leading by about 2 points state wide.


At this time in the cruz beto campaign in 2018 cruz lead almost every poll within the margin of error. I suspect we are being gaslight by the hundreds of millions of $$$$$ coming in from out of state. talerico is getting even more out of state money that robert francis orrouke did.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 07:24 PM (I43vL)

250 211 Not one fucking illegal has ever been shot by any US agency for crossing the border and never will be.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:09 PM (QwZKw)

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There's always a first time? I can hope as I want to fire on them when I see videos. Feeling a bit violent over illegals.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 07:24 PM (hzuYO)

251 I think one of the things that's up is Harmeet Dhillion. Her team has been going after election integrity issues she the day she was sworn in. And she's winning a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw

I think that is a chill on the vote harvesting ops along with the Administration sending a shot across the bow about counting illegal votes and personal responsibility for the Sec. of States and local election people enabling it.

Democrat response is that they will get these voters to early vote. We should start seeing any of that in the next couple of weeks if that is true.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:24 PM (E4rtv)

252 Bo French will find being TX RR Commissioner to be deeply traumatizing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 07:24 PM (ezlON)

253 JackStraw, Yep.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:25 PM (QwZKw)

254 Their plan is to overwhelm border patrol and force their way into the interior of the United States

The Germans had the same plan with Russia and a lot more people and it still didn't work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 07:25 PM (guGkK)

255 I think one of the things that's up is Harmeet Dhillion. Her team has been going after election integrity issues she the day she was sworn in. And she's winning a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)
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The Post Office has been mobilized. Even with the EOs suspended, the Postal Inspectors have the inherent authority to track mail, and investigate suspicious patterns.

I'm sure internal directives have gone out prioritizing fake addresses and since all mail is now scanned, known locations (sports arenas, libraries, parking lots) can be flagged and referred to DoJ.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:25 PM (ZOv7s)

256 Is anyone watching the Ron Johnson roundtable hearing on Covid? OMG, so many lives were destroyed. I'm mad all over again.

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 07:25 PM (kX27y)

257 The Germans had the same plan with Russia and a lot more people and it still didn't work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 07:25 PM (guGkK)
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It did the first time, not so much for the second.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:26 PM (ZOv7s)

258 They are doing it again because you didn’t hang them last time!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 07:26 PM (fheZL)

259 At this time in the cruz beto campaign in 2018 cruz lead almost every poll within the margin of error. I suspect we are being gaslight by the hundreds of millions of $$$$$ coming in from out of state. talerico is getting even more out of state money that robert francis orrouke did.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 07:24 PM (I43vL)

I doubt it, but regardless that money isn't being spent in Texas, but in paying off DNC loans.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 07:26 PM (uhVAy)

260 Christy Blinky, The days of head on confrontation are gone. Think small kinetic actions and be sated.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:27 PM (QwZKw)

261 "Their plan is to overwhelm border patrol and force their way into the interior of the United States"

That seems like a very poor plan while we have PDT. It's probably just bullshit propaganda.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

262
>>The numbers of mail in ballots are simply not coming in like in previous elections. Something is up this year as Dems depend on the margin from mail in ballots and early voting to build a huge cushion to offset election day votes.

It will be like the end of Miracle on 34th St as the mail men march in with bag after bag of votes for Santa.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 07:27 PM (Cqx++)

263 At this time in the cruz beto campaign in 2018 cruz lead almost every poll within the margin of error. I suspect we are being gaslight by the hundreds of millions of $$$$$ coming in from out of state. talerico is getting even more out of state money that robert francis orrouke did.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 07:24 PM (I43vL)
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Yes, but 2018 was a lifetime ago. Pre-pandemic. Pre-lockdown. The Dems have pulled out all the stops, and are going for broke. So they are pressuring pollsters to shape the election environment directly.

Plus you have many pollsters who went full-on insane with TDS.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 07:28 PM (ZOv7s)

264
Inform Mexico that a border closing at all road and rail crossings for security reasons will take place before this paid for demonstration gets anywhere close to the U S.

Let's find out how you say elbows up in Spanish.

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 07:28 PM (Y8DZL)

265 I think we are talking past each other. The Constitution limited the federal state, not all government everywhere, as was later enforced.

Catholics therefore received emancipation in the US before the UK. Now they might not vote or hold *state* office, but they could vote in federal elections and hold federal office. Michigan's territorial delegate was a Catholic priest.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Replying to both folks is a pain sometimes on clarity. But Madison and Jefferson represented the minority opinion on state churches and a more secular separation of church and state. Scotus ignored this purposefully when they did Everson v. Board of Education. Hugo Black wrote an ahistoric opinion using Jefferson to peg his argument around when Jefferson had lost that argument. Sort of like citing a dissent rather than precedent.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

266 Democrat response is that they will get these voters to early vote. We should start seeing any of that in the next couple of weeks if that is true.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:24 PM


Early voting has already started in some states already. Early voting starts her in Texas Oct 19.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 07:29 PM (I43vL)

267 They are doing it again because you didn’t hang them last time!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 07:26 PM (fheZL)
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This guy gets it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:30 PM (RIvkX)

268 Inbox: @KenPaxtonTX has launched an investigation into Blue Cross Blue Shield of Texas over allegations it denied or delayed urgent, medically necessary care

I've been revisiting this issue, particularly in light of the massive amounts of medical billing fraud that has been institutionalized by algorithms that are designed to over-bill the insurance companies by including all kinds of sketchy codes into the billing invoice.

Many if not all hospitals are either deep into this scam or are learning it since it adds tremendously to the bottom line. Given current day medical "ethics" this is on brand.

So naturally, the best move that the insurance company can do is reject all but the most obviously honest claims. The con men will just bump and go, but those with true claims will fight.

The system has devoloved into a low trust proposition where legitimate claims need to be simple and understated or vigorously fought just to filter out rampant fraud.

Its not a perfect system, but we have devolved into detestable liars and thieves.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:30 PM (nAS9C)

269 It will be like the end of Miracle on 34th St as the mail men march in with bag after bag of votes for Santa.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yeah, they are not going to get away with mail in ballots that no one requested this year. If they try to cheat, it will be some other way.

Those states that use cheat by mail as the regular voting system, dunno. Might make a difference in AZ perhaps.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 07:31 PM (E4rtv)

270
CAFE

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 07:31 PM (/QHx4)

271
It was established years ago that these wetback caravans that head north through Mexico to the US border are organized and funded by NGOs. The invaders are not walking up here, videos of them marching up the road are staged brief photo opportunities. They are being bused up here and provided with food and shelter along the way.

I thought the Mexicans had it explained to them already that they were not to allow these fake caravans to move up here through their territory. Maybe they need it explained again, only louder.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 28, 2026 07:33 PM (biznJ)

272 Some of the most vile invective I have ever heard happened after a guy in the dorms called a Columbian "Hispanic."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Did he prefer, Southern European?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 07:33 PM (Pee1E)

Claim: Candace Owens is a Lesbian Who Cheated on Her "Husband" with a Woman, Keeps Multiple Gay Dating Profiles

Is any of this true? Well, rumors of Candace Owens' preference for ladies have swirled for years.

I guess we can say, like Candace Owens says of ever batty claim she invents, "We don't know-know, but we know."

"Esoteric Shaggyism:"

Esoteric Shaggyism
@EsoShaggy

Candace Owens is a lesbian who cheated on her husband George Farmer in 2022 with a woman.

4 data leaks from 2007/2008 gay dating profiles connect to her emails, including a University of Rhode Island one.

The "Christian tradwife" lied to her audience about everything. The data leaks are from 2011 & 2016, respectively, before her rise to fame.

The accounts themselves date back nearly 20 years. This was before Candace was known, let alone before her birthday, location, and emails were public. Multiple have not been logged into for over 10-15 years and they were utilized for years.

One account was logged into on January 12th, 2022, while she was married and had kids.

"Candamo" is short for "Candace Amber Owens". The 429 in her usernames and emails stands for her birthday, April 29th.

Candamo429 is incredibly specific. The only instance of it being used is for Candace Owens' 2008 YouTube channel, which features a video with her face, voice, and name in the credits for a URI video.

Only 1 Candace Amber Owens attended the University of Rhode Island from 2007-2010. One dating profile is named "Cdot429", which matches Candace's mid 2015 Cdotamber Flickr page and her email Cdotamber429. Cdotamber, Cdot429 and Cdotamber429 are specific.

Every single one of the profiles is solely oriented towards women, with multiple identifying as lesbian and even the bi ones only expressing an interest in women. The way these websites work is if you select "interested in women," only women show up, listing as bi wouldn't make men appear.

Getting into the profiles, 3 were on one site. One, Fling, was on another but is only visible via a 2011 data leak.

Profile 1 - LickyouinRI: Candace Owens describes her sexuality as bi, but only lists an interest in seeking out women. Candace's bio has a savant-like tone.

This account details Candace's desire and passion for the female anatomy. She considers herself an expert at this.

The email attached to this account is an EDU email for the University of Rhode Island and links to her MySpace page. That MySpace page has her name and features a previously unknown photo of Candace in Young Steff's music video.

Profile 2 - collegefuck5: Candace states her intentions in her name. Candace exclusively shows interest in women and licking them.

It also requests a group session with a female couple! No men allowed by the author of "Make Him a Sandwich". That's despite listing herself as bi.

This profile is important because it was last logged into on January 12th, 2022, years after her marriage and first child.

There's no reason to log in again and not delete your gay dating account as a married woman with children. That is, unless you're cheating on your husband with a woman.

I tested it, and it takes about 4 clicks to delete your account on this site. You don't even need access to your email. Even if Candace lost access to her email, she could delete her account easily. Yet she logged in and didn't!

Candace hilariously lists her race as "East Indian" because her grandfather who came from St. Thomas.

This dating profile mentions being a college student from Kingston, Rhode Island, where the University of Rhode Island has its main campus.

Profile 3 - cdot429: Candace Owens lists herself as "lesbian" and states her location is Stamford, Connecticut, her hometown. This profile solicits a discreet encounter with "no strings attached." Candace last used this profile in 2013, confirming she identifies as a lesbian.

The height matches Candace Owens. The email is linked to a Candace Owens from Stamford, CT, who goes by "Candamo429".

Profile 4 - letmelickyou13. This profile is accessible via leaks. All that is shown is that it's exclusively interested in women.

This profile continues the licking theme.

More at the link, including further arguments about the obviously-dishonest woman lying about everything at the link.

He emphasizes that Candace Owens is one of the many pseudoright grifters pretending to be super-religious and "trad," despite being nothing of the sort.

He wrote up these findings at his blog.

Some screenshots of the suspected "Candace Amber Owens" dating profiles below.

Here is his evidence that these are Candace Owens' accounts:

Esoteric Shaggyism
@EsoShaggy

Full proof this is Candace: Candace Owens' original 2008 YouTube channel is named "Candamo429", featuring a video with her. This matches multiple emails registered to her gay dating profiles. The video is at URI and she later wrote about it on Degree 180.

The one different email matches her Flickr, Cdotamber. It has her birthday too, April 29th.

The URI email is linked to Candace Owens' MySpace page that features her full name. The account and the dating profile are nearly 2 decades old.

Candace's original twitter was @Candace_Amber


All locations match where Candace was at that exact time. Stamford, CT. Kington, RI. Narragansett, RI. Stamford has 139k people. Kingston has about 7k people. Narragansett

There is only 1 Candace Owens born April 29th (429) from Stamford, Connecticut who later attended the University of Rhode Island in Kingston, RI. That is an exact duplicate of the dating profiles, along with the time frame Candace attended URI.

There is one other Candace A Owens from Connecticut who is over 20 years older, but not from Stamford. There's a Candace Danielle Owens who lived in Stamford at a point that's roughly her age, but born 7 months later and has lived elsewhere since the 90s. Candace lived in Stamford (after New York) until she moved to university.

Candace Owens uses the same passwords everywhere.

Additionally, Candace Owens used the same phone number on her Explore Talent profile as she used on her on her Degree180 website. That Explore Talent profile is linked to a candamo429 email.

The Candamo429 email was first posted on Kiwi Farms in 2016 on the third page of Candace Owens' thread when she was originally identified.

The 2014 date is only because the AFF leak was in 2016, so later dates didn't register. However going to the profile itself shows it was last used 2022.

The only alternative explanation is that a timetraveler went back to 2008 when nobody knew who Candace Owens was, hacked all her accounts, spoofed her IP 4 times, somehow linked multiple social medias, her own website and all her data to compromised emails. Also Candace was never notified of this.

And then this timetraveler logged into just one profile in 2022. As a 18+ year consistent psyop.

He has what he says are pictures and videos of Candace Owens showing she's a lesbian here. One video features Candace Owens -- or her spitting double -- being kissed by a woman embracing her from behind.

And there's this one, which I call "Candace Canoodling."

candaceowenscanoodling.png

Could these be fakes? Sure. This could all be a Zionist Lie.

But Canoodling Candace, who responds to most negative mentions of her, hasn't said anything about this claim yet.


Not sure when this happened, but the account that was supposedly Candace Owens' first twitter account is protected:

candacepostsprotected.jpg

She deserves whatever she gets.


Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO

There isn't a Department of War propaganda campaign from the gates of hell that can undo what I am reading.

It's over for Turning Point USA. The most damning part? They refused to participate in the independent review while publicly lying about what took place. They lied repeatedly and publicly.

I am thoroughly disgusted with Erika Kirk.

All of this information was at her fingertips and she attempted to be a helpless widow while allowing her employees to publicly lie.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




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1 As I said earlier, this is a woman who lacks impulse control.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

2 But her husband is gay, so I am thinking he is not up in arms over this.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

3 >>>2 But her husband is gay, so I am thinking he is not up in arms over this.

this is all very odd.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle)

4 Seriously. Does anyone really care?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (3Ope8)

5 >>>4 Seriously. Does anyone really care?

I do.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle)

6 I have to go with "do not care" on this one.

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (U/7CP)

7 Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (zZu0s)

8 Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

9 A Sapphic Anti-Semite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

10 3 >>>2 But her husband is gay, so I am thinking he is not up in arms over this.

this is all very odd.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026

Well it’s not like she acts like a normal human to start.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 As I said earlier, this is a woman who lacks impulse control.
Posted by: Piper


A stack of personality disorders that looks like a telephone book.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (nEUC6)

12 >> I am thoroughly disgusted with Erika Kirk but oddly, I find her sexually attractive and want to munch that carpet like a fat kid on a piece of cake.

Posted by: Candaces Elbows at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (zy41W)

13 Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)


Well-filmed explicit video or it didn't happen.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (wBRco)

14 Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle)

Why? FWIW, I'm not bustin' on you, I just don't understand the fascination with this. She's crazy like a shithouse mouse.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (3Ope8)

15 Seriously. Does anyone really care?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (3Ope

If Jonah or Karl Rove had these allegations, there would be flaming skulls.

ace always has a special knife reserved for the traitor, in my experience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

16 I am bored with both she and Tucker Carlson ( and I don't listen to either of them) , but thanks for letting your readers know about her, Ace. Given the weirdness of the internet it's hard to know what's real about these folks .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (JrHfD)

17 Well-filmed explicit video or it didn't happen.
Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (wBRco)

Think one of the scenes from Caligula, but one is black.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

18
Seriously. Does anyone really care?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


Do you know what time it is?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (Cqx++)

19 Really. Who cares? Not me.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (lJ0H4)

20 13 Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

Well-filmed explicit video or it didn't happen.
Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (wBRco)

I thought nobody wanted to see those bits.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (F9nWj)

21 Candace really deserves this.
I believe a good portion of her audience are females who consider themselves to be Christian, Carrie Prejean for instance (got kicked off that commission defending Candace & Tucker).

This one might actually hit her bottom line.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)

22
Don't give a shit.

Naptime.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 05:28 PM (/QHx4)

23 Well it’s not like she acts like a normal human to start.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

Wait... is that a requirement?

And for what?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)

24 This account details Candace's desire and passion for the female anatomy. She considers herself an expert at this.

Appreciative of a well-formed undercarriage, I'll bet.

Posted by: Edward Andrews at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (guGkK)

25 If I never heard the name "Candace Owens" ever again, it would still be too soon.

Seriously Ace, stop covering Candace Owens. Nobody cares.

Posted by: Pooklord at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (9MAOs)

26 This is trash, obviously.

But sometimes I gotta take out the trash.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

27 Now if she was in a gay love affair with Nick Fuentes, you all would be intrigued.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

28 I find this credible but would like video proof. Ideally of fit, attractive females who wear party dresses.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (s1VwS)

29 I thought nobody wanted to see those bits.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (F9nWj)

I'm no Candace fan but she probably looked pretty good in college.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

30 Every time someone here mentions CandyO I get excited for a brief second and think Elliott Easton is finally going to get some respect...and then I remember that its far more likely we're fixing to discuss that ugly anti-semitic oaf Candace Ovens.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (TN0g+)

31 Appreciative of a well-formed undercarriage, I'll bet.
Posted by: Edward Andrews at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (guGkK)

She's picking up the gauntlet thrown by Piper in the prior thread, probably.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

32 I honestly don't care to know about Candace's predilections.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (l3cgK)

33 "Christian tradwife" ?
O rly?
LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (VyBeY)

34 I mean, I'll make plenty of fun about it and her, but I really don't care to know.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK)

35 Seriously Ace, stop covering Candace Owens. Nobody cares.
Posted by: Pooklord at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (9MAOs)

Distracing us from the epstien files is what it's doing.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (F9nWj)

36 33 "Christian tradwife" ?
O rly?
LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (VyBeY)

Does Talarico have one?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK)

37 But sometimes I gotta take out the trash.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

You're a giver, ace.

Contrary to what garrett says.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

38 I demand that this blog be returned to its regularly-scheduled smart milblog content!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (guGkK)

39 Candy Ovens may well be a clamdigger, but I very highly doubt she was trolling on perv sites like AFF (which is not a dating app, btw).

Why? Because ladies of even moderate attractiveness don’t need to troll sex sites. They can get whatever they want on demand.

I also think if she was a lesbian, there would certainly be ladies from her college days who could vouch for her clit skills.

48 Hour Rule on this. Always be skeptical of bizzarely bad reporting on ppl you despise.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (v00bN)

40 Watch her eccentricities and how she speaks. I’ve spent a long time studying human mannerisms and body language. Candace has always been fundamentally dishonest and I never embraced her as someone who should be listen to. The cadence of her speech, body language, eye movements etc. all point to someone who is not just lying, but using her speech to cover up a deeper psychosis.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (TylIK)

41 Does Talarico have one?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK)

She lives in canada- you wouldnt know her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

42 37 But sometimes I gotta take out the trash.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

You're a giver, ace.

Contrary to what garrett says.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

I thought the terminology was pitcher and catcher...
Maybe I'm just thinking about baseball...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (l3cgK)

43 I don't care either but the wicked irony and karma slap here is a beauty to behold.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (6ydKt)

44 Look at the dude in the background. Even blurred out you can tell he's happy watching what he is watching.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (F9nWj)

45 Candy is a toxic cretin who deserves a light shined on her.

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (S8Vnl)

46 Attention seeking whore. Holy crap. How much do you want to bet she goes troon next week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (W2Pud)

47 41 Does Talarico have one?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK)

She lives in canada- you wouldnt know her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

He drove her to suicide?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (l3cgK)

48 Well, Candace and me finally have something in common.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (jBygX)

49 Is she pregnant in that picture?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

50 Touché. People deserve to get as good as they give. This chick has been a grifting asshole for a long time. Run with the story.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 05:34 PM (TylIK)

51 39 Candy Ovens may well be a clamdigger, but I very highly doubt she was trolling on perv sites like AFF (which is not a dating app, btw).

Why? Because ladies of even moderate attractiveness don’t need to troll sex sites. They can get whatever they want on demand.

I also think if she was a lesbian, there would certainly be ladies from her college days who could vouch for her clit skills.

48 Hour Rule on this. Always be skeptical of bizzarely bad reporting on ppl you despise.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (v00bN)


awww...that's no fun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 05:34 PM (s1VwS)

52 I'm all for anything that ruins this miserable slag's empire. She traded on a widow's grief. Let her downfall be very public, and spectacular, especially as an instruction to any upstart thinking about following her hoofprints...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 28, 2026 05:34 PM (08OqX)

53 I thought the preferred term was slash slobberer?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 05:35 PM (TylIK)

54 Candace Owens who?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 05:36 PM (fheZL)

55 She prefers annoying the fuck out of us.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 05:36 PM (axIQJ)

56 But was she she wearing a plum-colored polo?

It's important! I'll explain next episode...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 05:38 PM (RIvkX)

57 1 As I said earlier, this is a woman who lacks impulse control.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
------

Exactly this.

Also she's friggin' cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:38 PM (oqH4h)

58 Candace Owens who?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 05:36 PM


Agree, her 15 minutes of fame are expired and we need to move on and push the ignore button on her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 05:38 PM (I43vL)

59 If you go into the @EroticShaggyism posts he/she links to this Substack (same owner) with the entire story:

Candace Owens: The Cheating Lesbian Funded By A Zionist—The Deconstruction of Candace
Candace Owens' hidden homosexuality, the federal agent promoting RealCandaceO to become president so he can blackmail her with a sex tape, and the Zionist who secretly owns her anti-Zionist business



https://tinyurl.com/yf9us6pu
(Mystery Machine News)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

60 I'll tell you one thing that is a lead-pipe, guaranteed lock of the week:
David French does not have a gay dating profile.

David French of El Paso, Texas, that is.

The other faggot that calls himself a conservative writer, I don't know about.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (3cUTc)

61 >>> I am thoroughly disgusted with Erika Kirk but oddly, I find her sexually attractive and want to munch that carpet like a fat kid on a piece of cake

The rumors were that she wanted to marry Charlie and hated Erika for swooping in and jabbing him. Interesting plot twist if she was really into Erika the whole time!

I would love to see this all turned on her and weaponized the way she weaponized her own rumor mill. Because her brand of "I'm just asking questions" grift is vile.

Also, you allegedly used easily trackable personal info markers on gay dating apps? With your real birthday? Really?

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (xve9Q)

62 "...data leaks from 2007/2008 gay dating profiles connect to her emails, including a University of Rhode Island one."
+++

That was 18 years ago.

Posted by: Person with a calendar at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (2Ez/1)

63 Shame she has gone bat shit crazy, but really could care less who she is having sex with.

Look at Leftists, they are banging everyone everywhere

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (Ia/+0)

64 What's up with the lawsuit against Ovens?

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 05:40 PM (TN0g+)

65 Candy is dandy, but lick her is quicker...

Posted by: Taj Mahal at September 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Fn+3X)

66 Not gonna lie that is kinda hawt.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 05:40 PM (ATp9+)

67 Ya know guys, I'm guessing Candace is going to blame this on a Zionist plot.

Just a hunch.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)

68 It wasn't me.

Posted by: Shaggy Owens at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (88C+u)

69 Like I said earlier, and Ace also noted, these rumors aren’t new. I guess the actual dating site postings would be new, but the rumors about her being bi aren’t new.

Her relationship with her husband is more interesting to me, but only because I can’t figure out how she managed to make that happen as she is just not bright. Pretty privilege does make sense for a lot of it, but if he is gay, that falls apart. Guess they are both bi? Does it still count as a lavender marriage?

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

70 Also she's friggin' cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:38 PM


Hey now, that phrase had been copyrighted.

Posted by: Sonny the Cuckoo Bird at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (I43vL)

71 I guess Netanyahu finally gave the subtle "go" signal for The Jews to drop this.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)

72 Crazy Ivan!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 05:42 PM (I43vL)

73 Control - F "nostrils"

Nothing.

Posted by: What changed? at September 28, 2026 05:42 PM (2Ez/1)

74 Ya know guys, I'm guessing Candace is going to blame this on a Zionist plot.

Just a hunch.
-----

I don't know--that seems a stretch...

Posted by: Tucker C. at September 28, 2026 05:42 PM (TN0g+)

75 It wasn't me.

Posted by: Shaggy Owens at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (88C+u)

Hardwood Owens >>> Shaggy Owens

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 05:43 PM (axIQJ)

76 I was gonna borrow Sarah’s shocked face, but…

Posted by: epador at September 28, 2026 05:43 PM (TRnzq)

77 >>> Her relationship with her husband is more interesting to me, but only because I can’t figure out how she managed to make that happen as she is just not bright.

Oi, don't talk about my wife that way!

Posted by: Prince Harry, another dumb Brit taken in by an American viper at September 28, 2026 05:43 PM (xve9Q)

78 Being homo explains a lot. Being crazy is more the rule than the exception.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 05:44 PM (KC5Lt)

79 I guess Netanyahu finally gave the subtle "go" signal for The Jews to drop this.
Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)
=====

I guess Imissed that part of the call.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

80 65. made me laugh instead

Posted by: epador at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (TRnzq)

81 Why? Because ladies of even moderate attractiveness don’t need to troll sex sites. They can get whatever they want on demand.
—

These sites are more efficient though. No need for the bullshit. It’s meet up and fuck.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (ATp9+)

82 There are a lot of reports that Candace Owen's british husband is very gay, and it's just a marriage of convenience.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (iOLNQ)

83 You know who has the full tea on this? Milo. And we went and deported his crazy tail back to the UK. Ace, shoot him an email. I am sure he is willing to talk. If you could stand it.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

84 I only care about candamo because she managed to stir up a bunch of copnspiracyies about Kirk's assassination, diverting attention from the real issue that the commicrats and their FNM buddies groomed skulls full of mush to believe they should kill assassinate persuasive conservatives like Charlie Kirk.

Turnabout is fair play, let her have to deal with the kind of shit she routinely pushes; but I wish I lived in a world where most people would use some logic to reject stupid conspiracies and also a world going "Canxxx who? Who cares about what this non-entity says or her sex life".

Posted by: PaleRider at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (xT7WA)

85 The evidence seems very compelling, but I'm invoking the 24-hour rule on this.

Posted by: Delurker at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (2Drhq)

86 Like I said earlier, and Ace also noted, these rumors aren’t new. I guess the actual dating site postings would be new, but the rumors about her being bi aren’t new.

Her relationship with her husband is more interesting to me, but only because I can’t figure out how she managed to make that happen as she is just not bright. Pretty privilege does make sense for a lot of it, but if he is gay, that falls apart. Guess they are both bi? Does it still count as a lavender marriage?
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

She's a 'celebrity' he's a rich English dude.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (uhVAy)

87 The mind that alters, alters all.

Posted by: Michael Savage 1998 at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Fn+3X)

88 I remember reading some Candace posts (that others had linked), and they actually seemed like something our 'ettes would have written. Very AOS "vibe" to the posts (that I saw).

Based on her current stuff, I cannot reconcile that at all with the past stuff I read.

Was it an op on her part to capture right-wing eyeballs and then corrupt them? Did she have a stroke? Did she go from sober, to an alcoholic or serious drug user?

I am not being snarky. I cannot grasp the change.

(Will go back and read comments now in case someone has answered this.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (HlyYF)

89 So . . .

Candace is not mad because Charlie chose Erika over her.

Candace is mad because Erika chose Charlie over her and further enraged because Erika did not rush to her comforting arms after Charlie was out of the picture.

Posted by: Sam at September 28, 2026 05:47 PM (7jMef)

90 Husband gay, wife batshit crazy lesbian.
Par for the course these days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (WyJlA)

91 The mind that alters, alters all.
Posted by: Michael Savage 1998 at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Fn+3X)
=====

Listening to his show in those years saved me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (RIvkX)

92 She’s a fake anyway.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ezlON)

93 There are a lot of reports that Candace Owen's british husband is very gay, and it's just a marriage of convenience.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (iOLNQ)

I know a British couple who are just that. She’s bi and he’s a flamer.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (KC5Lt)

94 Is she busty?

Asking for a blog host.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 28, 2026 05:49 PM (YcOeP)

95 She’s a fake anyway.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ezlON)

She's not a real conservative without a flannel plaid shirt.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)

96 All of this data on Cadnace in the Substack article; it seems like the work of somebody like DataRepublican.

Whoever it is dug long and hard to find these profiles and knew how to find things and present them with some strong accusations about her financing, etc.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)

97 am not being snarky. I cannot grasp the change.

(Will go back and read comments now in case someone has answered this.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026

She is a grifter and has been from the get go. Read her history in how she started from start to finish. I wish she was the real thing, too, but she never has been. She has a nose (giggle) for where the next dollar can come from, though, and she knows how to be a chameleon. I will give her that. I mean even her husband called her a grifter to her face.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 he's not a real conservative without a flannel plaid shirt.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)

This guy gets it.
- Mike Pence

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 05:51 PM (ATp9+)

99 She's not a real conservative without a flannel plaid shirt.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)

Or a rebel yell ice chest and a penchant for young boys.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 05:51 PM (axIQJ)

100 She had a mental flip like Tucker only years before.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (KC5Lt)

101 I guess Netanyahu finally gave the subtle "go" signal for The Jews to drop this.
Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)
---
It was in the subtext of his recent UN speech.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D)

102 She's a lesbian?

I'm going to have to remove her photo taped to the top of my wheat brown sex torso.

Screw it. Lesbianism will just make it hotter.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)

103 That’s why I believe Tucker is also homo.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 05:53 PM (KC5Lt)

104 I haven't quite yet figured out how it's the Jews' fault that I'm a mendacious lesbo, but trust me -- I'll find some Hebraic shenanigans behind it soon enough. Stay tuned!

Posted by: Candy "O"-wens at September 28, 2026 05:55 PM (Av6i5)

105 That’s why I believe Tucker is also homo.
Posted by: polynikes


A man from Nantucket?? I shan't believe it!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:55 PM (nEUC6)

106 The "Candace Canoodling" pic has been out, as it were, for awhile. I don't know who thinks that's anything other than a sexual dominance pose (and the girl she's with is into it).
If some married woman found a pic with her husband doing that to some other chick? Near-immediate divorce. That dude is FUCKED.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 05:55 PM (88C+u)

107 She is a grifter and has been from the get go. Read her history in how she started from start to finish. I wish she was the real thing, too, but she never has been. She has a nose (giggle) for where the next dollar can come from, though, and she knows how to be a chameleon. I will give her that. I mean even her husband called her a grifter to her face.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:50 PM



Thanks, Piper.

I am used to the grifters like French and Kristol. I could see the mark being set up in almost every single post they made.

I did NOT see that in Candace's posts from many years ago.

I am always slightly dismayed when I discover my BS detector was not functioning properly. Therefore, I agree with Ace that Candace should be discussed, so we can more finely calibrate our BS detectors.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 05:55 PM (HlyYF)

108 Owens deserves whatever bad shit comes her way. Anyone who would spread crazy conspiracy theories about the death of a guy who she claims was her friend while his wife is grieving and figuring out how to deal with everything including 2 young children is the lowest form of life.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 05:56 PM (viF8m)

109 The guy who Ace got the X post from is also claiming that Milo Y is blackmailing Candace with her lesbian videos. Those wacky LGBT folk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 05:56 PM (WyJlA)

110 Gives a new angle to "Queers for Palestine."

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2026 05:57 PM (Av6i5)

111 Not surprised. People like Owens constantly invent hysterical claims about others, in part, to keep the spotlight off themselves, as they have not closets but entire warehouses bursting with bones. Or carpets, well munched.

She's a disgusting POS. Like Carlson.

Posted by: Sloucho at September 28, 2026 05:57 PM (cX7ix)

112 It was in the subtext of his recent UN speech.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D)

The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?!

Posted by: Ed Harris at September 28, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

113 Somewhere in the past, she made a run at Gal Gadot, got laughed at, and it's been "Joos!" ever since

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 05:58 PM (4HoLg)

114 I don't think she is lesbian for the simple reason of her obsession with Charlie Kirk and monumental animosity to Erika Kirk.

Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2026 05:59 PM (5BOLF)

115 Are we really going to let the Eggo Waffle thing slide by unremarked upon?

Posted by: Zombie Georgia O'keeffe at September 28, 2026 05:59 PM (vTZFs)

116 Wow.

I believe it as she's protected both by her skin color and whoever is paying her anti-semitic $.

The photo of her above messing with the blonde chick in a wet tee...Candynoodle looks preggers.

If her husband is indeed ghey one would have to ass-ume she misses an aspect of sex he can't give her. I won't go into this now, children. However, real men know what they are doing.

No one deserves this "out" more than her. Especially after the evil spews towards Erika Kirk.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 05:59 PM (hzuYO)

117
Screw it. Lesbianism will just make it hotter.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)

Y’all are so weird. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 06:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

118 I love and adore my wife! Handcuffed to a chair, wearing a ball gag, while watching my wife have a threesome with 2 hot Jewish chicks is pure and holy! Love is Love H8rs!!

Posted by: Candace's totally normal husband at September 28, 2026 06:00 PM (sAmhv)

119 Somewhere in the past, she made a run at Gal Gadot, got laughed at, and it's been "Joos!" ever since
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 05:58 PM (4HoLg)

You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take.

Posted by: Candace Owens at September 28, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s)

120 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 06:00 PM (vTZFs)

121 On the good news front, the NHL season starts tomorrow!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (3Ope8)

122 the best thing about sex with Gal Gadot is because you know she can't fake it

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u)

123 This is weird.
The EsotericShaggyism nick found Candace's onld YouTube and saved some of the videos.

In 2008 Candace did a type of satirical journalistic investigation into Adderall abuse at her college.

About 6:22 in she comes in dressed as a cop and arrests some guys hopped up on Adderall.

https://tinyurl.com/344htjy4
(preservetube.com)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt)

124 She is a grifter and has been from the get go. "

This.

Everyone in the greater DC political orbit is there for power or money.
Nothing more. To expect better is a foolish thing.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:02 PM (pfXMo)

125 the best thing about sex with Gal Gadot is because you know she can't fake it
Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u)

Damn. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s)

126 Anyway, maybe this is just what she and ole George are in to. In all of it, it’s the least interesting thing. The fact she is dumb and mean should be her downfall, in a just world.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

127 Bride of PI agrees that Gal is fairly attractive.

Therefore, if I did make a run, my wife would probably only shoot me once ... in the leg ... with a .22.

That right there is a sign of true love!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:06 PM (HlyYF)

128 Ok. So the lesbian masking thing is a new solidarity signal out here.

So many more masks. All butch lesbians.

People are sheep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 06:06 PM (W2Pud)

129 Anyway, maybe this is just what she and ole George are in to. In all of it, it’s the least interesting thing. The fact she is dumb and mean should be her downfall, in a just world.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

She chose for her home base to be in London. That's an L these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy)

130 Candy-O is still a great album by The Cars.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 06:07 PM (3cUTc)

131 I mean even her husband called her a grifter to her face.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

----------------

And yet he still married her. A marriage of convenience?

Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2026 06:07 PM (5BOLF)

132 Owens deserves whatever bad shit comes her way. Anyone who would spread crazy conspiracy theories about the death of a guy who she claims was her friend while his wife is grieving and figuring out how to deal with everything including 2 young children is the lowest form of life.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 05:56 PM (viF8m)

---------------

Lower than a snake's belly.

Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2026 06:08 PM (5BOLF)

133 You know who else was gay?

Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag at September 28, 2026 06:09 PM (cCXR+)

134 Candy-O is still a great album by The Cars.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 06:07 PM (3cUTc)

In my top five best albums.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 06:10 PM (KC5Lt)

135 59 If you go into the @EroticShaggyism posts he/she links to this Substack (same owner) with the entire story:

Candace Owens: The Cheating Lesbian Funded By A Zionist—The Deconstruction of Candace
Candace Owens' hidden homosexuality, the federal agent promoting RealCandaceO to become president so he can blackmail her with a sex tape, and the Zionist who secretly owns her anti-Zionist business


https://tinyurl.com/yf9us6pu
(Mystery Machine News)
Posted by: SpeakingOf



Jews get blamed for all the cool stuff.

(kicks dirt, sadly walks away)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 06:10 PM (sAmhv)

136 "Everyone in the greater DC political orbit is there for power or money.
Nothing more. To expect better is a foolish thing.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:02 PM (pfXMo) "

everyone but PDT

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:11 PM (VyBeY)

137 Jews get blamed for all the cool stuff.

(kicks dirt, sadly walks away)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 06:10 PM (sAmhv)

You can always be a Zionist....

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:11 PM (uhVAy)

138 I still like the Cars

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)

139 everyone but PDT"

He is most definitely an outsider...

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:12 PM (pfXMo)

140 the best thing about sex with Gal Gadot is because you know she can't fake it
Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u)

Damn. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:13 PM (dK+Kv)

141 I read that as "it takes four licks".

Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2026 06:13 PM (Wt1Rs)

142 what JS said @ 108

and what Piper said @ 126

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:14 PM (VyBeY)

143 103 That’s why I believe Tucker is also homo.
Posted by: polynikes



When he converts to islam, that may be a problem.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 06:14 PM (sAmhv)

144 Next: Carlson and Candace in torrid affair...Harlequin romance style.

Both in an embrace shedding clothing on the cover of Ebony and Ivory (one can only imagine the horror of his legs).

I could put that on my fridge to lose some weight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 06:14 PM (hzuYO)

145 *yawn*
Don't care if she prefers tacos over Vienna sausage.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 06:14 PM (UjdFS)

146 So the lesbian masking thing is a new solidarity signal out here"

What about us?

/Fuji Heavy Industries (well, before the name change)

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:15 PM (pfXMo)

147
The same sex stuff is sick.

Oh, it makes you hot to watch women with women?

You are as sick as the same sex people.

Yeah, put your sexual preferences on a public forum.

I don't get it.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:18 PM (/QHx4)

148 Well, I'm pretty sure her husband is gay, so they probably both wanted kids. Their business. I hate what she is politically, but her bedroom preferences are no concern of mine.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 28, 2026 06:18 PM (Vvh2V)

149 I read that as "it takes four licks"

Three licks and a bite?

/

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:18 PM (pfXMo)

150 This thread needs a Candace Ovens two buttons meme with the Jews "Shower" in one panel and little Ben Shapiro's Sister's Luscious Jew Hooters in the other panel.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)

151 146 So the lesbian masking thing is a new solidarity signal out here"

What about us?

/Fuji Heavy Industries (well, before the name change)
Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:15 PM (pfXMo)

Does this mean my G-string mask is okay now

Posted by: John Macavee at September 28, 2026 06:19 PM (F9nWj)

152 I can't be the only one who thinks we should just ignore her instead of highlighting her insanity. There's a total whack job that hangs out in front of a gas station I use frequently, but I can't tell his name because it's unimportant.

Same with Candace Owens.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 06:19 PM (dIske)

153 'Lucious Jew Hooters'.

Fair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

154 I did not know about lesbians til I was in college. My mother had to tell me because we thought the dorm PA's (all PE majors) were witches.

This was because we were basically in a convent of suites and in our rooms by 1030pm. Peered under the PA's dorm door to see about four of them sitting around a candle in bras and panties. We were going to sneak to the other wing to play cards.

Fled back to our room in fear as insane roommate was reading a book about witches. I discussed this with my mother the following weekend.

I did not really understand the whole homo deal til AIDS as my mind remains pure with butterflies.

Candy probably considered herself a closet lesbo like Oprah til the door banged open for the reveal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 06:20 PM (hzuYO)

155 Nood. Quick hits.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 06:20 PM (/C5Rl)

156 Well, at least we know Tucker Bow Tie Carlson isn't gay, right? RIGHT??

Posted by: Gay Dems All Around Us at September 28, 2026 06:21 PM (Ovx+P)

157 Same with Candace Owens.
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 06:19 PM (dIske)

I tend to want ignore the attention seeker, but in this case she is like a rabid jack Russell terrier on meth who spreads the disease online.

Mockery is the prescription.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

158
Keep your sexual preferences to yourself.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 06:21 PM (/QHx4)

159 for my 0.02 masking has been a signal of party solidarity since 2021
certainly today it is nothing but.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:22 PM (VyBeY)

160 Ace hasn’t brought up C&T in the past few weeks as much, or at all.

I don’t mind this kind of update.

I can go back to forgetting Candace exists until I hear how she blames the Joos.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt)

161 Claim: Candace Owens is a Lesbian Who Cheated on Her "Husband" with a Woman, Keeps Multiple Gay Dating Profiles

Does it not behoöve us, as credentialed AoSHQ Commenters, before leaping tp any premature conclusions, to ascertain the answers to the two most concerning questions of the Commentariat concerning this matter?

1. Does she wear Crocs?

2, Are her partners "busty"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 06:24 PM (0sNs1)

162 Her poor kids.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2026 06:26 PM (lCppi)

163
53 I thought the preferred term was slash slobberer?
Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 05:35 PM (TylIK)




I'm partial to Gap Lapper.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2026 06:27 PM (y9nCu)

164 On the good news front, the NHL season starts tomorrow!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (3Ope
~~~~~

Only good news if you're not a Rangers fan.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at September 28, 2026 06:30 PM (3ImbR)

165 This explains a lot. Including getting engaged and then married within a few weeks of meeting her rumored-to-be-gay husband. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2026 06:30 PM (lCppi)

166 Sometimes rumors just seem ...wrong.

Like that Biden was functionally cognizant.
Or Hillary Clinton was compassionate.
Or Obama was American.
Or that Kamalalal was at least average intelligence.

But sometimes the rumor just seems so right that you wonder how you didn't figure it out before.

Like this Candace Owens, lickety-split rumor.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2026 06:34 PM (lCppi)

167 Has anyone actually seen her with her kids?

The backs of their heads,like Hawwy and Meagain's kidlets? Which may or may not be their kids.

Candy has 4-50 kids. I haven't kept up with her personal Pez Dispenser.

As much as she lies they could be lies as well. Therefore I shan't feel sorry for them or the homo husband. I also don't care as whatever. Karma and all that, Candy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 06:38 PM (hzuYO)

168 Candace is gonna be all over this very obvious fake story lickety split.

Posted by: Chuck Rambo at September 28, 2026 07:28 PM (tN/zP)

Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?

Netflix appointed feminist DEI director Greta Gerwig to direct its new Narnia series -- based, of course, on the very clear Christian allegory book by C.S. Lewis. An allegory so obvious that even fellow Christian J.R.R. Tolkien thought it was a bit much.

The feminist did exactly what you'd guess she would do -- she has gender-flipped Aslan, the clear Christ figure in the story.


Meryl Streep is officially Aslan in Barbie Director Greta Gerwig's Netflix adaptation of The Chronicles of Narnia.

After more than a year of reports and speculation surrounding Greta Gerwig's upcoming adaptation of The Magician's Nephew, Streep has now been confirmed as the voice of C.S. Lewis' Great Lion -- one of the most explicitly Christian figures in modern fantasy literature.

But that's only the beginning.

Gerwig has also revealed that her interpretation of Narnia draws heavily from 1960s and 1970s British rock, that she approached the movie with the idea of making a "rock opera," and that her new version of Aslan has been visually inspired by David Bowie.

For longtime Narnia readers -- and particularly the generations of Christians for whom Lewis' books carry enormous spiritual significance -- there's a lot to unpack here.

...

The available material continues to describe Aslan as male, so this doesn't appear to be a straightforward gender swap in which Aslan has been rewritten as a lioness or female deity. Rather, Gerwig has cast a woman to provide the voice of the male Aslan.

I think they're just calling him a "he" for the moment, to tamp down on backlash.

They only have three tricks -- deconstruct; rewrite to propagandize about Current Day Isssues; race- and gender-flip -- and they just do these same three tricks over and over, and then demand praise.

Groomer Network Disney will enable ads on its channel -- even for subscribers who are paying extra to not see ads at all.

Disney has updated its subscriber agreement in parts of Europe to expressly permit advertising before or after content across every Disney+ plan, including tiers marketed as ad-free.

Disney's U.S. agreement already allows limited promotions, sponsorship messages, product integrations, and certain other exceptions on ad-free plans. However, the newly reported European language more explicitly permits "advertisements before/after playback" on all tiers.

Sony's new Gay Wolverine game -- which features a homosexual yearning between Wolverine and his nemesis, and half-brother, Sabertooth -- is being censored in Middle East countries do to its "Pride" content.


Players in parts of the Middle East say regional copies of Marvel's Wolverine have been altered so that Mystique's marriage to Tyger is hard to see and, in some scenes, hard to hear. The reports began circulating days after the PlayStation 5 launch and have since been repeated across gaming sites, including coverage that collected player screenshots, a letter with the text blocked out, and a compilation clip from Reddit.

Insomniac Games' story treats Mystique and Tyger as wives. In versions players describe as Middle East copies, that framing does not survive intact. A framed wedding photograph can still be picked up, but the image itself is blank or fully blurred. A letter tied to the couple is likewise unreadable. Spoken lines that mention "wife" drop out while the rest of the scene's audio keeps going. Subtitles in those moments replace the word with asterisks. One player wrote that the cuts first looked like a glitch, then repeated often enough that they no longer did. Another post aimed at Insomniac asked why Mystique's relationship had been removed in Lebanon.

...

The pattern is not new for this studio's Marvel games. Marvel's Spider-Man 2 was previously changed for Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, including pride flags and a side quest built around a same-sex couple.

The game, by the way, is bad. Skill Up says it's one of the worst Triple A releases he's played. In addition to being repetitive, it's also low-skill to a fault. The game's levels are the typical single-path linear tracks, but the game assumes you are stupid and points out the way to go, using Wolverine's "scent" ability to draw a glowing bright blue trail for you to follow, and won't let you lose Quick Time Events.

This itself seems to be a political choice. If you're not a gamer, you probably don't know that there's an argument in the gaming world about whether games should require skill and should be difficult to beat, or if they should be "for everyone" and hand you a win just for pushing the top arrow button. I'm a very casual gamer myself so I appreciate games having an easy or moderate mode, but this game seems to take that to extremes, and doesn't offer a harder difficulty for those who want to actually beat a game using skill.

Skill is racist and discriminatory.

It's going to bomb, terribly. And it cost over $300 million. (Yes, Triple A titles cost as much to produce as big spectacular blockbuster movies.)

This guy says his estimates show that while the game sold okay for its first three days, word of mouth has collapsed sales since then:

JayViper
@JayViperTV


🚨 WOLVERINE SALES HAVE PLUMMETED.

According to Alinea Analytics, Wolverine made $130 million from Tuesday to early Friday morning, last week. That was a reported 1.9 million copies.

Since that time, it has only made approximately $18 million. This includes the weekend! This represents about 2.3 million copies, so 400K have moved since Friday morning until today, Tuesday.

Wolverine's falloff has been historic, if these numbers are correct, so I checked my own which were close to Alinea's.

My data shows that when I had it at ~1.4M units on Thursday, that now accounts for about 66% of all sales, so my estimate puts total sales at 2.1 million (as of YESTERDAY; my data lags by 1 day).

So yes, it does look like the Wolverine sales have stalled, hard.

Zach Snyder is in director jail -- where they put directors who've had a run of poor-performing films -- after the very divisive results with the DC movies and then the much-mocked Rebel Moon Star Wars copy-pastes he did for Netflix.

So, to get himself out of director jail, he's refuting his rumored conservative leanings and telling everyone he loves The Gays.


Despite having a loyal fanbase and several blockbusters under his belt, Zack Snyder may be finding that Hollywood's doors no longer open as quickly as they once did.

During a lengthy interview with Variety promoting his new film, The Last Photograph, at the Toronto International Film Festival, the director addressed several assumptions frequently made by his critics. He also attempted to distance himself from the perception that he is somehow "right wing."

His comments come as Snyder searches for a distributor for his latest effort, which appears far more grounded than his action epics. During the same interview, Snyder called himself "pro-gay" and described 300 as "the gayest movie ever made." There is no indication that these remarks represent a coordinated effort to make The Last Photograph more appealing to a left-leaning industry, but the timing is difficult to ignore.

During the interview, Snyder argued that his films are frequently dismissed simply because he made them.

"With me, it's more clickable to say, 'I hate Zack Snyder! He's a fascist!' than it is to say, 'I saw the movie and it was cool,'" Snyder said. "Nobody gives a f-- about that. And obviously, I'm not a fascist."

The Last Photograph, an independently produced film from Snyder, is already receiving harsh reviews. Major outlets have described it as "pretentious," "superficial," "miserable," and "undercooked." Until general audiences can see the film for themselves, however, it remains unclear whether those criticisms will reflect the broader reception.

Still, Snyder appears optimistic and is already looking ahead to future projects. That is where the conversation becomes particularly interesting.

The Variety interviewer asked Snyder whether there were any other films he was "just dying to make."

The director admitted that he still wants to make a Rick and Morty movie.

"It would be fun," Snyder said. He then added, "For the longest time, I've been trying to make The Fountainhead into a movie or into TV show because it's too long. I've written it.

When Variety pointed out that adapting the famous Ayn Rand novel was unlikely to "help with the right-wing allegations," Snyder quickly agreed.

"I was going to say! That's not going to help," Snyder said. "But it's an undeniably great book. What people don't realize is that The Fountainhead in the 1950s was like Harry Potter now in terms of popularity. It was off the charts. Even just the why of that is worth it. And The Fountainhead is an insane melodrama. That'll probably be my magnum opus. I'll probably die on that one."

He's also pitching himself as the right director for a Dark Knight Returns live action production, though he stole much of the plot of that for his poorly-received Batman v. Superman movie.

I don't hate the guy for trying to ingratiate himself to his Leftist Masters. He's in steep career decline and can't afford the industry being against him just because his politics are slightly right of center (maybe?).

But I don't think this is going to work. SJWs never forgive. They don't even forgive imaginary sins.

Mark Ruffalo actually wind up helping Paramount/Skydance win in its effort to buy Warner/Discovery? Maybe -- the communist imbecile was a loud and angry agitator against the merger, but he may have blown up his side by attempting his own merger, merging the fake "anti-trust" concerns with open antisemtism.


Mark Ruffalo spent months fighting to stop Paramount Skydance's acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery. Now, in a remarkable twist, a new report claims the actor's crusade may have actually helped Paramount get the deal across the finish line.

The New York Post reports that California Attorney General Rob Bonta faced mounting political pressure to settle his antitrust lawsuit against Paramount, with Gov. Gavin Newsom, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, and others pushing toward a resolution as concerns grew about the potential economic consequences of continuing the fight.

But according to people cited by the Post, Ruffalo's increasingly vocal involvement became another problem for Bonta.

The report describes Ruffalo as a "constant opponent" of a settlement and says the actor made what sources characterized as a damaging mistake when he connected his opposition to the Ellison family with Oracle's contracts involving Israel.

One person familiar with the situation told the Post that Ruffalo's comments "hurt Bonta's effort" and created political problems for the attorney general among fellow Democrats.

Ruffalo had become one of Hollywood's most visible opponents of David Ellison's proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery.

The actor helped spearhead an opposition campaign that collected signatures from thousands of entertainment industry workers. Earlier in the fight, Bonta even publicly acknowledged Ruffalo's concerns, writing in February, "Mark, I hear you," while saying he was speaking with fellow attorneys general about the transaction.

But Ruffalo's campaign eventually expanded beyond traditional antitrust concerns.

In August, Paramount accused Ruffalo of employing antisemitic tropes after he criticized the Ellisons and Oracle's business relationship with Israel.

...

The controversy nevertheless became entangled with the merger fight, with National Jewish Advocacy Center head Mark Goldfeder publicly questioning Bonta about Ruffalo's influence on the case.

The Post now reports that the episode proved politically damaging to Bonta's efforts.

Tasty.

What's even tastier is that the Ellisons are seeking Elon Musk's investment in the company.

Paramount executives reportedly have discussed asking billionaire Elon Musk to take an equity stake in its $81 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery -- a move that could fuel the burgeoning panic among CNN staffers.

Hollywood mogul David Ellison is looking to build up his media empire's finances ahead of the mega merger, and has been mulling over several wealthy individuals who could back the deal, according to a Semafor report. The size of the investment that Paramount is seeking is unclear.

His father, Oracle founder and Trump ally Larry Ellison, is currently on the hook for more than $40 billion of the equity financing supporting the acquisition, and a contribution from Musk -- a close friend -- could help reduce the burden, the report said.

An investment from Musk could incite uproar at left-leaning CNN, where staffers are already in a panic about potential layoffs and who will be in charge of the network once David Ellison takes over, sources told The Post.

..

Layoffs weren't addressed in detail by the California settlement -- and employees at both companies fear a bloodbath in the months ahead.

"When it rains...[it pours]," one CNN source said of the Musk news. "It's really scary given what he did at X and DOGE."

Love it.

Male Karen and former comedian Bill Burr says that CEOs shouldn't have rushed to condemn Luigi Mangione but instead asked, "Why do they hate us?" That's a favorite take of the pro-terrorism party that we've been hearing since literally 12 hours after 9/11.

This fat ginger also has a role as a Male Karen in the upcoming anti-Zuckerberg hit-piece movie. Now, you may say Zuckerberg deserves to be hit, but this movie thinks he should be castigated not for his rampant censorship but for slightly resisting Biden's demands for censorship, and then later rolling it back when the political winds changed.


Zuckerberg's censorship was heroic, his retreat back from it is villainous. Got it. We'll keep Hollywood's acceptance of censorship in mind for when we accumulate more power and can act with a freer hand.

You may have heard of the coming Elizabeth Holmes documentary -- you know, the weird hoaxster who conned the entire stupid liberal elite into vouching for her fake "Theranos" company and swindling the wealthy (including Rupert Murdoch) out of billions for tech that not only didn't work but which could not even work in principle.

NY Post reviewer Kyle Smith said the nudity would be "Peen." I don't know if he knows that or is just guessing, based on Hollywood's embrace of the New Rule that boobs are exploitative but naked floppy wangs all over the place are Empowering.


Possibly worth a look:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:10 PM




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1 !

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (UjdFS)

2 See? Jesus is underlining how inappropriate this is.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

3 I don't mean to hijack this thread but I had to ask how long the British cops kept the woman who was silently praying outside the abortion clinic? Probably longer than the "London men" trying to blow up the airbase I'd figure.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (k550y)

4 Hollywood is a flaming brown bag of dog feces...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (l3cgK)

5 Shit or Garbage?

I think it's both.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (2Ez/1)

6 BOTH!!

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ne7zz)

7 New Rule that boobs are exploitative but naked floppy wangs all over the place are Empowering.

———-

May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

8 Been awhile since I read "The Last Battle", but I remember one of the events kicking it off was when some jackass got hold of a lion's pelt and started posing as Aslan.
Meryl Streep can wear the pelt all she wants, but she's still a donkey.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 04:15 PM (88C+u)

9 7 New Rule that boobs are exploitative but naked floppy wangs all over the place are Empowering.

———-

May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

What if they're transgendered?...
/sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:15 PM (l3cgK)

10 Shitty garbage?

I have story for another day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:15 PM (axIQJ)

11 Landfill full of shit

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 04:16 PM (oqH4h)

12 11 Landfill full of shit
Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 04:16 PM (oqH4h)

And garbage.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (ne7zz)

13 Nudity!

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (jrgJz)

14 There is nothing wrong with a little pride.

Posted by: Aslan at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (ZJQBk)

15 An article from the Federalist ( waves to MZH ) about Glam-Rock Aslan:

https://tinyurl.com/2dmsyr2p

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (brIJB)

16 the guy interviewing Holmes ... makes Holmes look kinda sane


I cannot wait to watch that insanity

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (j+aD2)

17 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

Its so sexist that the Feminists don't have penis hats to wear.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

18 It's bad enough that Gerda "Wingding" cast Meryl
Street as the voice of Aslan, but she had visions of it being a kind of rock opera à la David Bowie?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (JrHfD)

19 Alsan is a male lion correct?

He has a MANE

so MALE

did Greta really not know that about lions?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (j+aD2)

20 13 Nudity!

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (jrgJz)

You want to see hot sexy women
You'd be satisfied with regular women
You'll get a trangendered Triggly Puff with man-bits...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (l3cgK)

21 For longtime Narnia readers -- and particularly the generations of Christians for whom Lewis' books carry enormous spiritual significance -- there's a lot to unpack here.

"Unpack" is a synonym for "lefty crap they'll shove down our throats until we puke"...you know, if we actually were stupid enough to pay to watch this drek.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

22 Greta is a self-obsessed midwit

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (j+aD2)

23 ****Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?****
---

You keep asking that question. The answer will always be the same.
Yes, it is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (WY+aP)

24 Willowed:

the Banker said, "Fluctuation".
The Chinese man replied, "Well, Fluck you English!".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Except the Chinese would not say "Well", "Fluck" or "English". It would come out "Werr, Fruck you, Engrish". Remember, "no, not The Craw, The Craw."

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (Fv808)

25 "Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?"

—Disinformation Expert Ace




Answer: "Yes, and it has always been thus. Fuck Hollywood."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (BRvvM)

26 up in canada I saw a black bear find a diaper in the landfill

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (jrgJz)

27 Alsan is a male lion correct?

He has a MANE

so MALE

did Greta really not know that about lions?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (j+aD2)

if you castrate a lion the mane goes away.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

28 Peachy Keenan has a director friend who hated Digger and said it was the worst film he's ever seen:
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A very good friend of mine who is a longtime director and writer went to a screening of Tom Cruise’s new movie, Digger, at the Director’s Guild headquarters in Hollywood yesterday.

When you’re a director and belong to the DGA, you get to see every movie for free at their plush on-site movie theater. My friend is a lifelong cinephile with an encyclopedic knowledge of movies, actors, and director techniques. He makes dramas and thrillers; he has excellent taste in movies and has a knack for predicting trends.

And like me, he absolutely loves Tom Cruise. We are kids of the 1980s, so of course we do.

But he walked out of Digger half way through it!

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (kX27y)

29 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ZdaMQ)


You could be right. I do appreciate the female form but not when it becomes a gynecology lesson.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (88C+u)

30 Ray Gunn looks good here's hoping

btw am loving The Pendragon Cycle

it's amazing! on par with Vikings for me, but I love Arthurian legend A LOT so

might be biased

the Merlin guy is neat. he should do more films? he's cool.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (j+aD2)

31 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

I hate to split hairs here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:20 PM (axIQJ)

32 Hollywood is very much shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 04:20 PM (vzuC7)

33 if you castrate a lion the mane goes away.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

And you gain balls of steel and hair like a lions mane.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 04:21 PM (ne7zz)

34 > Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?
---------
Shitty garbage. Bad stuff. Needs to be buried. Deep.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 04:21 PM (RORbl)

35 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ZdaMQ)


Boobs are safe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 04:21 PM (vzuC7)

36 finally saw Hokum and I can recommend

loved it! this was a good horror year and I think it was the best one

if you like Jung .. and I do! .. well. it's something.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:21 PM (j+aD2)

37 I finally watched the original "Carrie" this past week.

I'll admit horror isn't really my thing, but that was astonishingly bad. The only explanation I can think of is that Brian De Palma just wanted to film young ladies in a locker room, and really didn't give a shit about the rest of the shoot. Well, and he was saddle with a stupid story too.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 04:22 PM (WbWbV)

38 You Can See Everything

I can't wait to see this trainwreck.

She's so crazy she should be a senator.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 04:22 PM (jBygX)

39 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

You could be right. I do appreciate the female form but not when it becomes a gynecology lesson.


Uh-oh.

Posted by: Porn purveyors at September 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

40 It's all garbage bagged shite.

Hollywood or any tv might as well roll over and accept that Taylor Sheridan is the only person creating new stuff at this point.

Altho most of it eventually involves boobs and/or blondes and he appears on some shows like Lioness.

We watch his stuff for reasons unknown. Lots of cussing, violence, blood and gore. We sometimes note if any star can get through a few sentences without the f word. Yet we watch.

Creative writers all seemed to have done too much dope or died before and during covid.

And now, even with Sheridan, you get maybe 9 shows per season vs 20 or 22.

I miss the old days of shows starting in the fall and ending in May like school. This would now be beyond the brain power and endurance of "actors" and directors. So much work and hardship to be paid a ton of money for each show.

I suppose we could resort to parcheesi (I don't know the rules and would make them up).

There's always football for my dude. I find something on Amazon or read.

Meryl Streep, eh? The Weinstein Oscar who never said a bad word against him. As she had "no knowlege of his crimes." Sure, Meryl. I am uncertain which accent is best for those words.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (hzuYO)

41 The Elizabeth Holmes story is fascinating in it's own way. I mean she hoodwinked George Schultz for goodness sake. And his grandson was key to revealing the hoax and he took a big risk for doing so. Can't believe she's out of jail already. Sounds like the actress was able to imitate the creepy voice, which is another subplot unto itself.
I'll prolly go see it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (2Ez/1)

42 They only have three tricks -- deconstruct; rewrite to propagandize about Current Day Isssues; race- and gender-flip -- and they just do these same three tricks over and over, and then demand praise.

They also love to do the 'self-insert' because they all have main character syndrome.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (6ydKt)

43 I wouldn't piss on Disney if he she they them xer were on fire.

Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (Wt1Rs)

44 It's a shit pit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (mkk/2)

45 I finally watched the original "Carrie" this past week.

I'll admit horror isn't really my thing, but that was astonishingly bad. The only explanation I can think of is that Brian De Palma just wanted to film young ladies in a locker room, and really didn't give a shit about the rest of the shoot. Well, and he was saddle with a stupid story too.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 04:22 PM (WbWbV)

Now I have to see Carrie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (axIQJ)

46 You Can See Everything

I can't wait to see this trainwreck.

She's so crazy she should be a senator.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 04:22 PM (jBygX)

That muppet is supposed to be Elizabeth Holmes? Amazing.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

47 I think we all know the answer

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)

48 24 Willowed:

the Banker said, "Fluctuation".
The Chinese man replied, "Well, Fluck you English!".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Except the Chinese would not say "Well", "Fluck" or "English". It would come out "Werr, Fruck you, Engrish". Remember, "no, not The Craw, The Craw."

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (Fv80

Ah, but I said Cantonese man in the beginning. Cantonese has "L"s, Mandarin has "R"s...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (l3cgK)

49 You could be right. I do appreciate the female form but not when it becomes a gynecology lesson.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (88C+u)

And I appreciate the male form and all its capabilities. But when you think of a shape that is destined to be upfront and center as art, this isn’t it.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

50 Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (kX27y)

My son wants to see it. What were your friend's complaints about it ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:24 PM (JrHfD)

51 You could be right. I do appreciate the female form but not when it becomes a gynecology lesson.

Uh-oh.
Posted by: Porn purveyors at September 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

I've heard the practical explanation for all the oral sex in porn...

"Legs aren't transparent"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)

52 It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage" at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (MWfyi)

53 Zach Snyder is in director jail -- where they put directors who've had a run of poor-performing films -- after the very divisive results with the DC movies and then the much-mocked "Rogue Moon"

Not that it matters, but it was "Rebel Moon"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (nEUC6)

54 The only explanation I can think of is that Brian De Palma just wanted to film young ladies in a locker room, and really didn't give a shit about the rest of the shoot. Well, and he was saddle with a stupid story too.
Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 04:22 PM (WbWbV)

Legitimate horror movie business model. Boobs are a cheap draw to your expensive blood and gore scenes.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (F9nWj)

55 However, the newly reported European language more explicitly permits "advertisements before/after playback" on all tiers.

I doubt this is going to fly for long in the EU.

They probably already have a team of 750 experts working on it in Brussels as we speak.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

56 "I do appreciate the female form but not when it becomes a gynecology lesson."
++++

I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: The man in the boat at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (2Ez/1)

57 your son wants to see Digger? well that's cool. huh!

I think it's a love-or-hate type situation. I can see it actually being good?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (j+aD2)

58 You may have heard of the coming Elizabeth Holmes documentary -- you know, the weird hoaxster who conned the entire stupid liberal elite into vouching for her fake "Theranos" company and swindling the wealthy (including Rupert Murdoch) out of billions for tech that not only didn't work but which could not even work in principle.

I actually used to work in this area, and if I'd participated in some of her meetings/sales pitches, I've wondered how long it would have taken before I stood up and said "this is just a colossal load of crap and here's why". I MIGHT have sold the stock short first.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (Riz8t)

59 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper
......

Oh, I don't know, a little plastic surgery, some grooming and a little makeup?

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (UjdFS)

60 >>>You could be right. I do appreciate the female form but not when it becomes a gynecology lesson.

I don't want a gynecology lesson. But nothing's wrong with camping out and admiring the scenery.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:26 PM (axIQJ)

61 Carried over:

211 Why did she had five kids with her husband if Candace Owen's is gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)


A meta question: why might people say that Candace Owens is gay, whether or not she is? Considering how she will freely say the most wild and offensive things about other people, maybe they just think it's fair.

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 04:26 PM (ke3zm)

62 After more than a year of reports and speculation surrounding Greta Gerwig's upcoming adaptation of The Magician's Nephew, Streep has now been confirmed as the voice of C.S. Lewis' Great Lion -- one of the most explicitly Christian figures in modern fantasy literature.
----
Shouldn't they call it "The Magician's Niece"?

We all know the female character (Polly) will be the girlboss of the show and the real hero.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 04:26 PM (FZ29D)

63 but she had visions of it being a kind of rock opera à la David Bowie?!!"

So... "A Knight's Tale"?

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:26 PM (pfXMo)

64 Its like "The Lion King" except the king is Nala, maybe Aslan transitioned...haters.

Posted by: pahound at September 28, 2026 04:26 PM (/nGzD)

65 ing, but that was astonishingly bad. The only explanation I can think of is that Brian De Palma just wanted to film young ladies in a locker room, and really didn't give a shit about the rest of the shoot

You do realize that on the HQ that constitutes a strong endorsement?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 04:26 PM (2ocoG)

66 My son wants to see it. What were your friend's complaints about it ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:24 PM (JrHfD)

Said it was a woke piece of garbage and Tom Cruise wearing prosthetics was ridiculous.

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 04:26 PM (kX27y)

67 I mean DePalma didn't WRITE that story

weirdo King did

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:26 PM (j+aD2)

68 >>>Not that it matters, but it was "Rebel Moon"

I knew Rogue Moon didn't sound right but I didn't care enough to check. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

69 I knew Rogue Moon didn't sound right but I didn't care enough to check. Thanks.


lol

I like yours better

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (j+aD2)

70 Now I have to see Carrie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:23 PM (axIQJ)


The good thing is you can turn it off after five minutes and not miss anything.

I guess the curly-haired girl was pretty cute. Brunette with blue eyes ... it's like a cheat code.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (WbWbV)

71 I'm excited to watch the crazy chick doc and I found the trailer unsettling and I can't tell you why. Probably the music and Elizabeth Holmes f-ing crazy eyes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (rwcDN)

72 Does Ray Gunn have a cool theme by Henry Mancini?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)

73 I actually used to work in this area, and if I'd participated in some of her meetings/sales pitches, I've wondered how long it would have taken before I stood up and said "this is just a colossal load of crap and here's why". I MIGHT have sold the stock short first.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:25 PM (Riz8t)

I know what atoms are. So about 10 seconds, which was what I did say when I first heard about Theranos. You can't get infinite tests out of no blood, which is what she was selling.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (uhVAy)

74 I saw Bare Naked Ladies open for Naked Floppy Wangs at the Cow Palace. The headliners folded.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 04:29 PM (TezPK)

75 Not that it matters, but it was "Rebel Moon"

That wasn't....good.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:29 PM (pfXMo)

76 Eh, John Wayne played a Asian, not well I might add

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Ia/+0)

77 On a happier note, the wife and I watched "Forgotten Island" on Saturday. It was quite good, and she especially liked it as a Filipino, since it uses Filipino folklore. Dreamworks has been having some good hits recently. On larger ideas, it reinforces the problems of diversity, since it works well by being coherently Filipino. The setting is the Philippines, the characters are Filipino, the folklore is Filipino. It all come together nicely with a solid emotional conflict between the two main characters.

Posted by: Charlie the Capitalist at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (LTL2+)

78 74 I saw Bare Naked Ladies open for Naked Floppy Wangs at the Cow Palace. The headliners folded.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 04:29 PM (TezPK)

That was NOT the Wang Chung they hoped to see...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (l3cgK)

79 The good thing is you can turn it off after five minutes and not miss anything.

I guess the curly-haired girl was pretty cute. Brunette with blue eyes ... it's like a cheat code.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (WbWbV)

I've been on an old school movie kick. Just finished Altered States last night. I'll suffer through it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (axIQJ)

80 Possibly worth a look:

Not if it's from Netflix.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (vJrRc)

81
she had visions of it being a kind of rock opera à la David Bowie?!!"

Sure plays a mean peen ball.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Cqx++)

82 Not that it matters, but it was "Rebel Moon"

That wasn't....good.
Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:29 PM (pfXMo)

I watched it through the vehicle of YTers ripping it up. As God intended.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)

83 r/Narnia

Greta Gerwig thinks the idea of Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior is "creepy."

Jesus can take the form of a lion, but not of a lion voiced by a woman?

Jesus doesn’t sing the world into existence and doesn’t answer to a far off emperor either. The theology in Narnia is a little bit twisted.

As a non-believer fan I am extremely put off by the attitude here. It’s fucking toxic and depressing and I want nothing to do with it. I loved these books as a kid and I’m excited they’re getting screen time. TMN is the most interesting Narnia book by and deserves a creative telling of it.

as a non-Evangelical Christian, I’m put off by this sub too. It’s giving MAGA vibes. Even down to the token “non-Christians” who are weirdly defensive about how offensive a woman voicing a lion is to Christians and how perturbed they are over this severe religious persecution.

This sub is starting to sound like Fox News segments on the war on Christmas, aka Starbucks Happy Holidays cups. She didn't say Jesus is creepy. She was talking about a certain kind of religious expression. It's pretty obvious if you read for comprehension instead of outrage.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (PkrKm)

84 If you're not a gamer, you probably don't know that there's an argument in the gaming world about whether games should require skill and should be difficult to beat, or if they should be "for everyone" and hand you a win just for pushing the top arrow button.
___________

I still play shooters and am sick of getting killed/teabagged by 13 year olds with better reflexes than me. They should have geezer-only servers.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (JzUSu)

85 I'm a very casual gamer myself so I appreciate games having an easy or moderate mode, but this game seems to take that to extremes, and doesn't offer a harder difficulty for those who want to actually beat a game using skill.

There's a video, well, probably several by now, of a guy streaming while he's playing Wolverine.

There's a section where Wolverine has to catch up to some bad guys in tractor trailer trucks carrying weapons on a highway in the mountains.

The dude playing went through the entire mission just pressing up occasionally. Even when he let go Wolverine would keep riding and bump into cars and walls and trees, say "Arrgghh!", and then it would right itself and keep on going.

You had to literally try and crash to crash.
The only way the guy got stopped is when he ran off the road and got stuck on a boulder in some kind of glitch.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)

86 72 Does Ray Gunn have a cool theme by Henry Mancini?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)

If it does, it won't be an original score by him...he's been dead more than 30 years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)

87 I've been on an old school movie kick. Just finished Altered States last night. I'll suffer through it.

I'm planning an old-school halloween kick for October with the kids!

I have about 20 films from the 70s and early 80s on my list already. am excited! some I've seen but it was soooooo long ago

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:31 PM (j+aD2)

88 According to AI, "Theranos claimed its technology required only a single drop of blood (about 25 to 50 microliters)".

That's not outside the realm of possibility using microfluidics, and possibly some amplification techniques, but the devil, as they say, is in the details.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:32 PM (Riz8t)

89 The dude playing went through the entire mission just pressing up occasionally. Even when he let go Wolverine would keep riding and bump into cars and walls and trees, say "Arrgghh!", and then it would right itself and keep on going.

You had to literally try and crash to crash.
The only way the guy got stopped is when he ran off the road and got stuck on a boulder in some kind of glitch.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)

There have been many where they literally press nothing on the controller the entire time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

90 Does Ray Gunn have a cool theme by Henry Mancini?"

Maybe in 5/4 time?

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:32 PM (pfXMo)

91 Having skimmed the Comments and ignored the Thread...

I gotta say I am disappointed to see the words Ray Gun and not get to see any bad Break Dancing.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 04:32 PM (vNne8)

92 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper
......

Oh, I don't know, a little plastic surgery, some grooming and a little makeup?
Posted by: wth


Makeup sounds like an excellent way to get rashes in uncomfortable places.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 04:32 PM (vJrRc)

93 I watched The Rivals of Amziah King this past weekend. The first half, excepting the gnarly scalping scene, was amazing. I loved it. The second half, without Matthew McConaughey and focusing on the "native" girl's revenge story, was wretched. It was two different movies, and I only wanted the first. So watch the first half and ignore the rest of it, if you absolutely must see. But do search out the potluck scene on utube if you can find it. It's gold.

Posted by: moki at September 28, 2026 04:33 PM (wLjpr)

94 One of Bruce Cambell's throwaway lines in, I think They Call Me Bruce is something along the lines of 'Yeah, a million for effects $20,000 to each of the 16 boobs. Slap a D-list celebritie's name on it and shoot for a 6 mill box office. Be happy with 3.'

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 04:33 PM (F9nWj)

95 If you're not a gamer, you probably don't know that there's an argument in the gaming world about whether games should require skill and should be difficult to beat, or if they should be "for everyone" and hand you a win just for pushing the top arrow button.

Isn't that the whole point of selecting your skill level? If I want to coast, that's my business, because I bought the f***ing game. Sheesh, why can't people just mind their own business.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (Riz8t)

96 I don't want to see any floppy weiners!

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (PSEDc)

97 >Skill is racist and discriminatory.

I recently stumbled on a book about video games by an author that argues, essentially, because video games "reward speed, efficiency, control, and meritocratic mastery" they push gamers towards a "technolibertarian" mindset that is "skeptical of collective forms of governance." He also critiques educational technology, probably for the same reason.

He's probably the kind of guy who gets upset that some students do better than others

Posted by: fb at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (JVEmw)

98 Zach Snyder has given an update to the long-awaited (who? who wants it?) 3 installment of Rebel Moon:

"I don't know. I think that, like, you know, I think that, like you know, because I was saying recently, like you know, I made those--the director's cuts of the movies, and I just think it's like, one of those things where--and I do feel it, you know, is that as those maybe, like, get a little bit more popular and sort of, like, get discovered, then there's a little bit more groundswell about maybe making another one."

What a tard.
You made crap.
You took a good idea, mostly stolen from other plots, and shit it out, ate that shit and shit it out again.
It's not going to get more popular--shit stinks in the sun.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (3cUTc)

99 I'm planning an old-school halloween kick for October with the kids!

I have about 20 films from the 70s and early 80s on my list already. am excited! some I've seen but it was soooooo long ago

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 04:31 PM (j+aD2)

Nice. Kids are a bit too young for all the tits in 70s to 80s horror. Maybe in a few years.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (axIQJ)

100 You had to literally try and crash to crash.
The only way the guy got stopped is when he ran off the road and got stuck on a boulder in some kind of glitch.


Just to clarify, you can turn off all of the assist options in Wolverine. It absolutely has an unusual number of them and you can get to full "game journalist mode" like that video clip did, but with them off you do play and die as normal. The automatic QTEs are also a choice, not on by default.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (2ocoG)

101 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper

Have you tried Fur Oil? It was a real game changer for me.

Posted by: Emma Watson at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (PkrKm)

102 An investment from Musk could incite uproar at left-leaning CNN, where staffers are already in a panic about potential layoffs and who will be in charge of the network once David Ellison takes over, sources told The Post.

and I could give two shits what the propagandists think.

and I doubt Elon does either.

Learn to prompt AI to code like the rest of us, journalisms.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:35 PM (6ydKt)

103 As a non-believer fan I am extremely put off by the attitude here. It’s fucking toxic and depressing and I want nothing to do with it. I loved these books as a kid and I’m excited they’re getting screen time. TMN is the most interesting Narnia book by and deserves a creative telling of it.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (PkrKm)

"I loved the original, so I need to have someone turn it into something different and stupid"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)

104 There is no reason to have a woman voice Aslan except as a big F' you to Christians

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 04:35 PM (fEiRB)

105 97 >Skill is racist and discriminatory.

I recently stumbled on a book about video games by an author that argues, essentially, because video games "reward speed, efficiency, control, and meritocratic mastery" they push gamers towards a "technolibertarian" mindset that is "skeptical of collective forms of governance." He also critiques educational technology, probably for the same reason.

He's probably the kind of guy who gets upset that some students do better than others

Posted by: fb at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (JVEmw)

If they want a communist version, everybody loses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:35 PM (l3cgK)

106 Eh, John Wayne played a Asian, not well I might add"

Mongol... so east Asian.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:36 PM (pfXMo)

107 An investment from Musk could incite uproar at left-leaning CNN, where staffers are already in a panic about potential layoffs and who will be in charge of the network once David Ellison takes over, sources told The Post.

and I could give two shits what the propagandists think.

and I doubt Elon does either.

Learn to prompt AI to code like the rest of us, journalisms.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:35 PM (6ydKt)

Quitting just saves him the trouble of firing you. You are the least respected and worst rated network by far, you idiots.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

108 Jesus doesn’t sing the world into existence and doesn’t answer to a far off emperor either. The theology in Narnia is a little bit twisted.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (PkrKm)
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Oh, you mean C.S. Lewis didn't just plagiarize the entire Bible, and instead wrote in allegory? Gee willickers!

My stars these people are fucking retards.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 04:36 PM (oqH4h)

109 You took a good idea, mostly stolen from other plots, and s*** it out, ate that s*** and s*** it out again.

Graphic but accurate.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

110 Elizabeth Holmes' face should be in the dictionary under 'Crazy Eyes'.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

111 Leftwing journalists: Insurance people need to examine why everyone hates them and be open to the possibility they deserve it.
Also leftwing journalists: The only reason people could possibly hate us is because we're so good at or jobs.

Posted by: Wally at September 28, 2026 04:37 PM (TIEGo)

112 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 04:30 PM (PkrKm)

Huh. Maybe being offensive just for the sake of being offensive is almost finished running its course. There is nothing creative about this.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

113 Nothing said the modern era than that nudity in movies is 'peen.'

Fucking hell. We used to be a proper country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 04:37 PM (zZu0s)

114 They already made The Fountainhead with Gary Cooper.

Posted by: MikeN at September 28, 2026 04:37 PM (Uh/vE)

115 There is no reason to have a woman voice Aslan except as a big F' you to Christians
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 04:35 PM (fEiRB)

I swear if we had agents planted to destroy the Hollywood cancer we could not have done a better job than they are.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)

116 I gotta admit, that Elizabeth Holmes actress, about 40 years ago, she would have fit the bill. Crazy eyes and all.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 04:38 PM (LHPAg)

117 71 I'm excited to watch the crazy chick doc and I found the trailer unsettling and I can't tell you why. Probably the music and Elizabeth Holmes f-ing crazy eyes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (rwcDN)

There's a level of intimacy in that exchange that is all wrong. She's giving him "you can have me" eyes the whole time. Way too much eye contact.

And her tone of voice is bad. She's practically purring. It all feels like: "I'm not gonna stab you. I love you," says the lady with a bloody knife to the guy she's already stabbed once.

She's something else.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 04:38 PM (jBygX)

118 Asians cover from Japan to Afghanistan, its a big wide area of peoples

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)

119 Saw on the news today that Trump wants to give tax breaks to Hollywood because there are other countries trying to attract the industry with low costs.

Someone should tell him that Hollywood today makes crap like what is being done to the Narnia movie.

My thought is I'll hold the door while Hollywood leaves. Maybe they should try making their crap in any variety of countries in the lower tier of the third world.

This business of tax breaks for movie making is out of control as the different states are competing to attract the most movies. In every case it's a money losing proposition according to the same news story.

Posted by: George V at September 28, 2026 04:39 PM (g6ahB)

120 Does Ray Gunn have a cool theme by Henry Mancini?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)

If it does, it won't be an original score by him...he's been dead more than 30 years.
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So instead of writing he's...decomposing.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 04:39 PM (TN0g+)

121 Jesus doesn’t sing the world into existence

I kind of like Tolkien's idea of the Music of the Ainur.
Tolkien (Catholic) grew up when services were mostly cantillated.

Posted by: 88C+u also noted the piyyutim this morning at September 28, 2026 04:39 PM (88C+u)

122 I was working on the drainage in the gravel driveway Saturday with the oldest grand. I reached Ultimate Papahood when I produced a pick axe.
They have become some weird worshipful ancient relic now with Minecraft.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (F9nWj)

123 graphic nudity


It's going to be that dude interviewing Elizabeth Holmes, isn't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (sAmhv)

124 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper

I strenuously object. I am just trying to figure out how to phrase it tactfully.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

125 Kids are a bit too young for all the tits in 70s to 80s horror"

Not just in horror flix...

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (pfXMo)

126 Does Ray Gunn have a cool theme by Henry Mancini?"

Maybe in 5/4 time?
Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:32 PM (pfXMo)
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"Living in the Past" by Ian Anderson.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (amcLV)

127 120 Does Ray Gunn have a cool theme by Henry Mancini?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)

If it does, it won't be an original score by him...he's been dead more than 30 years.
-----

So instead of writing he's...decomposing.
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 04:39 PM (TN0g+)

You know, if we took over Hollywood, things would be funny.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

128 Saw on the news today that Trump wants to give tax breaks to Hollywood because there are other countries trying to attract the industry with low costs.

The other country is Canada, and humiliating Carney is always worthwhile.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG)

129 They have become some weird worshipful ancient relic now with Minecraft.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (F9nWj)

lol

IRL Minecraft.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:41 PM (axIQJ)

130 Man, ace is on fire. Tons of content.

Hollywood, also lazy.Maybe dying too.

10 episodes a season? Star Trek TNG managed 26 shows a year and a lot were good and visually impressive.

Even kids comedies on Disney. 16 episodes or so and cancelled after 2 seasons so they don't have to pay everyone more.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 04:41 PM (Sco7b)

131 96 I don't want to see any floppy weiners!
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (PSEDc)

Yeah, we only want to see the most turgid erections imaginable. Almost painfully so.

But not in gay way.
Of course.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 04:41 PM (jBygX)

132
Oh, you mean C.S. Lewis didn't just plagiarize the entire Bible, and instead wrote in allegory? Gee willickers!

My stars these people are fucking retards.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 04:36 PM (oqH4h)

I'm guessing these poor fools have not cracked a Bible open in years if not ever, and certainly haven't studied it exegetically with commentaries from solid, God-fearing scholars. Bless their hearts, they are going to have a rude awakening before the King.

Posted by: moki at September 28, 2026 04:41 PM (wLjpr)

133 121 Jesus doesn’t sing the world into existence

I kind of like Tolkien's idea of the Music of the Ainur.
Tolkien (Catholic) grew up when services were mostly cantillated.

Posted by: 88C+u also noted the piyyutim this morning at September 28, 2026 04:39 PM (88C+u)

Shabbat services have lots of cantillation too.

I asked the Cantor once if he sang during service. He replied, "I cant."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:41 PM (l3cgK)

134 What a tard.
You made crap.
You took a good idea, mostly stolen from other plots, and shit it out, ate that shit and shit it out again.
It's not going to get more popular--shit stinks in the sun.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (3cUTc)

We already had this script with Game of Thrones final book.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:41 PM (uhVAy)

135 But not in gay way.
Of course.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 04:41 PM (jBygX)

Like a Viking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)

136 I strenuously object. I am just trying to figure out how to phrase it tactfully.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

Women's squishy bits are a work of art?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:42 PM (axIQJ)

137 125 Kids are a bit too young for all the tits in 70s to 80s horror"

Not just in horror flix...
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Yeah, like in my high school. Out to here!

Posted by: Nerd Ferguson at September 28, 2026 04:42 PM (Ovx+P)

138 Snyder did get a weird hate.

I thought his DC version of the Avengers was perfectly acceptable for what it was. I like "Man of Steel".

I never really saw any conservative message in any of his movies, I just heard he liked Ayn Rand

Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (eIzlH)

139 There have been many where they literally press nothing on the controller the entire time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

I forgot to mention Wolverine is riding a motorcycle.

It's pretty famous.

"New Wolverine Game Motorcycle Level" went viral.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)

140 124 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper

I strenuously object. I am just trying to figure out how to phrase it tactfully.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

I tried (types ... deletes) and gave up.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (jBygX)

141 Saw on the news today that Trump wants to give tax breaks to Hollywood because there are other countries trying to attract the industry with low costs.

The other country is Canada, and humiliating Carney is always worthwhile.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG)

Only Hollywood would think swapping SoCal for the Tundra is gonna work out.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (uhVAy)

142 Women's squishy bits are a work of art?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:42 PM (axIQJ)

Tits, yes. A vagina... no keep not finding a good way to put it on a family blog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

143 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper

I strenuously object. I am just trying to figure out how to phrase it tactfully.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
________

Andrew Dice Clay did a very tactful bit on this issue.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (JzUSu)

144 Can we vote for something worse than shit and garbage, like festering demonic ichor stool?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (G4zM/)

145 As with most guys: My dick, I am ok with. Anyone else's? Do not want to ever see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 04:44 PM (zZu0s)

146 Saw on the news today that Trump wants to give tax breaks to Hollywood because there are other countries trying to attract the industry with low costs.

Someone should tell him that Hollywood today makes crap like what is being done to the Narnia movie.

My thought is I'll hold the door while Hollywood leaves. Maybe they should try making their crap in any variety of countries in the lower tier of the third world.

This business of tax breaks for movie making is out of control as the different states are competing to attract the most movies. In every case it's a money losing proposition according to the same news story.


The problem is the precedent. He who provides the money, calls the shots as to what gets made. When the Dems eventually reclaim power, they'll tell HWood "no more money unless you tell the story we want told, the way we want it told". Hollywood will have no problem with taxpayer leftist propaganda.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

147 Living in the Past" by Ian Anderson"

"Take Five"...

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:44 PM (pfXMo)

148 Saw on the news today that Trump wants to give tax breaks to Hollywood because there are other countries trying to attract the industry with low costs.


==

It is weird that Trump seems to fight hard for American Tech companies that all hate him and Hollywood.

Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 04:44 PM (eIzlH)

149 Can we vote for something worse than shit and garbage, like festering demonic ichor stool?
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (G4zM/)

Ace needs to crack open his H. P. Lovecraft thesaurus.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

150 May I be so bold as to note there is nothing attractive about the undercarriage parts of males or females.
Posted by: Piper

So, that excludes boobs, right? Because boobs are awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

151 Tits, yes. A vagina... no keep not finding a good way to put it on a family blog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

We can agree to disagree.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:45 PM (axIQJ)

152 Saw on the news today that Trump wants to give tax breaks to Hollywood because there are other countries trying to attract the industry with low costs.


==

It is weird that Trump seems to fight hard for American Tech companies that all hate him and Hollywood.
Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 04:44 PM (eIzlH)

they will flee from his help in horror. That's the comedy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:45 PM (uhVAy)

153 I think at some point, either Western culture will be defended in the Muslim manner -- you know, by *types* *deletes* -- or it will be erased.

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 04:45 PM (ke3zm)

154 I found the Ryan Long skit I've been discussing where he talks about why the left's efforts against the manosphere isn't working.

Note if you don't know Ryan Long he is a very, uh, non-woke comedian. https://tinyurl.com/4mhacdbn

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)

155 Ace needs to crack open his H. P. Lovecraft thesaurus.
Posted by: Oldcat

Yo!

Posted by: H.R. Giger at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (88C+u)

156 Andrew Dice Clay did a very tactful bit on this issue.
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I'm not aware of Andrew Dice Clay ever doing a *tactful* bit on any issue.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (TN0g+)

157 Hollywood is so disconnected from regular American people that they are almost pathologically incapable of making four quadrant movies. Snyder wasn’t interested in Superman or Batman as audiences like them, so he gave us his execrable “Batman v Superman”. Gerwig is just the latest refrain of the same tired verse. Marvel is probably the last gasp of movie making for Middle America and that’s on shaky ground.

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (gYnrv)

158 So I got into a long argument with an AI about 300 being the gayest film ever, I gently explained to it that the main themes of 300 are courage, honor, duty and sacrifice, and that what the director thinks and what he puts on the screen are two seperate things.

Just because you have Spartan Warriors in essentially beach wear is not homoerotic to the vast majority of men who watched that film and regard it as the manliest film that ever manned.

Schneider is a deachebag and should never be allowed to direct again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (XV/Pl)

159 The Insomniac leaks from a few years back mentioned that if Wolverine does not sell 6 million copies within its first year on the market, Sony loses the Wolverine license and has to pay a $9 million cancellation fee to Marvel.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (deNAM)

160 So, that excludes boobs, right? Because boobs are awesome.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

If boobs are part of the undercarriage, then our subject is older than methuselah.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 Finished the last episode of Fauda last night. Excellent.

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (kX27y)

162 The problem is the precedent. He who provides the money, calls the shots as to what gets made. When the Dems eventually reclaim power, they'll tell HWood "no more money unless you tell the story we want told, the way we want it told". Hollywood will have no problem with taxpayer leftist propaganda.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

Welcome 25 years ago or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (uhVAy)

163 The only purpose these re-writes are serving is to try and destroy the original work.

They tear down statues to destroy history, they tear down the family to replace it with government, and they tear down culture in order to replace it with slavery.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (0U5gm)

164 Man, ace is on fire. "

No "en fuego" dude anymore?

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (pfXMo)

165 Paramount Plus is doing TREASURE ISLAND, Long John Silver is now Black and Jim Hawkin's Mother goes along as well for some reason?? She in no way will be a Girlboss and tell everybody what to do.

I am waiting for the R rated Godzilla movie

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (ubCxQ)

166 160 So, that excludes boobs, right? Because boobs are awesome.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

If boobs are part of the undercarriage, then our subject is older than methuselah.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

LOL, or Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:47 PM (l3cgK)

167 If boobs are part of the undercarriage, then our subject is older than methuselah.
Posted by: Piper

Ah, so we're back to Meryl Streep

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 04:47 PM (88C+u)

168 165 Paramount Plus is doing TREASURE ISLAND, Long John Silver is now Black and Jim Hawkin's Mother goes along as well for some reason?? She in no way will be a Girlboss and tell everybody what to do.

I am waiting for the R rated Godzilla movie

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (ubCxQ)

I don't want to see his naughty bits either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:47 PM (l3cgK)

169 Destruction is much easier than creation.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 04:47 PM (ZJQBk)

170 The Insomniac leaks from a few years back mentioned that if Wolverine does not sell 6 million copies within its first year on the market, Sony loses the Wolverine license and has to pay a $9 million cancellation fee to Marvel.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (deNAM)

Check for a dumpster near you for 'purchased' copies right next to the Hillary biography books.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:47 PM (uhVAy)

171 Tits, yes. A vagina... no keep not finding a good way to put it on a family blog.

One of the other takes on Judith and Holofernes I ran across this morning, by one Franz von Stuck had Judith buck nekkid and apparently Brazilian. I didn't post a link to it here...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (sKqQm)

172 Women's squishy bits are a work of art?
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Tits, yes. A vagina... no keep not finding a good way to put it on a family blog.


Harrumph.

Posted by: Zombie Georgia O'keeffe at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (vTZFs)

173 So helicopters around the bedroom is... um... wrong?

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (F9nWj)

174 So I got into a long argument with an AI about 300 being the gayest film ever,
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There's also the small matter that Leonidas dismissively refers to the Athenians as "those boy-lovers."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (amcLV)

175 65 Paramount Plus is doing TREASURE ISLAND, Long John Silver is now Black and Jim Hawkin's Mother goes along as well for some reason?? She in no way will be a Girlboss and tell everybody what to do.

I am waiting for the R rated Godzilla movie

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (ubCxQ)

I don't want to see his naughty bits either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:47 PM (l3cgK)

They made the bad guy BLACK? The horror!!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

176 123 graphic nudity


It's going to be that dude interviewing Elizabeth Holmes, isn't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 04:40 PM (sAmhv)

The guy who made the film lived with Homes and her husband and their baby for a month or so before she went to jail.

I read an article about it and it mentions they gave the him so much access that the husband would take showers, glass-door, with the door open.

Now, I assume that means it's actually in the film if they reported on it, so it might be the husband naked.
But who knows, maybe he got Holmes in the shower, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)

177 They made the bad guy BLACK? The horror!!
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)


I'm sure in this he is just misunderstood...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 04:49 PM (fEiRB)

178 I watched The Rivals of Amziah King this past weekend. The first half, excepting the gnarly scalping scene, was amazing. I loved it. The second half, without Matthew McConaughey and focusing on the "native" girl's revenge story, was wretched. It was two different movies, and I only wanted the first. So watch the first half and ignore the rest of it, if you absolutely must see. But do search out the potluck scene on utube if you can find it. It's gold.
Posted by: moki

I saw it in the theater and I agree with you on the first half of the movie. It was terrific. I had no idea the honey business was so cut throat. I'm not quite as down on the second half as you. It did suffer from McConaughey's absence though. He put his all into that role.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 04:49 PM (lJ0H4)

179 Greta Gerwig thinks the idea of Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior is "creepy."
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Yeah. Go with that.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 04:49 PM (ZJQBk)

180 healing power of "and"?

though 149 makes a couple of valid points, too

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 04:50 PM (VyBeY)

181 Check for a dumpster near you for 'purchased' copies "

There's this place in New Mexico..

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:50 PM (pfXMo)

182 154 I found the Ryan Long skit I've been discussing where he talks about why the left's efforts against the manosphere isn't working.

Note if you don't know Ryan Long he is a very, uh, non-woke comedian. https://tinyurl.com/4mhacdbn
Posted by: 18-1



Heh! Look up on YT, Ryan Long Brian Seltzer. The resulting video will change your life! 😁

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 04:51 PM (sAmhv)

183 They made the bad guy BLACK? The horror!!
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)


I'm sure in this he is just misunderstood...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 04:49 PM (fEiRB)

Post partum depression...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)

184 There's also the small matter that Leonidas dismissively refers to the Athenians as "those boy-lovers."

It was apparently a thing for the various Greek city states of Classical Greece to accuse each other as even though it was practiced in a number of them it was uh, frowned upon. A virtuous man wasn't supposed to roger his protege though of course to quote Maura Healy "These things happen"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

185 Photos from the SF Folsom Street Fair this past weekend. Wonder if Zombie's in the house?

https://tinyurl.com/38vtnrsj

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

186 Elizabeth Holmes scissoring a 300lb lesbian convict is the nudity. Enjoy!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 04:52 PM (WyJlA)

187 I'm old enough to remember when Hollywood directors tried to destroy a Mormon outfit that accepted your DVDs and sanitized them, returning a family friendly version of the movie.

The lie Hollywood told was that the Artist who created the work still owned it, no matter how much a person paid for a copy. the Artist had a right to prevent The Art from being altered in any way.

Apparently DEI can make void any deeply held conviction and any sacred social contract.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 04:52 PM (pUU4E)

188 We have BOTH kinds of Hollywood Movies!

Shit and Garbage!

Posted by: Bob's Movie Bunker at September 28, 2026 04:52 PM (mP0Kj)

189 95 "If you're not a gamer, you probably don't know that there's an argument in the gaming world about whether games should require skill and should be difficult to beat, or if they should be "for everyone" and hand you a win just for pushing the top arrow button."

Isn't that the whole point of selecting your skill level? If I want to coast, that's my business, because I bought the f***ing game. Sheesh, why can't people just mind their own business.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (Riz8t)


Apparently, there is no "requires skill" option. It's a crypto-movie.

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 04:53 PM (ke3zm)

190 Trump's big announcement, today, is about the steel deal, a biggie, with Mesabi Metallics.

He had a 10 P.M. meeting with the Amodei siblings after a day at the golf tournament. Speculation was that today's announcement would relate to that meeting.
Not a word.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:53 PM (WY+aP)

191 160 So, that excludes boobs, right? Because boobs are awesome.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

If boobs are part of the undercarriage, then our subject is older than methuselah.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (ZdaMQ

It was on the other thread how all of us can be less than delicate here.

And all of you 'Ettes probably scroll through a lot of comments, ignore, forgive us, forget, get on with your days.

Thank you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 04:53 PM (Sco7b)

192 Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 04:49 PM (ZJQBk

I think she is , or was, a Unitarian Universalist and she would also fit in quite well with the folks at Talarico's "church" ....umm progressive political social organization. I don't think you absolutely need to be a Christian to appreciate Narnia but you need to understand and take the work on its own terms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:54 PM (JrHfD)

193 They made the bad guy BLACK? The horror!!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

I always thought of Long John Silver as more of a lovable rogue anti-hero.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

194 if you castrate a lion the mane goes away.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)


Interesting, but who even has time to be out there cutting the balls off lions?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 04:55 PM (guGkK)

195 They made the bad guy BLACK? The horror!!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

I always thought of Long John Silver as more of a lovable rogue anti-hero.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

it's the fish and chips.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:55 PM (uhVAy)

196 If boobs are part of the undercarriage, then our subject is older than methuselah.
Posted by: Piper

No. Boobs are part of the supercargo.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 04:55 PM (77rzZ)

197 I always thought of Long John Silver as more of a lovable rogue anti-hero.

Lovable?

/Shakes wang around

You know it!

Posted by: Long Dong Silver at September 28, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)

198 I saw it in the theater and I agree with you on the first half of the movie. It was terrific. I had no idea the honey business was so cut throat. I'm not quite as down on the second half as you. It did suffer from McConaughey's absence though. He put his all into that role.
Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 04:49 PM (lJ0H4)

The way they get around putting in Chinese Honey is that they Mix it with local Honey and they don't have to disclose where the Honey came from.

Wait till you find out about the Olive Oil business, it's plagued by fake oil and Chinese Olive Oil that's just vegetable oil, or who knows what they mix in.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2026 04:55 PM (ubCxQ)

199 if you castrate a lion the mane goes away.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

Interesting, but who even has time to be out there cutting the balls off lions?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 04:55 PM (guGkK)

Some of those reservations where they don't want a bunch of cubs or fighting over females.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy)

200 I always thought of Long John Silver as more of a lovable rogue anti-hero.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)
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Book!Jim didn't think so. It's interesting that film treatments treat Jim as seeing the story as a big adventure, while in the book, in the last paragraph he says he is still having nightmares about it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 04:56 PM (amcLV)

201 Elizabeth Holmes scissoring a 300lb lesbian convict is the nudity. Enjoy!
-----

But remember: masks are required!

Posted by: The Last Ditch Bar and Arts Venue at September 28, 2026 04:56 PM (TN0g+)

202 "164 Man, ace is on fire. "

No "en fuego" dude anymore?

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 04:46 PM (pfXMo) "


cancelled for cultural appropriation.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 04:56 PM (VyBeY)

203 I always thought of Long John Silver as more of a lovable rogue anti-hero.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Long John Silver will always be Robert Newton to me. He made that role his own.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 04:57 PM (lJ0H4)

204
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 04:32 PM (Riz8t

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No. The distribution of pathogens in diseases such as bacterimia or blood tumors is so low that you can't detect it with a therano-sized sample. Also , some of those tests entail significant alteration of the sample, so you can't do the claimed 200+ tests on a single finger stick of blood. Some of the preparations are mutually incompatible.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 28, 2026 04:57 PM (mmrXZ)

205 Meh Elizabeth Holmes is a techbro-ette 6.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

206 Totally unmotivated by Ray Gunn. The Incredibles guy trying to make a grown-up, animated Blade Runner-ish flick with Star Wars-redux aliens? I love Sam Rockwell, but there's nothing special about just his voice. This just looks boring.

Feeling motivated for I Play Rocky though. And maybe Street Fighter...

Posted by: bearski at September 28, 2026 04:57 PM (Bhsk7)

207 Totally unmotivated by Ray Gunn. The Incredibles guy trying to make a grown-up, animated Blade Runner-ish flick with Star Wars-redux aliens? I love Sam Rockwell, but there's nothing special about just his voice. This just looks boring.

Feeling motivated for I Play Rocky though. And maybe Street Fighter...
Posted by: bearski at September 28, 2026 04:57 PM (Bhsk7)

Just boring would be a high water mark for Hollywood these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)

208 Wow Anthony Ippolito does look kind of like a younger Stallone

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

209 100

Just to clarify, you can turn off all of the assist options in Wolverine. It absolutely has an unusual number of them and you can get to full "game journalist mode" like that video clip did, but with them off you do play and die as normal. The automatic QTEs are also a choice, not on by default.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (2ocoG)


Oh, I stand corrected.

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 04:59 PM (ke3zm)

210 I always thought of Long John Silver as more of a lovable rogue anti-hero.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

it's the fish and chips.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:55 PM (uhVAy)

heh.
They're all Captian Ds around here.

I think mainly of the Long John Silver character in Black Sails. He was the most interesting character on that show to me.

Unfortunately that show went off the rails and turned Captain Flint into a bisexual whackjob in a love triangle.

And then they had the gay

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:00 PM (6ydKt)

211 No. The distribution of pathogens in diseases such as bacterimia or blood tumors is so low that you can't detect it with a therano-sized sample. Also , some of those tests entail significant alteration of the sample, so you can't do the claimed 200+ tests on a single finger stick of blood. Some of the preparations are mutually incompatible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 28, 2026 04:57 PM (mmrXZ)

I got drained of so much blood at some of those 'health checks' it makes me ill for days. I had to ration the doctor the last few times. Yeah, one drop for 300 tests my ass.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

212 Meh Elizabeth Holmes is a techbro-ette 6.
----

Her eyes in that photo above (the eyes of the actress playing her) remind me of Dan DeLaney.

Posted by: The Last Ditch Bar and Arts Venue at September 28, 2026 05:01 PM (TN0g+)

213 Ace, Snyder has always been a woke d-bag. A few years ago he appeared on a Geeks + Gamers livestream after they raised thousands for his suicide-prevention charity (his daughter killed herself) and campaigned hard for his shitty five-hour Justice League cut to be released, only to completely denounce them to their faces.

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2026 05:01 PM (ALhAh)

214 it's the fish and chips."

Sigh

/ Arthur Treacher

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 05:02 PM (pfXMo)

215
I kind of like Tolkien's idea of the Music of the Ainur.
Tolkien (Catholic) grew up when services were mostly cantillated.


Expose it to Netflix and rather than cantillated, it will be in the form of throat singing.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:02 PM (9Hs2w)

216 Meh Elizabeth Holmes is a techbro-ette 6.
----

Her eyes in that photo above (the eyes of the actress playing her) remind me of Dan DeLaney.
-----

Er...DANA DeLaney.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

217 Just to clarify, you can turn off all of the assist options in Wolverine. It absolutely has an unusual number of them and you can get to full "game journalist mode" like that video clip did, but with them off you do play and die as normal. The automatic QTEs are also a choice, not on by default.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 04:34 PM (2ocoG)

Oh, I stand corrected.
Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 04:59 PM (ke3zm)

the fact that they have a game journalist mode at all is a mortal sin. What is the use of a game journalist if he can't play the actual game? Give it to the experts, the journalists will just lie about the scores like usual.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy)

218
Saw Heart of a Beast today.

Excellent movie in the Jack London "To Build a Fire" and "Call of the Wild" man and dog in the wilderness tradition.

Plot involves an ex-soldier and his retired war-dog stranded in the Alaskan wilderness after a plane crash.

Good direction and acting in a minimal story with realistic stakes. Kudos to Brad Pitt.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 05:03 PM (YSUhf)

219 Long John Silver will always be Robert Newton to me. He made that role his own.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 04:57 PM (lJ0H4)

I really liked the Disney film, too, as a kid.
Didn't get to see it much.

Watched it once on Disney+ years ago, and enjoyed it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)

220 I've been watching AI shorts on YouTube, entries in a $100k contest.

yeah, H-wood is going to die faster than they think.

Also, the AI thots selling on Instagram are very realistic.
So the real life OnlyFans are gonna be out of a job soon too.
Which, if you know, is also going to kill half of China's economy that is:
Cam girl orders food delivery --> incel delivers --> incel pays for subscription to cam girl.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 05:03 PM (3cUTc)

221 I kind of like Tolkien's idea of the Music of the Ainur.
Tolkien (Catholic) grew up when services were mostly cantillated.

Expose it to Netflix and rather than cantillated, it will be in the form of throat singing.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:02 PM (9Hs2w)

order out of the chaos of random sound, and beauty.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy)

222 / Arthur Treacher
Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 05:02 PM (pfXMo)

it's still around, it's on life support but you can still go to one in Cleveland

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2026 05:04 PM (ubCxQ)

223
Her eyes in that photo above (the eyes of the actress playing her) remind me of Dan DeLaney.
-----

Er...DANA DeLaney.
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 05:02 PM (TN0g+)
---------
That's Holmes herself, not an actress.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 05:04 PM (amcLV)

224 Netflix will have Melkor try a rap freestyle to the tune of the melody.

Posted by: tbh, that's probably what happened at September 28, 2026 05:04 PM (88C+u)

225 Back to the immigration stuff from earlier, if I may - our illiterati are terrified of the Japanese. They're making a go of declining population and extremely limited immigration... brits especially are aghast...

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 05:05 PM (pfXMo)

226 Netflix will have Melkor try a rap freestyle to the tune of the melody.
Posted by: tbh, that's probably what happened at September 28, 2026 05:04 PM (88C+u)

He's not THAT evil.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:05 PM (uhVAy)

227 I really liked the Disney film, too, as a kid.
Didn't get to see it much.

Watched it once on Disney+ years ago, and enjoyed it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)
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It sticks impressively close to the original novel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 05:05 PM (amcLV)

228
I gotta admit, that Elizabeth Holmes actress, about 40 years ago, she would have fit the bill. Crazy eyes and all.
Posted by: Eromero

==============

What are you watching? Ace linked a documentary with the actual Elizabeth Holmes

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 28, 2026 05:05 PM (mmrXZ)

229 What are the odd???

@LeadingReport 15m
The sharpest rent declines in the U.S. are occurring in areas with the most cooperation with ICE deportation efforts, per DHS.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:05 PM (nEUC6)

230 Also, the AI thots selling on Instagram are very realistic.
So the real life OnlyFans are gonna be out of a job soon too.
...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
--

They'll have to go back to tried and true, personal performances.
Actually work for a living.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 05:06 PM (WY+aP)

231 Ah, but I said Cantonese man in the beginning. Cantonese has "L"s, Mandarin has "R"s...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Then Cantonese man would know "fuck" vs "fluck". You gave it your best, Jim.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 05:06 PM (Fv808)

232 It sounds like she's going to do Jesus Christ Superstar mixed with Narnia and David Bowie music.

I don't know what exact audience that targets but we'll see how it does beyond preteen girls and cat ladies.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)

233 Jesus doesn’t sing the world into existence

And the Angels didn't sing "Hark! Glory to the new born King" cuz Angels don't sing.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:07 PM (+4Cf6)

234 @LeadingReport 15m
The sharpest rent declines in the U.S. are occurring in areas with the most cooperation with ICE deportation efforts, per DHS.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:05 PM (nEUC6)
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The merest coincidence!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 05:07 PM (amcLV)

235 And you thought I was dead? 🤣

Posted by: Woke at September 28, 2026 05:07 PM (ATp9+)

236 The sharpest rent declines in the U.S. are occurring in areas with the most cooperation with ICE deportation efforts, per DHS.

I wonder if that is also true for home mortgage foreclosures.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:08 PM (+4Cf6)

237 What are the odd???

@LeadingReport 15m
The sharpest rent declines in the U.S. are occurring in areas with the most cooperation with ICE deportation efforts, per DHS.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

==
I bet grocery prices also go down in those areas.

First thing people need when they come here is food and shelter. Of course those things will spike in price when a million people suddenly show up.

Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 05:08 PM (eIzlH)

238 What are the odd???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:05 PM (nEUC6)

1

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 05:08 PM (axIQJ)

239 They'll have to go back to tried and true, personal performances.
Actually work for a living.
--
"prior experience?"
"mattress actress."
"anything else?"
"My abortion punch card is one away from getting a free abortion."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 05:09 PM (3cUTc)

240 Expose it to Netflix and rather than cantillated, it will be in the form of throat singing.
Posted by: Community Notes


... what's wrong with throat singing?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 05:09 PM (vJrRc)

241 235 And you thought I was dead? 🤣

Posted by: Woke at September 28, 2026 05:07 PM (ATp9+)

It's going to take near bankruptcy for Netflix to change its ways. It's been too Los Angelized and its too late unless they move to Texas.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)

242 The sharpest rent declines in the U.S. are occurring in areas with the most cooperation with ICE deportation efforts, per DHS.

I guess some people really don't want to live like a refugee.

Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at September 28, 2026 05:10 PM (guGkK)

243 So I guess Netflix made a movie about Chris Hansen where he is the bad guy and the audience is supposed to empathize with pedophiles. I am not making this shit up.

https://youtu.be/Y_eVojM5ez0

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 28, 2026 05:10 PM (XAEN3)

244 Only thing I know about Gerwig is "Frances Ha," an inoffensive little comedy.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 05:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

245 The sharpest rent declines in the U.S. are occurring in areas with the most cooperation with ICE deportation efforts, per DHS.

I guess some people really don't want to live like a refugee.
Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty

------

Our version was better.

Posted by: Alvin & The Chipmunks at September 28, 2026 05:11 PM (TN0g+)

246 Expose it to Netflix and rather than cantillated, it will be in the form of throat singing.
Posted by: Community Notes

... what's wrong with throat singing?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 05:09 PM (vJrRc)


Now I'm curious. Where else can you sing from?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 05:11 PM (guGkK)

247 What are the odd???

@LeadingReport 15m
The sharpest rent declines in the U.S. are occurring in areas with the most cooperation with ICE deportation efforts, per DHS.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:05 PM (nEUC6)

It's a novel phenomena! Totally Unexpected! Black Swan, even!!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Not Understanding at September 28, 2026 05:11 PM (wVcYX)

248 Good only if it continues through all of the courts of the land

@EWess92
Can a white man sue Seattle over its racially hostile wacky DEI programs? Yes, per Chief Judge Murguia. Big loss for DEI in Seattle--by an all-Democrat appointed Ninth Circuit panel. These racially discriminatory "Race and Social Justice Initiative" policies create liability

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:11 PM (nEUC6)

249 Boycotting Netflix clearly is not enough.
They must be set on fire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 05:11 PM (s1VwS)

250 And the Angels didn't sing "Hark! Glory to the new born King" cuz Angels don't sing.
Posted by: Community Notes

They sure do sing. Both themselves and through those of us with good voices.

My singing voice is my gift from God.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 05:12 PM (77rzZ)

251 244 Only thing I know about Gerwig is "Frances Ha," an inoffensive little comedy.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 05:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

She directed Barbie, which I've never seen but seemed tolerable to most people and did well at the box office.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:12 PM (6ydKt)

252 Good only if it continues through all of the courts of the land

@EWess92
Can a white man sue Seattle over its racially hostile wacky DEI programs? Yes, per Chief Judge Murguia. Big loss for DEI in Seattle--by an all-Democrat appointed Ninth Circuit panel. These racially discriminatory "Race and Social Justice Initiative" policies create liability

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:11 PM (nEUC6)

Local law also specifies political ideology as a protected class.

It's a class action gold mine.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 05:13 PM (axIQJ)

253 Lower rents ironically helps the very people who oppose ICE. Young leftists in blue shitholes are typically those who rent apartments.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 05:13 PM (ATp9+)

254 231 Ah, but I said Cantonese man in the beginning. Cantonese has "L"s, Mandarin has "R"s...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Then Cantonese man would know "fuck" vs "fluck". You gave it your best, Jim.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 05:06 PM (Fv80

Fluctuation...fluck you Asian. -> Fluck you English
Not everybody foreigner knows the language exactly.
Geesh...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:13 PM (l3cgK)

255
Totally unmotivated by Ray Gunn. The Incredibles guy trying to make a grown-up, animated Blade Runner-ish flick with Star Wars-redux aliens?

Posted by: bearski

================

Sad to say, I'm not seeing anything new in that trailer. Have fun with old tropes, sure, but there better be something real behind it instead of just a string of old tropes for old times' sake.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 05:13 PM (mmrXZ)

256 ... what's wrong with throat singing?

Netflix alters things irrespective of the culture from which the original was made.

Throat singing is not traditionally a part of RC worship.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:14 PM (+4Cf6)

257 What do homosexuals push feces into? Everything. I heard that somewhere else.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 28, 2026 05:14 PM (wxsGM)

258 Is there a bigger bored faggot on earth than this Mark Ruffalo toolshed?

Get a fuckin' hobby you mincing queer.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:14 PM (oqH4h)

259 "Fag incest". That's a new one. You can't hate these people enough.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2026 05:14 PM (0Htd1)

260 Expose it to Netflix and rather than cantillated, it will be in the form of throat singing.
Posted by: Community Notes

Not this again!

Posted by: Zombie Linda Lovelace at September 28, 2026 05:14 PM (wVcYX)

261 Today, Trump announced the largest steel plant in the US. In Iowa, using MN steel.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 05:15 PM (77rzZ)

262 256 ... what's wrong with throat singing?

Netflix alters things irrespective of the culture from which the original was made.

Throat singing is not traditionally a part of RC worship.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:14 PM (+4Cf6)

Is that what Kumala Whoris does? Throat Singing?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:15 PM (l3cgK)

263 Young leftists in blue shitholes are typically those who rent apartments.

I thought they lived in hostels and their mother's basement once the college tuition money pipeline stopped.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:15 PM (+4Cf6)

264 She not here. She got married. She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:15 PM (6ydKt)

265
So I guess Netflix made a movie about Chris Hansen where he is the bad guy and the audience is supposed to empathize with pedophiles. I am not making this shit up.

https://youtu.be/Y_eVojM5ez0
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

===============

Revisionism seems to be the big thing these days (or decades, actually). I think it happens when you're too lazy to discover something new or create something, so you just go back to the bookshelf and start revising things other people discovered or created.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 05:17 PM (mmrXZ)

266 She not here. She got married. She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.

Dong, what happened to my car?

Posted by: Edward Andrews at September 28, 2026 05:17 PM (guGkK)

267 > And the Angels didn't sing "Hark! Glory to the new born King" cuz Angels don't sing.

I'm probably getting whooshed here, but strictly speaking you're right. The Bible doesn't say Angels sing. Typically in the Bible the Angels are described as "calling" or "crying" praise or holy declarations. Traditions says they were singing.

Job 38:7 refers to the "morning stars" singing and the "sons of God" shouting.

But I still like to think of the liturgical praise of Angels being sung.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2026 05:18 PM (mkw2N)

268 it happens when you're too lazy to discover something new or create something, so you just go back to the bookshelf and start revising things other people discovered or created.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

What an idea.

Posted by: JRR Tolkien at September 28, 2026 05:19 PM (88C+u)

269 233 Jesus doesn’t sing the world into existence

And the Angels didn't sing "Hark! Glory to the new born King" cuz Angels don't sing.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:07 PM (+4Cf6)

Show your source

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 05:19 PM (s1VwS)

270 The only kind of creativity that Hollywood recognizes is subversion or deconstruction.

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 28, 2026 05:19 PM (S8Vnl)

271 Your Automobile?

Posted by: Dong at September 28, 2026 05:20 PM (F9nWj)

272 Ray Gun seems like a retro-futuristic, film noir, cross between Maltese Falcon, the Fifth Element, and Star Wars Part II - Attack of The Clones.

That's a lot to unpack.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)

273 Nood. Candy O is annoying no matter what her preference

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

274
They sure do sing. Both themselves and through those of us with good voices.

My singing voice is my gift from God.


No where in Scripture does it say that angels sing.
If you think about it, it makes sense.

Singing, like Art is a feature of being Imago Dei.

Furthermore, music is very cultural, and for it to be good, the singer should be trained and skilled. Also singing, technically is not a fruit of the Spirit or numbered among the Gifts of God, so when saying "gift from God" its gratuitous.

Where two or more are gathered, there is an argument of what music should be played.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 05:22 PM (NzX/y)

275 That's a lot to unpack.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)

If by that you mean props. Yeah. We got a lot to unpack.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:23 PM (F9nWj)

276 I despise the hack twat Mark Buffalo, but I suspect he’s getting blame mostly because Bonta and his mongrel mass of DEI losers were unable to stop the merger. So it’s the nitwit actor’s fault!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (v00bN)

277 ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has been rated R for language and some graphic nudity.

He's surprised? I mean, it's right there in the title: "You can see everything."

Posted by: GWB at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (kU0PQ)

278 why shit or garbage? Embrace the power of And.

Posted by: vivi at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (7esJd)

279 We're going for ice cream.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (LHPAg)

280 Elizabeth Holmes adopted the affectation of a deep voice, to give herself distinction, individuality, and authenticity.
And James Talarico imitates it.

Posted by: Evil Incarnate at September 28, 2026 05:53 PM (fPL4c)

281 Photos from the SF Folsom Street Fair this past weekend. Wonder if Zombie's in the house?

https://tinyurl.com/38vtnrsj
Posted by: beckster
.......

I can smell those pictures.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 06:10 PM (UjdFS)

282 One to add to the list, the new Netflix unabomber movie who genderflips one of the detectives so a strong woman can Crack the case. Significant because it is supposed to be based on real events.

Posted by: bskb at September 28, 2026 06:21 PM (k3tYL)

283 Just watched the Netflix castration of the Unabomber saga. They created a fictitious female agent and had her solve the crime and single-handedly locate the bomber's remote Montana cabin. She supposedly did this while on leave from the investigation after she got in a screaming argument with her mentally inferior white male partner over her superior motivation.

Posted by: Youlike me bum at September 28, 2026 06:46 PM (rAU18)

Three Years After a Gang of Immigrants Stabbed Innocent People While Declaring "We Are Here to Stab White People," French Judges Finally Charge the Killers with Murder -- and Anti-White Racism

The attack occurred three years ago.

I do not know why the decision to finally charge them with murder comes three years after the crime.


Nine members of a gang that descended upon a small French village to "stab white people" have been arrested after leaving one dead and 16 injured.


During a village winter ball in Crépol on Saturday evening, a gang of "outsiders" descended on the French village and went on a rampage that left a sixteen-year-old boy named Thomas dead and 16 others aged between 16 and 65 injured. The dance had seen around 300 of the 532 members of the village attend.

On Tuesday, the government announced per Le Figaro that it had arrested nine individuals in connection to the horrific attack on the. Reports have claimed that the band of young male attackers came from the La Monnaie neighborhood of Romans-sur-Crépol. The area has been associated with rampant issues involving drug trafficking and was the site of widespread unrest during the racially-inspired riots across France in July following the police shooting of an Algerian heritage teenager.

While police have yet to disclose any information about the backgrounds of the alleged attackers, Le Dauphiné Libéré newspaper reported that a young local man who was stabbed during the spree claimed that the knifemen pronounced their intent to specifically kill white people.

"We were having fun, we were among friends, having a good time together and a little towards the end, some people arrived. I heard that there was commotion outside, there was a crowd, I went out, I was stabbed in the shoulder and back, I saw my friend Thomas being stabbed, I was scared, I went back into the room," he said.

"I saw another friend of mine get stuck in the back, I compressed his wound to make a tourniquet, he was hit in the kidney. It was horror. For me, it was clearly an attack. The attackers said: 'We are here to stab white people'."

Now, three years later,
judges have finally charged them not just with murder but with anti-white, anti-France murders.

This is France, so judges actually bring the charges. I don't understand this whole system.


Nearly three years after the mob stabbings allegedly carried out by a group of youths at a dance party in the small French village of Crépol, judges have determined to charge 12 defendants with murder and attempted murder with the aggravating circumstance of "racism against white people and the French nation".


"Indeed, both the analysis of certain cell phones and wiretaps demonstrated that some of them possessed information about the events or the perpetrators, information they took care to conceal."

The decision by the judges to charge the defendants with crimes aggravated by anti-white racism came despite the local Valence public prosecutor's office saying that while there were "racist insults" made by both parties during the incident, they could not determine a racial motive behind the attack.

This desire to cover-up, yet again, for violent foreign terrorists could be what has caused the three year delay.


Le Figaro reported that the ruling came after the judges were presented with evidence from the General Alliance Against Racism and for Respect for French and Christian Identity (AGRIF), which has become a civil party involved in the case and is representing two young men who were present at the Crépol dance on the night of the attack.

However, three defence lawyers involved in the case have appealed the aggravating circumstance of racism and filed a motion calling for the recusal of the investigating judges who made the ruling.

Commenting on the decision to include charges of anti-white racism, the Mayor of Romans-sur-Isère, Marie-Hélène Thoraval, said that she welcomed the news.

...

Due to French privacy laws, the defendants have not been publicly named. Contemporaneous reports claimed that at least one of the alleged attackers was "of North African origin" while another was said to have had "a historically French first and last name".

Update to Fairfield Terror Bombing story:

If you're worried the UK government is being too hard on these future doctors and engineers and space wizards, don't worry, they've already released the flight-risk terrorists on bail.

British Counter Terrorism Police officials said on Monday that the suspects in the alleged terror plot on the Royal Air Force base at Fairford on Sunday have been released on bail, while only being identified publicly as "British nationals".

Amid a growing chorus for more information, UK authorities released a limited description of the five men alleged to have attempted to use explosives to attack RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire, which is a defacto U.S. Air Force base, including during Operation Epic Fury against the Islamist regime in Iran earlier this year.

According to the BBC, citing counter-terror officials, all five suspects are "British nationals", meaning that they have British citizenship. It is currently unclear whether all men were born in Britain, migrated to the country and were later granted passports, or have British ancestry.

The disclosure, which also omitted the suspects' names, stated only that they were London residents, including a 24-year-old from Camden, a 24-year-old from Willesden, and three men aged 23, 24, and 25 from Westminster. Due to recent demographic changes as a result of mass migration, all three areas of the British capital are now multicultural hubs, where the white British population has been relegated to minorities.

Speaking outside of Scotland Yard on Monday, the head of Counterterrorism Police, Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor, said that the five suspects have been released on bail after "extensive interviews". He cautioned that their release does not mean the investigation is over.

Yes it is. It's over.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:12 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 03:12 PM (kmiHN)

2 STOP!!
Don't stab me there
vital organs are
my NO NO square!

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (Iwv3U)

3 The goal of all western European governments is to replace their current populace with one easier to control.

The problem is these refugees/engineers/doctors don't want to wait to acquire power working their way through they existing technocracy they want it now.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

4
One motive for all crime.

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (Y8DZL)

5 Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (Iwv3U)

#2 and I'm already to quit this thread with a full laugh quota.

Posted by: weew at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (ZXfgE)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (ccf/V)

7 No word yet on whether British authorities have arrested the farmer who noticed the not very British men.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (0U5gm)

8 > If you're worried the UK government is being too hard on these future doctors and engineers and space wizards, don't worry, they've already released the flight-risk terrorists on bail.

It's a cover up, screw up, weak laws, weak judges, or weak prosecution, or some combination of the above. Whatever the real answer is, it's maddening.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (mkw2N)

9 I recall a few years ago a couple of refugees murdered some British soldier and covered themselves in his blood.

The government told people to stop being rayciss and just acknowledge sometimes you really do have to just go an stab whitey

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

10 I love Kipling's poem.

At some point we decide ENOUGH.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)

11 The decision by the judges to charge the defendants with crimes aggravated by anti-white racism came despite the local Valence public prosecutor's office saying that while there were "racist insults" made by both parties during the incident, they could not determine a racial motive behind the attack.
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I thought only the US had a subset of people who become irrational and violent when hearing a magical word.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (oqH4h)

12 Yikes.

And you’re not allowed to defend yourself if you’re a white person.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (W2Pud)

13 It must really suck to have people like that living in your country, kind of like here even.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (Q/FnY)

14 "This is France, so judges actually bring the charges. I don't understand this whole system."
===

A name.

Marine Le Pen.


Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (rj6Yv)

15 At some point we decide ENOUGH.

The problem is most Euro-niks are only now coming to the understanding their supposed right leaning opposition parties are controlled by the same people bringing all these invaders in and are afraid to vote for the actual opposition because they are rayciss.

I mean hell, Germans will tell you AfD is a far right wing racist org even when their leader is gay married to a Sri Lankan

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

16 "the five suspects have been released on bail after "extensive interviews""

No water or boards were harmed during the interviews.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 "While police have yet to disclose any information about the backgrounds of the alleged attackers..."


I'm guessing they were French nationals.

Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (GUOwU)

18 despite the local Valence public prosecutor's office saying that while there were "racist insults" made by both parties during the incident

Probably the victims were shouting things like the French equivalent of "Stop, you Algerian bastards".

I'm sure that accurately identifying a criminal's nationality is considered racist.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (vJrRc)

19 finally charge them with murder comes three years after the crime."

Good croissants take time!

And the Brit thing? It's over, Johnny.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (pfXMo)

20 "While police have yet to disclose any information about the backgrounds of the alleged attackers..."

I beat between those 5 guys they have mohammed in their names at least 6 times.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)

21 Hey look, the UK government is super-busy right now, what with feeding their women and children to hungry new muslim citizens and all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (z8t9l)

22 I wonder how soon the French court system and government will allow as a "Human Right" these 'refugees' to move into the town a Waffen SS division cleansed of all life just after D-Day?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (nK5/c)

23 The person that reported the terrorists originally called the base police and there was no answer. They then called the Brit version of 911 to report the incident.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (QwZKw)

24 "The disclosure, which also omitted the suspects' names, stated only that they were London residents, including a 24-year-old from Camden, a 24-year-old from Willesden, and three men aged 23, 24, and 25 from Westminster."

That damn Tommy Robinson and his white supremacist friends ... always causing problems.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:18 PM (vbXSk)

25 >>>While police have yet to disclose any information about the backgrounds of the alleged attackers, Le Dauphiné Libéré newspaper reported that a young local man who was stabbed during the spree claimed that the knifemen pronounced their intent to specifically kill white people.

What doesn't kill you only diversifies you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 03:18 PM (dK+Kv)

26 I bet the guy that damaged one of those boats with a knife will spend more time in jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

27
Who would have thought 10 years ago that the Limeys would be the big surrender monkeys over the Frogs?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2026 03:19 PM (y9nCu)

28 the five suspects have been released on bail after "extensive interviews"

"Whats your favorite halal butcher?
Which do you hate worse, Israel or the US?
Why did Trump make you do this? "

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (pfXMo)

29 Now, three years later, judges have finally charged them not just with murder but with anti-white, anti-France murders.
====================
And only because it was going to become a major campaign issue in the Presidential campaign if they did not.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (z8t9l)

30 If the current illegal immigrant invasion of the UK was happening circa 1950, would the British and Irish vets from WWII overthrow the existing governments after watching them side with the invaders at every opportunity?

I kind of think they would have. Those guys certainly understood totalitarianism better than the current generation of toff wankers.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (HlyYF)

31 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)

32 Let me see if I have this right. A swarthy cultural enricher stabs me because I am white. If I then - post-stabbing - hurl a racial epithet at him, that justifies his attack.

Posted by: Butch at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (98xTj)

33 Trump should order the CIA to just extradite these bastards to Guantanamo.

Posted by: The Dog at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (XodLO)

34 The goal of all western European governments is to replace their current populace with one easier to control.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
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Which is dumb, as anyone with half a functioning brain cell knows by now.

The imported population has no intention of being controlled.

As you point out, they want POWER and they want it NOW. And they are quite willing to kill anyone they want to get their way.

Even the "elite" are not quite that ruthless (yet).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (FZ29D)

35 What great Allies we have in Europe.

Sorry fucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (kmiHN)

36 including a 24-year-old from Camden"

Probably never heard of Springsteen....

/oh

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (pfXMo)

37 Speaking outside of Scotland Yard on Monday, the head of Counterterrorism Police, Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor, said that the five suspects have been released on bail after "extensive interviews". He cautioned that their release does not mean the investigation is over.

Yes it is. It's over.

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:12 PM



Yeah, you released them. They will not be seen again until the explosion.

Well done, Britain. You're on top of it, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (ccf/V)

38 Why are western countries importing people that want to murder and rape their citizens while contributing nothing to their new society?

It must pay well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (kg+tO)

39 They must be Muslim, since the UK cops brought in Tommy Robinson on reflex.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

40 In the past I would find it difficult to watch the UK and EU commit suicide but I'm getting used to it now.

Rupert Lowe and Tommy Robinson are the UK's only hope...and it may be too bloody late.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (hzuYO)

41 Nuclear powered industrial grade wood-chipper por favor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (nK5/c)

42 STOP!!
Don't stab me there
vital organs are
my NO NO square!
--
We put out a pamphlet and a song!
What more do you want us to do?!

/s/ the globalists, arresting civilians over mean Facebook posts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (3cUTc)

43 The five suspects names are Mohammad, Mohammed, Mohamed, Mohamad, Mohammud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (WyJlA)

44 Let me see if I have this right."

You do

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:22 PM (pfXMo)

45 You know, if I were a Muslim fanatic bent on conquest, I believe I would almost disdain the idea of conquering the UK. It's like taking over a petting zoo. No glory in that.

Posted by: Paco at September 28, 2026 03:22 PM (2L+MU)

46 J'Accuse!

Posted by: Zola at September 28, 2026 03:22 PM (XeU6L)

47 'Even the "elite" are not quite that ruthless (yet).'

"Heaven forfend!"
- AI-amplified bat virologists.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

48 Why are western countries importing people that want to murder and rape their citizens while contributing nothing to their new society?"

It's been a flaw in western thought for 2,000 years.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (pfXMo)

49 The common denominator here is destruction. These barbarians don’t want to create. They want to take, set on fire, piss on the ashes and move to the next target, leaving a trail of blood and chaos behind.

Sounds satanic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (W2Pud)

50
/s/ the globalists, arresting civilians over mean Facebook posts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (3cUTc)



If only the Americans would stop producing MEAN MEMES!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (ccf/V)

51 Nuclear powered industrial grade wood-chipper por favor.
Posted by: Anna Puma

We're gonna need more than one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (kmiHN)

52 The Brit’s have been beaten so far into submission over the slightest fear of being considered racist, it’s astounding. No one normal wants to be considered a racist, and I would hazard a guess few people truly are such. It is hardly racist to not want to be stabbed. Or raped. Or beheaded. I don’t care what you look like, I don’t want you doing that to me. That seems more like a survivalist.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

53 I hope everyone understands that Britain is now multicultural and, in many cultures, it is customary to park explosives outside airbases.

We have instructed the police to prosecute vigorously any one who exhibits hateful speech to other cultures, for example, by criticizing the Five Mohammeds (as we call them in government).

Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:24 PM (z8t9l)

54 43 The five suspects names are Mohammad, Mohammed, Mohamed, Mohamad, Mohammud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (WyJlA)

Pleased to meet you fellas. I'm Larry and this my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.

Posted by: Larry at September 28, 2026 03:24 PM (DFChe)

55 The common denominator here is destruction. These barbarians don’t want to create. They want to take, set on fire, piss on the ashes and move to the next target, leaving a trail of blood and chaos behind.

Sounds satanic.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (W2Pud)




Best summation of islham ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:24 PM (ccf/V)

56 The goal of all western European governments is to replace their current populace with one easier to control.

The problem is these refugees/engineers/doctors don't want to wait to acquire power working their way through they existing technocracy they want it now.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

LOL. Like there is any group of people easier to control than modern Euros.

I'd say you were wrong, but given that the leaders of the Globalists and Euro nations are all idiots, this fits right in with their thinking. After all, they still want War with Russia even though they don't have armies or air forces.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

57 Rapproachment! It's the only way.

Posted by: ValJar at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

58 "From the Thames River to the sea, Muslim terrorist will be free" Said the five innocent English youths (just doing the will of Muhammad)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (vbXSk)

59 The Brit’s have been beaten so far into submission over the slightest fear of being considered racist, it’s astounding"

It's the "upper crust" across the west. Sad, really.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (pfXMo)

60 *types* *deletes*

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 03:26 PM (ke3zm)

61 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)


In French class in Grade 12, as their submission for the required "French culture" project, two guys built and brought to class a functional guillotine.

I wonder if they'd get sent to prison nowadays.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 03:26 PM (wBRco)

62 Britain is at the weak men create hard times portion of the program.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2026 03:26 PM (u73oe)

63 Maybe this explains the fire under their collective asses.

Far right scores historic victory in French Senate election
Marine Le Pen’s National Rally can form a group in the French parliament’s upper house for the first time.

https://shorturl.at/qFUzd
Politico

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 03:26 PM (8mulE)

64 43 The five suspects names are Mohammad, Mohammed, Mohamed, Mohamad, Mohammud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (WyJlA)

So Sidney and Jugdesh weren't invited?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (88C+u)

65 They caught five “Middle-Eastern” looking guys (according to the witness that saw them and called the police) in three vans with fake business signs on the side, and filled with explosives.

But they are going to release them on bail while they continue investigating?

WTF else do you need to “keep investigating” that you can’t hold these guys for, if nothing else, “attempted terrorism”?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (6ydKt)

66 What's an "anti-France" murder?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (JzUSu)

67 I do not know why the decision to finally charge them with murder comes three years after the crime.

Because Marine Le Pen just won an election bigly, and they're finally realizing the consequences of their refusal to recognize Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

68
But they are going to release them on bail while they continue investigating?

WTF else do you need to “keep investigating” that you can’t hold these guys for, if nothing else, “attempted terrorism”?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (6ydKt)



It's not over until they decide it is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (ccf/V)

69 Why are western countries importing people that want to murder and rape their citizens while contributing nothing to their new society?"
---
Rapproachment! It's the only way.
Posted by: ValJar
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Bosh. Appeasement is the key.

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

70 Related article on Islam-which I thought was very good on Islam- from Canadian " Rebel News" conservative site:

https://tinyurl.com/3xdmjvd7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (JrHfD)

71 What's an "anti-France" murder?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (JzUSu)
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Any murder involving cheese.

Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (5T19r)

72
>>widespread unrest during the racially-inspired riots across France in July following the police shooting of an Algerian heritage teenager.

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When they're criminals they're "French citizens." So quit blaming migrants. Nothing to see here.

When they're victims, they've got "Algerian heritage." Blame le supremacie blanche! Everything to see here!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (mmrXZ)

73 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)


Style guide recommends "whips out" instead of "pulls out"

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ZV+zn)

74 "From the Thames River to the sea, Muslim terrorist will be free" Said the five innocent English youths (just doing the will of Muhammad)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (vbXSk)

I find it amusing that the most feckless and cowardly of NATO nations opposing the operation in Iran have suffered invasion (Spain) and terrorist (UK). Yet the big Satans are unscathed. Such always to the appeasers of evil.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (uhVAy)

75 Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

But they're still getting tired of all this.
At some point.

Also economically, when the debt finally comes due and there are REAL hard times...

There will be a lot of house cleaning.


Related to this tangentially, Canada's Montreal Massacre where 'Marc LePine' went into an engineering class and killed 14 women.

Late 80s. No pictures in the media. I know why now.

Muslim guy

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

76 52 The Brit’s have been beaten so far into submission over the slightest fear of being considered racist, it’s astounding. No one normal wants to be considered a racist, and I would hazard a guess few people truly are such. It is hardly racist to not want to be stabbed. Or raped. Or beheaded. I don’t care what you look like, I don’t want you doing that to me. That seems more like a survivalist.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
I don't want ANYBODY, including moslems stabbed, raped,
beheaded, or enslaved.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (LHPAg)

77
It's going to continue to happen, until the victims form a vigilante party and extract some justice.

Oh. Fwance? EU even?

Never mind. Nothing of note will happen to make it stop.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (QVmho)

78 It's cool. They guy has another kidney, right?

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 03:30 PM (UjdFS)

79 What's an "anti-France" murder?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (JzUSu)


Twenty Francs - same as in la ville

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:30 PM (ZV+zn)

80 What's an "anti-France" murder?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
------------

Marcel Marceau, attacked by jihadists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:30 PM (XeU6L)

81 "islham does not go to a country to be A religion. It goes there to be THE dominating religion."


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

82 I do not know why the decision to finally charge them with murder comes three years after the crime.

Because Marine Le Pen just won an election bigly, and they're finally realizing the consequences of their refusal to recognize Islamic terrorism.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

Yup. France went for an Obama clone to grab power from the adults in the room, Macron.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

83 In response to the Five Mohammeds attempting to bomb our air base, the UK today announced a fine to be levied against Google of one billion pounds.

Let this be a lesson to you.

Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:31 PM (5T19r)

84 It's going to continue to happen, until the victims form a vigilante party and extract some justice.
------

The only way to be safe is to eliminate the threat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:31 PM (XeU6L)

85 In French class in Grade 12, as their submission for the required "French culture" project, two guys built and brought to class a functional guillotine

Hate to see what the Spanish class did

Posted by: let's begin at September 28, 2026 03:32 PM (88C+u)

86 France has a system whereby the accused is guilty until proven innocent.

It has its advantages.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 28, 2026 03:32 PM (36x1j)

87 59 It's the "upper crust" across the west. Sad, really.
Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (pfXMo)

I wish we could ask why - except I think we know the answer is not more complicated than that cool guy over there said it was hip to behave like this and I must be viewed as one of the hippest and social superiors. It’s not like *I* am at risk of being beheaded or anything. Right?

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

88 Errr wasn't "Sarah" the one promising earnings of 3168 an hour? Were people really mourning the loss of an "ette" there?

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (ZJQBk)

89 In response to the Five Mohammeds attempting to bomb our air base, the UK today announced a fine to be levied against Google of one billion pounds.

Let this be a lesson to you.
Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:31 PM (5T19r)

Google should just cut service to anyone in the UK government.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (uhVAy)

90 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes
........

Almost as much a crowd pleaser as the woodchipper.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)

91 Pretty much every commenter for a UK blogger video about this thinks it was a false flag.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

92 In French class in Grade 12, as their submission for the required "French culture" project, two guys built and brought to class a functional guillotine

Hate to see what the Spanish class did


Pretty easy A. Bring in a bunch of sticks and set them on fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (Riz8t)

93 Terrorists can kill lots of people, yelling how much they hate the infidels and are engaging in Jihad against the West...and the UK will just let them out on parole?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

94 73 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)

Style guide recommends "whips out" instead of "pulls out"
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ZV+zn)

Only at the "plans" phase?

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (F9nWj)

95
>>He cautioned that their release does not mean the investigation is over.

=================

Nudge, wink

Posted by: Cambridge Anthropology Department at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (mmrXZ)

96 We can't say we are any better, other than a few low level street thugs, Antifa operates with impunity in the USA despite them being declared a domestic terrorist organization a year ago.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (DbmIv)

97 92 In French class in Grade 12, as their submission for the required "French culture" project, two guys built and brought to class a functional guillotine

Hate to see what the Spanish class did

Pretty easy A. Bring in a bunch of sticks and set them on fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (Riz8t)

No one expected the Spanish Inquisition...okay, maybe Spanish class did...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (l3cgK)

98 Errr wasn't "Sarah" the one promising earnings of 3168 an hour? Were people really mourning the loss of an "ette" there?
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (ZJQBk)


Sounds thoughtful and kind to me.

Piper just offers kale. Well and diet exercise advice.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

99 Why are they being charged? Because Marine LePen is surging in the polls, that's why.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (peOdB)

100 UK: "Once we realized they were moslems, we apologized profusely and gave them all the bombs they could carry."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (CHHv1)

101 Though I am surprised there wasn't a series of terror raids like that one across the EU since then.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (nEUC6)

102
Pretty much every commenter for a UK blogger video about this thinks it was a false flag.
Posted by: steevy

=================

Like, there were no explosives? Vans full of flour and sugar for the Great British Baking Show?

Posted by: Cambridge Anthropology Department at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (mmrXZ)

103 I think their plan was to roll two of those vans onto the base to try and destroy some planes, or at least to the base entrance, blow those vans up there and then all five would escape in the third van. Since they had an odd man out that was in a van by himself, my guess is his entire job was getaway for the other four.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

104 We can't say we are any better, other than a few low level street thugs, Antifa operates with impunity in the USA despite them being declared a domestic terrorist organization a year ago.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (DbmIv)

Texas just sentenced a passel of them to up to 100 year terms in prison.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (uhVAy)

105 Piper just offers kale. Well and diet exercise advice.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

And really funny typos! Don’t forget that!

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 DGSE should be going house to house and shooting Islamist bastards as they sleep.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (rJ48h)

107
sock

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (mmrXZ)

108 As part of our investigation into the Five Mohammeds we will also investigate how the UK could have better supported these young citizens, whether they felt welcome into society, and if our Midnight Mosque Basketball League provided sufficient exercise.

Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (5T19r)

109 CNN reported, "the victims had no comment"...

Posted by: pahound at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (/nGzD)

110 Though I am surprised there wasn't a series of terror raids like that one across the EU since then.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (nEUC6)

Iran's checks started bouncing, that's why.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

111 Five British men from London arrested over RAF 'terror bomb plot' are all released on bail - as Iran 'categorically rejects' involvement

Stealing gasoline/diesel from farms. The barrels in the vans looked like explosives. Obviously would all run away when caught by a farmer. Then Trump gets caught lieing about national security. Again.

I don't understand the idea that Iran would be involved with this. What do they gain from provoking a country that has largely stayed uninvolved?

there is a right of resistance to people doing military attacks against you and Fairford is being used by the Americans for attacks on Iran. They're targeting American military then it's not really attacks against the UK.

Isn't the fact that they got released on Bail means there is no bomb? They aren’t terrorists, just stupid, and in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Trump talking about them as if he had the intel of them planning a "big damage" attack is going to be seriously weird if that is the case.

How great would it be if this was a Slow Horses type plot where the security services just wanted to make a tit out of Trump and Streeting.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (PkrKm)

112 Since they had an odd man out that was in a van by himself, my guess is his entire job was getaway for the other four.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

They're doing it wrong. Supposed to blow up with everything and get virgins.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:38 PM (F9nWj)

113 100 UK: "Once we realized they were moslems, we apologized profusely and gave them all the bombs they could carry."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (CHHv1)

https://youtu.be/meFJCeUWDyY
https://youtu.be/Kf3bw8KEZ44

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:38 PM (l3cgK)

114 Weren't there some teenagers who attacked a mosque a couple of months ago whose names were in the very first article about the incident?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (2ap+5)

115 Five British men from London arrested over RAF 'terror bomb plot' are all released on bail - as Iran 'categorically rejects' involvement

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (PkrKm)

Iran denying complicity? Trump really HAS crushed them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (uhVAy)

116 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

Probably a memorial or vigil for his victims?

Or is a whisky and cigar appropriate?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (GD2xa)

117 Piper just offers kale. Well and diet exercise advice.

Sounds like work. I like my odds with the get-rich-quick scheme better.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (vTZFs)

118 came from the La Monnaie neighborhood

I'm La Monnaie.

Posted by: Vesper Lynd at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (LSV6F)

119 according to Grok, no "viable explosives" were found.

"Some early media reports referred to suspected explosives, chemicals, or devices being present or seized.
By Monday 28 September, reports stated it was understood that the material found “was not viable explosives,” while police stressed the investigation was continuing. The five men were released on police bail under strict conditions and remain under investigation (with lines of inquiry including possible foreign-state involvement).

gloucestershirelive.co.uk

Police have not publicly detailed exactly what was recovered beyond the arrests under explosives legislation and the ongoing forensic examination of the vehicles. The situation was described as contained."

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (vbXSk)

120
>>During a village winter ball in Crépol on Saturday evening, a gang of "outsiders" descended on the French village and went on a rampage that left a sixteen-year-old boy named Thomas dead and 16 others aged between 16 and 65 injured.

===================

Sheesh, the resemblance to the October 7 massacre.

I'm trying to imagine something similar happening where I live, and the thought of people going back to politics as usual afterward is mind-blowing -- and yet it would happen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

121
Hate to see what the Spanish class did...
----
Ah. The Pear of Anquish:

https://shorturl.at/HGIga

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

122 Someone needs to drop a nuke on that big black cube thing in Saudi Arabia.

Then we get this party started.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

123 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

Millions of people in the educational bureaucracy are involved in the production of useless degrees (all of them hard-core Leftists, of course), and They Are Not Happy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (aD4fx)

124 105 Piper just offers kale. Well and diet exercise advice.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

And really funny typos! Don’t forget that!

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

My mom wrote a note, and as she was having problems with the pen, wanted to indicate the pen was responsible, so ended up writing, "The penis bad."..."pen" and "is" were written as if one word...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (l3cgK)

125 103 I think their plan was to roll two of those vans onto the base to try and destroy some planes, or at least to the base entrance, blow those vans up there and then all five would escape in the third van. Since they had an odd man out that was in a van by himself, my guess is his entire job was getaway for the other four.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
----

Woman called the base and warned them, they blew it off.
Frustrated she called the locals 999 then the Brit cops came and nabbed them. Brit fucking cops doing their job.
Yeah, we had the villains on our radar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (WY+aP)

126 Pretty much every commenter for a UK blogger video about this thinks it was a false flag.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

And what was the purpose of the false flag operation and by whom?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (JrHfD)

127 "The situation was described as contained."

Bail == containment.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

128 Stealing gasoline/diesel from farms. The barrels in the vans looked like explosives. Obviously would all run away when caught by a farmer. Then Trump gets caught lieing about national security. Again.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (PkrKm)

The smartest way to avoid being caught by farmers after stealing gas (?) is to charge into a nearby military base or two.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (uhVAy)

129 If the current illegal immigrant invasion of the UK was happening circa 1950, would the British and Irish vets from WWII overthrow the existing governments after watching them side with the invaders at every opportunity?

I've seen interviews with a couple of British WWII vets where they argued they wouldn't have signed up to fight then if they knew where their country would end up now.

They stopped the Germans and now they are getting conquered by the Jihadis instead, and it will go about the same for Britain's Jewish population...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

130
Mr. AsaJew shilling for Palestine and his fellow Jew Haters:


Kosher
@koshercockney
·
34m
Hamas quite literally thanked you.
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Sky News
@SkyNews
·
9h
Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband: 'I want to say to the millions of people in this country and indeed elsewhere, who have been moved and outraged by the plight of the Palestinian people. We hear you. You were right'

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (kX27y)

131 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?
-------
Over the sights of a Garand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (XeU6L)

132 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

You can't execute someone for a "workplace accident"!

Posted by: Barky Obama! at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (aD4fx)

133 Britain is cooked. No Immigration from there, please.

Stew in the mess you made, Limey.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (TezPK)

134 Weren't there some teenagers who attacked a mosque a couple of months ago whose names were in the very first article about the incident?
Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (2ap+5)

The gay lovers who also hated gays? And Jews?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

135
Police have not publicly detailed exactly what was recovered

Posted by: illiniwek

=================

Well c'mon! Detail it, you bloody limeys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (mmrXZ)

136 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

Millions of people in the educational bureaucracy are involved in the production of useless degrees (all of them hard-core Leftists, of course), and They Are Not Happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (aD4fx)
====================
And, thanks to Trump, their back-up employer is out of business!

Posted by: USAID gone caput! (along with all their NGO's) at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (TPmOL)

137 Sheesh, the resemblance to the October 7 massacre.

I'm trying to imagine something similar happening where I live, and the thought of people going back to politics as usual afterward is mind-blowing -- and yet it would happen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

No SEC football games in your area?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

138 and "is" were written as if one word...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026

Exactly.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

139 71 What's an "anti-France" murder?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (JzUSu)
=================
Any murder involving cheese.
Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (5T19r)
-------------------------------
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Wallace at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (brIJB)

140 ***According to the BBC, citing counter-terror officials, all five suspects are "British nationals", meaning that they have British citizenship.***
----

Britain does not have citizens it has subjects.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (WY+aP)

141 Whatever they were doing it's pretty telling that everyone in the world, including the UK anti terrorist force, assumed 5 muslims were planning so horrific attack as soon as their identities were known.

And then the UK just turned them lose and opened their borders wider.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (viF8m)

142 122 Someone needs to drop a nuke on that big black cube thing in Saudi Arabia.

Then we get this party started.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

I've always wanted Isreal to bulldoze the top of the second temple and start construction on a third.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (ne7zz)

143 My mom wrote a note, and as she was having problems with the pen, wanted to indicate the pen was responsible, so ended up writing, "The penis bad."..."pen" and "is" were written as if one word...

Shtay in your lane, mom.

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (vTZFs)

144 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

Imagine a 18 year old with no assets going to a bank and asking for a $250K loan to started a $40k/year business in 4 years.

No one would approve that. And banks that did would be called predatory.

Now then why is this different if the $40k/year business is instead the average pay for a women studies/sociology/etc major?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

145 I don't understand the idea that Iran would be involved with this. What do they gain from provoking a country that has largely stayed uninvolved?

Sadly, I find it all too believable that you don't understand.

there is a right of resistance to people doing military attacks against you and Fairford is being used by the Americans for attacks on Iran. They're targeting American military then it's not really attacks against the UK.


Well, since Iran has been attacking American servicemen for the last 50 years or so, I guess that means we're well within out rights to attack them. You said it, I didn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)

146 Woman called the base and warned them, they blew it off.

She is also certain that there were 8-10 people involved.

The Brits caught five, and called it good.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (aD4fx)

147 Another point in all this, if we have fewer baristas with a 6 year degrees with hundreds of thousands of dollars in college loans we will probably also have fewer leftwing voters...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

148 No SEC football games in your area?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

Not what you meant, but I just imagined a parachute style attack on a southern football stadium.

FUCKING LOL. They'd die in a hail of gunfire just for interrupting the game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)

149 I've seen interviews with a couple of British WWII vets where they argued they wouldn't have signed up to fight then if they knew where their country would end up now.

They stopped the Germans and now they are getting conquered by the Jihadis instead, and it will go about the same for Britain's Jewish population...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

They were conquered by the Socialists in the 50s and 60s first.

They could have settled in as a midweight responsible nation like Japan. But they drank poison instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

150 121
Hate to see what the Spanish class did...
----
Ah. The Pear of Anquish:

https://shorturl.at/HGIga

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

The had a medieval torture devices show at one of the local museums many years ago...all sorts of devices, from iron maidens to racks to pears. Outside was a guillotine that gave me the heebie-jeebies...
All were actual period devices, some used.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (l3cgK)

151 We were busy.

Posted by: MI-5 at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (J4Dwc)

152 "BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings."

Howsabout we get the Fed govt completely the hell out of the student loan biz? Works for me.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

153 Macdala Monfiston, a Haitian woman living in Canada, had her four-year prison sentence reduced to two years less a day to be served in the community after she was convicted of brutally beating and biting a stranger's face. The reason it was reduced to two years less a day was because that's the threshold for automatic deportation. The Judge even noted this in the change of sentencing.

https://tinyurl.com/thz377af

And:

In September 2026, a 36-year-old woman named Diana Gonzalez was permanently disfigured after a stranger bit off a chunk of her forehead during a random, unprovoked attack in downtown Seattle, Washington. The assailant was later identified by prosecutors as 36-year-old Chameleia Chudley. Only, that was merely a misinterpretation of the woman's name. It was actually, Kamilia Chadli.

https://tinyurl.com/2z83n68h

I notice a trend. Pro tip: is a Nutzo woman comes after you and initiates violence, I suggest knocking her teeth out. Haitians and North Africans, especially.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (dIske)

154
What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

================

Through the bottom of a half-empty vodka bottle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (mmrXZ)

155 136 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

Millions of people in the educational bureaucracy are involved in the production of useless degrees (all of them hard-core Leftists, of course), and They Are Not Happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (aD4fx)
====================
And, thanks to Trump, their back-up employer is out of business!

Posted by: USAID gone caput!
---

The government should not be in the loan business.
That's banks and pawn shops purview.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (WY+aP)

156 I don't understand the idea that Iran would be involved with this. What do they gain from provoking a country that has largely stayed uninvolved?

Meanwhile the same people are arguing that Trump is deporting right leaning citizens...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

157 LOL. Like there is any group of people easier to control than modern Euros.

I'd say you were wrong, but given that the leaders of the Globalists and Euro nations are all idiots, this fits right in with their thinking. After all, they still want War with Russia even though they don't have armies or air forces.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)


It's like... they know if they were as rich (ha) and incorrupt (haha) as Mississippi, they could easily afford a decent military. And they can either face the reality that their national economies and public administration are objectively inferior to our poorest state, or pretend they're ready to go toe-to-toe with the most battle-hardened, drone-proficient, arms-manufacturing nuclear power on Earth.

The psychological kicker, I think, is that the real suck is probably losing >85% (my guesstimate) of public expenditures to waste, grift, graft, fraud, and outright theft. And the people they most need to be realist about it are the grifters themselves, who would be the most threatened by serious questions.

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (ke3zm)

158 Muslim guy
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

Name at birth: Gamil Gharbi

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (peOdB)

159 "We are here to stab white people"...authorities "lets not jump to conclusions, we may never know their intent"

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (4zDyG)

160 "The Islamic Center of San Diego Shooting on May 18, 2026, was a deadly attack where two teenage gunmen opened fire at the largest mosque in San Diego County, California.Overview of the AttackThe Incident: Two teenagers, identified as 17-year-old Cain Lee Clark and 18-year-old Caleb Liam Vazquez, carried out the shooting..."

We also know 17-year old North Carolinian Sarah Lindsey Santiago was also arrested as an accessory.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (2ap+5)

161
I used to think the leadership in the UK didn't crack down because they were frightened by the blowback from the Musloid community. Now I realize that the leadership in the UK is riddled with second-generation Musloids and their sympathizers and apologists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (eRlcH)

162 127 "The situation was described as contained."

Bail == containment.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

LOL, only in Newspeak.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (l3cgK)

163 >Canada's Montreal Massacre where 'Marc LePine' went into an engineering class and killed 14 women

You mean Gamil Gharbi?

Sometimes when there's a WTF release like this, it's because the security forces are going to surveil the hell out of them so they can trace them back to their handlers and suppliers.

I wish that was what was going on here.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (LgYtf)

164 Blond Morticia wrote--
'I'm trying to imagine something similar happening where I live,'
I do this kind of thing most every day, only I consider it situational awareness.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 03:47 PM (LHPAg)

165 I don't understand the idea that Iran would be involved with this. What do they gain from provoking a country that has largely stayed uninvolved?

Sadly, I find it all too believable that you don't understand.

there is a right of resistance to people doing military attacks against you and Fairford is being used by the Americans for attacks on Iran. They're targeting American military then it's not really attacks against the UK.


Well, since Iran has been attacking American servicemen for the last 50 years or so, I guess that means we're well within out rights to attack them. You said it, I didn't.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)

If you were a pizzle nation like Iran's sympathizers, do you attack a strong nation or a weak, unprepared one who will let you out on bail if you fail?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:47 PM (uhVAy)

166 94 73 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)

Style guide recommends "whips out" instead of "pulls out"
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ZV+zn)

Only at the "plans" phase?
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (F9nWj)

I was corrected on this once. And I'm french canadian.

Woodchippers.
All their beloved go first.
And my idea, cameras as they go slowly in so as warnings to future generations retards.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:47 PM (Sco7b)

167 The had a medieval torture devices show at one of the local museums many years ago...all sorts of devices, from iron maidens to racks to pears. Outside was a guillotine that gave me the heebie-jeebies...
All were actual period devices, some used.


The iron maiden was never an actual torture/murder device.

The guillotine was invented as a more humane way to execute people - unlike a man with an axe it almost always but cleanly.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

168 Another point in all this, if we have fewer baristas with a 6 year degrees with hundreds of thousands of dollars in college loans we will probably also have fewer leftwing voters...

It's a two-fer - the Leftist educational bureaucrat loses xir job, and the Leftist barista without six figures of student loan debt is less inclined to call for the overthrow of capitalism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (aD4fx)

169
The situation was described as contained.

Meaning anyone mentioning this situation is now in custody.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (eRlcH)

170 Blond Morticia wrote--
'I'm trying to imagine something similar happening where I live,'
I do this kind of thing most every day, only I consider it situational awareness.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 03:47 PM (LHPAg)

I remember the strategy sessions as a kid about how to fight civil war against the next suburban block when it broke out.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

171 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

After Mass at Sophia Logia.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (2ap+5)

172 Almost as much a crowd pleaser as the woodchipper.
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)

Woodchipper has better audio.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (peOdB)

173 I used to think the leadership in the UK didn't crack down because they were frightened by the blowback from the Musloid community. Now I realize that the leadership in the UK is riddled with second-generation Musloids and their sympathizers and apologists.

Looking here in the US at people like Bombdaddy or Mayor Wu in Boston their electorate is mostly foreigners.

This is more advanced in Britain...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

174 146 Woman called the base and warned them, they blew it off.

She is also certain that there were 8-10 people involved.

The Brits caught five, and called it good.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (aD4fx)

or good enough

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (l3cgK)

175 Iran denying complicity? Trump really HAS crushed them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (uhVAy)
----
I dunno. Makes a certain amount of sense. Use "plausible deniability" if they don't succeed.

But if they had succeeded (especially if they were suicide bombers who can't be questioned afterwards), then Iran can claim a great victory over the Great Satan.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (FZ29D)

176
I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (/QHx4)

177 I used to think the leadership in the UK didn't crack down because they were frightened by the blowback from the Musloid community. Now I realize that the leadership in the UK is riddled with second-generation Musloids and their sympathizers and apologists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (eRlcH)

The UK has been dipshits on the near east since Lawrence of Arabia.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

178 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?
===================
On TV, from Alexandra Daddario's bed?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 03:50 PM (TPmOL)

179 They're doing it wrong. Supposed to blow up with everything and get virgins.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:38 PM (F9nWj)

I'd agree, but if they were a sleeper cell, big if, they might have wanted to get away to cause more damage.

The fake business signs on the van, "Fuel 2You" (a legitimate UK business goes by "Fuel2U"), were magnetic. Easy to switch that out or take it off.

I don't think these guys wanted to die.
I think they were paid and wanted to live to spend the money.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:50 PM (6ydKt)

180 The guillotine was invented as a more humane way to execute people - unlike a man with an axe it almost always but cleanly.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)
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It certainly put me out of a job.

Posted by: "Three Chop" Nick at September 28, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)

181 I think King Charles is a crypto Muslim.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (rJ48h)

182 So we know Whitney Whitehead, age 9, was arrested for dressing up as Haji for Halloween, but we will never know who drove a car through his 4th grade picnic.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (2ap+5)

183 158 Muslim guy
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

Name at birth: Gamil Gharbi

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (peOdB

I was young and naive.
But I kept wondering why no pictures of the guy.
Not one. That's when questioning started.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (Sco7b)

184
I have gotten an unsolicited expression of interest in making me Director of AI Scientific & Patent Intelligence for a start-up. If it's not a scam, I'm the last person they'd want.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (eRlcH)

185 "Police have not publicly detailed exactly what was recovered -----
Well c'mon! Detail it, you bloody limeys."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Probably just a couple vans full of fertilizer ... nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (vbXSk)

186 I think King Charles is a crypto Muslim.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (rJ48h)

Nah, he's just a dipshit inbred hack.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (uhVAy)

187 Hey, what's got everyone worked up? It's not like some people did something.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (TPmOL)

188 >>I don't think these guys wanted to die.
I think they were paid and wanted to live to spend the money.

Somebody bought or rented those vans. If these are poor migrant boat people where did they get the money for the vans?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)

189 The UK has been dipshits on the near east since Lawrence of Arabia.

Yeah well you didn't get ridden hard by handsome manly sheik in the same place that Mohammed got Al-Zutt so you don't know about the love that dare not speak its name!

Posted by: Lawrence of Arabia at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

190 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

Probably a memorial or vigil for his victims?

Or is a whisky and cigar appropriate?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (GD2xa)

The best way to observe it would be to set a date for it. Like tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:53 PM (peOdB)

191
I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (/QHx4)


Before the US entered WWI, the Kaiser told the American Ambassador that if the Americans came in to the Entente, 500,000 German-Americans would rise up in support of the Fatherland. The ambassador replied that there were 500,001 lamp posts in the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:54 PM (eRlcH)

192 By human nature it's difficult to disrupt entrenched power.

Look at red America's political map.
Look at our difficulty with the blues.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 03:54 PM (WY+aP)

193 I remember the strategy sessions as a kid about how to fight civil war against the next suburban block when it broke out.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

We had hinged boards in all the backyard fences nobody knew about. We used leather. The wife and I were looking at one to buy a few months ago and I went hmmm. To the back yard I go. Yep, still there. Didn't work as the leather was rotten and dirt was piles up at the bottom but over almost 50 years nobody ever put any nails back into it. I'd bet at least half of those secret boards are still there.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (ne7zz)

194
the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

===============

I like the sentiment, but it seems hard to define the rules. English majors can become lawyers -- or beggars. The tech industry has wild ups and downs, so new Engineering grads might walk into good jobs or an employment desert.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (mmrXZ)

195 Rightfully, the British government will announce in 2031 what happened in this case

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (TPmOL)

196 186 I think King Charles is a crypto Muslim.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (rJ48h)

Nah, he's just a dipshit inbred hack.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (uhVAy)

When I think of Charles, I think of the comedian that was making fun of what you call people from various cities...
and describes a man from Tampa, as he puts out his hand to shake, "Hi, I'm a Tampan". ::: pronounced like tampon :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK)

197 Somebody bought or rented those vans. If these are poor migrant boat people where did they get the money for the vans?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)


Yup, somebody had to pay up front for the vans, signs, and whatever they had in the barrels.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

198 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

The hits just keep coming.

A Huron Consulting Group report projects that 442 of the nation’s 1,700 private, nonprofit four-year colleges—approximately 25%—face a high risk of closing or merging within the next decade. This "shakeout" is driven by a severe oversupply of seats relative to declining student demand, which stems from a falling birth rate and a decrease in the percentage of high school graduates attending college.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (PkrKm)

199 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)

Style guide recommends "whips out" instead of "pulls out"
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ZV+zn)

***

Dang!
*pulls out Pee-Chee holding style notes*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (2WIwB)

200 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

201 200 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

She's got a wide nose for things like that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:57 PM (l3cgK)

202 > "BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings."
-----------
What if it was left up to the lending institutions to decide whether a degree in "African folk art and it's effect on white supremacy" is worthy of a $150K student loan.

I doubt many banks, even the woke ones, would sit for losing millions on this sort of shit.

Yes, get the federal, state and local governments out of the entire lending apparatus. Let the banks fail if they buy into this crap. Too bad the depositors will loose everything, but then again, don't put your money into woke.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 03:57 PM (RORbl)

203 Before the US entered WWI, the Kaiser told the American Ambassador that if the Americans came in to the Entente, 500,000 German-Americans would rise up in support of the Fatherland. The ambassador replied that there were 500,001 lamp posts in the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:54 PM (eRlcH)

Some did. I read a biography of the commander of my great great Grandfather's civil war battery, and one of his descendants did sabotage operations in WWI in the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy)

204
Somebody bought or rented those vans. If these are poor migrant boat people where did they get the money for the vans?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)


OK, let's say 20,000 migrants (it's just a number). That's the equivalent of an Army division. What logistical support does a division require? That should tell you if there's someone behind this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:58 PM (eRlcH)

205 Candace Owens is a lesbian.

She has a husband and a few kids.

Maybe she just had 3 margaritas and a night out with the girls?

Posted by: Obligatory at September 28, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

206 200 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.
Posted by: Ian S. at September

That is not breaking news! That has been suspected or spoken about or seen forever. Her husband is also gay. Seems a healthy environment all around.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

207 Yes, get the federal, state and local governments out of the entire lending apparatus. Let the banks fail if they buy into this crap. Too bad the depositors will loose everything, but then again, don't put your money into woke.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 03:57 PM (RORbl)

Let the unis use those huge endowments for this cause. In fact, force them to. Make them give the loans and allow graduates to stiff them if they want to.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)

208 Has a date been set for Nidal Hassan's execution?
He's been incarcerated for a long time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 03:59 PM (JrHfD)

209 When I think of Charles, I think of the comedian that was making fun of what you call people from various cities...
and describes a man from Tampa, as he puts out his hand to shake, "Hi, I'm a Tampan". ::: pronounced like tampon :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK)

Fugging, Upper Austria.

Used to be named F*cking (correctly), but they changed it for obvious reasons and the amount of tourists who rode through town just to get a picture next to the sign.

I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

210 167 The had a medieval torture devices show at one of the local museums many years ago...all sorts of devices, from iron maidens to racks to pears. Outside was a guillotine that gave me the heebie-jeebies...
All were actual period devices, some used.

The iron maiden was never an actual torture/murder device.

The guillotine was invented as a more humane way to execute people - unlike a man with an axe it almost always but cleanly.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

___________________________

There's a touristy town in Germany called Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It's a town that caters to Chirstmas year round. Gifts, decorations, music...a really lovely place. BUT, right in the center of town is a Medieval Torture and Crime Museum that is open for tourists. It has an authentic Iron Maiden (where they guide actually explains its actual use)....then they have just about every digusting torture device that you could imagine. It was surreal going in there, and exiting out into Christmas Land. Very German, I guess.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (dIske)

211 Why did she had five kids with her husband if Candace Owen's is gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)

212
I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)


No, those are the bankers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

213 A Huron Consulting Group report projects that 442 of the nation’s 1,700 private, nonprofit four-year colleges—approximately 25%—face a high risk of closing or merging within the next decade. This "shakeout" is driven by a severe oversupply of seats relative to declining student demand, which stems from a falling birth rate and a decrease in the percentage of high school graduates attending college.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (PkrKm)

Non profit university my ass. They squeezed the shit out of me for housing, food, and the classes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (uhVAy)

214 Anyone listen to Trump today?

Mesabi Metallics is investing a bazillion dollars to mine the Iron Range in MN.
They are going to float that iron down the Mississippi to Iowa where they are investing $2 bazillion dollars in a foundry to make steel. American Steel.

This cuts Brazil and China out of the loop.
Feast on it, Indian haters

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (WY+aP)

215 Somebody bought or rented those vans. If these are poor migrant boat people where did they get the money for the vans?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)

_______________________

One of the detailed articles said at least one had the name of a business on the side. It was used for plumbing. I forget the name.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (dIske)

216 Why did she had five kids with her husband if Candace Owen's is gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)

I figured her for a Charlie Kirk alpha widow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (uhVAy)

217 176
I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (/QHx4)
They should be so offended as to leave America ad go someplace else.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (LHPAg)

218 200 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)
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At least she'll have no trouble breathing while she's, er...snorkeling

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (oqH4h)

219 I was young and naive.
But I kept wondering why no pictures of the guy.
Not one. That's when questioning started.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (Sco7b)

Half Algerian, and half Quebecois nun. He was pretty darned white to look at.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (peOdB)

220 Did you know that intentionally bringing in a foreign population to weaken or displace a native population is considered a human rights violation and a war crime?

Those are the shitlibs own rules.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (8T+WD)

221 There's a touristy town in Germany called Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It's a town that caters to Chirstmas year round. Gifts, decorations, music...a really lovely place. BUT, right in the center of town is a Medieval Torture and Crime Museum that is open for tourists. It has an authentic Iron Maiden (where they guide actually explains its actual use)

From their webpage:

Quick fact: The Iron Maiden plays a major role in the crime museum. The exhibition clears up one idea: unlike Bram Stoker's literary depiction, it was not used as an instrument of torture or murder, but was subject to honorary punishments. The dangerous nails were added later.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

222 There's a touristy town in Germany called Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It's a town that caters to Chirstmas year round. Gifts, decorations, music...a really lovely place. BUT, right in the center of town is a Medieval Torture and Crime Museum that is open for tourists. It has an authentic Iron Maiden (where they guide actually explains its actual use)....then they have just about every digusting torture device that you could imagine. It was surreal going in there, and exiting out into Christmas Land. Very German, I guess.
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (dIske)

***

I know that town well and have many wonderful memories of my visits there. And that museum in a Must Visit for anyone going to Germany.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)

223 There's a touristy town in Germany called Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It's a town that caters to Chirstmas year round.
Posted by: Orson
__________

Is that what Frankenmuth in Michigan is modeled on? And that town in northeastern Georgia (forgot the name).

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (JzUSu)

224 >>OK, let's say 20,000 migrants (it's just a number). That's the equivalent of an Army division. What logistical support does a division require? That should tell you if there's someone behind this.

I don't think every muslim living in the west is being funded or even requires it. Many believe it is their duty to invade and kill or enslave. And many just get handouts, generous ones, from western governments including ours or the start Leering Centers and rob us.

But operational groups get funding. It took less than 20 of them to kill 3000 Americans and they were funded.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (viF8m)

225 Anyone listen to Trump today?

Mesabi Metallics is investing a bazillion dollars to mine the Iron Range in MN.
They are going to float that iron down the Mississippi to Iowa where they are investing $2 bazillion dollars in a foundry to make steel. American Steel.

This cuts Brazil and China out of the loop.
Feast on it, Indian haters

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (WY+aP)

absolutely required for national security. We can get some from Brazil and China too as we build our Doom Flotillas.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)

226 She's got a wide nose for things like that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:57 PM (l3cgK)

She follows her nose. It always knows.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (axIQJ)

227 No, those are the bankers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

Damn Swiss bastards.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

228 Is that what Frankenmuth in Michigan is modeled on? And that town in northeastern Georgia (forgot the name).
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (JzUSu)
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Helen.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (brIJB)

229 211 Why did she had five kids with her husband if Candace Owen's is gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)

Those aren't her children, they're crisis actors.

Probably not even children. Just Peter Dinklage and friends.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (jBygX)

230 Seven minutes of Wayne Shorter:
youtube.com/watch?v=k0q8mGUHJVQ

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

231 Loans are for banks and pawnshops? What are we, baked ziti?

Posted by: Ray Patriarca at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (bX16E)

232 Non profit university my ass. They squeezed the shit out of me for housing, food, and the classes.

Posted by: Oldcat
----

The one system that may be more inefficient and corrupt than the federal government.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (WY+aP)

233 Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM

I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

234
Huron Consulting Group report projects that 442 of the nation’s 1,700 private, nonprofit four-year colleges—approximately 25%—face a high risk of closing or merging within the next decade.

Quick! Hire more administrators!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)

235
One of the detailed articles said at least one had the name of a business on the side. It was used for plumbing. I forget the name.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (dIske)


"Fuel 2 You" fuel delivery.
Similar to the legitimate "Fuel2U" UK business.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

236 212
I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

No, those are the bankers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

Joke told be friend:

Cantonese man working in England would go to the bank to exchange pounds into RMB and send it home. One week what he was going to send converted to 5000 RMB. The following week, the same amount only converted to 4500 RMB.
When he asked the banker why it was 5000 RMB one week and 4500 the next week, the Banker said, "Fluctuation".
The Chinese man replied, "Well, Fluck you English!".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (l3cgK)

237 Used to be named F*cking (correctly), but they changed it for obvious reasons and the amount of tourists who rode through town just to get a picture next to the sign.

I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

Dumbasses. They should have just charged for the pictures, or gave a credit toward local businesses in exchange.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (uhVAy)

238 Huron Consulting Group report projects that 442 of the nation’s 1,700 private, nonprofit four-year colleges—approximately 25%—face a high risk of closing or merging within the next decade.

Quick! Hire more administrators!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)

Funny and tragic.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:07 PM (axIQJ)

239 ..
absolutely required for national security. We can get some from Brazil and China too as we build our Doom Flotillas.

Posted by: Oldcat
---

Are you talking of the about to be Christened, USS Ted Stevens (DDG 12?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (WY+aP)

240 Dumbasses. They should have just charged for the pictures, or gave a credit toward local businesses in exchange.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (uhVAy)

It's a small village, only about 100 people.
They were probably being overwhelmed in the summer, especially after smartphones came out.

They changed the name in 2021.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

241 Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM

I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

Yeah, I don't think she's lesbian unless its an op, or a way to get even with Charlie Kirk. This gal ain't right.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

242 237 Used to be named F*cking (correctly), but they changed it for obvious reasons and the amount of tourists who rode through town just to get a picture next to the sign.

I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

Dumbasses. They should have just charged for the pictures, or gave a credit toward local businesses in exchange.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (uhVAy)

Sell the signs...make up creative ones with the town's name: "I came to Germany and all I got was this F**king sign."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (l3cgK)

243
Damn Swiss bastards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)


German, actually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugger_family

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (eRlcH)

244 It's a small village, only about 100 people.
They were probably being overwhelmed in the summer, especially after smartphones came out.

They changed the name in 2021.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

You aren't gonna hit 200 citizens with THAT attitude.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)

245 I know that town well and have many wonderful memories of my visits there. And that museum in a Must Visit for anyone going to Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)
_____________________

Drive about an hour and half north of there gets you to Kloster Kreuzberg which is an active monastary that has a beer hall....and a recipe for their own brew that they have been making since the 1500's . That was quite the day trip for me. Walking down the steep incline (courtesy of the Rhone Mountains) to the car was significantly more difficult that entering.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (dIske)

246 Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

That's the oddest way to get even with someone...
I don't like your widow, so I'm going gay...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (l3cgK)

247 I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

Don't know. Don't care. But it is definitely clickbait distraction.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (axIQJ)

248 Are you talking of the about to be Christened, USS Ted Stevens (DDG 12?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (WY+aP)

No, Trumps new idea for battleships!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)

249 > I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.
------------
Bet on it. We (wrongly) treat mosques as "places of worship" when, in fact, they're armed HQ's for the jihad they'll spring on us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 04:10 PM (RORbl)

250 I think Candace Owens has limited impulse control in about every single thing she does.

But she did hit the jackpot with her gay husband.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

251 Not enamored with McCoy Tyner. He's too busy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (WY+aP)

252 I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.
------------
Bet on it. We (wrongly) treat mosques as "places of worship" when, in fact, they're armed HQ's for the jihad they'll spring on us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 04:10 PM (RORbl)

Us? Don't you mean blue states and blue areas?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (uhVAy)

253 I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay? well he's dead; so yeah...

Posted by: pahound at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (/nGzD)

254 Three Years After a Gang of Immigrants Stabbed Innocent People While Declaring "We Are Here to Stab White People," French Judges Finally Charge the Killers with Murder -- and Anti-White Racism

Their motives may never be known, they promised.

Posted by: We don't have to live like this at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

255 208 Has a date been set for Nidal Hassan's execution?
He's been incarcerated for a long time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 03:59 PM (JrHfD)\
Fen, he'll never be executed.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 04:12 PM (LHPAg)

256 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (brIJB)

257
No, Trumps new idea for battleships!

Posted by: Oldcat
---

As long as they are as elegant as the Iowa Class.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (WY+aP)

258 This "shakeout" is driven by a severe oversupply of seats relative to declining student demand, which stems from a falling birth rate and a decrease in the percentage of high school graduates attending college.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


And the "solution" that universities are proposing is to allow in students who couldn't pass their high school classes and waive any kind of competence or readiness testing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 04:14 PM (vJrRc)

259 >>Not enamored with McCoy Tyner. He's too busy.


He did some stuff in the 90s that is infinitely better than the overbearing and modal stuff people claim to like him for.
I was lucky enough to see him about half a dozen times from the late 80s to around 94 or so.
Actually, took my Prom date to see him with the Joshua Redmond Trio instead of going to the prom.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 04:14 PM (vNne8)

260 253 I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay? well he's dead; so yeah...

Posted by: pahound
--

She's an opportunist; if muff diving provides the desired outcome, so be it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:15 PM (WY+aP)

261 Drive about an hour and half north of there gets you to Kloster Kreuzberg which is an active monastary that has a beer hall....and a recipe for their own brew that they have been making since the 1500's . That was quite the day trip for me. Walking down the steep incline (courtesy of the Rhone Mountains) to the car was significantly more difficult that entering.
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (dIske)

***

About an hours drive east is Herzogenaurch, where I was stationed as a young LT. Great Fest there. Herzo is home to both Adidas and Puma and the rivalry goes back to before the war. At the Fest the different companies were always trying to out so each other. We "Amis" stayed out of the way.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (2WIwB)

262 3 The goal of all western European governments is to replace their current populace with one easier to control.

The problem is these refugees/engineers/doctors don't want to wait to acquire power working their way through they existing technocracy they want it now.
Posted by: 18-1



Western European Leaders never heard that old saying of 'the crocodile will eat them last'.

Maybe they should just read 'The Gods of the Copybook Headings' or is that to white.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (sAmhv)

263 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.
Posted by: Ian S.

Anything for a headline!

Posted by: Candace "Lickety" Split at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (TezPK)

264 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugger_family

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (eRlcH)

haha.

It fits.
Had no idea.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)

Liberal Media Hack Terry Moran: I Tried to Report on Biden's Mental Decline, Which I Saw First-Hand, but the Disney Groomer Network "Shut Down Very Hard" My Pitch

This is a six-day old story but I don't know if I covered it.

Moran got fired from the Disney Groomer Network last year. He's now free to tell tales out of school.


Former ABC News correspondent Terry Moran says network brass "shut down very hard" his attempt to report on former President Joe Biden's health in late 2023 or early 2024 -- after he had grown concerned about the the commander-in-chief's condition while traveling with him months earlier.

"I tried to do the story of Biden's health before anybody else did in network, because I'd seen it and I got shut down very hard," Moran said during an appearance on The Daily Beast Podcast.

Moran, who left ABC amid a spat over one of his social media posts, said he traveled with Biden to Japan in the spring of 2023 and closely watched the then-80-year-old president.

"I thought, okay, he's still functioning, but man, he's frail," said Moran.

"He looked like he'd blow away in a stiff wind and his voice was getting lower and lower."

By late 2023 or early 2024, Moran said he believed Biden's condition had become a legitimate story -- and pitched his ABC colleagues and news bosses in an email.


"I wrote an email to everybody as gently and as respectfully as I could," Moran said. "I think I still have it."

Moran said he stressed that he was not attempting to make a medical diagnosis, but argued that Biden's apparent condition was a legitimate concern for voters.

"I'm not a doctor. I'm not diagnosing," the journo said.

"But we all know what we know when we see people fading. We all have had grandparents. We're all getting old ourselves. And so there's no doubt about it, this is a legitimate concern for the voters of America," he said.

But Moran said ABC effectively told him to back off.

"This is the medical unit's business. It's not yours, basically," Moran said he was told. "And that was that."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (ccf/V)

2 No way.

Best Biden EVER, Jack!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (ccf/V)

3 Lum's been NOOD'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (ccf/V)

4 It's believable that ABC shut him down.

It's not believable that he tried to report it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (XHO5P)

5 Former ABC News correspondent Terry Moran says network brass "shut down very hard" his attempt to report on former President Joe Biden's health in late 2023 or early 2024 -- after he had grown concerned about the the commander-in-chief's condition while traveling with him months earlier.


But the media is truth and should not have access taken away to the President. It's a violation of the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (ccf/V)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 28, 2026 02:14 PM (hG5L0)

7 Nothing like waiting 2+ years to clear the air.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:14 PM (ccf/V)

8 Off topic, but how do I access the comments on this classic Kaboom Cereal post?

Not to make a new comment, but just to read the old historical comments.

Many thanks.

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/343109.php

Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:14 PM (J2VQX)

9 I don’t believe you, Terry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2026 02:14 PM (u73oe)

10 Well, at least he can tell this now. When he needs a new job.

And it is really no longer relevant.

We should buy him a cape.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:15 PM (rbvCR)

11
Why didn't Terry Moran go public and demand his network not censure him?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 28, 2026 02:15 PM (OkYzo)

12 It's believable that ABC shut him down.

It's not believable that he tried to report it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (XHO5P)



Didn't ABC shut down the broad that had the Epstein story way back when as well?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:15 PM (ccf/V)

13 yeah yeah sure right

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 02:15 PM (j+aD2)

14
>>Moran said he stressed that he was not attempting to make a medical diagnosis, but argued that Biden's apparent condition was a legitimate concern for voters.

=====================

How about a legitimate concern for CITIZENS? Like, the whole country?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 02:15 PM (mmrXZ)

15 Look Fat, I can still soil my undies with the best of 'em!

Posted by: Scranton's Finest at September 28, 2026 02:15 PM (Fn+3X)

16 The network that hired Georgie StepOnTopOfUs engaging in blatant politics? I shan't believe it! I shannot!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (brIJB)

17 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

18 But the media is truth and should not have access taken away to the President. It's a violation of the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (ccf/V)


Well, if media is truth, and truth is media, I suppose we can claim that our buddy Terry is neither, now.

He should start a podcast.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (rbvCR)

19 Anything Moran noticed about Biden in 2023/24 was easily noticeable in 2019/20.

To not notice it, in person especially, was either willful blindness or naive stupidity.
In Moran’s case probably a portion of both.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (6ydKt)

20 Fortunately, MFM blockade of the story worked out fine for conservatives. We got Kameltoe, instead of maybe getting a more capable Dem candidate.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (vbXSk)

21 but how do I access the comments on this classic Kaboom Cereal post?"

Just. Don't.

There are things there, man. Things.

Bad things.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (pfXMo)

22 Not to make a new comment, but just to read the old historical comments.

Many thanks.

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/343109.php
Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:14 PM (J2VQX)




https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=343109

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (ccf/V)

23 We should buy him a cape.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:15 PM (rbvCR)
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No...OK, he gets one.

Posted by: Edna Mode at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (brIJB)

24 You know who else tried to report on Biden's mental decline?

The entire free world that wasn't either leftards or lefty media.

Suck my ass with your bullshit faggot. Who the fuck is he kidding. Anyone with two eyes and one quarter of a brain could see that Biden was failing in 2019.

Abby Normal knew. Everyone did. I love this "I could see it" shit. What do you mean you could see it??? Everyone could see it!!!!!

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (ZJQBk)

25 He's a liar. His entire profession is composed of liars. They put Pravda to shame. Tell me I'm wrong.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:17 PM (k550y)

26 He's a real Profile In (Almost) Courage

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 02:17 PM (4HoLg)

27 So who is the brunette that Brian the couch guy is talking to?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 02:17 PM (FGJgZ)

28 Terry Moran also noticed something was wrong with the Twin Towers at noon on September 11th but he was "suppressed".

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:17 PM (ZJQBk)

29
Why didn't Terry Moran go public and demand his network not censure him?

Posted by: Frank Barone

====================

If you see a dangerously frail Leader of the Free World, you should expose it regardless of the consequences to your job, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 02:18 PM (mmrXZ)

30 >> I'm not a doctor. I'm not diagnosing," the journo said.

What do you think of these babies, doc?

Posted by: Nancy Maces Perky Hooters at September 28, 2026 02:18 PM (iHitY)

31 Almost as if there is a bias in the news.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 28, 2026 02:18 PM (fw3JA)

32 I (don't) wonder why some media whore would climb out of whatever hole they've been in to tell everyone something they already knew.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 02:18 PM (RORbl)

33 By late 2023 or early 2024, Moran said he believed Biden's condition had become a legitimate story -- and pitched his ABC colleagues and news bosses in an email.


"I wrote an email to everybody as gently and as respectfully as I could," Moran said. "I think I still have it."

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That's what heroism looks like.

Not like he could have leaked info to conservatives or anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:18 PM (uhVAy)

34 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

———————-

In my expert opinion, it’s because she’s a retard.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, medical expertq at September 28, 2026 02:18 PM (u73oe)

35 I once wrote a letter with nothing but ink and nipples.

Posted by: Nancy Maces Perky Hooters at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (iHitY)

36 This is the most not shocking story ever. Seeing as how Brandon’s mental deterioration could be seen by anyone with a room temperature IQ. You dog-faced old pony soldier you!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (xAoHD)

37 Guys? Something is up with this Hitler guy, I'm telling you.

Posted by: Grandpa Terry Moran in 1943 at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (ZJQBk)

38 The Delaware Diaper Dandy

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (TezPK)

39 Hey Terry, you're stealing from my playbook, man.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (9ZFZd)

40 Fuck that guy in particular. Backing and filling to protect their self___ ("I am a journalist!") is to be expected. Fake Jake will no doubt write a book describing his efforts to valiantly overcome the CNN brass and report on Biden's insensibility.

Meanwhile, the Brits are going to investigate the bombers they arrested yesterday while said bombers are relaxing someplace out of reach of British law, like maybe Iran.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (GEMu7)

41 Fortunately, MFM blockade of the story worked out fine for conservatives. We got Kameltoe, instead of maybe getting a more capable Dem candidate.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (vbXSk)


We would have gotten Kamala anyways, either after the election or before when they couldn't hide the truth anymore about that frail old man.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (rbvCR)

42 27 So who is the brunette that Brian the couch guy is talking to?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 02:17 PM (FGJgZ)

Intertubes say Lydia Moynihan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (l3cgK)

43 Terry "He I got a story."
ABC "SHUT UP!!"
Terry "Okay"

I'm sure he pushed it hard. It was obvious to everyone who looked at that point anyway. Biden was fucking out of it in 2019.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (F9nWj)

44 This is such fucking bullshit

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

45
Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

===============

I'll courageously answer that question after November 2028!

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 28, 2026 02:20 PM (mmrXZ)

46 Look Fat, I can still soil my undies with the best of 'em!
Posted by: Scranton's Finest
......

I thought your butt's been wiped.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 02:20 PM (UjdFS)

47 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

In my expert opinion, it’s because she’s a retard.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, medical expertq

Embrace the power of AND.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:20 PM (TezPK)

48 The media needs to be reminded that there's a difference between Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press..........they're largely no longer press and are relying on speech alone to spew their bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:20 PM (ccf/V)

49 Fuck that guy in particular. Backing and filling to protect their self___ ("I am a journalist!") is to be expected. Fake Jake will no doubt write a book describing his efforts to valiantly overcome the CNN brass and report on Biden's insensibility.

Meanwhile, the Brits are going to investigate the bombers they arrested yesterday while said bombers are relaxing someplace out of reach of British law, like maybe Iran.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (GEMu7)

Or London.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:21 PM (uhVAy)

50 Willowed:

RE: The approaching caravan.

The left/media complex NEEDS a photograph of armed U.S. forces facing down 'migrants' at the border to show how heartless and mean-spirited Trump is.

They're DESPERATE for a picture in which soldiers bring weapons to bear on a caravan, no matter what that caravan is doing. They'll crop it so it's troops drawing down on unarmed migrants.

Think Kent State.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 28, 2026 02:21 PM (gLYp7)

51
I thought your butt's been wiped.
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 02:20 PM (UjdFS)



That was then.

This is now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:21 PM (ccf/V)

52 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
===============
It's a childhood stutter!

Posted by: Fake Jake Tapper at September 28, 2026 02:21 PM (GEMu7)

53 I'll bet the fucker still voted Democrat e.g., Kamala in '24.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:21 PM (k550y)

54 I guess it's better than Tapper who couldn't figure out that Biden was a rutabaga. The people around Biden said he was fine according to Jake from Propaganda Farm. He had no independent reason to think think they were lying. Shocked , shocked, Jake was

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 02:21 PM (mrbF1)

55 Bunch of True Conservatives were all crying an pissing their pants over the weekend 'cause of Trump showing Xi the President Auto-pen portrait and both laughing.

"Such lack of class! Such a gauche lack of decorum and respect for a former President!"

Actual conservatives noted:
That fucking vegetable conspired in multiple jurisdictions to have Trump arrested and imprisoned for life.
Mockery is the least he deserves.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 02:22 PM (3cUTc)

56 You know. I don't think this Manson fellow is right in the head.

Posted by: Grandpa Terry Moran in 1970 at September 28, 2026 02:22 PM (ZJQBk)

57 Intertubes say Lydia Moynihan...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Thanks.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 02:22 PM (FGJgZ)

58 Biden was fucking out of it in 2019.
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (F9nWj)



TRUMPInnnatruinazzzz!!

We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:22 PM (ccf/V)

59
>>I got shut down very hard,"

================

Drop the passive voice and give us names, Mr. Tell-all. Titles. Offices.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (mmrXZ)

60 https://ace.mu.nu/archives/343109.php
Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:14 PM (J2VQX)

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=343109


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (ccf/V)

*****

Dang Sponge…you the man. Many thanks.

I don’t really know how you knew that, but very impressive.

I take it that is the format…switch ace.mu.nu for ace comments and add the “=“ sign?

Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (J2VQX)

61 He tried to report on it by soft peddling a story pitch in an email with no push back or follow up. A real warrior for truth, that one.

Posted by: drocity at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (SWJcb)

62 ABC has a medical unit? Who knew.

That's has to be a sweet gig.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (E2K/A)

63 I have more stiffness than Biden’s spine. Os this guy for real?

Posted by: Nancy Maces Perky Hooters at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (iHitY)

64 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)


Not to mention the a55a55ination attempts.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (TezPK)

65 But the media is truth and should not have access taken away to the President. It's a violation of the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (ccf/V)
---
How much time did FJB actually spend in front of the press?

I bed President Trump talks to the press more in a week than FJB did in four years.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (FZ29D)

66 Was it Tapper who said he was going to make up for being lenient on Biden by being extra tough on Trump?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (u73oe)

67 17 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM

She sounds like a medicated person that mixed a little nip with some sort of pills in my opinion.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (uxifx)

68 He tried to report on it by soft peddling a story pitch in an email with no push back or follow up. A real warrior for truth, that one.
Posted by: drocity at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (SWJcb)

Or he's just lying. Hard to believe in a media flack, I know, but it could happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (uhVAy)

69 17 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

------------
She's a low functioning alcoholic.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (FGJgZ)

70 Are we sure about these hydrogen dirigibles?

Posted by: Grandpa Terry Moran, May 30th 1937 at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (ZJQBk)

71 Remember a senile old man, hated by his own party, that was called a racist by his VP candidate, that crashed and burned twice before in the primaries got the most votes in history.

More then Obama. More then Hillary. Hell more then Trump in 2024.

That's completely believable.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

72 for 64 above:

Actual conservatives noted:
That fucking vegetable conspired in multiple jurisdictions to have Trump arrested and imprisoned for life.
Mockery is the least he deserves.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (TezPK)

73 Shhhiiiiiiitttt - even I knew Biden was brainless

Posted by: Charles Gibson at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (ZV+zn)

74 Bill Clinton got a blow job in his office. Now it can be told!

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (GEMu7)

75
I take it that is the format…switch ace.mu.nu for ace comments and add the “=“ sign?
Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (J2VQX)



Pretty much. Add the leading ? as well, I believe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:25 PM (ccf/V)

76 62 ABC has a medical unit? Who knew.

That's has to be a sweet gig.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (E2K/A)

Their number one reason for visit is STDs I'm betting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2026 02:25 PM (uxifx)

77 Compare how Shrub's ancient DUI was reported compared to Biden's Dementia.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

78 Or he's just lying. Hard to believe in a media flack, I know, but it could happen.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:24 PM (uhVAy)
---------------
That's unpossible.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 28, 2026 02:25 PM (brIJB)

79 We would've been safer being led by that Easter Bunny...

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:25 PM (k550y)

80 How much time did FJB actually spend in front of the press?

I bed President Trump talks to the press more in a week than FJB did in four years.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (FZ29D)



I know Biden went over 100 days without speaking to the press at one point.......

But MORE TRANSPARENT than TRUMP!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:25 PM (ccf/V)

81 My favorite Biden moment is when the FNM/Dems agreed he was too senile to run for president but that it was fine having him remain president.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

82 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

She's trying to sound like a real friendly folksy person who isn't a life long nasty hating politician. It's like trying to pick up Mandarin in 10 minutes.

Think how unnatural Hillary sounds when she tries to be nice instead of shrewish.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (uhVAy)

83 Actual conservatives noted:
That fucking vegetable conspired in multiple jurisdictions to have Trump arrested and imprisoned for life.
Mockery is the least he deserves.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I don't think he knew what the fuck was going on. It was a commie free for all for 4 years. Jmo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (kmiHN)

84
RE: The approaching caravan.

The left/media complex NEEDS a photograph of armed U.S. forces facing down 'migrants' at the border to show how heartless and mean-spirited Trump is.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider

================

I hope Trump has a plan for what happens if Mexico allows that caravan to reach the Mexico/US border -- and that he's sharing it with Mexico as we speak.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (mmrXZ)

85
I know Biden went over 100 days without speaking to the press at one point.......

But MORE TRANSPARENT than TRUMP!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:25 PM (ccf/V)


Biden was older, his skin was thinner.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (rbvCR)

86 and that was that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (VyBeY)

87 George Washington had like 30 goddamn dicks.

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 28, 2026 02:27 PM (ccf/V)

88 I'm tired of this nonsense. Anyone with half a brain, a pair of eyes, and minimal reasoning could see Biden wasn't even sound enough to be running in 2020.

The ONLY thing that could obfuscate a reasonable opinion on the matter was that Biden is dumber than a box of rocks and carried the reputation of being the "most stupid Senator" when a legislator. Only that could cloud the issue and offer excuses for a short time. And, how wonderful that the excuse to explain away cognitive age related issues was to fall upon "my faculties are fine. I'm just and idiot."

That truth (idiocy) was, also, lied about as they portrayed Biden to be intelligence. THAT, was one bridge too far.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 02:27 PM (dIske)

89 Xi wasn't laughing at Joe's mockery, he was laughing at all of America.

He was welcomed to a country he tried to wipe out with a bio-weapon.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:27 PM (TezPK)

90 My favorite Biden moment is when the FNM/Dems agreed he was too senile to run for president but that it was fine having him remain president.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

I think that was just they needed to get Jill out of power after she did the Butler assassination as quick as they could.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:27 PM (uhVAy)

91 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?

I've argued for a while for a perspective on political things to view them as they appear to be.

Why does Kamala sound drunk all the time? Because she is an alcoholic.

Why does she sound stupid? Because she is stupid.

and so on

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

92 She sounds like a medicated person that mixed a little nip with some sort of pills in my opinion.
Posted by: CaliGirl

----------

It might be coke and booze. I have seen a lot f that and it fits. They always think they are speaking great wisdom but it never makes sense.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 02:28 PM (FGJgZ)

93 No matter how much you hate the media, they hate you more.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 28, 2026 02:28 PM (EfLpK)

94 Off topic, but how do I access the comments on this classic Kaboom Cereal post?

Right-click on the Access Comments link and "copy link." Paste that into your URL bar and then change minx.cc to acecomments.mu.nu.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 02:28 PM (vTZFs)

95 "Jake from Propaganda Farm"

LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 02:28 PM (VyBeY)

96 Biden will be remebered as a high C to B tier, (personally i give him a high B to an A), but he's pretty comfortably just a good president, and i dont think anyone serious can contest that, while Trump will always be in the conversation for top 5 worst presidents in US history, and will only look worse over time as his cultists die out.

If you're speculating where Biden ends, he's mid tier, forgotten to the ages. Compared to Obama or Clinton, theres no conversation where he ranks. I do miss the lack of drama though.

Trump will probably be remembered for as long as Washington, Lincoln or JFK, just for very different reasons 😂

The pandemic is a going to be one of the big moments of US history, and Biden was the president who oversaw the recovering economy during it. I don’t like him, but he cemented his legacy.

The border is ancillary. Biden was asleep at the wheel. Trump is a menace. They're both awful, worst leadership era since the 1800s.

"dementia-riddled" Biden was able to pass historic legislation through Congress, guide us through the pandemic recovery and reinforced all the NATO alliances and improved our global reputation

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:28 PM (PkrKm)

97 It's amazing to me that these fools need to explain how sharp they were to notice Biden's mental and physical decline as if that was something secret or concealed.

Biden was stumbling around, mumbling nonsense, and practically drooling on himself for years.

You'd have to be deaf and blind not to notice his obvious and drastic decline.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

98 Biden was cognizant enough to know 'Pay Me !' . It was embedded in his medulla oblangata.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (KC5Lt)

99 Now I'm disappointed that the "Anthony Fauci is mort" story isn't true.........

I was kinda ramped up for a booze filled celebration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (ccf/V)

100 Actual conservatives noted:
That fucking vegetable conspired in multiple jurisdictions to have Trump arrested and imprisoned for life.
Mockery is the least he deserves.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I don't think he knew what the fuck was going on. It was a commie free for all for 4 years. Jmo.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (kmiHN)

He had some lucid moments and agreed with what his people were doing. Spiteful is his middle name.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (uhVAy)

101 Pretty much. Add the leading ? as well, I believe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:25 PM (ccf/V)

******

Seriously, many thanks. I don’t know how you know or figured it out, but very impressive and awesome.

If there is interesting history behind that knowledge, I’m all ears.

If not, that is cool also.

Thanks again.

(Probably something to do with the creaky ass .mu.nu server being totally rattle-trap.)

Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (J2VQX)

102 I think that was just they needed to get Jill out of power after she did the Butler assassination as quick as they could.

Based on the timing it is pretty clear that Biden got pulled when it was clear they couldn't remove Trump. I assume if they had taken out Trump they would have let Biden continue to run.

Now, whether that is because they thought he'd beat Nikki Haley or that it wouldn't matter who wins is the more interesting question...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

103 They’re trying to establish that he was brain dead towards the end of his term and not the 5 years before he was elected that was obvious to everyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (8T+WD)

104 Artemis of Ephesus was truly the font of all motorboating.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

105 My favorite Biden moment is when the FNM/Dems agreed he was too senile to run for president but that it was fine having him remain president.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)



The real outrage was/is that nobody's concerned or investigating/prosecuting those who were actually running the country as a shadow government.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (k550y)

106 You cannot point out that Comrade Andropov seems kind of stiff, comrade!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

107 All the Jan 6th prisoners will be happy to know he kept it to himself until long after they would all still be rotting in jail.

I swear the abject faggotry of the Left know no bounds. I picture this guy under a flood of semen lapping it up like he's on You Can't Do That on Television.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (ZJQBk)

108 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Because she's drunk whenever she talks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (gLYp7)

109 Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 02:28 PM (vTZFs)

……

Many thanks.

Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (J2VQX)

110 I don't think this Attila fellow is really commited to representative Democracy.

Posted by: A reporter at HBC News (Hun Broadcasting Network) at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (brIJB)

111 Elric nails it @ 44

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (VyBeY)

112 If you're speculating where Biden ends, he's mid tier, forgotten to the ages. Compared to Obama or Clinton, theres no conversation where he ranks. I do miss the lack of drama though.

See my comment above. Even the left doesn't think Biden was a very good president and yet they still pretend to believe he got more votes then anyone in history unlike more popular (at least on the left) pols like Obama

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

113 "dementia-riddled" Biden was able to pass historic legislation through Congress, guide us through the pandemic recovery and reinforced all the NATO alliances and improved our global reputation
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:28 PM (PkrKm)
=======================
All true. It's just remembering his name or finding his way home that caused him to stumble a bit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 02:31 PM (aL2Pd)

114 Uh huh.

They shut it down very hard, you say?

I'm sure Terry fought the good fight to the bitter end, but they just wouldn't let him pursue his brave and subversive reportage.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2026 02:31 PM (BI5O2)

115
If there is interesting history behind that knowledge, I’m all ears.

If not, that is cool also.

Thanks again.

(Probably something to do with the creaky ass .mu.nu server being totally rattle-trap.)
Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (J2VQX)



I've been coming here since 04, or thereabouts.

But, all I did in this instance was look at the URL we're at now, then apply it to the fact that the link it gives you in the old post is incorrect, but has the post number associated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)

116 They're DESPERATE for a picture in which soldiers bring weapons to bear on a caravan, no matter what that caravan is doing. They'll crop it so it's troops drawing down on unarmed migrants.

Think Kent State.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 28, 2026 02:21 PM (gLYp7)
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Bonus points for the caravan being made up primarily of women and children. At least at the front where the stand out more.

The rear ranks will be mostly military aged young men.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 02:32 PM (FZ29D)

117
Oh, and you're welcome.

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:32 PM (ccf/V)

118 The real outrage was/is that nobody's concerned or investigating/prosecuting those who were actually running the country as a shadow government.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (k550y)
===================
Prosecute them for what crime?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 02:32 PM (aL2Pd)

119 You cannot point out that Comrade Andropov seems kind of stiff, comrade!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

Mr. USSR Strongman Andropov was shot by a woman who lived in his apartment block whose husband he'd shipped off to Siberia. This reduced him to being more helpless than the old man he replaced just a few months before.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:32 PM (uhVAy)

120 The pandemic is a going to be one of the big moments of US history, and Biden was the president who oversaw the recovering economy during it. I don’t like him, but he cemented his legacy.

Its funny because in pop culture/the FNM everyone pretends COVID never happened. Lock downs? What lock downs? That was all in your imagination...

You go to right leaning places and people are still outraged, you to go left leaning ones and people still claim to be getting boosted (not clear they actually are of course...)

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

121 108 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Because she's drunk whenever she talks.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

And when she's not talking, too.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (PkrKm)

122 "dementia-riddled" Biden was able to pass historic legislation through Congress, guide us through the pandemic recovery and reinforced all the NATO alliances and improved our global reputation
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:28 PM (PkrKm)


Delusional much ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (+gK6I)

123
The rear ranks will be mostly military aged young men.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 02:32 PM (FZ29D)



The women will need to be transported to the border as the men will have raped all the women and children like last time should they all walk it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)

124 The real outrage was/is that nobody's concerned or investigating/prosecuting those who were actually running the country as a shadow government.

Contra the FNM, Trump is a pretty moderate, measured guy.

We'd love him to be more like the FNM's caricature in some ways but he's just not

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

125 I picture this guy under a flood of semen lapping it up like he's on You Can't Do That on Television.
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (ZJQBk)

That really was obviously someone's kink being displayed before us on television in hindsight, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

126 he real outrage was/is that nobody's concerned or investigating/prosecuting those who were actually running the country as a shadow government.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (k550y)



It was the Owebama administration that was running things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)

127 “ I've been coming here since 04, or thereabouts.”

……

2004? Dang. Truely OG.

Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (J2VQX)

128 If you're speculating where Biden ends, he's mid tier, forgotten to the ages. Compared to Obama or Clinton, theres no conversation where he ranks. I do miss the lack of drama though.

See my comment above. Even the left doesn't think Biden was a very good president and yet they still pretend to believe he got more votes then anyone in history unlike more popular (at least on the left) pols like Obama
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

Note that his stage 127 Super Cancer hasn't carried him off yet. One last lie for the road.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (uhVAy)

129 ... and then Moran went on to the next democrat talking point. Lessons not learned.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (nEUC6)

130
Delusional much ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (+gK6I)



That's literally the opposite of what ACTUALLY happened.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

131 The rear ranks will be mostly military aged young men.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

When I was in a formation full of young men, I always looked forward to being in the rear ranks.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (PkrKm)

132 Then: If we don't directly intervene in the Uke war, Russia will be marching through Paris by next year. PARIS TEXAS!

Now: Biden reinforced all the NATO alliances and improved our global reputation

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

133 Funny that even in these comments there is never any mention of Biden's brain surgeries. All through the reporting of his decline ,etc I never saw a mention .

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (KC5Lt)

134 Look, I just turned 75, but I can still rock the fishnets!

Posted by: Doktor Jill, The Babysitting Adulteress at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (Fn+3X)

135 Mr. USSR Strongman Andropov was shot by a woman who lived in his apartment block whose husband he'd shipped off to Siberia. This reduced him to being more helpless than the old man he replaced just a few months before.

-----

Ha!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (BI5O2)

136 Think Kent State.


Yeah, but the commie hippies stopped their university protests after that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (k550y)

137 This reduced him to being more helpless than the old man he replaced just a few months before.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:32 PM (uhVAy)

The hey day of the bushy brows though.

Hay day?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

138 Note that his stage 127 Super Cancer hasn't carried him off yet. One last lie for the road.

Reminds me of RBG who had a cancer that kills healthy strong people in 6m and she lived several years...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

139
2004? Dang. Truely OG.
Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (J2VQX)



Or 06.....don't remember exactly. I just remember it was around the time that Little Green Fagballs lost his mind and started banning everyone for questioning him.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (ccf/V)

140 That really was obviously someone's kink being displayed before us on television in hindsight, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah I kind of realized as I was writing it

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (ZJQBk)

141 Funny that even in these comments there is never any mention of Biden's brain surgeries. All through the reporting of his decline ,etc I never saw a mention .
Posted by: polynikes

Talk about exploratory surgery.

They never found a brain.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (TezPK)

142 I think Xi slipped when he laughed.

In fact, I think Trump was trying to trip him up.

Xi never shows any emotion. He does this thing where no matter the situation he tries to act bored and slightly impatient. He especially does it in photos as if he is celebrity bored with meeting fans all day.

But he reacted. I think it was shock, as both he and Trump know hat Xi put Biden in office with their support of the fraud. This was Trumps way of telling Xi that Biden didn't matter and was a joke and we all know it, and it was Xi realizing that he was fighting an empire that can shrug this stuff off. (Xi has been purging since he got elevated. He must sleep with a loaded gun under his pillow.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (FGJgZ)

143 I should add, the conspiracy Biden launched against Trump wasn't just to put Trump in prison for life.
It was to put his whole family in prison as well.
And any major Republican who supported Trump.
And seize the entire Trump family assets.

It was not a "ha-ha, what's a little lawsuit among friends."

It was a decapitation intended to end any and all opposition to Democrats forever.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (3cUTc)

144 Hay day?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

You were right the first time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:36 PM (uhVAy)

145 Where went our credibility asked the 51 fat tics ready to pop.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 28, 2026 02:36 PM (tqUiR)

146 Yeah, but the commie hippies stopped their university protests after that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (k550y)

They haven't stopped protesting ICE despite having a few negative exercise outcomes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 28, 2026 02:36 PM (gLYp7)

147 It was a decapitation intended to end any and all opposition to Democrats forever.

Just like all the western leftwing pols started bringing in millions of military aged invaders at the same time, they all started using lawfare against their domestic opponents at the same time as well

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

148 Corn Pop SHIT MY PANTS!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V)

149 Funny that even in these comments there is never any mention of Biden's brain surgeries. All through the reporting of his decline ,etc I never saw a mention .
Posted by: polynikes

Smells Fishy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:37 PM (TezPK)

150 Look Fat, those guys at Walter Reed CAT Scanned my noggin numerous times and found NOTHING!

Posted by: President Emeritus Joe! at September 28, 2026 02:37 PM (Fn+3X)

151
The hey day of the bushy brows though.

Hay day?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)



Are you impressed or feeding farm animals?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V)

152
But Moran said ABC effectively told him to back off.

"This is the medical unit's business. It's not yours, basically," Moran said he was told. "And that was that."

-------

As it turns out, it wasn't the medical unit's business either.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 28, 2026 02:38 PM (GkBlw)

153 Who?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 02:38 PM (dK+Kv)

154
Smells Fishy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:37 PM (TezPK)



How rude!

Posted by: Jill Biden at September 28, 2026 02:38 PM (ccf/V)

155 ...It was a decapitation intended to end any and all opposition to Democrats forever.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (3cUTc)



Precisely. And all the people that did it are still around.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:38 PM (k550y)

156 I think they've lost track of which of the body doubles is the real Biden. He's probably died 3 or 4 times, but there are a couple left and they aren't sure what to do.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 02:38 PM (FGJgZ)

157 Why does Kumala sound drunk whenever she talks?

Because she's drunk whenever she talks. And the rest of the time.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

158
As it turns out, it wasn't the medical unit's business either.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 28, 2026 02:38 PM (GkBlw)



It's funny he says he 'thinks' he still has the email he sent, but can't be bothered to find it and publish it along with this 'bombshell.......'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V)

159 Smells Fishy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:37 PM (TezPK)


How rude!
Posted by: Jill Biden

Clam up

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:39 PM (TezPK)

160 he real outrage was/is that nobody's concerned or investigating/prosecuting those who were actually running the country as a shadow government.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:30 PM (k550y)


It was the Owebama administration that was running things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)

To be more accurate, it was the various factions in the Deep State buying airtime on the Auto Pen in rotation. That's why it was particularly incoherent, even for Democrats. One day we are backing a war in Ukraine, the next we are putting Transies in charge of the armed forces. Even for Democrats this is stupid.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:40 PM (uhVAy)

161 I came here in '04. Wanted right leaning info on the elections. Did not look at comments. Came back in 2008 and ace made an offhand mention of the retards in the comments so I decided to take a look. Game recognizes game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

162 I sure didn't need the top brass at ABC to limit my perception of Biden's mental disolve.

My observation was Obama's desire to have a puppet out there for media's sake to allow him to do the presidentin' from behind a wall came to fruition.

He said it and did it.

Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2026 02:40 PM (8uzBS)

163 Who the hell is Terry Moran?? Should I care?

Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 02:40 PM (Oy/m2)

164 Dungeons is the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 02:40 PM (WY+aP)

165 They haven't stopped protesting ICE despite having a few negative exercise outcomes.

I haven't seen a serious ICE protest since shortly after USAID shut down. Lots of "Free Palestine with purchase of lesser or equal value" though.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

166 Look, I just turned 75, but I can still rock the fishnets!
Posted by: Doktor Jill, The Babysitting Adulteress at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (Fn+3X)



And Hunter's dripping phallus as well, right whore?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:41 PM (ccf/V)

167 Smells Fishy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:37 PM (TezPK)


How rude!
Posted by: Jill Biden

Clam up
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 02:39 PM (TezPK)

Doctor Jill Biden Rotten crotch to you peasants!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

168 143, exactly.

they're already fantasizing about 2029.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 02:41 PM (VyBeY)

169 Look Fat, I just got back from my grueling teaching schedule as a Professor at UPENN! Could I do this if I had lost even a step??

Posted by: Got My Name On The Door And Everything! at September 28, 2026 02:41 PM (Fn+3X)

170 He had some lucid moments and agreed with what his people were doing. Spiteful is his middle name.
--
Yup.
He had "good days and bad days" as they were willing to admit long ago.

And he damned well knew what was going on in his name.

Remember, that spiteful shitbag of rancid dogshit was the one that launched the legal attack against Flynn.

He's been a nasty, vile, vane and vindictive asshole of the stupidest sort his whole life.
A disgusting human in every way, through and through.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 02:41 PM (3cUTc)

171 Who the hell is Terry Moran?? Should I care?

Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 02:40 PM (Oy/m2)



Wasn't she Chachi's girlfriend on Happy Days?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)

172 To be more accurate, it was the various factions in the Deep State buying airtime on the Auto Pen in rotation. That's why it was particularly incoherent, even for Democrats. One day we are backing a war in Ukraine, the next we are putting Transies in charge of the armed forces. Even for Democrats this is stupid.

Yup. There was, at least, Kalorama, Jill and Hunter, and generic Deep State pushing the buttons. People forget how incoherent the whole thing was.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

173 Look, I just turned 75, but I can still rock the fishnets!

Posted by: Doktor Jill, The Babysitting Adulteress at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (Fn+3X)

I am eating here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

174
Come to think of it, Kamala never debated Trump, did she?

Whoo-boy, does she think she can get away with that giggling and slurring and gobbledygook in 2028?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 02:42 PM (mmrXZ)

175 I think Xi slipped when he laughed.

In fact, I think Trump was trying to trip him up.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (FGJgZ)

Nah, the one thing all the major nations and sensible medium nations can agree upon is that the globalist asshole nations need to be put in their place.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)

176 UPenn just awarded me one of those high Latin honors they bestow on the cream of the crop. Said I was....

Posted by: ...Non Compost Mentis! at September 28, 2026 02:43 PM (Fn+3X)

177 I haven't seen a serious ICE protest since shortly after USAID shut down. Lots of "Free Palestine with purchase of lesser or equal value" though.

I was in college town not long after one of the first shootings, don't remember which one.

There was a protest downtown - it was a handful of gray hairs and a bunch of college/HS students. But the protest was across the street from an ice cream shop and all the kids were holding their serious signs which eating ice cream cones...it cracked me up.

"ICE IS KILLING US!" says the sign while the girl holding it has a tasty looking two scoop chocolate ice cream cone...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

178 To be more accurate, it was the various factions in the Deep State buying airtime on the Auto Pen in rotation. That's why it was particularly incoherent, even for Democrats. One day we are backing a war in Ukraine, the next we are putting Transies in charge of the armed forces. Even for Democrats this is stupid.

Yup. There was, at least, Kalorama, Jill and Hunter, and generic Deep State pushing the buttons. People forget how incoherent the whole thing was.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

My guess is that the Ukraine stuff was the buyout for the calamity GOPe going along with the Steal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

179 To be more accurate, it was the various factions in the Deep State buying airtime on the Auto Pen in rotation. That's why it was particularly incoherent, even for Democrats. One day we are backing a war in Ukraine, the next we are putting Transies in charge of the armed forces. Even for Democrats this is stupid.

this, exactly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 02:44 PM (VyBeY)

180 We're 'stupid' and follow fake news yet we were wondering for years what biden was taking to get through debates.

It was a running joke around here.

And yes, Hannity may not be your favourite but he covered biden being a brain dead asswipe for years.

And he was forever in President Trump's corner.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 02:44 PM (Sco7b)

181 Calamity GOPe=Catamite GOPe

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

182 Come to think of it, Kamala never debated Trump, did she?

Whoo-boy, does she think she can get away with that giggling and slurring and gobbledygook in 2028?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 02:42 PM (mmrXZ)



She didn't have to. They figured the fix was in and Biden did all that was necessary to get her on the throne.

Little did they know, the throne was made by Ferguson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

183 I've always prided in that I was part of the new comment thingy stream where ace first declared us to be morons.
It's like he was talking to me. He almost... knew me.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 02:45 PM (F9nWj)

184 The *biden regime was also run by a host of staffers in the White House. Several were supposed to testify to Congress about the use of the infamous auto-pen. I don't recall if they were granted immunity or a pardon, but none have testified.

Or if they have, they basically told Congress to shove it.

And got away with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 02:46 PM (RORbl)

185 Calamity GOPe=Catamite GOPe

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)

186 The movie "Sin City" was a damned-near realistic depiction of Joe Biden and his son, of just how pure evil the whole family is in real life, behind the doors and the public facade.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 02:46 PM (3cUTc)

187 Lots of ettes in that old Kamoom thread -- Sarah, Beth, Helen, Amanda -- to name a few.

The misogyny probably drove them all way, eventually.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 02:46 PM (J4Dwc)

188 I wish in all the media mergers that someone would go through the vaults and dump all of the spiked stories that actually meet some journalistic standards (ha). There is probably a treasure trove of info on NYC and DC that could make a difference. That's probably why it doesn't happen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 02:47 PM (mrbF1)

189 The misogyny probably drove them all way, eventually.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 02:46 PM (J4Dwc)

Lot of nics in there I haven't seen in a while.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 02:48 PM (F9nWj)

190 *Kaboom

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 02:48 PM (J4Dwc)

191 My guess is that the Ukraine stuff was the buyout for the calamity GOPe going along with the Steal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

No, those Gope turncoats get nothing. The bulk of the old neocons infiltrated into the Democrat side a long time ago, especially the ones who blocked Trump in the first term like Col Bearclaw. They operated from there. They were the ones with dreams of toppling Russia and armed Ukraine to be the heavies. Operation Ukraine started within weeks of Biden being sworn in.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:48 PM (uhVAy)

192 The movie "Sin City" was a damned-near realistic depiction of Joe Biden and his son, of just how pure evil the whole family is in real life, behind the doors and the public facade.

That video of Hunter confronting a crying underage girl demanding she say he didn't hurt her would have been national news for months if it was Trump's kid.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

193 And Hunter's dripping phallus as well, right whore?
Posted by: Sponge

I appreciate Sponge's wit and contributions to the site, but when he's cranky like this, I suspect a hangover. Anyone got some Tylenol to lend?

Posted by: Dancing Bears Fan Club at September 28, 2026 02:48 PM (Fn+3X)

194
The misogyny probably drove them all way, eventually.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 02:46 PM (J4Dwc)



Or not choosing the side of 'team homo......'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:49 PM (ccf/V)

195 Biggest Republican Uke grifter was Mitt Romney - send his head Consigliere over there with Hunter and White Bulger's nephew

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

196 "If you're speculating where Biden ends, he's mid tier, forgotten to the ages. Compared to Obama or Clinton, theres no conversation where he ranks. I do miss the lack of drama though."

The old white geriatric gets no respect. Biden should be at or near the top of any leftwing commie's report card.

Biden accomplished far more to advance radical leftwing policy than "Deporter in Chief" Obama or Bill "Big Government is Over" Clinton.

Biden stole 2020 from the hated Bad Orange Man.

Biden opened the floodgates to illegals, and probably let in more of them in four years than Obama and Clinton did in 16 years put together.

Biden flooded shady NGOs and charities and startups with 100s of billions of taxpayer money for commie causes like illegal immigration and "climate change."

Biden embarrassed the USA on the international stage with botched Afghan withdrawals, Uke toe-sucking, and general "America Last" policies.

Biden headed up the worst legal warfare against Trump than any political figure ever had to endure.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

197 Who the hell is Terry Moran?? Should I care?
Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 02:40 PM (Oy/m2)


He has commanded pirate ships in three oceans and has earned death by hanging in absentia from three empires five kingdoms and a passel of shipping conglomerates. A more desperate and daring man has never trod the decks of a ship at sea since the fall of Troy.
His exploits have filled penny dreadfuls for decades, but his dark crimes are left unspoken since such acts never sell.
A man of all seasons, attractive to the fairer sex, and deeply controlling of men as violent and depraved as himself, he had amassed multiple fortunes, and wasted ever one of them on living large and buying cannon.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:50 PM (rbvCR)

198 I can't unsee what I saw from shitheads laptops.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 02:50 PM (F9nWj)

199 Skews

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 02:50 PM (QwZKw)

200 [I appreciate Sponge's wit and contributions to the site, but when he's cranky like this, I suspect a hangover. Anyone got some Tylenol to lend?
Posted by: Dancing Bears Fan Club at September 28, 2026 02:48 PM (Fn+3X)



I'd apologize for the Biden family bringing out the best in me, but......I didn't think that was all that bad.

I'm feeling fine today. Just a little tired.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:50 PM (ccf/V)

201 It is interesting to think how different this site was during the Gabe Malor era where he was threatening to ban people for opposing gay marriage.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)

202 A man of all seasons, attractive to the fairer sex, and deeply controlling of men as violent and depraved as himself, he had amassed multiple fortunes, and wasted ever one of them on living large and buying cannon.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:50 PM (rbvCR)

It is a war crime that Disney doesn't fire their other authors and have you write all the new scripts.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:51 PM (uhVAy)

203 It is interesting to think how different this site was during the Gabe Malor era where he was threatening to ban people for opposing gay marriage.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)

Mal. Bad. In Latin.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:51 PM (uhVAy)

204 No hangover. Only had a few beers spread out over several hours.

I'm out of whiskey and vodka, mostly, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:51 PM (ccf/V)

205
Surprised Ace didn't bring up Fake Jake doing essentially this a year ago.

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 02:52 PM (Y8DZL)

206 no, wait. That's someone else. Never mind.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

207 Yup.
He had "good days and bad days" as they were willing to admit long ago.

And he damned well knew what was going on in his name.

Remember, that spiteful shitbag of rancid dogshit was the one that launched the legal attack against Flynn.

He's been a nasty, vile, vane and vindictive asshole of the stupidest sort his whole life.
A disgusting human in every way, through and through.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 02:41 PM (3cUTc)



He also was instrumental in trying to derail Clarence Thomas' SC nomination. Evil, lying scumbag.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:52 PM (k550y)

208 Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by ‘Nazis’
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas’ U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.

“In the last 48 hours, Ted Cruz has reached out to me and says, ‘We’re losing,’ Ken Paxton has sent me several emails saying, ‘I’m losing, I need your help,’” Rove said. “Even the Republicans are admitting that they’re behind.”

Rove’s colorful commentary didn’t stop there. He also pledged to vote for Democrat Jon Rosenthal in the race for Texas Railroad Commissioner instead of Bo French, whom he described as a “bigot."

"My party is being infiltrated by people like Bo French,” Rove said. “Nick Fuentes goes to Dallas and meets with a bunch of Republican leaders. This guy is a Nazi. We’ve got all these people getting on their little podcasts and so forth, saying: ‘We’re just asking questions about the Jews.’”

"We didn’t labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming … to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots,” Rove said.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:52 PM (PkrKm)

209 187 Lots of ettes in that old Kamoom thread -- Sarah, Beth, Helen, Amanda -- to name a few.

The misogyny probably drove them all way, eventually.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 02:46 PM (J4Dwc

I was actually thinking about this the other day.

The 'Ettes just skim through a LOT of stuff, forgive us, forget and carry on with their days.

I love them. Like all good men should.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 02:53 PM (Sco7b)

210 It is interesting to think how different this site was during the Gabe Malor era where he was threatening to ban people for opposing gay marriage.

Chicks love gays, that's why there were more of them then.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

211 Would someone PLEASE tell Karl Rove to piss off?

We don't NEED a dingleberry like James Carville hanging around stinking up the joint.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:54 PM (ccf/V)

212 Who the hell is Terry Moran?? Should I care?
Posted by: dantesed


he's our Favorite Big-Lipped Reporter (TM) who came to our attention (as i remember it) during Operation Desert Storm

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 02:54 PM (vJrRc)

213 It is interesting to think how different this site was during the Gabe Malor era where he was threatening to ban people for opposing gay marriage.

Chicks love gays, that's why there were more of them then.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

but ... garrett.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

214 We didn’t labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming … to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots,” Rove said.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:52 PM (PkrKm)

What a dickbag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 02:55 PM (kmiHN)

215 I love ALL the ettes. Just not the ones that flounce off......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:55 PM (ccf/V)

216 Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by ‘Nazis’

I'm always amused when I saw a national socialist like Rove attack other people for being "NAZIs"

As we all know the key problem with NAZI Germany wasn't the authoritarian government, the corporatist socialism, the opposition to individual rights or the mass murder of regime opponents and people the regime didn't like...it was them being nominal nationalists.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

217 but ... garrett.

He hasn't embraced his fabulousness.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

218
I am a chick and I don't love gays.

Pervs

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 02:56 PM (/QHx4)

219 Chicks love gays, that's why there were more of them then.

Single women in America are mostly extremely left wing now.

Married women are just a tad more leftwing then married men.

Amazing that dichotomy.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 02:56 PM (sKqQm)

220 Or not choosing the side of 'team homo......'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:49 PM (ccf/V)

Eh, 2016 was a bloodbath in general. You had people who left on principle, but I'd say a fair few left because we all pulled out the shis and went after each other like retarded gladiators. Part of the appeal I think to this place was that we could disagree publicly, loudly and even nastily, but everyone thought/knew we were still on the same side- which we were.

The thing is 2016 exposed a lot and 'why' people were on the team was a big thing. And a lot of people did not just dislike all the masks coming off but there were probably people thinking 'I always liked Drew' or Gabe or JohnE and thought: 'why are they being so nasty?' Are we not friends? We shouldn't be enemies.

2016 was a true civil war, played out online. I could really seeing it souring a lot of people on online discussion. They may still be here, just not wanting to comment any more. Or not? Never know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

221 I am a chick and I don't love gays.

I got one that I really like...I grab his ass whenever I can right Andy?

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 28, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

222 We didn’t labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming … to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots,” Rove said.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:52 PM (PkrKm)



We're still in the wilderness because of people like you. And Thune and Et fucking cetera.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:57 PM (k550y)

223
"My party is being infiltrated by people like Bo French,” Rove said. “Nick Fuentes goes to Dallas and meets with a bunch of Republican leaders. This guy is a Nazi. We’ve got all these people getting on their little podcasts and so forth, saying: ‘We’re just asking questions about the Jews.’”

Nick Fuentes ? Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 02:57 PM (+gK6I)

224 Meet Alina Habba's 29-year-old billionaire husband with close ties to Turkey's president
Turhan Mildon, 29, tied the knot with President Trump's former personal attorney, 42, on Saturday after popping the question with a 23-carat diamond.

https://tinyurl.com/bde9whty

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2026 02:58 PM (NpAcC)

225 Trump did debate Kamala, once, on September 10, 2024.

It was nowhere near as entertaining as the Biden-Trump debate, so I’m not surprised people have forgotten it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 02:58 PM (6ydKt)

226 Rove bitching about some obscure Republican candidate in Texas shows what a flaming idiot he is. The Dems are being overrun by communists lunatics and he's being a "proper" GOPe putz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 02:58 PM (mrbF1)

227 waybackmachine link to the 2020 Forbes article regarding Biden's dementia.

Editors' Pick|Mar 11, 2020, 01:20am EST
Does Joe Biden Have Dementia? Does It Matter?
Elizabeth Bauer.

The article was pulled from Forbes within an hour of publication - there's exactly one instance on WBM archiving the webpage:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8duyt6

Posted by: 13times at September 28, 2026 02:58 PM (6iKlf)

228 O/T

I was just reading that TN has set an execution date for Wednesday for Christa Pike, the evil teenager who beat, stabbed and bashed the head in of Colleen Slemmer 30 years ago and kept a piece of the girl's skull as a grotesque souvenir. If it goes as scheduled, she'll be the first woman put to death in TN in 200 years. I'm wondering if Gov. Lee is going to grant her clemency and amend her sentence to life in prison.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (qBdHI)

229 It is interesting to think how different this site was during the Gabe Malor era where he was threatening to ban people for opposing gay marriage.

Chicks love gays, that's why there were more of them then.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)
______

Chicks and gays often gush over each publicly, but the reality is that most of them hate each other.

Straight ladies insult gay men in private more than the biggest male anti-gay hater.

Gays insult straight women in private more than the most misogynist man.

But when chicks and gays are together, it's all lovey-dovey air kisses.

It's ... odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

230 CNN caught "crop dusting" on Airforce 1, and subsequently uninvited from pool flights.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (bX16E)

231 Nick Fuentes ? Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Apparently Rove is part of that psy-op to make people think that Fuentes is also not a Democrat operative.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (vJrRc)

232 "My party is being infiltrated by people like Bo French,” Rove said. “Nick Fuentes goes to Dallas and meets with a bunch of Republican leaders. This guy is a Nazi. We’ve got all these people getting on their little podcasts and so forth, saying: ‘We’re just asking questions about the Jews.’”

Nick Fuentes ? Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 02:57 PM (+gK6I)

I don't see Fuentes much but he seems a lot smarter than Rove, that political genius who has never done jack shit.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy)

233 Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by ‘Nazis’

That's the new op that's running. Lots of mostly alleged women on X complaining that GOPe is the real Republican Party and they want that nice Joe Biden back in office.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 03:00 PM (2ocoG)

234 Apparently Rove is part of that psy-op to make people think that Fuentes is also not a Democrat operative.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (vJrRc)



The fact that he's NEVER voted for a Republican not withstanding.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)

235 Shrub failed. Karl Rove failed.

They were elected to reign in the bloated $2T budget. Ban elective abortion. And roll back the size and scope of government.

They did none of that. Yes they'll tell you "put we had to focus on the war instead!" but they lost the war too.

Failure should lead to consequences but these assholes hang around like they have something to add to the national conversation

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

236 204 No hangover. Only had a few beers spread out over several hours.

I'm out of whiskey and vodka, mostly, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:51 PM (ccf/V)
Hey, maybe Josey Wales will walk in with a box of whiskey bottles he took off those outlaw injuns.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 03:00 PM (LHPAg)

237 Nick Fuentes ? Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Apparently Rove is part of that psy-op to make people think that Fuentes is also not a Democrat operative.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (vJrRc)

Not sure what op he is but he seems to have a bit of a sense of humor unlike Candace, Tucker and mini Tucker Carlson and Carl Rove

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)

238
2016 was a true civil war, played out online. I could really seeing it souring a lot of people on online discussion. They may still be here, just not wanting to comment any more. Or not? Never know.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

It was ugly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2026 03:01 PM (kg+tO)

239 But Fox News is conservative and on the RIGHT, you guys, still putting Karl Rove on TV every 45 minutes.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:01 PM (ccf/V)

240 234 Apparently Rove is part of that psy-op to make people think that Fuentes is also not a Democrat operative.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (vJrRc

Blimpo Rove needs to shut up and go away

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 03:01 PM (+gK6I)

241 But when chicks and gays are together, it's all lovey-dovey air kisses.

It's ... odd.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Seraglio politics. You don't openly insult your rival in front of the guy you're both trying to attract, it makes you look petty and bitchy and will drive him toward your rival.

... at least according to all the Chinese webnovels I've been reading.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 03:01 PM (vJrRc)

242
"Speak harshly, on the way to selling out your core constituency."

-Karl Rove

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 03:01 PM (Y8DZL)

243 It is interesting to think how different this site was during the Gabe Malor era where he was threatening to ban people for opposing gay marriage.

I met him at a MoMee. He was a douchebag in real life, too.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 28, 2026 03:01 PM (ge2f8)

244 I can't unsee what I saw from shitheads laptops.
---
I am certain he had drug-fueled sex with at least one of Obama's underage daughters.

If Barack was willing to pass her to Harvey Weinstein, he'd have no problems selling her to Hunter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (3cUTc)

245 Hey, maybe Josey Wales will walk in with a box of whiskey bottles he took off those outlaw injuns.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 03:00 PM (LHPAg)



I'd be fine with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

246 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 02:57 PM (zZu0s

Very well said.
And then Covid, vaccines.

I was gone at points taking care of Mom in dystopian Canada freaked out of my own mind.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (Sco7b)

247 We didn’t labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming … to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots,” Rove said.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:52 PM (PkrKm)


Hey Rove, suck the fart out of my ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (vzuC7)

248
Several were supposed to testify to Congress about the use of the infamous auto-pen. I don't recall if they were granted immunity or a pardon, but none have testified.

Or if they have, they basically told Congress to shove it.

And got away with it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

===============

The unbearable Neera Tanden testified. I'd have to read all the transcripts, but it was basically "I followed the procedure -- sent the documents to autopen and got them back, didn't know what happened in between but I KNOW Joe signed off on everything."

I don't understand why the autopen is used if the President has to sign off on shyte anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (mmrXZ)

249 Shrub failed. Karl Rove failed.

They were elected to reign in the bloated $2T budget. Ban elective abortion. And roll back the size and scope of government.


We only controlled three-thirds of government, so we couldn't be expected to change much. But, if Republicans had donated more so we could expand our margins...

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (PkrKm)

250 Fuentes is a gay socialist twink.

If the FNM wanted to make a slightly more believable boogeyman couldn't they at least use someone like Dan Bilzerian. He at least kind of looks the part and doesn't play catcher for random leftwing guys...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

251 The unbearable Neera Tanden testified. I'd have to read all the transcripts, but it was basically "I followed the procedure -- sent the documents to autopen and got them back, didn't know what happened in between but I KNOW Joe signed off on everything."

I don't understand why the autopen is used if the President has to sign off on shyte anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (mmrXZ)

That just means the cover form came from a staffer higher up than she was.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:03 PM (uhVAy)

252
I met him at a MoMee. He was a douchebag in real life, too.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 28, 2026 03:01 PM



Hmmmmmm.....Maybe some shouldn't come to the TxMoMe......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)

253 The article was pulled from Forbes within an hour of publication - there's exactly one instance on WBM archiving the webpage:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8duyt6

=======

Wow - great job! Thank you.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:04 PM (2ap+5)

254 We only controlled three-thirds of government, so we couldn't be expected to change much. But, if Republicans had donated more so we could expand our margins...
Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (PkrKm)
------------------
Well said, Paul. Well said.

Posted by: Eric Cantor at September 28, 2026 03:04 PM (brIJB)

255 Rove bitching about some obscure Republican candidate in Texas shows what a flaming idiot he is.

Rove talks about Bo French because GOPe hates that the MAGA base has grown distrustful of dot-Indians. The country clubbers want their slave labor just as badly as the Democrats do. Meanwhile I saw an X post over the weekend about a hospital in Rochester NY filling 80 of 86 vacancies with H1Bs instead of Americans.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 03:04 PM (2ocoG)

256
Hey Rove, suck the fart out of my ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (vzuC7)



Reading that mentally in your actual voice makes that quadruplely hysterical.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)

257 O/T

I was just reading that TN has set an execution date for Wednesday for Christa Pike, the evil teenager who beat, stabbed and bashed the head in of Colleen Slemmer 30 years ago and kept a piece of the girl's skull as a grotesque souvenir. If it goes as scheduled, she'll be the first woman put to death in TN in 200 years. I'm wondering if Gov. Lee is going to grant her clemency and amend her sentence to life in prison.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (qBdHI)
__________

The torture and murder of Slemmer was a truly evil act, 100% premeditated and in the coldest blood, and Pike should be executed immediately by rolling her in bacon fat and leaving her in a cage with 100 hungry sewer rats.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

258 On leftwing forums they love Hunter.

I assume the Karen Koven want him to do to her what he does to his underage call girls, and the guys there...well they probably want the same things

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm)

259 Democrats/ Marxists Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 03:06 PM (Ia/+0)

260
Trump did debate Kamala, once, on September 10, 2024.

It was nowhere near as entertaining as the Biden-Trump debate, so I’m not surprised people have forgotten it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

=================

Yup, I'd forgotten.

Something tells me Kamala vs Vance or Rubio would be very entertaining indeed, however.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:06 PM (mmrXZ)

261 "Speak harshly, on the way to selling out your core constituency."

-Karl Rove
--
He's actually out there headlining radical left events now.

Erick Erickson is kinda pissed 'cause he pussed out on his ABC appearance and didn't "go after the Nazis in the Republican Party" like the good pet.

So now Rove is getting all the True Nazi Hunter praise double E desperately craved.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 03:06 PM (3cUTc)

262 On leftwing forums they love Hunter.

I assume the Karen Koven want him to do to her what he does to his underage call girls, and the guys there...well they probably want the same things
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm)

Leftists need a "Dear Leader" to praise to the skies. The fact that it is Hunter now and not Kamala or Mondami says a lot about the DNC

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:06 PM (uhVAy)

263 Hey Rove, suck the fart out of my ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 03:02 PM (vzuC7)


Reading that mentally in your actual voice makes that quadruplely hysterical.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)

Yeah, you need that jersey dialect sometimes. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 03:08 PM (vzuC7)

264 Trump did debate Kamala, once, on September 10, 2024.

It was nowhere near as entertaining as the Biden-Trump debate, so I’m not surprised people have forgotten it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

=================

Yup, I'd forgotten.

Something tells me Kamala vs Vance or Rubio would be very entertaining indeed, however.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:06 PM (mmrXZ)
_________

How can anyone forget one of the all-time great debate lines "they're eating the pets"?

It's like I don't know you peeps!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

265 Leftists need a "Dear Leader" to praise to the skies. The fact that it is Hunter now and not Kamala or Mondami says a lot about the DNC

Ryan Long has a skit where he makes fun of feminists for believing that telling guys to stop chasing women and cut their balls off would be appealing.

Hunter is one of the few leftwing figures that is openly about banging chicks, doing drugs, and getting rich...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)

266
I was just reading that TN has set an execution date for Wednesday for Christa Pike, the evil teenager who beat, stabbed and bashed the head in of Colleen Slemmer 30 years ago and kept a piece of the girl's skull as a grotesque souvenir. If it goes as scheduled, she'll be the first woman put to death in TN in 200 years. I'm wondering if Gov. Lee is going to grant her clemency and amend her sentence to life in prison.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 02:59 PM (qBdHI)

I hope not! I read the puff piece on her, and even after that, I'd like to personally throw the switch to send her to hell.

Posted by: pookysgirl believes in actual justice at September 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Wt5PA)

267
Ah, well, can't let Sponge day drink alone...

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Y8DZL)

268 Pike should be executed immediately by rolling her in bacon fat and leaving her in a cage with 100 hungry sewer rats.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Am I just not paying attention, or are people more likely to wish gruesome torture on female criminals than on male criminals who do similarly heinous crimes?

Seriously, just execute them all quickly and cleanly. It's less damaging to the soul of the executioner.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 03:10 PM (vJrRc)

269 What does it say about our government that a guy who belonged in a carehome memory unit could be president of the country for four years and very little seemed to happen? Is it the brainwashing power of the media pushing a narrative? Or does the state barely matter at all?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:10 PM (2ap+5)

270 Hmmmmmm.....Maybe some shouldn't come to the TxMoMe......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)

It's kind of a life goal now. I want to travel after caregiving 24-7 for years. I never left the house outside of errands.

I'm taking a beer vacation now. I love Ralphy, i will forever take care of him, but tired.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:11 PM (Sco7b)

271 \
I'm taking a beer vacation now. I love Ralphy, i will forever take care of him, but tired.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:11 PM (Sco7b)



I get this.......not quite as 24/7, but yeah....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:12 PM (ccf/V)

272 “In the last 48 hours, Ted Cruz has reached out to me and says, ‘We’re losing,’ Ken Paxton has sent me several emails saying, ‘I’m losing, I need your help,’” Rove said. “Even the Republicans are admitting that they’re behind.”
---
That never happened, you fat, old lying faggot.

I know you are lying.

1) Paxton--even if it was true--would not send that email to Cruz. He'd call him.
2) Cruz, even if it was true, would not call Rove, because,
3) it's been over 30 years since Rove has won a statewide office in Texas--what exactly is his skillset today?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 03:12 PM (3cUTc)

273 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 03:12 PM (kmiHN)

274 3) it's been over 30 years since Rove has won a statewide office in Texas--what exactly is his skillset today?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 03:12 PM (3cUTc)

Getting on news broadcasts as the voice of conservatism.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (F9nWj)

275 Ah, well, can't let Sponge day drink alone...
Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Y8DZL)



Oh, I haven't started yet.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (ccf/V)

276 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (ccf/V)

277 What does it say about our government that a guy who belonged in a carehome memory unit could be president of the country for four years and very little seemed to happen? Is it the brainwashing power of the media pushing a narrative? Or does the state barely matter at all?
Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:10 PM (2ap+5)

I take it you don't read much history. Puppet leaders have been a thing for as long as governments have.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

278 Hadn't thought of Scrotum Head Rove in years.

He could have been dead for all I know. Buried with his little white board.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 03:53 PM (hzuYO)

Possible Suspect in 1982 Tylenol Cyanide Poisoning Named

This article recalls the 1982 Tylenol killings and the national panic it caused.

It turns out tomorrow is the 44th anniversary of the first death:

On Sept. 29, 1982, seventh-grader Mary Ann Kellerman complained to her parents of a sore throat. In turn, she took an Extra-Strength Tylenol to ease her symptoms. However, her condition became much worse. Adam Janus, a postal worker, similarly took Tylenol and was unable to wake up from his nap. He was taken to the emergency room in critical condition and unfortunately passed away in the hospital.


A California chemist who had worked with Lockheed Martin killed himself months after the Chicago-area Tylenol poisonings.

He killed himself in an Idaho church. At the time, his identity was unknown. Police called him the "Unknown Wanderer." He had $1900 in cash in his pocket with instructions to use the money to pay for his cremation. The note was signed "Wm. L. Toomey," but no man of that name was found to exist.

His method of suicide was taking cyanide. But it was a different form of cyanide than that used to poison the Tylenol capsules. That can be explained away by wanting to hide his identity as the killer (if he is the killer).

Reportedly, he told coworkers that he thought cyanide would be an effective way to kill people without being caught.

Maybe this is the killer.

But maybe not.


A man found dead in a church halfway across the country may have suddenly unlocked the key -- quite literally -- to one of America's most famous unsolved crimes.


On Dec. 4, 1982, a parishioner at Sacred Heart Catholic Church in Boise found a man collapsed under a pew. She had worked as a nurse, so she quickly recognized the man was either dying or already dead. A priest was summoned to give his last rites, and police came not long after. In the dead man's pockets were a typed suicide note and $1,900. The note said the money was enough to cover his cremation and any additional funds should be donated to the church. It was signed Wm. L. Toomey.


No such man existed. His fingerprints came up empty for matches, and it seemed like his sandy-colored hair might have been a dye job to conceal his appearance. Even a feature on "Unsolved Mysteries" in 1990 did nothing to uncover the identity of the man dubbed the Unknown Wanderer. All that was known for sure was that he had used cyanide to kill himself.

The case went cold, but in 2019 Ada County Sheriff's Office cold case investigator Tim Cooper took a fresh look at the evidence. Among the items preserved since 1982 was an engraved key found in the man's possession. Cooper traced it to a neighborhood in Jacksonville, Fla. He learned a homeowner there disappeared in 1982, and he was eventually declared dead in absentia. His name was Dr. Mathew Betkouski.

...

But although he had a successful career, working at one point for Lockheed Martin on a NASA-related project in New Mexico, Betkouski had a reputation for making unsettling comments. Former coworkers told Cooper that Betkouski spoke of how to commit a "perfect crime," had a "history of volatility" and referenced cyanide as an ideal way to kill without detection. He also mentioned putting poison in over-the-counter medication, an especially worrisome comment coming from someone who had worked in multiple drugstores.

"It was said that Dr. Betkouski attempted to obtain some type of pills or capsules from a pharmacy in the Las Cruces area," Cooper said at a press conference last week. "He said this would be for an experiment. For reasons not fully understood, Dr. Betkouski created a disturbance at the location and the police were summoned."

Less than three months before Betkouski killed himself, a national terror was unfolding in Chicago. In late September 1982, seven people took over-the-counter Tylenol for their usual aches and pains. The capsules had been opened and filled with potassium cyanide, killing the people who took them. The crimes sent widespread panic throughout the country. At the time, tamper-proof seals were not standard, and investigators believed someone had swapped in the poison after the bottles were placed on shelves. Johnson & Johnson issued one of the largest pharmaceutical recalls in American history as investigators tried to find the culprit.

...


Now, Ada County detectives think Betkouski may be a compelling suspect. He and his wife divorced the year before the Tylenol murders, and he killed himself in the months after the Chicago cases.

So is this the guy? Since I jumped on the "Black Dahlia Zodiac" story too quickly, I'll reserve judgment.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:12 PM




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1 wow

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:13 PM (mmrXZ)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:13 PM (ccf/V)

3 Centered......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:13 PM (ccf/V)

4 If the media is saying it's not him, it's him.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:14 PM (ZJQBk)

5 Cyanide, huh? Maybe we can all learn something.

Posted by: Five UK Nationals at September 28, 2026 01:14 PM (4hx56)

6 I remember this well. Maybe this is why I never take capsules if there is an alternative.

Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2026 01:15 PM (2Xqig)

7
o o

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

8
There's a documentary on the Tylenol murders on Netflix. If you like that sort of thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:17 PM (mmrXZ)

9 I remember this. And, not unlike taking off your shoes at airport security, this led to tamper proof pill bottles.

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at September 28, 2026 01:18 PM (U/7CP)

10 Tylenol is toxic even without the cyanide. A leading cause of liver failure.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 01:18 PM (JzUSu)

11 Hard to believe that we used to live in such a high-trust society before this that bottles on the shelf had no anti-tamper seal on them.

I think also, this was the impetus for the cotton in the top.

To fix that, what we need is more people in this country who aren't required to assimilate and are fed a steady diet of hate against Americans.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:18 PM (3cUTc)

12 He was in a Catholic church with enough money to be cremated. I don't think he was Catholic.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:19 PM (k550y)

13 This was about the same time we started hearing about razorblades in the Caramel Apples people would give out on Halloween.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 01:20 PM (vNne8)

14 How will Sunny Hoskins make this about her?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 01:20 PM (nK5/c)

15 Remember a few years back some influencer crying about racking up felonies because they thought it funny to go into a store and contaminate the food?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (3cUTc)

16 I thought the article was a somewhat tortured attempt to connect the dead guy found in a church in a different city to the tylenol murders cold case. The article I read said he was previously ruled out as a suspect and investigators found cyanide he made, but it wasn't linked to the cyanide found in the tylenol capsules.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (cWLG3)

17 I have it on good authority that Elon Musk has now been implicated in the Lindbergh baby kidnapping.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)

18 "Innocent, by reason of insanity. Let him go FREE"

Not sure the Clancy Karens would support a male though. Plus ... well, he's dead.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (vbXSk)

19 I think also, this was the impetus for the cotton in the top.


There's a joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: Proud Black Man at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (PkrKm)

20 There's a documentary on the Tylenol murders on Netflix. If you like that sort of thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:17 PM (mmrXZ)



How do they blame Trump and make sure the Owebama's get credit for the possible solving of the cold case?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

21 Cyanide saved me from the gallows . I recommend it.

Posted by: Zombie Herman Goering at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (mrbF1)

22 Back then, you were 10x more likely to get crushed at a Who Concert than you were to receive an apple with a razorblade in it.

But, still...panic.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (vNne8)

23 So what? This is only news 44 years after the fact, with the suspect long deceased, because of media's "If it Bleeds It LEADS!" business model.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (5rh/l)

24 Tanned, Rested and READY!!!

Posted by: Zombie Lamont THE Big Dummy at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (ccf/V)

25 This was about the same time we started hearing about razorblades in the Caramel Apples people would give out on Halloween.
Posted by: garrett

Nah, I remember that from the 70s. And it was pretty much bogus. One guy put a razor blade in an apple in an attempt to kill his own kid, and everybody ran wild with it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

26 One detail unreleased by authorities was that the cyanide was put in the center of the capsule.

A possible clue from ace right under our noses?

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (ZJQBk)

27 The amazing thing to me about this whole episode is that the Tylenol brand survived, and now flourishes.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (bNf8H)

28 HTML tags.

How do dey werk?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (ccf/V)

29 >>Tylenol is toxic even without the cyanide. A leading cause of liver failure.


...and Autism.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (vNne8)

30 Ok, side bar:

How many of you have ever actually had a conversation (aside from the in jest: They'd never find the bodies. Useful things: pig farms) with someone else where you speculated on how to kill other people anonymously?

This seems to me one of those things that only happen and you look at the guy or gal saying it and think 'Hmmm, I do not have much use for this person. Plus they are creepy as fuck. Avoid in future.'

Posted by: 'British' Bobby at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (Y/06r)

31 Not sure the Clancy Karens would support a male though. Plus ... well, he's dead.
Posted by: illiniwek

Hasn't he suffered enough? He was obviously victim to mental health issues.

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy Jurors at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (PkrKm)

32 Sock off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 01:23 PM (mrbF1)

33 13 This was about the same time we started hearing about razorblades in the Caramel Apples people would give out on Halloween.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 01:20 PM (vNne

Take the whole bag to the police station to be x-rayed. Never found anything.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 01:23 PM (F9nWj)

34 The amazing thing to me about this whole episode is that the Tylenol brand survived, and now flourishes.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (bNf8H)



They're so good, women are swallowing bottle's full while pregnant to stick it to Trump and RFK Jr.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:23 PM (ccf/V)

35 Not sure the Clancy Karens would support a male though. Plus ... well, he's dead.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 01:21 PM (vbXSk)

I am.

Posted by: Doctor Fauci at September 28, 2026 01:23 PM (ZJQBk)

36 He was in a Catholic church with enough money to be cremated. I don't think he was Catholic.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:19 PM (k550y)

Polish surname, probably Catholic. I grew up in a neighbor hood populated with families of Eastern European ancestry (including my parents) 99% were Catholic. ALL the Polish familiies were Catholic, nearly all had a picture of the Pope on the living room wall.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (hmYU4)

37 > One guy put a razor blade in an apple in an attempt to kill his own kid, and everybody ran wild with it.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

It pretty much killed off trick or treating.

They've managed to suck all the joy out of childhood, and we wonder why young people are cutting their dicks off and going postal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (qlLNh)

38 >>>I'll reserve judgment.

You're no internet expert.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (8mulE)

39 Huh. Thought they got the person way back then.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (4KUe5)

40 Fauci tortured puppies and Clancy jurors adore him. Do not mistake them for some kind of tribalism. Their only tribe is death itself.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (ZJQBk)

41 29 >>Tylenol is toxic even without the cyanide. A leading cause of liver failure.

...and Autism.

Posted by: garrett

I can stick it to RFK jr AND give my kid superpowers?!?!?!?

(Eats whole bottle like it's candy)

Posted by: Deranged Modern Lefty Moms at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (PkrKm)

42 They never suspected and they never will

Posted by: Big Cotton Balls Inc. at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (r7+Q7)

43 HTML tags.

How do dey werk?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (ccf/V)

Beets meee.

Posted by: Mortimer Snerd at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (hmYU4)

44 37 > One guy put a razor blade in an apple in an attempt to kill his own kid, and everybody ran wild with it.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

It pretty much killed off trick or treating.

They've managed to suck all the joy out of childhood, and we wonder why young people are cutting their dicks off and going postal.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (qlLNh)
----
Halloween candy should last an entire year, not be perishable.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (cWLG3)

45 Fauci's dead????!?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (nK5/c)

46 This was about the same time we started hearing about razorblades in the Caramel Apples people would give out on Halloween.
--
Don't forget the drugs.

'cause if there's one thing druggies are known for, it's giving away their drugs.

9 out of 10 people refuse to believe that "stranger danger" is far, far less of a threat than family member.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (3cUTc)

47 The centering hath begun.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (cWLG3)

48 Fauci's dead????!?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (nK5/c)



Don't tease me like that........cuz I'll stop everything and celebrate by drinking everything in sight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)

49 Mom yanked it out of our med cabinets when the story broke. I think this was/is why to this day I shun Tylenol.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 01:26 PM (RORbl)

50 They never suspected and they never will
Posted by: Big Cotton Balls Inc. at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (r7+Q7)

Had us worried for a moment!

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 28, 2026 01:27 PM (rje/a)

51 They never suspected and they never will
Posted by: Big Cotton Balls Inc.

But we have the biggest balls of them all.

Posted by: AC/DC at September 28, 2026 01:28 PM (PkrKm)

52 29 >>Tylenol is toxic even without the cyanide. A leading cause of liver failure.

...and Autism.
Posted by: garrett

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Valu-rite + tylenol = liver failure

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:28 PM (cWLG3)

53 Posted by: Big Penguin at September 28, 2026 01:27 PM (rje/a)

Scientists have discovered the first new penguin species in a hundred years.

You're Even Bigger Penguin now.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

54 Aspirin > Acetaminophen

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 01:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

55 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (nK5/c)

I knew I wasn't gonna get away with not editing the quoted post

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:29 PM (ZJQBk)

56 Mom yanked it out of our med cabinets when the story broke. I think this was/is why to this day I shun Tylenol.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 01:26 PM (RORbl)



I threw our bottle away. Mom came home and I told her I did, then she kindly reminded me that we'd had that bottle for months and it wasn't a part of the recall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:29 PM (ccf/V)

57 Don't tease me like that........cuz I'll stop everything and celebrate by drinking everything in sight.


yeah I was REALLY excited there for a second!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)

58 There is no justification for the Left in this thread. I like it.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 28, 2026 01:29 PM (r7+Q7)

59 54 Aspirin > Acetaminophen


not for my tum-tum, sadly

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 01:30 PM (j+aD2)

60 Both ibuprofen and naproxen sodium can cause stomach ulcers.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:30 PM (cWLG3)

61 Many black folk suffer in silence because they don't want to pick the cotton out of the aspirin bottle like their forbears were forced to do.

Posted by: Excedrin Headache #69 at September 28, 2026 01:30 PM (Fn+3X)

62 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)

My carelessness ruined a perfectly good observation.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:30 PM (ZJQBk)

63 > ALL the Polish familiies were Catholic, nearly all had a picture of the Pope on the living room wall.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (hmYU4)

Given the shifting borders (the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was friggin' huge, to name just one default nation-state), the Poles are probably lucky they didn't wind up like the Balkans, with Catholics, Orthodox, and Muslims all mixed together.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:31 PM (qlLNh)

64 I've never really used any painkiller other than aspirin.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

65 > one default nation-state


"Defunct", autocorrect. "Defunct".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:31 PM (qlLNh)

66 >>They never suspected and they never will
Posted by: Big Cotton Balls Inc. at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (r7+Q7)


For The Syndicate!

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 01:31 PM (vNne8)

67 Posted by: Excedrin Headache #69 at September 28, 2026 01:30 PM (Fn+3X)

lol. Sunny Houston's latest statement?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 01:32 PM (JrHfD)

68 I had an old hippie in the '80's lament to me that they took the red dots out of Contact Cold Capsules. Told me the were acid and he and his friends would sit there and empty hundreds of them for it. Said there were 6 to 8 in each capsule and you needed about a spoonful to get high.
I don't know if it's true but knowing this guy I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 01:32 PM (F9nWj)

69 re 21: himmler, auch

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 28, 2026 01:32 PM (CWTWj)

70 I've never really used any painkiller other than aspirin.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)



I've used most all the painkiller.......

But not morpheme. Never used that. Or fentanyl....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)

71 Ah yes, I've heard about this thing. Since the tamper proof packaging has been around all my life, the idea of not having it on over the counter stuff seems kinda cooky to me.

Surprised it took until the 80's for incidents to suggest it is a prudent safety measure.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 28, 2026 01:33 PM (QVS9R)

72 Valu-rite + tylenol = liver failure
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:28 PM (cWLG3)


To be honest, Valu-rite = liver failure

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 28, 2026 01:33 PM (iIyc0)

73 this was one of the great news stories of my child hood because some people actually died; the razor blade thing i had heard about in the 70's but it always was more a rumor thing that got regurgitated every halloween.

Later came the great day care S*tanic s*x scandal. That was huge and but it felt like it hardly went anywhere.

Now days we take our kids to have dr*g q*eens shake their junk in our kids faces and we give them money to put in their jockstrap.

Posted by: Nelly at September 28, 2026 01:33 PM (6+ehB)

74 with Catholics, Orthodox, and Muslims all mixed together.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Lithuania-Poland had significant Orthodox, Muslim, Jewish, and even Protestant minorities, though it was majority Catholic.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:33 PM (77rzZ)

75 Halloween candy should last an entire year, not be perishable.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO



I think I still have some from last year.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 01:34 PM (0U5gm)

76 re me at 69: eva braun, too, i think

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 28, 2026 01:34 PM (CWTWj)

77 66 >>They never suspected and they never will
Posted by: Big Cotton Balls Inc. at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (r7+Q7)


For The Syndicate!
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 01:31 PM (vNne
--
The fat guy member of the Syndicate in the X-Files really ground my gears. I wanted someone to off his lipidinous smug mug.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:34 PM (cWLG3)

78 Still centered, in the high sixties or more.
Back to you, Chet.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2026 01:34 PM (sl73Y)

79 I've never really used any painkiller other than aspirin.
Posted by: Bulg
__________

No slapping of hot iron for you?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 01:34 PM (JzUSu)

80 I don't think anyone would be so clever to switch types of cyanide. That sounds like something a prosecutor comes up with when trying to convict the wrong guy

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:34 PM (FGJgZ)

81 "Halloween candy should last an entire year, not be perishable."

Jolly Rancher Green Apple filling extractor candy FTW.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

82 How many types of Cyanide are there?

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 01:35 PM (F9nWj)

83 Jolly Rancher Green Apple filling extractor candy FTW.
Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Jr5Lq)



I've ripped off a crown or two with those.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:36 PM (ccf/V)

84 I've used most all the painkiller.......

But not morpheme. Never used that. Or fentanyl....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Was reading through paperwork after a minor surgery a few years back. I was administered fentanyl and whatever is the stuff used to counteract it. Made me go, "Hmmmm."

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 28, 2026 01:36 PM (QVS9R)

85 "New York Times tech executive, 40, killed after his elderly in-laws took TURNS shooting him in Bay Area parking lot"

My turn to shoot 'em Lizbeth!

Posted by: Troy Landry at September 28, 2026 01:36 PM (J4Dwc)

86 I've had a therapeutic dose of opiate in my blood since 2006. Hasn't hurt me none.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at September 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Fn+3X)

87 I've been told by several docs that it's okay to stack aspirin and acetaminophen, as they have different mechanisms of action (keeping in mind that, as others have mentioned, you definitely don't want to take too much acetaminophen).

This came in handy after one of my surgeries when I ran out of narcotics too soon and didn't want the hassle of trying to get a refill.

Speaking of, have any of you tried to get a narcotics prescription refilled in the last few decades? You'd probably have more luck growing and processing your own opium poppies. I really don't see how anyone manages to get enough of those to become addicted.

Yeah, yeah, crooked docs, etc.

But still.

It seems like you'd need a crooked doc in collusion with a crooked pharmacy to make that work.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:36 PM (qlLNh)

88 Was reading through paperwork after a minor surgery a few years back. I was administered fentanyl and whatever is the stuff used to counteract it. Made me go, "Hmmmm."
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 28, 2026 01:36 PM (QVS9R)



My step mom went into a panic once when my dad was in the hospital and they were administering it. I told her it was an incredibly small dose and there was nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (ccf/V)

89 Cyanide saved me from the gallows . I recommend it.
Posted by: Zombie Herman Goering

Goering was prescient. Either by accident or on purpose, those hangings were poorly carried out, and the hangees took longer to die than usual.

I think that may have been intentional.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

90 So is this the guy? Since I jumped on the "Black Dahlia Zodiac" story too quickly, I'll reserve judgment.

Don't blame yourself, Ace. Lots of people want to 'solve' these classic cases. Zodiac, Jack the Ripper and Lizzie Borden alone are cottage industries.

As for me, I go along with the hypothesis that "Zodiac" never existed, the Ripper was a Pole named Aaron Kosminski and Lizzie chopped her parents up in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (qRla/)

91 had an old hippie in the '80's lament to me that they took the red dots out of Contact Cold Capsules. Told me the were acid and he and his friends would sit there and empty hundreds of them for it. Said there were 6 to 8 in each capsule and you needed about a spoonful to get high.
I don't know if it's true but knowing this guy I wouldn't doubt it.
Posted by: Reforger at

Sounds like a meth like ingredient. Probably worked.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (sl73Y)

92
How do they blame Trump and make sure the Owebama's get credit for the possible solving of the cold case?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

=================

Haha, it's a white-on-white crime so there's no Wider Significance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (mmrXZ)

93 > Lithuania-Poland had significant Orthodox, Muslim, Jewish, and even Protestant minorities, though it was majority Catholic.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:33 PM (77rzZ)

Right, but those regions didn't wind up in modern Poland.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (qlLNh)

94 "New York Times tech executive, 40, killed after his elderly in-laws took TURNS shooting him in Bay Area parking lot"

My turn to shoot 'em Lizbeth!
Posted by: Troy Landry at September 28, 2026 01:36 PM (J4Dwc)



WTF?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (ccf/V)

95 Trump told us to drink bleach and fish tank cleaner!

Posted by: Brenda Bluehair at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (Fn+3X)

96 82 How many types of Cyanide are there?
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 01:35 PM (F9nWj)
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Fried cyanide, boiled cyanide, grilled cyanide, coconut cyanide, a cyanide etouffee, cyanide gumbo, etc?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:38 PM (cWLG3)

97 Great Weekend for US Cycling, BTW-

US Riders Won the World Cup of Road Cycling (held in Canada) AND the Men's Downhill World Cup (premier) event in Whistler BC.

SUFFAH CANADA

Also.
US rider Aletha Ostgaard won the Women's Junior Event at Whistler and posted the fastest time for ALL Women across the pro and junior categories for the Finals.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 01:38 PM (vNne8)

98 "New York Times tech executive, 40, killed after his elderly in-laws took TURNS shooting him in Bay Area parking lot"

My turn to shoot 'em Lizbeth!

Posted by: Troy Landry




That is going to make Thanksgiving dinner this year a bit uncomfortable.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 01:38 PM (0U5gm)

99
"Zodiac" never existed

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

================

Rlly? How did those people get chopped up?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:38 PM (mmrXZ)

100 "I've used most all the painkiller.......

But not morpheme. Never used that. Or fentanyl...."

Fentanyl, propofol, lidocaine, halothane, hydrocodone, and probably some others doctors/dentists have administered to me.

Hydrocodone doesn't work, BTW. YMMV. Halothane kicks ass!

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 01:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

101 You whitey folks are centering yourselves again. Typical abelist behavior.

Posted by: Soe Noire, What?/Them at September 28, 2026 01:39 PM (sFNX2)

102 Crows know when your close-tag fu is wobbly.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 01:39 PM (0sNs1)

103 All I could see of this new evidence is some homemade cyanide. Well, he was a chemist who killed himself with cyanide, so that is not a connection.

Oh yeah, he also had a map of Chicago. I have a map of chicago. Good thing the murders weren't done with a rock as I have those too and I could be a suspect.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:39 PM (FGJgZ)

104 9 out of 10 people refuse to believe that "stranger danger" is far, far less of a threat than family member.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:25 PM (3cUTc)

And even more dangerous is Mom's new boyfriend.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:39 PM (uhVAy)

105 It always seemed odd to me -- and suspicious -- that they had a dead body in a church with money, a ring full of keys, and a suicide note, but they couldn't identify the guy at the time or in the 40+ years since (until now, supposedly).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

106 Brach’s candy corn is totes good and it’s Autumnal. Just sayin.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 28, 2026 01:40 PM (KGj36)

107 Was reading through paperwork after a minor surgery a few years back. I was administered fentanyl and whatever is the stuff used to counteract it. Made me go, "Hmmmm."
Posted by: She Hobbit

I think fentanyl was part of the cocktail that they gave me for my colonoscopy. Must be really powerful stuff if it can make you sleep like a baby while someone's shoving a camera up your ass.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

108
I think that may have been intentional.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

_________

No, they just hired a dope of a sergeant who lied about his experience. Should have gotten Albert Pierrepont, but this was a US Army show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 01:40 PM (eRlcH)

109 Posted by: Nelly at September 28, 2026 01:33 PM (6+ehB)

Satanic
sex
drag queens

No need to self-censor. We can say these things.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 01:40 PM (8mulE)

110 I thought they had solved the case a month or so later. Guess I remember incorrectly.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (gynjj)

111 All I could see of this new evidence is some homemade cyanide. Well, he was a chemist who killed himself with cyanide, so that is not a connection.

Oh yeah, he also had a map of Chicago. I have a map of chicago. Good thing the murders weren't done with a rock as I have those too and I could be a suspect.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:39 PM (FGJgZ)

Since that was going on at the time he might have just been a copycat wanting to join the "in thing"

Or he was DB Cooper.

Kids today, can't they have their own mysteries?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (uhVAy)

112 The US Men came from behind in the singles matches going 9 1/2 to 2 1/2 to win the President's Cup for the 11 straight time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (ccf/V)

113 > Told me the were acid and he and his friends would sit there and empty hundreds of them for it.
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 01:32 PM (F9nWj)

It used to have belladonna alkoloids in it, which, while they are hallucinogens, aren't the same as LSD (for one thing, they're far more dangerous, and for another the trip is generally considered to be not nearly as much fun).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (qlLNh)

114 Now, Tylenol #3, that really kicked a$$

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (sFNX2)

115 Goering and Himmler had hidden cyanide (Goering's was smuggled to him) and took their own lives in custody.

Goebbels and his wife poisoned their children and then took cyanide themselves. Hitler and Eva both took cyanide, but Hitler also shot himself in case the cyanide didn't work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (qRla/)

116 There was some documentary I watched on this not long ago I think on Netflix that made the case it was someone else that did it. The person even admitted they sent blackmail letter to Johnson and Johnson saying he wanted money or he would continue to lace their product.
I guess that destroys their narrative?

Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (eIzlH)

117 i stopped taking tylenol years ago when i learned that tylenol and alcohol together can really damage your liver. i adopted a simple philosophy: you earned that hangover, now just shut up and enjoy it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (CWTWj)

118
I've used most all the painkiller.......

But not morpheme.

=================

You used about 9 of them right there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (mmrXZ)

119 I blame Ted Koppel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)

120 The worst detail if this all, if I recall correctly, two family members went to the house to try to see what was up with one of the victims. They found them dead and in their grief they looked for some relief. Pain relief. They took some tylenol off the counter and both died.

I think that was the break as police realized there might be a connection to something in the house.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (FGJgZ)

121
>

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (cWLG3)

122 Growing poppies isn't hard. Sow in November. Harvest around June 1. Easy Peasy.

Posted by: Modern Farmer at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (Fn+3X)

123 Reye syndrome was heavily publicized in the early-to-mid 1980s.

1979, 1980 - Researchers first established a strong statistical link between giving aspirin to children with viral infections (like the flu or chickenpox) and the development of Reye syndrome.

Following a peak of 555 cases in 1980, a massive media and public health push began, 1982 - 1986. The U.S. government, alongside organizations like the National Reye's Syndrome Foundation, launched widespread public service announcements (PSAs). Famous figures like Leonard Nimoy and Casey Kasem warned parents on TV and radio not to give aspirin to children.

In its place: Acetaminophen (Tylenol); Ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin).

ALL otc meds have to be carefully evaluated for use vs. the particular patient.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (NFX2v)

124 Still centered?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (cWLG3)

125 "Zodiac" never existed

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

================

Rlly? How did those people get chopped up?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:38 PM (mmrXZ)

Carelessness. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (uhVAy)

126 Don't blame yourself, Ace. Lots of people want to 'solve' these classic cases. Zodiac, Jack the Ripper and Lizzie Borden alone are cottage industries.

As for me, I go along with the hypothesis that "Zodiac" never existed, the Ripper was a Pole named Aaron Kosminski and Lizzie chopped her parents up in Massachusetts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

The case that most fascinates me is D. B. Cooper.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

127 I also had fentanyl administered in my surgeries.

Turns out that there's a difference between being dosed with it by a qualified anesthesiologist and being dosed with it by some dude you met at a rave.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (qlLNh)

128 Must be a div align attribute.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (cWLG3)

129
It was probably a white, Christian, heterosexual oil executive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 01:43 PM (eRlcH)

130 Heroin > Aspirin > Acetaminophen

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at September 28, 2026 01:43 PM (UjdFS)

131 Still centered?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (cWLG3)



Tell me Ace doesn't read the comments without telling me Ace doesn't read the comments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:43 PM (ccf/V)

132 Nice to see they were able to bring Ted Koppel back from the dead to deliver the update on the story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 01:43 PM (guGkK)

133 re: i thought goebbels shot his wife then shot himself, as per 'the downfall'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 28, 2026 01:44 PM (CWTWj)

134 Oh, another point.

If those two relatives hadn't died in the same house, they might have never figured out what was going on. It would have been just a random group of deaths, not tied to any one product.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:44 PM (FGJgZ)

135
It always seemed odd to me -- and suspicious -- that they had a dead body in a church with money, a ring full of keys, and a suicide note, but they couldn't identify the guy at the time or in the 40+ years since (until now, supposedly).
Posted by: Elric The Blade

===================

Yeah, skip the Tylenol storyline and tell us about that church guy. That's mystery enough. Why did he have a fake name in a suicide note? Isn't that where you tell all?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:44 PM (mmrXZ)

136 He was in a Catholic church with enough money to be cremated. I don't think he was Catholic.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:19 PM (k550y)

Polish surname, probably Catholic. I grew up in a neighbor hood populated with families of Eastern European ancestry (including my parents) 99% were Catholic. ALL the Polish familiies were Catholic, nearly all had a picture of the Pope on the living room wall.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 28, 2026 01:24 PM (hmYU4)



I hear ya. I questioned the Catholic part because of his desire for cremation. I may be mistaken, even though I'm Catholic, but I don't think Catholics get cremated. I might be wrong but I know I won't.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (k550y)

137 Some more I suddenly remember: vicodin (does not work,) sodium pentothal (for wisdom tooth extraction,) and those giant acetaminophen horse pills that I always throw away.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

138 Wild lettuce is easy to grow and has pain relieving qualities. Has a milky latex, like poppies. Doesn't store all that well, though.

Posted by: Legal, Safe at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (Fn+3X)

139 Yeah, skip the Tylenol storyline and tell us about that church guy. That's mystery enough. Why did he have a fake name in a suicide note? Isn't that where you tell all?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:44 PM (mmrXZ)




Suicide is a sin. He died in a church. He was trying to fool God.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

140 I think fentanyl was part of the cocktail that they gave me for my colonoscopy. Must be really powerful stuff if it can make you sleep like a baby while someone's shoving a camera up your ass.
Posted by: Bulg
_________

I think they're mostly using propofol now. Good stuff. And it doesn't wipe you out for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (JzUSu)

141 The case that most fascinates me is D. B. Cooper.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

Nah, that's simple. Idiot jumps out of airplane at low level into a forested area. Breaks his damn neck.

The End.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (uhVAy)

142 > Rlly? How did those people get chopped up?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:38 PM (mmrXZ)

Zodiac didn't chop people up... you must be thinking of a different killer.

He (assuming it was a single person) shot most of his victims, though he did stab two.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (qlLNh)

143 You know why Tylenol is a leading cause of liver failure? Because it is one of the most common ways people attempt suicide. It’s toxic to the liver when taken in overdose quantities.

This is fact.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (XFXIk)

144 > Don't blame yourself, Ace. Lots of people want to 'solve' these classic cases. Zodiac, Jack the Ripper and Lizzie Borden alone are cottage industries.

Don't forget the goofballs who think Son of Sam was a group of people.

Note:
The same firearm was used in all killings
Berkowitz possessed that firearm
He had detailed knowledge of the killings
The killings ended with Berkowitz’s arrest

But sketchy eyewitness accounts once saw a tall blonde man, so it was definitely Satanists.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (mkw2N)

145 More than 600 "migrants" just randomly decided now is the right time to try and break into the US. Right before the midterms.

uh huh

>>The U.S. Border Patrol is tracking a migrant caravan that departed San Pedro Sula, Honduras, on September 20, according to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), as the group continues its journey north through Mexico toward the southern border.

>>More than 600 migrants are reportedly traveling north through Mexico in a caravan bound for the U.S. border, a journey that began in Honduras and comes as the Trump administration is clamping down on migration ahead of November’s midterms.

https://tinyurl.com/2p5xk2tw

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (viF8m)

146
121
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Posted by: Chairman LMAO

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Nope.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (mmrXZ)

147 >>114 Now, Tylenol #3, that really kicked a$$

When I lived in Michigan, I would drive across the bridge into Windsor, Canada and buy them without a prescription at a local pharmacy. They were called "222s" for some reason and were kept behind the counter. All you had to do was ask for them.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (J4Dwc)

148 How many types of Cyanide are there?
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 01:35 PM


Cyanide is a Carbon-Nitrogen group. Attach it to any metallic salt (Hydrogen, Sodium, Potassium, etc.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1)

149 Goebbels and his wife poisoned their children and then took cyanide themselves.

Nay, nay. Magda Goebbels poisoned her children, then Goebbels shot his wife in the chest and then shot himself, some say with the "help" of the SS.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)

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151 140 I think fentanyl was part of the cocktail that they gave me for my colonoscopy. Must be really powerful stuff if it can make you sleep like a baby while someone's shoving a camera up your ass.
Posted by: Bulg
_________

I think they're mostly using propofol now. Good stuff. And it doesn't wipe you out for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (JzUSu)
----
Yeah, propofol is the best!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (cWLG3)

152 heh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (s1VwS)

153 Given the shifting borders (the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was friggin' huge, to name just one default nation-state), the Poles are probably lucky they didn't wind up like the Balkans, with Catholics, Orthodox, and Muslims all mixed together.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:31 PM (qlLNh)

Mom was Hungarian and Protestant, Dad was Catholic, both born in 1918 of immigrant parents from the "Old World." We were only one of 4 Protestant families in the old hood. Back in the 50's. Wonderful food, though!! Any house you visited. LOL!

Posted by: Mortimer Snerd at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (hmYU4)

154 I hear ya. I questioned the Catholic part because of his desire for cremation. I may be mistaken, even though I'm Catholic, but I don't think Catholics get cremated. I might be wrong but I know I won't.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (k550y)

Showing up at the second coming as an urn is totally embarrassing.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (uhVAy)

155
I hear ya. I questioned the Catholic part because of his desire for cremation. I may be mistaken, even though I'm Catholic, but I don't think Catholics get cremated. I might be wrong but I know I won't.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (k550y)

_____________

You can be cremated, but your ashes still have to be intermediate in a consecrated cemetery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (eRlcH)

156 re 136: not catholic but i think it's allowed

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (CWTWj)

157 And even more dangerous is Mom's new boyfriend.
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How about the dude that fell in love with his side chick and they plotted and then killed his wife?

They played both of his AI-generated love songs to the GF in full to the the court.

IDK if we can kill him twice but we ought to.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (3cUTc)

158 I think it's obvious the Tylenol was poisoned by a super advanced AI.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (ZJQBk)

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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

160 I hear ya. I questioned the Catholic part because of his desire for cremation. I may be mistaken, even though I'm Catholic, but I don't think Catholics get cremated. I might be wrong but I know I won't.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (k550y)

Plus the suicide part. Catholics are against that too, since it is a sin that can never be forgiven. No chance to repent and all that.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (8mulE)

161 One guy put a razor blade in an apple in an attempt to kill his own kid, and everybody ran wild with it.

Little did Big Apple suspect that its troubles weren't over.

Posted by: 60 Minutes at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)

162 I always assumed that the killer knew one of the victims, and was targeting that victim for murder, but killed others to make it look random

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (L5IBC)

163 I think they're mostly using propofol now. Good stuff. And it doesn't wipe you out for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Loved that shit.

Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (UjdFS)

164 I hear ya. I questioned the Catholic part because of his desire for cremation. I may be mistaken, even though I'm Catholic, but I don't think Catholics get cremated. I might be wrong but I know I won't.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:45 PM (k550y)

My Catholic parents were both cremated. I believe the church allows it now, otherwise they would not have opted for cremation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (PSEDc)

165 Tell me Ace doesn't read the comments without telling me Ace doesn't read the comments.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:43 PM (ccf/V)

Since like 2005 when he called us all morons.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (F9nWj)

166 Satanic
sex
drag queens

No need to self-censor. We can say these things.
Posted by: No Name Today

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Posted by: James Talarico, next TX Senator at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (PkrKm)

167 The case that most fascinates me is D. B. Cooper.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

Nah, that's simple. Idiot jumps out of airplane at low level into a forested area. Breaks his damn neck.

The End.
Posted by: Oldcat

Still fascinates me. The aplomb with which he pulled it off, even though he did probably die in his escape. And who was he?

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

168 "Zodiac" never existed

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

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Rlly? How did those people get chopped up?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:38 PM (mmrXZ)


Based on the books Zodiactually and The Myth of the Zodiac Killer, I believe there's a very good case to be made that the first three deaths (Faraday, Jensen, Ferrin) were because of a combination Hells Angels / Vallejo PD drug ring, the next (Shepard) by a park ranger or a copycat and the last (Stine) by a local restaurant worker with a known habit of robbing cabbies.

The letters? Either created by a Chronicle reporter trying to get the police to look more closely into the drug ring, then added to by either Robert Graysmith or Dave Toschi (depending on whom you believe).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (qRla/)

169 The body is just a vessel for the soul while on God's Earth. Once the host dies, the soul leaves the body, so cremation does nothing to the soul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (ccf/V)

170 96 82 How many types of Cyanide are there?
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 01:35 PM (F9nWj)
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Fried cyanide, boiled cyanide, grilled cyanide, coconut cyanide, a cyanide etouffee, cyanide gumbo, etc?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:38 PM (cWLG3)

Chop it into 9 equal pieces and you gots fricasee'd cyanide, ya ohnnry cur!

Posted by: Y. Sam at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (rje/a)

171 Cyanide is a Carbon-Nitrogen group. Attach it to any metallic salt (Hydrogen, Sodium, Potassium, etc.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1)


Hmm. You seem to know a lot about cyanide.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (guGkK)

172 The song Dire Wolf by the Grateful Dead was written by Hunter/Garcia because Jerry was kind of paranoid about being the next victim of the Zodiac Killer.

Posted by: Please Don't Murder Me at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (Fn+3X)

173 27 The amazing thing to me about this whole episode is that the Tylenol brand survived, and now flourishes.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2026 01:22 PM (bNf8H)

Agreed. The Johnson & Johnson response to the Tylenol crisis became a textbook case in how companies dealt with these types of events going forward.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (0CU3H)

174 158 I think it's obvious the Tylenol was poisoned by a super advanced AI.
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (ZJQBk)
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From the future no less.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (cWLG3)

175
"The bodies of the dead must be treated with respect and charity, in faith and hope of the Resurrection. The burial of the dead is a corporal work of mercy; it honors the children of God, who are temples of the Holy Spirit.

"Autopsies can be morally permitted for legal inquests or scientific research. The free gift of organs after death is legitimate and can be meritorious.

"The Church permits cremation, provided that it does not demonstrate a denial of faith in the resurrection of the body."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (eRlcH)

176 "Still fascinates me. The aplomb with which he pulled it off, even though he did probably die in his escape. And who was he?"

Look up crackpot pilot Dan Gryder. He's all over the Cooper story. Even jumped with Cooper's parachute for lulz.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

177 I always assumed that the killer knew one of the victims, and was targeting that victim for murder, but killed others to make it look random
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (L5IBC)

Despite detective novels that is pretty rare. Most kill who they know, or the kill randoms. the ABC murder stuff isn't common.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (uhVAy)

178 This isn't really true, since the cachet of going to Harvard is the also one of the main reasons people go.

Researchers proved AI has deleted every reason universities exist.

https://tinyurl.com/524erx75

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

179 The case that most fascinates me is D. B. Cooper.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)


Have you read Skyjack by Geoffrey Gray?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (qRla/)

180 > One guy put a razor blade in an apple in an attempt to kill his own kid, and everybody ran wild with it.

I remember police stations volunteering their xray machine to scan people's candy for them on Halloween. We didn't ever do that, but my parents examined our candy's packaging before we were allowed to eat any.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (mkw2N)

181 Tell me Ace doesn't read the comments without telling me Ace doesn't read the comments.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:43 PM


Many Commentators don't, why should Ace?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

182 ooh! you can still get old-style Contact cold meds in Mexico!

I often pick up some bug on the flight down - that stuff is MAGIC at clearing head colds!

next time I'll try pulling out the red bits lol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (j+aD2)

183
https://tinyurl.com/2p5xk2tw
Posted by: JackStraw

=================

Seems odd. Caravans are funded by the Soros ilk, and I can't see a caravan helping the Democrats in 2026, although the media will do its best to show nothing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (mmrXZ)

184 https://shorturl.fm/0nxdc
Posted by: Sponge

Wow. Talk about lower-back problems.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

185 136. but I don't think Catholics get cremated...
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Cremation used to be prohibited for Roman Catholics, but that doctrine started to change with Vatican II. It is now fully allowed. Orthodox Christian churches still prohibit cremation, except in Japan (state rquires cremation).

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Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 01:51 PM (UjdFS)

187
Many Commentators don't, why should Ace?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)



Because Andrew Breitbart said THAT'S where the gold is.....In the COMMENTS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

188 The Catholic Church relented on cremation, but don't like the scattering of ashes bit.

Posted by: What's A Grecian Urn? at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (Fn+3X)

189 Leftward lurch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

190 "Still fascinates me. The aplomb with which he pulled it off, even though he did probably die in his escape. And who was he?"

Look up crackpot pilot Dan Gryder. He's all over the Cooper story. Even jumped with Cooper's parachute for lulz.
Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

That was an era when everyone and his grandmom was hijacking planes and demanding money. The most common word association for "Cuba" was Hijacker.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (uhVAy)

191 Nah, that's simple. Idiot jumps out of airplane at low level into a forested area. Breaks his damn neck.

The End.
---
Yup.
That no body or money was found means nothing.
Spend ten minutes on "person goes missing while hiking with friends" and it's stupid scary how easy one can never be found out in the wild.
Like, "he was right here an hour ago" and they find nothing.
Now do over several thousand square miles.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (3cUTc)

192 Because Andrew Breitbart said THAT'S where the gold is.....In the COMMENTS.

And he's now dead. Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

193 The song Dire Wolf by the Grateful Dead was written by Hunter/Garcia because Jerry was kind of paranoid about being the next victim of the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by: Please Don't Murder Me at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (Fn+3X)



And I'm sure that song sucks as well......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

194 Have you read Skyjack by Geoffrey Gray?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

No. Recommended?

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

195 And he's now dead. Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)



Damn tainted Tylenol......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (ccf/V)

196 Seems odd. Caravans are funded by the Soros ilk, and I can't see a caravan helping the Democrats in 2026, although the media will do its best to show nothing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:50 PM (mmrXZ)

We should stop it at the Honduras-Mexico border.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (uhVAy)

197 Hmm. You seem to know a lot about cyanide.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM


Not as much as Chemjeff knew about cooking steaks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)

198 > 114 Now, Tylenol #3, that really kicked a$$
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 01:41 PM (sFNX2)

Yeah, the hydrocodone-acetaminophen I've had recently wasn't as good as I remember Tylenol #3 being.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (qlLNh)

199 Chop it into 9 equal pieces and you gots fricasee'd cyanide, ya ohnnry cur!
Posted by: Y. Sam at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (rje/a)

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Posted by: Youtube Smoked Cyanide add at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (F9nWj)

200 The case that most fascinates me is D. B. Cooper.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

Nah, that's simple. Idiot jumps out of airplane at low level into a forested area. Breaks his damn neck.

The End.
Posted by: Oldcat

Still fascinates me. The aplomb with which he pulled it off, even though he did probably die in his escape. And who was he?
Posted by: Bulg

==

So crazy story. I have a relative that was a hot shot pilot. He said he "knew" a guy that he was sure was DB Cooper and he all but admitted it. I just sort of brushed it off. It was well before my time and I never even really cared. He then told the backstory that this guy was like an elite paratrooper, he been interviewed several times by the FBI but he had an alibi.

He then showed me a picture of his friend, absolute dead ringer for the infamous sketch of him that everyone refers to.

Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (eIzlH)

201 The song Dire Wolf by the Grateful Dead was written by Hunter/Garcia because Jerry was kind of paranoid about being the next victim of the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by: Please Don't Murder Me at September 28, 2026 01:49 PM (Fn+3X)


And I'm sure that song sucks as well......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

Wait, there's no Wolf in the zodiac. What kind of allusion is that?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:54 PM (uhVAy)

202 >>Seems odd. Caravans are funded by the Soros ilk, and I can't see a caravan helping the Democrats in 2026, although the media will do its best to show nothing.

The media is already covering it. We are now in the turn out your vote stage of the election. The left gave up pretending they want secure borders and no illegals a long time ago.

Now they are openly running on opening the borders if they take back the government. They and the media will use this to gin up enthusiasm on the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

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Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 28, 2026 01:54 PM (PkrKm)

204
There's no evidence the guy was Catholic. Looks more like he stumbled into a Catholic church -- probably because the door was open.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)

205 We should stop it at the Honduras-Mexico border.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (uhVAy)



I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like...border security.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (k550y)

206 >>And I'm sure that song sucks as well......

You'd be wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (viF8m)

207 "Skyjack by Geoffrey Gray"

Free to read and download at archive.org:
https://tinyurl.com/2jakfcdw

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

208 He then showed me a picture of his friend, absolute dead ringer for the infamous sketch of him that everyone refers to.
Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (eIzlH)

So was about 80 percent of the male population, you long haired hippies.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (uhVAy)

209 Yeah, skip the Tylenol storyline and tell us about that church guy. That's mystery enough. Why did he have a fake name in a suicide note? Isn't that where you tell all?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

-------------------------------------------

People have all kinds of reasons for doing that kind of stuff.
The problem is that the surviving family is useless in explaining it because they are usually part of the problem. They either go into denial, go into defense, or are just oblivious.

- and re Catholics --- I think they have relented on suicide, saying the person was of "unsound mind" and didn't know what they were doing so not their fault.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (FGJgZ)

210 The Catholic Church relented on cremation, but don't like the scattering of ashes bit.
Posted by: What's A Grecian Urn?

I'm Protestant, and I don't get the scattering of ashes thing. I'm not a big fan of cremation, either, but at least if your ashes are buried you can still have a headstone.

I want a big ol' headstone where my descendants can come to cry and lay flowers.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

211 Seems odd. Caravans are funded by the Soros ilk, and I can't see a caravan helping the Democrats in 2026, although the media will do its best to show nothing.

The media is already covering it. We are now in the turn out your vote stage of the election. The left gave up pretending they want secure borders and no illegals a long time ago.

Now they are openly running on opening the borders if they take back the government. They and the media will use this to gin up enthusiasm on the left.
Posted by: JackStraw

==

A caravan of migrants and everyone will forget about Iran and gas prices. It's like a reverse Soros move.

Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 01:56 PM (eIzlH)

212 That no body or money was found means nothing.
Spend ten minutes on "person goes missing while hiking with friends" and it's stupid scary how easy one can never be found out in the wild.
Like, "he was right here an hour ago" and they find nothing.
Now do over several thousand square miles.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:52 PM (3cUTc)

If I found some dead body in the wilderness, I would let the authorities know.

Unless...
If along with the body there was a huge amount of cash. Then I might just grab the cash and say nothing.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 01:56 PM (8mulE)

213
You'd be wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (viF8m)



I'm quite sure I'm not, since they sucked royally.


But I don't do drugs or smoke copious amounts of weed, so........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:56 PM (ccf/V)

214 There's no evidence the guy was Catholic. Looks more like he stumbled into a Catholic church -- probably because the door was open.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)

Poland is pretty heavily Catholic. It's a reasonable assumption.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:56 PM (uhVAy)

215
The left gave up pretending they want secure borders and no illegals a long time ago.

Now they are openly running on opening the borders if they take back the government. They and the media will use this to gin up enthusiasm on the left.
Posted by: JackStraw

================

I know they hate ICE, but I thought they were at least pretending that they care about border control. Didn't they even boast that Biden had secure borders lolol?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:57 PM (mmrXZ)

216 I want a big ol' headstone where my descendants can come to cry and lay flowers.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

or dance and point at you. Either way its a party.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:57 PM (uhVAy)

217 147. They were called "222s" for some reason and were kept behind the counter. All you had to do was ask for them.
-------------------------------------------------
When I was a kid I'd get really bad stomach pain. My mom would go the drug store and sign for Paregoric. It knocked the pain right out and actually left me feeling pretty good. Can't do that today. Junkies ruined everything.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 01:57 PM (sFNX2)

218 I know they hate ICE, but I thought they were at least pretending that they care about border control. Didn't they even boast that Biden had secure borders lolol?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:57 PM (mmrXZ)

there's only so many cards in their hands. Looks like Trump needs to cut the UN budget one more time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)

219 And I'm sure that song sucks as well......
Posted by: Sponge

No, Mr. Sponge, it's a wonderful song. Robert Hunter may have been the finest poet/lyricist of the second half of the Twentieth Century. He is firmly installed in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of the Grateful Dead, although he was not a performer.

Posted by: Show Some Respect at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (Fn+3X)

220 He then showed me a picture of his friend, absolute dead ringer for the infamous sketch of him that everyone refers to.
Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (eIzlH)

So was about 80 percent of the male population, you long haired hippies.
Posted by: Oldcat

===

I get what youre saying, but this really was a crazy match. I snapped a picture of him and showed someone else and they couldnt believe it.

Who knows

This guys name have never really showed up as their prime suspects, but he had the background to do it, was the right age and everything. Enough to where the FBI interviewed him multiple times.

Posted by: Leupold at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (eIzlH)

221 Have you read Skyjack by Geoffrey Gray?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

No. Recommended?
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)


It's OK. I see above where you can read it for free. I'd recommend that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (qRla/)

222 There's no evidence the guy was Catholic. Looks more like he stumbled into a Catholic church -- probably because the door was open.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)

Poland is pretty heavily Catholic. It's a reasonable assumption.
Posted by: Oldcat

The church was in Idaho.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

223 >since it is a sin that can never be forgiven.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (8mulE)

I'm not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure that's no longer official Catholic doctrine. Something-something-mental-illness, something-something-extreme-anguish.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (qlLNh)

224 No, Mr. Sponge, it's a wonderful song. Robert Hunter may have been the finest poet/lyricist of the second half of the Twentieth Century. He is firmly installed in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of the Grateful Dead, although he was not a performer.
Posted by: Show Some Respect at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (Fn+3X)



Heh. The Rock n' Roll HoF is a joke, so don't hang your hat on that, kind sir.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:59 PM (ccf/V)

225
Poland is pretty heavily Catholic. It's a reasonable assumption.
Posted by: Oldcat

The church was in Idaho.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

__________

*looks at map*

Close enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 01:59 PM (eRlcH)

226 It's OK. I see above where you can read it for free. I'd recommend that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Thanks.

Oh, and that Ripperologist magazine is really interesting. As your column at the end.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

227 > Junkies ruined everything.
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 01:57 PM (sFNX2)

Yep. See also: cough medicine with codeine.

That shit worked great.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:59 PM (qlLNh)

228 Remember, we also used to live in a society where you could walk up to the counter, same-day, pay with cash and walk to the boarding area.

No security.

And those seeing you off didn't need a ticket.

Same on arrival, they could meet you at the gate.

Now you get to show up 2+ hours early and enter the "grope lottory" where an 80-IQ DEI molests you 'cause the computer randomly said you might be a muslim terrorist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:59 PM (3cUTc)

229 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 28, 2026 01:59 PM (G4zM/)

230
The church was in Idaho.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)



There's a pretty significant white supremacy population in Idaho......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:00 PM (ccf/V)

231 lowed from art thread-

315 When I first looked at that paiting I thought 'Dang, that woman giving birth to a full-grown man.'
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 02:00 PM (LHPAg)

232 >>I know they hate ICE, but I thought they were at least pretending that they care about border control. Didn't they even boast that Biden had secure borders lolol?

You live in California, right? Do you see a single Democrat politician in California pretending they want to deport illegals?

Open borders not just in the US but around the world has been a bedrock principle of the WEF/UN globalist left for decades. It's how they win elections. They aren't giving it up without a fight. An ongoing fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)

233 I've been reliably informed by the Internet Clancy Clan that all crimes are committed by the husband, ex-husband, or scorned ex-boyfriend. So that must be it with the Tylenol.

Posted by: Wally at September 28, 2026 02:01 PM (TIEGo)

234 The left gave up pretending they want secure borders and no illegals a long time ago.
Posted by: JackStraw
================
I know they hate ICE, but I thought they were at least pretending that they care about border control. Didn't they even boast that Biden had secure borders lolol?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I'd say mainstream Dems still pretend to believe in secure borders and controlled immigration. They like to say Obama was the Deporter in Chief but managed to do it in a humanitarian way unlike that murderous Trump that terrorized people.

They all actually SUPPORT unlimited 3rd world immigration, but realize they have to lie to get enough independent voters to still win elections.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 02:01 PM (PkrKm)

235 Six minutes of Sarah Vaughan:
youtube.com/watch?v=lJXLqAutql4

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 02:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

236 Ted Koppel looking quite young there!!

BTW I’d never before noticed the similarities in looks between Koppel and Marv Alpert. Separated at birth?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (xAoHD)

237 > Junkies ruined everything.
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 01:57 PM (sFNX2)

Yep. See also: cough medicine with codeine.

That shit worked great.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:59 PM (qlLNh)

My cough medicine is cinnamon hard candy. It works great. I keep them on me because if unchecked the cough can make me ill.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)

238 226 *as is*

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (77rzZ)

239 I know they hate ICE, but I thought they were at least pretending that they care about border control. Didn't they even boast that Biden had secure borders lolol?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 01:57 PM (mmrXZ)


Hohman says that ICE has recovered around 157,000 "missing migrant children" who were in forced labor and sex trafficked, so this could be a desperate attempt by teh Dems at resupply

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

240 since it is a sin that can never be forgiven.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 01:47 PM (8mulE)

I'm not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure that's no longer official Catholic doctrine. Something-something-mental-illness, something-something-extreme-anguish.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (qlLNh)



My understanding is the only unforgivable sin is taking the Lord's name in vain. And that doesn't mean cursing as in saying godammit, but in using Him to advance your own agenda. Or things to that effect.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (k550y)

241 Hey ace, we have a few acres and crows come by. The wife has made friends (used loosely) by putting out a hard boiled egg on a hay bale out back every day. When she forgets they make a crap load of noise. They never approach the egg if we are on the deck, but we see them from the kitchen window. The crow pecks a hole in the shell so he can grab it and fly away. Sometimes they eat some of it on the hay bale. Just sayin.

Posted by: Chubby the cat at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (BN5Wj)

242 O/T: I just finished formatting my new Theda Bara novel and submitted a proof copy request. With any luck, the book should be for sale early next month.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM (qRla/)

243
I'm not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure that's no longer official Catholic doctrine. Something-something-mental-illness, something-something-extreme-anguish.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (qlLNh)

___________

"If suicide is committed with the intention of setting an example, especially to the young, it also takes on the gravity of scandal. Voluntary co-operation in suicide is contrary to the moral law.

"Grave psychological disturbances, anguish, or grave fear of hardship, suffering, or torture can diminish the responsibility of the one committing suicide.

"We should not despair of the eternal salvation of persons who have taken their own lives. By ways known to him alone, God can provide the opportunity for salutary repentance. The Church prays for persons who have taken their own lives."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM (eRlcH)

244 I always assumed that the killer knew one of the victims, and was targeting that victim for murder, but killed others to make it look random
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (L5IBC)

Reminds me of the plot to Lil' Jack Reacher (the Tom Cruise movie).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM (cWLG3)

245 There's a pretty significant white supremacy population in Idaho......
Posted by: Sponge

And Brian Stelter lookalikes.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

246 My understanding is the only unforgivable sin is taking the Lord's name in vain. And that doesn't mean cursing as in saying godammit, but in using Him to advance your own agenda. Or things to that effect.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (k550y)

Despair is the unforgivable sin, since you are saying God can't make things better.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM (uhVAy)

247 172 The song Dire Wolf by the Grateful Dead...
--------------------------------------------------
Interesting side note that scientists recently claimed they could bring back the dire wolf species through cloning. Most folks thought of some obscure TV show ("Game of Thorns'? I dunno), but I immediately thought of the Dead song. I must be old. And obscure.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM (sFNX2)

248 The Tylenol Murders were a big step along the path from a high-trust to a low-trust society. Not only was it murder, but a crime against civilization.

Posted by: pikkumatti at September 28, 2026 02:04 PM (eTiH0)

249 Reminds me of the plot to Lil' Jack Reacher (the Tom Cruise movie).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM (cWLG3)

And about 700 other mysteries. In the last 5 years probably.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:04 PM (uhVAy)

250 My understanding is the only unforgivable sin is taking the Lord's name in vain. And that doesn't mean cursing as in saying godammit, but in using Him to advance your own agenda. Or things to that effect.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (k550y)



Uh oh......don't tell that to Talarico who just threw down biblical type garbage on his Xcrement feed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (ccf/V)

251 "The crow pecks a hole in the shell so he can grab it and fly away."

Yup! For crows: hard boiled eggs. For jays: peanuts in the shell. Sure fire bird attractors. Keeps em coming back.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

252 Poland is pretty heavily Catholic. It's a reasonable assumption.
Posted by: Oldcat

The church was in Idaho.
Posted by: Bulg

Poland is IN Idaho. Dumbass.

Posted by: Secretary of Defense from Idiocracy at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (PkrKm)

253 241 Hey ace, we have a few acres and crows come by. The wife has made friends (used loosely) by putting out a hard boiled egg on a hay bale out back every day. When she forgets they make a crap load of noise. They never approach the egg if we are on the deck, but we see them from the kitchen window. The crow pecks a hole in the shell so he can grab it and fly away. Sometimes they eat some of it on the hay bale. Just sayin.
Posted by: Chubby the cat at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (BN5Wj)
---
Good thing they don't prefer a ribeye!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (cWLG3)

254 I remember this very vividly, though I was only thirteen at the time.

Even in Hawai'i, the panic was real.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (X7pZH)

255 "Dire Wolves" sound like something we should not bring back.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (F9nWj)

256 "children in cages" actually motivated some women to vote.
They even put bumper stickers on their cars.

Never mind the children were put there by Obama.
And that was due to the flood of illegals encouraged by Democrats.
What was important is, we need to vote for the party of no borders, refuse to enforce democratically passed laws, so these kids won't cry.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (3cUTc)

257 They all actually SUPPORT unlimited 3rd world immigration, but realize they have to lie to get enough independent voters to still win elections.


Communists, aka Democrats, HAVE to lie. About everything. They'd never get elected dog-catcher if they told the truth about what they really want.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (k550y)

258 I'm not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure that's no longer official Catholic doctrine. Something-something-mental-illness, something-something-extreme-anguish.
==
Well to be a sin you have to choose it freely and with knowledge that it is a sin. If your will is impaired to the extent you don't have free choice, or you are under compulsion then its not a mortal sin.

No third party is really is in a position to read somebody else's mental state at that point. With rare exceptions like jumping out of burning building that has no other escape and you are being roasted alive.

So its one of those things that is left to the Lord to sort out. Although they really don't like to get into public discussions of it, least those with tendencies think they have an out.

Posted by: Not Fr. Guido Sarducci but at September 28, 2026 02:06 PM (anL5R)

259 "New York Times tech executive, 40, killed after his elderly in-laws took TURNS shooting him in Bay Area parking lot"

If this where we call for the removal of voting rights from all elderly people with married children?

We haven't had a good hair-on-fire psy-op in at least a week.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 02:06 PM (vJrRc)

260
Even in Hawai'i, the panic was real.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (X7pZH)



I lived on the outskirts of the Chicagoland area.......It was VERY real.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:07 PM (ccf/V)

261 Hey! We are no longer centered! But do we have to be left-justified? Just sayin'

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 02:07 PM (sFNX2)

262 Uh oh......don't tell that to Talarico who just threw down biblical type garbage on his Xcrement feed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (ccf/V)



That's exactly what I'm referring to. And those like him. Serpents all.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:08 PM (k550y)

263 My understanding is the only unforgivable sin is taking the Lord's name in vain. And that doesn't mean cursing as in saying godammit, but in using Him to advance your own agenda. Or things to that effect.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (k550y)

IIRC, Jesus taught the only unforgivable sin was attributing his works to Beelzebub. He’d cast out some demons and his critics said it did through the power of Satan. Jesus called that a blasphemy against the Holy Spirit and therefore unforgivable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 02:08 PM (xAoHD)

264 Halloween in 1982 in the Chicago area sucked royal ass.

It drives me to maximize every Halloween since, kind of like 2020 has driven me to never pass up a trip to the water park.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 28, 2026 02:08 PM (qwx/I)

265 "Dire Wolves" sound like something we should not bring back.
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (F9nWj)

Try Huge Fluffy Wuffies, it play better on TV. They are just large wolves, adapted to bringing down larger game in the Pleisocene. Like Sabertooths in the Americas. Big game needs bigger cats to hunt them.

Sabertoothyness is apparently a perennial adaptation for cats of all sizes in history. It has popped up quite a few times in unrelated cat species. Cat breeders need to work on that, Saber toothed Persians.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:08 PM (uhVAy)

266
They all actually SUPPORT unlimited 3rd world immigration, but realize they have to lie to get enough independent voters to still win elections.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

===================

That's how I see it. A well publicized caravan seems like the wrong move for Dems.

Although it will set up a confrontation between Trump and Mexico. All those people should be sent back to Guatemala to apply for asylum if that's what they intend to do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 02:09 PM (mmrXZ)

267
Sabertoothyness is apparently a perennial adaptation for cats of all sizes in history. It has popped up quite a few times in unrelated cat species. Cat breeders need to work on that, Saber toothed Persians.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:08 PM (uhVAy)

__________

Opposable thumbs. That's dangerous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 02:09 PM (eRlcH)

268 Even in Hawai'i, the panic was real.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 28, 2026 02:05 PM (X7pZH)


I lived on the outskirts of the Chicagoland area.......It was VERY real.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:07 PM (ccf/V)

I moved to Chicago a little after that. Always a contrarian.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

269 Although it will set up a confrontation between Trump and Mexico. All those people should be sent back to Guatemala to apply for asylum if that's what they intend to do.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 02:09 PM (mmrXZ)



Trump should remind Mexico that they are required to claim asylum in the first country they come to........Not be trafficked another 1400 miles.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:10 PM (ccf/V)

270 Sabertoothyness is apparently a perennial adaptation for cats of all sizes in history. It has popped up quite a few times in unrelated cat species. Cat breeders need to work on that, Saber toothed Persians.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:08 PM (uhVAy)


Persians are OK, but I would draw the line at Siamese or Abyssinians

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 02:10 PM (rbvCR)

271 "And he's now dead...."

The hell you say! He's with me and Elvis helping out at our Saginaw KFC!

Posted by: Bigfoot at September 28, 2026 02:10 PM (rje/a)

272 Sabertoothyness is apparently a perennial adaptation for cats of all sizes in history. It has popped up quite a few times in unrelated cat species. Cat breeders need to work on that, Saber toothed Persians.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:08 PM (uhVAy)

__________

Opposable thumbs. That's dangerous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 02:09 PM (eRlcH)

Polydactyls already have that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

273 Test

Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:11 PM (J2VQX)

274 I always assumed that the killer knew one of the victims, and was targeting that victim for murder, but killed others to make it look random
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 28, 2026 01:48 PM (L5IBC)


That's been the basis for a number of Jack the Ripper 'solutions.'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 28, 2026 02:11 PM (qRla/)

275 The only mortal sin is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.

And its self evident - logical - because according to doctrine, by condemning the Holy Spirit you are closing your own pathway to God.

That's the logic behind it, I'm not justifying what the Bible says. Just saying it makes sense to me.

There were contemporaries of Jesus that claimed what He was doing was sorcery from the Devil. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, who is not Satan.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (ZJQBk)

276 "New York Times tech executive, 40, killed after his elderly in-laws took TURNS shooting him in Bay Area parking lot"

If this where we call for the removal of voting rights from all elderly people with married children?

We haven't had a good hair-on-fire psy-op in at least a week.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 02:06 PM (vJrRc)

That or mandatory time on the gun range for seniors.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (uhVAy)

277 Nood Big Lipped Reporter

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (vJrRc)

278 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (ccf/V)

279 With humaties luck we would bring back the dire wolf only to find out it is smarter and breeds faster than hogs.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (F9nWj)

280 Muldoon will soon be regaling us of the misadventures of the Dire Wolf when Polesmoker Polis unleashes the clones on the public in Colorado. The limericks will be amazing.

Posted by: Six Hundred Pounds Of Sin... at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Fn+3X)

281 I had an encounter with the Holy Spirit when I didn't even really know that could happen. But I still knew it was the Holy Spirit. Kind of wild.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (ZJQBk)

282 Off topic, but how do I access the comments from this classic Kaboom Cereal post?

Not to comment, but just to read.

Thank you.

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/343109.php

Posted by: EFG at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (J2VQX)

283 >>The most common word association for "Cuba" was Hijacker.

Met a guy around 1980 who claimed to have hijacked a plane to Cuba. Must have looked skeptical, because a few days later he showed me a book on hijackings: it had photos of some of the hijackers, and he was one of them.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 28, 2026 02:14 PM (NcvvS)

284 >>The most common word association for "Cuba" was Hijacker.

Met a guy around 1980 who claimed to have hijacked a plane to Cuba. Must have looked skeptical, because a few days later he showed me a book on hijackings: it had photos of some of the hijackers, and he was one of them.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 28, 2026 02:14 PM (NcvvS)

It was a meme before meme's existed.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:15 PM (uhVAy)

285 O/T: I just finished formatting my new Theda Bara novel and submitted a proof copy request. With any luck, the book should be for sale early next month.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM


Cool. Hard copy or e-book?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (bFu5X)

286 >>You'd be wrong.


1980 Acoustic Set Dire Wolfs were the Best Dire Wolfs.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 02:17 PM (vNne8)

287 That or mandatory time on the gun range for seniors.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 02:12 PM (uhVAy)
___

Once the horses go back to the daughter's spread in a few weeks., we'll be building our own range.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 28, 2026 02:17 PM (X7pZH)

288 "Surprised it took until the 80's for incidents to suggest it is a prudent safety measure.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 28, 2026 01:33 PM (QVS9R) "

useta have a high trust society, back in the Before Time

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 02:19 PM (VyBeY)

289 RE: The approaching caravan.

The left/media complex NEEDS a photograph of armed U.S. forces facing down 'migrants' at the border to show how heartless and mean-spirited Trump is.

They're DESPERATE for a picture in which soldiers bring weapons to bear on a caravan, no matter what that caravan is doing. They'll crop it so it's troops drawing down on unarmed migrants.

Think Kent State.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 28, 2026 02:20 PM (gLYp7)

290 great story. compelling and rich.

Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Bep7s)

291 I had an encounter with the Holy Spirit when I didn't even really know that could happen. But I still knew it was the Holy Spirit. Kind of wild.
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:13 PM (ZJQBk)
___

When I look back at my life, He protected me, even when I was at my most destructive.

It is wild that the Creator of the universe has such a vested interest in me.

It is even more wild that He loves me so much, He died for me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (X7pZH)

292 236 Ted Koppel looking quite young there!!

BTW I’d never before noticed the similarities in looks between Koppel and Marv Alpert. Separated at birth?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 02:02 PM (xAoHD)
Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 02:34 PM (LHPAg)

293 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 28, 2026 02:23 PM (X7pZH)

It is crazy when you realize that.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 02:39 PM (ZJQBk)

294 I read the article last week, and this guy would have fit in perfectly in Pooky's old career field. One of the more notable expulsions was a guy who had a kidnapping kit ready to go in his trunk to kidnap a state legislator, because he knew the guy regularly visited a local "woman of the night." He didn't have any animus against the guy, he just looked at it as an interesting job to pull off.

Pooky's career field was essentially ticking time bombs that the USAF hoped and prayed to never be around when they went off.

Posted by: pookysgirl is glad Pooky's out at September 28, 2026 02:53 PM (Wt5PA)

295 Just don't anybody try to tell me he murdered the Black Dahlia.

Posted by: Paco at September 28, 2026 03:12 PM (2L+MU)

296 I somehow forgot about this. Thanks, Ace.

I will blame out first baby boy occupying my mind that year. I'm sure I was horrified at the time.

During this time as well there was a kidnapper of blonde boys in our area. I became crazy Mama Bear after this.

The innocence we had pre 9/11 that my grandchildren will sadly never know.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (hzuYO)

Five Middle Eastern "UK Nationals" Arrested In Plot to Bomb Fairfield, UK Air Force Base Used by B-1 Bombers

Five Middle Eastern and, for some reason, shirtless men were spotted by farmers acting suspiciously near the Fairfield, UK air force base.


middleeasternUKnationals.jpg


Police arrested them.

Five men who were arrested on suspicion of explosive and terrorism offences after a major incident was declared at an RAF airbase in the west of England are due to be released on police bail.

Three vans were spotted near RAF Fairford in the early hours of Sunday morning and the police were called, before a huge police operation in Gloucestershire saw the area put under cordon.

Head of Counter Terrorism Policing (CTP) Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor said on Monday that officers were exploring "multiple lines of inquiry", including whether proxies or individuals knowingly or unknowingly working on behalf of a foreign state were involved.

The five men are all UK nationals in their 20s from London.


...

Gloucestershire Police said it received a call about "three suspicious vehicles" travelling towards RAF Fairford at 00:45 BST on Sunday.

Five men were later arrested by its officers near Whelford, a village which lies directly east of the base.

A bomb disposal team was also deployed to the village to examine a number of vehicles, police said, around which a 400m (1,312ft) cordon is in place.

Aerial pictures showed a remote-controlled robot approaching two stationary white vans in a wooded area, though its use has not been confirmed by police.

CTP is leading the investigation into the incident. The BBC understands the operation was not intelligence led.

A cordon remains in place around the scene as counter-terrorism investigators continue their work.

Supposedly the terrorists are "UK Nationals."

That is, immigrants granted citizenship.


Sophy Ridge
@SophyRidgeSky

BREAK: Five men arrested over RAF Fairford are all UK nationals, all from London, all in their early twenties

The media always high-fives each other at the "victory" of discovering that Muslim terrorists are technically citizens. They get to say "it wasn't an immigrant, racist!" without noting that they are almost all immigrants granted citizenship, or the offspring of immigrants.

They don't understand that it hurts their deranged ideological position that these are technically "citizens." It shows that that the naturalization process does not work and that people from Muslim countries retain their culture including the cultural approval of jihadi violence.

Just Saying.
@Baz704

Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale who beheaded Lee rigby were UK nationals as was:

Salman Abedi: M/C bomber: 22 dead
Khurram Shazad Butt: 2017 London Bridge: 8 dead
Usman Khan: 2019 London Bridge stabbings: 2 dead
Mohammed Siddique Khan, Shazad Tanweer, Jermaine Lindsay, and Hasib Hussain. 7/7/05 London bombings: 52 dead
I could go on.

Eighty-five nearby homes have been evacuated as a security measure.

Left-wing "news" outlets like the Guardian are of course hiding the terrorists' identities.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:10 PM (bFu5X)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:11 PM (ccf/V)

3 Motives unknown to police.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (ccf/V)

4 The BBC understands the operation was not intelligence led.

Is this not also the story of the BBC?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (bFu5X)

5 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (bFu5X)

6 Someone posted earlier that they're already out on bail....or at least some of them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (ccf/V)

7 Five Middle Eastern and, for some reason, shirtless men

Cue the "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" meme.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (2ocoG)

8 BTW... the woman who called the authorities later, when talking with reporters, said there were more like 20 men.

If true, why were only 5 detained?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 12:13 PM (RORbl)

9 They are not in custody. They were released on bail today.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:13 PM (viF8m)

10 Five Middle Eastern and, for some reason, shirtless men were spotted

How long before Rolling Stone has them on the cover?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:13 PM (bFu5X)

11 If you ever have the chance to watch Four Lions (2010), do.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 28, 2026 12:13 PM (4NO2D)

12 I don't think they started shirtless Ace...standard protocol when you have known bombers is to find all bombs...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2026 12:13 PM (tOcjL)

13 9 They are not in custody. They were released on bail today.

I'd say that can't possibly be true, nobody could be that stupid, but, well, modern England.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

14 I don't think they started shirtless Ace...standard protocol when you have known bombers is to find all bombs...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2026 12:13 PM (tOcjL)


Well -- we ALL started shirtless, didn't we?

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 12:14 PM (ZV+zn)

15 How gay is Wes Streeting, refusing to comment on why they citizen could not get anyone to answer the phone at the Ministry of Defense? Then, the citizen tried emergency 911 equivalent, and also got nowhere. Finally, calling the local police directly worked.

After three phone call attempts, finally someone rolled out to look at the vans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (jqOSA)

16 Were these twinks plotting a terror attack or making gay porn?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

17 Im surprised they haven't yet arrested the farmer who called it in.


A lost, sad country.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (lCppi)

18 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)

19 BBC over the weekend blurred the faces of those in that same photo because....well, of course they did.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (J4Dwc)

20 STOP!!
Don't bomb me there
RAF bases are
my NO NO square

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (Iwv3U)

21 Their motive may never be known, authorities vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (4NO2D)

22 "Five men remain in custody on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act after Gloucestershire police declared a major incident near RAF Fairford."
___________

It's hard to pronounce "Gloucestershire" than guess the nationality of these five scumbags.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

23 Well -- we ALL started shirtless, didn't we?

I did, but only because I was too sexy for my shirt.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

24 All of them are apparently named some variation of "Mohammed", as the Amish will do.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 12:16 PM (jqOSA)

25 Released on bail.

By whom?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:16 PM (ccf/V)

26 Five Middle Eastern and, for some reason, shirtless men

Cue the "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" meme.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (2ocoG)
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Maybe they were out in the field trying to attract a mate from the local sheep population.

Who are we to judge?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 12:16 PM (FZ29D)

27 Middle Eastern, or North African? Not Angles or Saxons, at any rate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:17 PM (peOdB)

28 Very first thing I heard about this story was their pussy PM saying "no one jump to conclusions".

We live in truly stupid times.

Especially considering the forbidden conclusions were the correct ones and he knew it. Stupid stupid times.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:17 PM (ZJQBk)

29 >>I'd say that can't possibly be true, nobody could be that stupid, but, well, modern England.

It's absolutely true.

And they didn't start off shirtless. Their shirts were removed to check for suicide vests.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:17 PM (viF8m)

30 The real threat is your lack of tolerance!

Posted by: British Official Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:17 PM (anL5R)

31 Here's a funny AI cartoon where they remade Road Runner gags with "Goat Runner".

https://x.com/Le_Crapaud47/status/2101725618236723355

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

32 CAIR warns against backlash from next Friday's terror attack.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 28, 2026 12:18 PM (4NO2D)

33 Of course the law enforcement person in charge is a female.

Posted by: Because it has to be that way at September 28, 2026 12:18 PM (2Ez/1)

34
Hey! Look over here! What are those despicable Sussex's up to today?

-YouTube traffic in response

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 12:18 PM (Y8DZL)

35 So, let me get this straight.......

5 men were caught in 3 vans carrying explosives. Enough explosives to warrant the evacuation of over 80 people in the surrounding town, are suspected of heading to a military base, and the UK decided they were WORTHY of BAIL!???!

Good bye, Britain. It was nice knowing you.......ish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:18 PM (ccf/V)

36 Just British lads having a little mischief. No big.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2026 12:18 PM (sl73Y)

37 I’m now to the point where I believe, sadly, it’s inevitable we’re going to endure another 9/11 type attack… sometime in the next decade I think it’s inevitable. Maybe (hopefully) it happens in Europe instead; they’ve imported more terrorists.

I don’t want it to happen anywhere but the number of radicals is increasing and we’re becoming more complacent as a society

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 12:19 PM (xAoHD)

38 "while asking the public not to speculate"

We certainly can't have that.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2026 12:19 PM (bNf8H)

39 Neighbors say they were just turning their lives around and on their way to a Koran study.

Posted by: Local media at September 28, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)

40 5 men were caught in 3 vans carrying explosives. Enough explosives to warrant the evacuation of over 80 people in the surrounding town, are suspected of heading to a military base, and the UK decided they were WORTHY of BAIL!???!

There was also some kind of stupid statement about how discussing the plot is racist.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:19 PM (2ocoG)

41 BTW... the woman who called the authorities later, when talking with reporters, said there were more like 20 men.

If true, why were only 5 detained?
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Because they were the ones that got caught. The other dozen or so are at large. This is why they evacuated 85 homes. They expect that the missing will try and fade into the background, but if cornered could do a home invasion and take hostages.

Posted by: Chief Inspector Obvious at September 28, 2026 12:19 PM (anL5R)

42 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 12:19 PM (3hem/)

43 Not Angles or Saxons, at any rate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Angles and Saxons were only able to invade Britain because they had the Joots with them, and the Joots controlled the weather.


Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ)

44 >Released on bail.

>By whom?

>>Five men arrested on suspicion of terror offences near RAF Fairford on Sunday are being released on bail, says the head of UK counter terrorism policing

https://tinyurl.com/32kszsjb

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)

45 The BBC understands the operation was not intelligence led.

Apparently, the police bond policy is the same.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 12:20 PM (2WIwB)

46 5 UK Nationals from London, you say?

It must be those frisky lads, Cuthbert, Cedric, Percival, Alfred and Cornelius!

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2026 12:20 PM (lCppi)

47 Thank goodness there's no rush to judgment!

British officials grant bail to terror suspects who targeted military base with explosives

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 12:20 PM (ndZc7)

48 They mamas say they goot boys and jes fell in with the wrong crowd.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 12:21 PM (MWfyi)

49 Won't someone think of the backlash the Muslim community is sure to face over this incredibly common occurrence?

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 12:21 PM (oqH4h)

50 I did, but only because I was too sexy for my shirt.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:16 PM


Years ago over at IMAO I won High Praise for my "I'm Too Sexy for Jihad" caption of a pic of some terrorist kid posing like a Rolling Stone cover model. I'll take the little Ws in life.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:21 PM (bFu5X)

51 "How long before Rolling Stone has them on the cover?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState"

Gonna buy five copies for my Mullah!

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 12:21 PM (MWfyi)

52 Take that, Islamophobia!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 12:22 PM (sFNX2)

53
British officials grant bail to terror suspects who targeted military base with explosives
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 12:20 PM (ndZc7)

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 12:22 PM (K+4NO)

54 They like to cleanse themselves before committing atrocities. Including shaving their bodies. Hence the shirts off. Maybe.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 12:22 PM (ATp9+)

55 At least they are UK Nationals, nice if they got out on bail

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 12:22 PM (3hem/)

56 Five Middle Eastern and, for some reason, shirtless men were spotted

How long before Rolling Stone has them on the cover?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
________

Gonna buy five copies for their mullah.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (JzUSu)

57 I don’t want it to happen anywhere but the number of radicals is increasing and we’re becoming more complacent as a society

I think that's manifestly untrue, at least in the US, and I think the Euros are turning our way. It's no longer the case that people are afraid to point out the Muslim connections; they just no longer GAS because they've been obviously lied to so many times by the authorities.

The PTB are fighting a war, but they're losing. All they're doing now is a delaying action.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

58 In other news from that archipelago of liberty, the Irish soccer team refused to shake hands with the visiting Israeli team, and one player refused to be on the pitch with Jews.

Things have not changed since 1939, when the Irish were trying to ally with Hitler.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (0U5gm)

59 This looks like it could have been one of the largest bomb plots this country has ever seen...


Well, Hell.

Posted by: Zombie Admiral Wilhelm Canaris at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (2WIwB)

60 If this were here, the female farmer who alerted police would already have been doxxed, her personal info spread far and wide, and gotten death threats from leftists.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (qBdHI)

61 I guess I was wrong to assume they were from Maryland.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (ZJQBk)

62 It's WW 11-1/2, just let it ride.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (VQ7/I)

63 It's all worth it so we can all enjoy Chicken Vindaloo or Falafel at 3AM!

Posted by: Loony Londoners at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)

64 55 At least they are UK Nationals, nice if they got out on bail
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 12:22 PM (3hem/)

But don't go on line and insult them... The UK will throw the book at you

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (K+4NO)

65 >>British officials grant bail to terror suspects who targeted military base with explosives
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Under UK's weak terrorism laws, they could have held them for 14 days. Apparently, that's too harsh for the Brits, so they let 'em go in 24 hours.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (bNf8H)

66
>>Five men arrested on suspicion of terror offences near RAF Fairford on Sunday are being released on bail, says the head of UK counter terrorism policing

https://tinyurl.com/32kszsjb
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)



I meant 'who bailed them out?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (ccf/V)

67 No surprise if this is just a waste resources test response action.
Bus up fifteen obvious strangers and have them disburse, wait for the reactions.
In preparation for the real thing.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (sl73Y)

68 Terrorists released on bail, British white guy tosses an empty water bottle towards police and receives a two year prison sentence two weeks later.

England in a nutshell.

Posted by: Ann at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (SHHm+)

69 How about the UK granting a leader of Hamas asylum, that he was still active plotting terror attacks and ... they refuse to release his name?

The Brits, if they are to take their native land back, just need to [points to blog header].

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (3cUTc)

70 "while asking the public not to speculate"

We certainly can't have that.


It isn't speculation if everyone absolutely already knows the truth.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

71 The actual British man who threw an empty plastic bottle during a melee last week did not get bail.

They have priorities in the UK.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (0U5gm)

72 Gonna buy five copies for their mullah.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (JzUSu)


Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (2WIwB)

73 Haven't had time to read it all, but tell me, are these "youths" or "teens?"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)

74 51, 56.

Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:25 PM (bFu5X)

75 Oh, if the kids are from London, they are all right.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 12:25 PM (3hem/)

76 Trump made some quip about this saying something to the effect the US and the UK were "tracking" these individuals. Or knew something was up... based on intelligence from elsewhere.

If true, I cannot understand why the UK authorities would release these terrorists. They are likely associates with the IRGC, sent there to sabotage US military assets... another act of war on UK's turf.

The other act(s) being the self immolation by the UK government.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 12:25 PM (RORbl)

77 In other news from that archipelago of liberty, the Irish soccer team refused to shake hands with the visiting Israeli team, and one player refused to be on the pitch with Jews.

Things have not changed since 1939, when the Irish were trying to ally with Hitler.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Was that due to Jew-hatred, or just the ol' Irish Brit-hatred?

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

78
Britain's collapse is well underway, they're just being quieter about it lately.

Can anyone even name who they replaced Queer Keir with?

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 12:25 PM (Y8DZL)

79 I think that's manifestly untrue, at least in the US, and I think the Euros are turning our way. It's no longer the case that people are afraid to point out the Muslim connections; they just no longer GAS because they've been obviously lied to so many times by the authorities.

The PTB are fighting a war, but they're losing. All they're doing now is a delaying action.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

I don’t know… explain to me how Mamdani as mayor of NYC is a delaying action. Whereas on 9/11, Rudy was mayor. This doesn’t seem like progress to me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 12:25 PM (xAoHD)

80 Haven't had time to read it all, but tell me, are these "youths" or "teens?"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 28, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)



In their 20's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

81 Bombing people is just their culture.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:26 PM (ZJQBk)

82 I noted earlier about a tweet at Insty of a fellow trained in war lamenting that there is nothing they can do to restore the Briton of his youth.

But there is.

You just don't like the choice.

But it is being forced on you:
They are more than willing--quite eager, even--to do it to you.

What are you willing to do to them?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:26 PM (3cUTc)

83 Seeing positive movement in Germany with AfD and France with Le Pen. Seeing no such movement in Britain.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (u73oe)

84 Gonna buy five copies for my Mullah!
Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 12:21 PM




Haha Yesssssss!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (4NO2D)

85 In their 20's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:25 PM


So...yutes, then.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (bFu5X)

86 Seeing no such movement in Britain.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (u73oe)



And we're moving in the opposite direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (ccf/V)

87 Some farmer arrested for possessing a Sten submachine gun his pa carried in WW II wouldn't get bail, I'd bet.

Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (rj6Yv)

88 British officials grant bail to terror suspects who targeted military base with explosives...


The British government must either be totally in bed with the muzzies, or absolutely being blackmailed under threat of massive revolts. Either way, they are lost.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (2WIwB)

89 British officials grant bail to terror suspects who targeted military base with explosives

We don't have a monopoly on stupid judges.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

90 I read somewhere that the suspects were shirtless because the police checked them for suicide vests.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (VyBeY)

91 > The BBC understands the operation was not intelligence led.

Yep. An alert citizen saw a bunch of guys in balaclavas coming out of a van and heading off into the woods in the direction of the base.

Apparently she saw about a dozen guys, so many are still yet to be captured.

She also said she called a gov't hotline that's supposedly for the purpose of reporting this exact sort of thing and nobody picked up.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2026 12:28 PM (mkw2N)

92 I don’t know… explain to me how Mamdani as mayor of NYC is a delaying action. Whereas on 9/11, Rudy was mayor. This doesn’t seem like progress to me

NYC is different and always has been, and his voters are a relatively small slice of the population, but they're enthusiastic; ignorant and willfully stupid, but enthusiastic.

We'll know more in six weeks, but I have the feeling things will not go well for the communists, errr...., the Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

93 Bombing people is just their culture.
==
We don't want to cast stones . . .

Posted by: The Irish at September 28, 2026 12:28 PM (anL5R)

94
The British government must either be totally in bed with the muzzies, or absolutely being blackmailed under threat of massive revolts. Either way, they are lost.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM (2WIwB)



I'm betting there's a significant amount of middle eastern oil money calling the shots with the British libtard governent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:28 PM (ccf/V)

95 The first problem in the UK is the yellow vests and their domed hats claiming they are enforcing the law.

Then the judges.

Then the politicians.

Then it's the pagan and devil worshiping islamic scum.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:28 PM (3cUTc)

96 Why are those trans women topless?



Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (XOmY9)

97 Seeing positive movement in Germany with AfD and France with Le Pen. Seeing no such movement in Britain.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

There was a great article linked on Instapundit about how crusader flags are starting to pop up all over England.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

98 Note that if any of these "UK nationals" had posted an anti-asylum-policy tweet that they would be locked up and denied bail, awaiting trial sometime in the next decade.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (1VZmA)

99 Some farmer arrested for possessing a Sten submachine gun his pa carried in WW II wouldn't get bail, I'd bet.
Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2026 12:27 PM


Safe bet, mate.

Posted by: Zombie Philip Luty at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (bFu5X)

100 I guess I don't remember that presumed German saboteurs in the UK and US were released on bail during WW2. Thank goodness our law enforcement standards haven't devolved into an abhorrent state.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (gDiCU)

101 Things have not changed since 1939, when the Irish were trying to ally with Hitler.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

We were not green beer Irish. All my grandfather had to say about it was we left that place for a reason.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (sl73Y)

102 Things have not changed since 1939, when the Irish were trying to ally with Hitler.

Actual from-Ireland Irish people are so far left they think Obama is a centrist.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

103 87 Some farmer arrested for possessing a Sten submachine gun his pa carried in WW II wouldn't get bail, I'd bet.
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I don't think so, mate.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 12:30 PM (sFNX2)

104 My wife and i enjoy the great british baking show. This season they have a guy with several piercings that lives with "...his two partners." GB is done.

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at September 28, 2026 12:30 PM (U/7CP)

105 Seriously though --

The fact that they are all citizens means that if the West is going to survive, it needs to purge using the old ways. You know, based on defining who is who based on blood.

What a fucking mess.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 12:30 PM (FGJgZ)

106 These poor dears! They don't even have shirts to wear.

Posted by: Suburban London AWFL at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (2Ez/1)

107 At least they are UK Nationals, nice if they got out on bail

Ah, those sturdy Englishmen. Stiff upper lip and all, what what. Sip of tea, mate?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (vTZFs)

108 Had they been successful, perhaps killing tens or thousands, the entirety of the news would have been cautioning against an anti-muslim backlash.

That not all muslims are terrorists and this guy over here who runs a kabab stand is peaceful and moderate.

But, quite pointedly, he does not ever condemn the terrorist committing terror in the name of his religion.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (3cUTc)

109 Seeing positive movement in Germany with AfD and France with Le Pen. Seeing no such movement in Britain.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


A popular government under a Parliamentary system can call a snap election to lock in an electoral advantage. Labour has not done so. Why might that be?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

110 Per X - local farmer noticed this and called it in. She says there were 8-10 men. Only 5 arrested. Apparently, at least 1 made bail already, and all 5 are expected to be released on bail. Meanwhile the guy who slashed the smuggler's rubber dinghy on the French side of the channel was denied bail (Danny Tommo)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (KTWko)

111 Seeing positive movement in Germany with AfD and France with Le Pen. Seeing no such movement in Britain.

There has been pretty significant movement at the ballot box (Labour is now about as popular as boob cancer), but the fucked up parliamentary system is running cover, much as it has in France and Germany.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

112 103 87 Some farmer arrested for possessing a Sten submachine gun his pa carried in WW II wouldn't get bail, I'd bet.
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I don't think so, mate.
Posted by: Martin Tell

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The guy who cut the dingy did not get bail. (Or so I read.)!!!!!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (FGJgZ)

113 and I dunno if five is a "large group" ... I wonder if any escaped

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (VyBeY)

114 Come on, guys! They are just yutes looking for a Wendy's and just got lost.

Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 12:31 PM (Oy/m2)

115 Seeing positive movement in Germany with AfD and France with Le Pen. Seeing no such movement in Britain.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Apparently, in Britain, if you write anything bad about the rag heads in your social media, you can be arrested.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 12:32 PM (2WIwB)

116 Why are those trans women topless?



Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (XOmY9)




Dey fam......

Posted by: Britney Griner at September 28, 2026 12:32 PM (ccf/V)

117 No amount of terror incidents seems to be able to turn the tide of Muslim invasion to western countries, including right here in America. They are not compatible with our culture. Yet, the politicians, police (at least in the UK) and courts seem all-in on bringing in these savages and committing cultural suicide. It beggars belief, yet Islam is being seeded all over the first world.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 12:32 PM (qBdHI)

118 I can't tell from the photo.

Are those British nationals in the picture, Angles or Saxons?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 12:32 PM (HlyYF)

119 Seeing positive movement in Germany with AfD and France with Le Pen. Seeing no such movement in Britain.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

There was a great article linked on Instapundit about how crusader flags are starting to pop up all over England.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

It’s definitely good news, but at the same time… in Germany and France, AFD and Le Pen (respectively) will never be allowed to actually have power. They do too well in elections and they’re simply banned or some other deep state trick….. kinda like here in the US in states like California where they’ve moved beyond voting that reflects what the voters want. It’s a (ballot) machine state

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 12:32 PM (xAoHD)

120 I love the 'don't speculate' part. I fucking hate the modern era. 'Don't think about Covid. Don't do any research. Trust what we tell you. Conform. Obey. You are not a free people, secure in your own mind.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

121 England Is A Fag Country.

Posted by: Zombie Archie Bunker at September 28, 2026 12:33 PM (cCXR+)

122 It's Fairford, Ace. (Sorry, but I've flown missions out of UK-US bases, involving missions out of Fairford.)

Also...
Five men remain in custody
Ummm, no. They were released on bail almost immediately.

Posted by: GWB at September 28, 2026 12:33 PM (kU0PQ)

123 I think it is a potential in succession for the PM slot that is pushing a proposal to bring in more Palis and Afghans.

Fat cow never missed a meal or an anti-west rally.

The native Briton is being exterminated via a government-run genocide.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM (3cUTc)

124 No amount of terror incidents seems to be able to turn the tide of Muslim invasion to western countries, including right here in America. They are not compatible with our culture. Yet, the politicians, police (at least in the UK) and courts seem all-in on bringing in these savages and committing cultural suicide. It beggars belief, yet Islam is being seeded all over the first world.
==
The real threat is your intolerance!!

Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM (anL5R)

125 UK Police: "You want what? Your passports. Sure thing, here you go lads. Now don't you be going anywhere, you promise."

Terrorists: "Um yeah, promise"

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM (G0vdT)

126 91 & 110 answered my question @ 113, thanks!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM (VyBeY)

127 Danny Tommo (Daniel Thomas) was denied bail on Friday, September 25, 2026, after pleading not guilty to criminal damage and failing to disclose his phone PIN. He was remanded in custody at Basingstoke Magistrates’ Court.

Reason for Denial: Deputy Senior District Judge Tan Ikram stated there is a "real possibility of an immediate custodial sentence."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM (FGJgZ)

128 BTW... the woman who called the authorities later, when talking with reporters, said there were more like 20 men.
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countdown to her arrest for bias in 5, 4, 3, 2 ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM (3cUTc)

129 Obviously, native Brits who had a decades long abhorrence of "The Beatles" and decided to take it out on the RAB base.

( and no doubt the posters can come up with much more darkly amusing excuses than my own.)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 12:35 PM (JrHfD)

130 I love the 'don't speculate' part. I fucking hate the modern era. 'Don't think about Covid. Don't do any research. Trust what we tell you. Conform. Obey. You are not a free people, secure in your own mind.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)


This!
Be good sheep or we will shut you up in a cell.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 12:35 PM (2WIwB)

131
The native Briton is being exterminated via a government-run genocide.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM (3cUTc)



That's the plan, worldwide.

They THINK they can exterminate the free thinking white, then enslave the replacement browns and continue living like kings on the hill.

They won't.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:35 PM (ccf/V)

132 No amount of terror incidents seems to be able to turn the tide of Muslim invasion to western countries, including right here in America. They are not compatible with our culture. Yet, the politicians, police (at least in the UK) and courts seem all-in on bringing in these savages and committing cultural suicide.

The reversal of this lunacy starts with the people, and they are now awake. Very few people defend what's happening, and the conversion shows no sign of slowing. It's no longer cool to bleat about Islamaphobia.

The people pushing Islamic immigration are other Muslims, and the "elites", who for some reason hate their countrymen, but that's still a LONG way from a majority.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

133 Any sane, sober person knows what has to be done to save the West from the depredations of Islam.

Nobody has the guts to do it. The next few decades are gonna suck.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 12:35 PM (oqH4h)

134 Gonna buy five copies for my Mullah!
Posted by: fd
__________

Dammit, gotta be quick with the puns around here. I was still looking up the lyrics.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 12:35 PM (JzUSu)

135 Obviously, native Brits who had a decades long abhorrence of "The Beatles" and decided to take it out on the RAB base.

( and no doubt the posters can come up with much more darkly amusing excuses than my own.)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 12:35 PM (JrHfD)



Woah......this place is having an affect on Fen.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:35 PM (ccf/V)

136 They must have searched the vans ... did they find explosives, or nothing? Hard to imagine they released them if they found explosives, verifying they were terrorists.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

137 37 I’m now to the point where I believe, sadly, it’s inevitable we’re going to endure another 9/11 type attack… sometime in the next decade I think it’s inevitable. Maybe (hopefully) it happens in Europe instead; they’ve imported more terrorists.

I don’t want it to happen anywhere but the number of radicals is increasing and we’re becoming more complacent as a society
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 12:19 PM

It's not going to be a 9/11 type attack, but a 10/7 type.

Only bigger, much more widespread.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2026 12:36 PM (IhL8c)

138 20 STOP!!
Don't bomb me there
RAF bases are
my NO NO square
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 28, 2026
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I’m home for lunch and my wife even laughed at this one. Super funny.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 28, 2026 12:36 PM (rtcpB)

139 120 *fistbump*

*in Cowardly Lion voice:*
"Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth? "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 12:36 PM (VyBeY)

140 I don't see the UK returning to "normal" short of it suffering a devastating attack on the scale of our 9/11.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2026 12:37 PM (N39Ws)

141 They mamas say they goot boys and jes fell in with the wrong crowd.
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Dindu Nuffin, aspiring rap artists, just accepted to CUNY, turning their lives around, wanted to join the church choir.

What else did I miss in the Incantation of Innocence?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:37 PM (3cUTc)

142 They must have searched the vans ... did they find explosives, or nothing? Hard to imagine they released them if they found explosives, verifying they were terrorists.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)



If they didn't, why did they evacuate over 80 people from the surrounding area and brought in the bomb squad?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:37 PM (ccf/V)

143 I love the 'don't speculate' part. I f***ing hate the modern era. 'Don't think about Covid. Don't do any research. Trust what we tell you. Conform. Obey. '

These are the same people with yard signs saying "In this house, we believe in science".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

144 Had they been successful, perhaps killing tens or thousands, the entirety of the news would have been cautioning against an anti-muslim backlash.
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Nah the news would be reporting witnesses who heard "this is MAGA country" right before the explosions.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:37 PM (ZJQBk)

145 124 No amount of terror incidents seems to be able to turn the tide of Muslim invasion to western countries, including right here in America. They are not compatible with our culture. Yet, the politicians, police (at least in the UK) and courts seem all-in on bringing in these savages and committing cultural suicide. It beggars belief, yet Islam is being seeded all over the first world.
==
The real threat is your intolerance!!

Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM


No Leftist in Europe or the U.S. will speak out against the threat of Islamic jihadists until they have personally been murdered by one.

They certainly don't understand that at THAT point they will no longer be able to speak out.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 12:38 PM (HlyYF)

146 I don't see the UK returning to "normal" short of it suffering a devastating attack on the scale of our 9/11.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2026 12:37 PM


The tragedy would be if it harms their diversity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 28, 2026 12:38 PM (4NO2D)

147 Sorry for the double post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 12:38 PM (JrHfD)

148 I don't see the UK returning to "normal" short of it suffering a devastating attack on the scale of our 9/11.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2026 12:37 PM (N39Ws)



The most popular male baby name in the UK has been mohamhead for a decade now.

They're not coming back from this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:38 PM (ccf/V)

149 So were the farmers who reported them arrested and charged with racistly noticing?

Posted by: weew at September 28, 2026 12:38 PM (dpyda)

150 OT: "Federal judge declares mistrial in DC Council member Trayon White bribery trial after jury deadlocks" (wtop.com)

Jury apparently would not convict the black Dem politician b/c some questioned whether he met the part of the bribery charge where he planned to do something for the bribe he got - so being a liar got him off the hook (b/c he never actually followed through on the action promised for the bribe)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2026 12:38 PM (tOcjL)

151 Google translate says Allahu Akbar is arabic for "Trump Rules"

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:38 PM (ZJQBk)

152 News reports of a supposed terrorist attack are gravely exaggerated. A small group of young british nationals on a weekend camping trip experienced a simultaneous breakdown of their three transport vans and were attempting to hike to safety when a local woman, after a night of drinking, over reacted and called police. The youthful britains were held in custody for a short time and released. No charges to be filed. The local woman is being charged now with inciting panic and aggravated racism.

Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:39 PM (anL5R)

153 The Brits are not allowed to carry weapons of any kind.

The 'new Brits' can carry most anything they want because 'heritage.'

They're not coming back from this.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)

154 OT: "Federal judge declares mistrial in DC Council member Trayon White bribery trial after jury deadlocks"
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I can see why he got off if the jury had dreadlocks

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:39 PM (ZJQBk)

155 The UK government has become a colonial power occupying the UK with complete surveillance. That's not going to change soon. Mordor has won.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 12:39 PM (nEUC6)

156 Sorry for the double post.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Good thing for you that Doof is already occupying the Barrel.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

157 You would think voir dire would have not allowed the dreadlocks through.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:40 PM (ZJQBk)

158 They're not coming back from this.

But the liberal women who voted for it will be getting the subjugation they've been craving, so there's that.

Posted by: weew at September 28, 2026 12:40 PM (dpyda)

159
Looked up RAF Fairford, and there's almost no permanent USAF presence there, just a partial deployment of U2s and some ground support personnel. The only reason it's used at all is because it has the longest unrestricted-load runway in Europe, the only one that can take US heavy bombers like the B52, B1, B2 when fully loaded. It's really just a way station for loading fuel and bombs for the heavies while on NATO missions.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2026 12:40 PM (y9nCu)

160 "127 Danny Tommo (Daniel Thomas) was denied bail on Friday, September 25, 2026, after pleading not guilty to criminal damage and failing to disclose his phone PIN. He was remanded in custody at Basingstoke Magistrates’ Court.

Reason for Denial: Deputy Senior District Judge Tan Ikram stated there is a "real possibility of an immediate custodial sentence."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 12:34 PM (FGJgZ) "

I think I see part of the problem ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 12:40 PM (VyBeY)

161 Let them in start watching rape, murder, and mayhem increase across your country.

Be better first-world, be better.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2026 12:40 PM (NnhvP)

162 Ha! I knew it. Look at all those Irish surnames. just Paddy and Liam out for a morning stroll with a few mates.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 28, 2026 12:40 PM (PKL0q)

163 Labour, the Greens, the Lib Dems, and even the conservative party in the UK are all courting the mohammedan vote. There are millions of them in the UK and they vote as a block.

These politicians want political power, and they don't care what it does to their country, or that their grandchildren will be slaves, if they are allowed to live.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 12:41 PM (0U5gm)

164 These are the same people with yard signs saying "In this house, we believe in science".
Posted by: Archimedes
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TBF without smug condescension, they'd have nothing at all.

Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:41 PM (anL5R)

165 Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 28, 2

That is very funny. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 12:42 PM (JrHfD)

166 "Gonna buy five copies for my Mullah!
Posted by: fd
__________

Dammit, gotta be quick with the puns around here. I was still looking up the lyrics.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba"

The live Dr Hook version of that is great. Check it out!

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 12:42 PM (MWfyi)

167 Muslims are a protected class in the UK.
You are not allowed to offend them.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2026 12:42 PM (NpAcC)

168 137, yup, likely enough.

Schlichter wrote a book about it a couple years ago IIRC ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 12:43 PM (VyBeY)

169 Why, those fellas look a bit ‘swarthy’, I’d say, mate!

Posted by: RI Red at September 28, 2026 12:44 PM (dwQo2)

170 These politicians want political power, and they don't care what it does to their country, or that their grandchildren will be slaves, if they are allowed to live IN LUXURY.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 12:41 PM (0U5gm)

FIFY.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)

171 Looked up RAF Fairford, and there's almost no permanent USAF presence there, just a partial deployment of U2s and some ground support personnel. The only reason it's used at all is because it has the longest unrestricted-load runway in Europe, the only one that can take US heavy bombers like the B52, B1, B2 when fully loaded. It's really just a way station for loading fuel and bombs for the heavies while on NATO missions.
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the locals have been quoted in the press as saying that there has been an influx of B1 bombers at the base recently. (Keep in mind trump talking about total destruction vs deal recently). Iran is attempting to interdict as much of the oncoming destruction as possible for it leaves the ground. Since they can't do anything to it once it is over the target . . .

Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:44 PM (anL5R)

172 Jury apparently would not convict the black Dem politician b/c some questioned whether he met the part of the bribery charge where he planned to do something for the bribe he got - so being a liar got him off the hook (b/c he never actually followed through on the action promised for the bribe)...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2026 12:38 PM (tOcjL)
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Pretty sweet gig.

He was able to secure a bribe and didn't have to follow through with his end of the bargain.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 12:44 PM (FZ29D)

173 Pretty sweet gig.

He was able to secure a bribe and didn't have to follow through with his end of the bargain.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 12:44 PM (FZ29D)

No honor amongst thieves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

174 F*cking incompetents!

The lady that sounded the alert has now done an interview.

She said she is surprised that the police HAVE NOT yet contacted her to ask about what she saw.

Actually retract my first line. No one can be that incompetent. The police are actually on the side of the terrorists.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 12:45 PM (HlyYF)

175
He was able to secure a bribe and didn't have to follow through with his end of the bargain.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 12:44 PM (FZ29D)



And he kept the money. Wonder how those that gave the money feel about that........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)

176 Thankfully Archbury field is safe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 12:46 PM (Cqx++)

177 "If they didn't, why did they evacuate over 80 people from the surrounding area and brought in the bomb squad?" Posted by: Sponge

idk, maybe they planned to follow or track the five they released, to lead them to other terrorists.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 12:46 PM (vbXSk)

178 Labour, the Greens, the Lib Dems, and even the conservative party in the UK are all courting the mohammedan vote. There are millions of them in the UK and they vote as a block.

Good. Let them waste their time fighting over a small part of the electorate, while the vast majority move to people who represent their interests.

See also, the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

179 What else did I miss in the Incantation of Innocence?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:37 PM


Just about to marry his baby mama.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:46 PM (bFu5X)

180
Actually retract my first line. No one can be that incompetent. The police are actually on the side of the terrorists.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 12:45 PM (HlyYF)



The British police are useful idiots turning against their own people. Brownshirts, if you will.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:46 PM (ccf/V)

181 And he kept the money. Wonder how those that gave the money feel about that........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)

Depends who did the bribe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)

182 News reports of a supposed terrorist attack are gravely exaggerated. A small group of young british nationals on a weekend camping trip experienced a simultaneous breakdown of their three transport vans and were attempting to hike to safety when a local woman, after a night of drinking, over reacted and called police. The youthful britains were held in custody for a short time and released. No charges to be filed. The local woman is being charged now with inciting panic and aggravated racism.
Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:39 PM (anL5R)
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You work for the Torchwood Institute...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 12:47 PM (FZ29D)

183 Isn’t the UK where a Christian was arrested for praying… silently… in front of an abortion clinic? Or did that happen here in the good old US of A?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 12:47 PM (xAoHD)

184 Dear Albion

The barbarians are already within the gates ,sic transit Britannia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 12:47 PM (nK5/c)

185 In a few days, I bet the media will be reporting they were just wearing Covid masks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:47 PM (3cUTc)

186 "If they didn't, why did they evacuate over 80 people from the surrounding area and brought in the bomb squad?" Posted by: Sponge

idk, maybe they planned to follow or track the five they released, to lead them to other terrorists.
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Wait how could you have possibly discovered my cunning plan!!! Yikes I hope the released five dont think like you do.

Posted by: Chief Inspector Obvious at September 28, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)

187 A UK news helicopter photographed the area over RAF Fairfield when this went down. There are 3 plainly visible B-1B bombers on the ground, disbursed, as is SOP.

They most certainly will be repositioned due to that particular broach of security.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 12:48 PM (RORbl)

188 Isn’t the UK where a Christian was arrested for praying… silently… in front of an abortion clinic?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


Yep.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

189 Thankfully Archbury field is safe."

It'll be High Noon in about 11 minutes here...

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 12:49 PM (pfXMo)

190 Isn’t the UK where a Christian was arrested for praying… silently… in front of an abortion clinic? Or did that happen here in the good old US of A?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 12:47 PM (xAoHD)



There was a video of the UK police harassing a street preacher because he was quoting scripture and someone reported they were 'offended' by his words.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:49 PM (ccf/V)

191 The British police are useful idiots turning against their own people. Brownshirts, if you will.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:46 PM (ccf/V)

More... um sondercommandos? Was that the word? Does not look german enough. Idea being it was Jewish people who worked as low level guards and enforcers. SA would be more... hardcore believers (who are also useful idiots in context) used to gain power and then purged off when they are no longer useful. In this context, it's the commies like Van der lady and the prime ministers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

192 Afternoon Ace
Love the authorities also my the lumpen proles not to speculate. News flash toots , I don't have to speculate , I know.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 12:49 PM (mrbF1)

193 News reports of a supposed terrorist attack are gravely exaggerated. A small group of young british nationals on a weekend camping trip experienced a simultaneous breakdown of their three transport vans and were attempting to hike to safety when a local woman, after a night of drinking, over reacted and called police. The youthful britains were held in custody for a short time and released. No charges to be filed. The local woman is being charged now with inciting panic and aggravated racism.
Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:39 PM (anL5R)
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You work for the Torchwood Institute...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
==
Your IP has been noted.

Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:49 PM (anL5R)

194 idk, maybe they planned to follow or track the five they released, to lead them to other terrorists.
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Wait how could you have possibly discovered my cunning plan!!! Yikes I hope the released five dont think like you do.
Posted by: Chief Inspector Obvious at September 28, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)
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Did they each get a brand new pager when they left custody?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 12:49 PM (FZ29D)

195 Khurram Shazad Butt
.......

Only Mr. and Mrs. Butt would name their kid Khurram Shazad.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)

196 For the record, they were all shirtless because authorities feared they were wearing "suicide vests" ;a cool new fashion accessory...

Posted by: pahound at September 28, 2026 12:50 PM (/nGzD)

197 187 A UK news helicopter photographed the area over RAF Fairfield when this went down. There are 3 plainly visible B-1B bombers on the ground, disbursed, as is SOP.

They most certainly will be repositioned due to that particular broach of security.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 12:48 PM (RORbl)

Which may well have been the point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:50 PM (Y/06r)

198 The lady that sounded the alert has now done an interview.

She said she is surprised that the police HAVE NOT yet contacted her to ask about what she saw.

Actually retract my first line. No one can be that incompetent. The police are actually on the side of the terrorists.

==

I'm pretty positive they're being told to paper over this entire thing and handle the incident as quietly as possible so that it can move out of the news cycle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 12:50 PM (qBdHI)

199 They let the fuckers out on bail.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/uk-airbase-terror-

suspects-released-bail-iran-denies-connection

Posted by: Dave Amundsen at September 28, 2026 12:50 PM (2nUT9)

200 Bobbies on bicycles two by two.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 12:50 PM (Cqx++)

201 For the record, they were all shirtless because authorities feared they were wearing "suicide vests" ;a cool new fashion accessory...
Posted by: pahound at September 28, 2026 12:50 PM (/nGzD)



Just in case the bombs in the vans weren't suicidey enough, I guess......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:51 PM (ccf/V)

202 Check out the actual faces of Minnesota daycare owners. Frightening and maddening:

https://tinyurl.com/2s6np3w4

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 12:51 PM (kX27y)

203 In my neck of the woods (southern northern Virginia), there a bunch of women out and about when I'm on my way home from work.

The white women are all walking tiny dogs.

The Muslim women are all pushing strollers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 28, 2026 12:51 PM (gLYp7)

204
He was able to secure a bribe and didn't have to follow through with his end of the bargain.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Is there something wrong with that?
~every U.S. politician.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2026 12:51 PM (NnhvP)

205
Apparently, in Britain, if you write anything bad about the rag heads in your social media, you can be arrested.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 12:32 PM (2WIwB)



A few years back, didn't the Limeys try to get the US to start arresting people who disrespected the mohammedans while on-line? I seem to remember that. I know that in several Eurofag countries, when their citizens travel to the US and go to gun ranges, they get really antsy about having their photos taken while holding/shooting guns in the US.

Of course, the ChiComs are way ahead of them, since they actually have ChiCom police stations operating in the US.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2026 12:51 PM (y9nCu)

206 >> They let the fuckers out on bail.


They can't help themselves.

They'll probably round up some underaged girls to send home with them, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (vNne8)

207 Sondekommando?

Torchwood ruined such an interesting character by making his homosexuality the ficus of almost every story.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (nK5/c)

208 If this were here, the female farmer who alerted police would already have been doxxed, her personal info spread far and wide, and gotten death threats from leftists.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 12:23 PM (qBdHI)

OR, the farmer's backhoe would have been busy that day.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (hmYU4)

209 Check out the actual faces of Minnesota daycare owners. Frightening and maddening:

https://tinyurl.com/2s6np3w4
Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 12:51 PM (kX27y)



The one guy with the big alien brain looks like Puff Diddy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

210 A UK news helicopter photographed the area over RAF Fairfield when this went down. There are 3 plainly visible B-1B bombers on the ground, disbursed, as is SOP.

They most certainly will be repositioned due to that particular broach of security.
==
The news already reported the townies interviewed had seen B1s come in. There are so many third column types in Britain that IRAN doesn't even need a functioning intelligence service. They have cellphones and laptops and can communicate in real time.

Posted by: All they need a willing martyrs at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (anL5R)

211 Obviously, native Brits who had a decades long abhorrence of "The Beatles" and decided to take it out on the RAB base.

( and no doubt the posters can come up with much more darkly amusing excuses than my own.)


Have I mentioned that I Hate The Eagles?

Posted by: Mohammed Mahmoud Lebrowski at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (gHSfI)

212 Your IP has been noted.

Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:49 PM (anL5R)

Come get some.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (ZJQBk)

213 Ok, I forgot a K. That does make it look more right:

Sonderkommandos were special units of Jewish prisoners forced to work in Nazi extermination camps, handling victims’ bodies and personal effects under extreme duress.
Sonderkommandos, a German term meaning “special command unit,” were primarily composed of Jewish prisoners selected for their physical fitness to perform forced labor in Nazi killing centers such as Auschwitz and Birkenau
Wikipedia
Wikipedia
+1
. Their duties included assisting victims in undressing, removing personal belongings, transporting bodies from gas chambers, extracting valuables like gold teeth, cutting hair for industrial use, and burning corpses in crematoria or open-air pyres
enseigner-histoire-shoah.org
enseigner-histoire-shoah.org
+2
. These prisoners were kept isolated from other inmates and often from most SS personnel, as they were considered “secret bearers” of the camp’s atrocities

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (Y/06r)

214 > A UK news helicopter photographed the area over RAF Fairfield when this went down. There are 3 plainly visible B-1B bombers on the ground, disbursed, as is SOP.

They most certainly will be repositioned due to that particular broach of security.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 12:48 PM (RORbl)

Which may well have been the point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:50 PM (Y/06r)
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Yea, many have suggested that too. We don't permit overflights (except under certain treaty provisions) by anyone not authorized specifically to fly over most military installations.

There are allowances for certain areas near civil airports. Altitude restrictions are typically in place for those... no lower than X or whatever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (RORbl)

215 Torchwood ruined such an interesting character by making his homosexuality the ficus of almost every story.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM


ISWYDT

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (4NO2D)

216 Your IP has been noted."

Mine's in Texas, limey.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (pfXMo)

217 They can't help themselves.

They'll probably round up some underaged girls to send home with them, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (vNne

No.

They're already rounded up.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (ZJQBk)

218 Anyone caught speculating will be held indefinitely without bail.

Posted by: Fairfield Police Department at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (WbWbV)

219 And you can bet that every one of these able-bodied men are all on welfare.

Not a one of them pays for their housing or food.

The British citizen is being forced to fund his own genocide.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:54 PM (3cUTc)

220 Torchwood ruined such an interesting character by making his homosexuality the ficus of almost every story.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (nK5/c)

Unfortunately the actor too who probably was more than happy to do that. Captain Jack in the beginning was an interesting character who primarily seemed interested in banging anything not nailed down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2026 12:54 PM (Y/06r)

221 "Did they each get a brand new pager when they left custody?" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I was thinking tracking device place in the heels of their shoes. Though the remotely activated explosive device implanted in their heads, sounds more fun. (from some movie)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)

222 She said she is surprised that the police HAVE NOT yet contacted her to ask about what she saw.

Actually retract my first line. No one can be that incompetent. The police are actually on the side of the terrorists.

==

I'm pretty positive they're being told to paper over this entire thing and handle the incident as quietly as possible so that it can move out of the news cycle.
==
Yeah, I'm positive that's what they did. That's why I did what I did.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (anL5R)

223 Come get some.
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (ZJQBk)



Duke Nukem FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (ccf/V)

224 >Looked up RAF Fairford, and there's almost no permanent USAF presence there, just a partial deployment of U2s and some ground support personnel. The only reason it's used at all is because it has the longest unrestricted-load runway in Europe, the only one that can take US heavy bombers like the B52, B1, B2 when fully loaded. It's really just a way station for loading fuel and bombs for the heavies while on NATO missions.


Uh, no.

>>Watch: US bomber force grows at RAF Fairford as B-52s arrive for Iran strikes

https://tinyurl.com/w5kt762v


Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (viF8m)

225 These politicians want political power, and they don't care what it does to their country, or that their grandchildren will be slaves, if they are allowed to live IN LUXURY.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 12:41 PM (0U5gm)

FIFY.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


I have seen enough to know that these politicians could not care less what happens to their children or grandchildren. They aren't stupid - they know what is going to happen to them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (0U5gm)

226 Already mentioned?

Via Andy Ngo, a nearby company that makes military equipment was vandalized by pro-Pali activists. May be related?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (4KUe5)

227 Just spitballing here, but what if this was a false flag by the British government? They don't want our big bombers to use Fairford, so they make it unsafe to do so. They let the culprits out on bail because they hired them in the first place.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (bNf8H)

228 Check out the actual faces of Minnesota daycare owners. Frightening and maddening:

https://tinyurl.com/2s6np3w4
Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 12:51 PM


Kids, inbreeding is bad, m'kay?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (bFu5X)

229 A few years back, didn't the Limeys try to get the US to start arresting people who disrespected the mohammedans while on-line?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


The Manchester Police threatened commenters with extradition. They were thoroughly humiliated and stopped issuing threats.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (nEUC6)

230 Isn’t the UK where a Christian was arrested for praying… silently… in front of an abortion clinic? Or did that happen here in the good old US of A?
-----

About..3?...years ago--we allowed some *stupidly* unconstitutional law to pass prohibiting peaceful assembly in front of an abortion provider. I don't recall what state passed it, but it STILL hasn't been overturned in court!

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (TN0g+)

231 Check out the actual faces of Minnesota daycare owners. Frightening and maddening:

https://tinyurl.com/2s6np3w4
Posted by: beckster

Compare and contrast.

New York Magazine features Elliot Page in first-ever "Men's Style" issue

https://tinyurl.com/5d3sc226

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

232 Do we still have Keflavik?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 12:56 PM (nK5/c)

233 Sky News kept running, probably still is, on a prominent place on the TV screen that these were UK citizens without any other information. Apparently that made it all good, nothing to see here, Move along.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 28, 2026 12:56 PM (VyD10)

234 Left-wing "news" outlets like the Guardian are of course hiding the terrorists' identities.

Nigel, Reginald, George, Albert and Percy. All nice English boys from good families.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)

235 226 Already mentioned?

Via Andy Ngo, a nearby company that makes military equipment was vandalized by pro-Pali activists. May be related?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (4KUe5)

Here now- that looks like speculatin'!

Posted by: 'British' Bobby at September 28, 2026 12:56 PM (Y/06r)

236
Kids, inbreeding is bad, m'kay?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (bFu5X)



The Mountains in West Virginia hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

237 Check out the actual faces of Minnesota daycare owners. Frightening and maddening:

https://tinyurl.com/2s6np3w4
Posted by: beckster

Need some chlorine in that gene pool.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2026 12:57 PM (NnhvP)

238 The Left will protect your murderers until the day they die.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:57 PM (ZJQBk)

239 Your IP has been noted."

Mine's in Texas, limey.
Posted by: man
---
It's just a matter of time before the World Police, which won't be Team America, are on-line. Then we'll see Tex.

Posted by: British Government Spokeskaren at September 28, 2026 12:57 PM (anL5R)

240 Ugh, the Captain Jack character wanted to sex up anything with a pulse, and then happily sacrificed his grandson to aliens. Despicable show.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 12:57 PM (4KUe5)

241 Khurram Shazad Butt
......

Should have named him Harold.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

242 A few years back, didn't the Limeys try to get the US to start arresting people who disrespected the mohammedans while on-line?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The Manchester Police threatened commenters with extradition. They were thoroughly humiliated and stopped issuing threats.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (nEUC6)

Don't make us come over there and kick your limey asses. Again.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at September 28, 2026 12:58 PM (hmYU4)

243 Kids, inbreeding is bad, m'kay?"

Paid off for me. Just a little late, tho

Posted by: Tutankhamun at September 28, 2026 12:58 PM (pfXMo)

244 The Left will protect your murderers until the day they die.
==
Obviously, sometimes you have to bring in immigrants to do the murdering that home grown leftists don't want to do themselves!

Posted by: Leftist Outsourcing Director at September 28, 2026 12:59 PM (anL5R)

245 It's just a matter of time before the World Police, which won't be Team America, are on-line. Then we'll see Tex."

That's funny right there.

Posted by: Tutankhamun at September 28, 2026 12:59 PM (pfXMo)

246 We released them on bail on the condition they read this pamphlet that describe which parts of the country that are off-limits from unauthorized detonation of explosives. Some of the lads couldn't read the pamphlet in English, so we gave them another set of pamphlets having a larger font size.

Posted by: UK Anti-Terrorism Spokesman at September 28, 2026 12:59 PM (KTWko)

247 Off, ancient sock

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 12:59 PM (pfXMo)

248 I have seen enough to know that these politicians could not care less what happens to their children or grandchildren. They aren't stupid - they know what is going to happen to them.
---
The end-stage of every civilization is leaders who stop planning for the well-being of the future generations.

Of course, here in the US, the party currently leading in the polls*, is the one that is promising more debt-slavery out to the 3rd and 4th+ generation to fund a bit of comfort for those alive now.

*if they are to be believed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:00 PM (3cUTc)

249 Yeah, I'm positive that's what they did. That's why I did what I did.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at September 28, 2026 12:55 PM (anL5R)

What did you do, Don?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 01:00 PM (JrHfD)

250
Your IP has been noted."

Mine's in Texas, limey.
Posted by: man


Even an IP illiterate such as myself could have some fun with this. My VPN is Private Internet Access. They have five UK servers... I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2026 01:01 PM (y9nCu)

251 Check out the actual faces of Minnesota daycare owners. Frightening and maddening:

https://tinyurl.com/2s6np3w4
Posted by: beckster
.......

Homo Lightbulbious

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 01:01 PM (UjdFS)

252
Holmes and Watson were totally gay, too.

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 01:01 PM (Y8DZL)

253 If I ruled the world, my only question would be -- how difficult is it to extract oil through a thin layer of radioactive glass?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:02 PM (FGJgZ)

254 Muslims aren't being allowed to invade western government for better schools. It's jihad.

Fairford wasn't an arbitrary target. It's where we stage bombers for attacks in Iran.

It would be naive to the nth degree to think they aren't planning to attack us here as we speak. Cause they are.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:03 PM (viF8m)

255 Alis or Mohammeds?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 28, 2026 01:03 PM (r7+Q7)

256 "A UK news helicopter photographed the area over RAF Fairfield when this went down. There are 3 plainly visible B-1B bombers on the ground, disbursed, as is SOP."

Ukraine probably has the drone tech to bomb those from a nearby village. Hopefully we have better defenses, and the local jihad does not have that tech. Yet.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 01:03 PM (vbXSk)

257 Come get some.
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (ZJQBk)

Duke Nukem FTW.
Posted by: Sponge
_________

Ah, the standoffs between the holy hand grenade and missile launcher, with pipe bombs spread everywhere. Good times.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 01:04 PM (JzUSu)

258 It would be naive to the nth degree to think they aren't planning to attack us here as we speak. Cause they are.
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False.

Islam mean "peace."

/s/ President George W. Bush, standing in the rubble of the Twin Towers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:04 PM (3cUTc)

259 how difficult is it to extract oil through a thin layer of radioactive glass?"

Not really a problem, but radioactive oil supposedly has some ... odd properties.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 01:04 PM (pfXMo)

260 We may never know their motives.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 01:04 PM (0sNs1)

261 Do the elite British left think they will still run the place after a Muzzie takeover? Probably making plans to flee to Canada or Australia. Oh wait they're being overrun also. So the USA it is. Bar any leftist Brit now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 01:05 PM (mrbF1)

262 I was thinking tracking device place in the heels of their shoes

Well, that wouldn't be cricket now, would it guv'nah?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)

263 I guess it's remotely possible these Muslim dickwads were stealing explosive materials for later use. Storing it in their mosque, er... I mean weapons depot.

Can't really subjugate the UK civilians without a little explosive cache. KWIM?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 01:05 PM (RORbl)

264 One day we might find out what Trump heard about what "surprise" the Democrats and Iran were planning together.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:06 PM (ZJQBk)

265 Holmes and Watson were totally gay, too.
Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 01:01 PM (Y8DZL)



That was the version with Will Farrell and the other fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:07 PM (ccf/V)

266 Check out the actual faces of Minnesota daycare owners. Frightening and maddening:

https://tinyurl.com/2s6np3w4
Posted by: beckster
.......

Homo Lightbulbious
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 01:01 PM (UjdFS)
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Despite their enhanced cranial capacity, there's not more than a half-dozen working brain cells between them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 01:07 PM (FZ29D)

267 Do the elite British left think they will still run the place after a Muzzie takeover? "

Yes, they do.

And yes, such thinking is that stupid. It's been going on for years, tho.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 01:07 PM (pfXMo)

268 Take a look at the vans the jihadists used. They are copies of a real fuel company in the UK but they are fake.

Does that sound like a bunch of migrants who just floated in on a rubber boat to you?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:07 PM (viF8m)

269 One of the commnters at Brietbart speculated on the empty drums found in the van. They may have been trying to hit the farms up for diesel fuel, so they could sell it. The price of diesel is through the roof in Great Britain. See? Crime solved. Just a nice group of future capitalists. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 28, 2026 01:08 PM (hmYU4)

270 Ukraine probably has the drone tech to bomb those from a nearby village. Hopefully we have better defenses, and the local jihad does not have that tech. Yet.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 01:03 PM (vbXSk)

We've seen directed energy weapons being used in defense of the southern border. They have been in use in the Hormuz conflict. Recently Space Force acknowledged that Cape Canaveral is being protected by directed energy weapons.

It seems that these systems are being rolled out more rapidly and ... dare I say, effectively.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 28, 2026 01:08 PM (WYStd)

271 If I ruled the world, my only question would be -- how difficult is it to extract oil through a thin layer of radioactive glass?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:02 PM (FGJgZ)

Glass first, worry about the small details later.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 01:08 PM (vzuC7)

272 Friendly reminder:


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)

273 Check out the actual faces of Minnesota daycare owners. Frightening and maddening:

https://tinyurl.com/2s6np3w4
Posted by: beckster

Jeebus - those mugs are straight out of jump-scare horror flick.

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (NTVPI)

274 Not really a problem, but radioactive oil supposedly has some ... odd properties.
Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 01:04 PM (pfXMo)
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Seems like a two-for-one special.

Harvest the oil for petrochemicals.

Use the radiation to drive steam turbines.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (FZ29D)

275 Time to put in some runways over at Clarkson's Farm

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (+s26H)

276 Do the elite British left think they will still run the place after a Muzzie takeover?
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Yes, the globo-left think they can ride the tiger into a neo-aristocratic paradise. Witness the Green party in the UK becoming a muslim led cabal. The toffee-nosers are being pushed out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (nEUC6)

277 Holmes and Watson were totally gay, too.
Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 01:01 PM

Are you being facetious? Sometimes it's a little hard to tell here (so if not I apologize) , and there are actually websites that claim that they are supposed to be gay and it's all coded. I find that balderdash since in one of the stories Watson is referred to as being in love and getting married and in another one he has a second wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (JrHfD)

278 A: NBRED

Q: What is a Somali music group?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (nK5/c)

279 Sounds like we need common sense UK National control.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (cWLG3)

280
Glass first, worry about the small details later.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 01:08 PM (vzuC7)



I've been saying it for decades.......nuke it, turn it to glass. Look through the glass, find the oil and extract it.

Sell the land to Disney, call it Disneystan and make it a travel destination.

Of course, that started WAY before Disney became the child harvesting network it is now......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)

281 259 how difficult is it to extract oil through a thin layer of radioactive glass?"

Not really a problem, but radioactive oil supposedly has some ... odd properties.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 01:04 PM


Ghawar, in Saudi Arabia, is the largest oil field in the world. Most of the production comes from below 6,000 feet.

I think the oil is sufficiently shielded.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 01:09 PM (HlyYF)

282 If I ruled the world, my only question would be -- how difficult is it to extract oil through a thin layer of radioactive glass?

Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

283 One of the commnters at Brietbart speculated on the empty drums found in the van. They may have been trying to hit the farms up for diesel fuel, so they could sell it. The price of diesel is through the roof in Great Britain. See? Crime solved. Just a nice group of future capitalists. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 28, 2026 01:08 PM (hmYU4)
----
The Gang from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia already tried that.

Didn't work out too well for them, but they did spew pretty cool fireballs with the gasoline they collected.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 01:10 PM (FZ29D)

284 215 Torchwood ruined such an interesting character by making his homosexuality the ficus of almost every story.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM

ISWYDT
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at September 28, 2026 12:53 PM (4NO2D)

---
And it was carried over into the Doctor Who series.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2026 01:10 PM (cWLG3)

285 Do the elite British left think they will still run the place after a Muzzie takeover? Probably making plans to flee to Canada or Australia. Oh wait they're being overrun also. So the USA it is. Bar any leftist Brit now
--
There's an interesting discussion of how the Euro leader mindset is completely consumed with the feminine power structure.
That there is this fatalistic belief that, no matter what, their appeals to fairness, kindness and injustice will sway and prevail.
So they are free to antagonize, instigate and harangue the other, while castrating and cauterizing their own because ... something, something ... and everyone will agree with us and strong men will come to defend us anyway.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 01:11 PM (3cUTc)

286 Yes, the globo-left think they can ride the tiger into a neo-aristocratic paradise. Witness the Green party in the UK becoming a muslim led cabal. The toffee-nosers are being pushed out.

DSA is doing the same thing here. A party of mostly immigrant candidates run by a cabal of nose-ringed white women wearing the Democrat Party as a skin suit.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

287 LOL not just the elites.

Look at all the women who have their legs open for islam. They are ready and willing to see all other women subjugated. That's the end goal. Subjugate everyone else.

Many women would don the burka if it means all other women are forced to.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 01:12 PM (ZJQBk)

288 Need I say it - not all muslims are terrorists BUT all terrorists are muslims.


And they're no doubt cheered on by the non-terrorist, moderate muslims.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2026 01:13 PM (k550y)

289 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 01:13 PM (ccf/V)

290 Turns out they were just the members of 'Right Said Fred'. Blimey, are our faces red.

https://tinyurl.com/2h7dfkw5

Posted by: Scotland Yard at September 28, 2026 01:14 PM (U3fVU)

291 If I ruled the world, my only question would be -- how difficult is it to extract oil through a thin layer of radioactive glass?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 01:02 PM (FGJgZ)


That would be something for the Communists in Europe and China to figure out. I'm sure they'd come up with some Commissions and Five Year Plans.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 01:15 PM (Q6P2R)

292 We have updated information. They are actually members of 'Right Said Achmed'

Posted by: Scotland Yard at September 28, 2026 01:15 PM (U3fVU)

293 Many a Karen would sell their metaphorical soul to put Sydney Sweeney in a burka.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 01:16 PM (nK5/c)

294 Maybe they wanted to be extras on Clarkson's Farm?

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2026 01:18 PM (Ve/HL)

295 Step 1: Admit millions of young men from Muslim countries.
Step 2: Fight every effort to return them to their countries using every part of the government.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Something ... something... multi-culturalism
Step 5: ?????
Step 6: Peace, love, freedom and a balanced national budget.
Step 7: Elon Musk has to give Twitter back and at least 80% of his money to left-wing NGO's.

I am having a little trouble figuring out steps 3 and 5, anyone help?

Posted by: JB1000 at September 28, 2026 02:08 PM (OlCrI)

296 They did not catch all the miscreants the “farmer” saw. It ain’t over.

Posted by: epador at September 28, 2026 02:29 PM (TRnzq)

297 296 They did not catch all the miscreants the “farmer” saw. It ain’t over.

THIS! The lady farmer said she saw 8 or 10 running into the woods.

Posted by: Happy at September 28, 2026 02:35 PM (kgMwG)

298 Thanks, Ace.

Shirtless due to the potential of bomb vests, I'd guess.

Have read, unsure if it is true, they've already been released.

Have also read,today, from the liberal in conservative's clothing anti-Trumper (another blog) that they are mocking this as a "false flag." Right. I ignore this person who has found like-minded substacks. There is OF COURSE a mocking towards Trump in the lame article.

I don't think we should consider the UK a friend at this point if these terrorists were released.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 02:48 PM (hzuYO)

299 They look more northern African than middle Eastern to me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Vvh2V)

THE MORNING RANT: Lemon Zest Has Gotten Entirely Out of Hand; also, Are Crows Holding a Multi-Generational Grudge Against Ace?

Crow Kaboom Lemon Rind.png

I am taking a break today from policy and politics to address what is indisputably a first-world problem. I know how blessed I am, and the fact that I can complain about this issue is evidence of how blessed I am.

With that disclaimer, may I address a situation that has become epidemic in America’s restaurant kitchens…lemon abuse. My plea to American chefs: Please ease up on the use of lemon zest.

Seriously, I have reached the point where I’d rather go to Texas Roadhouse for some reliable comfort food than pucker up to yet another mouthful of lemon peel at a fancy restaurant.

I don’t dislike lemon. I put lemon in my tea and I love chicken piccata. But lemon is like rosemary or cilantro – a little goes a long way. Too much will ruin a dish, as will putting it where it doesn’t belong.

At one expensive new restaurant my wife and I recently visited with another couple, we ordered a crawfish dip appetizer that tasted pretty much like straight lemon juice. The crawfish were visible in the dip, but they could not be tasted due to the intense lemon flavor. I noticed our guests not touching the dip after one bite.

Soon thereafter, my wife and I went to another restaurant that recently opened. Here I ordered the lobster roll. Again, all I tasted was lemon – extremely bitter lemon. Not only was the lobster drizzled in lemon juice, but it was also coated in lemon zest. The sous chef had clearly gotten into the bitter white pith of the lemon rind while grating it. Suffice it to say, there was zero lobster flavor amidst all the bitter lemon flavor.

At yet another recent meal – this time a prix fixe dinner with a celebrity chef – pretty much everything had lemon zest in it, including an appetizer, the entrée, one of the sides, and the dessert. To be fair, some of it was tasty and an appropriate use of lemon zest, but what is the obsession about putting lemon zest in every dish? I love the taste of oysters, but that doesn’t mean I need to put oysters in every dish I make.

A jar of hand-made peach preserves was recently given to my wife and me. She opened it, spread some on a bagel, took a bite, and then made a disgusted face. She said it tasted nothing at all like fresh peaches and asked me to try it. I did, and there it was again – the deeply bitter taste of lemon rind. We threw the jar away.

This lemon zest trend makes me recall the exasperation I felt a few years ago during “peak rosemary.” I don’t dislike rosemary, but I do dislike too much rosemary. There was one night my wife and I went to a small-menu restaurant at which we had previously enjoyed good meals. The chef had suddenly got caught up in rosemary fever. The pork and chicken dishes were both cooked with rosemary. Rosemary bread was served with the meal. And if you wanted potatoes as a side, they were served roasted with rosemary seasoning.

Occasionally if a waiter asks if I have any food restrictions, I’ll tell him/her that I’m allergic to organic food. They usually get the joke. (Organic food purists tend to also be the ones most likely to have self-diagnosed food allergies.) I’m thinking now that I may start telling waiters I’m allergic to lemon zest so that I can get a disclosure of which menu items have had lemon zest inflicted on them.

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Crows Hold Grudges…Maybe They’re Holding a Grudge Against Ace?

Since this is a non-political post, this might also be good time to discuss the boss’ problem making friends with neighborhood crows. Several weeks back, as you may recall, Ace discussed his efforts to befriend the crows who were hanging around his place. Sadly, the crows rebuffed his efforts.

Is it possible that Ace’s neighborhood crows are nursing a grudge against him for some reason? Perhaps they actively dislike people who are shelving-impaired?

“If You Think You Can Hold a Grudge, Consider the Crow; The brainy birds carry big chips on their shoulders, scientists say. And some people who become subjects of their ire may be victims of mistaken identity.” [NY Times – 10/28/2024]

Renowned for their intelligence, crows can mimic human speech, use tools and gather for what seem to be funeral rites when a member of their murder, as groups of crows are known, dies or is killed. They can identify and remember faces, even among large crowds.

They also tenaciously hold grudges. When a murder of crows singles out a person as dangerous, its wrath can be alarming, and can be passed along beyond an individual crow’s life span of up to a dozen or so years, creating multigenerational grudges.

Crows hold multi-generational grudges!?

Ace has famously told us of his childhood trauma of having to eat Kaboom cereal. (“I suppose this was General Mills' attempt to tap the downscale demographic’ in six-year-olds.”)

How sad if Ace is still paying the price of his Kaboom years with the crows holding a multi-generational grudge against him.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2026 11:00 AM (XHO5P)

2 WHEW, that was good timing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2026 11:01 AM (XHO5P)

3 YO

Posted by: SQUEEZE at September 28, 2026 11:01 AM (rOKnE)

4 Making friends with the local avian population is nothing to crow about.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 28, 2026 11:02 AM (MNCvZ)

5 I see your Lemon Zest and raise you Cardamom!

It's hard to find a recipe nowadays that doesn't slip in a little cardamom. Seriously, back TF off with that spice already.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 11:02 AM (rOKnE)

6 The Kaboom box never looked that nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (iW7pR)

7 Lemon zest is amazing, but, like most things, it benefits from it's rarity.

I make lemon-ricotta waffles that uses a lot of lemon zest and they are amazing. But I only make them for my family about once every 2-3 months.

Every day, or every week would get tiring.

That's the problem with "fads"- it wears out the novelty.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (XHO5P)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

9 top ten?

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (sFNX2)

10 Ok. Who's gonna piss about the image THIS time......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

11 Can you put lemon zest in chili?

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)

12 Lemon zest has become the pumpkin spice of additives.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 28, 2026 11:04 AM (MNCvZ)

13 Making friends with the local avian population is nothing to crow about.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy

Some people are raven about it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:04 AM (77rzZ)

14 I see your Lemon Zest and raise you Cardamom!

It's hard to find a recipe nowadays that doesn't slip in a little cardamom. Seriously, back TF off with that spice already.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 11:02 AM (rOKnE)

Again, rarity makes it more valuable.

I generally take my tea with cardamom, but I don't really use it elsewhere.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2026 11:04 AM (XHO5P)

15 I don’t dislike lemon. I put lemon in my tea and I love chicken piccata. But lemon is like rosemary or cilantro – a little goes a long way. Too much will ruin a dish, as will putting it where it doesn’t belong.


I feel the same way about cumin. A little goes a long way.

Had some BBQ Beans one time where all you could taste was the cumin.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:05 AM (ccf/V)

16 Lemon zest has become the pumpkin spice of additives.

For awhile, kale was the lemon zest of pumpkin spices. Thankfully, that moment seems to have passed.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

17 Is it possible that Ace’s neighborhood crows are nursing a grudge against him for some reason? Perhaps they actively dislike people who are shelving-impaired?

I can only assume crows are frightened by little bear looking things with hats & spears.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 11:05 AM (6ydKt)

18 Had Kaboom added lemon zest, it might have remained a going concern. Everyone loves lemon zest.

Posted by: Except Buck at September 28, 2026 11:06 AM (Fn+3X)

19 5 I see your Lemon Zest and raise you Cardamom!

It's hard to find a recipe nowadays that doesn't slip in a little cardamom. Seriously, back TF off with that spice already.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 11:02 AM

This is so funny, because this weekend I went to our local tea house, which does get creative but usually in good ways. The owner was experimenting with new concoctions and was making a cardamom cold foam. In my head I was like are you kidding me? Though I guess it’s not pumpkin spice, at least. Anyway, it was delicious. Really, really good.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)

20 I have used my Microplane Zester as a wood rasp, works well.

Try sawdust in place of lemon zest!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 28, 2026 11:06 AM (MDua2)

21 Forgive me: I am repeating post from Art thread that got nooded. 'Cause I think it's im-potent.

I saw Morning Report included the (surely Iranian derived) terror plot against USAF base in England.

Not being widely reported is death of four US citizens in Athens, Greece from explosionover the weekend. Gas leak is intial report, but it looks a bit too convenient for that. To me. From the timing and geography, I hope our authorities look to Iranian involvement and, if shown, take necessary response

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 11:06 AM (sFNX2)

22 >>They also tenaciously hold grudges.

Last SPring I noticed the local crows enjoying our bird bath, so I started putting out some snacks on the edge of it for them.

Squirrels discovered this and shamelessly stole the snacks immediately after I placed them, so I backed off. A few weeks later, I'm walking my dog when suddenly -- THWACK!! -- something hits the back of my head. And now the darn thing is sitting on a nearby tree scolding me!!

Yes, the crow was pissed I had stopped. Message received, I resumed with the snacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 11:07 AM (rOKnE)

23 I don’t dislike rosemary, but I do dislike too much rosemary.
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"A Whole Lot of Rosemary" is an under-appreciated AC/DC track.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 11:07 AM (TN0g+)

24 Chicken Piccata is my go to order at Italian restaurant and Lemon Chicken at Chinese restaurant. Other than that I don't think I eat a lot of food with lemon.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 11:07 AM (KC5Lt)

25 I'd eat a pound of lemon zest before eating a pinch of curry.

Posted by: Man From Calcutta at September 28, 2026 11:07 AM (Fn+3X)

26 Of course the crows hold a grudge against Ace.

A group of crows is called a murder of crows.

QED, the crows are probably on the side of the insane Clancy supporting AWFLs.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 11:07 AM (HlyYF)

27 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at September 28, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)

28 I'm convinced that the over-use of lemon -- or any strong-tasting spice -- is designed to cover up the off tastes of the food.

It's an old chef's trick: when the food ain't that great, add some strong spices.

Similar thing with the cheap beer brewers (the odious Budweiser, etc) constantly pimping "ice old" beer. Beer is not supposed to be drank ice cold. But the colder the beer, the less you'll notice the dogshit flavors.

So the cheap beer brewers have spent generations trying to get their customers to drink their crappy beer at near-freezing temps.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:08 AM (iFTx/)

29 Take the no lemon pledge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Cqx++)

30 I love the spices in Indian food. So tasty.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)

31 Lemon zest is so yesterday. I'm ready for a sun-dried tomato comeback.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 28, 2026 11:09 AM (0bjKf)

32 >>Though I guess it’s not pumpkin spice, at least. Anyway, it was delicious. Really, really good.

Heh, glad it was good. I will let you drink my share, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 11:09 AM (rOKnE)

33 It's back and better than ever with the absolute required daily minimum of vitamins and Iron, and now with LEMON ZEST! New - KaBOOM! The minimally sufficient breakfast.

Posted by: Gen'l Mills at September 28, 2026 11:09 AM (anL5R)

34 I like lemons a lot, but not the rind.

Mentioned on the Food Thread yesterday, went to to a new-to-me cafe, and ordered poutine. They made it with curly fries, and sprinkled fenugreek on it. Was barely edible. Won't be going back there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 11:10 AM (peOdB)

35 I put Heinz 57 on just about everything I eat so I guess I put raisin and apple zest on most of my food.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 11:10 AM (KC5Lt)

36 Yes, the crow was pissed I had stopped. Message received, I resumed with the snacks.
Posted by: Lizzy

That'll learn ya!

Posted by: Raven Lunatic at September 28, 2026 11:10 AM (Fn+3X)

37 Many birds, crows included, can, and will, memorize faces of people. Especially those that feed them.

We started to feed hummingbirds last summer and we discovered they too will memorize not only the location of the feeder(s) but the face of the person(s) who put it out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 11:11 AM (RORbl)

38 Lemon
See-through in the sunlight
She wore lemon
But never in the daylight

Posted by: Paul Hewson at September 28, 2026 11:11 AM (fmbc9)

39 OK, I confess to liking lemon juice on seafood. Zest not so much.

Glad some (Lizzy) called out the pumkin spice plague. Although (another confession) I look forward to the first appearance of pumkin spice as harbinger of cooler temps. At last.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 11:11 AM (sFNX2)

40 moderation in all things, amirite?

lemon zest, rosemary, cardamom, ... all good, used appropriately.

had a bratwurst, week or so ago, and noticed that it lacked the distinguishing trace of lemon zest that I am used to.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 11:11 AM (VyBeY)

41 If I'm using ketchup, I'm using Whataburger's Spicy Ketchup.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:12 AM (ccf/V)

42 Read up on the Tokyo crow war. Lot of interesting stuff there. They started removing nests and the crows started building fake nests all over the place. The crows caused power outages, were stealing food from children, and even dive bombed the mayor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2026 11:12 AM (8T+WD)

43 Culinary expert I'm not since I'm misusing the term zest.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 11:12 AM (KC5Lt)

44 Lemon is for cold drinks and cold desserts. Nothing else.

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:13 AM (ZV+zn)

45 32 >>Though I guess it’s not pumpkin spice, at least. Anyway, it was delicious. Really, really good.

Heh, glad it was good. I will let you drink my share, too!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 11:09 AM

I was not expecting it to be that good. I am going to get a London Fog with this as a topper next time. I will keep you posted. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:13 AM (ZdaMQ)

46 I love the taste of oysters, but that doesn’t mean I need to put oysters in every dish I make.

Lemon Oyster Kaboom!...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:13 AM (l3cgK)

47 Made very sure to explain to my young kids why they don't bother crows.

Now they'll spot them out the window and want to go feed their "bird friends"

Posted by: heya at September 28, 2026 11:13 AM (JRhnV)

48 Eat your lemon zest. Do you want to die of scurvy?

Posted by: Rind Of The Ancient Mariner at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (Fn+3X)

49 I'm convinced that the over-use of lemon -- or any strong-tasting spice -- is designed to cover up the off tastes of the food.

It's an old chef's trick: when the food ain't that great, add some strong spices.


The old saw has it that spices were used to cover the the taste and smell of rotting meat in medieval times, but if you think about it, that doesn't really make sense. Spices, especially pepper, were very expensive, and the only people who could afford them were the rich, who were also the least likely to eat rotten meat.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

50 Lemon goes in dessert. Mixed drinks. And maybe fish. Nothing else.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (3cUTc)

51 Why are we raving about lemon zest?

Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (Oy/m2)

52 Why are we raving about lemon zest?
Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (Oy/m2)



Much more ranting than raving.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

53 I term myself an upstart crow.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (amcLV)

54 Carried forward...

300 What kind of ornamental grass cushions a fall off a ladder?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

Pampas grass seems like it would do the trick.

https://tinyurl.com/ynm2pdbz

My neighbor has several planted right along the coastal. They are big and spectacular, although not as big as the ones in the pic.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (J4Dwc)

55 Some folks like to drizzle a bit of lemon juice on grilled fish.
I've found that some fresh lime juice squeezed onto grilled salmon is delicious.
YMMV

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 28, 2026 11:14 AM (MNCvZ)

56 Culinary expert I'm not since I'm misusing the term zest.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 11:12 AM (KC5Lt)

It's lemon rind, is what it is. The part you are not supposed to eat. Want some cow zest on your burger?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 11:15 AM (peOdB)

57 For awhile, kale was the lemon zest of pumpkin spices. Thankfully, that moment seems to have passed.
Posted by: Archimedes

It seems like just yesterday that it was kale this and kale that. Kale everywhere. Kale, kale, kale. It's so healthy. Blech! The stuff is awful.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 11:15 AM (lJ0H4)

58 If I'm using ketchup, I'm using Whataburger's Spicy Ketchup.
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That Ketchup is the best for dipping fries.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 11:15 AM (TN0g+)

59 Beids. Dirty, disgusting, lice-ridden beids.

Posted by: The Conciurge at September 28, 2026 11:15 AM (77rzZ)

60 Ace always puts a little lemon zest on his hobo meat. It makes it taste less hoboey.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 28, 2026 11:16 AM (f4cqu)

61
That Ketchup is the best for dipping fries.
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 11:15 AM (TN0g+)



Exactly what I last used it for.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:16 AM (ccf/V)

62 We are heading into Halloween season.

So that means ghosts and goblins and candy and costumes and ... endless stupid confabulations of "pumpkin spice" and pretty much everything on the planet.

Pumpkin ale. Pumpkin soda. Pumpkin cakes. Pumpkin bagels. Pumpkin chicken. Pumpkin lattes. Pumpkin pumpkin. Pumpkin condoms.

[Vomits]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

63 28 I'm convinced that the over-use of lemon -- or any strong-tasting spice -- is designed to cover up the off tastes of the food.

It's an old chef's trick: when the food ain't that great, add some strong spices.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:08 AM (iFTx/)

Chorizo...My FIL, God rest his soul, told me about a time he visited a chorizo factory in Mexico...some of the meat was green...they add lots of spices to cover up the smell and flavor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:16 AM (l3cgK)

64 "British counterterrorism police said Monday that five men who were arrested over the weekend on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act in an English village near a Royal Air Force base used by U.S. forces had been released on bail."

What the actual F**k

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 11:17 AM (Y8DZL)

65 "British counterterrorism police said Monday that five men who were arrested over the weekend on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act in an English village near a Royal Air Force base used by U.S. forces had been released on bail."



His motives were unknown.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:18 AM (ccf/V)

66 It seems like just yesterday that it was kale this and kale that. Kale everywhere. Kale, kale, kale. It's so healthy. Blech! The stuff is awful.
Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 11:15 AM (lJ0H4)

Y’all crack me up. Leafy greens are good and good for you! Get the right kind of kale, add it in your salads. Fiber is your friend. Mostly. Unless you have health issues.

It still goes in my green juice everyday, but so does lemon.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:18 AM (ZdaMQ)

67 64 "British counterterrorism police said Monday that five men who were arrested over the weekend on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act in an English village near a Royal Air Force base used by U.S. forces had been released on bail."

What the actual F**k

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 11:17 AM (Y8DZL)

The UK is quickly evolving into an enemy state...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:18 AM (l3cgK)

68 Kale is the Kaboom of coles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2026 11:18 AM (BI5O2)

69 >>My neighbor has several planted right along the coastal. They are big and spectacular, although not as big as the ones in the pic.

Just wait. They'll get bigger. Invasive weeds have a way of doing that.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 11:18 AM (viF8m)

70 It's an old chef's trick: when the food ain't that great, add some strong spices.
_________

That didn't work out for Frank Costanza in Korea.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 11:18 AM (JzUSu)

71 Are crows, like, the direct descendants of velociraptors?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (wzUl9)

72 "British counterterrorism police said Monday that five men who were arrested over the weekend on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act in an English village near a Royal Air Force base used by U.S. forces had been released on bail."

What the actual F**k
Posted by: Auspex

Indeed!

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (lJ0H4)

73 I'm convinced that the over-use of lemon -- or any strong-tasting spice -- is designed to cover up the off tastes of the food.

It's an old chef's trick: when the food ain't that great, add some strong spices.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:08 AM (iFTx/)

Chorizo...My FIL, God rest his soul, told me about a time he visited a chorizo factory in Mexico...some of the meat was green...they add lots of spices to cover up the smell and flavor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:16 AM (l3cgK)
________

Chorizo for the win!

Way back in the day, heavily salting meats was a way to sustain the meat and cover up the rotting flavors. Corned beef, for one.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)

74 Y’all crack me up. Greens are good and good for you!

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Sure.

I just prefer ones that don't taste awful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (BI5O2)

75 Add some lemon zest to crow before you eat it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (l3cgK)

76 Lemon zest really brightens up anilingus.

Posted by: James Talerico at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (jBygX)

77 Are ravens, grackles, and magpies as smart as crows?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (wzUl9)

78 22 >>They also tenaciously hold grudges.

Last SPring I noticed the local crows enjoying our bird bath, so I started putting out some snacks on the edge of it for them.

Squirrels discovered this and shamelessly stole the snacks immediately after I placed them, so I backed off. A few weeks later, I'm walking my dog when suddenly -- THWACK!! -- something hits the back of my head. And now the darn thing is sitting on a nearby tree scolding me!!

Yes, the crow was pissed I had stopped. Message received, I resumed with the snacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 11:07 AM (rOKnE)
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A decent pellet rifle can fix that problem in short order. Squirrels are destructive little rat bastards.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (JNTt1)

79 You crave an EV Follies article-with conflagrations.
You'd accept a well-written Buck political dissertation.
You get a Lemon Zest Kaboom Crow Fest.

Posted by: Hangs Head at September 28, 2026 11:20 AM (Fn+3X)

80 Speaking of birds, good news everyone!


Scientists have discovered the first new penguin species in 100 years.

Posted by: The Conciurge at September 28, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

81 Ace always puts a little lemon zest on his hobo meat. It makes it taste less hoboey.
==
He has the recipe in the cookbook. He marinates the hobo in lemon juice and olive oil, salt, rosemary and black pepper for 8-12 hours. Then he smokes it low and slow. It keeps it from coming out stringy. He says you can lemon zest the top of a roast for extra zing.

I actually haven't found much hobo locally, and the imported hobo is very pricey.

Posted by: so there's that at September 28, 2026 11:20 AM (anL5R)

82 *intercoastal

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 11:20 AM (J4Dwc)

83
*checks calendar*

FWP was yesterday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 11:21 AM (eRlcH)

84 We're ignoring the OG of overused "spices", namely garlic. Don't get me wrong, I really love the stuff and probably overuse it, but it doesn't need to go in everything.

I say this as a philosophical assertion, since I have yet to find food it doesn't improve.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

85 Oops. Off The Producers sock.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

86 80 Speaking of birds, good news everyone!


Scientists have discovered the first new penguin species in 100 years.

Posted by: The Conciurge at September 28, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

Not even lemon zest and spices will make it taste palatable...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (l3cgK)

87 >>Are ravens, grackles, and magpies as smart as crows?

Nevermore.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (viF8m)

88 78 22 >>They also tenaciously hold grudges.

Last SPring I noticed the local crows enjoying our bird bath, so I started putting out some snacks on the edge of it for them.

Squirrels discovered this and shamelessly stole the snacks immediately after I placed them, so I backed off. A few weeks later, I'm walking my dog when suddenly -- THWACK!! -- something hits the back of my head. And now the darn thing is sitting on a nearby tree scolding me!!

Yes, the crow was pissed I had stopped. Message received, I resumed with the snacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 11:07 AM (rOKnE)
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A decent pellet rifle can fix that problem in short order. Squirrels are destructive little rat bastards.
Posted by: Bonecrusher
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Use the cheapest, nastiest hot sauce on the snacks. Birds cannot process the heat so it passes through with no problems.

Mammals, not so much. Liquid is easier to apply as if you use the dry powder on a windy day in filling the birdfeeders, you pepper spray yourself with the powder. Nasty.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

89 I liked it better when words had meaning.

California congressman proposes bill to reclassify air rifles as firearms

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (ndZc7)

90 84 We're ignoring the OG of overused "spices", namely garlic. Don't get me wrong, I really love the stuff and probably overuse it, but it doesn't need to go in everything.

I say this as a philosophical assertion, since I have yet to find food it doesn't improve.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

Cereal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (l3cgK)

91 You're not fully clean until you're zestfully clean.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (Cqx++)

92 Well, after searching diligently, I have found the cawfee..

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (2WIwB)

93
I have a phone call to take at noon, then shopping. Will be making bean soup with ham and bacon for Her Majesty's return tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 11:23 AM (eRlcH)

94 I say this as a philosophical assertion, since I have yet to find food it doesn't improve.
Posted by: Archimedes
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It would be a near thing putting garlic with Kaboom!

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:23 AM (E4rtv)

95 Are ravens, grackles, and magpies as smart as crows?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 11:19 AM (wzUl9)

Pretty sure ravens are smarter. They have a wide range of vocal calls. Come pretty close to having a language, I am guessing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 11:23 AM (peOdB)

96
I feel the same way about cumin. A little goes a long way.

Had some BBQ Beans one time where all you could taste was the cumin.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:05 AM (ccf/V)


Yeah, there's a lot of cumin overdose about.

I even once got some guacamole in a """"Mexican"""" restaurant that had cumin in the guac. A lot of cumin. Whereas there is no cumin in guacamole. not even a picogram!!!

But, used properly, cumin is great stuff.

F'rinstance a classic Crispy Beef Tex-Mex Taco lives by having a generous amount of cumin on the beef mix.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 11:23 AM (YSUhf)

97 The arugala fad I hope has died out. That shit tastes like soap!

Posted by: Colgate Palmolive at September 28, 2026 11:23 AM (Fn+3X)

98 89 I liked it better when words had meaning.

California congressman proposes bill to reclassify air rifles as firearms

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (ndZc7)

Because nothing says "FIREarms" like an air-pump or CO2 bb gun...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:23 AM (l3cgK)

99 Perhaps a switch to Ravens, which are merely unkind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 11:23 AM (XeU6L)

100 It seems like just yesterday that it was kale this and kale that. Kale everywhere. Kale, kale, kale. It's so healthy. Blech! The stuff is awful.
Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 11:15 AM (lJ0H4)

Y’all crack me up. Leafy greens are good and good for you! Get the right kind of kale, add it in your salads. Fiber is your friend. Mostly. Unless you have health issues.

It still goes in my green juice everyday, but so does lemon.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:18 AM (ZdaMQ)
______

Kale is pretty awful by itself. Ditto arugula. But I do toss some into a "normal" salad to kick the taste up a notch.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (iFTx/)

101 Lemon goes in dessert. Mixed drinks. And maybe fish. Nothing else.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026


***
When you ask for water, a great many places bring you a nice tall glass with a wedge of lemon on the rim. I take it off and either give it to Miss Linda, or leave it on the table.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (wzUl9)

102 Scientists have discovered the first new penguin species in 100 years.
Posted by: The Conciurge

Duncanthrax, if I'm not mistaken, will be thrilled. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (lJ0H4)

103 89 I liked it better when words had meaning.

California congressman proposes bill to reclassify air rifles as firearms
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Asshats abide in Congress. We should really pick them via a lottery instead of elections. Then they could get right to the business of selling us out cheap.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)

104 Will be making bean soup with ham and bacon for Her Majesty's return tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

When do we eat? I'll bring wine and a floral centerpiece.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (77rzZ)

105 Chorizo...My FIL, God rest his soul, told me about a time he visited a chorizo factory in Mexico...some of the meat was green...they add lots of spices to cover up the smell and flavor.
Posted by: jim
===\
Let me tell you the story my High School Social Studies teacher told us about when he worked in a huge tomato Ketchup plant on the texas border when he was a lad, and the occasional bathroom breaks taken by the largely across the border work force.

Posted by: I dont eat ketchup anymore at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (anL5R)

106 The arugala fad I hope has died out.

It kind of faded away with Obama, who was a big advocate, because of course he was.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

107 You can boop a Shiba’s nose 3 times before they chomp you. In case this is information you need.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (ZdaMQ)

108
I love lemon and am fine with the use of lemon peel.

But, if they were serving grated lemon peel in your food that had the pith...they were not a good restaurant.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (YSUhf)

109 Speaking of spices, one of my go-tos is za'atar. Try it. You'll thank The Blade later.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:25 AM (iFTx/)

110 California congressman proposes bill to reclassify air rifles as firearms...
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I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 11:25 AM (XeU6L)

111 *intercoastal
Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 11:20 AM (J4Dwc)

Isn't it the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 11:25 AM (peOdB)

112 100 It seems like just yesterday that it was kale this and kale that. Kale everywhere. Kale, kale, kale. It's so healthy. Blech! The stuff is awful.
Posted by: Tuna
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Substitute baby spinach, sweeter without the bitter taste. Kale is mainly fit for decorating salad bars around the actual food.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:25 AM (E4rtv)

113 The arugala fad I hope has died out.

It kind of faded away with Obama, who was a big advocate, because of course he was.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)
_________

But somehow gay sex has remained at its peak after Obama ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:25 AM (iFTx/)

114 108
I love lemon and am fine with the use of lemon peel.

But, if they were serving grated lemon peel in your food that had the pith...they were not a good restaurant.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 11:24 AM (YSUhf)

As a young girl, my mother would eat lemons with salt and chile...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (l3cgK)

115
F'rinstance a classic Crispy Beef Tex-Mex Taco lives by having a generous amount of cumin on the beef mix.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 11:23 AM (YSUhf)



Add a dash of cumin to any mac 'n cheese.......it works and changes the flavor to something pleasant without being overly cumin flavored.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (ccf/V)

116 62 We are heading into Halloween season.

So that means ghosts and goblins and candy and costumes and ... endless stupid confabulations of "pumpkin spice" and pretty much everything on the planet.

Pumpkin ale. Pumpkin soda. Pumpkin cakes. Pumpkin bagels. Pumpkin chicken. Pumpkin lattes. Pumpkin pumpkin. Pumpkin condoms.

[Vomits]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)


I like to recall a tear a former cow-orker went on when talking about some ridiculous aspects of adults celebrating Hallowe'en. I can now only remember the gist, but I do have a clear memory of him chortling the phrase "girls dressed up as slutty pumpkins". Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (fmbc9)

117 Lemon goes in dessert. Mixed drinks. And maybe fish. Nothing else.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
______

Sweet iced tea.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (JzUSu)

118 Kale is pretty awful by itself. Ditto arugula. But I do toss some into a "normal" salad to kick the taste up a notch.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026

I like arugula. I am beginning to think I might be weird.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (ZdaMQ)

119 Chorizo...My FIL, God rest his soul, told me about a time he visited a chorizo factory in Mexico...some of the meat was green...they add lots of spices to cover up the smell and flavor.
---
Some discussion on the internet i've seen is the the ph of the human stomach is most close to ... vultures and hyenas.

That, yeah, we've a high-powered gut designed to kill what's growing in stuff that's been dead for a bit.
And dissolve bone.
Show up at the kill with our pointy sticks and chase off the actual hunters.

Note:
The highly-prized "dry-aged" beef is just another way to say, "slightly but carefully rotted*, but we cut away that part and serve you the delicious middle."

*fermented may be another way to put it, that controlled process of partially breaking down the food before we eat it; let the good bacteria do the hard work.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (3cUTc)

120 A decent pellet rifle can fix that problem in short order. Squirrels are destructive little rat bastards.
Posted by: Bonecrusher


Nailed a tree rat right in the butt with my Red Rider. He must of jumped 10 feet! Hilarious!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (2WIwB)

121 Good news, everyone!

UK officials assure everyone that "Middle Eastern-looking" terror suspects are "British nationals"

-
Thank goodness they weren't foreigners!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)

122 It still goes in my green juice everyday, but so does lemon.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:18 AM (ZdaMQ)
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Kale is a super accumulator of heavy metals. Too much can cause heavy metal toxicity. See this article for more details. https://craftsmanship.net/the-vegetable-detective/

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (JNTt1)

123 But, if they were serving grated lemon peel in your food that had the pith...they were not a good restaurant.

Agree. I think some of the opprobrium heaped upon lemon zest results from people not knowing or caring to make it properly and incorporating a lot of pith. It really pithes me off.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

124 81 Ace always puts a little lemon zest on his hobo meat. It makes it taste less hoboey.
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Fruit juices also tenderize tough meat in a marinade. Course, you can also just use meat tenderizer.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (E4rtv)

125 I like to recall a tear a former cow-orker went on when talking about some ridiculous aspects of adults celebrating Hallowe'en. I can now only remember the gist, but I do have a clear memory of him chortling the phrase "girls dressed up as slutty pumpkins". Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (fmbc9)

"The Slutty Pumpkin Returns" is apparently an episode of "How I Met Your Mother"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (l3cgK)

126 >>Kale is pretty awful by itself. Ditto arugula. But I do toss some into a "normal" salad to kick the taste up a notch.

Kale is in the same vegetable family as Brussels sprouts.

It's the family called This Shit Tastes Like Ass So I Cover It Up With Stuff That Tastes Good To Choke It Down.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)

127 Y’all crack me up. Leafy greens are good and good for you! Get the right kind of kale, add it in your salads. Fiber is your friend. Mostly. Unless you have health issues.

It still goes in my green juice everyday, but so does lemon.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026


***
After a layoff, I've just bought some iceberg lettuce, radishes, and green onions to assemble into my daily salad. Pickles instead of cucumbers, and pickle juice instead of a high-calorie dressing. Salty and tasty.

Long ago when I was on a diet, I made up the salad and used lemon juice on it. The taste was okay. Years after that I tried it again, and my throat felt like I'd swallowed drain cleaner. Never again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)

128 Kale is a super accumulator of heavy metals. Too much can cause heavy metal toxicity. See this article for more details. https://craftsmanship.net/the-vegetable-detective/
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (JNTt1)



It can also mess with your thyroid and cause issues with certain medications.

I find it best to simply avoid as it's doesn't seem really worth the risk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)

129 I like arugula also mustard greens are awesome. I grow my own and eat it till I am sick of it in the early summer.

Interestingly enough, when you eat greens, bacteria in the back of your mouth takes the nitrates in the greens and convert it to nitric oxide, which assists in "firming" the male response.

Now that bacteria can be killed by things like Listerine.

Posted by: Wife is pretty well worn out by labor day at September 28, 2026 11:28 AM (anL5R)

130 Add a dash of cumin to any mac 'n cheese.......it works and changes the flavor to something pleasant without being overly cumin flavored.
Posted by: Sponge
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Prefer smoked paprika.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)

131 Sigh....again with the crows..?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 11:29 AM (QGaXH)

132 =======
Prefer smoked paprika.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)



that works as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:29 AM (ccf/V)

133 Food fads are a real thing

I remember the hot sauce boom
----
>Crows hold multi-generational grudges!?
---

sure, why not
my shitlist is carved in stone
there are kids from 1st grade I still hate their guts
I realize this isn't exactly 'multi-generational', but still.
just sayin

Posted by: Don Black at September 28, 2026 11:29 AM (ZxPkt)

134 We are heading into Halloween season.

So that means ghosts and goblins and candy and costumes and ... endless stupid confabulations of "pumpkin spice" and pretty much everything on the planet.

Pumpkin ale. Pumpkin soda. Pumpkin cakes. Pumpkin bagels. Pumpkin chicken. Pumpkin lattes. Pumpkin pumpkin. Pumpkin condoms.

[Vomits]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

I like to recall a tear a former cow-orker went on when talking about some ridiculous aspects of adults celebrating Hallowe'en. I can now only remember the gist, but I do have a clear memory of him chortling the phrase "girls dressed up as slutty pumpkins". Still makes me laugh.
Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (fmbc9)
_____

Hot girls dressed as slutty pumpkins? I'm OK with that.

But that reminds me of another Halloween tradition that I don't like: young girls dressing up in slutty costumes. Where are the parents? They look like 13-14 year old whores. Stop it, please.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:30 AM (iFTx/)

135 128 Kale is a super accumulator of heavy metals. Too much can cause heavy metal toxicity. See this article for more details. https://craftsmanship.net/the-vegetable-detective/
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (JNTt1)


It can also mess with your thyroid and cause issues with certain medications.

I find it best to simply avoid as it's doesn't seem really worth the risk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)

Sounds perfect for a toxic super-fund site...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:30 AM (l3cgK)

136 Substitute baby spinach, sweeter without the bitter taste. Kale is mainly fit for decorating salad bars around the actual food.
Posted by: whig

Love spinach, especially steamed with lots of butter.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 11:30 AM (lJ0H4)

137 I blame the Food Network.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

138 Isn't it the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 11:25 AM (peOdB)

Yes, but no one here calls it that. It gets mispronounced quite frequently.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 11:30 AM (J4Dwc)

139 Most vegetables are in the same species as Brussel sprouts. They are all just Chihuahuas and Great Danes of the same awful plant.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2026 11:31 AM (8T+WD)

140 Death to pumpkin spice!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at September 28, 2026 11:31 AM (rje/a)

141 Love spinach, especially steamed with lots of butter.
Posted by: Tuna

Butter improves everything.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

142 When you ask for water, a great many places bring you a nice tall glass with a wedge of lemon on the rim. I take it off and either give it to Miss Linda, or leave it on the table.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Same reason lemon is often used in fish, reduces odors and off taste in the tap water. Can also serve as a palate cleanser.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)

143 We used to get spinach served to us with lemon juice on it. Not a fan. Prefer salt.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 11:32 AM (RORbl)

144 Crows hate Kaboom?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:32 AM (RIvkX)

145 Kale is a super accumulator of heavy metals. Too much can cause heavy metal toxicity. See this article for more details. https://craftsmanship.net/the-vegetable-detective/
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (JNTt1)
________

"Death to false metal"

-- Manowar

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

146 Sigh....again with the crows..?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Evermore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 11:33 AM (XeU6L)

147 Crows hate Kaboom?
==
As would any self respecting creature. Crows are not lack wit, low achievers with mommie issues.

Posted by: NTTAWWT at September 28, 2026 11:34 AM (anL5R)

148 146 Sigh....again with the crows..?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
------

Evermore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 11:33 AM (XeU6L)

I hate the crows that come here in late summer, and they hate me. They keep ripping my nuts off the pecan tree and keep smashing them on my roof and driveway...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:34 AM (l3cgK)

149 Love spinach, especially steamed with lots of butter.
Posted by: Tuna
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Add a bit of garlic if you like as well to baby spinach. The adult stuff, I usually remove stems as it can get a bit woody. I don't care for the texture of boiled spinach.

Slaws are also a good way to get a mix of goodness including cabbage without the odor. Essentially a shredded salad and usually pretty cheap because a large component of slaw is usually cabbage.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:34 AM (E4rtv)

150 143 We used to get spinach served to us with lemon juice on it. Not a fan. Prefer salt.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Try some bacon bits with it. A little goes a long way.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:35 AM (E4rtv)

151 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:34 AM (l3cgK)

Um, I don't want to know what your nuts are doing on the pecan tree.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)

152 I hate the crows that come here in late summer, and they hate me. They keep ripping my nuts off

I did NOT have "crows are ripping my nuts off" on my Bingo card. Those are some angry crows.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

153 128 Kale is a super accumulator of heavy metals. Too much can cause heavy metal toxicity. See this article for more details. https://craftsmanship.net/the-vegetable-detective/
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28,

Those urine numbers seem very, very off. I would be cautious with the entire article based on that alone, but then the article conflated stable cesium with radioactive cesium, which is not. There are also issues with the Kern County “findings”, which aren’t findings at all.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:37 AM (ZdaMQ)

154 Any dish can be enhanced and improved by adding a generous helping of beets!

Posted by: Dana Loesch at September 28, 2026 11:37 AM (Fn+3X)

155 Insty links to a tweet of a Brit bemoaning the state of the UK.
Fellow ends with, basically, there's nothing we can do.

No.
There is.

But that choice is rough, hard and violent.

So don't say you there is nothing you can do.

The balance of risk to reward just hasn't shifted enough for you, yet.
Pray you don't wait until there really is nothing you can do.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 11:38 AM (3cUTc)

156 153 stable cesium with radioactive cesium, which is not* the same thing.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:38 AM (ZdaMQ)

157 I did NOT have "crows are ripping my nuts off" on my Bingo card. Those are some angry crows.
Posted by: Archimedes

Maybe it's a punishment from the gods, as happened with Prometheus. They're just not going for his liver.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:39 AM (77rzZ)

158 152 I hate the crows that come here in late summer, and they hate me. They keep ripping my nuts off

I did NOT have "crows are ripping my nuts off" on my Bingo card. Those are some angry crows.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

Prometheus had a liver issue, I have my issues...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:39 AM (l3cgK)

159 156 153 stable cesium with radioactive cesium, which is not* the same thing.

Word!

Posted by: Bikini Islanders at September 28, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

160 that works as well.
Posted by: Sponge
=======
I should probably cook more with cumin but it is simply the odd spice out on my spice collection. Same for some of the exotic mixes like Za'tar.

I've found personally that Mediterranean cooking recipes with a spot of Italian and French digest better for me. Will do Tex Mex, Szechuan, and Cajun when I feel the urge. Usually when I am stopped up from seasonal allergies.

Grilled tuna steaks the other day.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)

161 In other news:

I still post too much.......

Top 10 commenters:
1 [634 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Cancer' [90.05 posts/day]
2 [507 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films'
3 [455 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
4 [420 comments] 'Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _'
5 [384 comments] 'Ronson Zippo, Esq.'
6 [317 comments] '18-1'
7 [316 comments] 'Skip'
8 [312 comments] 'Bulg'
9 [308 comments] 'Hadrian the Seventh'
10 [285 comments] 'JackStraw'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

162 Dad had an issue with a crow where he grew up in Flatbush. Claimed he was persistently attacked as a kid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:40 AM (RIvkX)

163 Cabbage Rolls and Coffee-Mmmm, Mmmm Good!

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at September 28, 2026 11:40 AM (Fn+3X)

164 Face it, folks, Piper is in the pocket of Big Kale.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:40 AM (77rzZ)

165 156 153 stable cesium with radioactive cesium, which is not* the same thing.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:38 AM (ZdaMQ)

There is only *one* stable isotope of Cesium (cesium-133)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:40 AM (l3cgK)

166 >>>But lemon is like rosemary or cilantro – a little goes a long way. Too much will ruin a dish, as will putting it where it doesn’t belong.

Same with sour cream. You know who you are, people.

It is not a culinary crutch.

Stop it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 11:41 AM (dK+Kv)

167 I know time passes quickly but October of 2024 is NOT "Several weeks back....."

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 11:41 AM (QGaXH)

168 Starship attempting re-entry.

I think Q had a one-liner about that in a Bond film.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 11:41 AM (wBRco)

169 I like vegetables for the most part, but a lot of lettuces, especially the fancy ones like arugula are no bueno for my digestive system. Spinach, romaine and iceberg are okay, as long as I do not overindulge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2026 11:42 AM (PSEDc)

170 Same with sour cream. You know who you are, people.

It is not a culinary crutch.

Stop it.


Make me.

Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at September 28, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

171 There is only *one* stable isotope of Cesium (cesium-133)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:40 AM (l3cgK)

This is claiming it’s the same as cesium-137.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:42 AM (ZdaMQ)

172 *searches for alternate recipe for spam in lemon sour cream sauce*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:43 AM (RIvkX)

173 139 Most vegetables are in the same species as Brussel sprouts. They are all just Chihuahuas and Great Danes of the same awful plant.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Heh, the trick to odious foods that are good for you is to hide the taste within the spices that you like. Brussel Sprouts roasted in a bacon fat for example. You taste the bacon fat and spices and get the Brussel Sprouts as filler. Or add veggies that you do like.

I've gotten decent over the years at that.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)

174 Pumpkin spice creamers should be banned from the dairy section in grocery stores.

Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 11:43 AM (Oy/m2)

175 Um, I don't want to know what your nuts are doing on the pecan tree.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)

You're not fooling anyone. We've all been there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 11:43 AM (dK+Kv)

176 Starship attempting re-entry.

I think Q had a one-liner about that in a Bond film.
Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 11:41 AM (wBRco)



So, we're to the point now where we can launch shit, have it unload it's payload in space and come back before lunch?


Dayum.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:43 AM (ccf/V)

177 >>>I like vegetables for the most part, but a lot of lettuces, especially the fancy ones like arugula are no bueno for my digestive system.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell!

Posted by: Chi Wawa at September 28, 2026 11:43 AM (qwype)

178 I seldom make the Top Ten Commenters Board, but I've been dominating the Sockpuppet Board lately. It's a Mental Illness.

Posted by: Central State Hospital, Ward "C" at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (Fn+3X)

179 Um, I don't want to know what your nuts are doing on the pecan tree.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)



Dick and Jane sittin' in a tree.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (ccf/V)

180 Imagine you lived in a country that just caught 5, at least, terrorists that were planning a mass casualty attack so large you had to evacuate people who lived anywhere near the area and call in the military and bomb squad. The terrorists were strip searched for suicide bombs after being arrested on terrorism charges.

And then the next day they released the terrorists on bail with "strict rules". Crazy, right?

That would have been us without Trump. I don't care how much the Republican running in your district sucks, the left is fucking crazy. Vote against crazy like your life depends on it cause it does.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (viF8m)

181 166 >>>But lemon is like rosemary or cilantro – a little goes a long way. Too much will ruin a dish, as will putting it where it doesn’t belong.

Same with sour cream. You know who you are, people.

It is not a culinary crutch.

Stop it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 11:41 AM (dK+Kv)
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Swapping out ricotta cheese for sour cream makes an outstanding lasagna; once you do it you will never go back.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (JNTt1)

182 166 >>>But lemon is like rosemary or cilantro – a little goes a long way. Too much will ruin a dish, as will putting it where it doesn’t belong.

Same with sour cream. You know who you are, people.

It is not a culinary crutch.

Stop it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Heh.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)

183 I am beginning to think I might be weird.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (ZdaMQ)


Never admit that. Always go with the "you're all wrong" approach.

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (ZV+zn)

184 I seldom make the Top Ten Commenters Board, but I've been dominating the Sockpuppet Board lately. It's a Mental Illness.
Posted by: Central State Hospital, Ward "C" at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (Fn+3X)



I have dropped from THAT list, thankfully. And at least I'm no longer at 4 to 1 against the rest of the field in comments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:45 AM (ccf/V)

185 A little lemon zest is nice.

No pumpkin spice is nice.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2026 11:45 AM (qwype)

186
Never admit that. Always go with the "you're all wrong" approach.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (ZV+zn)



That's chapter 7 of "How to Make Friends and Influence Others."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:45 AM (ccf/V)

187 I preserve Myer lemons, and slivers of the skin giving a bright sweet/sour/salty flavor to all kinds of dishes. Add a twist to my Vespa martinis makes them transcendent and adds healthy probiotics.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 28, 2026 11:45 AM (bX16E)

188 That would have been us without Trump. I don't care how much the Republican running in your district sucks, the left is fucking crazy. Vote against crazy like your life depends on it cause it does.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Better King Log than King Stork.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)

189 I dread the appearance of the leader board.

I dread appearing on the leader board.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (RIvkX)

190 Pretty sure ravens are smarter.

Smarter than Lamont.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (jBygX)

191 183 I am beginning to think I might be weird.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:26 AM (ZdaMQ)

Never admit that. Always go with the "you're all wrong" approach.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (ZV

Jotting this down under “don’t half ass stupid”. Life rules to live by.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (ZdaMQ)

192 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

Well, you've been around for quite some time and we have a soft spot for you. I recognize all the other handles and have even been on the "frequent posters wall " several times, but I must have missed most of a week because this is the first time I've seen Ronson Zippo and yet he had over 300 posts?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (JrHfD)

193 174 Pumpkin spice creamers should be banned from the dairy section in grocery stores.
Posted by: dantesed

Amen. An Horrible Plague!

Posted by: Aghast And Agog! at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (Fn+3X)

194 I add fresh basil to my wilted spinach then toss in shredded parmesan

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (QwZKw)

195 One of the more "that does not make sense" claims out of the Ukraine war was that the US could not/would not have a defense to drones.

Like our boys in uniform were just sitting still, watching mouth agape.

Except.

We got fricking lasers.

They're real and spectacular.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (3cUTc)

196 171 There is only *one* stable isotope of Cesium (cesium-133)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:40 AM (l3cgK)

This is claiming it’s the same as cesium-137.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:42 AM (ZdaMQ)

Yeah, well...cesium-133, AFAIK, has no heath detriments...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (l3cgK)

197 we can launch shit, have it unload it's payload in space and come back before lunch?
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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (JNTt1)

198 not true, Piper!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (VyBeY)

199 It is not a culinary crutch.

Stop it.
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I worked with a lady who must have had some sort of dietary deficiency--she used tobasco sauce on LITERALLY everything. She carried a bottle in her purse. Go out for lunch? She'd dump tobasco on ANY genre of food served. Have lunch brought in by a salesperson? She'd reach into her purse on pour the sauce on whatever sandwich/pizza/entree they brought us. It was quite strange. I never saw her eat any non-desert item that she didn't put tobasco sauce on.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (TN0g+)

200 I seem to recall that plants, all of them, will accumulate most everything that's in the dirt they're planted in.

Just some minerals or whatever more than others.

There are reports of whole playgrounds, or parks that have had their grassy areas bulldozed and replanted because there was "too much" of whatever substance was pissing off the local Karens that day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (RORbl)

201 Never admit that. Always go with the "you're all wrong" approach.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (ZV+zn)
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Moron Pride!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (RIvkX)

202 I seldom make the Top Ten Commenters Board, but I've been dominating the Sockpuppet Board lately. It's a Mental Illness.
Posted by: Central State Hospital, Ward "C" at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (Fn+3X)


I have dropped from THAT list, thankfully. And at least I'm no longer at 4 to 1 against the rest of the field in comments.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:45 AM (ccf/V)


Maybe the guy who publishes those lists needs to juke the stats!

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (ZV+zn)

203 Kale is in the same vegetable family as Brussels sprouts.

It's the family called This Shit Tastes Like Ass So I Cover It Up With Stuff That Tastes Good To Choke It Down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)
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Honest question, when's the last time you had Brussels sprouts?

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (oqH4h)

204 172 *searches for alternate recipe for spam in lemon sour cream sauce*
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Is there such a thing as kosher Spam?

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)

205 Same with sour cream. You know who you are, people.

It is not a culinary crutch.

Stop it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
__________

Disagree. The secret ingredient in anything is always either sour cream or cream cheese.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (JzUSu)

206 Jotting this down under “don’t half ass stupid”. Life rules to live by.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:46 AM (ZdaMQ)


I was pretty proud of myself for the "don't half-ass stupid" thing

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:48 AM (ZV+zn)

207 I've seen Ronson Zippo and yet he had over 300 posts?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

All of my posts are Sockpuppets. I have no identity, or personality for that matter.

Posted by: Under The Radar at September 28, 2026 11:48 AM (Fn+3X)

208
I was pretty proud of myself for the "don't half-ass stupid" thing

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:48 AM (ZV+zn)



You act like you know me or something......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:48 AM (ccf/V)

209 Honest question, when's the last time you had Brussels sprouts?
Posted by: ballistic

About a month ago. If properly cooked and spiced, I don't have a problem with it. Essentially baby cabbage. But I sure in the heck would not boil it nor cabbage. Better ways to prepare it.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

210 what JS said @ 180!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 11:49 AM (VyBeY)

211 >>Disagree. The secret ingredient in anything is always either sour cream or cream cheese.

Best hidden ingredient in smoked mac and cheese is cream cheese.

Don't tell anyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 11:49 AM (viF8m)

212 I like to recall a tear a former cow-orker went on when talking about some ridiculous aspects of adults celebrating Hallowe'en. I can now only remember the gist, but I do have a clear memory of him chortling the phrase "girls dressed up as slutty pumpkins". Still makes me laugh.
Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026


***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 loved her "slutty barbarianette" costume.

So did most men with blood in their veins.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 11:49 AM (wzUl9)

213 Salt, at least, has health benefits unless you're genetically unlucky. But tabasco?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 11:49 AM (aJQbY)

214 I add fresh basil to my wilted spinach then toss in shredded parmesan
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I salt and pepper kale and then toss it in the garbage.

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 11:49 AM (TN0g+)

215 203 Kale is in the same vegetable family as Brussels sprouts.

It's the family called This Shit Tastes Like Ass So I Cover It Up With Stuff That Tastes Good To Choke It Down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)
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Honest question, when's the last time you had Brussels sprouts?

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (oqH4h)

It's been a while...but when I do, I cook it with balsamic vinegar and bacon...lots of bacon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (l3cgK)

216 I really miss lemonade in the summer. The closest I can come to it now is lemon juice and water.

Damn diabeetus...

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)

217
>Crows hold multi-generational grudges!?

Hatfields and McCrows

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (Cqx++)

218 Wife will find some random crock pot recipe online and try it.

I've gone to telling her "If it has cream cheese in it in quantity, cut that quantity in half."

EVERY recipe that uses cream cheese uses WAY too much of it, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (ccf/V)

219 Swapping out ricotta cheese for sour cream makes an outstanding lasagna; once you do it you will never go back.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:44 AM (JNTt1)
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Yeah the Mexicans have a name for that...enchiladas

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (oqH4h)

220 There are reports of whole playgrounds, or parks that have had their grassy areas bulldozed and replanted because there was "too much" of whatever substance was pissing off the local Karens that day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026


Yes, soil makes a difference. And veggies will absorb things. Ordinary servings of kale will not induce thallium poisoning.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (ZdaMQ)

221 Is there such a thing as kosher Spam?
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (
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I believe there is but no, just no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (RIvkX)

222 213 Salt, at least, has health benefits unless you're genetically unlucky. But tabasco?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 11:49 AM (aJQbY)

Chile peppers are high in vitamin C, higher than oranges ounce-per-ounce.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:51 AM (l3cgK)

223 Why would someone spend good money to buy something that's sour right off the bat? Leave it to me.

Posted by: Green Milk In Back Of Fridge at September 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Fn+3X)

224 I worked with a lady who must have had some sort of dietary deficiency--she used tobasco sauce on LITERALLY everything. She carried a bottle in her purse. Go out for lunch? She'd dump tobasco on ANY genre of food served. Have lunch brought in by a salesperson? She'd reach into her purse on pour the sauce on whatever sandwich/pizza/entree they brought us. It was quite strange. I never saw her eat any non-desert item that she didn't put tobasco sauce on.
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026


***
One of the most famous tabasco sauce brands is made here in this swamp state . . . and I dislike it. Not the heat so much, but that vinegar undertaste and aroma. Blech.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 11:51 AM (wzUl9)

225 Ewoks used to hunt crows with slingshots

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 28, 2026 11:51 AM (EGSGm)

226 Honest question, when's the last time you had Brussels sprouts?
Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (oqH4h)
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Last night and again when I break for lunch.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:51 AM (JNTt1)

227 194 I add fresh basil to my wilted spinach then toss in shredded parmesan
Posted by: Ben Had

That sounds tasty depending on which variety of basil you use. I only grow the sweet basil.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:51 AM (E4rtv)

228 I really miss lemonade in the summer. The closest I can come to it now is lemon juice and water.

Damn diabeetus...
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)



My bud's mom went to drinking only squeezed lemon in water every day.

She's lost a significant amount of weight. She's changed her diet slightly, and gets the same amount of exercise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:52 AM (ccf/V)

229 221 Is there such a thing as kosher Spam?
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (
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I believe there is but no, just no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (RIvkX)

https://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 11:52 AM (l3cgK)

230 "In other news:

I still post too much......."

Have you tried not responding to comments like this?

Posted by: Will Robinson at September 28, 2026 11:52 AM (rje/a)

231 We once had two yellow tabby cats, one male, and the other the rare female. The Tom was a bird killer, the female was a gentle creature that the birds constantly attacked in a case of mistaken identity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 28, 2026 11:52 AM (4NO2D)

232 Is there such a thing as kosher Spam?
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM



It has pork in it........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:52 AM (ccf/V)

233 About a month ago. If properly cooked and spiced, I don't have a problem with it. Essentially baby cabbage. But I sure in the heck would not boil it nor cabbage. Better ways to prepare it.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)
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Yeah they need to be halved and roasted, not boiled. Most anything other than pasta shouldn't see boiling water in general.

The reason I asked the question is because the brussels sprouts everyone hated as a kid 30-40-50 years ago were objectively terrible. Gross bitter little balls of nasty -- But today's brussels sprouts are barely recognizable against those old ones. We've bred the nasty and bitter out of them and now they're really pretty damn good veggies.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (oqH4h)

234 One of the most famous tabasco sauce brands is made here in this swamp state . . . and I dislike it. Not the heat so much, but that vinegar undertaste and aroma. Blech.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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You never ate MRE's obviously. The tiny tabasco sauce in the packets was the only thing that could make some of the entrees edible. Killing the palate so the body could survive.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (E4rtv)

235 One of the SpaceX marvels is that we get to watch HD video of the entire re-entry. Remember how there used to be the several-minute-long telemetry blackout when Shuttle (and Apollo before that, before my time, but if nothing else realistically portrayed in the movie Apollo 13), made plasma coming down? Now we get multiple crazy camera views of the whole thing.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (wBRco)

236 whig, not the sweet.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (QwZKw)

237 And of course, 'sour cream' is a misnomer, it's really more like 'slightly tart no-sugar-added' cream

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (aJQbY)

238 All of my posts are Sockpuppets. I have no identity, or personality for that matter.
Posted by: Under The Radar at September 28, 2026 11:48 AM (Fn+3X)
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*points 2 fingers at own eyes, and then at you*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (RIvkX)

239 Swapping out ricotta cheese for sour cream makes an outstanding lasagna; once you do it you will never go back.

Huh, I've never considered that. Here's a recipe:

https://tinyurl.com/yvsurp4p

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)

240 I was pretty proud of myself for the "don't half-ass stupid" thing

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:48 AM (ZV+zn)


You act like you know me or something......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:48 AM (ccf/V)


I have no doubts about your ability to fully commit to stupid

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (ZV+zn)

241 The reason I asked the question is because the brussels sprouts everyone hated as a kid 30-40-50 years ago were objectively terrible. Gross bitter little balls of nasty -- But today's brussels sprouts are barely recognizable against those old ones. We've bred the nasty and bitter out of them and now they're really pretty damn good veggies.
Posted by: ballistic
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True. Same with a lot of other greens.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (E4rtv)

242 Counting Crows sucked.


The Black Crowes were underrated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

243 236 whig, not the sweet.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Mexican basil?

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

244 Is there such a thing as kosher Spam?
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM


It has pork in it........
Posted by: Sponge


They probably make a non-pork version, I'm guessing, with beef or poultry.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (77rzZ)

245 Hatfields and McCrows
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM


McCaws

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (4NO2D)

246
I have no doubts about your ability to fully commit to stupid
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (ZV+zn)



Guilty as charged........damn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

247 I worked with a lady who must have had some sort of dietary deficiency--she used tobasco sauce on LITERALLY everything. She carried a bottle in her purse. Go out for lunch? She'd dump tobasco on ANY genre of food served. Have lunch brought in by a salesperson? She'd reach into her purse on pour the sauce on whatever sandwich/pizza/entree they brought us. It was quite strange. I never saw her eat any non-desert item that she didn't put tobasco sauce on.
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM


If that's wrong, I never want to be right!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (bFu5X)

248 I worked with a lady who must have had some sort of dietary deficiency--she used tobasco sauce on LITERALLY everything.
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I heard a guy over the weekend reading the diet "restrictions" of the plaintiff's in the lawsuit against SNAP restrictions.

Holy crap--the attorney's ought to be disbarred for such frivolous claims.

One guy was like, I'm an insomniac, allergic to coffee/tea and I'll fall asleep during the day if I don't get my free SNAP-approved Monster drinks.

Insane.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (3cUTc)

249 New and improved Kaboom is still Kaboom.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (viF8m)

250 >Crows hold multi-generational grudges!?

Hatfields and McCrows

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (Cqx++)

-----------

* golf clap *

[The judges would have also accepted "Wheatfields and McCrows."]

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (NHja3)

251 I always think of Brussels as a fall and winter veggie. We eat them more when it gets colder. Though I do like shredded raw Brussels in a salad.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (ZdaMQ)

252 221 Is there such a thing as kosher Spam?
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (
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I believe there is but no, just no.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (RIvkX)
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Lamb Spam? Never heard of it, but I would try it.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (JNTt1)

253
They probably make a non-pork version, I'm guessing, with beef or poultry.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (77rzZ)



Sizzle, Poutine And Mmmmm?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (ccf/V)

254 Mmm mm canned chicken

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (RIvkX)

255 I AM THE BEST BASIL.

Posted by: Basil II Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)

256 The Black Crowes were underrated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

I hope you have a remedy for that.

Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM (Oy/m2)

257 You never ate MRE's obviously. The tiny tabasco sauce in the packets was the only thing that could make some of the entrees edible. Killing the palate so the body could survive.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM


This man? He understands.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM (bFu5X)

258 One guy was like, I'm an insomniac, allergic to coffee/tea and I'll fall asleep during the day if I don't get my free SNAP-approved Monster drinks.

Insane.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 11

Ummm….most of the caffeine in energy drinks comes from green tea. This seems problematic.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM (ZdaMQ)

259 Though I do like shredded raw Brussels in a salad.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (ZdaMQ)


I take back what I said earlier. You really ARE weird.

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM (ZV+zn)

260
I hope you have a remedy for that.
Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM (Oy/m2)



You asked for it.......literally.......


https://youtu.be/BYyRLTveFJQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:57 AM (ccf/V)

261 Though I do like shredded raw Brussels in a salad.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (ZdaMQ)
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Goes really good in cole slaw too.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 11:57 AM (oqH4h)

262 You never ate MRE's obviously. The tiny tabasco sauce in the packets was the only thing that could make some of the entrees edible. Killing the palate so the body could survive.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (E4rtv)

My MRE consumption days preceded the introduction of Tabasco. Boy was I pissed when I learned that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2026 11:57 AM (PSEDc)

263
I take back what I said earlier. You really ARE weird.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM (ZV+zn)



Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:57 AM (ccf/V)

264 Put a handful of saw palmetto berries in your fruit salad. They're delicious!

(kidding, do NOT do that)

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 11:57 AM (J4Dwc)

265 We've bred the nasty and bitter out of them and now they're really pretty damn good veggies.
Posted by: ballistic

I guess I'm weird but I've always loved Brussels sprouts. My son inherited that love. Used to call them "brouts" when he was little.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 11:57 AM (lJ0H4)

266 The Black Crowes were underrated.
Posted by: Sponge
________

I still have A Conspiracy in a regular playlist. Should have gotten radio time, but didn't for some reason.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (JzUSu)

267 Re: 88 78 22. Squirrel problem?

Squirrels were eating our house, No joke. I tried the hot sauce, traps (these country squirrels even figured out not to take peanut butter or other tasties if in a trap), pellet gun (blighters are far to quick for my terrible shooting).

Solution finally came to me: liquid rat poison. Amazon sells it. I mixed with paint and painted where demon s

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (sFNX2)

268 You never ate MRE's obviously. The tiny tabasco sauce in the packets was the only thing that could make some of the entrees edible. Killing the palate so the body could survive.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM

I had a couple of MREs in my Navy days. I thought they actually tasted pretty good. Don't remember what was in them.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

269 Brussels sprouts done on the grill (with other veggies if so inclined) basted with some olive oil, salt, pepper and whatever other spices... are not too bad.

We will roast them with a variety of root vegetables in the oven during the winter using a similar method.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (RORbl)

270 259 Though I do like shredded raw Brussels in a salad.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:55 AM (ZdaMQ)

I take back what I said earlier. You really ARE weird.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM


Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at

And I love both of you, too.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (ZdaMQ)

271 Solution finally came to me: liquid rat poison. Amazon sells it. I mixed with paint and painted where demon squirrels were eating our house. After a week, problem solved

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (sFNX2)

272 You never ate MRE's obviously. The tiny tabasco sauce in the packets was the only thing that could make some of the entrees edible. Killing the palate so the body could survive.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM (E4rtv)

My MRE consumption days preceded the introduction of Tabasco. Boy was I pissed when I learned that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2026 11:57 AM (PSEDc)

I ate MREs in the 80s. I don’t remember the Tabasco so maybe that was after me? I actually liked all the MRE meals except the dehydrated hamburger patty which was inedible cardboard

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM (xAoHD)

273 Humans have selectively bred Brassica oleracea (wild cabbage) into over 400 distinct vegetable cultivars. These varieties are organized into seven major cultivar groups based on the specific plant part that was amplified through artificial selection:

Acephala: Non-heading leafy greens like kale and collard greens.

Capitata: Dense-headed varieties including white cabbage, red cabbage, and Savoy cabbage.

Botrytis: Compact inflorescences such as broccoli, cauliflower, and romanesco.

Gemmifera: Lateral buds that form Brussels sprouts.

Gongylodes: Swollen stems used for kohlrabi.

Alboglabra: Asian cultivars like gai lan (Chinese broccoli) and Chinese kale.

Tronchuda: Low-growing annuals such as Portuguese cabbage.

You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM (4NO2D)

274 The Black Crowes were underrated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

I hope you have a remedy for that.
-----

Actions speak louder than words...

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM (TN0g+)

275 Magnifique! No, she's not perfect, not by a long shot, but she's the pebble starting a landslide.

BREAKING: Marine Le Pen celebrates MAJOR VICTORY in French Senate elections

Le Pen QUADRUPLED the number of Senators she has in the French Upper House meaning she can now form a Caucus and call votes

Things are changing in France
They're all going home


https://tinyurl.com/4zuepvxa

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

276 I take back what I said earlier. You really ARE weird.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 11:56 AM


TheDolleyMadison thinks we're all old and weird.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (77rzZ)

277 And I love both of you, too.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (ZdaMQ)



You 'tolerate' me for access to my wife at the TxMoMe........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (ccf/V)

278 >>The Black Crowes were underrated.

Chris Robinson has a great voice.

Also, a major league asshole.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)

279 MREs: Meals Rejected by Ethiopians

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (l3cgK)

280 My MRE consumption days preceded the introduction of Tabasco. Boy was I pissed when I learned that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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It made whatever posed as eggs edible. Also tended to reduce the pipeline stoppages from consuming them.

My dad was an army officer so we always had bits and pieces of k rations at home. Some of those were pretty good and I understand that the original Chef Boyadee was a consultant to the military to make them more edible back in the day.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (E4rtv)

281 Posted by: Green Milk In Back Of Fridge at September 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Fn+3X)
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I prefer it straight from the teat.

Posted by: L. Skywalker at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (FZ29D)

282 I actually liked all the MRE meals except the dehydrated hamburger patty which was inedible cardboard
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM


*remembers the pork patty*

*shudders*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (bFu5X)

283 Another was, "I'm a full-time student, part-time activist and work part time. If I don't get my full SNAP, I'll have to choose between paying my bills and eating."

yeah, fuck you too--that's called "being an adult."

But every one of these was like, why TF am I being obligated to pay for all these people and their food?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (3cUTc)

284 You 'tolerate' me for access to my wife at the TxMoMe........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM



Go on...

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 28, 2026 12:01 PM (4NO2D)

285 Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM (4NO2D)

Those all sounds like kaiju names.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)

286 The squirrels are now starting to come back, so it's time to up my game. Put liquid poison on acorns and leave a nice offering for the squirrels. And birds don't eat nuts, so no collateral damage. I am probably breaking dozens of environmental laws but I am out of F's to give.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 12:01 PM (sFNX2)

287 I ate MREs in the 80s. I don’t remember the Tabasco so maybe that was after me? I actually liked all the MRE meals except the dehydrated hamburger patty which was inedible cardboard
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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90's. Was in the condiment pack but not included in all meals.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 12:01 PM (E4rtv)

288 I actually liked all the MRE meals except the dehydrated hamburger patty which was inedible cardboard
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM (xAoHD)

I tolerated most of them. I learned quickly that the white squeeze cheese was much better than the yellow squeeze cheese, which tended to be grainy. The saltines were almost hardtack, but I liked them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2026 12:02 PM (PSEDc)

289 EVERY recipe that uses cream cheese uses WAY too much of it, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:50 AM (ccf/V)

Don't understand those words in that order. LOL! Cream cheese eaten right from the package with a spoon was always my fave.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 28, 2026 12:02 PM (hmYU4)

290 "The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."

Posted by: Yikes On Bikes at September 28, 2026 12:02 PM (V362x)

291 I still have A Conspiracy in a regular playlist. Should have gotten radio time, but didn't for some reason.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (JzUSu)



Amorica has some good stuff on it, but it didn't sound like the 'Moneymaker' album, so no one cared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:02 PM (ccf/V)

292 Russell Crowe is advertising cereal with lemons?

What? Oh....

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at September 28, 2026 12:02 PM (Ucgf4)

293 Brussel sprouts are like Michael Jordan…. You know, if you get MJ to shoot or dunk your basketball it’s great. OTOH, if you get me, it’s a disaster

Brussel sprouts can taste good if you get the MJ of chefs to prepare; otherwise, be prepared to be overwhelmed by the bitter

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 12:02 PM (xAoHD)

294 I do eat bok choi...
Fry up lots of finely chopped garlic with some finely chopped ginger...
Add the bok chop (cut up in quarters) and steam (a little water added).
When cooked, add fermented bean curd and white wine.
Goes great with rice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 12:03 PM (l3cgK)

295 199 It is not a culinary crutch.

Stop it.
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I worked with a lady who must have had some sort of dietary deficiency--she used tobasco sauce on LITERALLY everything. She carried a bottle in her purse. Go out for lunch? She'd dump tobasco on ANY genre of food served. Have lunch brought in by a salesperson? She'd reach into her purse on pour the sauce on whatever sandwich/pizza/entree they brought us. It was quite strange. I never saw her eat any non-desert item that she didn't put tobasco sauce on.
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 11:47 AM (TN0g+)

Didn't someone else claim to carry Tabasco or hot sauce in her purse?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:03 PM (QGaXH)

296 *remembers the pork patty*

*shudders*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Massaging the water into it was part of endless fun in rehydrating it. When I was in Honduras for an assignment, even the locals outside the post would not eat that one.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 12:03 PM (E4rtv)

297 Peppermint Patty > Pork Patty

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:04 PM (ccf/V)

298 I do eat bok choi...

Ditto. H-Mart has many varieties, including baby Bok Choy, adolescent BC, bitter old man BC...

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

299 18 years to the day since SpaceX first reached orbit with Falcon 1. Those were interesting times ... launching from a Pacific atoll, it seemed like a Tintin comic come to real life.

Apparently the Starlink V3s they put into orbit today represent the equivalent thoughput of 10 Falcon 9 Starlink V2 launches.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 12:04 PM (wBRco)

300 Brussel sprouts can taste good if you get the MJ of chefs to prepare; otherwise, be prepared to be overwhelmed by the bitter
--
I think the newer cultivars of these are much more mild and sweet.

I recall as you yout how awful they were.

But now, salt, pepper, oil, roast, delicious.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 12:04 PM (3cUTc)

301 Didn't someone else claim to carry Tabasco or hot sauce in her purse?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:03 PM (QGaXH)
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And she carried her OWN tray at Chipotle's. Her OWN tray!!

Posted by: Hillary fangirl (and totally not Lanny Davis) at September 28, 2026 12:05 PM (Ucgf4)

302 Peppermint Patty > Pork Patty
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:04 PM


We had a girl in my Buckner platoon named Patty...so many MRE jokes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:05 PM (bFu5X)

303 Brussel sprouts are like Michael Jordan….
----

Things I hadn't considered until today...

Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 12:05 PM (TN0g+)

304 >>Brussel sprouts are like Michael Jordan….

Jordan could carry a game. Satan's dingleberries cannot carry a meal.

They are more like the Dennis Rodman of dinner. They're weird and offensive but sometime you tolerate them. Barely.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:06 PM (viF8m)

305 Similar thing with the cheap beer brewers (the odious Budweiser, etc) constantly pimping "ice old" beer. Beer is not supposed to be drank ice cold. But the colder the beer, the less you'll notice the dogshit flavors.

So the cheap beer brewers have spent generations trying to get their customers to drink their crappy beer at near-freezing temps.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 11:08 AM (iFTx/)


I think we've discussed before how Jagermeister started medicinal, became (I'm convinced this is what happened) a fratty dare drink, and then got their own branded mini fridge designed to get it down to nigh-freezing temps, so that all poor saps that got swept up in the fad could choke it down.

Posted by: Flock Group Inc. d/b/a Flock Safety at September 28, 2026 12:06 PM (ke3zm)

306 Brussel sprouts are like Michael Jordan….
----

Things I hadn't considered until today...
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 12:05 PM (TN0g+)




https://shorturl.fm/jt8oV

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 12:06 PM (ccf/V)

307 Baby Bok Choy is another food fad that is fit only for composting.

Posted by: Cattle Annie and Little Britches at September 28, 2026 12:06 PM (Fn+3X)

308 Wow, that was an old sock.

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 12:07 PM (ke3zm)

309 The point of organic food is to reduce pesticide load. The point of reducing pesticide load is to reduce inflammation. The point of reducing inflammation is to maintain strength & flexibility well into old age so as not to be a burden.

Posted by: EzE at September 28, 2026 12:07 PM (pxzPN)

310 Related to this is how everything seems to have gotten too peppery at restaurants, especially fast food. The black pepper kind.

We're not sure if it was one of those changes that Fauci's Engineered Bioweapon of 2019-2020 brought along, or if there's some actual reason that fast food has been dousing ingredients with black pepper. Popeyes? Over-peppered, we don't go there anymore. KFC? Sometimes with the chicken, but and even the gravy got a bit too peppery.

Oddly, our area has Royal Farms, also known for fried chicken. They're not peppery, but they've been salted to hell, back from hell, then went to another culture's hell before repeatedly looking backwards, just to keep making pillars of salt to add to their chicken batter.

And apparently "Mild" == "MORE", something I did not learn in school in the past.

A family member has gotten overly-sensitive to black pepper, so has made dining out less pleasant, sadly.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 28, 2026 12:07 PM (4h45B)

311 California congressman proposes bill to reclassify air rifles as firearms

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (ndZc7)

Because nothing says "FIREarms" like an air-pump or CO2 bb gun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia


I mean, why not? IIRC Congress managed to classify suppressors as firearms...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 12:08 PM (vJrRc)

312 309 The point of organic food is to reduce pesticide load. The point of reducing pesticide load is to reduce inflammation. The point of reducing inflammation is to maintain strength & flexibility well into old age so as not to be a burden.

Posted by: EzE at September 28, 2026 12:07 PM (pxzPN)

You can still use pesticides and call your food "organic"...it's just you're limited as to which pesticides you're allowed to use.
You can't use "synthetic" pesticides.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 12:09 PM (l3cgK)

313 So, we're to the point now where we can launch shit, have it unload it's payload in space and come back before lunch?

CNN ran an article this morning about how "experts say" it can't ever work.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:09 PM (2ocoG)

314 https://tinyurl.com/4zuepvxa
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

Good news, but who is the idiot in the white face paint in the very back row?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:10 PM (peOdB)

315 311 California congressman proposes bill to reclassify air rifles as firearms

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 11:22 AM (ndZc7)

Because nothing says "FIREarms" like an air-pump or CO2 bb gun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

I mean, why not? IIRC Congress managed to classify suppressors as firearms...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 12:08 PM (vJrRc)

Now a flamethrower? THAT'S a FIREarm...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 12:10 PM (l3cgK)

316 We're not sure if it was one of those changes that Fauci's Engineered Bioweapon of 2019-2020 brought along, or if there's some actual reason that fast food has been dousing ingredients with black pepper. Popeyes? Over-peppered, we don't go there anymore. KFC? Sometimes with the chicken, but and even the gravy got a bit too peppery.

Posted by: Another Anon
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Lot of people had issues with taste and smell after Covid. My sense of smell was reduced quite a bit.

Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 12:10 PM (E4rtv)

317 Two hacks I dislike:

1. Putting fresh green spinach leaves on everything

2. Putting butter on everything.

I like butter, but I don't need a michelin chef to tell me butter is good. Butter sauces are fantastic, but these guys are slackers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 12:10 PM (VQ7/I)

318 Baby Bok Baby Bok Baby Bok

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)

319 Ace is awake. Everyone look busy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:11 PM (bFu5X)

320 We're not sure if it was one of those changes that Fauci's Engineered Bioweapon of 2019-2020 brought along, or if there's some actual reason that fast food has been dousing ingredients with black pepper. Popeyes? Over-peppered, we don't go there anymore. KFC? Sometimes with the chicken, but and even the gravy got a bit too peppery.

My conspiracy theory is that there's some giggly Karens someplace who think this will make the food inedible for white people but perfectly fine for invaders used to spicier things.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 12:11 PM (2ocoG)

321 CNN ran an article this morning about how "experts say" it can't ever work.

CNN has entered Monty Python's contradiction phase, aka the "automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

322 Another was, "I'm a full-time student, part-time activist and work part time. If I don't get my full SNAP, I'll have to choose between paying my bills and eating."

This one should give up the activism and concentrate on remunerative pursuits.

Also, if it lives in the dorms it's paying for access to the dining hall.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 12:11 PM (vJrRc)

323
I actually liked all the MRE meals except the dehydrated hamburger patty which was inedible cardboard
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 11:59 AM

*remembers the pork patty*

*shudders*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 12:00 PM (bFu5X)



Chicken a la Thing and The Four Fingers of Death were barely edible, but you could get through them. The dehydrated meat patties were awful.

I thank my lucky stars that i DROS'd before the time of The Vomlet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (y9nCu)

324 Good news, but who is the idiot in the white face paint in the very back row?

I believe that's Marcel Marceau.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)

325 Seriously, I have reached the point where I’d rather go to Texas Roadhouse for some reliable comfort food than pucker up to yet another mouthful of lemon peel at a fancy restaurant.

I live at this point.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2026 12:12 PM (sl73Y)

326 nood bombers

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (vJrRc)

327 This talk of Brussel sprouts and kale makes me think of Woody Boyd’s Veggie Boy. You can really taste the kale….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (xAoHD)

328 Ever since I saw the old Chinese gent sitting on the ground outside the back door of the restaurant near the dumpsters chopping veggies, I stay away from that stuff.
Was also out at lunchtime once down near Wall Street, when a Chinese fella in white restaurant attire walked by with a hand truck with a 20 gallon or so can on it. I turned around to catch up because I was curious what it was. It was...

Posted by: ...MSG at September 28, 2026 12:15 PM (Fn+3X)

329 You never ate MRE's obviously. The tiny tabasco sauce in the packets was the only thing that could make some of the entrees edible. Killing the palate so the body could survive.
Posted by: whig at September 28, 2026 11:53 AM

I had a couple of MREs in my Navy days. I thought they actually tasted pretty good. Don't remember what was in them.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)
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lol

"a couple"

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 28, 2026 12:16 PM (X7pZH)

330 Thank goodness there's no rush to judgment!

British officials grant bail to terror suspects who targeted military base with explosives

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 12:18 PM (ndZc7)

331 BRUSSEL SPROUTS ... On my list of recipes to try this Holiday season is the shaved brussel sprouts salad linked below ... Besides the sprouts (shaved thinly with a mandolin), other ingredients include extra-virgin olive oil, fresh lemon juice, pine nuts (toasted), dried cranberries, grated pecorino cheese (optional), chopped chives, sea salt, and freshly ground black pepper ... https://tinyurl.com/mrybjv9d

Posted by: Kathy at September 28, 2026 12:19 PM (MOK4W)

332 I was at a Iranian grocery, had some gulab jamun like sweets. Very lemony.

Posted by: MikeN at September 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Uh/vE)

333 I (bartender) noticed even the juice getting out of hand with cocktails, easily 2 or 3 years ago. Most things with lemon, whether new or traditional, and even sours, had the ratio ratcheted up to where it overwhelmed pretty much everything else. At this point I revert traditional recipes to traditional amounts, and privately test and adjust new items to properly balance them. Everyone loves the results, though I'm careful to never let That One Manager notice.

Posted by: PeregrineJohn at September 28, 2026 03:08 PM (VS7Uj)

334 Buck: while I yield to no man in admiration of Ace’s classic Kaboom post, and support all efforts to further publicize it, what the hell do crows have to do with Kaboom? Wasn’t the cereal’s mascot some demented clown?

Posted by: James at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (BFhXu)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Gentileschi Slaying1.jpg

Judith Beheading Holofernes
Artemisia Gentileschi

Posted by: CBD at 09:15 AM




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1 Judith was angry that day my friends!

Posted by: Bryce at September 28, 2026 09:20 AM (TDEGI)

2 Didn't know she had help.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2026 09:23 AM (sl73Y)

3 I don't know the reference, which reflects poorly on me. But the quality of the work is very strong!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 09:24 AM (aJQbY)

4 Early Monday morning gore.... yeeeech.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 09:27 AM (NsCgM)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 28, 2026 09:28 AM (NcvvS)

6 ... and that was the last time he asked Judith for a little head.

Posted by: PabloD at September 28, 2026 09:28 AM (OXSZa)

7 It was that or a tent peg.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 09:29 AM (amcLV)

8 Yeah, I think I'll pass on hanging this...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 09:29 AM (K+4NO)

9 I blame it on postpartum depression

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2026 09:29 AM (NpAcC)

10 Judith was supposed to be a smokeshow, but here she’s got manface.

Would not hang.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

11 Someone with banhammer access should be alerted that a pornbot has infested the Tech Thread.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2026 09:30 AM (lFFaq)

12 Holy carp.

What a way to start the week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 09:30 AM (yEz+x)

13 Holofernes: "Hey, that's not how you told me this bris thing worked!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:30 AM (qlLNh)

14 Judith has some arms on her...which I guess helps with the beheading.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)

15 Actually, Judith was VERY angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 28, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

16 Brave AI goes full DEI:

"Judith is widely viewed as an alter ego for the artist, symbolizing female agency, justice, and resilience against male oppression."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:31 AM (JzUSu)

17 She seems nice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:32 AM (LI+e7)

18 She's really putting some muscle behind it. Great painting.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

19 I guess with a name like that, the artist wasn't exactly a tribe member.

Posted by: Casual observation at September 28, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

20 > 10 Judith was supposed to be a smokeshow, but here she’s got manface.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

Holofernes was a soldier, remember.

Just look at the average quality of street whores near any major military base.

She's an Army Post 7, at least.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:32 AM (qlLNh)

21 Judith Beheading Holofernes
Artemisia Gentileschi

***********

Judith turned to her handmaid and told her,
"Holofernes ain't getting no older.
But now that he's dead
Let it always be said
That he had a good head on his shoulders!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 09:33 AM (I0N4X)

22 Just a little off the top, please.

Posted by: Holofernes at September 28, 2026 09:33 AM (Fn+3X)

23 Who's the accomplice?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 28, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

24 when the resentment folder is finally full.

Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

25 Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 09:24 AM (aJQbY)

Book of Judith, chapter 13. Accepted in RC and Orthodox canon, regarded as "apocryphal" in Protestant Biblical theology.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (JrHfD)

26 Who's the accomplice?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 28, 2026 09:33 AM


You know what they say about snitches?

Posted by: Judith at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (bFu5X)

27 Well, that's starting the week with a BANG!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

28 Disturbing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (iW7pR)

29 The clothing is nicely rendered.

Posted by: Is That A Ghost Bed? at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (Fn+3X)

30 Somehow, the good ones always get away.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 09:35 AM (VQ7/I)

31 > Book of Judith, chapter 13. Accepted in RC and Orthodox canon, regarded as "apocryphal" in Protestant Biblical theology.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (JrHfD)

Not accepted in the Jewish canon, either.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:35 AM (qlLNh)

32 Just a little off the top, please.
Posted by: Holofernes

Ok. I laughed.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 09:35 AM (lJ0H4)

33 'I SAID PUT THE FRIGGEN TOILET SEAT BACK DOWN!'

Posted by: Judith at September 28, 2026 09:35 AM (JNTt1)

34 This is amazing! I'm having some trouble with the man's hand - it seems too large to be where it is in the scene. But it is quite a tangle of limbs.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 09:36 AM (2ap+5)

35 Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:31 AM (JzUSu)

Widely viewed by whom? . I dislike it when modern commentators put words and attribute sensibilties to people who lived hundreds of years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 09:36 AM (JrHfD)

36 I'll take the one in the turban.

Posted by: Igor at September 28, 2026 09:36 AM (Fn+3X)

37 Saw this discussed on Twitter last week as Gentileschi's response to the injustice of the official response to her rape. Her reputation was destroyed, and even though the rapist was supposed to be exiled he never was so her dad married her to someone from a different city and she was effectively exiled instead.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2026 09:36 AM (lFFaq)

38 Holofernes made the mistake of telling her to calm down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:36 AM (qlLNh)

39 Judy, Judy, Judy!

Posted by: Cary Grant at September 28, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:37 AM (ccf/V)

41 Dem bishes be cray!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:37 AM (ccf/V)

42 skewers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 09:37 AM (l3cgK)

43 "make me a sandwich"

Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

44 I feel like I've seen this one before.

Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

45 That's the woke feminist recruitment poster.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 09:38 AM (KC5Lt)

46 Art asked for it............



https://youtu.be/xTgKRCXybSM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:38 AM (ccf/V)

47 Abigail Shapiro is known for her Jewish Cannons.

Posted by: Ready! Fire! Aim! at September 28, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

48 "Do you still think this dress makes me look fat"

Posted by: Judith at September 28, 2026 09:39 AM (JNTt1)

49 It will be very hard for her to complete her task without some sort of chopping motion at some point.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

50 Dang.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 09:40 AM (LHPAg)

51 Sure went Jihadi fast now

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:40 AM (4brEp)

52 That's a rather gruesome way to start the week.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 09:41 AM (FZ29D)

53 Don't piss HER off.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2026 09:41 AM (qwype)

54 Bravo muldoon!

But it seems like "Gentileschi" might work in a limerick...

Posted by: Limerick Lover at September 28, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

55 "Well, you're digging the hole!"

"I'll dig the fucking hole!"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 09:41 AM (iW7pR)

56 This still would not be called a foul in the WNBA.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2026 09:42 AM (qwype)

57 "Well if you don't know what made me mad, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you now!"

Posted by: Judith at September 28, 2026 09:42 AM (JNTt1)

58 Lorena Bobbit put more thought into her revenge.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 09:42 AM (KC5Lt)

59 "I don't think the dress has anything to do with it."

Posted by: Holofernes at September 28, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

60 I figure with that big-assed sword she'd have to do a little chopping for full detachment. Her commitment is noteworthy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 09:42 AM (VQ7/I)

61 Does she charge extra for a close shave?

Posted by: dantesed at September 28, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

62 "You know what you did."

~ Judith

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 09:42 AM (J4Dwc)

63 > 47 Abigail Shapiro is known for her Jewish Cannons.
Posted by: Ready! Fire! Aim! at September 28, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

#metoo

Posted by: Eva Green at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (qlLNh)

64 "Hold still, dammit!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (wpRMV)

65 I've got a splitting headache.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (RIvkX)

66 "Manface, eh?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

67 Sure went Jihadi fast now
Posted by: Skip

Tomorrows title : Rooftop Flyer

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (iW7pR)

68 This still would not be called a foul in the WNBA.
Posted by: Roy
_____________

Golf clap.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (JzUSu)

69 This is gonna mess up that motel room worse than Andrew Gillum and his butt buddies.

Posted by: Consuela The Maid at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (Fn+3X)

70 His fist is bigger than the other lady's head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

71 Whelp, no more arguing over what's for dinner, eh?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (NsCgM)

72 Who was the poor sap who posed for this painting?

Did he know what he was in for?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (FZ29D)

73 And feminists believe "you go, girl!" originated with Gloria Steinem.

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (Ve/HL)

74 Nicely done in grizzly detail

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (4brEp)

75
Bloodthirsty Joo women strike again!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (eRlcH)

76 "I told you there would be consequences if you came too soon"

Posted by: Judith at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (JNTt1)

77 They had to have drugged him or otherwise this is like the strong girl movies we see today.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (KC5Lt)

78 We women are gentle creatures. Ha, ha, ha!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (2NHgQ)

79 Take that, Patriarchy!

Posted by: Purple haired Judith with tats and tackle box face at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Back in the days when women would kill to protect their families, not the other way around.

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2026 09:45 AM (Ve/HL)

81 "This will teach you to buy me a sword as an anniversary gift!"

Posted by: Judith at September 28, 2026 09:45 AM (qlLNh)

82 Alternate title:

"They Said It Was No Harder Than Slicing a Butterball Turkey. Butterball Turkey. Yeah, right!"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 09:45 AM (YSUhf)

83 77 She got him drunk.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

84 A cautionary tale. One night stands can turn deadly.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (+s26H)

85 "And on the 28th day........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (ccf/V)

86 What did I do to piss you off this time - baby?

Posted by: St. John the Belushi at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (FhXTo)

87 Well... it was either this or attend a Lindsay Clancy rally with it attached.

Posted by: Holofernes' Lawyer at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (nNIUD)

88 At a Beheading I Always Work Up an Appetite - a limerick

I warned him that he'd better play nice
And I said it not just once, but twice
But now I'm in the mood
for a little bit of food
Let's go down to Tony's Pizza for a slice!

Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

89 In quieter times Judith would reflect on why she so rarely got asked out on a second date.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (wpRMV)

90 Story of Judith and Holofernes for those that were not familiar with it and have an interest:

https://tinyurl.com/3hv9hd8b

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (JrHfD)

91 Alternate Caption:

It was at this moment, Holofernes regretted his decision to get a Discount Shave at the Angry Lesbian Barber Shop.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (B0NCh)

92 She's my role model.

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Judith: The original Karen

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM (ZJQBk)

94 74 Nicely done in grizzly detail
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (4brEp)

-------

The image is hard to bear.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM (wpRMV)

95 I told you to put the toilet seat down.
Like it. Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM (Naxcc)

96 Well, the subject isn't a load of laughs but the lady's talent is extraordinary. Rendering the details of clothing, bed linens, even the sword is realistic but the intense colors and use of dramatic lighting add many levels of emotion to the scene. What makes the image most powerful are the postures and facial expressions: grim determination for the women as they struggle and the panic and terror on the man. This is a level of artistry I expect from Rembrandt.

Alternate title: Don't Piss Off Judith.

Posted by: JTB at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

97 > 75
Bloodthirsty Joo women strike again!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (eRlcH)

I saw Bloodthirsty Joo Women open for Hole in a dive bar in Aberdeen, Washington back in '89.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM (qlLNh)

98 Coitus Interruptus gone horribly wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

99 Judith: The original Karen
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM (ZJQBk)



She finally got a hold of the manager.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

100 Compositionally, it's interesting how the use of blood-red in the blanket and women's sleeves makes the scene appear gorier than it really is. The only real blood is the few trickles on the sheets. Amazing capture of the struggle, though -- the man fighting for life and the women in concert, venting righteous anger. Quite a powerful piece.

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2026 09:48 AM (Ve/HL)

101 Alternate title:

"Hasan Chop!!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 09:48 AM (YSUhf)

102 The OT has several examples of this. Do not get drunk or complacent while invading Israel.

You may not see the next sunrise.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 09:49 AM (+s26H)

103 Dude really lost his head for Judith.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:49 AM (2GVsD)

104 Nicely done in grizzly detail
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (4brEp)
-------
The image is hard to bear.
Posted by: Cicero
_________

She was bruin some hatred.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:49 AM (JzUSu)

105 I'm assuming there was an extra charge for cleanup at checkout.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 09:50 AM (wpRMV)

106 Nicely done in grizzly detail
Posted by: Skip


***********

I just can't bear it!

Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X)

107 Don't koala around Judith, tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:50 AM (2GVsD)

108 Alternate Caption:

It was at this moment, Holofernes regretted his decision to get a Discount Shave at the Angry Lesbian Barber Shop.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 09:46 AM (B0NCh)


Nice! I laughed.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 09:50 AM (YSUhf)

109 104 Nicely done in grizzly detail
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (4brEp)
-------
The image is hard to bear.
Posted by: Cicero
_________

She was bruin some hatred.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:49 AM (JzUSu)

Polarizing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:50 AM (qlLNh)

110
"I told you!" (*whack*) "to take out!" (*whack*) "the garbage!!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 09:51 AM (eRlcH)

111 She was bruin some hatred."

Hang this in the den...

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 09:51 AM (pfXMo)

112 I've had this exact nightmare!

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at September 28, 2026 09:51 AM (B0NCh)

113 Out of my head, over you.....

Posted by: Frankie Valli at September 28, 2026 09:52 AM (Fn+3X)

114 I'm the only one who's allowed to call my mother a bitch, and she IS SO staying with us for the holidays.

Posted by: Judith at September 28, 2026 09:52 AM (qlLNh)

115 Nicely done in grizzly detail
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (4brEp)
-------
The image is hard to bear.
Posted by: Cicero
_________

She was bruin some hatred.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Never let Judith get her paws on you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 09:52 AM (iW7pR)

116 Who would hang this in their home at the time it was painted.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 09:52 AM (KC5Lt)

117 A Kodiak Moment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:53 AM (qlLNh)

118 He suggested ending the mask mandate.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 09:53 AM (gZrF5)

119 Alternate title:

"Unfortunately for Holofernes, Judith Learned About The Birds and The Bees From Reading About the Mating Habits of the Female Praying Mantis"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 09:53 AM (YSUhf)

120 "I think we can rule out suicide."

Posted by: Mariska Hargitay at September 28, 2026 09:53 AM (wpRMV)

121 Bulg:
From Wiki. This may explain her not-so-feminine looks:

"For many artists and scholars, Judith's sexualized femininity is sometimes contradictorily combined with more stereotypical masculine aggression."

There are other works where she looks much more attractive:
https://tinyurl.com/47hsyvfr

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at September 28, 2026 09:53 AM (3ImbR)

122 74 Nicely done in grizzly detail
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (4brEp)

-------

The image is hard to bear.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 09:47 AM

It gives me pause.

Posted by: Oh, no... at September 28, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

123 Nice! I laughed.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 09:50 AM (YSUh

Sounds like a Larson's caption.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 09:54 AM (KC5Lt)

124 Not accepted in the Jewish canon, either.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

It was Alexandrian Jews who included the Apocrypha in the Septuagint.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

125 Alt title: "Never Criticize The Dress"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:55 AM (DhlIm)

126 She was bruin some hatred.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:49 AM (JzUSu)



Speaking of......

The NHL Season starts TOMORROW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

127 She did at least one other picture of Judith.

Also a picture of Salome with the head of John the Baptist and a picture of Jael driving the spike through Sisera's head.

I think we begin to see a theme here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:56 AM (qlLNh)

128 Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at September 28, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

129 There are other works where she looks much more attractive:
https://tinyurl.com/47hsyvfr
Posted by: IrishEi

Reminds me of an ex-girlfriend. Well, ex-kinda-sorta girlfriend, anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

130 So...
in our current renovation of the master suite, the plumbing subcontractors cut out a lot of copper pipe then piled it in a closet. Today the contractor's folks working on replacing the subflooring have taken the copper out of the house and, I suppose, put it in their truck. So the copper out of OUR house is the contractor's property?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 09:57 AM (3AwA+)

131 Her hand she put to the tent-pin, And her right hand to the workmen's hammer; And with the hammer she smote Sisera, she smote through his head, Yea, she pierced and struck through his temples.

Posted by: Jael at September 28, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

132 Nicely done in grizzly detail
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (4brEp)

Cannot bear looking at it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 09:57 AM (peOdB)

133 There are other works where she looks much more attractive:
https://tinyurl.com/47hsyvfr
Posted by: IrishEi



"She's got........Marty Feldman eyes......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

134 > 116 Who would hang this in their home at the time it was painted.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 09:52 AM (KC5Lt)

Yoohoo!

Posted by: Grand Duke Cosimo II de' Medici at September 28, 2026 09:58 AM (qlLNh)

135 I think we begin to see a theme here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:56 AM (qlLNh)
=====

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jael at September 28, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)

136 Judith Beheading Holofernes

Are you sure, Doc, that this is the only way to treat a head cold?

Posted by: Holofernes at September 28, 2026 09:58 AM (0hg/T)

137 Nicely done in grizzly detail
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 09:44 AM (4brEp)

Cannot bear looking at it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It gives me the baloos.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

138 "We ARE NOT going to spend all day Sunday watching football, and I mean it this time!"

Posted by: Judith at September 28, 2026 09:59 AM (JNTt1)

139 When Judy asked for some head I of course said yes but uh...this was not what I was expecting

Posted by: Holofernes at September 28, 2026 09:59 AM (sKqQm)

140 104 he only wanted to pole her bare.

Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 10:00 AM (Bep7s)

141 I think I would not hang this. It does not evoke calmness or serenity.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:00 AM (ZdaMQ)

142 That Judith! What a cut up!

Posted by: Used to date her at September 28, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

143 Franz von Stuck has a painting of this same scene were a buck naked Judith is holding a sword that looks to weigh as much as she does.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:01 AM (sKqQm)

144 "I told you!" (*whack*) "to take out!" (*whack*) "the garbage!!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 09:51 AM (eRlcH)

"I said take out the garbage can. She took out the garbage man."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:01 AM (peOdB)

145 it in their truck. So the copper out of OUR house is the contractor's property?
Posted by: Brunnhilde

Construction debris. You didn't claim the broken tile, plaster, and drywall, right?

Posted by: Copper Clapper Caper at September 28, 2026 10:01 AM (Fn+3X)

146 Mornin' Horde. Phone is sorted and I continue to chill in the hospital. I've actually made a fair dent on the long term sleep deprivation that had me half out and hallucinating. My focus is getting functional again. The rest of the crazy surrounding me can wait.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at September 28, 2026 10:01 AM (ENA4W)

147 "This is what I get for letting the little head do the thinking"

Posted by: Holofernes at September 28, 2026 10:02 AM (JNTt1)

148 Judith Beheading Holofernes, c. 1620
Artemisia Gentileschi

A crime of passion. Note in European art, Judith had a loyal maidservant.
---
General Holofernes led an Assyrian campaign that surrounded Bethulia and cut off its water supply, pushing the city's leaders to the brink of surrender.

Judith, a pious and courageous Jewish widow, devised a bold plan to infiltrate the enemy camp rather than let her people surrender.

She dressed in her finest clothes, charmed Holofernes, and gained his trust under the pretense of offering intelligence on how to conquer the Israelites.

After Holofernes became excessively drunk at a private banquet and passed out in his tent, Judith used his own sword to sever his head.

She smuggled the head back to Bethulia in a bag or basket. Deprived of their leader, the Assyrian soldiers panicked and fled when they discovered his body, giving the Israelites a decisive victory. (AI Overview)

👉🏻 Protestant Bibles contain 66 books, following the Hebrew canon which excludes Judith. The Book of Judith is accepted as canonical (referred to as deuterocanonical) in Catholic and Orthodox traditions.

Would pass hanging today's selection.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 28, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

149 > So the copper out of OUR house is the contractor's property?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 09:57 AM (3AwA+)

Unless specified otherwise, the pipe remains your property.

Sometimes the contract gives "salvage rights" or similar to the contractor. Check it to be sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:02 AM (qlLNh)

150 130 So...
in our current renovation of the master suite, the plumbing subcontractors cut out a lot of copper pipe then piled it in a closet. Today the contractor's folks working on replacing the subflooring have taken the copper out of the house and, I suppose, put it in their truck. So the copper out of OUR house is the contractor's property?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 09:57 AM (3AwA+)

That would be a no. I mean I am sure you have cleanup in your contract, and they will say that is what they are doing, but you can say everything BUT this, please. Bring it back, here are the totes in which to store them.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:02 AM (ZdaMQ)

151 He suggested ending the mask mandate.
Posted by: nurse ratched

**********

Shouldn't a lesbian bar have "No Man Dates" seven days a week instead of just Saturdays?

Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 10:02 AM (I0N4X)

152 Women's Studies. The early years.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 28, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

153 Hey, AOP, the other day I was reading about the Chinchaga fire, the biggest wildfire ever recorded in North America, which broke out in 1950 in northern BC and Alberta.

It burned between 3,500,000 and 4,200,000 acres (5,400-6,600 sq. mi.), but there were no known human casualties because the area was so sparsely populated.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

154 Sometimes the contract gives "salvage rights" or similar to the contractor. Check it to be sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026

Oh I forgot about that. This is why you are the lawyer and I am the fitness instructor.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:03 AM (ZdaMQ)

155 There are consequences for not loading the dishwasher right.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 10:03 AM (VQ7/I)

156 So...
in our current renovation of the master suite, the plumbing subcontractors cut out a lot of copper pipe then piled it in a closet. Today the contractor's folks working on replacing the subflooring have taken the copper out of the house and, I suppose, put it in their truck. So the copper out of OUR house is the contractor's property?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 09:57 AM (3AwA+)

It's your property, but if the contractor is charged with taking away debris, they could consider that "debris", I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:04 AM (peOdB)

157 It burned between 3,500,000 and 4,200,000 acres (5,400-6,600 sq. mi.), but there were no known human casualties because the area was so sparsely populated.

---------

What is that in hectares?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 10:04 AM (wpRMV)

158 Great art today

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 28, 2026 10:04 AM (s1VwS)

159 I wonder if part of the reason for the mask mandates at the lesbian bar is to make it harder for people to see just how many DIADs are there

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:04 AM (sKqQm)

160 Speaking of......

The NHL Season starts TOMORROW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

I think Ovi will break the all time goals scored record this year.

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 10:04 AM (ZV+zn)

161 Oh I forgot about that. This is why you are the lawyer and I am the fitness instructor.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:03 AM (ZdaMQ)

I'm not a lawyer, just a guy who's dealt with a fair number of contractors over the course of a long and misspent life.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:04 AM (qlLNh)

162 Caption:

"Aw c'mon, baby! All's I said was I wish your boobs were as nice as Sydney Sweeney's"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 10:05 AM (YSUhf)

163 Whoops

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 10:05 AM (ZV+zn)

164

Fixing the italics?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:05 AM (qlLNh)

165 No, I didn't claim the other debris but I could have, couldn't I? It's our house. I mentioned the copper to the site manager today but didn't push the issue because these mfs are not the people to piss off since they could ruin our house. I just feel like, once again, we are being screwed over. It seems never-ending.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 10:05 AM (3AwA+)

166 What is that in hectares?
Posted by: Cicero

Don't know. I don't metro.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

167 I know the directions to the barrel

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 10:06 AM (ZV+zn)

168 Judith saved her people. Brave woman.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2026 10:06 AM (lCppi)

169 Bette Davis eyes

Posted by: Kasey Casem, American Top 40 at September 28, 2026 10:06 AM (NFX2v)

170 Another Caption:

"Aw c'mon, baby! All's I said was howzabout you and me and your hawt cousin Francine have a threesome tonight."

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 10:06 AM (YSUhf)

171 Shouldn't a lesbian bar have "No Man Dates" seven days a week instead of just Saturdays?
Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 10:02 AM


I'm still loving the blue-on-blue action going on over here over that incident.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 10:06 AM (bFu5X)

172 Oh, Doof...

Posted by: The Barrel at September 28, 2026 10:07 AM (bFu5X)

173 Ask your doctor if Deuterocanonical is right for you.

Posted by: Big Pharma at September 28, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

174 Hey, AOP, the other day I was reading about the Chinchaga fire, the biggest wildfire ever recorded in North America, which broke out in 1950 in northern BC and Alberta.

It burned between 3,500,000 and 4,200,000 acres (5,400-6,600 sq. mi.), but there were no known human casualties because the area was so sparsely populated.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

I've been in that area. Lots of oil and gas drilling there now. Mostly low-lying muskeg and swamp. The trees, such as they are, grew back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:08 AM (peOdB)

175 Doof, when you're down there, put in a Pickleball court...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 10:08 AM (B0NCh)

176 Our bathroom remodel is November. I figure that will spark my older children into deciding that yes, they should all descend upon the house for the holidays.

I have not picked out any tile or even narrowed it down to a top 20. It took me 30 minutes when the house was being built- mainly because I picked 1 neutral color scheme and slapped it over the entire house.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:09 AM (ZdaMQ)

177 Oh I forgot about that. This is why you are the lawyer and I am the fitness instructor.
Posted by: Piper

Piper, have you noted any deconditioning after being immobile for those days last week? It's shocking how fast it happens, at least to me.

Posted by: Larry Lumpkin at September 28, 2026 10:09 AM (Fn+3X)

178 Ah, that bump, that fatal bump. Twas water on the brain. Tis ninety percent fatal. Forced was I to amputate. Sad, very sad.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 10:10 AM (amcLV)

179 Well I made a fool of myself today. Thought my appointment for a SCS{spinal cord stimulator) trial was today at 7:00. Had my son drive me all the way downtown only to find out the appointment is tomorrow. What an idiot. Did the whole no food or liquids after midnight thing too. Now I have to do it all over again.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 10:10 AM (lJ0H4)

180 And for tomorrow, Saturn Devouring His Son?

Just to keep it cheerful?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 28, 2026 10:10 AM (q3u5l)

181 Oh I forgot about that. This is why you are the lawyer and I am the fitness instructor.
Posted by: Piper

Piper, have you noted any deconditioning after being immobile for those days last week? It's shocking how fast it happens, at least to me.
Posted by: Larry Lumpkin at September 28, 2026 10:09 AM (Fn+3X)


Don't know if it's true or not but I've read several times that if you lay off your exercise (jogging, etc) for one week that it takes you at least six weeks to return to your previous level of fitness.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2026 10:12 AM (YSUhf)

182 Always Read the Fine Print - a limerick

Judith murdered Holofernes with cause
She did the deed, she didn't even pause
The full decapitation
Had no need for arbitration
Their contract clearly had a severance clause

Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

183 165 No, I didn't claim the other debris but I could have, couldn't I? It's our house. I mentioned the copper to the site manager today but didn't push the issue because these mfs are not the people to piss off since they could ruin our house. I just feel like, once again, we are being screwed over. It seems never-ending.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026

Do you have your contract? And while yes, they could ruin your house, but that would be dumb because they also could be sued and they need happy clients to get more happy clients. Even our contractor who is 1. Booked out to kingdom come because he is really good, and 2. A clients husband, which is the only way we got to him for a project that isn’t a whole house, wants us to be happy with his work.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:12 AM (ZdaMQ)

184 And for tomorrow, Saturn Devouring His Son?

Just to keep it cheerful?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 28, 2026 10:10 AM (q3u5l)
---------
How about the Third of May, 1808?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 10:12 AM (amcLV)

185 Shouldn't a lesbian bar have "No Man Dates" seven days a week instead of just Saturdays?
Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 10:02 AM

I'm still loving the blue-on-blue action going on over here over that incident.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
_________

Taylor Lorenz did finally weigh in on this:

https://tinyurl.com/5cveey32

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 10:12 AM (JzUSu)

186 And for tomorrow, Saturn Devouring His Son?

Just to keep it cheerful?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 28, 2026 10:10 AM


Or something by Bosch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 10:13 AM (bFu5X)

187
I think Ovi will break the all time goals scored record this year.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 10:04 AM (ZV+zn)



SpongeBro hopes he does, a lot. He's got him on his fantasy team.

Auto-draft.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:13 AM (ccf/V)

188 Don't know if it's true or not but I've read several times that if you lay off your exercise (jogging, etc) for one week that it takes you at least six weeks to return to your previous level of fitness.
Posted by: naturalfake

**********

Excellent! I should be rounding into form by 2063.

Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 10:13 AM (I0N4X)

189 Or something by Bosch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Bosch is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

190 Taylor Lorenz did finally weigh in on this:

https://tinyurl.com/5cveey32
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 10:12 AM


AYFKM?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 10:14 AM (bFu5X)

191 179 Well I made a fool of myself today. Thought my appointment for a SCS{spinal cord stimulator) trial was today at 7:00. Had my son drive me all the way downtown only to find out the appointment is tomorrow. What an idiot. Did the whole no food or liquids after midnight thing too. Now I have to do it all over again.
Posted by: Tuna

Hope the SCS works for you. Supposedly, 80% are helped by it. Did nothing for my condition, but I'm weird like that.

Posted by: Arachnoiditis, FTW! at September 28, 2026 10:15 AM (Fn+3X)

192 Judith Beheading Holofernes
-

Obligatory musical interlude:

https://youtu.be/hVptZFJD9mg

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 28, 2026 10:15 AM (xeWXB)

193 Dude needs a different barber.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 10:16 AM (vzuC7)

194 Taylor Lorenz did finally weigh in on this:

https://tinyurl.com/5cveey32
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 10:12 AM

AYFKM?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 10:14 AM (bFu5X)
-----------
Pardon me while I rawdog some air.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 10:16 AM (amcLV)

195 @Muldoon: You're on fire this morning. Bravo!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 28, 2026 10:16 AM (O7YUW)

196 Bosch is one of my favorites.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

-----------

From painting to spark plugs. The guy was a true Renaissance Man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 10:17 AM (wpRMV)

197 Bosch is one of my favorites.
Posted by: Bulg

I've had good luck with Makita.

Posted by: Tool Time Tommy at September 28, 2026 10:17 AM (Fn+3X)

198 Judith was supposed to be a smokeshow, but here she’s got manface.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)


I was thinking pig face.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 10:17 AM (vzuC7)

199 I don't think this is what most people visualize when thinking of "getting head".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2026 10:17 AM (0sNs1)

200 Taylor Lorenz did finally weigh in on this:

https://tinyurl.com/5cveey32
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 10:12 AM



She never wore a mask before covid. Now, covid is as rare as a cold or flu, yet she feels NOW she has to wear a mask everywhere and "life is hard."

What an ignorant dusty old piece of shit she is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:17 AM (ccf/V)

201 All I said was this piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah.

Posted by: Holofernes at September 28, 2026 10:18 AM (u73oe)

202 >Posted by: Eva Green at September 28, 2026 09:43 AM (qlLNh)


The Rules Must Be Obeyed.

https://tinyurl.com/pb9dmy7f

I wonder if she needs any help washing those? It looks to be more than a one-person job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:18 AM (qlLNh)

203 Severance clause. LOL.

Posted by: Big Ben R at September 28, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

204 Ah, Bosch...

Posted by: Sonar O'Reilly at September 28, 2026 10:19 AM (J4Dwc)

205 All I said was this piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah.
Posted by: Holofernes at September 28, 2026 10:18 AM (u73oe)
------------
You're only making it worse for yourself!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 10:19 AM (amcLV)

206 There's actually some cool stuff in the Deuterocanonical books, Judith included.

Tobit is also pretty cool. And the stories of the Maccabees.

Even if you don't accept them as canonical, they're worth reading for historical and literary reasons.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

207 130 So...
in our current renovation of the master suite, the plumbing subcontractors cut out a lot of copper pipe then piled it in a closet. Today the contractor's folks working on replacing the subflooring have taken the copper out of the house and, I suppose, put it in their truck. So the copper out of OUR house is the contractor's property?
Posted by: Brunnhilde

Did you get a discount towards demo or labor? Do you have a signed copy of your contract, and does it mention salvage or scrap materials?

After a home demolition or major remodel, the payout you receive at a local scrap yard shifts based on the specific "grade" of the metal.

To combat metal theft, scrap yards are legally required to scan your driver’s license, log your vehicle's license plate, and often pay you via a check or a voucher instead of direct cash.

It takes about 22 to 35 pounds of clean scrap copper to make $100, depending on current market rates.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 28, 2026 10:19 AM (NFX2v)

208 The Rules Must Be Obeyed.

https://tinyurl.com/pb9dmy7f

I wonder if she needs any help washing those? It looks to be more than a one-person job.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:18 AM (qlLNh)



Other than the lack of NSFW tag, I'm a fan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

209 And for tomorrow, Saturn Devouring His Son?
--
Recently saw some YouTube of the "Saturn Cube" conspiracy.

Basically, everything that is black, a cube or an octagon is a symbol of Saturn = Satan.

The apocrypha that Saturn is a prison and the odd, mostly-octagon shape at Saturn's pole are discussed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 10:20 AM (3cUTc)

210 Reddit says Eva Green got nipple reduction surgery. Why would one do such a thing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)

211 Not accepted in the Jewish canon, either.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 09:35 AM (qlLNh)

... to an extent. Judith did get retranslated to Hebrew and floats around some "legends of the Jews" collections. Might be in some piyyutim too.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 10:21 AM (88C+u)

212 Other than the lack of NSFW tag, I'm a fan.
Posted by: Sponge

I got a NSFW tag.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

213 > Other than the lack of NSFW tag, I'm a fan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)


It doesn't come up with a "View NSFW content" label for you?

Sorry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (qlLNh)

214 Then: Getting drunk with a girl you don't know and waking up without a head

Now: Getting drunk with a girl you don't know and waking up without a kidney

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (sKqQm)

215 Hope the SCS works for you. Supposedly, 80% are helped by it. Did nothing for my condition, but I'm weird like that.
Posted by: Arachnoiditis, FTW!

Thanks. Got my fingers crossed because if it doesn't I've got a 3 vertebrae fusion in my future.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (lJ0H4)

216
I got a NSFW tag.
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)



I meant in the post here, not on the Reddit page. Advanced warning, n' stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (ccf/V)

217 Doof, when you're down there, put in a Pickleball court...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 10:08 AM (B0NCh)


I don't play much anymore. Knee doesn't like it.

I think I'll put a practice bunker and putting green in there instead!

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (ZV+zn)

218 How bad was "300: The Rise of an Empire"? Even the strategic deployment of Eva Green's boobs could not save that movie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (amcLV)

219 The backstory of the artist Artemisia Gentileschi is interesting and you can see how it likely had an effect on her work.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemisia
_Gentileschi#Rape_by_Agostino_Tassi

One day in May, Tassi visited the Gentileschi household and, when alone with Gentileschi, raped her. Quorli, who had himself likely previously attempted to rape her, was also implicated in the assault, accused of acting as Tassi's accomplice.

In the aftermath of the assault, Tassi demanded to have further sexual relations with Gentileschi, on the promise that they would marry, thereby restoring her virtue and securing her future. Gentileschi agreed to this arrangement, but Tassi later reneged on the promise to marry her. Unbeknownst to Gentileschi, Tassi was already married, albeit estranged from his wife.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (8mulE)

220 It doesn't come up with a "View NSFW content" label for you?

Sorry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (qlLNh)



I did, on the reddit site. Was just suggesting it for here just in case.

Silly me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (ccf/V)

221
Piper, have you noted any deconditioning after being immobile for those days last week? It's shocking how fast it happens, at least to me.
Posted by: Larry Lumpkin at September 28, 2026 10:09 AM (Fn+3X)

This morning was a little rough, but I am also not 100% yet, at all. I haven’t worked out for myself in almost a week, which is crazy to think about. I am really glad my lead teacher told me I was not going to dive right in to teaching a weight work class day 1, and she put herself down instead. I feel bad, because that means she is teaching 3 of those in a row, and that is hard. I am teaching 1 more class today, and will workout, I will push through it. Teaching cardio tomorrow may be interesting!

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:23 AM (ZdaMQ)

222 Piper,

It is not in the contract about who claims what debris, only that it is removed and site left in broom clean condition every day. Our contractor is very, very good (and expensive) but I am too wary to push it. Like I said, just feels like a screw-over.

Good luck on your reno. I always choose very old fashioned decor and the workers sometimes look askance at my choices. But Empress Alexandra of Russia was mocked by her own family for have everything made up in mauve. Too bad if everyone else doesn't like it.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 10:24 AM (3AwA+)

223 One way to look at the scrap copper situation: if the contractor is required to clean up and haul away the debris, the scrappage for the copper helps cover his cost of dumping the rest. Most landfills charge you dump a load, and sometimes upcharge for scrap wood and sheetrock. If you claim the copper, the quote for the job might be higher.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:24 AM (peOdB)

224 How bad was "300: The Rise of an Empire"? Even the strategic deployment of Eva Green's boobs could not save that movie.

Same visual style of the original 300 but the plot was a mess.

One reviewer said, "
The movie delivers all the necessary elements but their impact is dull." and...I agree with that

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:25 AM (sKqQm)

225 Not so sure why judith looks like an easter pig in this painting. I saw a different painting of this event and the chick was way hotter.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 10:26 AM (vzuC7)

226 Piyyutim? I just met him!

Posted by: Wait, wut? at September 28, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

227 The unkindest cut of all.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 10:27 AM (TezPK)

228 Easter Bunny >>> Easter Pig

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 10:27 AM (amcLV)

229 In the aftermath of the assault, Tassi demanded to have further sexual relations with Gentileschi, on the promise that they would marry, thereby restoring her virtue and securing her future. Gentileschi agreed to this arrangement, but Tassi later reneged on the promise to marry her. Unbeknownst to Gentileschi, Tassi was already married, albeit estranged from his wife.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 10:22 AM (8mulE)

She she got a cad. If she had come to America, she could have had a Lincoln.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:27 AM (peOdB)

230 AOP,

Except the cost of the job is already determined and signed off on by both parties. I don't see how he could change it.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 10:27 AM (3AwA+)

231 Easter Bunny >>> Easter Pig
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 10:27 AM (amcLV)



Spider Pig >

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

232 An Easter pig? Wait. That's not how this works.

Posted by: Sunday schools everywhere at September 28, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

233 Not so sure why judith looks like an easter pig in this painting. I saw a different painting of this event and the chick was way hotter.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Her beauty is a plot point in the story. It's how she is able to get Holofernes to be alone with her, and get him drunk.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

234 Spider Pig >
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)
-----------
Wafting through the air by the smell of delicious pie!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 10:29 AM (amcLV)

235 Easter pig >>> ManBearPig

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

236 Caravaggio did it better.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 10:31 AM (jBygX)

237 Posted by: Wait, wut? at September 28, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

Piyyutim are religious songs sung in Jewish holy days. Basically like Christian hymns. You know how a lot of hymns are basically psalms or extracts from (say) Isaiah put to verse? Piyyuts are how Jews experience a lot of religious text even if they're not in the Torah / Chumash cycle.
Or so I've been reading.
There are some parts of Ezekiel which Christians find too weird to recite much in services. Jews find those parts just as weird, so the references to the Throne Chariot and so on end up in the piyyuts.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 10:32 AM (88C+u)

238 "The price of gas is too high so I'm going to vote for the socialist who want to raise my taxes, flood the country with illegals and ban gasoline cars.

That makes me a principled conservative.

Don't @ me."

/s/ "conservative" influencers and though leaders

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 10:32 AM (3cUTc)

239 Morning, Art Devotees,

I do believe we've had this one before, or perhaps it was another artist with the same subject. Still pretty effective. My guess is that Judith is the one to the right wielding the steel?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 10:33 AM (wzUl9)

240 Except the cost of the job is already determined and signed off on by both parties. I don't see how he could change it.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 10:27 AM (3AwA+)

Presumably the contractor assumed that you wanted cleanup done, and factored the anticipated copper scrappage into the quote. Cleanup is a cost for him, remember. He has to pay his workers, pay for the truck, and pay to drop a load at the landfill. Unless you had a lot of copper pipe, I doubt it amounts to more than a hundred dollars or so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:33 AM (peOdB)

241 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This is some art to wake up to. I'll skip breakfast.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

242 This is amazing! I'm having some trouble with the man's hand - it seems too large to be where it is in the scene. But it is quite a tangle of limbs.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026


***
He had Goliath hands!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

243 This is an advertisement for the latest movie on the Lifetime network.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:35 AM (KC5Lt)

244 Dang. This is some art to wake up to. I'll skip breakfast.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

Breakfast was Vitamins C&D. Coffee and donuts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:36 AM (peOdB)

245 Her beauty is a plot point in the story. It's how she is able to get Holofernes to be alone with her, and get him drunk.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

Exactlym but in this case there probably wasn't enough booze in the ancient world for that to work with the chick in this painting. The other painting I saw, no booze needed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 10:36 AM (vzuC7)

246 and pay to drop a load at the landfill.


Can't copper be recycled?

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

247 Can't copper be recycled?
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)



It's getting top dollar currently, so yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

248 The Piyyuts of Penzance is a popular theatrical performance for the kids in Jewish day schools.

Posted by: Or so I've heard at September 28, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)

249 AOP,

It actually was a lot. I bet it was 50-80 pounds of pipe.

(that's what she said)

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 10:38 AM (3AwA+)

250 Exactlym but in this case there probably wasn't enough booze in the ancient world for that to work with the chick in this painting. The other painting I saw, no booze needed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 10:36 AM (vzuC7)



It depends on who her makeup artist was that day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

251 This is an advertisement for the latest movie on the Lifetime network.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:35 AM (KC5Lt)




"Coming up next week on "Love After Lockup.....""

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:39 AM (ccf/V)

252 Can't copper be recycled?
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

Sure it can, and it fetches real dollars, too. Around $4 USD per pound right now. But you have pay money OUT to drop a load of lumber, sheetrock, and old flooring at the landfill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:39 AM (peOdB)

253 Also I don't think all landfills like to deal with metals. Some of them are toxic. Nobody wants a refreshing glass of dissolved lead (well, excepting maybe Sid). Dunno how bad copper is.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 10:40 AM (88C+u)

254 210 even eva greens need pruning.

Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)

255 Nobody wants a refreshing glass of dissolved lead
Posted by: 88C+u

Not even with pumpkin spice?

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

256 Damn. After all this I should be allowed to knock off early today.

Posted by: Handmaiden's thought bubble at September 28, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

257 It actually was a lot. I bet it was 50-80 pounds of pipe.

(that's what she said)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 10:38 AM (3AwA+)

80 pounds of copper pipe at $4 a pound is $320.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:42 AM (peOdB)

258 Can't copper be recycled?
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

It's getting top dollar currently, so yes.
Posted by: Sponge
________

I recall a Sopranos episode from twenty years ago where they were tearing it out of shitholes for the value.

My local liquor store just lost its AC because someone tore out and stole all of the external copper.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 10:43 AM (JzUSu)

259
80 pounds of copper pipe at $4 a pound is $320.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:42 AM (peOdB)



MATH!!!!!

*HISSSS!!!!!!!!*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

260 "80 pounds of copper pipe at $4 a pound is $320."

Same as in town.

Posted by: The scrap dealer at September 28, 2026 10:43 AM (2Ez/1)

261 Several artists ( among them Allori and Caravaggio) have, IMO, better looking Judith's but they usually show her holding Holofernes
head in her dropped hand. I can't recall another one where she's actually sawing off his head, although there may very well be one, so for strength of visceral impact Artemesia wins . She was quite a skilled artist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 10:44 AM (JrHfD)

262
My local liquor store just lost its AC because someone tore out and stole all of the external copper.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 10:43 AM (JzUSu)



Was there a dead body left behind from huffing the freon out of the AC system?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:44 AM (ccf/V)

263 Don't know if it's true or not but I've read several times that if you lay off your exercise (jogging, etc) for one week that it takes you at least six weeks to return to your previous level of fitness.
Posted by: naturalfake


***
Hasn't been my experience, and I've been a runner or walker/runner for many years. Probably it might take two weeks. If you lay off because of an infection, though, it might take a bit longer for you to get back where you were.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 10:44 AM (wzUl9)

264 That $320 would have paid for the tub faucet. All this stuff is so expensive and is all money going out. A little coming in would have helped, at least to my way of thinking. Maybe I just don't know enough about this business.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2026 10:45 AM (3AwA+)

265 There are people in Houston stealing all the copper on Commercial A/Cs on top of business buildings. And when I say people I mean people from south of the border.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:45 AM (KC5Lt)

266 80 pounds of copper pipe at $4 a pound is $320.

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at September 28, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)

267 Also I don't think all landfills like to deal with metals. Some of them are toxic. Nobody wants a refreshing glass of dissolved lead (well, excepting maybe Sid). Dunno how bad copper is.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 10:40 AM (88C+u)

I don't think there is any metal that cannot be recycled, unless its original use combines it with so much non-metal that the energy cost of concentrating it exceeds its value, like aluminum foil in food wrap. Lead is almost 100% recycled. Most iron and steel is. Much aluminum. Precious metals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:46 AM (peOdB)

268 Copper ----------> Moonshine stills.

Stainless steel replaced much of that, in today's booze industry, but some distilleries still have old kits made of copper. Mostly stuff from way, way back.

I have a non-working "mini-still" made from copper as a floor decoration in my office.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 10:46 AM (RORbl)

269 You can still get copper stills online. I haven't priced them in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:47 AM (ccf/V)

270 Spider Pig >
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)
--------------------
Can he swing
From a web?
No he can't
He's a pig

Look out!
He is the Spider Pig!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 10:48 AM (n9eFH)

271 Don't know if it's true or not but I've read several times that if you lay off your exercise (jogging, etc) for one week that it takes you at least six weeks to return to your previous level of fitness.
Posted by: naturalfake

But if you lay off long enough you’ll already be at your level of fitness.

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 28, 2026 10:48 AM (v8bCu)

272 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 10:44 AM (wzUl9)

The older you are the longer it takes to return to previous status. All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age. Some less than others but it's still decreasing.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:48 AM (KC5Lt)

273 The older you are the longer it takes to return to previous status. All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age. Some less than others but it's still decreasing.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:48 AM (KC5Lt)
======

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Mandelbaum! at September 28, 2026 10:50 AM (RIvkX)

274 The older you are the longer it takes to return to previous status. All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age. Some less than others but it's still decreasing.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:48 AM (KC5Lt)



And SHE'LL like it too!

Posted by: Nugenix Total-T at September 28, 2026 10:52 AM (ccf/V)

275 The older you are the longer it takes to return to previous status. All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age. Some less than others but it's still decreasing.
==
Its one of the consolations of aging. It is much easier now focus on really important things like shelving...

Posted by: so there's that at September 28, 2026 10:52 AM (anL5R)

276 And I think the red of Holofernes' outfit is painted quite effectively against his flesh tones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 10:52 AM (JrHfD)

277 A classic copper pot still is what you want if you're trying to produce something with flavor (whiskey, brandy, etc.)


A stainless steel column still is what you want if you're going for maximum production of pure grain alcohol.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:52 AM (qlLNh)

278 Judith looks too much like a modern-day Karen for my tastes. Would not hang. That, and it's a brutally nasty scene.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 10:53 AM (iFTx/)

279 He is the Spider Pig!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
Does whatever a spider digs

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

280 The older you are the longer it takes to return to previous status. All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age. Some less than others but it's still decreasing.
Posted by: polynikes
________

I'm more worried about balance and falling now than strength. And I'm barely into my third 29. Fell off a ladder trimming high up vines and lucky some ornamental grass broke the fall.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 10:53 AM (JzUSu)

281 It's better to "Start off each day with a song"....

Jimmy Durante

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at September 28, 2026 10:53 AM (V9DpE)

282 "... drop a load at the landfill."
is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 10:53 AM (Bep7s)

283 > All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:48 AM (KC5Lt)


Science has ways of dealing with that.

It's not just women who use hormone replacement therapy nowadays.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:54 AM (qlLNh)

284 >>The older you are the longer it takes to return to previous status. All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age. Some less than others but it's still decreasing.

We wuz kings and shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 10:54 AM (viF8m)

285 Judith looks too much like a modern-day Karen for my tastes. Would not hang. That, and it's a brutally nasty scene.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 28, 2026 10:53 AM (iFTx/)


Should have titled it "elephant man gets pissed"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 10:54 AM (vzuC7)

286 Spider pig.......


https://youtu.be/BARjPuUN36Y?t=24

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:54 AM (ccf/V)

287 >> > All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age.

You've called my bluff I'm not so hot
Now is that love
My assets froze while yours have dropped
Now is that, is that. . .

Posted by: SQUEEZE at September 28, 2026 10:55 AM (rOKnE)

288 The older you are the longer it takes to return to previous status. All of the guy morons are unfortunately getting a lower testosterone level as we age. Some less than others but it's still decreasing.
Posted by: polynikes
________

I'm more worried about balance and falling now than strength. And I'm barely into my third 29. Fell off a ladder trimming high up vines and lucky some ornamental grass broke the fall.
==
No I don't do ladders or roofs anymore. It just isn't worth it. A fall where my center of gravity is six feet off the ground is going to break a bone or bones. No thanks.

Posted by: so there's that at September 28, 2026 10:55 AM (anL5R)

289 Great King of the Hill episode where Peggy slipped in testosterone pills into his food.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:55 AM (KC5Lt)

290 282 "... drop a load at the landfill."
is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 10:53 AM (Bep7s)

Only when on a date with Heidi Beirich

Posted by: nazis can't be choosers at September 28, 2026 10:56 AM (88C+u)

291 "... drop a load at the landfill."

Or Johnny's bed.

Posted by: Amber Heard at September 28, 2026 10:56 AM (2Ez/1)

292 I'm more worried about balance and falling now than strength.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Same here. I was falling down a lot last year and earlier this year due to my BP meds. Fortunately, my doc adjusted the meds and the problem has largely gone away. But the memory of it still has me psych myself up sometimes.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

293 268 of course it is.

Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 10:57 AM (Bep7s)

294 more worried about balance and falling now than strength. And I'm barely into my third 29. Fell off a ladder trimming high up vines and lucky some ornamental grass broke the fall.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 10:53 AM (JzUSu)

If it involves ladders or electrical wires I’m paying someone to do it for me. That’s been my mantra since I was in my 20s.

Money well spent.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 10:57 AM (ATp9+)

295 Posted by: SQUEEZE at September 28, 2026 10:55 AM (rOKnE)


Take it to the bridge
Throw it overboard
See if it can swim
Back up to the shore
No one is in the house
Everyone is out
All the lights are on
And the blinds are down

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:57 AM (ccf/V)

296 Drop a load at the landfill means taking the fat girl home from the bar at 2am.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:58 AM (KC5Lt)

297 Ladders can be evil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 10:59 AM (iW7pR)

298 Drop a load at the landfill means taking the fat girl home from the bar at 2am.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:58 AM (KC5Lt)



I thought that was "flouring the rolling pin....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

299 Drop a load at the landfill means taking the fat girl home from the bar at 2am.
===
Oh. I see.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 28, 2026 10:59 AM (anL5R)

300 What kind of ornamental grass cushions a fall off a ladder?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

301 Love's crashing waves
Upon the rocks

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:00 AM (RIvkX)

302 What kind of ornamental grass cushions a fall off a ladder?
Posted by: JackStraw
__________

The really tall kind. About 3 or 4 feet high. Don't know the name.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 11:01 AM (JzUSu)

303 What's the name of the baseball team in Cleveland again? Oh yeah, that's right ...

Posted by: Central Division Champions at September 28, 2026 11:01 AM (anL5R)

304 I saw Morning Report included the (surely Iranian derived) terror plot against USAF base in England.

Not being widely reported is death of four US citizens in Athens, Greece from explosionover the weekend. Gas leak is intial report, but it looks a bit too convenient for that. To me. From the timing and geography, I hope our authorities look to Iranian involvement and, if shown, take necessary response.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 28, 2026 11:02 AM (sFNX2)

305 292 i went through the same thing. confusing and confidence affecting. broke my pinky and had a bunch of road pizza face.

Posted by: cmeat at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (Bep7s)

306 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)

307 What's the name of the baseball team in Cleveland again? Oh yeah, that's right ...
Posted by: Central Division Champions at September 28, 2026 11:01 AM (anL5R)



The Cleveland Gayfags.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

308 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (wzUl9)

309 Ornamental? Is that what you're calling us now?

Posted by: Unkempt weeds at September 28, 2026 11:03 AM (2Ez/1)

310 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)

311 Pampas grass grows pretty big. My neighbor has several of them. Big and nice looking.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 28, 2026 11:05 AM (J4Dwc)

312 277 A classic copper pot still is what you want if you're trying to produce something with flavor (whiskey, brandy, etc.)


A stainless steel column still is what you want if you're going for maximum production of pure grain alcohol.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2026 10:52 AM (qlLNh)
======
Copper stills are a pain in the buttox to keep clean. The reason for the copper is that it attracts sulphur, which can be present in the mash. Sulphur does not taste good in distilled spirits. Use a stainless steel column still and put a roll of copper mesh in the column. That mesh collects the sulphur and when you are done you can boil the mesh in vinegar to clean it.
========

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 28, 2026 11:06 AM (JNTt1)

313 Drop a load at the landfill means taking the fat girl home from the bar at 2am.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 10:58 AM (KC5Lt)

I was waiting for Pookette in the parking lot at our church's version of Girl Scouts the other night when "Fat-bottomed Girls" came on the radio. I did *not* crank up the volume, in fact I turned it all the way down.

Posted by: pookysgirl is wiser than she looks at September 28, 2026 11:07 AM (Wt5PA)

314 Subtitle: A Little Off The Top

I'd keep my pants on around these two.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 28, 2026 12:52 PM (IXaAJ)

315 When I first looked at that paiting I thought 'Dang, that woman giving birth to a full-grown man.'

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 01:58 PM (LHPAg)

316 Rembrandt's alternate view of Judith:

https://bit.ly/4AEiZWs

Posted by: Half Dozen at September 28, 2026 02:36 PM (CqZOC)

The Morning Report — 9/ 28 /26

Morning Report intro.jpg

Good morning kids. Over the weekend a powerful Nor'easter blew up over the east coast, causing much inconvenience and destruction as well as tragically one death. Hopefully none of you were affected too severely or at all. But it's the weather and it is what it is. Mercifully the one thing that hasn't really been blowing much are the blowhard global warming doomers. That myth at long lasts seems to be fading. Of course, so long as there is government and other money to be grifted it will continue until the suckers, including federal and state treasuries, are sucked dry. Colleague friend and Cob CBD had an outstanding piece on this and it's well worth a second if not first read.


Last week we noted that so far there had been zero Atlantic hurricanes, a record. For the first time in 112 years, we’ve now gone this deep into hurricane season without one. Of course the media ignore this monumental phenomenon because it doesn’t fit the global warming tale. So what other inconvenient facts are they covering up? Here’s a partial list. . . Activists, Democrat politicians, the media, and general population cranks have long pointed to the worst-case-scenario, everyone-is-on-fire, the sky-is-aflame predictions pumped out by the United Nations as reason to stop using fossil fuels. As it turns out, the U.N admits the extreme forecasts are “implausible.” Will any of the purveyors of this fiction own up to their error, write lengthy articles explaining why they were wrong to trust the U.N. or apologize for unnecessarily stirring up fear? Former climate activist/climate reporter Lucy Biggers, now head of social media at The Free Press, recently confessed that she “never covered positive climate stories because it would muddy the message that climate change was an existential threat that was burning the planet.” She would cover the stories “that made the climate look worse.” This is “why we rarely see events like this year’s historically quiet eastern hurricane season covered widely by the news,” she adds. “Many reporters believe covering it will give fodder to climate change deniers.”

Naturally grift and fear is what keeps the Democrat Socialites of America going, that and the lust for absolute power to take us down.

Far-left candidates, especially members of the Democratic Socialists of America, are doubling down on the GND. . . President Trump also understands that the only surefire way to ensure that the United States has uninterrupted ample energy on hand is by going all in on the only energy sources that can supply dependable power no matter the weather conditions or time of day. Under present circumstances, based on a recent Heartland Institute energy scorecard, “natural gas makes the most sense according to the affordable, reliable, and clean standard, with nuclear, hydro, and coal not far behind. Biomass trails by a moderate margin while wind and solar stand apart as the least desirable power sources.” The revelation that fossil fuels and nuclear get the best energy bang for the buck should not be a surprise. Neither should the fact that wind and solar are far less reliable, more costly, and much worse for the environment.

Meanwhile, we move from the most serious threat to our existence to something that happened over the weekend that is the height of frivolity, as you can plainly see, so apologies in advance for my flippancy!

British authorities arrested five men near a military base hosting U.S. forces early Sunday on suspicion of preparing a terrorist attack. RAF Fairford, in Gloucestershire in southwestern England, serves as a forward operating location for the U.S. Air Force Global Strike Command and has recently been used to launch B-52 and B-1 bombers targeting Iran.

President Donald Trump praised the arrests while speaking to reporters Sunday and said the United States had worked with British authorities on the case. “The arrest in the UK was fantastic,” he said. “Working with Britain, it was an amazing job. We had them under investigation.” Trump said the suspects were “looking to do big damage” and that the group had been under watch “for a long time.”

Great, now do the terrorists here at home!

San Antonio Socialists Call for ICE to Leave Austin After Shooting Incident. . . A few dozen protesters showed up at San Antonio’s City Hall to protest the shooting of a 28-year-old Venezuelan illegal alien during a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) action on September 20. The poorly attended protest, organized by the Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL), drew little attention from passing tourists visiting the Alamo City on Friday.

Meh, the President should surge every ICE agent in the nation to Austin and San Antonio and kick every wetback within reach across the Rio Grande as far south to Tierra Del Fuego or the Ross Ice Shelf that they can.

And speaking of Democrat terrorism.

Nearly 60 Democrat members of Congress signed a letter to sound an alarm: Black Americans are being found hanging, including some from trees, in a wave of possible “modern-day lynchings.” . . . Every suspicious death deserves investigation. But history is not evidence. What are the facts? Demartravion “Trey” Reed, 21, was found hanging at Delta State University in Cleveland, Mississippi. The medical examiner found no foul play and ruled the death suicide. His family confirmed that his girlfriend said Reed sent suicidal texts the previous night.

If I was spawned and named Demartravion, I'd put on Klan robes and lynch myself faster than you can say Robert Sheets Byrd!

Dear Lord, Lopecia Pressley, Titty Caca Cortez and all the rest of them can't go to Hell fast enough to suit me, because that is where they are driving us...

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1
Early medical appointment today for me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2026 06:32 AM (x0n13)

2 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 28, 2026 06:36 AM (bLe0J)

3 Hope all goes well, JJ!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 28, 2026 06:36 AM (bLe0J)

4 I was wondering, J.J. if the reason for the early morning report was because of an early medical appt. May the Lord continue to be with you and your wife and heal your medical issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 06:37 AM (JrHfD)

5 4 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 06:37 AM (JrHfD)


Much appreciate the prayers Fen and all! We are moving ahead, living day by day and loving life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2026 06:39 AM (x0n13)

6 "Powerful Northeast Storm Kills At Least One, Knocks Out Power For 100,000"


It's a Sharknado. A possible shark was seen swimming along the flooded streets of Surf City NJ according to New Jersey 12 reporting.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 06:39 AM (I43vL)

7 Thank you JJ. Hope your medical appointment is routine. I’ve been absent from this space for a few weeks…. Back on normal schedule now

The UK might be a more dangerous military posting these days than the DMZ in Korea. I wonder why…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 06:41 AM (xAoHD)

8 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2026 06:39 AM (x0n13)

I'm glad you are doing that. I'm sure a positive attitude helps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 06:41 AM (JrHfD)

9 "Loving life", JJ says, and I cheer him on.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 06:45 AM (v3w5Z)

10 Mornin' J.J.

You're early enough I can comment! Hope you're continuing to do well and that the cancer is staying away.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 28, 2026 06:45 AM (O7YUW)

11 And I thought *I* couldn't sleep....
Cats are trainable at early ages but can be trained later in life. Woman a few blocks away adopted a feral cat who took to captivity so well that she would put him in a kitty stroller, didn't need to secure the netting, and he would hop out and hop back in after doing the sniffing-all-the-things thing. I think he passed on last year. Really cool cat.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 06:46 AM (Fv808)

12 "self-aggrandizement" - somebody just wants to brag up his winning Scrabble word last weekend.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 06:47 AM (Fv808)

13 The U.S. Supreme Court blocked Missouri from using its GOP-backed 2025 congressional map for the upcoming midterm elections on Friday.

Poorly written sentence...the upcoming midterm elections are NOT on Friday...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:48 AM (l3cgK)

14 12 "self-aggrandizement" - somebody just wants to brag up his winning Scrabble word last weekend.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 06:47 AM (Fv80

Can also mean collecting power for himself...but it's still a bullshyte claim. Obama and Biden did much worse via executive orders, while courts blocked Trump from even reversing some of those EOs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:50 AM (l3cgK)

15 "self-aggrandizement" - somebody just wants to brag up his winning Scrabble word last weekend.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

Can also mean collecting power for himself
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

No, I meant that *Cohen* wants to brag up his winning Scrabble word.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 06:52 AM (Fv808)

16 Only in America could someone as strange as Alexis Bittar become prominent enough to host big dollar parties for politicians and get invited to the White House numerous times. Has anyone checked on the welfare of "his" three children? I mean the guy promotes pedo gay stuff and uses serial killer themes in advertising his costume jewelry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 06:54 AM (aL2Pd)

17 Typical Obama/Biden suzerainty

Posted by: Common Tater at September 28, 2026 06:57 AM (csF+K)

18

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 28, 2026 06:57 AM (SRdv/)

19 Canada votes next Wednesday on the question of whether it should expand it's government executions to the mentally ill.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 06:58 AM (0bmlu)

20 19 Canada votes next Wednesday on the question of whether it should expand it's government executions to the mentally ill.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 06:58 AM (0bmlu)

I'm waiting for Canada to extend abortions to children under 2 years old...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:00 AM (l3cgK)

21 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 28, 2026 07:01 AM (2Ez/1)

22 I suppose that I should pray for the brewery owner. It is hard to pray for people sometime. Someon wishing the President would die or be assassinated is just so malevolent .i am a great sinner in need of God's great grace always, but I never wished Obama or Biden would die . Just that their schemes and plane would not succeed or they not be te-elected . Plus, it doesn't seem like rocket science to realize that alienating half your customer base is not the best business model.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 07:01 AM (JrHfD)

23 The business-backed GOP legislator Salazar is touting her “Digndad” bill that would legalize and import perhaps 17 million migrants.

--

All this "Republican" representative seems to want to do with her time in office is institute and facilitate mass amnesty and/or open the migrant floodgates in some form or fashion. You'd almost think they were her priorities and not actual Americans...

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 07:02 AM (qBdHI)

24
The Catholic Church teaches that human life “must be respected and protected absolutely from the moment of conception” and rejects direct abortion.
Planned Parenthood Honors Biden for Abortion Record

"Here's the smell of blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand."

-- Lady Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 1

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 07:04 AM (PpIXw)

25 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 07:01 AM (JrHfD)

Typo-"Plans" not "planes"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 07:04 AM (JrHfD)

26
Canada votes next Wednesday on the question of whether it should expand it's government executions to the mentally ill.

Posted by: Huck Follywood


Would that not amount to the members of its Parliament volunteering to submit to that country's self-lauded MAID service?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 07:06 AM (PpIXw)

27 AOC spoke to a crowd of 1,200 people, according to the Cornell Daily Sun, at a venue downtown. I am honestly surprised there is a venue outside of the two universities in town that can hold 1200 people, but be that as it may, I thought it interesting Kathy Hochul skipped the AOC event, which is being called a warm up to a Senate run against Schumer in 2028. After all, Hochul never skips a Madmani event it seems.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 07:07 AM (r37/v)

28
Canada votes next Wednesday on the question of whether it should expand it's government executions to the mentally ill.

Posted by: Huck Follywood


Guess who's going to be considered "mentally ill"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 07:07 AM (eRlcH)

29 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:09 AM (u82oZ)

30
No, I meant that *Cohen* wants to brag up his winning Scrabble word.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal


Writes the person who succeeded in having the second half of their nickname accepted as valid in a Scrabble game. And for a Triple Word Score, no less.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 07:09 AM (PpIXw)

31 I mean, a guy in my community owns a bar and restaurant I expect he probably leans conservative . He has had signs up celebrating the anniversary of our founding and ones that say , "God bless America" and I think also ones celebrating the anniversary of our founding but he neither celebrates or condemns Trump' or his voters on signs in his establishment .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 07:09 AM (JrHfD)

32 Got a new router, and I made it work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

33 Alexis Bittar, also a big backer of Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed, has just produced a documentary attacking the American flag, which he calls ‘a symbol of aggression’

What are Alexis' thoughts on Mozambique's flag and its AK-47?

Guatemala has two crossed rifles and swords
Saudi Arabia features a white sword
Sri Lanka has a sword
Oman adds another sword and a dagger
Kenya and Eswatini display their technology with spears on their flags

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:12 AM (pUU4E)

34
Got a new router, and I made it work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I stand, stunned, at your technical prowess! 'Round these parts, our wifi drops me every five minutes or so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 07:13 AM (PpIXw)

35 They don't have to own up to anything. And even if they did it wouldn't matter because they just move to the next lie.

This is what we live under daily.They lie and then lie some more. Every day we are left combating old lies and new.

We have them dead to rights on most of them but it doesn't matter because they just make new stuff up. It's intentionally exhausting for believers and non-believers alike.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 07:15 AM (ZJQBk)

36 Canada votes next Wednesday on the question of whether it should expand it's government executions to the mentally ill.


--

Wow, that is extremely disturbing and horrifying from so many angles I can't count. This is malevolence bar none.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 07:15 AM (qBdHI)

37 28
Canada votes next Wednesday on the question of whether it should expand it's government executions to the mentally ill.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

Guess who's going to be considered "mentally ill"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 07:07 AM (eRlcH)

Comrade, we have seen this play out before...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:16 AM (l3cgK)

38 G'mornin' everyone!

Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)

39 "Attack Stopped on Airbase Because Local Woman Noticed Suspicious ‘Middle Eastern Men’"

What a racist. She's in jail now, right?

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 07:17 AM (MWfyi)

40 Morning, Horde!

Well. Missouri's election is gonna be a mess no matter which way you look at it. Because the apellate court had what I consider a strong argument that having the primary and the general under different precinct maps is an EVEN WORSE error, tyvm!

Time to kick myself out of bed and start the day.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 07:18 AM (aJQbY)

41 Trump Cancels $810M for Illegal Immigrants, Race-Based Programs

Translation: DNC suffers another funding blow.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:19 AM (9s47C)

42 Rumors run wild in Western culture today, and fears of child sex predators in Hollywood quickly take hold in our conspiratorial culture. Facts matter. Caution should always be deployed in such cases.

Yet films like “Primetime,” and the weird reception given to “Sound of Freedom,” hardly help.

======================
The movie "Freedom" makes some claims hard to ignore, especially about how widespread child trafficking has become. May God bless those trying to stop these awful people, and Hollywood better clean up its act.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 07:19 AM (0cxsI)

43 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

The accomplished NorSoThoreau approved of my router choice. She was tech support for local ISP outfits. I have a TP-Link Wi-Fi-6.

She told me routers normally last 5 years, Wi-Fi failing first. I had an Apple AirPort router from 2009.

I will regard them as consumable, plug and play items from now on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

44 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 28, 2026 07:20 AM (Hbeqj)

45 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

46 olddog in mo

Good morning, Captain. How is the pirate action going?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

47 Disney once held the rights to the fact-based tale tied to child sex trafficking. The company refused to let it grace theaters. A key player behind the movie told the press that Disney said it wasn’t “right for us.”

--

It wasn't "right" for them. But their new show for kids, Coven Academy, something about kiddie witches is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 07:22 AM (qBdHI)

48 Bessant is an absolute champion. He is putting so much pressure on Iran the walls really are closing in.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 07:22 AM (QwZKw)

49 The reason you can't express yourself politically is because of BOTH sides.

For example if you claim to be AGAINST a Democrat, the Left will firebomb you. And if you claim to be FOR a Republican, the Left will firebomb you.

See? It's BOTH sides of the issues people have to worry about.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 07:22 AM (ZJQBk)

50 "'Round these parts, our wifi drops me every five minutes or so."

Log into the router and change the channel. A new neighbor started hammering my wifi. I changed the channel and everything has been great since.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 28, 2026 07:24 AM (36x1j)

51 Posted by: Paul at September 28, 2026 07:23 AM

You totally underestimate, comrade. Betting markets predict the Democrats will win in all but three elections in both the Senate and House.

Posted by: Fellow worker at September 28, 2026 07:25 AM (JrHfD)

52 Wildly extra-judicial ruling on the Missouri maps by SCOTUS.

Wildly!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2026 07:25 AM (XV/Pl)

53 Still, he said he would appear on Maher's program because he wanted viewers to see Maher get his "ass whooped on his own show by a guy who prays like I do." Nothing says "Hello, undecided Michigan voter" quite like that.
=====

Sit down little thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

54 The Justice Department announced yesterday the indictment of postal worker Damon Matai Seeii (yeah, I know… of Payson, Utah for “Unlawful secretion, destruction and delay of mail.” It seems that Seeii had trashed several hundred (the exact number is uncertain, but it’s over 300) ballots for reasons that remain unclear. The ballots involved votes made in last June’s primary election.
======================
Good warning shot. Nail these cases, DOJ!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 07:26 AM (5pIiN)

55
Put a Canadian flag out? Mentally ill.
Go to church? Mentally ill.
Grumble about the government? Mentally ill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

56 40 Morning, Horde!

Well. Missouri's election is gonna be a mess no matter which way you look at it. Because the apellate court had what I consider a strong argument that having the primary and the general under different precinct maps is an EVEN WORSE error, tyvm!

Time to kick myself out of bed and start the day.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 07:18 AM (aJQbY)

Yeah, it's gonna be a fubar election for them. Well, hell, it's gonna be YET ANOTHER fubar election here in Kalifornia.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

57 no one of any consequence

I'm so rural only prairie voles could steal my signal, if I left it unguarded.

I wonder what I should call my network for maximum privacy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:27 AM (u82oZ)

58 55
Put a Canadian flag out? Mentally ill.
Go to church? Mentally ill.
Grumble about the government? Mentally ill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

There were a whole bunch of "mentally ill" truckers in 2022...
/sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:28 AM (l3cgK)

59 I wonder what I should call my network for maximum privacy?

"Flock Access Point"

The government will then protect it no matter the cost.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:30 AM (/TiS1)

60 SpaceX launch now scheduled for 8:08 AM today. Quoting Autopen, "It's a big fuggin deal"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 07:30 AM (5pIiN)

61 Salty,

Call it ICE_Surveillence_Van

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 07:30 AM (aJQbY)

62 Note the No Hurricanes is just Atlantic hurricanes. They have had at least one typhoon.

And I just adore the panic-mongering of "One dead and 100,000 without power!" You mean, it slaughtered all of ... ONE person? ONE? And you're trying to write that as a doom headline? And 100,000 without power means 1 city; maybe several small towns. They didn't even bother to name this one (I hadn't even heard it was coming. It just rained alot. And not even a LOT lot, just a regular lot. I got all of ONE flash flooding alert in the last week. When a decent storm can bring two or three.)

I really hate the fear-mongering. You're going to die some day. Try doing it with dignity. And try not raving about all the little things before then.

Posted by: GWB at September 28, 2026 07:31 AM (kU0PQ)

63 jim (in Kalifornia)

This is a deliberate attempt of government to rule over a burnt-out ant hill.

And Canada joined the EU! Perfect for decline.

Progress trend lines are ominous for the EU and Canada.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

64 Abdul Mohammed E Sayed's moobs > Graham Platner's nipples

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

65 Ask your doctor if Demartravion is right for you.

Posted by: Big Far Pharma at September 28, 2026 07:32 AM (2Ez/1)

66 @56

>> fubar election here in Kalifornia.

California elections have been fubarred for quite some time.

The only thing that would change anything is similar to what has to happen in Iran, a popular uprising that kicks the controlling regime out of power.

And in both instances, that ain’t happening.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2026 07:33 AM (XV/Pl)

67 Community Notes

Good one. But in rural Kansas I would look out and wonder where all my neighbors got those torches.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

68 someone in the neighborhood called theirs "FBI Van 17"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 07:33 AM (VyBeY)

69 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 28, 2026 07:34 AM (Li9cs)

70 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2026 07:34 AM (8nPz7)

71 I really hate the fear-mongering. You're going to die some day. Try doing it with dignity. And try not raving about all the little things before then.
Posted by: GWB at September 28, 2026 07:31 AM (kU0PQ)
====

Fear. Uncertainty. Doubt. It's all they have for a platform.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

72 "...Unlawful secretion, destruction and delay of mail..."

If you must secrete, do it lawfully!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 28, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)

73 34
Got a new router, and I made it work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I stand, stunned, at your technical prowess! 'Round these parts, our wifi drops me every five minutes or so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 07:13 AM (PpIXw)



I see the word "Router" and I think horse-and-a-half Porter Cable.


Mazel tov.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)

74 "'Round these parts, our wifi drops me every five minutes or so."

Log into the router and change the channel. A new neighbor started hammering my wifi. I changed the channel and everything has been great since.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 28, 2026 07:24 AM (36x1j)

Get a WiFi analyzer app on your phone or tablet. You can see all of the channels in use around you. I found out there were about 30 WiFi access points of some sort around with a strong enough signal to interfere with mine. And there aren't anywhere near that number of houses around me. But I could find a channel un-between all those others. (I almost went out and got a really high power access point, just to turn it on at its most powerful setting and leave it there, with no network attached and randomly changing channels.)

Posted by: GWB at September 28, 2026 07:37 AM (kU0PQ)

75 RandomDave

To protect me from any violent liberals, I have some choices:

Pumpkin Spice
Abortion Clinic
No Hate Here
Climate Change Data Collection
Inshallah.
No, the last one would be very bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

76 66 @56

>> fubar election here in Kalifornia.

California elections have been fubarred for quite some time.

The only thing that would change anything is similar to what has to happen in Iran, a popular uprising that kicks the controlling regime out of power.

And in both instances, that ain’t happening.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2026 07:33 AM (XV/Pl)

Which is why the entire quote of what I wrote included, " Well, hell, it's gonna be YET ANOTHER fubar election here in Kalifornia."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:38 AM (l3cgK)

77 68 someone in the neighborhood called theirs "FBI Van 17"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 07:33 AM (VyBeY)

In my general neighborhood, there's "Green FBI van", "White FBI van", and "Black FBI van"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:39 AM (l3cgK)

78 72 "...Unlawful secretion, destruction and delay of mail..."

If you must secrete, do it lawfully!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 28, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)

if you must secrete, do it complete!

Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochraine at September 28, 2026 07:40 AM (l3cgK)

79 jim (in Kalifornia)

No Wife's Fashionable Shopping Access?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

80 Like JJ Sefton, we choose truth over facts!

Posted by: Joe Robinette Biteum! at September 28, 2026 07:43 AM (Fn+3X)

81 and "Black FBI van"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:39 AM

That would be me.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at September 28, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

82 Which is why the entire quote of what I wrote included, " Well, hell, it's gonna be YET ANOTHER fubar election here in Kalifornia."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:38 AM (l3cgK)

Jim — I spent all last week in SoCal… working remote and visiting family and friends. My old AO. Yes, the politics are as fucked up as could be but I can’t help it: I love it there. The physical beauty is unmatched and I love being outdoors smelling the salt air; jogging on the beach. Looking north seeing Malibu in the distance. Sigh…. Call me nuts but I might retire there. I actually miss it!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 07:45 AM (xAoHD)

83 Not really an election when my choices are Scott Weiner or Connie Chan. They should both have millstones and get dropped in the sea.

Two truly repulsive Marxist candidates.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

84 80 Like JJ Sefton, we choose truth over facts!

Posted by: Joe Robinette Biteum! at September 28, 2026 07:43 AM (Fn+3X)

Joey was always prodigious in his plagiarism. Dan Rather is having the sads.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:46 AM (l3cgK)

85 Like JJ Sefton, we choose truth over facts!
Posted by: Joe Robinette Biteum! at September 28, 2026 07:43 AM (Fn+3X)

You… choose farts (and sharts) over truth and facts….and everything else. My butt’s been wiped!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 07:47 AM (xAoHD)

86 @76

>>Which is why the entire quote of what I wrote included, " Well, hell, it's gonna be YET ANOTHER fubar election here in Kalifornia."

You know your states f***** when the most sensible and practical move is to re-elect the people who allowed a large swath of your cities and state to burn to the ground.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2026 07:47 AM (XV/Pl)

87 " ICE Officers Say They Were Told To Stop Arresting Non-Criminals"

Seeing as how all illegal aliens are criminals that should not be an issue.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 07:47 AM (MWfyi)

88 83 Not really an election when my choices are Scott Weiner or Connie Chan. They should both have millstones and get dropped in the sea.

Two truly repulsive Marxist candidates.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

Weiner is such a dick...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:47 AM (l3cgK)

89 87 " ICE Officers Say They Were Told To Stop Arresting Non-Criminals"

Seeing as how all illegal aliens are criminals that should not be an issue.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2026 07:47 AM (MWfyi)

Buahahahaha...true.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:48 AM (l3cgK)

90 Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna
Follow
I am calling for the release of Marwan Bhargouti from Israeli prison.
9:26 AM · Sep 25, 2026
========

LOLGF

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

91 I wonder what I should call my network for maximum privacy?

Seriously though, hide the SSID.

If not, go to upsidedowntext.com or something similar and generate a useful name. Most routers and modern devices can handle the Unicode. Or find a character in the international set that looks a lot like a Latin charset value.

Copy and Paste that into whatever devices you want to hook up. The complexity will keep people away and the upside down text will scare them off that you are a weirdo.

Pro Tip: Unless you have metered bandwidth, use the Guest Network feature. Keep it at 2.4GHz Make it simple, use your phone number as a password and have every single device in your house, except your primary computer use it.

Far too many Chinesium "smart devices" explore your network. Your TV, your thermostat, your Alexa device, any smart appliances. Sandbox them. If your router supports it, close every listening port in the sandbox. Some routers let you throttle the bandwidth. Use it.

No one piggybacks a slow network.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:49 AM (rgGn5)

92 Kid bet money that the group caught attempting to launch a terror attack at a UK airbase turns out to be an IRGC sleeper cell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2026 07:50 AM (zn4/g)

93 Community Notes

Good ideas. I already use some of them. The upside down text one shows promise.

No other house has LOS to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

94 " ICE Officers Say They Were Told To Stop Arresting Non-Criminals"

If they are working, they may be stealing someone ID; if not, they may be working off the books. Ask them if it is OK now for all American citizens to stop paying taxes, or is it only legal to engage in tax fraud if you are an illegal.

If they are not working, ask them how it is that the Dark Angel of Unaffordability has skipped their house. Whereas millions of Americans can't afford anything but the illegal is doing fine. Theft? Drug dealing? Welfare and Entitlement abuse?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:53 AM (rgGn5)

95 Half of Lebanon has the last name Bharghouti

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 07:53 AM (kmiHN)

96 @91

>>No one piggybacks a slow network.

The best move is to spin up a Proxmox/OPNSense/Piehole firewall and put your cable modem in front of it and your wifi behind it.

Then white list all of your devices and that's it, nothing more exotic than that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2026 07:55 AM (XV/Pl)

97 AOC spoke to a crowd of 1,200 people"

Saw a pic of said crowd. It's along the lines of "dozens" in San Antonio...

Yeah. "dozens" - as in what, 15? 20?

Gotta pump up crowd numbers, I guess.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 07:57 AM (pfXMo)

98 "Powerful Northeast Storm Kills At Least One, Knocks Out Power For 100,000"


It's a Sharknado. A possible shark was seen swimming along the flooded streets of Surf City NJ according to New Jersey 12 reporting.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 06:39 AM (I43vL)

Prep your chainsaws!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX)

99 90 Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna
Follow
I am calling for the release of Marwan Bhargouti from Israeli prison.
9:26 AM · Sep 25, 2026
========

LOLGF

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

How about we swap his dead body out for one of our own terrorist politicians?...

Barghouti: convicted in a criminal suit in Israeli district court on five separate counts of murder of innocent civilians.
Crimes orchestrated: murders of of Greek monk Tsibouktsakis Germanus in Jerusalem on June 12, 2001; Yoela Hen in Jerusalem on January 15, 2002; Eli Dahan, Yosef Habi, and Salim Barakat in Tel Aviv on March 5, 2002.
He was acquitted of 21 counts of murder in 33 other attacks, due to lack of sufficient evidence.
Founder and senior official of Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade.
Head of the Tanzim, an armed faction in Fatah.
Showed no remorse for the murders he committed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 07:58 AM (l3cgK)

100 "Sandbox them."
What does that even mean?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 28, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)

101 Apparently an armed cop stopped a massacre at a Canadian synagogue which this journalist described- as iff it had succeeded - would have "been their version of Bondi Beach." "Rebel News" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4dhymk9f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 07:59 AM (JrHfD)

102 Then white list all of your devices and that's it, nothing more exotic than that.

Its rough on your guests. But just tell them to leverage their data plan.

Blacklists are good to. Block DNS entries from your guest network: Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Netflix (unless your TV uses it).

Block out the stuff losers that piggyback other signals likely would use.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 08:00 AM (PVBkQ)

103 Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 07:49 AM (rgGn5)

Indeed, best to hide your SSID. Even if you hide it, there are ways to find it. Wifi Routers used to extend your network can be a major security hole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:01 AM (l3cgK)

104
94 " ICE Officers Say They Were Told To Stop Arresting Non-Criminals"

This was argued about all weekend on X, and no confirmation of this claim was ever forthcoming .

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2026 08:01 AM (zn4/g)

105 104
94 " ICE Officers Say They Were Told To Stop Arresting Non-Criminals"

This was argued about all weekend on X, and no confirmation of this claim was ever forthcoming .

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2026 08:01 AM (zn4/g)

As fd mentioned in #87, ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS are criminals under Federal law...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:03 AM (l3cgK)

106 "Sandbox them."
What does that even mean?
Posted by: I gotta ask


"It means let them out on the internet, rogue and unconstrained!"

-- Anthropic tech-worshippers

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 08:04 AM (aJQbY)

107 I just had to SMH and laugh at the "nails are now racist" article. There is literally no bottom to the entire whitey bad industry. Clear polish on bare nails is racist. Yes! Why, you ask? Because wimmins of color like to wear (tacky) long fingernails that are bejeweled with glued on gems, dangly little pieces of jewelry and just gawd-awful color schemes. Bare nails are white oppression because it sends the message their tacky tastes aren't important...or something. This pure garbage it utterly laughable and it will never end. It gets worse by the day, each claim being more ludicrous than the next. Such pathetic people these critical race theory monsters are...

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

108 “ Yet you, Lord, are our Father.
We are the clay, you are the potter;
we are all the work of your hand.”

- Isaiah 64:8

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2026 08:04 AM (TVIDc)

109 "Sandbox them."

Slanguage that is found in the tech thread.

To "sand box" something is to create a walled off, safe place for the undeveloped to play — similar to the play space made in the backyard for boys and their Tonka trucks†. This is where one quarantines suspect operations so that it doesn't effect others nor is effected by others.

† The physical sandbox made of wood and sand was a common set-up for Boomer and Gen-X when they were children. Newer generations may have no idea what a sandbox is unless it is an app.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 08:04 AM (PVBkQ)

110 106 "Sandbox them."
What does that even mean?
Posted by: I gotta ask

"It means let them out on the internet, rogue and unconstrained!"

-- Anthropic tech-worshippers

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 08:04 AM (aJQbY)

Treat them like cat turds?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:05 AM (l3cgK)

111 " "Sandbox them."
What does that even mean?"

Poop in it and cover it up.

Posted by: the cat at September 28, 2026 08:05 AM (MWfyi)

112 Ro Khanna has become the punchline to political jokes. What an idjit.

I bet his wife votes against him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 08:05 AM (ntjRb)

113 "Treat them like cat turds?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

*headbump*

Posted by: the cat at September 28, 2026 08:05 AM (MWfyi)

114 "Not really an election when my choices are Scott Weiner or Connie Chan."

Yeah, we're hosed. Could be worse - trifecta with Jane Kim.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 08:05 AM (Fv808)

115 This was argued about all weekend on X, and no confirmation of this claim was ever forthcoming .

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My bro is an ICE agent. I'm going to talk to him today and ask what he knows about this. He'll give me a straight answer.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

116 @102

>>lock out the stuff losers that piggyback other signals likely would use.

OPNSenese will let you establish a dedicated wireless vlan and let you block that traffic from initiating to your internal network, then you whitelist your internal devices.

Piehole will act as your DNS server and protect against malware and phishing.

You could even add an LTE Card to the mix and protect against network outages from your isp.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2026 08:06 AM (XV/Pl)

117 109 "Sandbox them."

Slanguage that is found in the tech thread.

To "sand box" something is to create a walled off, safe place for the undeveloped to play — similar to the play space made in the backyard for boys and their Tonka trucks†. This is where one quarantines suspect operations so that it doesn't effect others nor is effected by others.

† The physical sandbox made of wood and sand was a common set-up for Boomer and Gen-X when they were children. Newer generations may have no idea what a sandbox is unless it is an app.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 08:04 AM (PVBkQ)

Never play with the "Lincoln Logs" you dig up in outdoor sandboxes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:06 AM (l3cgK)

118 Morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Monday.
Raining hard here . Yesterday it was on and off, but windy. Looks like the Noreaster didn't hurt that bad , around here anyway. Some power outages

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 08:07 AM (Naxcc)

119 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Report back, please.

And tell him legacy Americans support his goal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

120 113 "Treat them like cat turds?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

*headbump*

Posted by: the cat at September 28, 2026 08:05 AM (MWfyi)

MWfyi is perfect...a cat's WIFI...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:07 AM (l3cgK)

121 Report back, please.

And tell him legacy Americans support his goal.

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I sure will, Salty.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

122 Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)
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Please thank him on my behalf and stand him a beer. Charge my AoS account!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 08:08 AM (ntjRb)

123 Smell the Glove

Maybe the NorthEast needs small modular nuclear reactors to help harden the grid with more local sources to prevent massive loss of power.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

124 If the RCP polling averages are even close to correct, the midterms are gonna be a huge bloodbath for the GOP. I mean even Abbott is Texas is barely ahead of some unknown Dem in that guv race; this is hard to believe. I tend to think “yeah right” but this year is weird. I don’t know what to believe…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:10 AM (xAoHD)

125 It seems to me that this here so-called Nor'easter brewed up from a Sou'easterly direction.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season at September 28, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)

126 115 This was argued about all weekend on X, and no confirmation of this claim was ever forthcoming .

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My bro is an ICE agent. I'm going to talk to him today and ask what he knows about this. He'll give me a straight answer.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

The politicians give you the gay answer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:10 AM (l3cgK)

127 This is too many links to digest early on a Monday Morning. I'll never get through it all before the shArt Thread.

Posted by: Weakly Reader! at September 28, 2026 08:10 AM (Fn+3X)

128 Poor Demartravion, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Obsequious Jones at September 28, 2026 08:12 AM (Fn+3X)

129 Never play with the "Lincoln Logs" you dig up in outdoor sandboxes...

Why? And lose the opportunity to gain natural immunity?

One of the benefits of open water swimming is that, in places, particularly flooded quarries and impoundment lakes, all kinds of things flow in there, from parking lots, dog parks, pastures, storm drains, etc. From this one receives broad spectrum inoculation on whatever the hell is in the immediate environment.

Sort of like favoring eating locally produced honey.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 08:12 AM (/TiS1)

130 Poop in it and cover it up.
Posted by: the cat
__________

Leave some on top for me.

Posted by: the dog at September 28, 2026 08:12 AM (JzUSu)

131 t-36 minutes. Scheduled now for 8:49 AM

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 08:13 AM (ntjRb)

132 Lady in Black, please tell your brother how much I appreciate him.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 08:14 AM (QwZKw)

133 present

who has the best Starship coverage?

Posted by: Don Black at September 28, 2026 08:15 AM (ZxPkt)

134 There is a coordinated, very broad operation meant to convince you the midterms are lost for Republicans. It includes every major media operation and pollster.

Don’t fall for it. Vote. Bring two friends to vote. Volunteer at the polls if you can.

We have superior numbers of registered voters in many places. If we show up we win.

Which is why they are trying to get you to stay home.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:15 AM (acEXZ)

135 If the RCP polling averages are even close to correct, the midterms are gonna be a huge bloodbath for the GOP. I mean even Abbott is Texas is barely ahead of some unknown Dem in that guv race; this is hard to believe. I tend to think “yeah right” but this year is weird. I don’t know what to believe…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:10 AM (xAoHD)
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They are not correct. We did this two years ago. Harris was supposed to be ahead and was behind the whole time.

This far out the polls can put out absolute garbage and then come back home to reality in late October and remain credible. It's an info op.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:16 AM (ZOv7s)

136 Which is why they are trying to get you to stay home.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:15 AM (acEXZ)
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You will also see """conservative""" influencers claiming all is lost or that Trump betrayed the base because they know that their traffic/grift will do better with the Dems in power. Rush actually pointed this out in the 1990s that his ratings go up when Dems win and go down when the GOP has power.

G. Gordon Liddy's radio show flourished under the Clintons, and collapsed when Bush won and was saved from cancellation by 9/11.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:18 AM (ZOv7s)

137 We have superior numbers of registered voters in many places. If we show up we win.

60% turnout yields significant majorities.
80% turnout brings super majorities nothing stops the Party.

If D wins, it is because we let them. No shots required.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 08:19 AM (+4Cf6)

138 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:19 AM (ccf/V)

139 *One of the benefits of open water swimming is that, in places, particularly flooded quarries and impoundment lakes, all kinds of things flow in there, from parking lots, dog parks, pastures, storm drains, etc. From this one receives broad spectrum inoculation on whatever the hell is in the immediate environment.*

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 08:12 AM

Like the East River!

https://youtu.be/5ihk0IyirIQ

Posted by: Kramer at September 28, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

140 Good morning, everyone.

Today is a big day. We find out this afternoon if our house is sold or not.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

141 RealClear shows Sherrod Brown ahead by 3.9 points. If Husted, who is admittedly a weasel, doesn't win by at least six points I'll be shocked. So, I'm adding ten points to GOP candidate numbers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 08:20 AM (EA2wx)

142 Believing Hinajosa is even within 40 points of Abbott is ridiculous.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 08:20 AM (QwZKw)

143 "135 If the RCP polling averages are even close to correct..."

Sure, go ahead.
Trust the polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 28, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

144 I love our President Trump, but I agree with Senator Kennedy R-LA that a living President should not name taxpayer financed buildings after himself.
I have regarded the Kennedy center as enemy territory since 2009, when Paul McCartney insulted Bush 43 and Mrs. Bush with snide wisecracks about literacy.

P.S. regarding the ONT and attire recommendations, I will quote Tom Petty:
Oh, my, my!
Oh, hell yes!
Honey put on that party dress!

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 28, 2026 08:22 AM (1FEc1)

145 They are not correct. We did this two years ago. Harris was supposed to be ahead and was behind the whole time.

This far out the polls can put out absolute garbage and then come back home to reality in late October and remain credible. It's an info op.

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I'm trying to soothe my anxiety over November. And I know statistically it hasn't mattered so much in the past, but I drive past the $4+ gas and $6 diesel signs around these parts and the constant barrage of filthy media lies and I admit I'm nervous. The Dems and their lunatic hatred of PDT has gotten even worse since his first term. They're going to run their grandmas over to vote against any R on any ballot. I hope normal people really know what's at stake.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

146 This far out the polls can put out absolute garbage and then come back home to reality in late October and remain credible. It's an info op.

I can't help but believe that the gambling prediction markets are in on it too.

Campaign managers make bank when the constituents are terrified of losing and only sending more money for the managers to grift will bring a win.

Runaway races don't provide this level of opportunity to create generational wealth.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 28, 2026 08:22 AM (+4Cf6)

147 Friendly reminder:

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:23 AM (ccf/V)

148 Happy Monday!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:23 AM (rOKnE)

149 What are the "superior numbers?"

Posted by: All Numbers Matter at September 28, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

150 Look Fat, I nearly drowned here in Rehoboth Beach over the weekend! Ever have to swim with a full, wet, diaper?

Posted by: Stage Nine Joe! at September 28, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)

151 Believing Hinajosa is even within 40 points of Abbott is ridiculous.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 08:20 AM (QwZKw)



Hasn't he already annihilated her once?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:24 AM (ccf/V)

152 Water is vital to good health; we all should drink much more of it.

I know I do, and I feel much better and am in much better health because of it.

Most of my water is flavored with bourbon, and much of it is contained in the lovely red wines I enjoy.

To good health habits!

Posted by: He who questions all of it at September 28, 2026 08:25 AM (8ZS/E)

153 >>British authorities arrested five men near a military base hosting U.S. forces early Sunday on suspicion of preparing a terrorist attack. . .


Aaaaaand UK authorities are already lecturing us to not be racists by jumping to conclusions about who these terrorists are (have you seen the picture of them?).

Alrighty!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:25 AM (rOKnE)

154 I just heard from my brother. He said he has never heard any kind of directive from on high about not arresting and detaining "non-criminal" illegals. It is a bogus psyop.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 08:25 AM (qBdHI)

155 144 I love our President Trump, but I agree with Senator Kennedy R-LA that a living President should not name taxpayer financed buildings after himself.
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Is this about me?

Posted by: The Woodrow Wilson Bridge at September 28, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

156 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 28, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

157 G. Gordon Liddy's radio show flourished under the Clintons, and collapsed when Bush won and was saved from cancellation by 9/11.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Naw, it was the Stacked and Packed Calendar!

Posted by: The G Man at September 28, 2026 08:27 AM (Fn+3X)

158 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Even honest polls aren't good at seeing shifts in Turnout.

Even more so for a mid-term with changes from historic norms.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 28, 2026 08:27 AM (dtajH)

159 If you take a comparative statistical look at some of the polling it is way off. The amount and type of negative stories coming from the msm are a different flavor of the same thing- and ubiquitous. It’s a constant demoralization effort to try and keep Republican numbers depressed and to allow the mail in vote fraud op to work.

It’s not organic or real. It’s organized and fake.

This tactic has worked for them before in states like Georgia, etc.

Don’t fall for it. Get out and vote. If you’re in a state where mail in votes are excepted and that’s your best option, use it. Just make sure your vote gets counted.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:27 AM (acEXZ)

160 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

161 The purpose of polls, the sole purpose of polls, is to convince normal people the election is already decided so they stop paying attention, don't vote, and aren't invested in the outcome.

Polls are GIGO plus PsyOp.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

162 I just heard from my brother. He said he has never heard any kind of directive from on high about not arresting and detaining "non-criminal" illegals. It is a bogus psyop.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 08:25 AM (qBdHI)



What? An anonymous source gave bullshit information to the media and they ran with it?

The hells you say......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

163 144 I love our President Trump, but I agree with Senator Kennedy R-LA that a living President should not name taxpayer financed buildings after himself.
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Of all the things happening right now, I should give a flying f*ck about this exactly why?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

164 Good morning Horde. Thanks JJ! May God bless and keep you and your wife.

Posted by: Buck at September 28, 2026 08:29 AM (z6ONu)

165 >>San Antonio Socialists Call for ICE to Leave Austin After Shooting Incident. . .


Looks like the protests used to GoTV this election season will be immigration!

Apparently, there's a 5k strong immigrant caravan heading to our border. As we know, these are sponsored and facilitated by NGOs, not organic. I'm going to make a wild-azz guess that they want to stage a confrontation between the caravan and US military at a place in the border where Trump has placed US troops. They need a scary photo to show what a "dictator" Trump is.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)

166 Oh, and by the way, Mrs. Liddy has a gun in every room!

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at September 28, 2026 08:30 AM (Fn+3X)

167 >>Of all the things happening right now, I should give a flying f*ck about this exactly why?


THIS

But also? I love that it triggers the DC class.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE)

168 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Even honest polls aren't good at seeing shifts in Turnout.

Even more so for a mid-term with changes from historic norms.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 28, 2026 08:27 AM (dtajH)



Not that I'm a huge fan of government regulations or anything, but they really should start investigating the polling firms in this country. I mean, how many times can you be ridiculously far off in your 'polling' that you're not considered election tampering due to spreading false information.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

169 "If you’re in a state where mail in votes are excepted and that’s your best..."
Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:27 AM


Are they expected to be accepted and excepted?

Posted by: Word Nerd at September 28, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

170 Thanks JJ! May God bless and keep you and your wife.
Posted by: Buck at September 28, 2026 08:29 AM (z6ONu)



This.....more than most the things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

171 Apparently, there's a 5k strong immigrant caravan heading to our border. As we know, these are sponsored and facilitated by NGOs, not organic. I'm going to make a wild-azz guess that they want to stage a confrontation between the caravan and US military at a place in the border where Trump has placed US troops. They need a scary photo to show what a "dictator" Trump is.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)

One of the ways you know you are in a totalitarian regime is the direction the guns are pointed at the border...pointed out, for your protection; pointed in, to keep you from escaping.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:32 AM (l3cgK)

172 The idiots at the Daily Wire are the ones who incorrectly flared that report. There was an internal communication at ICE that spoke about prioritizing criminal arrest. But that’s always been the policy. They need to check their sources.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:33 AM (acEXZ)

173 Today Is National Good Neighbor Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

174 173 Today Is National Good Neighbor Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

At least one of my neighbors won't be thinking of me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)

175 >> Posted by: Word Nerd at September 28, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

Nazi.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:34 AM (acEXZ)

176 There is only one poll that matters.

All the others have been proven b.s. over and over.

But the media wants to convince you they matter otherwise they would have nothing to say. They might have to start covering issues and policy. Which these idiots neither understand nor care a whit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

177 One website says today is "Drink Beer Day"...
I thought for folks here, that was pretty much everyday...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)

178 Starship T-14 minutes. All go so far.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

179 The idiots at the Daily Wire are the ones who incorrectly flared that report. There was an internal communication at ICE that spoke about prioritizing criminal arrest. But that’s always been the policy. They need to check their sources.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:33 AM (acEXZ)



The bigger a news org becomes, the more it becomes infiltrated with leftist dickwads and shit like this becomes the norm.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

180 Hidee Ho, neighbor.

Posted by: Wilson at September 28, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

181 One website says today is "Drink Beer Day"...
I thought for folks here, that was pretty much everyday...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)



It usually is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

182 If another migrant caravan has been organized then it would appear we've not defunded all the bad actors involved with illegal immigration.

Bomb it from the air. Now. Away from prying eyes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 08:36 AM (NsCgM)

183 Hidee Ho, neighbor.
Posted by: Wilson at September 28, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)
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Don't forget a towel!

Posted by: Towelie at September 28, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

184 Welcome to another days of ' skews' sources reporting.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 08:36 AM (QwZKw)

185 Liddy was a hard pipe hitting Mofo. It was before my time, but reading about what they did to him is unreal. They wanted to get him to take some sort of plea bargain. To get him to crack they sent him to the D.C. Jail. It was built about 1870 and hadn’t been upgraded since that time, much. Really bad dudes incarcerated there, Washington’s finest denizens. He wouldn’t break.

He would hold a cigarette lighter flame on his forearm till the skin was burning to show he was serious about something. Yeesh.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 28, 2026 08:37 AM (csF+K)

186 180 Hidee Ho, neighbor.

Posted by: Wilson at September 28, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

In my local phone book there was a woman named Heidi Ho...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)

187 Thus far, the lone juror hasn't sued the Clancy lawyer or news media for unjustly attacking him for doing his duty as a juror.

The Ken Paxton campaign hasn't sued the PAC running false ads about him in support of Six Gender Jimmy.

I'm pretty disappointed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

188 NBC News - BASE Jumper fatally plunges 700ft in Utah after wingsuit fails.

Darwin wins again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 08:38 AM (2GVsD)

189
In my local phone book there was a woman named Heidi Ho...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)



I used to work with a woman named Melike Cemen.

I found that unfortunate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

190 If another migrant caravan has been organized then it would appear we've not defunded all the bad actors involved with illegal immigration.

Bomb it from the air. Now. Away from prying eyes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 08:36 AM (NsCgM)
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I'm rested and ready.

Posted by: A-10 Warthog at September 28, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

191 173 Today Is National Good Neighbor Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Not again, no sirree! I tried to love my neighbor, but her husband objected rather forcefully!

Posted by: Still Healing In NC at September 28, 2026 08:38 AM (Fn+3X)

192 The current price of gas is too high.

So let’s vote for the people who deliberately tried to raise that price for years, eliminate the fossil fuel industry, put refineries and energy plants out of business and substantially increased the price of energy.

I know the price of gas will come down after the elections, but this seems like a good idea.

Said nobody ever.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:38 AM (acEXZ)

193 They are not correct. We did this two years ago. Harris was supposed to be ahead and was behind the whole time.

This far out the polls can put out absolute garbage and then come back home to reality in late October and remain credible. It's an info op.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:16 AM (ZOv7s)

Yes… but I thought the polls would start to nudge closer to reality after Labor Day. They really haven’t budged. I admit I’m concerned…. Iowa, Texas, Ohio… it looks uniformly bad across the board. Rogers in MI behind the lunatic? Susan Collins consistently behind in ME?? I can’t believe Collins will lose…. But hate is a powerful motivator and Dems everywhere see this as their last chance to vote against Trump. I just don’t know what to think

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:39 AM (xAoHD)

194 189
In my local phone book there was a woman named Heidi Ho...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)


I used to work with a woman named Melike Cemen.

I found that unfortunate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Anass Rhammer at September 28, 2026 08:39 AM (l3cgK)

195 Isn't it tomorrow that Kevin Reddington will try to lynch the hold-out juror over his phone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 08:40 AM (2GVsD)

196 Rasputin > G. Gordon Liddy and E. Howard Hunt

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

197 Time to start the Gas Is Too Damn High! party.

Posted by: Just like rent at September 28, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

198 I love our President Trump, but I agree with Senator Kennedy R-LA that a living President should not name taxpayer financed buildings after himself.
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Is this about me?
Posted by: The Woodrow Wilson Bridge at September 28, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)
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You're a total lightweight

Posted by: Robert C. Byrd at September 28, 2026 08:40 AM (ZOv7s)

199 I think the Daily Wire is a shit site to begin with. It often walks the line on their sourcing and a lot of it is click bait garbage with annoying ads.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:41 AM (acEXZ)

200 In my local phone book there was a woman named Heidi Ho...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)

Wilson Wilson, Tim Taylor’s neighbor, is always talking about a Heidi Ho (good neighbor)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:41 AM (xAoHD)

201 Rasputin?

That cat's too far gone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 08:41 AM (2GVsD)

202 Not being defeatist, but I just don't know if the midterms matter much this time. Worst case scenario, we retain veto and impeachment proof numbers, and Trump would no doubt freely use the veto.

So at worst, we get unhinged congressional investigations led by the DSA wing for two years, letting their full freak flags fly. This would likely be very helpful for 28, which is what really matters.

I'd be of a different opinion if the GOPe congress had done much of anything to help Trump since 24, or if we had a reasonable prospect of getting a non-GOPe congress in the midterms that would pass the SAVE Act and drastically cut spending.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 08:41 AM (JzUSu)

203 Tell me about it.
Posted by: Anass Rhammer at September 28, 2026 08:39 AM (l3cgK)



The primary application used at the company I work for uses the first initial and first 3 letters in your last name as your identifier.

One of our sales people was listed as TWAT on all the reports.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

204 As far as I can tell from a bit of reading, G Gordon Liddy was a nutcase… and not very smart

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:42 AM (xAoHD)

205 I think the best tactic is to focus on the things about Trump that annoy me, instead of what he has accomplished.

*punches self in face*

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:42 AM (acEXZ)

206 Anybody seen Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at September 28, 2026 08:43 AM (2Ez/1)

207 Vote by mail early voting is down.
More for D than R.
Cope on X is, "well, the D will show up in-person."

Sure, I mean, yeah they could change the last 10+ years of their voting patterns.
Not likely but they could.

Also, of interest is the discussion that polling isn't even polling anymore.
Rather, they get a sample of 600 to 1k and "model" the rest.
So they'll get 0 response from say, "likely R under 35" but--and this is key--because the pollster believes the news, the "model" will insert their guess.
Which matches the news ....

Polls are no longer polls: Their opinion pieces with numbers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 08:43 AM (3cUTc)

208 As far as I can tell from a bit of reading, G Gordon Liddy was a nutcase… and not very smart
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:42 AM (xAoHD)
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I think that he was the same person as Hunter S. Thompson.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

209 203 Tell me about it.
Posted by: Anass Rhammer at September 28, 2026 08:39 AM (l3cgK)


The primary application used at the company I work for uses the first initial and first 3 letters in your last name as your identifier.

One of our sales people was listed as TWAT on all the reports.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

They used first initial, last name for emails where my brother worked...one woman was penis@...com...
At my old workplace, Betty East became beast@...com...

Posted by: Anass Rhammer at September 28, 2026 08:43 AM (l3cgK)

210 Good morning, Captain. How is the pirate action going?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Morning, Salty. Got lost in the links. Pirate action is over until next year.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 28, 2026 08:43 AM (Hbeqj)

211
Polls are no longer polls: Their opinion pieces with numbers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 08:43 AM (3cUTc)



Polls are and have always been whatever the pollster wants them to be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

212 Starship launch attempt in 5 min.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2026 08:44 AM (3g9Kl)

213 Lucy Biggers, now head of social media at The Free Press, recently confessed that she “never covered positive climate stories because it would muddy the message that climate change was an existential threat that was burning the planet.”
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I remember in the early 2000s a climate "scientist" fuming that he'd like to censor "confusing" information on AGW. The same reasoning was given by Tomas Borge to justify shutting down opposition newspapers in Nicaragua in the 80s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 08:44 AM (amcLV)

214 Sponge, I believe it was Lupe Valdez that ran against Abbott and got stomped so badly.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 08:44 AM (QwZKw)

215 Morn' all.. So should I be lighting that match or not this morning ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 08:44 AM (K+4NO)

216 205 I think the best tactic is to focus on the things about Trump that annoy me, instead of what he has accomplished.

*punches self in face*

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:42 AM (acEXZ)

Feel better?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:44 AM (l3cgK)

217 Yes… but I thought the polls would start to nudge closer to reality after Labor Day. They really haven’t budged. I admit I’m concerned…. Iowa, Texas, Ohio… it looks uniformly bad across the board. Rogers in MI behind the lunatic? Susan Collins consistently behind in ME?? I can’t believe Collins will lose…. But hate is a powerful motivator and Dems everywhere see this as their last chance to vote against Trump. I just don’t know what to think
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:39 AM (xAoHD)
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Why will independent voters turn out to vote for these lunatics? Explain to me what the demographics of their coalition will be?

The Dems are now in full Banzai Charge mode, and the media are 100% with them. If Trump holds congress, the 2028 election will be clean, and the Dems will be destroyed as a national party.

So the same people who subverted the FBI, CIA, the US military are now subverting polls and prediction markets.

Ask yourself why they would NOT do that. It's is literally cost-free. They can bring the polls "home" in a month.

Right now the goal is to booth their donations and cripple GOP fundraising, and lots of GOPe types are happy to help them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:44 AM (ZOv7s)

218 Sponge, I believe it was Lupe Valdez that ran against Abbott and got stomped so badly.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 08:44 AM (QwZKw)



Ah yes. I stand corrected.

This new one running isn't the lesbian former police chief, then.

Meh.....who cares......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

219 The Republican senate has been dogshit. There is no other way to slice it, so to speak. But that’s largely because of the current senators, many of which are going to be gone. If we can win a bunch of those senate races and hold firm in the House a lot can be done. But we have to win those senate races.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:45 AM (acEXZ)

220 Interesting:
@MrAndyNgo
Counter-terror police have arrested five men in Gloucestershire, England over a suspected bomb plot near RAF Fairford, where the U.S. Air Force has a command outpost.

The group traveled in three vans, which are suspected of containing explosives.

It's unknown if it is related, but a radical pro-Palestine leftist group had released a video hours earlier of them violently attacking the office of a military defense company in a nearby building. http://ngocomment.com

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:45 AM (rOKnE)

221 Has anybody pooped in their neighbor's litter box? It would be quite a surprise to find a bear sized turd in the cat box.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (VQ7/I)

222 The bad news about the Dems' banzai charge is, they want to take the rest us over Banzai Cliff with them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (2GVsD)

223 What about my WENUS?

https://youtu.be/k-0HdQPPmW8

Posted by: Chandler Bing at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

224 Liddy served a 5 year sentence. He told the jailers that "I can do 5 years standing on my head".

Posted by: Lived To 90, Anyway at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (Fn+3X)

225 Starship T-10 minutes. All go so far.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

226 221 Has anybody pooped in their neighbor's litter box? It would be quite a surprise to find a bear sized turd in the cat box.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (VQ7/I)

I thought bears used the woods...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (l3cgK)

227
The group traveled in three vans, which are suspected of containing explosives.

It's unknown if it is related, but a radical pro-Palestine leftist group had released a video hours earlier of them violently attacking the office of a military defense company in a nearby building.



Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

228 As far as I can tell from a bit of reading, G Gordon Liddy was a nutcase… and not very smart
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:42 AM (xAoHD)
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He was very witty on his radio show. He was out there, but an excellent conversationalist.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:47 AM (ZOv7s)

229 One of these days a terror cell is going to have a workplace accident in the Chunnel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 08:48 AM (2GVsD)

230 Only one minute to go before launch

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 08:48 AM (+l7X8)

231 Last 9 polls have Talarico winning Texas.

They’re all wrong through because reasons.

Before anyone says Cruz, save it. Cruz was never down in polls in 2018. He led in polls the entire race. His margin of victory was in fact smaller than the polls suggested, putting to bed the trope that polls always underestimate Republicans .
Posted by: AOS Cope at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (LQZ++)
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Hillary won.

Harris had the lead.

Lie to me more, daddy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:48 AM (ZOv7s)

232 221 Has anybody pooped in their neighbor's litter box?

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Ahem.

Posted by: Amber Heard at September 28, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

233 It's amazing he hasn't been hit by a lighting bolt:

@jamestalarico
When Jesus healed the sick, he didn’t ask for a deductible.

When he fed the hungry, he didn’t price gouge for a profit.

When the Hebrew prophets saw corruption, they spoke truth to power.

When I take on this corrupt system, I’m doing it on biblical grounds.


I guess a Christian Theocracy is OK if its interpretation of the Bible promotes Communism?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:49 AM (rOKnE)

234 BFR is airborne!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 08:49 AM (+l7X8)

235 If Talarico wins in Texas I will walk down Austin Avenue in Waco and sing I Feel Pretty.

Which is to say it will never happen.

I don’t know a single person who says they are voting for Talarico or whoever is running against Abbott. Not one.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:49 AM (acEXZ)

236 Hillary won.

Harris had the lead.

Lie to me more, daddy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:48 AM

I can do that.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 28, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

237 Hmmm, let me work through this. Which is more likely...

A handful of pollsters have skewed their results to generate more revenue and headlines

or

Texas has decided to elect a gay pagan vegan twink to the US senate to Get Drumpf.

It's a real puzzle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:50 AM (ZOv7s)

238 G Gordon Liddy was a nutcase… and not very smart
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
_________

I'd like to think he had some smarts, but his favorite band was ABBA.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 08:51 AM (JzUSu)

239 Before anyone says Cruz, save it. Cruz was never down in polls in 2018. He led in polls the entire race. His margin of victory was in fact smaller than the polls suggested, putting to bed the trope that polls always underestimate Republicans .
Posted by: AOS Cope at September 28, 2026 08:46 AM (LQZ++)
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So your argument is "Polls are too accurate nyah!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

240 Plenty of “smart” people are completely worthless and disloyal, so I’m not sure what the point is. He was reasonably intelligent, operating in a cut throat world.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 28, 2026 08:51 AM (rfn8n)

241 I can do that.
Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 28, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)
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El-Sayed was up by 10 in the polls, won by 1.

And let us not forget that the prediction in 2016 was off by 20 F*CKING POINTS. How can you miss that badly?!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:52 AM (ZOv7s)

242 Last week we noted that so far there had been zero Atlantic hurricanes, a record. For the first time in 112 years, we’ve now gone this deep into hurricane season without one. Of

So global warmination is making life better in FL and worse in MA/NY?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok libtards now you really have to trade in your luxury SUV for a bicycle and keep your heat to below 60F!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

243 I'd like to think he had some smarts, but his favorite band was ABBA.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 08:51 AM (JzUSu)
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I'd have thought he would have been more of an Elvis man.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 08:52 AM (amcLV)

244 I listened to the GMan a lot. There's no way he wasn't smart.

Posted by: Or Tough at September 28, 2026 08:53 AM (Fn+3X)

245 I don’t know a single person who says they are voting for Talarico or whoever is running against Abbott. Not one.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 08:49 AM

Careful, sport.

Posted by: The ghost of Pauline Kael at September 28, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

246 >>And let us not forget that the prediction in 2016 was off by 20 F*CKING POINTS. How can you miss that badly?!


Polls are used to influence, not reflect the likely results. If you have a D candidate ahead throughout the campaign, then it's not surprising when your vote fraud op pulls off the win. Prepping the election day battlespace.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

247 I've never been polled, but I had a pony!

Posted by: Manya at September 28, 2026 08:55 AM (Fn+3X)

248 I think it was G Gordon Liddy’s “plumbers” crew that really botched the watergate burglary. I mean, they left tape on the doors in the complex which was easily spotted by guards who then knew they had intruders. If they’d been semi-competent they’d have never been caught. The counter factuals are interesting. No Nixon watergate scandal I’m not sure we would’ve ever gotten Ronaldus Magnus… nevertheless the fact remains that Liddy talked a good game but he was a nincompoop

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 28, 2026 08:55 AM (xAoHD)

249 seconds away from landing the first stage

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 08:55 AM (+l7X8)

250 Posted by: AOS Cope at September 28, 2026 08:54 AM (LQZ++)
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Pretty sure Spicoli thinks you're a dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (amcLV)

251 Ah, the good ol’ days of WJFK. Liddy, followed by Don and Mike.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

252 When Talarico wins, nobody here will admit polls were right. Everyone will all pivot to fraud.
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When Talarico loses you will just fade back into anonymity and invisibility.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)

253 Harris leading is more cope.

Trunp was ahead or tied in all battleground states leading up to the election. Every betting market had him as the favorite.

This is the playbook. Ignore polls, then claim fraud, then forget polls that were favorable.

Posted by: AOS Cope at September 28, 2026 08:51 AM (LQZ++)
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I appreciate your effort, but you know that you can just go the RCP archive and expose your pathetic lies in real time. Harris led from almost the moment she entered the race and the gap narrowed late in October but guess what? Harris was still ahead.

Do better.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (ZOv7s)

254 Did the lower stage go boom on landing on the ocean?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)

255 Here's the AOS primer on polls:

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/411870.php

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

256 So we have a poll troll...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (K+4NO)

257 >>Posted by: AOS Cope

LOLGF

Blue states could provide their voter rolls to DoJ as requested and prove us wrong any time now!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:57 AM (rOKnE)

258
Aaaaaand UK authorities are already lecturing us to not be racists by jumping to conclusions about who these terrorists are (have you seen the picture of them?).

Alrighty!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:25 AM (rOKnE)

Brit Lass had GB News on on Saturday and I heard them report that pussy Burnham had said not to "make any rash judgments" and all I could think was "ah so that means any rash judgments are correct".

You know if it was white people they would be blaming conservatives immediately even if they knew they were commies which they of course would be.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 08:57 AM (ZJQBk)

259 20 points in 2016? WTF.
This isn’t cope. This is delusion.
Posted by: AOS Cope at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (LQZ++)
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God bless you. It must be tiresome to spend your life spreading easily disproved lies. God loves you. Go to him. He's waiting for you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 08:57 AM (ZOv7s)

260 They like to ride the poll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)

261 Possible Iran-Linked Terror Plot at Base Used by U.S. Forces May Have Been Foiled by Nosy Neighbor

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Mrs. Kravitz?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

262 And besides, the G Man was a Brooklyn native, like me and JJ Sefton!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden, Gotham Bus Lines at September 28, 2026 08:59 AM (Fn+3X)

263 >>You know if it was white people they would be blaming conservatives immediately even if they knew they were commies which they of course would be.


Heh, EXACTLY!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2026 08:59 AM (rOKnE)

264 Starship T-5 minutes. All go so far.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

265
Ship lost an engine on ascent. They may not go for orbit insertion. We'll see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 08:59 AM (w6EFb)

266 265
Ship lost an engine on ascent. They may not go for orbit insertion. We'll see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 08:59 AM (w6EFb)

I think 2 of them didn't light...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)

267 Posted by: AOS Cope at September 28, 2026 08:54 AM (LQZ++)

Yes; I'm sure actual moderate to conservative Texans who have some religious sensibility will hurry out to vote for a guy who goes to a church that doesn't believe in the resurrection and thinks Jesus may not even have even existed . Even non religious Texans probably think he's "out there" as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 09:00 AM (JrHfD)

268 That’s 20 points apparently.

Like I said delusional.

Posted by: AOS Cope at September 28, 2026 08:58 AM (LQZ++)
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Hillary was up 20 points on Bernie in Michigan and Bernie won the state. I'm sorry you don't know enough about polling to recognize the reference.

You're clearly just making stuff up, and I hope that at least your are being paid for this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)

269 It's not going into full orbit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)

270 262 And besides, the G Man was a Brooklyn native, like me and JJ Sefton!
Posted by: Ralph Kramden, Gotham Bus Lines at September 28, 2026 08:59 AM (Fn+3X)
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I did not know that. Explains a lot. A lot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 09:00 AM (RIvkX)

271 Orbit attempt cancelled, due to one engine failing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:01 AM (LI+e7)

272 Did the lower stage go boom on landing on the ocean?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)



Nah. It fired the rockets before splashdown to lessen the blow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)

273
Scrub for orbital insertion. They'll just come back down on current suborbital path. Bummer. No orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:01 AM (w6EFb)

274 It's not going into full orbit...

But we got a poster going orbital

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:02 AM (2GVsD)

275 publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

My streaming is slow, then.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

276 Hold on, sounds like orbit NOT cancelled.

Yet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:02 AM (LI+e7)

277 Nah. It fired the rockets before splashdown to lessen the blow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)
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It's kind of crazy that we can abort launches and not lose the whole craft.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:02 AM (ZOv7s)

278 12 Charged With Anti-White Racism for Mass Stabbing Attack in French Village

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This is a lie. Minorities can't be racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 09:02 AM (ndZc7)

279 It's kind of crazy that we can abort launches and not lose the whole craft.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:02 AM (ZOv7s)



SpaceX is really making everyone else look kinda silly with all this.

They're doing some amazing stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

280 >> I think 2 of them didn't light...

That was on the booster during the boostback.

Ship itself lost one of the "Rvacs". It has 6 engines, 3 big nozzle vacuum optimized raptors, and 3 sea-level optimized engines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:03 AM (w6EFb)

281 Polls and satellites.

What this thread really needs is…

BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:03 AM (77rzZ)

282 261 Possible Iran-Linked Terror Plot at Base Used by U.S. Forces May Have Been Foiled by Nosy Neighbor

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Mrs. Kravitz?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

She was Coming back from a party said they seemed suspicious and were Middle Eastern looking...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 09:04 AM (K+4NO)

283 Good Neighbor Day my left nut! I have to collect and burn about 500 lbs. of pine straw, cones, branches a year and I don't even own a pine tree!

Posted by: Coastal, Going Postal! at September 28, 2026 09:04 AM (Fn+3X)

284
What this thread really needs is…

BOOBS!
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:03 AM (77rzZ)




https://shorturl.fm/UnIye

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

285 BOOBS!
Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:03 AM (77rzZ)
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I'm experiencing a local shortage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:05 AM (ZOv7s)

286 BOOBS!

Taylor Lorenz, Doll Eyes Alex, and Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)

287 praying for orbit
but regardless good launch

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 09:05 AM (j+aD2)

288
Yep, they're still thinking about going for orbit. They've got 10 more minutes to make the call.

This is all abundance of caution. They don't want to put in orbit, then lose control.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:05 AM (w6EFb)

289 Failure to achieve orbital insertion? Bob Dole can help with that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 28, 2026 09:05 AM (wVcYX)

290 Starship is holding steady at 150 miles above the earth surface.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:05 AM (LI+e7)

291 My own experience with polling and the vote, going into the 2020 election I knew no one that was going to vote for Biden that didn't also vote for Hillary in 2016, and the same with Kamala in 2024.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:06 AM (sKqQm)

292 And the odd thing with this election is the Dems have one issue to run on - gas prices. But if your concern is gas prices are you going to vote for a Democrat because you think that is going to lower them?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)

293 And the odd thing with this election is the Dems have one issue to run on - gas prices. But if your concern is gas prices are you going to vote for a Democrat because you think that is going to lower them?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)



Voters are stupid sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

294 Pussies at launch control wanted to abort push to orbit and not deploy the Starlinks. About a minute after that there was announcement to hold on and they decided to "review". I bet Elon ionized the air within a couple of meters.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2026 09:08 AM (3g9Kl)

295 Here in Cowtown, I typically see only a few Talfreako and Hinajosa signs in the areas around the university, and an occasional sighting in the 'burbs on the SW side. Not a lot of enthusiasm that I can see.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 09:08 AM (3Ope8)

296 Gas prices and inflation.

Plus Trump being a meanie for not letting illegal alien kids get butchered by quack doctors and paid for by taxpayers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:09 AM (2GVsD)

297 Here in Cowtown, I typically see only a few Talfreako and Hinajosa signs in the areas around the university, and an occasional sighting in the 'burbs on the SW side. Not a lot of enthusiasm that I can see.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 09:08 AM



I honestly think they're laying low because they're embarrassed he's their candidate.

He's a freak of the highest order and they don't want their friends to know they're riding the fat chick on the Vespa wearing Crocs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:10 AM (ccf/V)

298 SpaceX broadcast guy just said "I need a drink"

Haha!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:10 AM (LI+e7)

299
Go for orbit burn!!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (w6EFb)

300 Posted by: Paul at September 28, 2026 09:10 AM (3yWsK)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (ccf/V)

301 Go for orbit!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (LI+e7)

302 My own experience with polling and the vote, going into the 2020 election I knew no one that was going to vote for Biden that didn't also vote for Hillary in 2016, and the same with Kamala in 2024.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:06 AM (sKqQm)
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El-Sayed squeaked through a highly divisive Dem primary. He has had multiple chances to tack to the center but refuses to do so.

He has lost a lot of Jewish support, so who did he gain? Muslims were already voting Dem, so no gain there. Are independents excited about his support for Iran? His socialism? How does he grow the Dem coalition? Are suburban married women going to vote for him?

Same with Paxton. He got divorced. Okay. But that stopped being a stigma 30 years ago. Clinton had multiple affairs and still got into the White House. So which part of Paxton's previous statewide majorities now want a pagan vegan twink to take office?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (ZOv7s)

303 296 Gas prices and inflation.

Plus Trump being a meanie for not letting illegal alien kids get butchered by quack doctors and paid for by taxpayers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:09 AM (2GVsD)

Trump is being roasted 24/7 in 99% of the media daily I imagine that is having a negative effect on Republicans running... Just not sure yet how much of an effect...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (K+4NO)

304 He's a freak of the highest order and they don't want their friends to know they're riding the fat chick on the Vespa wearing Crocs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:10 AM


I don't think it's a chick in this case, but otherwise, your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (bFu5X)

305 GO FOR ORBIT!!!

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (3g9Kl)

306
The pussies got overridden.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (w6EFb)

307 I have money on Preficit on the house being painted blue. In October I may put money on the Senate flipping blue

Anyone here betting on red? ........crickets
Posted by: Paul at September 28, 2026 09:10 AM (3yWsK)
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LOL, like you have any money to bet!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:12 AM (ZOv7s)

308 Geez, dude! Tell me something I don't know.

Bill Maher Says Trump Being Tough Helped Lower Crime: “Trump Is a Badass”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 09:12 AM (ndZc7)

309
I don't think it's a chick in this case, but otherwise, your point is valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (bFu5X)



Touché accepted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

310 Even an openly gay Atlantic writer is now FED UP with LGBTQ virtue signaling.

And he’ll probably get canceled for saying this.

On Bill Maher, James Kirchick spent 2 full minutes warning that “queer extremism” is DESTROYING support for gay marriage, and he actually nails it.

Gallup shows support for same-sex marriage is sliding, and among Republicans, it’s CRATERING. Social issues almost never reverse like this:

Overall: 71% (2022) → 65% (2026)

Republicans: 55% (2021) → 37% (2026)

Independents: 77% (2022) → 67% (2026)

This isn't a "tolerance" problem. It's a "leave me and my kids alone" problem. Nobody needs to hear who you sleep with.

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

311 Posted by: Paul at September 28, 2026 09:10

I have never bet money on a political race. It sounds like a stupid way to waste money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 09:12 AM (JrHfD)

312 The Texas Democratic Party, via postcard mailer, wants me to know that James Talarico puts working Texans first!

"Talarico knows success in Texas follows a bipartisan path." - San Antonio Express News

"Talarico worked with Democrats and Republicans to pass 60 bills."

Talarico. End Corruption. Lower Costs.

I larfed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2026 09:13 AM (wVcYX)

313 Gas prices and inflation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:09 AM (2GVsD)
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Both of which were worse under the Dems. I guess voters have no memory of 2021-2025.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:13 AM (ZOv7s)

314 When Bill Maher is the voice of sanity in the Democrat Party, the Moon is made of cheese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:13 AM (2GVsD)

315
Starship is near apogee. That's when you do the orbit burn, which will be "perigee raise" maneuver, lifting perigee out of the atmosphere.

It will just be 9 seconds with one sea-level Raptor. R-vacs won't be used.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:14 AM (w6EFb)

316 The Texas Democratic Party, via postcard mailer, wants me to know that James Talarico puts working Texans first!



"We must protect trans kids every day."


He's for they/them, not you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:14 AM (ccf/V)

317 “What people do in the privacy of their own bedroom is not my business”

To

“We’re queerint your children ha ha ha !!!”

Posted by: Common Tater at September 28, 2026 09:14 AM (rfn8n)

318 trying to save the Academy of Natural Sciences I've been calling pols ...

the City - everyone so nice. I think they were blindsided by Drexel's actions. Mayor's office was super friendly and said she'd received many many calls.

Shapiro? the girl who answered was a TOTAL BI*CH - I think they ALSO had gotten a lot of calls, but Joshie is on Drexel/whoever-is-developing-the-location's side.

He's such a maggot.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 09:14 AM (j+aD2)

319
Good burn. Starship is in orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:14 AM (w6EFb)

320 Why is it called The Last Ditch?
Is The Last Ditch an ironic name or non-ironic?
Why did they have a mask mandate in the first place?
Shouldn't a lesbian bar have a "no man date" night seven days a week instead of just one?
Why would their customers be mad at a one-day-a-week relaxation of the mask rule?
Is the mask rule to prevent spread of disease or to cover ugly faces?
Why is the Massachusetts chapter of the Communist Party USA getting involved in favor of the lesbian bar?
Why is there a Communist Party USA anywhere?

So many questions in Clown World.

Posted by: muldoon at September 28, 2026 09:15 AM (I0N4X)

321 Gas prices and inflation.

He resolved inflation, down from Biden's 10+% to the normal 2-3%. And it is comical I see leftists posting inflation charts showing inflation spike under Biden because they don't understand what they are sharing...

Now some people thought resolving Bidenflation would lower prices to pre-Biden levels but that would require significant deflation which pretty much all economists argue would destroy the economy

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:15 AM (sKqQm)

322 I have money on Preficit on the house being painted blue.
Posted by: Paul
_______

Never heard of it. Do you mean PredictIt, this place where you allegedly put real money? Schmuck.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:15 AM (JzUSu)

323 Re: the 5k immigrant caravan heading this way, we all know that just as soon as the D's have power again, the caravans will be reignited with a fury and absolutely constant.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2026 09:15 AM (qBdHI)

324 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:11 AM (ZOv7s)
====================
Good read.

I'm enjoying watching Jackson crash and burn in Maine. I still worry about Carolina, with all it's northerner voter imports over that last two decades, and Cooper has been successful in the past, but TJM is very firm he will lose.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:15 AM (LI+e7)

325 Possible Iran-Linked Terror Plot at Base Used by U.S. Forces May Have Been Foiled by Nosy Neighbor

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Mrs. Kravitz?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

Yep. Lenny's mom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 09:16 AM (iW7pR)

326 It really is quite amazing we can launch a craft and have it in orbit in less than 30 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:16 AM (ccf/V)

327 MS NOW Misinforms on Austin ICE Shooting

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I shan't believe it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)

328 This isn't a "tolerance" problem. It's a "leave me and my kids alone" problem. Nobody needs to hear who you sleep with.
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)
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"You will bake the cake" was the greatest self-own of all time.

Completely reversed all the progress.

The decline will accelerate as liberal Boomers die off and Gen X becomes a larger segment of the population.

That's another reason why the Dems are using every weapon they can find. They are going over the demographic cliff. In four years, the trickle of universities closing will be come a flood.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:16 AM (ZOv7s)

329 Good burn. Starship is in orbit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:14 AM


Let me know when the nuking starts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 09:17 AM (bFu5X)

330 Damn, It's 9:30 here on the Space Coast and I'm going to have a beer.

Recon there's going to be some serious partying tonight.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2026 09:18 AM (3g9Kl)

331 This isn't a "tolerance" problem. It's a "leave me and my kids alone" problem. Nobody needs to hear who you sleep with.

The slippery slope argument social conservatives made turned out to be true

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

332 Let me know when the nuking starts.

Do we start with the MA judicial system?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:18 AM (2GVsD)

333 Libs of TikTok-

Boston Mayor Michelle Wu has a scholarship program for people to learn to become activists and only illegals and foreigners are allowed to apply. No American-born citizens. How is this legal?? @AAGDhillon

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2026 09:19 AM (NpAcC)

334 The slippery slope argument social conservatives made turned out to be true
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:18 AM


Whoda thunk it? Except, you know, everyone with a functioning brain.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 09:19 AM (bFu5X)

335 Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:15 AM (JzUSu)

Paul also changes his house paint colors to match the winners of the election. 😉Maybe he should paint it rainbow colors with a large swatch of "transgender" blue and red. In fact, he's attended classes of the dopey academic who thinks white paint is racist .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 09:19 AM (JrHfD)

336 Let me know when the nuking starts.

Do we start with the MA judicial system?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 09:18 AM


As long as you do it on a day when I'm working from home.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 09:20 AM (bFu5X)

337 I've been saying this for a long time about our Air Force bases in the UK -- I was an MPF commander there back in the day and I can tell you there are significant risks at remaining in that country. The smaller bases like Fairford and Alconbury don't have the full complement of security forces you'd find at the MOBs. Families stationed already deal with the fact they cannot protect their own homes and are now subject to their speech laws. We were told back then that the 1st Amendment didn't apply as you all know there's no written constitution in England, and it's substantially worse now.

If we're worried about an Islamist country getting nukes, we should really be worried about Great Britain.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 28, 2026 09:21 AM (qwx/I)

338 >>Bill Maher Says Trump Being Tough Helped Lower Crime: “Trump Is a Badass”

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DESPITE THESE RARE MOMENTS OF CLARITY, MAHER'S BELIEF THAT TRUMP IS AN INCREDIBLY DUMB, BIGOTED, AUTHORITARIAN WHO WILL DESTROY OUR COUNTRY IS UNSHAKABLE.

(I bet he spent the rest of the show hammering on ORANGEMANBAD)

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 28, 2026 09:21 AM (rOKnE)

339
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu has a scholarship program for people to learn to become activists and only illegals and foreigners are allowed to apply. No American-born citizens. How is this legal?? @AAGDhillon
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2026 09:19 AM (NpAcC)



Reap it, Boston.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ccf/V)

340 If we're allowing anchor babies citizenship then we should also insist all foreign nationals become sterilized transgenders for our AI workforce. We can't have these people running around unsupervised.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 09:21 AM (VQ7/I)

341 Paul is hoping to make enough from shit-posting that he'll ba able to build a second front door on his house, emulating Christine Blasey-Ford

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:21 AM (LI+e7)

342 Whoda thunk it? Except, you know, everyone with a functioning brain.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2026 09:19 AM (bFu5X)
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The hour of victory caused these people who lower their guard and let us know just how disturbing "the lifestyle" is and that yes, they do groom, and became very open about it.

Crazy how much of that is now out in the open.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s)

343 Wow. Even Fen is dumping on Paul now.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

344 341 Paul is hoping to make enough from shit-posting that he'll ba able to build a second front door on his house, emulating Christine Blasey-Ford
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 09:21 AM (LI+e7)

Nobody wants to rape Paul.

Well, maybe Graham Platner does.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 09:23 AM (jBygX)

345 Polls are right sometimes wrong other times. What happens often is people refuse to believe electorates change. Texas can’t go blue because it’s super red is not a good argument.

California was once super red too. Until it wasn’t. W. Virginia was deep blue until it wasn’t. Florida went for Obama twice then for DeSantis by 20 within a decade. States can swing wildly from one side to another quickly.

I hope Texas doesn’t do that but it won’t shock me if it does.


Posted by: If I May at September 28, 2026 09:23 AM (ATp9+)

346 Paul is hoping to make enough from shit-posting that he'll ba able to build a second front door on his house, emulating Christine Blasey-Ford
Posted by: Huck Follywood
___________

I'm guessing Paul would rather have a second back door.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 09:23 AM (JzUSu)

347 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DESPITE THESE RARE MOMENTS OF CLARITY, MAHER'S BELIEF THAT TRUMP IS AN INCREDIBLY DUMB, BIGOTED, AUTHORITARIAN WHO WILL DESTROY OUR COUNTRY IS UNSHAKABLE.

(I bet he spent the rest of the show hammering on ORANGEMANBAD)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 28, 2026 09:21 AM (rOKnE)
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Except that's not even remotely true. Maher famously had dinner with Trump and has repeatedly talked about how Trump in person is a great guy, engaging, friendly, and that he wishes Trump showed more of that side of him.

He got a ton of hate for saying that, and his audience was shocked, but he stands by that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:24 AM (ZOv7s)

348 The Paolo, he always, how you say, scrubs, before orbital insertion.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 28, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

349 That's another reason why the Dems are using every weapon they can find. They are going over the demographic cliff. In four years, the trickle of universities closing will be come a flood.


it's so much worse right NOW for the colleges. the reason Drexel is trying to liquidate the Academy of Natural Sciences museum here is not the cost of running it, which is a minimal part of their overall budget AND supported by federal, state AND city grants - it's just to milk it for cash from the location and the collection to try to keep Drexel U going

they revealed the other day that they are currently 40 million dollars in debt. their enrollment is plunging.

I can't wait for them to go under

but they - and other colleges like U of Kentucky I'm hearing - who were allowed to be custodial of museums - are liquidating things they should not be liquidating in an attempt to survive.

for Drexel, they think if they can weather the storm they will be one of the few Philly-area colleges left and things will be rosy again.

I'm personally working VERY hard from several angles to make sure that doesn't happen. And I have alums with me. they hate Drexel more than I do!!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 28, 2026 09:24 AM (j+aD2)

350
And now they're deploying the Starlinks. They will do this at a leisurely pace.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 09:25 AM (w6EFb)

351 Boston Mayor Michelle Wu has a scholarship program for people to learn to become activists and only illegals and foreigners are allowed to apply. No American-born citizens. How is this legal?? @AAGDhillon

28% of Boston's population is foreign born. Another 25% or so is first generation American.

So this is foreigners voting to take money from Americans - just like the NYC election was all about.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:25 AM (sKqQm)

352 Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed

Here's how we get Medicare for All done:

Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.

We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2026 09:26 AM (RHGPo)

353 National Review
@NRO
It remains a supreme irony that Trump, the president most pursued by his enemies via lawfare, has become infamous as its most enthusiastic practitioner.

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Yeah, fighting back is just not the GOP way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

354 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 28, 2026 09:27 AM (NcvvS)

355 California was once super red too. Until it wasn’t. W. Virginia was deep blue until it wasn’t. Florida went for Obama twice then for DeSantis by 20 within a decade. States can swing wildly from one side to another quickly.

Posted by: If I May at September 28, 2026 09:23 AM (ATp9+)
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But there were observable reasons for that in every case. West Virginia went to the GOP because the Dems declared war on blue collar workers, Christians and (above all) coal.

My wife is from Appalachia and saw the shift up close, from pure Dem to rabid GOP.

California also drifted left, and their election system has been completely subverted. Vote by mail also destroyed Oregon and Washington.

No such shift is observable this year. No new coalition is emerging. The Dems are actually racing to the outer fringe of their movement, so why would the center follow?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 28, 2026 09:27 AM (ZOv7s)

356 Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed

Here's how we get Medicare for All done:

Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.

We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
Posted by: SMOD

But first, the Magic Fairies come with all the money!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

357 Three Stooges went into orbit in 1962. if they can do it, it's no big whoop.

Posted by: Moe, Larry, The Cheese! at September 28, 2026 09:28 AM (Fn+3X)

358 SpaceX is instructed to immediately recover all satellites and cease launching rockets until such time as a Democrat is President.

Posted by: President James Boasberg at September 28, 2026 09:29 AM (LI+e7)

359 We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.

Saw a video from a British guy. He had a life threatening allergic reaction and went to the NHS to get an allergy test. They told him to get private insurance to cover it, he refused and argued with them and they finally relented and gave him an appoint SIX MONTHS later in a facility about an hour away.

So he went there and after waiting for 2 hours after his appointment they came out and told him his allergy test was no in fact allowed and to go home...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 09:29 AM (sKqQm)

360 I wonder what I should call my network for maximum privacy?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2026 07:27 AM (u82oZ)

FBI Van423B

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (hmYU4)

361 Looks like the long string of Falcon 9 launches out of KSC is about to end.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2026 09:34 AM (3g9Kl)

362 For what it's worth, the Mike Rogers signs are thicker in Michigan than the Trump signs were in the last election. Trump signs were plenty thick then. There are more commie what's his face sign than Harris signs but not by much. Those houses look like the bitter TDS people with the hate has no home we believe in science signs still up. In a fair election Rogers will win based on yard signs.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at September 28, 2026 11:58 AM (2Xrky)

Daily Tech News 28 September 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: You can't hurry love but you can tune a fish.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

2 !!

Posted by: clarence at September 28, 2026 04:33 AM (r3Zca)

3 Its Monday again, isn't it?

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Good morning. Wanted to get a great seat for the Starship launch so up early.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 28, 2026 04:34 AM (rZqm5)

5 3 Its Monday again, isn't it?
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

I'm retired. Every day is Saturday, except Sunday.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 04:37 AM (GYqb1)

6
The "mee-thane" fan boys at NSF have started their live stream coverage of the Starship launch. This will, knock on wood, be the first orbital flight:

https://t.ly/KYFOP

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 04:39 AM (w6EFb)

7 It's well past midnight. Time for bed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 04:39 AM (GYqb1)

8 The workers think that they are owed because of the company's success. Are they going to ride the company on the way down, after the AI bubble pops?

Posted by: clarence at September 28, 2026 04:41 AM (r3Zca)

9 https://www.americanthinker.com - what will we call the world after leftism

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 04:50 AM (Ia/+0)

10 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 04:55 AM (sAmhv)

11 I had a friend in college who always greeted people by saying "Yo".

Yo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 04:57 AM (YyTAm)

12 SpaceX says they're starting their own coverage at 7:38 ET

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 04:59 AM (YyTAm)

13 Long commute as usual
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 05:00 AM (4brEp)

14 NASA and SpaceX also have a 4 person crew launching scheduled for Thursday this week, headed to the space station. Big week at SpaceX.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 05:04 AM (4WxOo)

15
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2026 05:08 AM (AMvSw)

16 Evening to the late toilers -- morning to the early risers and insomaniacals!

Okay. It's Monday; stipulated. But remember:

"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

(I told that to an Aldi cashier last Monday. Even though I made it "stuff" and left off the German, she blinked at me as if I were speaking Swahili.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 05:11 AM (wzUl9)

17 I'm retired. Every day is Saturday, except Sunday.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026


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I am too, tcn . . . but my Saturdays used to be crammed with errands I couldn't run on the workdays. Now I spread those chores throughout the week. Saturdays now are often more like my Saturdays when I was in school, much more relaxed, though without the worry of homework or term papers being due.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 05:14 AM (wzUl9)

18 Looks like we'll get some rain starting Thursday and lasting through the weekend. It'll be sensible of me to wash and spray-wax the car today while I'm out to the grocery and bank.

Come to think of it, Mondays are much like my working-years Saturdays were.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 05:18 AM (wzUl9)

19 G'morning, all!

A pleasant 54.9 degrees out this morning.

I really should try to find the motivation to walk this morning.

But first.....coffee.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2026 05:19 AM (iMotb)

20 >>I'm retired. Every day is Saturday, except Sunday.

And except for Trash Day. Can't forget that.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 28, 2026 05:19 AM (NcvvS)

21 This devotional is based on Matthew 6:25-34
and is called "checking in". I thought it had some good thoughts about the importance of checking in with God, and it amused me because it is also about training a new puppy:

Upper Room Devotional :

https://tinyurl.com/58zb83dj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 05:24 AM (JrHfD)

22 A pleasant 54.9 degrees out this morning.

I really should try to find the motivation to walk this morning.

But first.....coffee.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2026


***
How I wish, VIA. If I had that kind of temp instead of a soggy 79, my motivation would be at the door like a dog hoping for some walk time.

You're right. Coffee first.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 05:26 AM (wzUl9)

23 Stirling the big black cat was walking around me here on the couch. Usually that means he wants lap and milk-tread time. Given the opportunity, though, he simply strolled across me and leaped down. Too interested in breakfast right now, I guess.

Little Dagny was on the bed when I woke. That's her idea of affection.

The brown (really gray) tabby with white, the outdoor freeloader, got some more dry chow yesterday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 05:32 AM (wzUl9)

24 8 The workers think that they are owed because of the company's success. Are they going to ride the company on the way down, after the AI bubble pops?
Posted by: clarence at September 28, 2026 04:41 AM (r3Zca)

Unions always wind up pricing the labor they “represent” out of the market.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 05:33 AM (ezlON)

25 I have a prayer request for the praying folks. On Sunday afternoon I have been attending the Anglican Church in North America - which is a split off, more conservative group from the Anglican Church. They have been using the facilities of a local church. Apparently they need someplace else to meet in December because the church which hosts them is having rehearsals for December music programs. If you could pray that another space would become available it would be much appreciated as they are meeting today with someone about this . Thanks so much!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 05:36 AM (JrHfD)

26 Powerline's Scott Johnson has a tribute to John Hiatt posted. While I'm not a huge fan of his singing voice, Hiatt writes some great songs. In one of his, "Memphis In The Meantime", he pays a compliment to the old Rendezvous, a great traditional dry barbeque restaurant that I used to love. No idea if it still exists, but I hope so.

https://tinyurl.com/4xaaneuk

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 05:37 AM (+l7X8)

27
Fall allergies mean no sleep.

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 05:44 AM (Y8DZL)

28 (I told that to an Aldi cashier last Monday. Even though I made it "stuff" and left off the German, she blinked at me as if I were speaking Swahili.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 05:11 AM (wzUl9)

I guess being a subway transit authority worker would be a step down from Aldi's cashier....?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2026 05:45 AM (aKiSo)

29 58 degrees here, now that the weather has cleared out. The rain and win were desultory here, 50 miles inland from the center of the action. I guess they has some flooding along the beaches. The Lobster House restaurant in Cape May added some AI to their flood video,

https://tinyurl.com/3dmy9kt7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 05:46 AM (PlFfJ)

30 The flooding is subsiding, might be all gone by tomorrow morning. Standing water everywhere. I want to visit the beach soon.
I will have to get the HOA’s septic tanks pumped out. Otherwise, good early fall weather.

Posted by: Accomack at September 28, 2026 05:48 AM (/Chlc)

31
Good morning, Hordians. Up, dressed, morning prayers said, dogs run out, now sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian recording the Overture in D major by Anton Reicha.

Her Majesty returns from her Tennessee trip tomorrow, so shopping needs must be done. Also seeking to vacuum up the drifts of dog hair that have accumulated in the house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 05:51 AM (eRlcH)

32 Wolfus, you got a new friend?

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 28, 2026 05:52 AM (Fv808)

33 Old time hymns "- For alll that dwell beneath the skies "by Issac Watts who was a non conformist minister, son of a minister born around 1674 . If I am remembering correctly ., Issac Watts who wrote hundred of hymns was kind of child genius with words and when he complained to his father about songs in the church, his father said basically ," If you can do a better job please do it " which he did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 05:53 AM (JrHfD)

34 I'm blathering on so much I forgot the hymn by Watts. Here it is - For all that dwell below the skies":

https://tinyurl.com/yfmjax4f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 05:55 AM (JrHfD)

35 SpaceX now says 8:15 AM as approximate launch time. Of course, as everyone probably knows, this launch is still nominally a test, though they hope to deploy an actual satellite load for Starlink.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 05:57 AM (dK9lk)

36
It's a big test, the first orbital flight of the Ship.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 06:00 AM (w6EFb)

37
The flight profile is very much abundance of caution. The initial ascent trajectory will still be suborbital. If something went wrong, the thing would still come down automatically somewhere in the middle of the Pacific.

Only if everything looks good will they relight the Ship's engines to give it orbital speed. And then, they'll deploy the operational Starlink payloads into an orbital path.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 06:05 AM (w6EFb)

38
The flight profile is very much abundance of caution. The initial ascent trajectory will still be suborbital. If something went wrong, the thing would still come down automatically somewhere in the middle of the Pacific.

*hears tremendous thud in back acreage*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 06:10 AM (eRlcH)

39 Waiting for the advertisements to load reminds me of the days when I would read text on a bulletin board over a 300 baud modem. I could read faster than that.

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 28, 2026 06:11 AM (1FEc1)

40 (I told that to an Aldi cashier last Monday. Even though I made it "stuff" and left off the German, she blinked at me as if I were speaking Swahili.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 05:11 AM (wzUl9)
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I guess being a subway transit authority worker would be a step down from Aldi's cashier....?
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The hell of it is, around here anyway, the Aldi cashiers seem on average brighter and more energetic than those found at Walmart . . . and *much* brighter than at Dollar Tree or Dollar General.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

41 Wolfus, you got a new friend?
Posted by: Dark Lix at September 28, 2026


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A new freeloader. I used to see the smooth shorthair gray cat I've nicknamed "Alfred" only about 2-3x a week. This semi-feral tabby and white has decided my house is a feeding station. I say "semi" because he is getting less fearful of us and is coming up to sniff our hands.

I cannot take in a third cat, and won't. But maybe today I'll pick up a small bag of the cheaper dry food to reserve that for him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

42 Crisp bacon and scrambled eggs for breakfast. The pepper I put on the bacon (which someone here recommended long ago during the Sniffle Scare) and on the eggs is making me sneeze, though.

Worth it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

43 @42/Wolfus: A worthy breakfast. That's what I have on workdays.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 28, 2026 06:24 AM (O7YUW)

44 Wolfus, that's cool. :->
On my end, turns out that Creamsickle, the ginormous dilute orange and white dude with huge ears (and head and paws and tail) has a collar now. Either he's somebody's cat (which would make him one oddly non-feral but feral-acting cat) or he trusts someone enough to have a collar put on. It's a big piece of blue fabric that looks really good on him. Turns out he loves churus and will literally climb on me to get to one if I don't get right down to business.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 28, 2026 06:26 AM (Fv808)

45
Hello, all!

I know that you'll rejoice to know that we survived without incident Saturday's coastal flooding in Sussex County. Our place was surrounded up to its skirting on three sides by the languid flood waters. It may have been a recent record, but who knows or who cares? Now to find a vendor with whom I can arrange a printing run of "I Survived Super Storm Sissy" tee shirts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 06:27 AM (PpIXw)

46
Disclaimer: You can't hurry love but you can tune a fish.


Well done (with a side of slaw, please)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 06:29 AM (ixS3i)

47 I have been told that you can't train cats, but I have recalled people who had cats on little leashes outside. Our kitten wants to go out and sometimes sneaks out the door and sits on the top step. However , we encourage him to come back in. Where he lived before we adopted him he lived on a farm with a very long driveway, so it was much safer . We are next to a busy road and I do t want him to get smooshed.

He is trained a little bit though . He slept until 4:00 instead of bartering the door down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 06:30 AM (JrHfD)

48 @44/Dark Lixtiquatal: "Turns out he loves churus and will literally climb on me to get to one if I don't get right down to business."

Now I'm hearing the phrase "You like tube?" in my head from @girlwiththedogs2 on YouTube. (She's provides professional grooming services for clients with dogs and cats.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 28, 2026 06:32 AM (O7YUW)

49
Fen, the rescued cat that I picked up at a roadside rest stop in Maryland performed an amazing feat of leaps and spins while snarling and spitting the one and only time we attempted to put her on a leash as she managed to get out of it. Message received, Betsy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 06:33 AM (ixS3i)

50
It may have been a recent record, but who knows or who cares? Now to find a vendor with whom I can arrange a printing run of "I Survived Super Storm Sissy" tee shirts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 06:27 AM (PpIXw)


Global Warming!! Caused by YOU, Mr. and Mrs. Republican!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 06:34 AM (eRlcH)

51 I have been told that you can't train cats, but I have recalled people who had cats on little leashes outside. Our kitten wants to go out and sometimes sneaks out the door and sits on the top step. However , we encourage him to come back in. Where he lived before we adopted him he lived on a farm with a very long driveway, so it was much safer . We are next to a busy road and I do t want him to get smooshed.

He is trained a little bit though . He slept until 4:00 instead of bartering the door down.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026


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I started the late super-smart black cat, Marie-Antoinette, on the harness and leash when she was about six or seven. The first couple of times she was a little tentative about it. The third time I brought out the harness, she ran to the door crying. ("Let's GO!")

Stirling is almost as adaptable, but I haven't tried the harness bit on him. He's not interested in the outdoors except for peering out the screen door or window. Same wit Dagny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)

52
I could read faster than that.
Posted by: Fenderbender


But your friends pointed and laughed at you for using your finger to follow the words on the screen, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 06:37 AM (ixS3i)

53 "Global warming" retards trotted out their usual BS about the recent weather with, as CNN so loves to say, no evidence.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 06:38 AM (v3w5Z)

54 N00d

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 28, 2026 06:39 AM (bLe0J)

55 Big black Wolf got out one day when some workmen were here and left the door open. I stepped out and called him. He came dashing from under a step next door, ran back to me, and leaped into the apartment from my arms. Another time I left the screen unlatched while working on my car, and walked back to find him sprawled happily on the walkway not far from the door. Clearly he wanted to get some fresh air and sunlight, but didn't want to give up his nice comfortable home and his manservant (me).

Chekov D. Siberian was at the screen door, trying to work up the nerve to come out too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2026 06:40 AM (wzUl9)

56 College football turned in an eventful and entertaining weekend, with Alabama my personal favorite game (of the three I caught parts of anyway). They looked dominant.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 06:40 AM (v3w5Z)

57
"Global warming" retards trotted out their usual BS about the recent weather with, as CNN so loves to say, no evidence.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


To paraphrase George Hamilton as Alfonso de la Pena in "Once Upin A Crime...", "It's what they do".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 06:46 AM (PpIXw)

58 Seems the thieves had to pound sand...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 06:55 AM (l3cgK)

59 The Aldi clerks here are "on-the-ball" too. Probably don't know much German language or what kumquats are though.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 28, 2026 06:56 AM (36x1j)

60 I really enjoyed the ending of the Iowa - Michigan game. One of my golf buddies is from Iowa.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 28, 2026 06:57 AM (36x1j)

61
College football turned in an eventful and entertaining weekend


Michigan lost in the last 2 seconds of regulation play. Justice was served. "All the cash of boosters will not grant us another second."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2026 06:57 AM (PpIXw)

62 He wasn't stealing sawdust, he was stealing wheelbarrows!

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Posted by: Nazdar at

For me, Monday is trash day. And laundry day.
After Monday the week is open.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 28, 2026 09:39 AM (sl73Y)

65 Maybe post 63 could be removed somehow.

Posted by: Patti at September 28, 2026 10:40 AM (cyAnJ)

Sunday Overnight Open Thread - September 27, 2026

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From Mikey


Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Appreciate you stopping by. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Wholesome content from yesterday



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More cool stuff from yesterday


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If you're gonna do something stupid, go all out!

Blind Man With No Driver’s License Drinks and Drives Car 150 Miles on Highway

In the early morning hours of June 29, when English officers patrolling the M6 motorway near Carlisle noticed an Opel Meriva swerving chaotically from one lane to the next, they thought they had caught a reckless motorist, but they were in for a big surprise. Not only was the driver visibly drunk, but he had no driver’s license and was almost completely blind!

At a recent hearing, Anthony Hall admitted to drink-driving, driving without a licence or insurance and taking his partner’s car without their consent. His lawyer told the judge that Hall had acted out of desperation, trying to escape a difficult personal situation, including relationship issues and financial problems. However, that did little to explain why a blind person would get behind the wheel of a vehicle and drive on the motorway while intoxicated.

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OK guys - have you ever thought about your eyelashes? Ever?!?!

Bizarre Beauty Trend Sees Men Trimming Their Eyelashes to Look More Masculine

Long eyelashes have always been a coveted physical feature among women, so much so that we have an entire industry built around the sale and mounting of fake eyelashes. However, long lashes are not as popular among men. Some “alpha types” apparently consider them too feminine and will have them trimmed for a manlier look, despite the serious health risks of such a procedure.

Videos of young men having their eyelashes cut or trimmed at barber shops or beauty salons started showing up on TikTok and other social media platforms last year, but instead of quickly fizzling out, they apparently turned into a global trend.

Forget about too long or too short -- I refuse to believe ANY guy who thinks about the length of his eyelashes is "alpha". Or even hetero.

Anyway - photos and videos at the link. If you care.

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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What to Wear to the AOSHQ Texas MoMe

The short version: comfortable picnic clothes. The long version is below, because a Texas ranch in the sun will punish anyone who treats this like a cocktail reception, even those of us who are inclined to treat everything like a cocktail reception.

This is an outdoor meetup on a ranch. You will be standing, sitting, walking, eating, and possibly wandering toward whatever shade you can find. Dress for heat, dirt, grass, and a long stretch of being outside. If it looks good at a backyard cookout and you can still move in it after three hours, you are in the right neighborhood.

The basic uniform

Wear something you would actually picnic in.
• Breathable shirt: cotton, linen, or a light performance tee. Light colors help in the sun. A button-down you can leave open over a tee works if you want a little coverage.
• Shorts or casual pants: shorts, jeans you already know are comfortable, or lightweight pants. Remember, if you wear shorts, there are bugs and taller grasses out there. If this bothers you, think more light weight pants.
• Closed-toe shoes you can walk in: sneakers, trail shoes, or broken-in boots. Ranch ground is not a manicured lawn.
• A hat with a brim. Texas sun is not a suggestion.

That is the whole look. Comfortable. Outdoor. Picnic. Ranch.

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What “comfortable” actually means here

Comfortable does not mean “I just rolled out of the car in pajama pants.” It means you can sit on a bench or the ground, stand in a cluster talking, walk to the next activity, and not spend the afternoon tugging at clothes that were a bad idea.

Bring a light layer. Even on a hot day, shade, wind, or evening can change the temperature. A hoodie or light flannel stuffed in the car is cheap insurance.

Sun, sweat, and ranch realities

Assume sun. Sunscreen, sunglasses, and a hat will do more for you than any outfit choice.

Assume you will get dusty. Do not wear anything you would be sad to see with grass stains or ranch dirt on it.

Assume bugs. If you are the person mosquitoes treat like a buffet, long sleeves in a light fabric or a bit of repellent.

What not to wear

The brand-new white sneakers you want to keep white, and anything that needs dry cleaning. When walking around the property, you don’t want open toed shoes, unless you are okay with surprises from the grass in the form of stickers or bitey things. This is not the moment to channel Johnny Cash. All black leather is cool, but not when it’s really hot!

A simple packing list

• Breathable shirt and comfortable bottoms
• Walking shoes, closed toe
• Hat and sunglasses
• Sunscreen
• Lip balm – guys too! The air can be VERY dry
• Light extra layer
• Water bottle
• Hearing protection if you are going to shoot
• Safety glasses if you are going to shoot
• Raincoat or poncho because you never know!

You are going to a ranch picnic with the Horde, not a photoshoot. In fact, we don’t even like to take photos! Dress like someone who plans to stay outside, eat, talk, and enjoy people outside of grey boxes.

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Thanks, Piper!

Although I kinda think this guy has the right fashion idea for Saturday night at the MoMe


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1 Now that all the important people are here, we can get this dance started.

[blows on pitch pipe]🎵

Posted by: mindful webworker - the one in the middle at September 27, 2026 10:02 PM (xRCm7)

2 Transylvania Airways always gets you there, on time.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 10:03 PM (6T7Go)

3 Wait. Music and fashion, or music and passion? Is this the Copa?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 If you're gonna do something stupid, go all out!


This advice will never fail you.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2026 10:03 PM (ktgTW)

6 That top pic is hung upside-down.

Posted by: mindful webworker - by the way at September 27, 2026 10:04 PM (xRCm7)

7 At a recent hearing, Anthony Hall admitted to drink-driving, driving without a license or insurance and taking his partner’s car without their consent. His lawyer told the judge that Hall had acted out of desperation, trying to escape a difficult personal situation, including relationship issues and financial problems.

Clearly, the judge couldn't see his way clear to cut him loose.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2026 10:05 PM (ktgTW)

8 The image of the woman with the heels and short cocktail dress looks very much like LadyL.


Just saying. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2026 10:06 PM (ktgTW)

9 "If you're gonna do something stupid, go all out!"


This advice will never fail you.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)


Exactly -- Never half-ass stupid!

Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)

10 >>>Blind Man With No Driver’s License Drinks and Drives Car 150 Miles on Highway

Dear Mr. Oddity Central Headline Writer,

Was it really necessary to include in the headline the fact that the blind man had no driver's license?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 10:07 PM (syz1S)

11 Sorry I'm late, I was getting my waistcoat and breeches taken in. I am hoping to get featured in next week's fashion update. (Note: the waistcoat and breeches are actually being let out-- tankdemom is a big fan of Little Debby)

Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2026 10:08 PM (7L19I)

12 Picture up top is Table Rock in Pickens county. Beautiful spot.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 27, 2026 10:08 PM (Lo97M)

13 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco and Piper!

I'm impressed that a blind and drunk guy could make it 150 miles without hitting anything. There are plenty of sober people that can see just fine that seem to struggle with that.

Posted by: TRex - pac man dino at September 27, 2026 10:09 PM (XfIK1)

14 OK guys - have you ever thought about your eyelashes? Ever?!?!

Of course! When one falls out and gets in my eye. That can get so aggravating!

Posted by: mindful webworker - forty lashes at September 27, 2026 10:09 PM (xRCm7)

15 I knew that looked familiar. Was on Stool Mountain about a fortnight ago.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 10:10 PM (ezlON)

16
PSA
One might benefit from remembering there is one TXmome remembered for rain and mud.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 10:10 PM (NnhvP)

17 16
PSA
One might benefit from remembering there is one TXmome remembered for rain and mud.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27

Pack that poncho! And your wellies!

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 However, that did little to explain why a blind person would get behind the wheel of a vehicle and drive on the motorway while intoxicated.

Well... the "intoxicated" part kind of explains everything thereafter.

Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2026 10:11 PM (kU0PQ)

19 I’m from TX and all but will never do Western fashion. No boots, no belt, no hat here at all. Never has been, never will be.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 10:11 PM (ezlON)

20 Forget about too long or too short -- I refuse to believe ANY guy who thinks about the length of his eyelashes is "alpha". Or even hetero.

I'll say this for them. It takes some nads to let some mook with a trimmer that close to your eyeballs. Nads, or a complete lack of common sense.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2026 10:12 PM (Riz8t)

21 9 "If you're gonna do something stupid, go all out!"


This advice will never fail you.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

Exactly -- Never half-ass stupid!
Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf

I am so good at this one! Olympic level.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 I refuse to believe ANY guy who thinks about the length of his eyelashes is "alpha". Or even hetero.

I think about them once a year when I get new eyeglasses. The lenses have to sit far enough forward that my eyelashes won't touch them.

That, however, is a reason to nix a particular pair of glasses frames. Not a reason to trim my eyelashes. Who the heck does that? Elton John thinks that's kinda gay.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

23 Cow Demon and I were just at Table Rock State Park a couple weeks ago. We didn't climb Table Rock because that hike is too much for me right now. We climbed Stool Mountain which has really nice views of Table Rock, although it was a little cloudy that day.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2026 10:12 PM (FpydE)

24 I dunno - that short disco dress might be kinda fun to watch for the prOne shooting, especially with something in the heavier recoil classes…

Posted by: Coelacanth at September 27, 2026 10:13 PM (+OnsA)

25 Since I turned 29, now and then I find I do have to trim a wild, stray eyebrow hair. (And thank heaven I live in an age where the nose- and ear-hair trimmer exists.)
🥸

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a wild, wild hair at September 27, 2026 10:13 PM (xRCm7)

26 On the Saturday collaborative ONT, Dino gets billing at top with Doof. On the Sunday collaborative ONT, there is no mention of Piper at the top. Is this place misogynist?

Posted by: Boys Club? Girls Have Cooties? at September 27, 2026 10:13 PM (Fn+3X)

27 I knew that looked familiar. Was on Stool Mountain about a fortnight ago.

What's this about stool mountin'?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 27, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)

28 Life imitates art.

For the Love of the Game. Billy Chapel. Detroit Tigers.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 10:13 PM (viF8m)

29 Dear Mr. Oddity Central Headline Writer,

Was it really necessary to include in the headline the fact that the blind man had no driver's license?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


It could have been a follow-up to a story about how a legally-blind guy got a license in the first place.....

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)

30 >>>Some "alpha types" apparently consider them too feminine and will have them trimmed for a manlier look, despite the serious health risks of such a procedure.

You might ask yourself, as I did, what could possibly be the serious health risks of trimming your eyelashes?

Eyelashes prevent dirt and debris, including dead skin cells and sweat, as well as UV rays from entering the eye, and trimming them exposes people to infection, itchiness and frequent discomfort.

That's straight from the esteemed journalists at Oddity Central, so you have been forewarned.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 10:14 PM (syz1S)

31 Bizarre Beauty Trend Sees Men Trimming Their Eyelashes to Look More Masculine

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Be aware of this also.

BBC: Bare Nails Trend Perpetuates White Supremacist Standards of Beauty

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Better paint unicorns, butterflies, or rainbows on your nails.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 10:14 PM (ndZc7)

32 I still have a 45 of Pac-Man Fever.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2026 10:14 PM (FpydE)

33 Girls like guys with long lashes. Don’t do stupid things with them.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

34 Blind Man With No Driver’s License Drinks and Drives Car 150 Miles on Highway

Blind and drunk. Now make him an Asian woman with a cellphone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:15 PM (l3cgK)

35 Eyelashes serve a very practical purpose.

If you’ve ever been without them, you are keenly aware of all the crap they keep OUT OF YOUR EYES.

And if you fuck with them enough, they may not grow back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 10:15 PM (yEz+x)

36 1 [327 names] 'Ronson Zippo, Esq.' [46.45 unique names/day]

I think I done gone crazy. Somebody please lock me up!

Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at September 27, 2026 10:15 PM (Fn+3X)

37 Another great Sunday Night ONT! Thanks, Doof!

Great photo up top.

Thanks for the MoMe fashion tips, Piper!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2026 10:15 PM (D/6p1)

38 I see London

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2026 10:16 PM (Cqx++)

39 Exactly -- Never half-ass stupid!
Posted by: Doof


And who would want to be called a half-dumbass?

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

40 Breathable shirt and comfortable bottoms

My bottom's always comfortable. Unless I'm sitting on a really hard chair. Oh... wait....


Also, on all-in-black dude... what male tucks his jeans into his boots like that? WTH?

Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2026 10:16 PM (kU0PQ)

41 I still have a 45 of Pac-Man Fever.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2026 10:14 PM (FpydE)


I'm wondering why that song popped into my head while I was choosing tonight's tunes!

Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

42 I'm afraid I have to resist the eyebrow trimming.
My last ex-wife informed me that my eyebrows looked evil and wanted to mow them.
Nope. It wasn't the last straw, but it was on the list.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 27, 2026 10:16 PM (rFtAF)

43 26 On the Saturday collaborative ONT, Dino gets billing at top with Doof. On the Sunday collaborative ONT, there is no mention of Piper at the top. Is this place misogynist?
Posted by: Boys Club? Girls Have Cooties? at September

Cooties is the main reason. And I don’t do nearly enough to earn a collab credit.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

44 Guys at the MoMee should have a Hawaiian shirt to wear as a nod to our late friend, Jim Sunk New Dawn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 10:17 PM (peOdB)

45 Were I going to the TxMoMe (sadly, not this year again), I think I would choose some pants that Perfesser Squirrel has featured in the book thread.

Posted by: mindful webworker - out standing in his field at September 27, 2026 10:17 PM (xRCm7)

46 You are going to a ranch picnic with the Horde, not a photoshoot. In fact, we don’t even like to take photos! Dress like someone who plans to stay outside, eat, talk, and enjoy people outside of grey boxes.

I'd go...but my meds make me a vampire.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:18 PM (l3cgK)

47 Doof!

Joe Walsh is always a great pick.

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 27, 2026 10:18 PM (K7v1x)

48 Thanks for the dress code tips Piper!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 10:19 PM (2Ez/1)

49 Eyelashes suck. They're supposed to keep crap out of your eyes, but the only thing I ever get stuck in my eyes are eyelashes.

Posted by: Egregious and Exacerbatin' at September 27, 2026 10:19 PM (Fn+3X)

50
Also, on all-in-black dude... what male tucks his jeans into his boots like that? WTH?
Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2026

Well you would tuck your jeans in if there was mud out there. Assuming you dress like this because you actually know what a horse and a cow are. It’s the spurs that send me.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

51 Bizarre Beauty Trend Sees Men Trimming Their Eyelashes to Look More Masculine

My boys were born with beautiful, long eyelashes...AFAIK, they've never trimmed theirs. As for me, I just want to keep the little bastards from falling into my eyes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)

52 You might ask yourself, as I did, what could possibly be the serious health risks of trimming your eyelashes?

You say to yourself, my God, what have I done?

Same as it ever was.

https://tinyurl.com/yc45e4ay

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 10:20 PM (viF8m)

53 51 Bizarre Beauty Trend Sees Men Trimming Their Eyelashes to Look More Masculine

My boys were born with beautiful, long eyelashes...AFAIK, they've never trimmed theirs. As for me, I just want to keep the little bastards from falling into my eyes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)

eyelashes, not kids. Well, I don't want either in my eyes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)

54 Forget about too long or too short -- I refuse to believe ANY guy who thinks about the length of his eyelashes is "alpha". Or even hetero.


This.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 10:20 PM (4NO2D)

55 When walking around the property, you don’t want open toed shoes, unless you are okay with surprises from the grass in the form of stickers or bitey things.

Fire ants.

And if you are shooting, contact with hot brass anywhere is no fun.

Listen to Piper!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2026 10:20 PM (+fdRY)

56 Verlander: I didn't even know he went to Detroit. Guess that's how much attention I've paid to MLB lately.

Eyelashes: never think about them but am at that age where eyebrows do some crazy sh*t so I pluck 'em out when they call attention to themselves.

MoMe party dress: the first one I went to, BeBe, WDS, and one other lady left just before dinner and came back dressed to the nines. They were a hit.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 10:20 PM (vTZFs)

57 48 Thanks for the dress code tips Piper!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September

You are welcome. Weasel teed it up for me well.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

58 Thanks for the ONT! It's been a long time since I heard that mystery click. I sure used to like the Smiths

Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2026 10:21 PM (m8Qhu)

59 Guys at the MoMee should have a Hawaiian shirt to wear as a nod to our late friend, Jim Sunk New Dawn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 10:17 PM (peOdB)


This is never a bad idea.

Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)

60 Also, on all-in-black dude... what male tucks his jeans into his boots like that? WTH?
Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2026 10:16 PM (kU0PQ)


What looks completely asinine is trying to fit boot-cut jeans over top of the boots. If you want to do that, then wear lace up boots.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

61 American shows up in a disco suit and his own homemade Flock safety camera that he made in his garage to the Lee’s Summit, Missouri City Council meeting

I used to have relatives living in Lee's Summit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)

62 Alex DeLarge disapproves of this latest beauty trend.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2026 10:23 PM (7L19I)

63
TXMoMe Dress Code

Men
- White tie
- Morning coat
- No pants

Women
- Tiara
- High heels
- That's it

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:23 PM (eRlcH)

64 There used to be a dress-up night at the TXMoMe. WDS shared photos with me. I think she may have been an instigator.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 27, 2026 10:23 PM (OlzlW)

65 I actually did do the eyebrow trimming thing, but I think the stylist might have gotten a bit carried away. Please tell me if you agree.

https://tinyurl.com/y85rhay4

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2026 10:24 PM (Riz8t)

66 Doof!

Joe Walsh is always a great pick.
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 27, 2026 10:18 PM (K7v1x)


Agreed!

Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

67 The Seattle Mariners fired manager Dan Wilson. If it had been my choice I would have super glued him to the front of a freight train engine on its way to Texas.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 10:25 PM (VyD10)

68 64 There used to be a dress-up night at the TXMoMe. WDS shared photos with me. I think she may have been an instigator.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace

My advice is for the daytime activities. I am not responsible for what happens after dark. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

69 He’s exposing how the city spent $909,000 on only 54 Flock cameras the cameras remain property of Flock. Even if the contract…

Like buying an LG TV and finding that it not only spies on you, but you don't own the glass...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM (l3cgK)

70 Cooties is the main reason. And I don’t do nearly enough to earn a collab credit.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)


You are welcome to contribute more. Show my other employees what a real work ethic is!

Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)

71 Evening, Horde! Thanks for the ONT Doof and the practical fashion, Piper!

No idea if I'll be able to make it to the MoMe, if I'm still unemployed by then I'll probably skip this year and see where I am (literally) next year.

No job news today, but I expect at least some kind of screening call for something in the next couple days, and hope springs eternal for one of the previous interviews to have good news. I'll poke 'em all again in the morning!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM (aJQbY)

72 >>> 56
==
MoMe party dress: the first one I went to, BeBe, WDS, and one other lady left just before dinner and came back dressed to the nines. They were a hit.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 10:20 PM (vTZFs)

You *can't* wear your machine gub clothes to the party, you have to wear your *party* clothes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM (+fdRY)

73 Brezhnev eyebrows do a much better job at debris interception than mere eyelashes could ever hope to accomplish. That look should be cultivated. We Leutonians all think so.

Posted by: Linz Minyuk at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)

74 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM (sAmhv)

75 How the hell did I end up on both lists of shame? Too many socks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)

76 You are welcome to contribute more. Show my other employees what a real work ethic is!
Posted by: Doof


Wait. Doof has not just lackeys, but flunkies too?

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

77 I would call the hot little cocktail dress appropriate for all occasions.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 10:28 PM (syz1S)

78
Ah, there's good news! Dallas lost on a walk-off field goal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:28 PM (eRlcH)

79 70 Cooties is the main reason. And I don’t do nearly enough to earn a collab credit.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

You are welcome to contribute more. Show my other employees what a real work ethic is!
Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM

Do they have cooties, too?

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

80 Thanks for the ONT! It's been a long time since I heard that mystery click. I sure used to like the Smiths
Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2026 10:21 PM (m8Qhu)


Their stuff was surprisingly catchy even though Morrisey's lyrics are so morbid and miserable.

Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)

81 I used to have relatives living in Lee's Summit...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)


Ha! So did I!

We must be cousins!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 27, 2026 10:30 PM (OlzlW)

82
*splutters*

How did I end up on the LoS? I must be highly cited.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:30 PM (eRlcH)

83 Brezhnev eyebrows do a much better job at debris interception than mere eyelashes could ever hope to accomplish. That look should be cultivated. We Leutonians all think so.
Posted by: Linz Minyuk at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)

Preens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 10:30 PM (peOdB)

84 Speaking of cooties, I have to teach at 6a for the first time since The Big Flu of 2026. I should go to bed as I am still not 100% and my voice remains questionable.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

85 What looks completely asinine is trying to fit boot-cut jeans over top of the boots. If you want to do that, then wear lace up boots.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

Lace up cowboy boots... I'm not familiar with those, but I'm sure they look totally masculine.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 10:31 PM (syz1S)

86 75 How the hell did I end up on both lists of shame? Too many socks...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)

Just put them in the laundry, a few of them are bound to disappear.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2026 10:31 PM (7L19I)

87 You are welcome to contribute more. Show my other employees what a real work ethic is!
Posted by: Doof

Wait. Doof has not just lackeys, but flunkies too?


Pffffft. To say nothing of the lickspittles and rumpswabbers.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)

88 Men are being stupid if this is true & they cut their eyelashes. Nose hair, ok (altho NO PLUCKING unless you want a sinus abcess to the brain, which would be a Darwin way to die).

Long & thick eyelashes are good DNA. I know because I have them & my DIL and I have passed them onto my grands (who are gorgeous & I am not the only biased person who thinks so).

I didn't weirdly seek long eyelashes in my handsome dude (his are ok). I looked at his eyes, & the lashes were not important, altho his kindness was.

The one guy I briefly loved before my dude had them to spare. Our kids they would have have some majorly thick, long and black eyelashes. Of this I am certain. Gorgeous man & we would have crashed & burned I think based on the little time we had together.

I settled for the smoldering and weird courtship instead.

This seems too retarded to contemplate of a guy doing this. I knew of girls in college who tried it to make them thicker. Didn't work.

I will be at the MoMe in spirit and wish I could go. Altho from the heat/sun aspect I'd be wearing a gigantic straw hat (I have many) and a cotton maxi skirt as I hate jeans. Find me in the shade with a gin and tonic. Cheers!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 27, 2026 10:31 PM (hzuYO)

89 77 I would call the hot little cocktail dress appropriate for all occasions.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 10:28 PM (syz1S)

Until some brass went down the cleavage...
Then again, you might enjoy the dance and strip portion of the show...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

90 I'll poke 'em all again in the morning!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!)

This kind of thing can get you in deep trouble!

Posted by: On the Registry at September 27, 2026 10:32 PM (Fn+3X)

91 My wife won't let me own Mark Twain eyebrows...
much to my regret.

Posted by: MkY at September 27, 2026 10:32 PM (q6tQZ)

92 Ah, there's good news! Dallas lost on a walk-off field goal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:28 PM (eRlcH)


I don't get too spun up on the NFL anymore but that was quite an exciting ending and a needed win for the Ravens.

Posted by: Doof at September 27, 2026 10:32 PM (QMAsf)

93
Wait. Doof has not just lackeys, but flunkies too?

Pffffft. To say nothing of the lickspittles and rumpswabbers.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)

___________

Plus sycophants, equerries and courtiers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:32 PM (eRlcH)

94 I am not responsible for what happens after dark. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)


Narrator: Nobody is.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 27, 2026 10:33 PM (OlzlW)

95 Heh. Frigging Xplorenet is still sending me "planned maintenance notices", even though they decommissioned my tower on Tuesday. Dumfucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 10:33 PM (peOdB)

96 My boss (otherwise fully grey) has beautiful long auburn eyelashes, to go with enormous blue eyes.

Nope, not gonna bring it up.

Nope.

Posted by: Steck at September 27, 2026 10:34 PM (LlRQB)

97 Wait. Doof has not just lackeys, but flunkies too?

Pffffft. To say nothing of the lickspittles and rumpswabbers.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)

___________

Plus sycophants, equerries and courtiers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:32 PM



Everyone needs a trusty henchman.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 10:34 PM (4NO2D)

98 Night everyone, see you tomorrow!

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

99 I've had werewolf brows and ears since at least my twenties. No comment on how long *that* has been. I did get my midbrow waxed once upon a time and at least they've stayed separated since...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 27, 2026 10:35 PM (aJQbY)

100 >>Everyone needs a trusty henchman.

Only if they have great eyelashes.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 10:36 PM (viF8m)

101 The Pittsburgh Pirates finished above .500. 82-80 and finished 3rd in the NL Central. The ticket tape parade will be this Saturday in Beaver Falls, PA. Crowds expected to be in the 10's. It is football season after all. Pirates fans checked out from the season in Aug.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 27, 2026 10:36 PM (sAmhv)

102 81 I used to have relatives living in Lee's Summit...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)

Ha! So did I!

We must be cousins!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 27, 2026 10:30 PM (OlzlW)

The bulk of them left...Arkansas, I think.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 10:37 PM (l3cgK)

103 ...and Methodists.

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at September 27, 2026 10:37 PM (2Ez/1)

104 Gates warns AI could trigger 'a billion deaths' as Trump races full speed ahead

I neid moar gubment

pour favoures

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 27, 2026 10:37 PM (/+uur)

105 To kick off the Texas MoMe...

Wayne Hancock
Going back to Texas
https://youtu.be/L1R3qWkX9EQ

If you don't know Wayne the short version is he's a Texas Honky Tonk and Western Swing master. These days he spends most of the year traveling in a white Econoline van with a couple sidemen playing gigs all over the country. Go see him if you get a chance.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 10:37 PM (VyD10)

106 Guys at the MoMee should have a Hawaiian shirt to wear as a nod to our late friend, Jim Sunk New Dawn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
This is never a bad idea.
Posted by: Doof
***********
And it is not limited to just the guys....

Posted by: The Grateful at September 27, 2026 10:38 PM (XfIK1)

107 oh dear, the Warfronts baldy has discovered the Orion Pulse Engine
youtu.be/JGo4CKHlYTc

Posted by: boom. boom. boom. at September 27, 2026 10:38 PM (88C+u)

108 Gates warns AI could trigger 'a billion deaths' as Trump races full speed ahead

I neid moar gubment

pour favoures
Posted by: r hennigantx

I need less Bill Gates.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 10:39 PM (VyD10)

109 25 Since I turned 29, now and then I find I do have to trim a wild, stray eyebrow hair. (And thank heaven I live in an age where the nose- and ear-hair trimmer exists.)
Posted by: mindful webworker -
---

Ordered one from the back pages of Mechanics Illustrated.
It was a metal tube with spiked edges on the business end and
a knurled knob opposite. Better than cutting the inside of your
nose with scissors.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 10:39 PM (6T7Go)

110 Gates warns AI could trigger 'a billion deaths' as Trump races full speed ahead

Isn't that what he's been saying the planet needed?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 10:40 PM (vTZFs)

111 73 Brezhnev eyebrows do a much better job at debris interception than mere eyelashes could ever hope to accomplish. That look should be cultivated. We Leutonians all think so.
Posted by: Linz Minyuk at September 27, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)

The well embrowed will out compete the nudiebrows eventually.

Posted by: Some Old School Mentat or other at September 27, 2026 10:41 PM (r7+Q7)

112 I cut out baseball when the Astros switched to the AL.

My father was a huge baseball guy and loved his Cardinals and even he ditched baseball the last five or so years of his life. That to me said it all.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 10:41 PM (ezlON)

113 If there are snakes at the MoMe you'd also find me screaming and running with a trail of dust behind me.

I'd need to arrive in a sedan chair if there are snakes. Or have someone near me with an excellent aim or who would not mind stomping them to death while I scream and run. My brother killed snakes but he's in heaven now.

Otherwise I will be in the shade admiring everyone and trying to explain to my confused husband why I am there and who Morons are.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 27, 2026 10:41 PM (hzuYO)

114 how bout them seahawks.

Posted by: grass monkey at September 27, 2026 10:41 PM (eP4XR)

115 Wait. Doof has not just lackeys, but flunkies too?
To say nothing of the lickspittles and rumpswabbers.
Plus sycophants, equerries and courtiers.
Everyone needs a trusty henchman.

In my honest set of opinions
I believe he has many minions.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sequentially at September 27, 2026 10:42 PM (xRCm7)

116 I need less Bill Gates.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 10:39 PM (VyD10)

Les Bill Gates did a CPM compiler in about 1985.
It ran in about 64k.
He was killed.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 27, 2026 10:42 PM (/+uur)

117 how bout them seahawks.
Posted by: grass monkey

They played like they were celebrating the Mariners season.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 10:42 PM (VyD10)

118 Isn't that what he's been saying the planet needed?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 10:40 PM (vTZFs)

it may be the wrong billion

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 27, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur)

119 114 how bout them seahawks.
Posted by: grass monkey at September 27, 2026 10:41 PM (eP4XR)

Sea Chickens

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 10:43 PM (ezlON)

120 If you don't know Wayne the short version is he's a Texas Honky Tonk and Western Swing master. These days he spends most of the year traveling in a white Econoline van with a couple sidemen playing gigs all over the country. Go see him if you get a chance.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 10:37 PM (VyD10)

Any relation to Butch Hancock of the Flatlanders?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 10:43 PM (peOdB)

121 Isn't that what he's been saying the planet needed?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 10:40 PM (vTZFs)

We have never been so green
We have never been so rich
We have never been so educated
Except for the Mohammedans

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 27, 2026 10:45 PM (/+uur)

122 In my honest set of opinions
I believe he has many minions.


Would you say he has myriad minions or merely a multiplicity of minions.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2026 10:45 PM (Riz8t)

123 108 Gates warns AI could trigger 'a billion deaths' as Trump races full speed ahead

I neid moar gubment

pour favoures
Posted by: r hennigantx

I need less Bill Gates.

----------

I thought Epstein's Wingman was busy plotting to block out the rays of the sun. Dude, stay in your wheelhouse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2026 10:45 PM (wpRMV)

124 If Hawaiian shirts were really Hawaiian, they would start at XXXXL. The natives there are huge. Including the womens.

Posted by: Hoveround Hal at September 27, 2026 10:46 PM (Fn+3X)

125 I believe he has many minions.


Would you say he has a plethora of minions.

Posted by: El Guapo at September 27, 2026 10:46 PM (4NO2D)

126 didn't jewels45 live in Lee Summit ?

Posted by: grass monkey at September 27, 2026 10:46 PM (eP4XR)

127 Would you say he has myriad minions or merely a multiplicity of minions.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2026 10:45 PM (Riz8t)

At the minimum, you need some myrmidons, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 10:47 PM (peOdB)

128 Wayne “The Train” Hancock it's not related to Butch Hancock of the Flatlanders.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 10:47 PM (VyD10)

129 Blind drivers is why they have Braille at bank drive-through windows.

Posted by: Feeling My Oats at September 27, 2026 10:48 PM (Fn+3X)

130 I need less Bill Gates.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions.
---

Know how he got turned out? President Bill Clinton. He was content being super rich, filling his pool with whores, raping the public with new issues of Microsnot stuff.

Then he told Bill, he was neutral and didn't make political contributions. That's when the DOJ started investigating Billy Gates. That's when he became politically active. That's when he decided that fucking IBM was so much fun he could fuck up all the corporations and continents too.
Weeeeeee.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 10:48 PM (6T7Go)

131 Lace up cowboy boots... I'm not familiar with those, but I'm sure they look totally masculine.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 10:31 PM (syz1S)


I was thinking of steel-toe Redwings, actually. No one cares how they look, but the keep your toes safe from random misses and chainsaws.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 10:49 PM (rbvCR)

132 At the minimum, you need some myrmidons, too.

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You need a powerful male presence to control the myrmidons.

Posted by: Elliot Page at September 27, 2026 10:49 PM (wpRMV)

133 >>If Hawaiian shirts were really Hawaiian, they would start at XXXXL. The natives there are huge. Including the womens.

Thanks IZ

https://tinyurl.com/mvym5sdr

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 10:50 PM (viF8m)

134
Doubt there were many dry eyes at Comerica when JV left the mound.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:50 PM (eRlcH)

135 Joe Walsh with The James Gang-excellent
Joe Walsh solo-good
Joe Walsh with The Iggles-meh

Posted by: Walk Away at September 27, 2026 10:50 PM (Fn+3X)

136 I never seem to make time in October for the TX MoMe but....I hope we aren't going to take a firm stance against hotties in party dresses.

Hot take, maybe. I welcome the hate mail.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 10:50 PM (s1VwS)

137 Would you say he has myriad minions or merely a multiplicity of minions.
Posted by: Archimedes


I would guess millions if not brazillions of minions.
👁️👁️

Posted by: mindful webworker - phenomenally at September 27, 2026 10:51 PM (xRCm7)

138 Material Issue was a truly great band, but either a little too early or a little too late to get as big as they deserved to be

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 27, 2026 10:51 PM (3/XaG)

139 With all the things that women do to enhance their eyelashes, I was once told by a woman she was jealous of mine because they looked perfect. It was weird, but cool.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 27, 2026 10:53 PM (giy4v)

140 The WNBA needs a most valuable eyelashes award.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 10:54 PM (VyD10)

141 As an aside to Verlander's last game....in a coincidence, it was, also, the plate umpire's last game. Laz Diaz was the umpire...and he, also, had a memorable night because every pitch call challenge that both teams used to get a strike or a ball overturned came back as Umpire Diaz being correct.

He was smiling behind his mask on their last attempt so much so that the cameras could see it...because he knew he was right. Then with both teams out of challenges he gave Verlander a solid by calling a high outside ball a strike (and the smile never waivered).

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske)

142 131 Lace up cowboy boots... I'm not familiar with those, but I'm sure they look totally masculine.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
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Tassels, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 10:56 PM (6T7Go)

143 [Looks at cards]

[Places hand face-down on the table.]

I fold.♠️


This hyar is a ette.
https://youtu.be/7Q1DCYLRH-k

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ace and eight and a pear o dice at September 27, 2026 10:57 PM (xRCm7)

144 If that lady standing next to the big red X show up at the MoMe, you can always send her in my direction.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at September 27, 2026 10:57 PM (Dtb9T)

145 49 Eyelashes suck. They're supposed to keep crap out of your eyes, but the only thing I ever get stuck in my eyes are eyelashes.

Yep. These and dog hair...😏

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2026 10:57 PM (jCKWs)

146
Lee's Summit dude shows why politics is hopeless at every level. Royally blackpilled tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 27, 2026 10:58 PM (mmrXZ)

147 Anybody know if the two inch long lashes black ladies glue on are really made from hair or are they some synthetic creation?

Posted by: Blinker Fluid Sales And Service at September 27, 2026 10:59 PM (Fn+3X)

148 Good evening morons y gracias Disco y Piper

Those street signs are here in SF not surprised there are underpants hanging in that neighborhood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)

149 I looked at the strange eyelash trimming & noted the guy had a little notch in his eyebrow. I think this is either gay or cartel.

My granddaughter told me today she fell off the jungle gym at school onto her back on Friday. Stood up then fainted for a few minutes (thought she was asleep at home).

She's five & has always been very articulate. A teacher scooped her up & ran to the office & son picked her up.

I want to kill him as he dismisses stuff & did not take her to the ED as he thinks he's an AI Doctor now. She's had one concussion already & he dismissed this one! I didn't know til today.

She seems fine. HOWEVER, she described her hands/arms coming to her chest before she stood up & I silently freaked out (she was coloring at the kitchen table and that's when we talk a lot). My God.

THIS is why I pray for them every night.

Football players do this with head/neck injuries. Fencing reflex. Plus the scooping up by her teacher & passing out almost makes me want to pass out.

I should have been an art history major & ignorant of reflexes & this crap. I did send an email to our son explaining what she said without me asking her. Complete with a football injury scene.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 27, 2026 10:59 PM (hzuYO)

150 Laz Diaz

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske)


He is one of the worst umps in the MLB, and has been for many years.

I am glad he is gone!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 10:59 PM (k5CNB)

151
The only time I would think of my eyelashes is if something is wrong with them. I'm getting dry eyes, and some other annoyances, and eyelash problems, like growing inward, rather than outward may be setting in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 11:02 PM (w6EFb)

152 Bizarre Beauty Trend Sees Men Trimming Their Eyelashes to Look More Masculine

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Be aware of this also.

BBC: Bare Nails Trend Perpetuates White Supremacist Standards of Beauty

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Better paint unicorns, butterflies, or rainbows on your nails.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 10:14 PM (ndZc7)

Better yet, get a pint of exterior paint, to reduce costs. I hear pumpkin is a good choice this time of year.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2026 11:02 PM (qx7Zg)

153 If that lady standing next to the big red X show up at the MoMe, you can always send her in my direction.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at September 27, 2026 10:57 PM (Dtb9T)


I would like to check her for ticks.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)

154
Starship's first orbital test flight, Flight 14, is on schedule for around 8:15 AM EDT tomorrow morning. They are also going to attempt to deploy some operational Starkinks with it, and thus this will be the first real payload for it.

If all goes well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 11:04 PM (w6EFb)

155 Anybody know if the two inch long lashes black ladies glue on are really made from hair or are they some synthetic creation?
Posted by: Blinker Fluid Sales And Service at September 27, 2026 10:59 PM (Fn+3X)

They should be made with peacock feathers. If you're going to be obnoxious, go all out!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

156 Las Diaz > Angel Hernandez

Posted by: Free tibet at September 27, 2026 11:05 PM (9ijJU)

157 If that lady standing next to the big red X show up at the MoMe, you can always send her in my direction.
Posted by: Pod Hamp

I would like to check her for ticks.
Posted by: Diogenes


I think Piper got the look on her face perfect. She is so disappointed in us Morons for not telling her what the dress code was.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 11:06 PM (VHUov)

158 Hi folks, hope you're all having a great Sunday Night-Monday Morning transmission.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 27, 2026 11:06 PM (CHHv1)

159 Las Diaz > Angel Hernandez > Electronic strike zone

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 11:07 PM (viF8m)

160 Know how he got turned out? President Bill Clinton. He was content being super rich, filling his pool with whores, raping the public with new issues of Microsnot stuff.

Then he told Bill, he was neutral and didn't make political contributions. That's when the DOJ started investigating Billy Gates. That's when he became politically active. That's when he decided that fucking IBM was so much fun he could fuck up all the corporations and continents too.
Weeeeeee.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 10:48 PM (6T7Go)

I think you are onto something.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 11:07 PM (ezlON)

161 I wonder about the cumulative effects of catchers getting whacked with foul tips hit straight back hitting them in the mask. Never seem to get knocked out, but quite often seem to have their bell rung, taking a minute to recover. Doing it for a career, these shots add up. Yogi Berra lived to over 90 and I think he still had his marbles until the end, though.

Posted by: Dain Bramage at September 27, 2026 11:08 PM (Fn+3X)

162
I would like to check her for ticks.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
******
Seed ticks are especially hard to find, so look at every square inch.

Are their chiggers AND fire ants in Texas? Misery.

Three things, with snakes and hurricanes, I don't miss out West at a higher altitude.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 27, 2026 11:09 PM (hzuYO)

163 160 Know how he got turned out? President Bill Clinton. He was content being super rich, filling his pool with whores, raping the public with new issues of Microsnot stuff.

Then he told Bill, he was neutral and didn't make political contributions. That's when the DOJ started investigating Billy Gates. That's when he became politically active. That's when he decided that fucking IBM was so much fun he could fuck up all the corporations and continents too.
Weeeeeee.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 10:48 PM (6T7Go)

I think you are onto something.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 11:07 PM (ezlON)

Yeah, that's why Microsoft hired so many lobbyists...they learned the hard way when you don't have any or enough...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 11:11 PM (l3cgK)

164 iirc s.o.c. for l.o.c. due to blunt force trauma must include x-ray to rule out hematoma or other latent injury. But no one listens to me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 11:11 PM (RIvkX)

165 I just saw a picture of a Fisher Price phone; the one you could drag around. Brought back memories.

I guess it was my first eye phone. It expected to be dragged everywhere.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)

166 Home plate umpire at the final regular season Bananas vs. Tailgaters game this afternoon collapsed after one or two pitches in the first inning and had to leave the game. He later posted on Facebook that it was sudden back spasms that locked him up and that he was OK.

Posted by: Glad He Was OK at September 27, 2026 11:14 PM (Fn+3X)

167 Evening all,

We have a Starship launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Starship - Starship Flight 14
Pad 2 - Starbase, TX - The Launch Pad
Launch Date: September 28, 2026
Launch Time: 7:15 a.m. CDT (1215 UTC, 14:15 CEST)

https://youtu.be/tW5RDUvCLnQ

Posted by: Joyenz at September 27, 2026 11:14 PM (2F0/Y)

168 Know how he got turned out? President Bill Clinton. He was content being super rich, filling his pool with whores, raping the public with new issues of Microsnot stuff.

Then he told Bill, he was neutral and didn't make political contributions. That's when the DOJ started investigating Billy Gates. That's when he became politically active. That's when he decided that fucking IBM was so much fun he could fuck up all the corporations and continents too.
Weeeeeee.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 10:48 PM (6T7Go)

I would like to see a declaration from Donald Trump that any person or organization that uses aircraft or spacecraft in an effort to alter Earth's climate is engaging in an act of piracy, and will be shot down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:15 PM (peOdB)

169 iirc s.o.c. for l.o.c. due to blunt force trauma must include x-ray to rule out hematoma or other latent injury. But no one listens to me. Posted by: San Franpsycho

I was always told for head injuries you shake the head to see if sounds like it's loose.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 11:15 PM (VyD10)

170 I liked the Fisher-Price phone, and everyone had the School Bus, but the one that was more rare and cool was the Happy Houseboat.

Posted by: Second Childhood at September 27, 2026 11:16 PM (Fn+3X)

171 The city council and school board pictures kill me. Lees Summit, population about 100k. They spent almost a million bucks for those stupid cameras, but you can bet they spent twice that for that fancy meeting room.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 11:18 PM (2WIwB)

172 BBC: Bare Nails Trend Perpetuates White Supremacist Standards of Beauty.

Wait there is a bare nails trend somewhere? That would mean I'm doing something trendy.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2026 11:18 PM (PV+Zw)

173 161 I wonder about the cumulative effects of catchers getting whacked with foul tips hit straight back hitting them in the mask. Never seem to get knocked out, but quite often seem to have their bell rung, taking a minute to recover. Doing it for a career, these shots add up. Yogi Berra lived to over 90 and I think he still had his marbles until the end, though.
Posted by: Dain Bramage

Yogi didn't call catcher's equipment the "tools of ignorance" for nothing.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 27, 2026 11:18 PM (giy4v)

174 >>I wonder about the cumulative effects of catchers getting whacked with foul tips hit straight back hitting them in the mask. Never seem to get knocked out, but quite often seem to have their bell rung, taking a minute to recover. Doing it for a career, these shots add up. Yogi Berra lived to over 90 and I think he still had his marbles until the end, though.

I caught from the moment I was eligible to play little league through every league I was able to play to college. Took a lot of foul balls to head. Still have a couple marbles.

I detest the idea of an electronic strike zone to make the game "better".

Baseball was never supposed to be a video game. That's why there are things like the Green Monster. Stop trying to make baseball trim its eyelashes. It was fine before the designated hitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 11:19 PM (viF8m)

175 165 iirc s.o.c. for l.o.c. due to blunt force trauma must include x-ray to rule out hematoma or other latent injury. But no one listens to me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 11:11 PM (RIvkX)

**********
He's listened to me twice for major stuff (and now doesn't call because son is an expert in all things...he's a systems engineer with no medical background).

She fell at 2yrs and whacked the back of her head, hard. Did not lose consciousness. He called on the road to the children's hospital and she puked and I said go to the nearest ED now. He did. She had a small fracture in the back of her skull but was ok. This grandmother thing is going to kill me first.

Last summer grandson, in the midst of others having noro virus, had RLQ abdominal pain and could barely walk. Son called and I told him no urgent care. ED at the new children's hospital near us. I told him of 3 blood markers and he may need a sonogram or CT. Grandson called an hour later (he's 8yrs old) that he was going to surgery. Scope appendectomy and he was home 3hrs post op for me to try to get in some post op teaching to him and parents.

Son had better stop messing with this head injury deal with them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 27, 2026 11:20 PM (hzuYO)

176 I was always told for head injuries you shake the head to see if sounds like it's loose.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 27, 2026 11:15 PM (VyD10)
======

Only in Gun-Free School Zones

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 11:20 PM (RIvkX)

177 Wonder if Verlander's daughter will get her Mom's figure. It will give Bulg something to look forward to in his dotage.

Posted by: He's A Boob Fan, IIRC at September 27, 2026 11:21 PM (Fn+3X)

178 172 The city council and school board pictures kill me. Lees Summit, population about 100k. They spent almost a million bucks for those stupid cameras, but you can bet they spent twice that for that fancy meeting room.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 11:18 PM (2WIwB)

Federal Court built in a low-population county in Kalifornia...they used imported Italian marble in its construction...the marble even had fossil shells in it.
No money wasted, Right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 11:22 PM (l3cgK)

179 173 BBC: Bare Nails Trend Perpetuates White Supremacist Standards of Beauty.

Wait there is a bare nails trend somewhere? That would mean I'm doing something trendy.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2026 11:18 PM (PV+Zw)

It's called going natural...everything else is not natural.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 11:23 PM (l3cgK)

180 Bare nails is a trend? Really? I just figured it was low-cost low-maintenance....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 27, 2026 11:24 PM (aJQbY)

181 Verlander finished with 3,560 strikeouts, 14 behind Don Sutton, #8 all time.

Posted by: Yer Out! at September 27, 2026 11:24 PM (Fn+3X)

182 I am done with my dinner plate. Cat, who was patiently waiting, now ambles over to graze on it. Could not grill my pork shoulder blade steak. Tried to light grill, no dice. I heard a click as I turned on the propane at the tank. Could be a major leak caused the propane regulator to shut off? Or the tank is empty?

Seared the steak in the skillet instead. It was yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:25 PM (peOdB)

183 Love the fashion segment tonight! This is what I wear, most days. (Um, *not* the short, sparkly cocktail dress!) Usually sneakers instead of boots, because not a bare-land ranch here. There's enough grass/weed cover to keep mud down, LOL.

Steel toed boots for certain jobs, for sure.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:25 PM (rdVOm)

184 Evenin’, All.

Who’s the hottie in the forbidden female wear? The figure-hugging dress? Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulg at September 27, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)

185 Bare nails, FTW! I mean, who has time to fiddle around with nail polish...

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:26 PM (rdVOm)

186 Woman arrested after posing as a Costco sample lady and handing out free shots of tequila "to celebrate the weekend." Photo at link...

https://youtu.be/7BqS-shNH7E?t=510

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2026 11:27 PM (qx7Zg)

187 Who’s the hottie in the forbidden female wear? The figure-hugging dress? Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg at September 27, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)

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Hey, that's my mom!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2026 11:28 PM (wpRMV)

188 Woah, chick dressed like that got a red X next to her??? Lets not get hasty here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2026 11:29 PM (S41Gd)

189 189 Who’s the hottie in the forbidden female wear? The figure-hugging dress? Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg at September 27, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)

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Hey, that's my mom!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2026 11:28 PM (wpRMV)

Old and Busted: Stacey's Mom
New Hotness: Cicero's Mom

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2026 11:30 PM (mP0Kj)

190 Who’s the hottie in the forbidden female wear? The figure-hugging dress? Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg


I think her name is something like Grok Jeepiti.

Posted by: mikeskAI at September 27, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov)

191 He is one of the worst umps in the MLB, and has been for many years.

I am glad he is gone!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 10:59 PM (k5CNB)

_______________________

Diaz was a piker.

Posted by: Angel Hernandez at September 27, 2026 11:30 PM (dIske)

192 The painted nail designs are cute, I just don't make time for them, and would never manage to keep them nice. The BBC is being bigoted to imply that non white gals almost always have painted fingernails. I thought was only Vietnamese

Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2026 11:30 PM (PV+Zw)

193 Woman arrested after posing as a Costco sample lady and handing out free shots of tequila "to celebrate the weekend." Photo at link...

https://youtu.be/7BqS-shNH7E?t=510
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2026 11:27 PM (qx7Zg)

She could feed me tequila all night long...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:31 PM (peOdB)

194 Ok, I'll bite. How are bare nails "white supremacist"?

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 27, 2026 11:32 PM (OlzlW)

195 I wore heels (only 3" but still...) to an outdoor wedding once. Mistake! The yard had been watered that morning, and my heels kept sinking in. Oh well. At least I can feel good about aerating their lawn!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

196 Mrs. F. just gave me my weekly allowance. She took the money right out of my own wallet. How is that fair? How long has this been going on?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)

197 Stop trying to make baseball trim its eyelashes. It was fine before the designated hitter.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Boooooooooooog Powell

Only baseball player that caused me to stop flipping channels.
Going through the stations a massive Booo caused the pause.
I had watch, had to see what was causing the uproar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 11:34 PM (6T7Go)

198 The painted nail designs are cute, I just don't make time for them, and would never manage to keep them nice. The BBC is being bigoted to imply that non white gals almost always have painted fingernails. I thought was only Vietnamese
Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2026 11:30 PM (PV+Zw)

It would be real easy to make a computer-driven nail painter, using ink-jet technology.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:34 PM (peOdB)

199 >>Don't think we'll see another pitcher get there.

>>Out after 5 innings.

The designator hitter rule started in 1973.

Records that were set under one set of rules are not easily broken when the rules change. Because how the game is played changes.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 11:34 PM (viF8m)

200 How are bare nails "white supremacist"?
Posted by: Emmie

Because they're not *colored*? 🤷‍♀️

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:34 PM (rdVOm)

201 I have normal nails. Rarely paint them. Could grow them to spikes but I hate getting stuff under them and as a nurse it was a no go.

Have not ever needed much make up and mascara is my big deal. Always. The most expensive make up I wear and it's worth it...even in my grandmother years.

I know this may sound weird to others but I've had ONE mani/pedi in my entire life. Before son's wedding. I HATED the Korean woman messing with my toes. Gave me the heebie geebies. I spend that money on my highlights instead.

I see the nail art and wonder how much $ and who has time for that. Plus how do you go to the toilet is another wonder.

I need to go to bed and stop seeing my beautiful granddaughter injured or dead in my subconscious. There was some sort of rubber cover under the jungle gym.

And, yeah, I fell off a lot of things, flew off a merry go round and got gravel in one knee. But I never passed out with a concussion (I had at least one with a shiner in basketball).

She is fearless and I want to keep her that way. Took them to a park today and she remains fearless and I sent photos to son who thinks I am neurotic to prove I didn't stop her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 27, 2026 11:35 PM (hzuYO)

202 I wore heels (only 3" but still...) to an outdoor wedding once. Mistake! The yard had been watered that morning, and my heels kept sinking in. Oh well. At least I can feel good about aerating their lawn!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

If you were stacy abrams you might have struck oil.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2026 11:35 PM (S41Gd)

203 Heh. Kitty cleaned all the sauce off the plate, and also some meat remnants off the pork bone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:36 PM (peOdB)

204 Bizarre Beauty Trend Sees Men Trimming Their Eyelashes to Look More Masculine

They're probably just tired of having women come up to them and say "OMG your eyelashes are gorgeous, I wish mine were like that."

*reads article*

Of course it's the looksmaxxers

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2026 11:38 PM (C0Nlv)

205 Hi Everybody....

Maybe I'll drag the camper over to a MoMe someday.

Not this year.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:38 PM (QGaXH)

206 If you were stacy abrams you might have struck oil.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

LOL! Glad I'm not that fat! But... striking oil... hmm.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:38 PM (rdVOm)

207 If you were stacy abrams you might have struck oil.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2026 11:35 PM (S41Gd)

Hah! In southern Alberta, some of the gas-bearing formations, like the Milk River, can be very shallow, indeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:39 PM (peOdB)

208 Yogi had an ungainly looking physique, but was actually quick as a cat on bunts and such and also threw out nearly 50% of base stealers. Also was a good hockey player and hockey fan. When he was on the Yankees in the late 40s, a newspaper picture of him playing hockey back in St. Louis in the off-season made it back to Yankees management and he was warned sternly not to ever do that while they employed him.
He was in the Navy during WWII, and was awarded a Purple Heart for his actions on D-Dy supporting the invasion.

Posted by: One of the All-Time Greats at September 27, 2026 11:39 PM (Fn+3X)

209 187 Bare nails, FTW! I mean, who has time to fiddle around with nail polish...

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:26 PM (rdVOm)

Reminds me of the joke where the Polish guy went to the police and told them his wife was trying to kill him. The police asked how he knew, and he replied, "I found Polish Remover on her nightstand."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 11:39 PM (l3cgK)

210 I don't know how the BBC decided bare nails were racist Emmie, I was belatedly riffing off comment 31. "Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 10:14 PM (ndZc7)"

Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2026 11:39 PM (PV+Zw)

211 I wore heels (only 3" but still...) to an outdoor wedding once. Mistake! The yard had been watered that morning, and my heels kept sinking in. Oh well. At least I can feel good about aerating their lawn!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

If you were stacy abrams you might have struck oil.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2026 11:35 PM (S41Gd)
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Let that sink in, wildcats.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2026 11:41 PM (7KUhQ)

212 I hate the shit that some chicks do to their fingernails.

Posted by: Bulg at September 27, 2026 11:42 PM (77rzZ)

213 There was this one guy at work, what had the most gorgeous eyes and full, long eyelashes... *sigh*

Nice kid. I'm old enough to have been his mother. I'm not a cradle-robber.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:42 PM (rdVOm)

214 We stayed overnight in Lees Summit, Mo at Blue Springs Lake campground on our way to Hannibal.

Highly recommend. Wish we could have lingered for a day or two.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:43 PM (QGaXH)

215 I have booked a flight to DFW, and a rental car, and a room in Corsicana. Less than 3 weeks...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:43 PM (peOdB)

216 In 1963, Warren Spahn was 42 years old. He pitched vs. 25 year old Juan Marichal and both pitched shutouts through the 15th inning. Spahn threw 283 pitches, Marichal 248. The Giants squeaked out a run in the 16th to win.

Posted by: Never Happen Now at September 27, 2026 11:47 PM (Fn+3X)

217 Thanks for the link, AP. Western Swing is just my thing.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 27, 2026 11:47 PM (T5g+F)

218 219 I have booked a flight to DFW, and a rental car, and a room in Corsicana. Less than 3 weeks...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:43 PM (peOdB)

You're not driving a Studebaker that you built yourself from spare parts that you had lying around....??

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:47 PM (QGaXH)

219 " I heard a click as I turned on the propane at the tank. Could be a major leak caused the propane regulator to shut off? Or the tank is empty?"

Did you spin the handle on the propane valve to full-open? You might have tripped the automatic overflow protection that prevents the tank from dumping its contents into the open air.

Try disconnecting the bottle, which resets the pressure, reconnecting, and then barely cracking the valve.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 11:50 PM (t/Q8n)

220 I have booked a flight to DFW, and a rental car, and a room in Corsicana. Less than 3 weeks...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Much less *adventuresome* than last year, iirc. Good on ya!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:50 PM (rdVOm)

221 You're not driving a Studebaker that you built yourself from spare parts that you had lying around....??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:47 PM (QGaXH)

If I had more time, I would drive my mutt Avanti to Corsicana. But total up the gas, and 3 nights in motels both going there, and coming back, the air fare winds up being the better deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:51 PM (peOdB)

222 >>He was in the Navy during WWII, and was awarded a Purple Heart for his actions on D-Dy supporting the invasion.

Stationed for part of his duty in Newport, RI and played ball in what is still the oldest wooden baseball park in the country, Cardines Field. And he wasn't the only one.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 11:51 PM (viF8m)

223 Thanks, all, for entertaining me this evening. It's a school night for me so I'm hitting the sack.

As Tammy likes to say, sleep sweet!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 27, 2026 11:51 PM (OlzlW)

224 DH: Is Collingsworth a twat or a dick?

Me: Both. That way he can fuck himself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 11:52 PM (8Tawa)

225 Did you spin the handle on the propane valve to full-open? You might have tripped the automatic overflow protection that prevents the tank from dumping its contents into the open air.

Try disconnecting the bottle, which resets the pressure, reconnecting, and then barely cracking the valve.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 11:50 PM (t/Q8n)



I think that is exactly what happened. Will check it tomorrow when I have daylight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:53 PM (peOdB)

226 Found a bit about the BBC thing at twichy. I am not trendy after all. That would require me buffing or having my nails buffed to make them shiny but just not having nail polish applied. A school years PaleRider used to paint her nails sometimes, but never got good at it.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2026 11:54 PM (PV+Zw)

227 Phil Rizzuto was also in the Navy at that time, I'm sure he played there, Jack.

Posted by: The Scooter HOF at September 27, 2026 11:55 PM (Fn+3X)

228 Not nearly enough boob talk on this thread.

Posted by: Bulg at September 27, 2026 11:55 PM (77rzZ)

229 225 You're not driving a Studebaker that you built yourself from spare parts that you had lying around....??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:47 PM (QGaXH)

If I had more time, I would drive my mutt Avanti to Corsicana. But total up the gas, and 3 nights in motels both going there, and coming back, the air fare winds up being the better deal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:51 PM (peOdB)

but isn't getting there half the fun?

Just messin' with ya....maybe one day I'll have the pleasure of meeting you for real at a MoMe.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:55 PM (QGaXH)

230 >>Phil Rizzuto was also in the Navy at that time, I'm sure he played there, Jack.

He did.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 11:57 PM (viF8m)

231 Just messin' with ya....maybe one day I'll have the pleasure of meeting you for real at a MoMe.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:55 PM (QGaXH)

T'is a pleasure, indeed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 11:58 PM (8Tawa)

232 232 Not nearly enough boob talk on this thread.
Posted by: Bulg at September 27, 2026 11:55 PM (77rzZ)

But enough about Biden and Obama.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 11:58 PM (8Tawa)

233 >>Did you spin the handle on the propane valve to full-open? You might have tripped the automatic overflow protection that prevents the tank from dumping its contents into the open air.

I have one stubborn propane bottle, that no matter how slowly or partially I open the valve-- it trips the overflow. Think I'll hook it back up to the grill & use it for some pleasant evening heat (rather than cooking) until it's empty, and then exchange it.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 11:59 PM (rdVOm)

234 Spahn and Sain and pray for rain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 12:00 AM (8Tawa)

235 The Bananas home ballpark, Grayson Stadium, turned 100 this year. Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, other old-timey greats played exhibitions there. The Bananas poured a lot of $ into that place, increasing the capacity in the last couple years. I've seen three Bananas games there.

Posted by: Gone Coastal at September 28, 2026 12:00 AM (Fn+3X)

236 Just messin' with ya....maybe one day I'll have the pleasure of meeting you for real at a MoMe.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:55 PM (QGaXH)

Heck, come out to Apache Junction some time this coming Winter, I plan to to be there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:01 AM (peOdB)

237 242 Spahn and Sain and pray for rain.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 12:00 AM (8Tawa)

Tinkers to Evers to Chance.
Posted by: LTG at September 28, 2026 12:01 AM (BeyMP)

I was raised on baseball. It is wonderful, in every respect.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 12:04 AM (8Tawa)

238 241 Just messin' with ya....maybe one day I'll have the pleasure of meeting you for real at a MoMe.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 11:55 PM (QGaXH)

Heck, come out to Apache Junction some time this coming Winter, I plan to to be there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:01 AM (peOdB)

I very much regret not doing that when I was traveling back and forth to Gilbert for work a few years back.

I did go to a bar/restaurant you mentioned with dollar bills I think all over the walls?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

239 I saw Spahn pitch at Shea Stadium for the Mets in 1965, his very last year. He was alsothe pitching coach that year. I was 9, living in Brooklyn at he time.

Posted by: Bay Ridge Refugee Since 1966 at September 28, 2026 12:12 AM (Fn+3X)

240 >>I was raised on baseball. It is wonderful, in every respect.

People will come, Ray.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:12 AM (viF8m)

241 @nicksortor
President Trump hints that his big announcement tomorrow in the Oval Office is related to his meeting with ANTHROPIC And his meeting is tonight at 10pm.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 12:16 AM (6T7Go)

242 245 I saw Spahn pitch at Shea Stadium for the Mets in 1965, his very last year. He was alsothe pitching coach that year. I was 9, living in Brooklyn at he time.
Posted by: Bay Ridge Refugee Since 1966 at September 28, 2026 12:12 AM (Fn+3X)

We left Queens for Fla in 1965. I was 7.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:17 AM (QGaXH)

243 I did go to a bar/restaurant you mentioned with dollar bills I think all over the walls?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

Sounds like the saloon at Tortilla Flat. The dollar bill thing, I have seen at bars in diverse places like Sechelt, B.C., and Uranium City, Saskatchewan, too. Idea being, if you ever come back there, broke, and without the price of a drink, you have a dollar, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:18 AM (peOdB)

244 248 @nicksortor
President Trump hints that his big announcement tomorrow in the Oval Office is related to his meeting with ANTHROPIC And his meeting is tonight at 10pm.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 12:16 AM (6T7Go)

Absolutely amazed at that man's drive and stamina. Remember how the press gushed over lights being on late in the Clinton WH ? 'Late night policy discussions....'. Yeah right! More like late nite intern cigar hanky-panky.

Imagine how they'd gush Trump was a D? And black?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:23 AM (QGaXH)

245
Well, according to the Daily Mail, Madonna was on stage at some damned thing and was all confused and spaced-out. Drugs, or maybe dementia. Or both.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 12:23 AM (w6EFb)

246 250 I did go to a bar/restaurant you mentioned with dollar bills I think all over the walls?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

Sounds like the saloon at Tortilla Flat. The dollar bill thing, I have seen at bars in diverse places like Sechelt, B.C., and Uranium City, Saskatchewan, too. Idea being, if you ever come back there, broke, and without the price of a drink, you have a dollar, at least.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:18 AM (peOdB)

I looked at the map. Tortilla Flat was the place.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)

247 Imagine how they'd gush Trump was a D? And black?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

They *loved* The Donald! For decades!

...Until he put an "R" after his name...

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)

248 I looked at the map. Tortilla Flat was the place.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)

The road from AJ to Tortilla Flat is a wonder. Drove it in the convertible, top down of course, back in May. It was 95 degrees. My knees got sunburned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:27 AM (peOdB)

249 Nice clear, still night here in southern Alberta. I don't think it will get as cold as it did last night. All the crops are off the fields within sight of my place now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:29 AM (peOdB)

250 254 Imagine how they'd gush Trump was a D? And black?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

They *loved* The Donald! For decades!

...Until he put an "R" after his name...
Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)

There's a sit-com from the 90's - still on in reruns on cable, called 'Just Shoot Me'. Had David Spade as a personal assistant to a wealthy fashion magazine owner in NYC....

Anyway Donald Trump is frequently mentioned as a friend/ example/business rival....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:30 AM (QGaXH)

251 Anyway...I feel my work here is done. Tomorrow is another busy day of watching the grass grow...

Good Night all

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 28, 2026 12:32 AM (QGaXH)

252
Well, they confirmed the existence of something in our galaxy. It's dubbed IRAS 18293-0941, and is a "micro-blazar". That's a black hole in a tight orbit around a supergiant star, which is sucking in material off the star, and forming polar jets where particles get accelerated to ridiculous energies, making the LHC look puny in comparison.

One of those jets is pointed dead at us here. No danger, it's 12,000 ly away. But this is the first one of these things confimed in our galaxy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)

253 @FarmGirlCarrie

Clint Eastwood and his son, contrasted with Robert De Niro and his son…. Could this be why DeNiro is so angry?

https://tinyurl.com/5tsm4ebr

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 12:36 AM (6T7Go)

254 Still raining here Horde, but thus far my basement is dry. My family get together was cancelled due to the weather, better luck next year. I will welcome the warmth and sunshine in Texas.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2026 12:36 AM (ibDUx)

255 One of those jets is pointed dead at us here. No danger, it's 12,000 ly away. But this is the first one of these things confimed in our galaxy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)

Presumably, this jet is sweeping by us, right? It's not going to maintain that orientation forever. Something will precess, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:38 AM (peOdB)

256 Hi, Debby. Yay for dry basement!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)

257 >> It's not going to maintain that orientation forever. Something will precess, right?

Yes, over time. Everything is moving around the galaxy. The polar jets are very tight, but they do spread out, and I have no idea how wide it is, and thus how long we'll say in the beam width.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)

258 Tomorrow, you are going to start hearing about another caravan coming up from through Mexico of thousands of migrants heading for our southern border. Because they believe Democrats will win the midterms.

It doesn't matter how bad our representatives are now. Primaries are over. Go vote Republican because the left is fucking crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 12:43 AM (viF8m)

259 If I had more time, I would drive my mutt Avanti to Corsicana. But total up the gas, and 3 nights in motels both going there, and coming back, the air fare winds up being the better deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 11:51 PM (peOdB)

I'm probably screwed this year. Mrs B can't make it and I'm not into a solo drive. If I myself had more time I would go all kinds of "then came bronson" and meander my silly ass out on the touring bike, visit some friends along the way along a southern route where it's warmer. Maybe take 4 or 5 days to get out there and maybe figuring in a few extended stays along the way if it rains. Not doing rain on a bike. I would rather have a grenade colonoscopy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 12:43 AM (S41Gd)

260 One of those jets is pointed dead at us here. No danger, it's 12,000 ly away. But this is the first one of these things confimed in our galaxy.
Posted by: publius

Presumably, this jet is sweeping by us, right? It's not going to maintain that orientation forever. Something will precess, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


If not, what X-Men power are you going for? I think Kitty Pryde's intangibility would be fun.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2026 12:45 AM (VHUov)

261 If I myself had more time I would go all kinds of "then came bronson" and meander my silly ass out on the touring bike, visit some friends along the way along a southern route where it's warmer. Maybe take 4 or 5 days to get out there and maybe figuring in a few extended stays along the way if it rains. Not doing rain on a bike. I would rather have a grenade colonoscopy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 12:43 AM (S41Gd)

You could always fly out...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:49 AM (peOdB)

262 IRAS 18293-0941 needs some Alka Seltzer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 12:52 AM (6T7Go)

263
The power output of the black hole jet is only 1/2 million times the total power output of the sun.

So, you get 0.5M solar power concentrated in tight beams.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)

264 It doesn't matter how bad our representatives are now. Primaries are over. Go vote Republican because the left is fucking crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw
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I think it's some of the day walkers that have a kookie idea that we've got to lose in order to win.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 12:57 AM (6T7Go)

265 The power output of the black hole jet is only 1/2 million times the total power output of the sun.

So, you get 0.5M solar power concentrated in tight beams.
Posted by: publius


So, SPF 750K?

Do they even make house paint with lead in it anymore?

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2026 12:57 AM (VHUov)

266 The power output of the black hole jet is only 1/2 million times the total power output of the sun.

So, you get 0.5M solar power concentrated in tight beams.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)

So the jets emit from the poles of the black hole? Is that some sort of synchrotron radiation?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 12:59 AM (peOdB)

267
They've also discovered evidence that the Milky Way's central black hole likely turned on (spewing jets) in the recent past.

Surprisingly, one of those was just 200 years ago. This was just a little baby burp. But about 2.6 million years ago, it likely went into full AGN/quasar mode.

Erf would still be in no danger from this. Well, the black hole's spin axis is perpendicular to the galactic plane. Now, if something cause that jets to blast through the plane, and right in our direction, it would be a very different story. But that can't happen....by any known mechanism.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 01:02 AM (w6EFb)

268 I think it's some of the day walkers that have a kookie idea that we've got to lose in order to win.
Posted by: Braenyard

Can't bring myself to vote for any D. Their priorities are opposed to my own. Sure, I get frustrated over "our" party's laziness/inaction, but why mash the pedal to destruction?

During primary, I'll vote for the noobz when the incumbents are sh1tty. Best I can do.

For the general? Got to vote for the ones that *do support* my priorities-- and they're not ever Ds, for some reason...

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)

269 >> So the jets emit from the poles of the black hole? Is that some sort of synchrotron radiation?

It's a particle accelerator like you wouldn't believe, making the LHC look pitiful in terms of the energies it can accelerate particles to. Just call it "near the speed of light".

How it does this is a very complicated thing, and only recently really worked out. This is the full glory of Strong Field General Relativity coupled with EM fields, Maxwell Equations.

A rotating black hole does things to spacetime that is just obscene.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

270 Republicans will lose the House and Senate.

I heard the same thing from black pillers in 2016 when the inevitable Hillary was going to be president, heard the same thing in 2020 when anyone with an IQ over 5 said Biden won, heard the same in 2024 when Ron was the only way we could beat Biden, er Harris.

Stop listening to people who are always wrong.

Go vote. Take others. Or stop complaining.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:10 AM (viF8m)

271 @WarshipCam

Future USS Ted Stevens (DDG 12 Arleigh Burke-class Flight III guided missile destroyer coming into Whittier, Alaska - September 27, 2026 SRC: FB- Sean Timothy The U.S. Navy will commission the Stevens on October 3, 2026, in Whittier.
https://t.co/5AIdW5OpFb
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USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN 71) Nimitz-class aircraft carrier leaving San Diego on deployment - September 27, 2026 SRC: WarshipCam
https://t.co/cGZFnosUJj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 01:10 AM (6T7Go)

272 As noted earlier Bers, you and the Mrs. will be missed. This is the first year that I can go without arranging all sorts of care for my brother, that is why I am extending my trip a little bit to include a visit to Colorado.

JQ, how is you toe tonight?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2026 01:13 AM (ibDUx)

273 Do they even make house paint with lead in it anymore?

Posted by: mikeski
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Probably in India, they make DDT in India too.
If people hadn't been brain washed we'd have it here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 01:13 AM (6T7Go)

274 A rotating black hole does things to spacetime that is just obscene.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

I expect all black holes would rotate. For much the same reason that the water swirls in a toilet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 01:15 AM (peOdB)

275 >>Republicans will lose the House and Senate.

I don't believe that.

Just vote. Bring your friends, too.

Certainly, we'll lose if no one shows up. And that's what the leftists want. That's why they demoralize us whenever they can.

Don't let the b@st@rds get ya down!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

276 The stairs? Weight came down on toed under?
Did that playing vollyball, when I was a kid.
It took a year and a half to heal. Good luck.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 01:17 AM (6T7Go)

277 I trimmed my eyelashes once, when I was about 14, because I got fucking sick of every friend of my mom and every teacher and every other fucking middle-aged female I encountered thinking I was a girl and then after they were corrected saying "ooh but he has such pretty eyelashes!!"

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 28, 2026 01:19 AM (ECToT)

278 As noted earlier Bers, you and the Mrs. will be missed. This is the first year that I can go without arranging all sorts of care for my brother, that is why I am extending my trip a little bit to include a visit to Colorado.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2026 01:13 AM (ibDUx)

Well like I said. There's always the Christmas party.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 01:19 AM (S41Gd)

279
Now, how much power would the central black hole of the Milky Way spew if it turned on again in full quasar/AGN mode, which it likely did 2.5 million years ago.

Well, try about 150 billion time solar power output. In E = mc^2 terms, this is converting about 1 earth mass to "pure energy" as Mr. Spock would say every 2 hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

280 >> I expect all black holes would rotate

They all likely do. It's conservation of angular momentum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 01:21 AM (w6EFb)

281 >>There is no way anyone could ever imagine the Democrat party doing anything like this.

The Democrat Party is currently being taken over by communists.

When did you get here LTG?



Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:22 AM (viF8m)

282 Distrust
Disunity
Destruction
Democrat Communists at work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 01:25 AM (6T7Go)

283 Well, try about 150 billion time solar power output. In E = mc^2 terms, this is converting about 1 earth mass to "pure energy" as Mr. Spock would say every 2 hours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

Time to short flashlight stocks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 01:26 AM (peOdB)

284 The stairs? Weight came down on toed under?
Did that playing vollyball, when I was a kid.
It took a year and a half to heal. Good luck.
Posted by: Braenyard

Big toe is gaining flexibility & becoming less painful day by day. The purple is very very s l o w l y fading on it, but has intensified on middle 3 toes as of today. Pinky toe is the only one unaffected.

I think it helps that I used to "stand on my toes" as a joke (folding toes under, both feet, LOL)

Sometimes I'm such a klutz, though...

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 01:28 AM (rdVOm)

285 I forgot Distract.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 01:28 AM (6T7Go)

286 I think there will be a surprising level of support for republicans in November, most people have had enough of this democrat shit. None of our taxes would need to be raised, many could be greatly reduced or eliminated if democrats hadn't welcomed the scammers and grifters of the world to rip off the American taxpayer. They aided and abetted this grand larceny and we should remind them of that every day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2026 01:30 AM (ibDUx)

287 >>There could never be a Thune in the Democrat Party, an actual enemy agent working from the inside to undermine.

Abul el sayed

The Squad

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:30 AM (viF8m)

288 Well, sleep is overtaking me. Time for bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 01:32 AM (peOdB)

289 I'm sure it's been said but

Soak in warm water with Epson Salts
Some say then cold but I don't
Then wrap with an Ace type bandage

If you can, they make an inch and a half wrap,
Do each toe then the arch of the foot to the front.
It doesn't need to be tight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 01:33 AM (6T7Go)

290 'Night AOP.

Bers, I'll be there!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2026 01:35 AM (ibDUx)

291 youtu.be/ZAAKPJEq1Ew

I have no idea what will happen in November in regard to the mid-terms. Nobody else does either. Doomers are just mentally masturbating. I'll vote. It won't mean much in Soviet Virginia, but I'll vote.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 01:36 AM (sAmhv)

292 Thanks, Braenyard. I'm doing alright without any special treatments. Just ibuprofen after lunch for the first & second days, didn't need it today. My socks are a snug fit. Shoes also. And I walk on it, just like normal. It didn't hurt at all to walk today.

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)

293 . I'll vote. It won't mean much in Soviet Virginia, but I'll vote.
Posted by: Puddleglum,
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Yes it does. When they announce the tally it will be there.
They will know the resistance is real. It's what they fear
the most. It also lets your silent cohort know they didn't
vote in vain. Push

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 01:40 AM (6T7Go)

294
Now, what's the most energetic process yet known in the universe in terms of how fast it converts mass to energy? There are some mind-boggling things, but gravity is the king.

It's funny, gravity is by far the weakest of all the "four forces", but yet it always wins in the end. And it does here too, in the form of gravitational radiation.

The most energetic wave event was seen by LIGO a while back, two spinning black holes merging, about 60-80ish solar mass. As the spiral in, they start emitting stronger and stronger gravitational waves. It's not much as first, but that final few moments, right when the event horizons merge, it becomes enormous.

Anyway, at that peak power that merger "rang" with gravitational radiation power of 90 solar masses per second being converted to energy. This was only for a short time, and so "only" 9 solar masses total was converted.

The mass of the final black hole is less than the sum of the original. The difference went to that gravitational radiation. So, there was 9 solar masses "missing" after the merger.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

295 Debby & Bers--

When I envision a "Berserker Christmas Party" my mind comes up with stuff like the **Xi Whitehouse Party Lost Camera Roll**

LMAO!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

296 >>Yes it does. When they announce the tally it will be there.
They will know the resistance is real. It's what they fear
the most. It also lets your silent cohort know they didn't
vote in vain. Push

We all know what happens when ignore the bullshit and vote. Let's do it again.

https://tinyurl.com/9e6wu98x

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:45 AM (viF8m)

297 U.S. President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tomorrow from the Oval Office at 2 pm ET

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 01:58 AM (6T7Go)

298 It's times like these that I miss my chocolate covered almonds.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 02:03 AM (6T7Go)

299 It's times like these that I miss my chocolate covered almonds.
Posted by: Braenyard

I *walked by* the containers of chocolate & caramel macadamia nut clusters at Costco the other day. Painful, it was... And that was *before* I wrecked my foot!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)

300 Sweet dreams Horde, my eyelids are heavy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2026 02:09 AM (ibDUx)

301 Night, Debby. Take care!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

302 'night Debby.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 02:13 AM (6T7Go)

303 British

Posted by: clarence at September 28, 2026 02:15 AM (r3Zca)

304 U.S. ambassador to Communist China says trump offers to sell them weapons if family is in on the deal. (NYT, WP)

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 28, 2026 02:16 AM (Lvmcv)

305 would a gravitational wave function similarly to a compression wave where lensing space caused by a radical delta G might result in a resonance event similar to a sonic boom? can two sources of these waves occur resulting in a moment of resonance?

Posted by: Some Old School Mentat or other at September 28, 2026 02:17 AM (r7+Q7)

306 The 14th test flight of Starship/Superheavy is presently scheduled to lift off in a 75 minute long launch window starting at 7:15 am (Central) on September 28, 2026.

Starship’s initial orbital mission is expected to fly at an altitude approximately 275 km above Earth and complete approximately six orbits around the planet over the course of a nearly 10-hour flight, with splashdown targeted in the Pacific Ocean to the west of Chile.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 02:19 AM (6T7Go)

307 Chopped, smoked almonds are *awesome* in chocolate chip cookies!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

308 Debby & Bers--

When I envision a "Berserker Christmas Party" my mind comes up with stuff like the **Xi Whitehouse Party Lost Camera Roll**

LMAO!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

Well, we try. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2026 02:20 AM (S41Gd)

309 Shit brain has arrived.

I'm going to bale.
Good night JQ, glad you are feeling better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 02:22 AM (6T7Go)

310 One of the guys at work had a party at his place & ended up passed-out drunk... So, his buddies and his wife (!) took care of him:

With magic markers, makeup, and clothing.

Photos were taken. Computer printouts were made. His unconscious likeness was posted all over our department! I'd say "poor guy" except-- he was kind of a jerk-- and likely deserved ALL OF IT. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

311 Night, Braenyard. See ya next time!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

312 >> would a gravitational wave function similarly to a compression wave

Physically think of it as "tidal wave", a wave of gravitational tidal differential accelerations passing through you. If strong enough, it would be similar to a pressure shock wave passing through your body.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 02:28 AM (w6EFb)

313
The "mee-thane" boys at NSF will be covering the Starship orbital flight live starting a little after 4AM here:

https://t.ly/isMNq

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 02:29 AM (w6EFb)

314 If strong enough, it would be similar to a pressure shock wave passing through your body.
Posted by: publius

That's how they break up kidney & gall stones, right?

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

315 >> That's how they break up kidney & gall stones, right?

Yep, at ultrasound frequencies I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2026 02:32 AM (w6EFb)

316 Holy fook, as if Talarico polluting my feed wasn't enough, now I have Ossoff looking to cop a twenty. I should have gone into the political ad/media business.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 28, 2026 02:33 AM (r7+Q7)

317 @309 I don't blame you. How can you defend selling weapons to Red China as it benefits his family.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 28, 2026 02:34 AM (Lvmcv)

318 Hour to go, raing again

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 02:37 AM (Ia/+0)

319 317-- I think it's more *not wanting to step in some dog sh!t* than avoiding a conversation...

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

320 304: the only thing you or your sources know how to do is to lie. Besides, suddenly you care? The PRC is your model society: a Communist government that forces its opposition to SHUT UP by all means.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 02:44 AM (ezlON)

321 270 Republicans will lose the House and Senate.

I heard the same thing from black pillers in 2016 when the inevitable Hillary was going to be president, heard the same thing in 2020 when anyone with an IQ over 5 said Biden won, heard the same in 2024 when Ron was the only way we could beat Biden, er Harris.

Stop listening to people who are always wrong.

Go vote. Take others. Or stop complaining.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 01:10 AM (viF8m)

“Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome – we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us.” — Robert W. Pratt

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 02:47 AM (ezlON)

322 Blasphemy is a sin, you twat. Go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 02:56 AM (8Tawa)

323 Hi, tcn! How did the potato harvest go today?

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

324 And many nations shall be joined to the Lord in that day, and they shall be my people, and I will dwell in the midst of thee: and thou shalt know that the Lord of hosts hath sent me to thee.

Oooph. Zechariah always shakes me up a bit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 03:03 AM (8Tawa)

325 323 Hi, tcn! How did the potato harvest go today?
Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

I made french fries out of the red potatoes, and I have to say, I have never seen purple french fries before! They are totally cool.

I think we pulled about 30 lbs today. I'm still dehydrating a bunch, and I will finish the frozen fries tomorrow.

Lovely, since we started with about 20 seed potatoes, to come to this. Yum.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 03:04 AM (8Tawa)

326 So, yesterday, DH took us over to the church in Palmer, for Confession, kinda early. So I ended up with about 1 1/2 hours before Vigil Mass, so I pulled a serious Holy Hour before the tabernacle. I read Zechariah, for some reason, which always stirs up some serious Jesus stuff as prophesy, and I prayed a rosary. Then the homily at Mass was about Bishop Sheen, who did a Holy Hour every day of his priesthood, which seemed copacetic. Bishop Sheen has just been beatified, which means one more step to being recognized as a saint. At any rate, sometimes things just click into place, and yesterday was one of those times. We are so blessed, so supported, so held in His hand, at all times, and the times we recognize that are few and far between. He is truly Our God and Our Savior. Never doubt that you are loved and held in His hand.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 03:12 AM (8Tawa)

327 30 pounds! Wow.

Do you blanch the fries before freezing them?

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)

328 327 30 pounds! Wow.

Do you blanch the fries before freezing them?
Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)

Yep. Before freezing, and before dehydrating, both. The fries do really well in an air fryer, with a little olive oil and some garlic salt and pepper. Quick and tasty.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2026 03:20 AM (8Tawa)

329 Sounds delicious, tcn! Thanks for the info.

Sleepy time here...

Good night, all!

Posted by: JQ at September 28, 2026 03:30 AM (rdVOm)

330 Time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 03:52 AM (Ia/+0)

331 Mornin', Horde. 44 degrees, going up to 79, in Kentuckiana. Caught a head cold; not going to the gym today. Going out to get coffee shortly.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 28, 2026 04:13 AM (NcvvS)

332 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

333 I have long eyelashes, never thought of trimming them. Women compliment them and that's a good enough reason to keep them.
Babes rule!

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at September 28, 2026 07:18 AM (qvwZI)

Gun Thread: El Final-O of September-O Edition!

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Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!

Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving Hell did it get to be the El Final-O of September-O Edition? I am making a quick road trip this weekend so may be in and out of the comments tonight. Y'all please don't burn the place down, 'kay?

With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?

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FUNdamentals

Shooting low & left? Easy to fix! The answer? Don't do that.

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M1 "Tanker"

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1911 v M1 Carbine

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M2 Carbine??

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1911 Holster Review

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2026 TXMoMe

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They Mome'n down in Texas!

The time has come to begin the discussion of the upcoming TXMoMe in Corsicana, TX on October 16-17. This is the eleventh annual TXMoMe, or Conservative Burning Man as it's popularly known, and it promises to be a doozy. A double-doozy even. A bigly double-doozy! If you're in either the Northern or Southern Hemisphere of the Planet of the Earth, contact Ben Had for details on attending. The dates and email links for all MoMes are always helpfully included on the blog's main page, left sidebar.

What started years ago as a small get-together and informal plinking session lasting a couple of hours has matured into a full scale jamboree-hootenanny including a program of shooting activities for both handguns and rifles over two days. I have to thank Ben Had, Cow Horse Queen and RancherBob for making this whole thing happen and providing the opportunity for the shooting to comprise such a significant portion of the event.

But wait! There's more! Combine that with world class food and drink, and the even world classier company of your fellow Morons, and you have a weekend that legends are made of. For those not inclined to shoot (?), there are non-stop opportunities to relax in the shade of the carport or under a handy nearby tree with a beverage and visit with your online pals to your hearts content, which is really what the whole damn thing is about in the first place..

Allow me to be serious for a minute. I have said this probably two hundred and eighty-three times now. These gatherings are a really good time, and I know of no one who expresses regret after having attended one. Actually it goes beyond that. It's not just a weekend of laughs, it's an opportunity to connect with lots of like-minded people and create lasting friendships and priceless memories. No kidding. Think that's hyperbole? It snot. Would your ol' pal Weasel lie to you? Well, yes he would, but not about this. TXMoMe veterans will attest to the funness and completely laid-back nature of the event. Don't be a dork, do yourself a favor and get yo' ass to Texas!

TXMoMe veterans: please jump into the comments to encourage the scairdy-cats to join in the fun! What was your first MoMe like? What were you expecting? Were you surprised? Did you have a great time?

If you are attending the TXMoMe this year, and all the cool kids are, please keep an eye on this section for important information and updates in the coming weeks. I also want to reiterate the TXMoMe is not a gun thing with some socializing attached, but rather is a social thing with some shooting attached. If you aren't a shooter, I guarantee you will not feel out of place and will have a great time. No fooling!

Are all y'all getting excited? Weasel are!!

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09/27/26 Update/Reminders/New Stuff

Added 1pm(ish) lunch on Saturday. Moved the handgun start times a little.

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Here's a fun question:
Q: Weasel, whatever should I wear to the TXMoMe? I want to be both stylish and comfortable.
A: Well in that case I'd suggest your stylish and comfy picnic outfit, with sensible shoes.

Seriously? You're asking me for fashion advice? You're asking a guy on the internet who calls himself Weasel for fashion advice? Buy ammo and no wobbly shit is my fashion advice. Any other questions? How about medical opinions? Need me to diagnose something? How about investment advice? Want me to manage your portfolio? In trouble with the law and need representation?

Sheesh. You people!

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Call for ideas: I have been doing the same class on rifles Friday morning for years now. Are you getting tired of it yet? I would like to have the session be more of an open forum where your particular questions can be answered with a discussion by the group. I am perfectly willing to keep doing the same presentation, or parts of it, but think a roundtable forum would be interesting and informative. Please let me know what you think in the comments.

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Volunteers: If you are interested in helping out, please send me a note (gunthread at protonmail dot com) on when you plan to arrive (day and approximate time). It is really critical to have this information for scheduling and to make certain we have the proper coverage to make the shooting portion safe and enjoyable for all concerned. Thank you in advance!

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2026 TXMoMe Schedule

Here is an outline of the schedule of events. Times are tentative and subject to modification/change. This schedule will be included in the Gun Thread with any changes incorporated going forward until the event, so please check back weekly.

Friday, 10/16

Rifle Program
8am - 10:30am: Rifle Clinic (carport)
10:30am - 11am: Combined Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Friday Shooters! (carport)
Noon: Light lunch provided (carport)
11am - 4pm: Live fire (rifle range - targets to 1,000 yds)

Handgun Program
10:30am - 11am: Combined Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Friday Shooters! (carport)
11:00am - 12:00pm: Static live fire (pistol range)
Noon: Light lunch provided (carport)
1:00pm to 2:00 pm (carport - confirmation pending) - Demonstration: Basics of Rifle & Handgun Cleaning and Maintenance - EdL
1pm - 4:00pm: Static live fire (pistol range)

Saturday, 10/17

Rifle Program
9am - 10am: Combined Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Saturday Shooters! (carport)
9am - 1pm: Live fire (rifle range)
1pm(ish) Lunch (carport)

Handgun Program
9am - 10am: Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Saturday Shooters! (carport)
9am - 1pm: Live fire (pistol range)
1pm-ish Lunch (carport)

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Shooters: Bring your own hearing and eye protection, and wear sensible shoes as the ground on the ranges can be uneven! Also, please plan on stopping somewhere along your way to Texas and picking up some ammunition if you plan to shoot and aren't bringing your own weapons/ammo. Everyone is very generous with sharing, but please don't rely on the generosity of others to provide everything for you. You can really help out by grabbing a box of 9mm or 5.56mm or whatever you want to shoot. Here is a link to Brinson Power Sports in Corsicana which sells ammo. They also sell ATV's if you want to grab one of those while you're there.

Anyhoo...

For a while I have been conducting a Rifle Clinic on Friday morning followed by range time Friday afternoon and then again well into Saturday. Most of you (I think) have endured this presentation before, so if there are other topics you would like to have covered, speak up in the comments and I will try to address your request.

We have also been steadily refining the handgun portion of the program and this year will be focusing on the static pistol range as well as continuing to offer a separate setup for gun-curious beginners desiring one-on-one supervision and instruction. If you are a novice shooter, or even have never been to the range before and think guns are icky, you are welcome to shoot! Just see an RSO and they will set you up with an experienced shooter to help you.

These times are approximate and programs may change as weather conditions and participation warrant. We anticipate a hard stop on both ranges at 1pm on Saturday to allow everyone to participate in the bigly fun TXMoMe festivities.

Range Safety
You will note there are combined rifle and handgun range safety briefings both days and attendance is mandatory if you want to shoot. We take your safety seriously and ask everyone who wants to shoot plan on attending this important briefing. Again, we are conducting one combined safety brief each day. No exceptions.

At the conclusion of each day's safety briefing you will be asked to sign a general liability waiver, after which you will receive a color-coded wrist band. The color is different each day, and it is your ticket onto the range(s) for the day. No wrist band, no shooting that day. Don't want to sign the waiver? No problem, just do not expect to shoot. If you miss the mandatory range safety briefing which is mandatory and must be attended, you are welcome to watch the live fire activities from designated observation areas.

All shooters are asked to check in with an RSO (sporting an Orange Cap of Dorkiness for easy identification) upon your arrival at either of the ranges who will answer questions and direct you to an open firing position. The RSOs wield unspeakable power so it is in your best interest to be nice to them. Want to do things your way? I suggest that your own personal range on your own personal property is a good place for expressing your individuality.

IMPORTANT: I would hope this goes without saying, but anyone failing to immediately and politely follow RSO instructions will be removed from the range(s). Period. No exceptions. This means YOU.

I will probably think of more things to yell about in the coming weeks so please stay tuned.

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Our Pal The Micrometer

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Zeroing/Calibrating Our Little Buddy

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Space Cushion!

I see nothing about space or upholstery.

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Highway Patrol!

This week's episode: Blood Money!

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Unknown World!

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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.

Cigarsinternational.com
Cigarpage.com
Famous-smoke.com
Cigarsdaily.com
Neptunecigar.com
Smallbatchcigar.com
Bobalu Cigar Company
Cigarbid.com
Nicks Cigar World New!

A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid

Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!

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Ammo Link-O-Rama
I'm really very seriously not kidding around anymore. Buy Ammo
AmmoSeek - online ammo search tool
GunBot - online ammo search tool
SG Ammo
Palmetto State Armory
Georgia Arms
AmmoMan
Target Sports USA
Bud's Gun Shop
American Elite Ammo
Lucky Gunner Ammo NEW!

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Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!

That's it for this week - have you been to the range?

Posted by: Weasel at 07:00 PM




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1 BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 07:00 PM (yEz+x)

2 bang

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2026 07:00 PM (LHPAg)

3 First

Posted by: 88C+u at September 27, 2026 07:02 PM (88C+u)

4 Gun Thread: El Final-O of September-O Edition!

This is not the predicted Thread title from last week.

Weasel-san is wily!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

5 18 days!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 07:03 PM (QwZKw)

6 I could have been first but I was calibrating my little buddy.

Posted by: The Skipper at September 27, 2026 07:03 PM (MWfyi)

7 Yay! Gubs!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 07:04 PM (/C5Rl)

8 Hi weasel! Thanks for the thread.

Range report:

I shoot the EMP Ronin better faster than the G42.

Not by a lot, but better. Still shooting a little left. And high. Not a lot. But some.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 07:05 PM (MLPVw)

9 Good evening everyone
Chance I might get to a indoor shooting range this week, there is one on my way home from work.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)

10 I could have been first but I was calibrating my little buddy.
Posted by: The Skipper at September 27, 2026 07:03 PM


It was much more fun helping the Professor calibrate. ^ giiggle ^

Posted by: Ginger, Mary Ann, and Lovey at September 27, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

11 I saw the fashion hotline light up! Let me just pull out my trusty dark framed glasses every one of you hates, my pencil and sketch book, and get to work!

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 07:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

12 I'm here but I'm grumpy. Missed range day because I woke up feeling crappy. I did not get to practice Fundamentals with my new pistol. I am sad. I need to figure out how to get to the range more often.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 27, 2026 07:15 PM (kJmSS)

13 Time to rant. Some douchecanoe caused a 3-car accident last night, and I was car #3. My week now includes annoying crap it doesn't need to include.

Here endeth the rant.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 07:20 PM (/C5Rl)

14 Is that leonard nimoy in this weeks highway patrol episode?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2026 07:21 PM (I43vL)

15 13 Time to rant. Some douchecanoe caused a 3-car accident last night, and I was car #3. My week now includes annoying crap it doesn't need to include.

Here endeth the rant.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 07:20 PM (/C5Rl)


You're okay right?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 07:25 PM (NlEaG)

16 Question for pistol shooters. When you are acquiring the front site do you look up for it or down to it?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 07:25 PM (QwZKw)

17 Good evening gubthreaders and all the ships at sea!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 07:26 PM (NlEaG)

18 RMBS that is horrible.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

19 You're okay right?
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 07:25 PM


Fortunately, everyone was fine, thanks. My driver's side is FUBAR from the front to the rear, and my good friend's body shop will be getting some business. Frankly, I was amazed that the Albanian who caused the accident and was in a huge hurry not to involve the police had a license. Turns out he was driving someone else's Mercedes van. Probably an employer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 07:29 PM (/C5Rl)

20 Hello, Weasel!

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 07:29 PM (fkpUz)

21 RMBS, sorry about your troubles. Being annoyed is probably too mild a term for the amount of aggravation a car accident causes.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 27, 2026 07:30 PM (kJmSS)

22 My week now includes annoying crap it doesn't need to include.

Here endeth the rant.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Glad to see you typing!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 07:31 PM (NnhvP)

23 16 Question for pistol shooters. When you are acquiring the front site do you look up for it or down to it?
Posted by: Ben Had
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Should be dead on with little if any up or down correction. That is either an issue with grip, muscle memory if inconsistent, or firearm fit to hand. Right or left issues usually come from one hand doing to much or the other hand doing too little to steer it.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv)

24 RMBS, at least it's only the car that's in the body and fender shop, not you.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 07:32 PM (fkpUz)

25 DMV MGC was much reduced today. sra blaster and myself an Ed L.

We got a lot of time to shoot today. We made sure to use the automated target machine to get some movement and different distances in.

sra blaster is getting her reps in on her Kimber CDS9. It's well broken in now an she is getting better with it.

I 6hot a troublesome Ruger P95. It requires a completely stiff arm or it will do bad things with ejecting. I haven't shot it in a while, I think this one does better with 124grain
rounds.

Ed L. brought a couple of snakes. A snubby Cobra from 1964 and a 6 inch barrel modern production. He shot better with the snubby.

I also shot my P320. I shoot it much better than my P226s and that pisses me off.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 07:36 PM (NlEaG)

26 FWIW, I find the same thing with iron sighted rifles. If you practice it a lot, you can snap shoot with the sights directly on target from muscle memory. Again, stock fitting and proper mounting of the rifle helps.

For fun and practice, I have been shouldering each rifle that I have been fixing and pretty much if I can see the sights (Krag has an ultrathin blade that I had to paint orange), it is in proper place when I shoulder the rifle.

Optics mess that up a bit which is why I prefer shooting with irons even now. My pistols are like old friends and while my grip suffered from arthritis, so far, my eyes have been spared and my muscle memory is still there.

Out past two to three hundred yards on rifles is where I prefer to use optics because of issues like bullet drop and lead correction on moving targets.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv)

27 Hey Weasel!
Thanks for the week-in-week- out informative entertainment.

I am in need of, I think some brain surgery, and help with my tube-shaped-with-fins-and-shit, projectile-hobby-thingy, headed to the moon launch.
Can you help? Please?
I mean, if you’re dishing out fashion advice, you can most certainly help with these insignificant pleads, can’t you?

I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket surgery or anything…

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 27, 2026 07:38 PM (N91F8)

28 RMBS, at least it's only the car that's in the body and fender shop, not you.
Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 07:32 PM


Exactly, Ed. As annoying as the disruption is, everyone is fine, and therefore I'm just venting about stupid crap that could have been worse. I felt sorry for the poor kid who was in the middle of that crap sandwich, though. Her SUV had to be towed, and she was pretty shaken.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 07:38 PM (/C5Rl)

29 Good evening to everyone of the GunHorde!
And as always, thanks to Weasel. I’m looking forward to seeing the results from the Texas MoMe.

Great content as always.

Have a great week everyone

Posted by: Coelacanth at September 27, 2026 07:40 PM (+OnsA)

30 Good evening Horde. Thanks Weasel!

Posted by: TRex - dino-o at September 27, 2026 07:43 PM (XfIK1)

31 And all of my opinions apply to me but not necessarily to other people. It is simply what I have worked out over the years which works for me and my needs.

Same reason I use a crush grip as it stops any possibility at milking the trigger and promotes a more consistent, if not tip top accuracy, in combat shooting. I care little for target shooting. YMMV.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 07:44 PM (E4rtv)

32 The orange cap of darkness?

Like how “black boxes” on planes are painted orange?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 07:45 PM (ezlON)

33 wow

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 07:45 PM (viF8m)

34 Evening Weasel and Co.

Range day here and had my HK 45 out of the safe. Hadn't shot it in a while and just forgot how much I appreciate the engineering that went into grip and ergonomics. Always enjoy shooting this one.

Been shooting static and turning targets at 15 and 21' plus static targets and 25'. Mostly shapes, but some silhouettes and 4" circles.

I'm 74 and not as steady as once upon a time, but I'm okay with the results I'm getting. Could use some new practice drills though ...

Wonder what other things folks do to sharpen their practical shooting skills.

Posted by: YellowBird at September 27, 2026 07:46 PM (MEbkQ)

35 No range this week - finished moving mom to memory care, and Mrs had a ton of pre-op stuff...
Still spent a few minutes with each firearm - rack, practice grip, field strip, check condition...

It'll be a couple of weeks before I can hit the range...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:46 PM (pfXMo)

36 Howdy!

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by BANG POW PEW PEW at September 27, 2026 07:46 PM (sAmhv)

37 I 6hot a troublesome Ruger P95. It requires a completely stiff arm or it will do bad things with ejecting. I haven't shot it in a while, I think this one does better with 124grain
rounds.
Posted by: blaster

When was the last time you changed recoil springs? Sometimes that can reproduce what you have mentioned. Slide sensitivity to position and ammo.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)

38 Ed L. brought a couple of snakes. A snubby Cobra from 1964 and a 6 inch barrel modern production. He shot better with the snubby.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 07:36 PM (NlEaG)

I probably shot the Python snubby better than the modern 6" one because I've had the snubby for nearly ten years and have practiced double action shooting with it for quite a while. The 6" barreled model is practically brand new. It's one of the new blued models that's had less than 100 rounds (at most) shot through it. Also, I exclusively shot .38 Special 130 grain FMJs today. .357s out of a snubby is just too much muzzle blast and flash to be practical.

We did drills using half sized IPSC targets. Blaster set up a drill with the target exposed for two seconds at 15, 10, 7, 5, and 3 yards. We had five shots to work with (or ten if you wanted to try double taps). I did pretty well with the snubby. My best group had 4 A-zone and 2 C-zone hits with a full cylinder of six.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 07:47 PM (fkpUz)

39 Yeah, 300 yds is my max with open sights...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:49 PM (pfXMo)

40 Low and left.
That's me.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 07:49 PM (2WIwB)

41 Ed L: We did drills using half sized IPSC targets. Blaster set up a drill with the target exposed for two seconds at 15, 10, 7, 5, and 3

***

Heck, I can sorta see at 15 yards. 10 might be my limit for real accuracy

Posted by: YellowBird at September 27, 2026 07:49 PM (MEbkQ)

42 Posted by: Gunslinger at September 27, 2026 07:38 PM (N91F
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Sure! Send me an email. I'm out of town right now but will be home later this week.

Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2026 07:49 PM (tPTFF)

43 Shooters: Bring your own hearing and eye protection, and wear sensible shoes as the ground on the ranges can be uneven!

Also, watch where you walk! It's not awful, but where some of the shooting takes place, there have been live large mammals wandering about within recent memory, and they do not wear Depends. Just for the noob city slickers, if there are any.

Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2026 07:51 PM (kU0PQ)

44 14 Is that leonard nimoy in this weeks highway patrol episode?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2026 07:21 PM
++++

Yes!
He's one of the villains.
Highway Patrol, Season 4, Episode 10, "Blood Money."
Original air date: December 8, 1958.

Posted by: Noodist at September 27, 2026 07:52 PM (2Ez/1)

45 Low and left.
That's me"

Targets or how you "dress"?

The Paolo, he is always low...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:52 PM (pfXMo)

46 A buddy of mine has a Tanker variant of the M1 and it is a joy to shoot. And of course, he was a tanker in the army.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

47 Oops. Sock fail.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 07:53 PM (2Ez/1)

48 there have been live large mammals wandering about within recent memory, and they do not wear Depends"

It only looks solid...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:53 PM (pfXMo)

49 When was the last time you changed recoil springs? Sometimes that can reproduce what you have mentioned. Slide sensitivity to position and ammo.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)


I haven't changed the recoil spring on this one and that's probably a good idea. I actually have some replacements here somewhere.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 07:54 PM (NlEaG)

50 Sig announced a new service pistol this week, the P385. It takes P320 magazines.

Sig denies that it is intended to be the replacement for the P320.

sigsauer.com/firearms/pistols/p385.html

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 07:55 PM (t/Q8n)

51 Low and left.
That's me"

Targets or how you "dress"?

The Paolo, he is always low...
Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:52 PM (pfXMo)

***

One is marketing, the other is sloppy shooting.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 07:55 PM (2WIwB)

52 I 6hot a troublesome Ruger P95. It requires a completely stiff arm or it will do bad things with ejecting. I haven't shot it in a while, I think this one does better with 124grain
rounds.
Posted by: blaster


I had that problem with a ruger LC9 years back. I had to replace the recoil spring and the guide rod. It was one of the polymer guide rods that was bending and failing. I got a new steel one along with a new spring and it functioned perfectly after that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2026 07:56 PM (I43vL)

53 My shooting buddy won the Utah State midrange championship yesterday. He shot a 598 with 32 X's. Not bad for a 80 year old sling shooter!! I'm eating some of his Flaming Gorge trout tonight to see if that helps my shooting!! LOL

Posted by: ck at September 27, 2026 07:56 PM (4L8YT)

54 announced a new service pistol this week"

Well, there is this design from JMB that makes a fine sidearm...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:58 PM (pfXMo)

55 Wonder what other things folks do to sharpen their practical shooting skills.
Posted by: YellowBird at September 27, 2026 07:46 PM (MEbkQ)

Try using half sized IPSC targets. I got mine from Amazon. What I like about them is that they're a lot easier to manage and use on an indoor range than full sized IPSC target. You can score yourself on each round of fire (9mm: A-zone hit - 5 points, C-zone hit =3 points, D - zone hit = 1 point, miss = -10 points), find the balance between speed and accuracy for your skill level, and determine what you shoot better with hard data (i.e. points scored) if you've got enough ammo to shoot enough rounds with multiple firearms.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 07:59 PM (fkpUz)

56 Time for bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

57 Ravens!!!!

Posted by: pawn at September 27, 2026 08:00 PM (XKNhI)

58 RMBS, glad you are OK.

Ed L, did you get an email from me a few weeks ago? Sorry to put you on blast in the gun thread!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2026 08:00 PM (FpydE)

59 Posted by: ck at September 27, 2026 07:56 PM (4L8YT)
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Nice! Congratulations to your buddy!

Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2026 08:02 PM (tPTFF)

60 Well I spent a whole lot of quality time in my F 1 Fiddy today so I'm probably going to conk out soon. Thanks for being here everyone!

Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2026 08:04 PM (tPTFF)

61 Sig denies that it is intended to be the replacement for the P320.

I wonder if they'll silently stop making and marketing the 320 or if they'll just continue to pretend that the 320 is fine and it'll all in your head. Which, TBF, seems to be working for them so far.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 08:05 PM (vTZFs)

62 The importance of muscle memory and breathing can not be overstated.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 08:08 PM (QwZKw)

63 Guns!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:09 PM (s1VwS)

64 Thanks Ed ... I SAW that in your post. LIKE the idea of the half-sized targets. I'll be ordering some up this week.

Typically, my routine is to shoot "something from the safe," and then my regular carry, a PPS M2. The carry sometimes gets larger with cooler weather and bulkier clothing.

Thanks for the idea!

Posted by: YellowBird at September 27, 2026 08:09 PM (MEbkQ)

65 Well, there is this design from JMB that makes a fine sidearm...
Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:58 PM (pfXMo)

The 1911's day as a standard issue service sidearm is over primarily for one reason: cost. The M45A1 was the last 1911 platform selected for procurement on a military contract. Its retail version had an MSRP of $1399. By comparison, the M17 commercial model sells for a bit over $700. Only the USMC's existing logistical system and emotional attachment to the 1911 platform allowed it to soldier on for 40+ years after the US Army officially replaced the 1911 in 1985. When it comes to sidearms today, cost will almost certainly be one of the primary selection factors used to decide what makes the cut.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:10 PM (fkpUz)

66 Do any of y’all have a designated car gun that you leave in the console or under the seat?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 08:11 PM (yEz+x)

67 Ed L, did you get an email from me a few weeks ago? Sorry to put you on blast in the gun thread!
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2026 08:00 PM (FpydE)

I did not. I will text you.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:13 PM (fkpUz)

68 Spock was in the mob!
But, without the goatee. Unfortunately.

(Nimoy was also in the original Mission: Impossible.)

Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2026 08:13 PM (kU0PQ)

69 66 Do any of y’all have a designated car gun that you leave in the console or under the seat?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 08:11 PM (yEz+x)

I have but I am reconfiguring at the moment. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 08:13 PM (ezlON)

70 53 My shooting buddy won the Utah State midrange championship yesterday. He shot a 598 with 32 X's. Not bad for a 80 year old sling shooter!! I'm eating some of his Flaming Gorge trout tonight to see if that helps my shooting!! LOL
Posted by: ck
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Proper use of a shooting sling as a shooting aid can really help accuracy.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:13 PM (E4rtv)

71 nurse, I do not. I carry mine in and out with me,

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 08:14 PM (QwZKw)

72 So this week, went to the range. (next week we are in Spokane)

And apart from two drills with my G21 (a Dicken drill cold and then a slow fire accuracy test with same, both at 25 yards) I decided to do some comparison with SOME of the .22s I own.

First up was a no-brand Taurus .22 revolver. I will, some day, own a good .22 revolver. But today is not that day. Multiple failures to ignite but 4/6 rounds did go bang. Group was not great at 7 yards with iron sights but not terrible, all things considered.

Next up was the CZ pair, both Kadet adapters for my old battered CZ 75 and my CA P07. Both printed the best groups and had the best sights overall.

After that was my Ruger MKIV, great gun, but only average on accuracy and sorta heavy compared to Polymer pistols. Not bad at all, but...it's its own thing.

Finally also fired my normal kit gun, a Glock 44 in .22. This had a rough breakin period but it is light, accurate and a good way to end a range session. Did ok on accuracy here, not grouping as tightly as the CZs.

Rounded out the session with a slow fire G21 drill at 25 yards where I was....high and right? That's weird. Good group though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:14 PM (s1VwS)

73 68 Spock was in the mob!
But, without the goatee. Unfortunately.

(Nimoy was also in the original Mission: Impossible.)
Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2026 08:13 PM (kU0PQ)

He was in an episode of Columbo. My mother was watching said episode once and on e I saw Nimoy on the screen I yelled “SPOCK!!!”

(And of course I remember Mr. Nimoy in “In Search Of…”. The one on Mengele was interesting.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 08:15 PM (ezlON)

74 Our local range has been practically empty past 2-3 weeks. I do not know why.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 08:16 PM (NlEaG)

75 Proper use of a shooting sling as a shooting aid can really help accuracy.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:13 PM (E4rtv)

Agreed. Slinging up really helps with offhand shooting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:16 PM (s1VwS)

76 66 Do any of y’all have a designated car gun that you leave in the console or under the seat?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 08:11 PM (yEz+x)

*raises hand*

My G20

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:17 PM (s1VwS)

77 64 Thanks Ed ... I SAW that in your post. LIKE the idea of the half-sized targets. I'll be ordering some up this week.

Typically, my routine is to shoot "something from the safe," and then my regular carry, a PPS M2. The carry sometimes gets larger with cooler weather and bulkier clothing.

Thanks for the idea!
Posted by: YellowBird

Project Appleseed does the same on its range targets as did the military units that had to rely on indoor ranges. Bolt action days, the militaries had some pretty unusual adaptations to keep marksmanship levels high at minimal cost. Like one US system that was spring loaded dart kit out of issue rifles where when the recruit fired, the giant dart came out of the barrel and punctured the target (similar practice to barrel collimators that are used on scope and iron sight fitting and used to get on paper at the range).

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv)

78 Thanks Ed ... I SAW that in your post. LIKE the idea of the half-sized targets. I'll be ordering some up this week.

Thanks for the idea!
Posted by: YellowBird at September 27, 2026 08:09 PM (MEbkQ)

Don't forget to get a roll of the brown patches to cover the holes with. Each target should be good for at least 100 rounds if you patch the holes up.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:18 PM (fkpUz)

79 Agreed. Slinging up really helps with offhand shooting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I find age plus wear and tear brings the wobbles and a firm help of a sling is welcome. One of the other reasons I dislike optics' use excessively is iron sights don't wobble as apparently as a dot does. Chasing the dot is bad ju ju as it can lead to trigger jerking.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv)

80 74 Our local range has been practically empty past 2-3 weeks. I do not know why.

Posted by: blaster
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Does it have a Flock camera pointed at the parking lot?

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:21 PM (E4rtv)

81 I also shot my P320. I shoot it much better than my P226s and that pisses me off.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 07:36 PM (NlEaG)

I understand this completely.
I am ready to hate the P320. But it is reliable and groups well. Do I trust it? No. No I carry it? No.

But...I can't argue with the range performance. over 1500 rounds, no malf

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:21 PM (s1VwS)

82 YellowBird

Look up a competitive IDPA group in your area. It’s a timed, competitive shoot and scoot. Very regulated, but you get to move and shoot at different targets, some moving, many static at different distances. And you’re timed, so there’s an element of urgency. It is a different level of shooting that takes you out of the normal static stand and shoot of the range.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 08:21 PM (yEz+x)

83 The Nation's Gunshow - the DC area show - has found a new (relatively) permanent home. The Dulles Town Center Mall has repurposed its old Lord and Taylor space as an Expo Center. It is a 2 story space.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 08:22 PM (NlEaG)

84 66 Do any of y’all have a designated car gun that you leave in the console or under the seat?
Posted by: nurse ratched

No. Too many car breakins in the area with organized gangs looking for goodies like guns, designer sunglasses, purses, etc.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:22 PM (E4rtv)

85 I find age plus wear and tear brings the wobbles and a firm help of a sling is welcome. One of the other reasons I dislike optics' use excessively is iron sights don't wobble as apparently as a dot does. Chasing the dot is bad ju ju as it can lead to trigger jerking.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv)

With my age and eyes, a red dot just works better for me. I saw that again this week. I was all irons and my groups with a red dot are just better out past 15 yards.

I shoot faster with a dot too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:24 PM (s1VwS)

86 66 Do any of y’all have a designated car gun that you leave in the console or under the seat?
Posted by: nurse ratched


My Keltec PF9 gets that duty but it is not a permanent fixture. Too many Federal facilities around here including the parking lot I go to daily.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 08:26 PM (NlEaG)

87 81 I also shot my P320. I shoot it much better than my P226s and that pisses me off.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 07:36 PM (NlEaG)

I understand this completely.
I am ready to hate the P320. But it is reliable and groups well. Do I trust it? No. No I carry it? No.

But...I can't argue with the range performance. over 1500 rounds, no malf
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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The P320 was oversold as a problem child but I do think that Sig is smarter to announce a new model number and perhaps move to the P365 upsized action to duty. That is more to quell problems in the police market and civilian market than anything else.

If you maintained the P320, it would probably be fine as from what I understand of the documented cases, it was a combination of wear and in the AF Warren AFB case, outright misconduct and falsification to cover up manslaughter at best, murder at worst.

That being said, I have no interest in buying one.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv)

88
Are shooting stories like fishing stories?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 08:29 PM (eRlcH)

89 About the Tx MoMeet.

I burble with happiness when I attend.

Seriously fun and funny serious. Plus Disco Doof and others dancing.

And the hugs from 'Ettes are life-affirming.
Looking at you, {{{ nurse ratched }}}.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

90 When it comes to sidearms today, cost will almost certainly be one of the primary selection factors used to decide what makes the cut."

We're what, $40T in debt?

Heh

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:31 PM (pfXMo)

91 Sig announced a new service pistol this week, the P385. It takes P320 magazines.

Sig denies that it is intended to be the replacement for the P320.

sigsauer.com/firearms/pistols/p385.html
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 07:55 PM (t/Q8n)

If it's adopted by the Pentagon as the M17A1/M18A1 or the "M19/M20" we'll have our answer.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:31 PM (fkpUz)

92 The P320 was oversold as a problem child but I do think that Sig is smarter to announce a new model number and perhaps move to the P365 upsized action to duty. That is more to quell problems in the police market and civilian market than anything else.

If you maintained the P320, it would probably be fine as from what I understand of the documented cases, it was a combination of wear and in the AF Warren AFB case, outright misconduct and falsification to cover up manslaughter at best, murder at worst.

That being said, I have no interest in buying one.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv)

Oversold but some military and police SNs do seem to be prone to NDs. Civilian pistols, you have to work to make them go bang errantly. The design is flawed, I believe. It's why I don't carry it. The P365 is better and I don't hesitate to endorse that line to new gun owners.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:32 PM (s1VwS)

93 I love love love my 1911s. I shoot them well. But they are too big for me to carry the .45s.

My EMP Ronin is a 9mm in a 1911 platform as is my Colt GI in .380. Something about the 1911 works well for me.

I also shoot the Walther PPQ well. But, who doesn’t.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 08:34 PM (yEz+x)

94 With my age and eyes, a red dot just works better for me. I saw that again this week. I was all irons and my groups with a red dot are just better out past 15 yards.

I shoot faster with a dot too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
======
My eyes have actually improved with age in distance. I used to have bad astigmatism and now it is non existent. Then again, I wore glasses starting in 4th grade. I have never needed glasses to read and still don't for any close work.

I have reddots on my social purpose ARs but simply see the iron sights well enough not to want nor need a dot sight on handguns. My pistols that I carry, I can by practicing dry fire draws often, are right on sights when I draw from a holster or pick the firearm up off a table. Combination of hand fit and muscle memory and so I still use handguns that are comparatively 'old' to what most of you guys use. They fit my hand and my muscle memory is why.

Other people may vary in requirements but I am looking for a pattern of 3-4 inches at 7 yards with single or double shots from a draw and 6-8 inches at 25 yards staying in the center torso. And I want that repeatable consistently in every handgun that I carry.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:34 PM (E4rtv)

95 Awww salty.


You’re the sweetest. It’s impossible one of the widows hasnt claimed you yet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 08:38 PM (yEz+x)

96 I think the P320 is not flawed. I don't carry it because it is full size I carry my P365 XL.

There are LOTS of P320s out there. They get lots of use in military and police. 1911s I am sure have had plenty of NDs and injuries/deaths. I think it is usage not design.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 27, 2026 08:39 PM (NlEaG)

97 Oversold but some military and police SNs do seem to be prone to NDs. Civilian pistols, you have to work to make them go bang errantly. The design is flawed, I believe. It's why I don't carry it. The P365 is better and I don't hesitate to endorse that line to new gun owners.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Eh, the po po had that problem with Glocks which is more a training issue than anything else. But M&P line made sure to tell the police market that they had a safety on it. Sig took a hammer fired design, P250, that did not sell and repurposed it as a striker fire design. I read the military report on Sigs and did not see anything from the massive shutdown and inquiry on the P320 that indicates anything other than some parts, particularly the safety mechanisms are prone to wear.

Could be a training issue or simply the military higher ups desire to have a safety on the handguns.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)

98 my social purpose ARs "

So they're only for group shoots?

/kidding

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:41 PM (pfXMo)

99 I’m not a Sig fan. Can’t shoot them for shit, they are not comfortable in my hand…. Jim SND (RIP) had me talked into one, until I shot it. Nope. Nothing about it worked for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 08:42 PM (yEz+x)

100 We're what, $40T in debt?

Heh
Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:31 PM (pfXMo)

Back in 1909, when the trials program that ended up selecting Colt's submittal for a service handgun, the pistol was a primary weapon of a major branch of the Army, the US Cavalry. Many of the .45 ACPs specs to knock down a horse or a man with a single shot came from the US Cavalry. Today, the US Cavalry have switched from horses to tracks, wheels, and helicopters. No service branch uses a handgun as a primary weapon issued to every soldier. Pistols are a last ditch weapon and as such, don't merit pouring buckets of cash at the program(s).

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:44 PM (fkpUz)

101
Eh, the po po had that problem with Glocks which is more a training issue than anything else. But M&P line made sure to tell the police market that they had a safety on it. Sig took a hammer fired design, P250, that did not sell and repurposed it as a striker fire design. I read the military report on Sigs and did not see anything from the massive shutdown and inquiry on the P320 that indicates anything other than some parts, particularly the safety mechanisms are prone to wear.

Could be a training issue or simply the military higher ups desire to have a safety on the handguns.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)

The standard issue for the San Antonio PD was the Glock 22 for years, until they switched to the M&P Shield in .40.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 08:45 PM (ezlON)

102 Can’t shoot them for shit, they are not comfortable in my hand"

That is why one really must take some time to try out every potential handgun purchase.
I can't handle Glocks for just those reasons.

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:46 PM (pfXMo)

103 Could be a training issue or simply the military higher ups desire to have a safety on the handguns.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)

IIRC, the thumb safety on the M17/M18 is direct legacy of the 1911 experience applied to the M17/M18 program.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:46 PM (fkpUz)

104 98 my social purpose ARs "

So they're only for group shoots?

/kidding
Posted by: man
======
Habit I picked up from firearm forums back in the day.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:47 PM (E4rtv)

105 Pistols are a last ditch weapon and as such, don't merit pouring buckets of cash at the program(s)"

That's a shame.

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:47 PM (pfXMo)

106 nurse ratched

Well, had to dodge two of them. There were red flags. But friends is OK.

Still walking, not stalking, for me.

The one that is the best fit for me called me by another man's name 3 times during our two mile walk Friday. Not her late husband's name either.

I saw them together when they entered a local restaurant where I was dining with my long-time friends, the Constitution Bee peeps.

I entertain my younger brother with my social situations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

107
Could be a training issue or simply the military higher ups desire to have a safety on the handguns.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)

As for the safety thing, that is most likely a military requirement. Sadly there are too many DAs out there. I heard of plenty on my base in Afghanistan. One AF, but mostly Army.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 08:47 PM (ezlON)

108 Other people may vary in requirements but I am looking for a pattern of 3-4 inches at 7 yards with single or double shots from a draw and 6-8 inches at 25 yards staying in the center torso. And I want that repeatable consistently in every handgun that I carry.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:34 PM (E4rtv)

If you shoot good ENOUGH with irons, keep doing it. I see a big difference. I'll cut those groups in half with a dot. Since one of my roles now is security for my church, I need max accuracy under stress and under speed. So I want the dot on any tool I would need to use.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:47 PM (s1VwS)

109 Have a great night, everyone. May the remainder of your weekend be so good you have to be quiet about it on Monday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

110 Pistols are a last ditch weapon and as such, don't merit pouring buckets of cash at the program(s).
Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:44 PM (fkpUz)

They have a role for some folks. They are inferior to shoulder weapons in everything except portability.

But the gun you carry is probably the gun you should train with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 08:50 PM (s1VwS)

111 The P320 is the standard issue for TX DPS.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 08:50 PM (ezlON)

112 So I want the dot on any tool I would need to use."

This. I really do like the dot setup on the Echelon. Very easy to bring to target...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:51 PM (pfXMo)

113 Salty,

Chlamydia is prevalent in retirement communities. And we have seen a dramatic uptick in senior cases in the last decade.

Just sayin.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 08:53 PM (yEz+x)

114 As for the safety thing, that is most likely a military requirement. Sadly there are too many DAs out there. I heard of plenty on my base in Afghanistan. One AF, but mostly Army.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 08:47 PM (ezlON)

All of the ND's I know about from my Afghanistan tour were from REMF's and staff officers who didn't need to take weapons handling and use seriously as part of their jobs. Never heard of an ND from any of the combat units I worked with.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:53 PM (fkpUz)

115 IIRC, the thumb safety on the M17/M18 is direct legacy of the 1911 experience applied to the M17/M18 program.
Posted by: Ed L
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Eh, not really the same. JMB realized the safety issue relied on the mind of the user--if you carry cocked and locked, then you best be trained. The Army decided in peacetime, that was a no no and warranted the idiotic empty chamber reg rather than train up the troops.

The basis issue is that cops carry more handguns every day than troops do and the absence or presence of a safety does not seem to matter much. It is a training issue.

The military is basically risk averse and rather stupid on personal arms. They shortchange small arms training consistently over the years and have repeatedly made bone headed decisions on acquisitions, sights, etc.

Read up on the idiotic feud between General Buffington and General Crozier over Krag sights for example. 4 sights plus carbine versions in a firearm only used for about a dozen years.

Garand designed his firearm for a magazine and yet was forced to drop that in favor of clips and his original .276 like the British ill fated 7mm was changed to support what ammo was already in the system.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:53 PM (E4rtv)

116 So which would be better? A social AR or a Gucci gun?

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:54 PM (pfXMo)

117 And we have seen a dramatic uptick in senior cases"

The Paolo is getting up there

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:55 PM (pfXMo)

118 Needing to punch out early tonight.

Thanks for a great Gun Thread, Weasel. See all you TxMoMe people soon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 08:57 PM (GfgtS)

119 The military is basically risk averse and rather stupid on personal arms"

Private BagO'Donuts reporting!

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:57 PM (pfXMo)

120 They have a role for some folks. They are inferior to shoulder weapons in everything except portability.

But the gun you carry is probably the gun you should train with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

They are defensive weapons and the military has not much interest in the lives of any particular troop. They care much more about reports, media, and bad pr so they purposefully avoid troops carrying weapons and being familiar with them. If troops could carry routinely as even happened in the Army during the heyday of calvary outposts, then they could today.

Cops carry much more except for senior ranks but put a helluva lot more emphasis on firearms and safety for individuals than the military does.

And I am familiar with the AF from being in it and Army being an Army brat of a US Army officer in Ordnance.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:58 PM (E4rtv)

121 Thanks Nurse ... forgot about the local IDPA group. I'd lost touch with them a while back. That's the smart idea, isn't it?
(Response delayed as I was dragooned off to dinner.)

Posted by: YellowBird at September 27, 2026 08:58 PM (MEbkQ)

122 Carry gun is a P365XL with a Holosun EPS Carry that I love.

Bedside and open carry (i.e. walking around on private property) gun is a Staccato C2. Best shooting gun I've ever owned by a country mile. Also made just a few miles away here in Texas which is a nice upside.

Posted by: ballistic at September 27, 2026 08:58 PM (oqH4h)

123 Sig will never admit to a design or manufacturing flaw with the 320 unless forced to by a court but I can sort of imagine them making a statement like "because we care so much about our customers' (unfounded) concerns, we'll give you $X for yours towards purchase of a new 385.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 08:59 PM (vTZFs)

124 All of the ND's I know about from my Afghanistan tour were from REMF's and staff officers who didn't need to take weapons handling and use seriously as part of their jobs. Never heard of an ND from any of the combat units I worked with.
Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 08:53 PM (fkpUz)

How does even an REMF escape firearms training? As an officer a what can be argued to be at least enough of an REMF, the Army was not letting me go to Afghanistan without hitting the range. (Which led to some comical moments in the AF when I showed up for M4 training. For the uninitiated, in the AF - stupidly - it is seldom officers get rifle training.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 09:00 PM (ezlON)

125 Good night all.
Going to hit the sack early to try and shake this cold.
Thanks Weasel for being here every Sunday.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice} at September 27, 2026 09:05 PM (kJmSS)

126 Cops carry much more except for senior ranks but put a helluva lot more emphasis on firearms and safety for individuals than the military does.

And I am familiar with the AF from being in it and Army being an Army brat of a US Army officer in Ordnance.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:58 PM (E4rtv)

Understandable. A cop carries every day. In the military? Not so much. I only carried every day on deployment.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 09:05 PM (ezlON)

127 If you shoot good ENOUGH with irons, keep doing it. I see a big difference. I'll cut those groups in half with a dot. Since one of my roles now is security for my church, I need max accuracy under stress and under speed. So I want the dot on any tool I would need to use.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

It can make a difference depending on your needs.

I can generally shoot excellent at bad breath distances out to ten yards or so with irons. Need to verify that I can still shoot that well after a two year layoff but I have been practicing with dry shooting extremely frequently.

Generally speaking, I am not going to have a reason to shoot someone with an handgun at 25 yards and a helluva problem with legally justifying that rather than evasion and disengagement in my area.

If they are carrying long arms, the best reply is a long arm yourself.

But I prefer simplicity nowadays and if I really had to make a head shot, would actually prefer a revolver to any of the various semi autos present.

The average revolvers are more accurate as even a century old K Frame Smith and Wesson is capable of shooting 1 inch groups in a Ransom Rest at 25 yards. Been demonstrated.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

128 Staccato C2. Best shooting gun I've ever owned by a country mile"

Not a surprise. They're excellent (at least the ones I've fired)

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 09:08 PM (pfXMo)

129 Did y'all see the article Insty linked today about a sociology professor who says that training with guns increases a person's level of fear of violence? 1) Maybe he has the cause and effect backwards and people who fear violence get more firearms training. 2) He doesn't even mention the possibility that having fear of violence is just an increased perception of reality. That said, if you click through to the article with pictures, he has pretty good grip and stance form for a sociology prof.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 09:09 PM (vTZFs)

130 Understandable. A cop carries every day. In the military? Not so much. I only carried every day on deployment.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Military should be in the shape of living with their firearms--offensive (long arms) and defensive (pistols). I tend to agree with John Farnam (former military, now a noted senior firearm trainer for police, military, etc.). Off and on carry tends to promote bad attitudes and has resulted in troops being killed in terrorism or other issues. If you trust a Staff Sergeant with being a lead technician on a 30-100 million dollar aircraft, then trusting them with a firearm is a no brainer.

You might enjoy his quips which are very much on par with Col. Cooper's observations. His books on longarms and handguns are uniformly excellent as is his training in person. Defense Training International.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:11 PM (E4rtv)

131 Not scared, jut tired of waiting

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2026 09:11 PM (LHPAg)

132 129 Did y'all see the article Insty linked today about a sociology professor who says that training with guns increases a person's level of fear of violence? 1) Maybe he has the cause and effect backwards and people who fear violence get more firearms training. 2) He doesn't even mention the possibility that having fear of violence is just an increased perception of reality. That said, if you click through to the article with pictures, he has pretty good grip and stance form for a sociology prof.
Posted by: Oddbob

I saw the leader and have no reason to actually consider the article. Sociologists and Education both share the dubious distinction that in a recent survey of research, no study could be fundamentally or completely replicated from those disciplines. Political Science and Econ had the best rates at about 50 percent or so.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:12 PM (E4rtv)

133 ballistic,

I’ve shot weasel buddy Geoff’s staccato. What a gem of a pistol! Amazing. He has a red or green or whatever dot on it, and once I got adjusted to it, was dead on. And fast. Great pistol.

But. $$$$

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 09:13 PM (yEz+x)

134 If I'm carrying I definitely fear violence more than if I'm not because of the follow-on consequences and hassles coming my way if violence finds me when I'm armed. Fear is probably not the right word...apprehension maybe?

Posted by: ballistic at September 27, 2026 09:14 PM (oqH4h)

135 Oddbob: Did y'all see the article Insty linked today about a sociology professor who says that training with guns increases a person's level of fear of violence?
***

I saw that and almost replied saying I'd just come back from the range and was feeling noticeably LESS "fearful." LOL. But then Disqus can probably be linked to the you IRL. So no ...

Posted by: YellowBird at September 27, 2026 09:14 PM (MEbkQ)

136 Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 08:53 PM (E4rtv)

With the exception of the M1 Garand, US Army Ordnance hasn't exactly covered itself with glory when it's come to selecting the small arms the troops have had to use in wartime. It seems that luck has been more of a factor that I'm comfortable with on more than one occasion. The .50 M1921/M2 (Ma Duce) was originally condemned by multiple branches in the US Army as being too heavy, too overpowered, inaccurate (!) and "not needed" for the things it was expected to shoot at (tanks, planes, buildings). It took the USN making the M2 its AA weapon of choice on USN vessels and Dr. Samuel Green, chief engineer at Springfield Armory along with Colt, to give the M2 its dual feed system and improve the gun's overall reliability and adaptability for multiple roles.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 09:14 PM (fkpUz)

137 116 So which would be better? A social AR or a Gucci gun?
Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:54 PM (pfXMo)

Whatever is reliable and you will carry/shoot/train with.

It's why I suggest buying a PSA tool and a case or two cases of ammo over a bespoke tool

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 09:14 PM (s1VwS)

138 Oddbob,

I’m not more fearful. Quote the contrary, I feel more relaxed knowing I’ve thought out how I would respond to being the object of someone else’s anger. Not always deadly. I’m aware. I’m not afraid. But. I’m not oblivious and stupid either.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 09:16 PM (yEz+x)

139 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at September 27, 2026 09:17 PM (UfDpa)

140 HI HAIL ZOD!

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 09:18 PM (vTZFs)

141 ZOD!

*curtsies*
*brings flowers*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 09:19 PM (yEz+x)

142 I’m not more fearful. Quote the contrary, I feel more relaxed knowing I’ve thought out how I would respond to being the object of someone else’s anger.

I suspect that for his purposes, "fear" is a sloppy synonym for "perception of risk."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 09:19 PM (vTZFs)

143 How does even an REMF escape firearms training? As an officer a what can be argued to be at least enough of an REMF, the Army was not letting me go to Afghanistan without hitting the range. (Which led to some comical moments in the AF when I showed up for M4 training. For the uninitiated, in the AF - stupidly - it is seldom officers get rifle training.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 09:00 PM (ezlON)

Qualifying with a sidearm is dirt simple if you can listen to the instructor. M16/M4 is more difficult. It took me three tries because this was the first time I'd ever shot for qualification with an optic (Aimpoint Comp M4S). That was a painful experience because I had to learn how to use the thing on the fly.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 09:20 PM (fkpUz)

144 I am tempted to attend the Texas event, but I shoot sporting clays.

Kneel, paper-shooters.

Posted by: ZOD at September 27, 2026 09:20 PM (UfDpa)

145 Here. No excuse.
The Nor’easter did it.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 09:21 PM (Fj7p/)

146 Situational awareness.

We live in a fallen world where people will kill, murder, rape, rob, and steal without the slightest compunction. The record of police is spotty and they are a reactive force, not proactive.

I agree with the Framers that the first responders must always be ourselves rather than the calvary coming over the hill to save us from immediate peril.

In most defensive gun uses, merely having a firearm is enough to change the the cost calculus of the critter to consider disengaging with you. Most defensive gun uses never result in a shot fired. And from all likelihood from research, it is at a minimum about 800k per year to as much as 2.5 million or so (Gary Kleck and co).

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

147 nurse, I do not. I carry mine in and out with me,
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 08:14 PM


This. I have car-specific holsters, such as one mounted under the steering wheel or a cross-draw holster.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 09:22 PM (0sNs1)

148 Nurse, the flowers are appreciated.

Posted by: ZOD at September 27, 2026 09:22 PM (UfDpa)

149 How does even an REMF escape firearms training?
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Qualifying with a sidearm is dirt simple if you can listen to the instructor. M16/M4 is more difficult.


Buddy of mine was maintenance crew for KC135s circa Gulf War I. He said that in basic, they never even shot the M16 with 5.56 ammo, only with .22LR adapters.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 09:24 PM (vTZFs)

150 We live in a fallen world where people will kill, murder, rape, rob, and steal without the slightest compunction. The record of police is spotty and they are a reactive force, not proactive. (The police are underrated at investigating crime, overrated at preventing it. Which they can’t.)

I agree with the Framers that the first responders must always be ourselves rather than the calvary coming over the hill to save us from immediate peril. (Right here is why I despise the phrase “first responders” for police and firefighters. The first responders are the poor SOBs on scene. Carry, know first aid.)

In most defensive gun uses, merely having a firearm is enough to change the the cost calculus of the critter to consider disengaging with you. Most defensive gun uses never result in a shot fired. And from all likelihood from research, it is at a minimum about 800k per year to as much as 2.5 million or so (Gary Kleck and co).

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 09:27 PM (ezlON)

151 Qualified on the M4 prior to helping out in Iraq back when. One exercise: 30 rounds downrange, 100 yards. Next door had 29 holes in his paper; me, 31. Him: "I'd be your battle-buddy!"

He said that.

I instructed the range master to eat his face.

He did that.

Posted by: ZOD at September 27, 2026 09:27 PM (UfDpa)

152 Buddy of mine was maintenance crew for KC135s circa Gulf War I. He said that in basic, they never even shot the M16 with 5.56 ammo, only with .22LR adapters.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 09:24 PM (vTZFs)

A lot of NG and Reserve units did that because access to centerfire capable ranges for these units was often a problem. But by the 1990s, a lot of the .22 LR adapters were totally worn out. I never saw one of those again after 2003.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 09:28 PM (fkpUz)

153 116 So which would be better? A social AR or a Gucci gun?
Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:54 PM (pfXMo)

Whatever is reliable and you will carry/shoot/train with.

It's why I suggest buying a PSA tool and a case or two cases of ammo over a bespoke tool
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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I built my ARs from parts but then again I have the gages, the knowledge from rebuilding bolt rifles, and do my research. ARs are not difficult to build, tear down, and rebuild and replace parts. Easier than bolt action rifles in most cases. That being said, that was not always the case back in the 90's. Specifications were loose and a lot of parts were actually rejected from military contractors and then sold on the gunshow circuit or by mail from places like the Shotgun News.

That era is pretty much gone with CAD CAM and CNC mfg. Even using headspace gages which I do on builds is really pretty unnecessary simply because tolerance stacking has been reduced to the extent of a particular AR-15 bolt and a barrel producing either short head space or long headspace something on the order of 50:1 or greater. Buy from a reputable source for components and you won't have an issue.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:28 PM (E4rtv)

154 152 Buddy of mine was maintenance crew for KC135s circa Gulf War I. He said that in basic, they never even shot the M16 with 5.56 ammo, only with .22LR adapters.
Posted by: Oddbob

When I went through Lackland and AF basic, they had us use those damn things. They frankly sucked with lots of jams, dirty nasty 22 LR ammo that took an afternoon to clean, and was as useful as tits on a boar hog. Requalified at my unit with A1s using proper ammo and that went fine in comparison.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:30 PM (E4rtv)

155 Qualifying with a sidearm is dirt simple if you can listen to the instructor. M16/M4 is more difficult. It took me three tries because this was the first time I'd ever shot for qualification with an optic (Aimpoint Comp M4S). That was a painful experience because I had to learn how to use the thing on the fly.
Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 09:20 PM (fkpUz)

Agreed. In ROTC Field Training I shot the M9. It was my first time shooting in five years. But I did OK. Learning the mechanics of the M4/M16 took awhile. That was part of the reason I bought the rifle I still own - to keep operating that mechanism in practice. I bought a M9 and M18 equivalent for the same reasons - not enough range time, and I wanted to keep proficient, not just qualify.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 09:31 PM (ezlON)

156 This. I have car-specific holsters, such as one mounted under the steering wheel or a cross-draw holster.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I would figure you would have a Humphrey Bogart style flip over panel with the firearms of choice attached for use. Then again, he used his wrist to flick the cylinder closed which is not something advisable to do.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:32 PM (E4rtv)

157 "And from all likelihood from research, it is at a minimum about 800k per year to as much as 2.5 million or so (Gary Kleck and co).

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:22 PM"

What do those numbers refer to?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 09:33 PM (2Ez/1)

158 I have a PSA rifle and it shoots just fine. Fit and finish are where you're going to notice things compared to more Gucci hardware, but generally speaking if you keep it lubricated and feed it decent ammo you won't be left in the lurch, and if PSA is what your budget permits then you should have a PSA. The PSA is in my safe as a "If the burning times come and I need to throw a rifle to my neighbor" gun.

Posted by: ballistic at September 27, 2026 09:33 PM (oqH4h)

159 We live in a fallen world where people will kill, murder, rape, rob, and steal without the slightest compunction. The record of police is spotty and they are a reactive force, not proactive.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

I had one of my fellow SDARNG soldiers who was a sheriff's deputy in central SD tell me that if everything went right, he'd just have to do the paperwork after taking the perp to the hospital or the coroner's office.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 09:34 PM (fkpUz)

160 Time to rant. Some douchecanoe caused a 3-car accident last night, and I was car #3. My week now includes annoying crap it doesn't need to include.

Here endeth the rant.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 07:20 PM (/C5Rl)


Was this on I-90 headed to Seattle?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)

161 (Marvin the Martian voice)

There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom! What happened to my Earth-shattering Kaboom?

In the course of my shop cleanup, I found a passenger-side airbag for a Dodge Dakota. I took it apart. Inside, I found a nine-inch long by 2" steel cylinder, one end capped, with wires sticking out. A literal "bimb" as Inspector Clouseau would say. What to do, what to do? I took it to the far end of the yard, wedged it into an old car chassis, and plinked at it with the .22. Scored numerous hits, including one right on the end, which should have fired the initiator, but it didn't. Cleaned the wires off, though.

Time to move on to Plan B.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 09:35 PM (peOdB)

162 FWIW, if planning on building an AR-10, now there, you can run into issues as the military never developed specifications for the parts so you have different size handguards for example. Different receivers, different barrel nut systems and barrels, and so on. The incompatibility runs from annoying like High or Low DPMS/LR-10 pattern on handguards to not being able to fit a barrel or bolt (Armalite versus DPMS).

Then you have the proprietary types like the SFAR of Ruger and others.

Here be Dragons if planning on building one.

Closest thing I can compare with in bolt action world is that the Germans respecified the 8mm x 57 chamber twice. The US was smart and dumped the nascent 30-03 round before it really got started in the first place and rechambered all the new 1903 Springfields for the new spitzer version of the 30-06 in ta da, 1906.

Re Germans, the first specification was changed to fit the new spitzer bullets, the second was just prior to WWII where you have a different angle on the shoulder enough to throw off headspace gages. You need a different headspace gage for pre WWII barrels.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:38 PM (E4rtv)

163 What do those numbers refer to?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 09:33 PM (2Ez/1)

I think it's the annual number of defensive gun uses in the US that don't result in any shots fired.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 09:39 PM (fkpUz)

164 Time to move on to Plan B.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


50cal?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 09:39 PM (yEz+x)

165 What do those numbers refer to?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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Defensive gun use to ward off being a victim. Comes from lengthy research from the National Criminal Victimization Survey and other sources.

Range from simply telling the critter that you are armed upto and including shooting them DOA. Most DGUs never involve firing one shot as criminal critters reevaluate their options.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:41 PM (E4rtv)

166 Whig, can you repeat the AR10 BCG sellers you referred to a couple of weeks ago?
It is time for me to order.
Thx.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 09:42 PM (Fj7p/)

167 nurse, I do not. I carry mine in and out with me,
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 08:14 PM (QwZKw)


I do as well. My car has never been broken into, but there's always a first time. Plus when it's out of sight, it eventually becomes.out of mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 09:43 PM (2WIwB)

168 FWIW, if planning on building an AR-10, now there, you can run into issues as the military never developed specifications for the parts so you have different size handguards for example. Different receivers, different barrel nut systems and barrels, and so on. The incompatibility runs from annoying like High or Low DPMS/LR-10 pattern on handguards to not being able to fit a barrel or bolt (Armalite versus DPMS).

Then you have the proprietary types like the SFAR of Ruger and others.

Here be Dragons if planning on building one.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:38 PM (E4rtv)

Note that the only AR-10 platform adopted by the US military, the M110 series rifles, use rifles from KAC and H&K. The KAC and H&K rifles are completely different from each other (KAC - DI rifle, H&K - short stroke gas piston). You might be better off buying a complete rifle if you don't want to deal with the dragons Whig mentions.

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 09:45 PM (fkpUz)

169 158 I have a PSA rifle and it shoots just fine. Fit and finish are where you're going to notice things compared to more Gucci hardware, but generally speaking if you keep it lubricated and feed it decent ammo you won't be left in the lurch, and if PSA is what your budget permits then you should have a PSA. The PSA is in my safe as a "If the burning times come and I need to throw a rifle to my neighbor" gun.

Posted by: ballistic
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Yep. Pretty much. The AR in 5.56 is a short range rifle at best, an upgrade from the M1 Carbine but not to be compared to the battle rifles of the Garand nor its M-14 replacement.

That being said, they are easy to work on and even easier to have a spare set of key parts that might fail under Murphy's law. Spare pin and spring sets, about 10-20 bucks, a new bolt with extractor and ejector, about 30-40 bucks, a cam pin, firing pin, etc. under 20-30 bucks, multiple mags, as low as 9-10 each. Usually not worth fixing them in free states, simply buy another.

The biggest problem that most people have on builds is the buffer issue. There, you want a quality buffer using genuine tungsten discs at a minimum. A shitty cheaply made buffer can fail.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:46 PM (E4rtv)

170 166 Whig, can you repeat the AR10 BCG sellers you referred to a couple of weeks ago?
It is time for me to order.
Thx.
Posted by: RI Red

Is your bolt carrier messed up too?

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:47 PM (E4rtv)

171 I would figure you would have a Humphrey Bogart style flip over panel with the firearms of choice attached for use. Then again, he used his wrist to flick the cylinder closed which is not something advisable to do.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:32 PM


I'd like to have a codpiece like the character in Dusk to Dawn had, which apparently was a prop recycled from an earlier movie.

In .41 Mag, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 09:48 PM (0sNs1)

172 If the burning times come and I need to throw a rifle to my neighbor" gun."

Given my neighbor... I'd toss him a water pistol...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 09:48 PM (pfXMo)

173 It's time for me to sign off for the night. Thanks for hosting, Weasel!

Posted by: Ed L at September 27, 2026 09:48 PM (fkpUz)

174 The one that is the best fit for me called me by another man's name 3 times during our two mile walk Friday. Not her late husband's name either.

I saw them together when they entered a local restaurant where I was dining with my long-time friends, the Constitution Bee peeps.

I entertain my younger brother with my social situations.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

Sounds like a David Allen Coe song in the making, there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 09:49 PM (peOdB)

175 yes, total exchange. the cam pin gouged out its channel.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 09:49 PM (Fj7p/)

176 *signs off

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 09:51 PM (pfXMo)

177 165 What do those numbers refer to?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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Defensive gun use to ward off being a victim. Comes from lengthy research from the National Criminal Victimization Survey and other sources.

Range from simply telling the critter that you are armed upto and including shooting them DOA. Most DGUs never involve firing one shot as criminal critters reevaluate their options.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:41 PM

What's the unit of measure?
Dollars? Lives? Bullets?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 09:51 PM (2Ez/1)

178 If the burning times come and I need to throw a rifle to my neighbor" gun."

Given my neighbor... I'd toss him a water pistol...
Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 09:48 PM (pfXMo)


Hmmmm.
Does the neighbor store a.lot of stuff...like.food?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 09:51 PM (2WIwB)

179
I saw the leader and have no reason to actually consider the article. Sociologists and Education both share the dubious distinction that in a recent survey of research, no study could be fundamentally or completely replicated from those disciplines. Political Science and Econ had the best rates at about 50 percent or so.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:12 PM (E4rtv)

Having delved into teaching…I want nothing to do with education classes outside what qualifies me for certification. I flat out refuse to get an education degree of any sort. If it means not climbing the education bureaucracy hierarchy, so be it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 09:51 PM (ezlON)

180 RI Red, try CDNN Sports, they have a lot of liquidated parts from Anderson's in the LR-308 aka DPMS line including damn good prices on bolts and bolt carriers. Otherwise, Midway USA with its Stoner line is decent, you can then spend up to the moon with some for very little additional worth imho.

I don't know if you have ever installed and staked a gas key (you really should just once for the experience) but some of the bolt carriers that are cheapest need that done to them.

Staking itself is not a big deal as you can do it with a chisel and steady hand. Or buy a gimmick to do it for you if you have shaky ones. The other issue is application of Permatex or Loctite 638 on the underside of the gas key prior to bolts being attached and staked.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:52 PM (E4rtv)

181 the cam pin gouged out its channel.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 09:49 PM (Fj7p/)


Dude...this is a family blog!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 09:53 PM (k5CNB)

182 Thanks, whig. That's what I needed.
Going online tomorrow.
Good night, all!

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 09:54 PM (Fj7p/)

183 You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalapoid. Jeebs, you piece of

Posted by: mindful webworker - the one in the middle at September 27, 2026 09:55 PM (xRCm7)

184 172 If the burning times come and I need to throw a rifle to my neighbor" gun."

Given my neighbor... I'd toss him a water pistol...
Posted by: man


Give MY neighbor a gun?

Nope. I’ll shoot them and take their food and booze. Liberal fucksticks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 09:55 PM (yEz+x)

185 RI Red, try CDNN Sports, they have a lot of liquidated parts from Anderson's in the LR-308 aka DPMS line including damn good prices on bolts and bolt carriers. Otherwise, Midway USA with its Stoner line is decent, you can then spend up to the moon with some for very little additional worth imho.

I don't know if you have ever installed and staked a gas key (you really should just once for the experience) but some of the bolt carriers that are cheapest need that done to them.

Staking itself is not a big deal as you can do it with a chisel and steady hand. Or buy a gimmick to do it for you if you have shaky ones. The other issue is application of Permatex or Loctite 638 on the underside of the gas key prior to bolts being attached and staked.
Posted by: whig
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Well, after reading this post I realize that I have ALOT to learn about alot....sigh....anyway, hello to all and with that I'll say goodnight so I can go clean up the kitchen....

Posted by: The Grateful - R at September 27, 2026 09:56 PM (XfIK1)

186 What's the unit of measure?
Dollars? Lives? Bullets?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Look up Gary Kleck and his research. Florida State U. Econ prof. The lower bound was by some other guy that tried to disprove Kleck's hypothesis and came up with the 800k measurement.

A Defensive Gun Use is simply where the presence of a gun warded off a crime as reported by people that were faced with a criminal trying to do something criminal against them.

That is where the entire spectrum runs from a justifiable homicide of the perp, a display of the firearm, even point to one that is on the hip, in a jacket, etc. But the it is the reason cited by the respondent to the surveys that the criminal could not complete the criminal action. They had a gun.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:57 PM (E4rtv)

187 Well, after reading this post I realize that I have ALOT to learn about alot....sigh....anyway, hello to all and with that I'll say goodnight so I can go clean up the kitchen....
Posted by: The Grateful - R

Staking a gas key on an AR-15 is relatively uncommon for most people to worry about. But rebuilding a firearm from a Kaboom is more like gunsmithing than a user. A user would just buy a new bolt and carrier, in most cases for an AR-15, about 70-80 bucks up to the moon. AR-10's though are different animals and the parts are less compatible than the military specified parts that everyone making AR-15s use nowadays.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 09:59 PM (E4rtv)

188 50cal?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 09:39 PM (yEz+x)

Move redneck firepit, which is welded up out of old 20" truck rims, and very stout, far away from house. Put in layer of firewood, the "bimb", and more firewood. Get fire lit, and unass the area. Stage some pressurized-water fire extinguishers nearby.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 10:00 PM (peOdB)

189 Having delved into teaching…I want nothing to do with education classes outside what qualifies me for certification. I flat out refuse to get an education degree of any sort. If it means not climbing the education bureaucracy hierarchy, so be it.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Some states give more money if you get graduate degrees in the subject you are teaching. Only admin usually require the useless ed degrees.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 10:01 PM (E4rtv)

190 Staking a gas key on an AR-15 is relatively uncommon for most people to worry about. But rebuilding a firearm from a Kaboom is more like gunsmithing than a user. A user would just buy a new bolt and carrier, in most cases for an AR-15, about 70-80 bucks up to the moon. AR-10's though are different animals and the parts are less compatible than the military specified parts that everyone making AR-15s use nowadays.
Posted by: whig
**********
Thanks Whig, those words and sentences I understood!

Posted by: The Grateful - R at September 27, 2026 10:01 PM (XfIK1)

191 AOP

You don’t do things half assed. Nice!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 10:01 PM (infHK)

192 I'd like to have a codpiece like the character in Dusk to Dawn had, which apparently was a prop recycled from an earlier movie.

In .41 Mag, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Walk softly and carry a magnum codpiece.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 10:02 PM (E4rtv)

193 Thanks Whig, those words and sentences I understood!
Posted by: The Grateful - R

Almost everything on an AR-15 that is needed require relatively few punches, a small ball pein hammer, some device to hold the gun in place during barrel install and flash hiders/silencer mounts, and at worst, a barrel nut wrench. I have specialized tools because they can make a build faster and easier but I built my first with a minimum of tools.

Other than doing a barrel/flashhider replacement, you just need a screwdriver, punches, and a hammer for replacing parts on an AR. If you are taking off the buffer tube, a cheap special wrench running about 7-10 dollars from pressed steel will do.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 10:06 PM (E4rtv)

194
Some states give more money if you get graduate degrees in the subject you are teaching. Only admin usually require the useless ed degrees.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 10:01 PM (E4rtv)

TX does for sure. I have a master’s but not in education.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 10:07 PM (ezlON)

195 Goodnight everyone, thanks Weasel for the evening.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2026 10:08 PM (E4rtv)

196 You don’t do things half assed. Nice!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 10:01 PM (infHK)

I cannot just throw this damned thing away. It could injure some unwary person.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 10:08 PM (peOdB)

197 Having delved into teaching…I want nothing to do with education classes outside what qualifies me for certification. I flat out refuse to get an education degree of any sort. If it means not climbing the education bureaucracy hierarchy, so be it.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Congratulations on both your common sense and common decency.
For those who have seen my rant/diatribe on "Edumacation" -

In any school that is not a "teacher's college", however named, the Education department has the lowest SATs and the highest GPAs - including the instructional staff.

An undergraduate Education curriculum is 13th,14th, 15th, and 16th grades, with " social promotion ".

Every graduate degree in Education is a participation trophy.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 27, 2026 10:14 PM (iYF/u)

Food Thread: Ranch Dressing...The Universal Ingredient!

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I am a big fan of grilled chicken. And not boneless, skinless, chicken breasts either! I prefer full-fat bone-in, skin-on thighs, because I am not an effete hipster who is afraid of good food, and who politicizes his meals!

My usual plan is simple, and dependent on what herbs I have in the refrigerator. But the first thing I do is trim the excess skin from the thighs and make gribenes, which is Yiddish for chicken-skin cracklin's! As snacks go, they are hard to beat. Then I salt the thighs and put them in the refrigerator for several hours. I think of it as a dry brine, and it works quite well.

Then it is time to make a marinade, and if I have Cilantro, then I am a happy camper, because it DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SOAP! Parsley works, and so do fresh chiles, and pretty much anything else.

But that bottle of Ranch dressing was whispering to me, and not because I bought it. I think one of the brats picked it up for some weird concoction, and didn't take it with them when they finally left. And what was it whispering? Damned if I know, but I tuned it up with some garlic and chili flakes and honey and a bit of mustard and maybe some other stuff I don't remember, and it was great!

Because marinades are not complicated things. They add flavor. That's it! So anything that tastes good and can be a liquid is going to work.

No...I am not so proud that I won't use bottled dressing that has 46 ingredients. Maybe I won't make it a habit, but why not give it a shot?

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That's a butter keeper, to allow one to keep butter at room temperature so that it is soft and spreadable. And that is a laudable goal, and one that I appreciate. It works...sort of. But butter will not keep indefinitely on the counter, and I noticed some mold growing in it that disturbed me. In the future I will put the butter in the refrigerator and take it out before I need it malleable. Of course that defeats the purpose, but I have never been a fan of moldy butter, unlike cheese, which is delicious!

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Veal Marsala (Scaloppine al Marsala)

I like veal! A good grilled veal chop is delicious. And stupidly expensive. So using it for a dish like Veal Marsala seems silly, because the meat is delicate and easily overwhelmed but the strong flavors of the dish. A much better choice is pork or chicken, at a tenth the price!

Which is what I am going to use tomorrow night!

[Hat Tip: Misanthropic Humanitarian]

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For $10, this wine is hard to beat. It's a generic Sauvignon Blanc without any regional or vineyard designation, but that is at least as much the laws in France as it is a reflection of quality. This is the sort of wine that has good grapes in the bottle, but because they weren't grown on a fancy-named hillside, it is much cheaper than the named equivalent.

And that is perfectly okay with me. I would rather drink good wine from a no-name vineyard than drink overpriced swill from named vineyards that are coasting on their reputations.

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It's called "Stargazy Pie," and it is made with Pilchards, thankfully only in Cornwall.

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It's Canada, so not surprising. But still...that sounds disgusting!

[Hat Tip: Vendette]

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The great garlic experiment of 2025-2026 was a resounding...meh. Send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

About the Bourbon Bubble...I think it has burst, but the category is also suffering from the inflation that affected everything else (Thanks Biden!). I think the sweet spot is still $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.

The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!

Posted by: CBD at 04:00 PM




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1 Food fight

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

2 It's Canada, so not surprising. But still...that sounds disgusting


Ketchup chips.
Actually not that bad..

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)

3 Kraft Dinner has turned its iconic mac & cheese into a cream soda flavor

I read past the "a", and I thought they meant the little orange flavor packet would be cream soda instead of cheese.

But they made a mac-and-cheese flavored can of soda.

I'm not sure which would actually be the greater abomination.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 04:04 PM (VHUov)

4 Lets see
Cilantro tates like its been soaked in gasoline to me
Cornwall can keep it
Canada deserves that

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Par boil bone in skin on chicken thighs.

Heat grill. Drain thighs and brush with bottled poppy seed dressing. Grill. Brush with more poppy seed dressing Turn.

Cook until safe to eat.
Trust me. So yummy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 04:05 PM (Hp7o4)

6 Doing pasta, meatballs in sauce with Italian bread tonight
Burritos tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)

7 I think I may try that Mac and Cheese drink and report back.

I'll look for it.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 04:06 PM (Sco7b)

8 it is made with Pilchards
Posted by: CBD

Pilchards: herring by another name?

CBD what is wrong with herring?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 04:07 PM (NnhvP)

9 I'm making a couple of loaves of bread which will go into the oven during the six o'clock hour. I'd also like to cook and eat some supper before the day ends.
So I'm thinking of putting in a potato to bake alongside the bread. Shouldn't affect the bread timing materially.
Then I can broil the London broil after and be eating by no later than seven thirty or so.
It's a plan.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 04:09 PM (sl73Y)

10 For broiled chicken, I always make a solid marinade using French Dressing as the base. Not only does it taste wonderful....the house smells damn good during the cooking. I think I prefer it to ranch due to the tang it puts on the outside crust of chicken.

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2026 04:09 PM (dIske)

11 Oh ffs

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 04:09 PM (yEz+x)

12 Pilchards sounds so French

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

13 There is just as much sodium in Ranch as in Soy Sauce. Ranch transform your healthy salad into the equivalent of a micro-wave salad.
Don't eat a lot of Ranch. It will kill you!

Posted by: wferrin at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (lCdHU)

14 Late FWP: House smells because I'm using tallow to season a new cast iron pot and lid. More like a witch's caldron.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (NnhvP)

15 I have a Le Creuset butter dish and keep my Kerigold butter on the counter all the time. Never had a problem. I wash it between sticks.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (VCgbV)

16 Oh ya, Mac 'n Cheese soda and a big bowl of Poutine. Dat dere's good eatin', eh!

Posted by: A denizen of the Great White North at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (skR0U)

17 Can be pre dinner beverage time soon

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:11 PM (Ia/+0)

18 So, effects if kicking the illegals off food stamps and all bennies as of Oct 1...grocers, especially those that were bigger beneficiaries of them, are fighting for my dollars. Better deals this week (which is when food stamps are always gone) were everywhere...and food on the deals was gone everywhere.

1st world problem was having no onions, potatoes, or apples on sale at my Safeway - they also had no broccoli til a very nice employee heard me low key complaining and went in the back and found it and me...

So, I'll have a 2nd trip to Safeway for all the produce they didn't have today. In good news, they had the 99 cents/lb chicken breast and the $5/lb Ecuador jumbo frozen shrimp...and they had one pack of London Broil for $4/lb (special discount), so I did get my proteins...and the beef was great b/c I needed it. Especially with the broccoli!

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 04:11 PM (tOcjL)

19 13 There is just as much sodium in Ranch as in Soy Sauce. Ranch transform your healthy salad into the equivalent of a micro-wave salad.
Don't eat a lot of Ranch. It will kill you!
Posted by: wferrin at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (lCdHU)

I always hated ranch - maybe that's why.
I was a sucker for a blue cheese dressing, instead. I was the weirdo asking for blue cheese for my wings and dipping my celery sticks in it.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 04:14 PM (tOcjL)

20 I realized that I hadn't made Stuffed Peppers in...well years, so I thought I should remedy that.

I cooked them yesterday using Chef John's recipe and they were delicious.

The Downside? Chef John's voice annoys me. He sounds like someone you'd catch playing with your dog's nipples. His recipes are good though, so I persevere.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 04:14 PM (YSUhf)

21 Veal Marsala was one of mom's signature dish. Her osso bucco was another. Back when America was a proper country, veal was not much more expensive than beef. My juvenile taste buds didn't appreciate veal back then, but those two dishes always got my attention...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 04:15 PM (08OqX)

22 CBD what is wrong with herring?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


in this case, it's that they are staring at the eater, whole and apparently unscaled, while breaching from the pie crust.

As a decorative idea it's clever. As a foodstuff, it's off-putting.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2026 04:16 PM (C0Nlv)

23 Stargazy pie has always intrigued me. The name is whimsical. The look is humorous. Don't think I'd eat it.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 27, 2026 04:16 PM (ftFVW)

24 Salted butter will last longer than sweet: that’s why they salted it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 04:17 PM (TADlS)

25 Nova,

You weren't the weirdo. The original Buffalo Wings were served with blue cheese dressing.

Be proud of your moldy cheese preferences!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 04:17 PM (YSUhf)

26 Stargazy pie has always intrigued me. The name is whimsical. The look is humorous. Don't think I'd eat it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 27, 2026 04:16 PM (ftFVW)


not everyone has access to whole herring.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)

27 16 Oh ya, Mac 'n Cheese soda and a big bowl of Poutine. Dat dere's good eatin', eh!

Posted by: A denizen of the Great White North at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (skR0U)

I wonder if photographs can make the Art thread?
You've given me a reason to live.

I'll look for the drink at Walmart.
To top things off Ketchup Chips and Clamoto?
It's been a while but tomato clam juice.
A classic.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Sco7b)

28 That fish pie does look more like a art piece that food
Off putting to me either way

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)

29 So, since I didn't make beef all week, I asked the spouse yesterday to do a freezer clear out and see if we had any buried...and he did find a NY Strip steak pack from last Christmas, so that's dinner tonight. It's that great moment when you find it, and that sad moment when you realize you only paid $6/lb for it...

But I'm gonna be happy about the protein finds today, and enjoy the steak tonight.

We're having it with potato salad, a bagged poppy seed salad (another great deal) and grapes (stupid cheap lately) and blueberries (one other produce item Safeway did have from their ad)...

And salted dark chocolate brownies for dessert (most going to youth group, but saved 1 per family member for us)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 04:20 PM (tOcjL)

30 My manager did a junk food and wine pairing at a vineyard...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 27, 2026 04:20 PM (VCgbV)

31 The Downside? Chef John's voice annoys me. He sounds like someone you'd catch playing with your dog's nipples. His recipes are good though, so I persevere.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 04:14 PM (YSUhf)

Wow. That is oddly specific.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 04:20 PM (P/woT)

32 25 Nova,

You weren't the weirdo. The original Buffalo Wings were served with blue cheese dressing.

Be proud of your moldy cheese preferences!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 04:17 PM (YSUhf)

Yeah, blue cheese is one of those dairy items I actually do miss b/c it brought so much flavor and funk vs normal cheeses...I used it in a lot of ways...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)

33 Salted butter will last longer than sweet: that’s why they salted it.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 04:17 PM (TADlS)

Lived next door to a Swede and she never refrigerated her butter. Pretty sure it was salted, and she would go through a stick every other day. Here in Florida, I can take butter out of the fridge and it would be spreadable in about fifteen minutes..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 04:21 PM (08OqX)

34 The lovely and gourmet-oriented Mrs naturalfake, who will eat pretty much any sort of sea food thought Star Gazey Pue looked very unappealing and promised that if confronted with one in the future would refuse to eat.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 04:22 PM (YSUhf)

35 Stargazy pie looks interesting. I love the shock value.

Wonder if it’s any good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 04:22 PM (yEz+x)

36 Got a combo FWP and food problem. Didn't quite make it through the last half cow and the next half cow is at the processor being cut and frozen. I see freezer tetris in my near future.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 27, 2026 04:22 PM (ftFVW)

37 Wow. That is oddly specific.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 04:20 PM (P/woT)


Well...he shakes his Manhattans, so additional perversions are not surprising.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 04:23 PM (k5CNB)

38 Here in Florida, I can take butter out of the fridge and it would be spreadable in about fifteen minutes..
Posted by: Joe Kidd

A puddle of butter fat here.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 04:23 PM (NnhvP)

39 Blue cheese dressing is by far the superior choice for wings vs. ranch.

Posted by: ballistic at September 27, 2026 04:23 PM (oqH4h)

40 Got a combo FWP and food problem. Didn't quite make it through the last half cow and the next half cow is at the processor being cut and frozen. I see freezer tetris in my near future.
Posted by: She Hobbit


Pemican or jerky!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 04:24 PM (NnhvP)

41 She Hobbit, Eat More Beef!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:26 PM (QwZKw)

42 We keep butter on the counter but only enough for a couple of days. That's for spreading. Never had a problem with mold. If I'm cooking stuff in butter, I get it from the fridge. Spreadability (if there is such a word and, if not, there should be) is important.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 04:26 PM (yTvNw)

43 I've had a butter dish for years. Here's the trick to not getting moldy butter.

Use the butter.

It's not a magic box. Leave butter out too long and it will get moldy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 04:27 PM (viF8m)

44 I found a package of ground beef hiding in the freezer. It should be thawed by now. Now I'm torn between making spaghetti or a bean-corn-onion-beef casserole with chili powder.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 04:27 PM (P/woT)

45 41 She Hobbit, Eat More Beef!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:26 PM (QwZKw)

Agreed - I see a freezer still full of beef parts as a first world bennie. You could be the most popular person on your street by hosting a BBQ or potluck and bringing the beef!

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 04:27 PM (tOcjL)

46 Lived next door to a Swede and she never refrigerated her butter. Pretty sure it was salted, and she would go through a stick every other day. Here in Florida, I can take butter out of the fridge and it would be spreadable in about fifteen minutes..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 04:21 PM (08OqX)

You're supposed to refrigerate butter?
I'm alone and kept some on the counter for months.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 04:28 PM (Sco7b)

47 35 Stargazy pie looks interesting. I love the shock value.

Wonder if it’s any good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 04:22 PM (yEz+x)

It actually looks kinda good to me. That crust is perfection. I just don't know about the fish part of fish pie.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 04:28 PM (CjHsb)

48 Here in Florida, I can take butter out of the fridge and it would be spreadable in about fifteen minutes..
Posted by: Joe Kidd

A puddle of butter fat here.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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How warm do you keep your house???
I'm in Texas and just keep it in the cooler part of the kitchen.
The problem with keeping it in the fridge and pulling it out to get it spreadable is remembering to do so in advance.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 27, 2026 04:28 PM (VCgbV)

49 Stuffed peppers. When I set out on my own at age 18. I nearly starved to death having nothing but Newport Creamery pistachio ice cream and quarter beers from Tony's Point Pub.

One day my mom brought some left over stuffed peppers, which I devoured and showered mom with thanks and praise.

Every day on for that entire summer, mom brought me leftover stuffed peppers.

Like Quint, I will never eat another stuffed pepper again.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2026 04:29 PM (bX16E)

50 44 I found a package of ground beef hiding in the freezer. It should be thawed by now. Now I'm torn between making spaghetti or a bean-corn-onion-beef casserole with chili powder.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 04:27 PM (P/woT)

I'd do the casserole...and save about a 1/4lb to make pasta the next day with veg, and get 2 beef meals (especially if no more beef is hiding in the freezer).

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 04:29 PM (tOcjL)

51 I leave my butter out all the time and it has never gotten moldy.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:30 PM (QwZKw)

52 Pilchards: herring by another name?

CBD what is wrong with herring?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 04:07 PM (NnhvP)

Say, buddy, have you herred? She's going to buy me a mockingbirred.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:30 PM (peOdB)

53 I put a dish of lard out for the cats. It used to be that one of the cats would get on the table and lick the butter, so I would leave a second butter dish open for the cats and have my own, and then I realized that butter was expensive and I was tired of them not being able to tell the difference between "mine" and "theirs"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 04:30 PM (rbvCR)

54 CBD
Many moons ago I was at the Hidden Valley Ranch manufacturing facility on the west coast for an energy efficiency project.

It was spotless.

Just wanted to let you know how impressed I was. I visited many manufacturers and this was the cleanest I had ever seen!

Posted by: The Dog at September 27, 2026 04:31 PM (gIA2Y)

55 Here's the trick to not getting moldy butter.

Use the butter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 04:27 PM (viF8m)


A novel approach!

I think a bit of butter got into one of those holes, and it was exposed to enough air that it got moldy. Weird.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 04:31 PM (k5CNB)

56 Cilantro = SOAP

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2026 04:31 PM (+gK6I)

57 And not boneless, skinless, chicken breasts either! I prefer full-fat bone-in, skin-on thighs, because I am not an effete hipster who is afraid of good food, and who politicizes his meals!

I don't like getting too political with food either but some times it just can't be helped.

There's some olive oil in the cabinet I'm a little suspicious of because it's Spanish olives, and you know what that means; union olives, or at worst, communists.

There's also a tub of Irish butter in the fridge that I'm keeping a serious eye on because you all know how Troublesome they can be when left unattended.

I was using French butter but it went on strike one day and I never saw it again.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

58 There is just as much sodium in Ranch as in Soy Sauce. Ranch transform your healthy salad into the equivalent of a micro-wave salad.
Don't eat a lot of Ranch. It will kill you!
Posted by: wferrin at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (lCdHU)

I loathe Ranch dressing. Looks like it came out the back gate of a Bull Test station.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:32 PM (peOdB)

59 I think a bit of butter got into one of those holes, and it was exposed to enough air that it got moldy. Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 04:31 PM (k5CNB)

I have a butter keeper that has a water reservoir under the butter dish...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2026 04:33 PM (+gK6I)

60 RANCH DRESSING -- dry powder, not wet bottled
The dipping sauce below was created for a grandson for his chicken nuggets ... Since then, we've found it to also be a tasty sauce for dipping fried pickles and for making chicken wraps.

1 cup Hellmann’s mayonnaise (no substitutes)
1 Tbsp. Hidden Valley ranch dry powder (no substitutes)
1 Tbsp. Sweet ‘n Spicy BBQ Sauce –
Sweet Baby Ray’s (no substitutes)
1 Tbsp. yellow mustard – any brand
1 or 2 Tbsp. honey – any brand

Stir together all ingredients until well blended. Refrigerate for 1 hour, then stir again. Can be thinned with some neutral oil if the sauce does not flow smoothly from a squeeze bottle.

Posted by: Kathy at September 27, 2026 04:33 PM (MOK4W)

61 I've been having trouble finding the small, 7oz cans of tomato juice lately. Shopped a number of stores, nada. Campbell's made them, and they'd be store brand. Found a half gallon or larger bottle of Campbell's, but I live alone and only occasionally have bloody Mary's, that's a bit much.
Anyone else notice this?

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 04:34 PM (sl73Y)

62 Also, I cooked down tomatoes to paste and made tomato sauce for canning.
I cook them down in a crock pot for about two days, adding extra tomatoes in from time to time, and then when it is reduced enough I run it through a strainer and can the sauce.
It has been an odd year for tomatoes, the Willamettes did not do very well, the Cherokee purples did do well but are maturing late, and the yearly volunteer I allow was spindly.
The nice thing is that last year was a great year and I still have canned tomatoes and sauce left from lastyear.
Here is hoping that next year will be better

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 04:34 PM (rbvCR)

63 Nurse,

why parboil perfectly good chicken thighs and make them soggy? Why not use a little of your dressing as a quick marinade.

Grill and use the rest as a baste?

and this is a question as opposed to the typical dogmatic opinions shared here which are typically in contravention to my reasoned, thoughtful and correct views.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 27, 2026 04:35 PM (Eq62Z)

64 Homemade 'Ranch'

4 oz greek yogurt
2 tab mayo
a teaspoon or two of milk to loosen it up
salt n' pepper, dried herbs & onion powder, dash of white wine vinegar or lemon juice
smashed roasted garlic clove if'n you're into that kinda thing

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2026 04:35 PM (nEUC6)

65 I loathe Ranch dressing. Looks like it came out the back gate of a Bull Test station.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:32 PM (peOdB)

I bet buffalo essence is no where near as good as Ranch on buffalo wings.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)

66 I have a butter keeper that has a water reservoir under the butter dish...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2026 04:33 PM (+gK6I)

Mine does too. I wonder whether it is to keep air flow to a minimum, or keep the butter hydrated, which makes less sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 04:36 PM (k5CNB)

67 I test drove a liquid marinade that used both lime and pineapple juice in the recipe. I decided tat it wasn't worth all the effort and went back to a dry seasoning for fajitas.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:38 PM (QwZKw)

68 >>I think a bit of butter got into one of those holes, and it was exposed to enough air that it got moldy. Weird.

Mine doesn't have the holes. I've never seen one like that. It seems that would defeat the purpose.

Put the butter in the top part, put enough water in the bottom unit so that creates an airtight seal with the top unit and no air (relatively) gets to the butter.

Air is not your friend when storing butter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 04:38 PM (viF8m)

69 59 I think a bit of butter got into one of those holes, and it was exposed to enough air that it got moldy. Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 04:31 PM (k5CNB)

I have a butter keeper that has a water reservoir under the butter dish...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2026 04:33 PM (+gK6I)

I just use a normal butter dish and leave it out until the stick is gone. Never had any mold. Maybe we use it up too fast for that, IDK.

Grandma had a butter cabinet in her kitchen. Went through the wall, so it kept cool and aired out. She used it always, but then, butter came in 1 lb cubes and was delivered with the milk bottles.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 04:39 PM (8Tawa)

70 Many moons ago I was at the Hidden Valley Ranch
Posted by: The Dog at September 27, 2026 04:31 PM (gIA2Y)

Were you greeted by the lovely Anna Maria Albergetti? and can you explain who she was? I do not have a clue. Some actress I assume.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 27, 2026 04:39 PM (Eq62Z)

71 Mine does too. I wonder whether it is to keep air flow to a minimum, or keep the butter hydrated, which makes less sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 04:36 PM (k5CNB)

Moderates the temperature so it doesn't swing wildly in either direction quickly.

Posted by: ballistic at September 27, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

72 I always have a quarter stick of butter on the counter, and have never had it go bad. Use a stick every four days or so, mostly for toast. I've left it out a week and a half or longer when I'm popping in and out.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 04:39 PM (sl73Y)

73 I've been having trouble finding the small, 7oz cans of tomato juice lately.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 04:34 PM (sl73Y)

The portion is perfect! I buy the 7 oz. cans of tonic water because the big bottles go flat so quickly!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 04:39 PM (k5CNB)

74 Probably to keep the butter from exposure to air and also to keep it cool.
I've just always used a heavy porcelain/ceramic butter dish.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 27, 2026 04:39 PM (VCgbV)

75 69 59 I think a bit of butter got into one of those holes, and it was exposed to enough air that it got moldy. Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 04:31 PM (k5CNB)

Mine doesn't have holes

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2026 04:40 PM (+gK6I)

76 How long does it take the butter to mold on the counter?

Does it depend on whether the butter is in a tub or sticks?

Serious questions.
I always leave it in the fridge and try to remember to take it out if I need to spread it on something.
But I know lots of people that leave it out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)

77 We be hopes the Demercrats win the midterm elections so we can ipreach Trump again. Thus way we c answer show the world we hates Trump two !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 27, 2026 04:41 PM (47Dv1)

78 Couple of things that make me say "why didn't I think of this before". First, I love oatmeal, the slow cook, steel cut type. I usually add cinnamon, a drizzle of honey and a splash of milk or cream. It occurred to me I could accomplish the same taste with a spoonful of vanilla ice cream. It works great and gives a deeper taste. And I'm going to add a bit of cinnamon whenever I have vanilla ice cream.

The second thing is soup. When we have some veggies in the fridge getting past their prime, it's time to make soup. I might use a chicken or beef or garlic based broth. I usually have a bowl of kraut in the fridge. I've mentioned in the past that I'm a sauerkraut fanatic so I added some as I heated the soup for an individual serving. Delish!. It adds a tang I enjoy and the taste isn't washed away in the cooking.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 04:41 PM (yTvNw)

79 Oh ya, Mac 'n Cheese soda and a big bowl of Poutine. Dat dere's good eatin', eh!
Posted by: A denizen of the Great White North at September 27, 2026 04:10 PM (skR0U)

Speaking of poutine. Last week, I was in Three Hills, and being hungry, went into a relatively new cafe on the main road passing through town. Staffed by a vaguely Mediterranean-looking young man. Ordered poutine, and a coffee. Coffee comes with a dish f those little creamer cups, and I put 3 of them in, without appreciably whitening the coffee. 2% milk? WTF? Why even bother? It's the fat that I want. There was one 18% coffee cream in the bowl, so I added that, too. Poutine arrives, served in a small bowl with a big flange on the rim. Curly fries. Curly fries? AYFKM? Should be straight, hand-cut, hot greasy fries. There was gravy and cheese curds. And a sprinkle of some green herb, apparently fenugreek. It was barely edible. Will not be going back there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:41 PM (peOdB)

80 That Mac 'n' Cheese soda is just a MAID delivery system.

Speaking of macaroni and cheese, dinner was leftover bacon gouda mac (baked) and lamb I found in the freezer. So good!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 04:41 PM (kpS4V)

81 51 I leave my butter out all the time and it has never gotten moldy.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:30 PM (QwZKw)

I had mine out for months. A lot of months.
I keep peanut butter in the fridge. But when Mom and I moved to butter, it stayed out.

And with just me I think I may have inadvertently partipated in a 'Mythbusters' like experiment.

And when I say months.
I lived.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 04:41 PM (Sco7b)

82 Denied! Dallas defense came to play today.

Time for a cold brew.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 04:42 PM (YSUhf)

83 I went to visit my sister and the BIL at their farm last weekend and brought back a cooler filled with pasture-raised pork and chicken products. It was nice to be re-acquainted with chops and bacon from pigs that had room roam. The bacon was cured by a gifted local processor. The best bacon I've ever eaten.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

84 I've been having trouble finding the small, 7oz cans of tomato juice lately.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 04:34 PM (sl73Y)

I like the little cans of V-8. I think they're six ounces, and they're packaged in an 8-pack, IIRC. I haven't had trouble finding them at Kroger, but they haven't been on sale in a long time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 04:43 PM (CjHsb)

85 Fall has tiptoed into the high chapparal. Chugwater Chili is on the menu. Maybe cornbread if I rouse myself from the Sunday afternoon torpor.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Eq62Z)

86 The spicy hot V-8 makes a good Bloody Mary.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:45 PM (QwZKw)

87 "... and I was tired of them not being able to tell the difference between "mine" and "theirs"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 04:30 PM (rbvCR)"
----

"OUR butter, Comrade." --- the cats

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 04:45 PM (kpS4V)

88 And when I say months.
I lived.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 04:41 PM (Sco7b)

I imagine they put a lot of preservatives in butter to make it keep so long.

If we got some Amish butter it would probably last a month at most.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

89 When my wife and i got married she was surprised to see me leave the butter out in a covered dish. Eventually she got used to the fact you can let that stuff sit out for weeks with no problem. i have literally never had to throw the butter out.

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at September 27, 2026 04:46 PM (U/7CP)

90 It was barely edible. Will not be going back there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:41 PM (peOdB)

Don't let AOP fool ya'll, he is 100% Canadian when it comes to his poutine.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

91 86 The spicy hot V-8 makes a good Bloody Mary.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:45 PM (QwZKw)

It's also great heated, like soup, with sourdough toast and a hunk of cheese. One of my favorite winter lunches.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 04:48 PM (CjHsb)

92 85 Fall has tiptoed into the high chapparal. Chugwater Chili is on the menu. Maybe cornbread if I rouse myself from the Sunday afternoon torpor.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Eq62Z)

We've been living in the camper for about three months this summer, due to renovations in the house. I am so ready to have a real kitchen and actually cook again. Processing produce from the garden has been a serious challenge. I'm mostly drying veggies because trying to can in a camper is... frustrating.

We have cabinets installed, countertops should come next week sometime, plumbing completed shortly thereafter. It is full blown fall here, birch trees golden and leaves falling constantly. I'm ready to start cooking good stuff like real chili and cornbread. I can almost taste it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 04:49 PM (8Tawa)

93 Mine doesn't have the holes. I've never seen one like that. It seems that would defeat the purpose.

Put the butter in the top part, put enough water in the bottom unit so that creates an airtight seal with the top unit and no air (relatively) gets to the butter.

Air is not your friend when storing butter.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 04:38 PM (viF8m)

Sodastream ought to come out with a counter-top butter safe accessory, with a tight-sealing lid, and a mechanism to purge the air from the safe with a shout of CO2 from their cylinder once the lid is closed. I know it's not food, but I preserve POR15 paint by filling the can with a shot of CO2 from my welder, when replacing the lid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:50 PM (peOdB)

94 but I have never been a fan of moldy butter, unlike cheese, which is delicious!
---

Which raises the question, how does one know when blue cheese has gone bad?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 04:50 PM (XeU6L)

95 If you want to mold butter, first you have to get some butter molds. I like the wooden ones. Then you have to get your butter just soft enough that it will press easily into the molds. When you have the butter in the molds then put the butter molds in the freezer until they are cold enough to come out of the molds in one piece: voilá, molded butter!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 04:51 PM (TADlS)

96 Poutine gets a lot of crap from Americans, and I've never had it, so I can't judge.

But, I bet I'd like it.
I'm the kid who used to order sirloin tips with gravy from Ryan's & Quincy's steakhouses and I liked dipping those big steak fries in the brown gravy and eating that more than the steak.

I'd probably love poutine.
It's just a different form of potatoes and gravy to me.

Americans are coming close with our "Loaded Fries" where we dump everything possible on a batch of fries.
(which I also love)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:51 PM (6ydKt)

97 Irish "bog butter" is still edible after 10 centuries stored in a bog. Archaeologists who have eaten samples say it doesn't taste very good.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 04:51 PM (rj6Yv)

98 I use spicy V-8 as the base for gazpacho.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:51 PM (QwZKw)

99 >>It's also great heated, like soup, with sourdough toast and a hunk of cheese. One of my favorite winter lunches.

Also great in beef stew.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

100 Pete Bog

I used to make those chicken thighs for my boys when they lived at home and found that par boiling and then throwing on the grill to crisp was faster and safer as my boys were always STARVING. I have pulled chicken off the grill too soon and had to reapply many times. And I hate overcooked meats.

I have a butterbell. It works great! Butter stays soft and spreadable and doesn’t go rancid.

I’ve never seen butter get moldy. Gross.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 04:52 PM (yEz+x)

101 1 cup Hellmann’s mayonnaise (no substitutes)
Posted by: Kathy

AKA as Best Foods on the west coast and AZ.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 04:52 PM (NnhvP)

102 If we got some Amish butter it would probably last a month at most.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

It would not last that long at my house. I'd eat it all long before the month is out.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 04:53 PM (CjHsb)

103 Oh, I should report, the bacon and tomatillo chili was a homerun. Kids and spouse inhaled it, and loved it (and just wanted it spicier). You didn't feel the beef was missing, maybe b/c I took some of my bacon grease to saute the veg...

If beef stays high and bacon keeps going on sale under $4/lb, I can see this returning (without the tomatillos just b/c I got an amazing deal on them, and might not get that again...but I did love them in this)...b/c 1lb of bacon works for 4 lbs of beans (so 1/4lb works for 1lb if you need a reduction in size, b/c I tend to make for 10...by doing that, I had one serving left for a boy lunch the next day)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 04:53 PM (tOcjL)

104 Which raises the question, how does one know when blue cheese has gone bad?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 04:50 PM (XeU6L)

The mold clears up? or it turns into gorgonzola?

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Eq62Z)

105 Sodastream ought to come out with a counter-top butter safe accessory, with a tight-sealing lid, and a mechanism to purge the air from the safe with a shout of CO2 from their cylinder once the lid is closed. I know it's not food, but I preserve POR15 paint by filling the can with a shot of CO2 from my welder, when replacing the lid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:50 PM (peOdB)

That's actually a great idea.
Put it in a fridge and maybe keep vegetables & meats fresh longer, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

106 I need a good steak. Been eating seafood all summer and as much as I love it, I need a break.

Big fat juicy steak. Tomorrow. For sure.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at September 27, 2026 04:55 PM (3ImbR)

107 my boys were always STARVING.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 04:52 PM (yEz+x)

I do remember changing my dinner strategies once the boy became a teenager. Between him and DH, I always came home from work running, hopefully having left something in the slow cooker all day. Honestly, teenage boys are the plague of locusts in a kitchen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 04:55 PM (8Tawa)

108 like the little cans of V-8. I think they're six ounces, and they're packaged in an 8-pack, IIRC. I haven't had trouble finding them at Kroger, but they haven't been on sale in a long time.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

The tomato juice was always right next to the V-8. It's mysteriously vanished.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 04:55 PM (sl73Y)

109 Takes about 10 minutes to make homemade butter.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:55 PM (QwZKw)

110 Don't let AOP fool ya'll, he is 100% Canadian when it comes to his poutine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

You know, I had never heard of poutine when I was growing up in BC. First encountered it here in Alberta, maybe in the 1990's. It has now become quite popular here. Another weird food fact about BC, both White Spot drive-ins, and Joe Troll's restaurant in Horseshoe Bay sold really good Manhattan clam chowder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:56 PM (peOdB)

111 Sodastream ought to come out with a counter-top butter safe accessory, with a tight-sealing lid, and a mechanism to purge the air from the safe with a shout of CO2 from their cylinder once the lid is closed. I know it's not food, but I preserve POR15 paint by filling the can with a shot of CO2 from my welder, when replacing the lid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:50 PM (peOdB

When we need to revolt and build our tanks, my friend here is amazing and his friend too.

I'll handle supply and logistics.

On the topic of poutine, there is a local place my friend introduced me too. I was shocked at the number of different varities.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 04:56 PM (Sco7b)

112 Butter wouldn't melt so you put it in the pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2026 04:57 PM (Cqx++)

113 Which raises the question, how does one know when blue cheese has gone bad?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


When you can't tell it from the casu marzu, it's done.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 04:57 PM (VHUov)

114 109 Takes about 10 minutes to make homemade butter.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:55 PM (QwZKw)

I remember doing that in elementary school, in a mason jar. Lots of shaking as I recall. And it was darned tasty, too. I doubt kids do that any more.

We also made soap, with the help of the teacher for the lye. I bet nobody does that any more, either.

I still make all our soap. Cheaper and much better than anything store bought.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 04:58 PM (8Tawa)

115 109 Takes about 10 minutes to make homemade butter.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:55 PM (QwZKw)

They have automatic butter churners now?
Must be kind of like an ice cream maker.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

116 I use chicken thighs when I cook Chicken Paprikash.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 04:59 PM (rj6Yv)

117 Kraft Dinner has turned its iconic mac & cheese into a cream soda flavor

One year my brother gifted me a Jones' Soda set for Thanksgiving...the flavors look disgusting, so I never tried it...
One flavor I remember was Salmon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 04:59 PM (l3cgK)

118 They have automatic butter churners now?
Must be kind of like an ice cream maker.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

Put it in cocktail shakers, and strap them Shakira's hips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 05:00 PM (peOdB)

119 Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:55 PM (QwZKw)
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Can you make butter from mares' milk?

Recipe starts with:

1) Catch your mare.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 05:01 PM (rj6Yv)

120 The tomato juice was always right next to the V-8. It's mysteriously vanished.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 04:55 PM (sl73Y)

We've had several items go missing at Three Bears lately. It happens up her, more often by far than in the Lower 48. I think AK is the very ass-end of the supply chain, and when things go scarce, they disappear up here completely. I've gotten pretty good at making do and substitutions. Also, we stockpile when things are plentiful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:01 PM (8Tawa)

121 Dinner tonight will be a pork shoulder blade steak, done on the grill outside, along with a baked potato and salad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 05:01 PM (peOdB)

122 poutine?

Carne asada fries for FTW!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:02 PM (NnhvP)

123 Put it in cocktail shakers, and strap them Shakira's hips.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 05:00 PM (peOdB)

Dinner and a show!

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:02 PM (8Tawa)

124 Salad and a scotch first.
And have pumpkin pie and whipped cream for dessert

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 05:03 PM (Ia/+0)

125 You know, I had never heard of poutine when I was growing up in BC. First encountered it here in Alberta, maybe in the 1990's. It has now become quite popular here. Another weird food fact about BC, both White Spot drive-ins, and Joe Troll's restaurant in Horseshoe Bay sold really good Manhattan clam chowder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 04:56 PM (peOdB)

I made it to a Tim Hortons one time when I had to deliver something to Buffalo, NY.

It was on the way back, like 8 a.m., from Buffalo and I stopped off in Erie, PA to get some breakfast.

I'd heard of Tim Hortons and decided to give it a shot.
They had poutine on the menu, but it was breakfast so I don't know if they sold it. I ended up getting some breakfast sandwich I can't even remember. Should've bought a donut.

Maybe next time I get to a Tim Hortons I'll give some a shot for lunch.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)

126 tcn, Heavy cream, condensed milk and any flavor you want makes the best ice cream there is. 20 minutes to make and freeze it.

Made pistachio gelato today.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 05:03 PM (QwZKw)

127 Just made and sampled some homemade soup.

Carrot and orange.

Sautéed a bunch of onion in butter then add chicken stock and 2# carrots and cook till soft. Use a stick blender to purée. Add fresh oj and orange zest. Heat through.

Salt and pepper to taste. Very good. Clean. Healthy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 05:04 PM (Jmzdj)

128 My elder daughter won a first place for her salsa and a second place for her pickles at the local fall festival.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 27, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

129 I still make all our soap. Cheaper and much better than anything store bought.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Used to use crayons for color in our Castille soap.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:04 PM (NnhvP)

130 poutine?

Carne asada fries for FTW!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:02 PM (NnhvP)

I think that Mexican "fresh" cheese that is sold in the markets in AZ would be great on poutine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 05:05 PM (peOdB)

131 116 I use chicken thighs when I cook Chicken Paprikash.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 04:59 PM (rj6Yv)

Whenever I see or hear the word paprikash, it always reminds me of When Harry Met Sally.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 27, 2026 05:06 PM (SjAWL)

132
When you can't tell it from the casu marzu, it's done.
Posted by: mikeski
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Okay...had to look it up:

Casu martzu[1] (Sardinian: [ˈkazu ˈmaɾtsu]; lit. 'rotten cheese') is a Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live fly maggots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 05:06 PM (XeU6L)

133 I know lamb is a fav here. If you can, get true Iceland lamb. Not sure if it’s even available in USA. But it’s the best lamb I’ve ever had. Not joking.

It’s a purebred sheep found only in Iceland. They are all free range.

The taste is milder than USA or Australian lamb. But the meat is better marbled, almost melts in your mouth, and has a more complex flavor than lamb you can get here.

Iceland is famous for its lamb. I thought that was hype, until I tasted it.

We grilled a monster leg of lamb that came out perfect. I’ll send some pics for possible inclusion in a fire food thread.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 27, 2026 05:06 PM (dY410)

134 >>>@101
1 cup Hellmann’s mayonnaise (no substitutes) ...
Posted by: Kathy
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AKA as Best Foods on the west coast and AZ ... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 04:52 PM (NnhvP)
===================
Greetings ... Yes, Best Foods and Hellman's would both work in this sauce, as would Duke's mayo ... What would not work as well is Miracle Whip -- which has not graced the insides of any of my refrigerators or cupboards since childhood.

Posted by: Kathy at September 27, 2026 05:06 PM (MOK4W)

135 Used to use crayons for color in our Castille soap.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:04 PM (NnhvP)

Taylor Lorenz was there when the mob stormed the Castille.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 05:07 PM (peOdB)

136 "carbonated butter" has now supplanted "caffeinated bacon" in my eagerly awaited food-of-the-future list.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 05:08 PM (rbvCR)

137 Doing pasta, meatballs in sauce with Italian bread tonight

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)

Sunday sauce here. Summer did not overstay its welcome and steak prices have put that item on the seasonal menu for the time being.

Ground beef was north of $6/lb this week, but I picked up a 3 lb package of frozen burger patties at Walmorte for under $15. Thawed four patties and mixed in a pound of bulk mild sausage. Oh, and I found a bag of steak bones in the freezer, so they went in with the meatballs. So, technically, it's still Steak Sunday!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 05:08 PM (08OqX)

138 My favorite marinades are Italian dressing, especially the dregs of the bottom. Add a little balsamic vinegar, garlic, and Italian seasoning and let it sit. Also gets rid of at least one not-quite-empty bottle in the fridge!

Posted by: March Hare at September 27, 2026 05:08 PM (+A1pr)

139 Whenever I see or hear the word paprikash, it always reminds me of When Harry Met Sally.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 27, 2026 05:06 PM (SjAWL)

I'll have what she's having.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)

140 Maybe next time I get to a Tim Hortons I'll give some a shot for lunch.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)

I go to mine here only for coffee and they give Ralphy free timbits. He barks and they know him.

I'm REALLY not a fussy eater but there's not really anything I'd crave. Oh, when I was in Ohio, they had soup in a bread bowl. That was great.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 05:09 PM (Sco7b)

141
Taylor Lorenz was there when the mob stormed the Castille.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Got me!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:09 PM (NnhvP)

142 Dead fish pie! Yum! 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

143 They have automatic butter churners now?
Must be kind of like an ice cream maker.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)


I always wondered if a paint shaker would work or not.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 05:10 PM (rbvCR)

144 And yes, I ate hakarl. I had it before and knew it was nasty. For s&g, I bought a can.

The smell is so strong and disgusting my mom changed her clothes after I opened it. Smells like rotting fish soaked in ammonia.

The taste is not nearly as offensive as the smell. Kinda bland, actually. A very salty, fishy taste. Very rubbery and chewy. The aftertaste lingers for hours.

I’ll also send a pic of this disgustingness.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 27, 2026 05:11 PM (dY410)

145 Home made dirty rice for dinner tonight, which apparently requires chicken livers and/or gizzards to be authentic. I will be skipping those and instead use Worcestershire sauce and Porcini mushromm powder for the umami flavor.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2026 05:11 PM (+fdRY)

146 I make both the butter and ice cream with just a hand held mixer.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 05:11 PM (QwZKw)

147 I like ranch dressing on all kinds of food. Especially with cheese

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 27, 2026 05:12 PM (jrgJz)

148 I still make all our soap. Cheaper and much better than anything store bought.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 04:58 PM (8Tawa)


What do you use for the fat to saponify?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 05:12 PM (rbvCR)

149 We ALWAYS leave the butter on the counter.

I have NEVER observed mold on the butter.

Judging by our respective waistlines, I believe butter in the Idiot household is consumed much more quickly than in the CBD household.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 05:13 PM (HlyYF)

150 I'll have what she's having.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)
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Too much pepper on the paprikash!

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 05:14 PM (rj6Yv)

151 And fried chicken skins are the BOMB! My SIL is Chinese and uses Chinese Five Spice, garlic, and chili flakes on his. I could make a meal out of them. He also uses bone-in chicken thighs, as do I, because they have more flavor than breasts.

Posted by: March Hare at September 27, 2026 05:14 PM (+A1pr)

152 What do you use for the fat to saponify?
Posted by: Kindltot

Cheap olive oil for Castile soap. I have also used vegetable oil but didn't like the soap.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM (NnhvP)

153 Well, back to the salt mines. Cleaning out a rack of bins on the east wall. What is this? Am I ever going to use it? If answer is "maybe", back into a freshly vacuumed bin. If answer is "no", then does it have scrap value? If it does, it gets rendered out, if not, into the trash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM (peOdB)

154 a Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live fly maggots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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For that certain je ne sais quois...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM (XeU6L)

155 I found a package of ground beef hiding in the freezer. It should be thawed by now. Now I'm torn between making spaghetti or a bean-corn-onion-beef casserole with chili powder.

I decided to do the "chili." The ground beef looked odd while I was frying it, without any fat in the pan. Digging the vac-seal wrapper out of the trash, I found it was 93/7 extra lean mix. Oh. Plus it had a 2022 date on it. Double oh. Nah, it'll be fine.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM (GjEvj)

156 147 I like ranch dressing on all kinds of food. Especially with cheese

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 27, 2026 05:12 PM (jrgJz)

When Ranch came out in the 80s, everybody went nuts for it.
It was at every function, wedding, event I went to.
With all kinds of veggies, chips, cheeses to dip it in.

I liked seeing videos of Europeans eating Ranch for the first time and going nuts over it, trying to bring it home or have people mail it to them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM (6ydKt)

157 Butter on the table?

Yes.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM (3Q4mi)

158 Supposedly, butter can last a week at room temp. I’ve never had the balls to do that. I just take out the night before what I think I’ll need the next day.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 27, 2026 05:16 PM (dY410)

159 128 My elder daughter won a first place for her salsa and a second place for her pickles at the local fall festival.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 27, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

Congrats to her!

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 05:16 PM (tOcjL)

160 I cook boneless skinless chicken breasts in garlic and white wine. Never dry or tasteless.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 05:16 PM (QwZKw)

161 I put ranch dressing on my Freedom Fries and on catfish filets.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 05:17 PM (rj6Yv)

162 I'm REALLY not a fussy eater but there's not really anything I'd crave. Oh, when I was in Ohio, they had soup in a bread bowl. That was great.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 05:09 PM (Sco7b)

Never had that either.
I believe I'm only into eating ice cream cones.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

163 1) Catch your mare.
Posted by: mrp
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Should be on a nest, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 05:18 PM (XeU6L)

164 Should be on a nest, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 05:18 PM (XeU6L)
===

Horse feathers.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 05:19 PM (rj6Yv)

165 Cheap olive oil for Castile soap. I have also used vegetable oil but didn't like the soap.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM (NnhvP)


There were a couple of Spanish mini-documentaries on ladies using used frying oil - olive oil though I expect some of it was rapeseed - for soap in the traditional way. I wondered if cottonseed oil or peanut oil would do well since it is pretty cheap

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 05:22 PM (rbvCR)

166 One other thing I made this week (and guest ate it for lunch today, so it was a win). My spouse calls it for fall soup...roasted a whole butternut squash, 3 apples, and 1 big vidalia onion (only onion depeeled - rest only halved and desseded) with olive oil and s&p...took the skin off the squash, and tossed it all in a pot with just 16 oz of chicken bone broth, a TB of maple syrup, and cinnamon, ginger, salt, and pepper - cooked 15 more minutes, used a hand blender, and had a beatiful thick warming lunch dish...will make again b/c squash and apples and onions are so cheap this week (once I can get them again)...feeds about 6 lunches, depending on the appetite...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 27, 2026 05:22 PM (tOcjL)

167 NFL is unwatchable now, just one yellow flag after another.

Posted by: javems at September 27, 2026 05:25 PM (zFsEm)

168 Fish tacos tonight, but I am not making them. We are picking them up from a little place up the street. They are local tropical sheepshead, keys southern spice, spicy dill aioli, greens, pickled onions, corn tortillas.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

169 158 Supposedly, butter can last a week at room temp. I’ve never had the balls to do that. I just take out the night before what I think I’ll need the next day.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 27, 2026 05

Just get a butter bell and change the water out every day. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

170 168 Fish tacos tonight, but I am not making them. We are picking them up from a little place up the street. They are local tropical sheepshead, keys southern spice, spicy dill aioli, greens, pickled onions, corn tortillas.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:25 PM



Yum!

Any chance you could send me a dozen via the comments section?

[I assume Pixy has perfected the AOS transporter system by now.]

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 05:29 PM (HlyYF)

171 Something I grew up eating is a pita bread dipped in a tahini/molasses mix. My grandparents always used regular molasses but traditional recipes call for a pomegranate molasses. Just got a bottle and it is nice. Tangy and flavorful but not too strong. I foresee some of that dip in the near future.

Another use will be for a tahini and yogurt sauce I like. A little of the pom. molasses should add a nice kick.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 05:29 PM (yTvNw)

172 Pot roast, mashed potatoes, steamed broccoli, gravy. 2 loaves of sourdough earlier, one for the house, one for gifting.

Posted by: ChE99 at September 27, 2026 05:30 PM (14tjg)

173 Yum!

Any chance you could send me a dozen via the comments section?

[I assume Pixy has perfected the AOS transporter system by now.]
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 05

If Pixy could swing this, Ben Had would be sending tons of food to me. She is probably grateful it doesn’t work!

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

174 I wondered if cottonseed oil or peanut oil would do well since it is pretty cheap
Posted by: Kindltot

This should help. https://tinyurl.com/3weyzdyn

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:33 PM (NnhvP)

175 >>Just get a butter bell and change the water out every day. Easy peasy.

See?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 05:33 PM (viF8m)

176 175 >>Just get a butter bell and change the water out every day. Easy peasy.

See?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 05:33 PM (viF8m

Should I read the comments and find out I am the 83rd person to suggest this?

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

177 If Pixy could swing this, Ben Had would be sending tons of food to me. She is probably grateful it doesn’t work!

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:31 PM


If Ben Had could put in a 100-hour work week, to meet the greatest need of every single Moron and 'ette, Ben would gladly take on that duty.

Thank goodness (for Ben) that not every day is a TXMoMe day!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 05:36 PM (HlyYF)

178 Yum!

Any chance you could send me a dozen via the comments section?

[I assume Pixy has perfected the AOS transporter system by now.]
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 05

If Pixy could swing this, Ben Had would be sending tons of food to me. She is probably grateful it doesn’t work!
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
===

A few years back, sending lemon bars via the USBs was a hot topic.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 05:36 PM (rj6Yv)

179 My elder daughter won a first place for her salsa and a second place for her pickles at the local fall festival.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 27, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

Sweet! Was it fresh? Cooked? Mild? Spicey?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 05:36 PM (08OqX)

180 148 I still make all our soap. Cheaper and much better than anything store bought.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 04:58 PM (8Tawa)

What do you use for the fat to saponify?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 05:12 PM (rbvCR)

Olive oil, beef tallow, palm oil if I want a very hard bar, and cocoanut oil for suds, but not too much because it dries skin (oddly). I may add any number of other oils, like avocado or castor oil, depending on what I need it turn out like. I add coffee grounds if I need scrubby soap, like for post-fishing or really grubby work, and it's not bad for just bath soap either, kinda nice on the skin. I avoid most colors because they can stain the shower and they just cost money.

For scents I use only essential oils, no fake scents. They last longer and are kinder to skin. Lavender and lemon grass is nice, also spruce cedar and fir needle for a Christmas soap, and I've even done cinnamon nutmeg, although that tends to make the soap bolt before it's poured so it's tricky.

https://soapcalc.net/calculator

Use that to figure amounts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:37 PM (8Tawa)

181 Use that to figure amounts.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Yup that was the site I linked.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:39 PM (NnhvP)

182 What do you use for the fat to saponify?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 05:12 PM (rbvCR)

How about moldy butter?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 05:39 PM (k5CNB)

183 I liked seeing videos of Europeans eating Ranch for the first time and going nuts over it, trying to bring it home or have people mail it to them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM

++++
This. Loved watching the visiting fans of Men's Metric Kickball delighting in what they called "ranch sauce."
Heh. It's so ordinary to us for chicken wings and celery and dips.

Speaking of good food, will we be seeing you at the MoMe?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 05:39 PM (2Ez/1)

184 179 My elder daughter won a first place for her salsa and a second place for her pickles at the local fall festival.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 27, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

Sweet! Was it fresh? Cooked? Mild? Spicey?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 05:36 PM (08OqX)

Time to crown the new Pickle Queen!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:39 PM (8Tawa)

185 and if I have Cilantro, then I am a happy camper, because it DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SOAP!

I have been informed by well-regarded Commentators here, a couple of which are above Cardboard Level, that it does.

At least we can agree upon the nondesirability of carrots in chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)

186 Thank goodness (for Ben) that not every day is a TXMoMe day!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 05:36 PM (HlyYF)

She works her backside off at the MoMe, but she has a big grin the whole darned time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:41 PM (8Tawa)

187 At least we can agree upon the nondesirability of carrots in chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)

My mom used to grind up carrot and celery and put it in her spaghetti sauce. I guess she thought she could hide it under the spices. Ick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:42 PM (8Tawa)

188 I still make all our soap. Cheaper and much better than anything store bought.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 04:58 PM


How are the bear, moose, and seal soaps?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

189 Ghee.
Shelf stable in the jar at room temperature for months.
It just tastes butter.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 05:42 PM (2Ez/1)

190
[I assume Pixy has perfected the AOS transporter system by now.]

You need USB7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)

191 I am stuffed

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 05:43 PM (Ia/+0)

192 How are the bear, moose, and seal soaps?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 05:42 PM

Lye is the best.

Posted by: Granny Clampett at September 27, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1)

193 At least we can agree upon the nondesirability of carrots in chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)


All kidding aside...I have put carrots in chili to add sweetness and to thicken it a bit. Not bad!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 05:45 PM (k5CNB)

194 154 a Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live fly maggots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
-----

For that certain je ne sais quois...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 05:15 PM (XeU6L)

Pro tip: Don't eat garbage.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:46 PM (8Tawa)

195 The MoMe credit goes to RancherBob, Cow Horse Queen, CBD and his amazing wife and Pete Bog and L&T for creating so many memorable meals.

I have perfected the art of looking busy.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 05:47 PM (QwZKw)

196 The fish pie disturbs me.

At first glance I thought they were blackbirds (I wasn't wearing my reading glasses).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 27, 2026 05:47 PM (hzuYO)

197 How are the bear, moose, and seal soaps?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

Not enough fat on moose to bother, but I should think bears and seals have plenty. Any fat will saponify, but you need to use the right amount of lye to make it all work.

Can you make soap without lye?

Cat says: NaOH.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:48 PM (8Tawa)

198
I have perfected the art of looking busy.
Posted by: Ben Had

Looking forward to watching that!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:48 PM (NnhvP)

199 I was disturbed by the dead fish en croute that I skipped the whole butter bell / French butter dish part.

CBD. You have to change the water daily. My mom added salt to her water, she said that helped, too.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

200 Can you make soap without lye?

Cat says: NaOH.
Posted by: tcn

POH will work

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:49 PM (NnhvP)

201 Why did Ranch break up with Thousand Island?

Because Thousand Island Bleu Cheese.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 27, 2026 05:50 PM (setIA)

202 At first glance I thought they were blackbirds (I wasn't wearing my reading glasses).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 27, 2026 05:47 PM (hzuYO)

I also thought maybe. Wasn't sure if that was fins or tailfeathers.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 05:50 PM (CjHsb)

203 201 Why did Ranch break up with Thousand Island?

Because Thousand Island Bleu Cheese.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 27, 2026 05:50 PM (setIA)

The French dressing surrendered.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 05:51 PM (l3cgK)

204 and if I have Cilantro, then I am a happy camper, because it DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SOAP!

I have been informed by well-regarded Commentators here, a couple of which are above Cardboard Level, that it does.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


It's a genetic thing. Olfactory Receptor 6A2 gene.

If you have it set the right way, you pick up some of the chemicals (aldehydes) in cilantro as soap-flavored/smelling.

So it's not an "acquired taste" thing; if you think it tastes like soap, you'll always think it tastes like soap. Until CRISPR-at-home lets you reprogram your own genetic code.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 05:51 PM (VHUov)

205 POH will work
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 05:49 PM (NnhvP)

Both are listed on the calculator, but cat's don't say POH. Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:51 PM (8Tawa)

206 What I new of as "new" potatoes have hit the stores, the thinner skinned eastern white potatoes, which I firmly believe are the best tasting general purpose potato out there.
Baked, far superior to russets. And good scallapinoed, roasted, even boiled. I like to throw a small extra in while baking, for home fry purposes. And just did.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 05:51 PM (sl73Y)

207 182 What do you use for the fat to saponify?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 05:12 PM (rbvCR)

How about moldy butter?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 05:39 PM


You're going to make me eat dry toast?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 05:51 PM (HlyYF)

208 CBD. You have to change the water daily. My mom added salt to her water, she said that helped, too.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)


Water?

I thought one is supposed to use bourbon!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 05:51 PM (k5CNB)

209 AZdeplorable, SOON!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 05:51 PM (QwZKw)

210 I also thought maybe. Wasn't sure if that was fins or tailfeathers.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 05:50 PM (CjHsb)

Either way, the Pro-Tip applies. Don't eat garbage.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:52 PM (8Tawa)

211 Can you make soap without lye?

Cat says: NaOH.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:48 PM


KOH can be used, but generally Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH) is used for making hard bar soap, while Potassium Hydroxide (KOH) is typically used for liquid soap or soft paste products.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1)

212 207 182 What do you use for the fat to saponify?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 05:12 PM (rbvCR)

How about moldy butter?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 05:39 PM

You're going to make me eat dry toast?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 05:51 PM (HlyYF)

You could always put mayo on it...like spicy Japanese Kewpie mayo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 05:53 PM (l3cgK)

213 You have to change the water daily. My mom added salt to her water, she said that helped, too.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

This seems like a lot of unnecessary maintenance to me. I've never had a problem with a regular butter dish. I only leave enough out for a few days worth. It doesn't spoil in that amount of time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 05:54 PM (CjHsb)

214 Test of new router.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 05:54 PM (u82oZ)

215 Test sat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 05:54 PM (u82oZ)

216 I throw a shredded carrot into tomato sauce to sweeten it.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 05:54 PM (sl73Y)

217 Either way, the Pro-Tip applies. Don't eat garbage.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:52 PM

What?!

- The bears

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 05:55 PM (GfgtS)

218 De gustibus non est disputandum and all that but, Ranch Dressing is just something I don't get. For dipping or salad, give me Blue Cheese all day long.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 05:55 PM (4NO2D)

219 My wife looked at me like I was a moron today. I had a bit of leftover sushi rice so I put some mayo and hot sauce on it.

Delicious!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 05:56 PM (k5CNB)

220 Either way, the Pro-Tip applies. Don't eat garbage.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:52 PM (8Tawa)

This^^^

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 05:56 PM (CjHsb)

221 Test of new router.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 05:54 PM



5 by 5.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 05:56 PM (4NO2D)

222 217 Either way, the Pro-Tip applies. Don't eat garbage.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 05:52 PM

What?!

- The bears

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 05:55 PM (GfgtS)

Oh Man!

Posted by: Freegans at September 27, 2026 05:58 PM (l3cgK)

223 For dipping or salad, give me Blue Cheese all day long.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 05:55 PM


Surströmming for the win!

Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup at September 27, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1)

224 223 For dipping or salad, give me Blue Cheese all day long.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 05:55 PM

Surströmming for the win!

Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup at September 27, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1)

I've never Surströmmed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 05:59 PM (l3cgK)

225 Ask your urologist if Saponify is right for you.

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at September 27, 2026 06:00 PM (2Ez/1)

226 CBD. You have to change the water daily. My mom added salt to her water, she said that helped, too.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

A lot like salt cod. Used to be you could get the whole dried fish, not just the fillets. Grandma would soak it in the bath tub for a week, and wasn't real keen on changing the water. The smell would knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

The stew that resulted from this was ethereal. Mild, subdued, seductive...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 06:00 PM (08OqX)

227 I put salt on avocado halves to eat...but I have a friend that puts Ranch Dressing in the hole instead.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:00 PM (l3cgK)

228 Surströmming for the win!
Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup at September 27, 2026 05:58 PM



All fermented fish are an acquired taste. No one comes out of the womb wanting Worcestershire or garum.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:01 PM (4NO2D)

229 Time to start processing potatoes. DH is going out to pull the last plants just now. The potato patch is his bailiwick. I think I'll freeze some french fries and dry the rest for soup. And bake a couple for dinner to go with the enormous steaks I got at Three Bears yesterday.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:01 PM (8Tawa)

230 213 You have to change the water daily. My mom added salt to her water, she said that helped, too.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

This seems like a lot of unnecessary maintenance to me. I've never had a problem with a regular butter dish. I only leave enough out for a few days worth. It doesn't spoil in that amount of time.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 05:54 PM (CjHsb

I just swap it out every morning when I fill the nespresso reservoir.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 06:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

231 Test of new router.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 05:54 PM (u82oZ)

215 Test sat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 05:54 PM


Belay that! Abort! Abort! You're transmitting in the clear!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)

232 My wife looked at me like I was a moron today. I had a bit of leftover sushi rice so I put some mayo and hot sauce on it.

Delicious!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 05:56 PM (k5CNB)


I remember when I thought the dab of green on the sushi lunch was guacamole. It was not guac. It was a pea sized glob of wasabi. I could suddenly smell forever. I could breath in 10 dimensions.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:02 PM (rbvCR)

233 Time to start processing potatoes. DH is going out to pull the last plants just now. The potato patch is his bailiwick. I think I'll freeze some french fries and dry the rest for soup. And bake a couple for dinner to go with the enormous steaks I got at Three Bears yesterday.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:01 PM


My wife parboils potatoes before freezing. Is that common?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:02 PM (4NO2D)

234 I've never Surströmmed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 05:59 PM (l3cgK)

Well, not in public at least.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:02 PM (8Tawa)

235 223 For dipping or salad, give me Blue Cheese all day long.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 05:55 PM

Take a walk on the wild side.

Posted by: Roquefort at September 27, 2026 06:03 PM (2Ez/1)

236 TCN, this year for funzies I canned the smallest of my potatoes. They turned out OK but I will plant red potatoes next year for canning since the yellows fall apart in the jar.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:03 PM (rbvCR)

237 232 My wife looked at me like I was a moron today. I had a bit of leftover sushi rice so I put some mayo and hot sauce on it.

Delicious!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 05:56 PM (k5CNB)

I remember when I thought the dab of green on the sushi lunch was guacamole. It was not guac. It was a pea sized glob of wasabi. I could suddenly smell forever. I could breath in 10 dimensions.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:02 PM (rbvCR)

https://youtu.be/tkhTeMtm3XI&t=68s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:04 PM (l3cgK)

238 Speaking of good food, will we be seeing you at the MoMe?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 05:39 PM (2Ez/1)

Can’t do it, too much work.
That’s a long drive, too.

Maybe one day, though, who knows.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 06:04 PM (6ydKt)

239 I remember when I thought the dab of green on the sushi lunch was guacamole. It was not guac. It was a pea sized glob of wasabi. I could suddenly smell forever. I could breath in 10 dimensions.
Posted by: Kindltot at September

I could use some real wasabi right now. I am better except the congestion! And my lack of a voice. Which will be interesting tomorrow when I actually go back to work after being off all week.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 06:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

240 You trim the thighs of the extra skin? Horrors. You fry the thighs with the skin wrapped around the bottom. Best Coq au Vin ever.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:05 PM (36x1j)

241 My wife parboils potatoes before freezing. Is that common?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:02 PM (4NO2D)

Both before freezing and before drying. My mom called it "scalding" but the term I hear mostly is "blanching." But, yeah, if you don't they turn brown and nasty. Blanching kills some enzymes that make them keep sort of growing, which causes the "rust" that happens to turn them brown.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:05 PM (8Tawa)

242 I could suddenly smell forever. I could breath in 10 dimensions.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:02 PM



I snorted out loud. This is such a perfect description of wasabi.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:05 PM (4NO2D)

243 234 I've never Surströmmed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 05:59 PM

Just do it while you're alone. And wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Always good advice at September 27, 2026 06:06 PM (2Ez/1)

244 My local Walmart Neighborhood market got upgraded recently. Sushi is now available.

Going to get some this coming Friday.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:07 PM (36x1j)

245 236 TCN, this year for funzies I canned the smallest of my potatoes. They turned out OK but I will plant red potatoes next year for canning since the yellows fall apart in the jar.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:03 PM (rbvCR)

I can't figure out how to can them without them being overcooked, but you can always un-can them and use them for mashed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:07 PM (8Tawa)

246 I've never Surströmmed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 05:59 PM

Just do it while you're alone. And wash your hands afterwards.
Posted by: Always good advice at September 27, 2026 06:06 PM



and alternate hands if you don't want to look like a Fiddler Crab.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:07 PM (4NO2D)

247 You trim the thighs of the extra skin? Horrors.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:05 PM


So say we all!

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and The View panelists at September 27, 2026 06:07 PM (0sNs1)

248 Saponification. Is that what Arm and Hammer washing powder does to animal fat? Turns it into soap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 27, 2026 06:07 PM (sEc0N)

249 My DIL has been bitching for weeks after returning from a trip to Italy.

Apparently, she could not locate any Ranch dressing anywhere in the county to dump on her food and this led to a less than optimum vacation.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2026 06:08 PM (ktgTW)

250 I could use some real wasabi right now. I am better except the congestion! And my lack of a voice. Which will be interesting tomorrow when I actually go back to work after being off all week.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 06:04 PM (ZdaMQ)


I will be digging and processing horseradish for the first time. The plants I have are big, and I plan to mark them this year so I can find them when the crowns die back, for a change.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR)

251 243 234 I've never Surströmmed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 05:59 PM

Just do it while you're alone. And wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Always good advice at September 27, 2026 06:06 PM (2Ez/1)

I thought that was Nipponification...
https://youtu.be/nGy9uomagO4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

252 I am mostly down to Italian dressing for salads, use to get French often but haven't had that in a long t ime

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)

253 I can't figure out how to can them without them being overcooked, but you can always un-can them and use them for mashed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:07 PM (8Tawa)


Supposedly the waxy potatoes do better for canning, the floury ones like the yellows go to mush.
These ones I will use for soups.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:10 PM (rbvCR)

254 If time-travel into the past was possible, I would make a living making soap.

Perfumed soap for the ladies, Basic soap for the plebians.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:10 PM (36x1j)

255 Ken's creamy Caesar dressing.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:11 PM (QwZKw)

256 I will be digging and processing horseradish for the first time.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR)


Please keep us posted!

I love horseradish!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 06:11 PM (k5CNB)

257 My mom would marinate flank steak (It was cheap until the foodies discovered it) in french dressing.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:12 PM (36x1j)

258 I will be digging and processing horseradish for the first time. The plants I have are big, and I plan to mark them this year so I can find them when the crowns die back, for a change.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR)

When I was a kid, my dad brought back some horseradish plants he dug up at the old farm in Wyoming. Planted them out by the dog yard, NOT in mom's garden, because she forbade him to. He would grate that stuff directly onto his dinner. It was so hot it burned my tongue. Wicked stuff, but man, it made some serious horseradish cream for beef roasts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:12 PM (8Tawa)

259 254 If time-travel into the past was possible, I would make a living making soap.

Perfumed soap for the ladies, Basic soap for the plebians.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:10 PM (36x1j)

That's actually a thing in some manga and manhwa...guy travels to another world that either has no soap or nasty stuff, makes coin by making much better soap...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:12 PM (l3cgK)

260 256 I will be digging and processing horseradish for the first time.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR)

Please keep us posted!

I love horseradish!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 06:11 PM (k5CNB)

Do horses?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

261 Seconded on the horseradish. Can't have a reuben without the horseradish.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:14 PM (QwZKw)

262 255 Ken's creamy Caesar dressing.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026

I found Sunny’s Miso Caesar and it’s shockingly good as a marinade and drizzle over salad. Their Simple Lemon is a staple, too.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 06:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

263 254 If time-travel into the past was possible, I would make a living making soap.

Perfumed soap for the ladies, Basic soap for the plebians.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:10 PM (36x1j)

I worked for a local soap maker for a time. It is possibly to make a living doing it, but you won't get rich, and it's a lot of work. I toyed with the idea, but all that marketing and accounting would probably just piss me off. I'm more a maker and less a manager.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:14 PM (8Tawa)

264 Neigh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 27, 2026 06:14 PM (sEc0N)

265 I love wasabi. I read somewhere that we in the US don't get the real stuff.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:15 PM (36x1j)

266 261 Seconded on the horseradish. Can't have a reuben without the horseradish.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:14 PM (QwZKw

Horseradish and sauerkraut? Your gut will be squeaky clean!

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 06:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

267 266 261 Seconded on the horseradish. Can't have a reuben without the horseradish.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:14 PM (QwZKw

Horseradish and sauerkraut? Your gut will be squeaky clean!

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 06:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

I add sauerkraut to hotdogs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

268 In Jesus's time, ancient Roman Empire, with little competition, I bet you could make modern soap and sell to everyone.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:16 PM (36x1j)

269 Piper, all natural Drano.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:17 PM (QwZKw)

270 265 I love wasabi. I read somewhere that we in the US don't get the real stuff.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:15 PM (36x1j)

I expect that depends upon where you are. We get the real stuff at Sagaya, the local Asian grocery, because we have a huge Asian population here. I doubt it would be the real stuff in, say, Wisconsin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:17 PM (8Tawa)

271 I wouldn't know how to make any soap that wasn't lye soap.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:18 PM (4NO2D)

272 It's a shame that the French still never learned how to use it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:18 PM (36x1j)

273 Horseradish and sauerkraut? Your gut will be squeaky clean!
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 06:15 PM


Beans and eggs for turbo action?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 06:18 PM (0sNs1)

274 271 I wouldn't know how to make any soap that wasn't lye soap.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:18 PM (4NO2D)

I don't know how to make soap, and that's no lye.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

275 The lye breaks down the fat. Must use correct formulas.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:19 PM (36x1j)

276 I add sauerkraut to hotdogs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:16 PM


with or without ketchup?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 06:19 PM (0sNs1)

277 >>Ken's creamy Caesar dressing.

From Ken's Steak House in Framingham, MA.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 06:19 PM (viF8m)

278 276 I add sauerkraut to hotdogs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:16 PM

with or without ketchup?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 06:19 PM (0sNs1)

Mustard...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 06:20 PM (l3cgK)

279 I doubt it would be the real stuff in, say, Wisconsin.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:17 PM

Smell our dairy air.

Posted by: Wisconsin at September 27, 2026 06:20 PM (2Ez/1)

280 271 I wouldn't know how to make any soap that wasn't lye soap.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:18 PM (4NO2D)

There isn't any other kind.

Used to be you soaked wood ashes, and then drained the water and used that. Naturally occurring lye. But you never knew how strong it was, so it was sort of hit and miss.

After the burning times, we will probably have to do that again. Until then, I buy mine at True Value.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 27, 2026 06:20 PM (8Tawa)

281 " dairy air"

LOL

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:21 PM (36x1j)

282 Used to be you soaked wood ashes, and then drained the water and used that. Naturally occurring lye. But you never knew how strong it was, so it was sort of hit and miss.

When you can float a raw egg in the drippings, it's ready.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 06:21 PM (4NO2D)

283
Test of new router.
Posted by: NaCly Dog a

215 Test sat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Belay that! Abort! Abort! You're transmitting in the clear!
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Sky King
Sky King

Do not answer

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2026 06:22 PM (Cqx++)

284 The slow cooked pork with hatch chilies turned out...

Fantastic.

Shredded the pork, made tacos with pico (made yesterday), guac, queso, corn tortillas, refried pintos, home made slaw...

I'm stuffed.

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:22 PM (pfXMo)

285 man, that sounds delicious.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:23 PM (QwZKw)

286 Raining again

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)

287 Ben, I've got about three pounds left. I'll leave some out on 45 for y'all

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:25 PM (pfXMo)

288 * runs for the truck*

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:26 PM (QwZKw)

289 It's a shame that the French still never learned how to use it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2026 06:18 PM (36x1j)


Walking behind a burka-clad wog in the Paris subway in August is an experience.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 06:27 PM (k5CNB)

290 Most commercial salad dressings rely on either corn or soybean oil. That’s all I can taste. And the mouthfeel is horrid.

Make your own. It’s really not difficult and is so much better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 06:30 PM (yEz+x)

291 Sometimes, I put a little hidden valley ranch mix (dry powder) in the ground beef for my hamburgers... delicious. Us extra fatty beef when you do this because the ranch mix can make the burger dry.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 27, 2026 06:30 PM (9FfUF)

292 FWIW, the hatch peppers this year were great...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:33 PM (pfXMo)

293 Make your own. It’s really not difficult and is so much better.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 06:30 PM


I always have some of the RMBS house vinaigrette on hand. Much better than store bought.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 06:34 PM (/C5Rl)

294 man, Chile relleno Jose is a great use of the hatch peppers,

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:34 PM (QwZKw)

295 From Ken's Steak House in Framingham, MA.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 06:19 PM


*nods*

Ken's is an institution. I had drinks there with an old college roommate who was visiting the area, and he was surprised to learn Ken's was a real steakhouse.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 06:38 PM (/C5Rl)

296 Also, make your pico the day before, along with the beans.

I shred the leftover pork, then before serving, put some in a tray, drizzle with some agave, then under broiler until crispy edges form...

It's pretty good.

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:38 PM (pfXMo)

297
I always have some of the RMBS house vinaigrette on hand. Much better than store bought.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27

Always make homemade vinaigrette, it’s easy peasy. And I do a lot of yogurt dressings when something creamy is required. But the Sunny’s brand has a few unique marinades and dressings that are really good and made with real stuff. The simple lemon is great to drizzle on anything when you are running around and just don’t have time.

INGREDIENTS
Lemon Juice, Avocado Oil, Date, Filtered Water, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Sea Salt, Mustard Seed* *organic

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 06:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

298 man, thanks for the tip about the agave.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:40 PM (QwZKw)

299 I f*cked up and forgot to credit commenter "Vendette" for the Canadian Mac&Cheese soda!

Thank you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 06:40 PM (k5CNB)

300 *tips cap

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:40 PM (pfXMo)

301 195 I have perfected the art of looking busy.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 05:47 PM (QwZKw)

And talking the directionally challenged off the ledge. 😁

Posted by: TxAnn at September 27, 2026 06:41 PM (SjAWL)

302 I shred the leftover pork, then before serving, put some in a tray, drizzle with some agave, then under broiler until crispy edges form...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:38 PM (pfXMo)


Good idea. I have used honey on grilled chicken with good success, so that makes sense!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 06:41 PM (k5CNB)

303 >>Ken's is an institution. I had drinks there with an old college roommate who was visiting the area, and he was surprised to learn Ken's was a real steakhouse.

I lived in the area during jr high and high school.

Place has been around for almost 100 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 06:43 PM (viF8m)

304 We were just talking about crisping the left over pork for the sliders for Saturday lunch at the MoMe.

18 days!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:43 PM (QwZKw)

305 If you think Kraft Mac’n’Cheese soda is bad, try maple bacon chocolate soda. Was being sold at the local Ace (don’t judge - they have lots of old fashioned sodas that are quite good).
I can consume almost anything. Even spoiled stuff has a good chance of not registering. Could only get one sip down. The boy was about 14 - about the same. Took it on a camping trip. Even half lit, nobody could tolerate it.

The stuff Managed to resemble an open septic tank in the summer as far as odor goes.

Posted by: Coelacanth at September 27, 2026 06:45 PM (cIOlQ)

306 Hey stateless, the Kraft Dinner cream soda can be found at Solly's website right now, and is expected to be at Walmart sometime in early October.

Posted by: Vendette at September 27, 2026 06:46 PM (TplDa)

307 >>>@291 Sometimes, I put a little hidden valley ranch mix (dry powder) in the ground beef for my hamburgers ... delicious. Use extra fatty beef when you do this because the ranch mix can make the burger dry ... Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 27, 2026 06:30 PM (9FfUF)
===============
Greetings, Lemmiwinks ... and thanks for this tip! ... Our grandteens just requested smash burgers for their next visit -- which I had already intended to make from ground beef and ground pork -- so the Hidden Valley will be a perfect addition!

Posted by: Kathy at September 27, 2026 06:46 PM (MOK4W)

308 Liz Cheney's husband has filed for divorce after details of her tryst with Jamie Raskin became known.

I honestly thought that was just a nasty rumor--apparently not.

Ewwww. Raskin.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at September 27, 2026 06:47 PM (3ImbR)

309 The pork is simple. Make up a couple of cups of roasted chili sauce. 6 to 8 lb pork butt. Smear on pork, wrap in saran tight, rest for a couple of days in the fridge.
Slow cook.

Enjoy.

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:49 PM (pfXMo)

310 307
... Our grandteens just requested smash burgers for their next visit -- which I had already intended to make from ground beef and ground pork -- so the Hidden Valley will be a perfect addition!
Posted by: Kathy at September 27, 2026 06:46 PM (MOK4W)

I made taco soup yesterday which calls for ranch seasoning. I didn’t have any so just squeezed a blob of HV ranch in it. Ranch is like type O blood, it’ll go into anything.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 27, 2026 06:50 PM (SjAWL)

311 Wait...
Maybe it's a lie.
Checking with Grok now

I hate the internet.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at September 27, 2026 06:50 PM (3ImbR)

312 crisping the left over pork "

Use a foil line shallow tray. Agave sticks....

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:51 PM (pfXMo)

313 OT: the Astros will be in the playoffs, with a 0.500 record.

Posted by: the great whelming at September 27, 2026 06:52 PM (88C+u)

314 The AL West was pathetic this year. Holy carp.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 06:53 PM (yEz+x)

315 I use agave in my tequila/lime marinade for wings.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:53 PM (QwZKw)

316 CBD, Thank you for a great food thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 06:56 PM (QwZKw)

317 What Ben Had said. Thanks for another great Food Thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 06:57 PM (GfgtS)

318 Google AI says the Asterisks are the first team in MLB history to win a division by an overall tie.

Posted by: the great whelming at September 27, 2026 06:59 PM (88C+u)

319 what's even funnier is that if they had lost, since the Rangers also lost their game, Astros had a chance to get to the playoff with a LOSING season.
But that didn't happen. Thanks, Athletics!

Posted by: the great whelming at September 27, 2026 06:59 PM (88C+u)

320 Frigging Ravens.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

321 Noodage.

Posted by: Noodist at September 27, 2026 07:06 PM (2Ez/1)

322 It's a lie. No sordid affair.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at September 27, 2026 07:31 PM (3ImbR)

First World Problems...

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Do you see the problem? And it happens only to the right shoe!

Obviously the design of shoes with laces is woefully inadequate for these sorts of situations. A better design would include a hydraulic balancer that keeps length and tension equal on both ends of the lace.

And while they are at it it, maybe design a better grommet that doesn't chafe the lace. Perhaps one that pivots with the tension.

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM




Comments

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1 Oneith

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:00 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Velcro CBD, your getting to old for shoe laces

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

3 How can you walk with such an imbalance?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:01 PM (4NO2D)

4 Now that's a problem!

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2026 02:02 PM (lCppi)

5 Slip ons.

Or Birkenstocks. With socks in the winter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 02:02 PM (yEz+x)

6 Kidding of course, happens to me, assume its pulling tight by same hand all the time.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:02 PM (Ia/+0)

7 You know what to do.

Posted by: The Cleansing Fire at September 27, 2026 02:02 PM (DxeM1)

8
I wear loafers myself. I was told at church one Sunday that my shoe lace was untied. I replied that I might trip and fall on it or I could fall leaning over to tie it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 02:03 PM (eRlcH)

9 Now we know which hand gets the most use!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 02:03 PM (NnhvP)

10 Obviously the design of shoes with laces is woefully inadequate for these sorts of situations. A better design would include a hydraulic balancer that keeps length and tension equal on both ends of the lace.
----
One word: Velcro.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2026 02:03 PM (FZ29D)

11 Crocs FTW!

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D)

12 Nice shine on those. I can almost see my reflection in them. Ready for the parade ground at 8th & I they are.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2026 02:03 PM (2UnvF)

13 Cut the longer one to match.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2026 02:04 PM (Cqx++)

14 My 1WP is my garage door needs new spring and pulleys. Have looked a few times at Homey and Lowes but nothing

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:04 PM (Ia/+0)

15 My ISP's Internet router took a dump this morning. Using my phone's "hot spot" to connect.

Limited bandwidth. My "browsing experience" is subpar.

It's like some 3rd world shithole here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2026 02:04 PM (4QASh)

16 My new used car has an automatic sunscreen that rolls out and covers the back window to keep the sun out.

It now longer wants to roll up and out of the way.

FML.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:05 PM (4NO2D)

17 From the last thread: I am so old that when I see the acronym CRT I read it as Cathode Ray Tube not Critical Race Theory.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:06 PM (h86Sx)

18
My 1WP is my garage door needs new spring and pulleys. Have looked a few times at Homey and Lowes but nothing
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:04 PM (Ia/+0)

_________

DIY. And DIE.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 02:07 PM (eRlcH)

19 Velcro CBD, your getting to old for shoe laces
Posted by: Skip


No lies detected.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2026 02:07 PM (0yFYJ)

20 A confession, I double knot my laces like a toddler, with the laces loose, and treat them like loafers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

21 Cut the longer one to match.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



How do you get a new aglet on?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2026 02:09 PM (0yFYJ)

22 "A better design would include a hydraulic balancer that keeps length and tension equal on both ends of the lace."
+++

At least a turnbuckle.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 02:11 PM (2Ez/1)

23 Do you see the problem? "

Yeah. No Kiwi shoe polish.

Next...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 02:12 PM (8yyxb)

24 I have to fix my garage door soon, its old wood type so isn't light to lift without springs to assist

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:12 PM (Ia/+0)

25 Do you see the problem? "

Yeah. No Kiwi shoe polish.

Next...
Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 02:12 PM


He used the finest milk chocolate.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:13 PM (4NO2D)

26
The Big Dummy has gone home to Ohio. His Ohio mom picked him up at the show in Tennessee today.

On the one hand, I'm sad. He was a dimbulb but a perfect gentleman. On the other hand, I'm relieved. He had a number of problems with his gut, joints and prostate that meant constantly giving him a bewildering variety of medicines, probiotics and supplements, as well as frequent and expensive visits to the vet and chiropractor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 02:13 PM (eRlcH)

27 It's because your gait is just slightly uneven.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 02:14 PM (RIvkX)

28 Go Velcro. It'll match that powder blue jump suit for when you're mall walking.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2026 02:14 PM (2WIwB)

29 It's because your gait is just slightly uneven.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 02:14 PM


because of his hump.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)

30 Unlace the right shoe, scoot the lace over in the first eyelets so it’s even, the relace, following the pattern of the still laced left shoe. That’s what I did when I had the same problem with one pair of my own shoes. It didn’t take but a minute or two. Also if the eyelets are wearing on your laces, you can buy replacements at the dollar store cheaply. Be sure to take one lace off and measure its length to get the right length replacement. I’ve done that too, but it was due to one of my 🐈‍⬛s who had nibbled on the laces.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:15 PM (h86Sx)

31 Cut the longer one to match.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

How do you get a new aglet on?
Posted by: rickb223

A p[piece of shrink to fit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2026 02:15 PM (NnhvP)

32 Au revoir le Big Dummy, he left them wanting more.

I hope you get to visit Hadrian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 02:16 PM (RIvkX)

33 Skip, you can get the springs online. Need the tools for tensioning them and need to be extra careful because they can indeed kill you.

Posted by: Buck at September 27, 2026 02:17 PM (z6ONu)

34 My 1WP is my garage door needs new spring and pulleys.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:04 PM (Ia/+0)


Those springs are under a lot of tension (depending on the design)!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 02:17 PM (k5CNB)

35
I don't think anyone knows how to play football any more. Runners can't hit holes, linemen don't know how to block, QBs run around like it's a Chinese fire drill. But stylin' and celebrating, yeah we got that down pat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 02:17 PM (eRlcH)

36 because of his hump.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)
=====

I was trying to be kind!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 02:18 PM (RIvkX)

37 You have shoes? You lucky dog!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 02:19 PM (QGaXH)

38 The average IQ is going down, so you would expect the average IQ of a football team to go down too. The QB has to have more brains than a lineman, but it’s all a relative thing: the other team is dumber too! Welcome to Idiocracy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:21 PM (h86Sx)

39 You should hear one when it goes.
Been dealing with them for 33 years

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:21 PM (Ia/+0)

40 I have to fix my garage door soon, its old wood type so isn't light to lift without springs to assist
Posted by: Skip

The house I grew up in had a detached garage with what felt like a solid wood door. Heavier than hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2026 02:22 PM (rujGJ)

41 The problem is old lace.

The solution is arsenic.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2026 02:24 PM (kwzqw)

42 My FWP: I have a new briar pipe, and it needs to be broken in. Now I am forced to sit here on a fine fall day, gently puffing on my favorite tobacco blend, while the Moron Horde entertains me.

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 02:24 PM (P/woT)

43 Note: my ceramic toed desert boots have triangular wire grommets and kevlar cords. Never a problem like yours.

Posted by: epador at September 27, 2026 02:25 PM (Hh7uP)

44 Looking on line says Homey Depot should have them. Better stop by again

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:27 PM (Ia/+0)

45 Nice shine on those. I can almost see my reflection in them. Ready for the parade ground at 8th & I they are.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2026 02:03 PM (2UnvF)


Those are my everyday shoes that I wear doing everyday stuff...like raking topsoil on the lawn. I'm surprised they look as good as they do!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 02:27 PM (k5CNB)

46 Will dtop tomorrow, Lowes also should have them.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

47 It's because your gait is just slightly uneven.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 02:14 PM

because of his hump.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)


Hah! But LauraW is the only hunchback around these parts!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 02:28 PM (k5CNB)

48 At least no one is whining about us...yet.

Posted by: The aglets at September 27, 2026 02:30 PM (XeU6L)

49 The problem is old lace.

The solution is arsenic.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey



ISWYDT.

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2026 02:30 PM (0yFYJ)

50 That's so close to the style in favor for my Army-issue boots in '64 … never could get a decent spit-shine on 'em, tho' …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 27, 2026 02:31 PM (ayRl+)

51 Note: my ceramic toed desert boots have triangular wire grommets and kevlar cords. Never a problem like yours.
Posted by: epador
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I'm envious of your resources.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 02:31 PM (XeU6L)

52 Not everyone can do shoelaces correctly. I learned in boot camp.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2026 02:31 PM (LHPAg)

53 The average IQ is going down, so you would expect the average IQ of a football team to go down too. The QB has to have more brains than a lineman, but it’s all a relative thing: the other team is dumber too! Welcome to Idiocracy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:21 PM (h86Sx)

As the supply of smart boys allowed to play youth football (for fear of injury) diminishes, the supply of smart quarterbacks is severely reduced, thus the emergence of the running quarterback who lasts four years before he is carted off the field for the final time.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 02:31 PM (P/woT)

54 When I was teaching physics at the introductory level to college freshman (some of them sophomores repeating), year by year I saw the level of preparedness dropping. One year the university boasted that we were recruiting students with higher test scores than ever before. I looked into it and found that the tests (ACT, SAT, and the like) had been renormed, so that the incoming freshmen had higher scores than ever before, but were no brighter or perhaps even dimmer than their predecessors. We still had the occasional bright star go shooting through the department like a blazing comet: I had the honor of seeing those go by a handful of times in my tenure, so there are bright people at the upper levels, but most students are settling for mediocrity. I never passed a freshman engineering major who couldn’t master mechanics: too many bridges out there to let someone design it or build it who got by on DEI or some other set-aside.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:34 PM (h86Sx)

55 My FWP is already known to CBD. Indeed, I was whining about it all day yesterday.
I currently am on a small island. A small dry island. Which means no liquor stores. Closest one is across Vineyard Sound.
I am out of wine and the ferry hasn’t run for three days.
I’m afraid I might involuntarily dry out.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 02:35 PM (PNPBi)

56 I have to fix my garage door soon, its old wood type so isn't light to lift without springs to assist
Posted by: Skip
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I once had one of those springs spontaneously fail during the wee hours. I'm lying in bed, the drive-under garage door is directly below the bedroom. 3:00 a.m., *THWANG*.

Me: "WTF!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 02:35 PM (XeU6L)

57 Restoring a derelict mountain bike that I picked up yesterday. Got most of the rust off the chain and sprockets and it looks pretty rideable for my non-trail needs. Brought the wheels over to the gas station next to Aldis, pumped eight quarters into the machine, and...

The fricken 10" long nozzle hits the wheel's axle so that it doesn't seat firmly on the tire valve. I did manage to get one tire inflated. The second seemed to seat better but it was not taking air. Could be a defective valve.

Of course, I've been promising myself a small air compressor for a lot of reasons, so maybe this will push me over that edge...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 02:36 PM (08OqX)

58 Had to order new laces for my sneakers, less than a year. Top lace loops are some grabby thing now, I suppose it's to reduce your effort.holding tight while making the final tie to the lacing.
I never had any issues tying my shoes, and these top clamps rip the shit out of the laces.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 02:37 PM (sl73Y)

59 I never passed a freshman engineering major who couldn’t master mechanics: too many bridges out there to let someone design it or build it who got by on DEI or some other set-aside.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
-------

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Florida International University at September 27, 2026 02:38 PM (XeU6L)

60 Patriots playing like shit today, and quick scan shows a lot of others also. Upset Sunday seems to be doable all over the place. Except Miami.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 02:38 PM (sl73Y)

61 How do you get uneven laces, as in the photo? For me, I think I was pulling harder with my right hand than my left as I was tying them. Try balancing your pulls, right and left, and see if that helps.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:40 PM (h86Sx)

62 If not reminded would forget its football season

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:41 PM (Ia/+0)

63 This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Florida International University at September 27, 2026 02:38 PM (XeU6L)


Yes!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:41 PM (h86Sx)

64 Wiilowing this in from the Weather Thread in case anybody is stooging around NE Az. because that's what manner of man I am...:

210 116 Haven't heard a final decision on Daylight Savings time year around yet. Rather standard time all year.
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Ia/+0)

Arizona doesn't change their clocks. BUT on our recent RV odyssey we overnighted in Tuba City* Az in the Navajo 'Nation' (NE Az). It was a long day and we didn't get in until 8:30 PM. Upon check-in they informed that the Navajo 'Nation' DOES observe DST so now it was 9:30 PM! We left the next morning for Mesa Verde.

*We didn't see a single Tuba the entire time we were there. Guess they keep them in a warehouse out of sight somewhere.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 02:05 PM (QGaXH)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 02:44 PM (QGaXH)

65 I am out of wine and the ferry hasn’t run for three days.
I’m afraid I might involuntarily dry out.
Posted by: RI Red at September


Dude.

You can die from that.

And the Seahawks look awful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 02:45 PM (X1atC)

66 CBD, you are a very fortunate man to have this as a FWP.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 02:46 PM (u82oZ)

67 That reminds me...I have to buy some new boot laces this week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 02:46 PM (GfgtS)

68 This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Florida International University at September 27, 2026 02:38 PM (XeU6L)

Yes!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:41 PM (h86Sx)


Phew!!!

Posted by: Colin Simmons Weak Bladder at September 27, 2026 02:47 PM (lCppi)

69 Of course, I've been promising myself a small air compressor for a lot of reasons, so maybe this will push me over that edge...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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Well, a small bicycle pump would be a *lot* less expensive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, given to parsimony at September 27, 2026 02:48 PM (XeU6L)

70 Football is a waste of time.
I much prefer to waste my time commenting on line.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 02:48 PM (PNPBi)

71 Paracord shoelaces do not fray no matter what you have going on with the grommet. Get the ones with a steel tip for a shoe lace that will last the rest of your life. However, they are not self-lacing. The user must negotiate that difficulty by themself.

https://www.amazon.com
/s?k=paracord+shoelaces

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 02:48 PM (syz1S)

72 My FWP is already known to CBD. Indeed, I was whining about it all day yesterday.
I currently am on a small island. A small dry island. Which means no liquor stores. Closest one is across Vineyard Sound.
I am out of wine and the ferry hasn’t run for three days.
I’m afraid I might involuntarily dry out.
Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 02:35 PM


My FWP is some nickelf*cker who decided to play vehicle billiards last night with my car as the last ball. This is most vexing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 02:50 PM (GfgtS)

73 14 My 1WP is my garage door needs new spring and pulleys. Have looked a few times at Homey and Lowes but nothing

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:04 PM (Ia/+0)


Garage door springs scare me. I'm a DIY kind of guy, and I've replaced more openers than I can remember, but when it comes to the springs, I call "The Guy".

I wonder if the DIY stores avoid stocking springs because of the potential for injuries, and the resulting potential liability.

Posted by: a.moron at September 27, 2026 02:52 PM (X5Jzz)

74 CBD, you are a very fortunate man to have this as a FWP.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I'm disappointed. Prior thread poster implied that this would be about immanentizing the escutcheon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, given to parsimony at September 27, 2026 02:52 PM (XeU6L)

75 Not to worry, Nurse. There is an emergency bottle of tequila that has sat untouched all summer. And there may be some whiskey dregs from several years ago.
Beggars, choosers, ya know.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 02:53 PM (PNPBi)

76 You have shoelaces?!

Luxury!!

We’d have killed for shoelaces!
We used to wrap our feet in yesterday’s newspaper held on with spit and optimism. Every morning we’d hop three miles to the mill on broken glass, work thirty-one hours for a farthing, and when we got home our dad would make us iron the road with our tongues before bed… and that was on a good day!
Shoelaces?

Luxury beyond the dreams of avarice!

We had to lace our boots with bits of old washing line we’d borrowed from a blind man, and even then we only got one boot between the five of us. We took turns wearing it on alternate Tuesdays. The rest of the week we just sort of… suggested feet.

And you try telling that to the young people of today.

They won’t believe you.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2026 02:53 PM (ktgTW)

77 3 straight days of rain and my basement is still dry. My flabber is gasted.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 02:53 PM (viF8m)

78 3 straight days of rain and my basement is still dry. My flabber is gasted.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 02:53 PM


I know, right? Three days of wind and a very fine, gentle rain. My grass seed is loving this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 02:57 PM (GfgtS)

79 I never passed a freshman engineering major who couldn’t master mechanics: too many bridges out there to let someone design it or build it who got by on DEI or some other set-aside.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 02:34 PM (h86Sx)
~~~~~

Wish we could be sure professors at med schools had your integrity.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at September 27, 2026 02:59 PM (3ImbR)

80 >>I know, right? Three days of wind and a very fine, gentle rain. My grass seed is loving this.

Got the fall fertilizer down just in time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)

81
We had to lace our boots with bits of old washing line we’d borrowed from a blind man, and even then we only got one boot between the five of us. We took turns wearing it on alternate Tuesdays. The rest of the week we just sort of… suggested feet.

___________

Washing line? Luxury! We had to hold the two sides together with our teeth. And we didn't even have them!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 03:00 PM (eRlcH)

82 Get some help

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 27, 2026 03:01 PM (jjEYy)

83 Got the fall fertilizer down just in time.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 03:00 PM

*lawn nazi fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 03:02 PM (GfgtS)

84 What this issue needs is obviously a governmental tax, federal oversight and outsourcing to China where their superior manufacturing could fix this.

Are you all new around here?

Old world problem, I'm incredibly tired of caregiving. I'll be better tomorrow.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 03:03 PM (Sco7b)

85 >>*lawn nazi fistbump*

Everything will be fine as long as I don't see any of you kids on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 03:03 PM (viF8m)

86 When you get your shoes at the Thrift Store, they're going to look like that mess.

Posted by: Wealth of Riches Here at September 27, 2026 03:04 PM (Fn+3X)

87 My 1WP is my garage door needs new spring and pulleys. Have looked a few times at Homey and Lowes but nothing
Posted by: Skip at

Those things are dangerous, if you are talking front springs that attach to header board, even though you are far more mechanically competent than me.
I let the pro's do it. Under $200 last time, maybe ten years ago.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:04 PM (sl73Y)

88 Skip, I used Overhead Garage Doors, which I think is a national franchise.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:06 PM (sl73Y)

89 Eaglets>>Aglets

Posted by: John Audubon at September 27, 2026 03:06 PM (Fn+3X)

90 Always fun here when the Woodland Park Zoo does their annual sale of “zoo doo.” Shit from various animals. Sold in big bags to spread on your garden.

Between that and the cedar grove compost, the neighborhoods smell like poop.

Downtown always smells like poo. But that’s from the “unhoused.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 03:07 PM (yEz+x)

91 Eaglets>>Aglets
Posted by: John Audubon


What are baby Aglets?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2026 03:08 PM (0yFYJ)

92 Note: my ceramic toed desert boots have triangular wire grommets and kevlar cords. Never a problem like yours.
Posted by: epador
Those are what was bitching about in #58. My laces aren't kelvar, although they cost like it.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:08 PM (sl73Y)

93 The Shoelace Problem is the kind of thing Professor Jason Arday could have solved, had you raciss wypipo not hounded him out of his academic life.

Posted by: Down Wit Da Schtruggle at September 27, 2026 03:10 PM (Fn+3X)

94 I am a carpenter, I can do.it myself

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Ia/+0)

95 He had a number of problems with his gut, joints and prostate that meant constantly giving him a bewildering variety of medicines, probiotics and supplements, as well as frequent and expensive visits to the vet and chiropractor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

How dare you call my hubby a big dumny!

😆

Kiddubg ofc. He does have sooo many supplements he loves to take, and I ammslowly getting the supplement bug vecause now I take 4.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Ydd86)

96 *kidding

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Ydd86)

97 J is at a pumpkin stand asking if I want pumpkins. I told him to buy as many of the white ones as he will purchase and he is asking for an actual number. My FWP.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 Nice shine on those. I can almost see my reflection in them. Ready for the parade ground at 8th & I they are.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Those are my everyday shoes that I wear doing everyday stuff...like raking topsoil on the lawn. I'm surprised they look as good as they do!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I assumed the scuffs were from kicking commenters who blow the margins, or take the First World Problems thread seriously.....

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 03:12 PM (VHUov)

99 yesterday.
I currently am on a small island. A small dry island. Which means no liquor stores. Closest one is across Vineyard Sound.
I am out of wine and the ferry hasn’t run for three days.
I’m afraid I might involuntarily dry out.
Posted by: RI Red at Septe
Did they build a hotel on No Mans Land?

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:13 PM (sl73Y)

100 I replaced my old, heavy, wood garage door with a metal replacement from Homey Depot. Much lighter and not very hard to do.

Posted by: Handy Capable Hal at September 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Fn+3X)

101 2 Velcro CBD, your getting to old for shoe laces
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

____________________________

LMAO...my thoughts exactly. Someone is spending way too much time around Parisians.

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)

102 You have shoelaces?!

Luxury!!

We’d have killed for shoelaces!

--
Or killed with shoelaces

Posted by: vmom garrote garrote garrote at September 27, 2026 03:14 PM (Ydd86)

103 I see a market for a differential shoelace stretcher. Clip it on the shoe overnight and your laces are nice and even in the morning.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 03:14 PM (VHUov)

104 I said to count them, and buy that many. I don’t know how humored he is right now.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

105 My FWP is failing at shaving. No problem for umpteen years until retirement. Did it less frequently, now I can't get a good shave. One blade, two blades, five blades, they can all go in the dumpster

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 27, 2026 03:14 PM (RYmEM)

106 25 Do you see the problem?

Yeah. No Kiwi shoe polish.

Next...
Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 02:12 PM


I've got some to spare...

Posted by: Ralph Northam at September 27, 2026 03:15 PM (skR0U)

107 *looks innocent*

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:16 PM (Ydd86)

108 A yard I pass on my bike ride has had an ever-growing Halloween display every year. This year, they dug up their side yard and planted it all in pumpkins. There must be 150 of them, all sizes, some white. Biggest ones are too large to carry.

Posted by: The Spice Must Flow at September 27, 2026 03:18 PM (Fn+3X)

109 Nurse, Vmom, if that man comes home with like 3 pumpkins, I will send out the signal.

Bring shovels.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

110 3 straight days of rain and my basement is still dry. My flabber is gasted.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 02:53 PM

I know, right? Three days of wind and a very fine, gentle rain. My grass seed is loving this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 02:57 PM (GfgtS)

Eight days of wind and three of rain, and my grass seed all washed down the hill.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 03:18 PM (Fj7p/)

111 I'm disappointed. Prior thread poster implied that this would be about immanentizing the escutcheon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


One letter off. We're discussing the Four Final Strings.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2026 03:19 PM (VHUov)

112 Piper, I will keep an eye out 😉

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:19 PM (Ydd86)

113 97 J is at a pumpkin stand asking if I want pumpkins. I told him to buy as many of the white ones as he will purchase and he is asking for an actual number. My FWP.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:12 PM (ZdaMQ

My beautiful friends brought over a bunch for my porch and flowers for pots in the driveway.

Because of the dog, Mom and I would usually ignore Halloween and Christmas stuff inside the house goes up in October. My friends kids wanted to decorate the tree and it kind of became an early Christmas party. With gifts for the kids.

I'm continuing that.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 03:19 PM (Sco7b)

114 the kind of thing Professor Jason Arday could have solve


Who????

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:19 PM (sl73Y)

115 Any man that immanentizes the escutcheon spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at September 27, 2026 03:20 PM (skR0U)

116 94 I am a carpenter, I can do.it myself
Posted by: Skip

It's Shake 'n' Bake. And I hey-ulped!

Posted by: Saucy Young Maiden at September 27, 2026 03:21 PM (Fn+3X)

117 Eight days of wind and three of rain, and my grass seed all washed down the hill.
Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 03:18 PM


That's what you get for building Schloss Red on a hill.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2026 03:21 PM (GfgtS)

118 Oh this morning the priest said something during homily that struck such fear into my heart.

He said "as of yesterday it will be two months until Christmas!"

Aaahhhh
*panics*

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:22 PM (Ydd86)

119 105 My FWP is failing at shaving. No problem for umpteen years until retirement. Did it less frequently, now I can't get a good shave. One blade, two blades, five blades, they can all go in the dumpster

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 27, 2026 03:14 PM (RYmEM)

Can I sign up for alopecia?
It seems like a time saver.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 03:22 PM (Sco7b)

120 Did they build a hotel on No Mans Land?
Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:13 PM (sl73Y)

Nah, next island to the west. No Man’s Land still has leftover bombs.

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 03:23 PM (Fj7p/)

121 My FWP is failing at shaving. No problem for umpteen years until retirement. Did it less frequently, now I can't get a good shave. One blade, two blades, five blades, they can all go in the dumpster
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 27, 2026 03:14 PM (RYmEM)


Consider growing a beard?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 03:23 PM (TADlS)

122 Elastic shoelaces. I used them on my work boots, now I bought enough for all my shoes.
https://tinyurl.com/mthn8fd3

Posted by: TC at September 27, 2026 03:23 PM (F/t80)

123 I had a coworker once who got alopecia.
The lack of eyebrows was unnerving.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:23 PM (Ydd86)

124 Fun Fact: Tuba City was originally named Euphonium City, but the none of the natives could spell it.

Posted by: Valve Job Vinnie at September 27, 2026 03:23 PM (Fn+3X)

125 118 Oh this morning the priest said something during homily that struck such fear into my heart.

He said "as of yesterday it will be two months until Christmas!"

Aaahhhh
*panics*
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:22 PM (Ydd86)

Chill!

It's three months til Christmas.

Thanksgiving on the other hand.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 03:24 PM (QGaXH)

126 Oh this morning the priest said something during homily that struck such fear into my heart.
He said "as of yesterday it will be two months until Christmas!"

*checks calendar

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 27, 2026 03:25 PM (YcOeP)

127 105 My FWP is failing at shaving. No problem for umpteen years until retirement. Did it less frequently, now I can't get a good shave. One blade, two blades, five blades, they can all go in the dumpster
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 27, 2026 03:14 PM (RYmEM)
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I hated shaving until I switched to an old school double-edge safety razor. That and Cremo cooling formula shave cream. Takes a little longer but it's a great shave.

Blades are dirt cheap, too.

Posted by: ballistic at September 27, 2026 03:25 PM (oqH4h)

128 126 Oh this morning the priest said something during homily that struck such fear into my heart.
He said "as of yesterday it will be two months until Christmas!"

*checks calendar
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 27, 2026 03:25 PM (YcOeP)

Counts on fingers.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 03:26 PM (QGaXH)

129 Chill!

It's three months til Christmas.

I got nine checks left in the checkbook, and two kids. I'm good.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:26 PM (sl73Y)

130 Of course, I've been promising myself a small air compressor for a lot of reasons, so maybe this will push me over that edge...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 02:36 PM (08OqX)


My wife got me a Jumper / battery pack / air compressor for the car, that is a nice collection to have available. I think it has an LED flasher / flashlight on it too.
If you just want a small compressor for tires, it is a good deal. It is not suitable for small air tools though

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR)

131 114 the kind of thing Professor Jason Arday could have solve


Who????
Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:19 PM (sl73Y)

____________________

You know, the guy that fought off the band of cyclops monsters with toothpick, invented the blender, and helped build Mecca using his toy Tonka truck.

That guy.

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2026 03:26 PM (dIske)

132 Chill!

It's three months til Christmas.

Thanksgiving on the other hand.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

--

Oh, maybe he meant advent.
I really should pay more attention to the sermon.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:27 PM (Ydd86)

133 And for the grandkids,.e been picking up stuff on the beach and in the woods all year. A five year old loves a crab shell, and whatever story you can make up to go with it.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 03:28 PM (sl73Y)

134
You know, the guy that fought off the band of cyclops monsters with toothpick, invented the blender, and helped build Mecca using his toy Tonka truck.

That guy.

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2026 03:26 PM (dIske)

And according to his resume, his resurrection abilities may get him back by New Year.

Impressive.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

135 Recently filled out an online job application and got to the demographic questions. The choices for veteran status was:
Identify as a protected veteran
Not a veteran
Identify as a veteran but not a protected veteran

That last one threw me. I guess by "protected" they mean enlisted, served, and honorably discharged, so...?

For the record, I'm not a veteran, and would never think to identify as anything other than that..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 03:29 PM (08OqX)

136 $69 for a simple air tank.
In another world one could drive through a springtime apartment complex and collect all the 5 gal. tanks he needed from the dumpsters.
Thank heavens Congress and DuPont saved us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 03:30 PM (VQ0bX)

137 Because of the dog, Mom and I would usually ignore Halloween and Christmas stuff inside the house goes up in October. My friends kids wanted to decorate the tree and it kind of became an early Christmas party. With gifts for the kids.

I'm continuing that.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September

Cute, Oct. 1, the studio will become haunted and the front yard here will also be haunted. I am finalizing the thoughts for this year. Since a pirate ship was purchased last year, I am thinking I should do a variation on that theme, though I may actually do a haunted forest path. Decisions, decisions. And also more FWP.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

138
Can I sign up for alopecia?
It seems like a time saver.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 03:22 PM (Sco7b)

----‐--
Good idea. Bonus: i could see the divots in my skull from all the times as a kid I "split my head open" as we used to say.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 27, 2026 03:30 PM (RYmEM)

139 118 Oh this morning the priest said something during homily that struck such fear into my heart.

He said "as of yesterday it will be two months until Christmas!"

Aaahhhh
*panics*
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 03:22 PM (Ydd86)

Statements like that could cause the faithful to doubt the veracity of everything else he says.....

'Cousin Vinney' voice: 'everyding dat guy just said...is bull****' '

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 03:30 PM (QGaXH)

140 >>> 104 I said to count them, and buy that many. I don’t know how humored he is right now.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

What are you going to do with all those pumpkins when they start rotting?

I'd say your FWP is not having any goats.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2026 03:31 PM (+fdRY)

141
The problem with showing a specials dog is that they're the canine equivalent of an Formula 1 car. Amazing but finely tuned and requiring constant maintenance. Unfortunately, Her Majesty has perfect pitch for movement. Any imperfection and it's panic time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 03:31 PM (eRlcH)

142 My wife got me a Jumper / battery pack / air compressor for the car, that is a nice collection to have available. I think it has an LED flasher / flashlight on it too.
If you just want a small compressor for tires, it is a good deal. It is not suitable for small air tools though
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR)

Wolf Box. I am familiar, and thanks for the reminder..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 03:32 PM (08OqX)

143  haunted forest path. Decisions, decisions. And also more FWP.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ

You could just steal stuff from the headlines.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 27, 2026 03:32 PM (Sco7b)

144 I love my Skechers slip-ons. They have a Mark Nason series of slip-on dress shoes that I bought for more formal occasions. As I’ve gotten older, I have fewer formal occasions to attend anyway.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 27, 2026 03:32 PM (IXaAJ)

145 *Places Advent Candles back in storage*

Posted by: Whew!!! at September 27, 2026 03:33 PM (Fn+3X)

146 CUT ME SOME SLACK. WE DIDN'T MATH IN PRIEST SCHOOL.

Posted by: Vmom's Priest at September 27, 2026 03:34 PM (skR0U)

147 Here's AOP's doppelganger on the Ryobi 18v compressor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 03:35 PM (VQ0bX)

148 >>Eight days of wind and three of rain, and my grass seed all washed down the hill.

Are you near the harbor?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 03:35 PM (viF8m)

149 I pulled the saw out and bucked up some wood. I then let it cool and pulled it apart and dug out the bar-oil impregnated sawdust out of the crannies and nooks, and regreased the drive clutch bearings.

What is good in life? A sharp chain, the blue smoke, and a saw that walks through fir logs, that is what is good in life.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 03:35 PM (rbvCR)

150 149 I pulled the saw out and bucked up some wood. I then let it cool and pulled it apart and dug out the bar-oil impregnated sawdust out of the crannies and nooks, and regreased the drive clutch bearings.

Exactly what I would have done.

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 27, 2026 03:36 PM (skR0U)

151 144 I love my Skechers slip-ons. They have a Mark Nason series of slip-on dress shoes that I bought for more formal occasions. As I’ve gotten older, I have fewer formal occasions to attend anyway.
Posted by: Unkaren

We recommend Skechers for all our clients!

Posted by: Hoveround Industries, Inc. at September 27, 2026 03:37 PM (Fn+3X)

152 And here's the link

www.youtube.com/watch?v=boHcJaAznwI

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 03:39 PM (VQ0bX)

153 Good idea. Bonus: i could see the divots in my skull from all the times as a kid I "split my head open" as we used to say.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 27, 2026 03:30 PM (RYmEM)
=====
Pro tip: Head lacerations are great for scaring mom!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 03:43 PM (RIvkX)

154 Consider growing a beard?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 27, 2026 03:23 PM (

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I do.Then, whack it off with the haircutters every month or so.

But I will try Cremo. Love the name

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 27, 2026 03:44 PM (RYmEM)

155 What are you going to do with all those pumpkins when they start rotting?

I'd say your FWP is not having any goats.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2026

I don’t even have a back yard, and barely a front one! There is no room for goats.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

156 I don’t even have a back yard, and barely a front one! There is no room for goats.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
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There's always room for goats!

Posted by: Mohammad Mohammad Abdul Mohammad at September 27, 2026 03:46 PM (skR0U)

157 Under Armour boots. Laces with zip up side like a military boot. Lace once for fit, then zipper from then on. I hate dealing with laces.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2026 03:51 PM (S41Gd)

158 I try to shave at least once a week, really should do it more often.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)

159 Oct. 1, the studio will become haunted and the front yard here will also be haunted. I am finalizing the thoughts for this year. Since a pirate ship was purchased last year, I am thinking I should do a variation on that theme, though I may actually do a haunted forest path. Decisions, decisions. And also more FWP.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ

My friend would build these elaborate Halloween walk throughs. Back in 2009 I helped him construct a scaffold next to his hot tub. He ran a tube from one of the jets that delivered water to a shallow reservoir on top. The water would then cascade down one side. On the far side of the hot tub he placed an LED projector aimed toward the waterfall. Folks walking past would see a still image of a pirate battle. The sound of cannons and men shouting was piped in over his home theater sound system speakers. The effect was damned impressive. He constructed the whole thing from his head. No plans. Impressive...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 03:53 PM (08OqX)

160 FOOD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

161 Good idea. Bonus: i could see the divots in my skull from all the times as a kid I "split my head open" as we used to say.
Posted by: JM
---------

As I lose my hair, my skull is going to be quite a show piece, the divots/bumps/staple scars consequent of the craniotomy becoming more evident.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 04:01 PM (XeU6L)

162 I'm a one trick pony on shoes, boots etc. I found a Rockport Outlet near me. I swear by them...The best being wing-tip dress shoes that look absolutely like any other wing-tip dress shoe, with the exception of the sole being soft, shock aborbing, non-slip rubber.

I understand that plains clothes law enforcement swear by them as well. You can run in them just as well as sneakers....but look funny doing it.

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2026 04:03 PM (dIske)

163 .
.
Balance them correctly, (I think Jordan Peterson said something to that effect," then tie them well.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCGMZKijls
.

Posted by: Marooned at September 27, 2026 05:33 PM (W2rvL)

164 You balance your laces when you start off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 27, 2026 06:03 PM (sEc0N)

165 164 You balance your laces when you start off.
Posted by: Boss Moss

That's correct. A Question Of Balance.

Posted by: The Moody Blues at September 27, 2026 07:10 PM (Fn+3X)

166 Left handed, neater side. 🤔

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 27, 2026 07:16 PM (NFX2v)

167 Get a pair of ropers, tenderfoot, we're burning daylight.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 27, 2026 08:32 PM (VQ7/I)

168 For my work boots, I tie a figure eight knot in the middle of the lace. When you’re tightening the laces it keeps the lace from shifting because the knot stays between the first eyelets.

Would look kind of dorky on any other king of shoe though.

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Posted by: web page at September 28, 2026 06:34 PM (oYyju)

WEATHER! WEATHER! WEATHER!

SOCCA.png

[Hat Tip: Dr_No]

The hysterical overreaction to a run-of-the-mill autumn Nor'Easter that is currently hitting the northeast is embarrassing, and there is plenty to be embarrassed about when there isn't some rain and wind! It is -- of course -- driven by the frantic desire of the so-called "elites" and their lackeys in the compliant media for more evidence of the carbon apocalypse. Sadly for them, that evidence is shaky, and this year it is particularly pathetic because we haven't had a hurricane this season, and that is a very rare non-event!

Because they blame all intense weather on AGW, or the more convenient, "Climate Change!" The shift was clever, because now they can blame literally everything on the world's insatiable desire for energy: too much rain or not enough rain...too hot or too cold...too much cloud cover or not enough cloud cover...it doesn't matter to them. The panic is the grift and the kink!

So the colossal killer storm they predicted has turned into a three-day rain with a bit of wind. And the rain never fell particularly hard, so it has been nicely distributed with almost no pooling of water in my driveway! As for the wind? It is often windier around here when there isn't a Nor'Easter, so that should tell you how intense the weather has been.

There are real issues however, but they will not be discussed by the bien pensants because it might contradict the dominant paradigm of AGW. With population growth and the concomitant covering of land with impermeable roads and houses and parking lots and stores, there has not been a commensurate increase in infrastructure to handle the water. And why is that? Because our state and local governments are consumed by other issues like CRT and Equity and Latinx Outreach and healthcare for undocumented voters and transsexual dance recitals in our schools...

So when you turn on the news and see streets awash in a few feet of water, or subways that are flooded, realize that there are rational engineering solutions for many of these issues, but they are not prioritized. And those beach houses that float away? Many of those homes are built on barrier islands that are created and destroyed by the natural action of the ocean. When there were only a few homes on those islands it wasn't a big deal, but now, with increased wealth and population, more people are building, and more people are losing those homes!

The media love the hysteria, and they play it up and try to terrify us, because terror is what they want. Never mind that they are showing America that they simply cannot be trusted...with anything! Not even the weather forecast.

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM




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1 Good afternoon everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 12:02 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:03 PM (NcvvS)

3 If it bleeds it leads.

If it doesn't bleed, throw ketchup on it and fake it.

-- The Media, forever.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 27, 2026 12:03 PM (O7YUW)

4 No Hurricanes in the Atlantic, quite a few in the Pacific. Weather is weather, not climate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:03 PM (l3cgK)

5 Wondering how they can pin this one on Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2026 12:03 PM (+gK6I)

6 Also, how many Atlantic hurricanes this summer?

ZERO.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 27, 2026 12:04 PM (O7YUW)

7 5 Wondering how they can pin this one on Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2026 12:03 PM (+gK6I)

I blame all the hot air that comes out of politicians' mouths.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:05 PM (l3cgK)

8 These Nor'Easteners in February or early March are what gives us 3 foot snow storms. Doesn't happen every year but remember a number of them through the years.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 12:05 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Rhode Island. It's been a rainy grey wet weekend. That's all it's been.
The usual places that get overrun by weather got overrun by weather.
Other than on the news, its been not at all unusual.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 12:06 PM (sl73Y)

10 If it floods it leads

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 12:06 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Weather Channel has been a particularly egregious offender on this for more than 30 years. Quit watching anything other than actual weather and, even for that, the mute button is my friend.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:06 PM (NcvvS)

12 If its to be 80 degrees and sunny no one is hanging onto tje weather Channel all day. Yet a hurricane and people will

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 12:11 PM (Ia/+0)

13 It was gloomy, blustery, and showery here all day yesterday. I skipped Pizza Nite in Rowley because of that. This morning? Cloudless blue sky, bright sunshine, a breeze, and temps in the low 30's. Brrrr!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:13 PM (peOdB)

14 NE is full of evil liberals, that is why they are getting this bad weather.*

* a better theory than the thirty years of global warming hoax.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2026 12:14 PM (vbXSk)

15 weather channel was the shite on bikey road trips. first thing you'd tune to at the motel.
they had this guy dave schwartz, was very funny. the only humorous weather guy i remember other than ray rayner.

Posted by: cmeat at September 27, 2026 12:15 PM (ncRE1)

16 its to be 80 degrees and sunny no one is hanging onto tje weather Channel all day. Yet a hurricane and people will
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 12:11 PM (Ia/+0)

Gotta keep those audience numbers up so the advertisers will stay happy. Always follow the money.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2026 12:15 PM (g8Ew8)

17 Wait.

It gets stormy in autumn?

Holy crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 12:16 PM (MiiEW)

18 5 Wondering how they can pin this one on Trump...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2026 12:03 PM (+gK6I)

*********

It was Trump's fault. And don't forget the Joos - they have those Weather Machines working overtime!

Now, if you'll forgive me, I have to go deal with the Yodeling Yoder terrorist gang and their eagerness to blow up Mennonite barns.

Posted by: Andy Burnham at September 27, 2026 12:16 PM (zQMY+)

19 i'm told we are in for 4" snow on the 4th around here. that's early.

Posted by: cmeat at September 27, 2026 12:17 PM (ncRE1)

20 My sister lives around Wilmington, DE. She texted me some photos taken down at Rehoboth Beach.

Surf's up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2026 12:18 PM (4QASh)

21 I saw the mayor Boston, DEI Wu, made a statement blaming the storm on global warming.

Because of course she did.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 12:18 PM (viF8m)

22 >>the only humorous weather guy i remember other than ray rayner.

Never saw John Coleman? He was one of the founders of the Weather Channel and got out when he saw they wanted ratings over providing accurate information.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)

23 What does hexamethyl benzene have to do with the climate?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 12:20 PM (u82oZ)

24 My mother read me the story of Chicken Little when I was four years old, so I would not be easily manipulated as an adult by the facile propaganda of alarmists.

I was able to grasp that lesson as a wee lad.

Apparently, that tiny Idiot was MUCH smarter than the current crop of Democrats with college degrees!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 12:21 PM (HlyYF)

25 Newsom has been declaring a weather emergency on the weight of the predictions of a "heavy" El Niño this winter.
Generally it means more rain and snow, interspersed with warm rain that may melt the snowpack.

In Oregon a dry winter is A WILDFIRE CAUSING SITUATION because it dries out the forests making fires more likely
A wet winter is A WILDFIRE CAUSING SITUATION because it can lead to lots of brush and grass growing in the forests making fires more likely

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 12:22 PM (rbvCR)

26 6 Also, how many Atlantic hurricanes this summer?

ZERO.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 27, 2026 12:04 PM (O7YUW)

If you want the explanation for that according to the weather gurus, here it is:

This year's Super El Nino involves a significant rise over normal (around 3.5 degrees, I think) in the mid-latitude eastern Pacific Ocean surface temps.

That rise in temperature has created an atmosphere which has spread eastward into the mid-Atlantic.

That atmosphere produces conditions (vertical windshear, mainly) unfavorable to tropical cyclone generation in the main development area of the Atlantic basin.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 27, 2026 12:22 PM (J4Dwc)

27 Oh no!! A thunderstorm where everything gets wet and tree branches get knocked down. Run for your lives!!!

Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2026 12:24 PM (Oy/m2)

28 What does hexamethyl benzene have to do with the climate?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 12:20 PM (u82oZ)

Absent the tiny script, which I cannot read, that looks like the the logo for Graphene OS, for phones. Graphene is basically android without the evil Google shite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:24 PM (peOdB)

29 Visual evidence of the FURY of this global-warming fueled storm!

https://tinyurl.com/3k2jdkpx

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 12:24 PM (HlyYF)

30
New trailer for Egger's "Werwulf" coming later this year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL1EFACsWag


Looks well made and suitably grimy, I guess.
Doesn't feel particularly scary though.

Also, I get the feeling that this may be a crazy guy who's wrongly accused for the killing done by an actual wolf. I'd like to be wrong.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 12:26 PM (YSUhf)

31
Oh no!! A thunderstorm where everything gets wet and tree branches get knocked down. Run for your lives!!!
Posted by: dantesed


Insurance policies will be canceled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2026 12:27 PM (Cqx++)

32 A thunderstorm where everything gets wet and tree branches get knocked down. Run for your lives!!!

Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2026 12:24 PM (Oy/m2)


A couple of big trees came down on our street. They fell nicely, so no widespread power outage. They are already being removed and the lines are being repaired, so obviously this "storm" is a nothing-burger.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:29 PM (k5CNB)

33
Global warming is taking the week off here in DFW.

The temp may not even go above 90 this week.

Plus, rain!!!!1111!!!!

Lazy Global Warming! Can't you even help out your Low IQ believers with their scam?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 12:29 PM (YSUhf)

34 You climate deniers killed all the hurricanes !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 12:30 PM (QwZKw)

35 25 Newsom has been declaring a weather emergency on the weight of the predictions of a "heavy" El Niño this winter.
Generally it means more rain and snow, interspersed with warm rain that may melt the snowpack.

In Oregon a dry winter is A WILDFIRE CAUSING SITUATION because it dries out the forests making fires more likely
A wet winter is A WILDFIRE CAUSING SITUATION because it can lead to lots of brush and grass growing in the forests making fires more likely

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 12:22 PM (rbvCR)

I So-Cal, no rain means fire. Lots of rain means lots of fire later...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:30 PM (l3cgK)

36 34 You climate deniers killed all the hurricanes !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 12:30 PM (QwZKw)

They migrated to the Pacific this year.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)

37 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 12:24 PM (HlyYF)

Sandy was pretty bad in some places. You know...the low-lying areas without sufficient drainage!

We were without power for 11 days, and that was no fun. I did grill a steak in the fireplace, which was a resounding success...except that the house smelled of steak for three days!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:31 PM (k5CNB)

38 Super Mario Brothers >>> Super el Niño

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:32 PM (l3cgK)

39
You climate deniers killed all the hurricanes !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 12:30 PM (QwZKw)

They migrated to the Pacific this year.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)


And transitioned into typhoons!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 12:32 PM (YSUhf)

40 The daily highs for today and tomorrow are supposed to be in the 60s in my neck of the woods, so it looks like we're back to the Global Cooling Season.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 27, 2026 12:32 PM (zQMY+)

41 >>except that the house smelled of steak for three days!

Mmmmmm...

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS)

42
We were without power for 11 days, and that was no fun. I did grill a steak in the fireplace, which was a resounding success...except that the house smelled of steak for three days!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:31 PM (k5CNB)


The World's Finest Air Freshener!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 12:33 PM (YSUhf)

43 23 What does hexamethyl benzene have to do with the climate?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 12:20 PM (u82oZ)

From Wiki:
"Hexamethylbenzene, also known as mellitene, is a hydrocarbon with the molecular formula C₁₂H₁₈ and the condensed structural formula C₆₆. It is an aromatic compound and a derivative of benzene..."

Good thing it isn't C₈₈...we all know what THAT would mean...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:34 PM (l3cgK)

44 I So-Cal, no rain means fire. Lots of rain means lots of fire later...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:30 PM (l3cgK)


In Oregon the thing that seems to have curbed the massive wildfires seems to have been a combination of allowing cutting on forest land by the feds to make firebreaks and access for the fire crews, and not giving the state extra money "for massive wildfires"
This year was being pushed as yet another massive fire year, up until the feds said, "nah, those don't qualify"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 12:34 PM (rbvCR)

45 Tex Antoine was the weatherman for Eyewitness News WABC-TV in NYC. He was disappeared for quipping that "when rape is inevitable, lay back and enjoy it". Ill-considered comment, I must say.

Posted by: Women And Children Hardest Hit at September 27, 2026 12:35 PM (Fn+3X)

46 I know if its a brutal rain by looking at one section of my back yard. There's an area that forms a giant puddle that may cover the grass. I didn't get shit with this rain. No puddle. I can tell how hard its raining by how hard it hits the skylights. When its a good rain you know it. I didn't hear shit. Most of the rain was a soft drizzle. It get slightly heavy for a very short time and turned off like a switch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2026 12:35 PM (S41Gd)

47 Oh noes, too much rain to fill reservoirs!
Thats a tragedy

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 12:35 PM (Ia/+0)

48 The panic is the grift and the kink!

Could the same be said for the hysteria over maple syrup on French Toast?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)

49 Adding to my previous:

The tropical waves that form off the western coast of Africa and, in a typical year, generate into tropical cyclones (tropical storms or hurricanes) as they move westward are slamming into the vertical windshear created by Super El Nino, which delivers a knock out punch to them.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 27, 2026 12:36 PM (J4Dwc)

50 I kind of wished that the tv networks would have made this version of Star Trek in the 70s:


https://tinyurl.com/zjkbyazu

Christopher Knight as Wesley Crusher and Pam Grier as Guinan are definite improvements, and Henry Winkler as Q would have been fun. Also, no shortage of ladies in zipped-down Starfleet uniforms would have been a hit with my teenage version.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 27, 2026 12:36 PM (zQMY+)

51 The sun just came out here on the NC Coast for the first time in a week. Almost looks strange. Hatteras Island is cut off, except by ferry. NC-12 washed out completely, but that happens from time to time.

Posted by: Sands Through The Hourglass at September 27, 2026 12:37 PM (Fn+3X)

52 Could the same be said for the hysteria over maple syrup on French Toast?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)


That's not hysteria. That is a quiet resolve to make a comprehensive list and hold people accountable.

You've been warned.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:39 PM (k5CNB)

53 49 Adding to my previous:

The tropical waves that form off the western coast of Africa and, in a typical year, generate into tropical cyclones (tropical storms or hurricanes) as they move westward are slamming into the vertical windshear created by Super El Nino, which delivers a knock out punch to them.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 27, 2026 12:36 PM (J4Dwc)

One of the three things Hurricanes need. What are the three?
1) lots of water
2) that water at a high enough temp
3) Stable, non-shearing upper-level winds

Break one of those three, no hurricanes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:39 PM (l3cgK)

54 A week or so ago we were sweltering here. Now...it looks like I'm going to have to fire up the boiler today or tomorrow. House temp is about 71, outside temp is 60.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 12:39 PM (XeU6L)

55 Any way we can blame this on Wypipo in general and Jews in particular?

Posted by: DEI Scorekeeper at September 27, 2026 12:40 PM (Fn+3X)

56 The sun just came out here on the NC Coast for the first time in a week. Almost looks strange. Hatteras Island is cut off, except by ferry. NC-12 washed out completely, but that happens from time to time.
Posted by: Sands Through The Hourglass
-----

Thus, new inlets are formed. The Outer Banks are always moving. My regards to Duck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)

57 You've been warned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:39 PM (k5CNB)

* Uh oh.... looks around nervously *

Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2026 12:43 PM (Oy/m2)

58 A jazzed up rewritten version of The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy by Duke Ellington was just on retired Sugar Rum Cherry. It was pretty cool.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7)

59 54 A week or so ago we were sweltering here. Now...it looks like I'm going to have to fire up the boiler today or tomorrow. House temp is about 71, outside temp is 60.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Boiler? Sounds like White privilege! My evil landlord makes me huddle around a Yankee Candle when it gets cold here. Not even a Gwyneth Paltrow Special candle.

Posted by: Downtrodden Victim of Society at September 27, 2026 12:43 PM (Fn+3X)

60 57 You've been warned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:39 PM (k5CNB)

* Uh oh.... looks around nervously *

Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2026 12:43 PM (Oy/m2)

Is maple syrup on Canadian Toast acceptable?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:44 PM (l3cgK)

61 Never saw John Coleman? He was one of the founders of the Weather Channel and got out when he saw they wanted ratings over providing accurate information.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)



I think he started out in Chicago. I remember watching him when I was a kid on one of the local stations.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:45 PM (zRAnz)

62 >>Any way we can blame this on Wypipo in general and Jews in particular?

'Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
And the black folks hate the white folks,
And the Hindus hate the Moslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.'

--T. Lehrer, 'National Brotherhood Week'.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:45 PM (NcvvS)

63 pain dore...Canadian Toast...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

64 ...and Henry Winkler as Q would have been fun

Henry Winkler as "A."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 12:45 PM (vTZFs)

65 With enough rain, CA's central valley turns into a ginormous lake. Wouldn't be the worst thing to flood Sacto out.

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Fv808)

66 Sandy was pretty bad in some places. You know...the low-lying areas without sufficient drainage!

We were without power for 11 days, and that was no fun. I did grill a steak in the fireplace, which was a resounding success...except that the house smelled of steak for three days!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:31 PM


Dang it! I was just reaching for the "over-reaction" meme. Should have grabbed one that didn't say "Sandy". (Which did do actual damage.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

67 61 Never saw John Coleman? He was one of the founders of the Weather Channel and got out when he saw they wanted ratings over providing accurate information.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)


I think he started out in Chicago. I remember watching him when I was a kid on one of the local stations.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:45 PM (zRAnz)

He was a weatherman at one of the local San Diego stations near the end of his career.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:46 PM (l3cgK)

68 Little brighter now rain stopped,

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Ia/+0)

69 I inquired of a buddy who actually has a job on Cape Cod how the weather apocalypse was coming along ...
"Some wind and rain. NBD"

everything in the news is an op of some kind.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 27, 2026 12:47 PM (VyBeY)

70 When John Coleman would do the weather, he's always say, "K YOU ess eye" ( KUSI ), the call letters for the station he finished his career at.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:47 PM (l3cgK)

71 >>I think he started out in Chicago. I remember watching him when I was a kid on one of the local stations.

Yep, on the ABC affiliate, which was WBKB and changed to WLS around 1970. Coleman was one of the 'Eyewitness News' crew who kicked off the 'happy talk' local news thing.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:48 PM (NcvvS)

72 We had our first 30-something degree morning of fall. Granted, it was 39, but that counts.

Cats wanted inside, unsurprisingly.

Depending on who, and where they get their info from, we're likely to have a really wet, cold, snowy, or normal winter here. As usual, a crap shoot.

I tend to go with the folks who get their predictions from the fuzzy caterpillars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2026 12:48 PM (4QASh)

73 Thus, new inlets are formed. The Outer Banks are always moving. My regards to Duck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I got to visit the new inlet that was formed between Frisco and Hatteras Village from Hurricane Isabel in '04. About a 100 yards wide, it took NCDOT a couple months to fill in and repave. Hatteras Village was cut off except by boat all that time. That one really messed the area up. There were houses, garages, way out in the Pamlico Sound.

Posted by: Of Sound Mind, Almost at September 27, 2026 12:48 PM (Fn+3X)

74 My favorite storm (which I mention from time-to-time) was the blizzard of '93, aka The Storm With No Name.

https://shorturl.at/CrVG4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 12:49 PM (XeU6L)

75 Yep, Coleman was at WLS-TV in Chicago (among other places) in the early 70's.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:50 PM (zRAnz)

76 65 With enough rain, CA's central valley turns into a ginormous lake. Wouldn't be the worst thing to flood Sacto out.

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Fv80

It happened during the flooding of 1861-1862...Central Valley turned into a lake 300 miles x 20 miles...

It's referred to as the ARkStorm...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

77 >>Thus, new inlets are formed. The Outer Banks are always moving

Same with barrier islands along the Gulf. I live on Big Lagoon, right across from the barrier island of Perdido Key, east of Johnson Beach. Hurricane Sally's storm surge cut through that island creating three little islands in the process.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 27, 2026 12:51 PM (J4Dwc)

78 We were excited to see an NOAA weather map yesterday showing that the remnants of Hurricane Polo (Marco!) are going to be over Texas in about a week. We need it! All the local counties are under a burn ban because of drought; I lost two small trees recently in spite of my attempts to water them. Just too hot and dry for anything marginal to survive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (H8mUs)

79 And everybody hates the Jews.'

-
I always kind of liked Shawn Wallace but no more.

https://tinyurl.com/4tnrkzu7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)

80 Last year and this year, there was widespread Sahara dust coming across early in the hurricane season. That always tamps things down.

Posted by: Ashes to Ashes, Funk to Funky at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (Fn+3X)

81 Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:48 PM (NcvvS)


Yep you're right - I posted before I read your post.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (zRAnz)

82 74 My favorite storm (which I mention from time-to-time) was the blizzard of '93, aka The Storm With No Name.

https://shorturl.at/CrVG4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 12:49 PM (XeU6L)

No Name and No Man were responsible for poking out Polyphemos' eye...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (l3cgK)

83 The tropical waves that form off the western coast of Africa and, in a typical year, generate into tropical cyclones (tropical storms or hurricanes) as they move westward are slamming into the vertical windshear created by Super El Nino, which delivers a knock out punch to them.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 27, 2026 12:36 PM


Agreed!

However, Leftists claim the following:

1.) Global warming makes hurricanes worse

2.) Global warming makes more El Ninos (and therefore the negative effects that occur during El Ninos can be attributed to evil CO2.)

The alarmists like to claim that both ends of a teeter-totter are going to be in the bad "down position" more often. Kindergartners are smart enough to realize the falsity of that position.

When I point out that truth about El Ninos typically making the Atlantic hurricane season more gentle, they literally cannot process truthful information that does not fit inside their constructed narrative.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 27, 2026 12:53 PM (HlyYF)

84 John Coleman was good.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 27, 2026 12:54 PM (VyBeY)

85 No Name and No Man were responsible for poking out Polyphemos' eye...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (l3cgK)




You must've seen Nolan's movie. Or read the book. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:54 PM (zRAnz)

86 New Jersey Transit drowned more than a third of their rolling stock in their low-lying Weehawken yards for Sandy. They were punished by the Feds buying them all new equipment.

Posted by: That'll Learn 'em! at September 27, 2026 12:55 PM (Fn+3X)

87 79 And everybody hates the Jews.'

-
I always kind of liked Shawn Wallace but no more.

https://tinyurl.com/4tnrkzu7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)

"You can't be more evil that what they're [Israeli Jews are] doing."--Shawn Wallace

Yeah, you have no actual idea, do you, Shawn? Either that, or you're engaged in taqqiyah.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:55 PM (l3cgK)

88 >>Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:50 PM (zRAnz)

Just looked at Coleman's Wikipedia page. Don't remember him at WBBM or WMAQ.

Side note: one of the Chicago papers did a photo-question item daily, asked people on the street a question and published some answers, with a photo. Coleman was asked, 'What is your cold remedy?' and he answered, 'A shot of vodka in a glass of water. If that doesn't work, reverse the proportions.'

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:56 PM (NcvvS)

89 Yet... nobody ever asks the climate alarmists whether the sun plays any sort of part in "climate" and/or "weather."

And if so, how significant is that?

Because it is the single largest factor in what happens to Earth's climate, yet is hardly ever mentioned in place of this "global warming" bullshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2026 12:57 PM (4QASh)

90 >>Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (zRAnz)

Horde mind, amigo.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:57 PM (NcvvS)

91 I think it's Wallace Shawn. Hateful he is.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:58 PM (zRAnz)

92 85 No Name and No Man were responsible for poking out Polyphemos' eye...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (l3cgK)

You must've seen Nolan's movie. Or read the book. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 12:54 PM (zRAnz)

Pride was always Odysseus' fall. Did he HAVE to tell Polyphemus who really poked out his eye? No, he didn't; he WANTED Polyphemus to know, which ended up with Polyphemus' Daddy ( Poseiden ) being told.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

93 NYC's harbor is a funnel that narrows until it reaches the Hudson River.

Sandy hit it exactly right so that the storm surge backed into the Hudson with a multiplier effect. Had "Super Storm Sandy" been a more powerful Cat 3, lower Manhattan would heve been under 40 feet of water.

Climate Change had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 27, 2026 12:58 PM (dtajH)

94 Sandy was pretty bad in some places. You know...the low-lying areas without sufficient drainage!

We were without power for 11 days, and that was no fun. I did grill a steak in the fireplace, which was a resounding success...except that the house smelled of steak for three days!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:31 PM

11 days here as well. Ran off emergency generator for those days. We have well water, so the generator powered that, the electric hot water heater (by shutting down a few other circuits for 30 minutes, as well. Fridge and basement freezer were powered too. Cable was out, but I still had my roof antennas for off air, so we were never really out of touch. What was funny, we still had a landline, so I plugged into the land line with an old Sony laptop and found an AOL modem in New Brunswick, so I was able to go online and send emails. Also, to read AOS HQ. Heh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 27, 2026 12:59 PM (hmYU4)

95 Most folks are bored out of their minds and must be entertained 24/7, hence you get The Weather Entertainment Channel, which stirs the pot and gets their fat and lazy audience all worked up into an orgasmic frenzy over nothing, before they settle back into their diabetic coma to rest up for the next trip to Golden Corral.

Posted by: Hurricane Smith at September 27, 2026 12:59 PM (6VpiA)

96 I got to visit the new inlet that was formed between Frisco and Hatteras Village from Hurricane Isabel in '04.
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I was camped on the beach at Ocracoke Island as David moved up the coast in '79. Only thing that kept the tent in place was the weight of the bodies of myself and the femme du jour. The NPS came by at the first hint of daylight, and shooed us onto the last ferry up to Hatteras, thence, we hied west to the Blue Ridge, where we still got lots of rain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 12:59 PM (XeU6L)

97 We were without power for 11 days, and that was no fun. I did grill a steak in the fireplace, which was a resounding success...except that the house smelled of steak for three days!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:31 PM

11 days here as well.
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Pfft. A full month here, post-Helene. No water, no electricity. It was an interesting time. One learns a lot about a community and one's neighbors under such circumstances.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:03 PM (XeU6L)

98 I was watching the human sacrifice scenes from "Apocalypto" last night, with the cunning priest "appeasing" the gods with still-beating hearts and severed heads. It was all theater.

You know our current crop of climate cultists would love to do it too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 01:06 PM (4SGBL)

99 Ahem.
The proper name is SUPERstorm Sandy.

Posted by: Al Gore at September 27, 2026 01:06 PM (2Ez/1)

100 We were without power for 11 days, and that was no fun. I did grill a steak in the fireplace, which was a resounding success...except that the house smelled of steak for three days!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 12:31 PM



You think that was bad!!!??? Last time we were without power we had to eat dirt sandwiches. For breakfast lunch and dinner. With no bread...just dirt sandwiched between 2 layers of dirt. The house smelled like dirt for 3 months! You had it easy.


Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:06 PM (zRAnz)

101 I think it's Wallace Shawn. Hateful he is.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Well, he's definitely backwards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 01:07 PM (ndZc7)

102 Thus, new inlets are formed. The Outer Banks are always moving. My regards to Duck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)


Littoral Drift for the win.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 01:09 PM (k5CNB)

103 You think that was bad!!!??? Last time we were without power we had to eat dirt sandwiches. For breakfast lunch and dinner. With no bread...just dirt sandwiched between 2 layers of dirt. The house smelled like dirt for 3 months! You had it easy.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:06 PM (zRAnz)

Meh. In our part of NJ, we just drove over to the next town and grabbed dinner at a nice Italian restaurant. With fine wine. And cloth, embroidered napkins, even. Classy stuff.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 27, 2026 01:09 PM (hmYU4)

104 Martini Farmer

The ratio of Sun's energy to Earth verses all of mankind's outputs (even doubled to help the hapless Greens) is 350,000,000 to one.

Man's total activity is lost in the baseline. Even when doubled.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 01:11 PM (u82oZ)

105 he Weather Entertainment Channel, which stirs the pot and gets their fat and lazy audience all worked up into an orgasmic frenzy over nothing, before they settle back into their diabetic coma to rest up for the next trip to Golden Corral.
Posted by: Hurricane Smith at September 27, 2026 12:59 PM (6VpiA)

HEY!! We're sitting right here!!

Posted by: Fat and Lazy Local 43 at September 27, 2026 01:11 PM (hmYU4)

106 Littoral Drift for the win.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Can't we just put out an anchor?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:11 PM (XeU6L)

107 I always kind of liked Shawn Wallace but no more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)


Yes...a washed up character actor who is desperate to remain relevant, so he says unbelievably stupid and ignorant stuff to impress the cool kids.

And he is a "Jew." The kind I despise. Fuck him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 01:12 PM (k5CNB)

108 Meh. In our part of NJ, we just drove over to the next town and grabbed dinner at a nice Italian restaurant. With fine wine. And cloth, embroidered napkins, even. Classy stuff.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 27, 2026 01:09 PM (hmYU4)



Didja' grab the dinner at gunpoint? 'Cause that's what I hear Jersey guys do. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:12 PM (zRAnz)

109 Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:06 PM (zRAnz)

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You had dirt? Must've been nice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2026 01:13 PM (2UnvF)

110 Well, time to go out and meet the day. There is work to be done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 01:13 PM (peOdB)

111 You think that was bad!!!??? Last time we were without power we had to eat dirt sandwiches. For breakfast lunch and dinner. With no bread...just dirt sandwiched between 2 layers of dirt. The house smelled like dirt for 3 months! You had it easy.


Posted by: Chairborne!

Ha, you think that was bad. I had nothing but dryer, belly-button lint, and mildew to feast on. Suffered mightily, but the lights came back on just before we were about to open the septic tank for dinner.

Posted by: Misfit Nitwit at September 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Fn+3X)

112 Posted by: Misfit Nitwit at September 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Fn+3X)


Heh. I gotta say you had us beat. I'll stop complaining.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:17 PM (zRAnz)

113 The Weather Entertainment Channel, which stirs the pot and gets their fat and lazy audience all worked up into an orgasmic frenzy over nothing, before they settle back into their diabetic coma to rest up for the next trip to Golden Corral.
Posted by: Hurricane Smith at September 27, 2026 12:59 PM (6VpiA)

It's always worthy of mockery...until it happens to you.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 27, 2026 01:17 PM (J4Dwc)

114 Littoral Drift for the win.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 01:09 PM


Putting a 'C' in front of that explains a lot of our confusion.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at September 27, 2026 01:17 PM (0sNs1)

115 I was gonna mention the suffering of deadbolt escutcheons, but that thread is coming up at 2PM EST.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at September 27, 2026 01:18 PM (Fn+3X)

116 Haven't heard a final decision on Daylight Savings time year around yet. Rather standard time all year.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Ia/+0)

117 Didja' grab the dinner at gunpoint? 'Cause that's what I hear Jersey guys do. Heh.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:12 PM (zRAnz)

Tell me you watch too much TV without telling me you watch too much TV.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 27, 2026 01:19 PM (hmYU4)

118 I had to walk and get my mom some cigarettes during the blizzard of 78. Uphill, both ways

What I never told her was I caught a ride on Rick Turners snowmobile in exchange for helping him go around getting stuff for people for the next couple of days

Delivered everything but babies

Posted by: Kittens! at September 27, 2026 01:21 PM (jrgJz)

119 Didja' grab the dinner at gunpoint? 'Cause that's what I hear Jersey guys do. Heh.
Posted by: Chairborne!
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Take the cannoli, leave the gun?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:23 PM (XeU6L)

120
Doomwatching, I call it. When the weather report occupied 5 minutes of the local news at 5:00 and 11:00, it wasn't a big deal. Now we have channels with wall-to-wall coverage. What attracts eyeballs? Doom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:23 PM (eRlcH)

121 116 Haven't heard a final decision on Daylight Savings time year around yet. Rather standard time all year.
Posted by: Skip

You Morning People get my goat!

Posted by: Darkness at 4:30 PM Sucks! at September 27, 2026 01:23 PM (Fn+3X)

122 Whichever way the time decision goes, some of my clocks will remain on time, and some will remain off time.
Will have to try to remember which is which.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 01:25 PM (sl73Y)

123 Doomwatching, I call it. When the weather report occupied 5 minutes of the local news at 5:00 and 11:00, it wasn't a big deal. Now we have channels with wall-to-wall coverage. What attracts eyeballs? Doom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:23 PM (eRlcH)

I'm surprised we don't (yet) have Third World Weather Channel, so the illegals and shouldn't be legals can see the weather in their home countries.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2026 01:25 PM (qx7Zg)

124
You Morning People get my goat!
Posted by: Darkness at 4:30 PM Sucks! at September 27, 2026 01:23 PM (Fn+3X)

__________

Slugabed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:25 PM (eRlcH)

125 Must be some event at the local airport today; heard heavy engines , ran out back and saw three Vietnam era Huey helicopters flying low in formation. Quite a sight!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 01:26 PM (H8mUs)

126 Your deadbolt had an escutcheon? Luxury! We were forced to fashion one out of the cardboard packaging from a Hungry Man TV dinner using a dull Tom Mix pocket knife and attach it with the adhesive portion of bandaids left over from Dad's bar fight wounds.

Posted by: The other side of the tracks at September 27, 2026 01:26 PM (2Ez/1)

127 I built a snow fort down our front steps during the Blizzard of '67 in Chicago. Dad was stuck at work for 3 days. Came home with beard stubble all over his face. No school for days! Yay!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:26 PM (zRAnz)

128 Ok, living in the Peoples Republic of Maryland, and this one didn't flood Ellicott City (see reports from 2016 & 201.

Now, I am not trying to make light of this storm, but it WAS NOT a hurricane! Yes it dropped some rain and had some serious winds, but NOTHING like what a hurricane would do.

Let's be honest, a nor'easter is a hurricane-lite. It's not even a tropical depression really. It's NOT a named storm (with how liberal NOAA is with "naming" lately). Anyone who has lived on the East Coast for more than 10-15 years would just prep a little and otherwise dismiss this.

What I am trying to say, is that storms like this are NORMAL in certain seasons (usually fall with rain, or late winter/early spring with a crapton of snow). So if you are PAYING ATTENTION, you know how to PREPARE.

If it's not obvious I am "late Boomer/nascent Gen X", so I think you should LEARN how to prepare and SURVIVE.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 01:26 PM (7kJyR)

129 Whichever way the time decision goes, some of my clocks will remain on time, and some will remain off time.
Will have to try to remember which is which.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 01:25 PM


Kamala!, nice of you to drop in!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)

130 Kittens!

One long snow on the ground episode in Reston, Virginia, I walked 2 miles to a Giant to get more condoms for the neighbors. They were busy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 01:27 PM (u82oZ)

131 CBD, thanks for using the graphic … ’tis appreciated.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 27, 2026 01:27 PM (ayRl+)

132 What I never told her was I caught a ride on Rick Turners snowmobile in exchange for helping him go around getting stuff for people for the next couple of days

Delivered everything but babies
Posted by: Kittens!
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A big problem here was flushwater for commodes. I daily used my lawn tractor and small trailer to haul around 5 gallon containers of water, siphoned from a pool, to my neighbors. I've commented that all of our houses began to assume an aroma of unflushed commodes and spoiled food.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:29 PM (XeU6L)

133
What I am trying to say, is that storms like this are NORMAL in certain seasons (usually fall with rain, or late winter/early spring with a crapton of snow). So if you are PAYING ATTENTION, you know how to PREPARE.

If it's not obvious I am "late Boomer/nascent Gen X", so I think you should LEARN how to prepare and SURVIVE.

-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 01:26 PM (7kJyR)

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A significant swath of these United States would drown on its own saliva if there wasn't an aid program to swab out their throats. Prepare?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:30 PM (eRlcH)

134 The hurricanes off Baja seem to be pumping a lot of warm, moist air up into So. California. Looks like air conditioner season will go for a while yet.

Gas is 6.60/gal at the local Chevron. I've seen a few 7 handles for the higher grades locally. Yikes!

Reminds me of the '70's debating how could gas go over $1 per gal when the pumps could only go up to 99.9 cents. Anyone remember seeing it priced by the half-gallon? Or the truly confusing liter pricing? Glad THAT didn't catch on!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 01:30 PM (QGaXH)

135 Haven't heard a final decision on Daylight Savings time year around yet. Rather standard time all year.
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Ia/+0)

To stop the endless quibbling about Standard versus Daylight, I propose putting the entire country on Greenwich Time. This would force everyone to adjust their activities to the amount of daylight available and not slavishly follow the dictates of "what time is it?"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 01:31 PM (P/woT)

136
Gas is 6.60/gal at the local Chevron. I've seen a few 7 handles for the higher grades locally. Yikes!

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Filled up at Costco yesterday for $3.64.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:32 PM (eRlcH)

137 To stop the endless quibbling about Standard versus Daylight, I propose putting the entire country on Greenwich Time. This would force everyone to adjust their activities to the amount of daylight available and not slavishly follow the dictates of "what time is it?"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 01:31 PM (P/woT)



We could call it Zulu time. I like that name. Reminds me of the Army.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:34 PM (zRAnz)

138 Must be some event at the local airport today; heard heavy engines , ran out back and saw three Vietnam era Huey helicopters flying low in formation. Quite a sight!
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Possibly these folk? https://armyav.org/

Post-Helene they were on the scene here immediately, hauling supplies to areas that could not be reached otherwise. I have a close friend who is active with that group. Lots of experience from VN.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:34 PM (XeU6L)

139 The Jets are finding new and interesting ways to piss me off.

Please stop sucking at football.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

140 135 Clarifying :

Wondering if it could go over $10/gallon. Can the pumps price that high?

Reminds me of the '70's ........

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 01:36 PM (QGaXH)

141
Of course, we've done what we can to tear down any sense of community that used to help sustain ourselves during natural disasters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:36 PM (eRlcH)

142 13 It was gloomy, blustery, and showery here all day yesterday. I skipped Pizza Nite in Rowley because of that. This morning? Cloudless blue sky, bright sunshine, a breeze, and temps in the low 30's. Brrrr!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:13 PM (peOdB)

Thinking about Az yet?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 01:37 PM (QGaXH)

143 Sorry, but this storm was REALLY bad. We ordered wine from the mainland to be delivered yesterday.
The ferry didn’t run!

Posted by: RI Red at September 27, 2026 01:38 PM (SabPB)

144 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2026 01:38 PM (2UnvF)

145 Please stop sucking at football.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)



You must've not grown up in Chicago. I got used to it from an early age.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 27, 2026 01:38 PM (zRAnz)

146 Filled up at Costco yesterday for $3.64.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


$3.59 Sam's in McKinney, Texas.

Afternoon all.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2026 01:38 PM (0yFYJ)

147 The Jets are finding new and interesting ways to piss me off.

Please stop sucking at football.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 01:35 PM


We're the Jets. It's who we are, and what we do.

Mebbe be a Browns fan?

Posted by: New York Jets at September 27, 2026 01:39 PM (0sNs1)

148 Of course, we've done what we can to tear down any sense of community that used to help sustain ourselves during natural disasters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:36 PM
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Whaddya mean?

Posted by: Social media, especially NextDoor at September 27, 2026 01:39 PM (2Ez/1)

149 @133

A significant swath of these United States would drown on its own saliva if there wasn't an aid program to swab out their throats. Prepare?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:30 PM (eRlcH)

My one prayer is that I have passed on enough of my knowledge/tenacity/wisdom (if I can lay claim to any of those) to my children....

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 01:40 PM (7kJyR)

150 Please stop sucking at football.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

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You're not my supervisor.

Posted by: Jerry Jones at September 27, 2026 01:40 PM (2UnvF)

151 Please stop sucking at football.

Posted by: JackStraw


You must've not grown up in Chicago. I got used to it from an early age.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!



The Dallas Cowboys have entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2026 01:40 PM (0yFYJ)

152 Post-Helene they were on the scene here immediately, hauling supplies to areas that could not be reached otherwise. I have a close friend who is active with that group. Lots of experience from VN.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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More on that: https://shorturl.at/f3XSU

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:40 PM (XeU6L)

153 Way back in old days, in USAF all schedules were on Zulu time as different time zones had to all on same schedule

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 01:40 PM (Ia/+0)

154 Marxists politicize even the weather to spread fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

They all have ocean front properties. Do the math.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 01:41 PM (RIvkX)

155 Ah yes......"Zulu Time"........now I'm having flashbacks see what you did?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 27, 2026 01:41 PM (jrgJz)

156 Holy
Shit the Seahawks look awful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 01:42 PM (s3LZV)

157 Bomb Cyclone >> Heat Dome

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 01:43 PM (RIvkX)

158 Zulu Time is Best Time.

Posted by: Zulu Warriors at September 27, 2026 01:43 PM (0sNs1)

159 If it's not obvious I am "late Boomer/nascent Gen X", so I think you should LEARN how to prepare and SURVIVE.

-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 01:26 PM (7kJyR)
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Absolutely.

I lived through those Ellicott City floods and they weren't fun. But that is a somewhat common occurrence there.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 01:43 PM (kpS4V)

160 CBD, thanks for using the graphic … ’tis appreciated.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 27, 2026 01:27 PM (ayRl+)


Oops! Forgot to give you credit...fixed!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 01:43 PM (k5CNB)

161 Of course, we've done what we can to tear down any sense of community that used to help sustain ourselves during natural disasters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Here, the No. 1 co-ordinators were the churches. Volunteers, donation centers, critical supplies, food. There wasn't a church, no matter how rural, that did not have volunteers and tents filling the parking lots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:44 PM (XeU6L)

162 157 Bomb Cyclone >> Heat Dome
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 01:43 PM (RIvkX)

But more people COMPLAIN about the heat dome because they are "UNCOMFORTABLE",....

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 01:44 PM (7kJyR)

163 WE call them "The Dolts" because Indianapolis has perfected the art of sucking at football

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 27, 2026 01:44 PM (jrgJz)

164 Did anyone hear about the possible terror attack that was thwarted over at RAF Fairford in the UK? This is one of the bases the US houses the B-1's and B-52's used against Iran.

Several vans, about 20 people and a whole lot of explosives.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2026 01:44 PM (4QASh)

165 It boggles me that people who have been alive for 29 years, or more, KNOW, from their own lives, that the climate hasn't changed significantly over that period, and still believe.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 01:45 PM (4NO2D)

166 Thought he said, lackeys in the complaint media.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 01:45 PM (3oLMy)

167 Bitch about us all you want, we still take your money.

Posted by: Pro Sportsball Teams at September 27, 2026 01:45 PM (0sNs1)

168 This would force everyone to adjust their activities to the amount of daylight available and not slavishly follow the dictates of "what time is it?"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2026 01:31 PM (P/woT)

You're messing with my bread and butter, fella!

Posted by: Howdy Doody at September 27, 2026 01:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

169 Bitch about us all you want, we still take your money.
Posted by: Pro Sportsball Teams at September 27, 2026 01:45 PM



I bought a hat once.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 01:46 PM (4NO2D)

170 That said my buddy just texted me photos from Wildwood NJ and the water is waist deep in the house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 01:47 PM (RIvkX)

171 Absolutely.

I lived through those Ellicott City floods and they weren't fun. But that is a somewhat common occurrence there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 01:43 PM (kpS4V)

Having visited Old Ellicott City MANY times, I can see why it's problematic. You pay any attention to the hydrology and how the main street follows the feeder stream,...that's flash flood central.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 01:47 PM (7kJyR)

172 You're messing with my bread and butter, fella!
Posted by: Howdy Doody
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No one talks about me anymore.

Posted by: Clarabell at September 27, 2026 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

173 Fox showed video of horrendous water lapping maybe 2' up against an 18' seawall. Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 01:48 PM (3oLMy)

174
It's Howdy Doody Time!
It's not worth a dime,
so let's turn on Channel Nine
and watch Frankenstein!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

175 CBD, thanks for using the graphic … ’tis appreciated.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 27, 2026 01:27 PM (ayRl+)

Oops! Forgot to give you credit...fixed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2026 01:43 PM (k5CNB)
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You'll both be hearing from our church's legal team.

Posted by: J.R. Bob Dobbs at September 27, 2026 01:49 PM (RIvkX)

176 Did anyone hear about the possible terror attack that was thwarted over at RAF Fairford in the UK? This is one of the bases the US houses the B-1's and B-52's used against Iran.

Several vans, about 20 people and a whole lot of explosives.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Saw something on Fb about it. Didn't delve too deeply into it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2026 01:49 PM (0yFYJ)

177 Heh. No matter how pathetic the quality of the product on the field we still have a license to print Benjamins three shifts a day.

Posted by: NFL owners at September 27, 2026 01:50 PM (2Ez/1)

178 167 Bitch about us all you want, we still take your money.
Posted by: Pro Sportsball Teams

None of mine. It’s free tv. And I enjoy watching football.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 01:51 PM (yEz+x)

179 Did anyone hear about the possible terror attack that was thwarted over at RAF Fairford in the UK?
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More:
https://shorturl.at/kPvHE

Amish?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:51 PM (XeU6L)

180 No one talks about me anymore.
Posted by: Clarabell at September 27, 2026 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

Be quiet.

Posted by: Howdy Doody at September 27, 2026 01:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

181 Pull the wool over your own eyes.

Posted by: J.R. Bob Dobbs at September 27, 2026 01:51 PM (RIvkX)

182 Well would you look at that.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 01:51 PM (viF8m)

183 164 Did anyone hear about the possible terror attack that was thwarted over at RAF Fairford in the UK? This is one of the bases the US houses the B-1's and B-52's used against Iran.

Several vans, about 20 people and a whole lot of explosives.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Know how the intrepid police focused in one them.
A lady called 999. She first called the airbase and got a pass so she called the locals. Bless that lady and the few cops remaining in Britain who do their job.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 01:51 PM (3oLMy)

184 You'll PAY to know what you really think.

Posted by: J.R. Bob Dobbs at September 27, 2026 01:52 PM (RIvkX)

185
Fox showed video of horrendous water lapping maybe 2' up against an 18' seawall. Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 01:48 PM (3oLMy)

_________

Might just be stock footage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:52 PM (eRlcH)

186 None of mine. It’s free tv. And I enjoy watching football.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 01:51 PM


We get paid for your eyeballs.

Posted by: Pro Sportsball Teams at September 27, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)

187 Bless that lady and the few cops remaining in Britain who do their job.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 01:51 PM (3oLMy)
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Has she been arrested yet?

Posted by: Hime Minister Shabana Mahmood at September 27, 2026 01:53 PM (RIvkX)

188
Be quiet.
Posted by: Howdy Doody
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I don't get it.

Posted by: A Millennial at September 27, 2026 01:53 PM (XeU6L)

189 Might just be stock footage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:52 PM (eRlcH)

It was live.

Posted by: Moo at September 27, 2026 01:53 PM (1Ff7Z)

190 In before the Sportsball Puritans!

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 01:54 PM (4NO2D)

191 Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 01:47 PM (7kJyR)

It was a mill town! They set up shop there for the rushing waters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 01:54 PM (kpS4V)

192 Narcissists have little empathy for others.
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No, I never said that.

Posted by: J.R. Bob Dobbs at September 27, 2026 01:54 PM (RIvkX)

193 Bless that lady and the few cops remaining in Britain who do their job.
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I know a London police officer who has given up. He and his wife immigrated here, disgusted with things there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:55 PM (XeU6L)

194 Narcissists have little empathy for others.

Why should we?

Posted by: Narcissists at September 27, 2026 01:56 PM (0sNs1)

195 >>Did anyone hear about the possible terror attack that was thwarted over at RAF Fairford in the UK? This is one of the bases the US houses the B-1's and B-52's used against Iran.

Yea, waiting on details. I saw Trump give a short interview and he said that both his administration and the Brits were tracking these guys for a while.

Be interesting to see how the British people respond if the terrorists came through open borders.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 01:56 PM (viF8m)

196
Grocery stores sold out as nor'easter approaches OBX!!!-!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 01:56 PM (eRlcH)

197 I will not be shamed or bullied into a certain behavior. No matter what you say.

If you don’t like it. Don’t participate. But fuck off with your shaming.

You sound vaccinated more and more every time you show your moral superiority.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2026 01:57 PM (yEz+x)

198 Unusual subsurface volcanic activity by the ring of fire heating the Pacific which is creating more than usual upper atmospheric water vapor has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 01:58 PM (3oLMy)

199 They set up shop there for the rushing waters.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 01:54 PM


Always a good idea.

Posted by: Olympia Beer of Tumwater, Washington at September 27, 2026 01:58 PM (0sNs1)

200 I know a London police officer who has given up. He and his wife immigrated here, disgusted with things there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:55 PM (XeU6L)

There's probably more than we know. If you've seen some of those Euro's on YT here for the kickball matches, you've probably noticed the guy with the big red mustache and ball cap. He moved lock, stock, and barrel to Utah because he said he couldn't raise his family in the UK.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 01:58 PM (1Ff7Z)

201
Here comes that poodle dog!
Big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 01:58 PM (4NO2D)

202 Grocery stores sold out as nor'easter approaches OBX!!!-!
Posted by: Hadrian
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People probably filling bathtubs also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)

203 You're messing with my bread and butter, fella!
Posted by: Howdy Doody

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I'm not your fella, chief.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2026 01:59 PM (2UnvF)

204
C'mon! everybody! let's go!
Get the distilled water! get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! you know we need it!

Go to da shelter
My baby, my baby,
Go to da shelter
Go to da shelter

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 01:59 PM (4NO2D)

205 People probably filling bathtubs also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)

Can't, the gin is in there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 02:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

206 1St WORLD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

207 That said my buddy just texted me photos from Wildwood NJ and the water is waist deep in the house.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 01:47 PM (RIvkX)

They're kissin' in Cleveland, Kansas City, too
They're wailin' in Wildwood, back at Waterloo
They're smoochin' all over, even in St. Loo
So uh-baby get ready, I'm a-kissin' you

Oh, baby 'cause summertime is kissin' time USA

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Rydell at September 27, 2026 02:02 PM (6VpiA)

208 Might just be stock footage.

I love how whenever there's a storm all the local reporters run out to do their "live on the scene" reports wearing their raincoats and shouting in the wind because it's their folklore that that's how Dan Rather became a star.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 02:05 PM (GKDU1)

209 116 Haven't heard a final decision on Daylight Savings time year around yet. Rather standard time all year.
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Ia/+0)

Arizona doesn't change their clocks. BUT on our recent RV odyssey we overnighted in Tuba City* Az in the Navajo 'Nation' (NE Az). It was a long day and we didn't get in until 8:30 PM. Upon check-in they informed that the Navajo 'Nation' DOES observe DST so now it was 9:30 PM! We left the next morning for Mesa Verde.

*We didn't see a single Tuba the entire time we were there. Guess they keep them in a warehouse out of sight somewhere.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 02:05 PM (QGaXH)

210 192 Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 01:47 PM (7kJyR)

It was a mill town! They set up shop there for the rushing waters.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 01:54 PM (kpS4V)

EXACTLY!!!!

And EVERYONE who has moved there since its founding has FORGOTTEN what that means!

[Insert obligatory George Santayana quote here]

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 02:06 PM (7kJyR)

211 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 27, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

212 People on Cali only have monthly gasoline bills about 10% higher than in TX
Posted by: Paul at September 27, 2026 02:08 PM (FnxMC)

UMMMM, I lived in CA for 3 years. The commutes are HELL!!! And you need to account for "idle time" sitting in GRIDLOCK.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at September 27, 2026 02:10 PM (7kJyR)

213 @ 164 Did anyone hear about the possible terror attack that was thwarted over at RAF Fairford in the UK? This is one of the bases the US houses the B-1's and B-52's used against Iran. Several vans, about 20 people and a whole lot of explosives. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2026 01:44 PM (4QASh)
______________________________

Sounds like a draw play or a test run to see who's paying attention. More will likely follow. If this had been with serious intent, they wouldn't have failed the 'camo test' (or the IQ test, either).

Posted by: Dr_No at September 27, 2026 02:26 PM (ayRl+)

214 Be interesting to see how the British people respond if the terrorists came through open borders.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 01:56 PM (viF8m)

I think it will be interesting to see if they are directly connected to the IRGC, because I think that is very likely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 02:38 PM (zn4/g)

215 So far up here in southern Maine this storm has been a nothingburger. Yes there's big surf and a high tide due to the King Tides but thats normal for this time of year.

I just went out and got lunch, and never turned my wipers past intermittent.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 27, 2026 02:52 PM (WYStd)

216 China has solved the time problem, vast nation of 1.1 billion souls, all in one time zone.

Posted by: Easy Peasy at September 27, 2026 03:02 PM (Fn+3X)

217 More curious than the AGW crowd with their adoption of "Climate Change" to be their mantra, is that they speak of climate change as if that's a bad thing.

To think that the climate should remain more or less consistent everywhere on earth - year after year after year after year; the the earth's climate is not at all dynamic....those folks are the REAL climate deniers.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 27, 2026 05:20 PM (bufu1)

218 This also applies to tornadoes. Universal radar coverage means more are registered, and more damage is a given considering every year there is less open space for the tornadoes to go thru without causing any. So no real proof that in the past a good number of tornadoes simply went thru a field in the middle of the night and were unnoticed or never reported

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Posted by: web site at September 28, 2026 08:42 AM (X3R+B)

220 I have to say that 60 mph winds do NOT impress me. I live the shores of Lake Erie, and we have had tornados and really high winds, around 85 mph.
Suck it up, buttercup

Posted by: Linda S Fox at September 28, 2026 12:21 PM (7Rs+y)

The Book Thread: September 26th, 2026 [MP4]

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[A Nancy cartoon by filler artist Caroline Cash]

Good morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes. It’s time once again for the monthly MP4-hosted Sunday Book Thread. Dress for men, as always, is country club casual. Women, however, are encouraged to cater to my own particular tastes:

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So ask the barman for a cocktail, covfefe or tea and let’s get started!

‘ghost in the machine’

In the world of comics, there is a thing known as a ‘ghost strip.’ That is, a strip that goes on after the original artist’s death under various hands. Nancy and Popeye are two that spring to mind. A variant of the ‘ghost strip’ is one where it’s taken over by a hand selected by the original artist; in this case, the Mort Walker strips Beetle Bailey and Hi and Lois.

The same thing happens in fiction, too. Clive Cussler’s ‘Dirk Pitt’ series continues to go on, 26 years after his death. ‘Tom Clancy’ novels still fill the shelves, and do I even have to mention the innumerable Sherlock Holmes pastiches that turn up every month? In a way, this sort of thing is a gift for a cartoonist or a writer. The hard work of coming up with a world and its inhabitants has already been done and the lives and personalities of the characters have already been limned. All you have to do is create a situation.

The hard part, however, is tone. A cartoonist can copy the Popeye art of Segar, but not his satiric blend of whimsy and seriousness. Almost anyone can write a Holmes story, but very few, IMO, capture the true style of Conan Doyle.* Most attempts are more concerned with a fiendishly twisted plot than with the characters of Holmes and Watson themselves. Which, again, can be a gift – you, as a writer, presume that whoever is buying your book has already internalized the Holmesian world (gasogene, hansom cabs, fog-shrouded streets), so you don’t need to concern yourself with richness of detail. Likewise with the heirs of Bushmiller, Segar, Cussler or Clancy: the hard work has been done and you’re only gilding the lily.

And this isn’t even mentioning books that re-imagine characters or provide (that dreaded word) ‘backstory.’ Gregory Maguire has made an entire career and buckets of money plundering the Land of Oz. Abraham Lincoln hunts vampires. Jane Austen deals with zombies.

How do you feel about ‘continuations,’ ‘re-boots’ or ‘pastiches?’ For readers, do you welcome them as more time to spend with characters you love? For writers, do you look on them as opportunities to try on a different ‘voice?’ Or do you despise the whole genre?

*The only ones I can think of are Adrian Conan Doyle and John Dickson Carr.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:00 AM




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1 Tolle Lege

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Nope, didn't get anything read (except internet stuff). Too many distractions last week. I shall try to do better.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 08:59 AM (1Ff7Z)

3 Mow that’s a teacher!

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2026 09:00 AM (LHPAg)

4 Morning, book fiends!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:02 AM (wzUl9)

5 Only a little further in Winston Churchill's The Gathering Storm, up to November 1938, but you know a lousy day outside is a good reason to get some reading in. Not that if it was a nice day to take it out on the deck.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 09:03 AM (Ia/+0)

6 I think like anything if it’s done well I can enjoy it. If it’s too on the nose or poorly written I bounce right out. I recently read a Holmes book from Moriarty’s point of view. The surprise twist ending was neither, it was obvious from the get go.

Posted by: Bryce at September 27, 2026 09:04 AM (5GspC)

7 Good Sunday morning, horde, MP4.

Miss Gaby's get-up is lovely, but it sure looks uncomfortable.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 09:05 AM (CjHsb)

8 Or do you despise the whole genre?
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I can't think of an example beyond zombies genre where it has benefited from a variety of types.

Do your zombies run, or not?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 09:05 AM (RIvkX)

9 Good morning fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading. Mine was mixed and entirely enjoyable.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 09:06 AM (yTvNw)

10 Morning, MP4.

Howdy, horde.

The week's reading was mostly a few of Joe Lansdale's Hap & Leonard novels, which were better than their tv series adaptations and the series adaptations were pretty good.

Continuations? I usually ignore them, finding the tone to be off. Take that Nancy strip up top. Years since I read newspaper comics, but I don't recall the Sunday Nancy strips as being as dark as the one at the top of the page. YMMV.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 09:06 AM (q3u5l)

11 The hard work of coming up with a world and its inhabitants has already been done and the lives and personalities of the characters have already been limned. All you have to do is create a situation.
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This gets even weirder when you factor in Expanded Universe novels (e.g., Star Wars, Star Trek, Warhammer 40K, etc.)

There, you may have adaptations of an entirely different medium (movies, television, and a table-top miniature game, in the aforementioned examples) into a novel form. As MP4 says, the world has already been created. Now the authors have to create characters and plots that are suitable for the setting. Some authors are more successful than others.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2026 09:06 AM (FZ29D)

12 This week I finished George Pelecanos's crime thriller The Man Who Came Uptown. It's rather Elmore Leonard-like in a lot of ways, just as readable, and dealing with street people -- but also with upper middle class DC residents (the story takes place in and around DC). It let me down a little with a muffled climax; the lead character (a great movie role for the young Denzel Washington), while he has a couple of solid action scenes, does not have a bang-up finish in the story. However, I enjoyed it and will try others of his.

Also this week I found and read the Christopher Golden and Brain Keene anthology, The End of the World As We Know It. It's a collection of short stories set in the world of King's The Stand, in which the superflu wipes out 99.4% of humanity. I'd say about 15% of the stories are very good, three were superb, the rest are okay, and there was one about Indian (dot) people that I couldn't finish thanks to all the cultural references and terms. Fun stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:08 AM (wzUl9)

13 Or do you despise the whole genre?

If the original creator approves it, I suppose it's all right. I still give it the side-eye, though. It's the same with the "book one of fourteen!" crowd. Just create one world and keep mining it until you exhaust the land. Seems like a cheap way of writing.

I call it "The Roddenberry Hijack." If he were still alive, I'm sure Alexander Courage would agree with me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 09:10 AM (1Ff7Z)

14 People doing these continuation novels are getting paid for the fun of writing fan fiction! Yes, most fan fiction is unpublishable or just plain boring. But if you tell a good story and remain true to the characters and setting, you can have the delight of playing in your favorite author's world as well as getting a check.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

15 I think that The Italian Secretary by Caleb Carr and the House of Silk by Anthony Horowitz are pretty true to the Holmes legacy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 09:11 AM (0U5gm)

16 Years since I read newspaper comics, but I don't recall the Sunday Nancy strips as being as dark as the one at the top of the page. YMMV.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 09:06 AM (q3u5l)

Or being funny at all.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 09:12 AM (1Ff7Z)

17 I think that The Italian Secretary by Caleb Carr and the House of Silk by Anthony Horowitz are pretty true to the Holmes legacy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026


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I've read Horowitz's, and the first of his James Bond sequels too. Enjoyed both. I'll have to look for Carr's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

18 I finished Theo of Golden by Adam Levi and quite enjoyed it.
I'm still listening/reading In the Shadow of Kings, book 2 in the Time of Dragons series by Phillip Quaintrell. I like the series but it is long.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 27, 2026 09:14 AM (VCgbV)

19 MP4,
I miss the days when you posted stories and photos of the lovely ladies of early 20th century showbiz on the morning thread. Always looked forward to them. The photo above brought back that memory.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 09:14 AM (lJ0H4)

20 "Or being funny at all."

Yeah, that too.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 09:14 AM (q3u5l)

21 Moring all, time for church. I was busy working on some code for personal use, so I'll have to walk after church instead of before.

As to today's topic... done right it can be fantastic, done wrong it can be anywhere from 'subtly off' or 'the original author would have ended up exploring that more', to the horrors of 'what in the world did they think they were doing? This is WRONG!'

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 27, 2026 09:14 AM (aJQbY)

22 The main driving force in these continuation novels is the same impetus that sees television doing reboots: the publishers/producers don't want to take a chance on something new, so they use the goodwill from previous works to lessen the risk.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 09:15 AM (0U5gm)

23 Right now I'm reading a Lovecraftian short story about a group of fossil hunters on an Arctic island. They discover someone has snuck into their camp and stolen most of their supplies.

What do they do? Retreat? Leave the island?

No, they do what all sensible people do in a situation like this. They split the party into two groups. One group heads back to civilization to find more supplies. The other group stays behind to solve the mystery at the heart of the story. Being this is the Cthulhu Mythos, I predict it doesn't end well for either group.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2026 09:16 AM (FZ29D)

24 I have the pastiche "Matt Helm: The War Years," which I read in small chunks as the mood hits. I don't like it much, because I'm so steeped in Helm lore that it bothers me when this author, Keith Wease, an admitted Helm fan, misplaces certain flashbacks in the original books. And his original segments are either sexually deviant or dull.

This may stay in the house, but only for completion's sake.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026 09:17 AM (Pb7bQ)

25
I'm not fan. Think up your own damn characters and story!

*imitates pissing on computer to celebrate a successful comment*

*ahem* Anyway I understand the writer's impulse because the market's already there, and people tend to like successful name brands that satisfy their needs.

Very much the same thing as voting for Al Gore because Pappy Gore was such a Tennessee hack.

But, I don't think I've ever read a good one.

The first I remember, and was disappointed by, but was very popular was, "The Seven Percent Solution" by Nicholas Meyer, of Star Trek infamy IIRC.

TSPS was a pile, Holmes was basically a drug addict who needlessly harassed poor old Professor Moriarty teaching at Cambridge or some such place.

Buuuuut, best-seller and movie and I believe really started the whole low imagination, stealing characters genre. You know, Holmes VS Dracula, Holmes Builds His Dream Home, Fifty Shades of Holmes.

In short, not a fan.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 09:18 AM (YSUhf)

26 Police work in classic fiction is so different from contemporary tales. In "The Mugger," copyright 1956 by Ed McBain, one detective beats up a suspect, and another squad solves a case by breaking into a suspect's apartment.

I first noticed this pre-Miranda behavior in the radio version of "Dragnet." Sgts. Friday and Smith just entered homes and searched them as they pleased. And in a "Peter Gunn" episode, the police bugged the apartment of a fugitive's girlfriend on the chance that the guy would go there.

I think we've bent backward too far to protect criminals, but I'm glad that cops need warrants nowadays.

Back to "The Mugger": I'm annoyed that one culprit's M.O. is never explained.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026 09:18 AM (Pb7bQ)

27 The whole series thing (complete with replacement authors) was killed for me in high school. The Dragonlance series was a body blow, but David Eddings' regurgitation-like second series and Pier Anthony combined to put a bullet in the genre's head, a stake in its heart, and bury the corpse at sea.

I know there are great and important books out there, and those are the ones I want to read. Still working through Graham Greene and of course St. Augustine. I'm on The Ministry of Fear at the moment. Very good description of wartime London.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2026 09:18 AM (ZOv7s)

28 Scott Adams hired several artist to draw for him as he had several nerve and muscle issues in his hands.
So a ghost artist.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 27, 2026 09:18 AM (/+uur)

29 There are Flashman continuations, but never read any of them. Fraser mentions in the originals that Flashman served on both sides in the US civil war, and I'd like to read a worthy account of that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 27, 2026 09:19 AM (XvL8K)

30 I've found the 'ghost' approach to comics and novels to be hit or miss. I can't imagine anyone else able to match the Calvin and Hobbes of Bill Watterson. (Will Henry with his Wallace the Brave strip comes very close.) Same with the idea of someone else writing a Matt Helm book. I've been unsatisfied with most of the non-Cussler follow-ons except for the Isaac Bell series written by Jack Du Brul. The others aren't bad but they lack the playfulness, drama and invention that made Cussler so successful.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 09:19 AM (yTvNw)

31 “Uranium” by Tom Zoellner. Interesting book about an interesting rock. Goes into the long history of its use. At one time was considered a waste rock, and in the way of other materials. Sometimes used as a pottery glaze. Became very very important once it was discovered powerful bombs could be made with it.

The US government after the war was the sole purchaser and set the price high, and offered bonuses for discovery. The result was a huge prospecting boom in the desert southwest.

The Soviets just threw tens of thousands in a gulag and made them slaves. Little known side of wonderful socialism.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 27, 2026 09:19 AM (ebWKH)

32 I have the pastiche "Matt Helm: The War Years," which I read in small chunks as the mood hits. I don't like it much, because I'm so steeped in Helm lore that it bothers me when this author, Keith Wease, an admitted Helm fan, misplaces certain flashbacks in the original books. And his original segments are either sexually deviant or dull.

This may stay in the house, but only for completion's sake.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026


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I've never heard of that one! Is it available now?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

33 I vaguely recall an SNL skit along the lines of What if Napoleon had a howitzer at Waterloo? or some such drek. It was beyond lame, but it comes to mind if a story series is continued too far. Everything ultimately falls apart.
Could the Hardy Boys continue their adventures until the age of George Jetson?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 09:20 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Even if the publishers and producers don't mind taking some chances, they look at the continuations with their large pre-sold audiences and figure there's no point in passing up guaranteed $$$.

But they do sometimes seem to crowd other stuff out, don't they?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 09:20 AM (q3u5l)

35 Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, expired after the fifth book of his trilogy (his own phrasing, I believe). The last book ended in a way that is characteristic of Adams, but left a bad taste in my mouth.

After his death, another author tried to continue the series. I haven't read it, and comments from others elsewhere indicate it doesn't have the same panache and absurd writing quality as the originals, but it was an attempt to bring the story forward, past said ending.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 27, 2026 09:21 AM (4h45B)

36
Years since I read newspaper comics, but I don't recall the Sunday Nancy strips as being as dark as the one at the top of the page. YMMV.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 09:06 AM (q3u5l)

Or being funny at all.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 09:12 AM (1Ff7Z)


Yeah, that's was more sassy, grrrlboss Nancy. Not true to the original;.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 09:21 AM (YSUhf)

37 In authorial news, Keith Seafield commented on my review of his book War Trophies: Weapons from Vietnam.

He took exception to the "defects" I found in his work, which I admit disappointed me when I first read it. He admitted that the lack of a table of contents or index and some editorial issues, but stressed that the focus was on the individual stories, not the weapons, which could be found elsewhere.

I did a new post, copying his comment and noting that with time, I have come around to see his point of view, and my original review was more about my expectation than the product in front of my, very much how Tolkien took down the Beowulf critics for not appreciating the poem as it was, but instead projecting what they wanted it to be.

The posts are at ahlloyd.com if anyone cares. He commented on my newer post and was very complimentary and announced he has a volume on World War II trophies now available for those who are interested. (cont)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ZOv7s)

38 Booken morgen horden!
Currently reading Communion by JD Vance

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 09:23 AM (Ydd86)

39 I finished reading a very disappointing comic book, which actually ties into today's topic; the 1983 maxi-series "Camelot 3000." It bills itself as a continuation of Thomas Maloroy's "Le Morte d'Arthur," which I assume ends with Arthur not dying, rut being 'laid to rest.' And rest he does, until the 3000, until an alien invasion forces a kid to hide in an archeologic excavation, which just happens to be digging up old Camelot. The youth disturbs Arthur's tomb, waking him at last. Arthur's return triggers Merlin's reappearance, who then reincarnates a handful of knights into current-day bodies.

Sadly, the story is mostly interested in re-hashing the standard Arthurian tropes, with in an outlandish setting and with extra baggage. When something new is added to the characters, it's usually terrible. And the first half of the series ignores what should be the most pressing matter (the aliens) in favor of interpersonal drama. By the time the action picked up, I didn't care.

The art would have been good, but was utterly wasted on a genre mish-mash and a bad story. Not a recommendation.

Posted by: Castle Guy at September 27, 2026 09:24 AM (3v7ra)

40 Nancy was never funny. That was what made it so wonderful. It was a brilliant yet completely unaware satire of comic strips.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 09:24 AM (78a2H)

41 I read the Sunday comics for Doonesbury and The Far Side

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 09:24 AM (RIvkX)

42 Nancy Drew is still on going, I think

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 09:24 AM (Ydd86)

43 I've been unsatisfied with most of the non-Cussler follow-ons except for the Isaac Bell series written by Jack Du Brul. The others aren't bad but they lack the playfulness, drama and invention that made Cussler so successful.

Posted by: JTB


Yes, those are good, and they have an entirely new character and time period. Though, DuBrul was already a successful author. I would probably prefer that he go back to Philip Mercer stories.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 09:25 AM (0U5gm)

44 When the new comic-strip artists do true continuations ('Wizard of Id' & .B.C.' come to mind) then it's fine. What the bastards did to 'Andy Capp' should have sent them to the Tower.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 09:25 AM (NcvvS)

45 Morning, all. Sorry I'm late.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:25 AM (qRla/)

46 Short story expert Edward D. Hoch wrote at least a few Ellery Queen continuation stories which appeared in the magazine. I don't recall the one I read being all that outstanding -- yet another "dying message clue" mystery, I think. The TV series with Jim Hutton also relied on that too much. True, the Queens pioneered the technique and produced some top-notch stories using it. But that is not all there is to the classic detective tale.

Nobody has tried continuing John Dickson Carr's locked room/impossible crime stories with Dr. Gideon Fell, not that I know of. I doubt there are any writers with Carr's level of ingenuity today, even if a publisher were willing to try such a novel.

There were continuations of Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe & Archie Goodwin tales, by someone called Robert Goldsborough. The two I read did not have the sprightly, vigorous tone of Stout writing as Archie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:25 AM (wzUl9)

47 I don't think I've read any continuation series. There are few series that I've read through a single author's end: Longmire, Joe Pickett, Matthew Scudder (actually not to the end of Scudder series).

They start to get stale for me. I think if the author himself can't keep it fresh, it's not likely that another author will improve it. A series should have a natural end.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 09:26 AM (CjHsb)

48 Morning, all. Sorry I'm late.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression)

Inexcusable! Get thee to a corner.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 09:26 AM (lJ0H4)

49 (cont) The book is basically a series of unrelated articles about the story behind a weapon, especially the biography of its owner, service record and it often has official paperwork and other items and excellent full color pictures.

Seafield works for an online auction house and realized that the items he were selling had a lot of historic value and so he compiled the book to document them. It is a unique window into a world that I think most collectors have no idea exists. Perhaps the most startling discovery for me was the sheer variety of weapons recovered in Vietnam, which included American and German arms along with the usual Soviet bloc stuff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2026 09:27 AM (ZOv7s)

50 In authorial news, Keith Seafield commented on my review of his book War Trophies: Weapons from Vietnam.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ZOv7s)

I thought authors weren't supposed to respond to reviews, good or not?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 09:27 AM (1Ff7Z)

51 Morning, all. Sorry I'm late.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:25 AM (qRla/)
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Sigh. Do you feel tardy?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2026 09:27 AM (ZOv7s)

52 Had a delightful, unexpected start to the reading week. I started "The Complete Fenelon", a series of short essays written at the onset of the Enlightenment. It reads like a series of letters to a friend answering questions and offering perspective on morality and what is appropriate to be a good man. There are strong echoes of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations, Apostle Paul's letters to the Romans, even Montaigne's Essays, adding to my enjoyment. Fenelon offers guidance, not dogma, recognizing there is joy to be found in God's creation (which includes healthy, sexual marriage) and doesn't demand a life of constant suffering and atonement. The encroaching dominance of the Enlightenment can provide information but faith and imagination of the individual provides meaning. There is morality and balance in ways I see too seldom.

I'm impressed. Francois Fenelon turns out to be a calm, perceptive voice that appears again in the Romantic poets and later with Chesterton, Wendell Berry, Tolkien, even parts of the Agrarian movement.

I got a copy of Fenelon's book, "The Adventures of Telemachus". It goes on my winter reading list.

Serious thanks to our own Fenelon Spoke for suggesting this.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 09:28 AM (yTvNw)

53 In the world of comics, there is a thing known as a ‘ghost strip.’ That is, a strip that goes on after the original artist’s death under various hands.

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Apparently, in the literary world, the result of a new author continuing a series started by another is called a continuation novel. In Anthony Horowitz' novel Marble Hall Murders, the protagonist, a book editor, rails against continuation novels when asked to edit one. The ironic thing is that Horowitz is known for, among other things, his excellent continuation novels, three James Bonds and two Sherlock Holmes.

Horowitz often includes authors and other literary figures in his books and usually presents them in a poor light. In Magpie Murders, for example, highly succesful novelist Alan Conway is presented as a bitter and hateful man who hates nobody more than his fans. It makes we wonder if that is the way he sees himself and his profession or it he is merely having some fun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 09:28 AM (ndZc7)

54 Alas, that's all for this week as I have a busy day ahead.

Thanks, MP4!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2026 09:28 AM (ZOv7s)

55 Re series.

Joe Lansdale is wrapping up his Hap & Leonard series; last book, Petrified Dreams, is due out next month.

Just fyi for any Lansdale fans out there in the unlikely event you didn't know it already.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 09:28 AM (q3u5l)

56 I think one can make an interesting distinction between writers continuing a particular series vs. writers using a setting but creating new characters and events. I don't think I would enjoy reading stories about Louis Wu or Kevin Renner that weren't written by Larry Niven -- but I don't think I would mind seeing "Known Space" or "Mote Universe" stories by divers hands. Play in the author's sandbox, but don't try to change the castle he built.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 09:28 AM (78a2H)

57 Morning, all. Sorry I'm late.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:25 AM (qRla/)
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*uses short pencil behind right ear to make tardy note in permanent record*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 09:28 AM (RIvkX)

58 I think that The Italian Secretary by Caleb Carr and the House of Silk by Anthony Horowitz are pretty true to the Holmes legacy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026


I didn't like Carr's book at all. I've read one of Horowitz' Bond novels and thought it was pretty close to the Fleming voice.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:29 AM (qRla/)

59 As I have mentioned before Anthony Burgess wrote 1985 not as a continuation or fan fiction but rather a riposte, a friendly amendment to Orwell's 1984.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 09:30 AM (RIvkX)

60 I read the "Camelot 3000" as a custom bound comic, where the original off-the-newstand comic books were sewn together into a single volume. (someone else did this, I just bought it off ebay. Where I may end up reselling it) This meant I got to see all the original ads and editorial material, which was almost more interesting than the story. The ads were amusing for the sheer range of them; from kids stuff like bubble gum and Saturday morning cartoons (an unfamiliar lineup that was before my time) to Lego Technic and Atari games, to borderline-adult products like (first edition) Dungeons and Dragons!

Also amusing was the author's notes at the end the end of the first couple issues. (Printed in lieu of letter pages, since no letters had yet been written) The author basically explained the research he did for the story, explaining the original Arthur legends. It was interesting to see that some of the stuff that we might consider 'revisionist' Arthurian history (like what went into the 2004 movie) was already known in 1983.

Posted by: Castle Guy at September 27, 2026 09:30 AM (3v7ra)

61 Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 09:14 AM (lJ0H4)

Thank you for the compliment! I stopped when AoS posts began enforcing a word limit. Now that I'm retired, perhaps I'll start doing it again as a once-a-week thing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:31 AM (qRla/)

62 Nancy Drew is still on going, I think
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 27, 2026 09:24 AM (Ydd86)

I'm miffed that The Dover Boys aren't continuing.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 09:31 AM (1Ff7Z)

63 Morning, all. Sorry I'm late.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:25 AM
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Did you at least bring donuts?

Posted by: Guy who always wants a donut at September 27, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

64 Wasn't there some recent attempt to "reboot" or "re-imagine" Camelot 3000? I thought I heard about that and I'm too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 09:32 AM (78a2H)

65 43 ... " DuBrul was already a successful author. I would probably prefer that he go back to Philip Mercer stories."

Agreed, although I don't want him to abandon the Isaac Bell books entirely. But a new Philip Mercer book would be very welcome.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 09:32 AM (yTvNw)

66 Morning, all. Sorry I'm late.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:25 AM (qRla/)

You were trapped in the book depository line with tankascribe?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 09:33 AM (1Ff7Z)

67 @32 --

Copyright 2012. I learned of it through a Helm fan site whose URL I don't recall.

I think I got my copy on eBay, but it looks to be print on demand. You should be able to find a copy without much trouble.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026 09:34 AM (Pb7bQ)

68 I've often wondered if it was possible to put together an AI thingabob that you could dump "the Culture" canon into that would produce more of next-gen Ian Banks books.

Similar thoughts with Terry Pratchett and Discworld.

Posted by: pawn at September 27, 2026 09:35 AM (XKNhI)

69 How terrible can a man be who vastly increases the size of his country, and creates it's first parliament? Ivan Vasilyevech became the first Tsar of Russia in 1547, and his story is told by Benson Bobrick in Fearful Majesty. Ivan had periods of brilliance interspersed with bouts of madness, which makes his story even more compelling.

Ivan was only three years old when his father died, and a group of nobles called Boyars formed a ruling council to guide the country while he matured. At 16, he was named Tsar in a nod to the Roman Empire. During this time, the country was still subject to periodic raids from Mongols in Kazan. Ivan fought and defeated them, growing Russia to the Volga, and then disbanded the Boyar council. In celebration of his victory, he ordered St Basil's cathedral built, one of the most identifiable buildings in the world.

As he expanded the size of Russia and also his power, his moodiness grew. He formed the first secret police, and began the first purges in Russia. As time went by, his fits of rage came more often, and in one he fatally struck his heir, dooming the house of Rurik. His sickly younger son was the last of the line.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 09:35 AM (0U5gm)

70 Tom Clancy founded a ghost town. Two-thirds of the Jack Ryan books had ghost writers.

That is a way to learn of new authors who are similar to your favorite.

Posted by: Randomizer at September 27, 2026 09:35 AM (fjkOR)

71 Scott Adams hired several artist to draw for him as he had several nerve and muscle issues in his hands.
So a ghost artist.


I've heard rumors that Garry Trudeau did the same thing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:37 AM (qRla/)

72 I've often wondered if it was possible to put together an AI thingabob that you could dump "the Culture" canon into that would produce more of next-gen Ian Banks books.

Similar thoughts with Terry Pratchett and Discworld.
Posted by: pawn at September 27, 2026 09:35 AM (XKNhI)
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Discworld would be tough. So much of that world is based on satirizing other works (particularly Shakespeare) that AI would not do a very good job of imitating Pratchett's distinctive satirical outlook on culture.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2026 09:37 AM (FZ29D)

73 Miss Gaby is showing a saucy bit of ankle there.

One near seamless continuation of style and mood would be William Horwood's stories set in Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" wood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 09:38 AM (kpS4V)

74 Cable went out

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 09:38 AM (B76vZ)

75 “Nancy`” was always one of the most ridiculously Unfunny comic strips ever created. It had less actual jokes in it than Mark Trail.
Why would anyone want to continue that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 09:39 AM (H8mUs)

76 I've heard rumors that Garry Trudeau did the same thing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Didn't he pass on as a result of Bush Derangement Syndrome some time ago?

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2026 09:39 AM (Y8DZL)

77 As to my own work - I thought I'd finished editing, but last night I thought of a couple of (small) bits to add, one being a hint concerning the next book in the series. The cover needs some tweaking, but otherwise, I'm ready to submit to Amazon for a proof copy.

I also have to set up a new website, which, since I am a tech-phobe, is going to be a royal PITA.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:40 AM (qRla/)

78 Being called "Ivan the Terrible" won't improve anybody's mood. Though I expect nobody dared say it in his hearing, or maybe the nickname came along only after he was gone?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

79 >>Didn't he pass on as a result of Bush Derangement Syndrome some time ago?

He's still around. Wikipedia says he's 78.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 09:42 AM (NcvvS)

80 I'm of two minds when it comes to continuations/pastiches/adaptations. One the one hand, I'm often disappointed when I see them, as I would usually prefer something new. But, sadly, they do draw my eye, and I will sometimes buy them anyways. Sometimes because that's the only thing available in the genre (I bought the Camelot 3000 comic because there aren't a lot of sword-and-sorcery comics, and I was hoping for something...anything...that filled that void. Alas, I was disappointed) and sometimes because the tie to known property is enough to hook my interest on that product rather than the one next to it.

What I really don't like, however, is when the story is just a rehash of the original. I'll always choose a new adventure of established characters over a story whose purpose is 'look how I've re-imagined the characters you love.' Another of my recent reads was "Wicked West: Legend of Oz" which started off kind of lame, but got more interesting once it finished rehashing Dorothy's story and moved on to...well it may have been new stories, or it may have been rehashing sequel stories that were at least new-to-me.

Posted by: Castle Guy at September 27, 2026 09:43 AM (3v7ra)

81 I enjoyed the Holmes/Russell books by Laurie King. The first is The Bea Keeper's Apprentice. Holmes helps raise an orphaned teenager and discovers she's very intelligent. Spoiler alert, they marry and solve crimes together. I did give up eventually as the books started to become tedious. The first few were fun reads and since I'm a woman I enjoyed the romance side of the narratives.
Not books, AI generated videos that continue the saga of the LOTR characters. Some of them are pretty good. Short and entertaining.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2026 09:43 AM (2NHgQ)

82 How could you write this without mentioning "Ian Fleming's James Bond"?

Posted by: Flakey Foont at September 27, 2026 09:43 AM (uaNKo)

83 Ok, I just asked an AI engine to do this:
"Describe the opening scene of a Hardy Boys story set in the world of George Jetson."
I'm impressed with the result. Because we have a word limit here, I'll just quote a snippet.
The alarm clock in Frank Hardy’s bedroom didn’t ring so much as take off.

It rose from the nightstand on tiny jets, circled his head twice, and projected a red message across the ceiling:

UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY—JETSON CITY SKYWAY 7

Frank sat up. Outside the window, the city glowed beneath him: towers floating on magnetic platforms, traffic lanes curling through the clouds, and delivery robots zipping between homes like fireflies. Somewhere above, a commuter pod honked impatiently.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 27, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

84
69 How terrible can a man be who vastly increases the size of his country, and creates it's first parliament? Ivan Vasilyevech became the first Tsar of Russia in 1547, and his story is told by Benson Bobrick in Fearful Majesty. Ivan had periods of brilliance interspersed with bouts of madness, which makes his story even more compelling. “

There are interesting parallels between Ivan and Henry VIII, who ruled at the same time. Henry created the English Navy and vastly expanded England’s power and importance - and we’ve also been telling tales of his monstrous personal life for 5 centuries now. Great Man or Tyrant? As is often the case, both.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 09:44 AM (H8mUs)

85 I'm continuing my Harlan Coben obsession having finished one Myron Bolitar book and begun another.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

86 B.C. got stupid toward the end, so is a rare case the continuation has improved. Like Sanderson's Wheel of Time

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 27, 2026 09:45 AM (9/+ak)

87 @39 --

"Camelot 3000" gained recognition because it was the first mainstream comics maxi-series. This meant that anything could happen to the characters because they weren't tied down by continuity concerns.

It also gained attention because of the lesbian subplot.

The Brian Bolland art was pretty.

Be glad you weren't buying it as the issues hit the shelves. What was intended to take a year stretched into about two. Frustrating.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026 09:45 AM (Pb7bQ)

88 Reading this week was a mixed, and enjoyable, mixed bag. Rereading parts of Malcolm Guite's Galahad and the Grail. Then the Francois Fenelon essays mentioned above. Discovering the original Dr. Doolittle stories from the 1920s. (More on those another time.)

Finally, Will Henry's newest collection of his Wallace the Brave comic strips. There is a bit of Calvin in Wallace: the unending exuberance of a little boy with his little boy assumptions and imagination. Each panel includes subtle, small 'bits' (often a seagull or fish) that add to the humor. Thoroughly enjoyable and they make me laugh out loud.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 09:46 AM (yTvNw)

89 Being called "Ivan the Terrible" won't improve anybody's mood. Though I expect nobody dared say it in his hearing, or maybe the nickname came along only after he was gone?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)
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He was "terrible" or fearsome to his enemies, is how my Russian teacher explained it. It was a compliment.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 09:46 AM (kpS4V)

90 I've begun reading a new book, Comedy Is A Grim Business: The Making of It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World by James Curtis.

I've been hoping for a book like this for years, but so far it's been a dull, slow slog. Curtis begins not with the movie or even director Stanley Kramer, but with a writer from England's Ealing Studios proposing Now For A Frolic, a movie described as "Greed on wheels," starring as many big UK comic names as possible.

I hope it gets better, but who knows?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:46 AM (qRla/)

91 WeakGeek,

Think I posted a link last week to a fairly cheap copy of Westlake's Adios, Scheherazade on ABEBooks. Did you manage to snag that copy?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 09:47 AM (q3u5l)

92 Good morning!

hen author Lucy Foley found out the Agatha Christie estate wanted her to write a new Miss Marple mystery, she immediately wished she could tell her grandmothers, both huge fans of the legendary mystery writer. . .

That initial idea turned into Murder at the Grand Alpine Hotel, out today, the first Miss Marple mystery since Agatha Christie’s last in 1976, and the only one ever authorized by the Christie estate.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2026 09:49 AM (rOKnE)

93 2 How could you write this without mentioning "Ian Fleming's James Bond"?
Posted by: Flakey Foont at September 27, 2026


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The first continuation novel, new to publishing in those days I think, was Kingsley Amis's Colonel Sun, written as by "Robert Markham." It's quite good. I lost interest in the ones done by John Gardner (not the literary author); they updated Bond to a degree, but didn't capture the real flavor.

Now we have Horowitz's stories set in the original 1950s time period: Trigger Mortis, for instance, takes place just after Goldfinger and features Pussy Galore and Bond continuing their affair, for a time. That one had the action and the "incredible suspense" (as the Signet paperback blurbs had it) of the originals.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:49 AM (wzUl9)

94 I also have to set up a new website, which, since I am a tech-phobe, is going to be a royal PITA.

Sounds like something you could probably get an AI to code for you as long as you can describe what you want. And by AI, I may or may not mean Asian Indian.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 09:50 AM (vTZFs)

95 OT but on my way into town to go to what will possibly be the last day of The Academy of Natural Sciences - the USA's oldest science museum - thanks to Drexel trying to liquidate it fast and quiet to prop up their indebted old asses.

I've been signing stuff, calling people, doing everything. Donors HAVE turned out, and the Penn Foundation offered to fund it fully for at least a year so things could get straightened out.

but Drexel refuses all help. it just wants to scrounge as much $$ as possible out of it. How do I know? because Drexel did EXACTLY this - same playbook - to the lovely Atwater Kent History Museum a few years back.

I'm off to say goodbye today, and still praying Drexel will see the light and work with the city and the feds and EVERYONE to keep the Museum operating on the Ben Franklin Parkway.

say a prayer for us! if they are able to lock those doors Wednesday, it's way easier for them to sell it off. people will forget.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 27, 2026 09:51 AM (j+aD2)

96 See if its back yet

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 09:51 AM (Ia/+0)

97 I recently read a Michael Crichton book, "Micro," that was unfinished when he died, so it was completed by Richard Preston. You could tell where Preston took over because the main character was killed off.

Crichton was a fun writer - no imitation possible.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2026 09:52 AM (rOKnE)

98
There are interesting parallels between Ivan and Henry VIII, who ruled at the same time. Henry created the English Navy and vastly expanded England’s power and importance - and we’ve also been telling tales of his monstrous personal life for 5 centuries now. Great Man or Tyrant? As is often the case, both.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026


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The idea was floated for a time, I think, of young Princess Elizabeth (later Elizabeth I) marrying Ivan, or maybe it was later after she was queen of England. Now *that* would have been explosive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)

99 Thank you for the compliment! I stopped when AoS posts began enforcing a word limit. Now that I'm retired, perhaps I'll start doing it again as a once-a-week thing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression)

Yes, please do.!


Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 09:53 AM (lJ0H4)

100 @47 --

A series should have a natural end.

The webcomic Full Frontal Nerdity by Aaron Williams had this observation:

"Neil Gaiman said that if your story runs long enough, all your characters die. ... I think George R.R. Martin took that as a challenge."

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026 09:53 AM (Pb7bQ)

101 I've often wondered if it was possible to put together an AI thingabob that you could dump "the Culture" canon into that would produce more of next-gen Ian Banks books.

Similar thoughts with Terry Pratchett and Discworld.


Maybe not with those specific properties but I'll bet it's already being done.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 09:54 AM (vTZFs)

102
The book three was slow, so I wandered off for a bit, and saw that-

They're rereleasing "Logan's Run" in 4K, which is a surprise. All fans of Jenny Agutter and Farah Fawcett should rejoice.

BONUS! You'll get to see how the city of Dallas will look in the 23rd Century!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 09:54 AM (YSUhf)

103 The hard part, however, is tone.

**********

You can change the tone if you use the strategy of the Dread Pirate Roberts. Just fire your entire readership at the same time you bring the New Dread Author Tom Clancy on, hang around for a month telling the new readers how great the New Dread Author Clancy is, then retire to an island in the Caribbean (or Forest Lawn).

Posted by: muldoon at September 27, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)

104 Being called "Ivan the Terrible" won't improve anybody's mood. Though I expect nobody dared say it in his hearing, or maybe the nickname came along only after he was gone?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Correct, it didn't show up until later, and the Russian word Grozny is actually more like 'fearsome'.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 09:55 AM (0U5gm)

105 The webcomic Full Frontal Nerdity by Aaron Williams had this observation:

"Neil Gaiman said that if your story runs long enough, all your characters die. ... I think George R.R. Martin took that as a challenge."
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026 09:53 AM (Pb7bQ)
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That happened a lot in Raymond E. Feist's Riftwar Cycle, but it worked well. Only magicians lived long enough to see the end of the series.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2026 09:55 AM (FZ29D)

106 I wonder how much money is in the Agatha Christie estate.

Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2026 09:56 AM (Oy/m2)

107 I finished the third book of Wil McCarthy's near future Rich Man's Sky series, "Beggar's Sky". The so-called "Four Horsemen" are trillionaires who've made a killing on private space ventures like moon mining, a cislunar refueling depot, Martian colonies, and a space station deploying a sun shield. They're all battling interference from Earth governments and there's lots of corporate skullduggery too. There's a fifth enterprise, a floating city high above Venus's caustic clouds, but it's not making any money and the colony is effectively forgotten, with no viable way to fly its inhabitants back to Earth.

The Elon Musk-y character Igbal Renz was contacted by friendly alien intelligences while under the influence of mind-expanding drugs, and the aliens invited him to meet them at the edge of the solar system for a chat. Igbal threw all his money into developing a new drive and he and the crew made contact with these intra/interdimensional beings.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 09:56 AM (kpS4V)

108 Robert Jordan's Eye of the World Series was finished with by Brandon Sanderson who was hand picked to complete the series.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 27, 2026 09:57 AM (VCgbV)

109 >> “Nancy`” was always one of the most ridiculously Unfunny comic strips ever created.

Ugh, totally forgot about that one.
So, so bad.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2026 09:57 AM (rOKnE)

110 >>"Neil Gaiman said that if your story runs long enough, all your characters die. ... I think George R.R. Martin took that as a challenge."


I would add that if it's a movie/tv series, your bad guy eventually becomes the hero. See: Terminator.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2026 09:58 AM (rOKnE)

111 Women, however, are encouraged to cater to my own particular tastes:

The 'ettes will probably love everything about that outfit, except the corset.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 09:59 AM (6ydKt)

112 This past week I finished listening to The Outermost House by Henry Beston and Moriarty by Anthony Horowitz. Both were recommended here. Thank you to who ever posted about those books. As a side note I enjoyed The Outermost House a lot; Moriarty not so much.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at September 27, 2026 10:00 AM (iOWVI)

113 53 Apparently, in the literary world, the result of a new author continuing a series started by another is called a continuation novel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 09:28 AM (ndZc7)

Ironically, that sort of thing is one of my earliest memories of reading. I was reading through "The Boxcar Children" novels, kids-mystery novels, featuring a family of kids, with the older kids aging out of the story as the series progressed. Then all of a sudden, a new author took over, and the timeline re-set back to the middle. But that may be as much due to editorial mandate as the new author...

Posted by: Castle Guy at September 27, 2026 10:01 AM (3v7ra)

114 I've often wondered if it was possible to put together an AI thingabob that you could dump "the Culture" canon into that would produce more of next-gen Ian Banks books.

Similar thoughts with Terry Pratchett and Discworld.


I believe the issue here would be that the AI could only imitate what has come before, so you would be reading similar stories and plots over and over again.

And Banks slowly seemed to be introducing more sinister aspects to the Culture, so hard to know exactly where he was going with that.

Probably, AI would be a poor substitute for that sort of thing...growth within a series.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 10:01 AM (YSUhf)

115 They're rereleasing "Logan's Run" in 4K, which is a surprise. All fans of Jenny Agutter and Farah Fawcett should rejoice.

BONUS! You'll get to see how the city of Dallas will look in the 23rd Century!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 09:54 AM (YSUhf)
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The movie is a very poor adaptation of the book. Totally obfuscated the world built by the authors behind some ridiculous "we live in a bubble mall because of the environment" enviro-nonsense.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)

116 ...sigh...
I have a trio of bears eating crabapples off the tree right outside my window. And not being too gentle about it. What a backdrop to the book thread....

Posted by: Castle Guy at September 27, 2026 10:02 AM (3v7ra)

117 three = thread

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 10:02 AM (YSUhf)

118 I must be the only one here who actually liked Nancy.

And it's still going on because the syndicate wants to keep making money. The same applies to the abomination that is the modern Andy Capp.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 10:02 AM (qRla/)

119 As to my own work - I thought I'd finished editing, but last night I thought of a couple of (small) bits to add, one being a hint concerning the next book in the series.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 09:40 AM (qRla/)

I don't know how it happened, but the Theda Bara book I bought had a couple of sections with a different typeface for a few paragraphs. I found the same in Sarah Hoyt's "Darkship Thieves."

Do you use more than one typeface, or was it a gremlin in your software? I've noticed a couple of times cutting and pasting in my work, that it changes the typeface and I have to reformat.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:02 AM (1Ff7Z)

120 I always liked the Sprague De Camp versions of Conan better than the original Howard works, at least until I grew up and realized there was more to Conan that killing and loose women.

Posted by: Chiraq vet at September 27, 2026 10:04 AM (1pT2y)

121 They're rereleasing "Logan's Run" in 4K, which is a surprise. All fans of Jenny Agutter and Farah Fawcett should rejoice.

BONUS! You'll get to see how the city of Dallas will look in the 23rd Century!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 09:54 AM (YSUhf)
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The movie is a very poor adaptation of the book. Totally obfuscated the world built by the authors behind some ridiculous "we live in a bubble mall because of the environment" enviro-nonsense.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)


Yeah, I've always thought this was one that could be successfully remade as a movie or series,
since the movie was more or less a failure.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 10:04 AM (YSUhf)

122 I always found it interesting that some authors would write characters who never aged, but some seem to have specifically aged their characters as the novels went on. Maybe that second group of authors didn't want continuations.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 10:04 AM (0U5gm)

123 Orange, I do use a different typeface when I quote from a magazine or a newspaper article. I don't recall it being a few paragraphs, though. I'll keep an eye on it for this new book.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 10:04 AM (qRla/)

124 I believe the issue here would be that the AI could only imitate what has come before, so you would be reading similar stories and plots over and over again.

"We're right here, ya know."
-- the majority of mystery series and all romance series authors

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 10:05 AM (vTZFs)

125 64 Wasn't there some recent attempt to "reboot" or "re-imagine" Camelot 3000? I thought I heard about that and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 09:32 AM (78a2H)

Oh, I hope not. One of the gimmicks of the story was reincarnating Tristan as a girl. It was terrible in the original version, and I would absolutely hate to see how a current-year writer would handle that plot-point...

Posted by: Castle Guy at September 27, 2026 10:05 AM (3v7ra)

126 "Most attempts are more concerned with a fiendishly twisted plot than with the characters of Holmes and Watson themselves." Not even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was much interested in writing the character of Sherlock Holmes after Reichenbach Falls.

Posted by: Setsoru at September 27, 2026 10:06 AM (yADPr)

127 Another of my recent reads was "Wicked West: Legend of Oz" which started off kind of lame, but got more interesting once it finished rehashing Dorothy's story and moved on to...well it may have been new stories, or it may have been rehashing sequel stories that were at least new-to-me.
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 27, 2026 09:43 AM (3v7ra)

There were fourteen WoO novels by Baum. I never knew there was more than one for quite a few years. Haven't read them, so they'd all be new to me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:06 AM (1Ff7Z)

128 Put me in the 'despise' category.
I appreciate Brandon Sanderson for finishing Wheel of Time. He was hand selected.

But I wouldn't read, like, a Brian Herbert-style cash grab of endless crap books.

When the author is gone, the story is done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 27, 2026 10:08 AM (s1VwS)

129 @91--

JSG, I've bought so many books this year that I've imposed a purchasing moratorium until I hit a Half Price Books shop or two during my trip to the TxMoMe.

Among my purchases was a slew of Westlake standalone novels. I have plenty to read now.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026 10:09 AM (Pb7bQ)

130 I have a trio of bears eating crabapples off the tree right outside my window. And not being too gentle about it. What a backdrop to the book thread....
Posted by: Castle Guy

Pittsburgh Penguins star Andrei Kuzmenko is on leave from the team after receiving news that his father had been killed by a bear attack in his native Russia.
. . . .
Kuzmenko’s father had been on a Siberian fishing trip with six others.

The group set up camp on a nearby bank in the forest on the Bolshoy Yenisei River. The bear attacked the group and bit Kuzmenko in the face. His fellow fishermen loaded him into a boat and brought him to a nearby village, where they summoned a medical rescue helicopter.

Alexander made it to the hospital but succumbed to his injuries while being treated in the facility’s Intensive Care Unit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

131 I always found it interesting that some authors would write characters who never aged, but some seem to have specifically aged their characters as the novels went on. Maybe that second group of authors didn't want continuations.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026


***
Stout did the former with Wolfe and Archie, and the Queen cousins to a lesser degree with Ellery and the Inspector. Though Ellery himself changes quite a bit. In the earliest books he's a young bookworm who can't help spouting quotations from everybody he learned about at Harvard. By the middle of the series, he's better: He knows these things, but isn't going around showing off his erudition. Then he hits a period, 1940-1957, where he finds that his logic often steers him wrong and people die as a result; and he becomes much more human still.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:11 AM (wzUl9)

132 That is a severely Russian way to go.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 10:13 AM (kpS4V)

133 87

The Brian Bolland art was pretty.

Be glad you weren't buying it as the issues hit the shelves. What was intended to take a year stretched into about two. Frustrating.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 27, 2026 09:45 AM (Pb7bQ)

Ah, so the Image artists weren't the first to be intolerably late? Heh. I guess I got lucky that most of the books I collected monthly (a practice ended decades ago) were all reasonably timely.

Posted by: Castle Guy at September 27, 2026 10:14 AM (3v7ra)

134 That is a severely Russian way to go.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 10:13 AM (kpS4V)


Well...yes. If he was chugging vodka from a bottle even while the bear attacked him.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 10:14 AM (YSUhf)

135 I believe the issue here would be that the AI could only imitate what has come before, so you would be reading similar stories and plots over and over again.

"We're right here, ya know."
-- the majority of mystery series and all romance series authors
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026


***
Yes; those modern "cozy" mysteries all feature amateur sleuths, usually women with small businesses in a small town which could never support such a business, usually involving one or more cats, and with some of the limpest "mystery" plotting ever committed to paper.

There was one series with a male librarian detective, straight and engaged, who lived with his Maine Coon cat. That was about the only difference.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)

136 That is a severely Russian way to go.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 10:13 AM (kpS4V)
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да, конечно.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 10:16 AM (RIvkX)

137 And it's still going on because the syndicate wants to keep making money. The same applies to the abomination that is the modern Andy Capp.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 10:02 AM (qRla/)

Haven't seen Andy Capp in years. What did they do to it?

Talk about continuation, Gasoline Alley's been running since 1918.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:16 AM (1Ff7Z)

138 The Arthur C. Clarke Rama series of sci-fi books was slowly taken over by co-writer Gentry Lee.

The Rama series ends in a "Turtles All the Way Down*" fashion; It's almost like Clarke ( militant atheist) wanted to end Space Odyssey with a turtles finish but didn't dare.

Rendezvous with Rama (1973) Clarke

Rama II (1989) Lee
The Garden of Rama (1991) Lee
Rama Revealed (1993) Lee

*geometrically shaped red-white striped sentinel overseers.

Posted by: 13times at September 27, 2026 10:17 AM (fnZRl)

139 Speaking of bear attacks...

Japan, of all places, has become overrun with bears.

and bear attacks are way up.

Those ursine beasties have a lot to answer for.

We'll probably start importing them so the Bears Eating My Face Party can be happy.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 10:18 AM (YSUhf)

140 Morning all, thanks to all those responsible for this fine way-station. Hello from Whitefish, Montana, where wifey and I are about to start a week of horse ranching. Got my boots and everything.

I am sure I am not the only one here who would love to see Sydney Sweeney in Miss Gaby's outfit.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 27, 2026 10:18 AM (COPKT)

141 Ahh i loved Dirk Pitt.

But mostly I stay away from reboots. Purist, I guess.

Posted by: Funsize at September 27, 2026 10:18 AM (3j87q)

142 After seeing bits of it many times, I finally watched the entire Charlie Wilson's War movie. Then I found the actual book at a used book store, which I just finished reading. Quite the different story (hey, it's a movie).

Anyway, knowing what we know now, not just about the Afghan goat rope, but how the CIA and our wonderful government works, reading the book was very, very eerie. The present is just a template of the past, in so many ways.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 27, 2026 10:19 AM (QaH55)

143 Orange, I do use a different typeface when I quote from a magazine or a newspaper article. I don't recall it being a few paragraphs, though. I'll keep an eye on it for this new book.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 10:04 AM (qRla/)

MP, maybe I didn't catch on to that. I think it was about half a page. Of course, the niece has the book now, so I can't look for it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:20 AM (1Ff7Z)

144 Robert B. Parker's Spenser, Sunny Randall, Jesse Stone, and Cole and Hitch series were kept going after his death by various authors approved by his family.

Sue Grafton's Kinsey Milhone series ended with her death. I will forever wonder what Z was for.

Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2026 10:22 AM (2Xqig)

145 Lawrence Block aged Matt Scudder too; if memory serves, Robert Parker was aging Spenser as well, though not very quickly. Ditto, I think, John D. MacDonald's Travis McGee, not very quickly.

I'd think a writer with a long running series would want to let his character age if only for the additional complications it would introduce to some of the stories; could help keep it fresh for the writer. But if the series depends on a character frequently in violent situations a la Spenser/McGee/Jack Reacher you couldn't let them age too quickly.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 10:22 AM (q3u5l)

146 Haven't seen Andy Capp in years. What did they do to it?

Talk about continuation, Gasoline Alley's been running since 1918.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:16 AM (1Ff7Z)


Reg Smythe, the original creator of Andy Capp, died. But since the strip is a cash cow, the Daily Mirror syndicate hired two hacks to write and draw a modern-day version. It has none of the wit of the original and is abysmally drawn.

Gasoline Alley is the other version of the 'ghost strip' that I mentioned. The original creator, Frank King, chose his replacement, who then chose his replacement. The same thing happened with the Barney Google and Snuffy Smith strip.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 10:24 AM (qRla/)

147 Robert B. Parker, I'll admit, had a fairly easy style to imitate. But the couple of Spenser continuations I've read haven't grabbed me. I think they have also continued the Jesse Stone series and the "Appaloosa" Westerns with Virgil Cole and Everett Hitch. Nobody, I think, has tried to continue the Sunny Randall stories featuring a female private eye in Boston; I wonder why?

Maybe it's because Sunny is normal, likes men, loves her job, admires her father the former cop, and has no ideas of being able to beat up men twice her size. She's perfectly willing to pull a gun when necessary and to accept help from the men in her life. I guess that's anathema to modern female readers?

The Sunny Randall stories, the Jesse Stones, and the Spensers are all part of the same universe, and characters from one wander over to others. Jesse and Sunny have an affair at one point, for instance, and Susan Silverman, Spenser's lady friend, appears in one of the Sunny tales.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)

148 Robert B. Parker's Spenser, Sunny Randall, Jesse Stone, and Cole and Hitch series were kept going after his death by various authors approved by his family. . . .

Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2026


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There have been Sunny Randall continuations? I guess I never look closely if the author's name reads "Robert B. Parker's" rather than just "Parker."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:27 AM (wzUl9)

149 >>Reg Smythe, the original creator of Andy Capp, died.

The Economist gave Smythe a fine obituary.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 10:28 AM (NcvvS)

150
I don't remember much about Andy Capp. I must not have read it often.

Was he the guy who was always getting drunk and beating his wife.

I seem to remember it as having constant domestic violence as it's main source of laughter.

Buuuuut, I could be wrong.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 10:28 AM (YSUhf)

151 I don't remember much about Andy Capp. I must not have read it often.

Was he the guy who was always getting drunk and beating his wife.

I seem to remember it as having constant domestic violence as it's main source of laughter.

Buuuuut, I could be wrong.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026


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I don't recall any domestic violence, unless it was Mrs. Capp threatening Andy. Not sure. But yes, he was always "down at the pub."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:29 AM (wzUl9)

152 >>I seem to remember it as having constant domestic violence as it's main source of laughter.

It was occasional domestic violence and the wife gave as good as she got.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 10:30 AM (NcvvS)

153 I would like to pimp a book by a young author who lives in my area. His name is Cory Kimber from Hurricane, UT, and he is 17-years old. He recently self-published his first YA fantasy novel, Twin Gates. The idea for the book came to him in a creative writing class in middle school, and he worked on it off and on for four years. This is the first work in a planned seven-book series.

He created a world populated by mysterious creatures such as gnomes, elves, etc. and where magic abounds. He drops five human teens into this world in a gnome village which sets in motion a two-thousand year old prophecy.

I bought the Kindle edition ($4.99) and am forty per cent through it. It's not great literature, but it's a very good first effort and a good book for tweens and teens.

Posted by: Zoltan at September 27, 2026 10:30 AM (KUWG/)

154 I'd think a writer with a long running series would want to let his character age if only for the additional complications it would introduce to some of the stories; could help keep it fresh for the writer.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 10:22 AM (q3u5l)

That's worked well for the Scudder series. It's realistic, and presents unique conflicts.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 10:30 AM (CjHsb)

155 Tom Selleck helped write a couple of Jesse Stone TV movie episodes.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:30 AM (KC5Lt)

156 I am currently reading Ron Chernow's Grant biography. It's a huge tome, and I may finish it by Christmas. So far, though, it has been very interesting. Chernow is a very good storyteller, and keeps the reader engaged.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 27, 2026 10:31 AM (0aYVJ)

157 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 10:32 AM (u82oZ)

158 Don't know if this applies to other members of the Horde. I find myself looking for decent condition physical books by authors I value. This is all within a reasonable book budget and used is fine. CS Lewis, Hilaire Belloc, Chesterton, Fulton Sheen (whose beatification is richly deserved), even Plato. Foundational books. I have little, and diminishing, confidence that such materials won't be changed or mutilated or eliminated by cultural and political trends. And relying on digital versions, open to all sorts of changes and denied access, is not something I would depend on, even though I use them.

Paranoid? Possibly. Curmudgeonly? Definitely. But when I think of how much has changed in the last twenty years, (increasing requirements to use digital and online sources away from personal control) let alone my life time, a sense of caution and desire to preserve seems reasonable.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 10:33 AM (yTvNw)

159 ...until I hit a Half Price Books shop or two during my trip to the TxMoMe.

Do not miss the flagship store in Dallas.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2026 10:33 AM (vTZFs)

160 Just re-read Legend of Bagger Vance after a decade. Not as good as I remember it and I can now see a little bit of the woke that's obvious in Pressfield's last few novels.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:34 AM (KC5Lt)

161 I find myself skipping to the end of almost every novel lately and then deciding if I care enough to go through the whole thing. Part of the problem is that I can't turn off my inner proof-reader, and it makes reading for pleasure much less pleasurable. Even in books where the grammar is mostly correct and homophones have been avoided, I still find myself "fixing" phrasing. It makes it so I almost don't like to read anymore.

I could put the curse to use by offering to formally go over the books for the authors, if they're contactable, but by the time I've read it once I don't want to turn around and have to go through it again.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 10:34 AM (lFFaq)

162 I recall old strips like Gasoline Alley, Alley Oop, and Rick O'Shay. Stan Lynde did Rick O'Shay. His art work was excellent, and his Sunday strips were often very funny. But the daily strip was a serial, and less lighthearted. He was a Montanan, and had a big house on the Rimrocks in Billings that burned down and destroyed a lot of his work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 27, 2026 10:35 AM (0aYVJ)

163 Tom Selleck helped write a couple of Jesse Stone TV movie episodes.
Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026


***
He'd have been perfect casting for Jesse when he was young -- Parker's character is in his early thirties or so when the book series begins -- and was perfect casting as the older Stone in the TV movies. I wonder if Parker had him in mind. Night Passage, the first JS, appeared in 1997, and Selleck had been a TV and movie star since the '80s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

164 I know trolls are pretty much beneath notice here, but I have to say that Paul's comment at 144 is one of the more spectacularly dumb statements I've seen from one of them.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 10:35 AM (q3u5l)

165 Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 10:35 AM (q3u5l)

The evil Left don't like the good guys winning so actually it's one of his most revealing comments.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:38 AM (KC5Lt)

166 I'm considering getting the first Ciaphas Caine omnibus on Kindle. It's apparently 3 books and 3 short stories and in paperback it's $15 dollars while on Kindle it's $21. At 750+ pages I think the paperback would fall apart quickly which may be why it's less expensive.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 10:38 AM (lFFaq)

167 >>>I always found it interesting that some authors would write characters who never aged, but some seem to have specifically aged their characters as the novels went on. Maybe that second group of authors didn't want continuations.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 10:04 AM

Craig Johnson's Walt Longmire and Henry Standing Bear are vaguely old, but not so old they aren't incredibly tough, strong, and attractive to young women. Robert Crais' Joe Pike and Elvis Cole never seem to age. They are all Vietnam vets and must be in their 80s by now, but you'd never know.

Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2026 10:38 AM (2Xqig)

168 Calvin and Hobbes remains the best comic strip in history. It will take a lot to overtake that title imo.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:39 AM (KC5Lt)

169 It's fine until the Leftists take over. Then the hero becomes gay, is replaced by a woman, or his characterization is assassinated by either being incompetent everyone is better than him, especially women, or he is labeled a racist and everyone hates him.

Posted by: Hadsil at September 27, 2026 10:39 AM (/4OWh)

170 L. Frank Baum wrote 14 Oz books ("the immortal 14") plus a few collections of short stories. The publisher then flailed about for a while trying out different authors before handing the series to Ruth Plumly Thompson, who ground out 21 more which weren't as good as Baum's best but sometimes beat his worst. Since her era there've been a number of semi-official Oz books (NOT including the degenerate revisionist shit-smearer Gregory Maguire).

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 10:40 AM (78a2H)

171 Reading about one author whose most famous book I really like. That book is Eastern Approaches by Fitzroy Maclean.

I am reading a biography of him: Fitzroy Maclean: Soldier & Statesman by
Frank McLynn.

Very interesting. A lot about Yugoslavia, UK policy decisions, and his turbulent, impactful life.

I like it, but this is a book for special interests, not for everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 10:41 AM (u82oZ)

172 Everything you believe is fiction, dope.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

173 Have a great day everyone. Be that swan gliding serenely though choppy water. Never let them see the feet moving fast.

Hopefully the router I ordered yesterday, to arrive today, will get my Wi-Fi network restored. Can only connect one computer to the Internet otherwise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 10:42 AM (u82oZ)

174 I've not attempted to read any post Ludlum 'Ludlum' books.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:43 AM (KC5Lt)

175 Tom Selleck helped write a couple of Jesse Stone TV movie episodes.
Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026


***
It's always interesting, though it doesn't always work out, when a lead actor writes a script for his own series. It worked for Robert Culp on I Spy, though he was a very good writer anyway (Harlan Ellison called him friend and lauded his work).

More often, I think, the lead takes over certain of the producing chores. The producer is important to the final product, as he chooses a great many elements, including the writers. Not sure it worked for Gilmore Girls when Lauren Graham became an executive producer; the latter episodes of the show are considered inferior to those of the earlier years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

176
Calvin and Hobbes remains the best comic strip in history. It will take a lot to overtake that title imo.
Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:39 AM (KC5Lt)


Watterson did the right thing by quitting while on top. Something Charles Schulz should have done in the mid-70s. Something Garry Trudeau has never learned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:44 AM (eRlcH)

177 Many years ago, I read "The Giant Rat of Sumatra", by Richard Boyer, which I thought was a) really enjoyable, and b) captured the style of ACD very well. This may be the same Rick Boyer who wrote a series of mystery novels about a character named Doc something or other (I read one of them, "Gone to Earth" many years ago and enjoyed it), but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Disillusionist at September 27, 2026 10:45 AM (FRxmD)

178
"Nancy" became a problematic read after the Sluggo/Aunt Fritzi Ritz affair was drawn.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2026 10:46 AM (Y8DZL)

179 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:44 AM (eRlcH)

Money beats quality for some.

OT but the star/producer of the show Mr. In Between did the same thing and stopped intentionally when he was on top in the 4th season.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:47 AM (KC5Lt)

180 I wonder if the increasingly sinister tone of the Culture books was simply reflecting the increasingly sinister expression of lefty ideas in the real world?

One of the early stories — "The State of the Art" I think — had the Culture refusing to make contact with 1970s Earth because we still had capital punishment. But one of the final novels (Surface Detail) seems to suggest murdering people is fine as long as they are thinly-veiled Rupert Murdoch caricatures.

In short, I think maybe the mask was just slipping.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 10:47 AM (78a2H)

181 Craig Johnson's Walt Longmire and Henry Standing Bear are vaguely old, but not so old they aren't incredibly tough, strong, and attractive to young women. Robert Crais' Joe Pike and Elvis Cole never seem to age. They are all Vietnam vets and must be in their 80s by now, but you'd never know.
Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2026


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Spenser was in Korea; it's mentioned in a couple of the early novels in the series, when Korea was only 18-20 years back. (I've always thought it an interesting idea to write a story about the young Spenser coming through the 4077th M*A*S*H and meeting the young Margaret Houlihan. Same with the young Napoleon Solo, who was also there.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:47 AM (wzUl9)

182 Met Al Feldstein a couple times from Mad magazine. Good dude.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 27, 2026 10:47 AM (5C90x)

183 I've not attempted to read any post Ludlum 'Ludlum' books.
Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:43 AM (KC5Lt)

I tried one from the actual Ludlum era. Sahara, because I liked the movie with Matthew McConaughey, and hated it. Never felt the need to try another.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 10:47 AM (lFFaq)

184 >>>Watterson did the right thing by quitting while on top. Something Charles Schulz should have done in the mid-70s. Something Garry Trudeau has never learned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:44 AM (eRlcH)
*****
Gary Larson of Far Side fame did the same thing. Said enough and walked away. I always thought that was very smart.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at September 27, 2026 10:48 AM (iOWVI)

185 I would like to pimp a book by a young author who lives in my area. His name is Cory Kimber from Hurricane, UT, and he is 17-years old. He recently self-published his first YA fantasy novel, Twin Gates.

Posted by: Zoltan at September 27, 2026 10:30 AM (KUWG/)

I blew right through Hurricane UT this summer.

Seventeen? Good for him. Not my genre interest however.



(looks at pile of unsold writings, wipes away tear)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:48 AM (1Ff7Z)

186 This is a trope I've always hated: the far superior aliens who want to destroy earth/humans because we're so violent. What?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 10:49 AM (kpS4V)

187 Met Al Feldstein a couple times from Mad magazine. Good dude.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone



Did he have extremely long feet that folded over at the tips?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 10:49 AM (0U5gm)

188 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2026 10:32 AM (u82oZ)

Can we do it with blackjacks and brass knucks?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:50 AM (1Ff7Z)

189 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 10:47 AM (lFFaq)

You're thinking of Clive Cussler.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:50 AM (KC5Lt)

190 "Nancy" became a problematic read after the Sluggo/Aunt Fritzi Ritz affair was drawn.

Posted by: Auspex



Sluggo was never the same after his stint in prison.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 10:52 AM (0U5gm)

191 This is a trope I've always hated: the far superior aliens who want to destroy earth/humans because we're so violent. What?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026


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Good point. If humans are so violent, they are very unlikely to mount a successful starfaring project and will present little danger to the galaxy.

On the other hand, it's a chance for the author to comment on the nature of humans and on the futility/horror of war.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)

192 Did he have extremely long feet that folded over at the tips?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 10:49 AM (0U5gm)
--

That's Don Martin!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 10:52 AM (kpS4V)

193 And I also never liked Clive Cussler books of which I've only read two for that reason.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:53 AM (KC5Lt)

194 I could put the curse to use by offering to formally go over the books for the authors, if they're contactable, but by the time I've read it once I don't want to turn around and have to go through it again.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 10:34 AM (lFFaq)

You could send me your info to the email on the front page sidebar for A Literary Horde. It's a bit moribund at the moment, but someone might be willing to pay you for proofreading.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:53 AM (1Ff7Z)

195 Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:50 AM (KC5Lt)

Whoops! You're right. I haven't read anything at all by Ludlum. I guess I like my action/adventure written before WW2.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 10:53 AM (lFFaq)

196 This is a trope I've always hated: the far superior aliens who want to destroy earth/humans because we're so violent. What?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 10:49 AM (kpS4V)

That is pretty hypocritical of them, isn't it?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 10:54 AM (lFFaq)

197 Wasn't the one with long feet folding over at the tips Don Martin?

I should check around to see if there are any collections of some of the old Mad movie and tv parodies from the 60s out there. IIRC, Star Blecch, Why Spy?, Voyage to See What's on the Bottom, The Guns of Minestrone, etc, were pretty freakin' funny. Or at least they were when I was in grade and high school. Think I've delayed adulthood well enough that they'd still hold up for me now.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 10:54 AM (q3u5l)

198 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 10:53 AM (lFFaq)

He did mostly spy /espionage novels.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 10:54 AM (KC5Lt)

199 "Women, however, are encouraged to cater to my own particular tastes"

lol. Thanks for the encouragement, MP3, but even if wore that outfit I couldn't possibly look like that woman😉 I'm much older. I like her hat, though. It's very always liked hats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 10:57 AM (Aqpmr)

200 I always liked Spy vs. Spy in Mad Magazine. It was very even handed, as they alternated which spy was blown up each time.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 10:58 AM (0U5gm)

201 I wonder if the increasingly sinister tone of the Culture books was simply reflecting the increasingly sinister expression of lefty ideas in the real world?

Could be.

Modern Brit authors like Banks and Stross suggest that the only problem with communism is one of scarcity and delivery of resources.

That's why they're all so fired up about the idea of a "post-scarcity" society with a "livable wage for all".

In their view a post-scarcity society does away with things like morality and religion, culture, and even biology.

That really seems to be a hugely gross misreading of human nature.

We live in what's very close to being a post-scarcity society with capitalism, and yet look at all the a-holes trying to tear it down.

Tribalism latches onto the weirdest things.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 10:59 AM (YSUhf)

202 On the other hand, it's a chance for the author to comment on the nature of humans and on the futility/horror of war.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)

It's probably meant to insult America and Americans. The oh so sophisticated Euroeffete would never be violent. Except when they are.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:59 AM (1Ff7Z)

203
This is a trope I've always hated: the far superior aliens who want to destroy earth/humans because we're so violent. What?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 10:49 AM (kpS4V)


Other tropes I've always hated

- The Magical Liberal who educates the lumpish conservative
- The deranged Vietnam veteran
- The conformism of suburban culture
- Dinner table arguments and accusations
- How damn hard life is for an urban gay

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 11:00 AM (eRlcH)

204 We live in what's very close to being a post-scarcity society with capitalism, and yet look at all the a-holes trying to tear it down.

Tribalism latches onto the weirdest things.

Posted by: naturalfake



Control over scarcity is a powerful tool, and they want to resurrect it. Thus, they need to eliminate capitalism.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2026 11:01 AM (0U5gm)

205 Also on my TBR pile is a big "modern" Western, a 1970 novel called Jim Kane by one J.P.S. Brown. Kane is a modern-day cowboy, still working on horses and dealing with cattle. I have hopes for it. Other novels with the lead character's name as the title have worked out: Youngblood Hawke, David Copperfield, etc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 11:01 AM (wzUl9)

206 >>>Women, however, are encouraged to cater to my own particular tastes

You misspelled peculiar.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 11:01 AM (syz1S)

207 I'm about to begin an old story by John Benton Harris (actually John Wyndham) called "The Secret People", about a subterranean world. Shades of Pellucidar! It even has a Frazetta cover.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 11:02 AM (kpS4V)

208 "We live in what's very close to being a post-scarcity society with capitalism, and yet look at all the a-holes trying to tear it down."

All of whom probably think they'll be far more important in the aftermath than they are now. There's a lot of greed and envy operating there, but I wonder how much is due to the idea that they think they're insignificant now and knocking over the chessboard will somehow change that.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 11:03 AM (q3u5l)

209 Finished End of Story by A J Finn. A good classic.mystery, with a couple of obvious.red herrings in the story.
One of which involves the currently required trans element. Critical to the central character. And with absolutely no effect on the plot or resolution. Meaningless to those not obsessed with sexuality.
Put adamper on an otherwise good book.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 11:04 AM (sl73Y)

210 The Left are always living in fantasy world absent of any cause and effect . They have to make movies or write books of the world they see and how they could fix it if only...

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 11:05 AM (KC5Lt)

211 >>>A Nancy cartoon by filler artist Caroline Cash

I kept rereading it to see if I was missing the joke. Nope. Just not funny. But, it might be a good match for the original after all. As I recall, that one didn't really bring the funny either.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 11:06 AM (syz1S)

212 Watterson did the right thing by quitting while on top. Something Charles Schulz should have done in the mid-70s. Something Garry Trudeau has never learned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 10:44 AM (eRlcH)


Schulz should have stopped after the first 10 years. So should Walt Kelly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 11:06 AM (qRla/)

213 Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 10:53 AM (1Ff7Z)

Sent.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 11:06 AM (lFFaq)

214 I loathe the rip-offs -- slackers, coasting on the work of others. I think we should rework the copyright laws. If you can't be bothered to do all the work, you shouldn't get all the money. Any work that uses characters or worlds created by previous writers should be required to give half of all gross profits from that work to the estate of the original creator, to his/her family, or to a government fund that will purchase copies of the original works to restock our sadly depleted public libraries. Also, let's bring back shame. Grifters should be made to feel ashamed, or at least ridiculed and unwelcomed.

I feel strongly about this.

Posted by: wittyranter at September 27, 2026 11:07 AM (jdPge)

215 These continuation series are easy on the reader too, not just the writers.
Readers also like lazy.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 27, 2026 11:08 AM (sl73Y)

216 I'm about to begin an old story by John Benton Harris (actually John Wyndham) called "The Secret People", about a subterranean world. Shades of Pellucidar! It even has a Frazetta cover.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 11:02 AM (kpS4V)


Eris, have you ever read I Remember Lemuria? Look up "Richard Shaver" if you haven't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 11:08 AM (qRla/)

217 A Nancy cartoon by filler artist Caroline Cash

I kept rereading it to see if I was missing the joke. Nope. Just not funny. But, it might be a good match for the original after all. As I recall, that one didn't really bring the funny either.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2026 11:06 AM (syz1S)


Well...to be fair, it's missing the three exclamation points emanating from the head of one of the characters in the final panel. True Nancy comics always had that.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2026 11:09 AM (YSUhf)

218 Some apolitical or lean right people also fall into the trap that perfect should be the norm. I see some think that any causality/death in a military conflict means failure. They demand war without consequences or in the absence of that no war at all.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 11:09 AM (KC5Lt)

219 Crais' Joe Pike and Elvis Cole never seem to age. They are all Vietnam vets and must be in their 80s by now, but you'd never know.
Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2026 10:38 AM (2Xqig)

Hmmm...I've got a copy of The Monkey's Raincoat around here somewhere, picked up at a thrift store. I haven't read it. I need something light after Chernow's "Washington", think I'll go look for that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 11:11 AM (CjHsb)

220 Eris, have you ever read I Remember Lemuria? Look up "Richard Shaver" if you haven't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 11:08 AM (qRla/)
--

I have not, and I will!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 11:12 AM (kpS4V)

221
Schulz should have stopped after the first 10 years. So should Walt Kelly.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 11:06 AM (qRla/)


I think that raises an interesting point. How many comic strips actually hold up over time? Calvin and Hobbes, as long as little boys aren't to be drugged senseless. Peanuts, I think does. They never tried to be topical; their themes are timeless. But Lil' Abner and Pogo don't. And nobody can remember when Doonesbury was in the least bit funny.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 11:14 AM (eRlcH)

222 I thought the joke was going to be ' I'm already in trouble so making the most of it'

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 11:17 AM (KC5Lt)

223 Eris, have you ever read I Remember Lemuria? Look up "Richard Shaver" if you haven't.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 11:08 AM (qRla/)

Is that the one where a girl lovingly reminisces about growing up with her dear mother, who was Swedish? Except then she finds out that she was really Lemurian?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 11:20 AM (H8mUs)

224 I think that raises an interesting point. How many comic strips actually hold up over time?

Very few. In fact, I can't think of any that have managed to continue on from their original versions, unless the version began as a joke-a-day comic. Beetle Bailey was much richer in dialogue and art for the first ten years. Pogo jumped the shark when Kelly thought his mockery of Joe McCarthy made him America's conscience. Barney Google and Popeye were lavishly drawn and immensely fascinating under the pens of DeBeck and Segar. They were nothing like the limping, pallid ghosts of today.

I should do a post about comic strips.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 11:20 AM (qRla/)

225 Old strips are like old movies. I always laugh at the cops chasing unarmed suspects and yelling stop or I'll shoot !! Bam Bam Bam.

No viewer at the time blinked an eye at that .

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 11:20 AM (KC5Lt)

226 It even has a Frazetta cover.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 11:02 AM (kpS4V)

So, it's real skimpy? Barely there? Can't say that's good for the inside of the book.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 11:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

227 222. "And nobody can remember when Doonesbury was in the least bit funny."

Actually, I can. The first few years, especially the ones he did in college, were laugh out loud hilarious. A few were poignant. Then he decided he was a preacher, maybe a prophet, instead of a comic strip artist. The humor vanished under tedious, banal virtue signaling.

Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2026 11:21 AM (yTvNw)

228
Actually, I can. The first few years, especially the ones he did in college, were laugh out loud hilarious. A few were poignant.

Yes, I ought to amend that. He hasn't been funny since the Fall of Saigon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2026 11:23 AM (eRlcH)

229 Lotta Hollow Earth fiction out there. I enjoyed Rudy Rucker's Edgar Allen Poe riff "The Hollow Earth", but Long's novel "The Descent", while gripping, was just too brutal and depressing for me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 11:23 AM (kpS4V)

230 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 11:06 AM (lFFaq)

I'll answer later today. Too many things to do this morning.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 11:23 AM (1Ff7Z)

231 The only book I've been reading is Patrick Quillin's book "Beating Cancer with Nutrition: Using Nutrition and other Modalities to Improve Quality and Quantity of Life for Medically Treated Patients."

Kinda heavy reading.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 27, 2026 11:23 AM (FGA9/)

232 Kinda heavy reading.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 27, 2026 11:23 AM (FGA9/)

Ack. Good luck with that. And prayers continue for Mr. Tea and you.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2026 11:25 AM (CjHsb)

233 Caution: Shaver was almost certainly suffering from some degree of schizophrenia, so I don't think he considered what he was writing to be fiction. Also, he wasn't a very good writer, even with Ray Palmer editing heavily. And finally, you get a glimpse of some very weird sexual fixations in his work. Nothing explicit but at the same time you can't miss it.

(To his credit, Shaver eventually found a way to manage his mental illness and achieved a functional and apparently happy life.)

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 11:25 AM (78a2H)

234 "And nobody can remember when Doonesbury was in the least bit funny."

JTB is right - early Doonesbury, the strips which mocked the Black Panthers, campus sit-ins and Mike's non-existent love life, were funny. Even his Nixon strips had their funny moments (my fave is when Nixon's jut-out-of-jail aides meet for a reunion and sing "We're Richard Nixon's Secret Tapes Club Band!"

But he lost his sense of humor years ago. The same with "Tom Tomorrow" and Ruben Bolling.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 11:26 AM (qRla/)

235 One of the best Doonesbury strips nailed John Kerry to the wall when he was still touring college campuses speaking against the war. Haven't read Doonesbury in years, but I do recall them being pretty funny early on.

Dilbert is another that stays funny over time, I think.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 11:26 AM (q3u5l)

236 Yeah, Doonesbury was funny through about the very early 80's. Loved his lab partner Bernie and his experiments, and the George Hamilton Cocoa Butter Open (Zonker Harris and his savage tan won).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 11:27 AM (kpS4V)

237 I'm re-reading David Hackett Fischer's "Washington's Crossing".

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 11:28 AM (rj6Yv)

238 Some apolitical or lean right people also fall into the trap that perfect should be the norm. I see some think that any causality/death in a military conflict means failure. They demand war without consequences or in the absence of that no war at all.
Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 11:09 AM (KC5Lt)

No, they just use that excuse to help the other side. They're wolves in sheep's clothing. I have no doubt the NT crowd would be orgasmic if they found out Trump supporters were being killed. They would put on long faces and tut-tut, but always come up with an excuse as to why they deserved it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 11:28 AM (1Ff7Z)

239 All right, folks, I think I'm going to call it a day. It's dreary and rainy outside, so I need to cut up some chicken and let it simmer all day.

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 27, 2026 11:29 AM (qRla/)

240 Headline (GMA):

"UK police arrest 5 men under terrorism, explosives acts close to US air base"

Locals evacuated.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 11:30 AM (rj6Yv)

241 Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 11:28 AM (1Ff7Z)

No the people I refer to were the same during Bush. At least they were consistent with Obama and Biden.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 11:30 AM (KC5Lt)

242 Thanks for the book thread, Poppins!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 11:31 AM (kpS4V)

243 Thanks for the thread, MP4

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 11:33 AM (q3u5l)

244 Not sure how it came up on my YouTube, but as being right up my alley in Russian history a series by a Russian woman writer Elvira Bary. She isn't pulling punches about Russian society and history.watched a bunch already. Ukraine, Russian soldiers, Vodka, Soviet Union. She has a few books and novels out.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 11:33 AM (Ia/+0)

245 Thank you, Dash. We really appreciate the prayers. Pretty sure that's what gets me through the day.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 27, 2026 11:33 AM (FGA9/)

246 No the people I refer to were the same during Bush. At least they were consistent with Obama and Biden.
Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2026 11:30 AM (KC5Lt)

But we thought they were on our side then. They can always find the conservative case for doing non-conservative things. The masks were firmly in place then.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 11:34 AM (1Ff7Z)

247 I don't know if any of these YT videos have been posted yet:

1) Amelia Sings "Gods of the Copybook Headings."

https://tinyurl.com/zsha2zwj

2) Amelia, "Boots"

https://tinyurl.com/3f7h4wuu

3) "Gunga Din"

https://tinyurl.com/4cnf4sx6

And this Youtuber, Epochalypse, did many other of Kipling's poems, too, such as "If," "Tommy," "The Roman's Centurion's Song," "Dane-Geld" and many others.

Check it out if you like what Epochalypse did. I've spent quite a bit of time listening and watching these videos.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 27, 2026 11:34 AM (zQMY+)

248 i say let it die with the originator.
peanuts.
all sunday comics are so de- fanged at this point as to be completely humorless. i haven't laughed at one in so long that mom no longer saves them for me.
but while eric powell is still kicking let the other interpretations of goon continue.
and bless watterson.

Posted by: cmeat at September 27, 2026 11:35 AM (ncRE1)

249 One that sparked my interest most is Russians and how lying has been breed into them. They lie to everyone and only gives that person only what they want to hear. Bosses, friends everyone gets told only what they want to hear, no waves to come back on the person.
I suspect the 100 years + of Communism, and maybe a few hundred years of Totalitarian rule over them has caused this.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 11:39 AM (Ia/+0)

250 Locals evacuated.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 11:30 AM (rj6Yv)

From the BBC:

Resident describes waking to police banging on her front door
published at 07:41
07:41
One resident who has lived in the area for 18 years said she was woken by police banging on her door.

She was then ordered to leave straight away, without being able to take her dog with her.

****

Yeah, no. Cops banging on my door telling me to evac and saying I can't bring my dogs with me are going to be in for a surprise when I say, "watch me."

Posted by: one hour sober at September 27, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Dwc)

251 There goes that voice again!

But the thread isn't over yet, I wail.

Thanks for the thread, MP.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2026 11:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

252 241 Headline (GMA):

"UK police arrest 5 men under terrorism, explosives acts close to US air base"

Locals evacuated.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2026 11:30 AM (rj6Yv)

----------

Do the mugshots resemble Guy Fawkes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2026 11:43 AM (wpRMV)

253 "Police gave no details as to the nationality of those arrested."

I'm betting Muzzies with British citizenship, maybe a few illegals.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 11:44 AM (78a2H)

254 Got to handle some chores, including transferring some cat pictures to my hard drive and renaming them so I'll know what they are later. Many thanks to all fopr a fine Book Thread, esp. MP4!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 11:44 AM (wzUl9)

255 "Prime Minister Andy Burnham has urged people not to speculate after five men were arrested on suspicion of terrorism and explosives offences."

Yep, Muzzies.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 27, 2026 11:45 AM (78a2H)

256 256 "Prime Minister Andy Burnham has urged people not to speculate after five men were arrested on suspicion of terrorism and explosives offences."

**********

Let us not be hasty. It could be that splinter Amish group, the Yodeling Yoders. We all know how much they hate the Mennonites!

Posted by: Andy Burnham at September 27, 2026 11:47 AM (zQMY+)

257 "Nancy" was never, ever funny or even interesting. The strip above is a perfect example.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at September 27, 2026 11:47 AM (/ROPn)

258 Another episode why Russia and Putin had to dehuminze Ukraine, but then thats what Europeans all do to a extent with this Fascism naming. Its all rhetoric but many believe it.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 11:48 AM (Ia/+0)

259 Do the mugshots resemble Guy Fawkes?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2026 11:43 AM (wpRMV)

BBC Verify received a photo of the five men taken by a local.

BBC blurred out their faces before publishing, because of course they did.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 27, 2026 11:48 AM (J4Dwc)

260 228 agreed.
we had a copy of chronicles on the coffee table, next to the herman compilations. his lib always showed, but i was too young to be repulsed. i wanted to be zonker, but eventually became b.d.

Posted by: cmeat at September 27, 2026 11:51 AM (ncRE1)

261 Off to do chores. See you cats 'n' kittens later.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2026 11:55 AM (kpS4V)

262 Early Doonesbury -- had the paperback collections when they were first coming out at 2 & 3 bucks a copy. Enjoyed them and still remember a number of those strips.

Scot Sloan's coffee shop, for instance.
Scot: Hi there. I'm Scot Sloan, the fighting young priest who can talk to the young.
Mark: Well, good for you, sweetheart. I'll have a large black coffee to go.

Trudeau was pretty good a lot of the time, before he became 'important.'

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 11:56 AM (q3u5l)

263 little girl loved "lil' aubrey", so i indulged her in every compilation.

"off to the red lion i suppose? beer isn't everything you know, andy"
"he's right, you know. but it's way ahead of whatever's in second place."

and on the dash of my 455cu poncho: "wiederman, in this car we are either going to the gas station, at the gas station, or, foolishly, leaving the gas station."

Posted by: cmeat at September 27, 2026 11:58 AM (ncRE1)

264 And it's off to lay waste to anything I haven't already screwed up here at Casa Some Guy.

Thanks again for the thread, MP4.

Have a good one, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 11:59 AM (q3u5l)

265 What made the local newspaper worth buying in the mid-80s to mid-90s was the Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side cartoons (and the local police report). When those two cartoons stopped, the local newspaper lost nearly all its value to me.

Posted by: Andy Burnham at September 27, 2026 12:00 PM (zQMY+)

266 >>and on the dash of my 455cu poncho: "wiederman, in this car we are either going to the gas station, at the gas station, or, foolishly, leaving the gas station."

A Mister Boffo reference?!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:02 PM (NcvvS)

267 And Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 12:02 PM (NcvvS)

268 WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 12:02 PM (Ia/+0)

269 I think like anything if it’s done well I can enjoy it. If it’s too on the nose or poorly written I bounce right out. I recently read a Holmes book from Moriarty’s point of view. The surprise twist ending was neither, it was obvious from the get go.
Posted by: Bryce at September 27, 2026 09:04 AM (5GspC)


Michael Kurland wrote several pastiches on the Holmes "cannon" from the point of view of an American reporter who was recruited by Prof. Moriarty for a term of years in return for springing him out of a Turkish prison where he was held for a crime he did not commit.
Moriarty, in this series, is not the Napoleon of crime, but instead is a "consulting criminal" planning capers for the London underworld to gain funds to continue his mathematical investigations which appear to be around gravity and possibly general relativity.
The Infernal Device and Death by Gaslight are the two I have read. There are apparently more

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 12:05 PM (rbvCR)

270 Uh...I don't like them, which is why I wrote one. :-0

Heh.

No, it's fine. Nicholas Meyer's "Seven Percent Solution" is enjoyable. Most others I encounter are vaguely annoying.

With "Lair of the White Worm," I think I'm in the clear since it's not exactly an iconic novel full of memorable characters and people aren't reading Stoker for his stylish prose.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at September 27, 2026 12:15 PM (K40fF)

271 The ones I recall the most are Robert Aspirin's Myth series continued by Jody Lynn Nye and his Phule's Company series continued by Peter J. Heck. Neither could manage the core absurdity of Aspirin, even in the ones they co-wrote.

Next up would be the Conan stories written by tons of people. Again, they all seem to miss some core element that Robert E. Howard had, with even the best by Karl Edward Wagner, L Sprague de Camp, and Lin Carter just not matching.

I am definitely not a big fan of Derleth's Mythos work, which I think drags Carter's Xothic stories down a bit. Conversely, I love Howard's and Clark Ashton Smith's Mythos works. While not Lovecraft, they have a real spirit and coherence that stands on its own.

Posted by: Sam at September 27, 2026 12:15 PM (7jMef)

272 Check it out if you like what Epochalypse did. I've spent quite a bit of time listening and watching these videos.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 27, 2026 11:34 AM (zQMY+)

Epochalypse+Amelia+Kipling is like potato chips. I'm always going to watch one real quick and then log off for the night, and then it's an hour later.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2026 12:16 PM (lFFaq)

273 WEB Griffin wrote basically popcorn level fiction. Had multiple series. Seemed to have a bad case of ADHD. He would let series trail off instead of ending just to start new series. For a while his son was a 'co-author'. Then the publisher turned the final series over to a completely different writer. It sucked donkey balls. Tried to write characters like Daniel Craig brooding James Bond knock offs. The original books were fun, non-intellectual cotton candy I don't have anything else to do today type reads. And it's a book thread, not a literature thread so whatever.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 27, 2026 12:21 PM (wwlYu)

274 Still working on the Moron recommended 'A Conservative History of the American Left' - By Daniel J. Flynn. It's a remarkable book, and something of a page-turner for non-fiction. Ought to be read by all Conservatives.

Bedtime reading is one of those 'Clancy' novels, 'Dead or Alive' actually by a fellow named Blackwood. The writing is just so-so. The Clancy/Mark Greaney novels were better.

I note that Skip mentions above further reading of 'The Gathering Storm'. It is remarkable how the politicains/diplomats of the world powers sat on their hands as post-WWI Germany re-armed. The parallels with current affairs vis-a-vis Iran are remarkable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2026 12:36 PM (XeU6L)

275 I think I read Tom Clancy’s 1st 10 novels but the last two are still unread on my shelf so I haven’t gotten to the imitators. I read a couple of reviews saying his writing had become formulaic, which could mean I am too easily influenced by reviews, or it really had become formulaic but I was too immersed to notice, or both.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at September 27, 2026 12:55 PM (eHQKA)

276 258 Another episode why Russia and Putin had to dehuminze Ukraine, but then thats what Europeans all do to a extent with this Fascism naming. Its all rhetoric but many believe it.
Posted by: Skip


Read: The Pickle Factory
Explains it all, footnotes DCI/Deutch, but left out George Tenet's contribution to the worlds largest/Kelly's Hero's style bank robbery.

LET'S GO BRANDON!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 27, 2026 01:03 PM (6neaR)

277 Wow, Sam, 100% on all of what you said.

Aspirin's novels fell off drastically when he added a co-writer. (Though who knows how much writing anyone does on these things?)

Smith's Cthulhu mythos are not Lovecraft, but they are their own thing, which is fine.

And I have the chronological Conan stories, where the Howard stories shine and the others (mostly) are slogs. (Which is kind of hard for a short story.)

It's kind of fascinating.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at September 27, 2026 01:38 PM (K40fF)

278 There have been some successful continuations. The important element is whether the continuation is true to the world that the originator created. Ruth Thompson successfully continued the series of "Oz" books after L. Frank Baum's death; her books were true to the Oz world, but had her personal touch. Some of the Sherlock Holmes continuations have also worked, such as Nicholas Meyer's "Seven-Percent Solution". In comic strips, George Wunder did a good job of continuing "Terry and the Pirates" after Milton Caniff left the strip, and Leonard Starr also did a good job with "LIttle Orphan Annie", though without the original's libertarian politics. Frank Frazetta, of all people, ghosted "Li'l Abner" early in his career, while Al Capp was busy making commercials and what-not. But some series are inimitable; I couldn't imagine someone attempting to continue "Calvin and Hobbes"; Bill Watterson is too good an artist and has too wild an imagination for anyone to mimic. It would like trying to carry on "Krazy Kat": can't be done.

Posted by: Nemo at September 27, 2026 02:12 PM (4RPgu)

279 Pastiches can be fun, and I particularly like the Holmes ones. Ghost comics can be a bit weirder. Popeye is now being drawn by Zach Weinersmith (although it's not really a continuation; he's just exploiting what I believe is copyright expiration to use the characters) and it features a lot of weird story arcs. Nancy now has Fritzi Ritz as a lesbian in a relationship with "Phyllis" (a take on her boyfriend "Phil" in older strips). Gil Thorp is being drawn by someone who can't draw. Bring Up Father is boring and stupid. Dick Tracy is investigating cybercrime. Mark Trail is just - bleh. At least Blondie is still pretty good.

Posted by: Mark Shaw at September 27, 2026 08:52 PM (YA+0k)

Daily Tech News 27 September 2026

Top Story

Tech News

Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: The 80s were certainly something.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at September 27, 2026 04:33 AM (r3Zca)

2 Called the otters.

Posted by: clarence at September 27, 2026 04:34 AM (r3Zca)

3 Cranberry/ walnut cookies will be ready in a bit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:35 AM (QwZKw)

4 Shouldn't cloudflare have died of embarrassment by now?

Posted by: clarence at September 27, 2026 04:35 AM (r3Zca)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2026 04:38 AM (PGK1w)

6 It could be interesting to see if Canonical can keep up.

Posted by: clarence at September 27, 2026 04:40 AM (r3Zca)

7 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

8 Was playing suduko and wasn't watching the time.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:44 AM (Ia/+0)

9 Howdy, tech peeps.

Thanks, Pixy!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 04:49 AM (rdVOm)

10 Hola horde,

Lots of late night reading. Too lazy to try the 7 essential iPhone tricks that will unlock thousands of value. May consider releasing a bot army programmed to cure cancer with these three simple rules.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 27, 2026 04:51 AM (yG7pF)

11 w00t late

Posted by: m at September 27, 2026 04:58 AM (odBC9)

12 wasn't watching the time
****

https://youtu.be/TxrwImCJCqk

Posted by: clarence at September 27, 2026 04:59 AM (r3Zca)

13 w00t late
Posted by: m

TARDY!

Detention for you, young man!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 04:59 AM (rdVOm)

14 Ugh. Got to check out for the night...

Need ibuprofen and some sleeeeeeep.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 05:01 AM (rdVOm)

15 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at September 27, 2026 05:07 AM (V0/Sp)

16
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

17 Morning friends.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 27, 2026 05:20 AM (aKh6S)

18 brain not working to task. shutting down for restart....

Posted by: clarence at September 27, 2026 05:21 AM (r3Zca)

19 3 Cranberry/ walnut cookies will be ready in a bit.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:35 AM (QwZKw)

yum-yum-yum-yum-yum

Posted by: m at September 27, 2026 05:33 AM (odBC9)

20 13 w00t late
Posted by: m

TARDY!

Detention for you, young man!
Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 04:59 AM (rdVOm)

Could I have some cranberry/walnut cookies instead?

Posted by: m at September 27, 2026 05:35 AM (odBC9)

21 Good morning, everyone! Happy Sunday:

Here is a devotional by a man who has set up two para church organizations in Sri Lanka. Here he is reflecting on Psalm 4:1-8, and "The Lord Hears Us."

https://tinyurl.com/3mzdzvv2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 05:49 AM (JrHfD)

22 Is it really Sunday? ("Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!")

I'm not really here. Or not really awake. Or something. Go on with what you were doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)

23 Acapella group sings "Abide with me". Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/45n8hc8m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 05:54 AM (JrHfD)

24 Spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 05:54 AM (Ia/+0)

25 Young McDonald's worker from Idaho pays for a man's meal and then gets a surprise of his own. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/4ck7azwc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 05:57 AM (JrHfD)

26 I should have started some apple pancakes a half hour ago

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 05:57 AM (Ia/+0)

27 A rare weather combo for this time of year: 77 F., 77% humidity, no heat index. I really need to go work out.

However, that sneaky motivation has concealed itself somewhere.

Morning and evening, all. Stirling and Dagny are trotting about, hoping breakfast will be early. What's up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

28 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Woke up a few hours ago (briefly) to discover that TWO of my cats were sharing my bed.

Penny was on my left and Chloe was on my right and both of them were snoozing peacefully until I disturbed them.

They are really starting to get along with each other, which is nice.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2026 06:02 AM (FZ29D)

29 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Woke up a few hours ago (briefly) to discover that TWO of my cats were sharing my bed.

Penny was on my left and Chloe was on my right and both of them were snoozing peacefully until I disturbed them.

They are really starting to get along with each other, which is nice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2026


***
My two furry thugs do that from time to time. Rarely do they sleep any closer. Wolf and Chekov would cuddle together and groom each other (thus my jokes to Linda about "Chekov has yet to come out of the closet"), but these two keep a certain distance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)

30 G'morning, all!

Almost 18 days on the road, and finally finished back home last night.

Almost a week in Vegas, visited with son and DiL before his deployment which begins today.

Road trip up the eastern shore and across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge tunnel during this nor'easter.

Multiple days in Baltimore with MiL working on home repairs before winter sets in.

And first night back home, the morning temps right now are only 49 degrees.

And church in a few hours.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2026 06:05 AM (iMotb)

31 Coffee is helping. As it should. The last thing one wants early in the morning is layabout coffee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

32 28 Woke up a few hours ago (briefly) to discover that TWO of my cats were sharing my bed.

Penny was on my left and Chloe was on my right and both of them were snoozing peacefully until I disturbed them.

They are really starting to get along with each other, which is nice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2026 06:02 AM (FZ29D)

Good kitties!

Posted by: m at September 27, 2026 06:10 AM (odBC9)

33 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Party like it's 1989.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2026 06:11 AM (amcLV)

34 We are renovating our master bath. The plumbers removed a bunch of copper pipe and left a pile of it. Isn't that pretty valuable? What should we do with it?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026 06:13 AM (3AwA+)

35 We are renovating our master bath. The plumbers removed a bunch of copper pipe and left a pile of it. Isn't that pretty valuable? What should we do with it?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026


***
Sell it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

36 Morning all. Thx Pixy.

Winds are 20-30 mph. Rains come in bands. Going to be like this all day. Guess I'll watch the Giants.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2026 06:14 AM (Naxcc)

37 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2026 06:05 AM (iMotb)

Sounds like a very busy, productive and good time. May God bless and protect your son and all people being deployed and their families.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 06:14 AM (JrHfD)

38 Thank you, Fen.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2026 06:15 AM (iMotb)

39 And how does one go about selling copper pipe?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026 06:16 AM (3AwA+)

40 Copper scrap is worth a good bit

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 06:18 AM (Ia/+0)

41 Made over $1000 with the scrap copper I had, but was a few hundred pounds

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 06:19 AM (Ia/+0)

42 Claude Opus 5.5, now with 95% fewer em-dashes. (Bleeping Computer)
But extra o-dashes.

Is that like ... an o-face?

Posted by: m at September 27, 2026 06:21 AM (odBC9)

43 Still have a aluminum and lead pile of scrap out back, not exactly sure how I am going to transport it someday

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 06:21 AM (Ia/+0)

44 30 Almost 18 days on the road, and finally finished back home last night.

Almost a week in Vegas, visited with son and DiL before his deployment which begins today.

Road trip up the eastern shore and across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge tunnel during this nor'easter.

Multiple days in Baltimore with MiL working on home repairs before winter sets in.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2026 06:05 AM (iMotb)

Whew!

Posted by: m at September 27, 2026 06:23 AM (odBC9)

45 Everyone hated it and now it's gone.

Clippy 2.0

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 06:26 AM (6ydKt)

46 "The 80s were certainly something."

And that something was: Fun.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 27, 2026 06:27 AM (O7YUW)

47 You wouldn't like Clippy when he's angry.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2026 06:28 AM (amcLV)

48 So, looks like a metal recycling place near here will pay $4.50 a pound for copper. Thanks, Wolfus and Skip!! I hope the renovators are really leaving us the metal...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026 06:29 AM (3AwA+)

49 Almost forgot....

The PCV repairs on the Volvo V-70?

At 290,000 miles the car didn't use a drop of oil during the trip, and on the return run from Baltimore to Summerville SC we averaged 71 miles per hour for the 568 mile trip at 28.9 miles per gallon.

New in 2006 it was EPA rated at 27 MPG highway.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2026 06:29 AM (iMotb)

50 7 year old notices and elderly woman sitting alone and sits with her. Faithpot site

https://tinyurl.com/3j6xyjd8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 06:29 AM (JrHfD)

51 How can you be hot for a teacher that is 400 lbs., smelly, with purple hair, lesbian, and wants to turn your children into trannies?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 27, 2026 06:30 AM (5C90x)

52 Mornin', Horde. 42 degrees, going up to 77, in Kentuckiana. Bright moonlight, more than enough if you aren't night-blind.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 06:32 AM (NcvvS)

53 39 And how does one go about selling copper pipe?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026 06:16 AM (3AwA+)

Google “Metal Scrap Dealers” in your area and contact them about your copper.

Tell them what you have, and ask how much it’s worth, and what, if any, paperwork you need or have to fill out.

You might find it’s not worth your time if it’s not a lot of tubing and it’s too much of a hassle to sell it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 06:32 AM (6ydKt)

54 "Hot for teacher" was written quite some time ago.

I don't recall being "Hot for teacher " although I do recall a nice looking guy in his twenties who was my English teacher. He didn't like teaching and went into something else. I also had a funny teacher ( Can't recall which grade-maybe 5th?) . He had a phone in his desk and used to interrupt class by saying he had to take a call from the President. I think he became a truck driver.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 06:34 AM (JrHfD)

55 I should’ve waited a few minutes to answer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 06:34 AM (6ydKt)

56 Separate clean copper from pieces with solder joints, its different prices

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 06:35 AM (Ia/+0)

57 Thanks, Speaking. They say on their website that one must have a state issued drivers license to sell scrap metal. So I'll check it out next week.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026 06:37 AM (3AwA+)

58 As usual, asleep for two hours, decent dream (including a friend who died last year - good to see him again) and now i can't sleep.

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 27, 2026 06:37 AM (Fv808)

59 VIA, Good to see you. FYI. I believe your MIL uses Amtrak. They issued a special notice. No trains from MD and northern stations to VA and south for a week in Oct. Tracks to be torn up and replaced.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 27, 2026 06:37 AM (yTvNw)

60 New in 2006 it was EPA rated at 27 MPG highway.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2026 06:29 AM (iMotb)

Well, if retirement doesn’t work out you could always drive a few miles down the road and start working at Volvo as a technician.

They’d probably be more surprised at your gas mileage on a 2006 than you were.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 06:39 AM (6ydKt)

61 Skip,
I'll have to check it out to see what's there. But it's not a huge amount and should fit in the trunk of my car. I know one large piece still has the shower nozzle attached.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026 06:40 AM (3AwA+)

62 "I believe your MIL uses Amtrak. They issued a special notice. No trains from MD and northern stations to VA and south for a week in Oct. "

You are correct!

Her next trip is in December, so that should be done and back to normal.

But she took Amtrak down in the beginning of this month and it was pretty much a challenge to remain on schedule.
And she rode back to B'More with us this week, so she is home and safe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2026 06:41 AM (iMotb)

63 Needless to say, we've never done this before!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026 06:41 AM (3AwA+)

64 57 Thanks, Speaking. They say on their website that one must have a state issued drivers license to sell scrap metal. So I'll check it out next week.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2026 06:37 AM (3AwA+)

Used to be you could ride in and sell an entire truckbed worth of scrap no problems, quick & easy.

Then methheads discovered scrap metal and it’s never been the same since.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 06:41 AM (6ydKt)

65 Then methheads discovered scrap metal and it’s never been the same since.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Remember Sudafed?

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 27, 2026 06:44 AM (Fv808)

66 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 27, 2026 06:45 AM (2Ez/1)

67 Remember Sudafed?
Posted by: Dark Lix at September 27, 2026 06:44 AM (Fv80

Anything with pseudoephedrine.
I think most of the company’s just stopped using it.

Which is why allergy & sinus medicines suck a lot harder now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 06:47 AM (6ydKt)

68 I am hoping to finish "True Grit today so I can return it to the library ( it is from another branch) it is taking so long because I am reading two other books as well. Anyway, this is what Mattie Ross says about the crook, Lucky Ned Pepper:

"He took out a locked canvas bag and cut it open with a Barlow knife and dumped the contents on the ground . He grinned and said , "Christmas Gift'.
Of course, that is what children shout to each other early on Christmas morning, the game being to shout it first ...." (to be continued)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 06:50 AM (JrHfD)

69 68 continued

"I had not thought of the disfigured robber having had a childhood. I expect he was mean to cats and made rude noises in church when he was not asleep. When he needed a form restraining hand, it was not there . An old story!"

Great stuff! I think I'll have to look for some other books by Charles Portis if they'll still in print.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 06:53 AM (JrHfD)

70 As copper came out of your house, to me its yours.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 06:54 AM (Ia/+0)

71 The video is prophecy pointing to the time when there's no male teachers to keep the women in line. AKA, these days.

We had a PE teacher whose only job, apparently, was to protect the young boys from the predations of the female teachers. He was Mr. G, but they should have called him Mr. G-Spot, he hit just that hard.

Posted by: meh at September 27, 2026 06:55 AM (zZxsY)

72 G'mornin' everyone!

"Disclaimer: The 80s were certainly something."

- still ongoing debate about exactly what, however ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 27, 2026 06:56 AM (VyBeY)

73 from Baltimore to Summerville SC "

Well of course MPG would be good. You went... *checks map* uh, down the whole way.

/2026 geography student

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 06:57 AM (pfXMo)

74 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 07:01 AM (RIvkX)

75 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 27, 2026 06:45 AM (2Ez/1)
====

We had a visit from a juvenile red shouldered hawk yesterday. No bath he just hung out for a while.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

76 How can you be hot for a teacher that is 400 lbs., smelly, with purple hair, lesbian, and wants to turn your children into trannies?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

You forgot the covid face mask. Other than that, that's a good list and a good point.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 27, 2026 07:12 AM (VyD10)

77 The birdbath is a horrific symbol of dependence ( read "enslavement" ) of the Avian community to an oppressive patriarchial "humanist" society. The record of this enslavement, in both historical settings and quasi-fantasy outlets ( does anyone remember "four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie" ). The enlightend mind reels from the hideousness of this oppression. We decry this humanist oppressive matrix and demand all birdbaths be torn down immediately!

In solidarity with our Avian co-beings!

Frizelda Q. Scretchan, Ed.D

Posted by: taken at random from Cambridge University's job application stack at September 27, 2026 07:13 AM (967/Q)

78 I was scoping for rodents.

Posted by: The red shouldered hawk at September 27, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

79 @54/FenelonSpoke: From what I've seen, male teachers are a rare (and dying out) breed in the schools, at least around here.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 27, 2026 07:18 AM (O7YUW)

80 "Federal bill would force VPN providers, ISPs, and DNS services to block foreign piracy sites — yet fuzzy location rules could trigger heavy-handed bans"

Pixy, are old dinosaurs like me the only people who remember from the start of the internet the first major attempt at user control of mass reporting sites they didn't like (AoS, Daily Pundit, Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, etc.) to the various anti-virus and firewall sites as allowing malware, porn, and anything else that would get flags to popup warning you not to go there and reporting on you if you did? All they taught us was to ignore warnings. This is just the latest attempt, except I guess the site will just disappear.

Posted by: SDN at September 27, 2026 07:21 AM (0sMG6)

81 77 The birdbath is a horrific symbol of dependence ( read "enslavement" ) of the Avian community to an oppressive patriarchial "humanist" society.
Posted by: taken at random...

Not true. In fact, I have it on good authority that all the little birdies on Jaybird Street love to hear me going tweet, tweet, tweet!

Posted by: Rockin' Robin at September 27, 2026 07:21 AM (2Ez/1)

82 Good morning, All.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 27, 2026 07:22 AM (RYmEM)

83 A L'il Blutarski put in an offer for a house yesterday and he texted me late that he got it under contract! In Gypsum, CO. I think it'll be great for him and his new wife and any Extra Li'l Blutarski that may come their way.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 27, 2026 07:22 AM (l26NL)

84 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 27, 2026 07:22 AM (Hbeqj)

85 A few minutes later the neighborhood tomcat showed up creeping along the back fence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 07:22 AM (RIvkX)

86 79 @54/FenelonSpoke: From what I've seen, male teachers are a rare (and dying out) breed in the schools, at least around here.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 27, 2026 07:18 AM (O7YUW)

One look at education departments, or entire college enrollment for that matter, will explain it.

For all college/university I think the ratio if 60/40 female/male.
For education degrees it's probably more like 75/25.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 07:23 AM (6ydKt)

87 I'll show YOU what the Avian community thinks of your oppressive patriarchial "humanist" society.

Posted by: A. Hitchcock at September 27, 2026 07:24 AM (2Ez/1)

88 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 27, 2026 07:22 AM (l26NL)
===

Mazel! Do they have a guest room?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)

89 Bird baths must be inclusive of all. We demand that any location that hosts bird baths must include icing mechanisms to accommodate sea fowl from all regions of the globe.

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 27, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi)

90 Per the NY Post:
"UK police evacuate homes near air base used by US — detain men on suspected explosives offenses"

Since it's the UK we all know what kind of "men" they're talking about.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 07:27 AM (lJ0H4)

91 83 A L'il Blutarski put in an offer for a house yesterday and he texted me late that he got it under contract!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 27, 2026 07:22 AM

Unpossible!
TikTok says NO ONE cannot afford a house under this evil Orangeman Bad administration!!

Posted by: Tattooed Purple haired tackle box faced female at September 27, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)

92 we all know what kind of "men" they're talking about"

Mennonite? Devo? We'll never know...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:31 AM (pfXMo)

93 Gypsum, CO
Elev. 6300

Wow that is high mountain. Buy chapstick.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

94 Great stuff! I think I'll have to look for some other books by Charles Portis if they'll still in print.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026


***
Fen, I know TG was his second novel. His first, Norwood, is not a Western but a then-present-day novel about a country boy traveling to the city. Glen Campbell and Kim Darby starred in a movie version of it around 1970, I think.

I think Portis has written more since TG.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 07:32 AM (wzUl9)

95 TikTok says NO ONE cannot afford a house under this evil Orangeman Bad administration!!"

Indeed. All those new developments springing up seemingly overnight around Austin are...imaginary?

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:33 AM (pfXMo)

96 "Please note: This birdbath sits on sacred land once occupied by the Wappinger Confederacy, the Siwanoy, and the Munsee indigenous people groups."

Posted by: Plaque on Karen McAwfl's birdbath in Westchester County, NY at September 27, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

97 "we all know what kind of "men" they're talking about"

Mennonite? Devo? We'll never know...
Posted by: man"

Nowadays we can't even be sure they are men.

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2026 07:34 AM (MWfyi)

98 Since it's the UK we all know what kind of "men" they're talking about.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 07:27 AM (lJ0H4)

It probably is some "Pro-Palestinian" "protesters".

But, it is the UK, so I would not be surprised if there are a few actual English lefty-Green-party type nuts involved as well.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 07:35 AM (6ydKt)

99 we all know what kind of "men" they're talking about"

Mennonite? Devo? We'll never know...
Posted by: man

What's surprising is that these "men" were even arrested to begin with.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 07:35 AM (lJ0H4)

100 All your birdbath are belong to us!

Posted by: New Xbox game at September 27, 2026 07:36 AM (967/Q)

101 Mr. Rat, I have a writ here that says you are to stop eating Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now, It's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same!

Posted by: Rooster Cogburn at September 27, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)

102 Back from my workout: ten minutes' running out of twenty total. I could have gone longer, but got lazy.

Some yogurt & honey, an English muffin w/ peanut butter, and coffee now. I've got a few chores to do before the Book Thread as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 07:37 AM (wzUl9)

103 What's surprising is that these "men" were even arrested to begin with.
Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 07:35 AM
+++++

Nothing Will Happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 27, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1)

104 @86/SpeakingOf:

Just going down the list of teachers at a local elementary school (Canada) and looking at the first names:

73% female
19% male
8% ambiguous, couldn't automatically determine sex from the first name, it's one of those that can be given to both males and females.

The list is outdated though (probably last year) as I know one of the male teachers has moved on to another school.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 27, 2026 07:41 AM (O7YUW)

105 73% female
19% male"

Well of course. It's well documented that male teachers are just icky.

/

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:44 AM (pfXMo)

106 Just going down the list of teachers at a local elementary school (Canada) and looking at the first names:

73% female
19% male
8% ambiguous, couldn't automatically determine sex from the first name, it's one of those that can be given to both males and females.

The list is outdated though (probably last year) as I know one of the male teachers has moved on to another school.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 27, 2026 07:41 AM (O7YUW)

When I look back on my years in school from the 80s into the 90s, it wasn't really all that different.

I can remember some male teachers in school, but it was probably 80-85% female even back then.

I actually had more male professors in college classes but even then it was probably 70/30.

I think women are just naturally drawn to teaching for whatever reason.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 07:44 AM (6ydKt)

107 From a thread over at Insty:

"BREAKING: Rochester General Hospital in New York hired 82 resident doctors.

80 are foreign workers on H-1B or J-1 visas.
Only 2 are Americans.

98% of the residency slots went to visa workers- mostly from countries with documented USMLE cheating.

Americans got 2 jobs."

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 07:51 AM (lJ0H4)

108 I think women are just naturally drawn to teaching for whatever reason.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 07:44 AM

They're forced into it by the oppressive patriarchy!

Posted by: Overweight purple haired Karen on TikTok at September 27, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)

109 80 are foreign workers on H-1B or J-1 visas.
Only 2 are Americans."

Ah, the diversity...

/Karen McWinebox

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 07:53 AM (pfXMo)

110 RSA? Republic of South Africa?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 07:54 AM (ezlON)

111 I never had a male teacher, even as a substitute, until I got to jr. high. There was one who taught fifth grade at my grammar school, but I wasn't in his class.

After that, male teachers for gym, of course, but usually only one or two other male teachers a year at most: reading, English, US history, chemistry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 07:56 AM (wzUl9)

112 Americans got 2 jobs."

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 07:51 AM (lJ0H4)

The Lotus Eaters were hammering this point over and over again for a few months on the same thing going on in the UK.

They went through the official numbers, news articles and other sources and came to the conclusion that the entire youth unemployment rate in England can be explained by the fact that all the entry-level jobs for young people were filled by imported migrants.

I'm sure the same thing is happening in Canada and Oz, to some extent, and here as much as they can get away with it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 07:57 AM (6ydKt)

113 When I look back on my years in school from the 80s into the 90s, it wasn't really all that different.

I can remember some male teachers in school, but it was probably 80-85% female even back then.

I actually had more male professors in college classes but even then it was probably 70/30.

I think women are just naturally drawn to teaching for whatever reason.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 07:44 AM (6ydKt)

Yeah, it depends on what grade you are in, I think. I didn’t have a male teacher until 3rd Grade. None after until 6th, from that point onwards they just increased in number. It reflects life in a way. Women gravitate towards the younger kids (you see this in elementary school) and men the older kids. I would not want to teach any younger than, say, 7th Grade.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 07:58 AM (ezlON)

114
I'm sure the same thing is happening in Canada and Oz, to some extent, and here as much as they can get away with it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 07:57 AM (6ydKt)

That IS happening in Canada in fact.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 27, 2026 08:00 AM (ezlON)

115 How much medical training is required to give a lethal injection?

Posted by: Since MAiD is so popular now at September 27, 2026 08:02 AM (kLJmv)

116 yay coffee

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 27, 2026 08:03 AM (VyBeY)

117 and here as much as they can get away with it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I'd say that 80 out of 82 slots is getting away with it pretty good.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 08:03 AM (lJ0H4)

118 111 I never had a male teacher, even as a substitute, until I got to jr. high. There was one who taught fifth grade at my grammar school, but I wasn't in his class.

After that, male teachers for gym, of course, but usually only one or two other male teachers a year at most: reading, English, US history, chemistry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 07:56 AM (wzUl9)


It was probably middle school when I had my first male teacher, too.

He was a big bear of a man, with a long white beard (he could've passed for Santa Claus). Taught math and was a very good teacher.

Before that it was all female from K -5.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 08:03 AM (6ydKt)

119 I'd say that 80 out of 82 slots is getting away with it pretty good.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 08:03 AM (lJ0H4)

Well, you don't see many boys cutting grass in the summer for extra money, either. And I can't say for sure, but I bet a lot less girls babysit for their money either.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 08:04 AM (6ydKt)

120 Spotify just served up a song by someone named "Slaid Cleaves" titled "Texas Love Song", about his love for Texas. Unusual name, that's certain. Grok says "Slaid" is a Cornish variant of the name Slade.

Well, ok then.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026 08:05 AM (/kGWX)

121 I made $2/hour plus tip babysitting. And of course would ravage the refrigerator for a snack.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

122 I remember my male Algebra teacher in 9Th grade. Extremely handsome with the bluest eyes. Dreamy. All the girls gathered round him for extra help after school. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 08:06 AM (lJ0H4)

123 I went to a boys school from age 12 on, and we had one female teacher in the whole school, as best I can recall. She taught art. Pretty much everybody was hot for (that) teacher.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026 08:08 AM (/kGWX)

124 by the fact that all the entry-level jobs for young people were filled by imported migrants."

Got a son under 30 and not from an approved group?

He's not getting into higher ed. Or med school. Or anything along those lines.
OTOH, he'll be vilified for playing video games or whatever else he's allowed to do...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:08 AM (pfXMo)

125 Good morning! Seems like back in the day we had a 50/50 mix of teachers with the men doing most of the instruction in math and sciences and the women doing most of the instruction in the arts.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 27, 2026 08:09 AM (3Ope8)

126 Well, you don't see many boys cutting grass in the summer for extra money,"

They've been drugged for the first 10 years of their lives. What would you expect?

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:10 AM (pfXMo)

127 I can recall only one teacher I was hot for, when I was twelve: my vocal music teacher. Nice figure and attractive face.

After that, not until I got to college and had grad students teaching me did I ever find a teacher hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:11 AM (wzUl9)

128 Our 5th and 6th grade Spanish teacher wore leather pants. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

129 After that, not until I got to college and had grad students teaching me did I ever find a teacher hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026


***
Of course, it helped that I was taking drama classes. The teachers and grad students tended to be above average in the looks department.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:14 AM (wzUl9)

130 Mornin' Horde. My ability to focus on blessings and mercies is becoming increasingly sprained.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at September 27, 2026 08:15 AM (ENA4W)

131 126 Well, you don't see many boys cutting grass in the summer for extra money,"

They've been drugged for the first 10 years of their lives. What would you expect?

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:10 AM (pfXMo)

There are still some left.
There's a kid in the neighborhood who comes around every fall asking to rake leaves.

But he's the only one, and a rare occurrence.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 08:16 AM (6ydKt)

132 Oh, yes, I had a wonderful male teacher in the fifth grade. He was kind to me after my father was gone the summer of my 9th year . I think he stayed in teaching because I met him again just within the past few years and thanked him for his kindness. He also was a disciplinarian . He picked up boys by their collars who were being pains . He also made sure their hands weren't near the desks and if the boys were wild he would slam down the tops of the top opening desks. There is no way a teacher could get away with that today !

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)

133 It is wet and very gusty this morning, but the local bird population is undeterred. There is a pair of robins hopping around on the grass, hoping for breakfast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026 08:17 AM (JGkXT)

134 Any birdbath here is filled

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 08:17 AM (Ia/+0)

135 Of course, it helped that I was taking drama classes. The teachers and grad students tended to be above average in the looks department.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:14 AM
+++

So you're a theatre kid...

Posted by: Duly noted at September 27, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

136 128 Our 5th and 6th grade Spanish teacher wore leather pants. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

I had a 10th grade French teacher who I adored.
And she adored me right back, probably because I made her laugh.

I don't remember much French, but I do remember her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 08:18 AM (6ydKt)

137 Of course, it helped that I was taking drama classes. The teachers and grad students tended to be above average in the looks department.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:14 AM
+++

So you're a theatre kid...
Posted by: Duly noted at September 27, 2026


***
Hey, it was the Seventies.

It occurs to me that if I'd had a car then, I could have dated more than a few of those grad students. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:19 AM (wzUl9)

138 I went to elementary school in Brooklyn, PS 160. One of my teachers, Miss Eunice Hashagen, was hired in 1923 and worked at PS 160 until 1973. On an NYC website a couple years ago, I found her address and you could see her salary and increments every year she worked. Going to Google Maps, I found her nice house in Park Slope. She was an excellent, no-nonsense teacher ,but I was never hot for her in 1964. She wore those black granny shoes older ladies wore in those days.

Posted by: School Daze at September 27, 2026 08:20 AM (Fn+3X)

139 She was cute, and was in love with Joe Montana.
Had his posters all over the classroom.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 08:20 AM (6ydKt)

140 Didn't have a male teacher till jr high school.

Male teachers in elementary school were considered.......odd.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 08:20 AM (JS6jE)

141 Story about a nice Australian man. Sunny Skyz site

https://tinyurl.com/t9b2psut

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 08:22 AM (JrHfD)

142 Teacher! Leave those kids alone!

Posted by: P. Floyd at September 27, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

143 My first male teacher was in the 6th grade, the last year of elementary at the time. He read Call of the Wild and Where the Red Fern Grows to the class. That was great.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 27, 2026 08:24 AM (l26NL)

144 The year after I had Miss Hashagen, I had Mrs. Katz for a teacher (5th grade). She was also an excellent teacher in her 40s. Wasn't hot for her, but mid-year Miss Shapiro was hired and Mrs. Katz introduced her to the class. She must have been 22-23. She seemed a little shy, but was the most beautiful woman I had seen up to that time. I was in awe and probably hot for her, in a 5th grade kind of way.

Posted by: School Daze... at September 27, 2026 08:25 AM (Fn+3X)

145 Charles Portis is still in print -- Library of America recently issued a hardcover containing Norwood, True Grit, 3 other novels, and some short stories.

Hot teachers? Can't recall having one. Some of my classmates on the other hand...

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 08:26 AM (q3u5l)

146 I was in awe and probably hot for her, in a 5th grade kind of way.

Posted by: School Daze... at September 27, 2026 08:25 AM (Fn+3X)

I'm amazed you can remember their names.
I can't remember any of my teacher's names.

But I'm not great with names to begin with.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 08:27 AM (6ydKt)

147 I think Miss Hashagen earned about $2,400 a year in the 20s, IIRC.

Posted by: School Daze...... at September 27, 2026 08:27 AM (Fn+3X)

148 Making a big pot of chili today, my task of the day.

That, and celebrating Cleveland baseball. An unlikely victorious season. One human interest story that has emerged is Jo Adell, an outfielder who has spent his entire professional career in the hapless Anaheim Angels organization, until being traded this season to Cleveland. His tremendous joy at winning a division and getting to play in a postseason tournament is wonderful to see.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026 08:27 AM (4gK0A)

149 I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life.

Posted by: Bookman at September 27, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

150 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026 08:27 AM (4gK0A)

That's so nice of you to be concerned with the outfielder and noting his joy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2026 08:31 AM (JrHfD)

151 I remember my biology teacher vividly. First day of class she laid down the law. My gosh she was terrifying. Turned out to be the best teacher I ever had.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 08:31 AM (lJ0H4)

152 In second grade I had Miss Loughran, who was a young and attractive Irish girl with porcelain skin. She drive a 1961 Mercury Comet, also white.

Posted by: School Daze Remembrances. at September 27, 2026 08:32 AM (Fn+3X)

153 Making a big pot of chili today, my task of the day."

Yum. Slow cooking hatch pepper pork butt...

Should be ready late afternoon or so...

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:33 AM (pfXMo)

154 Yum. Slow cooking hatch pepper pork butt...

Should be ready late afternoon or so...
Posted by: man

Just in time for the food thread.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 08:34 AM (lJ0H4)

155 Last night we watched Cary Grant and Myrna Loy in Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House. Grant plays an ad exec in Manhattan in 1948, making (get this) $15,000 a year. Two kids and they live in a four-room apartment in the city. Rather than renovate it, they decide to buy a house.

The house they pick in Connecticut, an hour's train ride from Manhattan, is a dump: Three or four construction people advise, "Tear it down." They do, design their own place, and the costs mushroom. I figure if you multiply all the amounts given by 20, you'd come close to today's prices. An $18,000 mortgage in 1948 = ca. $360,000 today . . . but I doubt an ad exec makes $300,000 a year in NYC nowadays unless he's a partner in the firm.

The lesson, given by his buddy (Melvyn Douglas), is that sometimes the things you buy with your heart rather than your head are the things that really count.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:35 AM (wzUl9)

156 Miss Borg. 4th grade. Prettiest woman I had ever seen in real life. I assimilated.

And yes, that was her name.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 08:36 AM (viF8m)

157 I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life.
Posted by: Bookman at September 27, 2026


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Yeah, that was the thing. If the girls in Library Science had been half as attractive as the ones in drama, I might have majored in the former. But, no dice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

158 1961 Mercury Comet, "

IIRC, "Comet" was a stand alone brand, was supposed to be part of the Edsel line. Ford added the larger engine, and they became good hotrods...

And yes, slow cooked food thread. Yum

Posted by: man at September 27, 2026 08:38 AM (pfXMo)

159 Best teacher I ever had was the guy who taught Cal 2. A Persian guy from Iran who could explain the material in simple terms and then patiently walk you through the process.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 27, 2026 08:39 AM (3Ope8)

160 >>I'm amazed you can remember their names.
I can't remember any of my teacher's names.

Remember all my K-6 & high school teachers' names, but only about 2/3 of 7th-8th grade, probably because there was a lot of team teaching so not just one teacher per class.

Only 2 of the 20 teachers in my grade school were male, both taught 6th grade. Had one of them as a math teacher.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 08:40 AM (NcvvS)

161 Why would any man want to be a teacher today? If you’re friendly with the girls you’ll be called a perv. Friendly with boys and you’ll be called gay. Friendly with any you’ll be called a pedo. Mean to anyone you’ll be called a nasty misogynist. Show no emotion at all you’ll a robot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 08:40 AM (H8mUs)

162 First day of junior high first day of shop class I'm sitting with my cousin probably giggling like idiots.

The teacher unobserved by us had entered with a metal yardstick which he whacked against the side of his metal desk. I must have jumped three feet off the stool. Ok, you have my attention.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

163 "Remember all my K-6 & high school teachers' names, but only about 2/3 of 7th-8th grade, probably because there was a lot of team teaching so not just one teacher per class."

Based on what I hear from my grandkids, team teaching seems to the thing nowadays.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 08:41 AM (lJ0H4)

164 I had moved to the Northern suburbs right before the end of 5th grade. On the last day in June, we got our final report card, and you found out who your teacher would be for 6th grade. Those of us slated to get Mr. Figorito sat in a circle and said, "If we die, we all die together".
He was a formidable guy, a very good teacher, who referred to himself as "sublime and profound". If you behaved and did the work, he was very nice to you, but if you were a lazy troublemaker, woe to you. He later became a Principal.

Posted by: School Daze Remembrances... at September 27, 2026 08:42 AM (Fn+3X)

165 Why would any man want to be a teacher today? If you’re friendly with the girls you’ll be called a perv. Friendly with boys and you’ll be called gay. Friendly with any you’ll be called a pedo. Mean to anyone you’ll be called a nasty misogynist. Show no emotion at all you’ll a robot.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 08:43 AM (lJ0H4)

166 In shop class nowadays the kids at my old school have a couple of 3D printers and a CAD machine. We had hammers and several interesting saws.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026 08:44 AM (UvtrC)

167 Posted by: School Daze Remembrances... at September 27, 2026 08:42 AM (Fn+3X)

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"A Goombah Grows in New Rochelle"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

168 Wallace Shawn explains it all.

https://tinyurl.com/4tnrkzu7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)

169 Junior high science teacher kept a blackboard eraser at his desk for those moments when he wanted our undivided attention. He would sling it at the blackboard. It worked.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 27, 2026 08:46 AM (NcvvS)

170 I had the chance to become a substitute teacher. I was asked how I would deal with problem kids. I said at the beginning of class I'd tell everyone if they didn't want to be in class and participate by working problems on the board or engaging in group discussion, then fill out the library pass and que up. It'd take about 10 minutes to cull those who wanted to learn and get rid of the remainder.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 27, 2026 08:46 AM (3Ope8)

171 Wallace Shawn explains it all.

https://tinyurl.com/4tnrkzu7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)
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Spencer Pratt has a sharp take and wit. Really love that he worked so hard to save LA, and has stuck around to comment on the crazies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026 08:49 AM (gxd91)

172 Mr Flanagan (8th grade) could, from his desk at the front of the room, throw an eraser and hit a misbehaving student in the back far corner of the room. Never saw him miss.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 08:49 AM (q3u5l)

173 Edsel went defunct just a little ways into the 1960 year. Comets from then on were Mercury Comets, they sold a lot of them. A mixed blessing, because it was thought many folks would have bought a full-size Mercury, if the Comet wasn't available. My Dad bought a 62 black Comet with a red interior. Mercury also came out with the mid-size Meteor, whch only lasted a couple years.
Valiant was also supposed to be a stand-alone brand in 1960 when it came out, but were Plymouths I think for the 61 model year.

Posted by: Auto Hijinks at September 27, 2026 08:50 AM (Fn+3X)

174 The lesson, given by his buddy (Melvyn Douglas), is that sometimes the things you buy with your heart rather than your head are the things that really count.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:35 AM (wzUl9)

I like that movie.
Seen it several times.
Myrna Loy is especially charming in it.

I think that was the inspiration for Tom Hanks & Shelly Long in The Money Pit which I also enjoy a lot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026 08:50 AM (6ydKt)

175 My 6th grade teacher was male, the rest kn elementary were women. Mrs Frederick in 1st grade was old but nice. 4th grade Mrs Hildborn was young and very good looking

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 08:51 AM (Ia/+0)

176 First male teacher was sixth grade PT. He was a japanese WW 11 vet and didn't take no smart talk. I watched him beat the shit out two students on separate occasions for getting lippy.

His daughter was a complete hottie and knew it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 27, 2026 08:51 AM (5C90x)

177 . . . On the last day in June, we got our final report card, and you found out who your teacher would be for 6th grade. Those of us slated to get Mr. Figorito sat in a circle and said, "If we die, we all die together". . . .

Posted by: School Daze Remembrances... at September 27, 2026


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In grammar school, you knew who would be your teacher the next year, since each one taught only one grade (unless she left). But in jr. high and high school, it was a crap shoot. The first day of school was terrifying, because you did not know into whose clutches you'd be delivered for the next nine months.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9)

178 Teachers were better back in the day because parents were more invested in their kids education. PTA meetings, Parent Teacher nights, graded homework with notes, all of it. Now we have the Teacher's Union running schools and hostile government like the Biden DOJ telling parents they have no rights when it comes to the education of their kids. And kids are not only coming out less prepared, they are coming out indoctrinated.

Not a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2026 08:52 AM (viF8m)

179 I like that movie.
Seen it several times.
Myrna Loy is especially charming in it.

I think that was the inspiration for Tom Hanks & Shelly Long in The Money Pit which I also enjoy a lot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2026


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IMDb says The Money Pit was a remake of it. I've never seen that one, so I don't know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:53 AM (wzUl9)

180 Whoa, the sun just came out for the first time in a week here on the NC Coast. Almost looks funny, and the wind is down, too. Things are looking up!

Posted by: Sunny Daze! at September 27, 2026 08:53 AM (Fn+3X)

181 The Money Pit is worth a look if only for the brief scenes with Joe Mantegna.

But you might not want to watch it while house-hunting. Maybe after you find a place that's satisfactory when you move in and still satisfactory after a year or so.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 08:55 AM (q3u5l)

182 I recall a moment from "Blandings" when Myrna Loy goes into great detail about the color she wants the painter to use on one of her new rooms, a particular shade of blue. She finds several ways to describe what she wants. After all her effort he writes down "blue" in his notes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026 08:57 AM (gxd91)

183 Father of NHL Star Andrei Kuzmenko Killed in Bear Attack

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 27, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)

184 I recall a moment from "Blandings" when Myrna Loy goes into great detail about the color she wants the painter to use on one of her new rooms, a particular shade of blue. She finds several ways to describe what she wants. After all her effort he writes down "blue" in his notes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2026


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"Red, blue, yellow, green. Check."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:59 AM (wzUl9)

185 Teachers used to teach.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2026 08:59 AM (LHPAg)

186 Noodus book time!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:59 AM (wzUl9)

187 was a crap shoot. The first day of school was terrifying, because you did not know into whose clutches you'd be delivered for the next nine months.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Ain't that the truth! Which gym teacher you got could mean the difference between life and death.

Posted by: Scarred For Life at September 27, 2026 08:59 AM (Fn+3X)

188 Bring your reading glasses and head upstairs.
BOOK NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)

189 "...writes down 'blue' in his notes."

Yep. Delightful. Think there was a Joseph Epstein essay in which he talked about moving and was checking some things off with the movers. Couple of boxes of small miscellaneous figurines of some sort. 'Two boxes of bric-a-brac' became 'two boxes of shit.'

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 09:00 AM (q3u5l)

190
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IMDb says The Money Pit was a remake of it. I've never seen that one, so I don't know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 08:53 AM (wzUl9)

I think the movies are quite different, BUT if you’ve ever redone an old house, you’ve lived it. Far harder and more mind bending than you dream it could be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 09:00 AM (H8mUs)

191 The Post has updated the story about the terror plot against the US base in Britain. Looks like the arrested five suspects in a supposed van bombing. The base is home to US bombers making runs to Iran and the Strait. Still no manes for the suspects.

Posted by: Tuna at September 27, 2026 09:00 AM (lJ0H4)

192 Gloucestershire Police declared a major incident as the Army's explosive ordnance disposal team examined vehicles near base
_two miles from RAF Fairford,
_ month after Iran-linked hackers were suspected of forcing a small British power generator offline for several days this summer
_ Iran was the likely culprit.
_ Iranian-affiliated actors have targeted similar industrial devices across water, energy and government sectors, seeking access to the software used to control them
---Fox

They can't write a direct nuts and bolts story.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 09:02 AM (JS6jE)

193 I never had a male teacher, even as a substitute, until I got to jr. high. There was one who taught fifth grade at my grammar school, but I wasn't in his class.

After that, male teachers for gym, of course, but usually only one or two other male teachers a year at most: reading, English, US history, chemistry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2026 07:56 AM (wzUl9)

Same here. Started school in 1952, and had a few teachers, older female, that my mom had in the 20's. They were close to retirement by that time. Even the principal in elementary school was female, bearing a resemblance to Margaret Hamilton. Very nice, but strict lady. Mom had her as a teacher back in the late 20's. She retired around the time I was in the 3rd grade. No male teachers until Junior High. Those female teachers in the 50's were not to be trifled with!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 27, 2026 09:06 AM (hmYU4)

194 United States Agency for International Development, Office of Inspector General (USAID OIG) has debarred nonprofit, FUVADIS

-- Thought we eliminated USAID?

Colombian nonprofit that provided aid services to Venezuelan migrants, LGBTQ+ individuals, those with HIV,..., has been debarred ..the president and affiliates sexually exploited [the benefactors]. Debarment is a form of penalty used by the agency to suspend funding and involvement with USAID for a period of time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 09:08 AM (JS6jE)

195 Mr Flanagan (8th grade) could, from his desk at the front of the room, throw an eraser and hit a misbehaving student in the back far corner of the room. Never saw him miss.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 27, 2026 08:49 AM (q3u5l)

Mr. Gibson, my 8th grade history teacher, could do the same! He was a WW2 vet, a former marine, who fought in the pacific theater. Big, burly guy who also held a black belt. Great guy, but don't mess with him!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 27, 2026 09:09 AM (hmYU4)

196 Believe it or not the DM gets straight to the story:

Dramatic pictures have shown terror police arresting five men and a bomb disposal robot sweeping three vans after a foiled terror attack at RAF Fairford first reported to police by a nearby resident.
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Note the police foiled the plot because a resident called it in.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2026 09:12 AM (JS6jE)

197 How about James Patterson? Evidently, there are many authors who do his writing for him and he puts his name on it. And I'm sure he takes a big chunk of the profits, maybe even most of the profits.

And he's not even dead yet.

Posted by: Ralph at September 27, 2026 02:31 PM (8WZD4)

198 I cannot recall a female professor during my four years as an undergrad engineering student, even in non-engineering classes. This was the 80s, so DEI was in the early stages. It was a man's gig--you couldn't have bridges falling down or airplanes dropping from the sky. There were very few female students in engineering, except Industrial, which was maybe 50% chick, as it didn't have the serious physics and math requirements. Even my MBA program in the early 90s only had about 20% female profs, and those mostly for language.

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Posted by: webpage at September 28, 2026 02:03 PM (OtB96)

Saturday Night Club ONT - September 26, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

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Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The Moose loves a good knock knock joke, so pause on your way in and share your best with him. The Moose has a strange sense of humor so don't take it personally if he doesn't get the joke.

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second, everything was quiet in the cab.

Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."


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Drink of the Night

Whatever this guy is serving!


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Club ONT Lunchroom Refrigerator Update

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Club ONT Department of Inappropriate Whizzing


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Due to high demand, Club ONT is oversold this evening. We appreciate and value your business and may be looking for volunteers to accept a generous voucher for Club ONT restroom tokens to make space and enjoy the annex.

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1 2nd

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 26, 2026 09:56 PM (r7+Q7)

2 duly nooded

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 26, 2026 09:56 PM (r7+Q7)

3
Yay!!!! Thank you guys.

Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2026 09:57 PM (/QHx4)

4 Early ONT > Late ONT

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 26, 2026 09:58 PM (Jc4hv)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 26, 2026 09:59 PM (PGK1w)

6 20 days until the 11th TX MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2026 10:00 PM (+fdRY)

7 Why didn't anyone tell me Death Of Stalin was this good nine years ago??
Be better, Horde.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 26, 2026 10:01 PM (88C+u)

8 I want that bartender at my christmas parties.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2026 10:02 PM (S41Gd)

9 Rex, where are those two Utah highways? Anywhere near St. George?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Club ONT Lunchroom Refrigerator Update

TIL "rice" is a mass noun and not a count noun.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)

11
Ya'll will have a great time. I am so glad Hadrian is going.

He rocks!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2026 10:02 PM (/QHx4)

12 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2026 10:02 PM (ktgTW)

13 I think I was sitting next to the critical thinking/drinking guy the other night. That guy can concoct a lovely....drink?
Hi Krazy Kats!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 10:03 PM (jCKWs)

14 20 days until the 11th TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2026 10:00 PM (+fdRY)


I've heard good things about that annual shindig

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf)

15 Drink of the Night:
Sorry, Samauri bartender. I just want a beer!



Good even', y'all. Autumn has certainly started here in N.E. Okla. The best part of Autumn.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pride goes before the fall, fall goes before the Winter at September 26, 2026 10:03 PM (xRCm7)

16 Sat night greetings Horde!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 26, 2026 10:03 PM (K7v1x)

17 *shaking the rime of the ancient mariner outta my shoes*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at September 26, 2026 10:04 PM (wpRMV)

18 It's been hotter than hell here for weeks - tonight it's getting down into the 40s.

What!?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2026 10:04 PM (ktgTW)

19 Ya'll will have a great time. I am so glad Hadrian is going.

He rocks!!

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Yeah yeah. Everyone thinks Hadrian is so great.

*sulks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at September 26, 2026 10:05 PM (wpRMV)

20 20 days until the 11th TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2026 10:00 PM (+fdRY)

Evening, Helena, and to our gracious hosts, too. Booked my flight to DFW today. Still in need of hotel room. Did book a rental car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:05 PM (peOdB)

21 Spawn had her first shooting competition of the season today. It was a long hot day and very dusty at the range. I'm wiped out!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 26, 2026 10:05 PM (VCgbV)

22

Cicero,

You kinda rock, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)

23 Club ONT Department of Inappropriate Whizzing

You're supposed to do that in the huddle.

Posted by: Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds at September 26, 2026 10:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

24 9 Rex, where are those two Utah highways? Anywhere near St. George?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:02 PM
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UT-9 goes through and east from Zion National Park.
UT-12 is in Bryce and Escalante.
Both are east of St. George. Google maps says Zion is about an hour away and Bryce is about 2 hours away.

Posted by: TRex - park ranger dino at September 26, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)

25 Samurai bartender is much too theatrical. And deficient in the chesticle department, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:07 PM (peOdB)

26 The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

Good joke, but "funeral van?" Hearse would have better served the punch line, methinks..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM (08OqX)

27 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

28

Rock or pebbles?

Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM (/QHx4)

29 Oh. Lord.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM (yEz+x)

30 Sigh... Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be patient at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM (Wt5PA)

31 Drink of the Night:
Sorry, Samauri bartender. I just want a beer!

Posted by: mindful webworker - pride goes before the fall, fall goes before the Winter at September 26, 2026 10:03 PM (xRCm7)

Beer? Oh, you want the Taliban bartender. He'll cut off the head for you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

32 Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?
Posted by: pookysgirl

...

Posted by: Larry Beria at September 26, 2026 10:10 PM (88C+u)

33 Sunny Hostin: “As a black woman in the United States…I’m criticized constantly, and my average has to be excellent.”

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The way I've got you scored, you haven't even achieved mediocrity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 26, 2026 10:10 PM (ndZc7)

34 But does he share the cookies?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 10:10 PM (ftFVW)

35 Nice vulgar display by that Texas player in front of PDT. Later in the game a Texas player made a touchdown. His celebrated by smelling his b*lls and pretending to faint. Again, in front of the president. Nice team you got there Texas.

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:10 PM (lJ0H4)

36 Club ONT Lunchroom Refrigerator Update

How to know an autist's lunch...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 10:11 PM (l3cgK)

37
pookysgirl,

Lots of luck.

Been there done that.

Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2026 10:11 PM (/QHx4)

38
Good joke, but "funeral van?" Hearse would have better served the punch line, methinks..
Posted by: Joe Kidd


Maybe it's from some Euro weinie country?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:11 PM (Cqx++)

39 “Unsportsmanlike conduct, Number 1, simulating using the restroom." 😂😂

Glad he didn't call it on number 2...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 10:11 PM (08OqX)

40 TIL "rice" is a mass noun and not a count noun.
Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)


Would the singular be rouse (like mouse / mice) or rie (like die / dice)?

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

41 Hiya nurse🙃!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (jCKWs)

42 Im sure it's all Trump's fault somehow.


You KNOW it will be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

43 Drink of the Night:
Sorry, Samauri bartender. I just want a beer!
Posted by: mindful webworker


* places beer on the back edge of bar *

* steps back *

* deep, calming breath *

* iaijutsu slice removes cap without touching bottle *

* catches flying bottle cap on flat of blade *

* flips it into trash *

* sheathes katana *

* pushes beer across bar *

* bows *

Posted by: Samurai bartender at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

44 30 Sigh... Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be patient at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM
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Caution - they're known to congregate together and travel in packs. This only magnifies the blast radius.

Posted by: TRex - duck and cover dino at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (XfIK1)

45 35 Nice vulgar display by that Texas player in front of PDT. Later in the game a Texas player made a touchdown. His celebrated by smelling his b*lls and pretending to faint. Again, in front of the president. Nice team you got there Texas.
Posted by: Tuna



I doubt the President even came in there minds while doing that. Just general narcissism, for clicks and viral moments.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 26, 2026 10:13 PM (PGK1w)

46 This is the part of the recent state dinner for Chairman Xi at the White House they didn't want you to see:

https://tinyurl.com/7n5a9kyy

Posted by: Don Black at September 26, 2026 10:13 PM (ZxPkt)

47 44 30 Sigh... Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be patient at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM
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Caution - they're known to congregate together and travel in packs. This only magnifies the blast radius.
Posted by: TRex - duck and cover dino at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (XfIK1)

Do not assume that older members of the species are less dangerous or emotional- far from it. They become quite canny and devious as they grow older.

Caution!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

48 * places beer on the back edge of bar *

* steps back *

* deep, calming breath *

* iaijutsu slice removes cap without touching bottle *

* catches flying bottle cap on flat of blade *

* flips it into trash *

* sheathes katana *

* pushes beer across bar *

* bows *
Posted by: Samurai bartender at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

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*still waiting for sliced onion volcano*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2026 10:14 PM (wpRMV)

49 Oh, by the way....hi D2s!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 10:15 PM (jCKWs)

50 No, oxymoron is not an Ace of Spades term.
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How about "Polymoronity"?

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 26, 2026 10:15 PM (vSvIl)

51 I doubt the President even came in there minds while doing that. Just general narcissism, for clicks and viral moments.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 26, 2026 10:13 PM (PGK1w)

Team captain should have ejected both players from the game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:15 PM (peOdB)

52

I don't think my digital kitchen scale measures in rice.

Or does it....

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (Cqx++)

53 That's nice, but how much is the drink without the show, buddy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)

54 Both are east of St. George. Google maps says Zion is about an hour away and Bryce is about 2 hours away.
Posted by: TRex - park ranger dino at September 26, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)

Thanks, next time we're around there, we might check them out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

55 Two student leaders at Appalachian State University alerted police after spotting an anonymous social media post threatening a mass shooting at a campus screening of “We Will Dance Again,” a documentary about the massacre of Israeli music festival-goers on October 7.

Evelyn Annette Summers, who is in her early 20s, was arrested March 24 and charged with one felony count of communicating a threat of mass violence on educational property, according to North Carolina court records.

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AWFLs being awful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (ndZc7)

56 {{{Nurse!Marie!}}} Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (BJzO2)

57 Good evening morons и слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

58 Oh, by the way....hi D2s!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 10:15 PM (jCKWs)


Howdy COMM!

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

59 49 Oh, by the way....hi D2s!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 10:15 PM
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Howdy COMM!

Posted by: TRex - counting rice dino at September 26, 2026 10:17 PM (XfIK1)

60 >>Sigh... Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?

Don't worry, most girls grow our of it by the time they are out of 100.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)

61 Yay, Club ONT! Thanks Disco and Dino!

That is some barkeeper's showmanship. I especially liked the squared off ice cube.

Great Saturday Night joke too!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 26, 2026 10:17 PM (D/6p1)

62 Team captain should have ejected both players from the game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The player who pretended to pee on the field is one of the team captains.

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:18 PM (lJ0H4)

63 This is the part of the recent state dinner for Chairman Xi at the White House they didn't want you to see:

https://tinyurl.com/7n5a9kyy
Posted by: Don Black at September 26, 2026 10:13 PM (ZxPkt)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:18 PM (peOdB)

64 52

I don't think my digital kitchen scale measures in rice.

Or does it....

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (Cqx++)

My son's rice cooker does...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 10:18 PM (l3cgK)

65 Caution - they're known to congregate together and travel in packs. This only magnifies the blast radius.

Posted by: TRex - duck and cover dino at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (XfIK1)

This one's a loner, and I really don't want her to be socially stunted, but it looks like I have no choice. I don't need her to be an extrovert, just someone who doesn't retreat into a book when waiting with her classmates for five minutes.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be patient at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM (Wt5PA)

66
Lol Jack,

Our daughter is in her 40's and is still *ucked up.

Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM (/QHx4)

67 30 Sigh... Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be patient at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM
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Caution - they're known to congregate together and travel in packs. This only magnifies the blast radius.
Posted by: TRex - duck and cover dino at September 26, 2026 10:12 PM (XfIK1)
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Animaniacs had a character like that--Katie Ka-Boom. She was 16, not 13, but I think the principle still holds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM (FZ29D)

68 17 *shaking the rime of the ancient mariner outta my shoes*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at September 26, 2026 10:04 PM
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Sorry. Mandatory Maiden is part of the Wednesday ONT program, not usually part of Club ONT. Check back on Wednesday.

Posted by: TRex - friend of eddie dino at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM (XfIK1)

69 My son's rice cooker does...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Gee, how much time does she waste counting?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM (ftFVW)

70
communicating a threat of mass violence on educational property

Is "educational property" something special?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)

71 The player who pretended to pee on the field is one of the team captains.
Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:18 PM (lJ0H4)

Then the coach should eject him from the game, and rescind his position as captain.

Or kick him so hard in the balls that he has to reach down his own throat to jerk off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:20 PM (peOdB)

72 Top 10 Comments are hysterical you morons are a witty bunch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

73 17 year old girls can be...unpredictable.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 26, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)

74 69 My son's rice cooker does...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Gee, how much time does she waste counting?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM (ftFVW)

My wife has some cookbooks from Hong Kong that measures in catties...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 10:21 PM (l3cgK)

75 I want that bartender at my Christmas parties.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Who, Doof's apprentice? That guy?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2026 10:21 PM (NnhvP)

76 Evelyn Annette Summers, who is in her early 20s, was arrested March 24 and charged with one felony count of communicating a threat of mass violence on educational property, according to North Carolina court records.

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AWFLs being awful.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 26, 2026 10:16 PM (ndZc7)

Why bother arresting them? Maybe it's about time that people start getting the crap beaten out of them instead. Arrest and release is a badge of honor for these people. A couple of broken arms or ribs might put a damper on their ardor for doing such things.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

77 Does that meaning using school property to communicate the threat, doing it on school property or the threat was going to be on school property?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)

78 74 69 My son's rice cooker does...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Gee, how much time does she waste counting?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM (ftFVW)

My wife has some cookbooks from Hong Kong that measures in catties...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 10:21 PM (l3cgK)

Insert Chinese Restaurant Cat joke here...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)

79 Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be patient at September 26, 2026 10:09 PM (Wt5PA)
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A 14 year old girl.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

80
My wife has some cookbooks from Hong Kong that measures in catties...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


The DO eat cats!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:22 PM (Cqx++)

81 Why bother arresting them? Maybe it's about time that people start getting the crap beaten out of them instead. Arrest and release is a badge of honor for these people. A couple of broken arms or ribs might put a damper on their ardor for doing such things.


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Societal disapprobation emphatically expressed with brass knuckles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (wpRMV)

82 Animaniacs had a character like that--Katie Ka-Boom. She was 16, not 13, but I think the principle still holds.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


An anime running this past season, Kaiju Girl Caramelise, did something like that, too. About a girl who would start to turn literally monstrous when she got emotional.

Attention from her crush turned her into Godzilla.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

83 My son's rice cooker does...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Gee, how much time does she waste counting?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM (ftFVW)

Damn, this is a good comment. Your eyes glide over it at first as nothing special, then on replay, you catch the subtle nuances. Well played. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)

84 Does that meaning using school property to communicate the threat, doing it on school property or the threat was going to be on school property?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Doesn't matter... property is a vestige of the patriarchy REEEEEEEE!

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (ftFVW)

85 Caution - they're known to congregate together and travel in packs. This only magnifies the blast radius.
Posted by: TRex - duck and cover dino

When teenage girls congregate....Half the collective I.Q. When teenage boys congregate...Half the collective I.Q. by EACH boy,

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (BJzO2)

86 Animaniacs had a character like that--Katie Ka-Boom. She was 16, not 13, but I think the principle still holds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM
***
Always sympathized with Buttons. Poor dog.

Posted by: TRex - OK lady! dino at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (XfIK1)

87 When teenage girls congregate....Half the collective I.Q. When teenage boys congregate...Half the collective I.Q. by EACH boy,

Posted by: Some Rat

So true. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:24 PM (lJ0H4)

88 87 When teenage girls congregate....Half the collective I.Q. When teenage boys congregate...Half the collective I.Q. by EACH boy,

Posted by: Some Rat

So true. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:24 PM (lJ0H4)

Alcohol intensifies the stupidity. Hey, watch this!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 10:25 PM (l3cgK)

89 Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?
Posted by: pookysgirl

Just check your memory!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2026 10:25 PM (NnhvP)

90 >>Lol Jack,

>>Our daughter is in her 40's and is still *ucked up.

You're all pretty much nuts. But then so are we.

It's all about which nuts fits with yours

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 10:26 PM (viF8m)

91 Dang it.

I went into my bedroom and saw all four of my kitties chilling out.

Naturally, I went to grab my phone so I could snap a picture and when I got back. Allie jumped off the bed before I could get a good pic.

*sigh*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 10:26 PM (FZ29D)

92 Societal disapprobation emphatically expressed with brass knuckles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (wpRMV)

Knucks, blackjacks, lead pipes, all would be appropriate persuaders.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:26 PM (1Ff7Z)

93 *looks at COTW*
*kicks dirt*
I will have to do better.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)

94 When teenage girls congregate....Half the collective I.Q. When teenage boys congregate...Half the collective I.Q. by EACH boy,

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (BJzO2)
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I've done a number of incredibly stupid things on my own.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)

95 TRex - OK lady! dino

Uh, somethin' you ain't tellin' us, Rex?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

96 Naturally, I went to grab my phone so I could snap a picture and when I got back. Allie jumped off the bed before I could get a good pic.

*sigh*
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

She knew you were getting your phone.

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:28 PM (lJ0H4)

97 *looks at COTW*
*kicks dirt*
I will have to do better.
Posted by: Diogenes

Have you considered a large cash bribe?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:28 PM (BJzO2)

98 COMM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 10:28 PM (yEz+x)

99 *looks at COTW*
*kicks dirt*
I will have to do better.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)

Eh. Its all about wit and timing. And whether or not Doof and Trex are paying attention.

Lol. My phone tried to autocorrect 'wit'. Story of my life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:28 PM (zZu0s)

100
Our daughter lives 4 hours from us. We live four blocks from our four grandchildren. Screwed up daughter has not met the grandchildren. She refuses to come here because I might talk about Trump.

Her loss.

Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2026 10:29 PM (/QHx4)

101 So. Totally off topic...
A half mile down the road from me today, an accident happened. As I drove by, it didn't appear to look like much, so I continued on my way. Coming back home to come up my mountain, the road was closed. I had to drive 35+ miles further to try and get home. Closed up there as well. It took me 3 hours to get home, that usually takes 40 minutes. I'm very much concerned that there was a death, just down the road from me. Hurts my heart. Many prayers for whoever this happened to.🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 10:29 PM (jCKWs)

102 Dang it.

I went into my bedroom and saw all four of my kitties chilling out.

***

Been a really long time since I saw four pussies in my bedroom.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB)

103 I've done a number of incredibly stupid things on my own.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)

If you wuz Linus Van Pelt, I'd say, "like waiting for the Great Pumpkin every Halloween?"

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:31 PM (1Ff7Z)

104 Animaniacs had a character like that--Katie Ka-Boom. She was 16, not 13, but I think the principle still holds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 10:19 PM
***
Always sympathized with Buttons. Poor dog.
Posted by: TRex - OK lady! dino at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM (XfIK1)

Friend of mine drew Yakko. He even directed a couple of episodes. He illustrated my 12 Days of MAGA, now available in paperback on Amazon..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 10:31 PM (08OqX)

105
Thanks, next time we're around there, we might check them out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Bryce is better and the drive up into the mountains past Escalante is beautiful.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2026 10:32 PM (NnhvP)

106 GO COUGS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 10:32 PM (yEz+x)

107 I've done a number of incredibly stupid things on my own.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Haven't we all.

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:32 PM (lJ0H4)

108 GO COUGS!

While I love the sentiment, this is a brutal watch. Just no depth.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:33 PM (BJzO2)

109 Been a really long time since I saw four pussies in my bedroom.
Posted by: Diogenes

Hello, humble brag.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 10:33 PM (ftFVW)

110 Eh. Its all about wit and timing. And whether or not Doof and Trex are paying attention.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:28 PM (zZu0s)


We're always paying attention!

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)

111 Sigh... Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?
Posted by: pookysgirl

I have 5 sisters and have experienced aunts, Grammies, my Mom and the Dear Mrs. I thought I knew all about girls of all ages.

Of my 7 children, only one is of the female persuasion and she joined in the fam at 13.

Good God! She terrified all of us except for Dear Wife. Epic battles - the boys would come to me with wide-eyed fear and exclaim - "We gotta get the hell out of here!! Mom's gonna kill Mary!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2026 10:34 PM (ktgTW)

112 >>Haven't we all.

You have no idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 10:34 PM (viF8m)

113 Bryce is better and the drive up into the mountains past Escalante is beautiful.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2026 10:32 PM (NnhvP)

Picked up Kid Prime this summer in SG and drove to far away Ioway, going past Zion up to SLC. Didn't see Escalante directions. Wouldn't mind going there, but Kid Secundus and asawa ko never have the same time off during school and probably too hot in summer.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

114 >I've done a number of incredibly stupid things on my own.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Haven't we all.

Posted by: Tuna
----

My life is a multi-volume cautionary tale

Posted by: Don Black at September 26, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt)

115 GO COUGS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 10:32 PM (yEz+x)


In case it hasn't been pointed out, Nurse is a woman with incredible intellect, courage and beauty.
Go Cougs indeed!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)

116 Some Rat! Holy cow!
How wonderful to see you! Never hesitate to call again my friend. So much love to you💕💕!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 10:36 PM (jCKWs)

117 If you wuz Linus Van Pelt, I'd say, "like waiting for the Great Pumpkin every Halloween?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:31 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Naah. That's sincere not stupid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

118 Good God! She terrified all of us except for Dear Wife. Epic battles - the boys would come to me with wide-eyed fear and exclaim - "We gotta get the hell out of here!! Mom's gonna kill Mary!!"
Posted by: Tonypete

Heh! My Sainted Mother and dear sister would go at it hammer and tongs, dad always had something to do in the garage at those times.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:37 PM (BJzO2)

119 Nice team you got there Texas.

Yeah, remember that politician that got sh*t from Cornyn last week for saying something about the UT graduation? When does he get his apology? I would be embarrassed for Texas but Austin doesn't really count.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2026 10:37 PM (vTZFs)

120 Friend of mine drew Yakko. He even directed a couple of episodes.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 10:31 PM
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Wow!!

Posted by: TRex - animated dino at September 26, 2026 10:38 PM (XfIK1)

121 In case it hasn't been pointed out, Nurse is a woman with incredible intellect, courage and beauty.
Go Cougs indeed!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)

Does she always chant Huck the Fuskies during games?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

122 Good evening! I am grateful my Ole Miss autocorrect could tee up a top comment!

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

123 Some Rat! Holy cow!
How wonderful to see you! Never hesitate to call again my friend. So much love to you💕💕!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

How very kind of you! Will make a point of calling soon!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:39 PM (BJzO2)

124 Waiting for Godot or the Great Pumpkin. Same disappointing result.

Posted by: Lowered Expectations at September 26, 2026 10:39 PM (Fn+3X)

125 And, of course, GO DAWGS!

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

126 The thug behavior from the Texas team will be welcomed and rewarded in the NFL. The more crass and transgressive, the better.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

127 Does she always chant Huck the Fuskies during games?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

Doubtful, if sober, but given four or five cosmos anything is possible.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)

128 121 In case it hasn't been pointed out, Nurse is a woman

Those exist?

Posted by: Ketanji Jackson at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (88C+u)

129 Good evening, Horde!

I swear I last saw that joke saying 'hearse' not 'van'.

The museum was funny.

Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?
Posted by: pookysgirl


A 17-year-old girl?

This one's a loner, and I really don't want her to be socially stunted, but it looks like I have no choice. I don't need her to be an extrovert, just someone who doesn't retreat into a book when waiting with her classmates for five minutes.
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be patient


I resemble that remark, just from the other gender perspective....

Job hunt update:
Found a legit nibble from a recruiter (as in, replying to my application) in my spam folder this morning. So hopefully will be a screening call Monday/Tuesday for that position.

Continued prayer for M's grandmother for healing and recovery, please, and for M who has to take care of her.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 26, 2026 10:41 PM (aJQbY)

130 I played in the dirt today. Well not played, I was digging around the hydrant that my idiot horse bent because he managed to catch his halter on the head and then panicked. I now know that I have at least a 5 foot bury depth model. I think it is 5ft and not 6ft but I have to dig some more to be certain. Part of me is thinking I could just flip a coin and if I'm wrong the hydrant will just be lower or higher to the ground, but I do want to get it dug out enough to be easy to replace.

And I should replace 2 to 3 hydrants. I have another one with a cracked head. I bought a replacement head but am not confident of getting the old cracked head off without messing up the hydrant. And another hyrdrant leaks. Ah the joys of country life.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 26, 2026 10:42 PM (PV+Zw)

131 Good evening! I am grateful my Ole Miss autocorrect could tee up a top comment!
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)


Better than the one that killed you

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:43 PM (QMAsf)

132 And, of course, GO DAWGS!
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

Pipes...
Pipes...
Pipes...
So much hope....and now so much despair.
We of the Pullman persuasion are dismayed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)

133 The thug behavior from the Texas team will be welcomed and rewarded in the NFL. The more crass and transgressive, the better.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

Was this a college ball game, or NFL?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:43 PM (peOdB)

134 I just watched the Bananas play the Texas Tailgaters at the Rangers stadium to a full house. Nobody behaved like a thug or cretin.

Posted by: Only Sport I Watch (well, maybe the 3rd period in the NHL playoffs) at September 26, 2026 10:43 PM (Fn+3X)

135 Sigh... Is there any creature on Earth that's as tempestuous as a 13-year-old girl?
Posted by: pookysgirl

When my oldest turned 13, and I had hit the end of my rope with her, I called my mama crying asking when this would get better. She replied she thought 32 was a good age.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

136 Today my h.s. g.f called to complain 20 minutes about the first girl I ever kissed.

So don't ask me about girls.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

137 132 And, of course, GO DAWGS!
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

Pipes...
Pipes...
Pipes...
So much hope....and now so much despair.
We of the Pullman persuasion are dismayed.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10

I am so sorry, I can’t really hear you because there are a lot of triple woofs happening.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

138 Was this a college ball game, or NFL?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

College. TX vs TN. PDT was there.

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:47 PM (lJ0H4)

139 Posted by: TRex - animated dino at September 26, 2026 10:38 PM (XfIK1)

His name is Lenord Robinson. Collaborating with him was like working with Mozart:

"I'm thinking of a scene where Biden falls down a flight of steps"

Lenord draws for maybe 30 seconds, then shows me the page - hilarity ensues..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 10:47 PM (08OqX)

140 6 20 days until the 11th TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2026 10:00 PM (+fdRY)

TX MoMe XI.

FiFY

: )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 26, 2026 10:48 PM (XUHiS)

141 I just watched the Bananas play the Texas Tailgaters at the Rangers stadium to a full house. Nobody behaved like a thug or cretin.
Posted by: Only Sport I Watch (well, maybe the 3rd period in the NHL playoffs)

Time to ban this semi-pro bullshit. Intermural? Fine, you're here to get an education. The rest is window dressing.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:48 PM (BJzO2)

142 Thanks, Disco & Dino, for Club ONT!

Wowza, Samurai Bartender puts on quite a show. Sure, I did some bartending in Japan but I... uh... I never learned *all that*!

Sorry, horde. I gots no gimmicks.

Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

143 133 The thug behavior from the Texas team will be welcomed and rewarded in the NFL. The more crass and transgressive, the better.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

Was this a college ball game, or NFL?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026

College. It was classy behavior.🙄 They are getting raked across the coals for it. Prob feels like thousands of southern mamas grabbing his ear and pulling him off the field.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

144 35 Nice vulgar display by that Texas player in front of PDT. Later in the game a Texas player made a touchdown. His celebrated by smelling his b*lls and pretending to faint. Again, in front of the president. Nice team you got there Texas.
Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:10 PM (lJ0H4)

UT Austin. Just sayin.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 26, 2026 10:49 PM (XUHiS)

145 ...Half the collective I.Q. by EACH boy,

Posted by: Some Rat

Also applies to any group of bicycle riders over one.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2026 10:49 PM (ktgTW)

146 College. TX vs TN. PDT was there.
Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2026 10:47 PM (lJ0H4)

Sounds like the MAGA students at that school need to visit this shitheel, and administer a tuneup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:49 PM (peOdB)

147 In case it hasn't been pointed out, Nurse is a woman

Those exist?
Posted by: Ketanji Jackson at September 26, 2026 10:40 PM (88C+u)


Indeed.
I was able to watch her shooting at the range. Accurate and a really nice as...errr...coquettish smile after drilling the target.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:50 PM (2WIwB)

148 Thanks, Disco & Dino, for Club ONT!

Wowza, Samurai Bartender puts on quite a show. Sure, I did some bartending in Japan but I... uh... I never learned *all that*!

Sorry, horde. I gots no gimmicks.
Posted by: JQ

Thank you for that, I was remiss in my compliments to our hosts!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:51 PM (BJzO2)

149 131 Good evening! I am grateful my Ole Miss autocorrect could tee up a top comment!
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

Better than the one that killed you
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:43 PM

I wish it killed me again this week! It was rough sailing there for a bit.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

150 Finished, The Big Heat, with Glenn Ford and attractive Gloria Grahame, thanks polynikes.
Many recognizable bit players along the way. - The cops had revolvers, the, homage to WWII vets, had 45s and the villain, Lee Marvin had a Luger.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2026 10:51 PM (VPNgR)

151 You guys think you got it bad.
I spent two or three minutes trying to figure out why nurse was playing the piano on her phone, drunk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 26, 2026 10:52 PM (6ydKt)

152 How do you direct a cartoon character? What is his motivation?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

153 Thanks, Disco & Dino, for Club ONT!

Wowza, Samurai Bartender puts on quite a show. Sure, I did some bartending in Japan but I... uh... I never learned *all that*!

Sorry, horde. I gots no gimmicks.
Posted by: JQ

Thank you for that, I was remiss in my compliments to our hosts!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:51 PM (BJzO2)


Howdy to you both!

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:52 PM (QMAsf)

154 Sounds like the MAGA students at that school need to visit this shitheel, and administer a tuneup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:49 PM (peOdB)

I’ll have them arrested, I should have YOU arrested.

With no liberty and Justice for some.

Posted by: Jose Garza Travis County DA at September 26, 2026 10:54 PM (XUHiS)

155
Finished, The Big Heat, with Glenn Ford and attractive Gloria Grahame, thanks polynikes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _


Want some coffee?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:54 PM (Cqx++)

156 I am so sorry, I can’t really hear you because there are a lot of triple woofs happening.
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:46 PM (ZdaMQ)


I find that a few fire hydrants work well to quiet the mutts.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

157 I wish it killed me again this week! It was rough sailing there for a bit.
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:51 PM (ZdaMQ)


Glad you're feeling better! You do realize no matter how sick you were, you weren't getting the night off tomorrow, right?

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:54 PM (QMAsf)

158 Back at it…

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 26, 2026 10:54 PM (XUHiS)

159 Was this a college ball game, or NFL?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:43 PM (peOdB)
====
College Texas v Tennessee

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:55 PM (RIvkX)

160 When I was a kid my family went on a road trip to Alabama and we visited Helen Keller's home. My sister and I were sitting in the back of the car making Helen Keller jokes so dad told us to knock it off and be on our best behavior. We did OK for a while until we got to the front yard and there was a tree with a huge dent in it about four feet off the ground.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at September 26, 2026 10:55 PM (tRYqg)

161 39 “Unsportsmanlike conduct, Number 1, simulating using the restroom." 😂😂

Glad he didn't call it on number 2...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 10:11 PM (08OqX)
___________________________

Sadly, that wasn't even the worst one. Instapundit has the other one highlighted. But, here is the video on X.

https://tinyurl.com/2zzxafdy

Posted by: Orson at September 26, 2026 10:56 PM (dIske)

162 How do you direct a cartoon character? What is his motivation?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Someone pointed out the reason Chuck Jones was so great was his ability to get the most out of his characters acting.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:56 PM (BJzO2)

163 Was this a college ball game, or NFL?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:43 PM (peOdB)
====
College Texas v Tennessee
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 10:55 PM (RIvkX)

***

So...
NFL Triple A league.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:56 PM (2WIwB)

164 Tonight we went to Globe Life Stadium in Arlington to see the Texas Tailgaters play the Savannah Bananas! 😲😲😲

(And now, the story on how we snagged tickets: seeing the Savannah Bananas was a Bucket List item, but tickets are impossible to get. I took a chance and wrote their front office, explained my terminal diagnosis, and asked if they had an "adult" version of "Make A Wish" - I figured the answer would be "No", but I also figured it wouldn't hurt to just ask.

Well, they got back to me with 2 tickets to see the game! So Paul and I went tonight and had an absolute blast 😊♥️. A very nice thank you note will be headed their way tonight -)

We were easily some of the oldest fans there, but it didn't matter - it was really sweet to see so many young kids and families there, having a wonderful time. It was also nice to see the teams praying together before the game, to see fans proud to sing the National Anthem, and to see veterans honored by the entire crowd. We always seem to hear the worst about people on the news, so it was a refreshing reminder that most people are really nice.

The Texas Tailgaters won 3-0 tonight 🥳🎊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 26, 2026 10:56 PM (24jjN)

165 . Hurts my heart. Many prayers for whoever this happened to.🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September

That is hard, I am sorry.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

166 Last thread someone spoke about the difference between Hitler and Stalin..to me its that Stalin didn't believe in "communism" it was just what he rode to become Tsar. I believe Hitler really believed that Jews were evil, Aryans were superior and all that. At first confiscating the Jewish wealth was a moneymaker but they spent much resources and manpower that they really needed for the war on the extermination process. Also they refused as much as they could, even with their inherent troop shortage, to use volunteer Russians to fight the USSR because they were "inferior Slavs". Once again, against their pragmatic interests. Stalin gladly took anything he could get from the " capitalists" and wanted more.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 26, 2026 10:58 PM (3/XaG)

167 That bartender went to the Great Muta school of bartending and pro wrestling.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 26, 2026 10:59 PM (QaH55)

168 When I was a kid my family went on a road trip to Alabama and we visited Helen Keller's home. My sister and I were sitting in the back of the car making Helen Keller jokes so dad told us to knock it off and be on our best behavior. We did OK for a while until we got to the front yard and there was a tree with a huge dent in it about four feet off the ground.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at September 26, 2026 10:55 PM (tRYqg)

***
OMG
I just laughed my ass off.
Inappropriate? Maybe.
Or maybe not.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB)

169 157 I wish it killed me again this week! It was rough sailing there for a bit.
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 10:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

Glad you're feeling better! You do realize no matter how sick you were, you weren't getting the night off tomorrow, right?
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:54 PM (QMAsf

Neither rain, sleet, snow nor projectile vomiting…

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 11:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

170 Heh! My Sainted Mother and dear sister would go at it hammer and tongs, dad always had something to do in the garage at those times.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 10:37 PM (BJzO2)

Y'know, I'm pretty sure we have enough room in the garage for me to set up my own woodworking shop. My dad would happily "lend" me some of his old tools too.

Of course, that would leave Pooky to deal with Pookette, and that would probably result in a literal nuclear explosion.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to stay out of the national news at September 26, 2026 11:00 PM (Wt5PA)

171 Or kick him so hard in the balls that he has to reach down his own throat to jerk off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 10:20 PM (peOdB)

Now thats one I never heard before. Well done. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2026 11:00 PM (S41Gd)

172 20-17 UT defeats UT

It's T for Texas
T for Tennessee
yes it's
T for Texas 'n
T for Thelma
the girl made a fool of me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2026 11:00 PM (VPNgR)

173 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 26, 2026 10:56 PM (24jjN)
======

Very plucky of you *fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 11:01 PM (RIvkX)

174 Of course, that would leave Pooky to deal with Pookette, and that would probably result in a literal nuclear explosion.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to stay out of the national news at September 26, 2026 11:00 PM (Wt5PA)

You must explain this pooky thing and how that name ever came into existence. That was my brother's nickname when he was a baby. To this day I still don't know why or where it came from.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2026 11:02 PM (S41Gd)

175 Eh. Its all about wit and timing. And whether or not Doof and Trex are paying attention.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

We're always paying attention!
Posted by: Doof


I'm sometimes surprised by which of mine make the CotW cut, and which don't.

Disagreeing with my take is probably a good sign for Doof and TRex's sanity, though.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)

176 {{{Teresa}}} Looking forward to seeing you!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2026 11:03 PM (BJzO2)

177 Wowza, Samurai Bartender puts on quite a show. Sure, I did some bartending in Japan but I... uh... I never learned *all that*!

Sorry, horde. I gots no gimmicks.
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

Wasn't in the mood for a 7 layer pousse cafe anyhow. Wild Turkey 101 over a single cube would be fine..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 11:04 PM (08OqX)

178 Piper. Glad you're feeling better! You do realize no matter how sick you were, you weren't getting the night off tomorrow, right
Gosh, I hope it wasn't COVID....omg😁

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 11:05 PM (jCKWs)

179 How do you direct a cartoon character? What is his motivation?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Since he ceases to exist if people stop drawing him, I'd say that's his motivation.

Posted by: mikeski, puffing and passing at September 26, 2026 11:05 PM (VHUov)

180 Lido Shuffle, aka Texas Blues

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2026 11:08 PM (VPNgR)

181 I saw Fight Nights at Freddies 2. Not as good as the original which was ok. Too many horror movie tropes recycled which is interesting because the game it is based on was successful because it was different and new.

Made a fair amount of money though.

And I have to laugh because the guy that made Five nights got outed as a Christian and almost cancelled for it. Note, he wasn't political, the attempt to cancel him was solely for his faith.

He got himself uncancelled enough to now get two movies bade out of the games.

Maybe some sanity is returning to the world?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2026 11:08 PM (sKqQm)

182 Wild Turkey 101 over a single cube would be fine..
Posted by: Joe Kidd

You got it!

Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2026 11:08 PM (rdVOm)

183 That bartender went to the Great Muta school of bartending and pro wrestling.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

I'd like to see the sumo bartender.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 11:08 PM (ftFVW)

184 178 Piper. Glad you're feeling better! You do realize no matter how sick you were, you weren't getting the night off tomorrow, right
---

Self employed, contract workers don't get days off.
She knows that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2026 11:09 PM (VPNgR)

185 Oh my gosh! I so love it here!


'I’m going to sleep because my energy has left the group chat.'
Love youz!!!
Good night loves, and thanks doubleDs❣️❣️💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 11:13 PM (jCKWs)

186 Crusademaxxing

@Ironlilyart Mar 7
The event in video was from Taiwan. We have a quite large LARP community, and they holding several events nearly every months, which are pretty fun.

We also have our official(?) Ordo Mediare LARP band that I have involved. Several cosplayers, larpers, even formar SCA player gathered together, and my role is helping them design the costumes, like a real Draper in the Ordo.😊

By now, our band has grown around 30 members. They not only join Taiwan LARP battle events, also parades, renaissance fairs, archery contest, and even appeared in one of the biggest LARP event - DrachenFest Germany in 2025. They're now so international, I'm very proud of them!
x.com/Ironlilyart/status/2030500358385209506

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2026 11:13 PM (nEUC6)

187 63 This is the part of the recent state dinner for Chairman Xi at the White House they didn't want you to see:

https://tinyurl.com/7n5a9kyy
Posted by: Don Black at September 26, 2026 10:13 PM (ZxPkt)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--

winner!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2026 11:14 PM (VPNgR)

188 You must explain this pooky thing and how that name ever came into existence. That was my brother's nickname when he was a baby. To this day I still don't know why or where it came from.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2026 11:02 PM (S41Gd)

I was a freshman in a local college and Pooky was a junior in high school. We hadn't been together for even a year at this point. Some of my new friends wanted to get together for something, and I said that I had a date with Pooky that night. "Bring him along!" said the extrovert enthusiastically. I nervously admitted that I didn't know if he (or his parents) would agree to a sudden change in plans. The friend mimed calling him and said, "Honey, Sweetheart, Pookyyyy, won't you come with me tonight? Kisses!" I objected, "Pooky?! I don't call him *that*!" My friends all chimed, "YOU DO NOW!"

Needless to say, it stuck.

Posted by: pookysgirl hopes that explains it at September 26, 2026 11:14 PM (Wt5PA)

189 Those magic moments when about two days of snipping out parts, removing evidence of where you snipped, researching colors, puzzling in 3D how to translate the 2D instructions to assemble the parts, painting, and gluing; just so in about fifteen minutes all the various interior parts snap into fuselage and you are ready to close the fuselage up with glue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2026 11:16 PM (2GVsD)

190 152 How do you direct a cartoon character? What is his motivation?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women

Posted by: Tweety Bird at September 26, 2026 11:16 PM (r7+Q7)

191 I like this podcast, 1000 hours outside, because it encourages everyone to play outside, kids to play more, etc. but they are talking about people who disappear in national parks/wild spaces and now i'm feeling paranoid. (Book is called Cold Vanish and it sounds interesting but scary). Shit changes for you when you have kids! Everything hits different.

No bevvie yet, hoping to exercise first.

Posted by: Funsize at September 26, 2026 11:20 PM (3j87q)

192 101 So. Totally off topic...
A half mile down the road from me today, an accident happened. As I drove by, it didn't appear to look like much, so I continued on my way. Coming back home to come up my mountain, the road was closed. I had to drive 35+ miles further to try and get home. Closed up there as well. It took me 3 hours to get home, that usually takes 40 minutes. I'm very much concerned that there was a death, just down the road from me. Hurts my heart. Many prayers for whoever this happened to.🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: COMountainMarie
---

Probably something severe like a ruptured gas tank causing toxic spill requiring massive reclamation. If they had let it go it would have disappeared in two days. The earth resolves but does not give grift.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2026 11:20 PM (VPNgR)

193 188

I love this story!

Again, good night pals!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 26, 2026 11:22 PM (jCKWs)

194 We're always paying attention!
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)

So. We know Doof's feelings on flock cameras.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2026 11:22 PM (Y/06r)

195 The "top" of the Grand Staircase is the Cedar Breaks National Monument, but don't go there thinking you're going to do a lot of hiking. I was just there 3 weeks ago and got the worst gas mileage of the trip.
The parking lot of the Visitor Center is 10,381' above sea level. You pant a lot.
If you're in that area, don't miss the Parowan Gap Petroglyphs. It's a natural cut through a ridge, maybe a hundred yards long, but the rocks are covered in petroglyphs. I've never seen so many in my life total, not just in one place. There's a few 19th century "killroy was here" rock scratchings as well.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 26, 2026 11:23 PM (iYF/u)

196 Well, I have gone through my email contact list, and notified everybody I can of the email change.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 11:23 PM (peOdB)

197 First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women
Posted by: Tweety Bird

If you can corner them.

Posted by: Pepe LePew at September 26, 2026 11:27 PM (rujGJ)

198 I am off to bed. Have fun in here! But not too much fun.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 11:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

199 133 The thug behavior from the Texas team will be welcomed and rewarded in the NFL. The more crass and transgressive, the better.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
---

Anti-trannny on the football field?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2026 11:28 PM (VPNgR)

200
The City of the Edge of Forever episode of Star Trek TOS is on MeTV right now. That's the Edith Keeler (Joan Collins) episode, where Kirk and Edith walk in front of Floyd's Barber Shop from the Mayberry set.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2026 11:29 PM (w6EFb)

201 How do you direct a cartoon character? What is his motivation?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women
Posted by: Tweety Bird at September 26, 2026 11:16 PM (r7+Q7)

Here's one of his recent videos where he explains a bit of his approach to storytelling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHSTHUXdyss

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 11:30 PM (08OqX)

202 >> notified everybody I can of the email change.

I just got that email from you, I see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2026 11:30 PM (w6EFb)

203 That bartender went to the Great Muta school of bartending and pro wrestling.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 26, 2026 10:59 PM (QaH55)

Oh yeah? Where's his red face?

Real technical match between Muta and Hogan in Japan. See, Hogan could actually wrestle.

(no full match found)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 11:31 PM (1Ff7Z)

204 AOS seems bound and determined to use my old email address.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 11:32 PM (peOdB)

205 I just got that email from you, I see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2026 11:30 PM (w6EFb)

Ah, good!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2026 11:33 PM (peOdB)

206 Clear your browser and tell it to forget everything.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2026 11:34 PM (VPNgR)

207 There's a few 19th century "killroy was here" rock scratchings as well.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 26, 2026 11:23 PM (iYF/u)

Funny that you're not allowed to make your own petroglyphs. I mean, in a couple of hundred years they'll be ancient too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 11:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

208 Comes test, 1, 2, gotta pee

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at September 26, 2026 11:38 PM (ENA4W)

209 Taking a whiz on the field may be one of the reasons that sometimes you take a career ending injury.

Football is stupid. They take out their own talent and But in some instances it may make sense.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 26, 2026 11:39 PM (5C90x)

210 200
The City of the Edge of Forever episode of Star Trek TOS is on MeTV right now. That's the Edith Keeler (Joan Collins) episode, where Kirk and Edith walk in front of Floyd's Barber Shop from the Mayberry set.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2026 11:29 PM (w6EFb)

That's the episode where truck-kun takes Joan Collins...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 11:43 PM (l3cgK)

211 OK, WiFi to the rescue.

Life went to shit "gradually, then all at once", as Hemingway put it. Typing from a hospital bed days from employment and insurance expiring. Phone suspended for nonpayment. Oh, and my lymph edema is so bad I can't walk or operate my car.

When it was cancer, brothers and sisters, I had it made in comparison.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at September 26, 2026 11:43 PM (ENA4W)

212 The "top" of the Grand Staircase is the Cedar Breaks National Monument, but don't go there thinking you're going to do a lot of hiking. I was just there 3 weeks ago and got the worst gas mileage of the trip.
The parking lot of the Visitor Center is 10,381' above sea level. You pant a lot.
If you're in that area, don't miss the Parowan Gap Petroglyphs. It's a natural cut through a ridge, maybe a hundred yards long, but the rocks are covered in petroglyphs. I've never seen so many in my life total, not just in one place. There's a few 19th century "killroy was here" rock scratchings as well.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 26, 2026 11:23 PM (iYF/u)

Been there. Took some great video with a DAT camera I had at the time. Lost in the divorce, unfortunately. Probably means I need to go back...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 26, 2026 11:44 PM (08OqX)

213 207 There's a few 19th century "killroy was here" rock scratchings as well.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 26, 2026 11:23 PM (iYF/u)

Funny that you're not allowed to make your own petroglyphs. I mean, in a couple of hundred years they'll be ancient too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2026 11:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

It's all ancient graffiti...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 11:45 PM (l3cgK)

214 Brother Tim, I wish there was anything I could do for you!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 26, 2026 11:48 PM (aJQbY)

215 As for the WhizKid...at least he didn't go Carmelo first.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 26, 2026 11:48 PM (bwLU5)

216 Well played. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 10:23 PM

Great catch - I did gloss over it like you said. Then on replay I missed it again. Only when I read your comment did I finally clue in.

It's comments like She Hobbit's that make this place what it is

Posted by: 496 at September 26, 2026 11:50 PM (kKD6e)

217 How about the Thorazine Shuffle? Government Mule. A good song from a good band.

Posted by: St_Louis_Arch at September 26, 2026 11:51 PM (S5W//)

218 Life went to shit "gradually, then all at once", as Hemingway put it.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez


Prayers, Brother.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2026 11:52 PM (VHUov)

219 Oxymoron does make sense at AoS.

It's what you get when an AoS Moron or 'Ette is in an area with higher than normal levels of oxygen.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2026 11:54 PM (qx7Zg)

220
Cordrazine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at September 26, 2026 11:55 PM (w6EFb)

221 Chicken wings are more like a snack, not a lunch. Fair game. We'll eat 5 and leave you 4.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 26, 2026 11:56 PM (5C90x)

222 Great catch - I did gloss over it like you said. Then on replay I missed it again. Only when I read your comment did I finally clue in.

It's comments like She Hobbit's that make this place what it is
Posted by: 496

Maybe too subtle. Could have used some help from Ben Roethlisberger.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 26, 2026 11:56 PM (ftFVW)

223 Happy Saturday Horde, made it just under the wire.

Prayers up for you Brother Tim.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 26, 2026 11:57 PM (ibDUx)

224 If JQ needs a night off, the 2 D's should find and refurbish one of these "office" machines.

https://youtu.be/atN1jT3nHB0?t=61

If you work somewhere where this is NSFW, you have my condolences.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2026 11:58 PM (qx7Zg)

225 Not being a hunter, and not living in a rural area, I don't quite get the 'Trickery' one.

Again I fail to make it into the Top 10ish.

Not to worry. There's always next week.

Thank you for ONT Disco and Dino.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 26, 2026 11:58 PM (QGaXH)

226 Life went to shit "gradually, then all at once", as Hemingway put it.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez

Prayers, Brother.
Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2026 11:52 PM (VHUov)

Ditto..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 27, 2026 12:00 AM (08OqX)

227 Not being a hunter, and not living in a rural area, I don't quite get the 'Trickery' one.

Again I fail to make it into the Top 10ish.

Not to worry. There's always next week.

Thank you for ONT Disco and Dino.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 26, 2026 11:58 PM (QGaXH)

It means the deer isn't smart enough to recognize the hunter in the tree stand as a threat. He is fixated on the bait.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:04 AM (peOdB)

228 Enjoyed the Curly Shuffle video. (I probably still have the 45 of that somewhere in the catacombs.) Great montage, showing the fantastic entertaining work those geniuses did.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nyuk nyuk nyuk is the correct spelling at September 27, 2026 12:07 AM (xRCm7)

229 Finally dared to peek again at my big toe-- ugh. At least it isn't broken. I think.

I slipped off the bottom stair with one foot yesterday morning, and hit hard with toes curled under. Yow! And then landed on the floor, of course. No other injury besides a scuffed finger from the final landing.

Toe swelled up & turned purple-black by last night and I couldn't even try to bend it without severe pain. A little lighter color this morning and could flex the muscle with less pain.

Tonight it's still ugly, and purple-red, but no more black. Hurts to flex, but *can* make it move a little.

***moar liquid painkiller***

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)

230 Ref had a golden opportunity. Unsportsmanlike conduct, Number 1, for simulating, um.... number 1.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at September 27, 2026 12:11 AM (0HINh)

231 Bringing my bewillowed comment up from last thread, just to be redundantly redundant:

Thanks to the morons that gave positive reviews of The Sheep Detectives. We watched it on Amazon, with only three bearable commercial interruptions, none in the last half (as opposed to broadcast which loads commercials in the later parts of movies).

Just thought we'd start watching it to see how it was, and ended up watching the whole thing. I'm not a big fan of this kind of live-action intelligent-animals (who can all talk to each other) films, but this one worked pretty well. Funny to see Wolverine as a shepherd.😜

That'll do, sheep.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it wasn't baaaad at September 27, 2026 12:14 AM (xRCm7)

232 Oh my gosh JQ, you sit down and rest, what can I get ya?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2026 12:15 AM (ibDUx)

233 Tonight it's still ugly, and purple-red, but no more black. Hurts to flex, but *can* make it move a little.

***moar liquid painkiller***
Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)

You should try the free office whisky machine I posted in 224.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2026 12:16 AM (qx7Zg)

234 …I slipped off the bottom stair with one foot yesterday morning, and hit hard with toes curled under. Yow! And then landed on the floor…
Posted by: JQ


Yaargh! Please JQ, no more falls. We are fragile and easy to break. We need you among us (and your guy does, too). Same goes for alla y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fragility and senility together again for the first time on any stage at September 27, 2026 12:18 AM (xRCm7)

235 Thanks, Debby & HotW-- I've got glass in hand already!

Funny: I explained to hubby yesterday that I'd *stubbed my toe* (for simplicity's sake you know) and, sweetheart that he is, he told me to raise up my foot so he could blow his cigarette smoke on it to cure it.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:19 AM (rdVOm)

236 I will be more careful, mindful!

I wear slip-proof socks around the house-- just doesn't work that well on carpet I guess. And, being so close to the bottom of stairs, had let go of the railings.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

237 Thanks for the ONT, D's.

I got one better, JQ. I was taking a shower and thought, "Say, this would be a good time to rinse off the bathtub mat!"

Turns out that was not a good idea at all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 27, 2026 12:26 AM (CHHv1)

238
166 Last thread someone spoke about the difference between Hitler and Stalin..to me its that Stalin didn't believe in "communism" it was just what he rode to become Tsar.”

There’s another difference I’ve seen. They both caused the deaths of millions, but Hitler focused on killing those he had no contact with. If you were his pal, you probably were ok.
Stalin, while killing millions, also took a demonic pleasure in killing almost everyone he DID know personally. His family (except his two children), his “friends”, and his colleagues, past and present. There was nothing more dangerous than being
a “friend” of Stalin‘s.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 12:27 AM (H8mUs)

239 OK, I have booked a hotel in Corsicana. Room with 2 beds. If other MoMee attendees are stuck for a room, I can share. It's Motel Six, but I stayed there last year, and it was fine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:27 AM (peOdB)

240 Reading upthread....

Brother Tim and RandomDave-- my prayers are with you both. My problems are *nothing* in comparison. Bless you and I hope you find solutions SOON.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm)

241 I ran across an interesting point of history I didn't know.

William Joyce, aka Lord Haw Haw, was a German newsreader/propagandist during WWII. After the war the British arrested and hanged him for treason. I had assumed he was a British citizen but...he wasn't.

He was born in the US to Irish parents. However he was in Britain working with the British fascists shortly before the start of WWII. He decided to flee to Germany and lied to get a British passport. The Brits used this as grounds to try him for treason.

Which is...well...an interesting legal theory. Now he got German citizenship in 1940 so he wasn't also guilty of treason against the US because we wouldn't enter the war until 41.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2026 12:29 AM (sKqQm)

242 Turns out that was not a good idea at all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Oh, no... [cringe] hope it didn't hurt *too much*!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)

243 Which is...well...an interesting legal theory. Now he got German citizenship in 1940 so he wasn't also guilty of treason against the US because we wouldn't enter the war until 41.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2026 12:29 AM (sKqQm)

He earned his date with the hangman, legal niceties be damned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:31 AM (peOdB)

244 Thanks mindful, we all need each other here, and take care of each other here, no place else like it.

It is still stormy outside, occasional bands of rain and gusty winds, but it is not anywhere near as bad as predicted. I had a brief power blip last night and I went to bed but power was restored in about 20 minutes. I am grateful.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2026 12:32 AM (ibDUx)

245
234 …I slipped off the bottom stair with one foot yesterday morning, and hit hard with toes curled under. Yow! And then landed on the floor…
Posted by: JQ

Ouch! I was mowing the lawn today, and was so glad no one was around to see me. I turned to mow around a tree, and somehow stepped on my own foot so I spun around and landed flat on my face. Luckily relatively soft grass so I was ok, but I must have looked a like a total retard having a spasm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 12:32 AM (H8mUs)

246 Ouch! I was mowing the lawn today, and was so glad no one was around to see me. I turned to mow around a tree, and somehow stepped on my own foot so I spun around and landed flat on my face. Luckily relatively soft grass so I was ok, but I must have looked a like a total retard having a spasm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 12:32 AM (H8mUs)

Good thing the lawnmower did not attack when you showed signs of weakness. They can be treacherous, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:33 AM (peOdB)

247 Doggie ran off to chase something many chasings

many many chasings

D0 not run over dog

Posted by: Harley Biker Week at September 27, 2026 12:35 AM (4RYRd)

248 Glad you're ok, Tom Servo. Yeah, I could trip over my own feet sometimes too. Nice that nobody was watching!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)

249 I got a severe toe injury while running in my stocking feet after pranking a neighbor. I ran into a giant tree root and it was not pretty. It was a good prank though, I put one of those DIVERSITY bumper stickers with all of the symbols on his car and he did not notice for a few days.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2026 12:38 AM (ibDUx)

250 Pray for Dixie

She is so small.\\\

They could run over her withiout even knowing

Posted by: Harley Biker Week at September 27, 2026 12:39 AM (4RYRd)

251
Miklos,

It is great to see you!

Posted by: four seasons at September 27, 2026 12:40 AM (/QHx4)

252 I got a severe toe injury while running in my stocking feet after pranking a neighbor. I ran into a giant tree root and it was not pretty. It was a good prank though, I put one of those DIVERSITY bumper stickers with all of the symbols on his car and he did not notice for a few days.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2026 12:38 AM (ibDUx)

Are you coming to the TX MoMee XI?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:40 AM (peOdB)

253 Was going to mow today, but grass was still wet from yesterday's pouring rain. Got to get to it tomorrow, grass is growing quickly again now that it's cooler.

Bonus was that rough n tough outdoor Cat decided to stay indoors last night. Was nice to have my lil buddy foot warmer again.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:41 AM (rdVOm)

254 They could run over her withiout even knowing
Posted by: Harley Biker Week at September 27, 2026 12:39 AM (4RYRd)

Watch out for owls!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:41 AM (peOdB)

255 When what to my wondering eyes should appear? I will pray for Dixie, she is a little angel.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2026 12:41 AM (ibDUx)

256 (Trying this again in the right thread)
Oh, hey, this is kinda late to the party, but here's this weekend's memes in case you missed 'em.

🟢 PowerLine funnies
https://tinyurl.com/3uu2m63b

🟢 Hoyt
https://bit.ly/hoyt-09-26-2026

🟢 Midwest Chick
https://bit.ly/mwchick-09-26-2026

🟢 Bookworm
https://bit.ly/bookworm-09-26-2026

Last weekend in case you missed 'em (and I forgot to mention 'em):

🔴 Powerline week in pix
https://bit.ly/wk-in-pix-09192026

🔴 Hoyt
https://bit.ly/hoyt-memes-09192026

🔴 Midwest Chick
https://bit.ly/mw-ck-memes-09192026

Posted by: mindful webworker - act like you meme it at September 27, 2026 12:42 AM (xRCm7)

257 Oh no! Is Miss Dixie ok? She ran off to chase cars?

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)

258 Saw a pair of Flickers in the yard this afternoon. Their flight pattern is distinctive; they bob up and down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:42 AM (peOdB)

259 I met Pogo

AOP great Traveller doggie

We love our dogs


Posted by: Harley Biker Week Miklos at September 27, 2026 12:43 AM (4RYRd)

260 @242 Well, I'm not dead, so I guess that's a...yes?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 27, 2026 12:43 AM (CHHv1)

261 Oh no! Is Miss Dixie ok? She ran off to chase cars?
Posted by: JQ

Bikes

Posted by: Harley Biker Week Miklos at September 27, 2026 12:45 AM (4RYRd)

262
Many years ago we had a cocker spaniel named Dixie.

Meanest dog we ever had.

Posted by: four seasons at September 27, 2026 12:45 AM (/QHx4)

263 I broke a toe showing off in a lower-level dance class ...served me right. Also broke a toe as a teen on a goalie's shin guard, did not score. That game had the ignominy of ending in a fight ...ref did not record forfeit as he booked it. Dang Yakima girls starting shit!

Posted by: Funsize at September 27, 2026 12:46 AM (3j87q)

264
He earned his date with the hangman, legal niceties be damned.


No doubt. One does wonder though how the modern FNM would handle Trump having various IRGC allied American media figures executed for treason...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2026 12:47 AM (sKqQm)

265 Many years ago we had a cocker spaniel named Dixie.

Meanest dog we ever had.

Posted by: four seasons

I was named Sue

Posted by: Miklos trust while ready for a fight at September 27, 2026 12:50 AM (4RYRd)

266 We apparently have a new critter hanging around. The Pepe Le Pew kind. Dog suddenly took off to chase something today, and ignored commands to stop and come back. Don't like using the shock part of the training collar, but it did work, she came right back, and was better than having a stunk-up pup.


This is a not-bad cover of the Vera Lynn classic. They've got nice voices, and I don't even think it's A.I.

https://youtu.be/sThuGZcEtuU


G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - smells awful tonight at September 27, 2026 12:53 AM (xRCm7)

267 AOP, I plan to be in attendance. I am looking forward to it, I am going to stop and visit one of my transplanted kids and his wife on my way there.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2026 12:59 AM (ibDUx)

268 Our old doggy would've chased vehicles, if not for the fence. She was fearless. Thunderstorms? She'd bark right back at the sky, challenging the booms!

Miss that old girl. She was otherwise well-behaved. Did not beg/bother us for our food. Stayed out of the kitchen, didn't get into the trash can.

She kept her toys all in a row! (lots of herding genes in her mix)

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

269 Cocker Spaniels are the dumbest dogs I’ve ever seen. My bro in law had one that would always hump the leg of anyone new who came over. Disgusting animal.

Of course they named him Chester.

I was over once and saw him in the backyard. It had just started to rain with big drops. He looked up, mad, and started barking at the rain to make it stop. Never occurred to Chester to actually get up on the porch and out of the rain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 01:03 AM (H8mUs)

270 Only 1am?

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 01:04 AM (Ia/+0)

271 While you all go & have fun at the MoMe, I'll be here to prop up the Club!

Check in from time to time, ok? Love to hear the stories!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)

272
Well, I see what MeTV is doing. They seemed to be running a Star Trek marathon of the best episodes. No wonder, this is the 60th anniversary of Star Trek.

The first episode aired on Sept. 8, 1966.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at September 27, 2026 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

273 This is a not-bad cover of the Vera Lynn classic. They've got nice voices, and I don't even think it's A.I.

https://youtu.be/sThuGZcEtuU

G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - smells awful tonight at September 27, 2026 12:53 AM (xRCm7)

I can’t hear that without thinking Strangelove. Best dark movie ending ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2026 01:06 AM (H8mUs)

274 Some day JQ, you are coming to a MoMe, there, I said it!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2026 01:11 AM (ibDUx)

275 Debby, the unfortunate fact is: if I make it to a MoMe, it'll be because hubby is either *gone* OR *too far gone to notice my absence*

But yeah-- I'd love to go!

For now, hubby needs & wants me near. He's my sweetie and my priority.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 01:17 AM (rdVOm)

276 The bartender spilled cream.

He is without honor.



Posted by: meh at September 27, 2026 01:17 AM (kK7U2)

277 How do you direct a cartoon character? What is his motivation?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++).


I will not tolerate Stanislavski jokes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2026 01:20 AM (rbvCR)

278 The bartender spilled cream.
He is without honor.
Posted by: meh

Did you watch the movie Cocktail?

Now *there's* a lack of honor! They spilled more booze than I've ever seen. Totally sloppy.

Oh, yeah yeah, they slung the bottles all fancy-like, but it was crap... would've hated to do the daily inventory for a shitshow bar like that.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

279 227 It means the deer isn't smart enough to recognize the hunter in the tree stand as a threat. He is fixated on the bait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 12:04 AM (peOdB)

Thank you if you're still here. I thought there was something more subtle going on....

I don't see an e-mail from you btw. Maybe it's because you have no idea who I am or what my e-mail address would be...(laughing)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 01:38 AM (QGaXH)

280 I don't see an e-mail from you btw. Maybe it's because you have no idea who I am or what my e-mail address would be...(laughing)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 01:38 AM (QGaXH)

Heh!

I am getting real sleepy now. Going to call it a night. It was only 42 degrees this afternoon when I went into town for groceries.
Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 01:41 AM (peOdB)

281 280....I am getting real sleepy now. Going to call it a night. It was only 42 degrees this afternoon when I went into town for groceries.
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2026 01:41 AM (peOdB)

Good Night AOP and Horde

JQ - hope your foot is better real soon.

42 degrees ? Summer is still lingering into fall here. Warmer and more humid than usual - I think the hurricanes off Baja are pumping moisture and heat up here.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 01:50 AM (QGaXH)

282 Hi, ARiK. Thanks. Foot will be okay I think.

Yeah, Summer is over. Yay! It's 48 now. Won't be long before I need to dig out the heated water bowl for Cat!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 01:52 AM (rdVOm)

283 275 Debby, the unfortunate fact is: if I make it to a MoMe, it'll be because hubby is either *gone* OR *too far gone to notice my absence*

But yeah-- I'd love to go!

For now, hubby needs & wants me near. He's my sweetie and my priority.
Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 01:17 AM (rdVOm

JQ - Yoy are reinforcing my already strong belief that angels walk among us.

I just finished Dr Marc Siegels book The Miracles Among Us.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 01:54 AM (QGaXH)

284 **'you' not Yoy.

Like Piper I have my own on-going auto-correct problem.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 27, 2026 01:56 AM (QGaXH)

285 Sweet dreams Horde, it is easy for me to fall asleep with wind driven rain beating against the windows.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2026 01:57 AM (ibDUx)

286 I just finished Dr Marc Siegels book The Miracles Among Us.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

I will check that out!

There's no doubt in my mind that if the situation were reversed, hubby would be there for me.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)

287 Night, Debby. Nice to feel safe & warm on a cold, rainy night! Sleep well...

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)

288 NOW to reporrt

Miss Dixie was located and returned because Dog with eye patctch is Knoonnn

Posted by: Miklos also bad now at September 27, 2026 02:06 AM (4RYRd)

289 So glad you got Miss Dixie back, Miklos!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)

290 *hobbles back behind bar*

Miklos, may I fetch a drink for you?

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 02:09 AM (rdVOm)

291 I made a joke about ritual suicide.

If you would suggest that makers of Cocktail are without honor, and should perform Seppuku, I would not disagree.

Here's Rich Hall speaking to their lack of honor, and worse, creativity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFal553wR3k

Posted by: meh at September 27, 2026 02:21 AM (kK7U2)

292
My low was 46.8F yesterday morning. It's hovering around 51F now.

At any rate, that was the first time it was in the '40s since mid-May.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at September 27, 2026 02:22 AM (w6EFb)

293
Bones sock off, dammit. The just ran the Pan Farr episode. I tell you, Spock's wife to be was one stone cold bitch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 02:23 AM (w6EFb)

294 Posted by: JQ at S


ole irish bar myb

Posted by: Miklossigns off is vey dog frenfly and maybe 50 bikes at September 27, 2026 02:23 AM (4RYRd)

295 Miklos, let me help you & Miss Dixie back to your trailer...

*there*

Now, lie down you two, and get some sleep.

*pulls covers up*

*locks door while leaving trailer*

Good night, you!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

296 About the same temps here, publius.

Liking the change of season, but not quite ready for Winter yet, LOL

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)

297 T'Pring had it all figured out. Her logic was impeccable.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

298 Coroner >> hearse >> funeral

Posted by: clarence at September 27, 2026 02:39 AM (r3Zca)

299
Now, the original KHAAAANNNN! episode is on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 02:43 AM (w6EFb)

300 Karen Bass in trouble in La mayor race against lefty 39% Bass 28 %. Dump plans to send monitors including ice to democrat polling places to intimidate voters. I hope one of these nazi scum trys and intimidate me from voting!

Posted by: raimondo at September 27, 2026 02:43 AM (sUlmj)

301 Now, the original KHAAAANNNN! episode is on.
Posted by: publius

Oooooo! You mean the *original* TOS one? Where Khan is banished to Ceti Alpha V?

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)

302 >> You mean the *original* TOS one?

Yes, indeed. MeTV is running all the favorite episodes tonight as part of the 60th anniversary tribute.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 02:54 AM (w6EFb)

303 MeTV is running all the favorite episodes tonight as part of the 60th anniversary tribute.
Posted by: publius

I need to get a digital OTA receiver!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

304 Might be easier to just order TOS discs. *shrug*

I always liked Star Trek. Not sure (even after all the decades of syndication!) whether I've seen every episode.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm)

305
Now, The Doomsday Machine is on. You know the planet destroyer with William Windom as Commodore Decker.

William Windom played a lot of these destroyed, wreck of man characters. Disheveled and unshaven and heavy drinking types.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 03:08 AM (w6EFb)

306 Doomsday Machine-- that was the one with the giant space okra with the sparkley interior, that *ate* everything in its path, right?

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

307 >> giant space okra with the sparkley interior, that *ate* everything in its path, right?

That's the one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 03:11 AM (w6EFb)

308 That's the one.
Posted by: publius

Hahaha, that's the one what scared the daylights outta me when I was little, watching it on network teevee.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)

309 Big bro was *really into* Star Trek when we were kids. Even as an adult, he remained a fan. Except for TNG, which he said was "pussy BS" but whatever...

He has the CD of music and sounds from TOS. I gave him a "Chilton's manual" (or some such) of the Enterprise, years ago. Sis gave him a Tribble toy. (Bro's cat *hated* the Tribble, LOL)

It was sci-fun, and so much more intelligent than anything else we could watch.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 03:18 AM (rdVOm)

310 299
Now, the original KHAAAANNNN! episode is on.
Posted by: publius,



The actress (the redhead) who went with Khan was smokin' hot. I'd be pretty pissed if she died too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2026 03:20 AM (PGK1w)

311 310: Madlyn Rhue.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2026 03:23 AM (PGK1w)

312 During another episode, I remember being so angry that Nomad had erased Uhura's mind and turned her into a child! She didn't deserve *that*! But she was smart, and overcame the erasure.

Nomad was asshoe.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm)

313 >> The actress (the redhead) who went with Khan was smokin' hot. I'd be pretty pissed if she died too.

The character's name was Marla McGivers. I looked that up to see if there was anything official in the cannon about her fate. In the Wrath of Khan movie, they had written the character in, but the actress had multiple sclerosis, and they just didn't include the character.

I don't know if it's "cannon" or not, but with all the other series and books, there's something about some disaster befell Khan's colony and she was killed somehow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 03:37 AM (w6EFb)

314 Iirc, "Ceti Alpha V" blew up, and Khan & co. had little time to escape? Ended up on "Ceti Alpha VI"?

Or some planetary switcheroo-- and Khan's 'wife' was killed in the process and that's why he was so vindictive.

Something like that, I guess. I didn't follow it closely...

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 03:42 AM (rdVOm)

315 Some other Moron will no doubt correct me. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 03:43 AM (rdVOm)

316 Itvwill be alarm time tomorrow, .

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 03:48 AM (Ia/+0)

317 Raining to

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 03:51 AM (Ia/+0)

318 Brrr... 45 outside. At least it's not rainy or windy.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 04:03 AM (rdVOm)

319 56 degrees, not going to change much this morning

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:05 AM (Ia/+0)

320 A US air base in southern England has found explosives planted on it. The near by houses around the base have been evacuated. They are calling it a significant threat.

Suspected bombers have been arrested. Bet their names aren't William and Bob.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:06 AM (QwZKw)

321
And now, the Gorn episode is on, "The Arena".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2026 04:08 AM (w6EFb)

322 I could go put coffee on while I am deciding to get up.or not

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:08 AM (Ia/+0)

323 Good morning, Ben Had!

Yeah, the *Mo factor* is probably strong there...

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 04:15 AM (rdVOm)

324 Its pouring down

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

325 Good morning, JQ. Brit citizen can't carry a butter knife but the muzz can find explosives with no problem.

I am sorry to hear of your fall. Ice, elevation and 3 fingers of bourbon!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2026 04:32 AM (QwZKw)

326 pixy has arrived.

Posted by: clarence at September 27, 2026 04:34 AM (r3Zca)

327 Thanks, Ben Had-- "Ice, elevation and 3 fingers of bourbon!"

Oh, yes!!!

And *time*... could've been worse. I'm truly blessed.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2026 04:44 AM (rdVOm)

328 >>"William Windom played a lot of these destroyed, wreck of man characters. Disheveled and unshaven and heavy drinking types."

He also played writer James Thurber in a short-lived series, "My World...and Welcome to It." Picked up an Emmy for it.

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