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On the Fifth Anniversary of the Disasterous Biden Bug-Out of Kabul, Pete Hegseth Upgrades the Honors for Three Heroes of Abbey Gate

He didn't just give them new medals.

He also said that the Biden Administration downplayed their heroism, because Biden, and his corrupt media allies, didn't want the public to know how very bad the terrorist attack at Abbey Gate really was.

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5 YEARS LATER: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth upgrades valor awards for three Marines who risked their lives during the Abbey Gate bombing, saying Pentagon leadership "inappropriately" downgraded their original submissions for half a decade.

Gunnery Sgt. Jonathan Eby took command after his platoon commander and half his platoon were killed or wounded. Lance Cpl. Jordan Houston was knocked unconscious 10 meters from the blast, woke up with shrapnel wounds, and stayed in the fight -- concealing his injuries so he wouldn't be pulled from the line. Cpl. Michael Gretzon applied his own tourniquet to a shrapnel wound, got bandaged, then immediately returned to his squad until his platoon sergeant physically ordered him to the casualty collection point.

Hegseth also revealed that a special review panel recently recovered "highly relevant classified documents" that were "stashed and hidden away in safes where they would not be found." A full report is expected by year's end.

Marine Corps Times:


Five years after a suicide bombing killed 13 U.S. service members and around 170 civilians at Abbey Gate in Kabul, Afghanistan, the Pentagon upgraded the awards of three Marines who survived the blast and then worked to save others in its immediate aftermath.

The service members, assigned to 2nd Battalion, 1st Marines, were at the then-Hamid Karzai International Airport as America's decades-long war in Afghanistan drew to a tumultuous close. Outside of the gate, where enormous crowds had frantically gathered in hopes of a safe evacuation from the country, an Islamic State bomber detonated the explosives on his body.

During a Wednesday ceremony at the Pentagon, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth presented the Bronze Star Medal with Valor to retired Gunnery Sgt. Jonathan Eby and retired Lance Cpl. Jordan Houston, and the Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal with Valor to retired Cpl. Michael Gretzon.

Eby secured the area before helping to evacuate wounded Marines, Houston -- who was injured himself -- assisted others to safety despite gunfire and tear gas and Gretzon helped control the crowd from a vulnerable position after the blast, according to the department.

Hegseth used biblical language when describing the service members' actions. "These three Marines embody a timeless truth written in the book of Proverbs: 'The wicked flee when no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as a lion.' On that chaotic day, you men were as bold as lions," he said, adding, "When the wicked sought to sow terror, these men stood as lions at the gate -- bold in their purpose, fierce in their resolve and unbreakable in their courage."

Videos of Hegseth stating that these Marines' valor awards were downgraded to spare the Biden Administration the pain of admitting what a hellish nightmare they created, below the jump.

If you're pretending everything went swell, you can't decorate heroes who stood up when things didn't go swell at all.

Sean Parnell, charged with investigating the Abbey Gate bombing, says that -- sit down, you're not going to believe this -- Biden officials hid key documents in safes to keep anyone from discovering the truth.


A Pentagon official on Wednesday claimed to have discovered classified documents that concern the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan five years ago, but the official declined to offer further details.

Sean Parnell, who leads the Pentagon's special review panel examining the 2021 withdrawal, said in a video statement that his team recovered "highly relevant classified documents" that were "stashed and hidden away in safes where they would not be found."

He has not said what the documents actually say, yet. But I assume that is coming:


"You deserve the truth of what happened about what happened in Afghanistan, told fully and told straight," Parnell said.

This might be some of what has been kept hidden: CIA-trained Afghan units executed civilians during Joe Biden's catastrophe.

This may not have been out of malice, but just due to the extreme chaos Biden created.


Afghan special forces units trained by the CIA mowed down civilians with their cars and shot innocent people to clear the Kabul airport during the Biden administration's chaotic U.S. military withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2021, according to first-person accounts in a new documentary.

Eyewitnesses in the documentary for The Wall Street Journal, titled "The Path to Zero," say atrocities were also perpetrated against U.S. military members at Kabul International Airport -- in the closing hours of the administration's final withdrawal of U.S. forces.

Multiple people say in the documentary that they witnessed the Afghan special forces, known as Zero Units, murder members of the crowd in a CIA-directed mission to clear the airport. Those who committed the murders were then rewarded with evacuation, courtesy of the U.S.

"They straight up executed people, ran them over," retired U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt. Edward Gonzalez says in the film, telling the documentarians that he witnessed these atrocities firsthand. "I literally saw trucks running over people," he said when told that some people have denied that such events occurred.

Josephy Laude, a retired sergeant with the U.S. Marine Corp, also described what the Zero Units did to clear out the airport.

"They would use vehicles, they would run people over, they would execute people," Laude says in the film. "They'd shoot them, shoot into the crowds bearing witness to atrocities, to war crimes."

The US commander claims that he's heard no such reports:

Peter Vasely, a retired rear admiral with the U.S. Navy who served as the commander of U.S. Forces Afghanistan Forward at the time of the withdrawal, claimed in the documentary that "no reports" of the Zero Unit's actions ever made it to him. He said he did not doubt what the Marines on the ground said, just that he never received any official reports of the conduct.

But you know, documents you'd rather not acknowledge sometimes get "lost," like buried in unmarked safes for years and years, you know?

This is why I say the "executions" and "murders" might not have been perpetrated with malice: Suppose you're a Secret Service driver. The presidential limo comes under serious attack. There are crowds of people in your way.

What do you do? I don't know what the Secret Service is trained to do, but I imagine that if the president's life is in danger and there are civilians inadvertently blocking you from carrying him to safety, you hit the gas and hope they get out of the way in time.

I don't know that. I can imagine such a terrible choice, though.

That's what one witness says the choice during the chaotic bug-out was:


Gonzalez also said that had the Zero Units not taken the steps they took to clear the airport, he and his fellow Marines would not be alive today. Kenneth F. McKenzie, a retired Marine Corps general, also said that not only would the U.S. not have been able to clear the airport without the Zero Units, but they wouldn't have been able to hold it either.

"They were vital to the success of our mission," McKenzie said in the film.

The documentary alleges that to get the Zero Units to open fire on their own countrymen, the CIA had to promise that they and their entire families would be evacuated from Afghanistan.


...

Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., best known for his congressional investigations into Obama-era scandals such as Operation Fast and Furious and the IRS' targeting of conservative organizations, said during an interview on "Just the News, No Noise," Wednesday night that the cover-up of the withdrawal will soon be revealed. U.S. Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs, Sean Parnell, who is chairing the Afghanistan Withdrawal Review Panel, is working to release that information.

Darrel Issa says that many "Afghan allies" were never vetted before being given free passes to the US, and that's all part of this "cover-up."

"I mean, the two great cover-ups in Abbey Gate obviously was the lead-up to that tragic loss of our military personnel and many other civilians around them, and then the incredibly inept withdrawal of bringing into our country people who shouldn't be, or leaving behind many who should be here, and the Trump administration is still cleaning up for that by finding people around the world who are entitled and who really have earned a right," Issa said.

...

Former Deputy Chief of Staff to the Secretary of War, Darin Selnick, said on the same program that criminal referrals could be coming for those responsible for the withdrawal.

"But I think we have to be patient because it's going to maybe take another year to really dig these things out, do the right interviews, find the right people, get collaborative statements, and really find out, you know, with the criminal referrals, what was done that was done illegally, what was done that was immoral, and what's criminally referable," Selnick said.

Update:

Remember the Afghani who shot two National Guard troops in Washington, DC?

He was in a Zero Unit in Afghanistan before we idiotically brought him and others here. Ticking time bombs. They are trained assassins and from what I've read about them they love to kill. I doubt there was anything accidental about the killings they did in Afghanistan.

Posted by: JackStraw

Cite?, Fake Tapper asks.

Jack Straw delivers:


WASHINGTON – The Afghan man accused of shooting two National Guard soldiers blocks from the White House last week served with CIA-backed "zero units" in Afghanistan, paramilitary groups that carried out secret raids against suspected terrorists and U.S. enemies as part of the CIA's counterterrorism program.


Tony Seruga
@TonySeruga

The Abbey Gate attack at Hamid Karzai International Airport on August 26, 2021, killed 13 U.S. service members--11 Marines, one Navy corpsman, and one Army soldier--in the final days of a withdrawal that had already spiraled into chaos. You're right that the families have channeled unimaginable grief into action: the Gold Star mothers and fathers built foundations, named K9s after their sons, lobbied Congress, and sat through hearings that produced a lot of theater and very little accountability.

What they got instead of an accounting was a process--and a process is not the same thing as an answer.

The Shape of the "Accounting" So Far

- The After-Action Reviews produced classified and redacted reports that described the withdrawal as "flawed" and "poorly planned" but pointed fingers in a circular way: the military blamed State, State blamed the collapsed Afghan government, everyone blamed the Trump--Taliban Doha agreement, and the buck stopped nowhere.

- The Abbey Gate investigation concluded the bomber was a lone ISIS-K operative who slipped through screening--a finding that satisfied the chain of command but answered almost none of the families' questions about why evacuation was happening at all, why the gate was so exposed, or why intelligence warnings weren't acted on.

- No senior official has been fired, demoted, or held personally responsible. Not the generals, not the National Security Council staff, not the people who signed off on the drawdown timeline. In several cases, the people who made the decisions have been promoted or moved on to lucrative private-sector roles.

Why No One Has Been Held Accountable?

The uncomfortable reality is that accountability within the national security apparatus is largely self-policing, and the institution's incentive is to protect its own. When the Pentagon investigates itself, the goal is rarely to assign individual blame--it's to produce a document to point to as "we looked into it." Because most of the underlying material is classified, the public (and even Congress, in practical terms) can't verify what was actually known and when.

There's also the political dimension: the people who would have to be held accountable are the same people who staff the next administration's transition teams, sit on think-tank boards, and write the op-eds. Washington is a revolving door, and no one inside it has much interest in establishing a precedent where catastrophic strategic failure ends a career.

What the Families Actually Asked For

- The names of whoever made the final call on the withdrawal timeline.
- An unredacted accounting of the intelligence failures.
- Designation of responsibility, not "lessons learned."
- Some acknowledgment that the decision-making, not just the tactical execution at the gate, is what killed their children.

None of that has been delivered in any meaningful form. The hearings generated soundbites, the Gold Star families were used as props by both parties, and the actual answers remain buried in classification and institutional self-protection.

The service members themselves--the 13 at Abbey Gate and the roughly 170 Afghans killed alongside them--did their jobs. The failure was never theirs.

It belonged to the people who put them in that position and then quietly moved on. That's the accounting that's never come, and at this point, probably never will in any form that satisfies the people who lost children.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:42 PM




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Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (TbVRb)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (ccf/V)

3 Ace, with the movie review length posts back to back.

It's tireless work.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:43 PM (ccf/V)

4 Biden (and his team) ... what a piece of shit.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2026 01:43 PM (vbXSk)

5 While many on the ground showed their true mettle, this was clearly not our country's finest hour.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 01:43 PM (N1DT3)

6 But what if some extremist Democrats try to run? What will we do without our safe moderate reasonable Democrat Party?

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:45 PM (+j84F)

7 F*ck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:46 PM (ccf/V)

8 Power Line has this documentary of the evacuation:
https://bit.ly/4d844JR

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 27, 2026 01:46 PM (CqZOC)

9 I want them to find the people who hid the evidence and stick them in the safes for 5 years.

Without SEVERE retribution, this will happen again.

Even with severe retribution, this will happen again, but if we make people really afraid of what happens when you cover up catastrophes, it will at least be some time before it happens again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 01:47 PM (N1DT3)

10 Leaving Baghram was the beginning of the mess. Trying to evacuate from a city with an unknown number of terrorist groups in the area was as stupid an idea as could be thought up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 01:47 PM (TbVRb)

11 Has there ever been an accurate accounting on the dollar figure amount on all the myriad military equipment abandoned by the Biden administration in Afghanistan? I’ve heard everything from seven to seventy billions.

It has to be one of the more egregious fuck ups in American history. Keep in mind, an ordinary enlisted soldier or officer who loses his rifle is in deep shit, and his career is effectively ended.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 01:47 PM (aRf29)

12 *checks watch out of boredom*

Posted by: Biden at August 27, 2026 01:48 PM (wVcYX)

13
Joe Biden's senate career started with the bugout of Saigon he and his comrades forced on Ford and ended with this.

The Achilles of Afghanistan.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 01:49 PM (Y8DZL)

14 Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malevolence. It is plausible that leaving all that stuff behind was a feature, not a bug. Nothing surprises me any longer.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 01:50 PM (aRf29)

15 How many civilians died falling from the outside of the transport airships?


THAT should be the legacy of the Biden administration.

A total clusterf*ck of epic proportions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:50 PM (ccf/V)

16 They were probably self-dealing crooks who unnecessarily killed a bunch of civilians. So what? Afghans. Do not care.

But I'm fine with using it as a pretext to get them out of our country. We definitely don't need these motherfuckers here so they can look at a Christmas parade and get the urge to lace up their old drivin' cleats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:50 PM (BI5O2)

17 We need to hang some generals. (For cause, yes, but it needs to be done.)

And I don't mean one or two. We need to draw down to WWII numbers of generals and hang the rest.

We'll have a LOT fewer incompetents wanting to become generals.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 01:50 PM (N1DT3)

18 I love our military, yet despise our government.

Posted by: toddg at August 27, 2026 01:50 PM (s+SI3)

19 You can understand … why we’re not going to get into specific details about the threat environment or what our intelligence has given us. What you’re seeing out of our State Department colleagues, I think, is prudent notification to make sure whatever movement there is to the gates outside the airport is done as safely as possible, and that people have the information they need to make the best decisions for themselves going forward.

The situation in Kabul, the whole city, is fluid and dynamic.

Posted by: Biden-Harris Regime at August 27, 2026 01:50 PM (2cROu)

20 Have we been deporting the afghanis who got shuttled here during the drawdown?

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (enNUy)

21 What's up with Hegseth's hair? It's got streaks in it. Is it that way naturally, or does he highlight it?

If it's the latter, he gets a few points deducted from his otherwise very manly man-card.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

22 I don’t hate democrats enough.

Posted by: Advo at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (jO4mz)

23 Every Democrat would look good in one of those sarcastic "I Support the Troops" t-shirts with the storm troopers on it.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (+j84F)

24 It has to be one of the more egregious fuck ups in American history. Keep in mind, an ordinary enlisted soldier or officer who loses his rifle is in deep shit, and his career is effectively ended.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 01:47 PM (aRf29)
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (Rln0i)

25 I don't think *biden's gonna' get his library, is he? Nothing but sad, hopeless accounts of failure and shitting himself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (2Cry5)

26 What a dream it would be if the top brass who were responsible for the attack and the subsequent coverup would pulled in front of a court martial.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 27, 2026 01:52 PM (BfYtr)

27 25 I don't think *biden's gonna' get his library, is he? Nothing but sad, hopeless accounts of failure and shitting himself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (2Cry5)

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$3 from every Biden voter would cover a lot of the cost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:52 PM (/PKja)

28 Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 01:50 PM (aRf29)

100 million percent

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:52 PM (+j84F)

29 I am really enjoying Hegseth as Sec of War.
What a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 01:52 PM (4KUe5)

30 Remember the Afghani who shot two National Guard troops in Washington, DC?

He was in a Zero Unit in Afghanistan before we idiotically brought him and others here. Ticking time bombs. They are trained assassins and from what I've read about them they love to kill. I doubt there was anything accidental about the killings they did in Afghanistan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:52 PM (viF8m)

31 Joe Biden's senate career started with the bugout of Saigon he and his comrades forced on Ford and ended with this.

The Achilles of Afghanistan.
Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 01:49 PM (Y8DZL)

Yet another betrayal of our allies.

South Vietnam just needed financial support and they could have easily held off the North, who was getting serious support from Russia and China.

But the Democrats wanted the communists to win, so lots of allied Vietnamese needed to die.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 01:52 PM (N1DT3)

32 Biden famously stated Vietnamese “Boat People” were Not Welcome in these United States.

They voted to cutoff funding to the South and they held on against the Communists till they ran out of ammunition. Then the real slaughter began.

Leftists studiously ignore mountains of skulls on their journey to Utopia. Let nothing contrary to The Narrative be acknowledged. Like it never happened.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 01:53 PM (aRf29)

33 This is manifestly not Saigon.

Posted by: Biden-Harris Regime at August 27, 2026 01:53 PM (2cROu)

34 I am really enjoying Hegseth as Sec of War.
What a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 01:52 PM (4KUe5)



Not bad for a drunken rapist, eh?

- - -- - Reddit, Maybe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:54 PM (ccf/V)

35
I'll bet all the alphabet news shows save FOX won't mention any of this tonight.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)

36 During the Shrub years they had initially portrayed Pat Tilman's death as a heroic circumstance under enemy fire.

The FNM made this THE story for about a month.

Because the investigation found he'd actually been killed by friendly fire. Not intentional, but the all too common sort of thing that happens when you are in contested territory.

This was considered a coverup for some reason.

What Biden did in the 'Stan rout though? Yawn the FNM doesn't care

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

37 I am really enjoying Hegseth as Sec of War.
What a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Lizzy

He always looks like he's pissed off about something, which I like in a military leader.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

38 IIRC, the scumbag who shot the National Guard soldiers in DC was a Zero alumni. Now consider the number of such individuals roaming around our country, individuals who would do anything for a price, or reward.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 27, 2026 01:55 PM (QaH55)

39 Only our stupid fucking country would send spooks into a warzone to train the sub-80 IQ local militia inbreeds to be kill-crazy button men, and then say "yeah, you look like American citizen material. Enjoy your passports, gentlemen."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:55 PM (BI5O2)

40 39 Only our stupid fucking country would send spooks into a warzone to train the sub-80 IQ local militia inbreeds to be kill-crazy button men, and then say "yeah, you look like American citizen material. Enjoy your passports, gentlemen."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:55 PM (BI5O2)

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I'd be shocked if half of Western Europe hadn't done it too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:56 PM (/PKja)

41 Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ

I think that's probably the way he naturally turns gray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 01:56 PM (JrHfD)

42 >>>He was in a Zero Unit in Afghanistan before we idiotically brought him and others here. Ticking time bombs. They are trained assassins and from what I've read about them they love to kill. I doubt there was anything accidental about the killings they did in Afghanistan.

wow. I did not know that.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 01:56 PM (1wjle)

43 Has there ever been an accurate accounting on the dollar figure amount on all the myriad military equipment abandoned by the Biden administration in Afghanistan? I’ve heard everything from seven to seventy billions.

It has to be one of the more egregious fuck ups in American history.


Here's the video of Trump telling the story of how Gen Milley intended to leave all of the military equipment in Afghanistan. It was his PLAN. Milley approached Trump and told him it was cheaper to leave the equipment there.

http://tiny.cc/aif9101

In my opinion, Milley wasn't stupid as Trump concluded. Milley was compromised by China and he wanted them to have it all to take apart and study and use.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 01:56 PM (mkw2N)

44
He always looks like he's pissed off about something, which I like in a military leader.
Posted by: Bulg


Milley always looks pissed off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 01:57 PM (Cqx++)

45 Mention Hegseth on Facebook and watch the left look like someone hit them with a cattle prod. They go nuts "Fox news host", "no experience" , "drunken rapist"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 01:57 PM (TbVRb)

46 45 Mention Hegseth on Facebook and watch the left look like someone hit them with a cattle prod. They go nuts "Fox news host", "no experience" , "drunken rapist"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 01:57 PM (TbVRb)

=======

"A real Defense Secretary would have told Iran of the attack before it started for fairness sake."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:57 PM (/PKja)

47 “It’s cheaper!” should have got him court martialed and forfeited all pay and allowances.

That’s cheaper too, numbnuts

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 01:59 PM (aRf29)

48 >wow. I did not know that.

Yet another in a seemingly endless list of Biden fuckups.

>>WASHINGTON – The Afghan man accused of shooting two National Guard soldiers blocks from the White House last week served with CIA-backed "zero units" in Afghanistan, paramilitary groups that carried out secret raids against suspected terrorists and U.S. enemies as part of the CIA's counterterrorism program.

https://tinyurl.com/pyvve2us

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:59 PM (viF8m)

49 Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 01:57 PM

This is one of the reasons I am glad that I do not have any social media accounts. I do not get to see this stuff firsthand.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 01:59 PM (JrHfD)

50 The people falling off the wings and landing gear of the plane leaving Kabul is the the Biden Administrations legacy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2026 02:00 PM (OkYzo)

51 At least there is disclosure finally happening.
But I have yet to be summoned for firing squad duty.
Maybe they lost my application.

Posted by: RI Red - at August 27, 2026 02:00 PM (tez/p)

52 Trump just signed an executive order to rename Lake Ontario.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 02:01 PM (Cqx++)

53 This is a president who has an extraordinary amount of courage. He is someone, who I have seen over and over again, make decisions based on what he truly believes ... is the right thing to do. He is acutely aware that it may not be politically popular, or advantageous for him personally; it’s really something to see. I have seen him over and over again make decisions based exactly on what he believes is right.

Posted by: Biden-Harris Regime at August 27, 2026 02:01 PM (2cROu)

54 52 Trump just signed an executive order to rename Lake Ontario.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 02:01 PM (Cqx++)

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To Lake Whobegone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 02:01 PM (/PKja)

55 HAMES >>>> HOMES

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2026 02:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

56 During the Shrub years they had initially portrayed Pat Tilman's death as a heroic circumstance under enemy fire.

The FNM made this THE story for about a month.

Because the investigation found he'd actually been killed by friendly fire. Not intentional, but the all too common sort of thing that happens when you are in contested territory.

This was considered a coverup for some reason.

What Biden did in the 'Stan rout though? Yawn the FNM doesn't care

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

Now do Jessica Lynch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 02:01 PM (PGK1w)

57 Lake America Whitefish!

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 02:01 PM (g47mK)

58 45 Mention Hegseth on Facebook and watch the left look like someone hit them with a cattle prod. They go nuts "Fox news host", "no experience" , "drunken rapist"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 01:57 PM

Yeah. Real defense secretaries disappear and don't let anyone know you're having surgery.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2026 02:02 PM (OkYzo)

59 Trump just signed an executive order to rename Lake Ontario.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 02:01 PM (Cqx++)

To what, Lake FREEDOM?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)

60 Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., best known for his congressional investigations into Obama-era scandals such as Operation Fast and Furious and the IRS' targeting of conservative organizations
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That is his claim to fame??
*wet fart*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 02:02 PM (RIvkX)

61 OT- What's the angle here?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rejoins DSA after membership lapse of seven years Then House candidate joined Democratic Socialists of America in 2018 but didn’t renew membership after a year

Interesting that the DSA announced this, not AOC. They have some crazy nonsense in their platform, like embracing communism (which is VERY different than socialism) and calling for eliminating cops and prisons. It is an unelectable platform, so I hope she stays at arms length from them.

She’s running for senate. No way this was done with any calculations towards running for president in ‘28. The obvious correct move btw. Schumer’s seat is all but hers.

I think you are correct. DSA candidates may be unelectable in national elections, but they cartainly can beat Democrats in safe blue areas.

the right is going to associate her with the DSA anyways so no reason to put off the actual DSA supporters that do support her. We will not win the country back by punching to the left

Centrist democrats will whine "condemn Hasan" or imply she's antisemetic, and Maga will scream she's a commie even more.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 27, 2026 02:03 PM (otzbu)

62 To what, Lake FREEDOM?
Posted by: Oldcat at August

America. Then he said now we got a gulf and a lake. Now we just need an ocean.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2026 02:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

63 @49 Fen, I keep it to keep up with friends and distant family. I only post things like memes. It is good to see how the crazies think however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 02:03 PM (TbVRb)

64 What's up with Hegseth's hair? It's got streaks in it. Is it that way naturally, or does he highlight it?

If it's the latter, he gets a few points deducted from his otherwise very manly man-card.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)
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Grecian Formula fail.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 02:03 PM (RIvkX)

65 Thanks JackStraw. I will send you a gift card for your local marijuana dispensary.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 02:04 PM (1wjle)

66 In my opinion, Milley wasn't stupid as Trump concluded. Milley was compromised by China and he wanted them to have it all to take apart and study and use.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 01:56 PM (mkw2N)

Russia ended up getting a lot of it. Might be a case of 'AND'. But there were reports of Russia getting that tech.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 02:04 PM (uhVAy)

67 Thanks JackStraw. I will send you a gift card for your local marijuana dispensary.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 02:04 PM (1wjle)




The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (ccf/V)

68 2nd Battalion, 1st Marines, "

Same as Dad. Semper Fi.

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (j0Tky)

69

America, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (Cqx++)

70 To be fair to Biden he had no idea any of this was going on, being a vegetable and all.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (Vvm2m)

71 60 Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., best known for his congressional investigations into Obama-era scandals such as Operation Fast and Furious and the IRS' targeting of conservative organizations
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That is his claim to fame??
*wet fart*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 02:02 PM (RIvkX)

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He's like exhibit #3 in my trial against congressional hearings as being useful for anything other than theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (/PKja)

72 Where's Piper?!

PJMedia: "The Horrible Truth About the World's Worst Vegetable"

I just learned that kale only "became a superfood because a publicist in New York invented a trade association that did not exist."

"Before all that," Hoole continued, "the biggest kale buyer in America was Pizza Hut. Not for the menu. They bought it by the ton, fourteen thousand pounds of it in 2012, and laid it round the salad bar to hide the ice."

Kale, in short, was the stuff they put food on.

"Nobody was meant to eat it. It was the doily."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (PGK1w)

73 What's up with Hegseth's hair? It's got streaks in it. Is it that way naturally, or does he highlight it?

It works for Rogue...and Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (otzbu)

74 > Now do Jessica Lynch.
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From my wife's hometown; Palestine, WV.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (2Cry5)

75 He's like exhibit #3 in my trial against congressional hearings as being useful for anything other than theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Jordan and his sleeve positions 1 and 2?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

76 The Taliban have informed us that they are prepared to provide the safe passage of civilians to the airport, and we intend to hold them to that commitment.

We believe that this can go ‘til the 31st. We are talking to them about what the exact timetable is for how this will all play out, and I don’t want to negotiate in public on working out the best modality to get the most people out in the most efficient way possible.

I would just let the results speak for themselves so far and we’re not taking anything for granted.

Posted by: Biden-Harris Regime at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (2cROu)

77 I will send you a gift card for your local marijuana dispensary.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 02:04 PM (1wjle)
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Did you bring enough to share equally with everyone?

Posted by: Ace's Dissappointed Kindergarten Teacher at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (RIvkX)

78 61
the right is going to associate her with the DSA anyways so no reason to put off the actual DSA supporters that do support her. We will not win the country back by punching to the left

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 27, 2026 02:03 PM (otzbu)

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It's amazing that the Democrats have an antisemetism problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (/PKja)

79 One more example of the evil of the democrat party.

Although I won't forget the fumbles and outright pussy attitudes of W and the GOPe. Acts of war like 9/11 are the reason we have nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (g8Ew8)

80 He always looks like he's pissed off about something, which I like in a military leader.
——-

Curtis LeMay kind of had a permanent scowl, augmented by a semi-permanent cigar. But I guess his demeanor was due to Bell’s Palsy.

He famously whipped the Air Force into shape. He made them perform. He once flew into a base, called an alert. The base commander shows up in a hawaiian shirt wondering what’s going on. He would relieve people on the spot. Also promotions on the spot, sometimes for a whole squad.

He had Dayton, Ohio designated as a target for Air Force practice training. Very few planes even found Dayton, they were all messed up. He fixed all of that.

You can tell a lot about a guy by his enemies, the left tries to portray him as crazy and a bad guy. He was a great guy. The US remained nuclearly unscathed from the 1950s thru the 1970s because of this man, there is almost no doubt. Many presidents were skeptical though never enough to fire him, regardless of party.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (aRf29)

81 To what, Lake FREEDOM?
Posted by: Oldcat at August

America. Then he said now we got a gulf and a lake. Now we just need an ocean.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2026 02:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

I really wish he'd have done "Lake OF America" as a counterpart to the Gulf of America, but I love the troll nonetheless.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 02:06 PM (N1DT3)

82 Lake America. It used to be known by another name. A sad name. The fish would surface and gaze upon fisherman dolefully. Catch of the day was preferable to being in that lake. Not anymore. The fishes have a renewed sense of self worth. Lake Americans. Swim free. Flap your gills with pride.

Posted by: Donald John Trump at August 27, 2026 02:07 PM (huE5O)

83 Yet another in a seemingly endless list of Biden fuckups.

>>WASHINGTON – The Afghan man accused of shooting two National Guard soldiers blocks from the White House last week served with CIA-backed "zero units" in Afghanistan, paramilitary groups that carried out secret raids against suspected terrorists and U.S. enemies as part of the CIA's counterterrorism program.

https://tinyurl.com/pyvve2us

Posted by: JackStraw
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It seems as if the CIA has the capacity to not pick loyalists but unsavory people who will do its bidding for a price. Didn't we also have a problem with an interpreter doing something similar?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 02:07 PM (+UcOf)

84 2nd Battalion, 1st Marines, "

Same as Dad. Semper Fi.

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (j0Tky)

I got my FMF with them. LOVE seeing these Marines being properly recognized.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 02:07 PM (PGK1w)

85 And I don't mean one or two. We need to draw down to WWII numbers of generals and hang the rest.

We'll have a LOT fewer incompetents wanting to become generals.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 01:50 PM (N1DT3)

WWII levels? Our armed forces are about 20 percent of the levels there were then.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 02:07 PM (uhVAy)

86 He's like exhibit #3 in my trial against congressional hearings as being useful for anything other than theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (/PKja)
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He, Trey Gowdy, and Jim Jordan make me think #twoweeks.

Posted by: Ace's Dissappointed Kindergarten Teacher at August 27, 2026 02:07 PM (RIvkX)

87 Because the world NEEDS a KFC flavored Oreo cookie.

https://tinyurl.com/4d23wppn

Posted by: AoSHQ Snack Food and Confectionery Division at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (2Ez/1)

88 >>Thanks JackStraw. I will send you a gift card for your local marijuana dispensary.


lol

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (Shi2G)

89 "Nobody was meant to eat it. It was the doily."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (PGK1w)

So...Kale Fail?

Posted by: Boswell at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (NTVPI)

90 From my wife's hometown; Palestine, WV."

Family once owned a hotel in Elizabeth...

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (j0Tky)

91 > He's like exhibit #3 in my trial against congressional hearings as being useful for anything other than theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Failure theater at that.

Fauci's wife still giving everyone the finger?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (2Cry5)

92 The reports are we brought over more than 10,000 (!) of these Zero Unit lunatics after we bugged out of Afghanistan.

Think about it: 10,000 barely-vetted vicious Muslim assassins and killers brought into the USA.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

93 The Biden Catastrophe retriggered my friend's Vietnam PTSD. No joke.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (bX16E)

94 86 He's like exhibit #3 in my trial against congressional hearings as being useful for anything other than theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (/PKja)
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He, Trey Gowdy, and Jim Jordan make me think #twoweeks.

Posted by: Ace's Dissappointed Kindergarten Teacher at August 27, 2026 02:07 PM (RIvkX)

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Benghazi hearings are #1.

Gowdy generally is #2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (/PKja)

95 Of course I didn't have a list and also didn't follow all the retirements, transfers, dismissals closely, but would think that the significant personnel changes since Trump re-entered office would have included many involved in the Kabul debacle. But good to hear there is a focused investigation going.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 27, 2026 02:09 PM (U/Byj)

96 /educator of chillen sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

97 Acts of war like 9/11/2001 are the reason we have nuclear weapons.
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Somebody should have been a glass parking lot by 9/12; maybe more than one somebody.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 02:09 PM (aRf29)

98 LOVE seeing these Marines being properly recognized."

Amen

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 02:09 PM (j0Tky)

99 Where's Piper?!

PJMedia: "The Horrible Truth About the World's Worst Vegetable"

I just learned that kale only "became a superfood because a publicist in New York invented a trade association that did not exist."

"Before all that," Hoole continued, "the biggest kale buyer in America was Pizza Hut. Not for the menu. They bought it by the ton, fourteen thousand pounds of it in 2012, and laid it round the salad bar to hide the ice."

Kale, in short, was the stuff they put food on.

"Nobody was meant to eat it. It was the doily."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (PGK1w)

Why the hate on kale? It's just broccoli leaves.

It's not some amazing food nor is it the devil incarnate. It's just greens.

And, unlike iceberg, it even has a few vitamins in it. Eat your greens.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 02:09 PM (N1DT3)

100 Remember the generals were obstructing Biden's plan to withdraw just as they obstructed Trump. Biden realized what was happening and ordered an immediate withdrawal.

If he hadn't done it, we would still be there now.

Posted by: MikeN at August 27, 2026 02:10 PM (dLz3U)

101 91 Failure theater at that.

Fauci's wife still giving everyone the finger?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (2Cry5)

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Theater has its uses, and Congress has no power to actually enforce laws, that's the responsibility of the executive.

But, ultimately, Congress' power is legislating and overseeing the executive. It barely does the first and the second is mostly a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 02:10 PM (/PKja)

102 Gowdy generally is #2."

Snort

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 02:10 PM (j0Tky)

103 I recall Milley testifying before congress. What surprised me is that he didn't try and pass blame for the Afghan withdraw off on Trump. Instead, he blamed the State Department for stalling and delaying. That would have been Andrew Blinken at the time.

Blinken, as I recall, had his security clearances pulled by Trump when he returned in 2025. Blinken, also, got a large retainer on a book deal upon Trump's win, which really says a lot because I think if you asked 1,000 random Americans, maybe 10 would know who he was.

Posted by: Orson at August 27, 2026 02:11 PM (dIske)

104 And, unlike iceberg, it even has a few vitamins in it. Eat your greens.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 02:09 PM (N1DT3)

Plants are bitter as a warning. I don't ignore warnings.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 02:11 PM (uhVAy)

105 >>Why the hate on kale? It's just broccoli leaves.

>It's not some amazing food nor is it the devil incarnate. It's just greens.

>And, unlike iceberg, it even has a few vitamins in it. Eat your greens.


Big Chard is behind all of this Kale Hate.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 02:11 PM (Shi2G)

106 Family once owned a hotel in Elizabeth...
Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 02:08 PM (j0Tky)



An odd start to a limerick.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 02:11 PM (ccf/V)

107 The Cheers episode where Woody got his break doing a commercial endorsing a Kale drink was a hoot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 02:11 PM (TbVRb)

108 >> Remember the generals were obstructing Biden's plan to withdraw just as they obstructed Trump. Biden realized what was happening and ordered an immediate withdrawal.


Sure he did, Sport.

Sure. He. Did.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 02:12 PM (Shi2G)

109 WWII levels? Our armed forces are about 20 percent of the levels there were then.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 02:07 PM (uhVAy)

But we have a larger number of generals today than we did in WWII.

This is me being merciful.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 02:12 PM (N1DT3)

110 Kale, in short, was the stuff they put food on.

"Nobody was meant to eat it. It was the doily."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 02:05 PM (PGK1w)

Why the hate on kale? It's just broccoli leaves.

It's not some amazing food nor is it the devil incarnate. It's just greens.

And, unlike iceberg, it even has a few vitamins in it. Eat your greens.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 02:09 PM (N1DT3)

Eating kale regularly voids the warranty on your asshole and reduces its operational lifespan.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2026 02:12 PM (huE5O)

111 Gowdy generally is a #2."




corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 02:13 PM (ccf/V)

112 The sleazebag low IQ politicians in Canada should never been allowed to call the Great BEAUTIFUL Lake by a name of some DEAD city. I COULD NOT LET IT HAPPEN ANYMORE. Now it will be called LAKE AMERICA. I have GREAT relationship with fish of Lake America, they are very highly respected fish. Very high energy !

Posted by: DJT at August 27, 2026 02:13 PM (g47mK)

113 Plants are bitter as a warning. I don't ignore warnings.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 02:11 PM (uhVAy)

Then why do your drink coffee?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 02:13 PM (N1DT3)

114 Peter Cullen voice of Optimus Prime has passed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2026 02:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

115 When it comes to U.S.-provided equipment that is still in Afghanistan and may not be in the hands of ANSF [Afghan National Security Force], there are several options that we have at our disposal to try to deal with that problem set. We don’t, obviously, want to see our equipment in the hands of those who would act against our interest or the interest of the Afghan people, and increase violence and insecurity inside Afghanistan.

Posted by: Biden-Harris Regime at August 27, 2026 02:13 PM (2cROu)

Exclusive Hamptons Club Cancels Restaurant Service After Illegal Immigrant Staff is Deported
ICE Deports a Record Number of Illegals Over the Summer

I saw this story cited on Instapundit, with the comment: We used to hire American teenagers for these jobs.

So, try that.


An ultra-exclusive Hamptons yacht club catering to the wealthy and well-connected was forced to suspend its members-only restaurant service for multiple days after several of its kitchen staff were booted from the country over visa issues, The Post has learned.

The swanky oceanfront Devon Yacht Club in Amagansett -- which reportedly charges around $100,000 in initiation fees -- canceled its Wednesday night dinner service after it lost its foreign cooks, according to a letter sent to members the same day.

I think you can afford to increase wages to hire a legal staff.

And if you can't, you can't. A business that has to commit crimes to stay in business maybe isn't run competently enough, or attractive enough to customers, to stay in business.


Food service was also canceled Thursday and is not expected to be back up and running until Friday's lunch service, the club informed its deep-pocketed members -- a group that once included Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis's parents.

Oh, so this is an easily solved "problem."

The club claims this is just a paperwork snafu involving H2B visas (temporary, seasonal visas for supposedly necessary foreign workers) and suggests maybe the problem is with the Trump Administration's DHS.

I don't know. The rest of the article talks about the "choppy waters" this club as been in for years.

Deportations continue:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

NEW: I'm told by federal source that ICE has arrested roughly 300 Haitian nationals in the state of Ohio alone in recent days, as the agency is now considering transitioning into a find & arrest approach after giving Haitians several weeks to turn themselves in to ICE offices since TPS officially ended on July 27th.

I'm told to expect arrests of Haitians to begin to significantly ramp up soon as ICE starts to prioritize tracking down those who never checked in.

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

Aug 24

BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE: DHS tells @FoxNews that ICE has quietly carried out one of its most successful operations in agency history, resulting in the arrests of 1,328 illegal aliens in just a 14-day span in the states of Virginia & Maryland. Nearly 400 of the aliens had criminal convictions or pending criminal charges, including a Salvadoran illegal alien wanted by police in Richmond, VA on a murder warrant. (Eygner Wilfredo Huezo-Moran's mugshot below).

Other targets included aliens with rap sheets for attempted murder and rape, as well as convictions for sexual battery, kidnapping, robbery and DWI.

The operation primarily targeted the sanctuary jurisdiction suburbs in VA & MD around Washington DC, and ICE arrested anyone in the U.S. illegally, regardless of any criminal history.

The leftwing media is pushing the newest op, which is that ICE has arrested a record number of illegals "without criminal records"... apart from violating the country's immigration rules, and, I'm sure, committing either identity theft to hold a job or welfare fraud to become dependents on a country they are not citizens of.

First: Whether or not they have "criminal records," they are still illegal and not permitted to stay. There is no law saying "illegals may live in the US as long as they like so long as Soros DAs refuse to prosecute them for crimes."

Second: Trump and Tom Homan have said over and over they would not have to go into illegal immigrant areas and arrest any illegals they find if leftwing sanctuary jurisdictions would just turn over the criminal illegal aliens they seek as their highest priority. If you just turned over the illegal criminals at the jail, this would be an easy job for ICE with no need of going into "the communities."

But we're all supposed to take from this that Undocumented Criminals have a right to remain forever, so long as only some of their crimes are documented.

By the way: this article admits, at the very end, that ICE has reduced "going into the communities" to make arrests and is now arresting people stopped at routine traffic stops and found to be illegal and less-invasive situations like that.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested a record high of more than 800 people without criminal records a day in July on average, new federal data shows. The surge in arrests comes as the White House pushes the agency to hit a target of 2,000 per day.

July is the first month in President Trump's second term when people with only civil immigration violations -- rather than pending criminal charges or convictions -- made up more than half of those arrested. An average of more than 1,580 people were arrested each day in July, also a new high for the current administration.

Enforcement ramped up this summer after a drop following public backlash to the Department of Homeland Security's operation in Minneapolis, a funding standoff and a shake-up in DHS leadership. But, as has been the case with ICE's previous big city crackdowns, rising arrest totals come with spikes in community arrests of people without criminal records.

Administration officials have repeatedly claimed that their enforcement efforts are focused on "the worst of the worst" and often tout arrests of immigrants with violent criminal convictions. Those with convictions for violent crimes as defined by the Justice Department's Bureau of Justice Statistics make up about 6% of all those booked into ICE detention under the current administration, and about 4% of those taken into custody in July, the data show.


"ICE enforces the law as written. What makes someone a target for immigration enforcement is whether or not they are illegally in the U.S.-- full stop," a DHS spokesperson said in a statement to CBS News. "Many of the individuals that are counted as 'non-criminals' are actually terrorists, human rights abusers, gangsters and more; they just don't have a rap sheet in the U.S."

The data, obtained from ICE by the Deportation Data Project run by the University of California, Berkeley and UCLA, does not provide information about immigrants' alleged crimes in other countries. CBS News asked DHS to provide that data.

So 1, this data comes from a leftwing Open Borders group, and 2, deliberately excludes foreign criminal records or open arrest warrants.


White House border czar Tom Homan has said that sanctuary policies that prevent local law enforcement from turning over people held in jails and prisons to ICE force them to "flood the zone" and deploy more resources to such cities to find and arrest their targets and anyone else they encounter living in the U.S. illegally. Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin has made similar claims.

"Claims," you see. They're liars, CBS "News" wants you to know.

But June and July data suggests that ICE agents making arrests in communities are not focusing their efforts solely on areas the administration deems to be sanctuary jurisdictions. Those cities and states saw a 27% increase in street arrests during those months compared to the previous six, compared with a 50% increase everywhere else, CBS News' analysis of the data found.

Wow, what an important bit of news: ICE is able to arrest more illegals in areas where the police cooperate with them.

Here's the very, very late admission that ICE has reduced the controversial program of making mass arrests in sanctuary zones:

...

The uptick in arrests has been without highly publicized city-focused crackdowns, with agents instead turning to traffic stops, airport arrests and arrests at immigration check-ins. The killing of two immigrants by federal agents in Maine and Texas during attempted traffic stops reignited outcry.

Ron DeSantis:

Democrats continue moaning about the illegal alien "father" who... I don't even want to say this. He fingered a baby.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:34 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

2 oo 1st ish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (CWTWj)

3 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (9iRTe)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (NcvvS)

5 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace.

We were afraid the crows came back with a vengence and were pecking your eyes out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

6 I look forward to the news that they've filed for H1-B visas to fill the roles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (/PKja)

7 Turns out when these elites sneer, "you won't pay $15 for a hamburger" mean "we won't pay $15 for a hamburger."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

8 Commenting present.

Posted by: Barack H. Soetoro at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)

9 Paging J-Maddy. J-Maddy to the courtesy phone.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (PGK1w)

10 Thaddeus J. Coddington IV (or whatever it was) hardest hit!

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (rxwdW)

11 Exclusive Hamptons Club Cancels Restaurant Service After Illegal Immigrant Staff is Deported
ICE Deports a Record Number of Illegals Over the Summer



Why aren't they subject to hefty fines due to their violating federal law?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (ccf/V)

12
Oh, whomever might we find to prepare our vittles?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (trSL4)

13 The problem with hiring local people to staff your country club is that the caddies get rowdy, and the groundskeepers plant explosives everywhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

14 I have AC again... ah, so wonderful.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (ExV1e)

15 The left: This economy sucks there are no jobs!

Also the left: We can't deport the illegals, they all work and who will do the jobs they are doing right now?

Also, also the left: Seriously I can't pay an American to watch my kids/mow my lawn/fix my house. I only make $150K a year so I am poor!

Also, also, also the left: Obviously if we check citizenship status as part of welfare millions will starve to death because, uh, nevermind why.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

16 the agency is now considering transitioning into a find & arrest approach after giving Haitians several weeks to turn themselves in

Ohio could also sell tags...

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (rxwdW)

17 Yes, a whole lot of American teens would have loved this summer jobs.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)

18 This media-driven notion that enforcing immigration laws against a foreigner who doesn’t have a criminal record is somehow unusual is ridiculous.

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Every single TPS holder who now no longer holds TPS has been informed that they are eligible for deportation. They've all lost their jobs, some are fleeing (reports of them going to Canada, HA!), and there are reports of deportations for them specifically.

Remember, deportation is not a criminal remedy. It is the civil remedy to the civil crime of being present in the United States illegally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (/PKja)

19 having done this kind of work, kitchen work is not a lot of fun, especially in the summer

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (CWTWj)

20 I will not stay silent while ICE terrorizes our communities

I believe you. I also believe you NEVER stay silent.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

21 I think it is funny that the left is always screaming about businesses not 'paying their fair share', and yet silent when it is revealed that the profits of said businesses are enhanced by hiring illegals and H1Bs, and these same places are major donors to the democrat party.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (0U5gm)

22 Deb Haaland, the Democratic nominee for governor of New Mexico, says ICE �terrorized� the community after arresting a �father�

I remember when the government entrapped Randy Weaver over a minor violation and showed up at his house and shot his dog, his son, and his wife and the FNM/left told me that if you didn't want to get shot you shouldn't break the law.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

23 Hey, if snitching was totes cool during Covid, it'd also be totes cool to find legal ways to fine the patrons.

Sure, they didn't KNOW they were all illegals, but screw logic.

I just want these people miserable.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (Sco7b)

24 >>>We were afraid the crows came back with a vengence and were pecking your eyes out.

alas, no. Just got a late start and then half-wrote several posts without finishing any of them.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)

25 Thaddeus J. Coddington IV (or whatever it was) hardest hit!

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (rxwdW)

T. Coddington Van Voorhees

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (/OKHJ)

26 NEW: I'm told by federal source that ICE has arrested roughly 300 Haitian nationals in the state of Ohio alone in recent days, as the agency is now considering transitioning into a find & arrest approach after giving Haitians several weeks to turn themselves in to ICE offices since TPS officially ended on July 27th.

Those Haitians could be living in the shadows. In a constant state of fear that "the man" could come and take them away at any moment.

I'm pretty unbothered by that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

27 24 >>>We were afraid the crows came back with a vengence and were pecking your eyes out.

alas, no. Just got a late start and then half-wrote several posts without finishing any of them.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)

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That's what she said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (/PKja)

28 Thaddeus J. Coddington IV (or whatever it was) hardest hit!
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM

#Metoo

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson Kline at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (9iRTe)

29 If these people got into the US illegally, then what's the problem with deporting them "illegally"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (wtvvX)

30 having done this kind of work, kitchen work is not a lot of fun, especially in the summer

Ditto. It sucks. But it teaches you a valuable lesson; what you DON'T want to do for rest of your life. It...motivates one.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)

31 Not going to play that last vid link. That face would gag a maggot.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (NcvvS)

32 The killing of two immigrants by federal agents in Maine and Texas during attempted traffic stops reignited outcry.


Gee. Don't provide any details into THAT tidbit or anything.


You really don't hate the media enough. They truly ARE the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)

33 I will not stay silent while ICE terrorizes our communities

They need to be sent back to their own Communities.. This is not their Country

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (+gK6I)

34 "...resulting in the arrests of 1,328 illegal aliens in just a 14-day span..."


Is that a lot?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (2Ez/1)

35 It seems to be hard to get younger "kids" to work for less than $20 an hour. Hard to compute in my brain, what that is in the dollars of my youth, but I mowed lawns and shoveled snow for a couple bucks.

Maybe the middle class has made so much money that they can give their kids all the tech toys they want, so their kids just play games and text each other all day (or whatever they do now, instead of text). Too many spoiled kids? And too much victimology?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (vbXSk)

36 Stay silent, Deb!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (Cqx++)

37 We need a Roosevelt solution to any government official providing aid and comfort to the current invaders.

And we need to treat our current "undocumented workers" like we treated Japanese "undocumented workers" in 1942

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

38 29 If these people got into the US illegally, then what's the problem with deporting them "illegally"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (wtvvX)

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There's nothing illegal about deporting someone who is present in the United States illegally. It is a civil crime with the civil remedy of deportation.

Sending someone home is not irreparable harm.

The left just wants it to be illegal to legally enforce laws passed by Congress against people they don't want them enforced against.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/PKja)

39 Second: Trump and Tom Homan have said over and over they would not have to go into illegal immigrant areas and arrest any illegals they find if leftwing sanctuary jurisdictions would just turn over the criminal illegal aliens they seek as their highest priority. If you just turned over the illegal criminals at the jail, this would be an easy job for ICE with no need of going into "the communities."

I hope there's an unspoken 'yet' at the end of that statement.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (ExV1e)

40 Remember:
"criminal record" as defined by the media in these reports are only those arrested AND convicted of a major crime in the United States.

It excludes misdemeanors, those arrested for felonies, those currently under indictment for felonies, and--most importantly--those who have extensive criminal records in their home country.

Thus, an illegal convicted of murder in his home country, will be counted as having "no criminal record" by the US media.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (3cUTc)

41 you know it SUCKED when my kids were in HS and desperate to work really for ANY amount

but all the clubs and stuff around here - all the places I used to work at or my brothers did - hired adult illegals instead

even the grocers! even the local butcher shop!

there was NOTHING

no caddying no back of house no sweeping-up the stupid butcher ...

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (j+aD2)

42 Does Bovino have sand in his clam? He lives here and is in the local news every day. He seems off.

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (enNUy)

43 32 The killing of two immigrants by federal agents in Maine and Texas during attempted traffic stops reignited outcry.


Gee. Don't provide any details into THAT tidbit or anything.


You really don't hate the media enough. They truly ARE the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)

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I remember those!

Jesse Kelly and Cernovich told me that they led to all deportation efforts ending instantly.

Which was weird because deportation efforts had already come to a halt with the deaths of Goode and Pretti months before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (/PKja)

44 Remember the federal government has well defined powers to enforce border security and remove invaders.

It had and has no powers to make someone take a gene therapy because there is a new flu.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

45 She used to say I got no follow-through. I hit nails halfway and stop. She's not wrong.

Posted by: Holland March, founder, the Nice Guys Detective Agency at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)

46 C”without criminal records “ =/= hasn’t committed a crime

The blue cities and states have perfected not charging illegal alien criminals specifically to make the “no crimes record “ claim true. Soros DA releasing/not charging should never mean”A-OK to stay!!”


Good for Trump and Mullins for taking the voter mandate for deporting ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (4KUe5)

47 That bitch in the bottom pic is one ugly road apple.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)

48 resulting in the arrests of 1,328 illegal aliens in just a 14-day span in the states of Virginia & Maryland. Nearly 400 of the aliens had criminal

So, having sent Wesley an IM to do the math and sidestep the numeriphobia rampant amongst Commentators on this Blog, approximately 29% of the undocumented immigrants had criminal records?

Shocked, I am! The (D)emocrats have assured us, repeatedly, that this is not the case.

Of course, since all 1,328 are here illegally, the answer to the percentage of criminality in the statistical sample is really 100%.

Thank you for your assistance, Mr. Crusher!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (0sNs1)

49 Yes, a whole lot of American teens would have loved this summer jobs.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)



It's a rich area. Their teens don't work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

50 30 having done this kind of work, kitchen work is not a lot of fun, especially in the summer

Ditto. It sucks. But it teaches you a valuable lesson; what you DON'T want to do for rest of your life. It...motivates one.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)

When My son was in HS he worked part time in a steak house as a busboy...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (+gK6I)

51 The Devon Yacht Club is a dump. That's part of the internal disputes and in-fighting among the members. The structure is old, dilapidated, and the septic system stinks (literally).

So ... good luck!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

52 I see that Greg Bovino was on Tucker Carlson saying people at DHS want to kill him. I think he even managed to bring the Jews into it. Shocking.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (/OKHJ)

53 By the end of Trump term 2.0 I suggest that Tom Homan gets a statue in his honor somewhere. Maybe put it somewhere in the border or maybe in an airport

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (geWO5)

54 Exclusive Hamptons Club Cancels Restaurant Service After Illegal Immigrant Staff is Deported

This never happened on Gilligan's Island!

Posted by: Thurston J. Howell III at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

55
We used to hire American teenagers for these jobs.




Not Margaret's little snowflake! Working as a waitress would prevent her from getting into Harvard, and spending spring break in The Hamptons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (y9nCu)

56 42 Does Bovino have sand in his clam? He lives here and is in the local news every day. He seems off.

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (enNUy)

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He's crazy.

He's talking about how Trump wants him killed and how that all the numbers under Mullin are fake but Noem's numbers were better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (/PKja)

57 49 Yes, a whole lot of American teens would have loved this summer jobs.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)

My Grandson worked over the summer in an ice cream parlor.. At least the work was cool.. Literally...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)

58 ... and then people are like "oh stupid Gen Z and Gen Y! they are lazy! they won't work!"

well they tried

they tried and tried

but Jose had all the jobs

and now, maybe it would be nice to work in the ski resort? but no. foreign nationals there too

and no I don't think that much money is even saved over having high school or college kids doing the jobs

and the daughter could work bc they want cute girls visible! the boys (not being girls) had a rough time. they finally found stuff but it was incredibly tough

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (j+aD2)

59 having done this kind of work, kitchen work is not a lot of fun, especially in the summer

Ditto. It sucks. But it teaches you a valuable lesson; what you DON'T want to do for rest of your life. It...motivates one.

Posted by: Archimedes


My first summer job at 13 was running a commercial dishwasher. I got two things out of it: My hands are permanently desensitized to hot water, and I made up my mind about pursuing a college degree early.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (0U5gm)

60 August 17, 2026 Albany, NY
Governor Hochul’s Letter to Secretary of Homeland Security: Terminating Temporary Protected Status for Hundreds of Thousands of Immigrants is a Reckless and Inhumane Act

I am writing to follow up on a conversation I had with President Trump, and to reiterate my strong opposition to the termination of protections for hundreds of thousands of immigrants under Temporary Protected Status (TPS).

"The callousness of abruptly ending TPS for legally-present individuals including the recent termination for Haitians and the forthcoming termination for Salvadorians will force New York State and local governments to sever the employment of hundreds of essential employees as soon as next week, putting their livelihoods – and potentially their safety – at risk."

"For generations, New York has welcomed those fleeing disasters or persecution and seeking a better future. Through our Office for New Americans, my administration has supported thousands of New Yorkers with TPS application assistance and legal representation. New York remains committed to supporting TPS recipients and will continue to do everything in our power to prevent harm to the immigrant community."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (NFX2v)

61 So, does this mean that the Hamptons were taking the rejects from Martha's Vineyard ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (RHGPo)

62 He's crazy.

He's talking about how Trump wants him killed and how that all the numbers under Mullin are fake but Noem's numbers were better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (/PKja)

He gave an interview to Tucker... Nuff' said

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (+gK6I)

63 Occasionally leftists try to argue, "Trump promised to only send the felons home and look he's sending all undocumented workers home!"

A) Trump never said that
B) You constantly claimed the illegals were all non-violent and otherwise law abiding
C) You'd defended convicted child rapists and tried to stop Trump from deporting them

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

64 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:30 PM (Rln0i)

SMH…. I also went to Basic Training at Fort Jackson! A few years before you
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (geWO5)

Willowed because I’m weirdly concerned SMH know we did basic at the same place… though your service much more impressive than mine

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (geWO5)

65 38 29 If these people got into the US illegally, then what's the problem with deporting them "illegally"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (wtvvX)

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There's nothing illegal about deporting someone who is present in the United States illegally. It is a civil crime with the civil remedy of deportation.

Sending someone home is not irreparable harm.

The left just wants it to be illegal to legally enforce laws passed by Congress against people they don't want them enforced against.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/PKja)

Just pointing out the hypocrisy inherent in left-think...

Posted by: Thurston J. Howell III at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

66 ICE has arrested roughly 300 Haitian nationals in the state of Ohio alone
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Thank God! The puppies and kittens are safe at last!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (sFNX2)

67
Target Sheldon Whorehouse's Whites Only Country Club. Ha!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (x0n13)

68
2021:
"Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I., defended his family's membership in a private Rhode Island beach club that's allegedly all-white on Monday..."

Posted by: The Wayback Machine at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (2Ez/1)

69 off sock

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

70 Trump Says Navy Has Cleared Iranian Mines From Strait of Hormuz

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

71 My first job back in the day was a dishwasher in a chain restaurant. Worst. Job. Ever.

But I moved up to waiter, then head waiter, and then to a better, more expensive restaurant.

It was 90% teenagers and some early-20s working those jobs back then.

Now I'm sure it's all illegals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

72 63 Occasionally leftists try to argue, "Trump promised to only send the felons home and look he's sending all undocumented workers home!"

A) Trump never said that
B) You constantly claimed the illegals were all non-violent and otherwise law abiding
C) You'd defended convicted child rapists and tried to stop Trump from deporting them

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

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Trump did explicitly promise, more than once, that he would lead the largest mass deportation operation in American history.

It's already 4 times larger than Operation Wetback, and that's acting like Operation Wetback wasn't a giant scam that was effectively DACA 0.8 beta.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (/PKja)

73
being violent is bullshit. If you are here without permission, by definition you are a criminal!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (x0n13)

74 ICE has been working in western WA. Apparently Amazon's been hiring illegals as drivers. I wonder what Amazon's delivery notifications looked like.

Your package should be delivered this morning.
Your package has been detained by ICE.

http://tiny.cc/off9101
http://tiny.cc/qff9101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

75 The Hamptons…. Isn’t that where Costanza’s girlfriend went topless?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (geWO5)

76 That bitch in the bottom pic is one ugly road apple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)



and is a liar.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)

77 and the septic system stinks (literally).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM


Where, exactly, is this?

Asking for some friends.

Posted by: Penguins of the World at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (0sNs1)

78 The killing of two immigrants by federal agents in Maine and Texas during attempted traffic stops reignited outcry.

Attempted trafficking stops, when you get down to it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (rxwdW)

79 6 I look forward to the news that they've filed for H1-B visas to fill the roles
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Sure! This cub can afford the new $100K H1-B fees. If they really love/need illegals that much

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (sFNX2)

80 Every single TPS holder who now no longer holds TPS has been informed that they are eligible for deportation.

Peter, what's happening. I hear you've been having some issues with your TPS reports. Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at August 27, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)

81 I look forward to the news that they've filed for H1-B visas to fill the roles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (/PKja)


https://youtu.be/lpHQd3CAROA

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

82 My Grandson worked over the summer in an ice cream parlor.. At least the work was cool.. Literally...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)

Young Barry Soetoro worked at a Baskin & Robbins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:46 PM (1z8ji)

83 Ditto. It sucks. But it teaches you a valuable lesson; what you DON'T want to do for rest of your life. It...motivates one.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t

And gives you work experience so that you don't graduate from college without ever having worked a day in your life, but still expecting six figure starting salaries.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Bcu8Z)

84 You almost never see teenagers work entry level jobs anymore. The only exception is very "posh" type operations and it's like a hostess job.

But 99.9% of the time, bus boys, dishwashers, almost any role in fast food. It's all hispanics.

In like the 80's, almost every McDonalds it was teenagers except for like a manager.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (lZt7i)

85 There were no illegals visible at Bushwood Country Club.

Posted by: Dr. Beeper at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (JM9I6)

86 And the left thinks they have a killer response:

@gowers_sco41306 1h
No cooks can afford to live there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (diia5)

87 >>>75 The Hamptons…. Isn’t that where Costanza’s girlfriend went topless?

Nice rack.

Posted by: Elaine "Nip" Benes at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)

88 86 And the left thinks they have a killer response:

@gowers_sco41306 1h
No cooks can afford to live there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (diia5)

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But the illegals can?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (/PKja)

89 Just pointing out the hypocrisy inherent in left-think...

Posted by: Thurston J. Howell III at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

Here's the thing, though: There IS no hypocrisy.

Their values and decision making are predicated - ENTIRELY - on seizing and retaining power. That's it. There are no other factors.

EVERYTHING they do/say/believe is in pursuit of that single goal. They are entirely consistent in all things at all times.

Don't make the mistake of assigning your values to leftists while deciding how to deal with them.

They have only one value. They seek only power.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (PGK1w)

90
These swells and their predilection for seeking out the marginal and cheaper options for labor really piss me off.

Our scout troop would assist with annual roadside cleanups in a posh neighborhood in northern Delaware. While we worked, all the swells would zoom by in their high value vehicles as we preened their byways.

One time, after an entitled brat left her house to claim an arrow that one of our scouts had found in the roadside underbrush, and did so rudely, I had had enough. We were not going to do such scut work for them again -- clean up your own messes, a-holes.

I committed our unit to a stretch of road that ran up to our meeting place through Adopt-A-Highway. We would be cleaning up our own neighborhood. We would get public recognition for our deeds
In the form of roadside signs that marked out our stretch of road. This has been on our service calendar for two sweeps per year for a decade now. Wd traded up

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (trSL4)

91 When My son was in HS he worked part time in a steak house as a busboy...

I had exactly that job in HS. I couldn't wait to be a waiter - those guys made the BIG bucks.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

92 Also always ignored: if you come here illegally then you are putting yourself in position to commit other crimes to protect yourself self, such as lying on government forms, using a stolen identity, tax evasion (working for cash under the table), getting benefits that are for citizens only, etc..

I am certain that those “non criminals” who have been here for years, even decades, have done many of these things to hide among us.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (4KUe5)

93 It also bears mentioning that this yacht club is out in the middle of nowhere and the workers are given room and board near the club. They don't have to commute. I can only imagine what this room and board looks like.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

94 In like the 80's, almost every McDonalds it was teenagers except for like a manager.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (lZt7i)

Our local McDonalds are all Hispanic.. In and Out burger on the other hand is not..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (+gK6I)

95 Afternoon Ace.
My leftist county and local rag are up in arms , not literally, over the ICE raids. On Facebook if the slightest support is raised shrieking leftist white women , soy boys and activists descend on you like locust . The usual "Nazi", "fascist" no empathy etc..
Quite pathetic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (TbVRb)

96 Many moons ago, I worked on the NC Outer Banks. Every summer seasonal job - and there were a shit-ton of them - was filled with mostly college kids between semesters. They were kind of shit jobs- you didn't get paid much and you lived six or eight to a shack, but you also got to spend the summer at the beach.

That generation kind of passed, and the next iteration was a lot of Eastern European kids. Couldn't say what it's like now, but I doubt things have gone back to the way they used to be.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (QaH55)

97 I keep pounding this drum, but I still say the IRS is not being effectively leveraged against illegal immigrants.

You cant legally work here without a SS# and you can't get one of those if youre here illegaly. So someone's number is being stolen.

IRS starts garnishing paychecks and watch an exodus out of here.

Illegals used to mainly work under the table for cash but that's long gone now.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (lZt7i)

98 Facebook, The New York Times
July 2
Many of the migrant laborers who maintain the scenery of the Hamptons cannot afford to live there. Encampments have become the home of a work force that is simultaneously essential and overlooked. The difficult life and lonely death of Francisco Camey reveal the human cost behind the manicured landscape.

Where the Billionaires Summer...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (NFX2v)

99 Why would a swanky country club have to hire H2Bs? They have enough dough to hire Americans (teens, young adults, whoever, that needs an entry-level job).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (nJ/vH)

100 75 The Hamptons…. Isn’t that where Costanza’s girlfriend went topless?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM


Careful. Sponge has gotten a little touchy about the cup sizes.

Posted by: F. Costanza at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (2Ez/1)

101 Every illegal is a criminal.

Period.

They're breaking the law by being here. I have no sads for them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (ccf/V)

102
Sending someone home is not irreparable harm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/PKja)




Plus, it deprives the home country of all the benefits of these rocket scientists and economic powerhouses that live in the US illegally. We shouldn't be sabotaging these countries by taking their best and brightest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (y9nCu)

103 25 years ago, during that tech boom, tech companies in the Silicon Valley would recruit at local (San Jose) High Schools for a lot of low-skill jobs, including entry level IT jobs, cafeteria, building facilities, etc.

These were really good jobs and I knew a few kids making more than their parents, with good health plans and salary.

When I moved out of the area it was replaced with H1bs and illegals for the facilities and manual jobs (like their food services.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (X6P5n)

104 > No cooks can afford to live there.

Can illegals afford to live there?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (mkw2N)

105 95 Afternoon Ace.
My leftist county and local rag are up in arms , not literally, over the ICE raids. On Facebook if the slightest support is raised shrieking leftist white women , soy boys and activists descend on you like locust . The usual "Nazi", "fascist" no empathy etc..
Quite pathetic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (TbVRb)

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"You're right. I am a Nazi. Trump is a Nazi. Camps are coming. My license to kill undesirables is in the mail."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (/PKja)

106 Two people were killed and at least ten more were left injured Wednesday night after a man crashed a car into a group of people at the northern French city of Caen.

Police sources and local officials indicated the event followed an altercation or fight near a bar or in the vicinity of the station. Witnesses reported the suspect returning in his vehicle and deliberately driving into the crowd. The victims were sitting on a bench at a bus stop when the car “came from the other side at full speed and ran over everyone.”

The perpetrator has since been identified by the BBC and several outlets as a 26 year-old man born in Russia.

... drunk Russian

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

107 The so called law abiding need deportation most ricky tiky. Coming from a land where bribery is common (la Mordida), wife and general woman beatings are OK, and a total ignorance of civil law like, say, car insurance says adios.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (gm9Sb)

108 Deb Haaland
@DebHaalandNM
I will not stay silent while ICE terrorizes our communities.
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"The victims of immigrant crimes, fraud, rape, and murder however should be silent," she explained.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (RIvkX)

109 Our local McDonalds are all Hispanic.. In and Out burger on the other hand is not..
Posted by: It's me donna

==

Same.

Chick Fil A and In n Out, they do have teenager types. Because they have a Christian vibe. But they are the exception.

And they are always WAY more well run than say a McDonalds or a Burker King, etc.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (lZt7i)

110 Sponge, my kid wanted a job at a resort site, where thy provide housing. Sure, rich teens may not want those jobs, but the unhealthy youth could work those summer jobs to get good money and enjoy an unusual location.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (4KUe5)

111 my kids went to private schools and my area is one of the wealthiest in the country

they and all their friends had jobs during high school

normal jobs

it was just hell to FIND them. I had to pull strings! for bus boy and food runner! insanity

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)

112 17 Yes, a whole lot of American teens would have loved this summer jobs.
-----------------------------
One summer, I life guarded at Belle Meade, THE elite country club in Nashville. It may have been the best job I had in my life. Pay was not bad - best in the city for life guard jobs. Kids were super polite and there were not many of them. Free (good) food, all my swim suits and warmups were supplied. I could use the clay tennis courts anytime I wanted, although golf course use was frowned upon.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (sFNX2)

113 @gowers_sco41306 1h
No cooks can afford to live there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (diia5)

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But the illegals can?
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More and more, the left keeps inching closer to "yes, they are slaves and we can't do without them."

Some duffus was on X about how no whites would pick strawberries in 105 degree heat.
Sick burn, dude.

Well, technically, no one will.
Ain't no strawberries growing in 105 degree heat; it's a cool-weather crop.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (3cUTc)

114 But I moved up to waiter, then head waiter, and then to a better, more expensive restaurant.

I had farming, construction, and manufacturing summer jobs. Valuable, valuable experience of things you would never want to do when you were older, but absolutely the right places to start in those sectors.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (rxwdW)

115 Breaking: Karoline Leavitt is in secret talks to join The View panelists, despite one of the current hosts making catty remarks about the age-gap in her marriage.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (0sNs1)

116
The killing of two immigrants by federal agents in Maine and Texas during attempted traffic stops reignited outcry.

_________

With HM being away, the local news scarcely intrudes, but at least in Houston I no longer see stories about this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (O0L8i)

117 102 Plus, it deprives the home country of all the benefits of these rocket scientists and economic powerhouses that live in the US illegally. We shouldn't be sabotaging these countries by taking their best and brightest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (y9nCu)

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Uganda needs more diversity with Hispanic gangbangers, Indian scammers, Somali learing center administrators, and Arab terrorists to achieve true greatness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (/PKja)

118
Careful. Sponge has gotten a little touchy about the cup sizes.
Posted by: F. Costanza at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (2Ez/1)



I love boobs. It's the joke that's f*cking retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

119
"Nothing will happen guy" has some 'splaining to do about what's happening.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 12:52 PM (Y8DZL)

120 93 It also bears mentioning that this yacht club is out in the middle of nowhere and the workers are given room and board near the club. They don't have to commute. I can only imagine what this room and board looks like.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

Probably makes the cruise line bilge deck berthing furnished to their SE Asian workers look like luxury cabins.

Posted by: Oh they're just help dear. Barely human. at August 27, 2026 12:52 PM (TbWk/)

121 113 More and more, the left keeps inching closer to "yes, they are slaves and we can't do without them."

Some duffus was on X about how no whites would pick strawberries in 105 degree heat.
Sick burn, dude.

Well, technically, no one will.
Ain't no strawberries growing in 105 degree heat; it's a cool-weather crop.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (3cUTc)

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Also, strawberry harvesters have been a thing for a long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:53 PM (/PKja)

122 ...the uptick in arrests...

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I voted for that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)

123 "The club claims this is just a paperwork snafu involving H2B visas (temporary, seasonal visas for supposedly necessary foreign workers)"

A seasonal visa "snafu" ... with a week left to go in the season? This isn't May. It's almost September. The season is almost over.

This wasn't a "snafu." This was deliberate hiring of known illegals for the entire summer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

124 Leftists love them some illegal migration.

They provide “intangible” benefits, I’m told, in language and food.

They are a huge economic benefit to the USA, they say. Benefit to whom, exactly?

They also say isn’t it great they are “helping to shore up social security” by having payroll deductions but aren’t eligible for payments. Imagine that! Exploitation.

But they are steadfast in their belief that the only reason anyone could protest millions of illegals is racism and hatred of “brown people”. The only reason. There are no downsides to open borders.

The mind of a leftist is a terrible thing

Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 12:53 PM (aRf29)

125 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: I was at the dentist at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (2Ez/1)

126 The perpetrator has since been identified by the BBC and several outlets as a 26 year-old man born in Russia.

... drunk Russian
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

Does not rule out musloid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (1z8ji)

127 And the left thinks they have a killer response:

@gowers_sco41306 1h
No cooks can afford to live there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (diia5)


Why don't liberal establishments pay a living wage?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (ExV1e)

128 https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2092994654811680915

"@derzum_
An NYT report shows that ICE arrests have surged to highs not seen before. The DHS is going after all illegals more than ever, including overstays, asylees and terminated TPS.

“Immigration arrests are near all-time highs in almost every state”, and removals have risen with them."

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2092957725508473339

"@derzum_
Contrary to these claims, the Trump admin has pushed immigration enforcement to new highs.

Every single month so far since Mullin's confirmation has had record removal flights, and ICE arrests have soared as "People with No Criminal Record are Increasingly Targeted", alarms NYT."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (/PKja)

129 Fuck folks. Stop this shit. Seriously.

Peter Cullen, the voice behind Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, has died at the age of 85. His agent confirmed the news, and his family said he passed away peacefully at his Los Angeles home surrounded by loved ones.

Cullen voiced the Autobot leader in the original 1980s animated series and reprised the role in the live action films starting in 2007. He also brought Eeyore to life in Winnie the Pooh and voiced Monterey Jack in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers.

His family shared a line he lived by, asking fans to honor his memory by "leading others with compassion, integrity and loyalty" and to always remember to "be strong enough to be gentle."

RIP 🕊️

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (g9NYF)

130 they and all their friends had jobs during high school

normal jobs

it was just hell to FIND them. I had to pull strings! for bus boy and food runner! insanity

Posted by: Black Orchid

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I'm not trying to justify it, but on a "hard" job, if you're a business owner, who do you think is going to take a job like that more seriously. Upper middle class 16 year old that is working for "fun money", can only work part time, and will quit at the drop of a hat or a 30 year old hispanic that actually needs the paycheck and this is their career?

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (lZt7i)

131 And that wonderful pillar of Society and Father , Maryland Dad is still here ...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:55 PM (+gK6I)

132 Careful. Sponge has gotten a little touchy about the cup sizes.
Posted by: F. Costanza at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM


I thought Bulg was now our resident cup size quality inspector?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 12:55 PM (0sNs1)

133 >>I had farming, construction, and manufacturing summer jobs. Valuable, valuable experience of things you would never want to do when you were older, but absolutely the right places to start in those sectors.


From 14 - 19 I took every single job I could get. Almost ALL of them were awful.
And every single one of them taught me invaluable lessons and paid me money.
Money I invested and to this day still benefit from.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 12:55 PM (Shi2G)

134 Posted by: Paul at August 27, 2026 12:55 PM (g0rgq)

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"The economy was great under Biden because GDP went up. Why didn't the people believe that the economy was great? GDP went up. It was Fox News that convinced them otherwise!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (/PKja)

135 LOL. I saw a troll's comment get changed from some dumb shit to eating hobo ass in real time! The Blade, he is impressed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

136 @115
I just can't see that happening. She would eat them alive and pick her teeth with their bones.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

137 > Peter Cullen, the voice behind Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, has died at the age of 85.

Aww. I can still hear, "Autobots...roll out" in my head in his voice.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (mkw2N)

138 That bitch in the bottom pic is one ugly road apple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)
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Deb Haaland

She used to be your Interior Secretary

A New Mexico 4

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)

139 My, my, my.... $100K and no dinner service. I be shocked.

When I bartended at a swanky country club decades ago, the kitchen staff was mostly high school kids. Bar tenders had to be 21+

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (2Cry5)

140 Posted by: Paul at August 27, 2026 12:55 PM (g0rgq)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

141 Hmmmm.....It seems I must look into this 'hobo ass' thing.......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 27, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

142 But the illegals can?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I'm waiting for the extrapolation from Magic Dirt Theory that says 'illegals just hover in the air at night and don't need to pay rent.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:57 PM (diia5)

143 I love boobs. It's the joke that's f*cking retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:52 PM


One man's joke retardation is another man's first love.

"It's just the way it is."
-- Clint Eastwood

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 12:57 PM (0sNs1)

144 The Independent: ICE is arresting a record number of immigrants in a summer surge — and a majority have no criminal history
Trump’s mass deportation campaign increasingly targets legal immigration pathways to boost arrests and removals

ICE, and the right wingers who joined, are a bunch of pussies who never intended to put themselves in danger to arrest the violent criminals they like to talk about. They do like harassing and assaulting the nonviolent people though.

ICE is illegally arresting legal immigrants to intimidate and frighten every one with its power to ignore the law

It's almost like Faux News, who kept claiming that tens, if not hundreds, of millions of "illegals" were violent criminals, was full of shit.

They're focusing on conservative cities instead of liberal ones. Thats why it isn't in the news as much. This is devastating the floridian Cuban communities...Republicans are gona lose Cubans with this and maybe we'll get a blue Florida one day.

We’ve deported thousands, doge ‘cut government spending,’ "billions" in tariff revenue and shit is still expensive as hell and wages are low. Hopefully people will wake up.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (t19vo)

145 I'm not trying to justify it, but on a "hard" job, if you're a business owner, who do you think is going to take a job like that more seriously. Upper middle class 16 year old that is working for "fun money", can only work part time, and will quit at the drop of a hat or a 30 year old hispanic that actually needs the paycheck and this is their career?


except those guys quit constantly

so my one worked at a specific (very nice) restaurant thru HS and summers in college

got up to server, very nice! BUT

sometimes the illegales in the back just didn't show, en masse, or enough that he would end up washing the dishes

this happened on the regular!

so whatever, your point is valid but in reality there are huge downsides

it just gets to the point where you CAN'T put an anglo back there. no one can talk to them

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (j+aD2)

146 Quick Update from last night:

Dad is ok. Looks like he might have had another minor stroke and apparently was suffering an infection due to diverticulitis.

Long night in the ER. But he is home and doing as well as can be expected.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Shi2G)

147 Karoline Leavitt in secret talks to join TV's most controversial show

But ABC's The View wants outgoing White House press secretary to join the panel show, two sources tell the Daily Mail.

It's behind a paywall, so that's all I can see.

https://www.dailymail.com/news/
article-16084293/karoline-leavitt-
view-abc-trump.html

Posted by: No Name Today at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (8mulE)

148 "People with No Criminal Record are Increasingly Targeted", alarms NYT."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (/PKja)

Wrong.. Illegal entry into the Country: crime .False SSN :crime .Use of welfare services :crime .

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (+gK6I)

149 Shut the f*ck up, Paul.

You're dumbassery is showing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (ccf/V)

150 The vid of the Oklahoma Dem Senate candidate is the absolute pinnacle of leftist white woman insanity (she's also part native American). Every leftist crazy white woman aspires to getting that much notice for their insanity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:59 PM (TbVRb)

151 The two most miserable jobs I had as a teen: detassling corn and baling hay. SO hot and dusty

Best teen job: paperboy!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:59 PM (geWO5)

152 That generation kind of passed, and the next iteration was a lot of Eastern European kids. Couldn't say what it's like now, but I doubt things have gone back to the way they used to be.

Here in UMC NoVa, our subdivision's pool is staffed entirely by Eastern European kids, roughly college age. It is definitely still a thing.

I can only imagine what they think of the kids from my neighborhood, almost none of whom get jobs. Instead, they go to Guatemala to do...something that they can put on their college applications.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

153 Was recently in Jackson, WY.
Resort town for the rich and famous.
Stopped at Wendy's.

Almost none of the staff spoke English; the gal that called out my order didn't even know enough English to call "one hundred nineteen" and had to say it in Spanish.

There is so, so much rot all across this country.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (3cUTc)

154 Rework that, Paul, to "corrupt corpos and businesses would rather hire illegals to pay them less and keep them working under the threat of arrest/deportation".

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Z5BUl)

155
Long night in the ER. But he is home and doing as well as can be expected.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Shi2G)



Prayers shall be sent his way.


Wife has been battling diverticulitis this week......it sucks quite bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

156 I am tired of explaining why minimum wage should be $8 an hour.

You’re not supposed to support a family on a minimum wage job. They are for teenagers to learn how to show up on time, complete a series of tasks and then go home. It isn’t supposed to be fun. You’re supposed to WANT to do something else, something that will require education or experience or certification.

Kids think they deserve $30 an hour, they don’t show up, they want the newest iPhone and gaming console. They would never dream of living three to a one bedroom scuzzy apartment and working three jobs. They are spoiled, entitled, lazy drugged up brats.

It is actually horrifying.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (W2Pud)

157
In their camps that are popping up in cities with commie governments, CCP fentanyl humanly does the job Zeyklon-B used to do.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Y8DZL)

158 Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Shi2G

Thanks for letting us know. I am sorry for your long night at the ER and glad he is home.

Prayers for your dad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 01:01 PM (jc4Tn)

159 My first real job was dishwasher at the Stock Pot restaurant. Progress Downs golf course. Around Raleigh Hills in Oregon.
The cooks were a bunch of pot heads.

Posted by: Bosk at August 27, 2026 01:01 PM (VMFAF)

160 I worked in the rack room of a country club in the 70s. Caddies were all high school or college kids, with a couple adult pro jocks. Caddy master had a running poker game. Wives would pick special caddies when they played. No Mexicans but somehow the club had cocktails and dinners on the veranda.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 27, 2026 01:01 PM (wGerL)

161 140 "The silverware is layed out wrong. How many times do we have to tell you? Do I have to call management? Do you know who is talking to you?"

Juan, sick and tired of this caca decides to take Homeland up on the $1K and go home, but not before spitting in the shrimp cocktail.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (gm9Sb)

162 Wow......Paul is on a shit roll today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

163 Americans would rather hire migrants they work harder
Posted by: Paul


For once, I agree with Paul. However, it is also true that a subset of Americans once thought it was better to have slaves picking cotton than full citizens. Just because someone wants it for their own selfish reasons doesn't mean it's desirable, or even legal, which clearly the illegals are not.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (Riz8t)

164 161 Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Shi2G


Glad he's out of the hospital. Will say a prayer

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (+gK6I)

165 Anyone else think of Caddyshack when reading this?

Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (vLGBF)

166 You’re not supposed to support a family on a minimum wage job. They are for teenagers to learn how to show up on time, complete a series of tasks and then go home. It isn’t supposed to be fun. You’re supposed to WANT to do something else, something that will require education or experience or certification.


Yeah......every bit of this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

167 Thanks Sponge.
Hope the mrs is able to find some relief, as well!

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (Shi2G)

168 Wait, Paul, if Walmart's dropping prices on thousands of items, doesn't that negate the "runaway inflation" claim?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (Z5BUl)

169 Illegals don't work harder. This is a myth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (ccf/V)

170 Runaway capitalism is destroying the economy

Da! Under Communism, there is no economy to destroy, it's been destroyed!

Posted by: Rooski living in the USSR at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (0sNs1)

171 Hope the mrs is able to find some relief, as well!

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (Shi2G)



Thanks. She's on antibiotics and yesterday was a better day. She's going in for a CT scan with contrast this afternoon to check on things a bit closer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (ccf/V)

172 In their camps that are popping up in cities with commie governments, CCP fentanyl humanly does the job Zeyklon-B used to do.

Your comment is horrifying, and sadly accurate.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)

173 I went to a fancy Country Club wedding in the mountains of NC, Cashiers, in 2017. All the wait staff and much of the kitchen were Filipino.

Posted by: Flip, Flop, and Fly at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (JM9I6)

174 ICE is illegally arresting legal immigrants to intimidate and frighten every one with its power to ignore the law
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Oh?
Do they provide proof of legal residency to ICE--as they are required to carry with them at all times--or not?

And, despite the evils of the Trump, the left has yet to point to a single, legal resident that has been deported.

Let alone their oft-claim of citizens could get deported.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (3cUTc)

175 I christen thee, the flying WASP!

Posted by: Judge Elihu Smails at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (wGerL)

176 168 Anyone else think of Caddyshack when reading this

See #13.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (Riz8t)

177 146 ICE is illegally arresting legal immigrants to intimidate and frighten every one with its power to ignore the law


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (t19vo)

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Front page news, if true.

Or,...do they think that illegals without criminal records are legal immigrants?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (/PKja)

178 I saw this story cited on Instapundit, with the comment: We used to hire American teenagers for these jobs.

Notice how bad customer service/hospitality is virtually anywhere? It's not unrelated to the disappearance of young white faces from these jobs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (DlRrz)

179 Was recently in Jackson, WY.
Resort town for the rich and famous.
Stopped at Wendy's.

Almost none of the staff spoke English; the gal that called out my order didn't even know enough English to call "one hundred nineteen" and had to say it in Spanish.

There is so, so much rot all across this country.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (3cUTc)
__________

I'm there every year for a ski and snowmobile trip. The waiters and bartenders in the nicer places are still mostly locals and white seasonal kids. But everyone else is foreigners and almost certainly illegals.

In the last few years, there's been a lot of African workers imported. In the winter at a ski resort. It's amusing to watch the (affluent) American black guests at the resort look around like "wtf are all these Africans doing here??"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

180 "The world needs ditch diggers, too "

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (tg5bM)

181 Oh Noes!!

Where o where will I get that perfectly cooked Beef Wellington now?

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson Klein at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (rHvvN)

182 I christen thee, the flying WASP!
Posted by: Judge Elihu Smails at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (wGerL)



It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat
But a man worth while
Is the man who can smile
When his pants are too tight in the seat!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (ccf/V)

183 95 Afternoon Ace.
My leftist county and local rag are up in arms , not literally, over the ICE raids. On Facebook if the slightest support is raised shrieking leftist white women , soy boys and activists descend on you like locust . The usual "Nazi", "fascist" no empathy etc..
Quite pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove

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Must be the latest Indivisible plan since the larger No Kings crowds are vacationing in the finest of places.

Locally: Daily Times, yesterday, "Lansdowne says no to immigration enforcement participation"

And the county's new Human Relations Commission covers discrimination complaints across four primary sectors: housing, employment, public accommodations, and health care.

The commission protects residents from discrimination based on personal characteristics, including: Race, color, ethnicity, and ancestry; religion or creed. National origin or citizenship status. Sex, gender identity, gender expression, and sexual orientation. Physical or mental disability. Age and veteran status. Familial or marital status. Source of income. Domestic or sexual violence victim status.

Imagine trying to be a private employer (other than a NP) with that mess.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (NFX2v)

184 Speaking of forays into stupidity, yesterday at another site I often frequent, someone brought up an FDA recall on IV bags that have fiberglass in them (2 lots, IIRC).

Of course, another user with rampant TDS writes this "This is what happens when organizations who watch for these things get their funding cut."

It took all of my willpower not to just reply "You stupid slut, how does that statement make sense if the FDA caught it and there's no reported injuries from it?"

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (Z5BUl)

185 Oh My! How can Trumpf terrorize and deport all of the slave labor I depend on to keep up my lavish lifestyle and my wining and dining with all of my fake and hypocritical WASP friends?! I guess the Devon Yacht Club will have to hire some colored folks to fill in until the next election.

Sigh...life is sooooooooo hard!

Posted by: Muffy Charles-McMuffmaster III at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (QRHoA)

186 Sponge, my kid wanted a job at a resort site, where thy provide housing. Sure, rich teens may not want those jobs, but the unhealthy youth could work those summer jobs to get good money and enjoy an unusual location.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (4KUe5)
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One hotel I worked at put us up in a dilapidated bungalow colony a mile up the road. I could see the open sky through the roof but I was 16 and thought it was awesome. My mom to her credit, said nothing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)

187 In the last few years, there's been a lot of African workers imported. In the winter at a ski resort. It's amusing to watch the (affluent) American black guests at the resort look around like "wtf are all these Africans doing here??"

African women dominate nursing home care. I guess nobody else wants to spend their days attending to the bodily needs of the elderly.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

188 Posted by: Paul at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (g0rgq)

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It's funny.

Money on hobbies is actually at a all time high.

We're seeing actual signs of deflation on essentials (groceries went down 0.3% from June to July).

And price decreases are now signs of a bad economy while you also complain about Trump's inflation (which was Biden's inflation which you said wasn't real at the time).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (/PKja)

189 @RepDebDingell (D-MI) says Hasan Piker is "not what November is about," and that Republicans are trying to divide Democrats over it: "I'm still trying to figure out is it the reason he exercises and looks buff why he has so many followers?"

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (RHGPo)

190 Sock fail.....

Posted by: Reginald Van Dough at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (rHvvN)

191 christen thee, the flying WASP!
Posted by: Judge Elihu Smails"

Sell Bushwood?

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (j0Tky)

192 I'm not trying to justify it, but on a "hard" job, if you're a business owner, who do you think is going to take a job like that more seriously. Upper middle class 16 year old that is working for "fun money"...

Hand job >>>>>> hard job, especially from a 16 year old!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (otzbu)

193 "Citizens Want Political Turnaround": AfD Now Polls At 43% Across Eastern Germany

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (RHGPo)

194 >>"The world needs ditch diggers, too "


One of the many lessons I learned before I even turned 15:

There is Pride to be found in a well-dug ditch.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Shi2G)

195 Archimedes

What I observe is the Left wants to kill all but themselves. This keeps budget costs low, and is on brand. No one can remove them from power. Other people cost them, so killing them will save money.

If someone survives, they want to enslave them.

Pretty clear.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (u82oZ)

196 What's funny is that about 6 months ago all the white libs (at least in California) excitedly handed out "ICE Whistles" to each other -- super-loud whistles that you were supposed to blow if you were a White Karen AWFL who witnessed an ICE arrest, and it would summon Antifa to come stop the arrest.

I swear, every lefties household in the Bay Area has at least one of these whistles.

AND THEN...nothing. ICE Continues to deport illegals in California top to bottom, and nobody has ever blown a whistle to stop them, and no Antifa ever came to save they day.

It's virtue-signalling all the way down.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Av6i5)

197 I have nothing against hiring a Hispanic if they are here legally. As a matter of fact I want them to have a job.
But any who sneaks into the country illegally needs to be kicked out. There is a right way and a wrong way.

Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (VrYHL)

198
"Slavery now, slavery tomorrow, slavery forever!"

-- Your Dim Party members

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (trSL4)

199 It took all of my willpower not to just reply"

Don't stop. I let em know when stupid...

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (j0Tky)

200 Imagine trying to be a private employer (other than a NP) with that mess.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (NFX2v)
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When I get to a MoMee I will tell the story of Franpsycho and the San Francisco Human Rights Commission.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (RIvkX)

201 I spent one summer cleaning out horse stalls for a real estate agent.


What a fun job THAT was..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)

202 Bill Cullen>>Peter Cullen

Posted by: Culhanes of Kornfield Kounty at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (JM9I6)

203 By the end of Trump term 2.0 I suggest that Tom Homan gets a statue in his honor somewhere. Maybe put it somewhere in the border or maybe in an airport

Make it like the statue of Junipero Serra near San Francisco with his finger pointing south.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (vTZFs)

204 Furnace creek death valley hotel had a great Sunday brunch served by charming and Intelligent college students, white glove stuff.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (LGAor)

205 199 AND THEN...nothing. ICE Continues to deport illegals in California top to bottom, and nobody has ever blown a whistle to stop them, and no Antifa ever came to save they day.

It's virtue-signalling all the way down.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Av6i5)

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ICE would be off the streets in California if the state legislature repealed the law that made it illegal for police forces in the state to honor ICE detainrs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (/PKja)

206 I hate that lady's brows, they look like she used a stencil and a sharpie.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (i9SW2)

207 California Senate Passes Bill To Fine Influencers Over Undisclosed Paid Political Posts

The measure would allow California's campaign watchdog to impose fines of up to $5,000 per violation.

... so, how does this affect the MSM ?
When is an "journalist" not an "Influencers" ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

208 Oh, boo,hoo. if the golfers can't get their sammiches at the Hamptons country club, they can stop off at McDonald's on the way home.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (0Htd1)

209 I can't remember my first real job.
I'd had so many under the table jobs by 16.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (g9NYF)

210 @RepDebDingell (D-MI) says Hasan Piker is "not what November is about," and that Republicans are trying to divide Democrats over it:

Then you should have no problem whatsoever repudiating all of his insane positions, right?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

211 Best teen job: paperboy!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:59 PM (geWO5)


Bra fitter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (ExV1e)

212 "People with No Criminal Record are Increasingly Targeted", alarms NYT.
As many other have repeatedly pointed out, being here illegally constitutes having a criminal record, albeit a misdemeanor; if you've been deported once and again enter illegally then it's now a felony. The NYT is apparently staffed by idiots.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (cWffP)

213 We used to hire American teenagers for these jobs.

Not only that, but these particular jobs were a very big step up for American teenagers. They would meet co-workers who would help them later in life; the job itself would provide learning opportunities unavailable elsewhere.

Jobs like these were coveted by teenagers and college students in ways that most weren’t.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (kYmoU)

214 Hi all if you could spare a few prayers for healing (and sleep) for Brit Lass it would be appreciated. So far the tests are good but she has imaging tests in a couple weeks and then an appt with surgeon regardless of the imaging result, but hopefully that's just her doctor being thorough.

She's a bit beside herself today and I worry for her because she's usually harder than a coffin nail. Hoping this is all mostly something of nothing. Thanks.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (+j84F)

215
RepDebDingell (D-MI) says Hasan Piker is "not what November is about," and that Republicans are trying to divide Democrats over it: "I'm still trying to figure out is it the reason he exercises and looks buff why he has so many followers?"
Posted by: SMOD


Vote her out!

Three generations of imbeciles is enough!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (trSL4)

216 Another big factor are the employment laws. Hiring is easy, but firing and avoiding a lawsuit is a hassle. Easier to hire someone who just isn't going to sue.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (X6P5n)

217 Part of the problem is critical thinking skills aren’t extant. Yes, they know things are screwed up beyond belief.

But they can’t seem to connect the dots. “We should have open borders!” and “I can’t believe the minimum wage is so low!” are directly connected.

Millions and millions of illegal labor drives wages down down down. Costs for rent and insurance go up. Those “intangibles” they bring are increased hit and run and carnage on the highway among other things.

Court interpreters for 72 different languages costs a fortune, by the way. Schools are fooked. The list is extensive.

Cost shifting everything onto the backs of local citizens, local governments. It is beyond repulsive. And all these bastards on the left have monetized this and make serious bank.

Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (aRf29)

218 I spent one summer cleaning out horse stalls for a real estate agent.

What a fun job THAT was..........



Soooo... you're the guy who has to tell his grandkids you spent the war shoveling s*** in Louisiana?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

219 212 As many other have repeatedly pointed out, being here illegally constitutes having a criminal record, albeit a misdemeanor; if you've been deported once and again enter illegally then it's now a felony. The NYT is apparently staffed by idiots.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (cWffP)

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Illegal presence is a civil crime, not a criminal crime. The civil remedy is deportation.

It's a game of semantics, to a degree, but the fact that deportation is the actual civil remedy always entertains me.

Entering illegally is, I believe, a criminal matter, but illegals aren't picked up in Iowa for crossing the border, but for being in the country illegally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (/PKja)

220 Deb Haaland has a huge head. She needs a head shrinker.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (0Htd1)

221 NotTheBee: WaPo got nuked from orbit after it tried to make Dolly Parton an example of "choosing against parenting"

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

222 off topic: no surprise:

As it becomes increasingly evident that President Donald Trump's "downfall" is imminent, he is going to lash out and cause as much damage to the country as he can before "losing all of his power." This is according to Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman, who warned on Wednesday that Trump;s collapse has similarities to that of one of history's greatest tyrants.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)

223 Shorter Rep Debra Dingell: This election is not about anything that makes us look bad!

Seriously, ignore any of us that upset you, just vote blue and STFU!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (4KUe5)

224 When I get to a MoMee I will tell the story of Franpsycho and the San Francisco Human Rights Commission.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (RIvkX)

Set to the tune of "Harper Valley PTA" or "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb"?

Posted by: pookysgirl needs to ask Pookette what keys those are in at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (Wt5PA)

225 garret how is your dad?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (RIvkX)

226 Yes, a whole lot of American teens would have loved this summer jobs.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)


It's a rich area. Their teens don't work.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

They don't call it Long Island for nothing. It's a long way from where the poors live to where the swells need labor.
I wonder where they hide, I mean house, all those illegals. They're not bussing in from queens, tahts for sure.
Prolly have "servants quarters" on some of the bigger plantat... estates there.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (zafwz)

227 Sanctuary cities and states are in a state of insurrection. Why are mayors and governors not in prison?


This would have never have happened if Dubya had US Marshalls arrest the mayor of San Francisco when this shit started. But he was too busy proclaiming that Islam was the religion of peace.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (No6pV)

228 214 Prayer up, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (77rzZ)

229 George Costanza weekended in the Hamptons, and don't you forget it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (gm9Sb)

230 Going through the posts, snitch lines and fining owners with illegals sounds like a good idea.

Just the threat, There's a snitch line. These are the penalties. Do a few small businesses in every city here and there shutting a few down for examples.

Encourage things to stop.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (Sco7b)

231 Picking grapes was bad growing up. Fucking bees everywhere. I'd rather shovel pig shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (tg5bM)

232 Prayers up for your dad's recovery, and for you.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (Rln0i)

233 Set to the tune of "Harper Valley PTA" or "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb"?
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to ask Pookette what keys those are in at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (Wt5PA)
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Ha!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)

234 I spent one summer cleaning out horse stalls for a real estate agent.


What a fun job THAT was..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)

They put realtors in stalls like horses? I did not know that. More humane than cages, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (1z8ji)

235 Yo SanFranPsycho -
I mentioned it above; No Heart Attack, Possible Minor Stroke (imaging/reading needed to confirm that), Diverticulitis Infection.

He's on Antibiotics and at home resting. Late night, but he's doing ok.
Thanks.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Shi2G)

236 I don't care whether they have criminal records or not. I don't care whether they've been here for 30 days or 30 years.

If they are here illegally -- and that includes being here technically legally but only because of immigration fraud -- I want these motherfuckers out of my country.

Every last one of them. Gone. I'll pull the triggers on the catapults myself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

237 San Franpsycho

He posted that above.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (u82oZ)

238 216 Another big factor are the employment laws. Hiring is easy, but firing and avoiding a lawsuit is a hassle. Easier to hire someone who just isn't going to sue.

.. a number of decades ago, the WSJ had a piece about employers hiring persons that they were not totally allowed to inquire about. Hire them, then the next day, they declare they are addicted to drugs, Pokemon, whatever and need to go to rehab on they new company's dime.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

239 Tragic!

How will people eat! Mass starvation!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 27, 2026 01:15 PM (hzuYO)

240 236 I don't care whether they have criminal records or not. I don't care whether they've been here for 30 days or 30 years.

If they are here illegally -- and that includes being here technically legally but only because of immigration fraud -- I want these motherfuckers out of my country.

Every last one of them. Gone. I'll pull the triggers on the catapults myself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

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We took 60 years to get to this point.

It's gonna take a while to clean up the mess.

Best to win in 2028 if we want it to continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:15 PM (/PKja)

241 She's a bit beside herself today and I worry for her because she's usually harder than a coffin nail. Hoping this is all mostly something of nothing. Thanks.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (+j84F)



Prayers up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

242 Here in UMC NoVa, our subdivision's pool is staffed entirely by Eastern European kids, roughly college age. It is definitely still a thing.

We suspected that a lot of the Eastern Euro girls might be looking for a husband while they were here, and a lot of them were smoking hot. Maybe some of the guys too, because, well, Euros...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (QaH55)

243 MOAR PLEZE

Posted by: The Cats of Ohio at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (Cjger)

244 The kind of kids they used to hire to do these jobs now can hide in college for four extra years and not have to face those entry-level jobs like previous generations.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (TBve8)

245
We took 60 years to get to this point.

It's gonna take a while to clean up the mess.

Best to win in 2028 if we want it to continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:15 PM (/PKja)



Star Trek is 60 years old.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

246 This Deb Haaland is no relation.

Posted by: Erling Haaland, Norwegian Professional Kickballer at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (wVcYX)

247 Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (4KUe5)

Dunno. For the moment I'm still thinking it's more "don't think of that pink elephant". The whole thing is a ruse.

Remember Democrats don't take a shit without ten focus groups, a script, and 100 paid influence merchants to talk about how beautiful it is.

And they don't give up power to anyone. And... when they fight, they smear, ruin, jail or kill you - it's not a fluffy handbag slap fight like this DNC-DSA bs.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (+j84F)

248 First: Whether or not they have "criminal records," they are still illegal and not permitted to stay. There is no law saying "illegals may live in the US as long as they like so long as Soros DAs refuse to prosecute them for crimes."


This is because any amnesty for illegals bill that's signed into law (God forbid) will be sold partly on being tough on illegal felons! The proponents will loudly repeat there will be no amnesty for illegals with a felony record! After being signed into law, Joe Q. Public will be quietly told that only three out of every million illegals has a felony record that bars them from amnesty. Leftists are always planning far ahead.



Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (5rh/l)

249 The solution is obvious: eat the rich.

Posted by: Motφrhead at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)

250 Let's see...
-Mrs. Eromero
-Mrs. Lloyd
-Mrs. Sponge
-Brit Lass
-garrett's dad
-inadvertent omissions

prayers for speedy and complete healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)

251 Oh, shut up you sad old whore.

It's not about his looks (though I'm sure it helps).

Charlie Kirk was a handsome dude and they were thrilled to see him shot in the neck.

They like Hasan because he screams for more people to shot in the neck.

It's about the neck-shooting, ya stupid bitch, not the gym regimen. Go home and slam your dry old clam to hus Twitch streams. You understand nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (BI5O2)

252 Picking grapes was bad growing up. Fucking bees everywhere. I'd rather shovel pig shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I had to prune Christmas trees on my family's Christmas-tree farms all summer. Bees, wasps, and hornets built nests in many of the trees, and you might not see the nest until you had started pruning the tree, which of course stirred them up.

Also, hot and humid AF. Miserable.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

253 Not only that, but these particular jobs were a very big step up for American teenagers. They would meet co-workers who would help them later in life

... and bored wealthy ladies eager to show them the ropes, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Penthouse Magazine at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (pBJ6M)

254 245
Star Trek is 60 years old.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

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THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

GENE RODDENBERRY CAUSED OUR IMMIGRATION PROBLEMS AND ONLY NOW, WHEN STAR TREK IS TRULY DEAD, ARE OUR IMMIGRATION PROBLEMS BEING ADDRESSED!

For the sake of the nation, keep Star Trek dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (/PKja)

255 231 Picking grapes was bad growing up. Fucking bees everywhere. I'd rather shovel pig shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

---------
My very first job I said Thank You and Please, made me scrub a parking lot down on my knees
Then I got fired for being scared of bees. They only paid me 50 cents an hour.

Oh father forgive us for what we must do....

Posted by: John Prine at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (X6P5n)

256 209 I can't remember my first real job.
I'd had so many under the table jobs by 16.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (g9NYF)


C'mon men! He tosses up a softball like that and nothing.
I'm disappointed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (zafwz)

257 Never baled Hay. Heard that can be rough.

Detassling seed corn isn’t too bad, that was good money for teens. Only lasts for a couple weeks or so, though.

Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 01:18 PM (aRf29)

258 You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!!! - George torturing Susan’s parents while pretending to have a home in the Hamptons

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 01:18 PM (geWO5)

259 prayers for speedy and complete healing
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:18 PM (ccf/V)

260 George Costanza weekended in the Hamptons, and don't you forget it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (gm9Sb)

All right, you wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!

Posted by: George Costanza at August 27, 2026 01:18 PM (QRHoA)

261 Here in UMC NoVa, our subdivision's pool is staffed entirely by Eastern European kids, roughly college age. It is definitely still a thing.

We suspected that a lot of the Eastern Euro girls might be looking for a husband while they were here, and a lot of them were smoking hot. Maybe some of the guys too, because, well, Euros...


I wouldn't know, because I'm 29, and it would be wrong to notice smokin' hot girls in swimsuits.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

262 Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Shi2G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (u82oZ)

Thank you both.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)

263 The upscale areas of the Hamptons and Long Island -- and Boston and pretty much everywhere else in the NE -- were long notorious for using illegal seasonal labor.

Even long before Biden open the borders, the restaurants, bars, clubs, and even spaces were all staffed with Irish who would come on a "tourist" visa and stay and work the entire summer. Some really hot Irish lasses, too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

264 San Franpsycho

Hope your wife is thriving, and you both are enjoying life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (u82oZ)

265 Illegals don't work harder. This is a myth.

Posted by: Spong

Tahat is correct. The benefit is that they can be paid below minimum wage, no benefits, and no employer contribution to social security tax.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (0U5gm)

266 >>George Costanza weekended in the Hamptons, and don't you forget it.


The Front Door to my house is painted a green that was named 'Prickly Pete'. Had to pick it.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (Shi2G)

267 Also, hot and humid AF. Miserable.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

And the sap - don't forget the sap...

Posted by: Boswell at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (NTVPI)

268 >>Never baled Hay. Heard that can be rough.


I have. It is.

Great way to get in shape though and cheaper than a club membership.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:21 PM (viF8m)

269 And the sap - don't forget the sap...
Posted by: Boswell

Yeah, we had to scrub our arms with 409 to get the pitch off.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

270 I wouldn't know, because I'm 29, and it would be wrong to notice smokin' hot girls in swimsuits.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

Why would one notice chicks in swimsuits? Aside from them needing to probably cover up moar.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Z5BUl)

271 Best teen job: paperboy!

Pal had a bag boy job at a Hollywood hills Market.
MILF city.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (/QmnP)

272 >>Even long before Biden open the borders, the restaurants, bars, clubs, and even spaces were all staffed with Irish who would come on a "tourist" visa and stay and work the entire summer. Some really hot Irish lasses, too.

I see you've been to Block Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)

273 There's a geeky gay Mexican who has moles over his face and a creepy mustache. They love him too, because he's a Communist who wants to murder me.

American politicians are all superficial retards who've become completely decoupled from reality. These little monsters aren't you... they aren't packaging a disingenuous elite insider political scam in cute marketing materials. They're out for blood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)

274 Paperboy was my first job.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (tg5bM)

275 Never baled Hay. Heard that can be rough.

I have. It is.


I, OTOH, have toted that barge, and lifted that bale, and after all that, I'd get a little drunk, and I'd land in jaaaiiiiilllll....

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

276 Tatt brows. Nioce.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (TezPK)

277 Yeah, we had to scrub our arms with 409 to get the pitch off.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

Sticky business, tree farms...better off growing weed!

Posted by: Boswell at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (NTVPI)

278 Pal had a bag boy job at a Hollywood hills Market.
MILF city.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (/QmnP)

Paul is a bag boy at a gay bathhouse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 01:24 PM (1z8ji)

279 I washed dishes at our church event center on the weekends once a month when I was 13 years old. Used the old time cards.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (diia5)

280 Even long before Biden open the borders, the restaurants, bars, clubs, and even spaces were all staffed with Irish who would come on a "tourist" visa and stay and work the entire summer. Some really hot Irish lasses, too.

I see you've been to Block Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)
_____

"Meh. Fire Island is where it's at!"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

281 The Flamingo Kid.

A recent high-school graduate unsure of his future gets a summer job at the Flamingo beach club.

Matt Dillon stars.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (wVcYX)

282 garrett - How's your dad?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (viF8m)

283 I see you've been to Block Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)

Hither Hills, Montauk - every hotel full of Irish lassies for the summer...no complaints.

Posted by: Boswell at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (NTVPI)

284 Best to win in 2028 if we want it to continue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

To have control of the 2030 census. That will have major ramifications.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (otzbu)

285 Yea and all those African nursing home workers are lazy as hell.

Posted by: jaimo at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (2noDb)

286 garrett. How's your dad?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)

287 My first "job" was selling greeting cards, door to door. I was young enough that I could plausibly pretend that I didn't understand what the No Soliciting sign meant.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (8mulE)

288 As a former New Mexican, descended from other former New Mexicans, I must say, WTF, New Mexico? Further and further down the shitter.

Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (2Xqig)

289 He's doing OK, jackstraw.

Updated in the mid 140s, here.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (Shi2G)

290 284 Best to win in 2028 if we want it to continue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

To have control of the 2030 census. That will have major ramifications.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (otzbu)

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2026 doesn't matter very much. Congress is a false prize. All power is in the executive because of the size and scope of the federal register and the fact that Congress simply does not operate correctly anymore and hasn't in something like a century.

2028 matters a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:27 PM (/PKja)

291 He's doing OK, jackstraw.

Updated in the mid 140s, here.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (Shi2G)



He live close by?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:27 PM (ccf/V)

292 First job was in a warehouse. A hot warehouse.

I also refurbished receivers and the like. And by refurbished I mean cleaned and boxed them........

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:28 PM (+j84F)

293 My first "job" was selling greeting cards, door to door. I was young enough that I could plausibly pretend that I didn't understand what the No Soliciting sign meant.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (8mulE)

Become a door-to-door salesman of "Fuck Off!" doormats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (1z8ji)

294 >>He live close by?


Yes. He lives on the other side of the river from me.

I get to be his Ambulance Driver!

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (Shi2G)

295 As a former New Mexican, descended from other former New Mexicans, I must say, WTF, New Mexico? Further and further down the shitter.
Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (2Xqig)
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It's the blue meth.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (amcLV)

296 Detasselling corn.

Now, that was a job.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

297 In tech, a big benefit of foreigners is that it cuts our all the hassle of management.

- The employment laws are a big deal. Everyone wants to sue for discrimination, hostile work environment, unfair treatment, etc.

- Culture. good management of skilled, creative, people is hard because they always have "ideas". They create conflicts. They have resentment of each other. The manager has to keep them happy to do whatever needs to be done. I have fired or refused to hire many people simply because they would be a bad fit. Complainers, backstabbers, megolomaniacs, etc.. With foreigners, it isn't a problem because they will put up with a lot of shit.

- Competence. In tech, being a competent manager is tough, but necessary. You can't tell an engineer to do something foolish as he will get pissed and be very unhappy. Foreigners will waste time doing stupid shit for months, just happy know they getting paid. Or, an American will ask questions and demand resources when in over their head, but a foreigner will stay up late on youtube figuring out what the manager should have known and told them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (X6P5n)

298 Yes. He lives on the other side of the river from me.

I get to be his Ambulance Driver!
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (Shi2G)



Good times.

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (ccf/V)

299 Them Irish gals, like Maggie O'Hooligan, are randy and exceptionally fertile.

Posted by: Danny Noonan at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (wVcYX)

300 So they need more cash?

Moose, Rocko, help the judge find his wallet...

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (j0Tky)

301 Become a door-to-door salesman of "F*** Off!" doormats.

A friend had a "What, you again?" doormat.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (Riz8t)

302 "Meh. Fire Island is where it's at!"
Pete Bootyjuice

Fire island (fire, fire island), it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weekend
Don't go in the bushes, no, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya
Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, someone might stab ya...

Posted by: Village People at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (QRHoA)

303 Posted by: Spong

Tahat is correct.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (0U5gm)

Tahat Johnson?

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (+j84F)

304 X-rated movie "The Lawnmower Woman."


It was nothing like "The Lawnmower Man."

She went door to door selling riding lawnmowers. And got rode for her troubles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (ccf/V)

305 I was married to a Legal Alien years ago. That's what we had to call him on our tax documents.
Cost me THOUSANDS of dollars to get him here.

These illegal aliens (stop fucking calling them migrants) pay nothing and cost the taxpayers BILLIONS.
Rich people LOVE them, because they are, essentially, their SLAVES.
Get them ALL the fuck out of our country. If you came here illegally, you broke the law, and I don't want to hear your sob story. Go back to your shithole country!

Posted by: Tamminator at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (tHEhe)

306 Tahat.

Sounds like an AT&T customer service rep........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)

307 Get them ALL the fuck out of our country. If you came here illegally, you broke the law, and I don't want to hear your sob story. Go back to your shithole country!
Posted by: Tamminator at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (tHEhe)

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PREAAAAAACH

Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (oqH4h)

308 From The Daily Mail. The Somalis are the fabric of MN, doncha know:
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Police in Minneapolis reportedly raided the apartment of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son and seized firearms before arresting his roommate.

Law enforcement sources told Alpha News that a search warrant was carried out at the home of Omar's son Adnan on Tuesday night.

According to the outlet, they recovered guns and ammunition from the home and arrested his roommate Abdulrahman Abdi, 22.

Earlier that day, the city's police department said in a statement to the Daily Mail that they conducted a traffic stop and cited Abdi for no proof of insurance and no license.

The department said that Abdi was released at the scene and the vehicle was in the process of being impounded when a firearm was found inside.

Officers later tracked Abdi to an address on Marquette Ave where they said they arrested him 'without incident.'

Abdi was later booked into Hennepin County Jail on a weapons charge before being released on Wednesday night, records show.

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (kX27y)

309 Have any of the yacht club members offered to adopt and of the sparks of humanity?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (YkczM)

310 Before moving to PR I needed to make some cash so I had 2 jobs. Worked for a tree surgeon during the day, when home and slept for few hours and then went to work on an overnight shift cleaning a McDonald's with another guy. Another guy who was a felon and pretty much always high on something.

It was years before I could even drive by the Clown's place without retching after that episode. I've seen things ...

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)

311 Bob, the extra benefit of hiring H1Bs in tech that are from your caste/home town or province is that you can extort them for a % kickback on every paycheck.

Head of IT at Walmart was arrested recently for doing this - he was pulling in something like $30k a day in employee kickbacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (4KUe5)

312 Them Irish gals, like Maggie O'Hooligan, are randy and exceptionally fertile.

Posted by: Danny Noonan at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (wVcYX)



"Uch.....DAT's all I neeed......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (ccf/V)

313 I also refurbished receivers and the like. And by refurbished I mean cleaned and boxed them........
Posted by: ...


How did you manage to avoid getting cut-up by their cleats?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (diia5)

314 One argument I've seen the left make is that if you can't pay a "living wage" you shouldn't be allowed to have a business.

Crazy I know.

But here is a clear example of a business trying to reduce salaries by hiring illegals and...the left is defending them

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

315 If you came here illegally, you broke the law, and I don't want to hear your sob story. Go back to your shithole country!
Posted by: Tamminator at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (tHEhe)

Checks out. Every country not the USA is, by clear and objective measures, a shithole country.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 01:34 PM (wVcYX)

316 231 Picking grapes was bad growing up. Fucking bees everywhere.
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Tell me more about these fucking bees.

Posted by: SNL killer bee from the '70s at August 27, 2026 01:34 PM (sFNX2)

317 The press and leftists are trying to get my sympathy by using "father" as a magic word. But they hate fathers, all fathers, so the impact is nothing. You know they are lying.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 01:34 PM (uhVAy)

318 My first job was construction.
My first corporate job was to stand around on the sales floor at a sporting goods store.
$5.50 per hour!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 01:35 PM (mkw2N)

319 Foreigners will waste time doing stupid shit for months, just happy know they getting paid.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (X6P5n)
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Specific to Indians in tech, they will spend months doing shit work and don't give a damn because their "culture" includes bullshitting and buck-passing as core tenets bordering on national pastime. When their shit work inevitably causes problems, they will spend weeks talking everyone in a circle and blaming everyone and everything but themselves until management throws their hands up and says screw it, and just moves on.

Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 01:35 PM (oqH4h)

320 My first summer job was working in my aunt's rural grocery store and gas station. Cleaning, stocking, and pumping gas 7am to 6pm. Good times.

Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2026 01:36 PM (2Xqig)

321 I'm told by federal source that ICE has arrested roughly 300 Haitian nationals in the state of Ohio alone in recent days


QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at August 27, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

322 I worked with a lot of felons, including one who asked me out on a date on his last day.

I mean, what did he want me to do? Blow him?

Anyway, so I'm blowing him.....

(it's a Robert Schimmel bit - that dude was a funny fuck, survived cancer, died in a car accident)

But regardless, the first sentence is 100% true.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:36 PM (+j84F)

323 Yeah it's a little difficult to beat the drum for 30 years that all fathers are stupid and unnecessary and that most are evil, and then say "unless they are fat Mexican criminals, then fatherhood is a core value."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:37 PM (BI5O2)

324 Imagine if (when?) they start enforcing laws against those hiring the illegals. How many restaurants (and builders, meat packers, etc.) would shut down, or could they hire enough Americans to fill those jobs?

It has to happen at some point, to reverse the damage Biden did. I wonder what percent of illegals are working (real jobs), and how many are on welfare and/or selling drugs or doing other crimes.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2026 01:37 PM (vbXSk)

325 How did you manage to avoid getting cut-up by their cleats?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (diia5)

I shouldn't have LOL but did

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:37 PM (+j84F)

326 Get'em the fuck out

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)

327 .. a number of decades ago, the WSJ had a piece about employers hiring persons that they were not totally allowed to inquire about. Hire them, then the next day, they declare they are addicted to drugs, Pokemon, whatever and need to go to rehab on they new company's dime.
Posted by: SMOD

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This is no joke. In CA it was very hard to fire a druggie. Not just hard, but expensive -- you had to deal with them for months, sadly hoping the OD'd or went on a bender and stopped showing up long enough to justify firing them.

And through it all you are paying lawyers to cover your ass.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:38 PM (X6P5n)

328 My first job was construction.
My first corporate job was to stand around on the sales floor at a sporting goods store.
$5.50 per hour!

Posted by: bonhomme


My first salaried job was poolboy, which included cleaning out the locker rooms, for which I got the princely sum of $1.15/hr.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)

329 324 Imagine if (when?) they start enforcing laws against those hiring the illegals. How many restaurants (and builders, meat packers, etc.) would shut down, or could they hire enough Americans to fill those jobs?

It has to happen at some point, to reverse the damage Biden did. I wonder what percent of illegals are working (real jobs), and how many are on welfare and/or selling drugs or doing other crimes.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2026 01:37 PM (vbXSk)

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You should actually read the law.

A cursory look at eVerify is all employers need to do to make a "good faith" effort. Then they're covered legally.

There's massive wiggle room written into the law for employers to evade responsibility for hiring illegals.

The law needs to change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:39 PM (/PKja)

330 One summer, I life guarded at Belle Meade, THE elite country club in Nashville. It may have been the best job I had in my life. Pay was not bad - best in the city for life guard jobs. Kids were super polite and there were not many of them. Free (good) food, all my swim suits and warmups were supplied. I could use the clay tennis courts anytime I wanted, although golf course use was frowned upon.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (sFNX2)

Ha. I live 5 minutes from it. Off Chickering. (tips hat)

Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 27, 2026 01:39 PM (w1Bba)

331 But June and July data suggests that ICE agents making arrests in communities are not focusing their efforts solely on areas the administration deems to be sanctuary jurisdictions. Those cities and states saw a 27% increase in street arrests during those months compared to the previous six, compared with a 50% increase everywhere else, CBS News' analysis of the data found.

They are really making me wish I could vote for Trump again.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 27, 2026 01:40 PM (4NO2D)

332 Country Club Liberal suffering is the best suffering.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2026 01:40 PM (bX16E)

333 331 They are really making me wish I could vote for Trump again.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 27, 2026 01:40 PM (4NO2D)

======

But I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so nothing is happening.

The only recourse is to vote for the party that promises mass amnesty and open borders to teach Trump a lesson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (/PKja)

334 You have to appreciate the fact that the word “father” only has context to the media when it’s deployed in an attempt to gather (unwarranted) pathos from the reader. Otherwise it’s some type of non binary, gender whateverthefuck symbolism of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (x/Rva)

335 330 Belle Mead distills a fine whiskey

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (bX16E)

336 322 I remember Robert Schimmel, I didn't know he died in a car accident.

Posted by: jaimo at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (2noDb)

337 Except for being a paper boy, and one summer as a lifeguard, I was always restaurant labor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)

338 The killing of two immigrants by federal agents in Maine and Texas during attempted traffic stops reignited outcry.


Gee. Don't provide any details into THAT tidbit or anything.


You really don't hate the media enough. They truly ARE the enemy of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)

They need to go back to J-school. They let the cat out of the bag: "attempted traffic stops" what made the stops fail? criminal attempts to evade ICE maybe?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (uhVAy)

339 > Picking grapes was bad growing up. Fucking bees everywhere.

When I was a teen our church group went to an apple orchard and picked up apples for eight hours. We did not pick apples. Our job was to dig through the apples on the ground to find undamaged apples and collect them.

This was deep in the heart of summer in eastern WA. It was miserable and the air was sickly sweet with rotting apple smell. I couldn't stand anything apple flavored or scented for years.

On the plus side, I vividly remember two jerks getting into a fight. One sucker punched the other and ran away. While he was running, the other picked up a rotten apple and hit him with it. The apple exploded on top of the sucker-puncher's head and he tumbled.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (mkw2N)

340 But I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so nothing is happening.

The only recourse is to vote for the party that promises mass amnesty and open borders to teach Trump a lesson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (/PKja)

I don’t get it :-)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (geWO5)

341 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:43 PM (ccf/V)

342 I remember Robert Schimmel, I didn't know he died in a car accident.

Posted by: jaimo at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (2noDb)

Saw that dude live like three times. Piss yourself laughing funny. Made Norm Macdonald, one of the funniest people who ever lived, seem quaint.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:43 PM (+j84F)

343 I wonder what percent of illegals are working (real jobs), and how many are on welfare and/or selling drugs or doing other crimes.

Try and. They’re illegals. There’s no reason that they can’t do both, or all three.

I’m reminded of an exchange between Lex Luthor and one of his henchmen in Elliott S! Maggin’s Last Son of Krypton. He’s been laundering some of his more normal inventions through a fake name, and his accountant tells him the guy has made too much and the taxes are going to kill them.

“We don’t have to pay [his] income tax… Let a process server try to find him. We’re criminals, remember?”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 27, 2026 01:44 PM (kYmoU)

344 Posted by: ballistic


Tell me about it. Worst of all, they advance in these tech companies by having the best line of bullshit.

It is as if the entire culture is optimized for scamming

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:44 PM (X6P5n)

345 165 Anyone else think of Caddyshack when reading this?
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (vLGBF)

Not sure. I HAVE had "I'm Alright" earworming me for an hour though..

Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 27, 2026 01:44 PM (w1Bba)

346 I got invited to one of these allegedly exclusive clubs for a work lunch. As I’m sitting at the table I see one of the illegal immigrant servers off to the side constantly itching his crotch. I was like, yeah, no. I’ll just have the bottled water, thanks.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 01:44 PM (x/Rva)

347 Except for being a paper boy, and one summer as a lifeguard, I was always restaurant labor.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)

yeah I had one summer in college a job for Manpower doing day work for various corporate clients, including unloading the steamer Delta Queen on the shores of the Ohio which was a blast from the past. Another doing some redrilling of some parts using a set up fixture on a big machine - put a part in, lower the drilling parts in, pull out, remove part for the cluster of boxes of parts they had. Cheaper than having a skilled guy do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 01:46 PM (uhVAy)

348 “We don’t have to pay [his] income tax… Let a process server try to find him. We’re criminals, remember?”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 27, 2026 01:44 PM (kYmoU)

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch of the meticulously planned operation by the gang that falls apart when they discover there's nothing illegal about giving 10 quid for a watch at a jewelry store.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 01:48 PM (uhVAy)

349 157
In their camps that are popping up in cities with commie governments, CCP fentanyl humanly does the job Zeyklon-B used to do.
Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Y8DZL)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2026 01:48 PM (g8Ew8)

350 299 Them Irish gals, like Maggie O'Hooligan, are randy and exceptionally fertile.

hmm. are potatoes an aphrodisiac?

Posted by: anachronda at August 27, 2026 01:49 PM (oY6Yp)

351 I don't know where your Costco is located, but I see more than 1 Bangladeshi at mine. Many, many more. :shrugs:

Posted by: King Rooten Tooten at August 27, 2026 01:52 PM (Cjger)

352 are potatoes an aphrodisiac?

if taken in the form of a suppository then yes

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 27, 2026 01:53 PM (jrgJz)

353 AND THEN...nothing. ICE Continues to deport illegals in California top to bottom, and nobody has ever blown a whistle to stop them, and no Antifa ever came to save they day.

It's virtue-signalling all the way down.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Av6i5)

I suspect the NGO money ran out for those games.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 01:59 PM (uhVAy)

The Morning Rant: Cultural Suicide

punk-monkey.jpg

Cultural suicide is all the rage in Europe these days, with the UK and Germany busily destroying themselves, and France, Belgium, The Netherlands, and Spain not far behind, all fighting for primacy in the race to surrender to the left and to Islam. They have also run full-tilt towards a "carbonless future," even though the world economy runs on oil and gas, and it is an impossibility to shift away from them without a massive degradation in standards of living.

But never mind the facts! They are closing nuclear plants and coal mines and trying to shut down oil and gas production and exploration, while pushing for an all-electric economy.

So it is a pleasure to see a European country doing something right for a change. Norway has correctly identified the illogic in cutting petroleum production and use while simultaneously cutting nuclear. The numbers just don't work, and apparently somebody in Norway knows how to add.

Norway Plans More Oil, Gas Exploration in Arctic, Bucks EU Push for Moratorium

Norway will ignore the European Union’s demands for a moratorium on hydrocarbon exploration in the Arctic Circle and continue drilling for oil and gas in the Barents Sea, the country’s energy minister said.

Speaking before Norway’s biannual energy conference, which began in Stavanger on Aug. 24, Norwegian Energy Minister Terje Aasland said Oslo had a right to develop its own sovereign resources.

“In today’s geopolitical and ​security environment, and given the resource situation, I believe continued activity in the Barents Sea serves both Norwegian and European interests,” Aasland said.


Without exploration and bringing new wells on-line, their current production would decrease until...wait for it...they won't have enough oil and gas for their customers (Europe) and themselves. And all of that sweet foreign money that flows to Norway to fund their soft socialism would slow, and Norwegians might have to work harder to support their 200,000 Muslims.

Reality is smacking Europe in the face! Green insanity can never provide enough power to run even the most basic services, and the dirty little secret of the bien pensants is that they still need oil and gas...and lots of it. When tens of thousands of Europeans die every summer because they can't afford air conditioning, and their governments won't allow them even if they could, something is broken. And it is the cradle-to-grave welfare state that so many crave.

Economics is a cold-hearted bitch, and it says that when too much productive work is captured by government, growth slows, innovation slows, and wealth creation slows. That is what has happened to Europe, and its Green insanity is just accelerating its plunge into 3rd world status.

GDP_USA_EU.png

That is a direct result of the policies of the EU and its member states. They are driving their populations into poverty, all in service to their ultimate goal of a socialist/Green nirvana. It doesn't exist, and will never exist, but they keep trying!

Oceans of power, from petroleum, nuclear, coal, hydro-electric, and natural gas is what drives wealth. Our great industrial awakening of the 19th century was powered by coal, and even our new technological revolution in AI will be powered by traditional sources. As the United States cautiously embraces nuclear, and returns to petroleum as an inexpensive and simple power source, we will continue to outpace the sclerotic EU.

Make no mistake...the "Green New Deal" and all of the other fantastical and impossible plans for a carbonless America have one goal, and that is the centralization of power in service of socialism. A country that provides endless opportunity for its citizens is a poor candidate for socialism. But a country sinking into an existential malaise of worsening standards of living, onerous regulation, and restricted travel is a fine candidate for that socialist nirvana that is always just over the horizon.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

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Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (tg5bM)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

3 On the EARLY tip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

4 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 11:00 AM (g9NYF)

5 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 11:00 AM (tg5bM)

6 Good. We'll keep all the air conditioning for ourselves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 11:01 AM (4Je4D)

7 “Suicide?” Are you sure? 3 shots to the back of the head with a bolt action rifle seems … somewhat suspect.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 11:01 AM (Y8TXp)

8 The United Kingdom's new motto: "Hey, we're worse than Mississippi!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 11:02 AM (4Je4D)

9 Willowed:

Some interesting koinkadinkies regarding the man arrested in early August for apparently planning to assassinate the First Lady:

https://tinyurl.com/3rbcdnsh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 11:03 AM (1o8D5)

10 Funny how green is the color of both the envirocunts and the jihadists.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 11:03 AM (+j84F)

11 Central AC is on here keeping Mrs. BD and me nice and cool.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 11:04 AM (1o8D5)

12 The United Kingdom's new motto: "Hey, we're worse than Mississippi!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 11:02 AM (4Je4D)


Our GDP may be lower than 50 US states but we still beat the other 7.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:04 AM (ExV1e)

13 I say we go back to killin' whales and seals for oil. If the lefties are OK with wind turbines killin' birds, they oughtta be OK with that.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:04 AM (77rzZ)

14 That is a direct result of the policies of the EU and its member states. They are driving their populations into poverty, all in service to their ultimate goal of a socialist/Green nirvana. It doesn't exist, and will never exist, but they keep trying!


The green line is going up, so they see that as a win and they'll just keep on f*cking that chicken. This is fine. Everything is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)

15 The United Kingdom's new motto: "Hey, we're worse than Mississippi!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 11:02 AM (4Je4D)



I would argue it's "allah ackbar."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:06 AM (ccf/V)

16 Speaking of Europe and wine, if you get a headache from red wine, it’s because of the tannins. Get a low tannin red and you won’t get the headache.

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)

17 >>I say we go back to killin' whales and seals for oil. If the lefties are OK with wind turbines killin' birds, they oughtta be OK with that.

They are already killing whales with wind turbines.

They never actually cared about whales or anything else other than power.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 11:07 AM (viF8m)

18 Speaking of Europe and wine, if you get a headache from red wine, it’s because of the tannins. Get a low tannin red and you won’t get the headache.
Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)



It seems someone has done a lot of studying on this..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:07 AM (ccf/V)

19 Make no mistake...the "Green New Deal"


Unless I am grievously mistaken there are about 5-6 states that have signed on to the new green deal scam by passing state laws that force them to move their entire states electric production/consumption to wind and solar by 2030. That's just a few short years away.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2026 11:07 AM (cpFbA)

20 I have begun to think the socialists will win, considering their willingness sacrifice and what 2-3 generations have been taught in our schools. I'm not optimistic.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2026 11:08 AM (g8Ew8)

21 Remember:

The Democrats are still touting that the Trump tax cuts cost the Government money and increased the debt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

22 The new Swedish travel ads with hot, young blonde women huddled together under blankets in candle-lit rooms to both keep warm and avoid the muslim rape gangs are going to be kind of sad.

But still kind of sexy.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 11:08 AM (Sco7b)

23 Norway is exploring and exporting to raise coin, but limits it's own citizens... how charming.

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 11:08 AM (j0Tky)

24 I don't get all of the hand wringing. If you're are not self sufficient as a sovereign nation, whose fucking fault is that?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 11:08 AM (FR9Sb)

25 "Green New Deal"

Burning down mosques is probably not carbon-neutral.

Posted by: DaveA at August 27, 2026 11:09 AM (FhXTo)

26 >>It seems someone has done a lot of studying on this..........

There are plenty of opportunities to study in the afterlife.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 11:09 AM (NcvvS)

27 Do not forget that the original author of the Green Nude Eel, Saikat Chakrabarti, when he was AOC's chief of staff, said the legislation was not really about the environment but overhauling the entire economy. These Marxists are experts at hiding their real intentions.

Posted by: George V at August 27, 2026 11:10 AM (HUbHH)

28 force them to move their entire states electric production/consumption to wind and solar by 2030. That's just a few short years away."

"We're going to mandate electric cars by 05!

/how'd that work out?

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 11:10 AM (j0Tky)

29 The birthplace of democracy, the Renaissance, the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, human rights and the Reformation is committing cultural suicide and succumbing to the global Caliphate.
If you have ANY interest in visiting Western Europe, better go real soon, cause it's not gonna be around much longer.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 27, 2026 11:10 AM (MNCvZ)

30
bUt FrEe HeAlThCaRe!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 11:11 AM (O0L8i)

31 Speaking of Europe and wine, if you get a headache from red wine, it’s because of the tannins. Get a low tannin red and you won’t get the headache.
Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)


Imposter! The real Piper would tell people to filter their wine through kale.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:11 AM (ExV1e)

32 >>I'm not optimistic.

I don't think of myself as an optimist. But I like our chances, more every single day.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 11:11 AM (viF8m)

33 tax cuts cost the Government money and increased the debt."

It's not your money...

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 11:11 AM (j0Tky)

34 if you get a headache from red wine, it’s because of the tannins. Get a low tannin red and you won’t get the headache
——-
Sulfites are not helpful, though maybe Euros don’t allow those? For a first-class hangover I maintain white wines are often in a league of their own. Not sure why.

Posted by: Wino Street Smarts at August 27, 2026 11:11 AM (3CXto)

35
Canada is becoming Mississippi's U.K.

Now seeing predictions of 20,000 job losses thanks to Carney and the Libs.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 11:12 AM (Y8DZL)

36 I say we go back to killin' whales and seals for oil.

I had a '54 Chevy truck that used whale oil in the differential.

Posted by: DanMan at August 27, 2026 11:12 AM (8uzBS)

37 >I'm not optimistic.

I don't think of myself as an optimist. But I like our chances, more every single day.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 11:11 AM (viF8m

I consider myself an optimistic realist.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:13 AM (KC5Lt)

38 Now seeing predictions of 20,000 job losses thanks to Carney and the Libs.
Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 11:12 AM (Y8DZL)


TDS has a price.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:13 AM (ExV1e)

39
It's not your money...
Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 11:11 AM (j0Tky)



To them it is.

You exist to make government money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

40 Canada is becoming Mississippi's U.K.

Now seeing predictions of 20,000 job losses thanks to Carney and the Libs.
Posted by: Auspex

Good thing they passed the MAID Act to take care of all those jobless folks...

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:13 AM (77rzZ)

41 >>These Marxists are experts at hiding their real intentions.

If they are such experts how come we all know exactly what they are doing?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 11:13 AM (viF8m)

42
I had a '54 Chevy truck that used whale oil in the differential.
Posted by: DanMan at August 27, 2026 11:12 AM (8uzBS)



Ah yes....the 90w gear oil.

That shit STUNK.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

43
Now seeing predictions of 20,000 job losses thanks to Carney and the Libs.
Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 11:12 AM (Y8DZL)



Yet people refuse to learn that elections have consequences.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

44
The United Kingdom's new motto: "Hey, we're worse than Mississippi!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 11:02 AM (4Je4D)

__________

Take greater London out and see how much worse they can be.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 11:14 AM (O0L8i)

45 We don't need oil! We ride the Short Bus!

Posted by: Green Nude Eel at August 27, 2026 11:15 AM (JM9I6)

46 Whale oil was reportedly an ingredient in GM auto transmission fluid once upon a time. Supposedly it made the transmissions shift very smoothly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 11:15 AM (wzUl9)

47 I consider myself an optimistic realist.
Posted by: polynikes

I consider cautiously optimistic to be the best outlook, when it's warranted.

I think it's warranted in the case of the US, but not in the case of Europe.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:15 AM (77rzZ)

48 I saw recently that something called the "Institute For Economic Affairs" says British GDP per capita ranks below every single state, due to high energy costs, low productivity, and high taxes. If Britain were a sate, it would rank 51st on the scale.

That's not good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 11:15 AM (U/Eoe)

49
OOPS! Now I see 90,000 as a figure for Canada.

But they have healthcare and income from Ottawa, so no problem.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 11:16 AM (Y8DZL)

50

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:16 AM (ccf/V)

51 Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'!

Posted by: Billy Preston at August 27, 2026 11:17 AM (JM9I6)

52 I may have mentioned it before, but I have determined that the primary goal of the net zero crowd is to kill people.

I couldn't figure out how these people could be so stupid as to ban the only decent power sources (coal, oil, gas, and nuclear) until I started listening closely. No other explanation makes sense.

One example: Boris Johnson was asked recently if he still believed in net zero. "Certainly. I was flying over Africa and Europe at night recently and saw all of the lights. There are far too many people on the planet."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 11:17 AM (0U5gm)

53 The birthplace of democracy, the Renaissance, the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, human rights and the Reformation is committing cultural suicide and succumbing to the global Caliphate.
If you have ANY interest in visiting Western Europe, better go real soon, cause it's not gonna be around much longer.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 27, 2026 11:10 AM (MNCvZ)

And during that time they were in a state of constant warfare. This period is probably the longest the more western region of Europe hasn't been in war against each other.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:17 AM (KC5Lt)

54 OOPS! Now I see 90,000 as a figure for Canada.

But they have healthcare and income from Ottawa, so no problem.
Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 11:16 AM (Y8DZL)



Government survives by tax alone. Wage earners fund the tax bill. When no one is earning wage, what happens next?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)

55 One example: Boris Johnson was asked recently if he still believed in net zero. "Certainly. I was flying over Africa and Europe at night recently and saw all of the lights. There are far too many people on the planet."
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Fine, Boris. You first. Take one for the team.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)

56 My head is burning! My heart is burning! Now, Rome shall burn!

Posted by: Chubby as Emperor Nero at August 27, 2026 11:19 AM (JM9I6)

57 Someone has to draw a line:

https://tinyurl.com/ycxrabd4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 11:19 AM (1o8D5)

58 One of my favorite graphics of the last few years is the chart showing the number of new corporations formed in the EU vs. the US.

Such a stark example of how much the stifle growth and business.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 11:19 AM (3cUTc)

59 Canada would rank 50th in GDP per capita if it were a state, just a whisker ahead of Mississippi.

Germany would be 48th, and their GDP per capita is (incredibly) declining in real terms (ie, inflation adjusted). Because of their insane "Green Policies", Germany is getting poorer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 11:19 AM (U/Eoe)

60
I consider cautiously optimistic to be the best outlook, when it's warranted.

I think it's warranted in the case of the US, but not in the case of Europe.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:15 AM (77rzZ)

_________

Idiots say we should be more like Europe. The worst thing we could do is to be more like Europe.

We have problems, grave ones, in this country. But we have to solve them as Americans. Europe will never solve its problems even as Europeans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 11:20 AM (O0L8i)

61
America innovates

China duplicates

Europe regulates

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 11:21 AM (O0L8i)

62 Whale oil was reportedly an ingredient in GM auto transmission fluid once upon a time. Supposedly it made the transmissions shift very smoothly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aureliu


I think the whale oil industry was mostly supplanted by petroleum by the time of mass auto production, but I do know that every single pocket watch manufactured between 1850 and 1910 used whale oil as a lubricant, and we are talking about tens of millions of watches per year.

I recently read a book detailing the death of the whaling industry, and the primary reason for its collapse was the fact that petroleum oil was cheaper, easier to obtain, and just as good a product.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 11:21 AM (0U5gm)

63 Government survives by tax alone. Wage earners fund the tax bill. When no one is earning wage, what happens next?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)

Tax revenue is the largest but the government also makes money on leases and selling T bills. .

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:22 AM (KC5Lt)

64 Whale oil was reportedly an ingredient in GM auto transmission fluid once upon a time. Supposedly it made the transmissions shift very smoothly.

I read somewhere that it is still the best oil for watch mechanisms. In extremely small quantities of course. I imagine a single whale could oil all the watches in the world for decades.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 11:23 AM (vTZFs)

65 Raising the cost of energy in Germany means that the economy is about the same size today as it was in 2019, and getting smaller by the year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 11:23 AM (U/Eoe)

66 There's 90W Whale Oil in my pants!

Posted by: Retired Senator, DE at August 27, 2026 11:24 AM (JM9I6)

67 One word

Silicon

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:24 AM (KC5Lt)

68 America innovates

China duplicates

Europe regulates
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 11:21 AM (O0L8i)



REGULATORS!!!!!

Posted by: Billy the Kid at August 27, 2026 11:24 AM (ccf/V)

69 Idiots say we should be more like Europe. The worst thing we could do is to be more like Europe.

We have problems, grave ones, in this country. But we have to solve them as Americans. Europe will never solve its problems even as Europeans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I really think the Europe we see today is the result of a centuries-long brain drain. The Europeans with smarts and initiative got the hell out of there and went to the US or one of the European colonial possessions. The stupid and indolent ones were mostly left.

And then a couple of World Wars came along and finished the job.

Finis Europe.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:24 AM (77rzZ)

70 And during that time they were in a state of constant warfare. This period is probably the longest the more western region of Europe hasn't been in war against each other.
Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:17 AM (KC5Lt)

Sadly, there's nothing like constant warfare to keep a nation on it's toes...

Large 'skirmishes' every two or three years may have done Europe a world of good.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM (Sco7b)

71 One example: Boris Johnson was asked recently if he still believed in net zero.

Boris is the counterexample to the Trump/Milei theory that crazy hair is a sign of good governance.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)

72 >>I saw recently that something called the "Institute For Economic Affairs" says British GDP per capita ranks below every single state, due to high energy costs, low productivity, and high taxes. If Britain were a sate, it would rank 51st on the scale.

Being bordered by 2 oceans has been both a blessing and a curse. Until recently, many Americans didn't travel overseas the way people in Europe move between countries, particularly once the EU basically abolished borders.

A large percentage of Americans got their "facts" about the world from the garbage media. And they have a completely wrong view of the world and how people in other countries live.

The US has by far the highest quality of life on the planet. Stats can be manipulated to paint whatever picture someone wants. But when you factor in things like access to food, healthcare, education, recreation and on and on, there isn't a country on earth that offers what the US does. Not even close.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM (viF8m)

73 One word

Silicon
Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:24 AM (KC5Lt)



Mmmmmmm.......boobs.......


https://shorturl.fm/8rFFr

Posted by: Billy the Kid at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM (ccf/V)

74 Government survives by tax alone. Wage earners fund the tax bill. When no one is earning wage, what happens next?
Posted by: Sponge

When a WEF politician loves a technocrat very, very, much they do a special dance and POOF! money appears!

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM (Y8DZL)

75 I knew I'd do that.....damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM (ccf/V)

76 Have you ever noticed that sounds produced by people doing anything major to your house make you wonder if you'll have a house when they're done?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM (ExV1e)

77 I use Whale Oil in my Tiki Torches!

Posted by: The Pale Supremacist at August 27, 2026 11:26 AM (JM9I6)

78 I may have mentioned it before, but I have determined that the primary goal of the net zero crowd is to kill people.
——

Nah, not directly. This is more humane, albeit more slowly. FDR cabinet hatched “the Morgenthau plan” during world war II to try and reduce Germany to a pastoral, post-industrial state. The prevailing view was twice in 25 years they had started major global comflict. Let’s permanently remove the ability for them to do this ever again.

You can see the same sorts of philosophy or threads at work here, I think. Ditto for the USA as well. Energy deficits, no Coal, no Nuclear, heavily dependent on imports. They are serious about banning petroleum, gas and oil. What other conclusion is there? Kneecap everything.

Posted by: Wino Street Smarts at August 27, 2026 11:26 AM (3CXto)

79 I AM whale oil!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 27, 2026 11:27 AM (ccf/V)

80 https://shorturl.fm/8rFFr
Posted by: Billy the Kid

Yowza.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)

81 I knew I'd do that.....damn......
Posted by: Sponge


I was expecting a pic of Jane Russell from The Outlaw.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)

82 Rockefeller and Standard Oil was the best friend Whales ever had. Kerosene.

Posted by: Wino Street Smarts at August 27, 2026 11:29 AM (3CXto)

83 Squinting at the graph the right end appears to be about $88K vs $48K.
No wonder the visiting fans of Men's Metric Kickball were so crazy about Taco Bell and Buc-ee's.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 11:29 AM (2Ez/1)

84 How did they get the whale oil for automobiles once whaling stopped?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:29 AM (77rzZ)

85 Germans cutting their own throats means more BMWs produced in South Carolina. We win again!

Posted by: Spartanburg, FTW! at August 27, 2026 11:29 AM (JM9I6)

86 I was expecting a pic of Jane Russell from The Outlaw.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)


She looks annoyed in most photos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:30 AM (ExV1e)

87
I was expecting a pic of Jane Russell from The Outlaw.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)



You asked for it........


https://shorturl.fm/da0lz

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 27, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

88 Damn hangover.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

89 If you can't - not won't, not 'choose not to exploit the resources', can't - produce the essentials of food, shelter, energy, and clothing for your population, you can't be a 'sovereign nation'.

Any sane nation would make sure they always have the resources in case the rest of the world disappeared, they could scrape by. Then after that they could worry about trade vs invade, IP theft, keeping up with the Jones, etc.

But what do I know, I'm just a random internet commenter, it's right there in my nic!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 11:31 AM (aJQbY)

90 And during that time [Europe was] in a state of constant warfare. This period is probably the longest the more western region of Europe hasn't been in war against each other.
Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026


***
There was the century between the fall of Napoleon and the start of WWI. Though that was interrupted by the Franco-Prussian War, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 11:31 AM (wzUl9)

91 You asked for it........

https://shorturl.fm/da0lz
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 27, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)


Never sock while hung over.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:31 AM (ExV1e)

92 76 Have you ever noticed that sounds produced by people doing anything major to your house make you wonder if you'll have a house when they're done?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM

Now do dentists.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 11:31 AM (2Ez/1)

93 https://shorturl.fm/8rFFr

Where have you gone, Joe Mannix, a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 11:31 AM (Y8DZL)

94 We just got our highest electricity bill ever but I'm never going to live in this hellscape without a/c.

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:32 AM (enNUy)

95
Never sock while hung over.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:31 AM (ExV1e)



I'm learning the hard way, again......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:32 AM (ccf/V)

96 Thx CBD. Watching the Germans tear down their nuclear industry was to me the sign that they were committing suicide. Of course then it turned comedic when they tore up windmills to get at the coal underneath the land.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 11:32 AM (TbVRb)

97 damn im not sure spartanburg is ever a win

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:33 AM (enNUy)

98 There was the century between the fall of Napoleon and the start of WWI. Though that was interrupted by the Franco-Prussian War, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

There were plenty of wars in Europe during that period: The wars of German unification, the wars of Italian unification, the Crimean War, the two Balkan Wars, etc.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

99 There was the century between the fall of Napoleon and the start of WWI. Though that was interrupted by the Franco-Prussian War, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Which led directly to the introduction of Franco-American Beef Gravy.

Posted by: Canned Ham at August 27, 2026 11:33 AM (JM9I6)

100 I was expecting a pic of Jane Russell from The Outlaw.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:28 AM

Cross your heart!

Posted by: Playtex at August 27, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)

101 > Norway will ignore the European Union’s demands for a moratorium on hydrocarbon exploration

And here we see why Oslo has never had anything to do with those Brussels waterheads.

Likewise Switzerland.

The Limeys, of course, pulled out, in a rare outbreak of good sense. Not a common thing in the UK nowadays, but credit where it's due.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 11:34 AM (IG3/x)

102 Where have you gone, Joe Mannix, a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 11:31 AM (Y8DZL)




Bespecticaled.........


https://shorturl.fm/vX1Bf

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:34 AM (ccf/V)

103 Gasoline consumption in the USA peaked in 2018.

Posted by: Paul...who likes the flavor of his dog's excrement at August 27, 2026 11:34 AM (2aS8F)

104 Government survives by tax alone. Wage earners fund the tax bill. When no one is earning wage, what happens next?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)

We will start digging the Dignity Canal.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2026 11:35 AM (g8Ew8)

105 The Limeys, of course, pulled out, in a rare outbreak of good sense. Not a common thing in the UK nowadays, but credit where it's due.

Because the citizenry kept asking for it. And they've only sort of pulled out as they continue to obey a lot of EU regulations.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:35 AM (ExV1e)

106 > 100 I was expecting a pic of Jane Russell from The Outlaw.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:28 AM

Cross your heart!
Posted by: Playtex at August 27, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)

When I was a kid, I didn't understand why she was in the bra commercials.

Then I saw the poster for that movie, and all became clear. I think that's the moment I entered puberty, actually.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 11:35 AM (IG3/x)

107 Posted by: Paul at August 27, 2026 11:34 AM (2aS8F)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (ccf/V)

108 damn im not sure spartanburg is ever a win
Posted by: nckate

Parts of the county (Reidville, Campabello, Landrum) are very nice. Spartanburg proper is a toilet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (tg5bM)

109 There was the century between the fall of Napoleon and the start of WWI. Though that was interrupted by the Franco-Prussian War, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

There were plenty of wars in Europe during that period: The wars of German unification, the wars of Italian unification, the Crimean War, the two Balkan Wars, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026


***
True. At least no continent-wide, "global" or near-global conflicts; historians always tout that century-long period of "peace" shattered by Sarajevo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (wzUl9)

110 85 Germans cutting their own throats means more BMWs produced in South Carolina. We win again!
Posted by: Spartanburg, FTW! at August 27, 2026 11:29 AM

But do you have a butt crack peach water tower?

Posted by: Gaffney at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (2Ez/1)

111 Nice Morning Rant

Good for Norway.

Norway is a founding member of NATO and a member of the European Economic Area (EEA), but it has chosen to stay out of the European Union (EU). (Norwegians wanted to keep full control over their own oil, gas, and fishing industries.) And much of the "Green Deals" come down to government control and overreach, it seems.

The New Federalist EU, "Europe needs Norway, but does Norway need Europe? 9 December 2025

Breaking Defense, 6 July 2026, Opinion
'Norway provides both a model, and a warning, for NATO'

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

112 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (tg5bM)

113
Cross your heart!
Posted by: Playtex at August 27, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)

When I was a kid, I didn't understand why she was in the bra commercials.

Then I saw the poster for that movie, and all became clear. I think that's the moment I entered puberty, actually.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 11:35 AM (IG3/x)




You're welcome.

Posted by: Sears and Roebuck Catalog at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (ccf/V)

114 . . . the Crimean War, the two Balkan Wars, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026


***
Nurse to Sir Wilfrid in Witness for the Prosecution, 1950s: "I've never heard such language -- and I was a nurse in the war!"

Sir Wilfrid: "What war was that, pray tell? The Crimean?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 11:38 AM (wzUl9)

115 I know it's been said multiple times before, but the US really needs to cut ties with the EU/NATO on most every level. They're sinking fast and dragging us down with them... at a much slower rate, but the drag is there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 11:38 AM (2Cry5)

116 "When I was a kid, I didn't understand why she was in the bra commercials."
+++
And having no sisters, the phrase "it lifts and separates" went right over my head.

Posted by: Blissfully naive at August 27, 2026 11:39 AM (2Ez/1)

117 But do you have a butt crack peach water tower?
Posted by: Gaffney at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (2Ez/1)

--

LOL, what a landmark that thing is. I always get a laugh out of the little pointy thing at the bottom that looks like something's growing out of the peach butt.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2026 11:39 AM (qBdHI)

118 spartanburg county is a huge county, further away from spartanburg the city, the better

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:40 AM (enNUy)

119 One of Russell looking more...inviting.

https://tinyurl.com/5yzsve2f

Would you like to tussle with Russell?

Yes, yes, I would.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 11:41 AM (IG3/x)

120 There were plenty of wars in Europe during that period: The wars of German unification, the wars of Italian unification, the Crimean War, the two Balkan Wars, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)
--------------
We had our own war, too!

Posted by: Belgium at August 27, 2026 11:42 AM (amcLV)

121 Great Britain wouldn't be the 51st poorest state for long. We'd zoom past them in no time if they were to join.

Posted by: California at August 27, 2026 11:42 AM (n+4TK)

122 Unless I am grievously mistaken there are about 5-6 states that have signed on to the new green deal scam by passing state laws that force them to move their entire states electric production/consumption to wind and solar by 2030. That's just a few short years away.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2026 11:07 AM (cpFbA)

The other States should refuse to sell them power to make up the inevitable shortfall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:42 AM (1z8ji)

123 If our news media weren't propaganda ministers for the left every reporter would ask Debbie Dingell about Hassan Pike 24/7. She's losing her marbles over it, almost looking like she's going to have a stroke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 11:43 AM (TbVRb)

124 117 But do you have a butt crack peach water tower?
Posted by: Gaffney at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (2Ez/1)

--

LOL, what a landmark that thing is. I always get a laugh out of the little pointy thing at the bottom that looks like something's growing out of the peach butt.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2026 11:39 AM (qBdHI)


Go on....
--Pete "Booty Juice" Buttigieg

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2026 11:43 AM (N39Ws)

125 108 damn im not sure spartanburg is ever a win
Posted by: nckate

Parts of the county (Reidville, Campabello, Landrum) are very nice. Spartanburg proper is a toilet.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 11:36 AM (tg5bM)

Never been there. Could you elaborate on what the problems are?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 11:43 AM (Gqar8)

126 LOL, what a landmark that thing is. I always get a laugh out of the little pointy thing at the bottom that looks like something's growing out of the peach butt.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2026 11:39 AM (qBdHI)




LOL!!!


https://shorturl.fm/sjHIq

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:44 AM (ccf/V)

127 Hellmouth heat in van nuys.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 27, 2026 11:45 AM (YGb9w)

128 spartanburg has the same problem that any city has. too many takers and not enough makers.

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:45 AM (enNUy)

129 One word

Silicon
Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:24 AM (KC5Lt)


Wrong!!!

Monorail!!!!!

Posted by: Lyle Lanly at August 27, 2026 11:45 AM (rHvvN)

130 Jane Russell was a pretty devout Christian, I understand. One time, on the set of a movie they were in together Robert Mitchum was teasing her about her Christianity given the kinds of roles she played.

She responded, "Christians can have big boobs, too."

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:45 AM (77rzZ)

131 Jane Russell.. Jayne Mansfield... it's easy to get lost in the hills of pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)

132 Parts of the county (Reidville, Campabello, Landrum) are very nice. Spartanburg proper is a toilet.

--

I live in Reidville. It's been growing by leaps and bounds. Campobello and Landrum are very quaint and nice. Actually, Sparkle City (S'burg) has been doing its best to revitalize the downtown area. It's making some progress, but will always be the ugly stepsister to Greenville.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2026 11:46 AM (qBdHI)

133 When no one is earning a wage, what happens next?

Debt. And we are already trillions in debt now.
Because the government spends more than they should which should be against the law but they don't care.
Our government has no sense when it comes to balancing the checkbook. They are idiots.

Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 11:47 AM (VrYHL)

134 Morning.
===============
She responded, "Christians can have big boobs, too."
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:45 AM (77rzZ)

See, this is how you convert the heathen masses.

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2026 11:47 AM (894dR)

135 Let's not discuss Walterboro then.

Posted by: Squalor By The Ton at August 27, 2026 11:48 AM (JM9I6)

136 I read somewhere that it is still the best oil for watch mechanisms. In extremely small quantities of course. I imagine a single whale could oil all the watches in the world for decades.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 11:23 AM (vTZFs)

It ought to be perfectly possible to make synthetic whale oil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:48 AM (1z8ji)

137 I'd love to add this slimy self-gassing prick's head to the wall. Please, DOJ. Get this cocksucker.


A popular leftist influencer could face charges after urging his followers to donate to a designated terror organization and potentially bragging about making his own donation.

Assistant Secretary of State for Global Public Affairs Dylan Johnson alleged Wednesday that leftist social media influencer Brian Krassenstein deleted an X post claiming to have donated to Autistici/Inventati (A/I).

https://tinyurl.com/msyarhz2

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 11:48 AM (iFTx/)

138 See, this is how you convert the heathen masses.
With heaving masses?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 11:49 AM (aJQbY)

139 Spartanburg would be a cute little city if you could delete 75 percent of the residents.

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:50 AM (enNUy)

140 Did a quick wiki scan on Jane Russell. Interesting character. And yeah, flawed Christian - like all of we Christians. Only one perfect, and they killed him for it.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 11:50 AM (Gqar8)

141 I read somewhere that it is still the best oil for watch mechanisms. In extremely small quantities of course. I imagine a single whale could oil all the watches in the world for decades.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 11:23 AM (vTZFs)

It ought to be perfectly possible to make synthetic whale oil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:48 AM (1z8ji)
_____

Modern watches use several different kinds of oil depending on the part to be lubricated. I believe they're all synthetic now.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

142 If I see Synthetic Whales at the beach, I'm gettin' out of the water, pronto.

Posted by: Is That A Titleist? at August 27, 2026 11:51 AM (JM9I6)

143 charlotte would be a great city if you could delete 75 percent of the residents. it's a city problem

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:51 AM (enNUy)

144 I dunno. I've only ever driven through Spartanburg a couple times, but nothing jumped out at me to say "hellhole." There weren't vagrant and drug zombies all over the place, anyway. I didn't see any tent cities/favelas. But then, I didn't go exploring.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 11:51 AM (BI5O2)

145 Texas allowed by federal judge to tell Minnesota to f*ck off.

ICE agent NOT to be subject of extradition.


Yay Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:51 AM (ccf/V)

146 A clock repair guy I knew used synthetic Mobil 1, cut with a little Marvel’s Mystery oil, “just enough to make it pink” he said, the latter is a decent penetrating oil.

They make special bespoke clock and watch oils but synthetics are pretty good.

Posted by: Wino Street Smarts at August 27, 2026 11:52 AM (3CXto)

147 Passed one of those portable electronic signs they use for road repairs. Some of the lights were out and it read: "TOP AHEAD". All I could think was, Pete Bootyjudge would be very excited.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 27, 2026 11:52 AM (0bjKf)

148 "No one notices that I have a great ass, too!"

Posted by: Dolly's No. 1 pet peeve on Letterman's Top Ten List at August 27, 2026 11:52 AM (2Ez/1)

149 145 Texas allowed by federal judge to tell Minnesota to f*ck off.

ICE agent NOT to be subject of extradition.


Yay Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:51 AM (ccf/V)

Not followed this. What does Mini want him for?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 11:53 AM (Gqar8)

150
>The New York Times
ICE Agent Released From Texas Jail After Minnesota Loses Court Fight

Ha!

>The Washington Post
A former Mike Collins staffer posted KKK and Nazi images. Some Republicans see a pattern.

Yeah, right. And high-profile Democrats - including Senator Bernie Sanders and various progressive leaders - just loved Graham Platner until Politico published a detailed account from a former girlfriend accusing him of rape.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 11:53 AM (NFX2v)

151 I saw Synthetic Whales open for...

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)

152 Not followed this. What does Mini want him for?

Posted by: tubal


They want to prosecute him for doing his job, in a place where they can guarantee a guilty verdict, and then kill him in prison.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 11:54 AM (0U5gm)

153
Not followed this. What does Mini want him for?
Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 11:53 AM



They accused him of murder, of course.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

154 I think at one time spartanburg was one of the top murder cities in the country. my kid and his friends call it Murderburg.

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:54 AM (enNUy)

155 Economics is a cold-hearted bitch

Yes, but can you sell her puppies?

Posted by: pookysgirl would turn a profit at August 27, 2026 11:54 AM (Wt5PA)

156 ...there are about 5-6 states that have signed on to the new green deal scam by passing state laws that force them to move their entire states electric production/consumption to wind and solar by 2030.

Virtue-signaling political masturbation. How are they going to punish themselves for not meeting the goal?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs)

157 Dolly Parton once secretly entered a Dolly Parton look-alike contest. She came in last

Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 11:55 AM (3CXto)

158 Didn't Synthetic Whales open for Tangerine Dream at the Sydney Opera House?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 11:55 AM (HUco/)

159 "...but nothing jumped out at me to say "hellhole." There weren't vagrant and drug zombies all over the place, anyway. I didn't see any tent cities/favelas."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 11:51 AM

Is this about me?

Posted by: Shreveport, Louisiana at August 27, 2026 11:55 AM (2Ez/1)

160
Is this about me?
Posted by: Shreveport, Louisiana at August 27, 2026 11:55 AM (2Ez/1)



Gambling and free booze. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

161 I’ve heard evangelical preachers make some wild eschatological speculations in sermons regarding antichrist…. Ive heard a few say the EU is antichrist.

These preachers usually seem a little out there to me, but I’m starting to see the logic in EU = antichrist

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 11:56 AM (geWO5)

162 I’ve heard evangelical preachers make some wild eschatological speculations in sermons regarding antichrist…. Ive heard a few say the EU is antichrist.

These preachers usually seem a little out there to me, but I’m starting to see the logic in EU = antichrist
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 11:56 AM (geWO5)




I don't get it......

Posted by: James Talarico at August 27, 2026 11:57 AM (ccf/V)

163 Gambling and free booze. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)


Inevitably, someone would forget to remove their sock while commenting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:57 AM (ExV1e)

164 ai is telling me 20th most dangerous city in the US

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:57 AM (enNUy)

165
Inevitably, someone would forget to remove their sock while commenting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:57 AM (ExV1e)



I resemble that remark.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)

166 I think at one time spartanburg was one of the top murder cities in the country. my kid and his friends call it Murderburg.
Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:54 AM (enNUy)

Yeah, one thing I'm getting more used to is this: American hellhole cities East of the Mississippi tend to have much worse violent crime, and you see many more outright abandoned areas, which is spooky.

Hellholes West of the Mississippi specialize more in property crimes, drugs, vagrancy, and just generalized mayhem/quality-of-life crimes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 11:58 AM (BI5O2)

167 Any bets on when Talerico will start the snake handling?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 11:58 AM (HUco/)

168 Weekend mornings in Greenville do not vibe well.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 27, 2026 11:58 AM (2ap+5)

169 ai is telling me 20th most dangerous city in the US
Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:57 AM (enNUy)



Chitcongo is number one, right? With the bullet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)

170 There are lots of good synthetics now, but I think there's still nothing generally available that maintains constant viscosity over the truly amazing range of temperatures and pressures found with sperm oil (actually a liquid wax rather than an oil per se).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 11:58 AM (IG3/x)

171 So is California really gonna go thru with some recent crazy law they passed saying no gas burning cars can be sold in the state starting in… 2030 was it?

I just don’t see it happening; they’re gonna get mugged by reality

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 11:59 AM (geWO5)

172 So is California really gonna go thru with some recent crazy law they passed saying no gas burning cars can be sold in the state starting in… 2030 was it?

I just don’t see it happening; they’re gonna get mugged by reality
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 11:59 AM (geWO5)




I say.....LET 'em crash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:59 AM (ccf/V)

173 charlotte would be a great city if you could delete 75 percent of the residents.

Probably true for any city.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

174
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:00 PM (y9nCu)

175 There is California's new anti-tires law

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 12:00 PM (HUco/)

176 Chitcongo is number one, right? With the bullet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 11:

Not sure. Memphis was, but the military occupation there has dropped the crime rate a whole lot, so I doubt it still is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 12:00 PM (BI5O2)

177 charlotte would be a great city if you could delete 75 percent of the residents. it's a city problem
Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 11:51 AM (enNUy)



Workin' on it, boss!

Posted by: Stabby McStabberson at August 27, 2026 12:01 PM (ccf/V)

178 Brownell's used to sell sperm whale oil a long time ago. I got a can of it with a bunch of gun cleaning stuff for my birthday when I was a kid. One of its many benefits is tolerance to extreme cold. Also, it doesn't "varnish" after a long period of time. It was heavily used by the sewing machine industry in the 19th century and later as a transmission lube for high dollar cars.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:01 PM (gm9Sb)

179 There is California's new anti-tires law
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 12:00 PM (HUco/)
-----------
?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:02 PM (amcLV)

180 > sperm oil

And yeah, this is only true of sperm oil specificially -- the oil found in the sonar organ of sperm whales, not generic whale oil.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 12:02 PM (IG3/x)

181 "...sperm oil..."

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at August 27, 2026 12:03 PM (2Ez/1)

182 ?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:02 PM (amcLV)



They passed a law that will only allow a few specific tire brands in the state.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:03 PM (ccf/V)

183 There is California's new anti-tires law
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 12:00 PM (HUco/)


I wonder if these would be legal for Cali roads...

https://tinyurl.com/4wjnrz8r - goes to tiktok

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:03 PM (ExV1e)

184 sperm oil


Lubricating women's jawbones for centuries.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:03 PM (ccf/V)

185 spermacetti - Chef Boy-Ar-Dee specialty brand.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:04 PM (Gqar8)

186

Peter Cullen, Voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers and Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh, Dies at 85

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (Cqx++)

187 They passed a law that will only allow a few specific tire brands in the state.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:03 PM (ccf/V)
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Isn't that restraint of trade?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (amcLV)

188 I am disappoint.

That's not a Venn diagram......

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

189 182 ?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:02 PM (amcLV)


They passed a law that will only allow a few specific tire brands in the state.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:03 PM (ccf/V)

Chinee, mostlee?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (Gqar8)

190 180 Yep. Read up on the stuff a long time ago. When a whale was pulled alongside for harvesting, particular interest was paid to removing that stuff and separating it from the rest of the catch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (gm9Sb)

191 ------
Isn't that restraint of trade?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (amcLV)




It's cute you think California gives a flying f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

192 Peter Cullen, Voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers and Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh, Dies at 85
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (Cqx++)
___

RIP, voice of my childhood.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:06 PM (Rln0i)

193 Any bets on when Talerico will start the snake handling?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 11:58 AM (HUco/)

I bet he's been doing that since he was 9

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 12:06 PM (+j84F)

194 They passed a law that will only allow a few specific tire brands in the state.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:03 PM (ccf/V)
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Isn't that restraint of trade?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (amcLV)


I'm sure that they base it on totally objective criteria which, coincidentally, only certain tire brands meet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:06 PM (ExV1e)

195 Walterboro is the "front porch of the Low Country". Unfortunately, the front porch has a washer/dryer,
refrigerator, and a couch with springs sticking out on it.

Posted by: EBT Central at August 27, 2026 12:06 PM (JM9I6)

196 Peter Cullen, Voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers and Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh, Dies at 85
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (Cqx++)

So, is he No. 3, then?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 12:07 PM (77rzZ)

197 190 180 Yep. Read up on the stuff a long time ago. When a whale was pulled alongside for harvesting, particular interest was paid to removing that stuff and separating it from the rest of the catch.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (gm9Sb)

Huh. Seem to remember that from Moby Dick , “ how I learned more than I ever wanted to know about whaling” Moby Dick.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar8)

198 "but the US really needs to cut ties with the EU/NATO on most every level. "

Trump & Co have a memo on strategic priorities.

Fortress Americas is #1.

Europe is #3 with benign neglect. It's on them to turn it around, else ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 12:07 PM (dtajH)

199 Ambergris can fetch a nice price too

Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 12:08 PM (3CXto)

200 Chinee, mostlee?
Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (Gqar

I think the Kali tire ban applies to sticky traction tires with "unacceptably high" rolling resistance. Because they "waste fuel".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:08 PM (1z8ji)

201 Spermaceti does, in fact, mean "whale sperm". Guess what it looks like.

Which reminds me that there were two pieces of graffiti in Chilkoot Charlie's in Anchorage Alaska that never got painted over:

1) Gobble whale sperm.

2) Here I sit, buns a-flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan

No idea if they're still there. I'm long past the 'koots demographic in age.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 12:09 PM (IG3/x)

202 I think the Kali tire ban applies to sticky traction tires with "unacceptably high" rolling resistance. Because they "waste fuel".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:08 PM (1z8ji)
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So are there going to be tire inspections at the bug stations on the state lines?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:09 PM (amcLV)

203 Peter Cullen, Voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers and Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh, Dies at 85
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:05 PM (Cqx++)
___

RIP, voice of my childhood.


Yep.

It's too soon but Imma make the joke anyway. He's going to be back next season as Ultimate Peter Cullen, if the Matrix wills it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 12:10 PM (aJQbY)

204 How come they haven't added our snake handling room next to the Mohammadan foot washing station at DFW?

Posted by: Pentecostal Holiness Alliance at August 27, 2026 12:11 PM (2Ez/1)

205
Yep.

It's too soon but Imma make the joke anyway. He's going to be back next season as Ultimate Peter Cullen, if the Matrix wills it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 12:10 PM (aJQbY)




He will continue on voting Democrat, so why not?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:11 PM (ccf/V)

206

With the 25th anniversary of 9/11 on the horizon, the CBC has circulated a memo to reporters and editors across all its news platforms reminding them not to refer to the attacks that claimed 3,000 lives and changed the modern world as “terrorist attacks.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:11 PM (Cqx++)

207 So if I drive to Cali “ God knows why “, and I roll up in my Michelin cross climates, they’ll turn me back? Proof that God is good!!

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar8)

208 So are there going to be tire inspections at the bug stations on the state lines?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:09 PM (amcLV)

I guess if they wanted to be dicks about it, yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:11 PM (1z8ji)

209 How come they haven't added our snake handling room next to the Mohammadan foot washing station at DFW?
Posted by: Pentecostal Holiness Alliance at August 27, 2026 12:11 PM (2Ez/1)



They didn't install the foot washing station.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:12 PM (ccf/V)

210 My mom will be turning 80 in two weeks.

She took the jab, and regularly gets the boosters, or she did.
Talking to her about the jab brings up Trump, and I can only take so much TDS.

I remember Dolly pushing the jab, and now I've read that she died of some sort of turbo cancer.

Yeah, I'm praying hard over my mom and dad right now.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Rln0i)

211 Spermaceti does, in fact, mean "whale sperm".

Thanks. I did not know that and now I'll never unknow it.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 12:12 PM (vTZFs)

212 With the 25th anniversary of 9/11 on the horizon, the CBC has circulated a memo to reporters and editors across all its news platforms reminding them not to refer to the attacks that claimed 3,000 lives and changed the modern world as “terrorist attacks.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:11 PM (Cqx++
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"Misapplication of airplanes."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)

213
With the 25th anniversary of 9/11 on the horizon, the CBC has circulated a memo to reporters and editors across all its news platforms reminding them not to refer to the attacks that claimed 3,000 lives and changed the modern world as “terrorist attacks.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:11 PM (Cqx++)




Here and I'm still waiting on the retaliation against islham.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:13 PM (ccf/V)

214 208 Soon to open. Bill's Tire Sales, Bullhead City, AZ. "If you make it to Needles, you're home free brother".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:13 PM (gm9Sb)

215 Insult to injury: Tropical Storm Dolly has formed in the Atlantic.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (OUMaO)

216
I say we go back to killin' whales and seals for oil. If the lefties are OK with wind turbines killin' birds, they oughtta be OK with that.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 11:04 AM (77rzZ)



Remember when Teh Ewok had a post up about a whale which was found with a decades-old unexploded harpoon grenade buried in it's flesh? When he put up "Yay Team Biped", I'll admit that I larfed.

But the important thing is HUNTING WHALES WITH HARPOON GRENADES. Which is frickin' awesome. So humans not only hunt whales with HARPOON GRENADES, when we find dead whales washed up on beaches, we stuff the stinking carcass with TNT and blow that shit up, scattering rotten whale flesh over several hundred yards.

Humans Rock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (y9nCu)

217
Yeah, I'm praying hard over my mom and dad right now.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Rln0i)



As will we.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (ccf/V)

218 Good. We'll keep all the air conditioning for ourselves.

Fun fact: Japan is the only country with a higher percentage of buildings air conditioned than the US. They're also rolling out small modular nuclear reactors all around the country to decentralize the grid and boost capacity.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (QZThv)

219 Insult to injury: Tropical Storm Dolly has formed in the Atlantic.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (OUMaO)
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Mere coincidence?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (amcLV)

220 California's Senate Bill 1387 (SB 1387)—which proposes adding an optional Jewish ethnicity category to state demographic forms—is heading toward final floor votes in the California State Legislature before the session ends on August 31, 2026

I don't think I've ever seen that mentioned on the blog.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 12:15 PM (NFX2v)

221 Misapplication of airplanes."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)

Very good. We could probably do quite a few other comments on the stupid terms they will come up with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 12:15 PM (y8wRt)

222 The Idiot Elite ruined Europe for no reason besides their egos from 1914-1918 which led directly to 1939-45 which mostly killed them, but their societal heirs are finishing the job by pushing things designed to weaken opposition to their holding their positions and feathering their own nests. Maybe they are dumb enough to not realize that once the tipping point is reached they will be removed. Maybe they don't care and all plan on fleeing to New Zealand at that point. With their 100 year track record you can't call it.

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 27, 2026 12:15 PM (3/XaG)

223 > 199 Ambergris can fetch a nice price too
Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 12:08 PM (3CXto)

Some who find it might be tempted take a trip outside the United States and "refind" it there.

But that would be illegal, and we wouldn't want anyone to break the law.

If you find it in the US, the gummint will confiscate it even though you don't actually have to kill a whale to get it.... it's usually found washed up on the beach.

And yeah, it's worth a friggin' mint.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 12:15 PM (IG3/x)

224 9/11/2001 was awful, horrible

But IMHO what the country did in response to covid was orders of magnitude worse

Both catastrophes

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:15 PM (geWO5)

225 Insult to injury: Tropical Storm Dolly has formed in the Atlantic.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (OUMaO)


Upper level winds are massive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

226 Economics is a cold-hearted bitch, and it says that when too much productive work is captured by government, growth slows, innovation slows, and wealth creation slows. That is what has happened to Europe, and its Green insanity is just accelerating its plunge into 3rd world status.


Well said.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

227 Insult to injury: Tropical Storm Dolly has formed in the Atlantic.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (OUMaO)



Aren't we supposed to be in some super El Nino weather system and we're all dead from the massive Earth shattering hurricanes?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:16 PM (ccf/V)

228 Insult to injury: Tropical Storm Dolly has formed in the Atlantic.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (OUMaO)
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Mere coincidence?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


The lists are compiled like six years in advance or something like that, so yeah. Just shitty timing is all.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 12:16 PM (OUMaO)

229 With the 25th anniversary of 9/11 on the horizon, the CBC has circulated a memo to reporters and editors across all its news platforms reminding them not to refer to the attacks that claimed 3,000 lives and changed the modern world as “terrorist attacks.”

I've seen a few people point out that we are discussing giving black people reparations from white people, in aggregate, due to slavery which ended in 1865.

Well if this sort of blood guilt is a thing doesn't it make way, way more sense to give non-Muslim Americans reparations for 9/11 paid exclusively by Muslim Americans?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:16 PM (sKqQm)

230 Don't kill the synthetic whale!

Posted by: Yes at August 27, 2026 12:16 PM (VMFAF)

231 Thank you, Sponge. : )

They live in a gated community in Orlando, and my dad is quite spry at almost 84 (his b-day is in two weeks also), and he does not trust doctors.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:17 PM (Rln0i)

232 9/11/2001 was awful, horrible

But IMHO what the country did in response to covid was orders of magnitude worse

Both catastrophes


Yes.

And we did eventually execute those responsible for 9/11 - we need to ask why we aren't doing the same for COVID

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

233 I've seen a few people point out that we are discussing giving black people reparations from white people, in aggregate, due to slavery which ended in 1865.

As long as everyone who accepts it renounces their citizenship, emigrates to anywhere else, and never returns... money well spent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)

234 and he does not trust doctors.
Posted by: SMH

Wise man.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 12:18 PM (77rzZ)

235 228 Insult to injury: Tropical Storm Dolly has formed in the Atlantic.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (OUMaO)
---------
Mere coincidence?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

The lists are compiled like six years in advance or something like that, so yeah. Just shitty timing is all.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 12:16 PM (OUMaO)



Or is it a sign???
*cue X Files music*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2026 12:19 PM (2WIwB)

236 I've seen a few people point out that we are discussing giving black people reparations from white people, in aggregate, due to slavery which ended in 1865.

Well if this sort of blood guilt is a thing doesn't it make way, way more sense to give non-Muslim Americans reparations for 9/11 paid exclusively by Muslim Americans?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:16 PM (sKqQm)
___

I'm on VA disability because of 9/11.

9/11 affected me more than slavery ever did.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:19 PM (Rln0i)

237 With the 25th anniversary of 9/11 on the horizon, the CBC has circulated a memo to reporters and editors across all its news platforms reminding them not to refer to the attacks that claimed 3,000 lives and changed the modern world as “terrorist attacks.”

"Involuntary MAID"?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2026 12:19 PM (QZThv)

238 >>And we did eventually execute those responsible for 9/11 - we need to ask why we aren't doing the same for COVID

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has not been executed and has not yet stood trial - 25 years after the fact.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

239 Mere coincidence?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 12:14 PM (amcLV)

Storm names are pre-chosen from an alphabetical list, months or years in advance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)

240 "Aerial Miscalculation"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 12:19 PM (tg5bM)

241 I've seen a few people point out that we are discussing giving black people reparations from white people, in aggregate, due to slavery which ended in 1865.

As long as everyone who accepts it renounces their citizenship, emigrates to anywhere else, and never returns... money well spent.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)



I'm 2nd generation American and don't owe anybody SHIT for slavery, so f*ck right off with that noise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ccf/V)

242 I'm 2nd generation American and don't owe anybody SHIT for slavery, so f*ck right off with that noise.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ccf/V)
___

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Rln0i)

243 18-1, KSM yet breathes and his trial starts soon. A quarter century after his biggest crime.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 27, 2026 12:20 PM (U/Byj)

244 241 I'm 2nd generation American and don't owe anybody SHIT for slavery, so f*ck right off with that noise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ccf/V)

========

When did your family come to the US? From where?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:21 PM (/PKja)

245 I'm 2nd generation American and don't owe anybody SHIT for slavery, so f*ck right off with that noise.
Posted by: Sponge

My ancestors weren't even in the US when slavery was legal. I have no ancestors who were slave owners. Not one dime from me for reparations.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 12:21 PM (77rzZ)

246 Europe: Not just poor but also retarded.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 27, 2026 12:21 PM (YotdA)

247 I have not one, but two ancestors who died in the Civil War fighting on the Union side. One KIA, one who died in an Army hospital after being wounded.

I figure my family's "reparations" were paid long ago. In fact, the debt might be on the other side.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 12:22 PM (IG3/x)

248 My PCP is a good guy and I trust him, but honestly most PCPs are concierge docs now, specializing in writing referrals.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Gqar8)

249 When did your family come to the US? From where?
___

My ancestors were brought here against their will.
My ancestors came here for a better life.
My ancestors were already here.

Can't get more American than that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Rln0i)

250 Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the accused mastermind of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, is scheduled to stand trial in June 2028.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (NFX2v)

251 One of the most amusing questions to ask reparations proponents...

How much black ancestry does a person have to have to quality? And do those ancestors actually have to have been in the US as a slave?

Does having a slave owning ancestor disqualify you?

What will the exact measurement of proof of these items will be required? DNA, official records, etc or just "family oral history"?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

252 9/11/2001 The only bright spot was I was scheduled for an early quit at work so I could come in on an off day. I get home, my old Polish landlady was in the driveway. She and family had been guests of the Third Reich, and had seen hard times. One would think an old gal would be quivering, but I had never seen a look of defiance that she had. "You know, we must track animals down, and then we kill, or it happens again".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (gm9Sb)

253
When did your family come to the US? From where?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:21 PM (/PKja)



Dad's parents migrated from Germany and Mom's from Poland. Not sure the exact dates, but I'm told they came through Ellis Island.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

254 For the life of me I will never understand why KSM wasn't taken to a black-site, mercilessly interrogated, then shot and cremated with nary a word ever spoken about it.

Posted by: PabloD at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (3DV45)

255 249 When did your family come to the US? From where?
___

My ancestors were brought here against their will.
My ancestors came here for a better life.
My ancestors were already here.

Can't get more American than that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Rln0i)

=======

Every line I can find save one (my maternal grandmother) has been in American since at least the early 1700s. Usually the 1600s.

My maternal grandmother's family went to Canada from France in...the 1730s or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (/PKja)

256 253
When did your family come to the US? From where?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:21 PM (/PKja)


Dad's parents migrated from Germany and Mom's from Poland. Not sure the exact dates, but I'm told they came through Ellis Island.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

======

Ever looked for the Ellis Island paperwork?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:24 PM (/PKja)

257 Economics is a cold-hearted bitch, and it says that when too much productive work is captured by government

There's no such thing as 'too much' investment in government!

Posted by: Brussels at August 27, 2026 12:24 PM (rxwdW)

258 Japan is the only foreign country I like anymore.

Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 12:24 PM (VrYHL)

259 One of the biggest problems with Europe is the multi-party system.

In the US the left has to capture THE opposition party, which they have done at times but it is easier to identify that your "right leaning" party is implement leftwing policies, versus in Europe there can be multiple nominal right leaning parties and they really only need to capture one, and not even a particularly large one, to stop any rightward progress...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

260 Yeah, in the matter of blood liability, had several direct ancestors killed in the Civil War fighting for the Union side, although being from slave state Missouri.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:25 PM (Gqar8)

261 I'm on VA disability because of 9/11.

9/11 affected me more than slavery ever did.
Posted by: SMH


Would you mind sharing what happened?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

262
Europe: Not just poor but also retarded.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 27, 2026 12:21 PM (YotdA)




Yep.

Then again, we aren't blameless either. We should have cut the Eurofags loose after the Soviet Union imploded, rather than continuing to fund their defense so that they could avoid dealing with their own problems.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:25 PM (y9nCu)

263 Dad's parents migrated from Germany and Mom's from Poland. Not sure the exact dates, but I'm told they came through Ellis Island.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)


My Mother came through Ellis Island when she was 2 with My Grandmother from Sweden

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:26 PM (+gK6I)

264 Japan is the only foreign country I like anymore.
Posted by: Case

It's on my bucket list.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

265 Every line I can find save one (my maternal grandmother) has been in American since at least the early 1700s. Usually the 1600s.
___

This is the case with my family.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:26 PM (Rln0i)

266 25 years after the Mohammaddan Acts of War and we've got a person on the national political stage by the name of Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed.

Posted by: Oh By The Way at August 27, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)

267
Then again, we aren't blameless either. We should have cut the Eurofags loose after the Soviet Union imploded, rather than continuing to fund their defense so that they could avoid dealing with their own problems.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Too much money to be made.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:27 PM (Cqx++)

268
Ever looked for the Ellis Island paperwork?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:24 PM (/PKja)



No. Never really had a desire to do such a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:27 PM (ccf/V)

269 266 25 years after the Mohammaddan Acts of War and we've got a person on the national political stage by the name of Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed.
Posted by: Oh By The Way at August 27, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/

And had a president named Barak Hussein Obama

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)

270 The U.S. military launched long-term invasions of Afghanistan in 2001 and Iraq in 2003 to topple regimes and fight terrorist networks.

More than 3 million American service members deployed during the subsequent global war on terror, leading to repeated tours, high rates of post-traumatic stress, and physical injuries.

Thousands of U.S. service members and contractors died, and trillions of dollars were diverted into extended combat and occupation operations.

(AI Overview)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 12:28 PM (NFX2v)

271 Every line I can find save one (my maternal grandmother) has been in American since at least the early 1700s. Usually the 1600s.

My maternal grandmother's family went to Canada from France in...the 1730s or so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (/PKja)


Same, except for one branch from Ireland who decided it was best to get ouotta dodge during the height of The Troubles.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2026 12:28 PM (2WIwB)

272 265 Every line I can find save one (my maternal grandmother) has been in American since at least the early 1700s. Usually the 1600s.
___

This is the case with my family.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:26 PM (Rln0i)

=======

My cousin has recently applied for membership in the Daughters of the American Revolution on my paternal grandfather's line. Once she's in, I'm going to apply for the SAR.

And try to prove it with an extra relative, one I share the last name with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:28 PM (/PKja)

273 For the life of me I will never understand why KSM wasn't taken to a black-site, mercilessly interrogated, then shot and cremated with nary a word ever spoken about it.

In the late 90s, Bill Clinton was offered up Osama by an African government for a small amount of money. They, and Clinton's own negotiator assumed we'd pay the money and do exactly what you suggest, but the Clinton admin had internal discussions of what they would do if given Osama because they didn't think they could successfully put him on trial.

And while I'm not a huge fan of Bob Dole I suspect he would have been fine with giving Osama this treatment given the opportunity.

Yes, yes it would have leaked at some point and Osama would become another leftwing martyr (and I guess he sort of is now) but...who cares

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

274 268
Ever looked for the Ellis Island paperwork?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:24 PM (/PKja)


No. Never really had a desire to do such a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:27 PM (ccf/V)

=======

Genealogy becomes weirdly addictive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:28 PM (/PKja)

275 > How much black ancestry does a person have to have to quality?

And if not 100% black, does the white part have to pay reparations to the black part?

The typical American black has somewhere between 20% and 30% white ancestry (less in the Deep South, more in northern regions).

This should be obvious to anyone who's looked at an American black person and compared them to an actual black person from equatorial Africa.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 12:28 PM (IG3/x)

276 >>My maternal grandmother's family went to Canada from France in...the 1730s or so.

Maternal grandfather's family, for me. Story is that four brothers went to Quebec about 1617, three returned to France. The one who stayed is my ancestor, and his descendant who immigrated to the US arrived in the 1840s, left, and came back around 1870. That would be my great-great-grandfather.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (NcvvS)

277
Would you mind sharing what happened?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)



Parallel Parking incident.


*ducks*

*runs for cover*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

278 265 95% of my lineage is from Finland, with one Irish guy thrown in. Real drunk, which tells you something when mixed into a bunch of Finns. At least he wasn't stabby.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (gm9Sb)

279 271 Same, except for one branch from Ireland who decided it was best to get ouotta dodge during the height of The Troubles.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2026 12:28 PM (2WIwB)

========

No Irish!

/jk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (/PKja)

280 My ancestors weren't even in the US when slavery was legal. I have no ancestors who were slave owners. Not one dime from me for reparations.

Posted by: Bulg


It isn't about money, or even payback. What they want is to make western civilization go away, because it reminds every other culture realize they contributed almost nothing to the bounty on this planet. And, even if they get it, not only will it be extraordinarily painful, but it won't salve their conscience.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (0U5gm)

281 You know there were free blacks in the US who owned slaves.

Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (VrYHL)

282
Genealogy becomes weirdly addictive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:28 PM (/PKja)



My twat step-sister did an Ancestry.com search on my dad's family once, but that's about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

283 My favorite thing for sheer stupidity that the left has taught the young was that slaves built the country. So their idea is that the entire country was built in the Southeast before 1865 with unskilled field labor? The idiocy is staggering.

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 27, 2026 12:30 PM (3/XaG)

284 Ace must have tied one on last night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 12:30 PM (tg5bM)

285 Would you mind sharing what happened?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)
___

I was in my final week of basic training at Ft. Jackson, in the woods, when 9/11 happened.

I was 32 at the time, and was going through basic training...again, after I left the Army in 1989.

Twelve years of being out, had to go through again.

And 9/11 happened.

I knew I was going to war, and I did...three tours to Iraq.

Would we have gone to war with Iraq if 9/ll didn't happen? Only God knows.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:30 PM (Rln0i)

286 very line I can find save one (my maternal grandmother) has been in American since at least the early 1700s. Usually the 1600s.

Same, but because my grandmother was Quaker and they keep track of these things, I can find 66 (!) lines that came over due to Billy Penn. Obviously, no Revolutionary War veterans in there.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:30 PM (rxwdW)

287 Reparations have been paid in full. You can come here and see the receipts anytime you want.

Posted by: Antietam Battlefield Park, Maryland at August 27, 2026 12:31 PM (2Ez/1)

288 You know there were free blacks in the US who owned slaves.
Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (VrYHL)
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:31 PM (Rln0i)

289 I knew I was going to war, and I did...three tours to Iraq.

Would we have gone to war with Iraq if 9/ll didn't happen? Only God knows.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:30 PM (Rln0i)

Bless you.. Thank you for your service

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

290 You know there were free blacks in the US who owned slaves.

In North Carolina, in the 1980's. I was working in Charlotte when those arrests made the news.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:32 PM (rxwdW)

291 Ace must have tied one on last night.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 12:30 PM (tg5bM)




Crows are pecking his eyeballs as we speak.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:32 PM (ccf/V)

292 One of the first slave owners in the USA was a black guy. Does his family owe reparations

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:32 PM (TbVRb)

293 One of the first slave owners in the USA was a black guy. Does his family owe reparations
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:32 PM (TbVRb)



Just let me know the bill they send Kumswala Harris.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:33 PM (ccf/V)

294 As far as ancestry goes I am an American Mutt breed. Little of this, little of that.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar8)

295 92 76 Have you ever noticed that sounds produced by people doing anything major to your house make you wonder if you'll have a house when they're done?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:25 AM

Now do dentists.


while sounds made by dentists are amazing, they've never had me wonder whether i'd have a house when they're done.

Posted by: anachronda at August 27, 2026 12:33 PM (oY6Yp)

296 Covid causes me rage because all that crap kickstarted a chain of events that has me living long plane rides away from my kids…. On the surface it wouldn’t look like covid was the cause, but I can follow the breadcrumbs; I know

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:33 PM (geWO5)

297 My favorite thing for sheer stupidity that the left has taught the young was that slaves built the country. So their idea is that the entire country was built in the Southeast before 1865 with unskilled field labor? The idiocy is staggering.

Meanwhile it is a pretty common point of discussion around the Civil War that the South really couldn't win a protracted war because most of the US's industrial might in 1860 was located in...The North.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)

298 One of the first slave owners in the USA was a black guy. Does his family owe reparations
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:32 PM (TbVRb)
___

My family would owe reps bigly.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:33 PM (Rln0i)

299 Nood!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (NcvvS)

300 297 Meanwhile it is a pretty common point of discussion around the Civil War that the South really couldn't win a protracted war because most of the US's industrial might in 1860 was located in...The North.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)

=======

Slaves built the factories in New York! From Alabama!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (/PKja)

301 Remember it is the greatest crime in world history that Americans owned slaves until 1865

OTOH it is racist to point out slavery still exists in the Muslim world, to this day.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

302 Real drunk, which tells you something when mixed into a bunch of Finns.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

One of my Russian teachers at DLI told about the busloads of Finns that would come to St. Petersburg on Sundays. Finland had blue laws back then that prohibited the sale of alcohol on Sundays. So the Finns would get on busses and go over the border to St. Petersburg, get smashed, and then get on the busses to go back to Finland in the evening.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (77rzZ)

303 The Civil War was the birth of FAFO.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (Gqar8)

304 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

305 As far as ancestry goes I am an American Mutt breed. Little of this, little of that.
Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar
___

Nothing wrong with being an American mutt.

Could be worse, could have been a mutt in a muslim country.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (Rln0i)

306 > 278 265 95% of my lineage is from Finland, with one Irish guy thrown in. Real drunk, which tells you something when mixed into a bunch of Finns. At least he wasn't stabby.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:29 PM (gm9Sb)


I once made the mistake of drinking with a group of Russian Old Believers (kinda like Russian Orthodox Amish, except they're okay with technology --- lots of them here in Alaska).

Those boys can pack it away.

I narrowly escaped being betrothed to the 14-year-old sister of one of them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (IG3/x)

307
301 Remember it is the greatest crime in world history that Americans owned slaves until 1865

OTOH it is racist to point out slavery still exists in the Muslim world, to this day.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

=====

Arab slavery isn't racialist against blacks, so it's good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (/PKja)

308 Slavery? India

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (NFX2v)

309 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 12:30 PM (Rln0i)

SMH…. I also went to Basic Training at Fort Jackson! A few years before you

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (geWO5)

310
For the life of me I will never understand why KSM wasn't taken to a black-site, mercilessly interrogated, then shot and cremated with nary a word ever spoken about it.
Posted by: PabloD at August 27, 2026 12:23 PM (3DV45)



Because W wanted the photo op, probably. One of the many ways that W fucked the dog post-9/11

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (y9nCu)

311 Rockefeller and Standard Oil created an intellectual renaissance by allowing people to read after sundown because to coal oil.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

312 Trump Says Navy Has Cleared Iranian Mines From Strait of Hormuz

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

313 Ultra-exclusive Hamptons yacht club forced to cancel restaurant service after foreign kitchen staff kicked out of US

.. this will get somebody's tit in a wringer

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

314 In short, there is a war against common sense going on in the "civilized" western world.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Credi Virgin and child.jpg


The Virgin and Child with St Julian and St Nicholas of Myra
Lorenzo di Credi

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

3 Beautiful. Now that’s classic art

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (geWO5)

4 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (tg5bM)

5 That is one chubby baby Jesus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (FZ29D)

6 Delightful, CBD.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

7 Fat little bastard

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (LGAor)

8 very ugly Christ Child

would not hang

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (5rh/l)

9 Dudes need to but h it up a little.
Looks like the one on the left just sashayed in.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (g9NYF)

10
Our Lord has a mohawk!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 09:32 AM (O0L8i)

11 Love the Child's haircut. Epic sideburns for one so young.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

12 Baby Jesus looks like he has a serious musculoskeletal disorder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 09:32 AM (BI5O2)

13 sympathetic head tilts

and Jesus has a mohawk

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

14 I wasn't aware that the Mohawk was a thing for babies back then, but you do you, Lorenzo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 09:32 AM (9Q+nP)

15 Love the Child's haircut. Epic sideburns for one so young.
Posted by: Tuna


Like a chunky Bowser.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:33 AM (g9NYF)

16 I don't like how the artist painted baby Jesus.
Baby Jesus looks muscular and with a mohawk.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

17 The saints were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

18 Baby Jesus has sideburns and male pattern baldness.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 27, 2026 09:33 AM (8mulE)

19 No hang
religious art gives me the willies

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

20 Dudes need to but h it up a little.
Looks like the one on the left just sashayed in.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM


How dare you talk that way about St. Julian of San Francisco?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 09:34 AM (9Q+nP)

21 Don’t care for Nick’s brooch.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:34 AM (Gqar8)

22 The kid looks 40 years old.

Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

24 Baby Jesus looks like he is winding up to throw a hex on that guy on the left.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 27, 2026 09:35 AM (8mulE)

25 That is a FAT baby.


Also looks AI generated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

26 Is there some reason Saint Julian and St Nicholas of Myra are there? Are they the patron saints of the city of someone who commissioned the work.?

Nicholas looks more interested in his book than anything else,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:35 AM (yl+Aq)

27 The kid is the only one who can hold his head up straight.

Posted by: Crick In Neck at August 27, 2026 09:35 AM (JM9I6)

28 When the neck looks like it's a hinge.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

29 Saint Julian the patron of hotel keepers, travelers, and boatmen?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

30
Kid looks like he's itching to overturn tables and scourge Temple moneylenders.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 09:36 AM (O0L8i)

31 Everyone looks pretty wealthy.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:36 AM (Gqar8)

32 > St Nicholas of Myra

Yo, Nicky... where's my Primal Hatch Megalodon, and where's the red suit and the reindeer?

Posted by: Baby Jesus at August 27, 2026 09:36 AM (IG3/x)

33 That's my good friend Squiggy. The early years.

Posted by: Lenny at August 27, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Baby Jesus throwin' the peace sign......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:37 AM (ccf/V)

35 Baby Jesus looks like he is winding up to throw a hex on that guy on the left.
Posted by: No Name Today


Guy on the right is looking up the perfect hex in his book of Hogwart's spells.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:37 AM (g9NYF)

36 > 29 Saint Julian the patron of hotel keepers, travelers, and boatmen?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

And orange juice stands.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:37 AM (IG3/x)

37 It's a midget.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:37 AM (tg5bM)

38 Saint Nick not looking fat or jolly here.

Posted by: Pass at August 27, 2026 09:38 AM (JM9I6)

39 A beautiful painting. Would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:38 AM (TbVRb)

40 > 37 It's a midget.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:37 AM (tg5bM)

Sometimes you have to wonder if these old-time artists had ever seen an actual baby.

Likewise the breasts of an actual woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:38 AM (IG3/x)

41 Nick’s dress - dunno if that’s the right color for him.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:38 AM (Gqar8)

42 Why does Jesus look like he's 50?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:39 AM (ExV1e)

43 Put some clothes on that kid.

Posted by: Geez at August 27, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

44 3 out of 4 figures look ok, not my favorite period for religious art since Jesus often looks odd. The figure of Baby Jesus looks like the artist used an adult model and downsized him. Now some of the Renaissance Madonna’s in paintings are beautiful.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2026 09:39 AM (CUqw+)

45 That's disturbing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 09:40 AM (viF8m)

46 So, everyone gets a halo except for baby Jesus??

Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

47 Nick is reading the Haynes Manual trying to figure out why his Vega is burning so much oil.

Posted by: Scored Cylinder Walls at August 27, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

48 Likewise the breasts of an actual woman.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:38 AM


You know about the...oh, never mind.

Posted by: F. Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

49 Is this the era of the old bald headed Joseph representations?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:40 AM (Gqar8)

50 If you don't diaper the kid, you're asking for trouble.

Posted by: Pull-ups at August 27, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

51 Didn’t know there was a St. Julian.

Only knew about Julian the Apostate. Weird dude.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

52 51 Didn’t know there was a St. Julian.

Only knew about Julian the Apostate. Weird dude.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

I think Gore Vidal wrote a book about the guy.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:43 AM (Gqar8)

53 The stand-in midget has a deformed left hand. It looks like it, anyway.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:43 AM (tg5bM)

54 Nick is reading the Haynes Manual trying to figure out why his Vega is burning so much oil.
Posted by: Scored Cylinder Walls at August 27, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)



Simple. It's a piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

55 From the very odd tradition of making baby Jesus fat, ugly, and much too mature-looking.

When I took my mom to Italy we played the ‘ugliest bambino’ competition. Find the ugliest baby Jesus in all of Italy. There is no shortage of candidates.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (DKeOf)

56 Also, Jesus looks like he's telling Julie to get a haircut.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (ExV1e)

57 Posted by: Pass at August 27, 2026 09:38 AM (JM9I6)

This must have been in his defending the faith period and supposedly punching out heretics, before he got fattened and "jollied" by "Clement Moore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (GIQYZ)

58 Baby is Muggsy and is only missing the cigar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (ccf/V)

59 Interesting temporal juxtaposition as Saint Julian's earliest reference dates to the late 12th century and Saint Nicholas of Myra was a 4th century bishop.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (wVcYX)

60 Interesting temporal juxtaposition as Saint Julian's earliest reference dates to the late 12th century and Saint Nicholas of Myra was a 4th century bishop.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (wVcYX)


The artist had 'mushroom' pizza before planning the painting and just went with it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:45 AM (ExV1e)

61 52 Yes, Tubal, he did.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

62 From the very odd tradition of making baby Jesus fat, ugly, and much too mature-looking.

When I took my mom to Italy we played the ‘ugliest bambino’ competition. Find the ugliest baby Jesus in all of Italy. There is no shortage of candidates.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (DKeOf)

Breathtaking, even.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at August 27, 2026 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

63 Like a chunky Bowser.

That's Biker Baby Jesus.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 09:46 AM (TqE71)

64 St, Nick's little book...

"Dear diary. That little Yeshua brat is doing it again -- taking away all my blessing duties. Fat little bugger thinks he's God's gift."

Posted by: red speck at August 27, 2026 09:47 AM (Ve/HL)

65 very ugly Christ Child
Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (5rh/l)

Looks like a 40yo, homely, fat, bald man, shrunk to fit on Mary's lap. I get the "dress them like they live now instead of then" thing that painters did for centuries. But not the "make them look like the current pope, but as a baby" thing. Ugh. (And, yes, the head reminds me of a pope, but I'm not sure which one.)

Posted by: GWB at August 27, 2026 09:47 AM (kU0PQ)

66 Open your mind.

https://tinyurl.com/3vaht4au

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 09:47 AM (viF8m)

67 From the very odd tradition of making baby Jesus fat, ugly, and much too mature-looking.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

I cannot unsee Bob Hope's head.

Posted by: old chick at August 27, 2026 09:47 AM (F3Dlr)

68 Not now, bish, I gotsta make a dookie.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 27, 2026 09:47 AM (J4Dwc)

69 Learn something new every day.

According to a pious fiction that was very popular in the Middle Ages, Julian was of noble birth and while hunting one day, was reproached by a hart for hunting him and told that he would one day kill his mother and father. He was richly rewarded for his services by a king and married a widow. While he was away his mother and father arrived at his castle seeking him; When his wife realized who they were, she put them up for the night in the master's bed room. When Julian returned unexpectedly later that night and saw a man and a woman in his bed, he suspected the worst and killed them both. When his wife returned from church and he found he had killed his parents, he was overcome with remorse and fled the castle, resolved to do a fitting penance. He was joined by his wife and they built an inn for travelers near a wide river, and a hospital for the poor. He was forgiven for his crime when he gave help to a leper in his own bed; the leper turned out to be a messenger from God who had been sent to test him. He is the patron of hotel keepers, travelers, and boatmen. His feast day is February 12th.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:48 AM (g9NYF)

70 Baby looks a bit like a Napoleon portrait.

Posted by: doomer at August 27, 2026 09:48 AM (E4rtv)

71 Interesting temporal juxtaposition as Saint Julian's earliest reference dates to the late 12th century and Saint Nicholas of Myra was a 4th century bishop.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Ok. What about the midget?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:48 AM (tg5bM)

72
Seen lots of babies. None that look like that, especially the legs.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 09:48 AM (Y8DZL)

73
Like a chunky Bowser.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:33 AM (g9NYF)



Sha Na Na!


https://youtu.be/isvK4PzeA4c

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

74 Baby is Muggsy and is only missing the cigar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (ccf/V)

Spot on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (wVcYX)

75 Why is the baby signing "Q" in ASL?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)

76 He is the patron of hotel keepers, travelers, and boatmen. His feast day is February 12th.
Posted by: rickb223
========
Story reads like a recycled Oedipus myth.

Posted by: doomer at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (E4rtv)

77 Interesting temporal juxtaposition

When were books of such convenient size first made?

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (TqE71)

78 I usually don't like the faces in paintings of this time and place, circa 1500 Italy. Too wooden and lacking expression. Di Credi typically has that but not this one. The faces are still, as if caught in a photo, but not wooden and each figure has its own expression. The calm, contemplative look on the figure on the right especially catches my attention.

The rich colors and realistic detail of the clothing is attractive but doesn't detract from the holy significance of the scene. Not something I would hang but I would like to understand how those colors were created.

Posted by: JTB at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (yTvNw)

79 58 >>Baby is Muggsy and is only missing the cigar.

Baby to St. Julian: "Shut up shuttin' up."

Posted by: red speck at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (Ve/HL)

80 Baby Al Capone has some chunky thighs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (FR9Sb)

81 If that's what feet looked like back then, I'd REALLY hate the inventor of flip flops........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:50 AM (ccf/V)

82 Mohawk?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 27, 2026 09:51 AM (vrgy6)

83 Baby to St. Julian: "Shut up shuttin' up."
Posted by: red speck at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (Ve/HL)



Well done.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:51 AM (ccf/V)

84 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2026 09:52 AM (5/BcT)

85 BTW, this is either cropped or the write-up is wrong.
Wikipedia notes there are "3 golden balls" at the feet of the dude on the right (Saint Nicholas) - who was also the model for the Christ child, evidently, but heavier - that are the symbol of his being a bishop. I don't see them.

Posted by: GWB at August 27, 2026 09:53 AM (kU0PQ)

86 Looks like Elvis.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 09:53 AM (yEz+x)

87 Baby is Muggsy and is only missing the cigar.
Posted by: Sponge

Finster

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

88 With due respect to the devout nature of saints as well as their scholarship and care for others, sometimes the things they were chosen to be patrons of is rather ( to me) amusing. If this is the Julian I turkey says that he is the patron of

Boatmen, carnival workers, childless people, circus workers, clowns, ferrymen, fiddlers, fiddle players, hospitallers, hotel-keepers, hunters, innkeepers, jugglers, knights, murderers, pilgrims, shepherds, to obtain lodging while traveling, travelers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:53 AM (5JD6s)

89 Looks like Elvis.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 09:53 AM (yEz+x)



Fat Elvis. Not the young, handsome one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:53 AM (ccf/V)

90 So, a different Julian than the calendar Julian or the french fry Julian? I need a program.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:54 AM (wVcYX)

91 this is the Julian I turkey says that he is the patron of


Of. Weird auto correct Supposed to be "The internet says not I turkey

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:55 AM (5JD6s)

92 38 Saint Nick not looking fat or jolly here.
Posted by: Pass
=====
Well, St. Nick has his own legend of whacking Arius upside the head for being a heretic at the Council of Nicaea.

Posted by: doomer at August 27, 2026 09:55 AM (E4rtv)

93 Surely not Julian the Apostate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 27, 2026 09:55 AM (vrgy6)

94 Kid looks like he's itching to overturn tables and scourge Temple moneylenders.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 09:36 AM (O0L8i)

Nah. Just the barber's chair. For that haircut.

Posted by: GWB at August 27, 2026 09:55 AM (kU0PQ)

95 Quick wiki search shows that the infants he painted all look like the baby Jesus in this painting. Must have been a Thing in late medieval Italy.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:56 AM (Gqar8)

96 Why is the baby signing "Q" in ASL?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX

It's his clearance.

Joseph has two fingers extended on each hand. 2.2. February 2nd. This is when Trump releases the Kraken. Watch closely. Nothing is what it seems. Mamdani is a body double, a white hat on the inside of DSA. Once his investigation is wrapped up - on 2.2 - thousands of sealed indictments will come down on DSA members, and the real Mamdani will be revealed as a Gitmo prisoner who Hegseth switched out with the double, pending his prosecution as a terrorist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 09:56 AM (BI5O2)

97 >>>>Looks like Elvis.

That's just mean.

Oh, you mean the other Elvis.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 09:56 AM (viF8m)

98 Jugglers? There be no more of that in Sandford.

Posted by: Sandford Neightbourhood Watch Alliance at August 27, 2026 09:56 AM (wVcYX)

99 So, everyone gets a halo except for baby Jesus??
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

He pawned his to pay the barber.
He's reaching to snatch Julian's from him, 'cause he got gypped.

Posted by: GWB at August 27, 2026 09:57 AM (kU0PQ)

100 Well, St. Nick has his own legend of whacking Arius upside the head for being a heretic at the Council of Nicaea.
Posted by: doomer at August 27, 2026 09:55 AM


Giving rise to the term "slaptized".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 09:57 AM (9Q+nP)

101 Patron saint of murderers. Well that’s - different.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:57 AM (Gqar8)

102 Live long and prosper, Julian.

Posted by: Vulcan baby Jesus at August 27, 2026 09:58 AM (2zv2g)

103 Soooooo … Ol' Dude at right is readin' up on 'How To Bathe The Baby'? This woulda been perfect for a title like 'Baby's First Bath', but nooooo … Still, nicely done.

Posted by: Dr_No at August 27, 2026 09:58 AM (ayRl+)

104 No, Julian the Apostate was an emperor who wanted to restore worship of Hellenistic gods.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:58 AM (5JD6s)

105 Why is the baby signing "Q" in ASL?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX

It's his clearance.

Joseph has two fingers extended on each hand. 2.2. February 2nd. This is when Trump releases the Kraken. Watch closely. Nothing is what it seems. Mamdani is a body double, a white hat on the inside of DSA. Once his investigation is wrapped up - on 2.2 - thousands of sealed indictments will come down on DSA members, and the real Mamdani will be revealed as a Gitmo prisoner who Hegseth switched out with the double, pending his prosecution as a terrorist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 09:56 AM


Candace? Is that you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 09:58 AM (9Q+nP)

106 Also, Jesus looks like he's telling Julie to get a haircut.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:44 AM (ExV1e)

Just like his and Nick's.

Posted by: GWB at August 27, 2026 09:58 AM (kU0PQ)

107 Mimes gat executed on sight. Nobody needs to put up with that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:59 AM (tg5bM)

108 "Boatmen, carnival workers, childless people, circus workers, clowns, ferrymen, fiddlers, fiddle players, hospitallers, hotel-keepers, hunters, innkeepers, jugglers, knights, murderers, pilgrims, shepherds, to obtain lodging while traveling, travelers"
.
.
.
And Methodists.

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at August 27, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

109 Giving rise to the term "slaptized".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
======
To paraphrase Robert Heinlein, a society where trangressors are slapped is a polite society.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2026 09:59 AM (E4rtv)

110 This painting is another horrid example of patriarchy, white privilege, and no land acknowledgment! Zero stars. Would not hang.

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM (0sNs1)

111 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 09:56 AM (BI5O2)

Don't laugh there is a very famous timestamped and legit usenet post from the late 90's, where a guy did all these sarcastic phony calculations, and ended by saying something like "so it's all gonna happen on 9/11/01, and whatever it is will be very very bad!!!"

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM (+j84F)

112 Past 100.


Back to boobs.........


https://shorturl.fm/6PtzO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

113 What does a patron saint do, exactly?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM (Gqar8)

114 @ 113 What does a patron saint do, exactly? Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM (Gqar
__________________________________

He/She/It 'patron's … duhhhh.

Posted by: Dr_No at August 27, 2026 10:01 AM (ayRl+)

115 Those were lean times for jolly old Saint Nic.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 27, 2026 10:01 AM (2ap+5)

116 What does a patron saint do, exactly?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM



Drinks Patron.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:02 AM (ccf/V)

117 That baby looks breathtaking.

Posted by: Yet another obscure Seinfeld reference at August 27, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

118 @ 113 What does a patron saint do, exactly? Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM (Gqar
__________________________________

He/She/It 'patron's … duhhhh.
Posted by: Dr_No at August 27, 2026 10:01 AM


Captain Obvious needs to post more comments like this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 10:02 AM (9Q+nP)

119 There's a website that I visit called historyfacts.com. They have an article there about why the babies in old paintings look so old. I'm not going to try to link it, because I'm afraid I'll it up and run afoul of a certain Dildo. But I recommend looking it up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

120 So, a different Julian than the calendar Julian or the french fry Julian? I need a program.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:54 AM (wVcYX)

French fry one was a chick: Julienne.

Posted by: GWB at August 27, 2026 10:03 AM (kU0PQ)

121 Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

Using a url shortener so people don't have to wade through teeny tiny teeny text on their phone for entire threads is not particularly difficult business!!

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 10:04 AM (+j84F)

122 Back to boobs.........

https://shorturl.fm/6PtzO
Posted by: Sponge at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM


Those would take a Double D.

Posted by: Frank at August 27, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

123 I thought being patronized was ungood.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:04 AM (Gqar8)

124 Candace? Is that you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 09:58 AM (9Q+nP

Nah, when you're doing Q, it's gotta be hysterical horseshit hopium for extremely online MAGA people.

When you're doing hysterical horseshit hopium for extremely online Jew-haters, that's Candace.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 10:04 AM (BI5O2)

125 That baby looks breathtaking.
Posted by: Yet another obscure Seinfeld reference at August 27, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

A lot of art from this time period featuring children has me asking the artist "have you ever *seen* a baby?

It's weird, and off-putting.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 27, 2026 10:05 AM (PSEDc)

126 Past 100.


Back to boobs.........


https://shorturl.fm/6PtzO
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

Impressive. Most impressive.

Except for the abdominal floral tattoo. Ruined it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 10:05 AM (wVcYX)

127 Good morning!

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 10:05 AM (ZdaMQ)

128 Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for Hamas
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for Hamas

While campaigning with Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed), Michigan U.S. House Democrat Debbie Dingell (@RepDebDingell) complimented Hasan Piker’s (@hasanthehun) muscles

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

129 Boatmen, carnival workers, childless people, circus workers, clowns, ferrymen, fiddlers, fiddle players, hospitallers, hotel-keepers, hunters, innkeepers, jugglers, knights, murderers, pilgrims, shepherds, to obtain lodging while traveling, travelers

Just say "gypsies, tramps and thieves" and be short about it.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 10:05 AM (OUMaO)

130 https://shorturl.fm/6PtzO

My oh my...

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

131 "I'll have two fingers of milk", saith the Child.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 27, 2026 10:06 AM (cWLG3)

132 Abdominal floral tattoos opened somewhere.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:06 AM (Gqar8)

133 He/She/It 'patron's … duhhhh.
Posted by: Dr_No at August 27, 2026 10:01 AM (ayRl+)

Patronizes.

Posted by: GWB at August 27, 2026 10:06 AM (kU0PQ)

134 Atlantic touting AfD?

"Imagine that it’s october 2026, and one of Germany’s 16 federal states has come under the control of a far-right government for the first time since the Nazi era. With an absolute majority in the state Parliament and one of its own installed as state premier, the Alternative for Germany, or AfD, quickly begins implementing its agenda. The interior minister announces an emergency remigration program: abolishing asylum, revoking the residence permit of any foreigner convicted of a crime, pledging to review all naturalization decisions made during this century, and incarcerating those designated for deportation. The government stops classifying Ukrainians as war refugees and ends their social benefits. European Union flags disappear from public buildings. The mainstream press is shunned in favor of influencers aligned with the party’s ideology. The government authorizes vigilante groups to act as an auxiliary police force in regions with high crime rates."

https://archive.is/Lt5Kp

Posted by: Oglebay at August 27, 2026 10:07 AM (2ap+5)

135 Debbie Dingell sounds like a SNL character, back when.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Gqar8)

136 I hope Jesus laughed when he saw this depiction of him.

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 10:07 AM (ZdaMQ)

137 >>This painting is another horrid example of patriarchy, white privilege, and no land acknowledgment! Zero stars. Would not hang.
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface


It's sad that this is mellower than what's now serious tv show dialog (e.g. "Lanterns").

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 10:08 AM (X8xt3)

138 Britain leaps into action!

The British Patriot
@TheBritLad
NEW: Home Office officials have been offered 11 different mental health support services to help them cope with fears over the English flag.
Staff said the raising of the flag has left them “fearing for their lives.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

139 I hope Jesus laughed when he saw this depiction of him.
Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 10:07 AM (ZdaMQ)

Jesus wept.

Posted by: GWB at August 27, 2026 10:08 AM (kU0PQ)

140 Hellacious rack. She'll need a reduction in a few years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:08 AM (tg5bM)

141 131 "I'll have two fingers of milk", saith the Child.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 27, 2026 10:06 AM

The number of fingers shall be two. It shall not be one, nor shall it be three. Four is right out.

Posted by: M. Python at August 27, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)

142 Posted by: Oglebay at August 27, 2026 10:07 AM (2ap+5)

Except for the vigilante groups, that sounds fantastic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2026 10:10 AM (k5CNB)

143 “ The interior minister announces an emergency remigration program: abolishing asylum, revoking the residence permit of any foreigner convicted of a crime, pledging to review all naturalization decisions made during this century, and incarcerating those designated for deportation. The government stops classifying Ukrainians as war refugees and ends their social benefits. European Union flags disappear from public buildings”

It moved.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:10 AM (Vvm2m)

144 Except for the abdominal floral tattoo. Ruined it.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Yeah, why do otherwise attractive young women think that ink and weird piercings are going to add to their attractiveness?

I don't get it. (Not summoning Ben R. here. He probably doesn't get it, either.)

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

145 Britain leaps into action!

The British Patriot
@TheBritLad
NEW: Home Office officials have been offered 11 different mental health support services to help them cope with fears over the English flag.
Staff said the raising of the flag has left them “fearing for their lives.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One!


Britain needs an exorcism.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 27, 2026 10:10 AM (OUMaO)

146 Except for the abdominal floral tattoo. Ruined it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 10:05 AM (wVcYX)



I didn't see that till after........

Better?


https://shorturl.fm/X607m

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:11 AM (ccf/V)

147 143 “ The interior minister announces an emergency remigration program: abolishing asylum, revoking the residence permit of any foreigner convicted of a crime, pledging to review all naturalization decisions made during this century, and incarcerating those designated for deportation. The government stops classifying Ukrainians as war refugees and ends their social benefits. European Union flags disappear from public buildings”

It moved.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:10 AM (Vvm2m)

Tell me this is DC. Lie ifmyou must.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:11 AM (Gqar8)

148 NEW: Home Office officials have been offered 11 different mental health support services to help them cope with fears over the English flag.


That's what happens when your home office officials aren't English.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 10:11 AM (g9NYF)

149 Mucho better.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:12 AM (tg5bM)

150 Krazy Konspiracy Theorists.

>>@C__Herridge

>>DHS WARNING: CHINESE PARTS IN ELECTION MACHINES, REQUIRES PAPER BALLOT AUDITS

>>- Letter
@SecMullinDHS Summarizes Classified Records

>>“We assess that some U.S. adversaries—at a minimum China, Iran, and Russia…have the technical capability to access some U.S. election-related networks and systems.”

huh

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:12 AM (viF8m)

151 Better?


https://shorturl.fm/X607m
Posted by: Sponge

Much. Thank you.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

152 I love how cancelling the residence permit of a convicted criminal “refugee” is far right wing extremist according to the left. Fuck off with that noise.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:12 AM (Vvm2m)

153 Speaking of saints . . .

Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna
@MarkRuffalo worked with @BernieSanders & me to stop the war in Yemen & pass the first War Powers Resolution in American history.
Mark has stood up for clean water & a livable climate.
Mark has called out the genocide in Gaza.
Smearing him as an antisemite is ignorance.
He is one of the great humanitarians of our time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

154 @TheBritLad
NEW: Home Office officials have been offered 11 different mental health support services to help them cope with fears over the English flag.
Staff said the raising of the flag has left them “fearing for their lives.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One!



Home office officials are fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:13 AM (ccf/V)

155 Just going to say it. Thats one ugly ass baby.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 27, 2026 10:13 AM (S41Gd)

156 Except for the abdominal floral tattoo. Ruined it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 10:05 AM (wVcYX)


I didn't see that till after........

Better?


https://shorturl.fm/X607m
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:11 AM (ccf/V)

I'm rendered gobsmacked. Yes, better, thanks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 10:13 AM (wVcYX)

157 >>Yeah, why do otherwise attractive young women think that ink and weird piercings are going to add to their attractiveness?


I see it as akin to years ago, when hot actors (such as Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp) would dress like homeless people. They want to be seen as more than beautiful - probably demonstrate that they don't value their beauty - to demonstrate they are more serious/complex/whatever than what appears on the surface?
That's my guess. *shrugs*

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (X8xt3)

158 And judging by the hairdo, its St Nick's kid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (S41Gd)

159 Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna
@MarkRuffalo worked with @BernieSanders & me to stop the war in Yemen & pass the first War Powers Resolution in American history.
Mark has stood up for clean water & a livable climate.
Mark has called out the genocide in Gaza.
Smearing him as an antisemite is ignorance.
He is one of the great humanitarians of our time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)




Mark's an actor and no one gives a shit about him until he pretents to be someone else.

FO, Ro. FO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (ccf/V)

160 Hey, Sponge, I meant to ask you, how did that thing with your nephew's car go last week?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

161 Look man I don’t hate Jews. I just openly support a group whose only purpose is to kill as many Jews as it can. Stop smearing me bruh.
- Mark Ruffalo

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (Vvm2m)

162 I didn't see that till after........

Better?


https://shorturl.fm/X607m
Posted by: Sponge at August 27, 2026 10:11 AM
+++++

Look close. There's Tackle Box Face.

Posted by: Discriminating Guys Everywhere at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (2Ez/1)

163 Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna
@MarkRuffalo worked with @BernieSanders & me to stop the war in Yemen & pass the first War Powers Resolution in American history.
Mark has stood up for clean water & a livable climate.
Mark has called out the genocide in Gaza.
Smearing him as an antisemite is ignorance.

He is one of the great humanitarians of our time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


The irony. Burns worse than the clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 10:15 AM (g9NYF)

164 Except for the vigilante groups, that sounds fantastic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2026 10:10 AM (k5CNB)


I understand that government authorization makes "vigilante" the wrong word here and the author should have used something like "state militia" instead.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 27, 2026 10:15 AM (2ap+5)

165 Good news, everyone!

Chris Cuomo actually argues to @AndrewKolvet that the next Dem president won't open the border floodgates again.
Says Republicans created a "boogeyman" about what Biden did.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

166 >>Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna
@MarkRuffalo worked with @BernieSanders & me to stop the war in Yemen & pass the first War Powers Resolution in American history.
Mark has stood up for clean water & a livable climate.
Mark has called out the genocide in Gaza.
Smearing him as an antisemite is ignorance.
He is one of the great humanitarians of our time.



Riiiiiight.
I'm gonna go ahead and save my admiration for people who do actual good works directly with people in need (e.g. Franklin Graham), not spoiled, loudmouth political activists.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 10:16 AM (X8xt3)

167 Look close. There's Tackle Box Face.
Posted by: Discriminating Guys Everywhere

Ugh.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

168 I understand that government authorization makes "vigilante" the wrong word here and the author should have used something like "state militia" instead.
Posted by: Oglebay


Letters of Marque.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 10:17 AM (g9NYF)

169 Look close. There's Tackle Box Face.
Posted by: Discriminating Guys Everywhere

Small nose ring, not a bull ring. Acceptable.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:18 AM (tg5bM)

170 Hey, Sponge, I meant to ask you, how did that thing with your nephew's car go last week?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)



WOOF, that thing is FUBAR. Towed it out to the house at Texoma until something can be figured out. Hopefully, I won't have to tow it anywhere else any time soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:18 AM (ccf/V)

171 No halos?

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2026 10:18 AM (mkztW)

172 Sad news for the leftie losers and their lawfare:

The ICE agent MN wrongfully charged for shooting some illegal scum has been released from TX jail; TX will not honor their extradition request.

Suck it, Qeeif Ellison.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 10:19 AM (3cUTc)

173 And judging by the hairdo, its St Nick's kid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (S41Gd)

Is this St Nick the real famous cat all dressed up in red
And he spends the whole year workin' out on his sled.

Just a little bobsled, we call it old Saint Nick
But she'll walk a toboggan with a four speed stick
She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel
And when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her peel

Posted by: Zombie Brian Wilson at August 27, 2026 10:19 AM (wVcYX)

174 >>Look close. There's Tackle Box Face.

Didn't even notice it at first look. Her face, I mean.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 27, 2026 10:19 AM (J4Dwc)

175 The Virgin and Child with St Julian and St Nicholas of Myra
Lorenzo di Credi

It's impressive (to me) because it's a very old 1490–1494 painting for the church of Santa Maria Maddalena dei Pazzi; oil on wood (panel), and almost 5 & a half ft square. But I had no idea who Saint Julian and Saint Nicholas of Myra were/are.

Saint Julian, according to myth, unwittingly fulfilled a pagan prophecy by killing his own parents, then spent the rest of his life dedicated to penance. He's the patron saint of travelers, innkeepers, ferrymen, and pilgrims.

Saint Nicholas of Myra (The Wonderworker) was a 4th-century Christian bishop from Myra (Turkey) and his historical legacy eventually inspired the modern myth of Santa Claus. He has the bishop's vestments and 3 gold balls (or purses of gold) at his feet.

The gold is related to his most famous charitable act, saving three poor daughters from a life of destitution or prostitution by anonymously throwing bags of gold through their window to provide for their wedding dowries. He's the patron saint of children, sailors, merchants, unmarried girls, and pawnbrokers.

Wouldn't hang the painting but it's another interesting lesson.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 10:19 AM (NFX2v)

176 Better?


https://shorturl.fm/X607m
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026

She is either AI or filtered to kingdom come. I am going filtered because I would hope AI would pick better body shape. And her nose is pierced. Which I personally don’t care about, for obvious reasons. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 10:20 AM (ZdaMQ)

177
Look close. There's Tackle Box Face.
Posted by: Discriminating Guys Everywhere at August 27, 2026 10:14 AM (2Ez/1)



Channeling your inner TJM, I see.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

178 Le Patron is the name of a Dutch Kit Car. Mostly based on Citroen 2CV. "The Saint" never drove one though, since they've only been in bidness since the 90s.

Posted by: Auto Autist at August 27, 2026 10:21 AM (JM9I6)

179 @TheBritLad
NEW: Home Office officials have been offered 11 different mental health support services to help them cope with fears over the English flag.
Staff said the raising of the flag has left them “fearing for their lives.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
---------
I have a nice 3.5" x 5" St. George flag sticker in back window of the truck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 10:21 AM (XeU6L)

180 Trump "officially" renames Lake Ontario as "Lake America" 🇺🇸

-
Next, he'll rename the Saint Lawrence Seaway to Donald's Ditch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

181 Abdominal floral tattoos opened somewhere.
Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 10:06 AM


Newport Flower Show, 2024.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 10:21 AM (9Q+nP)

182
I see it as akin to years ago, when hot actors (such as Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp) would dress like homeless people. They want to be seen as more than beautiful - probably demonstrate that they don't value their beauty - to demonstrate they are more serious/complex/whatever than what appears on the surface?
That's my guess. *shrugs*
Posted by: Lizzy
========
My guess is more prosaic. Celebs do that primarily because they don't want to be hounded in public. Dressing down and not having an entourage allows them to escape the gilded cage now and again.

Back in the day, even Kings and Queens would disguise themselves thus.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2026 10:22 AM (E4rtv)

183 Mostly based on Citroen 2CV.
------
Rubber band suspension?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 10:22 AM (XeU6L)

184 No, Julian the Apostate was an emperor who wanted to restore worship of Hellenistic gods.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

He also wanted to rebuild the Jewish temple in Jerusalem, so that Judaism could compete on a level footing with Christianity.

Constantine I's family was very violent, and I think that may have been one of the things that soured Julian on Christianity.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

185
Now, that I think about it...

I believe the ugliness of Renaissance Baby Jesus portraits comes from the attempt to give the Infant Jesus -

the look of complex thought and emotions that the Son of God would/should possess.

Babies faces are unlined and their expressions direct and simple. Not much to work with if portrayed realistically.

So, the painted Christ Child gets an adult face.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2026 10:22 AM (iJfKG)

186 And her nose is pierced. Which I personally don’t care about, for obvious reasons. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 10:20 AM (ZdaMQ)




Hmm....seems I missed that as well. Can't imagine why......


Better?


https://shorturl.fm/8G1sh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

187 However, I'll agree. I really am NOT a fan of the nose piercing.

It's a booger thing.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

188 Mostly based on Citroen 2CV.
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Rubber band suspension?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 10:22 AM (XeU6L)



Garbage, however, I would own one of those before a beetle........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:24 AM (ccf/V)

189 136 I hope Jesus laughed when he saw this depiction of him.
Posted by: Piper
======
The Father and the Son have a sense of humor. But don't tweak the Holy Spirit.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2026 10:24 AM (E4rtv)

190 Better?


https://shorturl.fm/8G1sh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:23 AM


No obvious piercings or ink. We'll allow it.

Posted by: The Judges at August 27, 2026 10:24 AM (9Q+nP)

191 And her nose is pierced. Which I personally don’t care about, for obvious reasons. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 10:20 AM (ZdaMQ)



Hmm....seems I missed that as well. Can't imagine why......


Better?


https://shorturl.fm/8G1sh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

Hoist the mainsail!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 10:24 AM (wVcYX)

192 She is either AI or filtered to kingdom come. I am going filtered because I would hope AI would pick better body shape.
Posted by: Piper

What's wrong with her body shape?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

193 China? huh

>>@TheJusticeDept

>>🚨Justice Department and @FBI Seize Platforms Operated and Used by China State-Sponsored Hackers to Target U.S. Critical Infrastructure

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:26 AM (viF8m)

194 @TheJusticeDept

>>🚨Justice Department and @FBI Seize Platforms Operated and Used by China State-Sponsored Hackers to Target U.S. Critical Infrastructure
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:26 AM (viF8m)



What about the hackers?

Why aren't they hung like fish on a stringer?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:27 AM (ccf/V)

195 > Constantine I's family...
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:22 AM


There used to be a city named after him.
But not anymore.

https://youtu.be/Uqnb_nU7RBE

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

196 White House Says Kennedy Center May Need to Be Demolished Without Renovation Work

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Then where would the twinks congregate?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

197 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Pretty picture.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2026 10:27 AM (2WIwB)

198 Great humanitarian, eh? Where is the Ruffalo Children's Hospital? Where is the Ruffalo Imagination Library?

Sorry, but there's more to humanitarianism than just being famous and talking shit. You actually have to do stuff.

I'd be nervous to give Ruffalo this advice... but I don't think this sybaritic homosexual halfwit has the wherewithal to act on his "humanitarianism" and go fight for Hamas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 10:28 AM (BI5O2)

199 First Amendment returns to the NE

"
Eric W.
@EWess92
·
29m
Can a public school sports league ban parents and grandparents from wearing pink wristbands that say "XX" on them from girls sporting events? No, that is a passive protest and violates the First Amendment. Denial of injunction reversed per Judge Lynch. Surprising result here."

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2026 10:28 AM (E4rtv)

200
I'd be nervous to give Ruffalo this advice... but I don't think this sybaritic homosexual halfwit has the wherewithal to act on his "humanitarianism" and go fight for Hamas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 10:28 AM (BI5O2)



Show me Ruffalo's charitable deductions for the last 5 years. He's worth over $100m. He gives NOTHING, I'd bet.

F*ck that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:29 AM (ccf/V)

201 >>What about the hackers?

>>Why aren't they hung like fish on a stringer?

Might be a tad difficult to pry them out of Beijing.

More interesting question is what exactly does the DOJ mean by "critical infrastructure"?

Cause I was assured our elections were totally secure. Totally.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:29 AM (viF8m)

202 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 10:28 AM (BI5O2)

Has your little girl gone medieval on any more stink bugs?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

203 Garbage, however, I would own one of those before a beetle........
Posted by: Sponge

You are in quite the mood this AM.

Posted by: Keep On the Sunny Side at August 27, 2026 10:29 AM (JM9I6)

204
You are in quite the mood this AM.
Posted by: Keep On the Sunny Side at August 27, 2026 10:29 AM (JM9I6)




It's the hangover.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

205 Has your little girl gone medieval on any more stink bugs?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

No more have dared show their faces. Yet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 10:30 AM (BI5O2)

206
Might be a tad difficult to pry them out of Beijing.

More interesting question is what exactly does the DOJ mean by "critical infrastructure"?

Cause I was assured our elections were totally secure. Totally.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:29 AM (viF8m)



Block all traffic in and out of China. VPN's will thwart, of course, but, the government needs to do more to filter out unwanted traffic.

This is why the internet kinda sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:31 AM (ccf/V)

207 196 White House Says Kennedy Center May Need to Be Demolished Without Renovation Work
----
Buildings don't talk. People do.
Next.

Posted by: The ghost of Don Rumsfeld at August 27, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

208 47 that's gonna put a dent in the budget.

Posted by: cosworth at August 27, 2026 10:32 AM (Bep7s)

209 There used to be a city named after him.
But not anymore.

https://youtu.be/Uqnb_nU7RBE
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

The Eastern Orthodox still refer to it by its true name.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

210 >>This is why the internet kinda sucks.

But our electronic voting machines aren't connected to the internet. Smart people told me so.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:33 AM (viF8m)

211
But our electronic voting machines aren't connected to the internet. Smart people told me so.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:33 AM (viF8m)



I'm old enough to remember when during an investigation, they hacked a voting machine using the thermostat on the wall in the same room.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

212
This is why the internet kinda sucks.
Posted by: Sponge
---
I would say, 'another reason why'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 10:35 AM (XeU6L)

213 63 lucha libre heysue christos.

Posted by: cosworth at August 27, 2026 10:35 AM (Bep7s)

214 ---
I would say, 'another reason why'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 10:35 AM (XeU6L)



A very fine correction, that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

215 Heysue. Isn't that a shoe brand?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:36 AM (ccf/V)

216 The Eastern Orthodox still refer to it by its true name.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:33 AM

In my best Johnny Carson voice:

I did not know that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

217 ----
Buildings don't talk. People do.
Next.
Posted by: The ghost of Don Rumsfeld
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A good thing, too.

Posted by: Dolley Madison at August 27, 2026 10:37 AM (XeU6L)

218 A good thing, too.
Posted by: Dolley Madison
----

A very good thing.

Posted by: Lucy Mercer at August 27, 2026 10:39 AM (XeU6L)

219 A very fine correction, that.
Posted by: Sponge
----

Merely supplemental.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 10:40 AM (XeU6L)

220 >>I'm old enough to remember when during an investigation, they hacked a voting machine using the thermostat on the wall in the same room.........

I watched a hearing that was held in Georgia after the 2020 election. The group trying to investigate election issues regarding the obviously fraudulent 2020 election brought in an some election honcho as an expert witness.

He took out his laptop and hacked into one of the Georgia election machines and manipulated votes right in the middle of the hearing.

For some odd reason, the media didn't report on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:41 AM (viF8m)

221 It's getting echoy in here...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 10:41 AM (XeU6L)

222 You are in quite the mood this AM.
Posted by: Keep On the Sunny Side at August 27, 2026 10:29 AM (JM9I6)



It's the hangover.
Posted by: Sponge

And DO NOT ask Sponge if he knows about the cup sizes.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

223 A good thing, too.
Posted by: Dolley Madison
----

A very good thing.
Posted by: Lucy Mercer

I don't get it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

224
And DO NOT ask Sponge if he knows about the cup sizes.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)



Even fags know about cup sizes. The joke is just stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:45 AM (ccf/V)

225 Where'd everybody go?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

226 I don't get it.
Posted by: Bulg
--------

If the WH could talk, there would be salacious tales regarding prominent people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 10:45 AM (XeU6L)

227 Some interesting koinkadinkies regarding the man arrested in early August for apparently planning to assassinate the First Lady:

https://tinyurl.com/3rbcdnsh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 10:45 AM (1o8D5)

228 I watched a hearing that was held in Georgia after the 2020 election. The group trying to investigate election issues regarding the obviously fraudulent 2020 election brought in an some election honcho as an expert witness.

He took out his laptop and hacked into one of the Georgia election machines and manipulated votes right in the middle of the hearing.

For some odd reason, the media didn't report on it.
Posted by: JackStraw
--
Sorry, you're wrong.
Every media story is required to note that claims of election fraud are made "without evidence."
They would not lie about that.

Plus, Trump lost all 875 election cases from 2020.
None of those judges admitted any evidence of election fraud so that proves there was no election fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 10:46 AM (3cUTc)

229 If the WH could talk, there would be salacious tales regarding prominent people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Ah, I see.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

230 Hey Dude ie a shoe brand.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 27, 2026 10:46 AM (vrgy6)

231 And DO NOT ask Sponge if he knows about the cup sizes.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:42 AM

He just needs some kasha.

Posted by: Frank C. at August 27, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

232 Before the shut them down and put them behind an authentication wall, the training materials and tech guides for Smartmatic and Dominion were publically available.

There were literally whole sections about connecting their machines to networks, pictures of the physical machines with Lan ports, and even sections on connecting WiFi dongles and configuring them.

All these machines at the end of the day are comodity computers, typically Dells, running software on WinOS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 10:46 AM (XV/Pl)

233
He just needs some kasha.
Posted by: Frank C. at August 27, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)



You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:47 AM (ccf/V)

234
All these machines at the end of the day are comodity computers, typically Dells, running software on WinOS.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 10:46 AM (XV/Pl)



NONE OF THIS IS TRUE AND YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!!!


- - - - - Brian in New Orleans

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:48 AM (ccf/V)

235 I'm so glad I don't get hangovers anymore.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

236 You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry.
Posted by: Sponge at August 27, 2026 10:47 AM

Have a Snickers.

Posted by: B. White at August 27, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)

237 I'm so glad I don't get hangovers anymore.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)



I've had cloudy head, but this is the first headache hangover I've had in quite some time....It's seemingly unrelenting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:49 AM (ccf/V)

238 I'm so glad I don't get hangovers anymore.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)


You never stop drinking?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 10:49 AM (ExV1e)

239 No more NFL pro bowl. Oh well.

Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM (Q+gd/)

240 The only thing that gives me a hangover is champagne.
So I avoid it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM (2WIwB)

241 The hell is wrong with their necks?

Posted by: Weasel at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM (leKdc)

242 You never stop drinking?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I fall asleep before I can drink enough to get a hangover.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

243 Fill the Kennedy Center with all the artsy-fartsy commie snobs and then implode it. Two birds, one stone...,

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM (tg5bM)

244 It soon became painfully obvious that St. Julian had never played Rock Paper Scissors before.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM (4Je4D)

245 No more NFL pro bowl. Oh well.
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM (Q+gd/)



The only people that care about that are the degenerate gamblers........They ruined that game generations ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:51 AM (ccf/V)

246 I've had cloudy head, but this is the first headache hangover I've had in quite some time....It's seemingly unrelenting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cance

Pedialyte.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:52 AM (tg5bM)

247 245 No more NFL pro bowl. Oh well.
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM

How would anyone know?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 27, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)

248 Pedialyte.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:52 AM (tg5bM)



Drank a Body Armor while ago, but will turn to that next. Well, Electrolit, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)

249 That baby looks like something that would spawn from a coupling of AOC's and Jerry Nadler's gametes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 10:53 AM (FR9Sb)

250 It soon became painfully obvious that St. Julian had never played Rock Paper Scissors before.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM (4Je4D)


Did Christ, in his earthly form, retain omniscience? And, if so, how could you win?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 10:53 AM (ExV1e)

251 Nice painting but I've heard she never even met the father.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2026 10:54 AM (2WIwB)

252 The only thing that gives me a hangover is champagne.
So I avoid it.
Posted by: Diogenes

When I was on a mission to Ukraine when I was at the On-Site Inspection Agency, I made the mistake of drinking champagne AND vodka at one of the dinners. Well, it was kinda unavoidable to drink the vodka because of all the damn toasts. But then I was drinking champagne as well...

Next day it felt like somebody had whacked my head with a flat iron. Yeesh.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ)

253 245 No more NFL pro bowl. Oh well.
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2026 10:50 AM

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at August 27, 2026 10:55 AM (2Ez/1)

254 Beautiful painting, thank you.
Feast of St Monica today, St Augustine's mom, whose prayers brought him out of waywardness to Christ.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 27, 2026 10:56 AM (EGSGm)

255 Red wine = screaming headache.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:56 AM (tg5bM)

256 anyway...

Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2026 10:56 AM (Q+gd/)

257 New book thinks outside the box.

Make America United Again: The Trump-Harris Co-Presidency 2024 – 2028
By: Bruce Masters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)

258 Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 27, 2026 10:56 AM (EGSGm)

I've always admired St. Monica for praying for her son for that long.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 10:58 AM (yl+Aq)

259
Make America United Again: The Trump-Harris Co-Presidency 2024 – 2028
By: Bruce Masters
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)



No way. Trump can't handle stupidity and she oozes it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:58 AM (ccf/V)

260 126 you would have hated wifey's tree of life literally terminating in the root of all evil.

Posted by: cmeat at August 27, 2026 10:58 AM (Bep7s)

261
Make America United Again: The Trump-Harris Co-Presidency 2024 – 2028
By: Bruce Masters
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)

Ther Bee ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 10:58 AM (+gK6I)

262 Bulg, I too am glad I no longer have hangovers. Or any kind of headaches recently. Years before I began drinking I would get a kind of mini-migraine over my left eye; and hangovers would settle right there as well. I stopped drinking, but the mini-graines continued for about ten years despite an Rx for them. Then, one day, I realized I hadn't had to take the Rx for months.

It's been thirty years, and I haven't had them again. (crossed fingers for luck)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

263 128 ass n picker.

Posted by: cmeat at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (Bep7s)

264 Champagne don't drive me crazy
Cocaine don't make me lazy
Ain't nobody's business but my own
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica
Ain't nobody's business but my own

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

265 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

266 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (tg5bM)

267 Used to pick up 6 packs of Ensure for dear old Dad. Not too bad really, they pack a lot of calories in those. Damnably expensive now for what it is.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (Y8TXp)

268 She picked the wrong target:

"16-year-old blackmailed middle school teacher over their sexual relationship, Texas police say."

His price was $2,000 and a gun.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 27, 2026 10:59 AM (J4Dwc)

269 Sponge - pure coconut water if you can. And pedíalyte.

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2026 11:00 AM (ZdaMQ)

270 Make America United Again: The Trump-Harris Co-Presidency 2024 – 2028
By: Bruce Masters
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 27, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)


First line of the description...

As the Trump presidency is threatened by bombshell Jeffrey Epstein revelations, the Co-Presidency failsafe comes back into focus—as it might be the sole means to saving Trump. And the cost? Cross party unity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 11:00 AM (ExV1e)

271 Next day it felt like somebody had whacked my head with a flat iron. Yeesh.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ)


Oh jesz!
I'm imagining the headache just sitting here with my coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2026 11:00 AM (2WIwB)

272 Baby Jesus looks like he has lipedema....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 27, 2026 12:19 PM (SRRAx)

The Morning Report — 8/ 27 /26

LoPeciaKnows.jpg


Good morning kids. And so President Trump made this move yesterday.

President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order on Wednesday declaring a national emergency to protect the United States’ bulk-power system from foreign threats. The order prohibits the purchase or installation of certain foreign-produced electric equipment that poses cybersecurity risks or operational vulnerabilities. . . By addressing vulnerabilities in the supply chain, the order aims to secure the reliability of the U.S. electric grid, reduce dependency on foreign components, and mitigate risks to national security. It also aims to protect critical infrastructure that supports defense, emergency services, and the broader economy.

Considering we are in a state of war, no not with Canada, despite the idiocy farted out by their yammering potato headed PM Carney, that we discussed yesterday. I mean Iran and behind the scenes the Chi-Coms. And Iran still has a very dangerous and operational Cyber Warfare capability most recently demonstrated by their sabotaging of a major British power plant for several days.
So, the President's move is for sure understandable. That said we had this totally avoidable madness happen right here in Gary, In...

Gary, Indiana, just wrapped up week two with no power, and the left-wing narrative on the extended blackout is (unsurprisingly), “It’s racism!” As someone who lived in Gary for a decade, I can tell you it is anything but that. Gary made me a conservative. In 1999, I married a man from Gary and moved to his home on the west side. That marked the beginning of a 10-year journey in one of the most dangerous cities in America. I was a default Democrat at the time, like most black Americans. Still, as a Christian woman, I dove into community service right away, helping launch and direct an afterschool program.

Yes, it wasn't cyber-warfare nor racism, but the evils of the absolute incompetence of Leftist/Democrat longterm control of a city that caused this deterioration. Suffering and misery of the citizenry is all because said Democrats/Leftists are interested in is the accrual and maintenance of absolute power at all costs.

Speaking of which, I give you the diametric opposite of the sane, erudite woman who wrote that piece; the bald-headed, brain damaged, vile, twisted Lopecia Pressley.

“It is bigger than Trump,” Pressley said. “Because whenever we do the work of ousting the occupant of the Oval Office, the Confederacy is still alive and well. That’s all MAGA is.”

Funny, the confederacy and the slavery, Jim Crow and big government genocide of Black America was created and fomented by the DEMOCRAT Party, as it is until this very day.

All they have left is a tattered and shit-stained race card to play as more and more black Americans are abandoning them en masse. Not enough in terms of numbers and speed necessarily to satisfy me but I think the trend is there. If it weren't then we wouldn't be seeing the reactions to Gary, or Flint Michigan or anywhere else their incompetence causes misery, dislocation and death, or just the knee-jerk blood-libeling like this repulsive piece of shit and everyone like her.

When do we declare a national emergency because of the continued assault on the nation and society by the Democrat/Left. They will be our undoing if the Muslim's don't finish us off first. If that is the case it will be because their allies on the Left will have greased their wheels. My only satisfaction is knowing their pinheads will be lopped off as Islam seizes control of everything.

Have a good day.

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  • By addressing vulnerabilities in the supply chain, the order aims to secure the reliability of the U.S. electric grid, reduce dependency on foreign components, and mitigate risks to national security. It also aims to protect critical infrastructure that supports defense, emergency services, and the broader economy.
    President Trump Declares National Emergency to Protect U.S. Power Grid.

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)

2 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 27, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)

3 Howdy Horde!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 27, 2026 07:38 AM (2CeDH)

4 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

5

Long Island Mink, Gentleman Jimmy Burke yells at Johnny Roast Beef to "SEND IT BACK!!!"


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)

6 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

7 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 07:41 AM (2Cry5)

8 The Democrats have nominated a very interesting person for the Oklahoma Senate seat

https://tinyurl.com/58fr6sk6

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 27, 2026 07:42 AM (W7kHr)

9 "When do we declare a national emergency because of the continued assault on the nation and society by the Democrat/Left."

Immovable mental block or partial paralysis on the Right: we can occasionally talk about this but never really do anything about it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2026 07:43 AM (ntaXS)

10 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 27, 2026 07:43 AM (OlzlW)

11 Bitter, Unglued Comedian Claims We’re ‘in the Middle of a Trans Genocide’
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Before I even clicked I knew it was Margaret Cho.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 27, 2026 07:44 AM (W7kHr)

12 Life-affirming hugs to you, Mr. Salty!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 27, 2026 07:46 AM (OlzlW)

13 Revolver:
These trade war numbers show Canada is on a ‘death march.’ Trump holds all the cards…

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 07:46 AM (xEumJ)

14 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 07:46 AM (VJ0w/)

15 If you are on X, the pure hatred and delusion by the 65+ aged left in Canada is off the charts over the trade deal.

It's hilarious watching them throw their tantrums as they strut about in the shit of their chicken coop.

"We're going to cut off oil, gas and electric to the US!!"
Oh, and who are you going to sell it to?

"We're going to make a better deal with the EU!"
You mean like you said you were going to some 6 months ago?

"We're going to borrow $7.5 billion to support our businesses, proving we don't need you!"
Oh, that's like "one-half a Minneapolis of fraud" for us. And, again, who are they going to sell to?

"Elbows up!"
You got us there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 07:47 AM (3cUTc)

16 {{{Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace}}}

Wow! Your hugs are wonderful!
*Got a smile on my face now.*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

17 15- they're not terribly bright.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 07:49 AM (VJ0w/)

18 "Funny, the confederacy and the slavery, Jim Crow and big government genocide of Black America was created and fomented by the DEMOCRAT Party"

Well, the parties switched.

Posted by: AliasDumbAss at August 27, 2026 07:50 AM (MWfyi)

19 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

20
*sigh of relief*

Her Majesty's computer is working again. For certain values of "working".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 07:51 AM (O0L8i)

21 A 2024 Survey of Income and Program Participation reveals that “53 percent of households headed by immigrants — naturalized citizens, legal residents, and illegal immigrants — used one or more major welfare programs.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 27, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)

22 Congrats, Hadian!

Morning, all. Time for my walk, then job hunting interspersed with reading the Morning Report links.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:53 AM (aJQbY)

23 A taco chain owned by wogs?

Why would anyone think it was good?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2026 07:53 AM (k5CNB)

24 Rare long island mink spotted in Miami, driving a Cadillac.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 07:53 AM (gm9Sb)

25 I have lived all over America's fruited plain. In every instance, where ever I lived, there was a predominately black area or neighborhood there. Some large, some small. Every black area had a city/county run "community" center, a "head start" center for free baby momma day care and a police station or substation. None of these were ever seen in a "white" area or neighborhood. Yet, the black areas were run down, full of crime, drug sales and youths prone to violence and gang activity. Just what are they teaching in those community centers and head start programs?

Posted by: Across The Fruited Plain at August 27, 2026 07:54 AM (QRHoA)

26 glirp gleeb vlikdop

Posted by: Noovuss at August 27, 2026 07:54 AM (/N6FW)

27 People's Hippo Voice

Last night I went to a dinner with others in a Widow Support Group. During that, I was drawn into a political discussion. I explained some things.

I did get one Trump hater to admit that she was looking at things emotionally, but not analytically. My focus was on how Trump's actions are all against China. She thought Trump's praise of Xi was sincere! Sheesh.
I used low casualties to show Trump's actions are smarter than previous Presidents.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

28 That Dem senate candidate in OK… that’s a different and weird kind of nutso

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 07:55 AM (geWO5)

29 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 07:55 AM (g9NYF)

30 A halal taco shack. No thanks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 07:57 AM (VJ0w/)

31 Long Island naturalist Peter Janow caught what he believed to be an American mink on a trail camera he set up in Northport near the North Shore just after midnight on Aug. 4, he told News 12 Long Island.
=====

"Your minkey, does it bite?"

Posted by: Insp. Clouseau at August 27, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

32 Long Island Mink, Gentleman Jimmy Burke yells at Johnny Roast Beef to "SEND IT BACK!!!"

That fat fuck! He ought to wear a sign.

Posted by: Jimmy Burke at August 27, 2026 07:58 AM (QRHoA)

33 I wonder whether at this point the Dems are doing what I did when I played Risk when I was around 10-11.

When I saw that I couldn't win, I'd go Kamikaze against the leading player just to ruin his day.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:00 AM (7jSnO)

34 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at August 27, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

35 Just what are they teaching in those community centers and head start programs?

Posted by: Across The Fruited Plain at August 27, 2026 07:54 AM (QRHoA)
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Entitlement.

You shouldn't have to lift a finger for anything.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:02 AM (7jSnO)

36 Morning, news folken. It's seven am already? I need to shower and shave. The rain will be here soon, and I can't or don't want to go anywhere, but I hate feeling sloppy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 08:03 AM (wzUl9)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:05 AM (ccf/V)

38 “and plans for a nationwide general strike in 2028.”

So, people who have never worked a day in their lives are going to shock the world by not working?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:05 AM (o3ajz)

39 “It is bigger than Trump,” Pressley said. “Because whenever we do the work of ousting the occupant of the Oval Office, the Confederacy is still alive and well. That’s all MAGA is.”


And I'm betting NO ONE called her out on this bullshit publicly.

"Democrats were the KKK. Democrats were Jim Crow. Democrats are everything she's pointing toward Republicans being guilty of."

Our side has no balls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:06 AM (ccf/V)

40 Good morning Horde, thx as always JJ.
The Massachusetts Senate Dem primary race between Markey and Moulton is a classic example of Kissinger's statement "why can't they both lose?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 08:07 AM (TbVRb)

41 Headed up north to be one of the first to boat/fish on Lake America. Thank you President Trump!

Posted by: Wall-eyed Walter at August 27, 2026 08:07 AM (JM9I6)

42 That Dem senate candidate in OK… that’s a different and weird kind of nutso
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 07:55 AM (geWO5)




And he'll get lots of votes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)

43 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 27, 2026 08:07 AM (53oGX)

44 The Confederacy had it's own currency. Does MAGA have it's own currency?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 27, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

45 So, people who have never worked a day in their lives are going to shock the world by not working?

Can they move it up? Y'see, this should free up a lot of job slots, and I don't think Brother Tim or I can wait that long.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY)

46 Ted Cruz teases possible 2028 clash with JD Vance: ‘I want to be president’

I want to be the body examiner for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

47 If you read the second comment, DataRepublican says something WILL happen.

But first read the article:

https://tinyurl.com/v33yh4z4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:09 AM (7jSnO)

48 I gotta ask,

Trumpcoin NFTs?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 08:09 AM (aJQbY)

49 When do we declare a national emergency because of the continued assault on the nation and society by the Democrat/Left.

Never. But rather than give up all hope, think about the lobsters aboard the Titanic.

The Paraclete would have to descend upon the great masses of white men and women, procreate, home-school and by-pass the entire demonic academic, entertainment and "news" organizations.

AI would have to live up to its promises to replace middle-management and everything beneath that isn't operating a shovel, screwdriver or scalpel.

The cities must collapse since they are incubators of the worst human traits and motives.

And men need to return to being highly respected, trusted and necessary in the aftermath of the Demonic Party's total destruction of all that is Good and Holy.

Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 27, 2026 08:09 AM (9s47C)

50 I wonder whether at this point the Dems are doing what I did when I played Risk when I was around 10-11.

When I saw that I couldn't win, I'd go Kamikaze against the leading player just to ruin his day.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:00 AM (7jSnO)

That game used to frustrate me; I felt like I always had bad luck rolling the dice. I could attack with 3 times the numbers of the defenders and because the tie went to the defense I’d lose troops in catastrophic numbers. My opponents would roll triple six… ugh

Like Jerry said of Kramer and Newman: it’s a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:10 AM (geWO5)

51 Hey Morning People, I need some help. I read a quote once or a few times, said I believe by a conservative blogger, speaking of progressives - "their whole **** depends on their not understanding *****"

or something like that, and no, I am not talking about the famous Upton Sinclair quote...

If anyone knows the quote I am lookin for please help!

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:12 AM (m2Rts)

52 So if the president can make the Strait of Hormuz a US territory by just signing a piece of paper, why not do the same for Gibraltar, Taiwan, and Malacca?
Hell, grab the Saint Lawrence Seaway while you're at it.

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 27, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

53 That game used to frustrate me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:10 AM (geWO5)
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My friend, who usually won when we played Risk, would flip over the board when he knew he was going to lose. And he was serious about it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:13 AM (7jSnO)

54 Hey Morning People, I need some help. I read a quote once or a few times, said I believe by a conservative blogger, speaking of progressives - "their whole **** depends on their not understanding *****"

or something like that, and no, I am not talking about the famous Upton Sinclair quote...

If anyone knows the quote I am lookin for please help!

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:12 AM (m2Rts)
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So this is an Adlibs thread now?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:14 AM (7jSnO)

55 My focus was on how Trump's actions are all against China. She thought Trump's praise of Xi was sincere! Sheesh.
--
It's not that they can't understand Trump, it's that they don't want to. Because that would mean admitting he's pretty damned good at stuff.

The guy spoke nice of Chuck Schumer to his face at the Al Smith Dinner; got Kim of NK to crack a smile when he stepped over the border.
Do they think he means all that as well?
Imagine choosing to believe he likes Chuck, Kim, Xi, et al.

But, it is funny--there's a reason Canada won't show their people the terms of the trade deal (and lied about what it actually said) but the US was happy to:
The trade deal wasn't to hurt Canada--it was to cut China out of using Canada as a middleman.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:15 AM (3cUTc)

56 Meaning and Origin of “It Is Difficult to Get a Man to Understand Something When His Salary Depends Upon His Not Understanding It”

This well‑known aphorism, often attributed to Upton Sinclair

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt)

57 Ukraine not weak, Ukraine strong!

Posted by: Ukrainian Dude on Subway at August 27, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

58 Mamdani and NYC would go crazy if Canada cut off the power supply. The Hydro Quebec power supplies NYC with a good amount vid energy. I've seen the lights go out on Broadway (nod to billy Joel)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 08:18 AM (TbVRb)

59 Ukraine is game to you?

https://youtu.be/fzLtF_PxbYw

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 27, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

60 It's not that they can't understand Trump, it's that they don't want to.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:15 AM (3cUTc)

With a lot of them, it's probably both. These are generally not bright people.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2026 08:18 AM (ntaXS)

61 Our side has no balls.

Our side has a life outside of the demonic pursuit of absolute power over other human beings.

A tiny percentage of the US hears her words. Some nod in agreement—she could say literally anything and they would still nod because they can't process her words, her audience is like your dog that responds to how you say words, and how certain sounds are supposed to trigger certain Pavlovian responses.

The other tiny group hears her words, processes them, and then get angry, mistakenly projecting their own abilities, sensibilities and moral framework onto a population that is beating off watching pr0n on their mobile devices.

Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 27, 2026 08:19 AM (NzX/y)

62 Yep and it's a very well known and true statement by Mr. Sinclair, but that's not the quote I'm looking for...why I didn't save it arggggggg...

Something similar, something like "Their whole worldview? depends upon their not? understanding? something something..."

Iowahawk maybe?

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:19 AM (m2Rts)

63 plans for a nationwide general strike in 2028

People currently looking for work cheer you on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

64 I think making Hormuz "a US territory" is more tweaking the mullahs and the left than an actual claim. It's symbolic. Not binding. IMO

If this were the case, that it's real, then there shouldn't have been any issues with claiming Diego Garcia was US territory.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 08:19 AM (2Cry5)

65 Heh, the story about the US looking to revive the prize courts, that haven't been used in over 100 years, to put a legal stamp on the Iranian oil and oil tankers we've seized.

Just how many tankers does the US have now?
Not just the ones we seized trying to sneak out of Venezuela but also now Iran?

Keep in mind, each one of those tankers holds $100-$200 million in oil.

You know who doesn't have a fleet of tankers they can use to move oil all over the world?
Canada

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (3cUTc)

66 What's the Upton Sinclair quote?

Who names their kid Upton?

Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (Oy/m2)

67 My friend, who usually won when we played Risk, would flip over the board when he knew he was going to lose. And he was serious about it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:13 AM (7jSnO)

We used to call that nuclear Armageddon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (o3ajz)

68 The EU is many things, but they are not going to let Canada dump their poutine and hockey pucks in their markets.

Isn't the Prime Minister a former finance guy?

I mean, he's seems pretty ignorant of how finance, economies and negotiations work.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (XV/Pl)

69 "The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
~ Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Also receiving votes at August 27, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

70 Bring a Risk game to the MoMeet. Hilarity ensures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

71 if you don't know what the quote is, how can you know what it isn't

I just web-searched a sentence fragment, and that's what came back

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

72 Sweet Fancy Moses I just saw the photoshop up top

this is so wrong

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)

73 Stockpiling Poutine and Maple Syrup here, though that's a short-term solution. Long term, we need to be poutine and syrup independent. America's Hat is run by sick, weak, people in the thrall of Chyna.

Posted by: Tapped Out at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (JM9I6)

74 why do black women shave their heads

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)

75 70 Bring a Risk game to the MoMeet. Hilarity ensures.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:23 AM

Salty, you planning to be there?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

76 At Least 95 Dead from Massive Floods in Tibet and Nepal, Hundreds Missing

The videos are...horrendous. There is no surviving what I saw happen in those videos...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:25 AM (l3cgK)

77 Indiana should have dissolved Gary fifty years ago and turned it over to the national guard to run.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 27, 2026 08:25 AM (rJ48h)

78 Good morning JJ and horde

Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (nNYDb)

79 46 Ted Cruz teases possible 2028 clash with JD Vance: ‘I want to be president’
**

You're a poor tease, Ted. We all know that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (ntaXS)

80 74 why do black women shave their heads
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM

*ahem*

Posted by: Ridiculous looking wigs at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

81 Trump is headed to Houston today for a fund raiser for Ken Paxton.
Paxton has only raised like 2 million this month.
He needs our help

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

82 “It is bigger than Trump,” Pressley said. “Because whenever we do the work of ousting the occupant of the Oval Office, the Confederacy is still alive and well. That’s all MAGA is.”
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Welcome to Punchbag Studios:

https://tinyurl.com/z3caxzuc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (7jSnO)

83 Don Black

To defeat the "Male Gaze".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

84 That game used to frustrate me; I felt like I always had bad luck rolling the dice. I could attack with 3 times the numbers of the defenders and because the tie went to the defense I’d lose troops in catastrophic numbers. My opponents would roll triple six… ugh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
________

The tried and true strategy was to hold up in Australia plus Siam, attack one of Siam's neighbors every turn to get a card, and let everyone else fight it out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (XvL8K)

85 The twits who are most puzzled by me are those who cannot comprehend how I can dislike Trump as a person and still support most but not all of his policies

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (W7kHr)

86 >To defeat the "Male Gaze".

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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DONE

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (ZxPkt)

87 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (nNYDb)
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It's OK as long as you don't H1-B them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (7jSnO)

88 The Reagan quote is was (is) spot on, his ability to stay a truth and outrage the libs at the same time was an admirable skill. Bit that's not the quote I'm looking for.

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (m2Rts)

89 Quarter Twenty

Unknown.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

90 Ted Cruz teases possible 2028 clash with JD Vance: ‘I want to be president’

Ted, you don't even want to be a Senator—you want to be a social media influencer.

Lean into your strengths of making sick burnz on X

Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 27, 2026 08:28 AM (BvPIe)

91 I was watching some AI movie the other day. Had these orcs loading giant war elephants, looking 30 feet tall, on to these massive wooden ships.
Like skyscraper tall ships.

Anyway, thought, what is the maximum size of a wooden ship?
Turns out, it's about 350 feet long with about 6,000 long tons in payload.

By comparison, the Megamax steel container ships are 1,312 feet long, holding about 24k 20-feet containers.

The Valemax ore carriers are 1,180 feet long and have a payload of some 400,000 tons of ore.

Sometimes, this modern world is amazing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:29 AM (3cUTc)

92 89 Quarter Twenty

Unknown.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM

Roger that. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?
Posted by: Skip

Didn't write it down, but I think it's been about two weeks.

Posted by: I'll Try To Keep Score 4 U. at August 27, 2026 08:29 AM (JM9I6)

94 Biff Pocoroba

Taught me the importance of Kamchatka and Ukraine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

95 Trump's moves often have the Chi-Coms in mind. Venezuela, Iran and now Canada.

Canadian PM Mark Carney just promoted Maia Johnson to be his 'Chief Operating Officer'. She's an American with strong ties to Hillary and Michael Bloomberg.

My read is that on trade issues Carney is playing to his base in the East at the risk of further alienating 'Texas North' Alberta.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 08:30 AM (dtajH)

96 “Most countries that have socialism, they are thriving.”

====

Please stop!

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (g47mK)

97 Ted Cruz would make an excellent SC justice. President , not so much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (TbVRb)

98 The videos are...horrendous. There is no surviving what I saw happen in those videos...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:25 AM (l3cgK)

Absolutely. The number of dead is somewhere between 95 and 10,000 - and likely much closer to 10,000. Most of the bodies will never be found.

FYI - the videos out of the large government building being hit by a 100 foot tall wave of black water and debris were of a border crossing post between Nepal and China. The videos of the town being destroyed were from the next town down the valley from that post.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (o3ajz)

99 Who names their kid Upton?
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (Oy/m2)

Kate? She of the pronounced hooterage…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (geWO5)

100 Our side has a life outside of the demonic pursuit of absolute power over other human beings.



We're at war. F*ck their life at this point. This is the life they CHOSE. F*cking WIN, goddamnit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

101 > The Valemax ore carriers are 1,180 feet long and have a payload of some 400,000 tons of ore.

Sometimes, this modern world is amazing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:29 AM
++++

I carried a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than I weighed when I was empty.

Posted by: The Edmund Fitzgerald at August 27, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

102 What caused the floods in Nepal ?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (g47mK)

103 Taught me the importance of Kamchatka and Ukraine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
_________

Plus the Middle East. Gotta have that to complete the choke points once you bust out of Australia.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (XvL8K)

104 Did China do something?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (g47mK)

105 Tom Servo

One minute you are in line for a bucket trip to Nepal. The next, you flee for your life, to no avail.

We should live it up more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

106
Kate? She of the pronounced hooterage…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (geWO5)




Mmmmmm.....boobs.......


https://shorturl.fm/KjCtB

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

107 98 The floods in Nepal should give Beijing reason to reconsider a Taiwan invasion. Taiwanese missiles slamming into the Three Gorges Dam.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 08:34 AM (gm9Sb)

108 runner, there was a glacier fall + avalanche upriver.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

109 Taught me the importance of Kamchatka and Ukraine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
_________

Plus the Middle East. Gotta have that to complete the choke points once you bust out of Australia.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (XvL8K)

I always thought South America was a good base to start with….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:34 AM (geWO5)

110 why do black women shave their heads
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)
*******
I think she has traction alopecia. Many have this kind of alopecia due to the hairstyle of pulling their hair in tight braids with heavy hair extensions.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

111 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)

112 Ted Cruz is a rat bastard who hates you. Carry on.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 08:35 AM (tv2ND)

113 Biff Pocoroba

Africa is not worth it, nor Europe. North America, however ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

114 >What caused the floods in Nepal ?
----

gravity, mostly

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

115 3X12ax7,

Perhaps, "It's amazing how much Leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible."?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (aJQbY)

116 I always thought South America was a good base to start with….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
____________

Two ways in vs only one for Australia, and both get you two armies.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (XvL8K)

117 Mmmmmm.....boobs.......

https://shorturl.fm/KjCtB
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM
###

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

118 Today Is National Burger Day. 🍔

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

119 >I think she has traction alopecia. ...

Posted by: redridinghood
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interesting
thnx

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:37 AM (ZxPkt)

120 @106

I swear I saw those exact same boobs ...

on Sydney Sweeney!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 08:37 AM (dtajH)

121 The Nepal tragedy is giving people another reason to scream"climate change". As if glacial lakes have never broken out before. Might want to check the Scablands of Washington, Idaho and Oregon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 08:37 AM (TbVRb)

122 >What caused the floods in Nepal ?
++++

Climate change, of course!!

Posted by: It's like I don't even know you people at August 27, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

123 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)



F*ck off, annoying retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

124 Sadly, today is Karoline Leavitt's last day as press secretary.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

125 119 You just know there's some ghetto baby girl named Alopecia.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM (gm9Sb)

126 redridinghood

Wake me up when it is Trigonometry Day, or Mechanisms of Organic Reactions Week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

127 98 The videos are...horrendous. There is no surviving what I saw happen in those videos...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:25 AM (l3cgK)

Absolutely. The number of dead is somewhere between 95 and 10,000 - and likely much closer to 10,000. Most of the bodies will never be found.

FYI - the videos out of the large government building being hit by a 100 foot tall wave of black water and debris were of a border crossing post between Nepal and China. The videos of the town being destroyed were from the next town down the valley from that post.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (o3ajz)

What has to be considered is that it's not just water or mud...it's rocks, boulders, trees, buildings...the consistency can be that of wet cement with humongous boulders and other debris mixed in, flowing at a rate faster than any person can outrun.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:39 AM (l3cgK)

128 right, mountains, snow

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)

129 Random Dave - that is good, rather good. Not sure now if that's what I was looking for...perhaps I misremembered the original quote... But this is good and now, saved to my notes. Thanks!

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:40 AM (m2Rts)

130 118 Today Is National Burger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood

He was good, but Perry Mason beat him every time.

Posted by: Halls of Justice at August 27, 2026 08:40 AM (JM9I6)

131 I had a prime rib burger last weekend and would like another.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

132 I thought maybe one of China's poon dams failed.

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:41 AM (g47mK)

133 What caused the floods in Nepal ?
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gravity, mostly
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

I’ve been interacting with ChatGPT a lot lately. I’ve noticed one of its biases is “climate change”… it seems to bring it up quite often. I was asking about climbing Everest it mentioned climate change. I asked it about the flooding in Nepal, again it mentioned climate change. It’s a wonderful tool but beware of built in biases…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:41 AM (geWO5)

134 123 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

F*ck off, annoying retard.
Posted by: Sponge at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM

I'll see YOU at Festivus!!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)

135 >>119 You just know there's some ghetto baby girl named Alopecia.

Sister-in-law works in a big-city hospital. She was appalled at some of the names slapped on the kids. Worst was the woman who said to use the name the doctor wrote, Fa-ma-lay. Spelled 'Female'.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 08:42 AM (NcvvS)

136 chat gpt is build around a very strong woke leftist core

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:42 AM (g47mK)

137 *built

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:42 AM (g47mK)

138 Canadian PM Mark Carney just promoted Maia Johnson to be his 'Chief Operating Officer'. She's an American with strong ties to Hillary and Michael Bloomberg.
--
I saw someone claiming the Dems have opened a campaign HQ in the Canadian PM office.

IDK if it's true in fact but it's definitely true in spirit.

Oh, and saw a generic party approval that has the Dems at only +0.8% and falling.
Anything less than +5 and they're not flipping the House.
I'm sure they'll improve those numbers by siding with Canada in a largely irrelevant trade war...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:42 AM (3cUTc)

139 It's like reading a woke pamphlet.

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:43 AM (g47mK)

140 Sponge has short fuse this AM. Might want to tiptoe around him.

Posted by: Hiding Behind Drapes Here at August 27, 2026 08:43 AM (JM9I6)

141 Canadian PM Mark Carney just promoted Maia Johnson to be his 'Chief Operating Officer'. She's an American with strong ties to Hillary and Michael Bloomberg.
--



Way to go there Marky boy!

Posted by: Art Carney as Ed Norton at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

142 The floods in Nepal should give Beijing reason to reconsider a Taiwan invasion. Taiwanese missiles slamming into the Three Gorges Dam.

See: The Medog (Motuo) Hydropower Project

Its three times larger and more powerful than Three Gorges Dam.

The project sits directly on a volatile tectonic collision zone between the Indian and Eurasian plates, leading experts to warn about severe risks from earthquakes, landslides, and glacial outbursts in the high Himalayas

India and Bangladesh are VERY concerned

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (pUU4E)

143 Sponge has short fuse this AM. Might want to tiptoe around him.

Posted by: Hiding Behind Drapes Here at August 27, 2026 08:43 AM (JM9I6)



Nah. I AM slightly hung over, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

144 From what I gather, a glacier in the Himalayas collapsed creating and avalanche of snow, rock and ice… which tumbled into a river and created a temporary dam… huge amounts of water accumulated. Then the temp dam gave way and that huge mountain of ice water rock and snow swept away everything in its path.

Climate change smimate smange…. This planet has had avalanches in mountains forever

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (geWO5)

145 So, when's the next No Kings rally?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (/PKja)

146 140 Sponge has short fuse this AM. Might want to tiptoe around him.

Posted by: Hiding Behind Drapes Here at August 27, 2026 08:43 AM (JM9I6)

Was he not FIRST!!!?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (l3cgK)

147 > It’s a wonderful tool but beware of built in biases…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
----

I uninstalled CoPilot yesterday
it actually copped a condescending attitude with me when I questioned its findings

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)

148 My black wife is considerably more blunt than the author of that piece. We have a couple black families in our neighborhood, and they're perfectly normal people who don't cause any trouble. A couple months back, another one moved in. So far they also seem perfectly normal.

But she's griping about it. "I don't like seeing this many blacks around," she says. This is a COMPLETELY different environment than the urban black neighborhoods she grew up in. It's a mostly white area. The blacks who live here share "white" values, work, and keep their houses and cars nice, go to church, etc., just like her.

But the psychological trauma from spending your youth in those places never really goes away. She's having visions of crack dealers menacing our daughters on their way to school, any day now.

It reminds me of my grandmother's old Jewish refugee friends - they would do stuff like boarding up canned goods and valuables in the walls. In Pittsburgh. In the 1990s.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (BI5O2)

149 145 So, when's the next No Kings rally?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (/PKja)

when the king of Norway passes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (l3cgK)

150 Wake me up when it is Trigonometry Day, or Mechanisms of Organic Reactions Week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM


Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Four-Bar Linkage Day at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

151 The King is a FINK!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

152 Ted Cruz is a rat bastard who hates you. Carry on.
--
He's supposed to be this great lawyer that even argued before SCOTUS, right?

But, I've never heard him make a compelling argument against ... anything.

They've always been "catch phrase" deep at best.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (3cUTc)

153 India and Bangladesh are VERY concerned
Posted by: Community Notes

Relieve the people of Bangladesh....

Posted by: Zombie George at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)

154 India and Bangladesh are VERY concerned
Posted by: Community Notes

Relieve the people of Bangladesh....
Posted by: Zombie George at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)



The Bangladeshian transmission was a piece of shit. They were found mostly in the Volkswagen Beetle.

It fits........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

155 Sponge has short fuse this AM. Might want to tiptoe around him.

Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

< Saluting Sponge >

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (pUU4E)

156 So the King of Norway is gonna be No. 3?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

157

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (pUU4E)



*returns salute*

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

158 On Canada, I heard an interview with the Trade Representative yesterday. In response to the quesstion, "What happened?" he said, Canada appraoched us asking to make a deal. We offered a deal very similar to their current deal, with better terms on most things and asked them to reduce their tariffs on milk and certain ag products. Very small impact on Canada, but our farmers would like it. Their treade people liked the deal, we worked out documents, and both of us went back for approval, me to the President and their guy to Carney." Carney turned the deal down and then went public immediately, even before we could respond with questions."

It was a set-up. They picked this fight on purpose, and I heard a White House source say they think the Chinese are colluding with Carney on this, hoping to weaken Trump politically before the midterms.

Carney and China. Not our friends.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (U/Eoe)

159 F*ck off, annoying retard.
Posted by: Sponge at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM

I'll see YOU at Festivus!!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/
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Looking forward to Airing of Grievances

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

160 So the King of Norway is gonna be No. 3?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)



The Brit actually started a new trifecta.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

161 What doesn’t get worn out on this site?

“$20, same as in town,” anyone?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

162 It's also,
Crab Soup Day. 🦀

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

163 Ted Cruz was a high-end appellate lawyer which is like being an Ivy league law school professor. It means he's smart but in a narrow way.

Trump could have been a great trial lawyer. There's a difference.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 08:49 AM (dtajH)

164 Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.


Posted by: Community Notes
_________

Community Notes Johnson is right!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:49 AM (XvL8K)

165 What has to be considered is that it's not just water or mud...it's rocks, boulders, trees, buildings...the consistency can be that of wet cement with humongous boulders and other debris mixed in, flowing at a rate faster than any person can outrun.
---
Getting partially trapped in a mudflow is a fate worse than death, and is likely death.
Just waist deep and you're not getting out, often times, even with help--it's that solid set.
So you slowly die of hypothermia and starvation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:50 AM (3cUTc)

166 It reminds me of my grandmother's old Jewish refugee friends - they would do stuff like boarding up canned goods and valuables in the walls. In Pittsburgh. In the 1990s.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (BI5O2)
=====

My grandma made me take a 39 cent can of peas back to Ralph's because it was dented slightly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

167 Unless you've been here at least 15 years, you have no right to complain about anything posted on the site !

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

168 Mostly unseen because the news media wanted it that way because mainly wypipo live there, the destruction from Hurricane Helene in WNC Mountains is incredible. Entire mountainsides scrubbed down to bedrock, dumping huge trees, rocks, debris down into creeks and rivers. Bridges, roads, gone in seconds. The Biden Admin and Gov. Cooper's response was weak and shameful.

Posted by: Gravity Is A Bitch at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (JM9I6)

169 165 Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

Posted by: Community Notes

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Prometheus at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

170 Everyone knows about the damn cup sizes.

Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

171 some memes never die
they just get worn so thin, you can see right thru them

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt)

172 Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

Posted by: Community Notes

Wait, wut?
Posted by: Prometheus at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)
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Right?

Posted by: Ketchup on a Hot Dog at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

173 160 Sponge, what Brit is that?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

174 Posted by: Ketchup on a Hot Dog at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)


I actually don't mind that either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

175 Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

Posted by: Community Notes

Wait, wut?
Posted by: Prometheus at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Spongesque at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (g47mK)

176 Sponge, what Brit is that?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)



Tim Curry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

177 Two radically different approaches to motherhood.
In a World of Titty-Caca AOCs, Be a Leavitt
==============================
This.

Women who want kids should go ahead, have them, and then enjoy them (right up until they crash your car or yell at you when you tell them to get their homework done and GO TO BED). All this freezing eggs crap means your waited too long, and you are prolly a little too old.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (U/Eoe)

178 Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)
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How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

179
It was a set-up. They picked this fight on purpose, and I heard a White House source say they think the Chinese are colluding with Carney on this, hoping to weaken Trump politically before the midterms.

Carney and China. Not our friends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (U/Eoe)

This needs to be widely publicized.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (o3ajz)

180 How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)



Uh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

181 I suspect Sponge does not like big boobs and just pretending. For popularity with the boys. Being hung over let the guard down.

Posted by: first time commenter at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)

182 162 It's also,
Crab Soup Day. 🦀
Posted by: redridinghood

What are you, made out of money? Here I sit on a VERY Fixed Income!

Posted by: Nana at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (JM9I6)

183 The King of Norway would like some strawberries.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (vrgy6)

184 Good morning. The teasing promise of rain for today and cooler temps has vanished faster than a club girl when your wallet becomes empty.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)

185 Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)
=====

How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

When the van’s a rockin’ don’t go a knockin’!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (geWO5)

186 176 Wait, I thought Tim Curry was No. 2, after Dolly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

187 Carney and China. Not our friends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (U/Eoe)

This needs to be widely publicized.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (o3ajz)



China gives us cheap, plastic shit. What does Canada give us? Crown Royal? I was a fan, back in the day. I've since found MUCH better whiskeys and can live without Canadian booze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

188 FoxNews:
Autistici/Inventati, called the A/I Collective by the State Department, is an Italy-based group that builds highly sophisticated digital infrastructure used by violent left-wing organizations in the United States and Europe, along with Islamic terrorists, according to the State Department. The collective's services include encrypted chats and email, web hosting, secure video conferencing and streaming and anonymity shields, according to the memo.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (RHGPo)

189 I suspect Sponge does not like big boobs and just pretending. For popularity with the boys. Being hung over let the guard down.
Posted by: first time commenter at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)



WRONG!

https://youtu.be/QAqINhejokU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

190 Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)
=================
I agree, and that's what made the Costanza defense so funny. He owned his retardation, he even used it as an excuse. I love the Costanza Defense.

https://tinyurl.com/yuvat9sy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (U/Eoe)

191 Sorry, this book has been flagged.

Posted by: Barnes & Noble at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

192 I thought Tim Curry was number 2, not number 1, how is he starting a new trifecta?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (aJQbY)

193 Wait, I thought Tim Curry was No. 2, after Dolly.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)



There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

194 Seinfeld really was an overrated show.

I’ll take Green Acres over Seinfeld any day.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

195 LegalInsurrection:

El-Sayed’s Sister Said The Quiet Part Out Loud About Activist Profs Politically Proselytizing Students

“We have to realize that there are people who do not view teaching as their calling. They are not in academia to teach. They’re in academia to politicize.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

196 It was a set-up. They picked this fight on purpose, and I heard a White House source say they think the Chinese are colluding with Carney on this, hoping to weaken Trump politically before the midterms.


yes this is definitely the case

at the same time, it looks like lil Joshie was working with a Dem PAC as well on the "killer measles" op. things are coming out fast and furious on X.

it was totally a set up. one of the "cases" was a newborn who died of blunt trauma (assume birthing problem?) - spleen ruptured. far too young for a measles vaccine and the supposed "measles" found in the poor thing's tissues was minuscule.

the other case is apparently really old (time wise) and can't be found to confirm any of the details. it might just be made up.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (j+aD2)

197 SMOD

Rubio is inside the Left's stronghold, breaking things, taking names, and going for the final Bosses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

198 "Listen, joy boy..."

Detective Bookman, library cop

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 08:59 AM (gm9Sb)

199
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (RHGPo)

8/26/2026
Marco Rubio Sanctions Italy-Based Tech "Collective" Making Tools for Hamas; Also Reveals Portland Antifa Shops There Too
—Disinformation Expert Ace

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:59 AM (g47mK)

200 There was a VN place I used to frequent down in Belmont that served crab and corn soup. It was marvelous.

Posted by: Barnes & Noble at August 27, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

201 >How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX
*****
Kasha?

https://youtu.be/Lz2IaNurMPk

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

202 I agree, and that's what made the Costanza defense so funny. He owned his retardation, he even used it as an excuse. I love the Costanza Defense.

https://tinyurl.com/yuvat9sy
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (U/Eoe)



Yeah, not my kind of 'humor.' It's just stupid. It's why I can't f*cking stand Will Ferrell.....same bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

203 what social network distributes stale news ? facebook?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (g47mK)

204 I've since found MUCH better whiskeys

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)
----
I suppose this explains your hungover status this morning...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (FZ29D)

205 I think it's fairly obvious that China and Canada are colluding to weaken the US... by going after Trump. The trade/tariff route they're taking isn't going to work the way they think it will however.

I would think the administration is aware of all this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (2Cry5)

206 https://x.com/lsferguson/status/2092761285897109869

This is N’Kiyla Jasmine Thomas. She just won a runoff election in Oklahoma and is now the Democrat candidate for US Senate.

No. I'm not joking. I'm serious.

She makes AOC look like a freaking Mensa member.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

207 /dinosaur bookstore sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

208 Sponge — I’d never heard that Joe Walsh song. Genius!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (geWO5)

209 My HVAC is being replaced today. Supposed to get up to 102. They started at 7:30 so maybe we'll survive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

210 The American mink is a small, semi-aquatic carnivore in the weasel family — related to otters and ferrets — that typically weighs 1.5 to 3.5 pounds and hunts fish, frogs, crayfish and small mammals in and around rivers, lakes and wetlands, according to the National Wildlife Federation.

varmint or vermin
you decide

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 27, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

211 [Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.

That could actually be a good ONT topic: "Fucking retard annoying characters who ruined good TV series a/o movies"

"In Plain Sight": Mary's dysfunctional family.
"Burn Notice": Michael Weston's family.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 09:02 AM (9s47C)

212 >Seinfeld really was an overrated show.

I’ll take Green Acres over Seinfeld any day.

Posted by: Bulg
----

dude you say everything is overrated

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 09:02 AM (ZxPkt)

213 The King of Norway would like some strawberries.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (vrgy6)

Keep an eye on your keys to the wardroom icebox.

Posted by: Lt. Cdr Queeg, USN (Retired) at August 27, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

214 How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

When the van’s a rockin’ don’t go a knockin’!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
__________

His demonstration of the stop short move was disturbing. He makes an underhanded thrusting move with his left hand after the stop short part with his right.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 09:03 AM (XvL8K)

215 Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

That describes half the comments.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

216 Good morning. How is everyone doing this morning?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (Gqar8)

217 There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

Shelly Fabray
60s TV and Singer
Later Coaches GF Wife

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (/+uur)

218 Target apologizes for ‘offensive’ Halloween costume after being accused of ‘blackface.’

“We got this wrong and we are deeply sorry.”

The retailer has removed its kids ‘Blacklight Circus Clown’ costume after backlash from black customers.

... costume look amazing like photos used to promote "Jim Crow"

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (RHGPo)

219 189 I suspect Sponge does not like big boobs and just pretending. For popularity with the boys. Being hung over let the guard down.
Posted by: first time commenter at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM

Yoo -hoo!

Posted by: Sue Ellen Mischke at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

220 The Chinese restaurant episode is one of the best sitcom episodes in television history. The Bookman episode too. That rant is a classic, joyboy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

221 > State Dept Investigation Links Portland Antifa to Hamas and Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

At some point they need to be declared domestic enemies of the Constitution of the United States so they can be charged with treason and/or dealt with under the Laws of War.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (IG3/x)

222 Yeah, not my kind of 'humor.' It's just stupid. It's why I can't f*cking stand Will Ferrell.....same bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)
===================
I don't much like Ferrell but the Costanza Defense is often used by politicians; it's different than Ferrell's slapstick and is closer to true life. Even the 49ers owner initially tried the "Was that wrong?" out on the cops when he was arrested.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (U/Eoe)

223 WSJ: Think Treasurys Are Having a Rough Summer? It’s Even Uglier Abroad

Countries with large debt burdens—France, Italy, the U.K., Japan—have come under the heaviest pressure in recent months

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

224 Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

>>>

That's what she said.

Posted by: Michael Scott at August 27, 2026 09:06 AM (wVcYX)

225 There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Shelly Fabares, 82. Also, Hayden Pantierre, 36.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:06 AM (tg5bM)

226 I have never watched Seinfeld, though with all of the references to the show that are made it seems like it, through osmosis I guess.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (Gqar8)

227 > There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

Hey, now.

Some of us remember her as a smokin' hot babe.

Even in the "Coach" era she was still damned easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (IG3/x)

228 dude you say everything is overrated

I don't believe that Bulg has ever referred to huge mammaries as overrated.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

229 Just what the hell are the Canadians thinking? Do they think that if they cry enough, America’s going to roll over? And how dare America not recognize the moral superiority of a country that, if it were a stereotype, would be a fugly, sexually dysfunctional wine woman with a “Hate Has No Home Here” sign on the front lawn of the condo it shares with five cats, all named after characters in "Twilight."

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (RHGPo)

230 @206 I could fix Ms Thomas.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (TbVRb)

231 @206 I could fix Ms Thomas.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (TbVRb)

232 206 https://x.com/lsferguson/status/2092761285897109869

This is N’Kiyla Jasmine Thomas. She just won a runoff election in Oklahoma and is now the Democrat candidate for US Senate.

No. I'm not joking. I'm serious.

She makes AOC look like a freaking Mensa member.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

Where I grew up, calling someone a "mensa" was calling them stupid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (l3cgK)

233 Welcome to Punchbag Studios:

https://tinyurl.com/z3caxzuc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (7jSnO)

No audio?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (hmYU4)

234 There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)


The indubitable Jaye P Morgan?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

235 https://x.com/lsferguson/status/2092761285897109869

This is N’Kiyla Jasmine Thomas. She just won a runoff election in Oklahoma and is now the Democrat candidate for US Senate.

No. I'm not joking. I'm serious.

She makes AOC look like a freaking Mensa member.
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)
=====================
Holy moly. What is she, thirteen?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (U/Eoe)

236 Into the valley of the Barrel I go

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (TbVRb)

237 The funniest thing on Seinfeld to me was when Kramer would barge into Jerry’s apartment.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

238 Archaeologists think they've figured out why dead brains don't always rot.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (RHGPo)

239 Shelley Fabares.
Her aunt was Nanette Fabray.

Posted by: Mary Stone, RIP. at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (JM9I6)

240 We have 10x the population of Canada. Rough math says that the effects of a trade war will hit your average Canadian 10x that of an American.

This tells me that Carney doesn't have the best interests of his people in mind.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)

241 zerohedge.com:

Jobs 'AI'pocalypse No! Initial Jobless Claims Hover Near Record Lows

...rumors of the jobs AIpocalypse remain greatly exaggerated (for now)...

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

242 The indubitable Jaye P Morgan?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Thank you. I now have Gene Gene The Dancing Machine music earworm.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (g9NYF)

243 don't much like Ferrell but the Costanza Defense is often used by politicians; it's different than Ferrell's slapstick and is closer to true life. Even the 49ers owner initially tried the "Was that wrong?" out on the cops when he was arrested.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

You own a professional football team worth billions and you're at an East Palestine trailer park trying to pay $150 for pussy. Yeah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (tg5bM)

244 238 Archaeologists think they've figured out why dead brains don't always rot.
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (RHGPo)

Finally!!

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (Gqar8)

245 "Funniest thing on Seinfeld" is rather like "prettiest girl at Walmart" or "most enjoyable case of chlamydia", IMO.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (IG3/x)

246 This tells me that Carney doesn't have the best interests of his people in mind.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)


Carney, like most elected officials worldwide, is a brainless monkey doing as his masters direct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

247 Jaye P Morgan & The Gong Show.

America's first America's Got Talent show.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (g9NYF)

248 Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (QRHoA)

249 Art Carney >>>> Mark Carney

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (geWO5)

250 > 239 Shelley Fabares.
Her aunt was Nanette Fabray.
Posted by: Mary Stone, RIP. at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (JM9I6)

Also known for the family business: Febreze.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (IG3/x)

251 You own a professional football team worth billions and you're at an East Palestine trailer park trying to pay $150 for pussy. Yeah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (tg5bM)

*shrugs*

Posted by: Robert Kraft, New England Patriots at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (wVcYX)

252 > 247 Jaye P Morgan & The Gong Show.

America's first America's Got Talent show.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (g9NYF)

She had not one, but two major talents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (IG3/x)

253 Who you is.

Posted by: Me at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (Vvm2m)

254 Liking Seinfeld is subjective, what is not subjective is it's profound effect on the zeitgeist.

No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (XV/Pl)

255 Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (QRHoA)

Something’s missing alright…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (geWO5)

256 247 Jaye P Morgan & The Gong Show.

America's first America's Got Talent show.
Posted by: rickb223

Spinnin' in my grave here!

Posted by: Ted Mack at August 27, 2026 09:13 AM (JM9I6)

257
*shrugs*

That's just a typical millennial female. She's representative of her voters. Luckily, she's highly unlikely to win a statewide race in Oklahoma.

But there's nothing particularly special about her stupidity or emotional incontinence. She could do fine elsewhere. "BARKING MAD AND DUMB AS A STUMP!" is a selling point for her peeps. They want to see someone like themselves in office.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 09:13 AM (BI5O2)

258 Shelley Fabares was married to Mike Farrell. Must have put up with a lot of leftist babbling. RIP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:13 AM (TbVRb)

259 Liking Seinfeld is subjective, what is not subjective is it's profound effect on the zeitgeist.

No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (XV/Pl)

And you wanted to be my latex salesman…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (geWO5)

260 Carney and China. Not our friends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (U/Eoe)

This needs to be widely publicized.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (o3ajz)
=========================
If it's true and can be proven.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (U/Eoe)

261 > Spinnin' in my grave here!
Posted by: Ted Mack at August 27, 2026 09:13 AM (JM9I6)

Parvenu.

Posted by: Major Bowes at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (IG3/x)

262 I would never hire someone who doesn’t like Seinfeld to be my latex salesman.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (Vvm2m)

263 Iran has been invited to join the Mecca Agreement for Mutual Defense, the new security alliance established by Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Pakistan earlier this month, Al Mayadeen reported on Saturday, citing a senior Iranian official. The invitation has not yet been officially confirmed by Iran's Foreign Ministry or by any of the three countries that are parties to the agreement. Mehdi Rahimi, head of the Iranian parliament's Khaneh Mellat news agency, told the channel that "Iran has received an invitation to join the Mecca Agreement, and the matter is under review."

... methinks, they are trying to figure out who is in charge

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

264 Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (QRHoA)


The rooster goes with the hen. Ernie Anastos is the one fucking the chicken.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

265 251 You own a professional football team worth billions and you're at an East Palestine trailer park trying to pay $150 for pussy. Yeah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM

*shrugs*
Posted by: Robert Kraft, New England Patriots at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM

LOL!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)

266 Prank had a better ending. Some dope called a Wyoming pizza place to fake order $300.00worth of pizza The pizza place donated the pizzas to a emergency waiting at the hospital:

https://tinyurl.com/3hp6fsps


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:15 AM (xPsv8)

267 Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

That describes half the comments.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

That's fair.

Polls are shit.

Ads suck.

The Blade annoys me.

Fen scolded me.

Scout Dogg changed his nic again.

Lot of churn.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (dK+Kv)

268 No I'm sorry it's the Moops

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (TbVRb)

269 Bloomberg:

US Aims to Revive Civil War-Era Court to Claim Iran Oil as Prize

The anticipated revival is the second time this year the administration has turned to an obscure court system to carry out its agenda, after bringing the first-ever case before the Alien Terrorist Removal Court in July.

“Our national security interests may require the United States military to seize vessels or cargo supporting the enemy during military conflict,” Reitz said in a statement. “If that happens, our federal courts must be ready to adjudicate the disposition of these captured vessels and cargo.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

270 No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (XV/Pl)

And you wanted to be my latex salesman…
#####

I was in the pool!!

Posted by: George at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

271 228 *fistbump*

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

272
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Narrative: "Black man lynched in NC"

Turns out, police found CCTV footage of the man hanging himself

https://tinyurl.com/msu9m7d6

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

273 I’ll watch Seinfeld on Netflix every now and then. I still laugh.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:17 AM (Vvm2m)

274 Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested a record high of more than 800 criminally-trespassing aliens without criminal records a day in July on average, new federal data shows.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

275 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (dK+Kv)

When did I scold you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (DzHyO)

276 I saw a very pretty China Deviled Egg tray in an antique store. It had a rooster as the main decoration in the middle. How does that make sense?

Posted by: Confused at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (JM9I6)

277 It is astonishing that an NFL owner billionaire who could have a large choice of women to sleep with is trolling a trailer park for prostitutes… just one more indication (of many) that the ability to make boatloads of money doesn’t correlate at all with intelligence, wisdom and morals

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (geWO5)

278 Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Never saw the show. But I miss a lot of what's on TV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

279 Polls are shit.

Ads suck.

The Blade annoys me.

Fen scolded me.

Scout Dogg changed his nic again.

Lot of churn.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM

And TJM doesn't get it.

Posted by: Or so I've heard at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

280 Yadda yadda yadda he took it out. But you just write it off.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (Vvm2m)

281 Spare a Square, Beat The Van Wyck, It's All About The Levels, Double Dipping, Yada Yada Yada, Shrinkage, etc.

Nothing compares to Seinfeld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (XV/Pl)

282 Put that together the two groups that enjoy authoritarianism and full-time surveillance, Socialists and Islamists, and you have the majority of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

283 Shelley Fabares retrospective at Getty Images:

https://tinyurl.com/3pmtkn2j

Posted by: Major Bowes at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (IG3/x)

284 Roger McDowell was the 2nd Spitter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:20 AM (XV/Pl)

285 U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz on Wednesday accused the international community of promoting a “blood libel” against Israel over claims of famine in Gaza. Waltz cited a report in Free Press about a July 2026 survey that found acute child malnutrition, or wasting, at 0.5%, and said there was no widespread acute malnutrition at the population level. “Recent data debunks that false narrative,” Waltz said. The Integrated Food Security Phase Classification, the U.N.-backed body that assesses famine risk, subsequently said famine conditions had been offset while severe food insecurity persisted.

A report in The Free Press today by Olivia Reingold examines the results of the Gaza Nutrition SMART Survey conducted by UNICEF and found that "At the rate of 0.5 percent, Gaza has one of the lowest rates of acute child malnutrition in the region."

Read that again.

Then read this: "The UNICEF-led team’s presentation also revealed that Gaza now faces a new challenge: obesity and excess weight, which affect a combined 4 percent of children under the age of 5."

... the latest "genocide" craze ... obesity and excess weight

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

286 Sometimes the HQ is like an old TV series you love and have watched. A lot. You just want to immerse yourself in the predictability.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (Gqar8)

287 When did I scold you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (DzHyO) T

Those are all example of common comments.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

288 Giddy-up!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (tg5bM)

289 No soup for you!

Posted by: Come Back One Year! at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (JM9I6)

290 I think there were two groups of people in The 90s. Those who watched Seinfeld and those who watched Home Improvement. Small Venn Diagram between the two I would hazard.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (Vvm2m)

291 Spare a Square, Beat The Van Wyck, It's All About The Levels, Double Dipping, Yada Yada Yada, Shrinkage, etc.

Nothing compares to Seinfeld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (XV/Pl)

The jerk store called.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (dK+Kv)

292 Socialist Angie Nixon Says Billionaires and Elected Officials Are Conspiring to Keep Students Dumb

… do teachers and their unions make THAT much

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

293 Wear the ribbon!

Posted by: The Great Poof at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (JM9I6)

294 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

Ok. I'm a little slow this morning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (woe4H)

295 Ocean was angry my friends.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (Vvm2m)

296 Catherine Herridge @C__Herridge

MUST SEE: 9/11 Hijacker Video

February 2000 Video: Two 9/11 Hijackers Attend San Diego Dinner Or ‘Welcome Party’

The Party Host Orders The Videographer NOT To Film One Side Of The Room.

The Videographer Slips Up and Captures A “Saudi Government Religious Official” At The Party.

Former Intel Official: “That’s A Big Deal"

In Court papers, lawyers for Saudi Arabia dispute the characterization.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

297 You faked it? Because that was enough already and I just wanted to get some sleep.

Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (VrYHL)

298 Those are all example of common comments.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)


And yet, somehow, boobs, Mary Anne, crossbows, 9mm, and trebuchets made no appearance in your list.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

299 "Up here, I'm already gone."

*touches index finger to temple*

Posted by: Kramer at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

300 Seinfeld is about the only show with a laugh track that has aged well.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (XvL8K)

301 I had a pony!

Posted by: Manya at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (JM9I6)

302 I'm out!

Posted by: The Contest at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (wVcYX)

303 Imagine all those marathons that will be Arday-less

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

304 Also, the way Jerry said “Hello, Newman” would make me chuckle.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

305 The ratings for Seinfeld was abysmal until the 3rd or 4th season. It was nearly cancelled by NBC several times.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (Vvm2m)

306 I think there were two groups of people in The 90s. Those who watched Seinfeld and those who watched Home Improvement. Small Venn Diagram between the two I would hazard.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (Vvm2m)

I watched Home Improvement in first runs, but not Seinfeld. Now I watch both in syndication and think they’re both awesome. I now find Seinfeld better / more memorable but just by a touch

Hidey ho good neighbor

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (geWO5)

307 Seinfeld is about the only show with a laugh track that has aged well.

==

about 70% of the jokes would have got them banned today

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (g47mK)

308 And yet, somehow, boobs, Mary Anne, crossbows, 9mm, and trebuchets made no appearance in your list.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

We don't got all day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (dK+Kv)

309 It is astonishing that an NFL owner billionaire who could have a large choice of women to sleep with is trolling a trailer park for prostitutes… just one more indication (of many) that the ability to make boatloads of money doesn’t correlate at all with intelligence, wisdom and morals
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (geWO5)
====================
This particular retard inherited. His grandfather made it all, building shopping malls. His uncle was also a retard, and the NFL kicked him to the curb when he was running the team, so his mother (the daughter of the guy who made the dough) put him in charge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (U/Eoe)

310 No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


*Monty Python and the Holy Grail & Blazing Saddles have entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (g9NYF)

311 298 Those are all example of common comments.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

And yet, somehow, boobs, Mary Anne, crossbows, 9mm, and trebuchets made no appearance in your list.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

A list that could break the thousand comment barrier.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (Gqar8)

312 scary, no?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)

313 "They're real and they're spectacular!"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (tg5bM)

314 "If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else makes it."

Posted by: Tim at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

315 NTTAWWT!

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)

316 Does Iran realize that they’re colonialists on “indigenous dinosaur land” ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (RHGPo)

317 There have been perhaps five TV shows that weren't total shit, since the invention of the medium. It's not like movies and music where it's only gotten abjectly horrible in the last 25 years. It was NEVER good, and if you feel compelled to say a TV show was good, don't.

You might like it. And that's fine.

I watch Ancient Aliens and crap about Bigfoot. It's garbage. And so is your thing, whatever it is. Don't try to church it up.

It's like seeing people lurking in an alley behind a porno theater, arguing that Alaskan Native Gangbang 27 was a masterwork.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 09:27 AM (BI5O2)

318 'Morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Hopefully the power grid is protected., especially with yesterday's news, i.e., USA Today, 'US says Chinese hackers broke into DOJ, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate; Politico, 'DOJ blames China for string of hacks targeting federal agencies and hospitals'
---
From above, 'In Pennsylvania's 8th district, "Chlamydia Berns" is taking aim at the GOP.'STD-Themed Drag Queen Comes After Republicans Over Dem Attack Ad

Cognetti is the Democratic mayor of Scranton with Gov. Shapiro's endorsement to flip Pennsylvania’s 8th District back into the Democrats’ column. The PA State Education Association, PA Association of Staff Nurses and Allied Professionals, and the PA AFL-CIO back her too. The issue being used against the current Republican U.S. House member is he had a history of stocking trading. (The audacity of Josh and others!) The Rs are supposedly focusing on Cognetti's record as mayor of Scranton including helping to secure a state grant for a new Fidelity Bank headquarters, where her husband's uncle sits on the board (Politico).

Want a PA clown show? Spotlight PA Org: Some Pennsylvania Democrats are skeptical of Washington's sway, July 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 09:27 AM (NFX2v)

319 305 The ratings for Seinfeld was abysmal until the 3rd or 4th season. It was nearly cancelled by NBC several times.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM

Now do the finale episode.

Posted by: The buttons on the shirt at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

320 The Videographer Slips Up and Captures A “Saudi Government Religious Official” At The Party.

Former Intel Official: “That’s A Big Deal"

In Court papers, lawyers for Saudi Arabia dispute the characterization.
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)
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The religious people in Saudi are obviously big trouble.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (U/Eoe)

321 No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


*Monty Python and the Holy Grail & Blazing Saddles have entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (g9NYF)
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 92 minutes
Blazing Saddles - 93 minutes
Seinfeld - 3,960 minutes

It's not even close. Seinfeld is infinitely more quotable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (FZ29D)

322 If DSA member run for office, get elected and are sworn in with “… I will faithfully execute the Office of xyz, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.“

Can they be shot dead in the street as traitors ?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

323 This particular retard inherited. His grandfather made it all, building shopping malls. His uncle was also a retard, and the NFL kicked him to the curb when he was running the team, so his mother (the daughter of the guy who made the dough) put him in charge.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Is this clown related to the Debartolo's?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:29 AM (tg5bM)

324 What's the deal with the ratings?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:29 AM (g47mK)

325 324 What's the deal with the ratings?
Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:29 AM (g47mK)

Cup sizes, apparently.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (Gqar8)

326 People are complaining about a show...about nothing!

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (g47mK)

327 What knockers!!

Posted by: Gene Wilder at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)

328 Elaine confronting the diner owner because all the waitresses had Dolly figures and he tells her: These are my daughters.

Posted by: Adam And Eve On A Raft at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (JM9I6)

329 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

330 Now do the finale episode.
Posted by: The buttons on the shirt at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

Do what with it? The finale was insane ratings. But it took a long time to get there. The show hit its stride ratings wise only about 1/2 way through its run. The first few seasons it struggled to find an audience.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (Vvm2m)

331 The Batagaika Crater ("Gateway to Hell") is expanding rapidly, with estimates of 35 million cubic feet of earth collapsing annually. Between 1991 and 2018, the crater tripled in size. Its growth releases ancient organic material and greenhouse gases, contributing to climate change and serving as a real-time indicator of permafrost degradation.

.. and they have been blaming my lawn mower for Global Warming

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

332 Any time peterman was on the screen it was comedy gold Jerry!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (Vvm2m)

333 Is this clown related to the Debartolo's?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:29 AM (tg5bM)
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Exactly right

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:32 AM (U/Eoe)

334 Twenty minutes after the Seinfeld Finale, Frank Sinatra died and knocked Jerry right out of the headlines.

Posted by: Chairman of the Board at August 27, 2026 09:33 AM (JM9I6)

335 Edward J. DeBartolo Sr. purchased the San Francisco 49ers in 1977 for $13 million.

He acquired the team from the Morabito estate and subsequently gave it to his son, Edward J. DeBartolo Jr.

After a legal scandal involving Jr. in 1998–2000, control of the franchise was transferred to his sister, Denise DeBartolo York, and her husband, Dr. John York.

The York family remains the principal owner today, with dummy son Jed York serving as CEO and becoming the principal owner in name in 2024.

The family has owned the team for nearly fifty years, and made billions doing so. What's a few scandals in the process?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:39 AM (U/Eoe)

336 WNBA nonsense is driving historic ratings (i.e., ESPN's 2.6 million viewers for a Fever-Dream overtime thriller) and business growth. (The NBA owns a 42% equity stake in the women's league & provides an estimated $15 million annual subsidy to the WNBA. The WNBA is currently executing an expansion roadmap, from 12 teams in 2024 to a planned 18 franchises by 2030.)

Sadly, it's like the old days of Roller Derby. Facebook, The Herd, "It's a reality show more than a league."

Turn 'em all off if not a fan.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 09:45 AM (NFX2v)

337 Too many gas stations are owned by foriegners.

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2026 09:50 AM (5/BcT)

338 Saw the footage from 2003 tsunami. And 2012. Both of these looked more suvivable.

First I saw was the footage of the multistory custom building. The instant I saw water cresting the building I knew that all those people scrambling for safety where dead.

The sad thing is that this sort of catastrophe is one man can actually prevent, unlike a vulcano or quake. All it takes surveying the glacier lakes and natural dams - there is usually enough time to empty those things via man-made channels.

Posted by: DoesNotMatter at August 27, 2026 10:28 AM (+nrS1)

339 The floods in Nepal are tragic. Politically, the country is a mess.

Open Society Foundations began work in Nepal in 2007, when the country was emerging from a decade-long Maoist insurgency. Per the Tides Foundation, "The monarchy had just been abolished, and the country needed to elect a constituent assembly in order to draw up a permanent constitution."

More current, Chinese nationalist commentators and media have linked George Soros-backed NGOs and Western interference to the September 2025 youth-led "Gen Z" protests that overthrew Nepal's pro-Beijing government.

In the interim: 2023 Press Release, UN Environment Program, 'Nepal unveils historic climate adaptation plan.

Nepal has today launched its first National Adaptation Plan (NAP), a comprehensive strategy aimed at bolstering the nation's resilience against climate change. The plan, having an estimated cost of USD 47 billion extending to 2050, was unveiled at the National Climate Summit in Kathmandu.

The funding model for Nepal's NAP involves a blend of national and international financial support, with the Nepalese government committing USD 1.5 billion and external sources providing the remaining USD 45.9 billion.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 11:06 AM (NFX2v)

340 Continued -

"UNEP’s Adaptation Gap Report 2023, released earlier this month, highlights the urgency of such initiatives, estimating the costs of climate adaptation in South Asia could range between US$40 billion and US$205 billion per year over the next ten years, or around 1 to 5.1 per cent of the region’s gross domestic product.

UNEP and the government of Nepal have successfully worked together on a range of climate adaptation initiatives and projects since 2013, including ecosystem-based adaptation projects in Kathmandu Valley and the Dolakha region, a conflict and peace project, and a flagship initiative on south-south cooperation.

At the upcoming UN Climate Change Conference in Dubai (Cop2, where the world’s governments will gather in attempts to make progress in tackling climate change, Nepal will be hosting its own Pavilion for the first time, showcasing solutions and aiming to provide a model for other high-altitude countries.

2025 has been declared by the UN General Assembly as The International Year of Glaciers' Preservation." 👈🏻 😬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 11:06 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 27 August 2026

Top Story

Tech News



Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Snacks. Why did it have to be snacks? I'm sick of these honey-roasted peanuts on this honey-roasted plane!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:40 AM




Comments

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 04:42 AM (Oj3Pf)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

3 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 04:43 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Morning. I just slapped a whingey screed at the end of the ONT, but now if I put it here it's going to feel like a threadjack, so... you know... i don't know... wait until we hit 100 then go back and look at it or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 04:47 AM (Ot/FD)

5 simultaneous BOING!-w00ting

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:50 AM (odBC9)

6 from the ONT

360 Insty has a link to an article about how things should be made of better stuff and worth fixing, and laments the whole "everything is disposable" culture we're in.

But it got me thinking, especially in light of my current situation (been busy lately)...

Why is that an unalloyed Good? Implied in that position is the assumption that I actually have the time to sit down and fiddle with a thing that's broken. Diagnosis, buying parts, farmer-rigging whatever parts I can't buy, then hoping it works and there isn't something else wrong with it as well.

I don't have that time these days. If something i need breaks, my options are "get another one" or "do without".

Repairing your own stuff is a bit of a luxury. And the rise of Disposable Culture of cheap things that aren't worth fixing when they break has masked the fact that the dollar is worth far less than it used to be. If anyone tried to "make things like they used to", they'd cost 10x as much and no one could have them at all except the very wealthy who wouldn't waste their time on fixing broken things because they have to.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 04:44 AM (Ot/FD)

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)

7 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 04:47 AM (Ot/FD)
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I spent this morning at our vacation home changing outdoor electric outlet covers which deteriorated in the rain over 16 years.

Also reverse engineered a patio light fixture so that I can convert it from PL bulbs and their ballasts to regular E27s. Ordered the ceramic bulb sockets with attached brackets from AliExpress. So the project is on hold until those arrive.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 04:53 AM (Oj3Pf)

8 Long commute
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 04:54 AM (Ia/+0)

9 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 27, 2026 04:55 AM (sAmhv)

10 Here's a very sweet, early ( 1967 ) Dolly tv appearance:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8ujkt8

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:55 AM (odBC9)

11 simultaneous BOING!-w00ting

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:50 AM (odBC9)
-

Not in quectoseconds it isn't!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 04:56 AM (Oj3Pf)

12 My daily schedule lately has been:
- Go to work
- Come home
- Go to bed
- Wake up as much as possible
- Repeat

That right there is a circle that very much needs to become the opposite of unbroken, PDQ.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 04:57 AM (Ot/FD)

13 Not in quectoseconds it isn't!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 04:56 AM (Oj3Pf)

Is that equal to a yotta-yotta-yotta-second?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 04:58 AM (Ot/FD)

14 Is that equal to a yotta-yotta-yotta-second?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 04:58 AM (Ot/FD)
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/spots math trap gets you banned question

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 05:02 AM (Oj3Pf)

15 *near-simultaneous BOING!-w00ting

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:03 AM (odBC9)

16 Q: What is the aloft aircraft with the greatest wind drag?

A:

https://tinyurl.com/4df7t89k

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 05:05 AM (Oj3Pf)

17 *near-simultaneous BOING!-w00ting

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:03 AM (odBC9)
-

We are continents apart.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 05:07 AM (Oj3Pf)

18 If you want to have a company that makes things, it appears to me that you have a non-exclusive choice between:

1) an expanding population, so there's a continuous demand for your product whose parents could tell you how excellent a value it is so buy it to save money OR
2) a product that is weirdly specific and difficult to substitute that fails at the sweet spot where you haven't pissed off the customer so much that they are in "fuck you, asshole" mode because it happened 1 month after you bought it but haven't delayed the failure for so long that they've forgotten who built that thingy that just failed and are open to looking for the cheapest substitute.

A lot of engineers would go for option 1 if possible. A lot of business school suits would go for option 2 no matter what.

Since 1st world populations aren't being expanded by 1st world humans, we're at option 2 (which makes the suits happy anyways).

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 27, 2026 05:07 AM (/7XPO)

19 https://tinyurl.com/4df7t89k

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 05:05 AM (Oj3Pf)

Lol, what "record"? Most gross tonnage of fat retards in a basket at the same time?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 05:07 AM (Ot/FD)

20 via Hacker News

https://twitterwebviewer.com

Twitter Viewer - View Twitter Without Account

View public Twitter profiles, tweets, photos, and videos anonymously

No Account Required • Lightning Fast • Privacy-First

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:08 AM (odBC9)

21 https://tinyurl.com/4df7t89k

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 05:05 AM (Oj3Pf)

Lol, what "record"? Most gross tonnage of fat retards in a basket at the same time?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 05:07 AM (Ot/FD)
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That works for me.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 05:08 AM (Oj3Pf)

22
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2026 05:09 AM (AMvSw)

23 I should have written...

"an expanding population, so there's a continuous demand for your product so the customer's parents could tell the customer how excellent a value it is, so buy it to save money in the long run"

...instead of the early morning drivel that I did.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 27, 2026 05:10 AM (/7XPO)

24 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2026 05:12 AM (V0/Sp)

25 @Pixy: "Disclaimer: Snacks. Why did it have to be snacks? I'm sick of these honey-roasted peanuts on this honey-roasted plane!"

*snorts* Nice mashup.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 27, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW)

26 Safari has suddenly installed an orange-backed icon that has a white microphone on it; it's now the furthest-to-the-left icon sitting at the top of my screen. If I click it, it says it's Safari, Mic Mode, Standard; the not-Standard option is Voice Isolation.

It's new, therefore I hate it.

Is that wrong of me?

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

27 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 27, 2026 05:19 AM (Hbeqj)

28 It's new, therefore I hate it.

Is that wrong of me?
Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

Curmudgeonry is a perfectly valid passive defense mechanism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 05:19 AM (Ot/FD)

29 It's new, therefore I hate it.

Is that wrong of me?
Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:16
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Well, if you're 29 like most of here, I'd say that's normal.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 27, 2026 05:21 AM (Hbeqj)

30 28 It's new, therefore I hate it.

Is that wrong of me?
Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

Curmudgeonry is a perfectly valid passive defense mechanism.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 05:19 AM (Ot/FD)

haha

I was gonna say I learned a new word, cumudgeonry--and I do like it!--but it looks like the word is:

curmudgeonliness

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)

31 @Pixy: "Why?" (is NVidia acquiring 'Hugging Face')

Two possibilities that I see:

a) Because when the bubble pops (and they know it will) they want to be controlling as much of this branch of technology as possible, that way they stand a chance of still having some of the small surviving percentage of AI businesses that are actually useful enough to pay for, and that can make them money. A lot of companies are going to go under, but whoever survives can come back and potentially own the market.

b) They're trying to make themselves "too big to fail" so they can ask for a huge government bailout when the bubble pops.


Of course this could all be undone by having a debt-to-income ratio that's so insanely high that they just get sunk anyway, especially if Uncle Sugar says "No bailout."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 27, 2026 05:25 AM (O7YUW)

32 *curmudgeonry

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:28 AM (odBC9)

33 @20/m: Thanks, I'll take some links from the Cafe last night and see what I can do with 'em combined with this "Twitter Viewer".

(I wonder how long before they get a C&D letter.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 27, 2026 05:29 AM (O7YUW)

34
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
20h
They really tried to make the Pretti shooting a thing. There was an entire protest movement ready to go.

And then the video of him kicking out a taillight on a federal vehicle and acting like a lunatic with a gun in his waistband came out, and it all went away almost literally overnight.

ABC News
@ABC
1d
Seven months after 37-year-old Alex Pretti was shot and killed by two federal immigration officers in Minneapolis, his grieving family said they want "accountability" in their first television interview.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:35 AM (odBC9)

35 @ABC
1d
Seven months after 37-year-old Alex Pretti was shot and killed by two federal immigration officers in Minneapolis, his grieving family said they want "accountability" in their first television interview.
Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:35 AM (odBC9)

Ok. We'll dig the bastard up and shoot him again.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 05:36 AM (Ot/FD)

36
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
2h
"what do you do when a cop stops you and you have a gun on your person or in your car"

This is an actual two hour concealed carry and certified NRA instructor course that you take in a classroom.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)

37 Do you really want to be acquired by Amazon, Pixy?. Everybody would you be ordering you and you'd be shipped all over the place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 05:39 AM (W90Ou)

38 There is a very old saying about " want".

Warai, Amen.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 05:40 AM (FHoaH)

39 I'm going to head up north and not watch the eclipse. The weather should hold long enough so that I can enjoy a campfire and then be sleeping in my tent while the rain extinguishes it.

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2026 05:41 AM (V0/Sp)

40 - Go to work
- Come home
- Go to bed
- Wake up as much as possible
- Repeat
- Go to work

There FIFY
("much" = "often")

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 27, 2026 05:41 AM (TFIbA)

41 Are people drunk, stoned or asleep when they come up with these name- "Hugging Face"? Seriously?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 05:42 AM (W90Ou)

42 @12/Warai-otoko: "{ Work/sleep loop } That right there is a circle that very much needs to become the opposite of unbroken, PDQ."

Remember, nobody ever had an epitaph of "I wish I'd spent more time at the office" on their headstone.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 27, 2026 05:42 AM (O7YUW)

43 >>> Are people drunk, stoned or asleep when they come up with these name- "Hugging Face"? Seriously?

Techie humor, most likely. Makes me think of 'face hugging spider'.

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2026 05:44 AM (V0/Sp)

44 Adorable Golden Retrievers;

https://tinyurl.com/3p4d59mz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 05:45 AM (W90Ou)

45
Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON*
@EsotericCD
13h
So I wrote my own, rather personal, piece about Dolly, at @NRO. You'll have to read it all the way to the end to understand

And I still miss you, ma.

https://tinyurl.com/yh7y7d5r

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

46 Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2026 05:44 AM (V0/Sp)

Yes, I was being facetious. I guessed it was tech humor. They should put Pixy in change of tech humor at a huge salary. He's much funnier than whoever came up with "face hugging" . Sorry, if anyone here did😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 05:48 AM (W90Ou)

47 Nice song by Zach Williams and Dolly Parton. "There was Jesus" Scroll down for song. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/h8vdx67x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 05:53 AM (W90Ou)

48 Remember, nobody ever had an epitaph of "I wish I'd spent more time at the office" on their headstone.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 27, 2026 05:42 AM (O7YUW)

heh.

I do wish I spent more time at the office. Field work is the worst.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 05:54 AM (Ot/FD)

49 John Williams is in his 90's. What a great talent and how important music is to films. So much film music from earlier years came from men fleeing the Nazis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 05:58 AM (JrHfD)

50 44 Adorable Golden Retrievers;

https://tinyurl.com/3p4d59mz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 05:45 AM (W90Ou)

..........

Awwww so cute! Thanks for that this morning

Posted by: Molly k. at August 27, 2026 05:58 AM (j/yko)

51 Posted by: Molly k. at August 27, 2026 05:58 AM (j/yko)

You are most welcome!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 06:00 AM (xSAlF)

52
Her Majesty asked me to back up her files, in light of the disk failure I recently suffered. Please remember, Her Majesty has problems with electronics that no other human being ever, has ever, or will ever have.

I sit down at her desk and try to wake her computer up. It is, as usual, sluggish as hell. I decide to shut it down and restart it. I shut it down properly, having closed all the programs and clicked on the Shut Down button.

I wait and restart it. The Windows screen comes up but it says that the password has expired and has to be reset. What password? It's been years that she's had it and if I did set anything up, it would have been with a PIN.

So I have to type in the old password and a new one. I try a bunch of commonly used passwords. None work. Does the computer give me any option to recover my password? No. Is HP any help? No.

I try a number of things suggested online. None work. I try resetting the computer to a restore point. It chews on this for an inordinate time, then says it's done and to restart. I do that. Now Windows won't boot up at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:18 AM (O0L8i)

53 Evening and morning on a bleary Thor's Day -- at least for me right now. With little sleep Tuesday/Wednesday night for some reason, I slept quite well last night and dreamed something colorful about exploring a vivid interactive website that purported to have screen shots and clips from each of William Shatner's TV and movies. Yet the menu boasted "41 of 41." I *know* he's had more credits than that, so somebody was fibbing. Before I could explore it much, though, the alarm rang.

So, coffee. How're you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)

54 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9

I can't go for a walk today unless I go to the supermarket and walk inside . It's raining heavily.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 06:20 AM (xSAlF)

55 Hadrian, it may be too late but Lazesoft makes a pretty good Windows password cracker.

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 06:20 AM (MWfyi)

56 I was thinking I might walk this morning, but the rain is apparently going to move in by 6 am and be pelting us by 7, so I guess not.

Stirling is doing okay on his diet. The IAMS dry food bag says a 12-lb. cat (which is underweight, for him) should get 6 oz. a day. Yet I've been giving him about 4, combined with canned food. The problem is no doubt that he proceeds to eat what Dagny leaves after her first quick nibblings. Thus I have to be even more of a "parent" than I already am, taking up her bowl to protect it from him and setting it back down when she is ready to eat more.

Cats. Can't live with 'em, can't take 'em for a walk. (Well, with exceptions.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 06:23 AM (wzUl9)

57 Hadrian, as the say, no good deed goes unpunished

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 06:24 AM (FHoaH)

58 57 Hadrian, as the say, no good deed goes unpunished
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 06:24 AM (FHoaH)

SO true.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 06:25 AM (odBC9)

59 @52

>> I try a number of things suggested online.

Remove the drive, put it in an external enclosure, connect it to a functioning Windows machine, if it mounts, copy user data to another drive.

Buy your wife a Mac, connect the drive to the Mac, copy pertinent data to Mac.

You’ll be good for the next decade.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 06:26 AM (XV/Pl)

60
Hadrian, as the say, no good deed goes unpunished
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 06:24 AM (FHoaH)


"I don't know that. You're the one who set it up."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:27 AM (O0L8i)

61 The house business appears to be on hold. The inspection report came back with issues of mold in the basement, something called "efflorescence" in the crawlspace (which was never sealed against moisture), and moldy smells in the kitchen. Plus no "cold air returns" in the bedrooms. The A/C-heat vents are there, but no vents to return the air, which would make the system work harder and less efficiently (?).

Pawn, and to a lesser degree OrangeEnt, have suggested I walk away. And the house is really a bit small as well, with a lack of closet space.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

62 60 Hadrian, as the say, no good deed goes unpunished
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 06:24 AM (FHoaH)

"I don't know that. You're the one who set it up."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:27 AM (O0L8i)

There are Morons (the good kind) in your corner.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 06:29 AM (odBC9)

63 Now Windows won't boot up at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:18 AM (O0L8i)
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This is where the hammering started, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 06:31 AM (iM0GV)

64 When I setup a new PC, I use a local account named "-", with no password. After the setup is complete and I add the user account, domain or otherwise, I will not always delete the "dash" account, and leave it there secretly in case something happens to the user's account.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 06:33 AM (MWfyi)

65 This is where the hammering started, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 06:31 AM (iM0GV)
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No! No!

Take the computer to the TXMoMe for target practice.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 06:33 AM (Oj3Pf)

66 63 Now Windows won't boot up at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:18 AM (O0L8i)


Then all your data is perfectly safe and cannot be hacked!!

Posted by: Always look on the bright side of life at August 27, 2026 06:33 AM (B0NCh)

67 My first cat would run after me down the sidewalk. He was really his own cat who liked me a lot. Very human-centric. He loved when i invited people over.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 27, 2026 06:34 AM (Fv808)

68 "Then all your data is perfectly safe and cannot be hacked!!
Posted by: Always look on the bright side of life "

It's all there. You do have your key, don't you?

Posted by: Bitlocker at August 27, 2026 06:36 AM (MWfyi)

69 Saw a new estimate of 160 dead (and 389 tourists unaccounted for) in the Nepalese flash flooding, but obviously (based on the videos we all saw yesterday) that number will be much larger soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 06:37 AM (6bj4g)

70
Saw a new estimate of 160 dead (and 389 tourists unaccounted for) in the Nepalese flash flooding, but obviously (based on the videos we all saw yesterday) that number will be much larger soon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 06:37 AM (6bj4g)


That's why tourism is stupid. It's much cheaper and more convenient to be killed in flash flooding at home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:39 AM (O0L8i)

71 Wow that flood is something else. Why did Trump do that?

Posted by: Pawl at August 27, 2026 06:40 AM (MWfyi)

72 " Wow that flood is something else. Why did Trump do that?

Because he's a doodie head!!!

Posted by: Doug Flutie at August 27, 2026 06:42 AM (rHvvN)

73 from the TechCrunch article

"Meta hasn’t admitted wrongdoing, even as it settles allegations that it intentionally designed its platforms to keep children hooked — a common tactic for companies looking to avoid a jury trial, where the risk of a worse outcome is higher.

"A ruling against Meta could also have jeopardized the legal protections that allow social platforms to escape liability for what users post."

It really does sound like a shakedown.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 06:42 AM (odBC9)

74
It's you, Mr. and Mrs. Republican, driving your big truck that caused this flash flooding in Nepal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:42 AM (O0L8i)

75 It's you, Mr. and Mrs. Republican, driving your big truck that caused this flash flooding in Nepal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:42 AM (O0L8i)
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Finally there's something we here didn't do!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 06:43 AM (Oj3Pf)

76 "Shake It Down, Shake It Down"

--Tay Tay

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)

77 Hadrian, it may be redundant to your own already existing knowledge, but Grok says it is usually a failed update or a bad driver that causes Windows to fail loading, and Grok has detailed suggestions as to how to proceed. Forgive me if this is obvious and you already know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 06:44 AM (8TPCk)

78 Principal loses job after he and his wife take in student in need and refuse to abandon him. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/9dhhsk3w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 06:45 AM (JrHfD)

79 Hadrian, have you tried starting Windows in Safe Mode?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 06:45 AM (Oj3Pf)

80 That's why tourism is stupid. It's much cheaper and more convenient to be killed in flash flooding at home.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 06:39 AM (O0L8i)
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"Visit Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona: Why go to Nepal when you can flood out right here?!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 06:46 AM (8TPCk)

81 My first cat would run after me down the sidewalk. He was really his own cat who liked me a lot. Very human-centric. He loved when i invited people over.
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 27, 2026


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The late great Marie-Antoinette was like that. I introduced her to walks on a lead when she was about six years old, and she took to it with gusto -- even ran to the door crying when I took the harness and lead out.

As for new people coming over, Marie's attitude was clearly "Ah! Someone new to worship me!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 06:47 AM (wzUl9)

82 Oops- I just noticed it rained last night and I someone left the patio cushions out. Ah well, these things happen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 06:49 AM (8TPCk)

83 curmudgeonism

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 06:49 AM (ZxPkt)

84 Zelensky got a pitbull. I hope it hate piano playing.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 06:52 AM (MWfyi)

85 Speaking of cats: Linda reminded me that yesterday, 8/26, was the late Chekov's birthday (2007-2022; RIP). I didn't meet and adopt him until 2010, though, after little Tatiana the Wonder Siberian passed early that year at not even four.

Tati, as we call her, was wicked smaht too, pulling open drawers to get to her toys and playing what with a dog would be called "fetch" with her little rubber ball. If she and Marie had known each other . . . well, I shudder to think of the devilish mischief they could have wrought.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)

86 "Kitten breaks bizarre Guinness World Record for being born with 29 toes"

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)

87

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 27, 2026 06:54 AM (jkooc)

88 "Kitten breaks bizarre Guinness World Record for being born with 29 toes"
Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)
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Hexie my Polydactyl Wonder Kitty hardest hit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 06:55 AM (FZ29D)

89 I have never known a cat's birthday.

They just show up choosing me sometime later.

Posted by: Total eclipse of the Sun at August 27, 2026 06:55 AM (36x1j)

90 Off Eclipse sock.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 27, 2026 06:56 AM (36x1j)

91 Twitter Viewer - View Twitter Without Account

lol. Musk is going to have to play whack-a-mole with these xcancel clones. All this could be avoided if they simply allowed read-only access to X without an account, but no.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 27, 2026 06:58 AM (J5viO)

92 Last night I showed Linda the latest house. When I mentioned I'd put in an offer, she began to hyperventilate a little, but calmed when I said I planned to pass on the property. I told her yet again, "I don't want to do this moving thing without you," and asked why she didn't want to do it. She wouldn't discuss it. I told her, "We *will* talk about this on Thursday night, so be ready."

She will probably say she has a migraine tonight. If so, then I'll tackle her about it on Friday or every night until she talks. That, or I'll proceed with my plans on my own.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

93 "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the accused "mastermind" of the deadly Sept. 11 terror attacks, is scheduled to stand trial on June 5, 2028."

F'n absurd.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:00 AM (MWfyi)

94 Oops. Time to feed some furry thugs!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

95 I'm on Musk's side on this issue. He bought and maintains the business and people are bitching because they can't get for "free" or a work around.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 07:03 AM (FHoaH)

96 I lived without Twitter before Musk and can do it forever.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:04 AM (MWfyi)

97 Well, not forever maybe, but long enough.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:05 AM (MWfyi)

98 Aww.

TOM BRADY’S CALIFORNIA TRADING CARD SHOP RANSACKED ONE WEEK AFTER GRAND OPENING.

I bet they were after the Pokeyman cards.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:09 AM (MWfyi)

99 I have never known a cat's birthday.

They just show up choosing me sometime later.
Posted by: Total eclipse of the Sun at August 27, 2026


***
Three of the four Siberians came from the same cattery about 90 miles from here, so I have their records. The fourth was a found cat. Aside from them, no, I've never known. Based on their approximate ages, I decided little red Arizona (later to be BIG red Arizona) had been born about the first of May in '83, and that Stirling's date was three months before I adopted him in June of '22.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)

100 Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 07:03

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 07:12 AM (xPsv8)

101 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

The man travels fastest that travels alone.
She has given you her answer.

And you put in an accepted offer?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

102 Violent brawl at an Ohio wedding. Suliemans and Mohammeds among the perps. NY Post:

https://tinyurl.com/y6p46u92

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 07:15 AM (xPsv8)

103 With that peanut and plane reference, all I can think about is Phineas and Ferb episode of “ it’s so peanuty you can’t taste the chicken”

Posted by: SkinnerVic at August 27, 2026 07:15 AM (grzky)

104 fd

Not afraid of dying, but want to avoid it this year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ)

105 I don't want to *use* Twitter/X for free -- not to post messages, I mean. I'd just like to be able to look easily at the site when somebody like Ace posts a video link.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:16 AM (wzUl9)

106 TOM BRADY’S CALIFORNIA TRADING CARD SHOP RANSACKED ONE WEEK AFTER GRAND OPENING.

-------

This, on the heels of him getting robbed by Sam Bankman-Fried. He looked at that meth-muppet and handed him a suitcase full of cash.

And, as literally every business in CA screams "we're being ransacked! We have to move to another State or we'll go out of business," he starts one there.

Stop it, Tom. Call Peyton Manning and ask for his business manager's number. You're terrible at this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 07:17 AM (gjcFS)

107 And I hope that Amazon doesn’t screw up DuckDB. It’s quite good.

Posted by: SkinnerVic at August 27, 2026 07:17 AM (grzky)

108 SkinnerVic

Get used to disappointment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

109 The man travels fastest that travels alone.
She has given you her answer.

And you put in an accepted offer?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026


***
You are probably right.

And yes, I did. Am I going to have a hassle about that? The house does not suit my needs. Is it possible in future to spot a house I really like, pay for an inspection, and then if it's clean -- and nobody else has put in an offer -- to go ahead with my own offer?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:19 AM (wzUl9)

110 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)

111 The next Democrat President will take great delight in pardoning KSM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 07:19 AM (gjcFS)

112 Wolfus Aurelius,

Of course. I had lost track of where you were in your saga. I am on the page now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

113 He bought and maintains the business and people are bitching because they can't get for "free" or a work around.

That's fine and I agree to an extent, but I am of the mind however that the platform's reach could be expanded more by giving a little away. More people might be drawn into creating an account doing so.

But yes, it's his to do with as he pleases and I have lived without it this long even with the circumventions.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 27, 2026 07:20 AM (J5viO)

114 I have my sympathies for xcancel and nitter etc, because these days everything you get an account for gets stupidly intrusive and claims it's 'protecting' you by doing so (it's not).

I also hate the whole 'use your social media account as an authenticator' that facebook started.

I also sympathize greatly with the fight against botnets, 50-cent armies, and so forth that make accounts preferable.

I think 'anti-scraping' and 'you bypassed our API' is the least defensible argument because dude this is the age of xAI scraping everything too.

So I dunno whose side I'm on except that I would use xcancel not to bypass x.com, but because videos that had high traffic wouldn't *load and play* on x.com, I had to get them through xcancel or whatever alternatives. And that's x's fault, not xcancel's.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:22 AM (aJQbY)

115 San Franpsycho, burning? no. They are admitting the sanctions are really hurting them and that is a huge tell.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 07:23 AM (FHoaH)

116 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 27, 2026 07:24 AM (VyBeY)

117 I have an X account. Aside from the DataRepublican stuff, I can't recall the last piece of breaking news I learned about on Twitter. Just a bunch of media remoras talking about stories already in the news, and making breathless predictions that never come true. It's basically just for amusement of the extremely online. You're not missing much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 07:24 AM (gjcFS)

118 Ben Had, I have bad news for you.

Vella Cheese Co. is closing after 94 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)

119 Halfhand

X is another time suck, with some amusement missed. I've lived without TV since 1977, so I can do without X.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

120 Politico says Social Security needs to be restructured imminently, or else a 22% benefit cut will occur automatically in 2032. Fun times ahead in D.C.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 07:25 AM (YpWtw)

121 I don't have an X account and I can see everything on there -- posts, replies, videos.

What gives?

Posted by: one hour sober at August 27, 2026 07:26 AM (J4Dwc)

122 They are admitting the sanctions are really hurting them and that is a huge tell.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 07:23 AM (FHoaH)
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I will be mollified for a period of one (1) hour.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

123 The war in Ukraine recreated in such realistic detail in a game format that Bearclaw Vindaloomon will sh!t eclairs -

https://youtu.be/MDjn7dsnpgI

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 07:26 AM (2GVsD)

124 San Franpsycho,, OH NO. Maybe I can get an order in before they do.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 07:27 AM (FHoaH)

125 Off to the gym. Sayonara horde, catch you on the flip side.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 07:27 AM (YpWtw)

126 Huck Follywood

Politico is funny.

2032 is like 100 years of election cycles away. Are they actually advocating for early preventive fixes? This is not who our politicians are.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:27 AM (u82oZ)

127 one hour sober - it's most useful if you want to view someone's recent posts without having a link to a specific one. Before I gave in and got an account for reading, usually the posts would be non-chronological, missing the last few months entirely, etc, etc... but if I followed a link to a specific post, it would show up. YMMV, it may not be that way anymore, (shrug).

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:29 AM (aJQbY)

128 Anna Puma

That clip you linked last night looks intense.
For the real grinding effect of the war, they should have to pay to reboot after every death.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

129 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 27, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

130
110 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)

I realize that bombing has reached the end of its effectiveness. The immediate goal was to stop Iran from interfering with the oil traffic through the straits, and that appears to have happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 07:32 AM (o3ajz)

131 There is a fight going on between the IRGC and the "government" about using up the SPR to keep gas stations open. Gasoline and food are becoming critical.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 07:34 AM (FHoaH)

132 The rot is really spreading. Sonoma was not looking very good this year. Vineyards are going fallow. 10.25% sales tax does not help.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

133 Thunder is sounding, and the rain will be here shortly. I'm very glad I don't have to commute in it. Two years ago at this time I'd already have been at work, but would have to worry about my parked car flooding (as the BMW 3 Series did, tragically, in 2019).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:36 AM (wzUl9)

134 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

I like to think CENTCOM has a strike package planned for when the IRGC leader is located.

Not many pre-war leaders left in their organization chart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

135 There is a fight going on between the IRGC and the "government" about using up the SPR to keep gas stations open. Gasoline and food are becoming critical.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 07:34 AM (FHoaH)
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I still wonder why the Artesh has not acted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

136 There is a fight going on between the IRGC and the "government" about using up the SPR to keep gas stations open. Gasoline and food are becoming critical.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026


***
They have automobiles? I thought transport was mostly by camel.

(J/K -- they may be 7th century fanatics, but they have 21st century conveniences)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:38 AM (wzUl9)

137 Good morning!

Wolfus, as I understand the process of house buying.... and I am NOT a lawyer or a real estate agent...but FWIW I have bought houses in at least 3 states...

If you made an offer and they accepted it, I would assume there was some earnest money put into an escrow account. If the seller did not disclose certain issues then that could be grounds for rescinding the offer without loss of the earnest money. However, it's also customary for the seller to pay for remediation of the issue(s) at their cost to maintain the contract.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 27, 2026 07:39 AM (3Ope8)

138 San Franpsycho, timing

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2026 07:39 AM (FHoaH)

139 Wolfus, as I understand the process of house buying.... and I am NOT a lawyer or a real estate agent...but FWIW I have bought houses in at least 3 states...

If you made an offer and they accepted it, I would assume there was some earnest money put into an escrow account. If the seller did not disclose certain issues then that could be grounds for rescinding the offer without loss of the earnest money. However, it's also customary for the seller to pay for remediation of the issue(s) at their cost to maintain the contract.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 27, 2026


***
Yes, I did put in earnest money. I got it back on my previous adventure, when the sellers declined to fix the issues the inspection turned up. I'd hate to lose it here. But the house really is kind of small for me. Am I really at the mercy of the seller? If I say, "Fix A, B, and C," and they agree, am I stuck?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:43 AM (wzUl9)

140 And you paid for an inspection, too, didn't you? If the seller left Bad Things off the ad, and you have discovered Bad Things by paying for an inspection, it seems that you should get that money back.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 07:46 AM (odBC9)

141 salty Dawg

Yes it looks insane. How the bodies tumble. Fumbling ammo. Especially when you have to shoot the drones down before they kamikaze you with an RPG-7 round.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 07:47 AM (2GVsD)

142 JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

143 And you paid for an inspection, too, didn't you? If the seller left Bad Things off the ad, and you have discovered Bad Things by paying for an inspection, it seems that you should get that money back.
Posted by: m at August 27, 2026


***
Yes, there were several issues which would cost me some money to fix (though not as bad as in the previous contract). Aside from the mold and moisture problems, the inspector said the deck was "not complete," which could pose a safety hazard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 07:51 AM (wzUl9)

144 Standard unshielded copper patch cords are totally fine for everyday use. I hate seeing people drop serious cash on fancy cables when their router can't even push past a gigabit. But if your network has high-bandwidth upgrades like a multi-gigabit ISP connection or a NAS server doing 10-Gigabit transfers, then spending more on high-quality cabling actually makes sense.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 07:51 AM (xEumJ)

145 Wolfus, mold and efflorescence indicate the house has a moisture problem. Some of that is likely due to the ventilation scheme you described but its also indicative of poor drainage around the structure. You should discuss this with your agent and see what the non-disclosure agreement says.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 27, 2026 07:54 AM (3Ope8)

146 Wolfus, mold and efflorescence indicate the house has a moisture problem. Some of that is likely due to the ventilation scheme you described but its also indicative of poor drainage around the structure. You should discuss this with your agent and see what the non-disclosure agreement says.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 27, 2026


***
I will.

It begins to look as if I need to be on the ground to look at whatever property I am interested in. If I'd physically been touring the house, I'd have realized there was not enough closet space, and would never have made the offer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 08:00 AM (wzUl9)

147 I have an X account. Aside from the DataRepublican stuff, I can't recall the last piece of breaking news I learned about on Twitter. Just a bunch of media remoras talking about stories already in the news, and making breathless predictions that never come true. It's basically just for amusement of the extremely online. You're not missing much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 07:24 AM (gjcFS)

COTW

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 08:03 AM (dK+Kv)

148 zerohedge.com:

Nvidia's Balance-Sheet-As-A-Service: Why Credit Investors Are Far More Concerned About The "Central Bank Of AI"

"What you take from Nvidia’s result depends on whether you’re an equity investor or a credit investor."

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

149 147 I have an X account. Aside from the DataRepublican stuff, I can't recall the last piece of breaking news I learned about on Twitter. Just a bunch of media remoras talking about stories already in the news, and making breathless predictions that never come true. It's basically just for amusement of the extremely online. You're not missing much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 07:24 AM (gjcFS)

COTW
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 08:03 AM (dK+Kv)

case of the week?

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 09:49 AM (odBC9)

Wednesday Night ONT - August 26, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked. Step up and place your order.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

[Top photo: Sevierville, Tennessee]

***

Sevierville is in east Tennessee, about a 40 minute drive south and east from Knoxville. Sevierville is considered the gateway to the Great Smoky Mountains and places like Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg. It is not a large town. It has no airport with regularly scheduled commercial service. It has no main boulevard with bustling honky tonk bars playing live music like Nashville, but it is considered the hometown of Dolly Parton. She grew up in a small cabin about 13 miles away, deeper into the hills and forest.

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In these parts, Dolly is considered family regardless of blood relation. The news of her death came as a shock, but a much different and deeper shock than the passing of a celebrity. She was a rare link to old school country music but she was much more than that. Dolly was both Tennessee royalty and the life-long friend next door. In Appalachian terms, they were proud of her and she never forgot where she came from. They looked up to her while she remained one of them.

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A statue of Dolly was installed in 1987 in front of the small courthouse in Sevierville. It depicts a barefoot Dolly sitting on a rock with a guitar. In ordinary times, the statue is a frequent and familiar stop for many. Today, it is a gathering point for her broader family to pay their respects. We made our own visit.

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A steady stream of people brought flowers and other mementos - many wore Dolly shirts. Visitors spanned gender and age. Some paused at the growing memorial. Others wanted their photo taken with Dolly's statue. They will all remember where and when they heard the news.

Like a wake, hushed comments and murmurs gave voice to emotions and memories. Nobody expected her to be immortal but she was a fixture and a source of strength for years. As an 80 year old that started show biz young, she was always there for most people's lives. Everybody in east Tennessee has a personal Dolly story. Many across the south view Dolly as their patron saint.

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Words will be written and said about Dolly. Many will come from people that don't fundamentally understand what made Dolly special or unique why she was so important to her Tennessee family. (Hint: it wasn't just flashy outfits and huge tracts of land.) She wasn't famous for being famous (or infamous). She got the joke but ensured everyone laughed together.

For a musician, sometimes a song says it best. The Carter family reworked a Christian hymn into a funeral hymn that has become a staple of the country music anthology:

I was standin' by the window
On one cold and cloudy day
And I saw the hearse come rollin'
For to carry my mother away

Oh, can the circle be unbroken?
By and by, Lord, by and by
There's a better home awaiting
In the sky, Lord, in the sky

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Back to our usual programming...

Department of TP History

Splinter-free toilet paper didn't exist until the 1930's

Paper has been utilized for purposes of hygiene since the 6th Century, in China. It became a mass-produced product in the 14th Century.

Modern toilet paper, for commercial use, started in the 19th Century and a patent for dispensers, that could hold rolls, was made in 1883.

The rolled toilet paper that we use today, which is perforated, was created in the 1880's. Toilet paper varies immensely; size, roughness, weight, resistance, residues, water-absorption, etc.

The bigger companies invest time and money in surveys to figure out which requirements sell best. This can lead to the adding of aloe in the paper, for a softer feeling paper.

Northern Issue, in 1935, began to advertise toilet paper that was "splinter free." Up until this point, it was common to have splinters in toilet roll, due to the production techniques used. St. Andrew's Paper Mill, in the UK, launched 2-ply paper in 1942.

Ouch.

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NJ Transit Toilet News

Ring flushed down New Jersey train toilet returned to owner

A New Jersey woman who accidentally flushed her wedding ring down a train toilet was reunited with the precious object thanks to NJ Transit employees.

Julie Angelicola said she had just left the bathroom aboard an NJ Transit train when she realized her wedding ring was missing.

"So I'm kind of meticulously getting all of this soap off of my hands with toilet paper and literally going finger by finger, and crumpling it all up, trying to do it quickly - threw it in the toilet, flushed the toilet, went back to my seat," Angelicola told WPVI-TV.

She reported the ring's loss to NJ Transit, which took the train out of service.

Employees put the train up on jacks, removed the toilet tank and opened it up to discover Angelicola's ring on top.

The ring was returned to Angelicola on Monday at a NJ Transit Customer Service Center.


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Random Ikea website of the week

Ever wonder how complicated a particular Ikea product is to build? Check out the "Ikea Complexity Index"

ikea complexity index
~20k ikea products, ranked by how long they take to build
"complexity" = steps x total parts
"est. time" = "complexity" x empirical factor (based on self-reported build times)
"ease rating" = average ease-of-assembly rating (1-5, higher = easier) left by reviewers on ikea.com.
"~" ratings are averaged across combo products.
not affiliated with ikea

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Tune those church bells!

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Mandatory Maiden


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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called Millennial Farmer. Zach Johnson is a 5th generation family farmer from West Central Minnesota. He promotes agriculture by sharing his day-to-day experiences on the family farm. At its core, the channel shows where our food comes from and what it takes to produce it.

He's been posting videos on YouTube for 10 years and has accumulated 1.15 million subscribers. His channel shows the work of the farm as the seasons change, from planting through harvest. They primarily grow soybeans and corn.

The channel provides a first-person insight to running a farm.

The channel shows new equipment, repairs and getting stuck in the field. It shows the push of the harvest, including the challenges of weather and darkness. It also is unafraid to tackle business and regulatory factors - or anything else that impacts running a farm. It isn't hysterical but rather pragmatic and descriptive. They primarily run John Deere equipment.

Lots of problem solving.

The channel also shows the family involvement and raising kids on a working farm. It restores your faith in the heartland and is a window to what it takes to be a farmer.

Videos routinely get several hundred thousand views and periodically get millions. Lots of interweb farming interest out there!

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Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner has the night off in light of the unplanned Dolly content. There are a few giggles that will be included in next week's batch, so you won't miss anything.

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Dexy's Midnight Runners in pop-up video form for the big ONT finish:

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1 Toot si

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 10:00 PM (ogcfP)

2 Kaboom

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 10:00 PM (LlgZh)

3 Squeek softly and carry a big shtick.
—Ronald McTrump

Posted by: mindful webworker - Eloon hates us at August 26, 2026 10:00 PM (11R8D)

4 We're gray tonight

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 10:01 PM (2GVsD)

5 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:01 PM (77rzZ)

6 Oooooo. Gray boxes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 10:01 PM (yEz+x)

7 Bye bye Dolly. RIP.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2026 10:01 PM (S41Gd)

8 RIP Dolly - we'll miss you. My rural TN county is heartbroken.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2026 10:01 PM (he2p7)

9 This video game upgrade is so realistic in recreating the war in Ukraine, Bearclaw Vindaloomon will sh1t eclairs.

https://youtu.be/MDjn7dsnpgI

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 10:02 PM (2GVsD)

10 Boxed and grey. Or is it gray?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 10:03 PM (2WIwB)

11 There's a partial lunar eclipse on Aug 28.
gsfc.nasa.gov

Posted by: Iris at August 26, 2026 10:03 PM (286+n)

12
*door gets stuck in jamb*
*flies open*

Good evening, Hordians.

*door won't close*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 10:03 PM (O0L8i)

13 The rolled toilet paper that we use today, which is perforated

This seems...suboptimal. Or are they just talking about at the boundary between squares?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 10:04 PM (Riz8t)

14 Oof. I thought the statue was Joey Ramone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 10:04 PM (4Je4D)

15 Sorry I'm late, I was teaching Seabisuit how to tie his shoes.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2026 10:04 PM (PMi3m)

16 Awww. I love a good wedding ring in the honeypot story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 10:05 PM (4Je4D)

17 Islands in the Stream was written by The Bee Gees . Probably just Barry.

That's my favorite Dolly song .

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 10:06 PM (KC5Lt)

18 An ONT at 7PM.

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 10:06 PM (O/xFD)

19 I was going to snark the woman losing her ring in the bathroom but there are probably more stories of men leaving their guns in public restrooms.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 10:08 PM (KC5Lt)

20 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoSHQ's at August 26, 2026 10:08 PM (SRRAx)

21 Evenin'

Rick Beato has a very nice video about Dollie Parton. It's on YouTube. His videos are pretty good over all.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)

22 Islands in the Stream was written by The Bee Gees . Probably just Barry.

That's my favorite Dolly song .
Posted by: polynikes

Pop country isn't my thing but that song is not bad. Kenny Rogers was a good dude, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:09 PM (rzEIv)

23 Oh my...
And there's a crazy DINO..,yikes!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 26, 2026 10:09 PM (hJKeX)

24 Repeated from previous thread -
X cancel has shutdown because of threat from X.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 26, 2026 10:09 PM (7x9jd)

25 Northern Issue, in 1935, began to advertise toilet paper that was "splinter free." Up until this point, it was common to have splinters in toilet roll, due to the production techniques used.

As the meme says, this sets a limit to my time-travel aspirations.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)

26 That statue of Dolly is not very flattering.

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 10:10 PM (ZxPkt)

27 Vertigo on TCM.

What a stupid movie.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:10 PM (77rzZ)

28 Yeah...
Loving Dollly..,,,


Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 26, 2026 10:11 PM (hJKeX)

29 25 Northern Issue, in 1935, began to advertise toilet paper that was "splinter free." Up until this point, it was common to have splinters in toilet roll, due to the production techniques used.

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That would be a big selling point among the bear community.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 10:12 PM (4Je4D)

30 There's a partial lunar eclipse on Aug 28.

Who cares?

Posted by: Total eclipse of the Sun at August 26, 2026 10:12 PM (36x1j)

31 Northern Issue, in 1935, began to advertise toilet paper that was "splinter free." Up until this point, it was common to have splinters in toilet roll, due to the production techniques used.
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That would be a big selling point among the bear community.
Posted by: Cicero


To say nothing of the rabbit community.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

32 Thank you, TRex. We are doing a Dolly Tribute day Saturday at the studio.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 10:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

33 24 Repeated from previous thread -
X cancel has shutdown because of threat from X.

Posted by: buddhaha
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On Monday 24th August at 8PM EST, we received at letter from X Corp. asking to cease and desist the service XCancel.
The service XCancel is stopped until further notice.
We are seeking legal advice and won't share more details for now.
Thank you for the trust you have put in these two years of XCancel.
---

Meanest thing Musk has ever done.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 10:14 PM (ogcfP)

34 During The Great Toilet Paper Shortage in 1973 some TP was imported to the US from Eastern (still Commie) Europe. It had splinters in it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 26, 2026 10:14 PM (WGGwz)

35 Good evening Mr. Dino!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 26, 2026 10:15 PM (NnhvP)

36 What made Dolly special isn't complicated. She was just a genuinely good person.

They are very rare and almost seem exotic. The world gets less special when lose one.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 10:15 PM (viF8m)

37 Good evening Horde! Thanks for being here.

Posted by: TRex - rocky top dino at August 26, 2026 10:16 PM (PBn7F)

38 Oh Piper, I really want to hear what happens when you play Jolene

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 10:16 PM (O/xFD)

39 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:09 PM (rzEIv)

Just curious. Is Toby Kieth considered pop country? I've always been a pop music fan and wondered if it carried over to my country selection.

A young me always caught grief from my friends but I proudly owned it .

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 10:16 PM (KC5Lt)

40
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla

Kind of like polling!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 26, 2026 10:17 PM (NnhvP)

41 What happened to TP in different colors? A feller could make sure his stuff matched the rest of his decore. Chicks dig that. The blue matched the blue throw rug, and the blue shitter.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 10:17 PM (ClFA2)

42 Did T Rex turn Dave_in_Fla into a newt with this early posting?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 10:18 PM (2GVsD)

43 What happened to TP in different colors? A feller could make sure his stuff matched the rest of his decore. Chicks dig that. The blue matched the blue throw rug, and the blue shitter.
Posted by: Common Tater

Exactly. This is bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:19 PM (rzEIv)

44 Piper’s gonna make her customers work out continuously from 9 to 5.

I’d stay far away from her studio.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)

45 Evening all,

We have a launch tomorrow afternoon.

Arianespace - Ariane 62 - MTG-12
ELA-4 - Guiana SC, French Guiana
Launch Date: August 27, 2026
Launch Time: 4:10 PM EDT (17:10 GFT, 2010 UTC, 22:10 CEST)

https://youtu.be/UX4KRrrZ7Fk

Posted by: Joyenz at August 26, 2026 10:19 PM (2F0/Y)

46 I remember the TP in my freshman college dorm. It was one ply, apparently coated with wax, and you had to work really hard to get more than one square because the roll was on a heavy, off-axis roller.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

47 I was reading a thread from the Atlantic about declining birth rates. As you can imagine it was full of feminists arguing it was because the us didn't have paid family leave and daycare like the Nordic countries. Someone pointed out the Nordic countries actually have lower birthrates and the response?

The same people argued it was good the Nordic countries have lower birthrates ignoring the arguments they just made

Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2026 10:20 PM (ThRXl)

48 38 Oh Piper, I really want to hear what happens when you play Jolene
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 10:16 PM (O/xFD)

I did a trial run yesterday because I needed to make sure the play list worked. I have a newer teacher on Saturday and giving her a playlist where she has to really find the beats for 8 counts would be mean. Anyway, everyone loved it. No issues with Jolene. I love that song - Miley Cyrus does an incredible cover of it, by the way. The tear jerker moment is “I Will Always Love You”. I used it for stretch, so I could use the original and not a remix.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

49 Government procured TP is special stuff. Usually distributed by "Lighthouse For the Blind". Usually derided with phrases like "Another Fine Abrasive by 3M" and they weren't entirely wrong. The little folded packet in rations was called "John Wayne" paper. Because, it was "Rough, and Tough, and don't take no shit off anybody"

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 10:20 PM (ClFA2)

50 Toot si

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 10:00 PM (ogcfP)

Goo' bye!

Posted by: Al Jolson at August 26, 2026 10:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

51 Jolene is not a song for me.

I quoted it to the woman who wrecked my family.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 10:21 PM (VCFK5)

52 Admont library, Vienna pretty place.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 26, 2026 10:21 PM (NnhvP)

53 Hey, Joyenz!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

54 Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 10:17 PM (ClFA

They make all kind of novelty TP. I still have a roll that has golf tips , golf trivia and golf jokes on it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 10:21 PM (KC5Lt)

55 Clive Burr was a great frigging drummer. I still get amazed listening to the song Killers. The way he explodes into the song after the intro and hammers that beat just never gets old. I saw maiden a few times in the early days with him. He was a powerhouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCskDuWYoA&

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2026 10:21 PM (S41Gd)

56 Jaye P Morgan, chick with the slutty double entendres on The Gong Show dead at 94

She had a bunch of musical hits in the 60's

Show ended when she whipped out her boobs to Gene Gene the Dancing Machine

Some gal once told me she saw her at a porno wrap party. She walked around all night with nothing on but a t shirt reading "Slut"

Posted by: Bob crane at August 26, 2026 10:22 PM (OERWa)

57 39 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:09 PM (rzEIv)

Just curious. Is Toby Kieth considered pop country? I've always been a pop music fan and wondered if it carried over to my country selection.

A young me always caught grief from my friends but I proudly owned it .
Posted by: polynikes



I keep it simple. If a song becomes POPular, it's pop. The genre doesn't matter. I might like it, I might not.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

58 What happened to TP in different colors? A feller could make sure his stuff matched the rest of his decore. Chicks dig that. The blue matched the blue throw rug, and the blue shitter.
Posted by: Common Tater


I suppose the dyes were found by the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and funny-colored buttholes.

I haven't seen pastel Kleenex since forever ago, either.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

59 Thanks for the special ONT honoring Dolly, T Rex! And thanks for making the pilgrimage.

Great story about the returned wedding ring that was accidentally flushed. Kinda restores one's faith in humanity.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 26, 2026 10:22 PM (D/6p1)

60 21 Evenin'

Rick Beato has a very nice video about Dollie Parton. It's on YouTube. His videos are pretty good over all.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)

Rick's tribute to Dolly is very good. I never realized how skilled she was playing an acoustic guitar. And the song she wrote and performed for Johnny Carson was fantastic. What a talented lady she was.

Posted by: Joemarine at August 26, 2026 10:23 PM (y171U)

61 I want to thank Ace for giving us the thread about Dolly yesterday. That was nice to give us fans a chance to say goodbye to her. And it's also nice that Trump asked for our country to lower our flag to half staff in honor of her. She was a good American loved by many.

Posted by: Case at August 26, 2026 10:23 PM (VrYHL)

62 You One Percenters with the blue shitters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 10:23 PM (4Je4D)

63 Splinter-free toilet paper didn't exist until the 1930's.

___________________________

Smelly left hand still exists in Saudi Arabia. If a Muslim wishes to shake your hand and extends the left...a good kick in the marbles is the recommended response.

(This has been a public service announcement. And, now back to our regularly scheduled programming)

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 10:23 PM (dIske)

64 51 Nurse, I am sorry about your family.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)

65 NJ Transit is unbelievably bad. They are routinely late, cancel trains with no notice, and their highly touted real-time app is total crap.

So that story surprises me on many levels.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 10:25 PM (k5CNB)

66 >>>I suppose the dyes were found by the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and funny-colored buttholes.

I haven't seen pastel Kleenex since forever ago, either.
Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

about 2012 most of that colored stuff went away. Paper towels with printing on it, patterned TP, and the rest. I think it was a form of shrinkflation.
I stopped buying it because I shopped at really cheap stores, but I suspect it all dried up about then.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 10:25 PM (rbvCR)

67 The term, National Treasure, applies to Dolly Parton.

She was truly one of a kind.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)

68 They make all kind of novelty TP. I still have a roll that has golf tips , golf trivia and golf jokes on it.
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Well, I must not be shopping in the right places! Goldurnit.

Yes, I forgot about pastel Kleenex. Mom had a special insert or outsert cover that was matched to all the other stuff in her bathroom.

At their first home, they had a mini-bathroom in the bedroom. Totally Pink. Real 1950s vibe goin' on.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 10:26 PM (ClFA2)

69 >>>At their first home, they had a mini-bathroom in the bedroom. Totally Pink. Real 1950s vibe goin' on.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 10:26 PM (ClFA2)

It is what they stole from us

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 10:27 PM (rbvCR)

70 Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

Hey Bulg! Hope you are well.

Posted by: Joyenz at August 26, 2026 10:27 PM (2F0/Y)

71 70 Joyenz, I am OK, thanks. I hope that you are, too.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:29 PM (77rzZ)

72 Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:29 PM (77rzZ)

Glad to hear it. We're doing alright as well, thanks.

Posted by: Joyenz at August 26, 2026 10:30 PM (2F0/Y)

73 Just did a search for "novelty Toilet paper" and hundreds of results showed up. And, on the side of the page is the option to "refine your results." One of the filters is: "new" or "used".

I didn't refine my search.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 10:32 PM (dIske)

74 Jaye P. Morgan was a very accomplished singer and did a good bit of acting. I liked her. She even appeared on The Muppet Show.

Posted by: Mary Margaret Morgan at August 26, 2026 10:32 PM (JM9I6)

75 What happened to TP in different colors? A feller could make sure his stuff matched the rest of his decore. Chicks dig that. The blue matched the blue throw rug, and the blue shitter.
Posted by: Common Tater
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It's just straight-up white (tp) supremacy

Posted by: 496 at August 26, 2026 10:32 PM (OgaPP)

76 Dolly Parton’s last recorded song was Son of Jolene with Belles. Turns out he was just as awful as his mother and ends noting he will never be a man because of it.

I am not a country fan, I do like Dolly, though. The song is clever, it’s not Jolene.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 I hesitate to go watch 9 to 5, because of my everlasting loathing of Hannoi Jane. Not sure I can do it.

Saw it years and years ago. Maybe that will count.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

78 >>I quoted it to the woman who wrecked my family.

You raised to fine young men. They are your family.

Maybe she removed the cancer.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)

79 >Vertigo on TCM.

What a stupid movie.

Posted by: Bulg
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what's wrong now

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt)

80 She even appeared on The Muppet Show.

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It was a long road from simple farm girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 10:35 PM (4Je4D)

81 Thank you for content Mr. TRex

Greetings from Ft. Smith, Arkansas. Continuing toward home tomorrow.

Dolly P is a loss. Kind of like when Charlie Shultz (Peanuts) passed. An irreplaceable part of what makes us 'us' is gone.

RIP Dear Lady.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 26, 2026 10:36 PM (oYkq9)

82
RIP Dolly (pbuh) indeed. She was truly a good ol' gal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 26, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

83 Rhinestone. Dolly and Stallone. Gotta find it on the DVD.

Totally forgot about it till just now.

Bet it's cheesy as hell, but, dang...gotta find it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 10:37 PM (0aYVJ)

84 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

85 Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 10:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

86 New Jersey Transit drowned one third of their
fleet during Superstorm Sandy. Parked their trains in their low-lying yard near Weehawken next to the Hudson. Dozens of other places to park their trains, high and dry. No one got in trouble for this and they got huge amounts of Fed money to buy all new train cars. Nice, right?

Posted by: Old News From Nova Caesarea at August 26, 2026 10:38 PM (JM9I6)

87 79 Vertigo has never made much sense to me.

Rear Window is a much better flick, IMHO.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:40 PM (77rzZ)

88 Best to (((nurse r)))

Most to you love❣️

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 26, 2026 10:40 PM (hJKeX)

89 That corny video is all malarkey AI, all you have to do is poke a hole in the ground and stick in a seed. Farmings for dummy's.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 10:40 PM (ogcfP)

90 Goodnight all.

Posted by: Joyenz at August 26, 2026 10:40 PM (2F0/Y)

91 Some gal once told me she saw her (Jaye P Morgan) at a porno wrap party. She walked around all night with nothing on but a t shirt reading "Slut"
Posted by: Bob crane

Not as an ignominious fall as Dolly Sharp (real name Helen Wood). She was a dancer and Broadway performer (including work in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes on Broadway, the Radio City Music Hall Ballet Corps, and the 1953 MGM musical Give a Girl a Break). She later appeared in a supporting role as Helen, in Deep Throat.

In DT, she asked a dude "Mind if I smoke while you eat?"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2026 10:40 PM (he2p7)

92 Good evening morons e grazie Dino

Thanks for that very touching memoriam.

May Dolly's memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 10:41 PM (RIvkX)

93 Jaye P. Morgan was a very accomplished singer and did a good bit of acting. I liked her. She even appeared on The Muppet Show.
Posted by: Mary Margaret Morgan at August 26, 2026 10:32 PM (JM9I6)

She also guest starred in an episode of the Odd Couple...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 26, 2026 10:41 PM (nbLIj)

94 G’night Joyenz!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)

95 27 Vertigo on TCM.

What a stupid movie.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:10 PM (77rzZ)

Awww Bulg. It's one of my faves. Especially the tree ring scene - before you know what's really going on. And the visuals of old San Francisco - what a beautiful city it once was.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 26, 2026 10:42 PM (oYkq9)

96 Evening, all!

The great job hunt continues. Should have an interview Friday with a company I applied to in June.... yeah, took them this long.

Still searching and applying because nothing's solid until they send that firm offer notice.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 10:42 PM (aJQbY)

97 79 >Vertigo on TCM.

What a stupid movie.

Posted by: Bulg
_______________________

Eh...it's supposed to be one of Hitchcock's best. Not to me. It seems very deliberatly slow to build. Frustratingly so. I like Stewart and Novak, however. Never had a fear of heights, so it's somewhat distracting.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 10:42 PM (dIske)

98 Dexy's Midnight Runners in pop-up video form for the big ONT finish
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No Irish.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

99 Sorry, I can already see confusion from how I phrased things. Just a first-round interview on Friday for a company. It would pay well... if it turns into an offer.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 10:43 PM (aJQbY)

100 They make all kind of novelty TP.

I have a novelty TP dispenser. It’s a music box but triggered by pulling toilet paper off. Unfortunately modern toilet paper is thinner than when this thing was built and the cardboard tubes are thinner, too. So the paper isn’t strong enough to wind the music box and the tube isn’t circular enough to let the music play when the springs tighten.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 26, 2026 10:44 PM (kYmoU)

101 Tonight needs Lowell. Cause I earned it.

https://tinyurl.com/yaxwmdbt

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

102 Remembering an American Icon: Dolly Parton (1946-2026)
Rick Beato
https://youtu.be/G8rPCa_7Yzg

I gather that Rick liked her.🥹

Posted by: mindful webworker - no one like her at August 26, 2026 10:45 PM (11R8D)

103 I guess I'll go ahead and say goodnight. Thanx DINO for all you do😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 26, 2026 10:45 PM (hJKeX)

104 Vertigo has never made much sense to me.

Rear Window is a much better flick, IMHO.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:40 PM (77rzZ)

Vertigo is just a cheap rip-off of "High Anxiety."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 26, 2026 10:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

105 Dolly Parton Presents Her Top Ten Pet Peeves on David Letterman

https://youtu.be/CvaeUINhjQo

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 10:48 PM (2Ez/1)

106 Trump is reportedly reinstituting naval prize courts.

https://tinyurl.com/3zftpzzs

Now if we can just get Letters of Marque....

A supertanker full of oil would make a tasty prize, to be sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 10:48 PM (IG3/x)

107 I brought some Charmin to the Soviet Union. Even the hotel had only very low grade paper.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)

108 In 1972 Jerry Garcia said Dolly was his "favorite girl singer." He had diverse tastes in music and really liked the British
band Pentangle, who the Dead met in England. Pigpen was also a fan of them. Jerry learned some acoustical guitar techniques from them and incorporated them into his playing. Pentangle opened for the Dead several times in the early 70s.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at August 26, 2026 10:50 PM (JM9I6)

109 97 Bell, Book, and Candle is the definitive Stewart/Novak pairing. Plus, it’s got Elsa Lanchester, Jack Lemmon, Hermione Gingold, Janice Rule, and, best of all…Ernie Kovacs,

Also, Floyd the Barber:

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

110 Rear Window is a much better flick, IMHO.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:40 PM (77rzZ)
______________________

I read recently that Rear Window isn't shown very much any more because certain type individuals whined about the Raymond Burr strangling a small dog. Another group of certain individuals complained that the movie makes Stewart (and the audience) voyeurs.

I loved that movie. I was a big Grace Kelly fan until I found out she was banging half of Hollywood.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 10:53 PM (dIske)

111 Dolly Parton Presents Her Top Ten Pet Peeves on David Letterman

https://youtu.be/CvaeUINhjQo
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 10:48 PM (2Ez/1)

So fun. She truly is an American icon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

112 I remember the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. Followed by the great egg shortage of 2022. Tough times.

Posted by: Case at August 26, 2026 10:54 PM (VrYHL)

113 110 Grace Kelly was probably the most beautiful slut in Hollywood.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)

114 Sevierville, TN rates a Buc-ees.

Just sayin’.

(And there is a huge one on the other side of Knoxville - Crossville I think is the name of the town? Correct me if wrong…I stopped at that one on a huge cross country drive from the TX Panhandle to DC and back in 2024)

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 26, 2026 10:57 PM (jPziU)

115 I read recently that Rear Window isn't shown very much any more because certain type individuals whined about the Raymond Burr strangling a small dog. Another group of certain individuals complained that the movie makes Stewart (and the audience) voyeurs.

I loved that movie. I was a big Grace Kelly fan until I found out she was banging half of Hollywood.
Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 10:53 PM


Like this:

https://youtu.be/D2lQ7SgkLiU

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 10:57 PM (2Ez/1)

116 A supertanker full of oil would make a tasty prize, to be sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Man and his crew could retire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 10:58 PM (ogcfP)

117 "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Always thought that was funny... until Th. night.

I fell and I couldn't get up! Spent the night on the floor, and the next 6 days in a hospital. Hurt my right knee, but nothing broken or torn.

I'll be getting in-home physical therapy for an unknown period of time.

Hospital: First time I ever had a young woman hold my junk to enable me urinate. I was humiliated and mortified the first time. But then the experience became as familiar and routine as tooth brushing. Both of us bored.

I spent a night on the floor because of an unlikely series of cascading events-- same way most disasters occur. I put two devices on chargers in the kitchen at the same time, 40 feet from my bed. One was a Life Alert-tyoe emergency fall alarm; the other was my cell phone-- while my son was out-of-town. So I was alone.

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 10:58 PM (LeW4B)

118 >>n 1972 Jerry Garcia said Dolly was his "favorite girl singer." He had diverse tastes in music and really liked the British
band Pentangle, who the Dead met in England. Pigpen was also a fan of them. Jerry learned some acoustical guitar techniques from them and incorporated them into his playing. Pentangle opened for the Dead several times in the early 70s.

No. Way.

One of my favorite interviews Jerry gave was when the interviewer tried to get him to trash the Monkeys. Jerry said something like the Monkeys have a huge fan base. Not what we play but a lot of people like their music.

Jerry was also a really nice person. Funny how that works.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 10:59 PM (viF8m)

119 Grace Kelly was probably the most beautiful slut in Hollywood.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)

Hey!

Posted by: Jaye P. at August 26, 2026 11:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

120 So. Sitting in the ER, waiting to see if they have to admit my old man who may or may not have had a heart attack a couple hours ago.

I finally got him to let me bring him into the ER to get checked out. Stubborn old fucker.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 11:01 PM (e7ski)

121 I lived a short (winding) drive from Gatlinburg/Sevierville. It was a not much before Dollywood. She made the are a weekend resort in a beautiful place for us in the southeast.
She was so daring and willing to take chances, I think that part of her exuberant outlook connected her with all Americans who embrace the future. We don't put on a Jimmy Carter cardigan when it gets cold, we frack and drill and put a log on the fire.
An American treasure. We have many.
Not to get misty, but AoC is one of them.

Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at August 26, 2026 11:01 PM (P5+26)

122 "So I'm kind of meticulously getting all of this soap off of my hands with toilet paper and literally going finger by finger, and crumpling it all up, trying to do it quickly - threw it in the toilet, flushed the toilet, went back to my seat,"

... okay, maybe I'm ignorant of New Jersey train bathrooms, but don't they provide water for you to rinse off the soap?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 11:02 PM (C0Nlv)

123 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 10:57 PM (2Ez/1)
__________________

Fart jokes never get old. Never.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 11:02 PM (dIske)

124 Fort Smith NHS >> Mr. Smith....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 26, 2026 11:02 PM (oYkq9)

125 Metro Transit Bathroom....I hope to never need to use one of those things. Ever.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 11:04 PM (e7ski)

126 Nurses are special people. They really are. I remember when my dad was dying in the hospital I had just walked out of his room down the hall and wasn’t feeling too great. I had a lot of pain in my face. This pretty nurse was walking towards me and took one look at me, and then she started crying, I mean instant waterworks. I laugh about it now, but I wondered if maybe she was new or something. I’m pretty sure I couldn’t do their job

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 11:05 PM (Y8TXp)

127 Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 10:58 PM (LeW4B)

A prayer for your speedy and complete recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)

128 I'm doing Research using my Oscar-Vault app and discovered John Williams did the score to Valley of The Dolls, which was nominated for an Academy Award in 1967.

The more you know.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)

129 Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 11:01 PM (e7ski)

The fact they are making you wait is probably good news.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

130 Cooling off, going down to 80 tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 11:08 PM (ogcfP)

131 I spent a night on the floor because of an unlikely series of cascading events-- same way most disasters occur. I put two devices on chargers in the kitchen at the same time, 40 feet from my bed. One was a Life Alert-tyoe emergency fall alarm; the other was my cell phone-- while my son was out-of-town. So I was alone.
Posted by: mnw


PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE

Spend time every fucking day getting down on the floor and then getting back up. Lay down on your back. On your stomach. On the stairs with your head downward. FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET UP.

Don’t make me go to your homes and kick your assses. If you can’t do it, or are afraid, talk to your doc about physical therapy or occupational therapy.

Do it.

Do it tomorrow morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:08 PM (yEz+x)

132 G’nigt, All,

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 11:09 PM (77rzZ)

133 (And there is a huge one on the other side of Knoxville - Crossville I think is the name of the town? Correct me if wrong…I stopped at that one on a huge cross country drive from the TX Panhandle to DC and back in 2024)
Posted by: Cow Demon

Yes, there is one in Crossville. Sevierville has one already. You mean we need another one there?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2026 11:10 PM (he2p7)

134 >>I finally got him to let me bring him into the ER to get checked out. Stubborn old fucker.

Your father is stubborn?

My best to him and you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 11:11 PM (viF8m)

135 25 Northern Issue, in 1935, began to advertise toilet paper that was "splinter free." Up until this point, it was common to have splinters in toilet roll, due to the production techniques used.

Ah, yes- the 1930's shame and guilt ads:
Hostess overhears guest's tot complaining "Mommy, their toilet paper is scratchy."
Hostess asks friend for advice- buys Northern.
Next visit tot says something about how nice the TP is now, absolving Hostess.

Posted by: sal at August 26, 2026 11:11 PM (f+FmA)

136 Stubborn old fucker.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 11:01 PM (e7ski)
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Parents always wait a few hours so they're sure the offspring who takes them gets no sleep that night. I think it's payback

Posted by: 496 at August 26, 2026 11:11 PM (hajF2)

137 Jerry was only 53 when he died. He looked like death warmed over. He really needed an intervention. Kick the smack, the coke, and lose a hundred pounds maybe, and he’d have been fine.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 11:12 PM (Y8TXp)

138 Some gal once told me she saw her at a porno wrap party. She walked around all night with nothing on but a t shirt reading "Slut"
Posted by: Bob crane at August 26, 2026 10:22 PM (OERWa)

And she lived to 94. Jaye lived the life she wanted to live.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 11:12 PM (88C+u)

139
The fact they are making you wait is probably good news.


Hopefully. He has had a few issues with his heart and strokes (post Covid Shot). Was hoping he was past those minor strokes that happened immediately after he was given the not-vax.

I don't think he is on immediate danger. But he just turned 79 a month or so ago...so, hard telling.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 11:12 PM (e7ski)

140 126

I have ENORMOUS admiration for people who empty bed pans.They're doing jobs Americans won't do-- except that they ARE Americans, at least at the hospital in subburban STL hospital where I was.

They're saving for retirement. They're increasing their SSA benefits. No SNAP for them, thanks anyway,

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 11:13 PM (LeW4B)

141 Why does cell service suck so badly in Silicon Valley?

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 11:14 PM (qogc6)

142 I cannot imagine a parent of Garrett’s being stubborn.

Peace be with you, garrett. Hope dad is a-ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:14 PM (yEz+x)

143
ARGENTINA

Grupo Vasser invests USD 4.5 million to bring the Kohler toilet brand to Argentina
[no word about toilet paper]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 11:14 PM (ogcfP)

144 Lay down on your back. On your stomach. On the stairs with your head downward. FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET UP.
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I sleep on my stomach on the floor. I do that one daily. Interesting idea on the stairs though. Have you really practiced that? Sounds difficult to say the least

Posted by: 496 at August 26, 2026 11:15 PM (pvZnA)

145 Why does cell service suck so badly in Silicon Valley?
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 11:14 PM (qogc6)

Silicon isn't a good conductor of electricity?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 26, 2026 11:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

146 125 Metro Transit Bathroom....I hope to never need to use one of those things. Ever.
Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 11:04 PM (e7ski)

---------

Pfft. Hold my Tsingtao.

Posted by: Any Public Restroom in Beijing at August 26, 2026 11:16 PM (6/7Fs)

147 Thanks Jack and Nurse.

I am gonna hop off as the popups on the cell are way harder to navigate than on my laptop.

Maybe check back in later if I have to kill more time?

Have a good night all.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 11:17 PM (e7ski)

148 Weren’t public pay toilets a thing once? Ya had to pay a quarter to use the crapper? Or at least to get the door open. What happened to those?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 11:20 PM (Y8TXp)

149 127

Thank you.

The experience was certainly a momento mori* for me.

*a reminder that life is short, basically.

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 11:20 PM (LeW4B)

150 Why does cell service suck so badly in Silicon Valley?
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 11:14 PM (qogc6)

I would guess the density of rich people who don't want cell phone towers cluttering up their neighborhood.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 26, 2026 11:20 PM (WGGwz)

151 If you can get up after a simulated fall headfirst down stairs, you have the strength and coordination to get off the floor. Put yourself in an uncomfortable circumstance and practice how to get out of it. Use different muscle groups. Think movements through.

But. You need to be able to get up off the floor.

You can do it. Even with a fractured hip.

Don’t make me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:21 PM (yEz+x)

152 *waves goodnight*

Long day of travel, I'm tired. Everyone have an awesome evening.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 11:22 PM (qogc6)

153 Prayers for everyone who needs them. Y'all take care...

Posted by: sal at August 26, 2026 11:22 PM (f+FmA)

154 The Department of Justice reported this Wednesday that it seized internet domains used by "QTFY," Chairman Xi's toy, and subsidiary of the Nanjing Xinjiuwei Network Technology Company based in Chyna. They were caught hacking U.S. government agencies: NASA, the Federal Reserve, the Senate, and others. The two platforms were called "QScan" and "QTRouter".

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 11:23 PM (ogcfP)

155 Howdy, horde!

Nice tribute to Dolly, TRex.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 11:26 PM (rdVOm)

156 The Department of Justice reported this Wednesday that it seized internet domains used by "QTFY,"

The two platforms were called "QScan" and "QTRouter".
Posted by: Braenyard


QTCutieRouter will be rebranded as a pr0n site.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)

157 Dunno if anyone mentioned it but actor Tim Curry passed away.

Made us and our pups LOL several times.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 11:28 PM (C6GAH)

158 People don't always get up from a fall. I knew a fellow named Gary Burgett, who co-owned the Mason & Hamlin Piano Company. His brother ran the factory in MA, Gary ran the tech end in SF area. He had become very wealthy from inventing the PianoDisc function that so many pianos come with. Started with cassette in the 70s, moved to CD, then digital.
Alone in his big house, he fell down the grand staircase and didn't get up. Found there next day. He was a very nice guy, despite being a genius. He was the best piano player I ever heard.

Posted by: RIP 2015 at August 26, 2026 11:28 PM (JM9I6)

159 Soooo before posting my Beato link (#102), I did a quick search for "Beato" and found no hits. Wrote my comment, but realized I hadn't refreshed in a while. Yeah, sure enough, Puddleglum (#21) had already mentioned it.

Okay, yeah, but I left a link to the video. Nyah.😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - Keeping up with the blog is haaaard at August 26, 2026 11:31 PM (11R8D)

160 Evening, TRex, and ONT Horde. Back home. I tried to post a greeting on my phone from the Elnora Hotel, where I went for Wing Nite, but I could not figure out how to dismiss the on-screen keyboard to hit the "post" button. But the phone works, and the Vanadium browser that came with the Graphene OS apparently has the necessary moxie to quell the dread AOSHQ popup ads, for I saw nary a one.

Observations? If I'm going to browse on the phone, I will need some strong reading glasses, and fingers like a mouse proctologist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 11:31 PM (1z8ji)

161 Gary was 65 when he died.

Posted by: Addendum at August 26, 2026 11:32 PM (JM9I6)

162 When XH & I were in Japan, the base theater showed Best Little Whorehouse In Texas every weekend for about 6 months.. it was a small base, then.

Teevee (the ONE english language broadcast) courtesy of AFRTS, Far East Network, had movies but only alternated between "John Wayne week" and "Clint Eastwood week" LOL. Game shows were always reruns, and soaps were many months behind.

That was where/when I stopped watching teevee and lost interest in movies, generally.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

163 I heard a blurb on the news that Euro's are saying F*ck the government and are turning on their air conditioning. Made me laugh.

Posted by: Case at August 26, 2026 11:33 PM (VrYHL)

164 Repeated from previous thread -
X cancel has shutdown because of threat from X.
Posted by: buddhaha


Repeated from previous thread -
How to view Ace's X links without joining X, even though X has killed xcancel/nitter:

https://twitterwebviewer.com

Now you have to copy the link and paste it into the twitterwebviewer page, so, a couple of extra steps.

But it works.

For now.....

Posted by: mindful webworker - Keeping up with the blog is haaaard at August 26, 2026 11:33 PM (11R8D)

165 AOP, get a stylus for "clicking" on tiny phone screen.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 11:35 PM (rdVOm)

166 I heard a blurb on the news that Euro's are saying F*ck the government and are turning on their air conditioning. Made me laugh.
Posted by: Case at August 26, 2026 11:33 PM (VrYHL)

It's for naught if, when the gov't comes to cut off their power, they don't beat them to a pulp.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 26, 2026 11:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

167 They make all kind of novelty TP. I still have a roll that has golf tips , golf trivia and golf jokes on it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 10:21 PM (KC5Lt)

I would buy koran ass-wipe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 11:36 PM (1z8ji)

168 The best piano player anyone has ever heard was Nicky Hopkins.

If you fall, get on all fours. Then put your strongest leg under you. Then the other. Now use those strong muscles in your thighs and stand up. You can do it.

Under no circumstances do you ever give up. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)

169 151 nurse

I can't now, but that is the major goal the physical therapist & I will be aiming toward.

I have multiple problems-- severe arthritis, which showed on the x-rays; terrible stenosis (lower back pain); loss of muscle mass.

So this is going to be a project. I intend to get my regular shower modified into a walk-in shower. (I used to laugh at those ads too.) I intend to put in ramps, to help get over steps I have to climb to enter the house.

For years I've been saying that I'll put up with physical disabilities, as long as i don't have mental ones. Too glib. I may have tempted fate.

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 11:38 PM (LeW4B)

170 OrangeENT

I saw your Odder post yesterday. Super sweet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:39 PM (eFajJ)

171 I heard a blurb on the news that Euro's are saying F*ck the government and are turning on their air conditioning. Made me laugh.
Posted by: Case

Awesome! Good for them.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 11:39 PM (rdVOm)

172 Under no circumstances do you ever give up. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw

Correct.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:41 PM (eFajJ)

173 I much prefer Willy Nelson's version of "Will the Circle Be Unbroken?" to the many other versions I've heard, including the one above.

Willy's "The Troublemaker" album is all hymns & Gospel songs, & it's amazing!

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 11:46 PM (LeW4B)

174 Observations? If I'm going to browse on the phone, I will need some strong reading glasses, and fingers like a mouse proctologist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I saw Mouse Proctologist open for Nano at some forgotten little hole-in-the-wall in 2013.

https://youtu.be/n56SFvzmiYA

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 11:46 PM (VHUov)

175 Why does cell service suck so badly in Silicon Valley?
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 11:14 PM (qogc6)

Because all the tards who live there are using the bandwidth to play video games on their phones?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 11:47 PM (1z8ji)

176 Weren’t public pay toilets a thing once? Ya had to pay a quarter to use the crapper? Or at least to get the door open. What happened to those?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 11:20 PM (Y8TXp)

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Paid a nickel, only farted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji)

177 Wood fiber TP is still better than what it replaced: corn cobs.

Speaking of TP, I heard Hassan Piker say in a speech before a large, happy crowd: "I wipe my ass with their Constitution!"

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 11:52 PM (LeW4B)

178 I much prefer Willy Nelson's version of "Will the Circle Be Unbroken?" to the many other versions I've heard, including the one above.

Willy's "The Troublemaker" album is all hymns & Gospel songs, & it's amazing!
Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 11:46 PM (LeW4B)

Asleep At The Wheel did a great cover of that song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 11:52 PM (1z8ji)

179 Weren’t public pay toilets a thing once? Ya had to pay a quarter to use the crapper? Or at least to get the door open. What happened to those?
Posted by: Common Tater


Who carries change anymore?

Business opportunity: pay toilets for modern credit cards. Tap To Crap! (R)

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

180 Just an odd thought that occurred to me:

I had long sat with disquiet about bacchic women or the feeling that women would, in their insatiable fervor/desire for Dionysius tear him apart.

I grew up with women as homemakers and often the force that held things together as males got over their rebellious youths. So, I couldn't see the ancient force of women out of control that another culture might have seen.

I see the AWFLs and the women who "Stand with Lindsey", and I get it now.

I can see what the ancients wanted to tell us about the destructive force of women running wild.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 11:53 PM (ikSmX)

181 OrangeENT

I saw your Odder post yesterday. Super sweet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:39 PM (eFajJ)

Good. Posted the day before, but I guess you left before seeing it. Nice book for those future grands.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 26, 2026 11:54 PM (1Ff7Z)

182 Here I sit, broken hearted.
Paid a nickel, only farted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Some men come to sit and think,
Others come to shit and stink.
But I just come to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.

Posted by: Turlet Humor at August 26, 2026 11:54 PM (JM9I6)

183 Who carries change anymore?

Business opportunity: pay toilets for modern credit cards. Tap To Crap! (R)
Posted by: mikeski
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HUSH YOUR MOUTH!

Don't give 'em any ideas....

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)

184 HUSH YOUR MOUTH!

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)
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He's only talking about Shaft!

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 11:56 PM (ikSmX)

185 Bers, what would Powerslave have sounded like with Burr? That's my favorite Maiden album and 2MTM, besides being my favorite Maiden song, contains one of my favorite intro drum parts.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 26, 2026 11:57 PM (Fv808)

186 Huh. I guess it was in part because:

“Activists argued that pay toilets were unfair. Men could use wall urinals for free, but women had to pay to use a stall”

C’mon Ladies! You can do it.


Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 11:58 PM (Y8TXp)

187 Business opportunity: pay toilets for modern credit cards. Tap To Crap! (R)
Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

Or install the Shitbit app on your phone!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 11:58 PM (1z8ji)

188 Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:58 PM (Ecfcx)

189 Do it.

Do it tomorrow morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:08 PM (yEz+x)

I did it. Last Thursday. My foot slipped on the bottom stair coming out of the camper. Went over the edge of the stair, backward, smacked my ass on the ground and my head on the wheel hub. Cut a 2" long gash in the back of my head, which bled like an SOB.

When the EMTs showed up (DH freaked and called), they asked if I lost consciousness. DH informed them that I swore a blue streak the entire time, so, no.

I got up. I put the washcloth on my head cut. I cursed some more. They still took me in the ambulance to the ER, where I got 5 staples.

Now the damned things are itchy, but I need to get them out on Friday.

So, yeah. Curse if it helps, and I think it does.

But get off yer ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:00 AM (ybv6C)

190 Piper’s gonna make her customers work out continuously from 9 to 5.

I’d stay far away from her studio.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)

Will she be wearing a Dolly boob top? Might be worth it...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 12:01 AM (qx7Zg)

191 Anything new on the Nancy Guthrie front?

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at August 27, 2026 12:01 AM (JM9I6)

192 The line for the final "i" extends to the top of the stall:

Scotty, don't beam me up yet, I'm taking a shi

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 12:01 AM (VHUov)

193 Now it is said there are far fewer public restrooms available, due to the end of pay toilets. They could have just starting charging guys to piss?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 12:01 AM (Y8TXp)

194 I can see what the ancients wanted to tell us about the destructive force of women running wild.
Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 11:53 PM (ikSmX)

There is a good reason Grandpa kept a horsewhip hanging on the bedroom wall.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:02 AM (ybv6C)

195 Here's a good Dolly song. Her seeking is done for now.

https://youtu.be/QWkKZ8j5DlM

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 12:02 AM (qx7Zg)

196 Dolly was a wonderful person. She was one of those stars where I thought she'd never die. I was pretty sure she'd outlive me. Sorry about that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 27, 2026 12:04 AM (CHHv1)

197 Under no circumstances do you ever give up. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw

Correct.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:41 PM (eFajJ)

You know, that getting up thing might be a fun, and worthwhile, activity at a MoMee. Put some mats down on the grass, and have those present who want to learn the get-up tricks simulate a fall and a recovery from it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:04 AM (1z8ji)

198 For years I've been saying that I'll put up with physical disabilities, as long as i don't have mental ones. Too glib. I may have tempted fate.
Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 11:38 PM (LeW4B)

Just means you have lived life. So, go on living it. Get after this. You can fix most of it, and the rest doesn't matter.

My dad took up mountain running when he was 72 years old, on a dare by one of his friends. He was out of shape and fat. By the time he was 80, he held the record for his age group on Mt. Marathon (look it up). Just do it, already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:05 AM (ybv6C)

199 How to view Ace's X links without joining X, even though X has killed xcancel/nitter:

https://twitterwebviewer.com

Now you have to copy the link and paste it into the twitterwebviewer page, so, a couple of extra steps.

But it works.

For now.....

Posted by: mindful webworker - Keeping up with the blog is haaaard at August 26, 2026 11:33 PM (11R8D)
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Made my day. Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 12:07 AM (ogcfP)

200 There sure are some neat rabbit holes, before Dolly, there was Pretty Miss Norma Jean on the Porter Wagoner show.

Live TV was a big deal in the 60s, one thing you can tell, everybody is supposed to smile. All the time. Smile! Sometimes you can hear the producer yelling “Smile!” and, they do. How do you fake a smile? I was never too good at that. But they got that perma-grin plastered on their face the whole tune

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 12:07 AM (Y8TXp)

201 Someone needs to do an engineering study of how Dolly kept those boobies up where they were. It must be some kind of remarkable feat. I have enough trouble with mine, but she wore some very revealing outfits, so....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:08 AM (ybv6C)

202 Speaking of TP, I heard Hassan Piker say in a speech before a large, happy crowd: "I wipe my ass with their Constitution!"
Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2026 11:52 PM (LeW4B)

All the revolutionaries try to sound tough as long as they are protected by the System they hate so much. If there is no Constitution there are only two alternatives. Either it's Mad Max, and Piker would be livestock at that point and he knows it. That leaves only Kings. Piker sees himself fit to rule over us because he's just better than us. I'd also be willing to bet he doesn't want let insignificant things like lost elections and other peoples' rights get in the way of his righteous and wise rule. Because he's better than us.

His arrogance makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 27, 2026 12:09 AM (r7+Q7)

203 I do not like Wednesdays

Used to love'em, now not so much.

There is a reason Darleen and Charleen sign up for the 8 PM shift at the Waffle Hut on Wednesdays. They wore out by then too.

Marleen is out cooling off in the inflatable pool, even thought the water temp is the same as the air and about the same humidity.

At this point not just my back, but every muscle and sinew feels abused. Been worse and worse since shortly after 6 AM. 6:27 to be specific (Wednesdays is payday at the Hut).

And now here comes Marleen again, all wet and acquisitive looking.

Sorry honey, It is now Thursday

Posted by: Miklos has come to hate Hump Days at August 27, 2026 12:09 AM (4RYRd)

204 You know, that getting up thing might be a fun, and worthwhile, activity at a MoMee. Put some mats down on the grass, and have those present who want to learn the get-up tricks simulate a fall and a recovery from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:04 AM (1z8ji)

Before or after we eat? Because after it might get tricky.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:10 AM (ybv6C)

205 good Dolly song
_-_
Yes, it is.

I think my favorite ever performance of hers is when she did Don Fransisco's "He's Alive!" at some awards show(along with a choir at the end):
youtube.com/watch?v=1DQfthEHVc4

Nice to hear a song treated so well.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 12:10 AM (0Rh+h)

206 How do you fake a smile? I was never too good at that. But they got that perma-grin plastered on their face the whole tune
Posted by: Common Tater


"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made."

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 12:10 AM (VHUov)

207 The audience was cool to Dolly at the time she took over for Miss Norma Jean, because Norma Jean was so beloved. That might have lasted until the second show. Dolly won them over, big time.

Posted by: Speck Rhodes at August 27, 2026 12:11 AM (JM9I6)

208 Someone needs to do an engineering study of how Dolly kept those boobies up where they were. It must be some kind of remarkable feat. I have enough trouble with mine, but she wore some very revealing outfits, so....
Posted by: tcn in AK

maybe she hired Lene Lovitch's hair stylist

Posted by: Miklos on break at August 27, 2026 12:11 AM (4RYRd)

209 How many people misread the heading about the ring getting returned?

I didn't think about a wedding ring, but a Ring camera that was flushed down a toilet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 12:11 AM (qx7Zg)

210 Posted by: Turlet Humor at August 26, 2026 11:54 PM (JM9I
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I saw this on a bathroom wall as a lad in the 70's: "If black is beautiful, I just laid a masterpiece"

It's very wrong, but it stuck with me all these years

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2026 12:12 AM (gEnkT)

211 Here I sit, broken hearted-.
Paid a nickel, only farted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Always heard it as "paid my dime." Is that inflation, or the US-Canadian exchange rate?

Although I'd read about them (including the aforementioned graffitum), I had never encountered pay toilets — didn't seem to exist in our neck of the woods — until the road trip Dad, my older brother, and I took to the NY World's Fair in '64. Somewhere along the road "back east," I went into a restroom and there was a long, long row of pay toilets. I'd read that there was usually a free one at the far end, and sure enough there was, maintained about as poorly as you'd expect. Yuck. Didn't use it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tales of ancient history at August 27, 2026 12:13 AM (11R8D)

212 learn the get-up tricks simulate a fall and a recovery from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If you answer the call when the ladies hit the button because they have fallen and can't get up

Posted by: Miklos thinks Moron Ladies are more like Weebles at August 27, 2026 12:14 AM (4RYRd)

213 Someone needs to do an engineering study of how Dolly kept those boobies up where they were. It must be some kind of remarkable feat. I have enough trouble with mine, but she wore some very revealing outfits, so....
Posted by: tcn in AK


It was a matter of balancing out the forces acting on them. She spent 12 hours a day standing on her head.

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov)

214 Anything new on the Nancy Guthrie front?
Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at August 27, 2026 12:01 AM (JM9I6)

Nothing new on the Marizela Perez front either. By the way, Michelle Malkin in posting on YouTube again.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2026 12:15 AM (1Ff7Z)

215 Soda Purchases Slumped 13% After SNAP Sugary Drink Restrictions
_ZH
--

How are they going to supplement the sugar?
Lose weight?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 12:16 AM (ogcfP)

216 Watching a recorded Guttfeld.

Greg laments, as I did immediately, that we didn't get the circular definition of a "Woman" is "Somebody who identifies as a woman" until seeing this Brit demonstrate the circularity of by asking a prog drone:

"What is a woman?"

Drone: "A woman is somebody who identifies as a woman."

"And what is that?"

What is that thing they think they are? Merely anybody identifying as that label?

Then why would you have you penis removed, if nobody knows whether that majority has penises or not? Why would you get tits?

So clear when somebody who saw it sooner, demonstrates the circularity. I wish I had seen it sooner.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 12:16 AM (ikSmX)

217 Someone needs to do an engineering study of how Dolly kept those boobies up where they were. It must be some kind of remarkable feat. I have enough trouble with mine, but she wore some very revealing outfits, so....
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:08 AM (ybv6C)

Helium.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2026 12:17 AM (1Ff7Z)

218 In Communist Peoples' Republics, all public toilets were pay toilets.

With Real Actual Workers' Paradise workers to collect the damn moneys

Posted by: Miklos' life, upon reflection, has improved at August 27, 2026 12:17 AM (4RYRd)

219 AND nobody else could pull off singing "Love is Like a Butterfly" convincingly like she did

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 12:18 AM (0Rh+h)

220 So clear when somebody who saw it sooner, demonstrates the circularity. I wish I had seen it sooner.
Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 12:16 AM (ikSmX)

It's pretty easy, all things considered. You want to be a woman? Pull a basketball through your left nostril and get back to me when you have. Until then, your penis tells me you are a man, whether you like it or not.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:18 AM (ybv6C)

221 In Communist Peoples' Republics, all public toilets were pay toilets.

With Real Actual Workers' Paradise workers to collect the damn moneys
Posted by: Miklos' life, upon reflection, has improved at August 27, 2026 12:17 AM (4RYRd)

Toilet users should demand royalties from Glorious People's Fertilizer Factory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:19 AM (1z8ji)

222
I remember all the Dolly big boob jokes back in the days of my yute. Why is her waist so small? Because things don't grow well in the shade. Etc, etc, etc.

And as she said, it takes a lot of money to look that cheap. I'm sure the boob maintenance was a big part of that bill.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 12:20 AM (w6EFb)

223 And as she said, it takes a lot of money to look that cheap. I'm sure the boob maintenance was a big part of that bill.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 12:20 AM (w6EFb)
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She got a reduction.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 12:20 AM (ikSmX)

224 How in hell could any man have the slightest idea what it is to be a woman? I feel like it? How would you know?

I can't for one minute understand, in a deep sense, what being a man would be like. I simply cannot. It is not within my ability to do so.

So, no, men, you do not "feel like" a woman, and you never will.

Now, fuck off to fuck off mountain and leave the kids alone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:21 AM (ybv6C)

225 She got a reduction.
Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 12:20 AM (ikSmX)

Did she? I don't think so, looking at the photos.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:22 AM (ybv6C)

226 CIA's Office of General Counsel is seeking talented & ambitious individuals to join our team as Honors Attorneys for Fall 2027. You'll work on high-stakes matters that advance national security.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 12:22 AM (ogcfP)

227
Her big hair days of the '70s reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy's joke about if your wife's hair has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 12:22 AM (w6EFb)

228 how Dolly kept those boobies up

I seem to recall reading that she admitted to eventually having "some work done" to firm things up. Fortunately, not reduction.

Posted by: mindful webworker - show me on Dolly where the creep touched you at August 27, 2026 12:22 AM (11R8D)

229 Now, fuck off to fuck off mountain and leave the kids alone.
_-_
Hear, hear!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 12:24 AM (0Rh+h)

230 Toilet users should demand royalties from Glorious People's Fertilizer Factory.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The toilet paper was gray/brown recycled Socialist Workers Party newspapers.

About like a finer grade of sandpaper, but you could always spot letters in it, sometimes whole words, sometimes the names of Party Leaders.

Posted by: And Miklos and all laughed and showed those around at August 27, 2026 12:24 AM (4RYRd)

231 She got a reduction.
Posted by: Axeman


I might have been mistaken.👀

Posted by: mindful webworker - I thought I was wronIt happened once, wheng. at August 27, 2026 12:24 AM (11R8D)

232 In addition to warnings about NATO, Ratcliffe urged the Kremlin to reduce its military and financial support for Iran.
_Yahoo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 12:25 AM (ogcfP)

233 I hope Dolly is now on Greeting Duty at St. Peter's Gate.

No better welcoming hug for a man who has gone to his Reward

Posted by: Miklos may have something to look forward to at August 27, 2026 12:27 AM (4RYRd)

234 tcn - Sorry to hear about the fall/injury. It is such events that sometimes have much more dire consequences.

At any rate, when the time comes to have the staples removed, keep them. Also, as the small staple remover is often discarded, ask for that also. Makes for nice show and tell. Ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 12:29 AM (XeU6L)

235 How in hell could any man have the slightest idea what it is to be a woman? I feel like it? How would you know?

I can't for one minute understand, in a deep sense, what being a man would be like. I simply cannot. It is not within my ability to do so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:21 AM (ybv6C)
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That's always been my objection as well.

I'm white and apparently, I can't know what it is to be black.

We're talking about a distinction that is a variation within the species ("sub species"), not a difference one of the main trunks of the taxonomic tree.

How can naturalists except the idea that race is not reconcilable but a fundamental bi-furcation that spans Kingdoms, is?

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 12:30 AM (ikSmX)

236 how Dolly kept those boobies up




Matters of physics and orbital geometry I leave to Publius.

Posted by: Miklos may trust ONE expert at August 27, 2026 12:30 AM (4RYRd)

237 I hope Dolly is now on Greeting Duty at St. Peter's Gate.
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Working nine to five?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 12:30 AM (XeU6L)

238 Toilet users...
_-_
Reminds me of my university days when tending to business in a stall and seeing a glass of water (from the dorm cafeteria) being set on the floor in the stall next to me and a brown finger coming down and swishing in it, turning the water a very murky brown. I never saw those dorm cafeteria glasses the same thereafter.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 12:31 AM (0Rh+h)

239 Dolly had such a great sense of humor, and the ability to laugh even at herself.

Remember that line from First Wive's Club (referring to the character Dolly played):

"She's a quilt!"

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)

240 Working nine to five?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

The pay ain't much, but the benefits are Divine

Posted by: So they tell Miklos at August 27, 2026 12:33 AM (4RYRd)

241 how Dolly kept those boobies up




Matters of physics and orbital geometry I leave to Publius.
Posted by: Miklos may trust ONE expert at August 27, 2026 12:30 AM (4RYRd)

Ciampino might have had a good explanation as well. It's too bad we won't hear it.

Ok, that's it. Nobody dies for the rest of Trump's presidency!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 12:34 AM (qx7Zg)

242 >>You know, that getting up thing might be a fun, and worthwhile, activity at a MoMee. Put some mats down on the grass, and have those present who want to learn the get-up tricks simulate a fall and a recovery from it.

It's super easy.

We all did stuff when we were young and dumb and bounced up. I don't bounce that much anymore. PT guy showed me how and it is embarrassingly easy. And it works.

If you are 29, don't fall. But if you do learn how to get up. You have stuff to do.


Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 12:34 AM (viF8m)

243 Is it evil of me, to wish *all the joys* of endometriosis on dudes what wear (fake) womanhood as a costume?

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 12:36 AM (rdVOm)

244 Ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Pics of your Christmas Tree decorations or it didn't happen

Posted by: They were commie staples, Lee, and I'm glad I took 'em out at August 27, 2026 12:36 AM (4RYRd)

245 Reminds me of my university days when tending to business in a stall and seeing a glass of water (from the dorm cafeteria) being set on the floor in the stall next to me and a brown finger coming down and swishing in it, turning the water a very murky brown. I never saw those dorm cafeteria glasses the same thereafter.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 12:31 AM (0Rh+h)

Had to be a musloid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:36 AM (1z8ji)

246 >> Matters of physics and orbital geometry I leave to Publius.

A relevant eclipse photo (somewhat NSFW silhouette):
https://t.ly/7AThm


Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 12:36 AM (w6EFb)

247 musloid
_-_
'twas.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 12:36 AM (0Rh+h)

248 We all did stuff when we were young and dumb and bounced up. I don't bounce that much anymore. PT guy showed me how and it is embarrassingly easy. And it works.

If you are 29, don't fall. But if you do learn how to get up. You have stuff to do.


Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 12:34 AM (viF8m)

I tried that method you told us about a week or two ago. It works. I'm down on the ground, or floor, a lot, doing what I do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:38 AM (1z8ji)

249 But years of reflection and observation has taught me how it is that naturalists can reconcile ignoring divisions and levels of the taxonomic tree, and that is this: atheists tend to be lazy thinkers.

Once they are unburdened of God, not another thing has to be critically examined.

I am distinctly not saying that not believing in God is lazy thinking. I'm just saying that the stress of considering God into your thinking--the weight of God--is relieved and that's mainly all the "thinking" required. "Is that stress necessary."

And even as a Christian, I can't say that it could be defined as such.

I just think we've seen the returns of "weightless" thinking.

It's what Marxism and Critical Theory ARE. It's what's Owen's original "socialism" WAS. It's Rousseau, and the Jacobins before all that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 12:39 AM (ikSmX)

250 *all the joys* of endometriosis
_-_
dysmenorrhea

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 12:39 AM (JToxl)

251 A relevant eclipse photo (somewhat NSFW silhouette):
https://t.ly/7AThm


Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

*goes to get a glass of milk*

Posted by: Lunar Miklos at August 27, 2026 12:39 AM (4RYRd)

252 Another robot race.

https://tinyurl.com/3z58tsxk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 12:40 AM (ogcfP)

253 It's what's Owen's original "socialism" WAS.
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The 'New Harmony'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 12:41 AM (XeU6L)

254 Dolly told a story about secretly entering a Dolly Parton lookalike contest. They found the largest wig she had, slathered on the makeup in over the top fashion, and really amped everything up. She came in last, which she thought was great.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 12:41 AM (Y8TXp)

255 *all the joys* of endometriosis
_-_
dysmenorrhea
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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That's ONE of them!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)

256 Is it evil of me, to wish *all the joys* of endometriosis on dudes what wear (fake) womanhood as a costume?

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 12:36 AM (rdVOm)
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I've read that they are getting their just desserts, because Estrogen is carcinogenic to males.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 12:42 AM (ikSmX)

257 >>I tried that method you told us about a week or two ago. It works. I'm down on the ground, or floor, a lot, doing what I do.

You're now in charge of the course at Ben Had's party.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 12:43 AM (viF8m)

258 I like to do that kind of fall like Gene Wilder did when he came out of the front door of the factory and slowly fell and quickly rolled back up...hurts more than it used to....waaay over 29.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 12:43 AM (JToxl)

259 I've read that they are getting their just desserts, because Estrogen is carcinogenic to males.
Posted by: Axeman

Really. Huh. Ok, I'll settle for that!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)

260 It's what's Owen's original "socialism" WAS.
------

The 'New Harmony'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Guess who ended up broke

Posted by: Miklos chooses both of the above at August 27, 2026 12:44 AM (4RYRd)

261 The 'New Harmony'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 12:41 AM (XeU6L)

And the same Old Discord between those who don't want to work, and those who don't want to feed them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:44 AM (1z8ji)

262 I tried that method you told us about a week or two ago. It works. I'm down on the ground, or floor, a lot, doing what I do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:38 AM (1z8ji)


I spent part of the afternoon wriggling around using my shoulderblades and shoulders in a parking lot while undoing the 10mm screws holding the splash cowling under the engine compartment of a friend's minivan, after his wife over ran a parking barrier curb and pulled it half off.

That was fun. I felt like the loser in the Limbo contest.

I am going to start carrying a ratchet set in the car as part of my breakdown kit.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2026 12:45 AM (rbvCR)

263 That's ONE of them!
Posted by: JQ

calm down

Posted by: Miklos ducks after placing Special Mid-Week Shots platter on counter at August 27, 2026 12:45 AM (4RYRd)

264 I thought there was some experiment up in Oneida, NY, with some connection with the tableware/silverware people.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2026 12:46 AM (Y8TXp)

265 Several years back, I was going up a brick staircase to the back door at Mom's house, carrying a basket of laundry. Stairs I'd climbed hundreds of times. Near the top of the six stairs, one foot slipped.

It's amazing how fast the mind can run at times. I contemplated falling on the basket somehow, but couldn't maneuver it in time, so I dropped it on the landing. I remember being in mid-air and realizing there was absolutely nothing I could do to catch myself or alter my trajectory. I chose trying to relax and landing as flat on my back as I could. That sorta worked.

When my skull hit, there was an evil-sounding crackle, but fortunately it was some soft-edged rock around the shrubbery, which gave way rather than cracking my skull. The brick scraping down my leg hurt but was pretty superficial and healed up soon.

As I lay there looking up at the night sky, I realized Mom was abed at the other end of the house, and MiladyJo was in the kitchen, out of earshot. I had no choice but to turn over, and crawl back up the stairs. Grateful to have got off relatively easy.

It was a lesson in being older, fer surely.

Falling, yes I am falling

https://youtu.be/m8LbJfC0SYM

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - flying to earth at August 27, 2026 12:47 AM (11R8D)

266 If I end up broke, homeless, and hungry there will be no one to blame but myself and the fukkin bigoted cheapskates on my TikTok and FansOnly accounts

Posted by: Miklos poses for his closeup at August 27, 2026 12:48 AM (4RYRd)

267 You really must hate yourself if you're a XY and you "feel like a woman", so you mangle your junk into a facsimile that does not function, and you shoot yourself up with an exogenous carcinogen every day of your life to "affirm" that.

As a Christian, who tries to attune myself to the Love of God and not the mere social condemnation of men, I truly feel sorry for that guy. I would like to help that guy. But help him through what defines this type of self-hate.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 12:49 AM (ikSmX)

268 I spent part of the afternoon wriggling around using my shoulderblades and shoulders in a parking lot while undoing the 10mm screws holding the splash cowling under the engine compartment of a friend's minivan, after his wife over ran a parking barrier curb and pulled it half off.

That was fun. I felt like the loser in the Limbo contest.

I am going to start carrying a ratchet set in the car as part of my breakdown kit.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2026 12:45 AM (rbvCR)

Heh. I was backing my #1 Suburban out of the driveway, turning around, actually, so I could drive out, and Thump! Came to jolting stop. What the Hell? Oh, damn! I just backed into the '88 Chevy pickup. Pull ahead a yard or two, get out and look, prepared for the worst. Zero damage! Front tire of the 'burb had hit the metal front bumper of the pickup; did not even leave a scuff mark. Woot!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:50 AM (1z8ji)

269 Matters of physics and orbital geometry I leave to Publius.
Posted by: Miklos may trust ONE expert at August 27, 2026 12:30 AM (4RYRd)

So, gravity is an issue.... and they apparently were big enough to generate their own....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:50 AM (ybv6C)

270 calm down
Posted by: Miklos ducks after placing Special Mid-Week Shots platter on counter
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Say WHA...t..?

Oooo, shots!

Thankee kindly, Mr. Miklos!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)

271 calm down
Posted by: Miklos ducks after placing Special Mid-Week Shots platter on counter at August 27, 2026 12:45 AM (4RYRd)

IT'S MAAM!!!! -- Dude in a dress.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 12:52 AM (ybv6C)

272 This is nice.

Goodnight morons.

https://tinyurl.com/3twtx8rb

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 12:52 AM (viF8m)

273 IT'S MAAM!!!! -- Dude in a dress.
Posted by: tcn in AK

nae, me lassie

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at August 27, 2026 12:54 AM (4RYRd)

274 calm down
Posted by: Miklos ducks after placing Special Mid-Week Shots platter on counter
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Say WHA...t..?

Oooo, shots!

Thankee kindly, Mr. Miklos!
Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)

AI dies the first time it tells a woman that she should calm down. Sarah Conner will look on in awe as she destroys it root and branch. Every AI data center in the world goes up in flames.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 12:54 AM (qx7Zg)

275
A little less that 24 hours from now, the partial lunar eclipse will be in full swing. Looking at the map, many of those on the West coast should see the eclipse right around moonrise, which will give a cool "blood moon rising" effect.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 12:55 AM (w6EFb)

276 A little less that 24 hours from now, the partial lunar eclipse will be in full swing. Looking at the map, many of those on the West coast should see the eclipse right around moonrise, which will give a cool "blood moon rising" effect.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 12:55 AM (w6EFb)

Moon is pretty close to full right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:57 AM (1z8ji)

277 TCN, being out in the woods like you are, you might consider getting a stapler and staple remover, and maybe get two or three so you have a spare to practice with. Maybe make your husband practice at least so his first try is not on your hide.

There are also other things to use instead of stitches, there is a zip closure, and a number of modern sticky bandages that act like butterfly closures.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2026 12:57 AM (rbvCR)

278 And the same Old Discord between those who don't want to work, and those who don't want to feed them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 27, 2026 12:58 AM (XeU6L)

279 My philosophy on philosophy is "don't count on it".
Because there is always something you leave out.
And too much thinking gives me a headache.

Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 12:58 AM (VrYHL)

280 'Shocking' study shows link between transgender ideology and left-wing violence
_NY Post

depend on the post to be in the forefront with new info

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 01:00 AM (ogcfP)

281
Moon is 99%, and 169 degrees of the 360 "synodic circle" (which is a bit more than 360 sidereal degrees, of course).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:02 AM (w6EFb)

282 The only time I haven’t been able to get off the floor was when I was doing some plumbing work in a second story bathroom, tried to pick up something heavy in an awkward position and pulled my quad muscle. It was a bad one - not only was it extremely painful, that leg suddenly froze up completely - I couldn’t move it all, and now I was laying on the floor trying to figure what to do with one leg that suddenly didn’t work at all.

Only made it downstairs with the help of a friend, ex football player, who let me drape my arm over his shoulder while he helped me hop down the. Stairs one legged.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 01:02 AM (o3ajz)

283
This lunation is the Sturgeon Moon. So tomorrow will be a partial Blood Sturgeon Moon.

This gets sort of ridiculous, but I get a kick out of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:04 AM (w6EFb)

284 277 TCN, being out in the woods like you are, you might consider getting a stapler and staple remover, and maybe get two or three so you have a spare to practice with. Maybe make your husband practice at least so his first try is not on your hide.

There are also other things to use instead of stitches, there is a zip closure, and a number of modern sticky bandages that act like butterfly closures.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2026 12:57 AM (rbvCR)

Yeah, I've got butterflies, but we aren't that far out in the woods. 15 minutes to a fully staffed Fire Station with EMTs. Half an hour to a fully staffed hospital. It seems like the boonies, but we considered that when we moved due to our ages and relative frailties.

In a pinch, we can helicopter to Anchorage in 15 minutes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 01:05 AM (ybv6C)

285 Will it be a partial partial lunar eclipse or a full partial lunar eclipse?

Posted by: Miklos is wary of deceptive marketing at August 27, 2026 01:08 AM (4RYRd)

286 285 Will it be a partial partial lunar eclipse or a full partial lunar eclipse?
Posted by: Miklos is wary of deceptive marketing at August 27, 2026 01:08 AM (4RYRd)

Honey, when I moon you, you will know it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 01:09 AM (ybv6C)

287
The instant of maximum eclipse will be 12:13 AM EDT, 04:13 Zulu, which will be about 5 minutes before the instant of syzygy, the exact instant of the full Moon, at 12:18AM EDT.

That will be just one hour before transit, or High Loon, here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:09 AM (w6EFb)

288 Honey, when I moon you, you will know it.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I still got my Special Glasses from the last Solar Eclipse

Posted by: Miklos dares you to light it at August 27, 2026 01:11 AM (4RYRd)

289 That will be just one hour before transit, or High Loon, here.
Posted by: publius
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Tell me this is not a misspelling, please.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 27, 2026 01:12 AM (XeU6L)

290 the instant of syzygy




I'm more of a zymurgist myself

Posted by: Miklos thinks Publius got that word from Mad magazine at August 27, 2026 01:12 AM (4RYRd)

291 But it is an excuse to buy a surgical stapler!

Pro-tip, if you buy surgical staplers, don't tell your niece the RN, because then you have to explain to her why you bought surgical staplers.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2026 01:13 AM (rbvCR)

292 Yeah, I've got butterflies, but we aren't that far out in the woods. 15 minutes to a fully staffed Fire Station with EMTs. Half an hour to a fully staffed hospital. It seems like the boonies, but we considered that when we moved due to our ages and relative frailties.
...
Posted by: tcn in AK
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So, you and hubs are the suburban population. Ha.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 01:15 AM (ogcfP)

293 I heard a blurb on the news that Euro's are saying F*ck the government and are turning on their air conditioning. Made me laugh.
Posted by: Case
- - - - --

Jokes on them. In another month they'll need to turn on their heat (early winter is coming)
Best to stock up on firewood NOW, Euros...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at August 27, 2026 01:16 AM (5YwJ7)

294 I'm more of a zymurgist myself
Posted by: Miklos
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I'll drink to that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 01:16 AM (XeU6L)

295
"Syzygy" comes from the Ancient Greek Homo talk. Root means "together" as in yoked together. You know what them homos was up to with that, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:17 AM (w6EFb)

296 My philosophy on philosophy is "don't count on it".
Because there is always something you leave out.
And too much thinking gives me a headache.

Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 12:58 AM (VrYHL)
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I have a fondness for the writing called "philosophy", or "Love of Wisdom". Because that is a history of analytics.

To "analyze" is to "take apart". But things do not exist in our world taken apart. Therefore, for my one method I have to shift between a type of holism and analytics, but never trusting too much in the reduction of analysis.

All my reading of philosophy is putting writing through a filter of "How would this be true to me? In what sense can I verify the chain of rationale given?" or at least "In what sense would I integrate these principles into my way of seeing the world?"

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 01:17 AM (ikSmX)

297 "Syzygy" comes from the Ancient Greek Homo talk. Root means "together" as in yoked together. You know what them homos was up to with that, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:17 AM (w6EFb)
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Sounds more like what they did on the Isle of Lesbos.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 01:18 AM (ikSmX)

298 because then you have to explain to her why you bought surgical staplers.
Posted by: Kindltot

It was like this, Doc

Posted by: Guy with a story in the ER at August 27, 2026 01:23 AM (4RYRd)

299 I'll drink to that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

Come up and see my hydrometer sometime

Posted by: Home Brewer Pickup Lines at August 27, 2026 01:25 AM (4RYRd)

300 >> Tell me this is not a misspelling, please.

Seriously, the proper term would be "lunar noon", but that can be a bit ambiguous, sort of implying solar noon on the Moon. A related notion would be the "synodic lunar day", which is really ambiguous, but this would be the average time between transits of the Moon. Like a solar day, but using the Moon rather than the sun. And that period is just a smidge under 25 hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

301 Also-

I am in favor of AI datacenters if that kills all the fire ants

Posted by: Miklos with red swollen splotchcy foot at August 27, 2026 01:29 AM (4RYRd)

302
Ah, a term used for that is "tidal day", which removes the ambiguity and is quite functional, as the daily tide cycle syncs with that.

24 hrs and 50 minutes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:30 AM (w6EFb)

303 Ah, a term used for that is "tidal day", which removes the ambiguity and is quite functional, as the daily tide cycle syncs with that.

24 hrs and 50 minutes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

All girls who had girl roommates in kollidge know all about that stuff

Posted by: as did observant male Miklos at August 27, 2026 01:35 AM (4RYRd)

304 Why does a point on the earth get a high tide when it's farthest away from the moon?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 01:43 AM (ogcfP)

305 Is now testing new hi-speed Wifi connections

Posted by: Novdu is say hello at August 27, 2026 01:46 AM (4RYRd)

306 "Will the Circle Be Unbroken"

I prefer this version.

youtu.be/5eq1m2s3rzE

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 27, 2026 01:47 AM (sAmhv)

307 237 I hope Dolly is now on Greeting Duty at St. Peter's Gate.
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Working nine to five?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2026 12:30 AM (XeU6L)

I hereby propose that we make September 25th (9/25) National Dolly Parton Day!

Posted by: National Academy for National Day Designations at August 27, 2026 01:47 AM (R0XxO)

308 I hereby propose that we make September 25th (9/25) National Dolly Parton Day!
Posted by: National Academy for National Day Designations

BIGLY!

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at August 27, 2026 01:48 AM (4RYRd)

309 Why does a point on the earth get a high tide when it's farthest away from the moon?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 01:43 AM (ogcfP)

Because the center of mass of the Earth-Moon system is within the Earth, but on the side closer to the Moon. So gravity is a touch weaker on the side of the Earth away from the Moon. The Moon-side high tide is higher than the one away from the Moon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 01:50 AM (1z8ji)

310 >> Why does a point on the earth get a high tide when it's farthest away from the moon?

That gets a bit...complicated. It's due to the tidal field of the Moon (and Sun, too, but the Moon is the dominant effect). The tidal field is the *gradients* in the gravitational field, the difference between the acceleration or g-field over a distance of interest. The tidal field of the inverse square Netwonian field of a spherical mass goes as the inverse cube of the distance, and is stretching in the radial direction, but compressive in the tangential directions.

Imagine a plastic body immersed in the field. Relative to its own center of mass, it gets stretched a bit in the radial direction, and squashed in the other two directions.

This produces two "tidal bulges" along the radial center line. This is what causes the tides. As the earth spins under the Moon, those tidal bulges, aligned with the Moon, move across the surface.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:51 AM (w6EFb)

311 308 I hereby propose that we make September 25th (9/25) National Dolly Parton Day!
Posted by: National Academy for National Day Designations

BIGLY!
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at August 27, 2026 01:48 AM (4RYRd)

Yugely!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2026 01:52 AM (mP0Kj)

312 The Moon-side high tide is higher than the one away from the Moon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


All I know is, oyster harvesting from shore requires rakes, pickaxes, grub hoes, buckets and a low tide.

Posted by: The limit on public oyster beds is 2 bushels.person.day, so hire some layabouts to lay about at August 27, 2026 01:53 AM (4RYRd)

313 Tonight, a Houthi ballistic missile reportedly malfunctioned and fell to the ground shortly after launch in western Ibb Governorate, Yemen.
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They bombed themselves. Very good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 01:55 AM (ogcfP)

314 Tonight, a Houthi ballistic missile reportedly malfunctioned and fell to the ground shortly after launch in western Ibb Governorate, Yemen.
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They bombed themselves. Very good.
Posted by: Braenyard
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"Allah willed it so!" sucks to be them.....

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

315 308 I hereby propose that we make September 25th (9/25) National Dolly Parton Day!
Posted by: National Academy for National Day Designations

BIGLY!

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump
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She truly was a great American.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 01:57 AM (ogcfP)

316
Now, because of friction, those tidal bulges pulled up by the Moon's tidal field can't slip under the earth perfectly, so they get dragged along and lead the Moon a little bit. Thus, friction causes the tidal bulge line to get a little ahead of the Moon.

The difference in mass distribution of the earth causes a "torqueing" of the Moon's orbit, and slowly throws into a higher orbit. The Moon thus is receding.

This also causes a counter torque that slows the earth down. This is required from conservation of angular momentum. As the earth slows down, it loses rotational kinetic energy. Some of that goes to heat due to the friction and the rest goes to the Moon's own orbital energy.

This is thus a type of "spin-orbit" coupling due to the tidal forces.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 01:58 AM (w6EFb)

317 Tonight, a Houthi ballistic missile reportedly malfunctioned and fell to the ground shortly after launch in western Ibb Governorate, Yemen.
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They bombed themselves. Very good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 01:55 AM (ogcfP)

Houthi country would be a good real-world test for the Flying Crowbar, that nuclear ramjet doomsday weapon. Dispense with the "flinging out A-bombs" feature, and just let it cruise around Houthi-land in a grid pattern until they all sicken and die from the rad exposure. Nobody will miss them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 02:00 AM (1z8ji)

318 Ace mentioned earlier about this judge who always decides that anything Trump does, thinks or wears is UNKONSTITUSHONAL

And this came to mind-

Posted by: wait for it at August 27, 2026 02:02 AM (4RYRd)

319
The tidal field of the Moon (and Sun) are also responsible for precession of the earth's spin axis by another mechanism. This normal torque is caused by the tidal field acting on the "spare tire", the earth's equatorial bulge caused by its rotation.

There is some rather complex physics in the tidal field.

And Isaac Newton first worked all that out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

320 And Isaac Newton first worked all that out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

Never buy a Saturn, because only a Newtonian mechanic can work on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 02:06 AM (1z8ji)

321 In-di-ra

In-di-ra

Tal-wa-ni

Most amazing judge you ever seen

She the General
The President
The King of da Sea

In-di-ra

Tal-wa-ni

*to the tune of Idi Amin by John Bird*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zlMO4z2T74

Posted by: Mighty Miklos the Calypsonian at August 27, 2026 02:06 AM (4RYRd)

322 The tidal field of the Moon



This will be the title of Publius' band's first album

Which is unreleased stuff from the 70s

Posted by: Miklosian Predictifications at August 27, 2026 02:08 AM (4RYRd)

323 Well, the google Pixel 6a phone with Graphene OS loaded on it seems to work OK. I put my SIM card into it, and it found the network, and the network seems to accept it. Wifi works. I was able to carry on a text message convo with a friend this evening. I am not much on smartphone experience, but the OS does not seem at all clunky.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 02:11 AM (1z8ji)

324
That's why Newton is perhaps the smartest man who ever lived. Einstein himself said so, remarking he stood on the shoulders of giants, and Newton was one big giant.

Newton's IQ was likely about 190, six standard deviations above the norm. Shakespeare was probably up there as well. This is not to diss a lot of the other greats, but Newton probably takes the cake. 5 and 6 sigma people, all of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 02:15 AM (w6EFb)

325 Well, past midnight here. Time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 02:20 AM (1z8ji)

326 Night, AOP. Glad your new phone is working out ok.

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)

327
The title of Newton's paper where first derived Kepler's laws was title "De Motu Corporum in Gyrum". That's just chef's kiss purty right there.

The motion of bodies in orbit. The gravitational gyre.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 02:21 AM (w6EFb)

328 *Miklos cedes the field to Gravity. Again*

Posted by: I knows a fight I won't win at August 27, 2026 02:22 AM (4RYRd)

329 Yay, it's finally down to 75* here! Wooh!

Tomorrow should be only 90-ish. Dang, I'm tired of roasting during the day.

Hope it's not too hazy to see the eclipse tomorrow night.

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)

330 'night, AOP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 02:34 AM (ogcfP)

331
Looking at the map for you JQ, you'll be right on the edge where the eclipse will start right around moonrise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 02:37 AM (w6EFb)

332 Thanks, publius! Yeah, I may not be able to see much until ~8pm PDT, due to tall trees... but that's better than nothing!

It's just *rilly kool* to me anyway.

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

333 "Oklahoma", the woke version musical:

https://tinyurl.com/kmvxrwa5

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 02:40 AM (5UTWB)

334
JQ, go to timeanddate.com and plug in the nearest town to you, and go to the moonrise page. An eclipse link will be there as well, and you can get the timings.

Now, if you want to be really accurate for exact location, go here:
"www.timeanddate.com/moon/@Lat,Long", where Lat and Long are your coordinates in decimal. W long is negative, so make sure the minus sign is there.

Timeanddate uses topocentric coordinates with the WGS84 ellipsoid, and is dead accurate with the timing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 02:44 AM (w6EFb)

335 Main reason going to a smart phone was contacts. Flip phone only allowed minimal storage. As I understand it flip phones are Android so why bother.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 02:48 AM (ogcfP)

336 Cool, publius! I should be able to see most of it.

Puts one's life in perspective, it does...

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

337 Braenyard, my brick-phone flip-phone uses "Kai" OS. It will not communicate with my car's blutoof, but seems to have decent storage.

I text with BFF each morning, and find it's easiest to delete the daily convos to preserve storage.

Need to shop around though-- one day this lil brick will crap out on me and I need *something* now that landline is gone.

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

338 Well, I can make/receive calls, using cars blutoof, but it won't accept my contact list.

:shrug:

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)

339
It does not take into account local topography, of course, just a tangent plane on the surface where those coordinates are. So any hills, hollers and mountains and valleys are not taken into account.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 02:58 AM (w6EFb)

340 Car (and manufacturer!) doesn't need my contacts anyway. F that!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)

341 It's cool, publius. I'll simply enjoy whatever view that I can!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm)

342 There are lines of info for several contacts. The last flip would only save the basics when transferring the sim to another phone.
Have they improved the sim?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 03:05 AM (ogcfP)

343 There are lines of info for several contacts. The last flip would only save the basics when transferring the sim to another phone.
Have they improved the sim?

Posted by: Braenyard

I can neither understand, nor answer, your question re: sim.

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm)

344 Stoopid brick (or maybe stoopid me) can't "save contacts" from phone memory to sim memory. I've tried, and it says fail each time. Maybe I use too many letters? I dunno...

I need to write it all down, in case phone goes kaput.

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

345 I'm out of gas, ran overtime again.
See you tomorrow, 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 03:19 AM (ogcfP)

346 I sit here, in the middle of the night, with windows and patio door open for fresh air-- fans going-- and it's nice & cool.

Outside, Cat is on guard. He's reclining, majestically, on the deck bench. Watching.... protecting the property and me.

Love that critter!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:20 AM (rdVOm)

347 Night, Braenyard. Sleep well!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:20 AM (rdVOm)

348 >>> I've tried, and it says fail each time. Maybe I use too many letters? I dunno...
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I think the sim card doesn't have the capacity to do it.
That's why I went to a smart phone. I deleted most of the apps and it the three years I've had it used Apple store (you have to use Apple store to download anything Free or not) three times.
Can't bring myself to accommodate them.

But it will spoil you. Texts, email, good camera, and the contacts -
I've got 5#s for several places with notes. That ability turned me.
And you can view the web. Or interact. It's difficult.
But in a pinch I've bought and sold things.

It's like Pixy said IOS is bullet proof with apple slop on top.
I bought an 11 used three year ago and it's still going strong.
For less than 300.

'night again

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 03:29 AM (ogcfP)

349 Moonflower

youtu.be/lRWEDKaSLp0

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:30 AM (rdVOm)

350 I was out cold

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 03:31 AM (Ia/+0)

351 Thanks, Braenyard. G'night again!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:31 AM (rdVOm)

352 Worked last two Saturdays, hope not the next one

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 03:34 AM (Ia/+0)

353 Timeanddate uses topocentric coordinates with the WGS84 ellipsoid, and is dead accurate with the timing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 02:44 AM (w6EFb)

I guess it will come up partially eclipsed, but it will be so light out we probably won't see much. And then it's over in about half an hour. OH well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 03:36 AM (ybv6C)

354 How are you, tcn? Staples out soon?

Best wishes for painless recovery!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:43 AM (rdVOm)

355 Staples out probably Friday. It itches. I think that's supposed to be good. Who the heck knows?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 03:46 AM (ybv6C)

356 Itching is just a sign of skin regrowth, imo. As long as there's no swelling, pus, or redness...

Sorry about your fall! Glad you survived!

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 03:53 AM (rdVOm)

357 More Santana...

youtu.be/IuTjXzAxmvE

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 04:05 AM (rdVOm)

358 Good night, horde. Sweet dreams to all.

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 04:22 AM (rdVOm)

359 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:41 AM (odBC9)

360 Insty has a link to an article about how things should be made of better stuff and worth fixing, and laments the whole "everything is disposable" culture we're in.

But it got me thinking, especially in light of my current situation (been busy lately)...

Why is that an unalloyed Good? Implied in that position is the assumption that I actually have the time to sit down and fiddle with a thing that's broken. Diagnosis, buying parts, farmer-rigging whatever parts I can't buy, then hoping it works and there isn't something else wrong with it as well.

I don't have that time these days. If something i need breaks, my options are "get another one" or "do without".

Repairing your own stuff is a bit of a luxury. And the rise of Disposable Culture of cheap things that aren't worth fixing when they break has masked the fact that the dollar is worth far less than it used to be. If anyone tried to "make things like they used to", they'd cost 10x as much and no one could have them at all except the very wealthy who wouldn't waste their time on fixing broken things because they have to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 04:44 AM (Ot/FD)

361 359 Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:41 AM (odBC9)

360 [waraiotoko's diatribe]
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 20

well, dammit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2026 04:45 AM (Ot/FD)

Wednesday Cafe

giraffefamily.jpg

Burial for a suspected "vampire."

Stable-paw.

This had better not awaken anything in me.

The Secret Cache.

Stop Touching Me: A game all species can enjoy.

Two babies.

Happy pupper.

Baby elephant plays soccer.

Guardian dog.

Guy gets a text alert telling him his team has won, but he doesn't want to spoil it for his friends.

Martial arts demo. (Which game was this? I remember it, but not the name of it.)

Don't worry, he keeps his nails clear of the face.

Gotta get my 10,000 steps in, even if I cheat:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at August 26, 2026 07:21 PM (rzEIv)

2 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 07:22 PM (rzEIv)

3 The giraffe picture is wonderful. They have gorgeous eyes.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:24 PM (FHoaH)

4

Years ago I took the kids to a drive through animal park somewhere in S. Georgia.

I pulled up outside the giraffe enclosure and one of the giraffes put her head in the window and layed her head on my shoulder. She let me pet her.

It was so awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 07:25 PM (/QHx4)

5 Street Fighter?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 07:26 PM (dK+Kv)

6 Giraffes were cool at the zoo. Ostriches were kinda Asshoe.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:26 PM (uhVAy)

7 That picture weighs at least three giraffes.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

8 I show up to see a reticulated giraffe
and I get Masai

downer

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)

9 Ostriches were kinda Asshoe

They're big assholes. Mean and nasty disposition.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 07:29 PM (rzEIv)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

11 That picture weighs at least three giraffes.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

3x1 resolution.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 07:30 PM (dK+Kv)

12 That picture weighs at least three giraffes.
Posted by: fd

Or 437 anteaters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 07:31 PM (rzEIv)

13 WHERE'S THE FOOD LEBOWSKI??

*proceeds to pee on carpet*

Posted by: mea culpa at August 26, 2026 07:31 PM (iN6fC)

14 So a friend buys a Southern Giraffe.
He and a bud were riding the giraffe in town.
They stop at a red light and guy says hey
look at those 2 assholes in the giraffe.
They get off to look and the giraffe runs away.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

15 Tell me does the following make sense in any situatio?:

So my wife was having issues and went to the dr who said basically, "could be anything we'll have to do an ultrasound". In the process of doing the ultrasound, the dr. was there, they found something and the dr said, "oh no that's 12mm 3x the size that we would just discount we must do a biopsy and send it all to oncology right now. We will have it all run and will call you tomorrow.

So today is "tomorrow" and they called,

"hi we're the dr's office..."

yes?

"Oh, well, let me see. Well we're calling you about the test..."

yes?

"We finished it. All done. Checkmark. fini.."

Yes, and the results...

"Oh you wanted to know... wow, ok,... lets see we're playing golf today, tomorrow watching some cat videos, love those crazy cats... How about a week from now if you're not busy."

Those mfers. What does that even mean? Everything's fine so they're not in a hurry? The results are horrible but they are stupid and lazy? WTAF!!!! Make a person wait through the fing weekend and through the next week to hear? Who does that? fing mfers

Posted by: banana Dream at August 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3uBP9)

16 As comment said on vampire, guess it worked.

Gives me a idea when Pelosi kicks, she has to be at least a Witch

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Martial arts demo. (Which game was this? I remember it, but not the name of it.)
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Karateka?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 07:34 PM (FZ29D)

18 Are giraffes part of the camel family? Seems to be some similarity about the face. Resemble deer and Kangaroos, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:34 PM (1z8ji)

19 I don't understand people who like animals but don't like cats.

No judgement. Just don't understand.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:35 PM (KC5Lt)

20 The thoroughly ridiculous "Postrich" hybrid was found to unsuitable for any purpose, other than a mighty mephitic menace to mankind.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 26, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)

21 I was so scared the vampire link would lead to bat content. What a relief it's only a real vampire.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at August 26, 2026 07:36 PM (JM9I6)

22 There were pygmy elephants in the Americas.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 07:36 PM (/+uur)

23 A couple of fun tongue facts for the Café patrons:

1. An okapi can lick its ears.
2. A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

24 They get off to look and the giraffe runs away.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

...and the camel turned its head around, looked at him, and smacked its lips.

Posted by: just the punchline at August 26, 2026 07:37 PM (1z8ji)

25 This had better not awaken anything in me.
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Dinosaur erotica is weird, man.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D)

26 Like the elephant is the first one to trash the goal after a win

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

27 Giraffes are closely related to the okapi, which is their only living relative in the family Giraffidae.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 07:38 PM (/+uur)

28 Are giraffes part of the camel family? Seems to be some similarity about the face. Resemble deer and Kangaroos, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:34 PM (1z8ji)
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I think at one time they were called "camelopards."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 07:38 PM (FZ29D)

29 Are giraffes part of the camel family? Seems to be some similarity about the face. Resemble deer and Kangaroos, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:34 PM


No, The okapi and the giraffe are the only living members of the family Giraffidae

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

30 1. An okapi can lick its ears.
2. A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

Blue whale tongue chili is the best.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 07:39 PM (/+uur)

31 Dinosaur erotica is weird, man.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I don't even want to know.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 07:40 PM (rzEIv)

32 Giraffes are closely related to the okapi, which is their only living relative in the family Giraffidae.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 07:38 PM (/+uur)

Then maybe it's a case of convergent evolution. Giraffes, deer, and kangaroos are all fleet-footed herbivorous animals that rely upon eyesight to alert them of approaching predators?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:40 PM (1z8ji)

33 Back to 0Dark thirty wake-up
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

34 >>>Which game was this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Rock_%27Em_Sock_%27Em_Robots

Maybe?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 26, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)

35 Giraffes have backflow preventers in their neck blood vessels to keep them from passing out when they raise their heads from the ground to 16 feet.

Posted by: Additional Giraffe Trivia at August 26, 2026 07:42 PM (JM9I6)

36 Dinosaur erotica is weird, man.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 07:37 PM


What about cephalopod erotica?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Kurt E. at August 26, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

37 How to view Ace's X links without joining X, even though X has killed xcancel/nitter:

https://twitterwebviewer.com

When anyone could view X videos, it was jus' fine.

When Eloon stopped allowing that, using the x to xcancel redirect extension was just as good or better.

Now you have to copy the link and paste it into the twitterwebviewer page, so, a couple of extra steps.

But it works.

For now.....

Posted by: mindful webworker - Eloon hates us at August 26, 2026 07:44 PM (11R8D)

38 My former tennis club had five giraffes. The owner tore out 5 tennis courts to build the giraffe enclosure and part of the parking lot for housing.

As I understand now she also recently built a penguin habitat. This to go along with all her monkey species ,gibbon apes, miniature animals petting complex, exotic birds , flamingo field, etc.

People in the Houston area are familiar with the owner who is Mattress Mac and his wife. She has complete control of it.


Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:45 PM (KC5Lt)

39 It's interesting. I have read a lot of tributes to Dolly Parton and read the comments too. I have yet to read a nasty post about her passing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 07:47 PM (bkuEU)

40 Wednesday, hump day, is the peak of the week.

We got the spaghetti and meatballs, the garlic toast, now all we need is some cheap wine.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 07:47 PM (FR9Sb)

41 People in the Houston area are familiar with the owner who is Mattress Mac and his wife. She has complete control of it.


Posted by: polynikes

We would all be better off if we supported additional Penguin Habitat. It's a no-brainer!

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at August 26, 2026 07:48 PM (JM9I6)

42 We got the spaghetti and meatballs, the garlic toast, now all we need is some cheap wine.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 07:47 PM (FR9Sb)

Now I might go to Olive Garden tomorrow.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:49 PM (KC5Lt)

43 People in the Houston area are familiar with the owner who is Mattress Mac and his wife. She has complete control of it.


Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:45 PM (KC5Lt)

Miniature Orcas that you could pet and cuddle would be cool. Say about poodle sized.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:49 PM (1z8ji)

44 Wednesday IS Prince Spaghetti Day!

Posted by: Anthony!! at August 26, 2026 07:49 PM (JM9I6)

45

Last night Daily Mail had one of their pay to read articles which I didn't read because, fu, I'm not paying to read your shit and I don't want to know that shit.

The headline was "The truth about Dolly Parton's marriage and the lesbian rumors."

WTH assholes?

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 07:51 PM (/QHx4)

46 As I understand now she also recently built a penguin habitat.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:45 PM


Hasn't Houston suffered enough?

The horror ... the horror ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

47 Only 16 hours until my root canal procedure!

Is it wrong that I should be excited about this?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 07:51 PM (FZ29D)

48 People in the Houston area are familiar with the owner who is Mattress Mac and his wife. She has complete control of it.


Posted by: polynikes


Mattress Mack puts on a great fireworks show every 4th just across the lake from our house.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 07:52 PM (lCppi)

49 It's interesting. I have read a lot of tributes to Dolly Parton and read the comments too. I have yet to read a nasty post about her passing.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I hate to say it, but I've read some X posts that skewer her for promoting the clot shot. Some even said she was Satanic. Hey, it's X.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 07:53 PM (l26NL)

50 T-rex porn is awesome. go look now. you know you want to

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 26, 2026 07:53 PM (jrgJz)

51 "Only 16 hours until my root canal procedure!

Is it wrong that I should be excited about this?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

I had one a few weeks ago. It's nothing to get excited about unless they don't use Novacaine.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:53 PM (MWfyi)

52 The lesbian rumors were debunked years ago. She was married sixty years and happy, according to her.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 07:53 PM (bkuEU)

53 Well season two of Clevatess is certainly wrapping up with a real bang. Vorodin has made his first mistake with Clevatess and he doesn't realize he already made one with Alicia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 07:55 PM (2GVsD)

54 The lesbian rumors were debunked years ago. She was married sixty years and happy, according to her.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 07:53 PM (bkuEU

I think she lost the will to fight the cancer because she lost her husband the year before. Just a guess.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:55 PM (KC5Lt)

55 I hate to say it, but I've read some X posts that skewer her for promoting the clot shot. Some even said she was Satanic. Hey, it's X.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 07:53 PM (l26NL)

If you stupid enough to base your medical decisions on what some celebrity says, Darwin has your number.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:55 PM (1z8ji)

56 19 I don't understand people who like animals but don't like cats.

No judgement. Just don't understand.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:35 PM (KC5Lt)
................
This is my reason........I went through two rounds of antibiotics when a cat that I tried to shoo off my deck decided to dig every claw and every tooth he had into my leg........
Another time I was sitting on the couch of a pt's home when a cat was all over me wanting some love/pets. While I was petting him he proceeded to launch himself onto the top of my head and dig his claws into my scalp. The extraction was not fun

I don't know if I dislike them as much as I don't trust them.

I tried cats early on and they kept shitting in my plants and my closet.

Just my reasons!

Posted by: Molly k. at August 26, 2026 07:55 PM (j/yko)

57 Modern dentistry is amazing. People in days gone past must have suffered horribly. It's one reason humans live longer on average.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:56 PM (MWfyi)

58 If you believe everything posted to X, then you are a French model.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

59

Notsothoreau,

She was a great person. Anything the media can do to disparage someone they will do.

Aholes

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 07:56 PM (/QHx4)

60 There you go. I haven't read anything on X. She did donate early on towards development of the vaccine and promoted the Moderna shot. It's likely turbo cancer that killed her. Definitely not sataniic.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 07:56 PM (bkuEU)

61 Posted by: Molly k. at August 26, 2026 07:55 PM (j/yko)

Personal bad experiences I can understand just as with some people and dogs.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:58 PM (KC5Lt)

62 Also if a person posts sh1t about a person at their death, I strongly suspect that person lacks any milk of Human kindness.

Better to say nothing than to reveal what a Deimoscrat you are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD)

63 And I think her husband's death was part of it too. Carl Dean is interesting in that he didn't want anything to do with the celebrity lifestyle. He ran his business and didn't feed off her celebrity.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 07:59 PM (bkuEU)

64

I don't have cats because I'm very allergic to them.

They are cool animals.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 07:59 PM (/QHx4)

65 I don't like haughty animals.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:59 PM (MWfyi)

66 If you believe everything posted to X, then you are a French model.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 07:56 PM


IIRC, the French Model did rather well by himself. I mean, true, she was no Swedish Bikini Team member, but he proved his bona fides by saying "Oui.".

I'm sure their date went swimmingly. Ooo la la!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

67 Modern dentistry is amazing. People in days gone past must have suffered horribly. It's one reason humans live longer on average.
Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:56 PM (MWfyi)
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Agreed.

I barely felt *anything* during my last root canal procedure. No pain at all, only pressure and the whine of the drill.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 08:01 PM (FZ29D)

68 Does Alberta realize they'll get tariff relief if they vote to succeed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

69 And succeed >>> secede.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

70 My painting in my nic has nothing to do with this post but it is a rendering of one of the photos I took from where I currently live.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 08:03 PM (KC5Lt)

71 Morons fear Big Penguin while ignoring the true Threat.

Giraffe - one giant galaxy spanning organism linked by ULF telepathy via those giant neckbones. When it gets tired of lettuce we've had it.

Posted by: DaveA at August 26, 2026 08:04 PM (FhXTo)

72 52 The lesbian rumors were debunked years ago. She was married sixty years and happy, according to her.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

That's just the patriarchy and systemic homophobia! She was a repressed victim! Her astrology charts prove it! I could also see the sapphic longing in her eyes. She spoke to me in a dream!!!!

Posted by: AWFLs projecting their mental fan fiction onto reality at August 26, 2026 08:06 PM (G/onT)

73 Morons fear Big Penguin while ignoring the true Threat.

Giraffe - one giant galaxy spanning organism linked by ULF telepathy via those giant neckbones. When it gets tired of lettuce we've had it.
Posted by: DaveA at August 26, 2026 08:04 PM


That's what Big Penguin wants you to think. Stay strong.

Don't be deceived!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

74 Does Alberta realize they'll get tariff relief if they vote to succeed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

I am sure that will figure into it.

Independent Alberta: no carbon tax; price of gasoline reduced greatly; price of milk and cheese cut in half, cost of cell service slashed; cost of eggs slashed. Price of booze to drop bigly. Oil patch jobs to increase.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 08:09 PM (1z8ji)

75 This had better not awaken anything in me.

That's gayer than Elton John's fannypack.

Posted by: Delurker at August 26, 2026 08:14 PM (2Drhq)

76
Got the spreadsheet for Dutch's show career squared away with the books balanced and the same for Delilah, whose final four shows were four huge breed wins and two Best in Specialty Show awards. The Big Dummy's chart is up to date and I found Lacey's as an e-mail attachment. So the hard drive catastrophe of earlier this month has been overcome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 08:14 PM (O0L8i)

77 Finn may have not had a show record but he was every bit a champion.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 08:16 PM (FHoaH)

78 I have all-on-4 dentures, upper and lower. When they took the 8 healing caps out and put the 8 permanent abutments in, they did it without novocaine and jumpin' Jesus on a jackhammer did that freakin' HURT!

When they told me it was done without anaesthetic I thought "oh good, this must be painless."

Holy hell was it not. It was like having several root canals with no novocaine. I have no idea why they do it that way. As they screwed each one in my butt was lifting a foot off the dental chair!

Posted by: Delurker at August 26, 2026 08:19 PM (2Drhq)

79

I never knew anything about Borzois until I started reading Hadrain's comments about them.

They are gorgeous dogs.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 08:19 PM (/QHx4)

80
Finn may have not had a show record but he was every bit a champion.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 08:16 PM (FHoaH)

________

Finn was a champion - CH Soyara's Grand Finale - but he never was specialed for two reasons. One is that he got the yips about showing. The second is that he was a smaller male and would have looked odd in a lineup. His mother Carmen suffered from the same problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 08:21 PM (O0L8i)

81 AOP, in ultra-summarized form, what happens next if the referendum goes the right way?

Was up there in the mountainous part (Canmore etc) for a wedding last week. Was beautiful of course, and nary a whisper of anyone hostile towards the States, eh.

Was amused to see those little lawn signs - here they "This house is ignorant and morally narcissistic, and just believes mindless slogans" (well, that's not what they say but you know the ones).

In some Canmore outlying areas, they said "Unity". Which I thought was just perfect. You see, the problem isn't most of the country morphing into a soft authoritarian economic basket case aligned with Chy-nah, that is vandalizing and harassing Albertans. It's .... "Unity". Darkly hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)

82 Love the giraffe pic. Such a cute family!

Posted by: Iris at August 26, 2026 08:22 PM (286+n)

83
Holy hell was it not. It was like having several root canals with no novocaine. I have no idea why they do it that way. As they screwed each one in my butt was lifting a foot off the dental chair!
Posted by: Delurker


It hurts just to read that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 08:24 PM (Cqx++)

84 >>>When they told me it was done without anaesthetic I thought "oh good, this must be painless."

>Whiskey. Sometimes a line must be drawn in the sand.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 08:24 PM (FR9Sb)

85 These little blurbs coming out about Dolly Parton having lesbian relationships are typical of Big Queer trying to convince everybody that everybody does it, and coming out with the info after death so defense can't happen. Even before they died, rumors spread about Cary Grant and Randolph Scott being an item. This came from them sharing a house, not because of queerness, but being two of the biggest cheapskates in Hollywood history, choosing to save money and invest in lucrative California dirt.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 08:26 PM (gm9Sb)

86 Modern dentistry has always been amazing, but it's gone off the scale at this point. Painless easy and effective. Digital x-rays, incredible targeted short-duration analgesics. And dental health is surprisingly important to overall health and life expectancy in many cases.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:27 PM (U/Byj)

87 Even before they died, rumors spread about Cary Grant and Randolph Scott being an item. This came from them sharing a house, not because of queerness, but being two of the biggest cheapskates in Hollywood history, choosing to save money and invest in lucrative California dirt.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 08:26 PM

"Randolph Scott...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 08:29 PM (9iRTe)

88 AOP, in ultra-summarized form, what happens next if the referendum goes the right way?
=====

Surrender!

Posted by: Rene Levesque and Jean Chrιtien at August 26, 2026 08:29 PM (RIvkX)

89 AOP, in ultra-summarized form, what happens next if the referendum goes the right way?

Was up there in the mountainous part (Canmore etc) for a wedding last week. Was beautiful of course, and nary a whisper of anyone hostile towards the States, eh.

Was amused to see those little lawn signs - here they "This house is ignorant and morally narcissistic, and just believes mindless slogans" (well, that's not what they say but you know the ones).

In some Canmore outlying areas, they said "Unity". Which I thought was just perfect. You see, the problem isn't most of the country morphing into a soft authoritarian economic basket case aligned with Chy-nah, that is vandalizing and harassing Albertans. It's .... "Unity". Darkly hilarious.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)

I think it would give the Provincial government a mandate to try to negotiate separation from Ottawa under the terms of the so-called "Clarity Act". Ottawa can be counted upon to not bargain in good faith. I would expect several fruitless rounds of negotiations, followed perhaps by an avowedly separatist party winning an Alberta provincial election, and simply issuing a UDI.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 08:29 PM (1z8ji)

90 83 It hurts just to read that.

In the end it was worth it though. All-on-4's rock. You can eat just about anything and have the best looking teeth of your life. The surgery and prosthetics cost 50 large but it was worth it.

Posted by: Delurker at August 26, 2026 08:29 PM (2Drhq)

91 87 Randolph Scott, removes hat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 08:30 PM (gm9Sb)

92

Last night Husband was watching something on TV.

There was a commercial with two women kissing each other. He was horrified. He asked me "what is this shit?" Why?

I told him it is all about indoctrinating people, especially children.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 08:30 PM (/QHx4)

93 Here's the Substack with all the nonsense about Dolly

https://tinyurl.com/4yesh92s

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 08:30 PM (bkuEU)

94 Holy hell was it not. It was like having several root canals with no novocaine. I have no idea why they do it that way. As they screwed each one in my butt was lifting a foot off the dental chair!
Posted by: Delurker at August 26, 2026 08:19 PM (2Drhq)


I had that happen with one abutment. I can't imagine how much that must have hurt with eight.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 26, 2026 08:33 PM (iIyc0)

95 Alberta must secede to succeed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 08:35 PM (o3ajz)

96 >>>Even before they died, rumors spread about Cary Grant and Randolph Scott being an item. This came from them sharing a house, not because of queerness, but being two of the biggest cheapskates in Hollywood history, choosing to save money and invest in lucrative California dirt.

>I don't even care about some of these living arrangements. These multi-million dollar luxury hotels have nobody living in them. Most I suspect are money laundering real estate scams. They go to starbucks to get a coffee when they have a staff of ten attendants at their $100MM luxury hotel home.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 08:35 PM (FR9Sb)

97
For all their bluster, Quebec doesn't want to be independent and give up the welfare smoosh. Not to mention every bilingual law in Canada would be repealed in 20 minutes. But Alberta can do just fine on its own. The government will kowtow to the Quebecois but will play hardball with the Albertans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 08:37 PM (O0L8i)

98 X is absolutely determined to have everyone in the world install.their app, probably so that they can grab all the info on your phone. The number of idiots who click on "install" for apps that demand access to to contacts, memory, camera and microphone is infinite.
They filed a cease and desist order against xcancel.
First, they shut off the ability of embedded links to execute video. "Stick our app on your phone!"
When the outcry got too large, they enabled video, but blocked out audio. "Stick our app on your phone!"
Now, they've removed the workaround of adding "cancel" behind the "x", in front of the ".com", using the URL.edit function. " Stick our app on your phone!"
Fuck 'em.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 26, 2026 08:38 PM (7x9jd)

99 Another death today - Tim Curry. He was one of the best natural comic actors ever. His health had been terrible since his stroke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 08:39 PM (o3ajz)

100 The government will kowtow to the Quebecois but will play hardball with the Albertans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 08:37 PM (O0L8i)
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The exact opposite of sound policy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:39 PM (RIvkX)

101 These little blurbs coming out about Dolly Parton having lesbian relationships are typical of Big Queer trying to convince everybody that everybody does it, and coming out with the info after death so defense can't happen. Even before they died, rumors spread about Cary Grant and Randolph Scott being an item. This came from them sharing a house, not because of queerness, but being two of the biggest cheapskates in Hollywood history, choosing to save money and invest in lucrative California dirt.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 08:26 PM (gm9Sb)
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They've been trying to prove every historical figure is gay since the 1990s at least. It's all so tiresome.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 08:39 PM (ZOv7s)

102 Ottawa can be counted upon to not bargain in good faith.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 08:29 PM


Mon Dieu! You should not speak of the heirs of the Trudeaus, pere et fils, so disrespectfully!

Posted by: Francophoney McFrancophoneiface at August 26, 2026 08:40 PM (0sNs1)

103 15 Banana Dream: No - there's NO excuse for that behavior. Absolutely nuts. Was that an office dingbat you talked with, rather than a nurse? I think I'd call back tomorrow and try to talk to at least a nurse. Or, better, if there is a patient ombudsman with the medical group, I'd call them. I know you don't want to risk pissing off your doctors, but your experience was so effed up that you are justified in doing something about it (and you are entitled to get the results asap). Worst case scenario, if you piss off some entitled ahole, are there alternative doctors you could switch to? You and your wife sure don't need this on top of the original worry.

Posted by: Clio Weeps at August 26, 2026 08:40 PM (FvFu9)

104 I would expect several fruitless rounds of negotiations, followed perhaps by an avowedly separatist party winning an Alberta provincial election, and simply issuing a UDI.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 08:29 PM (1z8ji)
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You know who else had a UDI...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)

105 "Randolph Scott...."

Yeah, whatever happened to that guy?

Posted by: Todd Statler at August 26, 2026 08:44 PM (vTZFs)

106 Randolph Scott...."

Yeah, whatever happened to that guy?
Posted by: Todd Statler

He died.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 08:45 PM (rzEIv)

107 >>>Which game was this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Rock_%27Em_Sock_%27Em_Robots

Maybe?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 26, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)

in original RMSM Robots there was no jumping or squatting - straight punches to make the head come off.

I'm assuming an old video game because of the background people moving their heads back and forth.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 08:45 PM (uhVAy)

108 Thanks AOP. Yep bad faith scumf***ery of the lowest order obviously all you will get from Ottawa.

Haven't delved in, haven't asked a friend who may well know the inside story, but seems the Canadian side in the recent trade talks was acting fairly Palestinian. Dangled XL Pipeline in front of Trump, then poof! it just disappeared, also seems lots of slimy prevarications about the US proposals on various topics.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:46 PM (U/Byj)

109 Thanks AOP. Yep bad faith scumf***ery of the lowest order obviously all you will get from Ottawa.

Haven't delved in, haven't asked a friend who may well know the inside story, but seems the Canadian side in the recent trade talks was acting fairly Palestinian. Dangled XL Pipeline in front of Trump, then poof! it just disappeared, also seems lots of slimy prevarications about the US proposals on various topics.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:46 PM (U/Byj)

110 Thanks AOP. Yep bad faith scumf***ery of the lowest order obviously all you will get from Ottawa.

Haven't delved in, haven't asked a friend who may well know the inside story, but seems the Canadian side in the recent trade talks was acting fairly Palestinian. Dangled XL Pipeline in front of Trump, then poof! it just disappeared, also seems lots of slimy prevarications about the US proposals on various topics.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:46 PM (U/Byj)

111 He died.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 08:45 PM (rzEIv)
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You are correct, sir!

Posted by: Zombie Ed MacMahon at August 26, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)

112 Stand-up triple. No idea how that happened.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:47 PM (U/Byj)

113 Bears repeating

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:48 PM (F5CC1)

114 rhomboid

Unleash the Power!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

115
They've been trying to prove every historical figure is gay since the 1990s at least. It's all so tiresome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 08:39 PM (ZOv7s)

_________

Strange to relate, James Buchanan has gone unclaimed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 08:49 PM (O0L8i)

116 Compact of Free Association with the US or something like it might be a good outcome for AB. Of course that will require an unlikely, however brief, period in the US with non-idiots neither in charge nor big enough to block it (it would need 67 votes in the Senate).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:49 PM (U/Byj)

117 Bears repeating

B'ARs?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 26, 2026 08:50 PM (vTZFs)

118 "I believe in God and I believe that strength comes from that."
- Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton was a devout Christian and loved Jesus Christ. So the anti-life, anti-liberty demons who occupy the Democrat Party will now try to destroy her.

Matthew 7:17-20 all of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2026 08:50 PM (vGgGc)

119 Meant to say a period with idiots neither in charge nor able to block it, in the US.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:51 PM (U/Byj)

120 We had the title of Hollywood's biggest cheapskates for decades!

Posted by: Fred MacMurray and Rudy Vallee at August 26, 2026 08:51 PM (JM9I6)

121 >>> No - there's NO excuse for that behavior. Absolutely nuts. Was that an office dingbat you talked with, rather than a nurse? I think I'd call back tomorrow and try to talk to at least a nurse. Or, better, if there is a patient ombudsman with the medical group, I'd call them. I know you don't want to risk pissing off your doctors, but your experience was so effed up that you are justified in doing something about it (and you are entitled to get the results asap). Worst case scenario, if you piss off some entitled ahole, are there alternative doctors you could switch to? You and your wife sure don't need this on top of the original worry.
Posted by: Clio Weeps at August 26, 2026 08:40 PM (FvFu9)


My wife was shocked when they called and put things off for a week. I told her to call and have them talk to her but she hasn't heard anything. It's not right to treat someone this way

Posted by: banana Dream at August 26, 2026 08:51 PM (3uBP9)

122
dental health is surprisingly important to overall health and life expectancy in many cases.
Posted by: rhomboid

===============

An orthodontic surgeon told me that tooth cleanings every six months is more like it. He said that getting the message out about more frequent tooth cleanings will be as significant a change in public health as smoking cessation.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 08:51 PM (mmrXZ)

123 Stand-up triple. No idea how that happened.
****

If you notice, the comment will try to load while the site is cycling. Then, the comment gets loaded again without displaying. When the site reloads, the comments then display. It is an occasional thing.

Posted by: clarence at August 26, 2026 08:52 PM (YM6op)

124 I think it would give the Provincial government a mandate to try to negotiate separation from Ottawa under the terms of the so-called "Clarity Act". Ottawa can be counted upon to not bargain in good faith. I would expect several fruitless rounds of negotiations, followed perhaps by an avowedly separatist party winning an Alberta provincial election, and simply issuing a UDI.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 08:29 PM (1z8ji)

I think the best result would be to break up into statelets under a US security umbrella. Its absurd how the main government takes money out of the region and retards development. It should invest more into the area, get it populous and rich and pull Canada up that way.

I think any of those would need some reconstruction to become US territories/states but with increased funds from the US to develop the border areas this wouldn't have to be too painful.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 08:52 PM (uhVAy)

125 I kilt the Bar that kilt me!

Posted by: Jeremiah Smith at August 26, 2026 08:53 PM (F5CC1)

126 Only 16 hours until my root canal procedure!

Is it wrong that I should be excited about this?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

No biggie. I've had a couple.

Posted by: Tuna at August 26, 2026 08:53 PM (lJ0H4)

127 Blonde M., that's the sort of thing I was referring to. Apparently a connection specifically to cardiac health is part of it. I think cleanings and also flossing are yuuuge players.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:54 PM (U/Byj)

128 Worst case scenario, if you piss off some entitled ahole, are there alternative doctors you could switch to? You and your wife sure don't need this on top of the original worry.
Posted by: Clio Weeps at August 26, 2026 08:40 PM (FvFu9)

My mom and sister had something odd like this when she was getting imaged after a cancer surgery and the tech told them scary stories about what was going on. When they got the doctor's analysis he said there was nothing going on and the surgery was a success. She's still doing OK.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 08:56 PM (uhVAy)

129 Compact of Free Association with the US or something like it might be a good outcome for AB. Of course that will require an unlikely, however brief, period in the US with non-idiots neither in charge nor big enough to block it (it would need 67 votes in the Senate).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:49 PM (U/Byj)

We can just call Alberta "Canada" we already have treaties with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 08:58 PM (uhVAy)

130 Based on a week in AB I'd say no reconstruction needed there. Now SoCal, the formerly excellent infrastructure there in many cases is in sad shape.

Only thing that will need changing are those weird flashing green turn arrows. Huh? Though I suppose there's an explanation.

Oh - and the Edmonton Elks will have to get used to that smaller endzone used down here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:58 PM (U/Byj)

131 I think the best result would be to break up into statelets under a US security umbrella. Its absurd how the main government takes money out of the region and retards development. It should invest more into the area, get it populous and rich and pull Canada up that way.

I think any of those would need some reconstruction to become US territories/states but with increased funds from the US to develop the border areas this wouldn't have to be too painful.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 08:52 PM (uhVAy)
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Make Protectorates Great Again?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)

132 18 Are giraffes part of the camel family? Seems to be some similarity about the face. Resemble deer and Kangaroos, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:34 PM (1z8ji)
Kangarootang.

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2026 09:00 PM (LHPAg)

133 Based on a week in AB I'd say no reconstruction needed there. Now SoCal, the formerly excellent infrastructure there in many cases is in sad shape.

Only thing that will need changing are those weird flashing green turn arrows. Huh? Though I suppose there's an explanation.

Oh - and the Edmonton Elks will have to get used to that smaller endzone used down here.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:58 PM (U/Byj)

I was thinking more politically than physically. There may be some tweaking needed to align provincial rules to US ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 09:02 PM (uhVAy)

134 We can just call Alberta "Canada" we already have treaties with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 08:58 PM (uhVAy)
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Alberta would have more freedom as a territory than as a state while having the same worldly protections as a state.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:03 PM (ogcfP)

135 Speaking of Presidents , for some reason I can name the Presidents in order from Fillmore to Trump ,not from memorization but just being familiar with history. But starting from Washington I have to say I would get more than a few in the wrong order.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:04 PM (KC5Lt)

136 Yes there is a video of hauling giraffe under a low bridge.
well duh!

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:04 PM (/+uur)

137 Make Protectorates Great Again?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)

It would work better than the overused "Ally" that we apply to about 80 percent of the world.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 09:04 PM (uhVAy)

138 Trade Puerto Rico for Alberta.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:05 PM (KC5Lt)

139 Alberta would have more freedom as a territory than as a state while having the same worldly protections as a state.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:03 PM (ogcfP)
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Alberta should be an independent country under US security guarantees. Later on we can get into whether they want to integrate into the US. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

140 We can just call Alberta "Canada" we already have treaties with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 08:58 PM (uhVAy)
---=

Alberta would have more freedom as a territory than as a state while having the same worldly protections as a state.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:03 PM (ogcfP)

Well making it a territory would require Congress to get off its ass.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 09:06 PM (uhVAy)

141 Modern dentistry has always been amazing, but it's gone off the scale at this point. Painless easy and effective. Digital x-rays, incredible targeted short-duration analgesics. And dental health is surprisingly important to overall health and life expectancy in many cases.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 08:27 PM (U/Byj)


In Japan they are doing the first human trials in re-growing adult teeth by suppressing the factors that prevent further tooth buds from forming. The initial trial is with patients who never developed adult teeth. This first trial should be completed in a year or two, and then they go to second phase with adults with removed or damaged teeth.

Human trials begin for drug that could let adults regrow teeth for the first time

https://tinyurl.com/42ju4wnv

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 09:07 PM (rbvCR)

142 There's a close association between hiccups of the heart and dental health.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:07 PM (ogcfP)

143

Dummy and his conniving wife are now in England.

I read a couple of days they are thinking about staying in England for a year and then maybe relocating to Australia or Canada.

I feel bad for their children. They start school next week. What a culture shock for them.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)

144 Trade Puerto Rico for Alberta.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:05 PM (KC5Lt)

Cut part of our strategic Baseball Player reserves just for Hockey and Curling players? I think not.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 09:08 PM (uhVAy)

145 Bill,

Interesting!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 09:08 PM (aJQbY)

146 A CFA would have many advantages and leave the path open for other arrangements (statehood) in the future. So far it's only been done with small distant low-population Pacific island countries that came under US sway during WWII.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 09:09 PM (U/Byj)

147 Well making it a territory would require Congress to get off its ass.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 09:06 PM (uhVAy)
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Another argument against making it happen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)

148 Dummy and his conniving wife are now in England.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)
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Lamont got married?!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

149 Alberta should be an independent country under US security guarantees. Later on we can get into whether they want to integrate into the US. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Like Clinton telling Ukraine to get rid of their nukes and we would cover them. Don't think they thought it would be a color revolution orchestrated by our Administrative State.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:11 PM (ogcfP)

150 When handling WC claims, frequently I would have to authorize pre - antibiotic treatment before a dental procedure was done. Lot of nasty things can be released.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:11 PM (KC5Lt)

151 148 Dummy and his conniving wife are now in England.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)
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Snoopy does his happy dance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:11 PM (ogcfP)

152
LOL AHL

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 09:12 PM (/QHx4)

153
Dummy and his conniving wife are now in England.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)

_________

Actually, they're in Iowa at the moment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:12 PM (O0L8i)

154 121 > My wife was shocked when they called and put things off for a week. I told her to call and have them talk to her but she hasn't heard anything. It's not right to treat someone this way

For sure. Seems like a power trip if not downright sadism. That's why I suggested letting higher-ups know what happened.

Oldcat at 128 mentioned a similar occurrence. Support staff freaks you out for reasons of their own. I'm not a Karen type who likes to complain about bad service, but we're not talking cold pancakes here!

Posted by: Clio Weeps at August 26, 2026 09:13 PM (FvFu9)

155 I wish everyone who lives here but dislikes the USA would pack up and leave.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:13 PM (KC5Lt)

156

Lol Hadrian

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 09:14 PM (/QHx4)

157
Harry is going to dump the Yank slag and make up with Daddy and Bro.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:14 PM (O0L8i)

158 Like Clinton telling Ukraine to get rid of their nukes and we would cover them. Don't think they thought it would be a color revolution orchestrated by our Administrative State.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:11 PM (ogcfP)
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I'm not seeing any parallel between Ukraine, Russia, and Canada.

If the US wants Canada, it can take it. Their army is pathetic and their people are disarmed.

The issue with Alberta is purely domestic, and we can sidestep that by recognizing them as an independent country and go forward from there. If one province bolts, others may well follow, but promising them American statehood is premature.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)

159 Brian Lilley
@brianlilley
CBC can't get anymore ridiculous right?
New memo tells CBC journalists not to call 9/11 a terrorist attack.
What do you think of this?

-
More of a firey but mostly peaceful religious event.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 09:15 PM (ndZc7)

160 I hate that they keep saying Canada has been one of our closest allies. It keeps reminding me they gave aid and comfort to all of our draft dodgers.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:16 PM (KC5Lt)

161 I wonder if Weasel or Kentucky Ballistics were technical advisors for this game?

https://youtu.be/MDjn7dsnpgI

Be warned, if you are a snowflake this game definitely is not for you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 09:16 PM (2GVsD)

162 >>>More of a firey but mostly peaceful religious event.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 09:15 PM (ndZc7)

an Auto da Fe, as it were.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 09:17 PM (rbvCR)

163 Harry is going to dump the Yank slag and make up with Daddy and Bro.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:14 PM (O0L8i)
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Dumping your bitchy wife and finding a younger, hotter girl was literally the reason the Church of England exists today. Very on brand.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

164 Brian Lilley
@brianlilley
CBC can't get anymore ridiculous right?
New memo tells CBC journalists not to call 9/11 a terrorist attack.
What do you think of this?

That's has to be an unconfirmed rumor.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:18 PM (KC5Lt)

165 Unconfirmed rumour?

The 9/11 attack or CBC glossing it over?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

166 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I LOLed when Trump said ICE won't go after Harry.

"He has enough problems with his wife."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

167 142 There's a close association between hiccups of the heart and dental health.

Posted by: Braenyard

Total eclipse of the heart > hiccups of the heart

Posted by: Bonnie Tyler at August 26, 2026 09:20 PM (t19vo)

168 Iowa?

Harry is gonna send her to the cornfield?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 09:20 PM (2GVsD)

169 Punt on fourth down! Punt on fourth down! Damn it!

Posted by: Elks, Eh? at August 26, 2026 09:20 PM (l26NL)

170

I gotta say I don't follow celery news or whatever the hell you call it with the royals.

However, the dumbass and conniving witch is fun to follow. It's like trying to not watch a trainwreck, which this will turn out to be.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)

171 I hate that they keep saying Canada has been one of our closest allies. It keeps reminding me they gave aid and comfort to all of our draft dodgers.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:16 PM (KC5Lt)
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Dems in Michigan are all saying how much Trump is hurting us because of our close relationship with Canada, ignoring the fact that we literally COULD NOT BREATHE for three years in a row due to their shitty forest management.

Yeah, tell me more about how Canada is awesome as I choke on their summer smoke.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

172 Anyone know who was voted greatest CFL player in history?

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:22 PM (KC5Lt)

173 sock change

Posted by: Vladimir D. at August 26, 2026 09:22 PM (rHvvN)

174
Harry will be a remittance man sent to be the GG of some godforsaken flyspeck territory Merrie Olde still has a hold of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:22 PM (O0L8i)

175 "He has enough problems with his wife."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
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England no longer has a death penalty, so his wife at least has that going for her.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)

176 Ugh. Just got home.

Would anyone please pour me a drink. Pretty please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 09:23 PM (Q+DUH)

177 "Anyone know who was voted greatest CFL player in history?"

Me!

Posted by: Doug Flutie at August 26, 2026 09:23 PM (rHvvN)

178 "Anyone know who was voted greatest CFL player in history?"

Me!
Posted by: Doug Flutie at August 26, 2026 09:23 PM (rHvvN)

Warren Moon

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 09:25 PM (0aYVJ)

179 "Anyone know who was voted greatest CFL player in history?"

- Warren Moon

Posted by: Elks, Eh? at August 26, 2026 09:26 PM (l26NL)

180 Dang you, Pug!

Posted by: Elks, Eh? at August 26, 2026 09:27 PM (l26NL)

181 Run a pick six!

Posted by: Timmy W at August 26, 2026 09:27 PM (2Ez/1)

182 Posted by: Doug Flutie at August 26, 2026 09:23 PM (rHvvN

You got screwed by the NFL. Especially the Bills.

My opinion is pro sports decision makers / scouts are like bad weather forecasters. They pick more duds than diamonds and throw away a lot of diamonds they had their hands on.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:27 PM (KC5Lt)

183 Is this about me?

Posted by: Warren Moon at August 26, 2026 09:28 PM (2Ez/1)

184 Harry is gonna send her to the cornfield?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 09:20 PM (2GVsD)


Probably just an extended shopping trip to Paris.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 09:28 PM (rbvCR)

185 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 09:25 PM (0aYVJ)

No he was right with Doug Flutie.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:28 PM (KC5Lt)

186 Posted by: Elks, Eh? at August 26, 2026 09:27 PM (l26NL)

Sorry to step on your toes. Heh. But Moon's combined CFL/NFL stats are off the charts. The man was legit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 09:30 PM (0aYVJ)

187 Old time hockey! Eddie Shore!

Posted by: Elks, Eh? at August 26, 2026 09:30 PM (l26NL)

188 Dog is my co-pilot

https://tinyurl.com/4uf7u9ae

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 09:31 PM (ZxPkt)

189 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic

No stepping. Just Hoard mind. It happens

Posted by: Elks, Eh? at August 26, 2026 09:32 PM (l26NL)

190 Dumping your bitchy wife and finding a younger, hotter girl was literally the reason the Church of England exists today. Very on brand.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s

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Hey, Catherine of Aragon may have been a bit stodgy in the sack, but she was a sweetheart. No bitch!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 09:33 PM (4Je4D)

191
My opinion is pro sports decision makers / scouts are like bad weather forecasters. They pick more duds than diamonds and throw away a lot of diamonds they had their hands on.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:27 PM (KC5Lt)

__________

The good ones think, "What can this guy become?" The bad ones say, "What's he doing now?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:34 PM (O0L8i)

192 Socialism is a kind of societal herpes that keeps coming back—in waves, whenever elites fail. But even when a bourgeois society seems to be literally suffocating under the weight of its own success, this most repulsive form of civilizational degeneration comes to light. It serves one purpose: to delegitimize the dignity of freedom and individualism.

--Thomas Kolbe

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 09:35 PM (rbvCR)

193 Socialism is just envy writ large.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:37 PM (KC5Lt)

194 Bullshit! If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t really Black! (with a capital “B” Mfvckers!!)

Posted by: Joey Slowey Biden at August 26, 2026 09:37 PM (F5CC1)

195 Jaye P. Morgan died on Monday. 94. The Gong Show. I was a teenager when that show was on. Mom hated it.

Folks is dropping like flies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 09:38 PM (0aYVJ)

196 It is a substantial win for the party's pro-Israel wing
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LOLOL pro-Israel wing. Oh do please fuck off Democrats. Anyone who buys that that thing even exists is in doo doo land.

The "pro Israel wing" of the Democrat Party thinks only *half* the world's Jews should be exterminated with the other half housed in a comfy "camp".

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 09:38 PM (vE0+H)

197 You konw what the pro-Israel wing of the Democrat Party is called? The Republican Party.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 09:38 PM (vE0+H)

198 ---
I'm not seeing any parallel between Ukraine, Russia, and Canada.

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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Parallel is you can't depend on US consistency. As soon as the opposing party is elected all bets are off. An agreement with the US is valid only as long as we want it to be.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:39 PM (ogcfP)

199 Socialism is just envy writ large.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:37 PM (KC5Lt)
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Marxism is a fusion of envy, pride and wrath, which are exulted as virtues rather than the mortal since that they are.

Marx added a veneer of "science" but it goes way back. The slackers always want to steal from the achievers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:40 PM (ZOv7s)

200 Corn corn corn corn

Corn corn corn corn

Look! A Cow!

Corn corn corn corn

Posted by: Iowa Road Trip at August 26, 2026 09:40 PM (F5CC1)

201 {{{nurse ratched}}}

Carefully fills a small, artistic snifter with Grand Marnier.

Teleports it to your USX telepad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

202 Mexico, so far from God so close to the United States.
_Carlos Salinas de Gortari, president Mexico 1988

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:41 PM (ogcfP)

203 Parallel is you can't depend on US consistency. As soon as the opposing party is elected all bets are off. An agreement with the US is valid only as long as we want it to be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:39 PM (ogcfP)
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No, that doesn't work. Americans absolutely care about what happens on our northern border and always will. Where the exact demarcation line between Slavic Dictatorship A and Slavic Dictatorship B should be is not something that is going to hold our attention.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:42 PM (ZOv7s)

204 3 fingers of Ten High in an old jelly glass.

(That’s what we got, so that’s what we is having)

Posted by: No Hipster Fooferall at August 26, 2026 09:43 PM (F5CC1)

205 197 You konw what the pro-Israel wing of the Democrat Party is called? The Republican Party.

Posted by: ...
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Golf clap

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:43 PM (ogcfP)

206 >>Posted by: Doug Flutie

He played ball in the town next to me in high school. Nice guy and an exceptional talent.

Whatever you think about him his pass to Phelan was iconic. I remember exactly where I was when he threw that hail Mary. Will never forget it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 09:43 PM (viF8m)

207 Oh - and the Edmonton Elks will have to get used to that smaller endzone used down here.
Posted by: rhomboid



Can we rename them 'Eskimos' again?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 09:44 PM (sAmhv)

208 195 Jaye P. Morgan died on Monday. 94. The Gong Show. I was a teenager when that show was on. Mom hated it.

Folks is dropping like flies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic
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She was a hoot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:45 PM (ogcfP)

209 It's fascinating watching Michigan Democrats try to figure out where they are right now, especially the Jewish ones.

"On the one hand, our Senate nominee wants me and my people dead, but they also oppose Donald Trump..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

210
Mexico, so far from God so close to the United States.
_Carlos Salinas de Gortari, president Mexico 1988

___________

Sorry, pal. You're a mess on your own.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:46 PM (O0L8i)

211 Whatever you think about him his pass to Phelan was iconic. I remember exactly where I was when he threw that hail Mary. Will never forget it.

Posted by: JackStraw



That was an amazing football game! Kosar/Flutie in an hell of a matchup. One of those games where the last team to get the ball was going to win and that was BC.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 09:46 PM (sAmhv)

212 The United States had conquered Mexico with the capture of Mexico City. We are so evil that we gave it back and paid them for other territory we conquered.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:47 PM (KC5Lt)

213 Jaye P. Morgan died on Monday. 94. The Gong Show. I was a teenager when that show was on. Mom hated it.

Folks is dropping like flies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 09:38 PM (0aYVJ)
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I mean, they're old. It happens.

She was one of those "famous for being famous" types, and either high or drunk on most of her appearances. What a time she had.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:49 PM (ZOv7s)

214 Whatever you think about him his pass to Phelan was iconic. I remember exactly where I was when he threw that hail Mary. Will never forget it.

Posted by: JackStraw

I was staying at a hotel in Shreveport participating in the State flag football championship. The bar went absolutely nuts.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:49 PM (KC5Lt)

215 polynikes

We remember, but few others do.

FWIW, President Grant though the Mexican War was "one of the most unjust ever waged by a stronger against a weaker nation."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

216 Huh, I stand corrected. She had success as a singer, yet I've never heard any of her work. Weird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)

217 >>>'m not seeing any parallel between Ukraine, Russia, and Canada.

Interestingly Chrystia Freeland is now working for Zelensky.
It looks like the EU will be laundering seized Russian assets through Canadian banks, and through schemes like carbon credits and capture which really never show any result anyways, and can be skimmed and sent back to Ukraine.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 09:52 PM (rbvCR)

218 204 3 fingers of Ten High in an old jelly glass.

(That’s what we got, so that’s what we is having)

Posted by: No Hipster Fooferall
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Mine is a decagon with two demarcation lines close to the bottom an one close the the shoulder at the top. Measuring lines they are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:52 PM (ogcfP)

219 If the Bills had let Flutie finish what he started they may have won the Superbowl that year. I'm still mad they benched him. Most inexplicable move in NFL history imo.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:52 PM (KC5Lt)

220 >>That was an amazing football game! Kosar/Flutie in an hell of a matchup. One of those games where the last team to get the ball was going to win and that was BC.

It was crazy. If someone wrote a Hollywood script about that game it would have been rejected as fake.

And Flutie really is a good dude. He deserves all the good stuff. Even the boner pill money.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 09:52 PM (viF8m)

221 Jaye P Morgan died.

There's your #3

Posted by: Bob crane at August 26, 2026 09:53 PM (OERWa)

222 Martial arts demo. (Which game was this? I remember it, but not the name of it.)

Similar but not quite right: Karate Champ or Yie-Ar Kung Fu. I don't think either one had a character that had across-the-screen fireball/ki-attack thing like they did at the end.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)

223 212 The United States had conquered Mexico with the capture of Mexico City. We are so evil that we gave it back and paid them for other territory we conquered.

Posted by: polynikes
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We held the city, actually the country, together for four days allowing them time to put a government together.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:56 PM (ogcfP)

224 Jaye P Morgan died.

There's your #3
Posted by: Bob crane at August 26, 2026 09:53 PM (OERWa)

She's your c list celebrity. Rules say it has to be an a lister. Thems the death pool rules.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:56 PM (KC5Lt)

225 If the Bills had let Flutie finish what he started they may have won the Superbowl that year. I'm still mad they benched him. Most inexplicable move in NFL history imo.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:52 PM (KC5Lt)

Wow. I had totally forgotten about that. Such is the fleeting nature of sports. Been a minute.

What could have been.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)

226 >>I was staying at a hotel in Shreveport participating in the State flag football championship. The bar went absolutely nuts.

It was absolutely nuts. The whole game was classic but to finish it like that was off the charts.

Boston almost exploded.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)

227 Thank. You Salty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 09:58 PM (JRv3B)

228 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)

Flutie Flakes !!

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:58 PM (KC5Lt)

229 ___________

Sorry, pal. You're a mess on your own.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Last time I noticed, he exited Mexico after his tenure and became a professor at Harvard.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 09:58 PM (ogcfP)

230 noodly

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 10:01 PM (ogcfP)

231 ONT up

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 10:01 PM (KC5Lt)

232 She's your c list celebrity. Rules say it has to be an a lister. Thems the death pool rules.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 09:56 PM (KC5Lt)
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She was a C-list that briefly became A-list because of the Gong Show.

She was a has-been who got a second wind and made the most of it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 26, 2026 10:03 PM (ZOv7s)

233 Dumping your bitchy wife and finding a younger, hotter girl was literally the reason the Church of England exists today.

Just like the opening act of Romeo & Juliet: tough Catholic street punk, looking for a fight, snapping fingers and biting thumbs.
Storing up the old points in Heaven. Ooh -- switchblade!

You people make the Shias and Sunnis look almost civilized.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 26, 2026 10:07 PM (zdLoL)

234 "Stop Touching Me" - followed by "He Started It."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 26, 2026 10:09 PM (w6EFb)

235 Interestingly Chrystia Freeland is now working for Zelensky.
It looks like the EU will be laundering seized Russian assets through Canadian banks, and through schemes like carbon credits and capture which really never show any result anyways, and can be skimmed and sent back to Ukraine.
Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 09:52 PM (rbvCR)

They need that some for Ukraine but mostly since EU banks are nearly insolvent themselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (uhVAy)

Quick Hits

Why are drug stores closing locations in blue cities and turning them into "medicine deserts" where old people must travels miles and miles to get prescriptions filled? I don't know why. It makes no sense. It must be Because Racism.


@EYakoby

BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.

Exactly what we've said for three years.

Blue on Blue Violence. I sure hope no one gets hurt.


A trio of vocally pro-Israel House Democrats were given powerful posts on the House Foreign Affairs Committee on Tuesday, with one taking the reins of the subcommittee that oversees U.S.-Middle East policy.

Why it matters: It is a substantial win for the party's pro-Israel wing despite growing pro-Palestinian sentiment among the party's grassroots.

And it could have global ramifications, with Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) indicating that, if he becomes chair of the Middle East and North Africa subcommittee next year, he will use the position to shore up U.S. support for Israel.

"If Democrats take control of the House, I'll be in a position to help steer U.S. policy on Israel and the Middle East," he told Axios.

Driving the news: In addition to Moskowitz leading Democrats on the MENA subcommittee, pro-Israel Reps. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) and Wesley Bell (D-Mo.) were appointed to the Foreign Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wisc.), a pro-Palestinian progressive and prolific critic of the pro-Israel group AIPAC, was also appointed to the panel.

Moskowitz, Wasserman Schultz and Bell all dispatched left-wing primary challengers this election cycle who went after their support of Israel.

Mamdani discovers another religion he must make submit.

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said on Tuesday he did not support an upcoming event in his city featuring the leader of the Hindu nationalist group that is the ideological parent of India's ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP).

Mohan Bhagwat, chief of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), is scheduled to speak at a Manhattan event on Saturday, according to the event's website.

"I don't support the rally, but I don't know if the city has any jurisdiction to cancel a private event," Mamdani, who is the first Muslim and Indian American mayor of New York City, said when asked if the event should be canceled.

"The vision of India that I was taught by my family and one that I grew up being very familiar with was of a pluralistic society of a secular Republic that believed in the belonging of each and every person who was from India. And it has been incredibly troubling to see the rise of a movement that is predicated on an exclusionary vision."

Oh he demands India be an "inclusive" government?

Does he make the same demand of Muslim governments, I do wonder?

No I don't wonder that at all.

Woman parodies the darkest of all social media "trends," "Mothers" proudly telling the world they hate their children and would do the "Same" as Lindsay.

Note that is a parody. I wouldn't say she's undermining the seriousness of this situation. I myself have found it difficult to even talk about it, because it's so dark and disgusting and speaks poorly for the future of mankind. And I mean the short-term future -- what will happen in 10-15 years? How many Child-Murdering Feminist "Heroes" will we live to see?

For me, the only way I can even begin to address this horror is through parodies like this.

THEN: Chris Cuomo says that covid "misinformation" is the greatest threat to this country and must be suppressed through censorship.

LATER: Chris Cuomo says he never advocated for censorship and is stridently a free speech warrior.

Woke 1 was crazyyyy, man.

Is Michigan okay?

fckthenuclearfamily.jpg

Abdulrahman Hussein Al-Sayed: Why do people keep asking me about my most prominent surrogate who I've campaigned with for a year?

And why do we have to talk about my embrace of cutting off the dicks and tits of confused children? Can't we just talk about "gas prices," which I never mentioned through four years of Biden?

Completely unrelated video.

Chunk has thoughts:

By the way: Hunter Biden supports Hasan Piker. And so does Super-Conservative THE Rick Wilson, who says that Piker's call for actual violence against American Jews is just "shit-talking."

And also by the way: Rick Wilson is such a non-entity that account doesn't even mention his name. (May it be accursed forever, and may his shame follow his children forever like flies follow the droppings of an ass.)

Transgender woman, by which I mean low-T man, "Sarah" McBride: It's "cruel" and "inhumane" to deport foreign criminals, including terrorists, murderers, and child murderers.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Holy smokes YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP.

Democrats are rallying behind this illegal alien saying he was wrongfully arrested by ICE, because he's a "father"

It turns out -- he's a convicted CHILD ABUSER, has been charged for criminal s*xual PENETRATION, child abuse, domestic violence, and child abandonment, per @AliBradleyTV

THIS IS WHO THEY DEFEND

They didn't stop to wait for the facts to come out because they don't actually care.

In fact, they want him to vote in our elections, not just NOT be deported.


candaceowensturns.jpg

Okay, that one is actually fake.

For the moment. We'll see.

Rubio's work is never done:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 Quickies!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

3 Who wouldn't want to pick up their prescriptions at a place that resembles an escape room.

And toothpaste.

Go back to square three.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

4 "Nuclear family domicile"?

Like one of those fallout shelter thingies they had back in the '50s?

Posted by: Overly Literal Guy at August 26, 2026 06:13 PM (IG3/x)

5 Not for nothing, Rubio looks better than most transvestites.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 06:15 PM (XV/Pl)

6 He doesn’t support the rally and his first impulse: check to see if I can cancel it!

GTFO
You are not American

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 06:15 PM (4KUe5)

7 > 3 Who wouldn't want to pick up their prescriptions at a place that resembles an escape room.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

Right. At some point the expense of the security becomes so great, and the annoyance of it drives away so many legitimate customers, that there's just no profit to be had.

Maybe MummyDummy will open up some free drugstores while he's at it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:16 PM (IG3/x)

8 That is both an amusing and sadly accurate "Free Palestine" mattress /car meme.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:16 PM (W90Ou)

9 BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.


That means the actual number is in the thousands.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (cpFbA)

10 Free Palestine (with purchase of second Palestine of equal or greater value).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (IG3/x)

11 That's right.

Abdul has to get through September 11th and October 7th without saying or doing something stupid.

Good luck.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)

12 In fact, they want him to vote in our elections, not just NOT be deported.
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Worse. The Dems want him to run for office or be appointed as a judge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:18 PM (FZ29D)

13 Illegals are the new minority for the Marxists to fight tooth and nail for

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 06:18 PM (Ia/+0)

14 The We Don't Know What A Woman is National Basketball Association has denied White and Kanter eligibility for the draft.

Posted by: Usual Reasons at August 26, 2026 06:19 PM (V362x)

15 UNWRA should be designated a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:19 PM (kLvfY)

16 The Axios "Why it matters:" signal is such a perfect symbol of millennial's and Z's mental retardation. I chuckle every time I see it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:20 PM (dK+Kv)

17 Did Mamdani's parents teach him this pluralistic view of India? Because they sure didn't believe in to be true of Uganda. His family was part of a wealthy colonial class. They were expelled from Uganda in 1972, but returned in the 1980s.

"The Indian (or “Asian”/South Asian) community in Uganda—largely of Gujarati origin, including merchants, traders, and business families who arrived under British colonial rule—was a small minority (roughly 1% or less of the population at its peak of ~80,000–100,000 people). Before Idi Amin’s 1972 expulsion order, they dominated much of the formal economy: contemporary and later accounts commonly state they owned a large majority of businesses (figures often cited in the 75–90% range) and generated the overwhelming share of tax revenues."

Posted by: 29Victor at August 26, 2026 06:20 PM (0MjtC)

18 I sure hope Xcancel comes back soon.

Would be nice to view 90% of the content here and at TGP, Instapundit, CTH, and everywhere else I read.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 26, 2026 06:20 PM (IhL8c)

19 Sweetness, I was only joking when I said
I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.

Thinking the Democrats should play that at their campaign rallies.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 26, 2026 06:21 PM (QaH55)

20 Marco on the right looks like a present day version of Sean Young

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM (TbVRb)

21 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:20 PM (dK+Kv)

I think Ace said "Axios is the Highlights for Children of Buzzfeeds". Heh.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM (IhL8c)

22 Amazing someone criticized mourning Dolly Parton for not thinking of the Palis.

That sounds like a meme, it’s so ‘on the nose.’

Seriously, you are an NPC if you respond with that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM (4KUe5)

23 14 The We Don't Know What A Woman is National Basketball Association has denied White and Kanter eligibility for the draft.
Posted by: Usual Reasons at August 26, 2026 06:19 PM (V362x)

Without actually stating why...

Which makes it... interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (mP0Kj)

24 Marco Rubio in a reboot of Bosom Buddies and playing both roles?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (kLvfY)

25 BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.

Exactly what we've said for three years.
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UNWRA should be designated a terrorist organization.
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And attacked with whatever military assets we have in the region until they are eliminated.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

26 first Dolly Parton - now Tim Curry?

They come in threes - so who's next?

Posted by: Boswell at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (j10i6)

27 “If Democrats take control of the House, I’ll be in a position to help steer US policy on Israel and the Middle East,” Moskowitz told Axios. Glad to see the Dem leadership learned it's lesson! Instead of listening to the democratic voters across the country and push back against Israel, they've decided to go with some of AIPACs favorite stooges. What a joke.

Moskowitz is a self-proclaimed "DeSantis Democrat" so he's a lost cause

anyone in florida chas a mandate from heaven to vote republican just this once. This guy being in charge of israel policy is more dangerous thab another generic republican

Party leadership is still dead set on being pro Israel and most DSA electeds won't even call out Jeffries or Schumer.

The Democrats are really showing the limits of democracy by their refusal to budge on an 80/20 issue because their money demands it. Same with data centers.

Reminder: Favoring any nation over the U.S. is called treason. With DWS and Moskowitz running in newly gerrymandered districts, I won't shed a tear if they lose. 

Idiots. They are buckling down to fight the coming storm. Well, guess what? Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (G/onT)

28 >>>How many Child-Murdering Feminist "Heroes" will we live to see?

It's not even feminism, even though those retards might be looking to co-opt the situation.

Chick was on every combination of mind and mood altering drugs mathematically possible and was clearly suffering from some post-partum difficulties. Nice hero you got there, uggos.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (dK+Kv)

29 If the trade ear continues will Canada close the St Lawrence Seaway ? They control 10 of the 12 locks. They closed it before when unions went on strike.
In midterm Senate races 4 swing states are also border states 😁

Posted by: Paul at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (w54sG)

30 Muslim politicians. You people, Americans, voted for this sharia shitshow. I won't be baited into saying something I can't take back. Time to get more popcorn.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 06:24 PM (FR9Sb)

31 > 22 Amazing someone criticized mourning Dolly Parton for not thinking of the Palis.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM (4KUe5)

Even the DSA expressed condolences.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:24 PM (IG3/x)

32 What year did 10/7 happen? The crack UNWRA couldn't slow this anymore? Amateurs. -- The FBI, probably

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 26, 2026 06:24 PM (bX16E)

33 JK Rowlings nuked someone on X who p1ssed on Dolly by calling her a Trumper.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:25 PM (kLvfY)

34 30 Muslim politicians. You people, Americans, voted for this sharia shitshow. I won't be baited into saying something I can't take back. Time to get more popcorn.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 06:24 PM (FR9Sb)

Remember all the 9/11 Never Forget stuff?

Apparently Never Forget has a 25 year shelf life.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)

35 Boswell

Bill or Joey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (kLvfY)

36 There’s nothing wrong with a quickie, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (W2Pud)

37 I like the 'Any Topic' - 'Palestine' thing.

Topic - I mowed the lawn and my friends' cat Snowflake slept inside all day.

Response - You actually have a house to live in for that cat unlike the poor Palestinians trying to survive the Israeli genocide.


Topic - I wonder if anything happened in the WNBA today.

Response - The evil Jews bombed an elementary school yesterday killing all the 5 year old kids that were there for WNBA appreciation day!!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)

38 I don't have the faintest clue who Mike Rogers is but he's got my vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:28 PM (guGkK)

39 Bill or Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (kLvfY)

My money is on Joey Scranton - Billy Bob is too full of STDs - he's preserved in them.

Posted by: Boswell at August 26, 2026 06:28 PM (j10i6)

40 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:28 PM (guGkK)

Republican for Congress Running against Abdullah (sp?) Al,-Sayed in MI

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:30 PM (xSAlF)

41 There’s nothing wrong with a quickie, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (W2Pud)

Not nearly long enough. I am packing a lunch and hanging out all day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:31 PM (dK+Kv)

42 "There’s nothing wrong with a quickie, you know."

With you? Never a quickie. Always a longie!

Posted by: Vlamir D. at August 26, 2026 06:31 PM (29vmI)

43 26 first Dolly Parton - now Tim Curry?

They come in threes - so who's next?

Well, the magic number appears to be 80 Y/o. If you make it past 80 it appears you a golden ....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at August 26, 2026 06:31 PM (pL0ET)

44 How old is Wolf Blitzer or Al Sharpton?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:32 PM (kLvfY)

45 38 I don't have the faintest clue who Mike Rogers is but he's got my vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:28 P

He's running against Abdul in Michigan. I swear I've seen the commercials they are running against him on Detroit tv before.


Nightly News

-Nepal
- San Francisco Owner prostitution video
- Dolly
- Meta deal
- Khalid al-mohammad to stand trial
- Philly mask guy caught
- Tim Curry

Leading off.

NBC - Nepal
ABC - Nepal
CBS - Nepal.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

46 Sec. of State Rubio is looking good! Spectacular, even.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:33 PM (7kksU)

47 Republican for Congress Running against Abdullah (sp?) Al,-Sayed in MI
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:30 PM (xSAlF)



Thanks.

I would vote for Bubbles the Chimp over that vicious POS Sayed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)

48 Seriously, you are an NPC if you respond with that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM


Programming the NPCs is literally what most of the media, our public schools, and our universities spend most of their time performing.

Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded, which is why all of the facile propaganda is targeted at Democrats.

Unfortunately, it is working quite well.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (HlyYF)

49 39 Bill or Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (kLvfY)

My money is on Joey Scranton - Billy Bob is too full of STDs - he's preserved in them.

Biden has been brain dead for years and is nothing more than Star Fleet Captain Chris Pike since leaving office...
Technically he does not count for a number 3....

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 26, 2026 06:35 PM (b/4LV)

50 I would vote for Bubbles the Chimp over that vicious POS Sayed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)
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Make Great Apes Great Again!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:36 PM (FZ29D)

51 How old is Wolf Blitzer or Al Sharpton?
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Yes

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:37 PM (7kksU)

52 Shelley Fabares died the other day, age 82.

Posted by: RIP, Mary Stone at August 26, 2026 06:37 PM (JM9I6)

53 New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said on Tuesday he did not support an upcoming event in his city
***

I foresee the 25th anniversary of 9/11 as being somewhat lit.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 06:37 PM (lCppi)

54 Well, the magic number appears to be 80 Y/o. If you make it past 80 it appears you a golden ....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at August 26, 2026 06:31 PM


I believe the latest betting odds for Keith Richards in the dead pool have the over/under currently pegged as the year 2092.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (HlyYF)

55 Giving a chimp a stripper name should kind of be a red flag somewhere.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (Sco7b)

56 I just pulled a tick or something out of my leg. Ewwww.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (lCppi)

57 Well, the magic number appears to be 80 Y/o. If you make it past 80 it appears you a golden ....

**********

Uhhh, Trump is still 80, so that rule better be some cosmic bullshit

On the other hand everyone on The View looks 80 so here’s hoping…

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (fapp/)

58 99% of the American Sheeple have never heard of Nepal ?

Most think Nepal is Rupals's drag queen sister...

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (b/4LV)

59 46 Sec. of State Rubio is looking good! Spectacular, even.
Posted by: Common Tater

That Dr. Frank-n-Furter cosplay has me all hot and bothered...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 26, 2026 06:39 PM (G/onT)

60 Cenk is a douche like El Sayed is a douche.

Very condescending when challenged, refuses to address substance, uses cheap debate tactics.

"I demand to know. Has El Sayed stopped beating his wife?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

61 Sec. of State Rubio is looking good! Spectacular, even.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:33 PM (7kksU)


Fabulous, even.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)

62 Paul Sperry on the Islam encroachment in our cities. Leads off with Paterson NJ:

AMERICAN MEDINAS: TURNING US CITIES INTO ‘BEACHHEADS’ FOR ISLAM

https://tinyurl.com/4kaezh68

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (kX27y)

63 Why do people on mental health stabilizing drugs keep killing other people?

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (SwyyQ)

64 99% of the American Sheeple have never heard of Nepal ?

I spent a week there once. It wasn't so great even before the floods. I can only imagine what its like now.

I do admire their big Stupas, I cannot lie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (guGkK)

65 Nepal is a spectacular country with incredible people, living at 15,000' ain't for sissies.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (7kksU)

66 I would vote for Bubbles the Chimp over that vicious POS Sayed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)

Not happening.
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Posted by: Sheryl Crow at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (L1CjM)

67 The Partition of India occurred in August 1947 when British rule ended, dividing the subcontinent into two independent dominions: India (Hindu-majority) and Pakistan (Muslim-majority). This division was enacted via the Indian Independence Act passed by the British Parliament on July 18, 1947, and implemented on August 14–15, 1947.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (4NO2D)

68 Key aspects of the partition include:

Causes: Rising communal tensions between Hindus and Muslims, driven by the Two-Nation Theory and demands by Muhammad Ali Jinnah and the Muslim League for a separate Muslim state to ensure political representation.
Borders: The borders, known as the Radcliffe Line, were drawn by Sir Cyril Radcliffe in just five weeks, a hasty process that divided the provinces of Punjab and Bengal along religious lines.
Human Cost: The partition triggered one of history's largest mass migrations, displacing approximately 15 million people. It was accompanied by severe communal violence, resulting in an estimated 200,000 to 2 million deaths.
Long-term Impact: The partition created geopolitical tensions, particularly over Kashmir, and led to the eventual separation of East Pakistan into Bangladesh in 1971. It also left unresolved territorial disputes and deep social scars that continue to influence India-Pakistan relations. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (4NO2D)

69 Make Great Apes Great Again!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:36 PM (FZ29D)


Hear, hear!

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (rbvCR)

70 My money's on Chuck Cunningham being the next celeb death. Carrying the burden of being shipped off to college never to be seen again, must be trying to body and soul. The weight of this for a half century is too much to bear.

Posted by: Un-Happy Days at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (JM9I6)

71 Keith Richards has been claimed by the Cali Cartel because when he passes on they while medically withdraw all the drugs from his body for resale on the black market...

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (WoQyw)

72 "Sec. of State Rubio is looking good! Spectacular, even."

Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much of a man by the light of day,/ but by night I'm one hell of a lover!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 26, 2026 06:42 PM (GMWTj)

73 Make Great Apes Great Again!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:36 PM (FZ29D)

Hear, hear!

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (rbvCR)
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Oook!

Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at August 26, 2026 06:43 PM (FZ29D)

74 What people are beginning to notice about the "Palestine" issue is that it also has no substance and is merely an organizing principle, a talisman, by which practitioners of the globohomo religion identify fellow believers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

75 Hey - number 3

Bill or Hillary?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b)

76 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)

Quite understandable feelings .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:44 PM (JrHfD)

77 71 Keith Richards has been claimed by the Cali Cartel because when he passes on they while medically withdraw all the drugs from his body for resale on the black market...

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM


The cartels have become more creative ... since Trump bombed several cigarette boats and boarded some mini-subs.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 06:44 PM (HlyYF)

78 Oh great.......

After five weeks of grueling testimony, the judge in Lindsay Clancy’s murder trial has allowed jurors to consider a manslaughter charge as they weigh the mother’s fate.

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

79 Why do people on mental health stabilizing drugs keep killing other people?

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (SwyyQ)

Read her story. Sounds like a medical malpractice prima facie case. Such a tragedy, most likely preventable with a proper standard of care.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)

80 What people are beginning to notice about the "Palestine" issue is that it also has no substance and is merely an organizing principle, a talisman, by which practitioners of the globohomo religion identify fellow believers.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)
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A bit ironic considering what the "Palestinians" would do to the globohomo cult...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (FZ29D)

81 Marco Dolly - LOL!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)

82 Supposably, Keef quit smoking ciggies. I've no idea if he's managed this for any length of time.

It's fun watching or listening to interviews because he has this habit of sort of mumbling at the end of a sentence and trailing off into nothingness and a dismissive wave of the hand. WTF did he just say?? But he manages to impart what he was trying to say, somehow.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (7kksU)

83 > 70 My money's on Chuck Cunningham being the next celeb death. Carrying the burden of being shipped off to college never to be seen again, must be trying to body and soul. The weight of this for a half century is too much to bear.
Posted by: Un-Happy Days at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (JM9I6)


That's okay. They'll still have two spares.


My theory was always that Chuck turned out to be gay, and the rest of the family Did Not Speak Of Him Again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (IG3/x)

84 > 82 Supposably, Keef quit smoking ciggies.

He did.

He'd said in the past that it was far easier to quit heroin than cigarettes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:46 PM (IG3/x)

85 Read her story. Sounds like a medical malpractice prima facie case. Such a tragedy, most likely preventable with a proper standard of care.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)


Some of the meds they give are extremely addictive, and can take years to get clean of the withdrawls.

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:46 PM (rbvCR)

86 My theory was always that Chuck turned out to be gay, and the rest of the family Did Not Speak Of Him Again.


Rumor has it that Chuck now plays in the WNBA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)

87 Who is Sec Rubio in the black garter outfit?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 06:47 PM (hzuYO)

88 fick

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (0aYVJ)

89 63 Why do people on mental health stabilizing drugs keep killing other people?
Posted by: Max Power

Because they failed to add Rexulti into the cocktail, why else?

Posted by: Otsuka Pharmaceutical at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (JM9I6)

90 The cartels have become more creative ... since Trump bombed several cigarette boats and boarded some mini-subs.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 06:44 PM (HlyYF)


President de la Espriella of Colombia has announced that they are going to start deporting illegal aliens, starting with the criminals and politically active.
This has the Colombian left, and others wringing their hands about the MAGAfication of Colombia.

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (rbvCR)

91 Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?

Posted by: Brad Majors at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (0sNs1)

92 > 99% of the American Sheeple have never heard of Nepal ?

Unironically using the word, "sheeple" is retarded.

Most Americans have heard of Nepal because most Americans have heard of Mount Everest.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (mkw2N)

93 Look up Gavan O'Herlihy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (0aYVJ)

94 He was Chuck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

95 In Happy Days.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

96 a talisman, by which practitioners of the globohomo religion identify fellow believers
------

There's a lot of that, it's a kind of winnowing process. You're either On the Bus, or Off the Bus kind of dichotomy. If you're not a Team Player, then extra attention can be applied, malicious compliance, you name it. Get Your Mind Right, Comrade.

"I'm not political" is not allowed. "Silence is Violence", so one must vocally APPROVE of whatever the latest cause of the day might be. No staying on the sidelines. This is a pretty big shift from the past, at least in the U.S.A. "You will be made to care" they said.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (7kksU)

97 Grrr. This girthy post full of X links, and XCancel's been shut down. Sigh...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (o/vJD)

98 > 91 Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?
Posted by: Brad Majors at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (0sNs1)

Sam' way dat dey mad' de' daughter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (IG3/x)

99 My bet for #3 is either Clint Eastwood or Bruce Willis.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

100 Why did I do it this way? Because, for some gawdam reason I get rejected whenever I reference this particular character. Why? But it has been going on for years.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (0aYVJ)

101 The partition is often described as there being a lot of violence on both sides. I wondered about that for a while, and a few years ago I looked into it, and from what I could learn, it was like 80% muslims killing hindus and some hindus defending themselves.

but it was very bloody.

The problem there, as in everywhere else the muslims have conquered, is that there are always isolated towns and valleys that are mostly christian/jew/hindu/whatever and when the country flips, they are slowly all murdered. Often over centuries.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (vIkNX)

102 ChristyBlinky, it is Frank N. Furter.
This means nothing if you don't know the Rocky Horror cannon.

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (rbvCR)

103 Most Americans have heard of Nepal because most Americans have heard of Mount Everest.

FUN FACT: The border between Tibet and Nepal crosses directly over the summit of Mt. Everest, making half of the mountain in Tibet and half of it in some other country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (guGkK)

104 Who is Sec Rubio in the black garter outfit?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 06:47 PM


Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Posted by: Brad Majors at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (0sNs1)

105 > 94 He was Chuck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

One of them. There were two others -- one in the pilot, two in the regular show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (IG3/x)

106 Keith quit heroin in 1978 and never went back. He deserves credit. He lost access to pharmaceutical grade heroin and knew he would be dead buying/using street stuff.

Posted by: Dee Dee Ramone at August 26, 2026 06:52 PM (JM9I6)

107 > FUN FACT: The border between Tibet and Nepal crosses directly over the summit of Mt. Everest, making half of the mountain in Tibet and half of it in some other country.

SHEEPLE!!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 06:53 PM (mkw2N)

108 Harris Beating Michelle Obama and AOC Among Young Democrats In 2028 Poll.

Why do they keep including Michelle Obama in these polls? She has has shown 0 interest in running for office and she pretty much hated Barack being president from all accounts.

Hill dog was the most popular politician in the country at one point. They'd simply turn on the attack machine and make half the country hate her so much the median voter would say "where there's smoke there fire"

Hillary probably would have won the primary and general if she ran in 2020. She was polling similar numbers as Harris now

if AOC gears up for a presidential run she would trounce Kamala with younger voters.

Us clearly not ready for a women president. Democrats just need to win. Biden wasn’t a shiny choice, and didn’t seem progressive. But he was the most progressive president ever and won.

Not gonna lie. Part of me wants Hillary or Harris to come back and whoop a republicans butt. Don’t know if that’s wise, but I will say part of me wants that.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 06:53 PM (G/onT)

109 BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.
_________________________

Ummmm....shouldn't this be a pretty big deal? Because, the an official arm of the UN being involved in murder, rape, kidnapping and unsanctioned armed conflict seems like a pretty big deal.

We should probably send a nasty letter to the UN.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 06:53 PM (dIske)

110 My bet for #3 is either Clint Eastwood or Bruce Willis.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

Probably not Bruce. My Dad had the same frontal lobe dementia as Bruce, but he was otherwise physically okay, for several years.

Until the stroke. That's when everything went south.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:54 PM (0aYVJ)

111 The Grim Reaper passing by Biden's house in Delaware singing.................

"Bring Out Your Dead"

"Bring Out Your Dead"

This Joe Bribrum and I am not "Physically" Dead Yet......

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (j93VM)

112 Shelley Fabares died the other day, age 82.
Posted by: RIP, Mary Stone at August 26, 2026 06:37 PM (JM9I6)

80 (and 82) doesn't seem that old to me anymore, especially when these people look healthy and active. I guess it's later than I think.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (lCppi)

113 ChristyBlinky, it is Frank N. Furter.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe!

That's DOCTOR Frank N Furter!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, transient at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (l26NL)

114 The Brits screwed up the MI and India. We threw their asses out and survived. The Brits have a lot to answer for and now part of the MI gas invaded and will pay them back.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (CUqw+)

115 Us clearly not ready for a women president. Democrats just need to win. Biden wasn’t a shiny choice, and didn’t seem progressive. But he was the most progressive president ever and won.

Good God, they're looking back fondly at the Biden years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (guGkK)

116 We should probably send a nasty letter to the UN.
Posted by: Orson


Candygram for MUNgo~! Candygram for MUNgo~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 06:56 PM (diia5)

117 @87 Dr Frank N Furter, Tim Curry's character in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 06:56 PM (TbVRb)

118 The Grim Reaper passing by Biden's house in Delaware singing.................

"Bring Out Your Dead"

"Bring Out Your Dead"

This Joe Bribrum and I am not "Physically" Dead Yet......

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (j93VM)

Come on, Joe Biden.

*rolls dice*

Bill Clinton? Not bad.

Posted by: Stan at August 26, 2026 06:56 PM (dK+Kv)

119 One of them. There were two others -- one in the pilot, two in the regular show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (IG3/x)

William Atherton was one of them. He was the asshole in Ghostbusters and Real Genius.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:57 PM (0aYVJ)

120 The time of purification is at hand.

Posted by: The Angel of Death in a funny hat at August 26, 2026 06:57 PM (4NO2D)

121 There's a restaurant in Golden, CO that is either Nepalese or Tibetan, I forget which. Really good. GO 'DIGGERS!!!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 06:58 PM (l26NL)

122 biden seems like a good bet for number 3.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 06:58 PM (CUqw+)

123 In 1992, Dick Sargent and LIz Montgomery were the Co-Grand Marshals of the LA Pride Parade. Within 2 years, both would be dead. Let this lesson sink in.

Posted by: Strike Up The Band! at August 26, 2026 06:59 PM (JM9I6)

124 This has the Colombian left, and others wringing their hands about the MAGAfication of Colombia.

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM


So he is going to reduce violent crime in Columbia, AND increase economic growth?

What a bastard!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:00 PM (HlyYF)

125 In 1992, Dick Sargent and LIz Montgomery were the Co-Grand Marshals of the LA Pride Parade. Within 2 years, both would be dead. Let this lesson sink in.
Posted by: Strike Up The Band

Man, that was close!

Posted by: Dick York at August 26, 2026 07:00 PM (l26NL)

126 Biden has been brain dead for years and is nothing more than Star Fleet Captain Chris Pike since leaving office...
Technically he does not count for a number 3....
Posted by: Jackson K. at August 26, 2026 06:35 PM (b/4LV)

But he has stage 84 ovarian cancer!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

127 Shelley Fabares died the other day, age 82.
Posted by: RIP, Mary Stone

Never heard of her. A quick google search immediately clarified why she was well know!

https://tinyurl.com/bdcr9xsv

Lots of photos as a blonde and as a redhead. Cute with a great smile...hard to go wrong with that.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (G/onT)

128 Us clearly not ready for a women president. Democrats just need to win. Biden wasn’t a shiny choice, and didn’t seem progressive. But he was the most progressive president ever and won.

I hate the term "Progressive" !!!!!!!
Nothing Progressive about the Democrat, Commie, Fascist, Homo Loving, Marxist Party of AOC and Schumer.......

Every time they get power, we lose rights and are economically F**ked. How is this "PROGRESSIVE" ??

It will take at least 10 years to recover from the Biden ClusterF**K of 4 years.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (r564k)

129 Qeeif Ellison got his shit pushed in today:

The MN federal judge denied his motion to have the ICE agent in TX kept in jail until Abbott decides on his extradition.
So he'll be freed tomorrow.

Judge said the matter was not ripe for adjudication.

Standing, bitch--super unfair when it's used against you, eh?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (3cUTc)

130 Don't get me started on Pinky Tuscadero!

Posted by: Speaking Of Unstable Women at August 26, 2026 07:02 PM (JM9I6)

131 So he is going to reduce violent crime in Columbia, AND increase economic growth?

What a bastard!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:00 PM (HlyYF)

He's locking down the Folger's coffee sources.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:02 PM (uhVAy)

132 Lots of photos as a blonde and as a redhead. Cute with a great smile...hard to go wrong with that.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (G/onT)

I hate you.

Posted by: Stan at August 26, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)

133 Shelley Fabares died the other day, age 82.
Posted by: RIP, Mary Stone

Never heard of her. A quick google search immediately clarified why she was well know!

https://tinyurl.com/bdcr9xsv

Lots of photos as a blonde and as a redhead. Cute with a great smile...hard to go wrong with that.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (G/onT)

She was the pretty daughter on the Donna Reed show as she grew up.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

134 How can one be bigoted against varmints?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:03 PM (1z8ji)

135 But wait, it gets better:

Queeif Ellison cried, "Greg Abbott is turning Texas into a sanctuary state for violent criminals."

No really, that's his exact quote.

Do tell, you corrupt, illegal alien, pedo-protecting muslim fag.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 07:04 PM (3cUTc)

136 That is both an amusing and sadly accurate "Free Palestine" mattress /car meme.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:16 PM (W90Ou)

It's not a mattress, Fen, it's a box spring. And both those ladies look like they have too much spring in the box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:05 PM (1z8ji)

137 Ummmm....shouldn't this be a pretty big deal?
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Throw it on the pile, along with the veritable mountain of other outrageous shit perpetrated in the last 25 years or so.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 07:05 PM (7kksU)

138 131 So he is going to reduce violent crime in Columbia, AND increase economic growth?

What a bastard!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:00 PM

He's locking down the Folger's coffee sources.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:02 PM


Damn good thing too. Can you imagine what The Morning Report comments section would look like with a bunch of Morons that did NOT get their coffee?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:06 PM (HlyYF)

139 103 Most Americans have heard of Nepal because most Americans have heard of Mount Everest.

FUN FACT: The border between Tibet and Nepal crosses directly over the summit of Mt. Everest, making half of the mountain in Tibet and half of it in some other country.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (guGkK)

Yes, but Shangri-La located in Tibet.

Posted by: Joemarine at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (y171U)

140

I can't imagine how nasty that box spring is. I bet the mattress would be considered as hazardous waste.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (/QHx4)

141 99% of the American Sheeple have never heard of Nepal ?

Unironically using the word, "sheeple" is retarded.

Most Americans have heard of Nepal because most Americans have heard of Mount Everest.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (mkw2N)

Pretty ironic to be on the world's higher plateaus and still get floods.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (uhVAy)

142 The next persin todie will be the persin thats Trump's breath on because his BRESTH STINKS AND DEADERLY !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (B8uQs)

143 Texas gets even better. From GatewayPundit.

Do Democrats even bother to vet their candidates for sexual depravity in their past, or do they just wing it?

This has been an open question since the Graham Platner disaster, but at least the man who won the Maine Democratic senatorial nomination and then was forced to give it up after a rape allegation topped off a long, sordid, and documented history of perversion gave it up. Bobby Pulido is still running, and while he’s never been accused of rape, the Texas U.S. House candidate’s past is so deeply troubling that he should have bowed out long ago.

In the latest resurfaced problem for the congressional hopeful and Tejano music star, Pulido defended the artist behind a controversial 2016 music video in which the musician tortures, gropes, and then kills an unfaithful girlfriend.


Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (Sco7b)

144 I hate you.
Posted by: Stan
_______

I also fell for that Ackbar. But it's our own fault.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (XvL8K)

145 Speaking of blatant racism . . .

Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.
The electric company, NIPSCO, says they were forced to pause work after their crew was shot at while they were helping restore power.
NIPSCO says their employees were scouting when someone started shooting at them. The marked NIPSCO Jeep was reportedly hit twice, with one bullet being lodged in the headrest.

-
If they didn't want to dodge sniper fire they shouldn't have become utilities workers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (ndZc7)

146 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (CUqw+)

India would be a much bigger crap hole than it is today if it wasn't for Britain. They have lot to answer for but they brought western civilization to a lot of countries that needed it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (KC5Lt)

147 134 How can one be bigoted against varmints?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Even Cyclospora and Hanta-infected rats have civil rights!

Posted by: United Brotherhood of Vermin, Local 608 at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (JM9I6)

148 Damn good thing too. Can you imagine what The Morning Report comments section would look like with a bunch of Morons that did NOT get their coffee?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:06 PM (HlyYF)

They need the "Liiichest Kind" from Mrs Olsen.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)

149 Gary, Indiana has become an electricity desert.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 07:08 PM (2Ez/1)

150 Don't get me started on Pinky Tuscadero!
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That demolition derby scene was some of the worst filmography ever directed. A hand held hair dryer was employed at one point, even though exactly ZERO 1950-something rustbuckets had any electrical outlet in which to plug that hairdryer in to.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

151 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (CUqw+)

India would be a much bigger crap hole than it is today if it wasn't for Britain. They have lot to answer for but they brought western civilization to a lot of countries that needed it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (KC5Lt)

Charles Napier vs the Suttee (widow suicide) Fans is the best Multiculturalism ever. Back when the Brits had some starch in them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)

152 Gary, Indiana has become an electricity desert.
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I've seen the talent that sits on that city's town council, and that directs its city government. You all just wait--they're going to surprise us all with their ingenuity and efficiency...just wait!

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

153 Why do people on mental health stabilizing drugs keep killing other people?
Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (SwyyQ)

Constantly crazy is one value of "stable".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (1z8ji)

154 Speaking of blatant racism . . .

Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.
The electric company, NIPSCO, says they were forced to pause work after their crew was shot at while they were helping restore power.
NIPSCO says their employees were scouting when someone started shooting at them. The marked NIPSCO Jeep was reportedly hit twice, with one bullet being lodged in the headrest.

-
If they didn't want to dodge sniper fire they shouldn't have become utilities workers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (ndZc7)

Well Gaaary, send your predominately black Police Force to sweep the streets clean so your predominately black power company can get the job done.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (uhVAy)

155 polynikes. Or they could have left India as they found it and possibly they would have advanced on their own. Nope, had to intervene on their way out the door and now you have two countries at war for decades.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (CUqw+)

156 Gary, Indiana has become an electricity desert.
----

I've seen the talent that sits on that city's town council, and that directs its city government. You all just wait--they're going to surprise us all with their ingenuity and efficiency...just wait!
Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

Gary is the minor league where Chicago politicians learn their craft.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:12 PM (uhVAy)

157 Gary, Indiana has become an electricity desert.
Posted by: Crusader

I still remember the golden class of ought five.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 07:13 PM (l26NL)

158 But wait, it gets better:

Queeif Ellison cried, "Greg Abbott is turning Texas into a sanctuary state for violent criminals."

No really, that's his exact quote.
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If half the house and senate GOP weren't RINO squishes, and Trump and Congress were to jointly declare that Minnesota needed to be re-conquered militarily, my only response would be "God Bless and Godspeed."

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 07:14 PM (TN0g+)

159 India was a massive pile of shit before the British. Grinding, deadly poverty, 600 Maharajahs with little fiefdoms, a backward, horrible mess. Just bringing the railroads was huge, as well as the good the missionaries did.

Posted by: Slumdog Thousandaire at August 26, 2026 07:14 PM (JM9I6)

160 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (CUqw+)

They still shit directly into their rivers and have untouchables 80 years after their independence. That's like saying Haiti would have been a great country if France hadn't ruled them previously.

Okay that one is a possibility.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:16 PM (KC5Lt)

161 Is there ANY predominately black place on the planet that's well run and a white guy could safely settle down and live a
long, happy life?

I'm starting to think Wakanda is a complete drug fueled fantasy.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 07:16 PM (Sco7b)

162 "...as well as the good the missionaries did.
Posted by: Slumdog Thousandaire at August 26, 2026 07:14 PM"


They came to do good and ended up doing very well.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 07:17 PM (2Ez/1)

163 Is there ANY predominately black place on the planet that's well run and a white guy could safely settle down and live a
long, happy life?

I'm starting to think Wakanda is a complete drug fueled fantasy.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 07:16 PM (Sco7b)

Jamaica perhaps?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy)

164 Problems with Proton Mail today:
https://status.proton.me/

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 07:17 PM (Jr5Lq)

165 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (CUqw+)

They still shit directly into their rivers and have untouchables 80 years after their independence. That's like saying Haiti would have been a great country if France hadn't ruled them previously.

Okay that one is a possibility.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:16 PM (KC5Lt)

The other half of the Island was ruled by Spain and isn't always in the news aside from the baseball rookie draft.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:18 PM (uhVAy)

166 Just bringing the railroads was huge, as well as the good the missionaries did.
Posted by: Slumdog Thousandaire

There was a post a while back, I think an ONT that outlined the two great cultural ideas that will forever hold India back.

1. Something like Jugend which means to break every law to get ahead. Never give a suck an even break, and

2. Izzyat. Never, ever under any circumstance take responsibility especially if you were responsible for whatever catastrophe.

I may have misspelled those.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 07:19 PM (l26NL)

167 Nice tits, Marco.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 07:20 PM (ybv6C)

168 nood

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

169 Jamaica perhaps?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:17 P

A random search says watch your back.
Back to work.

I hope you and everyone here have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 07:21 PM (Sco7b)

170 10 Free Palestine (with purchase of second Palestine of equal or greater value).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (IG3/x)

Here's the silly part: Palestine IS free. You can live there so long as you don't get all splodey. There are Arabs in the Knesset, for heaven's sake.

It's Gaza that is under the jackboot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 07:22 PM (ybv6C)

171 India has an inclusive society. Everyone is included in one class or another.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:22 PM (MWfyi)

172 Deserts, too. No rain for months and months at a time. But when it does, watch out. Flash floods. All those spectacular slot canyons and weirdly eroded canyons and spires become rushing torrents of mud and debris. Kills a few every year, because it might not even be raining in the general area. If you see the water rising in the dry creekbed, seek higher ground right away. YouTube has some interesting vids on that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 07:23 PM (7kksU)

173 They still shit directly into their rivers and have untouchables 80 years after their independence.
Posted by: polynikes

They also bath and drink from that same river, usually at the same time. I've seen videos of bloated corpses floating by these people doing their morning necessaries. Evidently, it's a Hindu thing to float down the Ganges when you die. And they do. It's disturbing.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)

174 I hate modern society and especially the stupid trans movement and the therapists that push it.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

175 Everything is free in Palestine?
Thanks UN

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)

176 Jamaica perhaps?
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A random search says watch your back.


When the cruise ship we were on docked in Jamaica, we were specifically warned not to leave the gated port area without an escort.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 26, 2026 07:25 PM (vTZFs)

177 Remember all the 9/11 Never Forget stuff?

Apparently Never Forget has a 25 year shelf life.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)

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25 years? Within months there were Democrats who insinuated we deserved it.

Posted by: Decaf at August 26, 2026 07:26 PM (ZNpJk)

178 There has never been an MLB player born in Haiti.

Posted by: No Surprise at August 26, 2026 07:30 PM (JM9I6)

179 My corpse will float down the Susquehanna into the Chesapeake Bay just to piss off Wes Moore (and Doof).

Posted by: Happy Harry at August 26, 2026 07:32 PM (JM9I6)

180 I think at some level my mother must have hated me. I think that she hates me now.

Posted by: Jack at August 26, 2026 07:38 PM (jE5Mf)

181 Tim Curry. Favorite song of his was played nightly by a DJ on local station. I Do The Rock.
Love that song.
Great narrator for A Series of Unfortunate Events.
And a costar with The Donald on Home Alone 2.
Don't know if we will feel the same affection for the current celebs.
RIP, Mr. Curry.

And there is no Palestine.

Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at August 26, 2026 08:06 PM (P5+26)

Court Rulings: Rogue Woke Biden Judge Lifts Her Stay on Trump's Reasonable Order to Check Mail-In Ballot Addressees Against the Citizenship Rolls; Monica McIver Loses In Her Bid for Immunity When She Physically Assaults Federal Officers

The Supreme Court recently lifted the stay on Trump's executive order to the Post Office to check mail-in ballot names against a list of US citizens.

The rogue woke judge who initially issued that stay came up with a Brand New Reason to defy the Supreme Court: She said that because the Post Office had continued making plans for the eventuality that her order was reversed, they had defied her original, lawless and now reversed order, and so she ordered her stay back into effect, the Supreme Court be damned:


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·

🚨 HOLY CRAP SHE'S GOING ROGUE.

Leftist Judge Indira Talwani spits in the face of the Supreme Court and just ruled that Trump's U.S. Postal Service has hereby VIOLATED her block on the mail-in ballot security rules

She's going off, aggressively accusing Trump's team of "complete noncompliance"

This comes after SCOTUS UPHELD -- for now -- Trump's EO and rules to secure mail-in ballots...

IT'S TIME.

IMPEACH JUDGE TALWANI. Or it won't stop.

Her initial stay was unlawful and wrongheaded, but she believes that the Post Office planning for the likely outcome of it being revered constituted "complete noncompliance" so she reinstates the stay the Supreme Court just lifted.

As that guy says -- she must be impeached, and if the GOP wants its voters to bother voting for them, they must impeach her.

The last time the Supreme Court overruled her, she said she would abide by their ruling, "reluctantly," while writing an order re-asserting all of the bullshit reasons she cited for issuing it in the first place.

Now, once again reluctantly, she again removes the stay she seems absolutely demon-possessed to issue:


Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

9m

🚨 BREAKING -- IT'S OFFICIAL: Activist Obama Judge Indira Talwani has reluctantly LIFTED her injunction that blocked President Trump's mail-in ballot restriction order from going into effect

USPS can now ONLY mail ballots to LEGAL voters verified by DHS and SSA🔥

Thanks, SCOTUS!


From Crusader: The fat sack of racist-grievance crap Monica McIver attacked workers at the Newark DHS processing station, for which she was arrested.

She claimed immunity under the Constitution's Speech and Debate Clause, which, as you might guess from the perfectly clear English words, immunizes Congressmen from lawsuit based on their speech in Congress. (And bad judicial rulings have extended this to speech made outside of Congress, too, so long as it's supposedly "in furtherance of their duties" as Congressman.)

This High-Calorie, Low-IQ woman decided that she's also immune to criminal process for punching cops.

A federal judge denied her motion to grant her Star Chamber powers to attack anyone she disagrees with.

Rep. LaMonica McIver is not immune from prosecution for her contact with ICE officials during a heated scrum at New Jersey's Delaney Hall detention facility, even though it occurred during a legislative investigation, a federal appeals court panel ruled Wednesday.

"The charged conduct ... is unambiguously non-legislative," 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Cindy Chung, a Biden appointee, wrote in a 2-1 opinion joined by Judge Stephanos Bibas, a Trump appointee.

McIver is facing three federal charges related to alleged assaults on ICE officials and interference with them during a May 2025 oversight visit to Delaney Hall. McIver and two other Democratic lawmakers were present when federal officials moved into a small crowd to arrest Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, who joined them on the oversight visit. The confrontation escalated and became physical, and McIver was ultimately charged with making physical contact with the officials.

The 3rd Circuit ruling sustains the bulk of the criminal case against the Democratic lawmaker despite her protestation that the charges were brought for political purposes. McIver pointed to commentary by Trump, his allies and the former federal prosecutor who brought the case at the time: Alina Habba, a former Trump personal lawyer and current White House aide.

McIver had argued that she could not be prosecuted because the Constitution's "speech or debate" clause grants lawmakers immunity for their legislative actions.

Of course a Clinton appointee dissented, stating that while he would not necessarily throw the charges out, he would like to see if Trump's supposed "retaliation" against her grants her the immunity for punching cops she craves.


Fox News Politics
@foxnewspolitics

2h

A Biden-appointed federal judge just sided with the Trump administration against a House Democrat accused of assaulting ICE officers -- rejecting her claim that slamming her forearm into a federal agent was protected legislative activity.

Rep. LaMonica McIver, D-N.J., tried to get the case thrown out by arguing legislative immunity. The Third Circuit wasn't buying it. The 2-1 ruling found that physically striking federal officers is "unambiguously non-legislative" and "not integral to the legislative process." Two of her three counts survive.

McIver fired back, calling the decision wrong and vowing she will "not fold to this administration." The charges stem from a chaotic May 2025 confrontation at Delaney Hall detention center in Newark, where Democratic officials showed up unannounced and the situation devolved into a physical standoff with ICE agents.


McIver:

The low-impulse-control sub-cretin claimed that she was experiencing "trauma" just by returning to the federal building where she committed violence against a man. See, she hits people, and feels "traumatized" for having been forced to hit people.

This "trauma" is however not quite so "traumatic" as to keep her away from holding a press conference at the site of her Traumatic Punching A Guy Incident.

A black woman is speaking, and we are listening, and we are learning.

I think Nux says that but he didn't make it up -- that really is a claim of the insane racist left. They claim that when a "black woman is speaking" everyone else, especially white (spit) men (spit), are required to listen and learn.

I wonder if we are also required to listen and learn when they assault us.

Woke 1 was crazyyyy, man. I'm so glad that's all over now.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:05 PM




Comments

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1 We need a place to put insane judges.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 05:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

2 So tired of hearing about judges.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:05 PM (ExV1e)

3 I'm up for a ban on female and foreign born judges AT ANY LEVEL

we need to stop it and figure out exactly what is going on with them

they b cray cray

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 05:08 PM (j+aD2)

4 As that guy says -- she must be impeached, and if the GOP wants its voters to bother voting for them, they must impeach her.

Impeachment is a waste of time. It takes 2/3 of the Senate to vote to remove her and I bet we wouldn't even get all the 'Republicans'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)

5 1 We need a place to put insane judges.
Posted by: Piper
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Fun fact. First successful impeachment of a federal judge actually involved insanity. Judge Pickering went insane on the bench--impeached and removed.

Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)

6 BREAKING -- IT'S OFFICIAL: Activist Obama Judge Indira Talwani has reluctantly LIFTED her injunction that blocked President Trump's mail-in ballot restriction order from going into effect


She got a call from SCOTUS. And this was her second call, she needs to have congress start impeachment on her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 05:09 PM (cpFbA)

7 She is the Law.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 05:09 PM (RIvkX)

8 >>(And bad judicial rulings have extended this to speech made outside of Congress, too, so long as it's supposedly "in furtherance of their duties" as Congressman.)


about 20 years ago one got into a drunken accident at 2:00AM, and told the cops "you can't touch me, I'm on my way to my office so I am protected under the Speech and Debate Clause.

The called the Capitol police, who let him go on his way.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 05:10 PM (vIkNX)

9 I surprised Judge Talwani obeyed the Supreme Court.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:10 PM (W90Ou)

10 Hey!!!! What do I win...I knew this is what the Lawfare folks would do:

Yeah, they'll pull out all the stops to assure it isn't applied to the mid-terms. My guess is that the Judge up in Mass. will institute another injunction and rinse, lather, repeat until election day. Stall...stall...stall. Her original injunction was based purely on speculation. She'll do so again.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2026 12:57 PM (dIske)

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 05:10 PM (dIske)

11 McIver had argued that she could not be prosecuted because the Constitution's "speech or debate" clause grants lawmakers immunity for their legislative actions.

I'd like to argue that - types deletes, types deletes, types deletes - constitutes petitioning the government for redress of grievances.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:10 PM (ExV1e)

12 The next Civil War will begin with mass homicide event involving judges and lawyers.
This judge gave way to a fit of sanity.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 05:10 PM (xEumJ)

13 What Commissar Judge has ever had a slap down that mattered?

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

14 From Leaked Court Transcript:

32 I remember that song, "Genie in the Bible"
Catchy tune; was real popular for a bit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (3cUTc)

The Police, right ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (NtVYv)


Deep Purple. "Geeenie in the Biiiible; Devil in the sky...."

Posted by: SciVo at August 26, 2026 05:11 PM (ke3zm)

15 Every time I see the name LaMonica McIver I think of former Raiders QB Daryle LaMonica. His nickname was the "Mad Bomber". Coincidence, I think not

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 05:11 PM (TbVRb)

16 BabylonBee:

During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading of infidels, explaining it was really the same thing as a haircut. "Have you had a haircut, Jesse?" retorted El-Sayed, upon being asked whether he supported cutting off people's heads with a machete. "Clearly you have no problem with people using sharp objects to cut off parts of your head. Yet, because of your bigotry, you want to deny infidels the opportunity to have their heads cut off with a machete.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 05:11 PM (xEumJ)

17 Im-strawberry!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 05:11 PM (aJQbY)

18 It's not just illegals that are voting, I would be most voter fraud is people that are technically allowed to be here but aren't citizens. I bet this is 100-1. So when you here sort of lowball numbers of potential "illegals" voting, it's much bigger than that.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 26, 2026 05:12 PM (F3bsy)

19 Talwani's adventure was absolutely crazy stuff, first reinstating her injunction in direct defiance of the SCOTUS order to her, and then reluctantly lifting it but using language suggesting the plaintiff amend the original suit (so she could keep hearing it) instead of filing anew (as, in fact, was done).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 05:12 PM (U/Eoe)

20 During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading of infidels, explaining it was really the same thing as a haircut. "Have you had a haircut, Jesse?" retorted El-Sayed, upon being asked whether he supported cutting off people's heads with a machete. "Clearly you have no problem with people using sharp objects to cut off parts of your head. Yet, because of your bigotry, you want to deny infidels the opportunity to have their heads cut off with a machete.
Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 05:11 PM (xEumJ)
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Are you a racist, Jesse?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 05:13 PM (U/Eoe)

21 Are you a racist, Jesse?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 05:13 PM (U/Eoe)


No, I'm pretty sedentary.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:14 PM (ExV1e)

22 "unambiguously non-legislative"

LOL. Glad we got that cleared up. Was this wench graduated from Kindergarten?

It's been a while, but I distinctly recall instruction about hitting people. I also got a mild rebuke for spending too much building wooden boats. Guilty as charged.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:14 PM (7kksU)

23 >>>Impeachment is a waste of time. It takes 2/3 of the Senate to vote to remove her and I bet we wouldn't even get all the 'Republicans'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)
****
I understand, but the dem's impeached PDT with no hope of conviction, but they do it to motivate their minions. The republicans don't do much other than whine, prevaricate and of course fund raise.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (aWBom)

24 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (ZxPkt)

25 The more I listen, the more I learn...
That I was right all along, and it was a fucking waste of my time to listen.

Posted by: UncleJefe at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (gAuAm)

26 21 Are you a racist, Jesse?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 05:13 PM (U/Eoe)

No, I'm pretty sedentary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:14 PM (ExV1e)
__________________________

Well, this one has my vote for comment of the week.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 05:16 PM (dIske)

27
Rep. LaMonica McIver is a large woman who wore a bright red jacket when she joined a rumble that was video-recorded. She could have learned from other variations of this mistake.

Little Red Riding Hood
The British military 1775–1783
Manolete vs Islero

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 05:16 PM (mmrXZ)

28 The republicans don't do much other than whine, prevaricate and of course fund raise.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (aWBom)
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I don't think you give enough credence to the "strongly worded letter" strategy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 05:16 PM (U/Eoe)

29 When judges are overruled by the Supreme Court, your ass should be fired too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 05:16 PM (RIvkX)

30 This "trauma" is however not quite so "traumatic" as to keep her away from holding a press conference at the site of her Traumatic Punching A Guy Incident.
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She seems to be coping with her "trauma" by doubling her morning consumption of Krispy Kremes to *two* dozen.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 05:17 PM (TN0g+)

31 These people are dangerous, emotional retards.

We need common-sense leftwing woman control or we're going to kiss what's left of this Republic goodbye.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 05:17 PM (oqH4h)

32 I understand, but the dem's impeached PDT with no hope of conviction, but they do it to motivate their minions. The republicans don't do much other than whine, prevaricate and of course fund raise.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (aWBom)


I'd rather that they pass SAVE, or cut spending, or release the information about the Congressional rape fund, or almost anything more than still more failure theater designed to "draw lines" between them and the other party who they work with constantly to fuck us over.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)

33 Black Woman Speaks - is that like Black Elk Speaks?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:17 PM (Gqar8)

34 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (ZxPkt)


I know enough about Win11 that I use Linux.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)

35 This incident happened in May 2025? Why did it take a year and a quarter to reach a ruling?

I suspect the Dems judge-shopped, and thought an appeals court with a (corrupt) Biden judge and a (ditto) Clinton one would rule in their favor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:18 PM (wzUl9)

36 You will respect muh authohity!

Posted by: Here come duh Judge at August 26, 2026 05:18 PM (mP0Kj)

37 It is way past time to rein in these clowns in robes. They impugn the character of the judiciary, nothing more than saboteurs, frankly. Disgusting twaddle from the bench.

She was confirmed, by the way, by ninety-four (94) United States Senators.

Is there something in the water out there in Washington City?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:18 PM (7kksU)

38 Is her trauma like the Trauma she suffered when being kicked out of the Chinese Buffet?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:18 PM (Gqar8)

39 >>>Judge Indira Talwani just *LIFTED* her egregious injunction against President Trump
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Now, throw her out of the country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 05:19 PM (51ygH)

40 we need to stop it and figure out exactly what is going on with them
they b cray cray

Most democrat woman who become judges have been denied a man's semen for long periods of time either by choice, see lesbianism, or not by choice, see beaten by an ugly stick, or both.

Lack of a man's semen will introduce mental psychosis in an otherwise healthy female, resulting in mental illness.

Posted by: Mayo Clinic AI at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (xFvo2)

41 I'll wait for pixy tomorrow
nobody here probably knows

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (ZxPkt)

42 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
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Gasoline works, but is dangerous. Kerosene has a lower flash point and is thus far less explosive.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (7kksU)

43 No one named "Indira" or "Talwani" has any business being a United States judge.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (wzUl9)

44 I thought Roberts was in charge of this stuff -- doesn't he have some jurisdiction to control her funds or schedule or something?

Well, if he does, they should impeach him for being a wuss ass bad manager loser.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (vIkNX)

45 >>>I don't think you give enough credence to the "strongly worded letter" strategy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 05:16 PM (U/Eoe)
*****
True, and rolled up sleeves ain't nothing too!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (aWBom)

46 When judges are overruled by the Supreme Court, your ass should be fired too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 05:16 PM (RIvkX)


At the very least, if a SCOTUS justice has to pick up the fucking phone to call you, you should be removed from the case which is causing the issue. Being beaten with a stick is an acceptable add-on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)

47 When a Democrat appoints, the Republicans shrug their shoulders and tell themselves "elections mayter."

When a Republican appoints, its DefCon 5 every office every appointee.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (RIvkX)

48 > >>>Judge Indira Talwani just *LIFTED* her egregious injunction against President Trump
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I'm sure that was a bitter pill to swallow
she hates that guy

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:21 PM (ZxPkt)

49 The judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. It's why so many leftists have zero consequences for their actions, up to and in some cases, killing someone. The judges who side with the left are responsible for passing, or striking down laws... county/state and/or nationally. They stop examination of voter fraud, yet put people on the right under the microscope for pointing out the fraud. It goes on and on from there.

It's a problem that cannot be resolved through typical means. Voting isn't going to fix it. Congress isn't going to fix it. The judiciary itself certainly won't. SCOTUS is neutered.

Bad things are coming. For the judges. They think they're immune.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 05:21 PM (2Cry5)

50
McIver had argued that she could not be prosecuted because the Constitution's "speech or debate" clause grants lawmakers immunity for their legislative actions.



If memory serves, that clause only applies to the floor of the House and Senate, which is why Hairy Reed got away with lying through his ass "It worked, didn't it?"

I'm rapidly coming to embrace the idea that these cocksuckers need a little taste of being Preston Brooks'ed. Failing that, some Taiwanese or Korean legislative brawling...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 26, 2026 05:22 PM (y9nCu)

51 If we could post memes this one would be:

"Guards, this woman has lost her composure."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)

52 Is Woke 2.0 anything like Jim Crow 2.0? Folks, things are becoming chippy. We need to bring back black powder dueling pistols

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 05:22 PM (FR9Sb)

53 Motions to Reconsider are routinely filed to extend time for appeal and create a record. They are rarely granted. Someone must have sat down with her and told her that her cushy, extremely high-status job was in jeopardy.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 26, 2026 05:23 PM (wGerL)

54 Don Black,

I can try. I've stuck to Win10 for my personal machine, but work has Win11.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 05:24 PM (aJQbY)

55 28 The republicans don't do much other than whine, prevaricate and of course fund raise.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (aWBom)
________________________

I'm surprised that the Republicans haven't allocated funds for a monorail that only goes to the Fox News studios in DC so they can use their favorite hardline words like "disturbing", "outraged", and "disappointed."

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 05:24 PM (dIske)

56 McIver the Kool Aid woman crashing through the wall.

Posted by: Darmok at August 26, 2026 05:24 PM (Cqx++)

57 If memory serves, that clause only applies to the floor of the House and Senate
-----

I think they believe it applies to running their piehole on the TV, when spewing invective on the "news" programming. Not too sure on whether that has been clarified in the courts or not, but it appears to be the case.

That's why this broad thinks she can beat the hell out of people as part of her ordinary job description in the first place, I reckon.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:25 PM (7kksU)

58 4 As that guy says -- she must be impeached, and if the GOP wants its voters to bother voting for them, they must impeach her.

Impeachment is a waste of time. It takes 2/3 of the Senate to vote to remove her and I bet we wouldn't even get all the 'Republicans'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I would not do impeachment directly but launch an impeachment inquiry which can be done at the committee level. The advantage is that it pierces the separation of powers doctrine and allows Congress to essentially go on a fishing expedition to collect information as to whether impeachment is warranted or not. So witnesses can be subpoened and forced to testify under oath (transactional immunity forces testimony without the 5th btw) about the back room dealings of these resistant judges like their finances, the calls from and ex parte meetings outside of court with interest groups, call logs, meeting agendas, etc. etc.

This is not random stochastic terrorism, these judges are picked in collusion with the clerk's office in these district courts and circuits in order to do what Eisen and his fellow lawfare types want them to do. Possibly even Eisen's group are writing orders, etc

Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv)

59 I'm betting a judge higher up than Talwani called her and said knock it off. This is the second leftist ahole judge who's reversed herself after a SC ruling , after which she kept going. I think the judicial powers that be are getting sick of it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 05:25 PM (TbVRb)

60 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (wzUl9

Well, she was born in the US. I don't know if she's an anchor baby or not. If she is ,that should be a problem If not you probably can't have people not be judges simply because of foreign names.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:26 PM (W90Ou)

61 >Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 05:24 PM (aJQbY)
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Thank you Dave, I won't bother you with this
best of luck on the job hunt
something will come your way

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:26 PM (ZxPkt)

62 > anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black
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What's your question? I'll try....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 05:26 PM (2Cry5)

63 The wheels of justice grind remarkably slowly.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 05:26 PM (4NO2D)

64 Alcatraz is available.

Posted by: torabora at August 26, 2026 05:26 PM (Wt1Rs)

65 The republicans don't do much other than whine, prevaricate and of course fund raise
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"We shall never speak of this again" is in there somewhere, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:26 PM (7kksU)

66 Why were we even listening to a Federal judge whose district is in India?

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2026 05:27 PM (jBtak)

67 Generally intelligent fellow on X, shipwreckedcrew, was certain that the plaintiff's would succeed in blocking the USPS rules.
Arguing that the SCOTUS order cleared an open path via amending the suits to complain of the newly-announced rule.

He seems to get some of these wrong, having too much deference to the process over the law.

Which being, if you recall, the original suit was an injunction against the USPS even drafting any rule.
SCOTUS said, "no standing, no harm yet."
Process focus says, "now there's a rule, now they can argue specific harm*."
Reality says, "what harm?"
Judge, showing her red ass, reluctantly agreed: What harm?
Until the rule goes into effect and until it is actually applied and until it actually harms someone--no standing.

* recall, the grievous and mortal harm alleged was that someone, somewhere, might think the rules means their vote isn't secret and could decide not to vote due to that worry.
Marc Elias et al. got their shit pushed in again.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 05:27 PM (3cUTc)

68 Speaking of, still waiting on the meeting invite, but I've got an interview tentatively scheduled for Friday for a job that would require moving to Texas. We'll see what happens!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 05:27 PM (aJQbY)

69 Secret Vote. That’s cute, right there.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar8)

70 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (ZxPkt)

Sure , give me your passwords, and I'll take a look....

Posted by: stranger on the internet at August 26, 2026 05:29 PM (g47mK)

71 Los Angeles plays Los Angeles tomorrow night

early line is Los Angeles -3.5

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:30 PM (ZxPkt)

72 * recall, the grievous and mortal harm alleged was that someone, somewhere, might think the rules means their vote isn't secret and could decide not to vote due to that worry.
Marc Elias et al. got their shit pushed in again.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


It's going to be darkly hilarious when one of the Dem law firms files suit on behalf of an illegal alien.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 05:30 PM (diia5)

73 Impeachment is almost an impossibility if we can't get 60 Senators to agree that the SAVE Act has settled sides. (Which is where cloture is *supposed* to end.)

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)

74 Well, she was born in the US. I don't know if she's an anchor baby or not. If she is ,that should be a problem If not you probably can't have people not be judges simply because of foreign names.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026


***
Once upon a time, Fen, that was probably true. Immigrants or first-gen Americans *wanted* to be or become true Americans. Now? A name like hers is a pretty reliable indicator that she is not sympathetic to America's ideals and is in fact hostile to them. As her actions show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:31 PM (wzUl9)

75 no, no thank you
I forgot where I was

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:31 PM (ZxPkt)

76 Los Angeles plays Los Angeles tomorrow night

early line is Los Angeles -3.5
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:30 PM (ZxPkt)
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Frankly, I doubt Los Angeles stands a chance against Los Angeles.

I can guarantee you Los Angeles is going to lose.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

77 She was confirmed, by the way, by ninety-four (94) United States Senators.

Is there something in the water out there in Washington City?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:18 PM (7kksU)


I've noticed Pubbies will confirm just about any wacko for Dems but can't bring themselves to confirm anyone for Trump.

Posted by: Emmie at August 26, 2026 05:32 PM (SfCzC)

78 Off to church for food and Bible study!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 05:33 PM (aJQbY)

79 78 Off to church for food and Bible study!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 05:33 PM (aJQbY)

Sounds like my church. We like food.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar8)

80 The judg-ligarchs are begging the executive to post a SCOTUS decision to the judge and declare "You are herewith ignored."

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

81 Trump threatens to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America, amid tariff standoff with Canada

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 05:34 PM (xEumJ)

82 Sounds like my church. We like food.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar
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Donuts?

Posted by: An Interested Duck at August 26, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

83 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:15 PM (ZxPkt)

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Use it 40+ hours a week. Sup?

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 05:34 PM (oqH4h)

84 I can guarantee you Los Angeles is going to lose.
Posted by: Axeman


I think you're just be paid off by Los Angeles.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (diia5)

85 82 Sounds like my church. We like food.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar
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Donuts?
Posted by: An Interested Duck at August 26, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

Heh. Redux Duck.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (Gqar8)

86 Why did the one judge think it fell under the debate clause to assault ICE agents?

Posted by: Ann at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (SHHm+)

87 It woulda been much better if this sad sack of plump DEI shit had a heart attack while shoving ICE agents and died right there on the spot.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (6iuvY)

88 Impeachment is a waste of time. It takes 2/3 of the Senate to vote to remove her and I bet we wouldn't even get all the 'Republicans'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)


You miss all the shots you don't take, and if you sit there dribbling, people will think you are Angel Reese.
Or that it is a UTI

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (rbvCR)

89 "Respect mah authoritah!" -- Judge Cartman Talwani

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (ybv6C)

90 It's clear that McIver is just invoking the "Do you KNOW who I am?" clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)

91 Duck Redux sounds better out loud.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:36 PM (Gqar8)

92 Why did the one judge think it fell under the debate clause to assault ICE agents?
Posted by: Ann at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (SHHm+)


Because later Trump supposedly set the lawyers on her for a retaliatory prosecution, that anyone other than a Democrat legislator would have been prosecuted for anyways.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 05:37 PM (rbvCR)

93
I'll wait for pixy tomorrow
nobody here probably knows
Posted by: Don Black

================

You are making us beg for that question, aren't you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 05:37 PM (mmrXZ)

94 Duck Redux sounds better out loud.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026


***
Would have made a good title for a Daffy Duck Looney Tunes cartoon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:38 PM (wzUl9)

95 Why did the one judge think it fell under the debate clause to assault ICE agents?

Posted by: Ann at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (SHHm+)
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Why did judges interpret the 14th amendment congressional power to overrule states on the access to rights as somehow a power that court rulings can "expedite"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)

96 87 It woulda been much better if this sad sack of plump DEI shit had a heart attack while shoving ICE agents and died right there on the spot.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (6iuvY)


Except then the ICE agent would get Chauvined.

Posted by: Emmie at August 26, 2026 05:38 PM (SfCzC)

97 Since we're complaining about women in general, let me add that I went to Food Lion today and there was a nice looking young lady of coler working for the store picking out orders in the aisles. Ten feet away, I could smell a soapy, sickly, kind of violets odor about her that almost made me gag. I can handle over-perfumed smell, or even Axe overdose, but this one was very unpleasant. Kept running into her because I traveled the whole store and so was she. Could smell it when she was in the next aisle. Can't imagine being in a car with her or such.

Posted by: First World Problem at August 26, 2026 05:39 PM (JM9I6)

98 How do these judges even get placed on the bench?

Is there no vetting process on their knowledge of the law?

Or the Constitution?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 05:39 PM (FZ29D)

99 Commassar Judges make up their own rules

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:39 PM (Ia/+0)

100 >You are making us beg for that question, aren't you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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no, I'm really not

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:40 PM (ZxPkt)

101 The post office EO at issue here could be huge. Mail-in ballots sent to noncitizens, fake people, criminals, and in duplicate is a big way the left cheats in elections. If the EO stops even some of that, it could be YUGE.

That’s why they are fighting it until the very last. They know it could be yuge.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 26, 2026 05:40 PM (6iuvY)

102 41 I'll wait for pixy tomorrow
nobody here probably knows
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (ZxPkt)
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Sitting right here. If I don't know it, Claude does.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 05:40 PM (oqH4h)

103 A young lady of choler, did you mean? Or maybe cholera?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:40 PM (Gqar8)

104 A black woman is speaking, and we are listening, and we are learning is speaking, and we are listening, and we are learning

When my youngest was a little boy, i would him about a game he was playing and he would say in his little boy voice "watch and learn"

Posted by: Oglebay at August 26, 2026 05:40 PM (w8dnx)

105 hey college football returns Saturday

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:40 PM (ZxPkt)

106 I'll wait for pixy tomorrow
nobody here probably knows

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (ZxPkt)
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Tomorrow Never Knows.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

107 First world Problem: We never used to have staffers blocking the aisles at the grocery. They did all their shelf stocking before the store opened, and restocking was swift and efficient. Now with the "pick up your order" business, we have employees slouching through the aisles pushing their enormous carts, and usually standing right in front of the section you want to peruse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)

108 The post office EO at issue here could be huge. Mail-in ballots sent to noncitizens, fake people, criminals, and in duplicate is a big way the left cheats in elections. If the EO stops even some of that, it could be YUGE.
Posted by: Elric the Blade


The states that sued can now sue because the Final Rule was issued last week. It's going back to the same judge.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 05:42 PM (diia5)

109 I'm a bit confused here. When you sit on jury selection, the judge routinely asks if you can be impartial. Why do the judges not get asked the same damned thing?

"I don't like it" has never been legal precedent, nor jurisprudence of any kind.

Bitch, you are excused. Please leave.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 05:43 PM (ybv6C)

110 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black


[holds envelope to forehead]

"Sulfamethoxazadole/Trimethoprim once every 12 hours"

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)

111 Well, she was born in the US. I don't know if she's an anchor baby or not. If she is ,that should be a problem If not you probably can't have people not be judges simply because of foreign names.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:26 PM (W90Ou)

Names such as Gianni, Balog, Cranmer, Fedderson, Fodor, Polaski are good old "foreign" names.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 05:43 PM (hmYU4)

112 Remember when it was insurrectiony to want to visit the J6 prisoners imprisoned for really, really bad parading?!

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)

113 A young lady of choler, did you mean? Or maybe cholera?
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026


***
If you asked her to move out of your way, she'd get choleric real fast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:43 PM (wzUl9)

114 "anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question"

I recommend a flamethrower.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at August 26, 2026 05:43 PM (MWfyi)

115 >>>High-Calorie, Low-IQ woman

Nice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:45 PM (f6UBo)

116 107 First world Problem: We never used to have staffers blocking the aisles at the grocery. They did all their shelf stocking before the store opened, and restocking was swift and efficient. Now with the "pick up your order" business, we have employees slouching through the aisles pushing their enormous carts, and usually standing right in front of the section you want to peruse.


why I love shopping at Trader Joe's

no instacart type things allowed!!! you want their stuff you come in yourself and shop you own damn self

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 05:45 PM (j+aD2)

117 "anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question"

I recommend a flamethrower.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at August 26, 2026 05:43 PM (MWfyi)
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Then, restart your computer.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:45 PM (Fi81e)

118 "The charged conduct ... is unambiguously non-legislative," 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Cindy Chung, a Biden appointee, wrote in a 2-1 opinion ..."

So one of the three thought this leftist nut had immunity from assaulting officers ... and immunity even if she shot them, I suppose.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 26, 2026 05:45 PM (vbXSk)

119 >Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)
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sorry
once a week that employee is assembling my order
I started shopping groceries online during the Great Sniffle Scare, and found I like it

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:45 PM (ZxPkt)

120 Thic glasses looks like Don Lemon after eating way too many bags o' dicks

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 26, 2026 05:46 PM (bX16E)

121 The next Civil War will begin with mass homicide event involving judges and lawyers."

1935 Spain waves...

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 05:46 PM (XuXeR)

122 105 hey college football returns Saturday
Posted by: Don Black

You still on that plantation? Join us-we've broken free of the sports gamblers, thugs, corrupt donors, colleges that are weakening our Nation. It's blissful and quiet here in the forest.

Posted by: Emancipated!! at August 26, 2026 05:46 PM (JM9I6)

123 why I love shopping at Trader Joe's

no instacart type things allowed!!! you want their stuff you come in yourself and shop you own damn self
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026


***
I wish we had a TJ's on my side of the river.

Come to think of it, I drove right past the suburban one just this morning. Never thought about stepping, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)

124 If she is pregnant they should also charge her with child endangerment.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 05:46 PM (NtVYv)

125 How well is knowing Win 11 well?

Main point of Windows 11: selling your telemetry.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

126 "anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question"

I recommend a flamethrower.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at August 26, 2026 05:43 PM (MWfyi)

Nukes from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:46 PM (f6UBo)

127
What I recall is that "Congressional Delegation" including McIver showed up unannounced at the ICE facility, despite there being a procedure for such visits that includes notification in advance. They expected ICE to drop what they were doing and escort them around. And didn't group include some non-Congressional activists? It had every appearance of being an intentional confrontation staged as a publicity stunt.

The claims about the conditions inside sound like the actual conditions of the jailed Jan. 6 detainees. Unlike the Jan 6 people waiting over a year for a trial, the illegals can leave the facility any time by agreeing to go home.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 26, 2026 05:47 PM (2qhzn)

128 I recommend a flamethrower.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek"

Can you fashion a lathe?

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 05:47 PM (XuXeR)

129 The post office EO at issue here could be huge. Mail-in ballots sent to noncitizens, fake people, criminals, and in duplicate is a big way the left cheats in elections. If the EO stops even some of that, it could be YUGE.

That’s why they are fighting it until the very last. They know it could be yuge.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 26, 2026 05:40 PM


This is not a done deal, there will be more injunctions to halt it before November.


This bull$hit of district judges granting nationwide or worldwide injunctions has got to stop. Only one person can make that happen and he isn't gonna do squat about it other than bloviate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 05:47 PM (cpFbA)

130 The few times I've been to Trader Joe's I liked it, but the aisles are laid out at odd angles, and I was continually dodging customers. The latter is also true at Walmart, of course.

Aldi has wider aisles at least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:48 PM (wzUl9)

131 107 First world Problem: We never used to have staffers blocking the aisles at the grocery. They did all their shelf stocking before the store opened, and restocking was swift and efficient. Now with the "pick up your order" business, we have employees slouching through the aisles pushing their enormous carts, and usually standing right in front of the section you want to peruse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

--------------

Why aren't robots doing this by now?
For that matter, why aren't robots stocking the shelves?
This should be like, first tier of what they could do no problem.
All we see are robots dancing and running and sports and shit, but then never seem to work.

Something's not right here.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 05:48 PM (vIkNX)

132 "Lake America" is dumb, but "Ontario" assumes the Huron / Wyandot / Iroquoian name.
The Mohawk call it "Katarokwi".
So let's just call it that because fuck Canada. Maybe latinize it a bit, Cataroqui.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 05:48 PM (88C+u)

133 First world Problem: We never used to have staffers blocking the aisles at the grocery. They did all their shelf stocking before the store opened, and restocking was swift and efficient. Now with the "pick up your order" business, we have employees slouching through the aisles pushing their enormous carts, and usually standing right in front of the section you want to peruse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)
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This is why I shop at Walmart right when it opens. Lots of employees stocking and pulling items off the shelves, but fewer customers lingering in my way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 05:48 PM (FZ29D)

134 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black

I know W11. The answer to the question is yes, you should burn it...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 26, 2026 05:49 PM (nbLIj)

135 Eventually this will all be resolved, and likely in the administration's favor. But not before the midterms.

Even without this judge there isn't enough time to implement the new ballot envelopes.

Best we can hope for is forcing states to produce their voter roles, but even that is unlikely before November.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 05:50 PM (gU0t1)

136 r/BlackPeopleofReddit

ALL HANDS ON DECK: Rep. LaMonica McIver, a sitting Black U.S. Congresswoman, faces federal charges carrying up to 17 years in prison after a congressional oversight visit to Newark’s Delaney Hall ICE facility.

This just burns me up, inside and out. I'm getting so sick of the blatant lawlessness and hypocrisy of this administration. This diaper wearing asshat is way past his expiration date!

Why is no one reporting on this? Literally my first time hearing about it. Not even independent media is talking about it. Don Lemon, Joy Reid, DL Hugley. I dont understand why.

It's called a chilling effect. The point is to make outlets afraid to talk about it. It's what fascism relies on.

She was there legally!! They want to imprison her for doing her job?? Is this why everyone in congress is so terrified?

This is wild and the exact BS he pulled with the Olympian and the reflection pool. Zero basis for the charges but putting folks through the emotional stress. I can’t WAIT until the administration is over. May they all go under the jail

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 05:50 PM (G/onT)

137 *i didn't pick the Ojibwe names because they're ridiculously unpronounçable. I suspect they were told to the white man to make them stutter

Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 05:50 PM (88C+u)

138 Can you fashion a lathe?
Posted by: man

Best I can do is a doily. Draped over the headstock

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 05:50 PM (vIkNX)

139 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:31 PM (wzUl9)

I haven't investigated this particular judge to know if she was an anchor baby . I don't think foreign sounding names ( except for Islamic ones) should automatically be a problem. It's more of the party identification ( D) that's the issue . I mean, Hung Cao is an immigrant from China who ran for Congress as an R and is now under secretary for the navy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:51 PM (W90Ou)

140 "Lake America" is dumb, but "Ontario" assumes the Huron / Wyandot / Iroquoian name.
The Mohawk call it "Katarokwi".
So let's just call it that because fuck Canada. Maybe latinize it a bit, Cataroqui.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 05:48 PM (88C+u)


Wyandot ? Wyandot instead of a feather ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 05:51 PM (NtVYv)

141 This is why I shop at Walmart right when it opens. Lots of employees stocking and pulling items off the shelves, but fewer customers lingering in my way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026


***
So do I. The unwashed hordes are still there even at 7 am. Maybe a different set of unwashed than they get at 10 am of 3 pm, but still, it's crowded.

There is one about half an hour's highway drive (at 45-60 mph) away, a pleasant excursion, and I go there fairly often.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:51 PM (wzUl9)

142 This is why I shop at Walmart right when it opens. Lots of employees stocking and pulling items off the shelves, but fewer customers lingering in my way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

You morning people get my goat in many ways! Do you reek of soapy violets too?

Posted by: Layabout Lenny at August 26, 2026 05:52 PM (JM9I6)

143 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black



More cowbell

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 05:53 PM (NtVYv)

144 Fen agree with you. Butvthe Auto-Pen administration went out of their way to find them but don't know how. But foreign anchor babies do seem to come under Cultural Marxism

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

145 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black



More cowbell
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 05:53 PM (NtVYv)
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If by "cowbell" you mean reboot.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

146 Names such as Gianni, Balog, Cranmer, Fedderson, Fodor, Polaski are good old "foreign" names.

They're fine names . Their ancestors probably came over here years ago when you didn't have freebies handed to you as an immigrant and you had to have someone vouch for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:54 PM (W90Ou)

147 We need a place to put insane judges.
Posted by: Piper
=======
Fun fact. First successful impeachment of a federal judge actually involved insanity. Judge Pickering went insane on the bench--impeached and removed.
Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)

Someplace far north, cold and uncomfortable...

Greenland.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 05:54 PM (uhVAy)

148 So nothing winning about WIN then?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:55 PM (Gqar8)

149 24 anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question
Posted by: Don Black

you could try valtrex, but windows will probably just come back again anyway

Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 05:55 PM (88C+u)

150 Love the way President Trump treats Canadians like who they are: Snow Mexicans with worse food.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 26, 2026 05:55 PM (bX16E)

151 >>>We need a place to put insane judges.

Drop them down a well?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:55 PM (f6UBo)

152 Win 11?

Some pepper and hot sauce will fix it right up.

Seriously, Don Black, a lot of us have abandoned that burning ship for Linux or a Mac, or stayed aboard Win 10 or earlier. My only Windows laptop is a 10 (I think -- it's difficult enough), and my other computers are Macs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:56 PM (wzUl9)

153 Legalinsurrection.com - Hildabeast is going to follow the Socialists

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:56 PM (Ia/+0)

154 151 >>>We need a place to put insane judges.

Drop them down a well?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:55 PM (f6UBo)

Nah - they just pop back out as Imams.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Gqar8)

155 Or a volcano?

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Ia/+0)

156 >>>anybody here know WIN11 pretty well? got a burning question

Is it only when you pee?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:57 PM (f6UBo)

157 Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

I
Skip, I Can't think of anything the Biden admin did that was a positive for the U.S.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:57 PM (W90Ou)

158 Aldi has wider aisles at least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:48 PM


Aldi's is more expensive than walmart or sams where I am at. It isn't worth going there for me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 05:57 PM (cpFbA)

159 >>>We need a place to put insane judges.

Drop them down a well?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:55 PM (f6UBo)

Nah - they just pop back out as Imams.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Gqar

How about Uranus?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:58 PM (f6UBo)

160 I thought Roberts was in charge of this stuff -- doesn't he have some jurisdiction to control her funds or schedule or something?

Well, if he does, they should impeach him for being a wuss ass bad manager loser.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 05:20 PM (vIkNX)

Hard to construct a sensible recounting of these last few years and claim Roberts is in charge of anything. What happens can't be furthering any sensible plan to make the courts more respected and admired.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 05:58 PM (uhVAy)

161 Win 11?

Some pepper and hot sauce will fix it right up.

Seriously, Don Black, a lot of us have abandoned that burning ship for Linux or a Mac, or stayed aboard Win 10 or earlier. My only Windows laptop is a 10 (I think -- it's difficult enough), and my other computers are Macs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:56 PM (wzUl9)

Can't you kind of turn it back to work like 10 ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 05:58 PM (NtVYv)

162 159 >>>We need a place to put insane judges.

Drop them down a well?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:55 PM (f6UBo)

Nah - they just pop back out as Imams.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Gqar

How about Uranus?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 05:58 PM (f6UBo)

No, Uranus!

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:58 PM (Gqar8)

163 150 Love the way President Trump treats Canadians like who they are: Snow Mexicans with worse food.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

But with a possible toilet paper monopoly.

Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 05:58 PM (NFX2v)

164 Impeach and send her back to her homeland.
Yeah, I don’t care where she was born - this judge is not American.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 05:59 PM (4KUe5)

165 Bitch, you are excused. Please leave.
-----

Do you have a Sister? I'm intrigued by your attitude. I have guns, and am familiar with Pilot Bread, btw. The bastards don't sell it down here too much any longer, which I've never figured out.

They fit perfectly in old rolling tobacco cans I found, that way they don't get smashed in the pack

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:59 PM (7kksU)

166 131 Why aren't robots doing this by now?
For that matter, why aren't robots stocking the shelves?


indeed. these would be much more interesting sports for the robot olympics than running, slamming into walls, and bursting apart.

Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 05:59 PM (sGtp+)

167 163 150 Love the way President Trump treats Canadians like who they are: Snow Mexicans with worse food.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

But with a possible toilet paper monopoly.
Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 05:58 PM (NFX2v)

Poutine Peddlers.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:59 PM (Gqar8)

168 Love the way President Trump treats Canadians like who they are: Snow Mexicans with worse food.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

But with a possible toilet paper monopoly.
Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 05:58 PM (NFX2v)

Poutine Peddlers.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 05:59 PM (Gqar

America's asshat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:00 PM (f6UBo)

169 Judge Indira Talwani - of course. Because not one single White or Black lawyer in the entire USA was qualified.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 26, 2026 06:01 PM (VvdWF)

170 > 9 I surprised Judge Talwani obeyed the Supreme Court.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:10 PM (W90Ou)

While it is rarely exercised, the Supreme Court does have the same power to jail someone for contempt as lower courts have.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:01 PM (IG3/x)

171 Aldi's is more expensive than walmart or sams where I am at. It isn't worth going there for me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026


***
Here, Aldi beats WM in a number of important areas. I buy my cheese and coffee there, and a few other things. But it's true, WM is still the overall price champ.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 06:02 PM (wzUl9)

172 > I thought Roberts was in charge of this stuff -- doesn't he have some jurisdiction to control her funds or schedule or something?
----

Roberts is useless
his judicial philosophy is 'Hey man, I just work here'

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 06:02 PM (ZxPkt)

173 Obstruct and delay.
That is their modus operandi.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at August 26, 2026 06:03 PM (g14fP)

174 They're fine names . Their ancestors probably came over here years ago when you didn't have freebies handed to you as an immigrant and you had to have someone vouch for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:54 PM (W90Ou)

During the '50's, I grew up in a neighborhood filled with those names. Mostly a Hungarian area with a few Slovak and Polish families. My mom and dad were 1st generation Americans, (Mom was Hungarian, Dad was Slovak) as were most of my friends' parents. And, yes, you had to have a sponsor AND some sort of employment lined up when the immigrants arrived. Those were a very proud people. They took whatever job they could to support themselves and their families. We had quite a few ethic churches in the area...Polish, Hungarian, Ukrainian, etc. Those are all mostly Hispanic now. And the food was wonderful.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 06:03 PM (hmYU4)

175 > 150 Love the way President Trump treats Canadians like who they are: Snow Mexicans with worse food.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 26, 2026 05:55 PM (bX16E)

They call Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese "Kraft Dinner" there, and they've even managed to fuck up bacon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:03 PM (IG3/x)

176 The name of our store does not contain an apostrophe.

Posted by: The good people of Aldi at August 26, 2026 06:04 PM (2Ez/1)

177 Watching Winston Marshall interview of a woman in England arrested for a Tweet

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

178 I remember seeing joke "instructions" on how to become a famous director on a UK site many years ago.

One of them was "Change your name to something weird, like Spielberg or Coppola".

My first thought, of course, was "What's weird about those names?"


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:06 PM (IG3/x)

179 177 Watching Winston Marshall interview of a woman in England arrested for a Tweet
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

Totally not 1984 though.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 06:07 PM (Gqar8)

180 Effing dems/marxists.
They're not even hiding it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

181 Two biggest countries for birch syrup are Russia and Canada. If Canada boycotts us, do you want Putin to win?

Alaska also produces some, but not sure we can survive on what they produce.

Posted by: Zero Hour at August 26, 2026 06:07 PM (JM9I6)

182 And a re-tweet at that

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

183 Roberts is useless
his judicial philosophy is 'Hey man, I just work here'
Posted by: Don Blackgeneticist.

He follows the C3PO method of debate: Let the wookie Lefty win.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 06:08 PM (G/onT)

184 What's Latin for "Yeah - Well Fuck You".

Posted by: DaveA at August 26, 2026 06:09 PM (FhXTo)

185 We need a place to put insane judges.
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They would fit through a helicopter door.

Just drop them anywhere.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 06:09 PM (Fi81e)

186 We need a place to put insane judges.

put 'em 10 miles from nowhere in Texas and let 'em burn

Posted by: DanMan at August 26, 2026 06:10 PM (8uzBS)

187 Nood. Quickies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

188 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 06:03 PM (hmYU4)

Yes, I admire those hard working legal
Immigrants . My grandfather came over as a Jewish kid from the Suvalki region of Poland.

And yes, the traditional foods are very good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:11 PM (W90Ou)

189 I go to Walmark a lot 'cuz they don't mind me wearing PJ pants and my fuzzy slippers. Might as well be cozy and comfortable when you spending your hard-earned EBT moneys.

Posted by: Hobo Hank at August 26, 2026 06:13 PM (JM9I6)

190 We need a place to put insane judges.

Some place besides front and center.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2026 06:15 PM (dfgzq)

191 183 Roberts is useless
his judicial philosophy is 'Hey man, I just work here'
Posted by: Don Blackgeneticist.

He follows the C3PO method of debate: Let the wookie Lefty win.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 06:08 PM (G/onT)

To understand Roberts, you just need to know his ultimate goal is to maintain the power of the Courts themselves. He helped WRITE the rules these Judges use to create this Country Wide Injunctions... and he is supposed to be in charge of the Courts..

But if you look at virtually every decision he votes for, it perpetuates more and more power to the Courts.

Even the big win a few months ago that some Conservatives said was a yuge win... the one where a regulations rationale by a Fed Department would not be taken as writ... just gave the power to a Judge to decide.

2nd Amendment stuff? Rulings never actually take the choice away from Judges, because they are written very wishy washy.

Even the Abortion ruling... gave more leeway to more Judges to decide abortion issues, now at a State level.

It's all about the Power of the Court, which is why you will never see him reign in any of this crap

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (mP0Kj)

192 This shit just reinforces my reasoned opinion that women should not be allowed anywhere near the levers of power or authority. Good grief... Yeah, yeah, I know...not all. But the odds just aren't very good fellas.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 26, 2026 06:52 PM (+G846)

193 Since when has I SAID began considered a credible source?

Posted by: Paul at August 26, 2026 07:03 PM (NTHWU)

194 The midterms will be a referendum of Trump hatred.
The more hate the higher the turnout.

Posted by: Paul at August 27, 2026 11:31 AM (2aS8F)

Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed Hoovers Up Donations from Members of the Muslim Brotherhood and the Hamas-Supporting Donors to Nazi Troll Dan Blizerian (While Claiming Jewish Safety Will be a Priority for Him)

Weird that his donors don't believe him.

What do they know that we don't?

Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed collects donations from a terrorist member of the Muslim Brotherhood, a man so extreme Egypt sentenced him to life in prison:


Egyptian sentenced to life for funding Muslim Brotherhood giving money to Abdul El-Sayed's U.S. Senate campaign


Mohamed Soltan was sentenced by an Egyptian court to life in prison in 2015 after spending two years behind bars alongside his father, Salah Soltan, a leading figure in the Muslim Brotherhood


An Egyptian American activist sentenced to life in prison in absentia by a Cairo court for his support of the Muslim Brotherhood is pumping cash into Abdul El-Sayed's campaign for U.S. Senate.

Mohamed Soltan, the 38-year-old president of the American Committee for Middle East Rights, is funneling funds to El-Sayed's Abdul for U.S. Senate candidate committee as ACMER contributes to Fighting for Michigan PAC, the super PAC backing the former Wayne County health official.

Soltan was sentenced by an Egyptian court to life in prison in 2015 after spending two years behind bars alongside his father, Salah Soltan, a leading figure in the Muslim Brotherhood who served as deputy minister of endowments for Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi.

Mohamed Soltan faced charges for aiding protests against the military coup that ousted Morsi, including funding for and membership in the Muslim Brotherhood, before launching a hunger strike that convinced former President Barack Obama's administration to demand his release in 2015.

Another gift from Obama.


In April 2015, an Egyptian court senenced the then 27-year-old to life in prison following what Soltan described as an unjust trial, according to NBC News.

He was released in May 2015 at Obama's request and returned to the U.S., where he works as an international investment advisor and human rights activist.

Salah Soltan [his father, whom he worked with -- ace] was sentenced to death and life in prison in separate trials for inciting murder as one of more than 50 leading members of the Muslim Brotherhood who set up a "control room" to direct "violence and chaos" amid the 2013 military coup.

Federal Election Commission reports show ACMER sent Fighting for Michigan PAC $25,000 on June 12, following two contributions from Mohamed Soltan to Abdul for U.S. Senate on April 15.

The individual contribution constitutes the maximum permitted by federal election law.

Other ACMER officials also contributed to El-Sayed's effort to become the first Muslim Senator in U.S. history.

...

The donations follow a documented history of El-Sayed supporting the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt.

In January 2011, El-Sayed penned a column for the Huffington Post titled "Why the U.S. Should Support the Protestors in Egypt," suggesting Americans should back the uprising that led to Muslim Brotherhood control and Morsi's presidency.

...


Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak resigned just weeks after El-Sayed's column, laying the groundwork for the Muslim Brotherhood and Morsi, who became president in June 2012.

After arguing to the West that the Muslim Brotherhood would not be authoritarian like the Iranian regime, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed signed a statement calling for a "purge" of the "media and police."

...

The statement called on Morsi to "purge the media and the police as soon as possible," and "strongly reject these voices that appeal to America and Europe to take a position against the Egyptian regime."


The donors to Dan Blizerian, an actual Nazi who claims to be a "conservative," is also a big fan of the Islamist.

Gee I wonder what they might have in common?


EXCLUSIVE: Multiple Abdul El-Sayed Donors Also Gave Thousands to Hitler-Praising, Jew-Hating Dan Bilzerian's Congressional Run


The far-left El-Sayed and right-wing, antisemitic troll Bilzerian have absolutely no political views in common except for a strong opposition to Israel


More than a dozen donors to the Hitler-praising, neo-Nazi congressional campaign of Dan Bilzerian have also contributed to Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed--in many cases spreading thousands of dollars between the two candidates, the Washington Free Beacon found.

Bilzerian, a far-right social media influencer with a trust fund, and El-Sayed, a far-left epidemiologist, have no policy overlap except strong opposition to AIPAC and Israel, but their donors include a man who has equated Zionism to Nazism and a Texas subprime auto loan entrepreneur who also threw his weight behind Israel-bashing Republicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massie.

The overlapping donor list suggests that El-Sayed's virulently anti-Israel rhetoric appeals to the kind of Muslim-American donors who also buy into Bilzerian's hateful Jew-baiting and offensive trolling.

The most significant Bilzerian and El-Sayed donor is Ibrahim Awad, who has given more than $19,500 between both candidates, Federal Election Commission records show. That haul included a $12,651.88 jumbo gift to the Bilzerian Victory Fund, a joint fundraising committee. The figure is above the legal limit and potentially a campaign finance violation if passed along to Bilzerian's campaign committee.

...


"Zionism is Nazism. And history will remember every single person who calls themselves a 'Proud Zionist' as a Proud Racist, Genocide Enabler," Awad said in an X post from March 2025.

...

None of these dual donors other than Awad responded to requests for comment.

While Bilzerian's political career is over for now, El-Sayed is ascendant. The progressive will face Republican Mike Rogers in the November general election, with polls showing a tight race.

Neither El-Sayed nor Bilzerian responded to requests for comment.

Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed is now claiming that he doesn't support the Green New Deal. I guess it's not popular in Michigan.

Although he's deleted many of his tweets and old YouTube rants, people saved many of them.

Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.


Woke 1 was crazyyyy, man.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:50 PM




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1 yaeh

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (mmrXZ)

2 1

Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (B1+sW)

3 snack ar!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (wxsGM)

4 so close congrats

Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (B1+sW)

5 It really is gay porn all the way, dare I say it, down.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (wxsGM)

6 Is the Macrons' lawsuit against Candace still going on, or has it been resolved? If resolved, how?
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)
__________

Still going on, but running into jurisdictional issues

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

7 He is not going to defend that thing that he just most recently defended very vocally. Good to know but it would have been nice for the interviewer to ask a follow up question or two after he dropped that flip flop bomb.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (cpFbA)

8
Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.

===

Taqiyya! Taqiyya!!

-Abdul Hussein El-Penis

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)

9 I think foreigners who are not Americans citizens should not be able to contribute to political campaigns.The Muslim
Brotherhood gave to him? That ought to tank his campaign with anyone who isn't a Muslim or a crazy leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (rHgXV)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

11 Will he be addressing the gathering at Bohemian Grove like noted homosexual 9th Circuit Court Judge Vaughn Walker?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (wxsGM)

12
What do those lifelong DC staffers think of these people? I wish a few of them would write tell-all books.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (mmrXZ)

13 I lum'd NOOD, ya no lum'n bastages.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

14 When the fuck did Dan Bilzerian become A Thing again? Last time I heard his name years ago he was just another obnoxious douchebag trying to make a name for himself on the internet by being an obnoxious douchebag, but it was pretty much just bog-standard douchebaggery and edgelording.

I guess it went to his head.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (oqH4h)

15 It really is gay porn all the way, dare I say it, down.
-----

Say it with me now: "Fiercely heterosexual Abdul El-Sayed..."

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (TN0g+)

16 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (amcLV)

17 Wow, Abdul and the crazy Florida lady are huge gifts to ace. If we could just get Hung to run as an independent.

As the ads with Abdul running in Michigan say..."I am dangerous."

I believe him.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 03:56 PM (Sco7b)

18 We need an outside group running ads that say he's taking money from modern-day slave traders.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 03:58 PM (3cUTc)

19 Abdul�s deleted posts: https://t.co/QP3Jw5KVkB pic.twitter.com/unnDVRlgmx

— Sarah Gallagher (@sgallz_) August 26, 2026
Woke 1 was crazyyyy, man.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:50 PM



He's a muslham. His book tells him he can lie to the kafir anytime for the greater good.

So he does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:58 PM (ccf/V)

20
it would have been nice for the interviewer to ask a follow up question or two after he dropped that flip flop bomb.
Posted by: Mister Scott

================

Is that a specific interview or just standard "journalistic" practice you're referring to?

I'd love to see an interviewer pin a subject down to the ground until they admit they don't know, they were wrong, or they were lying, but live interviewers always want to keep it moving and get to their questions. I think it would be better tv and more dramatic to get to the bottom of just one question no matter what.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 03:58 PM (mmrXZ)

21 Dan Blizerian is literally a carbon copy of rich nepo babies Hasan Piker and those two other gay homos.

Blizerian is a rich trust-fund baby who got his social media start with phony hyper-masculine screeds about women, cars, gambling, and being ultra-Chaddish.

Very obvious overcompensating. He's about as "right" as Nick Fuentes is. And probably sucked as many dicks.

Just look at the dude. Tell me that face hasn't seen dicks up close.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

22 If Michigan elects Al Sayed, I say we drop the embargo completely on Chinese electric cars.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iZHgT)

23 Google Jack Henry Abbott when you hear about these wierdos elevated by our Progressive betters.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (wxsGM)

24 He needs to be totally dominated by Graham Platner.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (GMWTj)

25 The islam causes insanity.

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (ajVdJ)

26 He's a sneaky slimy little snake.

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (SwyyQ)

27 Short-Stack El Ramen in

The Littlest Terrorist.

4'7" of Pure Jihad

The Gates of Vienna Sausage



Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (q/SMK)

28 Afternoon.

Congratulations, Michigan Democrats, on nominating a terrorist. Pat yourselves on the back. Good job!

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (lv4U4)

29 This El-Sayed fellow seems rather like a twat, doesn't he?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (ybv6C)

30 Blizerian is also Armenian. You'd think he'd be a little more sensitive to genocide.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

31 I never understood how Dan Bilzerian was able to keep money his father gave him, when his father owed millions and filed what the Feds described as a "sham" bankruptcy to avoid payment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (U/Eoe)

32 From Politico:

Rep. LaMonica McIver is not immune from prosecution for her contact with ICE officials during a heated scrum at New Jersey’s Delaney Hall detention facility, even though it occurred during a legislative investigation, a federal appeals court panel ruled Wednesday.

“The charged conduct … is unambiguously non-legislative,” 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Cindy Chung, a Biden appointee, wrote in a 2-1 opinion joined by Judge Stephanos Bibas, a Trump appointee.

McIver is facing three federal charges related to alleged assaults on ICE officials and interference with them during a May 2025 oversight visit to Delaney Hall.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (TN0g+)

33 Terrorists funding terrorists?

What is the world coming to?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)

34 A whole lotta matricide coming up
------

Jerry Lee Lewis?

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (2Sv0l)

35 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

36 al-Sayed saying he'll keep the Jews safe is his way of saying no one ever broke into Auschwitz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (TbVRb)

37 Completely OT but I'm watching a cute Japanese vtuber who's learning English play Stardew Valley.

It's kind of adorable.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (lv4U4)

38 Bilzerian has that "sells Drakkar Noir out of his car trunk" energy.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (q/SMK)

39 Sayed, Mamdami and the DSA members are going to be the face for Democrats in the midterms.

My guess is they still net gain seats nationally, but its not going to be a blue wave

Posted by: Sharpie at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (iZHgT)

40
What is the world coming to?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)




An end.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:03 PM (ccf/V)

41 Bulg that's nice. Reminds me of when the same band played the Star Spangled Banner on 9/11.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 04:03 PM (U/Byj)

42 Babylon Bee has this great "Expose" on "The Jews".

I recommend.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

43 This El-Sayed fellow seems rather like a twat cuntrag piece of shit, doesn't he?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (ybv6C)

Fix'd.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (lv4U4)

44 Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ

That's nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (rHgXV)

45 Just look at the dude. Tell me that face hasn't seen dicks up close.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
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Dude eats Snickers bars upside down, for the texture.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (oqH4h)

46 CBC - Nepal flooding
FoxNews - Will Cain

CNN and MS Now are all excited that President Trump may be buying ads to tout his record.

Maybe to help out in a few races I'm guessing.

Back to yardwork.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)

47 21 Dan Blizerian is literally a carbon copy of rich nepo babies Hasan Piker and those two other gay homos.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

Manly men, doing manly things with other.... men.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (ybv6C)

48 What is the world coming to?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)



An end.
-----

As we know it. And I feel fine.

Posted by: Michael S. at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (TN0g+)

49 How tall is he? Looks like he has Short Guy Muscles.

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (SwyyQ)

50 What is the world coming to?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)



An end.
Posted by: Sponge

I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

51 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.
Posted by: Bulg
=======
Dark Ages Part Deux.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)

52 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

It's funny cuz the Royals don't have to work.

Seriously though, that's freakin' sweet.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (lv4U4)

53 If we'd quit allowing others to call Islam a "religion" and refer to it as what it actually is; a violent political ideology dressed up as religion, the press would be a lot different.

And it'd explain a lot to the low info voters who keep pushing this shit. The diehard left identify with it, so they're a lost cause. And probably the first to feel the blade. The sharp one, not the commenter here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2Cry5)

54 Dark Ages Part Deux.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)

What if we never really left the Dark Ages

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2Sv0l)

55 Dude eats Snickers bars upside down, for the texture.
Posted by: ballistic
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That is a new one. Well done sirrah!

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (E4rtv)

56 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.
Posted by: Bulg
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Dark Ages Part Deux.
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That's got a ring to it...

Posted by: Charlie S. at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (TN0g+)

57 As we know it. And I feel fine.
Posted by: Michael S.

I think a fair number of the Horde hate that song, but I have fond memories of it for personal reasons, due to a recent romantic setback when it was big.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

58 >>>1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"

Baba Wawa always faced the sea?
lol
A new entry for my decoder ring.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (8mulE)

59 (long redundant expression of disbelief follows)

Imagine a federal judge ruling that a congressthing's physical interference with federal law enforcement is in some way legislative activity. One of the appeals panel apparently "thinks" this way.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (U/Byj)

60 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

We know it wasn't in honor of Meghan or Moochelle

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (2Sv0l)

61 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.
Posted by: Bulg
=======
Dark Ages Part Deux.
Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)

I vote for The Drooling Retardation Age.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (lv4U4)

62 Obligatory: "I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (q/SMK)

63
I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)



Dipshittery. We're in the dipshittery age.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)

64 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)



I expected them to play better.......but it's a damn cool gesture.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:09 PM (ccf/V)

65 Is the Macrons' lawsuit against Candace still going on, or has it been resolved? If resolved, how?
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)


President Macron has offered to have both Candice and his mommy wife roger him up the keister and he'll determine who is more manly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

66 I never understood how Dan Bilzerian was able to keep money his father gave him, when his father owed millions and filed what the Feds described as a "sham" bankruptcy to avoid payment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (U/Eoe)
________

He had to give a bunch of it back. But he managed to keep most of it. It was all dirty money stolen and hidden by his scumbag father. But it was put into a blind trust that was set up technically legally (by experienced lawyers) and they are hard to break open.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

67 What if we never really left the Dark Ages
Posted by: ...
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I think we did but evil, like rust, never sleeps.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)

68 "Seaward" escapes me too, but then i google lots of east coast bullshit in the new york times crossword clues.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (wxsGM)

69 So, how long before Candace and Tucker blame the deaths of Dolly and Tim Curry on...THE JOOOOS!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

70 Those who need reminding of the power of nature/insignificance of man should see some of the Nepal videos (actually the one at the Chinese border post is the most jaw-dropping, like a disaster movie, but in real life).

Bacteria on a bowling ball.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (U/Byj)

71 El-Sayed's listed hobbies are:
Sharia Law
Communism
Platform diving off of Hasan Piker's cock into T'Qar Carlson's prison wallet.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (q/SMK)

72 I've been trying to find out what happened to Graham Platner's campaign funds. In June, he supposedly had $2.2 Million in liquidity. Then, the July 15th filing (the last he was obligated to file), it was down to $1.7 Million.

The Democrat party in Maine was trying to get their hands on it, but Platner refused to comment or respond to inquiries (even when asked directly).

I think Heir Platner is going to try and walk away with the spoils. And, apparently, the Dems in Maine are pissed.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)

73 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.

The Great Tribulation

Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (WCaCG)

74
52 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

It's funny cuz the Royals don't have to work.

Seriously though, that's freakin' sweet.
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (lv4U4)
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Here's the clip:
https://tinyurl.com/bdfzx6az

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (kX27y)

75 Man who goes by "MrChildPorn" arrested for possessing child porn

-
I guess his momma must've known when she named him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (ndZc7)

76 So, Abdul's supporter is an "international investment advisor and human rights activist."

Translation: Guy who launders money from the US to Hamas/Iran.

Posted by: Random PJ at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (+jscL)

77 Just look at the dude. Tell me that face hasn't seen dicks up close.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
------

Dude eats Snickers bars upside down, for the texture.
Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (oqH4h)
_____

Yea, the super-big snickers ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

78 73.

Could be worse. Could be Waterworld.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (q/SMK)

79 68 "Seaward" escapes me too, but then i google lots of east coast bullshit in the new york times crossword clues.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (wxsGM)

It's just ace's way of calling her a cunt without saying the word.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 04:12 PM (8mulE)

80 Man who goes by "MrChildPorn" arrested for possessing child porn



It's like the f*cking idiots walking around with marijuana leaf images on their shirts.....Uh.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:12 PM (ccf/V)

81 What a long day

Muslims on the warpath

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (Ia/+0)

82 Imagine a federal judge ruling that a congressthing's physical interference with federal law enforcement is in some way legislative activity. One of the appeals panel apparently "thinks" this way.

Posted by: rhomboid

Not likely to fly there. Just like Rep Jefferson's stashing cash in his official offices did not ultimately protect him from being charged with bribery. And bribery is a lot closer to 'legislative activity' than interfering with law enforcement.

Democrats used to actually have at least respectably good lawyers appointed as judges, DEI Democrats with its racial spoils approach to nominations has pretty much destroyed that.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

83 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.

The Great Tribulation
Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical

The Great Upf*ckening?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (ndZc7)

84 I appreciate the use of the full "Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed" name as opposed to the softer less Mohammedan versions.

Don't let him hide behind a name that sounds more western.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (2Ez/1)

85 Yea, the super-big snickers ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Creamy nougat filling?

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

86
This historical age? Call it The Disillusionment. Or the Age of Rejectionism.

I think we're finding out what happens once you reach a stage of widespread freedom, prosperity, and overall wellbeing. It turns out humans don't like paradise. We want to struggle. Or at least, we want to complain. If my diagnosis is right, Plato has probably talked about this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (mmrXZ)

87 Those who need reminding of the power of nature/insignificance of man should see some of the Nepal videos (actually the one at the Chinese border post is the most jaw-dropping, like a disaster movie, but in real life).

Bacteria on a bowling ball.

Posted by: rhomboid

All those people scurrying like ants. Probably for naught.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (EGW4m)

88 Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed is now claiming that he doesn't support the Green New Deal. I guess it's not popular in Michigan.

Although he's deleted many of his tweets and old YouTube rants, people saved many of them.

Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.

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He did this because he's winning easily, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (/PKja)

89 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (4NO2D)

90 Yea, the super-big snickers ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Creamy nougat filling?

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

Sometimes he feels like a nut.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

91 think Heir Platner is going to try and walk away with the spoils. And, apparently, the Dems in Maine are pissed.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)

They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)

92 The Great Tribulation
Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical

The GT is over, we are now in Judgement Day since 2011. It will culminate in the actual end of all things visible in 2033.

Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (JM9I6)

93 Blizerian is also Armenian. You'd think he'd be a little more sensitive to genocide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

I think a lot of these groups only disapprove of it when they are on the receiving end.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

94 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (/T3kZ)

95 https://legalinsurrection.com/report iran tried to assassinate-netanyahus son yair in miami

Good he didn't go to NY, Mamdani might have done the deed

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

96 Go go go Godzilla.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (4NO2D)

97 Sometimes he feels like a nut.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August

*some*times?

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:16 PM (2Sv0l)

98 Sometimes he feels like a nut.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Ah, an Almond Joy fan. He must really like the texture.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)

99 Bacteria on a bowling ball
All we are is bacteria on a bowling ball

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:16 PM (ndZc7)

100 Go go go Godzilla.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (4NO2D)



I KNEW Inspector Gadget was missing a gadget........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (ccf/V)

101
ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal

It wasn't in BOLD though.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (Cqx++)

102 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)

If only there were some signs, ANY SIGNS, beforehand.

Oh well....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (Sco7b)

103 As I mentioned in a previous thread, I saw Tim Curry as Bill Sikkes in and early 80s TV adaptation of Oliver Twist. I thought that it was an odd casting choice, as one envisions Sikes as a muscular thug. IIRC, Curry played him as kind of a druggie. He did a good job, such as it was, but his portrayal was not really in keeping with the Dickens character.

He probably would've made a good Fagin, though.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

104 It wasn't in BOLD though.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM



It makes all the difference.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)

105 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.
Posted by: ...
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They can trash his rep but probably that would just make him hold onto the money tighter. With it, Platner is somebody, without that money, a nobody.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv)

106
He did this because he's winning easily, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (/PKja)




Polls say Republicans won't win one seat, so I'm just going to stay home and never vote again. We're doomed. We'll never make it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (ccf/V)

107 Back to yardwork but GatewayPundit has a nice article on Dem ballot harvesting in Michigan.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (Sco7b)

108 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)

If he knows where the donos came from he might have some counter blackmail ready

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

109 Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed is now claiming that he doesn't support the Green New Deal. I guess it's not popular in Michigan.

Although he's deleted many of his tweets and old YouTube rants, people saved many of them.

Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.

=======

He did this because he's winning easily, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (/PKja)
_________

This all seems like intramural Democrap in-fighting and backstabbing to shiv a toxic upstart rival.

I don't think Mike Rogers dropped any of his own oppo yet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

110 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)



I believe it's illegal for him to just cash out and take that money home.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (ccf/V)

111 He did this because he's winning easily, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Bbbbbutttt polling says that is true.

Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)

112 Willowed:

Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

========

They've seen the internal polling.

Proping up nepobaby socialists and Islamists is going to lead to hilarious results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26,
==
In keeping with the stripper polling news - I don't think the dems are going to gain a single House seat. This DSA virus is going rogue at just the right time. IFFFFF the GOP GOTV apparatus is working it's going to be another night of disappointments for the donks. I think the GOP flips Michigan and Georgia and I sure think Cooper looks good in NC for the Ds.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (7/DDO)

113 106 Polls say Republicans won't win one seat, so I'm just going to stay home and never vote again. We're doomed. We'll never make it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (ccf/V)

========

It's what Trump deserves for not deporting a single person and putting boots on the ground in Iran for his Israeli paymasters who have blackmailed him because of his incredible Epstein connections that Trump is intentionally hiding through cronies in the DOJ.

I'm going to vote Democrat who keep their promises.

Immigration is my number 1 issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (/PKja)

114 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)
________________________

I can explain that. The SCOTUS ruling on campaign funds says you can hang onto them if you plan to run again. So, how do you get the Dems to shut up and sit down.

"Take my money, and I'll definitely run again. And, this time I'll show everyone the tattoo of Goering that I have on my ass. Or, you can let me keep it and I'll go back to playing with my mom's oysters never to bother anyone again."

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)

115 🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 04:20 PM (W2Pud)

116 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)

If only there were some signs, ANY SIGNS, beforehand.

Oh well....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (Sco7b)

you think they were fooled? It was literally tattooed on his body. It was why they picked him in the first place.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)

117 Him, Talerico, and Beat-off O'Rourke should have a photo with Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 04:20 PM (7gwL+)

118 109 This all seems like intramural Democrap in-fighting and backstabbing to shiv a toxic upstart rival.

I don't think Mike Rogers dropped any of his own oppo yet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

=======

One of El-Sayed's former advisors (white woman) was interviewed by Fox News. She likes him. Thinks he's so smart.

But he's actually really radical in bad ways, guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:20 PM (/PKja)

119 Trust the polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (2Ez/1)

120 The Great Tribulation
Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (WCaCG)
___

When that happens, there will be no mistaking it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (7wWQR)

121
It's what Trump deserves for not deporting a single person and putting boots on the ground in Iran for his Israeli paymasters who have blackmailed him because of his incredible Epstein connections that Trump is intentionally hiding through cronies in the DOJ.

I'm going to vote Democrat who keep their promises.

Immigration is my number 1 issue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (/PKja)



Don't forget about him paying hookers to pee on the bed that Barack and Michelle slept in.

That's such a biggie for me. And Jan. 6th. All those poor capitol police that died that day.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (ccf/V)

122 Ya know, this accepting donations foolishness doesn't bother me so much when I think about how many people, at least 45%, gave Biden money then had to fuck off.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (wxsGM)

123 We gave all of these savages oodles of money for their petroleum resources, and now they are buying their way into this country and perverting the culture. Future generations will have to heed the warning because they will not stop until we stop giving them money.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (FR9Sb)

124 I believe it's illegal for him to just cash out and take that money home.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM


He can keep it for future campaigns and to pay various family members campaign workers.

It's legal stealing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (4NO2D)

125 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

So are they Jewish front men, or anti commies?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)

126 Back to yardwork but GatewayPundit has a nice article on Dem ballot harvesting in Michigan.
Posted by: Stateless

Stateless, how close do you live to the Great Lakes State?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

127 When that happens, there will be no mistaking it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM


For just as the lightning comes from the east and flashes as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)

128 Graham Platner strikes me as the sort that would flash the genitalia and expose the lightning rune tattoos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (7gwL+)

129 112 In keeping with the stripper polling news - I don't think the dems are going to gain a single House seat. This DSA virus is going rogue at just the right time. IFFFFF the GOP GOTV apparatus is working it's going to be another night of disappointments for the donks. I think the GOP flips Michigan and Georgia and I sure think Cooper looks good in NC for the Ds.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (7/DDO)

========

Cooper looks like he's doing fine in NC, but NC polling in summer is notoriously bad. Cooper is polling like Cunningham did (actually a tad behind) in 2020 before Cunningham lost to Tillis.

And, I'm going to be honest, I haven't seen a single pro-Cooper thing yet. I've gotten a dozen mailers blaming him for crime. He left office with Helene a complete mess and him a complete no-show. Iryna's death is pinned on him.

And the party registrations of the state have gotten A LOT more Republican since he last ran in 2020. He won by 250,000 votes in 2020. There were 400,000 more Ds than Rs at the time. There are now 10,000 more Rs than Ds.

I think there's a better chance that Whatley wins by Trump 2024 margins in the state than just about anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:23 PM (/PKja)

130 I believe it's illegal for him to just cash out and take that money home.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM

I suppose you've never heard of the "fact finding tour" prepping for another election.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

131 The Great Tribbleation?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 04:23 PM (7gwL+)

132 121 Don't forget about him paying hookers to pee on the bed that Barack and Michelle slept in.

That's such a biggie for me. And Jan. 6th. All those poor capitol police that died that day.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (ccf/V)

=======

Don't you dare say a word against BLM if you don't kill yourself over 1/6!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (/PKja)

133 Graham Platner strikes me as the sort that would flash the genitalia and expose the lightning rune tattoos.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (7gwL+)




And break in my house, I'll f*ck you RIGHT in the ASS.

No homo, tho. I'm not into that.

Posted by: Graham Platner at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (ccf/V)

134 125 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

So are they Jewish front men, or anti commies?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)

======

AIPAC strikes again!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (/PKja)

135 I believe al-Sayed and Piker are Sunni Muslim. Got to find a way for them to get screaming at the Shia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (TbVRb)

136 Ritchie Torres sounds like a PR name.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:25 PM (4NO2D)

137 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (/PKja)

You forgot, "and he and his family made billions on crypto while stealing from American workers."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (k5CNB)

138 Ritchie Torres sounds like a PR name.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:25 PM (4NO2D)



Eddie Torrez, the Extra Testicle.......

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (ccf/V)

139 The Great Tribbleation?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Mr. Scott sent them to the Klingons.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

140 I believe it's illegal for him to just cash out and take that money home.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM

He can keep it for future campaigns and to pay various family members campaign workers.

It's legal stealing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (4NO2D)
_________

Technically, he can't just keep the money for purely personal use. But there are so many loopholes to the "rule" that he effectively can. There's a reason why so many dead-bang losers stay in races and keep running even though they have no chance. It's because they want to raise as much money as possible so they can keep it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (iFTx/)

141 If al-Sayed broke into Graham Platner's house hilarity would ensue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (TbVRb)

142 The polls are just Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)

143 137 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (/PKja)

You forgot, "and he and his family made billions on crypto while stealing from American workers."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (k5CNB)

=======

The list of crimes is so long, it's impossible to remember them all!

The only solution to our immigration problems is to elect people who want to make our immigration problems worse and don't even lie about it anymore!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:27 PM (/PKja)

144 The press lumps the far left and the far, far left together under the moniker "progressive" because their biggest fear is the DSA becoming a separate party and bleeding off 25% of D votes.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 26, 2026 04:27 PM (2ap+5)

145 I believe al-Sayed and Piker are Sunni Muslim. Got to find a way for them to get screaming at the Shia
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (TbVRb)

Iran had Piker's streams on their government station early on in this fracas. Not sure what Teheran made of 5 hours complaining about Asmongold.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)

146 If al-Sayed broke into Graham Platner's house hilarity would ensue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (TbVRb)



I'd be SOOOO jealous!!!

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at August 26, 2026 04:27 PM (ccf/V)

147 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

It's funny cuz the Royals don't have to work.

Seriously though, that's freakin' sweet.
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (lv4U4)
------------------------
Here's the clip:
https://tinyurl.com/bdfzx6az
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (kX27y)


For those of you who refuse to get an X account out of a sense of personal honor, here is the clip on youtube.

https://tinyurl.com/yxjeys2d

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)

148
For those of you who refuse to get an X account out of a sense of personal honor, here is the clip on youtube.

https://tinyurl.com/yxjeys2d

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)



Nicely done, sir.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at August 26, 2026 04:29 PM (ccf/V)

149 Shyte.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:29 PM (ccf/V)

150 Hakeem Jeffreis always looks like he recently died. Grayish skin, cloudy eyes.

"Check for a pulse."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (PSEDc)

151 I f*cking looked right at it, too......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (ccf/V)

152 Bacteria on a bowling ball
All we are is bacteria on a bowling ball
----

One might even say "dust in the wind"...

Posted by: Kelly Livgren at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

153 I haz retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (ccf/V)

154 Sunnis prefer TAWRIYA: deliberate ambiguity. It's a form of lying without outright lying, so they can feel virtuous and sincere. They create false impressions on purpose. A good example:
--------------------------------
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
26m
El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)

155 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

So are they Jewish front men, or anti commies?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)


Dog lovers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (ExV1e)

156 El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)

Might want to change your barber.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)

157 Goddamn sonsabitches, Twatter just got XCancel shut down.

Fuck Twatter!

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:31 PM (lv4U4)

158 Just realized that Alec Baldwin may have a problem. Both Tim Curry and Sam Neill were in The Hunt for Red October. Scott Glenn is 87 so Alec may get a pass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:31 PM (TbVRb)

159 Hakeem Jeffreis always looks like he recently died. Grayish skin, cloudy eyes.

"Check for a pulse."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (PSEDc)

He's just wondering how he got in charge just as the house of cards started tumbling down.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

160 This person is a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States.

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt)

161 This day has been ridiculously hectic and for no particular reason!

Anyway, there is a reason the UAE outlawed and banned the Muslim Brotherhood. The Sheikhs will warn you and do warn about this on x.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 04:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 Hakeem Jeffreis always looks like he recently died. Grayish skin, cloudy eyes.

"Check for a pulse."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (PSEDc)

He's just wondering how he got in charge just as the house of cards started tumbling down.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

Jeffries always looks like he smoked a fat blunt first thing and is zooted out of his mind.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:34 PM (lv4U4)

163 "Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed is now claiming that he doesn't support the Green New Deal."

I hate to be pedantic, but you misspelled "Green Leap Forward".

Posted by: Jeff Guinn at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (YSIYC)

164 Politico: Abdul El-Sayed distances himself from Hasan Piker’s comments on American Jews The progressive streamer’s comments suggesting people may “take action” against Jews in the U.S. drew a rebuke from other Michigan Democrats.

This is fucking insane and at this point anyone parroting this shit is complicit. No democrats needs to "denonuce" or "distance themselves" from Hasan Piker because Republicans or corporate media says so. Go on the attack, there's shitloads of stuff to turn against republicans. Don't give in to this discussion.

Why does every Democrat need to be grilled about their stances on a fucking Twitch streamer? Nobody’s asking every Republican about Asmongold.

El-Sayed campaigned with this fascist fuck for months. There is zero chance he can distance himself now. You campaign with a guy who calls jews inbreds, you reap the consequences. Political ads are going to hammer this to death. Get ready to see El-Sayed and Piker together constantly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (G/onT)

165 164 Why does every Democrat need to be grilled about their stances on a fucking Twitch streamer? Nobody’s asking every Republican about Asmongold.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (G/onT)

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Do these people know that Piker actually campaigned with El-Sayed?

Like...do they know it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:36 PM (/PKja)

166 164 El-Sayed campaigned with this fascist fuck for months. There is zero chance he can distance himself now. You campaign with a guy who calls jews inbreds, you reap the consequences. Political ads are going to hammer this to death. Get ready to see El-Sayed and Piker together constantly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (G/onT)

=======

Well, this guy knows.

And yes, El-Sayed is going to be the Todd Akin of 2026.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (/PKja)

167 > Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres
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Taqiyya. That's what this is. Ask them about El-Sayed and it'll be a different answer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (2Cry5)

168 I believe in a Green New Deal
just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in Green New Deal, hoo, ooh-hoo
Huh

Guitar!

Posted by: The Woke Darkness at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)

169 Hakeem could always ask his uncle Leonard for help. Leonard would probably say "get the Jews" and "look out for the ice people"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (TbVRb)

170 >>>164 El-Sayed campaigned with this fascist fuck for months. There is zero chance he can distance himself now. You campaign with a guy who calls jews inbreds, you reap the consequences. Political ads are going to hammer this to death. Get ready to see El-Sayed and Piker together constantly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (G/onT)

=======

Well, this guy knows.

And yes, El-Sayed is going to be the Todd Akin of 2026.

...

let's hope

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

171 I think I must've slipped over into Bearded Spock world.

https://tinyurl.com/yumudhjr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)

172 Nobody’s asking every Republican about Asmongold.

I think that he should get a haircut but his girlfriend is hot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e)

173 Oh, and another thing about NC.

I'm a registered independent on the state rolls (the independents in NC lean to the right and have for many years).

I should be getting literature from both parties as they try to encourage or discourage my vote.

And I only get anti-Cooper stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (/PKja)

174 170 Well, this guy knows.

And yes, El-Sayed is going to be the Todd Akin of 2026.

...

let's hope

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

=======

Major Jewish donors in Michigan threatened to fundraise for Rogers if El-Sayed won.

The Jewish donors did the fundraiser.

White working class voters won't turn out for El-Sayed. There was a clear racial preference for blacks against El-Sayed in the primary, so that turnout should be down, too.

Plus, Harmeet Dhillon has made it clear that she's prioritizing Michigan as a location to watch and place election monitors from the DOJ this November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:40 PM (/PKja)

175 They should all be in prison or...

@EYakoby 34m
BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.

Exactly what we’ve said for three years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 04:40 PM (diia5)

176 ***(While Claiming Jewish Safety Will be a Priority for Him)
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Making nuclear energy safe for America was a priority for candidate Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 04:40 PM (51ygH)

177 Whoa. That woman in the red hoodie to the right of the gay muslim running for senate (all I remember is his name isnt' Mohammed.).

Those are some dark, evil, "I'l-l soon- be -behind- bars- and- happy -about- it" eyes.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:41 PM (lCppi)

178 This is fucking insane and at this point anyone parroting this shit is complicit. No democrats needs to "denonuce" or "distance themselves" from Hasan Piker

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Any more than they need to "denonuce" or "distance themselves" from Heinrich Himmler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:42 PM (ndZc7)

179 Michigan’s vital automobile industry. By shifting away from the formal resolution, he avoids alienating blue-collar union workers crucial to winning the state.

He avoids Bernie, AOC & their New Green Deal malarkey. She, in particular, avoids him in her act of moderation.

Hakeem and several other 'Democrats' distance themselves from Piker, but certainly not El-Sayed & several other communist clowns.

What will progressive voters remember when they push those buttons & stuff the ballot boxes in November? Lots will still manifest TDS.

Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 04:42 PM (NFX2v)

180 Oh, TJM is back.

How was Outer Space?

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:43 PM (lv4U4)

181 Plus, Harmeet Dhillon has made it clear that she's prioritizing Michigan as a location to watch and place election monitors from the DOJ this November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:40 PM (/PKja)

Good. I hope she's sending folks to Houston, too. We have good laws here but it's a simmering hotbed of corruption.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:44 PM (lCppi)

182 Ohh, a fight between the Marxists and Muslims
I need to get popcorn

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

183 Maybe the Reddit people should know we aren’t answering for this because we self police, we aren’t tolerant of antisemitism on this side of the forest.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

184 I'm a few threads behind. From Marco Rubio Sanctions:

14 Bravo, Sec Rubio!

I've read the current antisemitism trend started with Portland's Antifa.

This sews that up nicely and the dots connected make sense. Root cause is Hamas.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 01:28 PM (hzuYO)


I think the root cause of American "Antifa" is European revcoms, who hate International Jewry (under the codenames "banksters" and "bougies") almost as much as Muslims do. So, while Italian communists of course take their own ideological progeny in Antifa as clients, they similarly find Iran-sponsored Hamas copacetic and simpatico to work with. But no one had to lead the Europeans to Jew-hatred; they were already there.

Posted by: SciVo at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (ke3zm)

185 @174 another thing about Michigan is the trio of women running the place have problems. Nessel the AG is freaked by the Dem anti-semitism. Whitmer wants nothing to do with al-Sayed.
That leaves Benson the corrupt SoS who is running for governor. I'm sure she knows Dillon is breathing down her neck. I don't think the steal will be in the cards this year for al-Sayed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (TbVRb)

186 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres
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Taqiyya. That's what this is. Ask them about El-Sayed and it'll be a different answer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (2Cry5)

I love it when you can tell exactly what the memo said even tho it wasn't sent to you.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (lCppi)

187
Ritchie Torres sounds like a PR name.
Posted by: toby928(c)


Did he play second base for the Reds?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 04:46 PM (Cqx++)

188 BTW, good people, today marks the fifth anniversary of Abbey Gate.

The nation honors the sacrifice of those who died, a solemn occasion commemorated by The White House and military leaders.

Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 04:47 PM (NFX2v)

189 177 Whoa. That woman in the red hoodie to the right of the gay muslim running for senate (all I remember is his name isnt' Mohammed.).

Those are some dark, evil, "I'l-l soon- be -behind- bars- and- happy -about- it" eyes.
Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:41 PM
______________

Hag in a bag wannabe.

Posted by: And second class citizen at August 26, 2026 04:47 PM (2Ez/1)

190 Ohh, a fight between the Marxists and Muslims
I need to get popcorn
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

Oh no.
Please. Don't ... Stop. Don't Stop.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:47 PM (lCppi)

191 @186 didn't Slotkin babble something about "big tent"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:48 PM (TbVRb)

192 Maybe it not long before Detroit Tigers have Der Fuhrer Pride Night in the Park?

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 26, 2026 04:49 PM (3XMoj)

193 didn't Slotkin babble something about "big tent"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Her dress would make a big tent.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 04:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

194 El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)

Chopping off hand of thief no different than a manicure.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:50 PM (lCppi)

195 Ritchie Torres sounds like a PR name.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Did he play second base for the Reds?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Nope. Drums for Bon Jovi

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 04:50 PM (EGW4m)

196 That guy who's not named Mohammed really looks like he likes the men. And that he's not super smart.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:51 PM (lCppi)

197 Nope. Drums for Bon Jovi
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 04:50 PM (EGW4m)

Is he that guy in the State Farm commercial?

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 04:52 PM (Oy/m2)

198 Robert he won't tell me earlier how vacation went

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

199 Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.
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Hey that's just twitter's version of a sarcasm font!

Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor at August 26, 2026 04:53 PM (U/Eoe)

200 >>>But no one had to lead the Europeans to Jew-hatred; they were already there.
Posted by: SciVo at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (ke3zm)
****
This is truth. If the muzzies can finally succeed at what the euro-peons have been trying to do for centuries, well they'll live with the subjugation because finally they will be Judenrein.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 26, 2026 04:53 PM (aWBom)

201 Think it's the other way around, Mohammeds:


Nathan Hansen
@nathanmhansen
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16h
Sounds like a threat.
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News Talk 830 WCCO
@wccoradio
·
Aug 25
The Somali community condemned a recent outreach campaign from Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher they say unfairly targeted specific Somali youth and families ahead of the Minnesota State Fair: "He's creating much more problems that he cannot solve."

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y)

202 Robert he won't tell me earlier how vacation went
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)
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Musta gone to Vegas...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 04:54 PM (FZ29D)

203 Tossing gays from roof tops is the same as using a plane!

Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor at August 26, 2026 04:54 PM (U/Eoe)

204 For the supposed no likeness of Mo, how does anyone know what he looked like anyway?

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

205 Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed
spell it out!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 04:55 PM (wxsGM)

206 Reminder:
the final MI poll average overestimated Kamala by nearly 2%

I'm sure all the pollsters have fixed the errors that caused that this time ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)

207 Perfessor the YouTube shot looked nice

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

208 Clitorectomies' are our cultural equivalent of getting ears pierced!

Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor at August 26, 2026 04:56 PM (U/Eoe)

209 203 Tossing gays from roof tops is the same as using a plane!
Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor

Talk with Gov. Shapiro's press section. 👌🏼

Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 04:57 PM (NFX2v)

210 I'll give Ritchie Torres credit . He's a gay Dem progressive, but he has the guts to take a very pro-Israel position

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:59 PM (TbVRb)

211 Five-dimension chess strategy question:

Maybe it would be a clever maneuver to sacrifice one senate seat and ALLOW Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed to WIN, so that in all future election (for at least the next six years) we can point to him as proof positive that the Democrat Party is the party of Islamic extremism, Jew-hate and communist insanity. He'll be attached to the Dems like a ball and chain around their ankle. We let him, win, and in so doing he'll be the last Dem ever elected to the Senate, with voters scared off the Dems forever.

If we can still keep the Senate 51-49 and allow this guy to be on their team, it could be the best thing that ever happened.

Wise -- or an abolutley retarded plan?

Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2026 04:59 PM (Av6i5)

212 Tossing gays from roof tops is the same as using a plane!
Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor


El-Sayed's Skydiving for Gays, Lesson 1. How to fall.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:59 PM (ExV1e)

213 And I only get anti-Cooper stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Democrats are not targeting white males for votes in most states, Maine appears to be the exception because of DSA support for Platner.

Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv)

214 If we can still keep the Senate 51-49 and allow this guy to be on their team, it could be the best thing that ever happened.

Wise -- or an abolutley retarded plan?
Posted by: zombie
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Not particularly useful because a) Mamdani mouths off enough to be useful along with other DSA types, and b) you would make someone like Collins or worse Murcow, the deciding vote.

Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv)

215 You guys forget that Trump is going to lose the House and the Senate because the price of eggs, I mean gas, no I mean beef, is too high.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 05:01 PM (3cUTc)

216 @211 zombie, interesting idea, but I think it would only encourage more crazies to run and feeble minded mush heads to vote for them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 05:01 PM (TbVRb)

217 >Wise -- or an abolutley retarded plan?

Posted by: zombie
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not good

we do not want muslims in our country, much less our government

they must all go

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 05:02 PM (ZxPkt)

218 If we can still keep the Senate 51-49 and allow this guy to be on their team, it could be the best thing that ever happened.

Wise -- or an abolutley retarded plan?
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Murkcow will always vote with the Dems in that scenario.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 05:03 PM (3cUTc)

219 206 Reminder:
the final MI poll average overestimated Kamala by nearly 2%

I'm sure all the pollsters have fixed the errors that caused that this time ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Midterm polling sucks generally as it becomes a lot more difficult to determine who will vote and who will not. Just like Michigan--will blacks vote for the Muzzies, white union members, etc. The GOP has less of a problem there as I think few white GOP males or females want a nasty critter like Sayed in the Senate.

Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 05:03 PM (E4rtv)

220 I am just now seeing the Nepal videos. Oh my gosh, that is so awful.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 05:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

221 Wise -- or an abolutley retarded plan?
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History is replete with plenty of examples where someone's cunning scheme completely backfired. Lenin, and You Know Who, immediately come to mind in more recent history. Probably Napoleon as well, though I'm not so well versed in the nuances of French political history. How about Rasputin, there was a strange cat.

Be Careful, I think, is the lesson here.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:05 PM (7kksU)

222 Nood. Judges.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 05:05 PM (ExV1e)

223 211. Posted by: zombie

I'm suggesting waterboarding for that idea.

Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 05:05 PM (NFX2v)

224 Was coming to nood and I got kicked out. Sorry!

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 05:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

225 He even tweets like douche.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 05:07 PM (RIvkX)

226 Good. I hope she's sending folks to Houston, too. We have good laws here but it's a simmering hotbed of corruption.

Posted by: LASue

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Yep, Laws don't work unless they are properly enforced and fairly adjudicated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 05:08 PM (51ygH)

227 Nobody’s asking every Republican about Asmongold.

I think that he should get a haircut but his girlfriend is hot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e)

Has a job, took care of his parents until they passed away in the last few years, doesn't bother anyone. No Republican has to look aside from Asmond.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)

228 How about Rasputin, there was a strange cat.

Be Careful, I think, is the lesson here.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 05:05 PM (7kksU)

Not sure of his ultimate origins, but Ras got his hooks into the Tsar's family because of their son's hemophilia. His 'treatments' seemed to help the boy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

229 Democrats are not targeting white males for votes in most states, Maine appears to be the exception because of DSA support for Platner.
Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv)

You'd have to be pretty deluded to rely on minority votes in Maine.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)

230 "Abdulrahman"

I'll take "what is the sound of a bag of dicks being gobbled" for 500, Alex

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 26, 2026 05:44 PM (QrC/S)

231 Wow - so in England, most all of us here would be subject to arrest for being in a group chat like this one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 08:31 PM (o3ajz)

In Leaked Court Transcript, Gay Furry Assassin Tyler Robinson's Lawyers Denounce Online "Conspiracy Theorists" and "Crazies" Pushing Insane Claims

Cavernous Nostrils is going to add another couple of names to the conspiracy to kill "my best friend."

He objects to some mention in the prosecution's motions about conspiracy theories. I guess the prosecution was drawing a negative inference about the defense, based on the insanity of Tyler Robinson's defenders.

The Gay Furry Assassin's lawyers say "we're not talking to the crazies."


"There's a reference to, you know, unstable people coming to the courthouse, to conspiracy theorists saying things online. We're all aware of that. I mean, I don't know what the court has read. It's none of my business. I've received some wacky phone calls and emails, people telling me what they think happened here. It's noise. We're not litigating this case in the press. We're not talking to crazies," the transcript read.

robinsonsattorneycrazies.jpg



Apparently "Baron" is one of Cavernous Nostrils' degenerate Beta Orbiters and ballwashers.

This poster says that he's claimed that the defense is sending "secret coded messages."

Social distancing champ
@LadyGriz

Baron: The defense is sending us secret coded messages.

The defense: We aren't speaking to the crazies.

midGRAY
@_midGRAY


Baron himself in an X Space several day ago: "They probably think we're all crazy".

Social media lifted the rock that society had placed on all the filthy degenerate shut-ins, and now we all have to see them every day:

JohnBoy
@JohnBoy6969696

Where does it say anything about Candace or Baron? When did they show up at the courthouse? The only crazies who showed up at the courthouse and who spread crazy conspiracies are TPUSA's propagandists who were invited to come by Erika. Those crazies were spreading lies about seeing video in HD 4k That was so clear you could see Tyler's face, see him taking the shot, etc., which were completely made up lies.

Yes he probably meant Erika Kirk. Well-spotted.

Imagine the kind of person who makes this low-IQ grifter race hustler their intellectual hero:


Speaking of loonies making a hero out of murderers: This woman mocks the Terminally Online Wine-Moms who spend all day typing "Same, Lindsay," to show that they too think about murdering their children.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:48 PM




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1 THE BLADE, HE STRIKETH FIRSTEST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

2 Hola

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 02:49 PM (oqH4h)

3 But Klandice Ovens saw it in a dream!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:51 PM (3cUTc)

4 When Tyler Robinson thinks you're crazy....

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:52 PM (2Sv0l)

5 The old thread just knew the gay blade would get the first.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 26, 2026 02:52 PM (NnhvP)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 02:52 PM (ccf/V)

7 We aren't speaking to the crazies.
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That's just what THEY want you to believe.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:52 PM (2Sv0l)

8 Does the witch of Endor count as a genie?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)

9 >>>We're not talking to crazies," the transcript read.

Well except my client, he went on to add.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (8mulE)

10 I remember that song, "Genie in the Bible"
Catchy tune; was real popular for a bit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (3cUTc)

11 I'm going to laugh about putting the genie back in the bible for the rest of the day, and possibly the week...

Posted by: Inogame at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (53oGX)

12 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx

I don't care-eth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (xPsv8)

13 >>>3 But Klandice Ovens saw it in a dream!

I always forget that. Charlie Kirk, who is a time traveler and an X-Man style mutant according to Cavernous, came to Cavernous in a dream and told her that his wife, and Jews, and the French Foreign Legion, and Mormon Bee-Cultists, and Army personnel at Fort Huachuca, and Egyptian planes, had murdered him.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (1wjle)

14 I still don't care.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 02:54 PM (wxsGM)

15 according to the Koran, al-Shaytan himself was one of the genies. and Mo would know because he was... intimate with some of them

Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 02:54 PM (88C+u)

16 "we're not talking to the crazies."

So, no talking to the Gingerians, crossbowites, 9mm fetishists, or carrots-in-chili people?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 02:54 PM (0sNs1)

17 9 >>>We're not talking to crazies," the transcript read.

Well except my client, he went on to add.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (8mulE)

This, x1000. Nutballs everywhere, dude.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 02:54 PM (ybv6C)

18 I would conquer worlds to lay at the feet of the "Yay, sushi!" woman.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 26, 2026 02:55 PM (sLLbN)

19 My chicken on the barbie is not on fire.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 02:55 PM (wxsGM)

20 14 I still don't care.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 02:54 PM (wxsGM)

Well, then, I guess that is what it is all about.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 02:56 PM (ybv6C)

21 The good thing about so many women being insane lunatics supporting Lindsey Clancy is that it exposes these women in a way that no conspiracy theory or internet meme could.

It exposes how insane and dangerous these women are in their own words and actions.

Men, take note. Ladies, also take note. These are insane, terrible people who should be let nowhere near a child or a man.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

22 That clip of Owens shows she has a weird combination of autism and Tourette's. Or she's just stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 02:56 PM (TbVRb)

23 Why would they reject it, when the crazies are saying that they know that Tyler Robinson didn't pull the trigger?

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:57 PM (Fi81e)

24 Be like Timmy. He doesn't look concerned.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 02:57 PM (NtVYv)

25 THE DEFENSE IS IN ON IT!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 02:57 PM (PGK1w)

26 Candace Owens' star witnesses


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPgx1vC3ru0

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 02:57 PM (1wjle)

27 >>>We're not talking to crazies," the transcript read.

Your client fucks a twink in a catsuit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (R5BEI)

28 >>>>>16 "we're not talking to the crazies."

So, no talking to the Gingerians, crossbowites, 9mm fetishists, or carrots-in-chili people?



The Methodists are right out!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (Riz8t)

29 I don't care-eth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (xPsv
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You cared enough to quote and post.

How hard is it for all of you to just scroll past the first 5-10 posts? You already all know what it's going to be after all these years and you STILL can't help yourselves.

Sheesh.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (oqH4h)

30 Oh Candace has read all about the Genies in the Bible. It’s in the Book of Laminations!

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (Gqar8)

31 I think that claiming that Tyler Robinson pulled the trigger is racist.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (Fi81e)

32 I remember that song, "Genie in the Bible"
Catchy tune; was real popular for a bit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (3cUTc)

The Police, right ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

33 I assume Tyler Robinson has a public defender ?
I would hate having some of the clients these lawyers have to represent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (xPsv8)

34 People used to go to the crisis clinic against their will oh forget it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 02:59 PM (wxsGM)

35 Did everybody duck out of the donut thread?

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:59 PM (Fi81e)

36 Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (oqH4h

Actually , this is the first time I've said anything about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:00 PM (xPsv8)

37 Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (oqH4h)

Sometimes people post something funny early on threads.

And sometimes they just want to show how much they love me me attention.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 03:00 PM (2Sv0l)

38 I remember that song, "Genie in the Bible"
Catchy tune; was real popular for a bit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (3cUTc)

The Police, right ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (NtVYv)
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That's the tune I was thinking of, too.

Genie in the Bi-ble, oh
Genie in the Bi-ble

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 03:00 PM (Fi81e)

39 "James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges"

Killin' it, Ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)

40 Actually , this is the first time I've said anything about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:00 PM (xPsv
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Good for you. Now maybe you've gotten it out of your system.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 03:01 PM (oqH4h)

41 "It's too late to put the genie back in the Bible." -- Super-Christian Candace Owens

Which is your favorite genie of the Bible?

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Theory:

Andy Kaufman.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:01 PM (/PKja)

42 How do some of these 'INfluencCERz' have any kind of audience? They are obviously nutso crazytown. So, are there audience made up of fellow members of the internet insane asylum or bots and foreigners?

Or both.

Nevermind. I answered my own question.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 03:01 PM (sAmhv)

43 maybe it's the book of Jebediah

Posted by: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man at August 26, 2026 03:02 PM (88C+u)

44 Sometimes people post something funny early on threads.

And sometimes they just want to show how much they love me me attention.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 03:00 PM (2Sv0l)
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If people stopped giving them said attention.......hmmmm

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 03:02 PM (oqH4h)

45 Baron von Munchassen???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 26, 2026 03:02 PM (wtvvX)

46 osted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 03:01 PM (oqH4h)

Yep. Thx for your concern.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:02 PM (xPsv8)

47
"Yay! Sushi!"

Should become the standard reply to "Same, Lindsay" Wine-Moms.



BONUS! If only Miss Lindsay was still around to see what became of his name!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 03:02 PM (iJfKG)

48 >>>We're not talking to crazies," the transcript read.

Your client fucks a twink in a catsuit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (R5BEI)

COTW nominee.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:03 PM (dK+Kv)

49 I didn’t realize that Cavernous is even more king of the malapropisms than Chris Simms…. What a maroon…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 03:03 PM (geWO5)

50 Jeannie was in the Bible?

I must have been sick that day.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1)

51 I've read a fair amount of the extant information (Richard Helms had it all burned) and documents on MkUltra programs in the 1950s thru the 1970s. The stuff that escaped into the green.

One scientist who was intimately involved said something that has stuck with me. He claimed that insanity is "contagious", not in the epidemiological sense, but through association. I don't think that's too controversial really. But he also maintained that once "caught", it is indeed heritable. The person making this claim was not what I would consider an honorable individual necessarily, but interesting just the same.

"It didn't work (so we only ran the program for over 20 years?) and we're really sorry, and we'll never do it again". Uh-huh.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 03:03 PM (7kksU)

52 "It's too late to put the genie back in the Bible." -- Super-Christian Candace Owens
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Wait, wut?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 03:03 PM (7wWQR)

53 people stopped giving them said attention.......hmmmm

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 03:02 PM (oqH4h)

They would crave it all the more.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 03:03 PM (2Sv0l)

54 I could have been first but I didn't want to piss Fenelon off.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (MWfyi)

55
"Your client fucks a twink in a catsuit."

Posted by: Quotable quotables for 400, Alex at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)

56 55
"Your client fucks a twink in a catsuit."

Posted by: Quotable quotables for 400, Alex at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)

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Does Robinson really look like a top?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:05 PM (/PKja)

57 I was gonna be First!!
but then I got high

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:05 PM (Gqar8)

58 Whatever happened to the law?

All of these social media influencers sound like children in the hot lunch line squabbling of the last chocolate milk.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 03:05 PM (FR9Sb)

59 This transcript is from almost a year ago, not long after Charlie was murdered.

Was Candy Ovens and Baron Coleman talking crazy back then?

I never even heard of Coleman until this very post.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

60 I could have been first but I didn't want to piss Fenelon off.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (MWfyi)

If you're going to do it, do it with boobs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:06 PM (dK+Kv)

61 Jeannie was in the Bible?

I must have been sick that day.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1)
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Jeannie!!

Posted by: Captain Nelson at August 26, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)

62 Red herring for the appeal of sentence. We’ve all heard that song sung by furrie’s defence team.

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2026 03:06 PM (5/BcT)

63 Barbara Eden and her garden

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 03:06 PM (Cqx++)

64 Last vid is funny. A cutie. "Yay, sushi!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (PSEDc)

65 60 I could have been first but I didn't want to piss Fenelon off.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (MWfyi)

If you're going to do it, do it with boobs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:06 PM (dK+Kv)

Pours one out for Joe Mannix - who is not a Cop

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar8)

66 Holy smokes they are crazy. But crazy seems to pay very well, so there is that, I guess.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

67 The good thing about so many women being insane lunatics supporting Lindsey Clancy is that it exposes these women in a way that no conspiracy theory or internet meme could.

Less than 1% is "so many"?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (vJrRc)

68 65
Pours one out for Joe Mannix - who is not a Cop

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar

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That's just what a cop would say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (/PKja)

69 One scientist who was intimately involved said something that has stuck with me. He claimed that insanity is "contagious", not in the epidemiological sense, but through association. I don't think that's too controversial really. But he also maintained that once "caught", it is indeed heritable. The person making this claim was not what I would consider an honorable individual necessarily, but interesting just the same.

"It didn't work (so we only ran the program for over 20 years?) and we're really sorry, and we'll never do it again". Uh-huh.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 03:03 PM (7kksU)

That's a misuse of 'heritable'. Sure if you get insane tendences by association, your kids are in a close association with you and are very likely to pick it up as well, but that still is just an environmental/associaitonal link.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy)

70 >>> That clip of Owens shows she has a weird combination of autism and Tourette's. Or she's just stupid

You left the door open for the "AND" Nazis!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 03:08 PM (SwyyQ)

71 I can understand preferring cake donuts and not liking fried ones but, KK has the best fried and iced donuts. I can't even imagine how the Hot Fresh ones could be improved on.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM

Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself and continues the donut wars at August 26, 2026 03:08 PM (4NO2D)

72 "It's noise", pretty much sums up the entire right wing nut jobs candace owens and tucker carlson.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (cpFbA)

73 Performative Angst.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)

74 Evidently she also said 'cream of the pie' (meaning 'cream of the crop') to someone.

You cant make this shit up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

75 I could have been first but I didn't want to piss Fenelon off.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (MWfyi)

If you're going to do it, do it with boobs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:06 PM (dK+Kv)

Pours one out for Joe Mannix - who is not a Cop
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar
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You ask, and The Blade delivers!


https://tinyurl.com/48c3d4bb

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

76 70 >>> That clip of Owens shows she has a weird combination of autism and Tourette's. Or she's just stupid

You left the door open for the "AND" Nazis!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 03:08 PM (SwyyQ)

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She's Andy Kaufman in drag!

Kaufman "died" in 1984.

Owens was "born" in 1989.


That's not a coincidence. There are no coincidences. Wake up, sheeple!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (/PKja)

77 The women throwing ice cubes at their showers thing is fucking spooky.

My wife had some issues after our baby was born, because the baby was so sick, and stuck in the hospital. She cried a lot mostly. No rage. No lashing out at me, even, let alone the baby.

If you're turning your powder room into a rage room for TikTok, GTFO. Go somewhere. Let the mentally stable man (BIRM) keep shit under control until you can get it together.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamShatner at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (BI5O2)

78 The good thing about so many women being insane lunatics supporting Lindsey Clancy is that it exposes these women in a way that no conspiracy theory or internet meme could.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

Same with the Arday supporters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

79 Why don't you come down to the lab.

And see who's on the slab.

Posted by: Surprise, It's Me, Tim Curry at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (47/pr)

80 "Your client fucks a twink in a catsuit."

Posted by: Quotable quotables for 400, Alex at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)

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Does Robinson really look like a top?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:05 PM (/PKja)
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*peeks head in door*

*door closes quietly*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (RIvkX)

81 I can understand preferring cake donuts and not liking fried ones but, KK has the best fried and iced donuts. I can't even imagine how the Hot Fresh ones could be improved on.

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You fry cake donuts.

I had a good touch to get them cooked all the way through (no dough on the inside) with a nice like crest of a crust on them.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

82 Same with the Hamas supporters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 03:10 PM (RIvkX)

83 78 Same with the Arday supporters.

hmm. was under the impression that arday supporters were called knights, as mentioned in the well-known ballad "it's been an arday's knight".

Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 03:11 PM (sGtp+)

84
We're not talking to crazies

Then don't come around here no more.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 03:11 PM (Cqx++)

85 Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (MWfyi

It wouldn't piss me off.. You haven't been doing it on every thread you've been on for the past four
Months or whatever . It actually doesn't piss me off . It's too lame for that. It's just slightly irritating sometimes I actually find sponge doing it when he clearly isn't first much funnier .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:11 PM (xPsv8)

86 he good thing about so many women being insane lunatics supporting Lindsey Clancy is that it exposes these women in a way that no conspiracy theory or internet meme could.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

Same with the Arday supporters.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)
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Yea, although Arday was just a fraudulent DEI pest and not a murderer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

87 Donut Redux!!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:11 PM (Gqar8)

88
I saw Your Client Fucks a Twink in a Catsuit open for Godspeed You! Black Emperor at the Montreal Civic Center in 2025.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 03:12 PM (iJfKG)

89
*peeks head in door*

*door closes quietly*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 03

Let’s run!

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

90 "Your client fucks a twink in a catsuit."

Posted by: Quotable quotables for 400, Alex at August 26, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)
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Sustained!

Posted by: Things We'd Want a Judge To Say at August 26, 2026 03:12 PM (Fi81e)

91 86 Yea, although Arday was just a fraudulent DEI pest and not a murderer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

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No one had heard of Arday in the wider culture 2 months ago.

Then his story blew up, he resigned, and he killed himself in a matter of weeks.

And thousands of black people came out to protest his death in London. He wasn't some major celebrity. He was a nobody that got minor boosts from the BBC before he became international news because he was a serial fabulist.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:13 PM (/PKja)

92 Clearly the speaker calendar for Bihemian Grove is filling up.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:13 PM (wxsGM)

93 Donut Redux!!!!
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:11 PM (Gqar
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We're not going to let people duck donuts like that!

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 03:13 PM (Fi81e)

94 Why don't you come down to the lab.

And see who's on the slab.
Posted by: Surprise, It's Me, Tim Curry at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM


I see you shiver in ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

95
Barbara Eden and her garden
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 03:06 PM (Cqx++)



I'm definitely up for rooting through Barbara Eden's bushes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (y9nCu)

96 No one had heard of Arday in the wider culture 2 months ago.

Then his story blew up, he resigned, and he killed himself in a matter of weeks.

And thousands of black people came out to protest his death in London. He wasn't some major celebrity. He was a nobody that got minor boosts from the BBC before he became international news because he was a serial fabulist.

Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:13 PM (/PKja)

Seems like an odd protest, since the guy who did it is dead. What redress are they looking for?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)

97 I saw Your Client Fucks a Twink in a Catsuit open for Godspeed You! Black Emperor at the Montreal Civic Center in 2025.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 03:12 PM (iJfKG)
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You mean the Centre du le Civic de Montreal Urban Comunite??
-Mark Carney

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (RIvkX)

98 To the tune of Chim Chim Cher-Ee.

Dumb c*nteree dumb c*nteree dumb c*nteree
You are as stupid as stupid can be
Dumb c*nteree dumb c*nteree dumb c*nteroo
I know you are stupid it's the things that you do
And the things that you think, well, they're stupid too

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (ndZc7)

99 No one had heard of Arday in the wider culture 2 months ago.

Then his story blew up, he resigned, and he killed himself in a matter of weeks.

And thousands of black people came out to protest his death in London. He wasn't some major celebrity. He was a nobody that got minor boosts from the BBC before he became international news because he was a serial fabulist.

Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:13 PM


It's all just a distraction from the Epstein and UAP Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (0sNs1)

100 We know Candace will think the crazies are not her and the voices in her head.

It's the Jewish French Foreign Legion who are crazy and killed her best friend.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (hzuYO)

101 Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:13 PM (/PKja)


The weirdest part was all the people circling the wagons for the so over the top, clear as day to anyone with a pulse, serial fabulist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)

102 69 One scientist who was intimately involved said something that has stuck with me. He claimed that insanity is "contagious", not in the epidemiological sense, but through association.
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Posted by: Common Tater
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Rhymes with female dormitory syncing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (51ygH)

103 I saw Your Client Fucks a Twink in a Catsuit open for Godspeed You! Black Emperor at the Montreal Civic Center in 2025.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 03:12 PM (iJfKG)
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GSYBE have put out some pretty good music.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (Fi81e)

104 86 he good thing about so many women being insane lunatics supporting Lindsey Clancy is that it exposes these women in a way that no conspiracy theory or internet meme could.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

Just like Hunter's laptop and Trump's first term.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (wxsGM)

105 >>> your client fucks a twink in a catsuit

That's Friday at my place - Pete Buttgiggle, gay guy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (TbVRb)

106 96 Seems like an odd protest, since the guy who did it is dead. What redress are they looking for?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)

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The institutional racism of British academia and media that destroyed an innocent black man who was just a scamp who had nothing not really all that wrong and never hurt anyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:16 PM (/PKja)

107
I saw Donut Redux!!!! open for Return To Forever at Armadillo World Headquarters in '76.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 03:16 PM (iJfKG)

108 107 I saw Donut Redux!!!! open for Return To Forever at Armadillo World Headquarters in '76.

donut redux!!!! > donut reflux

Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 03:16 PM (sGtp+)

109 Andy Kaufman was an unfunny hack piece of crap.


Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

110 101 Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:13 PM (/PKja)


The weirdest part was all the people circling the wagons for the so over the top, clear as day to anyone with a pulse, serial fabulist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)

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Well, if British blacks are actually tribally aligned with their race above everything else, it's no longer weird. In fact, it makes perfect sense.

It makes so much sense, that one could write policy on how to deal with it in the future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:17 PM (/PKja)

111 Seems like an odd protest, since the guy who did it is dead. What redress are they looking for?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
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A black person met with a bad end, so naturally there must be one or several wypipo in the general vicinity who can be blamed, since it's clearly not the black person's fault.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 03:17 PM (oqH4h)

112 @91 maybe if we keep up the pressure Arday will be the start of a trend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 03:17 PM (TbVRb)

113 109 Andy Kaufman was an unfunny hack piece of crap.


Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

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And so is Candace!

Coincidence?! There are no coincidences! Wake up, sheeple!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:17 PM (/PKja)

114 Baron Coleman admitted himself that he was a nobody on-line before the Kirk stuff. I watched two long podcast interviews of him. He acts like he's Robinson's defense attorney, in that he's trying to poke holes in everything, not find any answers. Fucking lawyers...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 26, 2026 03:17 PM (QaH55)

115 The institutional racism of British academia and media that destroyed an innocent black man who was just a scamp who had nothing not really all that wrong and never hurt anyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:16 PM (/PKja)

Academia was on his side from what I could see. If he hadn't quit he might have ridden out the storm.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:18 PM (uhVAy)

116
And so is Candace!

Coincidence?! There are no coincidences! Wake up, sheeple!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:17 PM (/PKja)



You do drive a valid point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)

117 No one had heard of Arday in the wider culture 2 months ago.

Then his story blew up, he resigned, and he killed himself in a matter of weeks.

And thousands of black people came out to protest his death in London. He wasn't some major celebrity. He was a nobody that got minor boosts from the BBC before he became international news because he was a serial fabulist.

Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:13 PM (/PKja)

Seems like an odd protest, since the guy who did it is dead. What redress are they looking for?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
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I suspect it was funded astroturf ... which I suspect is also true of the Clancy supporters.

It's just that it's one thing to show up to support a black commie who killed himself. It's another to show up to support a stone-cold murderer who killed her three young kids and blame ... the husband.

At this point, any time I see any leftwing protest I assume it's organized and funded.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

118 Fucking lawyers...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 26, 2026 03:17 PM


Don't. They'll tort you a new one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:19 PM (0sNs1)

119 Gay Furry Assassin Tyler Robinson...

Technically, I don't know if I've seen any evidence that Robinson was a furry. His trans-themfriend was a furry, so he's a furry fucker, which might be worse.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 26, 2026 03:19 PM (G/onT)

120 It's an act of bravery to step up and say the Emperor has no clothes, when it's very clear he does.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

121 119 Gay Furry Assassin Tyler Robinson...

Technically, I don't know if I've seen any evidence that Robinson was a furry. His trans-themfriend was a furry, so he's a furry fucker, which might be worse.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 26, 2026 03:19 PM (G/onT)

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See?

We all know you just want to see the evidence. Not for the pursuit of truth, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (/PKja)

122 At this point, any time I see any leftwing protest I assume it's organized and funded.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

A very safe bet. Especially when you see the professionally made and printed signs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (uhVAy)

123 Does Robinson really look like a top?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:05 PM


You mean compared to the twink in the cat suit?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (bFu5X)

124 So, how about that recent poll, eh?

Posted by: one hour sober at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (J4Dwc)

125 omg that was hilarious

Imma do one with my cat

AS IF he would let me hold him for more than a half second!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (j+aD2)

126 70 >>> That clip of Owens shows she has a weird combination of autism and Tourette's. Or she's just stupid

You left the door open for the "AND" Nazis!!!


you know what they say: when a door opens, a window closes.

Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (sGtp+)

127 Andy Kaufman was an unfunny hack piece of crap.


Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

One of those that I do not 'get.' Kinda like George Carlin. Hes funny, but I don't get the devotion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

128 The Kaufman comment made me think of all the unfunny comedians over the years who got ppaid to be funny. There are many.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (Gqar8)

129 If he meant the entire media under crazies, I agree and applaud him.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (RE0lB)

130 Why don't you come down to the lab.

And see who's on the slab.
Posted by: Surprise, It's Me, Tim Curry at August 26, 2026 03:09 PM

I see you shiver in ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM


Audience: Say it!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (bFu5X)

131 Good for you. Now maybe you've gotten it out of your system.
>>>>>>Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 03:01 PM (oqH4h)

Not a chance. He/She is the humorless scold of the internet, and the self-appointed morality police.

Posted by: Same Old at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (W2BZK)

132
See?

We all know you just want to see the evidence. Not for the pursuit of truth, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (/PKja)



Good to see you came back from vacation full of sarcasm and wit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (ccf/V)

133 Arday was kind of inevitable if you buy this clip. Brett Weinstein had an interesting point about the developmental environment in the last half of this. He starts with ground we've covered here about Arday being a mascot or pet. runs about 1:15 on Youtube

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=tinyurl&t=chromentp&ia=web

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 26, 2026 03:22 PM (r7+Q7)

134 Maybe 40 years ago. Ew.

Posted by: Lucky Day at August 26, 2026 03:22 PM (Cjger)

135 132 Good to see you came back from vacation full of sarcasm and wit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (ccf/V)

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Well, I'm certainly full of something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:22 PM (/PKja)

136 Did Candace ask to play doubles abacus?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 26, 2026 03:22 PM (GD2xa)

137 We've got talarico, gay Muslim candidate in michigan, furry assasin on trial defended by loony podcaster grifter, moms supporting moms who kill . . . .

2026 is serving up some grade a cray cray.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (4HoLg)

138 Never thought of this before...maybe Candace is a Gay Furrie herself and takes great offence (to everything) that her pack is being mocked! Enraged!

It's as good of a theory as hers!

I wish someone would put her in a straight jacket, force her to listen, and explain to her that the Furry confessed to his parents, threatened suicide, was taken to a family friend LEO. Who then took him to the police for the Miranda Act and to be booked.

He also, at the same time, in writing, confessed to his gay lover, both in text and on paper. Confessed to his Furry Group online. Used his grandfather's rifle.

Yet none of this is enough for Nostrils. It has to be a conspiracy.

Imagine, if you will, going through the Twilight Zone of life thinking this way. Paranoid. Probably vaginal pruritus
from going commando in her Furry Costume (I am guessing a lioness).

Lying bug eyed at night in fear next to the poor man she married (altho he may be locked into another bedroom for his own sanity and safety with the kids).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (hzuYO)

139 135 132 Good to see you came back from vacation full of sarcasm and wit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (ccf/V)

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Well, I'm certainly full of something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:22 PM (/PKja)

But not literacy, yes?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (Gqar8)

140 139 Well, I'm certainly full of something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:22 PM (/PKja)

But not literacy, yes?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (Gqar

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (/PKja)

141 Women have always been nuts. Now with the miracle of AlGore's internet, everyone gets to see the craziness front and center.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Medulla Oblongata at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (xFvo2)

142 I'm open to hearing ideas about how improvements in mental health and maternity care might help to prevent it from happening again, but I remain doubtful, if curious.

But that doesn't change the here and now.

Clancy murdered three children.

She strangled one after the other, each in front of the next. Their own mother.

She must die in prison. Rehabilitated or not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (BI5O2)

143 One of those that I do not 'get.' Kinda like George Carlin. Hes funny, but I don't get the devotion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)



Loved Carlin.

Kaufman never made me laugh, one time. Ever. At all.

And I watched Taxi for a time.

Even that stupid shit where he was wrestling women wasn't remotely funny.

He was a talent free hack that somehow hollywood felt they needed to shove him down my throat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (ccf/V)

144 >>>The weirdest part was all the people circling the wagons for the so over the top, clear as day to anyone with a pulse, serial fabulist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)
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The weirdest part is the 'teacher' who puffed up a mental defect, put a gold collar on him, paraded him and sold him to 'scholars' who in turn fluffed him beyond his comprehension.
That part seems totally overlooked.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (51ygH)

145 Your client fucks a twink in a catsuit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 02:58 PM (R5BEI)

Is this Anderson chap the one in the catsuit?
Or is it the twink?
Or perhaps I'm investing way too much time into this line of inquiry.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 26, 2026 03:24 PM (Iwv3U)

146
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=tinyurl&t=chromentp&ia=web
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 26, 2026 03:22 PM (r7+Q7)



Yeah, that link is 8 ways of broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:24 PM (ccf/V)

147 Donuts really are overrated.

You chow down a big dough ball, and then you have to drink a gallon of fluid to prevent getting plugged up. The sugar content is thru the roof, and will put you in a coma. Last time I had a Krispy Kreme, I would have just been better off drinking corn syrup from a bottle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 03:25 PM (FR9Sb)

148 Guess I'll have to read the article. Are there conspiracy theories where Tyler Robinson actually did it?

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2026 03:25 PM (DGgho)

149 corrected link:

https://tinyurl.com/4rkkst9a

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 26, 2026 03:25 PM (r7+Q7)

150 I coaxed Googles AI into admitting that Charlie Kirk’s assassination was likely a joint operation of two countries. You can guess which two. Let’s be honest though, I didn’t need Gemini to tell me this to know it’s true.

I had a deep unease just weeks after Charlie Kirk was assassinated. I had a pit on my stomach. It was the Zionists. With the connivance of the American government. Logically, there is no other way.

Jesus Christ give it a rest Candace. 🙄

So that software that is designed to tell you what you want to hear and make you happy...told you what you want to hear and now you are happy? That's crazy.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (G/onT)

151 Andy Kaufman was an unfunny hack piece of crap.


Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

One of those that I do not 'get.' Kinda like George Carlin. Hes funny, but I don't get the devotion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 26, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)
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Kaufman was probably mentally ill.

Early George Carlin was very funny and ahead of his time. But he got bitter and angry the older he got, to the point where his comedy was pretty much just rants at boogeymen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

152 Dr. Phil & Jillian Michaels say all these crazy Lindsay Clancy #SameLindsay should be investigated.

Goes to Tube of You:

https://tinyurl.com/4xmd6b6h

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (rC565)

153 Posted by: Same Old at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (W2BZK)

Yep. I'm humorless scold. That why I frequently say "I laughed " or LOL or "That was funny " on here or sometimes post comedy bits on the tech thread . You on the other hand are a weenie who needs to go under another handle to try to annoy me. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (xSAlF)

154 James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges
@AceofSpadesHQ


Chuy has hacked the account!

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (DGgho)

155 Toxic grifter culture in politics > toxic grifter culture in entertainment and merch.

Crowder's livestream of the Candace/Wilson debate was fun; he fact checked in real time. Candace clutched her pearls about some of his comments and acted like she'd never ragged on Erika Kirk; he pulled up a clip of her mean girling Erika's outfits and saying her stylist clearly hates her.

This comment by the lawyers shows that Andrew Wilson clearly wins.

Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (bZRgj)

156 150 So that software that is designed to tell you what you want to hear and make you happy...told you what you want to hear and now you are happy? That's crazy.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (G/onT)

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"You're right. My previous assertion isn't that good. Now that you've corrected me, I've completely changed what I thought and present you the opposite as fervently as I presented what came before."
-like, all of AI, which is ultimately very stupid

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (/PKja)

157 What, you didn't understand the genius of lip-synching the Mighty Mouse theme song?

Posted by: Lucky Day at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (Cjger)

158 Early George Carlin was very funny and ahead of his time. But he got bitter and angry the older he got, to the point where his comedy was pretty much just rants at boogeymen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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The Grinder

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (51ygH)

159 151
Early George Carlin was very funny and ahead of his time. But he got bitter and angry the older he got, to the point where his comedy was pretty much just rants at boogeymen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

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That guy from the Bill and Ted movies?

He did other things?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (/PKja)

160
At this point, any time I see any leftwing protest I assume it's organized and funded.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:19

I also think this group of people want to feel like they are part of something important so they can tell others later they helped make history. The problem is they have zero discernment over what is important and what isn’t. Or what is batshizzle crazy, apparently.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 Fen said weenie!
Fen said weenie!

Posted by: Nanny Nanny Boo Boo at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (2Ez/1)

162 corrected link:

https://tinyurl.com/4rkkst9a
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 26, 2026 03:25 PM (r7+Q7)



The chick appears to have nice cans........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)

163 160 I also think this group of people want to feel like they are part of something important so they can tell others later they helped make history. The problem is they have zero discernment over what is important and what isn’t. Or what is batshizzle crazy, apparently.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Someone's socking Piper.

We all know she's really dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (/PKja)

164 156 150 So that software that is designed to tell you what you want to hear and make you happy...told you what you want to hear and now you are happy? That's crazy.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (G/onT)

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"You're right. My previous assertion isn't that good. Now that you've corrected me, I've completely changed what I thought and present you the opposite as fervently as I presented what came before."
-like, all of AI, which is ultimately very stupid
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (/PKja)

It is sorta like having a Genie in the Bible if you squint really hard.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (Gqar8)

165 The Kaufman comment made me think of all the unfunny comedians over the years who got ppaid to be funny. There are many.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:21 PM (Gqar
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Almost all of the newer ones. I do like standup comedy so if there's a NF special I'll put it on. There are entire hour-long specials where I don't laugh once. Not even a giggle. And these are professional comedy people popular enough to have their own special.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

166 We all know she's really dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Can I have her knives?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 03:29 PM (diia5)

167 > James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges
@AceofSpadesHQ
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I saw that the other day. The banner graphics are hilarious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (2Cry5)

168 Early George Carlin was very funny and ahead of his time. But he got bitter and angry the older he got, to the point where his comedy was pretty much just rants at boogeymen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade



His wife went through a horrific battle with cancer and that seemingly ruined him. He became bitter, hateful and angry.

It was sad to watch him deteriorate before our eyes up to the point he died.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

169 165 Almost all of the newer ones. I do like standup comedy so if there's a NF special I'll put it on. There are entire hour-long specials where I don't laugh once. Not even a giggle. And these are professional comedy people popular enough to have their own special.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

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And you see the people in the audience laughing, but it just passes you by.

Know of Dara O'Brien? Irish comic. Makes me laugh. Introduced to him through Taskmaster, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (/PKja)

170 You’ll never convince crazy people they’re not crazy.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (vSneF)

171 At least that horrible Susan Smith drowned her children in a car. They probably didn't get what was going til the end, if at all.

This demon made the others watch while she did it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (BI5O2)

172 That's a misuse of 'heritable'. Sure if you get insane tendences by association, your kids are in a close association with you and are very likely to pick it up as well, but that still is just an environmental/associaitonal link.
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No, what I'm telling you is a high level scientist in MkUltra believed that insanity can be caught by association.

But it is also inheritable genetically. That was his claim. Hope that's clear enough.

The takeaway, of course, regardless is keep your Kids away from Crazy. Regardless if you believe it is passed on from mother to child or not, after getting mind fucked in Schools or elsewhere.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (7kksU)

173 You're more fun talking with us than to us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (51ygH)

174
That guy from the Bill and Ted movies?

He did other things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (/PKja)



RUFUS!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

175 Toxic grifter culture in politics > toxic grifter culture in entertainment and merch.

Crowder's livestream of the Candace/Wilson debate was fun; he fact checked in real time. Candace clutched her pearls about some of his comments and acted like she'd never ragged on Erika Kirk; he pulled up a clip of her mean girling Erika's outfits and saying her stylist clearly hates her.

This comment by the lawyers shows that Andrew Wilson clearly wins.
Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (bZRgj)

it was pretty expensive bait by Andrew Wilson to just keep feeding her rope rather than get directly after her there and then which he could clearly have done. Now its in the hand of the clipper industry to show her up as unserious and a grifter. Candace, you marry a Lord or whatever to avoid having to snap at change.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

176 You on the other hand are a weenie
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM


Shots fired!

* puts on NBC suit *
* retreats into shelter, and closes blast doors *
* breaks out Tang, Space Food Sticks, and Astronaut Ice Cream *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (0sNs1)

177 174
That guy from the Bill and Ted movies?

He did other things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM (/PKja)


RUFUS!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

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They get better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (/PKja)

178 Social media lifted the rock that society had placed on all the filthy degenerate shut-ins, and now we all have to see them every day

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EXACTLY!!! Best description evah!

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (g47mK)

179 The godfather of unfunny comedians was Lenny Bruce. I have seen some of his bits and just nothing.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar8)

180 Gotta love how she closes out her mockery "My DOor Dash is here. Yay!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (U/Eoe)

181 So glad I'm not dating, but if I was, I'd use the Clancy case as a litmus test. Oh, you sympathize with her? Check please!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (2UnvF)

182 179 The godfather of unfunny comedians was Lenny Bruce. I have seen some of his bits and just nothing.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar

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Wasn't his thing just being shocking?

Shock wears off over time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:32 PM (/PKja)

183 There’s a young (mid 30s) Korean nurse I work with who should be in stand up.

She is freaking hilarious. She mimics her parents and it sounds like her life growing up was a series of Kim’s Convenience episodes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 03:32 PM (W2Pud)

184 Almost all of the newer ones. I do like standup comedy so if there's a NF special I'll put it on. There are entire hour-long specials where I don't laugh once. Not even a giggle. And these are professional comedy people popular enough to have their own special.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

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And you see the people in the audience laughing, but it just passes you by.

Know of Dara O'Brien? Irish comic. Makes me laugh. Introduced to him through Taskmaster, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (/PKja)
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Yea, although I often think it's a laugh-track and the odd cuts to the audience laughing are staged.

But a lot of these guys (and gals) have fans, and somebody is buying their tickets ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

185 So that software that is designed to tell you what you want to hear and make you happy...told you what you want to hear and now you are happy? That's crazy.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 03:26 PM (G/onT)

Has Reddit gone beyond some sort of insanity event horizon?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

186 182 179 The godfather of unfunny comedians was Lenny Bruce. I have seen some of his bits and just nothing.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar

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Wasn't his thing just being shocking?

Shock wears off over time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:32 PM (/PKja)

I suppose. He emoted - nothing.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:33 PM (Gqar8)

187 o glad I'm not dating, but if I was, I'd use the Clancy case as a litmus test. Oh, you sympathize with her? Check please!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM


Is this before or after the facial piercings and unnatural hair color litmus tests?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:33 PM (0sNs1)

188 Wait. We can have astronaut ice cream?

Posted by: Now I'm hungry at August 26, 2026 03:33 PM (2Ez/1)

189 THE DEFENSE IS IN ON IT!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Of course they’re in on it! They even perjured themselves in court filings to railroad their own client into a prison cell for the rest of his life. Losing their law licenses and being disbarred means nothing to these monsters.

Posted by: Candace Owens - Twerking on Only Fans in 3 Years at August 26, 2026 03:33 PM (aOQyQ)

190 There’s a young (mid 30s) Korean nurse I work with who should be in stand up.

She is freaking hilarious. She mimics her parents and it sounds like her life growing up was a series of Kim’s Convenience episodes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 03:32 PM (W2Pud)




......is she hot?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:33 PM (ccf/V)

191 So that software that is designed to tell you what you want to hear and make you happy...told you what you want to hear and now you are happy? That's crazy.

They see it, too? A friend of mine is in thrall to ChatGPT because it always agress with his opinions. It's obvious from the outside. Maybe you can't see it when it's happening to you.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2026 03:33 PM (DGgho)

192 >>> Dr. Phil & Jillian Michaels say all these crazy Lindsay Clancy #SameLindsay should be investigated.

Women had fun slagging men with the "I'm alone with a man vs a bear in the woods, I'd choose the bear" meme.

Men can clap back with "my child is alone with a woke woman vs a bear in the woods, I'd choose the bear."

Clancy is going to inspire copycats, the women who support her don't realize that they are adding to this by supporting her. A whole lotta matricide coming up, by psycho women who feel trapped with babies and want fame and gofundme cash. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026 03:34 PM (bZRgj)

193
She must die in prison. Rehabilitated or not.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026

The only mental health care left for her was a long term stay in a mental ward until her meds and her brain were sorted. So I agree, she needs help and I hope she gets it in prison for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

194 Shock wears off over time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at August 26, 2026 03:32 PM
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Really?

Posted by: Howard Stern at August 26, 2026 03:34 PM (2Ez/1)

195
194 Shock wears off over time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at August 26, 2026 03:32 PM
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Really?

Posted by: Howard Stern at August 26, 2026 03:34 PM (2Ez/1)

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Who invited the boring, elderly lesbian?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:34 PM (/PKja)

196 ......is she hot?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


She’s quite the cutie pie in that Korean sort of way.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (W2Pud)

197 That guy from the Bill and Ted movies?

He did other things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:27 PM


He was a decent conductor on Thomas the Tank Engine. I mean, he was no Ringo, but he was okay.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (4NO2D)

198 165 The Kaufman comment made me think of all the unfunny comedians over the years who got ppaid to be funny. There are many.
Posted by: tubal
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In Comedy, people have different tastes like they do in music. Andy was out there but so were Ernie Kovacs and Lenny Bruce, Peter Sellers, etc. Same for Norm MacDonald, Redd Foxx, Buddy Hackett, or Bill Cosby, Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, etc.

In fact, that is partly why you see so few brilliant female comedians--you have to get way out of your and your audience's comfort zone to be fundamentally strange. And that appeals to some and doesn't appeal to others. And sometimes even that can change based on context and people surrounding you.

Same reason that some sitcoms use laugh tracks to cue you to laugh along.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)

199 The chick appears to have nice cans........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)

cans you say?

https://tinyurl.com/yznecedy

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (r7+Q7)

200
Who invited the boring, elderly lesbian?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:34 PM (/PKja)



Rachel Maddow? Or is that Mark Cuban.........


I'm so confused......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

201 Clancy is going to inspire copycats, the women who support her don't realize that they are adding to this by supporting her. A whole lotta matricide coming up, by psycho women who feel trapped with babies and want fame and gofundme cash. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026

I think there was one already. I suggest if there are more, we put them all in the same cell.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 A well regulated Militia.

https://tinyurl.com/y2s249r6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ndZc7)

203 If you're radio used to sound funny in the morning, you used to listen to Imus in the morning.

Posted by: Nappy Headed Hos at August 26, 2026 03:36 PM (2Ez/1)

204 Social media lifted the rock that society had placed on all the filthy degenerate shut-ins, and now we all have to see them every day

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EXACTLY!!! Best description evah!

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 03:31 PM (g47mK)

A filthy degenerate shut-in killed his family in MT when they kicked him out after enabling his behavior too long.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:36 PM (dK+Kv)

205 200
Who invited the boring, elderly lesbian?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 03:34 PM (/PKja)


Rachel Maddow? Or is that Mark Cuban.........


I'm so confused......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

I believe you are thinking of Stephen King. Or perhaps Neil Young.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:36 PM (Gqar8)

206 This Clancy crowd is right out of Euripides' The Bacchae.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 26, 2026 03:37 PM (bX16E)

207 Mockery is the most effective way to battle back against the insanity. pic.twitter.com/ac4RmvP76p

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NO sound! Anybody else had a problem with sound??

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 03:37 PM (g47mK)

208 At this point, any time I see any leftwing protest I assume it's organized and funded.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:19

I also think this group of people want to feel like they are part of something important so they can tell others later they helped make history. The problem is they have zero discernment over what is important and what isn’t. Or what is batshizzle crazy, apparently.
Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
____

Yea, and I think part of it is just they have boring, unfulfilling lives and are desperate to fill them with something. So they latch on to whatever is the current outrage, which not coincidentally is almost certainly gonna be the same thing all their similar-minded friends are outraged over.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

209 >>> Now its in the hand of the clipper industry to show her up as unserious and a grifter. Candace, you marry a Lord or whatever to avoid having to snap at change.

You'd think YouTubers would be all over that for the clicks and cash alone. Get that bread!

Supposedly her husband is light in the loafers and she once claimed on air gay men make the best husbands for women. Allegedly. Make of that what you will.

Crowder says her lawsuits never go well, and predicts the Brigitte Macron trans suit is going to put her in the boat of Harry and Me-Again losing their suit.

Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (bZRgj)

210 Clancy is going to inspire copycats, the women who support her don't realize that they are adding to this by supporting her. A whole lotta matricide coming up, by psycho women who feel trapped with babies and want fame and gofundme cash. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026

I hope you're wrong, too. But there's a nontrivial chance you're right. Digital people are crazy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)

211 Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 26, 2026 03:37 PM (bX16E)

That is quite an appropriate description,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (rHgXV)

212 Is this before or after the facial piercings and unnatural hair color litmus tests?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:33 PM (0sNs1)

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Those are eliminated before we'd ever get to the dating part.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (2UnvF)

213 I see you shiver in ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

Antici.......

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (hmYU4)

214
I believe you are thinking of Stephen King. Or perhaps Neil Young.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:36 PM



Shit......


THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)

215 No, what I'm telling you is a high level scientist in MkUltra believed that insanity can be caught by association.

But it is also inheritable genetically. That was his claim. Hope that's clear enough.

The takeaway, of course, regardless is keep your Kids away from Crazy. Regardless if you believe it is passed on from mother to child or not, after getting mind fucked in Schools or elsewhere.
Posted by: Common Tater

There are some studies out there that indicate, at least in earthworms, etc., that trauma or bliss in one creature's memory can be heritable via being encoded in DNA.

And from that, along with some genealogical studies, they have found some families have a great deal of trauma over the generations. So they conclude at that a correlation exists but no one can actually point to how that mechanism in earthworms might be tested in humans.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)

216 179 The godfather of unfunny comedians was Lenny Bruce. I have seen some of his bits and just nothing.

Posted by: tubal
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Socio-political commentary that appealed to an eclectic group.
Mort Saul in same vein but more appealing. Think he got too close to some LBJ truths and disappeared from the screen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (51ygH)

217 213 I see you shiver in ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

Antici.......
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (hmYU4)

Pa..

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar8)

218
I'm so sick of him - and sickened by him:

Lee Kuan Yimby
@LeeKuanYimby
·
2h
The mayor is in deep mourning of a man that murdered a laundromat employee with a meat clever and had 28 prior arrests. Talk about priorities.


Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
·
Aug 25
I am deeply saddened by the death of a New Yorker in City custody at a jail on Rikers Island early this morning. My thoughts are with his family and loved ones as they grieve this loss.

We do not yet know the cause of death, but we do know that too many New Yorkers have died on Rikers Island. The Department of Correction and its oversight partners will investigate the circumstances surrounding his death.

Our administration is fully committed to the critical work of creating better conditions in our city’s jail system and closing Rikers Island as quickly as possible.

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (kX27y)

219 Carlin was a sad case. He was truly funny and brilliant and observant of the human condition in ways that most people aren't. At least not that eloquent. And he was also able to have "clean" humor, because he cut his teeth in the days when that was the only thing allowed. Despite the "7 Words" routine. Not everyone can do that, either.

One of my older brothers bought that album. Or maybe it was "Toledo Window Box". My mother was practically apoplectic. "That is an Adult Record etc etc!!". My dad was trying not to laugh, and trying not to end up sleeping on the couch.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (7kksU)

220 >>>Social media lifted the rock that society had placed on all the filthy degenerate shut-ins, and now we all have to see them every day

>Social media demands we must all be subject to your random mindthoughts no matter how unhinged.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (FR9Sb)

221 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)

Social media . Worst invention in the history of the world. It brings out the narcissistic nutcases.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (rHgXV)

222 This is retarded
Just fry this little fag and get it over with

Posted by: Melodicmetal at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (61TgR)

223 Rehabilitated or not.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I read that she is a nurse and that she separated her oldest child so she wouldn't interfere before murdering the 2 younger ones.
She was aware and needs to acknowledge what she has done and receive an appropriate sentence.

Posted by: old chick at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (F3Dlr)

224 I think there was one already. I suggest if there are more, we put them all in the same cell.
Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM


They go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Shark in the water.

Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at August 26, 2026 03:40 PM (4NO2D)

225 199 The chick appears to have nice cans........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)

cans you say?

https://tinyurl.com/yznecedy


you realize that the advent of the ai sexbot is also the dawning of the age of tin cans.

Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 03:40 PM (sGtp+)

226 Clancy is going to inspire copycats, the women who support her don't realize that they are adding to this by supporting her. A whole lotta matricide coming up, by psycho women who feel trapped with babies and want fame and gofundme cash. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026

------------

There's already been a copycat. She cut her children's throats. Only 1 of 3 survived.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2026 03:40 PM (2UnvF)

227 199 The chick appears to have nice cans........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM

cans you say?

https://tinyurl.com/yznecedy
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM
+++++++++++++++

You know about the cup sizes?

https://tinyurl.com/ymcebhbx

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 26, 2026 03:40 PM (2Ez/1)

228 Clancy is going to inspire copycats, the women who support her don't realize that they are adding to this by supporting her. A whole lotta matricide coming up, by psycho women who feel trapped with babies and want fame and gofundme cash. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026

I think there was one already. I suggest if there are more, we put them all in the same cell.
Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

Sadly you are likely wrong just because of the shortage of mothers in general. More women are pining over potential "situationships" with some dude that doesn't want to even date her.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)

229 Life is like a cocktail party on the street.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:40 PM (wxsGM)

230 Social media lifted the rock that society had placed on all the filthy degenerate shut-ins


Whoa whoa whoa easy with the broad brush there fella. This is US you're talking to!

Posted by: Semi-hygienic degenerate shut-in at August 26, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

231 Clancy is going to inspire copycats, the women who support her don't realize that they are adding to this by supporting her. A whole lotta matricide coming up, by psycho women who feel trapped with babies and want fame and gofundme cash. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026

I think there was one already. I suggest if there are more, we put them all in the same cell.
Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
_______

The nasty, dirty little secret is that parents killing their kids (filicide) is much more common that people think.

If I were to ask you how many kids are killed every year by their parents, what would your answer be?

Probably no more than a few, maybe a dozen, right?

The real answer is over 500 -- and that's probably underreported.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

232 The mayor is in deep mourning of a man that murdered a laundromat employee with a meat clever and had 28 prior arrests. Talk about priorities.
------

Some of you younger folks are guaranteed to see shit you NEVER thought would happen in the good ole U.S.A.
Trust Me.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 03:41 PM (7kksU)

233 What new post?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:41 PM (wxsGM)

234 I hope you're wrong, too. But there's a nontrivial chance you're right. Digital people are crazy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)
----
Somewhere in hell a mid-level demon received a major promotion for inspiring humans to create social media.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 03:41 PM (FZ29D)

235 you realize that the advent of the ai sexbot is also the dawning of the age of tin cans.
Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 03:40 PM (sGtp+)

Tin can sailor will take on an entirely new meaning.

Posted by: Last stand at August 26, 2026 03:42 PM (TbWk/)

236 One of my older brothers bought that album. Or maybe it was "Toledo Window Box". My mother was practically apoplectic. "That is an Adult Record etc etc!!". My dad was trying not to laugh, and trying not to end up sleeping on the couch.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (7kksU)



We would sneak my dad's copy of Occupation: Foole and eventually dubbed it to cassette. That was my first exposure to Carlin and we STILL laugh about it and quote it, often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:42 PM (ccf/V)

237 You ask, and The Blade delivers!


https://tinyurl.com/48c3d4bb
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Very Joe Mannixy.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 26, 2026 03:42 PM (RE0lB)

238 So I guess Tim Curry is number two out of three.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 26, 2026 03:42 PM (0U5gm)

239 I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader whether it will be bad shit or good shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 03:42 PM (7kksU)

240 ===

NO sound! Anybody else had a problem with sound??

Posted by: runner
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Sounds as if you are not signed up with X?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:42 PM (51ygH)

241 I am a hygienic shut-in.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)

242 214 I believe you are thinking of Stephen King. Or perhaps Neil Young.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:36 PM


Shit......


THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!


you know who else is everywhere?

Posted by: savoir faire at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (sGtp+)

243 208 At this point, any time I see any leftwing protest I assume it's organized and funded.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:19

I also think this group of people want to feel like they are part of something important so they can tell others later they helped make history. The problem is they have zero discernment over what is important and what isn’t. Or what is batshizzle crazy, apparently.
Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
____

Yea, and I think part of it is just they have boring, unfulfilling lives and are desperate to fill them with something. So they latch on to whatever is the current outrage, which not coincidentally is almost certainly gonna be the same thing all their similar-minded friends are outraged over.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
=========
We have deprecated life in this country and the West to the point Canada and Belgium are killing more people by euthansia than are being murdered in the streets. Several states, MA being the most recent, celebrate killing babies up to full term now. Some ethicists now claim that even children should be able to be killed. In essence, children are property just like in Dred Scott.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)

244 Our administration is fully committed to the critical work of creating better conditions in our city’s jail system and closing Rikers Island as quickly as possible.
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (kX27y)

Finally a real solution to murders in Riker's Island! Close the place, then have murders at Mondami holding pen 27!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

245 The last video is spot on. LMAO.
@TriniGuardSec

Love it. People don’t stop to consider the time it actually takes to record a video of you supposedly losing your sh!t. Then sitting straight faced for 30 minutes editing the video to then post it online. Not to mention any time dealing with potential technical difficulties

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

246 Speaking of unfunny comediennes . . .

Variety
@Variety
Rosie O’Donnell Should Host Her Own Show on Late Night TV — and Shatter Comedy’s Greatest Glass Ceiling

-
Glass ceiling? I have a vague recollection of a Carol Burnett . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (ndZc7)

247 Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026 03:34 PM (bZRgj)

You can definitely add it to the 2026 Woman Fatigue op that is clearly taking place.

Someone wants "everyone" agreeing that "everyone" is kind of tired of women, while keeping them on the Plantation.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (2Sv0l)

248
cans you say?

https://tinyurl.com/yznecedy
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM
+++++++++++++++



She was smokin'........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

249 Andy Kaufman was an unfunny hack piece of crap.

Andy couldn't carry my jockstrap!

Posted by: Tony Clifton at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (xFvo2)

250 240 NO sound! Anybody else had a problem with sound??

Posted by: runner
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Sounds as if you are not signed up with X?


is runner not of the body?

Posted by: landru at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (sGtp+)

251 Clancy is going to inspire copycats, the women who support her don't realize that they are adding to this by supporting her. A whole lotta matricide coming up, by psycho women who feel trapped with babies and want fame and gofundme cash. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026

------------

There's already been a copycat. She cut her children's throats. Only 1 of 3 survived.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


There's women on tiktok, instagram and facebook all saying men should start out in prison and work their way out.

Ladies, after filicide, you don't want to know where we want to put you. And you won't be getting out.

Ette's excepted.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (rC565)

252 A well regulated Militia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ndZc7)


I was hoping that they were cans bouncing in unison.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (k5CNB)

253 213 I see you shiver in ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

Antici.......
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (hmYU4)

Pa..
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar

tion.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (hmYU4)

254 Yay! The Piper's ghost is here!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

255 So they conclude at that a correlation exists but no one can actually point to how that mechanism in earthworms might be tested in humans.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)

Fishing with humans?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)

256 Some ethicists now claim that even children should be able to be killed. In essence, children are property just like in Dred Scott.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)

The antebellum South had laws against masters murdering slaves. They might have been slavers, but they weren't monsters.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

257 So I guess Tim Curry is number two out of three.

Are we all forgetting Hayden Panettiere?

Curry is 3 of 3.

Posted by: GMan at August 26, 2026 03:45 PM (GfWuY)

258 I see you shiver in ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

Antici.......
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 03:38 PM (hmYU4)

Pa..
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar

tion.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM


It's keeping me waiting.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 03:45 PM (4NO2D)

259 Are we all forgetting Hayden Panettiere?

Who?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 03:45 PM (4NO2D)

260 Sadly you are likely wrong just because of the shortage of mothers in general. More women are pining over potential "situationships" with some dude that doesn't want to even date her.
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Unrestrained Hypergamy leads to unhappiness just as unrestrained male traits like aggression do.

Our standards are falling to those of barbarians that have been imported to the West and our civilization is suffering because of it.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:46 PM (E4rtv)

261 So I guess Tim Curry is number two out of three.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 26, 2026 03:42 PM (0U5gm)

Two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Meatloaf at August 26, 2026 03:46 PM (hmYU4)

262 His wife went through a horrific battle with cancer and that seemingly ruined him. He became bitter, hateful and angry.

It was sad to watch him deteriorate before our eyes up to the point he died.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

Friend of mine struck up a relationship with Carlin and was helping him organize his files and memorabilia with an eye towards producing a memoir. Carlin passed before any real work began..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 26, 2026 03:46 PM (nbLIj)

263 231 If I were to ask you how many kids are killed every year by their parents, what would your answer be?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at August 26, 2026 03:46 PM (sGtp+)

264 Speaking of unfunny comediennes . . .

Variety
@Variety
Rosie O’Donnell Should Host Her Own Show on Late Night TV — and Shatter Comedy’s Greatest Glass Ceiling

-
Glass ceiling? I have a vague recollection of a Carol Burnett . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (ndZc7)

Carol wasn't on Late Night she was primetime on the weekend.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:46 PM (uhVAy)

265 245 The last video is spot on. LMAO.
@TriniGuardSec

Love it. People don’t stop to consider the time it actually takes to record a video of you supposedly losing your sh!t. Then sitting straight faced for 30 minutes editing the video to then post it online. Not to mention any time dealing with potential technical difficulties
Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

Yet many of these same waaaaahmen will say being "performative" is a "red flag."

Posted by: oh the irony at August 26, 2026 03:47 PM (TbWk/)

266 The last video is spot on. LMAO.
@TriniGuardSec

Love it. People don’t stop to consider the time it actually takes to record a video of you supposedly losing your sh!t. Then sitting straight faced for 30 minutes editing the video to then post it online. Not to mention any time dealing with potential technical difficulties

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

I start and end with the proposition that it is all performative.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:47 PM (dK+Kv)

267 The panning of Supergirl which was in no possible way materially worse than any of the other Girl Woke Trash from the last 10 years was probably the single biggest clue Woman Time is ovah.

On its own it means little - could just be anti James Gunn or whatever but since when does anything take precedent over Precious Women. Pair it with the weird WNBA drama, the Clancy stuff, and other things, it's reasonably clear women are now being "moved on" from.

The Left has to keep the victim train moving or it gets stale and the afflicted start getting too comfortable.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 03:47 PM (2Sv0l)

268 The antebellum South had laws against masters murdering slaves. They might have been slavers, but they weren't monsters.
Posted by: Oldcat

Depends on the state. If you want to read a sobering book, pick up TRR Cobb's legal treatise on slavery published just before the Civil War, a war in which Cobb would die in Virginia fighting for the Confederacy. Lays out the various cases in the US and historical ones abroad that dealt with slavery law.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)

269
I was hoping that they were cans bouncing in unison.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (k5CNB)





https://shorturl.fm/W0GEa

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (ccf/V)

270 It is the Age of the Burkah, coming soon!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (Gqar8)

271 Are we all forgetting Hayden Panettiere?

Curry is 3 of 3.

Posted by: GMan


I have no idea who that is.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (0U5gm)

272 Is the Macrons' lawsuit against Candace still going on, or has it been resolved? If resolved, how?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)

273 Forgot about Carol Burnett. Could be #3.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (L1CjM)

274 Andy Kaufman was an unfunny hack piece of crap.
---
Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers and chess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)

275 It's getting so a gay trannie furry alien genie can't get a fair say in our criminal justice system anymore. Darned shame.

What does that leave us with?

Now it's just gonna be all about anal probes and not about fun anymore.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (q/SMK)

276 Love it. People don’t stop to consider the time it actually takes to record a video of you supposedly losing your sh!t. Then sitting straight faced for 30 minutes editing the video to then post it online. Not to mention any time dealing with potential technical difficulties
Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

And getting the costume right for the inevitable reshoots.

Just wait until CGI becomes common in these clips, the work will be terrible.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)

277 I have no idea who that is.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (0U5gm)

She was good at posting the word "first".

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (2Sv0l)

278 271 Are we all forgetting Hayden Panettiere?

Curry is 3 of 3.

Posted by: GMan


I have no idea who that is.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (0U5gm)

Dead actress.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Gqar8)

279 @Variety
Rosie O’Donnell Should Host Her Own Show on Late Night TV — and Shatter Comedy’s Greatest Glass Ceiling

-
Glass ceiling? I have a vague recollection of a Carol Burnett . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 03:44 PM (ndZc7)




The only glass she breaks is mirror.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

280 The women in the hysterical mother clip is clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (rHgXV)

281 I start and end with the proposition that it is all performative.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:47 PM (dK+Kv)
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Probably a safe proposition.

No one--anywhere--starts wailing about their situation and suddenly decides they need to film it.

It's all done with deliberate purpose.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (FZ29D)

282 Fishing with humans?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
=======
Bit of a problem having a half eaten person procreate after a shark attack.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (E4rtv)

283 Progressive thought.

Georgia teacher creates "Fart Corner" to "normalize" bodily functions

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (ndZc7)

284

I have no idea who that is.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (0U5gm)

Here you go!
https://tinyurl.com/27wtu776

Posted by: GMan at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (GfWuY)

285
Variety
@Variety
Rosie O’Donnell Should Host Her Own Show on Late Night TV — and Shatter Comedy’s Greatest Glass Ceiling

So an hour five nights a week with "i hate Trump."? We already have that.. It's called the network news

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (+gK6I)

286 As a mother I don't see how anyone could support Clancy. Anymore than I can support abortionists. The Code Pinkos found another hero.

I don't care if she was on a ton of SSI's, etc. For starters she is a RN and could have figured out drug interactions.

She researched "ways to kill." Premeditation. Figured out how long her husband would be gone that day she killed them and jumped out the window.

I have no mercy to give someone who kills innocents.

As far as the insanity plea, she managed to fool others, which makes her a psychopath like Bundy or other serial killers who act normal and murder.

The neighbors and coworkers always comment that the serial killer seemed nice and was quiet.

Her mother and sister said she admitted to wanting to harm her children three months prior, and was acting paranoid. I have to wonder why those around her didn't do anything. Her brief psych rehab should have kept her after she checked herself in. However, psychopaths can certainly appear normal and are intelligent enough to fool professionals.

She needs to remain in prison for the rest of her life.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (hzuYO)

287 You mean the "out of control" people screaming the exact same talking points and buzzwords as all the other "out of control" people are bullshitting us for cash from bad actors?

Say it ain't so, Joe!

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (2Sv0l)

288 Oh Target, look what you've unleashed on social media..........

Viola Davis has slammed Target after the retail giant apologized for selling a racist Halloween costume

Target issued a public apology for the offensive children's costume on Monday, saying that they were 'deeply sorry' for the oversight and had removed the item.

Despite the apology, Davis, 61, slammed Target in a fiery post on the social media app Threads.

'Target, I do not accept your apology, and I do not believe that you understand the impact... the pain... the dehumanization of the above,' the EGOT winner wrote.

'These images laid the foundation and the ideology for every atrocity that has been committed against my people,' she continued.

'We MATTER! You have shown us that you are not on OUR side.'

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (kX27y)

289 I remember Hayden Panettere from that Heros show. My ex liked it. Had to be at least 20 years ago now. It sounds like she died of dope. Sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (BI5O2)

290 Dead actress.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Gqar


Yep, and since the celebrity deaths always come in 3's thing, I'm saying she was first, then Dolly, then Curry.

That's all I meant.

Posted by: GMan at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (GfWuY)

291 Some ethicists now claim that even children should be able to be killed. In essence, children are property just like in Dred Scott.

Posted by: whig
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Pedos say, Wait! You don't need to kill them. Sell them to us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (51ygH)

292 Enes Canter Freedom has been banned from attending all Chicago Sky games going forward as he's been deemed a threat to cause violence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (ccf/V)

293
'These images laid the foundation and the ideology for every atrocity that has been committed against my people,' she continued.

'We MATTER! You have shown us that you are not on OUR side.'
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (kX27y)


Oh FFS

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (+gK6I)

294 207 Mockery is the most effective way to battle back against the insanity. pic.twitter.com/ac4RmvP76p
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NO sound! Anybody else had a problem with sound??
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 03:37 PM (g47mK)

Right click on the video and select Unmute. Also check Show Controls and Full Screen.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (8mulE)

295 Who wrote the songs in Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

296 Fishing with humans?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Bit of a problem having a half eaten person procreate after a shark attack.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 03:49 PM (E4rtv)

Sounds like a problem of proper motivation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)

297 Are we all forgetting Hayden Panettiere?

Curry is 3 of 3.

Posted by: GMan


I have no idea who that is.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


HP was a 36 yr old actress who starred on the tv show Nashville, among others. Life imitates art.

She played a country singer that was having drug problems.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (rC565)

298 She needs to remain in prison for the rest of her life.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky



And by 'rest of her life' you mean until they charge up old sparky.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (0U5gm)

299 293
'These images laid the foundation and the ideology for every atrocity that has been committed against my people,' she continued.

'We MATTER! You have shown us that you are not on OUR side.'
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (kX27y)


Oh FFS
Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (+gK6I)

Not seen any images of the costume.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Gqar8)

300 A whole lotta matricide coming up

Just to keep you from getting shot at the bar,
"Matricide" is when you kill your mother,
not when your mother kills you. You'll want to keep that straight.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (zdLoL)

301 Used to, a woman wanted to freak out and get attention she did it at the bowling alley blasted out of her mind on $2 Schlitz night in front of the whole town and threw a lit cigarette at someone's face like an American.

I miss Mom.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (q/SMK)

302 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

303 301 Used to, a woman wanted to freak out and get attention she did it at the bowling alley blasted out of her mind on $2 Schlitz night in front of the whole town and threw a lit cigarette at someone's face like an American.

I miss Mom.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (q/SMK)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (Gqar8)

304 Somewhere in hell a mid-level demon received a major promotion for inspiring humans to create social media.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 03:41 PM (FZ29D)
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And yet God still uses it to further His kingdom by the spreading of the Gospel.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (7wWQR)

305 If I were to ask you how many kids are killed every year by their parents, what would your answer be?


Spitballing, I'd say at least half the SIDS cases. A lot of mothers are smothering their infants and nobody wants to really talk about it.

Posted by: Child murder is the peak of femininity at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (TbWk/)

306 An AI sex robot = a clanker skanker

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (ndZc7)

307 The neighbors and coworkers always comment that the serial killer seemed nice and was quiet.
.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (hzuYO)

That became such a trope that you would be wishing for the TV interview of a neighbor of a psycho that said "Oh, yeah he was a wrongun from the git go. I kept calling the cops about the dude, but they just hung out at Crispy Creme and hung up on me"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)

308 Who wrote the songs in Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Posted by: Bulg


Richard O'brien wrote everything except Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday
(uncredited)
Written by Mildred J. Hill and Patty S. Hill

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 03:56 PM (rC565)

309 It's just that it's one thing to show up to support a black commie who killed himself. It's another to show up to support a stone-cold murderer who killed her three young kids and blame ... the husband.

At this point, any time I see any leftwing protest I assume it's organized and funded.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Any potential wedge point to get the Right fighting each other and thinking and acting like Woke tribalists is good enough for our foreign and domestic enemies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 03:56 PM (vJrRc)

310 Now, our spooks picked up where the You Know Who's left off at Dachau.

The national socialists termed it "trauma based conditioning", what they discovered was that repeated trauma to children, usually rape, causes "split personalities" and other really bizarre pathological conditions. I guess you don't have to be a Rocket Scientist to figure that out, eh?

Now fast forward to the U.S.A. in the 2020s. It's groomers this, and groomers that. Little kids. These are not organic, grass roots power to the people phenomenon. I'm not a Conspiracy Theorist, but I am a card carrying Conspiracy Factist.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 03:57 PM (7kksU)

311 That became such a trope that you would be wishing for the TV interview of a neighbor of a psycho that said "Oh, yeah he was a wrongun from the git go. I kept calling the cops about the dude, but they just hung out at Crispy Creme and hung up on me"
Posted by: Oldcat


You know about small town life?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 03:57 PM (rC565)

312 Carol wasn't on Late Night she was primetime on the weekend.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:46 PM (uhVAy)

Joan Rivers. Fox gave her her own show, opposite Carson. Johnny never forgave her for that...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 26, 2026 03:58 PM (nbLIj)

313 I remember Hayden Panettere from that Heros show. My ex liked it. Had to be at least 20 years ago now. It sounds like she died of dope. Sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (BI5O2)

They need to quit paying actors so much they can afford dope. And hangers on, I suppose as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy)

314 That became such a trope that you would be wishing for the TV interview of a neighbor of a psycho that said "Oh, yeah he was a wrongun from the git go. I kept calling the cops about the dude, but they just hung out at Crispy Creme and hung up on me"
Posted by: Oldcat


You know about small town life?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 03:57 PM (rC565)

I grew up where the burbs ended and the sod farms began.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (uhVAy)

315 Diane Downs shot her kids in the back seat of the car and managed to leave two of the three alive.

Lindsay was trying to kill herself after. I think we should help her along.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (bkuEU)

316 Yay Piper’s ghost…!

So she’s dancing in a haunted ballroom at Walt Disney World?

Posted by: Susan at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (6jFcH)

317 No, Shelly Fabre was number two. She died the same day as Dolly

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 04:03 PM (bkuEU)

318 307 The neighbors and coworkers always comment that the serial killer seemed nice and was quiet.
.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (hzuYO)

That became such a trope that you would be wishing for the TV interview of a neighbor of a psycho that said "Oh, yeah he was a wrongun from the git go. I kept calling the cops about the dude, but they just hung out at Crispy Creme and hung up on me"
Posted by: Oldcat

And it is all a pack of lies. Most serial killers have a long history of evil behavior as do in fact, most violent criminals. They start out small and then blossom into sociopaths. Irina's killer in Charlotte came from such a horrendous family of sociopaths and killers.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (E4rtv)

319 Richard O'brien wrote everything except Happy Birthday.

O’Brien’s music is pretty much the only reason to watch the Rocky Horror “sequel”; and his music and Christopher Lee are about the only reason to watch The Return of Captain Invincible.

He was one of the actors in Dark City, and supposedly (according to the commentary track) he made up music for it just as a lark and would sing it on set while waiting. That would probably be amazing to hear.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (kYmoU)

320 Aaaand… nood.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (kYmoU)

321 Shelley Fabares did ten times as much acting as Hayden Planetarium and gets no credit at all here. She passed the other day.

Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at August 26, 2026 04:08 PM (JM9I6)

322 I was the biggest Howard Stern fan in the 80's and 90's. Gave it up after he went to satellite.

I recently listened to some of his older stuff.....my God, what was I thinking?

Youth is wasted on the young.

Posted by: Lucky Day at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (Cjger)

323 Lindsay was trying to kill herself after. I think we should help her along.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (bkuEU)
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Prison inmates will help her along if she's put in gen pop.

I mostly like to say gen pop like a gangsta.

I don't think women prisoners take kindly to child murderers from what I've read. Men prisoners certainly don't and if there is rape and abuse involved they take care of them for the state.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (hzuYO)

324 Has anyone ever heard of Possad? It’s like Mossad, but Palestinian. Also it's called Hamas. Anyway, I will blame every misfortune on Possad. Or Hamas. Whatever.

So, here's the way it works... Tim Curry was English, but born in Egypt and has vaguely Semitic looks. He's an agent of Hamas, obviously, which he told me during one of his friend-dreams, where he can finally visit me like he never had the time for when he was alive. But he's a double agent.

I was shocked, but he's my friend, so I listened as he told me that he had just had a long conversation - eons long, for those of us still on earth - with Barack Obama.

And he said that they were the ones who killed Heath Ledger. They had to do it for the jihad, he said.

As soon as I heard that, I knew I had to tell everyone about the jihad plot.

Posted by: Candice Owens-Stein at August 26, 2026 04:32 PM (3rNos)

325 SEC, Big Ten vote unanimously to ban former pros from returning to college sports
-
duh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (51ygH)

326 321 Shelley Fabares did ten times as much acting as Hayden Planetarium and gets no credit at all here. She passed the other day.
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at August 26, 2026 04:08 PM (JM9I6)

She was 82, Hayden was 38. I didn't see anyone writing hagiographies for Hayden.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 07:23 PM (cWLG3)

Marco Rubio Sanctions Italy-Based Tech "Collective" Making Tools for Hamas; Also Reveals Portland Antifa Shops There Too

Dude's balls are so big he could play for the WNBA.


EXCLUSIVE: A State Department memo reveals that an international technology collective, now under a U.S. global terrorism designation, provided services to overseas terrorist groups and violent far-left agitators causing chaos in American cities, according to a copy obtained by Fox News Digital.

"Far-left terrorism poses a profound threat to the United States and the broader West," Secretary of State Marco Rubio said in a statement to Fox News Digital. "Today, the United States sanctioned Autistici/Inventati -- a major far-left tech collective whose services are used by the most active and violent Antifa cells in the United States and across the world."

Autistici/Inventati, called the A/I Collective by the State Department, is an Italy-based group that builds highly sophisticated digital infrastructure used by violent left-wing organizations in the United States and Europe, along with Islamic terrorists, according to the State Department. The collective's services include encrypted chats and email, web hosting, secure video conferencing and streaming and anonymity shields, according to the memo.

"These tools are specifically designed to support the operations of far-left terrorist networks, built to enable them to organize, recruit, communicate, disseminate propaganda, share target information and tactics, and carry out violent attacks -- all while remaining anonymous, untraceable, and beyond the reach of the law," says the State Department's memo.


A/I Collective has officially been deemed a Specially Designated Global Terrorist. The designation bars Americans and U.S. financial institutions from doing business with the group and freezes any assets it has under U.S. jurisdiction. Violators can face civil or criminal penalties.

The memo identifies Portland-based Rose City Antifa, known for its violent rioting and destruction, as one of the U.S. groups that relied on A/I Collective tools and services.


Rose City Antifa is listed in the memo alongside a media organization that the State Department says uses A/I Collective tools to disseminate information to the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP), which is proliferating inside the United States, Hamas, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), Hezbollah and others.

The memo also accuses the militant abortion-rights group "Jane's Revenge" -- which declared "open season" on pro-life organizations and threatened escalating attacks after the leaked Supreme Court draft signaling Roe v. Wade would be overturned -- of using the collective's services.

The State Department memo says the collective provides its services exclusively to left-wing extremists, screening users for ideological alignment before allowing them access to its tools.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:22 PM




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1 Riot season is quiet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:22 PM (/PKja)

2 nd

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 01:23 PM (odBC9)

3 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 01:23 PM (bFu5X)

4 Quiet Riot

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 01:24 PM (R5BEI)

5 Also Reveals Portland Antifa Shops There Too

Silly ace, ideas can't buy things.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 26, 2026 01:24 PM (d0hH6)

6 Is it still OK to shop at Ace Hardware?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:24 PM (FZ29D)

7 Is it still OK to shop at Ace Hardware?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Their shelving-related products are not recommended.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

8
When did the Italians get into far-left terrorism and IT services?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 01:26 PM (mmrXZ)

9
Great. Starve them of their supply.

I still want to know who his having all the pallets of bricks delivered to all the far left riots the last couple of years.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 26, 2026 01:26 PM (9uPM+)

10 Cute. But I won’t allow it.

Posted by: Foreign Born District Judge in Boston at August 26, 2026 01:26 PM (vSneF)

11 Marco Rubio Sanctions Italy-Based Tech "Collective" Making Tools for Hamas

"To sanction" looks both ways (like "to table"):

1 give official permission or approval for (an action): only two treatments have been sanctioned by the Food and Drug Administration.

2 impose a sanction or penalty on: foreigners in France illegally should be sent home, their employers sanctioned and border controls tightened up.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 01:26 PM (odBC9)

12 1 Riot season is quiet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:22 PM (/PKja)
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This seems like an opportune location for a quick "Quiet Riot" joke. But, I hated that band. So, instead, I'm going to go make coffee.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 01:27 PM (dIske)

13 Is it still OK to shop at Ace Hardware?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

They've turned into a yuppie store. Shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 01:27 PM (R5BEI)

14 Bravo, Sec Rubio!

I've read the current antisemitism trend started with Portland's Antifa.

This sews that up nicely and the dots connected make sense. Root cause is Hamas.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 01:28 PM (hzuYO)

15 screening users for ideological alignment before allowing them access to its tools.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace


Seems like there should be an opportunity for intercept at this point...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 26, 2026 01:28 PM (NnhvP)

16 Is it still OK to shop at Ace Hardware?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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No. Not since they changed to "folks."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (XvL8K)

17 Riot season is quiet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:22 PM (/PKja)
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This seems like an opportune location for a quick "Quiet Riot" joke. But, I hated that band. So, instead, I'm going to go make coffee.
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Good call--no reason to Bang Your Head.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (TN0g+)

18
Do not attempt a Rubio con! Choose the form of the Destructor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ixS3i)

19 Dude's balls are so big he could play for the WNBA.



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (rC565)

20 Tim Curry, Famous for Roles in Rocky Horror Picture Show, It, Hunt For Red October and Annie, Dies at 80, 14 Years After Paralyzing Stroke

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

21 19
Do not attempt a Rubio con! Choose the form of the Destructor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ixS3i)

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Something harmless? That reminds me of camping when I was a boy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:30 PM (/PKja)

22
Dude's balls are so big he could play for the WNBA.


I guess it's official now...

Marco's Garbage is no longer safe from Ewok molestation .

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 01:30 PM (iJfKG)

23 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 26, 2026 01:30 PM (SRRAx)

24
Man, this is crazy. How do you advertise such a thing? How much do they charge? Do they do monthly maintenance contracts or one-time purchases? Do they use Windows SDKs? How's their customer service? The mind boggles.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 01:30 PM (mmrXZ)

25 > When did the Italians get into far-left terrorism

1922

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:30 PM (mkw2N)

26 Metal Health was the first heavy metal album to hit #1 on the Billboard 200 Chart.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 26, 2026 01:30 PM (/OKHJ)

27 I hadn't heard of Autistici/Inventati.

I thought everyone was on Signal.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:31 PM (mkw2N)

28 They've turned into a yuppie store. Shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And their yuppies are way overpriced.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

29 26 > When did the Italians get into far-left terrorism

1922

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:30 PM (mkw2N)

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The Red Brigades kidnapped and murdered Italian PM Aldo Moro in 1978.

The country has has a leftist revolutionary problem for a while.

But, the country didn't become communist overall since not every effort at a communist revolution succeeds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:31 PM (/PKja)

30 Metal Health was the first heavy metal album to hit #1 on the Billboard 200 Chart.
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But its rather sad that they took away attention from better bands more deserving of the recognition.

Posted by: Jethro Tull at August 26, 2026 01:33 PM (TN0g+)

31 30 But its rather sad that they took away attention from better bands more deserving of the recognition.

Posted by: Jethro Tull at August 26, 2026 01:33 PM (TN0g+)

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I have distinct childhood memories of my father playing DOOM while listening to Jethro Tull, mostly Thick as a Brick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:33 PM (/PKja)

32

The Red Brigades kidnapped and murdered Italian PM Aldo Moro in 1978.

The country has has a leftist revolutionary problem for a while.

But, the country didn't become communist overall since not every effort at a communist revolution succeeds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:31 PM (/PKja)


Now, you tell us!

Posted by: Cuba at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (iJfKG)

33 I don't understand.

How can "just an idea" go shopping at the Terrorism Bazaar?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (3cUTc)

34 Be a real shame if some night their factory caught fire and exploded.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (7gwL+)

35 Root cause is musselmania

Posted by: Accomack at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (0GcCC)

36 BIL was found dead in the alley behind his house yesterday. He had dementia; guess he got out and started wandering. Temps have been over 100° all month. SIL is beside herself with grief and maybe a little guilt. Not her fault - she can't be there 24/7.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (SRRAx)

37 The State Department memo says the collective provides its services exclusively to left-wing extremists, screening users for ideological alignment before allowing them access to its tools.
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Gotta admit. I'm curious as to their screening process.

Do you have to provide documentation/leaflets from your socialist organization?

Do you have to provide references from avowed socialists?

Do you show them your TikTok vids where you scream obscenities against capitalists holding you back?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:35 PM (FZ29D)

38 I would happily be captured by a redhead brigade:

Tessa Fowler, Christina Hendricks, Amy Adams...

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

39 Willowed:

I'm sure some of the GOPe/RINOs that still have clout in our state drop in here from time to time. Feel free to remind them just how completely INCOMPETENT, IMBECILIC, & IMPOTENT most of them are to run a state where ALL SEVENTY-SEVEN (77) COUNTIES went for Trump less than 2 years ago and yet all they could manage last night was a 50% pass rate on 2 state questions while fielding a Governor runoff between a Never-Trumper and a mess of a candidate that at times resembles Sleepy Joe despite being 15 years younger.

In short, Oklahoma's GOP officials SUCK, and should resign enmass.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:35 PM (TN0g+)

40 It's amazing what our government can do when it's acting in its own interests rather than in the interests of foreign ratfuck terrorists and commies.

Trump 2.0 is such a welcome and refreshing change of pace from Biden's four disastrous years.

Imagine where we would be if the cum-stained whore won in 2024. Whenever you think that maybe Trump could be doing more, or if you disagree with one of his policies or proposals, just remember how truly deeply fucked in the ass we would all be if Kamala had won.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

41 >>>Sanctions

Words that have two completely opposite meanings annoy me.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 01:36 PM (8mulE)

42 As a Jew, I might doff my cap. Jews in Israel set up underground factories staffed by women to manufacture ammunition - often so poorly that weapons needed to be sent in for hand-fitting the bullets to casings to receivers.

But I suspect this is not a cottage industry, and I also suspect wealthy people provide funding to keep the machines humming, while shipping off weaponry to dirt-poor, drug-addicted and dishwater dull redditors in a City Near You.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 01:36 PM (BI5O2)

43 Teresa, that is horrible! Prayer up for you SIL.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

44 Be a real shame if some night their factory caught fire and exploded.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (7gwL+)
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"Don't call us. We'll call you. Here. Have a free phone!" -- Mossad agent

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:36 PM (FZ29D)

45 40 It's amazing what our government can do when it's acting in its own interests rather than in the interests of foreign ratfuck terrorists and commies.

Trump 2.0 is such a welcome and refreshing change of pace from Biden's four disastrous years.

Imagine where we would be if the cum-stained whore won in 2024. Whenever you think that maybe Trump could be doing more, or if you disagree with one of his policies or proposals, just remember how truly deeply fucked in the ass we would all be if Kamala had won.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah, but I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco, so nothing has happened and I'm going to vote Democrat to send a message.

Because The GOP really did lurch rightward after voters rejected them in 2006.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:36 PM (/PKja)

46 The Trump administration has paused visa appointments for applicants worldwide as the State Department launches a global training initiative at all U.S. embassies and consulates, according to a department spokesperson. Appointments for visa services will be rescheduled to accommodate the training.

The State Department offered no specific details on the training or its timeline. Officials said the initiative aims to help consular officers screen out applicants deemed likely to become dependent on U.S. public benefits. It is also intended to ensure evaluation of visa applicants comprehensively and consistently.

"A more prosperous America means ensuring that visa applicants are not likely to become a public charge, as defined under U.S. law and regulation, and not likely to become dependent on U.S. public benefits reserved for qualified Americans in need," a State Department spokesperson said in an emailed statement to The Epoch Times.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:37 PM (RHGPo)

47 I would happily be captured by a redhead brigade:

Tessa Fowler, Christina Hendricks, Amy Adams...
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

Imagine the thorough debriefing you'll go thru . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at August 26, 2026 01:37 PM (q2NNn)

48 I think he ate it all

@disclosetv
JUST IN - FBI arrests Massachusetts State Rep. Francisco Paulino on 8 counts of wire fraud and 3 of money laundering, after he allegedly stole $700,000 in pandemic relief, re-loaned the taxpayer funds at higher interest, bought real estate, paid personal loans and funded his campaign account.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 01:37 PM (diia5)

49 Riot season is quiet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:22 PM (/PKja)

*side eye*

- USAID, RIP

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 01:38 PM (PGK1w)

50 Autistici/Inventati

Was this intended as a "joke" name referencing autistic inventors??

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 01:38 PM (xSAlF)

51 Announcing this probably means they've compromised and infiltrated all of their "secure" communications.
Extracted all value.

So I'm sure this is the start of more ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 01:38 PM (3cUTc)

52 46 "A more prosperous America means ensuring that visa applicants are not likely to become a public charge, as defined under U.S. law and regulation, and not likely to become dependent on U.S. public benefits reserved for qualified Americans in need," a State Department spokesperson said in an emailed statement to The Epoch Times.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:37 PM (RHGPo)

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The public charge element of immigration has been law for decades, actually more than a century.

It was reinforced in the 1996 immigration act.

But admin after admin has simply refused to enforce it.

Our problem was never the need for more laws. It has always been for an executive who would actually enforce the laws on the books.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:38 PM (/PKja)

53 I still want to know who his having all the pallets of bricks delivered to all the far left riots the last couple of years.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 26, 2026 01:26 PM (9uPM+)

I'd bet a mortgage payment that if you track it far enough, the answer is "USAID."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (PGK1w)

54 Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


Waves!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (rC565)

55 Pete Buttigieg beats JD Vance & Marco Rubio by more than any other Democrat in new poll (Jon Ossoff, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

I think Ossoff is still the way to go. A progressive from the south who can resonate with both liberal New England voters and more conservative southern voters. He could win in a landslide election if he ran

a Beshear-Ossoff ticket looks very similar to the Clinton-Gore ticket. A popular moderate governor from a southern state, the running mate is a liberal Senator from another southern state? Obviously a pipe-dream, because democratic primary voters will not elect a ticket that doesn't include an african-american or at least an Obama-alumni.

Sadly, it may still be a tough fight. A not-insignificant number of people think Democrats legitimately want to raise prices on things and make their kids gay as core policy positions.

Can we not choose the uninspiring middle of the road candidate for once? Please? Medicare for all who want it is not good enough. Drop the caveats and qualifiers. Give us Medicare for all.

Can a gay man get 270 electoral votes in today's Amerikkka?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (G/onT)

56 21 19
Do not attempt a Rubio con! Choose the form of the Destructor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ixS3i)

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Something harmless? That reminds me of camping when I was a boy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:30 PM (/PKja)
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Smokey the Bear is going to put YOU out.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (4h45B)

57 I learned on the last thread that we just need commonsense Velveeta control.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

58 Mayor Pete loves him some polls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 01:41 PM (7gwL+)

59 51 Announcing this probably means they've compromised and infiltrated all of their "secure" communications.
Extracted all value.

So I'm sure this is the start of more ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 01:38 PM (3cUTc)

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I'm just kind of hoping that, along the way, Keith Ellison gets arrested for some terrorism related charge and gets tried in a federal court in like bumfuck Tennessee because of how the charges get laid out.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:41 PM (/PKja)

60 No matter what occurs most of the middle class left, mostly women, will beat "when are you going to stop blaming Biden for everything?".
Oh when the 20,000,000 he let into the country and the inflation he caused are gone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 01:41 PM (TbVRb)

61 A not-insignificant number of people think Democrats legitimately want to raise prices on things and make their kids gay as core policy positions.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (G/onT)
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Since the DSA is running on this very platform, it's a reasonable assumption.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:41 PM (FZ29D)

62 55 Can a gay man get 270 electoral votes in today's Amerikkka?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (G/onT)

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Can a gay man get better than 12th place in the SC Democrat presidential primary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:42 PM (/PKja)

63 Three officials within the U.S. Secret Service’s communications office – including the agency’s top spokesman, Anthony Guglielmi – have been removed from their posts and stripped of their security clearances as investigators examine how classified or sensitive information reached the press, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

The three were escorted from Secret Service headquarters in Washington, D.C., on Monday and formally designated “do not admit,” meaning they are barred from entering agency facilities, two sources told RealClearPolitics, which first reported on the suspensions. One of those sources said both the FBI and CIA are participating in the inquiry, pointing to a probe with more weight than a routine internal personnel matter.

All three employees are based in the communications office.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

64 Dolly Parton, Tim Curry...

Bill or Joey next?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 01:42 PM (7gwL+)

65 BIL was found dead in the alley behind his house yesterday. He had dementia; guess he got out and started wandering. Temps have been over 100° all month. SIL is beside herself with grief and maybe a little guilt. Not her fault - she can't be there 24/7.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (SRRAx)

I'm blessed that the VA's caregiver division saw that I was wearing out and now I have a home health aide 12-15 hours a week. I'm so sorry for your loss!

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at August 26, 2026 01:42 PM (Wt5PA)

66 Can a gay man get 270 electoral votes in today's Amerikkka?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (G/onT)

As I LOVE pointing out to the libs in my orbit:

If every single Democrat who 'voted for Biden' voted for Kamala, she'd be president right now.

Why didn't they? Why didn't Democrats vote for the black woman?

Likewise Beto. If every single Democrat who 'voted for Biden' voted for Beto, he'd win.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (PGK1w)

67 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (SRRAx)

Sorry for your sister and her family and the poor BIL who wandered off , but unless she had loud alarms and strong locks on the door as dementia areas in senior centers have it's not hard for it to happen and she certainly shouldn't blame herself .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (xSAlF)

68 The higher-ups in the Democratic Party establishment are clearly terrified of Hasan Piker, one of the most influential media surrogates for the Democratic Socialists of America - whose members want to "dismantle the empire from within."

Piker specifically instructed his followers to kill capitalists and "let the streets soak in their fucking red capitalist blood."

Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

69 Debbie Dingell says she’s “tired” of being asked if Abdul El-Sayed should condemn Hasan Piker.

CNN: "Are you satisfied with how El-Sayed has handled this?"

DINGELL: “I’m tired of people trying to drag me into it…”

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

70 1 Riot season is quiet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:22 PM (/PKja)
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1. No more piles of untraceable USAID money to organize gay junkie layabouts into filthy rent-a-mobs.

2. Internal Democrap squabbles with DSA and Islam are sucking up a lot of their oxygen.

3. Nothing to get blacks riled up over. Oh, they tried, but blacks for the most part stayed home.

4. Economy is really good, improving, and everyone with any money in the market (portfolio, IRA, 401k, pension, etc) is richer than they ever were.

5. Trump 2.0 dont fuck around with commie criminals and terrorists.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

71 why do they insist that Booty-judge can be a viable national candidate?

Then again, he has nowhere to go but up with certain members of the Dem base. Zero is a low bar, lol

Posted by: Lucky Day at August 26, 2026 01:44 PM (Cjger)

72 61 A not-insignificant number of people think Democrats legitimately want to raise prices on things and make their kids gay as core policy positions.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:39 PM (G/onT)

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Remember the "Democrats are for They/Them, Trump is for You" ads?

It was the most effective ad of the 2024 cycle.

It was also the least pointed that the GOP tried.

They tried others with direct quotes from Democrats about what they wanted to do in terms of things like immigration, police, and children. They weren't effective with voters because people refused to believe that Democrats would be that crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:44 PM (/PKja)

73 38 I would happily be captured by a redhead brigade:

Tessa Fowler, Christina Hendricks, Amy Adams...


hello, sailor!

Posted by: kathy griffin at August 26, 2026 01:44 PM (sGtp+)

74 why do they insist that Booty-judge can be a viable national candidate?

Then again, he has nowhere to go but up with certain members of the Dem base. Zero is a low bar, lol

Posted by: Lucky Day at August 26, 2026 01:44 PM (Cjger)

That's the problem, though, isn't it?

He's got nowhere to go but up, but he LOVES going down.

Whatever shall they do?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 01:45 PM (PGK1w)

75 If every single Democrat who 'voted for Biden' voted for Kamala, she'd be president right now.

Why didn't they?
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Because a lot of them were imaginary?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 26, 2026 01:45 PM (amcLV)

76 68 The higher-ups in the Democratic Party establishment are clearly terrified of Hasan Piker, one of the most influential media surrogates for the Democratic Socialists of America - whose members want to "dismantle the empire from within."

Piker specifically instructed his followers to kill capitalists and "let the streets soak in their fucking red capitalist blood."

Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

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They've seen the internal polling.

Proping up nepobaby socialists and Islamists is going to lead to hilarious results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:45 PM (/PKja)

77 If every single Democrat who 'voted for Biden' voted for Kamala, she'd be president right now.

Why didn't they?
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Because a lot of them were imaginary?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 26, 2026 01:45 PM (amcLV)

WWCD!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 01:46 PM (PGK1w)

78 70
4. Economy is really good, improving, and everyone with any money in the market (portfolio, IRA, 401k, pension, etc) is richer than they ever were.

5. Trump 2.0 dont fuck around with commie criminals and terrorists.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

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4 is false! GDP numbers are not as good as Biden's when we had a great economy!

The GDP numbers meant that Biden...I mean Kamala, were a lock because the economy was great!

You just had to look at the GDP and employment numbers to know that!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:46 PM (/PKja)

79 Free Kaya!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 01:47 PM (7gwL+)

80 71 why do they insist that Booty-judge can be a viable national candidate?

Then again, he has nowhere to go but up with certain members of the Dem base. Zero is a low bar, lol

Posted by: Lucky Day at August 26, 2026 01:44 PM (Cjger)

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Generic white dude (no one outside political bubbles knows he's gay) does better than people with real name recognition like Newsom or black girl magic like Kamala?

Hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:47 PM (/PKja)

81 The higher-ups in the Democratic Party establishment are clearly terrified of Hasan Piker, one of the most influential media surrogates for the Democratic Socialists of America - whose members want to "dismantle the empire from within."

Piker specifically instructed his followers to kill capitalists and "let the streets soak in their fucking red capitalist blood."

Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres
Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)
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It's beautiful, man. Beautiful.

Even better: Piker ain't going away. He's a narcissistic megalomaniac who thinks he's the Muslim messiah. They'll have to put a bullet in his head if they want to shut him up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

82 Generic white dude (no one outside political bubbles knows he's gay) does better than people with real name recognition like Newsom or black girl magic like Kamala?

Hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:47 PM (/PKja)

Yeah, but it's still gonna be Harris, though...

Posted by: South Carolina at August 26, 2026 01:48 PM (PGK1w)

83 Quiet Riot = Slade Cover Band

very odd

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 01:48 PM (2Sv0l)

84 69 Debbie Dingell says she’s “tired” of being asked if Abdul El-Sayed should condemn Hasan Piker.

CNN: "Are you satisfied with how El-Sayed has handled this?"

DINGELL: “I’m tired of people trying to drag me into it…”

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)


Translation: The DNC hasn't given me approved talking points so far. Meaning the DNC is in total chaos about how to respond to this one.

Posted by: Gref at August 26, 2026 01:48 PM (5rh/l)

85
Marco Rubio Sanctions Italy-Based Tech "Collective" Making Tools for Hamas; Also Reveals Portland Antifa Shops There Too


Rumor has it Arafat buys his there

Posted by: Hans Gruber at August 26, 2026 01:49 PM (vjIap)

86 So sorry for your loss Teresa. Praying for the Lord's comfort for your SIL.

Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 26, 2026 01:49 PM (6PziS)

87
Even better: Piker ain't going away. He's a narcissistic megalomaniac who thinks he's the Muslim messiah. They'll have to put a bullet in his head if they want to shut him up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

God help them if they miss. Look how powerful Trump became after they shot him in the face.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 01:49 PM (PGK1w)

88 Free Kaya!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 01:47 PM (7gwL+)
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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 26, 2026 01:49 PM (amcLV)

89 Who’s the one judge that thought LaMonica McIver had immunity to beat on ICE agents!?

Posted by: Ann at August 26, 2026 01:49 PM (SHHm+)

90 why do they insist that Booty-judge can be a viable national candidate?

The true core of the Democratic Party is liberal white women. They LOVE non-threatening soy gay men. That means he'll always have a strong base of support. Unfortunately, other key Dem groups (blacks, Muslims...basically all the illegal immigrants) aren't so cool with the gayz

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:49 PM (G/onT)

91 81
It's beautiful, man. Beautiful.

Even better: Piker ain't going away. He's a narcissistic megalomaniac who thinks he's the Muslim messiah. They'll have to put a bullet in his head if they want to shut him up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

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He was just a streamer like a year ago. A shock jock. A stupid one at that.

Then the Democrat Party decided to let him in the tent, they've accepted the nominees who've won their primaries with his endorsement, and they can't actually peal away from him now that they've elevated him and his ilk themselves.

If Democrats underperform in November, I really hope the infighting gets nasty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:49 PM (/PKja)

92 Why would any Democrat want Piker to shut up? They are elevating him. They WANT someone to say all this shit at this point. Trump forced it out in the open so now they're like okay we'll go open. But they're too pussy to admit the strategy so they do this phony WWF stuff.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 01:50 PM (2Sv0l)

93 82 Yeah, but it's still gonna be Harris, though...

Posted by: South Carolina at August 26, 2026 01:48 PM (PGK1w)

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SC (huge win that gives her all the delegates) and MI (large black population that will at least give her half the delegates) going first?

NV in the mix so Kamala will get half of those delegates alongside the progressive?

No way!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:50 PM (/PKja)

94 > BIL was found dead in the alley behind his house yesterday.

How awful. I'm sorry.

Dementia scares me more than cancer.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:51 PM (mkw2N)

95 BIL was found dead in the alley behind his house yesterday. He had dementia; guess he got out and started wandering. Temps have been over 100° all month. SIL is beside herself with grief and maybe a little guilt. Not her fault - she can't be there 24/7.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 26, 2026 01:34 PM (SRRAx)

I'm blessed that the VA's caregiver division saw that I was wearing out and now I have a home health aide 12-15 hours a week. I'm so sorry for your loss!
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at August 26, 2026 01:42 PM (Wt5PA)


They live in a town of about 1200 people; the nearest town is 30 miles away, and right on the border. Unfortunatelt, home health care of any kind is pretty much a non-starter.

Who knows? He may have just had a heart attack and would have died no matter where he was. No word on whether he left the house clothed or not; he had been found wandering several times in his birthday suit. The schoolkids were not amused....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 26, 2026 01:51 PM (SRRAx)

96 Free Kaya!
Posted by: Anna Puma

With the purchase of another Kaya at an equal or greater price.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

97
Autistici/Inventati
Mafia / Soros?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 01:52 PM (51ygH)

98
Yeah, I knew about European terrorism, including the Red Brigade, but this seems different. For one thing, I don't think of the Eye-talians as being the leading provider for your terrorism electronic infrastructure needs! Proven results on three continents! Maybe I'm just biased.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 01:53 PM (mmrXZ)

99 Remember when Democrats were dead in the water and claimed they needed youth, energy and "podcasts"?

Well here it is.

And all about as coincidental as a sunrise making things brighter.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 01:53 PM (2Sv0l)

100 Piker specifically instructed his followers to kill capitalists and "let the streets soak in their fucking red capitalist blood"

Bring it, buttmunch.

*yes, bought more ammo. And pmags...

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 01:53 PM (XuXeR)

101 LOL.

Hunter Biden is being sued by the college girl he hired to create the art he claims as his own.

According to court filings, Biden contracted with University of Delaware Art Student Josephine Barron for a dozen pieces, paying 20 percent each time he sold one.

Biden sold the first four pieces for more than $300,000 each and stiffed the artist.

She's asking for the $240,000 he owes her in commission plus $10 million in punitive damages.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 26, 2026 01:53 PM (aD4fx)

102 Hasan Piker is in an interesting spot.

Does he continue to chase his audience as they go further into lefty insanity or try to be the guy who holds the wings of the Dem party together?

I would almost pity him but commie stupidity has to have consequences.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 01:53 PM (7gwL+)

103 It's beautiful, man. Beautiful.

Even better: Piker ain't going away. He's a narcissistic megalomaniac who thinks he's the Muslim messiah. They'll have to put a bullet in his head if they want to shut him up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

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He was just a streamer like a year ago. A shock jock. A stupid one at that.

Then the Democrat Party decided to let him in the tent, they've accepted the nominees who've won their primaries with his endorsement, and they can't actually peal away from him now that they've elevated him and his ilk themselves.

If Democrats underperform in November, I really hope the infighting gets nasty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:49 PM (/PKja)
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I think the infighting has already begun. The internal polling on this guy must be fucking toxic. He's literally like some fiendishly arrogant and overcompensating homosexual Shit Serpentor the GOP created in a lab to be the absolute worst face of the new Democrap party.

I love it!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

104 Even better: Piker ain't going away. He's a narcissistic megalomaniac who thinks he's the Muslim messiah. They'll have to put a bullet in his head if they want to shut him up.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

He hates the Dem party. To him, they're capitalist sellouts that hold back real progress. He either wants socialists to take over the party from thr inside, or withdraw support, let the party implode, and replace it with socialists (or have a violent revolution that he won't have to actually risk fighting in).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:54 PM (G/onT)

105 55 Pete Buttigieg beats JD Vance & Marco Rubio by more than any other Democrat in new poll (Jon Ossoff, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.




LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 01:54 PM (+gK6I)

106 At this point I’m definitely favoring Rubio and his WNBA-style balls over Vance for the 28 nom

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 01:55 PM (geWO5)

107 We found wood chipper mom.
She's an LA based nut job that had "intrusive thoughts" about tripping while carrying her baby and "whoopsie poopsie, baby goes into wood chipper"

Sources:
DaniGolub.com (professional bio / writing page)
NickiSwift.com/author/daniellegolub
HealthDigest.com/author/daniellegolub
Public bylines: Hearst, Yahoo, E! News, NBC, CNN, Betches, Bachelor Nation

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 01:55 PM (rC565)

108 I think Ossoff is still the way to go. A progressive from the south who can resonate with both liberal New England voters and more conservative southern voters. He could win in a landslide election if he ran
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All the polls have him at like a 6%+ lead.

Watching him lose would be second only to watching Hillary lose.

(I think he will lose)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (3cUTc)

109 BIL was found dead in the alley behind his house yesterday"

Damn. And yes, dementia ranks right there with cancer on the "things that suck" scale.

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (XuXeR)

110 1 Riot season is quiet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at August 26, 2026 01:22 PM


USAID funding dried up.

Posted by: Didja notice? at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

111 104
He hates the Dem party. To him, they're capitalist sellouts that hold back real progress. He either wants socialists to take over the party from thr inside, or withdraw support, let the party implode, and replace it with socialists (or have a violent revolution that he won't have to actually risk fighting in).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:54 PM (G/onT)

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I'm going to be honest, "Import Islam for the gays" is less comprehensible than "get the government off my Medicare."

This effort to create the Democrats' own Tea Party and populist revolt is pathetic.

Until Democrats embrace closed borders again, I think the populist label is just out of reach for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (/PKja)

112 BIL was found dead in the alley behind his house yesterday

OMG.. So sorry Teresa

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 01:57 PM (+gK6I)

113 > She's asking for the $240,000 he owes her in commission plus $10 million in punitive damages.

BWA-HAHAHA!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:57 PM (mkw2N)

114 Trump had to stand and own the stuff he said. Even if he backed off a bit at times *he* had to say the things and answer for them.

What Democrats get to do right now is pull a "Trump" while disavowing at the same time. It's cute. Intended to make it seem the country is lurching left. And it will work.

In a way they've always done it. Obama and Clinton and Kamala "rose above" while the surrogates in media and "comedy" pulled the nasty shit. Now they've got it going on a different level. Their street animals do the street fighting. While the old ragged commies go "pshaw pshaw come on now we don't need to kill EVERY capitalist. Chortle chortle hi de ho."

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 01:57 PM (2Sv0l)

115 "...built to enable them to organize, recruit, communicate, disseminate propaganda, share target information and tactics, and carry out violent attacks -- all while remaining anonymous, untraceable, and beyond the reach of the law,"


Well, one antifa looks pretty much like another.
Can't wait for them to come to my little town.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 01:57 PM (2WIwB)

116 "All the polls have him at like a 6%+ lead."

Yep. Trust the polls. Every time.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 26, 2026 01:58 PM (2Ez/1)

117 64 Dolly Parton, Tim Curry...

Bill or Joey next?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 01:42 PM (7gwL+)

When Bill Clinton dies, we'll all wear our zippers at half mast to honor his servicing the citizens of this country.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 26, 2026 01:58 PM (r7+Q7)

118 I think the infighting has already begun. The internal polling on this guy must be fucking toxic. He's literally like some fiendishly arrogant and overcompensating homosexual Shit Serpentor the GOP created in a lab to be the absolute worst face of the new Democrap party.

They're in even worse shape because some people (Mamdani specifically) have won big races and are becoming the face of the party. It ain't Schumer, Biden or Harris. Normies associate the party with the far (socialist) left, because the loudest, most charismatic faces of the party ARE from the radical left.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 01:58 PM (G/onT)

119 Until Democrats embrace closed borders again, I think the populist label is just out of reach for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (/PKja)
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They'll never, ever close borders again. They rely on the warm bodies of illegal immigrants to provide a fig leaf of credibility for their fraudulent election antics. Especially in cities where they hold all the levers of power.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:58 PM (FZ29D)

120 108 All the polls have him at like a 6%+ lead.

Watching him lose would be second only to watching Hillary lose.

(I think he will lose)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (3cUTc)

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Summer polling in contentious Senate races ends up 7 points too Democrat compared to final results.

https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2085763509682323680

Ossoff may win his senate seat again. He has incumbency and rural whites in GA tend to not vote very much (turnout even in presidential years tends to be in the 60s).

But it's not going to be a blowout, and the aura of Ossoff will fade before the 2028 primary even starts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:58 PM (/PKja)

121 From the previous thread, as a Michigander, I hate this kind of spurious monopolizing.
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El-Played: "You have not asked me one time about the issues that people actually care about in Michigan."
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I live in Michigan. We care about child sexual mutilation and boys in girls' sports. Most people I know care about these things.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 01:58 PM (Fi81e)

122 Jane's Revenge is Planned Parenthood.

They are like the IRA and Sinn Fein.

Furthermore, their supporters are well aware of this. They have spent their whole lives having sex and aborting their children, and want to firebomb any woman who is less selfish.

Posted by: Ken at August 26, 2026 01:59 PM (aVf49)

123 55 Can a gay man get 270 electoral votes in today's Amerikkka?

I fuckin' pray to G-d not.

We tried it in 1856 and 2008 and it's arguably which was the worse world-historical fuckup.

Get back in the closet, fellas, we need to survive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)

124 They'll never, ever close borders again. They rely on the warm bodies of illegal immigrants "

Tammany Hall approves this message

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 02:00 PM (XuXeR)

125 Saw the Marco meme of him on the couch wearing a Dolly Parton outfit, since she passed yesterday.

The meme needs to be updated with him as Tim Curry in his outfit from Rocky Horror, since blessed Tim passed away today, 80 years young. Will be missed.

Who's next to fill out the "death comes in threes" bingo? Shatner? I don't know which celebs death is polishing his scythe for.

Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2026 02:00 PM (UWvQg)

126 Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 01:55 PM (rC565)

I'm terrified of tripping and hurting my babies (even the one that's now as tall as I am), so I cannot empathize with her situation.

Also, get her kids away from her ASAP.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at August 26, 2026 02:00 PM (Wt5PA)

127 119 They'll never, ever close borders again. They rely on the warm bodies of illegal immigrants to provide a fig leaf of credibility for their fraudulent election antics. Especially in cities where they hold all the levers of power.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:58 PM (FZ29D)

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The Italian Democrat Party went from major player in Italian politics in the 2000s to essentially a rump party today (they're second biggest, but first and third are right-leaning and coalition together in the Parliament government).

The downfall has coincided with their embrace of open borders.

And they won't switch away from it.

So, there is precedent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:00 PM (/PKja)

128 Time to play hardball with the Islamo- Communist terrorist enemies, both foreign and domestic.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Gqar8)

129 Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 26, 2026 01:53 PM (aD4fx)

That would be awesome...if true.

But I don't think it's true.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (k5CNB)

130 Until Democrats embrace closed borders again, I think the populist label is just out of reach for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (/PKja)
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Their support for open borders have to do with being anti-populist.

They are trying to recruit a new populace.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

131 Biden sold the first four pieces for more than $300,000 each and stiffed the artist.
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The Bidens can't help themselves. They are born bait and switch.
Their father was a car salesman when the saying was caveat emptor and he passed it on to his children.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (51ygH)

132 And if you absorb how nasty it is you will get it.

Because it makes for an extra slippery opponent you can never pin down.

Once you start gaining advantage against the establishment side the street animals are set loose to make the noises. Same when you go the other way, the "moderates" come out and run more interference to make it look like you're fighting a mirage.

Meanwhile the WWF fighting comes out when it needs to, and the factions come together when they need to, but in reality it's a big fucking demonic pedo orgy.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (2Sv0l)

133 Krispy Kreme stock down 80% in the last two years. A private equity firm bought them and had the brilliant idea to stop making doughnuts in store, opting for making the doughnuts at a central location and distributing them from there.

BRILLIANT, I SAY!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (mkw2N)

134 That Hunter Biden story is *chef's kiss*

Hope Ace does a post on it! ***rubs hands together with glee***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (SRRAx)

135 (even the one that's now as tall as I am)
Posted by: pookysgirl

Wow, Li'l Pooky grew up fast!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

136 130 Their support for open borders have to do with being anti-populist.

They are trying to recruit a new populace.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

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Of course.

But just thinking back to Obama criticizing W for being too friendly to illegals is so weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (/PKja)

137 106 At this point I’m definitely favoring Rubio and his WNBA-style balls over Vance for the 28 nom
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 01:55 PM (geWO5)

To be honest, we can't define "balls" either

Posted by: WNBA at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (r7+Q7)

138 I have distinct childhood memories of my father playing DOOM while listening to Jethro Tull, mostly Thick as a Brick.

So I could have been TJM's dad. Good to know.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 02:02 PM (gU0t1)

139 Krispy Kreme stock down 80% in the last two years. A private equity firm bought them and had the brilliant idea to stop making doughnuts in store, opting for making the doughnuts at a central location and distributing them from there.

BRILLIANT, I SAY!
Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (mkw2N)
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Their revenue was actually up distributing them in convenience stores for a while.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:02 PM (Fi81e)

140 138 So I could have been TJM's dad. Good to know.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 02:02 PM (gU0t1)

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I've met you.

You're not my dad!

My dad looks like William Shatner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:03 PM (/PKja)

141 Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 02:02 PM (gU0t1)

You in Newsomestan yet?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

142 Krispy Kreme stock down 80% in the last two years. A private equity firm bought them and had the brilliant idea to stop making doughnuts in store, opting for making the doughnuts at a central location and distributing them from there.

BRILLIANT, I SAY!
Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (mkw2N)
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Wonder how many MBAs it took to come up with that idea...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 02:03 PM (FZ29D)

143 I'm terrified of tripping and hurting my babies (even the one that's now as tall as I am), so I cannot empathize with her situation.

Also, get her kids away from her ASAP.
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at August 26, 2026 02:00 PM (Wt5PA)

Why in hell are these women procreating? If the kid is not more important than your feelz, you are damaged goods. Please don't pass that on to your babies.

My mom hated having kids. She would never, in a million years, behave like these evil bitches.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 02:03 PM (ybv6C)

144 Too early for me to jump on a Vance or Rubio bandwagon. Saying I like both for President confounds the Democrats.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (Gqar8)

145 I think Ossoff is still the way to go. A progressive from the south who can resonate with both liberal New England voters and more conservative southern voters.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (3cUTc)


And he is a Jew, so the Democrat Party will have nothing to do with him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (k5CNB)

146 So I could have been TJM's dad. Good to know.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 02:02 PM (gU0t1)

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I've met you.

You're not my dad!

My dad looks like William Shatner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:03 PM (/PKja)
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Really don't mind if I sit this one out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (amcLV)

147 He can say all the usual outrageous shit, hurl invective and hateful rhetoric.

"You're just prejudiced against moslems" blah blah blah.
Very convenient whenever the substance of an argument is complete nonsense, just start hurling accusations of sexism, racism, trannyphobia, etc. It's practically a national pastime.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (7kksU)

148 145 I think Ossoff is still the way to go. A progressive from the south who can resonate with both liberal New England voters and more conservative southern voters.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (3cUTc)

And he is a Jew, so the Democrat Party will have nothing to do with him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (k5CNB)

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He's just the newest flavor of "not-Kamala".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (/PKja)

149 But just thinking back to Obama criticizing W for being too friendly to illegals is so weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (/PKja)
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It was the "Affordability" of that year.

They told you the prices weren't going up when they were. And then they told you it would be minor and temporary.

Now, they want to know when Trump is going to reverse all the price increases that happened in the 4 years of the Biden White House telling you it's not happening, and the "Inflation Reduction Act" in the middle.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:05 PM (Fi81e)

150 To be honest, we can't define "balls" either
Posted by: WNBA at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM (r7+Q7)

I think you will know them when you see them, honey.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 02:05 PM (ybv6C)

151 VDH pointed out that Schumer and Jefferies are like Dr Frankenstein losing control of their monster. All the air is being sucked out of the Dems by their crazies. The old Dems have no place to go , they're old and weak.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 02:05 PM (TbVRb)

152 Metal Health was the first heavy metal album to hit #1 on the Billboard 200 Chart.
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But its rather sad that they took away attention from better bands more deserving of the recognition.
Posted by: Jethro Tull at August 26, 2026 01:33 PM (TN0g+)



Sorry, Jethro Tull, but-

We really don't mind if you sit this one out.

Signed,

Posted by: Billboard 200 Chart at August 26, 2026 02:05 PM (iJfKG)

153 As a person who never watches TV I find the term "Fox News Digital" mildly amusing. What is this, 2003?
Being digital vs analog is so hip, cool, modern and cutting edge?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 02:05 PM (2Ez/1)

154 145 I think Ossoff is still the way to go. A progressive from the south who can resonate with both liberal New England voters and more conservative southern voters.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 01:56 PM (3cUTc)

And he is a Jew, so the Democrat Party will have nothing to do with him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (k5CNB)

Even the self gassing sort have that pesky “ J”.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:05 PM (Gqar8)

155 To be honest, we can't define "balls" either
Posted by: WNBA at August 26, 2026 02:01 PM


Or handle them well, either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 02:06 PM (bFu5X)

156 This effort to create the Democrats' own Tea Party and populist revolt is pathetic.

Until Democrats embrace closed borders again, I think the populist label is just out of reach for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They, generally, have supported secure borders recently. They love Obama's fake stats as "deporter in chief", and use it to say it can be done more effectively, and with more compassion, than Trump's ICE roundups. It doesn't work, though, because enough voters lived through the Obama years and know it's BS.

The Tea Party was just fed up Republicans trying to get the party to actually enact policy the party was supposed to support. The current Dem issue are multiple factions that hate America and capitalism, know the Dem party can assist in destroying them, but the core of the party doesn't support those things. It's an actual internal power struggle.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 02:06 PM (G/onT)

157 Michael York to Chuck Schumer, "do you think you still control them?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 02:06 PM (7gwL+)

158 149
Now, they want to know when Trump is going to reverse all the price increases that happened in the 4 years of the Biden White House telling you it's not happening, and the "Inflation Reduction Act" in the middle.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:05 PM (Fi81e)

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Grocery prices declined 0.3% in July. Actual deflation.

And this news came out in the middle of the burrito debate.

But Trump hasn't made prices the same as in 2019, so I have to vote Democrat to punish him and teach him a lesson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:06 PM (/PKja)

159 So I could have been TJM's dad. Good to know.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 02:02 PM (gU0t1)

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I've met you.

You're not my dad!

My dad looks like William Shatner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:03 PM (/PKja)

Who told you this? Was it a much younger Dave in FL? Perhaps with a paternity suit pending?

Posted by: Law Dogs, Inc. at August 26, 2026 02:06 PM (BI5O2)

160 "You're just prejudiced against moslems" blah blah blah.
Very convenient whenever the substance of an argument is complete nonsense, just start hurling accusations of sexism, racism, trannyphobia, etc. It's practically a national pastime.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (7kksU)

Hell, yes, I'm prejudiced against muslims. With damned good reason. They can fling that accusation all day and not make a dent in my prejudice. Bastards want me dead, so the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 02:07 PM (ybv6C)

161
Because it makes for an extra slippery opponent you can never pin down.

Best way to catch a greased pig is a bullet between the eyes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 26, 2026 02:07 PM (6PziS)

162 The Trump administration has paused visa appointments for applicants worldwide as the State Department launches a global training initiative at all U.S. embassies and consulates

I like this strategy. "Oh, no we can't process any visa until all our consular officers are properly trained. When will the training be finished? oh, we have no timeline for that."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 02:07 PM (vJrRc)

163 I became physically ill listening to Thick as a Brick.

So, I like Tull, in theory. They're prog.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

164 147 He can say all the usual outrageous shit, hurl invective and hateful rhetoric.

"You're just prejudiced against moslems" blah blah blah.
Very convenient whenever the substance of an argument is complete nonsense, just start hurling accusations of sexism, racism, trannyphobia, etc. It's practically a national pastime.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:04 PM (7kksU)

I am deeply prejudices against Muslims, because reasons. And they’re really good reasons.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:07 PM (Gqar8)

165 Krispy Kreme stock down .... the brilliant idea .... for making the doughnuts at a central location and distributing them from there.
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The Post Office would love to get some of that! (ever notice the contract for Omaha Steaks goes to FedEx?)

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:07 PM (7kksU)

166 I hope the artist gets a good judgement against Hunter. It will be useless because he owes millions to lawyers, and his child support. But it's one more nail in the Biden crime family coffin

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 02:08 PM (TbVRb)

167 156 They, generally, have supported secure borders recently. They love Obama's fake stats as "deporter in chief", and use it to say it can be done more effectively, and with more compassion, than Trump's ICE roundups. It doesn't work, though, because enough voters lived through the Obama years and know it's BS.

The Tea Party was just fed up Republicans trying to get the party to actually enact policy the party was supposed to support. The current Dem issue are multiple factions that hate America and capitalism, know the Dem party can assist in destroying them, but the core of the party doesn't support those things. It's an actual internal power struggle.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 02:06 PM (G/onT)

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The Biden years destroyed the Democrat party's ability to even begin to argue that it wants closed borders.

The images of caravans of people streaming over the Rio Grande. The sudden influx of Haitians in small towns in Ohio. Democrats lost the immigration debate for at least a generation because of that.

They can start going closed borders now, but no one will believe them for a long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:08 PM (/PKja)

168 > Wonder how many MBAs it took to come up with that idea...

It sounds OK in theory. You centralize your equipment and don't have to buy, store, and maintain the ovens at each store. Less square footage, fewer employees, lower maintenance costs, etc.

HOWEVER, like many optimizations, it misses the human element. People like smelling fresh cooked doughnuts when they walk in. They like their doughnuts to be warm and newly made. They simply taste better right out of the oven.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 02:08 PM (mkw2N)

169 Private equity ruins everything it touches.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

170 We have The Donut Palace places, better than Krispy Kreme and, get this, made on site, every day!!

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:09 PM (Gqar8)

171 >>They simply taste better right out of the oven.


Fryer, yo.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:09 PM (4cvub)

172 Not yet Bulg - flight just took off from Atlanta.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 02:09 PM (gU0t1)

173 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

I only recognize three of those names and of those, I could only pick one of them out of a line-up. Where are the rest of the big names?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 26, 2026 02:10 PM (vTZFs)

174 Krispy Kreme stock down 80% in the last two years. A private equity firm bought them and had the brilliant idea to stop making doughnuts in store, opting for making the doughnuts at a central location and distributing them from there.

BRILLIANT, I SAY!
Posted by: bonhomme


Half the fun of Krispy Kreme was going in and watching the donuts travel through the machine.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 02:10 PM (vJrRc)

175 And they’re really good reasons
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Good luck convincing the Beautiful People and Our Betters with that.

There are no legitimate good reasons to object to every leftist demand. Just ask them. At best, you're a poor benighted ignorant individual that needs re-education to get your mind right.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:10 PM (7kksU)

176 It's not me. Leave me out of this. If I fathered TJM in a Tim Hortons parking lot, I'd at least get an honorable mention for "The Butler's Night Off."

Posted by: The Shat at August 26, 2026 02:10 PM (BI5O2)

177 The Post Office would love to get some of that! (ever notice the contract for Omaha Steaks goes to FedEx?)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:07 PM (7kksU)

Have we got an idea for you! How about Pieority Post?

Posted by: Marie Callendar at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (1z8ji)

178 Krispy Kreme never had good donuts. Any local Donut joint had better donuts. KK could barely compete with Grocery Store Bakery Donuts.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (4cvub)

179 Maybe I’m out of touch and stupidly optimistic but I can’t see any Dem currently on early lists for 28 being able to win. Kamala still dominates the way too early polls… greasy Gavin no way. Ossoff, come on he can’t even win the primary. Buttgig, don’t make me laugh he’s a Talarico type disaster whom black voters can’t stand….. there might be a Dem that could win but I haven’t heard a plausible name yet

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (geWO5)

180 > The Post Office would love to get some of that! (ever notice the contract for Omaha Steaks goes to FedEx?)

My in-laws bought us a fancy Omaha Steaks box. It was alright. Honestly, I get better steaks from my nearest grocery store. When I want super high end, I use Goldbelly online.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (mkw2N)

181 The Tea Party was a bit more non-partisan that the hyper-partisan DSA. TP People were with the Republican Party, and legitimately wanted to join with liberal moderates when it made sense.

Trust the Democrats to get that 180-degrees wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (Fi81e)

182 166 I hope the artist gets a good judgement against Hunter. It will be useless because he owes millions to lawyers, and his child support. But it's one more nail in the Biden crime family coffin
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 02:08 PM (TbVRb)

I have to say that I was always skeptical of Hunter's "art." I can't imagine he has a single creative bone in his body. He isn't all that bright, but he thinks he is, so he is the perfect democrat, but that doesn't bode well for artistic creativity.

And the "art" he produced took a certain amount of color theory and composition, something I think was always beyond him.

Now to find out he faked them.... It is to laugh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 02:12 PM (ybv6C)

183 175 And they’re really good reasons
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Good luck convincing the Beautiful People and Our Betters with that.

There are no legitimate good reasons to object to every leftist demand. Just ask them. At best, you're a poor benighted ignorant individual that needs re-education to get your mind right.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:10 PM (7kksU)

My days of reasoning with them are long gone. No, things have moved on to a different phase.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:12 PM (Gqar8)

184 Democrats lost the immigration debate for at least a generation because of that
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What "debate" was that? It's been open borders lollapalooza for 50 years.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:12 PM (7kksU)

185 It's a donut thread?

Posted by: Just got here at August 26, 2026 02:13 PM (2Ez/1)

186 Krispy Kreme never had good donuts. Any local Donut joint had better donuts. KK could barely compete with Grocery Store Bakery Donuts.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (4cvub)
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Well, the hotness and freshness was a main part of the brand. Hot donuts fresh glaze.

And I used to work making donuts, so I've been long past liking glaze for a good long while.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

187 Krispy Kreme stock down .... the brilliant idea .... for making the doughnuts at a central location and distributing them from there.
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The Post Office would love to get some of that! (ever notice the contract for Omaha Steaks goes to FedEx?)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:07 PM (7kksU)

Who was that marketing chick who tried her best to destroy the bud lite brand? These geniuses are everywhere; ask the Cracker Barrel chick now gone

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (geWO5)

188 Michael York to Chuck Schumer, "do you think you still control them?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 02:06 PM (7gwL+)
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"Do you feel in charge?" - Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (FZ29D)

189 What "debate" was that? It's been open borders lollapalooza for 50 years.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:12 PM


And it will be wide open borders again the micro second after the next democrat president gets sworn in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (cpFbA)

190 179 Maybe I’m out of touch and stupidly optimistic but I can’t see any Dem currently on early lists for 28 being able to win. Kamala still dominates the way too early polls… greasy Gavin no way. Ossoff, come on he can’t even win the primary. Buttgig, don’t make me laugh he’s a Talarico type disaster whom black voters can’t stand….. there might be a Dem that could win but I haven’t heard a plausible name yet

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (geWO5)

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There are only two plausible paths to a not-Kamala.

The first is Kamala simply deciding to not run. This is the hope that most white progressives have. That she'll be too embarrassed or tied to tradition to run again despite her constantly signalling since November of 2024 that she was going to run again.

The second is a billionaire who can spend to break media strangleholds on his message and says things that the establishment won't allowed to be said. Things like "open borders was a bad idea, and Biden was a bad president" or "the racialization of our party by Obama was the greatest blunder in modern politics" who then promises "Medicare for All, but only Americans."

I can't imagine anyone who would fit the second.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (/PKja)

191 186 Krispy Kreme never had good donuts. Any local Donut joint had better donuts. KK could barely compete with Grocery Store Bakery Donuts.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (4cvub)
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Well, the hotness and freshness was a main part of the brand. Hot donuts fresh glaze.

And I used to work making donuts, so I've been long past liking glaze for a good long while.
Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

Use dowel rods to pick ‘em up out of the grease?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Gqar8)

192 Democrats lost the immigration debate for at least a generation because of that
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What "debate" was that? It's been open borders lollapalooza for 50 years.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:12 PM (7kksU)
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They lost the people, not their willfulness.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

193 > Krispy Kreme never had good donuts.

Here in WA, I like Legendary Doughnuts and Top Pot. Much better than Krispy Kreme. The local mom and pop shop that's been there forever is better than Krispy Kreme, but not better than Legendary.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)

194 Krispy Kreme never had good donuts. Any local Donut joint had better donuts. KK could barely compete with Grocery Store Bakery Donuts.
Posted by: garrett

Truth. The donuts are terrible and I have no idea how they're still in business.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 02:15 PM (R5BEI)

195 Use dowel rods to pick ‘em up out of the grease?
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Gqar
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Yeah, something like drumsticks, IIRC.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

196 I have to say that I was always skeptical of Hunter's "art." I can't imagine he has a single creative bone in his body. He isn't all that bright, but he thinks he is, so he is the perfect democrat, but that doesn't bode well for artistic creativity.

And the "art" he produced took a certain amount of color theory and composition, something I think was always beyond him.

Now to find out he faked them.... It is to laugh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 02:12 PM (ybv6C)
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If he wasn't so sick and twisted inside, he'd be a live action cartoon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 02:15 PM (FZ29D)

197 They tried others with direct quotes from Democrats about what they wanted to do in terms of things like immigration, police, and children. They weren't effective with voters because people refused to believe that Democrats would be that crazy.
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And the Dems have responded, boy howdy, by proving, yes they are that crazy.

Yet all the pollsters are using screens and methodology from 2016 and 2020 .....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (3cUTc)

198 184 What "debate" was that? It's been open borders lollapalooza for 50 years.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:12 PM (7kksU)

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60.

60 years. Three generations.

Trump is the first president since the passage of the 60s immigration act to actually try to close the border meaningfully, and he's doing it after 60 total years of effective open borders and 4 years of mass importation.

But he didn't fix everything in 3 weeks, so nothing is happening. Gotta vote for the party still advocating for open borders to teach the GOP a lesson. Remember, the people abandoning the GOP in 2006 because of the amnesty effort led to the GOP going hardline immigration right afterward, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (/PKja)

199 >>Goldbelly online

I could eat the entire bucket of Not Fried Chicken ice cream in one sitting.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (J4Dwc)

200 Trust the Democrats to get that 180-degrees wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (Fi81e)

It only looks wrong. It looks to you like an anti-TP for a reason.

Tea Party - Grass roots, goals that elected Republicans did not share, Republicans pretended to be with them, Republicans got rid of them through nefarious tactics. Same Old Party.

DSA - Seeded and turfed from the top, goals that elected Democrats secretly 100% share, Democrats pretend to be against them, Democrats promote and elevate them through nefarious tactics. New Party.

Save this and revisit in about 2 years.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (2Sv0l)

201 My point being, Frozen Steaks are a perishable product.

I'm not going to suggest that FedEx or UPS are not without issues. But there is a reason the Post Office doesn't get a lucrative delivery contract for Frozen Steaks.

They do manage to deliver live Chicks (no jokes, pliz) and bait for fishing shops. But it's a close run thing.

You simply have to have people with a sense of urgency and dedication and attention to detail and all that stuff. Not some POS who tries to do as little as possible and is basically unfirable unless they kill somebody, and even then I'm not too sure. Then they go into Management, because they couldn't hack it out on the street. Nice, huh?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (7kksU)

202 Use dowel rods to pick ‘em up out of the grease?
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Gqar
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Yeah, something like drumsticks, IIRC.
Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)
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...Also to turn them over floating in the oil.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (Fi81e)

203 Krispy Kreme stock down 80% in the last two years. A private equity firm bought them"

No. They've been private for a decade, and were private before that as well. The market was just stupid...

(Anyone want cupcakes? )

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (XuXeR)

204 One thing I learned early on in life is that ANY Donut will taste OK with Coffee.
And almost any bad coffee is perfectly fine when paired with a Donut.

Your brain just assumes both are better than they are when paired.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (4cvub)

205 There’s a great donut shop in Portland (or used to be 15 years ago). Voo Doo Donuts… the only problem was getting to their downtown location navigating around all the “Keep Portland Weird” signs…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (geWO5)

206 a donut thread?
Posted by: Just got here

The best donuts are bacon sprinkle donuts.

Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 26, 2026 02:17 PM (6PziS)

207 And the funniest part is although I said its a "New Party", it's actually the Same Old Party in a new skin.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:18 PM (2Sv0l)

208 Damn. Now diabetic me wants a donut.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

209 195 Use dowel rods to pick ‘em up out of the grease?
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Gqar
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Yeah, something like drumsticks, IIRC.
Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

My job as a kid. Oh, and pulling the heads off of the chickens when it was chicken butchering times. We used dowel rods for that too, funnily enough. Not the same ones though - maybe.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:19 PM (Gqar8)

210 Krispy Kreme was always a pump-and-dump scam once Wall Street got its claws on it

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

211 It's a donut thread?"

Prometheus.

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 02:19 PM (XuXeR)

212 A not-insignificant number of people think Democrats legitimately want to raise prices on things and make their kids gay as core policy positions.

Not 'think', Know!'

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 26, 2026 02:19 PM (NnhvP)

213 >>Who was that marketing chick who tried her best to destroy the bud lite brand?

She went to work for LIV Golf, which is presently on life support.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 26, 2026 02:19 PM (J4Dwc)

214 If you want a "Voo Doo" donut take a donut and slather some frosting on top. Then crush some Crunchberries. Enjoy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 02:20 PM (RIvkX)

215 212 A not-insignificant number of people think Democrats legitimately want to raise prices on things and make their kids gay as core policy positions.

Not 'think', Know!'

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 26, 2026 02:19 PM (NnhvP)

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"I'm so sick of talking about high prices. This doesn't actually affect me."
-London Breed, mayor of SF, 2021 or so

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:20 PM (/PKja)

216 Damn. Now diabetic me wants a donut.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)
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And you'll get nothing--or, as they say, a Donut!

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

217 A not-insignificant number of people think Democrats legitimately want to raise prices on things and make their kids gay as core policy positions.
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That's not the Democrats' problem.
The Democrats' problem is a not-insignificant number of people think

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:20 PM (2Sv0l)

218 We found wood chipper mom.
She's an LA based nut job that had "intrusive thoughts" about tripping while carrying her baby and "whoopsie poopsie, baby goes into wood chipper"

Sources:
DaniGolub.com (professional bio / writing page)
NickiSwift.com/author/daniellegolub
HealthDigest.com/author/daniellegolub
Public bylines: Hearst, Yahoo, E! News, NBC, CNN, Betches, Bachelor Nation
Posted by: rickb223


Well, report her to LA Child Protective Services, don't just show her to us.

If nothing else, you'll give her something to write about.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 02:21 PM (vJrRc)

219 214 If you want a "Voo Doo" donut take a donut and slather some frosting on top. Then crush some Crunchberries. Enjoy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 02:20 PM (RIvkX)

Grandkids love them. Definitely meh in my opinion.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:21 PM (Gqar8)

220 And I used to work making donuts, so I've been long past liking glaze for a good long while
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What's the Secret, if you could maybe divulge it to those of us not in the Donut Guild?

My suspicion is, without really knowing for sure, is just like spuds, hydrogenated vegetable oils suck for frying. Did they use Tallow or Lard at one time, back in the bad old days?

I know good donuts when I had them. They just melt in your mouth, and the first thought is "These are so damn good they ought to be illegal". Fess up! What makes a good donut?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:21 PM (7kksU)

221 Have you seen the flood videos from Nepal? Terrifying.

http://tiny.cc/b4d9101
http://tiny.cc/84d9101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)

222 >> Did they use Tallow or Lard at one time, back in the bad old days?


Yes.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:22 PM (4cvub)

223 We used lard. We raised hogs, not many at a time, but always had lard available.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:24 PM (Gqar8)

224 I know good donuts when I had them. They just melt in your mouth, and the first thought is "These are so damn good they ought to be illegal". Fess up! What makes a good donut?
Posted by: Common Tater


Lard-fried does make a significant difference

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 02:24 PM (vJrRc)

225 They also made the batter fresh.
I assume most places get theirs in a bucket these days.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:25 PM (4cvub)

226 Time goes on, and its mist shrouds us all, obscuring our past more and more, until impending mortality brings it all into focus, as clear as the day it happened.

I was trying to trade my Hollywood $$$ for a real payload of maple syrup. That's when I saw TJM's mom, and she saw my stack of Benjamins. One Anne Murray concert later, we were in the parking lot of a Tim Hortons. It was a tryst I forgot, but can never forget.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamShatner at August 26, 2026 02:25 PM (BI5O2)

227 why do they insist that Booty-judge can be a viable national candidate?

Then again, he has nowhere to go but up with certain members of the Dem base. Zero is a low bar, lol
Posted by: Lucky Day at August 26, 2026 01:44 PM (Cjger)

Because he can at least pretend to be able to stand up at a podium and not be an embarrassment. Once you look behind the curtain though he's gonna be torn up in a campaign with him at the top of the ticket.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

228 Everyone goes "hrumph hrmm rh hrrumphh" when they eat a proper Donut. Watch, and See!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 02:26 PM (7kksU)

229 Did they use Tallow or Lard at one time, back in the bad old days?
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I think, I only ever used vegetable oil, like most deep friers.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)

230 >>>The State Department memo says the collective provides its services exclusively to left-wing extremists, screening users for ideological alignment before allowing them access to its tools.

Safe drone strike then.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 02:26 PM (dK+Kv)

231 >>Have you seen the flood videos from Nepal? Terrifying.

Sweet!

Posted by: guy who rafts the Gauley River the first Friday after Labor Day at August 26, 2026 02:27 PM (J4Dwc)

232 Yep. It's a donut thread.

Posted by: Just got here at August 26, 2026 02:27 PM (2Ez/1)

233 Lard-fried does
Posted by: FeatherBlade

I never lard-fry my does. I grill 'em.

Posted by: venison fancier at August 26, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

234 Krispy Kreme never had good donuts. Any local Donut joint had better donuts. KK could barely compete with Grocery Store Bakery Donuts.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (4cvub)
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Hard disagree. When I rode fire trucks for a living we'd be coming back from a call at oh-dark-thirty, see the neon HOT N READY sign on in the window, and immediately pull the truck in for some fresh glazed. Can't be beat.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 02:29 PM (oqH4h)

235 Buttigieg is one of their Chosen Ones. That's why he's always still being bandied about. Whether he is Current Chosen One is another discussion.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:30 PM (2Sv0l)

236 The USAID money is likely a factor, but there was less discretion on the fraud money for hospice, child care, home health care...and that can be obfuscated from oversight at the state level.

Then Biden adds $47 Billion to the pot while simultaneously removing what little oversight obligation there were. THEN, state politicians fight tooth an nail to keep federal auditors from reviewing the appropriations....while millions, potentially billions are leaving the US via international air travel....A large portion of which likely returns into ;the ActBlue process to distribute as under threshold grass roots donations by unknowing contributors.

Yes, USAID funded some of this stuff...but I think it might have been a drop in the bucket to what I described above.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 02:30 PM (dIske)

237 as well as masar badil and palestine action.

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 02:31 PM (Bep7s)

238 Off, Sock.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)

239 151 VDH pointed out that Schumer and Jefferies are like Dr Frankenstein losing control of their monster. All the air is being sucked out of the Dems by their crazies. The old Dems have no place to go , they're old and weak.

Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Their adversaries are not only the frontmen but the money behind them. Whereas, Schumer and Jefferies don't have the rear guard support they once had.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:31 PM (51ygH)

240 Buttigieg, sorry "Mayor Pete", has a super questionable and mysterious past. He's been groomed.

Basically he's Gay Obama II

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:31 PM (2Sv0l)

241 I have never found the equal, bought or self-made, of the donuts we made at home, cooked in lard and dipped in cinnamon sugar.

every attempt has been too doughy, too dense or not crispy/flaky enough.

The olds had secrets not shared.

A sad memory with fondness ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:32 PM (3cUTc)

242 I've eaten a maple donut at Wall Drug.
So, there.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)

243 234 Krispy Kreme never had good donuts. Any local Donut joint had better donuts. KK could barely compete with Grocery Store Bakery Donuts.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 02:11 PM (4cvub)
__________________________

Gotta place near me called "Sloppy Donuts". They pride themselves in overfilling the donuts. Their advertisments suggest wearing an old shirt when eating one of their donuts, because "you're going to get sloppy."

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 02:33 PM (dIske)

244 Why would ducks make donuts?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)

245 Krispy Kreme is down 80%? Good on Chris Christie for losing that much weight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 02:34 PM (TbVRb)

246 Because I made donuts. Every kind of dressing up a donut does not appeal to me.

But I still go for plain cake, when I eat a donut.

I don't trust Dunkin', though. A lot of locations don't seem to know how to fully fry a cake donut, so it's not uncooked goo in the middle.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:35 PM (Fi81e)

247 Oh.

"It all began on the sandy beaches of the Outer Banks in Duck, North Carolina. There, Founder Russ DiGilio and his family would enjoy relaxing and fun vacations. But something was missing – there was no place to get that sweet staple of happiness – a warm, fresh donut! So, they decided to create their own which led to the first Duck Donuts opening in 2007."

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 26, 2026 02:35 PM (2Ez/1)

248 Basically he's Gay Obama II
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 02:31 PM (2Sv0l)

He's a scandalously complete incompetent.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 26, 2026 02:35 PM (7s9Qe)

249 Do not attempt a Rubio con! Choose the form of the Destructor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ixS3i)


They have already crossed the Rubio con!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 26, 2026 02:36 PM (hZbnZ)

250 @249 true, and a lot of money from Jewish donors aren't going to any Dems because of the anti-semitism in the DSA

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 02:36 PM (TbVRb)

251 Why would ducks make donuts?
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How many donuts would a donut duck make if a donut duck made donuts?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:36 PM (3cUTc)

252 Ace, these pop-up ads are fucking killing your site

Posted by: Melodicmetal at August 26, 2026 02:36 PM (61TgR)

253
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
3h
🚨 OMG MARCO IS A GENIUS.

Days ago, leftist Judge Jeanette Vargas BLOCKED Sec. Marco Rubio from freezing foreigner visas in 75 counties

In response?

He just FROZE VISAS WORLDWIDE for “training” purposes — to ensure the soon-to-be limited number of visas won’t be leeching off the taxpayer dime.

He went around the rogue judge!

Checkmate, traitor! You aren’t stopping Marco!

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 02:36 PM (kX27y)

254 Why would ducks make donuts?
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How many donuts would a donut duck make if a donut duck made donuts?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:36 PM (3cUTc)
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I wonder how the health department would take his not wearing pants.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:37 PM (Fi81e)

255 What pop-up ads?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 02:37 PM (7wWQR)

256 255 What pop-up ads?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 02:37 PM (7wWQR)

Same. They stopped last week.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:38 PM (Gqar8)

257 donut ducks don't make donuts for ducks during duck season do they?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:38 PM (3cUTc)

258 254 Why would ducks make donuts?
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How many donuts would a donut duck make if a donut duck made donuts?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:36 PM (3cUTc)
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I wonder how the health department would take his not wearing pants.

Posted by: Axeman


The whole proposition just seems a bit daffy to me.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 02:38 PM (OUMaO)

259 A male duck would cook donuts, as a rape scheme.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

260 Today is the 955th anniversary of the Battle of Manzikert, the beginning of the end of the Byzantine Empire.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

261 Eat a bag of ducks.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

262 Popup ads disappeared for me when I started using the Brave browser on my phone

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 02:39 PM (geWO5)

263 Chicks like big ducks.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

264 How many times per minute is The Blade refreshing the main page right now?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:40 PM (3cUTc)

265 I am back to using Qwant which I prefer and, no popups.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:40 PM (Gqar8)

266 The Sunday morning book thread is a pantless thread…. Maybe all threads at AoS are pantless….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 02:40 PM (geWO5)

267 How many times per minute is The Blade refreshing the main page right now?"

To infinity, and beyond!

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 02:41 PM (XuXeR)

268 >>>He went around the rogue judge!

Checkmate, traitor! You aren’t stopping Marco!

Posted by: beckster
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Trump's company is catching on to Trump style.
Counter punching is good and can be fun.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:41 PM (51ygH)

269 Goose donuts is not yet a thing?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:41 PM (3cUTc)

270 How many times per minute is The Blade refreshing the main page right now?"

To infinity, and beyond!
Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 02:41 PM (XuXeR)
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I suspect he's probably using a scraper.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:42 PM (Fi81e)

271 Duck donuts
Goose donuts

They're all fowl.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:42 PM (3cUTc)

272 Goose donuts is not yet a thing?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:41 PM (3cUTc)
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Also Goose downuts.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:42 PM (Fi81e)

273 "Dude's balls are so big he could play for the WNBA".

That one made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Paco at August 26, 2026 02:42 PM (2L+MU)

274 DUCK!!!!

Posted by: Incoming at August 26, 2026 02:43 PM (k6f96)

275 Eider y'all stop making waterfowl puns, or I'm out of here.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

276 264 How many times per minute is The Blade refreshing the main page right now?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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He's got an algorithm thing set up that runs automatic till it bingos.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:43 PM (51ygH)

277 Remember when Buttigieg won the Iowa caucuses in 2020 and no one gave a shit at the time?

Hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:44 PM (/PKja)

278 I am back to using Qwant which I prefer and, no popups.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:40 PM (Gqar
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I have been using TamperMonkey user scripts on PC and Brave on my phone.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 02:44 PM (Fi81e)

279 "Dude's balls are so big he could play for the WNBA".

That one made me laugh out loud.
Posted by: Paco

I wonder how many WNBA players are circumcised.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

280 232 Yep. It's a donut thread.

doughnut thread > donut thread

Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 02:44 PM (sGtp+)

281 >>> A/I Collective has officially been deemed a Specially Designated Global Terrorist. The designation bars Americans and U.S. financial institutions from doing business with the group and freezes any assets it has under U.S. jurisdiction. Violators can face civil or criminal penalties.


It should put them on a Hit List with appropriate bounties, and an off-shore dead pool for those that like watch from the sidelines but some stake in the action.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 26, 2026 02:44 PM (7uQFL)

282 Duck Donuts rules the roost with its famous made-to-order cake donuts, fried fresh and piled high with custom toppings from bacon to Oreo crumbs. Warm, customizable, and proudly quacky, it’s a growing chain born in Duck, North Carolina.
Goose Donuts, by contrast, remains more of a mythical rival—perhaps imagining fluffier yeast rings, honking good glazes, and a slightly more grounded (or waterfowl-proud) vibe. While Duck delivers instant gratification and playful rubber-duck branding, Goose might lean into richer textures and a quieter flock appeal.
In the end, Duck currently owns the real-world pond with over a hundred locations. Goose stays the underdog in imagination. Either way, both sound delicious—just watch for feathers in your frosting.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:44 PM (3cUTc)

283 I suspect he's probably using a scraper."

Nah. Just banging refresh like a crack addeled monkey...

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 02:44 PM (XuXeR)

284 You know who else could have used a scraper?

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 26, 2026 02:45 PM (2Sv0l)

285 Oh, I'm so glad the EPA has made life so good for us sid no one not at the gubmint trough.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 02:45 PM (wxsGM)

286 No thread is of interest before, what, 30 or so comments?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:45 PM (Gqar8)

287 21 19
Do not attempt a Rubio con! Choose the form of the Destructor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ixS3i)
Something harmless? That reminds me of camping when I was a boy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Yet still more 9/10 thinking as MADMANI looks on with a smirk.

What is his plan to thwart the: AOC sanctioned/Rama Duwaji Suicide SQUAD? with her at the command to reprise the decades long siege of the FALN? what could go wrong?

The adjacent AOC/REMAIN SINWAR camisole in periwinkle commemorating the futile gesture of the Desperate And Deliberately Guilty's last act of throwing a piece of wood at a Drone being the symbolic gesture for all
-- to throw a piece of wood at a Data Center before it hunts you down, takes your resources and then your very LIFE!

The only Real Danger is that LIBs will actually take AOC initiatives seriously.


LET'S GO BRANDON! TRiUMPh!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 26, 2026 02:46 PM (EMFSn)

288 Do they make pagers? Because Israel could do the funniest thing...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 26, 2026 02:46 PM (CwhoI)

289 A lot of people don't know this, but the original title of the Billy Joel song was "Ducktown Girl."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:46 PM (3cUTc)

290 286 No thread is of interest before, what, 30 or so comments?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:45 PM (Gqar

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I stopped doing the first thing forever ago, so I try to stay on topic.

However, the flip side of that is that I'm an illiterate asshole who is full of shit, so my comments aren't worth paying attention to at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:46 PM (/PKja)

291 288 Do they make pagers? Because Israel could do the funniest thing...
Posted by: Citizen Cake

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PressWithBothHands

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 26, 2026 02:47 PM (EMFSn)

292 No thread is of interest before, what, 30 or so comments?
Posted by: tubal

If it's a boob Art Thread, it's of interest from the get-go.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:47 PM (77rzZ)

293 290 286 No thread is of interest before, what, 30 or so comments?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:45 PM (Gqar

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I stopped doing the first thing forever ago, so I try to stay on topic.

However, the flip side of that is that I'm an illiterate asshole who is full of shit, so my comments aren't worth paying attention to at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:46 PM (/PKja)

Don’t be too hard on yourself, TJM. You are not illiterate.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:47 PM (Gqar8)

294 WNBA balls are 2" smaller in diameter than NBA balls.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 02:48 PM (0sNs1)

295 Oh, I'm so glad that Edith Wilson took over as the first female Presidend after Woodrow turned into Captain Pike, said every quisling and Commie for nearly a century. Did she ever speak at Bohemian Grove?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 02:48 PM (wxsGM)

296 Remember when Buttigieg won the Iowa caucuses in 2020 and no one gave a shit at the time?

Hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:44 PM (/PKja)

I don’t think they ever accurately counted the votes, right? Dems are math geniuses…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 02:48 PM (geWO5)

297 293 Don’t be too hard on yourself, TJM. You are not illiterate.

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 02:47 PM (Gqar

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I wish I knew what this said.

Bout ail aye due is bank on they cay beard in till the read squggles geaux a way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:49 PM (/PKja)

298 Ducktown girl
She’s been living in her donut world
I bet she’s never had a plain-cake guy
I bet her mama never told her why
I’m gonna try for a Ducktown girl
She’s been living in her glaze-and-swirl
As long as anyone with sweet tooth can
And now she’s looking for a sprinkle man
That’s what I am
And when she knows
What she wants from her sugar dough
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind
She’ll see I’m not so tough
Just a little soft in the middle
And all she has to do is call
And I’ll be right there by her side
A rubber-duckin’ ride
Ducktown girl

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 02:49 PM (3cUTc)

299 Debbie Dingell is tired of being asked bout al-Sayed. After over 90 years everyone is tired of the Dingell 's. I'm surprised the DSA didn't go after her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 02:49 PM (TbVRb)

300 Why would ducks make donuts?
Posted by: I gotta ask
......

To distract the Haitians while they make their getaway.

Posted by: wth at August 26, 2026 02:49 PM (UjdFS)

301 Nude gay furry trans lunatic

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

302 296 I don’t think they ever accurately counted the votes, right? Dems are math geniuses…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 02:48 PM (geWO5)

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The caucuses are fake bullshit anyway, more aligned to rural life in the 19th century than the modern world.

Easy to manipulate.

And Buttigieg got it, and no one gave a shit because SC wiped him off the map.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:50 PM (/PKja)

303 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

304 so my comments aren't worth paying attention to at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 02:46 PM


A retrospective of the cinematic works of Russ Meyer could change that in an instant.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 02:50 PM (0sNs1)

305 Nood

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 26, 2026 02:52 PM (k6f96)

306 First is fun especially when you don't care.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 02:53 PM (wxsGM)

307 Could we RICO this to Soros. Then rendition him to England but only if they'll take back Megan & Harry too.

Posted by: DaveA at August 26, 2026 02:54 PM (FhXTo)

308 I can understand preferring cake donuts and not liking fried ones but, KK has the best fried and iced donuts. I can't even imagine how the Hot Fresh ones could be improved on.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (4NO2D)

309 I can understand preferring cake donuts and not liking fried ones but, KK has the best fried and iced donuts. I can't even imagine how the Hot Fresh ones could be improved on.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 03:07 PM (4NO2D)
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Oh, you fry cake donuts. There's a touch to cooking them all the way through and getting a light crust.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 03:08 PM (Fi81e)

310 YES! Sanction and shut down every last material, monetary and ideological support network for Antifa, the campus Palestine movements and any other leftwing NGO and goon squads that serve as outlets to them. BRING THEM ALL DOWN!

Posted by: Tracy at August 26, 2026 03:18 PM (FB/MK)

311 >How do you advertise such a thing? How much do they charge? Do they do monthly maintenance contracts or one-time purchases? Do they use Windows SDKs? How's their customer service? The mind boggles

I'm not even a black hat hacker, but I could spin up something like this pretty quickly using freely available open source software and third-tier hosting providers. The tech is easy, the hard part is opsec - short of using stolen credit cards or Bitcoin to pay for the hosting, there's going to be a trail leading back to you. Alternately you set up a bunch of small physical data centers where all traffic is encrypted in transit and at rest, and do it in a country where neither the ISP nor the government cares that all your in/out traffic is encrypted.

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Posted by: lqkgkaze at August 26, 2026 05:35 PM (Nanlt)

Abdulrahman El-Sayed Defends His Support for Surgical Mutilations of Children By Asking Jesse Watters, "Are You Circumcised?"

I missed this horrorshow yesterday.


Woke 1.0 was Socialist Radical Islamism.

Woke 2.0 is Socialist Radical Gay Islamism.

NY Post:

Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed got extremely personal with Fox News host Jesse Watters on Monday -- asking if he is circumcised -- during a bizarre defense of sex change surgery for minors.

"Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?" El-Sayed bluntly asked the "Jesse Watters Primetime" host, after arguing that the government shouldn't get involved in transgender medical procedures for children.

Watters was floored by the question.

"Jesse, are you?" El-Sayed pressed.

"Yeah, yeah, but I mean, that's a personal question -- doctor," Watters responded.

El-Sayed, seemingly convinced that he ended the debate with Watters, suggested: "You probably should want to move on."

"Circumcision is different than castration!" Watters fired back.

Undeterred, El-Sayed argued that it's a "problem" that Watters believes the government should step in to outlaw sex change surgeries for minors but not circumcisions.

"I'm just saying that yes, circumcision is surgery on a kid's ding-a-ling," the former public health official told Watters. "So if you really want to bring that up, you can ... I just think you guys are really selective about these things."

Watters described El-Sayed's position as "wacky" and "sick."

"Abdul, Michigan's not going for that. That is sick stuff," he said.

The Fox host followed up by asking El-Sayed if he was in favor of "boys playing in girls' sports," which irritated the Senate hopeful.

"You have not asked me one time about the issues that people actually care about in Michigan," he said.

"You can play this game if you want," El-Sayed fumed. "I just want to understand what you're getting at here."

"I'm getting at whether you think men should play in women's sports ... it's a big issue," Watters asked again.

El-Sayed dodged the question, arguing: "At the end of the day, the decision of who gets to play what sports ought to be decided by the people who govern sports."

He then called it "insane" that Watters would pose him such a question.

"I'm running for US Senate," he said. "Jesse, this is insane."

Earlier in the interview, El-Sayed refused to say how much his proposal to socialize the healthcare system would cost; would not answer a question about the size of the US budget; and declined to explain why he allegedly suggested the "NFL was racist."

Abdulrahman also stuck to his call to abolish ICE. His new hustle, to reassure less radical gay Islamists, is that INS would handle deportations, but obviously he wants to abolish ICE to stop all deportations so no, INS would not be allowed to continue ICE's deportations.

First, INS no longer exists. It was combined with US Customs and became ICE. ICE does everything INS used to do, except with an actual budget

Posted by: UGAdawg

Does the Radical Gay Islamist Abudlrahman even hear himself? The NY Post's editorial board says he's so deep in the "weird zone" he has no idea he's weird at all.

El-Sayed and his advisers thought they'd come up with a great way to answer questions about surgically removing children's private parts: Explain that it's just like circumcision.

Seriously: Fox News host Jesse Watters brought up outlawing sex-change surgery for kids, and El-Sayed replied, "Are you circumcised?"

He then airily advised, "You probably should want to move on," proceeding to declare that anyone refusing to see that both are simply "surgery on a kid's ding-a-ling" is just being "really selective about these things."

Nobody not totally blinded by ideology would equate circumcision, a procedure recommended by most medical professionals because of its health benefits, with removal of male sexual organs -- a procedure utterly lacking any medical justification. (The supposed scientific support for treating juvenile gender dysphoria with transitions was purely an insider con game.)

Yet El-Sayed is so deep in the weird zone that he thinks this is a winning argument: Nobody should trust his judgment on anything.

Of course, the health policy he most wants to talk about is also divorced from reality: His campaign centers on pushing Medicare for All -- a scheme to impose the socialized medicine disasters of Britain and Canada on the United States, which would not only kick everyone off their current insurance but also require roughly doubling US taxation.

A sane party would run screaming from a candidate like this.

Especially, of course, since (as the bizarre take on circumcision suggests) he also brings antisemitism to the table.

El-Sayed's hatred of Jews has been blatant all campaign long, including his comment on the attempted mass murder of Jewish kids in his own state: "Hurt people hurt people" -- rationalizing the Lebanese perp's attempted atrocity by waving at Israeli fighting in Lebanon.

Plus his refusal to disavow his regular campaign surrogate, streamer Hasan Piker -- even after Piker just threatened American Jews that if they support Israel "someone will come around and take action" against them.

El-Sayed only issued a statement saying he disagrees with that comment, and didn't even name Piker.

The Radical Gay Islamist Abdulrahman's dodge is to constantly say, "Why aren't we talking about gas prices?"

Well, Radical Gay Islamist Abdulrahman, the left spent all of Biden's term pushing transgenderism and forcing schools to trans children behind their parents' backs. Why did you focus on this instead of talking about "gas prices" under Biden?

The left is constantly pulling this "Why is this so important to you?!" hustle. They burn down all social norms in order to implement their bizarre, degenerate sexual gnostic view of the world. The subordinate all notions of governance and democratic consent to force these lunatic ideas on the public.

But then, when the public is finally alarmed enough to begin to push back against the insane changes the left is foisting on them, they say the same thing every single time:

"What's the big deal? Why is this so important to you? Why are you so obsessed by our decade-long obsession with transing your children? What are you, a weirdo for focusing on these issues which we are insisting on but which we would like to win without a single word of dissent?"

The absolute arrogance. And I just don't mean this guy. I mean all the "princes of Islam."

abdulrahmanreparations.jpg

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Mehdi Hasan: "Imagine if a leftist pundit blamed all Jews in America for Gaza."

Me: "They don't?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Woke 1 was crazy, man.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Mornin', Ace.

He seems nice.

Posted by: Heirloominati at August 26, 2026 12:10 PM (erhDr)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 12:10 PM (R5BEI)

3 I'm used to politicians and would-be politicians being kind of stupid.

But this is a rare exemplar of the phenomenon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:11 PM (/PKja)

4 I nood'd.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 12:12 PM (R5BEI)

5 "All white people are responsible for all slavery in the world."

"Okay, all Muslims are responsible for 9/11."

*aghast*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:12 PM (/PKja)

6 'It's my summer look. Feels breezy.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:12 PM (Y/06r)

7 When in doubt, whip it out...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 12:13 PM (2Cry5)

8 GAY

so gay

that guy IS GAY

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 12:13 PM (j+aD2)

9 Afternoon Ace
As I noted yesterday when I saw that clip , if asking about cock doesn't prove that al-Sayed is at least cock curious I don't know what does

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (TbVRb)

10 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (KWBnw)

11 8 GAY

so gay

that guy IS GAY
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 12:13 PM (j+aD2)

Thrice I say and done: GAY!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (Y/06r)

12 For a religion that so often practices clitorectomies on small children genital mutilation is not a large step, yes?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (Gqar8)

13 I think it was Magellan that first circumcised the Earth.

Posted by: And He Was A Portugee.... at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (JM9I6)

14
Back from a couple quiet days in the backwoods of Michigan to behold... Sen. Chaos.

Posted by: Auspex at August 26, 2026 12:15 PM (Y8DZL)

15 Whip it out Wednesday..

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 12:15 PM (R5BEI)

16 12 For a religion that so often practices clitorectomies on small children genital mutilation is not a large step, yes?

Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (Gqar

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If I remember correctly, Iran is held up as a great trans-paradise because the government will pay for all trans-surgeries.

Because there's no such thing as a gay man. So they cut off the dicks of men who call themselves gay, turning them into women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:15 PM (/PKja)

17 There's also a converse of this: as a dude, you should never ask about another man's penis, or you have made a horrible mistake somewhere along the line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:16 PM (Y/06r)

18 El-Sayed is just concerned that his constituents save their foreskin for future fagina surgerys.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 12:16 PM (cWLG3)

19 First, INS no longer exists. It was combined with US Customs and became ICE. ICE does everything INS used to do, except with an actual budget

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 26, 2026 12:16 PM (NfFkD)

20 13 Mohellan.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)

21 Wow he's so much more "extreme" than other Democrats!

Oh what's that, they're all exactly the same kind of piece of shit but just using people like him to swerve the country left?

Noooooooo

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 12:16 PM (2Sv0l)

22 15 Whip it out Wednesday..
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 12:15 PM (R5BEI)

aka 'Rocking it Pee Wee style!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:16 PM (Y/06r)

23 FGM has a lot more in common with lopping off penises than circumcision. Maybe Abdul is confused.

Posted by: huerfano at August 26, 2026 12:17 PM (2Xqig)

24 >>>19 First, INS no longer exists. It was combined with US Customs and became ICE. ICE does everything INS used to do, except with an actual budget

ah, thank you.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:17 PM (1wjle)

25 Ask the Muslims to pay reparations for all the white slaves that were taken from Europe.
The word slave comes from Slav. So many Slavic people were taken from the Balkans and Black Sea area that a new word was born

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:17 PM (TbVRb)

26 Nothing to see here, just a conservative pundit blaming all Muslims in America for 9/11

I see, I see. I'll expect your check in 5 business days - the one for all the times I, a straight white male who never owned a slave or beat up a gay man, had to compete on a tilted playing field at work. I reckon $5M ought to do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

27 Watters should have just said "you wanna find out?"

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 12:17 PM (2Sv0l)

28
Watters should've said something along the lines of-

"You seem awfully concerned with my penis.

I'd suggest you stick with politics and leave your weird personal interests and issues at home."

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 12:18 PM (iJfKG)

29 So we're at Globo-Islamo-homo now?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:18 PM (diia5)

30 Inappropriate use of "Holiday Road" #1,213,459.....

Set to scenes of congressional democrats destroying America.

Posted by: Savvy at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (hyQrc)

31 27 Watters should have just said "you wanna find out?"
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 12:17 PM (2Sv0l)
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He might wanna.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (cWLG3)

32 Bunch of commenters here have basically thrown down the right wing version of the lefty insult "you won't do shit", but what is going in is that younger (under 45) non-lefties are pretty much just waiting too see how long the Trump, and potentially Vance, train runs before what they feel is an inevitable dem return to power

And they are taking notes as lefty freaks self-identify in the meantime.

The left has made it clear they are full throttle on trillions in fraud and the resulting destructive inflation and crippling taxation, on pushing white males out of employment with DEI, on fucking with our kids, on censorship, and in enabling crime from illegals and crazies. I don't know too many peers now that would object to literally just digging pits and shooting all these assholes.

Posted by: heya at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (23NNO)

33 I think it was Magellan that first circumcised the Earth."

He makes some good stuff at Academy...

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (XuXeR)

34 Afternoon Ace
As I noted yesterday when I saw that clip , if asking about cock doesn't prove that al-Sayed is at least cock curious I don't know what does
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (TbVRb)

He just wants to sleep with Watters

Posted by: For anti-gays they sure love cock and manass at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (TbWk/)

35 Aren't musloids all circumcised too? The men and the women?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)

36 I think it was Magellan that first circumcised the Earth.
Posted by: And He Was A Portugee.... at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM


With a 100-foot clipper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (bFu5X)

37 The fact that this creature sees no difference between circumcisions and sex changes tells me everything I need to know.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 12:20 PM (BpO1e)

38 Worst attemt to change the subject ever.

From now on, it should become a meme that, whenever you want to change the subject, ask if the other person is circumcised.

"Excuse me sir, I think you just shoplifted a bottle of vodka."

"Are you circumcised?"

or

"It says here on your resume that you graduated from Harvard, but when we called them, they have no record of you."

"Are you circumcised?"

Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2026 12:20 PM (Av6i5)

39 CAM.

Castrate All Muslims.

Goats will thank you. Little boys will thank you.
9 yr old brides will thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 12:20 PM (rC565)

40 I think it was Magellan that first circumcised the Earth.

Yeah, but he was strait.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

41 This Muslim war is getting out in the open.


They want to bang young boys and girls, what would they care what sex they were.

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 12:21 PM (KWBnw)

42 13 Mohellan"

Clippy?

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 12:21 PM (XuXeR)

43 UGADawg beat me to it. Did this ridiculous idiot Abdul whatever actually use the term INS? I doubt it's existed since he started to think he had anything to say about public policy.

Too bad there aren't any sharp media types. Watters response here was pathetically weak.

This "doctor" should have been keelhauled in detail about his understanding of medicine, that he apparently thinks a routine procedure is the same as a "sex change" mutilation.

Of course eviscerating the idiot "doctor" on the typical vapid Dem slogans of things for "working people" would far beyond Watters' ability. Whatever, presumably the useless Rogers will win easily.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 12:21 PM (U/Byj)

44 Re Sayed and all his ilk, I'm thinking Breitbart had it right.

F*ck you. War.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 12:21 PM (bFu5X)

45 aka 'Rocking it Pee Wee style!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Offering Pee Wee style popcorn boxes here, Boss.

Posted by: Bottomless! at August 26, 2026 12:21 PM (JM9I6)

46 If this guy gets elected to the Senate, will he ask the other male Senators if they had a circumcision??

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (Oy/m2)

47 so now I'm playing Holiday Road again

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)

48 Abdulrahman also stuck to his call to abolish ICE. His new hustle, to reassure less radical gay Islamists, is that INS would handle deportations, but obviously he wants to abolish ICE to stop all deportations so no, INS would not be allowed to continue ICE's deportations.

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I'd love it if Democrats lose the midterms in some definition of the word (El-Sayed losing in MI would be a big indicator of a "loss") and the establishment realizes that open borders is a really bad policy issue to push in the world where Trump's DOJ is actually working to secure elections.

And then the DSA would be pissy.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (/PKja)

49 Mehdi Hasan: "Imagine if a leftist pundit blamed all Jews in America for Gaza."

Me: "They don't?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (1z8ji)

50 ""Are you circumcised?"
Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2026 12:20 PM (Av6i5)"

This might be better than "you sound vaccinated", though i
I am sure someone would twist this to be about Jews or some nonsense

Posted by: heya at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (23NNO)

51 Woke 1.0 was gay AF, homeboy.

You'll need to find some other differentiator for Woke 2.0.

HINT: there is none. It's like a fiery but mostly flaming "What's Different?" puzzle in the April Fool's edition of Highlights Magazine where everything is exactly the same.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (BI5O2)

52 "It says here on your resume that you graduated from Harvard, but when we called them, they have no record of you."

"Are you circumcised?"
Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2026 12:20 PM (Av6i5)

This gets to the heart of it. It is bad rhetorical performance. Waters had him on the ropes, so he broke out of it by the ad hominem, uncomfortable question. It derails the line and puts the other guy back on his heels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)

53 I think it was Magellan that first circumcised the Earth.

That explains why Earth is an oblate spheroid and not a sphere.

Posted by: Foreskin, five skin, whatever it takes at August 26, 2026 12:23 PM (TbWk/)

54 37 The fact that this creature sees no difference between circumcisions and sex changes tells me everything I need to know.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 12:20 PM (BpO1e)

Makes you question the medical school that trained him as well as the board that certified him, doesn't it?

Posted by: moki at August 26, 2026 12:23 PM (wLjpr)

55 46 If this guy gets elected to the Senate, will he ask the other male Senators if they had a circumcision??


ooh worth it if he asks Tim from DE that

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 12:23 PM (j+aD2)

56 80% of men in Michigan are snipped. It's a Midwestern thing. I doubt they appreciate the analogy.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 26, 2026 12:23 PM (wGerL)

57 Jimmy El-Sayed performs "Hey Jabbar" from his album, "Are You Circumcised?"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 12:23 PM (cWLG3)

58 This might be better than "you sound vaccinated", though i
I am sure someone would twist this to be about Jews or some nonsense
Posted by: heya at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (23NNO)

That is a great line. But like 'Ok, Boomer' you are not arguing the question any more which means you are losing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)

59 I know if we just deport anyone with an middle east name (hassan, illan, abdul abulbul amir,....) we will lose a lot of good people.

I think it's an unfortunate but necessary loss.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 12:24 PM (vIkNX)

60 Ask the Muslims to pay reparations for all the white slaves that were taken from Europe.
The word slave comes from Slav. So many Slavic people were taken from the Balkans and Black Sea area that a new word was born
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:17 PM (TbVRb)
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Don't forget the tens of millions of blacks the Muslims took from Africa. They tended to be castrated on the way back to Saudi Arabia so that they would never father children among the Arab population. It was a not a gentle procedure and many of them died from it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 12:24 PM (FZ29D)

61 " 37 The fact that this creature sees no difference between circumcisions and sex changes tells me everything I need to know.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 12:20 PM (BpO1e)"

Nah, he knows. He is just 100% full of shit, like all progs. The prog ideology is fully built around lying full time in pursuit of power.

Posted by: heya at August 26, 2026 12:24 PM (23NNO)

62 naturalflake LoL

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 12:25 PM (KWBnw)

63 I always thought that circumcision was a both a medical and religious ritual to establish health standards within the tribe. Castration is another issue and one that should be considered for all muslims entering or within the country.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 12:26 PM (FR9Sb)

64 Nah, he knows. He is just 100% full of shit, like all progs. The prog ideology is fully built around lying full time in pursuit of power.
Posted by: heya at August 26, 2026 12:24 PM


Sittin' right here, cracker.

Posted by: Justice Jumanji Jackson at August 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

65 @48 TJM, I keep seeing new reports that the regular Dems are pushing the DSA aside. It's like the propaganda ministries don't think the DSA will fight the old time Dems. Sporty it's getting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:26 PM (TbVRb)

66 I have a theory about the "comes in threes" nonsense. I bet I could make a decent statistical case for it, if I cared to do the research, which I don't and never will.

I'm guessing celebrities die in the exact same distribution of calendar days as anyone wealthy enough to be protected from the elements, excluding days on or directly after major industry events where lots of drugs are passed around.

But every so often, some real, honest-to-G-d celebrity that a broad cross section of society knows and loves - like Dolly Parton, for instance - passes away. The media frenzy surrounding these events creates a public fixation on the dead celebrity, and the media sharks smell it and start circling a couple other dying celebrities to write obituaries about.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 12:26 PM (BI5O2)

67 Also, from personal experience, when one is reading a novel (not billed as romance or anything like it) and a female remarks on the circumcision status of a dude, you start to think 'What the fuck, why am I reading this?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:26 PM (Y/06r)

68 His campaign centers on pushing Medicare for All -- a scheme to impose the socialized medicine disasters of Britain and Canada on the United States

My doc just retired. My appointment with the new one is now 5 months out.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (2WIwB)

69 Is this lunatic denying a tenet of his own religion? Because Islam has been circumcising forever. It's called Khitan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (k5CNB)

70 I saw most of the "interview" el-Sayed talked over Watters constantly and dodged answering most of the questions... He talks really fast....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)

71 HINT: there is none. It's like a fiery but mostly flaming "What's Different?" puzzle in the April Fool's edition of Highlights Magazine where everything is exactly the same.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Mommy Dr. Jill hides my Highlights if I make too many Boom-Booms in my pants.

Posted by: Scranton Joe! at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (JM9I6)

72 65 @48 TJM, I keep seeing new reports that the regular Dems are pushing the DSA aside. It's like the propaganda ministries don't think the DSA will fight the old time Dems. Sporty it's getting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:26 PM (TbVRb)

I wonder if that is propaganda by the higher ups for the rank and file dems?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)

73 35 Aren't musloids all circumcised too? The men and the women?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)

I don't think so. Male circumcision came from Jewish law. Something similar to the Kosher requirements.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (8mulE)

74 69 Is this lunatic denying a tenet of his own religion? Because Islam has been circumcising forever. It's called Khitan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (k5CNB)

Girls too

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

75 Makes you question the medical school that trained him as well as the board that certified him, doesn't it?
Posted by: moki
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Only a racyss would say that.

Posted by: Jason Arday at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (XeU6L)

76 Muslims are fine with the sexual mutilation of non Muslim kids

Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (uCkjG)

77 Of course Muslims are against ICE, they want more to invade

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (KWBnw)

78 Rest in Peace, Tim Curry

Burn in Hell, El-Sayed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

79 OT:

Safe Catch Wild Elite Pure Tuna is really good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

80 No reparations from muslims.

Just go over there and tell the to get the fuck off our land/oil. What we should have done last century.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (vIkNX)

81 When Sam Neill died, I didn't notice a "dies in threes" pattern.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

82 While Watters got a fantastic smack, I'm still disappointed people don't just point out the fact these supposed kids trans surgeries *do not happen*. It needs to be shut down instantly, because too many are walking around thinking it's possible.

What is the point of going on Fox News as a democratic candidate? 98% of their viewers will never vote for a democrat, and they’re constantly trying to goad you into saying something that they can clip and use against you

It's to signal to the Democratic base that he's a fighter who is willing to go into enemy territory and stake out his claims. It's what the Democrat base is baying for.

Good. Democratic candidates and politicians need to start treating all of these "woke", "transgender" and other conservative talking points with both contempt and sarcastic humour.

Who the fuck cares what other people do to themselves. If it’s not dangerous or impinging on my rights it’s none of my fucking business. Fox News is all straw man arguments and asking the most loaded questions ever.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (t19vo)

83 (unless Sam Neill was the first and the "dies in threes" has a very flexible timeframe)

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

84 78 Rest in Peace, Tim Curry

Burn in Hell, El-Sayed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

Oh, damn. That sucks. Rest in Peace, dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (Y/06r)

85 Rest in Peace, Tim Curry

Darn.. That's 2... One more....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (+gK6I)

86 Is this lunatic denying a tenet of his own religion? Because Islam has been circumcising forever. It's called Khitan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Taqqiya, kitman, mudarat. Pick 'yer poison.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (diia5)

87 But every so often, some real, honest-to-G-d celebrity that a broad cross section of society knows and loves - like Dolly Parton, for instance - passes away. The media frenzy surrounding these events creates a public fixation on the dead celebrity, and the media sharks smell it and start circling a couple other dying celebrities to write obituaries about.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 12:26 PM (BI5O2)

Of course. Even has a name: the Bus Plunge effect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (1z8ji)

88 I hope that Elon Musk who seems like a good guy who appreciates legacy America, is giving money to Mike Rogers) is that the correct name?)) running against El Sayed, because big money from the globalists as well as Muslims is probably solidly behind El Sayed and the Muslim Hamas supporter running in NJ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (xPsv8)

89 65 @48 TJM, I keep seeing new reports that the regular Dems are pushing the DSA aside. It's like the propaganda ministries don't think the DSA will fight the old time Dems. Sporty it's getting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:26 PM (TbVRb)

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DSA has its own money and network of bundlers.

This isn't going to be the Tea Party getting reduced to nothing.

Should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (/PKja)

90 I saw most of the "interview" el-Sayed talked over Watters constantly and dodged answering most of the questions... He talks really fast....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)


Just be an arrogant asshole that talks over everyone else and the dems will love you.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (2WIwB)

91 Psych did a Clue homage episode, but Tim Curry, a previous guest star, wasn't part of it. I think that's when I realized he must be really sick.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)

92 Rest in Peace, Tim Curry"

Got a flat?

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

93 69 Is this lunatic denying a tenet of his own religion? Because Islam has been circumcising forever. It's called Khitan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (k5CNB)

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It is within the realm of possibility that El-Sayed is rather stupid and can't lie very well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:31 PM (/PKja)

94 "That is a great line. But like 'Ok, Boomer' you are not arguing the question any more which means you are losing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)"

Thats the thing, there is no arguing with these people. There is only the question of who benefits from how the open war part is timed, and from who kicks it off.

Islam is by self-definition acting in bad faith at all times. So is progressivism - in 1917 they fully transitioned to "we are right and everyone else dies, as soon as we can arrange it". All leftist talk is a placeholder while they maneuver to kill us.

At best, you engage in rhetoric to minimize defectors from your own side. That's it. This ends in rivers of blood, period.


Posted by: heya at August 26, 2026 12:31 PM (23NNO)

95
Just be an arrogant asshole that talks over everyone else and the dems will love you.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (2WIwB)

Not everyone

Posted by: Hannity at August 26, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

96 I frequently see Tim Curry's cutscenes as some kind of raging Communist general (from Command and Control, or Red Alert, one of those early computer games) used as memes.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)

97 82 While Watters got a fantastic smack, I'm still disappointed people don't just point out the fact these supposed kids trans surgeries *do not happen*. It needs to be shut down instantly, because too many are walking around thinking it's possible.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (t19vo)

======

So, if I can provide one example of it happening, they'll mea culpa?

Also, if it never happens, why don't leftist just cede the ground. "Of course we should ban it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (/PKja)

98 @83 Ace, if it does come in threes, Sam Neill dying means Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern are next

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (TbVRb)

99 The weirdest thing about that exchange with Watters is that Gay Penis-Obsessed Muslim thought he had a mic-drop moment.

He was ready with that "are you circumcised" argument. He thunk and he thunk and he thunk, and that was the best he came up with. He was very proud of it.

Gay Penis-Obsessed Muslim thought it was a great response. He seemed shocked when Watters had an easy answer to it.

Also: there's a lot of resistance to routine circumcision today. I strongly suspect it's more Jew hate, but there's a pretty vocal opposition to circumcision even among men who have had it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

100 I have a theory about the "comes in threes" nonsense.

I'm more worried about the new "dying at 80 comes in threes" theory.

*locks bedroom door*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (DGgho)

101 Posted by: Sid at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM

Sid, you ignorant f*ck. He is, get this, lying for strategic purposes, in accordance with his demonic "religion."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (bFu5X)

102 Is Abdulrahman El-Sayed part of the No-Circ movement?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Cqx++)

103 92 Psych did a Clue homage episode, but Tim Curry, a previous guest star, wasn't part of it. I think that's when I realized he must be really sick.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)

I saw an interview on ewetub where he was going over 'His most ICONIC' (I hate the fucking term now) roles and it looked like he had had a stroke. His voice was not the same and it looked like he had partial face paralysis.

He had one of the great voices.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

104 76 Muslims are fine with the sexual mutilation of non Muslim kids
Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (uCkjG)

And their own women and girls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (xcxpd)

105 Posted by: Sid at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (LTOBM)

Speaking of plunging buses...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (1z8ji)

106 > 13 I think it was Magellan that first circumcised the Earth.
Posted by: And He Was A Portugee.... at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (JM9I6)

With a 60 foot clipper.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 12:32 PM (IG3/x)

107 Watters should have answered, “Yep, how about your wife and daughters?”.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 26, 2026 12:33 PM (aOQyQ)

108 >>>Of course. Even has a name: the Bus Plunge effect.

what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)

109 Never forget - Their true goal is your submission to their control.

I expect we'll soon start to see opportunistic, power-hungry white, black, and Hispanic political quislings converting to Islam. Attempting to ride the wave of the Left's increasing love for anti-Semitism and the Religion of Peace. Getting on-board early in expectation of getting positions at the top of the pyramid. (They will not make it; they will be purged as non-True Believers if the Musselmen do take power here.)

This fad needs to be stamped-out now. Establishment Democrats won't do it, though. Islam is slowly becoming the largest threat to making the Constitution a suicide pact, using its non-discrimination tools.

Posted by: Gref at August 26, 2026 12:33 PM (5rh/l)

110 saw most of the "interview" el-Sayed talked over Watters constantly and dodged answering most of the questions... He talks really fast....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)


Just be an arrogant asshole that talks over everyone else and the dems will love you.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 12:30 PM (2WIwB)

That is the current preferred leftist "debating" tactic. They monologue loudly and quickly, condemn you and get all snarky about you interrupting if you try to get a word in or ask a question, or say dumb shit about circumcision or race or gender or gayness or whatever. But they're champion debaters, just ask them.

Posted by: Motormouthed meanspirited retards at August 26, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)

111 >>>Ace, if it does come in threes, Sam Neill dying means Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern are next
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I can neither confirm nor deny.

Posted by: A Raptor at August 26, 2026 12:34 PM (1wjle)

112 Sounds like he was cruising for some cock. Like Mo with the Zutt boys.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 12:34 PM (PGK1w)

113 TJM vacation over?

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 12:34 PM (KWBnw)

114 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace


Baader-Meinhof effect

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:35 PM (diia5)

115 The "comes in threes" is similar to thinking about a song and it suddenly comes on the radio. Random distribution of sets

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:35 PM (TbVRb)

116 >>.Baader-Meinhof effect

right-o, thanks. I had Geller-Mann Effect stuck in my brain.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)

117 Can we compare the percentage of circumcised men that go on to have children, to the percentage of sex changed kids that go on to have children?

That might point out one obvious difference between circumcision and lopping off the member.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

118 Maybe that guy with the guillotine is just trying to break into the circumcision business. Mass circumcision. Group discounts!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)

119 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace

Astroturfing

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (2Sv0l)

120 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)

I dunno.

But I bet it's related to how when you buy a new kind of car you never had before you suddenly start seeing it everywhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (BI5O2)

121 119 Maybe that guy with the guillotine is just trying to break into the circumcision business. Mass circumcision. Group discounts!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)

======

"It's all the rage."
-Rabbi Tuckman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (/PKja)

122 >>116 The "comes in threes" is similar to thinking about a song and it suddenly comes on the radio. Random distribution of sets

What do you call it when you're listening to a Chevy Chase interview and a commenter mentions that very interview and you're amazed at the synchronicity of it?

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)

123 115 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace

Baader-Meinhof effect
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:35 PM (diia5)

I just flashed on this:

'What's the fastest animal on earth?'
'The Cheetah!'

'Should I fake my orgasms?'
'Yes.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (Y/06r)

124 Because circumcision of an infant is the same as having your penis or breasts removed as a teen...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (+gK6I)

125 Muslims are fine with the sexual mutilation of non Muslim kids
Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2026 12:28 PM (uCkjG)

Raping them too.

Posted by: REAL rape culture at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (TbWk/)

126 El-Sayed was the short little shit doing that comically gay "dance" routine on a farm in a campaign video, right?

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

127 117 >>.Baader-Meinhof effect

right-o, thanks. I had Geller-Mann Effect stuck in my brain.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)

That's the Mandela Effect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)

128 "This fad needs to be stamped-out now. Establishment Democrats won't do it, though. Islam is slowly becoming the largest threat to making the Constitution a suicide pact, using its non-discrimination tools.
Posted by: Gref at August 26, 2026 12:33 PM (5rh/l)"

Forgotten now among the enlightenment were a lot of warnings that tolerance should never be extended to groups that are epistemologically intolerant, or who are guaranteed to never act in good faith for other ideological reasons.

Posted by: heya at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (23NNO)

129 115 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace

Baader-Meinhof effect
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:35 PM (diia5)

Quick on the draw! Nice.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (odBC9)

130 The frequency illusion, also known as the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon, is a cognitive bias in which a person notices a specific concept, word, or product more frequently after recently becoming aware of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (8mulE)

131 I think Muzzie men are circumcised, but they do it at puberty rather in infancy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (IG3/x)

132 Aren't musloids all circumcised too? The men and the women?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)


Yes. All the men. Depends on the region for the women, it is a backwoods fundamentalist thing.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

133 >>Is this lunatic denying a tenet of his own religion? Because Islam has been circumcising forever. It's called Khitan.

It's called Hasan Chop!

Bugs knew what time it was. Miss that silly rabbit.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)

134 El Sayed comes across like a real douchebag.

Would I want to have a beer with him?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (f2uZs)

135 saw most of the "interview" el-Sayed talked over Watters constantly and dodged answering most of the questions... He talks really fast....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)

Remember nothing in lib land is organic. Whatever his skills are they are not coincidental.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (2Sv0l)

136 47 so now I'm playing Holiday Road again
Posted by: ace
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Weird ass official video to go with that one. Worthy of a literal video treatment by someone.

Reminds me in a different way of the Total Eclipse of the Heart literal video.

But the all time champ of literal videos is Safety Dance.

https://youtu.be/QMGodM0zm8k

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

137 >>.Baader-Meinhof effect

right-o, thanks. I had Geller-Mann Effect stuck in my brain.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)

Gell-Mann effect is when you forget that reporters are full of shit.

Baader-Meinhof was a Red Army Faction gang cell.

He's just fuckin' with ya.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)

138 Ummmm....does this suicide belt clash with my Christian Louboutin's.

(This has been a short scene involving a Muslim radical gay man dressing for work).

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (dIske)

139 That's the Mandela Effect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


You just hallucinated that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (diia5)

140 112 >>>Ace, if it does come in threes, Sam Neill dying means Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern are next
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I can neither confirm nor deny.

Posted by: A Raptor


Clever girl.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

141 @123 the Ace of Spades Effect?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (TbVRb)

142 123 >>116 The "comes in threes" is similar to thinking about a song and it suddenly comes on the radio. Random distribution of sets

What do you call it when you're listening to a Chevy Chase interview and a commenter mentions that very interview and you're amazed at the synchronicity of it?
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)

Horde Mind?

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (odBC9)

143 Ace, I appreciate you using this person's full first name: "Abdulrahman."
It helps emphasize the Mohammadism.
Remember, however his middle name:
Hussein.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)

144 >>>El-Sayed was the short little shit doing that comically gay "dance" routine on a farm in a campaign video, right?
GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY.

So I can't figure it out. There are two possibilities:

1, he's an enthusiastic partner in the Red-Green alliance and knows he has to really push the gay shit in exchange for the gays pushing the Jihadist shit.

or

2, he just gayballs.

It could be both.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)

145 Baader-Meinhof effect

Can we stop talking about it?

Posted by: The Streisand Effect at August 26, 2026 12:39 PM (DGgho)

146 115 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace

Baader-Meinhof effect
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:35 PM (diia5)

Careful, you'll give him a complex.

Posted by: Damn commies at August 26, 2026 12:39 PM (TbWk/)

147 Have we found out yet whether or not Don 'Cheese Dick' Lemon is circumcised? I hear his headliners are raw and uncut.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 12:39 PM (FR9Sb)

148 BTW, here we are again, more deranged supposedly masculine rebranding of that stupid party. Use the muzzie jihadist to show people D's are not really a bunch of effeminate pussies.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 12:39 PM (2Sv0l)

149 117 >>.Baader-Meinhof effect

right-o, thanks. I had Geller-Mann Effect stuck in my brain.


is this about me?

Posted by: uri geller at August 26, 2026 12:40 PM (sGtp+)

150 He's just fuckin' with ya.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


See #131.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:40 PM (diia5)

151 >>>Baader-Meinhof was a Red Army Faction gang cell.
He's just fuckin' with ya.

No, he's right. A journalist coined the term after her first heard of Baader-Meinhof and then heard it mentioned five more times that week. Of course, that could be down to Baader-Meinhof being an obscure terror faction until suddenly they committed an attention-grabbing string of bank robberies. (Was that what they did?)

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

152 146 Baader-Meinhof effect

Can we stop talking about it?
Posted by: The Streisand Effect at August 26, 2026 12:39 PM (DGgho)

yes

Posted by: The Stockholm effect at August 26, 2026 12:40 PM (+gK6I)

153 Nothing to see here, just a conservative pundit blaming all Muslims in America for
9/11. Imagine if a leftist pundit blamed all Jews in
America for Gaza.


Imagine blaming all whites in America for slavery that exactly 0.00 % had anything to do with .

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:40 PM (lCppi)

154 149 BTW, here we are again, more deranged supposedly masculine rebranding of that stupid party. Use the muzzie jihadist to show people D's are not really a bunch of effeminate pussies.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 12:39 PM (2Sv0l)

Yeah! Manly Men who... *checks notes* ask other dudes about their dicks? Wait, that can't be right...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Y/06r)

155 FGM and circumcision are so different.

FGM takes away the sexually pleasure. Circumcision does not.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 26, 2026 12:40 PM (36x1j)

156 >>>Have we found out yet whether or not Don 'Cheese Dick' Lemon is circumcised? I hear his headliners are raw and uncut.

well he is *now*

Posted by: Johnny "Razormaw" Sharkteeth, the least popular gay hustler under the bridge at August 26, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)

157 Ya got to understand Abdulrahman El-Sayed's POV.

He desires non-Muslims to sterilize themselves. He does not endorse Muslims sterilizing themselves.

Posted by: mrp at August 26, 2026 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

158 I prefer Asian Dawn

Posted by: Hans Gruber at August 26, 2026 12:41 PM (TbVRb)

159 Geller-Mann was the "street name" of Ross from Friends.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 12:41 PM (IG3/x)

160 Tim Curry was also the voice actor for Gabriel Knight. Nailed that southern lothario voice.
I'm gonna miss him.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (88C+u)

161 the Ace of Spades Effect?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (TbVRb)


Better than "Helsinki Syndrome"

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)

162 If you've ever seen a proctologist, you can't object to sodomy!

Posted by: allah isn't sending his best at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (P70sw)

163 Off sock

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (TbVRb)

164 Politics 2026: "Are you even circumcised, dude?"

Politics 2027: "SHOW ME YOUR COCK!"

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (SwyyQ)

165 Buy a certain make and model of car.
Then you're seeing them EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: It's spooky at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (2Ez/1)

166 159 I prefer Asian Dawn
Posted by: Hans Gruber at August 26, 2026 12:41 PM (TbVRb)

Did you read about them in Time Magazine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

167 >>>Posted by: The Stockholm effect

I know it as the Oslo Effect.

Posted by: That Newscaster from Die Hard at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)

168 Ace, I appreciate you using this person's full first name: "Abdulrahman."
It helps emphasize the Mohammadism.
Remember, however his middle name:
Hussein.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)

Isn't there a "mohammed" in the name, too? Usually is one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (1z8ji)

169 161 Tim Curry was also the voice actor for Gabriel Knight. Nailed that southern lothario voice.
I'm gonna miss him.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (88C+u)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:43 PM (Y/06r)

170 All white people are responsible for all slavery in the world."

"Okay, all Muslims are responsible for 9/11."

*aghast*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:12 PM (/PKja)


Based on shear numbers Mohammedans are responsible for both.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 26, 2026 12:43 PM (afk5c)

171 Would I want to have a beer with him?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

He's Muslim so... no.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 26, 2026 12:43 PM (88C+u)

172 159 I prefer Asian Dawn
Posted by: Hans Gruber at August 26, 2026 12:41 PM (TbVRb)

We only ran the one article, dude! Geez...

Posted by: Time magazine editorial board at August 26, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

173 Abdulrahman Hussein isn't very smart -- he also claimed Canon law governs all christians so it's really no different than Sharia law.

So dumb.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:43 PM (lCppi)

174 >>>Ace, I appreciate you using this person's full first name: "Abdulrahman."
It helps emphasize the Mohammadism.
Remember, however his middle name:
Hussein

wow, I will remember that.

as for using his full name, he did a Gay Alpha Male tough-guy act where he ordered non-Muslims to "keep his name out of your mouth," but I don't kneel to Muslims, so fuck him.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

175 This fag seems like he's also be interesting in raping burglars, not in a gay way, but to establish dominance, inshallah.

Posted by: allah isn't sending his best at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (P70sw)

176 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Dunning-Kruger Effect at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (2Ez/1)

177 162 the Ace of Spades Effect?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (TbVRb)

Better than "Helsinki Syndrome"
Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)

"As in Helsinki, Sweden."

"Finland."

Posted by: Stupid newscaster - is there any other kind? at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

178 >>>Watters should have answered, “Yep, how about your wife and daughters?”.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

oof

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (1wjle)

179 as for using his full name, he did a Gay Alpha Male tough-guy act where he ordered non-Muslims to "keep his name out of your mouth," but I don't kneel to Muslims, so fuck him.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

I hate that phrase. I will say what I fucking like, cocksucker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

180 >>Mehdi Hasan: "Imagine if a leftist pundit blamed all Jews in America for Gaza."
Me: "They don't?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They blame the Humus Makers.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (4cvub)

181 >>>174 Abdulrahman Hussein isn't very smart -- he also claimed Canon law governs all christians so it's really no different than Sharia law.

wow.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (1wjle)

182 No, he's right. A journalist coined the term after her first heard of Baader-Meinhof and then heard it mentioned five more times that week. Of course, that could be down to Baader-Meinhof being an obscure terror faction until suddenly they committed an attention-grabbing string of bank robberies. (Was that what they did?)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)


They were a faction of the Red Army Faction that split off to commit bank robberies, you know, for the People.
They arrested a few of the outstanding ones recently.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (rbvCR)

183 The common poison is the cult of islam.

They all believe the same things. They also believe if they can buy enough clout in our political system they can bring down the country.

Don’t let them. Past is prologue.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (rkCBr)

184 182 >>>174 Abdulrahman Hussein isn't very smart -- he also claimed Canon law governs all christians so it's really no different than Sharia law.

wow.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (1wjle)

=====

His fake doctor degree says that he's a genius, tho.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (/PKja)

185 178 162 the Ace of Spades Effect?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (TbVRb)

Better than "Helsinki Syndrome"
Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)

"As in Helsinki, Sweden."

"Finland."
Posted by: Stupid newscaster - is there any other kind? at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

*golfclap*

I fucking love this place. It's like the inside of my own head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

186 OT: Landslide in Nepal today registered as strong as a 5.2 quake...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (l3cgK)

187 El-Sayed was the short little shit doing that comically gay "dance" routine on a farm Blue's Clues green screen in a campaign video, right?

Edited for more gay video reference (although it was a vote by mail PSA)

Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (t19vo)

188 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace
--------

I call them Cosmic Intersections. The older you get, the more frequent they will become. Just unlikely coincidences, no significance at all, but surprising.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (XeU6L)

189 In Traffic Studies (yes, there is such a thing), one of the underlying principles is "Clumping Theory," which posits that, despite cars being originally distributed randomly on a freeway, they always and inevitably bunch up in clumps. Such that if you sit next to a lightly trafficked highway and watch cars go by, they won't go by widely spaced one-by-one, but instead in clusters and groups, with wider spaces in between. This happens even if there is a set speed limit, so everyone should be going the same velocity.

Is clumping a physical phenomenon -- or a social phenomenon, in which unconsciously wan to be around other people? Or it is an illusion, and we only imagine it exists?

The debate rages.

Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (Av6i5)

190 >>>Better than "Helsinki Syndrome"
Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)
"As in Helsinki, Sweden."

oh right it was Helsinki not Oslo.

I'm getting old.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)

191 "...he also claimed Canon law governs all christians so it's really no different than Sharia law."

I was here first.

Posted by: Xerox law at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (2Ez/1)

192
Who the fuck cares what other people do to children (sic). If it’s not dangerous or impinging on my rights it’s none of my fucking business. Fox News is all straw man arguments and asking the most loaded questions ever.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (t19vo)

---
Edited for truthiness.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (cWLG3)

193 >>>I call them Cosmic Intersections. The older you get, the more frequent they will become. Just unlikely coincidences, no significance at all, but surprising.

Hard disagree.

Posted by: Carl Jung and Sting at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)

194 I fucking love this place. It's like the inside of my own head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Seek help

Posted by: Dr. Sayad at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (q6tQZ)

195 Tim Curry played Bill Sikes in an 80s TV version of Oliver Twist. I thought that was an odd casting choice. Played Sikes as kind of a druggie, IIRC.

He probably would have made a better Fagin.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

196 >>The common poison is the cult of islam.


We are fighting against the Argument of Utility.

We won't be able to stop until we rid the world of Utilitarians.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (4cvub)

197 the Ace of Spades Effect?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (TbVRb)

Better than "Helsinki Syndrome"
Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)

"As in Helsinki, Sweden."

"Finland."
Posted by: Stupid newscaster - is there any other kind? at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Chy-na Syndrome at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)

198 189 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace
--------

I call them Cosmic Intersections. The older you get, the more frequent they will become. Just unlikely coincidences, no significance at all, but surprising.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (XeU6L)

Or, as I call them, God nudging you. Guy is a comedian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)

199 El-Sayed was the short little shit doing that comically gay "dance" routine on a farm in a campaign video, right?
GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY.

So I can't figure it out. There are two possibilities:

1, he's an enthusiastic partner in the Red-Green alliance and knows he has to really push the gay shit in exchange for the gays pushing the Jihadist shit.

or

2, he just gayballs.

It could be both.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
__________

You can push the gay shit for political purposes without being so enthusiastic about it that you do a whole video dancing like a twinkle-toes twink bacha bazi.

He's gayballz. It's still a big stigma in the Muslim community to be openly gay. In many of their countries, it's punishable by death.

So a lot of gay Muslims hide it. I very strongly suspect that El-Sayed, Hasan Piker, and Bombdaddy are all secretly gay. They look it, act like it, and all have very unconvincing fake wives or girlfriends. Just like Talacreepo and Spartacus Booker.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

200 Can anyone name a Finnish city other than Helsinki?

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)

201 181 >>Mehdi Hasan: "Imagine if a leftist pundit blamed all Jews in America for Gaza."
Me: "They don't?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They blame the Humus Makers.
Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (4cvub)

A bedrock principle of those having feet of clay.

Posted by: Though I re-peat my self at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

202 Maybe he can show us where in Canon Law it commands a Christian to lie and justifies murder.

That’s before we get to the entire cult not standing up to any scrutiny of its establishment facts and the founder being a heretic, con man and ped*.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (rkCBr)

203 Ace, just do a live stream and get it over with. You know you want to. You could put your favorite cat for the icon. Invite that weirdo CBD and Sefton.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (diia5)

204 197 >>The common poison is the cult of islam.


We are fighting against the Argument of Utility.

We won't be able to stop until we rid the world of Utilitarians.
Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 12:47 PM (4cvub)

I don't know what the electric company did to hurt you, but solidarity, brother.

Posted by: allah isn't sending his best at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (P70sw)

205 “Woke 2.0 is Socialist Radical Gay Islamism.”

Well, at least until the flying lessons start.

Posted by: Clay at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (oT2Mg)

206 >>Is clumping a physical phenomenon -- or a social phenomenon, in which unconsciously wan to be around other people? Or it is an illusion, and we only imagine it exists?


It's the result of Speed Limiting. You can't watch the road and the speedo at the same time.
So, people travel at speeds relative to others to maintain legal speeds.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2026 12:49 PM (4cvub)

207 OT: Landslide in Nepal today registered as strong as a 5.2 quake...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (l3cgK)

Often a relatively small earthquake can trigger a landslide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:49 PM (1z8ji)

208 His fake doctor degree says that he's a genius, tho.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (/PKja)

Where did he get his degree? Cuba? Haiti?

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 12:49 PM (Oy/m2)

209
I prefer Asian Dawn
Posted by: Hans Gruber


It makes your dishes sparkle!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 12:49 PM (Cqx++)

210 I stand corrected! I didn't realize there was a "Baader-Meinhof effect."

I think it's sort of a bad example though. Noticing that other people own the Roomba once you get one is a bit different than noticing the violent hijinks of a notorious Communist gang that's connected to a bunch of other Communist gangs, and cross-trained with a bunch of other Islamic gangs during a short period of time when all of these gangs are bombing industrial plant, hijacking airplanes and kidnapping political figures.

It's a bit more unusual and attention-grabbing than, say, a gray Mistibushi like the one you just bought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

211 That Sayed guy looks gayer than a bag of dicks at a tranny party gift exchange.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:50 PM (rkCBr)

212 201 Can anyone name a Finnish city other than Helsinki?
Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)

I think they just built the one and decided they were Finnished.

Posted by: How many do they need, really at August 26, 2026 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

213 Can anyone name a Finnish city other than Helsinki?
Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM


Porvoo. Don't ask me WhyTF I remember that one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 12:50 PM (bFu5X)

214 Why is the price of eggs so important to you?

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 26, 2026 12:50 PM (q2NNn)

215 I'm a muzzie mohel and I'm ok
I snip all night and pray all day
I kill kaffars and hump young goats
And I wish I'd been a homo
Just like my dear papa

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:50 PM (TbVRb)

216 201 Tartu

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 12:50 PM (77rzZ)

217 RCP polls says this penis sipper is ahead.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:51 PM (rkCBr)

218 Politics 2026: "Are you even circumcised, dude?"

Politics 2027: "SHOW ME YOUR COCK!"
Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (SwyyQ)
----
Isn't politics just a fancy word for dick-measuring contest?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 12:51 PM (FZ29D)

219 Buy a certain make and model of car.
Then you're seeing them EVERYWHERE.
Posted by: It's spooky at August 26, 2026 12:42 PM (2Ez/1)


Granted, nowadays if it isn't a Subaru or a Jeep it defaults to looking like a Dodge sedan.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:51 PM (rbvCR)

220 Why is the price of eggs so important to you?
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location


You should ask AOC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 12:51 PM (diia5)

221 Watters should have just said "you wanna find out?"

al-Sayed has been accused of being gay almost as often as Barack Obama. Gay Democrat Muslims, they're a thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2026 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

222 You can push the gay shit for political purposes without being so enthusiastic about it that you do a whole video dancing like a twinkle-toes twink bacha bazi.

***

The last thing we need is Teh Gheys pushing more of their shit

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2026 12:51 PM (affD0)

223 217 RCP polls says this penis sipper is ahead.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:51 PM (rkCBr)

========

Polls in contentious senate elections swing 7 points towards Republicans on average from summer to election day.

https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2085763509682323680

Summer polls are notoriously incorrect and subject to, at best, really bad response bias. More likely, fake pollsters flood the zone and try to create narratives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:52 PM (/PKja)

224 as for using his full name, he did a Gay Alpha Male tough-guy act where he ordered non-Muslims to "keep his name out of your mouth," but I don't kneel to Muslims, so fuck him.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

I hate that phrase. I will say what I fucking like, cocksucker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

Lighten up, Francis. Abdul, not you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 12:52 PM (R08B9)

225 174
as for using his full name, he did a Gay Alpha Male tough-guy act where he ordered non-Muslims to "keep his name out of your mouth," but I don't kneel to Muslims, so fuck him.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

... nor ... to anybody?

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 12:52 PM (odBC9)

226
Is clumping a physical phenomenon -- or a social phenomenon, in which unconsciously wan to be around other people? Or it is an illusion, and we only imagine it exists?

The debate rages.

Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2026 12:46 PM (Av6i5)

Some folks drive fast, others drive slow. Then there as the assholes that maliciously try to slow down traffic (ran into one a few years ago...would hit his brakes for no good reason on purpose, then speed back up, moving in front of other cars and slowing down again). Braking is fast, accelerating to speed to slow. That ends up causing a wave further behind that ends up as traffic jams.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 12:52 PM (l3cgK)

227 RCP polls says this penis sipper is ahead.

A few days ago a 21 year old kid admitted he published a bunch of completely made up garbage as a poll and the MSM (RCP included) lapped it up.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

228 I prefer Asian Dawn
Posted by: Hans Gruber

It makes your dishes sparkle!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 12:49 PM (Cqx++)

***

Also cleans oily ducks...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2026 12:53 PM (affD0)

229 Jack Straw did it now! 😉 I repost this cartoon "Ali Baba Bunny" often when "Hasan Chop" is mentioned :

https://tinyurl.com/4hyk9374

I also think that whenever Hasan Piker gets together with his buddy El-Sayed and Hasan speaks someone should insert "Hasan Chop" over him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 12:53 PM (Yk6Ob)

230 There’s a group in the UK who keeps scattering pig bones of every site this cult wants to occupy. Apparently that makes it a no go for them.

Maybe we should invite them here.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:53 PM (rkCBr)

231 203 Maybe he can show us where in Canon Law it commands a Christian to lie and justifies murder.
Posted by: Vengeance

We have crowds of pink attired wymyns cheering on the strangling of children and saying abortion at birth is love. HaHa!

Muzzies gotta step up the crazy game if they hope to compete with that.

Posted by: Auspex at August 26, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)

232 This gets to the heart of it. It is bad rhetorical performance. Waters had him on the ropes, so he broke out of it by the ad hominem, uncomfortable question. It derails the line and puts the other guy back on his heels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)


The correct response to that tactic, in this situation is, "are you?"
It would have derailed the whole thing since Abdulramman would have HAD to make a point of not being an uncircumcised kuffar

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:53 PM (rbvCR)

233 Is clumping a physical phenomenon

The litter box says yes

Posted by: Easy to clean! at August 26, 2026 12:53 PM (TbWk/)

234 216 201 Tartu
Posted by: Bulg

Now you're just making shit up!

Posted by: BS Detector at August 26, 2026 12:54 PM (JM9I6)

235 Fjordburg, Finland. It's a little bitty place.

Posted by: Ned Beatty at August 26, 2026 12:54 PM (7Q0e+)

236 >> Summer polls are notoriously incorrect and subject to, at best, really bad response bias. More likely, fake pollsters flood the zone and try to create narratives.

RCP has Democrats winning every senate race except for Florida and Ohio. It’s mind boggling.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:54 PM (rkCBr)

237 If some dude asked me if I was circumcised on TV I'd say it's none of his business, and ask him if he's circumcised. Whatever the answer, I'd tell him "nobody trusts a professional liar like you. Stand up, turn to the camera, and prove it to my audience. Or get the fuck out of here."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

238 as for using his full name, he did a Gay Alpha Male tough-guy act where he ordered non-Muslims to "keep his name out of your mouth," but I don't kneel to Muslims, so fuck him.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

I hate that phrase. I will say what I fucking like, cocksucker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

Lighten up, Francis. Abdul, not you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 12:52 PM (R08B9)
________

More evidence this dude digs dick. Self-respecting straight guys don't base defiant expressions on things going in and out of other men's mouths. It's weird and gay.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

239 234 216 201 Tartu
Posted by: Bulg

Now you're just making shit up!
Posted by: BS Detector at August 26, 2026 12:54 PM (JM9I6)

Pretty sure that was a Dr. Strange villain.

Posted by: The Sorcerer Supreme is Finnish? at August 26, 2026 12:55 PM (TbWk/)

240 216 Oops. Tartu is in Estonia, not Finland. Sorry.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

241 The left has advocated exactly *zero* economic policies that would have the effect of lowering the pricing of gasoline, eggs, or housing. It is ALWAYS a hypocritical diversion on their part when they attempt to redirect conversation towards those topics.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 12:55 PM (TN0g+)

242 An overgeneralization here, but after watching many many 'debates' between Muslims and Christians, it's pretty clear that Muslims are taught dogmatically, with no ability to question or offer opposing facts. It's pretty amazing some of the stuff they believe and what they ignore, that their leader married a 6 year old girl when he was in his 50s and consummated it when she was 9. so gross.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (lCppi)

243 The vids of the flash floods in Nepal are absolutely insane. Prayers for the people there, including US tourists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (TbVRb)

244 The correct response to that tactic, in this situation is, "are you?"
It would have derailed the whole thing since Abdulramman would have HAD to make a point of not being an uncircumcised kuffar
Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:53 PM (rbvCR)

CLUE: 'Do you always answer every question with a question?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (Y/06r)

245 Scott Bessent does the best " Gay Alpha Male tough-guy act"

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (rbvCR)

246 227 RCP polls says this penis sipper is ahead.

A few days ago a 21 year old kid admitted he published a bunch of completely made up garbage as a poll and the MSM (RCP included) lapped it up.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

=======

The generic ballot keeps looking like it's going to be somewhere around D+3.

With the 2020 redraws and the redistricting wars earlier this year, Democrats probably need about a D+5 to win the House.

In 2018, The generic ballot was D+9. The GOP still won a net positive of 2 Senate seats.

Because Senate races drive turnout up to presidential levels in the states that have them and they're far less likely to experience turnout differential effects (not even Obama's team could reverse this in 2010 or 2014, and they were political geniuses, remember?).

This is why worrying about Texas is silly. MI is nominally a swing state, and the DOJ Civil Rights division has already announced poll watchers in key places for election day. Trump won the last statewide federal race, and the Senate GOP candidate barely lost. And now DOJ is looking at things.

Should be interesting. I'm not predicting a Rogers win, but...when major Jewish Michigan donors flip and fundraise for the Republican, something is happening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (/PKja)

247 217 RCP polls says this penis sipper is ahead.
Posted by: Vengeance

RCP does not poll, what they do is average them and that average is affected by outlier polls which is why the Democrats do them. Every single media derived 'fact' is contaminated by purposeful deceit on behalf of Democrats. See Patrick Ruffini's work above.

And no, there is no political science evidence that shows the consistent move to teh GOP by election day that is not the result of contaminated outlier polling.

Has to do with de-trending data which I and some coauthors did on agenda setting project way back. Data errors should be random, not in one direction, if they are in a consistent direction, then the model is 'biased'. You can overcome it and get decent information from bias but that requires taking it into account in the first place.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

248 The vids of the flash floods in Nepal are absolutely insane. Prayers for the people there, including US tourists
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (TbVRb)
________

Good thing I'm not there now ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

249 Whip it out Wednesday..
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Humpin' all day over here, Boss

Posted by: Dutiful Miklos at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (4RYRd)

250 201 Can anyone name a Finnish city other than Helsinki?
Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)

Natural Wood

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 12:57 PM (odBC9)

251 There’s a group in the UK who keeps scattering pig bones of every site this cult wants to occupy. Apparently that makes it a no go for them.

Maybe we should invite them here.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:53 PM (rkCBr)

Genius!

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:57 PM (lCppi)

252 Jesse Watters just wants to talk about his circumcised penis instead of addressing the issues that people care about, like high egg prices!

Posted by: Today's Democrat-Communist-Islamist Talking Point, Probably at August 26, 2026 12:57 PM (qUkBO)

253 Your Shell Answer Man

Yes.

Turku.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 12:58 PM (u82oZ)

254 247 217 RCP polls says this penis sipper is ahead.
Posted by: Vengeance

"polls" also say both Abbott and Paxton are Losing in Texas...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 12:58 PM (+gK6I)

255 Hosting a pot-bellied pig meet up around a mosque with a walk thru any proposed expansion sites...??

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:58 PM (lCppi)

256 236 >> Summer polls are notoriously incorrect and subject to, at best, really bad response bias. More likely, fake pollsters flood the zone and try to create narratives.

RCP has Democrats winning every senate race except for Florida and Ohio. It’s mind boggling.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 26, 2026 12:54 PM (rkCBr)

=======

Well, when all the polls suddenly "tighten" and move right after September, it'll be treated as a normal effect of people paying attention to politics all of a sudden, that if the election had been held in June that things would have been different.

Almost like summer polling is bullshit on its face if you have the assumption that not enough people are paying attention to politics.

My assumption is that no one gauges polling firms for how accurate their summer polls are, and even some of the polling firms (looking at you, Reuters) who tank their final polls year after year get treated with legitimacy. Because the entire industry is run by grifters and activists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:59 PM (/PKja)

257
The left has advocated exactly *zero* economic policies that would have the effect of lowering the pricing of gasoline, eggs, or housing.

Sure they do - tax the oligarchs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 12:59 PM (Cqx++)

258 >>>as for using his full name, he did a Gay Alpha Male tough-guy act where he ordered non-Muslims to "keep his name out of your mouth," but I don't kneel to Muslims, so fuck him.

Posted by: ace

>It's not likely I want to learn his name. Haji works fine, and he probably hasn't even made the pilgrimage.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 01:00 PM (FR9Sb)

259 There’s a group in the UK who keeps scattering pig bones of every site this cult wants to occupy. Apparently that makes it a no go for them.

Maybe we should invite them here.
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I'd encourage the pre-emptive beginning of ritually doing this at any tract of land that might be big enough for them to use to erect a mosque.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:00 PM (TN0g+)

260 An overgeneralization here, but after watching many many 'debates' between Muslims and Christians, it's pretty clear that Muslims are taught dogmatically, with no ability to question or offer opposing facts. It's pretty amazing some of the stuff they believe and what they ignore, that their leader married a 6 year old girl when he was in his 50s and consummated it when she was 9. so gross.
Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (lCppi)

For the younger ones I think it's ignorance, whether deliberate or enforced, of their own theology, history and customs. For the older ones it's straight-up taqiyya.

Posted by: The Christians know more about Islam than the Muslims at August 26, 2026 01:00 PM (TbWk/)

261 Hong in a landslide!

Posted by: Lies, Damned Lies, and Polls at August 26, 2026 01:00 PM (qUkBO)

262 255 Hosting a pot-bellied pig meet up around a mosque with a walk thru any proposed expansion sites...??

hagia sophia?

Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 01:00 PM (sGtp+)

263 I was once in Kilpisjarvi Finland when I traveled there from Tromso Norway. I went there to say that I'd been in Finland. It reminded me of Northern Sweden

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2026 01:00 PM (affD0)

264 The number of Dems in Michigan who are either going to stay home or cross the aisle for Rogers will be large. al-Sayed ain't winning

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 01:01 PM (TbVRb)

265 An overgeneralization here, but after watching many many 'debates' between Muslims and Christians, it's pretty clear that Muslims are taught dogmatically, with no ability to question or offer opposing facts. It's pretty amazing some of the stuff they believe and what they ignore, that their leader married a 6 year old girl when he was in his 50s and consummated it when she was 9. so gross.
Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (lCppi)
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Unlike Islam, Christianity has been studied by actual scholars and historians for nearly two millennia now. The Bible is perhaps the most amazing compilation of written documents in all of world history.

Under Islam, an oral history was codified into a single document and anyone who challenged its authenticity was told to shut up or they were killed. No actual scholarship was allowed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:01 PM (FZ29D)

266 261 Hong in a landslide!

Posted by: Lies, Damned Lies, and Polls at August 26, 2026 01:00 PM (qUkBO)

========

"The polls in summer are accurate 100% because the final polls in the last election were accurate 60%."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:01 PM (/PKja)

267 our Shell Answer Man

Yes.

Turku.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Salty, thank you. That's what I was thinking of when I answered "Tartu." At least I'm not a total idiot.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

268 The left has advocated exactly *zero* economic policies that would have the effect of lowering the pricing of gasoline, eggs, or housing.

Sure they do - tax the oligarchs.
----

Taxing the oligarchs creates grift for the politicians--not a dollar of it will go towards reducing the price of gasonline, eggs, or housing.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:01 PM (TN0g+)

269 115 what's the term for when you first hear of a word, or a person, or an event, and then in the next week you hear it five more times?
Posted by: ace

My fucking iphone

Posted by: RFAC at August 26, 2026 01:01 PM (sHvnN)

270 243 The vids of the flash floods in Nepal are absolutely insane. Prayers for the people there, including US tourists
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Climate change. That's what killed Dolly, too.

Posted by: Greenie Weenie at August 26, 2026 01:01 PM (JM9I6)

271 Should be interesting. I'm not predicting a Rogers win, but...when major Jewish Michigan donors flip and fundraise for the Republican, something is happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (/PKja)
________

I'm predicting a Rogers win ....

I think Tiffany wins too. Crowley is a better candidate than the Red Guard slutwhore, but he's lazy, unfocused, and practically dropped out of the race before his surprise primary win.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

272 201 Can anyone name a Finnish city other than Helsinki?

Ishpeming. Negaunee.

Posted by: Auspex at August 26, 2026 01:02 PM (Y8DZL)

273 Polls are perception hacking.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 01:02 PM (FHoaH)

274 RCP has Democrats winning every senate race except for Florida and Ohio. It’s mind boggling.
Posted by: Vengeance
=======
RCP averages were fine initially until the Democrats and their associated polling types purposefully degraded them and they do that by giving outlier polls with ridiculous results so that the average of polls (which is not large to begin with) is moved toward the extreme outlier D favoring poll.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

275 Oops. Tartu is in Estonia, not Finland. Sorry.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)


Tomato, tahmahto.

Posted by: Gustavus Adolphus, King of the Swedes and Prince of Poland and Lituania at August 26, 2026 01:02 PM (rbvCR)

276 it's pretty clear that Muslims are taught dogmatically, with no ability to question or offer opposing facts.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (lCppi)


When their basis for all things is the unerring word of God as revealed to Mohamed, it is easy to ignore everything else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:02 PM (k5CNB)

277 203 Maybe he can show us where in Canon Law it commands a Christian to lie and justifies murder.

Cannon law might work better against Muzzies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (l3cgK)

278 It's called Khitan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Now that would have been a comeback. "I have to ask, 'doctor', if you see no difference between circumcision and the complete removal of male genitalia, exactly how much does Khitan take off?"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (vJrRc)

279 264 The number of Dems in Michigan who are either going to stay home or cross the aisle for Rogers will be large. al-Sayed ain't winning

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 01:01 PM (TbVRb)

=======

Black turnout should be down (there seems to be an observable pattern that they don't like the DSA direction in election results, like in NYC mayoral results). Rural white Democrats won't turn out for El-Sayed.

And the common refrain over the past few months in polling vs. end results is a massive miscalculation of the white vote.

Essentially, they're massively oversampling white, educated progressives and undersampling white rurals. Happened in WI and MI both.

And if you want to believe the TX polls, you have to believe that Talarico is going to lose whites by about 15 points when the average loss in the demo for Ds in the state recently is about 40.

The polls this year are...really fucked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (/PKja)

280 Cannon law > canon law

Posted by: allah isn't sending his best at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (P70sw)

281 Yeah he’s gay… obsessed with the ding a lings. Someone get Chuck Berry on the line…

When I was a cute little boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy. Silver bells hanging on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling a ling 🎵

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 01:04 PM (geWO5)

282 Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 12:56 PM (lCppi)

I did some research into Islam and it turned out the answer to most spiritual questions was "Because Allah said so".

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 01:04 PM (2Sv0l)

283 When their basis for all things is the unerring word of God as revealed to Mohamed, it is easy to ignore everything else.
----

That's not dramatically different than the conservative understanding of most Biblical denominations. What we lack is the whole "Kill all of the unbelievers" garage that the moslems follow.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:04 PM (TN0g+)

284
"Don't Though That Overton Window" was a great Dolly tune.

Posted by: Auspex at August 26, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)

285 Cannon law might work better against Muzzies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM


Worked for us.

Posted by: Greece at August 26, 2026 01:04 PM (bFu5X)

286 Can anyone name a Finnish city other than Helsinki?

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)


Duluth.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:05 PM (k5CNB)

287 Fjordburg, Finland. It's a little bitty place.
Posted by: Ned Beatty at August 26, 2026 12:54 PM (7Q0e+)

Well, it's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while

Posted by: Alan Jackson at August 26, 2026 01:05 PM (q2NNn)

288 Uh, "garage" was supposed to be "garbage" in 283.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (TN0g+)

289 Can anyone name a Finnish city other than Helsinki?

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at August 26, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)

Duluth.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:05 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (bFu5X)

290 The polls this year are...really fucked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (/PKja)
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I still think most of them are AI-generated models rather than actual data from voters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (FZ29D)

291 Polls are, still, for Strippers

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (affD0)

292 And if you ask how we know Allah is compassionate, one of the main answers is because the Quran refers to him as Allah the most compassionate.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (2Sv0l)

293 278 It's called Khitan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Now that would have been a comeback. "I have to ask, 'doctor', if you see no difference between circumcision and the complete removal of male genitalia, exactly how much does Khitan take off?"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (vJrRc)

Apparently also called Khitana...
So can you Khitan with a kitana?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (l3cgK)

294 That poor boy who got transed into a girl by Dr. Money got started on that path when a botched circumcision pretty much destroyed his wang.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

295 That's not dramatically different than the conservative understanding of most Biblical denominations.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:04 PM (TN0g+)


It is very different because the muzzies extrapolate those unerring words to absolutely everything in the world.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:07 PM (k5CNB)

296 "The polls in summer are accurate 100% because the final polls in the last election were accurate 60%."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A good friend and co worker was brought in to create a new university poll. He had previously been polling supervisor for the Roper poll in CT. By 2000, AAPOR already knew that polling was essentially becoming broken--the old Random Digit Dialing now produced out of area code respondents (cell phones), response rates kept dropping as telemarketing, junk, and scam calls escalated, and socially acceptable answers made answers suspect from the people they did manage to reach.

State polling was the first to become very unreliable because it becomes very difficult and expensive to actually oversample minorities and keep non response bias to a minimum. National polls are still a bit more reliable than state polling. But the polling community professionals knew the problem was coming even back during Gore v. Bush.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)

297 291 Polls are, still, for Strippers

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (affD0)

a few years ago there was some article here about strippers, with one quoted named Velveeta.
Now, I'd say that's a cheesy name, but I don't count Velveeta as cheese...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:07 PM (l3cgK)

298 but I don't count Velveeta as cheese...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Burn the heretic!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:08 PM (77rzZ)

299 The polls this year are...really fucked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (/PKja)


All the more reason why we should create a poll out of whole cloth, buy a .org url, and go to town.

AOSHQ.org

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:08 PM (k5CNB)

300 And if you ask how we know Allah is compassionate, one of the main answers is because the Quran refers to him as Allah the most compassionate.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (2Sv0l)
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Non-believers are supposed to be offered the option to "revert" to Islam before you chop their heads off. (They believe everyone is born Muslim.)

That sums up Islamic "compassion" right there.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:09 PM (FZ29D)

301 290 The polls this year are...really fucked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (/PKja)
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I still think most of them are AI-generated models rather than actual data from voters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:06 PM (FZ29D)

=======

Some probably are.

Just random crap, generously assuming they're modeled on PVI and assumptions about turnout without any actual interviews with voters.

There are a handful of pollsters that do try, but they're labeled "Republican leaning" and dismissed by people even on our side like Trafalgar or Quantus.. But, trying isn't always succeeding, and they also get things wrong.

And yet, in it all, there remains the reality that if you put out bullshit that isn't an actual poll and say "48/48", you'll mostly likely be inside a reasonable margin of error like you had done something right in most contentious races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:09 PM (/PKja)

302 298 but I don't count Velveeta as cheese...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Burn the heretic!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:08 PM (77rzZ)

AI sez : "Velveeta is technically classified as a "pasteurized prepared cheese product," not real cheese. It is made from ingredients like whey protein concentrate and milk, which gives it a creamy texture"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:09 PM (l3cgK)

303
Benson is openly committed to Michigan vote fraud, hiding counts and instructing clerks to keep 129 year-olds enrolled.

Posted by: Auspex at August 26, 2026 01:09 PM (Y8DZL)

304 The Jews control your penis, don't they.

Posted by: Abdulrahman El-Sayed at August 26, 2026 01:09 PM (wggdZ)

305 With all due respect, did Miss Parton have prominent features of automotive design named after her? Shiny ones, too.

Posted by: Dagmar at August 26, 2026 01:09 PM (JM9I6)

306 That's not to say I don't eat Velveeta...it's just not real cheese.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)

307 Now, I'd say that's a cheesy name, but I don't count Velveeta as cheese...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:07 PM (l3cgK)

***

Velveeta is 40% plastic and .0341% fecal material (well within the legal limit)

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM (affD0)

308 299 All the more reason why we should create a poll out of whole cloth, buy a .org url, and go to town.

AOSHQ.org

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:08 PM (k5CNB)

======

YES!

"John Deaton projected to get 51% of the vote against Ed Markey with 44% in Massachusetts."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM (/PKja)

309 297 291 a few years ago there was some article here about strippers, with one quoted named Velveeta.
Now, I'd say that's a cheesy name, but I don't count Velveeta as cheese...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:07 PM (l3cgK)

H8ER!

It's "cheese food."

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM (odBC9)

310 That's not to say I don't eat Velveeta...it's just not real cheese.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)
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I will defend to the death my enjoyment of Kraft Deluxe Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:11 PM (FZ29D)

311 299 The polls this year are...really fucked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:03 PM (/PKja)

All the more reason why we should create a poll out of whole cloth, buy a .org url, and go to town.

AOSHQ.org

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:08 PM (k5CNB)

Poll: "Do you think Talarico is a cocksucker?"
95% polled said yes...5% said they weren't sure

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:11 PM (l3cgK)

312 With all due respect, did Miss Parton have prominent features of automotive design named after her? Shiny ones, too.
Posted by: Dagmar

Dolly the sheep was named after her because they cloned her from mammary cell.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)

313 303
Benson is openly committed to Michigan vote fraud, hiding counts and instructing clerks to keep 129 year-olds enrolled.

Posted by: Auspex at August 26, 2026 01:09 PM (Y8DZL)

======

She was equally committed in 2024, and the RNC from the outside of the system got Trump elected anyway.

Now, the DOJ is against her.

I wouldn't expect the cheat machine in 2026 to be more effective in the state than it was in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:11 PM (/PKja)

314 AOSHQ.org I'm in

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 01:11 PM (FHoaH)

315 Abdul majored in penises in doctor school! (he is not really a doctor, is he)

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 01:11 PM (g47mK)

316 Given the Baader-Meinhof effect, and the landslide in Nepal, I am going go out on a limb here, and predict that ,over the course of the next few weeks, we are going see numerous reports of landslides in the media. Which is, of course, the Bus Plunge effect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 01:12 PM (1z8ji)

317 Michigan is hard to model as there is no partisan voter registration and they have open primaries.

But history would indicate that the Donk, whoever they are, has both an on the ground advantage and a institutional advantage as the donks control all of the levers of the institutions and system.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 01:12 PM (XV/Pl)

318 I don't see a queen here. Just a Muslim dude who has spent a *lifetime* bringing it up as a weird, incongruous talking point whenever anyone brings up FGM.

Back when feminists weren't yet formal allies of Islam, conservatives could make women blush and feel a bit ashamed by bringing up that little blessing of liberty when they were cheerleadering for dusky desert interlopers.

Muslims would always shriek that it's no different than male circumcision and we're hypocrites, and hypocrisy is really the worst thing, more than FGM.

This is just that, but new.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 01:12 PM (BI5O2)

319 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM (/PKja)

We would need the tabs, but faking numbers with AI is easy. That's what it does anyway.

Michigan and Texas would be two great places to start.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:12 PM (k5CNB)

320 YES!

"John Deaton projected to get 51% of the vote against Ed Markey with 44% in Massachusetts."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM


Now that would make heads explode.

I love it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 01:12 PM (bFu5X)

321 309 297 291 I don't count Velveeta as cheese...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 01:07 PM (l3cgK)

H8ER!

It's "cheese food."
Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM (odBC9)

310 I will defend to the death my enjoyment of Kraft Deluxe Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:11 PM (FZ29D)

YAY!

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 01:12 PM (odBC9)

322 Velveeta is 40% plastic and .0341% fecal material (well within the legal limit)
Posted by: Truck Monkey

So, 40% dinosaur bones. Rad

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 26, 2026 01:13 PM (Fv808)

323 319 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:10 PM (/PKja)

We would need the tabs, but faking numbers with AI is easy. That's what it does anyway.

Michigan and Texas would be two great places to start.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 01:12 PM (k5CNB)

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Democrats thrive in this because they keep Blexas hope alive despite years of evidence that it's not happening.

People thrive on the hope of the impossible.

"GOP is within range in Massachusetts!" would be our version of "Talarico is going to do better than Allred."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:13 PM (/PKja)

324 Interesting that we mourn Tim Curry in a thread about sexual confusion and surgical addadicktomes and rotyercockoffs.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2026 01:13 PM (he2p7)

325 Author @_KarenHao really messed up the discourse by publishing misinformation that over-reported data center water by 100,000% in her book

Kommie Karen is AssHao

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 01:13 PM (/+uur)

326 Dolly the sheep was named after her because they cloned her from mammary cell.
Posted by: Bulg

As always Bulg, thanks for the mammaries.

Posted by: Lester Townes Hope at August 26, 2026 01:13 PM (JM9I6)

327 PS Life Cycle of Data Center water cooling is 10 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 01:14 PM (/+uur)

328 Interesting that we mourn Tim Curry...
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I don't--he was just another whack leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:15 PM (TN0g+)

329 >>>The Jews control your penis, don't they.

Posted by: Abdulrahman El-Sayed

>I've tried raping and killing the women and children of Gaza, but the mossad have a tractor beam on my penis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 01:15 PM (FR9Sb)

330 AOSHQ.org I'm in
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 01:11 PM


Not so much push polling as throatpunch polling.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 01:15 PM (bFu5X)

331 Speaking of Tim Curry, MHRIP, Rocky Horror Picture show was the number three film in 1975, behind OFOTCCN and Star Wars.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 01:15 PM (XV/Pl)

332 With all due respect, did Miss Parton have prominent features of automotive design named after her? Shiny ones, too.
Posted by: Dagmar at August 26, 2026 01:09 PM (JM9I6)

Well, Honey, you were in the right place at the right time. If they had built the '55 Cadillac in 1975, they'd have been called "Dollys".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 01:15 PM (1z8ji)

333 Who'd think Jesse Watters could take down the doctor of Taqqiya with talk of circumcision vs mutilation. A doctor should know the difference.

Began medical school in MI. A brief break to go to Oxford on a Rhode's scholarship. Then Columbia for MD. DEI in the works, bro. He never got his residency, obtained a medical license or practiced as a doctor.

His focus was on public health with the Detroit Health Dept. and policy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 01:15 PM (hzuYO)

334 And again, unintended funny juxtaposition: My sister beat a flasher unconscious with a block of Velveeta in a grocery store parking lot.

The cop that stopped it (actually, he waited until Sis got tired) said to her "Hon, I think he's had enough."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2026 01:16 PM (he2p7)

335 As always Bulg, thanks for the mammaries.
Posted by: Lester Townes Hope

Apparently, Bob Hope was quite the ladies' man. Saw quite a few mammaries.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

336 OFOTCCN?

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 01:17 PM (Oy/m2)

337 RMBS, this could be really great.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 01:17 PM (FHoaH)

338 peaking of Tim Curry, MHRIP, Rocky Horror Picture show was the number three film in 1975, behind OFOTCCN and Star Wars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 01:15 PM (XV/Pl)
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That's a neat trick, since Star Wars didn't come out until 1977...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:17 PM (FZ29D)

339 I think the media was a little disappointed that Trump's pick of Graham's sister came through....Saw headlines yesterday saying Trump's rep was on the line on his clout in picking Candidates

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 01:17 PM (+gK6I)

340 Abdulrahman El-Sayed Durka Durka Jihad Mohammed is connected to Medicare Fraud in Michigan. I think more will come to light as we get closer to November.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2026 01:18 PM (affD0)

341 @338

>>That's a neat trick, since Star Wars didn't come out until 1977...

Ooops, I meant Jaws.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 01:18 PM (XV/Pl)

342 339 I think the media was a little disappointed that Trump's pick of Graham's sister came through....Saw headlines yesterday saying Trump's rep was on the line on his clout in picking Candidates

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 01:17 PM (+gK6I)

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I suspect the more important example was Trump's pick winning the OK GOP gubernatorial primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:18 PM (/PKja)

343 OFOTCCN?
Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 01:17 PM


One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 01:18 PM (bFu5X)

344 How do you knock a guy out with Velveeta, unless it's frozen (is that even possible)?

She either gave it to him like Nolan Ryan, or he was in real bad shape to begin with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 01:18 PM (BI5O2)

345 Tim Curry, the “Rocky Horror Picture Show,” “It” and “Annie” actor, has died. He was 80.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 01:18 PM (/+uur)

346 I remember babysitting for my brother when I was a teenager and cleaning out a whole pack of Velveeta from his fridge.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)

347
343 OFOTCCN?
Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 01:17 PM

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 01:18 PM (bFu5X)

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False.

Only Feral Octogenarians Threw Canned Corn Northwards.

It won all the major awards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:19 PM (/PKja)

348 RIP, Tim Curry.

I hope you now feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 01:19 PM (wggdZ)

349 334 And again, unintended funny juxtaposition: My sister beat a flasher unconscious with a block of Velveeta in a grocery store parking lot.

The cop that stopped it (actually, he waited until Sis got tired) said to her "Hon, I think he's had enough."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2026 01:16 PM (he2p7)

You go, SisOfTonypete!

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 01:19 PM (odBC9)

350 I loved Tim Curry in Clue and in Muppet Treasure Island. His performance in the latter is hilarious. It's like he decided to become a Muppet.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:19 PM (mkw2N)

351 350 I loved Tim Curry in Clue and in Muppet Treasure Island. His performance in the latter is hilarious. It's like he decided to become a Muppet.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:19 PM (mkw2N)

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He only had one number, and he wasn't going to waste it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:20 PM (/PKja)

352 Hes just a sweet travestite.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 01:20 PM (/+uur)

353 The top 10 for 1975 is pretty wide ranging..

Jaws, One Flew..., RHPS, Shampoo, Dog Day Afternoon, Return of The Pink Panther, Funny Lady, The Other Side of The Mountain and Tommy.

Pretty eclectic mix of films.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 01:20 PM (XV/Pl)

354 False.

Only Feral Octogenarians Threw Canned Corn Northwards.

It won all the major awards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hitchcock's last film. It was great.

Probably the best performance of Hackman's career.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)

355 I loved Tim Curry in Clue and in Muppet Treasure Island. His performance in the latter is hilarious. It's like he decided to become a Muppet.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:19 PM (mkw2N)
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He's the kind of actor that threw himself into every role 100%, no matter how silly or ridiculous is might have seemed at the time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 01:21 PM (FZ29D)

356 Wasn't that cheezy remake of King Kong also in '76?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

357 Shrug

Posted by: 99.8% of Michigan Democrats at August 26, 2026 01:22 PM (vSneF)

358 False.

Only Feral Octogenarians Threw Canned Corn Northwards.

It won all the major awards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 01:19 PM


I think you just made that one up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 01:23 PM (bFu5X)

359 I suspect the more important example was Trump's pick winning the OK GOP gubernatorial primary.
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That was WAY more important, and WAY closer than it should have been.

I'm sure some of the GOPe/RINOs that still have clout in our state drop in here from time to time. Feel free to remind them just how completely INCOMPETENT, IMBECILIC, & IMPOTENT most of them are to run a state where ALL SEVENTY-SEVEN (77) COUNTIES went for Trump less than 2 years ago and yet all they could manage was a 50% pass rate on 2 state questions while fielding Governor runoff between a Never-Trumper and a mess of a candidate that at times resembles Sleepy Joe despite being 15 years younger.

In short, Oklahoma's GOP officials SUCK, and should resign enmass.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:23 PM (TN0g+)

360 noodness

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 01:23 PM (odBC9)

361 > I don't--he was just another whack leftist.

Was he? I know he said gracious things about the audience of Rocky Horror Picture Show. But I can't find anything about him being overtly political. Mostly the opposite. He was private about his views and his personal life. But I didn't search hard.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 01:23 PM (mkw2N)

362 "How do you knock a guy out with Velveeta"

Seems like he could have blocked it.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 01:23 PM (MWfyi)

363 I guess I could see a very hard overhand throw with a brick of velveeta, right to the temple, taking a guy down. Maybe my brothers and I can try it on each other. We'll film it for YT and see if we go viral.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)

364 Government cheese is every bit like velveeta. Unless they pour it into the cellophane, you can't slice it. Works great for nachos and mac and cheese.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 01:24 PM (FR9Sb)

365 Tony...bravo to your sister and her block of Velveta!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 01:24 PM (hzuYO)

366 False.

Only Feral Octogenarians Threw Canned Corn Northwards.

It won all the major awards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hitchcock's last film. It was great.

Probably the best performance of Hackman's career.
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I was really young when that came out, but even then I could sense that this one was important.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 01:25 PM (TN0g+)

367 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed is really touchy about his name.

tinyurl.com/AME-Sayed

Posted by: Onomastically Speaking at August 26, 2026 01:26 PM (dxY88)

368 Probably the best performance of Hackman's career.
Posted by: Bulg

I might have picked "The Conversation" and the "Enemy of the State" sorta-sequel.

Posted by: Auspex at August 26, 2026 01:29 PM (Y8DZL)

369 I am also a proud circumcised American.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 26, 2026 03:23 PM (zMzlR)

370 Mike Rodgers is a 3 to 2 underdog in Michigan. The Trump/Canada trade ear will hurt him
His allies have asked AIPAC not to post any ads supporting him

Posted by: Paul at August 26, 2026 04:48 PM (w54sG)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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An Atypical Breach

Data breaches are so common that most of the time, they become background noise. This is for a variety of reasons including the frequency of breaches and the lack of any meaningful liability when they occur, but also because of why breaches happen and how they usually go. Breaches usually take one of two forms: smash-and-grab jobs for information which is then sold on to various nefarious operators or used privately by industrial or national rivals, and extortion jobs where data or systems are held hostage in exchange for money (or crypto, or whatever).

What is unusual is for a data breach to be executed specifically to harm the target for what might be described as illegal "activism." There was such a breach recently and it is directed widely at an industry. The breach was in essence a hostage/ransom job, but the demand is industrial change. The specific targets of this breach were Take-Two Interactive and its subsidiary Rock Star Games. They are known for "Triple-A" games - major, expensive video games from major studios - and especially for the "Grand Theft Auto" game series.

In this breach, an outfit calling itself "Cyberleek" apparently targeted Take-Two and Rock Star and allegedly stole a playable version of the upcoming "Grand Theft Auto VI" game, which has been in development since 2018 and which is scheduled for release in November of this year. The method used for the alleged breach - hacking, insider leaking, etc. - is unknown. After the breach, Cyberleek started publishing various assets it claims are from the game, including maps, scenes, pre-rendered clips and, importantly, actual gameplay footage from an apparently recent pre-release build. Cyberleek continues to escalate with more leaks, more spoilers, its own memecoin and various calls to action.

For its part, the targeted companies have not confirmed the veracity of the leaks or commented publicly about the alleged breach, but they did issue DMCA takedown notices for the footage and have indicated that they are pursuing subpoenas against service providers like Microsoft and Discord in an effort to identify who Cyberleek is (or are) and to try to contain the leaks. Both of those would be unusual moves if the leaked assets were fake. That, combined with reports that the company is scrambling, indicate that what has been leaked is likely accurate.

What makes this breach notable is that the demands are not for anything of monetary value, they are for a change in industrial and marketing behavior. Cyberleek's demands amount to, "stop pre-orders without physical media, eliminate pay-to-unlock functions of a game that are delivered with the core game content but paywalled unless the customer pays more, and ensure playability of games in single-player mode when your servers go dark." The threat is explicit: do these things, or the leaks will continue and will continue to erode the value of the product.

These demands - particularly the final demand, involving offline playability - are not out of left field in the video game industry. Players tend to hate being nickled-and-dimed after shelling out for a game, and the problem of paid-for games going poof if the company fails or just shuts down its servers a few years down the line has led to a growing activist movement as it becomes more common. The main group associated with that activism has condemned the leaks and attempted hostage-taking, but the problem - and displeasure with the state of affairs - is not exactly new. Cyberleek's actions, however, mark an escalation.

What makes this incident interesting is that it is a major example - perhaps the major example - of the use of cyber espionage tactics for non-political and non-financial purposes. These activities are usually about money (extortion), industrial advantage (stealing trade secrets), national advantage (intelligence activity) or political rebellion. It is not unknown for cyber espionage to be used for other purposes, but using it publicly in an attempt to degrade the value of a product in order to force industrial change is atypical.

It is extremely unlikely that Take-Two and Rock Star will satisfy Cyberleek's demands, and I doubt that the value of "Grand Theft Auto VI" will erode enough to matter if this continues. When Cyberleek gets caught or when the game releases (whichever happens first), the press - and likely much of the industry - will move on and forget about this incident.

The important part of this story isn't the specific players or purposes, but the use of these tactics in a modified way for an atypical purpose. Depending on how it goes, it may be a historical marker in the continuing evolution and expansion of the weaponization of data.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 11:00 AM (bFu5X)

2 1st est

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2026 11:00 AM (PMi3m)

3 Dang

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (PMi3m)

4 Nooded

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (PMi3m)

5 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (bFu5X)

6 1!

Posted by: Probably Still True Today1 at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (JM9I6)

7 It is extremely unlikely that Take-Two and Rock Star will satisfy Cyberleek's demands, and I doubt that the value of "Grand Theft Auto VI" will erode enough to matter if this continues. When Cyberleek gets caught or when the game releases (whichever happens first), the press - and likely much of the industry - will move on and forget about this incident.

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I mean, yeah.

The game is going to make billions of dollars in the first week.

And the leakers are risking jail time in terms of decades.

The risk/reward is just wrong.

Still, an interesting case.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:03 AM (/PKja)

8 I guess everyone needs a cause - a reason to get up in the morning. Cyberleek appears to have found his.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)

9 1st?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 26, 2026 11:05 AM (JNTt1)

10 The leeks will continue until morel improves.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 11:05 AM (bFu5X)

11 Funny you should mention data breaches:

https://t.co/XELOdppoxA

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 11:06 AM (y1wyK)

12 We're in a prolonged Judgement Day that will continue until 2033 and you people are playing retarded video games?

Posted by: Grow Up, Put On Pants! at August 26, 2026 11:07 AM (JM9I6)

13 The leeks will continue until morel improves.

The puns are not going to happen today. They simply shallot.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

14 10 The leeks will continue until morel improves.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I took a leek in the produce section at Food Lion, now I'm trespassed from there.

Posted by: Randy Senior Citizen at August 26, 2026 11:09 AM (JM9I6)

15 Pay to win and pay to advance suck as a business model, because it attempts to coercively extract more money for de minimis newly added "content" - not unlike the hostage situation Rockstar is facing - while it has the capacity reduce the entertainment value of the original product that you once shelled out for.

I am all for paying for newly added content such as DLC packs and the like. But when it becomes pay or lose or pay or lose access, I lose interest and lose sympathy for the companies that perpetrate such smarmy tactics that treat the customer like an ATM machine.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 11:10 AM (dK+Kv)

16 of the use of cyber espionage tactics for non-political and non-financial purposes.
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Maybe you mean expressly so, but EVERYTHING is financial and political.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:11 AM (2Sv0l)

17 When Cyberleek gets caught or when the game releases (whichever happens first), the press - and likely much of the industry - will move on and forget about this incident.

You're assuming he'll be caught, and I think you're correct. I hope the thought of what he did will keep him warm as Bubba snuggles up to him.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

18 Honestly, I'm cheering for injuries on all sides of this.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:12 AM (BpO1e)

19 Theft, extortion and coercion are great things - until they happen to you.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:12 AM (2Sv0l)

20 The hackers saw how environmental terrorists have gotten away with their horseshit for so long, they figured "hey, we can do this too."

It's why giving in and submitting to absurd demands never ends well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 11:12 AM (2Cry5)

21 With every data breach I get angrier that we have been nudge, nudge, nudged into doing so much electronically.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:15 AM (X8xt3)

22 Well, at least they didn't Luigi Mangione a Rock Star executive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 11:16 AM (ndZc7)

23 It's all becoming too much to contemplate. Maybe that's the purpose. I don't know anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 26, 2026 11:17 AM (g8Ew8)

24 >>>The puns are not going to happen today. They simply shallot.

Posted by: Archimedes

>You're pushing the envelope, you chive turkey.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 11:17 AM (FR9Sb)

25 One of my students in class yesterday brought up the larger issue about companies now actively denying purchasers physical media.

The models are going to be entirely subscription based in the future, meaning YOU DON'T OWN YOUR PURCHASES.

This is true for video games, but also applies to other media such as streaming movies and also books.

You are granted permission to access the materials, which can be revoked at any time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:17 AM (FZ29D)

26 It's why giving in and submitting to absurd demands never ends well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 11:12 AM (2Cry5)

I remember when Palin made a comment about Obama (pre-PDT) in 2008 when the vile Left really loved doing swan dives on to their fainting couch.

The View came out and said she was mean and needed to apologize. So she essentially did and said she remembered a time when people could take a joke or something. Anyway once the apology was made, what did the Left do the next day? Did they congratulate her for owning up? Develop a strange new respect for her? Say they were satisfied she was not just heartless and mean but actually had a soul?

Nope. They came out and said she was weak.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:17 AM (2Sv0l)

27 25 You are granted permission to access the materials, which can be revoked at any time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:17 AM (FZ29D)

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Microsoft shut down its entire ebook system a few years ago, and everyone who had purchased on the platform lost everything. No recourse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:19 AM (/PKja)

28 >> Cyberleek's demands amount to, "stop pre-orders without physical media, eliminate pay-to-unlock functions of a game that are delivered with the core game content but paywalled unless the customer pays more, and ensure playability of games in single-player mode when your servers go dark." The threat is explicit: do these things, or the leaks will continue and will continue to erode the value of the product.


Heh. Can't say I disagree with them.
So sick of being "subscriptioned" to death.

I want to own what is mine, not lease it with extensive TOS essentially allowing the company to retain all rights and power over it, while no doubt datamining all my usage of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:19 AM (X8xt3)

29 One of my students in class yesterday brought up the larger issue about companies now actively denying purchasers physical media.

The models are going to be entirely subscription based in the future, meaning YOU DON'T OWN YOUR PURCHASES.

This is true for video games, but also applies to other media such as streaming movies and also books.

You are granted permission to access the materials, which can be revoked at any time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:17 AM (FZ29D)
==
That is why there is value in physical ownership of the media you consume - whether that is in digital format you actually own - not a streaming subscription - or actual physical possession of the book, album or CD.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 26, 2026 11:21 AM (7/DDO)

30 The way I see it, these rap-scallions who play GTA like to smoke weed and just burn the clock.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 11:21 AM (FR9Sb)

31 Nope. They came out and said she was weak.
Posted by: ...


That is why I will never apologize to a liberal ever again. The only thing that does is encourage their shitty behavior.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:21 AM (BpO1e)

32 NR Pax, same.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)

33 >>One of my students in class yesterday brought up the larger issue about companies now actively denying purchasers physical media.

The models are going to be entirely subscription based in the future, meaning YOU DON'T OWN YOUR PURCHASES.

This is true for video games, but also applies to other media such as streaming movies and also books.
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How about cars? They make parts of new cars subscription-based, retain monitoring capabilities, etc. Or equipment w/no right to repair - do you really own it if the seller retains power of what you can do with it?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:21 AM (X8xt3)

34 Heh. Can't say I disagree with them.
So sick of being "subscriptioned" to death.

I want to own what is mine, not lease it with extensive TOS essentially allowing the company to retain all rights and power over it, while no doubt datamining all my usage of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:19 AM (X8xt3)

If people won't vote with their feet it's not gonna change. You are not gonna change an entire industry via physical extortion.

The best way to do that is to astroturf a bunch of soulless mental patients to shame them, pay the press to be against them, and seed every single company with like-minded terrorists who can push from within.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:23 AM (2Sv0l)

35 >>The models are going to be entirely subscription based in the future, meaning YOU DON'T OWN YOUR PURCHASES.



Also means they can spy on how you use it.
You lose not just ownership, but privacy.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:24 AM (X8xt3)

36 Game companies are often asshole but at least Rock Star puts out a good product.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 11:24 AM (ndZc7)

37 I didn’t get the gaming thing. I really don’t.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 11:24 AM (77rzZ)

38 34
If people won't vote with their feet it's not gonna change. You are not gonna change an entire industry via physical extortion.

The best way to do that is to astroturf a bunch of soulless mental patients to shame them, pay the press to be against them, and seed every single company with like-minded terrorists who can push from within.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:23 AM (2Sv0l)

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The video game market long, long ago embraced no physical media, to be honest.

The vast majority of game purchases are online only downloads without physical media. The Steam storefront is one of the biggest gaming storefronts in the world, and it doesn't sell a single disc or USB drive with a game on it.

It's okay for indie developers to do it, in the gaming world's mind, but not for a AAA developer to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:24 AM (/PKja)

39 You are granted permission to access the materials, which can be revoked at any time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:17 AM (FZ29D)
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That is why there is value in physical ownership of the media you consume - whether that is in digital format you actually own - not a streaming subscription - or actual physical possession of the book, album or CD.


I believe this is a situation similar to data centers. Pretty soon now, they're going to be made to understand that this behavior will not continue, or legislation will be passed forbidding it. At this point, all they're doing is alienating their customer base for a minor increment in short term profit.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

40 "What makes this breach notable is that the demands are not for anything of monetary value, they are for a change in industrial and marketing behavior."

I don't believe that. They of course want money. Nobody risks criminal prosecution for a change in marketing behavior. That might be the cover story, but what they really want is cold hard cash.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 11:25 AM (iFTx/)

41 Also means they can spy on how you use it.
You lose not just ownership, but privacy.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:24 AM (X8xt3)
___

Reason #468504847321 why I refuse to connect my gas stove/oven to my wifi.

It's a Whirlpool, so there's that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 11:25 AM (7wWQR)

42 Also means they can spy on how you use it.

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Well, as long as they don't point and laugh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 11:26 AM (ndZc7)

43 What they're doing by taking away physical media is taking away the proof that something exists. If it's all digital, it all exists via the whims of a chosen few. And can be changed or eliminated at will.

Forget Fahrenheit 451. Now neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor dark of night will keep them from pressing that button.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:26 AM (2Sv0l)

44 "...but what they really want is cold hard cash."

Twenty bucks. Same as online.

Posted by: Obligatory at August 26, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)

45 Progressive “men” are fucking drama queens. And that’s the straight ones.

Jeebus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:27 AM (W2Pud)

46 And this is why I do business with GOG. You get the installer and you keep what you buy.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:28 AM (BpO1e)

47 What makes this breach notable is that the demands are not for anything of monetary value, they are for a change in industrial and marketing behavior. Cyberleek's demands amount to, "stop pre-orders without physical media, eliminate pay-to-unlock functions of a game that are delivered with the core game content but paywalled unless the customer pays more, and ensure playability of games in single-player mode when your servers go dark." The threat is explicit: do these things, or the leaks will continue and will continue to erode the value of the product.

I am remarkably OK with this. Finally someone strikes back against enshittification

Posted by: Brought it on themselves at August 26, 2026 11:28 AM (TbWk/)

48 All my appliances are dumb and they're staying that way.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 11:28 AM (R5BEI)

49 Inside jobs.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2026 11:29 AM (i14TE)

50 Progressive “men” are fucking drama queens. And that’s the straight ones.

Jeebus.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 11:27 AM


Yeah...both of those guys are asshoe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 11:29 AM (bFu5X)

51 One of my students in class yesterday brought up the larger issue about companies now actively denying purchasers physical media.

The models are going to be entirely subscription based in the future, meaning YOU DON'T OWN YOUR PURCHASES.

This is true for video games, but also applies to other media such as streaming movies and also books.
- - - -

How about cars? They make parts of new cars subscription-based, retain monitoring capabilities, etc. Or equipment w/no right to repair - do you really own it if the seller retains power of what you can do with it?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:21 AM (X8xt3)
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The ownership versus license model does not depend on whether you are given a physical storage medium to hold the product. Almost all software -- including software on physical disks -- has been licensed property for decades. You do not own the software. You merely bought the right to use it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

52 US Navy preps for port call: Thailand

https://tinyurl.com/9v5zk3b2

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:30 AM (ZxPkt)

53 California man arrested after parking guillotine he drove across the nation in front of Capitol and Supreme Court

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Hey! It was open carry!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)

54 Medical treatment will soon include in-app purchases.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 26, 2026 11:31 AM (2ap+5)

55 Video games are such a huge waste of one's time, money and resources.

But until mom makes me move out, it's what I do.

Ma! The meatloaf!

Posted by: 40 year old man child at August 26, 2026 11:31 AM (xFvo2)

56
46 And this is why I do business with GOG. You get the installer and you keep what you buy.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:28 AM (BpO1e)

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GOG ain't bad.

But it's library of DLC and updates is never quite the best. Still, solid library of a stronger promise of longer ownership.

It's still a digital download, though. License issues still apply if you don't keep the installers offline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:31 AM (/PKja)

57 >>The important part of this story isn't the specific players or purposes, but the use of these tactics in a modified way for an atypical purpose. Depending on how it goes, it may be a historical marker in the continuing evolution and expansion of the weaponization of data.


Maybe will just make a point about gaming business.
I am reminded of the Gamestop stock purchase thing a few years back. where small investors fought back against how Wall Street profits bigtime by putting longstanding national chains out of business*.


*A lot more complicated than that, obviously.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:31 AM (X8xt3)

58 Take Two and Rock Star are sending goons out to intimidate people they 'think' might have a connection to Cyberleek.

How dystopian cyberpunk zaibatsu behavior.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 11:32 AM (7gwL+)

59 55 Video games are such a huge waste of one's time, money and resources.

But until mom makes me move out, it's what I do.

Ma! The meatloaf!

Posted by: 40 year old man child at August 26, 2026 11:31 AM (xFvo2)

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People are having fun the wrong way. The only true outlet for a man is to live in the woods alone, killing all his food with his bare hands, and spending his brief leisure time reading Marcus Aurelius.

Anything less is just childishness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:32 AM (/PKja)

60 US Navy preps for port call: Thailand

https://tinyurl.com/9v5zk3b2
Posted by: Don Black
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Among other things the chain of command will have to stock up on.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 11:32 AM (7wWQR)

61 >>Progressive “men” are fucking drama queens.

Who are they supposed to fuck?

Posted by: one hour sober at August 26, 2026 11:33 AM (J4Dwc)

62 With every data breach I get angrier that we have been nudge, nudge, nudged into doing so much electronically.
Posted by: Lizzy


But it's not intentional! Heck, we couldn't have designed a better system for data breaches if we tried.

Posted by: The System at August 26, 2026 11:33 AM (i14TE)

63 It's okay for indie developers to do it, in the gaming world's mind, but not for a AAA developer to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:24 AM (/PKja)

Sounds about right.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:33 AM (2Sv0l)

64 52 US Navy preps for port call: Thailand

https://tinyurl.com/9v5zk3b2
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:30 AM

At an Air Force base.

Posted by: Hunh at August 26, 2026 11:33 AM (2Ez/1)

65
People are having fun the wrong way. The only true outlet for a man is to live in the woods alone, killing all his food with his bare hands, and spending his brief leisure time reading Marcus Aurelius.


Marcus Aurelius was a p***y.

Posted by: Xenephon at August 26, 2026 11:34 AM (Riz8t)

66 Reagan judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows

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There's never a Guillotine around when you need one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 11:35 AM (ndZc7)

67 It won't change because too many people with money don't want it to change, and people simply will not vote with their feet.

For example we could have EASILY defeated "mask mandates" with a pure lack of participation. No terrorism or law breaking needed. But we couldn't even do that.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:35 AM (2Sv0l)

68 Don Black

Funny.

Going off the brow to liberty in Thailand, you can bet there is a large box of condoms to be handed out for all sailors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 11:35 AM (u82oZ)

69 US Navy preps for port call: Thailand

https://tinyurl.com/9v5zk3b2
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:30 AM

At an Air Force base.
Posted by: Hunh


Navy is gonna F something.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 11:35 AM (rC565)

70 The ownership versus license model does not depend on whether you are given a physical storage medium to hold the product. Almost all software -- including software on physical disks -- has been licensed property for decades. You do not own the software. You merely bought the right to use it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

Except that physical media can't just be taken from you at the drop of a hat. There's a huge difference between physical media and streaming/cloud only in that regard. That game or album or movie you paid for - sorry, we deleted them all. No, you don't get a refund or any recourse whatsoever.

Posted by: A distinction with a substantive difference at August 26, 2026 11:36 AM (TbWk/)

71 The ownership versus license model does not depend on whether you are given a physical storage medium to hold the product. Almost all software -- including software on physical disks -- has been licensed property for decades. You do not own the software. You merely bought the right to use it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 11:29 AM (iFTx/)
==
This true of course, and you typically received a code to activate it. So far the only issue in most cases has been we are no longer going to support that version and so when the inevitable crash occurs you just won't be able to use it unless you really know how the guts of stuff works, which is true. I think some people also forget that when you download a song from a streaming service to your phone or computer, that service can still cut off your access to it, as opposed to purchasing a digital copy, which you can off load and store in whatever way you wish.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 26, 2026 11:36 AM (7/DDO)

72 People are having fun the wrong way. The only true outlet for a man is to live in the woods alone, killing all his food with his bare hands, and spending his brief leisure time reading Marcus Aurelius.


Sounds like my weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 11:36 AM (rC565)

73 Cyberleek to Rock Star: "You say we don't own the game? Then you don't either."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 11:36 AM (7gwL+)

74 Take Two and Rock Star are sending goons out to intimidate people they 'think' might have a connection to Cyberleek.

How dystopian cyberpunk zaibatsu behavior.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 11:32 AM (7gwL+)
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A few years ago Wizards of the Coast hired Pinkerton detectives to go intimidate someone who acquired an early release of Magic: The Gathering cards by accident and showed them off on his YouTube channel. They really got into his face, practically threatening physical violence if he didn't hand over the cards THAT HE BOUGHT LEGALLY.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:37 AM (FZ29D)

75 The models are going to be entirely subscription based in the future, meaning YOU DON'T OWN YOUR PURCHASES.

This is true for video games, but also applies to other media such as streaming movies and also books.
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It's a 90/10 issue eliminating this practice.

Copyright owner stealth edits, adding or deleting from a movie or book you digitally own?
They have to refund your purchase plus taxes--inflation adjusted.
Or let you keep the original.
Or lose their copyright.
Attorney's fees are mandatory at twice the local, average rate, against the copyright holder if suit is required to enforce.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 11:37 AM (3cUTc)

76 Reagan judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows
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There's never a Guillotine around when you need one.


Why? I don't need someone else telling me what I can and can't watch.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

77 With every data breach I get angrier that we have been nudge, nudge, nudged into doing so much electronically.
Posted by: Lizzy

Rmeember Obamascare. That was a huge part.

Digital records.

Why? Probably because they knew they would need it to train AI. Think of all the material enforced digital records gave that.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:37 AM (2Sv0l)

78 >Going off the brow to liberty in Thailand, you can bet there is a large box of condoms to be handed out for all sailors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I just hope those nice boys don't get waylaid on their way to the USO to play bingo!

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:37 AM (ZxPkt)

79 This is one of those mornings where a second cup of coffee is needed whilst I play NukeMap.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 11:37 AM (2WIwB)

80 Of course, the GTA experts ruling the cyberspace think they can drive that way in meatspace, and end up fucking dead in the barrow pit. Culling the herd with Darwin award winners.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 11:38 AM (FR9Sb)

81 OT: Tim Curry is dead.

One of the best actors ever...1st Dolly, now Tim...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 26, 2026 11:38 AM (tOcjL)

82 Also, Republicans can make huge gains in the culture wars by bringing monopoly and tax evasion suits against the major media/entertainment companies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 11:39 AM (3cUTc)

83
I just hope those nice boys don't get waylaid on their way to the USO to play bingo!
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:37 AM (ZxPkt)

I thought the whole point of shore leave was to get way laid.

Posted by: Then again I was never a sailor at August 26, 2026 11:39 AM (TbWk/)

84 Heh. Liberty call. There was a USN recruiting commercial, no doubt mom and Dad approved that showed young clean cut Sailors in their whites cheerfully walking down to the pier. It did not show their return, often accompanied by Shore Patrol, at 0330. Fast forward, not showing Captain's Mast.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 11:39 AM (gm9Sb)

85 It's still a digital download, though. License issues still apply if you don't keep the installers offline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


That's just an extra step and it's more than we get with other companies.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:40 AM (BpO1e)

86 Dr. Frankenfurther is dead?!?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 11:40 AM (7gwL+)

87 >>OT: Tim Curry is dead.

One of the best actors ever...1st Dolly, now Tim...



*note to self: Rewatch "Clue" and "9 to 5"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:40 AM (X8xt3)

88 I do not begrudge others playing vidya games. Younger son has been playing GuildWars forever. I am just glad I never got into it. I have enough time-suck activities with movies and books.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 11:41 AM (PSEDc)

89 85 It's still a digital download, though. License issues still apply if you don't keep the installers offline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's just an extra step and it's more than we get with other companies.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:40 AM (BpO1e)

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It also requires local storage.

It's honestly a good system, especially since they update the older games to be friendlier with modern systems.

But it still does require more from the consumer than just buying things through the GOG platform.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:41 AM (/PKja)

90 OT: Tim Curry is dead.

One of the best actors ever...1st Dolly, now Tim...
Posted by: Nova Local


Rule of 3's.

It's a good week to be a nobody.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 11:41 AM (VHUov)

91 It won't change because too many people with money don't want it to change, and people simply will not vote with their feet.

For example we could have EASILY defeated "mask mandates" with a pure lack of participation. No terrorism or law breaking needed. But we couldn't even do that.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:35 AM (2Sv0l)
==
I would argue in some ways this did happen, but not in the big urban centers where force could be applied on people. But in smaller areas mask mandates were being ignored by the summer, and anyone trying the shame game didn't enjoy the response they received. Was it as quick as we would have liked? No, but it did start and I would argue there were a few politicians whose careers were ended because they didn't notice the ground shifting under their feet.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 26, 2026 11:42 AM (7/DDO)

92 90 Rule of 3's.

It's a good week to be a nobody.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 11:41 AM (VHUov)

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"Nobodies die by the millions, and no one will throw them a funeral."
-Stalin

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:42 AM (/PKja)

93 Legend and Hunt for Red October

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 11:42 AM (7gwL+)

94 Dr. Frankenfurther is dead?!?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 11:40 AM (7gwL+)
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Transexual Transylvania has lowered its flag (made from fishnet stockings) to half-mast.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:42 AM (FZ29D)

95 Tim Curry is dead.

Now is MY TIME!!!

Posted by: Tim Tikka Masala at August 26, 2026 11:42 AM (TbWk/)

96 I do not begrudge others playing vidya games. Younger son has been playing GuildWars forever. I am just glad I never got into it. I have enough time-suck activities with movies and books.

I just finished watching The Man in the High Castle (HBO series) and now I've picked up the Philip K. Dick book on which it's based. I'm curious to see how closely they followed the book, since Ridley Scott in Bladerunner followed Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep almost not at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

97 almost 100...

What works on AI Spam and Scam Calls...

https://youtu.be/lk3jCuITwcE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 11:44 AM (l3cgK)

98 88 I do not begrudge others playing vidya games. Younger son has been playing GuildWars forever. I am just glad I never got into it. I have enough time-suck activities with movies and books.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 11:41 AM

*ahem*

Posted by: AoSHQ at August 26, 2026 11:44 AM (2Ez/1)

99 Dr. Frankenfurter has returned to Transylvania.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 26, 2026 11:44 AM (Fv808)

100 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (LX8+G)

101 Rule of 3's.

It's a good week to be a nobody.
Posted by: mikesk


Jane Fonda is still wasting my air.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (BpO1e)

102 To say that there's not a direct financial aspect is not entirely accurate. Cryptoleek has been piggybacking solicitations for its own "memecoin" (cryptocurrency) as a way of getting donations for its "work".

This has led to one particular nightmare scenario being raised: Ultimately, if they really do have a playable and more or less complete build of the game, they could potentially release it themselves, potentially in exchange for an investment in their 'coin.

Rockstar/Take Two would shut it down within minutes, but the damage would be done--and potentially fatal for them, and cataclysmic for an industry that's made of big deal of going 100% digital...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (OUMaO)

103 95 Tim Curry is dead.

Now is MY TIME!!!

Posted by: Tim Tikka Masala at August 26, 2026 11:42 AM (TbWk/)

Damn. Dolly and Tim Curry...who's next?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (l3cgK)

104 I thought the whole point of shore leave was to get way laid.
Posted by: Then again I was never a sailor

I think you mean waaaaay laid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)

105 Tim Curry and Dolly were the same age, I think. Both 80.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (77rzZ)

106 Starship is out of the water

https://tinyurl.com/daarvm2p

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (ZxPkt)

107 Also, Republicans can make huge gains in the culture wars by bringing monopoly and tax evasion suits against the major media/entertainment companies.

Yeah, we'll get right on that after you pass the Save America Act. Oh, that's right...YOU can't!

Posted by: GOPe at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (i14TE)

108 Hey, Paul! Fuck off!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 26, 2026 11:46 AM (g8Ew8)

109 Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 11:41 AM

*ahem*
Posted by: AoSHQ at August 26, 2026 11:44 AM (2Ez/1)

What? Naw!

Well...

okay.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 11:46 AM (PSEDc)

110 101 A good Christian lady, Dolly Parton , has passed to her reward and yet Jane Fonda and the Hilz are still here.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 11:47 AM (gm9Sb)

111 Just wait until AoSHQ Commenter Permanent Records are hacked and released to the public.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 11:47 AM (0sNs1)

112 108 Hey, Paul! Fuck off!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 26, 2026 11:46 AM (g8Ew

=======

It's funny.

The betting markets keep proving to be awful, awful predictors.

Races flipping instantly the second vote counting starts, like the WI governor primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:47 AM (/PKja)

113 >>>Tim Curry is dead.

>Tim when to sleep on it. There were some problems in the morning.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 11:48 AM (FR9Sb)

114 96 since Ridley Scott in Bladerunner followed Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep almost not at all.

indeed.

Posted by: mercer, noted rock star at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM (sGtp+)

115 Any of you'll seen this Gustavo Gordillo character yet? He's one of Mamdani's DSA cronies in NYC. He seems to be going for the ""gay Mexican Oswald Mosely" look. I will call him Oswaldo Mosely.

https://tinyurl.com/3mv7sfnp

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM (BI5O2)

116 Not being a gamer, I don't give a damn. But sometimes I wonder if online gaming consumes so much bandwidth, including cellular bandwidth, that it results in the enshittification of service for all legitimate users?

Benevolent World Dictator Peon would ban online gaming altogether, including online sports betting. And if you kill somebody in a car wreck because you were playing some stupid game on your phone? It's the gallows for you, Sport.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM (1z8ji)

117 >>Digital records.

Why? Probably because they knew they would need it to train AI. Think of all the material enforced digital records gave that.


You knew they wanted to datamine the heck out of our records for all sort of things.

Side note: did you know the AMA owns the CPT (Current Procedural Terminology) codes used for identify and bill medical issues/treatment in electronic records? If they don't create a code for something, then it doesn't exist in our healthcare system.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM (X8xt3)

118 >Posted by: Paul at

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do you and Sid 69?

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM (ZxPkt)

119 95 Tim Curry is dead.


Well.........bye.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM (R5BEI)

120 Hey, TJM, where’d you go on vacation? What’d you bring us?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)

121 @103/jim (in Kalifornia): "Damn. Dolly and Tim Curry...who's next?"

Probably Clint Eastwood, sadly. He's 93.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 11:50 AM (O7YUW)

122 >>A good Christian lady, Dolly Parton , has passed to her reward and yet Jane Fonda and the Hilz are still here.



The Devil can wait, as he already possesses their souls.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 11:51 AM (X8xt3)

123 Hey, TJM, where’d you go on vacation? What’d you bring us?
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM


Bulg, you're just going to have to wait for the Russ Meyer definitive ranking and retrospective.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 11:51 AM (0sNs1)

124 120 Hey, TJM, where’d you go on vacation? What’d you bring us?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)

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We went to Mars.

I brought you back rocks. Not Mars rocks. Rocks from outside Kroger in Detroit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:51 AM (/PKja)

125 My grandfather wore data breeches when he was a child. They were buggy and full of SQL.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 11:51 AM (rbvCR)

126 Even Marines have a little shore leave. Second trip to Nam, I drew the mail run up to Subic. This was a wink and a nod two day R&R. Corporal Bill was dumbfounded, trying to remember at return time where in the hell he checked his pistol. Found it, slept like a baby back to Nam.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM (gm9Sb)

127 Wow, Rocky Horror is over 50 years old.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM (n17eQ)

128 121 @103/jim (in Kalifornia): "Damn. Dolly and Tim Curry...who's next?"

Probably Clint Eastwood, sadly. He's 93.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 11:50 AM (O7YUW)

======

Ridley Scott is 89 and releasing a movie this weekend.

Already has his next project funded and greenlit. Is now talking about doing another Alien prequel with Michael Fassbender returning as David.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM (/PKja)

129 The betting markets keep proving to be awful, awful predictors.

Races flipping instantly the second vote counting starts, like the WI governor primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
________

I'm guessing that the emotional component of political bets is greater than with most other types of bets. People don't bet their home team in football simply because they want them to win.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM (XvL8K)

130
people simply will not vote with their feet.

I tried but the poll workers made me put my shoes back on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 11:53 AM (Cqx++)

131 That is why I will never apologize to a liberal ever again. The only thing that does is encourage their shitty behavior.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:21 AM (BpO1e)

"I am sorry your brain is wired so fuckedly that you view the truth as an insult."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 11:53 AM (1z8ji)

132 The English Oswald Mosely, for reference. Also pretty gay:

https://tinyurl.com/y9esfezf

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 11:53 AM (BI5O2)

133 Any of you'll seen this Gustavo Gordillo character yet?

He looks like a Temu version of Fredo Corleone.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:53 AM (BpO1e)

134 "I am sorry your brain is wired so fuckedly that you view the truth as an insult."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Most of them aren't even worth that level of effort.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:54 AM (BpO1e)

135 Wow, Rocky Horror is over 50 years old.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM


It's astounding.

Time is fleeting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 11:54 AM (0sNs1)

136 129 I'm guessing that the emotional component of political bets is greater than with most other types of bets. People don't bet their home team in football simply because they want them to win.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM (XvL8K)

=======

The markets are dominated by white progressives.

So, they live on hopium from that perspective more than anything.

And they have no special knowledge not available to the public. They're also prone to manipulation because the markets are so small (some of these bigger things are like $2 million total, which a campaign with $100 million on hand could probably swing easily, most are something like $100,000).

Betting markets are stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:54 AM (/PKja)

137 135 Wow, Rocky Horror is over 50 years old.

Five bucks says that the viewing parties are a lot tamer because someone's feelings might get hurt.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)

138 Seems sound to give them money for a coin. They've given us no reason not to trust them.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 11:55 AM (2Sv0l)

139 Wow, Rocky Horror is over 50 years old.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM

It's astounding.

Time is fleeting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 11:54 AM (0sNs1)

Madness takes its toll

Posted by: It's just a jump to the left at August 26, 2026 11:56 AM (TbWk/)

140 I brought you back rocks. Not Mars rocks. Rocks from outside Kroger in Detroit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Rocks, huh? Not powder?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 26, 2026 11:56 AM (Fv808)

141 "I am sorry your brain is wired so fuckedly that you view the truth as an insult."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Oh, I like that. Three syllables, as if from the original Shakespeare?

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2026 11:56 AM (i14TE)

142 I watched Rocky Horror Picture Show once. Once. It was well after its release. I wanted to know what the hype was.

It was gayer than the gayest gay man who ever gayed. And stupid and boring and terrible.

Tim Curry was great in it, though. The rest of the movie was gay anal leakage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)

143 A good Christian lady, Dolly Parton , has passed to her reward and yet Jane Fonda and the Hilz are still here.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


The Lord is kind and merciful. He's giving them all the time He can for their repentance.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 11:56 AM (VHUov)

144 This new browser's cucumber turns y'all into you'll.
It's Silicon Valley Yankee cultural imperialism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 11:57 AM (BI5O2)

145 People don't bet their home team in football simply because they want them to win.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM


Actually, they do. As an example, betting lines in Reno will be one or two points less favorable to the S.F. 49ers than they are in Vegas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 11:57 AM (0sNs1)

146 I've never tried to make a curry meatloaf. It might be pleasantly spicy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 11:57 AM (FR9Sb)

147 Already has his next project funded and greenlit. Is now talking about doing another Alien prequel with Michael Fassbender returning as David.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM (/PKja)
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Prometheus II: Xenomorph Boogaloo!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:57 AM (FZ29D)

148 103/jim (in Kalifornia): "Damn. Dolly and Tim Curry...who's next?"

Probably Clint Eastwood, sadly. He's 93.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 11:50 AM (O7YUW)

Here we go Mitch here we go! (clap clap)
Here we go Mitch here we go!(clap clap)

Posted by: Death Is A Cheerleader at August 26, 2026 11:58 AM (xFvo2)

149 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)

I, thankfully, am not familiar with gay anal leakage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 11:59 AM (xSAlF)

150 110 101 A good Christian lady, Dolly Parton , has passed to her reward and yet Jane Fonda and the Hilz are still here.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Yoko On The Farm at August 26, 2026 11:59 AM (JM9I6)

151 I think I was 13 when I first watched RHPS.

"This is fucking stupid.".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 12:00 PM (R5BEI)

152 Rocky Horror is 50. So is Boston's debut album, I had it on eight track

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:00 PM (TbVRb)

153 All my appliances are dumb and they're staying that way.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 11:28 AM (R5BEI)

Like all MAGATs.

Posted by: Your Kid's Leftist High School Teacher at August 26, 2026 12:01 PM (hmYU4)

154 I, thankfully, am not familiar with gay anal leakage.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 11:59 AM


But you have heard of me!

Posted by: Gay Anal Leakage at August 26, 2026 12:01 PM (0sNs1)

155 Already has his next project funded and greenlit. Is now talking about doing another Alien prequel with Michael Fassbender returning as David.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 11:52 AM (/PKja)
---
Prometheus II: Xenomorph Boogaloo!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:57 AM (FZ29D)

Oh please God no...no more gay and lame desecration of the franchise. Make it stop. Just make it stop!

Posted by: No more! at August 26, 2026 12:01 PM (TbWk/)

156 Tim and Dolly were both really ill for a while. Worse for Tim.

I am glad they are free from pain and illness.

If we do the "rule of threes" I would guess Mr Eastwood or Sir David Attenborough. both are pretty old. Or Julie Andrews maybe

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 12:02 PM (j+aD2)

157 The NY Post reviewer thought Scott's new movie was meh. He thinks Scott should retire. His last good one was The Martian

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:02 PM (TbVRb)

158 142 I watched Rocky Horror Picture Show once. Once. It was well after its release. I wanted to know what the hype was.

It was gayer than the gayest gay man who ever gayed. And stupid and boring and terrible.


pretty sure that was the point.

Posted by: anachronda at August 26, 2026 12:02 PM (sGtp+)

159 No bras tomorrow. Tits at half mast for Dolly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 12:02 PM (rC565)

160 "I am sorry your brain is wired so fuckedly that you view the truth as an insult."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

White liberal woman says she aborted her baby because of how much she loved him

https://tinyurl.com/2s4dvmwj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 12:03 PM (ndZc7)

161 Rocky Horror is 50. So is Boston's debut album, I had it on eight track
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:00 PM (TbVRb)

My God you're old

Posted by: Jello in the dining room at 4:30pm at August 26, 2026 12:03 PM (TbWk/)

162
Time is fleeting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 12:03 PM (Cqx++)

163 That Panettiere actress died . She wasn't old but famous . That's #3

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:03 PM (TbVRb)

164 156 Tim and Dolly were both really ill for a while. Worse for Tim.

I am glad they are free from pain and illness.

If we do the "rule of threes" I would guess Mr Eastwood or Sir David Attenborough. both are pretty old. Or Julie Andrews maybe
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 12:02 PM (j+aD2)

I'd say Mel Brooks - 3 from comedy...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (tOcjL)

165 Tim and Dolly were both really ill for a while. Worse for Tim.

I am glad they are free from pain and illness.

If we do the "rule of threes" I would guess Mr Eastwood or Sir David Attenborough. both are pretty old. Or Julie Andrews maybe
Posted by: Black Orchid


Read yesterday that Dolly admitted that she overlooked her health while she cared for Carl the last year of his life.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (rC565)

166 That Panettiere actress died . She wasn't old but famous . That's #3

Posted by: Smell the Glove


Eh, it was a week or two back and not nearly the same stature.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (OUMaO)

167 Dr. Frankenfurther is dead?!?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 11:40 AM


Great Scott!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (bFu5X)

168 Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (TbVRb)

169 Oh, I like that. Three syllables, as if from the original Shakespeare?
Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2026 11:56 AM (i14TE)

Of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (1z8ji)

170 165 Tim and Dolly were both really ill for a while. Worse for Tim.

I am glad they are free from pain and illness.

If we do the "rule of threes" I would guess Mr Eastwood or Sir David Attenborough. both are pretty old. Or Julie Andrews maybe
Posted by: Black Orchid


Read yesterday that Dolly admitted that she overlooked her health while she cared for Carl the last year of his life.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (rC565)

Probably had signs of the cancer, but didn't get it checked til he passed...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (tOcjL)

171 It was gayer than the gayest gay man who ever gayed. Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 11:56 AM

Point of order! There were no Crocs in the movie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 12:05 PM (0sNs1)

172 Shelley Fabares died a few days ago.

Posted by: Clambake at August 26, 2026 12:05 PM (JM9I6)

173 Read yesterday that Dolly admitted that she overlooked her health while she cared for Carl the last year of his life.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 12:04 PM (rC565)

Probably had signs of the cancer, but didn't get it checked til he passed...

Posted by: Nova Local


Credible. I had an obvious thing on my neck for years before finally getting checked (and ultimately removed) last year. I got lucky, though.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 12:05 PM (OUMaO)

174 "I am sorry your brain is wired so fuckedly that you view the truth as an insult."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

White liberal woman says she aborted her baby because of how much she loved him

https://tinyurl.com/2s4dvmwj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 12:03 PM (ndZc7)
==
Oh my fucking ***. When do we start sending all these white college educated single women to the re-education camps? This is just sick.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 26, 2026 12:06 PM (7/DDO)

175
The ownership versus license model does not depend on whether you are given a physical storage medium to hold the product. Almost all software -- including software on physical disks -- has been licensed property for decades. You do not own the software. You merely bought the right to use it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
----------

Speaking of which, I just received my property tax bill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 26, 2026 12:06 PM (XeU6L)

176 A little 2A story about Dolly Parton. In her early days, she drew a gun on some scofflaw in NYC. Revealed this in an interview. And she always carried after that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 12:06 PM (gm9Sb)

177 "I am sorry your brain is wired so fuckedly that you view the truth as an insult."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

White liberal woman says she aborted her baby because of how much she loved him

https://tinyurl.com/2s4dvmwj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 12:03 PM (ndZc7)
_________

Odds that never happened? High. Very high.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

178 >>>I think I was 13 when I first watched RHPS.

"This is fucking stupid.".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

>I went to a weekend LARP of this production one time in college. It was fun and funny but not my thing. Good thing we were all intoxicated.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 12:06 PM (FR9Sb)

179 No bras tomorrow. Tits at half mast for Dolly.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 12:02 PM


What about no mast?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's knees at August 26, 2026 12:06 PM (0sNs1)

180 That Panettiere actress died . She wasn't old but famous . That's #3
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:03 PM (TbVRb)

So famous, the first place I ever heard of her was here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:07 PM (1z8ji)

181 White liberal woman says she aborted her baby because of how much she loved him...
-------

The other day I mentioned Magda Goebbels...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 26, 2026 12:07 PM (XeU6L)

182 Project going well. Going to do lawns.
News at noon.

CBC - Indusyry leader - US will nevrr break us. Yeah, I miss the Iraqui Information Minister too.

MS Now - Hegseth purge leaves military rudderless with all Obama and Biden's people gone. How will they survive.

FoxNews - Outnumbered - Meta - kids on line. Want to keep kids safe - cameras in classrooms.

CNN - Dolly. Awww. Billy Ray Cyrus had a post. He apologized to Dolly for tabloids saying they were having an affair. Dolly responds 'Aw honey. That just sells more records.'

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 12:07 PM (Sco7b)

183 Wow, that's a lot of typos...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 12:08 PM (Sco7b)

184 @174 send all the single white overeducated leftist women to reeducation camps and they'd come out lesbians

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 12:08 PM (TbVRb)

185 Oh my fucking ***. When do we start sending all these white college educated single women to the re-education camps? This is just sick.
Posted by: Black JEM

Waste of resources. They go straight to the chipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 12:09 PM (R5BEI)

186 Oh my fucking ***. When do we start sending all these white college educated single women to the re-education camps? This is just sick.

Posted by: Black JEM


Is the person legit? Is it verified? I'm starting to side with the opinion that some of these seeming groundswells are psyops.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 12:10 PM (OUMaO)

187 Saw Rocky Horror at a midnight showing once, just to see what is was about. They were showing a Three Stooges short before it when the film malfunctioned and there was silence for 15 seconds. People started getting unruly and someone threw a quart bottle of Bud through the screen. Last time I ever went to a midnight showing of anything.

Posted by: Staying Home at August 26, 2026 12:10 PM (JM9I6)

188 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 12:10 PM (R5BEI)

189 Damn. Dolly and Tim Curry...who's next?

Bill's also 80. Brb...

Posted by: Hillzebub at August 26, 2026 12:12 PM (i14TE)

190 Starship is out of the water

https://tinyurl.com/daarvm2p
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:45 AM (ZxPkt)


It's amusing how tiny Starship is compared to the Forte.

Big ships are yooge.

Posted by: far cry at August 26, 2026 12:13 PM (wBRco)

191 160 "I am sorry your brain is wired so fuckedly that you view the truth as an insult."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

White liberal woman says she aborted her baby because of how much she loved him

https://tinyurl.com/2s4dvmwj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 12:03 PM (ndZc7)

The greatest expression of modern femininity and wymynhood is murdering your children. That's why Lindsay Clancy gets throngs of evil bitches throwing heart signs and "same, Lindsay" messages of crazy white woken holding infants and looking weepy. And a million bucks. And a copy cat within the past few days.

Posted by: It's hubby's fault for not being a Christlike servant leader at August 26, 2026 12:13 PM (TbWk/)

192 Probably had signs of the cancer, but didn't get it checked til he passed...

Posted by: Nova Local


That was my first thought.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 12:14 PM (rC565)

193 Not everyone will be at half mast.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 12:15 PM (2Sv0l)

194 The greatest expression of modern femininity and wymynhood is murdering your children

The Aztecs are really starting to sound like the good guys at this point.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (BpO1e)

195 I just finished watching The Man in the High Castle (HBO series) and now I've picked up the Philip K. Dick book on which it's based. I'm curious to see how closely they followed the book, since Ridley Scott in Bladerunner followed Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep almost not at all.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 26, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)


Philip K Dick did not write "film ready" books. He meandered a bit and critics said a lot of his books are not about much. The important part is the universe, the rest is plot. Man in the High Castle is a run-up to UBIK and is about which reality is manifest

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 26, 2026 12:19 PM (rbvCR)

196 > Going off the brow to liberty in Thailand, you can bet there is a large box of condoms to be handed out for all sailors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 11:35 AM (u82oZ)

Seen on X:

"I don't have to worry. My son is gay."

"Yeah... about that..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 12:25 PM (IG3/x)

197 Nood.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 12:29 PM (IG3/x)

198 Holiday Rooooooooaaaaaaaaad.

And you make fun of my excellent musical taste.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 12:41 PM (viF8m)

199 25 One of my students in class yesterday brought up the larger issue about companies now actively denying purchasers physical media.

The models are going to be entirely subscription based in the future, meaning YOU DON'T OWN YOUR PURCHASES.

This is true for video games, but also applies to other media such as streaming movies and also books.

You are granted permission to access the materials, which can be revoked at any time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 11:17 AM (FZ29D)

A few years ago, I needed to be able to edit PDF docs while working from home. So I bought the last version of Adobe Acrobat that was not a subscription. A couple weeks ago, I started getting an unclosable pop up on my computer telling me the Acrobat I had was no longer usable, and I needed to update it. When I launched it, sure enough Acrobat loaded and then exited.

When I went to the uninstall app, I found two adobe installations. One was Acrobat, and the other was a monitor of some sort. So I deleted the monitor that had been stealth-installed. Acrobat now works just fine again.

Posted by: Advo at August 26, 2026 07:36 PM (jO4mz)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Caravaggio Mercy1.jpg

The Seven Acts of Mercy
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM




Comments

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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 26, 2026 09:36 AM (NcvvS)

3 It's really dark.
Needs more candles.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

4
The Seven Corporal Acts of Mercy

To feed the hungry
To give water to the thirsty
To clothe the naked
To shelter the homeless
To visit the sick
To visit the imprisoned, or ransom the captive[8]
To bury the dead

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:37 AM (O0L8i)

5 Is this one in memory of Dolly? The guy on the right seems to think so.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 09:37 AM (PGK1w)

6 Very dark. Easier to make out the details if you embiggen.

Posted by: Tuna at August 26, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (ccf/V)

8 It's no Hobo Joe's Jack Shack that's for sure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (2Cry5)

9 Don't like it. Headed over to the Vibrant Hot Air Art Thread to see what they are posting today.

Posted by: Art Maven at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (JM9I6)

10
The Seven Spiritual Acts of Mercy

To instruct the ignorant
To counsel the doubtful
To admonish the sinners
To bear patiently those who wrong oneself
To forgive offenses
To comfort the afflicted
To pray for the living and the dead

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (O0L8i)

11 The old guy is sniffing the woman's boob.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

12 Caravaggio is one of those where you can tell who it is without looking at the caption. The intense chiaroscuro is one of the reasons, but there are a lot of distinctive ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (BI5O2)

13 Never heard of the Seven Acts of Mercy. Is that an RC thing?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

14 The Seven Acts of Mercy


Well, one act is the woman shoving her tit in the old man's face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (ccf/V)

15 Caravaggio was a crazy man but he could paint. Famous for his light/dark usage.
Would hang, thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (TbVRb)

16 >>The Seven Corporal Acts of Mercy

To feed the hungry
To give water to the thirsty
To clothe the naked
To shelter the homeless
To visit the sick
To visit the imprisoned, or ransom the captive[8]
To bury the dead



Thanks - did not know that!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

17 >>Well, one act is the woman shoving her tit in the old man's face.

Is she --- feeding him?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (X8xt3)

18 Mercy, Mercy, Me, Things ain't what they used to be...

Posted by: Marvin Gaye at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

19 The old guy on the right "these boobs are spectacular". Nod to JJ thread

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (TbVRb)

20
To feed the hungry
To give water to the thirsty
To clothe the naked
To shelter the homeless
To visit the sick
To visit the imprisoned, or ransom the captive[8]
To bury the dead




So, we ARE supposed to open our borders and destroy everything.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

21 Seven works of mercy:

Feeding the hungry
Giving drink to the thirsty
Clothing the naked
Giving shelter to travelers
Caring for the sick
Visiting the imprisoned
Burying the dead

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (Jr5Lq)

22 >>Never heard of the Seven Acts of Mercy. Is that an RC thing?

Catholic tradition, yes.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (NcvvS)

23
I guess,

show some old coot your boobs is the Eighth Mercy*

I think I agree with this one.


*far right side

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)

24 Well, one act is the woman shoving her tit in the old man's face.

Is she --- feeding him?!
Posted by: Lizzy

That's sure what it looks like.

Posted by: Tuna at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)

25 Grandpop on the right has the right idea. The teat of mercy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (FR9Sb)

26 Oops, I see many folks already listed the acts

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (Jr5Lq)

27 If you suffer from intense chiaroscuro, see your dermatologist. Treatment is available.

Posted by: Big Fat Farma at August 26, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

28 It’s too dark. Not the subject matter it’s just someone needs to turn on the lights in that space because I can’t see what’s going on

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (geWO5)

29 Merci!

Posted by: Old Man at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (Q+gd/)

30 Love this painting. This Caravaggio guy has a big future in art, if he can stay out of jail. Mark it down.

How about the guy nursing on the right side of hte painting. Pretty risque, or no?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (U/Eoe)

31 >>So, we ARE supposed to open our borders and destroy everything.......


That's not a check list for the state - it's for each of us, individually.

Samaritan's Purse is doing this, no border shenanigans needed: https://tinyurl.com/3ffazvxz
(just one example)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (X8xt3)

32 would hang

Posted by: Gref at August 26, 2026 09:44 AM (5rh/l)

33 I think it’s her left elbow that the old guy is looking at, not a boob.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

34 ok, I have a q-tip and some gentle detergent. lemme at it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (diia5)

35 The dead guy's feet have the correct # of toes, so this isn't AI.

Posted by: That's A Plus! at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (JM9I6)

36 >>How about the guy nursing on the right side of hte painting. Pretty risque, or no?


Yeah, no. I'd bake some bread or something, the tits are off limits!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (X8xt3)

37 What's the dude with the wings doing?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

38
That's not a check list for the state - it's for each of us, individually.

Samaritan's Purse is doing this, no border shenanigans needed: https://tinyurl.com/3ffazvxz
(just one example)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (X8xt3)/i]


Saw a commercial yesterday for 'Feed the Children.' They focused on Somali children.

My first thought was "Wait......they've been stealing BILLIONS from us for YEARS. They still have starving children?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

39 I think it’s her left elbow that the old guy is looking at, not a boob.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)



Click and embiggen.

That's no elbow....unless you're using the odd AoS term for 'elbows.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

40 Why yes, I b'leeve it can be easily done - just take everything down to Highway SIXTY-one …

Posted by: Dr_No at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (ayRl+)

41 >>>How about the guy nursing on the right side of hte painting. Pretty risque, or no?

Posted by: Huck Follywood

> As you age, it's important to get calcium and vitamin d in your diet.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (FR9Sb)

42 Starving artist needs to pay the light bill. Or maybe it's Gary, Indiana.

Posted by: Pops Off Some Rounds at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

43 Never heard of the Seven Acts of Mercy. Is that an RC thing?
Posted by: Bulg


Perhaps we could check Matthew 25:35 - 36.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (diia5)

44
Yeah, no. I'd bake some bread or something, the tits are off limits!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (X8xt3)



What a crime!

Posted by: Peter Venkman at August 26, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

45 That's not a check list for the state - it's for each of us, individually.

Samaritan's Purse is doing this, no border shenanigans needed: https://tinyurl.com/3ffazvxz
(just one example)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM
----
Mercy Ships is another.

https://www.mercyships.org/

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

46 No love for protecting orphans and widows?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

47 Some of the best times I can remember involved a boob-in-face.

Posted by: Simple Life For Me at August 26, 2026 09:49 AM (JM9I6)

48 37 Gettin’ ready for the Super Bowl party, duh.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

49

Saw a commercial yesterday for 'Feed the Children.' They focused on Somali children.

My first thought was "Wait......they've been stealing BILLIONS from us for YEARS. They still have starving children?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)


We need to fight back!

We should start running Feed Starving Americans commercials,

featuring Arianne Grande.

That should fetch billions!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

50 34 you're soaking in it.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

51 "Hey, who turned out the lights?"
-the Vashta Nerada

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 09:50 AM (/PKja)

52 "Saw a commercial yesterday for 'Feed the Children.' They focused on Somali children."


Sam Kinison would like a word.

Posted by: Move to where the FOOD is! at August 26, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

53 What finger? That's not my finger …

Posted by: Dr_No at August 26, 2026 09:51 AM (ayRl+)

54 39 I think it’s her left elbow that the old guy is looking at, not a boob.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

If you read the explanation of the painting that's no elbow and the guy is doing more than looking at it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 09:51 AM (+gK6I)

55 ‘The Seven Acts of Mercy (also known as The Seven Works of Mercy) was Caravaggio’s first masterpiece painting since he killed a man and fled to Rome.’

Great technique but I’m all out of sympathy and mercy for foreigners, bums, layabouts, and scabs.

I’ll always have sympathy and mercy for ladies with big boobs, though.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 26, 2026 09:52 AM (6iuvY)

56 I only knew two of the acts of mercy. Clothing the naked and comforting the sick.

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 09:52 AM (Oy/m2)

57 52 this is all kinison's fault.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

58 Alternate Title:

"Dinner Playhouse Version of "The Grapes of Wrath" Italian-Style"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:53 AM (iJfKG)

59 A very very good work of art. Thanks for selecting it!

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 09:53 AM (Jr5Lq)

60 Feeding the hungry is an allegory for bringing the Gospel in the Bible.

Posted by: Without A Parable He Did Not Speak.. at August 26, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)

61 54 damn. i thought it was me. it usually is.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

62 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang could have used a couple mercies in Geezer Golf yesterday but like this art, there was some good in all the darkness.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 09:54 AM (2WIwB)

63
the tits are off limits!


this should be posted on borders all over the Western Hemisphere.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

64 What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 09:56 AM (2Cry5)

65 Somalia is the easternmost point in mainland Africa. Let the Eastern countries feed them.

Posted by: No Soup For You! at August 26, 2026 09:57 AM (JM9I6)

66 65 eritrea?

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

67
What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 09:56 AM (2Cry5)


Huh...lessee what the Bible says...

"I was clinically stupid, and you gave me Dr Seuss books to read."

There you go. This book has a solution for everything!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:58 AM (iJfKG)

68 "Pure and undefiled religion in the sight of our God and Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world."

Posted by: James 1:27 at August 26, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

69 We need to fight back!

We should start running Feed Starving Americans commercials,

featuring Arianne Grande.

That should fetch billions!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake


Sort of like how every congregation in America can send people overseas to build houses for families there but nobody can seem to lift a finger to help American homeless.

I may be a little bitter, even though I understand the why of it.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 09:59 AM (OUMaO)

70 66 Eritrea is west of Somalia. Somalia has the easternmost point of Africa.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

71 I don’t get the old guy on the right trying to breastfeed. Well I get it, but how does that lecherous fellow fit in with mercy?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 10:00 AM (geWO5)

72 Speaking of feeding the hungry, the Jews started complaining about the Manna provided quickly. There was a lack of delis and bagel shops in the Sinai.

Posted by: Probably Still True Today at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (JM9I6)

73 'What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid? '

1 Thessalonians 5:14 (KJV): "Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all men."

Scripture asks a lot from us. A lot.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

74 I didn't say you could touch me 'there' … but you certainly may touch me 'THERE!'

Posted by: Dr_No at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (ayRl+)

75 I don’t get the old guy on the right trying to breastfeed. Well I get it, but how does that lecherous fellow fit in with mercy?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 10:00 AM (geWO5)


Presumably, that's feeding the hungry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 10:02 AM (ExV1e)

76 Arianne Grande is one of my favorite fonts in Microsoft Word. Provided the printer I'm using supports it.

Posted by: I miss WordPerfect at August 26, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

77 What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Lots. The parable doesn't seem to address the criminal, however.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:02 AM (diia5)

78 Scripture asks a lot from us. A lot.

Posted by: gp


If it was easy, He wouldn't have had to tell us.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 10:03 AM (OUMaO)

79 73 'What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid? '

1 Thessalonians 5:14 (KJV): "Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all men."

Scripture asks a lot from us. A lot.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

=======

So, this means elect them to political office and give them power over us, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:03 AM (/PKja)

80 I don’t get the old guy on the right trying to breastfeed. Well I get it, but how does that lecherous fellow fit in with mercy?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 10:00 AM (geWO5)



Here you go...Your answer provided by Good Olde-Fashioned American Movies:

'The ending of The Grapes of Wrath features Rose of Sharon breastfeeding a starving man, symbolizing charity and human compassion in the face of despair. This powerful image highlights the themes of suffering and hope amidst the struggles of the Joad family during the Great Depression.'

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:04 AM (iJfKG)

81 Kid on the right's meal is being interrupted. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 10:04 AM (0sNs1)

82 The delicate detail (look at the angel's wings) Caravaggio achieves is a wonder. In a small space he is able to show the ways of mercy in Catholicism, each act is clearly defined and poignant. Each person is an individual with their own face and posture as they perform or receive the merciful act. I don't know if the overall darkness is just to make the scene dramatic or if it means these acts of mercy aren't performed for public credit but as caring and generous for their own sake.

BTW, despite all the inevitable boob jokes, breast feeding a starving person used to be seen as an act of survival and mercy. At the end of "Grapes of Wrath' Rose breast feeds Joad to save his life. It was all she had to give in her grief amid disasters. Some of the public and critics were outraged which surprised Steinbeck who saw the act as utterly natural and generous.

Posted by: JTB at August 26, 2026 10:04 AM (yTvNw)

83 I got to see a lot of Carvaggio's when I was in Rome back in April.

Not my favorite of his, but at least I consider this art, compared to the last two days 😂

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 10:04 AM (11oel)

84 What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

The US govt houses and feeds millions of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:05 AM (R5BEI)

85 OT
Off topic of course but it's kind of nice to see flags at half staff for someone deserving of the honor instead of a a politician

Posted by: Okjohn at August 26, 2026 10:05 AM (3xZyM)

86 72 Speaking of feeding the hungry, the Jews started complaining about the Manna provided quickly. There was a lack of delis and bagel shops in the Sinai.
Posted by: Probably Still True Today at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM


So you wanna go back to Egypt?

https://youtu.be/5BQkBdRWxrs

Posted by: Keith Green at August 26, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

87 I finally quit being stubborn and downloaded the Brave browser. Yeah, it works!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 10:06 AM (o3ajz)

88 'The ending of The Grapes of Wrath features Rose of Sharon breastfeeding a starving man

-
Is that on PornHub?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

89 The Wikipedia entry explains the symbolism.

https://tinyurl.com/34yc2bdw

Posted by: Nazdar at August 26, 2026 10:06 AM (NcvvS)

90 What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 09:56 AM


Don't allow them to visit Guam.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 10:07 AM (0sNs1)

91 'What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid? '

1 Thessalonians 5:14 (KJV): "Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all men."

Scripture asks a lot from us. A lot.
Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)
___

Without Jesus, it would be impossible.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:08 AM (7wWQR)

92 There was a lack of delis and bagel shops in the Sinai.
Posted by: Probably Still True Today at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM


Fortunately, they'd brought bris kits with them

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 10:08 AM (0sNs1)

93 The Kimbell Art Museum in Fort Worth has a couple Carravaggio’s, one is “The Card Sharp”. His paintings need to be seen in person, they are exquisite.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 10:09 AM (o3ajz)

94 Off topic of course but it's kind of nice to see flags at half staff for someone deserving of the honor instead of a a politician
Posted by: Okjohn

Normally, I'd be offended by lowering the flags for a mere entertainer but for Dolly I'll make an exception.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

95
Comment 100 is soooooo close.

And yet, so far.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (iJfKG)

96 74 "don't touch me there" -tubes

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (Bep7s)

97 "I finally quit being stubborn and downloaded the Brave browser. Yeah, it works!"

Excellent!

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

98 I've heard that dogs no longer meet around a table to play. They now all use poker apps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (0sNs1)

99 100

Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 10:11 AM (B1+sW)

100 And, they're off!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 10:11 AM (ccf/V)

101 close

Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 10:11 AM (B1+sW)

102 As much as I like boobs in my face, the idea of an adult breastfeeding strikes me as gross for some reason.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

103 I've heard that dogs no longer meet around a table to play. They now all use poker apps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


That's ruff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (diia5)

104 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (7wWQR)

105 99 100
Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 10:11 AM


"Don't worry. It doesn't matter."

Posted by: Disappointed Lady at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

106 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (7wWQR)



*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 10:13 AM (ccf/V)

107 Nothing like a good gabbagool and chiaroscuro sandwich.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at August 26, 2026 10:13 AM (TbWk/)

108 105
"Don't worry. It doesn't matter."

Posted by: Disappointed Lady at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

=======

"NOTHING MATTERS!"
-Meatballs

*cheats to win because winning is everything*
-also Meatballs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:13 AM (/PKja)

109
I've heard that dogs no longer meet around a table to play. They now all use poker apps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That's ruff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (diia5)


They all sit around chewing terbaccy and Spitz.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

110 As much as I like boobs in my face, the idea of an adult breastfeeding strikes me as gross for some reason.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)/i]



Because it pretty much is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 10:14 AM (ccf/V)

111 As much as I like boobs in my face, the idea of an adult breastfeeding strikes me as gross for some reason.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

You are in the company of Dr. Ross Geller, PhD, paleontologist!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 10:15 AM (geWO5)

112 As much as I like boobs in my face, the idea of an adult breastfeeding strikes me as gross for some reason.
Posted by: Bulg
___

Because it's unnatural.

Babies suckling from the breast is what God intended, not for grown adults with a fetish to post online.

Sin isn't only wrong, it's also quite gross.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:15 AM (7wWQR)

113 Apparently they've opened the gates of the lunatic asylum.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
INSANE
Hillary Clinton says the Democrat Party is “going through an experiment” to see if far-Left, socialist candidates — who want to abolish prisons and borders — can win over young voters.

Variety
@Variety
Rosie O’Donnell Should Host Her Own Show on Late Night TV — and Shatter Comedy’s Greatest Glass Ceiling

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Philly DA Larry Krasner says he wants the WH Ballroom blown up:
"I'm going to have a paperweight sitting on my desk. You know what that paperweight is going to be? It's going to be a piece of the ballroom after we all blow it up."
"In an official ceremony we're going to blow it up."
Soros-backed lunatic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

114 I enjoy Caravaggio's works. It is difficult- for me- to figure out by looking at the painting all of works of mercy which are represented here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:16 AM (ONl1C)

115 No colors anymore
I want to paint them black...

Posted by: Mick Jaggerlo at August 26, 2026 10:16 AM (i14TE)

116 Larry Krasner needs to be thrown out of office . What despicable thing to say!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:17 AM (ONl1C)

117 Jessica Tarlov spins for El-Sayed: Says he just "seemed like a bro who went to the University of Michigan" in disaster interview with Jesse Watters.
"I think it was all very effective."
Mopping up this mess is a hard job. She's not good at it.

-
Yeah, he's a swell guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)

118 Off to work.


L8rs.


Be excellent to each other. Except Paul......and Sid. They earn ridicule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 10:17 AM (ccf/V)

119 SCOTUS Chief Justice Indira Talwani, nominally a mere district judge in Boston, decided to overrule the Supreme Court and hold the Trump Administration hostage to her nationwide injunction attempt against mail in ballot rules. She says states have every right to appropriate the use of the Federal mail service and the Trump administration has nothing to say about it, and SCOTUS can fuck right off too.

https://tinyurl.com/yv9yxc3a

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:19 AM (U/Eoe)

120 Black velvet paintings are poised to make a comeback!

Posted by: Elvis at August 26, 2026 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

121 I enjoy Caravaggio's works. It is difficult- for me- to figure out by looking at the painting all of works of mercy which are represented here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Matthew 25: 35 - 36, Plus one extra

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:20 AM (diia5)

122 To be fair, given the Muzzie population in Detroit, affirmative action and general college Jew hatred, a typical bro at U of M is someone like him, these days.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 26, 2026 10:20 AM (vSneF)

123 It's an experiment. Empty prisons, get hundreds or thousands killed.

It's an experiment.

I have a Vermeer wood chipper experiment Id like to implement.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:21 AM (R5BEI)

124 "So, this means elect them to political office and give them power over us, right?"

I don't know if you're just riffing or asking seriously. Best I can answer is there are a lot of precepts in the Bible that seem, if followed, to be contrary to one's own welfare in this life. If it can be understood, the best way to that understanding is via prayer and study. I am trying.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:21 AM (Jr5Lq)

125
Jessica Tarlov spins for El-Sayed: Says he just "seemed like a bro who went to the University of Michigan" in disaster interview with Jesse Watters.

EL-SAYED

Just an Average Everyday Bro Who Wants All His Bros Dead!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:22 AM (iJfKG)

126 Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:20 AM (diia5)

Thanks. I know what they are. I phrased it poorly. I meant that I can't tell from the picture which characters represent which acts of mercy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:22 AM (gsYaF)

127 This painting is so dark.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:22 AM (cWLG3)

128 Truly great art.
Also boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 26, 2026 10:22 AM (xcxpd)

129 Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and their children Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet arrived back in Britain yesterday afternoon as they return after six years in the US.

The couple are thought to have travelled with the children on a Bombardier Global Express XRS luxury long-range business jet, from Van Nuys Airport in Los Angeles.

They chartered the jet with Planet Nine Private Air, a California-based private aircraft operator. Hiring it is believed to cost about $12,000 (£9,000) per hour of flight time.

The family are understood to have been given no police protection for their arrival, amid ongoing questions over whether taxpayers will foot the bill for their security.

The Sussexes - who are also believed to be bringing their dogs Mia and Pula across the Atlantic - are now setting up their home in the UK. They plan to live as an “international” family, keeping their homes in California and Portugal.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 26, 2026 10:23 AM (0sNs1)

130 Matthew 25: 35 - 36

This verse is also used by so-called social justice "warriors" to commit all kinds of fraud.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:23 AM (7wWQR)

131 There is what appears to be a disembodied head sucking on a nipple. So dark!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (cWLG3)

132 We're nothing but lab rats to these fucking monsters. Or a Fauci beagle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (R5BEI)

133 S'tan knows the bible better that anyone, and will twist Scripture to achieve his ends, which on the surface, definitely doesn't look evil.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (7wWQR)

134 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.
The electric company, NIPSCO, says they were forced to pause work after their crew was shot at while they were helping restore power.

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I am a lineman for the county and I drive the main road
Searchin' in the sun for another sniper to unload

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

135 Shortlist of six actors has been released for final auditions for the Amazon run James Bond franchise, post-Broccoli (who thought Die Another Day was a good idea).

Six white dudes.

https://tinyurl.com/tm8yja5s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (/PKja)

136 This picture probably has a helluva backstory.

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (ZxPkt)

137 The family are understood to have been given no police protection for their arrival, amid ongoing questions over whether taxpayers will foot the bill for their security.
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Pretty sure no one cares enough for these clowns to justify the cost of protecting them.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (7wWQR)

138 There is what appears to be a disembodied head sucking on a nipple. So dark!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (cWLG3)


Alternate title:

"Caravaggio Painted the Movie Poster for HP Lovecraft's "Reanimator""

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

139 Thanks. I know what they are. I phrased it poorly. I meant that I can't tell from the picture which characters represent which acts of mercy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Sorry, I was just scanning. I'ma go out on a limb here and suggest that the painting is an arch reading of the Scripture. Carra is mocking the text.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (diia5)

140
137 The family are understood to have been given no police protection for their arrival, amid ongoing questions over whether taxpayers will foot the bill for their security.
__

Pretty sure no one cares enough for these clowns to justify the cost of protecting them.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (7wWQR)

=====

"But British people were brainwashed by Prince Phillip to hate me, so that means that they want to explode me."
-Meghan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (/PKja)

141 Good news for the crew of the carrier group Lincoln, they finally got shore leave after eight months at sea.

Where should the Navy send a bunch of sailors and Marines after so long away from beer and babes? Thailand seemed like the right place to the great minds of the Pentagon. Off to Thailand they went. That oughta work out well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (U/Eoe)

142 132 We're nothing but lab rats to these fucking monsters. Or a Fauci beagle.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (R5BEI)
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From "Human Guinea Pigs" to "Human Fauci Beagles."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (cWLG3)

143 Six white dudes.

https://tinyurl.com/tm8yja5s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (/PKja)
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Yeah, but are they really dudes?

In a post-gender world, this question has to be asked.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:28 AM (7wWQR)

144 Jessica Tarlov is Jewish and is simping for a man that would slit her throat without a second thought.

I do not understand how this works. And never will.

I get in politics sometimes you have to partner with people you don’t fully agree with. But this is not he thinks the top tax rate should be 50 I think it should be 40 and we can figure it out later. This is he wants me and my family dead, but I still support him. My head cannot wrap itself around this.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 26, 2026 10:28 AM (vSneF)

145 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

146 102 the hippy broads up in ashland would have 9yr olds stop by for a sip while running around.
was strange.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (Bep7s)

147 145 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

=======

Is he threatening Republicans, Democrats, or all of them?

It matters because it's a hate crime one way and not the other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (/PKja)

148 It could be a pointed question to the viewer of course. Note the character on the bottom; is he putting on a cloak or taking it off?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (diia5)

149 Jessica Tarlov appears to like halal cocks but Jessie might work in a pinch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (FR9Sb)

150 The breast-feeding of the starving, called "Roman Charity," was a theme revisited by the great female Italian painter Artemisia Gentileschi. You should take a quick look at her self-portrait with star and compass done for Michelangelo's house, and think about seeing a lot more of her around here.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 26, 2026 10:33 AM (zdLoL)

151 112 i enjoyed morning coffee when wifey's milk let down.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:33 AM (Bep7s)

152 California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx
Posted by: Huck Follywood

It looks like his field of fucks is barren.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (R5BEI)

153 "Pure and undefiled religion in the sight of our God and Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world."
Posted by: James 1:27 at August 26, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
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Thank you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (RIvkX)

154 Putting the flash in flooding.

https://tinyurl.com/yc82dp3v

More wrath of God vids.

https://tinyurl.com/yw77p8un

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

155 I didn't say you could touch me 'there' … but you certainly may touch me 'THERE!' …
Posted by: Dr_No

What is "What one never says after 30 years of marriage?", Alex.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (he2p7)

156 Iirc Halal Cocks opened for slayer in the early 90s.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (vSneF)

157 139- since it was commissioned for an altarpiece in Italy somewhere, I don't think he was mocking the Biblical text. I found this description helpful for me:

https://tinyurl.com/2kb7h36t

Have a good day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (lt7On)

158 Larry Krasner needs to be thrown out of office . What despicable thing to say!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:17 AM (ONl1C)

I vote for the "Vlad The Impaler" treatment. May just be my Eastern European ancestry speaking, however.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (hmYU4)

159 118 is one of them a pebbles eating hobo?

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:35 AM (Bep7s)

160 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

=======

Is he threatening Republicans, Democrats, or all of them?

It matters because it's a hate crime one way and not the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Looks like a beer run is in order.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 10:36 AM (rC565)

161 the hippy broads up in ashland would have 9yr olds stop by for a sip while running around.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (Bep7s)


The East Village in NYC has its share of that particular fetish.

F*cking weird.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 10:36 AM (k5CNB)

162 Where should the Navy send a bunch of sailors and Marines after so long away from beer and babes? Thailand seemed like the right place to the great minds of the Pentagon. Off to Thailand they went. That oughta work out well.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (U/Eoe)

I think Thailand is an excellent choice. They seem to like Americans. And yes, there'll be plenty of whores to service them.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 26, 2026 10:37 AM (g8Ew8)

163 Jessica Tarlov is Jewish and is simping for a man that would slit her throat without a second thought.

I do not understand how this works. And never will.

***

I'm convinced people like her are selected for a job because they look ok and can act a part/read a script. Otherwise she is a dumb as a bucket of rocks. No disrespect to the bucket.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 10:37 AM (2WIwB)

164 160 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

=======

Is he threatening Republicans, Democrats, or all of them?

It matters because it's a hate crime one way and not the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Looks like a beer run is in order.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 10:36 AM (rC565)
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Someone must still be holding his beer for him in California.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:37 AM (cWLG3)

165 Some woman bust a nut when breast feeding.

Posted by: Mike Obama at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (xFvo2)

166 They still make guillotines? Where do you buy them?

Or did the guy make it himself?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

167 Who'd a thunk it?

Nigerian migrant jailed for raping woman after British judge let him out on bail for another rape

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

168 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (hmYU4)

I can understand why you would feel that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (lt7On)

169 134 i really am. and they were shooting at us.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:39 AM (Bep7s)

170 Variety
@Variety
Rosie O’Donnell Should Host Her Own Show on Late Night TV — and Shatter Comedy’s Greatest Glass Ceiling

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck
_________

Chappelle on Rosie: "Now that man right there I'd hate to fight."

https://tinyurl.com/mr2jbbb7

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 10:39 AM (XvL8K)

171 They still make guillotines? Where do you buy them?

Or did the guy make it himself?
Posted by: Bulg

I think he made it himself.

I hope it gets put to use.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:40 AM (R5BEI)

172 Matthew 25: 35 - 36

This verse is also used by so-called social justice "warriors" to commit all kinds of fraud.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:23 AM (7wWQR)


Matthew is pretty clear, even to me. I don't think he was referring to the use of our taxes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 10:40 AM (k5CNB)

173 Nigerian migrant jailed for raping woman after British judge let him out on bail for another rape
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)
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In Huck Follywood-land, the judge would be jailed as an accessory to the second rape.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:40 AM (U/Eoe)

174 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

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A guy walks into The Capitol with a guillotine, a trebuchet, and a wood chipper ... not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: ShainS at August 26, 2026 10:40 AM (arzIt)

175 They still make guillotines? Where do you buy them?

Or did the guy make it himself?
Posted by: Bulg
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That is pretty easy to make.

Gravity does all the work.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:41 AM (7wWQR)

176 167 Who'd a thunk it?

Nigerian migrant jailed for raping woman after British judge let him out on bail for another rape
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru6r3v5vx1o

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:41 AM (cWLG3)

177 Looks like we’re gonna need commonsense guillotine control.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

178 The Sussexes - who are also believed to be bringing their dogs Mia and Pula across the Atlantic - are now setting up their home in the UK. They plan to live as an “international” family, keeping their homes in California and Portugal.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 26, 2026 10:23 A

All on a salary of exactly ...$0? Nice trick

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 10:42 AM (lCppi)

179 141 that should breed some acceptance for kathoey culture.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

180 >Where should the Navy send a bunch of sailors and Marines after so long away from beer and babes? Thailand seemed like the right place to the great minds of the Pentagon. Off to Thailand they went.
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Ship's doctor gonna be so busy when they cast off again....!

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (ZxPkt)

181 >>>I'm convinced people like her are selected for a job because they look ok and can act a part/read a script. Otherwise she is a dumb as a bucket of rocks. No disrespect to the bucket.

Posted by: Diogenes

>Jessica Tarlov would have been the perfect replacement for Alan Colmes. Jessica and Sean would capture a low IQ demographic in a very entertaining way.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (FR9Sb)

182 Man, CBD, I've spent the better part of an hour looking at it without the aid of a websearch or AI, and someone, not me, could write an entire book on that piece.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (diia5)

183 "Putting the flash in flooding.

https://tinyurl.com/yc82dp3v

More wrath of God vids.

https://tinyurl.com/yw77p8un"

Hard to watch. Devastating.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:44 AM (Jr5Lq)

184 154 Putting the flash in flooding.

Surf's up, Moondoggie!

Posted by: Gidget at August 26, 2026 10:44 AM (J4Dwc)

185 took that sock off last night. sheesh.

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 10:45 AM (Bep7s)

186 Jessica Tarlov would have been the perfect replacement for Alan Colmes. Jessica and Sean would capture a low IQ demographic in a very entertaining way.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (FR9Sb)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Tarlov

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 10:45 AM (hmYU4)

187 Yuja Wang is just really good at playing her piano.

https://tinyurl.com/vdadwjdj

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:46 AM (U/Eoe)

188 Prince William Reportedly “Blindsided” by Harry, Meghan Return, With Kate Fearing New Turmoil from Royal Feud

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Old and busted: War of the Roses

New and cool: War of the Pansies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

189 Man, CBD, I've spent the better part of an hour looking at it without the aid of a websearch or AI, and someone, not me, could write an entire book on that piece.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (diia5)


Yup! Caravaggio was pretty damned impressive. Try to see a few in person...it's worth the drive or trip or theft...whatever it takes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 10:47 AM (k5CNB)

190 They still make guillotines? Where do you buy them?

Or did the guy make it himself?
Posted by: Bulg


Probably the same place the get Trebuchets.

Ikea.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 10:47 AM (rC565)

191 More wrath of God vids.

https://tinyurl.com/yw77p8un"

Hard to watch. Devastating.
Posted by: gp

Holy shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:47 AM (R5BEI)

192 Regarding Rosie O’Donnell, think it was Scott Adam’s who said “never trust someone who doesn’t know how to smile.”

Look at her face - her mouth doesn’t smile, just becomes a bigger O shape. It’s really f’d up.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 10:47 AM (EJdME)

193 188 Prince William Reportedly “Blindsided” by Harry, Meghan Return, With Kate Fearing New Turmoil from Royal Feud

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Old and busted: War of the Roses

New and cool: War of the Pansies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

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Harry becomes like his namesake: Prince Hal, who had a poorly guided youth but becomes a mature man when the choice is presented to him.

He decides that the crown has left its people behind, that his father and brother are not up for leading the nation anywhere other than in decline, and he raises an army of the British yeoman to sack Parliament and crown Harry king.

Meghan pleasures the troops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:48 AM (/PKja)

194 >Prince William Reportedly “Blindsided” by Harry, Meghan Return, With Kate Fearing New Turmoil from Royal Feud
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Definitely looks like a First World Problem-type situation

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 10:49 AM (ZxPkt)

195 Ikea.

*snort*

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

196 Trump doesn't really know how to smile so I don't know.

In fact some of the most ruthless bastards and cunts I've ever known have had great smiles.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 10:50 AM (2Sv0l)

197 One guillotine a month should be enough for anyone.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

198 165 HA!

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 10:51 AM (Bep7s)

199 One guillotine a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at August 26, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)

200 Flash floods are no joke, especially in hilly and mountainous terrain. Especially the Himalayas.

Here in the Ozarks, it's no less deadly, though on a much smaller scale. Young woman about five miles away was swept away from her house when a flash flood came through our area last month. We had a bent property fence.

God's mercy, indeed.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:52 AM (7wWQR)

201 I wonder if Bangkok whores still know how to clean the wax out of your ears?

Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 26, 2026 10:52 AM (P4Pk9)

202 I am somebody!

Disney’s “Snow White” Star Rachel Zegler Wants “ICE Out of New York City”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

203 183 china needed to create a flowage.

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

204 202 I am somebody!

Disney’s “Snow White” Star Rachel Zegler Wants “ICE Out of New York City”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

======

Then get Mamdani to agree to ICE detainers on arrested illegals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (/PKja)

205 Trump doesn't really know how to smile so I don't know.

In fact some of the most ruthless bastards and cunts I've ever known have had great smiles.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 10:50 AM (2Sv0l)
___

That man does know how to smile.

And enough with the c word already...sheesh.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (7wWQR)

206 One guillotine a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (k5CNB)

207 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:52 AM (7wWQR)

Everyone gets their time in the barrel, as they say. Not sure if people here have heard that expression.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (2Sv0l)

208 Mornin', CBD. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (7wWQR)

209 More wrath of God vids.

https://tinyurl.com/yw77p8un"

Hard to watch. Devastating.
Posted by: gp

Holy shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


At first, I thought the Three Gorges Dam let loose.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (rC565)

210 Isn't there some sort of story behind the Sussexes sudden departure from the US? I mean, they're basically returning to a family environment that hates the shit out of them.

Ok... mostly her. I thought the Royal Family pretty much disowned Harry anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (2Cry5)

211 Just trying to describe the 'lighting' on the piece is nearly impossible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (diia5)

212 201 I wonder if Bangkok whores still know how to clean the wax out of your ears?
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 26, 2026 10:52 AM (P4Pk9)

They sure used to be able to get into every nook and cranny....without being asked even.

If I was an investing man, I'd buy stock on condoms, STD tests, women's clothing and accessories in Thailand because there are going to be a lot of women with a lot of cash there soon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 26, 2026 10:56 AM (xcxpd)

213 The all-knowing internet tells me there are eight Caravaggio's in the U.S. (not counting one at the Met thought to be a forgery), with three of those at the Metropolitan. The most important Caravaggio, according to Grok, and the only alter piece of his in America, is said to be the "Crucifixion of Saint Andrew" in Cleveland.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:56 AM (U/Eoe)

214 One guillotine a month ought to be enough for anybody.


Posted by: Carlos Mencia at August 26, 2026 10:56 AM (k5CNB)

215 should be/ ought to be

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 10:56 AM (Bep7s)

216 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

I think she should personally go and try to stop all of them. 😕

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:57 AM (DzHyO)

217 Mornin', CBD. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (7wWQR)


Good morning!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at August 26, 2026 10:57 AM (k5CNB)

218 210 Can’t Charles order them out of the UK?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

219 Isn't there some sort of story behind the Sussexes sudden departure from the US? I mean, they're basically returning to a family environment that hates the shit out of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
________

Fleeing their creditors?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 10:57 AM (XvL8K)

220 Isn't there some sort of story behind the Sussexes sudden departure from the US? I mean, they're basically returning to a family environment that hates the shit out of them.

Ok... mostly her. I thought the Royal Family pretty much disowned Harry anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (2Cry5)
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Just trying to get closer to Daddy's bank account, I believe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:58 AM (U/Eoe)

221 did i just witness a quintuple horde mind?

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 11:00 AM (Bep7s)

222 >Isn't there some sort of story behind the Sussexes sudden departure from the US?
----

They wildly over-estimated their appeal to the American public
This may be a move to re-brand, perhaps even worm their way back into the good graces of the Royal Family.

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:00 AM (ZxPkt)

223 Nood. Minkey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (bFu5X)

224 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (PMi3m)

225 222 he's been eatin' her. might as well eat crow.

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

226 The guillotine is an upgrade from the "gallows" that they were supposedly going to use to hang Mike Pence during the Fedsurrection.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at August 26, 2026 11:04 AM (Cjger)

227 Remember:

muslims were buying and selling slaves a thousand years before the Americas were discovered.

And they haven't stopped.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 11:08 AM (3cUTc)

228 One guillotine a month ought to be enough for anybody. My vagina!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 26, 2026 11:23 AM (TbWk/)

229 The Seven Acts Woven into One Scene
​Rather than following convention by creating seven separate panels, Caravaggio compressed all seven corporal works of traditional Catholic mercy into a single, chaotic, nocturnal Neapolitan street scene:
​Feed the hungry & Visit the imprisoned: A woman named Pero secretly breastfeeds her imprisoned father, Cimon, referencing the classical Roman Charity motif.
​Give drink to the thirsty: The biblical figure Samson drinks water from the jawbone of an ass.
​Shelter the homeless: A pilgrim wearing a scallop shell on his hat asks an innkeeper for a place to stay.
​Clothe the naked & Visit the sick: Saint Martin of Tours cuts his own cloak in half to clothe a shivering, crippled beggar lying on the ground.
​Bury the dead: In the dark background, two men carry a shrouded corpse out into the night, with only the feet visible.

Posted by: Dr ryp at August 26, 2026 12:01 PM (yTdsz)

The Morning Report — 8/ 26 /26

CalKeelYou.jpg

Good morning kids. So, this blithering Commie stooge blurted this out the other day:

Leftist Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told reporters on Saturday that his country is “at war” with the United States after trade talks collapsed.

Well, maybe this fool is actually on to something, perhaps not quite in the way he thinks.

A new report is warning that Muslim Brotherhood-aligned networks have embedded themselves across the Canadian government, charities, and universities, raising concerns about the influence of Islamist organizations within the country’s democratic institutions. . . The findings come as the Muslim Brotherhood itself has faced increasing scrutiny from the U.S. government. In January, the Treasury Department designated the Egyptian and Jordanian branches of the organization as Specially Designated Global Terrorists. In July, the administration sanctioned a senior Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood official whom Treasury accused of helping finance Hamas’ military wing.

And so as our government has correctly identified the MB and its allies as a threat to our own domestic security, and as it is aligned if not partially or substantially funded by Iran, well the response, at least from my own perspective, is obvious, especially considering that Carney himself loudly and openly declared Canada to be at war with the United States.

I believe there are still a number of active airbases located at or very near our northern border. I'm not saying we should turn Ottawa into a glass parking lot, but an overflight of a few B2's or B52's might raise a few pulses, so to speak. At the very least maybe it would teach this yammering schmuck to choose his words carefully. What a putz, but the danger posed by Islam especially now at home is as plain as day.

Closer to home there's still California that is a concrete albatross around the neck of America, and will drown us if the Muslims don't behead us first.

One group, more than any other, has cashed in on this arrangement: California’s public-sector unions. For them, higher taxes are good business. More taxes means more state workers, which means more union members, more dues, and more power for union bosses. The union bosses, in turn, keep the dollars flowing, agitating for more tax hikes, more spending, and more state workers.

Example number two...

It seems that California has commenced on yet another end run around the Constitution with the “Stop Nick Shirley” act . . . Never a state to allow anything to get in the way of the exploitation of taxpayers, California has taken a different tack. Instead of busting the fraudsters, the Cali state government targeted the man who was attempting to expose them. The mental gymnastics necessary to justify this presented no challenge: California Democrats simply recast the fraudsters as victims.

And finally, in the sense of this post but certainly not the actions of the thugs in Sacramento that will endlessly move to persecute whatever working citizenry remain in that failed state.

California Creates A Black Market For Tires . . . There are state lines, though, and Californians will cross them to buy the tires they want and the tires they can afford. Enterprising off-the-books merchants will buy contraband tires in Nevada, Arizona, Oregon and elsewhere and sell them in California outside the normal channels to avoid the regulators. Who knows, some might feel the rule is the straw that finally breaks their backs and sends them fleeing the state as so many others already have because policymakers continue to make living in California an intolerable burden.


Meanwhile, several thousand miles across the Pacific...

But can an already free society really travel backward? Can people who have known liberty be persuaded, intimidated, or exhausted into surrendering it?

We do not have to speculate. We are staring at the answer in Hong Kong.

For decades under British rule, Hong Kong was one of the freest societies in Asia. The Heritage Foundation consistently ranked it at or near the top of its Index of Economic Freedom. It had independent newspapers, outspoken political magazines, vigorous labor unions, public demonstrations, and courts widely respected for their professionalism. In a territory of only several million people, an extraordinary variety of Chinese-language publications competed for readers. Hongkongers could criticize their government, denounce the Chinese Communist Party, and commemorate events that Beijing had erased from public memory.

With all due respect to the author of this fine essay, the three examples above indicate that California began its degeneration into a thugocratic Leftist dictatorship decades before Hong Kong. The Golden State was at one point the 6th largest economy in the world, gaining that status due to the hard work and innovation of a hard-working industrious populace that took the American work ethic to heart and built what was a real paradise on earth that attracted people from all over the nation and the world to flock there to both chase and more crucially build their dreams to make them real. Alas, no more...

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1 Gutentag, horde

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:16 AM (U/Eoe)

2 Greetings and good morning, one and all. Now to read the articles.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 07:17 AM (BpO1e)

3 Hump Day greetings Horde!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 26, 2026 07:17 AM (2CeDH)

4 "Enterprising off-the-books merchants will buy contraband tires in Nevada, Arizona, Oregon and elsewhere and sell them in California outside the normal channels to avoid the regulators."

There will be inspectors and fines for unauthorized tires.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:18 AM (MWfyi)

5 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

6 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

7 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

8
Leftist Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told reporters on Saturday that his country is “at war” with the United States after trade talks collapsed.

*riffles through file cabinet*
*blows dust off folder*

Ah, yes. Here it is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 07:22 AM (O0L8i)

9 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 07:23 AM (ExV1e)

10 you too, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 26, 2026 07:23 AM (VyBeY)

11 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 07:23 AM (R5BEI)

12 California Creates A Black Market For Tires

I've lived in that state. I had a lot of fun times there. And I hate how it's crashing in real time and my folks are still out there.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 07:23 AM (BpO1e)

13 Solid hard rubber tires like on a forklift would give the best mileage. They should make everyone in California use those.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:23 AM (MWfyi)

14 With everything California bans, an enterprising guy in a border town could set up a Banned Items Emporium. Call it Fuc-em's, and have a grinning raccoon for a logo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 07:24 AM (BI5O2)

15 Toss out USDA inspection of all cattle not crossing state lines.
You break the "big meat" cartel, and lower prices instantly.
Let states do what states do. If I raise a steer in Mo. and sell it in Mo, why do we need the US Goobmint?

Posted by: MkY at August 26, 2026 07:24 AM (q6tQZ)

16 "I've lived in that state. I had a lot of fun times there. And I hate how it's crashing in real time and my folks are still out there.
Posted by: NR Pax "

It's not just CA. Everything is going to crap. CA is is just showing the way.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)

17 US Investigators Have Proof That UNRWA ‘Social Worker’ Caught on Tape Dragging an Israeli Body Into an SUV on Oct 7 Was an Active Hamas Operative
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The UN is Hamas.

#BoycottDurban25

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)

18 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 26, 2026 07:25 AM (2Ez/1)

19 Hadrian the Seventh

The Canadian government is doing great on its own in killing Canada and Canadians. No outside help needed.

Besides, Sec. Rubio is busy with Cuba, Iran, North Korea, China, the WNBA, and the SEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

20 “Iran’s leadership is admitting what the world can now see: the pressure is working,” Bessent wrote on X, one day after the administration launched Operation Economic Outcast.

“The failing Islamic Republic of Iran is not paying large segments of their military, while at the same time killing protesters, even when they are not protesting, at levels not seen before,” Trump wrote on Truth Social.

Calling the situation a “humanitarian crisis of epic proportions,” Trump demanded that it “must be stopped, NOW.”

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Excellent

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:26 AM (U/Eoe)

21 It's not just CA. Everything is going to crap. CA is is just showing the way.
Posted by: fd


MD wonders why I'm staring at it so intently.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 07:26 AM (BpO1e)

22 "Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering "

It's crap!

Posted by: Guy who says everything is going to crap at August 26, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi)

23 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 07:27 AM (2Cry5)

24 fd

Heinlein's The Year of the Jackpot was a drug-infused optimist on his Crazy Years predictions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

25 Those wonderful statues being banned in MA would be most welcome here in Sebastian County, AR (and neighboring Crawford County) with no bitching and moaning from some ACLU homos. Both counties still have their Confederate memorials standing guard at the courthouse.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 26, 2026 07:30 AM (gm9Sb)

26 He sells sea shells by sea shore.

Jimmy "Drama" Comey has served up a prima facie case that he conspired to get Trump assassinated. 

The prosecutors in Raleigh NC federal court have added details from Comey's "novel" FDR Drive where a bad guy does something similar to instigate a murder, thereby providing evidence of Comey's mens rea (evil state of mind).

He'll have to argue about "intent" and "no reasonable prosecutor would ..." He's an expert on this, no?

It'll come down to jury selection in Raleigh. And nearly everyone hates a crooked cop.

It starts in October. You couldn't make this up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 07:30 AM (dtajH)

27 Radical Dem Candidate El-Sayed Says Discussing Reparations ‘Shouldn’t Be a Crazy Thing.’
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Lemme know when the Muslim world pays reparations to the blacks they've enslaved over the centuries (and STILL enslave in parts of Africa.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 07:31 AM (FZ29D)

28 "Perfessor" Squirrel

No one talks about Sudan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

29 Oops! Anti-Flock Activist Inadvertently Proves the Cameras Aren't the Problem.

Sooooo... because our government is out of control, we should accept constant surveillance by anyone willing to pony up the cash to see the data for any purpose they choose because someday we might want the police to be able to see what happened around our house when a crime occurred?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

30 During the January protests the city of Mashhad was taken over by the protestors, unfortunately they were not in a position to hold it. They will be this next time.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:34 AM (FHoaH)

31 Smokey and the Bandit 2027:

The Bandit is hired to run a tractor-trailer full of tires over state lines, in hot pursuit by a pesky sheriff.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 26, 2026 07:36 AM (wVcYX)

32 I used to have a different nic

If there was a push by judges to incarcerate the criminals found by Flock, ...

But there is not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

33 canada needs to go home and get their fucking shinebox. What's right is right. You understand what I'm talking about? canada's over here. We're hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later, canada is acting like a fucking jerk.

I'll fuck canada in the ass. I fucked countries like them all around the world in the ass just because. Fucking trying to break up my party.

Posted by: President Trump at August 26, 2026 07:37 AM (xFvo2)

34 If I raise a steer in Mo. and sell it in Mo, why do we need the US Goobmint?
——-

Strangely enough, they decided this back in the FDR era. Famous, or infamously enough, a farmer growing Wheat, I think. Selling Wheat.

It affects Interstate Commerce, by not purchasing from out of state. An amazing piece of legal bullshit. Wickard v. Filburn iirc.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 07:38 AM (0ass6)

35 Serious pollster Nate Silver predicts that the Ds will take the Senate. His big pick is Talarico winning Texas. ISYN

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 07:38 AM (dtajH)

36 Ignoramus

Deep State is worried. Nate Silver is a whore to them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

37 Leftist Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told reporters on Saturday that his country is “at war” with the United States after trade talks collapsed.

Does this mean that anyone in the US providing any aid or comfort to "the enemy", aka Canada, is now a bona fide traitor subject to execution?

Or does that only go the other way, where Congress will never declare war on anyone, just abstracts like War, Hunger, Climate Change, etc.

I'm failing to understanding what "War" means anymore.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 07:39 AM (a6PrB)

38 Hey Nate, I predict Klingons will take Uranus.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at August 26, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)

39 Morning all!

So for those who missed the ONT and are following along, the screening call yesterday went well, but now we wait for the hiring manager to decide if he wants to interview me, etc, etc. In the meantime I continue my searches and applications and hope for more interviews.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 07:40 AM (aJQbY)

40 It'll come down to jury selection in Raleigh. And nearly everyone hates a crooked cop.

It starts in October. You couldn't make this up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 07:30 AM (dtajH)
==================
A great comfort the trial is in Raleigh and not NoVa or DC, where the crooked cop would have the protection of a plantation jury.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:41 AM (U/Eoe)

41 There will be inspectors and fines for unauthorized tires.
Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:18 AM (MWfyi)


Inspector: Are these contraband tires?
Tire smuggler: No habla.
Inspector: Carry on, brave migrant.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e)

42 How much money did the Talarico campaign pay Nate?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:41 AM (FHoaH)

43 Community Notes

The game Fallout says the end of civilization was the US invading Canada, and China nuking the US. Prescient, or not?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

44 So Ralph Norman lost to Darline Graham. I guess we're stuck with another Graham like we were her brother. I'm not too upset about it, as both left me less than impressed. Maybe she'll be less worse than big bro. Somebody in the ONT also said Nikki Haley endorsed Norman. Had I known that, I would probably have re-thought my vote for Norman. That's how much I despise Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 26, 2026 07:42 AM (qBdHI)

45 The Bandit is hired to run a tractor-trailer full of tires over state lines, in hot pursuit by a pesky sheriff.
Posted by: Count de Monet

"Those are fakes. Follow dat sumbitch!"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 07:42 AM (R5BEI)

46 Norman couldn't coordinate.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 26, 2026 07:42 AM (Fv808)

47 I'm already sick to death of reading about El-Sayed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 26, 2026 07:43 AM (qBdHI)

48 From the tech thread about Yair Netanyahu. My information came from YNet and Iran International.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:44 AM (FHoaH)

49 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Trump will probably be left unimpressed with Darline Graham's gratitude to his help. Hope I am wrong. We need stalwart MAGA Senators, not RINOs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

50 Mark Carney is a hose head…. A hoser….

Did I use it correctly, Canuck hordians?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 07:45 AM (geWO5)

51 Ladybug Lindsey v2.0.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 07:46 AM (R5BEI)

52 I'm already sick to death of reading about El-Sayed.
——-

Thank Goodness America never drilled her own gas and oil for the last 50 years!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 07:47 AM (0ass6)

53 Leftist Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told reporters on Saturday that his country is “at war” with the United States after trade talks collapsed.
======================
Right or wrong, it is my impression Carney has always had a hard on for the varsity player, the US. It's not so much he wants to promote Canada's interests as just that he thinks America is too big for it's britches, in all things.

This language he uses "We are at war!" is intentionally divisive and also intended to last well past the trade kerfuffle. He is establishing much closer relations with China, made clear many times he thinks China is the future hegemon, and his intention now, it appears to me, is to establish in the minds of Canadians a future of constant conflict with the United States.

The Liberal Party leadership is not our friends.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:48 AM (U/Eoe)

54 Salty, I was just remembering that yesterday...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 07:48 AM (aJQbY)

55 Lady in Black — I share your sentiments. I’m perplexed as to why Darlene should be a senator just because her late brother was; also I despise the Nikki so the whole situation has me stumped… I thought we rid ourselves of political dynasties when George P Bush lost to Ken Paxton a few years ago…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 07:48 AM (geWO5)

56 "Serious pollster Nate Silver..."

How does Nate Silver conduct his polls?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 26, 2026 07:50 AM (2Ez/1)

57 Good morning again Horde. Thx JJ. Happy Hump Day all.
I like Michael Goodwin as a writer. His statement that Blakeman has found Hochul's weakness, specifically her alliance with Mamdani , I think he's missing a point. A lot of lunatics on NYC and in my increasingly insane leftist county like the alliance.
Try to explain to them the history of socialism/communism and you get Trump- Epstein -pedo- you don't know what you're talking about. They're doomed and too arrogant and stupid to realize it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 07:50 AM (TbVRb)

58 LinusVanPelt

Loyalty more important than skills?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

59 How do we go to war with our biggest national park?

Posted by: I also gotta ask at August 26, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

60 > Leftist Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told reporters on Saturday that his country is “at war” with the United States after trade talks collapsed.
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He's probably just following China's lead. Or was ordered to. Either way I doubt this "war" will ever be to Canada's advantage.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 07:52 AM (2Cry5)

61 I also gotta ask

The Canadian military used to punch well above it's weight. Used to.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

62 Martini Farmer

China under Xi is well into Imperial overstretch. Most sane places on Earth are keeping China at arm's length.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

63 El-Sayed said an “honest conversation” about reparations “shouldn’t be a crazy thing"

Translation: "we need to keep the black vote since we're losing Hispanics "

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)

64 Invade Canada? John Candy (Canadian) already did that.

https://tinyurl.com/yc695tk4

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:55 AM (U/Eoe)

65 Leftist Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told reporters on Saturday that his country is “at war” with the United States after trade talks collapsed.

That's cute. And yes, I would like large fries.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 07:55 AM (BpO1e)

66 Loyalty more important than skills?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

Yes, there is something to that. Trump always got on well with Lindsay Graham and The Donald does value loyalty. So he’ll probably get that from the sibling…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 07:55 AM (geWO5)

67 Whenever I hear "war with Canada" I can't help but be reminded of "Blame Canada" from the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

Send in the Mothers Against Canada NOW!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 07:55 AM (FZ29D)

68 Canada is trying to weasel out of a contract for F-35s and go European. But even the Leftists controlled Canadian military is telling Ottawa how this is an expensive bad idea.

Which means the government will proceed anyway.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)

69 How do we go to war with our biggest national park?"

Steal their picnic baskets?

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 07:55 AM (XuXeR)

70 I have usually right-thinking homies who will always find fault with Trump. The latest is over "why are we being asshoe with Canada, our best ally."

If I bring up "maybe Trump is playing 3D chess" I get laughed at. So I don't bring it up.

But a common theme to Trump's moves is China, and that may include what he's doing with Carney.

Iran and Venezuela also have Chinese connections, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 07:55 AM (dtajH)

71 Posted by: Trump is a loser at August 26, 2026 07:54 AM (2xaKH)

Thanks for sharing your opinion. You've really given us a lot to think about. Go suck a celebratory cock.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

72 man

If reparations are a thing, based on today, Islam should pay. Cash out all the mosques and property.
Put extra Flock cameras around mosques.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

73 Good morning.

* Grabs IV bag, needle, and gallon of coffee *

I woke up at 4 frickin' AM. The only good thing is I got to see the Pleiades and Taurus in the early morning sky, so that means fall isn't too far away.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to fall asleep at the kitchen table.

Posted by: PabloD at August 26, 2026 07:57 AM (zDDmD)

74 Everyday the Iran War continues hurts Chyna a lot. They have no oil. Or rather, they are now having to pay market prices and send tankers to Alaska to get it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 26, 2026 07:57 AM (36x1j)

75 The Canadian military used to punch well above it's weight. Used to."

Snort.

/ the Cajun Navy could take them

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

76 @71 I missed a new troll and he already got nuked. Damn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 07:58 AM (TbVRb)

77 Right now the Canadian navy is bigger than the Royal Navy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

78 I also gotta ask
The Canadian military used to punch well above it's weight. Used to.

Killers, huh? I'd trade the whole lot of them for a good Camp Fire girl.

Posted by: Sgt.Warden at August 26, 2026 07:59 AM (xFvo2)

79 Taurus in the early morning"

In the Ford Galaxie?

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 07:59 AM (XuXeR)

80 Anna Puma

Still in the baseline. The RN maybe has one deployable warship -- tops. Patrol boats only.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

81 I woke up at 4 frickin' AM. The only good thing is I got to see the Pleiades and Taurus in the early morning sky, so that means fall isn't too far away.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to fall asleep at the kitchen table.
Posted by: PabloD at August 26, 2026 07:57 AM
*****
It's another tequila sunrise.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 26, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

82
61 I also gotta ask

The Canadian military used to punch well above it's weight. Used to.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

I’m sure it’s followed the path of the British military, in that now it exists mostly on paper. The government had too many other things it wanted to do with the money, so why spend it on something the US would handle, if necessary? So they let it all go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 08:01 AM (o3ajz)

83 The Canadian military could use a few Jimmy Doohan's.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 08:01 AM (TbVRb)

84 Canada last met the NATO target of 2% of GDP in 1990, before finally meeting it again in 2026. Historically (in recent decades), Canada is at the bottom of NATO spenders, alongside countries like Spain and Belgium (who are above all that icky military stuff).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 08:01 AM (U/Eoe)

85 Right now the Canadian navy is bigger than the Royal Navy."

I'm guessing every Florida city marina could assemble a better fleet...

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 08:02 AM (XuXeR)

86 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 26, 2026 08:02 AM (53oGX)

87 For Operation Firecrest, the Royal Navy scrounged up one destroyer and one frigate to guard HMS Prince of Wales and it's 8 F-35 aircraft as they set sail into the North Sea to confront the Russian bear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)

88 I also gotta ask
The Canadian military used to punch well above it's weight. Used to.

Killers, huh? I'd trade the whole lot of them for a good Camp Fire girl.

Posted by: Sgt.Warden at August 26, 2026 07:59 AM (xFvo2)

They already disarmed the populace. Hosers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 08:02 AM (dK+Kv)

89 NASA famously hired a bunch of AVRO canucks, then recently unemployed, they were top notch engineers and NASA were glad to get them.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:03 AM (0ass6)

90 Anna Puma

Thanks for the correction.

Still, a sad ending to a great organization.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

91 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:04 AM (rC565)

92 Well, well! What do we have here???

Election interference????

Julian Assange
@ImJulianAssange
Aug 24

The DNC Have set up the midterm election campaigns headquarters in the Canadian Prime Ministers office.


https://t.co/NJRJeEhxl4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 08:04 AM (wUC2u)

93 Canada is at the bottom of NATO spenders, alongside countries like Spain and Belgium (who are above all that icky military stuff).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 08:01 AM (U/Eoe)


And they got to 2% the old fashioned way...by gaming the numbers. They are undoubtedly counting infrastructure improvements as military spending.

As for Belgium? I guess they are lucky that they are in a peaceful part of Europe that rarely sees war.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 08:05 AM (k5CNB)

94 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:05 AM (ccf/V)

95 I woke up at 4 frickin' AM. The only good thing is I got to see the Pleiades and Taurus in the early morning sky, so that means fall isn't too far away.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to fall asleep at the kitchen table.
Posted by: PabloD at August 26, 2026 07:57 AM (zDDmD)

I woke at 4am today to jog 5 miles and beat the Florida heat before sunrise…. I beat the heat but not the humidity, which was sauna like. I think I’ll pay for this late afternoon

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 08:05 AM (geWO5)

96 Canada is borrowing money to pay welfare to the Canadians put out of work by the trade dispute. I don't think they are capable of lasting too long, much less doing any damage to the US.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 26, 2026 08:05 AM (0U5gm)

97 Salty Dawg

Why only 8 F-35s? Because England only has 47 for the RN and RAF.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 08:05 AM (2GVsD)

98 The Canadian military used to punch well above it's weight. Used to.

Killers, huh? I'd trade the whole lot of them for a good Camp Fire girl.

Posted by: Sgt.Warden



Useless trivia:
Canadian military has 68,000 active & 27,000 reserves

Michigan sold 456,731 hunting licenses alone

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:06 AM (rC565)

99 Anna Puma

IIANM, It took a big push to get those ships underway. Like a USS Yorktown repair before Midway push. Just shake my head.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

100 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 08:08 AM (wUC2u)

101 Carney must be playing to left-leaning Quebec and Ontario. I'd expect the folks in 'Texas North' Alberta think differently.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 08:08 AM (dtajH)

102 First Lady is currently battling a round of what they believe is diverticulitis. It's some intestinal issue that cropped up while she was going through chemo. She's in considerable pain and is now on 2 different antibiotics and has a CT scan scheduled for Thursday.


If I find out Ivermectin is a serious treatment for cancers, including what she had, and they all cashed in destroying her body with chemo, I just might be pretty pissed off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)

103 Hey Sefton!

I disagree about CA's slide into totalitarianism. From the mid-1980s to the end of the 1990s, CA was governed reasonably well, and was vibrant and entrepreneurial.

The 1986 immigration fiasco was the death knell for the state, but that took a long time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 08:10 AM (k5CNB)

104 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)

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Prayer for her complete and speedy recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

105
Useless trivia:
Canadian military has 68,000 active & 27,000 reserves

Michigan sold 456,731 hunting licenses alone
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:06 AM (rC565)



The Canadian military is busy infighting between muslham factions and other middle eastern shitreligions. They couldn't stop Ethiopia from taking them over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:10 AM (ccf/V)

106 It sounds like some people in Canada believe that the War of 1812 set their military might in stone and they can win a battle easily.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 08:11 AM (BpO1e)

107 I just learned yesterday that Dolly Parton was Godmother to Smiley Virus.

Posted by: Keeping Score at August 26, 2026 08:11 AM (JM9I6)

108 I woke at 4am today to jog 5 miles and beat the Florida heat before sunrise…. I beat the heat but not the humidity, which was sauna like. I think I’ll pay for this late afternoon
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


I add ten minutes to my time every time for the next day when I miss a day.

I'm scheduled to jog tomorrow for 42 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (rC565)

109 rickb223, lol

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (aJQbY)

110 I think I’ll pay for this late afternoon

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 08:05 AM (geWO5)


You need to get ahead of it! Have a couple of beers...they have electrolytes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (k5CNB)

111 Follow the money.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (FR9Sb)

112 Prayer for her complete and speedy recovery
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)



Thanks. Much appreciated.

As we get closer to trying to move to the country and starting more of a farm life, it just worries me that she won't be able to do what she wants to do because of all this shit, putting more weight on me, and we're that much further from he doctors and hospitals she trusts, to an extent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (ccf/V)

113 There’s something extreme going on with Talarico and the polls - if you look at what out if state people are saying and writing it looks like Talarico is doing great; but if you talk to people in Texas, nobody does.
It’s a lot like Hillary vs Trump, same playbook only worse this time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (o3ajz)

114
Useless trivia:
Canadian military has 68,000 active & 27,000 reserves

Michigan sold 456,731 hunting licenses alone
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:06 AM (rC565)
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Outside of the big eastern cities, and despite recent year efforts to seize guns from the citizenry, I bet most Canadians are also hunters, or have family members who are. It's a hunting paradise, after all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (U/Eoe)

115 Ranked Choice Voting
Mail in Ballots
Gerrymandering

have killed the two-party system in California, with the very predictable results of a One Party system. Like North Korea's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

116 Follow the money.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (FR9Sb)



You see and hear this said a lot in various places, yet it never seems to happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)

117 Also, Open Primaries.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

118 They're not called Campfire Girls and more. Just Campfires. Pisses me off.

Posted by: Patrice Munsel at August 26, 2026 08:14 AM (JM9I6)

119 The 1986 immigration fiasco was the death knell for the state, but that took a long time.
——-
That was the “Flash”. Now we get the “Bang”. Plenty more just like it, where that came from.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:14 AM (0ass6)

120 I don't get the strategy of making the D candidate look better in the polls. Is it cover for the fraud to come? Dishearten R voters so they stay home?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 08:15 AM (dtajH)

121 There’s something extreme going on with Talarico and the polls - if you look at what out if state people are saying and writing it looks like Talarico is doing great; but if you talk to people in Texas, nobody does.
It’s a lot like Hillary vs Trump, same playbook only worse this time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 08:12 AM (o3ajz)



There are a total of 5 yard signs in my AO, and I've seen 1 car window sticker.

Compared to that Beto f*ck, Talafreako isn't even a blip on the radar.

It's not like the left to hide their support for off the wall freakazoids.......

Or the polls are lying, yet again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

122 Sponge

More prayers.

And F**K Cancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

123 Praying for the First Lady, Sponge

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 08:16 AM (geWO5)

124 Rickb —- LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 08:16 AM (geWO5)

125 Outside of the big eastern cities, and despite recent year efforts to seize guns from the citizenry, I bet most Canadians are also hunters, or have family members who are. It's a hunting paradise, after all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


You are correct. Alberta sold a respectable amount of hunting licenses in 2025 - 125,650.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:16 AM (rC565)

126 The Calgary Stampede used to call itself "The World's Largest Rodeo". I've never been to the Stampede but always wanted to check it out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 08:16 AM (U/Eoe)

127 Tom Servo

To me this is a tell of a Leftist information silo. Not reasoning people investing wisely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

128 I don't get the strategy of making the D candidate look better in the polls. Is it cover for the fraud to come? Dishearten R voters so they stay home?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 08:15 AM (dtajH)



Today's polls are nothing but election tampering and should be investigated as such.

But no.....we'll just continue to get battered with how popular the Dems are come election time and just have to hope and pray true, God fearing Americans get off their asses and hit the polls and destroy the communist party once again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)

129 I disagree about CA's slide into totalitarianism. From the mid-1980s to the end of the 1990s, CA was governed reasonably well, and was vibrant and entrepreneurial.

The 1986 immigration fiasco was the death knell for the state, but that took a long time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 08:10 AM (k5CNB)

I agree. When I lived in Cali in the 90s it was truly awesome. Maybe the seeds of the coming fiasco were already in place… but they hadn’t yet grown

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 08:17 AM (geWO5)

130 Sponge

More prayers.

And F**K Cancer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

123 Praying for the First Lady, Sponge
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 08:16 AM (geWO5)



Thank you so very much.

This has been a long, long road and it seems we're not really nearing the end yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

131 Here's Dolly and Miley doing a killa Jolene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6H4r1kWqSM

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 08:18 AM (dtajH)

132 718 and thru da links

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 08:18 AM (/+uur)

133 Good Morning

Posted by: JROD at August 26, 2026 08:18 AM (y0uxL)

134 First Lady is currently battling a round of what they believe is diverticulitis"

Damn. Praying.

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)

135 Sing Wo-He-Lo, sing Wo-He-Lo, Work, Health, Love!

Posted by: Zombie Patrice Munsel at August 26, 2026 08:19 AM (JM9I6)

136
You are correct. Alberta sold a respectable amount of hunting licenses in 2025 - 125,650.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:16 AM (rC565)



What's the average number of guns owned by Canadian hunters as compared to Americans?

I'm betting the US beats them to a pulp with 5 to 7 to 1 per licensed hunter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:19 AM (ccf/V)

137 >>>You see and hear this said a lot in various places, yet it never seems to happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Ah, but it does happen. But 'they' only follow long enough and far enough to get their cut, their vigorish.

Still, I like the sound of it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 08:19 AM (FR9Sb)

138 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

139 120 I don't get the strategy of making the D candidate look better in the polls. Is it cover for the fraud to come? Dishearten R voters so they stay home?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 08:15 AM
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Yeah, let's talk about polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 26, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

140 If I find out Ivermectin is a serious treatment for cancers, including what she had, and they all cashed in destroying her body with chemo, I just might be pretty pissed off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Prayers bud. I hate to hear she's having trouble. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:21 AM (rC565)

141 Seem to clearly remember Californians in the 90s warning the rest of America with dire predictions to take heed that their problems were not isolated to or will not remain restricted to California alone.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:22 AM (0ass6)

142 On the two cases of measles from Lancaster County:

As for the measles, one kid found to have it happened to attend a summer soccer camp at my college campus… we got the heads up about a week before classes started… ugh

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 08:22 AM (xEumJ)

143 Hola

Getting ready to fly to San Francisco. I should be popping in with drivel a good bit today, since work can't get to me 😊

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 08:23 AM (U2ppA)

144 worries me that she won't be able to do what she wants to do because of all this shit, putting more weight on me,"

That's a major deal. Trust me. Mrs' treatments have made most activities and plans non starters...
Some days it's just damn difficult to see the next day.

Posted by: man at August 26, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)

145 The pills should shift somewhat after labor day. Right now push and/or suppression polls are running loose. That looks like what is going on with Talarico. Paxton might not be the greatest candidate but he's going to win by at least 5-6 pts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 08:24 AM (TbVRb)

146 You’re at war with us, Carney? Fine. Recall your ambassador, we’ll recall ours, and we’ll seal the border.

Make 1812 great again.

I’m so done with Canada.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:24 AM (77rzZ)

147 Seem to clearly remember Californians in the 90s warning the rest of America with dire predictions to take heed that their problems were not isolated to or will not remain restricted to California alone.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:22 AM (0ass6)
=====

Feel as if I've been doing it for 20 years.

Fight for $15!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

148 If I find out Ivermectin is a serious treatment for cancers, including what she had, and they all cashed in destroying her body with chemo, I just might be pretty pissed off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)


I believe a person can use ivermectin and fenben in conjunction with traditional treatments. Many states legalized ivermectin over-the-counter and there's a pet version of fenben available.

My personal remedy for diverticulitis is garlic and parsley oil. I know antibiotics are prescribed, but the garlic works for me with less microbiome disruption.

Prayers and well wishes for you both.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 26, 2026 08:25 AM (OlzlW)

149 Getting ready to fly to San Francisco. I should be popping in with drivel a good bit today, since work can't get to me 😊
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla

That's good news! Without the Daily Drivel, this place would be like the Gobi Desert.

Posted by: Bleak Arid Landscape at August 26, 2026 08:25 AM (JM9I6)

150 Chet Atkins and Dolly Parton.
"Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?"


https://youtu.be/oyRqMQdg1WU

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

151 148 Oh, and enteric-coated peppermint oil for intestinal discomfort. It soothes the spasms.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 26, 2026 08:27 AM (OlzlW)

152 Bulg

Can a Governor General (the Sovereign King's representative in Canada) still remove a Prime Minister?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

153 Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 08:23 AM (U2ppA)
=====

The weather will be glorious today. P.A. is nice if you can afford it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

154 My personal remedy for diverticulitis is garlic and parsley oil. I know antibiotics are prescribed, but the garlic works for me with less microbiome disruption.

Prayers and well wishes for you both.
Posted by: Emmie

In what form is the garlic?

Posted by: Hal Itosis at August 26, 2026 08:28 AM (JM9I6)

155 When I first moved to Calif I hung out in Palo Alto often, it used to be a sleepy college town with a tiny downtown.

40 years later it is ritzy, glitzy, and $$$$

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

156 No disrespect to Dolly, but I’m not a big fan of lowering the flag for an entertainer.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

157 Today's polls are nothing but election tampering and should be investigated as such.

Rigging the "prediction" markets.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 08:30 AM (NzX/y)

158 Prayers bud. I hate to hear she's having trouble. 😢
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:21 AM (rC565)



Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:30 AM (ccf/V)

159 What's the average number of guns owned by Canadian hunters as compared to Americans?

I'm betting the US beats them to a pulp with 5 to 7 to 1 per licensed hunter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


No idea. Their population is 5,057,077. About 1 license per 40 people. And I'll bet those hunters aren't "enthusiasts" like we are. They may have a rifle & a shotgun for hunting and that's it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:30 AM (rC565)

160 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.

your bros shot at the electric workers and tried to rob them

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

161 No disrespect to Dolly, but I’m not a big fan of lowering the flag for an entertainer.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)
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She deserves it ten times more than Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

162 152 No idea, Salty.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:31 AM (77rzZ)

163 Prayers and well wishes for you both.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 26, 2026 08:25 AM (OlzlW)



I'll mention that, thanks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

164 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.
=====

Build. The. Wall.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

165 RCP has Democrats winning every open senate seat except Florida and Ohio. Also Democrats in the House up by 6.4 on the generic ballot.

You can almost smell the cannabis from here.

Posted by: That Guy at August 26, 2026 08:32 AM (MV2Ia)

166 Apparently, we had five TACAMO aircraft airborne at the same time over parts of the U.S. yesterday. It may have been related to Ratcliffe's surprise visit to Moscow, maybe not.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 26, 2026 08:32 AM (J4Dwc)

167 Bunch of comments above about the Graham win last night.

I don't have time to expand on it now, but my read over the last few weeks is that Graham is the choice the Horde would want.

A lot of usual suspects were lining up for Norman.

Now off to the airport

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 08:32 AM (U2ppA)

168 No disrespect to Dolly, but I’m not a big fan of lowering the flag for an entertainer.
Posted by: Bulg



Honestly? I'd rather they do it for her than a worthless politician like Mitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:33 AM (rC565)

169
Now off to the airport
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 08:32 AM (U2ppA)



Safe travels, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

170 "There isn’t a clean, widely cited “average guns per hunter” comparison for Canada vs. the U.S.

What’s available is broader:

In Canada, one review found firearm owners possessed about 2.7 firearms on average, and about 73% of respondents said they owned firearms to hunt."

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood AI search engine at August 26, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

171 No disrespect to Dolly, but I’m not a big fan of lowering the flag for an entertainer.

The flag isn't being lowered for Dolly, its lowered for people who want to make their mourning nationally corporate.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 08:34 AM (NzX/y)

172 My suspicion. Putin had elected tactical nuclear weapons and Ratcliffe went to tell him "No."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

173 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city
——-
Why can’t he get out in front of this, show leadership, not to mention you know, do his fucking job, and tell his constituents to stop shooting at the linemen?

What the fuck do you expect?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:34 AM (0ass6)

174 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.



Busting caps at linemen had nothing to do with it. No siree!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:35 AM (rC565)

175 Looking forward to it SF. I am actually going to be in Palo Alto the next 2 days.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 08:35 AM (U2ppA)

176 Nothing exposes the utter leftist rot and pathetic self-debasement of the judiciary more than the suit over the WH ballroom.

This is not a judge upholding the law, it's naked partisans providing client service to the most radical leftists.
It is merely to satiate the left's blood-hatred of Trump. No more than that.

Is there any honor or shred of dignity in the entire of the judiciary?
Well, don't hear a peep of protest.

Roberts and Barrett would not vote to dismiss the suit, so the rest had to settle for the embarrassing dodge of pretending it's still needing review.
Because those two fear the mean words of the left more than the destruction of the law.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 08:35 AM (3cUTc)

177 Dolly was an American Icon success story. I don't have issue flying the flag at half staff for her.

I AM glad they didn't do something as silly as giving her the Congressional Medal of Freedom as they did Megan Rapinoe or Tiger Woods, tho she would've been a more worthy recipient than either of those two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

178 San Franpsycho

My guess as well. And 5 TACMO aircraft up at once is a confirmation of that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

179 >No disrespect to Dolly, but I’m not a big fan of lowering the flag for an entertainer.
++++

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 26, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

180 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city
——-



Tell your black residents to stop shooting and looting the workers and maybe there would be some progress in restoring your power, you racist f*cktard.

Some people just need to be launched into space without a suit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

181 Funny. I'm on the NC Coast and have lived through several post-hurricane power outages after mass destruction of poles, trees, etc. We were SO happy to see the power guys and bucket trucks. We treated them like heroes. Didn't take pot-shots at them, nor try to rob them. What kind of brain-dead, retarded, demented cretin does that?

Posted by: It's The Cultcha! at August 26, 2026 08:37 AM (JM9I6)

182 My suspicion. Putin had elected tactical nuclear weapons and Ratcliffe went to tell him "No."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)


I'd be more likely to believe that the segment of the CIA which put Zelensky in place in Ukraine and got the whole conflict started told the higher ups that Putin was gonna use a nuke than I would that Putin was actually gonna use a nuke.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)

183 Gary should turn itself into a Chocolate City.

Posted by: Ray Nagin, New Orleans at August 26, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

184 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city
——-


Tell your black residents to stop shooting and looting the workers and maybe there would be some progress in restoring your power, you racist f*cktard.

Some people just need to be launched into space without a suit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)
----
I had a power outage in my neighborhood over Independence Day weekend. I took a walk around 3 a.m. because I couldn't sleep with no A/C.

I was THRILLED to see several trucks on my street working to restore power in the wee hours of the morning. Total outage was about 14 hours.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 08:38 AM (FZ29D)

185 No disrespect to Dolly, but I’m not a big fan of lowering the flag for an entertainer.
++++

You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Frank Costanza


EVERYONE knew about the cup sizes. She didn't exactly try to hide it. They had their own area code. They entered the room a minute before she did.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:38 AM (rC565)

186 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.

Maybe the animals in that town need to stop shooting the power line repair men.

Maybe the locals should have adopted "White Supremacy" and hired competent city and electric company management that would have cleared away vegetation from the power-lines before the storms.

Maybe the locals should go out there with their own chainsaws and clear the debris rather than waiting for White Man to save them from their own sloth and neglect.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 08:39 AM (NzX/y)

187 Didn't take pot-shots at them, nor try to rob them. What kind of brain-dead, retarded, demented cretin does that?
Posted by: It's The Cultcha! at August 26, 2026 08:37 AM (JM9I6)



The part of society that is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Democrat party, kept down and poor by the laws and benefit plans put in place to keep the ghettos ghetto.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

188 Today Is National Dog Day. 🐾

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

189 Posted by: Ray Nagin, New Orleans at August 26, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)


You still in prison, bruh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)

190 Maybe they can award them Hazardous Duty pay to incentivize the electrical power restoration.

I can only imagine the conversations that go on behind the scenes. The initial press report was basically “we was gonna fix yo shit, but then our guys got shot at. We’re still gonna fix your shit, but you went to the bottom of the list”.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:40 AM (0ass6)

191 Today Is National Dog Day. 🐾
Posted by: redridinghood
_______

Every dog has its day.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 08:42 AM (XvL8K)

192 My suspicion. Putin had elected tactical nuclear weapons and Ratcliffe went to tell him "No."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

If so, that is very sobering. Honestly though, why would Putin listen to us? The concern all along with the Uke war is that Putin will do whatever it takes to not lose. I’ve no doubt the guy will deploy nukes to avoid what he would consider a doomsday scenario (ie loss of the Crimea… or if the Ukes continue the insanity of drone strikes deep into the Russian homeland). That’s a very dangerous war

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 08:42 AM (geWO5)

193 "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."

Posted by: Great Dolly Parton quotes for 200, Alex at August 26, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

194 Cause: shoot linemen
Effect: no power

How do it work?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

195 A Soros backed Democrat is threatening to blow up the Trump ballroom should Dems take power back.

But WE'RE the violent ones.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

196 Common Tater

The Mayor has a police force, right?

Where are they? Not protecting the utility workers, I bet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

197 Cause: shoot linemen
Effect: no power

How do it work?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)



Must be a lot like HTML tags. No one really knows.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

198 They're shooting linemen in Gary? Why? I'm guessing to keep the blackout going to extend looting opportunities.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 08:43 AM (BI5O2)

199 188 Today Is National Dog Day. 🐾
Posted by: redridinghood

I've been hearing for decades that every dog has it's day. Good to see it's a real thing.

Posted by: Gore Hound at August 26, 2026 08:43 AM (JM9I6)

200 First Lady is currently battling a round of what they believe is diverticulitis. It's some intestinal issue that cropped up while she was going through chemo. She's in considerable pain and is now on 2 different antibiotics and has a CT scan scheduled for Thursday.


If I find out Ivermectin is a serious treatment for cancers, including what she had, and they all cashed in destroying her body with chemo, I just might be pretty pissed off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)
******
Continued prayers for your wife's health.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

201 Dolly did her Top Ten personal peeves on Letterman.

#1 Nobody notices that I have a great ass.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 08:45 AM (dtajH)

202 Continued prayers for your wife's health.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)
=====================
Prayers up., Sponge!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (U/Eoe)

203 ******
Continued prayers for your wife's health.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)



Thank you so much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

204 Prayers up., Sponge!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (U/Eoe)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

205 LinusVanPelt

I said yesterday that prevailing winds would put fallout on Russia if Kiev was hit with a nuclear weapon. So I doubted Putin would do that. I still doubt it.

But both Russia and Ukraine are loosing a war that is now pointless.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

206 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city

We is gonna sue them white mofos for getting in the way of our bullets!

Posted by: Ben Crump, race baiter and attorney at law at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (xFvo2)

207 Dolly had a great body, but for me it was her smile.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

208 I was a lineman for the county. Based in Wichita.

Posted by: Glenn Campbell at August 26, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

209 San Franpsycho

She was good people, unlike many in the entertainment world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

210 Prayer up, Sponge. My Dad had diverticulitis. No bueno.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

211 Dolly had a great body, but for me it was her smile.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)



I don't remember as she wasn't a mainstay in our house when I was young, but did she have naturally bigun's or was she just the first human ever to get breast implants?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

212 But both Russia and Ukraine are loosing a war that is now pointless.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)


The entire point of the war was to allow the US IC to continue a hostile stance towards Russia. It's never been about either Ukraine or Russia, they're just the poor bastards dying over it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

213 Why can’t he get out in front of this, show leadership, not to mention you know, do his fucking job, and tell his constituents to stop shooting at the linemen?

I like the part where the locals, who pretty much appear to be recipients of subsidized utilities, are demanding that the above ground lines are wholesale replaced by buried power lines.

Below grade utilities are generally 10x-20x more expensive than pole based lines depending on the soil. Of course its racism if that isn't provided free, and performed at a Manhattan Project level of intensity.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 08:48 AM (xE0sV)

214 Maybe they can award them Hazardous Duty pay to incentivize the electrical power restoration.



Combat pay & let them shoot back.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:49 AM (rC565)

215 I don't remember as she wasn't a mainstay in our house when I was young, but did she have naturally bigun's or was she just the first human ever to get breast implants?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)


I believe that she was home grown.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

216 Prayer up, Sponge. My Dad had diverticulitis. No bueno.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)



Thanks. It sprouted during her run of chemo with all the off-setting steroids and such and has been a recurring occasional issue ever since. She really needs to watch what she eats. She had some issues gall bladder related prior, but nothing like this.

She was to the point of tears yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

217 Regarding CIA Ratcliff's trip to Moscow....

France and the UK reportedly are going to sell "Storm Shadow" cruise missiles to Ukraine. These can be fitted with nuclear devices. Russia cannot distinguish whether they are nukes or not from any launch intel. Neither can we.

But, I'd presume we knew the UK and France were not stupid enough to sell Ukraine nukes. Maybe we had to tell them not to. Either way it was probably to put Putin at ease. He was threatening to launch his own nukes.

It's probably why several of the "Doomsday" aircraft were airborne at the same time the other day. Aviation watchers noticed this and it made some ripples in that community.

Per reports on the web. YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 08:49 AM (2Cry5)

218 Just the punchline.

Posted by: Well, she didn't drown at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

219 195 A Soros backed Democrat is threatening to blow up the Trump ballroom should Dems take power back.


yeah that's that mofo Krasner

he ALREADY blew up Philadelphia

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (j+aD2)

220 The leftists are having this feeding frenzy of ever spiraling rage of trying to outdo each other in the virtue signaling.

They want the next Democrat to remove/destroy the renovations. It’s just like blowing up the nazi swastikas in post war Europe, is their reasoning.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (0ass6)

221 I don't remember as she wasn't a mainstay in our house when I was young, but did she have naturally bigun's or was she just the first human ever to get breast implants?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I believe they were natural. Which is why she "stood out".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (rC565)

222 Maybe they can award them Hazardous Duty pay to incentivize the electrical power restoration.



Combat pay & let them shoot back.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 08:49 AM (rC565)



We have a f*cking National Guard. Use them. It's what they're for. Roll a few armored vehicles with .50 cal mounts on top. Maybe they'll get the picture and let them finish their work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

223 Think of how many people Dolly employed just with the Dollywood operation alone. There was a gathering of Jeep owners in Pigeon Forge last weekend that drew 50-60,000 Jeeps for the whole weekend.

Posted by: Four Wheelin'! at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (JM9I6)

224 The record of socialism in terms of human suffering, human death, human enslavement is the worst record in recorded history. In one—I won't even say a century—inside of about 50 years, 100 million, 100 million people were murdered by socialists, by socialist/communist regimes. China, USSR, Cambodia, Vietnam—basically everywhere that socialists took over. Remember, the name of the Soviet Union was the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. That's very important.
He told of his first trip to the Soviet Union when he was a young man. After getting off the plane, he saw a large billboard that read "Forward to Communism." Prager explained what we can learn from that: "They knew they weren't there yet. It was a socialist country. And the DSA, the so-called Democratic Socialists of America know it."

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (xEumJ)

225 Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana

Gary, Indiana, let me say it once again

Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana

Gary, Indiana, that's the town that knew me when

If you'd like to have a logical explanation

How I happened on this elegant syncopation

I will say without a moment of hesitation

There is just one place that can light my face

Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)

226 My suspicion. Putin had elected tactical nuclear weapons and Ratcliffe went to tell him "No."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)


Offered Putin asylum in undisclosed country, because Ukraine is winning so hard...

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (g47mK)

227 Serious pollster Nate Silver predicts that the Ds will take the Senate. His big pick is Talarico winning Texas. ISYN
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2026 07:38 AM (dtajH)
*******
Ken Paxton better get out there and start campaigning and running ads.
Gov Greg Abbott has been running ads on television and YouTube as some polls have him losing.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

228 I said yesterday that prevailing winds would put fallout on Russia if Kiev was hit with a nuclear weapon. So I doubted Putin would do that. I still doubt it.

But both Russia and Ukraine are loosing a war that is now pointless.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)
=====

Agreed. However the weapons available for use on the battlefield minimize that even though they are used closer to Russian territory. History shows the Russians are more than willing to sacrifice populations for eventual victory.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

229 France and the UK reportedly are going to sell "Storm Shadow" cruise missiles to Ukraine. These can be fitted with nuclear devices. Russia cannot distinguish whether they are nukes or not from any launch intel. Neither can we.

So, once again, Putin is reacting to provocations from the west and not just trying to conquer all of Europe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

230 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city


Has the mayor even bothered to take a look at the racial and gender composition of the power company's leadership he is criticizing?

This is an encore presentation of South Africa and Zimbabwe once they decided that leadership should be handled by people of the appropriate skin color and sexual organs.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 08:52 AM (xE0sV)

231 So, once again, Putin is reacting to provocations from the west and not just trying to conquer all of Europe.


from the globalists, not the west

they kinda hate "the west"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)

232 I oldest friend died earlier this year.

I recommended the Ivermectin/Mendendazole treatment.

Even his own brother, by far the most competent physician I have ever known recommended it.

Nope. The cancer took him.

If I ever get cancer, I will immediately begin the Ivermectin/Mendendazole treatment.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 26, 2026 08:52 AM (36x1j)

233 History shows the Russians are more than willing to sacrifice populations for eventual victory.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

Russia has killed more Russians than everyone else combined.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)

234 from the globalists, not the west

they kinda hate "the west"
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)


Fair enough.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

235 Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana

Gary, Indiana, let me say it once again

Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana

Gary, Indiana, that's the town that knew me when

If you'd like to have a logical explanation

How I happened on this elegant syncopation

I will say without a moment of hesitation

There is just one place that can light my face

Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)

*scribbles on notepad*

Posted by: Prof Harold Hill at August 26, 2026 08:53 AM (hmYU4)

236 Soros backed Democrat is threatening to blow up the Trump ballroom should Dems take power back.
———
OK, right - and then all the wind up toys follow suit with the rhetoric, or vice versa. It’s really bizarre.

You try to he reasonable “aren’t there more important issues than White House renovations?” and they won’t let it go. It’s some kind of hypnosis practically speaking.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:53 AM (0ass6)

237 "There was a gathering of Jeep owners in Pigeon Forge last weekend that drew 50-60,000 Jeeps for the whole weekend.
Posted by: Four Wheelin'! at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM"
+++

The amber glow of the Check Engine lights was a magical sight.

Posted by: OBD-II at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

238 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

239 Russia has killed more Russians than everyone else combined.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)


The same can probably be said for every other country on Earth.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (ExV1e)

240 Screw them (the people of Gary, IN).

Daddy, what did we use before candles?

Electricity.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 26, 2026 08:55 AM (36x1j)

241 They want the next Democrat to remove/destroy the renovations. It’s just like blowing up the nazi swastikas in post war Europe, is their reasoning.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 08:50 AM (0ass6)

Absolutely. The ballroom destruction push is an effigy, a symbol, a signal to the base. While they're out of power, it's a fig leaf for "we are going to ruthlessly punish the opposition when we have power back. We haven't forgotten, and we're coming for them with both barrels, just make sure to get out and vote if you want vengeance. We're not like them; we won't cuck out and tuck under. They'll be made to pay."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 08:55 AM (BI5O2)

242 Talarico is offending every religious person in Texas, and we've got a lot.

He's a heretic. He's the anti-Christ. As long as Texans aren't lazy and show up to the polls, there's no way he wins. Everyone I've spoken to, and that would have a right slant, of course, knows the guy is evil and would rather swallow glass than vote for him.

I really think they're pulling out all the stops to try and make voters fear and stay home.

It's the ultimate in election intimidation tactics I think I've ever seen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

243 The RUS/UKR dispute has the most extreme coverage of any conflict I've seen in my lifetime.
Even WWeleven had more accurate coverage.
I don't believe anything I'm reading.
I don't think UKR is winning. I don't believe RUS has lost 500,000 men.
But I do not know what I DO believe.

Posted by: MkY at August 26, 2026 08:55 AM (+Pp+Q)

244 A Soros backed Democrat is threatening to blow up the Trump ballroom should Dems take power back.

In the old days, they just would have renamed the ballroom to something that would offend the other party.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 08:55 AM (a6PrB)

245
The amber glow of the Check Engine lights was a magical sight.
Posted by: OBD-II at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)



Saw a meme the other day:

An engine was laying in the middle of a road and the caption was "Someone's Check Engine light must be on."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

246 Wig futures are down 18% this morning.
First Charles Nelson Reilly.
Then Rip Taylor.
Now, Dolly.

Posted by: Hair Today-Gone Tomorrow at August 26, 2026 08:56 AM (JM9I6)

247 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)
=====

Lift and Seperate!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)

248 But both Russia and Ukraine are loosing a war that is now pointless.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
_________

Yeah, I'm not sure what Russia is aiming for at this point. I'm guessing Putin wanted the entire Black Sea coast over to Odessa, plus maybe Kharkov, to wrap this up. But aside from the some limited offensives towards Kharkov, that's not where they're pushing. So my guess is probably wrong.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 08:56 AM (XvL8K)

249 238 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM

*ahem*

Posted by: The ghost of Jayne Mansfield at August 26, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

250 I don't think UKR is winning. I don't believe RUS has lost 500,000 men.
But I do not know what I DO believe.


I believe that essentially these are the same guys, just different flags

and these guys HOLD A GRUDGE

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 08:57 AM (j+aD2)

251 Switzerland: 80.5% of North African asylum seekers have been accused of one or more crimes

Committing the crime the Swiss will not committ.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 08:57 AM (/+uur)

252 But I do not know what I DO believe.

==

Look at a map, maps don't lie.

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 08:57 AM (g47mK)

253 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)


Apparently, if you do not exclude porn stars, the answer is Annie Hawkins-Turner, better known by her stage name Norma Stitz.

Bra Size: Her bra size is widely cited as 102ZZZ (some sources mention 48V or 72ZZZ depending on the measurement year and method, but 102ZZZ is the most commonly referenced current record size).

Weight: Her natural breasts have been reported to weigh approximately 89 pounds (40 kg) each, totaling nearly 180 pounds.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

254 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)



Lisa De Leeuw was naturally well endowed, but she was in porn, so....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

255 Yeah, I'm not sure what Russia is aiming for at this point. I'm guessing Putin wanted the entire Black Sea coast over to Odessa, plus maybe Kharkov, to wrap this up. But aside from the some limited offensives towards Kharkov, that's not where they're pushing. So my guess is probably wrong.


more seriously, I think Rus would agree to only the east (which is majority Rus). but Ukraine won't agree. The west of Ukr is Slavic (ethnic Ukrainian I guess). a settlement might slice off the east into Russia but with the West supporting them, Ukraine will never agree to that.

unto death they will fight

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 08:58 AM (j+aD2)

256 238 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM
*ahem*
Posted by: The ghost of Jayne Mansfield at August 26, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

*cough*

Posted by: Busty Hart at August 26, 2026 08:59 AM (xFvo2)

257 But I do not know what I DO believe.
Posted by: MkY at August 26, 2026 08:55 AM (+Pp+Q)


I believe that almost everyone in a position of power, worldwide, wants the conflict to continue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

258 256 238 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.


probably Mama Cass lol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 26, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)

259 maps don’t lie

*shifty eyes*
— maps in Palestinian classrooms that omit Israel

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

260 5 I don't remember as she wasn't a mainstay in our house when I was young, but did she have naturally bigun's or was she just the first human ever to get breast implants?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

I believe that she was home grown.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)
******
Dolly has admitted to having breast implants and lifts over the years. She never has had breast silicone injections.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 09:00 AM (NpAcC)

261 I believe that almost everyone in a position of power, worldwide, wants the conflict to continue.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

True dat

Posted by: MkY at August 26, 2026 09:00 AM (+Pp+Q)

262 *shifty eyes*
— maps in Palestinian classrooms that omit Israel
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)/i]



Or, palestine.......not the city in Texas, mind you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

263 238 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

=======================
In the midst of all the Morning Report news, the horde zero's right in on the Topics That Matter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 09:00 AM (U/Eoe)

264 With the Minnesota State Fair about to start for its annual 12 day run, this and worse is what authorities are trying to prevent by ‘negotiating’ with Somali Muslim gang members.

Keith Ellison met with gang leaders

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:01 AM (/+uur)

265 It's true. Cross my heart.

Posted by: Playtex at August 26, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

266
Keith Ellison met with gang leaders

hahahahahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:01 AM (/+uur)



Too bad they didn't take him hostage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)

267 But, I'd presume we knew the UK and France were not stupid enough to sell Ukraine nukes.

Have you looked at who is "leading" UK and France? I would fully expect these retarded children with emotional discipline issues would encourage nuke warheads to be used.

What better way to distract the world from their own gross incompetence as their nations fall to dystopian Islamic rule?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (a6PrB)

268 Mojtaba Khamenei Clinically Dead

Internal Iranian sources tell The Atlantic that Mojtaba Khamenei, designated successor to his father, is either dead or in a vegetative state - raising questions about who's actually running Iran.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (xEumJ)

269 Yeah, I think the casualty numbers put out there on the Uke war are massively overstated on both sides. I don’t know what to believe anymore yet I do think it’s a dangerous situation because we’ve been thumbing our nose at Putin and poking him in the eye for four years. The whole thing is a clusterflock…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (geWO5)

270 I used to have a different nic

Looked up Norma Stitz. That poor woman.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

271 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)
=======================
In the midst of all the Morning Report news, the horde zero's right in on the Topics That Matter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 09:00 AM (U/Eoe)


Bulg has a fascination, one might say a laser focus, on large breasts. I suspect that a psychologist would call it pathological.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

272 for the first and last time, balesteine is a made up place!

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (g47mK)

273 If I ever get cancer, I will immediately begin the Ivermectin/Mendendazole treatment.
———

If it isn’t contraindicated, and that’s rare, Ivermectin is something where you don’t wait around for cancer or something like that to show up. It is i]amazing stuff from a Prevention standpoint.

Parasites are virtually impossible to detect, there are a gazillion of them, and their symptoms are vague and mimic a great many things. Have you ever: traveled overseas? Ate suspect food, or water? We like to think America doesn’t have “those problems” but it ain’t 1955 any longer.

Do your own diligence. It takes two separate courses spread a couple weeks or so apart.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (0ass6)

274 Just looked and we're getting into the high 90's and barely 100 for the next 5 days.

Winter is coming!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

275 "Keith Ellison met with gang leaders."

Ahem. The proper terms are "teens" and "youth."

Posted by: AP Style Guide at August 26, 2026 09:03 AM (2Ez/1)

276 I saw a NR article that speculated Ratcliffe went to Russia to talk to Putin about his recent NATO probes, missiles into Poland, threats to bomb cargo planes etc., and to dissuade him from using tactical nukes in Ukraine if his desperation over the stalemate in which he finds himself continues to mount.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 09:03 AM (U/Eoe)

277 shifty eyes*
— maps in Palestinian classrooms that omit Israel
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

I think most if not all commenters here are smart enough not to use balestenian maps...

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 09:03 AM (g47mK)

278
Looked up Norma Stitz. That poor woman.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)



Yeah.....Lord. What do you do with all that? Goodness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

279 If you want to see insane and horrifying videos go to X and put in "flash floods in Nepal". Massive walls of water sweeping down mountain valleys taking people buildings, bridges and dams. Over the last couple of days.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:03 AM (TbVRb)

280 263 238 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)
=======================
In the midst of all the Morning Report news, the horde zero's right in on the Topics That Matter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood


I thought this topic has come up a myriad of times on any occasion where men, beer and free time are together.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 09:04 AM (BvPIe)

281 180-pound breasts? Wow. Now that would justify reduction surgery.

How could that woman even walk?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:05 AM (77rzZ)

282 247 I wonder which female entertainer in history has had the largest natural boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

Forget raw size. What about the “real and spectacular” lady on Seinfeld? Quality over quantity…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:05 AM (geWO5)

283 I saw a NR article that speculated Ratcliffe went to Russia to talk to Putin about his recent NATO probes, missiles into Poland, threats to bomb cargo planes etc., and to dissuade him from using tactical nukes in Ukraine if his desperation over the stalemate in which he finds himself continues to mount.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 09:03 AM (U/Eoe)


I wouldn't believe NR if they told me water was wet, let alone if they 'speculated' on it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

284 In the midst of all the Morning Report news, the horde zero's right in on the Topics That Matter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood



It's just how the men of The Horde try to influence the impending Art Thread ......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

285 tear down
tax
regulate
control
limit
restrain
hearings
impeach
convict

Not one single word of adding new jobs, or increasing wealth, or making Gary (or any other city) safer and more prosperous.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

286 >Mojtaba Khamenei Clinically Dead

It's not true until we say so.

Posted by: The Munchkins at August 26, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

287 I saw a NR article that speculated Ratcliffe went to Russia to talk to Putin about his recent NATO probes, missiles into Poland, threats to bomb cargo planes etc., and to dissuade him from using tactical nukes in Ukraine if his desperation over the stalemate in which he finds himself continues to mount.

==

Speculation, from people who don't know. Putin does not need tactical nukes. Oreshnik can level Kiev in matter of minutes without nukes.

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 09:06 AM (g47mK)

288 Morn' all...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 09:07 AM (+gK6I)

289 Mojtaba Khamenei Clinically Dead

It's not true until we say so.
Posted by: The Munchkins at August 26, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)


Is that so? -- Miracle Max

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

290 Forget raw size. What about the “real and spectacular” lady on Seinfeld? Quality over quantity…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:05 AM
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Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: The pencil test at August 26, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1)

291 Never met Sue Ellen Mischke, but did meet Mulva once at a party in Duluth, GA.

Posted by: Name-Dropper at August 26, 2026 09:08 AM (JM9I6)

292 Boob Trivia, My cousin was banging Carol Doda back i the day. She used to come to some of the family gatherings.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 09:08 AM (FHoaH)

293 286 >Mojtaba Khamenei Clinically Dead

It's not true until we say so.
Posted by: The Munchkins at August 26, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

I saw Clinically Dead open for My Chemical Romance in 2010 at the FSU Arena.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:08 AM (/+uur)

294 Wig futures are down 18% this morning.

Why? With all the renewed interest in the WNBA?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 09:08 AM (BvPIe)

295 Where are the interviews of the "people on the street" where Russia controls Ukraine territory?
Same of the folks who are Ukrainian but in Ukraine territory?
There is NO real info coming out of that conflict at all.

Posted by: MkY at August 26, 2026 09:08 AM (+Pp+Q)

296 How about Ticks? Lyme disease? Mosquitos. Fleas, got any pets?

When you read the list of arthropods large and small, the myriad critters humans can be infected with, coupled with the safety of Ivermectin, never mind the purported anti-cancer effects, you’ll want to take a course yourself if you study it enough just on general principles. I guarantee it.

The story on how it was discovered is sort of Serendipitous. Do your own diligence. Primary source materials. Not what some dumb shit on the TV says.

Use your own Mark 1 Eyeball.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 09:09 AM (0ass6)

297 Forget raw size. What about the “real and spectacular” lady on Seinfeld? Quality over quantity…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:05 AM


Teri Hatcher? I don't know if she's had work done or what but she has not aged well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:09 AM (ExV1e)

298 Speaking of Palestine…. I could only shake my head when I saw yesterday that the owner of the San Francisco 49ers, billionaire Ned York, was arrested in East Palestine, OH and pleaded no contest. He was (I kid you not) soliciting a prostitute in a trailer park there for $140. The billionaire lifestyle!!

Wasn’t East Palestine, OH where they (immigrants) were “… eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of the people who live there”? As immortalized in music on YouTube…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:09 AM (geWO5)

299 Dead Supreme Leaders aren't much fun.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)

300 300

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)

301 Since Ivermectin can be sold OTC in Texas, here's where to find which pharmacy sells them:

https://tinyurl.com/mry5be6c

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 09:10 AM (rC565)

302 It's not true until we say so.
Posted by: The Munchkins at August 26, 2026 09:06 AM
*****

Is this about me?

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at August 26, 2026 09:10 AM (2Ez/1)

303 @282 Teri Hatcher was naked on a balcony in some movie. Her breasts were not that spectacular. Kind of saggy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:10 AM (TbVRb)

304 Winter is coming!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

Yeah, yesterday was really nice here along the Redneck Riviera. First time in over a month where the OAT didn't hit 90 degrees. Got some stuff done outside that I had been putting off for quite a while.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 26, 2026 09:11 AM (J4Dwc)

305 Wasn’t East Palestine, OH where they (immigrants) were “… eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of the people who live there”? As immortalized in music on YouTube…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:09 AM (geWO5)

No.. They had the train derailment with the toxic spill that made people sick and Biden ignored because.. Conservative

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 09:11 AM (+gK6I)

306 EVERYONE knew about the cup sizes. She didn't exactly try to hide it. They had their own area code. They entered the room a minute before she did.

*sniff* *a single tear rolls down silently*

God bless 'em. I mean, her.

But seriously, a nice, funny, sweet, beautiful woman who will be sorely missed.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 26, 2026 09:11 AM (aJQbY)

307 East Palestine was the toxic derailment.

Posted by: Property Values Plummet! at August 26, 2026 09:11 AM (JM9I6)

308
Wasn’t East Palestine, OH where they (immigrants) were “… eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of the people who live there”? As immortalized in music on YouTube…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:09 AM (geWO5)



He's a billionaire. He could likely just make an announcement on the Jumbotron at SF Stadium and have a line of pussy out the building.......

And East Palestine was where the Joe Biden / Pete Buttigieg train derailment with massive hazardous chemicals spilling everywhere happened.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:13 AM (ccf/V)

309 With inflation, you now have to drag $140 through a trailer park.

Posted by: James Carville at August 26, 2026 09:13 AM (JM9I6)

310 Teri Hatcher was naked on a balcony in some movie.

Amazingly, if you search for "Teri Hatcher was naked on a balcony in some movie", you find out that it was Heaven's Prisoners (1996).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

311 And so as our government has correctly identified the MB and its allies as a threat to our own domestic security ...

------------

"Who you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

/Barry Soetoro, 12th Imam-in-Waiting

Posted by: ShainS at August 26, 2026 09:14 AM (arzIt)

312 East Palestine was the poison gas.

Springfield was where the Haitian cannibals were reduced to eating the pets of the people who live there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:15 AM (BI5O2)

313 If you are a Texas resident, this pharmacy will ship Ivermectin to your door. And it's the cheapest I've seen.

https://tinyurl.com/ynb5ecry

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 09:15 AM (rC565)

314 In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless.

“This means equality. It means private sexual relief through masturbation”


ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:15 AM (/+uur)

315 @310 thx. And her breasts were still saggy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:16 AM (TbVRb)

316 But seriously, a nice, funny, sweet, beautiful woman who will be sorely missed.
Posted by: RandomDave


All of that. Yes she was. And her humanitarian side with furnishing books for children to read is impressive.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 09:16 AM (rC565)

317 312 East Palestine was the poison gas.

Springfield was where the Haitian cannibals were reduced to eating the pets of the people who live there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:15 AM (BI5O2)

Gary is where the bros shootin the electrics workers.

Please keep your tales of failed government corrects.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)

318 314 In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless.

“This means equality. It means private sexual relief through masturbation”

Sorry, no, the gutter is where it's at!

Posted by: The Man From Calcutta.... at August 26, 2026 09:17 AM (JM9I6)

319 I used to have a different nic

Thank you. Saggy is right. But I'm Ok with that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:17 AM (u82oZ)

320 York must have been visiting his Mom and Dad, back in Youngstown. Pretty skeezy behavior on its own demerits, but especially so when you run out from Mom's house for a quickie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 09:17 AM (U/Eoe)

321
"Who you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

/Barry Soetoro, 12th Imam-in-Waiting
Posted by: ShainS at August 26, 2026 09:14 AM (arzIt)




I firmly believe, as I'm quite sure Barack does, he IS actually the 12th imam and did everything he could to bring fire and brimstone via nukes to Iran to bring allah to earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

322 If Los Angeles is going to open a chain of Hobo Fuck Dungeons across the city, I hope they put up Hon. Karen Bass statues in front of each one to cool their ardor a little.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:18 AM (BI5O2)

323 East Palestine was the poison gas.

Springfield was where the Haitian cannibals were reduced to eating the pets of the people who live there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:15 AM (BI5O2)

Gary is where the bros shootin the electrics workers.

Please keep your tales of failed government corrects.
Posted by: r hennigantx


Memphis is where they shoot at er'body!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 09:18 AM (rC565)

324 @310 thx. And her breasts were still saggy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:16 AM (TbVRb)


It was just amusing to me that you could get the info using that search string.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e)

325 r hennigantx

Those homeless are so broken they need Government help and dollars for masturbation?

I have questions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

326 Yes perhaps Teri Hatcher has aged poorly, but… I retain my opinion that “real and spectacular” is better than raw, massive pronounced hooterage…. Sydney Sweeney is a good example of this ideal…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:20 AM (geWO5)

327 In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless.


How did we as a species ever survive without government providing these important services?

Other than at interstate rest stops, wasn't this handled privately?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 09:20 AM (a6PrB)

328 Those homeless are so broken they need Government help and dollars for masturbation?

Since it's Cali, with LA be providing pre-teen migrant girls (and boys) to assist?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

329 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

VA Gov. Abigail Spanberger just said the quiet part out loud: President Trump’s ban on noncitizens and illegals getting Medicaid — plus anti-fraud measures — may result in 300,000 THOUSAND people in Virginia losing Medicaid


She’s admitting to what we knew all along!

PURGE THEM FROM THE ROLLS. This is long overdue.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 09:20 AM (NpAcC)

330 Memphis is where they shoot at er'body!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 09:18 AM (rC565)

Not so much of late... crime over all categories is down by nearly half since the military occupation of that hellhole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:21 AM (BI5O2)

331 Only government could think that people need lessons in masturbation. Jocelyn Elders the Surgeon General said teenagers should be taught different ways to wank. As a former teenager , no, no we don't

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:21 AM (TbVRb)

332 Teri Hatcher didn't age well because she got a hold of a really bad plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:21 AM (ccf/V)

333 "In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless."

Follow the money to build and staff said clinics, and the kickbacks.

Posted by: davidt at August 26, 2026 09:22 AM (Q+gd/)

334 Jocelyn Elders the Surgeon General

Way to grab ahold of the problem, lady.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:22 AM (u82oZ)

335 Jocelyn Elders the Surgeon General said teenagers should be taught different ways to wank.

That was a payoff to the groomers in the teacher's union.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)

336 Amazingly, if you search for "Teri Hatcher was naked on a balcony in some movie", you find out that it was Heaven's Prisoners (1996).

Its people like you that make me worry less what people will find in my browser search history.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 09:23 AM (a6PrB)

337 "In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless."



I thought they just needed teeth.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:24 AM (ccf/V)

338 > In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless.
---------
Because the homeless can't jack off themselves? They need to specify what these clinics actually do.

I may be interested.

Posted by: Helpless Masturbator at August 26, 2026 09:24 AM (2Cry5)

339 And, of course, they will keep beating off and buttfucking one another in full view of the the public. They just sleep in the fuck dungeons on hot days and peddle dope out of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:24 AM (BI5O2)

340 Teri Hatcher didn't age well because she got a hold of a really bad plastic surgeon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:21 AM (ccf/V)

Sad… much like Meg Ryan, huh? She ruined her face

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:24 AM (geWO5)

341 In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless.

“This means equality. It means private sexual relief through masturbation

ha
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:15 AM (/+uur)
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Public libraries aren't good enough for them?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 09:24 AM (FZ29D)

342
337 "In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless."



I thought they just needed teeth.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:24 AM (ccf/V)

Probably be better without out them in this instance

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 09:25 AM (+gK6I)

343 Its people like you that make me worry less what people will find in my browser search history.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 09:23 AM (a6PrB)


I mean, I don't search for shit like how to make bombs or kill politicians or pedo shit. Looking for the name of a mainstream movie in which some actress went nude is pretty tame in 2026.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

344
Sad… much like Meg Ryan, huh? She ruined her face

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:24 AM (geWO5)



Very similar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)

345 One of my big signs to get out of Denver was when I saw a couple of old hobos lovingly sponge-bathing each other in front of a suburban Wendy's.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:26 AM (BI5O2)

346 may result in 300,000 THOUSAND people in Virginia

So 300 million ineligible Medicaid recipients in Virginia alone.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 26, 2026 09:27 AM (/TiS1)

347 VA Gov. Abigail Spanberger just said the quiet part out loud: President Trump’s ban on noncitizens and illegals getting Medicaid — plus anti-fraud measures — may result in 300,000 THOUSAND people in Virginia losing Medicaid


===

DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 09:27 AM (g47mK)

348
Probably be better without out them in this instance
Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 09:25 AM (+gK6I)




Gummin' FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

349 We got rid of In-N-Out but we brought the Hobo Jack Shacks. You're welcome!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:29 AM (BI5O2)

350 Yudhishthira's Dice

Comment of the week worthy right there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 09:30 AM (u82oZ)

351 In Los Angeles it has been proposed to have government funded sex and masturbation clinics for the homeless.

“This means equality. It means private sexual relief through masturbation”


ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 26, 2026 09:15 AM (/+uur)

-----------

This will undoubtedly include a government-funded state-wide anal-intrusion program overseen by Dr. Anthony "Anal Swab" Faucistein providing "private" intestinal & bowel relief through digital rectal examinations.

Because God knows there's not enough Shits of San Francisco ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 26, 2026 09:31 AM (arzIt)

352 Some of the 'inappropriate use of Holiday Road' videos are funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

353 It seems CBD attempted to run in flip flops again.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

354 No art do I see…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:34 AM (geWO5)

355 Art is up.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 26, 2026 09:35 AM (NcvvS)

356 Not one mention of the admin pausing all visa issuances in foreign consulates (over 600,000 granted last year) so that officials can get new training on public charge requirements set in law?

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 09:36 AM (/PKja)

357 353 It seems CBD attempted to run in flip flops again.......
Posted by: Sponge

He was up fixing his attic fan. Now has one leg through the bedroom ceiling.

Posted by: Bob Vila at August 26, 2026 09:36 AM (JM9I6)

358 California’s beleaguered, over-budget high-speed rail line now has one more thing to worry about: A city and housing developer wants to build homes right in the train’s projected path.

Shafter, a city near Bakersfield, and developer Lennar Homes are plowing ahead with 1,200 homes in the same area off Highway 99 where the state’s rail authority plans to build tracks.

The development, called Gossamer Grove, is a “master-planned community” that will be equipped with a picnic area, playground and dog-walking trails, according to Lennar’s website.

The homes planned by Lennar, one of the largest builders in the Central Valley, will have three to four bedrooms, with prices in the high $300,000s.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 09:50 AM (RHGPo)

359 A report in The Free Press today by Olivia Reingold examines the results of the Gaza Nutrition SMART Survey conducted by UNICEF and found that "At the rate of 0.5 percent, Gaza has one of the lowest rates of acute child malnutrition in the region."

Read that again.

Then read this: "The UNICEF-led team’s presentation also revealed that Gaza now faces a new challenge: obesity and excess weight, which affect a combined 4 percent of children under the age of 5."

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

360 California is

Posted by: Asshoe at August 26, 2026 09:57 AM (vSneF)

361 And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Buc-eemandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 26, 2026 10:06 AM (kpS4V)

362 🔥NEW: Victor Davis Hanson *TORCHES* Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries🔥

"They were the Dr. Frankensteins and they created this socialist Frankensteinian MONSTER — and now it's devouring them because they're WEAK!"

"When you look at Hakeem Jeffries, he's like a deer in the headlights. His eyes start rolling ... it's just gibberish."

"They're old fuddy-duddy, ossified, calcified HACKS!"

"They've been a BIG gift to Trump — because they're so incompetent and off-putting and repulsive."

🤣

Watching Schumer and Jeffries speak really is brutal.

They have led their party off the rails.

Their "big tent" is now filled with America-hating socialists they refuse to denounce.

The whole party is now branded as communists.

Even Hillary Clinton warned this will be a "very effective" attack line against Democrats.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

363 "California began its degeneration into a thugocratic Leftist dictatorship decades before Hong Kong."
Yes, in the 60's, the "Summer of Love" in 1968 in San FranFreakshow, to be exact...
When all of the United States threw out their trash, and it landed in California, a once-patriotic state that gave you Governor Ronald Reagan...from where so many men shipped out to the Pacific Theater under the Golden Gate in WWII, Korea, Vietnam...
You all gave California Nancy Pelosi (from Baltimore), Barbara Boxer (the Bronx), Maxine Waters (Texas), and on and on...
We need a Crusade in America to rid us of the islamofascist menace, and a Crusade in California to take the state back from the commie trash.

Posted by: UncleJefe at August 26, 2026 11:44 AM (yJx6D)

364 The California tire law, the Phase 2 part with teeth, doesn't take effect until about 2033. The whole law only applies to tires manufactured (not sold) after January 2029. I'm not going to lose sleep over it just yet.

That said, it 's a shitty precedent, and another camel nose in the tent.

Posted by: MartynWW at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (FVEfs)

365 Our front yard was a complete mess until this landscaping
service came in and worked their magic on every corner The design process
was collaborative and the team listened carefully to exactly what we wanted from start to
finish The service covers everything from basic lawn mowing to complete
landscape redesign projects of any scale I am thrilled with the stunning
results and will definitely be using this landscaping company again next season

Posted by: landscape Design service at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (/y0p5)

Daily Tech News 26 August 2026

Top Story

  • Apple has announced new Mac Mini models based on the M5 Pro and M6 CPUs. (MacRumors)

    The M6 is a marked upgrade over the M4 - the M5 never showed up on the Mac Mini - but there is no M6 Pro, so the higher-end models of the Mac Mini, anything with more than 32GB of RAM, steps back to the M5 Pro.

    But if you don't need that the M6 should run a lot faster. Apple says up to 40%, and that's actually believable, because it not only increases the core count from 10 to 12, it adds two high-end "super" cores, not just two low-end efficiency cores.

    Oh, and 2.5 Gbit Ethernet is standard, not the ancient 1 Gbit.

    Not cheap - the 64GB model costs five times as much as I paid for a 64GB mini-PC last December, but the same mini-PC at the same price now only has 32GB, so it has gotten closer.


  • If you need more than that, Apple also announced M5 Max and M5 Ultra Mac Studios with up to 512G of RAM. (Mac Rumors)

    That's a big jump as well, because the high-end Studio model was limited to the old M3 Ultra, and even then maxed out at... I think 96GB of RAM, with anything faster sold out. Now you can get those high-end models again, and they come with 1.2TB of bandwidth, suitable for pretty serious tasks.

    Yes, they're wildly expensive, but right now so is everything, so Apple looks, if not more affordable, less unaffordable.


Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Long skirt, short jacket.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:40 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

2 G'morning everyone.

Pixy: You got meeting'ed again, didn't you?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 04:42 AM (O7YUW)

3 And for those that don't know, X sent Nitter and XCancel "Cease and Desist" letters, so they've suspended their services until they can seek legal advice.

X really wants people to sign up just to read posts.

Some of us just want to lurk. *shrugs* I can do without if that's what they really want.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 04:44 AM (O7YUW)

4 oh, no

Nitter
Cease and desist

On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters have been sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.

nitter.net is offline and development has stopped for the time being. I'm seeking legal advice and won't be commenting further on the specifics for now.

Thank you to everyone who used, hosted, packaged, donated and contributed to Nitter over the past seven years.

— zedeus, 25 August 2026Nitter

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:45 AM (odBC9)

5 an extra Nitter creeped in there at the end

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)

6 G'day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

7
Nitter
Cease and desist

On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters have been sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.

nitter.net is offline and development has stopped for the time being. I'm seeking legal advice and won't be commenting further on the specifics for now.

Thank you to everyone who used, hosted, packaged, donated and contributed to Nitter over the past seven years.

— zedeus, 25 August 2026

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)

8 Cake - The Distance

I dunno, was that absurd enough?

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:55 AM (odBC9)

9 They have one song I really like, and this is the second best. It's a long way behind.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 26, 2026 04:56 AM (BLOW1)

10 X really wants people to sign up just to read posts.

And it's never gonna happen. If I wanted an X account, I'd have one. I don't. And there's nothing so essential there that I need one.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 26, 2026 04:57 AM (nTRVw)

11 It's a fun song. Expanding our horizons.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:00 AM (odBC9)

12 I like Cake. Also, cake.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 26, 2026 05:02 AM (nTRVw)

13 I like the group Cake

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

14 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 05:04 AM (sAmhv)

15 I saw Cake live within the last year or so.

They give away a tree at every concert. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there either.

They put on a good show though.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 26, 2026 05:06 AM (nTRVw)

16 "Commodore has unveiled a Cyberpunk 2077 themed Commodore 64 that runs at 77MHz."

I wonder if it has 256K of memory, and an advanced processor that can allow one to hack time?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 05:07 AM (O7YUW)

17 SpaceX is building a new spaceport in Louisiana.

Buh bye California, hello space gators.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 05:09 AM (O7YUW)

18 This song from Cake strongly reminds me of "the city sleeps" by MC 900 Ft. Jesus.

Posted by: Blistered Paint at August 26, 2026 05:10 AM (79m0J)

19
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 26, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

20 10 X really wants people to sign up just to read posts.

And it's never gonna happen. If I wanted an X account, I'd have one. I don't. And there's nothing so essential there that I need one.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 26, 2026 04:57 AM (nTRVw)

Gonna see how my withdrawal goes over the next few days.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:11 AM (odBC9)

21 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 26, 2026 05:13 AM (Hbeqj)

22 Good Moooornnninnnggg pixel friends.

Off to see the 'Pro's from Dover' about my medical issue. I'm hopeful for some slight return to a normal life.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 26, 2026 05:14 AM (Q/FnY)

23 daily 𝕏 reads

@bonchieredstate but he's on hiatus
@redsteeze
@aelfred_d
@magills_
@jarvis_best
@damintoell
@beyondreasdoubt

Couple of hours a day, prob'ly.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

24 There are said to be a lot of small to medium sized rocket makers affiliated with the Navy roaming around the Wallops area.

Posted by: Accomack at August 26, 2026 05:18 AM (/Chlc)

25 Resisted X so far myself

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:22 AM (Ia/+0)

26 CAKE - Short Skirt / Long Jacket (Official HD Video)

on youtube

is also fun

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:24 AM (odBC9)

27 Cake has a lot of good stuff

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:27 AM (Ia/+0)

28 Belated BOING!

Back from newborn baby shopping with Mrs. BD for our new grand pupette.

Kept myself busy office supplies shopping and reading.

Maybe l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 05:27 AM (rkiXj)

29 You can buy newborn babies in Israel?

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 26, 2026 05:29 AM (Fv808)

30 The U.S. Secret Service confirmed on Aug. 25 it is aware of a video aired by Iranian state-run media that appears to threaten President Donald Trump’s youngest son, Barron, and places a $10 million bounty on him.

That sounds like a good story thread. A group of assassins attempt to kill the son of the President only to discover that he's a far more brutal killer than they are.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 05:33 AM (BpO1e)

31 26 CAKE - Short Skirt / Long Jacket (Official HD Video)

on youtube

is also fun
Posted by: m


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtYckLIZnI

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 26, 2026 05:33 AM (BLOW1)

32 Awful what happened to bill ackman's daughter.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 26, 2026 05:38 AM (Fv808)

33 G'mornin' everyone!

quite right, G&R!
I wonder if Elon knows that his legal department is trying to chase people away ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 26, 2026 05:38 AM (VyBeY)

34 31 26 CAKE - Short Skirt / Long Jacket (Official HD Video)

on youtube

is also fun
Posted by: m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtYckLIZnI
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 26, 2026 05:33 AM (BLOW1)

; )

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:39 AM (odBC9)

35 I have never heard of a group called "Cake" . Are they Australian?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:39 AM (W90Ou)

36 You can buy newborn babies in Israel?
Posted by: Dark Lix


I suggest leasing. Babies turn into teenagers.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 05:40 AM (VHUov)

37 Ms Peal was very nice

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:40 AM (Ia/+0)

38 " I suggest leasing. Babies turn into teenagers."

LOL, Mikeski

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:43 AM (JrHfD)

39 Not positive but sure Cake is from US, been around long time

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:46 AM (Ia/+0)

40 Fen, Cake is out from Sacramento.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 05:47 AM (BpO1e)

41 They kicked their communists to the curb and replaced them with communists.

You ice cream flavors are Lenin or Trotsky. Chose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 05:47 AM (l3cgK)

42 From Sacramento

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:47 AM (Ia/+0)

43 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! "Tis Woden's Day yet again.

In checking out one of Ace's Cafe Links using the extension Xcancel, I hit a wall saying that XCancel has been dropped because X sent them a cease-and-desist letter. While I didn't remove the extension, I turned it off. Anybody have the full story of what happened? And is there another, similar extension I can use to read X posts until X tracks *them* down?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)

44 35 I have never heard of a group called "Cake" . Are they Australian?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:39 AM (W90Ou)

They should play in McArthur Park in the rain...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 05:48 AM (l3cgK)

45 X refuses to learn that shutting one site down doesn't stop others from cropping up.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 05:48 AM (BpO1e)

46 When I was at the 4H fair on Sunday there were a couple of churches with booths. I didn't get to speak to all of the people because I was at working at the fair , but when I took a break to get something to eat there was a man handing out literature. I got a little elastic bracelet which says " The Lord is my strength and my shield." From Psalm 28:7. I like it. I have it on now. That man was a very tall guy. He was apparently across from the Muslims who also had a booth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:50 AM (JrHfD)

47 I see the XCancel issue has already come up, and Nitter was also threatened. Oh, well. I'm still not gonna sign up for more social media sites than I have, which is approximately none (if you don't count AoS and a pipe smokers' forum).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9)

48 the only time I try to view X content is when folks here link to it...I've been using twitterviewer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 05:53 AM (l3cgK)

49 Can stop at donut shop today, been driving past it daily a lot, its not open at 5am

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:53 AM (Ia/+0)

50 Mornin' Wolfus. Nitter has one instance that is up and running, but it's massively overloaded and about as slow as a sloth on Valium in a February ice storm. Effectively useless.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)

51 On our lovely walk on the boardwalk yesterday we saw a number of plants including this pretty thing- "jewel weed":

https://tinyurl.com/ydbejpfp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 05:54 AM (JrHfD)

52 @49/Skip: "Can stop at donut shop today, been driving past it daily a lot, its not open at 5am"

Slackers. Don't they know that 2am is "time to make the doughnuts"?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)

53 Today is (SS) payday. After working out and having some chow I'll wash the car, hit Walmart for a few things, and then drive out to the pipe shop for some supplies.

Humidity is down a bit, and so are the temp and heat index. Maybe I can crank out a little more track time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 05:55 AM (wzUl9)

54 Should head out
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:56 AM (Ia/+0)

55 You too, Skip.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 06:00 AM (O7YUW)

56 So I'm going through the house yesterday looking for something and come across the small Bible that one of the Gideons put in my hand when I was going into MEPS. It's one of the few things that won't get taken from you when you are turning in your property in Boot Camp and it's been with me since 98.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:01 AM (BpO1e)

57 Big black Stirling has not decided to chew on me in response to his diet. From a forkful of canned plus most of a small scoop of dry food 2x a day, I've got him on a forkful and a half of the canned and half the scoop 2x a day. Dagny gets about the same. The difference: I'm being more vigilant about keeping him from eating what she leaves. If she doesn't finish her meal, I pick it up and hide it for a while, so he can't gobble it. Eventually she comes back into the kitchen and gives me The Look, and I put the remainder down for her.

Stirling is galloping around here; he certainly is not wasting away. Weighing him at home will involve picking him up and weighing both of us, then weighing me alone, then subtracting. The scale is not that accurate;, it'll be approximate at best.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)

58 And here is a bit more on Dolly Parton's life and Christian faith:

https://tinyurl.com/3jef8c7s

I am annoyed that Zohran Mamdani had to open his big mouth and say., "She was a friend to the working class." Yes, Zo. She was an extremely charitable person and among other things gave books to millions of kids. She was NOT a communist and NOT a Muslim. It was a stupid thing for his speechwriters to give to him to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:02 AM (JrHfD)

59 Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:01 AM

That's such a nice story. I had a really good conversation with a guy at the Gideon's booth next to me. He told me he goes to a church where their devoted pastor is a "great guy." And preaches there and then goes to the church down the road to preach again and he is in his 90's.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:05 AM (JrHfD)

60 59: Honestly, it's one of the few things I remember about that particular day. It's about 4 or 5, we're being herded off of the buses and they were waiting for us.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:10 AM (BpO1e)

61 @58/FenelonSpoke: Politicians will always co-opt someone else's good works to further their own agenda.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 06:15 AM (O7YUW)

62 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 06:15 AM (O7YUW

Yep! 😕

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:18 AM (W90Ou)

63 A Washington state church is standing firm on its decision to end a longstanding relationship with a food charity that had served meals from its property for over 30 years.

Basically, the druggies were ruining it for everyone and the church had to protect its members. Naturally people are screeching about how wrong this is but solving the problem of the druggies is probably considered mean.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:19 AM (BpO1e)

64 Politicians will always co-opt someone else's good works to further their own agenda.

And on X, the Usual Suspects were already politicizing her death and life. Which explains my attitude towards most people.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:20 AM (BpO1e)

65 Someone asked Pablo Picasso why he didn't give money to charity. He replied "We are not Christians. We are Socialists."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 26, 2026 06:21 AM (36x1j)

66 It was a stupid thing for his speechwriters to give to him to say.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Is it just me, or do knives seem extra-twisty when Fen twists them?

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 06:21 AM (VHUov)

67
AKC site is down for "maintenance". So I can't work on Dutch's spreadsheet. I have profound differences in breed points he earned in 2014. Like, I'm low by 30. That's a lot and indicates I missed a number of shows he was in. I only have the haziest idea of where he was shown, but I'm pretty sure it was largely limited to TX, LA, and AR. So I'm looking for gaps in his schedule and trying to winkle out any additional appearances he made.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 06:22 AM (O0L8i)

68 Nice devotional on the "Power of Consistent Prayer" and Daniel 6:3-7, 9-11:

https://tinyurl.com/3tsyxvw6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:23 AM (W90Ou)

69 65 Someone asked Pablo Picasso why he didn't give money to charity. He replied "We are not Christians. We are Socialists."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 26, 2026 06:21 AM (36x1j)

Socialism and Communism brings out the selfishness and corruption in people more than anything, which is ironic; it's the exact opposite that's needed in such a system, but it bucks against human nature, especially with the leadership. Capitalism uses human nature's selfishness for the benefit of others, albeit imperfectly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 06:24 AM (l3cgK)

70 Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 06:21 AM (VHUov

I'm sorry. I hope that I generally try to stay away from that about pastors here, except for the guy who regularly castigates Boomers. Zo Mamdani is not a poster here and a Nepo baby , so I can let loose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:26 AM (W90Ou)

71
Someone asked Pablo Picasso why he didn't give money to charity. He replied "We are not Christians. We are Socialists."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 26, 2026 06:21 AM (36x1j)


Studies show: no one is stingier with his own money than a Leftist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 06:27 AM (O0L8i)

72 Is it just me, or do knives seem extra-twisty when Fen twists them?
Posted by: mikeski


Nope. It ain't just you.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:30 AM (BpO1e)

73 69 Socialism and Communism-But you repeat yourself.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:30 AM (BpO1e)

74 I'm sorry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Don't apologize, it was a compliment! In one tidy little sentence, you called him stupid, you called his speechwriters stupid, and you implied he was a puppet with no agency. It was beautiful.

Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 06:30 AM (VHUov)

75 73 69 Socialism and Communism-But you repeat yourself.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:30 AM (BpO1e)

They wear different clothes and walk at a different pace, but both are on the same path.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 06:32 AM (l3cgK)

76 Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2026 06:30 AM (VHUov)

Ok. Thanks. I hope I don't die immediately and that will be what people here remember about me- that I had a talent for insulting Zohran Mamdani. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:35 AM (xSAlF)

77 They wear different clothes and walk at a different pace, but both are on the same path

"But it's Democratic Socialism which is totally different!"

That was from an argument I had with a cousin. He finally asked what I would do if this country became a socialist paradise (my words, not his.).

My exact answer: "If that poison religion took over, you and your kind would cease to be human in my eyes. I would kill you with a smile on my face and a song in my heart."

There's a good reason I don't go to family gatherings any more.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:36 AM (BpO1e)

78 76: Fen, the main thing people remember about you here is that you are the nice one despite all of us. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:36 AM (BpO1e)

79 My exact answer: "If that poison religion took over, you and your kind would cease to be human in my eyes. I would kill you with a smile on my face and a song in my heart."

There's a good reason I don't go to family gatherings any more.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:36 AM (BpO1e)


Ok, what are we supposed to do with THAT???

Posted by: Hallmark Greeting Card R&D Department at August 26, 2026 06:38 AM (B0NCh)

80 69 Socialism and Communism-But you repeat yourself.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 06:30 AM (BpO1e)

They wear different clothes and walk at a different pace, but both are on the same path.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 06:32 AM (l3cgK)
-

I always like to repeat what I saw on the Internet way back when:

A socialist is a Marxist without a Kalashnikov.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 06:40 AM (5UTWB)

81 I was scheduled to attend a safety meeting via Zoom, and tried to sign on fifteen minutes before start time. It turns out that the Zoom software was totally new since my last such meeting, and I frantically updated and got in two minutes late.
Also, the organization’s safety policy document was posted on “Google Cloud” (?) and demanded that I sign up for that. (i didn’t).
I refuse to voluntarily give Google, etc. any more information about myself, than they already have from spying.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 26, 2026 06:42 AM (1FEc1)

82 81 I was scheduled to attend a safety meeting via Zoom, and tried to sign on fifteen minutes before start time. It turns out that the Zoom software was totally new since my last such meeting, and I frantically updated and got in two minutes late.
Also, the organization’s safety policy document was posted on “Google Cloud” (?) and demanded that I sign up for that. (i didn’t).
I refuse to voluntarily give Google, etc. any more information about myself, than they already have from spying.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 26, 2026 06:42 AM (1FEc1)

When work would force me to use such things, it was only on my work computer. My company was very careful about security (could only use company provided USB drives, for instance). Passwords were changed every couple of months, and our computer usage was closely monitored (which is their right on their hardware). For quite a while, I wasn't even allowed to use Zoom because of security concerns (all that data flowing through Chinese servers)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 06:45 AM (l3cgK)

83 Have to get going folks. Have a blessed day and please know that you are a blessing to others.

Pray-ers Please Pray for poster Tecumseh Tea's husband for complete healing . She is a dear woman- as I'm sure are the rest of her family are dear people - and he is being treated for 4th stage cancer .

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:48 AM (xSAlF)

84 A socialist is a Marxist without a Kalashnikov.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 06:40 AM (5UTWB)
====================
Yet

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 06:50 AM (U/Eoe)

85

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 26, 2026 06:50 AM (732Gn)

86 mornin yall

"HALL COUNTY, Ga. — An investigator with the Hall County Sheriff's Office has been fired for using the agency's Flock camera system for personal purposes."

Another day, another cop caught Flocking.

I hate modern society. It's all going to shit.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 06:53 AM (MWfyi)

87 Also, the organization’s safety policy document was posted on “Google Cloud” (?) and demanded that I sign up for that. (i didn’t).
I refuse to voluntarily give Google, etc. any more information about myself, than they already have from spying.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 26, 2026 06:42 AM (1FEc1)
=================
For many years our company didn't like us to use Google on company computers, for reasons I never understood. "Get to know Duck Duck Go" was the security line.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 06:55 AM (U/Eoe)

88 86 "HALL COUNTY, Ga. — An investigator with the Hall County Sheriff's Office has been fired for using the agency's Flock camera system for personal purposes."

Another day, another cop caught Flocking.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 06:53 AM (MWfyi)

SNAFU
Situation Normal, All Flocked Up

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 06:55 AM (odBC9)

89 Morning Horde, thx Pixy.
A nice 56° when I took my walk to the store at 5 AM. Now 58° . Early fall in the mid Hudson.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 06:58 AM (TbVRb)

90 A store is open at 5 AM?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 06:59 AM (U/Eoe)

91 Some disturbing information floating around. Yair Netanyahu had to be immediately removed from Florida because Israeli intelligence learned of an Iranian cell that was planning to assassinate him. This was not information coming from the FBI.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:00 AM (FHoaH)

92 91 Some disturbing information floating around. Yair Netanyahu had to be immediately removed from Florida because Israeli intelligence learned of an Iranian cell that was planning to assassinate him. This was not information coming from the FBI.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:00 AM (FHoaH)

I read something similar (surely at AoSHq) about Barron Trump.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:01 AM (odBC9)

93 I read something similar (surely at AoSHq) about Barron Trump.
Posted by: m


Post #30 from me. Just sayin'. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 07:03 AM (BpO1e)

94 @90 Huck, yup Stewart's. A chain in upstate NY with great ice cream , decent breakfast sandwiches

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 07:04 AM (TbVRb)

95 Good morning morons

Doc says right knee has degenerated meniscus your faithful servant got a cortisone shot and Rx for a knee brace. Like Forrest Gump.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 07:05 AM (RIvkX)

96 Daily Tech News 26 August 2026

Jolene edition

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:06 AM (odBC9)

97 m, The IRGC put out one of their AI propaganda pieces about Barron and plans to assassinate both he and Melania.
The fact that there is/was a cell operating in Florida that had been doing live surveillance is reason for lots of questions.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:06 AM (FHoaH)

98 93 I read something similar (surely at AoSHq) about Barron Trump.
Posted by: m

Post #30 from me. Just sayin'. -:-)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 07:03 AM (BpO1e)

#moarcovfefe

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:07 AM (odBC9)

99 Is that the old Stewart's Root Beer, maybe modernized?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:07 AM (U/Eoe)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:07 AM (odBC9)

101 91, no surprise there, the fibbies were probably providing logistical support to the assassins

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 26, 2026 07:08 AM (VyBeY)

102 #moarcovfefe
Posted by: m


-:-)

I'm sure there are a lot of democrats out here that would happily guide the assassins towards Barron because "WE FIGHT FASCISTS!"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 07:08 AM (BpO1e)

103 Here's Ben Had's story, about Iranian agents trying to kill Netanyahu's son in Miami, and apparently pretty close to succeeding.

https://tinyurl.com/372mffbz

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:08 AM (U/Eoe)

104 97 m, The IRGC put out one of their AI propaganda pieces about Barron and plans to assassinate both he and Melania.
The fact that there is/was a cell operating in Florida that had been doing live surveillance is reason for lots of questions.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:06 AM (FHoaH)

Thank you for this.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:08 AM (odBC9)

105 KwikTrips all across Wisconsin are open at 5

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 26, 2026 07:09 AM (VyBeY)

106 88 86 "HALL COUNTY, Ga. — An investigator with the Hall County Sheriff's Office has been fired for using the agency's Flock camera system for personal purposes."

Another day, another cop caught Flocking.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 06:53 AM (MWfyi)

SNAFU
Situation Normal, All Flocked Up

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 06:55 AM (odBC9)

He was flocking at his desk during work...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 07:10 AM (l3cgK)

107 106 88 86 "HALL COUNTY, Ga. — An investigator with the Hall County Sheriff's Office has been fired for using the agency's Flock camera system for personal purposes."

Another day, another cop caught Flocking.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 06:53 AM (MWfyi)

SNAFU
Situation Normal, All Flocked Up

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 06:55 AM (odBC9)

He was flocking at his desk during work...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 26, 2026 07:10 AM (l3cgK)

Go on....

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:12 AM (odBC9)

108 It's bad enough Flock exists, for not much longer I hope, and it isn't government owned, but Iran or China could buy Flock and do real mischief.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:12 AM (U/Eoe)

109 Huck, Thank you supplying the link. I would break the blog trying to do it myself.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:13 AM (FHoaH)

110 This is another topic from the ONT.
Middle school relative attended an academic Summer camp held at a small college four rural counties away from our home.
During session on world religions, instructor asked if any student could recite the five pillars of islam. Our relative could rattle them off with ease.
Our schools are teaching the WRONG Stuff for intro to world religions. They should start with the difference between the Meccan and Medinan verses. Also mention the division of the world into “House of islam” versus “House of WAR”!

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 26, 2026 07:14 AM (1FEc1)

111 108 It's bad enough Flock exists, for not much longer I hope, and it isn't government owned, but Iran or China could buy Flock and do real mischief.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:12 AM (U/Eoe)

Honestly? I think we don't know enough about it.

Q: What would be a trustworthy news source to dig into this and tell all sides of the story?

THAT'S the problem.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:15 AM (odBC9)

112 I think it's kind of optimistic to assume that china, russia, iran, north korea, and random teenagers in Iowa City aren't fully integrated into the flock system.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 26, 2026 07:15 AM (VyBeY)

113 Huck, Thank you supplying the link. I would break the blog trying to do it myself.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:13 AM (FHoaH)
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My pleasure, ma'am.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:15 AM (U/Eoe)

114 I can't hear this Cake song without thinking of Barack Obama:

https://youtu.be/ezoOnI95BpE?si=ZlCacTwYgwUWEPgH

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 07:15 AM (BI5O2)

115 109 Huck, Thank you supplying the link. I would break the blog trying to do it myself.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2026 07:13 AM (FHoaH)

; )

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:16 AM (odBC9)

116 JJS is up and at 'em

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:16 AM (U/Eoe)

117 *Somebody's* gonna get in trouble for not using tinyurl.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:16 AM (odBC9)

118 “…reason for lots of questions”

There are reasons why we never get any answers. And they will never bring this up.

A big one is the security situation after decades of porous border crossings. Completely unvetted individuals. “They just want a better life”. Not all of them.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 07:17 AM (0ass6)

119 I'm sure there are a lot of democrats out here that would happily guide the assassins towards Barron because "WE FIGHT FASCISTS!"
Posted by: NR Pax at August 26, 2026 07:08

I'd be more worried about the opposite: IRGC agents in the US cultivating and providing intelligence to one of our 99.9% pre-activated monster babies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 07:19 AM (BI5O2)

120 I wouldn't read Ha'aretz or credit anything it writes.

It is a leftist rag.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)

121 J.J. Landed Runway 020.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 26, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

122
Leftist Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told reporters on Saturday that his country is “at war” with the United States after trade talks collapsed.

*riffles through file cabinet*
*blows dust off folder*

Ah, yes. Here it is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 07:21 AM (O0L8i)

123 I wouldn't read Ha'aretz or credit anything it writes.

It is a leftist rag.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX
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Noted for the future. I had several choices and picked the first at random.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:28 AM (U/Eoe)

124 123 I wouldn't read Ha'aretz or credit anything it writes.

It is a leftist rag.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX
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Noted for the future.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 07:28 AM (U/Eoe)

#metoo

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 07:31 AM (odBC9)

125 New Zealand just announced legislation that bans children under 16 from social media and from using AI companions.

Age verification is of course a pretense for eliminating anonymity, so they can require Minx 1.0 to make everyone post under their real name and the Democrats or local equivalent can start arresting people for wrongthink.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2026 07:45 AM (v8+Kf)

126 SNAFU
Situation Normal, All Flocked Up

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 06:55 AM (odBC9)


Flock Around, Find Out

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 07:46 AM (dK+Kv)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - August 25, 2026 [Doof]

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From ArmyBrat68

Howdy Hordelings! Tuesday night ONT is here. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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RIP Dolly Parton


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Flock is asshoe. The Flock CEO is big time asshoe!

Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley says Americans can’t outright ban Flock cameras because they are ‘for our safety’

“I value my privacy, my family values their privacy, my employees value their privacy, but what we're talking about is safety as well”

“So I think when people talk about just one of these, privacy or safety, they're prioritizing the wrong thing. And what we have to prioritize as a country is compromise — when I think about legislation that calls for an outright ban, that's like banning vehicles”

Actually no, it’s nothing like banning vehicles. This is banning a mass surveillance network that extends far beyond license plate readers. Flock is putting up people tracking AI powered cameras in parks, playgrounds, trails and many other places

Flock is mass surveillance without a warrant


This guy is not asshoe



Might try this one day

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From Dangerous Thoughts

Bravo for these towns in deep blue Massachusetts
2 more Mass. towns join growing list of communities ending use of Flock

Two more Massachusetts communities are cutting ties with Flock Safety, adding East Bridgewater and Grafton to a growing list of cities and towns reconsidering the use of the company’s automated license plate reader (ALPR) technology.

The East Bridgewater and Grafton police departments announced Friday that they would discontinue using Flock cameras, citing concerns raised by residents.

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Many residents took the opportunity to express their opposition to the technology at the forum.

“Technology is really problematic when it comes to law enforcement,” resident Katie McMullen said to Jenkins. “You feel like you’ve looked at every angle, but you’re looking at it through the lens of law enforcement.”

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“As Chief, I will always place the safety, privacy, constitutional rights, and confidence of the people of East Bridgewater at the center of our decisions … While we may not always agree on every issue, I believe that an open and respectful dialogue makes our community stronger,” Jenkins said.




Another (sorta kinda) win in a deep blue state

Man sued local governments in WA over Flock records. He’s won $300K

Washington cities and counties have paid more than $300,000 since 2025 in public records settlements for failing to release images from Flock Safety cameras. They were filed by one man who recently told Cascadia Daily News he wanted people in the communities to better understand the AI-powered, roadside surveillance technology some law enforcement agencies use to document every passing vehicle.

Between September 2024 and October 2025, Jose Rodriguez filed 53 records requests to local governments in Washington. Roughly one-third of them did not comply. The records, at the time, presented hurdles for record custodians because they were hosted by Flock rather than internally, and subject to a rolling 30-day deletion policy and download limits. In other words, the records could be gone before a custodian accessed them to fulfill a request.

Last week, Sedro-Woolley City Council approved a settlement for $40,000 for failing to release the camera data and images. But, that was only half the money, according to the settlement agreement. Stanwood was also on the hook for $40,000. A vote by the city council to authorize Mayor Sid Roberts to sign the settlement agreement passed the next day.

The settlement agreement did not include release of the records, which representatives from the cities said they no longer possess. Rodriguez was adamant the goal of the lawsuits was not financial gain; he said cities were given enough time to be able to respond before Flock’s rolling deletions destroyed the records he requested.

“Had the cities processed Mr. [Jose] Rodriguez’s records request correctly, there never would have been a need for litigation,” attorney Tim Hall wrote in an email to CDN. “The untold story of the $80,000 settlement is how much taxpayer money was wasted in defense of the unlawful destruction of public records.”

So not a complete win. The cameras are probably still there, and lots of taxpayer money was spent defending these cases and making the payout. But at least there's sunlight being shone.

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Is Buc-ee's asshoe?

This article would favor a "yes" response.

Buc-ee’s chain draws outcry in Ohio for launching fight over a mini mart's beaver logo

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It’s yet another Buc-ee’s Ltd. trademark infringement lawsuit. Supporters of Beaver’s Mini Mart have attacked Buc-ee’s online and boycotted the stores, and the mini mart’s home city passed a resolution making the beaver an official part of its history.

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The Buc-ee’s beaver logo features the face of a beaver with prominent buck teeth wearing a red ball cap against a yellow backdrop. The Beaver’s Mini Mart mascot is a full beaver, unclothed, waving and smiling against a white background.

Customers have been critical of Buc-ee’s decision to target the much smaller store.

“I love Buc-ee’s, but I don’t plan on going back until they start making better business decisions,” Austin Collins, 32, a project manager from Fairborn, said outside Beaver’s, where he was making his first visit to protest the lawsuit.

C'mon Buc-ee's - you don't own ALL of the beaver!

Avoiding blue states? Maybe Buc-ee's isn't asshoe!

Buc-ee’s CEO signals expansion shift away from blue states that ‘don’t appreciate’ chain

Buc-ee’s CEO suggested recently that the Texas-based travel center chain may be done looking into blue districts, saying some communities do not appreciate what the company brings while conservative states offer business-friendly and family-oriented values.

Arch "Beaver" Aplin III, the company’s president and co-founder, made the comments during the grand opening of Buc-ee’s newest location in Benton, Arkansas on August 17. The chain is known for its expansive gas stations, famously clean restrooms and in-house food offerings.

"We have a lot of opportunities. We're growing. We're building in a lot of places. But when you find a conservative business-friendly state with a phenomenal workforce, it makes a difference," Aplin said.

Aplin criticized states that he said do not appreciate what Buc-ee’s brings to their communities, suggesting the company would rather focus its expansion efforts elsewhere.

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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 25, 2026 09:51 PM (Dj0Qv)

2 Evening Horde. The screening went well, now we wait to see if the hiring manager wants to interview me, and so on through a couple of rounds if all goes well.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 09:54 PM (aJQbY)

3 Evening all,

We have a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 15-22
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 26, 2026
Launch Time: 2:27 a.m. PDT (0927 UTC, 11:27 CEST)

https://youtu.be/w6mni2p1Jqc

Posted by: Joyenz at August 25, 2026 09:57 PM (2F0/Y)

4 Yo Doof! Happy early ONT, Horde

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 25, 2026 09:59 PM (kOluj)

5 I don't think the fact checkers have checked ALL of the buffaloes. Not yet, anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 25, 2026 09:59 PM (ybv6C)

6 Sting!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 10:00 PM (Q8D76)

7 I rushed here on the top of the hour just to find it posted 10 minutes earlier? Harumph.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 25, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

8 #2, good luck!

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 10:00 PM (XuXeR)

9 Anyway, yay ONT and time for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 25, 2026 10:01 PM (zMzlR)

10
From that NASA page on the Moon illusion, I did not know this. Astronauts in orbit still see it. The Moon looks larger over the horizon to them as well.

And that shows it doesn't depend on foreground objects on the horizon so much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 10:01 PM (w6EFb)

11 2 Evening Horde. The screening went well, now we wait to see if the hiring manager wants to interview me, and so on through a couple of rounds if all goes well.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 09:54 PM (aJQbY)

Did you tell them you identify as someone employed by their company? As I understand it, they can't deny you if you do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 25, 2026 10:02 PM (ybv6C)

12 RandomDave, we are all pulling for you!!

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2026 10:02 PM (lCppi)

13 Good evening morons y gracias Disco

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

14 Good evening good people.

RIP Dolly - she seemed like a genuinely nice lady.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2026 10:02 PM (he2p7)

15 Was just outside... staring at the sky. 4 StarLinks over head. Cool.

And... the debate about those Flock surveillance video cameras and facial recognition systems is just kicking into gear. They're the surveillance state writ large.

And y'all don't know the half of what they're for, doing or feeding the data to. It ain't just license plates.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2026 10:03 PM (2Cry5)

16 Launch Time: 2:27 a.m. PDT (0927 UTC, 11:27 CEST)

https://youtu.be/w6mni2p1Jqc

Posted by: Joyenz
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5:27 AM, (EDT), - Hey yooo, Pixy lovers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 10:04 PM (Q8D76)

17 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Curses, early ONT again! 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 25, 2026 10:04 PM (SRRAx)

18 Most buffalo do not actually have wings

Well, that one doesn't have a left wing.

Posted by: the Scottish mathematician at August 25, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

19 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 25, 2026 10:05 PM (+9wcF)

20 Good evening all, whatsup?
and good luck R
Thanks for the ONT Doof. andomDave, hope you get the job.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 25, 2026 10:05 PM (4Qj8V)

21 Good luck Random Dave!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 25, 2026 10:05 PM (zMzlR)

22 I'll have you good people know that we are now part of the local elite. To wit, Dear Wife won one of the chicken poop bingo events at our county fair over the weekend.

It was exactly what you think it might be.

Easiest $6 she ever made.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2026 10:05 PM (he2p7)

23 https://youtu.be/CD8bW1rWqOA

Love Dolly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 25, 2026 10:06 PM (ybv6C)

24 2 Evening Horde. The screening went well, now we wait to see if the hiring manager wants to interview me, and so on through a couple of rounds if all goes well.
Posted by: RandomDave
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May you find success in your quest.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:06 PM (E4rtv)

25 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - winged dino at August 25, 2026 10:06 PM (PBn7F)

26 From that NASA page on the Moon illusion

So, the Moon is Blue, or the Moon is made of green cheese?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2026 10:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

27 Thanks for the ONT Doof.

ABC AND CBS have specials about Dolly Parton on right now for those interested. Great, smart lady.

I mentioned it earlier. Talk of boobs will make me sad for a little while.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 10:06 PM (Sco7b)

28 The right to Beaver shall not be infringed!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2026 10:07 PM (he2p7)

29 I used to hear Screaming Trees on the Foothill Junior College station KFJC. Like 40 years ago!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

30 Another win for Trump,

From X


Bad Hombre
@Badhombre
JUST IN: Trump-endorsed Mike Mazzei will defeat Gentner Drummond in Oklahoma's GOP gubernatorial primary.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:08 PM (E4rtv)

31 Well guess I really need to proof my posts before I hit post. Ooops.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 25, 2026 10:08 PM (4Qj8V)

32 RandomDave great news

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

33 Arch "Beaver" Aplin III, the company’s president and co-founder

How many dams does one have to preside over to be named an Archbeaver?

Posted by: a Beacon at August 25, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)

34 Duck Duck Go says Garrett Langley is 38 years old.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 10:08 PM (Cqx++)

35 How many dams does one have to preside over to be named an Archbeaver?
Posted by: a Beacon at August 25, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)

I'm pretty sure that's only acknowledged in the Orthodox Church, not the Latin one. But I could be wrong about that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 25, 2026 10:10 PM (ybv6C)

36 Evenin'

(jammin' to ZZ Top)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 25, 2026 10:10 PM (sAmhv)

37 Howdy Hordelings! Appreciate you stopping by!

Posted by: Doof at August 25, 2026 10:11 PM (QLC6i)

38 Canada's striking back on tariffs. Entering a gunfight with America. Good luck with that.

I have read a few posts thinking Chinese bought Carney was fine with a trade war happening in hopes of hurting Trump in the midterms. I wouldn't put it past him.

So Michigan can choose the muslim that wants most of them dead then. Great plan. I guess they didn't plan on the Dems going full crazy. VDH thinks the midterms will be better than we may think now.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 10:12 PM (Sco7b)

39 FWIW, Decision Desk has not called the race for Mazzei. About 3 k votes separate the candidates.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:12 PM (E4rtv)

40 Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley says Americans can’t outright ban Flock cameras because they are ‘for our safety’

“I value my privacy, my family values their privacy, my employees value their privacy, but what we're talking about is safety as well”


Motherf--ker, I explained this already.

Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at August 25, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

41 I see that Darline Graham beat Ralph Norman.

Yuck.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 25, 2026 10:13 PM (36x1j)

42 Very sad about Dolly's passing. One of the last stars who genuinely liked people more than money, and was happier to gain fans rather than dollars. Her genuine-ness seemed perfect and I sure hope it was.

Watched another in the series of "Worst Films Ever Made," in this case "Gummo." The tornado should have come back in the third act and wiped out all these characters.

Also: don't watch if you like cats. I don't like cats but even I found it a bit hard to take.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 25, 2026 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

43 Archbeavers preside over an Archdam.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 25, 2026 10:14 PM (36x1j)

44 For absolutely no reason I've been restricting myself to one Necco wafer every five minutes or more.
I like Necco wafers. It's been difficult. I wonder if I can finish the pack this way. Might keep me up a little late.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 25, 2026 10:15 PM (sl73Y)

45
Girl Scouts of America now has badges for learning the pillars of Islam, visiting mosques and some others.

They invade every place they can.

It is disgusting.



Posted by: four seasons at August 25, 2026 10:15 PM (/QHx4)

46 That's a fake picture.

What, aren't we doing that anymore?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:15 PM (viF8m)

47 Sure Buffalo don’t have wings: everyone’s eating them!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:16 PM (ZVgZ4)

48 Curses, early ONT again! 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 25, 2026 10:04 PM (SRRAx)


The ONT can never be early nor late. Everything else must adjust!

Posted by: Doof at August 25, 2026 10:16 PM (QLC6i)

49 I like Necco wafers.
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Someone's got to.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

50 Is Beaver Cleaver being sued too?

Posted by: Larry Mondello, Eating An Apple at August 25, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)

51 I remember when the U.S. McDonald's empire sued a restaurant in Scotland named McDonald's that had been there long before the U.S. chain entered Scotland. The U.S. chain lost.

I hope Buc'ees loses this case since they are being asshoes. That store in Ohio was probably there long before Buc'ees decided to grow outside of Texas.

Posted by: BillB at August 25, 2026 10:17 PM (Gz/2A)

52 41 I see that Darline Graham beat Ralph Norman.

Yuck.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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Classic upstate versus downstate. Ralph won upstate, and Darline won the rest. She swept the undecideds apparently.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:18 PM (E4rtv)

53 I've always felt instinctively that Drummond was a more-than-usual 'in it for himself' type. Like his entire career has been about 'get elected as Governor through whatever intermediary stages I have to put up with, then probably aim higher'. Just my impression.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 10:18 PM (aJQbY)

54 Canada's striking back on tariffs. Entering a gunfight with America. Good luck with that.

We don’t really need Canada. But Canada needs the USA.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

55 47 Sure Buffalo don’t have wings: everyone’s eating them!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:16 PM (ZVgZ4)


I've never understood the spicy HOT chicken wings fad.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:19 PM (5rh/l)

56 Necco wafers... artificially flavored, sintered talcum powder, iirc... haven't had those since I was a child.

Posted by: JQ at August 25, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

57 I support Beaver’s Mini Mart.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

58 The ONT can never be early nor late."

It arrives precisely when it means to.

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 10:21 PM (XuXeR)

59 54 Canada's striking back on tariffs. Entering a gunfight with America. Good luck with that.

We don’t really need Canada. But Canada needs the USA.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

Our leaders are bought and paid for retards.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 10:21 PM (Sco7b)

60 I propose we trade Minnesota for Alberta.

Posted by: Don Black at August 25, 2026 10:21 PM (ZxPkt)

61 Duck Duck Go says Garrett Langley is 38 years old.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 10:08 PM (Cqx++)

So when does he enter puberty?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 10:22 PM (1z8ji)

62 Evenin’, again, All.

Buc-ees will probably lose that lawsuit, as it should. Big Buc-ees is asshoe.

See the Burger King in Mattoon, Illinois.

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

63 53 I've always felt instinctively that Drummond was a more-than-usual 'in it for himself' type. Like his entire career has been about 'get elected as Governor through whatever intermediary stages I have to put up with, then probably aim higher'. Just my impression.
Posted by: RandomDave

Now up to 95 percent in, Mazzei has about a 2500 vote lead. Becomes a numbers game at this point regarding which counties and precincts are remaining. 50.7 to 49.3. Also looks regional, Drummond doing better in Western OK and Mazzei taking Eastern OK.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:22 PM (E4rtv)

64 Necco wafers... artificially flavored, sintered talcum powder, iirc... haven't had those since I was a child.

Posted by: JQ at August 25, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)
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Mmmmm.

Candy chalk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

65 “I value my privacy, my family values their privacy, my employees value their privacy, but what we're talking about is safety as well”
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The bitch said, what we're talking about, in this country, is COMPROMISE'.
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May your chains rest lightly.
not really,
throw you overboard with them.




Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 10:23 PM (Q8D76)

66 Of course that one doesn't have wings. That's a bison.

Posted by: huerfano at August 25, 2026 10:23 PM (2Xqig)

67 Buc'ees loses this case since they are being asshoes"

What case? None of the links actually have documentation. Just "reports"...

Now there may be. But these news sources are...

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 10:23 PM (XuXeR)

68 whig,

Could get stupidly tight, in the 'handful of votes' level. I have no idea if OK has a 'minimum spread to win' rule for runoffs....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 10:24 PM (aJQbY)

69 53 I've always felt instinctively that Drummond was a more-than-usual 'in it for himself' type. Like his entire career has been about 'get elected as Governor through whatever intermediary stages I have to put up with, then probably aim higher'. Just my impression.
Posted by: RandomDave

Haven't been impressed by Drummond. Nor a lot of OK GOP, they seem to have a Texas GOPe problem despite being ruby red. In states like that, you get basically Democrats running as GOP and D crossover votes letting them do it in primaries.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:24 PM (E4rtv)

70 Necco wafers... artificially flavored, sintered talcum powder, iirc... haven't had those since I was a child.

Posted by: JQ at August 25

Gotta say, you hit the description on the button. Still like them.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 25, 2026 10:24 PM (sl73Y)

71 I've never understood the spicy HOT chicken wings fad.
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:19 PM (5rh/l)


Me neither, honestly.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

72 68 whig,

Could get stupidly tight, in the 'handful of votes' level. I have no idea if OK has a 'minimum spread to win' rule for runoffs....
Posted by: RandomDave
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Very possibly. About 2300 votes with over 95 percent in. Very close.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:25 PM (E4rtv)

73 He talks about “Safety”. We live in a Digital Panopticon. Totally.

So how come there’s so much crime?

At this point with the total surveillance everywhere should be able to walk down dark alleys at night with $100 bills hanging out of our pockets.

Put another way, this guy is full of shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:25 PM (0ass6)

74 Of course that one doesn't have wings. That's a bison.
Posted by: huerfano at August 25, 2026 10:23 PM (2Xqig)


Just stick to longbows vs. crossbows, alright?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:26 PM (ZVgZ4)

75 Me neither, honestly.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

Chicken wings are a genteel way to eat Frank's Hot Sauce, without swigging it straight from the bottle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji)

76 Wings stink. Too much work for too little meat.

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

77 At this point with the total surveillance everywhere should be able to walk down dark alleys at night with $100 bills hanging out of our pockets."

That was the promise for cameras across London (well, 100 quid) back in the day.
How did that work out again?

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM (XuXeR)

78 Somehow the Musical Parts did not include Screamin' Jay Hawkins.

SAD!

Posted by: Miklos put a spell on you at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM (4RYRd)

79 I hope Buc'ees loses this case since they are being asshoes.

I don't think Buc-ee's is (necessarily) being asshoe. One of our horde lawyers could speak more authoritatively but as I understand it, a trademark holder must take active steps to protect it against infringement or risk losing it. If they ignore "Beaver's" then someone else might open a store called Tooth-ee's with a buck-toothed squirrel mascot in a blue ball cap and when Buc-ee's (rightfully) sues them say "Well, you didn't sue Beaver's" and Buc-ee's would have to explain the difference in court.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM (vTZFs)

80 73 He talks about “Safety”. We live in a Digital Panopticon. Totally.

So how come there’s so much crime?

At this point with the total surveillance everywhere should be able to walk down dark alleys at night with $100 bills hanging out of our pockets.

Put another way, this guy is full of shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:25 PM (0ass6)


Selective Enforcement. Brought to us by politicians!

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:28 PM (5rh/l)

81 >>Classic upstate versus downstate. Ralph won upstate, and Darline won the rest. She swept the undecideds apparently.

I think it's a huge mistake to underestimate the Trump factor. The race wasn't even close as of course the idiotic polls predicted it would be.

There has never been a more dominant political force in my lifetime.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)

82 I've never understood the spicy HOT chicken wings fad.
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:19 PM (5rh/l)

Me neither, honestly.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)


You think eating spicy wings is a fad?

Posted by: Doof at August 25, 2026 10:28 PM (QLC6i)

83 Wings stink. Too much work for too little meat."

Just like blue crabs. Meh.

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 10:28 PM (XuXeR)

84 I loved living in Central NY. A side of wings comes with every meal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 10:28 PM (RIvkX)

85 "Safety" my ass... betcha that pre-pubescent looking Flocker sells all the scooped info to advertisers, too.

Posted by: JQ at August 25, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

86 I wore a "beaver" logo t-shirt to a WNBA game and they kicked me out.

Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2026 10:29 PM (dIske)

87 What's next Buc-Ees? Suing the Ohio State football team?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 25, 2026 10:29 PM (f0sNM)

88 That was the promise for cameras across London (well, 100 quid) back in the day.
How did that work out again?


Pretty good. Mutter one word about Muslims under your breath and the bobbies are on you like stink on sh*t.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 10:29 PM (vTZFs)

89 Necco wafers were almost normal compared to those dot thingies affixed to waxed paper. What the hell were those all about? There were some weird candies back in the day.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:30 PM (0ass6)

90 Too much work for too little meat.
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)


TWSS

Posted by: Michael Scott at August 25, 2026 10:30 PM (QLC6i)

91 76 Wings stink. Too much work for too little meat.

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM
***
[suppresses several dozen breast-adjacent responses]

Posted by: TRex - the jokes write themselves dino at August 25, 2026 10:31 PM (PBn7F)

92 Real life experience with Buc-ee's and trademarks. Used to represent Shell Oil gasoline marketing. Buc-ee's was Shell-branded at its largest station in Luling, Texas (among others), and purchased over a million gallons per month. Shell had (probably still has) a tracer in its branded gasoline for which it tests every station periodically to make sure only Shell-branded gasoline is being sold under Shell's trademarks. A random test of the Luling station revealed that only about half of the gasoline sold there had the Shell tracer; i.e., it was not Shell gasoline (who knows what it really was and they were pocketing the difference in price between branded and unbranded gasoline). After an infringement suit was threatened, Buc-ee's settled and then quit selling branded gasoline at any of its locations. Buc-ee's is a stringent trademark enforcer, but also an infringer! I would never buy fuel from Buc-ee's. Hopefully the beaver nuggets are real!

Posted by: No to Bucee's Fuel at August 25, 2026 10:31 PM (QSaoA)

93 I could have sent “Jolene” to the woman who destroyed my family.

Wouldnt have made a difference. He was “in love.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 10:31 PM (cNUHy)

94 87 I’m down with that.
— Bo Schembechler

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 10:31 PM (77rzZ)

95 Good evening all!
Great "suggestions" on Flock cameras...

Well, I suspect Heaven is a little brighter with Dolly's presence.
We'll miss you girl😥.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 25, 2026 10:32 PM (hJKeX)

96 I think it's a huge mistake to underestimate the Trump factor. The race wasn't even close as of course the idiotic polls predicted it would be.

There has never been a more dominant political force in my lifetime.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yes and no. Norman appears to be one of those candidates that doesn't appeal well outside his district. Same reason he failed to get to even the governor's primary runoff--not much appeal outside his district. Didn't help that Nikki endorsed Norman either while Trump endorsed Darline. That pretty much should put paid to Nikki's political influence in SC now.

Will Chamberlain probably had it correct in his X post I put above. The Freedom Caucus is pretty much dead now.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:33 PM (E4rtv)

97 Statistics say crime is down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 10:33 PM (Cqx++)

98 Necco wafers were almost normal compared to those dot thingies affixed to waxed paper. What the hell were those all about? There were some weird candies back in the day.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:30 PM (0ass6)


You sure that wasn’t blotter paper and LSD? (I am dating myself).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:33 PM (ZVgZ4)

99 Sorry I'm late, since Dolly no longer needs her brassieres, I was trying to enter negotiations to acquire a few of them for my sailboat.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2026 10:34 PM (6pOF/)

100 That was the promise for cameras across London (well, 100 quid) back in the day.
——-

Really? I can believe it, I guess. I shamelessly stole the line from George Carlin, but I can’t remember what point he was making, precisely.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:34 PM (0ass6)

101 waxed paper. What the hell were those all about? There were some weird candies back in the day.
Posted by: Common Tater

We comin' up on candy corn season.

Posted by: Have A Circus Peanut! at August 25, 2026 10:34 PM (JM9I6)

102 82 I've never understood the spicy HOT chicken wings fad.
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:19 PM (5rh/l)

Me neither, honestly.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

You think eating spicy wings is a fad?

Posted by: Doof at August 25, 2026 10:28 PM (QLC6i)


Boneless chicken wings didn't appear on restaurant menus because un-ending legions of people would kill for bone-in spicy chicken wings. The nationwide fascination with hot chicken wings will pass. You read it here first.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:34 PM (5rh/l)

103
Looking for some Moon photos from last thread, I stumbled on a photographer, Nina Wolfe, who just loves to do the forced perspective "Moon is impossibly large" type of shots. Here's here Moon page here:

https://tinyurl.com/yc3eyauc

Note any many of those shots, the Moon gets distorted due to strong refraction effects, like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/3p3u9zdh

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 10:34 PM (w6EFb)

104 If they ignore "Beaver's" then someone else might open a store called Tooth-ee's with a buck-toothed squirrel mascot in a blue ball cap and when Buc-ee's (rightfully) sues them say "Well, you didn't sue Beaver's" and Buc-ee's would have to explain the difference in court.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM (vTZFs)

Pretty simple. If Beaver's was in business in its own locality for years before Buc-ees came along, they get grandfathered, but only for existing locations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 10:34 PM (1z8ji)

105 Paper dots. I grew up on penny candy, mint juleps, banana splits, dots, straws, all sorts of shit. Licorice shapes that shall not be named. Loved it all.
Still do. Still have a kid's candy taste.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 25, 2026 10:35 PM (sl73Y)

106 Well, I suspect Heaven is a little brighter with Dolly's presence.
We'll miss you girl😥.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 25, 2026 10:32 PM (hJKeX)


The choir is singing better than ever.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:35 PM (ZVgZ4)

107 Mazzei leads Drummond at 98 percent of the vote in but the lead is right at 2100 votes. 34 out of 1984 precincts left to report.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:36 PM (E4rtv)

108 On the bright side I'm still here at 93.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at August 25, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

109 I miss penny candy. I am beginning to miss pennies.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 10:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

110 Still have a kid's candy taste.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 25, 2026 10:35 PM (sl73Y)
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Munching on Sweettarts right now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

111 Buc-ee's was Shell-branded"
Really?

Cause Mrs (x XOM) says otherwise. Ah well. Not worried about a quarter century ago...

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 10:37 PM (XuXeR)

112 Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 10:31 PM (cNUHy)

Nurse, did you see the link I posted for you last night?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

113 Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 10:31 PM

I'm sorry you had to go through that heartache, nurse. BTDT also. But may I suggest a different song?

(NSFW!)

youtu.be/XYmK3PYQnGg

Posted by: JQ at August 25, 2026 10:39 PM (rdVOm)

114 Somehow the Musical Parts did not include Screamin' Jay Hawkins.

SAD!
Posted by: Miklos put a spell on you at August 25, 2026 10:27 PM (4RYRd)

Only Screamin; Jay could have recorded "Constipation Blues".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 10:39 PM (1z8ji)

115 101 This is about me, isn’t it?
— Pumpkin spice

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

116 You think eating spicy wings is a fad?

Posted by: Doof at August 25, 2026 10:28 PM (QLC6i)


Boneless chicken wings didn't appear on restaurant menus because un-ending legions of people would kill for bone-in spicy chicken wings. The nationwide fascination with hot chicken wings will pass. You read it here first.
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:34 PM (5rh/l)

How do you define "fad"?

I was eating probably 'too' spicy boneless wings in the 90s, so they've been around for a bit.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 25, 2026 10:39 PM (vSvIl)

117 >>Yes and no. Norman appears to be one of those candidates that doesn't appeal well outside his district.

Funny how that keeps happening in race after race, state after state, but Trump had nothing to do with any of them. Prior to today's vote the entire narrative was that this race was a referendum on Trump, could his endorsement carry an absolute nobody in the world of politics, sorry, being Graham's sister doesn't count, over a career and popular politician?

But once she wins it's the upstate downstate thing and of course Trump had nothing to do with it. It's still pretty remarkable how many people he endorses keep winning because of other stuff. If only Obama had been this lucky. Ever.

Luckiest guy in the history of the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:40 PM (viF8m)

118 97 Statistics say crime is down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Deporting a lot of illegal criminals will tend to do that. Every crime they committed was a preventable one. If they weren't here in the first place, they could not commit the crime.

But, big cities have been playing games with crime numbers--murders are down from Covid highs but I suspect they are pencil whipping a lot of lesser crimes, particularly if illegals are committing them because blue cities and states don't want these rapists, drunk drivers, and murderers to be sent packing or imprisoned.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:40 PM (E4rtv)

119 Interesting story about branded gasoline. Didna know that. I’ve never got a truly bad tank of gasoline, but once in a great while a bag of juice is clearly not running quite as well as one might expect on the highway and/or it’s like vaporware, gone in 60 seconds.

“Up to 10% Ethanol” is just a guideline with some folks.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:40 PM (0ass6)

120 Munching on Sweettarts right now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Yes, they just came back with original sweettarts in my area.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 25, 2026 10:41 PM (sl73Y)

121 Wings stink. Too much work for too little meat.
Posted by: Bulg

Do you even know where you are to make such a comment?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2026 10:42 PM (he2p7)

122 JUST IN: Trump-endorsed Mike Mazzei will defeat Gentner Drummond in Oklahoma's GOP gubernatorial primary.


I don't like Drummond, but I REALLY don't like the other guy. Have you ever run across a fairly smart person who is absolutely not cool, but tries to be? That is Mazzei. I didn't even cast a vote in the initial primary but held my nose to vote for Drummond.

My understanding of the Trump indorsement is that Mazzei sent him about $75K and "won" the indorsement.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 10:42 PM (Jr+re)

123 It's just done with a zoom lens

everything depends on where you're standing

Posted by: Don Black at August 25, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

124 Yes, they just came back with original sweettarts in my area.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 25, 2026 10:41 PM (sl73Y)
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They sell many different types now most of which are not good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

125 On the bright side I'm still here at 93.
Posted by: Yoko Ono

Because you are too mean and untalented to die.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2026 10:43 PM (he2p7)

126 Mazzei leads by a little over 2000 votes and down to only 12 precincts left to report. 99.40 percent of vote in. Notably Oklahoma is mostly finished with vote counting in a mere three hours after the polls closed.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:43 PM (E4rtv)

127 22 I'll have you good people know that we are now part of the local elite. To wit, Dear Wife won one of the chicken poop bingo events at our county fair over the weekend.

It was exactly what you think it might be.

Easiest $6 she ever made.
Posted by: Tonypete
---

At casino bingo the only way to make it a winning situation is play one game but buy every gamestyle card they have. You can't lose.
Right?
hahahahahaha

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (Q8D76)

128 That's a mazzei win for ok gov. Shouldn't have been that close. But still a win.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

129 Beaver Utah was unavailable for comment...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (mP0Kj)

130 >>The nationwide fascination with hot chicken wings will pass. You read it here first.

Chicken wings were invented in Buffalo, NY, thus the name, in the 1960s.

It's a pretty fucking long fad.

And no, we northeast people will never stop eating them as long as football is played. By guys. With junk, not the other kind.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

131 My father's lake looks just like that top photo. Saw a lot of sunsets in my distant youth. Thanks for the photo and ONT, Doof.

I want to start a rumor that looking at the partial moon eclipse on Thursday could cause blindness without sunglasses. I don't have X to start this rumor and wonder how many would believe it. Probably lame, eh? I say eh sometimes to be like a Canadian vs a redneck.

Today marks one entire day I have not been annoyed since all the irritations of last week.

Goodnight, y'all.

Have a lot of hiraeth this time of year. September 1975 very bad. September 1976 very good.

Holdin' On To Yesterday
Ambrosia 1975

https://tinyurl.com/y5jk3yxm

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (hzuYO)

132 Every crime they committed was a preventable one. If they weren't here in the first place, they could not commit the crime.
——

Auto collisions in some foreign countries actually works that way - it doesn’t matter who’s actually at fault, the foreigner/tourist is at fault, always and forever, because, if he wasn’t there touristing around, then the collision could not have occurred.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (0ass6)

133 What's next Buc-Ees? Suing the Ohio State football team?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 25, 2026 10:29 PM (f0sNM)

And Oregon State University will be next.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2026 10:45 PM (2cxCi)

134 Mazzei leads by a little over 2000 votes and down to only 12 precincts left to report. 99.40 percent of vote in. Notably Oklahoma is mostly finished with vote counting in a mere three hours after the polls closed.
Posted by: whig at

Oklahoma county was slowest to report and all the later drops saw mazzei cut the county lead from 4 points to 3.6

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 10:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

135 Say, I forget what all the big hoo-rah was about earlier this summer. Something-Cup? Whatever it was looks to have fizzled-out quickly and totally in 'Murica.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:45 PM (5rh/l)

136 Wings, ribs, watermelon with seeds = too much damn trouble to eat

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 10:45 PM (77rzZ)

137 Phyllis Diller had a wig room in her house. Dolly must have similar. Phyllis was a painter and did collage and such and if you made an appointment, bought a piece of her art for $3-400, she would give you a little tour and a look at her wig room. She also had a card catalog with something like 20,000 jokes in it on cards. She had a bunch of quirky vehicles, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station wagon. I think it was yellow, IIRC. The wigs were displayed on styrofoam heads, of course. She lived to 95. I heard a long interview with her when she was about 90. Sharp as a tack, funny, and still had the laugh.

Posted by: The Pruitts of Southampton at August 25, 2026 10:46 PM (JM9I6)

138 >>JUST IN: Trump-endorsed Mike Mazzei will defeat Gentner Drummond in Oklahoma's GOP gubernatorial primary.

Yet another upstate downstate thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)

139 “Up to 10% Ethanol” is just a guideline with some folks.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:40 PM (0ass6)

Isn't it a co ink e dink, that we are using Corn to make ethanol for fuel...

And Cows... that can eat corn... the price has gone through the roof? It's almost like there is only soooo much water available to grow food...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 10:46 PM (mP0Kj)

140 Jake Merrick's endorsement of Mazzei is worth more to me than Trump's endorsement Neither would be a 'change my vote', but Merrick has pretty consistently been for small government and freedom.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 10:46 PM (aJQbY)

141 >>>My understanding of the Trump indorsement is that Mazzei sent him about $75K and "won" the indorsement.

Posted by: LRob
---

Staying on the Trump team is the most important thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 10:46 PM (Q8D76)

142 But once she wins it's the upstate downstate thing and of course Trump had nothing to do with it. It's still pretty remarkable how many people he endorses keep winning because of other stuff. If only Obama had been this lucky. Ever.

Luckiest guy in the history of the world.
Posted by: JackStraw

Jack, I saw the same distribution of votes in the recent governor's primary race where Norman failed to make the runoff. He simply does not appeal outside his district. That is always a risk when you run a House of Rep guy. Statewide races are harder to win for strongly ideological candidates. Darline also had more money, Lindsay's election team, and won a tough two races to get to the general. Tough for a person who was never a politician.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:46 PM (E4rtv)

143 but once in a great while a bag of juice is clearly not running quite as well as one might expect"

Yeah. Stations buy from distributors. When trucks can't discharge it all, they'll sell those partial loads off instead of letting them sit or bringing it back. Sometimes tho, truck can sit for a while and get stale... not supposed to happen, but it does...

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 10:47 PM (XuXeR)

144 Fun true fact...

In 1964, two Bond films were released in the same year and finished at 3 (Goldfinger) and 5 (From Russia With Love) in the top 10 grossing films of that year.

Stumbled across this while collecting the backend date for my Box-Office Vault app.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2026 10:47 PM (XV/Pl)

145 Oh, governor. Good luck.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 10:48 PM (Q8D76)

146 130 >>The nationwide fascination with hot chicken wings will pass. You read it here first.

Chicken wings were invented in Buffalo, NY, thus the name, in the 1960s.

It's a pretty fucking long fad.

And no, we northeast people will never stop eating them as long as football is played. By guys. With junk, not the other kind.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)


Do you eat Cincinnatti chili? Regional food favorites abound. Such will be the legacy of spicy hot chicken wings.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 10:48 PM (5rh/l)

147 Beaver Utah was unavailable for comment...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (mP0Kj)

That town would be a good location for a Buc-Ees. Likewise Beaverlodge, Alberta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)

148 Looks like Drummond lost. One precinct out of 1984 total and Mazzei's lead is right above 1900 votes. Source is the excellent OK Sec. of State website.

Dunno about recount laws but 50.27 for Mazzei to 49.73 for Drummond right now.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:49 PM (E4rtv)

149 Graham/norman they will vote 100 red. So I didn't care much about that.

However for my governor Drummond is an outright lib and was an 8 year disaster as AG. MAzzei should be slightly better than stitt.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 10:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

150 We have a Beaver, OK out there somewhere. About 200 people and not near anything much larger.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 10:49 PM (Jr+re)

151 Such will be the legacy of spicy hot chicken wings.

I dunno. As long as there are frat boys, there will be things eaten on a dare.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 10:50 PM (vTZFs)

152 Just pull that watermelon out of the water trough, cut it and take a big bite. Spitting contest as you go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 10:50 PM (Q8D76)

153 Dunno about recount laws but 50.27 for Mazzei to 49.73 for Drummond right now.
Posted by: whig

Has to be .5 and paid for by the loser.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 10:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

154 MAzzei should be slightly better than stitt.

Not much of a step, but yeah.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 10:50 PM (Jr+re)

155 MAzzei should be slightly better than stitt.

Not much of a step, but yeah.
Posted by: LRob in OK

Agree but compared to Drummond....

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 10:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

156 Wings suck. Sorry.

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

157 Is Beaver, OK in Beaver County, OK?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 10:52 PM (aJQbY)

158 138 >>JUST IN: Trump-endorsed Mike Mazzei will defeat Gentner Drummond in Oklahoma's GOP gubernatorial primary.

Yet another upstate downstate thing.
Posted by: JackStraw
=======
Southeast and East OK versus Western and Northern OK. Cities were very close in OKC, Tulsa, and Norman. Tight race, endorsements can matter.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:52 PM (E4rtv)

159 >> Classic upstate versus downstate. Ralph won upstate, and Darline won the rest.

In the main primary two weeks ago, it was a classic regional thing. Update went for Norman, Pee Dee went for Fry (he was their guy). Low country went for Darline, but just barely, because Mark Sanford, Mr. Appalachian Trail was in it and came in second. Midlands went for Darline, but Sanford was stilling spoiling pretty good there.

I think they were worried enough the Pee Dee might have gone with Norman, so they had to get Fry to endorse Darline. Which he did, and the fact that Trump signed on to a pet highway project Fry was pushing for didn't have anything to do with that, I'm sure.....

Anyway, in the end it was Upstate vs everybody else.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

160 Phyllis Diller had a wig room in her house. Dolly must have similar. Phyllis was a painter and did collage and such and if you made an appointment, bought a piece of her art for $3-400, she would give you a little tour and a look at her wig room. She also had a card catalog with something like 20,000 jokes in it on cards. She had a bunch of quirky vehicles, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station wagon. I think it was yellow, IIRC. The wigs were displayed on styrofoam heads, of course. She lived to 95. I heard a long interview with her when she was about 90. Sharp as a tack, funny, and still had the laugh.
Posted by: The Pruitts of Southampton at August 25, 2026 10:46 PM (JM9I6)

She was a big fan of motorsport. Many years ago, a friend of mine met her at Kent Raceway near Seattle. He said she was a very attractive lady when not made up for TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 10:52 PM (1z8ji)

161 I've been to that wings joint in Buffalo. Tastes exactly the same as everywhere else. Lots of folks eating there.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 10:52 PM (Jr+re)

162 Southeast and East OK versus Western and Northern OK. Cities were very close in OKC, Tulsa, and Norman. Tight race, endorsements can matter.
Posted by: whig at August

Cleveland county (Norman) went for mazzei. That's when I knew it was over.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 10:53 PM (YZ0Fo)

163 Wings are great, it’s true there ain’t much meat on ‘em, but the thing was they used to be pretty cheap, that was kinda the point. Are they still cheap?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:53 PM (0ass6)

164 DUDE!! The coolest thing just happened... I hit the buffalo mystery click at the bottom and started jamming to sweaty Teddy. I look up at the TV, and there's the Nuge talking about getting his Bronco made over by the Texas Metal guys.

FULL STEREO NUGE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 25, 2026 10:53 PM (kOluj)

165 I'm reasonably satisfied with the rest of the OK ballot outcomes. No good choices on some offices this year.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 10:54 PM (aJQbY)

166 >>Tough for a person who was never a politician.

Well, yea.

That's my point. I'm not questioning your point that Norman wasn't a great candidate. Darline was a terrible candidate. She has the charisma of a dish towel and her brothers name and team only goes so far.

It's getting increasingly difficult to pretend the guy who almost had his head blown off after dealing with years of lawfare isn't a once in a lifetime political phenomena. Because he obviously is.

Like him or hate him there has never been anyone like Trump in US politics in any of our lifetimes. That's just a fact. He's changing everything right before our eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:54 PM (viF8m)

167 Is Beaver, OK in Beaver County, OK?

Of course.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 10:54 PM (Jr+re)

168 109 I am beginning to miss pennies.

For years, I collected true copper pennies. I think they had to have been made pre-1963.
I have a few pounds of these. Not sure what to do with them...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 25, 2026 10:54 PM (hJKeX)

169 Vote is all in. Mazzei won by a little over 2k votes and the percentage stays the same. He gained a little in the last precinct apparently.

Bruce, from my rusty math, I see a .54 percent difference which is beyond the recall amount.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:54 PM (E4rtv)

170 I think Trump favors Darline because he made her career, and he figures she’ll be grateful and always vote the way he wants.

But way more often than not you end up with an Amy Coney Barrett when you play that game.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 10:55 PM (o3ajz)

171 Memphis!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2026 10:56 PM (4Je4D)

172 85 "Safety" my ass... betcha that pre-pubescent looking Flocker sells all the scooped info to advertisers, too.

Posted by: JQ
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And the police. One woman was pulled over twice, guns drawn, because her vehicle resembled an other one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 10:58 PM (Q8D76)

173 Beaver OK in Beaver County OK is alongside the North Canadian River which was originally the Beaver River. No imagination up there!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 10:58 PM (Jr+re)

174 I have a few pounds of these. Not sure what to do with them...
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Leave them as tips! Food service workers are underpaid.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:59 PM (0ass6)

175 Well, yea.

That's my point. I'm not questioning your point that Norman wasn't a great candidate. Darline was a terrible candidate. She has the charisma of a dish towel and her brothers name and team only goes so far.

It's getting increasingly difficult to pretend the guy who almost had his head blown off after dealing with years of lawfare isn't a once in a lifetime political phenomena. Because he obviously is.

Like him or hate him there has never been anyone like Trump in US politics in any of our lifetimes. That's just a fact. He's changing everything right before our eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw

I have no quibbles with what you say. Ironically, Trump is the closest thing to a FDR political phenomenon that the GOP has ever had. Teddy perhaps comes the closest to the mark for Trump.

And like Teddy (and not FDR for his first six years), Trump has struggled mightily with the GOPe faction in Congress that wants to fail and lose to Dems. Particularly in the US Senate.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:59 PM (E4rtv)

176 >>Do you eat Cincinnatti chili? Regional food favorites abound. Such will be the legacy of spicy hot chicken wings.

Yea.

Buffalo Wild Wings now has over 1000 restaurants and they are in all 50 states.

It's kind of big.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:59 PM (viF8m)

177 170 I think Trump favors Darline because he made her career, and he figures she’ll be grateful and always vote the way he wants.

But way more often than not you end up with an Amy Coney Barrett when you play that game.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 10:55 PM (o3ajz)


Yeah, she will vote as Trump "recommends." As long as PDT can keep her from being swayed by Collins and Murkowski on "women's issues."

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 11:01 PM (5rh/l)

178 Vote is all in. Mazzei won by a little over 2k votes and the percentage stays the same. He gained a little in the last precinct apparently.

Bruce, from my rusty math, I see a .54 percent difference which is beyond the recall amount.
Posted by: whig

Yup. They were waiting on the call for late ok county. Ok county has a lot of towns the more trials showed up later and went for mazzei

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

179 the GOPe faction in Congress that wants to fail and lose to Dems. Particularly in the US Senate.


Including our OK senator Lankford, who started out OK and then moved completely off the reservation. He'll be out next election.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 11:01 PM (Jr+re)

180 178. The more eastern towns like del
City and Midwest city.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)

181 176 >>Do you eat Cincinnatti chili? Regional food favorites abound. Such will be the legacy of spicy hot chicken wings.

Yea.

Buffalo Wild Wings now has over 1000 restaurants and they are in all 50 states.

It's kind of big.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:59 PM (viF8m)


Is chicken wings the only thing on the menu at BWW?

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 11:02 PM (5rh/l)

182 170 I think Trump favors Darline because he made her career, and he figures she’ll be grateful and always vote the way he wants.

But way more often than not you end up with an Amy Coney Barrett when you play that game.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I blame Mitch McConnell and Senate GOP for Barrett. Basically with Ruth keeling over right at the 2020 election, Trump had to accept whoever Mitch would let him have for the seat or Biden would have filled it.

The Senate GOP in general has been the most weaseling, dishonest, and spineless pieces of crap that have ever floated in a toilet bowl and they all deserve really to be flushed into the septic tank of history. And that is because they are bought and paid for by commercial interests and foreign governments.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:02 PM (E4rtv)

183 FULL STEREO NUGE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!

And to cross the streams:

https://youtu.be/q0hEz4ON0cg

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 11:03 PM (vTZFs)

184 Buffalo Wild Wings now has over 1000 restaurants and they are in all 50 states.

It's kind of big.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:59 PM (viF8m)

I seem to remember BWW being very bad on Second Amendment issues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:03 PM (1z8ji)

185 Is chicken wings the only thing on the menu at BWW?
Posted by: Gref at

Good burgers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

186 Yup. They were waiting on the call for late ok county. Ok county has a lot of towns the more trials showed up later and went for mazzei
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Mazzei gained about 200 votes or so back from that county. Early vote and absentee went for Drummond, Mazzei won on election day by enough to win the shooting match.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:04 PM (E4rtv)

187 I remember when the U.S. McDonald's empire sued a restaurant in Scotland named McDonald's that had been there long before the U.S. chain entered Scotland. The U.S. chain lost.

I hope Buc'ees loses this case since they are being asshoes. That store in Ohio was probably there long before Buc'ees decided to grow outside of Texas.
Posted by: BillB at August 25, 2026 10:17 PM (Gz/2A)

There was/is a McDonald's in Northern NJ that predated the franchise, but was sued nevertheless. McD's lost that one. Hell, they sued In-N-Out because their logo was too similar to their golden arches. Lost that one, too. And then there's Jimmy Buffet suing a one-off burger joint named Cheeseburger In Paradise. Don't recall how that worked out....

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 25, 2026 11:04 PM (nbLIj)

188
A couple more of Nina's Moon shots:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3ujc5d

https://tinyurl.com/5b8vnu7e

Both of those are the same building she's framed against the Moon. In the first one, she's a little closer to the building, making the people on that deck bigger. In the second, she's farther away, framing the whole building and nearby tower inside the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 11:04 PM (w6EFb)

189 Including our OK senator Lankford, who started out OK and then moved completely off the reservation. He'll be out next election.
Posted by: LRob in OK

As long as the person points out his imigration bill constantly.

I'm a TW fan. And he'll have a nice place to run from as Lt Gov.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo)

190 185 Is chicken wings the only thing on the menu at BWW?
Posted by: Gref at

Good burgers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:04 PM (YZ0Fo)


And a lot of TVs showing only sports action. That's a big attraction. It's the only reason I ever consider going to a BWW.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 11:06 PM (5rh/l)

191 Wow. Dolly, Emmy Lou Harris and Linda Rondstat were a thing.

Some lovely songs together. Wow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 11:06 PM (ywcze)

192 Mazzei gained about 200 votes or so back from that county. Early vote and absentee went for Drummond, Mazzei won on election day by enough to win the shooting match.
Posted by: whig

It's odd to me it was that close. I haven't ran into a person in the last 8 years that could stand Drummond. But hey a wins a win.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

193 I don’t know much about Oklahoma politics. I just hope Lankford gets dumped in ‘28.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 11:07 PM (o3ajz)

194 And a lot of TVs showing only sports action. That's a big attraction. It's the only reason I ever consider going to a BWW.
Posted by: Gref

Ya why I used to go. But we got a great local spot here that does better wings and has more TVs and caters to the local fans.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:07 PM (YZ0Fo)

195 I'm just a country lawyer, but on this Flock thing, I think the answer is not in banning the cameras, but imposing by legislation strict rules around what the images can be used for. Tracking a criminal fleeing but who has a warrant out? Totally -- go for it. But further digging into identity, facial recognition tech, etc., of anyone not already under the law enforcement microscope ? No way.

Posted by: Fritz at August 25, 2026 11:09 PM (J7jo9)

196 Including our OK senator Lankford, who started out OK and then moved completely off the reservation. He'll be out next election.
Posted by: LRob in OK

Big donors want open borders and the GOP serviced them since Reagan signed the amnesty travesty bill in 1986. Simpson Mazzoli. And if he hadn't, then GHW Bush would have. GHWB Bush is responsible for bringing the Somalis as refugees to the US in MN, Maine, and Ohio. May he rot. Points of light my ass.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:10 PM (E4rtv)

197 >>Yeah, she will vote as Trump "recommends." As long as PDT can keep her from being swayed by Collins and Murkowski on "women's issues."

As I mentioned in the previous thread, Lyndsey was McCain's understudy in the Ukraine coup and other globalist bullshit. McCain was also the leading Republican in the Russia collusion hoax and Lyndsey was right there, uh, behind him. That's historical fact.

Graham ran against Trump and it wasn't pretty. Trump posted his cell phone number online and Graham responded by destroying phone in an online video. It would be an understatement to say they hated each other.

And yet somehow Graham became one of Trump's biggest supporters. As those great philosophers in Lynyrd Skynyrd said, there's things going we don't know.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m)

198 Is chicken wings the only thing on the menu at BWW?

There's a similar outfit called Plucker's. Plucker's has "boneless wings" which are actually strips of breast meat breaded, fried, and sauced like wings. They're actually pretty good but I mean "boneless wings?" Really?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 11:10 PM (vTZFs)

199 For those of you looking for "who the heck IS Drummond?", he's from the family that has the TV cooking show called Pioneer Woman. Very, very large ranch in north OK, but it belongs to his brother. Don't know how well he cooks!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr+re)

200 ncluding our OK senator Lankford, who started out OK and then moved completely off the reservation. He'll be out next election.
Posted by: LRob in OK

The biggest hurdle in ousting Lankford, and we tried hard last time, is the "my kid went to falls church camp and it was great" cohort that just vote for him because of that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

201 Judas priest screaming for vengeance. Nice...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 25, 2026 11:13 PM (S41Gd)

202 195 I'm just a country lawyer, but on this Flock thing, I think the answer is not in banning the cameras, but imposing by legislation strict rules around what the images can be used for. Tracking a criminal fleeing but who has a warrant out? Totally -- go for it. But further digging into identity, facial recognition tech, etc., of anyone not already under the law enforcement microscope ? No way.
Posted by: Fritz

It should require a warrant. The problem is that again, technology has moved far faster than the law. Back when Scotus decided Katz in 1960's, it was Feds turning on and off mikes in a phone booth when a bookie, Katz, went into to place his bets and receive them. So Scotus created the new reasonable expectation of privacy std instead of the older trespass standard of Olmstead. Olmstead came about because telephones in common use. The idea was that as long as the wiretaps were external to the house, it was okay. At the time operators could and did listen into calls and had to connect them.

Carroll decision was when automobiles came about and Prohibition was on. Again, tech has made that dubious

With today's tech, we require a new 4th Amendment standard.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:14 PM (E4rtv)

203 Kinda cool. The hot rods cruising the beach that are usually blasting Mexican crap music are playing dolly.

Not kidding. Pretty cool

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 11:14 PM (RHmin)

204 >>Is chicken wings the only thing on the menu at BWW?

It's literally called Buffalo Wild Wings. It's right there in the name.

I mean, c'mon. I get you don't like them, not really my thing either, but a restaurant built around chicken wings is probably going to feature chicken wings. Forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 11:15 PM (viF8m)

205 Gotta go. Thanks for the ONT, Doof! I'm trying to work through a serious sinus infection and it's wearing me down. Be nice to each other.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 25, 2026 11:15 PM (Jr+re)

206 I was curious. BWW - 6 bone-in wings and fries in Michigan.

$13 US. Wow.
Nothing's cheap anywhere...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 11:16 PM (Sco7b)

207 With today's tech, we require a new 4th Amendment standard.
Posted by: whig

Girdusky had one of the C suite dudes from flock on his pod very recently. Obviously he's
Going to talk about how great his company is. But it was an interesting listen. If for no other reason to hear their reasoning.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:16 PM (YZ0Fo)

208 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2026 11:17 PM (Y/06r)

209 It's odd to me it was that close. I haven't ran into a person in the last 8 years that could stand Drummond. But hey a wins a win.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Lesser of evils standard--do you take the devil you know or the devil you don't know. All I know about politicians is that they will eventually all betray you on one vote/action or another. I don't get emotional about politicians--the survival of the US is at stake and we are more vulnerable now than we have been in decades since the Cold War. And we were much more united in the Cold War era than now.

Dangerous times mean discarding politicians that sound good on TV but do nothing, pragmatic to pick the better option and not hold out for the perfect one, and a spine of steel when confronted with leftists/Dems and sob story media.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:18 PM (E4rtv)

210 I was curious. BWW - 6 bone-in wings and fries in Michigan.

$13 US. Wow.
Nothing's cheap anywhere...
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 11:16 PM (Sco7b)

Ten bone-in wings at Elnora Hotel on Wednesday Wing nIte, plus 2 beers, about 21 Loonie dollars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:20 PM (1z8ji)

211 Lesser of evils standard--do you take the devil you know or the devil you don't know. All I know about politicians is that they will eventually all betray you on one vote/action or another. I don't get emotional about politicians--the survival of the US is at stake and we are more vulnerable now than we have been in decades since the Cold War. And we were much more united in the Cold War era than now.

Dangerous times mean discarding politicians that sound good on TV but do nothing, pragmatic to pick the better option and not hold out for the perfect one, and a spine of steel when confronted with leftists/Dems and sob story media.
Posted by: whig at

Ya but at the same time mazzei has been in the state congress. Authored bills all the state loved. Will most likely be better than our current governor by like a degree. While the AG sold the state down the river every chance he could. Just was a black and white thing to me. But I pay attention.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

212 And to cross the streams:

https://youtu.be/q0hEz4ON0cg
Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 11:03 PM (vTZFs)

-------

Thanks! That was awesome

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 25, 2026 11:23 PM (kOluj)

213 Ten bone-in wings at Elnora Hotel on Wednesday Wing nIte, plus 2 beers, about 21 Loonie dollars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:20 PM (1z8ji)

I guess that's not too bad, but still.

I remember a few years back, Kate at smalldeadanimals linked to an Indian couple in Toronto making $200,000 Can a year that decided to leave the country because it was too expensive.

Boy, are they missing out on the fun to come...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 11:23 PM (Sco7b)

214 And I did my passport renewal today. 2.5 hours in the ludicrously mis-named "service Canada" office, with the "land acknowledgement" on the wall in both orificial languages, and propaganda looping on numerous video screens.

Here's hoping that my next passport has "Republic of Alberta" stamped on the front cover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:25 PM (1z8ji)

215 Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart

Have you watched obsession yet?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:25 PM (YZ0Fo)

216 Chicken wings were invented in Buffalo, NY, thus the name, in the 1960s.

It's a pretty fucking long fad.

And no, we northeast people will never stop eating them as long as football is played. By guys. With junk, not the other kind.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)


I just had some last night. A place about 10 miles away with great food has a 1/2 price wings and pizza special on monday. I had a long island ice tea, a plate of wings, a large pizza ,and a salad.. $38. The Long island ice tea cost more than any of the food. I had no clue they had those specials, it was just ride on the bike. Mrs B jumped on the back and off we went and ended up there. yeah, no football involved. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 25, 2026 11:25 PM (S41Gd)

217 So, I guess no one watched the Flock camera video with the "citizen journalist"? Didn't think so.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 25, 2026 11:25 PM (hmYU4)

218 Chicken wings were invented in Buffalo, NY, thus the name, in the 1960s.

It's a pretty fucking long fad.

And no, we northeast people will never stop eating them as long as football is played. By guys. With junk, not the other kind.

Posted by: JackStraw

When I moved from ok to Boston I drove through Buffalo just to stop at anchor bar.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:27 PM (YZ0Fo)

219 214 And I did my passport renewal today. 2.5 hours in the ludicrously mis-named "service Canada" office, with the "land acknowledgement" on the wall in both orificial languages, and propaganda looping on numerous video screens.

Here's hoping that my next passport has "Republic of Alberta" stamped on the front cover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


My #1 son just renewed his US passport and was disappointed Trump wasn’t on it.

The US National Parks card has Trump on it. I may get one just to have it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 11:27 PM (yEz+x)

220 C'mon Buc-ee's - you don't own ALL of the beaver!

The Paolo, he sued by this Buc-ee's, too, for owning all the beaver.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 25, 2026 11:27 PM (t19vo)

221 0 Phyllis Diller had a wig room in her house. Dolly must have similar. Phyllis was a painter and did collage and such and if you made an appointment, bought a piece of her art for $3-400, she would give you a little tour and a look at her wig room. She also had a card catalog with something like 20,000 jokes in it on cards. She had a bunch of quirky vehicles, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station wagon. I think it was yellow, IIRC. The wigs were displayed on styrofoam heads, of course. She lived to 95. I heard a long interview with her when she was about 90. Sharp as a tack, funny, and still had the laugh.
Posted by: The Pruitts of Southampton at August 25, 2026 10:46 PM (JM9I6)

I bought 2 of her small paintings and she did show us around her house She was a hoot- she thought hubby was hot.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2026 11:27 PM (lCppi)

222 Girdusky had one of the C suite dudes from flock on his pod very recently. Obviously he's
Going to talk about how great his company is. But it was an interesting listen. If for no other reason to hear their reasoning.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Justice Alito in a recent search and seizure case brought up perhaps that the court should move to a mosaic principle rather than the reasonable expectation of privacy. We have to share a lot of information with our banks, credit cards, utilities like telecom and internet, etc. We don't have a choice if we don't want to live as a jobless hermit on the streets.
All of that is now available due to prior precedent to a lazy cop in an office with a computer. Whereas in the old days, the cop would have to go about to the stores, get a warrant for the home, etc to go through receipts, numbers called, etc. and it took a lot of legwork. Now they just pop on Flock and cross reference other data and show up at your house accusing you of stealing packages from porches etc. (this happened recently--the woman could fortunately prove she only was somewhere else when the theft occurred). Searches have gotten cheaper for cops and they do more of them.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:27 PM (E4rtv)

223 Years ago Vernor Vinge and a couple other sci fi writers and thinkers predicted that the pace of technological development, especially miniaturization and communication tech, would quickly advance to the point that all former standards of privacy would become moot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 11:28 PM (o3ajz)

224 Posted by: whig at August 25

Oh for sure. I just was saying it's an interesting listen. I don't like flock. I don't like intersection/speed cams. Hell the house I'm in now when we bought it has a ring cam. I refuse to activate it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:30 PM (YZ0Fo)

225 I have a dear friend who lives in North Tonawanda.

She does a killer buffalo wing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 11:30 PM (yEz+x)

226 215 Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart

Have you watched obsession yet?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:25 PM (YZ0Fo)

No, nothing for months.

I'm working on a project. Ralphy's high maintenance so night-time is best in the library. Him and my friends' cat Snowflake are here now.

I also have the Maxxxine trilogy to watch. All are on my list once I finally have everything produced.


Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 11:31 PM (Sco7b)

227 What mosaic theory of 4th Amendment would do is push back on the fact that cops can do such searches easily without a warrant. The idea is that if a cop uses technology and databases to the degree that they can, then a warrant must be obtained for probable cause---so looking for one car caught in a Flock camera near the heist would be okay. If you go through all the cars that possibly went through the intersection and cross referenced texts, phone calls, geolocation data, their bank records, credit, purchases, etc. to sift through data to find a culprit then you best have a warrant to present to a judge. At some point, all the different databases available to police quickly becomes a general search, not the particularized requirement under the 4th as to person or things to be searched and seized.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv)

228 Ace,

These pop up ads have wrecked your wonderful website. It is 99% unusable for me with my phone (Samsung S25 - Android).

I can't view pages, I can't advance a page, I can't add comments most of the time.

We'll see if this even posts.

I am heartbroken. Please fix this.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 25, 2026 11:31 PM (i7cHL)

229
I mean, c'mon. I get you don't like them, not really my thing either, but a restaurant built around chicken wings is probably going to feature chicken wings. Forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 11:15 PM (viF8m)
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Totally OT...I saw your comment on the Jesus statue and it being the most moving places you've ever been.

We were in Killarney, Ireland several years ago and visited the ruins of Muckross Abbey. The yew tree and cloisters moved me. We were the only people there at the time wandering around...and it felt like holy ground, the cemetary, all of it.

I felt a hatred for Cromwell I'd never had before.

I've been moved by Westminster Abbey and Notre Dame each time I've visited, but this was different.

Became Catholic this past March and doubt I will pass that way again.

We always find something that is not a touristy place, and this was one.

Came home and found antique colored postcards, as I like to do of travels, and frame as a group...on linen paper.

https://tinyurl.com/y9uxde6m

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 11:31 PM (hzuYO)

230 Oh for sure. I just was saying it's an interesting listen. I don't like flock. I don't like intersection/speed cams. Hell the house I'm in now when we bought it has a ring cam. I refuse to activate it.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Go look at Eufy cameras. Better quality than ring and you can keep your data on your own little server. You can get a cloud account but not that useful unless you want 24-7 coverage rather than motion sensor. Since I have the system, it would require a warrant to get my video, not a simple request to Ring by police.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:33 PM (E4rtv)

231 No, nothing for months.

I'm working on a project. Ralphy's high maintenance so night-time is best in the library. Him and my friends' cat Snowflake are here now.

I also have the Maxxxine trilogy to watch. All are on my list once I finally have everything produced.


Posted by: Stateless

Ah. Ya. Thats cool. She hobbit and I loved it. Def worth adding to the list!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

232 These pop up ads have wrecked your wonderful website. It is 99% unusable for me with my phone (Samsung S25 - Android).

I can't view pages, I can't advance a page, I can't add comments most of the time.

We'll see if this even posts.

I am heartbroken. Please fix this.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle
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Turn off webscript (aka Javascript) or download Brave for Android which automates it. Ads will not pop up.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:34 PM (E4rtv)

233 >>>But once she wins it's the upstate downstate thing and of course Trump had nothing to do with it. It's still pretty remarkable how many people he endorses keep winning because of other stuff. If only Obama had been this lucky. Ever.

Luckiest guy in the history of the world.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Eight countries in South America, this year, too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 11:35 PM (Q8D76)

234 Go look at Eufy cameras. Better quality than ring and you can keep your data on your own little server. You can get a cloud account but not that useful unless you want 24-7 coverage rather than motion sensor. Since I have the system, it would require a warrant to get my video, not a simple request to Ring by police.
Posted by: whig

I'll check those out. But at the same time I live on acreage. People don't show up at my door on a whim. I'll just assume people banging on my door at 2am are a threat. I don't need a camera for that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

235 miniaturization and communication tech, would quickly advance to the point that all former standards of privacy would become moot
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State level spook shit, I’d think the security guys have ulcers or whatever. They were bouncing lasers off window glass probably 50 years ago, and able to get usable audio from the conversations inside. I can’t imagine the stuff they have today.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 11:37 PM (5UfE7)

236 >>When I moved from ok to Boston I drove through Buffalo just to stop at anchor bar.

I dated a smoking hot girl from Buffalo in college. She taught me about buffalo wings and then hurt me. Probably why I'm ambivalent about wings to this day. Women.

Just kidding. I just don't think wings are worth the bones.

She was ridiculously hot though. Way outside my league.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)

237 I felt a hatred for Cromwell I'd never had before.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Cromwell was doing what he had to do to protect England and Irish Lords wanted the Stuarts back. Sherman did something similar to the South in his March to the Sea.

It is not as if the other kings in their wars were much better whether Catholic or Protestant. It was a age of bloodshed, civilian and military where the lines were muddled over who were the good guys and the bad.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:38 PM (E4rtv)

238 I'll check those out. But at the same time I live on acreage. People don't show up at my door on a whim. I'll just assume people banging on my door at 2am are a threat. I don't need a camera for that.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Ours notes when packages are delivered and picked up. Has a split two cameras for that particular function. I live on acreage too but nowadays, too close to encroaching developments to take much for granted.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:39 PM (E4rtv)

239 Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 11:37 PM (5UfE7)

You mentioned the grandfather clock last thread.

Another thing people payed top dollar for...those Royal Daulton things. Hundreds of dollars but who wants that stuff? Nice as it may be.

An elderly friend of my late Mother had tons of those and I did research. A few were worth money but not much.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 11:40 PM (Sco7b)

240 And that shows it doesn't depend on foreground objects on the horizon so much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 10:01 PM (w6EFb)

I think we are just efficiently tuned to find higher concern in things at or near the horizon. We also lose a sense of how far the object is away because some shit potentially coming at you on the horizon feels closer than something that appears thoroughly stationary in the air. I know what I mean.

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2026 11:40 PM (vE0+H)

241 You know what else was all about safety?

COVID.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 25, 2026 11:41 PM (2Ez/1)

242 Ours notes when packages are delivered and picked up. Has a split two cameras for that particular function. I live on acreage too but nowadays, too close to encroaching developments to take much for granted.
Posted by: whig at

Those are coming. They keep getting delayed. But I'll look into those for when it starts moving forward.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:41 PM (YZ0Fo)

243 >>>C'mon Buc-ee's - you don't own ALL of the beaver!

There's enough beaver for everyone.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2026 11:41 PM (dK+Kv)

244 This was extremely unsettling and why one should periodically check on one's anime cel collection.

Every one of my 70 cels was fine except for one with an overlay sheet. This overlay sheet, which was in its own envelope, decided to turn into a cloudy oily goop at one end.

I have no idea what happened.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD)

245 State level spook shit, I’d think the security guys have ulcers or whatever. They were bouncing lasers off window glass probably 50 years ago, and able to get usable audio from the conversations inside. I can’t imagine the stuff they have today.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Using your own wifi to track people from room to room is one new gimmick. Plus the thermal heat signature sensors have gotten a helluva lot better to the point where they can sometimes id someone inside the house now. And now drones that can linger and an automated license plate reader to determine who comes and goes from your house. TV and phones can be turned on remotely to listen in on people etc. etc.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:42 PM (E4rtv)

246 Another thing people payed top dollar for...those Royal Daulton things. Hundreds of dollars but who wants that stuff? Nice as it may be.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 11:40 PM (Sco7b)

You must only collect the Royal Daulton with the handpainted periwinkle.

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket, it's pronounced "Bouquet" at August 25, 2026 11:43 PM (1Ff7Z)

247
There is another sort of opposite trick of a type of forced perspective that makes your brain think things are impossibly small. Tilt-shift effect for a miniature illusion:

https://tinyurl.com/532hmbpn

https://tinyurl.com/23eh76ft

Here, what's going on is the camera trick makes your brain think "I am very, very close to these objects, so they must be in reality very tiny little miniatures".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb)

248 We'll see if this even posts.

I am heartbroken. Please fix this.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 25, 2026 11:31 PM (i7cHL)

OK. This has been talked to death here. Yes, the popup ads are annoying, to those who see them. I don't, because I use Brave Web Browser on a Linux desktop. Sometimes the page loads hang, though.

Remember, this site was written and designed for Web 1.0, you were expected to use a laptop or desktop to read it. The fact that you can (mostly) view it on a phone is simply fortuitous. It's like a dog walking on its hind legs. It is remarkable that it is done at ll, not that it is done well.

You can get Brave Browser for Android. AFAIK, it is free, and not hard to install. There are also numerous ad blockers you can get.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:45 PM (1z8ji)

249 Super secret spying?

Story I saw was as thus:

One guy was surfing Alibaba and his Bluetooth connection died. After a lot of super sleuthing it was found that there was some kind of tracker taking over the audio processor to silently get an audible map of the computer hardware to generate a fingerprint of the computer. But good news, Brave now blocks this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 11:46 PM (2GVsD)

250 was extremely unsettling and why one should periodically check on one's anime cel collection.

Every one of my 70 cels was fine except for one with an overlay sheet. This overlay sheet, which was in its own envelope, decided to turn into a cloudy oily goop at one end.

I have no idea what happened.
Posted by: Anna Puma

That happens with cards too. Sometimes if you have it in a poly sleeve in a plastic sleeve or even a screw case. I'd heat or Sun gets on it sometimes breaks down the poly sleeve. I had that happen in storage. Luckily not to anything of any real value.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

251 Story I saw was as thus:

One guy was surfing Alibaba and his Bluetooth connection died. After a lot of super sleuthing it was found that there was some kind of tracker taking over the audio processor to silently get an audible map of the computer hardware to generate a fingerprint of the computer. But good news, Brave now blocks this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 11:46 PM (2GVsD)

This was linked on the Tech Thread this morning, Anna.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

252 Halloo. Just passing by to drop a little nugget of joy and good harbingers of the future. I haven't seen it mentioned in posts or comments, so, apologies if it's been covered (h/t BlazingCatFur):

Ukrainian robot soldier 'wipes out 20 Russian troops': Footage shows machine-gun attack on 'shelter where Putin's forces were sheltering'
https://bit.ly/begun-the-robot-wars

Skynet has arrived.

Enjoy and treasure every moment… you have left.

https://youtu.be/u0MCQrY_-iM

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - AI Flock Robot Cloudmind at August 25, 2026 11:50 PM (8ddVQ)

253 >> potentially coming at you on the horizon feels closer than something that appears thoroughly stationary in the air. I know what I mean.

I get what you mean too, and that's very plausible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)

254 Wish everyone a good evening. Doc appts tomorrow.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:51 PM (E4rtv)

255 Plus the thermal heat signature sensors have gotten a helluva lot better to the point where they can sometimes id someone inside the house now

Wasn't there a SCOTUS ruling a few years ago that said basically that cops can watch your home without a warrant but if they used technology that did more than just enhance human capabilities -- like a thermal sensor instead of just binoculars -- that crossed a line and required a warrant? Seems like wifi sniffers would be in the same category but who knows. Everything has to be argued and hashed out as its own special case now.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 11:51 PM (vTZFs)

256 I also try to limit my purchases of home goods and decor to establishments that have earned The Royal Warrant.

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket at August 25, 2026 11:52 PM (JM9I6)

257 You mentioned the grandfather clock last thread.

Another thing people payed top dollar for...those Royal Daulton things. Hundreds of dollars but who wants that stuff? Nice as it may be.

An elderly friend of my late Mother had tons of those and I did research. A few were worth money but not much.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 11:40 PM (Sco7b)

A lot of the collectable glass, pottery and porcelain got repro'd to hell and back. Some values of some nice stuff got wiped out. Galle, for example. Plus the internet completely changed what scarcity meant. What used to be rare enough to take weeks or even months to find, you could now have your choice of several instantly. Lastly, the producers themselves went mass produced and cheap, like Fenton Glass.

Most of that stuff outside of the really rare ($1,000+) had their value drop to 1/3 or worse.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 25, 2026 11:52 PM (r7+Q7)

258 Except this binder of cells was stored on a shelf and the one that turned to goop was in the back of the Itoya art portfolio.

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I missed the tech thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 11:52 PM (2GVsD)

259 I’m of the opinion that Cromwell and his army had been fighting too long, and had gotten both very good at it and very sick of having to do it over and over. The bulk of the fighting in Ireland happened after all the other fighting had ended, and I get the sense that not just Cromwell but his entire army went in with an attitude of “ok, the faster we kill EVERYONE here, the faster we get to go back home.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 11:53 PM (o3ajz)

260 >>Using your own wifi to track people from room to room is one new gimmick.

I was involved with transition from ARPANET to the internet. Does anyone really believe the federal government, the people who basically invented the internet, would walk away from that level of control?

How do you think they grabbed control of social media?

The myth of anonymity is just that, a myth.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 11:53 PM (viF8m)

261 The myth of anonymity is just that, a myth.

Vernor Vinge's True Names from 1981 waves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 11:55 PM (2GVsD)

262
Ukrainian robot soldier 'wipes out 20 Russian troops': Footage shows machine-gun attack on 'shelter where Putin's forces were sheltering'
https://bit.ly/begun-the-robot-wars

Skynet has arrived.

Enjoy and treasure every moment… you have left.

https://youtu.be/u0MCQrY_-iM

G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - AI Flock Robot Cloudmind at August 25, 2026 11:50 PM (8ddVQ)

At this rate, the Ukes will be within the gates of Moscow by Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:55 PM (1z8ji)

263 Most of that stuff outside of the really rare ($1,000+) had their value drop to 1/3 or worse.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 25, 2026 11:52 PM (r7+Q7)

Yeah, that's what I found out when I was looking up values for Mom's dear friend. And she spent good money on that stuff years ago.

Back to the project....

All of you have a great night and a great tomorrow.

I was going to do lawns but I've made a few breakthroughs here....sweet.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 11:56 PM (Sco7b)

264 When I moved from ok to Boston I drove through Buffalo just to stop at anchor bar.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:27 PM (YZ0Fo)

If you want good wings, Anchor Bar is really not the place to go.

Posted by: Ann at August 25, 2026 11:56 PM (SHHm+)

265 "Ukrainian robot soldier 'wipes out 20 Russian troops'"


Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: The Couger of Kiev at August 25, 2026 11:56 PM (Q+gd/)

266 If you want good wings, Anchor Bar is really not the place to go.
Posted by: Ann

Was just about going to the birth place. As
I was never gonna be back.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 25, 2026 11:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

267 At this rate, the Ukes will be within the gates of Moscow by Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving? General Winter might have something to say. Napoleon took Moscow and all he got was a lost army.

Tell me when they get past the giant Russian memorial that marks the closest the Germans got.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 11:57 PM (2GVsD)

268 At this rate, the Ukes will be within the gates of Moscow by Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Don't count your chickens.

Posted by: General Heinz Guderian at August 25, 2026 11:57 PM (JM9I6)

269 Most of that stuff outside of the really rare ($1,000+) had their value drop to 1/3 or worse.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 25, 2026 11:52 PM (r7+Q7)

Stuff made to be collectible usually isn't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:57 PM (1z8ji)

270 >>>And yet somehow Graham became one of Trump's biggest supporters. As those great philosophers in Lynyrd Skynyrd said, there's things going we don't know.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Looking forward to Darline turning Lindsey's lust for war into a lust to knee Thune.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 11:58 PM (Q8D76)

271 Tell me when they get past the giant Russian memorial that marks the closest the Germans got.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 11:57 PM (2GVsD)

(removes tongue from cheek)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:00 AM (1z8ji)

272 Like Joey Bidet becoming fixated on withdrawing from Afghanistan on 9/11, Hitler wanted Stalingrad for the same symbolic political purposes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 12:00 AM (2GVsD)

273
This one takes the cake I think on the "Moon looks impossibly large" effect. Extreme lens compression here indeed:

https://tinyurl.com/y3z6haxx

And a long Sky & Telescope article on the Moon illusion:
https://tinyurl.com/3cwef7uc

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 26, 2026 12:01 AM (w6EFb)

274 >>Vernor Vinge's True Names from 1981 waves.

One Ring to rule them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 12:02 AM (viF8m)

275 Stuff made to be collectible usually isn't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are you saying I can't retire on my beanie babies?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:03 AM (YZ0Fo)

276 This one takes the cake I think on the "Moon looks impossibly large" effect. Extreme lens compression here indeed:

https://tinyurl.com/y3z6haxx

And a long Sky & Telescope article on the Moon illusion:
https://tinyurl.com/3cwef7uc
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 26, 2026 12:01 AM (w6EFb)

Reminds me of an old Larry Niven short story, "Inconstant Moon".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:03 AM (1z8ji)

277 Are you saying I can't retire on my beanie babies?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:03 AM (YZ0Fo)

Well, they would be better for stuffing a mattress than Rubik's Cubes would be, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:05 AM (1z8ji)

278 Well, they would be better for stuffing a mattress than Rubik's Cubes would be, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But pet rocks are still good right?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:06 AM (YZ0Fo)

279 Don't bet retirement on collecting every Funko Pop either.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 12:06 AM (2GVsD)

280 Don't bet retirement on collecting every Funko Pop either.
Posted by: Anna Puma at

What if I have every Batman including the minis?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:07 AM (YZ0Fo)

281 275 Stuff made to be collectible usually isn't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

NFTs have entered the chat, then left with some idiot's money.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 26, 2026 12:08 AM (r7+Q7)

282 Somehow the Musical Parts did not include Screamin' Jay Hawkins.

SAD!
Posted by: Miklos put a spell on you


Well, he's "Screamin'." Not "Screaming."

Totally different theme.

And speaking of totally different.....

https://youtu.be/TkHncRJ4uV4

Posted by: mikeski regrets nothing at August 26, 2026 12:08 AM (VHUov)

283 Any of them still in original box? Any autographed by Kevin Conroy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 12:08 AM (2GVsD)

284 Now to be fair LEGO has insane collectible and resale value.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:08 AM (YZ0Fo)

285 It’s possible, I guess, that ole Darline would turn out to be hard, pipe-hittin’ Conservative with a capital “C”. That’s probably not the way to bet. We’ve seen this movie before.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 12:09 AM (5UfE7)

286 267 At this rate, the Ukes will be within the gates of Moscow by Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving? General Winter might have something to say. Napoleon took Moscow and all he got was a lost army.

Tell me when they get past the giant Russian memorial that marks the closest the Germans got.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 11:57 PM (2GVsD)

The West has conveniently forgotten that the Russians are a Nuclear State.

We are literally playing with dynamite... thinking they will be coherent enough that they will not pull that trigger... while at the same time calling them insane.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 12:09 AM (mP0Kj)

287 want to pay $220 for a LEGO Mercedes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 12:09 AM (2GVsD)

288 Any of them still in original box? Any autographed by Kevin Conroy?
Posted by: Anna Puma

The just line my batcave. It's totally worth a million right?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:09 AM (YZ0Fo)

289 But pet rocks are still good right?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:06 AM (YZ0Fo)

Oh, yeah! Funny, I was digging gravel out from around my septic tank today, and a lot of the gravel was angular pebbles of black chert, probably from the Nordegg Formation in northwestern Alberta, and brought here by glaciers.

I managed to advance the little pit around the tank flange by more than a foot by using a shop vac as the digging implement. Tedious, as the hose would clog frequently, but I could dig while standing up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:11 AM (1z8ji)

290 >>>searches have gotten cheaper for cops and they do more of them.

Posted by: whig
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Vigorously.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 12:11 AM (Q8D76)

291 want to pay $220 for a LEGO Mercedes?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I don't really do LEGO cars hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:12 AM (YZ0Fo)

292 The just line my batcave. It's totally worth a million right?

Kia Asamiya did a DC Comics sanctioned Batman comic Child of Dreams that has as one character a Japanese millionaire who has recreated the Batcave with everything he could lay his hands on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 12:13 AM (2GVsD)

293 yeah! Funny, I was digging gravel out from around my septic tank today, and a lot of the gravel was angular pebbles of black chert, probably from the Nordegg Formation in northwestern Alberta, and brought here by glaciers.

I managed to advance the little pit around the tank flange by more than a foot by using a shop vac as the digging implement. Tedious, as the hose would clog frequently, but I could dig while standing up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's billions! Just put em in a box!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:14 AM (YZ0Fo)

294 I don't really do LEGO cars hahah
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:12 AM (YZ0Fo)

WHEELO cars do a lot better on smooth roads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:14 AM (1z8ji)

295 >>want to pay $220 for a LEGO Mercedes?

Only if it gets better than 25 mpg and doesn't cost too much to insure...

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 12:14 AM (rdVOm)

296 284 Now to be fair LEGO has insane collectible and resale value.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:08 AM (YZ0Fo)

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*kicks stack of Bradford Deluxe Genuine 14-kt Gold-rimmed Limited Edition Collectors Plates*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 12:15 AM (4Je4D)

297 Kia Asamiya did a DC Comics sanctioned Batman comic Child of Dreams that has as one character a Japanese millionaire who has recreated the Batcave with everything he could lay his hands on.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well that's just cool.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:15 AM (YZ0Fo)

298 >>The West has conveniently forgotten that the Russians are a Nuclear State.

>>We are literally playing with dynamite... thinking they will be coherent enough that they will not pull that trigger... while at the same time calling them insane.

Trump's CIA director John Ratcliffe made an unannounced trip to Moscow yesterday.

Might be relevant.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2026 12:16 AM (viF8m)

299 They invade every place they can. It is disgusting.
———

Thank Goodness America didn’t drill her own gas and oil for the last 60 years of which she has several hundred years worth of high quality proven reserves.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 12:17 AM (5UfE7)

300 WHEELO cars do a lot better on smooth roads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Mattel hot wheels has started doing brick built cars now. And they are really good.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:17 AM (YZ0Fo)

301 Only if it gets better than 25 mpg and doesn't cost too much to insure...
Posted by: JQ at August

A few weeks ago they actually did LEGO f1 cars full size that went around the track. Was kinda cool.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:19 AM (YZ0Fo)

302 Speaking of Oklahoma politics.... Just watched a vid by a hot lookin' Asian chick who covers OK politics.

https://tinyurl.com/k3tc9f7c

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 26, 2026 12:20 AM (1Ff7Z)

303
It is not as if the other kings in their wars were much better whether Catholic or Protestant. It was a age of bloodshed, civilian and military where the lines were muddled over who were the good guys and the bad.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 11:38 PM (E4rtv)
*******
Yes. I know. I was conservative Presbyterian all of my life til March of this year when I converted to Roman Catholic. Therefore it was a different experience at the time (2017).

I also am not fond of Sherman, being a redneck.

However, visiting that ruins was different. Can't explain it well. Peaceful in spite of knowing what happened.

Ireland is beautiful and that area spectacular.

Which makes me even madder about the barbarian invaders.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 12:21 AM (hzuYO)

304 Average Beanie Babies can sell for $10 in a vintage store or "antique" mall. You can get them for a little over a buck in thrift stores and Goodwills.

Posted by: Bean Counter at August 26, 2026 12:21 AM (JM9I6)

305 A few weeks ago they actually did LEGO f1 cars full size that went around the track. Was kinda cool.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Haha, that's a hoot! Didn't know about it.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

306 Haha, that's a hoot! Didn't know about it.
Posted by: JQ at August

Did the full liveries and all.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:23 AM (YZ0Fo)

307 Well, I was up at 0645, put in a full day, and now I am real sleepy. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 12:26 AM (1z8ji)

308 Bruce

Kia Asamiya is a fan of Batman. In an interview he said he found the Batmobile the coolest of the gadgets and if he could get a movie one, he would register it in Japan and drive it.

In reality he had to settle for a Porsche Carrera, and he created a new manga called My Favorite Carrera about a career minded woman who comes back to Japan from studying abroad and after her father's death to find out he had bought for her a super rare Porsche and it has been sitting in storage all this time. The story picks up there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 12:27 AM (2GVsD)

309 At this rate, the Ukes will be within the gates of Moscow by Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:55 PM (1z8ji)

The Ukes won’t be, but their robot minions might have.

Honestly the model that scares me the most is that Chinese robot dog with a gun bolted on to its back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 12:29 AM (o3ajz)

310 Kia Asamiya is a fan of Batman. In an interview he said he found the Batmobile the coolest of the gadgets and if he could get a movie one, he would register it in Japan and drive it.

In reality he had to settle for a Porsche Carrera, and he created a new manga called My Favorite Carrera about a career minded woman who comes back to Japan from studying abroad and after her father's death to find out he had bought for her a super rare Porsche and it has been sitting in storage all this time. The story picks up there.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ima have to look that up that's cool.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:29 AM (YZ0Fo)

311 Average Beanie Babies can sell for $10 in a vintage store or "antique" mall. You can get them for a little over a buck in thrift stores and Goodwills.
Posted by: Bean Counter

There are still beanie babies that are worth A LOT. But they are super rare the are like the original Boo that has the daughters name on it. Or the Diana Princess bear with an mis stitch on its flower.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:31 AM (YZ0Fo)

312 Good night folks. May your days be cat free.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 26, 2026 12:32 AM (CHHv1)

313 Posted by: Anna Puma

Ima have to look that up that's cool.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Not that I like Batman or anything.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:33 AM (YZ0Fo)

314 Mom collected pretty things-- glass, crystal, china. Bells, a few Hummels-- just pieces that appealed to her, not entire series of stuff.

After she passed, Dad gave away many of her little treasures (including several that I would've loved to have) but you know, that's just how it goes...

There's still plenty, and I don't know what I'll do with them. Stepson isn't interested. Nephew is only 10, so who knows? Sis had her opportunity and took only a few items, didn't want anything else.

Steuben stemware, anyone?

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 12:34 AM (rdVOm)

315 265 "Ukrainian robot soldier 'wipes out 20 Russian troops'"

Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: The Couger of Kiev

You're all pikers.

Posted by: The Ghost Ewok of Kiev at August 26, 2026 12:34 AM (t19vo)

316 Posted by: JQ at August

My grandma (mom's mom) after her son died threw all his baseball cards in the trash. Mantles domagios bankses etc

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:35 AM (YZ0Fo)

317 She did buy me a ton of Pete rose cards, that I still have, and said he'll be proven right. Hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:38 AM (YZ0Fo)

318 Dad had a couple of girlfriends after Mom died... first one was just a blatant gold-digger and didn't take long for Dad to see through her BS.

Second one was much more subtle, and stuck around for several years. She feathered her nest well, at Dad's expense, and I was so afraid he'd marry her. Now? I'm kinda wishing that he had, and none of his leftovers would be my problem now!

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

319 I collect warrants.

Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent at August 26, 2026 12:46 AM (JM9I6)

320 Dad had a couple of girlfriends after Mom died... first one was just a blatant gold-digger and didn't take long for Dad to see through her BS.

Second one was much more subtle, and stuck around for several years. She feathered her nest well, at Dad's expense, and I was so afraid he'd marry her. Now? I'm kinda wishing that he had, and none of his leftovers would be my problem now!
Posted by: JQ

Hahahaha I come from half horder stock and half burn it the second it annoys me stock. I like to think I'm in the middle. My sister is horder stock. And the back log of parent and grand parent horde is insane.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:47 AM (YZ0Fo)

321 >>I like to think I'm in the middle.

Yeah, I can relate. My personal pendulum swings from "keep it all" to "trash it all" on a daily basis. There's just so much, and my 3 siblings are no help at all.

"Sure, good ol' JQ will do all the hard work and we can just sit back and wait for the check..."

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 12:52 AM (rdVOm)

322 like to think I'm in the middle.

Yeah, I can relate. My personal pendulum swings from "keep it all" to "trash it all" on a daily basis. There's just so much, and my 3 siblings are no help at all.

"Sure, good ol' JQ will do all the hard work and we can just sit back and wait for the check..."
Posted by: JQ

But at the same time when I shuffle off they're gonna have to deal with all my LEGO. But it won't be stacks of magazines and boxes 😂

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:53 AM (YZ0Fo)

323 Gramps was a RedWing pottery salesman for years way back in the day. He had a basement full of factory “seconds” on shelves. After he died, Grandma gave it all to Goodwill. Not worth a fortune but it wasn’t the greatest plan either.

The factory itself had a bunch of seconds in a warehouse too accumulated over many years. The employees tried to form a union at some point, and I think the owner just said fuck that, and shut it all down and retired. One of their accountants was pretty sharp and bought all those factory seconds for next to nothing.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 12:57 AM (5UfE7)

324 The U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln is about to reach port after 240 days at sea.

In Thailand.

I hope the local Bible study groups can keep up with the surge in demand.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 12:57 AM (IG3/x)

325 I need to unload a neglected house/property and it's contents. Lil bro claims to want this, that, and the other, but doesn't lift a finger to f*ckin' come and GET it, just gives one excuse after another. But he uses the place as a free hotel for a couple of weeks every summer, each time claiming that he'll remove his stuff. (and then doesn't)

Boy, is he gonna be mad when it's all gone because I can't keep that place afloat forever...

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)

326 In Thailand.
I hope the local Bible study groups can keep up with the surge in demand.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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LOL! Hahahahahaha... hope they got LOTS of penicillin in stock.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:01 AM (rdVOm)

327 There's still plenty, and I don't know what I'll do with them. Stepson isn't interested. Nephew is only 10, so who knows? Sis had her opportunity and took only a few items, didn't want anything else.
——-

It’s going to be the same problem, only magnified. “Cherry pickers” come in, they know what they are looking for. Take a few items, they don’t want all that other shit.

The trick is to sell it on “you take all of it” basis. No cherry picking. Otherwise, you will end up with a whole bunch of stuff nobody wants, and … another name for that is garbage. Hafta pay money to get rid of it. If you were Sentimental before, you probably won’t be after.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 01:04 AM (5UfE7)

328 Boy, is he gonna be mad when it's all gone because I can't keep that place afloat forever...
Posted by: JQ at

My parents are doing that rn. They said get it out by x. Then it's gone.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 01:05 AM (YZ0Fo)

329 One guy was surfing Alibaba
Posted by: Anna Puma


Well, there's your problem...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 01:06 AM (C0Nlv)

330 Happy Tuesday Horde!

JQ, I feel your pain, nobody wants any of this stuff!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2026 01:10 AM (ibDUx)

331 Lil bro texted me last night, wanting to know how much time he had!

Texted back: "Get it NOW! I don't deliver, so rent a u-haul and get busy!"

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)

332 Hi, Debby! How are you?

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)

333 Texted back: "Get it NOW! I don't deliver, so rent a u-haul and get busy!"
Posted by: JQ at

Ding ding

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 01:12 AM (YZ0Fo)

334
Might try this one day


Well, their name proclaims that they are flock devices, so why not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:18 AM (ixS3i)

335 Hey DDS!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 01:19 AM (YZ0Fo)

336
A flock camera v photo drone standoff would be a poser, would it not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:20 AM (ixS3i)

337 “Up to 10% Ethanol” is just a guideline with some folks.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:40 PM (0ass6)


My truck becomes a boat needing marine grade gasoline (no ethanol) most every time I refuel it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 26, 2026 01:21 AM (wWuuh)

338 315 265 "Ukrainian robot soldier 'wipes out 20 Russian troops'"

Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: The Couger of Kiev

You're all pikers.
Posted by: The Ghost Ewok of Kiev at August 26, 2026 12:34 AM (t19vo)

Hasn't any of these folks WATCHED any Sci Fi flicks?

AI + Robot Soldiers? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 01:22 AM (mP0Kj)

339 329 One guy was surfing Alibaba
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, there's your problem...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 26, 2026 01:06 AM (C0Nlv)

To name a company AliBaba always cracked me up.

He JOINED THE THIEVES.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 01:24 AM (mP0Kj)

340
Have a drone drop a Faraday cage bag over a flock camera.

A "Hats for Rats campaign, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:24 AM (ixS3i)

341 A flock camera v photo drone standoff would be a poser, would it not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:20 AM (ixS3i)

A flock camera v a drone carrying a payload of paint balloons might be a worthy endeavor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 01:25 AM (dK+Kv)

342
˙ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʎɹʇ plnoɥs ʎllɐǝɹ no⅄

Are you happy now?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:28 AM (ixS3i)

343 Garrett Langley is unfit to be free and is incapable of self-government. (H/t, TX Declaration of Independence, 1836) Just because he wants to live in a brutal police state with 25/8 surveillance doesn’t mean we have to.

I suggest stripping him of his citizenship and shipping him to the DPRK or Cuba.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 26, 2026 01:29 AM (jPziU)

344 Texted back: "Get it NOW! I don't deliver, so rent a u-haul and get busy!"
Posted by: JQ at

Ding ding
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Yeah, but he'll just blow me off like usual... and drag his feet and spout excuses.

There's a Habitat ReStore here. I'll stop by tomorrow & ask about what they'll pick up. Just gathering info for now.

Then, call estate auction/sale outfits.

And check out a few "as-is" house buyers. At this point, there's no other option-- there's no money for repairs or landscape work. There's no more $ in the estate for that, and I refuse to put any more of my own money into it!

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)

345 34 Duck Duck Go says Garrett Langley is 38 years old.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 10:08 PM (Cqx++)

So, no living memory of the GDR nor the USSR.

Nor watching Ceaucescu getting whacked on TV on Christmas Day 1989.

Even so, Mr, Langley failed history or never studied it to begin with.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 26, 2026 01:31 AM (jPziU)

346
Corporate sponsorship: Seagrams 7 Crown could position its velvet bag as being worthy of setving as a cap for a favorite flock camera.

A Snuff Sack That Is Both Supple And Soft!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:32 AM (ixS3i)

347 Headbanger I may be, but hearing about Dolly Parton makes me sad.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 26, 2026 01:32 AM (jPziU)

348
The West has conveniently forgotten that the Russians are a Nuclear State.

We are literally playing with dynamite... thinking they will be coherent enough that they will not pull that trigger... while at the same time calling them insane.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 12:09 AM (mP0Kj)

No One Wants To Be Number Two.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 26, 2026 01:35 AM (jPziU)

349 Lost my internet for a bit there.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2026 01:37 AM (ibDUx)

350 214 And I did my passport renewal today. 2.5 hours in the ludicrously mis-named "service Canada" office, with the "land acknowledgement" on the wall in both orificial languages, and propaganda looping on numerous video screens.

Here's hoping that my next passport has "Republic of Alberta" stamped on the front cover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 11:25 PM (1z8ji)

Especially with PM Carney in office. The longer he is there, the poorer AB will get.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 26, 2026 01:37 AM (jPziU)

351 Yeah, but he'll just blow me off like usual... and drag his feet and spout excuses.

There's a Habitat ReStore here. I'll stop by tomorrow & ask about what they'll pick up. Just gathering info for now.

Then, call estate auction/sale outfits.

And check out a few "as-is" house buyers. At this point, there's no other option-- there's no money for repairs or landscape work. There's no more $ in the estate for that, and I refuse to put any more of my own money into it!
Posted by: JQ at

Ya you're right. But at the same time just say day x is it. We're done.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 01:38 AM (YZ0Fo)

352 Even so, Mr, Langley failed history or never studied it to begin with.

Posted by: Cow Demon
---

He sat there and said it to the camera, essentially, we must compromise our freedom for safety. Fuck you kid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 01:38 AM (Q8D76)

353 But at the same time when I shuffle off they're gonna have to deal with all my LEGO. But it won't be stacks of magazines and boxes 😂

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 12:53 AM (YZ0Fo)

Mrs B will be in a world of shit if anything happens to me. She will be overwhelmed. She'll have a serious pile of fuck you money, but she'll have to work for it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2026 01:40 AM (S41Gd)

354 202 195 I'm just a country lawyer, but on this Flock thing, I think the answer is not in banning the cameras, but imposing by legislation strict rules around what the images can be used for. Tracking a criminal fleeing but who has a warrant out? Totally -- go for it. But further digging into identity, facial recognition tech, etc., of anyone not already under the law enforcement microscope ? No way.
Posted by: Fritz

Cops have been busted all over TX for abusing Flock cameras, using them for stalking among other things. You shrug your shoulders at that. I don’t.

The answer IS banning them. The cops wanna whine about it? Too bad.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 26, 2026 01:41 AM (jPziU)

355 >>>And check out a few "as-is" house buyers. At this point, there's no other option-- there's no money for repairs or landscape work. There's no more $ in the estate for that, and I refuse to put any more of my own money into it!
Posted by: JQ
---

One more thing. Start shopping for a place now.
Ideally, you'll own your new home before it's time
to put the old place up for sale.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 01:41 AM (Q8D76)

356 All I've got here, is a serious pile of "fuck you" and no money...

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

357
Can it be argued that the meteor striker that ended the Jurassic Period was a genocidal act? I think so.

When, then, will these chest thumping and virtue signaling "land acknowledgement" statements be forced to face facts and state the obvious -- the dinos were here first?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:43 AM (ixS3i)

358 One more thing. Start shopping for a place now.
Ideally, you'll own your new home before it's time
to put the old place up for sale.

Posted by: Braenyard

If I *could* buy a new home, I would've done so already, and moved much of Dad's stuff into it.

No-- I'm talking about Dad's house. He didn't maintain it very well after Mom died, and let the yard go to shit. It's a mess now... I've tried, but can no longer keep up with it.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)

359 Mrs. B., hands on hips, tapping foot; What am I going to do with all this shit?

- somehow, I have a feeling she has a functional knowledge of your stuff

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 01:45 AM (Q8D76)

360 Very few houses, around here, are FHA. Most of them, more than 90%, are as is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 01:47 AM (Q8D76)

361 All I've got here, is a serious pile of "fuck you" and no money...

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

I told my brother that if anything happened to me and mrs B at the same time he gets all my shit and half the house. At first he looked horrified. He said how the hell will I manage all that. I said toss your pain in the ass wife on her ass, let her buy you out of your half of the house, take the money, buy mrs b's sister's half of this house, and move in to Man World. He saw the iron in my words. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2026 01:47 AM (S41Gd)

362 BOING!

There's a new grand daughter pup in the family. I think we'll be busy today. Might have to head back home to Jerusalem.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 01:50 AM (skLNB)

363 JQ, I've got to get my brother's condo cleaned out and listed for sale, he has been dead almost three years now, no will and now I finally have the legal stuff in place to get rid of it. He took stuff from my parents house and it is all coming back to me!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2026 01:51 AM (ibDUx)

364 My current home is (imo) a POS, but it's paid for. Unless hubby lives a long time and then needs Medicaid... then Mcaid will slap a lien on it, payable upon sale after my death.

Fk that. Fkers can pay billions to fraudsters, they can kiss my ass on this place and take the loss.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:52 AM (rdVOm)

365 Oh congratulations, Biden's Dog, that is such happy news, blessings to you all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2026 01:53 AM (ibDUx)

366
No-- I'm talking about Dad's house. He didn't maintain it very well after Mom died, and let the yard go to shit. It's a mess now... I've tried, but can no longer keep up with it.
Posted by: JQ


I recently saw a video where an owner of a herd of goats in Australia rents them out for cleaning up yards -- fenced, of course -- that had become overgrown and unmanageable. The place that was shown in the video was cleaned up after five days to the point where removing the residual debris was possible.

Whether such a service exists in this country is not known to me, but it was remarkable to see how much of the crap biomass vanished from the property.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 01:53 AM (ixS3i)

367 I saw that goat video! That was great-- so, something the next owner can do at dad's old house!

I. Am. Done.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

368 Sweet dreams JQ.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2026 01:57 AM (ibDUx)

369 >>I've got to get my brother's condo cleaned out and listed for sale...

------

Yay, Debby! Happy for you!

Such a relief, yes?

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)

370 Mrs. B., hands on hips, tapping foot; What am I going to do with all this shit?

- somehow, I have a feeling she has a functional knowledge of your stuff

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 01:45 AM (Q8D76)

To a point she does. I have friends that know. One owned a guitar store for years, so he knows every guitar and amp I have. I have a friend who has a harley shop, and he knows all the tools and parts. My brother knows all the contractor and wood tools. They will be a huge help. Mrs B will be ok. Although, my plan is to eventually sell most of it off, piss the money away like a drunken sailor so Mrs B's grifter nieces don't get a fucking dime.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2026 01:58 AM (S41Gd)

371 Oh, Debby-- sorry-- I misread that. Thought you'd *already* gotten your bro's place cleaned out & put up for sale...

Ugh.

Well, at least you have the legal crap in order now!

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)

372 No-- I'm talking about Dad's house. He didn't maintain it very well after Mom died, and let the yard go to shit. It's a mess now... I've tried, but can no longer keep up with it.

Posted by: JQ
---

Oh, misunderstood. Realtors sit around waiting for a call.
Have couple visit and do a walk through. You're shopping for
a realtor you like and he's looking to make a sale. The walk
through he should give you hints and tips. Same time you
can size him up.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:04 AM (Q8D76)

373 Mrs B's grifter nieces don't get a fucking dime.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Three year Norwegian cruise and trust fund for Mrs. B.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:06 AM (Q8D76)

374
We have had our place in Sussex County for just over twenty years now. The amount of plowing up farmland and building new cookie cutter domicile "communities" around here during that time is remarkable, and not for any good reasons. "New Homes From $350K and Above" is not much of an inducement for local folks to buy one.

There were a half dozen or so places -- all listed as being for sale -- along our travel route that were remarkable for their obvious states of disrepair, neglect, and outright insane do-it-yourself upgrades. Nearly all of them are long gone now save one, and that is decaying into ruin while serving as an impromptu greenhouse for the native vegetation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 02:07 AM (fsWFo)

375 Neighbors may have a couple of goats and they get free feed.
Goats don't eat grass they eat other than grass. Sheep eat grass.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:09 AM (Q8D76)

376 Realtors sit around waiting for a call.
Have couple visit and do a walk through. You're shopping for
a realtor you like and he's looking to make a sale. The walk
through he should give you hints and tips. Same time you
can size him up.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yeah, once I get most of the junk out of there... the place looks like hell on the inside too because of all the *stuff* there. (long story, but some of it is from when I sold my old place and had nowhere to go with it)

Anyway-- it isn't gonna happen quickly, but I sure hope to be done before next summer!

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)

377
Mrs KvC and I will need to have a meeting of the minds when she comes back north in September. There is a boatload of stuff in our home that needs to go before we'd even be able to put the place on the market, including.her pottery kiln in the garage. My point will be that I am here to help rid this place of the wretched excess. Were I to expire before that is accomplished, she would find that process far more unpleasant than it will be with me here to help.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 26, 2026 02:21 AM (ixS3i)

378 >>My point will be that I am here to help rid this place of the wretched excess.

It's a reasonable goal, Krebs v Carnot. Very reasonable.

Dad just plain DGF after Mom died, and left a mess. As "estate representative" I alone am left with the work.

Two of my siblings are sitting on their hands, merely waiting for *their* inheritance, while the other acts like a flying monkey and criticizes my efforts (while expecting ridiculous $$$ for everything)

It's a real shitshow.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)

379 My nearly 91 y.o. mother is bedridden, not really all there all the time, and has 24-7 live-in help. Still, she does have moments of clarity. She recently told my sister that she (mom) had canceled her appointment with the End; she wasn't ready yet. I think at this point, given how little she eats, her appointment with the End will be a matter of weeks. My bro, sis, and I get along fine. The occasional squabble, but that's it. Nothing like I've read here.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 26, 2026 02:32 AM (Fv808)

380 Two of my siblings are sitting on their hands, merely waiting for *their* inheritance, while the other acts like a flying monkey and criticizes my efforts (while expecting ridiculous $$$ for everything)

It's a real shitshow.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)

Clean it out, burn it to the foundation and tell them to kiss your ass, or don't clean it out and still burn it to the foundation. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2026 02:33 AM (S41Gd)

381 Nothing like I've read here.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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I'm sorry your mom is nearing the end. It's always sad, even when expected.

Glad for you, that you get along with your bro & sis. I did too, until Dad (our last parent) passed. Somehow, everything changed... and not in any good ways.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:35 AM (rdVOm)

382 >>Clean it out, burn it to the foundation and tell them to kiss your ass, or don't clean it out and still burn it to the foundation.

Bers, you have no idea how tempting that is! The only thing holding me back, is the legality...

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

383 I just wrote a lengthy comment that got completely vaporized. I am shutting this thing down. Sweet dreams Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2026 02:38 AM (ibDUx)

384 Night, Debby! See ya next time!

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

385 Between family issues and hubby's dementia, I feel more *alone* now than any other time in my life. It fucking sucks!

Thanks for being here, horde. You all are a lifeline!

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)

386 I'll have to deal with my father's house eventually. He's 88 this year, but he's doing good. His family goes into their 90s. His brother is 92, his sister is 90, both sharp as a tack. Still, its only a matter of time. The only upside is his house is in nice shape, we completely renovated the whole thing, and did 2 additions (front and back) about 15 years ago when they bought it. The paint was barely dry before mom died. I'll have to deal with a few small things, but nothing crazy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2026 02:47 AM (S41Gd)

387 Whig and AOP,

Thanks,

I was reading all the relevant remarks about the ads in the moonshot thread.

I hadn't had the ad problem before (using Firefox). Finally found the Adblocker Plus (either Firefox or Android make this stuff hard to find/identify).

Things seem much better. Will see if anything persists as a fix.

Thank You again.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 26, 2026 02:50 AM (i7cHL)

388 Was there a will? Is it determined to split 3 ways?
Lawyer? Charge as executrix? (shut your eyes, grit your teeth) Hire some guys to clean it out and sell it. Put the money in your account. I think a lawyer can do that for you.
If not, shoot your siblings. Tonypete knows a guy with a backhoe.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:53 AM (Q8D76)

389 Mom & Dad did a kitchen reno in the 90s... so, it's beautiful but "old" now.

Needs new flooring throughout & roof is looking iffy now. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)

390 Dark Lixtiquatal, sorry about your mom. Around here we've either been or going through or contemplating it. On the good side your mom is going down easy and that's a good thing.
Prayers for mom and you to continue comfortably.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 02:58 AM (Q8D76)

391 389 Mom & Dad did a kitchen reno in the 90s... so, it's beautiful but "old" now.

Needs new flooring throughout & roof is looking iffy now. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ
---

Those are things for the happy new home owners.
Generally, whatever you do they'll change it to suit there taste.
Just clean it up. If the realtor is honest he will tell you what will increase your return and what won't.
Some of the time the money you put into having someone else renovate will not bring a return greater than what you put into it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:05 AM (Q8D76)

392 My grandmother had a few Beanie Babies when she passed away on 2003.

I think she had only around six of them, which weren’t really all that special.

But she did have two of the Princess Diana purple bears with the little flower on the chest in plastic bags. She and her daughters all had a thing for the Royals after watching Elizabeth II crowned on TV, so I guess she picked up those two beanie babies when Diana died.

Not sure if they were the ones with the bad stitch, though. A granddaughter and great-granddaughter got those bears.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 26, 2026 03:05 AM (6ydKt)

393 Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2026 02:53 AM
-------

LOL! Yes, there's a Will. I am sole Rep.

Truth is-- got older bro to sign an "estate resolution agreement" cutting him off of any proceeds from the house, because Dad gave him the vacation property before he died. So, he's gotten all he's gonna get. But refused to remove some furniture pieces he *claimed* to want, even before signing it. F him, too late.

Lil bro & sis & I, will split whatever comes from house sale. Sis just does nothing. At least she doesn't hound me about everything like lil bro does. Just sits back with her hand out....

Lil bro keeps saying he'll do this or that, come get his stuff, blahblahblah, and only comes here to fk off and drink and get away from his bitchy wife...

Yes, I can charge for my "services"! At first, I wasn't going to, but now-- hell yes I'm gonna do it!!! And recoup every dollar I've loaned to the estate to pay the fking property taxes.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)

394 Time for me to clock out.
Have a good evening, 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 03:07 AM (Q8D76)

395 Night, Brae!

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)

396 361 All I've got here, is a serious pile of "fuck you" and no money...

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

I told my brother that if anything happened to me and mrs B at the same time he gets all my shit and half the house. At first he looked horrified. He said how the hell will I manage all that. I said toss your pain in the ass wife on her ass, let her buy you out of your half of the house, take the money, buy mrs b's sister's half of this house, and move in to Man World. He saw the iron in my words. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



My sister told me that if she died before me, I get the farm and her $$$, which she has a lot of. I'm assuming our parents, in there late 80s, will be gone by then. Anyway, that's too much responsibility for me so she said just sell it, buy an huge RV and travel the country. My lizard brain liked that idea.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 03:14 AM (sAmhv)

397 I know this web page presents quality dependent
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Posted by: casino hire at August 26, 2026 03:15 AM (c5+yD)

398 Big bro is quite wealthy. He doesn't need the house money. And since he has the vacay property now, fk the rest of us even though he promised Dad that he would share. LOL! Of course he locked us all out before Dad's ashes had cooled! Again: F him.

He was always a selfish asshoe. Now that parents are gone, he doesn't need to pretend or play nice anymore.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 03:22 AM (rdVOm)

399 There's a small stream that runs through a business park in Hillsboro, OR that had one of those goat operations clean up every couple of years. The guy would install.temporary orange plastic fencing around the stream, about 15 yards on either side and 40 yards long. He put in about 20 goats, and came back every 4 days or so, put up 40 more yards of fencing, open the ends to move the goats into the new section, then take down the fencing around the now almost barren section. In 3 weeks, the previously brush choked land was open with just the larger (over 3" diameter trunks) trees left. A couple of landscape workers would come through after and tidy up, and it would look good for a few years. I saw them there 3 times in 13 years.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 26, 2026 03:25 AM (hamBo)

400 Goats would be good I think, for chewing up all the blackberry vines?

But I've looked and can't find any local outfit. Oh well.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm)

401 397 I know this web page presents quality dependent
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NO! This site has the quality and the quality has it. This site grips the quality and will not let it go. Like a retard with the class pet. Now this site grips you. You belong to the site now. You are not quality. But you will learn, you will improve, or the site will insert a glass wand into your urethra, hammer your genitals with a mallet, and force feed you orange juice by the gallon. Do not resist. Enjoy it.

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402 397: spam

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 26, 2026 03:36 AM (jPziU)

403 Spam, delicious Spam! What would our world be, without wonderful Spam?

LOL. I prefer the "low sodium" product. Still pretty salty, though.

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm)

404 Not found

Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 03:43 AM (rdVOm)

405 Later start today

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 03:49 AM (Ia/+0)

406 youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 03:58 AM (sAmhv)

407 Haven't had Spam in years, as a kid it was a staple in camping trips.

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)

408 He sat there and said it to the camera, essentially, we must compromise our freedom for safety. Fuck you kid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 01:38 AM (Q8D76)

Flock is not about safety. He can't demonstrate that it is. So, you bust a few speeders. How is that different than having a patrol car do that? It isn't.

Remember "two weeks" to stop the spread? Safety? Yeah, that was bullshit, too.

I think if I see a flock camera, I'm going to flash my tits. DH says I have to stop mooning people, so...

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:09 AM (ybv6C)

409 407 Haven't had Spam in years, as a kid it was a staple in camping trips.
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)

Spam on Pilot Bread, with that cheese in a spray can. Shit lasts without refrigeration, so it is probably on the shelf in every dry cabin from here to Nome.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:09 AM (ybv6C)

410 So, the photo they chose to give the media of my friend who died in the plane crash last week is cut out of her group photo in hockey goalie gear, wearing the sweater with the flexing unicorn and the word "Spicy." Big grin on her face. Totally my Sabrina.

I wish I could have her back.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:12 AM (ybv6C)

411 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

412 .
NOOD

Pixy's here with the Tech News

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 04:42 AM (O7YUW)

413 404 Not found
Posted by: JQ at August 26, 2026 03:43 AM (rdVOm)
; )

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:43 AM (odBC9)

414 The tariff wars will definitely affect the midterms elections on 4 swing states along the border with Canada.
Most notably to be affected will be Ohio where the Dems chances jumped to 56/44

Posted by: Paul at August 26, 2026 08:44 AM (2DJ2s)

415 That journalist was helpful, but I saw a YT short a few days ago that showed a circular saw cuts through aluminum pipe much faster than a recip saw.

Just sayin'

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Tuesday Cafe

cathedralmountainmoon.jpg


NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day
@apod

Dec 25, 2023

Cathedral, Mountain, Moon
Image Credit & Copyright: Valerio Minato

Explanation: Single shots like this require planning. The first step is to realize that such an amazing triple-alignment actually takes place. The second step is to find the best location to photograph it. But it was the third step: being there at exactly the right time -- and when the sky was clear -- that was the hardest. Five times over six years the photographer tried and found bad weather. Finally, just ten days ago, the weather was perfect, and a photographic dream was realized. Taken in Piemonte, Italy, the cathedral in the foreground is the Basilica of Superga, the mountain in the middle is Monviso, and, well, you know which moon is in the background. Here, even though the setting Moon was captured in a crescent phase, the exposure was long enough for doubly reflected Earthlight, called the da Vinci glow, to illuminate the entire top of the Moon.

King of the Alpaca.

Sheep knocks on the door every day to play with cat friend.

Cats will always let you know that your attempts to please them are hopelessly inadequate.

Cat decides to change the decor.

Double tornado touchdown.

The Storm Warden.

Monkey shines.

Senior dog is adopted after spending 700 days in the shelter.

Wazzzuppp

Soaking your baby elephant, if you know what I mean.

Japanese zoo wants the lions to know what will happen if they try to escape.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM




Comments

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1 I am queen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:11 PM (hzuYO)

2
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 25, 2026 07:12 PM (AMvSw)

3 I nooded

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 07:13 PM (5rh/l)

4 Man, that looks fake. But I guess it's real!

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:14 PM (Av6i5)

5 x.com sent xcancel.com and all instances of the nitter.net site a cease and desist.

So those of us using those services to view the Cafe links on X now have that path closed to us. *sighs*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 25, 2026 07:15 PM (O7YUW)

6 yay dogs!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:15 PM (VyBeY)

7 Theory 1: The bears are going crazy this year!

Theory 2: There are no more bear encounters than there normally are -- the media is just making a bigger deal out of each one, because they know it will attract web traffic, viewers and readers.

Which is true?

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:16 PM (Av6i5)

8 My cat Hexie made a rather impressive vertical jump of about 4.5 feet straight vertical to get to the top of the bookshelves in my office.

The other cats use the series of cat trees to scale that distance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:16 PM (FZ29D)

9 Single shots like this require planning. The first step is to realize that such an amazing triple-alignment actually takes place. The second step is to find the best location to photograph it. But it was the third step: being there at exactly the right time -- and when the sky was clear -- that was the hardest.

Wow. For all those years of planning you got *a picture* out of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2026 07:17 PM (guGkK)

10 I love Oliver the Golden. What a great life!

Penny, son's Golden, demands grandparent time. If I'm holding the baby, Penny will put her huge head in my lap to leave her fur as a memento on anything I'm wearing.

Hyper Golden but great with the kids. Unfazed in their chaos. Simply the best of dogs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:17 PM (hzuYO)

11
Bears just doing bear things. No more than usual.

Posted by: four seasons at August 25, 2026 07:18 PM (/QHx4)

12 Man, that looks fake. But I guess it's real!
Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:14 PM


Yeah, that lion doesn't look quite right.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 07:18 PM (4NO2D)

13 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

My main computer OS is so old I can not even sign on to X. Without Xcancel I now can not see a thing on X. I will regard this as a time-saving blessing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

14 Top photo is amazing.

I'm hoping it's not cloudy for the eclipse on Thursday. Cool.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (hzuYO)

15 Turin has a drink called a bicerin, which is espresso, hot chocolate, and whipped cream. It sounds yum.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (B0NCh)

16 Question:

Does the news stop when Ace posts the day's Café -- or does the news keep happening, and we are merely blissfully unaware of it?

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)

17 Yay! no nude dude

Posted by: banana Dream at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

18 I'm hoping there will be an uproar so that X allows those sidechannels back again.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 07:20 PM (88C+u)

19 Got a tiny bit of housework done. Hung a roller shade. I'm getting faster at it, but my workflow still sucks. I always find myself climbing/descending the ladder about 20 times per window. If I count the front porch, there are 40 windows in this dump.

Got a quote for hauling out two old chests of drawers: $200. (Salvation Army claims they have no drivers anymore, but I see their trucks all the time; I live two blocks away from their base of ops.)

I was thinking more like $50 to haul them out. I'd rather just take a nail puller to both of them, reduce them to scrap, and toss them out piece by piece myself, than pay three figures.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

20 Sleepy baby can't keep his eyes open.

https://tinyurl.com/efa4wmxc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

21 Question:

Does the news stop when Ace posts the day's Café -- or does the news keep happening, and we are merely blissfully unaware of it?
Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)
-----
Look, if a tree falls in the forest...I don't care.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:21 PM (FZ29D)

22 Bears are asshoe

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:21 PM (YuGwe)

23 15 Turin has a drink called a bicerin, which is espresso, hot chocolate, and whipped cream. It sounds yum.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes


On my planet, we call that "mocha."

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:21 PM (Av6i5)

24 zombie

The Morning Report by J.J. picks the missing info and links the good stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

25 When I was a little kid, I didn't understand what bee-keepers did, and wondered why all those chest of drawers were piled up in a field like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:22 PM (YuGwe)

26 In other decluttering, I'm preparing for the second Great Debooking of my life. Getting rid of about 90% of my physical books. Don't need them anymore.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

27 gp

** Gasp **
The horror.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

28 In other decluttering, I'm preparing for the second Great Debooking of my life. Getting rid of about 90% of my physical books. Don't need them anymore.
Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:23 PM (Jr5Lq)
----
Whoa! That's pretty extreme...But good luck to you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (FZ29D)

29 xcancel has stopped service, after a letter from X.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

30
Golden Retrievers are so great.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (OkYzo)

31 Tossed out maybe 150 lbs of notes from decades-ago grad school. It wasn't a good school, but they did keep us busy

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

32 That little terrier has the right idea.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (RIvkX)

33 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

34 In other decluttering, I'm preparing for the second Great Debooking of my life. Getting rid of about 90% of my physical books. Don't need them anymore.
Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:23 PM


Is the wearing of pants required for this? The non-wearing of pants?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

35 "Whoa! That's pretty extreme...But good luck to you!"

You should have seen the First debooking. Maybe 4X bigger than this one.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

36 24 zombie

The Morning Report by J.J. picks the missing info and links the good stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Yeah, that's a good way to catch up on all the happenings of the post-Café Cone of Newslessness.

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (Av6i5)

37
Does the news stop when Ace posts the day's Café -- or does the news keep happening, and we are merely blissfully unaware of it?
Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)

_________

I seek to avoid news and politics on Café threads. Take a break now and then. Puppies trump trannies any day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i)

38 It appears that, at 80%, we are well on our way.

Fingers and other prehensile appendages crossed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

39
gp,

If you have a Habitat Restore in your area, check with them.

They picked up lots of stuff when we moved.

No charge.

Posted by: four seasons at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (/QHx4)

40 3 - more people are messing with bears than usual

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

41 Bicerin = espresso + thick hot chocolate + cream, layered, in a glass. Cream-on-top.

Mocha = American-style espresso + chocolate syrup + steamed milk in a mug, all mixed and topped with whipped cream.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2026 07:28 PM (B0NCh)

42 Last video must be of a young Dee Reynolds. "This guy has some moves!"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 25, 2026 07:29 PM (cWLG3)

43 Puppies, trump, trannies
Posted by: Hadrian


Insert commas, and it's a concise list of Ace's daily content!

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:29 PM (Av6i5)

44
Andrew McCarthy, who is getting damned good, laments that he goes through all this painstaking planning, and hours and days and months of work, only to have his pictures declared fake by some passerby on the internet.

That's what AI has done. You see some ridiculously cool shot, and immediately think it has to be fake, because so much fakery is done easily now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:29 PM (w6EFb)

45 Hyper Golden but great with the kids. Unfazed in their chaos. Simply the best of dogs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:17 PM (hzuYO)

..................

I agree 1000 percent. I went camping last weekend with my bf and her family to get out of town. Took my Nellie with me. Was so excited as we were on the river and I know goldens love to swim. I think I have a dud. She got in, paddled about 20 feet and came back to shore and stole my towel and laid next to me the whole time. Still love her to death tho.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 25, 2026 07:30 PM (j/yko)

46 "If you have a Habitat Restore in your area, check with them."

There are two similar groups locally I have yet to contact. One of the chests is in pretty good condition, has glass-doored shelves on top. Would be a shame to chop it up.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

47 Tuesdays blow. They aren't Mondays which obviously suck. But they also aren't Wednesday when you can start to see the finish line.

Tuesdays just suck. And blow. F you Tuesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

48 Catching up:
The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 07:32 PM (Q8D76)

49 Tuesdays just suck. And blow. F you Tuesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

Tuesdays are my Monday, so, yeah.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 25, 2026 07:32 PM (zYpTz)

50
Tuesdays blow. They aren't Mondays which obviously suck. But they also aren't Wednesday when you can start to see the finish line.

__________

All the energy stored over the weekend has been dissipated but there's no immediate prospect for getting to Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:33 PM (O0L8i)

51 * pours three fingers of Rum for Jackstraw*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:33 PM (FHoaH)

52 Darline Graham*
22,832 - 56.9%
Ralph Norman
17,320 - 43.1%

10.43% est. in

Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

53 Cafe is good to turn off the rage

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

54 I wouldn't have all this heavy furniture, but for past gf's. You get a gf, and right away she wants a sofa, and chests, and a real bed instead of a sleeping bag on the floor, and curtains, wall-hangings, etc. Then she's gone, and then I've got stuff, when what I really want is the empty space the stuff occupies.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

55 Dolly Parton launched her Imagination Library in 1995 to inspire a love of reading in children from birth to age five. The program sends free, age-appropriate books to children in the US, UK, CA and AUS and has mailed over 200 million books to date.

Zuckerberg has his Introducing America's Workforce Academy (AWA).

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

56 >>All the energy stored over the weekend has been dissipated but there's no immediate prospect for getting to Saturday.

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

I'm going to start calling Tuesdays Shitday.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)

57 I seek to avoid news and politics on Café threads. Take a break now and then. Puppies trump trannies any day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i)

I'm sorry about your dog. I know he or she was very blessed.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (Sco7b)

58 *pours a glass of Cab for Dash*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (FHoaH)

59 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

I put the WSJ right up there with Axios for good, honest reporting.
Putin only wants his own country... and the one next to it.
(Like every farmer I've ever known).

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (q6tQZ)

60 58 *pours a glass of Cab for Dash*
Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (FHoaH)

Oooh, thank you! Cheers!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 25, 2026 07:36 PM (zYpTz)

61 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility

I can make shit up too.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 07:36 PM (88C+u)

62 Better make it 4 fingers, Ben Had. It's Shitday.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m)

63
I'm sorry about your dog. I know he or she was very blessed.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (Sco7b)

__________

Thank you. Dutchess was our star-crossed girl. Now Dot is the last of her litter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM (O0L8i)

64 >> Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Yep, sadly this is pretty much what I figured. During the primary, it was regional politics, and I figured only the Upstate would go for Norman, and Darline would take everywhere else.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM (w6EFb)

65 59 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

I put the WSJ right up there with Axios for good, honest reporting.
Putin only wants his own country... and the one next to it.
(Like every farmer I've ever known).
Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (q6tQZ)

Russia spent 4 years fighting farmers.
And got nothing.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM (/+uur)

66 Tuesday afternoon is pretty good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

67 Single shots like this require AI.

Posted by: AI kidnapped my dingo at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

68 Russia likes to kill people.
Weird idea to generate wealth but it is their idea.
They have about 500k less people to drill oil and gas than 4 years ago.

Maybe he needs to visit the popscile isle in Clear Lake.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (/+uur)

69 Russia spent 4 years fighting farmers.
And got nothing.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Except that part of Ukraine it was after.
Seriously, watch the Balkan states next. Hardly Yerpian, but who knows?

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)

70 I pride myself on being able to guess the location of the cafe photo, but today I was stumped.

Hellova photo, that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (FQSG3)

71 r hennigantx

Both Russia and Ukraine are demographic losers with crippled economies and trillions in damage to repair.

I am thankful prevailing winds go west to east to make even Putin think twice about using nuclear weapons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

72 *hands Hadrian a root beer float*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (FHoaH)

73 At least we moved up from the schnitzel on the beach cafe.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 07:41 PM (FR9Sb)

74 >>>The Storm Warden

Top notch herding behavior. He rounded those leaves right up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)

75 Ben Had

Any ideas about getting Hadrian to the MoMeet?

Hadrian, if I can attend, and get over my shyness, you would be stunned by the support you would get.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

76 We have a lot of ukes here who always seem to be getting arrested. They need to go back. Adios.

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (enNUy)

77 59 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

The Russians have been saber-rattling a bit about Western European powers providing the Ukes with advanced weapons that have recently struck critical Russian infrastructure. Plus, the Ukes have more spine to fight than most Western Europeans (especially considering the mass migration). This scenario isn't too far fetched. Does Trump want to get dragged into a NATO fight with Russia right before the midterms?

Posted by: Military Moron at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (PgeHz)

78 Chester drawers is my favorite eggcorn.

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2026 07:43 PM (KC5Lt)

79 >>I agree 1000 percent. I went camping last weekend with my bf and her family to get out of town. Took my Nellie with me. Was so excited as we were on the river and I know goldens love to swim. I think I have a dud. She got in, paddled about 20 feet and came back to shore and stole my towel and laid next to me the whole time. Still love her to death tho.

Had Goldens in my life since I was 7 when our first one adopted us. Long story. There was always one in our house, sometimes 3.

My second to last Golden was part fish. He would sneak away and run to the beach swim, dig up clams, swim some more, roll in the sand, and then swim. He loved to swim like a fat kid loves cake.

My last was broken. I got him from a breeder who did dog shows so I thought she had avoided the cancer that is ravaging the breed. I was wrong. But he hated the water. Wonderful dog, loved everyone, typical Golden in every way other than water was his mortal enemy. Loved him anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:44 PM (viF8m)

80 The Moon's apparent size to the eye from that perspective hasn't been jiggered with in that photo?

I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (YuGwe)

81 Except that part of Ukraine it was after.
Seriously, watch the Balkan states next. Hardly Yerpian, but who knows?
Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)

For what
For no gas
For no diesel
To starve this winter?

Notice the la raza and reconquista think that the Mexicans will take back US
AND DO WHAT
Make it TJ or Nuevo Laredo

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur)

82 I am thankful prevailing winds go west to east to make even Putin think twice about using nuclear weapons.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

What would he get?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur)

83 Notice the la raza and reconquista think that the Mexicans will take back US
AND DO WHAT
Make it TJ or Nuevo Laredo

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur)

Mexican Wakanda

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 07:47 PM (Sco7b)

84 he Moon's apparent size to the eye from that perspective hasn't been jiggered with in that photo?

I'm skeptical.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (YuGwe)

I agree. Did the moon move closer to earth or what?

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2026 07:47 PM (KC5Lt)

85 This cop kept looking, wondering what somebody looks like me...
...dressed in state issue, was doing driving a shiny new buggy.

Then what did he do?

He leaned over and said, "Hey."
It's top-flight police work, that's all there is to it.
Fella's probably a lieutenant by now.

Posted by: Lion in Japanese zoo, later that day at August 25, 2026 07:48 PM (FQSG3)

86
* pours an Alexander Valley century-vines Zinfandel for Ben Had *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

87 XCancel has apparently shut down at the "request" of X. I guess Imma have to get a subscription.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 07:50 PM (Riz8t)

88 >> The Moon's apparent size to the eye from that perspective hasn't been jiggered with in that photo?

The Moon's angular size in the sky doesn't change much at all. At given instant, over the half the earth where the Moon is visible, while the actual distance to an observer anywhere over that half does change a little bit, it's a vanishingly small fraction of the total.

So, to get a shot like that, you just have to get the right distance away from the target so the angular size of that target just matches the Moon.

Then add foreshortening from a telephoto lens and there you go.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

89 Mexican Wakanda
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart

Juankanda.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 07:50 PM (ndZc7)

90 That's Billy The Mountain on his way to Vegas.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 25, 2026 07:51 PM (MWfyi)

91 My main computer OS is so old I can not even sign on to X. Without Xcancel I now can not see a thing on X. I will regard this as a time-saving blessing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

It is. I got temporarily suspended over a year and a half ago. The "free speech" mods did me a favor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2026 07:51 PM (4pn7B)

92 That doesn't make it "AI" but I see this all the time in photos. If you see the Moon that close in real life, get right with your maker, because that summbitch is gonna hit real soon.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:51 PM (YuGwe)

93 NaCly, I can try this.

This is a personal invitation to Hadrian to join us for the TXMoMe on either day of his choosing.

Ben Had

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:51 PM (FHoaH)

94 The Moon's apparent size to the eye from that perspective hasn't been jiggered with in that photo?

I'm skeptical.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (YuGwe)

I agree. Did the moon move closer to earth or what?
Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2026 07:47 PM


The moon appears much larger when it's near the horizon. That plus a reasonably-large telephoto lens likely account for it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1)

95 Cat know plants need sunlight

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)

96 Darline Graham*
43,409 - 55.7%

Ralph Norman
34,498 - 44.3%

20.24% est. in

Greenville-Spartanburg area votes coming in to get it down to an 8.6% lead but Graham is holding steady outside of the Piedmont.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 07:52 PM (6ydKt)

97 Spazztex

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 07:52 PM (Cqx++)

98 Double tornado touchdown?? What does it mean!?!?!?

Posted by: Double Rainbow Hippy at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (Q+gd/)

99 So, to get a shot like that, you just have to get the right distance away from the target so the angular size of that target just matches the Moon.
===

The Moon is never going to look that big to the naked eye. I wish it did, it would be awesome.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (YuGwe)

100 I don’t understand the problem With getting on x. Elon fucking saved our country and you can’t use a burner Gmail account to set up x?

It’s not a big deal you know.

You’re already on a list. Or ten.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (QXQsI)

101
The angular size of the Moon is about 0.5 degree. The width of your little finger at arm's length is about 1 degree, so the Moon is about half a finger (and so is the Sun).

However, you'll notice the Moon looms much larger looking low on the horizon. This is entirely an illusion, a trick your brain pulls on you. Hold your little finger out and you'll see the angular size is dead constant as the Moon moves arcs across the sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (w6EFb)

102 >>I agree. Did the moon move closer to earth or what?

Moon illusion.

It's your brain messing with you. Seriously.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

103 The moon photo -- this is common technique. I see it all over Japan with Fujisan.

You get far enough away, and use telephoto lens and you can get everything the right size. Of course, this makes it very weather dependent and so quite a challenge.

Posted by: Lion in Japanese zoo, later that day at August 25, 2026 07:54 PM (FQSG3)

104 This scenario isn't too far fetched. Does Trump want to get dragged into a NATO fight with Russia right before the midterms?
Posted by: Military Moron at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (PgeHz)

SO since he cant fight Ukraine he is going to attack NATO?
And get what?
Not Donald Trump in 2028. AoC or Big Hair? SHapiro.
Too late NATO is all in with a pitiful little stalemate.

You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)

105 That top picture is amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 25, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

106 However, you'll notice the Moon looms much larger looking low on the horizon. This is entirely an illusion, a trick your brain pulls on you. Hold your little finger out and you'll see the angular size is dead constant as the Moon moves arcs across the sky.
Posted by: publius


Astronomers call this effect 'moon unit zappa.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (diia5)

107 M O O N, that spells Moon.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (XE5AP)

108 The moon appears much larger when it's near the horizon. That plus a reasonably-large telephoto lens likely account for it.
--------

Yes, it does. It "appears" larger at times, but it will never look that large from that perspective, in the photograph as presented. No chance.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (YuGwe)

109 Duncanthrax, Thank you. I have some delicious strawberries to go with that.

You have an incoming email here shortly.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (FHoaH)

110 Moon eclispe this friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)

111 Moon illusion.

It's your brain messing with you. Seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)
---
Dear Moon,

STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

Sincerely,

"Perfessor" Squirrel

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (FZ29D)

112
There's a crazy little trick that will break that Moon illusion. Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs.

That will usually break the illusion cause the upside down view scrambles the perspective error your brain is making.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (w6EFb)

113 You think you're tough for eating beans every day?
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:54 PM


Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at August 25, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

114 >>>Cat know plants need sunlight

Posted by: Skip

>Cat probably pissed in the planter and wanted to have it removed.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 07:56 PM (FR9Sb)

115 r hennigantx

Putin may delude himself that the bleeding would stop. He is not that big of a fool. Good thing. Nukes on Kiev ... bad juju.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

116 Starting to prepare some demo vids of Movie Vault, Oscar Vault and Box Office Vault to get some feedback.

Overall, they’re pretty slick. Just have to start wargaming the port to Electron so that they are cross platform.

They could be deployed as is but it would require the end user to install python, npm, and other libraries manually.

It’s fairly technical and is largely built for MacOsLinux and is not very windows friendly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2026 07:57 PM (XV/Pl)

117 There's a crazy little trick that will break that Moon illusion. Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs.

That will usually break the illusion cause the upside down view scrambles the perspective error your brain is making.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (w6EFb)
----
So, moon the Moon?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:57 PM (FZ29D)

118 " Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs."

*fans self*

Posted by: Pawl at August 25, 2026 07:57 PM (MWfyi)

119
Do all of them just lie??????


ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
·
2h
🚨MURKOWSKI PROVED WRONG🚨

@JamesOKeefeIII
has done it again!

He went to the remote Aleutian Islands in Alaska, where Senator Murkowski said these voters would have to travel to Anchorage just to register to vote.

James visited the Unalaska Public Library & the clerk stated that voters CAN register to vote there
as well as prove citizenship.

This video proves that there is no reason for Senator Murkowski to be against the SAVE America Act.

It makes you wonder why Murkowski is against this country-saving legislation when her voters want it.

Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2026 07:58 PM (kX27y)

120 There's a crazy little trick that will break that Moon illusion. Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs.
===

You are suggesting we Moon the Moon? Somebody's been nipping at the cooking Sherry again, I see!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:59 PM (YuGwe)

121 It makes you wonder why Murkowski is against this country-saving legislation when her voters want it.
Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2026 07:58 PM (kX27y)

I don't really wonder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (zZu0s)

122 In the moon eclispe standing on the dark side of the moon and looking at earth you can see planet X

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (/+uur)

123 It’s not a big deal you know.

You’re already on a list. Or ten.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (QXQsI)
====

If I get an account I'm going to jail for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (RIvkX)

124 It makes you wonder why Murkowski is against this country-saving legislation when her voters want it
-----
Orders is orders.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (YuGwe)

125 >>Yes, it does. It "appears" larger at times, but it will never look that large from that perspective, in the photograph as presented. No chance.

Sure it does. Not every night as the description says but it does at times.

A full moon rise over the ocean at the right time on a clear night will take your breathe away.

https://tinyurl.com/yvjxkuwb

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)

126 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard


Impossible. I was informed innumerable times on this here site that Putin was just mad about NATO, and had no designs on any country other than Ukraine.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:01 PM (Riz8t)

127 There's a crazy little trick that will break that Moon illusion. Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs.

If I could still do that, I think I'd find something better to do than look at the moon.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2026 08:01 PM (P/woT)

128 Folks, enjoy the top picture. It's real. There are many days that Big Penguin messes with us, but today, at least in the Café, is not one of those days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

129 If you're not on somebody's List by now, you really ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:02 PM (YuGwe)

130 Selenium is named after the moon. I guess the guy that named it must have thought the moon smelled really bad, because Se sure does stink.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

131 Folks, enjoy the top picture. It's real
----
Nobody suggested it isn't real.

It has been manipulated, however. I don't why this would be controversial. It's still an amazing pic. But it has been altered.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:03 PM (YuGwe)

132 I really don't begrudge X the subscription money...much. Elon has done more for this country than virtually anyone else in the last 50 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:03 PM (Riz8t)

133 Common Tater

Google / no such agency have a data center just for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

134 Putin cannot put away Ukraine, unless he decides to use tactical nukes, Russian would get waxed by Poland.

It would be like that scene from Goodfellas when Tommy tells Billy Bats he’s all grown up now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (XV/Pl)

135 Y'all should live a little. Every other moron here is a lawyer. You good.

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (enNUy)

136 levels of moon

moon ass hanging out to frenimeis
pressed ham moon against bus window
full moon spreading cheeks
lunar stack pyramid cheerleader pose with moon

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (/+uur)

137 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

After years of closely following the conflict in Ukraine, I can safety say that anything you read about negotiations, peace proposals, or plans by either side is 99 and 44/100th percent bullshit.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (P/woT)

138 Archimedes

We, and the world, owe Elon and the DOGE boys a debt of gratitude for crushing USAID.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

139 >>>
Putin may delude himself that the bleeding would stop. He is not that big of a fool. Good thing. Nukes on Kiev ... bad juju.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
---

Some of the talk is that it was a spy swap.
Sort of a positive diplomatic overture.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (Q8D76)

140 "I really don't begrudge X the subscription money"

It's not free anymore?

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

141
Now, while the Moon is far enough away that its angular size doesn't change as you move across the earth, it's close enough that parallax relative to the background stars is significant.

Again, imagine the half of the earth that can see the Moon at any time. Over that area, the Moon's apparent position against the celestial background will move around about 1 degree, or two Moon diameters.

Over the course of a ~12 hour diurnal visibility period, when you add the parallax shift as the earth rotates with the Moon's own orbital motion (which is the fastest angular rate of anything), the Moon's position against the background can shift up to 4 Moon widths.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

142 First, I'd like to know how someone came to be bending over and looking at the moon through their legs, and second, if this 29 year old tried that I'd fall over and break my neck.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 25, 2026 08:07 PM (XvL8K)

143 Sure it does. Not every night as the description says but it does at times.
==

No, it surely doesn't. Not that big. It will appear larger at times, when low on the horizon, but that is an optical illusion.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:07 PM (YuGwe)

144 Who is paying to use X?

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:07 PM (enNUy)

145 140 "I really don't begrudge X the subscription money"

It's not free anymore?

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

It's still free without an account.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 08:08 PM (syz1S)

146 >>>
After years of closely following the conflict in Ukraine, I can safety say that anything you read about negotiations, peace proposals, or plans by either side is 99 and 44/100th percent bullshit.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (P/woT)
138 Archimedes
----
From the gallows: hahahahahahahah
----


We, and the world, owe Elon and the DOGE boys a debt of gratitude for crushing USAID.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
--

F'king Musk, you know what he did? I'll show you.

On Monday 24th August at 8PM EST, we received at letter from X Corp. asking to cease and desist the service XCancel.
The service XCancel is stopped until further notice.
We are seeking legal advice and won't share more details for now.
Thank you for the trust you have put in these two years of XCancel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:08 PM (Q8D76)

147 Oh, I just assumed you had to pay for X. Regardless, I'm sure you pay in reduced privacy, but that is a very debased coin anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:09 PM (Riz8t)

148 When I was still taking pics regularly - film, long before pixels - my mentor would call those perfectly planned pics "calendar art." Suspect maybe he had a point.

Posted by: YellowBird at August 25, 2026 08:09 PM (MEbkQ)

149 There is nickel-iron in the explanation from publius for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

150 144 Who is paying to use X?
Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:07 PM (enNUy)

I have a SuperGrok subscription but I'd be banned if I step foot into X.

Great news everyone, I used a Grok API and spent $0.31 US for the AI service.

AI profitability is just around the corner!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:10 PM (Sco7b)

151 That will usually break the illusion cause the upside down view scrambles the perspective error your brain is making.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Publius, would that trick work with a mirror places so you can see the moon between your legs?

My brother the photographer would first kiss his reflection in the mirror.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

152 50 years ago today! One of the great debut albums in history. Tom Scholz’s Rockman is legendary in guitar innovation but oh the songs and sweet sounds of grand master vocalist Brad Delp.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:10 PM (/+uur)

153 When I was still taking pics regularly - film, long before pixels - my mentor would call those perfectly planned pics "calendar art."

Didn't that usually involve a stack of tires and a woman with no shirt?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:10 PM (Riz8t)

154 There is absolutely nothing on X that I couldn't live without seeing.

Posted by: fd at August 25, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi)

155 "It's still free without an account."

Some content is blocked unless you are logged in with a registered account. Which was/is free AFAIK. I canceled my X last year. Too much rage.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

156 We had the best calendar art.

Posted by: RIDGID Tool Calendars at August 25, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

157 152 50 years ago today! One of the great debut albums in history. Tom Scholz’s Rockman is legendary in guitar innovation but oh the songs and sweet sounds of grand master vocalist Brad Delp.

Posted by: r hennigantx
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Are you making up names?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:12 PM (Q8D76)

158 You have to pay for a blue checkmark I think

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:12 PM (enNUy)

159 Braenyard

Rough with the smooth. Very few saints today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

160 158 Yes.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

161 154 There is absolutely nothing on X that I couldn't live without seeing.

Posted by: fd
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There's much direct, unfiltered information on X.
Not someone reforming what happened or who said what.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:14 PM (Q8D76)

162
I have done that upside down thing when I was much younger -- as mentioned above, I'm not gonna try that now, with this damned arthritis, but it does seem to work.

I haven't tried it with a mirror, though. It's a perspective error your brain makes when it sees the Moon close to objects on horizon. The trick is just to break that error.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

163 153 Archimedes

Didn't that usually involve a stack of tires and a woman with no shirt?
****

Only in my wild teen fantasies

Posted by: YellowBird at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (MEbkQ)

164 154 There is absolutely nothing on X that I couldn't live without seeing.

There are constant posts and videos on this site, Instapundit, and many others. Some are worthwhile, some aren't, but I like to decide. Occasionally, you learn something new or there's a good angle on some issue.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (Riz8t)

165 "There's much direct, unfiltered information on X."

I have ceased to care.

Posted by: fd at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (MWfyi)

166 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

167 Sure Russia, that failed taking over Ukraine is going to tromp through Poland then Germany to get to France

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (Ia/+0)

168 publius,

Thank you for your thought provoking education for us 'Rons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

169 >>Nobody suggested it isn't real.

>>It has been manipulated, however.

One of these things is not like the other.

Do you honestly think the photographer would spend 6 years to take the perfect picture and then alter it? Why not just alter it from day 1?

Some of you need to get outside more often. Moon illusion is something that astronomers have talked about forever. I remember learning about this in my high school astro physics class.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m)

170
The 49ers owner has an alias. Anyone know what it is?


I'm thinking cocktail weiner.

Posted by: four seasons at August 25, 2026 08:17 PM (/QHx4)

171 Skip

Not Poland. Poland can take out, but not occupy, Germany. The Poles are hard core, and have good priorities. Russia leaves them alone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

172
Didn't that usually involve a stack of tires and a woman with no shirt?
------

Wait...is this about me?

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at August 25, 2026 08:18 PM (XeU6L)

173 169 You had an astrophysics class in high school?

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 08:18 PM (77rzZ)

174 It's not free anymore?
Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

It is. I don't pay for it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 25, 2026 08:18 PM (zYpTz)

175 Winnie Mandela

No!!!

Next topic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

176 >> Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Yep, sadly this is pretty much what I figured. During the primary, it was regional politics, and I figured only the Upstate would go for Norman, and Darline would take everywhere else.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM


and she's a Democrat. It's so South Carolina.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (4NO2D)

177 167 Sure Russia, that failed taking over Ukraine is going to tromp through Poland then Germany to get to France

Posted by: Skip
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Just sending a missile up Burnham's butt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (Q8D76)

178
Another illusion with the Moon you'll sometimes people go on about is the "Moon is following me!" illusion.

The Moon is very far away, yet still visible, and our brains normal processing (half of what we think we see is our brain "post processing" you might call it) just doesn't.

So, if you move in a straight line as far as you reasonably can over a short time period, the Moon's apparent angular position relative to you doesn't change at all. Imagine you carrying along a little coordinate system with you as move. The Moon's position vector doesn't change at all.

But the position of all the other much closer objects does change significantly. Hence, "The Moon is following me!" This applies to stars and planets and the Sun as well, but people don't generally notice that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)

179 Xcancel was easier to use, but X will still work. You just have to dismiss the Google thing and then right click on the video and go full screen to get away from the rest of the login crap. While I'm right clicking, I also tell it to unmute, show the controls, and don't loop.

Have to change each thing every time, so I'll be happy if Xcancel can come back.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (syz1S)

180 Brad Delp was found by Tom singing Partridge Family harmonies at the 4th opened Massachusetts Wendys near Harvard.
Tom said
Who are you
Brad said
Why cant this be love
Tom said
Do u have a Rock and Roll Feeling
Brad said
Can i Hitch a Ride

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (/+uur)

181 Putin asked England, a couple of weeks ago, to stop selling Zelenskiii arms.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:20 PM (Q8D76)

182 Having a passive read-only X account is easy, free, and painless.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2026 08:20 PM (U/Byj)

183 Braenyard

The UK ammo supply has already been drained by transfers to Ukraine. Not much left for the UK military. Which is amazingly small in size, relative to obligations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

184 176 >> Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Yep, sadly this is pretty much what I figured. During the primary, it was regional politics, and I figured only the Upstate would go for Norman, and Darline would take everywhere else.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM

and she's a Democrat. It's so South Carolina.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (4NO2D)

You have to be able to convince your own base 1st if you want to win an election...seems like Norman can't really win winnable elections...but, it's not called yet, so we'll see...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 25, 2026 08:21 PM (tOcjL)

185 I was thinking more like $50 to haul them out. I'd rather just take a nail puller to both of them, reduce them to scrap, and toss them out piece by piece myself, than pay three figures.
Posted by: gp

Anything flammable or inflammable around here gets torched.
Only tires 22" or smaller, though.

Posted by: We Have SOME Standards at August 25, 2026 08:21 PM (JM9I6)

186 Some of you need to get outside more often.
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I live outside, numbnuts.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:22 PM (YuGwe)

187 I was thinking more like $50 to haul them out. I'd rather just take a nail puller to both of them, reduce them to scrap, and toss them out piece by piece myself, than pay three figures.
Posted by: gp


You can't just leave them on the curb with a "free to good home" sign? Or list them on Craigslist?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2026 08:22 PM (vJrRc)

188 Late start tomorrow, hopefully sleep in a bit
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 08:22 PM (Ia/+0)

189 Not much left for the UK military. Which is amazingly small in size, relative to obligations.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

Uh, what does the UK Army have left to defend?

England? with that big Moat around it? All the rest of what used to be the British Empire now has their own armies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 08:23 PM (mP0Kj)

190 FeatherBlade

Don't put a "free" sign on them. List a price. More certain to be stolen that way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

191 11 days no power

While Gary was heavily impacted by the storm, utility provider NIPSCO reported that power restoration efforts faced delays because a utility vehicle was struck by gunfire on August 14, causing work to be temporarily paused.

If white people refused to ever fix hoods where they was shot at.......

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:23 PM (/+uur)

192 >>I live outside, numbnuts.

Then you're just a dumbass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:23 PM (viF8m)

193 176 >> Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Yep, sadly this is pretty much what I figured. During the primary, it was regional politics, and I figured only the Upstate would go for Norman, and Darline would take everywhere else.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM

and she's a Democrat. It's so South Carolina.

Posted by: toby928(c)
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The POINT is, Trump heartily endorsed her.

Read his endorsement.
Read his eulogy of Lindsey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM (Q8D76)

194 G’night, Skip.

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

195 "You can't just leave them on the curb with a "free to good home" sign? Or list them on Craigslist?"

They're on the second floor, and all my IRL friends are old codgers like me. I can't get them down by myself.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

196 Romeo13

Cyprus, Gibraltar, the UK itself as a backstop for the police, and the Falklands.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

197 Then you're just a dumbass
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Sure, go with that

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:25 PM (YuGwe)

198 The POINT is, Trump heartily endorsed her.

Read his endorsement.
Read his eulogy of Lindsey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM


Oh I know, my brother there is still on a tear about that.

blah blah Trump just does what the donors tell him to do blah blah.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:25 PM (4NO2D)

199 Darline Graham*
99,642 - 51.6%

Ralph Norman
93,537 - 48.4%

50.35% est. in

Norman gains some ground at 3.2% behind, the best he’s done so far.

Advatage still with Graham.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)

200 171 Skip

Not Poland. Poland can take out, but not occupy, Germany. The Poles are hard core, and have good priorities. Russia leaves them alone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

Poland population 38 Million.
Russia population 140 Million.
EU total Population 452 Million.

Poland has nothing to fear from Russia... nor does the EU. Russia does not need their resources, and in fact needs them to be CUSTOMERS for the vast raw materials Russia has.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 08:27 PM (mP0Kj)

201
Greenville County is going heavily for Norman. This is an Upstate vs everywhere else battle. I'm pleasantly surprised...but no getting my hopes up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:27 PM (w6EFb)

202 >>>"There's much direct, unfiltered information on X."

I have ceased to care.

Posted by: fd

>I need to spend less time online, not more. I should just cancel everything.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 08:28 PM (FR9Sb)

203 >>>The UK ammo supply has already been drained by transfers to Ukraine. Not much left for the UK military. Which is amazingly small in size, relative to obligations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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We are selling stuff to England.
Same time ~ Putin told England to quit selling to Ukraine
Trump announced, we are not selling to Ukraine but the arms we sell to 'other' countries, we have no control.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:28 PM (Q8D76)

204 Who do we want to win there?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:28 PM (Sco7b)

205 Not Graham's sister.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:29 PM (4NO2D)

206 Impossible. I was informed innumerable times on this here site that Putin was just mad about NATO, and had no designs on any country other than Ukraine.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:01 PM (Riz8t)


the problem is that he is fighting Europe right now. Without the money, men, weapons, electronics, intel, and resupply, Ukraine would have the staying power of Bulgaria at this point.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2026 08:29 PM (rbvCR)

207 The first and only important filter for information is my filter. Sure there's a lot of winnowing that goes on prior to that, but on anything important where I have any understanding of the subject, it's that simple.

If 5% of the population worked like that - or had the filters to use - things would be unrecognizably different.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2026 08:30 PM (U/Byj)

208
I voted for Fry in the main primary two weeks ago, and now I'm pissed at him. He endorsed Darline. And just right before that, Trump threw his support behind funding for a little highway project Fry was pushing for.

This is "politics as usual", but it stills pisses me off. And that endorsement along with the normal regional rivalries pushed the Pee Dee heavily to Darline.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:31 PM (w6EFb)

209 The "Neutrality Act", and "Lend Lease" was an elaborate needle that had to be threaded at the time with England.

"Cash and Carry" was one way around it, since it wasn't practical for the belligerents to sail into our ports, but the Brits could. The sale of 50 overage destroyers, in exchange for bases, etc. The UK was fricking broke, and this caused much consternation with Churchill. It put ole Winnie in a bad spot.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:32 PM (YuGwe)

210 Putin only wants his own country... and the one next to it.
(Like every farmer I've ever known).
Posted by: MkY


"Free Beer Tomorrow"

Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2026 08:36 PM (VHUov)

211 >>>the problem is that he is fighting Europe right now. Without the money, men, weapons, electronics, intel, and resupply, Ukraine would have the staying power of Bulgaria at this point.

Posted by: Kindltot
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I'm surprised the Ukrainians haven't hung Zelensky by his heels.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:37 PM (Q8D76)

212 208
I voted for Fry in the main primary two weeks ago, and now I'm pissed at him. He endorsed Darline. And just right before that, Trump threw his support behind funding for a little highway project Fry was pushing for.

This is "politics as usual", but it stills pisses me off. And that endorsement along with the normal regional rivalries pushed the Pee Dee heavily to Darline.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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You are voting against the president and his agenda.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:38 PM (Q8D76)

213 >>Impossible. I was informed innumerable times on this here site that Putin was just mad about NATO, and had no designs on any country other than Ukraine.

I find it even more funny that people are cheering for Ukraine, the most corrupt country in Europe and the source of much of the Russia collusion hoax not to mention much of the Biden's wealth.

Do you think Putin doesn't know the US government under Obama/Biden ran a coup against the Ukrainian government that took down an administration that had chosen a partnership with Russia over the west? I mean we know it and we're just a bunch of morons on a blog.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)

214 Darline Graham*
138,605 - 52.5%

Ralph Norman
125,455 - 47.5%

69.04% est. in

Decision Desk HQ calls it for Darline Graham.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 08:42 PM (6ydKt)

215 I don’t pay for X
I can watch things linked to me
I have a total of less than 20 posts. I follow about ten people.

If Elon gets a tick because I’m a subscriber, I’m happy to oblige.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 08:44 PM (yEz+x)

216 On Instagram for Dolly..a picture with her and Miss Piggy

themuppets

6h
There will never be another quite like Dolly Parton. She was the ultimate singer, songwriter, actress, performer, and philanthropist. She filled the world with light and we are so grateful for every second we got to spend with her onstage and off. 🦋

awww

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:44 PM (Sco7b)

217 Yeah, I've no idea really what's the deal with Ukraine or Russia. We can deduce when all the usual suspects demanded we give the eleventy gazillion dollars RIGHT NOW, that something was rotten. All singing from the same hymnbook. This happened right after they pulled out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night leaving billions of high tech military gear behind. Time to Pivot, Boys! Rally Round The Flag!

They even tried the "freedom and democracy!" gambit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:45 PM (YuGwe)

218 Damn, just read about Dolly Parton. RIP good lady, RIP.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 25, 2026 08:45 PM (S41Gd)

219 Things I learned today.. Jesse Watters is circumcised!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

220 Have a great night, everyone.

To Dolly Parton .. A class act.

*Smashes Red Solo cup against the sink after the sparkling apple cider is drained *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

221 Things I learned today.. Jesse Watters is circumcised!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

222 what.HAPPENED??

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

223 the internet liked my comment so much, it posted it twice!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:47 PM (g47mK)

224 Once again, Trump is fucking up a Senate election.

Posted by: Henry O at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM (Wnkzy)

225 the internet liked my comment so much, it posted it twice!
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:47 PM (g47mK)
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A glitch in the Matrix...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM (FZ29D)

226 Once again, Trump is fucking up a Senate election.
Posted by: Henry O at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM


It will still be a "Republican" seat, well, a GOPe seat anyways.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:49 PM (4NO2D)

227 Wow, Senator Nordone.

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:49 PM (g47mK)

228 Having a passive read-only X account is easy, free, and painless.
Posted by: rhomboid


Having a read-only X account is painless.

Suicide is Painless.

Therefore, having a read-only X account is suicide.

Posted by: Classical Logic at August 25, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)

229 221 Things I learned today.. Jesse Watters is circumcised!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

Abdul just gives and gives.
The DSA is going to give ace some well-deserved downtime...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:50 PM (Sco7b)

230 >>>what.HAPPENED??

Posted by: runner

>Obviously, his wiener was cut.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 08:50 PM (FR9Sb)

231 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

Impossible. I was informed innumerable times on this here site that Putin was just mad about NATO, and had no designs on any country other than Ukraine.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:01 PM (Riz8t)

Liberal paper reporting a 'possiblity'.....just has to be true.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 08:51 PM (uhVAy)

232 Once again, Trump is fucking up a Senate election.
Posted by: Henry O at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM (Wnkz

Because he didn't endorse the person you want?

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2026 08:52 PM (KC5Lt)

233 Of all the things abdul could have argued, he went after the dude's pecker !

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (g47mK)

234 >>>the problem is that he is fighting Europe right now. Without the money, men, weapons, electronics, intel, and resupply, Ukraine would have the staying power of Bulgaria at this point.

Posted by: Kindltot
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I'm surprised the Ukrainians haven't hung Zelensky by his heels.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:37 PM (Q8D76)

He's the "rainmaker" ... for some reason Europe (and Biden) declared him Joan of Arc and dumped billions into his pockets every time he visited them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (uhVAy)

235 I am in SC. No one I know, and granted that is not many, voted for Graham. I didn't vote for Norman in the main primary but I absolutely didn't want her.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (JFaIe)

236 I've been coming to AoS since 9/11. The ads are just so bad now I don't come here much anymore.

Posted by: Aj at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (hUVrX)

237 We sent somewhere in the neighborhood of $200 billion to Ukraine under Biden and we were told it was impossible to do any kind of auditing where the money went. In other words, we have no idea where the money went or what it was used for. Not a fucking clue. And that's just the money that was reported.

You might be a bit naive if you don't think that a good percentage of that money came right back to the pockets of US politicians that hate you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)

238 We sent somewhere in the neighborhood of $200 billion to Ukraine under Biden and we were told it was impossible to do any kind of auditing where the money went. In other words, we have no idea where the money went or what it was used for. Not a fucking clue. And that's just the money that was reported.

You might be a bit naive if you don't think that a good percentage of that money came right back to the pockets of US politicians that hate you.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)

Just ask Hunter Biden and his super important job for Burisma.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 08:55 PM (uhVAy)

239 236 I've been coming to AoS since 9/11. The ads are just so bad now I don't come here much anymore.
Posted by: Aj at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (hUVrX)

Try ad-blockers.

Maybe go to ChatGPT or Gemini or Grok, direct it here, explain things and what equipment you have and ask for a recommendation.

I still get a pop-up on my tablet.
But just one, once in a while.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:56 PM (Sco7b)

240 Turn off JavaScript and you won't have ads on here. Nothing else will work on your phone either.

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:56 PM (enNUy)

241 They're on the second floor, and all my IRL friends are old codgers like me. I can't get them down by myself.
Posted by: gp


Oh. Yep, that's a conundrum.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2026 08:56 PM (vJrRc)

242 lol. I'm in my lower level computer room.

Snowflake is outside the window meowing to come in now. Time to let her in.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:57 PM (Sco7b)

243 You might be a bit naive if you don't think that a good percentage of that money came right back to the pockets of US politicians that hate you.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)

My friend, that cynicism doesn't become you.

*snicker*
--Mitch McConnell, et al

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 08:58 PM (syz1S)

244 the best thing, after abdul's probe was having Dana on; that was hilarious

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:58 PM (g47mK)

245 You can turn off JavaScript just on this site. I don't get any ads on this old tablet running chrome.

Posted by: fd at August 25, 2026 08:58 PM (MWfyi)

246 232 Once again, Trump is fucking up a Senate election.
Posted by: Henry O at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM (Wnkz

Because he didn't endorse the person you want?

Posted by: polynikes
======
People get enamored of politicians. But all of them will break your heart on a vote or votes, some more than others.

That is because we see the politicians, but not the team and donors behind them. I remember people freaking out about Trump and pining for Cruz in 2016 as the only real conservative in the bunch.

Ditto in 2024. So we shall see what the future Senator from South Carolina brings to the table.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 08:59 PM (E4rtv)

247 Of course nothing works but the comments then, but once again, I have ceased to care.

Posted by: fd at August 25, 2026 08:59 PM (MWfyi)

248 >>I've been coming to AoS since 9/11. The ads are just so bad now I don't come here much anymore.

ace apologized for the ads today and said he thought it had been fixed.

If you've been coming here for 25 years you know this place is run on minx beta and fuck ups happen all the time and ace would never intentionally screw his audience. Maybe give him a bit of grace.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)

249 It "appears" larger at times, but it will never look that large from that perspective, in the photograph as presented.

The "secret" is knowing that zooming in does not change perspective, that is the position and size of objects relative to each other. But the apparent change of size of objects does vary with their distance. Moving another mile further away from a building changes its apparent size significantly. Moving another mile away from the moon does not. So to get a shot like that, you have to be far enough away that the building and the moon appear in that size relation and then zooming waaaaayyyyy the hell in so that you can get the framing you want.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 09:00 PM (vTZFs)

250 A couple of networks are supposed to have Dolly Parton tributes tonight.

I'll be continuing fighting with AI.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 09:02 PM (Sco7b)

251 I'm sorry that some have still not found effective ad-blockers. I encourage them to keep trying. If you haven't tried uBlock Origin, I recommend it.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

252 They even said "we" have to provide this money, either that or there will have to be boots on the ground. It was pretty blatant. A feller will get whiplash trying to follow along back and forth with all the bullshit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 09:02 PM (YuGwe)

253 Site is PITA on my iPhone. iPad is fine. Don’t know why.
Is spy swap? Perhaps it was that Marine.
Everybody is waiting for the midterms to stop Trump which says the fraud is set to eleventy.

Posted by: Accomack at August 25, 2026 09:02 PM (/Chlc)

254
Andrew McCarthy's "Fall of Icarus":

https://t.ly/Xsooh

And the video of the jump:

https://t.ly/SofkQ

The planning and alignment for that was something else, but it's relatively "simple". You just the right distance away so the object you want is the right size relative to the Sun (or Moon).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

255 So to get a shot like that, you have to be far enough away that the building and the moon appear in that size relation and then zooming waaaaayyyyy the hell in so that you can get the framing you want.
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LOL!! Give it up. Please.
You can't get the Moon to look that big in the same shot, from that perspective. I've been shooting pics for decades.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 09:05 PM (YuGwe)

256 251 I'm sorry that some have still not found effective ad-blockers. I encourage them to keep trying. If you haven't tried uBlock Origin, I recommend it.
Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

I'm on Windows 10 using default Edge Browser WITH Malwarebytes anti virus with ads turned off...

Don't see ads at all here.

Note, you can do a 2 week free trial of malwarebytes... then just leave it installed and it will still block ads.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 09:05 PM (mP0Kj)

257 253 Site is PITA on my iPhone. iPad is fine. Don’t know why.
Is spy swap? Perhaps it was that Marine.
Everybody is waiting for the midterms to stop Trump which says the fraud is set to eleventy.
Posted by: Accomack

Most of Apple's browsers are skins over Apple's WebKit. Most of the browsers on Android or Linux or even Windows operate from Chrome aka Google's web browser code. This site works better on chrome.

Someone mentioned that Chrome for Apple does not use webkit, dunno whether it is in the Apple App store or not. If not, Apple makes it a PITA to sideload apps that do not go through the App Store and continually bugger it up on purpose. Like Microsux does on its products. In both cases, it is to extract data from users and that is easiest when their own code is used as underlayment.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:06 PM (E4rtv)

258 Graham will be a Trump loyalist and probably not as much a war hawk as her brother. I doubt she knows enough to be dangerous

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 09:07 PM (TbVRb)

259 You can't get the Moon to look that big in the same shot, from that perspective. I've been shooting pics for decades.

What perspective? You're assuming a viewing distance based on the size of the building. If you move far enough away from the building, it will occupy the same 0.5 degree field of view that the moon does.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 09:08 PM (vTZFs)

260 >>>malwarebytes... then just leave it installed and it will still block ads.

Posted by: Romeo13
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Malwarebytes, AdBlocker and AdBlocker+ have been around a long time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:09 PM (Q8D76)

261 I was having the same ad issues with the site. Advice from the horde suggested ad blockers and I picked Adblock pro which is for iPhones. Works great and the site is now readable.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 25, 2026 09:09 PM (EiUt/)

262 >>>Apple makes it a PITA to sideload apps that do not go through the App Store and continually bugger it up on purpose. Like Microsux does on its products. In both cases, it is to extract data from users and that is easiest when their own code is used as underlayment.

Posted by: whig
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Tim Cook is pervert, voyeur, asshoe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:11 PM (Q8D76)

263 ace apologized for the ads today and said he thought it had been fixed.

If you've been coming here for 25 years you know this place is run on minx beta and fuck ups happen all the time and ace would never intentionally screw his audience. Maybe give him a bit of grace.
Posted by: JackStraw

ios aka apple phone OS has never worked great on this site. Haven't used windows to browse here in years so dunno, linux works like a champ using Brave. And Android works well with Brave too on cell phones. Never had an I pad but I did have a MacPro for work back upto to retirement in 2023. Never cared for the web browser interface and used it little and Word on Mac could be janky as well. As a result, used my home linux machines and home office for anything serious.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:11 PM (E4rtv)

264 My main 'full stack' for browsing is Firefox (with all its internal security options enabled, and with uBlock Origin and Privacy Badger extensions installed,) on Debian Trixie. No ads, nor delays therefrom, at all.

Some folks here are careful about the sources of their products, services, and information. For them, note that malwarebytes is a Russian product.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

265 Life is short, Gang. Be sure to spend it arguing over the internet with strangers!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 09:11 PM (YuGwe)

266 Shelly Fabre, the actress, passed away too. She was 83

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2026 09:12 PM (bkuEU)

267 I still have no issues with Brave on my iPhone or iPad.

Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2026 09:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

268 >>They even said "we" have to provide this money, either that or there will have to be boots on the ground. It was pretty blatant. A feller will get whiplash trying to follow along back and forth with all the bullshit.

It's actually pretty easy. As I've been saying for years, at the NATO summit in Bucharest in 2008, W announced that NATO membership was on the table for both Georgia and Ukraine, two former Soviet satellites right on Russia's border.

Putin had been warning for years that further eastward expansion of NATO was a redline for him and unlike Obama he meant it. Soon after the summit he invaded Georgia. Most of the west yawned if they even bothered to notice it.

And then Obama/Biden ran a coup in Ukraine and Putin did what he said he would do and here we are.

Do you think they framed Trump as a Russian agent by picking a country out of a hat? It's the entire reason the deep state wanted him gone. Ukraine is a gateway to Eurasia.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 09:14 PM (viF8m)

269 To make ace.mu.nu easier to use on a smartphone or tablet, I imagine that a mobile version of the webserver would help. On the rare occasions I tried to browse it on a smartphone, I found it very frustrating to navigate. As it is, the site is designed for desktop.

I'm not asking for any changes, just sayin.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

270 Tim Cook is pervert, voyeur, asshoe.

Posted by: Braenyard

It has gotten so bad on data stealing from consumers that WalMart is basically giving TVs away (they bought Vizio) in order to spy on its customers at home. Every damn thing nowadays wants to report home so the companies can not only sell the hardware, but sell off the data on their consumers to whoever is willing to pay.

I don't want my water heater connected to the internet, nor the washer, dryer, or refrigerator. I have to run two networks at home now just to fence off my personal versus security system, video system, roku box (being acquired by Fox btw), etc.

I am contemplating building a Jellyfin or Plex media server just because Roku now is going to enshittify its experience because Fox wants to datarape its customers. Sick of the shit.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:16 PM (E4rtv)

271 269 To make ace.mu.nu easier to use on a smartphone or tablet, I imagine that a mobile version of the webserver would help. On the rare occasions I tried to browse it on a smartphone, I found it very frustrating to navigate. As it is, the site is designed for desktop.

I'm not asking for any changes, just sayin.
Posted by: gp
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I think that would require recoding all the server software into something more modern. Codebase is early 2000's probably due to a) security by obscurity, b) cost efficiency on server time.

Back then, we all had flip phones that could barely navigate and text on the internet.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:18 PM (E4rtv)

272 I've actually made a game of getting rid of the ads. An Ace of Spades Rubik's Cube

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 09:19 PM (TbVRb)

273 "I think that would require recoding all the server software into something more modern."

Oh, yes, absolutely. It's way too big an ask.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

274 267 I still have no issues with Brave on my iPhone or iPad.
Posted by: Piper

May make a difference which ios version you are running on the phone. Wife's goes janky sometimes when the apps don't play well with the latest ios update.

I am not crazy about Apple, prefer Linux and its flavors of distros, and only use Windoze for legacy programs and taxes. Win 11 is becoming damn near horrible enough that I will nuke it and its grasping datamining shit. About done with Outlook mail and Office too.

That means buying and using a Mac mini in the near future probably for taxes only. PITA due to Windoze becoming actively evil.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

275
Graham will be a Trump loyalist and probably not as much a war hawk as her brother. I doubt she knows enough to be dangerous
Posted by: Smell the Glove


She stated in her debate a couple days ago that she knows nothing about foreign policy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 09:22 PM (Cqx++)

276 Some folks here are careful about the sources of their products, services, and information. For them, note that malwarebytes is a Russian product.
Posted by: gp
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Eh, only used the free version on some really old Windoze computers simply to check for malware then deinstalled. Decommissioning mother's and father in laws old computers.

Nuisance ware otherwise. BitDefender is getting about as bad, Norton is like a Roach Motel, easy to sign up hard to end your subscription.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:25 PM (E4rtv)

277 267 I still have no issues with Brave on my iPhone or iPad.

Posted by: Piper
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Whether it's a skin or not that's the bottom line.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:26 PM (Q8D76)

278
My last was broken. I got him from a breeder who did dog shows so I thought she had avoided the cancer that is ravaging the breed. I was wrong. But he hated the water. Wonderful dog, loved everyone, typical Golden in every way other than water was his mortal enemy. Loved him anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:44 PM (viF8m)
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Mollie and Jack...we had 2 non-swimmer Goldens. Our first from a top breeder in FL (his grandpa was a cover doggie on Dog Fancy). We had to laugh that we went from looking in shelters for our boy, who found the Airedale dead he grew up with, to a dog show.

He HATED water: pond, pool, ocean. Accidently went in my father's lake in MS to look at ducks and freaked out when he got mud up to his chest.

Viewed our pool as the Water Monster that I swam in daily. He' pace me as I swam laps. Like my mother, who could not swim, I am unsure what he would have done if I died. I guess stare at me sadly.

Every day he'd lick the top of my head as I sat in the swim out. Like he saved me simply by being there. There was no sweeter and good boy ever before or after him.

Son's first Golden also hated water. Unsure about Penny.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 09:27 PM (hzuYO)

279 >>Graham will be a Trump loyalist and probably not as much a war hawk as her brother. I doubt she knows enough to be dangerous

After the Ukraine coup, two US Senators were given awards by the new Ukrainian government for their support. One, of course, was the deep state master and Russia collusion hoaxer John McCain. The other was his protege, Lyndsey Graham.

Pretty sure Trump knows this.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m)

280 I am contemplating building a Jellyfin or Plex media server just because Roku now is going to enshittify its experience because Fox wants to datarape its customers. Sick of the shit."

Built a basic setup to run Plex. About 500 movies, and similar number of shows. Canceled pretty much everything else...

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 09:27 PM (XuXeR)

281 She stated in her debate a couple days ago that she knows nothing about foreign policy
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She can't do any worse, then, right? /sarc

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 09:28 PM (YuGwe)

282 That means buying and using a Mac mini in the near future probably for taxes only. PITA due to Windoze becoming actively evil.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026

It’s the latest. I have no answers for why it would be weird for your wife and not me, but I am not a tech person in the least. Not on a good day! I only have Apple products, though, at home and at the studio. It’s what I know, From my phone, to the studio phone, to my iPad, to my MacBook, to the iMacs that run the studio and the music, to my watch, to my kids watch, and her iPad. I am getting her a mini for school this year, she has been using my MacBook, but she needs her own now. She is starting high school, after all!

Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2026 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

283 >>>Posted by: Smell the Glove

She stated in her debate a couple days ago that she knows nothing about foreign policy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Trump needs all the allies he can get.
That's the bottom line.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:29 PM (Q8D76)

284 Life is short, Gang. Be sure to spend it arguing over the internet with strangers!

Some people want to learn, some don't.

A simple search says that the Basilica of Superga is about 50 meters wide. If we go to

https://unittoolbox.com/angular-size-calculator/

and enter that, then play around with the distance value, we find that a distance of about 5.5 kilometers makes the field of view close to that of the moon. So that is approximately how far away from it you would have to be to see the perspective in the image above.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2026 09:30 PM (vTZFs)

285 @271

>>I think that would require recoding all the server software into something more modern.

The site runs on a very old version of movable type, they could update to modern html5 templates for both web and mobile, but doing so would break the site and the archives.

Not worth it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2026 09:30 PM (XV/Pl)

286 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons!

I "fixed" the leak in my septic tank with a bunch of new bolts in the flange, as far down as I could reach, and then sprayed it with Flex Seal. Another shot of that tomorrow, let it cure, and start backfilling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 09:32 PM (1z8ji)

287
Another popular Moon shot is over the Christ the Redeemer statute.

You can find lots of shots at different distances varying the relative size.

That telephoto lens effect is called "lens compression". I couldn't think of that term.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 09:33 PM (w6EFb)

288 Some people want to learn, some don't
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Spare me the passive aggressive twaddle. Thanks.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 09:34 PM (YuGwe)

289 Got a quote for hauling out two old chests of drawers: $200. (Salvation Army claims they have no drivers anymore, but I see their trucks all the time; I live two blocks away from their base of ops.)

I was thinking more like $50 to haul them out. I'd rather just take a nail puller to both of them, reduce them to scrap, and toss them out piece by piece myself, than pay three figures.
Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

Leave them on the curb with a 20 dollar price tag on each one. Even if they get stolen, you are money ahead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 09:35 PM (1z8ji)

290
I like the sit the way it is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:36 PM (Q8D76)

291 Dolly Parton sings "Stairway to Heaven." Yes.

https://tinyurl.com/4n7tv73h

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 09:36 PM (5rh/l)

292 Just be in the right spot at the right moment with the right lens.

Pre-visualize. Galen Rowell was a proponent of this method.

Posted by: Don Black at August 25, 2026 09:37 PM (ZxPkt)

293 Golden Retrievers are so great.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (OkYzo)

Stopped at drive-in in Red Deer today. Parked beside an old Cadillac, full of junk, and I mean "full". Golden Retriever in back seat. "Watch out, he'll take your arm off!" As goldie is licking my hand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 09:38 PM (1z8ji)

294 The site runs on a very old version of movable type, they could update to modern html5 templates for both web and mobile, but doing so would break the site and the archives.

Not worth it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I think Pixy made a version built for them that was used a time or two when a catastrophic failure happened years and years ago-maybe pre covid. CBD bitches about it occasionally.

Can't remember whether the comment server crashed too or whether the newer version had both integrated.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:39 PM (E4rtv)

295 "Leave them on the curb with a 20 dollar price tag on each one. Even if they get stolen, you are money ahead."

I have no way to get them downstairs. All my IRL friends are decrepit OFWGs like me. It's a two man job. I don't want money for them, I just want them gone.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

296 If Darline is going against Trump she's off to a very bad start.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)

297 Question:

Does the news stop when Ace posts the day's Café -- or does the news keep happening, and we are merely blissfully unaware of it?
Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)


Blissful it is.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 09:40 PM (ZVgZ4)

298 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.

The electric company, NIPSCO, says they were forced to pause work after their crew was shot at while they were helping restore power.

Tell Black peeps do not shoot ats the hepp.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 09:41 PM (/+uur)

299 Galen Rowell was a proponent of this method.
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Ansel Adams. He would hang out in Yosemite for days or weeks to get just the right shot. He used large format cameras, lugging all that crap around. His B/W film from the 1940s is legendary for it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 09:41 PM (YuGwe)

300 I "fixed" the leak in my septic tank with a bunch of new bolts in the flange, as far down as I could reach, and then sprayed it with Flex Seal. Another shot of that tomorrow, let it cure, and start backfilling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 09:32 PM (1z8ji)

Hun
Have you checked out shitter

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 09:42 PM (/+uur)

301 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 07:32 PM (Q8D76)

Other things he convinced them not to do:

Manned mission to the Sun.
Making 10,000 clones of Vlad Putin for the Red Army Chorus.
Making Yandex support real Boolean operators.
Selling ballerinas to Western men on the lay-away plan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 09:44 PM (1z8ji)

302 Just so you know, I wasn't planning to vote for Lindsey Graham in November, and I won't be voting for Darline Graham Nordone in November, either.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 25, 2026 09:44 PM (w6EFb)

303 Instead of looking at the photo between my legs I turned the laptop over. Looks the same.

Am I missing something?

Is this a snipe hunt?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 09:44 PM (hzuYO)

304
Here's a good one of the Moon right over the statue here:

https://t.ly/9_5Lh

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 09:44 PM (w6EFb)

305 I have no way to get them downstairs. All my IRL friends are decrepit OFWGs like me. It's a two man job. I don't want money for them, I just want them gone.

Posted by: gp
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If you don't care about them. Gravity is your friend.
You can buy a dolly from HF for less than $25 to haul out the remains.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:44 PM (Q8D76)

306 It’s the latest. I have no answers for why it would be weird for your wife and not me, but I am not a tech person in the least. Not on a good day! I only have Apple products, though, at home and at the studio. It’s what I know, From my phone, to the studio phone, to my iPad, to my MacBook, to the iMacs that run the studio and the music, to my watch, to my kids watch, and her iPad. I am getting her a mini for school this year, she has been using my MacBook, but she needs her own now. She is starting high school, after all!
Posted by: Piper

Wife has had an apple phone for years plus the watch and likes them. They work for her so no big deal for me. I dislike Apple's user interfaces but I go back to command lines and dos. Been using Linux since about 2008-9 for most activities despite having office computers with Windoze and later Apple.

Apple desk and laptop is basically a custom interface over BSD Unix (Berkeley Software Distribution) which makes it bombproof but apple then adds its special sauce on top and is very strict about hardware that can be used for drives and that sort of thing.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:45 PM (E4rtv)

307 My Golden loves the ocean but won't go in a pool. Go figure.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 25, 2026 09:46 PM (3ImbR)

308 Thank you. Dutchess was our star-crossed girl. Now Dot is the last of her litter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM (O0L8i)

Condolences, Hadrian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2026 09:46 PM (1z8ji)

309 And there's no way X will work on my two browsers.

Thanks Elon, data mining is data mining no matter who does it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:46 PM (Q8D76)

310 "If you don't care about them. Gravity is your friend.
You can buy a dolly from HF for less than $25 to haul out the remains."

I've got a dolly, but this really is a two man job. Narrow staircase, tight turn. I don't know how my gf even got it up here in the first place.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:47 PM (Jr5Lq)

311
And something closer to what the eye would see from that same distance:

https://t.ly/ceQdG

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 09:48 PM (w6EFb)

312 but apple then adds its special sauce on top and is very strict about hardware that can be used for drives and that sort of thing.

Posted by: whig
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Did I mention that Tim Cook is also chickensh*t?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:48 PM (Q8D76)

313 The chests are 62x18x42, and 47x18x34 in.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

314 >>Here's a good one of the Moon right over the statue here:

I had no idea there was a Catholic chapel under the statue.

I'm not Catholic but that was one of the most moving places I've ever visited.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 09:49 PM (viF8m)

315 @294

>>I think Pixy made a version built for them that was used a time or two when a catastrophic failure happened years and years ago-maybe pre covid. CBD bitches about it occasionally.

They have a backup wordpress site, it's more modern and allows for things like image files and more modern nicities, but it changes the character of the site, which is retro.

The way we like it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2026 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)

316 She stated in her debate a couple days ago that she knows nothing about foreign policy.

The same as 95% of voters and 100% of podcasters.

I marvel at the number of people who think senators actually do things other than occasionally vote and continually run their mouth.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 25, 2026 09:49 PM (jt/rW)

317 Built a basic setup to run Plex. About 500 movies, and similar number of shows. Canceled pretty much everything else...
Posted by: man
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I have qualms about Plex simply because Big Tech is trying to consolidate every damn thing so they can datamine it for AI crap or worse. Jellyfin is open source and at least I would not be at licensing mercy even if the founders go nuts, it can be forked or simply not updated.

I am tired of dealing with tech world's refusal to treat the end customer as anything other than something to strip mine. And setting up again takes time that starts getting shorter as you get older.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:51 PM (E4rtv)

318
NASA page on the Moon Illusion:

https://t.ly/98Ie7

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 09:51 PM (w6EFb)

319 Whatever it is, take it apart and carry it out in pieces. I did it once with a love seat. A crowbar and a saw. Put the pieces in a dumpster.

Bada boop bada beep.

Posted by: Don Black at August 25, 2026 09:52 PM (ZxPkt)

320 >> Instead of looking at the photo between my legs I turned the laptop over. Looks the same.

That doesn't work.

That will sometimes break the "crater illusion" where craters look convex rather than concave. That effect is very bad with me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 09:52 PM (w6EFb)

321 "Whatever it is, take it apart and carry it out in pieces."

I've done that with other big furniture, guess I'll end up doing it with these.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:54 PM (Jr5Lq)

322 Did I mention that Tim Cook is also chickensh*t?

Posted by: Braenyard

Heh, he is being retired, speculation has it that the new desktop, mini presentations was his last hurrah at Apple. Whatever you say about Cook though, he is far better than his counterparts at Microsoft or Google and has successfully made Apple into a financial and technical behemoth. The new M5 and M6 seem to be aiming directly at running AI models fast that are local, not grubbing for tokens from Big AI industry.

That is how you get adopting by individuals, cut off the external feeds to Mega Corp so they can sell and retrain their AI models on your data.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:55 PM (E4rtv)

323 Some agency has reported what Radcliff was doing in Russia.
Musk picked a hell of a day to cancel out Xcancel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:55 PM (Q8D76)

324
They have a backup wordpress site, it's more modern and allows for things like image files and more modern nicities, but it changes the character of the site, which is retro.

Does it have scrolling, blinking colorful text?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 09:55 PM (Cqx++)

325 They have a backup wordpress site, it's more modern and allows for things like image files and more modern nicities, but it changes the character of the site, which is retro.

The way we like it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I don't have a problem with whatever Ace wants to do. His house, his rules.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:56 PM (E4rtv)

326 325 Concur.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

327 gp, how wide is your staircase?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 09:56 PM (FHoaH)

328 316 She stated in her debate a couple days ago that she knows nothing about foreign policy.

The same as 95% of voters and 100% of podcasters.

I marvel at the number of people who think senators actually do things other than occasionally vote and continually run their mouth.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 25, 2026 09:49 PM (jt/rW)

They traded their birthright for a bowl
They once represented the State
The Real Democracy of people that wanted their little ideals
Now they are just Cali Movie Stars and NY Commies with money buying TV ads.
ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 09:57 PM (/+uur)

329 I don't know how my gf even got it up here in the first place.
Posted by: gp

I've done some crazy moves with furniture & stairs... always took the drawers out of a dresser before moving it.

Posted by: JQ at August 25, 2026 09:57 PM (rdVOm)

330 "gp, how wide is your staircase?"

31 in; maybe a couple inches less than that to clear the downstairs doorway.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 09:58 PM (Jr5Lq)

331 I've got a dolly, but this really is a two man job. Narrow staircase, tight turn. I don't know how my gf even got it up here in the first place.

Posted by: gp
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Flat top down, tie a rope or line around them and ease them down the stairs.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 09:58 PM (Q8D76)

332 In other news,

From X
3 Secret Service officials, including Director of Comms, placed on leave amid misconduct investigation. Investigation is into leaks.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 09:59 PM (E4rtv)

333 "Flat top down, tie a rope or line around them and ease them down the stairs."

Maybe.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 10:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

334 Does it have scrolling, blinking colorful text?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Nope, nothing to trigger those with epilepsy. Unfortunately it did not have links to whatever current Busty Lesbian Pron titles that Ace recommends watching either.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:02 PM (E4rtv)

335 gp, could you lay the chest on its side and slide it down the stairs?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 10:02 PM (FHoaH)

336 I've done some crazy moves with furniture & stairs... always took the drawers out of a dresser before moving it.
==

I successfully sold an Ethan Allen grandfather clock. And more importantly delivered it without fucking it up. It's not rocket science, but there are some tricks to it. The Internet Is Our Friend on stuff like that.

There is very little market for grandfather clocks, btw. LOL. They cost a fortune to buy, or did. Nobody wants 'em. Fine furniture, nobody wants that either.

I don't understand it. All the new shit is cheap ... shit. But you can't give away the good stuff, that our ancestors paid a pretty penny for. Another 20 years and the hipsters will re-discover solid wood furniture, and watch out. That day is not now, however.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 10:03 PM (YuGwe)

337 nood

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 10:04 PM (Sco7b)

338 FWIW, this guy's take on the broader implications on Norman is probably correct.

"
Will Chamberlain

@willchamberlain
·
57m
The underlying story here is that the Congressional Freedom Caucus is dead.

Which makes sense. 2010-era tea party right-libertarianism doesn't have a real constituency anymore, and it was never that strong to begin with."

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 10:04 PM (E4rtv)

339 "gp, could you lay the chest on its side and slide it down the stairs?"

On its top, yes that's possible.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 10:04 PM (Jr5Lq)

340 Common Tater, the very reason I built my own furniture.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 10:05 PM (FHoaH)

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