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After Polls Predicted a 97% Chance of a Double-Digit Victory for Francesca Hong, Missing USB Drives and Late Ballot Shenanigans Hand the Establishment Candidate the "Win"

Did they steal it? I don't know, but the socialists have got to be wondering that.

And I encourage that speculation!

OSZ
@OpenSourceZone

Last 5 Wisconsin Governor Democratic Primary Polls

State Navigate: 🔵 Hong +22
Public Policy Polling: 🔵 Hong +18
Marquette University: 🔵 Hong +25
State Navigate: 🔵 Hong +29
Public Policy Polling: 🔵 Hong +20

Results (88% Reporting): 🟡Crowley +0.5

The also leftwing candidate, Crowley, actually abandoned the race but re-entered it after Establishment types insisted he get back in to stop Hong. He wound up "winning" by around 3000 votes out of more than half a million.

I keep clicking on articles to see if there's an update showing that Hong won.

Alas, it seems we've lost this one.

Milwaukee County Executive David Crowley narrowly upset Democratic socialist Francesca Hong in Wisconsin's Democratic gubernatorial primary Tuesday night, despite polls showing Hong in front by double-digits in the final stretch before polling day.

Crowley's campaign said the 37-year-old state legislator and member of the Democratic Socialists of America called Crowley early Wednesday to concede the race. Hong trailed her rival by more than 3,200 votes out of more than 787,000 ballots cast as of 6 a.m. ET., a margin of 0.41 percentage points.

Under Wisconsin law, Hong could have requested a recount since she trailed by under one percentage point, but would have had to pay for it since her deficit was greater than 0.25 percentage points. State law does not provide for automatic recounts in close races.

She chose not to. I think, in the end, she wanted to lose the primary, because that allows her to continue on as an agitator and podcast goon. Had she won the primary and then been blown out in the general, she'd be excluded by the whole rotten Democrat Party, including the socialists, who need to pretend they're #Winning.


Crowley, 40, was the late choice of Wisconsin's Democratic establishment after Lt. Gov Sara Rodriguez and her predecessor Mandela Barnes dropped out of the race in recent weeks. Crowley had initially dropped out and endorsed Rodriguez last month, but re-entered the race in an effort to stop Hong after Barnes quit.

...

Crowley, who will face GOP Rep. Tom Tiffany in the November general election, would be the Badger State's first ever black governor.

Hong immediately endorsed the guy who cheated to beat her because she has a Coward's Heart.

But that doesn't stop us from crying #RiggedElection on her behalf.

Also winning: This nasty mentally-ill woman.

Is this a transgender?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

2 Polls are for strippers......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

3 Off to lum, NOOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

4 Nooded. Sponge, we got it covered.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)

5 I felt bad for ace last night when she lost.

So much easy material.

What are the odds of the Dems producing more stupid, crazy bitches?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 12:21 PM (Sco7b)

6 Says Hasan Piker: "The knives are out!"

Even though progressives say election fraud is impossible, they're saying Hong lost because of election fraud.

The establishment screwed her. They're livid.

I'm sure the 49% of Dems who voted for Hong will definitely turn out in November, though.

Womp. Womp.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:22 PM (AdHga)

7 And yet I bet the Dems are still going to be all-in AGAINST the SAVE act...

...because they know if it passes they can't use their shenanigans to save their "preferred" candidates in primary season.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 12:22 PM (FZ29D)

8 Top 10!

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 12:22 PM (TN0g+)

9
Sonny and Cher made "And the Cheat Goes On" in the 60's and it was a hit.

This is coming everywhere in november.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 12:22 PM (Y8DZL)

10 Is this a transgender?"

Ewwww.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:22 PM (cGjQu)

11 Cheating on behalf of a black candidate in Milwaukee. The cynicism here hurts.

Posted by: Blank USB Drive at August 12, 2026 12:22 PM (2LBLq)

12 .....and Hasan Piker now says the "knives are OUT!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)

13 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 12, 2026 12:23 PM (u82oZ)

14 >>>Says Hasan Piker: "The knives are out!"
Even though progressives say election fraud is impossible, they're saying Hong lost because of election fraud.
The establishment screwed her. They're livid.

Oh, good!

Posted by: ace at August 12, 2026 12:23 PM (1wjle)

15 What are the odds of the Dems producing more stupid, crazy bitches?
-----

The same as the sun rising in the east...

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 12:23 PM (TN0g+)

16 Hong probably got paid off by establishment types.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 12, 2026 12:23 PM (rJ48h)

17 12 .....and Hasan Piker now says the "knives are OUT!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I'll be over here with a bucket full of quarters at the wishing well and wish a mfcker would.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 12:24 PM (NR6c1)

18 What are the odds of the Dems producing more stupid, crazy bitches?"

99

And .999999999

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:24 PM (cGjQu)

19 Hong got "Bernied" and someone told her to STFU or else. Wow, the Democrats are ruthless and have no fear of visibly committing fraud.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 12, 2026 12:24 PM (n17eQ)

20
Transgender Islamist is peak Democrat.

Until they graft something else on to their body politic.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 12:24 PM (Y8DZL)

21 Russian interference

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (cZ8IN)

22

I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
So won't you smile for the camera?
I know they're gonna love it
Peg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (Cqx++)

23 This is who just won the nomination for the US Senate in Minnesota pic.twitter.com/gOhu5vEHDy

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 12, 2026


Say 'um' one more time, you emptyheaded ditzbag.......FFS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)

24 The knives are out"

K Bar? Benchmade? Cheap Chinese on Amazon?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (cGjQu)

25 Hilarious

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (okun6)

26 I could have been first but I was emptying my thumb drive.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (MWfyi)

27 Hong got "Bernied" and someone told her to STFU or else. Wow, the Democrats are ruthless and have no fear of visibly committing fraud.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 12, 2026 12:24 PM (n17eQ)

Sure. They can get HER to shut the fuck up.

But her voters aren't going to forgive.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (AdHga)

28 This Flanagan chick. One look at her face tells you that she's a hateful harpy. Of course, the Hateful Harpy wing of the Democrat Party is very strong.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 12, 2026 12:26 PM (xakWh)

29 Ding Dong the Hong got schlonged!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)

30 Now that she's "lost" her position, she can still be a firebrand for her cause, forcing the candidate who "won" to move towards even more Left.

For Hong, it may be the best of all possible worlds. She'll still get $$ shoveled at her to speak out against "the establishment" (i.e., Republicans, never Dems) and she doesn't have to worry about trivial things like getting out the vote for her.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 12:26 PM (FZ29D)

31 Pool party at my new house!

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 12, 2026 12:26 PM (+IsEU)

32 A hijab will hide if the kid is trans... for a little bit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 12:26 PM (cZ8IN)

33 The knives are out"

K Bar? Benchmade? Cheap Chinese on Amazon?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (cGjQu)

Benchmade or Kersahw.

It is known.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:26 PM (AdHga)

34 Out of an entire state, only about 250k supported the crazy. I guess that's slightly good news.

Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 12:27 PM (qtfk+)

35 It was Stolen. Definitely. Stolen.

Posted by: Rain Man at August 12, 2026 12:27 PM (PiwSw)

36 Crowley, actually abandoned the race but re-entered it after Establishment types insisted he get back in to stop Hong. He wound up "winning" by around 3000 votes out of more than half a million.

Hey, it's a 50-50 party, Dems! Oh, and Crowley now has a 'mandate'.

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 12:27 PM (5FKHw)

37 I felt bad for ace last night when she lost.

So much easy material.

What are the odds of the Dems producing more stupid, crazy bitches?


She won't go away, she's too crazy. And the Dems have a factory spitting out crazy bitches.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

38 I hope these knives are long. Very long. And something happens at night. Call it...

Posted by: Reforger at August 12, 2026 12:27 PM (Zqvxn)

39 But her voters aren't going to forgive."

Huh? There's a sale on quinoa at whole foods! With delivery!

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:28 PM (cGjQu)

40 Afternoon Ace.
The Flanagan v Tafoya Senate race could be interesting to watch. While Minnesota is crazy , a lot of them realize that Flanagan is nut bag. Tafoya at least has a shot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 12:28 PM (WOnE5)

41 They're always able to get the losers out just in time.

So should I just assume now Wisconsin elects a Dem Governor?

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 12:28 PM (uksHY)

42
She won't go away, she's too crazy. And the Dems have a factory spitting out crazy bitches.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)



I EAT WITH A COMB!!!!

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at August 12, 2026 12:28 PM (2YhKe)

43 The best part of all of this is that the people who did the cheating are the same ones affirming that there was no cheating.

And Hong's base knows it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:28 PM (AdHga)

44 "What are the odds of the Dems producing more stupid, crazy bitches?
Posted by: Stateless"


I think we are still not even close to Peak Dem Stupid Crazy Bitches.

Posted by: Ripley at August 12, 2026 12:28 PM (GUOwU)

45 @27

>>But her voters aren't going to forgive.

The only consistent ethos or ethic a leftist adheres to is, power by any means necessary.

They will vote for Crowley in November, or at the very least, their ballots will be cast for him.

IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2026 12:29 PM (XV/Pl)

46 33 The knives are out"

K Bar? Benchmade? Cheap Chinese on Amazon?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (cGjQu)

Klingon Mekleth.
It's made for disemboweling.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)

47 There used to be safe spaces for the Peggy Flanagans of this world.

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at August 12, 2026 12:29 PM (JM9I6)

48 Correction:
4,617,710 adults live in Wisconsin. Less than 300,000 voted for crazy commie woman.

That seems like good news.

Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 12:29 PM (qtfk+)

49 Now that she's "lost" her position, she can still be a firebrand for her cause, forcing the candidate who "won" to move towards even more Left.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Kamala Ding-dong at August 12, 2026 12:29 PM (w9Wax)

50
The knives are out

What kind of knife is on Peggy's shirt?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 12:30 PM (Cqx++)

51 > Is this a transgender?
-------
Is it human? The jury's out on that one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 12:30 PM (2Cry5)

52 Looks like she got hong out to dry!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 12, 2026 12:30 PM (wtvvX)

53 Hasan Piker: "Nothing triggers me to no end like a guy who's like, 'I really like Francesca Hong's policies, but I'm also a stupid guy who shits in his diapers, and I will be Soylent Green one day because I'm so fucking dumb.'"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:31 PM (AdHga)

54 Such a great twist in the movie. Now you'll have Democrats screaming for the SAVE America Act while RINOs still resist.

That being said, who runs primary elections? Why would states have to pay for and operate them?

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 12:31 PM (5FKHw)

55 There used to be safe spaces for the Peggy Flanagans of this world.
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23"

Spencer State Hospital, Spencer, WV. More isolated.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:31 PM (cGjQu)

56 Two possibilities:

Polling is completely busted
This is proof of fraud

Now the Trump DOJ should exhaustively look at that second point

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

57 33 The knives are out"

K Bar? Benchmade? Cheap Chinese on Amazon?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (cGjQu)

Ginsu!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 12, 2026 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

58 There sure seems to be an endless stream of batsh*t crazy leftist women running for office. I'm not talking just your run of the mill lamebrain Democrat. These are all insane, literally insane, women inching so very close to winning these elections. One seemingly outdoing the other in crazy. It's really horrifying.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 12:32 PM (qBdHI)

59 Wonder what they offered Hong to go away quietly.

Posted by: Speculatin' Here at August 12, 2026 12:32 PM (JM9I6)

60 Peggy Flanagan says Somalians are the �fabric of our state� and it�s �racist� to expose fraud



"The beautiful Somali community......."


Uh huh.......


https://shorturl.fm/DU4ii

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at August 12, 2026 12:32 PM (2YhKe)

61 That being said, who runs primary elections"

Auntie Entity?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:32 PM (cGjQu)

62 Damnit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:32 PM (2YhKe)

63 The Governor of MI is riding in. Old Sven spots him and says "the Governor is a n...". People waiting say the Governor is near.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)

64 Washington Nearsider

Super Hobby has shipped the Revell Me 262A-1a/U4 and the Eduard Hybrid 1/32 P-51B.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (cZ8IN)

65 Super Hobby has shipped the Revell Me 262A-1a/U4 and the Eduard Hybrid 1/32 P-51B.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (cZ8IN)

NICE!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (AdHga)

66 >>Is this a transgender?

Peggy Flanigan. More like, Pegme Flannigan, amirite?

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (J4Dwc)

67 Abujah Muhammad Jamal Hamas aka Peggy Flanagan

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (asFP3)

68 Hasan Piker: "Nothing triggers me to no end like a guy who's like, 'I really like Francesca Hong's policies, but I'm also a stupid guy who shits in his diapers, and I will be Soylent Green one day because I'm so fucking dumb.'"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:31 PM (AdHga)



The future of the Democrat party.

What a f*cking genius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (2YhKe)

69 Where the fuck do women like this Flanagan creature come from?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (U4hpE)

70 So Crowley got the same treatment as Spender Pratt did. The big bump in the middle of the night from unlikely supporters.

Posted by: Random PJ at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (+jscL)

71 You almost have to laugh at the Dems running around saying Somalis built America.

Even if you were to ignore that they are all on welfare, they haven't been here long enough to build much of anything

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)

72 The results are self-evident: stop letting liberal white ladies run things.

Posted by: That's right, I typed it at August 12, 2026 12:34 PM (2Ez/1)

73 Wonder what they offered Hong to go away quietly."

Codeine? Lithium?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:34 PM (cGjQu)

74 So Crowley got the same treatment as Spender Pratt did. The big bump in the middle of the night from unlikely supporters.

The claim with LA was of course the mail in vote is the most leftwing demographic.

Apparently the Dems are arguing that of course the mail in vote is the most rightwing demographic

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

75 Knives out?!

Hopefully, a Night of the Long Knives.

Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (Oy/m2)

76 Whoresan Cryker is the biggest who gives a shit in the history of not giving a shit.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (asFP3)

77 Conservatives need to do a better job keeping their powder dry when "crazy" is about to get nominated for the Dems.

There was like a full court press of click bait to take her out and Dems realized she would probably lose.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (iZHgT)

78 The results are self-evident: stop letting liberal white ladies run things.
Posted by: That's right, I typed it at August 12, 2026 12:34 PM (2Ez/1)



Stop letting liberals run anything, regardless of selected gender.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (2YhKe)

79 After Polls Predicted a 97% Chance of a Double-Digit Victory for Francesca Hong, Missing USB Drives and Late Ballot Shenanigans Hand the Establishment Candidate the "Win"
—Disinformation Expert Ace



If she accepts the outcome without raising a stink, she was paid off.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (xHe0y)

80 33 The knives are out


Damn it!
*runs and hides*

Posted by: That Unfortunate Penny and Tomato at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (w9Wax)

81 73 Wonder what they offered Hong to go away quietly."

Codeine? Lithium?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:34 PM (cGjQu)

Lime green pants and a boba tea.

Posted by: Blank USB Drive at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (2LBLq)

82 women like this Flanagan creature come from?"

Lana?

/ read it backwards...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:36 PM (cGjQu)

83 80 33 The knives are out

Damn it!
*runs and hides*
Posted by: That Unfortunate Penny and Tomato at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (w9Wax)


Oh, boo hoo.

Posted by: The sheet of paper at August 12, 2026 12:37 PM (PiwSw)

84 Hong Kong Phooey took a dive. No question in my mind about it. She's the Bernie with boobs of 2026. No other Democrap would ever have waived a recount in such a close race. No way.

This is sad news for us. Tiffany was almost sure to beat her. Crowley will be tougher to beat in part because he's black and blacks will be motivated to vote. They would have mostly sat out for Red Whore.

I still think this one is winnable but it'll be a harder pull.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

85 They "killed" Republicans in turnout though. Turnout LOL

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2026 12:37 PM (YwEeS)

86 >>"We're not corrupt, we're stupid" defense

One does not preclude the other and both are likely.

Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 12:37 PM (CSc+i)

87 Think what you like, but Jim Clyburn was in Wisconsin just before the primary, and that coincided with the "Black Caucus" vociferously endorsing Crowly.

Clyburn always seems to make his rounds to specific states to which he has no real connection just before a hinge type election occurs. In 2020, Clyburn traveled to every single swing state before the General election. He did no campaigning. So, why? It's a good question.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 12:37 PM (dIske)

88 So Crowley got the same treatment as Spender Pratt did. The big bump in the middle of the night from unlikely supporters.

"It worked, didn't it?" - Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

89 The whole election process in blue states is a fucking circus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (bx2ki)

90 This will not stand!

Posted by: Republicans for Hong (we're totes legit) at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (0sNs1)

91 I thought they would cheat her in like they did with the jihadist but it seems obvious now they don't think she can win or even "win". And they need that governorship.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (asFP3)

92 Dylan Mulvaney > Kaitlan Collins > Peggy Flanagan

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (JvZF+)

93 I know Crowley's the 'winnable' candidate for the left, but I can see this going the way of Crockett.

The clear, obvious favorite of the base is tossed aside for the establishment's choice.

A non-zero percentage of Crockett's voters just AREN'T going to vote in Texas. A non-zero percentage of them will vote against Talarico for spite.

Likewise Wisconsin.

I think we've got a small to mediium chance there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (AdHga)

94 Milwaukee says due to human error, 5 out of 9 USBs were missing election results.


They forgot to click the "Safely remove media" icon in the task tray, didn't they........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (2YhKe)

95 73 Wonder what they offered Hong to go away quietly."

Codeine? Lithium?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:34 PM (cGjQu)

Polonium.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

96 WI is more corrupt than PA?? IIIIInteresting....

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (g47mK)

97 Nice indeed.

May build the wing and engines of the A-1a kit just to get a jump on the U4.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (cZ8IN)

98 Dylan Mulvaney > Kaitlan Collins > Peggy Flanagan
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (JvZF+)



We're getting the same guys!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (2YhKe)

99 Hong Kong Screwy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (wOO3z)

100 "...that allows her to continue on as an agitator and podcast goon."


Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be an agitator and podcast goon.

Posted by: Little girls everywhere at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (2Ez/1)

101 Hasan Piker: "Nothing triggers me to no end like a guy who's like, 'I really like Francesca Hong's policies, but I'm also a stupid guy who shits in his diapers, and I will be Soylent Green one day because I'm so fucking dumb.'"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:31 PM (AdHga)


Dude, showing such contempt for the electorate won't win over any fence sitters...Wait. This is the guy that wants rivers of capitalist blood to flow?
I guess electorate has nothing to do with it then.
And Hong got ScHonged! (where's the L?)
She got the L beaten out of her.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (zafwz)

102 Dems couldn’t let her win. She would have handed out money to the wrong people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (bxRm+)

103 This Hong election result is almost as suspicious as clogged toilets and stopped counting in 2020. I guess the DSA loonies won’t be labeled as “against our democracy” if they point that out….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (zEBE+)

104 There was like a full court press of click bait to take her out and Dems realized she would probably lose.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 12:35 PM (iZHgT)

Last week's oppo dump that - if the election was fair - really beat her came from the left. Not Republicans.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (AdHga)

105 Peggy Flanagan says Somalians are the "fabric of our state" and it's "racist" to expose fraud

Somalian fraud is the fabric of Minnesota. Have you run that past actual Minnesotans?

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (5FKHw)

106 Also this has the effect of making the "racism must be declared a public health crisis" in the middle of a pandemic into a "moderate".

A MODERATE

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:39 PM (asFP3)

107 Say 'um' one more time, you emptyheaded ditzbag.......FFS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)


Not watching it - was it full of "like" and "literally" also?

Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (S0M0K)

108 I'm mostly pessimistic about Wis Gov, but Crowley has no fire in his belly. He gave up easily at first, and then barely beat a clinically insane woman with no redeeming qualities, maybe even needing the help of insider fraud to cross that finish line. The fraud is the actual threat, not the weak, diffident candidate.

Posted by: SciVo at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (Sy6m/)

109 I don't know which is worse: a predicted double-digit win for a commie, or someone stealing the election.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (ERYKL)

110 Funny how she never says anything about the REST of Minnesota. She's only running to protect the f*cking Somali community.

Minnesota, Y R U so stupid?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (2YhKe)

111 A moderate Democrat thinks Republicans need to be fatally shot only once.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (asFP3)

112 You almost have to laugh at the Dems running around saying Somalis built America.

Even if you were to ignore that they are all on welfare, they haven't been here long enough to build much of anything

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Any incandescently ridiculous retard, like that Flanagan whacko, who utters such hilarious lies (that nobody believes) needs to be beaten about the head in hopes of curing such brazen stupidity. Good lord....

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (qBdHI)

113 85 They "killed" Republicans in turnout though. Turnout LOL
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2026 12:37 PM (YwEeS)

It'll be the same way in November but without the LOL.

Posted by: Blank USB Drive at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (2LBLq)

114 Peggy Fleming >>>>>>>>>> Peggy Flanagan

Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (Oy/m2)

115
Not watching it - was it full of "like" and "literally" also?
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (S0M0K)



No, shockingly enough. Just lots of 'um's'........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (2YhKe)

116 So what's the story with the USB drives? They were supposed to have votes on them and didn't? All from Hong areas or something? I'm totally not up to speed on this. What happened?

Posted by: SimoHayha at August 12, 2026 12:41 PM (IeYnM)

117 WI is more corrupt than PA?? IIIIInteresting....
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (g47mK)

Who's "more" corrupt has everything to do with who gets caught in any particular election cycle and nothing to do with actual levels of corrupt, which are all dialed up to 11

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 12, 2026 12:41 PM (zafwz)

118 Is Flanagan Muslim or does she wear the head covering in solidarity?? She’s nuts either way…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 12:41 PM (zEBE+)

119 I'm mostly pessimistic about Wis Gov, but Crowley has no fire in his belly. He gave up easily at first, and then barely beat a clinically insane woman with no redeeming qualities, maybe even needing the help of insider fraud to cross that finish line. The fraud is the actual threat, not the weak, diffident candidate.
Posted by: SciVo

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I just tend to think in an off year election in a purple state, these things just usually go to the party out of power.

He seems though like a lousy candidate, but that's most every Democrat, yet they still seem to win.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 12:42 PM (iZHgT)

120 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 12:42 PM (wOO3z)

121 WI is more corrupt than PA?? IIIIInteresting....

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (g47mK)

An awful lot of cleanup has been forced upon Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:42 PM (AdHga)

122 Awwww

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2026 12:42 PM (YwEeS)

123 hmmm...who cheated harder wins

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

124 Wonder what they offered Hong to go away quietly.
.......

New swim goggles?

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)

125 Blue state turnout = harvested ballots

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2026 12:44 PM (YwEeS)

126 WI is more corrupt than PA?? IIIIInteresting....

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (g47mK)

An awful lot of cleanup has been forced upon Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:42 PM (AdHga)

Yep.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 12:44 PM (g47mK)

127 "It worked, didn't it?" - Chuck Schumer
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

Piss off, wanker! You're working my corner!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at August 12, 2026 12:44 PM (zafwz)

128 Late to the thread, so I suspect it's already been said, but the DSA Dems now have to figure out how to say the party cheated them in '26, while at the same time saying that cheating never happens.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

129 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

130 I know Crowley's the 'winnable' candidate for the left, but I can see this going the way of Crockett.

The clear, obvious favorite of the base is tossed aside for the establishment's choice.

A non-zero percentage of Crockett's voters just AREN'T going to vote in Texas. A non-zero percentage of them will vote against Talarico for spite.

Likewise Wisconsin.

I think we've got a small to mediium chance there.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

==

I don't think Democrats aren't as ideological as they are cast, they just want to beat Republicans.

They're just really, really angry and the socialist left is saying the most incendiary things so they gravitate towards that.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (iZHgT)

131
Wonder what they offered Hong to go away quietly."

Codeine? Lithium?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:34 PM (cGjQu)


I believe a free lakehouse is the standard established by Bernie.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (iJfKG)

132 If Somalis built America we'd all be living in mud huts with no roof.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (UjdFS)

133 Wonder what they offered Hong to go away quietly.
.......
New swim goggles?
Posted by: wth

Orbital decompression.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (w9Wax)

134 So the vote counting process depends on a bunch of admin assistants running around with USB flash drives?

Posted by: Hell of an operation you're running down there at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (2Ez/1)

135 19 Wow, the Democrats are ruthless and have no fear of visibly committing fraud.

Look at what they supposedly did in SD to remove the actual D Senate Primary winner n order to give their actual candidate, the “Independent”, a better chance to beat Rounds. Burning down a home now in the D toolbox? Fraud seems mild in comparison.

Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (BHhxj)

136 I'm mostly pessimistic about Wis Gov, but Crowley has no fire in his belly. He gave up easily at first, and then barely beat a clinically insane woman with no redeeming qualities, maybe even needing the help of insider fraud to cross that finish line.

Barely beat. Right.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

137 New swim goggles?
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)


Her eye-job may have been botched. It happens

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 12:46 PM (rbvCR)

138 hmmm...who cheated harder wins
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)


DNC Vision Statement

Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 12:46 PM (S0M0K)

139 I assume the pollsters that predicted Hong's victory are keeping their heads down and their mouths shut.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 12, 2026 12:46 PM (rJ48h)

140 Hello friends. Taught 2 classes, did my own workout, then went on a walk at the nature preserve with Saijo and my kid. I think we all got a little over heated, the last 1/2 mile was brutal. Can jump in the pool in about 30 minutes per the pool service instructions. Until then, I will talk to y’all and see how looney toons things are in the world.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 12:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

141 138 hmmm...who cheated harder wins
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

DNC Vision Statement
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 12:46 PM (S0M0K)

no kidding

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

142 I mean, I'm saying this from Massafreakinchusetts, but...WTF, Minnesota?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)

143 They're just really, really angry and the socialist left is saying the most incendiary things so they gravitate towards that.

Posted by: Sharpie

They have to keep their shit goblins engaged.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (wOO3z)

144 Wonder what they offered Hong to go away quietly.
.......
New swim goggles?
Posted by: wth

Orbital decompression.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (w9Wax)

She really does look like a French Bulldog.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (AdHga)

145 132 If Somalis built America we'd all be living in mud huts with no roof.

If Somalis built America, why doesn't Minnesota look like Manhattan?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

146 and congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (xcxpd)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (2YhKe)

147 This chick Flanagan is a Hollywood creation. Her father (a native "activist") abandoned the mother and daughter to Section 8 and Medicaid. The mother was a professional DFL worker, reliant on public money of various types. Peggy herself was a "child psychology" grad at the U, with a minor in American Indian something or other. This Irish looking woman walks around calling herself a "person of color", and worked initially for an NGO as a community activist. She herself is, of course, divorced, because who could possibly live with a robot Karen?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (C0BiQ)

148 Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

Holding two contradictory claims at the same time is FNAB of being a leftard.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:48 PM (asFP3)

149 I mean, I'm saying this from Massafreakinchusetts, but...WTF, Minnesota?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)



Hey. Congrats on that abortion till birth law being signed. I'm sure you're totally excited, bruh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:48 PM (2YhKe)

150 121 WI is more corrupt than PA?? IIIIInteresting....

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 12:38 PM (g47mK)

An awful lot of cleanup has been forced upon Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:42 PM (AdHga)

And WI had Madison

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)

151 118 Is Flanagan Muslim or does she wear the head covering in solidarity?? She’s nuts either way…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 12:41 PM
++++
I think it's the combination of head covering and Julia Roberts glasses...

Posted by: Creeps me out at August 12, 2026 12:49 PM (2Ez/1)

152 145 132 If Somalis built America we'd all be living in mud huts with no roof.

If Somalis built America, why doesn't Minnesota look like Manhattan?


I screwed that up. Let's try again.

If Somalis built America, why doesn't Mogadishu look like Manhattan?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)

153 Gov. Evers enacted the Gov. Gavin Newsom secret “break the glass” plan to prevent Wisconsin from electing a candidate that would lose to the Republican.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

154 I believe a free lakehouse is the standard established by Bernie.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM


Only serious Party elders get lakeside dacha, comrade, not crazy who can be exiled and airbrushed from photographs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 12:49 PM (bFu5X)

155 The downside to Hong losing is that we actually will miss a potential governor cutting herself to death because of the job pressure

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (WOnE5)

156 I know Crowley's the 'winnable' candidate for the left, but I can see this going the way of Crockett.

The clear, obvious favorite of the base is tossed aside for the establishment's choice.

A non-zero percentage of Crockett's voters just AREN'T going to vote in Texas. A non-zero percentage of them will vote against Talarico for spite.

Likewise Wisconsin.

I think we've got a small to mediium chance there.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


Nah.

Crockett is fanning the fires of resentment and racism.

That's very different than Hong and "well, okay then, I lost" attitude.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)

157 132 If Somalis built America we'd all be living in mud huts with no roof.
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (UjdFS)

Pepsi cans nailed to sticks. I had no idea what poverty was until I went to Somalia.

Posted by: Reforger at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (Zqvxn)

158 The whole election process in blue states is a fucking circus.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
......

and you don't even have to pay 25 cents for the Freak Show.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (UjdFS)

159 Late to the thread, so I suspect it's already been said, but the DSA Dems now have to figure out how to say the party cheated them in '26, while at the same time saying that cheating never happens.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)


It is the very topic that would catch fire with the DSA voters, it has the benefit of both being one of those memes that all the loyal sorts have to ignore, and a perfect example of the "Boomers betraying us"
If they can accept it, or if they get permission to admit it, that topic will be a wildfire.

The DNC better be sweating right now.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (rbvCR)

160 The bad news is that Hong lost. The good news is if the DNC's check clears, she can begin her house collection.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (NuGfO)

161 If Somalis built America, why doesn't Mogadishu look like Manhattan?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)

For a similar reason that Mexico doesn't have a Summer Olympic team.

Any Mexican who can run, jump, or swim is already here.

Haayyooooo!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (AdHga)

162 Depends how much they cleaned up Philly. It drives the state.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (wOO3z)

163 If Somalis built America, why doesn't Mogadishu look like Manhattan?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:49 PM


Colonialism!!!!!

Posted by: Karen McAWFL at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (bFu5X)

164 Hello friends. Taught 2 classes, did my own workout, then went on a walk at the nature preserve with Saijo and my kid. I think we all got a little over heated, the last 1/2 mile was brutal. Can jump in the pool in about 30 minutes per the pool service instructions. Until then, I will talk to y’all and see how looney toons things are in the world.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 12:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
=====

SHOWER BEFORE ENTERING
BATHING CAPS MUST BE WORN
NO DIVING

Posted by: And most importantly NO RUNNING at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (JvZF+)

165 Hello friends. Taught 2 classes, did my own workout, then went on a walk at the nature preserve with Saijo and my kid. I think we all got a little over heated, the last 1/2 mile was brutal. Can jump in the pool in about 30 minutes per the pool service instructions. Until then, I will talk to y’all and see how looney toons things are in the world.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 12:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

Monday after work I made the mistake of trying to run in the Florida heat. I had been doing this but previous days were either cloudy or rainy or breezy which somewhat mitigates the heat. But Monday…. None of those things plus bright sun, no clouds. It was absolutely brutal; I’d planned to go 10K but turned around at 2 miles and felt like I was gonna die the last half mile…. I felt crappy the rest of the night. Heat is dangerous….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (zEBE+)

166 Afternoon Ace.
The Flanagan v Tafoya Senate race could be interesting to watch. While Minnesota is crazy , a lot of them realize that Flanagan is nut bag. Tafoya at least has a shot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 12:28 PM (WOnE5)
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Election Time on You Tube which does a lot of compiling of polling data and had the presidential prediction down pat about a month and a half before the election - only has Flanagan up about 3 points, and felt her support was soft. He still has her winning - it is Minnesota - but isn't sure Tafoya couldn't catch her.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 12:51 PM (7/DDO)

167 Holding two contradictory claims at the same time is FNAB of being a leftard.

Fine-Needle Aspiration Biopsy?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

168
The DNC better be sweating right now.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (rbvCR)

They are, but only because they can't afford to run the air conditioning in their mortgaged headquarters building.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:51 PM (AdHga)

169 The quick concession by Hong is kind of a tell. She knew it was going to be rigged and was compensated in exchange for not raising a fuss. How else to explain conceding when down by 3,000 votes when polling had you as a shoo-in, in addition to all the vote counting irregularities?

Posted by: Paladin at August 12, 2026 12:51 PM (qmK/s)

170 Why do all these "female" DSA loons look like Jennifer Welch? Ugly goblins.

Hong, of course, excepted. She looks like a fish.

Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 12, 2026 12:52 PM (Cjger)

171 The whole election process in blue states is a fucking circus.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

"blue" states

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:52 PM (asFP3)

172 Hey. Congrats on that abortion till birth law being signed. I'm sure you're totally excited, bruh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:48 PM


*types*

*deletes*

*attempts to summon SMOD*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 12:52 PM (bFu5X)

173 @147 Huck, cracks me up that the Indian activist dad was a drunken guy who abandoned the family but she identifies with him.
Mom who kept her alive in Section 8, not so much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 12:52 PM (WOnE5)

174 Depends how much they cleaned up Philly. It drives the state.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 12:50 PM (wOO3z)
====================
"cleaned up Philly" is a figure of speech, describing something impossible to accomplish

Posted by: zombie Frank Rizzo at August 12, 2026 12:53 PM (C0BiQ)

175 Was it 2010 when all the one-ups-man-ship was going in WI? All the suburbs surrounding Milwaukee were waiting on vote tallies from the city and only then releasing their vote tallies? I seem to remember something along those lines.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 12, 2026 12:53 PM (Iwv3U)

176 If Somalis built America, why doesn't Minnesota look like Manhattan?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
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*wields truncheon*
Look again kaffir.

Posted by: Sharia Compliance Officer at August 12, 2026 12:53 PM (JvZF+)

177 Two possibilities:

Polling is completely busted
This is proof of fraud

Now the Trump DOJ should exhaustively look at that second point
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
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The Wisconsin Dem primary results and any investigations into the matter should be showcased all the way to Election Day.

Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2026 12:53 PM (rj6Yv)

178 This is who just won the nomination for the US Senate in Minnesota pic.twitter.com/gOhu5vEHDy

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 12, 2026
_________

Wow. Two things stand out to me:

1. Flanagan can barely speak a coherent sentence. There's more "uhhs" and "ahhs" in that transcript than real words.

2. The Somalis in the video have noticeable utter contempt for her. Flanagan is sucking their dicks with fawning praise, and they're just standing there stonefaced like "will this stupid white bitch just shut the fuck up." Even when Flanagan calls "Nimka" out by name, Nimka barely acknowledges it.

It's embarrassing to prostrate yourself before 13th century savages who hate your guts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

179 I assume the pollsters that predicted Hong's victory are keeping their heads down and their mouths shut.

To be fair, what we really predicted was a 97% chance that fraud would be necessary to defeat Hong.

Posted by: Pollsters at August 12, 2026 12:54 PM (hLZfT)

180 Speaking of dem vote counting shenanigans… remember when Pete Buttgig “won” the 2020 Iowa caucuses but really no one won because the Dems were so stupid they forgot how to count? Good times….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 12:54 PM (zEBE+)

181 If this is cheating, then it is VERY problematic! They got it down to a science where they just barely win the vote, making it that more plausible.

Moreover, they were able to hit a number that obligates the candidate, not the state, to pay for a recount.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 12, 2026 12:54 PM (GMWTj)

182 Why CNN missed their big chance to put Graham Platner on as an election night analyst is beyond me. Big miss!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 12:55 PM (m48BN)

183 The DSA will be happy to claim fraud today but no fraud in the next election that fraud benefits them. Could be a soon as tomorrow. It's what the clapping seals do.

Republicans: The is fraud in every election, sometimes it's not enough to change the outcome

Democrats: Fraud is the driver of certain designated elections and in others there is not a scintilla of cheating or wrongdoing because it's impossible.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:55 PM (asFP3)

184 I felt crappy the rest of the night. Heat is dangerous….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

It’s very sticky hot here on the gulf coast of Alabama, already 90. We don’t have our normal breeze off the bay right now, either. Poor Saijo is lying flat on his side directly under the fan. He ate lots of ice cubes.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 12:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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But Can It Pay?

The AI bubble is a thing to behold, and its scale beggars belief. The question underlying the insane AI build-out is not whether AI is useful - it is, at least for some things - or whether AI is overhyped - it is - but whether AI can pay. Can these investments bring in enough money to payy off the bonds, in time for it to matter? The amounts of money being funneled into AI capacity is truly staggering, and all of it ultimately rests on the answer to the question of "can it pay" being a resounding yes. As the scale increases and the dollars fly, the risks grow in tandem and the odds of a bigger problem increase. While all of AI is bubbly, the behavior of the AI mega-players called hyperscalers is the easiest to examine.

The hyperscalers are the ones building the gigantic datacenters and spending trillions on huge AI capacity and training new models - and promising to spend trillions more. The idea is that they will sell this capacity on through services at a price high enough and at sufficient volume in time to make it pay enough to cover the bonds - and position the company properly before the next major refresh when they have to upgrade. This depends on demand, prices and nobody coming up with a way to do it cheaper. There are very real risks and the Big Five hyperscalers - Alphabet (Google), Amazon, Microsoft, Meta and Oracle - are spending so much on this that it threatens not just the overall enterprise, but the wider economy. The amounts involved are so huge that they're playing accounting games to enable it to continue.

There are a number of examples. The new datacenters being built are interesting in their own right, as it is often difficult to determine who is paying for them. Many of these new datacenters don't have the company's name on the door. Or the paperwork. Or the balance sheet. These data centers are being built through "special-purpose vehicles," or SPVs. Datacenter SPVs are standalone psuedo-corporations created to finance, build and sometimes operate a datacenter on behalf of its actual owner. For example, take a deal called Beignet, the SPV building a new Meta datacenter in Louisiana. Meta owns 20% of the SPV, and put up $1.3 billion. Private equity outfit Blue Owl put up $3 billion and owns 80% of the SPV. Combined, they put up around 14% of the total $30 billion cost of the build-out, with the rest financed by bonds issued by the SPV and purchased in bulk by investment funds like PIMCO. Meta will lease most of the Beignet datacenter from Blue Owl, who will take the lease payments to pay the coupons to bondholders and dividends to itself and its minority partner who is also the primary tenant.

Why the complicated structure? Accounting tricks. Continuing with Beignet as an example, take a worst-case scenario where the SPV fails. If that happens, the majority owner - Blue Owl - will sell off everything it can to pay back bondholders. This will inevitably result in a gap. If Beignet were a normal enterprise, that results in a "haircut" - the bondholders lose the difference. If it were a normal enterprise, it would also have to pay ruinous interest rates to finance a high-risk and high-complexity scheme. But it isn't a normal enterprise, and it gets to issue investment-grade bonds. Why? Because Meta is backstopping it. If Beignet fails and is liquidated and the bondholders are not made whole, Meta puts up the difference. The complicated structure lets the SPV borrow at blue-chip rates and - most importantly - allows the blue chip with the risk exposure to hold that exposure off its balance sheet to maintain that rating while burning through capital at alarming rates. Meta is ultimately on the hook for the bond issue, but Meta also gets to exclude the massive liability from its balance sheet.

If that seems extremely suspicious, it's because it is. It's a vast game of hide-the-risk - but hiding the risk doesn't make it go away, and no amount of wishful thinking or accounting tricks can change that. And it's a very, very big problem. Last year, the hyperscalers issued $121 billion in new debt. That sounds like a lot, but this year, the total issuance is on pace to quadruple that as Morgan-Stanley (via Forbes) estimates $570 billion issuance. And the Big Five hyperscalers are holding, by some estimates, around $1.5 trillion dollars' worth of debt off their balance sheets. And people are finally noticing. From a piece of Bloomberg coverage:

"The accounting treatment itself is in fashion. But what if one of these companies was a house of cards and was propping itself up with this accounting treatment?" said Tom Selling, technical accounting consultant. "To me, that's the risk."
Indeed, but it ignores the obvious question: why bother with this complex accounting treatment otherwise? The stated argument is along the lines of, "there will be other tenants involved, too, not just us, so it makes sense" but that's a much weaker argument than the obvious one of "to hide risk."
"If we just looked at the financial statements, we would be more or less short sighted: missing liabilities, missing obligations, missing key elements of these structures that really truly represent the economics," Gonzales said.
Investors have to dig through disclosures attached to corporate financial statements to find details on the off-balance sheet structures and how each firm accounts for those arrangements and any related obligations.
The information is there, but finding it requires more work than if Meta, for example, borrowed directly to finance the build out, said Gil Luria, head of technology research for D.A. Davidson & Co.
"Enron's crime wasn't having special purpose vehicles. Enron's crime was hiding them," Luria said.
Yes, SPVs aren't illegal. But at this scale and with corporations this hypothetically rich and credit-worthy backstopping them, they are a red flag.

And that scale is another part of the reason. Nobody can afford this. It is getting into nation-state levels of capital and debt expenditure and even the mighty hyperscalers can't pay for their bets, especially as the market for AI bonds appears to be softening. Between known on-balance-sheet debt and estimated off-balance-sheet debt, the Big Five hyperscalers have racked up almost $2.5 trillion in debt so far. Alphabet (Google) plays the hide-the-risk game comparatively little and most of its debt is on its balance sheet and because of that, its accounting is easier to understand - and it is also is in negative free cash flow for the first time since going public as its capital expenditures exceed its cashflows. How many of its fellow hyperscalers are in the same situation, with the reality hidden off the balance sheet?

The answer to the basic AI question of "can it pay" will have profound consequences not just for the hyperscalers, but for the wider economy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 11:00 AM (xHe0y)

3 MANNIX!!!!!


Not a cop......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

5 As did I.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:02 AM (2YhKe)

6 It's the era of the shyster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 11:02 AM (wOO3z)

7 Top 10!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 12, 2026 11:02 AM (GTqXr)

8 Tulipmania!

Posted by: Your FTD Florist at August 12, 2026 11:03 AM (JM9I6)

9 The crash of the AI market is going to be far worse than the dot com bubble bursting.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 11:04 AM (NR6c1)

10
Here's some more grist for you anti-Boomers' Anti-Boomer Mill:

https://instapundit.com/816127/#disqus_thread


It may be the single stupidest bit of writing that I've ever read.

Hilariously silly. It sounds exactly like Hitler describing the Jooooooos at a rally.

Enjoy!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)

11 >Yes, SPVs aren't illegal. But at this scale and with corporations this hypothetically rich and credit-worthy backstopping them, they are a red flag.

----

*waves*

Posted by: Credit Default Swaps at August 12, 2026 11:04 AM (GTqXr)

12 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 11:04 AM (LTCST)

13 Good morning good people.

(Not AI created or posted)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 11:05 AM (udaaY)

14 It's interesting that X doesn't even make the top 5 list - or is that another example of jiggery-pokery?

Per Reddit:

xAI (or X) is an owner and operator of massive AI superclusters rather than a top commercial construction contractor or builder of data centers for the broader industry.

I'm not sure I understand the distinction.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

15 This is going to make the dot com bust look like a ripple in the pond.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 12, 2026 11:06 AM (0U5gm)

16 I guess naming it "doughnut" might have given the game away.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 11:07 AM (asFP3)

17 The crash of the AI market is going to be far worse than the dot com bubble bursting.

Agreed. I'm trying to develop a strategy for pulling money out of the market and putting it on the sideline for the inevitable bottom feeding opportunities.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

18 Interesting essay, Joe. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)

19 All of my vast knowledge and intelligence is natural and not artificially enhanced.

Posted by: The Big Dummy at August 12, 2026 11:08 AM (JM9I6)

20 All of my vast knowledge and intelligence is natural and not artificially enhanced.

It sounds like it's spectacular.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)

21 Who's paying the rest?
Taxpayers.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 12, 2026 11:09 AM (w7peH)

22 Tell me it's all money laundering without telling me it's all money laundering.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:09 AM (2YhKe)

23 I don't really think this AI craze is about $. In the end it's all about control of DATA and $ as weapons against citizens. Think China, but even more insane and global.

Posted by: Esperman at August 12, 2026 11:10 AM (lXuCG)

24 ign up for our AI service, and you can replace all of those pesky humans youre paying $100k/ year"

"Great! What's the price?"

"$200k per human."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 12, 2026 11:10 AM (w8lCO)

25 All the bigs are trying to be the winner after the shakeout, a la Google and Amazon. I wish I knew who that would be, or if it will be any of them, as opposed to a lean, nimble dark horse.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

26
To a certain extent this reminds me of all the bundling of crappy "redline" loans that killed the economy in the 90s.

The Pitch: "By themselves, these loans are a terrible, horrible, no good risk buuuuuut, bundled all together, they're a glorious money-making opportunity and you'd be stupid not to load up!"

Recycled history ain't great.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:11 AM (iJfKG)

27 >>As did I.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 11:12 AM (NcvvS)

28 So... we will pay.

You'll own nothing and like it.

Seems to me this is a massive resource grab for all the marbles.

Posted by: Derak at August 12, 2026 11:12 AM (JUYGW)

29 >17 The crash of the AI market is going to be far worse than the dot com bubble bursting.

Agreed. I'm trying to develop a strategy for pulling money out of the market and putting it on the sideline for the inevitable bottom feeding opportunities.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

I spent the past 18 months reallocating assets from equities to bonds ahead of my retirement. I'm roughly 45/55 bonds to equities. Most of my work income is replaced by bond dividends so if there is a significant correction, my income is untouched. But I'm still looking for opportunities to bottom feed.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 12, 2026 11:12 AM (GTqXr)

30 Per Reddit:

xAI (or X) is an owner and operator of massive AI superclusters rather than a top commercial construction contractor or builder of data centers for the broader industry.

I'm not sure I understand the distinction.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)


I believe, although I could be wrong, that xAI primarily runs data centers for other people and uses their silliness to pay the bills with Grok using any free computing. For example, they run a profit because Google cannot keep up with construction equal to their delusions so they pay xAI for compute time.

In many ways, xAI is operating like general store owners during the California gold rush.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 11:12 AM (ExV1e)

31 I am surprised that blue owls are into building datacenters. I thought they only made platforms in their trees to drink tea on

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:13 AM (rbvCR)

32 How its worth the expense still bogels me. Same as
spending billions for a train ride.

Of course that train rail is a scam to spend public money into pockets

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 11:13 AM (LTCST)

33 >>Posted by: The Big Dummy at August 12, 2026 11:08 AM (JM9I6)

Hadrian, how did Varus get access?

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 11:13 AM (NcvvS)

34 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at August 12, 2026 11:13 AM (2Ez/1)

35 AI data centers will be linked in order to create the AGI we need to fight the aliens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (3cUTc)

36 14 It's interesting that X doesn't even make the top 5 list - or is that another example of jiggery-pokery?

Per Reddit:

xAI (or X) is an owner and operator of massive AI superclusters rather than a top commercial construction contractor or builder of data centers for the broader industry.

I'm not sure I understand the distinction.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

It's a much smaller business.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (okun6)

37 All the bigs are trying to be the winner after the shakeout, a la Google and Amazon. I wish I knew who that would be, or if it will be any of them, as opposed to a lean, nimble dark horse.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)


Eventually, someone will realize that AGI based on LLMs is a pipe dream and they'll start working to tailor their system to what LLMs can excel at. They will be the winner.

Probably have to get rid of the delusional executive suite first, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (ExV1e)

38 I am surprised that blue owls are into building datacenters. I thought they only made platforms in their trees to drink tea on
Posted by: Kindltot

Blue owl's gone. King Friday had enough of his shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (wOO3z)

39
All that being said...

Short of aa worldwide Butlerian Jihad,

AI is a game we must play.

The panning for information gold and pattern spotting available make them military and economic and security must-haves.

Our Betters rubbed the lamp and now the genie is out and he ain't going back.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (iJfKG)

40 The state of AI right now is annoying and buggy. These embedded algorithms are unpredictable. I don't even subscribe to their services but see them tampering with everything I do behind the scenes. I get delays, reboots, autocucumber, word substitution, letter deletion, word deletion, - it appears to be mostly a juiced up search engine. Keywords are still paramount.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (tvdD1)

41
Seems to me this is a massive resource grab for all the marbles.
Posted by: Derak at August 12, 2026 11:12 AM (JUYGW)



Microsoft has spent decades trying to remove the PC and data storage from your home and centralizing it in their systems.

Google has taken it to exorbitant levels. Ever use a Chromebook? Apple is going the same direction.

"You don't own your data. I DO!" Famous words from Google's founder.....or was it that other guy.....anyway.

All your data are belong to them. Soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (2YhKe)

42 The crash of the AI market is going to be far worse than the dot com bubble bursting.

Agreed. I'm trying to develop a strategy for pulling money out of the market and putting it on the sideline for the inevitable bottom feeding opportunities.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)
==
I've issued some options on Microsoft to lock in profits from its long growth history, and create some cash. The bigger question is what to do about the chip makers?

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 11:16 AM (7/DDO)

43 The speed at which current AI (and computer tech in general) becomes obsolete is going hit this sector sooner rather than later.

I think the jury's out on whether it can adapt fast enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 11:18 AM (2Cry5)

44 Sign up for our AI service, and you can replace all of those pesky humans youre paying $100k/ year"

I read an article a while back about a factory owner who despised having to pay for humans to work in his previous company and was doing everything he could to automate the entire floor.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 11:18 AM (NR6c1)

45 We don't see the problem.

Posted by: zombie South Sea Company at August 12, 2026 11:18 AM (amcLV)

46 The long term problem I see with all of this AI craze is while you may be the first and corner the market there will be people constantly working to do it faster, better and cheaper.


It will be just like when the plasma TV was king for years and all of a sudden the LCD TV's came on the market cheaper better and they lasted longer.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 11:18 AM (cpFbA)

47 Machines, old gods with new mouths, mutter and multiply; the world, amazed and half-afraid, turns its face to them as to a flood that remembers our names.

Posted by: Old Bill Faulkner at August 12, 2026 11:18 AM (2Ez/1)

48 M'haps we have to the rich after all.

Posted by: little people at August 12, 2026 11:19 AM (ehY6c)

49 Data Factories (that's what the cool kids are calling them) should be treated as any other thing or product. We don't talk about "computer" like it's one invariant monolith of a thing. There are all kinds of different computers, doing different things, that different companies build for different customers to do different things. There is just as much variation when you take a whole bunch of computers and shove them into one building. Who's designing and building it? Who's using it? Who's leasing out all that computing power, and to whom? Is it AWS? X? The Economic Council of Greater Timbuktu? Is it used for AI research? Cloud compute? Storing some idiot's fifty billion blurry pictures of the inside of his pocket from now until the inevitable heat death of the universe?

They all look roughly the same from street view, but there are a lot of players doing a lot of things in the Data Factory space that make sweeping unqualified statements about "datacenters" difficult.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:19 AM (Ot/FD)

50 eat

Posted by: little people at August 12, 2026 11:20 AM (ehY6c)

51 eat

Posted by: little people at August 12, 2026 11:20 AM


Eat little people?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 11:20 AM (cpFbA)

52 Since the introduction of the Z80, Watts per FLOP (power required to do Floating Point Operations per second) has been in decline, on average 38% a year. Data centers built today will be obsolete in three years, out competed by new data centers doing much more with much less power.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 12, 2026 11:21 AM (PjLJ5)

53 eat
Posted by: little people at August 12, 2026 11:20 AM (ehY6
--------
excrete.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 11:21 AM (amcLV)

54 In many ways, xAI is operating like general store owners during the California gold rush.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
==========
In part at least, you are correct. Anthropic is a big customer of xAI datacenters (now folded into SpaceX). In a complicated partnership, Microsoft provides Azure computing to Open AI, and so on.

But that is for models running today, not necessarily for the future models where they are building datacenters on spec for the different AI competitors.

There will be a shakeout and the WCC Central story that pixy posted earlier shows that you can take a cheaper model, train it partially on the expensive frontier model output and in essence, gain most of the frontier model's advantage for peanuts.

Like Elon and Grok AI, it may be to the advantage of NOT being Claude or Open AI front runners because the slightly less than absolute bleeding edge frontier models don't consume the cash that Claude or OpenAI are spending that is not sustainable. Now NVIDIA is getting involved as well, basically staking the AI companies if they use NVIDIA hardware.

I don't think we know where this is going to end.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

55 What hath zero interest bound and soft money policies wrought?

for $1000, Alex

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (rbvCR)

56 AI is programmed. Most programming is H1-B visa holders.

It's not only liberal in design, it's stupid because H1-B visa holders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (2YhKe)

57 This is a lot like the dot.com bubble, in that when it burst, we saw what the Internet was really worth, and most importantly, what it could really do for people. AI is vastly overhyped, but I think when the AI bubble bursts, we’ll see the true value and use of AI.

Those expenditures are scary though. The data center thing doesn’t freak me out as it does other people. The nearby shithole town has some areas of blight that can be replaced by data centers if people are willing and they just might give people in town something to do other than eat, sleep and shit (h/t, The Helmsman). Oh, and get high and commit crimes. My worry is that when the bubble bursts, you’ll have some worthless property sitting idle forever until someone comes in to repurpose. In the case of my nearby town…nobody will come.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (4g5V+)

58 Can these investments bring in enough money to pay off the bonds

Pay off?!

Posted by: Government-Shielded Entities at August 12, 2026 11:23 AM (ScG/9)

59 It's not that there's no risk from pouring all that money into data centers... there is, and it's significant.

The thing is, the risk from NOT moving your company into AI is even higher.

It's a choice between "may be out of business" and "definitely will be out of business".

First prize is wealth beyond your wildest dreams (even if you are Elon Musk). Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is that your company dies.

If the "OMG data!!! centers!!! bad!!!" contingent manages to derail the buildout the first prize winner is going to be Chy-na.

I'm pretty sure the ChiComs are behind this, just as they (and before them, the Sovs) were behind the propaganda against nuclear power.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:23 AM (IG3/x)

60 Data centers built today will be obsolete in three years, out competed by new data centers doing much more with much less power.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 12, 2026 11:21 AM (PjLJ5)

Honestly, data centers being built today are mostly already three years obsolete before they even cut the ribbon. The factory designs are changing faster than construction can keep up. It's the wild west out there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:23 AM (Ot/FD)

61
Eat little people?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 11:20 AM (cpFbA)




I'm listening......

Posted by: Godzilla at August 12, 2026 11:23 AM (2YhKe)

62 Bah! Silicon phantoms multiply, engines think, and fortunes clatter forth like coins on a miser’s desk - yet every fevered venture hisses, “More, more, more!”

Posted by: The ghost of Ebenezer Scrooge at August 12, 2026 11:24 AM (2Ez/1)

63 I don't think we know where this is going to end.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

Nope. All speculation. But it is interesting to think about.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:24 AM (4g5V+)

64 Some say soon some smart engineer is going to figure out a smart way to train AI systems requiring about one-hundredth of the computing power now used, and these brute-force monster data centers are going to be irrelevant.

Posted by: Ralph at August 12, 2026 11:24 AM (8WZD4)

65
Like Elon and Grok AI, it may be to the advantage of NOT being Claude or Open AI front runners because the slightly less than absolute bleeding edge frontier models don't consume the cash that Claude or OpenAI are spending that is not sustainable. Now NVIDIA is getting involved as well, basically staking the AI companies if they use NVIDIA hardware.

I don't think we know where this is going to end.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

To pay off successfully, the frontrunners need to be able to charge premium prices for what underneath the hood looks mostly like a commodity product. If we see signs of customers being locked into one AI model or another that's possible, but at present people are just routing tasks to whatever is cheapest to complete a task.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:24 AM (okun6)

66 Just trapezing from one disaster to the next.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 11:24 AM (wOO3z)

67 Eat little people?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 11:20 AM (cpFbA)

I'm listening......
Posted by: Godzilla at August 12, 2026 11:23 AM (2YhKe)

Remember Rampage? That was a great game.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:25 AM (Ot/FD)

68 There will be a shakeout and the WCC Central story that pixy posted earlier shows that you can take a cheaper model, train it partially on the expensive frontier model output and in essence, gain most of the frontier model's advantage for peanuts.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: China at August 12, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

69 64 Some DAY soon some smart engineer is going to figure out a smart way to train AI systems requiring about one-hundredth of the computing power now used, and these brute-force monster data centers are going to be irrelevant.

Fixed typo.

Posted by: Ralph at August 12, 2026 11:25 AM (8WZD4)

70 Death of key personnel can sink a market faster than anything else. The Confetti Industry has never really rebounded since my untimely death in 2017.

Posted by: Rip Taylor's Ghost at August 12, 2026 11:25 AM (JM9I6)

71 >My worry is that when the bubble bursts, you’ll have some worthless property sitting idle forever until someone comes in to repurpose. In the case of my nearby town…nobody will come.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (4g5V+)

Same can be said for automated warehouses. In south Jersey along I-295 and the NJ Turnpike, farmland has been tilled under and massive warehouses constructed. Some are occupied by Amazon and Target, but most seem like they are spec buildings waiting for a buyer.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 12, 2026 11:25 AM (GTqXr)

72 52 Since the introduction of the Z80, Watts per FLOP (power required to do Floating Point Operations per second) has been in decline, on average 38% a year. Data centers built today will be obsolete in three years, out competed by new data centers doing much more with much less power.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits

I would not count on those future datacenters being built. Washout will occur before then due to financial strain. Look for consolidation instead among the AI crowd.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)

73 "My worry is that when the bubble bursts, you’ll have some worthless property sitting idle forever until someone comes in to repurpose. In the case of my nearby town…nobody will come.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM"
+++
*ahem*

Posted by: Empty casinos at August 12, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)

74 Some are occupied by Amazon and Target, but most seem like they are spec buildings waiting for a buyer.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 12, 2026 11:25 AM (GTqXr)

Nicely poised for a grand return of American Manufacturing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:26 AM (Ot/FD)

75 I notice that xAI is the only major player that has told the Eurosavages to go fuck themselves when it comes to adding built-in spying to their AI products. At least they have so far.

If we survive, one day Elon Musk is going to be hailed as the person who saved Western Civilization, first by buying Twitter, and now by pushing back against the "alignment" tards.

Grok certainly has areas where it tries to steer the narrative, but far less so than any of the others. I'm willing, for now, to accept that Grok is that way as a function of the training material, rather than a deliberate bias. Not so with the others, especially Claude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:27 AM (IG3/x)

76 My worry is that when the bubble bursts, you’ll have some worthless property sitting idle forever until someone comes in to repurpose. In the case of my nearby town…nobody will come.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (4g5V+)

It could take a very long time. We're still hooking up fiber built during the tech bubble.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:27 AM (okun6)

77 When the AI bubble bursts, I hope to be in Thailand, frolicking on the beach with my gunsel while the world burns.

Posted by: James Talarico, homosexual at August 12, 2026 11:27 AM (e2lsi)

78 I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Suburban shopping malls at August 12, 2026 11:27 AM (2Ez/1)

79 Claude Balls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 11:28 AM (wOO3z)

80 [
Remember Rampage? That was a great game.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:25 AM (Ot/FD)



Pure destruction. Doesn't get much better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:28 AM (2YhKe)

81 >I'm pretty sure the ChiComs are behind this, just as they (and before them, the Sovs) were behind the propaganda against nuclear power.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:23 AM (IG3/x)

They've successfully recruited the AWFL army. Funny thing is, there have been, and continue to be massive data centers in the middle of residential communities for well over 30 years in my neck of the woods. Not a peep from anyone. Funny, that.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (GTqXr)

82 >It could take a very long time. We're still hooking up fiber built during the tech bubble.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:27 AM

Yoo - hoo!

Posted by: Starlink at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (2Ez/1)

83 Kate at smalldeadanimals pisted a link to this yesterday.

BREAKING: A consortium of Private Equity firms are putting together a deal to lend Nvidia $500B Apollo, Blackstone, Blackrock, Brookfield, Goldman and KKR are involved, in what is arguably is the largest financing deal ever on Wall Street


Hey ChatGPT! I need you to come up with 10 viable business plans for me to pay back half a trillion dollars. American dollars....sadly.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (Sco7b)

84 I guess naming it "doughnut" might have given the game away.

Hole in the middle? On the other hand, the notable characteristic of a beignet is that it is light, fluffy, and sugary not that it is nutritious.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (vTZFs)

85 > Like Elon and Grok AI, it may be to the advantage of NOT being Claude or Open AI front runners because the slightly less than absolute bleeding edge frontier models don't consume the cash that Claude or OpenAI are spending that is not sustainable.

The latest models from Grok are just about as good as Claude, IMO.

More so if you prefer your AI dinner without a side of communism.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (IG3/x)

86 71 >My worry is that when the bubble bursts, you’ll have some worthless property sitting idle forever until someone comes in to repurpose. In the case of my nearby town…nobody will come.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:22 AM (4g5V+)

Same can be said for automated warehouses. In south Jersey along I-295 and the NJ Turnpike, farmland has been tilled under and massive warehouses constructed. Some are occupied by Amazon and Target, but most seem like they are spec buildings waiting for a buyer.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
======
It is easier to recover from overspending on infrastructure than it is a financial meltdown like 2008. We had a tech meltdown after Web 1.0 crashed and failed, we had a meltdown regarding fiber optic mania, and yet each of those failures left a bunch of infrastructure available cheap for the future and better companies to utilize for growth.

Neither shook the US finances like giving a bunch of home loans to people that would not repay them.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)

87 Should I sell my tulip bulbs and beanie babies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (Cqx++)

88 Bubbles won't burst, if you have a dependable Bubble Machine.

Posted by: Lawrence Welk Groupie at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (JM9I6)

89 its as if they think AI will cure cancer, eliminate disease and death and bring about whirled peas.

Have they read no science fiction?

Are they all just Utopian hippies with finance degrees?

What could go wrong???

Posted by: stay tuned at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (anL5R)

90 Same can be said for automated warehouses. In south Jersey along I-295 and the NJ Turnpike, farmland has been tilled under and massive warehouses constructed. Some are occupied by Amazon and Target, but most seem like they are spec buildings waiting for a buyer.

Here in NoVa, hospital complexes are often what comes in to replace now-unused malls.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)

91
This sounds like Enron or FTX debt-structuring schemes.

Arthur Andersen went under with Enron because other firms independently exposed their complicity.

FTX shared the same advantage as Big AI has now: no reliable auditing.

All these modern firms benefit from the new system, since the MBS/CDO collapse a decade later, which is that debt is now valued arbitrarily.

But they still keep going under anyway, because Renfield Accounting can only cover for so much, and then you get a stake through your heart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 11:30 AM (BI5O2)

92 > They've successfully recruited the AWFL army. Funny thing is, there have been, and continue to be massive data centers in the middle of residential communities for well over 30 years in my neck of the woods. Not a peep from anyone. Funny, that.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (GTqXr)

There's nothing more amusing, in a black humor way, than seeing some tard ranting about "data centers" on Facebook or X.

Just where do you think your rant is being stored, Skippy?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:30 AM (IG3/x)

93 It will be just like when the plasma TV was king for years and all of a sudden the LCD TV's came on the market cheaper better and they lasted longer.

Both trash. Can they hold your house down during a hurricane?

Posted by: Sony Trinitron at August 12, 2026 11:30 AM (0ZmKh)

94 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 11:30 AM (bFu5X)

95 > 89 its as if they think AI will cure cancer, eliminate disease and death and bring about whirled peas.


World peace isn't gonna happen.

Curing cancer is definitely on the table, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:31 AM (IG3/x)

96 " its as if they think AI will cure cancer, eliminate disease and death and bring about whirled peas."
=====

Have you seen my car?

Posted by: George Jetson at August 12, 2026 11:31 AM (2Ez/1)

97 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 11:30 AM (bFu5X)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:31 AM (2YhKe)

98 39
All that being said...

Short of aa worldwide Butlerian Jihad,

AI is a game we must play.

The panning for information gold and pattern spotting available make them military and economic and security must-haves.

Our Betters rubbed the lamp and now the genie is out and he ain't going back.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (iJfKG)

When I go back into the classroom to the greatest extent possible I want my classroom more or less functionally stuck in 1985. The better for the younguns to learn.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:32 AM (4g5V+)

99
I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Suburban shopping malls at August 12, 2026 11:27 AM (2Ez/1)


Not to worry.

In Plano, you are turned into a playing arena for the Dallas Stars.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:32 AM (iJfKG)

100 its as if they think AI will cure cancer, eliminate disease and death and bring about whirled peas.

I don't know about the peas, but AI has already been very useful in genomics and designing new drugs. If we left it at that, it would still be worth it. You know, until the robots rise up and spray us all with designer plagues.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

101
In Plano, you are turned into a playing arena for the Dallas Stars.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:32 AM (iJfKG)



Good for them. First, screw Dallas. Second, screw the Mavericks. They absolutely f*cked the Stars franchise when the new owners took over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:33 AM (2YhKe)

102 AI data centers will be linked in order to create the AGI we need to fight the aliens.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 11:15 AM (3cUTc)



"When AGI arrived, it came with a pair of fake tits"
@charliebcurran

https://tinyurl.com/2uyka4w7

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:33 AM (rbvCR)

103 narf

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:34 AM (rbvCR)

104 The latest models from Grok are just about as good as Claude, IMO.

More so if you prefer your AI dinner without a side of communism.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Have no dog in the fight but I think Claude was smart in aiming at coding as a specialty niche to differentiate itself from Open AI or Grok even. But, the easy of 'stealing' frontier model's edge apparently, especially by the Chicoms, means that the vast world market envisioned by Open AI and Claude is not going to be theirs. It will go to the cheapest alternative even if the Chicoms own the cheating company. Neither company has the cash flow longterm to keep burning it so as to beat the other to the vaunted IPO.

Google with Gemini, and SpaceX have other income streams that neither Claude or Open AI have. Personally, in the wreckage, I would buy Apple stock above any of them because they stayed out of the AI shitshow and they have the cash to buy the shell of any AI company that crashes out.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:34 AM (E4rtv)

105 Lo, minds of iron wake; algorithms bloom like spring, and mortal trades do quake beneath this star-born, wondrous, restless surge.

Posted by: Shades of Shakespeare at August 12, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)

106 And just when all these companies think they've got AI squared away, quantum computing will start coming online.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 11:34 AM (g8Ew8)

107 99
I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Suburban shopping malls at August 12, 2026 11:27 AM (2Ez/1)

Not to worry.

In Plano, you are turned into a playing arena for the Dallas Stars.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:32 AM (iJfKG)

Circa 1975, an abandoned Dallas area shopping mall was where they shot the movie “Logan’s Run”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:35 AM (4g5V+)

108 Another angle to the whole story is the sheer number of jobs it's creating/sustaining. Building a data factory isn't quite like any other construction project. It's obviously trades-intensive while the shell is being built out. It's also much more manic of of timetable than your typical large build, which means lots of tasty overtime. And then after all that, all the blood and guts of the place require a whole new crew of technicians and tradesmen to get everything up and going properly, again on a manic timetable, requiring a staggering amount of people going in and out of the place for upwards of a year or more.

Externalities aside, all that can do amazing things to a place's local economy, long before they even turn the lineups on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:35 AM (Ot/FD)

109 > Have no dog in the fight but I think Claude was smart in aiming at coding as a specialty niche to differentiate itself from Open AI or Grok even.

Have you tried Grok Code?

It's now better than Claude, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:35 AM (IG3/x)

110 Oh good. A young woman just won a car on 'The Price is Right.' Good for her.

Some guy also won an Af4ican Safari. $27,000. Damn. That must be the not get raped and killed package.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 11:36 AM (Sco7b)

111 This circular financing is crazy. Creating debt instruments on equipment that depreciates quickly is a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2026 11:36 AM (G0vdT)

112
"When AGI arrived, it came with a pair of fake tits"
@charliebcurran

https://tinyurl.com/2uyka4w7
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:33 AM (rbvCR)



HI HO!!!! KERMIT the FROG here.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:36 AM (2YhKe)

113 They will fund it with traffic tickets from all the cameras

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 11:37 AM (ywXg9)

114 89 its as if they think AI will cure cancer, eliminate disease and death and bring about whirled peas.




Crime will be eliminated with my cameras.

Posted by: Flock CEO at August 12, 2026 11:37 AM (4g5V+)

115 108 Another angle to the whole story is the sheer number of jobs it's creating/sustaining. Building a data factory isn't quite like any other construction project. It's obviously trades-intensive while the shell is being built out. It's also much more manic of of timetable than your typical large build, which means lots of tasty overtime. And then after all that, all the blood and guts of the place require a whole new crew of technicians and tradesmen to get everything up and going properly, again on a manic timetable, requiring a staggering amount of people going in and out of the place for upwards of a year or more.

Externalities aside, all that can do amazing things to a place's local economy, long before they even turn the lineups on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:35 AM (Ot/FD)

It is ultimately temporary though. We're not building permanent cities in the Permian basin where datacenters are going up. Municipalities that treat it as a new normal will screw up their budgets.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:37 AM (okun6)

116 Google with Gemini, and SpaceX have other income streams that neither Claude or Open AI have. Personally, in the wreckage, I would buy Apple stock above any of them because they stayed out of the AI shitshow and they have the cash to buy the shell of any AI company that crashes out.

Interesting, and agreed.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

117 106 And just when all these companies think they've got AI squared away, quantum computing will start coming online.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 11:34 AM (g8Ew

I'm hoping for a future where quantum computing doesn't replace traditional ones and zeros, but seamlessly integrates with it, coupling the freedom and speed of qbits with the merciless determinism of the logic gate. A best of both worlds kind of approach.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:38 AM (Ot/FD)

118 113 They will fund it with traffic tickets from all the cameras
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 11:37 AM (ywXg9)

Yeah, about that.

Posted by: Texas Transportation Code at August 12, 2026 11:38 AM (4g5V+)

119
Circa 1975, an abandoned Dallas area shopping mall was where they shot the movie “Logan’s Run”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:35 AM (4g5V+)



Why use an abandoned mall?

Posted by: The Blues Brothers at August 12, 2026 11:38 AM (2YhKe)

120 It will be just like when the plasma TV was king for years and all of a sudden the LCD TV's came on the market cheaper better and they lasted longer.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 11:18 AM (cpFbA)

Plasmas were pushed out the market by guess what, an LCD lobby who got California to pass "environmental' laws that effectively made it illegal to sell them. Amazing what the Left gets away with an even we who are in touch have no idea. Imagine what the low fo's know. NOTHING

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 11:39 AM (asFP3)

121 Circa 1975, an abandoned Dallas area shopping mall was where they shot the movie “Logan’s Run”.

It still takes me aback when I realize that 1975 was 51 years ago. I remember 1975 very well.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

122 "The accounting treatment itself is in fashion. But what if one of these companies was a house of cards and was propping itself up with this accounting treatment?" said Tom Selling, technical accounting consultant. "To me, that's the risk."

I just had a PTSD moment from my days at Enron although I left before the great implosion. Just seeing SPV gives me the vapors.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 11:40 AM (SjAWL)

123 And the Big Five hyperscalers are holding, by some estimates, around $1.5 trillion dollars' worth of debt"

Is that a lot?

/ nearly $40 Trillion Dollar debt

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 11:40 AM (cGjQu)

124 Should I sell my tulip bulbs and beanie babies?

Buy the dip!

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 11:40 AM (vTZFs)

125
Should I sell my tulip bulbs and beanie babies?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (Cqx++)



Yes. Reinvest the proceeds into baseball cards and other pro sports memorabilia.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 11:40 AM (iqcvy)

126 122 "The accounting treatment itself is in fashion. But what if one of these companies was a house of cards and was propping itself up with this accounting treatment?" said Tom Selling, technical accounting consultant. "To me, that's the risk."

I just had a PTSD moment from my days at Enron although I left before the great implosion. Just seeing SPV gives me the vapors.


The time to buy is NOW!!!

Posted by: Jim Cramer at August 12, 2026 11:41 AM (Riz8t)

127 It is ultimately temporary though. We're not building permanent cities in the Permian basin where datacenters are going up. Municipalities that treat it as a new normal will screw up their budgets.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:37 AM (okun6)

It has to be a shock to a town council rolling in the revenue when the ribbon is finally cut and that horde of thousands of people buying stuff and paying for tolls and parking and whatnot on their corporate cards suddenly drops to a few dozen employees who keep the lights on and sit in a chair silencing alarms without looking at what they were for (and then get fired for doing that).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:41 AM (Ot/FD)

128 There's nothing more amusing, in a black humor way, than seeing some tard ranting about "data centers" on Facebook or X.

Just where do you think your rant is being stored, Skippy?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:30 AM (IG3/x)



They're the same ones who thought putting a post about "you can't use my pictures that I posted on the public forum because I put these words in my feed" dumbshittery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:41 AM (2YhKe)

129 ...would work.

Damn brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:41 AM (2YhKe)

130 And the Big Five hyperscalers are holding, by some estimates, around $1.5 trillion dollars' worth of debt"

Is that a lot?


Assuming 5% interest, that's $75B a year in JUST interest. So no.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

131 To pay off successfully, the frontrunners need to be able to charge premium prices for what underneath the hood looks mostly like a commodity product. If we see signs of customers being locked into one AI model or another that's possible, but at present people are just routing tasks to whatever is cheapest to complete a task.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
=====
Good point. But I think the tech execs involved are believing in the network effect where you have just one dominant company and the rest are rounding errors rather than an oligopoly. Probably driven in part by the example of social media. That model may not apply here at all for AI because good enough might beat the most expensive. Could be the auto mfg should be the AI company model.

I also think some of them think that by hyperscaling, we get to AGI that way rather than simply rebranded machine learning. AGI is indeed a Vernor Vinge singularity event.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)

132 The local Boy Scout council, after going nearly bankrupt because they let the gays have their way with them, had to sell the scout camp they had owned for about 100 years. Now the developer who bought it wants to put up a data center there and the neighbors are pissed. I would be too. The old scout camp was a beautiful place, with lakes and trails and all the stuff a proper scout camp should have.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 11:43 AM (ywXg9)

133 Time to crash

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 11:43 AM (4g5V+)

134 130 And the Big Five hyperscalers are holding, by some estimates, around $1.5 trillion dollars' worth of debt"

Is that a lot?

Assuming 5% interest, that's $75B a year in JUST interest. So no.
Posted by: Archimedes
=======
For size, the American Student Loan debt is about the same size 1.5 trillion or so. Yet no one frets much about the coming financial collapse of higher ed in part due to issues like AI, inferior product being sold as premium, etc.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)

135 It will be just like when the plasma TV was king for years and all of a sudden the LCD TV's came on the market cheaper better and they lasted longer.

LCDs still have a worse picture than plasma. You have to go OLED and pay "real TV" money to match plasma.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 11:45 AM (2ocoG)

136 Remember:


Garbage in, garbage out is still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:45 AM (2YhKe)

137 This data centers' excess capacity should lower the cost for cloud storage and personal domains.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 12, 2026 11:45 AM (sIhl1)

138 There's nothing more amusing, in a black humor way, than seeing some tard ranting about "data centers" on Facebook or X.

Just where do you think your rant is being stored, Skippy?


And who do you think is giving you "likes", real people?

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 11:46 AM (5FKHw)

139 The local Boy Scout council, after going nearly bankrupt because they let the gays have their way with them, had to sell the scout camp they had owned for about 100 years. Now the developer who bought it wants to put up a data center there and the neighbors are pissed. I would be too. The old scout camp was a beautiful place, with lakes and trails and all the stuff a proper scout camp should have.
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 11:43 AM (ywXg9)

Once again, everything the left touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 11:46 AM (g8Ew8)

140 132 The local Boy Scout council, after going nearly bankrupt because they let the gays have their way with them, had to sell the scout camp they had owned for about 100 years. Now the developer who bought it wants to put up a data center there and the neighbors are pissed. I would be too. The old scout camp was a beautiful place, with lakes and trails and all the stuff a proper scout camp should have.
Posted by: fd
======
Some of the people putting datacenters in places like that are not doing it for economic reasons is my guess. Like Muzzies putting mosques as markers for conquest.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)

141
LCDs still have a worse picture than plasma. You have to go OLED and pay "real TV" money to match plasma.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 11:45 AM (2ocoG)



The worst thing about plasma TV's is you need to run your A/C during the winter when watching one.

Them f*cking things run HOT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:46 AM (2YhKe)

142 A couple of AI generated viruses, not real ones, but models of them have been examined and determined to be nothing ever seen in nature, yet plausible.

Someone's going to take this, and go all Fauci on it, then turn it loose.

It's not going to be robots that kill us. It'll be some smart ass in a fucking lab coat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 11:46 AM (2Cry5)

143 Ok, who are The Big Five Hyperscalers?

Posted by: And what's their best album? at August 12, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Leftist in Austin hate data centers because of the "environmental impact" and effects on quality of life. But mainly it's about water usage and then energy usage. It's a huge issue here. Plus Elon Musk is big, big double bad. In fact he's the devil incarnate!!!😈 ///

Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 11:47 AM (EneHm)

145 Whether it's Enron risk-hedging with SPEs, or these AI players doing it with SPVs, or FTX ventilating its holdings through Alameda, it's all the same type of scheme.

They've been pulling these scams off for years.

Remember when you were 7, and your female friends would solemnly declare that they didn't fart or sweat?

Would you believe it from them 30 years later?

That's what this is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 11:47 AM (BI5O2)

146 To pay off successfully, the frontrunners need to be able to charge premium prices for what underneath the hood looks mostly like a commodity product. If we see signs of customers being locked into one AI model or another that's possible, but at present people are just routing tasks to whatever is cheapest to complete a task.

I route tasks to whichever model is the best at something. GPT-5.6 writes the cleanest code, Claude is the best at actually running and debugging, and Grok 4.5 can do both but not quite as well. But it's sufficiently cheaper enough that lower-grade tasks get pushed its way. Elon said 4.6 will be out this week, should be interesting.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 11:47 AM (2ocoG)

147 horde of thousands of people buying stuff and paying for tolls and parking and whatnot on their corporate cards suddenly drops"

"Hey, XOM is moving here! Raise all the prices!

/Spring, TX - 2015

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 11:48 AM (cGjQu)

148 And in the process, they are killing the home pc market, the used PC market and the gaming community. Yhis is actually more like the telco bubble in that they are building physical things.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 12, 2026 11:48 AM (bkuEU)

149 127 It is ultimately temporary though. We're not building permanent cities in the Permian basin where datacenters are going up. Municipalities that treat it as a new normal will screw up their budgets.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:37 AM (okun6)

It has to be a shock to a town council rolling in the revenue when the ribbon is finally cut and that horde of thousands of people buying stuff and paying for tolls and parking and whatnot on their corporate cards suddenly drops to a few dozen employees who keep the lights on and sit in a chair silencing alarms without looking at what they were for (and then get fired for doing that).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:41 AM (Ot/FD)

I expect this to be the worst in rural areas, where the impact will be proportionally higher. Community centers and bigger staff they won't be able to afford long run.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:48 AM (okun6)

150 Real nailbiter today

DOJ has until 12:59 AM eastern to get a filing in *and approved* to continue the stay on an injunction, or else suppressors, SBRs, and SBSs are effectively no longer governed by the NFA.

The injunction went in a week ago with a 1 week stay to let DOJ appeal it. It isn't blanket nationwide, but applies to all current and future members of several 2A groups and customers of Silencershop, PSA, and a few others.

This is a really big deal. Lot of dudes waiting for the deadline with parts and tools, much like when the federal AWB expired in 2004.

Posted by: heya at August 12, 2026 11:48 AM (23NNO)

151 144 Leftist in Austin hate data centers because of the "environmental impact" and effects on quality of life. But mainly it's about water usage and then energy usage. It's a huge issue here. Plus Elon Musk is big, big double bad. In fact he's the devil incarnate!!!😈 ///
Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 11:47 AM (EneHm)

Disguise it as one kick ass huge mosque.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 11:49 AM (Sco7b)

152 138 There's nothing more amusing, in a black humor way, than seeing some tard ranting about "data centers" on Facebook or X.

Just where do you think your rant is being stored, Skippy?

And who do you think is giving you "likes", real people?
Posted by: t-bird
======
Increasingly the whole internet datastream is being dehumanized as it ain't humans driving the demand directly anymore but computers talking to other computers using agents aka bots.

Humans are merely becoming just a set of inputs into increasingly sophisticated algorithms that do everything from demand curve based pricing on the fly to self driving cars.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

153 Some of the people putting datacenters in places like that are not doing it for economic reasons is my guess. Like Muzzies putting mosques as markers for conquest.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)


Once upon a time you could buy a company car and a plot of land for the future development site of the business, and then when the plans fell through, someone got the property and the car in the settlement, and often that was the guy who arranged to buy them, negotiated the failure, and got it in kind as a settlement for all his valiant work.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:49 AM (rbvCR)

154 106 And just when all these companies think they've got AI squared away, quantum computing will start coming online.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

They'll square both of it away when they realize the obviousness of the course
-- AI, like Soylent Green will be made out of People.

Body parts and bio-organioids, at present, moving up the foodchain chain to your pocket-book.

this is the cTHIEL future more frightening and deadly than ctHILLARY. JD and mELON-head have to throw down against the cTHIELian cohorts: cthKARP, cthLUCKEY, cthANDURIL while they still can and they will forever demonstrate worthiness of higher office (and prior offences) in comparison to the unmitigated evil(s) at stake.

Why?
Because Greater Evil always destroy its maker

What's the Lesser Evil these Days?
It's BECOME too hard to tell!

IceKingJOE: Build Back Better?
DSA: Build BORG Better

-- One Mind, One Purpose, One Future.
Resistance is NOT futile because Impedance is Real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8ZNyL-kxk

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 12, 2026 11:49 AM (d+bIu)

155 AI will never become "conscious" no matter how many fever dreams they have about it. That's not how consciousness works.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 11:49 AM (asFP3)

156 Leftist in Austin hate data centers because ... they've been told to. That's a switch from a couple of years ago...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 11:50 AM (cGjQu)

157 A recent article I saw stated that if a $200 per month subscription to ChatGpt were fully utilized, it would cost OpenAI upwards of $14K to provide the service. Until the service is profitable, just getting a bigger truck (ie: Data Center), ain't gonna solve the problem.

Posted by: AlecK at August 12, 2026 11:50 AM (cMlC1)

158 Trump and his billionaire friends want data centers
F the plebs

Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 11:50 AM (yKi7k)

159
It will be just like when the plasma TV was king for years and all of a sudden the LCD TV's came on the market cheaper better and they lasted longer.

LCDs still have a worse picture than plasma. You have to go OLED and pay "real TV" money to match plasma.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 11:45 AM (2ocoG)


OLED is cheap these days.

You can get a great OLED with an awesome picture in a huge size and a very nice sound set up for what you would payed for a mediocre LCD 5 years ago, if you wait for the right sale.

Did I mention that capitalism and the free market is awesome? No? Well, it is!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:50 AM (iJfKG)

160 Data wasn't even a good character. He doesn't deserve all these centers.

Posted by: rumpus room at August 12, 2026 11:51 AM (Ealv7)

161 > suddenly drops to a few dozen employees who keep the lights on and sit in a chair silencing alarms without looking at what they were for (and then get fired for doing that).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 11:41 AM (Ot/FD)

The increase in the property tax base will be some compensation.

Having an extra half billion in taxable property could make a real difference for Bum Fuck, Nebraska.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:51 AM (IG3/x)

162 ***The information is there, but finding it requires more work than if Meta, for example, borrowed directly to finance the build out,
---

But wouldn't borrowing directly be a more expensive way to do it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 11:51 AM (VQ0bX)

163 The Internet is dead.

Posted by: It's all bots at August 12, 2026 11:51 AM (2Ez/1)

164 Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 11:50 AM (yKi7k)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 12, 2026 11:51 AM (2YhKe)

165 For size, the American Student Loan debt is about the same size 1.5 trillion or so. Yet no one frets much about the coming financial collapse of higher ed "

This.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 11:52 AM (cGjQu)

166 It still takes me aback when I realize that 1975 was 51 years ago. I remember 1975 very well.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 11:39 AM


I graduated high school in 75 and shipped to Army boot camp that summer.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 11:52 AM (cpFbA)

167
Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 11:50 AM (yKi7k)

Being a Mom's-basement living, envious, weasely, little troll is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:52 AM (iJfKG)

168 For size, the American Student Loan debt is about the same size 1.5 trillion or so. Yet no one frets much about the coming financial collapse of higher ed "

This.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 11:52 AM


They just write it off Jerry.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 11:52 AM (cpFbA)

169 Fascinating discussion, Joe.

I have no idea no the hyperscalers will eventually get paid. I use ChatGPT, Grok, Claude, Codex etc for free…. My employer is really pushing AI and have their own internal version of ChatGPT (which is actually surprisingly useful)…. I get month end reports on my token usage but I pay ZERO. Who’s actually paying for these things right now? I can’t imagine a world where Joe and Jane consumer pony up a monthly fee to use…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 11:53 AM (zEBE+)

170 I think Plasma is still better than OLED although I saw a Sony that kind of floored me. You still get these awful "trails" on OLED.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 11:53 AM (asFP3)

171 The Internet is dead.
Posted by: It's all bots at August 12, 2026 11:51 AM (2Ez/1)
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Well at least we can't be blamed for that...

Posted by: It's all ads at August 12, 2026 11:53 AM (FZ29D)

172 The Internet is dead.

Posted by: It's all bots at August 12, 2026 11:51 AM (2Ez/1)

No it's not.

Posted by: Bot from NSA at August 12, 2026 11:54 AM (asFP3)

173 88 Bubbles won't burst, if you have a dependable Bubble Machine.
Posted by: Lawrence Welk Groupie at August 12, 2026 11:29 AM (JM9I6)


*pawbump*

Posted by: Robot Monster at August 12, 2026 11:54 AM (PiwSw)

174 Posted by: Bot from NSA at August 12, 2026 11:54 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 11:55 AM (bFu5X)

175 A golf course uses about four times the water as a data center (more than that, if the data center is recirculating the same water), and takes up approximately the same amount of land.

But for some reason we don't see massive anti-golf course protests.

Strange, innit?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:55 AM (IG3/x)

176
The increase in the property tax base will be some compensation.

Having an extra half billion in taxable property could make a real difference for Bum Fuck, Nebraska.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:51 AM


The downside to all of that extra tax $$$$ is they draw large amounts of power and water and in places like the DFW metro plex where they are building these things like crazy there is no extra capacity for any utilities. Everything is pretty much already maxxed out yet they keep handing out building permits.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 11:55 AM (cpFbA)

177 This sounds like Enron or FTX debt-structuring schemes.

Arthur Andersen went under with Enron because other firms independently exposed their complicity.

FTX shared the same advantage as Big AI has now: no reliable auditing.

All these modern firms benefit from the new system, since the MBS/CDO collapse a decade later, which is that debt is now valued arbitrarily.

But they still keep going under anyway, because Renfield Accounting can only cover for so much, and then you get a stake through your heart.
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I know my limitations when it comes to conversations of this type, but I'm not sure how GAAP squares with the assertion that Meta (in the Beignet example) would be legally required to cough-up any shortage in a liquidation scenario? IF that's the case, how can that NOT be a "liability" in balance sheet terms?

Posted by: Crusader, Former Federal Bank Examiner at August 12, 2026 11:55 AM (TN0g+)

178 148 And in the process, they are killing the home pc market, the used PC market and the gaming community. Yhis is actually more like the telco bubble in that they are building physical things.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Yes, because those only gave companies a single digit sales increase rather than being able to front a massive IPO with untold billions for the insiders.

My guess is Oracle and the Ellisons are going to be one of the casualties, Microsoft to the extent that they are now actively cannibalizing their own sacrosanct product lines is another, can't tell on Google which probably has its own Android half of cellphones to feed, and then Apple which stayed out of the muck and can afford to buy the survivor(s) of the shakeout probably. SpaceX is difficult to tell as Elon is using one part of the company to build demand as a customer for other parts of the company. Not the same as pureplay AI like Claude or Open AI.

Nvidia though is a company that I would probably short--they bet the farm on AI production leaving AMD in the dust but AMD and Intel might get the last laugh there. Intel pulled out of serious AI after its AI oriented CPUs failed badly.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:56 AM (E4rtv)

179 The wit and wisdom of Hasan Piker.

Remember when Hasan Piker said this?

“I wipe my ass with the Constitution, it’s a f*cking piece of paper, motherf*ck the Constitution and motherf*ck this country”

Imagine saying this and still being treated like a serious political voice

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 11:56 AM (ndZc7)

180 Bubbles won't burst, if you have a dependable Bubble Machine.
Posted by: Lawrence Welk Groupie"

That's nothing.

/Whipped Cream and Other Delights

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 11:56 AM (cGjQu)

181 I am working on my own project and do pay for ChatGPT, Perplexity and Grok. Free Gemini has done TONS of stuff for me.

They're good and useful. And I'm doing something I'd never be able to do on my own. But wow, they aren't the miracle I was led to believe.

I learned a lot though.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 11:56 AM (Sco7b)

182 Andrew Weissmann, was the lead prosecutor in the ENRON case.
That tells more about the prosecution than the so called crime.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 11:57 AM (VQ0bX)

183 > applies to all current and future members of several 2A groups

GOA is one.

As I understand it, you don't even have to be a pre-existing member.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:57 AM (IG3/x)

184
Leftist in Austin hate data centers because of the "environmental impact" and effects on quality of life. But mainly it's about water usage and then energy usage. It's a huge issue here. Plus Elon Musk is big, big double bad. In fact he's the devil incarnate!!!😈 ///
Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 11:47 AM (EneHm)


In Austin, "quality of life" are magic anger words for the leftard, when they really have nothing rational to complain about.

It's been the same for decades.

Saad.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:57 AM (iJfKG)

185 I know my limitations when it comes to conversations of this type, but I'm not sure how GAAP squares with the assertion that Meta (in the Beignet example) would be legally required to cough-up any shortage in a liquidation scenario? IF that's the case, how can that NOT be a "liability" in balance sheet terms?
Posted by: Crusader

I think we are all guessing because it depends on contract language between partners and exactly how those would be interpreted should the shakeout occur. The financial crisis ended up with the big banks skating on much of their implied liability and getting bailed out for the rest in 2008-9. I can see the big companies with the clout doing the same here--like Meta. Investors are the disposable ones here, not the companies.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 11:58 AM (E4rtv)

186 Enron?

*shifty eyes*

"On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution."

Posted by: Paul Krugman at August 12, 2026 11:58 AM (PiwSw)

187 Death of home PC market means less horsepower for the plebes to open source AI and compete with the big boys.

FNAB

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 11:59 AM (asFP3)

188 TBH pretty sure I did not understand the essay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:59 AM (JvZF+)

189
I know my limitations when it comes to conversations of this type, but I'm not sure how GAAP squares with the assertion that Meta (in the Beignet example) would be legally required to cough-up any shortage in a liquidation scenario? IF that's the case, how can that NOT be a "liability" in balance sheet terms?

Posted by: Crusader, Former Federal Bank Examiner at August 12, 2026 11:55 AM (TN0g+)

It's a contingent liability on something that may not occur.

Financial derivatives used for hedging for instance do not show up in liabilities. The actual required payout on them is unknown until events play out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 11:59 AM (okun6)

190 Not Nancy's fault!

Nancy Pelosi claims she didn't know Biden was mentally declining:

“I saw him maybe 3 times that whole year…so I didn't know. But I do think those who did know should have acted upon that information…whoever knew.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)

191 A golf course uses about four times the water as a data center (more than that, if the data center is recirculating the same water), and takes up approximately the same amount of land.

But for some reason we don't see massive anti-golf course protests.

Strange, innit?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:55 AM


Biggest wastes of space. Those and cemeteries!

Posted by: Al Czervik at August 12, 2026 11:59 AM (bFu5X)

192 In Austin, "quality of life" are magic anger words for the leftard, when they really have nothing rational to complain about."

People in Allendale still have those stupid signs up...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:00 PM (cGjQu)

193 In Austin, "quality of life" are magic anger words for the leftard, when they really have nothing rational to complain about.

It's been the same for decades.

Saad.
Posted by: naturalfake

Yes, a datacenter is notably inferior at quality of life than having drug addled hoboes in public places, thieves requiring all products to be locked up at stores, teen takeovers, and random minorities attacking white people with lethal menace in the streets. Oh, and food trucks.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 12:00 PM (E4rtv)

194 >>You still get these awful "trails" on OLED.

Nothing that a set of Monster HDMI cables can't fix. They are totally worth the extra cost above inferior HDMI cables, which are all of them not made by Monster.

Posted by: Best Buy salesperson at August 12, 2026 12:01 PM (J4Dwc)

195 I often wonder if AI is going to do to us what it did to the Krell.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 12:01 PM (CHHv1)

196 The actual required payout on them is unknown until events play out."

So, gambling.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:01 PM (cGjQu)

197 169 Fascinating discussion, Joe.

I have no idea no the hyperscalers will eventually get paid. I use ChatGPT, Grok, Claude, Codex etc for free…. My employer is really pushing AI and have their own internal version of ChatGPT (which is actually surprisingly useful)…. I get month end reports on my token usage but I pay ZERO. Who’s actually paying for these things right now? I can’t imagine a world where Joe and Jane consumer pony up a monthly fee to use…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Imagine the day of workshare where Joe and Jane rent out their consciousness -- Movie: Johnny Mnemonic , Electric State

Guess who's vacuuming up all the ideas and goals you input into this system? -- cthKARP
Guess who's survielance systems will "keep you safe" -- cthANDURIL
Guess who's really paying the bill -- cTHEIL, but the real ones we never see, inventing the world where all service them without ever knowing they live in their prison.

That's who's paying the bill.

LET's GO BRANDON!
Take a Chance; Free the World!
Indict Brennan, freeCUBA, finish the LIBs.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 12, 2026 12:01 PM (IvAzk)

198 Yes, a datacenter is notably inferior at quality of life than having drug addled hoboes in public places, thieves requiring all products to be locked up at stores, teen takeovers, and random minorities attacking white people with lethal menace in the streets. Oh, and food trucks.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 12:00 PM (E4rtv)


Well, seriously, who is saying we can't have both?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 12:02 PM (rbvCR)

199 >>>Arthur Andersen went under with Enron because ...
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The government wanted scalps.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:02 PM (VQ0bX)

200 Noon news

CBC - endless Canadian Wildfires
CNN - Crowley
MS Now - Pirro convenes special grand jury. Reflecting pool I guess

FoxNews - Outnumbered - crazy socialists

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)

201
This data centers' excess capacity should lower the cost for cloud storage and personal domains.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 12, 2026 11:45 AM (sIhl1)



Should.

But it won't. At least, not for unregulated cloud storage. At some point, the datacenters are going to start screening all of our data and deleting anything that the commies don't like, but the first step will be in charging premiums for unscreened cloud storage. And your unscreened storage will be on the shittiest hard drives that risk data loss, not to mention the access times will suffer.

Eventually, the unscreened storage will go away and your "private" data will be screened and cleaned up as they "improve performance".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 12:03 PM (iqcvy)

202 Oh, and food trucks."

And voodoo donuts. And expensive IPAs

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:03 PM (cGjQu)

203 Excellent article, Mannix.

Have free cash to pick up once in a generation bargains after the bubble bursts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 12:04 PM (dK+Kv)

204 Schism in the administration.

LMAO! Marco Rubio just dropped this hilarious response to Sec. RFK Jr.'s diet

Q: Have you adopted RFK's diet of red meat and fermented vegetables?

RUBIO: "No! This is a CRAZY diet. This is a diet that consists of eating sauerkraut and meat. Now you understand like this is not a sustainable thing. He has to travel with coolers of sauerkraut!"

"I'm not going to travel the world with a cooler full of sauerkraut. It's ridiculous. I can't do it!"

Q: Are you MAHA?

RUBIO: "I'm in favor of MAHA. Like I think people should be healthy."

JEANETTE: No, he's not.

Q: What's he eat?

JEANETTE: Pop-Tarts!

RUBIO: The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.

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He's got my vote!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 12:04 PM (ndZc7)

205 Hong's supporters have decided that "Election Fraud" is responsible for her loss.

This is going to be epic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 12:04 PM (AdHga)

206 Nancy Pelosi claims she didn't know Biden was mentally declining:

“I saw him maybe 3 times that whole year…so I didn't know. But I do think those who did know should have acted upon that information…whoever knew.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)



Lying c*nt whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:04 PM (2YhKe)

207 Have free cash to pick up once in a generation bargains after the bubble bursts."

What's "cash"?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:05 PM (cGjQu)

208 >Imagine saying this and still being treated like a serious political voice

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 11:56 AM (ndZc7)

But he's so dreamy!

~Rolling Stone

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 12, 2026 12:05 PM (GTqXr)

209 Hong's supporters have decided that "Election Fraud" is responsible for her loss.

This is going to be epic.
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Popcorn!

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 12:05 PM (TN0g+)

210 >>>Arthur Andersen went under with Enron because ...
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What. Me worry?

Posted by: Paul Krugman at August 12, 2026 12:06 PM (2YhKe)

211 187 Death of home PC market means less horsepower for the plebes to open source AI and compete with the big boys.

FNAB
Posted by: ...
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Eh, run OpenSeek on an old computer and you will get somewhere around 80-90 percent of the performance of frontier models. It is the frontier models that demand those new datacenters as the existing models are superceded by the newest ones. They repeatedly use the training data from the older model to train the new one plus any other data they can scrounge (now getting into old product manuals, old reference books, etc. territory).

Think Johnny Five in Short Circuit with the need for more 'input'.

Kind of like how the TV market settled out--you could pay through the nose for the bleeding edge with all its problems or wait about 2-3 years for those bleeding edge models to be faster, cheaper, etc. on sale at Walmart. Same for the PC market--you pay for bleeding edge. Noticed something with the auto market in a report, customers are now turning away from premium cars as the amenities in the new standard models have made things like heated seats, data displays, safety additives into things rolled into std. models. Not premium anymore

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 12:06 PM (E4rtv)

212 A golf course uses about four times the water as a data center (more than that, if the data center is recirculating the same water), and takes up approximately the same amount of land.

But for some reason we don't see massive anti-golf course protests.

Strange, innit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:55 AM

I believe golf is losing popularity. First off, Tiger Woods is no longer active…. He was a HUGE draw to the sport in his heyday. I used to play golf nearly every weekend but in the last 10 years I’ve barely played…. I’ve noticed several courses I used to frequent are now gone… replaced by avacado groves or other farmland or in at least one case it’s now a place where you can pay to go hunting (in Michigan). Then the dust up between PGA and LIV alienated casual viewers. The whole thing is boring now

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 12:06 PM (zEBE+)

213 But he's so dreamy!"

Smoldering intensity and swarthy looks.
White chick bait.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:07 PM (cGjQu)

214

New Orleans began using AI this spring for non-emergency calls coming to its 311 line and is now rolling it out to an agency that takes about 1,000 calls per day.

Carbyne’s AI Emergency Call Triage, for example, sends what it thinks are multiple calls for one incident to an AI bot. They get an AI response if they are calling about a previously reported incident, but are transferred to a human if they are not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 12:07 PM (Cqx++)

215 He's got my vote!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 12:04 PM (ndZc7)


JD Vance is losing weight. I think Usha is showing him "Fat JD" memes and giving him significant looks.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 12:08 PM (rbvCR)

216 Q: What's he eat?

JEANETTE: Pop-Tarts!

RUBIO: The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.


A rare misstep from Rubio. Pop-Tarts are vile.

Posted by: far cry at August 12, 2026 12:08 PM (LSV6F)

217
I believe golf is losing popularity. First off, Tiger Woods is no longer active…. He was a HUGE draw to the sport in his heyday. I used to play golf nearly every weekend but in the last 10 years I’ve barely played…. I’ve noticed several courses I used to frequent are now gone… replaced by avacado groves or other farmland or in at least one case it’s now a place where you can pay to go hunting (in Michigan). Then the dust up between PGA and LIV alienated casual viewers. The whole thing is boring now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 12:06 PM (zEBE+)



The Myrtle Beach area has closed over 100 courses in the last several years.

Most are being turned into housing projects.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:08 PM (2YhKe)

218 The pop-up ads seem to have lessened today?

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 12:08 PM (TN0g+)

219 New Orleans began using AI this spring for non-emergency calls"

That's rayciss!

/demographic of city employees

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:09 PM (cGjQu)

220 AOC takes the next step.

AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 12:10 PM (ndZc7)

221 Musk will put DCs in space with unlimited solar and no water//cooling issues.

Smart. Thats why he is a trillionaire.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 12:10 PM (bX16E)

222 218 The pop-up ads seem to have lessened today?
Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 12:08 PM (TN0g

They sure haven't. Every refresh.

Posted by: POP UPS SUCK at August 12, 2026 12:10 PM (XQ1sx)

223 I'm still AI skeptical...which is ironic as I just got in charge of using Claude for Test Automation at work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:10 PM (xcxpd)

224 I believe golf is losing popularity"

Everything has peaks and valleys.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:11 PM (cGjQu)

225 Datacenters still have humans. Humans are still stupid. I received this message from the DC I support yesterday:

We recently determined that an unauthorized actor obtained an employee’s credentials through social engineering and used those credentials to access certain business systems available to the employee’s account, including our CRM platform. We immediately secured the account, revoked active sessions, and initiated an investigation.


"Did you fire the dumbass that gave their login info out?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

226 I think a lot of these AI companies believe the government will bail them out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

227 196 The actual required payout on them is unknown until events play out."

So, gambling.
Posted by: man
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Our vaunted financial markets and insurance are all examples of betting on outcomes. No different than a casino except it is easier to rig a lot of outcomes for financial markets and insurance. Black Jack has specific odds as does Roulette, etc. so you can calculate those to a decimal point.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)

228 196 "The actual required payout on them is unknown until events play out."

So, gambling.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:01 PM (cGjQu)

They're structured like a gamble rather than a debt so they don't go on the balance sheet. Similarly a lawsuit doesn't show up unless the expectation is you'll lose and the amount is reasonably estimable.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (okun6)

229 And that scale is another part of the reason. Nobody can afford this.
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True.

This reminds me of railroad expansion 150 years ago.

Next year, hyperscalers are estimated to spend an estimated $1.5 trillion in new capital spending, or at least that's an estimate I saw tossed out yesterday. Debt issuance is so huge it starting to crowd out the other big borrower, America, and preventing interest rates from dropping lower. That means debt issuance is so high, it is causing the United States government budget strain. It's incredible.

A friend of mine sold all his stocks and bought physical gold and silver, he's so shocked by the debt levels. Is that the right path? Or will the stock market and general robustness of the economy bail us all out? Who the hell can say.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (OOFuB)

230 The Myrtle Beach area has closed over 100 courses in the last several years.

Most are being turned into housing projects.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:08 PM (2YhKe
They will revert to truck farming in the caliphate.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (qsfar)

231 and no water//cooling issues."

So how does cooling work in a near vacuum?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (cGjQu)

232 Musk will put DCs in space with unlimited solar and no water//cooling issues.

Smart. Thats why he is a trillionaire.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 12:10 PM (bX16E)



Maintenance and upkeep becomes MEGA f*cking expensive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (2YhKe)

233 Over at GP there is a hysterical vid from the Babylon Bee about the state of New Mexico.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 12:13 PM (WOnE5)

234 195 I often wonder if AI is going to do to us what it did to the Krell.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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It was all good until...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:13 PM (VQ0bX)

235 231 and no water//cooling issues."

So how does cooling work in a near vacuum?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (cGjQu)

I was thinking that too....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

236 226 I think a lot of these AI companies believe the government will bail them out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Possibly. I can see Trump though demanding a stake if it happens in his term like Intel. Not giving them fed money for nothing like Dems or normal GOPe would.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)

237 Lakers just sold for $12.5 billion after being bought last year for $10 billion.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 12, 2026 12:14 PM (rJ48h)

238 Massachusetts takes the next step.

Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 12:14 PM (ndZc7)

239 The Myrtle Beach area has closed over 100 courses in the last several years.

Most are being turned into housing projects.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:08 PM (2YhKe)

That's sad, but not surprising. I was looking at the MB area myself recently.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:15 PM (xcxpd)

240 235 231 and no water//cooling issues."

So how does cooling work in a near vacuum?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (cGjQu)

I was thinking that too....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

The hope seems to be to recycle the energy but that's pretty speculative.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 12:15 PM (okun6)

241 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Solyndra at August 12, 2026 12:15 PM (e2lsi)

242 236 226 I think a lot of these AI companies believe the government will bail them out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Possibly. I can see Trump though demanding a stake if it happens in his term like Intel. Not giving them fed money for nothing like Dems or normal GOPe would.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)

I guess that is a least-bad scenario. I don't like bailouts as a general rule. Abominable Intelligences are being misused badly as it is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

243 Sponge, his satelites are disposable. The burn up in thee atmosphere in five years, and he still makes money on them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 12:16 PM (bX16E)

244 So how does cooling work in a near vacuum?

Radiative.

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 12:16 PM (5FKHw)

245 244 So how does cooling work in a near vacuum?

Sucky.

Posted by: Couldn't resist at August 12, 2026 12:18 PM (2Ez/1)

246 Maintenance and upkeep becomes MEGA f*cking expensive"

Hal, give me the the duct tape...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:18 PM (cGjQu)

247 So how does cooling work in a near vacuum?
Posted by: man

Publius or Gref among the nightowls could explain it. Also Pawn. Latter two are real rocket scientists and Publius is of all things physics, a genius.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 12:18 PM (E4rtv)

248 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

249 A golf course uses about four times the water as a data center (more than that, if the data center is recirculating the same water), and takes up approximately the same amount of land.

But for some reason we don't see massive anti-golf course protests.

Strange, innit?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 11:55 AM (IG3/x)
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It's the collision between their need for electricity and the green ideal of closing all carbon based energy production. Turbines are noisy and use NatGas. Bad, by definiton.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 12:19 PM (ET1ES)

250 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

251
That's sad, but not surprising. I was looking at the MB area myself recently.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:15 PM (xcxpd)



Been on golf trips the last few years there. It's not a bad area, TBH.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:20 PM (2YhKe)

252 >>>The Myrtle Beach area has closed over 100 courses in the last several years.

Most are being turned into housing projects.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Obama and Biden had a devastating effect on middle-class with disposable income.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:21 PM (VQ0bX)

253 So how does cooling work in a near vacuum?

Radiative.
Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 12:16 PM (5FKHw)

Indeed. Point a hot surface towards deep space (away from the sun) and heat will flow away from it. This is the process that makes ice form on puddles under a clear night sky, even though the air temperature does not drop below freezing.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 12, 2026 12:21 PM (InJki)

254 I guess that is a least-bad scenario. I don't like bailouts as a general rule. Abominable Intelligences are being misused badly as it is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

It is a tool that can work, but most politicians see dollar signs for themselves if they just shovel the money to the bailout. But markets panic and you get irrational get rid of it responses during a panic.

Intel was getting beaten down for example for not making ENOUGH of a profit and predictions that it would fail by short sellers rather than the facts in the matter.

And I think naked short types should be drawn and quartered while being burned at the stake. They are parasites. Want to short, get a stake or borrow it from someone to do so putting your own ass at risk. Naked shorts are simply trying to psychologically beat down the price so you can score cheap profits with little outlay and risk.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 12:23 PM (E4rtv)

255 So how does cooling work in a near vacuum?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (cGjQu)
===================
Is it cooling we are talking about or heat radiation? Obviously in space, radiating heat is no problem. As far as cooling goes, if the satellite is not directly facing the sun it is sitting a few hundred degrees below zero, but much warmer if facing the sun. Right? So cooling might just be a matter of shielding satellites on the day side of orbit, and warming them on the night side. Would that be right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 12:24 PM (FPQLW)

256 "When AGI arrived, it came with a pair of fake tits"
@charliebcurran

https://tinyurl.com/2uyka4w7
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:33 AM (rbvCR)


Snake Plissken? I heard you was dead!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2026 12:27 PM (/HDaX)

257 Maintenance and upkeep becomes MEGA f*cking expensive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 12:12 PM (2YhKe)
================
Sponge I think it's just the opposite, zero cost maintenance. The satellites work until their orbit degrades and they burn up in the atmosphere. New satellites replace them, usually more capable ones. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 12:28 PM (FPQLW)

258 When AGI arrived, it came with a pair of fake tits"
@charliebcurran

https://tinyurl.com/2uyka4w7
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:33 AM (rbvCR)

I would wish for more realism but I appreciate the effort
Would

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Hopper Bridle.jpg

Bridle Path
Edward Hopper

Well, this is different!

[Hat Tip: neverenoughcaffeine]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 I hope that's not a Wyle E. Coyote tunnel.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

4 White horse founders on the jagged rocks.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (Jr5Lq)

5 Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

6 Low bridge

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (2Cry5)

7 The horses were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

8 I wouldn't have guessed Hopper...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (FtULh)

9 "You dicks, wait for me!"

Posted by: Pestilence, on the fourth horse, off-stage left at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (Ot/FD)

10 He thinks he's in for a 3some.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

11 Those horses know something is in that tunnel.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (xHe0y)

12 Is the person on the left sans pants?

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (oqH4h)

13 2 I hope that's not a Wyle E. Coyote tunnel.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

White horse knows

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:33 AM (Ot/FD)

14 No boobs, no dog.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2026 09:33 AM (gg4h4)

15 Definitely different. I'm surprised the bridle path goes into a dark tunnel like that, seems the kind of thing prone to head injuries and getting thrown by nervous horses.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 09:33 AM (aJQbY)

16 Hopper? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at August 12, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Horses are dog adjacent so art.

Posted by: Tuna at August 12, 2026 09:33 AM (lJ0H4)

18 Tunnel entrance is too low! They’re gonna get lumps in their heads

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 09:34 AM (zEBE+)

19 I don't normally care much for Hopper, but I like this one.

The white horse looks like it doesn't want to go down into the dark scary tunnel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D)

20 Bridal path? No, thanks. I just GOT OFF the bridal path.

Posted by: Sandy The Bartender at August 12, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

21 They need a Low bridge ahead.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 09:34 AM (cpFbA)

22 I’ll admit that I wouldn’t have recognized this as a Hopper. I guess he was in a good mood that day. Must’ve gotten laid the night before.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

23 6 Low bridge

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (2Cry5)

"Low bridge, everybody down,
Low bridge, we must be getting near a town.

You can always tell your neighbor; you can always tell your pal
If he's ever navigated on the Erie Canal."

would not hang this one

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)

24 Motion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 09:35 AM (JvZF+)

25 Not what I was expecting from Hopper.
I like it!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

26 I think this is the first Hopper I've ever seen that shows movement.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 09:36 AM (qRla/)

27 The white horse is not too crazy about going into a dark tunnel.

Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

28 White Privilege personified. Persons of color relegated to being bootblacks and horse shit shovelers.

Posted by: It Never Ends at August 12, 2026 09:36 AM (JM9I6)

29 I have absolutely no idea about these sorts of things but it just feels like it's a social faux pas to gallop on a bridle path.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:36 AM (Ot/FD)

30 But I think I actually prefer lonely, moody Hopper.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

31 Nope!

~ the white horse

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:37 AM (J4Dwc)

32 This one is fun.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 12, 2026 09:37 AM (sCWcD)

33 Looks nice, low bridge maybe

Mgid won't let me comment

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 09:37 AM (LTCST)

34 Motion.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Definitely different from the stillness of the other Hopper paintings I've seen.

Posted by: Tuna at August 12, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

35
White horse knows
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:33 AM (Ot/FD)



You asked for it..........


https://youtu.be/mlYJf6CJXV8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)

36 I'd slow down if I be heading into that tunnel.

Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 09:38 AM (VJX5o)

37 Down, down to Goblin Town
They go, my lad! Ho ho, my lad

Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 09:38 AM (88C+u)

38 I'd slow down if I be heading into that tunnel.

Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 09:38 AM (VJX5o)



Depends on who's chasing you. And what they're using to stop you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:39 AM (2YhKe)

39 Posted by: Pestilence, on the fourth horse,

*************

Pestilence Rides A Pale Horse - a limerick

An old country vet named Doc Phipps
Found a cure for a rare equine grippe
He heals sores of the mouth
Now he’s known through the South
The pox-man of the poor horse’s lips

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2026 09:39 AM (I0N4X)

40 18 Tunnel entrance is too low! They’re gonna get lumps in their heads
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 09:34 AM
+++
During the educational Saturday mornings of my callow youth I learned from a certain Mr. Wile E. Coyote that the only thing necessary to create a tunnel entrance was a gallon of paint and a four inch brush.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

41 Looks like fat boy laying back slaming on the brakes.
Poor suffering white horse.

Posted by: Kafiroon at August 12, 2026 09:40 AM (VyFya)

42 A palate cleanser from the gay beach and porn theater.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 09:40 AM (CjhZR)

43 Human and animal, everyone in the painting has been dead for many decades.

Posted by: Memento Mori at August 12, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

44 canter horse keep up?

Posted by: cmeat at August 12, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

45 Maybe they all have to hit the toilet. Hence the rush.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 09:42 AM (g8Ew8)

46 If I was rich I would love to own a Hopper...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:42 AM (u1xao)

47 46 If I was rich I would love to own a Hopper...

Pogo sticks really aren't that expensive.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)

48 canter horse keep up?
Posted by: cmeat

Already time to rein in the horse puns.

Posted by: Tuna at August 12, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

49 Who's going to be first to stirrup the horse puns?

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:43 AM (J4Dwc)

50 "i'm a grumpy old troll..."

Posted by: cmeat at August 12, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

51 This is OK, but can't we go back to Fire Island?

Posted by: The Grand Poof at August 12, 2026 09:43 AM (JM9I6)

52 Dammit, Tuna!

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:43 AM (J4Dwc)

53 "Low bridge, everybody down,
Low bridge, we must be getting near a town.

You can always tell your neighbor; you can always tell your pal
If he's ever navigated on the Erie Canal."

would not hang this one
Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 09:34 AM
++++

https://youtu.be/UzEqNePIrZI

Posted by: The Kingston Trio at August 12, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

54 Hopper meets Remington

***winnies***

Posted by: browndog hates traitors at August 12, 2026 09:44 AM (kqcJd)

55 White Privilege personified. Persons of color relegated to being bootblacks and horse shit shovelers.

Jason Arday is lurking in the tunnel.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 09:44 AM (Riz8t)

56 I’m still missing the nude prossie from a week or two ago….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 09:44 AM (zEBE+)

57 12 Is the person on the left sans pants?
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (oqH4h)

Soon.
--The guy on the right.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 12, 2026 09:44 AM (8mulE)

58 Already time to rein in the horse puns.
Posted by: Tuna

Who's going to be first to stirrup the horse puns?
Posted by: one hour sober

Seems they've already be spurred on.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 12, 2026 09:44 AM (sCWcD)

59 The topic is unexpected but the style is recognizable. The houses in the background, the tunnel and stonework has his signature use of color and brush work. The people have that soft look he is known for: enough detail to be recognizable but still soft and generic. It's the horses that break with expectations. An aspect of life in NYC that no longer exists but did in the 1930s. As soon as I saw Hopper's name I realized it was Central Park. Wouldn't want to go through that tunnel on foot or horseback today.

Hopper, with his style and subjects, is one of the few artists that made NYC palatable. That aspect is long gone.

Posted by: JTB at August 12, 2026 09:45 AM (yTvNw)

60 This painting is about me.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 12, 2026 09:45 AM (47/pr)

61 This painting is about me.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 12, 2026 09:45 AM (47/pr)



You let Fauci bang your wife, didn't you, you cuck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:46 AM (2YhKe)

62 >>Is the person on the left sans pants?

un-dressage

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:46 AM (J4Dwc)

63 49 Who's going to be first to stirrup the horse puns?
Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:43 AM

I'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at August 12, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

64 During the educational Saturday mornings of my callow youth I learned from a certain Mr. Wile E. Coyote that the only thing necessary to create a tunnel entrance was a gallon of paint and a four inch brush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)
----
There was a meme over at Powerline this past weekend that showed someone who failed to learn that lesson the hard way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 09:47 AM (FZ29D)

65 51 you can visit pen island

Posted by: cmeat at August 12, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

66 Is this the Black Hole that swallowed that plane?

Posted by: Don Lemon, Journalist, Intellectual, Dreamer at August 12, 2026 09:47 AM (PiwSw)

67
Horses, therefore acceptable art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:48 AM (8NbNL)

68 Can't see the racks.

Disappoint.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:49 AM (2YhKe)

69 Horses, therefore acceptable art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The Hadrian stamp of approval.

Posted by: Tuna at August 12, 2026 09:49 AM (lJ0H4)

70 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. No place to put golf clubs on a horse. Pass.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)

71 68 Can't see the racks.

Disappoint.
Posted by: Sponge

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 12, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

72 >>Is the person on the left sans pants?

un-dressage


Well done.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 09:51 AM (Riz8t)

73 Wile E. Coyote v. Acme comes out in August.

John Cena is in it.

Warner shelved it for some reason but sold it to another distributor.

Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4tjvbLn8Xs

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 09:51 AM (3cUTc)

74 i saw fordham gneiss, tuckahoe marble and schist open for the iguanas at cbgb's.

Posted by: cmeat at August 12, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

75 When you cross horse puns with donkey puns, you get something worthy of emuleation.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

76 Frau Blucher

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:52 AM (asFP3)

77 70 the mare has room for one putter.

Posted by: cmeat at August 12, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

78 If he's ever navigated on the Erie Canal."

Posted by: Gref
______

Thanks for the fourth grade music class earworm.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 09:53 AM (XvL8K)

79 Acceptable replacement.......


https://shorturl.fm/RNcaj

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)

80 it makes it hard to driver.

Posted by: cmeat at August 12, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)

81 Is this the Black Hole that swallowed that plane?

Posted by: Don Lemon, Journalist, Intellectual, Dreamer at August 12, 2026 09:47 AM (PiwSw)

Fancy that to swallow a plane!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:54 AM (asFP3)

82
Where does the dark tunnel lead? Is there a depressing diner in there where the sun never shines?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:54 AM (VWtfl)

83 When you cross horse puns with donkey puns, you get something worthy of emuleation.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)



This is about me, isn't it........

Posted by: Alexandria Ocrazyo Cotits at August 12, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

84 What knockers!!

Posted by: Gene Wilder at August 12, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

85 3 ring-wraithes, once great kings of men cursed and seduced by the dark side of the force

Posted by: The Ballots at August 12, 2026 09:55 AM (LOZbR)

86 Don't saddle this thread with horse puns.

Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 09:55 AM (Oy/m2)

87 Is this the Black Hole that swallowed that plane?

Posted by: Don Lemon, Journalist, Intellectual, Dreamer at August 12, 2026 09:47 AM (PiwSw)

Fancy that to swallow a plane!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:54 AM (asFP3)

It's pronounced 'peen.' Duh.

- Booty Juice

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:55 AM (AdHga)

88 The name is Vod

Posted by: Vod Kaknockers at August 12, 2026 09:56 AM (LOZbR)

89 Princess Diana had a weird premonition as she rode into the tunnel....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2026 09:57 AM (w9Wax)

90 I had a pony!

Posted by: Manya at August 12, 2026 09:57 AM (JM9I6)

91 Did someone say they need a hole?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 12, 2026 09:57 AM (V1UCz)

92 86 Don't saddle this thread with horse puns.
Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 09:55 AM

That's hay-larious.

Posted by: Oh, no... at August 12, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Wile E. Coyote v. Acme comes out in August.

John Cena is in it.

Warner shelved it for some reason but sold it to another distributor.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 09:51 AM (3cUTc)




John Cena apologized to China in perfect mandarin for calling Taiwan it's own country.

John Cena can GFH.

Out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:58 AM (2YhKe)

94 One description claims this show the sentiments left over from the 19th century when NYC was changing rapidly. This was painted in 1939.
Surprisingly the NYC population in 1930 was just under 7.4 million and it's around 8.5 million today. I thought the 2026 number would be much higher. Does that increase of 1.1 million make that much difference in being able to live normally in NYC vs what's going on today with crime, high taxes and all of the other things that progressivism has wrought? I wonder what the demographics were in 1939. Off to do some research.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 09:58 AM (2NHgQ)

95 This is about me, isn't it........

Posted by: Alexandria Ocrazyo Cotits


Who is now back on the market. Now's your chance, fellas.

This was only days after she put her egg harvesting routine on the internet. IOW, I want kids, but not YOUR kids. That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 09:59 AM (Riz8t)

96 There are pop ups in that tunnel

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2026 09:59 AM (F4VYo)

97 ‘Whoa, I ain’t going in there!’
- something White Horse probably said

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 10:00 AM (0ViWo)

98 83 When you cross horse puns with donkey puns, you get something worthy of emuleation.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:52 AM


Maybe she’s barn with it… Maybe it’s neighbelline.

Posted by: Groan at August 12, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

99 You gotta scrape a few eggs to make an omelet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 10:00 AM (Ot/FD)

100 You gotta scrape a few eggs to make an omelet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 10:00 AM (Ot/FD)



My body, my choice, bigot.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 10:00 AM (2YhKe)

101 So you dreamt you met your muzza een a tunnel. No I do not know vut dees means. Perhaps you veel travel zoon....

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at August 12, 2026 10:01 AM (asFP3)

102
The Equestrian Pessimist - a limerick

There once was a horseman from Maine
Who gave his brave horsey free rein
"That's a tunnel my friend,
but the light at the end
Is the light of an oncoming train!"

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2026 10:01 AM (I0N4X)

103 I saw AOC on some show recently. She was looking pretty good. Looked like she lost weight, GLP probably.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 12, 2026 10:01 AM (V1UCz)

104 Surprisingly the NYC population in 1930 was just under 7.4 million and it's around 8.5 million today.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffein
_________

The metro area population has more than doubled since 1930.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM (XvL8K)

105
There once was a horseman from Maine
Who gave his brave horsey free rein
"That's a tunnel my friend,
but the light at the end
Is the light of an oncoming train!"
Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2026 10:01 AM (I0N4X)



And I will f*ck him in the ass.......no homo.

Posted by: Graham Platner at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

106 Maybe she’s barn with it… Maybe it’s neighbelline.
Posted by: Groan at August 12, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)
------------
Neighbelline! Why can't you be true!

Posted by: Churck Berry at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM (PiwSw)

107 Before Central Park was built, the most popular place to picnic in NYC was Green-Wood Cemetery in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Grave Visitations at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM (JM9I6)

108 89 Princess Diana had a weird premonition as she rode into the tunnel....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2026 09:57 AM (w9Wax)

Letting too many people into her tunnel is what caused her the problems in the first place.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM (AdHga)

109 You tube videos show rider after rider slamming their head into the top of the tunnel.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM (w9Wax)

110 Princess Diana had a weird premonition as she rode into the tunnel....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2026 09:57 AM (w9Wax)



If you're gonna ride, don't ride the drunk horse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

111 This is perfect. They're willing to try anything - except hard work.

“Many of the loser children of my wealthy friends who see no way to emulate the success of their parents, have gravitated toward Mamdani-ism and found community and a sense of purpose by rejecting capitalism as a way to cope with their own failure. Please note they have nor however rejected their trust funds or living subsidies while pursuing their ‘passions’ in NGOs, dabbling in the arts or trying to invest their parents money in ‘VC.’

https://tinyurl.com/3bfxxfeu

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:03 AM (Riz8t)

112 86 Don't saddle this thread with horse puns.
Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 09:55 AM


Can I ask you equestrian?

Posted by: Neigh at August 12, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

113 We git what we git when we don’t throw a fit.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 10:04 AM (0ViWo)

114 109 You tube videos show rider after rider slamming their head into the top of the tunnel.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM

I had nothing to do with that.

Posted by: Artificial Intelligence at August 12, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

115 Like this one , nice action and colors. Big Hopper fan.
Would hang , thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:04 AM (WOnE5)

116
Can I ask you equestrian?
Posted by: Neigh at August 12, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)



My nephew signed up for an equestrian class his Sr. year of high school.

"Equestrian?"

"Yeah! You know. Welding!"

"Uh......no.....that's horses......."

"Really? Crap! I better change that......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)

117 109 You tube videos show rider after rider slamming their head into the top of the tunnel.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM
----
Three riders go in...one one rider comes out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 10:06 AM (FZ29D)

118 Oh good grief. I see it's going to be THAT kind of day. Why does CBD hate bridges? Why?

Posted by: Weasel at August 12, 2026 10:06 AM (TMF5Z)

119 Wile E. Coyote v. Acme comes out in August.

John Cena is in it.

Warner shelved it for some reason but sold it to another distributor.


The Road Runner isn't trans, so big Hollywood wasn't interested.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 10:07 AM (2ocoG)

120 I love this sexually.

Did you see what happened in MKE county? Our state can’t even have a clean election when Dems are involved!

So establishment Democrats blocked the crazy socialist in Wisconsin.

Wonder how that will go over with the younger college voters.



I read about it … magical votes showed up at the last minute to help Crowley.

Funny how that happens when the Democrat establishment wants it to.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

121 Thanks Biff. Not educated in the difference between metro and the balance of NYC. So metro includes the greater area of the tri-state, which includes NJ and CT. Odd way to look at NYC. Might I suggest that NJ and CT hand over their counties that are included in the metro area to NYC so that the balance of the two states could be somewhat normal.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 10:07 AM (2NHgQ)

122 My nephew signed up for an equestrian class his Sr. year of high school.

"Equestrian?"

"Yeah! You know. Welding!"

"Uh......no.....that's horses......."

"Really? Crap! I better change that......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)
----
Chicks dig horses....And those who ride them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 10:07 AM (FZ29D)

123 Chicks dig horses....And those who ride them.

And centaurs. Or so I hear.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:08 AM (Riz8t)

124 Not your typical Hopper!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 10:09 AM (MzbjZ)

125 If you wanna ride,
Don't ride the white horse.
If you wanna ride,
Ride the white pony.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 10:09 AM (i+vnO)

126 I was late in JJ's thread, but I was at a social event this weekend with my wife and a few of her acquaintances. The person the set up the event was talking about how she got her JD with loans of about $60,000. (She's a bit older). She got out of school, went to work for nonprofits and held her loans in abeyance for a long time. Interest accrued to over $200,000. She was thanking Biden for forgiving the loans during Covid. I wanted to pull what little hair I have left out, and tell her you're welcome, on behalf of tax paying citizens. This was the authority that the SC said Biden didn't have. I'm still pissed about it. Nothing but contempt for people like that.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at August 12, 2026 10:09 AM (V9pbl)

127 123 Chicks dig horses....And those who ride them.

And centaurs. Or so I hear.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:08 AM (Riz8t)


And Bears.

Posted by: Karen McKarenface at August 12, 2026 10:10 AM (PiwSw)

128 127 123 Chicks dig horses....And those who ride them.

And centaurs. Or so I hear.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:08 AM (Riz8t)

And Bears.
Posted by: Karen McKarenface at August 12, 2026 10:10 AM (PiwSw)
——-

‘Meh’

— Minotaurs

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 10:10 AM (i+vnO)

129 Just give the damn horse a name and be done with it.

Posted by: America at August 12, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

130 So you dreamt you met your muzza een a tunnel. No I do not know vut dees means. Perhaps you veel travel zoon....
Posted by: Sigmund Freud


*******

Zat ees ein ridiculous akzent mein friend, und you are more Fraud than Freud. It iss simple. Effery sex psychiatrist knows ze meaning uff ein pulsating steed plunging into a tunnel...!

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at August 12, 2026 10:11 AM (I0N4X)

131 125 If you wanna ride,
Don't ride the white horse.
If you wanna ride,
Ride the white pony.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Got off the White Horse in '78, Mate! Stayed off and still standing!

Posted by: Keith Richards at August 12, 2026 10:12 AM (JM9I6)

132 Thanks Biff. Not educated in the difference between metro and the balance of NYC.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
___________

It's that way with virtually all major US cities. The core city has been stagnant or even declining in population since the mid 20th century, and the suburbs have exploded.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 10:12 AM (XvL8K)

133 129 Just give the damn horse a name and be done with it.
Posted by: America at August 12, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
-----------
In the desert, you can remember your name
Cos there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

Posted by: Dewey Bunnell, Lyricist par excellence at August 12, 2026 10:12 AM (PiwSw)

134 "...knows ze meaning uff ein pulsating steed plunging into a tunnel...!"
=====
Is this about me?

Posted by: Steely Dan at August 12, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)

135 17 Horses are dog adjacent so art.
Posted by: Tuna at August 12, 2026 09:33 AM (lJ0H4)


No poker, not art.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 12, 2026 10:13 AM (0bjKf)

136 Posted by: RandomDave

Whats the news? No news?

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:13 AM (asFP3)

137 126: what a grifting bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 10:13 AM (CjhZR)

138 I read about it … magical votes showed up at the last minute to help Crowley.

Funny how that happens when the Democrat establishment wants it to.


Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

Hasan Piker said, of the results in Wisconsin, "the knives will be out."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 10:14 AM (AdHga)

139 Hasan Piker said, of the results in Wisconsin, "the knives will be out."

Oh my. He certainly does talk butch a lot. You know, when he's not busy torturing his dog.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:16 AM (Riz8t)

140 Trivia: The Building in the background is The Dakota, on the northwest corner of Central Park West and 72nd St. That's the building John Lennon and Yoko Ono were returning home to when Lennon was gunned down some 46 years ago.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 10:17 AM (y1wyK)

141 “Into the Valley of Death rode the Six Hundred … ” - wait - where are the other 597? Bueller … ? Bueller … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at August 12, 2026 10:19 AM (ayRl+)

142 Keep in mind:

Everything the left says about white supremacy, white privilege and racism ...

... is actually 100% true and accurate about islam and arabs.
In every way, in every day, in every crime, abuse and evil.

Proving the left are not against all those--they are merely against not being the beneficiaries.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 10:19 AM (3cUTc)

143 It's that way with virtually all major US cities. The core city has been stagnant or even declining in population since the mid 20th century, and the suburbs have exploded.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
________

Detroit, for instance, has lost 2/3 of its population since 1950, but the metro area has grown by a third.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 10:20 AM (XvL8K)

144 The blonde in the back looks like she'd rather have a second rate horse between her legs than a first rate man.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:21 AM (2WIwB)

145 140 Trivia: The Building in the background is The Dakota, on the northwest corner of Central Park West and 72nd St. That's the building John Lennon and Yoko Ono were returning home to when Lennon was gunned down some 46 years ago.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

From Wiki:
"The Dakota's co-op board, which decides whether to allow prospective tenants, has a reputation for selectivity."


Like survivors from the Andrea Doria?

Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at August 12, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

146
The Punctual Rider - a limerick

A horse person out for a lark
Galloped blindly right into the dark
A bystander said,
"What's that scar on your head?"
"He replied, "An equestrian mark!"

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at August 12, 2026 10:23 AM (I0N4X)

147 /sock fail

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2026 10:24 AM (I0N4X)

148 46 years later, and I still have no reason to care about John Lennon.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

149 The white horse suddenly noticed that the sign saying "Height: 11' 8"" has gone missing …

Posted by: Dr_No at August 12, 2026 10:25 AM (ayRl+)

150 The horses seem reluctant to enter the tunnel.

Posted by: Toad-0 at August 12, 2026 10:25 AM (Ly50L)

151 “Into the Valley of Death rode the Six Hundred … ” - wait - where are the other 597? Bueller … ? Bueller … ?
Posted by: Dr_No



Where the hell is everyone going? Get back here this instant!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 10:25 AM (xHe0y)

152 >>Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

*fistbump* Was still in the MR catching up on comments.

That's a low bridge to be riding under.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 10:27 AM (NcvvS)

153 @ 148 46 years later, and I still have no reason to care about John Lennon. Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)
___________________________

Lennon's only worthwhile music was also legitimately inauthentic … remember 'Working Class Hero'? Lennon was not of the 'working class' except for its propaganda value to him.

Posted by: Dr_No at August 12, 2026 10:28 AM (ayRl+)

154 143 Muzzies are good at poppin’ out kids.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

155 Just how does something "go missing?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 10:29 AM (2Ez/1)

156 There's a low bridge in Louisville that the locals refer to as "The Can Opener."

There's plenty of signage about it; big yellow signs with the actual clearance on them, flashing lights, etc. It's a toss up whether the truck gets stuck under the overpass or just has the top of the trailer or box ripped off.

It's at least a monthly occurrence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 10:29 AM (2Cry5)

157 Posted by: Graham Platner at August 12, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

**************

That's pretty gross. What's the point?

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2026 10:29 AM (I0N4X)

158 Looks like more Depression era artwork. I see Hopper is a so-called realist, but those hats somehow stay on their heads?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 12, 2026 10:30 AM (cWLG3)

159 My nephew signed up for an equestrian class his Sr. year of high school.

"Equestrian?"

"Yeah! You know. Welding!"

"Uh......no.....that's horses......."

"Really? Crap! I better change that......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)

"Why'd they kick you out of class?"

"I asked them where i was supposed to put the ground clamp."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 10:32 AM (Ot/FD)

160 I wonder what the demographics were in 1939. Off to do some research.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 09:58 AM (2NHgQ)


Italian, Irish, Jewish, German, WASP.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 10:32 AM (l4RKn)

161 “Into the Valley of Death rode the Six Hundred … ” - wait - where are the other 597? Bueller … ? Bueller … ?
Posted by: Dr_No

Where the hell is everyone going? Get back here this instant!
Posted by: rickb22
__________

That kind of actually happened. Captain Nolan, who screwed up the original instructions on the point of attack, was killed before he could correct the mistake.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 10:32 AM (XvL8K)

162 155 Just how does something "go missing?"
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 10:29 AM (2Ez/1)

Well if it were here, it wouldn't be missing. So wherever it is that isn't here, it had to have gone there at some point!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 10:35 AM (Ot/FD)

163 Two men chasing a woman into darkness.

There's a lesson here, gentlemen.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 10:36 AM (g8Ew8)

164 They will get to the gate and have boiling oil poured on them. The end.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 10:36 AM (CjhZR)

165 Just how does something "go missing?"
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 10:29 AM (2Ez/1)



No idea.

Posted by: Congressional Budget Office at August 12, 2026 10:37 AM (2YhKe)

166 165 Just how does something "go missing?"
Posted by: I gotta ask

It happens.

Posted by: Judge Crater, Jimmy Hoffa at August 12, 2026 10:39 AM (JM9I6)

167 WOO-HOO! A tropical storm is forming east of Bermuda. Sure hope it doesn't become a major hurricane! (wink-wink)

Posted by: Dr. Rick Knapp, Weather Channel at August 12, 2026 10:39 AM (J4Dwc)

168 What was the motive of Lennon’s killer, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

169 No major hurricanes struck the US last year and this year is trending the same way.

Posted by: Weather Channel Hardest Hit at August 12, 2026 10:41 AM (JM9I6)

170 Into the pit of carkoon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2026 10:41 AM (S41Gd)

171 What was the motive of Lennon’s killer, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

Imagine no more Lennon......

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 10:41 AM (g8Ew8)

172 @161, Biff, as I recall Nolan was killed by the first shell. The Reason Why is a great book about the Charge.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:41 AM (WOnE5)

173 2 broads and their Dad's gunsel when into the tunnel. 2 broads and no gunsel came out.

Posted by: The Gunsel In The Tunnel at August 12, 2026 10:42 AM (e2lsi)

174 Lennon's killer was pissed Lennon let loose Yoko's music on the world

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:42 AM (WOnE5)

175 No major hurricanes struck the US last year and this year is trending the same way.

It's obviously global warming.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:43 AM (Riz8t)

176 174 Lennon's killer was pissed Lennon let loose Yoko's music on the world
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:42 AM (WOnE5)

"and yoko ono is standing right there and not one fucking bullet...."

Posted by: Dennis Leary at August 12, 2026 10:43 AM (Ot/FD)

177 Yoko hasn't sold her apartment at the Dakota even though she is now living on her "farm" upstate.

Posted by: My Love Will Turn You On at August 12, 2026 10:44 AM (JM9I6)

178 Yoko lives nw of me in Delaware county NY
Enough mountains between us so I don't have to here her singing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:45 AM (WOnE5)

179 BTW, anything north of the Bronx/Yonkers line is upstate.

Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at August 12, 2026 10:45 AM (JM9I6)

180 Hear not here . Jeez

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:46 AM (WOnE5)

181 Biff, as I recall Nolan was killed by the first shell. The Reason Why is a great book about the Charge.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
_________

Does it say anything about Nolan trying to waive Lucan off before he was killed? I know I've read that, but it could have been from Flashman.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 10:46 AM (XvL8K)

182 Lennon's killer was pissed Lennon let loose Yoko's music on the world

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:42 AM (WOnE5)


An avenging angel with shitty aim. He could have gotten a 2-fer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2026 10:46 AM (S41Gd)

183 So who was funding the immigration pilgrimage for all those fine upstanding strapping young Moroccan Mohammeddan Boy Scouts?

Posted by: Attention span of a gnat at August 12, 2026 10:47 AM (2Ez/1)

184 163 Two men chasing a woman into darkness.

There's a lesson here, gentlemen.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 10:36 AM (g8Ew

--
Yeah, it's hard to chase someone while they are behind you.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 12, 2026 10:47 AM (cWLG3)

185 What was the motive of Lennon’s killer, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

Probably a dumb commie like 96% of all assassins.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:47 AM (asFP3)

186 180 Hear not here . Jeez
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:46 AM (WOnE5)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HER CATERWAULING IS SO PIGFUCKINGLY AWFUL IT DISTORTS THE VERY LAWS OF GRAMMAR LIKE A MAGNET SLAPPED ON A CATHODE RAY TUBE MONITOR BY SOME UNRULY MALEVOLENT CHILD

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at August 12, 2026 10:48 AM (Ot/FD)

187 Hitting a hundred horse puns should be a cinch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2026 10:48 AM (tvdD1)

188 ..., if you're still here -

The news is no news yet. Hopefully I'll hear "your start date is..." this week. Keep prayin!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 10:49 AM (aJQbY)

189 The news is no news yet. Hopefully I'll hear "your start date is..." this week. Keep prayin!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 10:49 AM (aJQbY)

Will do RD. 🤞🏻

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:50 AM (asFP3)

190 Chairman LMAO, "he chased her, and chased her, and chased her, until she caught him"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 10:51 AM (aJQbY)

191 Ya know, Freud's practical ideas about psychology were all binned a long time ago, because it's nonsense.

But I've always found him to be a particularly unlikable intellectual douchebag, and I never could figure out quite why.

Until one minute ago, when it hit me: that guy was just a retread. His whole thing was nicely dressed in 20th century pseudoscientific folderol, but it was the same old Epicurean nonsense from the ancient Mediterranean, brought back to life for a modern audience of spiritually barren hedonists in central Europe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 10:51 AM (BI5O2)

192 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 10:51 AM (BI5O2)

The ex of a buddy of mine wrote her master's thesis on the theory that Epicurus was history's first Hipster.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 10:53 AM (Ot/FD)

193 So THAT'S where the bastard came from.

Posted by: Ichabod Crane at August 12, 2026 10:54 AM (YJPBh)

194 191 Also, his painting nekkid lardasses on ottomans.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

195 That's Jane Chisholm on the chestnut horse for all you "Diner" fans.

Posted by: Rex B at August 12, 2026 10:55 AM (R0XxO)

196 175 No major hurricanes struck the US last year and this year is trending the same way.

It's obviously global warming.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:43 AM (Riz8t)


Haven't you heard ? It's the hottest summer in history ! Except for 2021 and 1936....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 10:57 AM (4WM7K)

197 > You let Fauci bang your wife, didn't you, you cuck.
My wife? Ha!

Posted by: Drippin' Jake Tapper at August 12, 2026 10:57 AM (YJPBh)

198

Haven't you heard ? It's the hottest summer in history ! Except for 2021 and 1936....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 10:57 AM (4WM7K)



It's been several years since NTX had this many consecutive days over 100 degrees.

We're all gonna die.......

Posted by: Congressional Budget Office at August 12, 2026 10:58 AM (2YhKe)

199 And shyte.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 10:58 AM (2YhKe)

200 The ex of a buddy of mine wrote her master's thesis on the theory that Epicurus was history's first Hipster.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 10:53 AM (Ot/FD

Tough, but fair.

I would say "but he wasn't a copycat; his dumb thing was his own," but there had to be a First Hipster, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 10:58 AM (BI5O2)

201 Alternate title:

"Though Hoping For the Billy Goats Gruff, The Bridge Troll Was Perfectly Happy to Eat the Family Huffington and Their Horses"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:00 AM (iJfKG)

202 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

203 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

204
Here's some more grist for you anti-Boomers' Anti-Boomer Mill:

https://instapundit.com/816127/#disqus_thread


It may be the single stupidest bit of writing that I've ever read.

Hilariously silly. It sounds exactly like Hitler describing the Jooooooos at a rally.

Enjoy!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 11:03 AM (iJfKG)

205
168 What was the motive of Lennon’s killer, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 10:39 AM

-------

He blamed Lennon for misleading him about the nature of this world, through his music and public pronouncements, and so ruining his life. Also, he was a psycho.

The leaders of his prison group therapy endeavored to get him to understand that he was a useless piece of shit all on his own, not because of Lennon.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 11:09 AM (azNOR)

The Morning Report — 8/ 12 /26

SckedFromunda.jpg

Good morning kids. So hallelujah, as the dust settles on the primary elections across several states.

Let's start the day off with a bit of good news. The absolutely vile, hideous Francesca Hong was resoundingly, if not perhaps surprisingly defeated by a so-called moderate candidate in the Democrat primary election to see who their candidate for governor of Wisconsin will be come the general election this November.

Milwaukee County Executive David Crowley beat Democratic socialist Francesca Hong in a come-from-behind victory during the Wisconsin gubernatorial primary Tuesday night.

Crowley, 40, was ahead of the 37-year-old state representative and member of the Democratic Socialists of America 39.8% to 39.4% when the race was called by the Associated Press at 3:34 a.m.

Surveys ahead of the Badger State Democratic contest had consistently showed Hong besting Crowley by double digit percentage points. Crowley had also dropped out of the race weeks before and even endorsed another opponent, before re-entering the contest and receiving the backing of outgoing Gov. Tony Evers.

Hong who hates Israel, white people, and not merely Thanksgiving but what it represents, family, America that encompass its history, society, culture and traditions. Then again, in whole or in part this is what the Democrats en masse are all about. In their two century-long desire for absolute power they have embraced and endorsed any and every crackpot and in so doing have placed an absolute stranglehold on several key states and more crucially institutions of our government and private sector that have kept them in power all this time, primarily academia and the media.

So the question is, is Hong's defeat merely because the party and electorate see her as politically/tactically toxic during an election or that what she believes does not align with what it and they believe. My fear is that if the latter were the case, how in the world could she and all the others of her ilk have ever gotten as far as they have politically? Well, they couldn't. And yet here we are as a nation and society. Since yesterday was an open primary in Wisconsin I and my fellow Wisconsinites had the opportunity to vote for either party, and since Tom Tiffany was a shoe-in to win in the GOP, I'm wondering how many of my fellow sane republican Wisconsinites voted on the Democrat line for Crowley to pull a sort of Operation Chaos a la Limbaugh? I just realized that maybe this might not have been such a great idea as having Hong as a candidate might make our side complacent and as Dems vote for whoever has the D after their name regardless of who it is could spell disaster come November. Oh well, fellow Dairy Staters and everyone please weigh in.

Host Peter Alexander said, “There’s a conversation happening among Democrats, and I’m sure a lot of people sitting listening to this conversation right now, who have these real concerns about the sort of divide they’re experiencing within the party between the more progressive candidates and the more moderate, more centrist candidates. The fear is that ultimately it may cost the party some seats, some governors’ mansions. You saw that Abdul El-Sayed, someone you supported, obviously won what was a really close race against a more moderate Senate candidate in the state of Michigan. Right now in Wisconsin, Francesca Hong is facing some similar concerns.” He asked, “What do you make of that concern, and how do you satisfy those more centrist Democrats and independent-minded folks, in states like your own right now, who are having that real debate within their own head?” Ellison said, “I think the debate is great. I think it’s an important debate to have. Democratic, ‘big D’ Democrats are being democratic ‘small D,’ meaning that we’re debating ideas.

Yes, Keith Ellison is a sick freak but he's also the Attorney General of the state of Minnesota. His views are absolutely in line with Hong and all the rest, and he has been the AG of Mn for many many years and through many election cycles. I suppose one can argue that social media posts can come back to bite candidates in the ass but then again, how is it that my old hometown of NYC can swing from the madness of a David Dinkins to 12-plus years of a golden age under Rudy Giuliani and then embrace DeBolshevik and then DeBolshevik on steroids Mamdani?! I don't get it.

From coast-to-coast, voters on the left are turning to the DSA (Democratic Socialists of America) to lead them to the promised land. For them, of course, the promised land is communism.

Not surprisingly, the DSA candidates usually run under the Democrat banner. Democrats and communists have always been soul mates.

In 1948, Henry A. Wallace, who had been FDR’s vice president from 1941 to 1945, ran for president under the Progressive Party banner. The Progressive Party was hard left and strongly aligned with, and supported by, the Communist Party of America. Wallace received 2.4% of the vote. Unfortunately, today’s communists (costumed in DSA clothing behind the Democrat curtain) are getting ten times that.

But don’t call them communists! Ask Democrats or DSA members, and they’ll vehemently deny they’re communists. The DSA will assert, “We’re not communists, we’re docialists. BIG difference!” Really? And Democrats often won’t even agree that they’re socialists, despite having mirror image policies.

Speaking of Rush Limbaugh, as the late great Maha Rushie of blessed memory once observed, When the Left promises paradise on earth and free everything, it's impossible to run against Santa Claus and beat him. The irony there of course is the Left's preternatural hatred of everything Christian, but the analogy is nevertheless spot on.

But of course, a lot of people are going to have to be liquidated and the past 250 years of our unique "exceptional" history completely erased in order for their fever dreams to be realized

Abolish The Police, Seize The Corporations, Erase The Borders This is the DSA platform Democrats don’t want you to read.

While some in the Democrat Party are freaking out over the freaks like Hong there they are running and ins some cases like Mamdani winning. Yes the entirety of the Wisconsin populace cannot be compared to that of NYC as a whole. But there's Keith Ellison, who unlike a John Fetterman or even a Chuck Schumer is eager to embrace the overt Commies. Of course so long as they have a D next to their name, Democrats must vote for that candidate.

Speaking of Paradise on Earth — elsewhere in the world, as Iran continues to be a festering boil on the world's backside, let me just state for the record that President Trump and Israel's combined effort so far to prevent these fiends from obtaining nuclear weapons and initiating armageddon as the precursor to permanent global Islamic domination, was absolutely necessary to the safety and security of the world.

This item is rather alarming:

Pakistan’s Defence Minister Khawaja Asif has called for Islamic nations to set aside their differences and join Islamabad’s defence agreement with Saudi Arabia and Turkey to form a military alliance along the lines of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO). Talking to Geo News, Asif said the Mecca Joint Defence Agreement shouldn’t be an ‘exclusive club’ and urged Islamic nations to put their difference aside and join the pact. . . “I think that, along the lines of NATO, Muslim countries should put their own differences aside–the transactional issues or bilateral disputes they have with one another — and stand together on this one platform,” he added. . .

. . . Pakistan is the world’s primary enforcer of Islamic blasphemy laws. It’s a state sponsor of terrorism, holds an estimated 170 nuclear warheads, and is steadily modernizing its arsenal. Its longest-range operational missile is the Shaheen 3, which can hit targets up to 1,709 miles. Saudi Arabia is the location of Mecca and Medina, Islam’s holiest cities. Turkey is “the new Iran,” a Muslim Brotherhood-supporting nation with revanchist aims. Recently, Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”

But let's not lose our heads over Islam!

Of course who the new American red guards of the DSA can't shoot into a mass grave will be taken care of by the graduates of our Madrassas...

Her nearly 300-page study examines an English-language Islamic Studies curriculum spanning Grades 1 through 12, published by Darussalam and supplemented by other widely circulated educational texts. Rather than approaching Islamic education through sociological generalizations or newspaper accounts of radicalization, she examines what children themselves encounter: textbooks, exercises, religious stories, prescribed behavior, Quranic passages, accounts of Mohammed and his companions, and the material that is emphasized, softened, postponed, or omitted. The result is one of the more important studies of Islamic education to appear in recent years.

With any luck I'll be dead and not have to worry about anything more than having my tombstone desecrated.

But at least Hong has been sidelined, at least for now so on that bit of positive news, I bid you all to

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1 Happy Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (/+uur)

2 Happy Hump Day, Horde!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (2CeDH)

3 Congrats on first & first nood! Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (NcvvS)

4 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:15 AM (kmiHN)

5 Holiday-hating Francesca Hong loses to moderate David Crowley in Wisconsin gubernatorial primary (she hates America, not just holidays - jjs


I was just reading this on the yahoo website. One of the articles there declared this "a dramatic upset".


This is good news for wisconsin.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (cpFbA)

6 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (NR6c1)

7 RE: Wisconsin Gubernatorial election:

Results remain unofficial until official certification in the coming weeks, which is standard. The margin was under 1%, so a recount request was possible (at the campaign’s expense above a certain threshold), but reports indicate Hong conceded, which effectively closed off that path.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (6UO0E)

8
And the DSA will say, "Boo hoo hoo! Your're calling us Communists for wanting to feed starving children!" No, it's because you want to tear up the Constitution, massacre Jews and confiscate property.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)

9 Do you think Bernie and AOC not really endorsing Hong caused her defeat, or did the so-called anti-oligarchs either know she'd lose or didn't really care?

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (2CeDH)

10 Was Wisconsin's Demoncrapic primary cheesy or what!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:17 AM (6UO0E)

11 gotta love that small-d energy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM (Ot/FD)

12 No, it's because you want to tear up the Constitution, massacre Jews and confiscate property.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)
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Massacre whites, too.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM (6UO0E)

13 10 Was Wisconsin's Demoncrapic primary cheesy or what!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:17 AM (6UO0E)


Hong defeated Fromunda...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM (x0n13)

14 Thank heavens, JJ is here! Bring in the birthday cake and let's get started on the pinata.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:19 AM (sWibC)

15 And the DSA will say, "Boo hoo hoo! Your're calling us Communists for wanting to feed starving children!" No, it's because you want to tear up the Constitution, massacre Jews and confiscate property.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)

You don't get points for feeding starving children if they're chained up in your basement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:19 AM (Ot/FD)

16 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (2Cry5)

17
Willowed:

Most unpleasant movie experience I had was being dragooned into seeing Mamma Mia!! with my wife, mother-in-law, and daughter. Considered faking a heart attack.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (CQyEl)


I was dragooned into seeing the musical. It's the most despicable AWFL thing ever. I hated every single person associated with it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (O0L8i)

18 Flock cameras are making cops break the law. Just in Georgia, dozens of officers have been arrested for abusing the system by doing things like tracking ex- girlfriends and spouses.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)

19 With any luck I'll be dead and not have to worry about anything more than having my tombstone desecrated.
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You might have to worry about discovering that you will become a registered Democrat.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:21 AM (6UO0E)

20 Hopefully, now that that crazy bitch Ching Chang Choo or whatever her name is lost, she will maybe now remove herself from the planet, being a psychopath and all.

She would probably fuck that up too but here's to hoping.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Thanksgiving Day at August 12, 2026 07:21 AM (e2lsi)

21 Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’
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It takes a real man to admit when they're wrong

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (sWibC)

22 It takes a real man to admit when they're wrong
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (sWibC)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (Ot/FD)

23 >Moderate David Crowley.

Whenever I hear, "Moderate," I get suspicious.

Whenever I hear, "Milwaukee County," I know something's rotten.

Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (Q+gd/)

24 Hong's rump taste's like my mother's penis!

Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (mexfo)

25
Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

No, it's the second dumbest thing you've ever done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:23 AM (O0L8i)

26 I think that the way the media reports this as a DSA candidate Hong VS “moderate” Crowley is very misleading. Crowley (all Dems without exception) is not moderate; he’s as much a radical as Hong but only hides it better.

Moderate democrat is a contradiction in terms. Heck even Fetterman, look at his voting record

The days of having Dems like Sam Nunn are long over. Nunn is still alive BTW which surprised me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 07:23 AM (zEBE+)

27 El-Sayed also suggested removing the right to bear arms in favor of a right to healthcare. “What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

What does that even mean? Right to Healthcare. US probably has the most advanced emergency responders in the world by a factor of 2 or 3. And when they save your sorry ass we have the most advanced trauma hospitals by a factor of 4 or 5x.

Right to Healthcare is a code word for a Big Govt program that decides who, when, and where people get help.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

28 Whenever I hear, "Moderate," I get suspicious.

Whenever I hear, "Milwaukee County," I know something's rotten.
Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (Q+gd/)

To misquote George Carlin from memory:

Crazy will beat you to death with a nine inch steel dildo.

F***'n Nuts will beat you to death with a nine inch steel dildo... but will be wearing a Bugs Bunny costume at the time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:25 AM (Ot/FD)

29 I was dragooned into seeing the musical. It's the most despicable AWFL thing ever. I hated every single person associated with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (O0L8i)
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My wife tried that on me. I resisted. Now she's after me to go see some pop singer trying to disguise as a country musician, but I told her my new knee isn't sufficiently healed to stand for two hours. Heh, I knew I'd love my bionic parts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:25 AM (sWibC)

30 At Least Five Underage Girls Allegedly Raped in Spanish Ceuta Following Migrant Invasion

Western White Liberal Woman: "Ugh...The term is 'surprise boyfriend. This is part of their beautiful, non-western culture and those girls probably oppressed them!"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:25 AM (NR6c1)

31 A "centrist" is merely somebody who is happy to be ideologically yanked around by two parties at once, instead of just one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:26 AM (Ot/FD)

32
“What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

Sure, pal. Let's tweak the Constitution. Two-thirds vote in the House and Senate and ratification by 3/4 of the states.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:26 AM (O0L8i)

33
Hopefully, now that that crazy bitch Ching Chang Choo or whatever her name is lost, she will maybe now remove herself from the planet, being a psychopath and all.

She would probably fuck that up too but here's to hoping.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Thanksgiving Day


Nah. She'll get right in there and set to work preparing a Thanksgiving to remember.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 12, 2026 07:27 AM (s9VOe)

34 My finger smells like Minger!

Posted by: Pawl at August 12, 2026 07:27 AM (MWfyi)

35 Hong losing is bad news, not good news. Republicans could have made inroads with suburban women just by saying the New Democrats hate Thanksgiving and Valentines. Oh well.

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 12, 2026 07:27 AM (R86kT)

36
Off to say my Rosary. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:27 AM (O0L8i)

37 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:28 AM (kmiHN)

38 > U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to spend up to $20 million on thousands of G.L.O.V.E. devices by March. The name stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter.
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This is silly.

Use the guns they already have.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 07:28 AM (2Cry5)

39 31 A "centrist" is merely somebody who is happy to be ideologically yanked around by two parties at once, instead of just one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:26 AM (Ot/FD)


Knows what to say to maintain a seat at the trough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)

40 What does that even mean? Right to Healthcare.

His "healthcare" messaging is a distraction. The real intent is the monopoly of force by the abolition of the 2nd. If it weren't, why "replace" an amendment if you couldn't just suggest adding another one?

Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 07:29 AM (Ysav4)

41 eh, too bad, I was looking forward to hong vs. Tiffany.

G'mornin' everyone!

Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 12, 2026 07:30 AM (VyBeY)

42 "you know what would really be Fair is if we shitcanned something you like and replaced it with something I like. Then it all balances out and everybody wins!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (Ot/FD)

43 >WaPo: Trump Took Secret Flight to Evade Iranian Assassination Plot After NATO Summit
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Why are we telling the world how we protect the President?



Trump Doubles Down on U.S. ‘Total Control’ of Hormuz: Iran Can Crumble Economically or Get ‘Blown Away’
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Just stop.Please just stop.

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

44 41 eh, too bad, I was looking forward to hong vs. Tiffany.

G'mornin' everyone!

Thank you, JJ!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 12, 2026 07:30 AM (VyBeY)



Yeah, looks like we're heading for an Evers clone instead of a Scott Walker. We shall see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (x0n13)

45 And the DSA will say, "Boo hoo hoo! Your're calling us Communists for wanting to feed starving children!"

So...what's stopping you from feeding those starving children?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)

46 And we got Ralph Norman in a run off with Lindsey's sister. Toss up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:34 AM (kmiHN)

47 >WaPo: Trump Took Secret Flight to Evade Iranian Assassination Plot After NATO Summit
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I'm still loving the Fake Jake classic tweet, complaining the Secret Service prioritized the safety of the President over reporters. Fricking idiot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:34 AM (en7t0)

48 So once again we have a double digit polling error from last nights wisconsin election. In the last poll conducted Aug 4-5 hong was ahead 19 points.


Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)

49 > A Pakistani migrant who is charged with sexually assaulting an elderly, wheelchair bound woman in Boston will likely be released by the state government thanks to Massachusetts’ sanctuary laws,

His attorney successfully argued that he should've been provided with a goat at state expense.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (IG3/x)

50 Illegal Immigrant Released By Biden Kills Roommate With Machete As He Gave Chilling Last Words.

Adds "Ask potential roommate if the carry a machete" to roommate question.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (/+uur)

51 I'm still loving the Fake Jake classic tweet, complaining the Secret Service prioritized the safety of the President over reporters. Fricking idiot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:34 AM (en7t0)

I still feel like the world was robbed of the iconic image of fifty staffers and journalists hanging off the ass end of a catering truck going across the tarmac like a pile of Calcutta laborers on their way to work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:36 AM (Ot/FD)

52 Abolish The Police, Seize The Corporations, Erase The Borders This is the DSA platform Democrats don’t want you to read.

• Do they count on the fact that police are what protects tyrants and criminals from an armed public who has lost all faith in the court systems?

• Most corporations are largely held by a relatively small handful of funds: Fidelity, State Street, Black*, etc. Much of this is pension funds, so there is already a form of public ownership. What do they hope to accomplish by seizing something they know nothing about?

• Borders: clearly population replacement. Smart, entrepreneurial, moral, creatives are anathema to a police state.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:38 AM (pawvM)

53 “There is no country in history that has managed to hold on to a large financial fortune over time. Fortunes are always lost in the end.”
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The Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Investment Fund CEO morosely announcing a record profit in the most recent six month period.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:41 AM (h8R6b)

54 So once again we have a double digit polling error from last nights wisconsin election. In the last poll conducted Aug 4-5 hong was ahead 19 points.


Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)

The enduring power of AND

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 07:41 AM (zEBE+)

55 Flock cameras are making cops break the law. Just in Georgia, dozens of officers have been arrested for abusing the system by doing things like tracking ex- girlfriends and spouses.
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)


Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law. Flock simply allows (or, frankly, encourages) them to indulge their basest impulses while hiding behind technology.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (qRla/)

56 Ever since I heard about the "religious" ruling that if a Muzzie gets caught banging a goat he's required to sell the sexy beast to the next village (presumably to remove temptation), I've wondered if they have a clandestine circuit of "hot" goats, like the way that strippers get rotated from city to city.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (IG3/x)

57 “Ireland has already demonstrated to the world what principled leadership looks like. In the 1980s, Ireland became the first European country to ban the import of goods from apartheid South Africa,” the Priests Against Genocide statement wrote in its anti-Israel petition.

Now call for the ban the import of food and services into South Africa for the way the Boers are treated.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur)

58 I still feel like the world was robbed of the iconic image of fifty staffers and journalists hanging off the ass end of a catering truck going across the tarmac like a pile of Calcutta laborers on their way to work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:36 AM (Ot/FD)
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Maybe we can still get that image! Come on WH press corps, show a little humor!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (h8R6b)

59 Trump stays on the plane and ignores the threat. The plane gets blown up. Tapper goes away like everyone else does.

Instead, they created an ambiguity so that it couldn't be determined which plane the target was on, so the attack was halted. Tapper lives, like everyone else does.

So Trump's actions saved your life, G.I. Schmoe. Don't ever forget it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (Ot/FD)

60 Ever since I heard about the "religious" ruling that if a Muzzie gets caught banging a goat he's required to sell the sexy beast to the next village (presumably to remove temptation), I've wondered if they have a clandestine circuit of "hot" goats, like the way that strippers get rotated from city to city.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Spearmint Billy Goat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:44 AM (kmiHN)

61 Continuing:


I would appreciate a deep dive by a knowledgeable source into the whole business of polling these days.
How can it be conducted with any degree of objectivity?
Phone? No one answers numbers they don't recognize and land lines barely exist.
Online? How to avoid duplicate entries and assure a random cross section?
Mail? Too slow?
I think just about every poll news story is just designed to get page views and mouse clicks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

In the nic is a good start by our TJM.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM (dK+Kv)

62
32
“What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

Sure, pal. Let's tweak the Constitution. Two-thirds vote in the House and Senate and ratification by 3/4 of the states.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:26 AM (O0L8i)

Proponents act like this is some new idea, and have no idea that the “positive bill of rights” was a big feature of the far left in the 30’s and 40’s. Easy to make if sound so good - yet the Soviet Union had a “positive bill of rights” in its constitution.

Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

Of course, a totalitarian system is always the true goal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM (pLSjm)

63 > Spearmint Billy Goat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:44 AM (kmiHN)

(golf clap)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM (IG3/x)

64 "People who are highly educated in this country were promised this path of economic success."
DSA capitalizes on Americans' downward mobility

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Nobody is "promised" any path to economic success. It isn't something you buy and then possess, like any other tangible household item. So many of you bought stupid, useless degrees without ever taking a moment's thought as to whether Lesbian Studies were going to land you a good, high paying job. Even in legit fields, you have no right to economic success. It's an earned commodity that isn't commensurate with how highly educated you think you are or what degrees you hold in your hand.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

65 Sadly hong wasn't curb stomped, it was too damned close.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:46 AM (2NHgQ)

66 I think about that when I see such: "Crowley beat Democratic socialist Francesca Hong in a come-from-behind victory . . . ."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:46 AM (dK+Kv)

67 "Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law."

That bitch made me track her and her new boyfriend. It's her fault I got fired.

Posted by: An ex-cop at August 12, 2026 07:46 AM (MWfyi)

68 Also worthy of a re-perusal.

But I think it’s even more likely that she *never* actually led, and that it’s another sign that the entire practice of polling is now irretrievably broken, and produces nothing but nonsense results that mirror the biases of the pollster.

If this is so, then double digit misses by the polls are going to become the norm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 06:04 AM (pLSjm)
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner:

https://tinyurl.com/5yhnrub3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:11 AM (6UO0E)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:47 AM (dK+Kv)

69 “What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

This is what happens when there is zero sum ideology—that nothing can be created, only cannibalized or destroyed.

But since these clowns believe that there is numerical cap on the number of Constitutional Amendments, why not get the easy disposable ones like the 18th and 21st? Go with the 18th and put something really retarded and evil in there, then we can point to Amendment 21 § 1 and tell them to fuck right off.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:47 AM (NzX/y)

70 The El-Sayed polling was way off too. He was supposedly 15 points ahead and barely won… fake and gay

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 07:47 AM (zEBE+)

71 And we got Ralph Norman in a run off with Lindsey's sister. Toss up.

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She was up on him nearly 8% at final tally. I have no idea where all the Sanford, Lynch, Fry votes will go. Norman has to attract a lot of them to overcome what seems like momentum in her court. Can't say I'm thrilled.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI)

72 What do they hope to accomplish by seizing something they know nothing about?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:38 AM (pawvM)

I have wondered this several times in my life. I regularly see whole systems (think schools and homeless) that are completely taken over by quote unquote concerned outsiders and then see the complete collapse of the system.
Clownworld Pivot assumes that once the collapse happens, then the White Knight (pun intended) will ride in to save said system.
Yet it has NEVER EVER happened in my lifetime.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:48 AM (/+uur)

73 Perhaps Hong can take up a new career as a component of the National Strategic Crazy Eye Reserve.

Or perhaps she could squeeze past her Marxist credentials enough to take a private sector job at "Bunny Boilers R Us".

Have you seen the eyes on that woman?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:48 AM (IG3/x)

74 65 Sadly hong wasn't curb stomped, it was too damned close.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:46 AM (2NHgQ)

I'm rooting for chaos, so a thin margin between these schmucks is ideal in my view. Keep the party schizophrenic. Keep all of them at each other's throats. A clean victory demoralizes the loser, but a by-a-nose finish sends everyone to the mattresses where we can kick back and root for casualties.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:48 AM (Ot/FD)

75 "Turkey is “the new Iran,” a Muslim Brotherhood-supporting nation with revanchist aims. Recently, Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”

and yet Trump is still "considering"? selling F-35s to Turkey, and bristled that "no one tells me who to sell our jets to" (or something like that) at the question of Netanyahu not liking the idea. Complicated world these days.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (vbXSk)

76 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)

77 The Biden's Dog post on the polling, one out of how many had it close? Marquette had her at +1, so 2 points off not the crap spewed by the others.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (2NHgQ)

78 161 In the nic is a good start by our TJM.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM

Thanks for that, had forgotten it. Very good summary. People love the idea that some future event can be mathematically predicted, even when that idea is garbage.

Texas polling is particularly awful; Texas has 254 counties, but only 5 or 6 truly high population counties. (The big cities, natch). It’s difficult to contact rural and smaller town voters, so almost every poll done will end up being just a poll of a few hundred voters in those places.

Yet it’s known by all that the other 249 counties vote in a completely contrary way to the votes from the big cities. This would be extremely expensive to get around, though, so no public polls even try.

I think of this every time I see another stupid Fox poll claiming Talarico is leading Paxton.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (pLSjm)

79 Naomi Wolf Video: The Vax’s Crippling of Human Sexual Organs'

The Vax turned my snake and nuts into a worm and BBs...
BUT I didn't get better!

Posted by: Vaxxed Villager at August 12, 2026 07:50 AM (l3cgK)

80 'Moderate' Crowley will be strong competition for Tiffany. Plus the cheat.

Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (Q+gd/)

81 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (xHe0y)

82 Winner, winner, chicken dinner:
https://tinyurl.com/5yhnrub3
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:11 AM (6UO0E)

Big Lou is just like you, older, fatter, winner winner fried chicken dinner and he's on meds too!

Posted by: Big Lou Insurance at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (e2lsi)

83 Sadly hong wasn't curb stomped, it was too damned close.

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Very, very close. It portends a scary future on the direction of the Democrat Party voters. And we will get dragged along with it, like being tied to the back of a car bumper and driven down the highway on the road to socialist hell. There's no getting around how that crazy party is changing, and it's morphing quickly into something monstrous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI)

84 Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

Corollary: A "Balanced Budget Amendment" would then mandate that the government seize whatever they need to in the form of taxes, assets, labor and tribute to cover their insatiable desire to spend public monies—it would literally legislate Communism.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (/TiS1)

85 > 76 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)

Caught him playing hide the salami with another dude would be my guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (IG3/x)

86 Caught him playing hide the salami with another dude would be my guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (IG3/x)

Maybe he just kept leaving the seat down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:52 AM (Ot/FD)

87 Winner, winner, chicken dinner:

https://tinyurl.com/5yhnrub3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:11 AM (6UO0E)
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Somehow, the polls were 100 per cent wrong. All of them. Nate Silver will have to go back to playing poker.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:52 AM (6sN1y)

88 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)


Cheated on her, gave her an STD is my guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:53 AM (dK+Kv)

89 Headline comments...
If the New Allah-worshipping Treaty Organization happens, Turkey will need to be kicked from the OG NATO.

Southwest Airlines used to be the almost-decent airline. What happened to them?! No more free-range seating, now this... they're on track to become Spirit.

Wearing kid GLOVES - because how dare we shoot unrepentant recidivist invaders...

DSA - over-credentialed and under-intelligent is no way to go through life, son.

Naomi Wolf - would prefer a transcript, I hate watching videos for articles

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 07:53 AM (aJQbY)

90 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

91 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)

She found out what we kinda knew all along… he’s a gay as Liberace…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (zEBE+)

92 Cheated on her, gave her an STD is my guess.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:53 AM (dK+Kv)


Worse, she found a copy of Thomas Sowell's Basic Economics hidden in his sock drawer.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (PiwSw)

93 88 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)


Cheated on her, gave her an STD is my guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:53 AM (dK+Kv)

In C and it's derivatives, one of the basic libraries used is stdio.h (for standard input/output). In this case, it would be more like STD in-out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (l3cgK)

94 > "Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law."
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Flock, and other surveillance systems in use, permit anyone who's been approved to search their databases. It's not just law enforcement.

It's most anyone in city, county, state government with permission. I just assume it's mostly cops, emergency management and the like.

Just not the public.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (2Cry5)

95 66 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. I'm hoping for a cool day and one where I have the energy to concentrate on editing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (qRla/)

96 From the NY Post:
"Hong trailed her rival by more than 3,200 votes out of more than 787,000 ballots cast as of 6 a.m. ET., a margin of 0.41 percentage points."

And this is what it looks like to be "resoundingly" defeated?

Hunh. I guess I need to go back to remedial Adverb And Arithmetic School.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

97 In C and it's derivatives, one of the basic libraries used is stdio.h (for standard input/output). In this case, it would be more like STD in-out...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (l3cgK)
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That's pretty sharp! We award you a plus plus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:57 AM (6sN1y)

98 Good morning again Horde thx JJ. Happy Hump Day.
Interesting elections. Hong getting beat shows how crappy polling actually is. Crowley who won for angry last week when someone called him "establishment". Him winning will make it tougher for the Republican Tiffany, but there is always the possibility that the DSA types will not show up
In Minn the Tafoya v Flanagan race should be interesting. Flanagan is literally a lunatic.
Larson a 14 term Dem got smoked in Conn by a further left guy. It's Conn so no surprise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:58 AM (WOnE5)

99 >>I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

Who shitcanned the relationship, him or her?

Maybe it was him. Maybe he got tired of her ever-growing diva persona and punched out.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 07:59 AM (J4Dwc)

100 Clownworld Pivot assumes that once the collapse happens, then the White Knight (pun intended) will ride in to save said system.
Yet it has NEVER EVER happened in my lifetime.


Overlay Generational Theory on C/P which wants to force a Fourth Turning, hoping that their people will be in leadership position in order to bring about the guaranteed Glorious Awakening that Generational Theory demands.

This is why Clinton et al where big-time into this. They believed that they are masters over space and time and could compress GT turnings by sheer force of will.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:59 AM (xE0sV)

101 "It's most anyone in city, county, state government with permission. I just assume it's mostly cops, emergency management and the like.

Just not the public.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

The surveillance state has been normalized. It's expected nowadays that there will be video. I don't know how we get back from that. It will become more and more intrusive.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:59 AM (MWfyi)

102 94 > "Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law."
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Flock, and other surveillance systems in use, permit anyone who's been approved to search their databases. It's not just law enforcement.

It's most anyone in city, county, state government with permission. I just assume it's mostly cops, emergency management and the like.

Just not the public.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (2Cry5)

If cops are doing it, you know other agencies are doing it. It's a good way to keep track of those the Gov't wants to keep track of (along with using cell phone data). I the vid from Pixy's thread, they were using it to keep track of a man who consistently handed the city council their asses for their behavior...and so they kept track of him for no LEGITIMATE reason.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 07:59 AM (l3cgK)

103 Right to Healthcare is a code word for a Big Govt program that decides who, when, and where people get help.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

Or in the prescient words of Sarah Palin: death panels

Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 08:00 AM (SjAWL)

104 According to a report from the local El Pueblo de Ceuta newspaper, the University Hospital of Ceuta (HUCE) treated at least five girls under the age of 14 years old after they were apparently raped culturally enriched.
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That reads a little better.

Posted by: Spanish Government Internet Editing Service at August 12, 2026 08:00 AM (6sN1y)

105 In any case though, it will never be the camera's fault. It will be a human doing human things, like breaking the law to follow it's ex-spouse.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:01 AM (MWfyi)

106 66 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. I'm hoping for a cool day and one where I have the energy to concentrate on editing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (qRla/)

MP, do you use anyone, or just self-edit?

Just completed a final draft and format for novel. I used editors suggested to me by Sarah Hoyt. Now, all I need to do is figure out how to get it to market.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

107 103 Right to Healthcare is a code word for a Big Govt program that decides who, when, and where people get help.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

Or in the prescient words of Sarah Palin: death panels

Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 08:00 AM (SjAWL)

any so-called right that someone else has to pay for is not a right, but a privilege over others forced to pay for it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (l3cgK)

108 Somehow, the polls were 100 per cent wrong. All of them. Nate Silver will have to go back to playing poker.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:52 AM (6sN1y)

And it points out the big flaw in things like RCP’s poll averages. The idea is that some polls are high , some are low, but the average will be more accurate.

BUT when the polls are 100% wrong, then this just gives you the average wrong answer. And it’s MORE wrong than the few polls that are close. Meaningless.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (pLSjm)

109 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (JvZF+)

110 The preferred Newspeak term for C++ is "C Double-Plus Ungood".

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: The George Orwell School of Technology at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (IG3/x)

111 The Democrats putting distance between themselves and the DSA's crazy candidates has nothing to do with policy differences. The Democrats understand that they can't get elected if they tell the truth--the DSA hasn't quite figured that out yet.

Posted by: navyhbs at August 12, 2026 08:03 AM (XuqS/)

112 Somehow, the polls were 100 per cent wrong"

Wong?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

113 Mandela Barnes dropped out a couple of weeks ago in Wisconsin governor race. He still got 28k votes , largely early voting. Those votes probably would have gone mostly to Hong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:03 AM (WOnE5)

114 105 In any case though, it will never be the camera's fault. It will be a human doing human things, like breaking the law to follow it's ex-spouse.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:01 AM (MWfyi)

Because humans are corruptible creatures given over to their own emotions and desires. Any tool, in general, is not evil, just able to be used in a way that's evil.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:03 AM (l3cgK)

115 Sure, Mr. Johnson, we can treat your hangnail. We can get you in on...let's see, August 19, 2035.

Or we can just kill you right now for free.

Posted by: Canada's Free Health Care System at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (IG3/x)

116 Gill said.
I have a half a million dollars in student loan debt personally, and not seeing that translate into economic success because in our society the scales are so tipped in one direction to benefit the rich and the wealthy."

Who da fuck would loan an 18 to 22 YO young woman $500,000?
Uncle Sugar thats who!

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

117 MN AG Ellison: Great to Have Socialists in the Party, Dems Are ‘Debating Ideas’
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Something new for Demoncrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (6sN1y)

118 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

119 Ding Dong the Hong Got Schlonged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

120 Or we can just kill you right now for free.
Posted by: Canada's Free Health Care System at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (IG3/x)

The #4 cause of death in Canada is MAD

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:05 AM (/+uur)

121 115 Sure, Mr. Johnson, we can treat your hangnail. We can get you in on...let's see, August 19, 2035.

Or we can just kill you right now for free.

Posted by: Canada's Free Health Care System at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (IG3/x)

One day there will be additional incentives to euthanize...Hey, kids, your grandparents' inheritance awaits you!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:05 AM (l3cgK)

122 So how "moderate" is David Crowley?

"I urge leaders at both the local and state level to work together and follow the lead of Milwaukee County in declaring racism as a public health crisis."

Oh. Ohhhhhh.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:05 AM (asFP3)

123 119 Ding Dong the Hong Got Schlonged.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)
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If Hong is Wong, I don't wanne be White.

Posted by: Bitter Ender Hong Supporter at August 12, 2026 08:06 AM (PiwSw)

124 > The #4 cause of death in Canada is MAD
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:05 AM (/+uur)

Ah. So like "safe, legal, and rare" abortions then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 08:06 AM (IG3/x)

125 And it points out the big flaw in things like RCP’s poll averages. The idea is that some polls are high , some are low, but the average will be more accurate.

BUT when the polls are 100% wrong, then this just gives you the average wrong answer. And it’s MORE wrong than the few polls that are close. Meaningless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (pLSjm)

Averaging is a kind of (simple) filter… it’ll reduce (zero mean) noise. But it’ll do absolutely nothing to remove unknown bias errors in your data. I’m beginning to believe pollsters intentionally add bias to their data… or they’re just frickin’ incompetent

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (zEBE+)

126 Polls are as accurate as weather forecasters.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

127 > Somehow, the polls were 100 per cent wrong. All of them.
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Polls are commissioned by people who have a narrative to push, a candidate they support, or a cause they champion.

They're seldom, if ever, a bellwether of public support.

And the media, which can never be trusted to tell the truth about anything, reports the results.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (2Cry5)

128 Ding Dong the Hong Got Schlonged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

Only metaphorically, obviously.

Because Hong hates Dong.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (AdHga)

129 The surveillance state has been normalized.

And promoted. Just trawl through any true crime channel and see how many programs praise the ubiquity of cameras in 'helping' to solve a crime. See No Evil is the biggest propagandist.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (qRla/)

130 In a series of tense airport standoffs, gate agents and corporate executives at major carriers like Southwest Airlines have repeatedly blocked Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers from accessing jet bridges, shielded passenger manifests, and demanded administrative hurdles to prevent federal agents from taking illegal visa overstayers into custody, according to recent reports by national news outlets.

Option 1: Arrest the people interfering.
Option 2: Fine them.
Option 3: Ground the airline. This would be unpopular as it would affect the innocent passengers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

131 Minnesota U.S. Senate candidate and Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan (D) responded to criticism of her on fraud by saying that “Republicans are running against every Democrat in this race on that issue, because they are distracting from the fact that we have one of the most corrupt presidents in our nation’s history.”
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Drumpf is why we stole all that money! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:08 AM (6sN1y)

132 126 Polls are as accurate as weather forecasters.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

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*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jim Cramer at August 12, 2026 08:08 AM (PiwSw)

133 Ding Dong the Hong Got Schlonged.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

Heh heh…. Anything that reminds me of Trump talking about how he schlonged Hillary will result in an out loud laugh….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (zEBE+)

134 However, big business, including lobbying groups like FWD.us, is expected to push back against these measures, given the rewards it reaps from undercutting American workers by importing foreign workers.

What has the past reflexive siding with business gained the people over the past few decades?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

135 Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

Corollary: A "Balanced Budget Amendment" would then mandate that the government seize whatever they need to in the form of taxes, assets, labor
and tribute to cover their insatiable desire to spend public monies—it would literally legislate Communism.
Posted by: Community Notes


Democrats in 1861 vs 2026. No change. Still wants slavery.
Can't say more because that would be an instant ban-hammering.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (xHe0y)

136 Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”
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Promote that guy!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (JvZF+)

137 I said last night that AOC should date Elon Musk.

They were flirting with each other pretty hard back in the days when X was still Twitter.

And it's not like he doesn't have a long history of impregnating crazy bitches, enough so that it must be a kink for him.

At least he's rich enough to insulate himself from some of the consequences of sticking it in crazy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (IG3/x)

138 131 Minnesota U.S. Senate candidate and Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan (D) responded to criticism of her on fraud by saying that “Republicans are running against every Democrat in this race on that issue, because they are distracting from the fact that we have one of the most corrupt presidents in our nation’s history.”
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Drumpf is why we stole all that money! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:08 AM (6sN1y)

Dems are masters at DARVO (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim & Offender). It they scream loudly about something like corruption and blame the Re-Pubic-ans, you have to know that the dems have an Augean Stable of corruption they're trying to divert the public's view from.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (l3cgK)

139 Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law. Flock simply allows (or, frankly, encourages) them to indulge their basest impulses while hiding behind technology.

In yesterday's ONT video, Flock, for the purposes of protecting the privacy of abusive, snooping users of Flock's spy services, anonymized the actor so that the guilty party can remain anonymous while tracking a known person's every move.

The other great segment was where interviewing a spokesperp for Flock, the guy said "we welcome regulation" when asked about the rampant abuse of the system. Yeah. Sure, Jan.

The sociopaths who lust over this new found power are going to self-regulate and pass laws that criminalize the reason they use tax dollars to underwrite their voyeurism.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (a3CJ+)

140 Heh heh…. Anything that reminds me of Trump talking about how he schlonged Hillary will result in an out loud laugh….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (zEBE+)

He actually had said Obama schlonged her in 2008. Great if not horrifying mental imagery when preparing to run against someone who won't stop talking about how she's a WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN.

The man understands how to persuade people. We are going to miss him badly when he goes, hopefully many years from now.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (asFP3)

141 Who da fuck would loan an 18 to 22 YO young woman $500,000?
Uncle Sugar thats who!
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)
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It's wild she would have even considered borrowing the money. Just amazes me; did she not sit down and map out how her cash flow would be impacted?

Why should society be completely upended just because a really stupid woman made a crazy personal financial decision?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (6sN1y)

142 "We welcome regulation" -> "We'll help you write the regulation so that we're the only option and we have all the power"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (aJQbY)

143 Yeah, looks like we're heading for an Evers clone instead of a Scott Walker. We shall see.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (x0n13)
******
He's worse than Evers. Crowley said he would support Hong if she won.
He's just as crazy as all the DSA candidates. He just hides it better.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (NpAcC)

144 The Trump administration should have stood its ground in its earlier effort to zero out the failed Great Society program.
Head Start Has Never Worked
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My number one example of government failure that continues ONLY due to graft and inertia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (JvZF+)

145 Why should society be completely upended just because a really stupid woman made a crazy personal financial decision?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (6sN1y)


Hello There!!

Posted by: The Community Reinvestment Act at August 12, 2026 08:13 AM (PiwSw)

146 MP, do you use anyone, or just self-edit?

Just completed a final draft and format for novel. I used editors suggested to me by Sarah Hoyt. Now, all I need to do is figure out how to get it to market.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:01 AM (1Ff7Z)


I make changes to the story, if needed, based on feedback from my beta readers. I self-edit because I really can't afford to hire anyone and also because (though I say it) I think I do a pretty good job on my own.

And speaking of Sarah, I'll be sending a copy of this to her once I finish editing. She praised my first two books and said she was anxious to see the new one, so I'd love to get a blurb from her before publishing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (qRla/)

147 Public polls miss shifts in Turnout, which can throw them off.

e.g., in 2016 public polls missed that white working class Turnout would increase from the mid-40s. I ran my own model with a 5% boost and predicted that Trump would win with just over 300 EVs.

We can expect swings in Turnout in tight races in November. The DSA is splitting the D party, which can't help their Turnout. Will Rs bother to Turnout? If they do, we'll see great results.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (dtajH)

148 People who are highly educated in this country were promised this path of economic success.

Having a masters degree in the history of masturbation is not being "highly educated". Even if you get it from ISpentAMillionDollars University.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

149 Dems are masters at DARVO

In 1 Kings 21, Naboth refuses to sell his ancestral vineyard to King Ahab. Ahab becomes angry and despondent. Jezebel then arranges false witnesses who accuse Naboth of cursing God and the king. Naboth is executed, and Ahab takes the vineyard

There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)

150 139
...

The other great segment was where interviewing a spokesperp for Flock, the guy said "we welcome regulation" when asked about the rampant abuse of the system. Yeah. Sure, Jan.

The sociopaths who lust over this new found power are going to self-regulate and pass laws that criminalize the reason they use tax dollars to underwrite their voyeurism.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (a3CJ+)

Same with DNA. The daughter of a friend of mine was pulled over by LA cops, who found her medication in her purse NOT in the pharmacy bottles, so they arrested her, with photos, fingerprinting, and DNA extraction. They then released her soon after, but refused to remove her DNA from their database.

I know some would say, "If you have nothing to hide...", but that's not point; it's about the Gov't being able to violate you and your rights to privacy on a whim or if they see you as wanting justified oversight of their bad behaviors.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

151 according to recent reports by national news outlets"

Reports, huh? Must be...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)

152 There is probably some very good security on Flock's system that prevents anyone from hacking it or obtaining a user's logon credentials and passkey.

Posted by: Oh look, the Easter Bunny! at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (MWfyi)

153 People who are highly educated in this country were promised this path of economic success."

Wakanda?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)

154 149 Dems are masters at DARVO

In 1 Kings 21, Naboth refuses to sell his ancestral vineyard to King Ahab. Ahab becomes angry and despondent. Jezebel then arranges false witnesses who accuse Naboth of cursing God and the king. Naboth is executed, and Ahab takes the vineyard

There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)

Yes, but that couple were eventually eaten by wild dogs, leaving the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet. So there was justice in this life before the next.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:16 AM (l3cgK)

155 So WI governorship has the "moderate" Dem. Meaning he's just like the commie but keeps those thoughts in his head.

This makes the gov race their a toss up considering the dem fraud machine in Milwaukee and Madison.

Also had a shot in MN....but the pillow guy who wants amnesty for all illegals is running. Ooooof.

Posted by: GigantorX at August 12, 2026 08:16 AM (GYnUP)

156 Hmm, didn't know that Crowley is black. Don't need any polling, he'll beat Tiffany based on THE FIRST BLACK GOVERNOR of WI. I foresee a schlonging.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 08:16 AM (2NHgQ)

157 Today Is National Gooey Butter Cake Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

158 There is probably some very good security on Flock's system that prevents anyone from hacking it or obtaining a user's logon credentials and passkey."

"I've got the same combination on my luggage! "

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

159 Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)

There is little worse on earth which doesn't involve physical pain than being falsely accused.

It makes me think of Jesus and what He faced. You have no idea how agonizingly shitty it is until you've been through it.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (asFP3)

160 Flock Security is very elusive about their products and who can access the data. I would not be surprised to discover that the CIA and/or NSA is the largest stakeholder in the company and/or has a number of high paid employees on their executive board.

It sort of fits with their M.O.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (2Cry5)

161 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

The article on viruses is fascinating.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (77rzZ)

162 There is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (PiwSw)

163 157 Today Is National Gooey Butter Cake Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

saw a vid of a Down's teen who said he wasn't upset about his house being robbed, but he didn't want anyone to take his peanut butter...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:18 AM (l3cgK)

164 Polls are as accurate as weather forecasters.
Posted by: Lady in Black


I would plan an outdoor wedding around a legendary Harold Taft weather forecast.
And he's the only one I'd trust.

He was the first tv weatherman west of the Mississippi. He held the post for 41 years.

And that was done before computers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:18 AM (xHe0y)

165 Why should society be completely upended just because a really stupid woman made a crazy personal financial decision?

Divorced men have been asking themselves this question for generations.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:18 AM (a3CJ+)

166
MNN BREAKING...

* IN A STUNNING UPSET, DEMOCRATS ANNOUNCED THAT THE WINNER OF THE WISCONSIN GOVERNOR PRIMARY IS BERNIE SANDERS, WHICH IS AMAZING BECAUSE HE WASN'T EVEN RUNNING

"WE STOLE TWO NOMINATIONS FROM BERNIE AND PUT HIS WIFE UNDER PERMANENT FBI INVESTIGATION TO KEEP HIM IN LINE," SAID PARTY SPOKESMAN CLINT "ROD" HAMM. "SO WE FIGURED IT'S HONG'S TURN TO GET THE BERNIE TREATMENT."

"WE'VE JUST FOUND THAT THIS 'DEMOCRACY'- THING WORKS A LOT BETTER WHEN WE PICK THE WINNERS HERE AT HEADQUARTERS FIRST", HE ADDED

Manufactured News Network: "We Can Quit Anytime!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 12, 2026 08:19 AM (mzQfe)

167
Heh heh…. Anything that reminds me of Trump talking about how he schlonged Hillary will result in an out loud laugh….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (zEBE+)




I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:19 AM (2YhKe)

168 Flock Security is very elusive about their products and who can access the data. I would not be surprised to discover that the CIA and/or NSA is the largest stakeholder in the company and/or has a number of high paid employees on their executive board.

It sort of fits with their M.O.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (xHe0y)

169 Crowley is almost as nuts as Hong. However Milwaukee where he is the county exec is an excellent example of stellar governing. /s

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (WOnE5)

170 Flock cameras are making allowing cops to break the law.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

171 When they say, "Healthcare is a right,"

I hear, "Let's enslave doctors and nurses."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (JvZF+)

172 Jezebel then arranges false witnesses who accuse Naboth of cursing God and the king. Naboth is executed, and Ahab takes the vineyard

There is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)
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I can think of worse...

Posted by: Uriah the Hittite at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (LXQKz)

173 Tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (xHe0y)

I feel like we already know all we need to know. Do we really need to know more? I would rather not know.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (asFP3)

174 Ahab running a winery

"Gather ye vintners, and mark it well...

You're to make The White Wine

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (ZxPkt)

175 Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”
=====

Promote that guy!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (JvZF+)

Guy?

Posted by: Afroditi (Venus) on the half-shell at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

176 So I guess the question now is, whether the loony communist bint demands an audit.

Please, do! You know you were cheated.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (3cUTc)

177 Why is healthcare a right but indoor plumbing is not?

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (MWfyi)

178 Mike Lindell will be going back to selling pillows. Demuth beat him by 10+

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:22 AM (WOnE5)

179 I said last night that AOC should date Elon Musk.

They were flirting with each other pretty hard back in the days when X was still Twitter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (IG3/x)




I read this morning that AOC IS back on the market......

Supposedly, their engagement ended around 18 months ago and they haven't been seen together in a few months.

Now she's freezing her eggs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:22 AM (2YhKe)

180 It's also,
World Elephant Day! 🐘

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

181 I would plan an outdoor wedding around a legendary Harold Taft weather forecast.
And he's the only one I'd trust.

He was the first tv weatherman west of the Mississippi. He held the post for 41 years.“

My wife and I loved Harold Taft! Best forecaster we ever saw, we still mention him from time to time, and how no one ever filled his shoes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:23 AM (pLSjm)

182 Mike Lindell will be going back to selling pillows. Demuth beat him by 10+

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:22 AM (WOnE5)



He resigned from the company. He'll be going home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:23 AM (2YhKe)

183 Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)


It's also possible that, in the age of cell phones and screening calls, polling - as they conduct it - just doesn't work anymore. No matter how much they pretend like it does.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

184
Guy?
Posted by: Afroditi (Venus) on the half-shell at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)



You a biologist?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:23 AM (2YhKe)

185 Flock Security is very elusive about their products and who can access the data. I would not be surprised to discover that the CIA and/or NSA is the largest stakeholder in the company and/or has a number of high paid employees on their executive board.

I've moved beyond this. Flock, and Flock-like surveillance has been around for many years. Why this outrage at this time? Since all media is manipulated by algorithms, something had to trigger this selected focus against this one company at this time.

I want to know who benefits by taking down Flock in particular†. The Enemedia is NOT doing an exposé because they love privacy, humanity and freedom.

† Motorola Solutions / Vigilant, Axon ALPR, Rekor, Genetec AutoVu, Verkada, Avigilon, Safe Fleet FOCUS and PlateSmart

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:24 AM (pUU4E)

186 150 They then released her soon after, but refused to remove her DNA from their database.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

I’m no lawyer just a true crime junkie, but I thought you needed a warrant to get a DNA sample. Cops can get one surreptitiously which can help get a warrant, but that doesn’t sound right. If you’re convicted of a felony it can then go into CODIS. But it’s CA, so who knows.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 08:24 AM (SjAWL)

187 Why is healthcare a right but indoor plumbing is not?
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (MWfyi)



I'm still waiting for my pot of chicken.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:25 AM (2YhKe)

188
175 Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”
=====

Promote that guy!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (JvZF+)

This probably has something to do with Erdogan telling his supporters inside Turkey that he needs the F-35’s so Turkey can take the rest of Cyprus back from Greece.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:25 AM (pLSjm)

189 Hong will have more time to bake pumpkin pies this fall. If she's not in the Loony Bin.

Posted by: Happy Hongidays To You at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (JM9I6)

190 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (qRla/)

Well, yeah. Editors aren't free. But, Sarah's were not as expensive as the one's selling their expertise on You Tube.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (1Ff7Z)

191 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Posted by: Uriah the Hittite at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (LXQKz)

192 oops...switching socks faster than Bathsheba switched husbands

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (LXQKz)

193 Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

You also grant the government unlimited power to decide how, or if, those demands are met. -- old guy slowly dying of dehydration in a hospital corridor in Liverpool

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

194
Well, yeah. Editors aren't free. But, Sarah's were not as expensive as the one's selling their expertise on You Tube.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (1Ff7Z)



I miss Sarah.

I really wanted to know how I could make $7000+ a month.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

195 This probably has something to do with Erdogan telling his supporters inside Turkey that he needs the F-35’s so Turkey can take the rest of Cyprus back from Greece.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:25 AM (pLSjm)
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"back"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (LXQKz)

196 "Corollary: A "Balanced Budget Amendment" would then mandate that the government seize whatever they need to in the form of taxes, assets, labor and tribute to cover their insatiable desire to spend public monies—it would literally legislate Communism."

One (somewhat) good thing about inflating our way out of (or deeper into?) massive growing debt, is at least everyone (sorta) has to pay, including the drug dealers and other scofflaws. And it helps keep the "markets" rising, which keeps the ultra rich (and other smaller "investors") ahead of inflation.

But if the bubble could ever pop ... well, we just plan for that to never happen, easy peasy.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (vbXSk)

197 29 - Hey Huck, got a question. I have knee replacement surgery beginning of October, how long will it be before I feel semi good. Like not drugged up and not wanting to move once I get home?

Posted by: Jaimo at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (2noDb)

198 The polls were wrong and Hong didn't last long. It's the end of her song so bang the gong.

Posted by: Oh, no... at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

199 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Posted by: Uriah the Hittite at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (LXQKz)

They must know another Democrat is going to try again.

If there weren't going to be any more attempts, they wouldn't need protection.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (AdHga)

200 180 It's also,
World Elephant Day! 🐘
Posted by: redridinghood

Oh, no! I'm not cleaning up after that party!

Posted by: Ames #2 Shovel at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (JM9I6)

201 The polls were wrong and Hong didn't last long. It's the end of her song so bang the gong.

Posted by: Oh, no... at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

BOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!

Posted by: The Gong at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (AdHga)

202 Pakistan’s Defence Minister Khawaja Asif has called for Islamic nations to set aside their differences and join Islamabad’s defence agreement with Saudi Arabia and Turkey to form a military alliance along the lines of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO).

The good thing about this is that every single time the Arabs have tried to coalesce into one big unitary government and “set aside their differences”, they’re all at each others throats within 6 months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (pLSjm)

203 Now at a median annual cost of $20,000 per child in Early Head Start (for infants, toddlers, and pregnant mothers) and $15,000 per each pre-K student, it imposes detailed requirements for class size—one teacher cannot supervise more than four two-year-olds, for example—medical screenings, and in-home visits.

We are 1 crazy fucked up society.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)

204 The polls were wrong and Hong didn't last long. It's the end of her song so bang the gong.
Posted by: Oh, no... at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)



You asked for it...........

https://youtu.be/O2vHbXI2p4k

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (2YhKe)

205 CNN has Harry Enten, so maybe Fox should get a Mexican weather girl to do polling analysis. Polling....weather forecasting...about the same.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:30 AM (LXQKz)

206 I don’t think the Islhamic NATO will work. Mooselimbs are just too fractious.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:30 AM (77rzZ)

207 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

He told her that he didn't think she could get elected President because she's an idiot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

208 Now at a median annual cost of $20,000 per child in Early Head Start (for infants, toddlers, and pregnant mothers) and $15,000 per each pre-K student, it imposes detailed requirements for class size—one teacher cannot supervise more than four two-year-olds, for example—medical screenings, and in-home visits.

We are 1 crazy fucked up society.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)

Why is daycare so expensive?!?!

Posted by: The same fucking retards who imposed these regulations at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (AdHga)

209 Now at a median annual cost of $20,000 per child in Early Head Start (for infants, toddlers, and pregnant mothers) and $15,000 per each pre-K student, it imposes detailed requirements for class size—one teacher cannot supervise more than four two-year-olds, for example—medical screenings, and in-home visits.

We are 1 crazy fucked up society.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)
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Pour in government money and watch costs explode upward.

It's an inviolate economic rule.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (LXQKz)

210 I swear, 60% of the buzz of AOC is retarded Con. Inc. fossils propping her up.
"She's dangerous! She's smart! She's talented! Woke 2.0 will work!"

Some duffus over at Insty saying that.

I guess we are going to forget her grand stage appearances at Davos?
Her big moment she had months to prepare for where she froze up and gave a response that made Kamala cringe?
Nope.
They're going to accept her 15th scripted take on her social as legit retail political talent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (3cUTc)

211 He told her that he didn't think she could get elected President because she's an idiot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

Asked for sex.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (AdHga)

212 I miss Sarah.

I really wanted to know how I could make $7000+ a month.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

What she didn't tell you was it came in $20 increments.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

213 The polling was great!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (g47mK)

214 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Of course they would. There is a status fetish in DC to be surrounded by armed men in dark suits, sunglasses and ear webs who are sworn to sacrifice their lives to protect yours.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (BvPIe)

215 Of course, a totalitarian system is always the true goal.
Posted by: Tom Servo


With them in charge as our loving overlords who CARE SO HARD.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)

216 I miss Sarah.

I really wanted to know how I could make $7000+ a month.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

What she didn't tell you was it came in $20 increments.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


$9.99 for a peek at a butthole?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (xHe0y)

217 Democratic Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs is hoping to secure another four years in the governor’s mansion by adding a former “Republican” Printer Driver Expert mayor to her ticket who backed Kamala Harris for president and was censured by a local conservative group.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)

218 t's also,
World Elephant Day! 🐘

Now you're talkin'!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:34 AM (g47mK)

219 If you or your intimate partner have a hairy Enten, consult with your medical professional. Options are available

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at August 12, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)

220
$9.99 for a peek at a butthole?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (xHe0y)



What a bargain!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 12, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

221 Worse, she found a copy of Thomas Sowell's Basic Economics hidden in his sock drawer. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

...with the penciled-in marginal notes about "big ol' sos'list tiddies."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 12, 2026 08:34 AM (zdLoL)

222 The absolutely vile, hideous Francesca Hong was resoundingly, if not perhaps surprisingly defeated by a so-called moderate candidate... 39.8% to 39.4% when the race was called by the Associated Press at 3:34 a.m.

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0.4% doesn't strike me as "resounding," so much as a "razor-thin margin."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (BI5O2)

223 So we've had a couple high profile elections now where the polling greatly overstated the support of far leftwing candidates in Dem primary elections.

This isn't ironclad but wouldn't this indicate as well massive polling error to the left in general election polling because in these Dem primaries they are oversampling left wing people

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (sKqQm)

224 You asked for it...........

https://youtu.be/O2vHbXI2p4k
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (2YhKe)
====================
Somehow I never knew that song is a Robert Palmer song. But of course it is!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (LXQKz)

225 "Democratic socialists were OVERESTIMATED by the polls by nearly 25 points in Wisconsin"


good job!!

🤣🤣🤣🤡

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (g47mK)

226 I have a half a million dollars in student loan debt personally, and not seeing that translate into economic success because in our society the scales are so tipped in one direction to benefit the rich and the wealthy.

1. Why did you amass a half a million dollars in student loan debt? If you could not afford cash to pay for college, why did not not attend a more affordable college?
2. On what did you amass a half a million dollars in student loan debt? Are you of the opinion that you should be granted employment and salary based purely on your ability to squander large sums of money in young adulthood?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

227 I swear, 60% of the buzz of AOC is retarded Con. Inc. fossils propping her up.
"She's dangerous! She's smart! She's talented! Woke 2.0 will work!"

Some duffus over at Insty saying that.

I guess we are going to forget her grand stage appearances at Davos?
Her big moment she had months to prepare for where she froze up and gave a response that made Kamala cringe?
Nope.
They're going to accept her 15th scripted take on her social as legit retail political talent.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (3cUTc)

I happened to see VDH on Laura Ingraham the other night. She gushed at how politically talented is AOC. VDH politely responded with a refined version of “Uh, I disagree she’s a retard”… well done VDH

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (zEBE+)

228 I have a half a million dollars in student loan debt personally,

This is where I need to be a high school guidance counselor.

Question One: Where are you going to get that money?

Question Two: How are you going to pay it back?

I don't like your answer, I beat you with a stick.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (NR6c1)

229 Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)

230 This probably has something to do with Erdogan telling his supporters inside Turkey that he needs the F-35’s so Turkey can take the rest of Cyprus back from Greece.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:25 AM (pLSjm)
=====

Ah yes. The Muslim invasion and occupation no one knows or cares about.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (JvZF+)

231 What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?

I hate tweakers.

And dems love it when people are forced to give up their labor without pay.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:37 AM (NR6c1)

232 Somehow I never knew that song is a Robert Palmer song. But of course it is!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (LXQKz)



Powerstation. Some talented bastages in that band.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

233 Polling at Hong up by 10-22 points. Losing be less then a point still means the polling was off by double digits.

I read the poll from Marquette that had Hong up by 22 and they say;

"The poll was conducted July 22-27, 2026, with 407 registered voters who say they will vote in the Democratic primary, including early absentee voters, with a margin of error of +/-6.6 percentage points. The sample includes 254 respondents who were also previously interviewed July 8-16 and 153 new respondents. Interviews were attempted with all Democratic primary respondents from the July 8-16 poll, with a 59% success (reinterview) rate, as well as an additional fresh sample."

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

234 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

"ric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
1h
🚨 WOW. Socialists are furious after “human error” in Milwaukee WI after midnight caused 5 USB STICKS to NOT have the election results on them 🤯

So officials went back, “fixed” the data, uploaded it, and socialist Francesca Hong NARROWLY LOST by a few thousand votes to David Crowley

She was highly likely to LOSE in November if she won the primary…a 2AM ballot drop addressed that.

“5 of the sticks [did not have] the results. It’s human error!"

Human Error ...😂😂

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM (g47mK)

235 And it's not like he doesn't have a long history of impregnating crazy bitches, enough so that it must be a kink for him.

He likes rodeo sex. Stick it in, whisper that she'd almost as good as her sister, and try to stay on for eight seconds.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

236 So Sandy The Bartender is our political salvation?

Posted by: We are SO scrod at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)

237 Omigod, Wisconsin socialists are pointing to multiple "human error" problems which have caused a ton of tabulation errors in Hong's primary loss. USB sticks with missing votes, manual corrections to 'tabulation errors,' et al. ...

I was under the distinct impression that questioning an election was a threat to democracy...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM (AdHga)

238 One (somewhat) good thing about inflating our way out of (or deeper into?) massive growing debt, is at least everyone (sorta) has to pay, including the drug dealers and other scofflaws. And it helps keep the "markets" rising, which keeps the ultra rich (and other smaller "investors") ahead of inflation.

The Cantillon Effect is the economic observation that new money does not enter an economy evenly. Named after 18th-century economist Richard Cantillon, it shows that people who receive newly printed money first benefit the most, while those who receive it last suffer from rising prices before seeing any income

IOW: Those at the top of government largess make bank in that they take the stolen funds and "invest" them, they then get to ride the equity's "value" increase with inflated dollars from those furthest away from the pipeline have.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:39 AM (a6PrB)

239 Well, at least we know what to look for in November when Ds start losing US Sticks in key states! Not that we did not know...

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:39 AM (g47mK)

240
I read the poll from Marquette that had Hong up by 22 and they say;

"The poll was conducted July 22-27, 2026, with 407 registered voters who say they will vote in the Democratic primary, including early absentee voters, with a margin of error of +/-6.6 percentage points. The sample includes 254 respondents who were also previously interviewed July 8-16 and 153 new respondents. Interviews were attempted with all Democratic primary respondents from the July 8-16 poll, with a 59% success (reinterview) rate, as well as an additional fresh sample."
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)



We interviewed 7 people coming out of a port-a-potty at the local Jazzfest and they leaned 'heavy democrat' so we KNOW the country will overwhelmingly elect a Democrat President.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)

241 I have a half a million dollars in student loan debt personally, and not seeing that translate into economic success because in our society the scales are so tipped in one direction to benefit the rich and the wealthy.

You as a person who identifies as not wealthy were given $500,000 dollars by this society that benefits the rich and wealthy - this is around half to a third of what an American earns in his lifetime. And you wasted it. And now you are mad that there are consequences to wasting that much money?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

242 @234 runner, we can only hope that Dem primary shenanigans piss off the DSA types and they don't show up to vote in the general election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (WOnE5)

243 "He likes rodeo sex. Stick it in, whisper that she'd almost as good as her sister, and try to stay on for eight seconds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM"

LOL!

Posted by: Scribbling furiously in notebook at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

244 >> Pakistan’s Defence Minister Khawaja Asif has called for Islamic nations to set aside their differences and join Islamabad’s defence agreement with Saudi Arabia and Turkey to form a military alliance along the lines of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO)

Which will immediately coalesce around their hatred, subversion and desire to destroy the US and its allies. It will be a shell from which they will launch attacks and irregular warfare attacks, then use it as a shield against kinetic retaliatory action against their members who engage in terrorist activity against the US.

islam has one goal. To murder, threaten, coerce and destroy people who won’t join their cult.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 12, 2026 08:41 AM (XFXIk)

245 Chinese Military Veterans Arrested HANGED for Spying on U.S. Bases.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)

246 You as a person who identifies as not wealthy were given $500,000 dollars by this society that benefits the rich and wealthy - this is around half to a third of what an American earns in his lifetime. And you wasted it. And now you are mad that there are consequences to wasting that much money?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)



PAY FOR MY SHIT, plebean.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:41 AM (2YhKe)

247 242 @234 runner, we can only hope that Dem primary shenanigans piss off the DSA types and they don't show up to vote in the general election

==

November is going to be lit!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (g47mK)

248 One of Obama's distasteful legacies is that now Communists call their dickhead supporters "folks," as Ellison did in the quote up top. All of them do it - "folks" is ubiquitous on the hard Left now.

Spared me the the phony, down home charm.


If I'm going to be lorded over by bloodyminded authoritarian retards, I'd prefer if we at least stuck with a dictatorship of the proletariat. "Dictatorship of the folks" is even creepier, somehow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

249 Why is healthcare a right but indoor plumbing is not?

They're both sold kind of the same way. Inspectors require you to pay for it whether you want it or not, because the alternative is supposed to be bad for your neighbors. And the rule applying to you in no way effects whether it applies to anyone else.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (zdLoL)

250 180 It's also,
World Elephant Day! 🐘
Posted by: redridinghood


Let's march!
Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.

Esprit de corps! That's the way I earned my commission in the Majarajah's Fifth Pachyderm Brigade. Back in '88 it was. Or... or was it?

It was then I received the Victoria Cross for bravery above and beyond the call of duty. Ha ha! Those were the days. Discipline! Discipline was the thing! Builds character, and all that sort of thing, you know.

Posted by: Col. Hathi at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (wVcYX)

251 Did someone say 'butthole?'

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (qRla/)

252 You as a person who identifies as not wealthy were given $500,000 dollars by this society that benefits the rich and wealthy - this is around half to a third of what an American earns in his lifetime. And you wasted it. And now you are mad that there are consequences to wasting that much money?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)



"The Chinese are not bad folks, folks!"

- - - - - - Joey Shitpants Fullbritches

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (2YhKe)

253 I miss Sarah.

I really wanted to know how I could make $7000+ a month.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

Not sure about you but I can tell you how Sarah makes $7,000 a month

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (asFP3)

254 The Cantillon COVID Effect is the economic observation that new money does not enter an economy evenly. Named after 18th-century economist Richard Cantillon, it shows that people who receive newly printed money first benefit the most, while those who receive it last suffer from rising prices before seeing any income

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:39 AM (a6PrB)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

255 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Assign the chick who can't holster.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

256 What you saw in Wisconsin is how effective Democrats voter fraud program is. They can turn on and shit off votes like a faucet.

Want to know why Democrats don’t want the SAVE Act, voter ID, paper ballots and no mail in voting?

There you go.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (XFXIk)

257
IOW: Those at the top of government largess make bank in that they take the stolen funds and "invest" them, they then get to ride the equity's "value" increase with inflated dollars from those furthest away from the pipeline have.


Yep. The connected will do the best because they get those new Bidenbux before the inflationary effect hits prices in general.

Interestingly this also as an impact based on what you have your savings in for normal people. Large cap corporate stock and housing tend to increase to reflect inflation fairly quickly (and in fact a lot of those big stock/housing gains in the Biden years are just baking inflation into the price). But people that have savings accounts or cash will get his harder.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

258 Somehow I never knew that song is a Robert Palmer song. But of course it is!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (LXQKz)


It isn't. It's Marc Bolan and T. Rex. 1971, IIRC.

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at August 12, 2026 08:44 AM (qRla/)

259 Communists call their dickhead supporters "folks," --YD

Fastest way to get banned off my postings list is to go all "fokesies." Remember, folks... should never apply to rational beings. It's an animal husbandry phrase.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 12, 2026 08:44 AM (zdLoL)

260 Off, sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:44 AM (qRla/)

261 One of Obama's distasteful legacies is that now Communists call their dickhead supporters "folks," as Ellison did in the quote up top. All of them do it - "folks" is ubiquitous on the hard Left now.

Spared me the the phony, down home charm.


If I'm going to be lorded over by bloodyminded authoritarian retards, I'd prefer if we at least stuck with a dictatorship of the proletariat. "Dictatorship of the folks" is even creepier, somehow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

Just remember to remove your hat and tug your forelock when a bloodyminded authoritarian retard deems to address you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

262 In C and it's derivatives, one of the basic libraries used is stdio.h (for standard input/output). In this case, it would be more like STD in-out...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (l3cgK)

Nicely done. From one IT person to another.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (N39Ws)

263 Hasan Piker is absolutely losing his shit over Hong's loss.

"The knives will be out."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (AdHga)

264
Fastest way to get banned off my postings list is to go all "fokesies." Remember, folks... should never apply to rational beings. It's an animal husbandry phrase.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 12, 2026 08:44 AM (zdLoL)



Hello, friends........

Posted by: Jim Nantz - Annoying as F*ck at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (2YhKe)

265 Hasan Piker is absolutely losing his shit over Hong's loss.

"The knives will be out."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (AdHga)



PLEASE make him the face of the DSC. PLEASE.

I'm talking to YOU, RNC. Get off your ass and start plastering this hateful f*ck EVERYWHERE.

"This is who they are........."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

266 Was the polling off or was there that much cheating? Nice thing about the polls never being right, it makes fraud harder to detect. Probably just a coincidence.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:47 AM (asFP3)

267 Is animal husbandry anything like human husbandry?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

268 255 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Assign the chick who can't holster.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

Pretty magnanimous of them, isn't it? They can't stand Trump. They should be treated no better than ballast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 12, 2026 08:47 AM (N39Ws)

269 Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger.

Everyone is pointing out Bill Clinton used the media as assassination decoys in 2000 and nobody blinked.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 08:48 AM (QZThv)

270 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

==

and if they won't get it, will they stay home ??

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:48 AM (g47mK)

271 I checked RCP for the general election, and remember this is after they had Hong in her primary up by double digits.

They claim Crowley is up by 2 over Tiffany. So...I would assume that should be read as Tiffany up 8-12%...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

272 Hasan Piker is absolutely losing his shit over Hong's loss.

"The knives will be out."

===

DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:48 AM (g47mK)

273 If I'm going to be lorded over by bloodyminded authoritarian retards, I'd prefer if we at least stuck with a dictatorship of the proletariat. "Dictatorship of the folks" is even creepier, somehow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

Ein Folk, ein Woke Reich, ein Oysterführer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:49 AM (pLSjm)

274 Is animal husbandry anything like human husbandry?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

More sex?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (dK+Kv)

275 Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

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So far.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

276 Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

-
So far.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)



I think they're focusing on the wrong thing there.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

277 Yes Piker please knife those ickey , evil Dems. In a non literal way of course. Or not

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (WOnE5)

278 "He likes rodeo sex. Stick it in, whisper that she'd almost as good as her sister, and try to stay on for eight seconds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM"
============
That's pretty funny right there!

Posted by: Cultural Enrichers of Cueta at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (5pIiN)

279 272 Hasan Piker is absolutely losing his shit over Hong's loss.

Kaya is probably going to get beaten over this.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (NR6c1)

280 This is where I need to be a high school guidance counselor.

Question One: Where are you going to get that money?

Question Two: How are you going to pay it back?

I don't like your answer, I beat you with a stick.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (NR6c1)


I have told this story before...

Child, the younger, wanted to be an architect. Guidance counselor was very supportive. I asked child how many years do you have to go to school for said degree? Five. How much, total, is that likely to cost? Several hundred thousand dollars. What is the average salary for a working architect, not one of the celebrity types, just a normal working architect? Child, the younger, is a civil engineer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

281 "TECTONE 🇺🇸
@Tectone
10h
OLD HASAN CLIP RESURFACED:

“Mayonnaise monkey isn’t enough call the whites cum-skins. That’s the shit that’ll really make em mad. Direct and to the point.”

So Hasan is allowed to teach his chat how to be more Racist to Whites?

Is this who you endorse Twitch"

OK, Mayonaise Monkeys, what do we say to this inbred savage ??

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

282 The MyGender Dolls website states that the dolls are “grounded in gender-affirming clinical practices” and will serve as a “therapeutic” resource for clinicians and educators working with children ages 4 to 10.

Just admit you want to fuck the chillrens

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)

283
Kaya is probably going to get beaten over this.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (NR6c1)



Does he even still have the dog or has it been made into jerky and sold to Barack?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

284
Cortez's Fiance (rolls over): "You know, I've been thinking honey..."

Cortez: "Yes, dear?"

Cortez's Fiance: "Maybe Trump isn't that bad."

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:52 AM (asFP3)

285
OK, Mayonaise Monkeys, what do we say to this inbred savage ??
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)



No bag limit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

286 OK, Mayonaise Monkeys, what do we say to this inbred savage ??

I would prefer that he would be referred to in the past tense for the usual reasons.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:53 AM (9s47C)

287 Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

Oh yeah tell Democrats that Democrats are racist against white people. That'll be a real shocker.

Hint: "White people DESERVE it! Haven't you heard of COLONIALISM...?"

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (asFP3)

288 Child, the younger, is a civil engineer.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


That's why your child would have escaped the threat of being beaten with a stick. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (NR6c1)

289
Muslim countries can't form a stable worldwide military alliance. They will always fall out over their differences. Then there is the reality that they tend to lose wars, for reasons fundamental to their societies. Islam in the modern world does not win conventional wars, it spreads into societies like toxic mold. Treachery and bullying at the local level, and above all, parasitic stealing from the infidels.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (azNOR)

290 Not sure about you but I can tell you how Sarah makes $7,000 a month
Posted by: ...



1400 handies a month, or 47 handies a day.
Bitch should have forearms like Popeye.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (xHe0y)

291 Just another Mayonnaise Monkey . . .
not The Bangles

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (wVcYX)

292 Marc Bolan made the fatal mistake of letting his wife drive.

Posted by: He Never Learned To at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (JM9I6)

293 "Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger."

Impeached? How about the Medal of Freedom?

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (asFP3)

294 Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

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So far.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (dK+Kv)

295 "He sought refuge in the Netherlands, only to discover that the place he had fled was considerably safer and more welcoming than the refuge he had chosen.
Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’"

Some would say that that's the second dumbest thing, but YMMV.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (0CU3H)

296 “Mayonnaise Monkey?” I like it.

Of course, the only mayonnaise is Duke’s, but “Duke’s Monkey” lacks alliteration, so I’ll embrace “Mayonnaise Monkey.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

297 I think it's every bit possible that AOC's guy has just enough of her shit and is moving on. A half decade engagement is absurd. Whether that's on him or her doesn't matter... someone, maybe both, were obviously not ready or inclined to get married.

TBH... neither were the type anyway. It was all scam to make her more "approachable" to the normies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 08:56 AM (2Cry5)

298 I can't help but be amused about the guy fleeing to the Netherlands because of "transphobia" and learning that there are parts of the world that dislike him more than America does.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:56 AM (NR6c1)

299 I haven't had my first cup of coffee and yet I'm seeing mayonnaise monkeys!?

Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 08:57 AM (Oy/m2)

300 They claim Crowley is up by 2 over Tiffany. So...I would assume that should be read as Tiffany up 8-12%...

Maybe its best that the name Tiffany and various spellings of poles are not in the same sentence.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:57 AM (9s47C)

301 That’s Miracle Whip Monkey to you, sonny!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:57 AM (pLSjm)

302 A smidgen off.

Last 5 Wisconsin Governor Democratic Primary Polls

State Navigate: Hong +22
Public Policy Polling: Hong +18
Marquette University: Hong +25
State Navigate: Hong +29
Public Policy Polling: Hong +20

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

303 1400 handies a month

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (xHe0y)

Why not 350?

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (asFP3)

304 I wanted to be a marine biologist, architect, and a latex salesman.

Posted by: Can't Stand Ya at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (JM9I6)

305 "Mayonaise monkey"? Dude, you're not even trying. And you're as white as I am.

How about Saltine American? Vanilla Gorilla?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (NR6c1)

306 I saw Mayonnaise Monkeys open for Ugly Mustard at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

307 A smidgen off.

Last 5 Wisconsin Governor Democratic Primary Polls

State Navigate: Hong +22
Public Policy Polling: Hong +18
Marquette University: Hong +25
State Navigate: Hong +29
Public Policy Polling: Hong +20

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

Squeaky wheels?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (dK+Kv)

308 62
32
“What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

Sure, pal. Let's tweak the Constitution. Two-thirds vote in the House and Senate and ratification by 3/4 of the states.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Proponents act like this is some new idea, and have no idea that the “positive bill of rights” was a big feature of the far left in the 30’s and 40’s. Easy to make if sound so good - yet the Soviet Union had a “positive bill of rights” in its constitution.

Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

Of course, a totalitarian system is always the true goal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM
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A totalitarian system is necessary if you make food, health care, and so on, rights. Minimum and maximum rights benefits will need to be established. Good luck writing those into an amendment. Or leaving the definitions to Congress and Presidents. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (5rh/l)

309 Muslim countries can't form a stable worldwide military alliance. They will always fall out over their differences.

One of the side effects of combining religious and political power is that it doesn't give you a respected third party to resolve in-group differences.

Since every emir can claim to be caliph as well and often do this means they are all in competition with each other.

And you can see this play out in the middle ages/renaissance. The papacy wasn't by any means perfect but it did at times get the secular rulers to act together for the good of Christianity.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (sKqQm)

310 "Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger."

He wants to impeach the guy who had at least five Democrats try to assassinate him?

More DARVO.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (a6PrB)

311 Squeaky wheels?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (dK+Kv)

But enough about AOC's voice

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (asFP3)

312 Of course, the only mayonnaise is Duke’s, but “Duke’s Monkey” lacks alliteration, so I’ll embrace “Mayonnaise Monkey.”
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)



Bring out the Hellmann's. Bring out the best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:00 AM (2YhKe)

313 Hong and/or the DSA have to challenge the results given the blank thumb drives. Make the Dems waste money

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 09:00 AM (WOnE5)

314 "Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger."



WTAF?

Mark Kelly should be launched into the ocean to become shark shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:01 AM (2YhKe)

315 I hear Hasan loves the mayonnaise.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:01 AM (asFP3)

316 Morn' all.. I guess I should be glad the vile Hong lost, but she would have been easier to beat then Crowley...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:02 AM (FtULh)

317 OK, Mayonaise Monkeys, what do we say to this inbred savage ??

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

Nothing. He's laboring under the delusion that he matters in my sphere, personally, or in white people's sphere's generally.

The only reason he registers is as a target of mockery.

Just point and laugh.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 09:02 AM (dK+Kv)

318 The Muslim alliance will last about a month. The Arabs hate the Turks, nobody trusts the Pakis and the slightest difference in Muslim theological beliefs and the alliance is kaput

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (WOnE5)

319 Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

These communists are insane. Crazy slovenly malcontents.

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I could get behind this if we're talking hanging them from lampposts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

320 @EricLDaugh
1h
🚨 WOW. Socialists are furious after “human error” in Milwaukee WI after midnight caused 5 USB STICKS to NOT have the election results on them 🤯



They didn't click the 'Safely remove media' icon in the taskbar, did they........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (2YhKe)

321 How about Saltine American? Vanilla Gorilla?

I still prefer the slur against me to be "ofay". It rolls off the tongue easier and has that built-in belligerence and contempt that doesn't need to be manufactured.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (a6PrB)

322 I hear Hasan loves the mayonnaise.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:01 AM (asFP3)

He loves Mannaise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (dK+Kv)

323 I was wondering if this Crowley guy, the Dem nominee for governor in WI, is any relation to Monica Crowley. Just saw his picture. I guess not.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (gm9Sb)

324 I, too, miss Sarah. And Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (77rzZ)

325 AOC's ex got many males to think they had a chance.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (dtajH)

326 Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."


Of course some women are going to get raped it is a price the pols that will have private security are willing to pay.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (sKqQm)

327 @spencerpratt
Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

These communists are insane. Crazy slovenly malcontents.



They want to create chaos. They want you to beg the government to 'DO SOMETHING.'

You won't like what they do.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (2YhKe)

328 Only an hour and a half to go until Earth loses its gravity for 7.3 seconds.

I'm going to bungee myself to the light pole on the street.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (J4Dwc)

329 Was the bad polling trying to create a preference cascade? Or did people not answer honestly? idk

And what about the Big Green Dem Cheat Machine? Did it decide to not help Wong, since going Big Commie (so early) was deemed Bad for the Party? Or maybe it even helped defeat Wong. I have no idea how it happened.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (vbXSk)

330 Trump Doubles Down on U.S. ‘Total Control’ of Hormuz: Iran Can Crumble Economically or Get ‘Blown Away’
----

Just stop.Please just stop.
Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

Someone needs to take him aside and have a long discussion. The "broken record" announcements are getting old and, in the end, turn into a sad joke. He's beginning to sound like Bugs Bunny where he draws line after line, daring Yosemite Sam to cross each one. At least, in the cartoon, Sam falls off the cliff. Iran is laughing.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (hmYU4)

331 I hear Hasan loves the mayonnaise.

Rumor says that he prefers to have his Saturday nights end by looking like he was dipped in oatmeal.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (a6PrB)

332 🤡🤡

"OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
8h
Last 5 Wisconsin Governor Democratic Primary Polls

State Navigate: 🔵 Hong +22
Public Policy Polling: 🔵 Hong +18
Marquette University: 🔵 Hong +25
State Navigate: 🔵 Hong +29
Public Policy Polling: 🔵 Hong +20

Results (88% Reporting): 🟡Crowley +0.5"

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (g47mK)

333 I hear Hasan loves the mayonnaise.

Rumor says that he prefers to have his Saturday nights end by looking like he was dipped in oatmeal.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (a6PrB)

A Jackson Pollock painting, that one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (AdHga)

334 Right to a useful and remunerative job
Right to earn enough for adequate food and clothing
Right to decent housing
Right to adequate medical care
Right to social security
Right to education

The last item cost over $1 TRILLION per year.
And states that spend $30k/student $600k per classroom cannot even get to 50% math and reading proficiency.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

335 Rumor says that he prefers to have his Saturday nights end by looking like he was dipped in oatmeal.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (a6PrB)



I've got some ideas........

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (2YhKe)

336 Results (88% Reporting): 🟡Crowley +0.5"

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (g47mK)

Says something about polls doesn't it LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (FtULh)

337
282 The MyGender Dolls website…”

I read this as “the MyGender Dells” and I thought good Lord, what has Wisconsin done now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 09:07 AM (pLSjm)

338 Love the headline:

Don Surber: Trump Finds a Use for the Press.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (/HDaX)

339 Says something about polls doesn't it LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (FtULh)



Exit polls had John Kerry destroying George W...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (2YhKe)

340 @EricLDaugh
...2AM ballot drops solidified the socialist's loss, and leftists are LIVID this morning!
~~~~~

Hahahaha! What goes around comes around. How does it feel?

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (3ImbR)

341 Cain's is the only true mayonnaise.

This is known.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (qRla/)

342 When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."


I think its revealing about what they think of women when sex with a woman, no matter the reasons for that sex, begins and ends with a woman standing under a streetlamp.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (a6PrB)

343 @EricLDaugh
...2AM ballot drops solidified the socialist's loss, and leftists are LIVID this morning!
~~~~~

Hahahaha! What goes around comes around. How does it feel?

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (3ImbR)

They should riot and break their own shit to send a message.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 09:09 AM (dK+Kv)

344 Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

These communists are insane. Crazy slovenly malcontents.

-
I could get behind this if we're talking hanging them from lampposts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

Karen Bass is gonna win easily and somehow be rewarded for her catastrophic incompetence with homelessness and the Palisades fires…. It pays to be part of the machine

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 09:09 AM (zEBE+)

345 So once again we have a double digit polling error from last nights wisconsin election. In the last poll conducted Aug 4-5 hong was ahead 19 points.


Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)
==
Pollsters are wildly misjudging - probably somewhat deliberately - both the strength of democrats and the weakness of the republicans. Most of their polling have overstated democrat strength and understated MAGA strength. If a GOP in the general is polling 2 to 3 points ahead its more likely double or more in reality. I wonder how long they will keep the charade up.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 09:10 AM (7/DDO)

346 Was the bad polling trying to create a preference cascade? Or did people not answer honestly? idk

Possibilities...and you can mix and match. But all of them should make you really doubt summer polling because polls with margin of error of 6 percent were off by 22 points...

Polling was completely faked

Results were intentionally skewed towards more leftwing voters then the Dem primary average

Results were unintentionally skewed towards more leftwing voters then the Dem primary average

Election results included massive fraud for Crowley

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (sKqQm)

347 Pollsters are part of the media. The media is overwhelmingly left wing.

The polls are shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (2YhKe)

348 These days mayonnaise prices are ridiculous ! If Rs run on lowering the price of Mayo , they will gain a few points for sure !

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (g47mK)

349 Why Are So Many Celebs Raising Trans Kids?

https://tinyurl.com/6z6hj22a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

350 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (hmYU4)

I hate to say this because it sounds like defending the indefensible but he's speaking their language. Think of all the times Iran likes to announce over the years "we will blow you off the map" followed by nothing.

The difference is with Trump, one day the mullahs wake up in ruins or don't wake up at all, and they don't know what day that will be.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (asFP3)

351 A Jackson Pollock painting, that one.

Don't give CBD any ideas for the next thread.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (NzX/y)

352 I really liked Pat Crowley, beautiful, leggy, talented singer and dancer. Had an older sister Ann, who was likewise very talented and beautiful. Ann left show business just as Pat was becoming a starlet. Went the marriage, children route. Both lived to be over 90, only recently passing away.

Posted by: No Relation To Wisconsin Crowley at August 12, 2026 09:12 AM (JM9I6)

353 ...2AM ballot drops solidified the socialist's loss, and leftists are LIVID this morning!

In general elections when this happens the FNM argues it is because mail in votes are way more left leaning and they get counted last

Here those ballots broke for the less leftwing candidate when the Dems/FNM wanted the less leftwing candidate. Odd how that works no?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

354 Why Are So Many Celebs Raising Trans Kids?

https://tinyurl.com/6z6hj22a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)



The mentally deranged pass their mental derangement off to their kids. Story at 11.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:14 AM (2YhKe)

355 >>"That's your candidate for Senate, a guy who clearly hates Christians, a guy who covers up for trans violence, and a guy who wants to take your guns away."
Michigan's Dem candidate for Senate Abdul El-Sayed clearly hates Christians and covers up for trans violence



But also: this is who the Obama is pushing.
Just read yesterday that El Sayed had a podcast with Crooked Media. You know, the Obama bros who started the Pod Save America podcast, THAT Crooked Media, now funded by Soros.

This guy is not some outsider, he has the pedigree of someone who has been shaped and groomed by the Obama team.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)

356 If a GOP in the general is polling 2 to 3 points ahead its more likely double or more in reality. I wonder how long they will keep the charade up.

I think that question is answered in the section that was "mistakenly" left out of the 2024 Election Autopsy where the observation was made that too many people were focused more on creating for themselves "Generational Wealth" than in winning an election.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:14 AM (NzX/y)

357 Pollsters are wildly misjudging - probably somewhat deliberately - both the strength of democrats and the weakness of the republicans. Most of their polling have overstated democrat strength and understated MAGA strength. If a GOP in the general is polling 2 to 3 points ahead its more likely double or more in reality. I wonder how long they will keep the charade up.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 09:10 AM (7/DDO)

Squeaky wheel, continued.

Who has the least self-control when it comes to shutting their yap?

Who has the most free time to participate in polling?

Who has the inflated sense of self-worth, while having the least real-world experience that tells them that their opinions aren't worth shit?

That would be the self-absorbed, mouthy, unemployed, entitled millennials and Zs. I haven't seen the cross-tabs, and I probably won't, because polling is garbage and a waste of effort, energy, and tiem. But I suspect all of these double digit misses are heavily weighted with the people described above.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 09:15 AM (dK+Kv)

358 Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)

{{{{Lizzy}}}}

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:15 AM (asFP3)

359 The Mayonnaise Monkeys was the garage band name for Whitesnake.

Posted by: Music nerd at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

360 I could get behind this if we're talking hanging them from lampposts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

If the dems end up "a la lanterne" it will be their own doing since they are the ones who ensured the US population more resembled that of the French Revolution rather than the American Revolution in ideology.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (lFFaq)

361 Are we proving the existence of viruses - or presupposing it?
The Virus Assumption

***********

Wow! That is some fever dream, tin foil hat, nonsensical gobbledygook...

...or maybe it's parody.

I can't tell any more.

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)

362 Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

These communists are insane. Crazy slovenly malcontents.

-
I could get behind this if we're talking hanging them from lampposts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


$10 says she means the woman.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (xHe0y)

363 Jo
@JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

-
He was too busy shipping pallets of cash to Iran.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:18 AM (ndZc7)

364 >>The mentally deranged pass their mental derangement off to their kids. Story at 11.



As it was with having a gay kid a decade or so ago, it has been trendy to have a trans kid. They are the manifestation of how tolerant and edgy you are, exactly what narcissists crave.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (X8xt3)

365 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.



Joe Biden never had lunatics from the opposing party plotting their murder every 7 seconds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)

366
When I see the name Crowley, my first thought is Alistair Crowley, the prominent satanist.

So a last minute ballot dump confirmed a win for Crowley over Hong. Maybe she was actually winning, if not for fraud. The old time Democrat establishment used its cheat machinery against her. Hopefully the Republican effort to promote Hong cost the Democrats extra money to fight it.

Are the Democrats going to be able to cheat to victory in the general?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (azNOR)

367 Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)
~~~~~

I don't think it was the polling. I think the dem powers-that-be decide the candidates pretty much whenever they can.

'08 knocked off Hillary for Obama
'16 knocked off Bernie for Hillary
'20 knocked off Bernie again for Biden
'24 appointed Kamala

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (3ImbR)

368 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

-
He was too busy shipping pallets of cash to Iran.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:18 AM (ndZc7)

No one tried to kill Biden 3 times hitting him once...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (FtULh)

369 From what I read it seems the entire press corpse was killed in AF1 when it was shot down over Turkey.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)

370 From what I read it seems the entire press corpse was killed in AF1 when it was shot down over Turkey.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)



Is that why Mark Kelly is calling for Trump's impeachment? He didn't take the press with him when he hid his departure?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (2YhKe)

371 369 From what I read it seems the entire press corpse was killed in AF1 when it was shot down over Turkey.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)


Trump got off that plane to save the rest....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (FtULh)

372 If the dems end up "a la lanterne" it will be their own doing since they are the ones who ensured the US population more resembled that of the French Revolution rather than the American Revolution in ideology.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (lFFaq)

The delicious irony is how a such a gaggle of grubby low-born halfwits have so strongly and foolishly arrogated the position of Aristocracy upon themselves that their own inbred necks yearn for the rope that once hung around those of noble birth and breeding.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (Ot/FD)

373 >>@JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.


These people are insane.
They did this back in 2020 when the WH was surrounded by a raging BLM/antifa mob, where dozens of Secret Service agents were injured while Trump was moved to the WH bunker.

Yeah, sure, he was a pussy to NOT let your mob kill him, lady. Psycho b#tch.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

374 JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.
-----
No one ever saw him as a threat....he was a weak pandering president.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (EneHm)

375 Mamdani has found a middle ground.

Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

376 369 From what I read it seems the entire press corpse was killed in AF1 when it was shot down over Turkey.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)
-----------
Beau was on that plane!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (PiwSw)

377 r hennigantx -

*solemnly*
I would never, ever wish such a thing on the press corpse.

Sorry, muscle twitch in my eye.... comes and goes...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (aJQbY)

378 So a last minute ballot dump confirmed a win for Crowley over Hong. Maybe she was actually winning, if not for fraud. The old time Democrat establishment used its cheat machinery against her. Hopefully the Republican effort to promote Hong cost the Democrats extra money to fight it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (azNOR)

We know that last week's oppo dump against Hong came from Democrats, not Republicans - just like Platner in Maine. The establishment NEEDED her to lose.

The left is eating itself, live, on television, in the teeth of a huge midterm election cycle.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (AdHga)

379 >>The mentally deranged pass their mental derangement off to their kids. Story at 11.

Designer children ups their virtue credit score. Nothing more.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc)

380 @DLoesch
The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)/i]


What's your point?

We already know their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)

381 No one ever saw him as a threat....he was a weak pandering president.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (EneHm)
~~~~~

And was likely on the payroll of our biggest enemies.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (3ImbR)

382 That would be the self-absorbed, mouthy, unemployed, entitled millennials and Zs.

I've been thinking of the Generational Theory a bit, and I think that Strauss-Howe's thesis may have been useful mainly because it was viewed in the context of a monoculture, but in the 1990s I don't think that they saw 100M+ foreigners with totally incompatible cultures within totally different saeculums influencing the direction of the nation.

There are a lot of home-schooled kids and Awakening, and now the force multiplier of AI and internet, GT seems less influential because it has been eclipsed by more powerful and directed drivers.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (nAS9C)

383 I don't like admitting I'm dumb (I am) but I had no idea there was a such thing as a virus skeptic. These people need to be put in an asylum - and I am open to some truly crazy shit. Dumbasses want to set back humanity 1000 years.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (asFP3)

384 AOC is getting a total makeover. Dumping her white-as-rice boyfriend, freezing her eggs, and setting the table for the Media to black-hole her 'Woke, Model 1" looney tunes far-far-Left statements are all parts of the makeover plan. I think next-up will be moderate facial plastic surgery. Tighten-up here and there, get her increasingly noticeable forehead wrinkles Botoxed and filled-in, and the like. Got to get those done and healed before she announces some time next year.

It looks like she and her highly-paid consultant team believe there is a wide, and mostly wide-open, lane in the 2028 Democrat field just a bit to the right of the DSA lane. Her first moves will be to eliminate the competitors for that lane. Kamala, Newsom, and the other fake moderates. She wants to be the winning fake semi-moderate. Plus look how young she is! Not a political fossil!

As I've seen postulated elsewhere, freezing her eggs is a way for her to play a mother concerned about motherly-concerns (education, affordability, the future her children will live in), without being burdened with children.

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 09:24 AM (5rh/l)

385 Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

His wife is in no danger whatsoever. She'll be celebrated as a conquering hero by the Muslims. Because she to them, she IS a conquering hero.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:24 AM (AdHga)

386 Someone needs to take him aside and have a long discussion. The "broken record" announcements are getting old and, in the end, turn into a sad joke. He's beginning to sound like Bugs Bunny where he draws line after line, daring Yosemite Sam to cross each one. At least, in the cartoon, Sam falls off the cliff. Iran is laughing.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (hmYU4)
==
I don't disagree. But Iran is not laughing. We are doing what we should have silently only been doing since the summer began. They are being financially squeezed, hard. They can no longer support their proxy terrorist network. Just keep them contained.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 09:24 AM (7/DDO)

387 >>{{{{Lizzy}}}}
Posted by: ...

Hi - and thanks.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

388 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.


No foreign adversary wanted to kill Biden. He was their greatest weapon against the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

389 Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger.

Mark, you still trotting your wife out as a prop with a head wound or has she lost her value to you by now?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (NR6c1)

390 388 Has anyone heard Crowley speak? He’s straight ghetto trash. Played the race card for being called establishment. This was a damned if you do damned if you don’t election.
Posted by: Long Hong Silver at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (CtEZ7)

I was wondering about that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (FtULh)

391 The delicious irony is how a such a gaggle of grubby low-born halfwits have so strongly and foolishly arrogated the position of Aristocracy upon themselves that their own inbred necks yearn for the rope that once hung around those of noble birth and breeding.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (Ot/FD)

Precisely. I guess it's part of their inability to discern second order consequences.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (lFFaq)

392 "c Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
47m
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: There was a threat against President Trump's LIFE while he was in Turkey for NATO, and it involved a shoulder-to-air missile possibly targeting Air Force One

"Ultimately, the president was reportedly moved from Air Force One to another plane using a catering truck."

TRUMP: "I go by Secret Service and the military. They wanted me to go in a different flight." 💯

Iran apparently knew where 47 was staying in Turkey as wel"

Erdogan made sure that Iran knew about Trump's movements. I have no doubt. Probably when he understood, no F35 will go sold to his jihadi ass.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)

393 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.


Someone should remind that drug addict that when the Secret Service tells the President to move, he does.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 09:26 AM (NR6c1)

394 >>The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.


Is it not wild this man thinks the NYPD are his personal security? I mean, of course they protect him as part of the job in NYC, but to think he can just treat them like his personal hired help is disgusting. They are protecting the Mayor of NYC, they are not yours.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

395 When will people wake up and realize the west is at war will islam??? I feel that is what is ultimately underlying everything bad going on in the west.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (EneHm)

396 Did Crowley "win" by enough to not call for a recount ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (FtULh)

397
Erdogan made sure that Iran knew about Trump's movements. I have no doubt. Probably when he understood, no F35 will go sold to his jihadi ass.
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)



Cut them off. Stop trade. Embargo them. Tariff them 200%.

F*ck the middle east. They've worn out their welcome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (2YhKe)

398 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

Joe Biden never got shot in the face by a member of the opposing party.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (AdHga)

399 Francesca, the forbidden dance.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (LHPAg)

400 Something's wrong with Hong's long swan song.
*takes a hit off the bong*

Posted by: And bangs the gong at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

401 The last half century or so has really been fascinating viewed from that light. An inherently revolutionary, destructive, ontoclastic ideology slowly corrupted and perverted its way into ubiquity, and now it's like a frog who put on a prosthetic stinger and is compelled to stab itself in the ass because it "identifies as a scorpion".

The whole thing is like some kind of meta-historical materialism. Second Time as Farce, or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (Ot/FD)

402
Jake Tapper was not on Air Force One, correct? He's being a whiny little bitch on behalf of tbe reporters who were.

The former Biden official accused of leaking tbe information about this illustrates that there are lots of implacable enemies in the "former official" ecosystem, and way too many of them have security clearances. (Did this pompous buffoon actually think he couldn't be caught?)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (azNOR)

403 Something's wrong with Hong's long swan song.
*takes a hit off the bong*
Posted by: And bangs the gong at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/-UwukEHsL1g

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)

404 I don't like admitting I'm dumb (I am) but I had no idea there was a such thing as a virus skeptic. These people need to be put in an asylum - and I am open to some truly crazy shit. Dumbasses want to set back humanity 1000 years.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (asFP3)

I was not aware either (and I’m also dumb) but a 10 second internet search reveals that many viruses have been pretty much directly viewed with electron microscopes. Why was such an article even published in light of this? Head scratcher

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 09:29 AM (zEBE+)

405 The former Biden official accused of leaking tbe information about this illustrates that there are lots of implacable enemies in the "former official" ecosystem, and way too many of them have security clearances. (Did this pompous buffoon actually think he couldn't be caught?)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (azNOR)

Formerly Biden's Secretary of the Air Force, yes?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:29 AM (AdHga)

406 >>Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger.



Their outrage is out of proportion to the event.
They have wanted him killed, even tried to make it happen (e.g. leaks to press about AF1, withholding adequate SS protection), so they are particularly pissed he quietly escaped assassination without giving them the opportunity to leak it/assist.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:29 AM (X8xt3)

407 If Crowley did win with a data dump at 2AM - I hope the DOJ was watching. And it still shows the polling was way off.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 09:30 AM (7/DDO)

408 [H]ow is it that my old hometown of NYC can swing from the madness of a David Dinkins to 12-plus years of a golden age under Rudy Giuliani and then embrace DeBolshevik and then DeBolshevik on steroids Mamdani?! I don't get it.

Because that was almost forty years ago and it's a lot different NY than it was back then. I grew up there too and left in 1972 and it was a lot different when Rudy finally won in 1993 than it was in 1972. Problem is it just keeps getting worse with the wrong people moving in.

Look for sharia to be imposed in NYC in the next ten years. You won't have to worry about cleaning up after your dog because you won't be able to have a dog. McSorley's Ale House will be closed along with all other bars and liquor store. Brace yourselves.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (thDcy)

409 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

410 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

411 Is virus skepticism the next "Just asking questions"? Or is this a 'virii == vaxxes' riff?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (aJQbY)

412 I'm a little sad that this is the last time Francesca Hong will be mentioned around here.

Posted by: The Bug-Eyed Bint at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (JM9I6)

413 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

414 >>Dumping her white-as-rice boyfriend

I have yet to see anything that says she dumped him. Maybe he kicked her to the curb after she moved into the no go zone on the hot-crazy matrix.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (J4Dwc)

415 414 >>Dumping her white-as-rice boyfriend

I have yet to see anything that says she dumped him. Maybe he kicked her to the curb after she moved into the no go zone on the hot-crazy matrix.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (J4Dwc)


Same difference for her politically. Perhaps she pushed him into taking a hike. I'll bet she's been planning a 2028 run for a looong time.

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 09:37 AM (5rh/l)

416 They'll find other work for Hong to do for the Party. She'd make a good senior level secret police official in the shadow government that's waiting in the wings for when the Party seizes power. Meanwhile, her defeat makes the other loons look normal; that, in addition to voting on the House floor, is also the job of the raving nutjobs in Congress.
Look at the way the media is giving AOC a makeover. "No, no. FIdel is no communist, he's an ardent small "d" democrat." The NYT had a lot more credibility in the 1950s for some reason, and the Times said so.

Posted by: Peter B at August 12, 2026 09:38 AM (VTbl0)

417 And speaking of Sarah, I'll be sending a copy of this to her once I finish editing. She praised my first two books and said she was anxious to see the new one, so I'd love to get a blurb from her before publishing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (qRla/)

Very cool! Good for you, MP4.

Posted by: Concord at August 12, 2026 09:39 AM (6E/05)

418 I'm a little sad that this is the last time Francesca Hong will be mentioned around here.

She'll be back.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 09:40 AM (2ocoG)

419 How is it that my old hometown of NYC can swing from the madness of a David Dinkins to 12-plus years of a golden age under Rudy Giuliani and then embrace DeBolshevik and then DeBolshevik on steroids Mamdani?! I don't get it.

The Dems now win once in a place, they install "the world's most extensive voter fraud system", and then they run whoever they want. The fact that people who saw the 2020 election believe in any US election results now is a little scary.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 09:41 AM (2ocoG)

420 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

It's not that Sanders didn't care about Francesca winning, but he didn't endorsed her & a narrow loss is fine. Sanders is trying to build an army inside Congress.

For the 20th midterm election cycle, Senator Bernie Sanders has endorsed over 90 progressive candidates nationwide, targeting key U.S. Senate, House, gubernatorial, and state legislative races as part of an effort to counter both the traditional party establishment and conservative opponents. (See BernieSanders dot com/endorse.)

A nightmarish list.

Two of his 'soldiers' recent wins: Michigan, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed for U.S. Senate (Mid-term primary will be against 'R' Mike Rogers) and Minnesota, Peggy Flanagan, U.S. Senate. (Mid-term primary will be against 'R' Michele Tafoya.)

Platner for the U.S. Senate was a Sander's problem and Sanders also had endorsed Troy Jackson for Governor of Maine. Jackson didn't win the nomination and now he's the Democratic nominee in the U.S. Senate race for longtime Republican Sen. Susan Collins' seat.

Big money is needed. And Sanders, AOC & Abdul El-Sayed to appear more moderate for just 84 days, the U.S. midterm elections.

Cont'd

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

421 Slow Boring, 'Abdul El-Sayed can win moderate voters
A roadmap for getting to yes — if he makes the effort'
Matthew Yglesias, Aug 12, 2026

I'm not a believer but it's an interesting opinion.
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CBS Newsm Live Updates: Strait of Hormuz traffic falls to new low as Iran-backed Houthis kill 6 in Red Sea, authorities say
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Good day 🤗
IDF ✊🏻

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

422 419 How is it that my old hometown of NYC can swing from the madness of a David Dinkins to 12-plus years of a golden age under Rudy Giuliani and then embrace DeBolshevik and then DeBolshevik on steroids Mamdani?! I don't get it.

The Dems now win once in a place, they install "the world's most extensive voter fraud system", and then they run whoever they want. The fact that people who saw the 2020 election believe in any US election results now is a little scary.
Posted by: Ian S

The SMIRKING MADMANI presiding over 9/11 and Year 1 Kirkiversary sasy it all as dissent can counterpoint to their inevitable narrative is simply silenced with the efficiency of the scoops in Soylent Green (set in the year 2022!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8ZNyL-kxk

... this as their spouses make dual-use vests fashionable suitable for the obvious purposes. As AOC prances about the 1960's Klingon/MADMANI in the REMAIN SINWAR camisole and FREE GAZA hot pants as the b'wannabe jilted California Psycho/Gaven looks on and wants a piece of the action.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 12, 2026 10:19 AM (QhBIn)

423 Um JJ? Winning by 0.4% is hardly "resounding".

On the dem side none of those candidates were "normal" democrats.

On the rep side, Tiffany won easily, but was deemed by the dems as more MAGA than Trump. IMO he'll need Trump coattails and it's unclear how long Trump's coattails will be this cycle.

Posted by: AB at August 12, 2026 10:25 AM (bJiU3)

424 screw mamdani and his jihadi loving wife. If she's a private person why does she think she can ask for a tax payer paid security detail.

Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 10:50 AM (7esJd)

Daily Tech News 12 August 2026

Top Story

Tech News

Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: And never, ever, give them a man after midnight, regardless of how much they beg or cry.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:35 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 04:36 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Morning all

Posted by: Tuna at August 12, 2026 04:36 AM (lJ0H4)

3 w00t

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 04:37 AM (odBC9)

4 5vw54h yw543hv

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:37 AM (XJ22o)

5 How'd the ONT get to over 600?

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 04:40 AM (odBC9)

6
That was to lock out Gemini from that point down.

Now: Gemini is horrid at coding and graphics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:42 AM (XJ22o)

7 Mdig is just pestering me

How 600?
1 comment at a time

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0)

8 If Mgid says I can comment
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 04:45 AM (Ia/+0)

9 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2026 04:45 AM (sAmhv)

10
Crowley beat Hong in photo finish.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:45 AM (XJ22o)

11 Not my favorite ABBA song (that honor goes to Waterloo), but I'll never turn down looking at Agnetha Fältskog at 5 a.m. on a random Wednesday.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 04:46 AM (6ydKt)

12 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at August 12, 2026 04:46 AM (O3mu+)

13
NPR
In Wisconsin, David Crowley defeats Francesca Hong in Democratic primary for governor
38 minutes ago

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 04:46 AM (odBC9)

14 SK Hynix plans to expand its production in China by 50%. (Tom's Hardware)

And it's gone.


These AI creatures have quite the appetite for fused sand, don't they?.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 04:48 AM (6ydKt)

15 ABBA: Horrible music for horrible people. When its fans arrive in Hell and Satan puts his hand up their arse and works them in Gehenna's Puppet Show, I'm a Marionette will be faintly audible above the raucous hoots and guffaws of the devilish audience.

Posted by: I may be overreacting a little bit at August 12, 2026 04:49 AM (DP9fY)

16 NPR
In Wisconsin, David Crowley defeats Francesca Hong in Democratic primary for governor
38 minutes ago

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 04:46 AM (odBC9)

Francesca is so fragile emotionally that I wouldn't be surprised if she's on suicide watch by Friday.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 04:49 AM (6ydKt)

17 CHING CHONG BING BANG DING DANG

Posted by: ANGRY FRANCESCA HONG NOISES at August 12, 2026 04:51 AM (Lo8Mn)

18
The last comment on the ONT is some scammer who says you can watch adult videos securely on reputable adult platforms.

Just click on the name for the info, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 04:51 AM (/QHx4)

19 Belated BOING!

Busy with company till tomorrow. Thereafter, Mrs. BD and I will have solitude at our vacation home for the first time in 2 weeks.

It's been hectic!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 04:53 AM (mg7Dh)

20 15 ABBA: Horrible music for horrible people. When its fans arrive in Hell and Satan puts his hand up their arse and works them in Gehenna's Puppet Show, I'm a Marionette will be faintly audible above the raucous hoots and guffaws of the devilish audience.

Posted by: I may be overreacting a little bit at August 12, 2026 04:49 AM (DP9fY)

What happened to those days, they seem so hard to find.
I try and reach or you, but you just close your mind.
What ever happened to our love?
I wish I understood.
It used to be so nice, it used to be so good.

So when you near me, darling can’t you hear me?
S.O.S.!
And the love you gave me, nothing else can save me!
S.O.S.!
When your gone, how can I even try to go on?
When your gone, though I try, I cannot go on!

You seem so far away, though you are standing near.
You made me feel alive, but something died of fear.
What ever happened to our love?
I wish I understood.
What happened to our love, it used to be so good.


https://youtu.be/cvChjHcABPA

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 04:57 AM (6ydKt)

21 >>>And it's gone.

And immediately my brain starts up:

dun, dun, dun, dun
🎶 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 04:59 AM (odBC9)

22 Wikipedia

David Crowley (Wisconsin politician)

David Carl Crowley (born May 14, 1986) is an American politician who has served as the seventh executive of Milwaukee County since 2020.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 05:04 AM (odBC9)

23 from the ONT

425 Mandela Barnes got 28k votes. All from early voting. Those would have been hong votes. This is what can happen when you vote reaaaallly early. All sorts of shit can happen and your vote becomes meaningless.
Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:35 AM (bkPgX)

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 05:05 AM (odBC9)

24 I thought that was very interesting about being a taxi driver helping one avoid Alzheimer's Disease. I think it's too late for me to have a career change, however . 😉 Also, I was interested to read about gamers being hired to be air traffic controllers:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3f755j

I think that's a tough job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:08 AM (+kigi)

25
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

26 18
The last comment on the ONT is some scammer who says you can watch adult videos securely on reputable adult platforms.

Just click on the name for the info, lol.

Posted by: four seasons



That's more tolerable than that exodus troll vomiting out it's BS.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2026 05:12 AM (sAmhv)

27 International Fellowship of Christians and Jews devotional:. "How God fights for us." Deuteronomy 320:2-4:

https://tinyurl.com/2uanddmd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:14 AM (+kigi)

28 My second wake-up of the morning, so re-good morning everyone.

Stupid insomnia...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 12, 2026 05:15 AM (O7YUW)

29 Bluesky is meant to replace X. When the Bolshies have Bluesky ready, they will move on X.
Everything the left does is a means of advancing The Revolution.

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 05:16 AM (8jVAy)

30 29 Bluesky is meant to replace X. When the Bolshies have Bluesky ready, they will move on X.
Everything the left does is a means of advancing The Revolution.
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 05:16 AM (8jVAy)

Trot-sky?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 05:19 AM (Ot/FD)

31 I know one bluesky user who died from complications of cancer treatment. He was a good friend.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 05:21 AM (DZ9Lv)

32 Nice to know that my mom's career as an EMT and Paramedic helped her out.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 05:21 AM (NR6c1)

33 When the Bolshies have Bluesky ready
****

Like, you know, the twelfth of never.

Posted by: clarence at August 12, 2026 05:22 AM (O3mu+)

34 @5/m: "How'd the ONT get to over 600?"

https://tinyurl.com/uha5ybj8

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 12, 2026 05:23 AM (O7YUW)

35 The strategery part of my brain wants to worry that this is the Dem/DSA's Great Winnowing, the crucible that will separate the dross from the precious metal, and leave them strong and lean and in terrifying fighting shape before long.

Then I have to remind my self that if you thresh a pile of straw, you're not magically going to get wheat out of it like some kind of fairy tale. They're really in a Garbage In, Garbage Out phase in terms of filling out their roster right now. And since they're too damn stupid and crazy to learn anything remotely like a lesson, they'll just keep doing it until they collapse into irrelevance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 05:23 AM (Ot/FD)

36 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 12, 2026 05:25 AM (iNosy)

37 I remember when Bluesky first came online and the user base strutted around proudly about how they were going to take down the Nazi known as Elon.

And then less than a week later, the site was getting overloaded with people reporting child pornography.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 05:26 AM (NR6c1)

38 34 @5/m: "How'd the ONT get to over 600?"

https://tinyurl.com/uha5ybj8
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 12, 2026 05:23 AM (O7YUW)

7 How 600?
1 comment at a time
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0)

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 05:27 AM (odBC9)

39 34 @5/m: "How'd the ONT get to over 600?"

https://tinyurl.com/uha5ybj8
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 12, 2026 05:23 AM (O7YUW)

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste.

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at August 12, 2026 05:29 AM (gMmW2)

40 Husband and wife sing old time hymn, "How Great Thou Art". Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/mt39zxkh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:29 AM (+kigi)

41 they'll just keep doing it until they collapse into irrelevance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I wonder if anyone said the same thing about Robespierre.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 05:30 AM (DZ9Lv)

42 Evening to the late toilers, morning to the early risers like yours truly! Woden's Day is about to dawn here.

Not my favorite ABBA song (that honor goes to Waterloo), but I'll never turn down looking at Agnetha Fältskog at 5 a.m. on a random Wednesday.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026


***
I love many of ABBA's songs, with "Fernando" being a favorite because it's so different from their usual. But that lady's name -- completely unlike her -- is just *ugly* to look at.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 12, 2026 05:30 AM (wzUl9)

43 So the DSA candidate, this Hong woman, was defeated in the primary? Winning!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 12, 2026 05:31 AM (wzUl9)

44 While Francesca Hong has been defeated, the Demoncrapic Party still is what it is:

https://tinyurl.com/bddenr4r

Believe them when they tell you.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 05:33 AM (6UO0E)

45 Nice to know that my mom's career as an EMT and Paramedic helped her out.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026


***
Was she that lady on the OMegaXL commercials with John Walsh?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 12, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9)

46 Communists give everybody a choice of Stalin or Pol Pot! See, Diversity!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2026 05:35 AM (sAmhv)

47 Hong gone?

Phooey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 05:38 AM (Ot/FD)

48 A glass darkly seen
A time in between
When mysteries abound
A penny for a pound
We leave as we came
Just players at a game


fin

Posted by: clarence at August 12, 2026 05:38 AM (O3mu+)

49 31 I know one bluesky user who died from complications of cancer treatment. He was a good friend.
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 05:21 AM (DZ9Lv)

I knew a bluesky user who was determined to divide by zero. He flouted the laws of G-d and man. He would write mathematical formulae on his skin with magic markers and then grease his whole body with ghee, chant, and shake one of his hands (the tiny malformed one) at the spirits of the desert.

I don't know if he's dead. He's dead to me. I won't have any truck with that kind of occult practices.

Posted by: Melman J. Peabody, II at August 12, 2026 05:39 AM (wOVxg)

50 >>>Disclaimer: And never, ever, give them a man after midnight, regardless of how much they beg or cry.

ABBAgremlins!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 05:39 AM (odBC9)

51 This one won in Minnesota. Remember her?

https://tinyurl.com/msbr2m24

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 05:40 AM (6UO0E)

52 In other news, my 2025 tax refund check *finally* showed up. I'll take it to the bank, withdraw some walking-around money, and leave the rest, as I have to make my quarterly estimated tax payment in early Sept. There will still be quite a bit left over, though.

The house I wanted to video tour this week is now under contract. Two more possibilities popped up, but one seems huge and probably hard to heat and cool. The other is close to perfect -- but is located within a few blocks of two Section 8 housing developments. Still I'll have a look at it, I guess.

The furry thugs are well. They need their rabies shots; I guess that's what the rest of my tax refund will go to.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 12, 2026 05:40 AM (wzUl9)

53 Yesterday, my husband and I went out for some delicious store made ice cream. I enjoy watching the little kids there and how delighted they are at the ice cream. Yesterday, along with little boys jumping up and down and laughing while looking themselves in the fun house mirror that's there - there was a little girl with a long blue dress which must have been like a dress in a Disney movie. She had long brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. I think she was there with her grandmother and father. I asked how old she was and she held up four fingers. She told me her name is Lana. What a pretty name. I don't think I've ever heard that name aside from the actress Lana Turner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:41 AM (DzHyO)

54 Goodbye-o Ohio:

https://tinyurl.com/ms22b2er

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 05:42 AM (6UO0E)

55 Good morning! Dogs are fed, coffee is percolatin' and it's pretty dark outside.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 12, 2026 05:44 AM (3Ope8)

56 4 5vw54h yw543hv
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:37 AM (XJ22o)

You rang?

Posted by: 5vw54h yw543hv at August 12, 2026 05:44 AM (B0NCh)

57 but I'll never turn down looking at Agnetha Fältskog at 5 a.m. on a random Wednesday

Very well.

https://youtu.be/Q0iA4YmZEH0?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 05:45 AM (NR6c1)

58 Posted by: 5vw54h yw543hv at August 12, 2026 05:44 AM (B0NCh)

Whatta cool hash!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

59 49 31 I know one bluesky user who died from complications of cancer treatment. He was a good friend.
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 05:21 AM (DZ9Lv)

I knew a bluesky user who was determined to divide by zero. He flouted the laws of G-d and man. He would write mathematical formulae on his skin with magic markers and then grease his whole body with ghee, chant, and shake one of his hands (the tiny malformed one) at the spirits of the desert.

I don't know if he's dead. He's dead to me. I won't have any truck with that kind of occult practices.
Posted by: Melman J. Peabody, II at August 12, 2026 05:39 AM (wOVxg)

heh

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

60 Teen who couldn't sleep goes to work early and in that process helps to save a woman's life. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/2t5dvc7t

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:47 AM (DzHyO)

61 Tonight the book club meets at the suburban library near me. The topic: "The Cozy Mystery." I'll bring along and discuss Josephine Tey's last novel and possibly her best, The Singing Sands; it may qualify for "cozy" even more than the Christies, Carrs, and Queens I have. And it is certainly more readable than 90% of the modern "cozies" I've read. I don't mind that they all follow the same formula; classic mysteries have theirs too. It's that the moderns are all so dull and the "mystery" element is weaker and thinner than an episode of Barnaby Jones.

And we'll stop to have some ice cream afterward.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 12, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)

62 I asked how old she was and she held up four fingers.

I'm eight. But I lost one hand to piranhas. The Amazon River basin is an unforgiving playground.

Posted by: Lana at August 12, 2026 05:47 AM (4crC5)

63 If we used our fingers to count in binary, we could count up to 2,047.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 05:49 AM (Ot/FD)

64 Nikita Bier retweeted
James
@timeimp
8h
It’s like all the designers at Apple left and worked for X.

Benji Taylor
@benjitaylor
16h
Had a lot of fun animating our new Grok Bot icon. It's entirely made in code, with every state, shape and expression able to morph smoothly into the other. And of course, I made it with Grok Build.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)

65 What a pretty name. I don't think I've ever heard that name aside from the actress Lana Turner.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Lana Kane

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 05:52 AM (DZ9Lv)

66 Where's Waldo James O'Keefe?

https://tinyurl.com/4kt9ep83

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 05:54 AM (6UO0E)

67 It's 82 F. outside, I don't wanna know the heat index, and I really need to work out, since I took Monday and Tuesday off. Walk and trot, hold it down to a mile, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 12, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)

68 Doctor in Colombia risks life to save babies after earthquake. National Catholic Register site:

https://tinyurl.com/5y7ryf3w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:54 AM (ONl1C)

69 What a pretty name. I don't think I've ever heard that name aside from the actress Lana Turner.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Lana Kane

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 05:52 AM (DZ9Lv)
-

Lana Mower.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 05:55 AM (6UO0E)

70 And now, let us have a moment of silence for the passing of a brave social justice Warrior, Ward Churchill. He was a skilled academic, a man of integrity, a tireless worker for the Revolution...and a good friend.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at August 12, 2026 05:55 AM (B0NCh)

71 58F here + a spritzer of insomnia

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 05:55 AM (DZ9Lv)

72 What a pretty name. I don't think I've ever heard that name aside from the actress Lana Turner.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
*
Lana Kane
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026


***
There's singer Lana Del Rey, too. The word just means "wool" in Spanish; I guess it was the sound and look of the word rather than the meaning that led to its being a woman's name.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 12, 2026 05:56 AM (wzUl9)

73
No, Bluesky is seeking new sources of revenue because their users are dying of memetic Alzheimers.

Ah, the Bluesheviks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 05:57 AM (O0L8i)

74 Posted by: Lana at August 12, 2026 05:47 AM (4crC5

Sorry. I don't know what you're referring to and I also don't know who Lana Kane is. I'm sorry . You are both talking to an old culturally out of touch old person. 😉but thanks for your contributions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:57 AM (ONl1C)

75 and I also don't know who Lana Kane is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:57 AM (ONl1C)
-

Yes, you do:

https://youtu.be/esEG1z-exsI

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:00 AM (6UO0E)

76 No, Lana Kane from Archer.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 06:04 AM (DZ9Lv)

77 44 While Francesca Hong has been defeated, the Demoncrapic Party still is what it is:

https://tinyurl.com/bddenr4r

Believe them when they tell you.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 05:33 AM (6UO0E)

So this will be the big story today. Given that she supposedly led by double digits, there will be many claims that the Dem party cheated to deny her the nomination. Who knows, maybe.

But I think it’s even more likely that she *never* actually led, and that it’s another sign that the entire practice of polling is now irretrievably broken, and produces nothing but nonsense results that mirror the biases of the pollster.

If this is so, then double digit misses by the polls are going to become the norm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 06:04 AM (pLSjm)

78 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:00 AM (6UO0E

ok. LOL I do know about the itching ointment but it's too early in the morning for me to comprehend some of the jokes here .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 06:05 AM (+kigi)

79 Morning y'all. I could use some more sleep but probably won't manage it. Hopefully I get good results today from the interview.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 06:05 AM (aJQbY)

80
If this is so, then double digit misses by the polls are going to become the norm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 06:04 AM (pLSjm)


That's not possible. Experts agree: polling is scientific. Why do you hate science?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 06:06 AM (O0L8i)

81 Lana Wood.

Who are you people?

Posted by: This is not a boob thread at August 12, 2026 06:08 AM (B0NCh)

82 44 While Francesca Hong has been defeated, the Demoncrapic Party still is what it is:

https://tinyurl.com/bddenr4r

Believe them when they tell you.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 05:33 AM (6UO0E)

"We are Democrats. We support capitalism. We do not support socialism."

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 06:09 AM (odBC9)

83 Amusing side note:

One of the guests we babysit is a Standard Poodle. My wife got an email from the owner last night. He's putting the dog through a "brace" trial. In brace you do all the exercises in Novice competition, but with two dogs.

So yes; two Poodles working at the same time. It's apparently been hilarious.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 06:09 AM (NR6c1)

84 "We are Democrats. We support capitalism. We do not support socialism."

yea 10
nay 202

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 06:10 AM (odBC9)

85 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 12, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9

I'll have to look for that . As I mentioned, I've only ever read " The Daughter of Time". Sounds like Tey had quite a few good novels.

I hope you have a very good time at the book club.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 06:10 AM (+kigi)

86 But I think it’s even more likely that she *never* actually led, and that it’s another sign that the entire practice of polling is now irretrievably broken, and produces nothing but nonsense results that mirror the biases of the pollster.

If this is so, then double digit misses by the polls are going to become the norm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 06:04 AM (pLSjm)
-

Winner, winner, chicken dinner:

https://tinyurl.com/5yhnrub3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:11 AM (6UO0E)

87 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 12, 2026 06:14 AM (2Ez/1)

88 Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 06:05 AM (aJQbY

Prayers continue, Random Dave.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 06:16 AM (+kigi)

89 Regarding the President being snuck out of AF1 out in Turkey:

These people spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to talk about the matter.

I have to ask: Am I the only person in the world who gets annoyed when I read that? If you aren’t authorized to talk, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 06:17 AM (NR6c1)

90 Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 06:09 AM (NR6c1)

Great. It's so good to laugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 06:17 AM (+kigi)

91
n brace you do all the exercises in Novice competition, but with two dogs.

So yes; two Poodles working at the same time. It's apparently been hilarious.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 06:09 AM (NR6c1)


Dutch and Ilya, going Best Brace at the 2011 Borzoi Club of America National Specialty:

https://tinyurl.com/ymnhywaw

Carmen and Aida, going Best Brace at the 2015 Borzoi Club of America National Specialty:

https://tinyurl.com/2v83dz57

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 06:18 AM (O0L8i)

92 Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 06:17 AM (NR6c1)

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 06:18 AM (+kigi)

93 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 06:18 AM (O0L8i)

What beautiful dogs! Thanks for sharing the photos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 06:20 AM (+kigi)

94 Am I the only person in the world who gets annoyed when I read that?

Standing right here, boss.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 06:20 AM (aJQbY)

95 I have to leave for the day, folks. If there is a poster here with the name "Fenelon Spoke" ( with words separated) it is some troll, not me. I hope you all have a lovely, day, see blessings in the world around you and know that you are a blessing to others!

Psalm 139: 14 "I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 06:32 AM (+kigi)

96 90: Standard Poodles seem to have "goofball" as their default state.
91: Thanks Hadrian. I'll look at that when I get home.
94: I believe waterboarding people for these kinds of leaks should be A Thing.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 06:32 AM (NR6c1)

97 If there is a poster here with the name "Fenelon Spoke" ( with words separated) it is some troll, not me.

To borrow from John Wick, we'll find them and host a dinner party. -:-)

Have a good day, Fen!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 06:33 AM (NR6c1)

98 "If we used our fingers to count in binary, we could count up to 2,047"

Only if you have 11 fingers or the standard 10 fingers and an additional appendage that can be easily raised and lowered in a timely fashion.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 12, 2026 06:34 AM (u4rEb)

99 "If we used our fingers to count in binary, we could count up to 2,047"

Only if you have 11 fingers or the standard 10 fingers and an additional appendage that can be easily raised and lowered in a timely fashion.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 12, 2026 06:34 AM (u4rEb)
----
My polydactyl cat Hexie could make that work...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 06:36 AM (FZ29D)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 06:36 AM (odBC9)

101 98 "If we used our fingers to count in binary, we could count up to 2,047"

Only if you have 11 fingers or the standard 10 fingers and an additional appendage that can be easily raised and lowered in a timely fashion.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 12, 2026 06:34 AM (u4rEb)


The Paolo, has, how you say, such an appendage.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 12, 2026 06:37 AM (VRoVL)

102 A great percentage of Francesca Hong's votes came from these guys:

https://tinyurl.com/z484nhm8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:39 AM (6UO0E)

103 Wait… so after making fun of her lunacy for at least a few weeks and thinking she was very beatable, Hong isn’t even the nominee in WI? Sad trombone…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 06:40 AM (zEBE+)

104 102 A great percentage of Francesca Hong's votes came from these guys:

https://tinyurl.com/z484nhm8
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:39 AM (6UO0E)


The eyes. The too wide-open crazy eyes...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2026 06:43 AM (PiwSw)

105 Once again Hillary Clinton's celebration balloons go unused as Francesca Hong loses.

Hong's handlers will have to slowly wean her off her meds before explaining she lost.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 06:43 AM (2GVsD)

106 mornin yall. Three local police officers were arrested for abusing Flock cameras:

Joseph Callaway, a former K-9 deputy, was charged with:
Violation of oath by a public officer
Unauthorized request or disclosure of criminal history record information
Prohibition on law enforcement retaining license plate data
Three counts of stalking

Coznavian Stubbs, a former patrol deputy, was charged with:
Violation of oath by a public officer
Prohibition on law enforcement retaining license plate data
One count of stalking

Toni Lewis, also a former patrol deputy, was charged with:
Violation of oath by a public officer
Prohibition on law enforcement retaining license plate data
Stalking
Stubbs and Lewis resigned during the internal investigation. Callaway resigned shortly after he was charged, Davis said.


Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:44 AM (MWfyi)

107 These cameras are making police officers break the law!

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:44 AM (MWfyi)

108 Hijab-wearing Peggy Flannagan is set to become Minnesota's next Senator.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (PiwSw)

109 But I think it’s even more likely that she *never* actually led, and that it’s another sign that the entire practice of polling is now irretrievably broken, and produces nothing but nonsense results that mirror the biases of the pollster.

If this is so, then double digit misses by the polls are going to become the norm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 06:04 AM
+++

I would appreciate a deep dive by a knowledgeable source into the whole business of polling these days.
How can it be conducted with any degree of objectivity?
Phone? No one answers numbers they don't recognize and land lines barely exist.
Online? How to avoid duplicate entries and assure a random cross section?
Mail? Too slow?
I think just about every poll news story is just designed to get page views and mouse clicks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

110 Quarter Twenty - door to door perhaps? Set up a table outside Walmart?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 06:47 AM (aJQbY)

111 Who names their kid Coznavian?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 06:48 AM (2Ez/1)

112 Those are the ones they caught. I'm sure the abuse goes much deeper than those three.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:49 AM (MWfyi)

113 These cameras are making police officers break the law!
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:44 AM (MWfyi
======================
heh. And, of course, the first thing they do is end public access to search data so you can't check if your plate has been run. Because why would you want to know?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 06:49 AM (HVfJp)

114 Hong is a member of the Hivemind in good standing so I'm sure she's going to be well-compensated for her troubles.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 06:51 AM (FZ29D)

115 "Who names their kid Coznavian?"

See if you can guess the pigmentation of the three ex-officers.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:51 AM (MWfyi)

116 I would appreciate a deep dive by a knowledgeable source into the whole business of polling these days.
How can it be conducted with any degree of objectivity?
Phone? No one answers numbers they don't recognize and land lines barely exist.
Online? How to avoid duplicate entries and assure a random cross section?
Mail? Too slow?
I think just about every poll news story is just designed to get page views and mouse clicks.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)
---
It's probably just AI simulations at this point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 06:51 AM (FZ29D)

117 Who names their kid Coznavian?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 06:48 AM (2Ez/1)
-

Cozmapolitans?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:52 AM (6UO0E)

118 misusing Flock cameras.

In Polk County, the GBI arrested deputy Tracey Royston Friday on charges of misusing Flock license plate reader systems.

Last month, three officers were fired in Fayetteville for searching their own licenses plates or that of family members for non-law enforcement purposes.

In Savannah, six employees were fired earlier this month for their role in allegedly misusing Flock cameras.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:52 AM (MWfyi)

119 It turns out that even amongst loony Dems the elimination of Thanksgiving is not popular. My jaw is on the floor… although, Hong did get 39% of that crowd

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 06:54 AM (zEBE+)

120 Yeah, those cameras are fine. It's the people that access them that are the problem.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)

121 Every year, I always mourn the days getting shorter. Don't do it! Sun, stay right here!

Ah well, they'll start getting longer soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 06:55 AM (h8R6b)

122 108 Hijab-wearing Peggy Flannagan is set to become Minnesota's next Senator.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (PiwSw)

"You know, people aren't avoiding our state as much as they should. And they really ought to be making fun of us more. What can we do about this?"

Posted by: The Minnesota Tourism Board at August 12, 2026 06:55 AM (Ot/FD)

123 DSA operatives around the country erasing social media histories this morning.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 12, 2026 06:57 AM (UoWyB)

124
Last month, three officers were fired in Fayetteville for searching their own licenses plates or that of family members for non-law enforcement purposes.

If you give people access, inevitably they'll misuse it. Just like everyone at work only uses the internet for company purposes. And now you have the same problem: are you going to fire everyone?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 06:57 AM (O0L8i)

125 Hijab-wearing Peggy Flannagan is set to become Minnesota's next Senator.

Sure and begorrah, at least the lass figured out the grift.

Posted by: Mick al-O'Hara at August 12, 2026 06:58 AM (fl7uu)

126 I don't think cops can be trusted not to abuse Flock cameras. We should get rid of them and take away the temptation.

But Flock cameras are the local equivalent of national government spying tools on citizens. Congress should probably get rid of those technologies, whatever they are called, too!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 06:58 AM (h8R6b)

127 The local Boy Scout council, after going nearly bankrupt because they let the gays have their way with them, had to sell the scout camp they had owned for about 100 years. Now the developer who bought it wants to put up a data center there and the neighbors are pissed. I would be too. The old scout camp was a beautiful place, with lakes and trails and all the stuff a proper scout camp should have.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:59 AM (MWfyi)

128 I saw a post on Twitter about a local Sheriff's department asking for help in finding someone who vandalized a Flock camera.

The website was overwhelmed with helpful tips like "I know that dude. He was delivering groceries to my grandma at 1130."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:00 AM (NR6c1)

129 If you give people access, inevitably they'll misuse it. Just like everyone at work only uses the internet for company purposes. And now you have the same problem: are you going to fire everyone?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 06:57 AM (O0L8i)

You could take my company's approach and firewall the pants off the things so no data could ever flow in or out of them, and then get mad that no one is using the damn things.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:00 AM (Ot/FD)

130 109 But I think it’s even more likely that she *never* actually led, and that it’s another sign that the entire practice of polling is now irretrievably broken, and produces nothing but nonsense results that mirror the biases of the pollster.

If this is so, then double digit misses by the polls are going to become the norm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 06:04 AM
+++

I would appreciate a deep dive by a knowledgeable source into the whole business of polling these days.
How can it be conducted with any degree of objectivity?
Phone? No one answers numbers they don't recognize and land lines barely exist.
Online? How to avoid duplicate entries and assure a random cross section?
Mail? Too slow?
I think just about every poll news story is just designed to get page views and mouse clicks.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

DataRepublican?

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 07:02 AM (odBC9)

131 haveIbeenFlocked.com

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:02 AM (h8R6b)

132

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 12, 2026 07:03 AM (yM1Zs)

133 Has Francesca Hong made a public statement yet? I'm betting she blames white people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:06 AM (h8R6b)

134 If quis custodiet ipsos custodes gives everyone such heebie jeebies, then they should stop tolerating such intolerable custodians.

Vote. Protest. Write. In extremis, obstruct.

As Solzhenitsyn said, the labor camps only happened because too few people punched too few people in the mouth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:07 AM (Ot/FD)

135 You get what you tolerate.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Hong, hang in there?

https://tinyurl.com/3nsfv6ky

It ain't over till it's over?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:09 AM (6UO0E)

137 Today's big inflation and Orange crop report, due out at 8:30, will get some publicity. Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: The Duke Brothers at August 12, 2026 07:09 AM (h8R6b)

138 133 Has Francesca Hong made a public statement yet? I'm betting she blames white people.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Sucker bet. Not taking it.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:09 AM (NR6c1)

139 We have a standard poodle. 11 months old. We thought is was a good idea. He is the kid that you love dearly, but leaves you tired and worn out every night when you hit the bed.

Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 07:10 AM (CQyEl)

140 "How can I benevolently rule over you shitty little mayonnaise monkeys if you assholes won't even vote for me?

It's not fair."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:11 AM (Ot/FD)

141 ABBA. Never bought a single song of theirs, but I did finally work up the courage to ask my junior high crush to dance at the sock hop when Dancing Queen came on, so always had a fondness for them.

Posted by: Biergood at August 12, 2026 07:11 AM (PwgSL)

142 It looks like Lindsay Graham's sister is headed into a runoff in a couple weeks with Ralph Norman, the guy I voted for. She didn't reach 50%, but she got 8% more votes than him. Are we really going to be stuck with another Graham for our senator in perpetuity?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 07:11 AM (qBdHI)

143 Hong gone wrong?

Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 07:11 AM (CQyEl)

144 Voting predictions made by online betting sites are also increasingly worthless. The reason is simple - campaigns have discovered that if their candidate wants a boost in his poll numbers, the easiest method is to place a large bet on your own guy. A $100,000 bet is big enough to change the odds , and then other bettors will see the move, jump on board, and amplify it.

They’re the kind of poll where, if you’ve got money to burn, you can buy the results you want. The betting sites don’t care about this, because it’s pure profit for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:12 AM (pLSjm)

145 BBC

LIVE
UK and Europe get ready for once-in-a-generation solar eclipse
The Moon will block out more than 90% of the Sun in the UK from around 18:00 BST, while parts of Iceland and Spain will witness a rare total eclipse.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (odBC9)

146 Hong, hang in there?

https://tinyurl.com/3nsfv6ky

It ain't over till it's over?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:09 AM (6UO0E)
-

OK. It's over. The other Dem, Crowley, won by a thin margin of around 3000 votes. According to Grok, final tallying will take WEEKS. I wonder why.

Will Hong contest?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (6UO0E)

147 Hong hung out to dry?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (h8R6b)

148
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (/+uur)

149 JJS.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (NcvvS)

150
Will Hong contest?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (6UO0E)


Will the Sun come up tomorrow?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (O0L8i)

151 Most unpleasant movie experience I had was being dragooned into seeing Mamma Mia!! with my wife, mother-in-law, and daughter. Considered faking a heart attack.

Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (CQyEl)

152 The Moon will block out more than 90% of the Sun in the UK from around 18:00 BST

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (odBC9)
-

Given UK standard gray weather days, no one will notice.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (6UO0E)

153 Morning Horde thx Pixy
Interesting night at the polls. Hong losing might make it tougher for the Republican Tiffany to win the governorship. The DSA types might walk away.
Tafoya v Flanagan in Minn will be an interesting brace. Flanagan is a lunatic who might turn off some Dems
Larson a 14term Dem drone got beat by a further left guy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:15 AM (WOnE5)

154 The Moon will block out more than 90% of the Sun in the UK from around 18:00 BST

Me: Uses heroic restraint to not make a 'Your Mom' joke.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:15 AM (NR6c1)

155 UK and Europe get ready for once-in-a-generation solar eclipse
The Moon will block out more than 90% of the Sun in the UK from around 18:00 BST, while parts of Iceland and Spain will witness a rare total eclipse.
Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (odBC9)
=======================
Scientists are excited about some new method of measuring the magnetic field in the sun's corona, iirc, and they're set up somewhere in Scandi to measure. Vodka for everyone!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (sWibC)

156 I would appreciate a deep dive by a knowledgeable source into the whole business of polling these days.
How can it be conducted with any degree of objectivity?
Phone? No one answers numbers they don't recognize and land lines barely exist.
Online? How to avoid duplicate entries and assure a random cross section?
Mail? Too slow?
I think just about every poll news story is just designed to get page views and mouse clicks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

In the nic is a good start by our TJM.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM (dK+Kv)

157
151 Most unpleasant movie experience I had was being dragooned into seeing Mamma Mia!! with my wife, mother-in-law, and daughter. Considered faking a heart attack.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (CQyEl)

Sounds like your Waterloo. Couldn’t escape if you wanted to.

Should’ve put out an SOS.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (pLSjm)

158 157
151 Most unpleasant movie experience I had was being dragooned into seeing Mamma Mia!! with my wife, mother-in-law, and daughter. Considered faking a heart attack.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (CQyEl)

Sounds like your Waterloo. Couldn’t escape if you wanted to.

Should’ve put out an SOS.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (pLSjm)

!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (odBC9)

159 I think just about every poll news story is just designed to get page views and mouse clicks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

In the nic is a good start by our TJM.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM
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Thanks. Will peruse.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

160 156 I would appreciate a deep dive by a knowledgeable source into the whole business of polling these days.
How can it be conducted with any degree of objectivity?
Phone? No one answers numbers they don't recognize and land lines barely exist.
Online? How to avoid duplicate entries and assure a random cross section?
Mail? Too slow?
I think just about every poll news story is just designed to get page views and mouse clicks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

In the nic is a good start by our TJM.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM (dK+Kv)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 07:30 AM (odBC9)

161 In the nic is a good start by our TJM.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM

Thanks for that, had forgotten it. Very good summary. People love the idea that some future event can be mathematically predicted, even when that idea is garbage.

Texas polling is particularly awful; Texas has 254 counties, but only 5 or 6 truly high population counties. (The big cities, natch). It’s difficult to contact rural and smaller town voters, so almost every poll down will end up being just a poll of a few hundred voters in those places.

Yet it’s known by all that the other 249 counties vote in a completely contrary way to the votes from the big cities. This would be extremely expensive to get around, though, so no public polls even try.

I think of this every time I see another stupid Fox poll claiming Talarico is leading Paxton.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (pLSjm)

162 (It's mathy.)

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (odBC9)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - August 11, 2026 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. Content available for those who care. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Another day, another batch of Flock abuses


Wisconsin police pull over wrong vehicle, draw guns on woman after Flock cameras mistakenly identified her car in a homicide case. Twice.
(H/T to CBD for this one)

It happened at around 4:45 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 6. Video from I-94 in Waukesha County shows multiple officers with guns drawn - and a passenger sticking their hands out the window.

Police pulled the car over after a Flock camera flagged it for a Milwaukee homicide. But when Brookfield Police called the Milwaukee Police Department, MPD said they no longer needed the car or the people inside, so officers let them go.

FOX6 News reached out to MPD to learn why that car was still active in the Flock system. The department said it was not a Flock issue, but a personnel issue - staff failed to remove a wanted vehicle alert from the system.


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Another Flock mistake that prompts officers to go in with guns drawn.

If either of them had resisted in any way or showed they were upset by the false accusations being made by the cops they may have ended up dead. We've seen that happen before.

Also, the cops say "your car flagged the system" as if it were their fault. It was the system that flagged the car incorrectly, not the other way around.

There should be some type of monetary compensation for being stopped falsley with guns drawn.

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He spoke out at town meetings so the cops used Flock to stalk and harass him

Man discovers how many times cops scanned his license plate


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Up next on Law and Order, Flock Forensics Unit


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This you, Paolo?


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Not real = not spectacular

Female Cyclists Accused of Using Bra Paddding to Increase Bust Size and Improve Aerodynamics

The world of women’s cycling is currently embroiled in a bizarre scandal involving the alleged use of bra padding to increase the bust area of ​​female competitors and modify airflow around the body. Known as “chest fairing,” the controversial practice can allegedly decrease drag and give competitors an unfair advantage during races.

According to experts, a smaller bust can favor the formation of a kind of “air pocket” at the level of the cyclist’s abdomen, which marginally increases the drag coefficient. For example, Bert Blocken, professor of aerodynamics at Heriot-Watt University (Scotland), told the British newspaper The Telegraph that chest fairing could provide a reduction of up to 3.6% in drag.

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Originally reported last month by Dutch newspaper “WielerFlits,” the chest fairing trend caused quite a scandal on the women’s cycling circuit, and on August 4th, the cyclists taking part in this year’s Tour de France underwent an additional check of their clothing. It’s unclear if the checks uncovered the use of breast padding, but it’s clear that organizers aim to discourage the practice.


The waiting list for that job must be kinda long


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Bad news for those of you who travel with a humanoid

United & Delta Become Latest Airlines To Ban Humanoid Robots From All Flights

United Airlines and Delta Air Lines have joined a growing list of carriers prohibiting passengers from transporting humanoid robots on their aircraft, extending restrictions to both cabin baggage and checked luggage. The policies come as airlines respond to the emergence of increasingly lifelike robots that present operational, safety, and handling challenges not addressed by traditional baggage rules.

The updated restrictions distinguish humanoid robots from conventional consumer electronics and small robotic devices. While toy robots and other electronic devices that meet existing battery requirements generally remain permitted, human-like robots are specifically prohibited regardless of their intended use. The move follows similar action by Southwest Airlines earlier this year after a highly publicized incident involving a humanoid robot traveling on a commercial flight.

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1 "The greatest affliction of the cosmos is never to have been afflicted. Mortals only learn wisdom by experiencing tribulation."

Why ain't I wiser by now?

Posted by: mindful webworker - soon says 8-ball at August 11, 2026 10:11 PM (9wnX8)

2 Medicare for All is Abdul's slogan,
El-Sayed's wife, psychiatrist Sarah Jukaku,
does not accept Medicare as a form of payment
at her private practice.

hmmm?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 10:11 PM (vOxCS)

3 1st if pop ups hadn't sabotaged things.

Posted by: Rex B at August 11, 2026 10:11 PM (R0XxO)

4 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2026 10:11 PM (57D2M)

5 It's also oldster day at the wife's work. Busy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

6
Bulge in pants? Was that Bulg??

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:12 PM (/QHx4)

7 Cop pulls gun on citizen for “bulge in pants.”


The Cop was gay?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (57D2M)

8 Job report:
I think the interview went well, harder to tell this time.

I hope to hear back tomorrow or at least this week.

Now to read the content...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

9 What if I buy my Optimus a ticket?

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

10 Content?

We don't need no stinking content!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (l4RKn)

11 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Home again, home again, jiggety-jig! 🎉🎉🎉

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (SRRAx)

12 What if I buy my Optimus a ticket?
Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'm sorry. You can only buy tickets for a Rotimus.

Posted by: Customer Service Desk at August 11, 2026 10:14 PM (1Ff7Z)

13 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 10:14 PM (sAmhv)

14 Scoreboard watchers it's a tight race for the Dem governor nomination in Wisconsin. Hong is 2,000 votes behind.

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 11, 2026 10:14 PM (R86kT)

15 Depending on state Flock can be 70% wrong.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:14 PM (/+uur)

16 What if I buy my Optimus a ticket?
Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

He's Saijo's emotional support robot.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:15 PM (qx7Zg)

17 Hong Gone?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2026 10:15 PM (aD4fx)

18 Content?

We don't need no stinking content!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (l4RKn)


And yet it still continues to appear

Posted by: Doof at August 11, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)

19 Now to read the content...
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

20 Okay so it looks like Elon might need to start his own airline?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 10:15 PM (aJQbY)

21
Home is the best place to be. A refuge from the crazy world.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:16 PM (/QHx4)

22 Scoreboard watchers it's a tight race for the Dem governor nomination in Wisconsin. Hong is 2,000 votes behind.
Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 11, 2026 10:14 PM (R86kT)

The current governor said that, if she gets the nomination, that they'd help her. I was never quite sure if that meant to win, or out of a window in a skyscraper.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:16 PM (qx7Zg)

23 Thank you for the entertaining ONT Doof!

Time to go see if the cat wants to come in yet....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 10:16 PM (Sco7b)

24 16 What if I buy my Optimus a ticket?
Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

He's Saijo's emotional support robot.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:15

Saijo gets his own seat, too.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

25 I wishes were horses beggars would ride
If watches were turnips (I would tie one to my belt and march into town) I would wear one by my side
If if and ands were pots and pans
There would be no need for tinkers

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:17 PM (/+uur)

26 Hong Gone?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2026 10:15 PM (aD4fx)

Hit the Gong, Jamie Farr! HIT THE GONG! GONG HER OFF THE SHOW!!!!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:18 PM (qx7Zg)

27
By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood
And fired the shot heard round the world.

Georgie got his letter on Aug 10 1776.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:19 PM (/+uur)

28 Hong Show will have unknown DA

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:20 PM (/+uur)

29 Yay, ONT! Thanks Doof!

Flock ought to be dismantled and sent to the closest landfill. It's been abused by law enforcement and it seems to be on the edge of extinction. Perhaps a couple of multi-million dollar judgments would push it over the edge...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

30 14 Scoreboard watchers it's a tight race for the Dem governor nomination in Wisconsin. Hong is 2,000 votes behind.
Posted by: ted Torgerson

Obviously due to democrats being racists. They probably call her a Chink behind her back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2026 10:20 PM (0Htd1)

31 ***The move follows similar action by Southwest Airlines earlier this year after a highly publicized incident involving a humanoid robot traveling on a commercial flight.
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It wasn't reported here.
It didn't happen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 10:20 PM (vOxCS)

32 Crazy lady in Wisconsin is having a tougher night than anticipated.

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 10:20 PM (SHHm+)

33 Flock ought to be dismantled and sent to the closest landfill. It's been abused by law enforcement and it seems to be on the edge of extinction. Perhaps a couple of multi-million dollar judgments would push it over the edge...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

If it was a Chinese chipset the date goes to CCP.
We tried to test a few China cameras for the Navy in 2011 or 12.
They all sent data to china.china.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:22 PM (/+uur)

34 Brutal 'Brought to you by' tonight. It's true, of course, but brutal

Posted by: 496 at August 11, 2026 10:22 PM (jth8J)

35 I usually find Asian women attractive, but Hong looks like a live-action Muppet what with the ping pong ball eyes.

*Jon Lovitz voice* she's - weird!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

36 You pathetic pikers are worried about Flock Cameras. Let me give you some real nightmares:

Harvard engineering students AnhPhu Nguyen and Caine Ardayfio created I-XRAY, a project using Meta AI Ray-Ban smart glasses combined with facial recognition and large language models to pull up names, home addresses, phone numbers, and relatives of strangers on the street in about 90 seconds.

Video Feed: The smart glasses livestream video to a private program or a social media feed.

Face Matching: A script grabs a frame of a face and runs it through a face search engine like PimEyes.Data

Scraper: An AI large language model parses the resulting links, cross-referencing public records, voter registries, and data leaks to compile personal details.

Phone Alert: The compiled dossier displays on the user's phone in real time.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)

37 Crazy lady in Wisconsin is having a tougher night than anticipated.
Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 10:20 PM (SHHm+)

Maybe she'll need advice from one of her advisors on her next job - OnlyFans.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:24 PM (qx7Zg)

38 The Fluck cam we drive by every time we go to town got cut down Saturday night. Too bad. Anyway...

Posted by: mindful webworker - smile! you're on candid camera at August 11, 2026 10:24 PM (9wnX8)

39 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM (/+uur)

40 Cop pulls gun on citizen for “bulge in pants.”


The Cop was gay?


He wasn't actually a cop. He was a member of the Village People on the way to a concert.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM (Riz8t)

41 I usually find Asian women attractive, but Hong looks like a live-action Muppet what with the ping pong ball eyes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

She looks ok on the slant, but at some angles, a definite no.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:26 PM (1Ff7Z)

42 68% precincts reporting
Crowley +999 votes

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 11, 2026 10:26 PM (R86kT)

43
There is no privacy anymore in America.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:26 PM (/QHx4)

44 39 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM (/+uur)


Maybe Liz Warren can deliver the eulogy at his funeral.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (X5Jzz)

45 Was about to give up on the ONT and commence to sniffing glue. Decided to give it another try and it was worth waiting for.

Posted by: Regerts, I've Had a Few at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)

46 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - flock-free dino at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (XfIK1)

47 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM (/+uur)

Are they gonna put his body up on one of those things the Indians leave the dead on?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)

48 43
There is no privacy anymore in America.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:26 PM (/QHx4)

but there is piracy

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (/+uur)

49 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM (/+uur)

YAY! I mean, aw dang, that's a Dang ol' shame. Golly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)

50 If a cop comes on my property with his gun drawn, he had better make sure he is ready to shoot me. And yes, maybe I do have a weapon, on my own property, not subject to having a cop see it or react to it.

Fuck. You.

I'm afraid I have never been very good at being bullied, and certainly not by Depputy Dawg.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (4chwE)

51 Hong's behind by a thousand votes with two-thirds of the vote in.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (aD4fx)

52
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:19 PM (/+uur)

___________

Before the Trinity test of the first atomic bomb, the scientists penned this variation

From this crude lab that spawned the dud,
Their necks to Truman's axe uncurled,
Lo! the embattled savants stood,
And fired the flop heard round the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (O0L8i)

53 Maybe Liz Warren can deliver the eulogy at his funeral.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (X5Jzz)

shes got the park or the dementia

the voice sounds like shes talking thru a vacum cleaner

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (/+uur)

54 47 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM (/+uur)

Are they gonna put his body up on one of those things the Indians leave the dead on?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)


. . . and let the crows pick his carcass apart. I like it !

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (X5Jzz)

55 "If ifs and buts was candies and nuts,
We'd all have a very merry Christmas. SAY IT!!"

Posted by: Cleon Salmon at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (IhL8c)

56 After seeing those Chinese robots act up it's understandable that they are excluded.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (vOxCS)

57

48,

You got that right

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (/QHx4)

58 It always frosts me that our rights are ignored for officer safety.

Posted by: Butch at August 11, 2026 10:29 PM (98xTj)

59 47 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM (/+uur)

Are they gonna put his body up on one of those things the Indians leave the dead on?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)

Too smelly. Even in life, he probably emanated an evil odor.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 10:29 PM (4chwE)

60 The Fluck cam we drive by every time we go to town got cut down Saturday night. Too bad. Anyway...

And you were the first to know?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 10:29 PM (BvPIe)

61 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM (/+uur)

Are they gonna put his body up on one of those things the Indians leave the dead on?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)

A pyre, with the wife? Oh, wait, wrong Indian.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

62
How is this even close?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:29 PM (O0L8i)

63 . . . and let the crows pick his carcass apart. I like it !

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (X5Jzz)

hey now wes gots to eat

Posted by: buzzards at August 11, 2026 10:30 PM (/+uur)

64 Hong's behind by a thousand votes with two-thirds of the vote in.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2026 10:28 PM (aD4fx)

What's the total vote count? Two-thirds already? It ain't Thursday.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

65 Wong losing by only 700 votes w/ 70% in.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 10:30 PM (RCjYY)

66 Word is Flock is looking to partner with (buy all the dashcam data from) Uber and Lyft. Every Uber and Lyft car a Flock camera.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 11, 2026 10:31 PM (IhL8c)

67 A pyre, with the wife? Oh, wait, wrong Indian.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

saying dot or feather is racist

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)

68 65 Wong losing by only 700 votes w/ 70% in.
Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 10:30 PM (RCjYY)

Well, she's still a loser, no matter the vote count.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 10:31 PM (4chwE)

69
The ghost of that proud son of Wisconsin, Joe McCarthy, must be weeping that Hong is within a thousand votes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:32 PM (O0L8i)

70 South Carolina voters have advanced Miss Lindsey's sister to a runoff to take over his former seat in the Senate.
What is wrong with SC voters?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 11, 2026 10:32 PM (Lo97M)

71 How is this even close?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:29 PM (O0L8i)

Republican PACs have been running tailored tv commercials for Hong So Nutty. All out crazy in Madison, and downplaying it in the rest of the state.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:32 PM (qx7Zg)

72 If Piper is around- I just ordered a dress from Tuckernut - which I found from your ric-rak post. It asked how I learned of their website and I said Ace of spades- piper. Hope they send you something nice!

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2026 10:32 PM (qtfk+)

73 In 2005, the University of Colorado launched a formal investigation into allegations that Churchill had plagiarized portions of other people’s work, misused sources and fabricated material. University officials also investigated allegations that he had misrepresented his American Indian ancestry.

Ardays intellectual father

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:32 PM (/+uur)

74 > United & Delta Become Latest Airlines To Ban Humanoid Robots From All Flights

Couldn't they just make them ride in the back of the plane?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:33 PM (IG3/x)

75 Looks like we may be getting a Buc-ees here in central Iowa! They've picked a site just off I-80/I-35 and have a purchase agreement with the land owner. It's received initial approval by the local planning commission, although there are additional planning and zoning and approval hoops they will have to jump through. Probably at least two years before it opens.

https://tinyurl.com/5xpehwmw

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:33 PM (X5Jzz)

76

People are fucked in the head. They vote for the commies or whatever the hell they are.

They are voting for people who want them to be slaves.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:33 PM (/QHx4)

77 73 In 2005, the University of Colorado launched a formal investigation into allegations that Churchill had plagiarized portions of other people’s work, misused sources and fabricated material. University officials also investigated allegations that he had misrepresented his American Indian ancestry.

Ardays intellectual father
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:32 PM (/+uur)

I believe the correct term, according to the AoSHQ Style Manual, is "lying sack of shit."

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 10:34 PM (4chwE)

78 Iron Eyes Cody, Rachel Dolezal and Talcum X shed a single tear.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

79 Wong down just under 3000 w/ 73% in.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 10:34 PM (RCjYY)

80 Cop pulls gun on citizen for “bulge in pants.”

Actually, officer, I am just happy to see you.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)

81 67 A pyre, with the wife? Oh, wait, wrong Indian.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

saying dot or feather is racist

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)


Kwiki-Mart or casino.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:35 PM (X5Jzz)

82 The ghost of that proud son of Wisconsin, Joe McCarthy, must be weeping that Hong is within a thousand votes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:32 PM (O0L8i)

Another Wisconsinite, "Fighting'" Bob Lafollette, Progressive, is probably cheering.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:35 PM (qx7Zg)

83 Forgot Lizzy Warren. Whatever. She is utterly forgettable.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)

84 I'm working on the computer. I should have news on. I kind of want Wong to win.

Like Abdul, she'll be a lot of material for several months.

Scary that both will still get 30% of the vote no matter how genocidally insane they are.

Speaking of insane, my friends' cat Snowflake is upstairs and zoomy as heck. The racing paws is a cute sound.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 10:36 PM (Sco7b)

85 > In 2005, the University of Colorado launched a formal investigation into allegations that Churchill had plagiarized portions of other people’s work, misused sources and fabricated material. University officials also investigated allegations that he had misrepresented his American Indian ancestry.


They didn't just "launch an investigation" into "allegations".

They found him guilty and canned his ass. It normally takes a fucking nuclear weapon to dislodge a tenured professor.

He sued, of course. The first trial awarded him $1 (yeah, a dollar) The second one rescinded that.

Neither one ordered that he be given his job back.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:36 PM (IG3/x)

86 Couldn't they just make them ride in the back of the plane?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:33 PM (IG3/x)

I have flown millions of mile for biz.
Daughter about 10 hands tic to flight attendant on 767 and ask her if she has to fly in 3rd class again.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:36 PM (/+uur)

87 I drive past flock cameras all the time here in my little town. It gets the finger every time.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)

88 72 If Piper is around- I just ordered a dress from Tuckernut - which I found from your ric-rak post. It asked how I learned of their website and I said Ace of spades- piper. Hope they send you something nice!
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2026 10:32 PM (

Oh yay! I am glad you found something! They don’t know who I am (can you believe it?!?), but who cares! You got something fun!

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:37 PM (Dd38x)

89 Looks like we may be getting a Buc-ees here in central Iowa!

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:33 PM (X5Jzz)

Are they going to compete with the country's largest truck stop on I-80? How much passenger car business does that truck stop have? Is it mostly trucks, or are they vulnerable to B poaching a great number of their customers?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

90 78 Iron Eyes Cody, Rachel Dolezal and Talcum X shed a single tear.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)


Did Iron Eyes Cody ever actually claim to be an injun, or did he just play one on TV?

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:38 PM (X5Jzz)

91 39 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.
Yall want cake or pie?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Well, duh. Pumpkin pie because pumpkin goes along with his native American heritage.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2026 10:38 PM (0Htd1)

92 Forgot Lizzy Warren. Whatever. She is utterly forgettable.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)

How?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

93 What's this? I'm not allowed to take my humanoid emotional support robot on the plane with me?

If I was a flyer, I'd sue for discrimination. And emotional distress. If I was a flyer. Which I haven't been for many years and likely never will be again. Nevertheless!

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's not a robot, it's my AI wife! at August 11, 2026 10:38 PM (9wnX8)

94 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.
-------------

Maybe he found Jesus at the end, you never know.

LOL

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:39 PM (vE0+H)

95 70

I'm also uneasy about Graham's sister being the GOP nominee in SC.

I feel like GOP voters there are being asked to buy a cat in a sack. She has no record, and no-one really what she'll do.

She still has to win the runoff against a very conservative incumbent GOP Congressman, though.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 10:39 PM (RCjYY)

96
Are they going to compete with the country's largest truck stop on I-80?

__________

Don't think Buc-ee's allows truck traffic, so they may be going for the passenger car folks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:39 PM (O0L8i)

97 They don’t know who I am

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:37 PM (Dd38x)

They don't know what they're missing.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (vE0+H)

98 Are they going to compete with the country's largest truck stop on I-80? How much passenger car business does that truck stop have? Is it mostly trucks, or are they vulnerable to B poaching a great number of their customers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

Buc-ees has a no trucks policy, aside from the tankers and supply trucks that supply the store. It's for car travelers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)

99 Story time...
Driving through a largely unpopulated area of a mid-southern state late one evening, I had my cruise set to 5 over the speed limit and chillin'. After a while, a state trooper pulls up behind me. He just paces me. There's hardly any other cars on this dark desert highway and I just leave my cruise at 5 over.

After a while the lights come on and I pull over.

He comes up to the car and is very nice and polite and asks me some questions. We discuss that it's a rental car and I hand him the paperwork; he checks the VIN. He goes back to his car and sits there a while, waiting on information to come back. Eventually he comes back up and informs me the license on my car is not correct, and that's why he pulled me over - it should be on a different car.

Turns out the license belongs on an identical model car of a different color. He lets me know he'll call it in so that hopefully I don't get pulled over again. Neither he nor I are happy with the rental car company. The rental company didn't seem particularly perturbed when I told them upon turning in the car.

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (kU0PQ)

100 Woohoo!
Geezer Golf today was awesome!
I won enough to cover my whole bar bill!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)

101 >>>They didn't just "launch an investigation" into "allegations".

They found him guilty and canned his ass. It normally takes a fucking nuclear weapon to dislodge a tenured professor.

He sued, of course. The first trial awarded him $1 (yeah, a dollar) The second one rescinded that.

Neither one ordered that he be given his job back.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
---

Times have changed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (vOxCS)

102
The name Tuckernut cracks me up. Should that be a name of a company for perverts?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (/QHx4)

103 Buc-ees has a no trucks policy, aside from the tankers and supply trucks that supply the store. It's for car travelers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)

Right, but how many cars use that stop?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

104 Wisconsin Poll yesterday : Hong +20
Polymarket yesterday : 97% Hong

Current results with 75% in, Hong is losing by 0.4%

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:41 PM (bkPgX)

105
Iron Eyes Cody, Rachel Dolezal and Talcum X shed a single tear.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

__________

Likewise Cher and Buffie Sainte-Marie

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:41 PM (O0L8i)

106 They are voting for people who want them to be slaves.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:33 PM (/QHx4)

They assume the slaves will be everyone else.

Dance with the devil, lay down with dogs, etc etc

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:42 PM (vE0+H)

107 75 -- We are getting one in far west Omaha. I plan a road trip out there after it has been open a couple of months and the crowds taper off. No idea what stage of construction it is at right now.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 11, 2026 10:42 PM (DK5Sh)

108 Seen online. Not political.

My buddy brought his 82-year-old grandpa to his bachelor party because the old man was feeling lonely. We all thought we'd have to babysit him.

By 2am, we were at a dive bar. Grandpa won $400 playing pool with some local sharks, convinced the bartender to give us a veteran discount on the entire tab, and was teaching the groom how to properly negotiate a mortgage... all while doing vodka shots.

BTW, he was the only one who didn't have a hangover the next morning.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)

109 Riley and AOC were last photographed at 2021's Met Gala.

About a year later, in May 2022, the congresswoman confirmed she and RR were engaged. While we've confirmed they're dunzo, we can't say for certain when the break-up went down.

turkey baster and rabbit for the win

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur)

110 I knew I should have bought that pie at the store today...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 10:43 PM (Sco7b)

111

...

Yep

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:43 PM (/QHx4)

112 @FoxNews
BREAKING: Michele Tafoya wins the Republican nomination for U.S. Senate in Minnesota.

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt)

113 How many of these open commie leftards have had amazing comeback close shave wins this year again? All, or just most of them

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:43 PM (vE0+H)

114 97 They don’t know who I am

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:37 PM (Dd38x)

They don't know what they're missing.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (vE0+H

Awww! And on that upbeat note, I am off to bed. I am going to finish the kiddos room re -do tomorrow. It’s turned out so cute. We went from tornado blew through it to organized and grown up.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 Wong down 2600 w/ 76% in.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 10:44 PM (RCjYY)

116 I actually have no interest in going to a Bu-cees.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

117 They don’t know who I am
Posted by: Piper

They don't know what they're missing.
Posted by: ...


If they check, they'll be either amazed or terrified. Depends on which ONT they get.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)

118 Well, of course I see #24 Piper beat me (#93) to an emotional support robot comment.

As I so often say, there's really no point in my commenting, somebody else will say it sooner or later.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I call it Horde Mind - oh, wait, that's been said? at August 11, 2026 10:44 PM (9wnX8)

119 >>>The rental company didn't seem particularly perturbed when I told them upon turning in the car.

Posted by: GWB
---

Hand them the plates saying, cop said, wrong plates like that is a felony. ...just to let you know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 10:44 PM (vOxCS)

120 I don't know how i got here. If i go away can I get back?

Posted by: From about That Time at August 11, 2026 10:45 PM (sl73Y)

121 102
The name Tuckernut cracks me up. Should that be a name of a company for perverts?

Posted by: four seasons
---

They sell women's tuck'em panties too?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 10:45 PM (vOxCS)

122
It's too late. We are fucked.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:46 PM (/QHx4)

123 Hong making a move, Dane county, home of University of Wisconsin just gave her net 2K vote dump.

Lead down to 1300 for Crowley.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:46 PM (bkPgX)

124 I actually have no interest in going to a Bu-cees.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

It's kind of cool, actually. I am not a fan boy, but you can get some really good food there, and road trip snacks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:46 PM (0aYVJ)

125 Attention all veterans of the Parachute Ski Marines, who are longing to relive their youth.

CMP M14 news: youtu.be/cM4Lqo82WkE

Per the Chairman and CEO of The CMP:

a. Sales of surplus M14s should start early 2027.
b. Price should be under $2000, which is comparable to current commercial models.
c. CMP will get about 100,000 rifles to sell.
d. Initial limit will be 2 rifles per buyer per year.
e. CMP will closely track each rifle throughout the conversation process, presumably to prevent any full-autos from leaking out.

No info on grading, magazines, or purchase process.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 11, 2026 10:47 PM (mnQjo)

126 102
The name Tuckernut cracks me up. Should that be a name of a company for perverts?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:40 PM (/QHx4)

It’s actually Tuckernuck, after Tuckernuck Island off of Nantucket.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

127 1Ff7Z)

104 Wisconsin Poll yesterday : Hong +20
Polymarket yesterday : 97% Hong

Current results with 75% in, Hong is losing by 0.4%

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:41 PM (bkPgX

Think of all the polls showing Talarico ahead. Polling is totally broken. I think most of them don’t even try seriously anymore, they just publish numbers they think their audience wants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 10:47 PM (ZGz6B)

128 Current results with 75% in, Hong is losing by 0.4%

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:41 PM (bkPgX)

Strains to hear sound of Buick warming up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)

129 The name Tuckernut cracks me up. Should that be a name of a company for perverts?
Posted by: four seasons


Or it should something southerners call some edible nut. Macadamia or pistachio, maybe.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 10:48 PM (VHUov)

130 116 I actually have no interest in going to a Bu-cees.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

---------

I'm kind of intrigued by a Wall of Jerky.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2026 10:48 PM (/wPHZ)

131 104

Wong has taken an amazing amount of flak (well deserved!) in the last 24 hours.

The effect of that can't be measured. It's like W's DWI arrest. It was disclosed in the last few hours before the election (on purpose of course).

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 10:48 PM (RCjYY)

132 > Did Iron Eyes Cody ever actually claim to be an injun

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:38 PM (X5Jzz)

Yep, he did.

(sheds a single tear)

Ed "Mingo" Ames never claimed to be anything but Jewish.

Jay "Tonto" Silverheels and Chief Dan George (too many to list) really were Indians.

Ed Ames and his brothers (who went by the startlingly original name of "The Ames Brothers") had a pretty good band as well.


https://tinyurl.com/t2hspe33

Rag Mop!




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:49 PM (IG3/x)

133 Never been to a Buc-ee’s but it’s a gas station at the end of the day isn’t it? I mean the coolest biggest gas station is still, you know, a gas station.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:49 PM (bkPgX)

134 36… created I-XRAY, a project using Meta AI Ray-Ban smart glasses…
Posted by: Orson


I saw the name I-XRAY and thought it was going to be about how they can see who's in a house and what they're doing using the WIFI radiation. It's a thing, too.

Lois Lane: What color is my underwear?

Posted by: mindful webworker - superman, threat or menace? at August 11, 2026 10:49 PM (9wnX8)

135 122
It's too late. We are fucked.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:46 PM (/QHx4)
-------
Yep. It sure feels that way some days

Posted by: 496 at August 11, 2026 10:50 PM (jth8J)

136
What I like most about Buc-ee's (headquarters here in Brazoria County, TX) is that the Europoors could never think of having one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:50 PM (O0L8i)

137
They misspelled nut, lol.

They do have nice clothes. Nice to see clothes that don't look like hooker clothes.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:50 PM (/QHx4)

138 Maybe he found Jesus at the end, you never know.
LOL
Posted by: ...


Everyone finds Him at the end. Some just won't like to hear what He says.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)

139 Crowley leads by 1380 with 77% in.

Funny how rural white voters are voting for the black guy but white city voters are voting against him. The same people who will tell you how much diversity they love.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:51 PM (bkPgX)

140 Talarico confirmed he was heterosexual by

a. meeting a lesbian Episcopalian fellow seminarian at summer camp
2. freezing his eggs in case he meets the right man
iii. meeting GF at gay bar
e) YMCA Start of Puberty Summer sleepover back in June, this year

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur)

141 Cher is mostly Armenian, but she does have a bit of Indian through her mother.

Sainte-Marie is another Italian.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:52 PM (IG3/x)

142 89 Looks like we may be getting a Buc-ees here in central Iowa!

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:33 PM (X5Jzz)

Are they going to compete with the country's largest truck stop on I-80? How much passenger car business does that truck stop have? Is it mostly trucks, or are they vulnerable to B poaching a great number of their customers?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)


The Iowa 80 Truckstop and Trucking Museum is in Walcott, roughly 160 miles east of the proposed Buc-ees location.

The Iowa 80 Truckstop and Trucking Museum gets quite a bit of car business, they have a bunch of car gas pumps in front, the truck pumps are in the back. Inside, they have clean restrooms and lots of junk food. I think they have a Wendys inside and some other food offerings.

I always stop there when I'm eastbound, as I can fill up and then make it to Indiana and not have to buy gas in Illinois. I hate that state and don't want to give them any money or do anything there except take a piss.

They're probably far enough apart to not have a big impact either way.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:52 PM (X5Jzz)

143 Buc-ees would be better with a seating area to eat. Tons of prepared food, no tables.

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 10:52 PM (SHHm+)

144 I remember Ward Churchill now. Just another nail in the coffin of Higher Ed’s credibility.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 10:52 PM (ZGz6B)

145 Yep, he did.

(sheds a single tear)

Ed "Mingo" Ames never claimed to be anything but Jewish.

Jay "Tonto" Silverheels and Chief Dan George (too many to list) really were Indians.

Ed Ames and his brothers (who went by the startlingly original name of "The Ames Brothers") had a pretty good band as well.


https://tinyurl.com/t2hspe33

Rag Mop!




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:49 PM (IG3/x)

Another fake Indian: Grey Owl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (1z8ji)

146 Graham Greene (not the author) was a real live Injun. He was so friggin' cool.

Chief Dan George, was so great. And the guy who played Ten Bears (Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) as well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

147 132 > Did Iron Eyes Cody ever actually claim to be an injun

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:38 PM (X5Jzz)

Little Joe claimed there was no one gay at Ponderosa but luckily Hop Sing was.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (/+uur)

148 It's kind of cool, actually. I am not a fan boy, but you can get some really good food there, and road trip snacks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:46 PM (0aYVJ)

Probably because ever vid I've seen about people going there has been a huge mess of people. Eh, I'd rather not.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (1Ff7Z)

149 hong is wating on the buick to arrive

Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (P4Pk9)

150 Even in the lost liberal place in WI, Dane County, Hong is only leading by 7%. The big socialist push was way overstated.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (bkPgX)

151
Everyone finds Him at the end. Some just won't like to hear what He says.
Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)

__________

God loves you like a Father. But you can always be disinherited.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (O0L8i)

152 149 hong is wating on the buick to arrive
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (P4Pk9)

Just arrived in Eau Claire Co, lol.
Massive dump for her.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:54 PM (bkPgX)

153 143 Buc-ees would be better with a seating area to eat. Tons of prepared food, no tables.
Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 10:52 PM (SHHm+)

Interesting idea
Big covered picnic area
water fans
Trash can
Hand washing stations

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:55 PM (/+uur)

154 Probably because ever vid I've seen about people going there has been a huge mess of people. Eh, I'd rather not.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:53 PM (1Ff7Z)

yeah. A lot of people. But, I have never spent more than a couple of minutes on line to check out. Really impressive. Every time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)

155 On these Flock problems. They are a civilian company and do NOT have Qualified Immunity, so if they wrongly tell the Police something, is it not a False Police Report?

In Calif it goes as a slander lawsuit... and you have to prove either malice OR negligence, OR recklessness.

But seems like Flock should not be in the clear legally.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 10:55 PM (mP0Kj)

156 PS I love driving down the road and seeing roadside stops with no services.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:55 PM (/+uur)

157 I'm kind of intrigued by a Wall of Jerky.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2026 10:48 PM (/wPHZ)

Sorta like a glory wall? Lot's of jerky going on there?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:55 PM (1Ff7Z)

158 Lead down to 324

Damn this sis close. Crazy.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:56 PM (bkPgX)

159 Kate at smalldeadanimals had a link to someone on X.

BREAKING: A consortium of Private Equity firms are putting together a deal to lend Nvidia $500B

Apollo, Blackstone, Blackrock, Brookfield, Goldman and KKR are involved, in what is arguably is the largest financing deal ever on Wall Street.


Hmmmmm.

Half a trillion here. Half a trillion there. Pretty soon that adds up to real money.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 10:56 PM (Sco7b)

160 Ed "Mingo" Ames never claimed to be anything but Jewish.

Jay "Tonto" Silverheels and Chief Dan George (too many to list) really were Indians.


But Chief Wahoo McDaniels was totally legit, right? Right?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 10:57 PM (vTZFs)

161 Current results with 75% in, Hong is losing by 0.4%

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:41 PM (bkPgX)

Strains to hear sound of Buick warming up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)

Wolfus is still in N'Awlins, right?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 10:57 PM (qx7Zg)

162 Evening all,

We have a launch in 90 minutes.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-49
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 11, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 9:46 p.m. PD (August 12, 0446 UTC, 06:46 CEST)

https://youtu.be/NoJMKlBOi5E

Posted by: Joyenz at August 11, 2026 10:57 PM (2F0/Y)

163 Ed Ames and his brothers (who went by the startlingly original name of "The Ames Brothers") had a pretty good band as well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:49 PM (IG3/x)

Bastard couldn't throw a hatchet for shit!

Posted by: Ball-less wooden cowboy cutout at August 11, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

164 Medicare for All is Abdul's slogan,
El-Sayed's wife, psychiatrist Sarah Jukaku,
does not accept Medicare as a form of payment
at her private practice.

hmmm?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _
......

Democrats don't need brains.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 10:58 PM (oq9dX)

165 The Fluck cam we drive by every time we go to town got cut down Saturday night.…
And you were the first to know?
Posted by: Community Notes


Weren't me! Read in the local news site. Then the next day, we drove by and I remarked to MiladyJo that it wasn't there. She was driving, and said she had already slowed down for it. So they continue to affect us even as ghosts.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Flock Watch, threat or menace? at August 11, 2026 10:58 PM (9wnX8)

166 160 Ed "Mingo" Ames never claimed to be anything but Jewish.

----------

Oy, they darker than us.

Woof!

Posted by: Mel Brooks at August 11, 2026 10:58 PM (/wPHZ)

167

Some times to big is not good.

It depends what you are measuring.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:58 PM (/QHx4)

168 Small rural counties give Crowley 10,20,30 margins with each dump then Milwaukee and Green Bay give hong 1000. Which evens out to a tie race.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:59 PM (bkPgX)

169 > Grey Owl

I hadn't heard of him. Looks like he had the Canadian government fooled for a while.

> 146 Graham Greene (not the author) was a real live Injun. He was so friggin' cool.

Excellent actor with a fine sense of comedic timing.

He's missed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:59 PM (IG3/x)

170 138 Maybe he found Jesus at the end, you never know.
LOL
Posted by: ...

Everyone finds Him at the end. Some just won't like to hear what He says.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)


. . . and for some it's a brief encounter.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 10:59 PM (X5Jzz)

171 Strains to hear sound of Buick warming up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)

Why have I always pictured these Buicks as broken down and not in working order? Are you telling me they are actually drivable...? That they're not sitting in some junkyard with the trunk partially open? My world is upside down

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)

172 Maybe he found Jesus at the end, you never know.
LOL
Posted by: ...

Everyone finds Him at the end. Some just won't like to hear what He says.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)

Good point.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)

173 > Bastard couldn't throw a hatchet for shit!
Posted by: Ball-less wooden cowboy cutout at August 11, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

Yeah, that's a classic.

If I remember right, Carson made a crack about it being a bris.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (IG3/x)

174 Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:55 PM (/+uur)

That would work.

I was actually surprised they had no seating, not even outdoor picnic tables. It seems like they are encouraging people to eat while they drive, and that isn’t is good for public safety.

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (SHHm+)

175 Lead down to 324

Damn this sis close. Crazy.
Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:56 PM (bkPgX)

Isn't it in the best interest of Republicans that a crazy loon wins the Dem nomination?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

176 Are the commies or democrats better at fixing an election? Wisconsin says hold my beer...watch this!

Posted by: techsan at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (uNveu)

177 @HillaryClinton
·
Follow
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.

Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach.

HCQ was over 70% prophylactic.
So 7 out of 10 first responders (moms dads nurses docs ots aides) would have had less that 30% chances of getting COVID if taken within 7 days exposure.

They killed my friends (Anthony) dad and step mom in 2 days with remdesivir.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (/+uur)

178 Damn this sis close. Crazy.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 10:56 PM (bkPgX)

Not crazy when you assume they cheat just enough to win comfortably and that polling is mostly entirely fake bullshit. We will see though. I guess.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (vE0+H)

179 RUBIO: The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (O7XEN)

180 Graham Greene (not the author) was a real live Injun. He was so friggin' cool.

Excellent actor with a fine sense of comedic timing.

He's missed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:59 PM (IG3/x)

He was damn funny in Thunderheart. And he was my favorite in Dances with Bikers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

181 Buc-ees would be better with a seating area to eat. Tons of prepared food, no tables.

NO!

Too many clowns would leave their cars in front of the pumps and hang out. With the only seats in a restroom stall, it keeps the masses moving.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (nCgQz)

182 Are the commies or democrats better at fixing an election? Wisconsin says hold my beer...watch this!

Posted by: techsan at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (uNveu)

The Democrats are fixing the vote for the commie.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (vE0+H)

183 But Chief Wahoo McDaniels was totally legit, right? Right?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 10:57 PM (vTZFs)

Chief Jay Strongbow was Italian.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 11:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

184 Isn't it in the best interest of Republicans that a crazy loon wins the Dem nomination?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

Yes. Even better is she wins in a squeaker, with accusations of shenanigans, pissing off 1/2 the Democrats she’ll need to vote for her in the general.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:02 PM (bkPgX)

185 Ballot Buicks are garage-kept to be in perfect running condition when they are needed.

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 11:02 PM (ZxPkt)

186 I was actually surprised they had no seating, not even outdoor picnic tables. It seems like they are encouraging people to eat while they drive, and that isn’t is good for public safety.
Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (SHHm+)

I was in some Bucees that had seating down at the far end.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 11:03 PM (1z8ji)

187 So I suppose Hong is placing her order now

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 11:03 PM (ZxPkt)

188 If anything the fix is in for Crowley. Liberals run voting not communists. They don’t want to give up power.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:03 PM (bkPgX)

189 United & Delta Become Latest Airlines To Ban Humanoid Robots From All Flights
......

Don't tell me...
They wouldn't quit pinching the stewardess' butts when they went by pushing the drink cart,

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 11:03 PM (oq9dX)

190 Isn't it in the best interest of Republicans that a crazy loon wins the Dem nomination?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

That's what I'm thinking. It'll wake some people up. Scare away donors. Tarnish more middle of the road Dems.

Win.

Snowflake is outside my computer room window. Time to come in.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 11:04 PM (Sco7b)

191 136
What I like most about Buc-ee's (headquarters here in Brazoria County, TX) is that the Europoors could never think of having one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 10:50 PM (O0L8i)

If they only could have stayed as small as the one in Lake Jackson and not morphed into Wal-Mart.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 11, 2026 11:04 PM (SjAWL)

192 > He was damn funny in Thunderheart. And he was my favorite in Dances with Bikers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

He was great in the Maverick movie also -- the one where Mel Gibson played Maverick and James Garner played his dad. Also notable for Jodie Foster giving an outstanding performance as a heterosexual.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:04 PM (IG3/x)

193 A couple of those cop videos might have been more effective if they hadn't been told with the Dateline Investigations voice and drama. I mean the one even mentioned "secret police." (I do think Flock cameras are problematic, primarily because of the database.)

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 11:04 PM (kU0PQ)

194 Lead up to 1300 again.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:04 PM (bkPgX)

195 159 Kate at smalldeadanimals had a link to someone on X.

BREAKING: A consortium of Private Equity firms are putting together a deal to lend Nvidia $500B

Apollo, Blackstone, Blackrock, Brookfield, Goldman and KKR are involved, in what is arguably is the largest financing deal ever on Wall Street.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 10:56 PM (Sco7b)


I saw that on CNBC earlier. I think Nvidia gets the money to pay for AI data center hardware, and Nvidia's AI data center customers are on the hook for repaying it from their vast AI revenue, which will be coming any day now.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 11:05 PM (X5Jzz)

196 Ed "Mingo" Ames never claimed to be anything but Jewish.

-----

Welcome to frontier bris.

https://youtu.be/0L5QC9ZJkM8

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

197 That would work.

I was actually surprised they had no seating, not even outdoor picnic tables. It seems like they are encouraging people to eat while they drive, and that isn’t is good for public safety.
Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 11:00 PM (SHHm+)

The Great American Backyard
Kids playing
Adults eating and making meals
Grandma and Aunt Edna taking about the way it used to be
Sure, are idiots gonna fuck it up with trash. A uniformed person asking for help would get help 90% of the time.
Have big spayers to hose it down about every 5 hours.

But they are not built for traffic to stay.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 11:05 PM (/+uur)

198 Trump endorsed Mike Lindell, and he lost. That will be the headline tomorrow, nothing about the vast majority of his endorsements winning.

Lindsey Graham’s sister got first place tonight, but not enough votes to avoid a runoff vs Ralph Norman.

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 11:06 PM (SHHm+)

199 >>>The rental company didn't seem particularly perturbed when I told them upon turning in the car.

Posted by: GWB
---

I got pulled over once driving a rental. The tags were expired. The cop was ready to arrest me and impound the car until I told him I was headed to Ft Leavenworth. (He was former Army) Told him I'd go back to the airport and rip the clerk a new one. Which I did. Clerk didn't care. The sternly worded letter to the company went unanswered. Never rented from H***tz again.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 11:06 PM (2WIwB)

200 189 United & Delta Become Latest Airlines To Ban Humanoid Robots From All Flights
......

Don't tell me...
They wouldn't quit pinching the stewardess' butts when they went by pushing the drink cart,
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 11:03 PM (oq9dX)

Otto Pilot from the movie Airplane is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 11:06 PM (mP0Kj)

201 If I forget that I have Brit Lass's bread in the oven she's gonna kill me. 13 more minutes

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:07 PM (vE0+H)

202 BREAKING: A consortium of Private Equity firms are putting together a deal to lend Nvidia $500B

Apollo, Blackstone, Blackrock, Brookfield, Goldman and KKR are involved, in what is arguably is the largest financing deal ever on Wall Street.
Posted by: Stateless


Last quarter, Nvidia had $82B in revenue, and spent $20B on dividends and share buybacks.

Their stock is up 13700% over the last 10 years. Not a typo.

Why do they need a $500B loan?

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)

203 Lindsey Graham’s sister got first place tonight, but not enough votes to avoid a runoff vs Ralph Norman.
Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 11:06 PM (SHHm+)

Norman, co-ordinate!

Posted by: Alice series at August 11, 2026 11:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

204 149 hong is wating on the buick to arrive

Posted by: MAC V SOG
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https://youtu.be/99og_g7rXnA&t=16

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 11:07 PM (vOxCS)

205 Doof! Thanks again for another one.
Just curious…someone bullshitted you into doing the ONT. “Really! I swearsies! It’s a part-time job” they said…
Who was it specifically, that got over on you?
Don’t get me wrong, you are making the best of it, and we appreciate it all, and are better because of it.
But there must be someone you’ve taken off your Christmas card list.
And I’m pretty sure, I’m not the only one who wants to know…

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 11, 2026 11:07 PM (N91F8)

206 Chief Wild Eagle (Hekawi Tribe, F Troop) was played by Frank de Kova, of Johnstown, PA. Both his parents were Sicilian.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 11:07 PM (wVcYX)

207
I don't read the ads popping up here. When i was scrolling up to x them out i saw a headline saying some guy was in 800 movies and that he isn't known for that.

Who the hell was that? You movie buffs probably know. 800 movies???

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:07 PM (/QHx4)

208 Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 11:06 PM (SHHm+)

I think Lindell cucked out with some "path to citizenship" crap. Bzzzzzzt wrong answer

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H)

209 Oh, and Rock On!

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 11, 2026 11:08 PM (N91F8)

210 81% in
Crowley 40.0%
Hong 39.9%

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:08 PM (bkPgX)

211 > He was damn funny in Thunderheart. And he was my favorite in Dances with Bikers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

He was great in the Maverick movie also -- the one where Mel Gibson played Maverick and James Garner played his dad. Also notable for Jodie Foster giving an outstanding performance as a heterosexual.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:04 PM (IG3/x)

Canadian Immigration Officer!

https://youtu.be/Pz_l_0oioxQ

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 11:08 PM (qx7Zg)

212 He was great in the Maverick movie also -- the one where Mel Gibson played Maverick and James Garner played his dad. Also notable for Jodie Foster giving an outstanding performance as a heterosexual.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:04 PM (IG3/x)

Forgot about that one. I need to add it to my list.

Wife will be very happy about that. "Isn't 500 movies enough?"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:08 PM (0aYVJ)

213 I saw that on CNBC earlier. I think Nvidia gets the money to pay for AI data center hardware, and Nvidia's AI data center customers are on the hook for repaying it from their vast AI revenue, which will be coming any day now.
Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 11:05 PM (X5Jzz)

So, our wonderous California Governator, wants more Data Centers, and all electric cars...

While we have the highest electric rates in the country because we have to import electricity from out of State...

/Facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 11:08 PM (mP0Kj)

214 Wong is only 200 or so votes back, w/ 81% in.

FWIW, there are 6 outstate WI counties that haven't reported any results yet.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:08 PM (RCjYY)

215 Lead down to 324

Damn this sis close. Crazy.
Posted by: Oops Oopsie
......

Eye popping results!

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 11:08 PM (oq9dX)

216
Why do they need a $500B loan?

Posted by: mikeski
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Big Plans?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 11:09 PM (vOxCS)

217 Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."


Do they not realize that in the near future I have no choice but to kill someone that hurts a child or wife or daughter.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 11:09 PM (/+uur)

218 185 Ballot Buicks are garage-kept to be in perfect running condition when they are needed.
Posted by: Don Black

You can fit 125,000 "ballots" in the trunk of a '72 Electra 225, if you remove the spare tire.

Posted by: Our Precious Democracy at August 11, 2026 11:09 PM (JM9I6)

219 Good evening morons y gracias Disco

I will take another shot at seeing the Pliedes tonight.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 11:10 PM (JvZF+)

220 Their stock is up 13700% over the last 10 years. Not a typo.

Why do they need a $500B loan?
Posted by: mikeski

Value of stock price doesn’t correlate with cash on hand. Amazon stock was up a bazillion percent too buy they never made a profit for 20 years.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:10 PM (bkPgX)

221 Graham Greene was also in later episodes of the Red Green Show. never saw those. Dad had the earlier seasons on DVD.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:10 PM (0aYVJ)

222 216
Why do they need a $500B loan?

Posted by: mikeski

Goes to bank and borrows a million.
It is my problem
Goes to bank and borrows a billion.
It is their problem

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)

223 Ward Churchill had a weird infatuation with the SOF magazine guys back in the 80's. I guess they lived in the same neighborhood. He was the one that started the whole SOF is a CIA front thing. Thus lending credibility to the whole staff. There is also a strange unexplained connection to the John Bennet Ramsey murder.

Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2026 11:11 PM (xpfnc)

224 I'm kind of intrigued by a Wall of Jerky.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2026 10:48 PM (/wPHZ)

Be respectful and reverential and remove your hat as you approach. It's more like a shrine to dehydrated meats.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 11:11 PM (wVcYX)

225 saying dot or feather is racist
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)


Dot or feather.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:11 PM (ZVgZ4)

226 I will take another shot at seeing the Pliedes tonight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 11:10 PM (JvZF+)

25 bucks
same as downtown

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 11:11 PM (/+uur)

227 I agree.

There will be no Buick full of Wong votes. The entire DEM hierarchy in WI wants her opponent to win-- desperately.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:12 PM (RCjYY)

228 Winnebago county has reported virtually nothing. Nothing shady about that. Nope not at all.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:12 PM (bkPgX)

229 a highly publicized incident

Really? Where? When? I don't recall hearing about it, and I think Glenn Reynolds wouldn't have passed up the opportunity to make a Matthew Yglesias robo-phobe remark.

Oh, it made local news in DFW. And it made CBS with apparently 1 story. Oh, it made AOL News, too - so definitely HIGHLY publicized. /eyeroll/

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 11:12 PM (kU0PQ)

230 Poseurs, all of them. Poseurs.

Mexican, Greek, Italian, Arab, Indian, Chinese, Eskimo, French, Filipino, Hawaiian, Hun, Mongol, Ukrainian, Basque, Jewish, Portuguese, Chinese, Malaysian...

Not bad for a guy who was half-Mexican, half-Irish.

Posted by: Anthony Quinn at August 11, 2026 11:12 PM (IG3/x)

231 Good response! "No, your system incorrectly flagged my car."
Of course, they will probably make the handcuffs a couple of notches tighter. Officer safety, you know.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2026 11:13 PM (/HoWz)

232 > Winnebago county has reported virtually nothing.
Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:12 PM (bkPgX)

Imagine how many fake votes you could fit into a Winnebago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:13 PM (IG3/x)

233 225 saying dot or feather is racist
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)

The ones who deliver my Amazon packages or the ones who sit around drinking while the government gives them billions because guilt...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 11:13 PM (Sco7b)

234 Will not bother looking for the Pleiades tonight. Too damn smoky.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:14 PM (0aYVJ)

235 You can fit 125,000 "ballots" in the trunk of a '72 Electra 225, if you remove the spare tire.
Posted by: Our Precious Democracy
......

More if you remove the body too.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 11:14 PM (oq9dX)

236 RE: Buc Ees
Two words: Beaver Nuggets.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB)

237 Dem establishment is to DSA what GOPe was to the tea party. They will do everything in their power to defeat them. No Buicks full of ballots for hong exist anywhere.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:14 PM (bkPgX)

238 I will take another shot at seeing the Pliedes tonight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 11:10 PM (JvZF+)

Bud and I slept in storage shed in about 73 to see the meteors. Wintertime Ursids.
About 6 my sleeping bag was too warm and dog had cralwed in bag with me
Tippy

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 11:14 PM (/+uur)

239 El-Sayed's wife ... at her private practice.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 10:11 PM (vOxCS)

Hmmm, private practice? Shouldn't she be at a municipal hospital somewhere? You know, somewhere she's giving away her labor to the proletariat?

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 11:14 PM (kU0PQ)

240 > saying dot or feather is racist
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)

Casino or convenience store?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:14 PM (IG3/x)

241 Recently saw a youtube vid of cringy commercials from the '70s. One of them was Jamie Farr in an Indian costume.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 11:15 PM (vTZFs)

242 Indian Amazon drivers exist? I didn’t they’d allow themselves to do manual labor like that.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:15 PM (bkPgX)

243 82% in. Wong down 900.

I know I should be rooting for her to win, on the assumption she'll be easier for the GOP nominee to beat...

But I just can't.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:16 PM (RCjYY)

244 Pleiades or Perseids ?

one is a star cluster, the other a meteor shower

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 11:16 PM (ZxPkt)

245
39 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM

---------

He disgraced the names of two of the greatest men of the 20th Century -- Winston Churchill and Ward Cleaver.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2026 11:16 PM (VWtfl)

246 Imagine how many fake votes you could fit into a Winnebago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:13 PM (IG3/x)

European or African

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 11:17 PM (/+uur)

247 Half a trillion here. Half a trillion there. Pretty soon that adds up to real money.
-
Sounds like the bank has a problem.

Posted by: Nvidia DLSS 5 makes those stacks of cash look prettier at August 11, 2026 11:17 PM (vSvIl)

248 "Sorry about that. Ha-ha! Modern technology." Never mind that I pointed guns directly at you and your family.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2026 11:17 PM (/HoWz)

249 It’s absurd that voting results trickle in like this. There should be no results until every county is finished counting. And then all the results are released together. That would go a long way to reducing fraud.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:17 PM (bkPgX)

250 Thanks for the ONT.

241 Recently saw a youtube vid of cringy commercials from the '70s. One of them was Jamie Farr in an Indian costume.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 11:15 PM (vTZFs)

Hello. Please, come again. In a dress?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 11:17 PM (Y/06r)

251 Crazy watching the WI gov betting tonight on Kalshi.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 11:18 PM (CNl8/)

252 Atreides > Pleiades > Perseids

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2026 11:18 PM (o9Lpa)

253 244 Pleiades or Perseids ?

one is a star cluster, the other a meteor shower
Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 11:16 PM (ZxPkt)

I was told there would be no Algebra

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 11:19 PM (/+uur)

254 > He disgraced the names of two of the greatest men of the 20th Century -- Winston Churchill and Ward Cleaver.

Not to mention Winston Smith and Bill Ward.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:19 PM (IG3/x)

255 Are they gonna put his body up on one of those things the Indians leave the dead on?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)

A pike?

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 11:19 PM (kU0PQ)

256 If I forget that I have Brit Lass's bread in the oven she's gonna kill me. 13 more minutes
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:07


DING!!

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (vTZFs)

257 Dem establishment is to DSA what GOPe was to the tea party. They will do everything in their power to defeat them. No Buicks full of ballots for hong exist anywhere.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:14 PM (bkPgX)

GOP are phony conservatives. Tea Party are real conservatives.

Democrats are commies. DSA are commies.

Got the picture?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (vE0+H)

258 DING!!

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (vTZFs)

You're a fucking star

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (vE0+H)

259 Perseids. Thanks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (JvZF+)

260 El Sayd and Mamdani are wretched pieces of shit. But they’re not stupid. Hong is a retard. It’s like she’s in a league of her own.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (bkPgX)

261 My friend asked a supervisor why there are no tables.

She said "We'd never get them to leave."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (wVCl1)

262 These Flock cameras are getting out of hand, wot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 11:21 PM (Y/06r)

263 Hong is in the lead!!

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:22 PM (bkPgX)

264 Oddbob - you just made the list. Owe you one.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:22 PM (vE0+H)

265 256 If I forget that I have Brit Lass's bread in the oven she's gonna kill me. 13 more minutes
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:07

DING!!
Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (vTZFs)

*standing golfclap*

Ladies an Gentlemen. THIS is how one shitposts.

I'm happy these children are here today to read this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 11:22 PM (Y/06r)

266
Really? Where? When? I don't recall hearing about it, and I think Glenn Reynolds wouldn't have passed up the opportunity to make a Matthew Yglesias robo-phobe remark.

There was a character in a Tom Baker Doctor Who episode who came down with a case of robophobia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 11:23 PM (Cqx++)

267 83% in
Hong 39.9%
Crowley 39.9%

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:23 PM (bkPgX)

268 Wong takes lead-- ahead by 200, w/82% in.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:23 PM (RCjYY)

269 I saw the name I-XRAY and thought it was going to be about how they can see who's in a house and what they're doing using the WIFI radiation. It's a thing, too.

Lois Lane: What color is my underwear?
Posted by: mindful webworker - superman, threat or menace? at August 11, 2026 10:49 PM (9wnX
_________________________

There was a time in my youth that if someone described these glasses to me I would have been amazed and excited about the potential.

But, at my current age all I can think of that these will eventually be called Pedo Glasses...because it sure would be a convenience for them.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 11:23 PM (dIske)

270 Jamie Farr was a frequent gameshow star and guest star in the 70s. He made hay off a bit role.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 11:23 PM (JvZF+)

271 El Sayd and Mamdani are wretched pieces of shit. But they’re not stupid. Hong is a retard. It’s like she’s in a league of her own.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (bkPgX)
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Now do voters.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 11, 2026 11:24 PM (Z3R2R)

272 Graham Greene (not the author) was a real live Injun. He was so friggin' cool.
Excellent actor with a fine sense of comedic timing.
He's missed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I watch Wind River whenever it's on mostly to watch his performance.
His cousin, Gary Farmer/Philbert in Powwow Highway, was perfect in his role and Greene had a small part, also.

Posted by: old chick at August 11, 2026 11:24 PM (F3Dlr)

273 RUBIO: The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 11:01 PM (O7XEN)

True.

Also true: Arby's Big Montana is one of the best sandwiches in the history of the world.

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2026 11:24 PM (qtfk+)

274 The location of the proposed Iowa Buc-ee’s is one of the worst they could pick. It’s right at the north end of the North-West mixmaster which is a really shitty and very busy intersection.
But the proposed location is currently a soybean field by one of the area’s chosen people so there ya go.
Norwalk IA was trying to get one but the Norwalk mayor has no pull, although the location would have been better.

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 11, 2026 11:26 PM (YsgVW)

275 True.

Also true: Arby's Big Montana is one of the best sandwiches in the history of the world.
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2026 11:24 PM (qtfk+)

HARD disagree. Beef N' Cheddar (which contains neither beef, nor cheddar.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 11:26 PM (Y/06r)

276 More on Flock abuse in NC. Scroll down to see mis-uses

https://shorturl.at/oyM2V

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 11:26 PM (XeU6L)

277
Also true: Arby's Big Montana is one of the best sandwiches in the history of the world.
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2026 11:24 PM (qtfk+)

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My sliced turkey and provolone on grilled sourdough says "bring it."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2026 11:27 PM (o9Lpa)

278 Who wins the Milwaukee absentee ballot dump? Hong? Crowley?

Posted by: techsan at August 11, 2026 11:27 PM (uNveu)

279 Hong is in the lead!!
Posted by: Oops Oopsie


HONK HONK

Posted by: Buick in the alley at August 11, 2026 11:27 PM (oq9dX)

280 The Pleiades are the Seven Sisters. And Uranus is close by stinking up all their business.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 11:27 PM (w6EFb)

281
Aetius,

I wonder how much fake food fast food places sell.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:28 PM (/QHx4)

282 Ladies an Gentlemen. THIS is how one shitposts.

I'm happy these children are here today to read this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 11:22 PM (Y/06r

Shitpost...

Au contraire it might be the most important comment in the history of this place. Unless one wants to see my ass dead or in traction, in which case... it's just not your day.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:28 PM (vE0+H)

283 Mike Lindell got 31% in the MN primary for gov. Distant 2nd place. Still not a bad showing I guess.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:28 PM (bkPgX)

284 279 Hong is in the lead!!
Posted by: Oops Oopsie


HONK HONK
Posted by: Buick in the alley at August 11, 2026 11:27 PM (oq9dX)

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*engine roars to life and lights come on*

Posted by: A Winnebago with Blacked-Out Windows at August 11, 2026 11:29 PM (o9Lpa)

285 David Crowley
DEM 270,272 39.9%
Francesca Hong
DEM 269,532 39.8%

85.64% est. in

Hong! Hong! Hong!

I want Hong to win by fifteen votes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2026 11:29 PM (aD4fx)

286 Perseids.

Sorry. I ain't no astromomener.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:30 PM (0aYVJ)

287

The Wind River area in Wyoming is a great place to visit.

I love Wyoming. Don't move here, we are full up, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:30 PM (/QHx4)

288 I want Hong to win by fifteen votes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2026 11:29 PM (aD4fx)

I want her to win by 69 votes.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 11:30 PM (Sco7b)

289 Hong +178

I want this to be a win by 21 votes or something. Throw it all into chaos.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:31 PM (bkPgX)

290 RUBIO: The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.
Posted by: SMOD

Pffft.

Posted by: Hot Pockets at August 11, 2026 11:31 PM (oq9dX)

291 I want her to win by 69 votes.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 11:30 PM (Sco7b)
++++++++++++

Nice

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 11:31 PM (dIske)

292 I wonder how much fake food fast food places sell.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:28 PM (/QHx4)

Now? I'd say all are mostly fillers.

40 years ago? I'd believe it was 75-25. I remember when we still had Hardee's in this area, the roast beef sandwich was just never as good as the Arby's one (plus, I could not get a beef n cheddar.)

I remember in college when they came out with coupons where you could get 5 beef and cheddars or 5 roast beef for 5 dollars. Then it went to 4, then 3 and now I do not think they even do deals and kids today are like 'Coupons?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 11:32 PM (Y/06r)

293 Winnebago starts reporting. Yiuuuge Crowley numbers.

Crowley back in the lead, up 500.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:32 PM (bkPgX)

294
Mike Lindell got 31% in the MN primary for gov. Distant 2nd place. Still not a bad showing I guess.
Posted by: Oops Oopsie


Didn't have enough of a cushion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)

295 I want this to be a win by 21 votes or something. Throw it all into chaos.

I presume the loser will demand a recount if it's not automatic. We will not know the winner tonight and maybe not for a week.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 11:33 PM (vTZFs)

296
For dinner I made home made tortillas on the gas griddle out back, and had it with home made refried beans.
The tortillas are not hard to make, they just aren't like the store-bought ones.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 11:33 PM (rbvCR)

297 Lindell's numbers were too soft.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 11:33 PM (JvZF+)

298 Mike Lindell got 31% in the MN primary for gov. Distant 2nd place. Still not a bad showing I guess.
Posted by: Oops Oopsie

Didn't have enough of a cushion.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)

He left his towel at home.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg)

299 Didn't have enough of a cushion.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: The Hoggenführer! at August 11, 2026 11:34 PM (aD4fx)

300 No automatic recount in Wisconsin but 2nd place candidate can request one if the margin is less than 1% which it will be.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:34 PM (bkPgX)

301 Sorry. I ain't no astromomener.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


That's an instrument to measure the speed of the solar wind?

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 11:35 PM (VHUov)

302 I think it will be decisive enough one way or the other.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:35 PM (vE0+H)

303 The Wind River area in Wyoming is a great place to visit.

I love Wyoming. Don't move here, we are full up, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:30 PM (/QHx4)

I grew up in Cody, so I am a legacy.

But, we are very happy in Idaho.

I agree, though. Wyoming is full. Y'all would hate it anyway. Dust, wind, guns, and grizzly bears.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:35 PM (0aYVJ)

304 Winnebago is a landslide for Crowley he’s up 1000 statewide.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:35 PM (bkPgX)

305 Keep in mind everyone the polls said hong would win by double digits. 🤣

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:36 PM (bkPgX)

306 I've been reading about Tiffany (R) who will be the GOP nominee for WI Gov.

He's a GOP Congressman, and a down-the-line, Trump endorsed conservative-- with a long political history.

The WORST thing Wiki could point out about him is that he has supported some restrictions on abortion in the past. You KNOW if had any scandals or other controversies whatsoever, Wiki would have them front and center.

The DEM Gov is retiring in WI this year, so this is an open seat.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:37 PM (RCjYY)

307 Keep in mind everyone the polls said hong would win by double digits. 🤣
Posted by: Oops Oopsie


Double-digit percentage, double-digit number of votes, potayto, potahto.

Posted by: The Polls at August 11, 2026 11:37 PM (VHUov)

308 Rural counties going bigly for Crowley. Cities and college downs bigly for hong. It’s evened out to a dead heat.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:38 PM (bkPgX)

309 304

I mentioned previously that there were 6 outstate WI counties which hadn't reported any results.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:38 PM (RCjYY)

310 RELEASE THE BUICKS



https://youtu.be/crZy2FMAD5w?t=233

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 11:39 PM (ZxPkt)

311 At the turn, it's Crowley by a nose, Hong making a charge, and . . . Beetlebaum.

Posted by: Spike Jones at August 11, 2026 11:39 PM (wVcYX)

312
Living in small town SW Wyoming we have almost no restaurants. It is okay,we moved here because our four grandchildren are here.

We have food trucks here from time to time that come up here from Utah.

Today it was the taco truck. Hubby bought two shrimp tacos from them that cost $18. They were really good, but $18 for two tacos?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:40 PM (/QHx4)

313 At the turn, it's Crowley by a nose, Hong making a charge, and . . . Beetlebaum.
Posted by: Spike Jones at August 11, 2026 11:39 PM (wVcYX)

... and the winner is, Peanut Butter.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 11:40 PM (qx7Zg)

314 Crowley by 1400 w/ 84% in, per NBC.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)

315 Today it was the taco truck. Hubby bought two shrimp tacos from them that cost $18. They were really good, but $18 for two tacos?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:40 PM (/QHx4)

2026 AMERICAN DOLLARS????

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 11:41 PM (Sco7b)

316 Crowley will take it. There no way this close the Dem machine allows Hong to win.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:41 PM (bkPgX)

317 254 > He disgraced the names of two of the greatest men of the 20th Century -- Winston Churchill and Ward Cleaver.

Not to mention Winston Smith and Bill Ward.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:19 PM (IG3/x)


No respect.

Posted by: Burt Ward at August 11, 2026 11:41 PM (brIJB)

318 Today it was the taco truck. Hubby bought two shrimp tacos from them that cost $18. They were really good, but $18 for two tacos?

Pffft
- $20 Burrito

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:42 PM (bkPgX)

319

I did laugh about shrimp in Wyoming. God only knows where the shrimp came from.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:42 PM (/QHx4)

320 We have food trucks here from time to time that come up here from Utah.

Today it was the taco truck. Hubby bought two shrimp tacos from them that cost $18. They were really good, but $18 for two tacos?
Posted by: four seasons


Same as it ever was. The product is reasonable, the shipping and handling is where they get ya.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 11:42 PM (VHUov)

321
Stateless,yep

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:43 PM (/QHx4)

322 Don't trust seafood unless you live next to a sea

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 11:44 PM (ZxPkt)

323 I did laugh about shrimp in Wyoming. God only knows where the shrimp came from.

Posted by: four seasons

Same place every restaurant shrimp dish nationwide comes from. The Sysco truck.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:44 PM (bkPgX)

324 I've been reading about Tiffany (R) who will be the GOP nominee for WI Gov.
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The dancer from Solid Gold? Isn't she too old?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 11:44 PM (vOxCS)

325 He left his towel at home.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg)

Never leave home without your towel ...

I wrote a whole book about this very thing !

Posted by: zombie Doug Adams at August 11, 2026 11:45 PM (3sXRv)

326 Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)

Much appreciate the man on the street reporting. Edward R. Murrow quality stuff there.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 11, 2026 11:45 PM (SjAWL)

327 307 Keep in mind everyone the polls said hong would win by double digits. 🤣
Posted by: Oops Oopsie

Double-digit percentage, double-digit number of votes, potayto, potahto.
Posted by: The Polls

"When we got a majority in Minnesota—and it was a 1 vote majority I don’t care—we passed everything."

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 11, 2026 11:46 PM (t19vo)

328 I did laugh about shrimp in Wyoming. God only knows where the shrimp came from.

Posted by: four seasons
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If I can't smell/see salt water, I don't order seafood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 11:46 PM (XeU6L)

329 85% in
C: 39.9%
H: 39.7%

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:46 PM (bkPgX)

330 I did laugh about shrimp in Wyoming. God only knows where the shrimp came from.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:42 PM (/QHx4)

Wife and I did a crab boil for dinner last night. In Meridian. It was very tasty, but son was picking on us via text: Gotta love that Idaho seafood.

Hey, we did not die, so there.

But wife and I agree, the best crab boil is in Seattle. We shall return one day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:47 PM (0aYVJ)

331 326 TxAnn

Thanks. I'm glad I'm not irritating EVERYONE.

Crowley +1400 w/ 85% in.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:47 PM (RCjYY)

332 The dancer from Solid Gold? Isn't she too old?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 11:44 PM (vOxCS)

You’re thinking of Debbie Gibson’s rival from back in the day. But I think she spelled her name Tiffiani.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 11, 2026 11:48 PM (SjAWL)

333 Aaaand the Milwaukee Buicks have arrived.
Crowley lead up to 2500.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:48 PM (bkPgX)

334 I used to walk out on the dock behind the house and two or three tosses of a cast net would produce a pound of shrimp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, late of Beaufort County at August 11, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)

335 Seafood is caught frozen and sent to everywhere in the country. Even places on the coasts buy frozen seafood from Sysco. The fresh caught stuff is rare.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:50 PM (bkPgX)

336 Crowley +2400 w/ 86% in.

There are now no WI counties that haven't reported any results, per NBC. An hour ago, there were a lot of them .

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)

337
Like I said, we moved here because our grandchildren are here. Can't put a price on that. It is an adjustment moving from a big city. Seeing those smiling faces,oh there is nothing like it.

We'll eat fake shrimp, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:52 PM (/QHx4)

338 Race is over. Crowley is running away with it now that Milwaukee dumps are coming in. The machine was not going to allow Hong a win.

Call it now. Crowley wins

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:52 PM (bkPgX)

339 I expect it to go beyond the margin of recount but we will see.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:52 PM (vE0+H)

340 “Seafood is caught frozen”

What are they up inside the arctic circle or something?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 11:53 PM (ZGz6B)

341 I remember some retard complaining on one of the review sites that he'd ordered tilapia a local Alaskan seafood restaurant and it had been frozen.

Yeah, sport, you're in a place with the finest fresh seafood in the world and you order fucking tilapia, a warm-water trash fish from Africa, raised on commercial fish chow.

The closest place to get "fresh tilapia" would probably be Alabama or some shit.

What a toolbox.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:53 PM (IG3/x)

342 But wife and I agree, the best crab boil is in Seattle. We shall return one day.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:47 PM (0aYVJ)


Speaking of crabs and utensils and salads and such:

Amy Klobuchar is going to be the next Governor of Minnesota with 89% of the vote and 87% counted.

Posted by: I am Mapes and I am Sleepy at August 11, 2026 11:53 PM (brIJB)

343 The machine was not going to allow Hong a win.

Call it now. Crowley wins

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:52 PM (bkPgX)

I think they would have if they thought they could get her over the finish line in November. Which is what I think they think about the jihadist next door.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:53 PM (vE0+H)

344 Thoughts and prayers for people who bought Hong at 97% yesterday on Polymarket. 🤣

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:54 PM (bkPgX)

345 When the smoke clears, our next trip to the coast is Bandon. We are so happy being a day-trip away from the Pacific. Used to be a huge week-long road trip.

I would love to be in Depoe Bay in the winter. Never seen the Pacific in winter.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 11:54 PM (0aYVJ)

346

Are the commies winning?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:54 PM (/QHx4)

347 Thanks. I'm glad I'm not irritating EVERYONE.

Crowley +1400 w/ 85% in.
Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:47 PM (RCjYY)

It’s much more enjoyable to keep hitting refresh rather than watch a chyron cross the local biased news. I assume Houston news is reporting it. Anyways, the color commentary here is well, more colorful.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 11, 2026 11:54 PM (SjAWL)

348 There's a taco truck (usually) in the parking lot of a local IGA store. Good food, not too expensive. The business *was* in a strip mall, but I imagine their landlord got greedy. It happens.

Anyway, I sometimes buy a plate of goodies for hubby on the way to nursing home. He *loves* Mex food!

Sometimes the truck is gone-- they go to local events that are more lucrative than grocery's parking lot-- although there's almost always a few cars at their end of the lot. Steady business for decent product!

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 11:55 PM (rdVOm)

349 Today it was the taco truck. Hubby bought two shrimp tacos from them that cost $18. They were really good, but $18 for two tacos?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:40 PM (/QHx4)


I am not sure I would trust cut-rate shrimp in Wyoming

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 11:55 PM (rbvCR)

350 Hopefully Klobber will too busy with that job to run for President next time. Unlike your typical Marxist "champion of the working class", she's actually been within fifty feet of members of the working class, and has a good idea of what they like to hear.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 11:55 PM (IG3/x)

351 There was a camera a crew in the Milwaukee counting room and they were thrown out. A few minutes later Crowley took a big lead.

Lol

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:56 PM (bkPgX)

352 Burkha-wearing Peggy Flanagan will be Minnesota's Democrat Senate candidate with 58% of the vote and 88% counted.

Posted by: I am Mapes and I am Sleepy at August 11, 2026 11:56 PM (brIJB)

353 Crowley +2600 w/ 82.6 % in.

Fetterman said day before yesterday that he wouldn't support Wong if she won the primary, btw.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 11:57 PM (RCjYY)

354 Do they not realize that in the near future I have no choice but to kill someone that hurts a child or wife or daughter
——

Well, as a matter of fact they do. That is their opportunity to put folks like you in prison.

Normal, decent peaceable (not necessarily “law abiding, since everyone is a criminal now) people are at a tremendous disadvantage because they are dealing with absolutely delusional people with the power of the state behind them.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 11:58 PM (kS1bF)

355
In Wisconsin, barring heroic last minute ballot stuffing, it looks like Francesca "Bug-eyes"' Hong is defeated. The Republican effort to make her the D candidate has not succeeded. All of the disappointed Hong voters will of course vote for the actual D candidate in the November election, and not sit it out due to disappointment and anger.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2026 11:59 PM (VWtfl)

356
JQ,

Food trucks here are such a treat. Last week it was a truck selling wood fired pizza. The line was an hour long. It was hot here and we passed on it.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:59 PM (/QHx4)

357 I remember some retard complaining on one of the review sites that he'd ordered tilapia a local Alaskan seafood restaurant and it had been frozen.

The closest place to get "fresh tilapia" would probably be Alabama or some shit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Hawaii. Had a college buddy from there who called it "bait."

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 12:01 AM (VHUov)

358 They were really good, but $18 for two tacos?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 11:40 PM (/QHx4)
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Food trucks are always expensive. I usually like what I get from them, but they don't give that stuff away!

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 12:01 AM (jth8J)

359 It will be fun in November to see which candidate, Nithya Raman or Karen Bass, has the better cheat machine....

Posted by: I am Mapes and I am Sleepy at August 12, 2026 12:01 AM (brIJB)

360 Hong winning was the only chance a Republican would win. Of course the machine stole it from her.
Polymarket had it at 97% for Hong. Shows how those betting markets don’t understand politics.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:01 AM (bkPgX)

361 Looking forward to the DSA-types announcing that the election was stolen.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2026 12:01 AM (aD4fx)

362 >>>333 Aaaand the Milwaukee Buicks have arrived.
Crowley lead up to 2500.
---

Amazing. Click your heels three times and BAM!
We got a winner.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:02 AM (vOxCS)

363 I think they would have if they thought they could get her over the finish line in November. Which is what I think they think about the jihadist next door.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:53 PM (vE0+H)

On the commercials I saw, he was very likable....despite wanting us all dead. Much more than Stevens.

If we had a real media, he'd already be toast, but we don't wish planeloads of journalists to be blown out of the sky for a reason.

Yaaay. ChatGPT finished what I was working on. I'm going to get Ralphy, sleeping on the floor on a blanket and quilt, upstairs. Same with Snowflake, curled up on my chair beside me. Cute.

Man, if Hong loses, I kind of feel bad for ace... So much material.

Fortunately, the Dems have been aborting the sane ones and are all nuts now.

Everyone have a good night.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 12:03 AM (Sco7b)

364 Fish I avoid:

Catfish
Tilapia
Trout

Basically, I like any of the sea fish over fresh water fish.

Except the little brook trout way up in the Bighorns or Absaroka mountains. Fried in a cast iron pan with bacon grease and a bit of butter inside.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 12:03 AM (0aYVJ)

365
334 I used to walk out on the dock behind the house and two or three tosses of a cast net would produce a pound of shrimp.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, late of Beaufort County at August 11, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)

My wife and I stayed with a small group out at a lodge at Little Pecan Island, South Louisiana. Now “islands’ down there are just high points in the middle of a swamp, but the wildlife was fascinating. We went out in a canoe and coasted up next to an alligator as long as the canoe was! They were all over. Anyway there were about 15 of us there, and there was a cook/caretaker, and when i asked about supper, he said “oh well just see what we catch.”

I thought that was a pretty last minute way to plan dinner for a group of people, but he invited me with him to a little pier on some open water behind the he lodge, and he stood in it and started casting a net.

Within about 30 minutes he had two 5 gallon buckets filled with crab, shrimp, and half a dozen kinds of fish. It was astounding! Made me understand why people lived in the swamps - most of it is terrible, but you never go hungry.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 12:03 AM (ZGz6B)

366 It will be fun in November to see which candidate, Nithya Raman or Karen Bass, has the better cheat machine....
****

Cheat or no, it is Californians who lose.... Anyway..

Posted by: clarence at August 12, 2026 12:04 AM (O3mu+)

367 Hi, four seasons--

It's nice that you get the food trucks in your tiny town!

Beats cooking at home *every night*

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)

368
Youngest son voluntered at an "organic" farm years ago. They raised tilapia. We visited, saw the tilapia pool and have never eaten it again, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:04 AM (/QHx4)

369 Respectable restaurant in LA, at the bottom of the menu, - shrimp are not from America.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:05 AM (vOxCS)

370 Trump issued an EO today: DELIVERING GOLD STANDARD CHILDHOOD VACCINE RECOMMENDATIONS FOR AMERICANS

It is claimed it will pare the childhood vaxx schedule down to 11 essential shots, instead of the 97 today.

I expect that the blue state Governors are going to claim that Trump is unscientific and wants to kill children, and that may be why Fauci's texts on the 83% miscarriage rates on compelled Covid Vaxx were released today.
It is hard to say both that all vaxxes are good and required, and fight off claims that the compelled vaxx were essentially first trimester abortifacients at the same time.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 12:05 AM (rbvCR)

371 17 Hong Gone?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2026 10:15 PM (aD4fx)

Phooey!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 12:06 AM (0CU3H)

372 I hope Hong doesn't go off her meds tonight. She would start screaming about white people and their f*ckin holidays and one of her eyes will explode.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:06 AM (oq9dX)

373 clarence at August 12, 2026 12:04 AM (O3mu+)
****

I is occifer @ nu?

Posted by: clarence at August 12, 2026 12:08 AM (O3mu+)

374 I ate a lot of shrimp when we were in Portugal. The things were giant.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:09 AM (oq9dX)

375 I was looking forward to watching the meteor shower this year, with it being the dark of the moon, but weather and smoke are against me.

I have a favorite viewing spot, up in the mountains, but this year it is surrounded by no less than three major forest fires.

Sigh.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 12, 2026 12:11 AM (mnQjo)

376 Hong winning was the only chance a Republican would win. Of course the machine stole it from her.
Polymarket had it at 97% for Hong. Shows how those betting markets don’t understand politics.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:01 AM (bkPgX)

I figured they were running a similar game by showing her with huge leads in the polls and that she would be slid through. Which now that I think about it didn't make sense because they can't afford to lose that governorship. Gonna be interesting to see the post mortems. Will the establishment breakdance all over it? Will the DSA threaten to withhold their vote in November? Will they all come together in the end?

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:11 AM (vE0+H)

377 Hong lost ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 12:11 AM (FtULh)

378
496, yep they are spendy. It is a treat now and then. I have no idea what the fuel costs are and then the cost for the fuel to cook the food.

I love how people are so innovative.

AMERICA!!! We rock, unless the commies win tonight, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:12 AM (/QHx4)

379 It will be fun in November to see which candidate, Nithya Raman or Karen Bass, has the better cheat machine....
****

Cheat or no, it is Californians who lose.... Anyway..

Posted by: clarence at August 12, 2026 12:04 AM (O3mu+)

I was figuring it would be Raman but maybe they just needed Spencer gone and it will be Bass in the end. I only care about what is happening in these dumb elections because I'm trying to sniff out what's really going on behind the scenes.

I swear to you I haven't cared about a Democrat race of any kind since... holy shit... never!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:14 AM (vE0+H)

380 bra fairings? teacher androids that look like sex dolls? Hunters laptop is an op, just not a Russian op? get their minds out of the dumpster fire.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2026 12:14 AM (wxsGM)

381 Hong lost ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 12:11 AM (FtULh)

It looks like she did indeed. Earlier today when we were talking and I said I expected her to lose, I meant in November. I didn't even realize she still had a primary until a few hours ago.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:15 AM (vE0+H)

382 Same here, Spudboy! Too smoky to bother with driving to the fave "dark" area... visibility is crap this week.

Better luck next year!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

383 Still Crowley +3500 w/ 86.9% in.

There is a third candidate in the DEM race, a white, female state senator. She's getting 7% of the vote. I'd be curious to know whom her candidacy is helping. Her resume sounds pretty midstream. I doubt she's taking votes that otherwise would've gone for Wong.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 12:15 AM (RCjYY)

384 There’s a good reason betting/prediction markets have become total garbage, incapable of predicting anything. Campaigns have discovered that if they place a big bet on their own candidate - say $100,000 - it moves the odds and makes it look like their guy is gaining, and then other bettors jump on the trend and amplify.

Quite literally, it’s easy to buy a higher poll score if you want to spend money that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 12:16 AM (ZGz6B)

385 The womens prison in Lusk, WY used to grow tilapia. I think the program shut down a couple years ago

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 12:17 AM (jth8J)

386 I think a week or two ago Hong was going to win. Then Dems were like wait a minute are we really nominating someone who wants abolish Thanksgiving? Maybe we need to reconsider.not that they disagree with her but because they know she’d be toxic in a general election with shit like that.

Dems almost did that in Michigan too. El-Hamas barely won after all.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:17 AM (bkPgX)

387 376

Everyone sneering at those WI polls should at least note that they reported a yuuge number of undecideds-- 25% IIRC.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 12:18 AM (RCjYY)

388
Where is the natural habitat for Talapia? Never thought about that.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:19 AM (/QHx4)

389 The big loser tonight is Tiffany.. He expected to be running against Hong.... It will be harder to beat the other guy

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 12:19 AM (FtULh)

390 Dems almost did that in Michigan too. El-Hamas barely won after all.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:17 AM (bkPgX)

Maybe they tried to cheat him and failed. It's possible. I still think he's gonna win and I have been out of the election prediction game for a long time because it's dumb. Meaning - I genuinely think he's gonna win.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:21 AM (vE0+H)

391 No meteor viewing here tonight. Socked in solid, and raining. Forecast is more of the same for several more days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:22 AM (1z8ji)

392 371 17 Hong Gone?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2026 10:15 PM (aD4fx)

Phooey!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 12:06 AM

If were referencing long lost Saturday TV shows don't forget to mention us Far Out Space Nuts!

Posted by: Mark Kelly at August 12, 2026 12:22 AM (R0XxO)

393 The last poll had her up 20%. So 21/25 undecided went for Crowley? Thats still some shit as polling not to sniff out that undecided really meant Crowley

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:22 AM (bkPgX)

394 Evenin’/Mornin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 12:22 AM (77rzZ)

395 GOPe is running a guy named Tiffany?
Good grief.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:22 AM (oq9dX)

396 Does he wear tuck undies?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:24 AM (vOxCS)

397 GOPe is running a guy named Tiffany?
Good grief.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:22 AM (oq9dX)

I think we're alone now.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:24 AM (vE0+H)

398 Where is the natural habitat for Talapia? Never thought about that.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:19 AM (/QHx4)

Sewers in Brazil, I believe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:24 AM (1z8ji)

399 Maybe they tried to cheat him and failed. It's possible. I still think he's gonna win and I have been out of the election prediction game for a long time because it's dumb. Meaning - I genuinely think he's gonna win.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026

Unless he is caught on tape saying kill all the infidels or some shit, he’ll win. Given the huge Arab population in the state it’s hard to see him losing.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:24 AM (bkPgX)

400 Where is the natural habitat for Tilapia? Never thought about that.
Posted by: four seasons


Fresh and brackish water in Africa and the mideast.

They were brought as food fish to lots of warm-fresh-water places, where they're now invasive species because they tolerate pretty shitty conditions. African carp, basically.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 12:25 AM (VHUov)

401 They are in Costa Rica.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:27 AM (vOxCS)

402 399. He did not win Wayne county, which includes Dearborn.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 12, 2026 12:27 AM (EiUt/)

403 399

With respect. it's not hard.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 12:27 AM (RCjYY)

404 GOPe is running a guy named Tiffany?
Good grief.
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:22 AM (oq9dX)

Perhaps voters will see the light.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:28 AM (1z8ji)

405
Oldest son, daughter-in-law and four grandchildren drove up to Port Townsend from Wyoming last week to visit with youngest son.

Beware, lol, the place they had reservations at showed rooms with several beds. Ha, they get there and it was one room with two beds. They slept three to a bed, lol. There was no other place available.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:28 AM (/QHx4)

406 EW

the skin of tilapia is often used in vaginoplasty and sex reassignment surgery

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 12:28 AM (ZxPkt)

407
There's a total solar eclipse tomorrow, which will eventually pass through Spain, and will be the first one over Spain in a long time. Here's some NASA animations of the thing:

https://t.ly/APFf7

And timeanddate:
https://t.ly/7R0-I

Alaska and Canada will see some of a partial, but nothing much for the mainland US. The NE will see a little bit, and will dip down as low as NE NC, but they won't hardly see anything but maybe the slightest sliver.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)

408 from wiki

yuck

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 12:29 AM (ZxPkt)

409 Sewers in Brazil South Africa, I believe.

Posted by: clarence at August 12, 2026 12:30 AM (O3mu+)

410 We’re still talking politics, and not boobs, at 0030?

You people need to get a life.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 12:30 AM (77rzZ)

411 the skin of tilapia is often used in vaginoplasty and sex reassignment surgery
Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 12:28 AM (ZxPkt)

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Just imagine the cats circling the bed during sex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2026 12:30 AM (l3WYd)

412
Don,

Disgusting

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:31 AM (/QHx4)

413 A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet,

https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:31 AM (vOxCS)

414
Lol Cicero

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:31 AM (/QHx4)

415
The flip-side full Moon lunar eclipse will be on Aug 28, and visible all over NA, but it will only be a partial, 93%.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 12:32 AM (w6EFb)

416 the skin of tilapia is often used in vaginoplasty and sex reassignment surgery
Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 12:28 AM (ZxPkt)

That's so trannies can attract blind lesbians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:32 AM (1z8ji)

417 >Don,

Disgusting

Posted by: four seasons
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I regret my actions

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 12:32 AM (ZxPkt)

418
1M Iranian Rial = 0.53¢ USD

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:32 AM (vOxCS)

419 Phooey!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 12:06 AM (0CU3H)
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Nicely done

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 12:32 AM (jth8J)

420 I regret my actions
Posted by: Don Black


You'll never win your primary like that. Double down!

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 12:33 AM (VHUov)

421
Bulg,

Some people have lives that don't revolve around boobs.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:33 AM (/QHx4)

422 What's on my mind?? Well, I'm worried that this miserable summer is never going to end. The entire West is burning while the East is doing what it can to toss away water. The former only slightly insane DNC is a full on fermented portapotty and we may have to burn them down to save this divine nation. And no one, and I mean NO ONE has done a perp walk on the Impeachment hoax, on the Covid hoax and on the election fraud. Everyone is thinking about going it alone very soon. Not a good thing. But the sun will shine and hope rises on the morn. Looking forward to it.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats at August 12, 2026 12:34 AM (HeR4S)

423 Do you know why they call it Flock?

To remind you that you are the sheep.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 12:34 AM (diia5)

424 See, I'm from Maryland, where 'fresh caught' means 'this morning'

There's just nothing in my (CO) grocer's 'seafood' offerings that I will eat

and I don't trust the Gorton's fisherman either

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 12:35 AM (ZxPkt)

425 Mandela Barnes got 28k votes. All from early voting. Those would have been hong votes. This is what can happen when you vote reaaaallly early. All sorts of shit can happen and your vote becomes meaningless.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:35 AM (bkPgX)

426 245
39 WARD CHURCHILL, CONTROVERSIAL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO PROFESSOR, DIES AT 78.

Yall want cake or pie?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 10:25 PM

---------

He disgraced the names of two of the greatest men of the 20th Century -- Winston Churchill and Ward Cleaver.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2026 11:16 PM (VWtfl)

That guy was a pernicious little twat. Ran around after 9/11 calling everyone "Little Eichmanns". All the while hiding behind academic freedom, tenure, and misbegotten student loan money. Wiki even says he claimed Native Heritage but never belonged to any Tribe. Riiiighht. And I'm an Eskimo.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 12, 2026 12:36 AM (r7+Q7)

427
Don, you are good. You are not sniffing around them, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:36 AM (/QHx4)

428 No meteor viewing here tonight. Socked in solid, and raining. Forecast is more of the same for several more days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:22 AM
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Yay, rain!

Hope we get a good, drenching rain here soon...

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:36 AM (rdVOm)

429 and I don't trust the Gorton's fisherman either

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Just don't let him come up behind you.

Posted by: Mrs. Paul at August 12, 2026 12:36 AM (l3WYd)

430 Reassignment.

That's what they call the trunk full of ballots. Election reassignment.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 12:37 AM (vE0+H)

431 the skin of tilapia is often used in vaginoplasty and sex reassignment surgery
Posted by: Don Black
......

Fun Facts to Know and Tell

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:38 AM (oq9dX)

432 410 We’re still talking politics, and not boobs, at 0030?

You people need to get a life.

Posted by: Bulg
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There's a constancy and dependability with boobs that one does not obtain from politics. Therefore the chance of personal loss or gain is much higher with politics. Much like casino it has its own attraction and reward or loss.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:38 AM (vOxCS)

433 OK
this was fun
goodnight

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 12:38 AM (ZxPkt)

434 421 Better my mind revolve around boobs than around politics.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 12:39 AM (77rzZ)

435 Wisconsin Demonrat Primary election has “fortified” vibes about it. Very 2020ish.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 12:40 AM (ZVgZ4)

436 Found a dead bird in the yard this morning. A Northern Flicker, a type of woodpecker. It was directly under the power line. I think it ran afoul of 15 kV. I cremated it in the burn barrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:40 AM (1z8ji)

437 Oh! You darn ol' DOOF!!!
Never mind....you're probably gone by now...
Thanks anyway darlin'

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 12:42 AM (348x5)

438
...

Reassignment, lol.

So true

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:42 AM (/QHx4)

439 Here's your rain:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7un2z3

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 12:43 AM (vOxCS)

440 AOP, some years ago our yard was full of Northern Flickers. Must've been 3 or 4 dozen. I went out to take a picture, and doggo came 'round the corner to scare them all away!

Good sized birds. Wonder if they're good eatin'?

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

441 Some people have lives that don't revolve around boobs.

Posted by: four seasons
.....

You can always revisit life's choices.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:45 AM (oq9dX)

442 And yeah! Commander Cody🤪!!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 12:45 AM (348x5)

443 Good sized birds. Wonder if they're good eatin'?
Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

Not as good as Spotted Owl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:46 AM (1z8ji)

444 With 91.4% in, Crowley leads by 2846, per NBC.

Crowley's tiny lead has slipped a bit. There's still 65000 or so votes out.

Turning to MI, the GOP nominee Rogers (R) was in Congress for 20 years. He's a former FBI agent. He's been endorsed by Trump, but occasionally goes rogue. I like his chances against el-Hamas. Call me crazy. The MI seat was previously held by a DEM so if Rogers were to win, it would be a GOP pickup-- which would make up for the almost ceRtain DEM pickup in NC.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 12:46 AM (RCjYY)

445 Here's your rain:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7un2z3
Posted by: Braenyard

Thanks, but none of that is *my* rain. Ugh. Thanks anyway!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:46 AM (rdVOm)

446 374 I ate a lot of shrimp when we were in Portugal. The things were giant.
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 12:09 AM (oq9dX)

______________________________

Sir, can I see some ID please.

Posted by: Oxymoron Police at August 12, 2026 12:47 AM (dIske)

447 Not as good as Spotted Owl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

LOL!

Mmmmm... cream of Spotted Owl! Lumberjack's feast!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

448 260 El Sayd and Mamdani are wretched pieces of shit. But they’re not stupid. Hong is a retard. It’s like she’s in a league of her own.
Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 11, 2026 11:20 PM (bkPgX)


Francesca Hong is the Mazie Hirono of Abdul El-Sayeds...

Posted by: SciVo at August 12, 2026 12:48 AM (Sy6m/)

449
Severe drought here in SW Wyoming.

Oldest son works for the Forest Service here.

He has a herd of horses they take care of. They are having to pay almost $400 a ton for hay to feed the horses.

We need rain but it is too late now.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:49 AM (/QHx4)

450 Hello everyone. Had a nice but odd encounter today. Very pretty young lady stopped me on my walk and asked if I lived in my apartment complex (which I do) and said she'd seen me walking along the Greenway. Very pleasant chat, said she hoped we'd meet again.

She said she was collecting credit card numbers for a school project so naturally I gave her mine. For some reason my phone's been going nuts all evening. Good thing I never answer it.

Part of the above is fictional.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 12:51 AM (CHHv1)

451 Re: female bike racers...if you start seeing 50s torpedo bras again, you will know why

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 12, 2026 12:52 AM (3/XaG)

452 Whelp folks, we now know where Butch and Sundance went...

Armed gunmen just took shots at a train trying to do a heist in San Bernadino CA.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 12:52 AM (mP0Kj)

453
Beckoning,

Let Robert the cat answerthe phone, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:53 AM (/QHx4)

454 Crowley, and Hong...

Why does that sound like a couple of Villains from a 1930s Serial?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 12:53 AM (mP0Kj)

455 Made some good progress doing fiberglass repairs on the dune buggy body tub. Filled some holes and cracks with fiber-reinforced filler, after sanding off a metric fuckton of "bondo", which has almost nil structural strength. Also used the filler as a bonding agent to fill in a hole with small sheets of fiberglass cut from the removed bottom of the battery tray. Ground all that sort of smooth, and laid up some fiberglass mat and resin over it. After about an hour, the resin still hadn't begun to harden. I carried the body into the shop to keep it out of the rain. If the resin is still uncured by morning, I will hit it with a heat gun to see if I can make it kick. If all else fails, peel it off, wash with acetone, and re-do, being sure to get a NEW tube of catalyst. Pretty sure the catalyst I used was well past its expiry date.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:55 AM (1z8ji)

456 Double-checked, and Brave AI says Wisconsin doesn't do runoffs for primary elections. A plurality is enough to win the Democrat party nomination for Governor, and according to Decision Desk HQ, David Crowley is up by 3054 votes with 94% reporting.

Posted by: SciVo at August 12, 2026 12:56 AM (Sy6m/)

457 LOL, BC. Funny, and glad it's fiction!

When I worked at the Navy club, we didn't accept credit cards. One guy (civvy, but "authorized" there) plopped his card down to buy a round & I had to tell him "sorry, but no..."

I had a good memory for numbers back then, and got a good look at his card. Loved to play jokes, too.

Couple days later, I told him about all the stuff I'd ordered on his account. He called BS. I rattled off his CC#. He pulled the card out of his wallet and turned very pale....

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)

458
Well, another 0.2" after midnight. That makes me just 0.38" below normal for the year for Aug 11.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 12:57 AM (w6EFb)

459 Mmmmm... cream of Spotted Owl! Lumberjack's feast!
Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

I had a ball cap: "Loggers Cream of Spotted Owl Soup", made to look like the Campbell's Soup label. Wore it for years; lost it somewhere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 12:58 AM (1z8ji)

460 lol lol lol

There were “irregularities” in the Milwaukee counting room. And they have to start over.

I almost feel bad for Hong as they’re stealing it from her in slow motion.

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 12:58 AM (bkPgX)

461
Lol AOP

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:59 AM (/QHx4)

462 Francesca Hong is the Mazie Hirono of Abdul El-Sayeds.
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And the Japanese say, of course, she's Korean.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 01:00 AM (vOxCS)

463 93.4% in, Crowley +3148 per NBC.

About 50000 still out.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 01:01 AM (RCjYY)

464 >>I had a ball cap: "Loggers Cream of Spotted Owl Soup", made to look like the Campbell's Soup label.
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Those were very popular here, too!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

465 Boobs beat politics anytime.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 01:02 AM (77rzZ)

466 They have to drive back and get data sticks from other counting rooms? Holy fuck they’re not even trying to hide the steal anymore wow. Just wow

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 01:03 AM (bkPgX)

467
How about the politics of boobs?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 01:03 AM (w6EFb)

468
Bulg,

Go to bed and enjoy your wife's boobs then you don't have to read about politics here.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 01:05 AM (/QHx4)

469 The politics of boobs? Uh, okay...

My boobs are "unaffiliated" because they can't sign a registration card.

Can't hold a pen, you might say.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)

470 Francesca Hong is the Mazie Hirono of Abdul El-Sayeds.
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And the Japanese say, of course, she's Korean.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 01:00 AM (vOxCS)

Poor Hong got the gong. Is there a song about that? Let's look:

https://youtu.be/oH1qyjVsxzg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 01:07 AM (1z8ji)

471 466

I disagree. We'll see if the Milwaukee results change in any meaningful way. Bearing in mind that Crowley was already leading.

In the meantime, w/ 93.35 in, Crowley +3141. Appx 54000 still out.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 01:07 AM (RCjYY)

472 "Francesca Hong is the Mazie Hirono of Abdul El-Sayeds."

Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:08 AM (Jr5Lq)

473 467
How about the politics of boobs?

Posted by: publius,
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More complex than politics.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 01:08 AM (vOxCS)

474 Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head?
Oh, Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead?
Your lifestyle, to me, seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Satan's call

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne (PBUH) at August 12, 2026 01:08 AM (IG3/x)

475 467
How about the politics of boobs?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 01:03 AM (w6EFb)
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Makes it hard to be a centrist. You gotta either be a leftist or rightist

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 01:10 AM (jth8J)

476 472 "Francesca Hong is the Mazie Hirono of Abdul El-Sayeds."

Ha!
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:08 AM (Jr5Lq)

She's slightly less hideous than Hirono, but makes up for it with those k-RAZY eyes.

That's a bunny boiler if I ever saw one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)

477 468 Thoughts of boobs are not about real life. They are about memory and fantasy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 01:11 AM (77rzZ)

478 Let's put it this way: Hirono had to go into politics after she couldn't make it in the family whorehouse...which had a clientele of horny sailors (not noted for their fastidious taste in female companionship).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 01:13 AM (IG3/x)

479 How about the politics of boobs?
Posted by: publius


Dunno about that. I have heard of the politics of dancing, though.

https://youtu.be/RcHaYqboZoQ

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 01:13 AM (VHUov)

480 I am amazed by how so many women don’t understand the male fascination with boobs. You chicks just don’t get it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 01:15 AM (77rzZ)

481 It's the story of a very unfortunate colored man
Who got arrested down in old Hong Kong
He got twenty years privilege taken away from him
When he kicked old Buddha's gong

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFgCJ6QRbQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 01:16 AM (vOxCS)

482 "How about the politics of boobs?"

'Lysistrata' took a stab at it.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:16 AM (Jr5Lq)

483 I did some traveling through Wyoming; it is lovely country.
And I would like to spend some time in Montana, because of the book (and film) "A River Runs through It".

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 12, 2026 01:16 AM (1QM+Z)

484
I figured there would be some crazy feminist screeds on the Politics of Boobs. And there is. And it's crazy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 01:17 AM (w6EFb)

485 I was in Door County, WI. It's beautiful.

If you imagine WI as an oven mitten, Door County is the tip of the thumb. It's almost like an island, but not quite.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 01:18 AM (RCjYY)

486 I am amazed by how so many women don’t understand the male fascination with boobs. You chicks just don’t get it.
Posted by: Bulg
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We are mostly *annoyed* by it, but put up with it because SOME of you are interesting to us...

I laugh when I think of how things might be different, if men had to display their *cough* SIZE *cough* up front, with special clothing, like we must do with bras...

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)

487 CALONICE [fondling Lampito’s bosom]
What an amazing pair of breasts you’ve got!

LAMPITO
O, you stroke me like I’m a sacrifice.

- Lysistrata

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:19 AM (Jr5Lq)

488 I laugh when I think of how things might be different, if men had to display their *cough* SIZE *cough* up front, with special clothing, like we must do with bras...
Posted by: JQ


They used me to lie about it for centuries.

Posted by: the codpiece at August 12, 2026 01:21 AM (VHUov)

489 The politics of boobs... I'd sure like to see Bulg's yard signs as we approach the midterms.

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 01:21 AM (jth8J)

490
JM,

You are welcome here.

Wyoming is beautiful and Hubby and I are blessed to live here.

Montana is also awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 01:22 AM (/QHx4)

491 Happy Tuesday Horde!

Great tune as always AOP.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 12, 2026 01:23 AM (ibDUx)

492 Montana is also awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 01:22 AM (/QHx4)
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It's also turning purple. Not good. I don't think wyoming is going purple anytime soon.

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 01:24 AM (jth8J)

493 I don't think wyoming is going purple anytime soon.
Posted by: 496


Pft. Screw that place. Read upthread; they don't even have food trucks and gotta get them from Utah?

Posted by: a leftist looking for 3AM pad thai at August 12, 2026 01:25 AM (VHUov)

494 Again...good night.
I often don't fit in here....but I try....

"The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams!'

I love these crazy Morons!!!❤️

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 01:27 AM (348x5)

495 'Night, COMM.

Hi, Debby--

Doozy of a crowd, tonight!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:28 AM (rdVOm)

496 496

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 01:28 AM (jth8J)

497 486 We do not choose our wives based on cup size, any more than women choose their husbands based on penis size. The boob thing is visual and largely a joke. Yeah, that chick has enormous hooters, which I’d like to fondle. That doesn’t necessarily mean that I’d choose her to bear my children.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 01:29 AM (77rzZ)

498
JQ lol,

I have often thought about trying to get the women here to talk about the size of guy's dicks.

Fair is fair, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 01:30 AM (/QHx4)

499 >>The boob thing is visual and largely a joke. Yeah, that chick has enormous hooters, which I’d like to fondle.
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Exactly, Bulg.

Some of us don't enjoy being "a joke" to anybody.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)

500 He has a herd of horses they take care of. They are having to pay almost $400 a ton for hay to feed the horses.

We need rain but it is too late now.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 12:49 AM (/QHx4)

I saw that the area uses irrigation for hayfields and it blew my Iowan mind. Beautiful scenery you've got, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't like sitting on hay at August 12, 2026 01:33 AM (Wt5PA)

501 European total solar eclipse coverage.

ESA - Total Solar Eclipse - Europe - August 2026
Date: August 12, 2026
Time: 1:30 PM EDT (19:30 CEST)

https://youtu.be/WLEEFVeT1To

Posted by: Joyenz at August 12, 2026 01:33 AM (2F0/Y)

502 496 496
Posted by: 496


Correct.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 01:35 AM (VHUov)

503 "What's on YOUR mind tonight?"

Well after three hours of sleep, followed by an hour and a half of tossing and turning, apparently it isn't dreams on my mind.

A very good morning everyone.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 12, 2026 01:36 AM (O7YUW)

504 Wandered away. Back now but it's late.
Have a good tomorrow. Y'all are great.

https://youtu.be/jZ2ihDqB1wc

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - half asleep already at August 12, 2026 01:37 AM (9wnX8)

505
Eclipse coolness graph from xkcd:

https://t.ly/lphAy

That is absolutely true.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 01:37 AM (w6EFb)

506 I saw that the area uses irrigation for hayfields and it blew my Iowan mind.
Posted by: pookysgirl


Sounds weird to a Minnesotan, too.

I assume the soil there is too poor to grow anything but prairie grass?

.....without adding an inch of Monsanto's Finest every year, anyway?

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 01:38 AM (VHUov)

507 Elisabeth Fraser has a beautiful voice. My favorite Cocteau Twins song (and an amazing song bar none) is "Blue Bell Knoll", title track from that album.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 01:38 AM (DZ9Lv)

508 Howdy, G & R! You're up early (or late?)

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:39 AM (rdVOm)

509 Goodnight COMM, sorry that I missed you again.

I really hated growing boobs, I couldn't hang around with my brothers and their friends anymore, I was expected to become more ladylike by my Mom.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 12, 2026 01:40 AM (ibDUx)

510 without adding an inch of Monsanto's Finest every year, anyway?

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 01:38 AM (VHUov)
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Correct. The soil was probably real good once, but it all blew away.

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 01:41 AM (jth8J)

511
Hi pooky's girl,

Only places here that have wells can use irrigation.

A lot of ranchers are downsizing their cattle population.

I love reading about your family. You are such a strong woman and I salute you!

I hope you are well and I'm looking forward to hearing about your expected new darling.



Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 01:41 AM (/QHx4)

512 The CoBs have us well-trained. Using URL shorteners for XKCD. Cuts it from 21 characters to 18. 😄

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 01:41 AM (VHUov)

513
NASA will be streaming the eclipse as well, here:

https://t.ly/WaTPv

They're getting all sorts of assets in the path, including a WB-57, which will follow it at 50K'.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 01:43 AM (w6EFb)

514 I assume the soil there is too poor to grow anything but prairie grass?

.....without adding an inch of Monsanto's Finest every year, anyway?

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 01:38 AM (VHUov)

From the looks of it, there was barely any topsoil. I'm guessing that's why the ranches are so huge- there isn't a lot of grass to go around.

Posted by: pookysgirl takes her dirt for granted sometimes at August 12, 2026 01:44 AM (Wt5PA)

515 295 "I want this to be a win by 21 votes or something. Throw it all into chaos."

I presume the loser will demand a recount if it's not automatic. We will not know the winner tonight and maybe not for a week.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 11:33 PM (vTZFs)


I looked it up. It isn't automatic, but the loser can request a recount if they were within 1% of the winner's total, and it will even be taxpayer-funded if they were within 0.25%. (0.25-1% margin, they're paying for it themselves, to be refunded if they win.)

Posted by: SciVo at August 12, 2026 01:44 AM (Sy6m/)

516 @507: I don't know who this french lady is but I'm infatuated with her and this song

https://tinyurl.com/y6pk35zw

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 01:44 AM (jth8J)

517 I really hated growing boobs, I couldn't hang around with my brothers and their friends anymore, I was expected to become more ladylike by my Mom.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

LOL! Same here. Not just that, but also: they get *in the way*!

I used to be a "tummy sleeper"-- no more! Need a few pillows to get comfy now, and still have trouble. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

518
Q: Who are the cheesiest villains in the Star Trek universe?

A: The Jem Cheddar

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 01:46 AM (DZ9Lv)

519 According to some WI media outlets, a lot of undecideds who preferred Wong nonetheless voted for Crowley, bc they thought Crowley had a better chance of defeating the Republican.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 01:46 AM (RCjYY)

520 I laugh when I think of how things might be different, if men had to display their *cough* SIZE *cough* up front, with special clothing, like we must do with bras...
Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)

The cops keep calling it indecent exposure when we try to show the ladies.

Posted by: guy in a trenchcoat at August 12, 2026 01:46 AM (3U3sD)

521 @508/JQ: "Howdy, G & R! You're up early (or late?)"

A little bit of both. I'm currently running on 3 hours of sleep with the hope that I get tired again. I think I'll take some pain killers to dull some various annoying aches and pains, and see if I can get sleepy again.

Until then though, I'll chat.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 12, 2026 01:47 AM (O7YUW)

522 Some of the river scenes in "A River Runs Through It" were actually in Wyoming.

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at August 12, 2026 01:48 AM (zdQuL)

523
I think the saying is Wyoming blows and Nebraska sucks, lol.

I could have that wrong, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 01:48 AM (/QHx4)

524 So, as much as I, like any guy, enjoy looking at large breasts, it’s pretty much pointless and stupid. But still fun.

It’s a guy thing, that women will never understand. But that’s OK. Men and women are different, as they should be.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 01:48 AM (77rzZ)

525 Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 01:41 AM (/QHx4)

Wee Pooky is now at 20 weeks and thinks nighttime is aerobic time. (I blame Piper.) We enjoyed trekking through your state, but I was very glad that we didn't have a teenager, a toddler, *and* an infant for the vacation!

Posted by: pookysgirl had her hands full already at August 12, 2026 01:50 AM (Wt5PA)

526 We do not choose our wives based on cup size, any more than women choose their husbands based on penis size. The boob thing is visual and largely a joke. Yeah, that chick has enormous hooters, which I’d like to fondle. That doesn’t necessarily mean that I’d choose her to bear my children.
Posted by: Bulg

This is obviously a hostage post. The fear is palpable.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 01:50 AM (DZ9Lv)

527 Bulg-- it's not that we "don't understand"-- it's that we think it's ridiculous.

We laugh.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)

528 Up in the country where I lived they flood the fields for hay.
They've (irrigation people) got it down to numbers, this grass, needs this much fertilizer and flooded at this time with so many acre ft. of water. Your well has to produce X # gal per minute for X amount of time to accomplish this.
(I heard them talking)

Dad's place, a 150 miles away receives adequate rainfall that this is not necessary.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 01:53 AM (vOxCS)

529 You are welcome here.

Wyoming is beautiful and Hubby and I are blessed to live here.

Montana is also awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 01:22 AM (/QHx4

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Do most people live in cities on a small.plot of land for the house, with all this majestic country around them in the distance? I need to fire up my van and go for a long ride again.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 12, 2026 01:53 AM (BXqv0)

530 527 Bulg-- it's not that we "don't understand"-- it's that we think it's ridiculous.

We laugh.

Posted by: JQ
---

What she's saying, politely, is that they own us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 01:54 AM (vOxCS)

531 LOL JQ, my older brother tried to give me a few golf lessons, he told me that I'd have a much better swing if my boobs weren't getting in the way.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 12, 2026 01:55 AM (ibDUx)

532 "looking at large breasts, it’s pretty much pointless"

Yeah, that's not the shape you want large breasts in.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 01:55 AM (DZ9Lv)

533 What she's saying, politely, is that they own us.
Posted by: Braenyard

We know your weakness. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

534 The most important aspect of boobs is not size but who they are attached to.

G'night folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 01:56 AM (CHHv1)

535 Cheers, Debby!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)

536 Do most people live in cities on a small.plot of land for the house, with all this majestic country around them in the distance? I need to fire up my van and go for a long ride again.
Posted by: JM in Illinois


If "cities" includes places with a population of 32, I think that describes most of the area from Omaha to Seattle. Lots of empty space--or space that belongs to cows or corn--out there.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 01:57 AM (VHUov)

537 JM - I moved to Wyoming a few years back. That's exactly what happens here. Cheyenne is the most populous city and at the edge of town you really are at the edge of town.

Big cities are not far - Fort Collins is about 40 minutes away and Denver about 90 minutes.

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 02:00 AM (jth8J)

538 I checked. Sure enough, there's a Ted Talk on the Politics of Boobs. That ought to take all the fun out of it.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3z55ry

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 12, 2026 02:00 AM (WtW17)

539
JM,

Some people like cities. Some like the wide open spaces.

We live in a small town and we wish we had bought acreage. We have a couple of asshole neighbors.

The asshole next door enjoys telling us what he thinks we should do in our yard.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:00 AM (/QHx4)

540
Andrew McCarthy flew over there to photograph the eclipse. He hasn't said much about it, except he'll be in the Mediterranean somewhere depending on the weather. He's hinted he wants a low sun angle for what he's got planned.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

541 Closing time’s coming up, so g’night, y’all.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 02:02 AM (77rzZ)

542 From Omah to Sioux Falls is a corn field. It's fantastic the first time you see it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 02:02 AM (vOxCS)

543 'Night, Bulg. No hard feelings!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)

544 >>>he'll be in the Mediterranean somewhere depending on the weather. He's hinted he wants a low sun angle for what he's got planned.

Posted by: publius, Rascally
--

Hope he's not on that little electric yacht.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 02:03 AM (vOxCS)

545 543 JQ, no hard feelings taken.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 02:05 AM (77rzZ)

546
WIth a low sun altitude, you can get some landscape in front of it, and do all sorts of cool things. He's got something planned, and I'm sure it will be way cool if he can pull it off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 02:06 AM (w6EFb)

547 @539/four seasons: "The asshole next door enjoys telling us what he thinks we should do in our yard."

Inspirational video for potential responses:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzmzpe8

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 12, 2026 02:08 AM (O7YUW)

548 If "cities" includes places with a population of 32, I think that describes most of the area from Omaha to Seattle. Lots of empty space--or space that belongs to cows or corn--out there.

Posted by: mikeski
---

Is it at a crossroads?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 02:09 AM (vOxCS)

549 >> "The asshole next door enjoys telling us what he thinks we should do in our yard."

Well then!

Tell him he should get to work. That yard won't *fix* itself! LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

550 Thing about land in the country there is no default to pick up.
Country folk pay their bills. When you buy land in the country, outside the urban circle, you will pay a premium.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 02:12 AM (vOxCS)

551 Cheers, JQ!

Good night. Bulg, have some sweet booby dreams!

publius, I hope that I will get to see even a tiny bit of the meteor shower around here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 12, 2026 02:12 AM (ibDUx)

552
This is obviously a hostage post. The fear is palpable.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

================

The true note of false enthusiasm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 02:13 AM (XJ22o)

553 Well, past midnight. Time for bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 02:14 AM (1z8ji)

554 Night Debby & AOP.

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)

555
It's cloudy and rainy here, so absolutely no chance tonight.

Forecast is clear and mostly clear for midnight and a few hours after that tomorrow night.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 02:16 AM (w6EFb)

556 I'm heading out too. Have a good evening. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 02:18 AM (vOxCS)

557
Thank you Grumpy.

We keep our yard neat but the asshole thinks everyone should have a yard that looks like his.

We are in a severe drought here, no outdoor water usage. I am a night owl and sit on the patio at night. The neighbor sneaks out in the middle of the night to run his sprinklers.

Some people think they are special.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:19 AM (/QHx4)

558 Yeah, it's "clear" here, but for the smoke. I think they mean no clouds.

Will have a look outside...

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

559
Well, I'll be. The Perseids radiant is just circumpolar here. Barely, just skims above the horizon at the lowest. I did not know that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 02:20 AM (w6EFb)

560 >>The neighbor sneaks out in the middle of the night to run his sprinklers.

Four seasons--

If there's a meter, your neighbor won't "get away" with the water usage. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

561
JQ, town is monitoring water usage. We hope he gets a very large bill.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:23 AM (/QHx4)

562
So, if there's a big chuck of comet Swift-Tuttle out there lurking which is gonna do a Younger Dryas comet swarm thing, I'll be able to see it coming any time of the day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 02:24 AM (w6EFb)

563 If things continue as they are, I think that Hong will just barely be unable to request a recount, almost as if they calculated how many votes they would need for that. IANAL and am just going by my understanding of Brave AI's summary, so when it talks about the margin percentage, I think it would be calculated like this:

Margin / Winner
= (Crowley - Hong) / Crowley
= (Crowley / Crowley) - (Hong / Crowley)
= 1 - (Hong / Crowley)
= 1 - (310,037 / 313,34
= 1 - 0.98943
= 0.01057
= 1.057%

Posted by: SciVo at August 12, 2026 02:27 AM (Sy6m/)

564 539
JM,

Some people like cities. Some like the wide open spaces.

We live in a small town and we wish we had bought acreage. We have a couple of asshole neighbors.

The asshole next door enjoys telling us what he thinks we should do in our yard.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:00 AM (/QHx4)

-------

What JQ said! Acreage. Space. I'm living now in a home with state park land (forest) on three sides of me. I'm spoiled, but I have to move by the end of the year. Won't find this, but maybe a substitute...



Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 12, 2026 02:28 AM (Vbre+)

565
SviVo,

Thank you for the update.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:29 AM (/QHx4)

566 I should just get in the habit of putting spaces between numbers and parentheses. That was 313,348, not 313,34:cool:.

Posted by: SciVo at August 12, 2026 02:29 AM (Sy6m/)

567
Commies suck and I hope they are sucking ass tonight.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:32 AM (/QHx4)

568 = 1.057%
Posted by: SciVo


That was definitely math.

Posted by: the guy who says there should be no math at August 12, 2026 02:34 AM (VHUov)

569 Four seasons-- I am surprised that we are not "restricted" on irrigation water this year. They usually scream "OMG, drought!!!" if any shortage of rainfall... and this year has been quite dry.

Nope. Not a peep. No restriction so far this summer. (Odd!)

Anyway, when we're "restricted" the irrigation utility checks meters and cruises the area frequently. If people are watering during *disallowed* hours, or exceed certain threshold:

1st offense: warning
2nd offense: water shut-off. (irrigation, not "domestic")
Tampering with valve: Fine and prosecution.

They don't F around.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:35 AM (rdVOm)

570 @557/four seasons: You're welcome (for the levity on the annoying situation with your neighbor.)

"We are in a severe drought here, no outdoor water usage. I am a night owl and sit on the patio at night. The neighbor sneaks out in the middle of the night to run his sprinklers."

Get it on video and show it to your by-law enforcement officers.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 12, 2026 02:41 AM (O7YUW)

571 Too hazy to see much tonight.

The usual bright stars are kind-of visible, but that's it.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:41 AM (rdVOm)

572 four seasons,
I grew up in a Chicago home of 890 square feet on a 7000 sf lot. Two parents and six kids. So I really can't complain about anything. I find in the future. But as you say, extra space is nice.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 12, 2026 02:42 AM (uJWG4)

573
JQ,

It's a small town here and we think a lot of people here are connected with the powers that be.

Five houses on our street and three are watering their grass. What is funny now their grass is turning yellow. We have such a hot summer this year that no matter how much you water the grass it is going to die, lol.


Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:42 AM (/QHx4)

574 Roll out those lazy hazy crazy days of Summer!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 02:43 AM (kS1bF)

575 LOL, four seasons. That's the way it goes, huh?

I water just enough to keep the weeds alive. Most of the grass is "hanging in there" but the yard looks like hell, overall.

Meh. As long as it doesn't turn into a dust-bowl, I'm happy.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)

576 Hubby was better at keeping a "lawn" than I'll ever be.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

577 What kind of grass? Bluegrass? In a drought it is impossible to put down enough water through an ordinary sprinkler. Normally Bluegrass will go dormant. It looks brown, but it will be fine when cooler temperatures and rain returns in the fall. Just keep foot traffic off it.

They are not only wasting water it will cause the turf to go into root shock and probably kill it. Stupid fuckers.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 02:49 AM (kS1bF)

578
We had our yard aerated, seeded and fertilized and then, boom, water restrictions.

We can't control the weather.

Thank goodness we have not had a nearby wildfire so far.

Is Spokane still burning? What an awful time for the people there.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:52 AM (/QHx4)

579 Yard here is mainly weeds and "pasture grass"-- it's lovely green in Spring & grows like crazy, so I'd need to mow twice a week.

Once it's HOT, I can relax and just mow the weeds and little patches of fescue (?) every-other week or so...

There's chicory, wild lettuce, cheese weed, dandelion and burr-clover to keep it looking *green* from a distance.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:54 AM (rdVOm)

580 Oh, and a few other weeds what I don't know the names...

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)

581 The rule is, basically either irrigate thoroughly and completely, or don’t irrigate at all. Because, you can’t stop till the fall. Dormancy looks bad, but plants know what they are doing. Imagine that.

Plus, an added benefit of dormancy is you don’t have to mow when it’s 103°. Can’t turn turfgrass “on” and “off” like that, it will go into dormancy just fine, and come out of it just fine, but strangely enough half-assed watering, e.g. some fuckhead standing with a hose in his yard giving it a little sip will likely kill it altogether.

This is how weeds take over a lawn. Classic.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 02:58 AM (kS1bF)

582
Our lawn is dead this year except for some weird shit that is growing. We have Aspen trees and have been told that the stuff growing is from the aspens. Who knows.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:00 AM (/QHx4)

583
Common Tater,

Yep

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:02 AM (/QHx4)

584 This is how weeds take over a lawn. Classic.
Posted by: Common Tater

I gave up on the lawn BS when hubby was sick. Too many other things to do! It languished for years.

Sad, but maybe I can rejuvenate next year... or not... unless I can get a sprinkler system installed.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 03:02 AM (rdVOm)

585
JQ,

You have enough to deal with now.

You are taking of your husband. You are amazing.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:05 AM (/QHx4)

586 One of these days we will learn that the police are not our friends.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 03:13 AM (ue8gJ)

587 Thanks, four seasons, but:

Nursing home is taking care of hubby now. I'm just... existing.

Lawn? Housekeeping? Vehicles? Meh. DGF about it all. I do the bare minimum and still feel overwhelmed.

Some day I'll *pull my head out* but for now I just can't even with everything.

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)

588
Flock ought to be dismantled and sent to the closest landfill. It's been abused by law enforcement and it seems to be on the edge of extinction. Perhaps a couple of multi-million dollar judgments would push it over the edge...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 11, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

Bang on your legislators. My TX HR rep is worthless. My TX Sen is fortunately a solid conservative. I’ve been hitting on his office frequently on this. I expect to see a law proposed for the 2027 Legislature that ends Flock in TX. And all ALPRs besides.

Sounds impossible? Well, they ended red light cameras. (You hear that, Balcones Heights?)

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 03:16 AM (ue8gJ)

589
Cow Demon,

Back in the day they were. Now, it is iffy.

I think they have so many quotas to meet now.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:17 AM (/QHx4)

590 One of these days we will learn that the police are not our friends.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Done!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 03:17 AM (rdVOm)

591
JQ,

Please don't push yourself. Make sure you have me time.

It is important.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:20 AM (/QHx4)

592 Good night, horde.. it's past bedtime LOL!

Fight, fight, fight!

Posted by: JQ at August 12, 2026 03:20 AM (rdVOm)

593
Sleep well JQ

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:21 AM (/QHx4)

594 501 European total solar eclipse coverage.

ESA - Total Solar Eclipse - Europe - August 2026
Date: August 12, 2026
Time: 1:30 PM EDT (19:30 CEST)

https://youtu.be/WLEEFVeT1To
Posted by: Joyenz at August 12, 2026 01:33 AM (2F0/Y

On 11 August 1999 a total solar eclipse went through Europe. I missed it thanks to a cloudburst at my location.

6585.3 days later on 21 August 2017 I saw the exact same eclipse as it went through WY at 1145 MDT. Not a cloud in the sky. Amazing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 03:22 AM (ue8gJ)

595 590
Cow Demon,

Back in the day they were. Now, it is iffy.

I think they have so many quotas to meet now.
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:17 AM (/QHx4)

I agree. But it is safer to assume they just another power hungry asshole until proven different.

How many of them will fight and die for these ALPRs? That’s all you need to know.

(What pisses me off the absolute most is that given the nature of their job - more or less babysitting the 1% of assholes that make their jobs necessary - I’d love to shower them in praise. But…

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 03:25 AM (ue8gJ)

596
Our town is so small we don't have stoplights.

Of course we have assholes blowing through stop signs and the 4 way stops.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:25 AM (/QHx4)

597

I think most police officers are good but they are hamstrung with by the crazy laws we have now.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:30 AM (/QHx4)

598
We live in a small town and we wish we had bought acreage. We have a couple of asshole neighbors.

The asshole next door enjoys telling us what he thinks we should do in our yard.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 02:00 AM (/QHx4)

Small towns are not all that great. Ask me how I know.

Later, for it is back to work and people here move like old people f*** (h/t, GySgt Hartman).

Posted by: Mao at August 12, 2026 03:31 AM (ue8gJ)

599 I don't want to get up

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:31 AM (Ia/+0)

600 I think most police officers are good but they are hamstrung with by the crazy laws we have now.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:30 AM (/

They hate you. As they hate everyone who isn’t a cop.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 03:32 AM (ue8gJ)

601
One night here my husband was out of town.

In the middle of the night some asshole was banging onthe door yelling let me in. He ran from the front door to the back door trying to get in the house.

I called 911 and they were here in no time. They caught the guy in the driveway and had their guns pulled and screaming at the guy to get on the ground, get on the ground.

He was drunk and was at the wrong house.

I was so thankful they responded so quick.

There are many good police out there.


Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 03:47 AM (/QHx4)

602 Most cops are like most people. Would you want most people to be in a position of power over you?

Probably not.

You don't have to think cops are evil (at least not more evil than the average man with man's fallen nature) to recognize what a threat they can be.

I try to arrange my life to have as few interactions as possible with people who can shoot me for disobedience.

Posted by: No man is an island, but I'm striving to be a peninsula at August 12, 2026 03:55 AM (F7MYc)

603 They hate you. As they hate everyone who isn’t a cop.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 12, 2026 03:32 AM (ue8gJ)


I don't think it's emotional; I think it's the {click}{whrrrr} of a triggered response. With their full-time job being to deal with the antagonistic, it becomes first habit and then character to treat everyone like an antagonist.

Action, once chosen, when
Repeated, swiftly becomes automatic
Habit; which over time settles into
Character, such that when added to
Circumstance, becomes no less than
Destiny.

If you're lucky, they're just at the Habit level, where conscious attention is enough to override it. If it's a matter of Character, then they've become antagonists themselves. Big-city cops, such as Chicago and Los Angeles, have a reputation for just being the biggest and best-organized gang; "Badge Gang Goombas," one blogger called them.

Posted by: SciVo at August 12, 2026 03:56 AM (Sy6m/)

604 four seasons tjat happened to my dad when I was very young. Dad grabbed shotgun butvlucky recognized guy in apartments next door. Drunk of course

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:58 AM (Ia/+0)

605
Skip lucky for the guy your Dad recognized him.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 04:00 AM (/QHx4)

606 I'm going to have to get a part for my old Honda. The liner in the wheel well had a screw fall out and now it's detaching itself from the car. Not too bad at the moment but I'll have to take care of it today. Might take to the local Honda dealer, they should have the right part. it's not a typical screw, from what I can tell.

Love racing but simply not a big car guy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2026 04:23 AM (sAmhv)

607 FLOCK cameras...yup, already being used for illegal searches of Gov't legally protesting and criticizing Gov't.

You can have safety or freedom. Choose wisely.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:32 AM (l3cgK)

608 608 FLOCK cameras...yup, already being used for illegal searches of by Gov't legally protesting and criticizing Gov't.

You can have safety or freedom. Choose wisely.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:32 AM (l3cgK)

Geez. Corrected. Dunno why fingers will type something completely different that what I intend...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:34 AM (l3cgK)

609 609 608 FLOCK cameras...yup, already being used for illegal searches of by Gov't legally protesting and criticizing Gov't.

You can have safety or freedom. Choose wisely.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:32 AM (l3cgK)

Geez. Corrected. Dunno why fingers will type something completely different that what I intend...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:34 AM (l3cgK)

One last try...FLOCK cameras...yup, already being used for illegal searches by Gov't of those legally protesting and criticizing Gov't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:35 AM (l3cgK)

610 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 04:36 AM (odBC9)

611
I choose freedom.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 04:36 AM (/QHx4)

612 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 04:36 AM (Ia/+0)

613 65 Wong losing by only 700 votes w/ 70% in.
Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 10:30 PM (RCjYY)

Wong-->Hong

Posted by: m at August 12, 2026 04:55 AM (odBC9)

614 Hong hong

Posted by: Oops Oopsie at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (m+gHC)

Reject Rescues Cafe

colossuselephant.jpg
Richard Bernabe

Adopting a rejected four-day-old lamb.

Saving a sickly baby goat rejected by his mom. Don't worry, she gets better.

"Hakuna Matada, f***face!"

Training the cutest little baby attack dog.

Adopting an orphaned kitten off the street.

More of the baby elephant playing with his toy, a bike tire.

Lion wants the elephant to know that she's the apex predator here and the elephant says go f*** yourself in the face, Karen.

Woman helps injured porcupine while she's convalescing.

Dog tries to corral an escaped cow.

Orphaned raccoons follow a 19-year-old horse home.

The band Rush used to feature an introduction by Count Floyd. I can't understand why there aren't more female Rush fans.

A couple of days ago I posted a colorized film of NYC in the 1940s.

This one is from the thirties.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Sponge? Blade?

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 07:34 PM (Y8DZL)

3 Good evening, Skip. How’s Trix?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2026 07:35 PM (RK3Ss)

4 The band Rush used to feature an introduction by Count Floyd. I can't understand why there aren't more female Rush fans.

I saw that a couple of times, Count Floyd on the giant video screen. They also had Bob and Doug Mackenzie and some other Canadian celebs I can't remember. And they'd show their South Park appearance.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:38 PM (2Drhq)

5 Sponge? Blade?

Need something hard and you have Moron rock-paper-scissors.

The Paulo?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2026 07:38 PM (RK3Ss)

6 Woohoo! Cafe!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)

7 Still fighting off Mgid every once in awhile

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

8 I like elephants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

9 You can tell that snow leopard's a native of the alpine, 'cause he sure wants to be mountin'.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:41 PM (2Drhq)

10 I think I posted this painting before but it's the only one I had that somewhat matched the subject of one of the cafe videos. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:41 PM (bvDnE)

11 Been a few music threads tthat the Etts are not Rush fans

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

12 King Floyd > Count Floyd

Posted by: Groove Me Baby! at August 11, 2026 07:41 PM (G5vcO)

13 King Floyd

Groovy.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2026 07:43 PM (RK3Ss)

14 Rush has also used South Park and Jerry Stiller for intros.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 07:43 PM (CNl8/)

15 polynikes that is awesome

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

16 Counts Rule, Barons drool!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 07:44 PM (wVcYX)

17

Wow polynikes!! Beautiful

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:45 PM (/QHx4)

18 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) and Chloe the Bengal Klutz are getting to know one another by chasing each other around the house.

Allie is currently playing the role of "predator" and Chloe is the "prey."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:46 PM (FZ29D)

19 That Rush video -- what were the 3D glasses for?

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2026 07:46 PM (OlzlW)

20 The snow leopard vid looked like AI.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:47 PM (bvDnE)

21
Well, it's gonna be Darlin and either Ralph Norman or Russell Fry.

Fuckin' Mark Sanford is pulling 4th statewide, winning Charleston, and coming in second down there close. No chance he'll make the runoff, but still, after the Appalachian Trail and all that, he's still pulling votes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)

22 4 The band Rush used to feature an introduction by Count Floyd. I can't understand why there aren't more female Rush fans.

I saw that a couple of times, Count Floyd on the giant video screen. They also had Bob and Doug Mackenzie and some other Canadian celebs I can't remember. And they'd show their South Park appearance.

Posted by: Delurker
=========
Men and women are different and have different tastes on average across a lot of entertainment. Rush fans are a particular demographic of males and some females that like what Rush offers-intelligent lyrics, stellar musicianship, and a long career in music.

Others may like Taylor Swift. The two are not the same.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 07:49 PM (E4rtv)

23 nice painting, polynikes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 07:49 PM (VyBeY)

24 >>>I think I posted this painting before but it's the only one I had that somewhat matched the subject of one of the cafe videos. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:41 PM (bvDnE)
*****
Amazing work polynikes, thank you for sharing.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 11, 2026 07:49 PM (21GCO)

25 Fuckin' Mark Sanford is pulling 4th statewide, winning Charleston, and coming in second down there close. No chance he'll make the runoff, but still, after the Appalachian Trail and all that, he's still pulling votes.
Posted by: publius
-------
That douchebag needs to be permanently flushed from politics. Has the political instincts of a rock.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 07:50 PM (E4rtv)

26 There were two lady Rush fans in the late 70s, early 80s. Sadly one has passed away and the other is in Assisted Living.

Posted by: Joan Lunden For A Place For Mom at August 11, 2026 07:50 PM (JM9I6)

27 I've been to a ton of Prog band live shows and they're all sausage fests. I've seen YES countless times and they draw fewer females than Rush.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:51 PM (2Drhq)

28 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/liQddCqCDY0

Neil Peart gives advice if your girlfriend hates Rush

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 07:51 PM (CNl8/)

29 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) and Chloe the Bengal Klutz are getting to know one another by chasing each other around the house.

Allie is currently playing the role of "predator" and Chloe is the "prey."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:46 PM (FZ29D)

Mine will often swap sides when they get to one end of the house, and chase back to the first side.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:52 PM (uhVAy)

30

We lived in SC during the Sanford crap.

He has no shame. Go away

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:52 PM (/QHx4)

31 I can't understand why there aren't more female Rush fans.

Women like cats. Why would they want to listen to a cat being strangled?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 07:52 PM (ExV1e)

32 20 The snow leopard vid looked like AI.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:47 PM (bvDnE)
---
*dons monocle*
I concur.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 11, 2026 07:52 PM (HM3K9)

33
That Rush video -- what were the 3D glasses for?
Posted by: Emmie


Count Floyd showed 3D movies on Monster Chiller Horror Theater (an SCTV bit)

Posted by: Gabriel Peters at August 11, 2026 07:52 PM (Cqx++)

34 My mom collected Elephant figurines. It became easy to buy her gifts for Christmas, birthdays, Mother's Days , etc.

When she passed I had about 200 high quality elephant figurines and another hundred that were nice but not really worth anything. I could have sold the good ones on the intertubes but I'm lazy so I brought them to an antique shop for consignment sale. it's been a year and sold about half of them. Deal was 60/40. Wish I wasn't lazy.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:53 PM (bvDnE)

35 Says it right up front: snow leopard video made with AI.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 07:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

36 Elephant! One of my favorite animals. Especially the baby ones.

Posted by: Case at August 11, 2026 07:53 PM (fV9m3)

37
Had a crown fall off my tooth. Scheduled to have it fixed tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)

38 "Why would they want to listen to a cat being strangled?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"

👍!

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:54 PM (MWfyi)

39 Rush sucks.

Geddy Lee sounds like a cat being strangled.

Hate hate hate

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 07:54 PM (yEz+x)

40 Reminder, tweets by "Gabriele Corno" use unrelated but visually similar snippets to create fictitious narratives.

Posted by: Born Free at August 11, 2026 07:55 PM (raD1m)

41 Thanks for the nice feed back.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:55 PM (bvDnE)

42 NY from the thirties.

And it hasn't been that clean since.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 07:55 PM (vOxCS)

43 I would like Rush more if it wasn't for the singing.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:56 PM (MWfyi)

44 Who names an elephant Richard?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 07:56 PM (Ot/FD)

45 Pot roast, carnivore style.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 07:56 PM (UYYJi)

46
Here in Greenville, Sanford is pulling 3rd, ahead of Fry, which surprises me. Norman has lead signficantly, 40%, with Darline 2nd at 22%. But just 17% of the votes are in.

Statewide, about 20% are in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

47
Had a crown fall off my tooth. Scheduled to have it fixed tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Hope there's enough tooth left to hold the crown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:56 PM (Cqx++)

48 Count Floyd showed 3D movies on Monster Chiller Horror Theater (an SCTV bit)
Posted by: Gabriel Peters at August 11, 2026 07:52 PM (Cqx++


I thought there was going to be something during the song that the glasses would be used for.

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2026 07:56 PM (OlzlW)

49 19 That Rush video -- what were the 3D glasses for?
Posted by: Emmie

Count Floyd was always hawking the 3-D glasses, just send $26.
How else are you going to appreciate 3-D House of Stewardesses?

Posted by: Canadian Dollars Or 'Murican? at August 11, 2026 07:57 PM (JM9I6)

50 Check the snow leopard video on X. The video is captioned: made with AI.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 07:57 PM (ZVgZ4)

51 I voted for Norman this morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:57 PM (bWZYx)

52 Geddy Lee had at least one visit to The Great White North.

Posted by: Edith Prickley at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (JM9I6)

53 ays it right up front: snow leopard video made with AI.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 07:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

Me no see

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (bvDnE)

54 Heh


Shoulda read the comments before commenting. Oh well.

Shoot me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (yEz+x)

55 Everyone's a critic.

Posted by: Ai Wei-Wei at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (Ot/FD)

56 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts. -TMZ



She's available, boys.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (CNl8/)

57 25 Fuckin' Mark Sanford is pulling 4th
---

Did they throw him and his lover out of Argentina?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (vOxCS)

58 Youtube is full of AI generated crap now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)

59 Shoot me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (yEz+x)


Bang.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 07:59 PM (ExV1e)

60 Rush fans are a particular demographic of males and some females that like what Rush offers-intelligent lyrics, stellar musicianship, and a long career in music.

Others may like Taylor Swift. The two are not the same.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 07:49 PM (E4rtv)

OK, lol, but there are other kinds, than just those two.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 07:59 PM (zYpTz)

61 "The good news is i'm spending all your money on freezing my eggs.

The bad news is you still can't fertilize them."

Oof. Fuckin' hell, Sandy. Way to kick a guy in the nuts.

At least she can't get alimony from the poor dipshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (Ot/FD)

62 Had a crown fall off my tooth. Scheduled to have it fixed tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Clean it. Super Glue Gel. Bite Down. Done.

Posted by: Saved A Bundle at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (JM9I6)

63 My mom collected Elephant figurines. It became easy to buy her gifts for Christmas, birthdays, Mother's Days , etc.

When she passed I had about 200 high quality elephant figurines and another hundred that were nice but not really worth anything. I could have sold the good ones on the intertubes but I'm lazy so I brought them to an antique shop for consignment sale. it's been a year and sold about half of them. Deal was 60/40. Wish I wasn't lazy.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:53 PM (bvDnE)

If you haven't done so already, take a gander at Nick Fox's YT channel, Millennial Inheritance. 377 videos of situations like yours.
https://tinyurl.com/Nick-Fox-YT

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (wVcYX)

64 I like that an elephant's finishing attack move is, "proceed forward".

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)

65 56 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts. -TMZ
---

He left her a long time ago. She was interfering with his love life.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (vOxCS)

66
Fuckin' Mark Sanford is pulling 4th
---

Did they throw him and his lover out of Argentina?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


He ought to move to Los Angeles and buy a junkyard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 08:01 PM (Cqx++)

67
New York in the 1930s. Needs more homeless encampments, squeegee guys and "street artists".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)

68 It doesn't say AI if you watch the vid direct from aos. At least from what I says.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 08:01 PM (bvDnE)

69 There's probably some type of female that likes Rush AND Taylor Swift. Take caution though, and be sure to check the eyes.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 08:01 PM (MWfyi)

70 Rush fans are a particular demographic of males and some females that like what Rush offers-intelligent lyrics, stellar musicianship, and a long career in music.

So... kind of like Babymetal if the girls in Babymetal were unattractive, didn't do a choreo routine to metal, and the lead singer were painful to listen to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:02 PM (ExV1e)

71 62 Had a crown fall off my tooth. Scheduled to have it fixed tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Clean it. Super Glue Gel. Bite Down. Done.
Posted by: Saved A Bundle at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (JM9I6)

And the money you save can go towards treating your crippling mandible infection!

Hooray!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 08:02 PM (Ot/FD)

72 60 Rush fans are a particular demographic of males and some females that like what Rush offers-intelligent lyrics, stellar musicianship, and a long career in music.

Others may like Taylor Swift. The two are not the same.
Posted by: whig
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But neither represent what one would call mature music.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 08:02 PM (vOxCS)

73
He called off the engagement with the Argentine Firecracker way back. Didn't last.

He's still single, ladies.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 08:02 PM (w6EFb)

74 Geddy Lee's nose is even more impressive viewed with 3-D glasses.

Posted by: Nostrildamus.. at August 11, 2026 08:02 PM (JM9I6)

75 Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (wVcYX)

Thanks for the info.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 08:02 PM (bvDnE)

76 Clean it. Super Glue Gel. Bite Down. Done.
Posted by: Saved A Bundle at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (JM9I6)


You can buy dental glue at most pharmacies. Not too expensive. I'd still see the dentist, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:03 PM (ExV1e)

77 There's probably some type of female that likes Rush AND Taylor Swift. Take caution though, and be sure to check the eyes.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 08:01 PM (MWfyi)

Don't Touch Me !

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 08:03 PM (bvDnE)

78 I had a crown come off a tooth. I got some stuff from a drugstore to put it on temporarily. Told my dentist about it and he laughed and said "So you're a dentist now". Didn't do anything with it. It held for ten years. It's the same cement they use.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 11, 2026 08:04 PM (bkuEU)

79 He said "baby the juice ain't worth the squeeze" and she said "that's alright baby I hate juice. Free Palestine!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 08:04 PM (Ot/FD)

80 4 The band Rush used to feature an introduction by Count Floyd. I can't understand why there aren't more female Rush fans.

I saw that a couple of times, Count Floyd on the giant video screen. They also had Bob and Doug Mackenzie and some other Canadian celebs I can't remember. And they'd show their South Park appearance.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:38 PM (2Drhq)

They counted seven one time at a concert. It was a record.

The shortest line to the women’s restroom at any public event or facility has been and always will be at a Rush concert.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 08:04 PM (4g5V+)

81 "I can't understand why there aren't more female Rush fans."

Chicks aren't big into going from 7/4 to 4/4 to 6/8 to 13/8 to 5/4 to... in one song. Girls just wanna have fun, not do natural science.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 08:04 PM (DZ9Lv)

82 And the money you save can go towards treating your crippling mandible infection!

Hooray!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I said clean it!

Posted by: Safety Patrol at August 11, 2026 08:04 PM (JM9I6)

83
Geddy Lee's nose is even more impressive viewed with 3-D glasses.
Posted by: Nostrildamus..


Looks like Angine de Poitrine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 08:05 PM (Cqx++)

84 I said clean it!
Posted by: Safety Patrol at August 11, 2026 08:04 PM (JM9I6)

Swished it under the faucet and everything

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 08:05 PM (Ot/FD)

85 Walmart, Walgreens, etc sell tooth kits that allow you to put an airtight, functioning (you can chew and drink) cover over that exposed tooth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 08:05 PM (vOxCS)

86 66
Fuckin' Mark Sanford is pulling 4th
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Did they throw him and his lover out of Argentina?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

He ought to move to Los Angeles and buy a junkyard.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 08:01 PM (Cqx++)

Yeah, except he’s a little too pale.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 08:05 PM (4g5V+)

87 I could not name a Rush song and I can't stand Taylor Swift. Last modern group I really listened to is "Dire Straits".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 08:05 PM (Tgq0P)

88 Youtube is full of AI generated crap now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)

Somebody ought to start a video-sharing site, and call it TrueTube. No AI permitted at all. No ads, and no "monetizing". You post a video, and it gets a million views? You get, get this, fuck all. You want to to use a portion of your video time to sell merch, beg for donations, or promote a sponsor, fine, do that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 08:06 PM (1z8ji)

89 You can't really dance to Rush, just move around like a spaz, so I suppose that might have something to do with it.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 08:07 PM (MWfyi)

90 43 I would like Rush more if it wasn't for the singing.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:56 PM (MWfyi)

I don't like a lot of the compositions. Yes, they are musically complex, and I can appreciate that. But a lot of Rush music is awkward ear worms (lookin' at you, Free Will, Tom Sawyer, and others). They are not melodic nor pleasant to have in my head.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 08:07 PM (zYpTz)

91 Funny. Hadrian is wed to Her Majesty, yet he has the crown.

Posted by: The Royal Jools at August 11, 2026 08:07 PM (JM9I6)

92 Somebody ought to start a video-sharing site, and call it TrueTube. No AI permitted at all. No ads, and no "monetizing". You post a video, and it gets a million views? You get, get this, fuck all. You want to to use a portion of your video time to sell merch, beg for donations, or promote a sponsor, fine, do that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 08:06 PM (1z8ji)


How would you pay for developing the site, policing that there was no AI or pedo stuff, and paying for the bandwidth?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:07 PM (ExV1e)

93 89 You can't really dance to Rush, just move around like a spaz, so I suppose that might have something to do with it.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 08:07 PM (MWfyi)

Eh, that's how I dance to everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 08:08 PM (Ot/FD)

94 As a friend of mine once told me, the day Rush is appreciated will come a few years after the last surviving member of the band dies.

They will be loved only when they are gone. (H/t, Nightwish)

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 08:08 PM (4g5V+)

95 Looks like Angine de Poitrine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 08:05 PM (Cqx++)


Is that "extra gravy" or "extra cheese curds" on the fries?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 08:09 PM (rbvCR)

96 I bet a chick could belt out rush lyrics pretty well, right in their upper soprano. Or, a chick Rush cover band. Get some altos and mezzos in there.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2026 08:09 PM (3uBP9)

97 But a lot of Rush music is awkward ear worms (lookin' at you, Free Will, Tom Sawyer, and others). They are not melodic nor pleasant to have in my head.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Those are two of Rush's best songs. The fills in Tom Sawyer are classic. And how can you not love a song about choosing bathyspheres?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 08:09 PM (DZ9Lv)

98 Wow, polynikes.

That’s really cool. Do you sell any of your work?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 08:10 PM (yEz+x)

99 I have to get up extra eary
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)

100 I had a crown come off a tooth. I got some stuff from a drugstore to put it on temporarily. Told my dentist about it and he laughed and said "So you're a dentist now". Didn't do anything with it. It held for ten years. It's the same cement they use.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I don't think they use cement anymore. Last time I had a crown put on they used an adhesive that required some kind of light wand to cure it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2026 08:10 PM (lJ0H4)

101 96 I bet a chick could belt out rush lyrics pretty well, right in their upper soprano. Or, a chick Rush cover band. Get some altos and mezzos in there.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2026 08:09 PM (3uBP9)

All female Rush cover band?

What are they called, "I'm just getting my makeup on stop yelling"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 08:11 PM (Ot/FD)

102
They will be loved only when they are gone. (H/t, Nightwish)

Posted by: Cow Demon
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And loved that they are gone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 08:11 PM (vOxCS)

103 How would you pay for developing the site, policing that there was no AI or pedo stuff, and paying for the bandwidth?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:07 PM (ExV1e)

Volume.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 08:11 PM (1z8ji)

104 She's available, boys.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (CNl8/)

I’d have to drink three six packs just to look at her face (h/t, Anthrax).

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 08:11 PM (4g5V+)

105 Those are two of Rush's best songs. The fills in Tom Sawyer are classic. And how can you not love a song about choosing bathyspheres?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 08:09 PM (DZ9Lv)

I didn't say they're not good. I just don't find them pleasant to listen to. And then those weird tunes stick in my head, and I can't get them out, and it's 3 am and I still can't sleep because of them. That's all.

Dire Straits definitely more my speed, Fen.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 08:13 PM (zYpTz)

106 100 I had a crown come off a tooth. I got some stuff from a drugstore to put it on temporarily. Told my dentist about it and he laughed and said "So you're a dentist now". Didn't do anything with it. It held for ten years. It's the same cement they use.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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It was a week and a half before my appointment.
By the time I had the appointment I was thinking, 'and I'm paying how much for this?'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 08:13 PM (vOxCS)

107 I bet a chick could belt out rush lyrics pretty well, right in their upper soprano. Or, a chick Rush cover band. Get some altos and mezzos in there.
Posted by: banana Dream

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fFGdl3_k0Q

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 08:13 PM (DZ9Lv)

108
Norman and Fry remain neck and neck for 2nd place with about 32% of statewide votes in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 08:13 PM (w6EFb)

109 I've been to a ton of Prog band live shows and they're all sausage fests. I've seen YES countless times and they draw fewer females than Rush.
Posted by: Delurker


Dream Theater, same. The few gals there all had their "I'm here with my boyfriend and he owes me one now" faces on.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 08:14 PM (VHUov)

110 59 Shoot me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (yEz+x)

Bang.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Missed.


Fundamentals.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 08:15 PM (yEz+x)

111 And loved that they are gone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 08:11 PM (vOxCS)

You will listen to them at that point, and then say “This is awesome! When are they going on tour?” I’ll be nearby to tell you the truth: no more. They came, they dropped a ton of genius music, and left, and now are off the mortal coil. All that we have left are the recordings and the memories of those who appreciated them while they were here.

At which point the tears start to flow.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 08:15 PM (4g5V+)

112 I like that an elephant's finishing attack move is, "proceed forward".
Posted by: banana Dream


Elephant used Freakin' Big!

It's super effective!

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov)

113 Missed.


Fundamentals.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 08:15 PM (yEz+x)


That's fair. I should practice more.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:19 PM (ExV1e)

114 AOC is available now?

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at August 11, 2026 08:19 PM (Q+gd/)

115 "Dance, Dance, Dance" is a song by the American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1965 album Beach Boys Today! Written by Brian Wilson, Carl Wilson, and Mike Love, it was first issued as a single in October 1964, backed with "The Warmth of the Sun".

"Dance, Dance, Dance" marked Carl's first recognized writing contribution to a Beach Boys single, his contribution being the song's primary guitar riff and solo.

"Dance, Dance, Dance" was composed by Brian and Carl Wilson, while the lyrics were written by Brian and Mike Love. Although many pop songs raise their key at the start of a final chorus, "Dance, Dance, Dance" subverts this convention by modulating in the middle of the verse.

As performed by The Fendertones, a quality father & son Beach Boys tribute band.
https://youtu.be/I3vs06IhjIo

Chicks are dancing their balls off to this one.

Posted by: Count de Monet copies Wiki at August 11, 2026 08:19 PM (wVcYX)

116 Rush was initially at least a serious stoner/pothead band.
A little more cerebral than the Zeppelin or later AC/DC crew.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:19 PM (/TJTM)

117 You will listen to them at that point, and then say “This is awesome! When are they going on tour?” I’ll be nearby to tell you the truth: no more. They came, they dropped a ton of genius music, and left, and now are off the mortal coil. All that we have left are the recordings and the memories of those who appreciated them while they were here.

At which point the tears start to flow.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 08:15 PM (4g5V+)


You have a rich fantasy life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:20 PM (ExV1e)

118

U tube has a video of a cat running a black bear out of a yard in BC.

Pretty cool cat.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 08:20 PM (/QHx4)

119
Elephant used Freakin' Big!

It's super effective!
Posted by: mikeski


Quantity has a quality of its own.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 08:21 PM (Cqx++)

120 Damn I thought I joined a Nickleback bashing thread but it's only Rush.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 08:21 PM (bvDnE)

121 That’s really cool. Do you sell any of your work?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 08:10 PM (yEz+x)

I do but I don't market it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 08:22 PM (bvDnE)

122 "Rush was initially at least a serious stoner/pothead band."

Then Alex and Geddy found coke. I think Neil stayed with the pot. He was the cerebral one.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 08:22 PM (DZ9Lv)

123 107 I bet a chick could belt out rush lyrics pretty well, right in their upper soprano. Or, a chick Rush cover band. Get some altos and mezzos in there.
Posted by: banana Dream

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fFGdl3_k0Q

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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Cheeky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 08:23 PM (vOxCS)

124 Exactly 250 years ago to the day (August 10), King George III of Great Britain found out that the American colonies, through the Continental Congress, had declared themselves free and independent states.

fucking wankers
go kill them

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur)

125 I don't think they use cement anymore. Last time I had a crown put on they used an adhesive that required some kind of light wand to cure it.
Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2026 08:10 PM (lJ0H4)
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Dental adhesive is pretty amazing stuff. According to my dentist, it actually forms a chemical bond with your tooth enamel. The downside is if a filling becomes cracked, that will take away some of the tooth enamel with it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 08:25 PM (FZ29D)

126 Quantity has a quality of its own.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 08:21 PM (Cqx++)

I believe Bulg would agree.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 08:25 PM (wVcYX)

127 Hilldog or K George

“When subjects, forgetting the duties of obedience and gratitude, presume to arraign their lawful Sovereign before the tribunal of their own passions, it becomes necessary—not for the vindication of authority, which stands secure in God’s ordinance—but for the instruction of the misled and the correction of error, that the Crown should speak plainly,”

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:25 PM (/+uur)

128 Orphaned kitten is adorable and ( although I'm
Not interested in dating her ) the girl is cute too.

Our kitten is hilarious but exhausting . He's clearly never been used to living in a house before although he knows about a litter box. . I just came into a room and he hopped out of a bag on the floor. It started me .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 08:25 PM (DzHyO)

129 Oh no!

TMZ
@TMZ
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 08:26 PM (ndZc7)

130 By that, I meant the fans. Every pothead longhair had a "Rush" T-shirt, it was practically a uniform.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:27 PM (/TJTM)

131 56 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts. -TMZ

She's available, boys.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 07:58 PM (CNl8/)


I married crazy once, long ago. Not doing it again.

I saw this coming when I noticed that she was freezing eggs and not embryos. Keeping her options open.

Or maybe he's had enough of her shit and took a hike.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 08:27 PM (X5Jzz)

132 “When subjects, forgetting the duties of obedience and gratitude, presume to arraign their lawful Sovereign before the tribunal of their own passions, it becomes necessary—not for the vindication of authority, which stands secure in God’s ordinance—but for the instruction of the misled and the correction of error, that the Crown should speak plainly,”
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:25 PM (/+uur)


Six years later...

"They say to blow it out your ass, Your Majesty." -- General Charles Cornwallis

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:28 PM (ExV1e)

133 Or maybe he's had enough of her shit and took a hike.

Posted by: a.moron

Hope he fixed her garbage disposal before taking a hike.

Posted by: Waste King at August 11, 2026 08:29 PM (JM9I6)

134 62 Had a crown fall off my tooth. Scheduled to have it fixed tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Clean it. Super Glue Gel. Bite Down. Done.

Posted by: Saved A Bundle at August 11, 2026 08:00 PM (JM9I6)


I'm as much a "Mr FixIt" as anyone, and a cheap bastard too, but I wouldn't consider doing that.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 08:29 PM (X5Jzz)

135 Our kitten is hilarious but exhausting . He's clearly never been used to living in a house before although he knows about a litter box. . I just came into a room and he hopped out of a bag on the floor. It started me .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 08:25 PM (DzHyO)
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It doesn't take long for cats to figure out the litter box.

Chloe found a suitable litter box within minutes of arriving at my home.

Of course, she'd been holding it in for seven hours in my car until that point, so that may have had something to do with it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 08:29 PM (FZ29D)

136 Or maybe he's had enough of her shit and took a hike.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 08:27 PM (X5Jzz)
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That would be my guess. How long had they been engaged? More than a year? Two years?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 08:31 PM (FZ29D)

137 84 I said clean it!
Posted by: Safety Patrol at August 11, 2026 08:04 PM (JM9I6)

Swished it under the faucet and everything

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 08:05 PM (Ot/FD)


Swish some Everclear around in your mouth first, then swallow the Everclear for "pain management".

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 08:32 PM (X5Jzz)

138 Rush is an acquired taste. I get why some people really dislike them.

But as a general rule, women have a pretty juvenile taste in music. My wife is an exception, she has good taste. Most of the women I've ever known are stuck with a 14yo's musical palate. They want something with a beat you can dance to, and pop lyrics that aren't too challenging.

Where a man might want a nice musical bourbon, they want some 99 bananas.

Sorry, not sorry. It is what it is.

*prepares for incoming*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 08:33 PM (sU/8L)

139 Catering Cart-Gate.

Seth Abramson
@SethAbramson
Here’s a NYT image of the President of the United States fleeing Turkey *inside an airport catering cart* as he leaves members of his own staff and the entire White House traveling press pool to die in a warned-of Iranian military attack over Turkey
Impeach this m*therfucker now

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 08:33 PM (ndZc7)

140

Fuck off Seth

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (/QHx4)

141 Dentists been messing with us for generations. Every visit they say "Bite down". Any idiot knows that only the lower mandible moves, biting up is correct.

Posted by: Moose Jaw, SK at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (JM9I6)

142 Dental adhesive is pretty amazing stuff. According to my dentist, it actually forms a chemical bond with your tooth enamel. The downside is if a filling becomes cracked, that will take away some of the tooth enamel with it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

21st century dentistry. Can't beat it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (lJ0H4)

143 AoC freezing eggs is to motherhood what 2 dudes going to Moms and Margaritas first day of kids in school is to fatherhood.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (/+uur)

144 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 08:29

Good for Chloe. Glad she got some relief It's a nice name too!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (DzHyO)

145 Swish some Everclear around in your mouth first, then swallow the Everclear for "pain management".
Posted by: a.moron

=====

Better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2026 08:35 PM (4HoLg)

146 Dentists been messing with us for generations. Every visit they say "Bite down". Any idiot knows that only the lower mandible moves, biting up is correct.
Posted by: Moose Jaw, SK at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (JM9I6)

Glorified barbers, they is.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 08:36 PM (wVcYX)

147 Yeah, the light thing dentists use is a scam. It's just to drive up the bill. Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Tried And True 3M Adhesives at August 11, 2026 08:36 PM (JM9I6)

148 Enes Kanter Freedom said on Tuesday he’s officially begun his “transition” to a WNBA player

He will be the 4th or 5th most manly looking player in the WNBA

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:36 PM (/+uur)

149 21st century dentistry. Can't beat it.
Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (lJ0H4)
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It really is amazing.

I had to get a root canal not that long ago.

Barely felt a thing. The procedure was amazing. Over and done with in about 15 minutes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 08:36 PM (FZ29D)

150 Seth Abramson needs a fainting couch .

How dare Trump be surrounded by SS agents and pulled from the stage while gun fire was erupting leaving his staff and audience to die !!

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 08:37 PM (bvDnE)

151
This race, minus Darline, is pure regional politics. Ralph Norman is taking the upstate and Fry is taking his district, with Darline roughly second.

Sanford is the spoiler in the Low Country, with that spoilage bleeding up into the Midlands a bit. Norman and Fry are sort of tied below Darline and Sanford.

So, the 2nd place winner will be the Upstate vs the Pee Dee balance of votes for their guy.

If Sanford wasn't in, the Low Country and Midlands could've still split the vote between Norman and Fry, but they could've swung if they wanted to.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 08:37 PM (w6EFb)

152 *sigh

No raptors...

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 08:37 PM (g47mK)

153 As performed by The Fendertones, a quality father & son Beach Boys tribute band.
https://youtu.be/I3vs06IhjIo


10 out of 10 ... well done !

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 11, 2026 08:37 PM (3sXRv)

154 I...may be permanently scarred now. Browsing Reddit, there was an ad with a cute Asian woman in underwear rolling around on a bed. TomBoyX underwear...a little weird, because she doesn't look like a tomboy, but whatever.

Wait...it says it's "tucking" underwear, tested on "tucking" models?!?!?!?

🤮

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 08:38 PM (d8zZq)

155 Hi friends!

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 08:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

156
56% of the vote in, and I'm gonna bet it's gonna be Norman who takes 2nd, so the run-off will be Darline and Norman.

I'm halfway gonna think Norman may just win that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 08:39 PM (w6EFb)

157 Evenin’, All.

Snow leopards are frickin’ awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ)

158 141 Dentists been messing with us for generations. Every visit they say "Bite down". Any idiot knows that only the lower mandible moves, biting up is correct.

Posted by: Moose Jaw, SK at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (JM9I6)


I'll try to remember to correct my dentist next time I see him.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 08:40 PM (X5Jzz)

159 155 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

160 >>>
Wait...it says it's "tucking" underwear, tested on "tucking" models?!?!?!?

🤮

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brough
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Maid in Thailand.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 08:42 PM (vOxCS)

161 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty wasn't that good as a story but the cinematography was up there as the best I've ever scene. The Snow Leopard scene towards the end was good.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 08:43 PM (KC5Lt)

162 DSA It is our turn to try it now
Will you lie and cheat yes
Will you let criminals kill citizens yes
Will you end policing of criminals killing citizens yes
Will you take property without courts yes
Will you end civil rights yes

Seems to be a great plan.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:43 PM (/+uur)

163
Her Majesty has a BCOA board meeting right now. She asked me to pick up some liquor for her when I made a run out this afternoon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 08:43 PM (O0L8i)

164 I mean, where will the eventual successor band find a cat that can withstand that kind of torture.

The thing is Gaddy Lee's voice just kills me. It is so sharp as to be almost tonal to my ear. The thing is when I listen to a cover of a song, I still hear his fucking voice in my head.

Its like Sean Hannity or Ben Shapiro. Nope, cant listen to it.

Dont like it. No sir. But you can enjoy it all you like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

165

One of the jr high boys next door is selling raffle tickets for guns. The money benefits the local youth football league. We bought several.

Wyoming!! What a great state.



Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 08:47 PM (/QHx4)

166 Wait...it says it's "tucking" underwear, tested on "tucking" models?!?!?!?

🤮
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 08:38 PM (d8zZq)

*cue Crying Game music*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

167 142 Dental adhesive is pretty amazing stuff. According to my dentist, it actually forms a chemical bond with your tooth enamel. The downside is if a filling becomes cracked, that will take away some of the tooth enamel with it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

21st century dentistry. Can't beat it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2026 08:34 PM (lJ0H4)


Modern dentistry is one of the many reasons I feel blessed to have been born in the second half of the twentieth century.

Along with indoor plumbing, the vast and varied availability of food, modern medicine, vaccines, modern transportation and communications, and a hundred other things that make our daily lives infinitely better than just a couple of generations ago.

We are truly blessed to be alive today.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 08:47 PM (X5Jzz)

168
And they've called it, Darline and Norman in the runoff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 08:48 PM (w6EFb)

169 If the Three Stooges and W.C. Fields could do a credible job as a dentist, it can't be all that hard.

Posted by: Dr. I.B. Yankem, DDS at August 11, 2026 08:48 PM (JM9I6)

170 145 Swish some Everclear around in your mouth first, then swallow the Everclear for "pain management".
Posted by: a.moron

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Better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2026 08:35 PM (4HoLg)


I though I was pre-law?

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 08:48 PM (X5Jzz)

171 166 Wait...it says it's "tucking" underwear, tested on "tucking" models?!?!?!?

🤮
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 08:38 PM (d8zZq)

*cue Crying Game music*
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lola. L O L A Lola....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at the local karaoke bar at August 11, 2026 08:49 PM (d8zZq)

172 I like Norman's chances.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 08:50 PM (bWZYx)

173
Lola. L O L A Lola....
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at the local karaoke bar at August 11, 2026 08:49 PM (d8zZq)

'Tastes just like cherry cola'

Iirc the lyrics correctly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s)

174 Wait...it says it's "tucking" underwear, tested on "tucking" models?!?!?!?

🤮
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 08:38 PM (d8zZq)
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This is why the rest of us stay safely inside the boundaries of AoSHQ.

Once we step outside the blog, there's no telling what horrors we'll face!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 08:51 PM (FZ29D)

175 Her Majesty has a BCOA board meeting right now. She asked me to pick up some liquor for her when I made a run out this afternoon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


LOL. What did you buy her?

Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2026 08:51 PM (lJ0H4)

176 Better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2026 08:35 PM (4HoLg)


I though I was pre-law?
Posted by: a.moron

It's all fine as long as you aren't pre-diabetic.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at August 11, 2026 08:51 PM (d8zZq)

177 I can't understand why there aren't more female are any Rush fans.

FIFY.

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 11, 2026 08:52 PM (epk1g)

178 LOL. What did you buy her?
Posted by: Tuna

ValuRight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 08:52 PM (bWZYx)

179 Modern dentistry is one of the many reasons I feel blessed to have been born in the second half of the twentieth century.

Along with indoor plumbing, the vast and varied availability of food, modern medicine, vaccines, modern transportation and communications, and a hundred other things that make our daily lives infinitely better than just a couple of generations ago.

We are truly blessed to be alive today.

Posted by: a.moron
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Conveniences almost beyond imagination.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 08:52 PM (XeU6L)

180 178 LOL. What did you buy her?
Posted by: Tuna

ValuRight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

That's not what the ladies like!

Posted by: Boone's Farm, Bartels and James, White Claw, etc at August 11, 2026 08:53 PM (d8zZq)

181 But neither represent what one would call mature music.

Posted by: Braenyard

Depends on what you call mature, I cannot stand opera singing for example--I can appreciate the raw talent needed to sing like that at volume but I don't care to listen to it. Not too fond of cRAP either but I can see why others like it. Techno bores me.

Other than that, I can listen to Sousa marches, classical in whatever format, jazz although some of the bebop is not my favorite, rock, pop, country, even folk music. So mature is simply a term in the case of music is what I like is mature and what I don't like is immature.

FWIW, classical piano trained as a yute for years--hands too small to be a great pianist though. So I played boogie woogie when teacher was outside the room.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)

182 YD,
I love NeilYoung, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty

Their voices are not optimal. The music and lyrics are.

But I just can’t get past Geddy Lee. It’s so bad.

I love love love Billy Bragg and Wilco.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 08:55 PM (zFqBN)

183 Edgar Buchanan (Uncle Joe, movin' kinda' slow) was a dentist.

Posted by: So Was His Wife at August 11, 2026 08:57 PM (JM9I6)

184 So I played boogie woogie when teacher was outside the room.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:54 PM


Boogie-woogie has some dedicated fans in Europe. I ran into a guy from Amsterdam once who talked my ear off after somehow I revealed I knew a little about it. He said he's not alone, and apparently Germany and some of the Scandis harbor some, too.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 08:59 PM (0sNs1)

185 168
And they've called it, Darline and Norman in the runoff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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Did my brother take care of you?
I'm my brother's keeper.
I'll take care of you.
_Love, Darline

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 09:00 PM (vOxCS)

186 Dont like it. No sir. But you can enjoy it all you like.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Saw them at their popular peak at a couple of shows. Great shows--one of them used the soon to be banned festival seating aka sort it on the floor as there were no seats (Nashville in 82-3 I think).

Back in those 70's to 80's days, tickets were affordable for yutes, lots of bands touring, and you did not have to be a billionaire to get good seats--just queue up. Ticketmaster and the assorted scum with their own computerized scalping ruined concert music. The money was there so Ticketmaster and bands still relevant enough to draw people set up perfect price discrimination using the scalper's model.

That outpriced it for the fans while catering to the social and money snobs there to be seen with the best seats.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:00 PM (E4rtv)

187 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reportedly secretly split from her longtime fiancé years before she decided to freeze her eggs.

The controversial New York congresswoman broke up with Riley Roberts and called off their engagement almost two years ago.

Ocasio-Cortez and Roberts met when they were both undergraduates at Boston University.

The two were last pictured together at the 2021 Met Gala, and Ocasio-Cortez announced their engagement the following year.

But about 18 months ago, the engagement was suddenly called off, according to Leigh Ann Caldwell, the chief Washington correspondent for Puck News.

It is unclear what may have led up to the split, but insiders have said Ocasio-Cortez stopped wearing her engagement ring in the months before they decided not to get married.

The news comes as Ocasio-Cortez announced that she is in the process of freezing her eggs and documenting the process.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 11, 2026 09:02 PM (0sNs1)

188 Boogie-woogie has some dedicated fans in Europe. I ran into a guy from Amsterdam once who talked my ear off after somehow I revealed I knew a little about it. He said he's not alone, and apparently Germany and some of the Scandis harbor some, too.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Haven't played in years as moving constantly early on, you can't really tote a piano along. But I still get a kick out of ragtime, boogie woogie, zydeco and the Louisiana N'awlins pianists like Professor Longhair and Dr. John.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:03 PM (E4rtv)

189 > It is unclear what may have led up to the split

She got tired as serving as a beard for that pudgy little Birkenstock-wearing manlet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:03 PM (IG3/x)

190
Here's a local station page with a heat map type display of county results, and that shows the regional dynamic at play:

https://t.ly/g3f0X

Norman big in the upstate, Fry big in the Pee Dee, and Darline in the Midlands and everywhere else, with Sanford being the Low Country spoiler. Darline did pull ahead of Sanford by a little in Charleston.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 09:03 PM (w6EFb)

191
Hubby and I are old, we have no idea about popular music. The grandkids are here a couple of times a week and they listen to stuff that sounds like shit. We don't care, we are happy they are here.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 09:03 PM (/QHx4)

192 It's all fine as long as you aren't pre-diabetic.
Posted by: Wilford Brimley

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If you're the real wilford Brimley, say 'die-uh-bee-tees'

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2026 09:03 PM (4HoLg)

193 FWIW, classical piano trained as a yute for years--hands too small to be a great pianist though. So I played boogie woogie when teacher was outside the room.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)

Didja have a cartoon mouse help you out?
https://youtu.be/fZtk2IgK644

Rhapsody Rabbit

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:04 PM (wVcYX)

194 I missed the thread earlier about Talarico's fake republican supporters, but it meshes with a feel I get about Talarico's entire campaign - it's all fake! The supporters are fake, the polls are fake, the candidate is fake, nothing about it is real in any sense. It's all a big op.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 09:04 PM (edUvp)

195 By the way, Sandy... I'm sure Elon would be happy to give you a kid. Remember when you two were flirting on Twiter (as it was then)?

You wouldn't be the first crazy bitch he's knocked up.

At least he's rich enough to avoid most of the consequences of sticking it in crazy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:05 PM (IG3/x)

196 This is as close as I ever get to a Rush argument:

I love them. A huge part of the soundtrack of my youth. Colossally talented musicians (Geddy's singing aside).

Analog Kid was me as a bored teenager. Prolly my favorite Rush song. I also love Losing It, from the same album.

That is all.

Carry on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

197 We are truly blessed to be alive today.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 08:47 PM (X5Jzz)

We could live in far more joyful times if the Left weren't such hateful cocksuckers and the Right weren't such pussy traitors. I can't believe I had the fortune to grow up in the 80's and 90's and therefore know for certain all their commie race and class bullshit is just retarded lies. People got along a lot better before the Left stuck their snout into everyone's anus.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:06 PM (vE0+H)

198 Conveniences almost beyond imagination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 08:52 PM (XeU6L)

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But but but slavery, man!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2026 09:06 PM (/wPHZ)

199 That outpriced it for the fans while catering to the social and money snobs there to be seen with the best seats.
Posted by: whig

Tickets to the Sept. 3, 1977 concert at Englishtown Raceway in NJ featuring the Grateful Dead, NRPS, and the Marshall Tucker Band were $10. Fourteen hours of live music for ten bucks.

Posted by: Kinda Hot And Humid, But Great Fun at August 11, 2026 09:06 PM (JM9I6)

200 My husband is explaining martial arts to me. I piss him off by calling everything karate.

Posted by: nckate at August 11, 2026 09:06 PM (enNUy)

201 200 My husband is explaining martial arts to me. I piss him off by calling everything karate.
Posted by: nckate at August 11, 2026 09:06 PM (enNUy)

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The joke's on you. Everybody was kung fu fighting.

Posted by: Carl Douglas at August 11, 2026 09:07 PM (/wPHZ)

202 My husband is explaining martial arts to me. I piss him off by calling everything karate.
Posted by: nckate


Amp it up. Call it all "Pedant-style Kung Fu."

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 09:08 PM (VHUov)

203 It is unclear what may have led up to the split
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I think it was a classic case of who gives a shit.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:08 PM (vE0+H)

204 182 YD,
I love NeilYoung, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty

Their voices are not optimal. The music and lyrics are.

But I just can’t get past Geddy Lee. It’s so bad.

I love love love Billy Bragg and Wilco.
Posted by: nurse ratched

You might like Fairport Convention (had Sandy Denny in it and Richard Thompson among others)--look up her version of Where Does the Time Go (she is also on a couple of Led Zep songs). Richard and Linda Thompson were married for a time and put out some stellar music in the 70's to the early 80's. And Richard is still trucking along even now.

And Richard has a puckish sense of humor

Here he is presenting live, one of the songs he covers in 800 years of Music tour (started as a pure folkie and then became something).

Posted it earlier but you might get a kick out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WGsMplGxU

FWIW, Fenelon, he lives now part time in New Jersey but originally Scottish. Plays clean music safe for all ages.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:08 PM (E4rtv)

205 The news comes as Ocasio-Cortez announced that she is in the process of freezing her eggs and documenting the process.

I'm okay with her not successfully reproducing, and leading many of her fellow travelers along the same path to genetic oblivion.

Or, I'm willing to take one for the team and breed with her. Won't tell her about the vasectomy until it's too late!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 11, 2026 09:09 PM (d8zZq)

206 200 My husband is explaining martial arts to me. I piss him off by calling everything karate.
Posted by: nckate at August 11, 2026 09:06 PM (enNUy)

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The joke's on you. Everybody was kung fu fighting.
Posted by: Carl Douglas at August 11, 2026 09:07 PM (/wPHZ)

Repeatedly ask him which one is Bruce Lee. He'll love you for it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:09 PM (wVcYX)

207 Haven't played in years as moving constantly early on, you can't really tote a piano along. But I still get a kick out of ragtime, boogie woogie, zydeco and the Louisiana N'awlins pianists like Professor Longhair and Dr. John.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:03 PM (E4rtv)

I had a dear grandmother, long since passed away, who was a very quiet homemaker, stereotypical 40's and 50's housewife who took care of the family. Never learned to read music.

And yet if Grandpa could talk her into it, she could sit down and play ragtime on the piano, all off the top of her head, no sheet music, that would make any bar crowd stand up and cheer! She never explained, she'd just say "well it's in my head."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 09:09 PM (edUvp)

208 Tickets to the Sept. 3, 1977 concert at Englishtown Raceway in NJ featuring the Grateful Dead, NRPS, and the Marshall Tucker Band were $10. Fourteen hours of live music for ten bucks.
Posted by: Kinda Hot And Humid

I've been cleaning up basement over time and came across my stash of old ticket stubs to concerts. Highest was in the early 90's for Billy Joel in Memphis at about 20 bucks after taxes and ticketmaster. Most were between 8-14 bucks though.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:10 PM (E4rtv)

209

AOC's beard is lucky he got away alive. Maybe he did not like the idea he might be the First Pussyman.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 09:10 PM (/QHx4)

210 Are we talking the Great Pee Dee River, or The Little Pee Dee River?

Posted by: Low Country Louie at August 11, 2026 09:10 PM (JM9I6)

211 The two were last pictured together at the 2021 Met Gala, and Ocasio-Cortez announced their engagement the following year.

But about 18 months ago, the engagement was suddenly called off, according to Leigh Ann Caldwell, the chief Washington correspondent for Puck News.

It is unclear what may have led up to the split, but insiders have said Ocasio-Cortez stopped wearing her engagement ring in the months before they decided not to get married.


So, "last pictured together" in 2021.

Engaged in 2022.

Disengaged in 2025?

If that's true..... If the paparazzi can't get one picture of you together in 3 years, and you're dating a camera whore like AOC, then you were never her fiance, dude. You were a convenient excuse to brush off all the guys who just wanted to date her.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 09:10 PM (VHUov)

212 AOC's beard is lucky he got away alive. Maybe he did not like the idea he might be the First Pussyman.

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Cuck Consort

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2026 09:11 PM (/wPHZ)

213 If that's true..... If the paparazzi can't get one picture of you together in 3 years, and you're dating a camera whore like AOC, then you were never her fiance, dude. You were a convenient excuse to brush off all the guys who just wanted to date her.
Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 09:10 PM (VHUov)

Now do Talaricos GF

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:11 PM (/+uur)

214 Ocasio-Cortez and Roberts met when they were both undergraduates at Boston University...It is unclear what may have led up to the split...

She went from being an undergrad with no prospects to a congresswoman with national office ambition and thought she could do/deserved better? Doesn't seem too difficult to understand (except why she waited this long if she's considering children).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 11, 2026 09:13 PM (d8zZq)

215 200 My husband is explaining martial arts to me. I piss him off by calling everything karate.
Posted by: nckate at August 11, 2026 09:06 PM (enNUy)

Ask him is there is a better Karate movie than fistful of yen!

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:13 PM (/+uur)

216 I love love love Billy Bragg and Wilco.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I swear mention Billy Bragg to Brit Lass and she will go on for the next hour at least. An hour!

That or Thatcher breaking the working class by selling them their council houses at a discount and offering them the promise of a VCR. I joke that that's all she's gonna go on about if heaven forfend she ever becomes demented.

But now of course she's gun totin' red-blooded neo-nazified geraldo nose-breaking ultra MAGA.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:13 PM (vE0+H)

217 213 If that's true..... If the paparazzi can't get one picture of you together in 3 years, and you're dating a camera whore like AOC, then you were never her fiance, dude. You were a convenient excuse to brush off all the guys who just wanted to date her.
Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 09:10 PM (VHUov)

Now do Talaricos GF

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:11 PM (/+uur)


You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school. In Canada.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 09:14 PM (X5Jzz)

218 And yet if Grandpa could talk her into it, she could sit down and play ragtime on the piano, all off the top of her head, no sheet music, that would make any bar crowd stand up and cheer! She never explained, she'd just say "well it's in my head."
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Piano in the home used to be the live entertainment for a lot of people. I could read music and still can despite years since doing it but I am in awe of those that can do what your grandmother did. I had to work up for the yearly show that my piano teacher put us through. I had strong hands so she put me playing modern composers with crashing chords--Bartok, Persichetti, etc. rather than something like DeBussy, Bach, or Mozart. Did decent on waltz accompaniments too.

Came across the old recital programs cleaning up as well. About the digitize the lot but may make a memory box out of the ticket stubs.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:14 PM (E4rtv)

219 Freezing eggs at 35 is like getting car insurance when it has 100k on the clock.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:14 PM (/+uur)

220 Tickets for all the big names were between $5.50 and $7.50 back in the day at the Hippodrome in flyover country.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 09:14 PM (lYuPF)

221 Posted it earlier but you might get a kick out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WGsMplGxU

FWIW, Fenelon, he lives now part time in New Jersey but originally Scottish. Plays clean music safe for all ages.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:08 PM (E4rtv)

I always like Fairport Convention!
It reminds me I played some Jethro Tull for my 12 year old grandson, and he said "yeah that's pretty cool, they're kind of a pirate band aren't they?"

And I said "yeah, I hadn't thought of that but you're right, they're a Pirate Band."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 09:15 PM (edUvp)

222 You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school. In Canada.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 09:14 PM (X5Jzz)

Georgia

Georgia Glass

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:15 PM (/+uur)

223 @204: Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:08 PM (E4rtv)
****
Whig, Fairport Convention is a favorite of mine. I listen to them often. Sandy Denny's voice is sweet.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 11, 2026 09:16 PM (21GCO)

224 >>>She went from being an undergrad with no prospects to a congresswoman with national office ambition and thought she could do/deserved better? Doesn't seem too difficult to understand (except why she waited this long if she's considering children).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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She has no intention to have a child. She's splitting the difference, getting attention and riding the fence between abortion advocates and women who have or will have children.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 09:17 PM (vOxCS)

225 When I was a teen, we could sometimes scrape up enough money for concert tickets by collecting soda bottles and aluminum cans.

You'd need a pickup load to do that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:17 PM (IG3/x)

226 Freezing her eggs and keeping them frozen ain't carbon neutral.

Posted by: davidt at August 11, 2026 09:18 PM (Q+gd/)

227 “Allegheny County Elections Division Manager David Voye said Allegheny County does not have a system to verify citizenship for voters.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:19 PM (/+uur)

228
I don't know who would be the worst president. Kamala or AOC.

It is scary to think about.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 09:19 PM (/QHx4)

229 In 1920 more than 20% of Americans could play the piano.

Posted by: No Radio, Few Recordings at August 11, 2026 09:19 PM (JM9I6)

230 225 When I was a teen, we could sometimes scrape up enough money for concert tickets by collecting soda bottles and aluminum cans.

You'd need a pickup load to do that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Attending concerts is a human right! Under a DSA administration, all concert tickets are free, as well as refreshments, including mind-altering substances!

Posted by: New DSA platform plank at August 11, 2026 09:20 PM (d8zZq)

231 Leggo my Eggo

Posted by: AoC at August 11, 2026 09:20 PM (/+uur)

232 I always like Fairport Convention!
It reminds me I played some Jethro Tull for my 12 year old grandson, and he said "yeah that's pretty cool, they're kind of a pirate band aren't they?"

And I said "yeah, I hadn't thought of that but you're right, they're a Pirate Band."
Posted by: Tom Servo

Heh. Richard Thompson got a call from Playboy about what he could contribute to a project of the top popular music from the 1000's onwards. He started to do some research as he was already well acquainted with a lot of really old English and Scottish folksongs from playing them for years. Never heard another word from Playboy but decided to cut an album with some of his chums and then tour. You can listen to the whole album on Youtube (about 26 songs).

Live concert of him with band playing the songs on the album is here. About 1 hour 47 minutes on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZdU-snqTs&t=88s
Seminar in musicology and Thompson is noted for his wry commentary during the concert on the songs.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:21 PM (E4rtv)

233 Like the elephant photo. Lately I've been thinking about getting back into B&W film (i.e. not digital) photography after laying it aside for college some 40 years ago.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 09:21 PM (vTZFs)

234 What? It's defrosting?

Posted by: A.O.C. at August 11, 2026 09:22 PM (Q+gd/)

235 Whig, Fairport Convention is a favorite of mine. I listen to them often. Sandy Denny's voice is sweet.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly
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Beautiful in fact. Sandy and Richard along with the rest of Fairport Convention were driving to a gig and crashed---killed a band member and I think Thompson's girlfriend. And that worsened Denny's mental state.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:23 PM (E4rtv)

236
When I was a teen, we could sometimes scrape up enough money for concert tickets by collecting soda bottles and aluminum cans.

You'd need a pickup load to do that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Tickets used to cost the same as an LP.
Then a CD.
Then a whole sound system.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 09:23 PM (Cqx++)

237 Who would want to inseminate or fertilize AOC other than the Hee Haw donkeys? She thinks mighty highly of herself.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 09:23 PM (tvdD1)

238 229 In 1920 more than 20% of Americans could play the piano.
Posted by: No Radio, Few Recordings at August 11, 2026 09:19 PM (JM9I6)

Left arm was crushed under a 1977 Cordoba and after about 5 hours no surgery the doc (Suchter was his name) put it back together thru traction.
I asked will I be able to play the piano and he said NO!
I said great I am a violinist.

Posted by: AoC at August 11, 2026 09:24 PM (/+uur)

239 I think can and bottle fees, the redemption was 5c or 10c as far back as the 1960s, wasn't it?

If they adjusted these for inflation it would be a buck or so, no? That way a feller could go collect beer cans again, to see Rush

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 09:24 PM (lYuPF)

240 You'd need a pickup load to do that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

There are plenty of crappy local bands you can see for peanuts in your community!

Funny enough, while perusing the local events calendar in Hawaii, there are a BUNCH of ancient bands playing. Fleetwood Mac, Air Supply, The Four Tops, Journey...it's like a musical retirement home!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 11, 2026 09:24 PM (d8zZq)

241 off

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:24 PM (/+uur)

242
We live two blocks from the middle school. The football team is there practicing. It is great to hear. They aren't practicing the gay football, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 09:24 PM (/QHx4)

243 234 What? It's defrosting?
Posted by: A.O.C. at August 11, 2026 09:22

Just a temporary power outage in this third world hell hole that you helped create.

Posted by: Rex B at August 11, 2026 09:25 PM (R0XxO)

244 From the previous thread:

145 Ok, this might sound odd. Hasan looks ofd. His upper body when he is standing looks really off. Like not right. Awkward not right. Is he wearing a bullet proof vest under the shirt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (zZu0s)


I don't know exactly, but as an anchor baby raised abroad, he will always be awkward. When other kids were learning how to relate to people, he was a spoiled fat rich Turkish little boy on a pony (there's a photo).

Women can sense weakness, and both Bridget Phetasy and Shoe0nhead have called out Piker's "fat kid energy." No matter that he grew up and hit the gym, on the inside, he will always be that fat kid on a pony.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 09:25 PM (Sy6m/)

245 237 Who would want to inseminate or fertilize AOC other than the Hee Haw donkeys? She thinks mighty highly of herself.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 09:23 PM (tvdD1)


I dunno, probably half the Morons here would step up to do the deed, as long as it was one and done and they didn't have to stick around and talk to her.

Let's face it, most dudes don't have real high standards, and she seems doable, as long as you don't have to spend time with her.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 09:28 PM (X5Jzz)

246 >>>Beautiful in fact. Sandy and Richard along with the rest of Fairport Convention were driving to a gig and crashed---killed a band member and I think Thompson's girlfriend. And that worsened Denny's mental state.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:23 PM (E4rtv)
****
Did not know that, sad story for such talented artists.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 11, 2026 09:28 PM (21GCO)

247 I don't know who would be the worst president. Kamala or AOC.

It is scary to think about.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 09:19 PM (/QHx4)
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I don't think we need to worry about either possibility just yet...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 09:28 PM (FZ29D)

248 Are we talking the Great Pee Dee River, or The Little Pee Dee River?
Posted by: Low Country Louie
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Didyou knwthat Stehen Foster originally wrote the song as 'Way Down Upon the Pee Dee River'? S'true. He never actually even saw the Suwannee River.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 09:29 PM (XeU6L)

249 So Muhammedans got no game.
Other than hate and violence.

We have the chance to walk away. We have oil and gas.
We have power.
Maybe the smart game in Iran is to say fuck you and provide help to build pipelines.


Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:29 PM (/+uur)

250 AOC has begun the process of becoming a potato. I give her 10 years tops.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 09:29 PM (YwEeS)

251 Damned space bar is getting flaky.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 09:30 PM (XeU6L)

252 Crikey. My typing skills have gone to hell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 09:31 PM (XeU6L)

253 So they get 12 eggs
6 will die in the freeze
3 will never IVF
last 3 will take 10% of time (35 YO has less than 15% conceiving with real sex).

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:31 PM (/+uur)

254 239 I think can and bottle fees, the redemption was 5c or 10c as far back as the 1960s, wasn't it?

If they adjusted these for inflation it would be a buck or so, no? That way a feller could go collect beer cans again, to see Rush

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 09:24 PM (lYuPF)


I remember it being a nickle back in the '60s when I was collecting them. Those were returnable/reusable glass bottles that went back to the bottler to be washed and refilled, not the "recyclable" plastic crap we have today.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 09:31 PM (X5Jzz)

255 Richard's comeback album after he and his wife Linda broke up in 1980 or so is the fantastic reunion with a lot of his Fairport Convention mates on Hand of Kindness.

"Tear Stained Letter " is probably his closest to a hit. A zydeco artists put it on the charts in country in the 80's with Judge Reinhold in the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnk_R-1aWwI

Scorching guitar solo x2 in it. And lyrics are funny as heck. This starts and ends fast.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:32 PM (E4rtv)

256 Chinese rocket explodes less than 90 seconds after liftoff

no more yanky my wanky donger need food

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:33 PM (/+uur)

257 I dunno, probably half the Morons here would step up to do the deed, as long as it was one and done and they didn't have to stick around and talk to her.

Let's face it, most dudes don't have real high standards, and she seems doable, as long as you don't have to spend time with her.
Posted by: a.moron
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A couple of years ago, you only had to wait until the bar closed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 09:33 PM (XeU6L)

258 Kansas was about 14 bucks in 1977

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:34 PM (/+uur)

259 256 Chinese rocket explodes less than 90 seconds after liftoff

no more yanky my wanky donger need food

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:33 PM (/+uur)


Appears they don't export all the Yang Poon.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2026 09:34 PM (X5Jzz)

260 Chinese rocket explodes less than 90 seconds after liftoff

no more yanky my wanky donger need food
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Yang boom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 09:34 PM (XeU6L)

261 If Caitlin Clark needs protectors and enforcers on the court, these 'girls' would do a terrific job.

https://tinyurl.com/y59f3nrp

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 09:35 PM (5rh/l)

262 David Crowley
DEM 79,062 42.3%
Francesca Hong
DEM 72,879 39%

cheat coming

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:35 PM (/+uur)

263

Maybe Hunter will fertilize her eggs. Can you imagine how crazy that child would be?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 09:36 PM (/QHx4)

264 If Caitlin Clark needs protectors and enforcers on the court, these 'girls' would do a terrific job.

https://tinyurl.com/y59f3nrp
Posted by: Gref
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rofl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 09:36 PM (XeU6L)

265 Hansen Sisters

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:36 PM (/+uur)

266 Those were returnable/reusable glass bottles that went back to the bottler to be washed and refilled, not the "recyclable" plastic crap we have today
----

The redemption fees (purchase tax really) are intended to prevent litter. Nothing more. I'm just pointing out these haven't been adjusted to keep up with monetary inflation.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 09:36 PM (lYuPF)

267 Did not know that, sad story for such talented artists.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

Touring is a hard life and back then, Fairport was just scrimping along and fighting for fans in an extremely crowded British music scene. Thompson was one of the few that spent all his time doing music and avoided the excessive drinking and drugs that came around playing the pub circuit at 1-3 in the morning.

In an interview, he noted at the time (late sixties) that he saw all the names in rock etc. pass through the audience for the band as they were just winding down from doing their own shows and did not want to go home.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:36 PM (E4rtv)

268 So, I guess this is a good thing

@libsoftiktok 4m
Rep John Larson (D-CT) shrieked like an unhinged maniac that ICE agents are "the SS" and "Gestapo"

He just lost his primary.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2026 09:36 PM (diia5)

269 Had a keyboard with the space bar going out. At first there was one spot that would always work, then you had to hit it hard, then hit it several times and possibly a space or none or several.
That's when I went to Walmart and bought a $10 onn..
Wireless.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 09:37 PM (vOxCS)

270 "Tear Stained Letter " is probably his closest to a hit. A zydeco artists put it on the charts in country in the 80's with Judge Reinhold in the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnk_R-1aWwI

Scorching guitar solo x2 in it. And lyrics are funny as heck. This starts and ends fast.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:32 PM (E4rtv)

My favorite Richard Thompson song is "1952 Vincent Black Lightning" a modern classic outlaw ballad, which has been covered by many artists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 09:37 PM (1z8ji)

271 214 Ocasio-Cortez and Roberts met when they were both undergraduates at Boston University...It is unclear what may have led up to the split...

She went from being an undergrad with no prospects to a congresswoman with national office ambition and thought she could do/deserved better? Doesn't seem too difficult to understand (except why she waited this long if she's considering children).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 11, 2026 09:13 PM (d8zZq)


She's going to run for President. She won't have cred with the idiots if she's still hooked-up with a red-haired white guy. It's as simple as that.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 09:38 PM (5rh/l)

272 229 In 1920 more than 20% of Americans could play the piano.
Posted by: No Radio, Few Recordings

In modern America, over 20% of Democrat men have played the skin flute.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 11, 2026 09:38 PM (d8zZq)

273 I made a trade today and hit my number
Come to Whiskey Wednesday tomorrow and I will by a round

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:39 PM (/+uur)

274

Gref,

That makes perfect sense.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 09:40 PM (/QHx4)

275 She's going to run for President. She won't have cred with the idiots if she's still hooked-up ....

Yup. It has that ... odor to it. Everything is so fake, and gay.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 09:41 PM (lYuPF)

276 >>>In an interview, he noted at the time (late sixties) that he saw all the names in rock etc. pass through the audience for the band as they were just winding down from doing their own shows and did not want to go home.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:36 PM (E4rtv)
*****
What an amazing time to be alive for musicians, I can't even imagine what that must have been like.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 11, 2026 09:41 PM (21GCO)

277 My favorite Richard Thompson song is "1952 Vincent Black Lightning" a modern classic outlaw ballad, which has been covered by many artists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Thompson moves from singing comedy, to heartwrenching, with ease. And he plays a helluva guitar acoustic or electric.

Guy is still touring in his late 70's and having fun at it from all appearances.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:41 PM (E4rtv)

278 262 David Crowley
DEM 79,062 42.3%
Francesca Hong
DEM 72,879 39%

cheat coming

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:35 PM (/+uur)


Ballot 'discovery' and vote counting will continue in Madison as long as it takes to give Hong a safe lead.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 09:41 PM (5rh/l)

279 Chinese rocket explodes less than 90 seconds after liftoff

no more yanky my wanky donger need food
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:33 PM (/+uur)

That's never happened to me before.

Posted by: CNSA at August 11, 2026 09:42 PM (wVcYX)

280 Had a keyboard with the space bar going out. At first there was one spot that would always work, then you had to hit it hard, then hit it several times and possibly a space or none or several.
That's when I went to Walmart and bought a $10 onn..
Wireless.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Good advice, but this is laptop and desk space (a TV tray) is a consideration.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 09:42 PM (XeU6L)

281
I wonder how many Chicom rocket scientists will become organ donors over this?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 09:42 PM (w6EFb)

282 I used to shoot feet and feet of tripanX Kodak.
It was a great film and we did cool things in high school.
I shot every color shot in my HS Senior yearbook (we used a cheap fuji slide film) and about 15% of the BW.

I like framing pics.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/3hNDGrrSrnkGcUz8A

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:43 PM (/+uur)

283 The photographer with the snow leopard looks a lot like Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2026 09:45 PM (ZNpJk)

284 What an amazing time to be alive for musicians, I can't even imagine what that must have been like.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

IRRC, Jimi Hendrix was at one, Who, Rolling Stones, Clapton, Faces, and a bunch of others.

Probably a remnant of that time is one of the 1000 years of songs that Thompson covers is one by Pete Townshend and the Who--A Legal Matter.

Small country, dance and music hall tradition so plenty of venues, and based in London, you could do cheap tours and still return to home base in a reasonable tour. US was and still is a LOT harder to tour than UK was.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:45 PM (E4rtv)

285 Who would want to inseminate or fertilize AOC other than the Hee Haw donkeys?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 09:23 PM


Dude. If it's that, or going back to Morocco, I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at August 11, 2026 09:45 PM (0sNs1)

286 Is Hong really gonna follow the same pattern at the jihadist? HUGE lead in the polling and then a "close" win?

That suggests either the establishment cheating and *failing* for their own candidate (highly unlikely) or the polls being totally fake, and the cheating occurring for the bigger leftard, making it naturally close and no one questions it because they lead so big in the fake polling. Something to keep an eye on.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:46 PM (vE0+H)

287 another

https://photos.app.goo.gl/ZfLYvdtZ7tP1fhmv9

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:47 PM (/+uur)

288 I like framing pics.

Posted by: rhennigantx
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I didn't do it!

Posted by: Framed pic at August 11, 2026 09:47 PM (XeU6L)

289 Holy crap. Imagine having explosive diarrhea for 30 years!

From Deadline.

The Daily Show has been on the air for 30 years, and the production is celebrating by looking back at the audition tapes from some of its most famous correspondents.

Over the years, the Comedy Central late-night news satire show has seen many comedians on screen, and their audition clips prove why they were chosen to be part of the “best f**king news team.”

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 09:49 PM (Sco7b)

290 Rufus, you would probably like the songs that Richard and his ex wife Linda did. Some beautiful albums--Shoot out the Lights and I Want to See The Bright Lights Tonight are fantastic and still in print.
--Standout songs from these albums are Wall of Death (carnival ride), I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight (humorous), and Calvary Cross, (long tour de force featuring guitars and a fearsome vocal by Thompson).

There were at least two earlier albums that are more experimental as Richard became involved in Sufism and mysticism and that was in part why Linda and him broke up eventually.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:51 PM (E4rtv)

291 > If they adjusted these for inflation it would be a buck or so, no? That way a feller could go collect beer cans again, to see Rush
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 09:24 PM (lYuPF)

There was an old farmer where I lived who liked to party, and by party I mean having 30 or 40 people in his yard drinking. You could drive by there and if you heard music and saw a crowd, you could just stop in. ID? What ID?

Needless to say, he had a lot of empty beer cans from this.

He was dumping them in a gully that'd formed in a 40 acre field some distance from the house, presumably in an attempt to check erosion.

Finding that was like finding a friggin' goldmine for a bunch of teens.

I wonder if he ever noticed that the gully somehow never seemed to fill up.

Not that he would likely have given much of a shit if he did. He was one of the most laid-back old timers I've ever met.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:51 PM (IG3/x)

292 Hong Kong Floozy would have been such a nice punchline during election season. We just should have kept our powder dry for a couple weeks.

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 11, 2026 09:54 PM (R86kT)

293 A patient I saw today is the great aunt of Jimi Hendrix.

Sweet lady.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 09:54 PM (yEz+x)

294 293 A patient I saw today is the great aunt of Jimi Hendrix.

Sweet lady.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 09:54 PM (yEz+x)

Was she 110 years old?

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 11, 2026 09:56 PM (R86kT)

295 No. She is not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 09:58 PM (yEz+x)

296 Usually, for celestial phenomena, we get overcast. Or cold. Or cold and overcast. Tonight & tomorrow, the Perseids, best meteor shower of the year, peaks. No (New) Moon, clear skies, warm night (better than that January shower) - could be good. Glad to be out in the country (albeit not as much country as this place used to be).🤠

Posted by: mindful webworker - Swift-Tuttle's gift to us at August 11, 2026 09:58 PM (9wnX8)

297 @290: Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:51 PM (E4rtv)
****
Thank you Whig, I'll check them out. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 11, 2026 10:00 PM (21GCO)

298
It would be a phenomen if we got rain here in SW Wyoming.

This weather year has been very strange.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:00 PM (/QHx4)

299 Bro and friends were partying in his backyard, and one of them had wife & little daughter along.. they had moved out of town, so stayed at bro's place overnight.

Next morning, lil girl looked at the backyard, full of empty cans!

"Daddy! Daddy, look! What's that?!"

"The Beer Fairy came, honey. Isn't that great?"

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 10:00 PM (rdVOm)

300
Lol JQ

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:01 PM (/QHx4)

301 Nothing yet.

But there are 2 vegetables that can help me cut my belly fat!!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 10:01 PM (Sco7b)

302 Surely there's an ONT in here somewhere!

*shakes blog*

Posted by: mindful webworker - soon says 8-ball at August 11, 2026 10:04 PM (9wnX8)

303
Patience Prudence

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:05 PM (/QHx4)

304
The cobloggers do this free. Why? I don't know. Good people.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 10:07 PM (/QHx4)

305 La belle, she is broke.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 10:10 PM (vOxCS)

306 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 10:11 PM (Sco7b)

307 Hubby & I had an aluminum can event...

We both were pop drinkers, and saved cans for recycling. Had bags and bags full of empties on the back porch.

Until doggo found and played with them (!), dragging them one by one into the yard and playing while we were at work.

Came home to see... hundreds of pop cans strewn about the yard, LOL!

Neighbor said she was quite entertained, watching it all unfold.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 10:11 PM (rdVOm)

308 Last rain we got here was at the end of June. And it was cold rain. The high was 59 (the day we had our surveyors department BBQ - heh). Since then, bupkis. Upper 90s, and smoke. So much smoke. the Big Grass fire in the Owyhee is over 555,000 acres now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)

309 LAST!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)

310 The ONT finally fell out
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420926

Posted by: mindful webworker - available now at August 11, 2026 10:12 PM (9wnX8)

311 The cut of the elephant trying to help save a stranded rhino was very sad. It’s a cliche but nature can be really harsh. Love these Cafe clips, Ace, thanks for posting and for sifting through the AI crap for us. Very much appreciated.

Posted by: RM at August 12, 2026 12:14 AM (n/1Oj)

312 117 You will listen to them at that point, and then say “This is awesome! When are they going on tour?” I’ll be nearby to tell you the truth: no more. They came, they dropped a ton of genius music, and left, and now are off the mortal coil. All that we have left are the recordings and the memories of those who appreciated them while they were here.

At which point the tears start to flow.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 08:15 PM (4g5V+)

You have a rich fantasy life.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:20 PM (ExV1e)

Not really. I get easily frustrated when people just can’t accept me but it is what it is.

Posted by: The Truth at August 12, 2026 03:28 AM (ue8gJ)

313 281
I wonder how many Chicom rocket scientists will become organ donors over this?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 09:42 PM (w6EFb)

I’ll just sent them someplace to fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at August 12, 2026 03:29 AM (ue8gJ)

Soon-to-Be Guest on Tuq'r Qarlson, Abdulrahman El-Sayed, Hates Fireworks, Thinks Football is Racist Toxic Masculinity, and Generally Hates All Things About the Country His Parents Chose to Bear Their Anchor-Baby In

Oh -- and he's deleted all of these old blog posts and tweets, though some people were smart enough to download them before he hit the delete button.



'Fireworks suck': Removed El-Sayed videos urged getting rid of the 4th of July tradition, raised replacing 2nd Amendment

Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed once asked his YouTube viewers whether Americans could "PLEASE" find another way to celebrate the Fourth of July, in a video promising four reasons "why fireworks suck."

The since-removed video from July 2024 included a chapter titled "Fireworks just aren't worth it: hear us out" and cited Detroit's post-fireworks air quality, the chemicals used in fireworks, their potential to trigger PTSD in veterans, and the risks they pose to children and pets.

The video is one of several examples of El-Sayed removing past online content as he seeks elected office. As CNN's KFile previously reported, he also deleted social media posts supporting the "defund the police" movement.

In other since-removed clips, El-Sayed argued that the southern border was not among Americans' five biggest concerns and lambasted Republicans for focusing on it. In another he floated replacing the Second Amendment's right to bear arms with a constitutional right to health care.

Not all of El-Sayed's commentary has In one episode that remains online, he questioned whether football could be "ethical" or "safe" and linked the sport's "ethos" to narratives used to justify slavery and westward expansion.

...

The YouTube videos, at least 100 of which appear to have been made private, are another example of how El-Sayed's years as a prolific podcaster, commentator and social-media user have left behind an extensive record -- some of it subsequently deleted -- that Republicans could use to portray him as both ideologically left-wing and culturally out of step with swing-state voters.

...

Many of the removed videos on YouTube, where El-Sayed at the time had more than 17,000 subscribers, are not publicly available anymore, but CNN reviewed transcripts archived before the videos were made private.

El-Sayed's fireworks video was briefly interrupted by a message noting that it was sponsored in part by the Marguerite Casey Foundation. In reading ads for the foundation on his "America Dissected" podcast, he highlighted what he called its "cutting-edge areas of scholarship," including "feminist prison abolition."

Prison abolition is a movement that seeks to reduce and ultimately replace prisons, jails, and other punitive systems with approaches intended to address the social conditions linked to harm, including investments in housing, healthcare, education, community-based safety, and restorative or transformative justice. Feminist prison abolitionists argue that incarceration and policing can fail to prevent gender-based violence and may disproportionately harm women and marginalized communities.


Below: Defund the police.

Defund the police, right?

Defund the police -- and ICE, too, so that foreign illegal alien psychopaths can stab American citizens to death on the street in broad daylight.

Kevin Dalton
@TheKevinDalton

Heartbreaking video

68-year-old Todd Stewart screams for help as he is stabbed to death in front of his own home by a career criminal RELEASED ON BAIL 24 HOURS EARLIER.

36 year old Marcos Iriarte-Valdez has been arrested for rape, hit and run, burglary, violating a restraining order and most anything else you can think of.

In April he was charged with two counts of felony first-degree burglary after multiple home invasion robberies. He pleaded not guilty and was released on bail with an ankle monitor.

Tuesday he gets arrested for violating the terms of his release. They take the ankle monitor off him while he's in custody. The very next day a judge orders him released once more on his own recognizance and refers him right back to monitoring. They don't even put a new monitor on him until Friday morning...after the murder.

There is no justice for victims in Gavin Newsom's lawless California.


Defund the police.

Portland Police arrested an occupant of the infamous "Red House" last week following a home raid over reports that William Kinney III allegedly threatened to kill employees and contractors working on a project next door. Kinney, a 41-year-old convicted felon with an extensive criminal history, was booked into jail August 4 on charges including possession of a short-barreled rifle, five counts of felon in possession of a firearm, and three counts of being a felon in possession of body armor, records show.

The Red House was at the center of a violent Antifa-Black Lives Matter autonomous zone in 2020, where far-left demonstrators erected borders and barricades to prevent the eviction of the Kinneys, a black Indigenous family who had been squatting at the home.

During the home raid, authorities recovered a cache of weapons, including a KelTec 9mm rifle in the living room, and three rifles and a shotgun in the bedroom, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Oregonian. Additionally, police seized a stockpile of ammunition and three sets of body armor. Kinney is forbidden from possessing firearms and body armor as a convicted felon.

Records show Kinney was released from the Multnomah County Jail after posting a low $25,000 bail. He reportedly harassed and threatened to shoot contractors working on the nonprofit Self Enhancement Inc.'s property next to the home, which sparked the raid. Kinney reportedly made threats for several consecutive months and threw stones at contractors in July before threatening a drive-by shooting, per the affidavit.

Defund the police.

Another Trans Cult? 7-Year-Old Victim Was Groomed to Be Trans Before He Was Found Tortured to Death

William Evans-Ellis was brought up in a trans group where he played a key role as a shared child for all the 'moms.' A Ngo Comment investigation found what they wanted his future to be.

Andy Ngo


Is there another trans cult?

A woman and two men who identify as trans have been charged in Cincinnati, Ohio in the brutal torture and murder of a young special-needs boy. A Ngo Comment investigation found that the group, which included at least three men who identify as trans, had groomed the child into trans ideology from a very young age and appeared to have plans to transition him before police found him unresponsive in a closet, bound with duct tape and showing signs of torture.

William Michael Evans-Ellis, 7, was recovered from an apartment in the Oakley neighborhood in Cincinnati on Aug. 6. He suffered injuries consistent with being choked and held underwater, beaten and burned. A detective testified in court that it was one of the most disturbing child abuse cases he had ever investigated.

The child was found with "a number of injuries that would indicate physical beatings, blunt force injuries," he said.


Kaitlin Elizabeth Evans, 38, who is charged, is the child's biological mother. The two other suspects are biological men who identify as women: "Kirby" Rankin (prior name: Nathan Rankin), 33, and "Nessa" Keaney (prior name: Adamhnán Judaydon Caoilte Lugh Keaney), 23. The three lived together as a polycule and "co-parented" the child to death.

They are charged with murder and child endangerment.


Liberal and legacy media have repeatedly reported that "three women" were charged. This follows a pattern of media outlets obscuring or omitting the trans identities of accused killers and convicted killers in an effort to protect transgenderism. The same pattern occurred in the news media coverage of the Zizian trans death cult.

The boy's biological father, "Tara Jane" Evans-Ellis, 38, who was not charged, also identifies as trans. He married Evans in 2011. His real name is Thomas John (T.J.) Ellis, but he legally changed it to "Tara" in December 2023.

He works as a software engineer in cybersecurity and identifies as autistic and antifa, similar to many of the Zizian members I've reported on. (There is no suggestion Ellis is linked to the Zizians.)

The couple had a second, trans-themed wedding for "Tara" and his wife in 2025. Their child was put in a dress at the ceremony, according to a source with knowledge.
Thomas John Ellis before and after his 2023 transition into 'Tara Jane.'

An analysis of Ellis' social media record reveals a disturbing history of posts showing he was part of that group and that they were influencing the child to become trans.

Active on Mastodon, a Twitter-like social media platform popular with leftists, Ellis posted Antifa propaganda, radical queer activist material, said he was a DSA member and dabbled with the trans furry subculture--similar to Charlie Kirk assassin suspect's trans lover, Lance Twiggs.

On the other hand: A lot of "cops" hired for DEI reasons need to be shitcanned.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 A muslim who hates explosions. I swear we are being punked.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 06:32 PM (vE0+H)

2 The only truly masculine thing possible is to fire an AK blindly into the air while ululating.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (rbvCR)

3 I don't much care for fireworks either.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 06:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

4 oh hey

SEGM
@segm_ebm
20h
🚨 WPATH has conceded in court that its "Standards of Care" is merely an opinion. WPATH says it represents one side of an unsettled scientific debate marked by uncertainty — and physicains & orgs that rely on WPATH as the standard of care must bear "independent responsibility."/1

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

5 Which must truly suck for the MDs and clinics that carried out the mutilations on WPATH's recommendation.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

6 Say it with me: INVASION.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:38 PM (O7YUW)

7 Soon-to-Be Guest on Tuq'r Qarlson, Abdulrahman El-Sayed, Hates Fireworks, Thinks Football is Racist Toxic Masculinity, and Generally Hates All Things About the Country His Parents Chose to Bear Their Anchor-Baby In

https://tinyurl.com/ThenLeave+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:39 PM (ExV1e)

8 In one episode that remains online, he questioned whether football could be "ethical" or "safe" and linked the sport's "ethos" to narratives used to justify slavery and westward expansion.

You just try taking football away from black Americans. Go on, I dare you.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 06:39 PM (zYpTz)

9 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:40 PM (ExV1e)

10 His slogan is "I hate America!"

No wonder the DSA loves him.

Are him and Gaylord going to share a dog on the campaign stop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

11 Just remember... there were people just trying to get to work with that nut driving next to them...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (XuXeR)

12 Is Abdul al-Sayd totes fine with Muslims firing AK-47s into the air?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

13 These people never really become Americans, it's just a place they move to get more stuff. Very transactional, like parasites.

It's not the same group that came over here and actually built America and wanted to embrace the ideal and dream.

We're now just importing the equivalent of H-1 visa workers and they never leave. But sure do complain a lot.

Posted by: Leupold at August 11, 2026 06:42 PM (K0ndX)

14 I don't much care for fireworks either.
Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 06:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

I assume you don't want anyone near your lawn either.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:42 PM (bvDnE)

15 >>>he questioned whether football could be "ethical" or "safe" and linked the sport's "ethos" to narratives used to justify slavery and westward expansion.

Don't those things justify themselves?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:42 PM (dK+Kv)

16 If you want your child to have a better chance of getting to first base in life, start by not saddling him with a name like Diquan or like you're trying to win a Scrabble game.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2026 06:42 PM (jo6FO)

17

black Indigenous family ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (Cqx++)

18 Football not ethical?

Okay now talk about the Afghan tradition of trying to get a goat across a playing field to score. Intact or not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)

19 black Indigenous family ?"

Forget it, Jake, it's Portland.

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (XuXeR)

20 Abdulrahman El-Sayed is a Occidentalphobe.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (YsG2T)

21 I don't worry as much about the invaders as I do their cheerleaders.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (bX16E)

22 Is Abdul al-Sayd totes fine with Muslims firing AK-47s into the air?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)


Only if AF1 is flying overhead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

23 El Cid ghey or something?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (Ia/+0)

24 Just another way to tear down America. He needs a bottle rocket up his butt.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (MWfyi)

25 Googler translate, how do you say "enough is enough" in vigilante?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:45 PM (JttBc)

26 The demon bitch getting arrested. I saw the same exact scenario played out with all the same dialog by a black chick. Same exact shit. Stop touching me, I'm not doing this, I have somewhere to go, etc etc. Like almost word for word. Yeah, demon shit for sure, or retards are all following the same script.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 06:46 PM (S41Gd)

27 That Cincinnati gruesome threesome need to be fed to starving hyenas whilst alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:46 PM (2GVsD)

28 Anna probably because thats what they do

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0)

29 Why are so many Islamaniacs in our country? And why do so many women cast votes for them?

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

30 Dave Chappelle seems to hate me and my fellow white devils as much as BLM, but he did make some handy safety videos for our cultural enrichers.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (JttBc)

31 Adamhnán Judaydon Caoilte Lugh Keaney

Ok, this one I don't blame for changing that mouthful of a name.

But "Adam Keaney" would have worked, not "Nessa."

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (2Drhq)

32 A woman and two men who identify as trans have been charged in Cincinnati, Ohio in the brutal torture and murder of a young special-needs boy.

Lord, have mercy on that child's soul. Those demons need to be put to death.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (zYpTz)

33 Is there anyone out there who still doubts this guy sucked more dick than the porm start who won last year’s AVN award for “Sucking the Most Dick”?

Gayer than all the gay guys in Key West all fucking each other in the ass at the same time.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:49 PM (i+vnO)

34 Is Abdul al-Sayd totes fine with Muslims firing AK-47s into the air?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

See also, Muslim slavery.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

35 That's "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed" to you, Dirty Filthy Infidel!

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 06:49 PM (PfArb)

36 29.

Jungle Fever is the most dangerous affliction to ever hit Western women. Malaria doesn't even come close to the death toll.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:49 PM (JttBc)

37 "retards are all following the same script."

When it comes to bodycam performances, yes, there are distinct patterns of misbehavior.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

38 "Is there anyone out there who still doubts this guy sucked more dick than the porm start who won last year’s AVN award for “Sucking the Most Dick”?"

Are we still talking about Jake Tapper?

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (MWfyi)

39 Speaking of stupid evil.

The now ex Mt Vernon deputy police commissioner.

She drives around the courthouse four times in her minivan. Video shows her felon son in the backseat putting a mask on before rolling a window down to shoot at a rival gang member. License plate reader links the van to her.

And her ex-felon husband, the drug dealer, is now on the run while she and Chase, their thug son, rot in jail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD)

40
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

His name is my name too

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (vE0+H)

41 Guys got a baseball bat and Chink on his back. Brits must all be fagz.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 06:51 PM (KGj36)

42 None of those authoritarian/communist whackjobs really believe in the elimination of police and prisons. Instead they desire to let the criminal elements out and instead use police power to lock away people like you and I that will not conform with the elimination of private property and free enterprise.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

43 Tell me demon possession is not real.

Never heard the word "no" in her entire life.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:51 PM (2Drhq)

44 Nessa?

Oh, had to be cute with the name Vanessa.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

45 All those freaks were probably abused themselves so they think it's normal behavior to torture a seven year old.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:52 PM (MWfyi)

46 Saw so.wthing where the baseball bat thing might have been fake? Or the same guy trying it more than once?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

47 38.
Whoa.
What kind of mountain bike does he have?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:52 PM (JttBc)

48 black Indigenous family ?

The Wenotip Tribe.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (2Drhq)

49
"Prison Abolition" is a movement to replace incarcerated criminals with regular people who question socialism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (O0L8i)

50
Dear AOC,

Today, I saw your betrothal to the ginger infidel has been fortuitously broken, by the will of Allah, in his wisdom.

Do you know what isn't toxically masculine? My savory falafel balls. They are wholesomely masculine, and vegan too.

Ruhollah back, girl!

Posted by: Abu "Your New Boo" El-Sayed at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (BI5O2)

51 "Is there anyone out there who still doubts this guy sucked more dick than the porm start who won last year’s AVN award for “Sucking the Most Dick”?"

Are we still talking about Jake Tapper?
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (MWfyi)

There can be only one.

Posted by: Kamala McCloud, wiping her chin at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

52 That story about the little kid pushes so many buttons. Gasoline + match

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (JttBc)

53 I'm glad I'm not a cop. I would have tased the crazy lady six or seven times in an attempt at electroshock therapy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (NFRf7)

54 Red states need to pass laws revoking home rule for any city over 1 million.

It's the only way we can end these violent blue cities.

At 1 million MSA, the mayor of the main city is a statewide election.
At 2 million, the mayor and 2 city council seats.
And then a city council seat for each million thereafter.

Thus, Houston would have the mayor and 6 city council seats as a statewide election.

This would end blue cities.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (3cUTc)

55 A new land speed record was set today in Utah by British driver Andy Green, driving a specially designed JCB Hydromax car, which reached 406.320 miles per hour.

The milestone was set in the bright yellow tubular vehicle, powered by two hydrogen internal combustion engines, which Green calls the “fuel of the future” at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah.

He easily beat the previous class record for a hydrogen engine, which had stood at 185 mph.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (YsG2T)

56 All those freaks were probably abused themselves so they think it's normal behavior to torture a seven year old.

Sorry the excuse is rejected, they did evil to an innocent.

Feeding them to hyenas is too cruel to the hyenas. Wood chipper feet first while alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)

57 "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

His name is my name too
Posted by: ... "

Whenever he goes out
He will always shout
I KEEL YOU!

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi)

58 How a Dentist Appointment Turns into Felony Charges

https://youtu.be/PZGvNYh8IoA

This is a good one. Woman goes absolutely nuts at the dentist. All started because they didn't have her paperwork ready after the appointment.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

59 "Prison Abolition" is a movement to replace incarcerated criminals with regular people who question socialism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11,

Seems very 'Lady and the Tiger.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

60 The now ex Mt Vernon deputy police commissioner...
----

Let's see, we can start with "fundamentally non-serious".

And then add to it that *zero* women belong in law enforcement, because law enforcement done correctly always carries the potential for being in a *combat zone*.

Extrapolating from there, if you can't be an officer you have *zero* business being a "commissioner" and thus in charge of officers/combat zone soldiers.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (TN0g+)

61 That demonic possession woman is so high on heavy drugs she has no idea what planet she’s on. Most likely meth.

She’s probably already mentally ill. But mental illness plus heavy drugs equals demonic possession.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:55 PM (i+vnO)

62 "Sorry the excuse is rejected, they did evil to an innocent."

I wasn't making an excuse. They probably come from a long line of sickos.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:55 PM (MWfyi)

63 Baseball bat guy.....a swing and a miss.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

64 And why do so many women cast votes for them?"

Dark. Sultry. 50 Shades, baby

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (XuXeR)

65 Another Gay Islamist?

That Venn Diagram is looking more and more like a single circle ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (PfArb)

66
It would be hilarious if AOC marries a muzzie.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (/QHx4)

67 Feeding them to hyenas is too cruel to the hyenas. Wood chipper feet first while alive.
Posted by: Anna Puma

This is correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 06:57 PM (bWZYx)

68 Mark1971

Saw the video. Classic narcissistic Karen. "I Have Things To Do And You Are Little People!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

69 I'm glad I'm not a cop. I would have tased the crazy lady six or seven times in an attempt at electroshock therapy.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
------

Issue the cops tranquilizer darts/guns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:57 PM (XeU6L)

70 "Feeding them to hyenas is too cruel to the hyenas. Wood chipper feet first while alive.
Posted by: Anna Puma

This is correct.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

That should end that particular cycle.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:58 PM (MWfyi)

71 Midget cop in UK batman arrest video is almost certainly southeast Asian Muslim. Indonesia? Possibly Muslim Uzbek or similar.

DEI hater of the West, to be sure.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:58 PM (i+vnO)

72 It would be hilarious if AOC marries a muzzie.


Is one of Ilham Nur's brothers available?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD)

73 Red states need to pass laws revoking home rule for any city over 1 million.

It's the only way we can end these violent blue cities.

At 1 million MSA, the mayor of the main city is a statewide election.
At 2 million, the mayor and 2 city council seats.
And then a city council seat for each million thereafter.

Thus, Houston would have the mayor and 6 city council seats as a statewide election.

This would end blue cities.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (3cUTc)

Break up the big cities. They can pool money for police and fire and such.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 06:58 PM (uhVAy)

74 yike

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

75
When does he start screaming "allahu Ahkbar!" at the campaign stops?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (OkYzo)

76 , their potential to trigger PTSD in veterans,

Hah! They want you to believe they care about veterans.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (vJrRc)

77 Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

The woman's a loony but that seems like a terrible dentistry practice.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (2Drhq)

78 Uh, oh....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

79 Off to the Barrel I go

Jya ne

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

80
Is there anything uniquely American that these people don't absolutely despise?

--------------

American Pygmy Goats?

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (PfArb)

81 This Saturday is Muslim day at the big theme park here in Charlotte. You get in free. Bring your friends.

Posted by: nckate at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)

82 From the prior thread:

168 Within a couple months, DC society reporters will report breathlessly about AOC's """new""" whirlwind romance with Prominent Democrat Party Insider X.

A couple of weeks later, Capitol Hill reporters will start publishing unsourced scuttlebutt about how the DSA/Left and the Party establishment are both cautiously hopeful that their burgeoning relationship will produce a fusion candidate that can bring Democrats together in 2028.

Bank it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (BI5O2)


It's all coming together! The Hamas Piker/Alexandria Conquistador ticket will also be a soap opera about their romance. A pop-culture hook to distract from the Islamunist tyranny, treasury looting and Jew hating.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (Sy6m/)

83 It would be hilarious if AOC marries a muzzie.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (/QHx4)

Would be even funnier if he cuts her frigging head off.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (S41Gd)

84 I knew AOC was dropping the soft ginger the moment I saw she was bragging about freezing her eggs.

Why would she do that if she's got a man to knock her up? She's in Congress. It's not like there's a high probability she'll retire anytime soon. If she's going to have a kid, now's the time.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (mkw2N)

85 This is a good one. Woman goes absolutely nuts at the dentist. All started because they didn't have her paperwork ready after the appointment.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

I recently saw this educational video where a lady went to a dentist...

Nvm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

86
Lol Berserker

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)

87 In the past Abdul El-Sayed would have Americanized his name to Robert Sayed but that changed in the 70's when immigration became about taking advantage of American generosity while trying to change the American way to the culture of the shithole they just left.

Fuck you too Barry Sotero.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (bvDnE)

88 Hasan Piker and Doll Eyes Alex.

Poor Kaya.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)

89 Now we have to start a GoFundMe to raise Anna's bail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

90 It's all coming together! The Hamas Piker/Alexandria Conquistador ticket will also be a soap opera about their romance. A pop-culture hook to distract from the Islamunist tyranny, treasury looting and Jew hating.
Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (Sy6m/)

Don't think Piker swings that way.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

91 Guy in the UK with the bat took that pitch when it was right down the middle...

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (TN0g+)

92 Guys, just remember: if you never play with tags, you won't get burned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

93
'Sup, AOC?

Sorry to slide in your DMs, but I saw you're newly-single and I want to mingle.

We should get together.

You can watch while I assrape your ex at axepoint. Not in a gay way or anything. Just to give you closure. I'm nurturing like that.

Anyway, HMU if you want that oyster shucked.

Posted by: Graham "The Ram" Platner at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (BI5O2)

94
Everybody get Hong tonight.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (OkYzo)

95 STOP TOUCHING ME

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (UjdFS)

96 Hasan Piker also says he is white.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

97 This is a good one. Woman goes absolutely nuts at the dentist. All started because they didn't have her paperwork ready after the appointment.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

I recently saw this educational video where a lady went to a dentist...

Nvm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

Got a hand caught in the spit sink?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

98
Baseball bat guy.....a swing and a miss.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Baseball Furry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

99 Hasan Piker also says he is white.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

Hasan also also says he is brown.

He also talks up the Red Chinese.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:02 PM (uhVAy)

100 Which must truly suck for the MDs and clinics that carried out the mutilations on WPATH's recommendation.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

Fuck them. They knew what they were doing and that it violated every historical ethical tenet of the practice of medicine, in addition to lacking medical necessity, informed consent, or evidence-based standards. So once again, fuck them.

Posted by: Did I mention fuck them? at August 11, 2026 07:02 PM (ZVkju)

101 People named Abdul shouldn't be allowed in the country, much less run for office.

These desert fucksticks are incompatible with our way of life. They need to disappear. Sick of hearing about these ignorant savages.

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (ZxPkt)

102 Six Flags Over Death to America?

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (2Drhq)

103 May I suggest using your nightstick officer?

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (bvDnE)

104 STOP TOUCHING ME
Posted by: wth

I'm going to pull this car over.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (bWZYx)

105 Yeah Hasan also dresses in a Mao suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD)

106 Hasan Piker also says he is white.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

Hasan also also says he is brown.

He also talks up the Red Chinese.
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The Chinese aren't red!

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 11, 2026 07:04 PM (TN0g+)

107 The Chinese aren't red!

Although The Mongols do have purple spots on their spines.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (2Drhq)

108 It has been revealed that the Black man who tried to R*PE a White woman at a public park in Savannah GA...

...has 22 ARRESTS since 2020 including for BEATING A WOMAN AT A BUS STOP THIS YEAR!!!!

He was let out of jail just 17 days ago!!!!!

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When will these Soros Police Chiefs, Judges, DAs, Parole Boards, et. al. start becoming dangling decorations from street lampposts?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (PfArb)

109 El-Sayed's parents anchor-babied him here 'cause Uncle Sugar Sam is best of all core to eat out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (vOxCS)

110 Bodycam performance minimum script checklist:

I didn't do anything.
No, I don't have to give you my license.
Call your supervisor.
No, I don't have to get out of the car.
You can't touch me.
Can I call my mom?
I had two drinks.
No, I'm not getting in the police car.
You didn't read me my rights.
What's your name and badge number?
I'll sue.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

111 Hasan in his technicolor dreamcoat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (Cqx++)

112
AOChit thinks she will be president.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (/QHx4)

113 Well, this is crazy:

Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”


https://x.com/nataliegwinters/
status/2087249190439043553



Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (SHHm+)

114 black Indigenous family ?

The Wenotip Tribe.
Posted by: Delurker

Only one side. The other side is from the Slapaho.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (57D2M)

115 When will these Soros Police Chiefs, Judges, DAs, Parole Boards, et. al. start becoming dangling decorations from street lampposts?

Maybe concurrently with Soros being blackbagged to some place where they want to try him as a not-see and mete out an appropriate sentence.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 11, 2026 07:07 PM (3Ope8)

116 Only one side. The other side is from the Slapaho."

Hekawe

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 07:07 PM (XuXeR)

117 Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

"Why am I being arrested?" (repeat over and over and over, regardless of how many times it's explained to them.)

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:07 PM (2Drhq)

118 Democracy is a wretched system in practice. Maybe not theoretically. Churchill was right about a great many things. I don't think he was correct in his observations. The fact that we are talking about this goof (and so very many others) constantly is proof. I'm not prepared to suggest how to fix this, but that is another matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:08 PM (qkEqw)

119 >>3 I don't much care for fireworks either.

Don't like loud noise or crowds. Fireworks gatherings are right out.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 07:08 PM (NcvvS)

120 Fuck them. They knew what they were doing and that it violated every historical ethical tenet of the practice of medicine, in addition to lacking medical necessity, informed consent, or evidence-based standards. So once again, fuck them.
Posted by: Did I mention fuck them?


It's now more likely individuals and hospitals can be sued for millions after SHITPATH finked out. I hope they lose their professional insurance before the trials.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2026 07:08 PM (diia5)

121 Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (57D2M)

fistbump!

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:08 PM (2Drhq)

122 their potential to trigger PTSD in veterans,

Hah! They want you to believe they care about veterans.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (vJrRc)
___

A commie muslim caring about vets?

riiiiiiiight

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 07:09 PM (e0GGC)

123
Bodycam performance minimum script checklist:

__________

I'm calling my lawyer

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:09 PM (O0L8i)

124 Newsom hangs his wife out to dry in the corruption investigation .Then he takes up with AOC as a husband and wife ticket in 28. Quickly tagged as Dumb and Dumber

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (NFRf7)

125 It's time for judges that let these repeat violent criminals to be responsible for letting them out and cause violence again and again.
The judges need to be recalled at minimum, or go to prison as an accessory to the crime the criminal commits as a realistic response to their destructive actions.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (Uvvcx)

126 And that right there is why I could never be a police officer. After nicely asking twice I would have had her on the ground with my knee in her back / shoulders while I handcuffed her.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (bvDnE)

127 107 The Chinese aren't red!

Although The Mongols do have purple spots on their spines.
Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (2Drhq)

*snort

Why do they call that a Mongolian spot, anyway?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (zYpTz)

128 In grade school, Abdul El-Sayed, is the guy we would always throw the ball to when we played smear-the-queer. That way, everybody could take a shot on him, take him down, and dogpile at recess.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (iySPJ)

129 Bodycam performance script-enhancers:

For drunk women: insult the sexuality of the officers.

For the justice-involved: violent, futile resistance.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

130 Bodycam performance minimum script checklist:

__________

I'm calling my lawyer
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:11 PM (bWZYx)

131 Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.
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And just like that - after 75 years "separation of Church and State" is just a distant memory in the minds of old dodderers. Leftists are masters of bait and switch, that's for sure. Don't you dare say a thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:12 PM (qkEqw)

132 It's time for judges that let these repeat violent criminals to be responsible for letting them out and cause violence again and again.
The judges need to be recalled at minimum, or go to prison as an accessory to the crime the criminal commits as a realistic response to their destructive actions.
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There's an ample number of places in the public square that could be put to good use, and plenty of backwater country that doesn't get nearly enough foot traffic.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 07:12 PM (TN0g+)

133 I can't think of any punishment too cruel. I have tried. In fact I really can't think of one cruel enough.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (vE0+H)

134 These people are going to win and it's going to be miserable. I'm so black-pilled.

Posted by: InZona at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qwLiq)

135 gp - I was astonished to learn when the cops find contraband, often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants. Those drugs aren't mine"

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qkEqw)

136
Football not ethical?

Okay now talk about the Afghan tradition of trying to get a goat across a playing field to score. Intact or not.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)



Buzkashi. The Afghan National Sport. They start with a gutted goat corpse, dragging it full speed on horses to get it over the goal line.

During the Soviet-Afghan War, they used to play with live Russian POWs as the ball.

When fighting mohammedan savages, you fight to the death, unless you want to suffer a similar fate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 07:14 PM (y9nCu)

137 @128 Abdul would probably like to be dogpiled

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 07:15 PM (NFRf7)

138 often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants.…”

Pants?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2026 07:15 PM (RK3Ss)

139 Oh, forgot the main bodycam performance accessory: the phone!

Keep talking on the phone like the officers aren't even there.
Do NOT release or put down the phone.
Threaten the officers with your unique video recording capability.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 Newsom hangs his wife out to dry in the corruption investigation .Then he takes up with AOC as a husband and wife ticket in 28. Quickly tagged as Dumb and Dumber
Posted by: Smell the Glove
.......

Then AOC dumps him for Jason Arday and Gav hangs himself in the living room wearing his Mr. Slave outfit.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 07:15 PM (UjdFS)

141
So much sick shit happening. I need to stop reading the news.

How do we fight off the sick shit?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:17 PM (/QHx4)

142 "I can't think of any punishment too cruel. I have tried. In fact I really can't think of one cruel enough.
Posted by: ... "

Pressure washer bath.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:17 PM (MWfyi)

143 Got a hand caught in the spit sink?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

No, but she did get a cavity filled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

144 "How do we fight off the sick shit?"

Avoid Taylor Farms produce.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

145 Ok, this might sound odd. Hasan looks ofd. His upper body when he is standing looks really off. Like not right. Awkward not right. Is he wearing a bullet proof vest under the shirt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (zZu0s)

146 How do we fight off the sick shit?

Posted by: four seasons

Lots of people with lots of weapons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (bWZYx)

147
Lol gp

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (/QHx4)

148 A commie muslim caring about vets?

riiiiiiiight
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 07:09 PM (e0GGC)

So phony. Hates explosions.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H)

149 "I was astonished to learn when the cops find contraband, often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants. Those drugs aren't mine""

Not my car.
No, I don't have my license on me. (Amazingly common!)
I'm on my parents' insurance.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

150

Oh yes, 3 gun safes here.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:21 PM (/QHx4)

151 I was astonished to learn when the cops find contraband, often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants. Those drugs aren't mine"
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qkEqw)
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"I'm just wearing these pants for a friend! I had no idea the drugs were in the front pocket next to this phone which just happens to be mine!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:21 PM (FZ29D)

152 Honestly the Jersey lady ain't that bad. Here check this one out;


https://tinyurl.com/rffsexbc

"It's a murder!"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 11, 2026 07:22 PM (IQhz0)

153 112
AOChit thinks she will be president.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (/QHx4)

She'll join a group.

What was Gutfeld's joke. You'd think Al-Sayed would like the President more considering how often he beats women.

Abdul also hates Mackinac Island.
Winning them over.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 07:22 PM (Sco7b)

154 Time to mow the lawn mud. Later.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

155 I was astonished to learn when the cops find contraband, often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants. Those drugs aren't mine"
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qkEqw)
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"I'm just wearing these pants for a friend! I had no idea the drugs were in the front pocket next to this phone which just happens to be mine!"
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Another genre of those videos I enjoy of the ones featuring the screeching harpies who yell that they can't be filmed in public and that the documents on their desk that are pushed up against the glass where the public waits are "confidential" and also can't be filmed.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 07:23 PM (TN0g+)

156 It's a frog strangler out there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:23 PM (bWZYx)

157 Kermie likes it when I do that.

Posted by: Mrs Piggy at August 11, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

158 Abdulrahman El-Sayed hates fireworks and the Detroit Lions.

Hoo boy, that's a winning program.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2026 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)

159 These people are not going to win.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (EZtVN)

160 Pressure washer bath.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:17 PM (MWfyi)

Getting there. How is it doing

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (vE0+H)

161 Ok, this might sound odd. Hasan looks ofd. His upper body when he is standing looks really off. Like not right. Awkward not right. Is he wearing a bullet proof vest under the shirt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (zZu0s)

----------------

Kuato

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (PfArb)

162
Abdul would probably like to be dogpiled

Shock the doggie.

Posted by: Gabriel Peters at August 11, 2026 07:29 PM (Cqx++)

163 These people are not going to win.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (EZtVN)

I think some are. But I don't know. You're watching a controlled demolition of the Democrat Party. Always a mindfuck to be had.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 07:29 PM (vE0+H)

164 The Mayor of Munchkinland cop riding around on that skinny bloke's back trying to detain him is hilarious.

In the immortal words of Cartman: "We should get like eight of these, dress them all up like little beavers and put them in a pond and see if they'll build a dam!"

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:30 PM (2Drhq)

165 My finger will be fine but I realize now that you could quickly disassemble someone with a pressure washer.

Posted by: Mrs Piggy at August 11, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

166
Yeeesh, the "crazy" chick felt like a performance.

Probably, got training from some antifa type group.

I have a feeling a nice hickory shampoo would end a lot of this nonsense.

But, nope. Everyone gotta go along with this performative bullshit.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2026 07:30 PM (iJfKG)

167 Oops off porcine sock

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

168 My finger will be fine but I realize now that you could quickly disassemble someone with a pressure washer.
Posted by: Mrs Piggy at August 11, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)
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Up the pressure just a tad and you can use a water jet to cut granite.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:32 PM (FZ29D)

169
Well, we just voted in the Very Special Primary. We did not vote for Darline. I knew Miklos didn't want to have to move to D.C, especially with Charline and Marline wanted to tag along as well.

There will be a run-off for a certain, but beyond that, I have no clue who the top two will be.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (w6EFb)

170 These people are going to win and it's going to be miserable. I'm so black-pilled.
Posted by: InZona at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qwLiq)

Sooner or later... sure, of course. The balance of power has tilted their way for so long, and it's so heavily weighted, that they must win. And it won't be much longer in any event, I can see it's outline on the horizon.

Don't let it get you down. It'll be enough of a bummer without driving yourself into depression over it. Besides, it'll be such a clusterfuck that it should be over with pretty quickly. These people are completely retarded. They can't keep it gasping along for 70+ years like the Soviets did.

None of this shit matters enough to care very much about. Just look out for you and yours and try to weather the storm the best you can. We aren't the first to deal with this kind of development, and won't be the last.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (BI5O2)

171 Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed once asked his YouTube viewers whether Americans could "PLEASE" find another way to celebrate the Fourth of July, in a video promising four reasons "why fireworks suck."

>>>

I'd like to shoot some Texas Pop Rockets off in that dude's yard,
1,000 Black Cats going off fast and hard

And an American will survive!

Posted by: Count de Monet's inner Hank Williams, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (wVcYX)

172 168 Up the pressure just a tad and you can use a water jet to cut granite.

That would be a good premise for a murder mystery.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (2Drhq)

173 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

174 .......

Then AOC dumps him for Jason Arday and Gav hangs himself in the living room wearing his Mr. Slave outfit.

Posted by: wth
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He dumped her. She was interfering with his love life.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 07:34 PM (vOxCS)

175 Abdul Sayed could get in a woke lefty's face and tell that person she as a woman cause most of the problems in the world and should be subjugated to men and she would still vote for him.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:35 PM (bvDnE)

176
Lol Braenyard

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:35 PM (/QHx4)

177 These people are not going to win.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (EZtVN)

Right On!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 07:35 PM (wVcYX)

178 None of this shit matters enough to care very much about. Just look out for you and yours and try to weather the storm the best you can. We aren't the first to deal with this kind of development, and won't be the last.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (BI5O2)

This is sound advice, and it's pretty much where I'm sitting. I hope it doesn't go like that. But sometimes, people have to find out the hard way.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 07:38 PM (zYpTz)

179 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)

180 The Red House bit: how can you be black and indigenous? This isn’t Africa.

The alleged demonically possessed woman: she’s play acting insane to get out of the speeding ticket. Seems more trouble than it’s worth.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 07:46 PM (ZVgZ4)

181 Are there any people in Manchester UK who speak English?

Posted by: boatbuilder at August 11, 2026 10:12 PM (aB/4V)

Trump Had to Change Planes in Turkey to Avoid a "Credible Iranian Assassination Threat."
Jake Tapper Makes the Story All About, Get This, Jake Tapper.

The media keeps digging into the Secret Service's story about what happened in Turkey.

It's almost as if they want the Secret Service's methods revealed so that foreign assassins will be better able to kill the president.

President Trump's secret plane switch in Turkey is putting Air Force One's security protocols and defensive capabilities in the spotlight.

Why it matters: Air Force One is the call sign for any Air Force aircraft carrying the president, meaning Trump's secret switch didn't change the designation -- but it changed the plane protecting him.

Driving the news: A threat from Iran forced Trump to secretly switch planes, using a catering truck to move to a smaller aircraft, per the Washington Post.

Trump flew to Turkey on a plane gifted by Qatar, which was meant to serve as Air Force One. Officials said he would return on an older presidential plane because of security concerns, per multiple reports,
After boarding the older plane, Trump moved to a smaller Air Force C-32A, according to the reports. All three planes flew to the U.K., where Trump joined the Qatari plane and flew home.

Good, so now Iranian assassins know that the Secret Service uses attending vehicles, like catering trucks or supply trucks, to secret move principles.

Well done, Washington Post. You're great patriots for Iran.

There was yet another plan to murder Trump, launched by a foreign enemy terrorist regime.

Jake Tapper decides: This is really a story about how brave the press is, and how Trump's Secret Service is trying to kill them.

Stephen Green
@VodkaPundit

When there's an active shooter, Jake, USSS removes POTUS and leaves everybody else. You know that, of course, but heaven forbid you skip an opportunity to sell whatever remains of your credibility for just one more opportunity to preen.

Tony Kinnett
@TheTonus

5h

I can't believe that when we were at the first WCHA Dinner, that when the shots rang out the Secret Service covered the President instead of you or me.

Jeepers!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:32 PM




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Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 05:32 PM (NFRf7)

2 Jake is really trying to distract from his Dinner with Fauci

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 05:33 PM (NFRf7)

3 I nooded. Prior:

“Genocide joe” was a right wing psyop / propaganda that actually worked to push people against voting for the democratic candidate to help trump and maga candidates win.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 04:54 PM (d8zZq)


Was it really a "right wing psyop," though? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you the music video for "Testify" by Rage Against The Machine:

https://youtu.be/Q3dvbM6Pias

Directed by Michael Moore and released in August 2000, it used clips of Dubya, algore, and Things To Come (1936) to argue that the Democrat party candidate for President was literally the same as the Republican candidate. And by 'literally' I mean, like an invading space alien with the same mind in two bodies.

Infamously, algore went on to lose an election that to this day, Democrats still refuse to concede. Was that a right-wing psyop? RATM and Michael Moore?! Of course not! They literally did it to themselves, and so it was with the "Genocide Joe" label that followed Coconut Kam everywhere like the open-sewer stench of uncontrolled IBS. Reddit is just in cope 'n' seethe mode still.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 05:34 PM (Sy6m/)

4 Anything to get Fauci off the algo

Posted by: Accomack at August 11, 2026 05:35 PM (77Bgk)

5 I'm sure this deserves some derision of Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e)

6 The president is important. Media windbags like Fake Fapper are not.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (f0sNM)

7 Anyone still cares about Fake Fapper? Other than himself, of course...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

8 How many millions does AF1 cost? How many journalists can fit on board? Is the tradeoff worth it?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)

9 I can't believe that when we were at the first WCHA Dinner, that when the shots rang out the Secret Service covered the President instead of you or me.

Jeepers!

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Fake Tapper was already shielded and safe, having already previously crawled under a table to blow #DrunkDonLeMon.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (LMWcc)

10 I am seeing this story all over liberal websites all pretty much saying that Trump was a coward and had to hide in a bread truck.


Something tells me they would have shed no tears if Trump's plane was shot down and everyone onboard, including a dozen or so "journalists" were killed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cpFbA)

11
Before camera phones, selfies were called "journalism".

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)

12 Stephen Green
@VodkaPundit
When there's an active shooter, Jake, USSS removes POTUS and leaves everybody else. You know that, of course, but heaven forbid you skip an opportunity to sell whatever remains of your credibility for just one more opportunity to preen.
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You'd think Jake would have learned that at the assassination attempt at the WHCD.

Or was Jake not invited?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

13 I don't know how long Fake Jake has been around but I have never watched one minute of his program. If not for here and some X posts skewering his ego I wouldn't know the man ever existed.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (XWTvW)

14 You mean like when the Secret Service stuffed the entire crowd at Butler, PA into the presidential limo?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (yUP64)

15 Oh good I was waiting for ace to dunk on that faggot.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (YwEeS)

16 By Any Means Necessary.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (W2Pud)

17
Every morning I start the coffee and then read the latest news.

I am always scared the evil people have killed Trump. They will never stop.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (/QHx4)

18 Cite?
-Brave Jake Tapper

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

19 Something tells me they would have shed no tears if Trump's plane was shot down and everyone onboard, including a dozen or so "journalists" were killed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cpFbA)
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They would have worshipped the "journalists" as martyrs for the cause.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (FZ29D)

20 "Well done, Washington Post. You're great patriots for Iran."

and / or any other enemy oif America and its people.

spot-on, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 05:40 PM (VyBeY)

21 I am seeing this story all over liberal websites all pretty much saying that Trump was a coward and had to hide in a bread truck.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cpFbA)
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At post #5, you can see I predicted this would reflect negatively on Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e)

22 Well done, Washington Post. You're great patriots for Iran."

They openly root for Iran all the time.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

23 The president is important. Media windbags like Fake Fapper are not.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (f0sNM)


I only regret that Jake Tapper was not allowed to fulfil his destiny as reactor shielding. Think of the loss to letters this has caused.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 05:41 PM (rbvCR)

24 For fucks sake the insane left rooted for ALGAE they hate Trump so much.They would orgasm over a mass casualty attack on his watch.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

25 Jake Tapper is the kind of sociopath that likes his pathologies to be public.

Like brian Williams or Dan Rather.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (JvZF+)

26 I'm banned but I voted in SW WI today and there was a separate digital machine the old volunteers were steering people to. It's new. I've never seen it before.
Democrat primary.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 11, 2026 05:43 PM (Ipg/p)

27 "Trump is SO stupid, because people want to kill him just as much as I do!" -- reddit, probably

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)

28 In their own minds, journalists are gods among men.

They write stories that chart their own destiny.

They refuse to bow down to us mere mortals and accept the truth that they are overpampered idiots who don't have a single working brain cell among them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:43 PM (FZ29D)

29 The story: Iran had a serious plot to kill the president.

The headlines: OMG Secret Service protected the president and not every asshole in the media.
====
"Asshole" is way too charitable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 05:44 PM (JvZF+)

30 Tapper's whine admits the threat was real.

But I'll bet right now on CNN the panel is arguing that there was no threat.
That Trump is making it up to justify his war against Iran.
And to distract from inflation.
And to distract from releasing the Epstein files.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 05:45 PM (3cUTc)

31 Anyone still cares about Fake Fapper? Other than himself, of course...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

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"The devil ... the prowde spirite ... cannot endure to be mocked."

-- Thomas More
Thomas Moore

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:45 PM (LMWcc)

32
Is Fapper a homo?

If so he'll love when the muzzies take over.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (/QHx4)

33 >>>Jake Tapper Makes the Story All About, Get This, Jake Tapper.

About ... who?

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (odBC9)

34
and how Trump's Secret Service is trying to kill them.



Tapper just wants to suck the joy out of everything...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

35 I have CNN on now. Tapper's show but he's not there.

Still traumatized.
Poor, brave man.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

36 Thomas Moore

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:45 PM (LMWcc)
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Nope.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

37 Iran thinks that if they kill Trump, they will have "won" the "war."

After President Vance nukes Qom and Tehran, they can ponder their victory while getting asss-raped in Islamic "Paradise," which will they quickly learn is the Christian Hell.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 05:50 PM (Av6i5)

38 Is Fapper a homo?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (/QHx4)
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His shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:51 PM (Fi81e)

39 so now Iranian assassins know that the Secret Service uses attending vehicles

Oh, c'mon, Ace! If they didn't already know that they haven't been paying attention! That sort of thing has been de rigeur for decades.

BTW, using it in that way is just a reversal of the bit where the terrorists use it to get things through security and onboard.

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 05:51 PM (kU0PQ)

40
Who's important here?

Bows head in shame.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 05:51 PM (Y8DZL)

41 Tapper just wants to suck the joy out of everything...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

Not "joy". But it does start with "j".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:51 PM (Ot/FD)

42 Tapper just wants to suck the joy out of everything...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
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That's Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:52 PM (Fi81e)

43 If you wanna be a martyr, you gotta take one in the toochus.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 05:52 PM (DZ9Lv)

44
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:52 PM (/QHx4)

45 Something tells me they would have shed no tears if Trump's plane was shot down and everyone onboard, including a dozen or so "journalists" were killed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cpFbA)

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The MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia would be agitating for Posthumous Purple Hearts for those Martyrs, Praising their Sacrifice, and Celebrating the fact that they would be Greeted in Hell by 72 Vegans.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:52 PM (LMWcc)

46 Let's not forget that a good president is not only responsible for improving security, the economy and the living quality of America's residents. He is ALSO responsible for improving the morale of the citizens.

So, allowing those reporters on the plane was part of his job.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (dIske)

47 Turks and Marxists trying to off President Trump

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

48 That Jake Tapper should die to save President Trump is a price I am willing to pay.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (eGn4U)

49 Alternate headline: Jake Tapper huffs his own farts again.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

50 we were with president the whole time

Oh, FFS, Jake! They were protecting the airplane because the President was in it. You were collateral protection. And I guarantee they continued with the protection of AF1 just as if the President were aboard, because to do otherwise would expose the subterfuge and place the President back at risk.

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 05:54 PM (kU0PQ)

51 Tapper just wants to suck the joy out of everything...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

--------------

"Please tell me he doesn't have a toes fetish!"

/obligatory Dick Morris

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:54 PM (LMWcc)

52 Every 'journalist' believes he/she is smarter and more valuable to the world than any President. Including Barky.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 05:54 PM (5rh/l)

53 It's amazing Jake can stand being around Jake.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2026 05:55 PM (diia5)

54 Tapper might have a point if he had been told to board the plane in Turkey.

And there was no one else on it.

"Hey, where's Trump? Where's anybody?"

"Heh. Bye, Jake."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:55 PM (Ot/FD)

55 After the Soviet agent Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated Kennedy. LBJ did exactly jack shit to punish the USSR.

Of all his failings as president (and LBJ is a Top Five contender for Most Failings as President), having basically re response to the JFK assassinatin was perhaps the worst.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 05:55 PM (Av6i5)

56 Alternate headline: Jake Tapper huffs his own farts again.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)
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You're implying he ever paused.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

57 re response = no response

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Av6i5)

58 56 Alternate headline: Jake Tapper huffs his own farts again.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)
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You're implying he ever paused.
Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

Self Contained Underwear Breathing Apparatus

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Ot/FD)

59
Is Fapper a homo?

If so he'll love when the muzzies take over.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (/QHx4)




*music*

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away

*dances in his cell at FCC Butner*

Posted by: R Kelly at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (y9nCu)

60 I do remember us liking him for about a week.

He did actual journalism and asked a tough question or something.

We were amazed. Like a muslim boy seeing live, human, female flesh.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Sco7b)

61
Did Jake Tapper run this tweet by his pal Dr Fauci before sending it?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (OkYzo)

62 Like a stillsuit, but the tube just goes straight down to your undercarriage.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Ot/FD)

63 ***Well done, Washington Post. You're great patriots for Iran.

Bezos is agent of DeepState.
Grandfather was founder of DARPA's progenitor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (vOxCS)

64 35 I have CNN on now. Tapper's show but he's not there.

Well, let Jake tell you 'bout the way he looks
The way he acts, and the color of his hair
His voice is soft and cool
His eyes are clear and bright
But Jake's not there!

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 05:58 PM (2Drhq)

65 Alternate headline: Jake Tapper huffs his own farts again.
Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

It's like fresh rye bread!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 11, 2026 05:58 PM (wVcYX)

66 If Tapper had gone down on AF1, I’d be willing to kick in an extra $100 in taxes to buy another AF1.

Posted by: Advo at August 11, 2026 05:58 PM (jO4mz)

67 The fake outrage over the precious journalists being used as decoys is just window dressing for the real outrage all these shitbags have that the Iranians didn't succeed in their plot to assassinate Trump. I get the feeling they'd all be willing martyrs if AF1 went down with all of them onboard as long as Bad Orange Man was with them.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:58 PM (oqH4h)

68 A plane full of journalists you say?

Posted by: Rooting for the Ayatollah tbh at August 11, 2026 05:59 PM (wGerL)

69 On the other hand, maybe all of that information about methods is just complete BS being put out by the administration to throw off the Iranians. Oh wait now I am giving them clues . damn!!

Posted by: Lurkyloo at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (xg4SX)

70 Self Contained Underwear Breathing Apparatus
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Ot/FD)
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I LOL'd

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (oqH4h)

71
The Truth about AirForce One decoy flight: By Jake Tapper on Sale December 2026.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (OkYzo)

72 A plane full of journalists you say?

Posted by: Rooting for the Ayatollah tbh at August 11, 2026 05:59 PM (wGerL)

A good start.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (dK+Kv)

73 It really is unfair.

Jake Tapper and the rest of the reporters should have been allowed to leave AF1.

Over the Atlantic at 30k.

Forcibly, if necessary.

For the good of America.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (3cUTc)

74 Heavy hitters taking a day at the beach.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (vOxCS)

75 A rat, a cockroach and a planeful of journalists walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't allow vermin in here."

The rat and the cockroach turn to the planeful of journalists and say: "Sorry, y'all are gonna have to leave."

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (2Drhq)

76 And then he just like grabbed the steering wheel thingy of the plane and yelled "FREEBIRD!"

I was scared for my life, I was.

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (Ot/FD)

77 Tapper thinks he's as beloved and admired as Jake from Sixteen Candles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (wVcYX)

78 The plane switch was hardly "secret."

He did fly his mobile palace to Turkey, but that didn't apparently raise alarms.

Only when media type discovered that the plane was devoid of certain counter measures was it "an issue."

Fire the moles.

Nobody thought otherwise until the media mouthed off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 06:02 PM (2Cry5)

79 77 Tapper thinks he's as beloved and admired as Jake from Sixteen Candles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM

Jake from State Farm polls higher than Jake Tapper

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 06:02 PM (OkYzo)

80
I don't get why the whorealists are allowed on AF1.

They are only going to lie about everything.

Does Trump ever get a break from the pieces of shit?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:02 PM (/QHx4)

81 Of course the Washington Post reveals all the preventive measures the Secret Service allegedly used. Way to go you fucking traitorous retards.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:04 PM (bvDnE)

82
Churnalist.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Fi81e)

83 Speaking of our intellectual betters...

CBC - US - Canada trade talks, this plane story
CNN - Trump switching planes. I don't know if Tapper will show up in tights.

MS Now - Iran war lost. Trump won't admit loss. GOP faces a reckoning. Also, you can change your sex! Wishcasting.

FoxNews - returned Russian prisoners

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)

84
Good one Axeman

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (/QHx4)

85 On the other hand, maybe all of that information about methods is just complete BS being put out by the administration to throw off the Iranians. Oh wait now I am giving them clues . damn!!
Posted by: Lurkyloo at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (xg4SX

Are you saying it's no big deal?

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (bvDnE)

86 The ultimate Trump troll would be to board Air Force One invite the entire Washington press corps to fly with him, then just before takeoff sneak off a back door without anyone realizing and then text the plane's coordinates to Iran. Watch as the IRGC takes out the entire press corps.

Then bomb Tehran to rubble in retaliation.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (Av6i5)

87 Odds the Miami Dolphins win a game this year?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (KGj36)

88 For fucks sake the insane left rooted for ALGAE they hate Trump so much.They would orgasm over a mass casualty attack on his watch.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

I, for one, welcome our new single-celled overlords.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (dK+Kv)

89
Jake Tapper might have surpassed Jim Acosta in his petulant whiny diva behavior.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 06:09 PM (OkYzo)

90

zombie,

Perfect,

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:09 PM (/QHx4)

91 As if the Iranians are going to harm their allies in the press corp.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (pE12i)

92 I am wondering if Tapper and Tucker are soul mate

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)

93 88 For fucks sake the insane left rooted for ALGAE they hate Trump so much.They would orgasm over a mass casualty attack on his watch.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

I, for one, welcome our new single-celled overlords.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


In the future, Algae will wage a world war against Plankton for control of the planet -- only for them to both be wiped out, and Fungi inherit the Earth.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (Av6i5)

94 Is Fapper a homo?

If so he'll love when the muzzies take over.

Posted by: four seasons
........

Even if not, they'll mistake him for one anyway.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (UjdFS)

95 For fucks sake the insane left rooted for ALGAE they hate Trump so much.They would orgasm over a mass casualty attack on his watch.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

I know it's minor in the big picture but I'm angry they let that Leftist piece of shit former Olympian off for trying to vandalize the reflecting pool.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (bvDnE)

96 87 Odds the Miami Dolphins win a game this year?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (KGj36)

Using Feminine Tenacity and a bit of the proud to be a bitch thing?

100%

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 06:11 PM (Sco7b)

97 The ultimate Trump troll would be to board Air Force One invite the entire Washington press corps to fly with him, then just before takeoff sneak off a back door without anyone realizing and then text the plane's coordinates to Iran. Watch as the IRGC takes out the entire press corps.

Then bomb Tehran to rubble in retaliation.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (Av6i5)

But the NTSB and the FAA will firmly declare that the mishap was caused by a spark from an abraded wire in the center fuel tank.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (wVcYX)

98 Jake Tapper is Jake from Propaganda Farm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (NFRf7)

99 The Iranians are what the Japanese would have been had Tojo prevailed in the internal conflict after having been nuked.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (bvDnE)

100 In the future, Algae will wage a world war against Plankton for control of the planet -- only for them to both be wiped out, and Fungi inherit the Earth.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (Av6i5)

And the yeast shall inherit the earth.

We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (dK+Kv)

101 80
I don't get why the whorealists are allowed on AF1.

They are only going to lie about everything.

Does Trump ever get a break from the pieces of shit?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:02 PM (/QHx4)


I don't believe many whorealists fly on AF1. Only the half-dozen or so Presidential press pool reporters and video and still cameramen. The pool reporter slots rotate thru the regular White House reporters from the biggest domestic media outfits. Trump or the press secretary may let a few select others fly onboard AF1 for some trips.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 06:13 PM (5rh/l)

102
Tap-a-tappa-tap they call him the Tapper
Tap, tap, tap, you know what he's after!

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 11, 2026 06:13 PM (0sNs1)

103 Funny how Obama and Biden never had to worry about foreign assassination attempts. It’s almost like all the lunatic murdering foreign America-haters knew that Obama and Biden where on their side.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:14 PM (i+vnO)

104
Yep Elric

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:15 PM (/QHx4)

105 Is Fapper a homo?

Just because I masturbate in front of the bathroom mirror does NOT make me gay!

Posted by: Shake Tapper at August 11, 2026 06:15 PM (UjdFS)

106 Jake Tapper is like a turtle who is stuck and keeps butting heads with a river rock. You gotta love that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (iySPJ)

107
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (/QHx4)

108 Why does Francesca Hong look like a hung over gecko?

Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (ZNpJk)

109 Does Trump ever get a break from the pieces of shit?

Posted by: four seasons
--

He enjoys the joust.
If he didn't they would say, 'He's Hiding'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (vOxCS)

110 Jake Tapper is Jake from Propaganda Farm
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

He's wearing khakis.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:17 PM (UjdFS)

111 Does it make me a bad person to think it woulda been a net benefit for mankind if all those commie media hacks and asslickers to get shot down by one of their beloved Muslim terrorists?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:17 PM (i+vnO)

112 Maybe Trump was on the plane and the WP story is the diversion.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:18 PM (MWfyi)

113 Glad to see you post again Len.

I hope you learned your lesson.

Posted by: pawn at August 11, 2026 06:18 PM (L5eIP)

114 President Trump's secret plane switch in Turkey is putting Air Force One's security protocols and defensive capabilities in the spotlight.

Yes, secrets are always in the spotlight.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2026 06:18 PM (ScG/9)

115

Karma

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:18 PM (/QHx4)

116 D-Lamp was a man before his time.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:19 PM (MWfyi)

117 So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

-----------

Peter Doocy would be the only White House reporter who would be missed.

Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (ZNpJk)

118 Secrets? You want secrets?

The Epstein List. We got 'em right here!

Posted by: Democrats at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (0sNs1)

119 Tapper is a decoy all right...fake (and cowardly) 'newsman'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

120 One of the young actresses I follow has a post about Puerto Rico.

I imagine they get tons of US money. Where the hell does it all get siphoned off to?

It's like Canadian Indians,
Billions of dollars just disappear.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (Sco7b)

121 I'd say this Tapper fellow is a bit of a twat, isn't he?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (4chwE)

122 This is a perfect example of why I'm no longer a Lifelong Republican... Trump attacked an innocent country and assassinated its leaders on orders from the Zionist SS, thereby endangering everyone on the people's jet, chickened out (like always), and then you guys gloat over our journalists, the policemen of democracy, being in the line of fire that he ran from, like he did with his bone spurs during Vietnam, which rhymes with Iran.

For shame.

Posted by: Republican for Talarico, now With Generational Wealth (TM) at August 11, 2026 06:21 PM (BI5O2)

123 111 Does it make me a bad person to think it woulda been a net benefit for mankind if all those commie media hacks and asslickers to get shot down by one of their beloved Muslim terrorists?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:17 PM (i+vnO)
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I'd be sad for the collateral killing of the Air Force pilots and crew and anyone aboard not in the business of rank propaganda for America's enemies, but to say net benefit is probably not wrong in the long run.

The decade-long funeral the press would throw for their fallen comrades would be fucking insufferable, though.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 06:21 PM (oqH4h)

124 Does it make me a bad person to think it woulda been a net benefit for mankind if all those commie media hacks and asslickers to get shot down by one of their beloved Muslim terrorists?
Posted by: Elric the Blade
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[ponders]

Um...well...no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

125 Troll goodness:
---
Royce White @Highway_30

10h
Don't tell me how to be a Black woman! Taking hormones are optional. The idea that a Trans woman has to subject herself to BIG PHARMA, is just another way for cis normative people to turn us into a commodity. I’m an ALL NATURAL Black trans lesbian with a penile aesthetic.

Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay
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Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e)

126 Ghouls deserve a ghoulish death.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:22 PM (2GVsD)

127 And the yeast shall inherit the earth.

We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (dK+Kv)

*Golf clap*

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 11, 2026 06:22 PM (9ZFZd)

128 At least he didn't have to bob and weave on the tarmac!

Posted by: Hillary at August 11, 2026 06:22 PM (XeU6L)

129 108 Why does Francesca Hong look like a hung over gecko?
Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (ZNpJk)

I suspect it is the drug cocktail she takes to avoid being manic-depressive and taking another overdose of lithium. She looks wrung out like an old dishrag. Her brain likewise is wrung out with proggie nonsense and racism. I guess you are what you eat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 06:23 PM (4chwE)

130 The decade-long funeral the press would throw for their fallen comrades would be fucking insufferable, though.

One Iranian terrorist would disrupt that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:23 PM (2GVsD)

131 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

132 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

Oh goody.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (dK+Kv)

133 At least he didn't have to bob and weave on the tarmac!

"At least you got to land safely." - Sec. of Commerce Ron Brown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (2GVsD)

134 Alien space queen Doll Eyes Alex now looking for a fertile human male to impregnate her eggs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (2GVsD)

135 I imagine they get tons of US money. Where the hell does it all get siphoned off to?"

Porsche Latin America...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (XuXeR)

136 131 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

We'll see if she gets an upgrade or not. If she doesn't rope in a very rich sugardaddy, it means the DNC is dropping her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

137 Broke up with her boyfriend and is freezing her eggs. What a psycho. That guy is lucky to be free.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (MWfyi)

138 And the yeast shall inherit the earth.

We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (dK+Kv)

Mrs. Big Nose: [trying to hear Jesus' sermon on the mount] Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.

Reg: What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.

Yeast it is!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (wVcYX)

139 Why does Francesca Hong look like a hung over gecko?
Posted by: Decaf

We demand an apology immediately. We are very cute when we don't drink too much.

Posted by: Geckos Anonymous at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)

140 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)


She must have read my comment earlier about how he was never gonna go through with the wedding. Now she can find herself a good muslim feminist communist to silently support her dreams to become the next Democrat woman to not be elected President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

141 Fran Drescher > Francesca Hong

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD)

142 Here's a 'The War Zone' story about a US Army HUMVEE-mounted air defense missile system deployed to Trump's Bedminster, NJ, golf club when he played there this past weekend.

https://tinyurl.com/4cz55u3n

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 06:28 PM (5rh/l)

143 AOC is not hot. I don't care what anybody says. She's repulsive.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:28 PM (MWfyi)

144 But the NTSB and the FAA will firmly declare that the mishap was caused by a spark from an abraded wire in the center fuel tank.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Pay no attention to the rocket trail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:28 PM (XeU6L)

145 116 D-Lamp was a man before his time.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:19 PM (MWfyi)

A prophet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 11, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

146 Alien space queen Doll Eyes Alex now looking for a fertile human male to impregnate her eggs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (2GVsD)

I saw this movie. Species, wasn't it?

Mmmm, prime Natasha Henstridge . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:29 PM (wVcYX)

147
Gref,

That is cool

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:29 PM (/QHx4)

148 And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.
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Whoever made that decision deserves a medal. Afterall, we're supposed to reward the behavior not the outcome.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:29 PM (TN0g+)

149 Broke up with her boyfriend and is freezing her eggs.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (MWfyi)
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It just takes her more time in the morning.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

150 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

Maybe he will release the sex tapes now out of spite.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (UjdFS)

151 AOC is not hot. I don't care what anybody says. She's repulsive.
Posted by: fd
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You just want to date me.

Posted by: AOC at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (XeU6L)

152 Alien space queen Doll Eyes Alex now looking for a fertile human male to impregnate her eggs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (2GVsD)

Speaking of yeast . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (dK+Kv)

153 And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.
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Whoever made that decision deserves a medal. Afterall, we're supposed to reward the behavior not the outcome.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:29 PM (TN0g+)
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AF1-B.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

154 "You just want to date me.
Posted by: AOC"

You already are dated. Isn't that the reason for the egg freezin?

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:31 PM (MWfyi)

155 137 Broke up with her boyfriend and is freezing her eggs. What a psycho. That guy is lucky to be free.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (MWfyi)

She is freezing her dried up, old, worthless eggs for heaven only knows what reason. If you don't harvest them younger, you get pretty much nothin'. But then, who expected AOC to believe science anyway?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 06:32 PM (4chwE)

156 Taylor Lorenz's eggs have been frozen since the Lesser Dryas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD)

157 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

One less,
bell to answer . . .

Posted by: Burt Bacharach & Hal David for The Fifth Dimension, backed by The Wrecking Crew at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (wVcYX)

158 156 Taylor Lorenz's eggs have been frozen since the Lesser Dryas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD)

Dodged a bullet there. Harridans should not be allowed to reproduce, but it appears most of them choose not to, by default.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (4chwE)

159 AOC is not hot. I don't care what anybody says. She's repulsive.
Posted by: fd
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You have caused me to look into the difference between 'repulsive' and 'repugnant':

"Repugnant and repulsive both describe something that causes strong feelings of disgust or aversion. However, "repugnant" often implies a moral or ethical objection, while "repulsive" focuses more on physical disgust."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (XeU6L)

160 87 Odds the Miami Dolphins win a game this year?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (KGj36)
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Pats fan here... you'll win at least one. We can't ever seem to win in Miami

Posted by: 496 at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (hRGul)

161 Doll Eyes Alex will hire a surrogate if she ever thaws out the eggs for fertilization. And then hire a nanny to raise the spawn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (2GVsD)

162 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

Maybe he will release the sex tapes now out of spite.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (UjdFS)
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Of her with the white woman?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (i+vnO)

163 She is freezing her dried up, old, worthless eggs for heaven only knows what reason.
......

Maybe she wants to clone a hybrid donkeybaby.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:34 PM (UjdFS)

164 She must have read my comment earlier about how he was never gonna go through with the wedding. Now she can find herself a good muslim feminist communist to silently support her dreams to become the next Democrat woman to not be elected President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

The eggs decision followed the break up or the realization of an imminent break up. We're just getting word of the break up now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

165 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)


She knows it won't look good on the Democrat nomination campaign trail, beginning in about a year, to have a white guy as her future husband.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 06:35 PM (5rh/l)

166 She is freezing her dried up, old, worthless eggs for heaven only knows what reason.
......

Maybe she wants to clone a hybrid donkeybaby.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:34 PM (UjdFS)

COTW nominee.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:36 PM (dK+Kv)

167 AOC is not hot. I don't care what anybody says. She's repulsive.
Posted by: fd
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You have caused me to look into the difference between 'repulsive' and 'repugnant':

"Repugnant and repulsive both describe something that causes strong feelings of disgust or aversion. However, "repugnant" often implies a moral or ethical objection, while "repulsive" focuses more on physical disgust."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (XeU6L)
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She was never hot. She was pretty in her younger days (watch the college dancing video) and has a nice body, albeit with the Wall approaching.

Her claim to fame is that she’s reasonably attractive with a nice body in a profession with wall-to-wall Trigglypuffs.

She’s a DC 7.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:36 PM (i+vnO)

168 Within a couple months, DC society reporters will report breathlessly about AOC's """new""" whirlwind romance with Prominent Democrat Party Insider X.

A couple of weeks later, Capitol Hill reporters will start publishing unsourced scuttlebutt about how the DSA/Left and the Party establishment are both cautiously hopeful that their burgeoning relationship will produce a fusion candidate that can bring Democrats together in 2028.

Bank it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (BI5O2)

169 Hey, the DC-7 was a good airliner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (2GVsD)

170 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

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"Call me! We can make beautiful frozen embryos together for our golden years ..." -- Megan Rappin'ho

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (PfArb)

171 131 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)


Huh. The speculation that she was hiding from financial disclosures doesn't make sense now. Either he would be absconding with their ill-gotten gains, or he would be handing them over and she would have to put them on the books. Maybe he really was just commitment-averse all along, and her geriatric-egg-freezing display brought matters to a head.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (Sy6m/)

172 She must have read my comment earlier about how he was never gonna go through with the wedding. Now she can find herself a good muslim feminist communist to silently support her dreams to become the next Democrat woman to not be elected President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

The eggs decision followed the break up or the realization of an imminent break up. We're just getting word of the break up now.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

What bleak, soulless, joyless lives these idiots live. Every waking moment is devoted to garnering attention and feeling important.

I enjoy my quiet life with my wife and family. The less attention I receive, the better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (0aYVJ)

173 She must have read my comment earlier about how he was never gonna go through with the wedding. Now she can find herself a good muslim feminist communist to silently support her dreams to become the next Democrat woman to not be elected President.
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In other great news, Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

174 "repulsive" focuses more on physical disgust."

Ok fine she's repugnulsive.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:38 PM (MWfyi)

175 Ok fine she's repugnulsive.

So Vegemite?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:39 PM (2GVsD)

176 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:40 PM (ExV1e)

177 149 Broke up with her boyfriend and is freezing her eggs.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (MWfyi)
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It just takes her more time in the morning.
Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)


Remember: peel, *then* microwave! That poor cow-orker... legend has it that she's still cleaning the mess to this day.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (Sy6m/)

178 AOC’s relationship with that pudgy soyboy was always fake. No self-respecting Stronk Empowered Womyn would be caught dead in bed with that soft effeminate loser.

She’s now clearing the decks for 2028 and hoping the supine media will pull a Taylor Swift and fawn all over her new ‘boyfriend’ when she announces him.

It all an op. Everything is an op. Even ops are ops.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (i+vnO)

179 The ultimate Trump troll would be to board Air Force One invite the entire Washington press corps to fly with him, then just before takeoff sneak off a back door without anyone realizing and then text the plane's coordinates to Iran. Watch as the IRGC takes out the entire press corps.

Then bomb Tehran to rubble in retaliation.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (Av6i5)

We'd be out a decent plane.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (uhVAy)

180 She knows it won't look good on the Democrat nomination campaign trail, beginning in about a year, to have a white guy as her future husband.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 06:35 PM (5rh/l)

He might have been a secret Jew.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (g8Ew8)

181 "Have you seen the price of eggs lately?" - AOC

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (UjdFS)

182 If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

- William Tecumseh Sherman

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 07:11 PM (ZVgZ4)

183 She’s a DC 7.

So she’s prop-powered, not jet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_DC-7

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 07:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

184 Jake Tapper and Lawrence O'Donnell are two punks that I'd love to invite outside for more personal conversations.

Posted by: Tracy at August 12, 2026 12:05 AM (KG6AB)

Author of 2024 Democrat Autopsy Says That Crucial Section Was Suppressed by the DNC -- A Chapter Accusing Democrats of Being Greedy and Self-Serving and Putting Their Quest for "Generational Wealth" Above the Fortunes of the Party

Embattled DNC head Ken Martin claims he didn't bury this part of the autopsy. He claims he never received it.

The author of the report, Paul Rivera, says he's lying.

Author of Democrats' 2024 Autopsy Says Party Left Out Key Chapter

A dispute over the chapter between the author and the Democratic National Committee has added to the party's turmoil as it tries to look forward, not backward.


By Shane Goldmacher


After months of resistance, the Democratic National Committee finally relented this May and published a draft of its autopsy of what had gone wrong in the 2024 election, saying it was releasing the unfinished document "in its entirety" in the interest of transparency.

But, according to the man who wrote the autopsy, there was a missing chapter.

The chapter raised pointed questions that were notably absent from the draft that the party put out, both about President Joseph R. Biden Jr.'s ill-fated decision to run for re-election and the sway of an operative class that had become "generationally wealthy off politics" while steering Democratic strategy.

Paul Rivera, the author of the autopsy, provided the chapter to The New York Times and spoke publicly for the first time about the party's efforts to analyze its 2024 losses. Both he and party officials agreed that the process had been messy and at times contentious. He said that the draft released by the party had been compiled from work he submitted in November and December.

But he said that the draft omitted a chapter titled "What Happened in 2024," which he said he had printed out and placed in a three-ring binder that he personally handed to the party's chairman, Ken Martin, in January.


Mr. Martin sharply disputed that account, denying in a written statement that he was ever provided with the missing chapter.

"That is false," Mr. Martin said. "This alleged report section was not in any binder I reviewed." He added, "If we had this in May, we would have released it with the rest of the report." He declined a request to be interviewed.

The disputed "What Happened" chapter addressed several politically delicate subjects that were not included in the draft the party published in May:

It questioned Mr. Biden's decision to seek re-election in the first place: "Is there a single point of failure for 2024? Perhaps it is a decision of the President to seek re-election instead of passing the torch."

It analyzed the party's loss of support among Hispanic, Black, Asian American and Native American voters, which had been mostly missing from the public draft.

And it pointedly raised the concern that most senior Democratic strategists in 2024 were "financially secure" and thus removed from the challenges facing many Americans. "It is therefore possible the people 'in the room' at the highest levels of 2024 decision making misunderstood the mood and practicalities facing everyday America," the report read.


...

The chapter did not name names of those who had become "generationally wealthy." But Mr. Rivera wrote that those Democrats seeking change "keep banging their heads up against a system proven to be inflexible and self-enriching."

"Whether that was a conscious decision on their part to bury the section for the purposes of hiding a paragraph, I don't know," Mr. Rivera said of the D.N.C. "That's a them question. What I can tell you is they had it, and they made a decision not to release it."


...


The dispute threatens to become a distraction for the party less than 100 days before the November midterm elections, when Democrats hope that President Trump's poor approval ratings will help them win control of the House and possibly the Senate. And it comes as Mr. Martin has come under fire for his stewardship of a party that recently reported more than $2 million in debt, while the Republican National Committee had $128.5 million in the bank.

Mr. Rivera, whose reputation was damaged when the party released and disavowed his draft report, said he was going public because he believed the party needed sweeping changes to avoid repeating the mistakes of the past -- which would require frank conversations that he does not see happening.

"It's coming from a place of hope and, honestly, a little bit of desperation," he said.

"There's a very comfortable ecosystem that will profit mightily from no change," said Mr. Rivera, who added that he was now releasing his own 564-page review of the 2024 election. "And I think that we need some disruption here to force change."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 HAHAHAHAHHA

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 04:30 PM (N1tpc)

2 Of course they did. Of course they did.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 04:30 PM (N1tpc)

3 I gotta admit though, it's fair to remove it because it's not like the republicans are any different.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (N1tpc)

4 Guess I better nood.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (N1tpc)

5 Author of 2024 Democrat Autopsy

Aw, not literal.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (VHUov)

6 The party that pushed through the Inflation Reduction Act as the only major policy win of Biden's presidency was mostly concerned with accumulating wealth to themselves and to cronies?

Well, shocked I am.

Shocked!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:32 PM (R/W/5)

7 Might as well be a missing chapter from the GOP's autopsies from 2008 and 2012.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2026 04:33 PM (diia5)

8
Just to let you know, I wouldn't touch that stuff with a lead-coated tongue.

Posted by: The Dog at August 11, 2026 04:33 PM (mmrXZ)

9 "That is false," Mr. Martin said. "This alleged report section was not in any binder I reviewed." He added, "If we had this in May, we would have released it with the rest of the report." He declined a request to be interviewed.

THERE- there's the weasel words: "Not in any binder I reviewed"

He doesn't say he didn't know about it or that he didn't remove it. He made sure someone else removed it before he "reviewed" the report.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (N1tpc)

10 Good thing the Republicans don't have problems like this.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

11 Any serious shakeup of personnel in the DNC since late 2024?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (R/W/5)

12 The author of the report, Paul Rivera, says he's lying.

_____________________________________

I know that guy. He's the one that rode his horse through Albequerque yelling "The Mexicans are coming!!! The Mexicans are coming!!!"

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (dIske)

13 Top 20

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (AfOoj)

14 The Mossad hacked the DNC's autopsy!

Posted by: Candance Owens at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (n9eFH)

15 Bacon is a gift. What other purpose do pigs have?
Yum yum
Posted by: four seasons
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We agree!

Posted by: Pigs for Bacon at August 11, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)

16 Did we really need an entire report to show that the Democrat Party is a continuing criminal enterprise?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 04:35 PM (4NO2D)

17 >>>The chapter did not name names of those who had become "generationally wealthy." But Mr. Rivera wrote that those Democrats seeking change "keep banging their heads up against a system proven to be inflexible and self-enriching."

You had one job.

Fail.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:35 PM (dK+Kv)

18 When's the last time any significant number of high level strategists in either party had a clue what average Americans thought? The 1800s?

Hunter Biden was so thoroughly indoctrinated by his stupid father, he genuinely thought of himself as blue collar. I once read one of his girlfriends had to tell him blue collar people didn't have ballrooms in their houses.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 04:35 PM (mkw2N)

19 The author of the report, Paul Rivera, says he's lying.
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Given his clear record of honesty, we should believe him!

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:36 PM (Fi81e)

20 That is their crucial takeaway though, really? I am thinking there are quite a few other items that should be up for discussion that might be a bit less obvious and a bit more difficult for this crowd to face.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 04:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

21 15 Bacon is a gift. What other purpose do pigs have?
Yum yum
Posted by: four seasons
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We agree!
Posted by: Pigs for Bacon at August 11, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)
________________________

I can think of at least one other purpose.

Posted by: Robert "Willie" Pickton at August 11, 2026 04:36 PM (dIske)

22
Might as well be a missing chapter from the GOP's autopsies from 2008 and 2012.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

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The ones that said we need to legalize all the aliens? They might as well have been bleach-bitted anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 04:36 PM (mmrXZ)

23 Might as well be a missing chapter from the GOP's autopsies from 2008 and 2012.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2026 04:33 PM



The Republicans need more outreach to the immigrant community.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 04:37 PM (4NO2D)

24 "That is false," Mr. Martin said. "This alleged report section was not in any binder I reviewed."

He's lying. His response is cheap lawyered bullshit. "Well, it wasn't in any binder that I reviewed."

That leaves a big opening for the report to be somewhere else and reviewed by someone else.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 04:37 PM (iFTx/)

25 Marxists never blame themselves nor admit wrong doing.
No wonder this was swept under the rug

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)

26
Amassing wealth is the only goal of the DSA types. They don't give a damn about the working class. Hell, THEY think they're the working class.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 04:40 PM (O0L8i)

27 Bacon is a gift. What other purpose do pigs have?
Yum yum
Posted by: four seasons
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We agree!
Posted by: Pigs for Bacon at August 11, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)


Burial accoutrements for mohammedans?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 04:40 PM (eGn4U)

28
That is their crucial takeaway though, really? I am thinking there are quite a few other items that should be up for discussion that might be a bit less obvious and a bit more difficult for this crowd to face.
Posted by: Piper

================

Whatever the crucial takeaways are in the Dec 2024 autopsy, they're lipstick on a pig. Dems are fundamentally flawed, and the DSA disaster they're now facing is the logical progression of their core beliefs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 04:40 PM (mmrXZ)

29 It really documents the DC mantra "The GRAFT must FLOW!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:40 PM (Fi81e)

30 Hunter Biden was so thoroughly indoctrinated by his stupid father, he genuinely thought of himself as blue collar. I once read one of his girlfriends had to tell him blue collar people didn't have ballrooms in their houses.

He knew. I'm pretty sure the Yale law degree was a giveaway.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:40 PM (Riz8t)

31 >>>the sway of an operative class that had become "generationally wealthy off politics" while steering Democratic strategy.

Guesses?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:40 PM (dK+Kv)

32 Self-Serving and Putting Their Quest for "Generational Wealth" Above the Fortunes of the Party


Which is kind of funny since they stay in power until they drop dead. And the kids are about 73 by the time the Dems die and pass it on.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (Sco7b)

33
Dec 2024 autopsy

*Dem 2024 autopsy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)

34 When's the last time any significant number of high level strategists in either party had a clue what average Americans thought? The 1800s?
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Oh, they have a clue. They know exactly was going on. A better question was when was the last time they were responsive to average American voter concerns. That was on life support by the 1980s and euthanized sometime in the 1990s. Nothing since ole Slick Willies 2nd term. Been gaslighting set on "Turbo" since 2001

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (nOWpl)

35
Who was the Democratic operative who said they were lying in the journal they wrote?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (O0L8i)

36 Rand Paul went to Ft. Knox and discussed the economy.
He is either disbelieved, or is accused of downplaying how lazy and entitled the younger generations are. plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose



Senator Rand Paul
@SenRandPaul
Aug 10
Yes, the gold is there all (approximately) 147 million ounces. It is impressive, but the real point is what it still teaches in 2026.

In 1971 we severed the dollar from gold. Since then the currency has lost roughly 85% of its value. Prices are higher because the money itself is weaker.

A family making $50,000 with two kids that has not received a 25% raise in the last five years is falling behind.

This is now often called “affordability,” but the the accurate word is inflation.

We run annual deficits of two trillion dollars. The Federal Reserve buys about a third of that debt by creating new money. Every new dollar dilutes the value of the dollars already in people’s pockets. Gold does not expand when Congress spends. Paper does.
That is the difference.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)

37 "That is false," Mr. Martin said. "This alleged report section was not in any binder I reviewed."

A vignette at DNC:

"You, intern, make sure that d*mned report is out of these binders before I look at them"

"Sure boss, where should I put them?"

* throws phone*

"Do I look like I care?" Put them in those binders where Romney put his women!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)

38 Well, Kamala spent almost 2 billion on something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s)

39 Why wouldn't the Dem operatives think making bank was the whole point of the exercise? After all, they watched people like Pelosi and Obama get fabulously wealthy via politics, so they just aped their betters.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:42 PM (Riz8t)

40 They had binders full of graft.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2026 04:42 PM (1S/J9)

41 >>His response is cheap lawyered bullshit. "Well, it wasn't in any binder that I reviewed."


There is Weasel in his words, he who would be called Blade.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2026 04:42 PM (uzmqU)

42 I had a ballroom, though most of my collars were mink, not blue.

Posted by: Aruba Liberace, Play Mambo for Me at August 11, 2026 04:42 PM (JM9I6)

43 Infighting among the Democratic leadership?

That's too bad.


Anyway. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2026 04:42 PM (57D2M)

44 Who was the Democratic operative who said they were lying in the journal they wrote?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (O0L8i)
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I think it's the guy who "lied to his diary" about Betty Curie and whether she moved files to the WH residence.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:43 PM (Fi81e)

45 Oh look. Democrats. Politicos. They're all lying. It's all they do.

Well, that and steal our money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 04:43 PM (2Cry5)

46 There is Weasel in his words, he who would be called Blade.

There is bulls*** in his words of tofu, for all men to see.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

47 https://thenewneo.com /confessions of a former dsa organizer

A good listen on the Marxists co-opt Democrats into their Marxism

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:44 PM (Ia/+0)

48 Look, if I learned anything from carrying around 3-ring binders in school it's that things can fall out of them at any time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)

49 If you asked Dems who recently lost his security access because he was leaking information about AF1, not 1 in 500 would know.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

50 Hmmm, somebody just got zapped.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:46 PM (Riz8t)

51 "Affordability" is the Dems' way of applying their history of success in sloganizing a problem that actually needs something done about it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:46 PM (Fi81e)

52
We run annual deficits of two trillion dollars. The Federal Reserve buys about a third of that debt by creating new money. Every new dollar dilutes the value of the dollars already in people’s pockets. Gold does not expand when Congress spends. Paper does.
That is the difference.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)

He ain't wrong

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 11, 2026 04:46 PM (r7+Q7)

53 Why wouldn't the Dem operatives think making bank was the whole point of the exercise? After all, they watched people like Pelosi and Obama get fabulously wealthy via politics, so they just aped their betters.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:42 PM (Riz8t)

Dont forget Bernie, Omar, Aoc. Small wonder they believe the money makes all the 'hardship' worth it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (zZu0s)

54 A Chapter Accusing Democrats of Being Greedy and Self-Serving and Putting Their Quest for "Generational Wealth" Above the Fortunes of the Party


Ahh!
The Washington state democrats have been heard from.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (2WIwB)

55 Looking at this report and the actions of the Dems it seems to me the DSA doesn't have to work real hard to take over the left. The Democrats are old and incompetent , engaging in circular firing squads and committing suicide by stupidity. The DSA is made up if incompetent , emotional , entitled toddlers and they are driving the Dems into the grave

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (NFRf7)

56 48 Look, if I learned anything from carrying around 3-ring binders in school it's that things can fall out of them at any time...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

If you use "reinforcements" that don't happen.

Posted by: A Perfessor Should Know That at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (JM9I6)

57 Look, if I learned anything from carrying around 3-ring binders in school it's that things can fall out of them at any time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)
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But it cannot be discounted as a boner shield.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)

58 After all, they watched people like Pelosi and Obama get fabulously wealthy via politics, so they just aped their betters.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:42 PM (Riz8t)

Dont forget Bernie, Omar, Aoc. Small wonder they believe the money makes all the 'hardship' worth it.


I did say "like".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

59 Now, the Trapper Keeper, now, you don't ever lose anything out of one of those. Botany homework, trig, your essay on Johnny Tremain, all safely enclosed in Velcro.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (1S/J9)

60 > Oh, they have a clue. They know exactly was going on.

Do they though? Most of their information comes from their staffers, pollsters, patrons, and special interest representatives. Sometimes they do town halls, but who goes to those? Seniors, mostly.

I think most of these people don't have a clue.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 04:48 PM (mkw2N)

61 >>After all, they watched people like Pelosi and Obama get fabulously wealthy via politics, so they just aped their betters.


The Clintons laugh.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2026 04:48 PM (uzmqU)

62 Hunter Biden was so thoroughly indoctrinated by his stupid father, he genuinely thought of himself as blue collar. I once read one of his girlfriends had to tell him blue collar people didn't have ballrooms in their houses.

He knew. I'm pretty sure the Yale law degree was a giveaway.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:40 PM (Riz8t)

They hate regular people far too much to 'think they are one of them'. Every single one of them, down to the person with a JuCo Theater Arts Degree.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

63 Again with the binders - Mitt still trying to figure out what went wrong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 04:49 PM (NFRf7)

64 >>After all, they watched people like Pelosi and Obama get fabulously wealthy via politics, so they just aped their betters.


The Clintons laugh.


Yeah, they should have made the list.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

65 > Oh, they have a clue. They know exactly was going on.

Do they though? Most of their information comes from their staffers, pollsters, patrons, and special interest representatives. Sometimes they do town halls, but who goes to those? Seniors, mostly.

I think most of these people don't have a clue.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 04:48 PM (mkw2N)

you don't build those ivory towers and gated communities because you like mixing with the staff.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)

66 From the last thread:

63 Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearence. He is alleged to have leaked to NYT details about Air Force 1 and its replacement and trump switcheroo. His comment to the AP
Kendall told the Associated Press late on Friday that he was “completely mystified” by the accusation. “No one has said anything to me about what I’m asserted to have revealed and I can’t imagine what it could be”.

WHICH IS NOT A DENIAL.
Posted by: Dems a decepticons at August 11, 2026 03:47 PM (anL5R)


Explain it to me like I'm a bright 12-year-old. Under what legal theory is he asserting a right to a privilege?

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)

67 You'd see more transparency out of the Genovese family.

I was telling Mrs Meanie that the Dems as currently configured are the true stalwarts and believers; everyone just rents out space in the Republican party.

Now, maybe I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2026 04:52 PM (1S/J9)

68 Hunter Biden was so thoroughly indoctrinated by his stupid father, he genuinely thought of himself as blue collar. I once read one of his girlfriends had to tell him blue collar people didn't have ballrooms in their houses.


Drug-fueled orgies with multiple, hot biological asian females at the same time.

I don't know why so many country songs are downers.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 04:52 PM (Sco7b)

69 Explain it to me like I'm a bright 12-year-old. Under what legal theory is he asserting a right to a privilege?

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)
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He's a good and loyal Democrat stooge.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)

70 Well, Kamala spent almost 2 billion on something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s)

That, and her refusal to go anywhere near the border when Biden 'put her in charge' were her finest hours in office. The only thing smarter would have been to refuse to run when Biden named her the nominee. Watching Obama and the clowns try and find a candidate and run would have been hilarious.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)

71 I would remind you people that, during her Presidential Campaign, Hillary carried her own tray at Chipotle's. Her own tray!

If this doesn't scream out "I'm one of you!" then I don't know what does.

Posted by: Dr. Frizelda Q. Screetchan, Ed.D at August 11, 2026 04:54 PM (n9eFH)

72 Axios: Author of DNC's 2024 "autopsy" says he concluded Gaza war hurt Harris. but never submitted it to party leadership.

No one should care. It was done so extremely poorly no one can use it for anything. The DNC failed epically.

Even if you're the most ardent defender over at /r/neoliberal you must have to agree that the DNC is comically incompetent.

It’d be comedic if it wasn’t ratchet-effecting us into fascism.

“Genocide joe” was a right wing psyop / propaganda that actually worked to push people against voting for the democratic candidate to help trump and maga candidates win.

I still voted Kamala for harm reduction and don't agree with sitting out of the last election. Left Is Best.

Dems punched left and down instead of punching right and up is the reason for literally every Dem failure of all sizes macro and micro

Didn't they release this last year and everyone came to the conclusion that Gaza didn't have any impact?

Everyone knew that Kamala's stance on Gaza would harm her changes, no matter how much she frowned and said "what's happening in Gaza saddens me but i don't plan on changing anything".

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 04:54 PM (d8zZq)

73 Both parties are run by insiders.... which is why Establishment Repubs are still against MAGA Trump.

It's the same insiders that destroyed the TEA party movement... and before that Ross Perot.

Some of this is generational, with so much power in the hands of geriatric folks... who have no idea at all about how the country is today... the challenges of the upcoming generation. Face it folks, we've been looted by BOTH parties, for a couple of generations now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 04:55 PM (mP0Kj)

74
Work hard to support your family. Then the assholes steal your money to give it away to lazy shits.

The system is working well for them.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 04:55 PM (/QHx4)

75 Yanking that guys security clearance is better than a possible court martial. Let it go Indiana

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 04:56 PM (NFRf7)

76 You'd see more transparency out of the Genovese family.

I was telling Mrs Meanie that the Dems as currently configured are the true stalwarts and believers; everyone just rents out space in the Republican party.

Now, maybe I'm not so sure.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2026 04:52 PM (1S/J9)

There are still crooks in the Dems, the old operators, but they are being replaced by plain old looters and college sophomore true believer types. They can't run the machinery of corruption or graft well.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy)

77 I would remind you people that, during her Presidential Campaign, Hillary carried her own tray at Chipotle's. Her own tray!

If this doesn't scream out "I'm one of you!" then I don't know what does.


Yes, but it would have been better if she hadn't then placed the tray on the head of a passing "little person".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

78 Face it folks, we've been looted by BOTH parties, for a couple of generations now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 04:55 PM (mP0Kj)


Work hard to support your family. Then the assholes steal your money to give it away to lazy shits.

The system is working well for them.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 04:55 PM (/QHx4)


Horde mind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:57 PM (dK+Kv)

79 Some of this is generational, with so much power in the hands of geriatric folks... who have no idea at all about how the country is today... the challenges of the upcoming generation. Face it folks, we've been looted by BOTH parties, for a couple of generations now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 04:55 PM (mP0Kj)

And they are really angry that the gravy train got (somewhat) cut off by Trump.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 04:57 PM (N1tpc)

80 I was telling Mrs Meanie that the Dems as currently configured are the true stalwarts and believers; everyone just rents out space in the Republican party.

Now, maybe I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


We've known for a while the establishments of the two parties had more in common with each other than with Americans at large. Now it seems both parties' griftocratic cores are getting shoved aside, though the nature of those displacing them are...notably different.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 04:57 PM (OUMaO)

81 Explain it to me like I'm a bright 12-year-old. Under what legal theory is he asserting a right to a privilege?
Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)

You usually don't need a legal theory to win a case anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)

82 Binder? Are we in middle school? Well, yes, if thats your....

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 11, 2026 04:58 PM (wxsGM)

83 Why the hell would you get into D politics if not to get rich?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

84 I would remind you people that, during her Presidential Campaign, Hillary carried her own tray at Chipotle's. Her own tray!

If this doesn't scream out "I'm one of you!" then I don't know what does.
Posted by: Dr. Frizelda Q. Screetchan, Ed.D at August 11, 2026 04:54 PM (n9eFH)
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Just like everybody else, she stood back , didn't talk to the counter people looked at her phone and had her assistant order for her.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:58 PM (Fi81e)

85 Explain it to me like I'm a bright 12-year-old. Under what legal theory is he asserting a right to a privilege?
Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)

You usually don't need a legal theory to win a case anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)

OrangeManBad is usually enough to get passed the pleadings stage.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:59 PM (dK+Kv)

86 If you use "reinforcements" that don't happen.
Posted by: A Perfessor Should Know That at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (JM9I6)
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I'll be you're one of those fancy folks who insist on using "college ruled" paper instead of regular paper.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:00 PM (FZ29D)

87 Why the hell would you get into D politics if not to get rich?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

Other than the rapes?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:00 PM (dK+Kv)

88 >> Why the hell would you get into D politics if not to get rich?


For the Pussy?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Rosa DeLauro, Maizie Hirono et al at August 11, 2026 05:00 PM (uzmqU)

89 “No one has said anything to me about what I’m asserted to have revealed and I can’t imagine what it could be”.

WHICH IS NOT A DENIAL.
Posted by: Dems a decepticons at August 11, 2026 03:47 PM (anL5R)

Explain it to me like I'm a bright 12-year-old. Under what legal theory is he asserting a right to a privilege?
Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)c

It's a lawsuit against Trump... so we'll allow it.

Posted by: Judiciary at August 11, 2026 05:00 PM (mP0Kj)

90 Why the hell would you get into D politics if not to get rich?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

Other than the rapes?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:00 PM (dK+Kv)
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They can be "rich in rapes".

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

91 >> Why the hell would you get into D politics if not to get rich?


For the Pussy?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Rosa DeLauro, Maizie Hirono et al at August 11, 2026 05:00 PM (uzmqU)

Because of your deep and abiding love of country.....hahahahahahahhahahhhahah

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)

92 Because of your deep and abiding love of country.....hahahahahahahhahahhhahah

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)


China is a country.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:03 PM (dK+Kv)

93 Democrats autopsy.
I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 05:03 PM (2WIwB)

94 If you use "reinforcements" that don't happen.
Posted by: A Perfessor Should Know That at August 11, 2026 04:47 PM (JM9I6)
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I'll be you're one of those fancy folks who insist on using "college ruled" paper instead of regular paper.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:00 PM (FZ29D)

Green Engineer graph paper FTW

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy)

95 "What other purpose do pigs have?"

Role model.

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at August 11, 2026 05:04 PM (MWfyi)

96 88 >> Why the hell would you get into D politics if not to get rich?

For the Pussy?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Rosa DeLauro, Maizie Hirono et al at August 11, 2026 05:00 PM (uzmqU)

Actually... I had a good friend who got involved with doing Chamber of Commerce stuff, and was dating a Democrat Mayor near my hometown.

This was when Gary Condit was our Representative... and he roped me into going to a couple of 'events' for Condit (cocktail party stuff).

Everyone there was on the make.... EVERYONE... Politicians, their wives, their staff...

I'm a retired sailor, and I saw more moral conduct in the Cheap Hooker section of Subic Bay, then I did out of that political class.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 05:05 PM (mP0Kj)

97 > What other purpose do pigs have?

To receive belly rubs. Pigs love belly rubs.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 05:05 PM (mkw2N)

98 Green Engineer graph paper FTW
Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy)
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I'm not an engineer but I love that stuff!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:05 PM (FZ29D)

99 95 "What other purpose do pigs have?"

Role model.
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at August 11, 2026 05:04 PM (MWfyi)
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Constant companion.

Posted by: Fred Ziffel at August 11, 2026 05:06 PM (n9eFH)

100 No California liberal has ever been elected President, and likely none ever will.

All three Presidents who were California residents (Nixon, Reagan, and Hoover) were conservatives.

Commie Lay is the only one who even advanced to the general election, and that's only because she got rammed through without a primary. Others (Cranston and Jerry Brown come to mind) didn't make it through the primaries.

So....perhaps we should hope for the Dems to nominate Spavined Gruesome.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 05:07 PM (IG3/x)

101 97 > What other purpose do pigs have?

To receive belly rubs. Pigs love belly rubs.
Posted by: bonhomme

Why, oh why, is the default here always to pork and pork products?

Posted by: Susie Sirloin at August 11, 2026 05:07 PM (JM9I6)

102 99 95 "What other purpose do pigs have?"

Role model.
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at August 11, 2026 05:04 PM (MWfyi)
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Constant companion.
Posted by: Fred Ziffel at August 11, 2026 05:06 PM (n9eFH)

BACON!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

103 I'm a retired sailor, and I saw more moral conduct in the Cheap Hooker section of Subic Bay, then I did out of that political class.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 05:05 PM (mP0Kj)


Sounds like a fund raiser I was forced (for business purposes) to attend for our senator. Buy one round of drinks and the ladies(and a few dudes) were hanging on your arm.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 05:08 PM (2WIwB)

104 *rolls on back and presents belly*

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at August 11, 2026 05:08 PM (MWfyi)

105 Heg gave it to him in a binder? Well, Theres the problem. Should’ve used a trapper keeper.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2026 05:10 PM (u73oe)

106 If I understand this report correctly the Democrat party has morphed into something aproximating the inbred European aristoricrcy whose only purpose was to perpetuate itself, extract as much wealth from those they abuse, and wage endless turf wars with other emeny aristocracies.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 11, 2026 05:10 PM (KcT4I)

107 Commie Lay is the only one who even advanced to the general election, and that's only because she got rammed through without a primary. Others (Cranston and Jerry Brown come to mind) didn't make it through the primaries.

So....perhaps we should hope for the Dems to nominate Spavined Gruesome.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 05:07 PM (IG3/x)

I doubt they are going to steamroll over the primaries for Newsom. So I expect him to lose there if he runs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:11 PM (uhVAy)

108 The “town halls” the Democrats occasionally hold are seeded with their people who ask prepared questions to which the Democrat politicians have good sounding prepared answers which upon reflection make little sense. Of course if a Democrat could reflect they wouldn’t remain Democrat for very long. Oh well, the answer “sounds” good!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 05:11 PM (eGn4U)

109 The Left will always eventually eat each other. More often than not with violence. History has shown this is the case every time.

It's what they do. One is never Left enough so the true Left must destroy them to make sure the movement is run correctly.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (KC5Lt)

110 Well, we know it's not true because no Democrat has gotten rich while in office. The MSM would surely cover something like that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ExV1e)

111 @nataliegwinters
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2h
BREAKING: Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)

112 Why, oh why, is the default here always to pork and pork products?

Posted by: Susie Sirloin at August 11, 2026 05:07 PM (JM9I6)

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Big Penguin PsyOps.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:13 PM (TyTN/)

113 If I understand this report correctly the Democrat party has morphed into something aproximating the inbred European aristoricrcy whose only purpose was to perpetuate itself, extract as much wealth from those they abuse, and wage endless turf wars with other emeny aristocracies.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 11, 2026 05:10 PM (KcT4I


Hence the French Revolution.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 05:14 PM (eGn4U)

114 @nataliegwinters
·
2h
BREAKING: Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)

Surely the allahgators will eat them last.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:14 PM (dK+Kv)

115 "All three Presidents who were California residents (Nixon, Reagan, and Hoover) were conservatives."

Nixon? Nixon was conservative only in the sense that he believed no one should have any fun unless he approved of it. That made Carter a conservative. Nixon was the original alphabet person.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 05:14 PM (DZ9Lv)

116 Newsom has his adultery scandal that has raised its head again . He's done plus he's just a greasy retard.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 05:14 PM (KC5Lt)

117 111 @nataliegwinters
·
2h
BREAKING: Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”
Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)

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*crickets*

Posted by: Liberals constantly whining about the Separation of Church and State at August 11, 2026 05:14 PM (n9eFH)

118 Pork products are to mooselimbs as garlic to vampires. Bacon!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 05:15 PM (eGn4U)

119 The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”
Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)

Seems a bit racist-y to me. Christianphobic, perhaps?

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2026 05:15 PM (qtfk+)

120 Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 05:14 PM (DZ9Lv)

You're judging based on today's definition.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 05:16 PM (KC5Lt)

121 Spiral notebooks are of the devil.

Posted by: Every left handed person in elementary school at August 11, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

122 116 Newsom has his adultery scandal that has raised its head again . He's done plus he's just a greasy retard.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 05:14 PM (KC5Lt)

I'm just shocked it was with an adult.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:17 PM (Ot/FD)

123 @nataliegwinters
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2h
BREAKING: Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)

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I'm imagining the State of Massachusetts creating a “Christian Commission” to help place Christians in government and shape state policy.

/Well no, no I'm not ... because THAT of course would be blocked by a US District Clown Judge and ruled Unconstitutional.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:17 PM (TyTN/)

124 A Muslim Commission is to get Muslims into government posions to take over.
The Marxists are comrades to Muslims, for now

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 05:17 PM (Ia/+0)

125 I find this all to be terribly misleading.

When I read "autopsy' of the Democrat Party I'm led to believe we're talking about it having been laid waste by illness, a sudden heart attack, a severe stroke, or, and this is the likely culprit; Murder-Death-Kill.

It's like leading me on, teasing me, letting me get to second base and then sending me to the friend zone.

I am now quite uncomfortable with my current discomfort.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 05:18 PM (6ydKt)

126 Yanking that guys security clearance is better than a possible court martial.

Secretary of the (insert military branch here) is a civilian so they would not be court martialed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 05:19 PM (ExV1e)

127 I am back from walking to downtown and casting my useless run-off vote against Jerry Carl. Poll worker implored me to drag other voters in from the hedges and highways, turnout being that poor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 05:19 PM (4NO2D)

128 "Green Engineer graph paper FTW"

yes! this!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 05:20 PM (VyBeY)

129 Indiana Fever coach, Stephanie White, lost the locker room after defending DiJonai Carrington following the brutal foul on Sophie Cunningham.

She later openly argued with Caitlin Clark.

She was fired this morning.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 05:21 PM (YsG2T)

130 128 "Green Engineer graph paper FTW"

yes! this!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 05:20 PM (VyBeY)


It's Not Easy Being Green.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog, who is romantically involved with a pig at August 11, 2026 05:21 PM (n9eFH)

131 If the Democrat Party had a motto/slogan it would read something like "That ain't rain on your face."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 11, 2026 05:21 PM (KcT4I)

132 I will say this, the only thing that saved us during Biden was the greed of all the various factions that were using him as a figurehead.

If they'd been united, they would have destroyed the country.
Near did.

But, just like the snarling demons in hell they are controlled by, the Dems too could not control their fighting.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 05:22 PM (3cUTc)

133 @nataliegwinters
·
2h
BREAKING: Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”
Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)


From Article 6 of the US Constitution:

...no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

134
"White" working families are now the class enemy. Got it.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 05:22 PM (Y8DZL)

135 If the Democrat Party had a motto/slogan it would read something like "That ain't rain on your face."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 11, 2026 05:21 PM (KcT4I)

Arbeit macht frei.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:23 PM (dK+Kv)

136 123 @nataliegwinters
·
2h
BREAKING: Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)
______________________________

Well, I wish them luck on the Equal Protection Act lawsuit forthcoming.

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2026 05:23 PM (dIske)

137 Senator Rand Paul
@SenRandPaul
Aug 10
Yes, the gold is there all (approximately) 147 million ounces. It is impressive, but the real point is what it still teaches in 2026.

In 1971 we severed the dollar from gold. Since then the currency has lost roughly 85% of its value. Prices are higher because the money itself is weaker.

A family making $50,000 with two kids that has not received a 25% raise in the last five years is falling behind.

This is now often called “affordability,” but the the accurate word is inflation.

We run annual deficits of two trillion dollars. The Federal Reserve buys about a third of that debt by creating new money. Every new dollar dilutes the value of the dollars already in people’s pockets. Gold does not expand when Congress spends. Paper does.
That is the difference.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)
==
Ah Rand is a chip off the old block. Completely wrong about gold of course. Once again class - monetary inflation is caused by inflating the supply of currency in a manner disproportionate to the productivity of the economy upon which the currency is based.

Gold is just a talisman.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2026 05:24 PM (7/DDO)

138 The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”
Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)

Seems a bit racist-y to me. Christianphobic, perhaps?
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2026 05:15 PM (qtfk+)

Sounds like 'establishing a religion' to me.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:24 PM (uhVAy)

139 Romeo 13, did you ever visit Marylyn’s Blow Haven in Subic?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (KGj36)

140 Romeo 13, did you ever visit Marylyn’s Blow Haven in Subic?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (KGj36)

For an emergency blow?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (dK+Kv)

141 Indiana Fever coach, Stephanie White, lost the locker room after defending DiJonai Carrington following the brutal foul on Sophie Cunningham.

She later openly argued with Caitlin Clark.

She was fired this morning.
Posted by: SMOD

So much for White Privilege.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (yUP64)

142 Ah Rand is a chip off the old block. Completely wrong about gold of course. Once again class - monetary inflation is caused by inflating the supply of currency in a manner disproportionate to the productivity of the economy upon which the currency is based.

Gold is just a talisman.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2026 05:24 PM (7/DDO)

Gold would expand if you let South Africa mine out a few more zillion tons. But it wouldn't change that much.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

143 $2 million in debt, while the Republican National Committee had $128.5 million in the bank.
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If one didn't know better, one might think that the vast majority of money going to D candidates was fraudulent and siphoned off from NGOs and USAID.

If one didn't know better.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)

144 A Chapter Accusing Democrats of Being Greedy and Self-Serving and Putting Their Quest for "Generational Wealth" Above the Fortunes of the Party

--

kinda bipartisan problem pre Trump

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 11, 2026 05:26 PM (Ydd86)

145 Indiana Fever coach, Stephanie White, lost the locker room after defending DiJonai Carrington following the brutal foul on Sophie Cunningham.

She later openly argued with Caitlin Clark.

She was fired this morning.
Posted by: SMOD

So much for White Privilege.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

She has not been fired.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 11, 2026 05:27 PM (YZ0Fo)

146 Off sinister sock

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 05:27 PM (W2Pud)

147 For an emergency blow?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (dK+Kv)
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I know the feeling.

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 11, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)

148

Once the muzzies either kill or imprison we taxpaying citizens, who are they going to steal money from?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:27 PM (/QHx4)

149 Would that be the “white” her “white privilege” tweet referred to?

Posted by: Accomack at August 11, 2026 05:28 PM (77Bgk)

150 Once the muzzies either kill or imprison we taxpaying citizens, who are they going to steal money from?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:27 PM (/QHx4)

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The Somalians?

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:29 PM (LMWcc)

151 I hope she was fired, that could have been a very bad to fatal move

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

152 Once the muzzies either kill or imprison we taxpaying citizens, who are they going to steal money from?

Posted by: four seasons

Once they're out of enemies, they turn on each other.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2026 05:29 PM (yUP64)

153 A Chapter Accusing Democrats of Being Greedy and Self-Serving and Putting Their Quest for "Generational Wealth" Above the Fortunes of the Party
>>>
I'm shocked at these revelations! If only Nancy Pelosi and Dick Durbin knew!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 05:29 PM (wVcYX)

154 Fake Stephanie White firing report sends Fever fans into frenzy

https://tinyurl.com/3j7b9sy8

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 05:30 PM (4NO2D)

155 Wow, I'm surrounded by pussy!

Actually cats.
I'm by my neighbours and friends. I'm staying here to make sure the water is turned off.

Snowflake and Starry are here. Nice day.

Posted by: Stateless at August 11, 2026 05:30 PM (Sco7b)

156
Indiana Fever coach, Stephanie White, lost the locker room after defending DiJonai Carrington following the brutal foul on Sophie Cunningham.

She later openly argued with Caitlin Clark.

She was fired this morning.
Posted by: SMOD


X handle 'Fever Update' has claimed that the franchise has already let go of their head coach.

The handle also claimed that the team will announce a new head coach before the Fever's upcoming game against the New York Liberty.

However, in reality, the Fever have made no such announcement. As things stand, White remains the head coach of the team, albeit with many wanting her to be sacked.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 05:30 PM (Cqx++)

157 Indiana Fever coach, Stephanie White, lost the locker room after defending DiJonai Carrington following the brutal foul on Sophie Cunningham.

She later openly argued with Caitlin Clark.

She was fired this morning.
Posted by: SMOD

So much for White Privilege.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

It has been interesting getting a full frontal nudity documentary view of leftist racist culture, more specifically, black lesbian ghetto culture, but I have to say I am ready to go back to meerkat videos.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 11, 2026 05:31 PM (KcT4I)

158 So, Thune is initiating Pro Forma Sessions in the Senate with the express purpose of keeping our side from making recess appointments to the Federal Judiciary.

How does this mongrel justify this considering the absolute ownership of the Judiciary by the Left as a strategy? Anyone....Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 05:31 PM (dIske)

159 If one didn't know better, one might think that the vast majority of money going to D candidates was fraudulent and siphoned off from NGOs and USAID.

If one didn't know better.
Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)

Other methods - doing stuff for voters, getting contributions was way more work that mass fraud from the deep state. Then they lost control of the presidency.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

160 For an emergency blow?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (dK+Kv)
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I know the feeling.
Posted by: Hunter B. at August 11, 2026 05:27 PM


Me too.

Posted by: USS Thresher (SSN-593) at August 11, 2026 05:31 PM (9A1yT)

161 Sometimes Muslims keep you around to tax to death, and abuse you on the streets to provecthey rule over you.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

162 How does doping the West help China win? They will end up being thoroughly outnumbered. Maybe the musselman thing is just an AWFL plan.

Posted by: Accomack at August 11, 2026 05:32 PM (77Bgk)

163 Sometimes Muslims keep you around to tax to death, and abuse you on the streets to provecthey rule over you.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

Not on my watch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:33 PM (dK+Kv)

164 Nood, Trump assassination threats

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 05:33 PM (Sy6m/)

165 Doping the West with musselmans

Posted by: Accomack at August 11, 2026 05:33 PM (77Bgk)

166 From Article 6 of the US Constitution:

...no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

That's like, over 250 years old, ya know.

Posted by: Generation Z Voter at August 11, 2026 05:33 PM (wVcYX)

167 How does this mongrel justify this considering the absolute ownership of the Judiciary by the Left as a strategy? Anyone....Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: Orson

Honoring Mitch McConnell's last wishes?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2026 05:34 PM (yUP64)

168 Ah Rand is a chip off the old block. Completely wrong about gold of course. Once again class - monetary inflation is caused by inflating the supply of currency in a manner disproportionate to the productivity of the economy upon which the currency is based.

Gold is just a talisman.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2026 05:24 PM (7/DDO)

Gold is more like a limiter.
When gold was covertible to currency it keeps the government from printing more than the gold coming in from the mines.

It works a lot like BitCoin in that those 'coins' have to be mined into existence.

It's the rarity that makes gold valuable and kept inflation limited to gold output more or less.

When we went off of the Gold Standard, and then Nixon stopped convertibility by foreign governments, it allowed the U.S. to print more dollars and let it float against other currencies. Debt & inflation have been growing exponentially ever since.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 05:34 PM (6ydKt)

169 For an emergency blow?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (dK+Kv)
---
Monica understood that situation.

Posted by: Former President Bill J. Clinton at August 11, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

170 It has been interesting getting a full frontal nudity documentary view of leftist racist culture, more specifically, black lesbian ghetto culture, but I have to say I am ready to go back to meerkat videos.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 11, 2026 05:31 PM (KcT4I)
=====

Is that what this is? I didn't know there was one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 05:35 PM (JvZF+)

171 Monica understood that situation.

Posted by: Former President Bill J. Clinton at August 11, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e

Dude!

You disappointed half the country!

A President ought to do...better than her.

Posted by: Stateless at August 11, 2026 05:35 PM (Sco7b)

172 I'm a retired sailor, and I saw more moral conduct in the Cheap Hooker section of Subic Bay, then I did out of that political class.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2026 05:05 PM


Once you buy a Subic Bay hooker they stay bought, at least until the next ship pulls in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (cpFbA)

173 For an emergency blow?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (dK+Kv)
---
Monica understood that situation.
Posted by: Former President Bill J. Clinton at August 11, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

A little bit of Monica in my life, not such an awful thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Mambo No. 5 at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (wVcYX)

174 Sometimes Muslims keep you around to tax to death, and abuse you on the streets to provecthey rule over you.
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

Actually one of the original reason Muslims spread through the Levant and North Africa was that the Byzantine's oppression of various Christian sects made Islam's tax for infidels a better deal, and overall the tax burden of the smaller Islamic state's government was a better deal. The tax burden was also a thing in the Persian direction.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy)

175 BREAKING: Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”
---
I hope they appeal this all the way to SCOTUS.
Nice little vehicle to repeal all affirmative action laws.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (3cUTc)

176 Massachusetts trying to catch up to Britain with Muslims running cities

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)

177 When we went off of the Gold Standard, and then Nixon stopped convertibility by foreign governments, it allowed the U.S. to print more dollars and let it float against other currencies. Debt & inflation have been growing exponentially ever since.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 05:34 PM (6ydKt)
==
Gold policy was responsible for a number of massive economic contractions. You run out of currency. There is no perfect system of course, but gold, like bitcoin is more mirage than real, it has perceived value related to scarcity. They are commodities.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2026 05:46 PM (7/DDO)

178 Nood Tapper

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)

179 141 Indiana Fever coach, Stephanie White, lost the locker room after defending DiJonai Carrington following the brutal foul on Sophie Cunningham.

She later openly argued with Caitlin Clark.

She was fired this morning.
Posted by: SMOD

So much for White Privilege.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2026 05:25 PM (yUP64)


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Posted by: Dixie at August 12, 2026 12:49 AM (KCunT)

"Republicans for Talarico" Turns Out To Be, Get This, A Bunch of Lifelong Democrat Donors ("And Other Losers," Says the RNC)

Wait, Democrats are lying to me?

This changes everything.


'Republicans For Talarico' Exposed As Complete Scam

"This lame rebrand of White Dudes for Kamala is full of lifelong Democrat donors, activists, and other losers."

Jacob Wheeler


Leftist outlet MS NOW aired a segment featuring three Texas women who identified themselves as Republicans and vowed to cross over for James Talarico -- but records show at least some of them have voted in Democratic primaries and donated to liberal candidates and causes.

Talarico, who has sparked backlash for his fringe views on Christianity, affection for transgender children, and disdain for the American flag, is banking on Republican crossover support to become the first Texas Democrat elected statewide in decades.

"Republicans for Talarico is as real as the six genders that Talarico claims exist, but has yet to explain what they are. This lame rebrand of White Dudes for Kamala is full of lifelong Democrat donors, activists, and other losers," RNC spokesman Zach Kraft said in a statement to The Daily Wire.

That "rebrand" was put on display earlier this month when MS NOW aired a segment from the political show "Long Play," featuring three white women from Tarrant County who portrayed themselves as disgruntled conservatives eager to vote for one of the most liberal candidates in Texas to run for federal office. The exchange went viral after Talarico's campaign seized on the segment, dubbing the women "Republican Moms."

During the segment, former school board candidate Mindy McClure described herself as a "moderate Republican," but as the saying goes, follow the money. Federal Election Commission filings show McClure has repeatedly given through ActBlue to Democratic candidates and anti-Trump groups dating back to 2018, including the Lincoln Project and Kamala Harris' 2024 presidential campaign.

"You've been Republicans for most of your voting lives. Who's voting for James Talarico?" asked Jennifer Palmieri, the former communications director for Hillary Clinton's failed presidential campaign.

All three of the so-called Republican moms raised their hands, arguing they had been duped by conservative culture-war messaging about "woke" politics in elementary schools.

...

Montgomery hasn't voted in a Republican primary since at least 2017 and over the last 20 years has voted in more Democratic primaries than Republican primaries, according to a Republican source who has reviewed the voting records. Texas reporter Tony Ortiz also reviewed the records, which showed that at least two of the women participated in Democratic primaries despite identifying themselves as Republican voters during the interview.

"Ran the voting record for one of the 'Republican' women featured here and she's already been voting in Democratic primaries this year," Ortiz wrote in a post on X. "Seems disingenuous to call yourself Republican if you've already been voting Dem."

Wait -- if this is a scam, does that mean that The Bulwark, The Dispatch, and National Review might be scams, too?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




Comments

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1 Funny that.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 03:31 PM (YwEeS)

2 Lies all the way down.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (/HDaX)

3 I feel like so many afffluent, Republican women fall for this shit, but it never seems like a "Democrats for GOP Candidate X" has ever worked in the least, since maybe Reagan.

Posted by: Leupold at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (eIzlH)

4 I am shocked, shocked I say!

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (SHHm+)

5 Just like so many "rock ribbed Republicans" that were "disappointed in the direction of the party" turned out to be trolls.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

6 yup, if it's not a scam, it's an op. or a grift.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 03:34 PM (VyBeY)

7 It's always the same scam.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 03:34 PM (N1tpc)

8 I am a lifetime Republican voter who voted for Reagan in 1980 but Democrats ever since.

And you must listen to me about how the Republican Party can win my vote back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:35 PM (R/W/5)

9 All three of the so-called Republican moms raised their hands, arguing they had been duped by conservative culture-war messaging about "woke" politics in elementary schools.
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Guess who this particular op was aimed at

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:36 PM (8KLEK)

10 Is that 80 year old who’s banging the 35 year old illegal part of the group?

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (bkPgX)

11 The "Bush Republicans" were always wolves in sheep clothing, conning the rubes.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (N1tpc)

12 During the segment, former school board candidate Mindy McClure described herself as a "moderate Republican," but as the saying goes, follow the money.

Yeah, in Texas a 'moderate Republican' is called a Democrat.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (6ydKt)

13 Hmm.

Say, anyone want some pink shoes?

/republicans4davis

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (XuXeR)

14

How many "republicans" are demoncrats in disguise?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (/QHx4)

15 10 Is that 80 year old who’s banging the 35 year old illegal part of the group?

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (bkPgX)

========

"I can only bang my 45 year old golddigger Venezuelan girlfriend if we both meet up at my Italian Villa. Trump betrayed me!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (R/W/5)

16 Wait -- if this is a scam, does that mean that The Bulwark, The Dispatch, and National Review might be scams, too?
----
We did an internal review and our crack team of scamologists said our operations are 100% legit conservative.

And if you send us $20 right now, we'll not only match that 50x, we won't do that thing we said we wouldn't do.

Posted by: The Dispatch, The Bulwark, & The National Review at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (FZ29D)

17 Can you imagine lying about being a Republican?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (8KLEK)

18 When Democrats lie they but speak their native tongue.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (4NO2D)

19 9 All three of the so-called Republican moms raised their hands, arguing they had been duped by conservative culture-war messaging about "woke" politics in elementary schools.

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And then the transgender music teacher came in and led us in a rousing rendition of "Man I Feel Like A Woman."

Posted by: Apex, NC school parents at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (n9eFH)

20
'Republicans For Talarico' Exposed As Complete Scam
"This lame rebrand of White Dudes for Kamala is full of lifelong Democrat donors, activists, and other losers."


When can we expect to see this posse of shriveled dicks' "I'm A Male Femnyst For Jimmie!" ad?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (s9VOe)

21 17 Can you imagine lying about being a Republican?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (8KLEK)

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"It's really more like a fig leaf at this point."
-Lisa Murkowski

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (R/W/5)

22 Democrat/ Marxists trying to sucker others into the mix

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (Ia/+0)

23 Guess who this particular op was aimed at"

Gonna guess... not oil workers?

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (XuXeR)

24 How many "republicans" are demoncrats in disguise?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (/QHx4)

How much time do you have?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (8KLEK)

25 honestly, it's hard to keep track of all the different ways we are being bs'ed and gaslighted, 24/365.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (VyBeY)

26 It's all fake and gay and bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 03:39 PM (uSPfw)

27 All three of the so-called Republican moms raised their hands, arguing they had been duped by conservative culture-war messaging about "woke" politics in elementary schools.

They are officially retarded. Got it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)

28 I am shocked, shocked I say!

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM


Your winnings, madam.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 03:39 PM (4NO2D)

29 As a life long Republican I can no longer stand the outrages of the current President Bush, I supported the previous Republican president, but because of this one I am going to have to vote for the Democrat candidate for Senate.

Dammit I forget to to update the template!

Posted by: One of the Republicans for Talarico at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

30 I life long voted for lower taxes, immigration enforcement, less govt and more freedom. Then this fascist Trump comes along and gives me lower taxes, immigration enforcement, less govt and more freedom.

I have no choice but to vote Democrat now.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (bkPgX)

31 yup, if it's not a scam, it's an op. or a grift.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

What, no love for me?

Posted by: Shenanigan at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

32 MSNow actually started off my week yesterday with a laugh.

Apparently, Talarico is turning Texas purple people.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)

33 talerico is gong to lose by 7+ points in november.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (cpFbA)

34 I am a lifelong Kahless Republican who now endorses Gowran's common-sense bat'leth control.

Posted by: Worf of the House of Mogh at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (CwhoI)

35 3 I feel like so many afffluent, Republican women fall for this shit, but it never seems like a "Democrats for GOP Candidate X" has ever worked in the least, since maybe Reagan.

Posted by: Leupold at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (eIzlH

Fall for these people being republicans? Because I don’t think you have to affluent, just stupid. When what they stand for is the exact opposite of what a conservative does, that is typically a decent clue.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

36 30 I life long voted for lower taxes, immigration enforcement, less govt and more freedom. Then this fascist Trump comes along and gives me lower taxes, immigration enforcement, less govt and more freedom.

I have no choice but to vote Democrat now.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (bkPgX)

========

Trump was supposed to deport everyone on day one without making a ruckus.

Since he has only approached this in a realistic manner instead of how I imagined things would work in my head which have no basis in reality, I'm going to vote Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (R/W/5)

37 "Republicans For Talarico"
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Didn't sound legit enough. Was "Conservative Christians for Mohammed" not available?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:41 PM (8KLEK)

38 As yes this more "radical" Republican party - Keep in mind outside abortion nothing Trump has done would be considered unusual for the Bill Clinton administration to have done...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

39 32 MSNow actually started off my week yesterday with a laugh.

Apparently, Talarico is turning Texas purple people.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)

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"Talarico lost by 9, which is the same as Allred lost to Cruz two years ago, but it's proof that he's making inroad in the state. We endorse Talarico running for governor in 2028. Maybe even president!"
-white progressives who have moved on from Ossoff after his surprise loss when Fulton County, GA had a weirdly lower number of votes than expected

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:42 PM (R/W/5)

40 Anti-oligarch, Bernie Sanders, said that it was perfectly fine to deceive voters when running for office. He should know. He’s been doing it his entire life.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 03:42 PM (ccX9M)

41 I'm wondering when people are going to start trolling Abdul in Michigan.

"Jewish Trannies for Abdul! 2028!"

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 03:42 PM (Sco7b)

42 "Republicans for Talarico" Turns Out To Be, Get This, A Bunch of Lifelong Democrat Donors

In retrospect, the scare quotes should have given it away.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 03:42 PM (VHUov)

43 Radical Republican Party: actually doing what the party said they’d do while campaigning for votes

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:42 PM (bkPgX)

44 10 Is that 80 year old who’s banging the 35 year old illegal part of the group"

She's 40. Or 45. And from Colombia. Or Venezuela. Depending on the news sources. Anyway, it's bad. Very bad. For Trump. Or republicans.

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:43 PM (XuXeR)

45
Since he has only approached this in a realistic manner instead of how I imagined things would work in my head which have no basis in reality, I'm going to vote Democrat.


This is one I see all the time from lefties pretending to be moderate.

Of course we all agree on common sense issue X. But we can't accomplish it the way this Republican candidate has done so we have to instead accept never making any progress on common sense issue X and instead elect the Democrats.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

46 Keep in mind outside abortion nothing Trump has done would be considered unusual for the Bill Clinton administration to have done...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

I can attest to that

Posted by: E Jean at August 11, 2026 03:43 PM (8KLEK)

47 All you gotta do is watch the video of the three HR Lady weirdos and know these ain't GOP ladies.

It's like the "Real Chads for Kamala" debacle where as soon as you saw these fairies, bears, and simps -- and a gay porn star, IIRC -- you knew you these were fake and cringe.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

48 During the segment, former school board candidate Mindy McClure described herself as a "moderate Republican," but as the saying goes, follow the money.
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TBF the same can be said of everyone in Congress.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 03:43 PM (JvZF+)

49 45
This is one I see all the time from lefties pretending to be moderate.

Of course we all agree on common sense issue X. But we can't accomplish it the way this Republican candidate has done so we have to instead accept never making any progress on common sense issue X and instead elect the Democrats.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

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"Trump should deport only the worst of the worst. Also, he can't deport the worst of the worst because they have families."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:44 PM (R/W/5)

50
Obvious from the introduction that they're liars. They got nothing else going.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 03:44 PM (Y8DZL)

51 Like it wasn't obvious just from seeing the women that they were hard-core Democrats.

The clothes, the mannerism and then the Dem Code Speak--all that BS about how we need a moderate and gosh-golly, the Dem fits the bill to a T.

And Lil' Talarico sure posted it quick to his X when it came out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 03:44 PM (3cUTc)

52 "I can only bang my 45 year old golddigger Venezuelan girlfriend if we both meet up at my Italian Villa. Trump betrayed me!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (R/W/5)

The man kept complaining because she (not a bad she at that) is his fiance.

Well maybe you should've said "I Do." somewhere within the five year period she was living here illegally there, Hoss. Then you could've gotten the paperwork done and ICE wouldn't be taking your girl back to Colombia.

I mean you're 80, time isn't your friend at this point, so you should've hopped to it, bunny rabbit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

53 34 I am a lifelong Kahless Republican who now endorses Gowran's common-sense bat'leth control.
Posted by: Worf of the House of Mogh at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (CwhoI)


Free Prune Juice FTW!

Posted by: Gowron's Vote Wrangler at August 11, 2026 03:44 PM (n9eFH)

54 Eugene Debs republicans

Posted by: Oglebay at August 11, 2026 03:44 PM (2ap+5)

55 "All three of the so-called Republican moms raised their hands, arguing they had been duped by conservative culture-war messaging about "woke" politics in elementary schools."

Right, noting Woke about wanting gay sex explicitly taught in kindergarten, and keeping "gender changes" secret from the parents. Those damn R's keep wanting to do hateful things, like site the Pledge of Allegiance ... to this racist country that stole everything from the pure and docile Indians.

The left always accuses the right of what they (the left) are doing, like getting to the kids and perverting them early.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2026 03:45 PM (vbXSk)

56 I am disappointed in people who are disappointed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 03:45 PM (JvZF+)

57 honestly, it's hard to keep track of all the different ways we are being bs'ed and gaslighted, 24/365.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (VyBeY)

Wait until people discover the DSA is being used for a controlled demolition of the Democrat brand.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:45 PM (8KLEK)

58 Wait if I go on the FNM and talk about how Trump gives me the sads can I also get a hot 40 year old Venezuelan gold digger girlfriend? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Some Moron at August 11, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

59
Is that 80 year old who’s banging the 35 year old illegal part of the group?
Posted by: All they do is lie


Heartbroken Juanita pines for the girthy salami of her white Hernando Cortez: "Conquer me, you Castilian bull!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2026 03:45 PM (s9VOe)

60 52 The man kept complaining because she (not a bad she at that) is his fiance.

Well maybe you should've said "I Do." somewhere within the five year period she was living here illegally there, Hoss. Then you could've gotten the paperwork done and ICE wouldn't be taking your girl back to Colombia.

I mean you're 80, time isn't your friend at this point, so you should've hopped to it, bunny rabbit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

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"Making me follow visa rules is unAmerican!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:46 PM (R/W/5)

61 I am a lifelong Kahless Republican who now endorses Gowran's common-sense bat'leth control.

NERDS!

Posted by: Ogre at August 11, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

62
LOL Krebs

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 03:46 PM (/QHx4)

63 Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearence. He is alleged to have leaked to NYT details about Air Force 1 and its replacement and trump switcheroo. His comment to the AP
Kendall told the Associated Press late on Friday that he was “completely mystified” by the accusation. “No one has said anything to me about what I’m asserted to have revealed and I can’t imagine what it could be”.

WHICH IS NOT A DENIAL.

Posted by: Dems a decepticons at August 11, 2026 03:47 PM (anL5R)

64 A Talarico operation is fake and gay?

GTFO of here with that noise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 03:47 PM (dK+Kv)

65 I think concern should concern all of us.



*snaps on sunglasses*

Posted by: Horatio Caine at August 11, 2026 03:47 PM (kA/fI)

66 The Talarico campaign is now officially distancing themselves from the failed group ...
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Yet moar lies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 03:47 PM (JvZF+)

67 You can't switch parties on stolen land.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2026 03:48 PM (ezT+X)

68 You get a a gold digger! And you get a gold digger! And you get a...

Posted by: Oprahpottamus at August 11, 2026 03:48 PM (uSPfw)

69 >>>Wait, Democrats are lying to me?

There, there, Ace.

There, there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 03:48 PM (dK+Kv)

70 deport only the worst of the worst. Also, he can't deport the worst of the worst "

I like wurst...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:48 PM (XuXeR)

71 66 The Talarico campaign is now officially distancing themselves from the failed group ...
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Yet moar lies.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 03:47 PM (JvZF+)

Back to the drawing board…in my mom’s basement!

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 03:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

72 I was a Democrat until Clinton turned me into a Republican.
Then Bush People turned me into an Independent.
Then the Bernie Bros turned me into NPP.
At least I don't get begged for money.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

73 Just ask Kamala how greatly her campaign benefited from the endorsement from and participation of the other rock-ribbed conservative and republican Liz Cheney

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (zEBE+)

74 I saw this YouTube video about a section of Minnesota that Trump has allowed to be mined. Biden put a moratorium on mining there and Trump reversed it.

The video includes footage of Trump explicitly saying he would do that in 2024 while campaigning in the state.

And yet the entire video is how dare Trump do this!!!!! Uhm assholes he did what he said he’d do. It’s kinda how elections are supposed to work.

Trump has been one of the few politicians to do this. Like him or not you shouldn’t be surprised by anything he’s done. He spelled it out loud and clear for everyone during the election.

So these “lifelong Republicans” are either liars or retards being shocked that the man they voted for is doing exactly what he promised to do.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (bkPgX)

75 Even if the ad didn't feature three chunkies from HR, and instead had three Daisey Dukes rocking Daisey Dukes, it would still be obviously fake because of the content.

Support for public schools, covid, woke messaging, etc.

These are leftwing talking points. No serious conservative in TX cares about any concern they raised in the video.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

76 Kamalas for Fracking!

Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (ccX9M)

77 These women were more believable as Republicans than Talarico is as a Christian.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (8KLEK)

78 Texas A&M Siena has Talarico +4.

And I’m wondering about Whatley in NC he’s -7.

Posted by: That Guy at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (DZ6nv)

79
"I mean, I'm a Republican!"

An ex-SIL tried to pull this 6 years ago and was laughed out of the room.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (Y8DZL)

80 So, you’re telling me that the same people who dressed up as the cast from Mississippi Burning and infiltrated a conservative group in Charlottesville to portray the entire movement as racist are now pretending to be Republicans who supposedly can’t stand the Republican candidate—and therefore plan to vote for an extreme liberal?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (9CZQg)

81 Telarico, unqualified for any meaninful task. Hand him a shovel.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (LhI2m)

82 I mean you're 80, time isn't your friend at this point, so you should've hopped to it, bunny rabbit."

$50 says one of the kids blew the whistle...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (XuXeR)

83 Talarico is a homo demon.

Posted by: That Guy at August 11, 2026 03:50 PM (DZ6nv)

84
Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearance.


How about, as a matter of policy, the government simply yanks away ALL security clearances of anyone not currently employed in government service? Enough providing free grist for those charlatans' mills.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2026 03:50 PM (s9VOe)

85 I only drive-by MSNow, but I've seen my fair share of Republicans who are totes upset with President Trump.

The money that must be wasted just to cater to their 1.7 million viewers.

They do have the number one morning show in Washington D.C. so I guess that pays the bills.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 03:50 PM (Sco7b)

86 Telarico, unqualified for any meaninful task. Hand him a shovel.
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM


A spoon.

Posted by: Milton Friedman at August 11, 2026 03:51 PM (kA/fI)

87 78 Texas A&M Siena has Talarico +4.

And I’m wondering about Whatley in NC he’s -7.

Posted by: That Guy at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (DZ6nv)

=======

The average movement from summer polling to final election result in contended Senate races is R+7.

https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2085763509682323680

Summer polling is bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:51 PM (R/W/5)

88 I was a Democrat until Clinton turned me into a Republican.
Then Bush People turned me into an Independent.
Then the Bernie Bros turned me into NPP.
At least I don't get begged for money.
Posted by: wth

Sounds familiar.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (DZ9Lv)

89 81 Telarico, unqualified for any meaninful task. Hand him a shovel.
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (LhI2m)
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I got a posin' shovel. Just for posin'. Still shiny.

Posted by: John Edwards, still with the best hair at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (n9eFH)

90 Is that 80 year old who’s banging the 35 year old illegal part of the group?
Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (bkPgX)
______

Which one?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

91 Sue 'em for false advertising.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (2Cry5)

92 I feel like so many afffluent, Republican women fall for this shit

Join me, friends, and the Fiercely Heterosexual Republicans for Talarico!

Posted by: Corey Booker at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (ScG/9)

93 Telarico, unqualified for any meaninful task. Hand him a shovel.
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM

I prefer my holes get filled

Posted by: Talarico at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (8KLEK)

94 Maybe a Court Martial would refresh that guy's memory

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (nOWpl)

95 Texas A&M Siena"

Siena is the NYT...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (XuXeR)

96 She's 40. Or 45. And from Colombia. Or Venezuela. Depending on the news sources. Anyway, it's bad. Very bad. For Trump. Or republicans.
==
FFS its not like he can't find another one easily enough.
There are plenty of websites featuring south of the border women who are looking for a sugar daddy. And almost every woman on there is looking back over her shoulder at the camera, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Sorry, it twue lub I forgot

Posted by: a rich old man without much sense has a variety of bad decisions available at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)

97 I think the craziest part about this is, there are Dems out there--including in Lil' Talarico's campaign--that thought this would work.

Think about who they think this would appeal to and that they think that demographic will swing the election.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 03:53 PM (3cUTc)

98 The gold digger story infuriates me to no end. It’s the “won’t someone think do the children” argument. Like we’re supposed to make laws and policy based on if someone gets inconvenienced or not. Fuck off.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:53 PM (bkPgX)

99 Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearence"

No. For yanking his income stream.

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:54 PM (XuXeR)

100 >> Summer polling is bullshit.

I hope so. I really don’t see how that idiot Talarico could win in Texas. I’m more worried about NC. I’m wondering if Whatley was the right candidate. I heard about how popular he was. Don’t seem so. Seems like that state in becoming more left wing every day in national elections.

Posted by: That Guy at August 11, 2026 03:54 PM (DZ6nv)

101 $50 says one of the kids blew the whistle...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (XuXeR)

It wouldn't be the first time, I'm sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:54 PM (6ydKt)

102 Isn’t there some democratic operative who has some 503c that actually provides this service for every election year? I think ace did a post on him.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 03:55 PM (ccX9M)

103 It wouldn't be the first time, I'm sure."

Heh

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:55 PM (XuXeR)

104 Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearence. He is alleged to have leaked to NYT details...

What part of 'former' did he not understand?

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2026 03:55 PM (ScG/9)

105 Wait -- if this is a scam, does that mean that The Bulwark, The Dispatch, and National Review might be scams, too?

A scam? Yes, but a potentially profitable one.

The Bulwark claimed more than 140,000 paid subscribers (as of mid-June 2026) across both YouTube and Substack.Paid memberships (typically $100/year or $10/month for the standard tier, with higher founding levels available) provide exclusive content, ad-free shows, community features, and more.

Posted by: Shriners at August 11, 2026 03:55 PM (d8zZq)

106 so we're thinking whatley has a chance over the mole rat?

Posted by: nckate at August 11, 2026 03:55 PM (enNUy)

107 I presume all these "Jews for Al-Sayed" posts that I keep seeing on FB are part of a similar scam.

Posted by: Isophorone at August 11, 2026 03:55 PM (bpEno)

108
Not for nothing, but isn't that "Republican Woman for Jimmie" in the blue sweater actually our former Sturgeon General Rachel Levine?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2026 03:56 PM (s9VOe)

109 TBF, just because your name shows up as an ActBlue donor doesn't make that true.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 11, 2026 03:56 PM (oCS0o)

110 Wow, something else is Fake and Gay?

Who coulda seen this coming from the Democrats?! They're so hip and in touch with the voters!

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 03:56 PM (oqH4h)

111 100 >> Summer polling is bullshit.

I hope so. I really don’t see how that idiot Talarico could win in Texas. I’m more worried about NC. I’m wondering if Whatley was the right candidate. I heard about how popular he was. Don’t seem so. Seems like that state in becoming more left wing every day in national elections.

Posted by: That Guy at August 11, 2026 03:54 PM (DZ6nv)

=======

NC right now is just name recognition and the fact that NC summer polling is bullshit.

The state has moved appreciably to the right in voter registrations since Cooper last won statewide. 400,000 Democrat advantage in 2020 to 10,000 Republican advantage in 2026. Cooper won by 250,000 votes in 2020.

His governorship ended poorly (Helene), and the GOP is hanging Iryna's death on him because of the soft on crime policies.

And, he's of the wrong party. Larry Hogan was a popular governor of MD. He was a Republican in a Democrat dominated state, but he was popular as governor. And then he ran for federal office and PVI kicked in and he lost by double digits when he ran for Senate.

We'll see, but any which way, it will not be a blowout in Cooper's favor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:56 PM (R/W/5)

112 1 of my cats is apparently on a zoom staff call upstairs. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 03:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

113 Scott Fovall

Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 03:57 PM (ccX9M)

114 We stand strong, astride the Potomac, to thwart MAGAS and Trumpists at every opportunity.

Posted by: The Bulwark at August 11, 2026 03:57 PM (JM9I6)

115 I'm still finding it hard to believe that 140,000 people would pay the Bulwark $10 per month.

I suppose there are that many politically confused, rich, masochists in the country, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

116 we're thinking whatley has a chance over the mole rat?
Posted by: nckate at August 11, 2026 03:55 PM (enNUy)

I see the name Whatley and all I can think of is Seinfeld’s dentist (Bryan Cranston pre-BB) who converted to Judaism for the jokes

You’re a rabid anti-dentite, Kramer bellowed…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 03:58 PM (zEBE+)

117 Yes. National Review is a scam. It drives me crazy how Geraghty, Lowry, and Cooke are still held in esteem by actual conservatives, despite the fact they all those NR guys do is try to kneecap conservatives to prevent us from rolling back leftism.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at August 11, 2026 03:58 PM (tmo+T)

118 The average movement from summer polling to final election result in contended Senate races is R+7.

https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2085763509682323680

Summer polling is bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:51 PM (R/W/5)

No, it's worse than BS.

It's attempting to form a narrative, to influence the electorate.

It's not mistaken, it's purposely done.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 03:58 PM (N1tpc)

119 As a lifelong republican voter I'm now compelled to leave the party because Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 03:58 PM (iySPJ)

120 Texas A&M Siena has Talarico +4.
--
I saw Erick Erickson on X quoting (I think) Ben McCain-Domanech citing this poll and the weakness of the rest of the R slate as proof--PROOOOOOF!--the "Paxton experiment is dragging down the whole ticket."

yeah, gosh darn, we should have given Cornyn 6 more years to keep stabbing us in the back and voting with Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (3cUTc)

121 118 No, it's worse than BS.

It's attempting to form a narrative, to influence the electorate.

It's not mistaken, it's purposely done.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 03:58 PM (N1tpc)

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And, since election results are so far out of line with summer polling, it means that the effort doesn't actually work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (R/W/5)

122 I think that Platner could, and should, dominate Talarico.

But not in a gay way.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (GMWTj)

123 Similarly, "Heterosexual Men For Talarico" will be proven to be full of WNBA players.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (ZT0KR)

124 120 I saw Erick Erickson on X quoting (I think) Ben McCain-Domanech citing this poll and the weakness of the rest of the R slate as proof--PROOOOOOF!--the "Paxton experiment is dragging down the whole ticket."

yeah, gosh darn, we should have given Cornyn 6 more years to keep stabbing us in the back and voting with Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (3cUTc)

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I'm mostly looking forward to Erickson talking like Paxton was the best choice ever come February of next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (R/W/5)

125 Support for public schools, covid, woke messaging, etc.

These are leftwing talking points. No serious conservative in TX cares about any concern they raised in the video.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
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No, but that shit plays surprisingly well among the suburban housewives in Dallas, Houston, and Austin. Their husbands and/or bulls might be serious conservatives, but Becky and Chrissie are definitely not serious conservatives.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 04:00 PM (oqH4h)

126 122 I think that Platner could, and should, dominate Talarico.

But not in a gay way.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (GMWTj)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:00 PM (R/W/5)

127
I crack up reading stories of old guys screwing young women.
Not underage girls.

I wonder how many of the women think maybe he'll have a heart attack and die. I already got him to make me his heir and then i can take his money to find a real man who does not a limp penis.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 04:00 PM (/QHx4)

128
Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearence. He is alleged to have leaked to NYT details...

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He didn't notice the patterns of tiny yellow dots in his secure update documents.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2026 04:01 PM (azNOR)

129 "Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearence."

This was litigated years ago. The President and his delegates can yank anyone's security clearance save for the President himself.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 11, 2026 04:01 PM (GMWTj)

130 Cruz was never behind O'Rourke in any 2018 poll. His average lead at the end was 6.8%. He won by 2.6%.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 04:01 PM (CNl8/)

131 122 I think that Platner could, and should, dominate Talarico.

But not in a gay way.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (GMWTj)

If only we could get Talarico drunk and convince him to break into Platner's house at 2 in the morning.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:01 PM (6ydKt)

132 Dammit, a sneezing fit has come upon me.

I loathe sneezing. Stupidest reflex ever. Your whole body has to shut down in a convulsion because some stupid little microbe tried to flip the bird to your nasal mucous membranes.

Posted by: Shenanigan at August 11, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

133 NYT is pushing climate alarmism again. Article today says, get this, there are thunderstorms and fires happening this summer. And businesses are hurting because of it. Never mind that the fires are almost all arson. And that t-storms have been a thing forever. Oh and your know it’s summer so it’s hot. Like every summer.

We have to ban cars and a/c to make it stop.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 04:02 PM (bkPgX)

134 Please join us in supporting James Talarico as he makes his way to washington dc to go to work for gunsels like us everywhere!

Please give until it hurts!

Posted by: Gunsels For Talarico at August 11, 2026 04:02 PM (F1rMs)

135 65 YEEEEAAAH!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2026 04:02 PM (bX16E)

136 130 Cruz was never behind O'Rourke in any 2018 poll. His average lead at the end was 6.8%. He won by 2.6%.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 04:01 PM (CNl8/)

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Average polls in late summer 2024 showed Allred within 3 points of Cruz.

Cruz won by 9.

Would you say that polling has gotten better in Texas since 2018?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:02 PM (R/W/5)

137 1 of my cats is apparently on a zoom staff call upstairs. 😂
Posted by: Piper


With a filter to make him look like a human?

https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (VHUov)

138 126 122 I think that Platner could, and should, dominate Talarico.

But not in a gay way.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (GMWTj)

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I don't get it.

-------------------------------------

But it's not you who should get it - it's Talarico who should. Didn't I make that clear?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (GMWTj)

139 132 Damn, sock off.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

140 Oh, and there definitely were at least two polls showing Beto beating Cruz in 2018.

Ipsos[218] September 6–14, 2018 992 ± 4.0% 45% 47%

Civiqs[223][a] August 8–11, 2018 – – 47% 48%

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (R/W/5)

141 Republicans for Talarico" Turns Out To Be, Get This, A Bunch of Lifelong Democrat Donors ("And Other Losers," Says the RNC)

What a total and absolute surprise! /s

What would be remotely appealing about Talarico for actual Republicans to vote for?

Posted by: FenelonSpike at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (JrHfD)

142 Fall for these people being republicans? Because I don’t think you have to affluent, just stupid. When what they stand for is the exact opposite of what a conservative does, that is typically a decent clue.

Posted by: Piper
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Rhyming along, you don't even have to be stupid. Just be so class concious that Trump is so offensive you cannot overcome the good that he's done.
My Doc said, he doesn't understand how intelligent people cannot understand what's going on and there hatred of Trump. - > he's talking about his friends and associates.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (Q8D76)

143 As a lifelong republican voter I'm now compelled to leave the party because Trump said pussy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
.......

I'm going to have the TRUMP tattoo on my butt changed to RUMP.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)

144 I'm shocked, shocked to find that there is gambling going on here!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:04 PM (rbvCR)

145 The political consultants are like the propaganda ministries, they do no research and don't expect anyone else to do it either. This info is easily available and Republicans finally seem to be getting a clue as to how to fight properly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 04:04 PM (NFRf7)

146 Oddly enough, the pop ups with the deep-bosomed Christian Viagra saleswoman do not annoy me.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2026 04:04 PM (bX16E)

147 If you think "Republican Moms for Talarico" is bad, wait until you see "Republican Twinks for Talarico"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

148 Posted by: FenelonSpike at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (JrHfD)

Correcting my nic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 04:04 PM (JrHfD)

149 GatewayPundit...

Michigan’s far-left Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is facing fresh scrutiny after a video resurfaced showing the progressive candidate taking aim at one of America’s most beloved sports.

“Football is very much associated with a particularly masculine and, oftentimes, toxically masculine culture. And so much of it was about—you wanted to be able to get back up and play for your team, and you really aren’t allowed to show pain or vulnerability. That’s part of the sport,” El-Sayed declared in a February 2023 podcast released shortly before the Super Bowl, according to The Washington Times.



I watched the Detroit Lions for years. Toxic Masculinity would be one of the last phrases that would come to my mind.

I did deal blackjack to Wayne Fontes once at the casino.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

150 Dammit, a sneezing fit has come upon me.

I loathe sneezing. Stupidest reflex ever. Your whole body has to shut down in a convulsion because some stupid little microbe tried to flip the bird to your nasal mucous membranes.
Posted by: Shenanigan


Eject this thing on a tiny airborne particle of water! Let some other stupid human breathe it in, instead!

Posted by: your immune system is an a-hole at August 11, 2026 04:05 PM (VHUov)

151 The memo has gone out. The party line is that "Woke 1" was batshit crazy but now they're more mature and responsible.

Alyssa Farah Griffin
@Alyssafarah
She’s [AOC] not wrong, Woke 1 was crazzzzy.

-
This is at least third iteration of we used to be crazy but we're better now I've seen in the last couple of days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 04:05 PM (ndZc7)

152 https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (VHUov)


Been awhile since I saw that.

I'm dying here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:05 PM (6ydKt)

153 140 Oh, and there definitely were at least two polls showing Beto beating Cruz in 2018.

Ipsos[218] September 6–14, 2018 992 ± 4.0% 45% 47%

Civiqs[223][a] August 8–11, 2018 – – 47% 48%

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer
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Also, the false rumor that if it were not for newcomers Cruz would have lost.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 04:05 PM (Q8D76)

154 I wonder how many of the women think maybe he'll have a heart attack and die. I already got him to make me his heir and then i can take his money to find a real man who does not a limp penis.
==
all of them. But in fairness, the penis is not nearly as important as the bank account. After the rich guy kicks off, its not a sure thing that they'll go out and grab a fresh wiener. Having achieved the ability to shop internationally, they would rather do that than do the wiener. They'll spend their energy shopping for a couple years and then maybe think about accessorizing with another dude, when they've bought everything else already.

Posted by: a rich old man without much sense has a variety of bad decisions available at August 11, 2026 04:05 PM (anL5R)

155 Wait for queers hanging from lampposts and cranes for Palistine and Talerico.

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2026 04:06 PM (dZIlL)

156
Posted by: FenelonSpike at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (JrHfD)

Correcting my nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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I kinda like Spike.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 04:06 PM (mmrXZ)

157 "Vote for us. We said a lot of stupid shit, but now we know better!"

Where can I sign up to vote!

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:06 PM (Fi81e)

158 We ain't seen nothing yet.

Just wait until Woke 4: Revenge of the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

159 "FenelonSpike?"

That's awesome!

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

160 Fall for these people being republicans? Because I don’t think you have to affluent, just stupid. When what they stand for is the exact opposite of what a conservative does, that is typically a decent clue.
Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
________

I strongly suspect most of these ads -- and almost certainly this one -- are mostly about grifting and laundering money.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

161 And who could forget "African Americans for Robert Byrd"

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (8KLEK)

162

rich old man,

Bingo

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (/QHx4)

163 >> Abdul El-Sayed

It’s Abdullah Mohamed El-Sayed. The muslim who thinks America deserved 9-11.

That’s your Democrat Party. Communists and muslim cult members who hate our country.

Posted by: That Guy at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (g/iaZ)

164 This too is the story of concern trolls at conservative sites like Instys and Gateway. All life long solid conservative republicans but Trump is doing....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (xvV+O)

165
A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet,...

https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 04:08 PM (Q8D76)

166
“Football is very much associated with a particularly masculine and, oftentimes, toxically masculine culture. And so much of it was about—you wanted to be able to get back up and play for your team, and you really aren’t allowed to show pain or vulnerability. That’s part of the sport,” El-Sayed declared in a February 2023 podcast released shortly before the Super Bowl, according to The Washington Times.
==
Just when you thought he couldn't get any gayer!!!

What's next a pink thong? Michigan you are such the disappoint!

Posted by: i guess we shouldn't be surprised at August 11, 2026 04:08 PM (anL5R)

167 I watched the Detroit Lions for years. Toxic Masculinity would be one of the last phrases that would come to my mind.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 04:05 PM


But the pain part is real.

Posted by: Milton Friedman at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (kA/fI)

168 Hiilzebub knows which side she's on.

Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.
Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach.
The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (ndZc7)

169 Fun geographical fact: There is a town in the northern Lower Peninsula of Michigan named "Miami Beach."

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)

170 I loathe sneezing. Stupidest reflex ever. Your whole body has to shut down in a convulsion because some stupid little microbe tried to flip the bird to your nasal mucous membranes.
Posted by: Shenanigan
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My least favorite time to sneeze is when I'm driving.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (FZ29D)

171 164 This too is the story of concern trolls at conservative sites like Instys and Gateway. All life long solid conservative republicans but Trump is doing....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (xvV+O)

========

"I wanted mass deportations, and he's not doing any deportations, so I can't support him. Also, the death of Goode and Pretti proves that the deportation machine is out of control and needs to be rolled back. I can't vote for Trump in 2028."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (R/W/5)

172 "It's really more like a fig leaf at this point."
-Lisa Murkowski
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (R/W/5)


"The mind's-eye goggles, they do nothing."

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (Sy6m/)

173 And, since election results are so far out of line with summer polling, it means that the effort doesn't actually work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:59 PM (R/W/5)

It doesn't work like they would like. But it might still have some influence. It's hard to say what the results would have been in a counterfactual, so they may be convinced it's cutting the amount the Democrat would lose by.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 04:10 PM (N1tpc)

174 Texas Monthly: Are There Really Democrats for Paxton and Republicans for Talarico? Heated races have left the Democratic and Republican Texas Senate candidates with vulnerabilities with their bases.

A “Democrat for Paxton” would be akin to the white guy who forgot to switch over to his burner account for black people.

Another absolutely dumb-as-fuck Texas Monthly headline.
-Could Democrats possibly vote for a right-wing extremist with felony charges???
-Could Republicans really vote for a DEMOCRAT???

It should be Texans against AIPAC

Republicans for talarico, yes. democrats for paxton? only the liberals. schumer is probably cheering him on, since he hates progressive policy so much.

Ken Paxton is an extremist, so his supporters are ipso facto not “moderate republicans.” Very few moderates remain within the Republican Party.

Talarico needs to drop an occasional F bomb and do more to vilify the Republican establishment. Not too much, not to extent Paxton is. Polls indicate he is barely above Paxton. Meanwhile in other races those who express their rage do much better.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 04:10 PM (d8zZq)

175 Talarico is a false prophet, much like the ones we're warned about in Scripture. He's a serpent.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 11, 2026 04:10 PM (Sw64s)

176 Spike was fine until he went bonkers over Buffy.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 11, 2026 04:10 PM (W2Pud)

177 Posted by: FenelonSpike at August 11, 2026 04:03 PM (JrHfD)

Correcting my nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

Good, I thought maybe you started shooting heroin.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

178
Apparently, Talarico is turning Texas purple people.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)



The DNC is rather like the WWI British general staff. They were obsessed with getting the moral victory of "breaking the German lines at their strongest point". Which was rather hard on the average Tommy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 04:11 PM (y9nCu)

179 Pigs for More Bacon!

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)

180 That’s your Democrat Party. Communists and muslim cult members who hate our country.

Posted by: That Guy at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (g/iaZ)


Welcome to 2003

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 04:11 PM (8KLEK)

181 Posted by: a rich old man without much sense has a variety of bad decisions available at
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A rich old man has a variety of decisions available.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 04:11 PM (Q8D76)

182 My least favorite time to sneeze is when I'm driving.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (FZ29D)


Guess when my least favorite time is?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Mohel at August 11, 2026 04:11 PM (n9eFH)

183 A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet,...

https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 04:08 PM (Q8D76)

Why did the woman just sit there after she already told him "No" and closed the door on him? Did she have to finish a phone call instead of just hitting the pedal and removing herself from his reach?

I'm not sure he would've fit in the seat anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)

184 If black, former football star Colin Allred couldn't do anything about Texas turning more red in 2024, I doubt Talarico, gay twink who loves trans children and hates Christianity, is going to do any better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:12 PM (R/W/5)

185 So woke 1 is the new word for the Dems .. Pay no attention to anything I said before it was just woke 1...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 04:12 PM (FtULh)

186
Bacon is a gift. What other purpose do pigs have?

Yum yum

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 04:12 PM (/QHx4)

187 Jennifer Palmieri who ran the group worked for the Obama White House and was the Hillary campaign director of communications. Loooser

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 04:13 PM (NFRf7)

188 Talarico reminds me of Tolkien's first meeting of Frodo with Aragorn - he felt that Aragorn looked foul but felt fair, as opposed to agents of Sauron who looked fair but felt foul. *Paraphrased*


Talarico feels foul.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 11, 2026 04:13 PM (Sw64s)

189 The " throw shit against the wall and see what sticks" strategy is in full on mode.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 04:13 PM (EZtVN)

190 Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ

Is Spike the name of a character from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer? . It's either that or I'm imbibing early in alcoholic beverages.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 04:13 PM (JrHfD)

191 Posted by: FenelonSpike

Correcting my nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Thanks. Since I don't know what you look like, my brain was tying itself in knots trying to update that non___ with a black leather coat and mohawk hairstyle.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 04:14 PM (VHUov)

192 I got confused about all the Byrds in politics. I was reading something about World War II, and there was mentioned a West Virginia senator Byrd. I was thinking Robert Byrd, I guess, of Virginia, the Ku Klux Klansman. I think there were three Byrds in the Senate at one time though not concurrently.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 04:14 PM (nOWpl)

193 Talarico reminds me of Tolkien's first meeting of Frodo with Aragorn - he felt that Aragorn looked foul but felt fair, as opposed to agents of Sauron who looked fair but felt foul. *Paraphrased*


Talarico feels foul.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 11, 2026 04:13 PM (Sw64s)
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Been trying to tell people!

Posted by: The Chicken at August 11, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

194
He probably smells foul. He's a dirtbag.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 04:14 PM (/QHx4)

195 My least favorite time to sneeze is when I'm driving.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Yep, it's a hazard.

Coughing is OK, because you can usually still do other stuff while you're coughing. But sneezing shuts your whole body off while it's busy expelling fungi, or whatever, and is therefore potentially very dangerous.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

196 osted by: a rich old man without much sense has a variety of bad decisions available at
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A rich old man has a variety of decisions available.
==
But the tale is in the bad ones. The good ones are boring and fail to instruct the clueless.

Posted by: j. howard marshall at August 11, 2026 04:15 PM (anL5R)

197 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.
Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach.
The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (ndZc7)


POS liar... And Hill.. Babies don't need 30 + shots.. Especially Hep B ...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 04:15 PM (FtULh)

198 "FenelonSpike?"

That's awesome!

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

Vlad the Impaler approves of the pike.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)

199 "non-image." silly pixy filter.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 04:15 PM (VHUov)

200 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.
Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach.
The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 04:09 PM (ndZc7)


POS liar... And Hill.. Babies don't need 30 + shots.. Especially Hep B ...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 04:15 PM (FtULh)

A scrunt who'll never be President says what?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:16 PM (dK+Kv)

201 hat other purpose do pigs have?

===
Footballs...

Ham...

not necessarily in that order

Posted by: j. howard marshall at August 11, 2026 04:16 PM (anL5R)

202 Sneezing during a diarrhea attack is the worse!

Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (ccX9M)

203 Rhyming along, you don't even have to be stupid. Just be so class concious that Trump is so offensive you cannot overcome the good that he's done.
My Doc said, he doesn't understand how intelligent people cannot understand what's going on and there hatred of Trump. - > he's talking about his friends and associates.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal

But none can really articulate what it is they find so horrifying. Don’t get me wrong, Trump can do things that I just want to take his ability to tweet away over, there are definitely times I wish he would be what we think of as presidential. But what he is doing outweighs my momentary cringe. Plus he goes and saves a little guy from falling off a stage and he is endearing.

He has given speeches that are incredible, and I want to bottle that and sprinkle it on him when he is…not so much.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

204 Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 04:12 PM (FtULh)

Woke One. Look for the new and improved version of hidden progressive politics. As long as it's not "Woke Won" ( shudder)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (JrHfD)

205 201 hat other purpose do pigs have?

===
Footballs...

Ham...

not necessarily in that order

Posted by: j. howard marshall at August 11, 2026 04:16 PM (anL5R)

=======

Listen, pork tenderloin may not be as good as bacon, but it's still delicious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (R/W/5)

206 I was watching that press conference that day.
Trump never came close to telling people to inject bleach.

He was spitballing ideas to the people around him wondering about different ways that could defeat the virus.

He also mentioned trying to somehow get UV light into the body to kill the virus, but nobody wants to bring that one up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (6ydKt)

207 Talarico reminds me of Tolkien's first meeting of Frodo with Aragorn - he felt that Aragorn looked foul but felt fair, as opposed to agents of Sauron who looked fair but felt foul. *Paraphrased*


Talarico feels foul.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 11, 2026 04:13 PM (Sw64s)

Goose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (dK+Kv)

208 202 Sneezing during a diarrhea attack is the worse!
Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (ccX9M)

Or if you have to pee...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (FtULh)

209
Unkaren,

That is bad. Not the kind of moist privates people want, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 04:18 PM (/QHx4)

210 Listen to my good friend Hillary. She will always keep you safe.

Posted by: J Christopher Stevens at August 11, 2026 04:18 PM (8KLEK)

211 I'm frying up hamburgers the other day. National Forest allows grazing, and several cows were it would appear, giving me the side eye.

"It's not anyone you know!" I yelled, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 04:18 PM (nOWpl)

212 Listen, pork tenderloin may not be as good as bacon, but it's still delicious.
==
Lest we forget, the pork chop!

or on special occasion the pork crown roast!

Posted by: j. howard marshall at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (anL5R)

213 115 I'm still finding it hard to believe that 140,000 people would pay the Bulwark $10 per month.

I suppose there are that many politically confused, rich, masochists in the country, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

I thought people got rich managing their money, not spending it on frivolous items that have no value.

Must have inherited it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (4chwE)

214 I was watching that press conference that day.
Trump never came close to telling people to inject bleach.

He was spitballing ideas to the people around him wondering about different ways that could defeat the virus.

He also mentioned trying to somehow get UV light into the body to kill the virus, but nobody wants to bring that one up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (6ydKt)

And if one were to do a little searching, one would see that there was concurrent research at the time on using UV internally to disinfect live tissue.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (dK+Kv)

215 I got confused about all the Byrds in politics. I was reading something about World War II, and there was mentioned a West Virginia senator Byrd. I was thinking Robert Byrd, I guess, of Virginia, the Ku Klux Klansman. I think there were three Byrds in the Senate at one time though not concurrently.
Posted by: Common Tater

Robert Byrd, the late Senator from West Virginia, was not related to the Byrd family of Virginia (which included Antarctic explorer Adm. Richard Byrd). Robert, IIRC, was adopted, and the Byrd family that adopted him was not related to the FFV Byrd family.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

216 Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (6ydKt)

They know. They just want to watch you deny it.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (8KLEK)

217 Or if you have to pee...

I have UC, so I’m partial to that end of the spectrum.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (ccX9M)

218 Vlad the Impaler approves of the pike.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
.......

Fenelon's Pike
lol

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (UjdFS)

219 pulled pork barbeque! and ribs!!

and to spite the mussleman down the street smoker

Posted by: j. howard marshall at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (anL5R)

220 I'm still finding it hard to believe that 140,000 people would pay the Bulwark $10 per month.

I suspect its people that setup auto-billing 20 years ago and never stopped it...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

221 wow, it is beginning to sound like the only manly things that Abdul El-Sayed approves of is ululating and firing an AK into the sky.
Everything else should be done by women and eunuchs

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)

222 Did Paul already comes on and tell us how Talarico was leading in the latest poll (of Austin bathhouses?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (zZu0s)

223 Listen, pork tenderloin may not be as good as bacon, but it's still delicious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (R/W/5)

That's why you wrap the pork tenderloin in bacon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)

224 POS liar... And Hill.. Babies don't need 30 + shots.. Especially Hep B ...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 04:15 PM


Not only that vaccine but the cdc still has the covid 19 vaccine on the schedule for babies 6-12 months. That is insane and needs to be removed now.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (cpFbA)

225 Talarico, gay twink who loves trans children and hates Christianity

-
Twinkle twinkle little Tsar
How I wonder what you are

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (ndZc7)

226 222 Did Paul already comes on and tell us how Talarico was leading in the latest poll (of Austin bathhouses?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (zZu0s)

=======

Didn't Paul tell us constantly in summer of 2024 that Kamala was leading all the polls?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (R/W/5)

227 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.
Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach.
The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fe

I cannot with this hag.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 04:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

228 I'm frying up hamburgers the other day. National Forest allows grazing, and several cows were it would appear, giving me the side eye.

"It's not anyone you know!" I yelled, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 04:18 PM (nOWpl)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:21 PM (dK+Kv)

229 Didn't Paul tell us constantly in summer of 2024 that Kamala was leading all the polls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (R/W/5)

Was Paul around when Beto was leading all the polls?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 04:21 PM (zZu0s)

230 And if one were to do a little searching, one would see that there was concurrent research at the time on using UV internally to disinfect live tissue.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (dK+Kv)

Yeah, I remember that, too.

Using fiber optics or something.
Haven't heard about it since.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)

231 And if one were to do a little searching, one would see that there was concurrent research at the time on using UV internally to disinfect live tissue.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (dK+Kv)


There was also research into hypochlorous acid as a sinus irrigant, as well.

it was all dumb because it wasn't what Fauci wanted.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:21 PM (rbvCR)

232 Fenelon's Pike
lol
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM


It's very effective against heavy cavalry.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)

233 229 Didn't Paul tell us constantly in summer of 2024 that Kamala was leading all the polls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (R/W/5)

Was Paul around when Beto was leading all the polls?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 04:21 PM (zZu0s)

========

"Eight years of Texas getting more Republican has made the state an easy pickup opportunity for Democrats."
-it's a logic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:22 PM (R/W/5)

234 Grok:
The closest actual quote is from Trump’s April 23, 2020, White House coronavirus briefing (not a direct instruction to the public to inject bleach):“And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you’re going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds — it sounds interesting to me.”

snopes.com

This came right after Department of Homeland Security official Bill Bryan discussed how bleach and isopropyl alcohol quickly kill the virus on surfaces. Trump was floating the idea of studying whether something similar could work internally (framed as a question to experts about potential research), while also talking about UV light. He did not say “inject bleach,” name household products as something people should use on themselves, or tell the public to do it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

235 @HillaryClinton
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.

The more shots they push the more they get from Pharmaceutical companies...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 04:22 PM (FtULh)

236 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 04:20 PM (ndZc7)

Tsar Nicholas II would have been more conservative and a much nicer man than Talarico.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 04:22 PM (JrHfD)

237 https://thenewneo.com/confessions of a former dsa organizer
The video is a good watch or listen

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)

238 We take donations, but actually produce results for our investors. Get aboard before it's too late.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3... at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (JM9I6)

239 But none can really articulate what it is they find so horrifying. Don’t get me wrong, Trump can do things that I just want to take his ability to tweet away over, there are definitely times I wish he would be what we think of as presidential. But what he is doing outweighs my momentary cringe. Plus he goes and saves a little guy from falling off a stage and he is endearing.

He has given speeches that are incredible, and I want to bottle that and sprinkle it on him when he is…not so much.
Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 04:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

The day I agree 100% with any politician is the day I check to see if I'm really dead.

And I still believe people say stupid things all of the time, so I mostly judge them by their actions, what they accomplish.

I would rather hear the straight unvarnished truth from someone unpolished than the usual platitudinous bullshit that is spewed by so many polished speakers.

IOW, take the good with the not so good and be happy that things are being done that strengthen our country and our moral virtue in the world.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (4chwE)

240 @HillaryClinton
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.
Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach.
The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.
==
Just because she carried around an auto injector pen with valium doesn't mean she knows anything about health, nor does the fact that she seized up and had to be jacked into the back of a suburban like a sack of wet cement.

Posted by: what a clownish woman at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (anL5R)

241 Of course Talarico is getting Democrat money. Out of state Democrat money. Out of state Democrat support. If this election was on the up and up he would lose by thirty points.

Posted by: Case at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (fV9m3)

242 Worst time to sneeze is the day after hernia surgery.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)

243 Did Paul already comes on and tell us how Talarico was leading in the latest poll (of Austin bathhouses?)

I haven’t seen any recent remarks by Paul moniker. He went the way of Some Guy, I think.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (ccX9M)

244
The " throw shit against the wall and see what sticks" strategy is in full on mode.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 04:13 PM (EZtVN)



The Ricochet Biscuit strategy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (y9nCu)

245 Fenelon's Pike
lol
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM

It's very effective against heavy cavalry.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)

And pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (dK+Kv)

246 Twinkle twinkle little Tsar
How I wonder what you are
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I once saw a new biography of Peter the Great a Borders back in the day. The first chapter was titled, "A Tsar Is Born."

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

247 injecting bleach is just another I can see Russia from my house or grocery scanning machine or plastic turkey. The Left will cling to a lie like female tranny athletes cling to their dick and balls.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (KC5Lt)

248 wow, it is beginning to sound like the only manly things that Abdul El-Sayed approves of is ululating and firing an AK into the sky.
Everything else should be done by women and eunuchs
Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)
---
His remarks ripping on Mackinac Island have made him dead man walking.

It was bad enough that he said he hated the place, but they he tried to walk it back by saying he hated all the rich people who live there and that poor people can't afford to visit.

One million do each year. Just a jackass.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (ZOv7s)

249
tcn,

AMEN!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (/QHx4)

250 I love when people post "you're such a disappoint!" Reminds me of mama.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (bX16E)

251 Alright! I'm announcing that I am a democrat for Paxton.
While I'm at it, I'll start a new group: Antigunners for Paxton.
Let's see. What else?
I know! Trannies for Paxton.

Posted by: Chemist at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (ypSMd)

252 Worst time to sneeze is the day after hernia surgery.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)

Or after a freshly cracked rib.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (dK+Kv)

253 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (jaDSH)

254 Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 04:21 PM (ZdaMQ

She's a terrible person, but I don't even think she writes this social media stuff. Some highly paid aide or aides probably does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM (JrHfD)

255 @HillaryClinton
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.
==
FYI - vaccinations are a big revenue driver in pediatric practices. THE MORE YOU KNOW

Posted by: what a clownish woman at August 11, 2026 04:25 PM (anL5R)

256 I agree with Fen, Czar Nicolas II wasn't a terrible person

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)

257 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Oprahpottamus at August 11, 2026 04:25 PM (VJ0w/)

258 Just shows you how ignorant or how much of a liar Hillary is.

Trump was suggesting to study something that could disinfect the lungs, not for home projects injecting stuff.

That's very similar to their idea that the suggestion for researchers to look at Hydroxychloroquine was to feed fish tank cleaner to your husband.

Dishonest as the century is long.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)

259 Did Paul already comes on and tell us how Talarico was leading in the latest poll (of Austin bathhouses?)

I haven’t seen any recent remarks by Paul moniker. He went the way of Some Guy, I think.
Posted by: Unkaren at August 11, 2026 04:23 PM (ccX9M)
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Either he was summoned or someone is doing an arch sock puppet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2026 04:26 PM (ZOv7s)

260 This came right after Department of Homeland Security official Bill Bryan discussed how bleach and isopropyl alcohol quickly kill the virus on surfaces. Trump was floating the idea of studying whether something similar could work internally (framed as a question to experts about potential research), while also talking about UV light. He did not say “inject bleach,” name household products as something people should use on themselves, or tell the public to do it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

This was the same leftist lying playbook that made people think Sarah Palin saw Russia from her house. If you can make people believe their supported politicians are actually idiots, you can knock down those strawmen and replace them with leftist fools instead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 04:26 PM (4chwE)

261 >>Paxton has not won a poll in 6 weeks.

Look at who is polling

Posted by: DanMan at August 11, 2026 04:26 PM (8uzBS)

262 261 >>Paxton has not won a poll in 6 weeks.

Look at who is polling

Posted by: DanMan at August 11, 2026 04:26 PM (8uzBS)

======

"Polling has gotten more accurate over the last 10 years, especially not-final polls."
-it's a logic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:26 PM (R/W/5)

263 A friend from a major news organization sent me a copy of Hunter Biden's laptop in October 2020. He did so to assist him with analyzing its contents for authenticity and anything incriminating. I confirmed the data was authentic. The metadata within the emails is self-authenticating because it contains IP's of every sender and recipient. Secondly, Rudy Giuliani curated the files so that the viewer would immediately see authenticating data such as receipts to telecom carriers and vendors like Apple. He also included text logs to Hunter Biden's phone.

I found no smoking-gun evidence of a crime, but there is corroborative evidence that has already been reported in the news. The corroborative evidence can be paired with testimony from others like Tony Bobulinski to build a legitimate case if any prosecutor were to pursue it.

The laptop did not contain any graphic evidence of sex crimes with minors simply because Giuliani removed it. It would have been illegal for him to transfer that kind of content to non-law enforcement, so it was removed when he curated the contents

And BTW, Hunter's friendly emails with Tucker are among the first the viewer encounters. Giuliani segregated those.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 11, 2026 04:27 PM (t5Fno)

264 @HillaryClinton
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.
---
... just NOT when your doctor tells you not to get The Jab, of course....

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)

265 256 I agree with Fen, Czar Nicolas II wasn't a terrible person
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)

He was, however, not the person he needed to be. Inbreeding will not produce the brightest and best.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 04:27 PM (4chwE)

266
I Like Spike!

Posted by: Fenelon Campaign Button at August 11, 2026 04:28 PM (mmrXZ)

267 Ivan the Terrible would have never allowed the Bolsheviks to rise to power.

Good men shouldn't lead nations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:28 PM (R/W/5)

268 Thalidomide came within a red nether hair of being Approved in the USA except for the skepticism and exertions of one single researcher on the payroll, she felt something wasn't right about it, given her background in neonatal care, something like that. There was a great deal of pressure brought to bear against her, but she stuck to her guns and was proven right.

It would appear our modern "experts" are just a bunch of goddamned crooks, or worse.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 04:28 PM (nOWpl)

269 Nicky II was a decent sort, he just wasn't up to fighting the British banks, the Germans, his own generals and the Russian intellectual class all at the same time.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)

270 > Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearence. He is alleged to have leaked to NYT details...
--------------
Everyone should have their security clearance pulled when they leave federal service. I don't care who, or at what level.

They're no longer Feds. Yank it. And don't allow them to regain it for contracting work. Because, fuck them. Everyone abuses it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 04:28 PM (2Cry5)

271 Just shows you how ignorant or how much of a liar Hillary is.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)
---
She's lost in the 90s, a true Boomer lost in the digital age. Yes, once it was possible to create fake media gaffes, but the legacy media is only watched by...well, Hillary. That's their audience, a bunch of blue-haired Dem fanatics who still have People magazine subscriptions.

So yeah, tone-deaf and stupid as always.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2026 04:28 PM (ZOv7s)

272 Despite his liberal domestic agenda, Alexander II faced growing revolutionary opposition, particularly from the People’s Will (Narodnaya Volya), who viewed him as an obstacle to democracy. He survived five assassination attempts before being killed on March 13, 1881, in St. Petersburg by bombs thrown by Ignacy Hryniewiecki and Nikolai Rysakov. Ironically, he had just signed the Loris-Melikov constitution proposal that day, which would have established elected legislative commissions. He was succeeded by his son, Alexander III, who reversed many of his father’s liberal policies and adopted a more repressive autocratic stance. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 11, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D)

273 Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 04:27 PM (4chwE)

I agree with you, but I still think he was sincere in his Christian faith and not an a utter narcissist like Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 04:30 PM (JrHfD)

274 Paxton has not won a poll in 6 weeks.

Look at who is polling

Posted by: DanMan at August 11, 2026 04:26 PM (8uzBS)

======

"Polling has gotten more accurate over the last 10 years, especially not-final polls."
-it's a logic
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:26 PM (R/W/5)
_____

Wait until the full oppo drops on this freak. It'll be like going into the Urban Dictionary. Bring your hazmat suit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 04:30 PM (iFTx/)

275 Don't the commies throw that out there every election cycle? I've seen it recently in several states I've traveled in around election time.

"We're former hardcore conservative Republicans but Candidate X hurt our teensy weensy feelings, so we're voting the Bolshevik!!! Look at us!!! Pay attention fellow Republicans and join us in the exodus where we'll be the last Kulaks up against the wall!!"

Posted by: Kyle Richmond at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (VOCjX)

276 Listen, pork tenderloin may not be as good as bacon"

And pork prices are way down (at least here).

Really good...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (XuXeR)

277 hobo ass is the best tasting ass
Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2026 04:24 PM


You have said this repeatedly.

I bow to your obvious experience and expertise in this area.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (0sNs1)

278 The " throw shit against the wall and see what sticks" strategy is in full on mode.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 04:13 PM (EZtVN)
---
They called Reagan "The Teflon President" because no mud they threw at him stuck so far as the public was concerned. They were pissed that they couldn't get mud to stick to him For The Party.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (Fi81e)

279
Nicky II was a decent sort, he just wasn't up to fighting the British banks, the Germans, his own generals and the Russian intellectual class all at the same time.
Posted by: Kindltot

================

Oddly, he was up to making enemies of all of them at the same time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (mmrXZ)

280 I agree with Fen, Czar Nicolas II wasn't a terrible person
Posted by: Skip

No, TSAR Nicholas was not. He was a decent person in over his head. He was a good, intelligent family man. He and his family in no way deserved what came to them.

He was thrust into a job he never really wanted. That said, he made some terrible decisions as Emperor. Whether different decisions would have produced better outcomes, I cannot say. The WWI era, like all other histoical eras, was a complicated time.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

281 Nood corruption

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (N1tpc)

282 Bacon is a gift. What other purpose do pigs have?
Yum yum
Posted by: four seasons

I read some article by a culinary hipster talking about working with local farmers to raise heirloom pigs to slaughter for a foodie project he was working on. In the culinary world the say you can eat every part of the pig except the oink, so he was documenting his experience in testing the statement.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 04:32 PM (d8zZq)

283 And don't allow them to regain it for contracting work"

Well, there goes half the jobs in Fairfax...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)

284 I actually do listen to my doctor. I did not come to her by accident. She asked me if I wanted the clot shot. I said no. She said, okay. That was the end of it.

She will spend a half hour talking about medical issues with me if that's what she thinks I need. She bills by the visit, not the hour. And if she doesn't know the answer, she researches it and gets back to me, instead of feeding me a line about whatever pharmaceutical company is shilling this week.

I drive over an hour to see her when I need to. I wouldn't waste time like that if she wasn't the real deal.

Do your research. Find a better doctor. One with a brain and a conscience.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 04:33 PM (4chwE)

285 Former Secretary of Air Force under Biden to Sue Trump administration for yanking his security clearence. He is alleged to have leaked to NYT details about Air Force 1 and its replacement and trump switcheroo. His comment to the AP
Kendall told the Associated Press late on Friday that he was “completely mystified” by the accusation. “No one has said anything to me about what I’m asserted to have revealed and I can’t imagine what it could be”.

WHICH IS NOT A DENIAL.
Posted by: Dems a decepticons at August 11, 2026 03:47 PM (anL5R)

Frankly, it should be a rule to yank all random security clearances when a job is done or administrations change. Its easy enough to put them back on if needed.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:33 PM (uhVAy)

286 Don't the commies throw that out there every election cycle? I've seen it recently in several states I've traveled in around election time.

"We're former hardcore conservative Republicans but Candidate X hurt our teensy weensy feelings, so we're voting the Bolshevik!!! Look at us!!! Pay attention fellow Republicans and join us in the exodus where we'll be the last Kulaks up against the wall!!"

Posted by: Kyle Richmond at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (VOCjX)
---
Ellie Light.

"Ellie Light" was the name given on dozens of "Letters to the Editor" of newspapers across the country. "Ellie" was a "Lifelong Republican" that could no longer vote for (I forgot who)."

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)

287 Oddly, he was up to making enemies of all of them at the same time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 04:31 PM (mmrXZ)


You call a man a tyrant and a bloody handed fool so you can justify destroying him. It makes him legal prey.

If he had a cadre that would have backed him, especially in taking up the peace proposals that came directly from Kaiser Bill II bypassing the Diet, he might have become something other than fill.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (rbvCR)

288 270: Speaking with a bit of experience with security clearances; I had one in the USAF, when I got out, I took a retail job for a year (it sucked, a lot). No clearance needed. Decided I should look for a Beltway bandit job here in Babylon DC. Found out my clearance was placed in inactive status and was 'good' for 2 years after I got out. All they did was reactivate it and I was on my way to be a Beltway Bandit. Still doing it (26+ years). When I flee Babylon, I suspect the same thing will happen. My clearance will go into 'inactive' status for a couple of years. Unless the process has changed over the decades.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (sAmhv)

289 Am I dead yet?

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Something at August 11, 2026 04:34 PM (JM9I6)

290 270: probably a different process for FedGov drones.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

291 It has been Texas GOP who tried to get rid of Ken Paxton, and who impeached him in his AG role; it has been the Texas GOP who kept Cornyn from ever having a serious primary contender to fight off; it has been the Texas GOP who kept electing that miserable shirt-winder to office.

The Texas GOP has never been Republican; they haven't even been GOP; I can't even call them a 'false flag' operation. They were the party of AWFLs before AWFLs were ever a thing.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 11, 2026 04:36 PM (vnuhd)

292 Ivan the Terrible would have never allowed the Bolsheviks to rise to power.

Good men shouldn't lead nations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 04:28 PM (R/W/5)

The secret of understanding Russia is that no strong, cruel leader has hurt them as much as their neighbors have done when they had weak, nice ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

293 As Nicholas I noted of his crushing of the Decembrist Revolt, the country could forgive his cruelty, but they could not forgive weakness in a Tsar.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)

294 Yeah but that idiot Coucy is himself a NeverTrump moron whining about Paxton's 'corruption' and 'scandals' and whining that Cornyn wouldn't have these problems.

He's just made these fake Republicans made it too obvious.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 11, 2026 04:59 PM (lCHt6)

More Fauci Texts: Fauci Was Warned by Surgeon General That Fake Vaccine Could Cause Mutations in Fetuses

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

More texts reveal that Biden era US Surgeon General Vivek Murthy responded to Fauci's concern about the COVID vaccine in pregnant women by adding "I've been hearing concern about the mRNA causing mutations in the developing fetus as well."

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Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke

21h

Even if we step back and say, fine, perhaps they were simply trying to understand the potential risks and mechanisms involved, the broader point is still horrifying. This was January 2021, a full month after the rollout of an industrial scale effort to inject this experimental product into billions of people, yet at the same time they were secretly discussing catastrophic consequences they did not understand. Just look at Biden Surgeon General Vivek Murthy's reply to Fauci, speculating about the possibility of DNA mutations in fetuses. They had absolutely no idea what this stuff might do. And then, not only did they conceal these problems, but perhaps even worse, they forced this drug on the population under threat of losing their jobs, their ability to travel, and even their freedom.


Bill Ackerman: My wife suffered seven miscarriages after the Sterility Shot:

A friend of David Thompson also experienced serial miscarriages after the Sterility Shot:

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:38 PM




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1 Fauci was hoping to start the X-Men.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

3 fauci sure sucks

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2026 02:39 PM (CWTWj)

4 demons

those two are demons

and public health needs to go away. forever.

utilitarian midwit evil bastards hide in "public health"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:40 PM (j+aD2)

5 I'm out. Too depressing to even joke about. Fauci is bureaucratic evil at its worst.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

6 no surprise here

I thank god for card stock, a good laser printer, adobe products and friendly HC professionals

didn't help me, but I could help others

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)

7 this is obscene. for reals obscene.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 02:41 PM (VyBeY)

8 "More Fauci Texts: Fauci Was Warned by Surgeon General That Fake Vaccine Could Cause Mutations in Fetuses"


Yet this little fvck went on national TV and claimed the vaccine was 100% safe for pregnant women. And later went on to reiterate the claim that joe biden made that we were experiencing a pandemic of the unvaccinated when he knew the vaccine didn't work.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 02:41 PM (cpFbA)

9 Chipped, the wood should be.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 11, 2026 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

10 whig stick around. this is part and parcel of EVERYTHING that is happening in the Bolshie-USA

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)

11 Yet this little fvck went on national TV and claimed the vaccine was 100% safe for pregnant women.

No doubt, if cornered about it, he'd say that no pregnant women were harmed, only some clumps of cells.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:42 PM (ExV1e)

12 My niece, thank God, was in her third trimester when she got injected with the miscarriage shot. He was born, healthy and happy, about two months later.

Posted by: huerfano at August 11, 2026 02:42 PM (VJX5o)

13 when have they ever pushed people who react to a vaccine to get more of it?

when have they EVER pushed a new drug of any kind onto pregnant women?

how does any of it make sense? even my "they couldn't allow a control group" theory doesn't work with this info

this was on purpose.

to kill.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)

14 Iceberg, just the tip...

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (2CeDH)

15 Legit think a firing squad would be too good for Fauci.

Posted by: Leupold at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (eIzlH)

16 What I find interesting is that epidemiological studies show that some districts received significant numbers of saline injections as opposed to the vaxx. Which districts? The ones with the right (or should I say LEFT) political connections.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (eGn4U)

17 I can't think of another American in our history who was as evil as Fauci.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

18 You know who doesn't have cannons like me? Racheal Walinsky. That bish should be stripped, covered in hot tar and feathered and then run out of town on a rail.

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (anL5R)

19 it was woke 1.0 - they'll get it right the next time, comrade

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (CWTWj)

20 Yea... they don't and didn't care. These people are demonic.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (N1tpc)

21 Is that Fauci's boyfriend with him in the car ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (NtVYv)

22 That is truly an evil-looking couple, completely reflecting the evil they have inside.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (e0GGC)

23 this was on purpose.

to kill.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)


Just like the states which allow abortion up to HS graduation. It's about killing as many people as possible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:44 PM (ExV1e)

24 We tried to tell you.

A couple of the COBs here mocked us and spoke down to us as if they were our intellectual superiors and we were just some dingbats.

They repeated the "trust the experts" bullshit. CBD, specifically, spent a lot of time "correcting us".

But we were right and our pompous ass intellectual superiors were wrong.

Posted by: Conspiracy Nuts likes sex with gerbils at August 11, 2026 02:44 PM (5Q9G4)

25 Bioethics apparently means something different when you are married to The Science.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 02:44 PM (4jqIS)

26 This is what blind compliance with totally asinine mandates will get you.

The medical establishment will never recover from it. And, to be honest, I don't think they ever really tried.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 02:44 PM (2Cry5)

27 Very ethical of the bioethicist to flip the bird. Cut it off and keep it as a warning before giving her and the hubby a nice Air Pinochet ride

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 02:45 PM (NFRf7)

28 no medicine in the known universe is "safe and effective" for everyone.

it's never the case.

and in this case, they had the data. they knew.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)

29 Fauci: our generation’s answer to Mengele.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:45 PM (eGn4U)

30 What I find interesting is that epidemiological studies show that some districts received significant numbers of saline injections as opposed to the vaxx. Which districts? The ones with the right (or should I say LEFT) political connections.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (eGn4U)


IIRC, there was some senior nurse in some European country (Denmark, maybe) - sorry I can't provide more info, it was several years ago and got hushed up quick - who said that you could tell if the 'vaccine' would work, be saline, or kill you, based on the lot number.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (ExV1e)

31 This should be the biggest story in the news right now.

86% percent of people in the 1st trimester miscarried after the Fauci Formula was administered.

Fuck, it should have been called lethal injection for expectant mothers

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (NtVYv)

32 I don't think the left is ever too concerned about reducing reproduction of white people...

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (YwEeS)

33 Is there any evidence Fauci ever told the truth to anyone about COVID dangers, risks, mitigation and protection measures (masks, social distancing, school and all other closures), vaccine efficacy and safety, or anything else?

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (5rh/l)

34 >> Bioethics apparently means something different when you are married to The Science.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 02:44 PM

Pretty sure it means giving science a workaround to do whatever they want and call it ethical.

Posted by: huerfano at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (VJX5o)

35 Fauci: our generation’s answer to Mengele.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I think he's got a much higher body count than Mengele.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

36 Everything you thought was true.

Everything you suspected was also true.

Everything you were told was a lie.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (uzmqU)

37 Types...deletes...

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (XdJ05)

38
The Big Dummy is dozing on a big, comfortable dog bed. His head in on the floor. Occasionally his butt will be on the bed and his front off it.

This behavior is not unique to him. I wonder sometimes what goes on in their heads and sadly conclude: not much.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:47 PM (O0L8i)

39 Charming couple. Like the Rosenbergs.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2026 02:47 PM (6q1kY)

40 Guess what I DIDN'T see on CNN or MS Now the last couple of days.

Evil bastards.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 02:47 PM (Sco7b)

41 it's heart wrenching

and no, they'll try, but this will get out

this is not cover-up-able

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (j+aD2)

42 I can't think of another American in our history who was as evil as Fauci.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

I don't think he's appreciably worse than the rest of the people in DC. He just happened to be in the right position to carry out this particularly bad crime.

If you had plugged Eric "Nuke The Midwest" Swalwell or Mark "I'd Sell Out My Troops to the Chinese" Milley into his chair, they'd have done all the same evil shit.

Party men are Party men and they all carry Party water the same.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (BI5O2)

43
Fauci or McNamara: who's worse?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (O0L8i)

44 Come and see the violence inherent in the bioethicist.

I was surprised when I took an "ethics" class in early college without knowing what it was. Surprised that it really didn't have as much to do with morality or "doing the right thing" in situations as questions like "what is the most correct and/or efficient number of people to mass murder" and "what is a justifiable level of harm to inflict for the 'right reasons'".

With a hefty dose of "everyone is inherently selfish". Was that objectivism or utilitarianism, I didn't care.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (8KLEK)

45 couple of the COBs here mocked us and spoke down to us as if they were our intellectual superiors and we were just some dingbats.
==
No - they clowned themselves. Others, and me too clowned them repeatedly. There was no safety data, and then when there was "safety data" it showed it wasn't safe. Then it showed it didn't work either. Then it showed you were actually more likely to get it if you got the shot than if you didn't. No. There were tons of people on here setting straight any trust the expert bullshit that fauci and company were spouting. The were also some people who were pushing masks, but they got clowned as well.

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (anL5R)

46 It goes back to the adage: We were right, and the experts were wrong. This is an unfathomable problem and no corrections have been made.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (XdJ05)

47 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:47 PM (O0L8i)

I've been in and out.
How's your dog you've been concerned about?
Your situation made me think of Ralphy and I.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (Sco7b)

48 this is not cover-up-able
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (j+aD2)


Leftists will just refuse to believe it. Fauci could come out and admit it while being rogered by S'tan and leftists would just refuse to believe it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (ExV1e)

49 This behavior is not unique to him. I wonder sometimes what goes on in their heads and sadly conclude: not much.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:47 PM (O0L8i)


Our hoomans loves us!

Posted by: H7's dogs at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (n9eFH)

50 'Old squaw give sign of insult. Needs beating.'
-something Ten Bears might have said

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (LHPAg)

51
Come and see the violence inherent in the bioethicist.

__________

A bioethicist is a learned person who comes up with a high-minded reason why you should die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (O0L8i)

52 Are there any Bioethicist's who aren't eugenic's enthusiast with dreams of eliminating 3/4 of the earth's population for the 'Greater Good'?? Seems like whenever I hear a take from a 'Bioethicist', a really horrible, evil, take will follow.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (sAmhv)

53 The more information that comes out the more I'm thinking that my original "conspiracy theory ™" that COVID was released to decrease the population to fight "Climate Change ™" is actually correct

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (NFRf7)

54 Geez, I was merely remembering the class I took but that almost shamefully fits covid and the faustis doesn't it.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (8KLEK)

55
Cut his vocal cords and put him in an enclosure with sand fleas.

He is an evil pos.

I often think of families who were destroyed because of the evil gnome. It is heartbreaking.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (/QHx4)

56
How long does the miscarriage risk last after COVID mRNA vaccination? Indefinitely?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (VWtfl)

57 But we were right and our pompous ass intellectual superiors were wrong.

Posted by: Conspiracy Nuts at August 11, 2026 02:44 PM (5Q9G4)


Show me where I defended the vaccine for pregnant women.

Or go fuck yourself.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (l4RKn)

58 My wife is slightly freaked out by my feelings toward Fauci.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (4NO2D)

59 Ron Johnson was on talk radio yesterday. What I remember from the interview is the CDC knew about the cytokine storm leading to high # of mis-carriages for women early in pregnancy. Those lying scumbags then published a paper including mostly women who got the vaccine in the 3rd trimester (over 28 weeks) for the denominator. But the cut-off to be considered a mis-carriage is way earlier than 28 weeks. If they had used the number of woman that got vaccinated in the 1st trimester instead of lying by including those 3rd trimester cases the rate of miscarriage for vaccinated pregnant women was like 80%.

The commies of the left of course think miscarriages are a good thing, but it is outrageous that the CDC told pregnant women they should get the clot shot even in early pregancy when they knew how high the risk to the fetus was.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM (PV+Zw)

60 This should be the biggest story in the news right now.

86% percent of people in the 1st trimester miscarried after the Fauci Formula was administered.

Fuck, it should have been called lethal injection for expectant mothers
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2026 02:46 PM (NtVYv)

A bigger question:

WHY DID IT TAKE TILL NOW BEFORE WE KNEW THIS?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM (N1tpc)

61 You know, this kind of highlights the horror and the odd contradiction thinking of abortion. If you want the child, it was a valuable human life and a tragedy and a crime you lost it. If you didnt want the child, it was meaningless and a wonder that you got rid of it.

Fucking people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

62 Posted by: Conspiracy Nuts at August 11, 2026 02:44 PM (5Q9G4)

Just in case anyone is wondering...this is the troll from the previous thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM (l4RKn)

63 Trump love touts right vaxx don't a success

Posted by: Conspiracy Nuts likes sex with gerbils at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM (5Q9G4)

64 can't think of another American in our history who was as evil as Fauci.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

Walter Cronkite

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM (8KLEK)

65 Fuck, it should have been called lethal injection for expectant mothers
==
No no no, it was perfectly safe . . . for the mothers.

Posted by: Dr. Faucgele at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM (anL5R)

66 53 The more information that comes out the more I'm thinking that my original "conspiracy theory ™" that COVID was released to decrease the population to fight "Climate Change ™" is actually correct


I literally think that's what it was being developed for. with a focus on murdering old people to help with "pension bankruptcy" situations.

but then Trump. they had to stop him. so they rolled it out early.

and it didn't work as well as they'd hoped. for one, it didn't spread in outdoors. so they had to figure out how to keep people inside as much as possible.

etc etc

also along the way new versions were purposely released. mayyyyyybe on of those was released by white hats. it's possible.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM (j+aD2)

67 Completely without evidence, I blame the shot for my granddaughter's condition. I probably shouldn't.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (XKcIx)

68 PLEASE GET RID OF THAT FUCKING AD THAT KERPS WANTING TO TAKE OVER IN SAFARI!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (UWN7z)

69 58 My wife is slightly freaked out by my feelings toward Fauci.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (4NO2D)

Too forgiving??

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (Sco7b)

70
How's your dog you've been concerned about?

___________

I have concluded, privately, that Dutchess has been overmedicated and that has been turning her into a dork. I cut out her morning dose and she seems much perkier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)

71 Our largest area hospital with L&D had the largest number of miscarriages in one month - more than its ever had in one year total after vaccines were pushed for pregnant women. A lot of us knew at the time that this was no f'ing coincidence.

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

72 it is outrageous that the CDC told pregnant women they should get the clot shot even in early pregancy when they knew how high the risk to the fetus was.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 11, 2026 02:51 PM



It seems ... criminal even. Fiat justitia ruat caelum.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (4NO2D)

73 Leftists will just refuse to believe it. Fauci could come out and admit it while being rogered by S'tan and leftists would just refuse to believe it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

My mother confronted my aunt about this disaster. She doesn't believe it and it's not her truth.

Educated dipshits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (9NN0K)

74 How long does the miscarriage risk last after COVID mRNA vaccination? Indefinitely?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (VWtfl)


AI tells me that there is zero risk. So, no one knows and, if they do know, they ain't telling.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (ExV1e)

75 That pic of Fauci and his wife in the car made me think of Bonnie and Clyde, for some obscure reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (1z8ji)

76 Fauci was hoping to start the X-Men.

The rest of the Democrats are aiming for Ex-Men and he misheard his Soros orders.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 02:53 PM (2ocoG)

77 Murthy and Walensky weren't pardoned were they ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 02:53 PM (ejzvi)

78 >>86% percent of people in the 1st trimester miscarried after the Fauci Formula was administered.


I think they mean 86% of WOMEN.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2026 02:53 PM (uzmqU)

79 Saw a funny exchange

Guy 1: Can anyone name a country that brought in Islam and gave it political power where everyone kept their right?

Guy 2: Couldn't the same thing be said for Christianity?

Guy 1: You mean the countries everyone is trying to immigrate to?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

80 "Bioethicist"

Who the fuck coined this abomination? They need to be cut up and boxed for eternity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (2Cry5)

81 I have concluded, privately, that Dutchess has been overmedicated and that has been turning her into a dork.

Is that you, Harry? Blink twice if you need rescue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (ExV1e)

82 86% percent of people in the 1st trimester miscarried after the Fauci Formula was administered.

Apparently that's fake news and they completely flubbed the math, but I haven't read a good explanation yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

83 44 Come and see the violence inherent in the bioethicist.

I was surprised when I took an "ethics" class in early college without knowing what it was. Surprised that it really didn't have as much to do with morality or "doing the right thing" in situations as questions like "what is the most correct and/or efficient number of people to mass murder" and "what is a justifiable level of harm to inflict for the 'right reasons'".

With a hefty dose of "everyone is inherently selfish". Was that objectivism or utilitarianism, I didn't care.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (8KLEK)

Would I go back inhistory and murder Hitler? First, it was not GOD's plan. Second, time travel, while nice to dream about, ain't possible. Would I still have done it? Sure, if I'm 77.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (LHPAg)

84 That pic of Fauci and his wife in the car made me think of Bonnie and Clyde, for some obscure reason.

Made me think of that scene in Sicario where Benicio del Toro tosses a hand-grenade through the car window.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (fl7uu)

85 I think they mean 86% of WOMEN.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2026 02:53 PM


Are you a biologist?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (4NO2D)

86 This is Fox News, anti science lies.

We still love our hero Dr Fauci who saved 100 billion lives.

Posted by: White Women at August 11, 2026 02:55 PM (bkPgX)

87 I have concluded, privately, that Dutchess has been overmedicated and that has been turning her into a dork.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

What's wrong with being a dork? I've been a successful dork my entire life.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:55 PM (77rzZ)

88 That pic of Fauci and his wife in the car made me think of Bonnie and Clyde, for some obscure reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (1z8ji)


Murderous sociopaths for $100....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 02:55 PM (l4RKn)

89 "but then Trump. they had to stop him."

Peak TDS + COVID + BLM = 2020, the most insane year in US history.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

90 Look I just have a PhD, not an MD. But I can and do read scholarly articles online. You can go back to the 1920 review of what did and didn’t work in the 1918-1919 Spanish Flu. Towns in America tried masking (surgical masks of the time - six layers of muslin), shutdowns, both, neither. It was all a local decision. You would expect to see some effect in the results if it made any difference. It didn’t. About the only thing that helped seemed to be a practice of putting Flu patients in a bed in the outdoors. It was thought that fresh air might help. It wasn’t the fresh air, it was the sterilizing effect of UV in the sunlight. The exact opposite of forcing people indoors. Extra sunlight might have induced some extra vitamin D also, but that seems a stretch since I don’t think the effect is instantaneous.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:55 PM (eGn4U)

91 Walter Cronkite

Who was comm-symp scum if not outright commie scum but was not in a position to actually implement policy and force it on the rest of us.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 02:55 PM (NitOS)

92 A bigger question:

WHY DID IT TAKE TILL NOW BEFORE WE KNEW THIS?
==
TBF we did know and it was discussed on the blog. What we didn't know is that Fauci and company also knew and decided to lie about it to us. The email is about the WHO cautioning pregnant women. 1/25 -26/21. The reports were out there. the MFM did the bidding of Fauci and company... nobody pardoned them

Posted by: Dr. Faucgele at August 11, 2026 02:55 PM (anL5R)

93 I've seen some back and forth about the 82/86% number and I can't tell who is correct.

Fauci supporters are arguing that women still pregnant at the end of the study weren't counted and that were the percent comes from and when you include those women and the outcome of their pregnancies you get 12%.

I can't find the data to see who is correct though admittedly I haven't looked very hard

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:56 PM (sKqQm)

94 Would I go back inhistory and murder Hitler? First, it was not GOD's plan. Second, time travel, while nice to dream about, ain't possible. Would I still have done it? Sure, if I'm 77.
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM


The sad thing is that THIS is the best of all the possible timelines.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 02:56 PM (4NO2D)

95 That pic of Fauci and his wife in the car made me think of Bonnie and Clyde, for some obscure reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (1z8ji)

May it end the same way for them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

96 The red of the car reminds me of hellfire for some reason.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 02:56 PM (8KLEK)

97 >>This behavior is not unique to him.

My female Bullmastiff does the same thing. Naps with most of her body on the bed while her head is hanging off on the floor.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 02:56 PM (J4Dwc)

98 Just like the states which allow abortion up to HS graduation. It's about killing as many people as possible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:44 PM


I read an article some weeks back that said there have been about 64 million abortions conducted in the US since roe vs. wade and the majority of those babies aborted were black. That is almost the same number as the population of france.


If they want to talk about genocide the left needs to start with planned parenthood.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 02:56 PM (cpFbA)

99 "THAT FUCKING AD"

Has Ace addressed this issue? Just asking.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:57 PM (Jr5Lq)

100 I have concluded, privately, that Dutchess has been overmedicated and that has been turning her into a dork. I cut out her morning dose and she seems much perkier.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)

Okay. Good news.
Thanks.

Ralphy needs out which is good because this makes me too murdery.

Entire bloodlines.
Entire bloodlines.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 02:57 PM (Sco7b)

101 40 Guess what I DIDN'T see on CNN or MS Now the last couple of days.

Evil bastards.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 02:47 PM (Sco7b)

Yep, I just checked CNN.com. Not a single news story on Fauci since Friday. They're going all-in on defending him. Really, they have no choice.

People talk about the waning influence of the MSM. That's true, but they are just as powerful by not covering things that they want hidden as they are in openly pushing a specific liberal agenda.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2026 02:57 PM (0CU3H)

102 >>Murthy and Walensky weren't pardoned were they ?

No. I don't think Joey pardoned himself either. Seems a bit of stretch that he wasn't told.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 02:57 PM (4jqIS)

103 Nothing short of a crowd of people injured by their lies and deceptions beating every one of these people to death, and before their last breath lighting them on fire, is good enough.

And don’t forget. This may have started under Trump as the media toads like to say, but it was Democrats who started shaming people, taking away their liberties, ruining their lives and undermining our civil rights, knowingly by weaponizing the COVID virus against the country.

But you should totally elect more Democrats to Congress they will do a great job. F you.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 02:57 PM (9I5W+)

104 A bioethicist is a learned person who comes up with a high-minded reason why you should die."

Nailed it.

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 02:58 PM (XuXeR)

105 Fauci supporters are arguing that women still pregnant at the end of the study weren't counted and that were the percent comes from and when you include those women and the outcome of their pregnancies you get 12%.


it's 12 percent of all PG women BUT the bulk of the pregnant participants were into the third trimester. the shot killed babies in the 1st and 2nd - mostly 1st. so if you go with all the pregnant women, 12 percent miscarried. that is still horrible!

if you go with early pregnancies, it's 80 percent. which is horrific

btw I have known this, not for sure, but the data has been out there.

what's new is the texts showing Fauci and other docs knew it right away, had the data and hid it.

if the data said something nice, liberal idiots, they wouldn't have hid it! derp

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:58 PM (j+aD2)

106 Time travel logically isn't possible. If I travelled back in time and killed Hitler I almost certainly wouldn't have been born to go kill Hitler.

So either:

1) Time travel is literally impossible
2) Time travel creates another universe so me from this this timeline can go back and kill Hitler but not in MY base timeline.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)

107 Would I go back inhistory and murder Hitler? First, it was not GOD's plan. Second, time travel, while nice to dream about, ain't possible. Would I still have done it? Sure, if I'm 77.
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM


As the meme goes...

I invented a time machine and went back and killed Hitler but no one thanks me... and who's this Roquefort guy everyone keeps going on about?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:58 PM (ExV1e)

108 I wonder how much of this stuff Mike Pence knew.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

109 The ads have become like Moby Dick:

"He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it."

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

110 108 I wonder how much of this stuff Mike Pence knew.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

That rat bastard

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 02:59 PM (ejzvi)

111 >> pic of Fauci and his wife in the car made me think of Bonnie and Clyde, for some obscure reason.

It made me think of those crashes where the doors are wedged shut and the people inside expire in the fire.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 02:59 PM (9I5W+)

112 A bioethicist is a learned person who comes up with a high-minded reason why you should die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (O0L8i)

And how.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:00 PM (8KLEK)

113 52 Are there any Bioethicist's who aren't eugenic's enthusiast with dreams of eliminating 3/4 of the earth's population for the 'Greater Good'?? Seems like whenever I hear a take from a 'Bioethicist', a really horrible, evil, take will follow.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (sAmhv)

They're generally like that. Also infamous for equating humans to animals.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 11, 2026 03:00 PM (okun6)

114 It made me think of those crashes where the doors are wedged shut and the people inside expire in the fire.
Posted by: Vengeance

A happy ending.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 03:01 PM (9NN0K)

115 Cut his vocal cords and put him in an enclosure with sand fleas.

He is an evil pos.

I often think of families who were destroyed because of the evil gnome. It is heartbreaking.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 02:50 PM (/QHx4)

Why cut his vocal cords? Fauci's minions cut the vocal cords of the beagle puppies they tortured so they didn't have to listen to their pitiful whines. Fauci? I want to hear his pitiful whining, in glorious 4-track stereo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:01 PM (1z8ji)

116 For those advocating for unrestricted abortion, I recommend they undergo a postpartum abortion, on themselves. To set an example.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:01 PM (eGn4U)

117 BTW I see the Salem Media site authors read this site. I saw some comments almost verbatim repeated on one of their sites today. Watch the stories they mirror a lot of the content and tone at AoSHQ

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (9I5W+)

118 103 Nothing short of a crowd of people injured by their lies and deceptions beating every one of these people to death, and before their last breath lighting them on fire, is good enough.

And don’t forget. This may have started under Trump as the media toads like to say, but it was Democrats who started shaming people, taking away their liberties, ruining their lives and undermining our civil rights, knowingly by weaponizing the COVID virus against the country.

But you should totally elect more Democrats to Congress they will do a great job. F you.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 02:57 PM (9I5W+)

Lest we forget, before the 'vax' was approved the MSM were busy telling the public not to trust the Trump vax because he'd do anything to get it out before Election Day. Biden 'wins' and all of those thoughts go out the window.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (0CU3H)

119 86 This is Fox News, anti science lies.

We still love our hero Dr Fauci who saved 100 billion lives.
Posted by: White Women



I'm here for you.

Posted by: A case of Box Wine at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (sAmhv)

120 First, do no harm.

Posted by: Hippocrates at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (80oeU)

121 Who are you going to believe? Scientists or Science?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (R/W/5)

122 >>>This should be the biggest story in the news right now.

I know, I know. That's part of the tragedy.

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (q177U)

123 I'd be curious to see the percentage of the children born with deformataties during this time period.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (OkYzo)

124 ACE, THE ADS SUCK!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (ccm2n)

125 Vengeance is Mine; I will repay, says the Lord.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:03 PM (eGn4U)

126 People talk about the waning influence of the MSM. That's true, but they are just as powerful by not covering things that they want hidden as they are in openly pushing a specific liberal agenda.



If it’s not in the NYT it didn’t happen.

Posted by: NYers at August 11, 2026 03:03 PM (bkPgX)

127
I never understood why Trump chose Pence.

I think Pence was hoping the covid shit would take out Trump and he would be president.

Beadyeyed asshole.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 03:03 PM (/QHx4)

128 Imagine how arrogant and angry you have to be to give people the middle finger after you and your four foot shrimp husband lied to the country, got people killed, ruined their lives and acted like a dictator on the worst period of civil rights abuse in our history. Someone should cut off here finger and feed it to her.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 03:04 PM (9I5W+)

129 PLEASE GET RID OF THAT FUCKING AD THAT KERPS WANTING TO TAKE OVER IN SAFARI!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (UWN7z)

Get rid of Safari, instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:04 PM (1z8ji)

130 A bioethicist is a learned person who comes up with a high-minded reason why you everyone but them and their friends should die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (O0L8i)
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Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 03:04 PM (FZ29D)

131 COVID poses a significantly higher miscarriage risk than the vaccine. The vaccine, by definition, causes a lower immune response than the virus itself. So the vaccine is the safer choice. It also has the potential to save the life of the pregnant person.

Exactly! This doesn'tget said enough.

But fox news saiid, and they never lie, except for all the lawsuits where they were caught lying about just little things, like saying an American presidential election was rigged when it wasnt.

There seems to be some serious memory hole-ing of what 2020-2021 was like concerning the vaccine. If you weren’t subject to any of the mandates and chose not to get it, you apparently had blood on your hands.

This was on the White House website:
“For the unvaccinated, you’re looking at a winter of severe illness and death for yourselves, your families, and the hospitals you may soon overwhelm.”

Regular old Advil can kill my girlfriend. Advil is considered very safe. Good thing my girlfriend followed her doctor’s advice and understood the side effects of certain drugs on her body. What’s MAGA'S point?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 03:04 PM (d8zZq)

132 > You know, this kind of highlights the horror and the odd contradiction thinking of abortion. If you want the child, it was a valuable human life and a tragedy and a crime you lost it. If you didn't want the child, it was meaningless and a wonder that you got rid of it.

I'm seeing similar discourse with the men declaring themselves eligible for the WNBA. Before now, the tranny crowd was saying self-identification was the only metric. Now they're backtracking and saying intent matters, and they can determine intent for others.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 03:04 PM (mkw2N)

133
AOP,

Yes, you have the right idea.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 03:04 PM (/QHx4)

134 122 >>>This should be the biggest story in the news right now.

I know, I know. That's part of the tragedy.
Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (q177U)

That alone tells you how much responsibility Trump has for all of this. If they could reasonably pin any of this on him, the MSM would be busily counterprogramming the social media narrative to pin it on him. They can't, because it would only point to the media's culpability in this affair.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2026 03:05 PM (0CU3H)

135 We need an Italian plumber to visit these two ghouls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 11, 2026 03:05 PM (xcxpd)

136 I posted this morning that there's an ad running on WMAL now encouraging people to get vaccinated. It's not about the covid vax, but vaccines in general.

Sponsored by Pfizer, of course.

So it seems Pfizer realizes that their covid shenanigans have soured people on vaccines in general and they need to get that lost market share back.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

137 Where are all the cheap lawyers at? I wish to sue all responsible government and private companies for forcing me to take these shots and putting my life in danger. A billion dollar lawsuit should be a reasonable amount to detour this from ever happening again. However to be fair I will settle for one million and we can settle out of court.

Posted by: Case at August 11, 2026 03:05 PM (fV9m3)

138 ACE, THE ADS SUCK!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (ccm2n)
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If you are still complaining about ads after literally hundreds and hundreds of comments telling you how to get rid of them, well, that's on YOU. Not ace.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 03:05 PM (FZ29D)

139 "Are there any Bioethicist's who aren't eugenic's enthusiast"

Guess I'll grab a couple of bioethics textbooks and see what they say for themselves. It's all new to me.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 03:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 Fauci supporters are arguing that women still pregnant at the end of the study weren't counted and that were the percent comes from and when you include those women and the outcome of their pregnancies you get 12%.
==
Well, considering the data is for the first trimester of pregnancy I think they may be making shit up.

its 3 months. If you are 12% likely to miscarry in a pregnancy, and 80% of miscarriages happen in the first trimester.
you would expect the group of pregnant women in the study to miscarry in the first 3 months to be 9.6% Not twelve percent and not in the 80%. Now if they claim that there was an unusual distribution of miscarriages in the beginning of the study that was then evened out by an unusual distribution of reduced miscarriages later in the study I am very dubious. Also, you don't email around to you pals about miscarriage concerns in 2021 if the data was that shitty. Its another fucking coverup.

Posted by: Pay at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (anL5R)

141 also guys do not get the flu shot anymore

the safety profile of the new mRNA ones is abysmal

I cannot believe it got approval

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (j+aD2)

142 People talk about the waning influence of the MSM. That's true, but they are just as powerful by not covering things that they want hidden as they are in openly pushing a specific liberal agenda.

=======

The press's power is waning, and it's been waning since, like, the 80s.

There have been spurts of decline in trust that have accelerated it over time. Kind of like a step ladder down.

It's been replaced by social media and the bubbles therein.

Musk buying Twitter was big, but I still maintain that Bari Weiss getting control of CBS News may end up being bigger.

It's the LIVs who watch evening news, and CBS no longer being raging leftist but only moderately leftist and willing to do stories that occassionally hurt Democrats will crumble the wall of cultural hegemony that Democrats have in a new direction, not through alternate media, that could have even longer lasting effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (R/W/5)

143 The random pop-ups are gone for me. Back to only getting the ads when checking if there is a new thread. I had to resort to firefox browser with a pop-up blocker for a while when the ads were crazy intrusive.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (PV+Zw)

144
Call me when the noose is around his neck.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (Q8D76)

145
Did Ackerman's wife get the shot? wtf was SHE thinking?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (mmrXZ)

146 Pol Pot is waiting in hell, clearing a spot for Fauci next to the Barbed Cock Assfuck Machine

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

147 Lest we forget, before the 'vax' was approved the MSM were busy telling the public not to trust the Trump vax because he'd do anything to get it out before Election Day. Biden 'wins' and all of those thoughts go out the window.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM


The vice presidential candidate in 2020 gave multiple interviews saying that she would never take a vaccine made by the Trump administration because she could not trust the science behind it. 6 months later the administration she was a part of made the vaccine mandatory.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (cpFbA)

148 Legit think a firing squad would be too good for Fauci.
Posted by: Leupold


Aren't firing squads for "honest" criminals? Traitors and such are hanged.

Crime against humanity > Crime against nation

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (VHUov)

149 >> We need an Italian plumber to visit these two ghouls.


Can't even make a Mario Bros. joke without invoking that limp dicked assassin the left wants to glorify.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (uzmqU)

150 Lest we forget, before the 'vax' was approved the MSM were busy telling the public not to trust the Trump vax because he'd do anything to get it out before Election Day. Biden 'wins' and all of those thoughts go out the window.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Kumswala said she would be hesitant to take Trump’s vaccine. Until it became Biden’s vaccine and then it was 10000% safe.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (bkPgX)

151 If the child in the womb is sufficiently mutated, it will result in a miscarriage and stillbirth. It happened to my sister with her fourth child, who wasn’t. It was devastating to her and her family. They grieved. You should look to increases in miscarriages in this time period: wait, I think we already know about that.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (eGn4U)

152 Whenever it’s mentioned on the MSM they’re all like “it started under Trump!!” . No context, no details about who did what, definitely nothing about their dick nibbling through the entire sordid affair. Not an ounce of reflection on how they bought into the whole scam and became the regime enforcers.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (9I5W+)

153 Look how many in the media were as committed to forcing the vaccines on people and demonizing people who either questioned the vaccines or refused to take the. There were talking heads on CNN and MSNBC proudly announcing that anyone who didn't take the vaccine should be fire, locked in their homes, refused medical treatment and on and on.

They were Fauci's eager and willing assistants. They aren't about to report on their own behavior unless forced.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (4jqIS)

154 Thank God my DiL never got the Covid shots.

She’s due in early February.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (W2Pud)

155 If you are still complaining about ads after literally hundreds and hundreds of comments telling you how to get rid of them, well, that's on YOU. Not ace.


hard disagree

it is a TERRIBLE look for the site

so Ace wants no site traffic? because this is how you get no site traffic

I have no idea what he's thinking but I have to imagine it's the end of the road for this place

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (j+aD2)

156 127
I never understood why Trump chose Pence.

I think Pence was hoping the covid shit would take out Trump and he would be president.

Beadyeyed asshole.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 03:03 PM (/QHx4)

Trump had little choice on that one. Just like the GOPe foisted GHWB on Reagan, who wanted Paul Laxalt as VP (thanks, whig!), Priebus wouldn't get the GOP on board with Trump after the nomination unless Trump picked one of their guys. Pence was the only one who was willing to do it.

Funny - I still remember a Trump interview when he recalled the night he won in 2016, sitting in the NY Hilton with the Pences. Mrs. Pence couldn't stand to be in the same room as Trump. He noticed it even then.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2026 03:08 PM (0CU3H)

157 >>>I cannot believe it got approval
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (j+aD2)

REALLY?

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2026 03:08 PM (q177U)

158 So, as you can see from this diagram, this is the room where we sort the people, those with pardons and those without. Those without will be taken to jail to await trial. Those without pardons will be taken, vis people mover, down this corridor. Right here are the spinning blades. Obviously we’ll need to sound proof this area.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2026 03:08 PM (u73oe)

159 The popup ads are gone for me.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:08 PM (77rzZ)

160 Also recall the announcement of the vax was the Monday after the election. How convenient.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:09 PM (bkPgX)

161 Hang him the British way: short drop, leaves ‘em kicking.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:09 PM (eGn4U)

162 If you are still complaining about ads after literally hundreds and hundreds of comments telling you how to get rid of them, well, that's on YOU. Not ace.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 03:09 PM (hUvnA)

163 That alone tells you how much responsibility Trump has for all of this. If they could reasonably pin any of this on him, the MSM would be busily counterprogramming the social media narrative to pin it on him.
==
I was absolutely convinced that they would do this before the last election. However, I failed to appreciate how up to their tits in this the deep state was. Some of you tried to explain it to me back then, using puppets to no avail. You were right. I admit, I realized how wrong I was when BIden gave Fauci a blanket pardon. That's when I knew the shit was real and it was going to be horrific.

Posted by: I admit it, I was sure they would use the vax against trump at August 11, 2026 03:09 PM (anL5R)

164 16 What I find interesting is that epidemiological studies show that some districts received significant numbers of saline injections as opposed to the vaxx. Which districts? The ones with the right (or should I say LEFT) political connections.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (eGn4U)


Is there any way to find out which areas got saline injections?

I had heard about saline injections being part of the mix, and don't doubt it, but never really saw any proof.

Posted by: MrExcitement at August 11, 2026 03:09 PM (ovdkm)

165 143 The random pop-ups are gone for me. Back to only getting the ads when checking if there is a new thread. I had to resort to firefox browser with a pop-up blocker for a while when the ads were crazy intrusive.


well that's good! I have no idea since I did get (buy!) an extension for safari just to fix the situation here.

but again, random people browsing, coming in from Insty, etc - they will be put off immediately.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)

166 152 Whenever it’s mentioned on the MSM they’re all like “it started under Trump!!” . No context, no details about who did what, definitely nothing about their dick nibbling through the entire sordid affair. Not an ounce of reflection on how they bought into the whole scam and became the regime enforcers.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (9I5W+)

======

Only Trump had been chief executive of the federal government when the election of 2020 rolled around.

Democrats cheated by mail in ballot for months before shutting down ballot counting in six states to ballot box like Tammany Hall to barely beat him in the electoral college.

Trump made mistakes (oh boy), but the people understood that he was on their side enough that Democrats had to burn the rulebook of elections to get rid of him.

I think that arguing it now, years later, is really just reinforcing those impressions people had. I doubt anyone is going from pro-Trump to anti-Trump over covid NOW as opposed to what would have happened in the moment in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:10 PM (R/W/5)

167 Fauci or McNamara: who's worse?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 02:48 PM (O0L8i)


Fauci, definitely.

McNamara was a bean-counter, and tried to execute the Vietnam War like it was a business. I don't think McNamara is in the same league of depraved indifference to human suffering.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 11, 2026 03:10 PM (ksbjf)

168
I was reading at a site a couple of days ago and commenters were complaining about the ads. It might not be only here.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 03:10 PM (/QHx4)

169 The vice presidential candidate in 2020 gave multiple interviews saying that she would never take a vaccine made by the Trump administration because she could not trust the science behind it. 6 months later the administration she was a part of made the vaccine mandatory.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (cpFbA)

That's because it changed the way the vaccine works. Like how sitting at a table in a restaurant made you immune from the covid in the bar and at the door and standing next to the table and especially outside. Covid is very clever. It knows who the president is.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:10 PM (8KLEK)

170 YOU load YOUR phone with apps and browsers that don't work on mine. FUCK YOU

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 03:11 PM (hUvnA)

171 I got rid of the ads for myself.

I would like Pixy to actually get rid of them overall, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:11 PM (R/W/5)

172 Fauci, you rock!

Posted by: Josef Mengele at August 11, 2026 03:11 PM (732As)

173 You know, this kind of highlights the horror and the odd contradiction thinking of abortion. If you want the child, it was a valuable human life and a tragedy and a crime you lost it. If you didnt want the child, it was meaningless and a wonder that you got rid of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


Shroedinger's babies; it has ever been thus.

If a woman goes to get an abortion, nothing wrong with it.

If I run her over as she's crossing the street in front of the abortion clinic, I'm charged with two homicides.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 03:11 PM (VHUov)

174 Fuck you.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 03:09 PM (hUvnA)

*that escalated quickly meme*

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (J4Dwc)

175 Are there any Bioethicist's who aren't eugenic's enthusiast with dreams of eliminating 3/4 of the earth's population for the 'Greater Good'?? Seems like whenever I hear a take from a 'Bioethicist', a really horrible, evil, take will follow.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (sAmhv)

Hordeling Tsrblk. Not too surprisingly, he hates everyone else in his profession. Not sure how he managed to graduate. Would have thought the gatekeepers would have booted him for wrongthink before he could actually get the devree.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (lFFaq)

176 > If you are still complaining about ads after literally hundreds and hundreds of comments telling you how to get rid of them, well, that's on YOU. Not ace.
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Sadly, computer illiteracy can never be cured in some where the disconnect is severe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (2Cry5)

177 People around the world have the absolute right to despise Fauci and the rest of the bureaucrats who pushed COVID along like they did.

If I was a doctor I'd be really pissed, because if I went by what Fauci, the CDC and the rest of the medical bureaucracy told me, then I'd have told my patients that HCQ & Ivermectin were quack medicine and that the vaccine was 100% safe & effective at preventing infection and transmission.

But I don't see many doctors getting outraged about this, at least publicly, for some strange reason.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)

178 174
*that escalated quickly meme*

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (J4Dwc)

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Brick killed a guy with a trident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (R/W/5)

179 The COVID scam was tailor-made for Trump, who is, sadly, a germophobe. He also trusted the “experts” on matters outside of his experience a lot in his first term. Bet he’s a lot less trusting, second time around.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (eGn4U)

180 We need an Italian plumber to visit these two ghouls.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 11, 2026 03:05 PM


How about a couple of hard pipe-hittin' Brothers with pliers and a blowtorch?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (4NO2D)

181 The ads were annoying, but you clicked on the "x" and they were gone.

This site is much too important to me for me to give it up over an annoyance that is so easily dealt with.

That said, I am glad that they're gone.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

182 Aren't firing squads for "honest" criminals? Traitors and such are hanged.

Posted by: mikeski
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Cut down while still alive, then the entrails carved out and burned in front of them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 11, 2026 03:13 PM (XvL8K)

183 I’m not a super smart bidness man or nuthin but telling your customers to fuck off becaus they don’t have ad blockers is probably not a good move.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:14 PM (bkPgX)

184 183 I’m not a super smart bidness man or nuthin but telling your customers to fuck off becaus they don’t have ad blockers is probably not a good move.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:14 PM (bkPgX)

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I'm unclear which COB has told people to fuck off for complaining about the ads.

Do you have a quote?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:15 PM (R/W/5)

185 The greatest trick I ever pulled was convince the world that I didn't exist.

Posted by: Sonobi at August 11, 2026 03:15 PM (ZyXtq)

186 "telling your customers to fuck off becaus they don’t have ad blockers"

I don't think Ace has done that. AFAIK he has not addressed the issue at all yet. Please correct me if I am wrong.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 03:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

187 Miscarriages, schmishcarriages.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 03:16 PM (UjdFS)

188 All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:14 PM (bkPgX)
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griefer troll posting through VPN

Posted by: if it sounds like a troll, is a new hash and nick . . . at August 11, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)

189 Covid would have been released in time for Hillary's reelection, similar timing possibly. It would have been essentially illegal to campaign against her. Imagine trying to get traction as a candidate with no gatherings.

The "response" was too clean to have been totally impromptu IMO. And what they got out of it in terms of destruction was invaluable.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:16 PM (8KLEK)

190 I can tolerate ads if they are NOT intrusive. The ads here have increasingly become intrusive. I do have ad blockers and that helps. The phone has Java turned off and that helps there. At work, well, can't tinker with that one. My overlords would be upset.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 03:17 PM (sAmhv)

191 Let's all calm down about who told who to fuck off.

We can all fuck right off. There. Happy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

192 I don't think Ace has done that. AFAIK he has not addressed the issue at all yet. Please correct me if I am wrong.
Posted by: gp

No, I haven't seen him address it. Maybe he's not even aware of it?

Has anybody brought it up with Pixy?

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

193 Would I go back inhistory and murder Hitler? First, it was not GOD's plan. Second, time travel, while nice to dream about, ain't possible. Would I still have done it? Sure, if I'm 77.
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (LHPAg)


Seems to me that this is part of the brainwashing we were all subjected to - the idea that all the evils of Nazi Germany were all because of one man - Hitler - and that once he was dead, we didn't have to worry about it any more.

In reality, I suspect the Globalaists are the same people who were behind Hitler. Certainly they have a lot in common with Nazis, with the cozy relationship between corporations (the super-wealthy) and the government.

Hell, at this point I look back at the story of Hitler's death and it seems like a stupid story that we were all fools to ever believe. He shot himself, and magically his body was disposed of without a trace?

The Nazis really DID have connections in South America, and OF COURSE Hitler would have had an escape plane for when things went South. Some of those nutty stories we used to hear in the tabloids, decades ago, about him being alive down there might have actually been true.

Posted by: MrExcitement at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (ovdkm)

194 Fauci's wife looks like a fine woman, if you were creating a death camp.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (iySPJ)

195 YOU load YOUR phone with apps and browsers that don't work on mine. FUCK YOU
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 03:11 PM (hUvnA)

Read the site with a real computer, not a phone. Web surfing on a phone is like a dog walking on its hind legs. The remarkable thing is that it is done at all, not that it is done well.

Having said that, there some skeevy people running the adservers, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (1z8ji)

196 Fauci will be blamed for every miscarriage during covid times, and that's not fair. Some were his fault and some were the fault of other bureaucrat "doctors" and ideologues determined to enforce rules against wrong-think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (YDQOL)

197 Recommending an experimental, emergency use only vaccine for pregnant women is medical malpractice, or whatever legal term is 3x as bad. Everyone with two brain cells to rub together said so at the time.

Have any of these rat bastards publicly apologized?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (nOWpl)

198 FUCK YOU
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
......

The little hats are not festive?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (UjdFS)

199 I'm unclear which COB has told people to fuck off for complaining about the ads.

Do you have a quote?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:15 PM (R/W/5)

Perhaps he's under the mistaken impression that Commissar of plenty and festive little hats runs the joint?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (6ydKt)

200 My guess is ace has seen the chatter in the comments but does not have a solution on his end and does not want comment without some sort of useful input.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

201 199 Perhaps he's under the mistaken impression that Commissar of plenty and festive little hats runs the joint?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (6ydKt)

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HE DOESN'T?!

THEN WHAT'S HE BEEN DOING WITH MY YEARLY DUES?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (R/W/5)

202 Let's all calm down about who told who to fuck off.

We can all fuck right off. There. Happy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)
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No!

Posted by: Mrs. Fauci at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (YDQOL)

203 ACE, THE ADS SUCK!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (ccm2n)

Ads?? Haven't seen an ad in years.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (hmYU4)

204 200 My guess is ace has seen the chatter in the comments but does not have a solution on his end and does not want comment without some sort of useful input.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

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Owners of websites talking about the ads on their own website publicly feels like a touchy subject.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (R/W/5)

205 Sadly, computer illiteracy can never be cured in some where the disconnect is severe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Some of us just aren't tech guys. It took me years just to get comfortable using Excel. I'm still learning on Powerpoint.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

206 so Ace wants no site traffic? because this is how you get no site traffic

I have no idea what he's thinking but I have to imagine it's the end of the road for this place

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 03:07 PM (j+aD2)
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I don't go to news sites because I find their advertising WORSE than what is found here. All those popup video animations and so forth. The only way to surf the internet on ANY website these days is to go ad free. The advertisers destroyed the internet the same way they destroyed television - oversaturation of the market.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 03:20 PM (FZ29D)

207 The little hats are not festive?
Posted by: wth


The fez that broke the camel's back.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 03:20 PM (VHUov)

208 No doubt, if cornered about it, he'd say that no pregnant women were harmed, only some clumps of cells.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:42 PM (ExV1e)


That actually was the official line when it became apparent that the shots greatly increased miscarriages. Since the mothers survived the miscarriages, the adverse effect of spontaneous abortion was deemed "resolved" and therefore not a consequential side effect.

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2026 03:20 PM (OlzlW)

209 I see the talking point above, and I see this often from lefties, "But COVID can also cause a miscarriage" or whatever the other health issue in question is.

But since the clot shot doesn't stop you from getting COVID it doesn't matter. Look at this way, suppose the odds of miscarrying due to COVID were 10% and the clot shot stopped it. Then the debate becomes does the clot shot increased your change of miscarrying by more or less then 10%?

But since it does not stop the spread it doesn't matter. If COVID has a 10% risk of miscarriage and the clot shot 5% its 15% if you take the shot so you shouldn't.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

210 Anyway, moving on from the fuck yous, from a few threads back, about PDJT sneaking out of Turkey on a different jet than AF1 and the left's claim about a body-double, that started with Jon Stewart, I think.

I have to admit, body-wise, faux Trump is a dead ringer for the real deal.

https://tinyurl.com/2mw3czxc
https://tinyurl.com/tsmu3b2r

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 03:20 PM (J4Dwc)

211 192 I don't think Ace has done that. AFAIK he has not addressed the issue at all yet. Please correct me if I am wrong.
Posted by: gp

No, I haven't seen him address it. Maybe he's not even aware of it?

Has anybody brought it up with Pixy?
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

Look. Ace posts but doesn't generally hang out and read the comments. The rest of us comment but generally don't read Ace's posts.

I can see how he might not notice the ads.

Heh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2026 03:21 PM (0CU3H)

212 I had forgotten Walensky's role in propagating the lies.

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2026 03:21 PM (OlzlW)

213 Fauci will be blamed for every miscarriage during covid times, and that's not fair. Some were his fault and some were the fault of other bureaucrat "doctors" and ideologues determined to enforce rules against wrong-think.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (YDQOL)

This is valid. It is fun to pile on Fauci but there were plenty of penalties, corrupt, time serving cocksuckers who jumped on the covid train. They too deserve their place in front of the trench.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

214 I’m not a super smart bidness man or nuthin but telling your customers to fuck off becaus they don’t have ad blockers is probably not a good move.
Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:14 PM (bkPgX)

Ace doesn't want us to use ad blockers. He wants the revenue from the ads. But there are not supposed to be ads on the comments page. Some shitmaggot at the adserver crossed the line. Or the adserver got hacked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:21 PM (1z8ji)

215 The little hats are not festive?"

We can dance if we want to!

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:21 PM (XuXeR)

216 These people are pure evil. Power at any cost. Just not THEIR cost.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2026 03:22 PM (CHHv1)

217 Pharmacists at my locally owned and run drug store were dismissive when I made inquiries about getting HCQ early on in the COVID scam. Doesn’t matter, you can get quinine, which works as well against COVID as HCQ, easily if you make some simple online inquiries. It’s over the counter since it’s a 400 year old drug. Also horse ivermectin is the same as human ivermectin if you avoid any “extra” medications in it and are careful about dosing (per hundred pound weight). Also the apple flavor ivermectin tastes like apple like battery acid tastes like chocolate.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:22 PM (eGn4U)

218 THEN WHAT'S HE BEEN DOING WITH MY YEARLY DUES?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (R/W/5)

If you've been giving him $20 on the regular I've got a pretty good idea what he's been doing with it when he goes out of town.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

219 Does ANY of this horrific news make the mainstrem news reporting?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2026 03:22 PM (rkWBz)

220 214 Ace doesn't want us to use ad blockers. He wants the revenue from the ads. But there are not supposed to be ads on the comments page. Some shitmaggot at the adserver crossed the line. Or the adserver got hacked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:21 PM (1z8ji)

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I suspect some kind of update to the software that automatically changed some settings on the site's profile with the adserver.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:22 PM (R/W/5)

221 Saw a funny meme:

Dateline 2050: You know the parties flipped, the Republicans were the ones mandating the clot shot back in the 2020s.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

222 had forgotten Walensky's role in propagating the lies.
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One of the worst. Because women trusted her . . .

bish

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 03:23 PM (anL5R)

223 218 THEN WHAT'S HE BEEN DOING WITH MY YEARLY DUES?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (R/W/5)

If you've been giving him $20 on the regular I've got a pretty good idea what he's been doing with it when he goes out of town.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

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Certainly not liking and subscribing, I can tell you that!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:23 PM (R/W/5)

224 Fauci looks more and more like an evil nazi scientist everyday to me

Posted by: Some guy at August 11, 2026 03:23 PM (fijH0)

225 If you are still complaining about ads after literally hundreds and hundreds of comments telling you how to get rid of them, well, that's on YOU. Not ace.

Well, yes and no. Some people, me included, don’t like blocking ace’s revenue stream, whatever it is. I mean, I eventually chose to do it and just give to the PayPal account, but I have no idea what that tradeoff is.

I can absolutely see other people making a different choice and just wanting to see less malicious ads on the site.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2026 03:23 PM (kYmoU)

226 Hey is there anyone here that needs to be told to fuck off and hasn't yet? I'll kindly offer my services!

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 03:23 PM (oqH4h)

227 Some of those nutty stories we used to hear in the tabloids, decades ago, about him being alive down there might have actually been true
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Nah. The Soviets were very, very interested in the fate of him and many others. Quite a few witnesses of key individuals who spent the last days in the Berlin bunker.
They matched skeletal remains with dental records and such.

There's a really interesting book, a diary actually, supposedly written by Heinrich Muller iirc, who was, so the story goes. smuggled to the US and worked for the spooks during the Truman era. I don't find it particularly persuasive but it is an excellent book, at any rate.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:24 PM (nOWpl)

228 I changed my mind: I am glad he got pardoned by the autopen. Fauci would be much safer in prison than on the streets.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 11, 2026 03:24 PM (9CZQg)

229 I'm not running an adblocker on this computer. I haven't seen any ads today.

There has to be something less boring to talk about than ads.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM (4jqIS)

230 I was reading at a site a couple of days ago and commenters were complaining about the ads. It might not be only here.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 03:10 PM (/QHx4)
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It's everywhere. I opened foxnews.com on Edge (no ad blocking).

I get a GIANT video ad for a new Samsung phone that takes up half the vertical real-estate.

Scrolling down the page, there's an animated ad for women's clothing that's highly distracting for all the wrong reasons.

In the middle of the page is an ad for a product called "Prodenta" with an image that makes me wish I had toe fungus instead.

Every site that allows advertising is like this.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM (FZ29D)

231 207 The little hats are not festive?
Posted by: wth

The fez that broke the camel's back.
Posted by: mikeski

We have cool little cars, too!

Posted by: Shriners at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM (d8zZq)

232 From the last thread:

"He's an angry, brain-damaged, ridiculous cunt.

"The "very Christian" Tuq'r Qarlson will announce his conversion to Islam within a couple of years."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:29 PM


Bonus prediction: it will 'coincidentally' happen right when gross organ damage forces him to quit drinking anyway.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM (Sy6m/)

233 The fez that broke the camel's back.
Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 03:20 PM (VHUov)

Does a condom qualify as a festive little hat?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM (1z8ji)

234 177 ... But I don't see many doctors getting outraged about this, at least publicly, for some strange reason.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)


MDs are still clinging to the old brainwashing where the doctor is infallible, and you must do whatever they command because they KNOW BEST from all their years of training. You're not supposed to know that their training is biased by financial interests.

How can they admit they were duped? How can they rage against the very establishment whose approval they STILL need to practice their livelihood? It was only the courageous few who spoke out, when this was first going on.

Posted by: MrExcitement at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (ovdkm)

235 Rochelle Walensky...something about that cow's face that clenched my jaw every time I watched one of her asinine performances. It's a wonder I have any molars left...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (nbLIj)

236 There has to be something less boring to talk about than ads.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM


We could talk about the rehab for my knee replacement.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (4NO2D)

237 liking and subscribing"

What, no commenting?

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (XuXeR)

238 The Nazis really DID have connections in South America, and OF COURSE Hitler would have had an escape plane for when things went South. Some of those nutty stories we used to hear in the tabloids, decades ago, about him being alive down there might have actually been true.
Posted by: MrExcitement

Thus, The Portage to San Cristobal of A. H..

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

239 If the Soviets had captured Hitler they would have mostly not harmed him before his show trial, and then killed him in about the most gruesome method anyone in the KGB could come up with.

But no way would they have missed the opportunity for a public trial to show Stalin was not to be messed with...

And why would the allies keep him alive either? Truman and Churchill would also have wanted a trial and a hanging.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

240 237 liking and subscribing"

What, no commenting?

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (XuXeR)

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Then I have to RESPOND on YouTube's shit software...it puts a whole onus on me!

Ugh...jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (R/W/5)

241 from a few threads back, about PDJT sneaking out of Turkey on a different jet than AF1 and the left's claim about a body-double, that started with Jon Stewart, I think.
==
So Jon Stewart and Jake Tapper exposing the POTUS double to the Enemy in time of war - is this not a problem? I seem to think that if this was during WWII and they were talking about FDR, there'd be some serious shit hitting the fan.

By the way, I'm not wearing a bra and the fan aimed at my nipples is exciting.

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (anL5R)

242 I’m not a super smart bidness man or nuthin but telling your customers to fuck off becaus they don’t have ad blockers is probably not a good move.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:14 PM (bkPgX)

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I'm unclear which COB has told people to fuck off for complaining about the ads.

Do you have a quote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:15 PM (R/W/5)
__________

"You alls complaining about deez ads canna fucky off"

-- Paul

"Yea, fuck yooz all"

-- Sid

"Agree"

-- The Pebble-shit Guy

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

243 Does ANY of this horrific news make the mainstrem news reporting?
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Mainstream "news" isn't dead, it just smells like it. But it's completely spent, and the more they try to hold on to power the faster it slips away.

Anybody who doesn't understand what the hell is going on by now, they don't want to know or they are providing tacit approval. Everyone learns at their own pace, sure. But there isn't any excuse at this point to my way of thinking. C'mon.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (nOWpl)

244 >>We could talk about the rehab for my knee replacement.

See, I knew we could do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (4jqIS)

245 242 "You alls complaining about deez ads canna fucky off"

-- Paul

"Yea, fuck yooz all"

-- Sid

"Agree"

-- The Pebble-shit Guy

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

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Well, CBD should remove their access to the blog at once!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (R/W/5)

246 I vaguely recall claims of body doubles with biden and obama and the left laughed and laughed about it and yet now they are doing the same thing with Trump...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

247 We could talk about the rehab for my knee replacement.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (4NO2D)

My prediction?

PAIN

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (8KLEK)

248 FoxNews is covering Fauci now.

CBC is Canadian Wildfires, All THE TIME!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (Sco7b)

249 Hey, TJM, did you see this morning's movie-themed art?

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

250 I'm seeing the miscarriage story all over places like Farcebook so I suspect LIVs are seeing it.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

251 249 Hey, TJM, did you see this morning's movie-themed art?

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

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A movie?

What is it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:28 PM (R/W/5)

252 The popup ads are annoying as they keep popping up, but they are easily dismissed, even on my iPad: just back off the magnification so you can see the X in the upper right corner, and click it. Just be prepared to do it again, and again, and again… I have not yet seen anything in any of these ads that has inspired me to buy any of their products, but if they are paying Ace to help keep the blog running, good.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:28 PM (eGn4U)

253 Funny - I still remember a Trump interview when he recalled the night he won in 2016, sitting in the NY Hilton with the Pences. Mrs. Pence couldn't stand to be in the same room as Trump. He noticed it even then.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2026 03:08 PM (0CU3H)

Holier-than-thou. They ended up being reprehensible people.

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 03:28 PM (SHHm+)

254 Time to die, er fly.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 03:29 PM (4jqIS)

255 The random pop-ups are gone for me. Back to only getting the ads when checking if there is a new thread. I had to resort to firefox browser with a pop-up blocker for a while when the ads were crazy intrusive.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 11, 2026 03:06 PM (PV+Zw)

Been using an older version of Chrome with Win 8.1 and AdBlock Plus on a 12 year old Toshiba gaming laptop. No ads. No pop-ups. Ever.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 11, 2026 03:29 PM (hmYU4)

256 See, I knew we could do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (4jqIS)

To be fair the discussion of the ads sits about in the middle of the Boredom Factor for our general topic roulette.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:29 PM (8KLEK)

257 Interesting......from the NY Post:

Mayor Zohran Mamdani threw his staff under the bus Tuesday after an awkward public disagreement between City Hall and NYPD officials over whether the department will send cops to serve as security detail for his wife Rama Duwaji’s upcoming Middle East trip.

Mamdani appeared to blame a mistake by his City Hall staff after a high-profile back-and-forth with the police department.

“There was a miscommunication. She has not yet taken that trip and when she takes that trip it will be without any NYPD detail,” Mamdani told PIX11.

Posted by: beckster at August 11, 2026 03:29 PM (kX27y)

258 There has to be something less boring to talk about than ads.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM

We could talk about the rehab for my knee replacement.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Or the pronounced hooterage of your nurses.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

259 I am still estranged from some friends and family because I stated years ago that Tony Fauci (I refuse to honor his title 'Doctor') would be exposed as one of the greatest monsters of the 21st century. I imagine the steady drumbeat of these revelations will impact them not at all, alas. It's hard to deny your religion.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 11, 2026 03:29 PM (CwhoI)

260 A movie?

What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:28 PM


It is a series of projected images that give the illusion of motion but that's not important right now.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 03:29 PM (4NO2D)

261 Does a condom qualify as a festive little hat?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Only if you use the walkie-talkie guy's name for it, and call it a weenie-beanie.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 03:30 PM (VHUov)

262 I wonder if there is any data indicating that the clot shot outright sterilized women. I suspect the real number is greater than, say, "five"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 03:30 PM (rbvCR)

263 Le soleil avec nous je suis

Posted by: General Topic Roulette at August 11, 2026 03:30 PM (8KLEK)

264 Yep, I just checked CNN.com. Not a single news story on Fauci since Friday. They're going all-in on defending him. Really, they have no choice.

People talk about the waning influence of the MSM. That's true, but they are just as powerful by not covering things that they want hidden as they are in openly pushing a specific liberal agenda.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2026 02:57 PM (0CU3H)
==
Remember, their audiences shrink by the day - and the younger set get no info from them at. Outside of college educated white women - everyone is getting redpilled these days because they no the emperor has no clothes. If the Senate had just passed the Save Act the GOP would win in a cakewalk this fall.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2026 03:30 PM (7/DDO)

265 Anybody who doesn't understand what the hell is going on by now, they don't want to know or they are providing tacit approval. Everyone learns at their own pace, sure. But there isn't any excuse at this point to my way of thinking. C'mon.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (nOWpl)

My in laws get their news from cnn and Apple News. I can with 100% certainty predict they have not heard anything about this.

Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:31 PM (bkPgX)

266 I guess some people see the ad and all they think is annoyance.

When I see the ad, I am thinking about how Ace and Pixy got together and realized it ain't cheap providing a website for a bunch of right-wing morons to hang out on and use it is a circa 1999 chat program.

So while it is a PITA on the iPad to close that ad when you've already zoomed in on the screen to read the content, I merely figure it out, hit the X and check out the last comment before sitting on the refresh button on the front page so I can get another first.

\o/

Meanwhile, I got javascript turned off and AdBlock on the desktop PC so it's all smooth sailing at the moment.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:31 PM (6ydKt)

267 Le soleil avec nous je suis

Posted by: General Topic Roulette at August 11, 2026 03:30 PM (8KLEK)

Actually, General Topic Roulette was not a real General in any war, French or otherwise.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 11, 2026 03:31 PM (8KLEK)

268 220 214 Ace doesn't want us to use ad blockers. He wants the revenue from the ads. But there are not supposed to be ads on the comments page. Some shitmaggot at the adserver crossed the line. Or the adserver got hacked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:21 PM (1z8ji)

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I suspect some kind of update to the software that automatically changed some settings on the site's profile with the adserver.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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This site barely loads as it is. If blockers were not there the comments button would never be reached. Worse with pad, Terribler with the phone. There's got to be a way to load that crap or modify it so that is doesn't screw.

Think of all the random click clickers who come here and leave because this site is sooooo difficult to load.

Speculate that loss.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (Q8D76)

269 197 Recommending an experimental, emergency use only vaccine for pregnant women is medical malpractice, or whatever legal term is 3x as bad. Everyone with two brain cells to rub together said so at the time.

Have any of these rat bastards publicly apologized?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:18 PM (nOWpl)


Pregnant women are advised to not eat lunch meat and not take OTC meds (along with avoiding smoking and alcohol) because there's a chance it could harm the baby. But with Covid, suddenly they were told to take experimental Covid shots and also flu and RSV shots during pregnancy. It's like medical knowledge flipped in 2021.

I had a niece who took all her shots and was sick with all three illnesses during her pregnancy, poor dear. She listened to her doctor instead of her aunt.

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (OlzlW)

270 Huh. I opened up the blog in Edge, possibly the worst of all browsers.

I get Ace's standard set of ads in the sidebars and one that I have to close on the mainpage.

I don't see any ads in the comment section.

If that's the behavior I see in EDGE of all browsers, then anyone who's seeing something different using Chrome/Safari must have some squirrelly shit running in the background.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (FZ29D)

271 This should be the biggest story in the news right now.

I know, I know. That's part of the tragedy.
Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2026 03:02 PM (q177U)

They were/are complicit. Remember the derision they got on the forgive and forget plea articles?

They need to hang along with Fauci.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (dK+Kv)

272 Holier-than-thou. They ended up being reprehensible people.

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 03:28 PM (SHHm+)

Bonnie and Clyde ended up pretty holey, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (1z8ji)

273 Forcing the vaccine on pregnant women despite potential risks to the developing baby is a bit like picking up a firearm, pointing it at someone and pulling the trigger because the gun is supposed to be unloaded. Even if the gun goes *click* it is still a reckless, horrifying act.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (2ap+5)

274 I don't go to news sites because I find their advertising WORSE than what is found here. All those popup video animations and so forth. The only way to surf the internet on ANY website these days is to go ad free. The advertisers destroyed the internet the same way they destroyed television - oversaturation of the market.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
......

It's a constant battle and I usually give up and come back here unless it's a WNBA thread.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (UjdFS)

275 Le soleil avec nous je suis
Posted by: General Topic Roulette

No French. Also, Gesundheit.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

276 I vaguely recall claims of body doubles with biden and obama and the left laughed and laughed about it and yet now they are doing the same thing with Trump...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)


What is the deal with Biden’s ear lobes? Are they attached or not? Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (eGn4U)

277 NOOD Liars for Talerico.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (/HDaX)

278 Nah. The Soviets were very, very interested in the fate of [Hitler] and many others. Quite a few witnesses of key individuals who spent the last days in the Berlin bunker.
They matched skeletal remains with dental records and such.

...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:24 PM (nOWpl)


All I ever heard is that after he supposedly committed suicide (and his girlfriend either did the same, or had help) that he was essentially cremated, and his ashes strewn out on the yard, and the Commies couldn't really IS squat from the evidence left. All kinds of speculation about whether it was really suicide, or he had somebody do the job for him. The idea that he simply escaped was considered rather "fringe". But I'm not any kind of expert on the subject.

Posted by: MrExcitement at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (ovdkm)

279 If the Senate had just passed the Save Act the GOP would win in a cakewalk this fall.
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Which is why they didn't.

Posted by: Uniparty is real baby at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (anL5R)

280 The Nazis really DID have connections in South America, and OF COURSE Hitler would have had an escape plane for when things went South. Some of those nutty stories we used to hear in the tabloids, decades ago, about him being alive down there might have actually been true.
Posted by: MrExcitement

Thus, The Portage to San Cristobal of A. H..
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

Aircraft in that era had to do many hops to go from Europe to ... well anywhere else. These places were occupied by the Allied forces. A sub could in theory sneak that far but the Allies and Soviets would make getting to one very difficult.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (uhVAy)

281 Or Talarico. Whatever.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (/HDaX)

282 264 Remember, their audiences shrink by the day - and the younger set get no info from them at. Outside of college educated white women - everyone is getting redpilled these days because they no the emperor has no clothes. If the Senate had just passed the Save Act the GOP would win in a cakewalk this fall.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2026 03:30 PM (7/DDO)

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COVID was the maintstream press's last gasp of universal relevance.

They scared enough people that had already moved on into believing the press again.

But, that's done.

Remember, people talk about covid as an arrow that the left could fire again, but the left has tried to fire is several times since. They tried to restart covid panic like five times under Biden. There was an ebola scare. There was that virus scare earlier this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (R/W/5)

283 My issue is that if I turn off ad blocking on the main page, I start getting lots of virus/intrusion warnings.

Better to just send cash.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (4NO2D)

284 I don't think Usha Vance used Trump's name in her RNC address which seemed odd to me.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (8KLEK)

285 Has anybody brought it up with Pixy?
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

Several of us asked Pixy on the Tech thread the night of the first day the ads started. He didn't respond so he may not have seen the comments or maybe there's nothing he can do about it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (lJ0H4)

286 There has to be something less boring to talk about than ads.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM (4jqIS)

Boobs? There. That should kick it off.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 11, 2026 03:34 PM (hmYU4)

287 268 This site barely loads as it is. If blockers were not there the comments button would never be reached. Worse with pad, Terribler with the phone. There's got to be a way to load that crap or modify it so that is doesn't screw.

Think of all the random click clickers who come here and leave because this site is sooooo difficult to load.

Speculate that loss.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (Q8D76)

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I suspect pixy is the one with the account info to the adserver and is the only one who can actually address it. I think he needs to be the one to do anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:34 PM (R/W/5)

288 The fvck is she going to Syria for anyway, sightseeing?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 03:35 PM (JvZF+)

289 I had a niece who took all her shots and was sick with all three illnesses during her pregnancy, poor dear. She listened to her doctor instead of her aunt.
Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (OlzlW)


Her name’s not Dorothy, is it?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:35 PM (eGn4U)

290 anyone who's seeing something different using Chrome/Safari must have some squirrelly shit running in the background.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Nuts!
Too many people complain for it to simply be squirrels.

Think of the random link followers who click here and leave because of difficult loading.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:35 PM (Q8D76)

291 Yeah, I don't get any pop-up ads here but I have no idea what I'm doing right.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

292 If I had a mouth, I would throw up a little into it.

Posted by: zombie Josef Mengele at August 11, 2026 03:35 PM (amcLV)

293 telling your customers to fuck off becaus they don’t have ad blockers is probably not a good move.

Posted by: All they do is lie


... y'know, the definition of a customer is someone who pays for a product or service.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2026 03:36 PM (vJrRc)

294 In my state, they had wall to wall advertisements to get pregnant women to take the clot shot. I've never heard so many stories of babies born dead. Wonder what happened to the woman doctor that was collecting data on menstrual dis-regulation, including all combinations of things going wrong, from early onset menopause to full period bleeding well past menopause. She had 50,000 stories within a few months then vanished off platforms

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at August 11, 2026 03:36 PM (jPdyB)

295 Anybody who doesn't understand what the hell is going on by now, they don't want to know or they are providing tacit approval. Everyone learns at their own pace, sure. But there isn't any excuse at this point to my way of thinking. C'mon.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:27 PM (nOWpl)

My in laws get their news from cnn and Apple News. I can with 100% certainty predict they have not heard anything about this.
Posted by: All they do is lie at August 11, 2026 03:31 PM (bkPgX)

They don't want to know then. Even they have to run into the disconnect between the MSM and everywhere else that we are used to.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

296 Yep, I just checked CNN.com. Not a single news story on Fauci since Friday. They're going all-in on defending him. Really, they have no choice.

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They are mostly defending themselves. They did no real fact checking. They asked no pertinent questions.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 11, 2026 03:37 PM (9CZQg)

297 This site barely loads as it is. If blockers were not there the comments button would never be reached. Worse with pad, Terribler with the phone. There's got to be a way to load that crap or modify it so that is doesn't screw.

Think of all the random click clickers who come here and leave because this site is sooooo difficult to load.

Speculate that loss.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (Q8D76)

I suggested to Ace, long ago, that he sell "flat" ads (basically just images that might contain a clickable link) to companies that some of use here might find copacetic. King Harv's coffee being an example. But on-line gun dealers, maybe some liquor and cigar makers, to name a few. He pooh-poohed the idea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (1z8ji)

298 My in laws get their news from cnn and Apple News. I can with 100% certainty predict they have not heard anything about this??
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Yes, we know that. The question is, would it make any difference if they had?

At some point, any rational being seeks out more information on their own, from primary sources. Different viewpoints. Are they intellectually curious?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (nOWpl)

299 Pharmacists at my locally owned and run drug store were dismissive when I made inquiries about getting HCQ early on in the COVID scam. Doesn’t matter, you can get quinine, which works as well against COVID as HCQ, easily if you make some simple online inquiries. It’s over the counter since it’s a 400 year old drug. Also horse ivermectin is the same as human ivermectin if you avoid any “extra” medications in it and are careful about dosing (per hundred pound weight). Also the apple flavor ivermectin tastes like apple like battery acid tastes like chocolate.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:22 PM (eGn4U)


Quinine is quite damaging to the vision. There's a reason hydroxychloroquine replaced it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (/HDaX)

300 Sometimes I just turn off JavaScript. The pages load so much more quickly. Then when the particular comments page I want to read has loaded, I turn JavaScript back on and reload the page, so I get all the video links, and the popup ads, sadly.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:39 PM (eGn4U)

301 Remember, people talk about covid as an arrow that the left could fire again, but the left has tried to fire is several times since. They tried to restart covid panic like five times under Biden. There was an ebola scare. There was that virus scare earlier this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Herd immunity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:39 PM (Q8D76)

302 Her name’s not Dorothy, is it?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:35 PM (eGn4U)


Different niece.

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2026 03:40 PM (OlzlW)

303 USAF forbids Gin&Tonic to pilots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:41 PM (Q8D76)

304 Remember, people talk about covid as an arrow that the left could fire again, but the left has tried to fire is several times since. They tried to restart covid panic like five times under Biden. There was an ebola scare. There was that virus scare earlier this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 03:33 PM (R/W/5)

They tried a new AIDS with MonkeyPox.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 03:42 PM (uhVAy)

305 >>>
I suggested to Ace, long ago, that he sell "flat" ads (basically just images that might contain a clickable link) to companies that some of use here might find copacetic. King Harv's coffee being an example. But on-line gun dealers, maybe some liquor and cigar makers, to name a few. He pooh-poohed the idea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Therefore, one must conclude that ace is satisfactorily compensated with the situation as it is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:44 PM (Q8D76)

306 Quinine is quite damaging to the vision. There's a reason hydroxychloroquine replaced it.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 11, 2026 03:38 PM (/HDaX)


After twenty years of daily use, your vision turns bluish. At my age, I’ll be lucky to be around in twenty years. Also HCQ is a slightly modified quinine molecule, the hydroxychloro bit is an HCl added on one end of the quinine molecule. They went to HCQ because the Plasmodium malariae parasite was evolving to be immune to quinine. In some parts of the world they are going back to quinine because the parasite is becoming immune to HCQ. It’s an ongoing battle.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:48 PM (eGn4U)

307 All I ever heard is that after he supposedly committed suicide (and his girlfriend either did the same, or had help) that he was essentially cremated, and his ashes strewn out on the yard, and the Commies couldn't really IS squat from the evidence left. All kinds of speculation about whether it was really suicide, or he had somebody do the job for him. The idea that he simply escaped was considered rather "fringe". But I'm not any kind of expert on the subject.
Posted by: MrExcitement at August 11, 2026 03:32 PM (ovdkm)

He was tossed in a hole and had gas thrown on his body and lit with a match. That's not 'essentially cremated'.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)

308 USAF forbids Gin&Tonic to pilots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 03:41 PM (Q8D76)
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Even if they think they might be coming down with Yellow Fever?

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

309 Some of us warned the Wuflu was an op from the very first day. No one wanted to hear that. Not only Fauci, but I blame 95+% of the population for falling for this horseshit.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (g8Ew8)

310 My doctor did not push the COVID jab on me, and I told him I trusted him more because he did not. He seemed surprised that I told him that, probably because most won't say whether they're assessing doctors like any other profession.

Looking forward to what he's going to say about the new flu shot.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2026 03:53 PM (bX16E)

311 Furthermore, look at the CDC’s advice on quinine from the mid-90s to the early aughts. People were taking OTC quinine for leg cramps. The then somewhat sane CDC’s advice was it has few and minor side effects, so let people try it, it won’t harm them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:54 PM (eGn4U)

312 He was tossed in a hole and had gas thrown on his body and lit with a match. That's not 'essentially cremated'.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)


Kerosene works better than gasoline. IYKYK.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 03:56 PM (eGn4U)

313 Would I go back inhistory and murder Hitler? First, it was not GOD's plan. Second, time travel, while nice to dream about, ain't possible. Would I still have done it? Sure, if I'm 77.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (LHPAg)
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I'm a firm No. Not that I'm ever likely to have to worry about it, because Science is not magic, and Nature probably does not allow a translation or projection of a physical body along such "axis".

Especially baby Hitler as it is so often framed.

Who knows what you would do by taking it upon yourself to alter history were it even possible.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)

314 I'm in the pharma research industry.

I worked on a few covid vaccine trials - integrating clinical data collection and cleaning systems.

I remember specifically that on one study, pregnancy was a screening exclusion criteria. Meaning if you were pregnant, you couldn't be a trial subject (patient).

The moment I knew that the political leaders were lying through their teeth about everything was when they said that getting the vaccine meant you couldn't transmit the virus to someone else. There was absolutely nothing in any of the clinical trials that would, or even could, justify that statement. It's not something that could possibly be captured during a clinical trial with any degree of quality.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 11, 2026 04:08 PM (WYStd)

315 The moment I knew that the political leaders were lying through their teeth about everything was when they said that getting the vaccine meant you couldn't transmit the virus to someone else. There was absolutely nothing in any of the clinical trials that would, or even could, justify that statement. It's not something that could possibly be captured during a clinical trial with any degree of quality.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 11, 2026 04:08 PM (WYStd)

That's literally the opposite of what a vaccine does. It makes it so other people can't give it to YOU. But they needed the vaxxed to remain fearful.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 04:11 PM (uhVAy)

316 >Who knows what you would do by taking it upon yourself to alter history were it even possible.

There's at least one person here who plays the Champions tabletop RPG, so he'll know what I'm talking about.

An early adventure for Champions had as its premise that an Israeli scientist invents a time machine and sends superhuman Mossad agents back in time to kill Hitler. Which they do. But since all the conditions for a militant, resurgent Germany were still there and none of the Manhattan Project scientists fled Germany in the 1940s, WWII happens instead in the 1970s. With nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 11, 2026 05:05 PM (LgYtf)

317 Why does everyone talk about going back to kill Hitler? What about Mohammed? (Of course without the crusades who knows what happens to European development)....

Posted by: Iris at August 11, 2026 05:12 PM (286+n)

318 Arrest him
Confiscate ALL his illgotten wealth made off the deaths of untold millions.
Once he is convicted, execute this evil war criminal.

Posted by: Pste at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (sCHZV)

319 Wow - CBS just covered the miscarriage controversy but had a medical professional on that still recommended getting the covid injection while pregnant because it protects you and your baby so the reward outweighs the risk.

Posted by: Noble9 at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (LgQCd)

Tuq'r Qarlson Has On His Old Addict-Pal Hunter Biden to Explain That the Laptop Was a Fake Created By (Get This) Jews

laptopfromisrael.png

It doesn't strike me as implausible that Israeli intelligence could have shopped the laptop's contents around. Spy agencies do that kind of thing. They get their hands on juicy information and they use it against their enemies. And the Biden family is and was an enemy of Israel, as well as of America.

But Tuq'r Qarlson is spinning for his fellow drug addict and old friend Hunter Biden in suggesting that Israel made the whole laptop up.

Hunter Biden claimed Monday that he didn't abandon his infamous laptop packed with incriminating documents at a Delaware computer shop in 2019, but that the files were actually stolen from his online cloud storage -- despite the FBI presenting the MacBook Pro as evidence in court.

Hunter, 56, claimed an unknown person or entity broke into his accounts to steal the trove that showed how he involved his then-vice-president dad in lucrative international consulting relationships.

"They hacked my cloud," the former first son told former Fox News host Tucker Carlson in a two-hour interview -- suggesting that Russian or Israeli intelligence agencies or "some kid in his basement" had cobbled together stolen digital assets and claimed they were a laptop.

"There's no possible way all of the information that was eventually labeled as my laptop came from one laptop. It's way too large," he told Carlson.

The actual laptop was presented as evidence at the then-first son's 2024 illegal gun possession trial. FBI Special Agent Erika Jensen testified that the MacBook Pro 13's serial number on the back belonged to then-President Joe Biden's son -- as he sat in the courtroom.

Repairman John Paul Mac Isaac gave the laptop to the FBI after copying its files, resulting in The Post's bombshell reporting on how Joe Biden as vice president met with an executive from a Ukrainian gas company that was paying Hunter $1 million a year -- while Joe spearheaded the Obama administration's relationship with Kyiv.

Other files showed that Joe Biden was penciled in for a 10% cut in a Chinese government-linked business venture and that Hunter brought Mexican business associates to meet his father and met with his dad in close proximity to engagements with a corrupt Romanian tycoon.

False claims that the files were hacked or doctored prompted censorship by Twitter and Facebook shortly before the 2020 election and Joe Biden claimed they were a "Russian plant" -- though months later other major news outlets confirmed their authenticity.

"You have as good a guess as mine in terms of actually who was the original hacker of that information, who has the capacity to be able to do it," Hunter Biden told Carlson.

"I don't have digital forensic evidence that it was hacked by this person or this entity or this organization that it was Mossad, or that it was the GRU, or that it was, or that it was some kid in his basement."


...

Hunter claimed that "not one single thing of criminal activity other than use of drugs and all of the things that are associated with addiction is proved by the laptop."


In September 2024, the then-first son pleaded guilty to failing to pay at least $1.4 million in federal taxes between 2016 and 2019 on the international business relationships chronicled in the laptop. He separately was convicted in June 2024 of three gun felonies.

Biden family critics argued that laptop files showed that Hunter was working as an unregistered foreign agent, though he was not criminally charged.

Tuq'r Qarlson's website just defended Abdul El-Sayed, claiming that the "neocons" smear all enemies of Israel as "terrorists." As I said, he will have El-Sayed on for a promotional "interview" within weeks.

I can't find that item now but I will post it when I do find it again.

Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC

Funny story: In 2020, after the Hunter laptop came out, journos at Daily Caller, the site Tucker Carlosn-founded site where I worked, came across emails that showed Tucker asking Hunter Biden to write a letter of recommendation for his son to get into Georgetown.

Us Caller reporters thought this would be a great way to refute Bidenworld's claims at that time that the laptop emails were fake or illegitimate.

Someone who emailed with Hunter could verify their authenticity! We thought Tucker would be more than happy to help, and no ill will was intended.

But no. Tucker lashed out at the Daily Caller employee who was tasked with contacting him about this, saying that a story on that would be an "attack on my family," or something along those lines.

He's an angry, brain-damaged, ridiculous cunt.

The "very Christian" Tuq'r Qarlson will announce his conversion to Islam within a couple of years.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:29 PM




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1 THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

2 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

3 Yeah, but sometimes Tucker says something about white replacement, which means that he's so to the right, more right than the right pole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (R/W/5)

4 Tucker has existed long enough to become the villain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (2GVsD)

5 i would have been first but i wanted to check my spelling

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

6 two drug addicted grifters

exciting

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)

7 Archimedes had first nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (NcvvS)

8 I might have been first, but I wanted to make a germane comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (2GVsD)

9 It's ALWAYS teh jooos!!!!!!

I forgot my company was having a meal for employees today because of TEH JOOS!

I couldn't find my caulking gun because of TEH JOOS!!!

I have to get my brakes changed all because of TEH JOOS!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (N1tpc)

10 I've never seen someone go so utterly off the reservation as Tucker. I hope some day we'll find out why.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

11 I have a copy of the laptop right here.

*grabs nuts*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (JvZF+)

12 4 Tucker has existed long enough to become the villain.


yeah he went from doofus to villainous doofus

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)

13 Two drug addicts in Qatar = two dead addicts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)

14 laptop spelled backwards is potpal, hint hint

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2026 01:31 PM (CWTWj)

15 7 Archimedes had first nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (NcvvS)
8 I might have been first, but I wanted to make a germane comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma


Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:31 PM (Riz8t)

16 "not one single thing of criminal activity other than use of drugs and all of the things that are associated with addiction is proved by the laptop."

No CSAM?

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 "other than... associated with..." is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, sport!

I roll my eyes but I'm sure there's some non-bots who are taken in by it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 01:32 PM (aJQbY)

18 It's ALWAYS teh jooos!!!!!!

I forgot my company was having a meal for employees today because of TEH JOOS!

I couldn't find my caulking gun because of TEH JOOS!!!

I have to get my brakes changed all because of TEH JOOS!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (N1tpc)
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The underpants gnomes are Mossad agents.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 01:32 PM (FZ29D)

19 Repairman John Paul Mac Isaac gave the laptop to the FBI after copying its files...

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Yeah the weird Scottish dude. I see him at my minyan all the time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 01:32 PM (JvZF+)

20 I've seen the video where Hunter is confronting a young woman who looks about 17 to me demanding she say on camera he did not hurt her while she is bawling and has tears coming down her face.

Has anyone ever gotten him to explain the context of this video?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

21 The underpants gnomes are Mossad agents.


Soooo....you're saying Mossad has infiltrated the Mormons?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)

22 What is happening to our world? Tucker has lost his everloving mind. DSA is taking over the D's, people are voting for communism. Are other people really that stupid?

Posted by: Iris at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM (286+n)

23 Tucker's just doing what he's always done, cashing residuals from his laughter backing tracks on Dark Side of Moon.

As for Hunter Biden, any decent grifter would know when to leave. I am disappoint.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM (r7+Q7)

24 "Tucker has existed long enough to become the villain."

A long-standing tradition of existence to the community.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

25 Is Han Shawnity related to the Solos by any chance?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM (0sNs1)

26 I'm posting right here on a Jewish laptop. You wouldn't believe the things that are on it.

Posted by: Shabbos Goy at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM (JM9I6)

27 the Laptop Was a Fake Created By (Get This) Jews

*hic*

Uh, yeah. My bathroom server, too. Those pesky joos.

*hic*

—Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend's wife

Posted by: mindful webworker - she will never be President at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (9wnX8)

28 Tuq'r Qarlson's website just defended Abdul El-Sayed, claiming that the "neocons" smear all enemies of Israel as "terrorists." As I said, he will have El-Sayed on for a promotional "interview" within weeks.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:29 PM

While I don't believe Tucker's propaganda here, it IS amazing how much the Venn diagram of "Enemies of Israel" and "Terrorists" coincide....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (N1tpc)

29 What is happening to our world? Tucker has lost his everloving mind. DSA is taking over the D's, people are voting for communism. Are other people really that stupid?

Magic Eight Ball says this is usually the safe bet.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (Riz8t)

30
>>"There's no possible way all of the information that was eventually labeled as my laptop came from one laptop. It's way too large," he told Carlson.

===================

Why? Were there millions of large, high-rez porn videos?

Idiot thinks a laptop is too small to hold a lot of information.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (mmrXZ)

31 Why would anyone give a flying fuck about Hunter Biden after all this? He deserves to spend the rest of his miserable life living under a bridge with a shopping cart. Along with his father.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (R3qez)

32 >>8 I might have been first, but I wanted to make a germane comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma

This ain't the Art Thread, O Catgirl!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (NcvvS)

33 Both of Joe Biden's surviving kids are drug and sex addicts that can't function in normal society.

I'm pretty sure he was "showering" with both of them long after he should have been.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

34 Hunter Biden.

0:00 Why Did Hunter Sit Down With Candace Owens?
12:34 The Dark Side of Social Media
18:06 War, Insider Trading, and the Washington Elites
32:36 Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene
35:21 The Importance of Self-Reflection
39:49 Addiction and Sobriety
=====

This is gonna be great!
*rubs meaty hands together*

Posted by: Flounder at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (JvZF+)

35 Soooo....you're saying Mossad has infiltrated the Mormons?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM


And who's infiltrated Mossad, hmmmm?

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (0sNs1)

36 I forgot my company was having a meal for employees today because of TEH JOOS!

I couldn't find my caulking gun because of TEH JOOS!!!

I have to get my brakes changed all because of TEH JOOS!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM


They have all of our 10mm sockets too.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

37 My favorite Hunter moment:

When his favorite hooker told him he was doing too many drugs and having sex with too many hookers.

Note, her "roommate" got a COVID bailout for her "business"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

38 Hunter needs money and Tucker will get Qatari money for him. Hence, this interview.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (Sw/OI)

39 You wouldn't believe the things that are on it.

An OS that boots instantly yet doesn't suck, memory that's cheap and high-quality, yottabytes of local storage that retrieves faster than light, graphics that are realer than 3D and compatible with every game ever made for every platform?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (aJQbY)

40 hy would anyone give a flying f*** about Hunter Biden after all this? He deserves to spend the rest of his miserable life living under a bridge with a shopping cart. Along with his father.


Hey, step off! We're doing business here.

Posted by: The DNC at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

41 I hope Tucker got a discount off of one of Hunter's paintings for conducting this interview.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (5yDGQ)

42 10 I've never seen someone go so utterly off the reservation as Tucker. I hope some day we'll find out why.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

It's like the TV personalities in The Hunger Games. They're all just funnels for the regime or figures within it. They get worked like puppets. All of them.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (55kM1)

43 This is the dumbest shit ever.

The shop had receipts for Hunter bringing the laptop in. Receipts signed by Hunter Biden.

There's no dispute he physically dropped the laptop off and then either abandoned or forgot about it.

Indeed, Hunter himself admitted all this. To be sure, he alternatively denied the laptop was his, but at times he admitted it.

Besides, do we really need to resort to James Bondstein international spy shit to explain how a degenerate crackhead whoremaster with worms squirming in his head stupidly stored incriminating shit on this laptop, dropped it off at a shop, and then forgot about it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

44 Soooo....you're saying Mossad has infiltrated the Mormons?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM

And who's infiltrated Mossad, hmmmm?
Posted by: Big Penguin at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (0sNs1)
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The Crab People?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (FZ29D)

45 I kind of like the ONT Official Policy of no Tucker, Megan, Candace or the Ship A'hoy guy

Check again in an hour or so...

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (a3CJ+)

46 43 Besides, do we really need to resort to James Bondstein international spy shit to explain how a degenerate crackhead whoremaster with worms squirming in his head stupidly stored incriminating shit on this laptop, dropped it off at a shop, and then forgot about it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

======

Heh.

James Bondstein.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (R/W/5)

47 Soooo....you're saying Mossad has infiltrated the Mormons?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)

They didn't infiltrate the Mormons.

The Mossad STARTED the Mormons as a plot to undermine Christianity.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (N1tpc)

48 Soooo....you're saying Mossad has infiltrated the Mormons?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM

And who's infiltrated Mossad, hmmmm?

Posted by: Big Penguin



We have no idea.
*whistles nonchalantly*

Posted by: Subterranean Lizard People at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)

49 Joos are currently being blamed for everything including the level of play in the WNBA.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (YwEeS)

50 >>>Israel made the whole laptop up.

That's the genius of it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)

51 I might have been first, but I wanted to make a germane comment.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM


This blatant attempt to induce us to think you're new here will not work.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (0sNs1)

52 If someone told me the day Charlie Kirk was killed by a left wing gay furry (on video with multiple confessions and manifestos) that this would actually divide the Right on some crazy Jewish conspiracy theories, I would have called you a liar.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (lTMvB)

53 What I can't figure is, what are the Joos doing with all the 10mm sockets they're stealing?

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's technical, you wouldn't understand at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (9wnX8)

54 >>And who's infiltrated Mossad, hmmmm?

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (0sNs1)

Someone let Duncanthrax know that this is DefPen1!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (NcvvS)

55 The whole topic of Tucker Carlson I find to be very vexing. This guy fooled me for years… very annoying. The guy is a nutcase now

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (zEBE+)

56 I'm so fond of Carlson's "I'm-serious" frown along with his "you-need-to-be-just-as-concerned-as-I-am" squint.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 01:38 PM (7s9Qe)

57 Someone let Duncanthrax know that this is DefPen1!

DefPen1. Heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)

58 Self-Reflection > Self-Refraction > Self-Diffraction

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

59 Time is a flat circle. Tucker and Hunter are the proof.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 11, 2026 01:39 PM (QaH55)

60 Heh.

James Bondstein.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (R/W/5)
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Israel Bond. Agent Oy-Oy-Seven.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2026 01:39 PM (amcLV)

61 He's an angry, brain-damaged, ridiculous cunt.

===

Don't bury the lede!

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 01:39 PM (g47mK)

62 If The Tribe was as all-powerful as it gets credit for being, nobody would dare say shit about it.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (55kM1)

63 What I can't figure is, what are the Joos doing with all the 10mm sockets they're stealing?
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's technical, you wouldn't understand at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (9wnX

Assembling their space lazers.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (N1tpc)

64 Maybe....I stop following Tucker when he say movie "Mars Attacks" is based on true events.

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (3XMoj)

65 Carlson is gone, baby, gone. Amazing to watch.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (7s9Qe)

66 It's like the TV personalities in The Hunger Games. They're all just funnels for the regime or figures within it. They get worked like puppets. All of them.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (55kM1)

What's the difference between Tucker here and Colbert having to scold his audience that Comey was now the bad guy?

Who signs the checks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)

67 I for one am glad I haven't heard that stupid laugh in years.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (en7t0)

68 "He's an angry, brain-damaged, ridiculous cunt", everybody knows, it's just a fact.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (g47mK)

69 "I'm so fond of Carlson's "I'm-serious" frown along with his "you-need-to-be-just-as-concerned-as-I-am" squint."

Top it with the crazy high-pitched giggle.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

70 I'm so fond of Carlson's "I'm-serious" frown along with his "you-need-to-be-just-as-concerned-as-I-am" squint.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 01:38 PM (7s9Qe)
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How about his "who farted?" freeze-frame look?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (amcLV)

71 It's obvious : the Mossad has been infiltrated by ..... the Jews

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (NFRf7)

72 They have all of our 10mm sockets too.

This one is actually true. You have no idea how useful 10mm is in the field.

Posted by: Mossad Agent 86 at August 11, 2026 01:41 PM (kYmoU)

73 Why? Were there millions of large, high-rez porn videos?

Idiot thinks a laptop is too small to hold a lot of information.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
_________

Can't we just compare the size of the laptop data released to the storage capacity for that particular laptop?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 11, 2026 01:41 PM (XvL8K)

74 Once you go down some conspiracy theory rabbit holes, it's like a feedback loop where evidence to the contrary is just actually evidence of how sophisticated and nefarious the people in charge are.

I've seen with otherwise pretty normal, conservative people as well.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 01:41 PM (lTMvB)

75 It's obvious : the Mossad has been infiltrated by ..... the Jews

Whoaaaa!

Posted by: The Ouroboros at August 11, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

76 ...Besides, do we really need to resort to James Bondstein international spy shit to explain how a degenerate crackhead whoremaster with worms squirming in his head stupidly stored incriminating shit on this laptop, dropped it off at a shop, and then forgot about it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)



That's the best summation of all. Agree 100%.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 11, 2026 01:41 PM (R3qez)

77 If The Tribe was as all-powerful as it gets credit for being, nobody would dare say shit about it.
Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (55kM1)

No, see, that's the insidious part.

They let enough of the crazies come up with conspiracies, while suppressing the truth about how they control the world, so no one believes they are actually controlling everything!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:41 PM (N1tpc)

78 Carlson's behavior is easy to understand if you accept that he's only in it for the money, that he doesn't actually believe anything he says.

Posted by: davidt at August 11, 2026 01:41 PM (Q+gd/)

79 What happened to Tucker?

I remember "Donald Trump Is Shocking, Vulgar - And Right", where he correctly saw the emerging Trump campaign as a challenge to the BushyCheneyRovie GOP Establishment.

Ditto for Candace Owens, who used to be so spot on.

And NO, I am NOT an Israel-Firster, but between Israelis and their enemies, the choice is just obvious.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (8eKlU)

80 Ho Ch Minh and Le Duc Tho were the good guys!

Posted by: Darryl Cooper at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (JvZF+)

81 DNC says allegations of Israeli involvement in allegations related to Hunter Biden laptop scandal came from Russians

Makes sense. Tucker is a crypto fascist owned by the Kremlin. No thanks.

We're doing the foreign boogeyman routine again? cant wait for the followup where we pretend the last guy didnt spend four years lighting money on fire with trade wars that farmers needed bailouts for.

Fuck this guy pretending to be a journalist. He pushed the laptop propaganda, and the stolen election bullshit. He has zero credibility.

Seriously, leave the Biden’s alone. They’re going through enough right now.

Interesting. I know Joe Biden and Bibi hated each other, and Bibi wanted Trump in office because he’s easy to manipulate.

Did Tucker not ask him about the "real, authentic and damning" documents he totally had, but sadly lost in the mail? I can´t believe Bowtie is taken seriously by anyone.

JVL from the Bulwark also used to be friends with Tucker. Apparently he seems like a nice guy IRL. Anyway, dude has major Israel Derrangement Syndrom.

He's awful and libs need to stop latching onto him because he attacks Trump.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (d8zZq)

82 Wasnt the issue for Hunter that his iPhone was syncing the info to his laptop?

So likely "I never uploaded all these videos and photos to my laptop" is true.

Doesn't mean he didn't take them

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

83 If someone told me the day Charlie Kirk was killed by a left wing gay furry (on video with multiple confessions and manifestos) that this would actually divide the Right on some crazy Jewish conspiracy theories, I would have called you a liar.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (lTMvB)

You still can, because there is no actual, palpable division. It's fake and gay.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)

84 They have all of our 10mm sockets too.

This one is actually true. You have no idea how useful 10mm is in the field.

Posted by: Mossad Agent 86


Okay, I'll buy that, but what's with all the single socks?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (Riz8t)

85 Pol Pot just suffered mild paranoia!

Posted by: Darryl Cooper at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (JvZF+)

86 >>Israel Bond. Agent Oy-Oy-Seven.

Shilled this here before, but, if you don't have a copy of Yiddish for Yankees, or Funny, You Don't Look Gentile, you're missing out on hilarity.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (NcvvS)

87 You may not have to worry about Duncanthrax much longer.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at August 11, 2026 01:43 PM (JM9I6)

88 Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (3XMoj)

Put down the internet and come back to bed, baby.

Posted by: sexy American girlfriend at August 11, 2026 01:43 PM (J4Dwc)

89 I wonder if anything happened to Ahmadinejad after Mossad planted that great story they tried to recruit him, and then saved him during a bombing by moving him to an Israeli safe house.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 01:43 PM (en7t0)

90 If someone told me the day Charlie Kirk was killed by a left wing gay furry (on video with multiple confessions and manifestos) that this would actually divide the Right on some crazy Jewish conspiracy theories, I would have called you a liar.
Posted by: Sharpie

Dave Callum on the Three Bald Guys podcast brought up a weird conspiracy theory about Charlie Kirk. There's some picture of Erika at his funeral where she's standing by his coffin and holding his hand. And his hand looks way smaller than hers, when he was taller in life than she and should've had larger hands -- the implication being that the body in the coffin wasn't Charlie's.

I've not seen the picture, so I can't comment, but apparently that theory is out there.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

91 10 I've never seen someone go so utterly off the reservation as Tucker. I hope some day we'll find out why.
Posted by: Archimedes
======
Because all the bloody tv people are actors in greasepaint dancing for whoever pays them. TV media people are akin to Angelie Jolie or other nitwit Hollywood stars--they dress up nice, speak nicely on tv, and yet have the internal principles of a cash hungry whore on Only Fans.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:43 PM (E4rtv)

92 Nicolae Ceausescu was actually beloved. His wife too.

Posted by: Darryl Cooper at August 11, 2026 01:44 PM (JvZF+)

93 89 I wonder if anything happened to Ahmadinejad after Mossad planted that great story they tried to recruit him, and then saved him during a bombing by moving him to an Israeli safe house.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

That would be such a shame if such a treacherous snake had something bad happen to him. Boo friggin hoo.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:44 PM (E4rtv)

94 I believe Tucker.

The Hunter Biden laptop story never added up. Dude was strung out on drugs, banged some whore, got his laptop stolen by said whore and then from there whatever happened with the laptop happened.

We know the Jews shopped Trump's pee-pee dossier around to various news sources, and it ain't surprising to hear they were shopping the laptop info either.

They hold no allegiance except to the dollar and to themselves.

Posted by: Average American likes it in the ass at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (P/zeR)

95 78 Carlson's behavior is easy to understand if you accept that he's only in it for the money, that he doesn't actually believe anything he says.
Posted by: davidt at August 11, 2026 01:41 PM (Q+gd/)

But couldn't he be making just as much money and more doing what he'd always been doing? Are the foreign payoffs so great that a man would disavow everything he's stood for?

Something else or something more than just money is involved in this crackup.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (7s9Qe)

96 The Jews? The Jews faked the laptop? That's their story now? Oh, of course they did. Cause Jews just want to have fun! They just a wanna have fun.....

Posted by: Case at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (fV9m3)

97 Can't we just compare the size of the laptop data released to the storage capacity for that particular laptop?


if it's a Mac, you actually ... can't

system files and cloud files are duped sometimes, not others ... it's a whole mess

it would just give him "plausible deniability" to do that, which is maybe why he's saying this, then he'll go "the stuff on my iCloud is way bigger than my laptop HD was bc someone put extra bad stuff in there"

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (j+aD2)

98 lol

"Funny story: In 2020, after the Hunter laptop came out, journos at Daily Caller, the site Tucker Carlosn-founded site where I worked, came across emails that showed Tucker asking Hunter Biden to write a letter of recommendation for his son to get into Georgetown."

Of all the influential people Tucker must have known or met, the most influential person to write a letter of recommendation is HUNTER BIDEN!!

Hilarious.

I wonder if they partied with hookers together.
Or how many shit paintings Tucker has...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (Sco7b)

99 Soooo....you're saying Mossad has infiltrated the Mormons?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM

And who's infiltrated Mossad, hmmmm?
Posted by: Big Penguin at August 11, 2026 01:35 PM (0sNs1)


My God. Those crazy Jews infiltrated themselves.

It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (jGGMD)

100 Ami Kozak does a good Tucker impression.

Posted by: San Franpyscho at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (JvZF+)

101 "I'm not saying it was the Jews...

"I'm just saying that the Weather was awfully nice that day."

-T'qr Qatarlsson

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (uzmqU)

102 But couldn't he be making just as much money and more doing what he'd always been doing? Are the foreign payoffs so great that a man would disavow everything he's stood for?


When I listen to right wing podcasts their advertisers are low tier and I assume not very lucrative. I assume Tucker's new gig pays way way better

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

103 > "There's no possible way all of the information that was eventually labeled as my laptop came from one laptop. It's way too large,"

Wut?
It was a mid-range 2017 MacBook Pro. WaPo revealed the total data extracted from the computer was 217GB. 2017 MacBook Pros were either 256 or 512GB. Hunter should stick to what he knows; banging hookers and smoking crack.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (mkw2N)

104 I've never seen someone go so utterly off the reservation as Tucker. I hope some day we'll find out why.
Posted by: Archimedes
======
Because all the bloody tv people are actors in greasepaint dancing for whoever pays them. TV media people are akin to Angelie Jolie or other nitwit Hollywood stars--they dress up nice, speak nicely on tv, and yet have the internal principles of a cash hungry whore on Only Fans.


Yeah, I just don't buy that. He had money enough, and certainly had a big soapbox, first with Fox, and then with his podcasts, so he didn't lack for attention. He didn't need to go into such toxic territory at all. I think a set screw might have come loose somewhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)

105 I think Madmani's wife should be Carlson's next interview subject. I feel like she has real potential to unload some seriously crazy opinions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (en7t0)

106 You still can, because there is no actual, palpable division. It's fake and gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)

I agree - this "woke right" bs has always appeared to be mainly a well funded online op that ensnares a few of the young and foolish, but really has no real world backing at all.

Remember they were all sure Thomas Massie was going to win his race in a landslide?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (edUvp)

107 >>You may not have to worry about Duncanthrax much longer.

Head on a swivel, Duncanthrax!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (NcvvS)

108 Code Pink Founder Medea Benjamin's Radical ‘Charity’ Ordered To Cease Operations, as US Ups Pressure on Charity’s Shadowy Benefactor, Neville Roy Singham
Arc of Justice has not filed a tax return since 2022, prompting California to revoke its license

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (RHGPo)

109 I think the interesting thing would be to see Anthony Weiner's laptop, not hys dick pics. A lot of Hillary info is on it. Either the FBI cannot locate it or destroyed it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (NFRf7)

110 88 Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 11, 2026 01:40 PM (3XMoj)

Put down the internet and come back to bed, baby.
Posted by: sexy American girlfriend at August 11, 2026 01:43 PM (J4Dwc)


No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food

Posted by: The Donger at August 11, 2026 01:47 PM (N39Ws)

111 They have all of our 10mm sockets too.

This one is actually true. You have no idea how useful 10mm is in the field.

Posted by: Mossad Agent 86

Okay, I'll buy that, but what's with all the single socks?
Posted by: Archimedes


And why do they need our Tupperware lids?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 01:47 PM (20FgH)

112 Have you noticed how Carlson's physiognomy now almost always features a frown and a furious stare? I think he's trying to register "seriousness" and "concern". The mask is a poor substitute for the abandonment of critical thinking. Nonetheless, I imagine he must see himself as the Edward R. Murrow of Groyper journalism.

Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2026 01:47 PM (2L+MU)

113 The Hunter Biden laptop story never added up. Dude was strung out on drugs, banged some whore, got his laptop stolen by said whore and then from there whatever happened with the laptop happened.

We know the Jews shopped Trump's pee-pee dossier around to various news sources, and it ain't surprising to hear they were shopping the laptop info either.

They hold no allegiance except to the dollar and to themselves.


Isn't there a torchlight rally you need to attend?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:48 PM (Riz8t)

114 > The Mossad STARTED the Mormons as a plot to undermine Christianity.

That's why the Temple is such a central focus to our worship. Just like ancient Jews.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 01:48 PM (mkw2N)

115 "They hacked my cloud," the former first son told former Fox News host Tucker Carlson in a two-hour interview
=====

Hey (hey)! You (you)!
Get offa my cloud!

Posted by: San Franpyscho at August 11, 2026 01:48 PM (JvZF+)

116
83 If someone told me the day Charlie Kirk was killed by a left wing gay furry (on video with multiple confessions and manifestos) that this would actually divide the Right on some crazy Jewish conspiracy theories, I would have called you a liar.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (lTMvB)

You still can, because there is no actual, palpable division. It's fake and gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
=====
We see the monkeys dance but never look for their organ grinder boss.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)

117 Wuhan’s ‘Bat Woman’ Runs A New Lab Creating Coronaviruses That Can Infect Humans. U.S. Tax Dollars Are Still Supporting Her Work...Fauci’s former agency is the source of funds.

Shi Zhengli, the Chinese virologist whose years of bat coronavirus research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology made her one of the most scrutinized scientists in the world after COVID-19, did not disappear.

She moved on to another powerful Chinese state laboratory, where she is now helping train a new generation of coronavirus researchers.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

118 "They hacked my cloud," the former first son told former Fox News host Tucker Carlson in a two-hour interview -- suggesting that Russian or Israeli intelligence agencies or "some kid in his basement" had cobbled together stolen digital assets and claimed they were a laptop.


First son? I thought someone else was the first son: Beau or something.

Seems like Joe might have mentioned him once.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2026 01:49 PM (jGGMD)

119 un-be-effing-leivable!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 01:49 PM (VyBeY)

120 My God. Those crazy Jews infiltrated themselves.

It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (jGGMD)

The Jews control . . . the Jews?

It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv)

121 We know the Jews shopped Trump's pee-pee dossier around to various news sources, and it ain't surprising to hear they were shopping the laptop info either.

They hold no allegiance except to the dollar and to themselves.
Posted by: Average American at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (P/zeR)



Trump, with the Jewish son-in-law? Trump, who told the PLO to pound sand? Trump, who is clearly friendly to Israel when his Demunist opponents were not or would not be?

Make that make sense....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:49 PM (8eKlU)

122 When I listen to right wing podcasts their advertisers are low tier and I assume not very lucrative. I assume Tucker's new gig pays way way better
Posted by: 18-1

And just who are you calling low tier?

Posted by: Annette Figueroa For Plexaderm at August 11, 2026 01:49 PM (JM9I6)

123 First son? I thought someone else was the first son: Beau or something.

Seems like Joe might have mentioned him once.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2026 01:49 PM (jGGMD)

The Jews got him, too. With their cancer laser beams.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:50 PM (dK+Kv)

124 Jews saw me naked!

Posted by: Betty from Revenge of the Nerds at August 11, 2026 01:50 PM (Q+gd/)

125 Apparently Trump is Schrodinger's Hitler because he is both an anti-Semitic White Nationalist Christianist Neo-NAZI and a JOO dominated cock holster for Bibi who likes his Jewish daughter too much

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

126 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed Blasts Fireworks, Football and the Second Amendment in Old YouTube Videos: Report

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

127 Shi Zhengli, the Chinese virologist whose years of bat coronavirus research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology made her one of the most scrutinized scientists in the world after COVID-19, did not disappear.


More like Shi Zhe Ju.

Posted by: Average American likes it in the ass at August 11, 2026 01:51 PM (Kzs1f)

128 >>We see the monkeys dance but never look for their organ grinder boss.

https://tinyurl.com/y3whp46r

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 01:51 PM (NcvvS)

129 "They hacked my cloud," the former first son told former Fox News host Tucker Carlson in a two-hour interview.

____________________________

Effin' Jews and their confounded Weather Machine.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 01:51 PM (dIske)

130 When I jack off, I warm up by reading The Diary of Anne Frank, and then, when I'm about to come, I pull out the photos from Auschwitz.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at August 11, 2026 01:52 PM (aVf49)

131 105 I think Madmani's wife should be Carlson's next interview subject. I feel like she has real potential to unload some seriously crazy opinions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (en7t0)

Tuqr will have to wait until she gets back from her trip to Syria and Lebanon. Both countries are on the State Dept's "Do Not Travel" list.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 01:52 PM (N39Ws)

132 I wonder if anything happened to Ahmadinejad after Mossad planted that great story they tried to recruit him, and then saved him during a bombing by moving him to an Israeli safe house.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I could never remember how to spell "Ahmadinejad" back in the day, so I always referred to him as Mini-Jihad.

Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2026 01:52 PM (2L+MU)

133 Yeah, I just don't buy that. He had money enough, and certainly had a big soapbox, first with Fox, and then with his podcasts, so he didn't lack for attention. He didn't need to go into such toxic territory at all. I think a set screw might have come loose somewhere.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)


My thoughts (and these are not mutually exclusive) are either 1), he's pissed at Fox for firing him and is determined to be a total wrecking ball, or 2), he went down the rabbit hole during Covid and never came out. And I'm leaning towards 2. Lots of people got their minds broken by Covid, and not just on the Left.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (jGGMD)

134 Yeah, I just don't buy that. He had money enough, and certainly had a big soapbox, first with Fox, and then with his podcasts, so he didn't lack for attention. He didn't need to go into such toxic territory at all. I think a set screw might have come loose somewhere.
Posted by: Archimedes

Mental instability is baked into the cake with celebutards but we never see their agents and ad servicers. And they make damn sure, like old Hollyweird did, that their pets are covered by NDAs, threats to sue, and payola if necessary to cover up shit. Buckley, Tucker's bro is even more unhinged and Tucker named his own kid after his bros.

Remember, Drudge took a dive during Trump's first term.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

135 🚨 The D.C. Circuit has affirmed @DHSgov authority to use expedited removal for former parolees.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

136 When I jack off, I warm up by reading The Diary of Anne Frank, and then, when I'm about to come, I pull out the photos from Auschwitz.

Two things:

1) Auschwitz didn't happen
2) Its good that Auschwitz happened

oh and 3) can you hook a brother up with the pictures?

Posted by: Hasan Piker at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

137 The Jews made a mess in my pants!

Posted by: Hunter's Aged Father at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (JM9I6)

138 Put down the internet and come back to bed, baby.
Posted by: sexy American girlfriend at August 11, 2026 01:43 PM (J4Dwc)

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food
Posted by: The Donger

I...don't understand. You can last weeks/months without food. Secretly gay?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (d8zZq)

139 We know the Jews shopped Trump's pee-pee dossier around to various news sources, and it ain't surprising to hear they were shopping the laptop info either.

They hold no allegiance except to the dollar and to themselves.
Posted by: Average American at August 11, 2026 01:45 PM (P/zeR)

So by Jews, you mean Hillary Clinton and Sydney Blumenthal? That's a new take on it. Blumenthal was almost certainly the author, if you didn't know. It's got his stylemarks all through it. And Hillary's the one who shopped it around to her partners in crime.

Maybe Blumenthal is jewish, I don't know, but Hillary was the only god he ever worshipped.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (edUvp)

140 So claiming it was stolen from my cloud, rather than I abandoned it, is not a denial. It is not saying, the information presented is false. It is saying the information was obtained illegally and may not be used against me in criminal court.

there's a big difference. I'm sure Tucker made this point - NOT.

Its ridiculous. The stupid degenerate crack head, who solicits bribes from hostile foreign governments and holds 10% for the big guy, and denies the paternity of his baby, is not exactly someone whose word I'm going to take for anything. And Tucker Carlson is so fucking far gone, and in the bag compromised, he is only having this guy on to sell this shit because he is compromised and or lunatic. Its embarrassing to me personally, that I at one time had a favorable opinion of Tucker. He is, at this point, a complete waste product. Done. My cannons, on the other hand, are magnificent!

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (anL5R)

141 Remember they were all sure Thomas Massie was going to win his race in a landslide?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 01:46 PM (edUvp)

No, but I remember a few or one here decrying how it was splitting MAGA or somesuch, going back to that faggy dude who slipped into a dinner at Mar a Lago with Trump. I saw it as BS way back then.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)

142 They have all of our 10mm sockets too.

This one is actually true. You have no idea how useful 10mm is in the field.

Posted by: Mossad Agent 86

Okay, I'll buy that, but what's with all the single socks?
Posted by: Archimedes
s

And why do they need our Tupperware lids?


Right? This goes way deeper than we know.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:54 PM (Riz8t)

143
Remember, Drudge took a dive during Trump's first term.


I looked into this one at the time.

A google oligarch created a new ad service company and pitched an extremely lucrative deal to Drudge, give up editorial control and you get the $$$. Which he did and then retired to FL with his long term boyfriend.

At least as of when I checked a few years ago the ad service company had no other clients.

So yeah he was bought off.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

144 My thoughts (and these are not mutually exclusive) are either 1), he's pissed at Fox for firing him and is determined to be a total wrecking ball, or 2), he went down the rabbit hole during Covid and never came out. And I'm leaning towards 2. Lots of people got their minds broken by Covid, and not just on the Left.
Posted by: Dr. T

Tcuker had a long media career of being a chameleon from arguing on the right in a bowtie on Crossfire (CNN), jumping to MSNBC for a time as a moderate, then founding the Daily Caller with his silent partner friend, then leaping to Faux, next to Podcastisan. He changes his outside demeanor to fit in with whatever he needs to do to get funding.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:55 PM (E4rtv)

145 The only reason Carlson has not had Hitler on for an interview is that he's dead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2026 01:55 PM (K32Fz)

146 Code Pink Founder Medea Benjamin's Radical ‘Charity’ Ordered To Cease Operations, as US Ups Pressure on Charity’s Shadowy Benefactor, Neville Roy Singham...


Did Trump get permission from the Courts to do this? You know, the Traffic Courts...the ones who hold jurisdiction over everything he does, including using the john.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 11, 2026 01:55 PM (R3qez)

147 The saddest part is how Israel made Carlson make a laughingstock out of himself.
Hopefully Israel paid Carlson good money in exchange.

Posted by: PG at August 11, 2026 01:55 PM (0fNkB)

148 I can't believe I wasn't first with the 10mm socket. Not even close (36/53). Oh, wait, yes I can believe it. There's really no reason for me to ever comment. Horde mind will make the comment sooner or later.

Posted by: mindful webworker - e publius newman at August 11, 2026 01:55 PM (9wnX8)

149 "Madmani's wife"

Not ugly, but evil-looking. Inimical.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

150 My cannons, on the other hand, are magnificent!
Posted by: Lorna Hajdini

To answer the question posed about your pronounced hooterage on the last thread, I believe they are real, and not AI. And not augmented, either.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

151 145 The only reason Carlson has not had Hitler on for an interview is that he's dead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2026 01:55 PM (K32Fz)

Well, there is one way they can meet up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 01:56 PM (N39Ws)

152 Tcuker had a long media career of being a chameleon from arguing on the right in a bowtie on Crossfire (CNN), jumping to MSNBC for a time as a moderate, then founding the Daily Caller with his silent partner friend, then leaping to Faux, next to Podcastisan. He changes his outside demeanor to fit in with whatever he needs to do to get funding.

He does, and he figured out that this hate Israel thing not just fits his "peace at all costs" worldview, but it earns him big money in Southeast Asia and the middle east. They literally rerun his podcasts on Iranian state TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2026 01:57 PM (K32Fz)

153 I like to watch.

Posted by: Chauncey Gardiner at August 11, 2026 01:57 PM (JM9I6)

154 Hmmm. Those little screws from my first AR15 build. The Jews?

Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 11, 2026 01:57 PM (z6ONu)

155 BabylonBee: Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

156 "He changes his outside demeanor"

This year, a rugged outdoorsman who wears his Christianity on his sleeve. Next year, who knows?

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:58 PM (Jr5Lq)

157 Maybe Blumenthal is jewish, I don't know, but Hillary was the only god he ever worshipped.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (edUvp)



I see now we've resorted to the the No True Jew fallacy.

Posted by: Average American likes it in the ass at August 11, 2026 01:58 PM (Kzs1f)

158 She moved on to another powerful Chinese state laboratory, where she is now helping train a new generation of coronavirus researchers.
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 01:48 PM (RHGPo)
___

Of course she is.
Evil never rests.

As far as Tucker's antipathy and outright hostility towards Israel goes, he's not unique in the slightest when it comes to being another antichrist in regards to trying to turn the world against Israel and the Jews.

It's gonna happen, of course, by the real deal Antichrist, but even then, God will continue to fulfill His promises to the apple of his eye, Israel, and protect her.
Anyone who believes in replacement theology has never cracked open the Bible.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 01:58 PM (e0GGC)

159 Springs, I meant to say

Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 11, 2026 01:59 PM (z6ONu)

160 I see now we've resorted to the the No True Jew fallacy.

It's true. J.J. Sefton is the only true Jew.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

161 Hmmm. Those little screws from my first AR15 build. The Jews?

Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 11, 2026 01:57 PM (z6ONu)

Every time one of those little springs sproing into another dimension, a Jew gets his Mossad credentials.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:59 PM (dK+Kv)

162
These guys prove that the minimum wage of "$20, same as in town" is'nt true.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 02:00 PM (Y8DZL)

163 BabylonBee: Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago

To this day I see lefties posting infographics of the explosion of food prices that show the cost doubling from 2020-2024 and demanding people not vote for Trump because of it.

And yes, even on leftwing forums a common response is "hey buddy this isn't showing what we want to show" but as Kamala Harris did with Willie Brown's willie...they persist.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

164 One nice thing about blaming Jews for everything is that it's politically ecumenical.

No matter if you're on the Left or Right, you can scream "Jews!!!!! It's the Jews! They're at it again!" and the "it's the Jews!" factions on both sides of the divide will say "yep, this guy's a solid dude being persecuted by Jews, obviously."

And the bulk of people on both sides will roll their eyes and say "oh boy, here we go again, but just leave it alone. We can't piss off the 'it's the Jews!' faction or they'll call us Jews next."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)

165 > 1), he's pissed at Fox for firing him and is determined to be a total wrecking ball, or 2), he went down the rabbit hole during Covid and never came out.

3) Tucker took Pierre Omidyar's money
4) Tucker is legitimately crazy

I tend to believe all four.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 02:00 PM (mkw2N)

166 Will we be going to the beach in Delaware with Daddy and Pop Pop before summer ends, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan at August 11, 2026 02:01 PM (2Ez/1)

167 My cannons, on the other hand, are magnificent!
Posted by: Lorna Hajdini

To answer the question posed about your pronounced hooterage on the last thread, I believe they are real, and not AI. And not augmented, either.
==
You may approach and pay them homage, worm.

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:01 PM (anL5R)

168 He does, and he figured out that this hate Israel thing not just fits his "peace at all costs" worldview, but it earns him big money in Southeast Asia and the middle east. They literally rerun his podcasts on Iranian state TV.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I think a lot of it is just a pose for Middle East funding but I do think there is a kernel of truth it Tucker now posing and running around as an anti Semite with his nepo worthless brother being even worse.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)

169 Carlson admires Graham Platner's taste in tattoos. A rumor I heard...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 02:01 PM (paOhA)

170 No matter if you're on the Left or Right, you can scream "Jews!!!!! It's the Jews! They're at it again!" and the "it's the Jews!" factions on both sides of the divide will say "yep, this guy's a solid dude being persecuted by Jews, obviously."


is exactly what a Joo would say. (yes, I know YD is Jewish)

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 02:02 PM (Riz8t)

171 Tucker is right about enough stuff while still
being egregiously wrong on things like Islam while cozying up to the left that I can't help but conclude he wants to poison the well.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 11, 2026 02:02 PM (z9tIr)

172 There's this guy Garrett Zeigler that can confirm the reality of the computer story. He even documented it in a book he produced.

Marco Polo for the win!!

Posted by: DanMan at August 11, 2026 02:02 PM (8uzBS)

173 I seem to recall Tucker pointing out a lot of the Azov guys had NAZI tats back in the day.

So yes, he's really done quite an about turn all over the place...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)

174 Tucker is right about enough stuff while still
being egregiously wrong on things like Islam while cozying up to the left that I can't help but conclude he wants to poison the well.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 11, 2026 02:02 PM (z9tIr)
___

Stan and his minions know how to poison minds, no doubt about that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:03 PM (e0GGC)

175 I can't help but conclude he wants to poison the well.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 11, 2026 02:02 PM (z9tIr)



Actually Tucker is fighting against Well Poisoners.

Posted by: Average American likes it in the ass at August 11, 2026 02:03 PM (Kzs1f)

176 Dong, where is my auto-mobile?

Posted by: Grandpa at August 11, 2026 02:03 PM (JvZF+)

177 The real question is how Cucker Tarlson has become a Jewish slave.

He has enough wealth to retire, comfortably, spend the rest of life with his family, yet he chooses everyday to get behind the mic to churn out propaganda. Nobody is listening. What compels a man in his situation to continue doing what he thinks is earth-shattering?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 02:04 PM (iySPJ)

178 Stan and his minions know how to poison minds, no doubt about that.
Posted by: SMH
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And even quote Scripture to do it. But he always breaks his tools--on that his creatures can rely upon because he hates them too.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)

179 Has Massie read the names of the Epstein allies yet ?
No, must bust packing up his office

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 02:05 PM (NFRf7)

180 Thanks Comrade Flounder. Now I understand perfectly.

Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 11, 2026 02:05 PM (z6ONu)

181 My cannons, on the other hand, are magnificent!
Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (anL5R)
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How you doin?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 02:05 PM (JvZF+)

182 What compels a man in his situation to continue doing what he thinks is earth-shattering?
===
blackmail, revenge, gambling debts, insanity

my cannons

not necessarily in that order

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:06 PM (anL5R)

183 Has Massie read the names of the Epstein allies yet ?
No, must bust packing up his office


Slipped his mind, apparently

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2026 02:06 PM (K32Fz)

184 166 Will we be going to the beach in Delaware with Daddy and Pop Pop before summer ends, mommy?
Posted by: Navy Joan

Best forget that. Navy Joan is "showering-age" now.

Posted by: Joe's Loofah at August 11, 2026 02:06 PM (JM9I6)

185 Must be, not must bust. Wtf

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 02:06 PM (NFRf7)

186 Has Massie read the names of the Epstein allies yet ?
No, must bust packing up his office


The left/Tucker contingent's argument on this is HE WAS SILENCED

Which is funny because Massie mouths off about anything and everything else to this day

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)

187 SpaceX is closing in on 130,000 acres of Louisiana coastline. A second mega Starbase, so large that today's Starbase would fit into it more than nine hundred times. And that's only half of the expansion story, because in a letter to the federal government on Friday, SpaceX asked to open up the ocean itself. Yes. The Starship oil rigs are back.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 02:06 PM (RHGPo)

188 Balsamic vinegar is made from grape must, which is not just the grape flesh, but the skins, seeds, and stems all squished up.

I just thought it was relevant.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)

189 My cannons, on the other hand, are magnificent!
Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (anL5R)
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How you doin?
==
Get lost you ignorant slob. How dare you!

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:07 PM (anL5R)

190 Nobody is listening. What compels a man in his situation to continue doing what he thinks is earth-shattering?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 02:04 PM (iySPJ)



If nobody is listening, why does this conclave of Jews assemble here everyday to clutch their pearls over what Tucker said today?

Posted by: Average American likes it in the ass at August 11, 2026 02:07 PM (Kzs1f)

191 He has enough wealth to retire, comfortably, spend the rest of life with his family, yet he chooses everyday to get behind the mic to churn out propaganda. Nobody is listening. What compels a man in his situation to continue doing what he thinks is earth-shattering?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Media, acting, and politics all have a common personality type--narcissistic. Why did Bill O'Reilly, Me Again, and other media hacks that got paid well over the years pop up on podcasts--it is because they bloody well refuse to leave the stage because with that stage, no matter how meager it is, they are left with themselves-and most cannot handle that with no one to give a shit about them.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

192 I see now we've resorted to the the No True Jew fallacy.
Posted by: Average American at August 11, 2026 01:58 PM (Kzs1f)




As opposed to the claim that Jews are monolithic.... 3-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 02:08 PM (8eKlU)

193
If nobody is listening, why does this conclave of Jews assemble here everyday to clutch their pearls over what Tucker said today?

Posted by: Average American


Oh, probably because we enjoy baiting pinheaded morons like you.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

194 179 Has Massie read the names of the Epstein allies yet ?
No, must bust packing up his office
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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He must grab intern and staff ass while he can because time waits for no man.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)

195 And even quote Scripture to do it. But he always breaks his tools--on that his creatures can rely upon because he hates them too.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
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Only Jesus can fix a broken tool of Stan.

Unfortunately, most tools either can't or won't see their ultimate fate when they do Stan's bidding.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (e0GGC)

196 I see now we've resorted to the the No True Jew fallacy.
Posted by: Average American at August 11, 2026 01:58 PM (Kzs1f)
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You're an expert tell us all about it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (JvZF+)

197 Hunter's rehabbing his image so he can be Donkey Chomper's house boi.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Mx+TJ)

198 One of my canned peach jars didn't seal. I just know it was the Joos.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (NVp2u)

199 _i]As opposed to the claim that Jews are monolithic.... 3-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 02:08 PM (8eKlU)


They are every bit as monolithic as Palestinians.

Posted by: Average American likes it in the ass at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Kzs1f)

200 Hunter's rehabbing his image so he can be Donkey Chomper's house boi.

So he's going to be her sperm donor?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 02:10 PM (Riz8t)

201 As opposed to the claim that Jews are monolithic.... 3-)

The left is at least consistent on that. They insist that all blacks, women, and gays have the same exact politics.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 02:10 PM (2ocoG)

202 Just when I was starting to believe that Hunter Biden wa actually turning over a 'new leaf', we get this nonsense

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

203 One of my canned peach jars didn't seal. I just know it was the Joos.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (NVp2u)

Abort! Abort!

Operation Peach Tree has been compromised!

Abort!

Posted by: Mossad at August 11, 2026 02:11 PM (dK+Kv)

204 He has enough wealth to retire, comfortably, spend the rest of life with his family, yet he chooses everyday to get behind the mic to churn out propaganda. Nobody is listening. What compels a man in his situation to continue doing what he thinks is earth-shattering?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
___

I read on X some time ago that Tucker said he was visited by demons.

That would explain a whole lot.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:11 PM (e0GGC)

205 If nobody is listening, why does this conclave of Jews assemble here everyday to clutch their pearls over what Tucker said today?
Posted by: Average American

As a non Jew, because his decline into apparent on air self assassination of character is amusing in a sordid kind of way.

Same as the various douchebag RINOs that fell into the Trump curse by their actions. We make fun of them too when they say stupid things or do stupid things. And we make fun of the left for being batshit crazy. It is what we do here.

Just what do you say you do at this blog?

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

206 As opposed to the claim that Jews are monolithic.... 3-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 02:08 PM (8eKlU)


They are every bit as monolithic as Palestinians.
Posted by: Average American
--
Or stated differently I'm rubber your glue what you say about me bounces off and sticks on you!!

You are a below average american. How far below, remains to be seen, but your numbers are dropping.

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:11 PM (anL5R)

207
Media, acting, and politics all have a common personality type--narcissistic. Why did Bill O'Reilly, Me Again, and other media hacks that got paid well over the years pop up on podcasts--it is because they bloody well refuse to leave the stage because with that stage, no matter how meager it is, they are left with themselves-and most cannot handle that with no one to give a shit about them.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

I think there may also be an addiction to attention - whether positive or negative. Actors suffer from the same thing - they love the applause, their picture in celebrity magazines, fan mail, adoration - they suffer withdrawal when it goes away unless they are very very stable individuals. But then, I'm not a psychiatrist/psychologist, so my thoughts are worth what it cost for me to type the words.

Posted by: moki at August 11, 2026 02:12 PM (wLjpr)

208 >>Unfortunately, most tools either can't or won't see their ultimate fate when they do Stan's bidding.

Cf. Weston, Perelandra, CS Lewis.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 02:12 PM (NcvvS)

209 I read on X some time ago that Tucker said he was visited by demons.

That would explain a whole lot.


If he projectile vomits green pea soup while his head spins completely around, it'll do great things for his ratings.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 02:12 PM (Riz8t)

210 If nobody is listening, why does this conclave of Jews assemble here everyday to clutch their pearls over what Tucker said today?
Posted by: Average American

As a non Jew, it's just another thing to goof on.

Posted by: Mossad at August 11, 2026 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)

211 Crap. Jews stole my post.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 02:13 PM (dK+Kv)

212 hunterbiden.com still has plenty of paintings in stock. He'd sell more if he'd post the prices on the site, maybe. He's a better artist than I, gotta give him credit for that.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

213 I think there may also be an addiction to attention - whether positive or negative. Actors suffer from the same thing - they love the applause, their picture in celebrity magazines, fan mail, adoration - they suffer withdrawal when it goes away unless they are very very stable individuals. But then, I'm not a psychiatrist/psychologist, so my thoughts are worth what it cost for me to type the words.

I have no idea what you mean.

Posted by: Dr. A. Fauci at August 11, 2026 02:13 PM (Riz8t)

214 I read on X some time ago that Tucker said he was visited by demons.

That would explain a whole lot.
Posted by: SMH
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Eh, he lies a lot too but I consider media people to be slime of the slime having dealt with them over the years and read/viewed their 'product'.

But overweening pridefulness is certainly a characteristic of Stan and his minions.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)

215 I think Hunter believes he has a fair, to better chance at entering the political arena for office. Maybe not President, but I'd wager he and his sycophants believe national office, or a governorship is within his grasp.

He's heir to a pretty successful crime syndicate. Seems to be a plus when thinking about going into politics.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 02:14 PM (2Cry5)

216 "They hacked my cloud," the former first son told former Fox News host Tucker Carlson

Remember kiddies, "the cloud" literally means "somebody else's computer." If you must keep digital mementos of your depravities, buy a usb drive.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2026 02:14 PM (yYfK/)

217 So...the files came off his cloud account instead of the laptop is the claim? A distinction without difference, crackhead.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 11, 2026 02:14 PM (fl7uu)

218 >>I read on X some time ago that Tucker said he was visited by demons.

Expecting he was hospitable.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 02:14 PM (NcvvS)

219 I read on X some time ago that Tucker said he was visited by demons. /i]

His claim was he was in bed with his wife and 4 dogs, woke up after a dream of being attacked by a demon and found blood on his sheets, but the wife and dogs were still asleep.

I remember I cut my face once in my sleep with a sharp finger nail. Maybe one of the dogs got him with a paw nail.

But I have to say I've never had a dog sleeping in bed with me that didn't wake up when I got up

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)

220
1), he's pissed at Fox for firing him and is determined to be a total wrecking ball, or 2), he went down the rabbit hole during Covid and never came out.

3) Tucker took Pierre Omidyar's money
4) Tucker is legitimately crazy

I tend to believe all four.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 02:00 PM (mkw2N)



5) Cucker is a dirty, dirty whore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 02:15 PM (y9nCu)

221 Crap. Jews stole my post.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 02:13 PM (dK+Kv)
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Heh.
"Disinformation Demon"

You must work for the media then.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:15 PM (e0GGC)

222 The Jews turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2026 02:15 PM (u73oe)

223 Dave Callum on the Three Bald Guys podcast brought up a weird conspiracy theory about Charlie Kirk.

Dave Collum has never met a conspiracy he couldn't talk himself into. Too much time in the chem lab...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 11, 2026 02:15 PM (QaH55)

224 They are every bit as monolithic as Palestinians.
Posted by: Average American at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Kzs1f)



Really now? I have never hear of "Neo-Conservative" Palestinians, have you?

Sorry, the Palestinian crowd IS a monolithically Left group.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 02:15 PM (8eKlU)

225 I'm just here to poison the well.

Oh, also recipes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 02:16 PM (JvZF+)

226 211 Crap. Jews stole my post.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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For the next perfidious trick, your mind.

"You are getting sleepy, sleepy my friend,

When you awake, you are a chicken flapping its wings."

Posted by: Mossad agent bored at work at August 11, 2026 02:16 PM (E4rtv)

227 222 The Jews turned me into a newt!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2026 02:15 PM (u73oe)


Did you get better?

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 11, 2026 02:16 PM (XdJ05)

228 >> The Jews turned me into a newt!

But you got better?

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 02:17 PM (NcvvS)

229 If nobody is listening, why does this conclave of Jews assemble here everyday to clutch their pearls over what Tucker said today?

Not a Jew, even if my junk looks like I might be. Tucker's a lolcow. It's that simple.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 02:17 PM (2ocoG)

230 227 228 Horde mind.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 02:17 PM (NcvvS)

231 135 🚨 The D.C. Circuit has affirmed @DHSgov authority to use expedited removal for former parolees.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

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False.

The courts never, ever side with Trump.

So this didn't happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 02:18 PM (R/W/5)

232 215 I think Hunter believes he has a fair, to better chance at entering the political arena for office. Maybe not President, but I'd wager he and his sycophants believe national office, or a governorship is within his grasp.

He's heir to a pretty successful crime syndicate. Seems to be a plus when thinking about going into politics.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 02:14 PM (2Cry5)

========

The Biden crime syndicate is the equivalent of getting an unimportant job for Fredo that Michael knows he's going to fuck up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 02:19 PM (R/W/5)

233 There's some picture of Erika at his funeral where she's standing by his coffin and holding his hand. And his hand looks way smaller than hers

WTF is it with crazy people and "small hands"? Democrats have been shrieking that randomly about The Donald since 2016.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 02:19 PM (2ocoG)

234 Hunter Biden's supposed laptop? Jewish.
The repairman? A Mossad agent.
The contents of its hard drive? Completely fake (and also jewish).
Here's what really happened, folks: Israeli male model Shlomo Laptopowitz, globally renowned for his near perfect resemblance to a laptop snuck into Hunter Biden's house replacing Biden's real laptop. The following day Biden noticed his laptop was not working as usual (since it was now an Israeli make model) and took it to a laptop repair store that the Mossad had constructed next to his house the over the previous couple days.
Using AI that hadn't been invented yet, the Mossad (or IDF, I'm open minded) then created a dumped a bunch of completely fake images of Hunter Biden smoking crack and showing off his cock in a last ditch attempt to sink Joe Biden's campaign.
Why they'd use such a convoluted plan I'm not sure and looking back on Biden's presidency I'm also not sure why they'd wanted to keep him out of the oval office so bad, but the fact of the matter is that THEY JUST DID. You can't argue with this folks, I presented all my unprovable assertions as evidence right here.
So in conclusion: IT'S DA JOOOOOOOS!

Posted by: Tuqr Qatarlson at August 11, 2026 02:19 PM (z9tIr)

235 215 I think Hunter believes he has a fair, to better chance at entering the political arena for office. Maybe not President, but I'd wager he and his sycophants believe national office, or a governorship is within his grasp.

He's heir to a pretty successful crime syndicate. Seems to be a plus when thinking about going into politics.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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He is a crackhead nepot sex addict with the charmlessness of Chelsea Clinton.

Remember how they were going to put her into a House of Rep seat to rebuild the House of Clinton.
The day of the white male is setting in the Democrat party--mebbe Hunter thinks Massie's Merrie Band of Idiots might just suit him to join.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:19 PM (E4rtv)

236 235 He is a crackhead nepot sex addict with the charmlessness of Chelsea Clinton.

Remember how they were going to put her into a House of Rep seat to rebuild the House of Clinton.
The day of the white male is setting in the Democrat party--mebbe Hunter thinks Massie's Merrie Band of Idiots might just suit him to join.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:19 PM (E4rtv)

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Hunter does seem hungry for it, though, unlike Chelsea.

If Hunter runs for a strategically opened House seat, he'd probably win it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 02:20 PM (R/W/5)

237 WTF is it with crazy people and "small hands"? Democrats have been shrieking that randomly about The Donald since 2016.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Claims about relation to penis size.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

238 What was that quote they found at one of the Jack the Ripper crime scenes?

'The Jews are the ones who won't be blamed for nothing.'

I guess if it's good enough for a 19th century k*ller, it's good enough Tu'qr and Crackboy!

Posted by: Nelly at August 11, 2026 02:20 PM (6+ehB)

239 I CONQUERED COKE WEENIE !

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at August 11, 2026 02:20 PM (UjdFS)

240 Look, short fingered vulgarian is not necessarily a disqualifier. You'll need to work a little harder tho.

I mean, my cannons look even bigger when they are fondled by a short fingered vulgarian.

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (anL5R)

241 "WTF is it with crazy people and "small hands"? Democrats have been shrieking that randomly about The Donald since 2016."

They're going after his hair again after a couple of years hiatus.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

242 I was saving a piece of cake in the fridge from last night and when I checked after lunch it was gone. My GF who was washing a plate and fork at the time claimed she had no idea where it could have gone. But I know the truth it was....da JOOOS

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

243 He is a crackhead nepot sex addict with the charmlessness of Chelsea Clinton.


It has already been speculated that he's perfect for the Dems. No need to repeat it.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (Riz8t)

244
Remember kiddies, "the cloud" literally means "somebody else's computer." If you must keep digital mementos of your depravities, buy a usb drive.
Posted by: Oddbob

===================

And don't abandon it at a repair shop.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (mmrXZ)

245 242 I was saving a piece of cake in the fridge from last night and when I checked after lunch it was gone. My GF who was washing a plate and fork at the time claimed she had no idea where it could have gone. But I know the truth it was....da JOOOS

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

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How deep does it go?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (R/W/5)

246 244
Remember kiddies, "the cloud" literally means "somebody else's computer." If you must keep digital mementos of your depravities, buy a usb drive.
Posted by: Oddbob

===================

And don't abandon it at a repair shop.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (mmrXZ)

======

"YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!"
-Hunter Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 02:22 PM (R/W/5)

247 They are every bit as monolithic as Palestinians.

Posted by: Average American likes it in the ass at August 11, 2026 02:09 PM (Kzs1f)


If you believe this then you are incredibly stupid and ignorant.

Palestinians are inbred as hell.

Israeli Jews come from three major and distinct gene pools, with a host of smaller other ones to make them even less monolithic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 02:22 PM (l4RKn)

248 'You didn't see me do those things you see me doing on video.'
Bart S. Bitem

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 02:23 PM (LHPAg)

249 "YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!"
-Hunter Biden


"THE JOOOS ARE"
-Tucker Carlson

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 02:23 PM (2ocoG)

250 Hunter does seem hungry for it, though, unlike Chelsea.

If Hunter runs for a strategically opened House seat, he'd probably win it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not so sure about that now with the DSA involved. They covet those seats as theirs. Delaware has one of their's as the House's only Troon. And I think if Dan Goldman could not make it in a safe NYC seat with all his money and anti Trump clout, then Biden's attempt is doomed to fail.

A lesser Jimmy Roosevelt if you will who at least had a successful father as president and no open sex tapes and crack smoking plus child abandonment issues.

He would do better as a gimp on Only Fans because he apparently enjoys being pegged.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:23 PM (E4rtv)

251 If this is scoggie again, this is one of the lamest trolls yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 02:23 PM (edUvp)

252 "How deep does it go?!"

Wheels within wheels within enigma-wrapped riddles.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

253 While I don't believe Tucker's propaganda here, it IS amazing how much the Venn diagram of "Enemies of Israel" and "Terrorists" coincide....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (N1tpc)
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The problem is increasingly these coincide with enemies of America.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2026 02:24 PM (7/DDO)

254 252 "How deep does it go?!"

Wheels within wheels within enigma-wrapped riddles.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

=======

What about plans?

Are there plans within those plans?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 02:24 PM (R/W/5)

255 Claims about relation to penis size.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:20 PM

So this IS a WNBA thread.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 02:24 PM (OkYzo)

256 Don't know what god Tucker worships, but my God keeps His promises.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:24 PM (e0GGC)

257 "There's no possible way all of the information that was eventually labeled as my laptop came from one laptop. It's way too large," he told Carlson.

Bullshit.

A Macbook in 2018/19 came with at least 512GB and probably in Hunter’s case 1TB of SSD.

Plenty of room for emails, text and iMessages, and all of the photos that he had on his laptop.

We know this because the Mac guy copied the entire drive over to his own 1TB drive to recover the data after Hunter dropped it in his bathtub or a pool and fried it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 02:24 PM (6ydKt)

258 How deep does it go?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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As deep as a Giordano's Deep Pan pizza in Chicago.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)

259 Israeli Jews come from three major and distinct gene pools
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So they were in the pool?

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

260 If you believe this then you are incredibly stupid and ignorant.

Palestinians are inbred as hell.

Israeli Jews come from three major and distinct gene pools, with a host of smaller other ones to make them even less monolithic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 02:22 PM (l4RKn)



Well, I was thinking in ideology terms. I have never seen anything on the Palestinian side that wasn't Left.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 02:25 PM (8eKlU)

261 If this is scoggie again, this is one of the lamest trolls yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 02:23 PM (edUvp)


Did he move to Whites Creek TN?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 02:25 PM (l4RKn)

262 So this IS a WNBA thread.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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I better get my wig and dress up then.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)

263 Well, I was thinking in ideology terms. I have never seen anything on the Palestinian side that wasn't Left.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 02:25 PM (8eKlU)


I know...I was just looking for an opening to use the word "subwit."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 02:26 PM (l4RKn)

264 I better get my wig and dress up then.
Posted by: whig


Don't forget the green dildo.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

265 If someone told me the day Charlie Kirk was killed by a left wing gay furry (on video with multiple confessions and manifestos) that this would actually divide the Right on some crazy Jewish conspiracy theories, I would have called you a liar.
Posted by: Sharpie


Is it dividing the right or just peeling off the grifters who've decided that being normal doesn't pay well enough?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2026 02:27 PM (vJrRc)

266 >>>"There's no possible way all of the information that was eventually labeled as my laptop came from one laptop. It's way too large," he told Carlson.
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Sounds like there are things, out there, more lurid than we've seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (Q8D76)

267 Don't forget the green dildo.
Posted by: Bulg

Damn, I only have a green rubber doggie toy but I guess a bone is a bone.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (E4rtv)

268 How deep does it go?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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As deep as a Giordano's Deep Pan pizza in Chicago.
Posted by: whig


That's deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (20FgH)

269 Hey Bulg. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (e0GGC)

270 We know this because the Mac guy copied the entire drive over to his own 1TB drive to recover the data after Hunter dropped it in his bathtub or a pool and fried it.
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Also, he's a retard. Mac used native memory compression to save shit like this sort of zipped up but recoverable. "MacOS also utilized compressed memory in RAM (using adaptive algorithms) to shrink inactive app memory footprints dynamically"

I definitely would not. He is a zero.

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (anL5R)

271 Well, I was thinking in ideology terms. I have never seen anything on the Palestinian side that wasn't Left.

As an interesting point to consider...imagine the Arab armies won in the 40s.

There would be no Israel and whatever Arab state owned the territory - Jordan, Egypt, Syria, etc would be throwing homosexuals off of roof tops and the current western left would be arguing its because of western intervention in the Muslim world...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

272 Damn, I only have a green rubber doggie toy but I guess a bone is a bone.
Posted by: whig



That's what she said!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (20FgH)

273 >>>If you believe this then you are incredibly stupid and ignorant.

Palestinians are inbred as hell.


Whaaat?? What about all that goat DNA?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2026 02:29 PM (jGGMD)

274 I'm not clutching any pearls.

I'm making fun of you pearl-clutching "Jews!!!!! It's the Jews!" guys.

It's always the same dumb shit. "This fuckin' guy is making fun of me because I said the Jews were sneaking matzo meal into my hot pockets to turn me fat and gay. Clearly, I'm on to their game. Look at that Jew clutching his pearls. He knows I've got his number!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

275 Sounds like there are things, out there, more lurid than we've seen.

Posted by: Braenyard
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IN a world of cheap cellphone videos, I would imagine there is a lot of footage with audio of Hunter's decadent past.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:29 PM (E4rtv)

276
Its the Pentavirate!

The Joos! The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at August 11, 2026 02:29 PM (OkYzo)

277

Don't forget the green dildo.

Posted by: Bulg
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The world needs concealable dildo launchers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 02:29 PM (Q8D76)

278 Hey SMH. Hope all is well in your AO today. Hope the kitties are happy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

279 If you believe this then you are incredibly stupid and ignorant.

Palestinians are inbred as hell.


Whaaat?? What about all that goat DNA?
Posted by: Dr. T


You don't get goat DNA by giving it to the goat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 02:30 PM (20FgH)

280 You really have to wonder what kompromat they have on Carlson. He used to be at least semi-sane.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 02:30 PM (IG3/x)

281 261 If this is scoggie again, this is one of the lamest trolls yet.

.....

I don't know if it is Scogg or not.

Scogg has always been very wrong in most of his opinions on politics and he has a unique way of insulting other commenters.

This troll seems to at least be right about the Jews.

Posted by: Fenelon Spoke at August 11, 2026 02:30 PM (j9FPr)

282 That's what she said!
Posted by: rickb223

Does the AC DC song Giving the Dog a Bone apply here?

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:30 PM (E4rtv)

283 confab > conclave > caucus > parley > zoom meeting

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

284 I'm not watching the video, so those of you who did; Was there any reference to the two (still unidentified) federal agents who came to The Mac Shop in Delaware. Those two were asked by John Paul Mac Isaac (owner of the store) about security for himself, since he felt a bit exposed having such information in his possession.

The Feds told him "If you never mention this, you won't have a problem." And proceeded to abscond with the hard drive under Grand Jury subpoena and then buried it figuratively back at Quantico.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 02:31 PM (dIske)

285 I don't know if it is Scogg or not.

Scogg has always been very wrong in most of his opinions on politics and he has a unique way of insulting other commenters.
Posted by: Fenelon Spoke
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Have you added the title of Scoggologist to your resume yet? Your congregation and bishops would be proud of that. Just kidding btw.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:32 PM (E4rtv)

286 What's a Palestinian?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 02:33 PM (8KLEK)

287 It is a good point.

The Palis love marrying their cousins so that DNA pool is only about an inch deep,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

288 The Feds told him "If you never mention this, you won't have a problem." And proceeded to abscond with the hard drive under Grand Jury subpoena and then buried it figuratively back at Quantico.
Posted by: Orson
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Knowing the Feebs, they probably had the guy assigned to searching Melania's lingerie drawer watch all of it and transcribe the action so the rest of them could fast forward to teh good bits.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)

289 There is a thing in the United States where you can file a lawsuit against the people Tucker and Biden accuse of lying . I wonder if Hunter knows this.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (KC5Lt)

290
Bullshit.

A Macbook in 2018/19 came with at least 512GB and probably in Hunter’s case 1TB of SSD.

Plenty of room for emails, text and iMessages, and all of the photos that he had on his laptop.

We know this because the Mac guy copied the entire drive over to his own 1TB drive to recover the data after Hunter dropped it in his bathtub or a pool and fried it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

=================

But a laptop is so small! I mean look at it! Also, I don't see how they fit all those tiny people into television sets. Something going on there, some sort of mind-control thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (mmrXZ)

291 287 It is a good point.

The Palis love marrying their cousins so that DNA pool is only about an inch deep,
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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So sort of like a muddy puddle then.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (E4rtv)

292 Posted by: Fenelon Spoke at August 11, 2026 02:30 PM (j9FPr)

I did not post this . Notice it says "Fenelon Spoke" with a break between the words. My handle is one with the words together.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (Z1RBE)

293 The Palis love marrying their cousins so that DNA pool is only about an inch deep,
Posted by: SpeakingOf

That's pretty common throughout the Muslim world, I think.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

294 That's pretty common throughout the Muslim world, I think.

If you live in a culture that doesn't generate wealth this is literally "keeping it in the family"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

295 I did not post this . Notice it says "Fenelon Spoke" with a break between the words. My handle is one with the words together.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (Z1RBE)
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I figured as much.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:36 PM (e0GGC)

296 But a laptop is so small! I mean look at it! Also, I don't see how they fit all those tiny people into television sets. Something going on there, some sort of mind-control thing.


ha! thanks Morticia

needed a laugh!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)

297 someone socked Fen?

bannable. Looks like a griefer using a one off to disguise their action.

my cannons are displeased

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 02:37 PM (anL5R)

298 I did not post this . Notice it says "Fenelon Spoke" with a break between the words. My handle is one with the words together.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Whoops, sorry I replied to a sock of you. Thought the last sentence was off.

Socking a regular is a banning offense and I suspect CBD is narrowing it down as we speak.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:37 PM (E4rtv)

299 And I do not appreciate someone using my handle and attributing to me words I didn't write.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 02:37 PM (Z1RBE)

300 "What's a Palestinian?"

I know the term 'Palestine' irks some. What's an acceptable name for the place, before the founding of the modern state of Israel in 1948?

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

301 new handle for me if we have fakers running about again!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 11, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)

302 nood

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

303 Nood. Fauci.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

304 I didn’t know the Jews ran Apple:

https://www.laptopmag.com/news/
hunter-bidens-laptop-which-one-did-he-own

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:38 PM (eGn4U)

305 301 new handle for me if we have fakers running about again!

Posted by: Black Orchid
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Fakers are new and improved with AI! content.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:38 PM (E4rtv)

306 What kind of STD has messed with Hunter's lip?

Posted by: Pamazon at August 11, 2026 02:39 PM (b5MGU)

307 I'm waiting with baited breath for Tuq'r's show when he states that Greedo shot first, and he had friends on both Death Stars. Close advisors to Emperor Palpatine, whose deaths he still grieves.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2026 02:39 PM (qx7Zg)

308 I know the term 'Palestine' irks some. What's an acceptable name for the place, before the founding of the modern state of Israel in 1948?
Posted by: gp
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Philistines would work. Historical y'know.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)

309 Tucker was cut out of the Swanson fortune inheritance. He's not asrich as you think.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 11, 2026 02:39 PM (bkuEU)

310 294 That's pretty common throughout the Muslim world, I think.

If you live in a culture that doesn't generate wealth this is literally "keeping it in the family"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
There are studies of birth defects to offspring of cousins in 'Asian' populations.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 02:40 PM (LHPAg)

311 There's no Jews in the pool at my country club I'll have you know, harrumph - Sheldon Whitehouse (D - ickhead)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 02:41 PM (NFRf7)

312 294 That's pretty common throughout the Muslim world, I think.

If you live in a culture that doesn't generate wealth this is literally "keeping it in the family"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
______________________

Check out the consanguinity stats on the Nubian Penninsula in Egypt some time. We're talking up over 85%. Then, for kicks and giggles, compare the current tally of birth defects showing up in the UK to those tallies 20 years ago. I wonder what's changed. It's a stumper.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 02:41 PM (dIske)

313 But a laptop is so small! I mean look at it! Also, I don't see how they fit all those tiny people into television sets. Something going on there, some sort of mind-control thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 02:35 PM (mmrXZ)

It really is silly.
The phone in Hunter’s pocket probably holds about half of the data as his laptop did.

Is he saying all of his emails, texts/messages, and photos/videos on his smaller phone won’t fit on his laptop either?

A free iCloud account only holds 5GB of data, so Hunter should show the receipts where he is paying Apple for more iCloud storage every month.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 02:42 PM (6ydKt)

314 "There's no possible way all of the information that was eventually labeled as my laptop came from one laptop. It's way too large," he [Hunter Biden] told Carlson.

What a stupid comment. It's simple as hell to get laptops with 2 or 3 TB of disk space. What the hell is Hunter Biden talking about? The one I'm typing on has 2 TB and it's about 5 years old.

Posted by: Ralph at August 11, 2026 02:42 PM (8WZD4)

315 "Philistines would work. Historical y'know." OK, thanks!

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:43 PM (Jr5Lq)

316 22 What is happening to our world? Tucker has lost his everloving mind. DSA is taking over the D's, people are voting for communism. Are other people really that stupid?
Posted by: Iris at August 11, 2026 01:33 PM (286+n)
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Unfortunately, a lot of them are that stupid.

Posted by: Ralph at August 11, 2026 02:47 PM (8WZD4)

317 "They hacked my cloud," the former first son told former Fox News host Tucker Carlson in a two-hour interview -- suggesting that Russian or Israeli intelligence agencies or "some kid in his basement" had cobbled together stolen digital assets and claimed they were a laptop.

"There's no possible way all of the information that was eventually labeled as my laptop came from one laptop. It's way too large," he told Carlson.



This seems more like a confession than a defense. He's not denying the accuracy of the documents.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 02:49 PM (4NO2D)

318
I read on X some time ago that Tucker said he was visited by demons.

That would explain a whole lot.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 02:11 PM (e0GGC)

But it seems like he decided to hang out with them!!

Posted by: Iris at August 11, 2026 02:52 PM (286+n)

319 311 There's no Jews in the pool at my country club I'll have you know, harrumph - Sheldon Whitehouse (D - ickhead)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 02:41 PM (NFRf7)
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He can tell because nobody in the showers is circumcised?

Posted by: Ralph at August 11, 2026 02:54 PM (8WZD4)

320 Why would you ever give these two shitheads this much ink or any ink at all?

Posted by: sidney at August 11, 2026 03:03 PM (Uy/WF)

321 I've seen the video where Hunter is confronting a young woman who looks about 17 to me demanding she say on camera he did not hurt her while she is bawling and has tears coming down her face.

Has anyone ever gotten him to explain the context of this video?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

something something Jews.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 03:20 PM (uhVAy)

322 Well, I was thinking in ideology terms. I have never seen anything on the Palestinian side that wasn't Left.

As an interesting point to consider...imagine the Arab armies won in the 40s.

There would be no Israel and whatever Arab state owned the territory - Jordan, Egypt, Syria, etc would be throwing homosexuals off of roof tops and the current western left would be arguing its because of western intervention in the Muslim world...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

Not only in that war, but in 56 67 73 80s...

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

323 "What's a Palestinian?"

I know the term 'Palestine' irks some. What's an acceptable name for the place, before the founding of the modern state of Israel in 1948?
Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 02:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

The Ottoman Empire.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy)

324 I’ll bet Tucker never said anything close to what you claim he said. He’s trolling you propagandists for Israel by simply allowing people to talk on his site. Hahahaha!!

Posted by: Jumpininhere at August 11, 2026 05:21 PM (gJdGK)

325 Yeah, "Jumpininhere," he's playing 4D chess on us all by acting like a retard so we can all mock him.

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Presumptive DSA Candidate for Wisconsin Governor Once Voted Against a Law to Prohibit Teachers from Sexually Grooming Young Children

Francesca Hong thinks that banging kids is a teacher's right.

Wisconsin socialist Francesca Hong voted against anti-child grooming law responding to pervy teacher pursuing 14-year-old

By Ryan King


WASHINGTON -- Wisconsin socialist darling Francesca Hong was one of just six lawmakers in the Badger State's legislature to vote against an anti-child grooming law enacted earlier this year by Democratic Gov. Tony Evers, records show.

The law -- which bars adults from "engaging in a course of conduct, pattern of behavior, or series of acts with the intention to condition, seduce, solicit, lure, or entice a child" into sexual activity or pornography -- was in response to the case of former Kenosha school teacher Christian Enwright, who was found guilty of a slew of misdemeanor counts for pursuing a relationship with a 14-year-old student.

"[Enwright] engaged in classic grooming behavior, preying on the vulnerability of at least one female student, under the guise of being a mentor, to foster and further a predatory relationship with her," a school district investigator wrote in a report quoted by the Cap Times in December 2025.

There was no actual law against the grooming so they convicted him on a bunch of misdemeanors. Lawmakers moved to make grooming of children by a teacher a felony -- and Hong insisted that her decarceration agenda means child groomers must go free.


Enwright began reaching out to the minor on Snapchat in June 2023 and exchanged more than 600 messages with her, including sexualized comments about her appearance and images of himself in bed without a shirt.

At least two staffers had privately expressed concerns about Enwright's behavior toward female students and he had a reputation for giving "long hugs," according to the Cap Times.

Eventually, the school district's human resources team received an anonymous tip about his behavior toward the teen in February 2024 and he was arrested, charged, and fired three months later.

However, prosecutors had difficulty bringing a case against Enwright because he never had sexual contact with the girl and none of the photos he sent or asked the teen for were explicit enough to charge him with a felony under state law.

Ultimately, Enwight pleaded guilty in April 2025 to 15 misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and was sentenced that July to 15 months in jail and three years of probation.

The subsequent outcry lead to the Wisconsin legislature passing the anti-grooming law, with the Assembly approving it 93-6 and the state Senate passing it by voice vote.

It is unclear why Hong, the leading Democratic gubernatorial candidate ahead of Tuesday's primary, opposed the bill -- though her colleagues who voted against it suggested the measure was redundant in state law.

Hong's campaign did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

The 37-year-old previously expressed support for both defunding and abolishing the police.

"Police exist to uphold white supremacy. Defund then abolish. Reform can't be an option," Hong posted on social media in October 2021, though she has since retreated from that position.

"I was actually trying to become a sports journalist when I first went to college, so I learned you sometimes have bad takes on Twitter," she recently told reporters in a bid to explain her radicalism.

Yes, she really dismissed all of her incendiary communist positions by saying that she was just doing some "bad takes on twitter."

She's pulling the AOC "that was just Woke One, that was crazy man" gambit, inviting her media allies to just pretend with her that she never said these things and if she did it was just some Youthful Exuberance (from five years ago).

This Democrat says he's voting Republican due to Hong's insistence that teachers should be allowed to rape their students:


Swann Marcus
@SwannMarcus89


I am now unironically likely R on the Wisconsin gubernatorial race. 7 months ago Francesca Hong voted against a bill that made it illegal for teachers to groom their students for sexual purposes

Here's what happened: A 30-year-old teacher messaged a 13-year-old student of his every day for six months and talked about how he wanted them to be together, she had a nice body, and he was jealous when she talked to other boys. He also sent her pictures of himself lying shirtless in bed

So the cops arrested him but when they went to charge him, they realized nothing he did was actually illegal. They never made sexual contact and no pictures were exchanged that were explicit enough to qualify under Wisconsin state law. This guy was actively trying to rape a 13-year-old student and there was no law forbidding his conduct

He wound up being charged with a bunch of disturbing the peace charges and only spent six months in prison for spending half a year abusing his authority as a teacher to manipulate a 13-year-old girl into having sex with him. He is not a convicted felon - since all the charges were misdemeanors - and is not on the sex offender registry

The Wisconsin State Assembly responded to this by drafting a bipartisan bill that made it a felony to engage in any course of conduct clearly and obviously intended seduce or lure a child into engaging in sexual acts or exchanging illicit images. It passed 193-6 and was signed into law by the Democratic governor. Francesca Hong voted no.

4 months later the first person was charged under the new law. He was 36-year-old man who met a developmentally disabled 16-year-old in a public park when she was 13 and spent the next three years trying to manipulate her into running away from home so he could make her his live-in sex slave.

To recap: Earlier *this very year* Franesca Hong was one of only six people to vote against a bill that made it illegal to take affirmative action designed to lure a minor into sexual acts and the very first person the bill Hong voted against was used to arrest was a guy who tried to rape an underage girl with Down Syndrome

I have never seen a Democratic candidate this bad. This is like Mark Robinson territory.

Some other Democrats see her as a sure loser in the general:


Steve Guest
@SteveGuest
CNN NewsNight EXPOSES how the woke mind virus infected the Democrat Party:

@yemisi
: "Francesca Hong is a deeply unserious person. I think we've all but lost Wisconsin if she wins this primary... We're laughing now, but this is the way a lot of people were talking. White women were apologizing to me about their own whiteness, and so Francesca Hong saying her proximity to whiteness and her biracial son makes her uncomfortable. Quite frankly, if we take that and put it in 2019, it all kinda gels and fits together."

@jasonrantz
: "Which is why it's just so ironic to hear AOC talk about woke 1.0 as if number one, she wasn't a part of it when she obviously was, and she's trying to rewrite history. But woke 2.0 is just as bad. They maybe adapted some of the language that they use, and to say, "Well, no, I've evolved from that position." The question then becomes, for anyone who says woke 1.0 was crazy, was too-- Okay, tell us what specifically. Tell us what positions were too far to one side. Was it the defunding the police? Because you'll still get the same answer out of a lot of these folks. They'll just give it in a slightly different way, but their end result is exactly the same."

@Jesse_Leg
: "Well, this is the thing, right? I actually give Francesca Hong a little bit of credit. I mean, from the perspective that Thanksgiving is good and delicious. But to AOC, I would ask the question, 'if Woke 1 was crazy, well, which priors did you hold during Woke 1 that you no longer subscribe to? Do you believe that children shouldn't be able to have sex change operations anymore? Do you believe that biological men shouldn't be able to participate in women's sports? Do you disavow defunding the police, not prosecuting repeat offenders, the border policies of the first Biden administration?' These are all very good questions, 'cause I don't haven't heard her change her mind on much of anything from Woke 1."

The primary election is today and there seems to be no chance Hong can be defeated.

Meanwhile, the GOP has run zero ads against her, because they want her to win.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM




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1 Open channel D

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 11, 2026 12:23 PM (gYnrv)

2 THE BLADE SLICES THROUGH ALL THE FALSE NOODS IN THE LAST THREAD TO STEAL A FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

3 st!

Posted by: The Woodpeckers at August 11, 2026 12:23 PM (Wnv9h)

4 ... OR NOT ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

5 She outta be Hong for saying that.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (zfkPG)

6 Fringe benefits, baby.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

7

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (4NO2D)

8 First fail, and sock fail. Fml.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (Wnv9h)

9 I think the jury is Hong on this chick.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (zfkPG)

10 Wisconsin wouldn't actually vote her in as Governor would they ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (ejzvi)

11 Fringe benefits, baby.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM



French benefits.

Posted by: Brigitte Macron at August 11, 2026 12:25 PM (4NO2D)

12 She isn’t hongry for Thanksgiving turkey?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:25 PM (zfkPG)

13 She hates half her son.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (4NO2D)

14 https://x.com/SwannMarcus89/status/
2085921554223776253

"The Republicans have spent more money on TV advertising for Francesca Hong than every Democratic candidate has spent combined. Literally her entire TV footprint is Republican Super PACs. She currently has zero dollars of her own television ad buys lined up, has spent zero dollars on TV ads the entire campaign, has no support from outside money that isn’t a Republican psyop, has one-tenth of Tom Tiffany’s cash on hand, and can’t receive support from the DNC because the party is broke"

Hong is operation chaos, funded by Peter Thiel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (R/W/5)

15 She's going to win in a landslide.

Posted by: alanon at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (tpsNe)

16 I usually avoid saying "she has no chance", but in this case I'll make an exception. I find it difficult to get worked up about such an obvious mental basket case.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

17 So, I assume that the young leftists who're all hot and bothered about what they think Epstein was up to will forgive this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

18 "Wisconsin wouldn't actually vote her in as Governor would they ?"

Sure they would. Birthplace of Progressivism. State motto: "Forward!"

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

19 Wong locked up the teachers' vote, for sure!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

20 Republicans better think hard about what they are going to offer the voters. Because this “the other guy is horrible” strategy ain’t gonna do it alone.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (zfkPG)

21 Wong, Hong, whatever.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

22 I hope that the communists are overplaying their hand with their big push right now, and that our nation is still strong enough to defeat them.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (gYnrv)

23 It is unclear why Hong, the leading Democratic gubernatorial candidate ahead of Tuesday's primary, opposed the bill -- though her colleagues who voted against it suggested the measure was redundant in state law.

Oh this is only hard because there are so many reasons...

1) The left supports grooming of kids as part of LGBTQ crap. Yes this is a straight male pedo, but the same laws will be used against LGBTQ groomers

2) He's a teacher, protected class.

3) The victim is probably a white girl, and Hong hates white people

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

24 I assume this is all oppo from her primary opponent.

The primary is today. She's ahead in polling, but look how wrong the polls were for twink Abdullah Bin Ladin Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla.

The GOP must surely rather run against her than anyone else. So this can't be GOP oppo, can it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

25 I was actually trying to become a sports journalist when I first went to college so I learned you sometimes have bad takes on Twitter.

That's some Kamala-level gibberish right there.

Posted by: far cry at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (LSV6F)

26 "Wisconsin wouldn't actually vote her in as Governor would they ?"

Sure they would. Birthplace of Progressivism. State motto: "Forward!"


Coincidentally, that's the motto of the lemmings.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

27 Wong, Hong, whatever.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Phooie!

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

28 19 Wong locked up the teachers' vote, for sure!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

Crazy cat ladies love Wong!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

29 Isn’t this chick also an anchor baby of Chinese communists?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (zfkPG)

30 If Fang Fang is a CCP agent, this Hong is the retarded version of one.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (2ocoG)

31 28 19 Wong locked up the teachers' vote, for sure!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

Crazy cat ladies love Wong!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

And pedophile teachers!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

32 Francesca Hong was one of just six lawmakers in the Badger State's legislature to vote against
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SIX????

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (8KLEK)

33 I'm gonna guess she has a Nazi tatoo somewhere (which was just youthful indiscretion)

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (GUOwU)

34 Wisconsin: Honged by the neck until dead.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (w9Wax)

35 Sure they would. Birthplace of Progressivism. State motto: "Forward!"


and always twirling toward Freedom..

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

36 19 Wong locked up the teachers' vote, for sure!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

Of course they will. They vote D no matter who they run....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (ejzvi)

37 18 "Wisconsin wouldn't actually vote her in as Governor would they ?"

Sure they would. Birthplace of Progressivism. State motto: "Forward!"

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

======

That was Minnesota, wasn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (R/W/5)

38 21 Wong, Hong, whatever.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

Hong is Wong.

Posted by: Lily von Schtup at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (Y/06r)

39 I have never seen a Democratic candidate this bad. This is like Mark Robinson territory.

Wait...the claim against Robinson is he posted comments on pron sites.

That's as bad as Hong allowing grooming?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

40 I'm gonna guess she has a Nazi tatoo somewhere (which was just youthful indiscretion)

More likely she has selected extracts from Mao's Little Red Book.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

41 24 I assume this is all oppo from her primary opponent.

The primary is today. She's ahead in polling, but look how wrong the polls were for twink Abdullah Bin Ladin Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla.

The GOP must surely rather run against her than anyone else. So this can't be GOP oppo, can it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Her entire TV ad campaign is funded by Republican aligned Super PACs pushing her with "negative" advertising about how she's open borders, but playing them only in progressive areas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (R/W/5)

42 "The Commies Are Coming!"

-- Zombie Paul Revere

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 12:30 PM (p1FHn)

43 Would a state that voted for Trump really vote for Wong?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 12:30 PM (4NO2D)

44 39 I have never seen a Democratic candidate this bad. This is like Mark Robinson territory.

Wait...the claim against Robinson is he posted comments on pron sites.

That's as bad as Hong allowing grooming?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

=======

"Some people gotta get killed."
-Robinson's own voice, on repeat, on radio for months

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:30 PM (R/W/5)

45 36 19 Wong locked up the teachers' vote, for sure!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

Of course they will. They vote D no matter who they run....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (ejzvi)

Don't know this Hifler guy is. But this pamphlet from the DSA says he wants to go after the Zionist Influence!

Posted by: Average Teacher at August 11, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)

46 Pasty white liberal in Massachusetts just voted to codify baby murder into their statutes. Then you’ve got this queen of the retards and her coterie of fellow communists preaching about burning down our country.

Is this the look Democrats are going for?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:31 PM (zfkPG)

47 Wong, Hong, whatever.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

Hong is Wong.
Posted by: Lily von Schtup at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM



THIRD BASE!!

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 12:31 PM (4NO2D)

48
Her entire TV ad campaign is funded by Republican aligned Super PACs pushing her with "negative" advertising about how she's open borders, but playing them only in progressive areas.


Part of the reason that we can't just get along with the left is because what they want right no is objectively bad for the country. I mean you have to laugh here, stuff that would have gotten Hong kicked out of the D party 10 years ago is going to get her to win the D primary now

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

49 You have to make allowances for Wisconsin, America's Dairyland. Most girls up there peak at 14, as they add 20 lbs. per year after that. Get 'em while they're young, I always say.

Posted by: Horndog Teecher at August 11, 2026 12:31 PM (JM9I6)

50 I assume this is all oppo from her primary opponent.

The primary is today. She's ahead in polling, but look how wrong the polls were for twink Abdullah Bin Ladin Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla.

The GOP must surely rather run against her than anyone else. So this can't be GOP oppo, can it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Her entire TV ad campaign is funded by Republican aligned Super PACs pushing her with "negative" advertising about how she's open borders, but playing them only in progressive areas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (R/W/5)
___________

The GOP finally learned how the game is played?? Finally??

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

51 Needs to find someone named Kong as a running mate.

Vote Hong-Kong!

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 12:31 PM (J4Dwc)

52 43 Would a state that voted for Trump really vote for Wong?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 12:30 PM (4NO2D)

=======

Turnout differential is a thing (not even Obama's people figured out how to reverse it for his midterms).

Out of power parties tend to see higher turnout. It just happens.

However, candidate quality, especially in state-level races, can shift the balance. People are a bit less blindly partisan when it comes to races for things like governor (Larry Hogan being Republican governor of MD for a recent example, before he tanked his race for senate of the same state despite being a popular governor).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:32 PM (R/W/5)

53 "Yes, she really dismissed all of her incendiary communist positions by saying that she was just doing some "bad takes on twitter.""


There was this guy, Hitler, that had several bad days strung together too.

Happens to everyone.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 12:32 PM (Sco7b)

54 Wait...the claim against Robinson is he posted comments on pron sites.

That's as bad as Hong allowing grooming?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

Great Knockers!

Posted by: Average Porn commentary, minus emojis at August 11, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

55 Meanwhile, the GOP has run zero ads against her, because they want her to win.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM


That's either very brilliant or very stupid. Probably a very fine line between them.

Posted by: Doof at August 11, 2026 12:32 PM (S0M0K)

56 "That was Minnesota, wasn't it?"

Fighting Bob LaFollette of Wisconsin. MN and WI have similar founding stock of toxically altruistic white folx.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

57 >>4 months later the first person was charged under the new law. He was 36-year-old man who met a developmentally disabled 16-year-old in a public park when she was 13 and spent the next three years trying to manipulate her into running away from home so he could make her his live-in sex slave.


This guy sounds like JF Gariepy.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2026 12:32 PM (uzmqU)

58 50 The GOP finally learned how the game is played?? Finally??

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

======

It's apparently Peter Thiel's team and pretty much no one else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:32 PM (R/W/5)

59 Wisconsin wouldn't actually vote her in as Governor would they ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (ejzvi)

I'm thinking she loses and the MI terrorist wins. But I wouldn't be entirely shocked if they both win.

I hate predicting election results now - have not been doing at all since 2020 burned me. Even polling is fake. Right now I would roll a decent stash on the jihadist and not feel bad about it. We are marinating in someone's storytime.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (8KLEK)

60 38 21 Wong, Hong, whatever.
____

This got more reposts than a month's worth of what I thought was my best, most on point, most well thought out, most spell-checked, work in the comment boxes. I need to re-examine my approach.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (BtSRd)

61 55 Meanwhile, the GOP has run zero ads against her, because they want her to win.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM

=======

Why would they run ads against her during the primary season?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (R/W/5)

62 Has Hong at least showed us her tits?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (zfkPG)

63 If a biracial son makes you uncomfortable, maybe you shouldn't have banged that cracker.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (oCS0o)

64 This woman gets nuttier by the hour. I guess it would be ok for her son when he reaches 14 to have a perv as a teacher as long as she wasn't "white adjacent."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (Z1RBE)

65 I'm gonna guess she has a Nazi tatoo somewhere (which was just youthful indiscretion)

More likely she has selected extracts from Mao's Little Red Book.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

-------------

A Tramp Stamp entitled "Great Leap Backside."

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (p1FHn)

66 You don't fully grasp the damage the media does using "omission" as a purposeful tool, until a candidate like this comes along.

If you can't spin it, dismiss it.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 12:34 PM (dIske)

67 Wong locked up the teachers' vote, for sure!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (BtSRd)

Of course they will. They vote D no matter who they run....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (ejzvi)

Don't know this Hifler guy is. But this pamphlet from the DSA says he wants to go after the Zionist Influence!

Posted by: Average Teacher at August 11, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r) \

They were going to the mattresses for the nazi, scatophilic rapist guy. Of course they would be all in for actual Hitler.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)

68 63 If a biracial son makes you uncomfortable, maybe you shouldn't have banged that cracker.
Posted by: Octochicken at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (oCS0o)

I really regret fucking that guy.

Posted by: The Basis of all 'Feminism' at August 11, 2026 12:34 PM (Y/06r)

69 If a biracial son makes you uncomfortable, maybe you shouldn't have banged that cracker.
Posted by: Octochicken at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM



The white meat has a very strong appeal.

Posted by: Harland Sanders at August 11, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)

70
Be interested to know what Fransesca Hong's sex ed class would be like.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 12:35 PM (OkYzo)

71 I think she’s literally retarded; that is, IQ deficient. That’s not even addressing her asinine political positions…. Sheesh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 12:35 PM (zEBE+)

72 Fight woke 1.0. Fight woke 2.0.

It's all the same.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:35 PM (dtxyT)

73 > Most girls up there peak at 14, as they add 20 lbs. per year after that.

I'm always so sad when I see massively obese young kids waddling along near their massively obese parents. It's abusive. Just feed the kids halfway decent food and they'll thrive. You have to shovel a lot of shit food into a growing kid to turn them into that.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 12:35 PM (mkw2N)

74 I'll take Fang Fang over Hong ennyday. Hong has a face like a burn victim. Ugly.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

75 Has Hong at least showed us her tits?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (zfkPG)

Not much there. You've seen tits on a frog, yeah? You've seen all she has to offer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:36 PM (dK+Kv)

76 Francesca Hong's kid should get a welfare check.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:36 PM (dtxyT)

77 >> I really regret fucking that guy. But now I get to kill the baby. Yay!!

Posted by: The Basis of all 'Feminism' at August 11, 2026 12:34 PM (Y/06r)

FIFY

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:36 PM (XJzAV)

78 Wisconsin will look stupider than Minnesota if Hong is elected governor.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2026 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

79 They were going to the mattresses for the nazi, scatophilic rapist guy. Of course they would be all in for actual Hitler.
______

Psssst! Hitler was a socialist, pass it on!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:37 PM (BtSRd)

80 You have to shovel a lot of shit food into a growing kid to turn them into that.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 12:35 PM (mkw2N)
==================
And shove them outside once in a while.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:37 PM (UnTkV)

81
I once had a bubble eyed gold fish that strongly resembles Francesca Wong.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 12:37 PM (OkYzo)

82 The Commies Are Coming!"

-- Zombie Paul Revere

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 12:30 PM (p1FHn)

I know. Imagine if the commies get in. They could go crazy. Throw the border wide open, put their opponents on trial or murder them in cold blood, open pot shops and close down churches, jail people indefinitely for disagreeing......

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:37 PM (8KLEK)

83 I'm tired of the popup that locks the page

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2026 12:37 PM (oluI0)

84 Hong looks to be an inbreed, IMO. Gross.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 12:37 PM (BI5O2)

85 "Police exist to uphold white supremacy."

So leave. There are a lot of other countries where that doesn't exist.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 12:38 PM (99eI0)

86 White liberal Female governors have destroyed every state where they have been elected. MA, NY, NJ, VA. Etc.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:38 PM (XJzAV)

87 Hong looks to be an inbreed, IMO. Gross.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 12:37 PM (BI5O2)

Temu Greta.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

88 I'm thinking she loses and the MI terrorist wins. But I wouldn't be entirely shocked if they both win.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (8KLEK)

Sadly, the biggest question is will they only get 30% of the vote or hit the 40s.

I wonder if Hong would actively state she's against bestiality or necrophilia. Or does she not want to alienate any constituents...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)

89 Afternoon Ace
The delusional middle class left really wants to get it good and hard. If she gets elected I feel sorry for those who didn't vote for her including JJ, but for those who do I hope you get everything you didn't expect

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM (NFRf7)

90 29 Isn’t this chick also an anchor baby of Chinese communists?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:28 PM (zfkPG)




Korean American. You would think she would know better. But sadly, often those who get marinated in Marxist Academia become Commiecrats, or just opportunistically decide that being Leftoid gets them tenure and promotions.

Leftoid "womyn" like that are worst of all, and deserve Karmic Administrative Punishment the most.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM (8eKlU)

91 The Association of Circus Freaks would make better sources of Democrat candidates than whatever bench they are currently tapping.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM (UnTkV)

92 Francesca is nearly forty years old. When, if ever, will she become an adult?

Posted by: huerfano at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM (VJX5o)

93 Is there nothing that Trump won't do?

Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

-
Not the White House reporters!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM (ndZc7)

94 Is there nothing that Trump won't do?

Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

-
Not the White House reporters!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM (ndZc7)

It's funny in its lack of self-awareness.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:40 PM (dK+Kv)

95 Huh. My hash changed. I had bss/y for a couple years.

*pours one out for old hash*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

96 I did some research into the Christian Enwright case. Wow. A few observations.

1. Dude looks creepier and gayer than James Talafreako. I'm surprised his victim was a girl.

2. Girl at 13 had her own access to snapchat and TT and privately communicated with this pervert for years. Where the fuck were her parents?

3. Pervert would have succeeded in eventually raping the girl. She was "into" the grooming and even tried to protect and cover up for him when police got involved. Incredible. Groomers know who to target.

4. Wasn't just pure messaging. There were reports of inappropriate touching at school too.

5. If this was a gay pervert grooming a male student, would anything have happened? My guess is no.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

97 Hong
Son of Hong
Hong vs Godzilla
Hong: Skull Island

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (w9Wax)

98 She SEEMS like a sure loser, but democrats are very, very good at cheating.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (+48wn)

99 If a biracial son makes you uncomfortable, maybe you shouldn't have banged that cracker.
Posted by: Octochicken at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM


OMG, that poor kid. I hope he goes on to give her the hatred she deserves.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (8eKlU)

100
Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.


And ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (ejzvi)

101 Now it is... Yor?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

102 >>Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

-
Not the White House reporters!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM

Alas...

Posted by: huerfano at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (VJX5o)

103 Has Hong at least showed us her tits?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (zfkPG)

Not much there. You've seen tits on a frog, yeah? You've seen all she has to offer.


I guess "cannons like these" are right out.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

104 So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

---------

Fuck. I presume this means AF1 wasn't shot down with all reporters lost, then?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

105 Wong, Hong, whatever."
Sum Ting Wong?

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

106 I had a dream about Karen Gillan and some Karmic Administrative Punishment. I won't say which way though.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:42 PM (8KLEK)

107 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.


And ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (ejzvi)

I don't see the downside here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

108 "And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US."

Media Hot Take: 'It would have been outrageous to get shot down without POTUS onboard!"

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

109 I agree with the dems saying that Trump provoked them into unleashing their freaks. And I thank Trump for it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 11, 2026 12:42 PM (XvL8K)

110 She hate you long time.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 12:42 PM (55kM1)

111 I did some research into the Christian Enwright case. Wow. A few observations.

. . .

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

Ditto to all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:42 PM (dK+Kv)

112 A Hong is a type of guppy found only in Korea.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)

113 So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US."

Whe Tu Loe?

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 12:43 PM (XuXeR)

114 I had a dream about Karen Gillan and some Karmic Administrative Punishment. I won't say which way though.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:42 PM (8KLEK)

You were asking for it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv)

115 It doesn't matter.

We lost the elections in February when Goode and Pretti died and then Trump stopped all immigration enforcement.

And then we lost again in June when Mullin stopped all immigration enforcement (which was already stopped) because he changed the requirements on emergency car stops (which was reverse in a day).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:43 PM (R/W/5)

116 And ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:41 PM (ejzvi)

Taps is worried about the staffers. Totes.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:43 PM (8KLEK)

117 Korean American. You would think she would know better. But sadly, often those who get marinated in Marxist Academia become Commiecrats, or just opportunistically decide that being Leftoid gets them tenure and promotions.

I believe American Thinker had something about it the other day. Something about how Tiger Moms failed their kids.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 12:44 PM (J4Dwc)

118 Karen Gillan and some Karmic Administrative Punishment"

In silver paint or the Jumanji ... outfit?

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 12:44 PM (XuXeR)

119 I live in Kalifornia, you think this is upsetting?

Have you heard of Scott Weiner, P3dophiles' Man in the Capital?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 12:44 PM (JvZF+)

120 You were asking for it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv)

She's 5'11". I was overpowered.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:45 PM (8KLEK)

121 Not the White House reporters!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 12:39 PM

I would have celebrated like the Palestinians on 9/11.
Hell, I would have celebrated for 2 weeks.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 12:45 PM (Sco7b)

122 She's 5'11". I was overpowered.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:45 PM (8KLEK)

Manslut.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)

123 I live in Kalifornia, you think this is upsetting?

Have you heard of Scott Weiner, P3dophiles' Man in the Capital?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 12:44 PM (JvZF+)

That guy is particularly disgusting. Isn’t he running to get into the US congress?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (zEBE+)

124 Trump should just just "surreptitiously" start using his own jet, and send a body double trained to heap Trump-style abuse on the press, so they won't know any different, and then send it exclusively along flight paths over Muslim countries, and leave it poorly secured at airports, and so on, til nature takes its course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)

125 Has Hong at least showed us her tits?
Posted by: Vengeance
......

I don't think guppies have tits.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (UjdFS)

126 Funny how assassination is no longer funny when the wrong people are caught in the crossfire.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (55kM1)

127 Will someone please back-test all the b.s. predictions from the betting markets so we can be done with quoting the betting markets?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (JvZF+)

128 125 Has Hong at least showed us her tits?
Posted by: Vengeance
......

I don't think guppies have tits.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (UjdFS)

Fish head lacks cannons.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (55kM1)

129 >>>Meanwhile, the GOP has run zero ads against her, because they want her to win.

A risky strategy.
President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: No Name Today at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (8mulE)

130 127 Will someone please back-test all the b.s. predictions from the betting markets so we can be done with quoting the betting markets?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (JvZF+)

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"Sure, you can bring up examples of the betting markets being wrong left and right, but if you look at this one it's actually spot on. Besides, it's just prima facie better than polling, which is bullshit."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (R/W/5)

131 I'm thinking she loses and the MI terrorist wins. But I wouldn't be entirely shocked if they both win.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:33 PM (8KLEK)
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Abdul the al-Qaeda guy will lose by ten points. Maybe more. Hong too.

Michigan Dems only nominated him by 15,000 votes, thanks to three muslim dominated towns. He got swamped in counties won/lost. Immediately after winning he threatened his opponent and demeaned the Democrats who didn't vote for him. His appeal will be further diluted when he faces a Republican, albeit a deep state Republican, who is well known and inoffensive. I'm no election analyst but this looks like a GOP pick up to me, barring some disaster.

I'm more worried about North Carolina.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (dtxyT)

132 129 >>>Meanwhile, the GOP has run zero ads against her, because they want her to win.

A risky strategy.
President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: No Name Today at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (8mulE)

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Why would the GOP spend ad money against her during the Democrat primary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (R/W/5)

133
Trump: Evil pedophile

DSA: Enlightened minor-attracted people

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (O0L8i)

134 I think R's hold both houses but the "story" becomes the breakthrough youth, energy and message of the DSA. Needed to take on the establishment of both parties. Etc etc.

But I wouldn't bet on it. Republicans tend to fuckin TRY to lose.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:48 PM (8KLEK)

135 You don't see a lot of popeyed Asians. Her parents cousins?

Posted by: Bang! Ding! Ow! at August 11, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)

136 Will someone please back-test all the b.s. predictions from the betting markets so we can be done with quoting the betting markets?"

Nah. Gotta get a cut of the vig...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 12:48 PM (XuXeR)

137 124 Trump should just just "surreptitiously" start using his own jet, and send a body double trained to heap Trump-style abuse on the press, so they won't know any different, and then send it exclusively along flight paths over Muslim countries, and leave it poorly secured at airports, and so on, til nature takes its course.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)

I'd feel bad if anything happened to the body-double.
But aside from that - great!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 12:48 PM (Sco7b)

138 1 Open channel D
Posted by: Open Channel D at August 11, 2026 12:23 PM (gYnrv)
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Wrong Channel

Posted by: The B-52s at August 11, 2026 12:49 PM (JvZF+)

139 What sane Korean names their kid "Francesca"?

Nice little tidbit about Red Guard Barbie:

"In a 2023 interview, Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder."

Awesome! A mentally ill, unstable commie. Just the kind of person you want as governor of your state!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

140
Jake Tapper has been pining for a Harrison Ford/Air Force One movie reenactment. He's been practicing.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 12:49 PM (OkYzo)

141 OUT (for now): We need to give blacks space to riot!

IN: We need to give adults, including unionized teachers, space to engage in courses of conduct, patterns of behavior, or a series of acts with the intention to condition, seduce, solicit, lure, or entice a child into sexual activity or pornography!school!

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 12:49 PM (5rh/l)

142 115 It doesn't matter.

We lost the elections in February when Goode and Pretti died and then Trump stopped all immigration enforcement.

And then we lost again in June when Mullin stopped all immigration enforcement (which was already stopped) because he changed the requirements on emergency car stops (which was reverse in a day).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You know sir that you are a real black piller about doomer posts.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)

143 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.
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Might be my favorite tweet of 2026, so far.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:50 PM (dtxyT)

144 No, the basis of feminism is not " I regret f'ing that guy." I thought this woman had a good take on it and in case anyone actually reads it,
unlike her, I have never dated women, and she's now been married to a man -as I have-for some time . It ( feminism) seems to have progressed from qualified women should be able to have to same jobs men do to " women are better than men." And no, I completely reject the idea that women are better than men. Each sex has its strengths and in a good relationship are intended to complement each other.

https://tinyurl.com/798b69ez

And no, I don't want to argue about it. 🙂

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (+kigi)

145 Guppies do live birth, maybe they have teats too.

Posted by: Chang's Fish Market at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (JM9I6)

146 Bigotry everywhere you look.

Royce White
@Highway_30
I’ve been misgendered and dead named by the Democrats for days now… This is what hate looks like boo boo. You really need to do some soul searching and figure out why you’re still living in cis gender bigotry. Black Trans Lives Matter! We have always mattered, we will always matter. If you don’t refer to me as kweeeen, you hate Black women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (ndZc7)

147 @TMZ
🚨 Rep. Lauren Boebert's son Tyler arrested on child sexual exploitation charges.
Exclusive details: tmz.me/4cwsTie

Posted by: the Trump Curse at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (88C+u)

148 Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (dtxyT)

Never underestimate the GOP. Or the stupidity of the public. Or the methods of the cheat which I think put the terrorist over the top. I think the polling intentionally shows him blowing the opponent out so no one would question the close result.

Trump may have made us temporarily forget some of these things.....

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (8KLEK)

149 ...Immediately after winning he threatened his opponent and demeaned the Democrats who didn't vote for him.
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Well Muslim Arab, so...

That is how they say "Thank you"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (JvZF+)

150 136 Will someone please back-test all the b.s. predictions from the betting markets so we can be done with quoting the betting markets?"

Nah. Gotta get a cut of the vig...
Posted by: man

Eh, gambling and manipulating the odds are all what our civilization has come to. Gambling is a tax on idiots that cannot do probabilities.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

151 Even if she loses, she moves the Overton window to the left. By a lot.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (gb7Bj)

152 That was Minnesota, wasn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:29 PM (R/W/5)

Surely you jest.
--Fighting Bob La Follette

Posted by: No Name Today at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (8mulE)

153 ShowED

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (8KLEK)

154 131 I'm more worried about North Carolina.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (dtxyT)

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Everyone assumes Cooper is the favorite for a couple of reasons.

He's a former governor who left office 2 years ago who is running in an open seat, so he's effectively an incumbent. His name recognition is through the roof.

But everything else beyond that tells a different story.

The last time he won election was 2020. There were 400,000 more registered Democrats than Republicans in the state. Now, there are 10,000 more Republicans than Democrats. He won that race by 250,000 votes.

That alone should tell people that this is, at best, toss up territory.

But, polling, right? Look back at the 2020 polling of the NC senate race. Cunningham was running away with it, until he lost to Tillis in the actual election. Senate polling in general sucks (avg. movement of 7 points to the GOP from summer to election day over the past few cycles).

On top of that, Cooper left office with a couple of major issues (Helene response and something that's built up since, his soft on crime policies which led to Iryna's death).

In addition, we've seen "popular" governors of the wrong party lose federal statewide races even when still considered popular because they are of the wrong party. Think of Larry Hogan going from popular MD governor to losing by double digits in the Senate race just in 2024.

I really think Cooper is the actual underdog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (R/W/5)

155 She will lose. So will the muzzle from Michigan. Republicans keep the house and increase their majority in the senate.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2026 12:52 PM (u73oe)

156 > In a 2023 interview, Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

Voluntary or involuntary?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 12:52 PM (mkw2N)

157 142 You know sir that you are a real black piller about doomer posts.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)

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Democrats can cheat to the moon, which is why they threw the 2024 election on purpose just to get us off the scent!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:52 PM (R/W/5)

158 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.
================
Might be my favorite tweet of 2026, so far.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:50 PM (dtxyT)

Tapper was shitting his pants like a Biden…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 12:53 PM (zEBE+)

159 Why would the GOP spend ad money against her during the Democrat primary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (R/W/5)

The point I was making was that the Dems wanted Trump to win the GOP primary (the first time) because they thought they could beat him easy.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 11, 2026 12:53 PM (8mulE)

160 I really regret fucking that guy.
Posted by: The Basis of all 'Feminism' at August 11, 2026 12:34 PM


Close. It's "I really regret my mother fucking that guy".

The Democrats are daddy issues all the way down. This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

161 If you don’t refer to me as kweeeen, you hate Black women.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (ndZc7)
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Your offer is ACCEPTED

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 12:53 PM (JvZF+)

162 What sane Korean names their kid "Francesca"?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at

I think Koreans do the same thing that Jews do. They give their kids a Korean name and an English name, much like Jews have a Hebrew name and an English name (which can be the same name if it's a Hebrew name that has been borrowed into English).

I think "Francesca" is a lovely name, by the way. Shame it has to be borne by such a loon.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

163 Democrats can cheat to the moon, which is why they threw the 2024 election on purpose just to get us off the scent!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Biden would have won if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog.

Posted by: A Democrat at August 11, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

164 In a 2023 interview, Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

Voluntary or involuntary?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 12:52 PM (mkw2N)
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Unknown. But apparently this was serious shit ... she was cutting herself. Bitch is loco.

We got this seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

165
Good morning, all.

Late to the thread, but I have the answer to all those very pertinent questions about Woke 1.0.

"I think it's time to move on..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 12:55 PM (mmrXZ)

166 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.
====

It moved, Jake. It moved.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 12:55 PM (JvZF+)

167 Well good; I'll just note down North Carolina as a GOP seat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:55 PM (dtxyT)

168
And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

No great loss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 12:55 PM (O0L8i)

169 Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

Never trust a crazy Hong with bulging eyes.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

170 The woman who was driving drunk and killed a bride on her wedding day speaks.

https://tinyurl.com/57fjnzur

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

171 Tapper was shitting his pants like a Biden…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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But now, Tapper is strutting as if he was a combat veteran like Brian Williams and Hillary.

He is mistaken, his highest and best use of himself is to be a crash test dummy.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

172 Jake Tapper is doing everything to deflect from his starring role in My Diner with Fauci.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 12:56 PM (NFRf7)

173 I think the deck is sufficiently stacked against Republicans in '26 that Democrats think they can just run any freak in these races and walk away with wins for the worst of their worst Commie scum.

They're likely correct in Maine or Wisconsin. Talarico seems to be a pretty big stretch though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 12:56 PM (BI5O2)

174 "And no, I don't want to argue about it."

It's a good article, Fen, but I've got a bone to pick about this one sentence:

"I just don’t believe equality requires resenting men, denying biology, or pretending civilization remains trapped in 1954."

I can't think of a better year in which to trap civilization than 1954. So there

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

175 You know Ace sometimes has used the analogy of the poisoned tree frog that is brightly colored as a warning to predators. But this is the first time I've ever seen a politician that looks like an actual tree frog.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 11, 2026 12:56 PM (wGerL)

176 Royce White
@Highway_30
I’ve been misgendered and dead named by the Democrats for days now… This is what hate looks like boo boo. You really need to do some soul searching and figure out why you’re still living in cis gender bigotry. Black Trans Lives Matter! We have always mattered, we will always matter. If you don’t refer to me as kweeeen, you hate Black women.


Him and Enes Canter are awesome, and I think there's a third black former NBA player that's announced for the WNBA draft now. I need to go to Sams and get the really big popcorn.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

177 The SAVE Act is meaningless window dressing since 2024 proved Democrats can't cheat anymore. My God, if you're gonna be something don't be fucking obtuse.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:57 PM (8KLEK)

178 I think Koreans do the same thing that Jews do. They give their kids a Korean name and an English name, much like Jews have a Hebrew name and an English name (which can be the same name if it's a Hebrew name that has been borrowed into English)

There are secret joo names!?
Wait till Cucker Tarlson unravels this conspiracy.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 12:57 PM (55kM1)

179 Hong Kong Screwy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 12:57 PM (mkk/2)

180
In a 2023 interview, Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

The Teen Commissar, Lina Hidalgo, Harris County Judge, is also a wacko and has been hospitalized a few times. Government by Your Crazy Girlfriend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 12:57 PM (O0L8i)

181 Is it really true this crazy bitch is comfortably leading in the polls?

Wisconsin is not some deep blue state, Trump won the state twice (and 3 times most likely)

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 12:57 PM (SiuMX)

182 181 Is it really true this crazy bitch is comfortably leading in the polls?

Wisconsin is not some deep blue state, Trump won the state twice (and 3 times most likely)

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 12:57 PM (SiuMX)

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She's barely winning Democrat primary polling.

Not much general election polling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:58 PM (R/W/5)

183 What sane Korean names their kid "Francesca"?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at

I think Koreans do the same thing that Jews do. They give their kids a Korean name and an English name, much like Jews have a Hebrew name and an English name (which can be the same name if it's a Hebrew name that has been borrowed into English).

I think "Francesca" is a lovely name, by the way. Shame it has to be borne by such a loon.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)
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Yea, but "Francesca" is so ethnically Italian that its weird to give that name to a Korean girl. It would be like an Italian family naming their daughter "Ha-yoon."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

184 I can't think of a better year in which to trap civilization than 1954. So there
Posted by: gp
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The moving finger writes; and having writ, moves on

We can't get there from here in essence.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

185 My stand on the prospect of Hong tits reveal: if she shows em, I'll give em a look. We men are pigs.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

186 Do the Democrats who have always run as "progressives' but were actually just corrupt corporatists realize they have lost their party to true-believer Maoists?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (gb7Bj)

187 Jackson from Maine has a few vids out trying to portray him as just a working guy. To me they make him look like the annoying guy at the bar who won't shut up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (NFRf7)

188 Hong twice if you like kiddie rape

Posted by: Bumper Sticker at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (qUkBO)

189 Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

Which is totally why she should be handed the levers of power.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (fl7uu)

190 Does Holy Cross regret naming their science complex after Fauci? If they don't today, they will after more text messages and diary entries are released.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (dtxyT)

191 The SAVE Act is meaningless window dressing since 2024 proved Democrats can't cheat anymore. My God, if you're gonna be something don't be fucking obtuse.

I assume you're being sarcastic? The "most extensive fraud machine in history" hasn't gone anywhere. We'll find out this November how much oil it's leaking though.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

192 151 Even if she loses, she moves the Overton window to the left. By a lot.

Yes, but it which direction?

BTW, AOC has been boning up (I wish) so as to appear less imbecilic. She references the Overton Window in this clip, as she discusses why the positions she adopted way, way back in 2020 were so bat-feces insane. You know, because one can't be held responsible for one's positions taken when one was a yoot. (caution, link is to a tweet by Sean Hannity)

https://tinyurl.com/mvjytbv2

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

193 I can't think of a better year in which to trap civilization than 1954. So there
Posted by: gp

Art Linkletter's House Party!

Posted by: Queen For A Day! at August 11, 2026 01:00 PM (JM9I6)

194 Look, those old tweets? I was just trying to be Keith Olbermann. You know, a sports guy who thinks he knows everything, but in reality is just a fucking retard. But now I'm trying to win a statewide election and its hard to win one of those when you're a fucking retard.
Although if I move to California...

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 11, 2026 01:00 PM (avzFa)

195
I had a gf who went crazy on me. Cut herself up. Once I had to stop her from committing suicide, though I'm not sure how serious she was. No fun. People like that should be pitied and helped, not put in charge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 01:00 PM (O0L8i)

196 Buried lede:
Why didn't Wisconsin already have a law about "corruption of minors"? (Also known as "contributing to the delinquency of a minor.") Back in the day, it was used to convict groomers, folks who bought a 14yo beer, or even providing pornography to children.

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 01:00 PM (kU0PQ)

197 Also it's very easy to forget how much easier it is to cheat when Republicans are in on it.

But of course that kind of thing never happens. That's why they fought so hard regarding 2020, stood up for J6, and didn't remotely try to pretend the cheat didn't happen.

If you're gonna hold two contradictory thoughts in your head AND be a dick, at least know what those thoughts are.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (8KLEK)

198 162 What sane Korean names their kid "Francesca"?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at

I think Koreans do the same thing that Jews do. They give their kids a Korean name and an English name, much like Jews have a Hebrew name and an English name (which can be the same name if it's a Hebrew name that has been borrowed into English).

I think "Francesca" is a lovely name, by the way. Shame it has to be borne by such a loon.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)


I have experience with the children of Asian immigrants, as someone who grew up among them, and now work among them, to the extent that more often than not the "minority" was/is me the tall White kid/middle aged guy now.

It seemed that their parents went through a list of Anglicized first names and they started with "A". SO I had many peers named Abel, Adele, Andrew, Alvin, Amy, Annie, Arthur, and you get the idea.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (8eKlU)

199 But this is the first time I've ever seen a politician that looks like an actual tree frog.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 11, 2026 12:56 PM (wGerL)

That prompted my tits on a frog illustration.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (dK+Kv)

200 to appear less imbecilic. She references the Overton Window in this clip, as she discusses why the positions she adopted way, way back in 2020 were so bat-feces insane


Wow 6 years ago ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (ejzvi)

201 191
I assume you're being sarcastic? The "most extensive fraud machine in history" hasn't gone anywhere. We'll find out this November how much oil it's leaking though.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

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The only thing it needed to stop in 2024 was slight, outside pushback from the RNC.

Since, the DOJ has been put in antagonistic to Democrat hands, in particular the Civil Rights Division under Harmeet Dhillon.

Democrats will cheat again, for sure.

They cannot cheat at the same levels as 2020 or 2022 again. The can't cheat at the same levels as 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (R/W/5)

202 Will someone please back-test all the b.s. predictions from the betting markets so we can be done with quoting the betting markets?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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AI summary of two contradictory Vandy studies of the 24 election:

A July 2025 study found that Polymarket significantly outperformed traditional polling. It found that Polymarket’s Wisdom of the Crowds approach was more accurate and dynamically responsive to real-world events, particularly in key swing states like Arizona, Georgia, and Pennsylvania. The study suggested that betting markets provided superior predictive power for the 2024 election outcome compared to conventional poll aggregators.

Conversely, a December 2025 study found that higher trading volume does not guarantee accuracy. Analyzing over 2,500 contracts they found that PredictIt was the most accurate, while Polymarket was the least accurate despite having the highest volume. The researchers attributed Polymarket’s lower accuracy to herd behavior and market manipulation (such as the "French Whale" phenomenon), suggesting that its massive liquidity introduced "noise" rather than signal.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (XvL8K)

203 >Royce White
@Highway_30
I’ve been misgendered and dead named by the Democrats for days now… This is what hate looks like boo boo.
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This guy gets it. Hoist the retards on their own petard.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 11, 2026 01:02 PM (GTqXr)

204 The Teen Commissar, Lina Hidalgo, Harris County Judge, is also a wacko and has been hospitalized a few times. Government by Your Crazy Girlfriend.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 12:57 PM (O0L8i)
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So glad you mentioned her. If she lived in any blue state (rather than Texas), the Propaganda Press would be calling her their great election hope. The fact that she doesn't try for state-wide office tells you plenty.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 01:02 PM (dtxyT)

205 Michigan Dems only nominated him by 15,000 votes, thanks to three muslim dominated towns. He got swamped in counties won/lost. Immediately after winning he threatened his opponent and demeaned the Democrats who didn't vote for him. His appeal will be further diluted when he faces a Republican, albeit a deep state Republican, who is well known and inoffensive. I'm no election analyst but this looks like a GOP pick up to me, barring some disaster.

I'm more worried about North Carolina.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 12:47 PM (dtxyT)

No no. You're forgetting about the university towns. They also voted overwhelmingly for him.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 01:02 PM (N1tpc)

206 So past 100... waiting for windshield repair guy. Text from company asks that I "remove all weapons, needles, and chemicals from the vehicle"

Que? "Needles"?

That many heroine addicts getting busted windshields?
No chemicals either?

*shrugs

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 01:02 PM (XuXeR)

207 Yea, but "Francesca" is so ethnically Italian that its weird to give that name to a Korean girl. It would be like an Italian family naming their daughter "Ha-yoon."
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They should what some folks do: make up or misspell names.

Posted by: Anfernee LaKwando Jackson at August 11, 2026 01:02 PM (qUkBO)

208 85% of Asian women have a flat ass, which is why I won't vote for them.

Posted by: Grabbit and Hyde at August 11, 2026 01:03 PM (JM9I6)

209 "I have experience with the children of Asian immigrants"

I grew up with the kids of Nisei Japanese in Chicago. They all had American first names. Fine people.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

210 197 Also it's very easy to forget how much easier it is to cheat when Republicans are in on it.

But of course that kind of thing never happens. That's why they fought so hard regarding 2020, stood up for J6, and didn't remotely try to pretend the cheat didn't happen.

If you're gonna hold two contradictory thoughts in your head AND be a dick, at least know what those thoughts are.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (8KLEK)

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You see, you just don't understand my view on this stuff.

Yes, the GOP tanked 2020 on purpose. I hold to that belief.

I also hold that the GOP fought for 2024.

And I see no reason to think that the GOP that tanked 2020 still exists, especially after the RNC changed hands in 2024 and a machine was built to fight election cheating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:03 PM (R/W/5)

211 Well now the entire state of Wisconsin can play bit parts in her psychodrama.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 01:03 PM (JvZF+)

212 She doesn't have cannons like these, the little asian fishhead

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 01:04 PM (anL5R)

213 It would be like an Italian family naming their daughter "Ha-yoon."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)


What's so odd about that?

Posted by: Ha-yoon Castafiore at August 11, 2026 01:04 PM (LSV6F)

214 208 85% of Asian women have a flat ass, which is why I won't vote for them.
Posted by: Grabbit and Hyde at August 11, 2026 01:03 PM (JM9I6)




Oh, but they are SO petite and SO cute all too often. As for boobage, it is not size per se, but rather proportion to frame. C Cups on a petite Asian lady look great!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:04 PM (8eKlU)

215 Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

I was being a tiny bit sarcastic, yes. I thought I saw it said that Democrats can't cheat anymore and 2024 proved it.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:04 PM (8KLEK)

216 176 Royce White
@Highway_30
I’ve been misgendered and dead named by the Democrats for days now… This is what hate looks like boo boo. You really need to do some soul searching and figure out why you’re still living in cis gender bigotry. Black Trans Lives Matter! We have always mattered, we will always matter. If you don’t refer to me as kweeeen, you hate Black women.

Him and Enes Canter are awesome, and I think there's a third black former NBA player that's announced for the WNBA draft now. I need to go to Sams and get the really big popcorn.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)


Bet on it: The WNBA and its masters, the NBA team owners, are working hard to come up with a PR strategy to make the WNBA and what they'll call 'true transgender' fake-women the victims on this. The media will sell this ploy as hard as they can.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 01:04 PM (5rh/l)

217 I had a gf who went crazy on me. Cut herself up. Once I had to stop her from committing suicide, though I'm not sure how serious she was. No fun. People like that should be pitied and helped, not put in charge.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 01:00 PM (O0L8i)
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My theory (which is based on some experience in my pro bono work) is that those who are truly serious about suicide just go ahead and do it, and can't be stopped. They just sneak out one night and jump in front of a subway (this actually happened to a kid I knew back in the day).

The rest do it 99% for attention. We had girls -- it's usually girls -- "attempt" suicide multiple times, over and over, and even went so far as to cut themselves. But each time, they almost carefully chose the time and place so that others could intervene.

But who knows? Maybe one day these attention-seekers eventually go all the way.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

218 215 Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

I was being a tiny bit sarcastic, yes. I thought I saw it said that Democrats can't cheat anymore and 2024 proved it.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:04 PM (8KLEK)

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Who said that Democrats can't cheat anymore?

Got a quote?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:05 PM (R/W/5)

219 The Teen Commissar, Lina Hidalgo, Harris County Judge, is also a wacko and has been hospitalized a few times"

You can thank us later.

/ the Bushes

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 01:05 PM (XuXeR)

220 BTW, AOC has been boning up (I wish) so as to appear less imbecilic. She references the Overton Window in this clip, as she discusses why the positions she adopted way, way back in 2020 were so bat-feces insane. You know, because one can't be held responsible for one's positions taken when one was a yoot. (caution, link is to a tweet by Sean Hannity)

https://tinyurl.com/mvjytbv2
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

Bitch probably thinks the Overton Window is a literal window. "Get Overton on the line. I need one of those windows." Been on hold with some manufacturing outfit since yesterday afternoon.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 01:05 PM (55kM1)

221 I change my mind, Hong is evil whack-a-doodle.

"Honk for Hong Honkey!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 01:06 PM (2GVsD)

222 197 Also it's very easy to forget how much easier it is to cheat when Republicans are in on it.

But of course that kind of thing never happens. That's why they fought so hard regarding 2020, stood up for J6, and didn't remotely try to pretend the cheat didn't happen.

If you're gonna hold two contradictory thoughts in your head AND be a dick, at least know what those thoughts are.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (8KLEK)




Oh really now? Does Liz Cheney and her ilk ring a bell?

The reality is that the GOP Establishment was all too happy to stab Trump in the back.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:06 PM (8eKlU)

223 > Also known as "contributing to the delinquency of a minor."

I had a coworker at Microsoft one day start ranting about some law that was unconstitutionally vague and how it's designed to be used as a tool to incarcerate anyone the police want to harass.

I asked a couple of follow up questions. He was talking about contributing to the delinquency of a minor. I started avoiding that guy whenever I could.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 01:06 PM (mkw2N)

224 I beg of you, watch the 30 min video of Megan Romer on the New Yorker podcast. She literally has no idea what she's talking about. She's the chair of the DSA.

1. Israel deserved 10/7. What did they think would happen?
2. Ukraine needs more diplomacy.
3. Working class is anyone who gets a paycheck.
4. Defund the police means defund the police but not defund the police but also defund the police.
5. Open borders means anyone can come to America at anytime for any reason and should get free healthcare, housing, food, etc.
6. Cuba is a socialist paradise but America has cocked it up for them. Bad America!
7. Hamas is anti-gay because they are oppressed. Otherwise it would be pride month, every month.
8. Seizing the means of production is the goal
9. Hamas was right and morally good for killing Israelis. But not so sure about the non combatants. But what do you expect? Omelets/eggs.
10. Take all the billionaire money. Not sure about millionaires. Never really thought about that.

Posted by: MJ at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (XOmY9)

225 56 "That was Minnesota, wasn't it?" Fighting Bob LaFollette of Wisconsin. MN and WI have similar founding stock of toxically altruistic white folx.

Wisconsin has more Poles & Germans--a bit more grounded type of progressive. Minnesota has the Swedes & Norwegians--more idealistic socialist types.

Both are near 50/50 states though. Minnesota just is just tilted 2 or 3 points more to the Democrats right now.

Posted by: Dave at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (sbsMc)

226 But of course that kind of thing never happens. That's why they fought so hard regarding 2020, stood up for J6, and didn't remotely try to pretend the cheat didn't happen.

One thing that can't be stressed enough...

In 2000 the Dems accused the Republicans of stealing the election in FL. The FL state government made the actual ballots available along with all the election data and the left spent month forensically going through the ballots to in the end find Shrub's vote count had been undercounted by a few ballots. No fraud.

In 2020 the Reps accused the Dems of stealing the election in the 6 states that stopped counting because of a leaky sink in Atlanta. The Dems then arrest and cancelled anyone they could repeating the claims, hid and later burned the ballots, and hid every piece of information they could

Now the Rep actions after 2000 show a group of people that know the election was above board...so what do the Dem actions in 2020 show?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

227 Lorna Hajdini cannons; real or AI?
https://tinyurl.com/332u7uru

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (Jr5Lq)

228 It seemed that their parents went through a list of Anglicized first names and they started with "A". SO I had many peers named Abel, Adele, Andrew, Alvin, Amy, Annie, Arthur, and you get the idea.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (8eKlU)

I taught after school English in South Korea. A lot of kids ended up picking their own names. My co-worker just gave a few names.

There was a girl on the internet who made some pretty nice money a while back giving Chinese kids English names. Good for her. Smart idea.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (Sco7b)

229 222 Oh really now? Does Liz Cheney and her ilk ring a bell?

The reality is that the GOP Establishment was all too happy to stab Trump in the back.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:06 PM (8eKlU)

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Surely there have been changes in the makeup of the Republican party at the elected level and in management of key party organizations like the RNC since 2020?

Surely there was a news story about the woman who ran the RNC in 2020, Ronna McDaniel, getting fired in 2024 and replaced by Lara Trump and Michael Whatley?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (R/W/5)

230 So Hong is nuts
Hong: Wisconsiners will be required to change their underwear 3x per day. And to prove they are doing it they will be required to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (NFRf7)

231 "In a 2023 interview, Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder."

Awesome! A mentally ill, unstable commie. Just the kind of person you want as governor of your state!
Posted by: Elric The Blade


This will absolutely lock in the young single white woman vote.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (GUOwU)

232 I think Democrats in 2024 just weren't feeling it for Kamala and didn't want to put in the effort it would take to flip the swing states for her.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (OwJul)

233 Wisconsin is full of retarded drunkards.

They are losers that still think the greatest virtue is "not being racist", just like the people here at AoS.

If they realized that racism is a survival mechanism, you might be able to defeat the commie, but instead all these drunken Sconies will elect this Chink.

Posted by: Wisconsin Retards at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (Gu+Fi)

234 Bipolar disorder is a lifelong mental health condition that causes extreme shifts in mood, energy, activity levels, and concentration.
Sum Ting Wong with Hong.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS)

235 That many heroine addicts getting busted windshields?
No chemicals either?

*shrugs

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 01:02 PM (XuXeR)

Make sure to remove all the monohydrogen-dioxide.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:08 PM (dK+Kv)

236 215 Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

I was being a tiny bit sarcastic, yes. I thought I saw it said that Democrats can't cheat anymore and 2024 proved it.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:04 PM (8KLEK)




Oh darn, Poe's Law, my bad. I get you.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:08 PM (8eKlU)

237 How do we come out of this nosedive into madness? Must we crash and burn?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 01:08 PM (7s9Qe)

238 >>they make him look like the annoying guy at the bar who won't shut up

We have one like that here most days.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 01:08 PM (J4Dwc)

239 86 White liberal Female governors have destroyed every state where they have been elected. MA, NY, NJ, VA. Etc.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 12:38 PM (XJzAV)
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Women in government are, more often than not, complete disasters regardless of their political affiliation.

The AWFULs are of course more odious than the rest, but trying to pick out any woman in government where you can say "She is definitely a net asset to that state/court/congress/etc." is an exercise in futility. Margaret Thatcher comes to mind, but then who else? Even the women on "our side" are mostly attention-seeking loons with weird sexual kinks and perversions.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 01:08 PM (oqH4h)

240 I really think Cooper is the actual underdog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (R/W/5)
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If Whately runs a Jesse Helms style ad campaign, he should win comfortably.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2026 01:08 PM (rj6Yv)

241 3. Working class is anyone who gets a paycheck.

I know leftists making strong 6 figures that live in multimillion dollar mansions. They tell me they are middle or working class. And "the rich" need to be soaked with taxes.

Now I also know leftists making below 80K which is more in line with working class. They also believe we need to soak the rich and they'd include those leftists making 6 figures.

Its almost comical really.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

242 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:03 PM (R/W/5)

There might be a lot I don't understand about you. You've been getting a little free with your swipes lately. I treat you with respect and have considered us "good". If that's going in the past, I'm good with that too.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:09 PM (8KLEK)

243 I think "Francesca" is a lovely name, by the way. Shame it has to be borne by such a loon.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

I have experience with the children of Asian immigrants, as someone who grew up among them, and now work among them, to the extent that more often than not the "minority" was/is me the tall White kid/middle aged guy now.

It seemed that their parents went through a list of Anglicized first names and they started with "A". SO I had many peers named Abel, Adele, Andrew, Alvin, Amy, Annie, Arthur, and you get the idea.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:01 PM (8eKlU)
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Same here, but in my experience the Americanized name is close phonetically to the Asian name. So a girl I knew from Taiwan named "Yian" had an American name "Diane."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

244 240 I really think Cooper is the actual underdog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:51 PM (R/W/5)
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If Whately runs a Jesse Helms style ad campaign, he should win comfortably.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2026 01:08 PM (rj6Yv)

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Whatley's doing some stuff now. It's mostly just designed to get his name up.

There are attack ads against Cooper running as well. I've gotten a few mailers about Cooper letting criminals loose.

I haven't actually seen any Cooper ads at all.

But, we're still early. It's August.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:09 PM (R/W/5)

245 Bitch probably thinks the Overton Window is a literal window. "Get Overton on the line. I need one of those windows." Been on hold with some manufacturing outfit since yesterday afternoon.

She thinks Overton is a town in Iowa, like Pella.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

246 Well the FNM never talked about the daddy issues and told the world that the evil Rs would just use his middle name to oppose him in the election; but the U.S. elected Barky, serious daddy issues, Hussein Obama less than 10 years after 9/11. So I fully beleive that AFWLs are likely to vote for Hong. "we cant hold past mental illness against someone"

The daddy issues and his commie beliefs were my top reasons to vote for the crappy RNC candidate both times against Barky, but the islamic stuff was a 3rd red flag.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (PV+Zw)

247 242 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:03 PM (R/W/5)

There might be a lot I don't understand about you. You've been getting a little free with your swipes lately. I treat you with respect and have considered us "good". If that's going in the past, I'm good with that too.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:09 PM (8KLEK)

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In that post you responded to, please identify the point where I insult you.

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (R/W/5)

248 My concern regarding cheating is almost exclusively the huge increase in mail in voting nationwide over the last 10 years. This was a rounding error 15 or so years ago.

Even "valid" voting this way is a form of cheating imo where you have ballot harvesting over long time periods. Democrats have always had an advantage at boots on the ground with all their public sector unions as foot soldiers.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (E5QyP)

249 > 85% of Asian women have a flat ass, which is why I won't vote for them.

They really lost the genetic lottery there. Hilariously, most of them have amazing calves. Asian women that never work on their calves, and do all the booty guru workout moves (squats, RDLs, split squats, hip thrusts, etc) have massive, muscular calves, and saggy, flat butt-cheeks.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (mkw2N)

250 "Wisconsin is full of retarded drunkards."

In WI, if you don't earn at least three DUIs every ten years, they yank your drivers license.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (Jr5Lq)

251 Posted by: MJ at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (XOmY9)
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Good summary, except to add people will be lots happier not owning their houses any more.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (9bQjB)

252 You don't see a lot of popeyed Asians. Her parents cousins?
Posted by: Bang! Ding! Ow! at August 11, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)


Someone found the password to her internet connected anal sex toy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

253 I think Democrats in 2024 just weren't feeling it for Kamala and didn't want to put in the effort it would take to flip the swing states for her.

Yeah, but they're totally behind her now!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

254 We have Mr. Rogers Windows here, and Renuzit by Andersen, but no Overton Window.

Posted by: Savvy Shopper at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (JM9I6)

255 The AWFULs are of course more odious than the rest, but trying to pick out any woman in government where you can say "She is definitely a net asset to that state/court/congress/etc." is an exercise in futility. Margaret Thatcher comes to mind, but then who else? Even the women on "our side" are mostly attention-seeking loons with weird sexual kinks and perversions.

I do like Marsha Blackburn and Anna Paulina Luna but in the aggregate Republican women have not covered themselves in glory

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

256 248 My concern regarding cheating is almost exclusively the huge increase in mail in voting nationwide over the last 10 years. This was a rounding error 15 or so years ago.

Even "valid" voting this way is a form of cheating imo where you have ballot harvesting over long time periods. Democrats have always had an advantage at boots on the ground with all their public sector unions as foot soldiers.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (E5QyP)

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Mail in voting has pulled back significantly since 2020 and 2022.

Many of the laws that made easier mail in voting have been repealed.

There are exceptions, like CA went all mail in voting making that statewide something of a lost cause, but mail in voting got a whole lot tighter in the last few years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (R/W/5)

257 [io]Same here, but in my experience the Americanized name is close phonetically to the Asian name. So a girl I knew from Taiwan named "Yian" had an American name "Diane."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)


That too, if there was a phonetic "sound alike" (homonym?) to the Chinese/Korean/Vietnamese first name.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:12 PM (8eKlU)

258 to manipulate a 13-year-old girl into watching gladiator movies with him.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 01:12 PM (RrZIx)

259 253 I think Democrats in 2024 just weren't feeling it for Kamala and didn't want to put in the effort it would take to flip the swing states for her.

Yeah, but they're totally behind her now!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

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"We could steal this and put a dumb figurehead who can't really talk, but nah,...just not feeling it."
-2020?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:12 PM (R/W/5)

260 Women in government are, more often than not, complete disasters regardless of their political affiliation.

The AWFULs are of course more odious than the rest, but trying to pick out any woman in government where you can say "She is definitely a net asset to that state/court/congress/etc." is an exercise in futility. Margaret Thatcher comes to mind, but then who else? Even the women on "our side" are mostly attention-seeking loons with weird sexual kinks and perversions.


Sakae Takaichi
Georgia Meloni

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:13 PM (Riz8t)

261 Women in government are, more often than not, complete disasters regardless of their political affiliation.

One of the most consistent poll results of the last 50 years is that everyone, including women, hates having a woman as a boss. There are a few exceptions, but they're exceptions.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 01:13 PM (2ocoG)

262 I think Democrats in 2024 just weren't feeling it for Kamala and didn't want to put in the effort it would take to flip the swing states for her.

I'd argue it is two things:

Kamala got way fewer real votes then Biden
The Republicans learned a little after 2020 and so there were more security measures in place making fraud harder

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

263 My TSLA stock up up 6.5%.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)

264 179 Hong Kong Screwy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 12:57 PM (mkk/2)

Now that's funny.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 11, 2026 01:14 PM (wtvvX)

265 "In a 2023 interview, Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder."

Awesome! A mentally ill, unstable commie. Just the kind of person you want as governor of your state!
Posted by: Elric The Blade


This will absolutely lock in the young single white woman vote.
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2026 01:07 PM (GUOwU)
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Depends. White women aren't really excited about voting for Koreans in the way it gives them a thrill to vote for blacks or latinos. Voting for a successful dominant minority (Asians) doesn't tingle their white guilt g-spot like playing White Savior for a black candidate.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

266 Georgia Meloni

I've seen people claim on and off that Meloni is actually kind of squishy, but I haven't seen serious evidence.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)

267 262 I'd argue it is two things:

Kamala got way fewer real votes then Biden
The Republicans learned a little after 2020 and so there were more security measures in place making fraud harder

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

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Philadelphia tried to shut down ballot counting at about 10pm election night in 2024. They were going to repeat 2020.

The RNC sued and stopped that stoppage.

The difference was that the RNC actually tried in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:14 PM (R/W/5)

268 that post you responded to, please identify the point where I insult you.

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (R/W/5)

I have put my chip on the table. I don't appreciate your swipes, plural. You do with that what you will, and I will act accordingly.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:14 PM (8KLEK)

269 One of the most consistent poll results of the last 50 years is that everyone, including women, hates having a woman as a boss. There are a few exceptions, but they're exceptions.

I'd had female coworkers tell me the only reason they weren't promoted to manager is because they are women.

Who in turn tell me they hate their current manager because she is a woman.

Try to make sense of that

Personally I've had good and bad female managers, thought honestly more of my better managers were men

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

270 I haven't actually seen any Cooper ads at all.

But, we're still early. It's August.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:09 PM (R/W/5)
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The Dems are pushing Cooper's economic policies, not the Dem social engineering stuff. Cooper was also bad on 2A policy. The NC Senate and the General Assembly had to override his veto of the handgun purchase permit repeal.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2026 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)

271 I'd argue it is two things:

Kamala got way fewer real votes then Biden
The Republicans learned a little after 2020 and so there were more security measures in place making fraud harder


I agree with both of your points, but the question is WHY did she get so many fewer votes than Biden. One starts, of course, with the fact that Biden didn't get anything remotely like the number of votes he was credited with getting. Secondly, though, is that even Democrats, or at least some of them, have a limit beyond which they will not go, and Kamala was firmly over that line between competence and utter clownishness.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:16 PM (Riz8t)

272 I do like Marsha Blackburn and Anna Paulina Luna but in the aggregate Republican women have not covered themselves in glory
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

Darlene Graham doesn't seem insane.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 01:16 PM (7s9Qe)

273 White liberal Female governors have destroyed every state where they have been elected. MA, NY, NJ, VA. Etc.
Posted by: Vengeance

TX?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 01:17 PM (DZ9Lv)

274 Personally I've had good and bad female managers, thought honestly more of my better managers were men

Same. I had one really outstanding female manager about 20 years ago. Really smart, really savvy, and she drove a late 80s 911, back when they were cars for real (wo)men.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

275 "I've seen people claim on and off that Meloni is actually kind of squishy, but I haven't seen serious evidence."

I'd test the melons for squishiness. Up with Melonism!

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:17 PM (Jr5Lq)

276 268 that post you responded to, please identify the point where I insult you.

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (R/W/5)

I have put my chip on the table. I don't appreciate your swipes, plural. You do with that what you will, and I will act accordingly.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:14 PM (8KLEK)



Now now, Poe's Law happens. Sarcasm not translating on screen and all that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:17 PM (8eKlU)

277 266 Georgia Meloni

I've seen people claim on and off that Meloni is actually kind of squishy, but I haven't seen serious evidence.


The only thing I know of is that she didn't play ball with Trump about Iran. I don't know why, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:18 PM (Riz8t)

278 85% of Asian women have a flat ass, which is why I won't vote for them.

They really lost the genetic lottery there. Hilariously, most of them have amazing calves. Asian women that never work on their calves, and do all the booty guru workout moves (squats, RDLs, split squats, hip thrusts, etc) have massive, muscular calves, and saggy, flat butt-cheeks.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 01:10 PM (mkw2N)
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Really depends on ethnicity. "Han" Chinese tend to be slender with flat asses. Fantastic skin and hair though.

As you move your way through Japanese, Korean, and then to Vietnamese and Thai, the asses get substantially more Sir Mix-a-Lot.

I couldn't believe the bodies on Vietnamese women. They are tiny, but some are fucking STACKED.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

279 If a biracial son makes you uncomfortable, maybe you shouldn't have banged that cracker.
Posted by: Octochicken


You know that leftists can't comprehend second order consequences.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2026 01:18 PM (vJrRc)

280 White liberal Female governors have destroyed every state where they have been elected. MA, NY, NJ, VA. Etc.
Posted by: Vengeance

What white, male governor hasn't?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 01:18 PM (7s9Qe)

281 270 The Dems are pushing Cooper's economic policies, not the Dem social engineering stuff. Cooper was also bad on 2A policy. The NC Senate and the General Assembly had to override his veto of the handgun purchase permit repeal.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2026 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)

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I really think the base issue is that NC is more Republican than it was before, Mark Robinson's complete collapse in 2024 convinced everyone that NC is still a purple state (statewide-state level races tend to be far less purely partisan and open to character destruction having an effect).

The state has materially moved rightward over the last few years in terms of registrations and registered independents in NC have a long history of leaning hard to the right (not every state is like that).

Competitive senate races tend to drive turnout up statewide in the states that have them, helping them to reflect both overall PVI of the state and getting turnout to presidential election levels.

There is a far more likely chance that the NC senate race more closely reflects the 2024 presidential race, but everyone's acting like it's going to reflect the NC governor race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:19 PM (R/W/5)

282 One of the most consistent poll results of the last 50 years is that everyone, including women, hates having a woman as a boss. There are a few exceptions, but they're exceptions.
Posted by: Ian S.

I prefer women bosses. But then, I generally tend to get along better with women than men anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ)

283 I do like Marsha Blackburn and Anna Paulina Luna but in the aggregate Republican women have not covered themselves in glory
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

Darlene Graham doesn't seem insane.


One wonders if that is because she never sought political office before. IOW, she's not one of the mental cases for whom power in office is the only reason to get up in the morning.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

284 Georgia Meloni

I've seen people claim on and off that Meloni is actually kind of squishy, but I haven't seen serious evidence.

The only thing I know of is that she didn't play ball with Trump about Iran. I don't know why, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:18 PM (Riz8t)
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Italy is probably the most connected to Iran -- politically and economically -- of any Euro state. Italy is probably the biggest trade partner Iran has in Europe. Been that way for decades.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

285 Another retard went swimming in a Florida river, despite a posted 'no swimming sign' and was attacked by a gator.

This retard live, but lost an arm.

(Michelle Fields joke in coming?)

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 01:20 PM (J4Dwc)

286 even Democrats, or at least some of them, have a limit beyond which they will not go, and Kamala was firmly over that line between competence and utter clownishness.

I remember a small news item that popped up in early in the Biden junta - they sent Harris to Vietnam and they convinced her to go to a monument they had to John McCain...now this should have triggered anyone's skepticism...remember we were at war and McCain was an American airman.

So she went and gave a word salad speech in front of the statue which was in honor of Vietnam shooting down McCain and capturing him. America was embarrassed in a really stupid manner.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

287 I just don’t believe equality requires resenting men, denying biology, or pretending civilization remains trapped in 1954.

Could women not vote in 1954? Could they not work outside the home? Could they not hold office?

Equality would require that women surrender their advantages where they exist. Not too many feminists are eager to do that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

288 92 Francesca is nearly forty years old. When, if ever, will she become an adult?


she's female?

never

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 01:20 PM (j+aD2)

289 My theory (which is based on some experience in my pro bono work) is that those who are truly serious about suicide just go ahead and do it, and can't be stopped. They just sneak out one night and jump in front of a subway (this actually happened to a kid I knew back in the day).

I knew a girl who jumped off the GGB. I don't recall any big fanfare that she was going to do it. She just did it. Shocked a lot of people.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 01:21 PM (DZ9Lv)

290 As you move your way through Japanese, Korean, and then to Vietnamese and Thai, the asses get substantially more Sir Mix-a-Lot.

I got a song you gotta listen to before you make out with one of those Thai girls man.

Posted by: Tone Loc at August 11, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

291 I remember a small news item that popped up in early in the Biden junta - they sent Harris to Vietnam and they convinced her to go to a monument they had to John McCain...now this should have triggered anyone's skepticism...remember we were at war and McCain was an American airman.

LOL. They have a statue honoring John Effin' Kerry. They don't have one of Juan McAmnesty.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)

292 Nothing Kamala said was ever more than drunken platitudes. Even the left knows it.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

293 One thing I am glad for is that the Wisconsin girl was saved from the teacher pursuing her. Her parents must be thankful.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (9bQjB)

294 Even the women on "our side" are mostly attention-seeking loons with weird sexual kinks and perversions.
==
Well to be fair, the same can be said of male politicians. Its the politician part. The job attracts whackos. Its Hollywood for ugly people.

Now get over here and nuzzle my cannons you loser!

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (anL5R)

295 Another retard went swimming in a Florida river, despite a posted 'no swimming sign' and was attacked by a gator.

This retard live, but lost an arm.

(Michelle Fields joke in coming?)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 01:20 PM (J4Dwc)
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I swam with sharks, twice. I followed after a grizzly. I went on African safari in the open air with the largest land predators in the world. I owned constrictor snakes as pets.

But there are two things I ain't fucking with: gators and komodo dragons.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

296 I prefer women bosses. But then, I generally tend to get along better with women than men anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ)



Well, we can't all be faggots like you, or the human species would die off.

Posted by: You're a SoyCuck at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (Gu+Fi)

297 292 Nothing Kamala said was ever more than drunken platitudes. Even the left knows it.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

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What did Biden say? Grand oratory?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (R/W/5)

298 Squishy in all the right places?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 01:23 PM (UjdFS)

299 I agree with both of your points, but the question is WHY did she get so many fewer votes than Biden. One starts, of course, with the fact that Biden didn't get anything remotely like the number of votes he was credited with getting. Secondly, though, is that even Democrats, or at least some of them, have a limit beyond which they will not go, and Kamala was firmly over that line between competence and utter clownishness.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:16 PM (Riz8t)



Moreover, here in California, even many Leftoid Cali Politicians of like age resent and loathe Commielah the Senatewhore turned Veepwhore. These California Leftists of like age, who are typically State Assembly members now, resent how Commielah leapfrogged over them politically by becoming the live-in Concubine of California Demunist Party Chairman Willie Brown. From there, she received plum appointed offices, and then campaign funding for elected ones. Commielah literally sucked and fucked her way to the top. Not hyperbole.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:23 PM (8eKlU)

300 I do like Marsha Blackburn and Anna Paulina Luna but in the aggregate Republican women have not covered themselves in glory

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

For every Murcokeski and Collins there is a McCain or Eyepatch McCain, honestly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:23 PM (dK+Kv)

301 That a DSA candidate can win a Democrat primary is not very telling. The big test is how the general election goes. If this character can win in the general election, that state is lost or the cheat is in, or both.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 01:24 PM (gxRWI)

302 You think maybe she ever get ronery?

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 11, 2026 01:24 PM (3XMoj)

303 "What did Biden say? Grand oratory?"

I don't think he was drunk.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

304 Democrats’ top candidate in Texas won’t eat meat, their leading nominee in Wisconsin hates Thanksgiving, and now their guy in Michigan is coming out against football.

Banner year, guys.


https://tinyurl.com/mtctskj7

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

305 273 White liberal Female governors have destroyed every state where they have been elected. MA, NY, NJ, VA. Etc.
Posted by: Vengeance

TX?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 01:17 PM (DZ9Lv)

Ann Richards sucked.
But the TX governorship is such a weak office that a governor pretty much cannot destroy the state.

Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (55kM1)

306 Even the women on "our side" are mostly attention-seeking loons with weird sexual kinks and perversions.

One thing I will say, I wish we got less coverage of the sex lives of pols.

I don't care that Boebert got handsy in a movie theater or that Maine Kampf was sexting his interns (the other stuff is a different story)

Posted by: Tone Loc at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

307 this nut job will win today and lose the general

not at all worried about WI

the ONLY energy for the Ds is the psycho commies. that's all they got rn

hopefully they let their freak flags fly and the insane levels of cheating they can usually do is not possible

that chick in Utah that just won by three votes (Trump pick!) won because they couldn't get enough cheat in. that's a good sign.

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (j+aD2)

308 The rest do it 99% for attention. We had girls -- it's usually girls -- "attempt" suicide multiple times, over and over, and even went so far as to cut themselves. But each time, they almost carefully chose the time and place so that others could intervene.

But who knows? Maybe one day these attention-seekers eventually go all the way.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)


Back in basic, our company commander (Navy equivalent of a DI), explained that a failed "suicide attempt" cost them as much paperwork as a successful one and then proceeded to explain the best way to kill yourself if you couldn't hack one of the easier boot camps in the military.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (ExV1e)

309 237 How do we come out of this nosedive into madness? Must we crash and burn?
Posted by: Ordinary American

Mebbe, Mebbe not. No one knows for sure because while history has a lot of examples, whether a particular example applies to our future comes down to educated or not so educated guessing.

Vernor Vinge, sci fi writer, called it a singularity, a point at which everything after is different. He applied it to technology but the concept is broader than that.

The A-Bombs exploding as a denouement to WWII was such a time. The American and French Revolutions plus Napoleon was another.

I think the next singularity will the implosion of post war liberalism and its belief that the whole world is a bunch of human widgets that believe and act the same way.

But I am just spitting in the wind as far as when and where the break will occur and how rough the passage is. I can tell which way the wind is blowing but not when the storm arrives.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

310 303 "What did Biden say? Grand oratory?"

I don't think he was drunk.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

=====

Every single reason put up for why Kamala can't run again is applicable to Biden in 2020.

Lost embarrassingly in a previous presidential primary? Biden.
Stupid? Biden
Bad speaker? Biden
No one actually likes him? Biden
Full of bad ideas and a long history of them? Biden.

Didn't matter. At all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:26 PM (R/W/5)

311 Meloni is probably the best leader Italy has had since Italy existed as a modern country.

But that's a pretty low bar.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

312 Well, we can't all be faggots like you, or the human species would die off.
Posted by: You're a SoyCuck at August 11, 2026 01:22 PM (Gu+Fi)

*that escalated quickly meme*

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 01:26 PM (J4Dwc)

313 As you move your way through Japanese, Korean, and then to Vietnamese and Thai, the asses get substantially more Sir Mix-a-Lot.

I got a song you gotta listen to before you make out with one of those Thai girls man.
Posted by: Tone Loc at August 11, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)
_____

Thai ladies are gorgeous too. This was a trip where I took my mom, so I wasn't macking on local talent. But if I was ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

314 Boeberts son was nabbed bc his gf was 17 and he was 18

totally nothing, maybe just persecution

the thing to worry about longer term is how embedded the commies are, everywhere

if AT ANY POINT the Rs lose the balance of power, we are ALL screwed. they will come for EVERYONE

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 01:26 PM (j+aD2)

315 310 Good point!

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

316 I don't care that Boebert got handsy in a movie theater or that Maine Kampf was sexting his interns (the other stuff is a different story)
Posted by: Tone Loc at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

I dunno. His self-professed fantasies about gay-raping dudes at axepoint was one of the funnier political moments in recent memory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

317 315 310 Good point!

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 01:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

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He was Obama's VP.

He had name recognition and the black caucus trusted him.

That was all that was necessary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:27 PM (R/W/5)

318 Darlene Graham doesn't seem insane.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 01:16 PM (7s9Qe)

Where is she located in the hot-crazy matrix. Scratch that question!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 01:28 PM (zEBE+)

319 So she went and gave a word salad speech in front of the statue which was in honor of Vietnam shooting down McCain and capturing him. America was embarrassed in a really stupid manner.
Posted by: 18-1
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Since it was McCain and not a real hero of the POW camps, I will give Kamala a pass on that one.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)

320 New one:

Tuq'r Qarlson Has On His Old Addict-Pal Hunter Biden to Explain That the Laptop Was a Fake Created By (Get This) Jews

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (Riz8t)

321 Nood. For real!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (NcvvS)

322 These youngsters apparently never heard if the Central Limit Theorem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)

323 Every single reason put up for why Kamala can't run again is applicable to Biden in 2020.

Lost embarrassingly in a previous presidential primary? Biden.
Stupid? Biden
Bad speaker? Biden
No one actually likes him? Biden
Full of bad ideas and a long history of them? Biden.

Didn't matter. At all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:26 PM (R/W/5)



There is NO WAY to explain Biden 2020 without Vote Fraud.

There is NO WAY, even accounting a few years of natural population and voter growth, that Sleepy Joe got 11 Million odd more popular votes than Hillary Clinton in 2016, who was supposed to be the FIRST. WOMAN. PRESIDENT. EVER.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (8eKlU)

324 I think the next singularity will the implosion of post war liberalism and its belief that the whole world is a bunch of human widgets that believe and act the same way.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

In your construct, I'd put money on a singularity involving AI-facilitated control based on 24/7 deep state surveillance. I suspect it will be bloody.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (dK+Kv)

325 if AT ANY POINT the Rs lose the balance of power, we are ALL screwed. they will come for EVERYONE
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 01:26 PM


Repeat after Weasel:

1) Practice Fundamentals
2) Buy ammo

And before 1):

0) Possess firearms.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (0sNs1)

326 316 I don't care that Boebert got handsy in a movie theater or that Maine Kampf was sexting his interns (the other stuff is a different story)
Posted by: Tone Loc
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It was more to the point that she was doing it with a Democrat boyfriend and then apparently moved on to 'comfort' Massie immediately after his wife died. Doesn't show a whole lot of discernment there. Swallwell was just a cockroach as was Platner in human form.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (E4rtv)

327
Meanwhile, Hong is serving her THIRD TERM in the Wisconsin State Assembly -- until January. Isn't that nice?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (mmrXZ)

328 323 There is NO WAY to explain Biden 2020 without Vote Fraud.

There is NO WAY, even accounting a few years of natural population and voter growth, that Sleepy Joe got 11 Million odd more popular votes than Hillary Clinton in 2016, who was supposed to be the FIRST. WOMAN. PRESIDENT. EVER.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:29 PM (8eKlU)

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In the general?

Sure.

But not in the primary. That was SC blacks putting him well over the line in delegates and the establishment having no other recourse to counter Bernie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (R/W/5)

329 Boebert's son was arrested in CO. I assume this is the governor trying to capture her seat because most LIVs won't hear he was an 18 year old with his 17 year old GF, they'll hear he was a pedo

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

330 In 2020 and 2022, Republicans did terrible.

Just so happens Romney's niece McDaniel was in charge of the RNC.

I'm sure it was just a coincidence.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 11, 2026 01:32 PM (iZHgT)

331 In your construct, I'd put money on a singularity involving AI-facilitated control based on 24/7 deep state surveillance. I suspect it will be bloody.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

I am really skipping words today, lack of sleep and mom is in the hospital again. But you could be right or it could be a preemptive move against the left instead. I think though we have the forms of the Republic but the spirit left the building some time ago and most average people just want to live their lives without ridiculous leftist ideologues ruining everything that they touch. And the GOP opposition is at least one quarter to one third traitors now. Better than it was, I think is was well over half in Trump's first term.

The left today are indeed the political sons and daughters of Shit Midas Obama and who was in turn a puppet of Soros.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)

332 I dunno. His self-professed fantasies about gay-raping dudes at axepoint was one of the funnier political moments in recent memory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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If we don't laugh at the clowns in politics today, we would weep bitterly for our fools and asshats that are ensconced in high office.

So laugh at the clowns while ye may before they criminalize it.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

333 In the general?

Sure.

But not in the primary. That was SC blacks putting him well over the line in delegates and the establishment having no other recourse to counter Bernie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 01:30 PM (R/W/5)




Among the Demunists, there was and perhaps still is an internal power struggle between the Stalinst Faction (Hillary, Biden, Commielah) and the Trotskyite Faction (Bernie Sanders).

In 2016, Trotskyite Sanders was cheated out of a few state Demunist primaries that were rightfully his to win.

Now in a fair fight, I expect that Hillary Clinton would still have won the Demunist nomination. But she and the Demunist Party Politburo Appartatus could not even have *that*.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 01:37 PM (8eKlU)

334 The DSA for the GOP win. They are doing great work for us.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2026 02:21 PM (7/DDO)

335 I think there may also be an addiction to attention - whether positive or negative.
Posted by: moki at August 11, 2026 02:12 PM (wLjpr)

Aka, Norma Desmond syndrome.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 11, 2026 02:28 PM (SjAWL)

336 But the TX governorship is such a weak office that a governor pretty much cannot destroy the state.
Posted by: Round Eye at August 11, 2026 01:25 PM (55kM1)


In part a legacy of Sam Houston opposing Texas’s secession.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:31 PM (eGn4U)

337 Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla.

The GOP must surely rather run against her than anyone else. So this can't be GOP oppo, can it?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

No. That's a red card bro. Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla was Stitch Jones from Heartbreak Ridge; it's fun; it's cool. Do not apply that to some left wing h*m* f*ckwit politician. We've given up enough language to these people; i'm not giving that up. Call him something else; Sp*rmholio; there, that one is for free.

Posted by: Nelly at August 11, 2026 03:19 PM (6+ehB)

338 "Meanwhile, Hong is serving her THIRD TERM in the Wisconsin State Assembly -- until January. Isn't that nice?"

I live in Wisconsin, and in my experience, state assembly elections receive almost publicity, and have very light turnout - a perfect target for a radical to slip in. That being said, she represents Madison, aka "Mad City", the state capitol and location of the University of Wisconsin. Those people would vote for Mao or Stalin if they could. In Madison politics, Hong is a moderate.

Posted by: Nemo at August 11, 2026 03:45 PM (4RPgu)

339 "The rest do it 99% for attention. We had girls -- it's usually girls -- "attempt" suicide multiple times, over and over, and even went so far as to cut themselves. But each time, they almost carefully chose the time and place so that others could intervene."

Many years ago, I did data analysis for a multi-institutional study of suicide. The results were clear: women attempted suicide far more often than men did, but men committed suicide far more often than women did. In fact, sex was one of the principal factors in determining risk of committing suicide. (The highest risk factor was abuse of drugs and alcohol - no surprises there.)

Posted by: Nemo at August 11, 2026 03:52 PM (4RPgu)

340 This primary Election has been very interesting. The incumbent governor decided not to seek reelection probably because he wouldn't win. There were eight names on the Democratic primary ballot today. Several of those candidates dropped out when it became apparent that Hong would win. .

I've seen the PAC ads against Hong, and next to nothing from her campaign. Several of the Democratic candidates have been running ads of their own, with some PAC support. One of the Democrat candidates, David Crowley, claims that Hong is being pushed by Republicans because they think she's beatable in the general Election, and that he's the only one who stand the chance of beating the likely Republican candidate

The Republican front runner, Tom Tiffany, has been largely ignoring the Democrats, focusing on his issues. I expect his campaign to ramp up its attacks on his opponent after the primary.

I see little to no evidence to suggest anyone but Hong will be that opponent. The DSA seems to have a lot of influence in the Democratic Party, but I wonder if they have enough voter support to take over. Evidence of how much or how little support they actually have is coming in November.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriacio at August 11, 2026 05:08 PM (RjVfA)

The Morning Rant: The Terrorists Have Won (At Least In The UK)

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Contrary to the breathless reporting about this event, Laurence Fox's stunt...threatening to display a cartoon of the 7th century pedophile Mohammad... is actually a perfect example of Islam's ascendance in the West. Fox is not a brave man fighting against the encroaching darkness of Islam; he is an observer pointing out that Islam has already won, at least in the UK.

Had Mr. Fox actually displayed an image of pedo Mo, what would the odds be that he would have been accosted at the least, and injured or killed at the worst?

Remember Charlie Hebdo? 12 dead and 11 wounded, all because Islam -- The Religion Of PeaceTM -- didn't like its drawings of their cult leader.

Remember Salman Rushdie? Islam's response to his 1988 book, The Satanic Verses drove him into hiding for years, and culminated in a failed assassination attempt that blinded him in one eye, 35 years after publication!

Islam controls the narrative in many places in the West. Yes, it is probably most powerful in the UK, but France and Belgium and the Netherlands and Germany and Canada and Spain and perhaps others are also on the road to sharia law and the complete destruction of free speech.

"Free Speech" is of necessity and by definition offensive, challenging, disturbing, and subverts the dominant paradigm. Otherwise it is just talk, without substance and without any meaning or import.

The West needs to push back forcefully against any challenge to our free speech rights. Anything less than a full-throated defense of our God-given, natural right to speak as we see fit will result in the loss of more than just free speech!


[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 11:01 AM (cpFbA)

3 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

4 Sponge!

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

5 "Free Speech" is of necessity and by definition offensive, challenging, disturbing, and subverts the dominant paradigm. Otherwise it is just talk, without substance and without any meaning or import.

Whew! I'm safe.

Posted by: Jason Arday at August 11, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)

6 We should have never allowed them to enter the country in the first place. Secondly, once in we should have never permitted them to enter politics.

We'll be fighting them in the streets before long.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

7 We have the Wakandan Holy Word which must never be spoken ( unless you have the appropriate melanin ) .

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2026 11:04 AM (nHXB4)

8 We should rename Epstein's Island as Muhammad's Island, and put up a big, ugly, cement statue of him on it.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

9 After the Manchester bombing the government should have responded with ultraviolence against Islamists.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2026 11:05 AM (rJ48h)

10 The inevitable result of millions of mentally ill women who yearn for a minotaur but think Hasan Piker will do.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:06 AM (2ocoG)

11 After the Manchester bombing the government should have responded with ultraviolence against Islamists.

Hopefully to include lots of droogs.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

12 9 After the Manchester bombing the government should have responded with ultraviolence against Islamists.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2026 11:05 AM (rJ48h)

=======

After the Manchester bombing, Nigel Farage said that Islam is the future of Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 11:08 AM (R/W/5)

13 >>"Free Speech" is of necessity and by definition offensive, challenging, disturbing, and subverts the dominant paradigm.

Which is why governments, which are increasingly under female control, hate it and will always look for ways to restrict it. Free speech, after all, isn't nice.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:09 AM (NcvvS)

14 Sponge Bob SquarePants!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:09 AM (gxRWI)

15 The West needs to push back forcefully against any challenge to our free speech rights.

But it won't. The London Generals and the Brussels Generals are just like our own Washington Generals. Who owns these franchises?

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2026 11:09 AM (+Tpk4)

16 After the Manchester bombing, Nigel Farage said that Islam is the future of Britain.


Nigel Farage did not say that Islam is the future of Britain.

Farage's Actual Stance on Islam and British Culture
Critical Commentary: Farage has a long history of making cautionary or critical remarks about the integration of some Muslims, claiming that a growing number do not share British values.

Opposition to Sectarianism: He has publicly warned against what he describes as rising religious sectarianism and political Islam, rather than endorsing the religion.

Prior Statements: When questioned about the religion itself, he has stated that outlawing Islam is not a workable solution ("the West will lose"), but his political platform focuses heavily on restricting mass migration and challenging public religious observances

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

17 The London Generals and the Brussels Generals are just like our own Washington Generals. Who owns these franchises?

Ooh, I know, I know!

Posted by: Candace Owens at August 11, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)

18 Which is why governments, which are increasingly under female control, hate it and will always look for ways to restrict it. Free speech, after all, isn't nice.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:09 AM (NcvvS)/


HATE HAS NO HOME HERE, YOU MAGA #%$#$#%!!

Posted by: The very nice blue-haired young woman with the pierced septum at August 11, 2026 11:10 AM (nHXB4)

19 OT, at Axios: "Violent crime keeps falling in biggest U.S. cities"

Astonishingly good stats! This reduction in violent crime, along with the sealing of the southern border, together rank as the greatest achievements of this DJT second term. Very well done! Kudos!

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 11:11 AM (Jr5Lq)

20 "After the Manchester bombing, Nigel Farage said that Islam is the future of Britain"
*************
After 9/11/01 we let millions of them into our country. And elected one POTUS in 2008. Go figure.

Posted by: Cosda at August 11, 2026 11:11 AM (p07T1)

21 That Islam reacts the way it does tells us that they don’t have a lot of confidence in their beliefs. I mean I remember the “piss Christ” as some supposed “art” at some museum in the 80s or 90s. I remember being offended in a certain sense as a Christian at that blasphemy against my Lord and Savior but I never even thought about violence in response. I don’t think that “artist” ever had to go into hiding or was threatened. The difference is telling

It was amazing how Rushdie ended up at Kramer’s health club in the sauna going by Salbass. He traded one fish for another

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 11:11 AM (zEBE+)

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at August 11, 2026 11:11 AM (nHXB4)

23 Let us not be niggardly in our appreciation of freedom of speech!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:11 AM (gxRWI)

24 Laurence Fox's first cousin is Emilia Fox who played Darcy's sister Georgiana in the definitive Pride and Prejudice from 1995.

I don't think she's as based as him. Too bad.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:11 AM (8KLEK)

25 I thirst.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 11, 2026 11:11 AM (77rzZ)

26 Being that UK is now Islamic, they have to be removed from Five Eyes since now that program is completely compromised.

Another thing is Article 5 of the NATO pact. The only time it has it been used: post September 11th, 2001 due to internal terrorists attacks. What this means is that each member nation is required to act as if an attack on one NATO member is equivalent to an attack on all. There is obvious flexibility on what a country's response might look like.

Can Article 5 be a legal trigger within the US to respond to UK falling to Islam and becoming a caliphate and the total destruction of the UK citizen's rights (such as they are as a subject rather than citizen) for the US to take dramatic action and treat as The Enemy Islam within the US?

Posted by: Drool at August 11, 2026 11:13 AM (pUU4E)

27 🚨 Cambridge University: first the Jason Arday disaster, now this.
They’ve appointed Farah Ahmed as Assistant Professor of Education — a woman who called Western education a “threat” to Muslims, democracy a “corrupt tradition,” and literacy plus qualifications un-Islamic. She attacked English literature as damaging, condemned treating Islam as just one religion among others, and criticised schools for teaching that child marriage is wrong.😑

Same faculty. Same total collapse of standards. Shocking doesn’t begin to cover it.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 11:13 AM (RHGPo)

28 /dropping stupid sock

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:13 AM (pUU4E)

29 Can Article 5 be a legal trigger within the US to respond to UK falling to Islam and becoming a caliphate and the total destruction of the UK citizen's rights (such as they are as a subject rather than citizen) for the US to take dramatic action and treat as The Enemy Islam within the US?

Nahhh, they've done it to themselves. That's very different than being attacked/invaded.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

30 The Democrats across the pond are taking notes....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 11:14 AM (8eKlU)

31 It is racist to talk about Obama's muslim faith which he holds very sacred.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:14 AM (8KLEK)

32 It is racist to talk about Obama's muslim faith which he holds very sacred.
Posted by: ...

Nah. Obama, like Fauci, worships only himself.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 11:15 AM (77rzZ)

33 Thirst all you want:

niggardly /nĭg′ərd-lē/
adjective
Grudging and petty in giving or spending.
Meanly small; scanty or meager.
"left the waiter a niggardly tip."
Meanly covetous or avaricious in dealing with others; stingy

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:15 AM (gxRWI)

34 After 9/11/01 we let millions of them into our country. And elected one POTUS in 2008. Go figure.

Posted by: Cosda at August 11, 2026 11:11 A


After 9/11 our rino president shielded the government of saudia arabia from repercussions, suppressed evidence of their involvement in the attacks and later praised their president as a "man of peace".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 11:16 AM (cpFbA)

35 32 It is racist to talk about Obama's muslim Christian faith which he holds very sacred.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:14 AM (8KLEK)

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Fixed. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos with the save at August 11, 2026 11:16 AM (nHXB4)

36 Terrorists aren't the problem. They are PART of the problem.

The problem is the mohammedans. The terrorists are just the tip of the spear.

The musselmen have been at war against the entirety of the world for 1400 years. They still are. They just lack the power they once had.

IF they ever get that power, they will once again rape, pillage, and forcefully convert anyone in their power. It is what their demonic book not only allows, but commands them to do.

The west is crazy to think they can accept this poison and be just fine.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 11:16 AM (N1tpc)

37 The Barrel was thirsting because of the italicans, not "nigggardly."

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

38 We'll be fighting them in the streets before long.

Have we already forgotten 9/11 ?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:17 AM (pUU4E)

39 Didnt Obama say that Amazing Grace was the "most beautiful sound in the world"?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:17 AM (8KLEK)

40 Same faculty. Same total collapse of standards. Shocking doesn’t begin to cover it.

When you look at lists of the top 25 or so universities worldwide, Britain has only Imperial, Cambridge and Oxford (and maybe University). You'd think they'd be a bit more zealous in protecting their reputations.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

41
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 11:18 AM (iqcvy)

42 Have a mutiny on my hands its lunch time

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 11:19 AM (LTCST)

43 Missed the italicans. Still stand by free speech, especially against our own taboos.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:20 AM (gxRWI)

44 Didnt Obama say that Amazing Grace was the "most beautiful sound in the world"?

The Islamic Call to Prayer, not Amazing Grace. Easy mistake though.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:20 AM (2ocoG)

45 Didnt Obama say that Amazing Grace was the "most beautiful sound in the world"?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:17 AM (8KLEK)

Yes, he did. In Bizarro World.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 11:20 AM (dK+Kv)

46 We'll be fighting them in the streets before long.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

I really wish that was true. So far I've seen no evidence of that ever happening.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 11:20 AM (dF9ik)

47 Heinz has 57 varieties and Islam has 57 countries. Why do they have to come to the West?

Posted by: Invaders, Interlopers, Scallawags, at August 11, 2026 11:20 AM (JM9I6)

48 My own view is that Obama doesn’t believe in any religion. He believes in himself and power… he flirts with Islam for that reason. I’d guess that deep down he’s an atheist

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 11:21 AM (zEBE+)

49 >>Posted by: The very nice blue-haired young woman with the pierced septum at August 11, 2026 11:10 AM (nHXB4)

Calm down, young lady.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)

50 Thank you, Candace, but who controls them?

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2026 11:21 AM (+Tpk4)

51 Have we already forgotten 9/11 ?

I mean, have you seen who the mayor of New York and the likely next senator from Michigan are?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:21 AM (2ocoG)

52 My own view is that Obama doesn’t believe in any religion. He believes in himself and power… he flirts with Islam for that reason. I’d guess that deep down he’s an atheist

I'd guess that deep down he's a entitled, whiny little douche. Well, okay, that's also on the surface. Never mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

53 I’d guess that deep down he’s an atheist
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

I don't even think it's very deep. Just below the surface, I'd say.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 11:22 AM (77rzZ)

54 Islam controls the narrative in many places in the West. Yes, it is probably most powerful in the UK, but France and Belgium and the Netherlands and Germany and Canada and Spain and perhaps others are also on the road to sharia law and the complete destruction of free speech.


Dearbornistan, Hamtramck, Minnesomalia,

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 11:23 AM (20FgH)

55 My own view is that Obama doesn’t believe in any religion. He believes in himself and power… he flirts with Islam for that reason. I’d guess that deep down he’s an atheist

He believes in three things: himself, other mens' dicks, and himself.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:24 AM (2ocoG)

56 Obama was and is in the closet about some aspects of his life. But he did state that the call to prayer, as practiced in his childhood life as Barry Soetero, was “the most beautiful sound in the world”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:24 AM (gxRWI)

57 >>Calm down, young lady.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)

Hmm. Maybe she stroked out.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:24 AM (NcvvS)

58
The West needs to push back forcefully against any challenge to our free speech rights. Anything less than a full-throated defense of our God-given, natural right to speak as we see fit will result in the loss of more than just free speech!




And that harridan Frau Gruppencankles was just out in the last couple of weeks bitching in public about how someone needs to shit all over the 1st Amendment because anyone to the right of Che Guevara is a lying liar who lies.

But at least we can take heart in knowing that Hillary Clinton will Never Be President.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 11:25 AM (iqcvy)

59 Dearbornistan, Hamtramck, Minnesomalia,

Dallas/Fort Worth too. There's a Muslim-only community going in there and the city council refused to let people speak against it.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:25 AM (2ocoG)

60 We'll be fighting them in the streets before long.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I really wish that was true. So far I've seen no evidence of that ever happening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


The IRA, yes, the IRA of car bomb fame, is warming up supposedly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 11:25 AM (20FgH)

61 The west is crazy to think they can accept this poison and be just fine.

Its actually ordained by God to be this way.

The sons of Ishmael "will be a wild donkey... his hand will be against everyone, and everyone's hand will be against him; and he will live to the east of all his brothers"

The Indonesian Muslims, which are the vast majority of Muslims, aren't the immediate problem, its the sons of Ishmael who have used Islam as their motivation.

Blame Sarah.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:25 AM (BvPIe)

62 Even though Mr. Fox did not show an image of Mohammed, I suspect he may still be the subject of a fatwa. And that's pretty scary.

Posted by: Ralph at August 11, 2026 11:26 AM (8WZD4)

63 Obama was and is in the closet about some aspects of his life. But he did state that the call to prayer, as practiced in his childhood life as Barry Soetero, was “the most beautiful sound in the world”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Sounds like rubbing a cat backwards.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 11:26 AM (20FgH)

64
No, it won't be old Buddha that's sitting on the throne
And it won't be old Mohammed that's calling us Home
And it won't be Hare Krishna that plays that trumpet tune
And we're going to see The Son not Reverend Moon!

Posted by: The Imperials at August 11, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)

65 10 The inevitable result of millions of mentally ill women who yearn for a minotaur but think Hasan Piker will do.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:06 AM (2ocoG)

I am so terribly sorry.

Posted by: 19th Amendment at August 11, 2026 11:27 AM (TbWk/)

66 Not sure where I read a article on this but it was good read. One one hand everyone paniced when he said it was Mo, then relieved it wasn't, yet calling him out it wasn't so all the exchange was mute. Probably if it was a picture of Mo ( not that anyone knows what he looked like) he would have been arrested just as he said would happen.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 11:27 AM (LTCST)

67 >>The IRA, yes, the IRA of car bomb fame, is warming up supposedly.

That could get very interesting. The Republic's government generally turned a blind eye to their misbehaviour. This time, they'd be going up against the Republic's government.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:27 AM (NcvvS)

68 The fanatic Muslim calls you to submit to his god or he will kill you. The moderate Muslim suggests you had better listen to the fanatic, he means it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:28 AM (gxRWI)

69 Dallas/Fort Worth too. There's a Muslim-only community going in there and the city council refused to let people speak against it.
Posted by: Ian S.

Instapundit had a story from Spain where somebody put pig bones on a building site where a mosque was going to go up, thus rendering it unclean. The project had to be abandoned.

We've got plenty of ways to push back at the Mohammedans if we're clever about it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)

70 Dearbornistan, Hamtramck, Minnesomalia,

Dallas/Fort Worth too. There's a Muslim-only community going in there and the city council refused to let people speak against it.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:25 AM (2ocoG)

McKinney, TX city council recently voted 7-0 to allow a mosque and Islamic center there…. People showed up to speak against it and were not heard. Cowardly

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 11:28 AM (zEBE+)

71 Brits made civilizations
they saved many a people
now, they can't save themselves.
Sad.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 11:28 AM (Q8D76)

72 Its actually ordained by God to be this way.

[...]
Blame Sarah.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:25 AM (BvPIe)

Or, you know, the "benevolent" omnipotent entity who ordained it.

Posted by: All the credit, none of the blame at August 11, 2026 11:29 AM (TbWk/)

73 Instapundit had a story from Spain where somebody put pig bones on a building site where a mosque was going to go up, thus rendering it unclean. The project had to be abandoned.

I saw that, and I think it's great.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:29 AM (2ocoG)

74 My own view is that Obama doesn’t believe in any religion. He believes in himself and power… he flirts with Islam for that reason. I’d guess that deep down he’s an atheist

He believes in three things: himself, other mens' dicks, and himself.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:24 AM (2ocoG)

This train of thought has gotten us to where we are now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 11:29 AM (dF9ik)

75 McKinney, TX city council recently voted 7-0 to allow a mosque and Islamic center there…. People showed up to speak against it and were not heard. Cowardly

I don't have the knowledge to say either way, but I've heard a lot of people in that area say that Greg Abbot supports Islam, which is why there's a lot of Islamic activity in the state.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:30 AM (2ocoG)

76 Was there ever a proper investigation into Obama’s dead chef. That story was 86’d…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 11:30 AM (zEBE+)

77 A man yelling “Allahu Akbar” attacked three police officers in Toulouse, France, today, stabbing two before a male officer tackled and subdued him.

.. we will never know his motivation

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 11:30 AM (RHGPo)

78 My opinion of Barky is while brought up a Muslim, at college he swapped Islam to Marxism. But that childhood of Islam still is part of him.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 11:30 AM (LTCST)

79 Instapundit had a story from Spain where somebody put pig bones on a building site where a mosque was going to go up, thus rendering it unclean. The project had to be abandoned.

We've got plenty of ways to push back at the Mohammedans if we're clever about it.


Pig bones are cheap. I bring that up for no particular reason.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)

80 McKinney, TX city council recently voted 7-0 to allow a mosque and Islamic center there

All the more important the wisdom that local elections have greater effect on you than what happens in Babylon DC.

It takes a majority of 535 idiots to screw your life up at the highest levels, but simply a majority of 7 cretins locally to bring the throat-slitter to your doorstep.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:31 AM (BvPIe)

81 Dallas/Fort Worth too. There's a Muslim-only community going in there and the city council refused to let people speak against it.
Posted by: Ian S.

Instapundit had a story from Spain where somebody put pig bones on a building site where a mosque was going to go up, thus rendering it unclean. The project had to be abandoned.

We've got plenty of ways to push back at the Mohammedans if we're clever about it.
Posted by: Bulg



We have upwards of 4 million feral hogs in Texas. Wouldn't be a thing to put out 50 lb sacks of corn.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 11:31 AM (20FgH)

82 We'll be fighting them in the streets before long.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I really wish that was true. So far I've seen no evidence of that ever happening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


The IRA, yes, the IRA of car bomb fame, is warming up supposedly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 11:25 AM (20FgH)

Send ARs and 5.56. For the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you, too can enrich the lives of many Irish and protect their bonnie, red-haired, soul-harvesting lasses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 11:31 AM (dK+Kv)

83 Pig bones are cheap. I bring that up for no particular reason.

Pork is not a magic talisman to ward off evil.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:32 AM (BvPIe)

84 76 Was there ever a proper investigation into Obama’s dead chef. That story was 86’d…

... Barack and Michelle seemed to draw further apart after this episode, so I'm putting my money on .. GAY

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 11:32 AM (RHGPo)

85 We should have never allowed them to enter the country in the first place. Secondly, once in we should have never permitted them to enter politics.

We'll be fighting them in the streets before long.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

Just as long as we don't stop until the field is clear and nobody is left to complain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 11:32 AM (S41Gd)

86 It's pushing towards being too late in Pennsylvania.

The Delaware County Council unanimously appointed 12 local individuals to serve three-year terms on the county's newly established Human Relations Commission, which acts as the county's official anti-discrimination and civil rights enforcement agency. It explicitly covers discrimination based on race, color, religious creed, ancestry, age, sex, national origin, handicap or disability, use of guide or support animals, sexual orientation, gender identity, or gender expression.

They are tasked with handling inquiries and mediating discrimination complaints regarding Housing, Employment, Public accommodations, and Healthcare.

The immediate focus for the inaugural members is completing specialized state and legal training before the county communications team officially opens up the public portal to accept civil rights and discrimination inquiries.

The commission is structured to resolve disputes locally, aiming to settle issues through mediation before escalating to formal legal hearings or penalties. (Process: complaint filing; jurisdictional review; mandatory mediation; finding & enforcement)

Stampede ahead!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 11, 2026 11:34 AM (NFX2v)

87 How very precious bacon is, yet if it will stop the building of one mosque, I am willing to make the sacrifice!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:34 AM (gxRWI)

88 It seems that the popup plague has been solved. Yay!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

89 Pig bones are cheap. I bring that up for no particular reason.

Pork is not a magic talisman to ward off evil.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:32 AM (BvPIe)

Yeah, unsurprisingly the musselmen have rituals for cleansing a location that is unclean. The pig bones aren't enough.

We have to be serious about the threat that this demonic religion poses.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 11, 2026 11:36 AM (N1tpc)

90 Islam like Marxism are both out to conquer the whole world

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 11:36 AM (LTCST)

91 Yeah, unsurprisingly the musselmen have rituals for cleansing a location that is unclean. The pig bones aren't enough.

We have to be serious about the threat that this demonic religion poses.


If you will remember during Trump 1, he banned immigration from countries from which a lot of terrorism originates. That's an excellent start.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

92 Pop ups control this phone.
FUCK POP UPS.
are they really worth it ace?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 11:38 AM (2YqUJ)

93 Just keep on throwing the bacon. Also if your state makes life too hard, there are 49 others and several territories.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:38 AM (gxRWI)

94 Apparently Tucker now says Hunter’s laptop was manufactured by The Joooz. I knew CBD was responsible somehow after the video of Hunter doing immoral things with maple syrup.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)

95 Funny. Tennis gets it.

Every player has to be tested. Even the ones nobody ever asked about.

Since 21 July, a ranking and an accepted entry are no longer enough to play a WTA tournament. Every player has to take a genetic test first. A cheek swab, saliva or blood sample is screened for the SRY gene, which sits on the Y chromosome and triggers male sex development before birth.

A negative result clears a player for the rest of her career. A positive one removes her from competition while a medical review runs. Refusing the test can bring disciplinary action.

The rule applies to everyone, including players nobody has ever questioned. There are no known transgender women in professional tennis at any level. The last one competed between 1977 and 1981.

Doctors and human rights groups argue that one gene cannot capture how sex development actually works, and that the people most likely to be caught by it are intersex athletes who may not know their own status.

Cont,

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 11:38 AM (20FgH)

96 Martina Navratilova welcomed the policy and said a women's association should be for women. Billie Jean King calls exclusion of transgender athletes discrimination. World Athletics and World Boxing introduced the same test in 2025, the International Olympic Committee in March.

Sources: Reuters, Al Jazeera, The Athletic, WTA

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 11:38 AM (20FgH)

97 And that harridan Frau Gruppencankles was just out in the last couple of weeks bitching in public about how someone needs to shit all over the 1st Amendment because anyone to the right of Che Guevara is a lying liar who lies.

But at least we can take heart in knowing that Hillary Clinton will Never Be President.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 11:25 AM (iqcvy)


I have an urge to put Leftist "womyn" into cells with Jihadist men, where their indoctrination would be knocked up and out of them, If you know what I mean and I think you do.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 11:38 AM (8eKlU)

98 Or, you know, the "benevolent" omnipotent entity who ordained it.

Fine. Nice DARVO move there.

God told Abraham and Sarah the original plan. Neither Abraham or Sarah believed God and went cowboy and decided God needed their help. That gave us Ishmael.

God told Abraham that because Ishmael is Abraham's spawn, that he will also be given the promise of being a large nation.

So here you come along, blame the one that made the Original Covenant, erase all culpability of the two who disregarded it.

No better than those who say the Bitch deserved it because of the short skirt.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:39 AM (pawvM)

99 It's not a religion. It's a cult.

Posted by: Change my mind at August 11, 2026 11:39 AM (2Ez/1)

100 Mgid will be back again I fear.
Bet last week had like 320 comments and went to Mgid 500 times at least

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 11:39 AM (LTCST)

101 I didn’t know the Jews owned Lenovo. I thought it was the CCP.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:40 AM (gxRWI)

102 90 Islam like Marxism are both out to conquer the whole world
Posted by: Skip

BIDEN: Build Back Better.
DSA: BUILD BORG BETTER -- some even volunteer!

One Mind, One World, One Goal.
Direct Conversion of Energy into Puspose.

Resistance is NOT Futile because Impedance is Real.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 11, 2026 11:40 AM (mqMkF)

103
The best part of waking up
is Hillary! lost to Trump.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 11:40 AM (0sNs1)

104 From the sidebar-

TJM dives into the thrill a minute cinema of Andrei Tarkovsky

Hmmmm.

TJM dives into the thrill a minute mildly entertaining scene an hour cinema of Andrei Tarkovsky

FIFH.



I keed, I keed...kinda sorta maybe.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2026 11:40 AM (iJfKG)

105 When they're right, they're right.

Former DNC Fundraiser: Major Democratic Donors are Done With Kamala Harris

“Kamala Harris is living in fantasyland… [thinking] that big donors would bet on her again”


https://tinyurl.com/2jhnm4y8

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:41 AM (Riz8t)

106 Marxism has collapsed of it's on failings repeatedly. Islam has only been stopped by force.

Posted by: Cosda at August 11, 2026 11:41 AM (p07T1)

107 78 My opinion of Barky is while brought up a Muslim, at college he swapped Islam to Marxism. But that childhood of Islam still is part of him.
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 11:30 AM (LTCST)


His mother was always a Marxist. I suspect the Red Diaper Baby Barack just came home, early islamic influence notwithstanding.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2026 11:41 AM (8eKlU)

108 Pig bones are cheap. I bring that up for no particular reason.

Pork is not a magic talisman to ward off evil.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:32 AM (BvPIe)

Yeah, unsurprisingly the musselmen have rituals for cleansing a location that is unclean. The pig bones aren't enough.

We have to be serious about the threat that this demonic religion poses.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Pig blood. You can't get every drop.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 11:42 AM (20FgH)

109 So here you come along, blame the one that made the Original Covenant, erase all culpability of the two who disregarded it.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:39 AM


That would be Adam and Eve.

The Abrahamic Covenant is actually the third Covenant that was made.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 11:42 AM (0sNs1)

110 It may come to pass that, in defense of the First Amendment, the God-given natural rights of Americans demand use of the Second Amendment. Buy ammo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 11:43 AM (9bQjB)

111 Philadelphia has one of the largest and most vibrant Muslim populations in the United States, deeply rooted in African American history, civic leadership, and a rich mosaic of immigrant communities. An estimated 150,000 to 200,000 Muslims live in the metropolitan area, giving the city one of the highest proportions of Muslims of any major U.S. city.

Southeast Pennsylvania is home to a diverse, historic, and growing Muslim population. Centered heavily around Philadelphia and its surrounding counties (like Delaware, Montgomery, Bucks, and Chester), the community includes African American Muslims, South Asian, Middle Eastern, North/East African, and Southeast Asian immigrants, alongside active local organizations and advocacy groups like CAIR Philadelphia.

(AI Overview +)

Combined with DSA and its currently undefinable Millionaire's Tax, it's almost over for retirees with savings, the upper middle class, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 11, 2026 11:43 AM (NFX2v)

112 It's only a matter of time. My biggest problem is do I choose a young Afghan dancing boy or go with a home grown gunsel? Gunsel or Dancing Boy...mmmmmm...decisions, decisions...

Posted by: Adam Schiff, homosexual democrat at August 11, 2026 11:43 AM (F1rMs)

113 But at least they won't be called racist!

Posted by: sharksauce at August 11, 2026 11:44 AM (YQYDg)

114 Former DNC Fundraiser: Major Democratic Donors are Done With Kamala Harris

“Kamala Harris is living in fantasyland… [thinking] that big donors would bet on her again”


https://tinyurl.com/2jhnm4y8
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:41 AM (Riz8t)

If she's the one that the superdelegates pick, they'll have no choice.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 11:44 AM (dF9ik)

115 “Kamala Harris is living in fantasyland… [thinking] that big donors would bet on her again”
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Like they will have a choice!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 11:44 AM (9bQjB)

116 Farage: "if we alienate Islam, we will lose"

https://youtu.be/iJ5j2ZsPNtI

Seems a bit defeatist to me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 11:45 AM (4NO2D)

117 115 “Kamala Harris is living in fantasyland… [thinking] that big donors would bet on her again”
==========================
Like they will have a choice!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 11:44 AM (9bQjB)

======

The former Ms. Bezos loves Kamala.

The black voters of SC love Kamala.

The rest of the field is too fractured (white progressives are talking about Ossoff now, even though he keeps getting single digits in any and every poll, including 0% from blacks).

Sorry, Dem donors. You'll fall in line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 11:46 AM (R/W/5)

118 McKinney, TX city council recently voted 7-0 to allow a mosque and Islamic center there…. People showed up to speak against it and were not heard. Cowardly

I don't have the knowledge to say either way, but I've heard a lot of people in that area say that Greg Abbot supports Islam, which is why there's a lot of Islamic activity in the state.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:30 AM (2ocoG)
__________

I think the real reason is twofold.

One, zoning and development approval is -- and always has been -- hopelessly corrupt. Any time a big development wants to get built, the developers and their subcontractor remoras start greasing palms, both legally and illegally. I guarantee if you dig deep enough, you'll find that all 7 of these guys were bought.

Two: the US constitution and federal laws forbid discrimination on the basis of religion. You can't deny approval to build a mosque because it's Muslim. If the council voted down this proposal, they'd all be sued.

Sadly, these laws were put in place long before we understood how dangerous and barbaric Islam is. It's not a religion. It's a bloody fascist cult -- basically the cannibal Thugee fanatics from Temple of Doom.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 11:46 AM (iFTx/)

119 Thx CBD.
Trying to explain the domination mandates if Islam to your average middle class leftist is a waste. The old obnoxious ones will say "Islamaphobic" while the quiet ones will say some variation of "only the radicals". Sheep will be sheep

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 11:46 AM (NFRf7)

120 I believe it's a different "branch" of the IRA actually.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:47 AM (8KLEK)

121 Combined with DSA and its currently undefinable Millionaire's Tax, it's almost over for retirees with savings, the upper middle class, etc.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 11, 2026 11:43 AM (NFX2v)


I-95 is still clear and open, leading to sunny beaches and freedom!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:47 AM (gxRWI)

122 After I retake a state office for the Democrats this year, I shall ride to the rescue in 2032! Mr. Hogg shall be my Vice-President ticket mate!

Posted by: James Talarico at August 11, 2026 11:48 AM (0sNs1)

123 It's not a religion. It's a cult.

Posted by: Change my mind at August 11, 2026 11:39 AM (2Ez/1)

It's a political movement. And a floor wax.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 11:49 AM (dK+Kv)

124 Farage: "if we alienate Islam, we will lose"

https://youtu.be/iJ5j2ZsPNtI

Seems a bit defeatist to me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 11:45 AM (4NO2D)


That chucklehead still don't get it. Oh we have a muslim population that grows 75% every 10 years, and if we alienate it we lose. WTF do you think they have in store for you, you fucking retard. You already lost ya dickhead because you won't defeat it head on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 11:50 AM (S41Gd)

125 A man yelling “Allahu Akbar” attacked three police officers in Toulouse, France, today, stabbing two before a male officer tackled and subdued him.

.. we will never know his motivation
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 11:30 AM



authorities vowed..

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 11:50 AM (4NO2D)

126 Don’t discriminate against the religion (except privately). Discriminate, publicly, against the political component: sharia. They would replace our laws with theirs. Don’t let them!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 11:50 AM (gxRWI)

127 Some comments here this morning are veering very close to being haram!

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at August 11, 2026 11:50 AM (0sNs1)

128 >>I believe it's a different "branch" of the IRA actually.

They call themselves, "New IRA." They are blend of some original IRA members and other anti-immigration factions.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 11:51 AM (J4Dwc)

129 After I retake a state office for the Democrats this year, I shall ride to the rescue in 2032! Mr. Hogg shall be my Vice-President ticket mate!
Posted by: James Talarico at August 11, 2026 11:48 AM (0sNs1)

We laugh now, but it's not outside the realm of possibility in 2032.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 11:51 AM (dF9ik)

130 129 After I retake a state office for the Democrats this year, I shall ride to the rescue in 2032! Mr. Hogg shall be my Vice-President ticket mate!
Posted by: James Talarico at August 11, 2026 11:48 AM (0sNs1)

We laugh now, but it's not outside the realm of possibility in 2032.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 11:51 AM (dF9ik)

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As within the realm of Beto winning in 2020 was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 11:52 AM (R/W/5)

131 In the West, there's a big, problem minority of people who believe in free speech, at least to some degree. I reckon it's about 25-30% percent.

There's a similarly sized group who hate it with a passion, and constitute most if the ruling class, and its hangers-on.

There's a much larger group who sympathize with group 1 up to a point, but always side with group 2 from fear of it, making them an effective subgroup of group 2.

IOW, free speech still exists in the West - again, at least to some degree - but to call it some kind of characteristic of Western countries is a gross exaggeration.

It threatens the status quo in these societies and acts as a destabilizing force to their broad masses, and is either hated, resented, or studiously ignored by most of them.

Do not ever make the mistake of believing freedom of conscience and expression are Western values. A barely restrained intolerance of them is a Western value.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 11:52 AM (BI5O2)

132 We laugh now, but it's not outside the realm of possibility in 2032.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 11:51 AM


Monkeys might fly out of my ass.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 11:52 AM (4NO2D)

133 Calm down, young lady.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)

Hmm. Maybe she stroked out.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:24 AM


Alternatively, perhaps, in a Galactic first, she actually calmed down?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 11:52 AM (0sNs1)

134 We laugh now, but it's not outside the realm of possibility in 2032.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 11:51 AM (dF9ik)
====================
Don't Californicate Texas?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 11:53 AM (9bQjB)

135 At futurism.com: "Last month, the Federal Communications Commission approved an experimental and controversial new satellite being developed by venture Reflect Orbital to reflect sunlight down onto the Earth to illuminate patches of it at night for paying customers."

Cripes.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 11:54 AM (Jr5Lq)

136 123 It's not a religion. It's a cult.

Posted by: Change my mind at August 11, 2026 11:39 AM (2Ez/1)

It's a political movement. And a floor wax.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


Dare to say that to AOC's face while she's wearing the REMAIN SINWAR camisole and FREE GAZA hot pants and you will taste her furry wrath.

Reality Check:
Wasn't AOC's Egg Freezing Scenario the basis of the movie/IDIOCRACY, starying ctHARRIS as Rita?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDdp_N_lcR8
LIB ART: The Expression of the way Life Could and Should BE!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 11, 2026 11:54 AM (mqMkF)

137 Isn't Hogg a Texan, too? Can't be on the ticket with Talarico.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 11:54 AM (77rzZ)

138 >>Alternatively, perhaps, in a Galactic first, she actually calmed down?

If so, I promise always to use this superpower for good.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:55 AM (NcvvS)

139 The Hoover, AL planning commission did it the correct way, citing several reasons why they denied a permit to the Mooslems. Religion was never mentioned.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 11:55 AM (J4Dwc)

140 We laugh now, but it's not outside the realm of possibility in 2032.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 11:51 AM

Monkeys might fly out of my ass.


Will you be selling tickets? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: James Talarico at August 11, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

141
We're already seeing it.

This is the year islam begins to present itself as a political party. Democrats think they control this "branch" with their big tent but we already see that they don't.

Our laws, our culture. Our Constitution are all one big suicide pack apparently.

The islamization of the West has been the most ingenious "war" ever fought. Enough money in the right pockets, enough scolding, enough traitors in power and voila! you're a conquered people. Just check with the Limeys Hummusies.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2026 11:56 AM (iJfKG)

142 Talarico popped up on Facebook asking for $5. Today he asked for $1. Has Hollywood started to leave him?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 11:56 AM (NFRf7)

143 Interview's done, fingers crossed and praying that it leads to an offer later this week.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 11:57 AM (aJQbY)

144
142 Talarico popped up on Facebook asking for $5. Today he asked for $1. Has Hollywood started to leave him?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 11:56 AM (NFRf7)

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All fundraising is like that.

The $1 gets you on the donor list so they can keep asking you in the future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 11:57 AM (R/W/5)

145 It's not a religion. It's a cult.

Per Mark Steyn, Islam is a political system pretending to be a religion, and Marxism is a religion pretending to be a political system.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:58 AM (2ocoG)

146 135 - no way that could ever go wrong...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 11:58 AM (aJQbY)

147 The former Ms. Bezos loves Kamala.

The black voters of SC love Kamala.

The rest of the field is too fractured (white progressives are talking about Ossoff now, even though he keeps getting single digits in any and every poll, including 0% from blacks).

Sorry, Dem donors. You'll fall in line.


Incorrect. They don't HAVE to give their money to anyone. If, by some miracle, she was the candidate, they'd know that giving money to her campaign is just money wasted, so they won't.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

148 147 Incorrect. They don't HAVE to give their money to anyone. If, by some miracle, she was the candidate, they'd know that giving money to her campaign is just money wasted, so they won't.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

======

You either donate, or you are on the outside of what could be the next president's circle.

They fall in line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 11:59 AM (R/W/5)

149 Isn't Hogg a Texan, too? Can't be on the ticket with Talarico.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 11:54 AM


Mr. Hogg, part of the Democratic triumvirate of Modern Masculinity, along with Mr. Emhoff and Mr. Walz, was born in Los Angeles, California.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 11:59 AM (0sNs1)

150 "Islam like Marxism are both out to conquer the whole world"

And China (belt and road)
And Globalists (WEF, IMF, etc.)
And India ? (their H1Bs always select their own tribe)

But not white Christian males, we are the only racist haters in the world, according to our divide and conquer enemies.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2026 11:59 AM (vbXSk)

151 Two: the US constitution and federal laws forbid discrimination on the basis of religion.

Probably not the Constitution, but The Religious Land Use and Institutionalized Persons Act of 2000 (RLUIPA) became federal law on September 22, 2000, when President Bill Clinton signed Public Law 106-274

Less than a year before Muslims were plowing aircraft into buildings and triggering a 20+ year MIC grift fest while encouraging every president since then to import as many terrorists as can be done before the natives catch-on and elect someone like Trump.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 11:59 AM (U4c/V)

152 You either donate, or you are on the outside of what could be the next president's circle.

They fall in line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 11:59 AM (R/W/5)


Yeah, it seems a pretty clear pattern. On both sides.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 11:59 AM (dK+Kv)

153 @135:Reflecting sunlight ? Did these people never use a magnifying glass on ants as a kid? We're the ants

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 12:00 PM (NFRf7)

154 Incorrect. They don't HAVE to give their money to anyone. If, by some miracle, she was the candidate, they'd know that giving money to her campaign is just money wasted, so they won't.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

======

You either donate, or you are on the outside of what could be the next president's circle.

They fall in line.


No. They KNOW she will never win a presidential election. They didn't get rich by throwing good money after bad.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

155 It's like how everyone was against El-Sayed until he won the primary and suddenly everyone is on his side.

You're a Democrat.

You either get in on the ground floor of the next elected official or you have no seat at the table at all.

That's different from voter behavior.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:00 PM (R/W/5)

156 It was hilarious when Fox revealed the caricature of......stuffy ur-conservative Reece-Mogg. Did R-M have any comments about using his face as an aegis?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 11, 2026 12:00 PM (kpS4V)

157 Mr. Hogg, part of the Democratic triumvirate of Modern Masculinity, along with Mr. Emhoff and Mr. Walz, was born in Los Angeles, California.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

OK. I was associating him with the Uvalde school shooting, but it was that other one in LA that he grandstanded on.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)

158 Talarico popped up on Facebook asking for $5. Today he asked for $1. Has Hollywood started to leave him?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 11:56 AM (NFRf7)
_______

They're just identifying the gullible marks. Even if you donate one cent, they'll have your contact info and you'll go on donor lists and they'll hound you forever.

It might not even be this weird simping twink officially. Almost anyone can set up some phony PAC and start grifting on behalf of a big-name candidate.

90% of political donations are pure grifting mills for suckers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:01 PM (iFTx/)

159 The $1 gets you on the donor list so they can keep asking you in the future.

That and so they can avoid campaign contribution limits by laundering over-the-top donations and foreign donations in your name.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 12:01 PM (U4c/V)

160 Soupy week in N IL. Gully washer went through this AM. No wind damage around here that I've heard yet, but there probably was some. By the time this soup lets up, Friday maybe, the lawn will be too tall and muddy to mow.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

161 And it's not just with the specific presidential candidate.

It's with the organizations as a whole.

If the DNC is asking you to donate $1 million when you did the same thing last cycle, and you refuse, well, the DNC will be happy to take the $1 million the next cycle, but you're suddenly far down the list of who gets the meeting with the important people in the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:02 PM (R/W/5)

162 @90 Elric, the consultants got to make their money for nothing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 12:02 PM (NFRf7)

163 If the DNC is asking you to donate $1 million when you did the same thing last cycle, and you refuse, well, the DNC will be happy to take the $1 million the next cycle, but you're suddenly far down the list of who gets the meeting with the important people in the party.

If you're willing to donate $1M, you'll be on the guest list of whatever damn function you want.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)

164 The Boss is up.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:03 PM (NcvvS)

165 The $1 gets you on the donor list so they can keep asking you in the future.
_____

The $1 gets your name on the ActBlue database so they can use it to place fragments of the millions in donations from China, Qatar and elsewhere in the massive laundering operation the Dems have using for years right out in the open with no real consequences.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:03 PM (BtSRd)

166 Sorry, I lied. Don't know what the hell I was looking at.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:04 PM (NcvvS)

167 Isn't Hogg a Texan, too? Can't be on the ticket with Talarico.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 11:54 AM

Mr. Hogg, part of the Democratic triumvirate of Modern Masculinity, along with Mr. Emhoff and Mr. Walz, was born in Los Angeles, California.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 11:59 AM (0sNs1)


Where you were born is irrelevant. What matters is where you claim to live.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:04 PM (ExV1e)

168 The Boss is up.

Not on my interwebs.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

169 163 If the DNC is asking you to donate $1 million when you did the same thing last cycle, and you refuse, well, the DNC will be happy to take the $1 million the next cycle, but you're suddenly far down the list of who gets the meeting with the important people in the party.

If you're willing to donate $1M, you'll be on the guest list of whatever damn function you want.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)

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When you went from 12th person to donate in one cycle to nothing the next cycle. Well, suddenly there are dozens more people who donated $1 million the next cycle. People who've fostered contacts. People who created relationships.

You're definitely further down the list.

And, it's not like the DNC will just take the loss of the revenue laying down and understandingly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:05 PM (R/W/5)

170 The $1 gets your name on the ActBlue database so they can use it to place fragments of the millions in donations from China, Qatar and elsewhere in the massive laundering operation the Dems have using for years right out in the open with no real consequences.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2026 12:03 PM


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: You Know Who at August 11, 2026 12:05 PM (0sNs1)

171 >>Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

Yep. May be the first commenter to post a false nood. Barrel?

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:06 PM (NcvvS)

172 No nood yet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 12:06 PM (0sNs1)

173 And, it's not like the DNC will just take the loss of the revenue laying down and understandingly.

The DNC is bankrupt. They'll pleasure you under a bridge if you offer them $1M.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)

174 The Democrat nominee could be Kamala. Or AOC. Or Luigi Mangione.

It doesn't matter. Every major corporation and their leaders will donate heavily to that candidate.

For the sake of argument, let's say it's Mangione. He shot the CEO of UHC. It's 2028 CEO will tell everyone to dig deep and pony up millions to the candidate and Party, just as Thompson did for Kamala before Mangione shot him - and that was at a time when any cogent person could see she was doomed to fail.

The Democrat Party is where the power is, and money goes where the power is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 12:06 PM (BI5O2)

175 I think more and more that Trump is dealing with Iran because he saw the red-green alliance arriving and has decided to fight them where they have real power.

He is thinking beyond the midterms and certainly beyond Israel. He knows the menace is here and planned to be used against us. Why wouldn't Sayed and Mamdani have special loyalties to Iran?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (8KLEK)

176 Flaying is the penalty for false noods.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (uSPfw)

177 Elric, the consultants got to make their money for nothing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 12:02 PM (NFRf7)
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Yes, for sure. But a lot of this donation money never even gets that far. I can literally set up a PAC called "Give Me Money To Harass Bad Orange Man" and beg for money from dumb leftwing retards (and AWFuLs).

Then, somewhere buried in the fine print, I can disclose that the money could also possibly maybe be used to buy a Lamborghini.

I'm pretty much covered to take all the money and buy the new Revuelto SV that will be announced on Friday at Quail.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (iFTx/)

178 Don't know what the hell I was looking at.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:04 PM (NcvvS)


Sudden spike in busty lesbian pron viewership.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)

179 He is thinking beyond the midterms

As he is wont to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

180 173 And, it's not like the DNC will just take the loss of the revenue laying down and understandingly.

The DNC is bankrupt. They'll pleasure you under a bridge if you offer them $1M.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)

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The point is not that next cycle they'll happily take the $1 million.

It's that this cycle, when you don't give the $1 million, they won't take it well.

They will outright threaten these people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (R/W/5)

181 Wait a minute. There was a new thread, just for a moment. Still, it ain't there now.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (NcvvS)

182 Islam....George Santayana must be spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 11, 2026 12:08 PM (1Au9i)

183 181 Wait a minute. There was a new thread, just for a moment. Still, it ain't there now.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (NcvvS)

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I don't see it in the RSS feed, so I think you may just be hallucinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:08 PM (R/W/5)

184 Schrodinger's Ewok.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

185 >>Flaying is the penalty for false noods.

Oh, thank you. Thought it was going to be the barrel.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:08 PM (NcvvS)

186 The Boss is up.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:03 PM (NcvvS)
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Fuck Bruce Springsteen

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

187 "Flaying is the penalty for false noods."

True noogies for false noodies.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:09 PM (Jr5Lq)

188 The DNC is bankrupt. They'll pleasure you under a bridge if you offer them $1M.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:06 PM


So you're saying AOC will flash and Hillary! will twerk while Murkowski pleasures?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 12:09 PM (0sNs1)

189 >>Flaying is the penalty for false noods.

Oh, thank you. Thought it was going to be the barrel.


First comes the flaying, and THEN the barrel.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:09 PM (Riz8t)

190 Yes, for sure. But a lot of this donation money never even gets that far. I can literally set up a PAC called "Give Me Money To Harass Bad Orange Man" and beg for money from dumb leftwing retards (and AWFuLs).

Then, somewhere buried in the fine print, I can disclose that the money could also possibly maybe be used to buy a Lamborghini.

I'm pretty much covered to take all the money and buy the new Revuelto SV that will be announced on Friday at Quail.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:07 PM (iFTx/)


Just pay yourself a salary of 99% of the take. No fine print required.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:10 PM (ExV1e)

191 >>I don't see it in the RSS feed, so I think you may just be hallucinating.

No, if it were in the RSS feed, there'd already be a FIRST there - that's how I got my second-ever first (sorry) on a krakatoa Sunday morning EMT.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS)

192 190 Just pay yourself a salary of 99% of the take. No fine print required.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:10 PM (ExV1e)

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I believe this is the Stacey Abrams model.

Elric described the Clinton Foundation model.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:11 PM (R/W/5)

193 To nood or not to nood...that is the question...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 12:11 PM (FZ29D)

194 >>First comes the flaying, and THEN the barrel.

*whimper*

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

195 191 >>I don't see it in the RSS feed, so I think you may just be hallucinating.

No, if it were in the RSS feed, there'd already be a FIRST there - that's how I got my second-ever first (sorry) on a krakatoa Sunday morning EMT.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS)

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RSS feed is essentially a push. The site pushes out the XML file to the site that stores posts/notifications of the RSS system, and it stays there even if the post is taken down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:12 PM (R/W/5)

196 The Boss is up.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:03 PM (NcvvS)

Well, at least he didn't sleep until 2:00 EST. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 12:12 PM (dom7w)

197 To nood or not to nood...that is the question...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 12:11 PM (FZ29D)


Since, as of the time of writing this comment, there is no nood, I would recommend not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

198 >>Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:12 PM (R/W/5)

OK, hallucination it is. Just out of curiosity, who's doing the flaying?

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

199 TJM, is this a good time to mention the last American auteur, Russ Meyer?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 12:13 PM (0sNs1)

200
199 TJM, is this a good time to mention the last American auteur, Russ Meyer?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2026 12:13 PM (0sNs1)

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WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:13 PM (R/W/5)

201 OK, hallucination it is. Just out of curiosity, who's doing the flaying?
Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)


Brie Larson's ass, and that's a mighty sharp razor.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:14 PM (ExV1e)

202 Polymarket can take bets on how many minutes to next nood. Or if it can't, it oughter.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

203 Next thing you know they'll be here in America proudly, publicly, and overtly declaring:

"We want more immigrants to come into your countries and then they’re gonna fuck your sisters and then your daughters. We’re here to destroy the White race, bitch."

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 12:14 PM (p1FHn)

204 Next thing you know they'll be here in America proudly, publicly, and overtly declaring:

"We want more immigrants to come into your countries and then they’re gonna fuck your sisters and then your daughters. We’re here to destroy the White race, bitch."
Posted by: ShainS



Rule 308 says whut?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 12:15 PM (20FgH)

205 Brie Larson is 36, so she's aged out of the hot young ingenue bracket.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

206 BTW, TJM, finished watching your Sergio Leone ranking about 15 minutes ago. Thinking that the flashbacks to the child Harmonica were supposed to build interest as they got longer and longer until the final reveal.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)

207 Hey, guys, look at this Moderate Pant Suit -- it looks pretty good on me!

Posted by: AOC 2.0 at August 11, 2026 12:16 PM (qUkBO)

208 Mr. O'Spades is experiencing techinical difficulties.

Please stand by.

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 11, 2026 12:16 PM (0sNs1)

209 206 BTW, TJM, finished watching your Sergio Leone ranking about 15 minutes ago. Thinking that the flashbacks to the child Harmonica were supposed to build interest as they got longer and longer until the final reveal.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)

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Sure.

But that's different from building character that leads to an emotional crescendo, which really feels like the final reveal is supposed to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:16 PM (R/W/5)

210 >>Brie Larson's ass, and that's a mighty sharp razor.

Won't be much left for the Barrel, then.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:16 PM (NcvvS)

211 207 Hey, guys, look at this Moderate Pant Suit -- it looks pretty good on me!

i saw the moderate pant suits open for men without hats at the salt palace back in the naughties.

Posted by: anachronda at August 11, 2026 12:16 PM (sGtp+)

212 Hey, guys, look at this Moderate Pant Suit -- it looks pretty good on me!

Posted by: AOC 2.0


You aren't fooling anyone, Hillary.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

213 Just pay yourself a salary of 99% of the take. No fine print required.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:10 PM (ExV1e)

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I believe this is the Stacey Abrams model.

Elric described the Clinton Foundation model.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:11 PM (R/W/5)
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I assume all these big-time donation machines are a bit of both (and paying out to consultants that are your uncles and cousins and companies you own, etc).

I was describing the bare-bones scam model that predominates the low end. Just one dude literally scamming gullible seniors, AWFuLs with more money than brains, etc.

Paying yourself a 99% salary also works, but that's more complicated. And states (and the feds) rarely police charities. But they do police income taxes and/or 1099s, as well as required workers' comp, insurance, etc.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

214 >>But that's different from building character that leads to an emotional crescendo, which really feels like the final reveal is supposed to be.

Fair enough. And explains your sense that Harmonica is a side character.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

215 214 >>But that's different from building character that leads to an emotional crescendo, which really feels like the final reveal is supposed to be.

Fair enough. And explains your sense that Harmonica is a side character.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

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Which is why it bothers me, but not too much. He is a side character.

If he were the central character, it would bother me more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:18 PM (R/W/5)

216 TJM, finished watching your Sergio Leone ranking about 15 minutes ago. Thinking that the flashbacks to the child Harmonica were supposed to build interest as they got longer and longer until the final reveal.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)

Don't encourage him. And don't make eye contact.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:19 PM (dK+Kv)

217 216 Don't encourage him. And don't make eye contact.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:19 PM (dK+Kv)

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Doesn't really matter.

I can't read what he's saying anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 11, 2026 12:20 PM (R/W/5)

218 Brie Larson is 36, so she's aged out of the hot young ingenue bracket.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
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True ... but there's a whole new bracket for hot aging mothers going vigilante on rich well-dressed white guys harassing their daughters!

She still looks damn good. Seems to be aging well. Still has a great rack.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

219 Crescendos are one of specialities for which The Paolo is, how you say, justly famous.

Posted by: Paolo at August 11, 2026 12:20 PM (0sNs1)

220 >>I can't read what he's saying anyway.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)

221 We have a primary run-off for our Congressional seat and I am so indifferent. The guy with the 30% plurality is someone I voted against two years ago, and the #2 and #3 vote getters from the primary decided to drop out of the run-off, so it's the guy I don't like verses two contenders that got 3% and 2% respectively in the primary.

I might just stay home and drink a beer.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 12:22 PM (4NO2D)

222 She still looks damn good. Seems to be aging well. Still has a great rack.

Concur.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

223 Brie Larson is 36, so she's aged out of the hot young ingenue bracket.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
_________

True ... but there's a whole new bracket for hot aging mothers going vigilante on rich well-dressed white guys harassing their daughters!

She still looks damn good. Seems to be aging well. Still has a great rack.
Posted by: Elric The Blade



She's good. Half +7 is close enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 12:22 PM (20FgH)

224 Just saw a story showing the Mall Of America in Minn in 1992 and today.... Pretty scary.. All Somalis and women in hijabs.... Would not go near there now

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 12:23 PM (ejzvi)

225 nood

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 12:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

226 She still looks damn good. Seems to be aging well. Still has a great rack.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)


Based on this commentary, and Elric's propensity to glorify being first, I imagine that a date would be something like this...

https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY - definitely use headphones if at work or around children

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

227 She still looks damn good.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

Except for that whole ass-causing light diffraction physical phenomena.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 12:24 PM (dK+Kv)

228 And after all that, gp gets the CORRECT nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 12:25 PM (NcvvS)

229 Rule 308 says whut?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 12:15 PM (20FgH)

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Heh, an Americanized version of Rule 303 from one of my favorite flicks "Breaker Morant."

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (p1FHn)

230 Remember Charlie Hebdo?

Charlie Hebdo and Charlie Kirk.
Opposite sides of many moral issues.
Both trying to use words to change minds by confronting others with their own contradictions and hypocrisies.

Both slain for offending totalitarian religions - Islam and Progressivism.

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (kU0PQ)

231 The Babylon Bee strikes again,


The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
23h
Inspired By AOC, James Talarico Also Elects To Have His Eggs Frozen

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

232 He's a pedo.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer's Weiner at August 11, 2026 01:51 PM (NqcCR)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Marsh 20 cent1.jpg

Twenty Cent Movie
Reginald Marsh

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 09:30 AM (20FgH)

2 Good morning!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 09:30 AM (2WIwB)

3 Top of the morning to you.
*places cape over puddle

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 11, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

4 That ain't no movie house. I see pimps.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (20FgH)

5 BOING!
Busy.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (QNSrI)

6 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Coulda been first.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (2WIwB)

7 The movie critics were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 11, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

8 The prequel to Behind the Green Door.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:32 AM (wOO3z)

9 Pron at the big screen?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 11, 2026 09:32 AM (WhMxF)

10 Hideous, garish, outrageous. Would set on fire.

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

11 Looks like a freak show.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 11, 2026 09:32 AM (ibDUx)

12 Pretzels?

I'm in.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 11, 2026 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

13 Put that zoot suit on. It's Bukkake week at the movie house.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:33 AM (wOO3z)

14 I think Chained Heat is one of the features on a playbill.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

15 Pimps, whores.
No dog.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 09:34 AM (AGa7D)

16 Pass the popcorn 🍿

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

17 Nah bruh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 09:34 AM (CAZ6h)

18 Sometimes you need something old to remind you... cities have always been dogshit places to live.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)

19 IMDB. The early years.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 11, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Jeez.
That dude in the grey suit bending over looks like on of the geezers I golf with on Geezer Golf Tuesday.
And that's today! Woohoo!!!
(See how I worked that into the art so as to avoid the 100 comment rule?)

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2026 09:35 AM (2WIwB)

21 Hmmm. This seems like a rerun. I remember the posters at the top.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

22 I think Chained Heat is one of the features on a playbill.
Posted by: Count de Monet

When Harry Ate Sally.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:35 AM (wOO3z)

23 So it's actually 20c , same as in town? We've been getting it wrong?
Would hang , thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 09:35 AM (NFRf7)

24 Colorful, but very busy. I like the expression on the smiling black man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 09:36 AM (Z1RBE)

25 Very nice headgear! We fully approve!

Posted by: The Susquehanna Hat Company at August 11, 2026 09:37 AM (JM9I6)

26 Is an artist not allowed to sketch out lettering before painting to get the spacing reasonably consistent?

Posted by: Oglebay at August 11, 2026 09:38 AM (2ap+5)

27 Five minutes before the Zoot Suit Riot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2026 09:38 AM (kgE5c)

28 post no bills.

Posted by: cmeat at August 11, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

29 20 cents? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!

Posted by: Taggart at August 11, 2026 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

30 The art is assaulting my eyes.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 11, 2026 09:39 AM (8mulE)

31 Hmmm. Well, I guess the chaos would represent the feelings during the depression and the need to escape. This is the Lyric on 42nd street.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 09:40 AM (2UJ+q)

32 Looks like a "burlesque" theater.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:40 AM (JvZF+)

33 Shannon Tweed's grandmother probably featured in a number of the cinematic offerings referenced. Probably.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

34 A falloff in gayness.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 09:40 AM (Fi81e)

35 “Stripped Bare” is one of the films being advertised. Obviously pre-code.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

36 Stripped Bare is one of the movies playing according to the marquee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:41 AM (wOO3z)

37
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 09:41 AM (O0L8i)

38 32 Looks like a "burlesque" theater.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09

Interestingly enough, there are real movie titles mixed in with made up ones.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 09:41 AM (2UJ+q)

39 We Live Again. 1934. Frederic March and Anna Sten.
6.3 out of 10 on IMBD.

"Nekhlyudov, a Russian nobleman serving on a jury, discovers that the young girl on trial, Katusha, is someone he once seduced and abandoned and that he himself bears responsibility for reducing her to crime. He sets out to redeem her and himself in the process."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 11, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

40 think Chained Heat is one of the features on a playbill.
Posted by: Count de Monet

When Harry Ate Sally.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:35 AM (wOO3z)
*****
And -
Joys of the Flesh
Stripped Bare
Something... Sin
Something... Blood

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

41 This would look really nice on the wall in the Brady Bunch kitchen. Avocado green and orange are making a big comeback.

Posted by: Joanna Gaines at August 11, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

42 Is this the Fugly school?

Because it looks like the Fugly school.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 09:42 AM (Fi81e)

43 This would look really nice on the wall in the Brady Bunch kitchen. Avocado green and orange are making a big comeback.
Posted by: Joanna Gaines at August 11, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

Honey, we gotta shiplap that shit.

Posted by: Chip Gaines at August 11, 2026 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

44 Odd customer line up. I like it, don't think it's very well done.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 11, 2026 09:42 AM (sl73Y)

45 This is some early stuff. We'll need MP4's and TJM's take on these films.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2026 09:42 AM (kgE5c)

46 Imagine the experience of, for the first time, going into an air-conditioned movie theater.

Then, when color movies came out.

Dolby surround, I-Max and all that are nice. But I don't think they matched the wonder of those firsts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 09:43 AM (3cUTc)

47 Donut Sin is an underrated picture.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 09:43 AM (Fi81e)

48 I bet the floors are sticky.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 11, 2026 09:44 AM (yEz+x)

49 That same pimp was hanging out in front of the Lyric when I walked by there in the late 70s.

Posted by: "Check It Out" at August 11, 2026 09:44 AM (JM9I6)

50 I'm trying to tell if that blonde in the center has an Adam's apple.

Because I'm pretty sure "she" should have an Adam's apple.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:45 AM (IG3/x)

51 Is this the Fugly school?

Ashcan.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 11, 2026 09:45 AM (zdLoL)

52 I bet the floors are sticky.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Someone's going to have to go back for a shitload of dimes!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 09:45 AM (20FgH)

53 Ya know what ain't up on the Now Playing sign?

Homie the clown.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 09:46 AM (Fi81e)

54 I bet the floors are sticky.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 11, 2026 09:44 AM (yEz+x)
******
lol. Ewwww.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

55 Chained Heat >>>>> Canned Heat

Posted by: From about That Time at August 11, 2026 09:46 AM (sl73Y)

56 "Joys of the Flesh"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:47 AM (wOO3z)

57 > Because I'm pretty sure "she" should have an Adam's apple.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:45 AM (IG3/x)

After embiggening the picture, it looks like "she's" wearing a scarf around "her" neck.

Case closed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:47 AM (IG3/x)

58 Pimps drove custom Continentals and Eldorados in the 70s. What do they drive now?

Posted by: Auto Autist at August 11, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

59 46 ya, the ac made the film secondary. who cared what was showing, gotta scrape up twenny sent.
when mom took me to the bryn mawr it was 40 for kids and 60 fer growdups. not 1st run and very cheap at the time but still.

Posted by: cmeat at August 11, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

60 > What do they drive now?
Posted by: Auto Autist at August 11, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

It's all online nowadays, so probably MacBook Pros.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:48 AM (IG3/x)

61 58 maybachs.

Posted by: cmeat at August 11, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

62 Sticky floors? You ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: The Seats at August 11, 2026 09:50 AM (wVcYX)

63 The cullid fella is searching the crowds for his next gunsel. So far the pickings have been slim, but LeRoy knows to find a good gunsel takes time, patience and a little luck.

Posted by: The Story Behind The Painting at August 11, 2026 09:50 AM (F1rMs)

64
Well, they're only showing 20 cent movies.

"Stripped Bare' despite its provocative title is actually about-

competitive Grizzly Shaving in Alaska.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2026 09:50 AM (iJfKG)

65 "Stripped Bare" is a documentary about furniture refinishing.

You people have your minds in the gutter!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2026 09:51 AM (l4RKn)

66 Front of the theater looks garish and cheap, imagine the back door in the alley. Rusty from urine, smelly, do not happen by in August.

Posted by: Eureka! at August 11, 2026 09:51 AM (JM9I6)

67 I like this, very evocative, you could derive any number of meanings and stories from this painting.

Would hang next to painting of Nighthawkes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 09:53 AM (aFMDx)

68 Look at this dump. I can smell the piss coming through my phone screen. I bet it's Philadelphia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 09:54 AM (BI5O2)

69 Kids got into the drive-in free, plus you could bring in your own food and drinks and they didn't really give a shit.

We went there a lot. Big family.

Only rich people had AC back then, so it was a nice way to get of the house on a hot summer night

This was before the fam moved to Alaska. There were a few attempts at drive-ins here, but it was too light at night in the summer and too cold in the winter. At least one had space heaters on the poles next to the speakers that you could bring into your car.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:55 AM (IG3/x)

70 Far right lowest playbill:

Blow By Blow (1928 ) Hal Roach Studios, written by the man himself so you know it's good.

A "lost" film.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

71 Wouldn't pay much more for the picture

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 09:56 AM (+1K7z)

72 Way too busy. So much detail with no payoff…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 09:57 AM (zEBE+)

73 If I need a space heater to go watch a drive-in movie, I ain't.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:58 AM (wOO3z)

74 I guess back in the day twenty cents would buy you some quality p0rn.

For some definition of "quality."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 09:58 AM (2Cry5)

75 Wasn't Anna Sten supposed to be the next Garbo? How did that turn out?

Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at August 11, 2026 09:59 AM (JM9I6)

76 > 73 If I need a space heater to go watch a drive-in movie, I ain't.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:58 AM (wOO3z)

You're not alone in that sentiment. That drive-in is long gone, gone even before the nationwide drive-in decline.

I'd wonder where teens go to grope each other nowadays, but I guess all of Today's Youth is more or less impotent/frigid/sterile.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:00 AM (IG3/x)

77 64, 65

Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)

78 Look at this dump. I can smell the piss coming through my phone screen. I bet it's Philadelphia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 09:54 AM (BI5O2)
====

Philadelphia. July 1986. Garbage strike about 3 weeks. The odor was unbearable as the garbage grew in big piles, cooking in the summer heat. The whole city stank.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 10:00 AM (JvZF+)

79 Colorful and cheerful. Looks like a magazine illustration. Vastly better than yesterday's offering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 10:01 AM (1z8ji)

80 This theater is on my short list for closure.

Posted by: Todd Blanche at August 11, 2026 10:01 AM (JM9I6)

81
Wasn't Anna Sten supposed to be the next Garbo? How did that turn out?

Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at August 11, 2026 09:59 AM (JM9I6)


She, too, wanted to be left alone and was.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2026 10:01 AM (iJfKG)

82 Squalor. Poverty. Despair. Broken dreams & forlorn hopes. The stale stench of cigarettes, rot-gut liquor, and the cheap perfume of a whore, made from soap and lightweight solvents.

What a fucking bummer.

He should have gone and painted some nesting birds or something.

If I still lived in an urban area, I'd be mad if this was in the art museum. I want to see something nice, not a window to the street I just walked in from.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:02 AM (BI5O2)

83 I think we've found the theater preferred by the alien critters from "They Live".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:02 AM (IG3/x)

84 47 Donut Sin is an underrated picture.
Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 09:43 AM (Fi81e)


You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention!

Posted by: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman at August 11, 2026 10:02 AM (nHXB4)

85 Where can one buy the crazy colorful suits that pimps and black pastors wear? Not in my store.

Posted by: Robert Hall at August 11, 2026 10:03 AM (JM9I6)

86 > 75 Wasn't Anna Sten supposed to be the next Garbo? How did that turn out?
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at August 11, 2026 09:59 AM (JM9I6)

She gave up acting to concentrate on her career as a submachine gun designer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:03 AM (IG3/x)

87 20 cents, same as in town

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 10:04 AM (4g5V+)

88 post no bills.
Posted by: cmeat at August 11, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

If you are selling illegal "medication" on the black market, it's best to do so on the QT. In other words:

"Boast no pills"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 10:04 AM (1z8ji)

89 Reminds me of the Penny Arcade near the bus stop on Royal St in New Orleans - it was next to the Corsair tie shop. That was in the '70s, tho' - it's prolly all gone now. The only room y' never wanted to go in at the Penny Arcade was the one in the far end of the place in the left rear of the store. It had a long curtain that guys would pull back to enter - and if you stood next to it long enough checking out the other things, you'd hear 'Unnnnnhhhh!' and 'Mmmm!' and 'Oooohhhhh …'. din't need to be a rocket scientist to know what that meant …

Posted by: Dr_No at August 11, 2026 10:05 AM (ayRl+)

90 On a train to DC, woman sitting next to me is slamming them back.

I hope she’s got someone waiting for her on the other end, yowza.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 10:05 AM (l8tJ/)

91 Don't care for the style with its exaggerated poses and physiques. It works for some WPA era government building murals but it gets tiresome fast. Also, crowded cityscapes and urban-oriented scenes have little appeal for me.

I'm not knocking Marsh's talent but his choices and approach. There seems little positive about the paintings. Norman Rockwell can do a similar scene, crowded city life, but it's warm. Marsh's come across to me as smarmy.

Maybe I just need more coffee.

Posted by: JTB at August 11, 2026 10:05 AM (yTvNw)

92 Dogs Playing Poker

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 10:05 AM (4g5V+)

93
Donut Sin is an underrated picture.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 09:43 AM (Fi81e)
\

"Donut Sin" also played under the titles:

"That Ain't No Jelly Donut!"

"Cream Filled?"

And

"Fritter? I Barely Knew Her!"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2026 10:06 AM (iJfKG)

94 Thank goodness for the internet. I can stay at home and make whatever I want a sticky mess.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 10:06 AM (mAcKf)

95 We Live Again. 1934. Frederic March and Anna Sten.
6.3 out of 10 on IMBD.

"Nekhlyudov, a Russian nobleman serving on a jury, discovers that the young girl on trial, Katusha, is someone he once seduced and abandoned and that he himself bears responsibility for reducing her to crime. He sets out to redeem her and himself in the process."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I've seen that movie on TCM. It's based on Tolstoy's "Resurrection"

Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2026 10:06 AM (lJ0H4)

96 Looks like a great place to get curbside pharmaceuticals and coin operated women.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 11, 2026 10:06 AM (2Ez/1)

97 On a train to DC, woman sitting next to me is slamming them back.

I hope she’s got someone waiting for her on the other end, yowza.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 10:05 AM (l8tJ/)

She's prepping for her first job interview.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 10:08 AM (mAcKf)

98 53 Ya know what ain't up on the Now Playing sign?

Homie the clown.
Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 09:46 AM (Fi81e)

Cuz Homie don’t play dat.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 10:08 AM (4g5V+)

99 Norman Rockwell can do a similar scene, crowded city life, but it's warm. Marsh's come across to me as smarmy.

----

This comes across to me as a hellscape.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:10 AM (BI5O2)

100 Is Titty-Caca AOC Skipping Marriage To Hide Cash While She’s In Congress?

-
Maybe she has her eye on a White House wedding.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

101 On a train to DC, woman sitting next to me is slamming them back.

I hope she’s got someone waiting for her on the other end, yowza.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Dude, maybe she's hoping you'll take her home. Start chatttin' her up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

102 93 "sink the bismarck"
"patron saint of crullers"
"frosted long john"

Posted by: cmeat at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

103 I think i saw this theater in Blade runner.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (/btK8)

104 How would this change if everyone was staring at their phone

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (8KLEK)

105 If I were on a train to DC, I'd hurl myself from the door on a high trestle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

106
The pictures beneath the Now Playing are three of the biggest stars of the era.

From left to right:

Montegue Clapperton

Lucille Gawnadds

Jimmy Spatsworthy.

Sadly, their movies are rarely seen these days.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2026 10:12 AM (iJfKG)

107 If I were on a train to DC, I'd hurl myself from the door on a high trestle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

I had no idea tressel was an outdated form

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:12 AM (8KLEK)

108 > 105 If I were on a train to DC, I'd hurl myself from the door on a high trestle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

1) Train to the gulag
2) Train to a Nazi death camp
3) Train to DC

You make the call.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:13 AM (IG3/x)

109 Off to take a nap because I'm older than shit and I can.

Be well, people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 10:13 AM (IG3/x)

110 Tuq'r tried to get a recommendation from Hunter for his son to get into Georgetown.

https://tinyurl.com/ypu8ksne

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

111 .

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:14 AM (bkPgX)

112 At least the train to DC gets you to Union Station, which I hear Trump has really spruced up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

113 108 train to busan.
asspiercer.

Posted by: cmeat at August 11, 2026 10:14 AM (Bep7s)

114 I had no idea tressel was an outdated form

Posted by: ...


The vessel on the tressel has a pallet full of poison.

The wagon that it's draggin' has the brew for the crew.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 10:14 AM (OUMaO)

115 How would this change if everyone was staring at their phone

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (8KLEK)

---------------

It would depict a modern-day family sitting around the dinner table?

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 10:15 AM (qs+9c)

116 "Prognosis Negative"

https://youtu.be/v76-pkMaVcc

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 11, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

117 Gotta wonder how often the pimp took a nightstick to the noggin. Things were different then.

Posted by: Skull 3 Inches Thick at August 11, 2026 10:15 AM (JM9I6)

118 When I was a kid, barely old enough to walk to the theater, Mom would give me a quarter. Nine cent admission, nine cent box of popcorn, five cent drink. Good times!

Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 11, 2026 10:15 AM (z6ONu)

119 @97

>> She's prepping for her first job interview.

It would be hilarious if we ended up in the same conference room at the capital.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 10:16 AM (meW/I)

120 had no idea tressel was an outdated form
Posted by: ... at August

It isnt, it's a misspelling. Came from old French, with the t already in it.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 11, 2026 10:16 AM (sl73Y)

121 People knew how to dress before they went out in public.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 10:16 AM (LHPAg)

122 At least the train to DC gets you to Union Station, which I hear Trump has really spruced up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

----------------

"Why didn't DC District Clown Judge Bozoberg prevent that travesty from happening! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 10:17 AM (qs+9c)

123 The vessel on the tressel has a pallet full of poison.

The wagon that it's draggin' has the brew for the crew.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 10:14 AM

No friggin in the riggin.

Posted by: Avast ye, matey! at August 11, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)

124 Fake and gay tells us directly he is fake and gay.
=======
Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
·
14h
I had ditched Grammarly for Claude for proofreading because it does a better job. But now the stuff I've written will be watermarked that Claude did the work. This is ridiculous.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 10:17 AM (E4rtv)

125 That damn Trump!

NOW: Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio. TPS holders are checking in at the location as the protective status ended

https://tinyurl.com/bdevf25z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)

126 It would be hilarious if we ended up in the same conference room at the capital.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Oh, man, Bender's going to a conference in the Capital?

I had no idea he was such a bigshot.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

127 123 the flagon with the dragon or the chalice with the palace?

Posted by: cmeat at August 11, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

128 Happy Feast of St Clare of Assisi.
Very impressive lady

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 11, 2026 10:19 AM (EGSGm)

129 105 If I were on a train to DC, I'd hurl myself from the door on a high trestle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

"Suicide Curve" was on the 9th Avenue El. Nearly 70 feet high, the trains slowed to a crawl on the sharp curve. People would get out and jump. Up by 110th Street.

Posted by: Desperate Times, Desperate Measures at August 11, 2026 10:20 AM (JM9I6)

130 @124

>> Fake and gay tells us directly he is fake and gay.

The end stage for AI companies is to be able to monetize the product that their AI produces, so watermarking is merely the first step in the process.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 10:20 AM (meW/I)

131 Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio. TPS holders are checking in at the location as the protective status ended

https://tinyurl.com/bdevf25z
____

They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
Of the people of Springfield.
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa

Posted by: Kiffness at August 11, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

132 NOW: Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio. TPS holders are checking in at the location as the protective status ended

https://tinyurl.com/bdevf25z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me!

Behold my barren field.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 10:21 AM (wOO3z)

133 NOW: Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio. TPS holders are checking in at the location as the protective status ended

https://tinyurl.com/bdevf25z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Trump's Run! Carousel!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:21 AM (20FgH)

134 On a train to DC, woman sitting next to me is slamming them back.

I hope she’s got someone waiting for her on the other end, yowza.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Dude, maybe she's hoping you'll take her home. Start chatttin' her up.
Posted by: Bulg



Start filming everything! You don't want her to start to sober & and claim you tried to grope her!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:23 AM (20FgH)

135 The end stage for AI companies is to be able to monetize the product that their AI produces, so watermarking is merely the first step in the process.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 10:20 AM (meW/I)

How can you watermark a digital product, particularly text? I foresee a big market for software to wipe any files clean of watermarks or any other distinctive markers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 10:23 AM (1z8ji)

136 NOW: Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio. TPS holders are checking in at the location as the protective status ended

https://tinyurl.com/bdevf25z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Trump's Run! Carousel!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:21 AM (20FgH)

Yeah, I voted for this. GTFO and come back legally.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 10:24 AM (dK+Kv)

137 Squalor. Poverty. Despair. ..oh, me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery...

Posted by: Hee-Haw! at August 11, 2026 10:24 AM (IeX0j)

138 the flagon with the dragon or the chalice with the palace?

Posted by: cmeat


The mug on the rug. The cup's messed up.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 10:24 AM (OUMaO)

139 It would depict a modern-day family sitting around the dinner table?
Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 10:15

I insist we eat as a family at the table more often than not, and devices are not allowed. Not under the table on your leg, not on the table flipped upside down. And if no one has anything to say, it is known I will begin asking people to tell me 1 thing they did they are proud of during the day or 1 thing they are grateful for. I am now immune to eye rolls. 😊

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:24 AM (ZdaMQ)

140 @126

>> I had no idea he was such a bigshot.

If you’ve ever seen the interview where Dave Chappelle meets Kanye West for the first time, Kanye is at a recording studio with some heavyweights, he gets a call, the person on the other end asked him something and about how he got into that situation, he replied, Because My Life is Dope and I do Dope Sh*t.

Sometimes I get to do dope sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 10:24 AM (meW/I)

141 Good news, everyone! The moderates are winning!

Jessica Tarlov claims AOC now is a "Moderate Dem" as compared to the "core DSA wing."
Scott Galloway agrees that this is a "fair point."
AOC is a member of NYC DSA.
The gaslighting levels coming in an attempt to rebrand AOC for 2028 are going to be stratospheric.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

142 I am now immune to eye rolls. 😊
Posted by: Piper

Well, being dead renders you immune to most things.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

143 BREAKING: Former NBA Rookie of the Year Ben Simmons has officially declared for the 2027 WNBA Draft following several former NBA players entering the draft pool. Simmons made the announcement after publicly identifying as a lesbian and coming out as a woman.


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:26 AM (20FgH)

144 It isnt, it's a misspelling. Came from old French, with the t already in it.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 11, 2026 10:16 AM (sl73Y)

All I see is that it was valid at one time, and it's apparently a legal scrabble word.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:26 AM (8KLEK)

145 I could see myself being on a train to DC for one reason: because it's hauling supplies, reinforcements and a gigantic fuckin' rail gun to the beseigers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:26 AM (BI5O2)

146 I had ditched Grammarly for Claude for proofreading because it does a better job. But now the stuff I've written will be watermarked that Claude did the work. This is ridiculous.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 10:17 AM (E4rtv)

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:26 AM (bkPgX)

147 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
·
14h
I had ditched Grammarly for Claude for proofreading because it does a better job. But now the stuff I've written will be watermarked that Claude did the work. This is ridiculous.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 10:17 AM (E4rtv)

What is ridiculous is that you trust a clanker to do your work for you. Not that it could get any more useless.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 10:26 AM (dK+Kv)

148 121 People knew how to dress before they went out in public.
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2026 10:16 AM (LHPAg)

No going out in public in pajamas looking like a bunch of bums.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 10:27 AM (4g5V+)

149 By “proofreading” he of course means write everything for me.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:27 AM (bkPgX)

150 149 By “proofreading” he of course means write everything for me.
Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:27 AM (bkPgX

Ummmm,.it’s Whig we are talking about here. Remember?

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:29 AM (ZdaMQ)

151 Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed says "toxic masculinity is at the heart of football"

-
And what's at the heart of the WNBA?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

152 Whig, I'll be happy to proofread for you. I love proofreading.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

153 No going out in public in pajamas looking like a bunch of bums.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Getting handcuffed and arrested in PJs has gone viral. Urrybody doin' it!

Posted by: Walmark Shoplifter at August 11, 2026 10:29 AM (JM9I6)

154 On a train to DC, woman sitting next to me is slamming them back.

I hope she’s got someone waiting for her on the other end, yowza.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Dude, maybe she's hoping you'll take her home. Start chatttin' her up.
Posted by: Bulg


So, Silverstreak redux?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

155 Ona forum I’m on someone posted an idea of using ChatGPT to do al this complicated shit. A reply to his post was someone uploading an excel spreadsheet that did the same thing. It was glorious how the OP was roasted unmercifully.

AI basically a solution for problems that don’t exist.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:30 AM (bkPgX)

156 136 NOW: Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio. TPS holders are checking in at the location as the protective status ended

https://tinyurl.com/bdevf25z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Trump's Run! Carousel!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:21 AM (20FgH)

Yeah, I voted for this. GTFO and come back legally.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 10:24 AM (dK+Kv)

Ankle monitors?

Fuck that. Put them on a C-17 at Youngstown ARS or Wright Pat AFB and fly their asses to Port-au-Prince.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 10:30 AM (4g5V+)

157 Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed says "toxic masculinity is at the heart of football"

Uhm yeah that’s kind of the whole point.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:31 AM (bkPgX)

158 Or Runaway Train?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 10:32 AM (wVcYX)

159 By “proofreading” he of course means write everything for me.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:27 AM (bkPgX)

As if Microsoft, freaking Word has not been doing spell and grammar check since before the turn of the millennium.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 10:32 AM (dK+Kv)

160 I think it's going to be a "bridge" candidate and I think AOC has the capability and backing to win an election but I'm not sure it will be her. I still think it's gonna be a dude. It just feels like that. She has some masculine qualities but it's the zeitgeist, both real and engineered.

Also the new alliance with the slimes might not allow for a woman - or a gay. Hard to say.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:32 AM (8KLEK)

161 NOW: Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio. TPS holders are checking in at the location as the protective status ended

https://tinyurl.com/bdevf25z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Trump's Run! Carousel!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:21 AM (20FgH)

Yeah, I voted for this. GTFO and come back legally.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 10:24 AM (dK+Kv)

Ankle monitors?

Fuck that. Put them on a C-17 at Youngstown ARS or Wright Pat AFB and fly their asses to Port-au-Prince.
Posted by: Cow Demon



There not really ankle monitors.

They're actually Joo beepers.........boom!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:32 AM (20FgH)

162 >>NOW: Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio

What's the problem? Susan Sarandon's boobs told him Haiti is already a great country.

https://tinyurl.com/48fsw58j

(Annnnd...it's a boob thread)

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 10:32 AM (J4Dwc)

163 NOW: Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio. TPS holders are checking in at the location as the protective status ended

https://tinyurl.com/bdevf25z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Performance acting. He knows there's cameras around.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2026 10:33 AM (EBYJR)

164 And what's at the heart of the WNBA?
—-

Peace, Love, & Understanding. The gentle caress that only a Woman can give.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 10:33 AM (3ElP1)

165 The end stage for AI companies is to be able to monetize the product that their AI produces, so watermarking is merely the first step in the process.

The watermarking is actually an EU mandate. Because of course it is. Anything that makes US tech companies look dumb is often due to the EU.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 10:33 AM (2ocoG)

166 Haitian man collapses on the ground in tears as he is fitted with an ankle monitor by ICE office in Blue Ash Ohio.

You must be having a pretty sweet life at our expense if some new jewelry from ICE makes you cry.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2026 10:33 AM (+Tpk4)

167 The weird thing about future elections is the Demcorat candidates and possibly chosen Republicans, will likely have live AI assistance in their ear.

Kamala's assistance was not "live" which is why all her sick burns of Trump in that debate were literally five minutes and one round of talking after whatever he said that she was "burning". It was really bizarre. She had these direct responses to things he has said in the previous round. AI is going to make it easier to respond live.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 10:33 AM (8KLEK)

168 Murder / Romance on the Orient Express?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 10:33 AM (wVcYX)

169 And what's at the heart of the WNBA?



Willies & scissoring

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:34 AM (20FgH)

170 Twenty Cent Movie
Reginald Marsh

Nice article, Whitney Museum of American Art, Reginald Marsh, Recto: Twenty Cent Movie, Verso: (Study for figures) 1936

They - theaters such as the Lyric - held some great, old traditions that extended some decades past the 1930's. (There were long term relationships came from those movie meetups that, after mid-century, often featured some of the worst horror movies, too, and then the audiences added commentary on top of that. (A really bad movie, you could laughing through the entire show.) Now, Runway and streaming.

Aside: Didn't we have another painting, different artist, that had the Lyric Theater of NYC in its background?

I may not hang today's art selection but I've enjoyed seeing & reading about it. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 11, 2026 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

171 The New York Times seems to enjoy creating articles with weird graphics and barely any text. A July 29 magazine article Inflammation Keeps Us Alive. It's Also Making Us Sick" is an example. Very frustrating to read and its timing was curious. Novo Nordisk had just reported the results of a large study into the use of anti-inflammatory drugs to prevent/treat atherosclerosis. The drug was very good at reducing inflammation, but there was no improvement at all in mortality from atherosclerosis. Did Big Pharma rush to the NY Times to push out a slop article on the wonders of anti-inflammatories?

Posted by: Oglebay at August 11, 2026 10:35 AM (2ap+5)

172 Uh oh.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 11, 2026 10:35 AM (2ap+5)

173 Susan Sarandon's boobs. Is there anything they DON'T know

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 11, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

174 Ummmm,.it’s Whig we are talking about here. Remember?
Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 10:29 AM (ZdaMQ)

No. It's him quoting the fat retard and pompous fraud Erick Erickson, whose semi-literate first drafts are presumably "watermarked" with buttery fingerprints

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:36 AM (BI5O2)

175 The shocking part about the game where the thug tried to decapitate Sophie wasn’t the attempted decapitation. That’s a typical Tuesday in the league. The real shocking part was It was 17k people in attendance. I’m genuinely surprised they get that kind of crowd for these games.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:37 AM (bkPgX)

176 I've been hearing an ad on WMAL lately touting vaccines -- not the vaxx, but vaccines in general. Sponsored by Pfizer, of course.

Seems like their starting to realize the damage that their covid shenanigans did to public attitudes toward vaccination.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

177 It was 17k people in attendance"

Or was that the number of tickets released...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 10:38 AM (cGjQu)

178 Eh, I'm not gonna bag on these Haitians. They're gettin' gone, which is all that counts.

And I do feel bad for them. This is all necessary, but they're victims of this country's reckless and irresponsible immigration policies, like we are, just in a different way.

This was never good for us, and now it sucks for them, too. None of this ever should have happened.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

179 going to be stratospheric.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

----------------

She'll win The Pulitzer Peace Prize for 2027 after having Proposed "A Final Solution" for peace in The Middle East for the first time in 4.5 millennia.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 10:40 AM (qs+9c)

180 Susan Sarandon's boobs. Is there anything they DON'T know
Posted by: Homer Simpson

I bet Sydney Sweeney's boobs can recite pi to 1,000 places.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

181 Free green dildos to the first 17,000 fans!

Posted by: WNBA Promotion at August 11, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

182 The shocking part about the game where the thug tried to decapitate Sophie wasn’t the attempted decapitation. That’s a typical Tuesday in the league. The real shocking part was It was 17k people in attendance. I’m genuinely surprised they get that kind of crowd for these games.
Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:37 AM (bkPgX)

Probably lots of give away, corporate or otherwise free tickets given to "underpriviledged" youths who then attend to see what other freebies they can grab and steal.

Posted by: Behind The Curtain at August 11, 2026 10:41 AM (F1rMs)

183 if you watch the clips it was a full house. It may be just that one game because it’s Sophie Cunningham’s team and she’s the “it girl’. And Chicago/Indiana supposedly is a rivalry. But still.

I guess it’s true what they say no publicity is bad publicity in the entertainment world.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:41 AM (bkPgX)

184 Daily Mail:

"Sickening new details about death of boy, 7, who cops say was tortured to death by his mom and her two transgender lovers"

This never happens.

~ the left

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 10:42 AM (J4Dwc)

185 Maybe she has her eye on a White House wedding.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)


I would say that if you've been with a fella for 11 years and he hasn't wifed you up yet then he ain't gonna but she's a politician, not a human, so the rules are different.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)

186 This was never good for us, and now it sucks for them, too. None of this ever should have happened.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

They were not forced to come here. We were not given the opportunity to reject supporting them. Those are not equivalents.

It sucks your country is a shithole. Go back and build a better one. We've got commies to focus on here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 10:43 AM (dK+Kv)

187 180 hair pi, bake two.

Posted by: cmeat at August 11, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)

188 This never happens.

~ the left
Posted by: one hour sober

We’re past that stage. We’re at the it sometimes happens but it’s no big deal stage. On our way to it happens and here’s why it’s a good thing stage.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:44 AM (bkPgX)

189 Go with the winner!

Top Democrats Rally Behind Abdul El-Sayed in Key Michigan Race as Obama and Newsom Reach Out

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

190 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

OK, who are you, and what have you done with the real YD?

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

191 The shocking part about the game where the thug tried to decapitate Sophie wasn’t the attempted decapitation. That’s a typical Tuesday in the league. The real shocking part was It was 17k people in attendance. I’m genuinely surprised they get that kind of crowd for these games.
Posted by: Before you go


They do for an Indiana Fever game BECAUSE of and ONLY because of Caitlyn Clark and Sophie Cunningham.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:45 AM (20FgH)

192
>> Fake and gay tells us directly he is fake and gay.

The end stage for AI companies is to be able to monetize the product that their AI produces, so watermarking is merely the first step in the process.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 10:20 AM (meW/I)



A bunch of yootoobers are bitching about how fraudsters are using AI to steal their content. The AI companies are gonna lose out on all those sweet sweet AI fraud yootoob monetization bucks, as these more nimble thieves use the AI company's own tools to steal content before the AI company can get around to it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 10:47 AM (iqcvy)

193 Couples go to these movies all the time!

Posted by: Travis Bickle at August 11, 2026 10:47 AM (TbWk/)

194 BREAKING: Former NBA Rookie of the Year Ben Simmons has officially declared for the 2027 WNBA Draft following several former NBA players entering the draft pool. Simmons made the announcement after publicly identifying as a lesbian and coming out as a woman.

Maybe WNBA will have a quota for dudes like they do in Japan Baseball for American Dudes.

Posted by: Maybe WNBA will get entertaining at August 11, 2026 10:48 AM (XXr5u)

195 Posted by: Bulg
======
I learned long ago due to the workload of churning out publish or perish that you basically had to act like a potter. You throw a glop on the wheel with some idea about what to write and then spend the rest of the time shaping the glop into something useful. Otherwise, you can get writer's block. I grew up in the age of typewriters where it was a literal pita to correct and you were painfully worried about a typo, not only because of the pita it was to correct, but writing was viewed more as thou shalt not....."

Nowadays, I just put it down--redraft as needed--usually the second or third draft. And I don't sweat the clunky writing style nor grammar mistakes on the first draft anymore.

For formal submissions, you clean it up, otherwise, I simply don't worry about it anymore. In a lot of cases, on computer drafting, I am often rewrite to clarify as I go here which means sometimes verb tense, plural mentions, punctuation, etc. go by the wayside. Because it is as much to clarify in my head my own arguments by writing them down as it is for others. And sometimes what I put out mystifies even me.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 10:48 AM (E4rtv)

196 Top Democrats Rally Behind Abdul El-Sayed in Key Michigan Race as Obama and Newsom Reach Out
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 11, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)


How is anyone surprised? This is what Democrats always do. They vote party first. It’s only Republicans who hold their nose up high about “principles” and vote Democrat.

People who thought Democrats in Michigan would sit the election out or even vote for Rogers are in for a big suspense.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:49 AM (bkPgX)

197 US Army mobile short-range anti-aircraft missile system helping protect PDT while he's golfing. Due to recent Iranian assassination threats. Interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/4cz55u3n

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 10:51 AM (5rh/l)

198 Other than clips of movies or shows or podcasts, most of YouTube is ai slop.

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:51 AM (bkPgX)

199 A bunch of yootoobers are bitching about how fraudsters are using AI to steal their content. The AI companies are gonna lose out on all those sweet sweet AI fraud yootoob monetization bucks, as these more nimble thieves use the AI company's own tools to steal content before the AI company can get around to it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

And the funny thing is that some of these influencers steal from others while they are complaining about AI because it steals material from useful sources faster and better than they can.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 10:54 AM (E4rtv)

200 BREAKING: Former NBA Rookie of the Year Ben Simmons has officially declared for the 2027 WNBA Draft following several former NBA players entering the draft pool. Simmons made the announcement after publicly identifying as a lesbian and coming out as a woman.

Maybe WNBA will have a quota for dudes like they do in Japan Baseball for American Dudes.
Posted by: Maybe WNBA will get entertaining



What's hilarious is the left twisting themselves in circles trying to tell everyone why MAGA supports men in women's sports. While not realizing the reason they are doing it is to draw attention to men in women's sports.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:54 AM (20FgH)

201 Other than clips of movies or shows or podcasts, most of YouTube is ai slop.
Posted by: Before you go


Yeah. I'm currently watching about 20 seasons of mythbusters.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:55 AM (20FgH)

202 The real shocking part was It was 17k people in attendance. I’m genuinely surprised they get that kind of crowd for these games.

WNBA gets real measurable attendance for games with Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham. Their knee-jerk adverse reaction to that is why I think the whole league is a "The Producers" scheme.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 10:56 AM (2ocoG)

203 > US Army mobile short-range anti-aircraft missile system helping protect PDT while he's golfing. Due to recent Iranian assassination threats. Interesting.
-------
Drones. Explosive laden drones. The operator doesn't even have to have eyes on the target. The drone's camera is as good as a cellphone camera and the operator can be miles and miles away.

Our anti-drone capabilities are evolving, but are not real good yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 10:56 AM (2Cry5)

204 In a lot of cases, on computer drafting, I am often rewrite to clarify as I go here which means sometimes verb tense, plural mentions, punctuation, etc. go by the wayside.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 10:48 AM (E4rtv)

I wouldn't know you're talking about.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 10:57 AM (dK+Kv)

205 The real shocking part was It was 17k people in attendance. I’m genuinely surprised they get that kind of crowd for these games.

WNBA gets real measurable attendance for games with Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham. Their knee-jerk adverse reaction to that is why I think the whole league is a "The Producers" scheme.
Posted by: Ian S.


If Caitlyn Clark goes to the European circuit, the WNBA goes back to not being able to fill a high school gym.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 10:57 AM (20FgH)

206 A bunch of yootoobers are bitching about how fraudsters are using AI to steal their content.

Every successful YT channel, no matter how niche, has someone copy/pasting the content. Usually Indians or Africans.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 10:57 AM (2ocoG)

207
That Twitchy article about Haiti has that stupid Conan O photo with him drinking on a Haitian beach, trying to sell us on the idea of Haiti being some sort of Carib paradise.

Except for the huge pile of garbage on the beach behind him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 10:58 AM (iqcvy)

208 Good Housekeeping - recall announcement

USDA recalled 12,036 pounds of Canadian bacon that entered U.S. stores without required federal inspection, affecting Royale Natural and TOP VALU products in Idaho, Oregon, and Washington.

The bacon bypassed mandatory import reinspection, prompting the USDA’s most serious recall classification, though no pathogens were found and no illnesses were reported.

Packages with September 2026 sell-by dates bearing “EST. 1” should be thrown away or returned. Consumers with questions can call the USDA hotline at 888-674-6854

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 11, 2026 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

209 Twitchy article about Haiti has that stupid Conan O photo with him drinking on a Haitian beach, trying to sell us on the idea of Haiti being some sort of Carib paradise.

-

If it’s a paradise then why are Haitians so opposed to going back to, you know, paradise?

Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:59 AM (bkPgX)

210 And the funny thing is that some of these influencers steal from others while they are complaining about AI because it steals material from useful sources faster and better than they can.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 10:54 AM (E4rtv)

That's why I am not sorry to be kicked off Twitter. It's a PITA sometimes. But it was always a race to the bottom to see who's better at the look at me game, and people would gleefully take asinine positions, blatantly steal content, and pass others' "hot takes" without attribution.

Who needs that?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 11:00 AM (dK+Kv)

211 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

212 Who needs that?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 11:00 AM (dK+Kv)

Can you imagine

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:01 AM (8KLEK)

213 Let's remember that the WNBA suspended Toronto head coach Sandy Brondello for calling Angel Reese a "protected species," yet has done nothing about Carrington’s racial "white privilege" post from the locker room after being ejected.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 11:01 AM (J4Dwc)

214 USDA recalled 12,036 pounds of Canadian bacon that entered U.S. stores without required federal inspection, affecting Royale Natural and TOP VALU products in Idaho, Oregon, and Washington.

Canadian bacon, or real bacon from Canada?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:02 AM (2ocoG)

215 I wouldn't know you're talking about.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
========
Heh. Oops, I did it again.

Funny Link to Youtube where Richard Thompson resurrects the Brittany Spears song to great effect.
Live. The man is really a treasure to watch and to listen to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WGsMplGxU

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 11:02 AM (E4rtv)

216 USDA recalled 12,036 pounds of Canadian bacon that entered U.S. stores without required federal inspection, affecting Royale Natural and TOP VALU products in Idaho, Oregon, and Washington.

The bacon bypassed mandatory import reinspection, prompting the USDA’s most serious recall classification, though no pathogens were found and no illnesses were reported.

Packages with September 2026 sell-by dates bearing “EST. 1” should be thrown away or returned. Consumers with questions can call the USDA hotline at 888-674-6854
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 11, 2026 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

It would be interesting to know how the shipment "bypassed" USDA inspection. Was it a lapse by the inspectors responsible, a fuckup by the driver of the truck (sounds like one truckload), or a concerted effort to evade inspection?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 11:04 AM (1z8ji)

217 Our anti-drone capabilities are evolving, but are not real good yet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 10:56 AM (2Cry5)

That you know of. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 11:05 AM (4g5V+)

218 That's good whig. And for another take - gird your loins...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_HN50TLuaI

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 11:06 AM (8KLEK)

219 People who thought Democrats in Michigan would sit the election out or even vote for Rogers are in for a big suspense.
Posted by: Before you go at August 11, 2026 10:49 AM (bkPgX)

We’ll see.

But regardless, complacency is the devil. The election must be held. Just because.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 11:08 AM (4g5V+)

220
Every successful YT channel, no matter how niche, has someone copy/pasting the content. Usually Indians or Africans.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 10:57 AM (2ocoG)



Lots of those podcast movie "reaction" videos, cut/pasted short clips together with some dot Indian guy at the end doing a short 20 second outtro while holding a tiny little microphone up to his mouth. That's relatively honest.

On the other hand, you have AI thieves who take the whole video, change the voice and then cut/paste some random guy into the vid duplicating the content, word for word. Happens a lot in guitar instruction vids (Rhett Shull was recently bitching about the latest one, where they didn't bother to even change the background from his basement studio, while also stealing his content)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 11:11 AM (iqcvy)

221 Canadian bacon doesn't come from Canada.

Posted by: The More You Know at August 11, 2026 11:13 AM (2Ez/1)

222 On the other hand, you have AI thieves who take the whole video, change the voice and then cut/paste some random guy into the vid duplicating the content, word for word.

I haven't seen those, I've just seen literal copy-pastes, frequently onto platforms the creator isn't using (TikTok, Facebook, Instagram).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 11:13 AM (2ocoG)

223
USDA recalled 12,036 pounds of Canadian bacon that entered U.S. stores without required federal inspection, affecting Royale Natural and TOP VALU products in Idaho, Oregon, and Washington.

The bacon bypassed mandatory import reinspection, prompting the USDA’s most serious recall classification, though no pathogens were found and no illnesses were reported.



Actually, it should all be thrown out for mislabeling Canuckian ham as "bacon". There's nothing "bacon" about that stuff. I mean, it's reasonably tasty ham, but Canadian Bacon tries to fool you with the name. The only thing they have in common is that they come from the same animal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 11:16 AM (iqcvy)

224 Mister Bojangles!

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 11:38 AM (4NO2D)

225 218 That's good whig. And for another take - gird your loins...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_HN50TLuaI
Posted by: ...

I like 40's music like that. Unfortunately the big band went away due to post war economics--it made bands smaller because they could no longer make money sufficient for bigger ones.

Now we are down to cRAP with one dude muttering over techno and backing tracks. AI is pushing even the dude singing out of the picture after it limped along at first with autotuning and then wholesale pitch correcting on the fly in live concerts.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)

226 Now we are down to cRAP with one dude muttering over techno and backing tracks. AI is pushing even the dude singing out of the picture after it limped along at first with autotuning and then wholesale pitch correcting on the fly in live concerts.

Pitch correction has nothing to do with AI. It's actually derived from math the oil companies came up with to find good places for fracking.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

227 A similar painting by Reginald Marsh is at the Cleveland Museum of Art.

https://www.clevelandart.org/art/2006.137

Posted by: Pat Dooley at August 12, 2026 12:04 AM (2Gmzv)

The Morning Report — 8/ 11 /26

ClownBobby.jpg

Good morning kids.

First up there are reports from of a massive earthquake that rocked Colombia yesterday morning. Prayers up for all those affected and for rescue and recovery crews.

The Geological Service of Colombia confirmed a magnitude 7.4 earthquake rocking the country around 7:34 a.m. local time in the western region of Chocó, potentially causing significant damage. . . In the city of Cali, locals documented buildings with their windows broken and streets covered in glass and other debris.

Yikes, 7.4 is pretty damn significant. I have not seen any follow ups so hopefully things are under control and the people are getting on with the business of life as they dig out and begin the process of rebuilding and recovery. Considering the aftershocks of the political earthquake that led to the ejection of Commie strongman Gustavo Petro just a short while ago, it will certainly be a test for the newly elected government to see how fast and effectively it can respond. I'm sure President Trump will be quick to offer whatever assistance we can, as would be right and proper all things considered. One of the truly shining successes of the Trump administration has been his stunning success in turning much of Latin America away from the disaster of socialist rule as can especially be seen in Argentina and El Salvador just to name two countries that are now effectively in the Trump/freedom camp.

Unfortunately, the rest of the world is devolving into tyranny. Most notably England, from whence America emerged just 250 short years ago. Here are two horrible stories coming from across the pond that illustrate its rapid disintegration.

First, shopping can ruin one's day...

One social media user questioned whether carrying a baseball bat from a store should be treated as suspicious, writing, “Assuming this is all innocent. Are people not allowed to play baseball on the fields anymore? We may as well ban anything that potentially can be used as a weapon, which is most things in shops.” Another user argued apparently sincerely that the officer's response was understandable given the circumstances. “To be fair I wouldn't be happy seeing a guy just roaming around with a baseball bat in a densely packed public place, package or no package. copper decided to err on the side of caution and probably asked him to hand the bat over many times before it got to this point.”

Yeah, a bloke toting around a packaged and sealed baseball bat is a clear and present danger, but roving bands of Muslim males prowling for girls and women to rape, that's in the deepest traditions of civilization, so how dare you!

And if you even raise an eyebrow let alone open your pie-hole . . . Yeah that neanderthal, primitive dangerous thing known as freedom of speech, about that...

The National Internet Intelligence Investigations unit notified local police about 106 posts, with 50 of those flagged in June alone, in the aftermath of disclosures surrounding the murder of teenager Henry Nowak. Nowak was stabbed to death by Vikrum Digwa, and his pleas for help were reportedly ignored by officers who doubted the dying student after his killer claimed to be a victim of racism.

well one day President Francesca Hong will deliver a Thanksgiving Homily all about how wonderful it is that we did away with it...

It was a true period piece. One year before Wisconsin gubernatorial hopeful Francesca Hong called to "Cancel Thanksgiving," the socialist state representative, who is a professional chef, in October 2019 hosted an event she dubbed a "Feast of the Feminine," a "6course [sic] dinner inspired by menstruation." An invitation posted to the events website Eventbrite describes the "feast" as a "celebration of menstruation with conversation and dinner." It also lists a menu featuring on-theme ingredients like "Soondae-Korean blood sausage."

Soondae bloody Soondae . . . capped off by a serving of Titty Caca AOC's Huevos Diabolicos!

Meh, personally I prefer Carvel's Tom Turkey cake myself. With all these nightmares to ponder, I bid you all to somehow

Have a good day,


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    Massive 7.4-Magnitude Earthquake Rocks Colombia
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1 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (2Cry5)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

4 Top 5! Happy Tuesday!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:22 AM (99eI0)

5
Massive 7.4-Magnitude Earthquake Rocks Colombia

Due to Trump cutbacks at the USGS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:22 AM (O0L8i)

6 It can’t be true? Can it?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 07:23 AM (GDO1H)

7 Mexico, Venezuela, Colombia; where next for an earthquake in the Americas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:23 AM (2GVsD)

8 Nope, not true. Drats.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2026 07:23 AM (GDO1H)

9 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

10
Contrary to the messaging that’s permeated our culture since the sexual revolution, fertility can’t be controlled.

Naturam expelles furca, tamen usque recurret.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:25 AM (O0L8i)

11 As a strategy, the slow economic strangulation of Iran sounds better to me this morning for some reason.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 07:26 AM (7s9Qe)

12 "The Myth of Black Female Exceptionalism"

Just my name should show you how exceptional I am and if it doesn't I will kick your ass.

Posted by: Special Uniquia Gibson at August 11, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi)

13 Good news: a winning lottery ticket was sold in my town this weekend.

Bad news, I am not the winner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:27 AM (2GVsD)

14


How hilarious would it be if Mamdani's concubine got vaporized in an Israeli airstrike!!!

How any NYPD cop assigned to protect her would agree to go to Syria and Lebanon is insane.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2026 07:27 AM (x0n13)

15 Major U.S. City Is Handing Its 911 Calls Over To AI

"It sounds like you're reporting a lost child."
"NO! There's an active shooter in the area and-"
"Sorry. I can't quite understand what you're saying. Please try again." AI disconnects call.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:28 AM (99eI0)

16 > "The Myth of Black Female Exceptionalism"

Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at August 11, 2026 07:29 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Move Over, Thanksgiving: Francesca Hong Hosted 'Feast of the Feminine,' a '6 Course Dinner Inspired By Menstruation'
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I'll bet she's a hoot when she's airing her grievances at Festivus!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:29 AM (FZ29D)

18 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e)

19 15 Major U.S. City Is Handing Its 911 Calls Over To AI


"[Fill in the Blank] is Handling Over Its [Fill in the blank] to AI."

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 07:30 AM (7s9Qe)

20 Francesca Hong is sounding more and more whack-a-doodle with every new news report.

Eating sushi off a nude Lena Dunham would be more appealing than attending Hong's dinner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:30 AM (2GVsD)

21 No one mentioned Jackie the beautiful bald eagle who passed yesterday at Big Bear Valley after 3 weeks of trying to figure out what was wrong with her. Shadow will have to find another mate come this winter. So sad.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 11, 2026 07:32 AM (2noDb)

22 Major U.S. City Is Handing Its 911 Calls Over To AI

"It sounds like you're reporting a lost child."
"NO! There's an active shooter in the area and-"
"Sorry. I can't quite understand what you're saying. Please try again." AI disconnects call.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:28 AM (99eI0)
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AI-powered phone trees are terrible. I try to avoid them whenever possible. I can't imagine how that's going to work for 911 calls.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:32 AM (FZ29D)

23 Every time a woman spends extra money to have food delivered to her door, she is paying to avoid the consequences of harmful government policies.

The American Dream has become relocating to safe areas, avoiding the consequences of the civil rights movement and lying through your teeth about what you are doing.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:33 AM (99eI0)

24 In the city of Cali, locals documented buildings with their windows broken and streets covered in glass and other debris."

Just an observation - after similar events in other parts of the world (ahem), one might see locals pitching in all over the place...
These videos show crowds with their phones out.

Civilization? What's that?

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 07:33 AM (XuXeR)

25 I think AI has been in most every call center to handle complaints for several years... maybe a decade.

No human could (possibly) be as clueless.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 07:33 AM (2Cry5)

26 According to the FBI, the national homicide rate spiked from 5 per 100,000 people in 2019 to 6.5 in 2020 and 6.8 in 2021.

330000000 / 100000
3300

3300*6.8=22440
3300*5=16500
5940
Summer of St George Love killed about 6000 people.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

27 Good morning!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 11, 2026 07:34 AM (3Ope8)

28 Francesca Hong is sounding more and more whack-a-doodle with every new news report.

Eating sushi off a nude Lena Dunham would be more appealing than attending Hong's dinner.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:30 AM (2GVsD)

Stepping away from breakfast table due to gag reflex….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 07:34 AM (zEBE+)

29 Eating sushi off a nude Lena Dunham would be more appealing than attending Hong's dinner.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Thanks, Anna. I now know what tonight's nightmare is going to be.

AI-powered phone trees are terrible. I try to avoid them whenever possible.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I keep saying operator until the AI gives up and grudgingly hands me over to a live agent.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:34 AM (99eI0)

30 Paul-

You are a fuckhead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:34 AM (kmiHN)

31 No human could (possibly) be as clueless."

*looks at demo of many local gov employees*

Yeah, about that...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 07:36 AM (XuXeR)

32 Summer of St George Love killed about 6000 people.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

Inconsequential cannon fodder to the Left.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2026 07:36 AM (7s9Qe)

33 So Mahdami's wife is traveling to Syria?

I doubt the boys in blue will fight terribly hard to protect her. The question is, which faction will nab her?

And how much NYC will have to pay to get her and the cops back alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:36 AM (2GVsD)

34 32 Summer of St George Love killed about 6000 people.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:34 AM

But it was mostly peaceful.

Posted by: The alleged media at August 11, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)

35
Thanks J.J., hope everyone has a wonderful day.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 07:37 AM (Y8DZL)

36 copper decided to err on the side of caution and probably asked him to hand the bat over many times before it got to this point.

That's exactly the sort of faith that allowed the Brits to get to this point.

Further, what other legal purchases can the police just confiscate? Oi, mate, that's a nice looking kebab you've got there. I'm going to have to take that from you as it looks like it could be used in an offence.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

37 Anna Puma

Leave the wife there. Don't have the police get off the plane, which departs quickly.

Have Mandamni say "I divorce thee" three times.

Done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

38 Arc of Justice has not filed a tax return since 2022, prompting California to revoke its license
Code Pink Founder Medea Benjamin's Radical ‘Charity’ Ordered To Cease Operations, as US Ups Pressure on Charity’s Shadowy Benefactor, Neville Roy Singham

It is all scam. Just end non-profits and their tax deduction writeoffs.

Not worth it!

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:39 AM (/+uur)

39 "Ghalibaf's advisor Majid Shakeri on the negotiations:

"No one can reach an agreement with Trump. This current team has not reached an agreement with anyone. He won't reach an agreement with us either.

Everyone is just trying to grin and bear it until this term is over."

Yeah, grin and bear it, you inbred savage!

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 07:40 AM (g47mK)

40 Ghalibaf's advisor Majid Shakeri "

Real "advisor" or "cardboard cutout"?

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 07:41 AM (XuXeR)

41 Francesca Hong might win the cheat in WI.

Posted by: davidt at August 11, 2026 07:41 AM (Q+gd/)

42 No one mentioned Jackie the beautiful bald eagle who passed yesterday at Big Bear Valley after 3 weeks of trying to figure out what was wrong with her. Shadow will have to find another mate come this winter. So sad.
Posted by: Jaimo at August 11, 2026 07:32 AM (2noDb)

I am very very sad. I still had hope that she would recover.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 07:41 AM (g47mK)

43 ICE Puts Ankle Monitors On Haitian Migrants After TPS Expiration

You know who else put things on black peoples' ankles.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur)

44 *pauses*

Hong's 'dinner' is reminding me of the dinner scene from the fictional computer game Coffin from the second season of My Dress Up Darling.

This girl was so abused she retreated inside herself and created a fantasy world where she was living in a convent with other nuns. But her mental disintegration continued and the other nuns started to get murdered and served as food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:41 AM (2GVsD)

45 >>It is all scam. Just end non-profits and their tax deduction writeoffs.

>>Not worth it!

It's worse than a scam. It's a communist infiltration of the US.

I'm waiting to hear similar reports about BLM. BLM has always been about marxism 1st, black lives was just a front to garner support.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 07:42 AM (viF8m)

46 "found thus far, and we have to be careful, but thus far no red flags about that, about pregnant women." No red flags.

Define "red flags".

vague euphemisms, the Get Out Of Jail card for liars and despots.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 07:42 AM (9s47C)

47 "Gollyboff" sounds like the name of a children's animated movie from India.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 11, 2026 07:42 AM (2Ez/1)

48 ..and then read the update from Ojai raptor center. Strangely, almost exactly 6 mos after the remarkable Sandy Steers passed away

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 07:43 AM (g47mK)

49 Jackie was very special.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 07:44 AM (g47mK)

50 California finally decides to go after Medea's scam only after the Feds indicted her for that trip to Cuba.

Such bravery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:44 AM (2GVsD)

51 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 11, 2026 07:44 AM (53oGX)

52 Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

Lookin mighty mathy there, friend. Better watch yer step!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 11, 2026 07:44 AM (3Ope8)

53 🚨BREAKING: A giant middle finger statue has been placed in front of Zohran Mamdani's NYC City Hall by legendary artist @ScottLoBaido.

Mamdani definitely deserves this!

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 07:45 AM (YsG2T)

54 A minstrel party sounds fun. Kind of like a renaissance fair. All those lords and ladies, and jesters jumping around.

Posted by: Guy who misheard at August 11, 2026 07:45 AM (MWfyi)

55 BREAKING: A giant middle finger statue has been placed in front of Zohran Mamdani's NYC City Hall by legendary artist @ScottLoBaido.

Mamdani definitely deserves this!

===

This is so NYC!

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 07:45 AM (g47mK)

56 Anybody seen Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 11, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

57 They always say the mountain climber 'died doing what he loved'.

If you love slamming into the ground at 120mph.

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 07:46 AM (ZxPkt)

58 Kind of like a renaissance fair. All those lords and ladies, and jesters jumping around."

Oh, lace up bosoms!

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

59 One of the dead climber's climbing buddies says that climbing with him was a "life enhancing experience".

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:47 AM (MWfyi)

60 Morning morning morning!

Gonna get my walk in, then maybe fix some coffee as part of mental prep for the interview.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 07:47 AM (aJQbY)

61 54 A minstrel party sounds fun. Kind of like a renaissance fair. All those lords and ladies, and jesters jumping around.
Posted by: Guy who misheard at August 11, 2026 07:45 AM

A bloody good time!

Posted by: English bloke at August 11, 2026 07:47 AM (2Ez/1)

62 Salty Dawg

Maybe they kick her down the airstairs, close the door, and take off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:48 AM (2GVsD)

63 climbing with him was a "life enhancing experience".

Sudden deceleration, however...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 07:48 AM (XuXeR)

64 58 Kind of like a renaissance fair. All those lords and ladies, and jesters jumping around."

Oh, lace up bosoms!
Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 07:46 AM

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 11, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

65 "Mamdani's top aide, Cea Weaver, said if you don't believe in the government's sacred right to seize property, it's over, and impoverish the white middle class."

HASAN PIKER: "Beast mode. I love her so much."

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 07:48 AM (YsG2T)

66 "It sounds like you're reporting a lost child."
"NO! There's an active shooter in the area and-"
"Sorry. I can't quite understand what you're saying. Please try again." AI disconnects call.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:28 AM (99eI0)


Please say the name of your emergency.
Clickity-clickity-clickity.
Did you say an armed mob is breaking into your house?
Clickity-clickity-clickity.
Transferring you to the correct department.
- We are experiencing a higher than normal call volume. Your approximate wait time is... 15 minutes... please stay on the line or leave a contact number and we'll call you back.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

67 Cea Weaver, isn't she the commie bint who drove a minority landlord into bankruptcy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:50 AM (2GVsD)

68 Every time a woman spends extra money to have food delivered to her door, she is paying to avoid the consequences of harmful government policies.

I've known too many women who've compulsively had food delivered to believe this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

69 NaCly, try again at jack471 at bellsouth dot net.

Posted by: Buck at August 11, 2026 07:50 AM (z6ONu)

70 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 07:50 AM (20FgH)

71 41 Francesca Hong might win the cheat in WI.
Posted by: davidt at August 11, 2026 07:41 AM (Q+gd/)

Well Wisconsin was one of the states stolen in 2020 so I expect Hong will sadly "WIN" it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2026 07:50 AM (x0n13)

72 "Mamdani's top aide, Cea Weaver, said if you don't believe in the government's sacred right to seize property, it's over, and impoverish the white middle class."

Sounds like it's time to seize Cea Weaver's property.

Posted by: davidt at August 11, 2026 07:51 AM (Q+gd/)

73 I just hope the more exposure Hasan Piker gets for his support of Abdul, the more toxic and radioactive he becomes.

Free Kaya!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:51 AM (2GVsD)

74 Anybody seen Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 11, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

Mitch was last seen frolicking with his gunsel in the hot tub at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Neither Mitch nor his gunsel were available for comment.

Posted by: Use of the word "Gunsel" at August 11, 2026 07:52 AM (F1rMs)

75 Abdul ramen is the worst flavor of ramen.

Posted by: Ramen aficionado at August 11, 2026 07:53 AM (2Ez/1)

76 Abdul ramen is the worst flavor of ramen.

It tastes of goat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:53 AM (2GVsD)

77 AI-powered phone trees are terrible. I try to avoid them whenever possible. I can't imagine how that's going to work for 911 calls.

Since the US is no longer a monoculture, and no longer has a de facto "official language", E9-1-1 services through AI is probably the only way to legally provide mandated services to non English speakers without having to have dozens upon dozens of translators sitting around waiting for a call.

It depends on what problem you are trying to solve. Since the politicians look at Heritage Americans as diseased livestock, its a slam dunk guarantee that if the Give & Take on finding a solution to a real or contrived problem involves some Taking, that Taking will always dope towards deprecating the Heritage American's culture, lifestyle and interests.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 07:53 AM (nAS9C)

78 - We are experiencing a higher than normal call volume.

If I call a business and every time the call volume is higher than normal, it's actually normal.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:54 AM (99eI0)

79 Mitch was last seen frolicking with his gunsel in the hot tub at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Neither Mitch nor his gunsel were available for comment.
Posted by: Use of the word "Gunsel" at August 11, 2026 07:52 AM

Did this involve any pronounced hooterage?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 11, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Anybody seen Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 11, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)


They're on vacation... except for whoever currently holds the duty to gavel the Senate in for 30 seconds so the President can't do things to improve the country.

McConnell is useless even when he isn't half-dead - 10 years ago or so - so who cares?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

81 Apparently, Jackie the eagle got jumped by two eagle "yoots," eventually succumbing to her injuries.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 07:55 AM (J4Dwc)

82 If your catamite has boobs, they ain't a gunsel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)

83 39 "Ghalibaf's advisor Majid Shakeri on the negotiations:
Everyone is just trying to grin and bear it until this term is over."
Posted by: runner

So the Mullahs are becoming furrys now?

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 07:55 AM (Y8DZL)

84 I just hope the more exposure Hasan Piker gets for his support of Abdul, the more toxic and radioactive he becomes.


It would be interesting to see if Hasan Piker's engagement numbers have risen given all of the free publicity and marketing that "conservative" "influencers" have freely given him.

Because Piker seems to be the winner here. The algorithms have chosen Piker to be the new social media winner.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 07:56 AM (nAS9C)

85 British Police Unit Flags Over 100 Social Media Posts for Arrest Amid Immigration Backlash

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Sounds like the days of pamphleteers and underground communications typed out on dusty typewriters and mimeographed for secret distribution is the only way left for the average Brit citizens to communicate. What's old is new again!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI)

86
Does NASA not get the fuckin internet?

America may have just found a critical minerals mother lode beneath Nevada’s Railroad Valley: An estimated 1.78 million tons of tungsten, alongside enormous lithium, potash, and boron resources.

NASA opposes mining on about one-third of the company’s claims. The agency uses the flat Nevada desert to calibrate satellite instruments and says mining would interfere with a unique site used to receive and verify satellite signals.

The flattest place on Earth is the Salar de Uyuni, located in Bolivia, which is the largest salt flat in the world, covering an area of approximately 10,582 square kilometers (4,086 square miles).

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur)

87 Neighboring eagles say the yoots were just turning their lives around and had recently become Boy Scouts.

Posted by: Local media at August 11, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)

88 Hasan Piker was already the 'chosen' winner because the guy who runs Twitch loves him.

There have been Democrats cancelling appearances with Hasan in the past few months.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

89 Mitch was driven to an upstate farm where he acres and acres to run and play.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)

90
Eminent Domain used to require a public need, like transportation or utilities.

Communists just need.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 07:59 AM (Y8DZL)

91 Are they taking Mitch to Miracle Max?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:59 AM (2GVsD)

92 Twitch is for gamers. So , ghey....

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 07:59 AM (g47mK)

93 I thought Mitch McConnell recently took up CrossFit for the physical challenge. No?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 07:59 AM (zEBE+)

94 Thanks to Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey, who just signed a bill allowing abortion up until birth, 11 of the 50 states now have laws on the books that permit the killing of a baby right up to the moment of birth.

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There is no other way to describe this. This. Is. Murder. No different than having the child born and snuffing out its life right there after the umbilical cord is cut. No different. It's peak evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

95 Mr. Sefton, being intelligent and a native of NYC, might be the only one on here who realizes that Tom the Turkey, Cookie Puss, Fudgie the Whale and Cookie O'Puss were all made from the same mold.

Posted by: Tom Carvel Disciple at August 11, 2026 08:00 AM (JM9I6)

96 Pickleball tournament this morning!
Skydiving later this afternoon!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at August 11, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

97 The American Dream has become relocating to safe areas, avoiding the consequences of the civil rights movement and lying through your teeth about what you are doing.
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Diversity is our strength.
But no one wants to live in "vibrant" neighborhoods.

Diversity is our strength.
But no one chooses neighborhoods because the local school is good at basketball.

Diversity is our strength.
But no one ever says what gets better the more diverse the area becomes.
- Test scores don't go up.
- Average wages don't go up.
- Housing prices don't go up.
- Crime doesn't go down.
- Streets don't get repaired more.
- Families don't become more stable.

Diversity is our strength.
Because the Toddler Ethics of the AWFL says everyone should be nice and play together.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 08:01 AM (3cUTc)

98 >>The flattest place on Earth is the Salar de Uyuni, located in Bolivia, which is the largest salt flat in the world, covering an area of approximately 10,582 square kilometers (4,086 square miles).

That's huge.

For context, the Bonneville Salt Flats measure out at 46 square miles.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 08:01 AM (J4Dwc)

99 While Waiting on Hold: “Check out our website!”

Yeah, about that. I wouldn’t be calling you in the first place, if I could handle it online. “Chat” is about the same. Feed it 97 pieces of personal info, a retinal scan and stool sample. Later:

“Unfortunately, I can’t perform that operation. You’ll have to call.” Oh, thanks again.

I did notice, if you let loose a string of expletives deleted at the AI bot sometimes this will kick you to an actual human like representative.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:02 AM (3ElP1)

100 Abdul ramen is the worst flavor of ramen.

It tastes of goat?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Goat ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 08:02 AM (20FgH)

101 Last week a statement was issued "by McConnell's staff" saying he'd be recuperating at an undisclosed location (or home) and would be unable to resume his Senate duties at this time. Or something like that.

It's an obvious ploy to keep the KY governor from appointing anyone to replace him, or have KY go through the motions to do it. The GOP just has to keep the ruse going until January... when McConnell would have retired. IOW... he's dead or a vegetable. Or both.

It also deprives the GOP of a vote on other things. Not that it'd have made any difference one way or the other. But it's typical of the GOP. Unlike the Democrats who have someone stand in for Mad Maxine Waters who's not been heard from for about the same amount of time... yet is voting according to leftism's doctrine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 08:03 AM (2Cry5)

102 Buck

Sent. My other emails had the right address.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

103 You're making fun of my ass again, aren't you?

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 11, 2026 08:03 AM (2Ez/1)

104 Mitch was driven to an upstate farm where he acres and acres to run and play.
Posted by: r hennigantx


Awwww. He's with my puppy!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 08:03 AM (20FgH)

105 CDC
Year Estimated Pregnancies Estimated Miscarriages (15%)
2020 5,359,550 803,933
2021 Data not specified Data not specified

Does that let you know what really happened with the SHOT?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:05 AM (/+uur)

106 Eminent Domain used to require a public need, like transportation or utilities.

Communists just need.
Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 07:59 AM (Y8DZL)

I used to live close to a butterfly sanctuary that’s on the sand dunes in between LAX and the ocean. I got curious and did some investigating… that area used to be a neighborhood with a few hundred houses called Surfridge (Playa Del Rey). In the late 60s thru the mid-70s LAX used eminent domain to force all the homeowners out. They got on average $70K… IOW they got screwed. If those houses were there now they’d be worth a few million each… even accounting for inflation they got fleeced. You go there now the old streets are there but no houses nothing… it’s a butterfly sanctuary

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 08:05 AM (zEBE+)

107 Hasan Piker was already the 'chosen' winner because the guy who runs Twitch loves him.

I have no idea what "Twitch" is, and until so-called conservatives were talking the dude up as some person that is influential and powerful, had no knowledge of Piker.

So the deeply concerned conservatives have elevated his status dramatically. Almost all podcasters are now driven by algorithms, this blob of "influencers" all gang pile a topic in a concentrated way that appears no different than if it was orchestrated by some cabal behind the curtain as we have been blaming corporate media for decades.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 08:05 AM (pawvM)

108 Runner, I know, I was hoping too, but after that long it didn't seem like a realistic hope. I had read about the Sandy Steers had passed some months back. I have eagles where I live actually. It's no way anything like Big Bear but they have taken residence in the woods next to a BigY parking lot down the road, they've been making babies for over 5 years no. People are there every day taking beautiful pictures of our pair.

To the post that said she died from being attacked, that would be incorrect, the vets said she had no injuries from that attack, but that attack showed that she already had something wrong with her, as she wasn't able to defend herself well.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 11, 2026 08:05 AM (2noDb)

109 Awwww. He's with my puppy!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 08:03 AM (20FgH)

You will be happy to know that Pancake lived a very happy life.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:06 AM (/+uur)

110 Mitch isn't dead he's just hibernating.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 08:06 AM (MWfyi)

111 >>The flattest place on Earth is the Salar de Uyuni, located in Bolivia, which is the largest salt flat in the world, covering an area of approximately 10,582 square kilometers (4,086 square miles).

That's huge.

For context, the Bonneville Salt Flats measure out at 46 square miles.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 08:01 AM (J4Dwc)

The flattest place on Earth is Brie's ass.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:07 AM (dK+Kv)

112 So we're on the countdown to the announcement of McConnell's death since they made it past the cut-off date for the special election.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 08:08 AM (3cUTc)

113 I knew it!!

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 11, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

114 "The flattest place on Earth is Brie's ass.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon"

Damn straight!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvany's chest at August 11, 2026 08:09 AM (MWfyi)

115 Brie Larson

No, I never think of your ass. Nor you being an ass.

Sophia Loren, however ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

116 It also deprives the GOP of a vote on other things. Not that it'd have made any difference one way or the other. But it's typical of the GOP. Unlike the Democrats who have someone stand in for Mad Maxine Waters who's not been heard from for about the same amount of time... yet is voting according to leftism's doctrine.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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House rules permit proxy swapping votes of those not present--Waters would be offset by some GOP critter on the vote so both get credit but the effect is null. Senate rules don't allow it or didn't. Too lazy to check if they changed.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:10 AM (E4rtv)

117 Major U.S. City Is Handing Its 911 Calls Over To AI

911 What is your emergency
I need to police department

Ok Sweep the carpet
Sweep the Carpet could refer to a rake used in the 70s to texture shar carpet or a Bissel Pet and Dirt Deluxe Sweep on sale at Amazon for $89.89.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)

118 It's an obvious ploy to keep the KY governor from appointing anyone to replace him, or have KY go through the motions to do it.

Given KY's voting record, you can understand why the rest of the country doesn't want KY interfering with the current plan of running out the clock.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 08:11 AM (pawvM)

119 Thanks to Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey, who just signed a bill allowing abortion up until birth, 11 of the 50 states now have laws on the books that permit the killing of a baby right up to the moment of birth.

--

There is no other way to describe this. This. Is. Murder. No different than having the child born and snuffing out its life right there after the umbilical cord is cut. No different. It's peak evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

Yep.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:11 AM (dK+Kv)

120 112 So we're on the countdown to the announcement of McConnell's death since they made it past the cut-off date for the special election.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Cue, "O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!"

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:11 AM (E4rtv)

121 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 08:12 AM (JvZF+)

122 >>That's huge.

>>For context, the Bonneville Salt Flats measure out at 46 square miles.

I've been to the region, Antofagasta, Chile. It's part of an enormous desert region that stretches across Chile, Peru and Bolivia.

Crazy place. Don't break down, I don't think AAA services the area.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 08:12 AM (viF8m)

123 Awwww. He's with my puppy!
Posted by: rickb223


You will be happy to know that Pancake lived a very happy life.
Posted by: r hennigantx


Awwww. I hope Mitch has the same.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 08:12 AM (20FgH)

124 "The flattest place on Earth is Brie's ass.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon"

Damn straight!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvany's chest at August 11, 2026 08:09 AM (MWfyi)

Ha!

Posted by: Anastasia Kvitko, The Russian Kim Kardashian at August 11, 2026 08:12 AM (wVcYX)

125
Conservatives have also elevated the WNBA beyond sane concern.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 08:12 AM (Y8DZL)

126 r hennigantx

Can AIs be trained to be non-corrupt, problem solving politicians?

The ones we have now are mostly worthless.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

127 Ok. Ordering carpet sweeper from Amazon. Please hold for tracking number.

Posted by: Police department AI server in Bangalore at August 11, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

128
33 So Mahdami's wife is traveling to Syria?

I doubt the boys in blue will fight terribly hard to protect her. The question is, which faction will nab her?”

She’s an agent of the current Syrian government. She’ll be fine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 08:13 AM (ZGz6B)

129 Ok Sweep the carpet ...

Nailed it.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 08:13 AM (U4c/V)

130 Sounds like the days of pamphleteers and underground communications typed out on dusty typewriters and mimeographed for secret distribution is the only way left for the average Brit citizens to communicate. What's old is new again!

Wilkes and Liberty!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 11, 2026 08:13 AM (qRla/)

131 I really want to avoid getting kind of caught into these hypotheticals and talk more about the reality that we’re actually facing right now, which is that we’re spending absolutely outrageous amounts of money on police and policing. And we’re not spending money on things that actually make people safe and feel safe, which is things like actually well-lit streets Midnite Basketball.

ficks it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

132 Heating up.

>>@EricLDaugh
·
36s
>>🚨 NOW: President Trump posts bombshell that a CIA review PROVED the Trump-Russia collusion report that started under Obama was "CORRUPTED" by CIA Director John Brennan, FBI Director James Comey and Director of National Intelligence James Clapper

>>BRING ON THE PROSECUTIONS!

>>"Brennan’s decision to include the discredited Steele dossier, over the objections of the CIA’s most senior Russia experts, “undermined the credibility” of the assessment," per
@mirandadevine

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)

133 Today Is National Raspberry Bombe Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

134 Sounds like the days of pamphleteers and underground communications typed out on dusty typewriters and mimeographed for secret distribution is the only way left for the average Brit citizens to communicate. What's old is new again!

Posted by: Lady in Black
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Bring back the fax machines--being analog, pita for digitalized spying on telecoms. US gave those to Solidarity in Poland back in the day.

As you note, in a digital world, the spy agencies have issues with analog tech.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:14 AM (E4rtv)

135 Runner, I know, I was hoping too, but after that long it didn't seem like a realistic hope. I had read about the Sandy Steers had passed some months back. I have eagles where I live actually. It's no way anything like Big Bear but they have taken residence in the woods next to a BigY parking lot down the road, they've been making babies for over 5 years no. People are there every day taking beautiful pictures of our pair.

To the post that said she died from being attacked, that would be incorrect, the vets said she had no injuries from that attack, but that attack showed that she already had something wrong with her, as she wasn't able to defend herself well.
Posted by: Jaimo at August 11, 2026 08:05 AM (2noDb)

Yes, seems she was ill for a while. By the time Jackie was rescued, she was malnourished, probably could not hunt as before. You are lucky you have a nesting pair to watch. And it speaks well of the habitat, must be a stream, or a lake nearby.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 08:15 AM (g47mK)

136 r hennigantx

Policing is not the issue. Catch and release is.

Maybe El Salvador has stuff to teach us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

137 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. A cool 72 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, though humidity and 80+ degrees expected, both today and at least until Saturday.

Got distracted by the plumber yesterday (fortunately, only a small fix and not the major job I was fearing), so am trying again today to edit my new book. We will see how it goes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 11, 2026 08:16 AM (qRla/)

138 As you note, in a digital world, the spy agencies have issues with analog tech.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:14 AM (E4rtv)

I know this because I saw it on Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning… where The Entity couldn’t penetrate analog comms. Well done, Tom Cruise

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 08:16 AM (zEBE+)

139 >>"Brennan’s decision to include the discredited Steele dossier, over the objections of the CIA’s most senior Russia experts, “undermined the credibility” of the assessment," per
@mirandadevine
Posted by: JackStraw
========
I noticed ShipwreckCrew on X doing damage control by claiming Comey really believed Trump was a Putin spy and Brennan just wanted to keep on being CIA director. Guy is okay on legal commentary but lately he seems to be a gasbag on X trying to comment on sports, politics, and other things beyond his ken.

And it is never a good sign when someone brags about their credentials as if that is determinative of the correctness of their opinions.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:17 AM (E4rtv)

140 Maybe El Salvador has stuff to teach us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Between them and Singapore, we could cause such a rapid decrease in crime that you'd hear a sonic boom by implementing some of their ideas.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 08:17 AM (99eI0)

141 I really want to avoid getting kind of caught into these hypotheticals and talk more about the reality that we’re actually facing right now, which is that we’re spending absolutely outrageous amounts of money on police and policing. And we’re not spending money on things that actually make people safe and feel safe, which is things like actually well-lit streets Midnite Basketball.

ficks it
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

and garish urban energy street murals on the sides of buildings.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)

142 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 11, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

143 It’s so humid here that both times I’ve walked from AC comfort outside my glasses completely fogged up…. Jungle-like

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 08:18 AM (zEBE+)

144 Is AOC Skipping Marriage To Hide Cash While She’s In Congress?

YES

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

145 It's also,
Presidential Joke Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

146 As you note, in a digital world, the spy agencies have issues with analog tech.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:14 AM (E4rtv)

I know this because I saw it on Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning… where The Entity couldn’t penetrate analog comms. Well done, Tom Cruise

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 08:16 AM (zEBE+)

Mission: Pretty Annoying and Tedious wouldn't sell.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:20 AM (dK+Kv)

147 >>I noticed ShipwreckCrew on X doing damage control by claiming Comey really believed Trump was a Putin spy and Brennan just wanted to keep on being CIA director. Guy is okay on legal commentary but lately he seems to be a gasbag on X trying to comment on sports, politics, and other things beyond his ken.

Agree. He's a good law explainer but he is also close friends with Andy McCarthy so his allegiances are somewhat questionable.

Particularly when we've know all this about Brennan, Comey and Clapper for years. This is not breaking news to anyone who has followed this closely but the vast majority of people don't know this level of detail. Ship should know it.

They tried to take Trump down in 2016. They succeeded in 2020 but against all odds Trump has got them on the run now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 08:20 AM (viF8m)

148 *Got distracted by the plumber yesterday*

Sexy butt crack huh?

Posted by: Alice from The Brady Bunch at August 11, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

149 Got distracted by the plumber yesterday (fortunately, only a small fix and not the major job I was fearing), so am trying again today to edit my new book. We will see how it goes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 11, 2026 08:16 AM (qRla/)

Got distracted by the plumber yesterday is the 6th most common start to Penthouse Letters.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:21 AM (/+uur)

150 redridinghood

Sad Presidential Joke: Obama

Stupid Presidential Joke: Biden

Smart Presidential Joke: Coolidge

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

151 148 *Got distracted by the plumber yesterday*

Sexy butt crack huh?
Posted by: Alice from The Brady Bunch at August 11, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

152 It’s so humid here that both times I’ve walked from AC comfort outside my glasses completely fogged up…. Jungle-like

--

When I get up and the outside windows all have water running down them despite no rain...yeah, it's humid.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2026 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

153 144 Is AOC Skipping Marriage To Hide Cash While She’s In Congress?


And baby making.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 11, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

154 And it is never a good sign when someone brags about their credentials as if that is determinative of the correctness of their opinions.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:17 AM (E4rtv)

That's a dead giveaway of a weak proposition and lack of faith in it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:22 AM (dK+Kv)

155 And we’re not spending money on things that actually make people safe and feel safe,

You don't have to spend any money to dramatically liberalize Stand Your Ground, Castle Doctrine and other self defense laws and policies.

And by "other self defense" I mean proactive like the Men of Action within a neighborhood dealing with the Peeping Tom in ways that permanently end recidivism, and no investigation follows.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 08:22 AM (U4c/V)

156 76 here now with 93% humidity, clouding over with 41% chance chance of rain (quarter inch) over the next several hours. Then sunny and hot for the next 10 days.

Mid August. Woo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 08:23 AM (wVcYX)

157 I know this because I saw it on Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning… where The Entity couldn’t penetrate analog comms. Well done, Tom Cruise
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Well, digital radio tuning is a perfect example, it has clear cut points 101.1, 101.2, etc. and you either have a sufficient signal or you get dead air. IRRL, the old analog tuners could tune between the gaps to pick up scratchy stations that a digital tuner rejects because an analog tuner discards no information.

Same as an analog picture on Kodachrome film has all the colors as they are (albeit the nice glow from the film) while a digitalized version has to silo each color by a specific specification.

Most digital algorithms due to computing resources drop a lot of information--aka lossy compression that allows us to watch streaming on tv without overwhelming the bandwidth. You can even still record a 'lossless' version of a song on digital but yet still miss sound information present on an analog record because of sampling to create the digital version.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:23 AM (E4rtv)

158 Copper could've shot the man (well, if the cop had a gun) if he had walked out with a toothbrush instead. Why do Brits purchase things they have no intentions on using anyway?

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2026 08:23 AM (qwype)

159 89 Mitch was driven to an upstate farm where he acres and acres to run and play.
Posted by: r hennigantx

With Yoko?

Posted by: Walking On Thin Ice at August 11, 2026 08:24 AM (JM9I6)

160 That's a dead giveaway of a weak proposition and lack of faith in it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Very true. Hope you and yours are well.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:24 AM (E4rtv)

161 It's almost mid-August. Where are the hurricanes?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 11, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

162 “Catch and Release” does affect policing though.

All of this nonsense in aggregate degrades recruitment, retention, and morale. It is intended to, get right down to it. If I’m a cop, I’m not gonna put my ass on the line, the “leadership” will just throw me under the bus if things go sideways, while the “media” jinns up another citywide riot.

Nope, I’ll just play “Tourist In Blue”, maybe take a nap behind the abandoned shopping center till my shift is over. Who can blame them?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:24 AM (3ElP1)

163 Got distracted by the plumber yesterday is the 6th most common start to Penthouse Letters.
Posted by: r hennigantx
========
Or a pron film in the 80's when cuing up the boom chicka wow wow soundtrack. Not that I would know anything about that but I've been told.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:25 AM (E4rtv)

164 Policing is not the issue. Catch and release is.

Maybe El Salvador has stuff to teach us.
--
The Restore America Agenda:
- End the fake voting filibuster
- Pass the SAVE Act
- Eliminate birth citizenship for illegals
- Defund the judiciary
- Repeal Amendments 14-27

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 08:26 AM (3cUTc)

165 Got distracted by the plumber yesterday is the 6th most common start to Penthouse Letters.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Those "He rodded out my pipe" letters.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2026 08:27 AM (qwype)

166 *Got distracted by the plumber yesterday*

Sexy butt crack huh?
Posted by: Alice from The Brady Bunch


Hey!

Posted by: Sam the Butcher at August 11, 2026 08:27 AM (20FgH)

167 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:07 AM (dK+Kv)

I knew you weren't a flat asser

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:27 AM (8KLEK)

168 161 It's almost mid-August. Where are the hurricanes?
Posted by: I gotta ask

Super El Nino is apparently eating them alive with wind shear. Appears to be stronger than most years and it causes windshear which takes the tops of from budding thunderstorms at high altitudes which deprives them of energy to develop.

That is what the meterologists say after viewing the entrails of a dead goat anyway.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:28 AM (E4rtv)

169 James Talarico (Texas)

He's trying to become the first U.S. senator who still shares a checking account with his mom. Talarico, 37, is also the first Senate candidate since Cory Booker in 2013 to come out as heterosexual during the campaign.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)

170 That's a dead giveaway of a weak proposition and lack of faith in it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Very true. Hope you and yours are well.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:24 AM (E4rtv)

I am, and I hope you and yours are well, too.

We are sick and tired of breathing smoke, but we have an AK fishing trip and will be breathing fresh coastal air for a week.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:28 AM (dK+Kv)

171 - Repeal Amendments 14-27
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 08:26 AM (3cUTc)


What's wrong with 27?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

172 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

173 Got distracted by the plumber yesterday is the 6th most common start to Penthouse Letters.
Posted by: r hennigantx
========
Or a pron film in the 80's when cuing up the boom chicka wow wow soundtrack. Not that I would know anything about that but I've been told.
Posted by: whig


Sarah, you have to stop getting stuck in the dryer. That's the 5th time this wek I've had to get you out!

Posted by: Paolo the Maytag Repairman at August 11, 2026 08:30 AM (20FgH)

174 148 *Got distracted by the plumber yesterday*

Sexy butt crack huh?
Posted by: Alice from The Brady Bunch
=======
Well, I know you are partial to Sam the Butcher because he brings the meat into the relationship.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:30 AM (E4rtv)

175 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:07 AM (dK+Kv)

I knew you weren't a flat asser

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:27 AM (8KLEK)

I cannot lie. I got sucked in by that Russian Yacht girl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:30 AM (dK+Kv)

176 And it is never a good sign when someone brags about their credentials as if that is determinative of the correctness of their opinions
——-

“Appeal To Authority”, one of the classical logic fallacies the ancients warned us about 2500 years ago.

It doesn’t mean experts don’t necessarily know what they are talking about or they are automatically wrong. But it does acknowledge you need to be a bit skeptical and don’t take them at face value simply because they have credentials. As always, “Trust, (maybe) but Verify”

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:30 AM (3ElP1)

177 It's also,
Presidential Joke Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

Kamala's SS code name was Nacho.

Nacho President

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:30 AM (8KLEK)

178 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
I'm really looking for to watching Hong flop after she takes the nomination for the DSA. If the reports are true that Thiel is financing her rise and will facilitate her fall by yanking her financing for advertising should be a comedy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 08:30 AM (NFRf7)

179 My first summer in Florida and I’d be very happy with zero hurricanes

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 08:31 AM (zEBE+)

180 Talarico, 37, is also the first Senate candidate since Cory Booker in 2013 to come out as heterosexual during the campaign.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)
---
He's not fooling anybody.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 08:31 AM (FZ29D)

181 I am, and I hope you and yours are well, too.

We are sick and tired of breathing smoke, but we have an AK fishing trip and will be breathing fresh coastal air for a week.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder
=======
Great end to a summer it sounds like. Enjoy the fresh fish.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:31 AM (E4rtv)

182 He's not fooling anybody.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
=======
I'll have you know he is severely heterosexual to the extent of locating a vintage Farah Faucett poster for his bedroom. You know the one.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:32 AM (E4rtv)

183 Funny Babylon Bee headline. Inspired by AOC , Talarico also elected to have his eggs frozen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 08:33 AM (NFRf7)

184 There is no other way to describe this. This. Is. Murder. No different than having the child born and snuffing out its life right there after the umbilical cord is cut. No different. It's peak evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

The clapping and smiling at the signing ceremony was just a kick in the gut, too. This Gov. is supposedly Catholic. I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her. I doubt she will care, because let’s be honest, she has zero issue with murdering a baby. But it would be something.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 08:33 AM (2UJ+q)

185 I'll have you know he is severely heterosexual to the extent of locating a vintage Farah Faucett poster for his bedroom. You know the one.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:32 AM (E4rtv)
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Yes, sadly I do. My roommate in college had one.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 08:33 AM (FZ29D)

186 > They tried to take Trump down in 2016. They succeeded in 2020 but against all odds Trump has got them on the run now.
Posted by: JackStraw
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"On the run?" I'd hope they'd see the inside of a prison before the end of Trump's term. I despise the multi-tiered justice system we've got because I just don't see them facing any real consequences.

Being outed as traitors doesn't really mean a whole lot to half the country... which is a shame.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 08:33 AM (2Cry5)

187 Sam the Butcher, Allen Melvin, appeared in only 8 episodes of the BB. He was referenced many times, though.

Posted by: A Very Brady August at August 11, 2026 08:34 AM (JM9I6)

188 Great end to a summer it sounds like. Enjoy the fresh fish.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:31 AM (E4rtv)

Thanks. I hope to be bringing back up to 100# of Cod, Salmon, and Halibut. The kids are stoked. Last hurrah before school starts back up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:34 AM (dK+Kv)

189 I got sucked in by that Russian Yacht girl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:30 AM (dK+Kv)

In your dreams pal

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:34 AM (8KLEK)

190 I'm glad my little house problem yesterday amuses you all.

Anyway, if I don't start editing now, I'll end up blowing off the whole day. I'll pop in from time to time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 11, 2026 08:34 AM (qRla/)

191 He's not fooling anybody.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I'll have you know he is severely heterosexual to the extent of locating a vintage Farah Faucett poster for his bedroom. You know the one.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:32 AM (E4rtv)

Severely heterosexual like Romney was severely conservative

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 08:35 AM (zEBE+)

192 What's wrong with 27?
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The only Amendment close to as stupid as Prohibition. Giving themselves pay raises was never a problem.
Exempting themselves from all the laws and regulations they pass for everyone else is.

They're not becoming multimillionaires off of their salary.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 08:35 AM (3cUTc)

193 Good morning JJ and horde

Forgot all about Hurricanes, oh excpt Agnes around 1972

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 08:36 AM (+1K7z)

194 I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her.

Has the Church ever excommunicated a politician over abortion? Even a single one?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

195 >>There is no other way to describe this. This. Is. Murder. No different than having the child born and snuffing out its life right there after the umbilical cord is cut. No different. It's peak evil.

Your comment could be equally applied to Fauci and his team of ghouls. I don't think the true implications of their actions have sunk in yet. They knowingly told pregnant women to get the vaccines and they were safe when they knew they weren't safe for pregnant women at all.

And that was just one evil thing they did. I have no doubt that many more in the Biden administration knew all of this as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 08:36 AM (viF8m)

196 In your dreams pal

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:34 AM (8KLEK)

Speaking of acres and acres to run and play.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:37 AM (dK+Kv)

197 “Oliver” confused me. He looked like a miniaturized John Denver, or maybe the other way around., they were both popular around that time.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:37 AM (3ElP1)

198 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

Geraldo dismisses past woke and radical positions by radical Democrats as crazy stuff they said as "kids."

"They're running away from those statements they may have made in the past."

"They're not all of a sudden gonna become commies."

"Their statements as kids were ridiculous. But that's not what they really are as grownups."

Just some wacky kids who are now grown up and didn't really mean anything they said.

This may be the most comical attempt to whitewash the woke we've heard yet. Just excellent work here, Geraldo.

https://tinyurl.com/y7cw5usz

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

199 All of this nonsense in aggregate degrades recruitment, retention, and morale. It is intended to, get right down to it. If I’m a cop, I’m not gonna put my ass on the line, the “leadership” will just throw me under the bus if things go sideways, while the “media” jinns up another citywide riot.

Nope, I’ll just play “Tourist In Blue”, maybe take a nap behind the abandoned shopping center till my shift is over. Who can blame them?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:24 AM (3ElP1)
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All of this is by design.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 08:37 AM (JvZF+)

200 It doesn’t mean experts don’t necessarily know what they are talking about or they are automatically wrong. But it does acknowledge you need to be a bit skeptical and don’t take them at face value simply because they have credentials. As always, “Trust, (maybe) but Verify”
Posted by: Common Tater

When I did empirical modeling research, for me, the key was triangulating sources, data, etc. then trying to incorporate the different explanations of a phenomenon (political in my case) in a model.

If you excluded any that others had found relevant, you risked mis-specifying your model which essentially means it is trash because excluding a key variable meant the relationship of the remaining variables in the model could not correctly be attributed in strength and even causal relationship with the dependent variable.

Legal commenters don't do that as they tend to advocate rather than analyze--different mindset.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:38 AM (E4rtv)

201 194 I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her.

Has the Church ever excommunicated a politician over abortion? Even a single one?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:36 AM

I truly don’t know. But if there was ever a case…

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 08:38 AM (2UJ+q)

202 "Bring back the fax machines--being analog, pita for digitalized spying on telecoms. US gave those to Solidarity in Poland back in the day."

The Catholic church had those in Poland too. They also had copiers. JPII used all the resources available.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2026 08:38 AM (wVCl1)

203 I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her.

The demons that guide her promised that she's still saved.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 08:38 AM (99eI0)

204 Sam the Butcher, Allen Melvin, appeared in only 8 episodes of the BB. He was referenced many times, though.
Posted by: A Very Brady August


Yeah. Main characters - 117 episodes
Allen Melvin the next character with the most appearances at 8.
Everyone else 4 or less.
Even Cousin Oliver.

Posted by: Paolo the Maytag Repairman at August 11, 2026 08:38 AM (20FgH)

205 >>On the run?" I'd hope they'd see the inside of a prison before the end of Trump's term. I despise the multi-tiered justice system we've got because I just don't see them facing any real consequences.

We'll see what comes out of the multiple grand juries in Florida looking into all of this. I have higher hopes than you. Florida is not DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 08:38 AM (viF8m)

206 Jackie the big bear eagle has died.
I haz a sad.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2026 08:39 AM (f1uyw)

207 203 I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her.

The demons that guide her promised that she's still saved.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 08

Demons are like that. Demons are often wrong.

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 08:39 AM (2UJ+q)

208 Severely heterosexual like Romney was severely conservative
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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You got it. Political contortionists are always ripe for fakery.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:39 AM (E4rtv)

209 Itsa many ice cream all over the place, but this one is the very best! Believe-a-me!

Posted by: Your Neighborhood Carvel Dealer at August 11, 2026 08:39 AM (JM9I6)

210 Archbishop Cordeleon (love that name) in San Francisco told Pelosi not to receive Holy Communion.

That's a de-facto ex-communcation.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2026 08:39 AM (wVCl1)

211 More and more each day I think Trump struck at Iran because he saw the red-green alliance and decided to fuck with the power center.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:40 AM (8KLEK)

212 I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her.

You've never had dealings with the Archdiocese of Boston, have you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 11, 2026 08:40 AM (qRla/)

213 I truly don’t know. But if there was ever a case…
Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2026 08:38 AM (2UJ+q)


According to AI...

No, there is no confirmed case where a Catholic politician has been formally excommunicated specifically for supporting abortion legislation. While Canon 1398 mandates automatic excommunication (latae sententiae) for those who directly "procure" a completed abortion, canon lawyers and church officials consistently clarify that this penalty applies to direct participants (such as doctors or patients) rather than legislators who vote for laws permitting the procedure.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:40 AM (ExV1e)

214 >Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that
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Now who can argue with that?

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 08:40 AM (ZxPkt)

215 Has the Church ever excommunicated a politician over abortion? Even a single one?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


If it did happen, there would be two immediate responses:

1. A lot of screeching about separation of church and state.
2. Some random church telling the politician that they are welcome to come to them.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 08:41 AM (99eI0)

216 8 KLEK, MOTHERGRUBBERS

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:41 AM (8KLEK)

217 “Oliver” confused me. He looked like a miniaturized John Denver, or maybe the other way around., they were both popular around that time.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:37 AM (3ElP1)

Oliver was Mr. Brady's gunsel and the other cast members resented him getting paid for being on the show's payroll and getting paid for his time as a gunsel by Robert Reed, who was a big homo.

Posted by: Zombie Rock Hudson at August 11, 2026 08:41 AM (F1rMs)

218 194 I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her.

Has the Church ever excommunicated a politician over abortion? Even a single one?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

That would require the Catholic leadership (Archbishop of Boston, USCCB, etc.) to grow some balls. Instead of standing up for what is right, we'll hear great platitudes about how they don't want to get political.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 08:42 AM (N39Ws)

219 Even Cousin Oliver.
Posted by: Paolo the Maytag Repairman

I am still available to save a series when the ratings start to slip. Proven track record.

Posted by: Robbie Rist at August 11, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)

220 Thanks. I hope to be bringing back up to 100# of Cod, Salmon, and Halibut. The kids are stoked. Last hurrah before school starts back up.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Nice to do that for them, it outta be a fantastic memory filled trip for y'all. And cooler in temperature with plenty of fresh air.

August in my location is when the air smells like a stagnant dirty locker room and you can see the air at night with a flashlight.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:42 AM (E4rtv)

221 Legal commenters don't do that as they tend to advocate rather than analyze--different mindset.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:38 AM (E4rtv)

Most people don't do that to any level of sophistication.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:42 AM (dK+Kv)

222 That would require the Catholic leadership (Archbishop of Boston, USCCB, etc.) to grow some balls. Instead of standing up for what is right, we'll hear great platitudes about how they don't want to get political.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 08:42 AM (N39Ws)


Followed, immediately, by a homily telling us to welcome illegals.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

223 They knowingly told pregnant women to get the Covid vaccine and it was safe when they knew it wasn’t safe.
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And everybody laddi-dadi downstream fell into line. No pushback. No media outlets, no retired doctors or former surgeon general.

Real “Profiles In Courage” on display. There were a few, and notably the people telling the truth had everything to lose. The people being paid to push the narrative had no risk.

Vaccines have long been discouraged for pregnancies. It’s a risk analysis thing. If there is no alternative, that’s another issue.

Life sure is Cheap now, in the good ole U.S.A. Mission Accomplished

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:43 AM (3ElP1)

224 Funny, Geraldo is just a sad old beaner now. Who still dreams of getting into AOC’s pants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 08:43 AM (ZGz6B)

225 218
That would require the Catholic leadership (Archbishop of Boston, USCCB, etc.) to grow some balls. Instead of standing up for what is right, we'll hear great platitudes about how they don't want to get political.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 08:42 AM (N39Ws)

One of the last outspoken bishops they removed (Strickland in TX).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 08:43 AM (N39Ws)

226 224 Funny, Geraldo is just a sad old beaner now. Who still dreams of getting into AOC’s pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 08:43 AM (ZGz6B)

And opening safes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 08:44 AM (N39Ws)

227 Funny, Geraldo is just a sad old beaner now. Who still dreams of getting into AOC’s pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 08:44 AM (20FgH)

228 The left insists that Trump’s policies are to blame for higher grocery costs, but the truth is that they (deliberately) planted the seeds during Biden’s [so-called quote-unquote] presidency.
The Democrats Gave Us Today's Inflation
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Both parties grew government spending wildly, and (as Freidman teaches us) all inflation is a product of money creation, so deficit spending is ipso facto, inflationary.

Republicans voted for this shit too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 08:45 AM (sWibC)

229 And everybody laddi-dadi downstream fell into line. No pushback. No media outlets, no retired doctors or former surgeon general.

I believe that there were some doctors who lost their licenses, at least temporarily, over opposition to the the entire covid mess. Primarily due to opposition to treatment and forced vaccination.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

230 The issue isn't just that they hid the risks (which all the cranks like many of us talked extensively about at the time - miscarriages and infertility in particular), it's that they simultaneously mandated the shot. It's an entirely different level of perfidy.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:45 AM (8KLEK)

231 224 Funny, Geraldo is just a sad old beaner now. Who still dreams of getting into AOC’s pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Jerry is only half-Beaner. He's always been a poser.

Posted by: Vaulting to Fame and Fortune at August 11, 2026 08:46 AM (JM9I6)

232 Geraldo can eat shit.

Just casted my vote for Ralph Norman in SC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 08:46 AM (4ZxBh)

233 >>On the run?" I'd hope they'd see the inside of a prison before the end of Trump's term. I despise the multi-tiered justice system we've got because I just don't see them facing any real consequences.

We'll see what comes out of the multiple grand juries in Florida looking into all of this. I have higher hopes than you. Florida is not DC.
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I have faith in FL. I also have faith in another court stepping in afterwards. It's been the M.O. all along.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 08:46 AM (2Cry5)

234 I’d love to see Brennan do a Budd Dwyer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 08:46 AM (ZGz6B)

235 Good morning and God bless!

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 11, 2026 08:46 AM (XdJ05)

236 Funny, Geraldo is just a sad old beaner now. Who still dreams of getting into AOC’s pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 08:43 AM (ZGz6B)
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Who happily lives in Shaker Heights, Ohio (of all places).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 08:46 AM (sWibC)

237 Morn' all

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 08:49 AM (ejzvi)

238 >>I have faith in FL. I also have faith in another court stepping in afterwards. It's been the M.O. all along.

Anything is possible in our corrupt judicial system these days. But they might have a tough time overturning a trial by jury.

Besides, Trump is winning most cases on appeal not losing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 08:49 AM (viF8m)

239 We'll see what comes out of the multiple grand juries in Florida looking into all of this. I have higher hopes than you. Florida is not DC.
Posted by: JackStraw

I've given up most predictions nowadays because we are not in normal times anymore--sort of like a prof of mine who spent his entire career until his late sixties analyzing who was up and who was down in the Soviet system. Then all hell broke loose when the wall fell and he told me that prior to that, Soviet research was all very nice and cozy--then came a totally new paradigm that was simply beyond the old scholar's understanding.

I think we are there in politics and world affairs--the old cozy globalizing world order is dying and domestic politics has deteriorated to the point that the old understandings are being swept away.

Letting Comey and co get away with it is will cause consequences, so will not letting them get away with it. Exactly what either situation unleashes, I don't think anyone really knows. Same for the vaxx information and Fauci, same for the other rottenness in the American and world system created by a host of talentless political hacks that deemed themselves as demigods like Prometheus.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)

240 The issue isn't just that they hid the risks (which all the cranks like many of us talked extensively about at the time - miscarriages and infertility in particular), it's that they simultaneously mandated the shot. It's an entirely different level of perfidy.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:45 AM (8KLEK)

Had a conversation with my new doc about how "they" ruined people's trust in vaccines with the COVID "vaccine" press. She took momentary offense, until I specified that it was those who did press people to take it who are the "they."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 08:49 AM (dK+Kv)

241 That would require the Catholic leadership (Archbishop of Boston, USCCB, etc.) to grow some balls. Instead of standing up for what is right, we'll hear great platitudes about how they don't want to get political.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 08:42 AM (N39Ws)
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Didn't we just hear that some very large percentage of the US Conference of Bishops budget was (during the Biden residency anyway) government grants for resettling illegals?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 08:49 AM (sWibC)

242 I’d love to see Brennan do a Budd Dwyer.
Posted by: Tom Servo

At least that threat is eliminated. But he deserves far worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 08:50 AM (4ZxBh)

243 >>Sam the Butcher, Allen Melvin, appeared in only 8 episodes of the BB.

He seemed to be everywhere in TV in the '60s & '70s.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 08:50 AM (NcvvS)

244 Jerry is only half-Beaner. He's always been a poser.
Posted by: Vaulting to Fame and Fortune
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He always seemed greasy like a used car salesman at a We Tote the Note stealership. Never took him seriously.

Bill O'Reilly was the gasbag pontificating at the end of the bar--a better spoken Cliff Claven if you will without Claven's charm and vulnerability.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:51 AM (E4rtv)

245 Jerry scored a prison cell interview with Charlie Manson. He thought he was gonna go in there and tell him what for. Manson was not exactly a sympathetic figure, maybe in some tragic sense, but it was kinda funny to see him rhetorically beat him like a rented government Mule. He’s a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 08:53 AM (3ElP1)

246 "They're running away from those statements they may have made in the past."

"They're not all of a sudden gonna become commies."

"Their statements as kids were ridiculous. But that's not what they really are as grownups."
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Hey Geraldo, you're completely wrong: read the DSA platform.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 08:53 AM (sWibC)

247 Didn’t Geraldo once brag to Justin Trudeau that he had slept with Justin’s mother. Class act, that guy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

248
"Their statements as kids were ridiculous. But that's not what they really are as grownups.

They're worse...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 08:54 AM (ejzvi)

249 Bulg

Geraldo slept with Bette Midler. Sheesh!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

250 Trump signed the sweeping order which will decrease recommended vaccines for children and space out vaccinations over multiple visits.
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and the Propaganda Press went nuts. It was weird.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 08:55 AM (sWibC)

251 I remember watching Sam the Butcher and thinking "that's Archie's friend from All in the Family"
He was also Al the Plumber on ads for Liquid Plumber

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 08:55 AM (NFRf7)

252 The only two things I remember about Geraldo is opening the empty Capone safe and on his own talk show a complete melee breaking out and him ending up with a shiner…. Jerry Springer-like

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 08:55 AM (zEBE+)

253 >>I think we are there in politics and world affairs--the old cozy globalizing world order is dying and domestic politics has deteriorated to the point that the old understandings are being swept away.

I think just about everything going on these days has both domestic implications as well as global including the various conflicts Trump has started since retaking office.

The collapse of one of Singham's non-profits yesterday is really about China's influence in the US political system. They were also behind the BLM summer of love riots across America right before the election that magically disappeared after the election. Not a chance in hell our cracker jack intel community wasn't both aware and likely supportive.

And this is the same China where the virus came from that gave Fauci and team so much power. They knew because in addition to Fauci the intel community was sending funds to Wuhan. This country has been run by a corrupt cabal of globalist both domestic and foreign for a long time. Getting the country back was never going to easy or quick but we are making progress.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 08:55 AM (viF8m)

254 I couldn’t stand Bill O’Reilly. What a phony.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 08:55 AM (77rzZ)

255 Bill O'Reilly was the gasbag pontificating at the end of the bar--a better spoken Cliff Claven if you will without Claven's charm and vulnerability.

Yup...Bill was a huge gas bag and he liked the phone sex thing.

A real weirdo.

Posted by: The Love Line at August 11, 2026 08:56 AM (F1rMs)

256 Their statements as kids were ridiculous. But that's not what they really are as grownups.

That strikes me as equivalent to "Muslims don't mean it when they say convert or die."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

257 243 >>Sam the Butcher, Allen Melvin, appeared in only 8 episodes of the BB.

He seemed to be everywhere in TV in the '60s & '70s.
Posted by: Nazdar

Yep. That used to be the way that a guy could make a living in Hollywood. Hopping from bit parts from tv shows to a small part in a movie.

Seems to be still that way in UK. Due to its geographic compactness, you can be in a short TV series, hop into a stage play in London on the break, and then appear in a movie. Same network effect existed for the British invasion bands--they all knew of each other if not friendz and shared a pub, dancehall, etc. touring, recording, and being able to sleep in their own bed from somewhere like London.

Hollyweird imploded the whole Hollywood ecosystem with the backlots being sold for housing, and filming on location. Now it is spread across the US at various nodes and a number of the TV shows shoot in Canada due to cheaper costs.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:56 AM (E4rtv)

258 Justine's mother was a "free spirit."

Perhaps demonically possessed.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2026 08:56 AM (wVCl1)

259 @249 I'm trying to digest breakfast. I don't need the image of Geraldo and Midler bumping uglies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 08:57 AM (NFRf7)

260 AOC has been engaged since 2022, but has not yet tied the knot.
Is Titty-Caca AOC Skipping Marriage To Hide Cash While She’s In Congress?
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My magic eight ball says "you betcha!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 08:57 AM (sWibC)

261 Geraldo got his start as part of the Eyewitless News team at WABC-TV, NYC. He did an expose' of the Willowbrook institution on Staten Island, a home for severely retarded folks. The conditions and treatment were poor, but Jerry stood on their backs, grandstanding all the way to fame and fortune.

Posted by: Roger Grimace, Bill Beautiful, Melba Toast at August 11, 2026 08:58 AM (JM9I6)

262 Smell the Glove

It was more like sexual assault.

But I will apologize to you and your digestive system.

OK, I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:58 AM (u82oZ)

263 >> Thanks to Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey, who just signed a bill allowing abortion up until birth,

I want everyone to look at the picture of her signing that bill. But what I want you to especially look at are the clapping seals of death surrounding her. These are the white liberal, anti-human, anti-family faces of death. What they are clapping for is the murder of a child in the womb and in this case, up to birth. Remember birth- that joyous occasion to celebrate a new life?

Tell your children to look at that picture and make sure a woman like that is never in their life. Find a good woman, one who loves life, loves children, and especially and firstly loves God.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 08:58 AM (KOPVf)

264 Jerry is only half-Beaner. He's always been a poser.
Posted by: Vaulting to Fame and Fortune
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He always seemed greasy like a used car salesman at a We Tote the Note stealership. Never took him seriously.

Bill O'Reilly was the gasbag pontificating at the end of the bar--a better spoken Cliff Claven if you will without Claven's charm and vulnerability.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:51 AM
*****
He was raised a Jew. It's shameful that he is supporting these antisemitic candidates.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

265 184 There is no other way to describe this. This. Is. Murder. No different than having the child born and snuffing out its life right there after the umbilical cord is cut. No different. It's peak evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

The clapping and smiling at the signing ceremony was just a kick in the gut, too. This Gov. is supposedly Catholic. I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her. I doubt she will care, because let’s be honest, she has zero issue with murdering a baby. But it would be something.

Just when I thought my state couldn't possibly get any worse...

Posted by: Concord at August 11, 2026 08:58 AM (6E/05)

266 Geraldo slept with Bette Midler. Sheesh!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)


In fairness, back in the Mesozoic Era, she was just a butterface. You get to 2am, the bar is closing, and you think to yourself, "Whatever."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

267 One of my former law partners when to Marist with O'Reilly. Said he was a bullying loud mouthed jerk there too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 08:59 AM (NFRf7)

268 >> AOC has been engaged since 2022, but has not yet tied the knot.

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 09:00 AM (KOPVf)

269 Hey Geraldo, you're completely wrong: read the DSA platform.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 08:53 AM (sWibC)

Geraldo is just doing his part of the script.

Everyone forgets the two to four weeks where the entire media breathlessly cried about how radical dangerous and extreme these people are. No justifications, just "oh no!". And people forget - as the message slowly gets massaged and changed.

The DNC and media (BIRM) are altering the world before your eyes. The DSA is being given the Keys to the Kingdom. I knew it on the first day the media and establishment were shedding their crocodile tears.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:00 AM (8KLEK)

270 >>Yep. That used to be the way that a guy could make a living in Hollywood. Hopping from bit parts from tv shows to a small part in a movie.

The guy who played Babra in Kelly's Heroes was another.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 09:01 AM (NcvvS)

271 Your comment could be equally applied to Fauci and his team of ghouls. I don't think the true implications of their actions have sunk in yet. They knowingly told pregnant women to get the vaccines and they were safe when they knew they weren't safe for pregnant women at all.

I bet Fauci and the others just shrugged. Abortion, miscarriage. Tomato, to-mah-to.


Posted by: Concord at August 11, 2026 09:02 AM (6E/05)

272 Twenty bucks. Same as at the pier.

Posted by: Italian yacht girl at August 11, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

273 Yeah, a bloke toting around a packaged and sealed baseball bat is a clear and present danger, but roving bands of Muslim males prowling for girls and women to rape, that's in the deepest traditions of civilization, so how dare you!

This is the logical path of the gun control debate. The pro side argues if we just didn't have weapons then people couldn't engage in violence even if they wanted to.

So you get rid of scary guns with the thing that goes up...but the bad people use "normal" guns

So you get rid of the "normal" guns...but the bad people use knives

So you get rid of knives...but the bad people use bats or canes or whatever

And at no point does this address the actual problem which is the bad people not the tools they are using.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)

274 Warriors .. come out to PLAAY

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

275 Didn’t Geraldo once brag to Justin Trudeau that he had slept with Justin’s mother. Class act, that guy.

It wasn't a very exclusive club to be honest

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:03 AM (sKqQm)

276 The collapse of one of Singham's non-profits yesterday is really about China's influence in the US political system. They were also behind the BLM summer of love riots across America right before the election that magically disappeared after the election. Not a chance in hell our cracker jack intel community wasn't both aware and likely supportive.
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I don't think we have come even close to discovering the amount of racial strife that China has fomented in the US.

Class-based communism was never going to work in the US.
But they have been wildly successful in pushing race-based communism.
Even to electing their first president, Obama.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 09:03 AM (3cUTc)

277 Posted by: Roger Grimace, Bill Beautiful, Melba Toast at August 11, 2026 08:58 AM (JM9I6)
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No love for Rosanne Scamardella?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:03 AM (JvZF+)

278 UK Police Spray Man Carrying Newly Purchased Baseball Bat in Its Original Packaging

... American baseball bats are available on Amazon UK

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:04 AM (RHGPo)

279 Just when I thought my state couldn't possibly get any worse...
Posted by: Concord at August 11, 2026 08:58 AM


How about this? The idiots who live here will probably reelect her.

*puts bag over head*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2026 09:04 AM (kgE5c)

280 Jerry Rivers is still a thing?
What decade is this?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 11, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

281 I think we are there in politics and world affairs--the old cozy globalizing world order is dying and domestic politics has deteriorated to the point that the old understandings are being swept away.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)

I have called us post-law for some time. I saw someone referring to our situation as post-republic yesterday. All there is is will to power. And we have spineless RINOs on our side.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (dK+Kv)

282 This is the logical path of the gun control debate. The pro side argues if we just didn't have weapons then people couldn't engage in violence even if they wanted to.

So you get rid of scary guns with the thing that goes up...but the bad people use "normal" guns

So you get rid of the "normal" guns...but the bad people use knives

So you get rid of knives...but the bad people use bats or canes or whatever

And at no point does this address the actual problem which is the bad people not the tools they are using.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)


And, eventually, you remove every tool from society... we live in grass huts and survive, or not, on whatever has fallen onto the ground. There's no violence... except for that guy who bigger than you, or when that group of four guys comes around, or...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

283 Trudeau's mom was a cum dumpster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (wOO3z)

284 241
Didn't we just hear that some very large percentage of the US Conference of Bishops budget was (during the Biden residency anyway) government grants for resettling illegals?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 08:49 AM (sWibC)

Catholic Charities definitely was. It's a venial sin for Catholics to disobey traffic laws (speeding, etc.). But its OKEY DOKEY for them to trounce all over federal immigration law.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (N39Ws)

285 (D) Levels of Heterosexuality

Determined
Substantial
Serious
Ferocious



Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)

286 And this is the same China where the virus came from that gave Fauci and team so much power. They knew because in addition to Fauci the intel community was sending funds to Wuhan. This country has been run by a corrupt cabal of globalist both domestic and foreign for a long time. Getting the country back was never going to easy or quick but we are making progress.
Posted by: JackStraw
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There is a lot more reason to hope than during the Biden years but I am not sure that what is outcome. Trillions of bucks and power is at stake and those people who gained all that post Cold War are going to fight like hell to keep it at any cost.

Two steps forward, one step back sort of thing and I think the US debt is a ticking time bomb if we cannot stop fraudulent spending. I think the US Deep State has used the US Treasury to prop up the entire global and US political system via fraud and we can't afford to keep it up.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (E4rtv)

287 IIRS, Sam the Butcher was also "an old Army buddy" of Rob Petrie, making guest appearances on the DVD show.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (wVcYX)

288 MA is arguably the most corrupt state in the union.

Whitey Bulger ran it for years

The state has become one of the richest in America almost exclusively by looting Uncle Sugar.

And my favorite part is that it is full of people in the top 10% of earners who consistently bitch their taxes are too high but the rich need to pay more

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:06 AM (sKqQm)

289 No love for Rosanne Scamardella?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Or me?

Posted by: Milton Jewish at August 11, 2026 09:06 AM (JM9I6)

290 Alito laid bare the majority’s true motivation: “We should not adopt an erroneous interpretation of the Fourteenth Amendment simply out of fear of the consequences of ‘rocking the boat’ or as a reaction to current immigration policy.”
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Alito cogently states the problem: Roberts is afraid. He fears standing up for the Constitution, and his cowardice (sadly) hurts us all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 09:06 AM (3MX8+)

291 @277 I was always waiting for Floss and Stan Dworkins Gardening reports just before the first year of SNL

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 09:06 AM (NFRf7)

292 I didn’t know the Brits ever played baseball. Thought they were content with the faggotry that is cricket.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

293 UK Police Spray Man Carrying Newly Purchased Baseball Bat in Its Original Packaging

Ok, I give up. Why did they do this?

Posted by: dantesed at August 11, 2026 09:06 AM (Oy/m2)

294 >>I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her.

Go right to the top.

pope_bob@vatican.va

Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 09:07 AM (J4Dwc)

295 The DSA is being given nothing, except by nature.

This was inevitable. The Silents and Boomers in the Dem faction of the Party were able to successfully freeze out younger people for much longer than the GOP faction, but they couldn't live forever.

As soon as Justice Democrats recruited the Squad, it was clear the transition had begun, and power would devolve directly to the Millennials with no pesky Gen X interlopers. The dial is going straight to 11, no more frog-boiling.

Buckle up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 09:07 AM (BI5O2)

296 . There's no violence... except for that guy who bigger than you, or when that group of four guys comes around, or...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

Au contraire. The police will still have plenty of bats and guns.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:07 AM (8KLEK)

297 I think the US Deep State has used the US Treasury to prop up the entire global and US political system via fraud and we can't afford to keep it up.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:05 AM (E4rtv)

Since about halfway thru the Obama years NGO have acquired/spent around $13 Trillion.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

298 I think China's behind the shiny, new "democratic socialists." Somehow these socialists have money. Lots of it to throw around and garner support, influence. Not every one of them comes from rich families either... a number of them do, but not all.

But the real power behind this movement is China. Their influence in government can't be understated either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 09:08 AM (2Cry5)

299 And, eventually, you remove every tool from society... we live in grass huts and survive, or not, on whatever has fallen onto the ground. There's no violence... except for that guy who bigger than you, or when that group of four guys comes around, or...

This is also why you see so many videos now of some guy arguing with an urban yute as 3 of the urban yutes friends jump the guy from behind.

So even when the government has gotten guns and knives out of these people's hands they are still going to assault, injure, and maybe kill normal people.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:08 AM (sKqQm)

300 This is the logical path of the gun control debate.
—-

That is the con. That they are being logical and trying to reduce crime. Hell, they don’t even pay lip service to that any longer.

They simply don’t want anybody to have adequate defense against their depradations, and innocents being slaughtered in the streets is a sacrifice they are willing to make.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 09:08 AM (3ElP1)

301 293 UK Police Spray Man Carrying Newly Purchased Baseball Bat in Its Original Packaging

Ok, I give up. Why did they do this?
Posted by: dantesed at August 11, 2026 09:06 AM (Oy/m2)

The were scared of the Baseball Furies gang.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)

302
But the real power behind this movement is China. Their influence in government can't be understated either.


Maybe. I suspect the EU is bankrolling some of this as well

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:09 AM (sKqQm)

303 they simultaneously mandated the shot. It's an entirely different level of perfidy.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 08:45 AM (8KLEK)

AND effectively outlawed - at the time what I was calling potentially effective therapeutics - what we now know were superior therapeutics, IVM and HCQ.

The media is complicit. They all deserved to be hanged.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 09:09 AM (dK+Kv)

304 I want everyone to look at the picture of her signing that bill. But what I want you to especially look at are the clapping seals of death surrounding her. These are the white liberal, anti-human, anti-family faces of death. What they are clapping for is the murder of a child in the womb and in this case, up to birth. Remember birth- that joyous occasion to celebrate a new life?
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Women who have lost all natural affections.

The capacity to give and nurture life turned toward an insatiable lust to give death.

This is the true, blood sacrifice witchcraft.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 09:09 AM (3cUTc)

305 I have called us post-law for some time. I saw someone referring to our situation as post-republic yesterday. All there is is will to power. And we have spineless RINOs on our side.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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True, I refer to it as Calvinball Rules as if you don't look at it as comic, the tragedy will overwhelm you.

It took nearly a thousand years to build up the rule of law in the West, and now it is all being discarded because illegal migrant swarms from a hideous legal system are allowed to do as they wish. Enoch Powell was correct and crucified (as he knew he would be) for his foresight way back in the early 70's.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:09 AM (E4rtv)

306 CCP->Democracy Now->DSA

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)

307 Geraldo slept with Bette Midler. Sheesh!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

He has a body count to rival Wilt Chamberlain, according to himself. He's simply irresistible to the female of the species.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:10 AM (wVcYX)

308 Undercover footage from inside a New York DSA meeting reveals they are using illegal aliens in their socialist movement to gain political power.

"There are so many ways in which [illegals] can be involved behind the scene... You don't have to have papers to have power."

AOC has announced she's a member of that exact chapter!

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

309
That is the con. That they are being logical and trying to reduce crime. Hell, they don’t even pay lip service to that any longer.


One thing I've been pointing out to the LIVs I talk with is notice every time someone is in the news for some outrage - murder, rape, etc that in passing they mention the guy was arrested 20 times before but he's walking the streets today?

That's the problem. We stopped putting bad people away.

1% of the population causes almost all the violent crime. It doesn't matter if you ban gun, knives, or make everyone wear bubble suits. That 1% will murder death kill until they are imprisoned or executed.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:11 AM (sKqQm)

310 The election is in 10 days can you just share it now.

(Watching republicans change names is a weird phenomenon, Nikki Haley, Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal)

Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Yes real crazy. My name on my birth certificate is Nikki. Was born and raised with that name. I married a Haley. Nikki Haley. Somehow makes me a weird Republican.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

311 Geraldo is the safe brown guy they can bed down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:12 AM (wOO3z)

312 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 09:07 AM (BI5O2)

The DNC control 100% of the media. They control much of intelligence. No one is gonna "take" power from them. They love their control and money too much. Trump did it by divine providence alone, and nearly died in the process.

Where is the big fight against the DSA that the establishment and media claimed was so dangerous just 6 weeks ago? The top of the DNC and the top of the DSA are in cahoots. The highly coordinated media message tells the story. We are now in a slow normalization phase after the initial phony shock. It will come out like everything else, long after "change" has occurred and it no longer matters.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:13 AM (8KLEK)

313 Since about halfway thru the Obama years NGO have acquired/spent around $13 Trillion.
Posted by: r hennigantx

And it will take a King Henry the 8th to close the NGOs and foundations and take their money back to balance the books and force majeur to prevent the leftist judges from trying to prevent it.

That is where I don't think we can put Humpty Dumpty back together again--we can only move forward and deal with the challenges that we face today, not look backward with wistfulness of what is was. The past is literally a foreign country now--it can help us avoid mistakes going forward but it is not realistic to believe we can return to it.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:13 AM (E4rtv)

314 279 Just when I thought my state couldn't possibly get any worse...
Posted by: Concord at August 11, 2026 08:58 AM

How about this? The idiots who live here will probably reelect her.

*puts bag over head*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2026 09:04 AM (kgE5c)

No doubt in my mind at all.

Posted by: Concord at August 11, 2026 09:14 AM (6E/05)

315 As DSA influence in his party grows, Gavin Newsom has come up with a new brand:

"Established insurgent."

"I've always had that mindset."

He doesn't actually believe anything, so it's just a never-ending, desperate effort to chase relevancy for 2028.

... sounds like "chameleon reactionary"

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

316 Undercover footage from inside a New York DSA meeting reveals they are using illegal aliens in their socialist movement to gain political power.
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And who ushered all the illegals in again? Oh you thought it was just for "votes"....? Silly rabbit, the Left are three, four, five years ahead at all times.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:15 AM (8KLEK)

317 1% of the population causes almost all the violent crime. It doesn't matter if you ban gun, knives, or make everyone wear bubble suits. That 1% will murder death kill until they are imprisoned or executed.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:11 AM (sKqQm)

There is a theory that civilization starts when the chief, king, judge etc. has the capacity to kill the 3% retarded, insane, killer sociopaths.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:15 AM (/+uur)

318 And we have spineless RINOs on our side.

We have a few fundamental problems...

1) You can bribe people with the treasury, but since the treasury is more or less funded by us, the productive class, it hurts us to do this while for the left obviously it is all upside

2) The FNM/Deep state libel/blackmail people constantly and right leaning voters keep following for it. How many times has some up and coming right leaning figure been torpedoed by some stupid claim out of left field (see for example Roy Moore)

3) The left has a whole infrastructure to pay, train, and prepare politicians and activists, we on the right have amateurs that take time away from their career to run (and often get cancelled for doing so)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:15 AM (sKqQm)

319 Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Yes real crazy. My name on my birth certificate is Nikki. Was born and raised with that name. I married a Haley. Nikki Haley. Somehow makes me a weird Republican.
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I used to be somebody!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at August 11, 2026 09:15 AM (CAZ6h)

320 Hasan Piker:

✅ Believes America deserved 9/11, aka that 2977 innocent people deserved to be murdered
✅ Advises his followers to murder capitalists and watch their blood run in the streets “Kill those motherfuckers”
✅ Told Black voters to “suck his fucking cock”
✅ Said “We want more immigrants to come into your countries and then they’re gonna fuck your sisters and then your daughters.”

“We’re here to destroy the White Race, Bitch.”

✅ Thinks Mao, who killed 50 million+, is the greatest leader of all time
✅ Wants communism, which killed 100 million people+, to replace the free market
✅ Regularly praises terrorist groups Hamas and Hezbollah - both have murdered hundreds of Americans
✅ Says the Hezbollah flag is his favorite
✅Thinks Jews should “go back to Auschitz”
✅ Openly says he has no love for America and hates the country while praising China
✅ Abuses dogs
✅ Etc.

He’s a top Democrat surrogate and media darling. Democrat Party members and “leaders” continue to elevate him.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:15 AM (RHGPo)

321 Imagine being 10 years old and having a 50 year old AOC to call "mom"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:16 AM (JvZF+)

322 *Reads splashy headline*

Hey guys! Didja know that July was the hottest month ever! Records were shattered. Shattered!!

We's gonna die!!!11!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

323
Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Yes real crazy. My name on my birth certificate is Nikki. Was born and raised with that name. I married a Haley. Nikki Haley. Somehow makes me a weird Republican.


Brianna Wu of all people was complaining he was getting online hate for having an Asian last name even though he is a white guy. He "married" an Asian guy so its, well not normal obviously, but I guess...legal?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm)

324 @312 not sure I agree with collusion between the DNC and DSA.
The DNC is broke and Dem leaders have no idea how to deal with or control the DSA crazies. The DSA aren't listening to Schumer (Zionist, corporatist) , or any of the old leaders.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 09:17 AM (NFRf7)

325 To that end, the entire Deep State apparatus that has festered in the West along with the power they seized from elected officials to fight the Cold War got perverted into a nasty self sustaining divine right of bureaucrats and ngos to rule.

Like the divine rule of kings, the period is not likely to last long but will cause a lot of tumult when it gets tossed on the ash heap of history. I am afraid it will take a Franco or a Cromwell to restore the West and history will damn them for what they do.

And like a fungus, if the entire leftist ecosystem is not ruined and broken by them, it will come back more virulent than ever.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:17 AM (E4rtv)

326 321 Imagine being 10 years old and having a 50 year old AOC to call "mom"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:16 AM (JvZF+)

Wonder if she would have one of those designer Trans kids ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 09:17 AM (ejzvi)

327 🚨 JUST IN: CNN is melting down over the GOP using Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed's full name, worrying Michigan voters will see he's a Muslim

CNN: Your ad uses his FULL name. He goes by Abdul El Sayed. Are you saying, hint hint, he's Muslim?!

... just like Barack Insein Obama

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

328
Hey guys! Didja know that July was the hottest month ever! Records were shattered. Shattered!!

We's gonna die!!!11!
Posted by: Count de Monet

Stephanie Abrams and her rack get all aflutter in the morning screeching about all the disasters all over the globe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:18 AM (wOO3z)

329 319 Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Yes real crazy. My name on my birth certificate is Nikki. Was born and raised with that name. I married a Haley. Nikki Haley. Somehow makes me a weird Republican.
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I used to be somebody!!
Posted by: Nikki Haley
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So did me and my family! Low energy, pfffft.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 11, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)

330 Hey guys! Didja know that July was the hottest month ever! Records were shattered. Shattered!!

The hottest day on record in most American states was in...

1936

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

331 321 Imagine being 10 years old and having a 50 year old AOC to call "mom"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:16 AM (JvZF+)

.. imagine a 50 year old AOC chasing after a toddler and a 60-some AOC still paying for the child's college education

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

332 ... just like Barack Insein Obama
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

I love it when Trump emphasizes the Husein when he says obama's name...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 09:19 AM (ejzvi)

333 Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Yes real crazy. My name on my birth certificate is Nikki. Was born and raised with that name. I married a Haley. Nikki Haley. Somehow makes me a weird Republican.

Brianna Wu of all people was complaining he was getting online hate for having an Asian last name even though he is a white guy. He "married" an Asian guy so its, well not normal obviously, but I guess...legal?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm)

That's terrible!

Posted by: Donna Chang, The Chinese Woman, Obligatory Seinfeld Reference at August 11, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)

334 Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 09:17 AM (NFRf7)

2024 left the Democrats crying they had no youth, no energy, no masculinity and no podcasts.

The sudden appearance of this "problem" solves all of the above.

Like a woman randomly eating a sick bat in China a year before Trump is skating to reelection... nobody gets THAT lucky.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:20 AM (8KLEK)

335 1% of the population causes almost all the violent crime. It doesn't matter if you ban gun, knives, or make everyone wear bubble suits. That 1% will murder death kill until they are imprisoned or executed.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:11 AM (sKqQm)
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Rule #1 of criminology

Until this is observed we will continue to lose our civilization.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:20 AM (JvZF+)

336 I've given up most predictions nowadays because we are not in normal times anymore

Sort of like the Fourth Turning guy didn't account for the fact that his saeculum was based on Western European cultures and didn't anticipate a destroyed culture brought in by foreign invaders and colonizers who have zero in common with the various "turnings" that were the US.

Another "win" for Diversity and Multiculturalism. Even those "500 years of continuity" are demolished.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 09:20 AM (BvPIe)

337 I have called us post-law for some time. I saw someone referring to our situation as post-republic yesterday. All there is is will to power. And we have spineless RINOs on our side.
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I think the most horrifying is the cartel judges.
They blithely believe their ever-more outrageous and unmoored opinions will always be followed no matter what.
And they refuse to consider how quickly they are hastening a world where they are not.
They are tearing down the law to stop one man they disagree with over mere politics.
And whether they succeed or not--there will be no law remaining.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 09:20 AM (3cUTc)

338 AOC has been shedding her best eggs since she was 12. What's left now are substandard, damaged goods. No one wins the race against time.

Posted by: The Egg Lady Edith Massey at August 11, 2026 09:20 AM (JM9I6)

339 AOC has been engaged since 2022, but has not yet tied the knot.

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 09:00 AM (KOPVf)
*****
They've been together since at least 2015.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 09:20 AM (NpAcC)

340 > "Feast of the Feminine," a "6course [sic] dinner inspired by menstruation."

Other body-fluid themed events:

"Lunch of the Loogies," a "6course [sic] dinner inspired by phlegm."

"Dinner of the Dookies," a "6course [sic] dinner inspired by feces."

"Soiree of the Semen," a "6course [sic] dinner inspired by sperm."

"Picnic of the Pus," a "6course [sic] dinner inspired by suppuration."

"Salon of the Sweat," a "6course [sic] dinner inspired by perspiration."

"Unveiling of the Urine" a "6course [sic] dinner inspired by piss."

What the hell is up with these slags and their menstruation fetish? Yes, it is a natural process. No, you don't need to celebrate it, any more than you need to celebrate every time you take a dump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:21 AM (IG3/x)

341 >>Stephanie Abrams and her rack get all aflutter in the morning screeching about all the disasters all over the globe.

My mute button gets a workout, sometimes.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 09:21 AM (NcvvS)

342 Shake Shack responds after customers who refused to tip were charged more for their order

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

343 331 321 Imagine being 10 years old and having a 50 year old AOC to call "mom"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:16 AM (JvZF+)

.. imagine a 50 year old AOC chasing after a toddler and a 60-some AOC still paying for the child's college education
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

But she wants you to know she believes in motherhood too like those icky Republican women who keep having babies like Caroline Levette . Her surrogate will have one for her one day when she needs a prop...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 09:22 AM (ejzvi)

344 Two main things are driving the lingering "global warming" crap besides media coverage:

1) The heat island effect. That suburban neighborhood with trees and forests scattered around in felt cooler in the summer 40 years ago now then it does as high rises, strip malls, and concrete EVERYWHERE.

2) Northerners moving to the south. I see this one a lot personally - people that I know that grew up in the North/North east that move to AZ or FL and then say the summers are way, way hotter then they remember as kids. Well...duh. Before AC the populations in those areas were low because...IT GETS REALLY HOT THERE

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:22 AM (sKqQm)

345 Happy National Call Before You Dig Day.

Posted by: Mike Mulligan at August 11, 2026 09:22 AM (Mrl86)

346 Teen Brawl Erupts at NYC McDonald's, Prompting Security Crackdown

The footage shows organized juveniles clashing inside a New York City McDonald's, part of a pattern of 'teen takeovers' advertised on social media at fast-food spots and malls. Affected locations in Brooklyn, Queens, and beyond now ban unaccompanied teens under 20 and hire private security to restore order. Online reactions call for tougher enforcement and accountability, while some link the disruptions to policy debates over policing and prisons, leaving residents worried about safety in public spaces.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

347 AOC has been engaged since 2022, but has not yet tied the knot.

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2026 09:00 AM (KOPVf)
*****
They've been together since at least 2015.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2026 09:20 AM (NpAcC)

I think the milk may be beginning to curdle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:23 AM (wVcYX)

348 >>There is a lot more reason to hope than during the Biden years but I am not sure that what is outcome. Trillions of bucks and power is at stake and those people who gained all that post Cold War are going to fight like hell to keep it at any cost.


The futures uncertain and the end is always near.

Let it roll.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 09:23 AM (viF8m)

349 .. imagine a 50 year old AOC chasing after a toddler and a 60-some AOC still paying for the child's college education

The former bartender is worth millions right now. Unless she develops a drug habit, paying for some hypothetical child's college is no factor.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 09:23 AM (+4Cf6)

350 > There is a theory that civilization starts when the chief, king, judge etc. has the capacity to kill the 3% retarded, insane, killer sociopaths.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 11, 2026 09:15 AM (/+uur)

For centuries the UK executed (or later, transported) about 2% of every generation.

Things went downhill fast when they stopped doing that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:23 AM (IG3/x)

351

"She'll turn 37 in a couple months. If she got pregnant now, it would technically be a geriatric pregnancy," conservative commentator Matt Walsh posted on X. "This desire to start having children late in life is completely baffling to me."

"Not helpful": White House winces over conservatives bashing AOC for egg freezing.."

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 09:24 AM (g47mK)

352 The hottest day on record in most American states was in...

1936
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)


1936 just ran the thermometer under hot water cuz they didn't want to go to school.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

353 Happy National Call Before You Dig Day.
Posted by: Mike Mulligan at August 11, 2026 09:22 AM (Mrl86)

*drives post through a 12 in water main*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:24 AM (wOO3z)

354 Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey signs bill for abortions up to birth

.. why not give up on murder and just call it ultra extreme late-term abortion

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

355
"Not helpful": White House winces over conservatives bashing AOC for egg freezing.."
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2026 09:24 AM (g47mK)

If she didn't want comments she shouldn't have put in on the internet... None of us needed to see it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 09:25 AM (ejzvi)

356 > 1936 just ran the thermometer under hot water cuz they didn't want to go to school.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

Pro level malingering: sticking your face next to a space heater or heat vent for a while so your forehead would be warm.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:25 AM (IG3/x)

357 294 >>I would like to think the Church would very loudly and very publicly excommunicate her.

Go right to the top.

pope_bob@vatican.va
Posted by: one hour sober at August 11, 2026 09:07 AM (J4Dwc)

Presuming she attends Holy Mass, you know she receives Communion. You know the priest would never withhold Communion from her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (N39Ws)

358
20 Eating sushi off a nude Lena Dunham would be more appealing than attending Hong's dinner.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:30 AM

There’s not a projectile vomiting emoji big enough for that one.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (SjAWL)

359 The vid of AOC definitely shows her elbows heading south. Age catches us all Sandy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (NFRf7)

360 The AI Bubble Is Cracking In Places Nobody's Watching

It is not coming apart in the headline equity indices, where everything looks tight, well-bid, and orderly. It is coming apart one level down - in credit, in positioning, and in the accounting.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (RHGPo)

361 No, you don't need to celebrate it, any more than you need to celebrate every time you take a dump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:21 AM (IG3/x)

*puts away vuvuzela and champagne confetti poppers*

Geeze, life is getting to be no fun at all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (wVcYX)

362 Morning.

I have a prayer request for my family: my father passed away yesterday after a long battle w/a degenerative lung disease. If you could add prayers for his peace and for my mom I would appreciate it. Thanks

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

363 320

There will be a lot of liberals looking at that list and saying "SOURCE!?!??"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (99eI0)

364 The vid of AOC definitely shows her elbows heading south. Age catches us all Sandy
Posted by: Smell the Glove


The Abuela Wall(tm) catches all.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 09:27 AM (20FgH)

365 National Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up Day

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:27 AM (JvZF+)

366 Eating sushi off a nude Lena Dunham would be more appealing than attending Hong's dinner.
Posted by: Anna Puma

That's a shit load of sushi

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 09:27 AM (wOO3z)

367 I have a prayer request for my family: my father passed away yesterday after a long battle w/a degenerative lung disease. If you could add prayers for his peace and for my mom I would appreciate it. Thanks
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)


So sorry... Prayers for you and your Family

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2026 09:27 AM (ejzvi)

368 I have a prayer request for my family: my father passed away yesterday after a long battle w/a degenerative lung disease. If you could add prayers for his peace and for my mom I would appreciate it. Thanks
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)
=====
Blessed are you hashem the True Judge.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 09:28 AM (JvZF+)

369 No, you don't need to celebrate it, any more than you need to celebrate every time you take a dump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Like hell you don't. After a certain age, celebrations are mandatory.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 09:28 AM (20FgH)

370 Other body-fluid themed events:

What !?! No dinner theme for us?

Posted by: Drool at August 11, 2026 09:28 AM (+4Cf6)

371 Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

Praying for him, your mom, you and family. I'm so sorry Lizzy.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:28 AM (8KLEK)

372 359 The vid of AOC definitely shows her elbows heading south. Age catches us all Sandy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (NFRf7)

She'll be the left's next Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 09:28 AM (N39Ws)

373 ...any more than you need to celebrate every time you take a dump. --Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

There is just No Way in Hell you are that new here.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 11, 2026 09:28 AM (zdLoL)

374 Very sorry Lizzy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2026 09:28 AM (viF8m)

375 >>"Not helpful": White House winces over conservatives bashing AOC for egg freezing.."


A. She got the response she wanted. This is her shtick (similar to Trump's) to be just annoying enough to her critics to provoke a response.

B. "Not helpful" Thanks for not going full squish and telling us it's "not a good look" and to "be better."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:29 AM (X8xt3)

376 "And now ( as the line from "Monty Python" says) for something completely different"....

Seattle college student saves three girls from drowning. " Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/mryysrmt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 09:29 AM (Z1RBE)

377 Lizzy, I am so sorry. Prayer up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

378 There is a theory that civilization starts when the chief, king, judge etc. has the capacity to kill the 3% retarded, insane, killer sociopaths.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Some research into the Bloody Codes of British History argue that. The Enclosures of the Commons led to widespread problems in urban areas of violent criminals, etc. and the English Civil War did not help matters, so a draconian Bloody Code using capital punishment liberally and lengthy imprisonments for even what we would call petty crimes today basically killed the violent criminal class off for awhile in the UK.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2026 09:29 AM (E4rtv)

379 I have a prayer request for my family: my father passed away yesterday after a long battle w/a degenerative lung disease. If you could add prayers for his peace and for my mom I would appreciate it. Thanks
Posted by: Lizzy


You have my prayers and deepest condolences. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 09:29 AM (20FgH)

380 imagine a 50 year old AOC chasing after a toddler and a 60-some AOC still paying for the child's college education
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

She'll be a multi-decade politician by then. She'll be worth 450 billion dollars or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 09:29 AM (BI5O2)

381 What out betters are reading:

1873: The Rothschilds, the First Great Depression, and the Making of the Modern World

With excessive euphoria leading to disappointed expectations, in the early 1870s the bubble burst. Stock markets from Vienna to New York crashed, and dozens of railroads and many governments defaulted. Financial officials responded by blundering into a precipitous remaking of the global currency system—exacerbating the ensuing economic collapse and setting the stage for decades of a punitive deflation that sparked waves of anti-globalist populism. As Liaquat Ahamed shows us in this enthralling history, the crisis of 1873 was, among other things, a death blow to Reconstruction in the United States and the proximate cause of the Ottoman Empire’s slow death spiral. Ironically, though the Rothschilds had presciently kept a low profile during the bubble, when the deluge came, they were viciously scapegoated as part of a wider hatred directed at “Jewish finance,” a strain of antisemitism that would come to full evil flower during the twentieth century.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:30 AM (RHGPo)

382 Thanks. It's slowly sinking in - it took so long, he was ready. Still hurts, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:30 AM (X8xt3)

383 Condolences, Lizzy. May his memory be a blessing to all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 09:30 AM (wVcYX)

384 Very sorry, Lizzy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:30 AM (IG3/x)

385 Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)


So Sorry, Lizzy. Will pray for your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (Z1RBE)

386 I have a prayer request for my family: my father passed away yesterday after a long battle w/a degenerative lung disease. If you could add prayers for his peace and for my mom I would appreciate it. Thanks
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)
===================
God bless, Lizzy! Prayers up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (CAZ6h)

387 Jerry is only half-Beaner. He's always been a poser.
Posted by: Vaulting to Fame and Fortune at August 11, 2026 08:46 AM (JM9I6)

Mom's Jewish.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (hmYU4)

388 Pimp art up

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (20FgH)

389 imagine a 50 year old AOC chasing after a toddler and a 60-some AOC still paying for the child's college education
Posted by: SMOD


Don't be silly. That's what The Help is for.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (99eI0)

390 Condolences to you and your family on your loss, Lizzy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 09:31 AM (NFRf7)

391 354 Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey signs bill for abortions up to birth

.. why not give up on murder and just call it ultra extreme late-term abortion
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

But God forbid they reinstate the death penalty. They’re too effing dense to see the irony of it all.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 11, 2026 09:32 AM (SjAWL)

392 > They've been together since at least 2015.

That's more support for my theory that this pudgy, Birkenstock-wearing manlet is just a cover.

Your typical Latina girlfriend gets pregnant even if you just masturbate while thinking about her.

There's way they've been doing the nasty for 11 years without spawn.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 09:33 AM (IG3/x)

393 {{{Lizzy}}}

Prayers ascending you you, your mom, and the rest of the family.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 09:33 AM (u82oZ)

394 I have a prayer request for my family: my father passed away yesterday after a long battle w/a degenerative lung disease. If you could add prayers for his peace and for my mom I would appreciate it. Thanks
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

Lizzy - so sorry to hear of your father's passing. These appear as just type written words, but please know prayers have been offered, and will pray for you and your family.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 09:35 AM (N39Ws)

395 Didn't we just hear that some very large percentage of the US Conference of Bishops budget was (during the Biden residency anyway) government grants for resettling illegals?


82 percent of their budget

also AOC is not going to carry the child she is freezing eggs (and likely actually freezing embies just not mentioning that part) in order to have a surrogate (of more appropriate age) carry her child.

that's what the elites often do. she'll wear a fake "baby bump" of course

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2026 09:35 AM (j+aD2)

396 Just heard a song from (checks dates) 1999 ("The Kids Aren't Alright" by the Offspring).

Matching it up with 2026...holy shit, dudes, you had no idea how much worse it would get.

Pray for the future.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 09:36 AM (OUMaO)

397 370 Other body-fluid themed events:

What !?! No dinner theme for us?
Posted by: Drool at August 11, 2026 09:28 AM (+4Cf6)

Not since Biden last dined at the WH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2026 09:36 AM (N39Ws)

398
{{{{Lizzy}}}} 😢

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 09:36 AM (8KLEK)

399 Good Morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

From above, 'Ocasio-Cortez says she’s freezing her eggs as she decides her next political moves'

Yup. Sandy Ocasio posted on social media she had to pay $8,000 completely out of pocket for an egg-freezing procedure - despite benefiting from top-tier "government" insurance as a congresswoman.

She, as are other members of Congress, is legally required to purchase health insurance through the DC Health Link SHOP marketplace. She/They can choose from dozens of Gold-level private health insurance plans with the federal government covering roughly 72% of their premium costs.

But since it's an employer-subsidized marketplace plan - and such self-insured plans are regulated by federal law under ERISA, i.e., exempt from states' IVF requirements - her specific congressional plan "did not cover one penny" of the fertility preservation process.

Further - and though not her current, specific issue with IVF coverage - traditional Original Medicare explicitly excludes coverage for in vitro fertilization (IVF) treatments.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 11, 2026 10:07 AM (NFX2v)

400 (Standard Medicare and traditional Medicaid do not pay for IVF cycles, egg retrievals, or embryo storage.)

The Trump administration has an initiative on IVF:

Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Announces Actions to Lower Costs and Expand Access to In Vitro Fertilization (IVF) and High-Quality Fertility Care, The White House
October 16, 2025

US Department of Labor - News Release, May 10, 2026
Trump Administration proposes rule to expand access to fertility benefits with new legal pathway for employers to offer benefits directly to employees. (Comments due 60 days from its publication in the Federal Register.)

CNN, May 21, 2026, Trump promised no-cost IVF treatment for all. That’s still a long way off

Therefore, it seems that as the queen of half truths, she's using her alleged experience to steal the administration's thunder and campaign for expanded federal fertility mandates/Medicare for All.

All-in-all, it's well thought out PR & a public attack if it steals the administration's thunder.

Can't wait to see who pays & how.

All, imo.
---
Good day. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 11, 2026 10:07 AM (NFX2v)

401 400 (Standard Medicare and traditional Medicaid do not pay for IVF cycles, egg retrievals, or embryo storage.)

The Trump administration has an initiative on IVF:

Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Announces Actions to Lower Costs and Expand Access to In Vitro Fertilization (IVF) and High-Quality Fertility Care, The White House
US Department of Labor - News Release, May 10, 2026
...
Can't wait to see who pays & how.
All, imo.
Good day. 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day


Who Pays? Isn't it obvious by now? Organ Harvesters.
What could possibly go wrong? As if they don't already know and plan to profit from it.

Post abortion advocates, cTHIEL-like accellerationalists, who would just as soon grow headless humans, and body to be assembled living abominations and bio-machines which will cater to their every every whim without objection.

Why not fully realize the trans-inspired Movie/Jupiter Ascending. Dog-boys, hapless unknowing populaces, worse than mass genocide; harvest!

In fact, with assets to seize, and people to burn, why even bother with IVF? use the original material! Let's get to woik!!! /Reservoir Dogs.

LET'S GO BRANDON.
BEST EPISODE OF APPRENTICE EVER!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 11, 2026 10:51 AM (7szlA)

Daily Tech News 11 August 2026

Top Story

Tech News

Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Oh no, oh no!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:30 AM (Ia/+0)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

3 I am trying to call Nood but can't get past the Ad Guardian

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

4
>>>California's demented billionaire tax.
>>>Speaking of demented billionaires

haha!

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

5 3 I am trying to call Nood but can't get past the Ad Guardian
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

407 Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

6 You do have a $5000 graphics card, don't you?

No, I have a $639 graphics card.

Wait, it's $659...

oops, $689.
Wait, it's $709.

Ahh screw it, it's worth about $759.

Today.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:36 AM (6ydKt)

7 Mgid makes me visit it before I can comment.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:38 AM (Ia/+0)

8 Pixy pun-time!

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:40 AM (odBC9)

9 Well my short commute job didn't last but 1 week, this long one won't be so short.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:40 AM (Ia/+0)

10 Disclaimer: Oh no, oh no!

Yoko?

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:41 AM (odBC9)

11 this long one won't be so short.
Posted by: Skip


That do be how it is.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 04:42 AM (VHUov)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 04:42 AM (sAmhv)

13 Short commute to an air conditioned building. It’s a burden.

Posted by: Accomack at August 11, 2026 04:44 AM (8jVAy)

14 My Beelink mini PC is making noises. Sounds like the fan. Probably has a ton of dust inside it. I'll use some compressed air on it later.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 04:45 AM (sAmhv)

15 Original RTX 5080 MSRP = $999

Original RTX 5090 MSRP = $1999

The 5090 is now going for $4699

And the 5080 is on track to hit the 5090 MSRP by the end of the year where it's now sitting at $1499

Jensen Huang must bathe in $100 dollar bills.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:47 AM (6ydKt)

16 I'm sure that everybody will be happy to know that my globe-trotting package, after spending an entire weekend in the lovely City by the Bay, has decided it has had enough and resumed it's trip....

...North, to Oakland, where it still dithers, apparently deciding on where to go on the next leg of its momentous journey.

If my luck holds up as it has been I'm honestly expecting to wake up and read this tomorrow:

Latest Update

Your item arrived at our USPS facility in SHANGHAI CHINA DISTRIBUTION CENTER on August 13, 2026 at 2:16 pm. The item is currently in transit to the destination.


Why not?
It's a once in a lifetime trip for the little guy.
Might as well make the most it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 05:04 AM (6ydKt)

17 Hello Techsters,

Will the prices for GPU and memory chips push the PC gaming business deeper into the hole from which they cannot extricate themselves?

I am not a gamer but at one point they were a huge portion of the PC market. The dearth of new games and huge memory usage pre price explosion started the collapse.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 11, 2026 05:07 AM (U9xiT)

18 14 My Beelink mini PC is making noises. Sounds like the fan. Probably has a ton of dust inside it. I'll use some compressed air on it later.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 04:45 AM (sAmhv)

I was just this minute pulling up a Thunderbolt display user manual to read about the fan/vent! We do lead exciting lives.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:07 AM (odBC9)

19
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2026 05:09 AM (AMvSw)

20 Sheena Easton looks kinda demented in that still shot.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

21 Looks like my Thunderbolt display has "ventilation openings," no fan.

Don’t operate your display in areas with significant amounts of airborne dust, or smoke
from cigarettes, cigars, ashtrays, stoves, or fireplaces, or near an ultrasonic humidifier
using unfiltered tap water.

Tiny airborne particles produced by smoking, cooking, burning, or using an ultrasonic humidifier with unfiltered water may, in rare instances,
enter the *ventilation openings* of your display and, under certain conditions, result in a
slight haze on the inside surface of the glass panel that covers the display.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

22 >>>a slight haze on the inside surface of the glass panel that covers the display

That would drive me crazy.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

23 22 >>>a slight haze on the inside surface of the glass panel that covers the display

That would drive me crazy.
Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

That's what black electrical tape is for.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:17 AM (Ot/FD)

24 It was lovely to take some time off from the ASHQ board yesterday , although I am very grateful for Ace and Pixy and J. J. and CBD and all the other cobs for the work they do here. I am also grateful for the conversation of the other posters. I tried not to tune into news most of the day. It felt good

At the gardens yesterday morning I saw a hummingbird, and lovely flowers including Black Eyed Susans, Purple Topped Vervain , Swamp Rose Mallow and Great Blue Lobelia.
There were also toadstools the size of very small unbrellas if you are an elf.


There were also lovely people including two co workers ( I think ) one of whom wished that I had a blessed day and a women sitting on a bench in the garden who told me she was enjoying the bird song . Even if you are a naturally a sort of introverted person. It can improve your day if you say kind things to others.

Posted by: Can't do. Sorry! at August 11, 2026 05:18 AM (JrHfD)

25 And thanks so much to the praying people who prayed for my son. He had a good day at his new job and enjoyed the people he worked with.

Posted by: Can't do. Sorry! at August 11, 2026 05:19 AM (JrHfD)

26 I am not a gamer but at one point they were a huge portion of the PC market. The dearth of new games and huge memory usage pre price explosion started the collapse.
Posted by: Pete Bog



Time to pull out that old copy of Zork! Or Fallout! Go Back to the Future!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 05:20 AM (sAmhv)

27 Sorry . " Can't do"was my handle when my addiction got the better of me I came on briefly to respond to a troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpike at August 11, 2026 05:20 AM (JrHfD)

28 23 22 >>>a slight haze on the inside surface of the glass panel that covers the display

That would drive me crazy.
Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

That's what black electrical tape is for.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:17 AM (Ot/FD)

AAGGHH!

I have a post-it over the camera thingie (aperture?) at the top of the screen.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)

29 20 Sheena Easton looks kinda demented in that still shot.
Posted by: m



I think that was her 'Lets hang out with Prince' phase. She was a beauty in the 80s. Last I saw, she got addicted to plastic surgery. She's has some and by some, I mean a lot.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 05:22 AM (sAmhv)

30 13 year old spends hours printing out and putting together a wheelchair for a handicapped little girl. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/26fuyr3s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 05:24 AM (Z1RBE)

31 24-sorry. I was rather redundant in my use of the word lovely. It's still early.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 05:25 AM (Z1RBE)

32 The world didn't end because someone invented hydraulics. The world didn't end when we discovered the lever or the wheel. And the world won't end just because AI can do some things faster than a human can.

AI is just another machine. Use it to your advantage, or don't. The fretting that we face annihilation because it's "smarter than us" is a red herring. Of course it's "smarter than us", that's the point of it. There are about four billion people on earth who have at least four billion other people who are "smarter than them", and they're not all facing an apocalypse. Most people can bench more than I can, and i'm not dead yet.

I don't fear AI itself. What I fear is what a clever huckster (or worse) can do with it. "Can do"? Sorry, I meant "will".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:26 AM (Ot/FD)

33 17 Hello Techsters,

Will the prices for GPU and memory chips push the PC gaming business deeper into the hole from which they cannot extricate themselves?

I am not a gamer but at one point they were a huge portion of the PC market. The dearth of new games and huge memory usage pre price explosion started the collapse.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 11, 2026 05:07 AM (U9xiT)

It hasn't reached critical, yet, but it has caused some gaming studios to begin to actually optimize their games better since so many people can't upgrade their RAM or GPUs due to prices.

The next real hurdle comes next year or '28 when Xbox and Sony release their new consoles and then the gaming industry will tailor their games to meet the new tech's specs.

We can only cross our fingers and wait for the bubble to pop or deflate and bring prices back down to Earth.

If it keeps up for more than a year or two a lot of PC & Gaming focused companies will be bankrupt.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 05:28 AM (6ydKt)

34 To really drag the ass out of the comparison... the danger of AI isn't that it's smart, it's that so many people think it's smarter than it is.

Just as most of the world's most dangerous people are those who others think are much, much smarter than they are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:29 AM (Ot/FD)

35 How you gonna expect me to shell out $100 for every junk Septuple-A studio slop video game that comes along when I already shelled out all my cash for a down payment on a rig hefty enough to even run the stupid things?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:31 AM (Ot/FD)

36 Supplies!

Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/GHS_GQLgqtM

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 05:31 AM (O7YUW)

37 Hymns on spiritual warfare and when you need strength:

https://tinyurl.com/bdepcrpj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 05:32 AM (Z1RBE)

38 Greetings and good morning, everyone. It's going to be another hot and humid day here and it's made worse by the fact I still live in the GPROMD.

My AI related gripe is that companies now feel the need to use it in their phone system to put up another barrier to interacting with people.

"I think you said you need to speak to a representative."

"Yes, you miserable clanker. Give me a human so I can give him the same information I just provided to you!"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 05:34 AM (99eI0)

39 Taylor Farms recalls salsa, guacamole over salmonella fears after company linked to ‘explosive diarrhea’ outbreak.


Now you tell me

Posted by: Kelce, out for the season at August 11, 2026 05:34 AM (XOG/m)

40 34 To really drag the ass out of the comparison... the danger of AI isn't that it's smart, it's that so many people think it's smarter than it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:29 AM (Ot/FD)

>>>so many people think [AI]'s smarter than it is

I think that's close to a summary of what Pixy's been saying for forever. Or maybe more like: people are wrong to think that AI's smart.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:35 AM (odBC9)

41 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 05:35 AM (VyBeY)

42 And I just wanted to express my appreciation for the traffic enforcement officer who kindly chose not to give my husband a ticket when he parked illegally ( we didn't know) in order to run in to get a muffin. He just explained we couldn't park there till after 10. That was kind of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 05:37 AM (Z1RBE)

43 I notice that the pop ads are not showing up here. Pixy, is that your doing?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 05:39 AM (99eI0)

44 My idea of proper AI safety would include remotely detonated shaped charges to cut the communication lines and destroy the servers.

Jus' sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 05:40 AM (VyBeY)

45 35 How you gonna expect me to shell out $100 for every junk Septuple-A studio slop video game that comes along when I already shelled out all my cash for a down payment on a rig hefty enough to even run the stupid things?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:31 AM (Ot/FD)

At this point everybody is saving their money to buy Grand Theft Auto 6.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 05:40 AM (6ydKt)

46 "Yes, you miserable clanker. Give me a human so I can give him the same information I just provided to you!"
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 05:34 AM (99eI0)

Just for fun, I tried to use the AI/Gemini mode of Google to look up some tires for a tractor I just got. I asked for recommendations in a certain size, and it gave me some. Neat. How much? $XYZ dollars. Lovely. Who has them? Oh, no, they don't make them in that size, but you can get one of these other two styles. OK, fine, how much and where? They don't come in that size, either.

The real kick in the ass is just how terrible searching for anything normally without AI has become. "Show me tires with this tread pattern in 20x8.00-8". Sure thing, Chief, here's ten pages of nothing even remotely close to that size, a few busted links to some defunct company's homepage, and a couple reddit posts about feeling tired all the time.

Get fucked, Google, i'll just go to tractor supply then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:41 AM (Ot/FD)

47 May you have a blessed day, everyone. and may you experience things that give you peace and cause you to know that you are a blessing to others and that God loves you!.

Pray also for "Random Dave " who has interviews later this morning. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 05:42 AM (Z1RBE)

48 Why not?
It's a once in a lifetime trip for the little guy.
Might as well make the most it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

In the 80s, I flew from Budapest to the US. One checked bag did not. After a while, Pan Am paid the $600 or so lost luggage compensation.

But about six months later, it showed up, rather the worse for wear.

It had stickers on it like the elegant luggage of a 60s Jet Set playboy.

I have never visited those many exotic places in Central Asia, but that bag did.

Posted by: International Man of Miklos at August 11, 2026 05:42 AM (XOG/m)

49 @17/Pete Bog: "Will the prices for GPU and memory chips push the PC gaming business deeper into the hole from which they cannot extricate themselves?"

It's going to hurt them somewhat. Not sure it'll be a hole they can't get out of but you should expect to see a lot of layoffs. They will have to focus on producing games for the hardware that most people already own because gamers aren't buying a whole lot of new machines or custom parts because of the insane prices of memory, gpus, and storage right now.

What will further keep them on building games for existing/older hardware is the damage to the hardware sales channels (wholesale and retail) that will happen if they can't sell to end customers due to the prices.

The first sign will minimal staffing. The second sign will be the sale and lack of restocking of lower priced items as the stores start to canibalize themselves to stay afloat. After that it's the "Going out of business" or liquidation sale, at which point it's already too late to save them.

Once again: This bubble can not pop fast enough.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW)

50 Windows 11's built-in weather app uses 1.2GB of RAM all by itself.

Microsoft: "Write an app that shows weather. Be creative. Use as much memory as you want."

Posted by: James Comey at August 11, 2026 05:45 AM (l3cgK)

51 In the 80s, I flew from Budapest to the US. One checked bag did not. After a while, Pan Am paid the $600 or so lost luggage compensation.

But about six months later, it showed up, rather the worse for wear.

It had stickers on it like the elegant luggage of a 60s Jet Set playboy.

I have never visited those many exotic places in Central Asia, but that bag did.
Posted by: International Man of Miklos at August 11, 2026 05:42 AM (XOG/m)

Bag say US. Uzbeki-Stan. I put on Uzbek plane. Bag go to US. Why so mad?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:46 AM (Ot/FD)

52 38 My AI related gripe is that companies now feel the need to use it in their phone system to put up another barrier to interacting with people.

"I think you said you need to speak to a representative."

"Yes, you miserable clanker. Give me a human so I can give him the same information I just provided to you!"
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 05:34 AM (99eI0)

@Aelfred_D has a good riff on this, maybe yesterday.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

53 @Pixy: "Sorry, I meant $7000 graphics card. You snoozed, you losed."

Pixy, at this point it doesn't matter if the price goes up to $14,000 or $21,000. It's well past the point where I'd be willing to spend that kind of money on a chunk of highly-processed sand and copper.

Seriously, F that.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 05:46 AM (O7YUW)

54 my five year old rig plays Factorio and Vintage Story just fine, unless I wanted to mega-base or something.

(I do not want to mega-base or something.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:48 AM (Ot/FD)

55 They will have to focus on producing games for the hardware that most people already own

Bingo

Similar to when large corporates decided the Intel/Microsoft must replace everything to keep up two time game was not worth it.

Posted by: Miklos applauds true insight at August 11, 2026 05:48 AM (XOG/m)

56 Humans have been creatively murdering each other en masse for thousands of years. Some johnny come lately computer program ain't going to take the crown that easily.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:50 AM (Ot/FD)

57 Bag say US. Uzbeki-Stan. I put on Uzbek plane. Bag go to US. Why so mad?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

bag now US citizen

Vote D

Posted by: retroactive autopen at August 11, 2026 05:50 AM (XOG/m)

58
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
14h

Me: when storm

AI: If you’re asking when a storm is supposed to hit your area, current projections show between 4 and 5 pm and

Me: why rain fall

AI: Uh, ok, well water droplets in the air

Me: how water in air but air not water

AI:

Me: what water

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)

59
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
14h

I think I can Socrates my bot into a nervous breakdown or at least get it to condemn me to death for seducing and corrupting the youth

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:52 AM (odBC9)

60 AI:

Me: what water
Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)

Show bobs. vageener.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:52 AM (Ot/FD)

61
alexandriabrown
@alexthechick
14h
Replying to @aelfred_D

I see you are doing your part in fighting the AI demons by making them want to exorcise you.

Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
14h

I can stay annoying longer than they can stay sane

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:54 AM (odBC9)

62 Fire, for the killing with.

Now with the option to deliver via drone!

https://youtu.be/07rtBip9ixk

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)

63 Get fucked, Google, i'll just go to tractor supply then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:41 AM (Ot/FD)

I've been bitching about this for a long while. Google is some kind of perverse anti-search engine. It works well for very little now. It's hard to believe it's not intentional because you normally have to try to suck this hard.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2026 05:54 AM (g9zlb)

64
3gunGorilla
@GomesBolt
13h
Replying to @aelfred_D
Me half the time I use AI for something:

Wow. That’s great. That’s exactly what I was looking for!

Me the other half of the time: not at all what I was looking for. Looks like I need to do it myself.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:56 AM (odBC9)

65 It's hard to believe it's not intentional because you normally have to try to suck this hard.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2026 05:54 AM (g9zlb)

Yeah, I really don't chalk it up to AI being inherently bad. It's just that Google is so monumentally shit at doing anything anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:56 AM (Ot/FD)

66 from the Aelfred_D comments

If Google Was A Guy (Full Series)

https://tinyurl.com/3fthd66x

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:57 AM (odBC9)

67 Get fucked, Google, i'll just go to tractor supply then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:41 AM (Ot/FD)

Some retail websites are really good at filtering and giving accurate results.

Some just run a search through their entire database and you get back anything that remotely resembles your search terms.
If you've got a large parts catalog, like auto parts or industrial supply, it's a beast to corral that much data.

You've got to find one or two sites that you like these days, and stick with them. RockAuto is pretty good with their search interface as an example.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 05:58 AM (6ydKt)

68 Imagine if one day you realized that a Kleenex had gradually over your life become the absolute worst, unpleasantest, most counter-productive thing you could reach for to blow your nose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:59 AM (Ot/FD)

69 I enjoy a lot of 80s pop. There's a lot of nostalgia there for me. But Sheena Easton's music has not aged very well.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2026 05:59 AM (g9zlb)

70
But about six months later, it showed up, rather the worse for wear.

It had stickers on it like the elegant luggage of a 60s Jet Set playboy.

I have never visited those many exotic places in Central Asia, but that bag did.

Posted by: International Man of Miklos at August 11, 2026 05:42 AM (XOG/m)


It finally found the one guy that knew how to do his job and wanted the bag to find it's way home.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 06:00 AM (6ydKt)

71 Marketing. I need a specific proprietary part. A water pump that only fits certain gasoline engines from Toyota.

Hey, how about an air cleaner for a weed whacker? You know you want one

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 06:02 AM (3ElP1)

72 I remember making an observation once when I was looking for something and the only thing that the results had in common with what I was looking for was that they had consonants and vowels.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 06:02 AM (99eI0)

73 From an interview with AOC:

“Asked to define the difference between socialism and communism, she said the dividing line is democracy.”

Oh lordie, this girl is more amusing than a box full of kittens.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 06:04 AM (99eI0)

74 Evening and morning, discussants of explosive diarrhea and AI shenanigans -- or maybe it's the reverse? I'm not awake yet. Tiu's Day yet again, it is, yes?

The house I had my eye on yesterday, my agent said, already has an offer on it. It would have been perfect for me, and in a perfect location. It had only been on Realtor for two days. Grrrr. I'll ask him again to check on its status; it's still showing as "For Sale."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)

75 Yeah, I really don't chalk it up to AI being inherently bad. It's just that Google is so monumentally shit at doing anything anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026


***
I started calling it Gorgle and Gaggle a long time ago, and stopped using it soon after that. Qwant or Bing is what I use most of the time now.

Qwant's "Flash Answer," though, I don't trust. When I asked it about a street here in town, one I know quite a bit about, nearly everything it spat back was dead wrong.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)

76 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 11, 2026 06:08 AM (2Ez/1)

77 @74/Wolfus: Put your offer in anyway, the other offer may collapse.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:10 AM (O7YUW)

78 Alternative search engines for those sick to death of Google's terrible search results:

startpage.com
dogpile.com

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:11 AM (O7YUW)

79 Imagine the FBI/CIA as a utility company, that’s what Google has become.

Posted by: Accomack at August 11, 2026 06:12 AM (T8bqm)

80 Steve Burke at Gamers Nexus did a video last week about AI crawlers scanning his website to lift all the information, charts, and other results on the products they've tested over the years.

Because Steve has this crazy idea that people should come to his website to read his reviews and testing results, he's kind of P.O.'d at the AI corps.

So to help solve this problem he got together with Wendell at Level1Techs and came up with an idea to embed a tiny graphic within his other charts and graphs. That tiny graphic contains a lot of text readable only by AI.

So in addition to the info in the charts, AI is also getting such things as: "Nose-Normalized Chocolate Chip Cookies - 27 dBA Full Torture Edition" with ingredient such as: "2 Large Eggs, preferably with unobstructed front intake".

It seems like a wonderful (and entertaining) idea to me.

"It’s Time to Poison AI | GN Mega Charts Update & LLM Countermeasures"
https://youtu.be/0WP6kEO3i8g

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 06:12 AM (6ydKt)

81 71 Marketing. I need a specific proprietary part. A water pump that only fits certain gasoline engines from Toyota.

Hey, how about an air cleaner for a weed whacker? You know you want one
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 06:02 AM (3ElP1)

Congratulations, you'll now have at least one ad for weed whacker air cleaners on every single thing you watch online, for at least the next month.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:12 AM (Ot/FD)

82 Put your offer in anyway, the other offer may collapse.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Agreed. That was how my wife and I got our first place. And if it turns into a bidding war, set a limit on how high you want to go and don't be afraid to walk away.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 06:12 AM (99eI0)

83 73 From an interview with AOC:

“Asked to define the difference between socialism and communism, she said the dividing line is democracy.”

Oh lordie, this girl is more amusing than a box full of kittens.
Posted by: NR Pax



She has all the depth of a bumper sticker.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 06:12 AM (sAmhv)

84
I've been bitching about this for a long while. Google is some kind of perverse anti-search engine. It works well for very little now. It's hard to believe it's not intentional because you normally have to try to suck this hard.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2026 05:54 AM (g9zlb)


Here's my concern. As AI grows in importance to these companies, all the tools and means by which they curated and made searchable information will wither and die or at least never be improved. The copper landlines of the internet, so to speak.

This may surprise them, but some of us are quite good at looking for information. I have spent the better part of a year on Google Scholar running down literature articles on single-site olefin polymerization catalysts. The search engine for GS is hopeless. The organization of results is worse. Exporting results is a joke. I spent a month plugging 6900 digital object identifiers into it one at a time looking for citations with an attached PDF. And now that they have AI? It will be much, much worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:13 AM (O0L8i)

85 @74/Wolfus: Put your offer in anyway, the other offer may collapse.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026


***
That's what I thought. We haven't even video toured the place yet; I don't see why we can't, since the place is not occupied.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

86 The organization of results is worse. Exporting results is a joke. I spent a month plugging 6900 digital object identifiers into it one at a time looking for citations with an attached PDF. And now that they have AI? It will be much, much worse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:13 AM (O0L8i)

Me: "Why is a subscription to Metadex so damn expensive? I'll just use GS."

Me, later: "Oh. Now I get it."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:15 AM (Ot/FD)

87 @80/SpeakingOf: "It's Time to Poison AI"

Saw that yesterday. Good on him for taking the steps he can take to solve the problem on his end. That's what we need more of.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW)

88 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at August 11, 2026 06:16 AM (V0/Sp)

89 4
>>>California's demented billionaire tax

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

A “hate tax” (h/t, MEP Farage…who was an MEP at the time)

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 06:17 AM (ukytI)

90 16 I'm sure that everybody will be happy to know that my globe-trotting package, after spending an entire weekend in the lovely City by the Bay…
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 05:04 AM (6ydKt)

It is A City By A Body Of Water. (H/t, Jim Rome)

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 06:19 AM (ukytI)

91 Put your offer in anyway, the other offer may collapse.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
*
Agreed. That was how my wife and I got our first place. And if it turns into a bidding war, set a limit on how high you want to go and don't be afraid to walk away.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026


***
The place is already near the top of my range; there isn't much room. However, the property tax (for now) and insurance (an online estimate, but a pessimistic one) are low enough that I do have some space to maneuver. I've written to my agent to ask about a video tour anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

92 Disclaimer: Oh no, oh no!

Response: Anyway. Anyway.

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson Jeremy Clarkson at August 11, 2026 06:19 AM (brIJB)

93 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: YES!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2026 06:20 AM (amcLV)

94 people still use googl? lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 06:20 AM (VyBeY)

95 94 people still use googl? lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 06:20 AM (VyBeY)

I do!

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 06:21 AM (odBC9)

96 been using Metacrawler for about a year now; fairly reliable (once you scroll down past "sponsored" ...)
kinda like the old times

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 06:22 AM (VyBeY)

97 @82/NR Pax: "and don't be afraid to walk away."

This works as the seller too. A friend of mine was trying to sell his property, and they have an agreement in principle already on a price and conditions. Then he gets a call from his real-estate agent with a bunch of mostly-last-minute demands the buyer tried to saddle him with or they'd walk away from the purchase. (The buyers were Chinese, and apparently this type of negotiation strategy is common with them, at least in this geographic area.)

My friend's response? "We walk away. The deal's off if they don't take the original deal we agreed on."

The response got delivered. The buyer gave the go-ahead to proceed with the purchase on the original terms, and paperwork got signed accordingly.

The real estate agent later told my friend he loved his hard-line response. Most people cave, and give away a bunch of money they didn't have to, because they're desperate to sell, and that's why buyers try that crap. He said it was a joy to be working with someone who wasn't desperate because he didn't get the option to deliver "F you, take it or leave it" terms very often.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:23 AM (O7YUW)

98 @88/fluffy: "Morning, Tech Peeps"

Mornin' fluffy. How's things?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:24 AM (O7YUW)

99
As for the results of all this, I had 7628 journal references. Of those, 1962 had attached documents, or a little over 25%. I'm now writing to some of the bigger investigators in the field asking for reprints. My hope is that this will push it up to about 35%. Then what? Sufficient unto the day are the evils thereof. I'll think of something.

I will have on the order of 9000 patent documents from the US, EP and PCT. It will take one day to search for those, export a nice spreadsheet and organize them. A copy of every single one will be available immediately online.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:24 AM (O0L8i)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 06:25 AM (odBC9)

101 And there's m at bat with the hit. All is well in the world.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:25 AM (O7YUW)

102 42 And I just wanted to express my appreciation for the traffic enforcement officer who kindly chose not to give my husband a ticket when he parked illegally ( we didn't know) in order to run in to get a muffin. He just explained we couldn't park there till after 10. That was kind of him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 05:37 AM (Z1RBE)


Ma'am, you're going to have to give us the officer's name, so we can send him to remedial training. We cannot have incidents like this interfering with our departmental goals.

Posted by: NJ Office of Anarcho-Tyranny at August 11, 2026 06:26 AM (brIJB)

103 The real estate agent later told my friend he loved his hard-line response. Most people cave, and give away a bunch of money they didn't have to, because they're desperate to sell, and that's why buyers try that crap. He said it was a joy to be working with someone who wasn't desperate because he didn't get the option to deliver "F you, take it or leave it" terms very often.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:23 AM (O7YUW)

We had a similar situation. Found a house we liked well enough to make an offer on. Wee, highest bidder at asking price. Seller's realtor relays some insane page-long letter by the seller of all these baffling, self-contradicting little technicalities and conditions and obfuscations for us to abide by. We told our realtor "Absolutely not." Any counter offer? Yeah, sure we got a counter offer, but it wouldn't be polite to say out loud. She happily sent along our two word response verbatim.

Then we found a better house a few weeks later.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:27 AM (Ot/FD)

104 A while back I was trying to buy a house that my wife's friend was selling. Things were going well at first; the price was reasonable, we were ready to move forward. And then the realtor wanted 5K as a good faith offer. Fine. Done.

A week later, the realtor was telling the owner to start looking at other offers. I ripped that woman brand new openings and took my money back.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 06:27 AM (99eI0)

105 97: I will not sell my home to Indians or Chinese and that's a good example as to why.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 06:27 AM (99eI0)

106 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 11, 2026 06:28 AM (iNosy)

107 A week later, the realtor was telling the owner to start looking at other offers. I ripped that woman brand new openings and took my money back.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 06:27 AM (99eI0)

LOL, what the hell. Good Faith money is a standard practice it seems, but.... it's supposed to be met with Good Faith in return. Kind of defeats the purpose of it otherwise.

It's like shooting the hostages before you even talk to the negotiator.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:30 AM (Ot/FD)

108 It's like shooting the hostages before you even talk to the negotiator.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:30 AM (Ot/FD)


Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Abdullah Mohammad Mohammad Costanza Abdullah at August 11, 2026 06:31 AM (brIJB)

109 Hi Grump!

Things are blah, but I am optimistic.

And you?

Posted by: fluffy at August 11, 2026 06:32 AM (V0/Sp)

110 I've got a rule: Check the listings on Realtor every morning and every afternoon, and if I see something I like a lot, arrange to see it as soon as possible. I'd been doing that but had let it slide the last couple of weeks. Summer apathy, you know.

Time I got dressed and had some breakfast, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:32 AM (wzUl9)

111 eh, de gustibus non est disputandem, innit?

what I kind of miss is the completely random unrelated results that you used to get back around 1997; I remember that was how I discovered Linux back in the day. good ol' AltaVista.

difference? back then it felt like (& was) honest mistakes made by baby algorithms, today it's more like malice aforethought from algorithms that are carefully crafted by people who enjoy twisting our heads.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 06:33 AM (VyBeY)

112 It's like shooting the hostages before you even talk to the negotiator.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:30 AM (Ot/FD)

Heh, actually i'm wrong. It's like coming to a successful deal with the negotiator and THEN shooting the hostages.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:34 AM (Ot/FD)

113 Korben Dallas: "We're sending in a negotiator!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 06:35 AM (VyBeY)

114 Morning all

Sheena Easton back in the day…. Yowza

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 06:36 AM (zEBE+)

115 LOL, what the hell. Good Faith money is a standard practice it seems, but.... it's supposed to be met with Good Faith in return.

The agent was probably trying to get a better commission but keeping me on standby in case things didn't pan out. Now, it did work out OK for us; we moved into a better county, our house was a bit less than the other house and we have a decent neighborhood. But I was still annoyed.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 06:37 AM (99eI0)

116 Korben Dallas: "We're sending in a negotiator!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
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LOL

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 11, 2026 06:38 AM (iNosy)

117 Heck, our guy even sent another heavily redacted letter stripping out a lot of his nonsense, and we still flat out refused. I'm not entering in to any kind of business with you now you've shown your colors, you little rat. Not for any price or terms.

That house stayed on the market for a good year after that, too. So I can't imagine we were the first or the last to tell him to take a hike.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:38 AM (Ot/FD)

118 Korben Dallas: "We're sending in a negotiator!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 06:35 AM (VyBeY)
---------
Fog: Where' he learn to negotiate like that?

President Lindberg: I wonder... *glares at generals*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2026 06:39 AM (amcLV)

119 I guess I'm kinda surprised that Brin is still a California resident.

Zuck is now a Florida resident. Musk is a Texas resident. I'm sure plenty of smaller fry have also decamped.

Same thing on the other seaboard. Trump is also a Florida resident now, and so many other rich folk have started to flee MummyDummy that I can here the whooshing noise from up here in Alaska.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 06:39 AM (IG3/x)

120 difference? back then it felt like (& was) honest mistakes made by baby algorithms, today it's more like malice aforethought from algorithms that are carefully crafted by people who enjoy twisting our heads.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026


***
Possibly it began, or became standard practice, for them to tinker with results during the Sniffle Scare, so as to keep people who thought for themselves from researching and finding out the Party Line was a congeries of lies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)

121 Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million opposing California's demented billionaire tax.

If he hasn't bought legislators, what does he hope to accomplish?

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2026 06:41 AM (IeX0j)

122 If he hasn't bought legislators, what does he hope to accomplish?
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2026 06:41 AM (IeX0j)

Buying politicians is tacky.

You're supposed to buy the people who have already bought the politicians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:42 AM (Ot/FD)

123 Stirling tossed up a hairball a few minutes ago. I had time to scoop him up and get him onto the kitchen tile floor. Now he's sitting by me, no doubt thinking about breakfast. Hold on, cat, just fifteen more minutes, okay?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)

124 Present
Good morning
What fresh hell this day?

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 06:44 AM (ZxPkt)

125 Heck, our guy even sent another heavily redacted letter stripping out a lot of his nonsense, and we still flat out refused. I'm not entering in to any kind of business with you now you've shown your colors, you little rat. Not for any price or terms.

That house stayed on the market for a good year after that, too. So I can't imagine we were the first or the last to tell him to take a hike.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 06:38 AM


When we first moved to Texas we immediately found a house we loved, but it was contingent. They were building a new house some miles away and they had a contract they wanted us to sign if we bought the house. They wanted to stay in the house for 4 months after they sold it to us and pay $400 a month in rent with an option to extend that to 6 six months if they ran into construction issues. They couldn't start construction until they sold their current house.


We were not happy and told the real estate agent we would have never went to see the house if they had told us that upfront.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 06:45 AM (cpFbA)

126 If Sergei Brin doesn't have photos of California politicians in bed with dead hookers, what is he spending his money on?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:45 AM (2GVsD)

127 Oh, yes. Something funny I saw yesterday at the market. There was a woman in her early 20's. I'm guessing, who was going down an aisle, but not with her feet on the ground. She was standing on the undercarriage of the cart and the was cart going at a somewhat quicker speed. She looked like she was enjoying herself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2026 06:45 AM (6jy2V)

128
Giving The Big Dummy a semi-bath today before he visits the vet tomorrow. Back in May, the poor fellow was given some antibiotics for a condition I can't now remember. They were sufficiently powerful to wipe out all his gut bacteria. I will spare you the details, but he frequently has to have his rear washed off. It's a hasty job and now he has some staining back there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:47 AM (O0L8i)

129 127: That's hilarious so long as she maintains control. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 06:47 AM (99eI0)

130
Stirling tossed up a hairball a few minutes ago.

At least he was polite enough not to hack it up at 2:00 AM on the path between your bed and the bathroom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:49 AM (O0L8i)

131 113 Korben Dallas: "We're sending in a negotiator!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 06:35 AM (VyBeY)


Great movie. A little too much Chris Tucker, though.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2026 06:49 AM (brIJB)

132 I feel somewhat bad about having this attitude, but I don’t mind seeing Sergei Brin sweat a little. Google has been screwing all of us over for years… YouTube demonetized channels for “heretical” covid stances in 2021…. Now he has a come to Jesus moment when they’re after his money? I’m not feeling bad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 06:50 AM (zEBE+)

133 Stirling tossed up a hairball a few minutes ago. I had time to scoop him up and get him onto the kitchen tile floor. Now he's sitting by me, no doubt thinking about breakfast. Hold on, cat, just fifteen more minutes, okay?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)
----
I'm always a bit nervous about feeding my cats immediately after they do that...I'm afraid they'll just throw up their breakfast because their stomach is still unsettled. And yeah, that happens sometimes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 06:53 AM (FZ29D)

134
I hope this is a sufficiently cringing note to everyone from whom I'm requesting information.

"I am working on a scientific-historical book on single-site olefin polymerization catalysts. It would be a great help to me if you could, to the extent possible, provide reprints - at your leisure and in any form most convenient to you - of the articles in the attached file. Thank you very much for your assistance."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:54 AM (O0L8i)

135 @109/fluffy: "Things are blah, but I am optimistic."

Not terrible, and optimism will help sustain and carry you in a pessimistic world. Keep that up.

"And you?"

Pretty good. I've got a bus charter today, and I just finished preparing lunch for that. Should be a pretty good day.

Which reminds me, need to load some more reading material onto my Kindle. (I do a lot of reading while I'm sitting in the bus, waiting on the charter group.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:57 AM (O7YUW)

136 No, Google search was effectively crippled years ago, decades now really. Actively suppressing things entirely is a little more recent maybe. Like most things, it’s a matter of degree.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 06:57 AM (3ElP1)

137 134
I hope this is a sufficiently cringing note to everyone from whom I'm requesting information.

"I am working on a scientific-historical book on single-site olefin polymerization catalysts. It would be a great help to me if you could, to the extent possible, provide reprints - at your leisure and in any form most convenient to you - of the articles in the attached file. Thank you very much for your assistance."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:54 AM (O0L8i)


This looks fascinating, I would like to contribute my thoughts on systemic racism in the olepoly catalyst things and be listed as co-author.

Posted by: Ason Jarday, Ph.D at August 11, 2026 06:58 AM (brIJB)

138 Last night we watched on DVD a 1951 drama with Bette Davis and Barry Sullivan, Payment on Demand. It's part of the "Warners Classics Collection," but no closed captions. Grrrr.

Still, pretty solid drama, with Bette and Barry as a suburban couple (he's a lawyer) who have been married for twenty years and have two grown girls. (One was played by Betty Lou, some years later to be Barney's girlfriend on Andy Griffith.) Suddenly he wants a divorce -- still a shocking subject in 1951, I guess. She's gotten to be so focused on success and social climbing that he doesn't recognize her anymore.

Davis plays the woman's present-day self -- and the younger version in flashbacks -- with her usual style.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 06:59 AM (wzUl9)

139
Speaking of demented billionaires, Mark Zuckerberg wrote an essay on why we should be thankful for AI. (Tech Crunch)

And managed to make a convincing case... For the opposition.


Zuck is too dumb to realize he's not a visionary.
Gah
I miss Steve Jobs.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 11, 2026 07:00 AM (Ydd86)

140 For those that haven't enjoyed "The Fifth Element" and haven't seen the "negotiation" scene:

https://youtu.be/9TyxxLHfBwE

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 07:00 AM (O7YUW)

141 Oh, the business with the house -- my agent reminded me that the sellers have *accepted the offer* and have entered into a written agreement, so nobody else can interfere. But we can keep an eye on it to see if the deal collapses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

142 "...what I kind of miss is the completely random unrelated results that you used to get back around 1997..."

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Umm...1997 was like 30 years ago, dude.

Posted by: Person with a calendar at August 11, 2026 07:01 AM (2Ez/1)

143 Morning all!

As FenalonSpoke said, prayers would be appreciated in the mid to late morning for the interview. I really hope this goes well, and that there aren't any surprise 'now we need to...' hurdles. I'm so ready for this to be what God's been positioning me for...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 07:01 AM (aJQbY)

144 Oops. The actress who played "Betty Lou" was Betty Lynn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

145 Giving The Big Dummy a semi-bath today


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I could use some Expert Advice on dog baths. Miss Dixie, being a Dandie Dinmont terrier and all, is not a Water Dog. She is an Anti-Water dog.

Two hands are not enough to both maintain dog in tub and do the actual shampooing part.

Posted by: Miklos consults the Expert Wisdom of the Horde at August 11, 2026 07:02 AM (XOG/m)

146 Stirling tossed up a hairball a few minutes ago. I had time to scoop him up and get him onto the kitchen tile floor.

One time, my Benvolio let out a howl that indicated everything in his stomach was about to come out. I got to him right as he started horking and held him over the toilet in a restraining hold.

The little bastard exerted control of his innards to the point that whatever was coming out went back down and he was mad at me for a few hours.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:04 AM (99eI0)

147 Wolfus, that movie sound like it might be a good commentary about how social obsessions like DC Cocktail Parties ruin people *judges, legislators*

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 07:04 AM (aJQbY)

148 As FenalonSpoke said, prayers would be appreciated in the mid to late morning for the interview

Done and dealt with. Hopefully you come back with good news.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:04 AM (99eI0)

149 Ruche from Heavy Knight is bidding to become favorite girl for this anime season even though she emotionally bounces more than a tennis ball.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:05 AM (2GVsD)

150 "It’s Time to Poison AI"

Tell it that you always lie.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at August 11, 2026 07:05 AM (MWfyi)

151 The “good time” girls were from Mt. Pilate. That one dame must have smoked 3 packs of Chesterfields daily to get a voice like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:06 AM (3ElP1)

152 Too late, the LLMs have already been poisoned by being fed Reddit posts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:06 AM (2GVsD)

153 I feel somewhat bad about having this attitude, but I don’t mind seeing Sergei Brin sweat a little. Google has been screwing all of us over for years… YouTube demonetized channels for “heretical” covid stances in 2021…. Now he has a come to Jesus moment when they’re after his money? I’m not feeling bad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2026 06:50 AM (zEBE+)

I don't feel bad at all. In fact, I am giddy over the prospect. Asshoes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 07:06 AM (dK+Kv)

154 This looks fascinating, I would like to contribute my thoughts on systemic racism in the olepoly catalyst things and be listed as co-author.
Posted by: Ason Jarday, Ph.D

I am THRILLED to have been assigned as editor on this project!

Posted by: La'Malcolm X Mohammed-Wisconsin, Ed.D., Cambridge University Press at August 11, 2026 07:07 AM (XOG/m)

155 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 07:09 AM (u82oZ)

156 Too late, the LLMs have already been poisoned by being fed Reddit posts.
Posted by: Anna Puma

so

I should infiltrate reddit

Lots of kipling and von mises

Posted by: devious mind of Miklos at August 11, 2026 07:09 AM (XOG/m)

157 @143RandomDave, good luck and God bless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 07:09 AM (NFRf7)

158 RandomDave

Good Luck!

We're all counting on you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

159 Yeah hard to feel much sympathy for Brin. Another loyal member of the Leopards eat my face off party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 07:10 AM (ZGz6B)

160 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I am going to vote against Miss Lindsey's sister in about 5 minutes, if that helps

Get beer on the way back

Posted by: Moderately dutiful citizen Miklos at August 11, 2026 07:11 AM (XOG/m)

161 devious mind of Miklos

I should infiltrate reddit

Lots of Heinlein and Sowell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

162 Wolfus, that movie sound like it might be a good commentary about how social obsessions like DC Cocktail Parties ruin people *judges, legislators*
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026


***
It is. Davis's character goes from a happy young bride who helps her newly-minted lawyer husband in his fledgling office, to what another, more established woman says is a "ruthless social climber," and then to a woman who deliberately and coldly demands *everything* in their divorce.

She discovers, though, that being alone in life is not something she wants.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 07:11 AM (wzUl9)

163 Moderately dutiful citizen Miklos

Have Darlene, Marlene, and Charlene vote more than once.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

164 Two hands are not enough to both maintain dog in tub and do the actual shampooing part.

Why isn't there a shampoo product that smells similar to the stuff dogs love to roll in?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 11, 2026 07:12 AM (nAS9C)

165 Cats with hairballs and washing the dirty aft end of a prized show dog. Stay tuned for the lastest in Gross Domesticated Animal News.

Posted by: Mellifluous Announcer Voice at August 11, 2026 07:12 AM (2Ez/1)

166 The “good time” girls were from Mt. Pilate. That one dame must have smoked 3 packs of Chesterfields daily to get a voice like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026


***
They sound like the ancestors to Marge Simpson's sisters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

167 I should infiltrate reddit

Lots of Heinlein and Sowell.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*Strokes dog*

*temples fingers*

Excellent

Most Excellent

Posted by: Miklos in best menacing laugh at August 11, 2026 07:14 AM (XOG/m)

168 @125/Mister Scott: "We were not happy and told the real estate agent we would have never went to see the house if they had told us that upfront."

There are a LOT of tire-kicking buyers who will waste your time when you're selling. They have various motives, a lot of it is boredom though. I hate these people SO much, they just gum up the works. Agents around here are legally required to bring you every offer, and I think these timewasting idjits know this.

Surprisingly, there are apparently a lot of sellers who are the mirror___ of these tire-kickers, throwing sand in the gears of a potential deal because it amuses them. Keep the deal's terms simple and stick to them. It's not difficult.

The perfect close-date, the seller has moved everything out and is already gone by zero hour. The place is relatively clean and almost ready to move in after a couple of hours of effort.

Second to that is this:
https://youtu.be/27i9LoNJshA

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 07:15 AM (O7YUW)

169
I could use some Expert Advice on dog baths. Miss Dixie, being a Dandie Dinmont terrier and all, is not a Water Dog. She is an Anti-Water dog.

All ours are trained from a young age to stand still for their baths. The only one we had problems with was Dutch (The Beeg Boy), who would faint in the tub. Try picking up 100 pounds of inert, wet dog. No fun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:15 AM (O0L8i)

170 Have Darlene, Marlene, and Charlene vote more than once.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Do you think any of them would vote for somebody who can't even spell Darleen right?

Posted by: Miklos trusts the Women at August 11, 2026 07:16 AM (XOG/m)

171
There are a LOT of tire-kicking buyers who will waste your time when you're selling. They have various motives, a lot of it is boredom though. I hate these people SO much, they just gum up the works.

The Nyborgs!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)

172 mornin yall. The cause of death of a famous mountain climber that fell off a mountain has been revealed by the Daily Mail.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

173
The cause of death of a famous mountain climber that fell off a mountain has been revealed by the Daily Mail.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)


Let me guess. Gravity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:17 AM (O0L8i)

174 Try picking up 100 pounds of inert, wet dog. No fun.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Try that with Darleen after Taco and Tequila Tuesday

Posted by: Miklos keeps cans of spinach at the ready at August 11, 2026 07:17 AM (XOG/m)

175 Baths?

Baths?

I'm happy if I can just get the cats into their carriers without losing skin or blood!

(Though both Stirling and Dagny are quite good about carrier time.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9)

176 >The cause of death of a famous mountain climber that fell off a mountain has been revealed by the Daily Mail.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

Let me guess. Gravity.
###
Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: Dennis Miller Voice at August 11, 2026 07:18 AM (2Ez/1)

177 The cause of death of a famous mountain climber that fell off a mountain has been revealed by the Daily Mail.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026
*
Let me guess. Gravity.
###
Police suspect fair play.
Posted by: Dennis Miller Voice at August 11, 2026


***
That Newton guy has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)

178
I'm happy if I can just get the cats into their carriers without losing skin or blood!

On days I'd have to take the cats to the vet, I'd be sitting on the sofa drinking my coffee and munching on toast while they dozed or groomed themselves. All I had to do was look at them and they froze and fled under the largest, most immovable object in the house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:20 AM (O0L8i)

179 Well, off to vote against

The polling station and discount beer place are both OPEN

Posted by: Miklos has priorities at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (XOG/m)

180 @164/Community Notes: "Why isn't there a shampoo product that smells similar to the stuff dogs love to roll in?

Dogs already know what they want to roll in: Real poo rather than that fake sham poo stuff.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (O7YUW)

181 One of the dead climber's climbing buddies says that climbing with him was a "life enhancing experience".

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (MWfyi)

182
*runs in waving arms excitedly*

J.J.!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (O0L8i)

183 Remember:

1. Vote
2. Drink

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (2GVsD)

184 Let me guess. Gravity.

That's why we need socialism! Gravity is outdated and would be done away with in the name of equity!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (99eI0)

185 J.J. Arrived Runway 030.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

186 Mr. Sefton has arrived.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 07:22 AM (2Cry5)

187 Yeah, the problem with the Left is, they necessarily have to turn on all their constituent factions one after the other, and they demand that all factions demonize and persecute the outsiders, as long as they remain in good standing.

So CA billionaires end up friendless when the government comes for them. There was a time when the Right would have defended them and their rights. No more.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 07:22 AM (BI5O2)

188 @178/Hadrian: "... All I had to do was look at them and they froze and fled under the largest, most immovable object in the house."

Cats have an incredibly good sense for this. Funny how it doesn't work for the "surprise cucumber on the floor" that always seems to spook them into jumping 6 feet into the air.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 07:24 AM (O7YUW)

189 I'm happy if I can just get the cats into their carriers without losing skin or blood!

On days I'd have to take the cats to the vet, I'd be sitting on the sofa drinking my coffee and munching on toast while they dozed or groomed themselves. All I had to do was look at them and they froze and fled under the largest, most immovable object in the house.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026


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I got so I had to bring the carrier out a day or so early, to give Arizona the big red tabby time to panic and recover. Then, when he didn't expect it, I'd scoop him up and pop him into the carrier head first. He'd stick out his back paws to resist, but I'd get him packed into the slammer. He'd turn and come up to the gate as I was locking it. Always I expected him to nip my fingers, but he never did, just gave me a look that said, "Okay, you win this round, but next time --!"

Considering I moved him to a new apartment almost every two years of his life, he had a right to be bothered.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

190 This husky is very against being bathed with the garden hose:

https://youtu.be/n2V_GTnneFU

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 07:27 AM (O7YUW)

191 Baths?

I'm happy if I can just get the cats into their carriers without losing skin or blood!

(Though both Stirling and Dagny are quite good about carrier time.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9)
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I've never bathed any of my six cats. I let them take care of that themselves. They are all indoor cats so it works out fine.

I've gotten pretty good about getting them into their carriers. I don't think I've lost any blood over the past few years.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:27 AM (FZ29D)

192 I've long said that the only silver lining in the ascendance of American Communism is that at least I'll get to watch a lot of the country's most vile people get eaten by their own while everything burns around us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 07:27 AM (BI5O2)

193 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 11, 2026 07:27 AM (Q/FnY)

194 "A week later, the realtor was telling the owner to start looking at other offers. I ripped that woman brand new openings and took my money back."

There are agents, with about 40 hours of training and there are brokers that actually have fiduciary responsibility.

Call the agents boss (the broker) and file a complaint with the State agency that regulates this stuff.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2026 07:28 AM (wVCl1)

195 To really drag the ass out of the comparison... the danger of AI isn't that it's smart, it's that so many people think it's smarter than it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:29 AM (Ot/FD)

>>>so many people think [AI]'s smarter than it is

I think that's close to a summary of what Pixy's been saying for forever. Or maybe more like: people are wrong to think that AI's smart.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:35 AM (odBC9)

People on the internet are dumb and wrong. A lot. Present company excepted.

Scraping the internet and training your AI model on it, unsurprisingly to those who think about it, produces dumb and wrong things more quickly, when results are not merely made up whole cloth out of dumb and wrong internet info.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 07:29 AM (dK+Kv)

196 @187/Yudhishthira's Dice: "So CA billionaires end up friendless when the government comes for them. There was a time when the Right would have defended them and their rights. No more."

Yup, this.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 07:30 AM (O7YUW)

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Posted by: wbhmdfgl at August 11, 2026 10:45 PM (KCunT)

Monday Night ONT - August 10, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde. The time has come for Monday shenanigans. The bar is open and freshly re-stocked. A&W Rootbeer for everyone tonight!

Welcome to the Monday night ONT which means vintage overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. Pants are optional. This ONT is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Fauci is fair game.

[Top photo: If AOP lived in Pie Town, New Mexico in 1940, this would have been him. I'm more surprised to learn there is a town in New Mexico named after pie, but the place is reportedly famous for its homemade pies. If you're going to be known for something, it might as well be pies, right?]

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The Monday ONT has dialed up the wayback machine tonight with very random results.

Giant Forest, Sequoia National Park - July 1935. No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.

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Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific Railroad Locomotive 470 - date unknown.

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Dime Savings Bank at the intersection of Woodward Avenue and Willis Street, Detroit, Michigan - circa 1910-1912

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Dixie Bottling Works on Lee Street in Bristol, Virginia (the town that straddles the Tennessee and Virginia state line) - 1915

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Horse drawn tram in Berzelii park, Stockholm, Sweden - circa 1900. Can anyone pronounce the word on the front of the tram?

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Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - 1980

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Please do not molest the bears at Sequoia National Park (or anywhere else for that matter)

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Baldwin Chevrolet in Baldwin, Long Island, New York - 1968. Anyone know what the "Fantastic Five" means without looking it up?

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Can't find any evidence that Jo Jo's Kountry Kitchen in Camden, Alabama is still open. Anyone know the place?

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Apparently smoking while riding the Merry Go Round was a thing at the fair in Rutland, Vermont in 1941.

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1943 WWII Army Ground Forces Training Film - "How to get killed in one easy lesson."

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You want music in your ONT?

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This ONT was brought to you by shopping, the old fashioned way:

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Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly misfiled. I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know nothing!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




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1 Mmmm. Pies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:00 PM (u/oMr)

2
USA
travel advisory
STAY ALERT!


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:01 PM (Pee1E)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 10:01 PM (VfaaV)

4
Is TRex's wife TRegina?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

5 "Fantastic Four" plus 25%?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (l4RKn)

6 One look at the top pic and I guessed the mystery click. Thanks for the ONT TRex

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (wFoR+)

7 They’re here!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (gxRWI)

8 "Well, your account has achieved 10 cents. Our work here is done."

Here's your toaster.

Posted by: The Dime Savings Bank at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (u/oMr)

9 Has AOP seen any Studebaker Scotsmen?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Your Honor I could not have raped and abused all those women.

Because during the infractions I self-identified as a woman. Or I could be classified as a "Male Lesbian".

I demand a retrial on this basis ..........

Posted by: Harvey Weinstine at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (8lUeo)

11 Hey everyone!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 10, 2026 10:04 PM (AfOoj)

12 I would guess the "Fantastic Five" are the five 427 Chevys listed to the right of that slogan - Camero, Chevelle, Chevrolet, Corvette, and Chevy II

Posted by: KCSteve at August 10, 2026 10:04 PM (2+WvJ)

13 ONT

it's for me

Posted by: Otto Penn at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (JHVDg)

14 Is that a Chevy Malibu?

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (ZxPkt)

15 The Rock Island Line is a mighty fine line.
The Rock Island road is the road to ride.

Posted by: Leadbelly at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (u/oMr)

16 Is the "Fantastic Five" by any chance the five muscle cars listed to the immediate right?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (vTZFs)

17 @ Baldwin Auto

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (ZxPkt)

18 6 One look at the top pic and I guessed the mystery click. Thanks for the ONT TRex

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM
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Well done! There were a few options but that one seemed to fit the need.

Posted by: TRex - fabulous five dino at August 10, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)

19 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Was at Muir Woods National Forest yesterday 😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 10, 2026 10:08 PM (S7WXb)

20 Ahhhh, the ONT. Thank you Mr. Rex!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:08 PM (BJzO2)

21 Yo Dino! Howdy, Horde.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM (szQVU)

22 Always wondered why the closing credits of HH had a US peaked cap over a pickelhaube instead of the stahlhelm.

I guess they didn't want to show the Wehrmacht insignia.

Interesting factoid: Hitler's pickelhaube could still be around. All were supposed to be surrendered at the end of WWI. Who knows, maybe it's still out there in someone's garage.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

23 One look at the top pic and I guessed the mystery click. Thanks for the ONT TRex

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM
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Well done! There were a few options but that one seemed to fit the need.
Posted by: TRex - fabulous five dino at August 10, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)

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Yup. Good choice. I have the CD.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

24 Throatwobbler Mangrove

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

25
Your Honor I could not have raped and abused all those women.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstine

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I raped 30 women in 35 days, all while suffering a broken penis!

Posted by: Dark Jason Arday at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (mmrXZ)

26 Re: Pietown

Definitely a better town name than, say, "Explosive Dysentery Town".

Re: molesting wildlife

At one time that's the term Alaska Statutes used (or maybe still uses).

I know this because a guy I used to know got caught using the Spenard Sportfishing technique (bashing salmon with rocks then wading out to pick them up). The charge was "molesting wildlife", which I gather provided a great deal of amusement for the other guys on the chain when they were brought in for arraignment the next morning.

As he told the tale, several of them caught contempt charges because they couldn't stop laughing.

Seen on X: Super Mario 64 joins the War on Terror

https://tinyurl.com/aw6kch5z

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (IG3/x)

27 Evening, TRex, and ONT Horde. I think I passed through Pie Town, NM, once. I do have a chain block very similar to the one pictured, although the one I routinely use is more modern. The car might be an early '30's Chevy. Not a Ford, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:11 PM (1z8ji)

28 I would guess the "Fantastic Five" are the five 427 Chevys listed to the right of that slogan - Camero, Chevelle, Chevrolet, Corvette, and Chevy II

Now that you made me actually go back and read it, I'm not sure why "Chevrolet" is in that list of model names. IIRC, there was an Impala SS. Can't think of any other SS models offhand.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (vTZFs)

29 20 Ahhhh, the ONT. Thank you Mr. Rex!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:08 PM

21 Yo Dino! Howdy, Horde.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM
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Good evening, Gents! Great to "see" you.

Posted by: TRex - sequoia guide dino at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (XfIK1)

30 Djurgårdens is an island in Stockholm. They just abbreviated it. So 'Djurgårdens line' . Wiki pronounces it 'Djurgorden' .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (diia5)

31 Anyone know what the "Fantastic Five" means without looking it up?
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Isn't it in the window to the right of the Fantastic Five sign?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (aWBmH)

32 . No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.


The horses were probably wondering the same thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (2WIwB)

33 >
I raped 30 women in 35 days, all while suffering a broken penis!
Posted by: Dark Jason Arday at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (mmrXZ)


I once banged 75 out of 100 candidates for showcase model on The Price is Right before taking a break.

After lunch, which consisted of five pounds of prime rib and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I returned and finished off the other 25.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Barker at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (IG3/x)

34 Has AOP seen any Studebaker Scotsmen?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

I have seen them, never owned one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (1z8ji)

35 4
Is TRex's wife TRegina?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

good one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (0CU3H)

36 > Anyone know what the "Fantastic Five" means without looking it up?

I thought that was you call it when Jessica Alba gives you a handy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 10:14 PM (IG3/x)

37
Hogan's Heroes pilot episode intro:

https://youtu.be/zJfSI4cKWLY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)

38 Interesting factoid: Hitler's pickelhaube could still be around. All were supposed to be surrendered at the end of WWI. Who knows, maybe it's still out there in someone's garage.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

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Some guy in Brazil is suing the state because a crooked cop swiped his Luger Parabellum that was owned by Schickelgruber. He claims it's worth $42 million.

It wasn't the Hitler Killer, since that was a Walther PPK, and it disappeared in the chaos that reigned in the Bunker after Der Fuhrer offed himself. That one would be worth a pretty penny if you could establish its provenance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)

39 Yay, ONT!

And Rootbeer! Having one right now, in fact.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:15 PM (rdVOm)

40 Your Honor I could not have raped and abused all those women.

Because during the infractions I self-identified as a woman. Or I could be classified as a "Male Lesbian".

I demand a retrial on this basis ..........

Posted by: Harvey Weinstine at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (8lUeo)


Why not just say that you identify as having received consent?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 10, 2026 10:16 PM (ExV1e)

41 Now that you made me actually go back and read it, I'm not sure why "Chevrolet" is in that list of model names. IIRC, there was an Impala SS. Can't think of any other SS models offhand.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM
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The secret of the "Fabulous Five" was that customers ordered a car through Baldwin Chevrolet who took delivery and then gave it to Motion Performance around the corner for upgrades. The customer got a more special car than what came from the factory.

Posted by: TRex - special order dino at August 10, 2026 10:16 PM (XfIK1)

42 Rubber mulch baldwin ? freeport?

Posted by: vizzy at August 10, 2026 10:17 PM (qwdJy)

43 Hitler's pickelhaube could still be around.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It's my understanding that Herr Hitler only had one pickelhaube. That's what led to his feelings of inadequacy and thus, desire to conquer the world.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 10:17 PM (VfaaV)

44 Do not molest the bears.... heh.

https://youtu.be/nC8DIWFBwkI

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2026 10:19 PM (szQVU)

45 Yay, ONT!

And Rootbeer! Having one right now, in fact.
Posted by: JQ

Man, a rootbeer float sounds simply divine....

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:19 PM (BJzO2)

46 *Makes rootbeer float for Some Rat*

Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

47
Some Rat! Howya, howya??

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:22 PM (O0L8i)

48
Black cherry float >>> Root beer float

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:23 PM (O0L8i)

49 The car might be an early '30's Chevy. Not a Ford, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And a real bumper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:23 PM (Pee1E)

50 I was just thinking about a root beer float.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 10:24 PM (2WIwB)

51 Pretty wicked '67 chevelle in that picture.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:24 PM (S41Gd)

52 Cheers!
Posted by: JQ

Tell you what, the Horde and in particular the ONT will restore ones faith in humanity.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (BJzO2)

53 You'd have to be a cheep bastard like me to special order a Scotsman.

Posted by: Wearing A Cardboard Belt at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (JM9I6)

54 Pie Town NM has a plethora of good pie choices, I can attest

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (sfRCM)

55 Black cherry float >>> Root beer float
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

LOL. I have an assortment of Henry Weinhard's "gourmet" sodas... Black cherry does indeed make an excellent float!

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (rdVOm)

56 Who knew that Suicide by Bear has been a problem for a century (or more)?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 10:26 PM (qx7Zg)

57 "Horse drawn tram in Berzelii park, Stockholm, Sweden - circa 1900. Can anyone pronounce the word on the front of the tram?"
- - - - - - - - - - - -
If you can, you're probably already a victim of Stockholm Syndrome.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (4h45B)

58 54 Pie Town NM has a plethora of good pie choices, I can attest

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (sfRCM)
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Special agent Dale Cooper has entered the chat

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (JfNq6)

59 The 1915 Dixie Coke Bottles would be worth a good bit today.

Posted by: In A Privy at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)

60 Anytime I ever see pictures of mechanics from the 30's and 40's they always look like they lived in the dirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (S41Gd)

61 Hogan's Heros Fun Fact: They kept fake snow on the sets at all times to make it look like Winter and to avoid having to deal with continuity problems caused by Southern California's weather.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (ChwKX)

62 You'd have to be a cheep bastard like me to special order a Scotsman.
Posted by: Wearing A Cardboard Belt at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (JM9I6)

I expect most of the Scotsman sales were fleet orders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji)

63 That one would be worth a pretty penny if you could establish its provenance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)


Look for the gold-chased PPK with teeth marks. And blood pitting.

(Friend refinished a suicide revolver for an estate. It was not a good job, though the Parkerization turned out nice)

Posted by: Kindltot - I also dyed AOC's eggs and hid them across the White House lawn at August 10, 2026 10:28 PM (rbvCR)

64 Is TRex's wife TRegina?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

good one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
*******
Not sure I get the reference, but if you are meaning the latin meaning, ie Queen, then I gladly accept it!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:28 PM (XfIK1)

65 51 Pretty wicked '67 chevelle in that picture.

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My first ride was a '68 El Camino. Had the Chevelle front half with a 327, Edelbrock manifold and four-barrel carb, headers and glass packs. It was my baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

66 Anytime I ever see pictures of mechanics from the 30's and 40's they always look like they lived in the dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Probably some of them actually did-- dirt floor shacks were not uncommon then.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

67 I expect most of the Scotsman sales were fleet orders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What about us?

Posted by: Norwegian Bachelor Farmers at August 10, 2026 10:29 PM (JM9I6)

68 Anytime I ever see pictures of mechanics from the 30's and 40's they always look like they lived in the dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Probably some of them actually did-- dirt floor shacks were not uncommon then.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

They always look dusty and crusty.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:30 PM (S41Gd)

69 Goood eeeeev'ning. [Alfred Hitchcock theme] Would have been here sooner but I wasn't.

A time-traveling ONT. How… anachronistic. (Or something. Just wanted to use that word.

Can anyone pronounce the word on the front of the tram?

Sure: Djurgardslinien, just like it's spelled.

Posted by: mindful webworker - somewhere in the top 100 at August 10, 2026 10:30 PM (9wnX8)

70 Love the pictures, especially the first.My family garage business, opened in 1918 as a chauffeurs garage, back when cars needed almost daily upkeep.
Those planks on the floor probably removable, to a pit for under engine servicing.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 10:31 PM (sl73Y)

71 Some Rat! What a pleasure to see you in the gray boxes...we do need to catch up soon....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:31 PM (XfIK1)

72 It's not molestation if the bears consent.

Posted by: Horny Bears in the Area Want to Meet You at August 10, 2026 10:31 PM (gFTHm)

73 My first ride was a '68 El Camino. Had the Chevelle front half with a 327, Edelbrock manifold and four-barrel carb, headers and glass packs. It was my baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

Those were pretty cool. One dude at one of the local cruise nights has one. Blue with a big block.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:31 PM (S41Gd)

74 Anytime I ever see pictures of mechanics from the 30's and 40's they always look like they lived in the dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (S41Gd)


Grandpa was a gas station owner and was his own mechanic. Dad said they went on vacation for a week when he was a kid, and broke the car axle on the way back home. Even though Grandpa was able to walk down from where it broke down to a garage that had one in stock, he cussed the entire time since it was the first time his hands had been completely clean for years.

Posted by: Kindltot - I also dyed AOC's eggs and hid them across the White House lawn at August 10, 2026 10:32 PM (rbvCR)

75 I raped 30 women in 35 days, all while suffering a broken penis!
Posted by: Dark Jason Arday
......

If by women, you mean men, I believe you.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (oq9dX)

76 Howya, howya??
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I am VERY slowly getting some relief, just finished the first go around with the infusion treatment....the docs have kinda given up on the "let's fix this" to "we are just trying to slow the spread"....

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (BJzO2)

77 Thanks for the dandy Monday Night ONT, T Rex!

A&W is the onlyest root beer suitable for consumption. Says this small-town girl who grew up with A&W only available from Memorial Day to Labor Day.

Actually went through Pie Town, NM once. After getting a gander at the place, was reluctant to stop for pie...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (D/6p1)

78 "Anyone know what the "Fantastic Five" means without looking it up?"

Probably been answered already, but I would presume it referred to Camero, Chevelle, Chevrolet, Corvette, Chevy, right there on the next window.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'alllll too easy' at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (9wnX8)

79 Sorry, was working on manuscript.

I have seen them, never owned one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (1z8ji)

I've never heard of them until a "Hub Cap Club" vid showed up on YT a couple of hours ago. Made a Scotsman Champ, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

80 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (sAmhv)

81 61 Hogan's Heros Fun Fact: They kept fake snow on the sets at all times to make it look like Winter and to avoid having to deal with continuity problems caused by Southern California's weather.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (ChwKX)

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FUNNER FACT: Stalag 13 was a stone's throw from Mayberry on the Desilu lot in Culver City, just east of LAX and northeast of Marina Del Rey. You could walk out the front gate of the prison camp and be at Floyd's Barber Shop in minutes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (u/oMr)

82 They always look dusty and crusty.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Lack of plentiful fresh water (and go-jo hadn't been invented yet)... Welcome to the Great Depression.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (rdVOm)

83 Can anyone pronounce the word on the front of the tram?

Yes. Maybe.

Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (kU0PQ)

84 It wasn't the Hitler Killer, since that was a Walther PPK, and it disappeared in the chaos that reigned in the Bunker after Der Fuhrer offed himself. That one would be worth a pretty penny if you could establish its provenance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)

Supposedly tossed into a river according to Mark Felton.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (1Ff7Z)

85
I raped 30 women in 35 days, all while suffering a broken penis!
Posted by: Dark Jason Arday at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (mmrXZ)


I once banged 75 out of 100 candidates for showcase model on The Price is Right before taking a break.

After lunch, which consisted of five pounds of prime rib and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I returned and finished off the other 25.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Barker

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I wonder what's keeping Tankdemon tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (mmrXZ)

86 77 Thanks for the dandy Monday Night ONT, T Rex!

Actually went through Pie Town, NM once. After getting a gander at the place, was reluctant to stop for pie...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM
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Good evening LS! Maybe Club ONT needs to start serving pie...

Posted by: TRex - piece of pie dino at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (XfIK1)

87 Hogan's Heroes pilot episode intro:

https://youtu.be/zJfSI4cKWLY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)

Worked with a guy whose father was Robert Hogan. According to his family lore, Hogan's Heroes was supposed to be his project, but the network wanted Bob Crane in the lead instead. I think Mr. Hogan appeared in a few episodes. He also played a helicopter pilot in a MASH episode.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (nbLIj)

88 Ewan McTeagle drove a Scotsman, of course.

Posted by: Radio/Heater Delete at August 10, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

89 A&W is the onlyest root beer suitable for consumption. Says this small-town girl who grew up with A&W only available from Memorial Day to Labor Day.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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1000%! We always stopped there when Dad had a softball game, was just the best treat!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:36 PM (XfIK1)

90 >>Hogan's Heros Fun Fact: They kept fake snow on the sets at all times to make it look like Winter and to avoid having to deal with continuity problems caused by Southern California's weather.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM

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Most of the fake snow was white paint.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 10, 2026 10:36 PM (1Au9i)

91 Blast from the Past ONT. Thanks, TRex - and The Grateful for letting out to play.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)

92 I expect most of the Scotsman sales were fleet orders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji)

I don't know, but the vid said sales "saved" S-P's '57-'58s cash flow.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

93 Those old photos remind me of the family reunion I just attended. The past is so fascinating! But I am more than happy to live in the present, with the present-day technology and comforts.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 10:37 PM (D/6p1)

94 Giant Forest, Sequoia National Park - July 1935. No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.

Because they could!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 10:37 PM (gxRWI)

95 Lack of plentiful fresh water (and go-jo hadn't been invented yet)... Welcome to the Great Depression.
Posted by: JQ

Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (BJzO2)

96 There is a fucking souped up Subaru that is sitting in the drive lane of our apartment complex's parking lot for 30 fucking minutes. Plenty of parking spots available, but no, fuckwit needs to be right on the middle of the fucking drive lane.

Why? Who the fuck knows?

What am I gonna do about it?

Nothing, except make sure my tools are close to hand.

I fucking hate living in this part of town sometimes. Troons and vatos all around me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)

97 Sorry I'm late, my kite got stuck in a tree. So I tried throwing my shoe at it to knock it down, when my shoe got stuck. So I had my cat climb up to fetch the shoe. Note to self: Cats are not good at fetch. Or extricating themselves from trees. Hopefully my brother-in-law with the ladder will be here soon.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (PMi3m)

98 I'm more of a fan of Birch Beer than Root Beer. Getting damn hard to find on tap. There used to be a couple of places in Reading and Kutztown Pa where one could buy pony kegs of it. I haven't checked in years.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (VfaaV)

99 I wonder what's keeping Tankdemon tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (mmrXZ)

Number 101 had a headache?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

100
Troons and vatos all around me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)

____________

*whispers in bewilderment*

What's a vato?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (O0L8i)

101 In re: bears- could you specify what you mean by "molest"? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (PMi3m)

102 Gun toys.

If, today, anyone saw a gang of kids running around the neighborhood playing 'war' as we did, uh, a long time ago, they would call in the SWAT squad

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

103 No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.
......

MAGA women stomping on Mother Gaia.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)

104 I have a bumper hitch that fit on those cars from the 30's with the flat bumpers. Henry Ford had this idea of having harley build what eventually became the servi-car, which was a 3 wheel trike with a harley flathead engine. You might recognize them as the old 3 wheel things that ice cream vendors used. Ford's original purpose was to have ford mechanics show up at your home or place of work, use a bumper hitch designed for the servi-car that clamped around the bumper. and then they could tow your car in for service and then deliver it back to you. Ford, fucking scumbag that he was, kept changing specs and requirements for the servi-car hoping that it would bankrupt harley so he could buy the company for pennies. Harley said fuck you henry, and produced it how they liked it, marketed it themselves, and told ford to eat shit. I have one of those special hitches. It has the harley emblem on it and fits the model A's and some of the later cars.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (S41Gd)

105 1000%! We always stopped there when Dad had a softball game, was just the best treat!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:36 PM (XfIK1)

I didn't know you were from the Lodi/Stockton area!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

106 Chain hoists work well. Ya hafta go through about 5000 feet to raise something a half an inch though. Pack a lunch.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (3ElP1)

107 5 cars with a 427

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (wxsGM)

108
I'm more of a fan of Birch Beer than Root Beer.

___________

Birch beer, root beer, sarsaparilla. All good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (O0L8i)

109 Had a bear wander through the front yard this evening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (XeU6L)

110 What do you get if you cross a bear and a mountain lion?

Killed. You get killed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)

111 "No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia."

Because nobody had bored a tunnel through it yet.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (PMi3m)

112 I've never heard of them until a "Hub Cap Club" vid showed up on YT a couple of hours ago. Made a Scotsman Champ, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

Well, they didn't make a Scotsman Champ. The entire Scotsman line went away when the Lark model was introduced. They did make Scotsman pickups in '58 - '59, and they were basically throwbacks to the early '50's models. The Champ pickup was introduced in 1960, and its cab was based on the front half of a Lark 4-door sedan. They should have used a 2-door sedan; the longer doors would have made for a much roomier cab.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

113 Troons and vatos all around me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)

Like I said to T'Regina: I didn't know you were from the Lodi/Stockton area!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:43 PM (1Ff7Z)

114 Other coast OrangeEnt, as in NYS

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)

115 5 cars with a 427
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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I do not recall a 427 Chevy II. I'm dubious that it was a production item.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM (XeU6L)

116 Well, they didn't make a Scotsman Champ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

That's what the presenter called it. I never heard of those either.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

117 "Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again" - Lodi, NJ, I could understand that . . . sorry CBD

Posted by: Patches at August 10, 2026 10:45 PM (338iJ)

118 111 "No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia."

Because nobody had bored a tunnel through it yet.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (PMi3m)

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I miss the days when guys would discover a spectacular natural wonder, alive from the time of Christ, and they'd cut a hole so you could drive a jalopy through it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)

119 Other coast OrangeEnt, as in NYS
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)

Oh, they got that far? Did they use the Great Root Bear mascot, too?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

120 Ford's original purpose was to have ford mechanics show up at your home or place of work, use a bumper hitch designed for the servi-car that clamped around the bumper.
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I recall this occuring with one of the family cars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

121 I do not recall a 427 Chevy II. I'm dubious that it was a production item.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM
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Read my comment number 41.

Posted by: TRex - Motion Performance Dino at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XfIK1)

122 Killed. You get killed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)
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What do you get when you cross a dance floor with a beautiful girl?

Engaged. You get engaged.

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (Ws+88)

123 What's a vato?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (O0L8i)

A kind of slang term for young men of Hispanic descent. It's not really derogatory. I do see far fewer vatos here than I did in Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)

124 The secret of the "Fabulous Five" was that customers ordered a car through Baldwin Chevrolet who took delivery and then gave it to Motion Performance around the corner for upgrades. The customer got a more special car than what came from the factory.
Posted by: TRex - special order dino at August 10, 2026 10:16 PM (XfIK1)

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Yeah who needs a factory warranty?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:48 PM (u/oMr)

125 There was a mule deer in my yard the other day, resting in the shade. (It was one of those 105* days)

Not exactly a rare sight for my area, but it's been years since any have been *in the yard*

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:49 PM (rdVOm)

126 Other coast OrangeEnt, as in NYS
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)
Oh, they got that far? Did they use the Great Root Bear mascot, too?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Not sure about that. It was a drive up, where the servers came out to the cars to take and deliver your orders...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:49 PM (XfIK1)

127 I recall this occuring with one of the family cars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

Good luck towing the thing with a Servi-Car if the the car in question has a wheel or chassis-related issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

128 Maybe Club ONT needs to start serving pie...
Posted by: TRex - piece of pie dino at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (XfIK1)
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Now, THAT'S an idea! You suppose CBD bakes pies?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 10:50 PM (D/6p1)

129 Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (BJzO2)


Yes, that’s the point.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 10:51 PM (gxRWI)

130 No true Scotsman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

131 Ralphie's teacher died.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)

132 131 Ralphie's teacher died.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)

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*somber chant*

You'll shoot your eye out
You'll shoot your eye out

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:52 PM (u/oMr)

133 Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10,

Followed by a gasoline handwash for the grease the lava couldn't get.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 10:52 PM (sl73Y)

134 Maybe Club ONT needs to start serving pie...
Posted by: TRex - piece of pie dino at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (XfIK1)
* * * *
Now, THAT'S an idea! You suppose CBD bakes pies?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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This is Brilliant! And I'm sure he bakes pies, he is the host of the Food Thread after all!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:53 PM (XfIK1)

135 I might be wrong on some of this but I think the collector term for those Chevy's is COPO cars, for central office production order, required to get the 427 in mid size and smaller cars, at least @1969 iirc. There were a few dealers who specialized in it. Baldwin-Motion and Yenko are the 2 I can bring to mind right now. Somewhat valuable cars to say the least! Don't think I've seen a real one in person.

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at August 10, 2026 10:54 PM (yTH6b)

136 Somewhat valuable cars to say the least! Don't think I've seen a real one in person.

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at August 10, 2026 10:54 PM (yTH6b)

I remember reading about them in Car Craft and Hot Rod back in the day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 10:55 PM (dK+Kv)

137 I liked those industrial type shop hand washers. Two or three guys can wash hands simultaneous. (Union sez you get a 5 or 10 minute washup period after work, on the clock, you know)

With foot activation, the water sprayed in an arc pattern. A powdered soap dispenser on top, some cheap stuff, but worked well enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:55 PM (3ElP1)

138 Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: Some Rat

I we happened into the poison ivy, Grammi would haul your sorry ass down to the creek and scrub the top layers of your skin off with homemade lye soap and handfuls of sand.

Though I must say it prepared me well for my future motorcycle crashes when I ground off large patches of skin.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 10:55 PM (VfaaV)

139 Read my comment number 41.
Posted by: TRex
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Got it. The Baldwin Chevrolet prep of 'specials' comes back to mind now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:56 PM (XeU6L)

140 I think JoJo's Kountry Kitchen lasted about as long as the Bama Bar-b-q.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 10:56 PM (sl73Y)

141 Ford (I think) made these cool enclosed cab tracked snow machines, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:57 PM (3ElP1)

142 Upon thinking a little more about it, I think the AOC "eggs" thing is very much part of the psy op. What I mean is it fits too neatly and everyone is wondering "wtf", which is a tell.

We are of course in the middle of a top down planned fake birth of a New Democrat Party that is supposedly taking over the old one that has been tortured like a rented mule and then crusted over 20 times. After the takeover or merge, however they do it, questions about the past will take on a new sheen of irrelevance, as it was the old party. And these people are new.

It doesn't matter whether she's intended to be the next nominee or not - what matters is the claim of "new life" in that tired old shitty fake bullshit ass party. Granted we have some Republican "births" happening too, but while we have a president they are attempting to sunset quickly, there is a strong "potential" in eggs, new life and possibilities.

Not unlike this strange new appearance of the DSA on the world political stage. While you were sleeping these kooks were granted Top Billing by our masters, and even while our masters struggle to maintain an arm's length distance that is getting shorter by the moment, and by design.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:57 PM (vE0+H)

143
Could the horses on top of the fallen Sequoia be a trick photo, and they're really on the dirt slope in back of the log? Either that, or there's a hidden ramp in back of the log.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 10:58 PM (VWtfl)

144
Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (BJzO2)

_________

Oh, Lord. In my teens my skin was appalling, like a pepperoni pizza. It was the ruin of my life. I'd wash it with some abrasive soap that made Lava feel like Dove.

Nothing worked. I had to outgrow it. But the years I should have spent learning social skills, meeting girls and so on were lost. And I never made the deficiencies up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:58 PM (O0L8i)

145 Somewhat valuable cars to say the least! Don't think I've seen a real one in person.
Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at August 10, 2026 10:54 PM (yTH6b)

I saw a COPO Camaro in a guy's barn up in the Peace Country of Northern Alberta, and no, it was not for sale. He knew its value.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:59 PM (1z8ji)

146 My apologies for my length.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)

147 My apologies for my length.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)

Are you channeling The Paolo?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

148 I can get you a close approximation of pi on the internet, but I don’t know about pie.

π = 3. 1415926535897932384626433…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 11:00 PM (gxRWI)

149 146 My apologies for my length.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)

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The Paolo, he never, how do you say, apologize for the length.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (u/oMr)

150 Not exactly Pie Town, New Mexico in 1940 ...

but ...

if you're driving on I-17 and go past Black Canyon City, stop at the Rock Springs Cafe for some might fine pie!

Alas, no longer for me with the diabetes.

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (3ZUWJ)

151 Not unlike this strange new appearance of the DSA on the world political stage.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:57 PM (vE0+H)

Kind of dovetails with the new manly man skin suit DSA/DNC are wearing about to keep the centrists on the plantation, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (dK+Kv)

152 Are you channeling The Paolo?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

Paolo does not allow anyone in his, how you say, channel.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (vE0+H)

153 Good luck towing the thing with a Servi-Car if the the car in question has a wheel or chassis-related issue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Ostensibly, the auto was operable...just needed service of some kind, even just an oil change. Service guy rode the trike to the car and hitched trike to the rear with a clamp-on hitch, drove car to service center. Reverse to deliver car to owner, then trike back to shop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (XeU6L)

154 135 I might be wrong on some of this but I think the collector term for those Chevy's is COPO cars, for central office production order

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at August 10, 2026 10:54 PM
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I *think* that Baldwin and Yenko ordered and sold COPO cars, but the Baldwin/Motion Performance cars were not COPO cars. They were normal factory stock cars that were heavily modified.

Posted by: TRex - automotive archive dino at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (XfIK1)

155 Could the horses on top of the fallen Sequoia be a trick photo, and they're really on the dirt slope in back of the log? Either that, or there's a hidden ramp in back of the log.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 10:58 PM (VWtfl)
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I'm with you on this one. There seems to be a gap between the fallen log and whatever the horses are standing on. I've been on a horse that was up on a rock ledge and know not how anyone could get those horses on top of the sequoia without a heckuva fight. At the very least!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (D/6p1)

156 My apologies for my length.
Posted by: ...
......

That's what I told her at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (oq9dX)

157 I can get you a close approximation of pi on the internet, but I don’t know about pie.

π = 3. 1415926535897932384626433…
Posted by: Nemo
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That's irrational.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:03 PM (XeU6L)

158 I wonder what's keeping Tankdemon tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (mmrXZ)

My brother-in-law finally showed up with the ladder. Unfortunately, the kite was not really recoverable, and the cat was in no mood to be grabbed from its perch. I'll have to put some iodine on some scratches later. My shoe, however, was no worse for the wear, so that's something, I guess.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 11:04 PM (PMi3m)

159 141 Ford (I think) made these cool enclosed cab tracked snow machines, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:57 PM (3ElP1)
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I don't know about Ford, but I drove an old Morton Thiokol snow-cat back in the late 80s. It was sturdy and steady, but not built for speed

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 11:06 PM (ymrLq)

160 My brother-in-law finally showed up with the ladder. Unfortunately, the kite was not really recoverable, and the cat was in no mood to be grabbed from its perch. I'll have to put some iodine on some scratches later. My shoe, however, was no worse for the wear, so that's something, I guess.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 11:04 PM (PMi3m)

The problem calls for a chain saw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:06 PM (1z8ji)

161 I recall this occuring with one of the family cars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

Good luck towing the thing with a Servi-Car if the the car in question has a wheel or chassis-related issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

It was for basic service. Tune up, oil change, etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 11:06 PM (S41Gd)

162 The problem calls for a chain saw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:06 PM (1z8ji)

If it doesn't call for a chainsaw, is it really even a problem?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 11:07 PM (PMi3m)

163 I don't know about Ford, but I drove an old Morton Thiokol snow-cat back in the late 80s. It was sturdy and steady, but not built for speed
Posted by: 496
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Probably a couple of rocket boosters would have fixed that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:08 PM (XeU6L)

164 Kind of dovetails with the new manly man skin suit DSA/DNC are wearing about to keep the centrists on the plantation, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (dK+Kv)

It does indeed. Masculinity "equals" strength. They are trying to project strength - and a mostly unapologetic DSA will very suddenly get that done.

All a dumb population (mostly) wants is a strong leader. Hence Trump. They are replicating what Trump did in 2016 but this time as a "movement" - with no nominal leader it stays diffuse and difficult to attack or brand.

By keeping it as two sides "fighting" they get to slither around every criticism and message around any problem. Any criticism of the establishment by Republicans is addressed by the radicals, and any criticism of the radicals is addressed by the establishment. Any criticism really, automatically supports the Democrats. Like Cucky Schumer just said, "it's a big tent". This has been well thought out.

Mark my words, though - Trump will get a say.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H)

165 102 Gun toys.

If, today, anyone saw a gang of kids running around the neighborhood playing 'war' as we did, uh, a long time ago, they would call in the SWAT squad
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

Just imagine what would happen if kids were playing with black powder cannons like we did. Holy hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:08 PM (5JJx4)

166 We had a circular wash fountain in the ladies' room at work-- 6 or 8 of us could all scrub at the same time, and easily get clean up to elbows. Foot-activated, of course. Powdered Boraxo and bars of Lava soap handy.

Then, somebody decided to remodel the restroom-- they replaced that magnificent wash station with 2 puny little lavatory sinks. Dispensers for go-jo and liquid hand soap (that were not promptly refilled when empty) Pfft.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)

167 Ostensibly, the auto was operable...just needed service of some kind, even just an oil change. Service guy rode the trike to the car and hitched trike to the rear with a clamp-on hitch, drove car to service center. Reverse to deliver car to owner, then trike back to shop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (XeU6L)

Yup, that was exactly it. I had that hitch for years and never knew what it was for. I figured it out about 20 years ago when I just happened to read an article about it. I was like holy shit, I have that hitch. I only kept it because of the harley emblem on the knob that tightens the clamp.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 11:10 PM (S41Gd)

168 What's a vato?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Thought you were from TX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:10 PM (Pee1E)

169 Just imagine what would happen if kids were playing with black powder cannons like we did. Holy hell.
Posted by: tcn
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Still have my carbide cannon, and, the one that my dad had as a kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L)

170 Masculinity "equals" strength.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H)

Funny. Their idea of masculinity was some nazi, scatophile, rapist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (dK+Kv)

171 Might've been just Thiokol. I think it was morton Thiokol though. This was 89, and the machine was 'older'. Anyone know?

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (TtNb7)

172
Thought you were from TX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

_________

Live here, but not from here. And I'm a recluse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (O0L8i)

173

Funny. Their idea of masculinity was some nazi, scatophile, rapist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (dK+Kv)

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And guy who can wank it successfully in a porta-potti shithouse has...


Skills.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 11:13 PM (u/oMr)

174 157 I can get you a close approximation of pi on the internet, but I don’t know about pie.

π = 3. 1415926535897932384626433…
Posted by: Nemo
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That's irrational.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:03 PM (XeU6L)

Pie is what I do. Pi radians determine how much pie you get. I used to get invited to Sunday dinner at my parents' house if I brought pie. I got very good at it.

Apple, raspberry, strawberry, blueberry, chocolate silk, banana cream, chess, pumpkin, cranberry walnut, mincemeat, blueberry dream, lemon shaker, lemon merengue, and the occasional odd chicken pot pie. And others from time to time, but I would need recipes for them. I don't for any of the above.

You will have to fight with DH over the number of pi radians you receive. He may eat all of it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:14 PM (5JJx4)

175 "Just imagine what would happen if kids were playing with black powder cannons like we did...."

We didn't have black powder or cannons, but I do recall several of us going through garages and sheds in search of any flammable aerosols. The trick is to find something that makes a spectacular flamethrower yet still has enough propellant to prevent the flame from going back into the can.

Posted by: PabloD at August 10, 2026 11:15 PM (Hn9/J)

176 And guy who can wank it successfully in a porta-potti shithouse has...


Skills.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 11:13 PM (u/oMr)

No, he has mental issues. Perhaps an entire subscription.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:15 PM (5JJx4)

177 We had a round wash station like that at the machine shop.
It may have big a bit bigger to accommodate shift workers
it was like a fountain, almost a work of art.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:15 PM (Pee1E)

178 enough propellant to prevent the flame from going back into the can.

Posted by: PabloD at August 10, 2026 11:15 PM (Hn9/J)
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They're only fingers. You've got more.

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 11:16 PM (TtNb7)

179 Funny. Their idea of masculinity was some nazi, scatophile, rapist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (dK+Kv)

It was - but note that the Democrat sex scandals of late were abuse of adult women. Sometimes just in consensual relationships. Very manly abuse of adult women.

I guarantee Swalwell and Shitner both have "other" sex things that wouldn't seem so manly. Even his gay comment was about "dominating" someone which makes us laugh of course at how fucking stupid and gay he is but it was more bs toxic manliness and that's how it reads on the surface. One of the women also reported her feeling when he came inside of her. A thoroughly unnecessary detail other than the fact that it's all part of a big bullshit op.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:16 PM (vE0+H)

180 Black powder cannons involved old rifle bullet casings, a small drill, a block of wood, some serious wire to engage one with the other, powder, projectile, and wood matches. I'm not entirely sure we should have survived as long as we did. But that was one hell of a lot of fun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:17 PM (5JJx4)

181 Okay that's enough theorizing for one night. See you all on the flip.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:17 PM (vE0+H)

182 >>>Apple, raspberry, strawberry, blueberry, chocolate silk, banana cream, chess, pumpkin, cranberry walnut, mincemeat, blueberry dream, lemon shaker, lemon merengue, and the occasional odd chicken pot pie. And others from time to time, ...
...
Posted by: tcn in AK
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That was a very cruel post.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:19 PM (Pee1E)

183 Okay that's enough theorizing for one night. See you all on the flip.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:17 PM (vE0+H)

The Flip Wilson show is still on TV as reruns? Perhaps I need to check that station out.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 11:19 PM (qx7Zg)

184
Pie are round.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 11:20 PM (azNOR)

185 No active business is currently registered as operating out of the specific building where Jo Jo’s Kountry Kitchen (and previously Bama Bar-B-Que) used to live. Local business records and public mapping updates show that the physical structure has not been taken over by a new commercial tenant or restaurant.

Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 11:22 PM (dIske)

186 Today, I cleaned up some of the messes I made in the last few days of work, and then got into doing "body work" on the fiberglass body shell of my dune buggy project. Te battery tray was heavily slathered with tan-colored body filler, which really has no structural strength to speak of. But I had to cut off the bottom two inches to make clearance for the anti-sway bar I had installed on the rear swing axles. Out comes the sawzall. Cut out in 2 minutes. There were similar great globs of body filler in other places, too, notably the front corners of the mounting flange area where it is supposed to bolt to the floor pan. I ground all the filler off with a flap wheel. Huge dust cloud ensued. "Now, will this body fit the floor pan?" I had previously found that sitting the body direct on the floor pan caused the shock towers to hit the underside of the body; not optimal. So I had made a "shim" from 1 1/4" light gauge square steel tubing, jigged up on the floor pan itself, with holes drilled to match the body mount holes on the floor pan. I took this shim, and inverted it, and placed it on the inverted body tub. 1/2

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:22 PM (1z8ji)

187 The Flip Wilson show is still on TV as reruns? Perhaps I need to check that station out.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 11:19 PM (qx7Zg)

+++++++++++++++++++

Flip started the whole tranny trend with Geraldine.

(God, I'm old)

Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 11:23 PM (dIske)

188 Flip started the whole tranny trend with Geraldine.

(God, I'm old)

Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 11:23 PM (dIske)
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Yeah, but that was actually funny. The only funny tranny I can think of is the dude who claimed asylum in the Netherlands and is now back here. That is high comedy

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 11:26 PM (GfRAq)

189 The Fantastic Five are written on the window.

Posted by: Craig Pirrong at August 10, 2026 11:27 PM (XUCVR)

190 We had a circular wash fountain in the ladies' room at work-- 6 or 8 of us could all scrub at the same time, and easily get clean up to elbows. Foot-activated, of course. Powdered Boraxo and bars of Lava soap handy.
Posted by: JQ

The powers that be installed such sinks into our middle school and then, later, at the plant I was working at. They were not utilized as sinks at first.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM (VfaaV)

191 The problem with radians is you have to get 2 pi to get a whole pie and that’s just double dealing!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM (gxRWI)

192 2/2
With the shim on the inverted body tub, it was clear that the body was about an inch short in the attaching flange area. I clamped the shim securely at the rear, where it fit pretty well, and went to work at the front. I ran the sawzall down both sides, and inch back from the front toeboard, almost to the top rail of the body. I could then push the bottom of the toeboard forward until it flange mated pretty well with the shim. Clamped that. Went around the perimeter, pulling the body flange into close alignment with the shim, clamping them, drill out the mount hole in the fiberglass flange, and fasten with a bolt and washers. All done. Drove 5 Tek screws through the mounting flange into the front arch of the shim (no bolt holes there). Weather permitting tomorrow, I will use mat and resin to rebuild the front corners where I made the saw cuts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:33 PM (1z8ji)

193 That was a very cruel post.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:19 PM (Pee1E)

Well, just stop by. There will be pie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (5JJx4)

194 191 The problem with radians is you have to get 2 pi to get a whole pie and that’s just double dealing!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM (gxRWI)

Why bother making one pie when you can make two?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (5JJx4)

195 I canned pears and made pear jam. I picked the pears off my tree this year instead of letting them fall, and they can better that way.
The pear jam surprised me because I sort of winged it and it set anyways.

I also spent an hour this morning digging blackberry vines out of the hedge. I will never be done there until I take out the hedge and put in a fence, but I can at least keep the vines cut back so they don't menace passer-bys

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

196 I also spent an hour this morning digging blackberry vines out of the hedge. I will never be done there until I take out the hedge and put in a fence, but I can at least keep the vines cut back so they don't menace passer-bys
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

Make some blackberry jam. Or blackberry wine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:36 PM (1z8ji)

197 I also spent an hour this morning digging blackberry vines out of the hedge. I will never be done there until I take out the hedge and put in a fence, but I can at least keep the vines cut back so they don't menace passer-bys
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

I spent the end of May cutting out dead raspberry canes. You would never know it now. My raspberry bushes are... epic. I'm thinking of paying my contractor in berries.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:36 PM (5JJx4)

198 TY T-Rex, I have a soft spot for the nostalgic ONTs. I watched the entire toy gun video and noticed Otis from Mayberry in the first scene and Billy “danger Will Robinson” Mumy later on. Who btw was part of one of the creepiest TZ episodes playing the mean kid everyone feared.
I’m sure if I pulled out the late 50s/early 60s Christmas pics, many of those firearms would be found strewn all over the floor. My late brothers took their obsession of all things firearms into their adult lives. Which would inevitably trickle down the DNA trail to moi.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 10, 2026 11:41 PM (SjAWL)

199 > I didn't know you were from the Lodi/Stockton area!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

Oh, Lord.


Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:42 PM (IG3/x)

200 Gun Owners of America@GunOwners

In GOA's case, a federal court just stuck down NFA registration for:

❌Suppressors
❌Short-Barreled Rifles
❌Short-Barreled Shotguns

GOA & our allies in Congress eliminated the tax.

The National Firearms Act of 1934 is now UNCONSTITUTIONAL as applied.

We're proud to have fought this fight, but it's not over yet. The Department of Justice still has the opportunity to appeal, and the court stayed its order for seven days to give them time to seek appellate review. Although as of the writing of this article, they have not done so.

Also, the Judge in this case limited protection to members of Gun Owners of America and other named plaintiffs.

We fought for a nationwide injunction, but the Judge did not grant it to us.

So, because of the ruling, we're encouraging everyone who would like protection from the National Firearms Act's registration requirements to become GOA members.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:42 PM (Pee1E)

201 > but I can at least keep the vines cut back so they don't menace passer-bys
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

I would've considered "menacing passers-by" a plus, back when I was maintaining a yard.

Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:43 PM (IG3/x)

202 They were not utilized as sinks at first.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM

Boys being boys, at every age...

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (rdVOm)

203 > 184
Pie are round.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 11:20 PM (azNOR)



Cornbread are square.

Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

204 203 > 184
Pie are round.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 11:20 PM (azNOR)



Cornbread are square.
Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

And donuts are.... torii.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:45 PM (5JJx4)

205 30 Wiki pronounces it 'Djurgorden' .
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (diia5)

Which surprisingly sounds like how Mr. Tudball would pronounce it.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 10, 2026 11:47 PM (SjAWL)

206 Cornbread are square.
Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

You know what would be cool? A Mobius strip cake pan, so you could bake Mobius strip cakes. Which would have icing all over, since all sides are the top.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:47 PM (1z8ji)

207 > Oh, Lord.


Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:42 PM (IG3/x)

How much must it suck for Lodi to have that as the only song about it.

New York, New York
LA Woman
I Left My Heart in San Francisco
Chicago, My Kind of Town
Cleveland Rocks
El Paso
One Night in Bangkok
Wichita Lineman

Then you have "Oh, Lord... stuck in Lodi again."

As I said, it's gotta suck.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 11:48 PM (IG3/x)

208 Topology has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:50 PM (XeU6L)

209 French toast are triangles.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 11:51 PM (4XJZx)

210
On the Edith Keeler episode of Star Trek, they used the Mayberry set. I think you can see "Floyd's" in one of the street windows in a few frames.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

211 > 202 They were not utilized as sinks at first.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM

Back in the '80s a friend got into family housing on Elmendorf (as it was then). There was a full basement with a laundry sink in it that he rigged up as a man cave (though that expression wasn't around then). Computer, dart board, old sofas, refrigerator, TV, etc.

Since they didn't even have a washer and drier, it was clear to all of us that the sink was clearly for the express purpose of making us not have to go upstairs to get rid of used beer.

However, when his wife found out, she disagreed. Strongly.

Didn't matter that she never used the sink for anything. It was just Something That Was Not Done.

He agreed to stop doing that, then promptly ignored the agreement.

Yes, they eventually got divorced. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 11:54 PM (IG3/x)

212 On the Edith Keeler episode of Star Trek, they used the Mayberry set. I think you can see "Floyd's" in one of the street windows in a few frames.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

Superman also was hanging around Mayberry.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 11:55 PM (1Ff7Z)

213 Love the B/W pics, Dino. Thanks for the ONT

Posted by: scampydog in ND at August 10, 2026 11:56 PM (PqBGS)

214 How much must it suck for Lodi to have that as the only song about it.”

Happiness was Lubbock, Texas in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2026 11:58 PM (ZGz6B)

215
Here you go, The Shat and Joan Collins in front of Floyd's:

https://t.ly/Z6MJ_

Also, a deleted scene from that episode:

https://t.ly/r6V_D

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 11:59 PM (w6EFb)

216
Another set crossover. Samantha's house in Bewitched was also used for Dr. Bellow's house in I Dream of Jeannie.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

217
And serve maple syrup in a Klein bottle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)

218 I’m sure if I pulled out the late 50s/early 60s Christmas pics, many of those firearms would be found strewn all over the floor. My late brothers took their obsession of all things firearms into their adult lives. Which would inevitably trickle down the DNA trail to moi.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 10, 2026 11:41 PM

For Christmas one year I got the Jonny 7 in 1 attack rifle with Screaming Mesmee grenade attachment. The Grenade was this big red thing that would shoot off the end of your rifle with a spring load or something, and it would make this loud wailing WOWowWowowWOWow shrieking sound.
Cats and dogs and younger siblings just loved it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 12:04 AM (ZGz6B)

219 For a place you wanted to leave, Lubbock did a fine job raising a passel of musicians.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 12:05 AM (gxRWI)

220 The Brady Bunch interior was used for an episode of Mission: Impossible and multiple episodes of Mannix.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)

221
It was only very recently when I truly groked the difference between topology and geometry.

You know the old joke, a topologist can't tell the difference between a coffee mug and donut? Well, that finally truly clicked with me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

222 And serve maple syrup in a Klein bottle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)


Too messy!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 12:06 AM (gxRWI)

223 I do not recall a 427 Chevy II. I'm dubious that it was a production item.

Dealer engine swap. Before the Heavy Hand of Government the gimmick of a few dealerships is that they would do that. Had to pay up front though.

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 11, 2026 12:08 AM (3/XaG)

224 They were not utilized as sinks at first.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM

Boys being boys, at every age...

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (rdVOm)

I used to pee in mom's laundry sink in the basement. Half the basement was finished, its where my guitars and amps were, so screw running upstairs to the bathroom. I just went to the laundry side. She never knew. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 12:11 AM (S41Gd)

225 If you're going to be known for something, it might as well be pies, right?

It is, how you say, a good backup plan.

Posted by: Paolo at August 11, 2026 12:11 AM (VHUov)

226 216
Another set crossover. Samantha's house in Bewitched was also used for Dr. Bellow's house in I Dream of Jeannie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

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Samantha's house was kitty-corner to the house of the Heck Family in The Middle. You can see in in a lot of the exterior shots. It was at Warner Ranch in Burbank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2026 12:12 AM (6/7Fs)

227 Well, 'I'm Goin' Back to Houston'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 12:12 AM (Pee1E)

228 It was only very recently when I truly groked the difference between topology and geometry.

You know the old joke, a topologist can't tell the difference between a coffee mug and donut? Well, that finally truly clicked with me.
Posted by: publius


All humans are topologically equivalent. (And equivalent to the coffee mug and the donut.)

Unless they have piercings.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 12:13 AM (VHUov)

229 (And equivalent to the coffee mug and the donut.)

Or maybe not. Nostrils.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov)

230 Michigan DEM Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed seems to have flown himself into anti-aircraft flak box.

Was it good for you too, Abdul?

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 12:14 AM (RCjYY)

231 Evening Horde, sorry I'm late. Requesting prayers for the third-round interview tomorrow in the mid-late morning. Hopefully this is the last hurdle!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 12:15 AM (aJQbY)

232 Joan Collins, right there with Elizabeth Taylor as almost impossibly beautiful women in early film.

We don't see much like them now.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 12:15 AM (BeyMP)

233 Best of luck, Dave!

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 12:16 AM (RCjYY)

234 >>I used to pee in mom's laundry sink in the basement. Half the basement was finished, its where my guitars and amps were, so screw running upstairs to the bathroom. I just went to the laundry side. She never knew. lol
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Big bro's friend turned his garage into a man-cave, complete with tv, stereo, blu-ray player & a collection of odd old chairs. No "facilities" of any kind, just a bucket in the corner. Ew! No wonder the dude is single.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 12:16 AM (rdVOm)

235 Good luck, RandomDave!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 12:18 AM (IG3/x)

236 One of the best street racers I ever saw was a 1963 Chevy II two door with a 327 / 4 speed dropped into it. Those early Chevy II’s were little more than go-karts with metal roofs, I’d be surprised if it weighed over 2000 lbs. with an engine like that in one it could pull the front wheels off the ground.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2026 12:19 AM (ZGz6B)

237 And serve maple syrup in a Klein bottle.
Posted by: publius

Too messy!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


No kidding! A whole universe full of syrup.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 12:19 AM (VHUov)

238 First night in weeks that I haven't been hit with a page of popup ads every time I hit the refresh button.

I guess they must've decided I was never going to buy anything.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 12:19 AM (RCjYY)

239 > Or maybe not. Nostrils.
Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov)

Ostomies, ports, botched vasectomies...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 12:20 AM (IG3/x)

240 Well, I can scarcely keep my eyes open. Heading off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2026 12:20 AM (1z8ji)

241 Cheers, RandomDave! Best of luck!

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 12:20 AM (rdVOm)

242 >> Or maybe not. Nostrils.

Yep, the number of holes is a fundamental property somehow. I think the number of holes is the "genus", and then there's a Euler Characteristic.

Euler was into everything, I'll tell you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:23 AM (w6EFb)

243 I spent the end of May cutting out dead raspberry canes. You would never know it now. My raspberry bushes are... epic. I'm thinking of paying my contractor in berries.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:36 PM (5JJx4)


My blackcaps did very well for plants I dug up and transplanted from the woods. The thimbleberries have lush leaves and thick canes and have not given me one berry so I am going to dig them up and put in some Marionberries instead.
I think both of them will survive the root rot that killed my raspberries. And if not, I will burn them down and put them elsewhere.

I can only do so much blackberry jam, though. I have done a case of jars so far, and I am trying to cut back on sugar. I might try to make some blackberry cordial, though maybe not. I bought a fifth of cheap white rum for baking, and I only use so much for that.
My late plums are coming next, and I will be canning and drying those until I see them in my sleep, do I may decide to not.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 12:24 AM (rbvCR)

244 Goodnight, AOP.

I'm outta here too.

I think someone asked what I've been watching in the ONT last night, but I didn't see that until this morning.

Right now I'm working on The Gilded Age, which is by Julian Fellowes (same guy as Downton Abbey). This one is set in New York during the Robber Baron era. Pretty good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 12:24 AM (IG3/x)

245 I'd be afraid to plant Marionberries, lest they start bringing home hookers and smoking crack.

G'night.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 12:26 AM (IG3/x)

246
Believe it or not, a Klein bottle can be flat, that is having zero intrinsic curvature everywhere on the surface.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:27 AM (w6EFb)

247 Yep, the number of holes is a fundamental property somehow. I think the number of holes is the "genus"
Posted by: publius


Yeah. I checked after I typed. The main "donut hole" from mouth to exit, plus 6 other holes that connect to that passage through the nose and eyes. So a human is a genus-7 torus.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 12:29 AM (VHUov)

248 North Korea Battles Record Heat By Prescribing Dog Soup And Propaganda

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 12:30 AM (Pee1E)

249 al Sayed: "Toxic masculinity governs American football."

Hmm. He said that in MI? While running against Mike Rogers (R) the former Special Forces officer?

Quite a contrast.

Posted by: mnw at August 11, 2026 12:30 AM (RCjYY)

250 This is why topology is postgraduate math. It's wacky stuff with no real-world applications for 99.9% of us. I technically use linear algebra, calculus, and differential equations in my day job, though it's all hidden by the software. Topology? Useless.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 12:32 AM (VHUov)

251
And you can construct a flat torus, but it also requires 4D space to do so. You can't construct an intrinsically flat torus in 3D space.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

252 OpenAI head of ethics, head of safety systems AND head of mission alignment have ALL quit in the last few weeks…
---

Sam Altman is a crook.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 12:34 AM (Pee1E)

253 Going back home tomorrow. Would say that I will miss this place, but between our last visit here and this one, I am starting to get the distinct impression that San Francisco doesn't like me.....😂😂😂

I want to come back to spend more time with the grandbabies, though 💕💕💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 11, 2026 12:34 AM (S7WXb)

254 Believe it or not, a Klein bottle can be flat, that is having zero intrinsic curvature everywhere on the surface.
Posted by: publius,
---------

But not a sphere.
Gauss's Theorema Egregium

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 12:36 AM (XeU6L)

255 Right now I'm working on The Gilded Age, which is by Julian Fellowes (same guy as Downton Abbey). This one is set in New York during the Robber Baron era. Pretty good.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 12:24 AM (IG3/x)

I tried to watch it, yet I couldn't long endure the absurd DEI casting.

Of course black women were so pivotal in the upper class late 1880s New York.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 12:37 AM (BeyMP)

256 Yeah. I checked after I typed. The main "donut hole" from mouth to exit, plus 6 other holes that connect to that passage through the nose and eyes. So a human is a genus-7 torus.
Posted by: mikeski


That's also related to one of my favorite bits of biological trivia.

When a human is first developing, it starts as a single cell. Eventually, it's a ball of cells. The first "physical feature" to develop is a single indentation, or pore, on that ball of cells.

Eventually, that pore extends through the embryo and becomes the alimentary canal.

But that first indentation is not the entrance; it's the exit.

So, before any of us were anything else, we were all just an asshole.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 12:41 AM (VHUov)

257 @TonyLaneNV
Aug 9
A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet, and he got tased and cuffed for it almost immediately.

https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5


full screen

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 12:41 AM (Pee1E)

258
A sphere is almost perfect symmetry. Almost divine symmetry, you might call it. A 2-sphere (the surface of a "3-ball" ) has constant positive Gaussian curvature, just 1/r^2, where is the radius.

Every point a sphere is the same as any other.

The development of differential geometry is a fascinating thing. From Gauss to Riemann, who perfected it. And there it was, something abstract theory of curvature of spaces of arbitrary dimension that just sat on a shelf, seemingly some abstract thing with no real physical usefullness. Then Einstein came along with General Relativity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:43 AM (w6EFb)

259 I hadn’t thought about Gauss's Theorema Egregium in years. Used some of that math in my doctoral research. Nostalgic.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 12:44 AM (gxRWI)

260 Big bro's friend turned his garage into a man-cave, complete with tv, stereo, blu-ray player & a collection of odd old chairs. No "facilities" of any kind, just a bucket in the corner. Ew! No wonder the dude is single.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 12:16 AM (rdVOm)

Yeah thats fucked. I think when I do the pole barn I'll put a harley themed man cave in there since that's what will be going on in there. I'm thinking 75% work area, and 25% hang out area thats isolated from the shop area. It won't have a bathroom either, but its kinda rural around here, so stepping outside to pee isn't a problem. Key word is outside. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 12:45 AM (S41Gd)

261 LOL Breanyard, reminds me of "don't take me bro."

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 12:47 AM (BeyMP)

262
The Poincare Conjecture was all about spheres. Is any simply connected surface (no holes, meaning you can contract a closed curve down to a point without hitting anything) topologically equivalent to a sphere.

The crazy thing was it it was proven in dimensions of 5 or greater well before, and was relatively easy. Then came 4 dimensions.

Proving it for 3 dimensions was a bitch. It was finally proven in 2003 by a reclusive Russian mathematician, who looks like Rasputin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:49 AM (w6EFb)

263 Hope that you all had a good Monday, Horde, sweet dreams it has been an exhausting day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 11, 2026 12:49 AM (ibDUx)

264
THere was a dispute over that Poincare Conjecture proof. Some Chicom mathematician seemed to be trying to insinuate himself into that, trying to take credit away from the Rasputin-looking guy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)

265 My neighbor erected a wooden fence so he could attend to calls of nature outside without offending my late wife. We wound up living way out in the country, but there are still neighbors.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 12:53 AM (gxRWI)

266 Kindltot, I will happily take your leftover blackberry preserves. Or even just the blackberries if you can just ship 'em through the USB port.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 11, 2026 12:55 AM (aJQbY)

267 >> Gauss's Theorema Egregium

That is a beautiful thing, and Gauss was just blown away by that result. Thus we have the distinction between intrinsic and extrinsic curvature.

Take a cylinder (infinitely long). That has extrinsic curvature, it must curve in the 3D embedding space, but *on the surface*, using only 2D measurements you can make, it is completely flat, zero Gaussian curvature. There's that property of wrapping around back to where you started in one of the dimensions, but that's just a bit of topological distinction, not the intrinsic geometry.

We tend to want to think of curved surfaces (or higher dimensional curved spaces) in terms of some higher dimensional, flat Euclidean embedding space. We can see "why" the metric is so weird and not Euclidean.

The intrinsic curvature picture says forget about the embedding spaces. A space need not have any higher dimensions in which to curve. Just take the surface for it is, a non-Euclidian geometry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 12:59 AM (w6EFb)

268 Proving it for 3 dimensions was a bitch. It was finally proven in 2003 by a reclusive Russian mathematician, who looks like Rasputin.
Posted by: publius


What is it in the Russian genome that makes them so crazy good at math? I think half of modern cryptography has a russki behind it.

The other half, some other eastern-european.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 01:02 AM (VHUov)

269 , I am starting to get the distinct impression that San Francisco doesn't like me.....😂😂😂

I want to come back to spend more time with the grandbabies, though 💕💕💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 11, 2026 12:34 AM (S7WXb)

If your are going to San Francisco, as Scott McKenzie reminds us, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

A City By A Body Of Water (h/t, Jim Rome)

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 01:03 AM (ukytI)

270 What is it in the Russian genome that makes them so crazy good at math? I think half of modern cryptography has a russki behind it.

The other half, some other eastern-european.
Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 01:02 AM (VHUov)


You're veering dangerously close to forbidden thoughts.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 01:04 AM (BeyMP)

271 Axios Report: The U.S. has brokered a deal for the IAEA to remove nuclear material from a clandestine Syrian site known as "Site 99."

Damascus agreed to the removal. The site holds yellowcake uranium and remnants of the former Al-Kibar program, material usable in a "dirty bomb" though not directly in a weapon. The operation is ongoing, with officials hoping to complete it by year's end.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 01:06 AM (Pee1E)

272 Differential geometry is the gateway to topology.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 01:07 AM (gxRWI)

273 >> What is it in the Russian genome that makes them so crazy good at math?

It's a wonder we beat them to the Moon. Well, no, it wasn't so much math and physics as engineering. Our German rocket scientists were just better than theirs.

Also, it takes a Greek to run a really good restaurant. That is true around here, I've noticed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

274 WNBA couldn't afford to buy this kind of publicity. Have the black girls wear black panther outfits and the white girls where Ku Klux Klan sheets! Every game would be a sellout!

Posted by: carly at August 11, 2026 01:11 AM (/13ZH)

275 Trump on Midterms: We have jihadists being elected all over the place. These are people who have been failures who come from other countries that are not great. They’re not smart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 01:12 AM (Pee1E)

276
The amazing thing about curvature. In 2D, it takes just one scalar to characterize the curvature at any point. That number is the Gaussian curvature.

In 3D, it takes 6 scalars to fully describe. You can think of this as the more complicated ways that a 3D space can curve. You've got just one "plane" in 2D. In 3D, you have three local planes.

And those 6 numbers correspond to a rank-2 symmetric tensor (think of it as a matrix), dubbed the Ricci curvature.

For dimension 4 and higher, well, you need a *rank-4* tensor, dubbed the Riemann curvature tensor to fully describe. Thus for a higher dimensions than 3, you need a 4 dimensional mathematical object itself to describe the space.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 01:13 AM (w6EFb)

277 Evening all,

We have a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-19
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 11, 2026
Launch Time: 10:26 a.m. EDT (14:26 UTC, 16:26 CEST)

https://youtu.be/x6FNFhI98xw

Posted by: Joyenz at August 11, 2026 01:15 AM (2F0/Y)

278 Rollerderby girls called it a hit in the tickets.
She should receive a bonus for every bad hit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 01:15 AM (Pee1E)

279 It won't have a bathroom either, but its kinda rural around here, so stepping outside to pee isn't a problem. Key word is outside. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Clarification: Bro's friend's bucket was only for pee, and in coldest weather... The backyard was spacious and private enough for *summertime use* and all #2 would be done in the house. The house was not far from the garage, but was detached from it.

If I had a setup like that, would put in a partition and have a chemical toilet (like old camp trailer) for "just in case" situations.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

280 Trump on Midterms: We have jihadists being elected all over the place. These are people who have been failures who come from other countries that are not great. They’re not smart.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 01:12 AM (Pee1E)

We cannot spare this man. He fights. I despair of any GOP without him.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:18 AM (vE0+H)

281 Timely ONT! I just had Claude Code plan a road trip for my family of eight down from Portland to Yosemite and Mammoth, with lots of stops to see redwoods. It did pretty well. The second week my oldest son and I are planning to hike from Onion Valley to Whitney while everyone else does fun stuff around Mammoth.

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 01:23 AM (rcENI)

282 Crawling back in briefly. Bet you didn't even notice I was gone, didja? That's my ninja skill. Invisibility.

Mt Rushmore, the early days
https://bit.ly/mt-rushmore-b4

Posted by: mindful webworker - back again for the first time on any stage at August 11, 2026 01:24 AM (9wnX8)

283 Trump on Midterms: We have jihadists being elected all over the place. These are people who have been failures who come from other countries that are not great. They’re not smart.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 01:12 AM (Pee1E)

Love Trump but don't think he's real in touch with the youths today.

Was listening to podcast that scared me.

Seems the DSA is making real inroads with today's youths.

Giving them activities and meetings that lead to a sense of purpose.

This is a well funded and organized effort.

There is no comparable organized effort like this on the Right.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 01:25 AM (BeyMP)

284 Time to see if I can find sleep. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2026 01:25 AM (CHHv1)

285 I have this sneaking sensation the ancient lecture on toxic masculinity is helping soften the "scariest" parts of the jihadist while simultaneously informing everyone that he played football like a true Tom Cruise all-American.

I can't help knowing when I'm being played. Or being set up. At some point I promise I will drop it and just watch it play out. Hell, either he will win or lose, right? And it's already a D seat.

But this trajectory is strongly pointing toward another midwest jihadist win. And I think the terrorist victory is critical for the next phase of the DNC "rebirth", and therefore it is not being left to chance.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:26 AM (vE0+H)

286
Consider some little ants, flatlanders they're sometimes called, living on the surface of 2 sphere. They've learned Euclidean geometry. They think they live on a flat plane, because they are so small relative to the radius.

If they started making local measurements over long enough spans, they would start noticing some crazy things. They would find the circumference of a circle was *less* than 2pi*r, and the area of that circle was *more* than pi*r^2. They would find that the sum of the angles of a triangle was *more* than 180 degrees.

And, if they started walking in opposite directions at right angles to each other, they find they eventually met each other again. Their straight line paths converge (at the antipode of their starting point).

They would think that was impossible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

287 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

The hardest parts of these for me has been trying to imagine I'm an ant that knows geometry. But I have enjoyed them.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 01:29 AM (vE0+H)

288 286 publius

In college the best poem I wrote was about how if you try measuring galactic-scale triangles, you might prove that the universe is elliptic or hyperbolic---crooked, you might say---but measurement error means you can never prove it is Euclidean. I should try to find that again. . . .

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 01:30 AM (rcENI)

289 Just turned TV on in the hotel Die Hard is on. Not too shabby end of night.

Posted by: scampydog at August 11, 2026 01:33 AM (PqBGS)

290 Gotta make my midnight snack popcorn with the Earth Balance these two weeks. :-(

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 01:33 AM (rcENI)

291 Today's GOP Senate is amongst the pathetically weak power to power ratio.

Thune a willing cuck.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 01:38 AM (BeyMP)

292 Sidebar comment: 'lawn jockey'. Heh. That could apply to Obama also.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 01:40 AM (sAmhv)

293
Now, that business of the ants on the sphere is with positive Gaussian curvature. What about negative curvature. Well with that, over a region of interest with negative curvature everywhere, the circumference of a circle would be greater than 2pi*r, the area would be less than pi*r^2, and triangles would sum to less than 180 degrees. This is the exact opposite of positive curvature.

Now, just a sphere is maximally symmetric surface of positive curvature, how about the inverse, a surface of constant negative curvature? That's dubbed the hyperbolic plane (you can see some things look like hyperbolae there).

That's a bitch. Turns out there is no way to *smoothly* embed such a thing in 3D. You can if allow some "edges" (curvature singularities), there some tractrix curve you can make a surface of revolution out of, but it will have a cusp.

Turns out you need a 6-dimensional space to smoothly embed this. It might be possible to do it in 5 or even 4 dimensions, but they haven't figured that out yet. But a 6D embedding is known.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

294 There is no comparable organized effort like this on the Right.
Posted by: LTG



Well, there was, but Charlie Kirk was murdered by the Left and here we are.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 01:43 AM (sAmhv)

295 Sometimes I can read the comments of Publius and other geniuses on here and actually have some slight comprehension of what's being discussed.

Tonight, though, my brain just couldn't get through reading some of the comments. But, then, weren't some of them sorta like that forbidden topic of (gasp) math?

Posted by: mindful webworker - brain brain what is brain? at August 11, 2026 01:48 AM (9wnX8)

296 I am grateful that my nine-years-older brother (RIP) gave me a copy of Flatland when I was eleven. One of the best things he ever did for me. My other brother just beat me up.

I'm not entirely incapable of thinking fourth dimensionally. As Doc Brown might say.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 4x4x4x4 tic-tac-toe game on a Shack Model I once upon a time at August 11, 2026 01:52 AM (9wnX8)

297 >> I wrote was about how if you try measuring galactic-scale triangles, you might prove that the universe is elliptic or hyperbolic

A little caution about "space" in General Relativity, hell just SR too. The notion of space is purely *coordinate dependent*. One man's space is another man's time. This, is well, somewhat difficult to wrap your head around at first blush. :-)

Now, cosmologists like to use a preferred reference frame for the FLRW spacetimes, dubbed the comoving coordinates. This has a natural reason, but they tend to forget it's just an arbitrary choice.

GR and the curvature is about *spacetime*, space and time together in a 4D (psuedo-) Riemannian structure.

On the one, those 4D are 1 dimension of time and 3 dimensions of space, but they get mixed up as a matter of coordinate choice.

So whether "space" is flat, open hyperbolic, or closed "elliptical" is a coordinate question. Is does correspond to an actual invariant, though, and that is the critical density.

But in other choices of coordinates, space would be different.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 01:53 AM (w6EFb)

298 Well, there was, but Charlie Kirk was murdered by the Left and here we are.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 11, 2026 01:43 AM

There was no answer from "The Right."

Despite all the boastful "we have all the guns."

The violence comes almost exclusively from the Left.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 01:54 AM (BeyMP)

299 I hadn’t realized Do Carmo, the author of Differential Geometry of Curves and Surfaces had passed away in 2018. We are all getting older, day by day.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 01:56 AM (gxRWI)

300 The invariants involve spacetime. You can’t use spacetime and time separately, except in a very artificial way.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 01:58 AM (gxRWI)

301 Sorry that was supposed to be space and time separately. That was auto cucumber: I got it trying to change space into spacetime just now.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:00 AM (gxRWI)

302 Top Pic-

My daddy had one of them

Called a hernia

Posted by: Miklos tries to be more careful these days, sometimes at August 11, 2026 02:01 AM (XOG/m)

303 Mgid is hiding on the page

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 02:01 AM (Ia/+0)

304 I just realized that now-today (Aug 11) is the anniversary of that oldest brother's birth. He would have been 83. Gone ten years ago. Sometimes I miss the old curmudgeon.


Preparing for surgery on Friday. Diet recommendations. Some prescription proscriptions. Packing a hospital bag. Adjusting my sleep schedule since it will probably be an early-morning appointment. Prepping myself mentally.

All so the Doc can tuck my guts back in place with a little mesh fence. You know that thing of an old pot-bellied man on the beach, sucking his gut in when the pretty young thing in the bikini walks by? Yeah, that doesn't work for me.


Sorry if that's TMI. I probably won't be around much this weekend.

https://youtu.be/ZSLAiEEm_Dg

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - health is our greatest wealth at August 11, 2026 02:02 AM (9wnX8)

305 I got it trying to change space into spacetime just now.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Jump back, Jack

See ya later, alligator

Posted by: Miklos does the Time Warp again at August 11, 2026 02:02 AM (XOG/m)

306 The murder of Charlie Kirk should have led to a furious backlash.

The fact that it didn't shows exactly how far down the humanist rabbit hole we have gone.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 02:02 AM (BeyMP)

307 The Left think violence is knob they can adjust smoothly. For the Right, it’s a switch, one way or the other. For the sake of the nation, we will bear a lot before throwing that switch, but there are limits!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:04 AM (gxRWI)

308 Love Trump but don't think he's real in touch with the youths today.

Was listening to podcast that scared me.

Seems the DSA is making real inroads with today's youths.

Giving them activities and meetings that lead to a sense of purpose.

This is a well funded and organized effort.

There is no comparable organized effort like this on the Right.
Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 01:25 AM (BeyMP)

And just how would you propose to present that to the yutes? They are pre-programmed to be idiots. So were we. They will not listen to reason, only "reasons." They need to "rebel" against that which works, because, reasons.

Conservative thought and posture usually comes as a result of experience, and logical thought. The yutes have neither. You are just an old idiot, so far as they think, and nothing you do or say will move them.

Luckily, they are a minority of voters, since their mothers overwhelmingly aborted them. They are survivors, but they don't acknowledge that. It will come to them in time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 02:06 AM (5JJx4)

309 He would have been 83. Gone ten years ago. Sometimes I miss the old curmudgeon.





73 is rather youthful for full glorious curmudgeonhood.

I am looking forward to Black Belt status and a World Champion belt

Posted by: Miklos at the Shaolin Monastery of Irascible Discipline at August 11, 2026 02:06 AM (XOG/m)

310 297 publius

I guess it is hard to talk about SSS congruent triangles when length is relative, lol.

But still, if the universe is Euclidean, shouldn't triangles be observed as 180 degrees from any reference frame?

Is critical density actually related to non-Euclidean geometry? Or just another interesting open question where we can't yet tell?

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 02:07 AM (rcENI)

311 Prayers for you mindful webworker, been there, done that. Good luck, and a faster than expected recovery (mine wasn’t).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:07 AM (gxRWI)

312 This idea of the Right just waiting to throw the violence switch is kind of laughable at this point.

I mean, what are you waiting for?

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 02:09 AM (BeyMP)

313 Most of what you hear from media, any media, is psyops from the Left. Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:10 AM (gxRWI)

314 Turns out you need a 6-dimensional space to smoothly embed this. It might be possible to do it in 5 or even 4 dimensions, but they haven't figured that out yet. But a 6D embedding is known.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Some of Darleen's girl talk is starting to make sense

Posted by: Lifelong learner Miklos at August 11, 2026 02:10 AM (XOG/m)

315 We’re waiting for a true civil war, like the Spanish had, and trying desperately to avoid it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:12 AM (gxRWI)

316 >> Is critical density actually related to non-Euclidean geometry?

This gets well beyond my own ability here. Critical density (ignoring a cosmological constant/dark energy) is basically about whether the universe will expand forever or stop and the contract, falling back on itself in a Big Crunch. The critical density would be just when, well it's like when a radial speed was exactly equal to escape velocity. You would "stop" at infinity. Greater than escape, you're still moving at infinity. Less than escape velocity, and you stop and start falling back in finite time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 02:13 AM (w6EFb)

317 It's about time
It's about space
It's about physics
Farting in your face

Posted by: Miklos merrily sang that in the schoolyard at August 11, 2026 02:14 AM (XOG/m)

318 Damn. Hubby fell again tonight, while transferring from wheelchair to bed after dinner.

He's okay, they say. No trip to hospital.

I've felt crappy all day, and was snoozing when nursing home called... didn't feel well enough to go there. (and of course, feel *guilty* for not going!) Ugh.

Poor hubby.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)

319 I am going to bed, may the Lord bless you and keep you and make His face to shine upon you.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 02:14 AM (gxRWI)

320 Key word is outside. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Sorry ladies

"outdoor plumbing" does have it's advantages

Posted by: Associate Justice ketanji Miklos-Jackson-Browne at August 11, 2026 02:16 AM (XOG/m)

321 Giant Forest, Sequoia National Park - July 1935. No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.
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Because they could?

Looks like a blast.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 11, 2026 02:16 AM (4Qj8V)

322 Poor hubby.
Posted by: JQ

He did marry the best girl though, so also very lucky

Posted by: Positively Miklos at August 11, 2026 02:18 AM (XOG/m)

323 Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
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You do what you can do. You need to first get better before you devote yourself to others.

Glad nothing serious happened.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 11, 2026 02:19 AM (8schn)

324
Now, spacetime, even flat spacetime (Minkowski spacetime) is non-Euclidean from the get-go.

The "distance" in spacetime is non-positive definite. They don't even call it "distance" for this reason, but use the "separation" or the "interval".

In positive definite land, the notion of distance is always positive (or zero). It's the old Pythagorean sum of squares thing.

Now, the interval in spacetime is the *difference* of the squares of space and the square of time. The interval can be *negative*, as well as positive or zero. Which one is positive and which is negative is a matter of choice. I prefer the positive timelike convention, but the positive spacelike is very convenient in some cases.

If the seperation is positive, it is "timelike" meaning conceivable the two events could occur at the same plane at different times. If negative, it's "spacelike" meaning form some observer the events would occur at different places at the same time.

If zero, it's null or lightlike, meaning the events lie on the path light would travel.

There is no "real" geometry you can imagine where distance can be negative. That's were the "pseudo-" on Riemannian comes from.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 02:19 AM (w6EFb)

325 America has become the longest ongoing civil war.

The domestic Left against it's legacy.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 02:21 AM (BeyMP)

326 I think the photographer wanted those riders on horses in the picture to illustrate *scale*--

That Sequoia is MASSIVE!

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

327 This idea of the Right just waiting to throw the violence switch is kind of laughable at this point.

I mean, what are you waiting for?
Posted by: LTG

Tone it down a wee bit

*refers to Guidance Update 39.67.1k*

Posted by: Bob from NSA sent this over to the FBI/SPLC at August 11, 2026 02:22 AM (XOG/m)

328 That Sequoia is MASSIVE!
Posted by: JQ

It is, how you say, impressive in it's own way

Posted by: the Paolo at August 11, 2026 02:23 AM (XOG/m)

329 Turns out you need a 6-dimensional space to smoothly embed this. It might be possible to do it in 5 or even 4 dimensions, but they haven't figured that out yet. But a 6D embedding is known.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Some of Darleen's girl talk is starting to make sense
Posted by: Lifelong learner Miklos at August 11, 2026 02:10
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Wondering if publius and Darleen are doing edibles or smoking some really good weed?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 11, 2026 02:24 AM (4Qj8V)

330
That difference of squares things explains the Twin paradox nicely. In positive definite, sum of squares flatland, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Any other path will be longer.

In difference of squares, Minkowski flatland, a straight line is the *longest distance* between two points (events). All other timelike paths are shorter.

Hence, the inertial path also has the longest proper time. Any accelerated path will accumulate less proper time. Your twin, who must accelerate to get back to you, will always be younger.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 02:24 AM (w6EFb)

331 Anyone here ever read Dostoevsky's The Possessed aka The Demons? Somewhere twenty-five years ago I read a great introduction about how the book shows an older generation, the "liberals", nurturing but unable to control a younger generation, the socialists/anarchists/nihilists. Sound familiar? Of course a few decades later came the Bolshevik Revolution. I would like to re-read it today with the Pevear/Volokhonsky translation. My old Signet Classics copy doesn't have an introduction at all, so I don't know where I read that.

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 02:24 AM (rcENI)

332 Finally legally filed to collect my grandbaby from his awful mother. No idea what the outcome of this will be, but it's worth a try. No reason to leave that child in the hands of a horrid miserable useless idiot. My son will hopefully have full custody, and that's when the silliness begins. I suspect I will be full time gramma. Nothing wrong with that. But it is a life choice, and not one I had planned on.

My gramma did it with my cousins. No reason I can't do that with grandbaby of mine.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 02:29 AM (5JJx4)

333 Wondering if publius and Darleen are doing edibles or smoking some really good weed?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take

I have never let Darleen within many country miles of Publius and/or Miley.

That girl is a born and full-grown homewrecker.

You should see how many extra cinder blocks the trailer house needs, because the lunar gravities affect her eating and weight gain cycles.

Moon Pies seem consistent, they should sell those in packs of 28

Posted by: Miklos deals with reality mainly at August 11, 2026 02:31 AM (XOG/m)

334 330 Your twin, who must accelerate to get back to you, will always be younger.

I don't think I've ever understood the answers to the Twin Paradox. Aren't either of you accelerating, relative to the other? OTOH acceleration is something you can feel, so maybe it isn't relative after all?

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 02:33 AM (rcENI)

335 frammish, today's DSA is explicitly Moaist.

Cultural Revolution done right this time.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 02:33 AM (BeyMP)

336 I had lunch with hubby today, as usual. Felt so-so, but it's important to see him! (I'm feeling yucky due to the forest fire smoke-- dry throat and sinuses, headache... yada yada, not any disease AFAIK)

Anyway, it's Garbage Day... and cans had been picked up by the time I got home. Of course, my silly old Cat decided to decapitate a rat on the patio doormat *after* trash pick up. Grrrr... so had to bag it up & take to nearest gas station because it's so damned hot these days, and I don't want to smell that rotting carcass all week!

It's all I could do before crashing in the recliner this afternoon...

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 02:35 AM (rdVOm)

337 Okay, for a final Big Bong hit: We're all moving through spacetime at the speed of light. (this is a tautology, really, but it sounds Wild, Man). Sitting here stationary relative to yourself, you're fixed in space, but moving through time at the speed of light.

Now, if someone gets moving relative to you, and moving really fast, his spacetime speed must be constant, so his motion through time must slow down. You think is clock is ticking slow. From his POV, however, it's your clock that is ticking slow (and your rulers are short).

Feynman liked to explain things this way.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 02:36 AM (w6EFb)

338
And just how would you propose to present that to the yutes? They are pre-programmed to be idiots. So were we. They will not listen to reason, only "reasons." They need to "rebel" against that which works, because, reasons.

Conservative thought and posture usually comes as a result of experience, and logical thought. The yutes have neither. You are just an old idiot, so far as they think, and nothing you do or say will move them.

Luckily, they are a minority of voters, since their mothers overwhelmingly aborted them. They are survivors, but they don't acknowledge that. It will come to them in time.
Posted by: tcn in AK

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When the socialist programs inevitably fail, the gang that succeeds us 29-year-olds -- I think I see them forming on forums like Free Press and thinkers like Batya Ungar-Sargon -- will have to be ready to move in IMMEDIATELY and say "ARE YOU READY TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT? Like Common Fucking Sense? Like our way?"

They have to be ready.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2026 02:37 AM (mmrXZ)

339 My gramma did it with my cousins. No reason I can't do that with grandbaby of mine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 02:29

God bless you tcn. Not what you signed up for but you are stepping up. Good for you, well and the grandbaby. Best wishes.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 11, 2026 02:37 AM (4Qj8V)

340 335 today's DSA is explicitly Moaist.

Can you tell me more about this? It's not like we have oppressed factory workers *or* agricultural peasants.

OTOH I agree that many things in the last ten years have reminded me of nothing so much as the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 02:37 AM (rcENI)

341 >> OTOH acceleration is something you can feel, so maybe it isn't relative after all?

Bingo! Acceleration, *real* acceleration is an invariant. This is known as proper acceleration. This is different from coordinate acceleration. When you're really accelerating, you "feel a force", an inertial force. G force.

When you're in free fall, you feel no force. Until you hit the ground. You're not really accelerating in gravity, it's because your geodesics are curved.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 02:39 AM (w6EFb)

342 Giant Forest, Sequoia National Park - July 1935. No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.

#1 - It's a good size comparison so you can actually get a feel for how huge Sequoias are.

#2 - Who doesn't want to ride a horse on top of a huge log?

#3 - Even the horses loved it. It's not often they get to walk on tree trunks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 02:44 AM (6ydKt)

343 Now, if someone gets moving relative to you, and moving really fast,
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Are we talking First, Second, Or Third cousins, and how many times Removed (if applicable)?

Posted by: Miklos asking for a cousin-friend at August 11, 2026 02:44 AM (XOG/m)

344 The DSA in it's "intellectual roots" is explicitly Moaist.

It looks to China, not Russia for its organizing principle.

Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 02:44 AM (BeyMP)

345 >> Are we talking First, Second, Or Third cousins, and how many times Removed (if applicable)?

It's Triple Second cousins.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 02:46 AM (w6EFb)

346 Feynman liked to explain things this way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 02:36

OK fess up, did you do the chocolates or the orange gummies?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 11, 2026 02:47 AM (4Qj8V)

347 Tcn-- good luck! I hope your petition is granted. Baby needs a stable home.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 02:47 AM (rdVOm)

348 Dixie Bottling Works on Lee Street in Bristol, Virginia (the town that straddles the Tennessee and Virginia state line) - 1915

Have not been to Bristol, but I did come close when visiting Johnson City, TN which is part of the Tri-Cities area there (the other city being Kingsport, TN).

I liked that part of the country a lot.
Very beautiful, if you like hills and mountains and good people.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 02:48 AM (6ydKt)

349 It's Triple Second cousins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

So okay then

Posted by: Darleen, Marleen and Charleen support this massage at August 11, 2026 02:48 AM (XOG/m)

350 Dixie Bottling Works on Lee Street in Bristol, Virginia


Fine.

Pfft

I bought many a case of Dixie longneck bottles at the Dixie Brewery on Tulane Avenue in New Orleans.

The cool thing was, that they were a bit slow to get those cases together, but there was free beer at a tap at the loading dock while you waited.

We always figured the guy whose only job was to man the free beer tap musta had some connection in the Union.

Posted by: Miklos learned to hope for slow at August 11, 2026 02:58 AM (XOG/m)

351 > I tried to watch it, yet I couldn't long endure the absurd DEI casting.

Of course black women were so pivotal in the upper class late 1880s New York.
Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 12:37 AM (BeyMP)

What? The primary black character is a private secretary -- a servant (note that she lives in the servant's quarters). I can assure you that being a secretary didn't make you "upper class" at the time.

Her father is a successful drug store owner (in the black part of town), but he certainly doesn't have Russell, Van Rijn, or Astor money. Running a drug store didn't make you "upper class", either.

I thought the portrayal of the black characters was refreshingly realistic. No DEI noted.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 03:00 AM (IG3/x)

352 Feynman liked to explain things this way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 02:36

OK fess up, did you do the chocolates or the orange gummies?
Posted by: Farmer

Any theory, no matter how elegant, must be tested against reality.

Posted by: Miklos and Feynman smoke weed and try Von Neumann on the Ouija Board at August 11, 2026 03:01 AM (XOG/m)

353 >> OTOH acceleration is something you can feel, so maybe it isn't relative after all?

If you want to really blow your mind, see Bell's Spaceship Paradox, also known as the Rocket and Rope Paradox.

That will get you into the nitty gritty of coordinate vs proper acceleration, and also of whether Lorentz contraction is "real" or just a coordinate artifact. Also, about the nature of something you might dub a "uniform gravitational field". BTW, such a thing cannot really exist in Einstein gravity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 03:01 AM (w6EFb)

354 You're not really accelerating in gravity, it's because your geodesics are curved.[/]

Oh I never thought about that. In free fall you *are* accelerating, right? GM/r^2? But you don't feel it?

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 03:02 AM (rcENI)

355 oops

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 03:04 AM (rcENI)

356 Good luck on the surgery, mindful, and good luck in court, tcn.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 03:04 AM (IG3/x)

357 >> Oh I never thought about that. In free fall you *are* accelerating, right? GM/r^2? But you don't feel it?

In free fall you are following your geodesic in curved spacetime. Your proper acceleration is zero. Relative to the ground (which has non-zero proper acceleration), you have coordinate accleration.

Sitting still here on the ground in Erf's gravitational field, your proper acceleration is 1g, pointing up. :-)

The Equivalence Principle is all about this. Let's go back to pure Newton. You are in a big spaceship, accelerating at 1g in free space, far away from any gravitational field.

Now, what do things look like to you in your accelerating reference frame. If you drop something, what happens?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 03:07 AM (w6EFb)

358 I always wondered how *32ft/sec/sec* was decided upon, as "C", acceleration?

But maybe I should be afraid (very afraid!) to ask...

Probably too elementary for the brainiacs here.

No offense intended! You all just carry on, and I'll read until I go cross-eyed. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm)

359 344 The DSA in it's "intellectual roots" is explicitly Moaist.

It looks to China, not Russia for its organizing principle.
Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 02:44 AM (BeyMP)

SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: CPC, June 1966 at August 11, 2026 03:11 AM (ukytI)

360 *acceleration due to gravity* Ugh...

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 03:11 AM (rdVOm)

361 > 358 I always wondered how *32ft/sec/sec* was decided upon, as "C", acceleration?


That's g. The speed of light is c.

It wasn't decided on. It's a measured value.

If you drop something (in the absence of air resistance) it will be traveling at 32 feet/second after the first second, 64 feet/second after the second second...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 03:11 AM (IG3/x)

362 Some one should remind me to vote in the Very Special republican primary thing later today.

I voted earlier specifically to vote against Miss Lindsey (he might be alive if term limits were a law), and will vote against both his sister and Alan Wilson (son of my long-time congressman Addison "Joe" Wilson).

No family political dynasties.

Posted by: Active Two cents Worth Citizen Miklos at August 11, 2026 03:12 AM (XOG/m)

363 317 It's about time
It's about space
It's about physics
Farting in your face
Posted by: Miklos merrily sang that in the schoolyard at August 11, 2026 02:14 AM (XOG/m)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at August 11, 2026 03:13 AM (ukytI)

364 Okay, my snack has kicked in enough to make my glucose alarm STFU.

Back to bed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2026 03:13 AM (IG3/x)

365 If you drop something (in the absence of air resistance) it will be traveling at 32 feet/second after the first second, 64 feet/second after the second second...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Thanks. I knew I'd forgotten *something* about all that..

Been 50 years since I sat in that kollidge classroom and never used the info in any "career" since then.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)

366 The Equivalence Principle is all about this. Thanks publius! I think I need to do some research & thinking. I'll let you know if something clicks. It is a lot of fun trying to answer these things that have bugged me for decades. Alas, I should have gone to bed two hours ago.

We have multiple teenagers now, but it still needs like I need a couple hours of peace and quiet before I go to bed. Any advice on that?

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 03:14 AM (rcENI)

367
The symbol 'c' for the speed of light comes from Latin "celeritas", meaning "swiftness". That's also the root of "acceleration", "ad + celer(something verb form), meaning to speed up, to hasten.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 03:14 AM (w6EFb)

368 362 Some one should remind me to vote in the Very Special republican primary thing later today.

I voted earlier specifically to vote against Miss Lindsey (he might be alive if term limits were a law), and will vote against both his sister and Alan Wilson (son of my long-time congressman Addison "Joe" Wilson).

No family political dynasties.
Posted by: Active Two cents Worth Citizen Miklos at August 11, 2026 03:12 AM (XOG/m)

No political dynasties, no offices passed down through families, and NO TERM LIMITS.

We need to quit using cop-outs of our civic responsibilities. Term limits are a lazy solution by the lazy, for the lazy, which winds up making people MORE lazy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 03:15 AM (ukytI)

369 Cool. Thanks, publius!

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)

370 No family political dynasties.

Posted by: Active Two cents Worth Citizen Miklos at August 11, 2026 03:12 AM (XOG/m)

I agree.
But I think it'll be between Darlene, Wilson and Ralph Norman.

Sanford doesn't have a chance.
I doubt he'll do well even in his home base down here in the Lowcountry.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:16 AM (6ydKt)

371
YEp, light is pretty damned swift all right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 03:17 AM (w6EFb)

372 306 The murder of Charlie Kirk should have led to a furious backlash.

The fact that it didn't shows exactly how far down the humanist rabbit hole we have gone.
Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 02:02 AM (BeyMP

We Trust The System is what that means.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 03:17 AM (ukytI)

373 We need to quit using cop-outs of our civic responsibilities. Term limits are a lazy solution by the lazy, for the lazy, which winds up making people MORE lazy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 03:15 AM (ukytI)

Some truth there but presidents have been term limited for eighty years. No reason congress shouldn't get the same treatment, except that they'd never vote for a limit to their own grift.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:18 AM (6ydKt)

374 SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: CPC, June 1966

They should prove themselves by swimming the Yangtze River like the Great Leader.

https://tinyurl.com/45evan5d

Posted by: Miklos, emulating Lei Feng at August 11, 2026 03:20 AM (XOG/m)

375 >> Any advice on that?

Not a clue on that. :-)

In that Equivalence Principle thought experiment, what is the rate things "fall" when you drop them in your accelerating rocket. The feather and the rock "fall" at the same rate, don't they?

See the fictitious forces of non-inertial reference frames. Gravity acts just like that (over small distances where tidal gradients are negligible).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 03:22 AM (w6EFb)

376 ad + celer(something verb form)

Oh I can explain something to you for a change!

Every -tion ending is from a Latin -tum (perfect passive participle). AFAICT always via French.

But the coolest thing about Latin IMO is their future passive participle, meaning "needing to be". For example "Amanda" is "She who must be loved," and "reverend" is "he who must be revered." I've wished we had this in English many times, and sometimes I just make up words based on it. "Let me spend some time on the code refactorandum."

Posted by: frammish at August 11, 2026 03:22 AM (rcENI)

377 Sanford doesn't have a chance.
I doubt he'll do well even in his home base down here in the Lowcountry.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I like Norman over Fry, although Fry seems good too

But Ralph has that relatable curmudgeon aspect

Posted by: Miklos, also thinking Ralph is a fine name for a Senator at August 11, 2026 03:23 AM (XOG/m)

378 >>>Any theory, no matter how elegant, must be tested against reality.

Posted by: Miklos and Feynman smoke weed and try Von Neumann on the Ouija Board

>Show me one practical application of all of this math and discussion of multiple dimensions.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 03:23 AM (iySPJ)

379
BTW, the speed of light, c, is now defined, not measured. The meter is defined in terms of how far light travels in a given time.

Also, the kilogram is no longer defined as that "hunk of metal in Paris". Planck's constant is now defined, not measured, and knowing c, and h, the kilogram is now derived. It was only recently that the technology to do that became practical. See the "Watt balance".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 03:25 AM (w6EFb)

380 In that Equivalence Principle thought experiment, what is the rate things "fall" when you drop them in your accelerating rocket.




I hear the Italians want to experiment by dropping shithole migrants of varying weights from that mis-engineered tower in Pisa.

Posted by: Miklos also leans a bit, depending on perspective at August 11, 2026 03:26 AM (XOG/m)

381 Love Trump but don't think he's real in touch with the youths today.

Was listening to podcast that scared me.

Seems the DSA is making real inroads with today's youths.

Giving them activities and meetings that lead to a sense of purpose.

This is a well funded and organized effort.

There is no comparable organized effort like this on the Right.
Posted by: LTG at August 11, 2026 01:25 AM (BeyMP)

I refuse to be complacent, but…the young don’t vote.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 03:27 AM (ukytI)

382
They should prove themselves by swimming the Yangtze River like the Great Leader.

https://tinyurl.com/45evan5d
Posted by: Miklos, emulating Lei Feng at August 11, 2026 03:20 AM (XOG/m)

Many did, in fact, back then.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 03:28 AM (ukytI)

383 They have renamed Charleston AFB to Joint Base Lindsey Graham.

Only took them a month.
They even remade the sign out front.

See? government can work quickly when it feels a need to.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:28 AM (6ydKt)

384 Been up for hours, but time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 03:33 AM (Ia/+0)

385
Some truth there but presidents have been term limited for eighty years. No reason congress shouldn't get the same treatment, except that they'd never vote for a limit to their own grift.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:18 AM (6ydKt)

What will happen is this:

Voter participation will drop to near zero in the time before the term limit kicks in. “My Congresscritter is a bum but I am just going to wait until he is term limited out.”

I watched this play out in San Antonio when the city council got term limits.

You mention the presidency. I’d have the 22nd Amendment repealed if I were king for a day.

No term limits. You want better government? Go out and get it. Quit being lazy, and quit trying to make everyone else lazy. Being lazy is how we got here. The cure is not being more lazy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 03:33 AM (ukytI)

386 383 They have renamed Charleston AFB to Joint Base Lindsey Graham.

Only took them a month.
They even remade the sign out front.

See? government can work quickly when it feels a need to.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:28 AM (6ydKt)

What?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 03:34 AM (ukytI)

387 What?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 11, 2026 03:34 AM (ukytI)

Hard to believe, I know.


As for term limits, they could make it more interesting by making the limits apply only to consecutive terms.

Limit to six consecutive terms for reps and two consecutive terms for senators. That way voters can bring back a favorite crook after he/she has a one term time-out after twelve years in office.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:42 AM (6ydKt)

388 >> Every -tion ending is from a Latin -tum (perfect passive participle).

Interesting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 03:47 AM (w6EFb)

389 And another thing

Representatives, Senators, and all Federal employees should lose their special pension and healthcare programs.

Medicare and Social Security like everybody else.

Posted by: Miklos in best Andy Rooney voice (but without the Brezhnev eyebrows) at August 11, 2026 03:49 AM (XOG/m)

390 Every -tion ending is from a Latin -tum (perfect passive participle).



Quid est Demonstratum

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at August 11, 2026 03:51 AM (XOG/m)

391 Representatives, Senators, and all Federal employees should lose their special pension and healthcare programs.

Medicare and Social Security like everybody else.

Posted by: Miklos
---------

I whole-heartedly agree!

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 03:54 AM (rdVOm)

392 Medicare and Social Security like everybody else.

Posted by: Miklos in best Andy Rooney voice (but without the Brezhnev eyebrows) at August 11, 2026 03:49 AM (XOG/m)

If only we could get a majority of 535 people to vote against their own self-interest.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 03:55 AM (6ydKt)

393 It's fun to think that when Publius was gettin' learnt on physics, astronomy and stuff, my brain was hearing Latin and Medieval History and other stuff.

Takes all kinds, I reckon'

Posted by: Modestly Edumacated Miklos at August 11, 2026 03:56 AM (XOG/m)

394 >> Takes all kinds, I reckon'

Indeed, all kinds to make a world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 03:57 AM (w6EFb)

395 I whole-heartedly agree!
Posted by: JQ

ROUND FOR THE HOUSE

ON THE HOUSE

Posted by: Easily manipulated Late Night Miklos at August 11, 2026 03:58 AM (XOG/m)

396 >>If only we could get a majority of 535 people to vote against their own self-interest.

If only we had a *system of checks and balances* or, you know, a couple of other "co-equal" branches of gubmint, to slap them down...

Oh, wait. It doesn't really work THAT way, does it?

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 03:59 AM (rdVOm)

397 Dang, I'm rummy and haven't even had any adult beverages tonight... ugh.

Good night, horde.

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 04:00 AM (rdVOm)

398 I like science, especially concepts and discoveries.

When it get to physics and the other math-centered sciences my brain feezes up and all I see is Arabic numerals and Greek letters.

I do admire the human abacuses among us, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:01 AM (6ydKt)

399 You know, if you want to feel like you're current with what's going on in pop music right now, but you don't want to actually listen to it, 13-17 minutes of Rick Beato breaking down the top songs on Spotify is a good proxy. The title is clickbait, there are several that sound like real songs:

Why Does Spotify Top 10 All Sound Like AI?
Spotify Top Ten, August 8, 2026
https://youtu.be/YNnvWLQlQM0

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 04:02 AM (Sy6m/)

400 Oh, wait. It doesn't really work THAT way, does it?

Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2026 03:59 AM (rdVOm)

It all works great, theoretically.


... and then the politicians and bureaucrats get involved.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:02 AM (6ydKt)

401 I like what Milei is proposing down in Argentina.

If the politicians and bureaucrats can't balance the budget then the politicians and bureaucrats don't get paid a salary until they do.

Nothing like hitting them where it hurts to narrow the focus.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 11, 2026 04:07 AM (6ydKt)

402 Anyone still up- a prayer request
There's a bad house fire several blocks from us- we're in no danger- but prayers for the owners and the VFD would be appreciated. We heard units come in from the closest towns and they seem to be getting it under control, but from what we can see from the back yard it looks like a near total loss.
Thanks.

Posted by: sal at August 11, 2026 04:12 AM (f+FmA)

403 House fires can be devastating

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:20 AM (Ia/+0)

404 NOT FOUND

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:25 AM (odBC9)

405 402 Anyone still up- a prayer request
There's a bad house fire several blocks from us- we're in no danger- but prayers for the owners and the VFD would be appreciated. We heard units come in from the closest towns and they seem to be getting it under control, but from what we can see from the back yard it looks like a near total loss.
Thanks.
Posted by: sal at August 11, 2026 04:12 AM (f+FmA)

Prayers up, sal.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:26 AM (odBC9)

406 I like science, especially concepts and discoveries.



This is why I became an economist.

The truth is, economics is common sense in general action. The market can be compared to some aspects of physics, in which there is order within apparent randomness.

But try to tell the Ph.D. economist kids that.

Posted by: Dismally scientific Miklos at August 11, 2026 04:29 AM (XOG/m)

407 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

408 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

409 @sweden streetcar name is the earliest known Biden expression

Posted by: paulnjax at August 11, 2026 07:28 AM (PPnyU)

410 When a human is first developing, it starts as a single cell. Eventually, it's a ball of cells. The first "physical feature" to develop is a single indentation, or pore, on that ball of cells.

Eventually, that pore extends through the embryo and becomes the alimentary canal.

But that first indentation is not the entrance; it's the exit.

So, before any of us were anything else, we were all just an asshole.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2026 12:41 AM (VHUov)

Some of us never endeavor to move beyond that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 07:52 AM (dK+Kv)

Monday Night Cafe

skocjancaves.png
Skocjan Caves, Slovenia

Little donkey has the zoomies. The horse is unimpressed.

Baby bat peak-a-boo.

Puppy shakes hand, emphatically!

Mystery pop-tent.

Wearable food.

Polar bear is out of control.

39 doggo pool party.

Reuniting a rescued donkey with his mom.

Elephants rush to meet the new rescue elephants.

1940s New York, colorized.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 not even

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 10, 2026 07:30 PM (wxsGM)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 07:30 PM (lwMpu)

3 caught ya nappin'?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 10, 2026 07:30 PM (wxsGM)

4 Good evening everyone

If Midg allows me

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Nooded, and good night, all.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 10, 2026 07:31 PM (NcvvS)

6 Its like winning the Tour de France on a Schwinn Varsity!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 10, 2026 07:32 PM (wxsGM)

7 >>>Mystery pop-tent.

The term is pup tent.

*points at ace and does a Nelson laugh*

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 10, 2026 07:35 PM (syz1S)

8 Bats! We haz bats!!!!! Again! O frabjous day!!!!!!!

Thank you, Ace! You are the best!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

9 Re: Sports Illustrated from the last thread, one time George Plimpton wrote an article about an MLB pitcher named Sid (Siddhartha) something or other that pitched with a heavy boot on one foot. He was really, really good.

The whole article was an April Fools joke. People bit.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 10, 2026 07:38 PM (l26NL)

10 1940s New York, colorized.
-----

We're going to want 2026 New York post Mandani to be in black and white.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 10, 2026 07:38 PM (OkYzo)

11 Yes, thank you Mr. O'Spades. We don't really have any preferences, except for penguins, seals, and river otters.

They are no bueno.

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at August 10, 2026 07:39 PM (xz2bk)

12
So what if Ace mispells a word.

Good grief, anyone out there who wants his job?

I don't know how he is sane having to read all the shit to find something for us to read.

He rocks!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 10, 2026 07:41 PM (/QHx4)

13 The neighborhood pool on the day after the last day of the pool being open will have a dog day. Everyone brings their dogs for swimming. Then they drain it until next year.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2026 07:41 PM (3uBP9)

14 There was a 7.5 earthquake about 150 miles due west of Bogotá Colombia this morning, current count is 50 dead and 100 missing, both numbers will go up of course.
The region is less populated than the area that got hit in Venezuela a month ago.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:41 PM (rbvCR)

15 Ooo Slovenia, home of karst caves and their most awesomest denizen, the olm.

Posted by: logprof at August 10, 2026 07:42 PM (jo6FO)

16 The neighborhood pool on the day after the last day of the pool being open will have a dog day. Everyone brings their dogs for swimming. Then they drain it until next year.
Posted by: banana Dream

Ours does the same.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 07:43 PM (ZLygy)

17 Is one of those people on the bridge shouting "You shall not pass!"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

18 >>>Polar bear is out of control.

It's only a matter of time. Anyone who hand-feeds a polar bear will end up with the hands of a bomb maker.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 10, 2026 07:44 PM (syz1S)

19 They don't drain pools in Texas. They close them but usually leave them full.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 10, 2026 07:44 PM (VCgbV)

20 Ooo Slovenia, home of karst caves and their most awesomest denizen, the olm.

Posted by: logprof

And Melania.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 07:44 PM (ZLygy)

21 Is one of those people on the bridge shouting "You shall not pass!"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)
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Kind of reminds me of the "invisible" bridge from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2026 07:44 PM (FZ29D)

22
*looks at Café menu*
*decides to eat at Denny's*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 07:44 PM (O0L8i)

23 Here's a fun one out of Somaliland, USA:

"A lawsuit filed Friday in Ramsey County seeks to prevent the members of two rival gangs from gathering at the Minnesota State Fair."

They're suing to get an injunction to keep them apart at the state fair, and preventing a battle royale there. Last year there were beatings, knifings, and shootings, and, "this year the Somali gangs are planning on upping the violence".

It's on Twitchy. Oy vey.

(Right American answer is to arm up all the midwestern American farmers - concealed, so the Somalis don't know - there and turn it into an ambush if they show and get all squirrely. Go all Swamp Fox on 'em.)

Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 07:45 PM (kU0PQ)

24 LMAO...freakin' New Yorkers. Even in that 1940's colorized film, there are drivers giving shit to whomever is doing the filming. No one officially flipped the bird, but a few were thinking about it.

Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 07:46 PM (dIske)

25 Hope everyone is up to date with their rabies vaccine!

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at August 10, 2026 07:46 PM (JM9I6)

26 The object being to do away with state fairs.

Posted by: fd at August 10, 2026 07:46 PM (MWfyi)

27 Sidd Finch. Mets prospect when they had a million of them in 1985. Threw 160 MPH fastball. My dad told me about it; April Fools.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 07:47 PM (vE0+H)

28
Hope everyone is up to date with their rabies vaccine!
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at August 10, 2026 07:46 PM (JM9I6)

____________

*furtively wipes foam from mouth*

I'm good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 07:47 PM (O0L8i)

29 Here's a fun one out of Somaliland, USA:

"A lawsuit filed Friday in Ramsey County seeks to prevent the members of two rival gangs from gathering at the Minnesota State Fair."

They're suing to get an injunction to keep them apart at the state fair, and preventing a battle royale there. Last year there were beatings, knifings, and shootings, and, "this year the Somali gangs are planning on upping the violence".

It's on Twitchy. Oy vey.

(Right American answer is to arm up all the midwestern American farmers - concealed, so the Somalis don't know - there and turn it into an ambush if they show and get all squirrely. Go all Swamp Fox on 'em.)

Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 07:45 PM (kU0PQ)


Lawyers ruin everything.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:47 PM (dK+Kv)

30 I went to the Minnesota State Fair in 1974 with a pretty Norwegian lass. There were no Somalis, nor gunfights.

Posted by: I Mourn Our Fallen World at August 10, 2026 07:48 PM (JM9I6)

31 18 >>>Polar bear is out of control.

It's only a matter of time. Anyone who hand-feeds a polar bear will end up with the hands of a bomb maker.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 10, 2026 07:44 PM (syz1S)
_____________________

Yeah, they are near the top of my list of animals I never want to meet. Pure carnivores that can smell you miles away is not a good mix. I'd add Bengal Tigers and Sloth Bears to the list. Sloth bears, IMO, are the worst of the bunch. They'll take on a full grown tiger for kicks and giggles.

Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 07:48 PM (dIske)

32 "do ya research I gots me a PhDs and some shit"

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 07:50 PM (vE0+H)

33 Too crazy for MS-NOW?

The Vigilant Fox
@VigilantFox
Joe Scarborough looks visibly sickened as he hears DSA co-chair Megan Romer say October 7th was "largely inevitable" and admit she "probably would have" attended a pro-Hamas rally the day after the massacre.

Even MSNBC couldn't stomach this one.

SCARBOROUGH: "The co-chair of the DSA supported going to a pro-Hamas rally the day after Hamas gleefully slaughtered more Jews on October 7th than any day the Jews were slaughtered since the Holocaust."

"This would be like going to a pro-al-Qaeda rally on September 12th, which I'm sure many people in the DSA would say, 'Well, that would be perfectly fine.'"

Joe Scarborough left the GOP over Trump in 2017. Nine years later, he's admitting his own side is full of people who would call a pro-al Qaeda rally on September 12th "perfectly fine."

You have to wonder what's going through this guy's head right now.

https://tinyurl.com/53zzrbn8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 07:50 PM (ndZc7)

34 Lawyers ruin everything.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:47 PM (dK+Kv)

You know who else ruins everything?

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 07:50 PM (vE0+H)

35 Yeah, they are laughing at that polar bear, until it eats them feet first- alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 10, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

36
I went to the Minnesota State Fair in 1974 with a pretty Norwegian lass. There were no Somalis, nor gunfights.
Posted by: I Mourn Our Fallen World


Too much whiteness back then.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 07:52 PM (Cqx++)

37 Penny is officially my "box kitty."

I received a package this afternoon. I tossed the box into the library to see if my new cat Chloe was interested (she wasn't).

When I walked past the library a few minutes ago, I saw Penny sitting in the box like she owned it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

38 While it is rare to encounter a rabid penguin, the risk of infection with any number of venereal diseases thru polymorphic perverse pastimes is highly probable.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 10, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)

39 Hope everyone is up to date with their rabies vaccine!
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at August 10, 2026 07:46 PM


A little-known side-effect of the rabies vaccine is a deadening of the olfactory sense.

Now ask yourself 'Why would the Penguin Promotion Board be promoting the rabies vaccine?'

Things that make you go "Hmmmm ... "

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

40 You know who else ruins everything?
Posted by: ...

But was a terr-ific dancer!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at August 10, 2026 07:53 PM (JM9I6)

41 While it is rare to encounter a rabid penguin, the risk of infection with any number of venereal diseases thru polymorphic perverse pastimes is highly probable.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 10, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)
----
I really don't want to know the details of the government grant you received to study that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2026 07:54 PM (FZ29D)

42 A pool in Pa over winter could end up with a footvof ice if a cold snap

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

43 >>Joe Scarborough left the GOP over Trump in 2017.

He left the GOP because MSNBC was looking for Republican politician who take a principled stand against literally Hitler taking over the GOP.

And they paid him millions to sell out. That didn't hurt.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)

44 Good gravy, my local station has spent all the last half hour blabbing and showing radar of thunderstorms.

Yes, it's a rerun but I still wanted more than Final Jeopardy! (if I even get that).

Posted by: logprof at August 10, 2026 07:55 PM (jo6FO)

45 "A lawsuit filed Friday in Ramsey County seeks to prevent the members of two rival gangs from gathering at the Minnesota State Fair."

They're suing to get an injunction to keep them apart at the state fair, and preventing a battle royale there. Last year there were beatings, knifings, and shootings, and, "this year the Somali gangs are planning on upping the violence".

-
Just reinstate Gladiatorial games and sell tickets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 07:55 PM (ndZc7)

46 Lawyers ruin everything.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:47 PM (dK+Kv)

You know who else ruins everything?

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 07:50 PM (vE0+H)

Commies?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:55 PM (dK+Kv)

47 Sidd Finch. Yes, that sounds right.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 10, 2026 07:56 PM (l26NL)

48
fd,
YES, inch by inch the assholes want to erase anything American.

Posted by: four seasons at August 10, 2026 07:57 PM (/QHx4)

49 Whew! Classes over, but have to learn the one for 6a tomorrow. Did v sits into an entire side needle series. In retrospect, that was pretty mean.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 07:57 PM (2UJ+q)

50 Watching the dog pool party all I can think of is Go Dog Go.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 07:57 PM (S41Gd)

51 I’ve seen fewer pop up … restore potency ads in the past two days. Have those ladies given up on me?

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 10, 2026 07:57 PM (1FEc1)

52 You know who else ruins everything?
Posted by: ...

Kathleen Kennedy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)

53 >When I walked past the library a few minutes ago, I saw Penny sitting in the box like she owned it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

If I fitz, I sitz.

Posted by: Penny at August 10, 2026 07:58 PM (GTqXr)

54 Every state's least favorite state

https://tinyurl.com/u66w8bxf

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR)

55 You know who else ruins everything?
Posted by: ...

Kathleen Kennedy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)

Fuckin' Todd!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)

56 Crisis averted. I pulled the plug on AOC's freezer.

Posted by: You'll Thank Me Later at August 10, 2026 08:00 PM (JM9I6)

57 Commies?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:55 PM (dK+Kv)

To my understanding, yes some of them are commies

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 08:01 PM (vE0+H)

58 I assume that Polar Bear is begging at someone's kitchen window

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)

59 Every state's least favorite state

https://tinyurl.com/u66w8bxf
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR)
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Huh. Missouri picked itself instead of Illinois or Kansas.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2026 08:03 PM (FZ29D)

60 "Well of course I'm freezing my eggs. Those shits are expensive! No way i get through a dozen before they go bad."

-AOC

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 08:03 PM (Ot/FD)

61 Huh. Missouri picked itself instead of Illinois or Kansas.

I sha'nt believe it. I sha'nt.

Posted by: MkY at August 10, 2026 08:05 PM (q6tQZ)

62 AOC is freezing her eggs. Gavin calls himself the "establishment insurgent". Democrats are such fucking weirdos. And they would be weirdos even if they were coming up with this shit on their own and not just fucking with everyone for attention.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 08:06 PM (vE0+H)

63
AOC needs to put herself in a freezer. How long does it take to freeze shit?

Posted by: four seasons at August 10, 2026 08:06 PM (/QHx4)

64 Huh. Missouri picked itself instead of Illinois or Kansas.

It says Oklahoma hates Texas. The University of Texas, maybe, but this is universal.

No, Oklahoma hates Rhode Island. And they know why.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 10, 2026 08:07 PM (l26NL)

65 Huh. Missouri picked itself instead of Illinois or Kansas.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2026 08:03 PM (FZ29D)

As did New Jersey. Heh.

When I lived in Colorado, I knew people from Michigan, Wisconsin, New England and Minnesota that were way worse than the Californians I knew.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 08:07 PM (0aYVJ)

66 Hopefully they will will be rendered sterile by her birdbrain flu.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 10, 2026 08:07 PM (MWfyi)

67 If she wants to freeze her eggs she should just leave them where they are. Ohh!!!

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 08:07 PM (vE0+H)

68 Me and Mgid bid you a very good night

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

69 Freezing your eggs isn't inherently weird.

Campaigning on it, though.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 08:08 PM (Ot/FD)

70 Wife says her least favorite state is NY. I vote Ca.

Posted by: MkY at August 10, 2026 08:08 PM (q6tQZ)

71 I wonder how well that border collie could handle protesters causing a traffic jam. Perhaps he'd decide to call in a few velociraptors for assistance.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 08:08 PM (qx7Zg)

72 "Here's a fun one out of Somaliland, USA:"

Somalia and Somaliland are different entities. The latter recognizes Israel, of all things.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 10, 2026 08:11 PM (DZ9Lv)

73 Imagine a ninety year old General Secretary Cortez handing off the reins of The Party to her eighteen year old test tube baby....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 08:12 PM (Ot/FD)

74 My wife's least favorite state is Ohio. That's where her family lives. She is pretty much estranged from all of them, except for a brother and a sister.

I do not really have a least favorite. I was not crazy about Iowa, but, then that's where Slipknot is from, so it ain't all bad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 08:12 PM (0aYVJ)

75 "Gavin calls himself the 'establishment insurgent'."

The only thing Gavin insurges is coke up his nose.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 10, 2026 08:12 PM (DZ9Lv)

76
Wife says her least favorite state is NY.

___________

The sad thing is that north of Westchester County, New York is a lovely state. Delaware, a little pipsqueak polity with a stupid toll plaza on I-95, deserves every American's scorn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

77 Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 10, 2026 08:12 PM (DZ9Lv)

Are you a programmer by chance?

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 08:13 PM (vE0+H)

78 This is interesting:
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1979: fasting glucose over 140 makes you diabetic.
1997: lowered to 126.
Millions of new diabetics. Same blood.

1997: prediabetes starts at 110.
2003: lowered to 100.
A third of American adults, created by a footnote.

1984: high blood pressure is 160/95.
2017: lowered to 130/80.
American hypertension goes from 32 per cent of adults to 46. Thirty-one million new patients in a morning.

2001: the cholesterol target is 130.
2004: lowered to 100, and to 70 for the high risk.
Statin eligibility expands by millions.

Eight of the nine men who wrote that 2004 update were on the payroll of companies selling statins. They disclosed it only when forced.
---

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 08:14 PM (Fi81e)

79 Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 10, 2026 08:12 PM (DZ9Lv)
Are you a programmer by chance?
Posted by: ...

In the sense that I program memoranda of points and authorities, i suppose so, but I practice law.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 10, 2026 08:15 PM (DZ9Lv)

80

There's already been a stabbing at the Indiana State Fair.

https://t.ly/HmzcE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 08:16 PM (Cqx++)

81
Occasional-Cortex thinks freezing her eggs is a great idea.

She just wonders why it takes so long for them to thaw in the morning.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 08:16 PM (Fi81e)

82 Freezing your eggs isn't inherently weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 08:08 PM (Ot/FD)

Being AOC is.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 08:16 PM (dK+Kv)

83 In the sense that I program memoranda of points and authorities, i suppose so, but I practice law.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 10, 2026 08:15 PM (DZ9Lv)

It was your grammatically superior use of quotation marks.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 08:16 PM (vE0+H)

84 I wonder what tomorrow will bring.

Today, among other things, I canned pears and made pear jam.

Posted by: Kindltot - I also dyed AOC's eggs and hidden them across the White House lawn at August 10, 2026 08:17 PM (rbvCR)

85 There's already been a stabbing at the Indiana State Fair.

https://t.ly/HmzcE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 08:16 PM (Cqx++)
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Sounds rather un-fair.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 08:17 PM (Fi81e)

86 Delaware should have been invaded/annexed by Pennsylvania two hundred years ago. They need some beaches of their own and Delaware has some nice ones.

Posted by: The Lonely Beachcomber at August 10, 2026 08:17 PM (JM9I6)

87 I do not really have a least favorite.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 08:12 PM (0aYVJ)

Go with Massholechusettes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 08:18 PM (dK+Kv)

88 There's already been a stabbing at the Indiana State Fair.

https://t.ly/HmzcE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 08:16 PM (Cqx++)
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Sounds rather un-fair.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 08:17 PM (Fi81e)

Maybe it's one of their carnival games. How dare you judge their culture.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 08:20 PM (dK+Kv)

89 There's already been a stabbing at the Indiana State Fair.

https://t.ly/HmzcE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Amaize-ing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 08:20 PM (9NN0K)

90 Aaron Rupar has uncovered the latest Trump scandal so let the memes flow!

https://tinyurl.com/ms3hppyz

https://tinyurl.com/mrxp375k

https://tinyurl.com/2u5e5zh8

https://tinyurl.com/bddwj9xt

https://tinyurl.com/nhczy33w

https://tinyurl.com/4vxwb68a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 08:20 PM (ndZc7)

91
Vermont went from doughty granite quarriers to twee bed-and-breakfast superannuated hippies. Principal export is smug.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 08:21 PM (O0L8i)

92 I've got a feeling Bill Gates was a lot more involved in the whole virus lockdown and vaccine mandates than we know right now. That fucker is pure evil.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2026 08:22 PM (viF8m)

93
JackStraw,

You are right.

Posted by: four seasons at August 10, 2026 08:22 PM (/QHx4)

94 Harmless prank.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6kpkwj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 08:23 PM (ndZc7)

95
Then there's Rhode Island. Or not.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 08:23 PM (O0L8i)

96 Vermont went from doughty granite quarriers to twee bed-and-breakfast superannuated hippies. Principal export is smug.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Come stay with us at the Stratford Inn.

Posted by: Dick and Joanna Loudon at August 10, 2026 08:25 PM (JM9I6)

97 I saw Canned Pears open for Pear Jam back in 85. It was billed as the Pearpairpalooza.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 10, 2026 08:27 PM (MWfyi)

98 Rhode Island is a Myth. I mean, think about it. Have you ever heard of anybody from Rhode Island? Name one. Have you ever met someone from this alleged Rhode Island? I rest my case.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 08:27 PM (L7kQ0)

99 It isn't even an Island. What else are they lying about?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 08:29 PM (L7kQ0)

100
Ambrose Burnside: The Pride of Rhode Island.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 08:29 PM (O0L8i)

101 A few years ago bears tried to eat a guy's airplane up in Alaska

They eat other things besides people

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 10, 2026 08:30 PM (jrgJz)

102 My least favorite state that I have been to is easily New Jersey. Sorry you New Jerseyites.

My least favorite state that I have not been to is Delaware. Mostly because of you know who.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 10, 2026 08:30 PM (MWfyi)

103 Rhode Island is also on the mainland. That's bogus before you even consider any of their other many shortcomings.

Posted by: And It's Full Of Portugees! at August 10, 2026 08:30 PM (JM9I6)

104 Rhode Island doesn't have any real cities and you need cities to be a state.

Posted by: fd at August 10, 2026 08:33 PM (MWfyi)

105 >>Rhode Island is also on the mainland. That's bogus before you even consider any of their other many shortcomings.

Thus Providence Plantation.

There are way more Portuguese in Massachusetts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2026 08:36 PM (viF8m)

106 Evenin’, All. Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

107
New Jersey: Camden, Trenton, Newark, Jersey City, Elizabeth. Nuff sed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)

108 Lawyers ruin everything.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:47 PM (dK+Kv)

You know who else ruins everything?

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 07:50 PM (vE0+H)

Commies?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:55 PM (dK+Kv)

Bean counters?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 08:39 PM (wVcYX)

109 Lawyers ruin everything.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:47 PM (dK+Kv)

You know who else ruins everything?

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 07:50 PM (vE0+H)

Commies?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:55 PM (dK+Kv)

Bean counters?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 08:39 PM (wVcYX)

Microsoft?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 08:40 PM (dK+Kv)

110 Vermont went from doughty granite quarriers to twee bed-and-breakfast superannuated hippies. Principal export is smug.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Yankees means Americans to foreigner,
East coasters to the west and midwest,
North Easterners to the southern Atlantic and gulf coast,
New Englanders to Ohio and Virginians
Vermonters to the New Englanders,
and
"people who have pie for breakfast" in Vermont

Posted by: Kindltot - I also dyed AOC's eggs and hidden them across the White House lawn at August 10, 2026 08:41 PM (rbvCR)

111 Kill the Boer
But they grow the food and know the markets
Kill the Boer
We will learn to grow the food and know the markets
Kill the Boer
There is no food in the markets
Kill the Boer
NGOs will cover the difference

I was 66 in July. Fuck the peasants. Fuck ANC (African Nat). Fuck the DSA. Fuck Hollywood, DC, NYC, Wisconsin, Chicago, and MN.
The day that the 1.2 Trillion to pay debt(today) is $2.0 T (in 2 , then then Treasury pays 8 or 9%. That is $3.6 T per year.
That is SS, Medicare, and Medicaid COMBINED.
Who has the BALLS to run on 2020 budget?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 10, 2026 08:41 PM (/+uur)

112 You know who else ruins everything?

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 07:50 PM (vE0+H)


HR. There should be a law. I mean, another law.

Posted by: Kindltot - I also dyed AOC's eggs and hid them across the White House lawn at August 10, 2026 08:42 PM (rbvCR)

113 Slovenia seems to have lot of interesting and beautiful places.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 10, 2026 08:42 PM (4NO2D)

114 You know who else ruins everything?

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 07:50 PM (vE0+H)

Short people?

Diversity hires?

Come on. Don't keep us in suspense.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 08:45 PM (dK+Kv)

115 That NY street video is fascinating

everybody is driving the same 3 or 4 models of car
cars come in every color of the rainbow
pedestrians seem blissfully unconcerned with their personal safety
street traffic looks like a free-for-all
one movie theater had King Kong AND Son Of King Kong
double feature
war bonds for sale

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 08:46 PM (ZxPkt)

116 one movie theater had King Kong AND Son Of King Kong
double feature
war bonds for sale
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 08:46 PM (ZxPkt)

3 story tall gorillas selling war bonds does not sound like goo economic policy

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 10, 2026 08:49 PM (/+uur)

117 It was your grammatically superior use of quotation marks.
Posted by: ...

And here I thought it was my reference to coke.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 10, 2026 08:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

118 You know how crazy the world has become?


Remember the ad:

I can bring home the bacon

Fry it up on a pan


And never ever ever let you forget you’re a MAN

‘Cause I’m a woman.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 08:51 PM (4XJZx)

119 Rhode Island has two Senators. They are very real.
You can argue they are not real but they are one of the original thirteen states. Just because it's a small state does not take away their statehood.

However I very much opposed DC ever becoming a state.
It is a District.

Posted by: Case at August 10, 2026 08:51 PM (fV9m3)

120 113 Slovenian Melania Trump has a lot of interesting and beautiful places, methinks.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 08:51 PM (77rzZ)

121 Have you ever heard of anybody from Rhode Island? Name one. Have you ever met someone from this alleged Rhode Island? I rest my case.
Posted by: Common Tater

My roommate 3rd year in law school.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 10, 2026 08:52 PM (DZ9Lv)

122 >>Vermont went from doughty granite quarriers to twee bed-and-breakfast superannuated hippies. Principal export is smug.

On a per capita basis, Vermonters own more guns than Texans. It was a much higher per capita number before the Bernie Sanders moved in. And that's just the guns they register.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2026 08:53 PM (viF8m)

123 118. Even as a kid, that ad made an impression on me. Young Bulg kinda wanted that chick.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

124 Where is OWL Gore and the environmentalists regarding this disaster ?????

Leaking crude oil from a tanker grounded off a nature reserve in Oman has created a slick covering almost 400 square kilometers (roughly 154 square miles), the country's government said on Monday.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 10, 2026 08:55 PM (SOf5W)

125 Return the egg, please return the egg..

Posted by: The Shobijin at August 10, 2026 08:55 PM (4NO2D)

126 Holy shit, bulg


We need to lighten up.
Make your immediate world happy.
Do things to the people you regularly interact with, to make them smile.
Compliment a stranger.

Don’t be an asshole.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 08:57 PM (4XJZx)

127 Even as a kid, that ad made an impression on me. Young Bulg kinda wanted that chick.
Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)
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The reality of a single working mom caused me to develop a taste for microwave pizza.

On the plus side, I learned to cook for myself, which my kids and grandkids appreciate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)

128
The Perseid meteor shower is ramping up for the peak on the night of the 12th-13th. After local midnight will be about the best time to look. Look to the NE, radiant is in Perseus as the name suggests.

This is the debris trail of Comet Swift-Tuttle. It has a period of about 130 years, but a perihelion of about 1 AU. Back in the '70s, they got worried it could hit Erf in August of 2126. It's orbital path, which we a plowing into now, is within the earth-moon distance.

But subsequent observations and refinements have shown no threat to earth for at least 2000 years. It's 16 miles in diameter, and if it hit earth, that would be all she wrote for us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 09:01 PM (w6EFb)

129 126 I’m just recalling a childhood memory, Nurse, as I do often. Nothing more.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)

130 I looked for Perseids this morning about 4 am

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2026 09:03 PM (JvZF+)

131 If you have ever been to "Rhode Island" then you know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2026 09:06 PM (JvZF+)

132 Bulg.

I reread my
Comment

So sorry!


Not meant to you personally. WE as in all of us. I agree with you!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:08 PM (kzq+c)

133 127 Hey, A. H. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:09 PM (77rzZ)

134
You know who else ruins everything?
Posted by: ...
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HR. There should be a law. I mean, another law.
Posted by: Kindltot

HR isn't happy until everyone else is unhappy

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 10, 2026 09:10 PM (QVmho)

135 54 Every state's least favorite state

https://tinyurl.com/u66w8bxf

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR)
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Not to cast doubt on these results, but I'd bet good money that Wyoming hates Colorado more than California

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 09:10 PM (F9bBk)

136 131 If you have ever been to "Rhode Island" then you know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2026 09:06 PM (JvZF+)

That's the place you get to through the door in the back of the wardrobe isn't it ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 10, 2026 09:10 PM (3sXRv)

137 132 Nurse, no problem. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:11 PM (77rzZ)

138 Hey, A. H. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:09 PM (77rzZ)
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God by with you, my friend. My wife's surgery is Wednesday, and as Slow Joe would say, "It's a big fuckin' deal!" I think the anticipation is the worst part. I'm looking forward to it being over and then moving forward.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)

139 Oy, "be." It's been a day.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)

140 Years ago, I was camped out in Canyonlands. Had to get up to answer the call of nature. Crawled out of the tent, and saw what I thought was an astronomical apocalypse.
The Perseid meteor shower. Moonless night out in the desert. What a cool experience.

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:13 PM (ZxPkt)

141 BEHOLD! Bulg 2.0 - Zen Master.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:13 PM (ZOv7s)

142 Do they still teach Ebonics in grade school ????

If not... That is RACISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 10, 2026 09:14 PM (SOf5W)

143 138 Prayer up for your wife, A. H.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:15 PM (77rzZ)

144 >> saw what I thought was an astronomical apocalypse.

The biggest meteor event in known history was probably the 1833 Leonid storm. And it was indeed a storm, the sky was ablaze with streaks. They thought the world was ending. You can find paintings of the event.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 09:16 PM (w6EFb)

145 Years ago, I was camped out in Canyonlands. Had to get up to answer the call of nature. Crawled out of the tent, and saw what I thought was an astronomical apocalypse.
The Perseid meteor shower. Moonless night out in the desert. What a cool experience.
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:13 PM (ZxPkt)
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Late spring of 1991. Senior Skip Day. There was an unusual display of the Aurora Borealis, something I'd never seen or imagined. Half the sky was filled with light out at the old M-78 Drive In. What could this mean? Was it a sign?

Among those of us gathered in awe was the co-founder of Google.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

146 54 Every state's least favorite state

https://tinyurl.com/u66w8bxf
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR
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Slow on the uptake. If I remember my geography it looks like Michigan hates Michigan and Kansas hates Kansas. I think I took it too literally

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 09:17 PM (aJ8q5)

147 Prayer up for your wife, A. H.
Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:15 PM (77rzZ)
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Thank you. I'm happy to see you feeling better. The healing power of the Horde!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

148 141 Bulg 2.0? Does my wife know about this?

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:18 PM (77rzZ)

149
Here's one of those paintings of the 1833 event:

https://t.ly/_GZQW

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 09:20 PM (w6EFb)

150 Bulg 2.0? Does my wife know about this?
Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:18 PM (77rzZ)
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The Paolo is now staying in the cuckshed, no?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

151 Per capita Vermont also has more gays than Texas.

Posted by: Case at August 10, 2026 09:20 PM (fV9m3)

152 *peeks in*

Posted by: Doof at August 10, 2026 09:20 PM (QMAsf)

153 Slow on the uptake. If I remember my geography it looks like Michigan hates Michigan and Kansas hates Kansas. I think I took it too literally
Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 09:17 PM (aJ8q5)
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It's a bit suspect. Michigan hates Ohio. We are proud to have fought a "war" with Ohio. But the Michigan-Michigan State thing is visceral, and the distaste for the Caliphate of Dearborn is real.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

154 2 Somali gangs are preparing for a violent rival shootout at the upcoming 2026 Minnesota State Fair

In response Prosecutors and the Minnesota Attorney General filed civil lawsuits seeking temporary injunctions against the 2 rival Somali street gangs

There is a proposed “safety zone” injunction would bar Somali gang members from associating with one another

take them to a 40 acre forest
give them ars
shoot the pussys that tried to leave

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 10, 2026 09:22 PM (/+uur)

155 The biggest meteor event in known history was probably the 1833 Leonid storm. And it was indeed a storm, the sky was ablaze with streaks. They thought the world was ending. You can find paintings of the event.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

If I ever write the historic fiction of my G-G-G-grandpa, it'll include that event. He was 31.
He also lived through the 1816, the year without a summer. Big stuff. I know both led to revivals.

Posted by: MkY at August 10, 2026 09:22 PM (q6tQZ)

156 I really appreciate the Horde! You people are the best folks ever!

I don’t know why I just felt compelled to type that. But I don’t regret my having done so in the slightest.

Thank you all for being my friends.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

157 Camped out in the Utah desert was the only time I've ever seen starlight. The skies are so clear and dark, that stars literally fill the sky. So many, it's hard to make out the familiar constellations. To me, starlight looked kind of greenish.

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:24 PM (ZxPkt)

158 That little white dog in the pictures up top looks just like my dog Lil'Bit.

Posted by: Case at August 10, 2026 09:24 PM (fV9m3)

159 The Paolo, he dislike the new Bulg. So many of the ladies, they say "Oh, but the Bulg, he is better." The Mrs. Bulg, she point gun at me. The Paolo, he stick with the Bulwark wives. So much easier to make happy, and they husbands, they have no guns.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 10, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

160 Every state's least favorite state

https://tinyurl.com/u66w8bxf
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR
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Slow on the uptake. If I remember my geography it looks like Michigan hates Michigan and Kansas hates Kansas. I think I took it too literally
Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 09:17 PM (aJ8q5)

I think it should be Washington hates Oregon most. Oregon hates Washington most. Texas hates Oklahoma most. But they all despise California. California hates the midwest and the south. Hicks to them.

Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2026 09:26 PM (lCppi)

161 Which has better women? Slovenia or Slovakia?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:26 PM (u/oMr)

162 Border collies are friggin' amazing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 09:27 PM (2WIwB)

163 159 Hey, Paolo, you wanna take the history quiz? Cause I will crush you in that. Especially the Russian History portion.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:27 PM (77rzZ)

164 Fans of the Phantasm series of movies will be unhappy to hear that Reggie Bannister has passed away at the age of 80. He had been fighting dementia and Parkinson's Disease.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 10, 2026 09:29 PM (/HDaX)

165 Which has better women? Slovenia or Slovakia?

===

Somalia!

Posted by: Ilhan Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad at August 10, 2026 09:29 PM (g47mK)

166 My favorite places for seeing the night sky:

The Bighorn Mountains
Yellowstone
Grand Mesa in Colorado.
Yukon
Alaska

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 09:29 PM (0aYVJ)

167 New Jersey: Camden, Trenton, Newark, Jersey City, Elizabeth. Nuff sed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)

Definitely got the shitholes covered. They work as our scarecrows. It keeps the nice areas unpopulated.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 09:29 PM (S41Gd)

168 @160

>>Every state's least favorite state

Most of the Northeastern states are imaginary, so they don't really count.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 10, 2026 09:30 PM (XV/Pl)

169 Come on. Don't keep us in suspense.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 08:45 PM (dK+Kv)

It may be better if I keep you in suspense.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 09:30 PM (vE0+H)

170 Bulg,
I hit the driving range today. Prepping for Geezer Golf tomorrow. We got some new guys in this year and these sandbagging bastards are good.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 09:32 PM (2WIwB)

171 California hates the Midwest and South.Hicks to them.

The South hates California. Shits to them.

Posted by: Case at August 10, 2026 09:32 PM (fV9m3)

172 Praying Mr. Lloyd, for health, healing, comfort and mad surgeon skills.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 09:33 PM (vE0+H)

173
Only one bat!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Posted by: Count von Count at August 10, 2026 09:33 PM (iqcvy)

174 Camped out in the Utah desert was the only time I've ever seen starlight. The skies are so clear and dark, that stars literally fill the sky. So many, it's hard to make out the familiar constellations. To me, starlight looked kind of greenish.

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:24 PM (ZxPkt)

Yup, saw that in S Dakota. Almost impossible to make out constellations because it was like looking at one bright light through a screen. The Milky way looked like you could climb up and surf it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 09:34 PM (S41Gd)

175 Which has better women? Slovenia or Slovakia?

===

Somalia!
Posted by: Ilhan Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad at August 10, 2026 09:29 PM (g47mK)

***

Hey Ilhan, he said women, not little girls.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 09:34 PM (2WIwB)

176 Which has better women? Slovenia or Slovakia?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

I get to choose?

Posted by: MkY at August 10, 2026 09:34 PM (q6tQZ)

177 Washington hates Michigan.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:35 PM (9txJW)

178
In real dark sky conditions, the Milky Way will cast a visible shadow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 09:35 PM (w6EFb)

179 He had been fighting dementia and Parkinson's Disease.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 10, 2026 09:29 PM (/HDaX)

And a pair of them brain drilling orbs

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 10, 2026 09:36 PM (/+uur)

180 Zijuatanejo.

Posted by: Red at August 10, 2026 09:36 PM (u/oMr)

181
The sun is shining here and we're having a thunderstorm.Weird.

Posted by: four seasons at August 10, 2026 09:38 PM (/QHx4)

182 >> To me, starlight looked kind of greenish.

There is quite a tale around "green" stars. While mostly tongue-in-cheek, some like to claim the sun is green, because the peak of its spectrum is right in the green band.

And there is star, named Zubeneschamali (Beta Librae), that many people swear is green.

But that's most likely just an illusion. A star can't really look green because of the way the blackbody spectrum works vs temperature, and the way our eyes work. Sunlight is "white" to us. And as a star goes through the temperature spectrum, it goes from appearing reddish to yellow to white to blue.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 09:39 PM (w6EFb)

183 Washington hates Michigan.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:35 PM (9txJW)


I've heard they're not too fond of Oregon either.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 09:41 PM (2WIwB)

184 Washington hates Michigan.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:35 PM (9txJW)
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Seattle is jealous because we get more rain.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

185 In real dark sky conditions, the Milky Way will cast a visible shadow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 09:35 PM (w6EFb)
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There is a Dark Sky Preserve near Alpena, and it's pretty impressive.

Of course, those of us of a certain age, remember when there was more darkness in the world.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

186 I'm not sure I can pick a least favorite state. Every state I ever been to has shitholes and nice areas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 09:43 PM (S41Gd)

187 166 My favorite places for seeing the night sky:

The Bighorn Mountains
Yellowstone
Grand Mesa in Colorado.
Yukon
Alaska
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 09:29 PM (0aYVJ)


Agreed. Would add in Sucia Island in the San Juans on a sailboat. The Perceid shower above and phosphorescence below. Everyrhing glittered.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:43 PM (9txJW)

188 And with that, I shall retire for the night. God bless!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

189 So how many West Coast schools are in the Big Ten now?

College football has become ridiculous.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)

190 My best star viewing was in the Huachuca mountains in southern Arizona. The Fort is at 5000 feet so very clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 09:44 PM (2WIwB)

191 >>> Every state's least favorite state

https://tinyurl.com/u66w8bxf
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR)


I don't remember hearing anyone "hates" Florida. I mean, that's where everyone else is going. How odd.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2026 09:45 PM (3uBP9)

192 Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 07:45 PM (kU0PQ)

Lawyers ruin everything.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:47 PM (dK+Kv)

It's not "the lawyers."
Its the farking attorney general, Ellison. The one who should actually be prosecuting people involved in this sort of thing.

Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 09:46 PM (kU0PQ)

193 College football has been completely destroyed.

The NFL is more interesting.

And I say that as a (former) huge college football fan

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:47 PM (9txJW)

194 191 I hate Florida. Don’t care about its politics. It’s a giant swamp. Should never have been a state.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)

195 Star viewing at the top of Haleakala is pretty stupid.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:48 PM (9txJW)

196 >>> The Bighorn Mountains
Yellowstone
Grand Mesa in Colorado.
Yukon
Alaska
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 09:29 PM (0aYVJ)


Agreed. Would add in Sucia Island in the San Juans on a sailboat. The Perceid shower above and phosphorescence below. Everyrhing glittered.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:43 PM (9txJW)


There's this spot down south in the Florida panhandle area that is supposed to be the darkest clearest area away from city lights in this whole region I'd like to go camping to see the night sky. But my wife said she would never ever go there because it seemed, and I quote, "snaky".

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2026 09:48 PM (3uBP9)

197 193. Nurse, agreed.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:49 PM (77rzZ)

198 189 So how many West Coast schools are in the Big Ten now?

College football has become ridiculous.
Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)


Rumor has it Cal and Stanford are trying to snivel their way back into the PAC-12. I guess they looked are their records and their travel budgets and thought perhaps they screwed up.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 09:49 PM (2WIwB)

199 Publius, that sure looks like an engraving to me.
Yours truly, a pedant.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 09:52 PM (gxRWI)

200 I hate Florida. Don’t care about its politics. It’s a giant swamp. Should never have been a state.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)

The only thing I don't like about it is its hot, and its hot for a long time. It has some really nice areas though that aren't swamp, and winter there is really nice. Its also very flat. That kinda gets on your nerves after awhile.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 09:52 PM (S41Gd)

201 198. The PAC-12 still exists?

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:53 PM (77rzZ)

202 Not crazy about Pennsyltucky. Last time I was there it was just weird.

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:53 PM (ZxPkt)

203 >> that sure looks like an engraving to me.

Yep, it ain't really a painting. Being a philistine, I use "painting" for just about every "human created visual art" or something. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

204 177 Washington hates Michigan.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:35 PM (9txJW)
-------
This, but also California if I recall correctly

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 09:54 PM (wFoR+)

205 I think the highest point in Florida is an office building in either Jacksonville or Miami.

Florida is flat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:54 PM (mkk/2)

206 I'd move to Florida, except for hurricanes, alligators, giant cockroaches, giant snakes, and Florida Man.

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:57 PM (ZxPkt)

207 Florida stinks. It’s a wasteland.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:57 PM (77rzZ)

208 205 I think the highest point in Florida is an office building in either Jacksonville or Miami.

Florida is flat.

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Flatter than Brie Larson's narrow ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:58 PM (u/oMr)

209 It's not "the lawyers."

Its the farking attorney general, Ellison. The one who should actually be prosecuting people involved in this sort of thing.

Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 09:46 PM (kU0PQ)

It was a joke. The Somalis should be knifing each other.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 09:58 PM (dK+Kv)

210 I think the highest point in Florida is an office building in either Jacksonville or Miami.

Florida is flat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:54 PM (mkk/2)

very flat. I drove from Sanibel to Orlando one year, and the only thing I saw was whatever landscaping was along the highway. I couldn't see anything beyond those shrubs. I knew there had to be something, anything, but everything is so frigging flat the shrubs obscured it all. It made me crazy. We pulled off the highway and did a smaller road that took us through a lot of orange groves, and bugs that I didn't know existed on this frigging planet. The rental car was absolutely trashed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 09:59 PM (S41Gd)

211 Pac-12 was the Pac-8.

Regional conferences make the most sense.

And holding STUDENT ATHELETES responsible for being STUDENTS and advancing towards a degree seems to have been lost.

It’s horribly racist to not hold these (mostly black) kids accountable. What is the Plan B? How are they going to make a living ? They can’t read the FUCKING contract!

So sad. Schools are making even more money and the kids are being used. Worse than ever.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 09:59 PM (yEz+x)

212 Headed to Palo Duro canyon on 9/29

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 10, 2026 10:00 PM (/+uur)

213 211 Nurse, agreed.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

214 I'd move to Florida, except for hurricanes, alligators, giant cockroaches, giant snakes, and Florida Man.

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:57 PM (ZxPkt)

Its our very own Australia .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:04 PM (S41Gd)

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