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w00t
Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9) 2
Morning!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2026 04:33 AM (iIyc0) Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 04:34 AM (odBC9) Posted by: Pete Bog at August 29, 2026 04:36 AM (jVkUA) Posted by: Pete Bog at August 29, 2026 04:37 AM (jVkUA) 6
>>>Database binary is 5M. Language is 1.2M.
M = megabyte(s) maybe My dictionary wants megabyte to be Mb or MB. Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 04:38 AM (odBC9) 7
Two Australian workers on vacation in Thailand stop and help workers get an excavator back on track for free. Sunny Skyz site:
https://tinyurl.com/mr47mpzu Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2026 04:41 AM (rHgXV) 8
also my dictionary:
pixie (also pixy) noun (plural pixies) 1 a supernatural being in folklore and children's stories, typically portrayed as small and humanlike in form, with pointed ears and a pointed hat. Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9) 9
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 04:44 AM (rii+a) 10
China is secretly fueling America's datacenter rage. (Axios)
The guys pushing for all the datacenters are making it easy for them, though. Yep. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 04:45 AM (rii+a) 11
Pixy if you’re still around can you comment on Tom’s Hardware as an information source or is it more reviews and scuttlebutt?
Odd question but I’m wondering if it’s worth a subscription as a non tech person attempting to stay current on the tech world. Posted by: Pete Bog at August 29, 2026 04:54 AM (INF9B) 12
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2026 04:54 AM (V0/Sp) 13
How Cloudflare saved 100TB of RAM on its 1.1.1.1 DNS service. (Tom's Hardware)
They started out with 250TB of RAM. Motorsports have a similar saying; want to be a millionaire race team owner? Start out with 2 million. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 04:55 AM (rii+a) Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2026 04:57 AM (V0/Sp) 15
Pete Bog, good morning.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:58 AM (PbWRL) 16
11 Pixy if you’re still around can you comment on Tom’s Hardware as an information source or is it more reviews and scuttlebutt?
Odd question but I’m wondering if it’s worth a subscription as a non tech person attempting to stay current on the tech world. Posted by: Pete Bog They're not bad - they stick to the tech news and haven't fallen into woke crap. I don't have a subscription but that's because I know where to go to find all sources; if you don't want to spend your time reading conference papers and press releases it might be worthwhile. In past years Anandtech and Ars Technica were the places to go, but one is dead and the other is worse than dead. Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 29, 2026 05:01 AM (BLOW1) 17
Arti Shaw's band...I have a young (19) year of niece who loves that old time music from the big band era. Her parents took her to her college move in day, and I hope she gets a room mate who at least likes the music. Probably slim to none, but she's smart and wants to be a doctor (MD). Good University, I hope it lives up to its reputation. Lots of ivy on the walls of the buildings.
Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2026 05:01 AM (CiQE7) 18
Man in Iowa has stroke and setbacks after 14 years of being retired but then gains spiritual strength from remembering what God has done for him in the past . Scripture is Mark 8:14-21 . "Upper Room" devotional:
https://tinyurl.com/2pxcv5n8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2026 05:02 AM (JrHfD) 19
14 >>> Database binary is 5M. Language is 1.2M
Pixy, are you building an LLM? Posted by: fluffy No, I'm using an LLM to turn my hobby projects in Python into viable code. Starting with something that already runs is proving to be a major advantage. I've tinkered with Python compilers, but they never really got me where I wanted. With LLMs I can now just translate all my Python code to a compiled language (I chose Rust) and skip all those limitations. Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 29, 2026 05:04 AM (BLOW1) 20
Because I'm a completely non techy person, I do not understand why AI is going to be such a wonderful thing, and why we need huge data centers for this. So people can make fake videos and AI can take over jobs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2026 05:04 AM (JrHfD) 21
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at August 29, 2026 05:08 AM (AMvSw) 22
why we need huge data centers for this. So people can make fake videos and AI can take over jobs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke *shifty eyes* Posted by: Military-Industrial Complex at August 29, 2026 05:09 AM (z9yxT) 23
16 one is dead and the other is worse than dead
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 29, 2026 05:01 AM (BLOW1) ewww Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 05:12 AM (odBC9) 24
So yesterday I came up with (and posted here) an integration between TwitterWebViewer, and the add-on/plug-in called "Redirect" so that I could just click on an X link here at AoSHQ, and it'd reform the URL so it sent it to TwitterWebViewer in its desired format. Very handy.
Came home after work to find out that TwitterWebViewer had been sent a "Cease and Desist" letter by X, which they capitulated to. Well, crap. X, apparently, wants to become "just another walled garden". Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 29, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW) 25
20 Because I'm a completely non techy person, I do not understand why AI is going to be such a wonderful thing, and why we need huge data centers for this. So people can make fake videos and AI can take over jobs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Mostly. It is great specifically for programmers, because LLM stands for "Large Language Model" and programming languages are languages. If you have a billion lines of dusty old code written in COBOL you can either pay $500 per hour to get people to come back from retirement to keep it running, or pay $100 per hour to someone who knows how to run LLMs and maintain a proper test suite. Not so great if you're a COBOL programmer and counting on that money for a comfortable retirement. Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 29, 2026 05:14 AM (BLOW1) 26
I'm pretty confident that the data center explosion has precious little to do with AI and is 99% due to everyone's gmail being full.
"Compute? Pfffft. This is just twenty squillion M2 drives crammed in to racks full of NAS boxes." Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2026 05:16 AM (Ot/FD) 27
twitterwebviewer.com via Hacker News Service discontinued As of August 28, 2026, this website has been permanently discontinued, following a request from X Corp. All cached content has been deleted. Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9) 28
28 I'm pretty confident that the data center explosion has precious little to do with AI and is 99% due to everyone's gmail being full.
I have soooooo many e-mails! Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 29, 2026 05:18 AM (Pcj+Q) 29
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 29, 2026 05:19 AM (Hbeqj) Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2026 05:20 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2026 05:20 AM (JrHfD) 32
Daniel Penny, the Marine that NYC attempted to railroad over his defensive use of force to subdue a Subway loon wrote a really interesting piece about how Data Centers are critical to rebuilding American manufacturing and jobs. Good stuff.
Hopefully this link works to an X/Twitter https://tinyurl.com/yy36knhd Posted by: Pete Bog at August 29, 2026 05:20 AM (jVkUA) 33
Isn't X free if you don't insist on blue check mark status?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2026 05:20 AM (iIyc0) 34
When Bernie Sanders came out against data centers, I started rethinking. I'm still not sure but if commie symps are against it, it's probably a good idea.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 05:25 AM (rii+a) Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 05:25 AM (odBC9) 36
33 Isn't X free if you don't insist on blue check mark status?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2026 05:20 AM (iIyc0) "free" Posted by: guy who repeats what you said but with quotation marks at August 29, 2026 05:26 AM (nVDlP) 37
32 Daniel Penny, the Marine that NYC attempted to railroad over his defensive use of force to subdue a Subway loon wrote a really interesting piece about how Data Centers are critical to rebuilding American manufacturing and jobs. Good stuff.
Hopefully this link works to an X/Twitter https://tinyurl.com/yy36knhd Posted by: Pete Bog at August 29, 2026 05:20 AM (jVkUA) It works. Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 05:27 AM (odBC9) 38
@33/Additional Blond Agent:
Yes, X is free if you wish to use it that way, but that also means you're the product they're selling to advertisers, and trackers. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 29, 2026 05:27 AM (O7YUW) 39
Posted by: guy who repeats what you said but with quotation marks at August 29, 2026 05:26 AM (nVDlP)
Do you have a newsletter? Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 05:28 AM (odBC9) 40
>>> I do not understand why AI is going to be such a wonderful thing, and why we need huge data centers for this.
It is a tool. Because Pixy is extremely technical, he can do something as described above (Python to Rust). I am less so, but the other day I did ask it to find a file for me based on a vague description. (Ever forget where you saved a file and even what you named it?) Early on, the automobile was a rich man's toy. It is now part of every day life in America, both a great convenience and a burden, simultaneously. AI will likely follow a similar arc. We will likely learn the mechanics of it before we gain the wisdom to use it well. Sarah Connor just put me on a watch list. Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2026 05:28 AM (V0/Sp) 41
Data Centers will lead to Skynet, but something needs to change
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2026 05:32 AM (Ia/+0) 42
Yes, X is free if you wish to use it that way, but that also means you're the product they're selling to advertisers, and trackers.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 29, 2026 05:27 AM (O7YUW Aren’t you the same thing if you subscribe? Hard to make a case here that providing a forum should be free for those of us who don’t want to pay or be marketed to, or used as the product. This good old website would only last as long as Ace’s beneficence and wallet allowed. Posted by: Pete Bog at August 29, 2026 05:35 AM (jVkUA) 43
From the HackerNews thread is urbnspacecowboy's comment about why free X accouns:
--- Not good enough. Creating an account still leads to the "Your account was suspended for reasons, now you gotta dox yourself" dance. See previous discussion: https://tinyurl.com/ar23k73u --- Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 29, 2026 05:36 AM (O7YUW) 44
Okay, I need coffee. The intro to that last comment should have read: "From the HackerNews thread is urbnspacecowboy's comment about why free X accounts aren't all they're cracked up to be"
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 29, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW) 45
why we need huge data centers for this. So people can make fake videos and AI can take over jobs?
Squirrel!! Posted by: Skynet at August 29, 2026 05:39 AM (v7UJz) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2026 05:40 AM (1pQBc) 47
32 Daniel Penny, the Marine that NYC attempted to railroad over his defensive use of force to subdue a Subway loon wrote a really interesting piece about how Data Centers are critical to rebuilding American manufacturing and jobs. Good stuff.
Hopefully this link works to an X/Twitter https://tinyurl.com/yy36knhd Posted by: Pete Bog at August 29, 2026 05:20 AM (jVkUA) Thanks, Pete Bog! Thoughtful essay. This analogy works for him: "At the bottom of the Great Depression, with a quarter of the country out of work, America framed the Empire State Building in thirteen months, 3,400 men on site a day. The data center campus is this generation's version of that decision to build." Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 05:40 AM (odBC9) Dreams From My ONTHi everyone! Come on in a set a spell! Fido Friday: OW! — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 27, 2026 Strapped Meds ![]() Kid fails — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 27, 2026 The meme that just keeps giving ![]() Tough choice Relationships be like — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 27, 2026 Genius Thanks for the warning Scary, aren't they? — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 27, 2026 I'm shocked I tell you RIP Tim ![]() Drunk — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 27, 2026 Green is for science ![]() Gonna be a line for the red toilet ![]() LMAO — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 27, 2026 AI gets snippy ![]() Which level are you? ![]() The first one for sure — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 26, 2026 Bad wishes ![]() Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (zMzlR) 2
YAY ONT! Now for the content!
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (zMzlR) 3
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (+9wcF) 4
Suddenly, it's ONT Friday!
Posted by: mindful webworker - let's do this at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (oq2IS) 5
I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg) 6
They say the only people that knew how much gold Spain dug out of Mexico were the accountants and ship’s captains.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:02 PM (VPNgR) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:03 PM (VPNgR) 8
I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave Egad! We're left here without supervision? Who will defend the blog from trolls, aliens, and the slings and eros of outrageous puns? Posted by: mindful webworker - slinky errors at August 28, 2026 10:03 PM (oq2IS) 9
A good rule of thumb is to go to a country's border and look at which way the guns are pointed.
If they're pointed inward... Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2026 10:06 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:07 PM (viF8m) 11
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 28, 2026 10:07 PM (rii+a) 12
Happy weekend!
Had an interview today that went well I think, I should hear back next week whether that's true, any next steps, etc. Got one interview scheduled and one 'working on being scheduled' for next week. Got a couple others that I'm waiting for the recruiter to give me a status update on. I'm feeling optimistic after today's interview. But for the record... "God, if this is the job You want me to have, please make it all go smoothly. Please help me to accept wherever You send me." Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY) 13
eleveteen
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:07 PM (/+uur) Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 10:08 PM (/QHx4) 15
They say the only people that knew how much gold Spain dug out of Mexico were the accountants and ship’s captains.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:02 PM (VPNgR) And Davy Jones. Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 28, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z) 16
Massive space mirrors could be 40 times brighter than the full moon, astronomers warn. 'It will be worse than big cities like London'
Muslim rape gangs in broad fucking daylight ho lee fook Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:09 PM (/+uur) 17
I am soooo putting a few car pictures on my truck! I have five of those damn camera within a mile of the Diogenes Domicile.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB) 18
I’ll bet any amount of money that somewhere at the State Department, there is now a wall filled with dozens of those un-official photographs of Secretary Rubio. Suitably framed, naturally.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:11 PM (PVUR/) 19
Thanks for the ONT WeirdDave!
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 10:13 PM (zMzlR) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:13 PM (VPNgR) 21
A Venn diagram for the ages.
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2026 10:14 PM (S1ejw) 22
>>And Davy Jones.
True story. When I was diving in the Caribbean I was on the waiting list for a company that found a sunk Spanish ship. Pay was cheap but every diver got a small cut of the treasure. Which was a lot. Still waiting. There is still an assload of gold down there. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:14 PM (viF8m) 23
I'm starting to think we may be wrong about this WNBA thing. In fact, I think they could be key to beating our housing inflation problem. We should be using the WNBA to build housing. Nobody lays more bricks than they do.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 28, 2026 10:15 PM (r7+Q7) 24
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ) 25
6 They say the only people that knew how much gold Spain dug out of Mexico were the accountants and ship’s captains.
---------- Uruguay had a mountain that was essentially solid silver ore. It's a soccer field now. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 10:15 PM (4Je4D) 26
Dave, a difficult thing I found sometimes with interviews, when someone really needs a job, it has an odor so to speak, and they can smell it. Desperation. Make sure to cut through that and exude genuine confidence. They can smell that too.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (PVUR/) 27
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, and she's been in the hospital for 2 days. She has to get past the nausea caused by the antibiotics. Her body does not accept meds very well. Please pray with me that she can get out of there and be home to celebrate, even if it's a little muted. Thanks Horde!
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (zMzlR) 28
Now that Lake Ontario is now Lake America, Trump will hopefully turn his attention to the Canadian goose, and rename it Daffy Duck.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB) 29
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 10:19 PM (SRRAx) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 10:19 PM (aJQbY) 31
Will do JohnFNotKerry
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB) 32
y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg) Hey! You're not the boss of me! Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB) 33
Good evening morons и спасибо wd
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX) 34
Boobs!
Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (viF8m) 36
TIFW!
S'up??? Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (2WIwB) 37
Hey, isn't CBD on vacation also???
Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s) 39
We can just walk into Canada.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++) 40
I am soooo putting a few car pictures on my truck! I have five of those damn camera within a mile of the Diogenes Domicile."
There was one camera not far away. From the looks of it, I'd say a dually F250 handled the issue... (one could approach from behind) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (XuXeR) 41
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (zMzlR)
==== A prayer for her complete and speedy recovery. And lots of zofran IV drip. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX) 42
I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg) --- ??? Have you MET us? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:22 PM (FZ29D) 43
Monocacy County, Maryland? LOL. Doesn't exist. Nor does it's, uh, "Seriff's Office"...
Posted by: Stu-22 at August 28, 2026 10:22 PM (zOXE5) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:22 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2026 10:22 PM (zi7oe) 46
Hey, isn't CBD on vacation also???
Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV) --- Whoo-hoo!!!! When the COBs're away, the Morons will play! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (FZ29D) 47
My re-post from the dead thread......."Just re-wrote that pig of a broadcast script. Should hit about 2:30, don't know until I record it. But thanks to you guys who gave me a boot in the ass to get back to it. I was pissed, and probably seemed pity-seeking, but I really needed to vent before jumping back in. We'll see how it works out on the tech end tomorrow, but the script is solid enough, I think."
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (vV6n9) 48
Sydney Sweeny... Page Six YouTube channel... no sign-in required so probably not considered unsuitable... but then again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMUCVVpSsY Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Q+gd/) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:24 PM (XuXeR) 50
17 I am soooo putting a few car pictures on my truck! I have five of those damn camera within a mile of the Diogenes Domicile.
Posted by: Diogenes --- A detachable, reusable wrap is what the world needs. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (VPNgR) 51
Evening.
I got a good one today. The neighbors, who are up for felony abuse/neglect, have asked if the wife and I would take their kids. This is hard. I haven't said no yet and am considering it. I've known one since he was two and the other since birth. Oh and my vacation starts in about 2 hours. Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc) 52
Sydney Sweeny... Page Six YouTube channel... no sign-in required so probably not considered unsuitable... but then again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMUCVVpSsY Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Q+gd/) ---- The YouTube hash NAILED it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (FZ29D) 53
Say, who has the keys to the liquor cabinet?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (iIyc0) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 10:26 PM (aJQbY) 55
Eddie, my mostly Maine Coon knows how to open the doors and shutters in the house. Apparently he also knows how to turn the home pods on to play music. Unfortunately he can't close or turn anything off.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:26 PM (VCgbV) 56
I never had particularly large boobs
I've read plenty of big books, however. I don't think Dolly cares if I honor her or not. She was a kind, generous woman, so I hope I honor her appreciating her talent and by loving the Lord in a perhaps smaller way than she evidently did I don't know any weak men except perhaps leftists whom I don't associate with and I don't want to scare little children Sorry if that was too literal . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:27 PM (m6Eem) 57
I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave Vacation is a time to just kick back and act normal, whatever anybody else thinks Posted by: Unconventional Miklos at August 28, 2026 10:27 PM (4RYRd) 58
Say, who has the keys to the liquor cabinet?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (iIyc0) ---- *Hic* Posted by: Hillary at August 28, 2026 10:27 PM (FZ29D) 59
Life ends when you quit. Don't quit.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:27 PM (viF8m) 60
So, that "sex worker" never noticed that being called a whore was an insult?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1) 61
Boobs!
Posted by: Bulg Well, there's these: It takes a lot of money to look this cheap Dolly Parton pix c/o Bits & Pieces https://bit.ly/dolly-pix Michele Ann Marie Fabares (1944-2026) Shelley Fabares pix c/o Bits & Pieces https://bit.ly/shelley-fab I keep getting a lot of these teasing very short shorts in my YT suggestions. Prob'ly AI, lots of them. youtu.be/YFocKjq_4bk Also ran across this very odd item Size Em Up (Big Boobs Short Film 2001) (~15min) https://youtu.be/Gm7byIrEJsQ AAAAND… Something for the ettes Frank James Cooper (1901-1961) c/o Bits & Pieces https://bit.ly/james-cooper-pix Posted by: mindful webworker - sbooby coo at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (oq2IS) 62
Sydney Sweeny... Page Six YouTube channel... no sign-in required so probably not considered unsuitable... but then again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMUCVVpSsY Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Q+gd/) That'll keep Bulg busy for a bit. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB) 63
Whoo-hoo!!!!
When the COBs're away, the Morons will play! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Excellent Most Excellent Posted by: Miklos, templing fingers at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (4RYRd) 64
That WNBA meme is completely unrealistic. She's way too pretty to be mistaken for a WNBA player.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (0Htd1) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (VPNgR) 66
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc
That is quite a testimony to what your neighbors think of you. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (m6Eem) 67
Am I just a lost cause and has the internet been lying to me?
==== Yes and Yes but that is fine because in any case you should never reproduce. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX) 68
51 Evening.
I got a good one today. The neighbors, who are up for felony abuse/neglect, have asked if the wife and I would take their kids. This is hard. I haven't said no yet and am considering it. I've known one since he was two and the other since birth. Oh and my vacation starts in about 2 hours. Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc) lawyer child care state laws there are about 3000 issues here Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur) 69
Excellent
Most Excellent Posted by: Miklos, templing fingers at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (4RYRd) ---- We're watching you... Posted by: Flock Safety at August 28, 2026 10:31 PM (FZ29D) 70
60 So, that "sex worker" never noticed that being called a whore was an insult?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1) She somehow thought being a cum dumpster was alluring to other men? Honey, nobody likes sloppy seconds. Or hundreds. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 10:32 PM (dEHLq) 71
Reforger,
Might be worth it to talk to an attorney. I watched my own grandkids for a time and even for that I needed a Power of Attorney to cover unexpected travel, medical issues, and school stuff. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB) 72
43 Monocacy County, Maryland? LOL. Doesn't exist. Nor does it's, uh, "Seriff's Office"...
Posted by: Stu-22 But there was a Monocacy in Frederick County MD. The town is gone; the river remains. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 28, 2026 10:35 PM (rii+a) 73
Royce White shows up to Indiana Fever game in blonde wig amid WNBA Draft pursuit
The former NBA first-round pick said he was there to 'scout some of the competition' and support the league take the L Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:35 PM (/+uur) 74
Diogenes the Canada Goose has already been renamed Donald Ducks
Posted by: kelly at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (bn0S5) 75
Scary, aren't they?
pic.twitter.com/BaM9VWwIgz — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 27, 2026 And it only gets worse, little dude. Govern yourself accordingly. Posted by: That poor little boy at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Flock, a secret subsidiary of GlobalMiklosCorp at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (4RYRd) 77
Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb) 78
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc) ====== Making a prayer for peace in your house. Holy moly. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX) 79
Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb) --- Instant billionaire. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:38 PM (FZ29D) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m) 81
Posted by: mindful webworker - sbooby coo at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (oq2IS)
Thanks, mww. Gary Copper was a good looking man and a fine actor and sounds like he was a nice guy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (JrHfD) 82
Transgender Canadian golfer sends a blunt message to critics as victories over women pile up
The best women golfers are men. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur) 83
If she could somehow monetize all the lust energy directed at those videos, she'd be a trillionaire. Hell, she'd make Elon look like a pauper. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (w6EFb) 84
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Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley --- Is she vending her panties in Japan? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (VPNgR) 85
Diogenes the Canada Goose has already been renamed Donald Ducks
Posted by: kelly at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (bn0S5) *stamps foot* Why am I always the last to hear this stuff??? Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB) 86
I don't think Dolly cares if I honor her or not. She was a kind, generous woman, so I hope I honor her appreciating her talent and by loving the Lord in a perhaps smaller way than she evidently did…
Posted by: FenelonSpoke 💟 C/o chrissy on PoliNation Zach Williams, Dolly Parton - There Was Jesus https://youtu.be/37wV6D49iEY Posted by: mindful webworker - even when I didn't know it at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (oq2IS) 87
Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley *tries to invest in Japanese vending machines* Posted by: Miklos might be late to the party at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (4RYRd) 88
Andrew McCarthy's eclipse shot from last night: https://t.ly/aHnam That's a 30 photo stack. He had cameras set up at several locations across the country as insurance against weather and clouds. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:41 PM (w6EFb) 89
I got a good one today. The neighbors, who are up for felony abuse/neglect, have asked if the wife and I would take their kids.
This is hard. I haven't said no yet and am considering it. I've known one since he was two and the other since birth. Oh and my vacation starts in about 2 hours. Posted by: Reforger I'd never presume to tell you what to do BUT: We took care of a little one (not our kin) for three years until things settled at home. He was a joy and a gift to us and all that met him. We love that little shit to the moon and back. However, we also had two temporarily that were so damaged by their 'parents' that they are, and will continue to be, a real problem for themselves, caregivers and future prison guards. Good luck - I mean it. Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2026 10:41 PM (zi7oe) 90
Posted by: mindful webworker - even when I didn't know it at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (oq2IS
Thanks. Yes, I saw that earlier today. It is lovely . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:41 PM (JrHfD) 91
The best women golfers are men.
Posted by: r hennigantx --- Read that 4 Women's Championships have been won by men. Canadian men. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:42 PM (VPNgR) 92
I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg) WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THIS?! Posted by: pookysgirl knows better at August 28, 2026 10:42 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2026 10:43 PM (qNSKv) 94
This might be a dumb question. But the ice dam or glacier in Tibet, didn’t geologists notice this massive amount of water building up? “This might be a problem”??
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:43 PM (PVUR/) 95
So, that "sex worker" never noticed that being called a whore was an insult?"
And her biological clock is TICKING! Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:43 PM (XuXeR) 96
Oh, received my car Registration notice in the mail today.
Those bastards want $29 to reup! Robbery!! LOL Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2026 10:45 PM (zi7oe) 97
This might be a dumb question. But the ice dam or glacier in Tibet, didn’t geologists notice this massive amount of water building up? “This might be a problem”??
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:43 PM (PVUR/) ---- It could have been shook loose by a microquake. I think that region is still tectonically very active. No real way to predict the outcome once that happens. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:45 PM (FZ29D) 98
I'm shocked I tell you
Curious how she blames "men on the internet." My dear sweet used-up blown-out ran-through cumdumpster, it's the sisterhood that's been lying to you all these years. The more representative groups of men on the internet do not find whores, current or former, do be suitable wifey/LTR material, no matter what the slatterns cheering you on with their synchronized chants of "YASSS SLAY KWEEN" have been telling you. The ones saying your past and body count shouldn't matter and you're entitled to a billionaire Prince Charming are your fellow whores, whether paid or unpaid. Posted by: This and dead kids are what feminism hath wrought at August 28, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/) 99
The usual suspects are blaming Globull Warmuning for the Nepal glacier collapse. Of course. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb) 100
I want to know where WD got the video of DOOF after drinking!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2026 10:48 PM (NnhvP) 101
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The usual suspects are blaming Globull Warmuning for the Nepal glacier collapse. Of course. Posted by: publius, Glaciers never melted until #BADORANGEMAN!! Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 28, 2026 10:48 PM (rii+a) 102
They're still working out exactly what happened with that thing. Right now, they think a YUGE chunk of glacier just broke off. A 2000' wide chunk of glacier broke loose and plummeted 4000' down the side of the mountain. The ice melted from all that energy release, picked up all sorts of debris, then blocked and mixed with the rivers. Biblical level flood and landslide event at a local level there. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:50 PM (w6EFb) 103
So, that "sex worker" never noticed that being called a whore was an insult?" And her biological clock is TICKING! Posted by: man She should get with AOC and make an omelette. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++) 104
Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg)
WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THIS?! Posted by: pookysgirl knows better --- Mothers know stuff like this. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:50 PM (VPNgR) 105
81 Posted by: mindful webworker - sbooby coo at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (oq2IS)
Thanks, mww. Gary Copper was a good looking man and a fine actor and sounds like he was a nice guy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (JrHfD) Copper was a good actor. You could say he brought a shine to the camera. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:51 PM (2WIwB) 106
The ones saying your past and body count shouldn't matter and you're entitled to a billionaire Prince Charming are your fellow whores, whether paid or unpaid.
Posted by: This and dead kids are what feminism hath wrought He lied about the billion, the royal bastard Posted by: Duchess of Megan at August 28, 2026 10:51 PM (4RYRd) 107
I can hear a marching band but the closest stadium is 7.5 miles away. Weird, I've never heard it before. They had a 2 hour game delay because of lightning so I know that is where it's coming from. Seems really far to hear a band from. It's Texas so
Friday night lights! Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV) 108
I'm still at work right now.
I wouldn't doubt if those kids are telling their keepers that they want to live with us. They are friends with my grands and love it at our house. I don't know what to do. Half of me is all yeah let's do it and the other half is thinking they'ld probably kill us eventually. Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:54 PM (jJAdc) 109
Copper was a good actor. You could say he brought a shine to the camera.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:51 PM (2WIwB) Ron Silver had an unfairly tarnished reputation. Posted by: Lead actors at August 28, 2026 10:54 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:54 PM (viF8m) 111
I save myself a lot of aggravation by avoiding videos of left wing people doing "true confessions" on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:54 PM (xSAlF) 112
I enjoyed the ONT. Thank you.
Perhaps the sex worker should not be so open. Read that however you want. I felt bad laughing at the drunk guy set to music. I also feel bad (no you don't) that you and your brothers and cousins used to sit on a curb (forbidden to cross street) at your grandmother's. We watched The Little Red Schoolhouse for children weekly, back then labeled retarded, and returned to grandmother's and acted the same characters in a playhouse. I know I need to confess this next time to the priest, altho I wasn't Catholic yet so maybe that does not count. Kids: there is a differece in girls and boys we are finding out. Yesterday our girl was an emotional mess over weird stuff after her first full week of kindergarten. Tired vs psychotic. (My husband decided she might be a serial killer when she was 5mo old and bald because she would stare you down.) Now he's sure of it. They finished a game of monopoly while I put the baby to bed. Time to clean up & she kicked the money around and started kicking her big bro til Pop yelled at her for the first time. She wept. She's normally good but crazy. They are good kids for one to be a budding serial killer. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2026 10:55 PM (hzuYO) 113
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They're still working out exactly what happened with that thing. Right now, they think a YUGE chunk of glacier just broke off. A 2000' wide chunk of glacier broke loose and plummeted 4000' down the side of the mountain. ---- There's before and after clip on chickensh*t X of an area that was hit. Trees almost forest surrounding what looked like a factory and adjacent buildings, thousands of sq. ft. All wiped out. The forest and populated area looked like mud slate. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:55 PM (VPNgR) 114
Reforger, if you know the kids and know what you'd be getting into... might be worth it so long as they do sign over power of attorney and all the other appropriate stuff for healthcare and school pickups and so forth.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 10:57 PM (aJQbY) 115
PS
I totally agree with the skeltor guy with the sign about women weeping and recording themselves. It annoys me. I only cry about every 5-7 yrs and would never record it as oh hell no! Why do they do this? It baffles me. I only watch to see how they manage snot with nose rings. I have no pity for whatever they are wailing about. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2026 10:57 PM (hzuYO) 116
Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb) New or used? (Uh, asking for a friend . . .) Posted by: a.moron at August 28, 2026 10:57 PM (X5Jzz) 117
They are good kids for one to be a budding serial killer.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat I think you can start them in Pop Warner Murder League at 4 Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at August 28, 2026 10:58 PM (4RYRd) 118
Sitting on the porch, waiting for the rain to come.
Wee Pooky tried to kick Lil Pooky off my lap today. Those two are going to make Jacob and Esau look like amateurs. Posted by: pookysgirl advises investing in Bandaids at August 28, 2026 10:58 PM (Wt5PA) 119
It could have been shook loose by a microquake.
I think that region is still tectonically very active ——- Well right, but that’s my point. It had to be something they were looking at. Potentially. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:58 PM (PVUR/) 120
111 I save myself a lot of aggravation by avoiding videos of left wing people doing "true confessions" on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke --- Yep, there's enough crazy without supporting it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:58 PM (VPNgR) 121
Totie Fields had a line of lingerie. It was mildly successful.
Posted by: Peek-a-Boo at August 28, 2026 10:59 PM (JM9I6) 122
This is just a "little" local scale version of what happened during Missoula and Bonneville Floods at the end of the last ice age and through the dreaded Younger Dryas. Every culture in the world has some sort of "Flood myth", and that's from our ancient ancestors who witnessed that on a global scale. The Younger Dryas was the Erf doing a Big Reset. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:01 PM (w6EFb) 123
Lol, level 4. Although I dont think the feds are interested in me at all, I dont have interest in optics and prefer stock versions of classic firearms
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 28, 2026 11:02 PM (EcQV6) 124
107 I can hear a marching band but the closest stadium is 7.5 miles away. Weird, I've never heard it before. They had a 2 hour game delay because of lightning so I know that is where it's coming from. Seems really far to hear a band from. It's Texas so
Friday night lights! Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV A high school marching band competion at halftime is a thousand times better than any superbowl halftime in the past thirty years. Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2026 11:03 PM (LHPAg) 125
Back in my day, emotionally distraught young women would just get a bottle of Boone's Farm and work through it.
Posted by: Miklos would alos offer beverage therapy on occasion at August 28, 2026 11:03 PM (4RYRd) 126
A US military judge ruled Friday that confessions made by alleged 9/11 attacks mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to FBI agents are inadmissible and cannot be used against him at trial, The New York Times reported. The ruling comes just before the 25th anniversary of September 11, 2001, attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania. This week, the trial date for Mohammed and three others accused plotters was set for June 5, 2028, at the US naval base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 11:04 PM (Cqx++) 127
There's some CCTV videos of this thing that have been posted of this. It's hard to take. You see dozens to hundreds of people running for their lives and then the wall of water and debris just consumes them all. I boggle at what the *sound* of that coming would've been like. Sheer terror in their last moments of life. And then there are videos of them pulling survivors out of the mud. They're covered in mud, and all of them have that blank thousand-yard stare. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:04 PM (w6EFb) 128
I turned 23 in Pattaya Beach, Thailand when I was in the Navy. I was so drunk kept falling off my bar stool and had to be carried back to the bangka liberty boat and basically poured into it.
Posted by: Bert G at August 28, 2026 11:07 PM (VARTN) Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2026 11:08 PM (mP0Kj) 130
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to figure out how much the circles on a Venn diagram would overlap between people who support Lindsay Clancy and those who wear Handmaid's Tale costumes to political rallies.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2026 11:08 PM (O9Gow) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:09 PM (aJQbY) 132
Boobed starlets like Sweeney should just market their undies to guys, then retire with the resultant fortune to some undisclosed island.
Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2026 11:09 PM (77rzZ) 133
I turned 23 in Pattaya Beach, Thailand when I was in the Navy. I was so drunk kept falling off my bar stool and had to be carried back to the bangka liberty boat and basically poured into it.
Posted by: Bert G Daddy! Posted by: soon to be US citizen Throngpat at August 28, 2026 11:09 PM (4RYRd) 134
The one video I saw of the Chinese border post area being consumed was the most spectacular nature scene I've ever seen. Looked like a mediocre CGI movie effect, but it was all real.
Catastrophic geologic and weather events are how the Earth's surface has been shaped for ..... 100s of millions of years. It's a (redundant) measure of how collapsed science is, and how scientifically illiterate and just practically dumb the world's populace is, that "human influence" on "climate" is treated as anything more than a marginal and implausible hypothesis. Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2026 11:10 PM (U/Byj) 135
128 I turned 23 in Pattaya Beach, Thailand when I was in the Navy. I was so drunk kept falling off my bar stool and had to be carried back to the bangka liberty boat and basically poured into it.
Posted by: Bert G at August 28, 2026 11:07 PM (VARTN You just triggered a dozen or so flashbacks Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2026 11:10 PM (LHPAg) 136
They were thinking it was an earthquake that triggered it. But the latest from the USGS looking at the seismic data is the first even was that glacier breaking loose, and no triggering earthquake. "Tectonic uplift" was probably a big factor. The mountains are sort of still being pushed up slowly, and the chunk of glacier just reached the breaking point. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:11 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:11 PM (aJQbY) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:12 PM (aJQbY) 139
There's some CCTV videos of this thing that have been posted of this. It's hard to take. You see dozens to hundreds of people running for their lives and then the wall of water and debris just consumes them all.
---------- I went down that valley about 10 years ago on a trip from the Tibetan border to Kathmandu. I recognized locations in some of the footage. It's mind-boggling. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 11:12 PM (4Je4D) 140
News item: “U.S. military confirmed what many long suspected: Iran never successfully deployed mines into the Strait and in fact were so incompetent the U.S. found fewer than 5 active mines in the entire region.”
There were however about 200 “suspicious objects”. Many of them were just plastic bags full of trash that the Iranians dumped to fake everyone out. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2026 11:12 PM (GWwCk) 141
Sydney Sweeny... Page Six YouTube channel... no sign-in required so probably not considered unsuitable... but then again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMUCVVpSsY Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Q+gd/) Nice. Seems like just a matter of time before she does porn. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 11:13 PM (S41Gd) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 11:14 PM (viF8m) Posted by: wth at August 28, 2026 11:14 PM (oq9dX) 144
There's another ship heading to Thailand after being at sea for over 250 days....
Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 11:14 PM (VCgbV) 145
Many of them were just plastic bags full of trash that the Iranians dumped to fake everyone out.
Posted by: Tom Servo Hell, we been doing that around here for years Posted by: Miklos, Lot 287A Trailer Acres at August 28, 2026 11:15 PM (4RYRd) 146
>> Gravity has it in for all of us, honestly....
Gravity is the weakest of all the four fundamental forces, but it always wins in the end. On all scales, basically. The other three, while much stronger, can be both attractive and repulse and have positive and negative source "charges" that cancel out. Gravity on the other hand is always attractive, and the "charge" is mass, which is always positive and always attractive. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb) 147
Tectonic uplift" was probably a big factor. The mountains are sort of still being pushed up slowly, and the chunk of glacier just reached the breaking point.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:11 PM (w6EFb) I’ve noticed a dissonance between reports; some say that a glacier collapsed, others say it was a large rock face which supported part of the glacier that collapsed and brought that part of the glacier down. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2026 11:17 PM (GWwCk) 148
That evil Clancy woman had better be found guilty. I have read a bit about her premeditation, but not the horror of what she did to those poor babies.
She looks mean, which would be all I'd need for a guilty verdict. Or if the person was ugly. Because I am fair. Her profile reminds me of a bird of prey. A buzzard. There is something very wrong with the women who support her (I know they are pro-abortion just by looking at them). It would be a much better world if I was in charge. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2026 11:17 PM (hzuYO) 149
Miklos!
Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2026 11:18 PM (77rzZ) 150
Good YT channels to watch--
tensione - nicely dramatic film music. pelodelperro - obscure classical music, mostly avant-garde. What could it hurt, right? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 28, 2026 11:18 PM (CHHv1) 151
Wee Pooky tried to kick Lil Pooky off my lap today. Those two are going to make Jacob and Esau look like amateurs.
Posted by: pookysgirl I see Clot buster and no needle stitch kits in your future. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2026 11:20 PM (NnhvP) 152
We want Presdent Obama back as Presdent because Trump is hurting peeple.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 28, 2026 11:21 PM (2lg3V) 153
144 There's another ship heading to Thailand after being at sea for over 250 days....
--- Those girls are going to be rich. Hope they spend their money wisely. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:23 PM (VPNgR) 154
girls? In Thailand?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:23 PM (aJQbY) 155
Boobed starlets like Sweeney should just market their undies to guys, then retire with the resultant fortune to some undisclosed island.
Posted by: Bulg ..... Where do I sign up? Hope she sells them all before we get to the island. Posted by: wth at August 28, 2026 11:25 PM (oq9dX) 156
Those girls are going to be rich. Hope they spend their money wisely.
-------- Girls and probably a few very cute Thai guys in tight dresses. 250 days, you know. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 11:25 PM (4Je4D) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:25 PM (VPNgR) 158
Mary, you sound remarkably sober this evening.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 11:27 PM (RIvkX) 159
I turned 23 in Pattaya Beach, Thailand when I was in the Navy. I was so drunk kept falling off my bar stool and had to be carried back to the bangka liberty boat and basically poured into it.
Posted by: Bert G When asked I would tell people I drank because of how you were treated, vs. drugs where you went to captains mast, became a guest at the Marine brig, and the started over as an E1 deck ape. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2026 11:27 PM (NnhvP) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 11:27 PM (viF8m) 161
A psychiatrist who testified against Lindsay Clancy at her murder trial resigned from his hospital job hours after taking the stand.
... .. Mack - repeatedly clashed with defense attorney Kevin Reddington when he returned for cross-examination via Zoom on Monday. That same day, Mack, 54, resigned from his role as a psychiatrist at Nemours Children's Health in Delaware. 'Dr Avram Mack is no longer employed by Nemours Children's Health. He resigned on Monday, August 24,' a hospital spokesperson told the Daily Mail. --- Speculating - Nemours Children's Health fired him because he didn't tow the DSI line. Is Nemours a chop shop? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:30 PM (VPNgR) 162
Royce White shows up to Indiana Fever game in blonde wig amid WNBA Draft pursuit
The former NBA first-round pick said he was there to 'scout some of the competition' and support the league Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:31 PM (VPNgR) 163
> There is something very wrong with the women who support her (I know they are pro-abortion just by looking at them).
It would be a much better world if I was in charge. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2026 11:17 PM (hzuYO) I've been dating (I guess you'd call it) a bit since I moved into this senior apartment complex. I'm going to start casually bringing this up in conversation. Pro-Clancy = not happening. Not that reproduction is an issue at my stage of life, but character still matters. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2026 11:31 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:31 PM (aJQbY) 165
"Boston was very much 70s.
It was a studio concoction. Some talented studio musicians but absolutely terrible as a live band." And Blue Oyster Cult, another quintessential 70s band, was the opposite. Terrible (well, not *terrible*) in the studio but absolutely the pinnacle of live rock music. Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 28, 2026 11:31 PM (Fv808) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:32 PM (aJQbY) 167
>> "human influence" on "climate" is treated as anything more than a marginal and implausible hypothesis.
All you have to look at is the dreaded Younger Dryas. Now that was climate change. Big Time. 70 - 80% of North American megafauna were wiped out. That was the mammoths, elephants, dire wolves, giant beavers, saber tooth tigers, lions, etc, etc. All wiped out in a geological instant. And obviously humans had fuck all to do with it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb) 168
When Royce White was asked by OutKick why he was there,
White said, "All hail Queen Roysha, the queen has arrived, it's great to be here... I'm here because Black trans lesbians matter, and we've always mattered, we've always existed... I'm here to participate and scout some of the competition maybe as well." Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:33 PM (VPNgR) 169
> If nothing else, who is it safe to turn your back on?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:32 PM (aJQbY) Right. And what if it got serious? Would you want a pro-Clancy woman to be making the decision as to whether to pull your plug? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2026 11:34 PM (IG3/x) 170
My fascination with the Younger Dryas of late led me to read on the "uniformitarianism/gradualism" vs catastrophism debate in the early days of geology. Very heated it got (read the story of J. Harlen Bretz). Now, I think the true picture is both. We have long periods of boring gradualism punctuated by short periods of pure terror. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb) 171
I'm here because Black trans lesbians
matter, and we've always mattered, we've always existed... Yaas kween slay! Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:36 PM (aJQbY) 172
Something I did not know:
The part of Baby Moses in the Cecil B. DeMille "Ten Commandments" was played by Charlton Heston's real-life son. DeMille knew Heston's wife was pregnant. When she gave birth he sent her a telegram stating "Congratulations! He's got the part." Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2026 11:38 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2026 11:38 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 11:39 PM (/QHx4) 175
In 1979, they awarded J. Harlen the Penrose Medal, the highest honor in geology. He was 96, and died soon after in 1981. He was totally vindicated and honored. He remarked at the time that all his old enemies were dead, and he had no one to gloat over. His enemies back in the day tried to absolutely destroy him. It amazes me how mean people can get with this stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb) 176
Gravity on the other hand is always attractive, and the "charge" is mass, which is always positive and always attractive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley I reckon that explains Darleen Posted by: Miklos has been Jethro Bodine puzzling on that at August 28, 2026 11:41 PM (4RYRd) 177
18 I’ll bet any amount of money that somewhere at the State Department, there is now a wall filled with dozens of those un-official photographs of Secretary Rubio. Suitably framed, naturally.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:11 PM (PVUR/) Maybe! IIRC, the Cabinet gave Marco a framed collage of Rubio Realizes memes, signed by everyone incl. Trump. Posted by: SciVo at August 28, 2026 11:42 PM (ke3zm) 178
>>And Blue Oyster Cult, another quintessential 70s band, was the opposite. Terrible (well, not *terrible*) in the studio but absolutely the pinnacle of live rock music.
Golden retriever head tilt. Means no. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 11:43 PM (viF8m) Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 11:44 PM (/QHx4) 180
131 tankdemon,
Probably a perfect overlap. Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:09 PM (aJQbY) That's the conclusion I arrived at. Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2026 11:44 PM (O9Gow) 181
Miklos!
Posted by: Bulg Is that a Bulg in your nic or just happy to see anything that moves after 250 days on that ship? Posted by: Miklos has Business Interests in the Kingdom of Thailand at August 28, 2026 11:45 PM (4RYRd) 182
And obviously humans had fuck all to do with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb Some live to say “oh the paleo Indians did it” without noticing that humans have been hunting the megafauna in Africa for who knows how many thousands of years, and never wiped them out. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2026 11:45 PM (GWwCk) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:46 PM (VPNgR) 184
165: "Boston was very much 70s.
It was a studio concoction. Some talented studio musicians but absolutely terrible as a live band." I saw Boston live in the mid 90s. They were great live. 20 years later, I guess they figured it out. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 28, 2026 11:46 PM (rii+a) 185
I’m telling you. Don’t misunderstand, I’m sure he is well respected and appreciated, due honorifics are always employed and the rest of it.
But those pics are hilarious, and I’m sure he doesn’t take himself too seriously, which is what makes for a good leader. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 11:47 PM (PVUR/) 186
41 minutes left until vacation.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 11:49 PM (jJAdc) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:49 PM (VPNgR) 188
26 Dave, a difficult thing I found sometimes with interviews, when someone really needs a job, it has an odor so to speak, and they can smell it. Desperation. Make sure to cut through that and exude genuine confidence. They can smell that too.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (PVUR/) Genuine is the key. Creating actual value. One option is gig work. I don't just mean driving for Uber or DoorDash; a younger cousin of mine showed me Fiverr, for even things like helping a small business with its data, like converting an Excel spreadsheet to a proper database, or generating useful reports. Another is volunteer work, which I sometimes do when I'm between jobs. I used to prefer hospitals, though now I would steer away from that for post-covid clotshot tyranny. My other go-to was a food bank. There are lots of things. If you play your cards right, you could maybe even parlay it into starting your own grifter NGO for generational wealth! Posted by: SciVo at August 28, 2026 11:50 PM (ke3zm) 189
>>hmmm, thinking a Dead head would like Blue Oyster Cult?
Do. There was never a better a live band than the dead. They literally defined the genre. https://tinyurl.com/3594k65t Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 11:50 PM (viF8m) 190
Greetings Everyone!
Planning on being home Tuesday. It's been a long, strange trip....looking forward to being home. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 28, 2026 11:50 PM (OPxR2) 191
Doesn't exist. Nor does it's, uh, "Seriff's Office"...
Posted by: Stu-22 That would be the "sans-Seriff's Office" Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 28, 2026 11:51 PM (Fv808) 192
A leader who can laugh at himself, not just his own jokes, is a treasure.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:51 PM (aJQbY) 193
If nothing else, who is it safe to turn your back on?
Posted by: RandomDave What they do? They smile in your face All the time, they want to take your place Posted by: Miklos quotes the O'Jays at August 28, 2026 11:52 PM (4RYRd) 194
The FDA now reports 11,458 illnesses across 20 states,
--- Know what the article doesn't tell you? Yeah. Which states. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:52 PM (VPNgR) 195
His enemies back in the day tried to absolutely destroy him. It amazes me how mean people can get with this stuff. Sounds familiar. Posted by: COVID at August 28, 2026 11:52 PM (Cqx++) 196
SciVo - writing that one down. Gig IT work might make the balance if I end up with a 'doesn't quite cover the bills' job. Heck, I'll look it up now and try getting set up over the weekend...
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:53 PM (aJQbY) 197
A leader who can laugh at himself, not just his own jokes, is a treasure.
Posted by: RandomDave Spare this one For now Posted by: Mostly Benevolent Dictator Papa Miklos Doc at August 28, 2026 11:54 PM (4RYRd) 198
The whole Sweeney ad thing is problematic. Might have to watch again to solve. Posted by: Auspex at August 28, 2026 11:54 PM (Y8DZL) 199
The idea the Clovis or whoever wiped out those species out via overhunting is just ridiculous. Not just one species, but dozens? That aligns with the "humans are bad for the planet" narrative the lunatics are pushing now. Interesting thing is Africa seems to have fared the Younger Dryas event the best of all. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:54 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:56 PM (aJQbY) 201
Boston, the band, their history is a give away. Of all the albums and singles, one (1), one is live. That's a tell.
OK, lead guitar, take #106, and 2,3,4. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:56 PM (VPNgR) 202
And there were a few cowards in the J. Harlen story as well. Other geologists had evidence he was right, or at least on to something pretty good, but they didn't come forward for fear of the "elders" at the time. They just sat on their hands. This is were the old quote that "science advances one funeral at a time" comes from. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb) 203
41 minutes left until vacation.
Posted by: Reforger 'Hey Ref...um...I'm gonna need you to come in...." Posted by: Regional Assistant Manager Miklos at August 28, 2026 11:57 PM (4RYRd) 204
I'm expecting it Miklos.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 11:58 PM (jJAdc) 205
Interesting thing is Africa seems to have fared the Younger Dryas event the best of all.
-------- There's a theory there. The tasty animals in Africa evolved along with the ape-men and natural selection ensured that the animals who were wily enough to stay off the menu were the ones that produced the most offspring. Sort of a long-running arms race where parity was more or less maintained. In the New World the spear-carriers showed up all at once, and the animals didn't have time to adjust. So they just stood around and got massacred. This is something I read on the internet. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:00 AM (4Je4D) 206
Ref, if you could come in tomorrow around 9, that would be great, mmkay? And I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday, too.
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at August 29, 2026 12:01 AM (aJQbY) 207
The Dead were a bunch of good players who (get that Tony?) had a lot of fun and made a lot of money dicking around.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:02 AM (VPNgR) 208
Maybe I saw that in a Gary Larson cartoon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:03 AM (4Je4D) Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2026 12:04 AM (mP0Kj) 210
Off, jerkwad sock!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 12:04 AM (aJQbY) 211
I think it was a very small number of mines found, only half of them properly emplaced (think Don said this himself today).
No shocker. We're not dealing with an elite military here. As Rabin said to our small group, when asked to explain Israel's history of military successes: "first, you must consider our enemies". Even better are very credible reports of US hydrologic engineering, removing natural features to create/improve a channel near the Omani coast. The only real comprehensive/permanent solution here is end of the pernicious regime, but systematically weakening or destroying their points of leverage is a beautiful process. Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2026 12:05 AM (U/Byj) 212
209 OK.... this is just funny...
Milo Y overstayed his Visa, and has been arrested by ICE. Posted by: Romeo13 I forgot about that guy. I guess his 15 minutes is up. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 12:08 AM (rii+a) 213
>>Boston, the band, their history is a give away. Of all the albums and singles, one (1), one is live. That's a tell.
Some bands are born in a studio. Some before a live audience. Boston was the former. Doesn't matter. Like what you like. Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 12:08 AM (viF8m) Posted by: Unspecified Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:08 AM (4RYRd) 215
"Sex worker." There's your problem, right there. Prostitute. Hooker. Whore. Those are the unvarnished terms. The ones that convey exactly how men see things. No, stable, good providers do not want to put a ring on that, even if they're willing to pay for it. They'll rent it. But they don't want to rent to own. This shouldn't be hard. But we've decided to adopt language designed to avoid the truth, and fools believe the new dictionary.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 29, 2026 12:09 AM (1T1MZ) 216
Sweating was a pretty fortunate evolutionary happenstance for humans. That's how we win. We're pack endurance hunters and we dissipate heat at unusual levels that let us force our prey into heat exhaustion before we moved for the kill.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 29, 2026 12:09 AM (r7+Q7) 217
Okay, since we're talking live albums, why are all the songs from Cheap Trick that I hear on the radio clearly from live performances? Did they just never record studio albums?
Posted by: pookysgirl wants to know at August 29, 2026 12:11 AM (Wt5PA) 218
Doesn't matter. Like what you like.
Posted by: JackStraw --- True, very true. But I have more respect for a band, any style band, that can do a live performance as well or better than studio work. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:11 AM (VPNgR) 219
Some live to say “oh the paleo Indians did it” without noticing that humans have been hunting the megafauna in Africa for who knows how many thousands of years, and never wiped them out.
Posted by: Tom Servo ------ Obligatory Far Sde cartoon: https://shorturl.at/IkgsE Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2026 12:11 AM (XeU6L) 220
Obligatory Far Sde cartoon:
https://shorturl.at/IkgsE Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Facebook? You must be OLD Posted by: Moderately Youthful Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:14 AM (4RYRd) 221
>> Obligatory Far Sde cartoon:
Facebook is cleverly hiding the bottom with the caption, demanding you sign up. So what was the punch line with that? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb) 222
Obligatory Far Sde cartoon:
https://shorturl.at/IkgsE Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. --- Crappy link. Better: https://shorturl.at/2Xm27 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2026 12:16 AM (XeU6L) 223
Doesn't matter. Like what you like.
Posted by: JackStraw For me, it's easier and more convenient to not like things. Posted by: Moderately Curmudgeonly Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:16 AM (4RYRd) 224
>>But I have more respect for a band, any style band, that can do a live performance as well or better than studio work.
Me too. But I've always loved live music. You can't do this in a studio. https://tinyurl.com/rmua2bes Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 12:17 AM (viF8m) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 12:17 AM (w6EFb) 226
But I have more respect for a band, any style band, that can do a live performance as well or better than studio work.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:11 AM (VPNgR) Its amazing how some bands can sound amazing on an album but they'll be a complete bag of ass live. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2026 12:19 AM (S41Gd) 227
224 >>But I have more respect for a band, any style band, that can do a live performance as well or better than studio work.
--------- Consider those bands who couldn't play their own songs because the studio tracks were done by rented studio musicians. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:19 AM (4Je4D) 228
216 Sweating was a pretty fortunate evolutionary happenstance for humans. That's how we win. We're pack endurance hunters and we dissipate heat at unusual levels that let us force our prey into heat exhaustion before we moved for the kill.
Posted by: Bilwis - Never heard that. Very interesting. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:20 AM (VPNgR) 229
"Me and my Arrow / Straighter than narrow / Wherever we go / Everyone knows / It's me and my Arrow"
Posted by: Harry Miklos-Nilsson at August 29, 2026 12:20 AM (4RYRd) 230
Posted by: Bilwis -
Never heard that. Very interesting. Posted by: Braenyard That's why divorcee Cougars head for Cancun at Spring Break Posted by: Miklos has heard stories at August 29, 2026 12:22 AM (4RYRd) 231
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Consider those bands who couldn't play their own songs because the studio tracks were done by rented studio musicians. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) --- An adulteration and abomination. Shame upon them. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:22 AM (VPNgR) 232
Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb) Will she make more money from the lingerie or the posters of her wearing it, that ends up in boys bedrooms? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 29, 2026 12:23 AM (qx7Zg) 233
>>Flock Cameras
Years ago, when I worked for a telecommunications company, I was on a project team for wiretapping compliance in each service country. The team lead made up shirts with this on them: “[project name] We listen to our customers” Heh Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2026 12:24 AM (X8xt3) 234
Will she make more money from the lingerie or the posters of her wearing it, that ends up in boys bedrooms?
--------- Or prison cells. Posted by: Andy Dufresne at August 29, 2026 12:25 AM (4Je4D) 235
For me, it's easier and more convenient to not like things.
Posted by: Moderately Curmudgeonly Miklos --- I've followed your links. Really, is there anything you don't like? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:25 AM (VPNgR) 236
The team lead made up shirts with this on them:
“[project name] We listen to our customers” The logo was pretty cool too Posted by: Bob from Flock, formerly NSA at August 29, 2026 12:26 AM (4RYRd) 237
Logging off time. Putting the blog to bed (for me, anyway). It's sad. Like the closing theme on Pee Wee's Playhouse.🥹
Someone posted a link to Dolly and a couple of gals singing a Dylan classic. https://youtu.be/Gc6abzNVmEE Alas, it wasn't miked very well. So I looked up Dylan's original. Pretty good song, really. https://youtu.be/1iHhWh9FtsQ G'nite, y'all.💤 Posted by: mindful webworker - don't blink twice at August 29, 2026 12:27 AM (oq2IS) 238
We have long periods of boring gradualism punctuated by short periods of pure terror.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Baseball Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 12:27 AM (Fv808) 239
I've followed your links. Really, is there anything you don't like?
Posted by: Braenyard - Rutabagas Posted by: Adamant Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:27 AM (4RYRd) 240
hmmm, thinking a Dead head would like Blue Oyster Cult?
Posted by: Braenyard This is BOC jamming backstage in 1975. Play from :15 and close your eyes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0A-8pbCmCw Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 12:30 AM (Fv808) Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 12:30 AM (/QHx4) 242
That's why divorcee Cougars head for Cancun at Spring Break
Posted by: Miklos has heard stories --- www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHJ1OTrkim4 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:31 AM (VPNgR) 243
Are rutabagas and turnips kinda the same?
Posted by: four seasons Perhaps I am taking no chances Posted by: Rutabaga Risk Averse Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:33 AM (4RYRd) 244
Lizzy - oh, that's wonderfully horrible!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 12:33 AM (aJQbY) 245
201 Boston, the band, their history is a give away. Of all the albums and singles, one (1), one is live. That's a tell.
OK, lead guitar, take #106, and 2,3,4. They really weren't ever a band. One guy in his basement, multi tracking and eventually bringing in a drummer and a singer. The "band" only existed to do concerts which never happened until the first album became a big hit the year after it was released Posted by: Azjaeger at August 29, 2026 12:33 AM (3/XaG) 246
Lol Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 12:34 AM (/QHx4) 247
Consider those bands who couldn't play their own songs because the studio tracks were done by rented studio musicians.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:19 AM (4Je4D) Thats a big piss off to me. There was a song from a metal band I really liked, so I decided to learn it. The lead was intense, very fast and required serious dexterity. I took me a few days to get the nuts and bolts of it, which for me is a long time, but it was that kind of lead, but I got it. I see the band live and they play the song. I said oh boy here's the lead...and it sounds frigging horrible. Not even close, not in the same league, not even in the same universe. I mentioned it to somebody and he tells me, well that dude didn't play the lead on the album. It turns out another guitar player from a different band stepped in to do it. That pissed me off. I wanted to see how he did it, and it wasn't even him. Fucker... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2026 12:34 AM (S41Gd) 248
Will she make more money from the lingerie or the posters of her wearing it, that ends up in boys bedrooms?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 29, 2026 12:23 AM (qx7Zg) Not just boys! Posted by: A Bevey of Bulldykes at August 29, 2026 12:35 AM (SaqCM) 249
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHJ1OTrkim4
Posted by: Braenyard - Lana Turner was just a nice Carolina country girl Posted by: Miklos concedes the need for Exceptions at August 29, 2026 12:35 AM (4RYRd) 250
205 Interesting thing is Africa seems to have fared the Younger Dryas event the best of all.” Younger Dryas was a northern hemisphere event , wasn’t it? Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2026 12:37 AM (GWwCk) 251
What was horrible is how many countries have no privacy. One demanded its own room within the site, where a government employee could sit and listen in on any call, any time/all the time.
Appreciate the 4th amendment, regardless of its weakening over time w/tech development. Like our first amendment, not perfect, but better than anywhere else, bigly! Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2026 12:38 AM (X8xt3) 252
Its amazing how some bands can sound amazing on an album but they'll be a complete bag of ass live.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division -- Not up to speed. Need retakes and separate tracts for everyone, one at a time. They aren't rely a band as we think of one. If you can't perform in front of an audience what are you? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:38 AM (VPNgR) 253
Braenyard - an introvert?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 12:40 AM (aJQbY) Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 12:43 AM (viF8m) 255
Okay, since we're talking live albums, why are all the songs from Cheap Trick that I hear on the radio clearly from live performances?
——- A great many commercial “Live” performance recordings really are not, they dub in the audience noises to studio recordings. Or at best do a lot of overdubs and backing tracks later, in the studio. It’s tricky to get good live performances, there aren’t any do-overs and the quality of the recording itself isn’t that great sometimes. Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 12:44 AM (PVUR/) 256
"Me and my Arrow / Straighter than narrow / Wherever we go / Everyone knows / It's me and my Arrow" Posted by: Harry Miklos-Nilsson I get the point. Posted by: COVID at August 29, 2026 12:44 AM (Cqx++) 257
They aren't rely a band as we think of one.
If you can't perform in front of an audience what are you? —— The reverse is also true, more than once I’ve heard band members maintain they were never really able to capture their live band sound in the studio for that reason. Close, maybe, just not close enough. Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 12:47 AM (PVUR/) 258
>> Younger Dryas was a northern hemisphere event , wasn’t it?
Mostly. The big cooling was mostly in the north. There was continued warming somewhat in Antarctica, I think, and the tropical area is more complex, with changes in the monsoon and rainfall patterns. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 12:48 AM (w6EFb) 259
A random bit of music earlier today caused me to contemplate more deeply the wisdom of the Ancient Greeks.
I believe it may have been Testicles who posed one of the most fundamental questions of introspection in the course of this ephemeral existence-for who can truly answer with perfect knowledge and certainty? "Who's making love To your Old Lady While you are out making love" Posted by: Miklos has been listening to WWOZ, it is true at August 29, 2026 12:52 AM (4RYRd) 260
You’ll notice that a lot of performers “dumb down” the tune when they play live. It might be in the same key, but that’s about it. Tricky or elaborate guitar parts, nah, the hell with that, they just stand there and strum.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 12:52 AM (PVUR/) 261
It’s tricky to get good live performances, there aren’t any do-overs and the quality of the recording itself isn’t that great sometimes.
Posted by: Common Tate --- Shoot the engineer and the sound man. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:52 AM (VPNgR) Posted by: Tunes to Covid to at the store at August 29, 2026 12:53 AM (4RYRd) 263
260 You’ll notice that a lot of performers “dumb down” the tune when they play live. It might be in the same key, but that’s about it. Tricky or elaborate guitar parts, nah, the hell with that, they just stand there and strum.
Posted by: Common Tate --- I come from a different style of music where live performances are usually 'opened up' and are much more elaborative. Of course, the venues are usually smaller and more intimate. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:57 AM (VPNgR) 264
And it seems to be the drop in temperatures was highly seasonal. Winters got really cold, but summers didn't change much, maybe a little warmer in some places. So, very strong seasonal pattern, which compressed the growing season. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 12:58 AM (w6EFb) 265
Founded by Alexander Hamilton as the first industrial city in America, Paterson, N.J., is now home to America’s largest Palestinian community and largest proportion of Muslim residents. Today, New Jersey’s third-largest city is effectively run by its 30,000 Muslims, some of whom say they don’t need to learn English because it’s like living “back home” in an Arab city.
Paterson holds an annual Palestinian flag-raising ceremony, during which residents chant, “Free Free Palestine!” And in 2022, it renamed a five-block stretch of Main Street “Palestine Way.” --- Well, enough of that. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:00 AM (VPNgR) 266
Good FCS game on ESPN. The Idaho Vandals were down to Cal-Poly 21-10 in the first half. They are now up 31-24 in the 4th Qt.
Cal-Poly? Polytechnic? Polyamory? It is California, could be the second one. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 01:00 AM (rii+a) 267
Happy Friday Horde!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:03 AM (ibDUx) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:03 AM (VPNgR) 269
The philosophical arguments between Testicles and his wife Ovariae were epic. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 01:03 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:04 AM (/QHx4) 271
Paterson, N.J., is now home to America’s largest Palestinian community and largest proportion of Muslim residents.
Braenyard - so it's *not* Detroit/Hamtramck, etc? Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 01:09 AM (aJQbY) 272
The philosophical arguments between Testicles and his wife Ovariae were epic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley The full text is lost to time, but one of their most famous Dialogues is known as "Shuduppa You Face". Posted by: Scholarly Miklos at August 29, 2026 01:14 AM (4RYRd) 273
And there was that time Ovariae caught Testicles "debating" with that trollop Clitorides. Ovariae threw him out, and I think that's when he first measured the earth. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 01:14 AM (w6EFb) 274
Braenyard - so it's *not* Detroit/Hamtramck, etc?
Posted by: RandomDave American Medinas: Turning US Cities Into ‘Beachheads’ for Islam By Paul Sperry, RealClearInvestigations, August 25, 2026: -- Detroit is disorganized street gangs, I think. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:14 AM (VPNgR) Posted by: Miklos says "it's an evening" at August 29, 2026 01:16 AM (4RYRd) 276
Detroit, Muslims are out numbered. They like to ambush. Chances are is the went up against disassociated street gangs in Detroit they would be wiped out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:17 AM (VPNgR) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:21 AM (VPNgR) 278
I haven't seen JQ tonight. I am hoping she is well.
Posted by: four seasons -- Think Friday is next door get together night. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:24 AM (VPNgR) Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:26 AM (/QHx4) 280
The Cal-Poly Mustangs pull a rabbit out of a hat and beat Idaho! Ok, not yet. Still have 9 seconds to go. 38-34 Cal-Poly. Had to look up where Cal-Poly was located. West of Bakersfield, along the coast. Kind of halfway between San Francisco and LA. Idaho U is located in Moscow, Idaho.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 01:27 AM (rii+a) 281
Night Miklos.
Hi four seasons, I am good, thanks, hopefully JQ is good too, maybe she is getting some rest. I got that stupid earworm stuck in my head and went and looked up some Plymouth Arrow information, I don't remember a ton of them on the road. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx) 282
Just about finished my chocolate covered almonds.
It's time to bid adieu. Enjoy the evening. 'night. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:34 AM (VPNgR) Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:35 AM (/QHx4) 284
Friday night greetings--
Neighbors at end of road had an emergency tonight-- the wife was having chest pain, ended up going to hospital in ambulance. Please pray for Kathy! Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:39 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:40 AM (/QHx4) 286
Hi, four seasons. Thanks. Kathy is a very sweet lady, and just barely 29!
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:44 AM (/QHx4) 288
Lol. But I think she's not even 70 yet. Doesn't drink or smoke, is physically active and "eats healthy"...
Damned if ya do, damned if ya don't. Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:47 AM (rdVOm) 289
98 Curious how she blames "men on the internet." My dear sweet used-up blown-out ran-through cumdumpster, it's the sisterhood that's been lying to you all these years. . . .
Posted by: This and dead kids are what feminism hath wrought at August 28, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/) I'm starting to lean toward questioning whether it's even nonfiction. The 'lesson' of the purported complaint is to not believe everything you read on the internet, right? I can picture a troll thinking that was cute and meta, for the story and narrator to also be lies. My reasoning is because there's a significant minority of men that are full-blown Dark Triad, and would get a kick out of lying to keep her whoring, so they could use her and then marry someone else. But! They would also be doing it to her face. Many of her customers would be in that camp, so if she even existed, then she should've known them well enough to disbelieve them. Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 01:47 AM (ke3zm) 290
Most of the shit on the internet is just made up shit. I ignore it. So many people want to be victims. Hey, maybe someone will start a go fund me. Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:51 AM (/QHx4) 291
E-thot story is clickbait, imo. Bleh.
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:51 AM (/QHx4) 293
Hi JQ, prayers up for Kathy.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:52 AM (ibDUx) 294
I got that stupid earworm stuck in my head and went and looked up some Plymouth Arrow information, I don't remember a ton of them on the road.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx) Slayer's Angel of death will remove all ear worms, trust me. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2026 01:54 AM (S41Gd) Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm) 296
And how are YOU Debby?
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm) 297
280 Had to look up where Cal-Poly was located. West of Bakersfield, along the coast. Kind of halfway between San Francisco and LA. Idaho U is located in Moscow, Idaho.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 01:27 AM (rii+a) There are two Cal-Polys. Cal-Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, on the central coast, and Cal-Poly Pomona located east of Los Angeles. Poly = Polytechnic. Mainly science and engineering. I believe SLO also has a fairly large Agricultural program. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 29, 2026 01:58 AM (OPxR2) 298
Re: clickbait ho--
Doesn't everyone discuss their sordid past and body-count on a first or second date? /s Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 02:04 AM (/QHx4) 300
Currently working X/Twitter viewers, as of tonight.
Courtesy Grok (the irony): softwe dot com (blocked by my provider, Spectrum) carryfeed dot com (verified, it works. click "open file" to view the video. I used the Fido Friday tweet ONT WTF tweet above. Does not work with Brave shields up.) tweetviewer dot com (verified, same tweet, it just works, and plays the video just fine, works with Brave shields up) Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 29, 2026 02:09 AM (IhL8c) 301
Evening, ONT Horde, and WD, if you are still awake. Home from car club meet in Calgary at the crack of midnight. Faint aurora visible tonight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2026 02:10 AM (1z8ji) 302
JQ, he is fine, I got home about 8:30 this morning, he had to wait around for a cat scan because he hit his head. I have a feeling that he is going to become a frequent flyer at the ER, lots of falls recently. He really can't walk but he keeps trying to anyway. C'est la vie.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 02:19 AM (ibDUx) 303
I believe SLO also has a fairly large Agricultural program.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan It used to stink something fierce with all the cows, although nothing stunk worse than that 5-10 mile stretch of I-5 near 580 (or vice versa), where the freeway was next to a ranch. I don't understand how that thing was allowed to exist there. It was unbelievably bad. Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 02:19 AM (Fv808) 304
>>He really can't walk but he keeps trying to anyway.
Glad he's ok, Debby. Yeah, they forget they're not fully functional, don't they? You know this all too well, I suspect... Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm) 305
The Cal-Poly Mustangs pull a rabbit out of a hat and beat Idaho! Ok, not yet. Still have 9 seconds to go. 38-34 Cal-Poly. Had to look up where Cal-Poly was located. West of Bakersfield, along the coast. Kind of halfway between San Francisco and LA. Idaho U is located in Moscow, Idaho.
Posted by: Puddleglum ------ San Luis Obispo. Cute little town. 15 MI south you're in Pismo Beach, 15 MI north and you're in Morro Bay, yet the town is about 10 MI inland. Fun fact about U of Idaho, about 2 miles west is the WA border, and about 8 miles further on and you're in Pullman, home of the Wash St. Cougars. BTW, I once looked up what the hell is "Obispo" in Spanish. It's "Bishop". So whoever the Saint Louis they named this town after was a Bishop. Posted by: buddhaha at August 29, 2026 02:22 AM (7x9jd) 306
Mom was a Coug, Dad was a Vandal-- they met at a "mixer" dance.
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm) 307
228 216 Sweating was a pretty fortunate evolutionary happenstance for humans. That's how we win. We're pack endurance hunters and we dissipate heat at unusual levels that let us force our prey into heat exhaustion before we moved for the kill.
Posted by: Bilwis - Never heard that. Very interesting. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:20 AM (VPNgR) Bipedal motion plays into endurance hunting, with its energy efficiency: just shift your center of balance, let gravity pull you forward, and catch yourself. I walk several miles every day, just to keep minimally nonunfit. It barely burns any calories. Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 02:27 AM (ke3zm) 308
There are two Cal-Polys. Cal-Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, on the central coast, and Cal-Poly Pomona located east of Los Angeles.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan ----- There's one up.in Humbolt, too. They're all under the CSU umbrella. SLO is the oldest. I worked with a guy who graduated from there in '68. RIP, Ralph. Posted by: buddhaha at August 29, 2026 02:32 AM (7x9jd) 309
I got that stupid earworm stuck in my head and went and looked up some Plymouth Arrow information, I don't remember a ton of them on the road.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx) I had one once. Sporty-looking little fastback coupe; had a Mitsubishi engine that made good power, but cracked cylinder heads like they were going out of style. I eventually found a good cylinder head, got it running, and sold it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2026 02:41 AM (1z8ji) 310
It used to stink something fierce with all the cows, although nothing stunk worse than that 5-10 mile stretch of I-5 near 580 (or vice versa), where the freeway was next to a ranch. I don't understand how that thing was allowed to exist there. It was unbelievably bad.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 02:19 AM (Fv80 The ranch was there before the freeway. We all have to eat. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2026 02:43 AM (1z8ji) 311
Sweet dreams Horde, I grow sleepy.
Bers, I can't go to sleep with a heavy metal earworm, but it is a great suggestion. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 02:46 AM (ibDUx) 312
Night, Debby. Rest well!
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm) 313
Well, I need to get to bed. Heading back to Calgary in the morning. Hotel rooms were $200 per night. Screw that. I filled the Avanti this morning for $75, and that fuel will give me 2 round trips to Calgary, and I can sleep in my own bed.
Night, Horde. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2026 02:54 AM (1z8ji) 314
Night, AOP. Safe travels!
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm) 315
Here's hoping it's cool enough tomorrow afternoon, and I won't feel *too depleted* to mow my
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm) 316
John Madden played football at Cal Poly SLO. He was sick and missed a team trip; their plane crashed leaving Toledo, and there were no survivors. That's what put him off flying.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 29, 2026 03:16 AM (zdLoL) 317
302 JQ, he is fine, I got home about 8:30 this morning, he had to wait around for a cat scan because he hit his head. I have a feeling that he is going to become a frequent flyer at the ER, lots of falls recently. He really can't walk but he keeps trying to anyway. C'est la vie.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 02:19 AM (ibDUx) Ugh. People don't get less stubborn with time, and generally don't start out too flexible to begin with. When falling with a water glass in each hand gave her ugly stitches, my mom started using a cane even inside. When that betrayed her on the way out to the car (caught on a sprinkler head), she switched to a walker, and at now 80 has been using it inside her own home for years now. It isn't pleasant or fun to use a walker to get around the house, but it's more dignified than ambulances and hospitals. Maybe that argument would work? Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 03:17 AM (ke3zm) 318
Im on vacation in Greece, down in the islands... and it's terrible.
The Greeks are amazingly friendly and welcoming. Thats not the problem. European culture has worn me down over the course of a week. I've got another week to go...thankfully on our bareboat charter... but yeah... Even the food is overrated. They fucking nuke the meat. Overcook the hell out of it. Posted by: Defenestratus at August 29, 2026 03:24 AM (NufQ3) 319
It isn't pleasant or fun to use a walker to get around the house, but it's more dignified than ambulances and hospitals. Maybe that argument would work?
Posted by: SciVo You can't *reason with* dementia. Sadly, sometimes a loved one can't remember that they need the extra support. Or, they believe they never really needed it. Or-- who knows? Their world no longer makes sense to them, or us... It's cruel. Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm) 320
Even the food is overrated. They fucking nuke the meat. Overcook the hell out of it.
Posted by: Defenestratus Wow, what a disappointment! It's nice that you're on a "dream vacay" and I hope you find joy, regardless of the cuisine... Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm) 321
I am coming around to accepting the loss of my good friend in a plane crash last week, but it gets bad at night. I just want Sabrina back, but photos from the crash scene make it clear that she is just atoms now, and her soul is gone from this world. It's not like I haven't faced death of loved ones before, but she was not old, pretty much in her prime, the absolute expert in her career, one hell of a woman hockey goalie, and just a damned good person.
This too shall pass. But so far, I really don't like it. I'm selfish like that. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 29, 2026 03:38 AM (dEHLq) 322
Prayers up for your friend, her family, and YOU, tcn!
I cannot imagine your grief. One can hope that she didn't know it was going to happen, and that it was instantaneous & she felt no pain. Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:41 AM (rdVOm) 323
Oh, I didn't realize 311 covered "Lovesong"! It's a very chill version, kind of beach house, I like it a lot.
1989 gothic original from studio album Disintegration: The Cure - Lovesong https://youtu.be/ks_qOI0lzho 2004 reggae-tinged cover for the 50 First Dates Soundtrack: 311 - Love Song (Official Music Video) https://youtu.be/egX9ZDaIrkU Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 03:59 AM (ke3zm) 324
Anybody awake up in here?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:00 AM (PbWRL) Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:01 AM (rdVOm) 326
Just me & Cat, I guess...
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:06 AM (rdVOm) 327
JQ, good morning. I am well. You inspired me to get several more planters ready for fall plantings.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:08 AM (PbWRL) 328
When college might have been an option I was planning on going to Cal Poly.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:15 AM (PbWRL) 329
That's great, Ben Had! Your best fall planting time is likely later than mine up here.
There's a great planting guide at almanac.com, just plug in your zip for specifics! Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:18 AM (rdVOm) 330
What are you planning for fall crops, Ben Had?
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:21 AM (rdVOm) 331
JQ, thank you for that tip. For many years it was impossible to grow much of anything because of the grasshoppers. You can't spray enough to get rid of them when you are on 60 acres and open land all around you. I want to redo all the flowers beds too.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:26 AM (PbWRL) 332
51 Evening.
I got a good one today. The neighbors, who are up for felony abuse/neglect, have asked if the wife and I would take their kids. This is hard. I haven't said no yet and am considering it. I've known one since he was two and the other since birth. Oh and my vacation starts in about 2 hours. Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc) Blessings on you, Reforger. Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 04:27 AM (odBC9) 333
It's nice that you're on a "dream vacay" and I hope you find joy, regardless of the cuisine...
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm) Thank you. It hasn't been all bad. Been exploring ruins and castles and clifftops and immersing myself in history... along with throngs of European tourists who have no concept of personal space. There's been a heatwave here... it was 100F in Athens when we did the acropolis... not a challenge for those of us who aren't europussies...as long as we can come back to an air conditioned hotel room. Wait. What was that? They shut off the AC when you leave the room so you end up coming back to a bread oven? Fucking intolerable. Plus their toilets are absolute garbage. Couldn't flush TP at our last luxury hotel in Rhodes. That was .... disgusting. Posted by: Defenestratus at August 29, 2026 04:28 AM (dJeAh) 334
JQ, I am going to have to look at your guide to decide. Potatoes for sure.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:30 AM (PbWRL) 335
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9) 336
Reforger, wow. G-d bless you whatever your decision.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:32 AM (PbWRL) Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:36 AM (rdVOm) 338
Heh, my Cat loves to eat grasshoppers. Protein! (urk!) but he sure keeps their population down, from what I've noticed.
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:39 AM (rdVOm) Real Life Energy Vampire Cafe![]() Bun-fu by Mora Nakamura
You probably know Mark Proksch. He played the awkward, annoying Nate on The Office, and the awkward, annoying energy vampire Colin Robinson on What We Do in the Shadows. What you might not know is that Mark Proksch is an energy vampire in real life and the character of Colin Robinson is a just a slightly rewritten version of himself. He became famous when -- just because he was bored -- he began calling local news channels telling them that he was a Yo-Yo Master named Kenny "K-Strass" Strasser, and that he uses his champion yo-yo skills to educate school children about global warming. In fact, he can barely yo-yo at all. He strains to do a simple up-and-down move. And in a medium where speed is everything and a segment has to be wrapped up in two minutes, he wastes as much time as possible, talking endlessly about trivial details no one cares about while making excuses about why he doesn't want to do the one thing he was brought on TV to do, play with the yo-yo. The energy vampire really fed well during these appearances. The hosts try to keep things moving but this vampire keeps things slow and awkward. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Nooded, ha ha!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (NcvvS) 2
And SPONGE!!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (NcvvS) 3
Ok, Kung-fu bunnies is cute (h/t Anna, Sam, Eliza, & Helen)!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:43 PM (NcvvS) 4
First trifecta EVER!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (NcvvS) 5
Every bunny was kung-fu fighting
Posted by: mindful webworker - first with that one? at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (oq2IS) 6
One thing I didn't realize at the time, the Boston album was recorde by one guy, basically, overdubbing all the instruments hisself. It wasn't a band, not in the Studio anyhow.
It was recorded fairly well, too. Everyone with a cassette deck in their Camaro had it permanently welded inside. I don't think I ever bought a Boston LP or tape, because I didn't need to. Everyone else already had. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (99A9t) 7
Woe, for TwitterWebViewer has also fallen to the dreaded C&D letter from X.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (O7YUW) 8
Gettin' scary, y'all. Come upstairs!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (NcvvS) 9
Nahhh. Teenage mutant ninja bunnies just doesn't work. Try possums, maybe that'll work.
Posted by: Turtles? Why Turtles? at August 28, 2026 07:45 PM (r7+Q7) 10
Thanks, everyone. Thought it was a hallucination for a bit.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:46 PM (NcvvS) 11
Another poll shows Talarico with massive lead, this time up 6.
----- Take another Bong hit, dumbass Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:46 PM (99A9t) 12
Every thing that you here about Paxton is Bush.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:47 PM (/+uur) Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:47 PM (odBC9) 14
>>Another poll shows Talarico with massive lead, this time up 6.
Right about this time Harris was up by a similar margin over Trump. How did that work out dumbfuck? Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:48 PM (viF8m) Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:48 PM (/QHx4) 16
Energy vampires show up in science fiction from time to time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 07:48 PM (FZ29D) 17
I nooded.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 28, 2026 07:48 PM (0CU3H) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 07:49 PM (zZu0s) 19
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0) 20
Never listen to the bush.
Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:48 PM (/QHx4) Wow. That ball is just hanging in the air. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s) 21
Woe, for TwitterWebViewer has also fallen to the dreaded C&D letter from X.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant Regurgitating from previous thread: Hey, Ace, since Eloon Muskox has gone to war with every other way for non-X-ers to view X videos, could you just embed all of the X cafe vids from now on? Thanks, buddy. Posted by: mindful webworker - the customer is always a threat at August 28, 2026 07:51 PM (oq2IS) 22
>>>Fisherman comes home with an unexpected catch: a mangy orphaned kitten.
There were no fishermen in that clip. Not 1. Posted by: No Name Today at August 28, 2026 07:51 PM (8mulE) Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 07:51 PM (D9FOj) 24
Carter might have been right to be afraid of rabbits after all
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0) 25
I was gonna do a Kung Fu Fighting Bunny joke but mindful rightfully beat me to it.
They're fast as lightening though. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 07:52 PM (l26NL) 26
Trump to Venezuela-
All your oil are belong to us Some sort of somewhat Mutual Agreement, apparently Posted by: MiklosWatch at August 28, 2026 07:53 PM (4RYRd) 27
Every poll shows Texas going blue. MAGA cooked.
Sad!! Posted by: Maga LOL at August 28, 2026 07:53 PM (gWuZv) Sure, Beto. Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2026 07:54 PM (lCppi) 28
Any critter that gets pissed off enough, can be a Problem, is my observation. Humans have no fangs, claws, fur, venom, no nothing.
Even a squirrel could really put a hurt on ya, if it were so inclined. Thankfully they don't cause any trouble. Not very often anyway. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:55 PM (99A9t) 29
Some sort of somewhat Mutual Agreement, apparently
Posted by: MiklosWatch Are they ever going to have an election to sweep out the Chavistas? It's been a while. I know they've knuckled under, but still. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 07:55 PM (l26NL) 30
Someone's been hitting the Sterno hard.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 28, 2026 07:55 PM (amcLV) 31
It would be a waste of my vital life force to watch the yo yo video.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 07:55 PM (D9FOj) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 07:56 PM (l26NL) 34
>>>Fisherman comes home with an unexpected catch: a mangy orphaned kitten.
There were no fishermen in that clip. Not 1. Posted by: No Name Today at August 28, 2026 07:51 PM (8mulE) I have seen a clip of 2 fishermen who approach an island in a swamp or creek and hear a kitten. It jumps into the river and swims out to their boat, and after a bit another kitten off the island follows the first one and swims out to their boat. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:57 PM (uhVAy) 35
Oh, don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline Oh, Friday night's alright for fighting Get a little bunny humping in Posted by: Watership Down at August 28, 2026 07:57 PM (wVcYX) 36
It would be a waste of my vital life force to watch the yo yo video.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 07:55 PM (D9FOj) Remember... late 80s or early 90s when The Smothers brothers did those yoyo bits and everyone got in on the craze for 20 mins? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s) 37
One time coming home from the drive in movie theater ( where I grocery shop now, a tree was filled with lighting bugs and lit it up like it was Christmas
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0) 38
A 100% week in the Café, Ace, thank you!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 07:58 PM (0sNs1) 39
I think one of the great things about the ongoing unmasking is that people on our side are more aware of psyops from the opposition, like push polling to spread FUD.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 07:58 PM (D9FOj) 40
Here's the thing that strikes me as so ridiculous about the astro-turf "Texas is going socialist" fake news.
The people in Texas who made it what it is are tough, and know what they know. Polls saying a freak fake Christian who wants to chop the genitals off their kids "is ahead" doesn't make them cower or throw up their hands and stay home; it makes them even more determined to vote, and to drag their neighbors and friends with them, and to make sure that doesn't happen. The dems best strategy is to shut up and lay low, but they'll never do that because that doesn't support the grift. Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2026 08:00 PM (lCppi) 41
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Never listen to the bush. Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:48 PM (/QHx4) Moses did, and that worked out ok. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 08:01 PM (dEHLq) 42
Hola, Mr. O'Spades, let us echo what Mr. Duncanthrax said. Another two or three penguin-free weeks, and we may be able to stop working weekends, and tapering off the washing everything with Febreeze!
Muchos gracias, Señor! Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at August 28, 2026 08:01 PM (wk3mJ) 43
I don’t remember the Smothers Brothers from the 80s or 90s. I remember them from the 60s. I might remember them from a later date on the Johnny Carson Show, but I don’t particularly remember yo yo tricks.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 08:02 PM (D9FOj) 44
Never listen to the bush.
Posted by: four seasons I defended G for years when his administration was laying in the fetal position and wouldn't defend itself. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 08:02 PM (l26NL) 45
It's a rare day when I don't have at least a half dozen rabbits in my yard. Every now and then they will do that pop up fighting thing. Pretty cute.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 08:03 PM (viF8m) 46
Anyone having soup tonight? There are several interesting topics of conversation I would like to bring up...
Posted by: Max Power at August 28, 2026 08:03 PM (q177U) 47
Gotta go: puppy is getting a bath and she is going to need swaddling. G'nite, all y'all!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 08:03 PM (NcvvS) 48
Are the trolls Chinese bots, Soros-funded dem operatives, or - oh my goodness!--- Russian-backed voter interference?
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2026 08:03 PM (lCppi) 49
Never listen to the bush.
Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:48 PM Don't you want to know who's sleeping in it? Posted by: The Tokens at August 28, 2026 08:05 PM (0sNs1) 50
Yo-yo was at its peak in 1970-72.
I did a yo yo act at my 6th grade talent show. Loop the loop, walk the dog, rock the cradle, etc. I soon lost interest in favor of the clackers. A toy and a weapon in one. Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2026 08:07 PM (KC5Lt) 51
Duncan Yo-Yos accept no substitute
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 08:08 PM (RIvkX) 52
I think the yoyo started out as a weapon.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 08:08 PM (MWfyi) 53
Bunny-Fu must be a fairly strong technique in the animal kingdom.
Even one of their arch-predators, the common housecat, has adopted the bunny kick as one of their standard techniques for taking down enemies. The idea is to get your foe in a clinch with your fore paws, then start raking their soft underbelly with your clawed back paws. Cute when cats do it to their cat toys. But I'm sure their prey don't think it's so cute. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:08 PM (FZ29D) 54
I am so fucking frustrated and starting to realize that my dream job might be beyond my capacity. Fucking printer failure (I went out and bought a new one at 6 PM, hoping to fix the problem, it failed). If I don't get this m-fing script written, formatted digitally and provide a hard copy by the crack of dawn, I will not keep the position. The Printer fucked me so hard.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vV6n9) 55
Chicken chili is ready!
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 08:09 PM (ZdaMQ) 56
The Printer fucked me so hard.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vV6n9) ===== ok give yourself just a minute. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 28, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1) 58
Anyone having soup tonight? There are several interesting topics of conversation I would like to bring up...
Posted by: Max Power at August 28, 2026 08:03 PM (q177U) Howabout some rabbit stew? https://youtu.be/1cR9I3N8nvY Posted by: Chief Geronimo at August 28, 2026 08:11 PM (wVcYX) 59
Will the printer not print at all?
Posted by: Moron Tech Support at August 28, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 08:11 PM (l26NL) 61
Anyone having soup tonight? There are several interesting topics of conversation I would like to bring up...
Posted by: Max Power at August 28, 2026 08:03 PM (q177U) ---- Dunno about soup, but I recently discovered that Vlasic Pickle Balls are not a bad addition to ramen noodles. The cornballs soak up some of the broth and the broth takes on a sort of dill pickle flavor that's not overpowering at all. Scoop it up with some noodles and let it dissolve on your tastebuds before swallowing. Surprisingly tasty. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:11 PM (FZ29D) 62
Lincolntf, can you prep the script, send it to your work email, and go in early to print it at the office?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 08:11 PM (aJQbY) 63
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:08 PM
Is the printer not printing? Is it not printing the formatting you want? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1) 64
I don’t remember the Smothers Brothers from the 80s or 90s. I remember them from the 60s. I might remember them from a later date on the Johnny Carson Show, but I don’t particularly remember yo yo tricks. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit Smothers Brothers from Yo Yo Wiki https://t.ly/sfsZ9 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 08:12 PM (Cqx++) 65
and the awkward, annoying energy vampire Colin Robinson on What We Do in the Shadows.
=== Very funny! Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 08:13 PM (g47mK) Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 08:13 PM (U2ppA) 67
Nobody has said yet that every Boston song sounds like every other Boston song? If not, I will.
Posted by: Toad-o at August 28, 2026 08:14 PM (JM9I6) 68
I am not a soup person...
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 08:14 PM (g47mK) 69
>>I am so fucking frustrated and starting to realize that my dream job might be beyond my capacity
Do you have A FedEx Shipping, or another office products place like Staples near you that is still opened? You can bring things there and get them printed. You can't let something like a printer failure stop you. Worst case send it or take it digitally to your job and explain. Don't ever give up. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 08:14 PM (viF8m) 70
Dickie Smothers of the Smothers Brothers played a crooked Nevada politician in the Scorsese gangster flick Casino. That politician was of course Harry Reed.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 08:14 PM (l26NL) 71
OK, I hate most soups.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 08:15 PM (g47mK) 72
66 Paxton won his last race by 9. He'll win this race by 9.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 08:13 PM Dude. Without Cornyn's endorsement? ;-) Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 08:15 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: The Soup Nazi at August 28, 2026 08:15 PM (0sNs1) 74
I find this refusal to give an email address and a name so you can view X almost as amusing as the steadfast refusal to use url shorteners.
YMMV and all that gobblelygoop Posted by: Reginald Van Dough at August 28, 2026 08:16 PM (rHvvN) Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 08:16 PM (g47mK) Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 08:16 PM (/QHx4) 77
Fucking printer failure (I went out and bought a new one at 6 PM, hoping to fix the problem, it failed). If I don't get this m-fing script written, formatted digitally and provide a hard copy by the crack of dawn, I will not keep the position. The Printer fucked me so hard.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vV6n9) How to handle a recalcitrant and troublesome printer: https://youtu.be/pD2xBXm4y70 Posted by: Office Space at August 28, 2026 08:16 PM (wVcYX) 78
57 Chicken chili is ready!
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 08:09 PM Carrots? Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 28, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1) No, sorry. 😂 Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 08:17 PM (ZdaMQ) 79
You put corn in the chicken chili.
Posted by: Bushy One String at August 28, 2026 08:18 PM (MWfyi) 80
I need a hard copy in my hand in order to get the timing right, it's down to the second and switching between windows/screens takes me right out of it. I'm considering hand-writing it and pulling an all-nighter to get it input properly. I'd already done most of the work, but I guess I fucked up when I trusted the printer to Store the doc before I saved it. All gone. Re-creating it now by hand is the only option, then transcribing it, tells me I might not be up to the task. Such a waste of time/effort. If I manage to spit something out, it won't be nearly as good. Thank you all for the advice, encouragement.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:19 PM (vV6n9) 81
We enjoy being featured here in the Cafe, but are happy not to be in the limelight all the time. Our expansion plans continue apace, keeping things on the down-low for a little while will work in our favor.
Posted by: Happy Feet, Happy Life at August 28, 2026 08:19 PM (JM9I6) 82
Tennessee might rename Nashville International Airport for Dolly Parton.
Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 08:16 PM (/QHx4) --- Dolly Parton's Tennessean International Transport Services? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:19 PM (FZ29D) 83
Salted caramel birthday cake was a hit with younger daughter, and the grandkids.
But I think the char siu sliders were an even bigger hit. Thank you God for blessing me with them. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 08:20 PM (Rln0i) 84
Dunno about soup, but I recently discovered that Vlasic Pickle Balls are not a bad addition to ramen noodles.
The cornballs soak up some of the broth and the broth takes on a sort of dill pickle flavor that's not overpowering at all. Scoop it up with some noodles and let it dissolve on your tastebuds before swallowing. Surprisingly tasty. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:11 PM (FZ29D) Why not eat, you know, food? Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 08:22 PM (dEHLq) 85
>>Thank you all for the advice, encouragement.
If this really is a job you want then rewrite it by hand if that's what it takes. You've got time and you know what you want to say. Life frequently punches all of us in the nuts. Punch back. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 08:22 PM (viF8m) 86
Hey tcn!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 08:23 PM (Rln0i) 87
The Printer fucked me so hard.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vV6n9 I am not a tech person, but I have had to use a printer cable because the computer wouldn’t read the drivers. I have also emailed docs to Staples while I was standing there and they printed it for me. Big breath in, big breath out. You can do this, I know it. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 08:23 PM (ZdaMQ) 88
Why not eat, you know, food?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 08:22 PM (dEHLq) ---- Suffering from root canal...had procedure done yesterday. Still in a fair amount of pain. Before yesterday, I was lucky if I could eat *anything.* Still working my way back to proper food. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:23 PM (FZ29D) 89
I hear ya' Jack. I'm venting before I decide if I should do it all again. Maybe I will.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:24 PM (vV6n9) 90
86 Hey tcn!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 08:23 PM (Rln0i) Hey yerself, darlin'. Working on getting custody of my grandson back for my son, so I can continue to spoil him rotten. It really is a reason for living, isn't it. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM (dEHLq) 91
Why not eat, you know, food?
Posted by: tcn in AK --- Jive. Some of us, don't, you know, have wonderful wives who cook for us. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM (VPNgR) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM (viF8m) 93
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Tennessee might rename Nashville International Airport for Dolly Parton. Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 08:16 PM (/QHx4) Roll on, Dolly. Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM (LHPAg) 94
Surprisingly tasty. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 This isn’t too surprising as pickled onions can be put in real ramen. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM (ZdaMQ) 95
But I think the char siu sliders were an even bigger hit.
Thank you God for blessing me with them. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 08:20 PM (Rln0i) --- I had to look up "char siu slider." They do sound tasty! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:26 PM (FZ29D) 96
My next door neighbor made me another pie (because I'm an awesome neighbor). I'm more of a salty, savory person, not much of a sweet tooth, but this pie is banana creme. Oh, my goodness, is it good.
Now, go eat your soup. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 08:26 PM (l26NL) 97
Lincolntf,
If you need to, take a break, walk around the block or something, make sure to eat some real food so your brain is in good condition. Don't let yourself get caught in a doom-loop. Then sit back down, do your best, and have confidence that you did what you could, and that's all you can do. (and save frequently this time) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 08:27 PM (aJQbY) 98
89 I hear ya' Jack. I'm venting before I decide if I should do it all again. Maybe I will.
Posted by: Lincolntf --- External HDs are cheap. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 08:27 PM (VPNgR) Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 08:27 PM (Rln0i) 100
But I think the char siu sliders were an even bigger hit.
Thank you God for blessing me with them. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 This sounds amazing! Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 08:28 PM (ZdaMQ) 101
Just put up a dozen jars of rosehip jelly. Picked the hips on our lot, where they grow wild. Added a couple of apples for the pectin, and it cooked up beautifully pink and clear.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 08:29 PM (dEHLq) 102
I had to look up "char siu slider."
They do sound tasty! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:26 PM (FZ29D) ___ Char siu pork belly on hawaiian rolls. Basically, chinese bacon on soft, sweet rolls. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 08:29 PM (Rln0i) 103
Some of us, don't, you know, have wonderful wives who cook for us.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM Making your own sammiches IS a significant burden to bear. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1) 104
g'early evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at August 28, 2026 08:30 PM (AMvSw) 105
Playing spider solitaire and falling asleep
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 08:31 PM (Ia/+0) 106
Some of us, don't, you know, have wonderful wives who cook for us.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM (VPNgR) If you ever find yourself in Fairhope, you can eat here anytime! Which might be a threat…lol. Kidding aside, I swear I make healthy food good. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 08:31 PM (ZdaMQ) 107
103 Some of us, don't, you know, have wonderful wives who cook for us.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM Making your own sammiches IS a significant burden to bear. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1) I doubt Pete Bog has anyone cook for him, and I gotta say, best food ever. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 08:32 PM (dEHLq) 108
A rabbit scared the shit out of jimmy carter
Posted by: the country place that no one knows about at August 28, 2026 08:32 PM (jrgJz) 109
ome of us, don't, you know, have wonderful wives who cook for us.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM Making your own sammiches IS a significant burden to bear. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1) ---- I love sammiches. So much variety from a few simple ingredients. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:32 PM (FZ29D) 110
In a pinch, there is the Horde Cookbook, ya know?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 08:32 PM (dEHLq) 111
Yeah, I know Branyard, I have a dozen brand new ones right next to my desk. Didn't use one. I know it's my fuck up, makes it all the more frustrating.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:33 PM (vV6n9) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 08:34 PM (VPNgR) 113
In a pinch, there is the Horde Cookbook, ya know?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 08:32 PM (dEHLq) --- There are a lot of good recipes in there! I do use it for inspiration from time to time. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:34 PM (FZ29D) Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 08:35 PM (g47mK) 115
>>>More about the history of this energy vampire here.
That's hilarious. It seems like it will never end, and that's hilarious. Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 08:37 PM (odBC9) 116
I picked up my Benelli B76 today. It is a wierd pistol for sure. Went to see if I could pick up some more mags for it and they are $200. For a single stack 8 rounder. Hoily shit.
Looks like I'll be makeing do with 1 mag. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 28, 2026 08:37 PM (P4bJX) 117
I love sammiches.
So much variety from a few simple ingredients. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:32 PM (FZ29D) ___ https://twoplaidaprons.com/char-siu-chinese-bbq-pork/ Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 08:37 PM (Rln0i) 118
https://twoplaidaprons.com/char-siu-chinese-bbq-pork/
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 08:37 PM (Rln0i) --- That's a keeper. Thanks! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 08:43 PM (FZ29D) 119
I just saw an ad on Fox News for Beau Bayh.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 08:45 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: Kenny Banya at August 28, 2026 08:46 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Kenny Banya at August 28, 2026 08:46 PM (2Ez/1) 122
Oops.
Posted by: oops at August 28, 2026 08:46 PM (2Ez/1) 123
Nobody has said yet that every Boston song sounds like every other Boston song? If not, I will.
Yeah but it's a pretty decent sound and they only drug it out for two albums, unlike Chicago who did the same damn m thing for like 97 albums. Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2026 08:47 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 08:47 PM (odBC9) 125
Every Sinatra song sounds like every other Sinatra song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 08:48 PM (Cqx++) 126
Boston's studio albums in order are Boston, Don't Look Back, Third Stage, Walk On, Corporate America, and Life, Love & Hope. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 08:49 PM (Cqx++) 127
"Every Sinatra song sounds like every other Sinatra song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr" I did it my way. Posted by: zombie Frank Sinatra at August 28, 2026 08:49 PM (MWfyi) 128
I picked up my Benelli B76 today. It is a wierd pistol for sure. Went to see if I could pick up some more mags for it and they are $200. For a single stack 8 rounder. Hoily shit.
Looks like I'll be makeing do with 1 mag. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 28, 2026 08:37 PM Have you tried finding a holster? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 08:49 PM (0sNs1) 129
I just picked up a pen and a Composition book. I am going to try to re-create my earlier script, show up early at the Office tomorrow, try to get it input, formatted and submitted in time. This is my second workday at this place, so even if that works out, it's still a very sketchy way to make first impressions. The alternative is having nothing.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:50 PM (vV6n9) 130
Boston is one of those '80s bands, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 08:50 PM (0sNs1) 131
Boston was very much 70s.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 08:52 PM (MWfyi) 132
Lincolntf, showing up with anything and making the effort will go a long way if they're good people.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 08:52 PM (aJQbY) 133
SPPAAAACCCCEEE AACCCADAMMMMYYYYY
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 08:52 PM (/+uur) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 08:52 PM (Cqx++) 135
129 I just picked up a pen and a Composition book. I am going to try to re-create my earlier script, show up early at the Office tomorrow, try to get it input, formatted and submitted in time. This is my second workday at this place, so even if that works out, it's still a very sketchy way to make first impressions. The alternative is having nothing.
Posted by: Lincolntf Does windows have a version of Apple’s TimeMachine where you can go back and even if it’s not the full file, you aren’t starting from scratch? Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ) 136
Been such a long time
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 08:53 PM (/+uur) 137
dont look back
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 08:53 PM (/+uur) 138
In a pinch, there is the Horde Cookbook, ya know?
Posted by: tcn in AK My copy is Personally Autographed by both Bluebell AND Weasel. Sotheby's have been in touch, but my response is a firm NO Posted by: Miklos knows what he got at August 28, 2026 08:54 PM (4RYRd) 139
I see my Mary Ann walking away
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2026 08:54 PM (wVcYX) 140
I don't have time to look, Piper. Thanks for the idea, but I can't waste a precious second messing with technology at this point. Gonna have to go hand-written.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:54 PM (vV6n9) 141
shit i missed foreplay
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 08:54 PM (/+uur) 142
...it's still a very sketchy way to make first impressions
I once had a job where I busted my ass on day 1 and on day 2 my car broke down so I couldn't get there. I called the boss and told him "sorry" and that I'd be there to pick up my tools when I could. It was far from a dream job anyway and I just kind of figured it was fate pushing me away from a mistake. Is it possible for you to do all the formatting at home and then take it in on a USB drive for printing? Or find a UPS store to print it? Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2026 08:55 PM (vTZFs) 143
Alright, thanks again all, I'm off to the trenches.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 08:55 PM (vV6n9) 144
I was never a big Boston fan but they beat the heck out off rap and the pop tart of the week.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 08:55 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 08:56 PM (aJQbY) 146
Boston is one of those '80s bands, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 08:50 PM (0sNs1) 131 Boston was very much 70s. Posted by: fd Bands of that era may be categorized by either chronology or hair. Posted by: Miklos opens topic of Dispute at August 28, 2026 08:56 PM (4RYRd) 147
>>Boston was very much 70s.
It was a studio concoction. Some talented studio musicians but absolutely terrible as a live band. Boston in the 70s and early 80s was a music paradise for live music. Boston, the band, was far better on the radio. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 08:57 PM (viF8m) 148
Dave in Fla
Love you, but I don’t think Paxton will “win.” Ear on the ground here in blue blue Seattle is that the cheat is full force and Texans are complacent. We will see. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2026 08:57 PM (AGhLW) Posted by: Miklos' blood runs cold at August 28, 2026 08:58 PM (4RYRd) 150
The only new "band" I've been interested in lately is Angine de Poitrine. It's kinda scary because they are from Canada.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 08:59 PM (MWfyi) 151
Boston crept into the mid 80's with their Third Stage album. They had a famous dust up with the recording company.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 08:59 PM (kNpNa) 152
145 Piper,
If you let it turn on the spyware, sure Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August It has saved me when I have done something stupid on the computer, which let me tell you, is not hard with me at all. lol. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 09:00 PM (ZdaMQ) 153
When elk come to visit...
Start with a salt lick (well hidden from any game warden...so I'm told) then keep plenty of apples handy. Delicious! Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:01 PM (2WIwB) 154
Love you, but I don’t think Paxton will “win.” Ear on the ground here in blue blue Seattle is that the cheat is full force and Texans are complacent.
We will see. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2026 08:57 PM (AGhLW) ___ Oldest daughter lives near Ft. Hood, and she's actually thinking about moving here (MO). She sees what's going on, and she wants to be near her family. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 09:02 PM (Rln0i) 155
@144. Well I'll agree with that. I'd take Boston anytime over rap.
Posted by: Case at August 28, 2026 09:02 PM (VrYHL) 156
>>Boston was very much 70s.
It was a studio concoction. Some talented studio musicians but absolutely terrible as a live band. Boston in the 70s and early 80s was a music paradise for live music. Boston, the band, was far better on the radio. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 08:57 PM (viF8m) Not a big college town, though. Posted by: Ian Faith, Spinal Tap Manager at August 28, 2026 09:03 PM (wVcYX) 157
Heh
According to ICE, Milo Yiannopoulos, having overstayed a visa and being forcibly deported, will never be allowed legal entry to the US again ever ever ever. Posted by: Miklos expresses no sadness at all at August 28, 2026 09:04 PM (4RYRd) 158
Burger King revamps menu item after customers sought 'total overhaul'
Burger King responds to thousands of customer complaints with revamped chicken nuggets and refreshed dipping sauces _fox ---------- It would help more if their burgers tasted like, you know, burgers. And the so called hamburger patty tasted like hamburger. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:04 PM (VPNgR) 159
>>Not a big college town, though.
I've heard that. I've also heard polls in August are predictive of dick. For like 50 years. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 09:05 PM (viF8m) 160
Burger King revamps menu item after customers sought 'total overhaul'
Burger King responds to thousands of customer complaints with revamped chicken nuggets and refreshed dipping sauces _fox ---------- It would help more if their burgers tasted like, you know, burgers. And the so called hamburger patty tasted like hamburger. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:04 PM (VPNgR) They have lost the plot. Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2026 09:06 PM (wVcYX) 161
Tennessee might rename Nashville International Airport for Dolly Parton.
Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 08:16 PM (/QHx4) Roll on, Dolly. Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM (LHPAg) 9/25 should be declared Dolly Parton Day. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:06 PM (2WIwB) 162
Some wealthy guy, Ian Wace is financially supporting Harry and the witch. Ha ha. I guess her business does not support the lifestyle she wants. Poor Harry. He got sucked into that marriage. Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 09:08 PM (/QHx4) 163
Tennessee might rename Nashville International Airport for Dolly Parton.
Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 08:16 PM (/QHx4) Roll on, Dolly. Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2026 08:25 PM (LHPAg) 9/25 should be declared Dolly Parton Day. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:06 PM (2WIwB) Hitler is informed of Dolly's passing: https://youtu.be/M69BkmfiVSQ Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2026 09:09 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:09 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:11 PM (XuXeR) 166
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has questioned whether Pennsylvania officials provided sufficient information to substantiate the two measles-associated deaths.
... "The announcement appears to have been premature, and the deaths may even have been altogether fabricated by one of the Governor's hopeful staffers," he wrote. "The Lancaster County Coroner says that it has no record of any measles deaths." ... RFK also accused Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro and his office of "fearmongering, misinformation, finger-pointing and the weaponization of infectious disease fears for political gain." _fox --- you have to get past a half page of weaselwording before you get to the meat of the subject Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:12 PM (VPNgR) Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:13 PM (g47mK) 168
I don't think I need a holster. I'll only ever shoot it at the range. I got it mostly for my collection of wierd pistols.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 28, 2026 09:13 PM (P4bJX) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:14 PM (XuXeR) 170
President Donald Trump announced a major oil agreement with Venezuela on Friday, saying the U.S. has secured majority control of more than 65 billion barrels of the country's proven oil reserves.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:14 PM (VPNgR) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:15 PM (XuXeR) 172
"Trump Signs Executive Order Creating U.S. Space Academy, Honoring Artemis II Crew"
Star Trek ! Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:13 PM (g47mK) The Kobiyashi Maru memes will write themselves. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:15 PM (2WIwB) 173
Since the polls are predicting Talarico is going to win I'm willing to bet. But since the the polls are currently saying Talarico is going to win you have to give me odds.
Who wants to put down money on Talarico and give me odds? Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 09:15 PM (viF8m) 174
Move it on over ‘cause the big dog’s movin’ in.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 28, 2026 09:15 PM (aqrdH) 175
Burger King revamps menu item after customers sought 'total overhaul' ___________ "Just change the names. That way it won't cost anything." - The MBAs Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 09:16 PM (O0L8i) 176
saying the U.S. has secured majority control of more than 65 billion barrels of the country's proven oil reserves."
And that is coming to Louisiana and Texas. Ford dealers plan to hoard even more money... Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:16 PM (XuXeR) 177
Evening.
"Boston's first album is now fifty years old." Dude...dude...DUDE! Just...dude... Fuck you, Ace. Fuck you. Bastard. Posted by: Robert at August 28, 2026 09:18 PM (dpXJq) 178
I've also heard polls in August are predictive of dick." Yeah. How'd that work out for Hillary? Posted by: man She got dick. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 09:18 PM (Cqx++) 179
Since the polls are predicting Talarico is going to win"
These are the same that are now "tightening"? Yeah. Don't interfere when an idiot goes nuts. /Shih Tzu Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:18 PM (XuXeR) 180
I did not think obama would win. I did not think Mamadami would win. Things happen.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:19 PM (g47mK) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:19 PM (XuXeR) 182
Six months into the conflict between the United States and Iran, the situation is not the humiliating quagmire that critics of the Trump administration insist upon.
Instead, President Trump has charted a new and far more patient strategy that is making steady progress towards his objectives. _love and kisses, aljazeera https://tinyurl.com/59bk6z6n Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:19 PM (VPNgR) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:20 PM (XuXeR) 184
>>>Who wants to put down money on Talarico and give me odds?
Posted by: JackStraw --- Be interesting to know what odds Casinos are giving. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:21 PM (VPNgR) 185
Thanks, Ace.
Love the Real Life Energy Vampire Cafe, and I only had to watch the ads not to eat or drink those three items 417 times to finally see it in its entirety. Yay! Have a lovely weekend. Posted by: L of the day shift. at August 28, 2026 09:21 PM (NFX2v) 186
>>I did not think obama would win. I did not think Mamadami would win. Things happen.
Literally everyone thought they were going to win. Texas isn't NYC and ActBlue and USAID aren't a factor anymore. The world has changed. It's silly to pretend we live in the same world we did 20 years ago or Texas is NYC. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 09:22 PM (viF8m) 187
Really? Odd, that is.
Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:20 PM (XuXeR) yes, really. 8 years after 9/11 a virtual unknown named Hussein, with checkered past. did not think my fellow American would be that stupid Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:22 PM (g47mK) 188
Burger King revamps menu item after customers sought 'total overhaul'
What they meant was, cleam your damned restaurants once in a while! Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2026 09:23 PM (S1ejw) 189
I take it the ads are still being a bother for some people?
Posted by: Robert at August 28, 2026 09:24 PM (dpXJq) 190
Why is Talarico winning and in the same polls Hinojosa losing?
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:25 PM (g47mK) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:25 PM (XuXeR) 192
Regarding the pop-up ads, the Brave browser, on iPad and Android phone, has saved my sanity.
Posted by: PabloD at August 28, 2026 09:26 PM (2mIUl) 193
If it's all skewed to D, Hinojosa would also be ahead.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:26 PM (g47mK) 194
Not trying to start a fight. But I do think Texas conservatives are complacent and cocky. And they might very well lose if they don’t get their shit together and balls to the walls get after talarico.
Jeebus. Don’t take anything for granted. Fucking Oklahoma has a socialist on the ballot. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2026 09:26 PM (24V1d) 195
Why is Talarico winning and in the same polls Hinojosa losing?"
Most of the polling is from NYC... Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:26 PM (XuXeR) 196
Maybe Dave in FL has insight. Are you here Dave ?
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:27 PM (g47mK) 197
Obama didn't win his second election. No way on this earth.
The colorful Democrat machine won that election. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:27 PM (VPNgR) 198
>>Why is Talarico winning and in the same polls Hinojosa losing?
Why do you still care about media polls that told you at this time in 2024 Harris was going to win when she lost every swing state and the popular vote? How many elections are we going to have to go through this before we stop pretending media polls mean anything in August? They do this every fucking election cycle and they don't mean shit. The races don't even start until after Labor Day. Same as always. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m) 199
runner, I'm not in Florida, so different Dave, but...
Why do you assume the cheat is only in the weighting of samples? Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 09:29 PM (aJQbY) 200
The races don't even start until after Labor Day. Same as always."
Panic, we must. Or something. I don't get it. Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:30 PM (XuXeR) 201
Why do you assume the cheat is only in the weighting of samples?
== the reason to show Hinojosa losing is what? Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:32 PM (g47mK) 202
It was May 2012 and I was sitting in the Burger King next to the Dulles Convention Center off highway 28 and Willard Blvd, in Chantilly VA when I discovered Burger King had lost it's mojo. That burger was vile.
Never returned. On the upside, there was a Hooters nearby. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:33 PM (2WIwB) 203
TX GOPe is pissed at Trump for going with Paxton, so they may want Paxton to lose.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:36 PM (g47mK) 204
I was sitting in the Burger King next to the Dulles Convention Center off highway 28 and Willard Blvd, in Chantilly VA"
And you didn't go to Willard's BBQ? For shame Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:36 PM (XuXeR) 205
TX GOPe = Bush. No longer a factor.
Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:37 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 09:38 PM (viF8m) 207
BTW, it's an IKEA now...
Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:39 PM (XuXeR) 208
Piper if you are still here, any comment on 60's fashions in the Nancy Sinatra video linked above?
The fashion, the music, the cars, the locations are prime 1960's. Posted by: Joemarine at August 28, 2026 09:40 PM (y171U) 209
Actually, I no longer eat fast food, since it's neither fast nor cheap. The most is drinks in the drive-thru. The only place I stop is Kolache Factory after Sunday Mass. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 09:41 PM (O0L8i) 210
Archaeologists excavating in Jerusalem uncovered an ancient ossuary bearing the name 'Yehoseph bar Caiapha,'
-- > Caiaphas Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:41 PM (VPNgR) 211
Someone's been hitting the Sterno hard.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 28, 2026 07:55 PM (amcLV) I hit the Sterno so hard, I'm chafing! Whoooooo! Feel the burn!!! Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2026 09:41 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Quagmire at August 28, 2026 09:41 PM (TbWk/) 213
205 TX GOPe = Bush. No longer a factor.
Posted by: man --- As long as they are around they will be a factor. The Bush babies, not so much. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:43 PM (VPNgR) 214
And you didn't go to Willard's BBQ?
For shame Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:36 PM (XuXeR) Actually Willards became my "Go To" place for lunch. Loved that place!!! Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:43 PM (2WIwB) 215
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy today, but he was the only Borzoi, and nothing in the Hound Group. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 09:45 PM (O0L8i) 216
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy today, but he was the only Borzoi, and nothing in the Hound Group.
== He won and that's what counts! Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:47 PM (g47mK) 217
not his fault that no one else showed up!
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2026 09:48 PM (g47mK) 218
You can never tell what the voters will do. However, I don't think Texas will elect Talarico. True the large metro cities may favor him somewhat. But Texas is a large state and the midsize cities and smaller towns plus the rural vote will go to Paxton. I believe Paxton will win by 5 points.
Posted by: Case at August 28, 2026 09:48 PM (VrYHL) 219
Canada could be Saudi
In 2024, the GDP per capita in the United States is approximately $66,300, while in Canada it is about $44,400. Instead they are a Snow Mexico. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 09:49 PM (/+uur) 220
Mexico GDP per cap $16k.
That is just fucking stupid. They have as much oil and better beach and 30 years of NAFTA. Are they that fucking stupid. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 09:50 PM (/+uur) 221
cbsnews.com/ video/ ice- arrests- right-wing- commentator- milo-yiannopoulos-
_ CBS says he's right wing --- aljazeera.com/ news/ ... / far-right -uk- provocateur -milo-yiannopoulos-detained- _AlJazeera says he's a far-right provocateur --- Don't know what to say Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:51 PM (VPNgR) 222
I'm kidding around. Yes, they can be a nuisance on the cell phone but they're not an issue on the computer where I have ad blockers.
I do have to do something for android. Thanks for the suggestions. PS - the goony dance reminded me of the Pony so many years ago. MY parents were great dancers and use to roll up the living rug to dance along with shows like American Bandstand. (Dee Dee Sharp did the song, Ride, and Chubby Checker did Pony Time.) Now old(er) folks do the Ride Ya Pony line dance as they have for years. 🤗 Posted by: L of the day shift. at August 28, 2026 09:53 PM (NFX2v) 223
How can Mexico and Canada be sooo POOR?
Is there no one in Cali or NY or even AZ that does not have a TV and see that they are on the same path? Hell NY and IL can look north and see Canada. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 09:53 PM (/+uur) 224
They have as much oil and better beach and 30 years of NAFTA.
Are they that fucking stupid. Posted by: r hennigantx --- Money the elites have is not on the books. Historically, when a new president takes office the past president and his family leaves the country. Destination USA or Europe. (with all the loot) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:54 PM (VPNgR) 225
Actually Willards became my "Go To" place for lunch. Loved that place!!!"
As often as I was there... we may have crossed paths. *tips cap Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:55 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:56 PM (XuXeR) 227
Mexico GDP per cap $16k
—— I’ve tried to point this out for years. Mexico is not a poor country. Not in resources anyhow. They have tremendous oil, gas, mineral, and timber wealth. A hard working intelligent people. But their governments and leaders have been corrupt shit at times. They should be able to punch above their weight. Very sad. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 09:56 PM (PVUR/) 228
Money the elites have is not on the books.
Historically, when a new president takes office the past president and his family leaves the country. Destination USA or Europe. (with all the loot) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:54 PM (VPNgR) Do they not have TV? Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 09:57 PM (/+uur) 229
We were told for months that El Sayed was going to win the Democrat primary by double digits. All the poll said so and he was running against a cartoon candidate in the Democrat primary.
He won by barely 1 point. Media polls are meant to tell you the state of the election. They are designed to depress your vote. You know this. Everyone knows this. Stop playing their game. Paxton is going to win if people think their votes matter. Stop pretending it doesn't. Go win. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m) 230
Corrupt. By a margin that most could never imagine.
Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:56 PM (XuXeR) Where is the church Where is the school Where is the media Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 09:58 PM (/+uur) 231
Here. have some. I have plenty to spare.
Posted by: Black Pill pusher at August 28, 2026 09:58 PM (rHvvN) 232
Step one, disarm the populous.
Posted by: Tyrant at August 28, 2026 09:58 PM (Q+gd/) 233
Actually Willards became my "Go To" place for lunch. Loved that place!!!"
As often as I was there... we may have crossed paths. *tips cap Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:55 PM (XuXeR) Very likely. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (2WIwB) 234
But their governments and leaders have been corrupt shit at times. They should be able to punch above their weight. Very sad.
Posted by: Common Tater --- Been a long time, Been a long time, Been a long time, Been a lonely, lonely, long time _the Conquistadors. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (VPNgR) 235
Actually Willards became my "Go To" place for lunch. Loved that place!!!"
As often as I was there... we may have crossed paths. *tips cap Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 09:55 PM (XuXeR) My office was just on the other side of 28, of willard. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (2WIwB) 236
Actually, I no longer eat fast food, since it's neither fast nor cheap
—— It was never cheap but it was damned tasty & convenient. Fast, cheap, or good. Pick Two. McDonalds came closer than anybody to breaking that business law. Not any longer. I don’t know what they did, but I almost believed they really had some addictive magic in those Quarter Pounders. “Would you like your fries Super Sized?” Why yes. Yes I would. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (PVUR/) 237
Not being a black piller.
Being a realist. If Texans don’t get their asses up and go vote, talarico will win. And I don’t see anyone out there impressing this upon the populace. Whatever. Hope y’all don’t lose Texas the way Washington state was lost. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (npL9l) 238
Lee Hazelwood transformed Nancy Sinatra - her music, her style (to British mod) & saved her career.
Posted by: L of the day shift. at August 28, 2026 10:02 PM (NFX2v) 239
Now they cheaped out on the ingredients, they are often slow, fuck your order up, I managed to get E. Coli from them in Nebraska on the rare occasions I do order, not too filling, slow.
No thanks Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:03 PM (PVUR/) 240
My office was just on the other side of 28, of willard."
The post office? /kidding Had the granite place across from there redo our house... Lived across from Fair Oaks... Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:04 PM (XuXeR) 241
Hope y’all don’t lose Texas the way Washington state was lost.
—- California, Oregon, Arizona, Virginia, Colorado, etc. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:04 PM (PVUR/) Posted by: L of the day shift. at August 28, 2026 10:05 PM (NFX2v) 243
And I've got a table in the other room bought from the ReStore around the corner...
Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:08 PM (XuXeR) 244
Mexico is corrupt for the same reason Louisiana is corrupt: Napoleonic Code. Louisiana and most of Latin America uses this as basic civil law, and oh my, is it easy to be a corrupt grifter if you have any power in government under it. We forget what a blessing British common law is.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 10:09 PM (D9FOj) 245
It was never cheap but it was damned tasty & convenient. Fast, cheap, or good. Pick Two. McDonalds came closer than anybody to breaking that business law.
Not any longer. I don’t know what they did, but I almost believed they really had some addictive magic in those Quarter Pounders. “Would you like your fries Super Sized?” Why yes. Yes I would. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (PVUR/) Beef tallow for the fries, which they no longer use. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 10:11 PM (D9FOj) 246
ONT is up and running.
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 28, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re) 247
Just re-wrote that pig of a broadcast script. Should hit about 2:30, don't know until I record it. But thanks to you guys who gave me a boot in the ass to get back to it. I was pissed, and probably seemed pity-seeking, but I really needed to vent before jumping back in. We'll see how it works out on the tech end tomorrow, but the script is solid, I think.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (vV6n9) 248
Mexico is corrupt for the same reason Louisiana is corrupt: Napoleonic Code. Louisiana and most of Latin America uses this as basic civil law, and oh my, is it easy to be a corrupt grifter if you have any power in government under it. We forget what a blessing British common law is.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit ---- Only reason Houston is a major port and not Louisiana which has nature made ports. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (VPNgR) The Week In Woke![]() Faith in American media keeps hitting new lows. How can news outlets regain that trust? Could it be by investing themselves in a position that 80% of the American public opposes? The Associated Press Sports Editors (APSE) want everyone to hold their beer. Each year, APSE holds contests for sports coverage in several different categories. This year, the APSE has added a new category for covering transgender sports. The announcement came last month, but curiously did not make news at the time:Glorious. No notes. S-tier. At least four "women's" golf tournaments in Canada this summer have been won by men. aka Women 2.0. Women 1.0 were crazyyy, man. Jarvis @jarvis_bestShut up, Jews. The Radical Gay Islamists are in charge now. The same people who say Bake My Trans Cake, Bigot are the same people refusing to serve conservatives in their diners and restaurants. Jonathan Turley: "This is my place of business." Those words from Jim Sheehan, owner of the Wydaho Roasters coffee shop in Driggs, Idaho, have sparked the latest controversy over the right of businesses to refuse service on the basis of religious or political views. Sheehan has drawn national attention after throwing out a group of pro-life teenagers, calling them the equivalent of a Ku Klux Klan meeting in his shop. Sheehan clearly caters to those who want their lattes with an added shot of rage. However, this and a number of other cases have exposed the hypocrisy of many regarding the service businesses must provide customers with opposing views. From cakes to coffee, shops remain ground zero for an age of rage. Years ago, politicians and pundits rallied around the effort to force Jack Phillips, a cakeshop owner, to create cakes celebrating same-sex marriages. Phillips objected that it violated his religious beliefs. The case went all the way to the Supreme Court in what many of us hoped would be a final resolution of this conflict.It wasn't. The Court, under the control of swing-voter and super-gay Kennedy, punted in such a way as to require people to spend hundreds of thousands in court costs to have a chance to find out if they have free speech rights and the right of conscience or not. A more recent 2023 case expanded people's rights a bit more. Breaking news, liberals are terrible, hateful, ill-behaved, maleducated mentally-ill assholes and extreme narcissists who deploy the reasoning of selfish children to say "I get whatever I want whenever I want it, and you get nothing, and no I'm not interested in a rule that favors us equally, I'm special, the rule will always change to favor me at all times." I'm sure this breaking news which comes as a huge surprise to most of you. An anonymous account used AI to parody the third season of the woke racebent lame-n-gay Rings of Power, showing dwarves with ludicrous dwarf-fros: ![]() The U.S. Education Department has issued guidance urging schools to stop what it calls "racial balancing" in student discipline policies, prompting concerns that the Trump administration is making it harder to address longstanding racial disparities in school discipline. Federal civil rights data has shown Black students are disciplined at disproportionately high rates.Is there any reason for that? Wait, wait, don't tell me -- racism, right? An Education Department report, opens new tab released in 2023 found Black public preschool children received out-of-school suspensions at a rate nearly twice their enrollment. The new guidance says schools cannot modify discipline policies simply to reduce such racial disparities. A school's decision "to change its discipline policies with the purpose of avoiding or reducing racial disparities in discipline constitutes race discrimination," the Education Department's office for civil rights said in a letter. It said schools must ensure students are not treated differently because of race and that "racial balancing" constitutes discrimination.Students must be treated equally and not discriminated against or in favor of due to their race, which, experts say, is The New Racism and White Supremacy come out from under its sheet.
They do not cite any experts on the other side.
Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory revealsBeastly left-wing castrating women are pushing the theory that Akshually we're the best partners for the men we despise and want to harm and humiliate. A recent -- rather controversial -- hot topic in today's dating world has taken the internet by storm: women who openly say they "hate men" might actually be the best partners to date. According to social media, men could benefit greatly from dating women who express discontent with the opposite sex -- but it's not as controversial as you might think. TikTok user James White (@jameslwhitee) stirred the pot with a viral video in which he elaborated on this theory -- believing women who say they dislike men could be the most loyal, loving partners out there. "Okay, so if you're a guy who can find a girl who hates all men, but! But, but, but likes you? You're set. You are literally set for life," James explained, explaining that many men misinterpret these women's stance.I got this from the Boyscast, who point out that there's a big presence on TikTok of men who say whatever angry feminists want to hear to get them to DM them for sex. It's p***ybait. It's pooterslop. Or, they postulate, this guy might just be gay. They also point out that a woman who "hates" anything -- not just men, but anything -- is by definition hateful and angry, and have you ever noticed, people who are generally hateful and angry aren't easy to get along with? And if they hate you in particular -- rather worse. Rather worse. If I said "I would never date a woman from [x] minority because the negative stereotypes I associate with them" -- do you think any leftwingers would urge women from that minority group to try to prove to me they don't embody the negative stereotypes I associate with their race? Nah, right? I thought so. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy. Meanwhile: Fellas, she's available!
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I eat soup.
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I haz nooded.
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And now we wait.
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Patiently.
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For others to arrive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e) 6
To this bounty of end of week madness.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e) 7
Eventually we start to wonder if our nood was too obscure.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e) 8
>>>I eat soup.
I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle) 9
Surely someone will come along soon.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e) 10
In wonder how Wolfus' lunch went...
He was supposed to go a "free" luncheon today where the topic of discussion was vasectomies and sterilization. For some reason that flyer at the top of the page reminded me. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (FZ29D) 11
Tranq gun.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (wOO3z) 12
I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle) Hey, they only said they talked about it, not acted it out. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (ExV1e) 13
Nope. No soup for me. I was told "Come back, one year".
Posted by: Soupless Thursdays at August 28, 2026 06:44 PM (JM9I6) 14
Smalldeadanimals had an X link where someone pointed out how Canada was fine replacing the name of every white guy with stupid indian shit.
So Lake America it is. And the meme - Canada Geese are now Donald Ducks was cute. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b) 15
I am noticing more signs at businesses saying that abusing the staff won't be tolerated. Can you imagine this 25 years ago? Sad, I tells ya, sad. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:44 PM (O0L8i) 16
We're just an experiment to Grandma Death.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (wOO3z) 17
Isn't Soup the nickname of some semi-famous dog around here?
Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (JM9I6) 18
Top 20
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (zMzlR) 19
He was supposed to go a "free" luncheon today where the topic of discussion was vasectomies and sterilization _________ Get tutored and neutered! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (O0L8i) 20
Week in Woke.... aka new ways to hatef*ck your brain 😆
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (JqJBt) Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (wGerL) 22
There was a nice ad on Detroit tv which pointed out how crazy the Dems have become and linked Benson running for governor to El-Sayed.
So, I guess the goal is crazy and evil by association. Instead of just her usual crazy and evil. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 06:47 PM (/QHx4) 24
So, they eating soup and talking about their recent or upcoming medical procedures? . Actually, it sounds like a lot of people over 65 minus the soup.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (JrHfD) 25
Hillzebub is exactly the expert we need.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (/StTI) 26
Guy who thinks he's a woman doesn't know where to go.
TO HELL. Go to hell. Hope that clears it up for you Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (EZWVc) 27
To understand why Driggs, ID, know that is has been infested with the lefty hanger-ons too poor to own in Jackson, WY.
So they go over the Teton Pass and own on the Idaho side. They are rich, yes. But not rich-rich (I mean, private jet fleet rich) like they think they deserve to be. And that makes them the most resentful, haughty, bitter and zealous leftists. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (3cUTc) 28
I don’t patronize bigoted hateful shops owned or run by miserable cocksuckers who want me dead (and the feeling is mutual).
If they don’t want my business, they can choke on my fat dick. I also don’t stick my fat dick in crazy. Ummm … well, mostly I don’t stick my fat dick in crazy … Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 28, 2026 06:49 PM (J1FkQ) 29
I'm sorry. I don't have the intestinal fortitude to look at the video. I save myself some aggravation that way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:49 PM (JrHfD) 30
The Season 3 Rangz of Power image is 100% real.
The usual suspects (Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, Disparu, etc.) have been mocking it relentlessly for the past couple of days. $1 BILLION and this is what you get from Amazon... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:49 PM (FZ29D) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m) 32
>>>A flash back to an all time classic on Peter Beinart.
https://tinyurl.com/mry8tf9t good stuff. I completely forgot about this no-account twink. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (1wjle) 33
26 Guy who thinks he's a woman doesn't know where to go.
TO HELL. Go to hell. Hope that clears it up for you Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (EZWVc So the tornado warning was nothing? Cool. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b) 34
Idaho? No, you da ho!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (J1FkQ) 35
TOO many oxygen thieves.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (PbWRL) 36
Make that "the video(s)"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (JrHfD) 37
>>>20 Week in Woke.... aka new ways to hatef*ck your brain 😆
I've been trying to include some humorous stuff but yeah, this is always a rough thread. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (1wjle) 38
>> throwing out a group of pro-life teenagers,
Good. Why would anyone want to eat at a place that does not want to serve them? "Public accommodation" is hogwash. It has to go. Oh SCOTUS in the swamp, I pray to thee. The bake-the-cake one is a bit different, but he should have a right to tell them to fuck off for any reason he wants. And let the lefties throw out conservative. I support this. (Also let racists restrict non-whites or whatever. ) Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (ImuKY) 39
17 Isn't Soup the nickname of some semi-famous dog around here?
Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (JM9I6) He is a southern gentleman and would never speak of such things, especially over a meal. Plus have you seen him? Someone calls him an annoying fake cartoon dog. I prefer living stuffed animal. He is definitely not luring people to their ends by enticing them with a comfort food. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ) 40
And she says to Joy Reid, no less https://t.co/MfsYlxE9OX
So many truths spoken and, yet, she holds on to her delusions like Rose holding onto a door which is easily big enough to support Jack also without offering him space. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (ExV1e) 41
r/Teachers (seriously!)
The reality is schools stopped disciplining children of color so their numbers looked good to their superintendents. there were so many more phenomenal children (of color) who were not getting an education because of the few who could not be disciplined. My experience exactly in NYC. Tough school. 85% of the students were amazing. Dedicated. Respectful. The other 15 were...not. I felt awful for the kids that were there and desperate to learn in what was often a loud, dangerous, and intimidating environment. Yep. We quit enforcing demerits on black kids for being late. Incredibly rare Trump Admin W. This is like how I entirely agree with Ron DeSantis that cell phones should be banned in schools. It's crazy how admin in a PUBLIC school doesn't understand we are there to educate for the benefit of the public. It's for everyone. Some of the students they turn loose on the world have been set up to fail by the institutions who claim to protect them. Little Jonny never faced consequences in his life. No the consequences are prison. Nice job coddling him, but you've doomed the kid to severe consequences in life. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (FKi1y) Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle) 43
Go piss up a rope, dude.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (PbWRL) 44
... El Sayed will stop global warming and global warming will be Bad For Jews.
---------- The carbon they want to eliminate starts with YOU, Jews! Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (9c4Eu) 45
The only time I didn't know which restroom to use I was eight years old and at a western-themed restaurant and the only thing on the doors was "Steers" and "Heifers."
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (/OKHJ) 46
17 39…
Wait, you are suggesting they want people to eat our official unofficial mascot? We should tell them about the gun thread. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (ZdaMQ) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (wOO3z) 48
What kind of soup?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 28, 2026 06:53 PM (n5tGW) 49
>>>30 The Season 3 Rangz of Power image is 100% real.
I know, I was jestin' Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle) ---- Among the comments I've heard today is that because the "Harfoots" (i.e., hobbits they can't legally call hobbits) have been removed from Season 3, Amazon had to find a replacement, which is what the middle two "dwarves" represent. The only character that actually resembles a dwarf is the one on the far right. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:53 PM (FZ29D) 50
To understand why Driggs, ID, know that is has been infested with the lefty hanger-ons too poor to own in Jackson, WY.
So they go over the Teton Pass and own on the Idaho side. They are rich, yes. But not rich-rich (I mean, private jet fleet rich) like they think they deserve to be. And that makes them the most resentful, haughty, bitter and zealous leftists. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (3cUTc) Even as a kid growing up in Cody, I hated Jackson. And Driggs is almost as bad. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 28, 2026 06:54 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Buffalo Bill and the Tooth Fairy at August 28, 2026 06:56 PM (1wjle) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m) 53
Have any women won in a male sport?
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0) 54
48 What kind of soup?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk Based on the discussion topics, I'm guessing menudo. Or chitterlings. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:58 PM (FKi1y) 55
Thank you Ace for this island of sanity.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 06:59 PM (MWfyi) 56
Steers are castrated. Hope you didn't go in there.
Posted by: Kitchen Table Politics at August 28, 2026 06:59 PM (JM9I6) 57
Don't be surprised if garrett takes up that offer for soup with those lunatics from Butte. Just don't give them any liquor.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 28, 2026 06:59 PM (SK+av) 58
>>>Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory reveals
They're perfect if you are into hate fucking. Posted by: No Name Today at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (8mulE) 59
53 Have any women won in a male sport?
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0) I wonder if women could try to get on "Canada's Great Drag Race" or that RuPaul show and then sue the shit out of them if they are declined. Men should probably push this like the guys did with the WNBA. Every sport, every championship until the women grow some balls. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (Sco7b) 60
53 Have any women won in a male sport?
Posted by: Skip I'd love to see a biological male identify as female and still complete and win in male events...but simultaneously win female records. Stunning and brave. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (FKi1y) 61
After reading The Week In Woke each Friday, I want to walk around with a cylinder of compressed air and a bolt gun. Like the guy in No Country For Old Men.
"Just hold your head still for a moment." Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (ImuKY) 62
Speaking of Saijo, I am going to take him to the park quickly. They shoot a cannon off every time the home team scores at the school here, so he so he won’t be excited about going outside much.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (ZdaMQ) 63
Federal civil rights data has shown Black students are disciplined at disproportionately high rates.
Based on my admittedly anecdotal observations, it appears that black (oh wait, "Black") males go to prison at rates disproportionate to rates of males of white ("White") or Asian heritage. It's the weirdest thing. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (guGkK) 64
I've been trying to include some humorous stuff but yeah, this is always a rough thread.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (1wjle) --------- All good - please know I wasn't being critical... more just bracing myself for the typical sequence: A) read post B) breathe deeply C) order ammo D) go back to work so I can pay for more ammo Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (JqJBt) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m) 66
This is what women's lib has wrought.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (MWfyi) 67
Canadian Islamic scholar Dr. Shabir Ally says: “A Muslim man can have 4 wives and an unlimited number of female sex slaves (concubines). The four wives are also slaves, but with higher status.”
I dont like my 1 sometimes Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (/+uur) 68
58 >>>Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory reveals
They're perfect if you are into hate fucking. Posted by: No Name Today I hate fucking women! Posted by: James Talarico at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (FKi1y) 69
Sorry Hillary, there is only one Lord of the DNC, and they do not share power!
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (uhVAy) 70
He claims that instead of seeing their expressed disdain for men as a negative, he believes it's basically a filter.
"All these girls who hate all men," he added, "they're gonna find one man that they love, that they want to take care of, that they cherish, that they wanna be super kind to, super sweet, everything like that." That's right up there with Malcolm from Based Camps assertion that conservative men should date leftist women because leftist women are natural followers, and the men can discipline them into being devoted conservative wives. I'm sure he had no intention of implying that already conservative women (who have been not following the herd all their lives) aren't worth marrying because they're used to fighting. Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (vJrRc) 71
FoxNews - Ingraham - Talarico
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b) 72
61 After reading The Week In Woke each Friday, I want to walk around with a cylinder of compressed air and a bolt gun. Like the guy in No Country For Old Men.
"Just hold your head still for a moment." Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (ImuKY) or than silenced shootsgun Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (/+uur) 73
In all honesty, it must be difficult for a 20-something to figure out a five-year plan nowadays.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 28, 2026 07:03 PM (w6EFb) 74
The only time I didn't know which restroom to use I was eight years old and at a western-themed restaurant and the only thing on the doors was "Steers" and "Heifers."
Posted by: Mark1971 Did you go ask them where the restroom for non-castrated males was? Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc) 75
I dont like my 1 sometimes
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (/+uur Solomon had 700 wives, 300 concubines and probably remembered names like Bill Clinton. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 07:04 PM (Sco7b) 76
"You cannot address racial disparities in school discipline by telling schools to ignore race"…
[Profoundly puzzled emojiface] Meanwhile: Fellas, she's available! [Omigosh, the poster child for "She seems nice."] Now that the UK says that biological men must use the men's bathrooms, I don't know which bathroom to use. [If there's a "Y" in your genes, guess you'll just have to hold it in, feller.] This kind of Quick Hits report is the perfect other slice with JJ's Morning Report to make a fine world-has-gone-to-$#!+ sammich. Hey, Ace, since Eloon Muskox has gone to war with every other way for non-X-ers to view X videos, could you just embed all of the X cafe vids from now on? Thanks, buddy. Posted by: mindful webworker - let's have pizza tonight, whattaya say? at August 28, 2026 07:04 PM (oq2IS) 77
53 Have any women won in a male sport?
Posted by: Skip Drag Racing Erica Lee Enders (born October 8, 1983 in Houston, Texas) is an American drag racing driver. Enders has won six world championships in the Pro Stock class of the NHRA Mission Foods Drag Racing Series and she continues to drive full-time in that class. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:05 PM (/+uur) 78
The Season 3 Rangz of Power image is 100% real.
The usual suspects (Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, Disparu, etc.) have been mocking it relentlessly for the past couple of days. $1 BILLION and this is what you get from Amazon... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:49 PM (FZ29D) Drinker and Disparu will be able to add another wing to their manorhouses with this one. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy) 79
The incendiary rounds for shotguns. A two-fer.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 07:06 PM (PbWRL) Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:06 PM (odBC9) 81
I've never had a 5 year plan in my entire life.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:06 PM (viF8m) 82
Danica Patrick won a single Indy Car race. They did it on fuel strategy. She was about fifth or sixth in the final laps and all the leaders had to pit for fuel.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (/OKHJ) 83
It's a Catch 22. The green haired goblin woman has no man in her life, hence no regular semen injections, which leads to insanity. The green haired goblin woman is insane because she has no regular semen injections because she has no man in her life.
It's a Catch 22. Posted by: Dr. Doc Daneeka at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (QRHoA) 84
"I am noticing more signs at businesses saying that abusing the staff won't be tolerated." - Hadrian
Yesterday I called AirCanada (it's still called that today, right??) for something and the robot greeting explaining all the options etc included a statement I've never heard before, about offensive or divisive behavior (on the phone, was clear from context) would not be permitted. Sorry I forget the exact words, was too gobsmacked to focus after that. WTF? Reminded me of turning on the TV (a rare event) early during The Great Idiocy in 2020 and being speechless at the commercials - whiny, OMG-we're-like-Londoners-during-the-Blitz, solicitous, sober-sounding self-centered pretentious language and tone to everything. In commercials. Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (U/Byj) 85
Read a article some weeks ago at American Thinker how Joynrr's women's fastest speed record hasn't been touched by a woman since she did it maybe 20 years ago, high school boys beat it yearly by the dozens
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0) 86
Transgender tourist visiting the UK says he doesn’t know which bathroom to use
...... It's always about the bathrooms. Pro-tip: Pee in the Mens, poop in the Womens. Posted by: wth at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (UjdFS) 87
Hillary Clinton on the RISE of SOCIALISM:
------------ [A history of "collectivism:] We have Killary to thank for reintroducing the kinder & gentler term progressivism for hiding & masking socialism. With "socialism" of course being a kinder & gentler term for hiding & masking Marxism. With "Marxism" of course being a kinder & gentler term for hiding & masking communism. And "communism" of course being a kinder & gentler term for hiding & masking authoritarian & totalitarian suicidal death cult. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (9c4Eu) 88
8 >>>I eat soup.
I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle) yikes Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (odBC9) 89
""Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory reveals""
With a chick like that you feel a hell of a lot less guilty leaving a floater in the toilet and wiping your dick on the drapes. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (S41Gd) Posted by: gp at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (Jr5Lq) 91
Soup. Mmm! Mmm! Good!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (wVcYX) 92
I am weird
I do not even believe in second marriages. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:09 PM (/+uur) 93
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (vJrRc)
Is this Malcolm a dem plant? Or just caught up in theory? Observation would indicate that conservative men who marry liberal women are more likely to end up voting dem than the other way around. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 07:10 PM (lFFaq) Posted by: mindful webworker - week in hits, whatever at August 28, 2026 07:10 PM (oq2IS) 95
Read a article some weeks ago at American Thinker how Joynrr's women's fastest speed record hasn't been touched by a woman since she did it maybe 20 years ago, high school boys beat it yearly by the dozens
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0) ------------ # of Biological Males who have run a sub-4-minute mile? Over 2,350. # of Biological Females who have run a sub-4-minute mile? 0. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:11 PM (9c4Eu) 96
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
They all seem racisty. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 07:11 PM (l26NL) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:11 PM (viF8m) 98
It said schools must ensure students are not treated differently because of race
---- I think at issue here, is the content of their character. Remember that? We can treat students differently based upon their behavior. At least for now. Kinda, though not really. There's this pernicious strain of nonsense that runs in "academic" circles that the ONLY reason black students are disciplined more often is because of racism directed towards blacks. Nobody really believes this, but this is the twaddle served up daily by these cunts. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (99A9t) 99
8 >>>I eat soup.
I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle) You are wise in the ways of the world. Did you show up at the diner to meet these souper people? Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (odBC9) 100
100
Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (odBC9) 101
Don't eat the soap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++) 102
Drinker and Disparu will be able to add another wing to their manorhouses with this one.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy) ---- Disparu pointed out that the release schedule is over three weeks (4 episodes the first week and 2 episodes at a time the following two weeks.) Amazon has acknowledged they are doing this because they know the usual gang is going to hate-watch the series for their fans and they want to minimize the time YouTubers spend on this series. Disparu has said that he's going to do a thorough take down of all episodes, because that's the kind of guy he is. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (FZ29D) 103
" I am weird
I do not even believe in second marriages. Posted by: r hennigantx " I don't believe in modern love. Posted by: zombie David Bowie at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (MWfyi) 104
I've never had a 5 year plan in my entire life.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:06 PM (viF8m) We figured you more for a 5 gram plan. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (dK+Kv) 105
In wonder how Wolfus' lunch went...
He was supposed to go a "free" luncheon today where the topic of discussion was vasectomies and sterilization. For some reason that flyer at the top of the page reminded me. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I get stuff every week offering a free lunch or dinner. They say it's about Retirement Financial Planning. I guess avoidance of paternity suits and child support could be part of that. Posted by: J. Miklos Strom-Thurmond at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (4RYRd) 106
# of Biological Males who have run a sub-4-minute mile? Over 2,350.
# of Biological Females who have run a sub-4-minute mile? 0. Don't get me started on parallel parking. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 07:13 PM (guGkK) 107
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (vJrRc)
Is this Malcolm a dem plant? Or just caught up in theory? Observation would indicate that conservative men who marry liberal women are more likely to end up voting dem than the other way around. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 07:10 PM (lFFaq) Well if he's a decent guy wifes pretty often will take on their husband politics because they don't have to worry as much about friends and coworkers politics. If he's a 'feminist ally' the wife might end up buried under the floorboards. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:13 PM (uhVAy) 108
You know who had 5 year plans.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 07:13 PM (PbWRL) 109
I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle) ------------ This sounds oddly specific, Ace. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (9c4Eu) 110
I don't like soup. It is too in between.
We know how to eat liquids -- we put them in a glass and drink them. What is this spoon nonsense. It's annoying. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (ImuKY) 111
Critical Drinker said the guy in the back of the Rings of Power picture looks like he sells weed outside your local convenience store
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (EZWVc) 112
Peter Beinart is very deranged and should be ignored because he is ill. Have pity.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX) 113
I get stuff every week offering a free lunch or dinner. They say it's about Retirement Financial Planning.
I guess avoidance of paternity suits and child support could be part of that. Posted by: J. Miklos Strom-Thurmond at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (4RYRd) ---- *** Renewal by Andersen has entered the chat. *** Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 07:15 PM (FZ29D) 114
97 >>I am weird
If you haven't noticed, so is everyone. Posted by: JackStraw I'm not weird. Mom says I'm eccentric. Posted by: Loose Screws at August 28, 2026 07:15 PM (JM9I6) 115
With a chick like that you feel a hell of a lot less guilty leaving a floater in the toilet and wiping your dick on the drapes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Careful if they have those metal blinds Posted by: Miklos knows Things at August 28, 2026 07:15 PM (4RYRd) 116
EAT SOUP WITH US
----------- Did they mention that sides include some fava beans and a nice chianti? Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (9c4Eu) 117
I don't like soup. It is too in between.
We know how to eat liquids -- we put them in a glass and drink them. What is this spoon nonsense. It's annoying. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (ImuKY) if it is a broth soup you can drink it from a coffee cup. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy) 118
I've been to one of those sales things at a local steakhouse and had a free steak and listened to the pitch and felt sorry for the guy because I was never going to buy anything I just wanted a free steak.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (MWfyi) 119
I don't always use the public restroom, but when I do I prefer a stall.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (UjdFS) 120
Woke "trans" tourist: Now that the UK says that biological men must use the men's bathrooms, I don't know which bathroom to use.
What a riddle. Who could figure out such a puzzler? *** Somebody kick this dipshit in the nuts. He'll figure it out soon enough. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (2WIwB) 121
The Department of Education has told schools to stop overpunishing white kids and underpunishing black kids to create "balance" in punishment -- irrespective of actual student behavior -- and Reuters is just heart-sick about it.
===== Harrison Bergeron, to the white courtesy phone, please! Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:17 PM (RIvkX) 122
Don't get me started on parallel parking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 07:13 PM (guGkK) ----------- * snort * Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:18 PM (9c4Eu) 123
>>We figured you more for a 5 gram plan.
I'm plan was to make it 50. I'm on bonus time. It's all good. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:18 PM (viF8m) 124
The 5-year plan ("pyatilyetka") in progress when I spent some time in the USSR, unironically, had the theme "Quality". I'm sure the quality at SEVMASH (nuke subs) and in the Ministry of Heavy Machine Building (ballistic missiles) was pretty good. What we experienced was comically different.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (U/Byj) 125
Mush 'n' Milk is all you need to grow healthy children.
Spoiled, nothing! You kids put that milk on your mush and eat it. Bah! Posted by: Crone From Bleak Hill Boarding School at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (JM9I6) Posted by: high school boys at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (4RYRd) 127
More 1984 newspeak / doublethink from the Left
Opinion is Fact Men are Women Crazy is Sane But they will always always be identified best from the actual quote from 1984 Ignorance is strength Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (viF8m) 129
Abby Phillip is on record saying her job at CNN is to explain "the facts" to conservatives.
"Because when you don't ever even hear the facts, it's hard to even know that you're wrong." ===== The ignorance is positively breathtaking. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX) 130
117 I don't like soup. It is too in between.
We know how to eat liquids -- we put them in a glass and drink them. What is this spoon nonsense. It's annoying. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (ImuKY) The fuck am I supposed to dip my grilled cheese sandwich in? Seriously, throw this man out. He's drunk. Posted by: give me tomato soup or give me death at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (2nRM4) 131
“I’m trans and I heard I’m not allowed to go to the women’s restroom in public spaces. I don’t know where to go to be honest.”
====== Alley out back? Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX) 132
Abby Phillip is on record saying her job at CNN is to explain "the facts" to conservatives.
"Because when you don't ever even hear the facts, it's hard to even know that you're wrong." ===== The ignorance is positively breathtaking. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX) I don't recall her giving a fact out ever. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy) 133
Yesterday I called AirCanada (it's still called that today, right??) for something and the robot greeting explaining all the options etc included a statement I've never heard before, about offensive or divisive behavior (on the phone, was clear from context) would not be permitted. Sorry I forget the exact words, was too gobsmacked to focus after that
Living up here, I hear those messages and see the signs everywhere. Perhaps I've been setting bad exampkes for all the damn foreigners. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 07:21 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:22 PM (99A9t) 135
"I don’t know where to go to be honest.”
Maybe go back home, take off the dress, and learn to live with yourself without being a weirdo. Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: Frank Zappa, 1971 at August 28, 2026 07:23 PM (JM9I6) 137
Turkish toilets know no gender
Posted by: the left hand of wisdom at August 28, 2026 07:23 PM (4RYRd) 138
Judge throws out Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's 9/11 confession in already long wait for trial
A military judge ruled the statements were involuntary in a decision that could further complicate the decades-long wait for a trial _fox Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 07:23 PM (VPNgR) 139
126 high school boys beat it yearly by the dozens
Posted by: Skip don't tell mom Posted by: high school boys at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (4RYRd) Yearly? Man, birth control pills in the water supply are wreaking havoc. When I was in school it was daily. Like it was an after school job I didn't get paid for. An internship. Posted by: my eyesight has deteriorated at August 28, 2026 07:24 PM (2nRM4) 140
I'm wondering in what reality Peter Beinert thinks he makes sense
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 07:24 PM (EZWVc) 141
if it is a broth soup you can drink it from a coffee cup.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy) Say, this gives me an idea. Instant soup in a cup. What shall we call it? Posted by: Lipton Teas and Infusions, UK at August 28, 2026 07:24 PM (wVcYX) 142
I love soup but unless you make it homemade the stuff you get from a can has close to 100% of the daily recommended amount of sodium.
Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2026 07:25 PM (KC5Lt) 143
Or maybe times are getting tough, water it down a bit, and try to stretch it out.
Remember "Nail Soup"? The old tale about the magic nail, a hobo comes to a town, and claims to have a magic nail that makes the most delicious soup. But it would be improved, he said, if only he had a little Salt. 'Oh, I have some Salt' said the nice elderly lady. He added the salt and stirred it into the pot.... Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:25 PM (99A9t) 144
"Judge throws out Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's 9/11 confession in already long wait for trial"
See what I mean? World done gone crazy. You could tell me tomorrow that the King of England is now the queen and I would not be the least bit surprised. Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:27 PM (/QHx4) 146
"The Food and Drug Administration on Aug. 27 approved COVID-19 vaccines from Pfizer, Moderna, and Sanofi."
No information yet as to their adoption by Canada's MAID program, or by Planned Parenthood for first trimester abortions. Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR) 147
>I am weird
If you haven't noticed, so is everyone. Posted by: JackStraw I'm not weird. Mom says I'm eccentric. Posted by: Loose Screws at August 28, 2026 07:15 PM (JM9I6) Special You're so very special Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2026 07:28 PM (lCppi) 148
146 "The Food and Drug Administration on Aug. 27 approved COVID-19 vaccines from Pfizer, Moderna, and Sanofi."
No information yet as to their adoption by Canada's MAID program, or by Planned Parenthood for first trimester abortions. Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR) Aug. 27, 2026? Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:28 PM (odBC9) 149
If I woke up one morning and there was a Pope Mohammed I wouldn't bat an eye.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi) 150
At least four "women's" golf tournaments in Canada this summer have been won by men.
Another good reason for what I've tacked onto my name. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (O7YUW) 151
I'm having French Onion Soup right now. Don't know what makes it French, though.
Posted by: Can't Speak Frog at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (JM9I6) 152
the stuff you get from a can has close to 100% of the daily recommended amount of sodium
------ It's all wretched shit, I've tried most of them at some time or another. I use Cream of Mushroom for a few recipes. All that is, is a cheater milk gravy. it works. Tomato soup is OK in a pinch if a dish must have tomatoes, and some do. Rotel is kind of handy for a slight extra kick, and already has onions. I like smoked Jalapeno - the Chipotle in Adobo. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (99A9t) 153
And I don't care about commas if you want commas put em in your damnself.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi) 154
If you haven't already seen The Path to Zero, WSJ's account of our disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan, you really should set aside some time to do so. We all here pretty much know the story, but I promise, there is much more to learn from the mouths of the men who were there. Very compelling.
It's less than one hour and it's free on YouTube. Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 28, 2026 07:31 PM (3ImbR) 155
"The Food and Drug Administration on Aug. 27 approved COVID-19 vaccines from Pfizer, Moderna, and Sanofi."
No information yet as to their adoption by Canada's MAID program, or by Planned Parenthood for first trimester abortions. Posted by: Kindltot I assume the clinical trials were done on the corporate executives and their families. Posted by: Miklos expresses well-founded scepticism at August 28, 2026 07:31 PM (4RYRd) 156
142 I love soup but unless you make it homemade the stuff you get from a can has close to 100% of the daily recommended amount of sodium.
Posted by: polynikes Sodium is an essential mineral. You'll die without it. Posted by: Salty Mariner at August 28, 2026 07:31 PM (JM9I6) Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2026 07:32 PM (KC5Lt) 158
I'm having French Onion Soup right now. Don't know what makes it French, though.
Posted by: Can't Speak Frog at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (JM9I6) It has cheese and eating it produces a fascination with white flags. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 07:32 PM (ExV1e) 159
I use Cream of Mushroom for a few recipes. All that is, is a cheater milk gravy. it works. Tomato soup is OK in a pinch if a dish must have tomatoes, and some do. Rotel is kind of handy for a slight extra kick, and already has onions. I like smoked Jalapeno - the Chipotle in Adobo.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (99A9t) I extend a can of cream of chicken soup with chicken and some canned veggies. My standard pot gives about three meals from it. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy) 160
I accidentally got some low sodium V8 and had to put salt in it but it still didn't taste right. It was more like a V7.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:33 PM (MWfyi) 161
124 The 5-year plan ("pyatilyetka") in progress when I spent some time in the USSR, unironically, had the theme "Quality". I'm sure the quality at SEVMASH (nuke subs) and in the Ministry of Heavy Machine Building (ballistic missiles) was pretty good. What we experienced was comically different.
Posted by: rhomboid --- Last 20 years or so Russians have experienced more and more free time - also some disposable income. Tinkering and free thought along with personal discipline are essential to general quality. There are ewetubes of Russians tinkering with Vespa type scooters making them into ice boat racers and other things. This transfers directly to factory work. They go to the factory and intrinsically understand how stuff works. Something that is almost genetic with us and totally alien to the Chinese. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 07:34 PM (VPNgR) 162
P'rhaps . . . .Perhaps the use of black sites for extraordinary renditions and questioning was not the legal lead pipe cinch we were all promised it would be?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR) 163
I used to make a soup from a recipe book that was a big pot with 5 different soup concentrates and a can of lobster bits.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:34 PM (uhVAy) 164
>>I am weird
If you haven't noticed, so is everyone. Posted by: JackStraw If everyone is weird, then nobody is. —Dash Parr Posted by: mindful webworker - credible at August 28, 2026 07:35 PM (oq2IS) 165
Well-adjusted Morons prefer Manhattan Style Clam Chowder Soup 3-1.
Posted by: Builds Strong Bones And Teef at August 28, 2026 07:35 PM (JM9I6) 166
And I don't care about commas if you want commas put em in your damnself
----- I wish I would have thought of that answer in Mrs. Johnson's 3rd Grade class back in the day! Dangit. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:35 PM (99A9t) 167
Everybody seems Normal till you get to know them...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:35 PM (99A9t) 168
A good Potato soup is the nee plus ultra(spelling, francophiles?)
Chickarina is really good. There's a progresso lasagna soup that is not bad. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 07:36 PM (zZu0s) 169
Campbell's Roasted Garlic Mushroom soup is good. We use it now instead of Cream of Mushroom soup. Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:36 PM (/QHx4) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m) 171
"Federal civil rights data has shown Black students are disciplined at disproportionately high rates."
Okay, WHY are blacks disciplined more often? And why are blacks in public schools monumentally behind in learning? And do, please, tell me why black households are lacking books and magazines, don't generally spend time doing and reviewing homework, and can't be bothered to even show up to school on a regular basis? Why could that possibly be? Is it the skin color, or is it the sub-culture that thinks doing well is "acting white?" I just don't know. I just... Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 07:36 PM (dEHLq) 172
163 I used to make a soup from a recipe book that was a big pot with 5 different soup concentrates and a can of lobster bits.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:34 PM (uhVAy) yum Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:36 PM (odBC9) 173
I'm a noncommaformist.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi) 174
Olive Garden used to have an excellent Zuppa Toscana ... but sometime in the past decade, they've "watered" it down (Shrinkflation?) and not as creamy or tasty now.
Now I get the Chicken Gnocchi ... Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:37 PM (9c4Eu) 175
I don't recall her giving a fact out ever.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy) ==== To her credit, she believes conservatives are simply ignorant not evil, like most leftists. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:37 PM (RIvkX) 176
I'm having French Onion Soup right now. Don't know what makes it French, though.
Posted by: Can't Speak Frog at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (JM9I6) It has cheese and eating it produces a fascination with white flags. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 07:32 PM (ExV1e) --- My mother always made it with SWISS cheese. So I guess it was more of a Swiss onion soup. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D) 177
I accidentally got some low sodium V8 and had to put salt in it but it still didn't taste right. It was more like a V7.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:33 PM (MWfyi) A Chevette 4-cylinder. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 07:37 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Gramatically Correct Miklos at August 28, 2026 07:37 PM (4RYRd) 179
Sodium is an essential mineral. You'll die without it.
Posted by: Salty Mariner at August 28, 2026 07:31 PM (JM9I6 Also potassium, calcium and iron but you don't want to triple up the necessary amount . Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2026 07:38 PM (KC5Lt) 180
I extend a can of cream of chicken soup with chicken and some canned veggies. My standard pot gives about three meals from it.
----- Right, it's convenient. But make a Roux, with butter or bacon fat maybe, and a nice thick Milk gravy.... season as you like. It's always way better than anything out of a can. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:38 PM (99A9t) 181
I don't recall her giving a fact out ever.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy) ==== To her credit, she believes conservatives are simply ignorant not evil, like most leftists. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:37 PM (RIvkX) I doubt it, I'm sure she thinks we are evil too. Just clever enough to not say it. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:38 PM (uhVAy) 182
This transfers directly to factory work. They go to the factory and intrinsically understand how stuff works. Something that is almost genetic with us and totally alien to the Chinese.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 07:34 PM (VPNgR) ===== SMR Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX) 183
Everybody seems Normal till you get to know them...
Posted by: Common Tater Green-haired nose-ring crazy-eye woman above could never seem normal. Posted by: mindful webworker - 'get to know me at August 28, 2026 07:39 PM (oq2IS) 184
145
I thought the King was a queen Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:27 PM (/QHx4) He has someone put toothpaste on his toothbrush for him. Of course he's a queen. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 07:39 PM (dEHLq) 185
My mother still makes iced tea sugarless, adding sugar into the glass does nothing for it
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0) 186
Green-haired nose-ring crazy-eye woman above could never seem normal.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'get to know me at August 28, 2026 07:39 PM (oq2IS) Hysterical, hideous and brainless is no way to go through life, honey. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 07:40 PM (dEHLq) 187
I don't believe in modern love.
Posted by: zombie David Bowie at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (MWfyi) Now do Adult Education Posted by: Daryl at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur) 188
149 If I woke up one morning and there was a Pope Mohammed I wouldn't bat an eye.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi) 153 And I don't care about commas if you want commas put em in your damnself. Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi) It's not so much that you needed commas, it's that the "I" after "Mohammed" is ambiguously the subject of the sentence or a numeral indicating "the First." bzzzt You coulda done this: If I woke up one morning and there was a Pope Mohammed then I wouldn't bat an eye. Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (odBC9) Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (/QHx4) 190
My mother always made it with SWISS cheese.
So I guess it was more of a Swiss onion soup. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D) ~~~~~ Gruyere is the cheese of choice for French Onion Soup, and Swiss is the common man's Gruyere. It's half the price and it's what sensible people like us use! Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (3ImbR) 191
Cafe is up!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (NcvvS) 192
My mother still makes iced tea sugarless, adding sugar into the glass does nothing for it
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0) ==== My aunt z"l would hold a sugar cube in her teeth and drink tea through it. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (RIvkX) 193
It was more like a V7.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:33 PM (MWfyi) 220 221 whatever it takes Posted by: Daryl at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (VJ0w/) 195
Back in the day, they had Normal Colleges
Posted by: Miklos notes a General Decline at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (4RYRd) 196
Which moron is going to dial the number on the poster?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX) 197
185 My mother still makes iced tea sugarless, adding sugar into the glass does nothing for it
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0) Sun tea, made in the sun, has a natural sweetness to it. Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (odBC9) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (VPNgR) 199
Cream of Sum Yon Guy
Posted by: Daryl at August 28, 2026 07:43 PM (/+uur) 200
off sox
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:43 PM (/+uur) 201
192 My aunt z"l would hold a sugar cube in her teeth and drink tea through it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (RIvkX) Haha! Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:43 PM (odBC9) 202
195 Back in the day, they had Normal Colleges
Posted by: Miklos notes a General Decline at August 28, 2026 07:42 PM (4RYRd) Somebody should enroll that green haired bitch there. Maybe they could teach her some restraint. If that doesn't work, we could hire someone to smack her upside her head every time she opens her pie hole. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 07:43 PM (dEHLq) 203
191 Cafe is up!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (NcvvS) Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (odBC9) 204
"Green-haired Nose-ring Crazy-eye Woman" was the prophetic flip side of Sugarloaf's "Green Eyed Lady" single.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (MWfyi) 205
Mulligatawny soup is pretty good. I may have had a more Americanized version of it though. I didn't know it was Tamil-Indian originated curry soup until just now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (wVcYX) 206
If I had EVER acted out the way these women who post these obnoxious videos do, my mother would have smacked my into next Sunday.
Same is true of kids screaming all the damned time. My mother was not tolerant of bad behavior and didn't write any of it off due to age or development. Do the crime, you cheek would show it. I might still have a wooden spoon dent in one side. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 07:45 PM (dEHLq) 207
Fathers
I have several friend with no father and at 18 they marched themselves of the the Marines or Army. They have a real life now. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur) 208
Just down to the arms and hands to this Gigantic 3D printed Galactus.
It's going to stand over 30 inches tall. I think this deserves a scotch and some sour patch gummies. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2026 07:46 PM (XV/Pl) 209
Nood.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 28, 2026 07:48 PM (0CU3H) 210
>>>And now you're all talking about soup.
Some of you are in that poster above. Tell the truth. Posted by: JackStraw >AOSHQ blog has become a chat line. Greetings and salutations. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 28, 2026 07:51 PM (SK+av) 211
>>191 Cafe is up!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:41 PM (NcvvS) Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (odBC9) Thanks, m! Posted by: Nazdar at August 28, 2026 07:59 PM (NcvvS) 212
There are all these "MN Nices Hates ICE" in my neighborhood. Yes, Minnesota is nice and hateful. Hateful people are the best.
Posted by: Dave at August 28, 2026 09:30 PM (sbsMc) "Christian" Pastor and Heterosexual Heart-Breaker James Talarico: The Assassment That Christians are the Villains In Society Is "Spot On"I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for this super-duper S-Tier Christian.
The DA supposedly rejected this pressure -- but surprise surprise, her son got a sweetheart deal requiring only that he go to a three hour "course" and the charges will be ultimately expunged. The entitled son of "The View" co-host Sunny Hostin had to complete a court-ordered course to get his Westchester County trespassing case dismissed -- despite his celeb mom's two-month-long campaign to make the case disappear. Ivy League-educated Gabriel Hostin, 24, was nabbed trespassing on Metro-North Railroad tracks in New Rochelle on June 16 and hit with a trespassing violation. During his arrest, his famous mom was caught on bodycam trying to throw her weight around with cops at the scene. "My name is Sunny Hostin and I'm one of the co-hosts of 'The View' and I'm a former federal prosecutor," she told cops. "That's my son. He's a Harvard graduate, he doesn't have a criminal record." According to sources, she didn't let up after that, and consistently hammered away at the Westchester County District Attorney's Office to make it all go away without any recourse. The younger Hostin eventually agreed to accept a deal, which required him to take part in a three-hour Fresh Start course, which the Westchester DA's Office said is a "pre-arraignment diversion program that provides eligible first-time, low-level offenders" with a chance to have the cases dismissed. Gabriel Hostin completed the course on Aug. 20, and the prosecutors have sent a letter to the court requesting that the charges be dismissed after completion of the course.To be honest, it's a minor offense and I wouldn't expect there to be a serious penalty for it. But then, Sonny Hostin, who claims to be a lawyer, would have realized the penalty would have been a slap on the wrist with the charges expunged after a minor pre-trial diversion. But she was determined that her son should receive no penalty at all. Because she's on The View. Why she imagines that's a credit, I don't know. So f*** that bitch Sonny Hostin and her incredibly privileged form of "oppression." Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Omg
Posted by: the country place that no one knows about at August 28, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz) 2
Talerico is literally an anti-christ.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2026 05:41 PM (XV/Pl) 3
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 28, 2026 05:45 PM (EJE3y) 4
I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for this super-duper S-Tier Christian.
We...don't understand the problem. Posted by: Hundreds of Thousands of Ethnic Chinese living in China but born on US soil at August 28, 2026 05:45 PM (FKi1y) 5
"Talarico's strain of "good person" Christianity comes from St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, Texas, headed by Jim Rigby. Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture." St. Andrew's"
This is pretty standard for the PCUSA . There's a pastor near me who's "rewriting the Bible" To do this. I know about it- not because I attend to his church- but I know a musician who does. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:46 PM (JrHfD) 6
Some people just can’t quit us.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 05:43 PM (ZdaMQ) https://youtu.be/T575Pbo4eWM?t=6 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 05:47 PM (ExV1e) 7
Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture."
That's retarded. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:47 PM (2Drhq) 8
Dear Mr. Talarico,
I say this as a God creating Christian: Fuck. You. ***************************** Hello, Horde! 😊💕 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 05:48 PM (SRRAx) 9
I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for this super-duper S-Tier Christian.
You'd spend the first eight months shedding. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e) 10
Bonus: Sonny Hostin pressured a DA to drop trespass charges against her son, with the "Don't you know who I am?" maneuver.
The DA supposedly rejected this pressure -- but surprise surprise, her son got a sweetheart deal requiring only that he go to a three hour "course" and the charges will be ultimately expunged. --------------- How could anybody have doubted that a judge would not be on the Hostins' side? After all, they are of a higher class where laws don't apply, laws are for the little people. Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ZNpJk) 11
This Talarico kid is something of a twat, isn't he?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:48 PM (dEHLq) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (xcxpd) 13
So we've moved from "I'm not a leftist radical, but just a decent normal Christian," to "Gosh, Christians are really the worst!"
You what's really powerful persuasion? Telling religious people that they are totally wrong and don't understand their own faith. Always wins them over. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s) 14
To do this. I know about it- not because I attend to his church- but I know a musician who does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August People may say what they will about my Bible Belt evangelical Church all they want, but this kind of garbage (pronounced gar-bagghheee) would not and does not fly. The Bible is the Bible is the Bible is the Bible. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ) 15
Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture."
That's retarded. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:47 PM (2Drhq) --- And also gay. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (2Drhq) 17
Oh, yeah. This blasphemous pervert is going to run away with it in Texas. That's the kind of guy we have been looking for.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (0U5gm) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (SRRAx) 19
The Democrats are running a guy who says Christians are evil, God is non-binary, snd his church celebrates atheism.
He's a vegetarian in beef country and met his wife at a gay bar. And the polls confidently tell you he is winning. This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (mShBj) 20
This is pretty standard for the PCUSA . There's a pastor near me who's "rewriting the Bible"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:46 PM (JrHfD) If you don't like the instruction book, why stay for the whole class? If you need to write a different Bible, then you aren't a Christian, by definition. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (dEHLq) 21
Presbyterians ain’t what used to be.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (KGj36) 22
Talarico says Christians are villains. But people are believing polls which say Talarico is ahead. Tell the Black Christians in Texas that and they'll have another reason not to vote for him. Same with White and Hispanic Christians. He might win college professors and AWFLs but not many other people
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 05:51 PM (EZWVc) 23
This is pretty standard for the PCUSA . There's a pastor near me who's "rewriting the Bible"
To do this. I know about it- not because I attend to his church- but I know a musician who does. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:46 PM (JrHfD) --- Isn't David French Presbyterian as well? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s) 24
Oh, just for the record, when he first got the nomination, I did see a few signs for him around town. Since then, and with all of the revelations, they have all disappeared, and I don't live in a place where people steal signs.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2026 05:51 PM (0U5gm) 25
This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (mShBj) Dave be preachin'! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 28, 2026 05:51 PM (xcxpd) 26
So, do we all just get to re-write The Bible?
More Parables! Less Numbers! More Solomon! Less Kings! Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (2Drhq) 27
The only signs I see in my neighborhood are for Talarico.
The inmates have taken over the asylum.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (SRRAx) 28
People may say what they will about my Bible Belt evangelical Church all they want, but this kind of garbage (pronounced gar-bagghheee) would not and does not fly. The Bible is the Bible is the Bible is the Bible.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ) To be fair, Catholics will tell you that you are missing a few books, but other than that, absolutely. Once you mess with the Word of God, you have officially messed with Jesus, and that never goes well. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (dEHLq) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m) 30
Further to the Hostins case, she might as well have said "Let them eat cake" and be done with democracy and equality.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (ZNpJk) 31
This is pretty standard for the PCUSA . There's a pastor near me who's "rewriting the Bible"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke My astute grandmother described churches that don't follow the Bible: Country clubs without the golf course. Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (0U5gm) 32
And the polls confidently tell you he is winning.
This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla ===== Well, you always have the new fangled prediction markets that are the derivative of polling to rely upon. Super scientific--honest Injun. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv) 33
I don’t think I’ll get more satisfaction out of any election result than when in the evening of November 3, even before I want to go to bed (and I usually retire early), Talarico is declared a big loser. He’s more annoying than Beto, which is very difficult to accomplish but he easily clears that bar.
Look out, Jim Rigby & Talarico (and Paw Paw): But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed. — Galatians 1:8-9 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (M+uMR) 34
And the polls confidently tell you he is winning.
This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM You can DEFINITELY trust the polls. Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (2Ez/1) 35
Thank heavens he went to Harvard and his mother is a professional Karen. Anyone else would have been arraigned, tried, and fined in nothing flat.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (B1b0T) 36
27 The only signs I see in my neighborhood are for Talarico.
The inmates have taken over the asylum.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (SRRAx) I think leftists have to post signs because their entire identity is tied up in their virtue signalling. The rest of us don't need to put a sign--we just go vote. And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter? Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (dEHLq) 37
And the polls confidently tell you he is winning.
This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (mShBj) --- It's obviously an op, and before Labor Day, no one cares. The goal is purely to goose donations and maybe create a bandwagon effect. As we get closer to the election "the race will tighten" so the poll can retain its viability. Happens every cycle. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (ZOv7s) 38
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Believe it or not, there are actually conservative Christians in NJ. Some of them are PCA which is a split off from PCUSA, the Anglican Church in NJ and various evangelical / non denominational churches. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (JrHfD) 39
The more I read about this Talarico guy, the weirder he seems to be.
He makes Beto seem almost like a macho man. And the dems seriously think this guy is gonna get elected in Texas if they just spend enough money promoting him? Amazing. Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (Lo97M) 40
Newsweek: James Talarico is fighting a two-front war. While he is engaged in a toe-to-toe race against Ken Paxton, Jasmine Crockett told CNN she has no plans to join Talarico on the campaign trail.
Crockett called Talarico to congratulate him and endorsed his candidacy. Absolute nothingburger. Talarico is crushing it and she doesn't want to get in his way. She is focusing on downballot races which also need to be assisted to give us a House majority. Nah, she's intentionally pissing in the punch bowl because she lost. Even Haley Stevens (which was a significantly more contentious primary) endorsed Abdul El-Sayed and is campaigning for him. She's a sore loser corporate shill. Have the corporate media gotten you sufficiently mad at the black person yet whose already endorsed the candidate? Read thd room. People see this for what it is. Her career in politics is done. She’s setting herself up for a lucrative private sector career. The majority of Democratic voters will not forgive her for this and her coziness with Israel. And she knows it. If we miss out on turning Texas blue… Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (FKi1y) 41
> >Presbyterians ain’t what used to be.
I am. The church most definitely is not. Posted by: JackStraw ---------------- Preach it. To coin a phrase. A lot of Christians aren't what they used to be. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (2Cry5) 42
Oh, and this gem:
There will likely never be a chance better than this. 1. Trump has record low approval ratings. 2. Paxton is the crookiest crook who ever crooned. 3. Talarico is a dem candidate that moderate Republicans can actually stand. He is a devout Christian, he has worked to lower prescription drug costs, and he looks like he just stepped out of a Normal Rockwell painting. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (FKi1y) 43
Besides the weekend is here
Talarico can go screw himself Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (Ia/+0) 44
My astute grandmother described churches that don't follow the Bible:
Country clubs without the golf course. Posted by: Thomas Paine Heretics that are likely hell bound. People don't get to tell the Lord what he likes and doesn't like. They ain't the boss of him. So when they rewrite his Holy Word to something more of their liking, they become hateful to him. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv) 45
38- meant "the Anglican Church in North America."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (9c4Eu) 47
I think Talarico's prostrate massages are going so deep they're giving him further brain damage.
And according to MSNow, he has a great shot at Texas. A fabulous shot. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 05:56 PM (hPgrk) 49
I am. The church most definitely is not.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m) --- One of my best friends from college was Presbyterian and his church went woke. He and his wife now attend my parish are are going through the conversion process, entering the Church at Easter. Their son did so and that got them interested. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s) 50
Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture."
That's retarded. Posted by: Delurker _______ Some nutty Lutheran pastors were on the cutting edge of this a few years ago with The Sparkle Creed: "I believe in the non-binary God whose pronouns are plural. I believe in Jesus Christ, their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads and saw everyone as a sibling-child of God. I believe in the rainbow Spirit, who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity..." Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (XvL8K) 51
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter?
I believe there is a segment of the voting public whose most important thing is to be on the winning side. If they see a majority of their neighbors supporting one candidate, they may think "Well, they can't all be wrong, can they." Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (vTZFs) 52
If Talarico gets any more "Christian", he'll start sporting horns and a tail.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (oji8u) 53
Whig - LOL I have a screen shot of the final day of the Wisconsin Kalshi market that I use when I reply to any post about those markets.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (mShBj) 54
None of these dudes would last thirty seconds in my part of the world. Blasphemy is not acceptable. They are full of garbage and would be told so.
Posted by: Case at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (VrYHL) 55
Christians are the “villains?”?????
How does this guy imagine he’s more Christian than any other Christian ever? Is he more Christian than Christ?? Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (4KUe5) 56
There will likely never be a chance better than this. 1. Trump has record low approval ratings. 2. Paxton is the crookiest crook who ever crooned. 3. Talarico is a dem candidate that moderate Republicans can actually stand. He is a devout Christian, he has worked to lower prescription drug costs, and he looks like he just stepped out of a Normal Rockwell painting.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions The rejoinder to that word salad is made by the Judge in My Cousin Vinny is appropriate here--" Mr Gambino, are you on drugs?" Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (PbWRL) 58
"My name is Sunny Hostin and I'm one of the co-hosts of 'The View' and I'm a former federal prosecutor," she told cops. "That's my son. He's a Harvard graduate, he doesn't have a criminal record."
---------- Black Privilege. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (9c4Eu) 59
2. Paxton is the crookiest crook who ever crooned
Croonin' Ken Paxton, appearing all this week in the Longbranch Room. Try the veal. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (2Drhq) 60
I don't recall one instance of Jesus telling people to ignore sins and just be nice to everybody. Not one.
But then, I didn't rewrite my Bible. Apparently that was a missed opportunity. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (dEHLq) 61
I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for this super-duper S-Tier Christian.
Ace, as Lyle Lovett sang, "That's right, you're not from Texas, but Texas wants you anyway." Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1) 62
53 Whig - LOL I have a screen shot of the final day of the Wisconsin Kalshi market that I use when I reply to any post about those markets.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla -------- Hong's chance of winning that evening sunk faster than the Titanic. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:59 PM (E4rtv) 63
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter?
Posted by: tcn in AK In 2016 it was considered quite important to the Trump campaign. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 05:59 PM (FKi1y) 64
I was at the gym the other day with Joe "Ironman" Biden and we both bench pressed 55 Lbs at 5 reps.
So, Joe and me are ready to kick your ass you MAGA Rednecks !!!! Posted by: James Talarico at August 28, 2026 05:59 PM (ZITfF) 65
I've been assured Talarico is winning Texas by a billion gazillion votes. We might as well quit and all go St. Andrew's Presbyterian now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (oji8u) 66
Talarico's strain of "good person" Christianity comes from St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, Texas, headed by Jim Rigby. Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture." St. Andrew's"
Manufacturing the millstones all quick-like, boss. Posted by: A whole lot of drowning is warranted at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (TbWk/) 67
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (dEHLq) --- They are actually very influential in local elections, which is why there are shenanigans. If you have a low-visibility race, seeing lots of signs for a candidate makes you wonder who that is. For governor and up, it's kind of silly. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: 29Victor at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (0MjtC) 70
Talarico looks like he just stepped out of the "Chucky" movie.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (PbWRL) ------------ He's right out of central casting for the Norman Bates role in a #Woke Tranny remake of "Psycho." Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (9c4Eu) 71
Some nutty Lutheran pastors were on the cutting edge of this a few years ago with The Sparkle Creed:
"I believe in the non-binary God whose pronouns are plural. I believe in Jesus Christ, their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads and saw everyone as a sibling-child of God. I believe in the rainbow Spirit, who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity..." Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (XvL8K) Holy crap, literally. Might as well be a Unitarian if you're gonna go for crap like that. *spit* Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (dEHLq) 72
60 I don't recall one instance of Jesus telling people to ignore sins and just be nice to everybody. Not one.
But then, I didn't rewrite my Bible. Apparently that was a missed opportunity. Posted by: tcn in AK ======= You could have made yourself a hero in that book by doing that. Mary Sueing the Bible by editing. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (E4rtv) 73
Number of Christians in Texas fooled by this guy: 0
Number of fake Christians in Texas pretending to be fooled by this guy: 6 Everyone else will vote for whoever else is running against Talarico*. * Problem is, Talarico's negative press is so overwhelming that it sucks the oxygen out of everyone else's campaign. Probably half of Texans don't even know who else is in the race. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5) 74
Sonny Hostin pressured a DA to drop trespass charges against her son, with the "Don't you know who I am?" maneuver.
"BLACK PRIVALAGE" ......... Posted by: Jackson K. at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (2WXOn) 75
So f*** that bitch Sonny Hostin and her incredibly privileged form of "oppression."
Like I said before, she's damn lucky that she isn't scraping her son's splattered corpse into a small box for a closed casket funeral. Pity she never taught him to stay away from the train tracks. Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (vJrRc) 76
Maybe Talarico wants to become the anti-Christ
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0) 77
>>Gabriel Hostin, 24, was nabbed trespassing on Metro-North Railroad tracks in New Rochelle
There has to be more to this. What was he doing on the tracks? Just walking? Something else? Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 06:02 PM (ImuKY) 78
76 Maybe Talarico wants to become the anti-Christ
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0) Have I got good news for him! Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (ZdaMQ) 79
The rejoinder to that word salad is made by the Judge in My Cousin Vinny is appropriate here--" Mr Gambino, are you on drugs?"
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (E4rtv) --- I think the part about how moderate Republican Christians liking the guy was the most delusional thing I've read since...last thread. I've mentioned this before, but one of my neighborhood Yard Sign Calvinists ("By this sign I am saved and you're not!") has a sign reading "Imagine all the people living life in peace" next to "Free Palestine!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (ZOv7s) 80
* Problem is, Talarico's negative press is so overwhelming that it sucks the oxygen out of everyone else's campaign. Probably half of Texans don't even know who else is in the race.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5) ---- Well, that's not necessarily a bad thing. I know we want people to vote FOR their guy, but Talarico is so toxic I can see a lot of people voting AGAINST him just because he's a deranged heretical nutcase. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (FZ29D) 81
I don't recall one instance of Jesus telling people to ignore sins and just be nice to everybody. Not one.
But then, I didn't rewrite my Bible. Apparently that was a missed opportunity. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (dEHLq) Jesus was most definitely not all sweetness and light. He spoke more about hell than heaven… Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation. — Matthew 23:14 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (M+uMR) 82
...he looks like he just stepped out of a Normal Rockwell painting.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions The rejoinder to that word salad is made by the Judge in My Cousin Vinny is appropriate here--" Mr Gambino, are you on drugs?" Posted by: whig I had to go back and look him up again. He's the most boring, generic white dude ever. Rockwell's people had character. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (FKi1y) 83
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer..."
Well, we know Allah's a fag, so he's half right. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Av6i5) 84
77 There has to be more to this. What was he doing on the tracks?
My guess, he was going down to the crossroads. One should never go down to the crossroads. Nothing good can come of that. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (2Drhq) 85
* Problem is, Talarico's negative press is so overwhelming that it sucks the oxygen out of everyone else's campaign. Probably half of Texans don't even know who else is in the race.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5) --- He's at the top of the ticket, and that's going to kneecap all the down ballot races. Same dynamic as in Michigan. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s) 86
You could have made yourself a hero in that book by doing that. Mary Sueing the Bible by editing.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (E4rtv) I expect my new and improved version of the Koran to be very popular. Muslims will be able to enjoy bacon, dogs, music and I'm upping the number of Jihad virgins to 100! And 10% less bitchy! Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b) 87
Heh - Those Reddit posts are so typical. Seems like the prevailing view of Republican voters is always they are stupid and can be conned.
Which is the current rationale for Dems winning in IA, NC, GA and TX. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (aT0AP) 88
Kalshi betting has Talarico and Paxton even at 50/50 with Talarico trending slightly up
Election will be determined by Trump and the economy issues. Name calling may be fun but it also has downsides of provoking more enthusiasm from opposition Posted by: Aliss at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (gk5rj) 89
Say what you will about the Christians, at least they're not Jews.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (ndZc7) 90
Exactly, Piper!
If you believe you are a good person for revising God’s word for modern times, more empathic and wise than Jesus, well, you’re in for a surprise. Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (4KUe5) 91
Jimmy has THE most punchable neck. There's no chin to get in the way.
Posted by: huerfano at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (2Xqig) 92
Posted last night in the Café:
A Canadian on DU is touting a graphic reputedly shown on MSNOW: "New polling shown on MSNOW graphic right now is very encouraging! A Survey Center at Texas Southern University Poll from Aug. 18-21 shows: Bobby Pulido (D) leading 50-45 for the House, James Talarico(D) leading Ken Paxton 50-42, and in the Governors race, Hinojosa leading Abbott 47-44. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (0sNs1) 93
So when they rewrite his Holy Word to something more of their liking, they become hateful to him.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv) ------------ I wonder if anyone has ever endeavored to temporarily transform the HOLLYWOOD sign to read HOLY WORD? Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (9c4Eu) 94
>>One of my best friends from college was Presbyterian and his church went woke. He and his wife now attend my parish are are going through the conversion process, entering the Church at Easter. Their son did so and that got them interested.
When I was a kid, we belonged to a really wonderful Presbyterian church. Multiple generations. My next door neighbor was not just my Sunday School teacher, he was also my best friend's dad. This made skipping Sunday School problematic. He was a great guy and a great teacher. I know what I believe and what he taught me has stuck with me, mostly. I miss the fellowship but not what the church has become. Still a Christian, just do it on my own now. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (viF8m) 95
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer..."
Well, we know Allah's a fag, so he's half right. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Av6i5) Nope. Allah is a figment of a deranged pervert pedophiles imagination. Not God. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s) 96
I know we want people to vote FOR their guy, but Talarico is so toxic I can see a lot of people voting AGAINST him just because he's a deranged heretical nutcase.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (FZ29D) --- Remind me of Dave Barry's description of the 1984 election: "Mondale lost so massive that long after Election Day, people kept showing up at the polls demanding an opportunity to vote against him again." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s) 97
64 I was at the gym the other day with Joe "Ironman" Biden and we both bench pressed 55 Lbs at 5 reps.
So, Joe and me are ready to kick your ass you MAGA Rednecks !!!! Posted by: James Talarico Dudes! Quite hogging the bench! I need to get my reps in, and my bodyweight is too low to make push-ups challenging. Posted by: Zombie RBG, still outworking her personal trainer at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (FKi1y) 98
I believe in Jesus Christ, their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads and saw everyone as a sibling-child of God.
Wait, two dads? God and Joseph? But they just said God is non-binary. Or do they think Mary was trans? This is as confusing as it is blasphemous. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (2Drhq) 99
Just walking? Something else?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) Rescuing poor orphaned packages thoughtlessly tossed off the train by someone else's feral spawn? Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (vJrRc) 100
Gabriel Hostin, 24, was nabbed trespassing on Metro-North Railroad tracks in New Rochelle
There has to be more to this. What was he doing on the tracks? Just walking? Something else? Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) Technically, just being in the ROW is federal trespassing. Rarely enforced, but it can be. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (wOO3z) 101
"...he looks like he just stepped out of a Normal Rockwell painting."
Yes, if "Norman Rockwell" is actually a typo for "Andres Serrano". Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (oji8u) 102
Remind me of Dave Barry's description of the 1984 election: "Mondale lost so massive that long after Election Day, people kept showing up at the polls demanding an opportunity to vote against him again."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s) ---- Heh. With mail-in ballots, they might get their chance! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (FZ29D) 103
OUT: The Self-Gassing "Jew."
IN: The Self-Crucifying "Christian." Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (9c4Eu) Problem is you can never get the last nail in. Posted by: Neil from The Young Ones at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (Av6i5) 105
That Austin church isn’t even PCUSA, but some even more demonic presbytery. Don’t lump all Presbyterians together!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (D9FOj) 106
Betrayal!
RNC Research @RNCResearch Jasmine Crockett won’t campaign for James Talarico who she called "straight up racist." Congress: “Will you campaign with him?” CROCKETT: “I will be campaigning down ballot.” CNN: “Is it an either-or? Either you excite the down-ballot? Or…” CROCKETT: “For me it probably is.” Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (ndZc7) 107
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter?
Posted by: tcn in AK There were so many yard signs around here I got confused. I think I voted for a realtor. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (l26NL) 108
I don't understand any thing here. In other news I may be eligible for benefits. Yay. Is that toast? Yum.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (diia5) 109
Maybe Talarico wants to become the anti-Christ
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0) Have I got good news for him! Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM Bein' dead 'n all, do you know something we don't? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (0sNs1) 110
Operation Warp Speed. This Talarico guy is a shoo-in!
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (AydIQ) 111
Well, we know Allah's a fag, so he's half right.
Posted by: zombie Allah is make believe. Muhammad is pansexual. He banged the men of al Zutt, many women, children, goats...quite the model for all Muslims to follow. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (FKi1y) 112
Even though I think Paxton will win , someone in Texas should slap the Bushies and say "help Paxton you arrogant nitwits. The nation is in danger from these loons"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (EZWVc) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (O0L8i) Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (lFFaq) 115
Remind me of Dave Barry's description of the 1984 election: "Mondale lost so massive that long after Election Day, people kept showing up at the polls demanding an opportunity to vote against him again."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:06 PM Heh. I don't remember that one. Then there was Dennis Miller: "Mondale got stomped like a narc at a biker rally." Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (2Drhq) 116
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer..."
Well, we know Allah's a fag, so he's half right. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Av6i5) Mohammed took it up the ass all night from the men of Al-Zutt. Posted by: A bathhouse bloomed in the desert at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (TbWk/) 117
Just need a hole and heartbeat, inshallah.
Posted by: Big Mo at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM (wOO3z) 118
Villain or not, I think Talefreako probably needs to get his jaw broken, just on general principles. At least get his ass kicked.
That's a big part of the problem these days. Way too many people need an ass whoopin'. That includes a lot of nominal females, as well. All the old rules of civility and chivalry and customs, mores and traditions were thrown out long ago. It's time people recognize that. You are fair game once you become a participant. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM (99A9t) 119
I expect my new and improved version of the Koran to be very popular.
Muslims will be able to enjoy bacon, dogs, music and I'm upping the number of Jihad virgins to 100! And 10% less bitchy! Posted by: Stateless ===== NYT best seller. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM (E4rtv) 120
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (XvL8K)
That made my skin crawl. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (lFFaq) ---- I remember watching the video of that. You could literally FEEL the unholiness oozing out of the computer monitor like toxic sludge. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM (FZ29D) 121
Jesus does call Christians to take up their crosses and follow Him. That is a deeper calling that many glide over. Think about how Jesus carried His cross and where He was going.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (D9FOj) 122
In a 2025 appearance on the Higher Learning podcast, Democrat candidate James Talarico called the idea that Christians are the "villains" of American society "spot on."
I wish I was a democrat so I could vote for him more than once! Side note, the latest poll at 270 to win has talerico up by 6 points over paxton. Gaslighting is in effect. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (cpFbA) 123
Who here is surprised Jasmine Crockett isn’t campaigning for the wierdo white dude who pretends to be a Christian?
I am shocked, shocked at this! Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (4KUe5) 124
Bobby Pulido (D) leading 50-45 for the House,
James Talarico(D) leading Ken Paxton 50-42, and in the Governors race, Hinojosa leading Abbott 47-44. Posted by: Duncanthrax Damn...faking a smaller lead that you can walk back as the election gets closer to save your credibility. Why didn't I think of that!?!? Posted by: Ann Selzer at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (FKi1y) 125
Allah is make believe. Muhammad is pansexual. He banged the men of al Zutt, many women, children, goats...quite the model for all Muslims to follow.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (FKi1y) --- I believe "Allah" is merely God in Arabic and Arabic-speaking Christians use that word. Mohammed did not exist. He was patched together after the fact when the Caliphs decided they needed a state religion, which is why despite being based on a book written by the founder, there are no surviving copies that were not substantially revised later. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (ZOv7s) 126
NBC Detroit just had another Abdul ad "I'm pretty damn dangerous!"
I actually did see an ad for him "Great candidate. Terrible name..." Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b) 127
How is it possible that James Talarico could be even more gay than Pete Buttigieg? Steers and queers, cabrone.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 28, 2026 06:13 PM (SK+av) 128
Just need a hole and heartbeat, inshallah.
Posted by: Big Mo at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM And the heartbeat is optional, at least for the first 12 hours or so. Posted by: Big Mo at August 28, 2026 06:13 PM (0sNs1) 129
He can no longer talk about the thrill that'll get getcha when you get your picta on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
Rolling Stone @RollingStone Rolling Stone names Hasan Piker as one of the most influential creators of 2026 The self-declared Marxist has found himself at the center of endless controversies, thanks to his criticism of Israel on his daily streams but also because he's become the face of a movement to push Dems to the left. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:13 PM (ndZc7) 130
Allah is make believe. Muhammad is pansexual. He banged the men of al Zutt, many women, children, goats...quite the model for all Muslims to follow.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar ====== I think the language was that he got rode hard and wet by al Zutt aka a genie. Rushdie's Satanic Verses deals with these issues in his book that got him a fatwa death sentence that damn near came close to be fulfilled by some fanatic. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv) 131
"Christian" Pastor and Heterosexual Heart-Breaker James Talarico: The Assassment That Christians are the Villains In Society Is "Spot On"
--- Wait. If Christians are the villains, and Talarico expresses his form of Christianity as the most perfect path, then doesn't that make HIM the villain of this story? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (FZ29D) 132
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer, and funds Planned Parenthood and trans youth summer camps.
---- Golly, they sound like United Methodists! Posted by: Crusader at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (TN0g+) 133
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer..."
Better a millstone be tied around his neck, and he cast into the depths of the sea… Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (D9FOj) 134
"Kalshi betting has Talarico and Paxton even at 50/50 with Talarico trending slightly up"
Kalshi betting has zero predictive value. As we have learned multiple times this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (9Bu8P) 135
Talacreepo is such a weak beta cuck homosexual twink that he’ll agree with anything anyone in authority (on the left) proposes to him.
Christians are the problem? Sure. Blacks are superior? Why not? Hobo ass is the best tasting ass? Yes, I agree. Dude has the spine of a blobfish. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (J1FkQ) 136
But all the polls show Talarico growing his lead over Paxton!!!
We told you to vote for Cornyn!!! /s/ Lisping weak-kneed GOP "Conservatives" and their leader, Erick Errickson. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:15 PM (3cUTc) 137
Heretics that are likely hell bound. People don't get to tell the Lord what he likes and doesn't like. They ain't the boss of him. So when they rewrite his Holy Word to something more of their liking, they become hateful to him.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv) -------------- Hey whig. Proverb 30:5-6. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:15 PM (eGzf1) 138
I think leftists have to post signs because their entire identity is tied up in their virtue signalling. The rest of us don't need to put a sign--we just go vote.
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter? Posted by: tcn in AK I guess my "Forget the dog, beware of Owner" sign is a kind of signalling. Posted by: Miklos pleads self defense at August 28, 2026 06:15 PM (4RYRd) 139
How is it possible that James Talarico could be even more gay than Pete Buttigieg?
- If you like penis coladas, And getting caught in the rain, Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:15 PM (ndZc7) 140
Throwing a prophet token on the table. Talarico 22% revised down from my original 25% .
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (PbWRL) 141
Mohammed did not exist. He was patched together after the fact when the Caliphs decided they needed a state religion, which is why despite being based on a book written by the founder, there are no surviving copies that were not substantially revised later.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd The earliest contemporary writings are only a page or two, IIRC, a nearly complete historical version did not exist until about two centuries after the alleged events. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv) 142
Odds he becomes the Ayatollah Talarico?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (O0L8i) ------------- The 12th eMom. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (9c4Eu) 143
All the smart pollster types think Talarico is up in Texas versus Paxton.
Shouldn't Democrats absolutely put every last nickel they can beg, borrow, or steal into the race to support him? Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (5KN7H) 144
Miklos, that sign is over my door.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (PbWRL) 145
Golly, they sound like United Methodists!
Posted by: Crusader at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (TN0g+) --- All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building. The Church of Unity, and they could call themselves "Unitarians." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s) 146
Hey whig.
Proverb 30:5-6. Posted by: Blake ====== Good cite. Hope you are doing well in the SW heat island. Understand it may soon flip to rain. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (E4rtv) 147
Christians ended slavery in Western Civilization.
Killed about a million or so White People to save Black People. Every idea of modern education is Christian idea, just read up on the Weasley Brothers. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur) 148
The more I read about this Talarico guy, the weirder he seems to be.
He makes Beto seem almost like a macho man. And the dems seriously think this guy is gonna get elected in Texas if they just spend enough money promoting him? Amazing. Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (Lo97M) I think like Beto, he's a funding op for out of state donations. Money pours into his campaign, and he takes some and the backers take some and then whoops, he loses despite the rigged polls. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy) 149
All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building. The Church of Unity, and they could call themselves "Unitarians."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd ------- Heretics has a nice ring. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (E4rtv) 150
This wouldn't be so offensive if it wasn't obvious to anyone with eyes that Jews are the real villain.
Posted by: Done Trying at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (rzoH1) 151
Bill Bennett was a flawed man, but he penned a book titled "The Death of Shame" that pinned many of society's problems on its unwillingness to assign or shoulder blame or shame. If "anything goes", then accountability and personal responsibility goes out the window, and reverence to God's commands does as well.
Talarico is exhibit A to this. He has no interest in Christian principles, and any that follow him are kidding themselves. Posted by: Crusader at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+) 152
Even though I think Paxton will win , someone in Texas should slap the Bushies and say "help Paxton you arrogant nitwits. The nation is in danger from these loons"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (EZWVc) The Bushies don't consider it to be 'America' if they're not in the driver's seat. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e) 153
Huck, yes they should. Give till it hurts, Dems.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (PbWRL) 154
Untied Methodist does not exist
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (/+uur) 155
Heh. I don't remember that one. Then there was Dennis Miller: "Mondale got stomped like a narc at a biker rally."
Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (2Drhq) Also Miller re: Mondale "All I know is when I went to bed, Mondale only had three more electoral votes than me- and I didnt even run!' Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s) 156
145 Golly, they sound like United Methodists!
Posted by: Crusader ===== More like the Untied Methodists nowadays with the schism. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv) 157
The earliest contemporary writings are only a page or two, IIRC, a nearly complete historical version did not exist until about two centuries after the alleged events.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv) ---- And ALL of that was compiled via oral tradition. Granted, some of the people involved had fantastically trained memories. But there were also contradictions among various oral accounts that had to be sorted out. Not everything that was spoken of orally was written down in the original manuscript. Competing manuscripts to the "official" Koran were destroyed whenever they were found. The Koran that 97% of Muslims use today was finalized in the 1920s. Before that, there were a few different versions floating around. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (FZ29D) 158
The earliest contemporary writings are only a page or two, IIRC, a nearly complete historical version did not exist until about two centuries after the alleged events.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv) --- Yeah, I can't remember the exact date, but there are fragments of "pre-official" Korans that are kept in vaults lest they be destroyed. The Caliphs continued minting coins with Christian symbols, so "Mohammed" was remarkably tolerant! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s) 159
I believe "Allah" is merely God in Arabic and Arabic-speaking Christians use that word.
Mohammed did not exist. He was patched together after the fact when the Caliphs decided they needed a state religion, which is why despite being based on a book written by the founder, there are no surviving copies that were not substantially revised later. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Prior to 600AD, ach village and oasis in Arabia had its own deity. A lot of them were simply called by the local villagers, "the deity,:" not nrealizing that everyone else called their local deity "the deity" too. "Al-lah" simply is the generic temr for "the deity." Mohammed (presuming he ever existed, I know*) came from Medina, where -- surprise, his local deity was also called "the deity," "Al-lah. Then he went insane and traveled to Mecca, where there was a kind of omnishrine to all the local deities-- and he smashed up everyone else's idols, proclaimed that his village's "Al-lah" was the only valid one. And then he proceeded to kill anyone who disagreed. The rest is history. * yes, Mohammed is an historical fiction invented later; I'm just recounting their own version of events. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Av6i5) 160
Doing well, whig. We've had a pretty normal summer here. I should know, I pay the electric bills.
Revelation has a similar cite but I like when I can pull stuff like that from the Old Testament. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (eGzf1) 161
The Bushies don't consider it to be 'America' if they're not in the driver's seat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e) Rove and that white board need to be dropped in the Strait of America Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (/+uur) 162
That Talarico man is just too straight for me!
Posted by: David Hogg at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (oqH4h) 163
Smell the Glove, the Bushs hate Paxton.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (PbWRL) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (ndZc7) 165
Wait.
If Christians are the villains, and Talarico expresses his form of Christianity as the most perfect path, then doesn't that make HIM the villain of this story? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (FZ29D) I was questioning the logic of that as well. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (lFFaq) 166
Paxton will be so far ahead by October, that he will decline to debate Talarico--watch.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (3cUTc) 167
152 Even though I think Paxton will win , someone in Texas should slap the Bushies and say "help Paxton you arrogant nitwits. The nation is in danger from these loons"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (EZWVc) The Bushies don't consider it to be 'America' if they're not in the driver's seat. Posted by: I used to have a different nic ====== They be the controlled opposition--a lot of the bad shit that happened subsequent to Reagan came from twelve years of Bushes and their corporatist minions that infiltrated politics. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (E4rtv) 168
Mohammed did not exist. He was patched together after the fact when the Caliphs decided they needed a state religion, which is why despite being based on a book written by the founder, there are no surviving copies that were not substantially revised later.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd I dunno...the official story seems reasonable enough. He was illiterate, as were most of his followers, so most people memorized the verses and prophecies he revealed. It wasn't a huge issue until they lost the Battle of Yamama, when many verses were lost due to the death of the only people that had memorized certain parts. That started the more systematic recording of the Quran, and the destruction of the unofficial written records. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (FKi1y) 169
All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building. The Church of Unity, and they could call themselves "Unitarians."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s) ---------- Already exists. Unitarian Universalist, I think, is the name. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (eGzf1) 170
All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building. The Church of Unity, and they could call themselves "Unitarians."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s) ----------- Isn't there already a Church of Satan calling themselves "Satanists?" Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (9c4Eu) 171
Blake !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (PbWRL) 172
Heretics has a nice ring.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (E4rtv) --- They're really pagans using Christian symbols. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s) 173
There must be some great anti-Talarico ads running in Texas now.
Pictures of him and the little children. Drag Queen stuff? Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (Sco7b) 174
Somebody needs to shave that fucker's head and see if there's a 666 burned into it somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (S41Gd) 175
166 Paxton will be so far ahead by October, that he will decline to debate Talarico--watch.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice I think the Indiana Jones approach to the swordsman would play best. Talarico unleashes his word salads and Paxton, wipes his sweat on his head and just draws a revolver and shoots Talarico right there on the debate stage. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (E4rtv) 176
Talarico is just another antichrist that S'tan has at his disposal.
However, he is not the Antichrist that will rule the world for a brief time. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Rln0i) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Mullah Miklos, Austere Bibulous Scholar at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (4RYRd) 179
God will take care of Talarico
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0) 180
Lisping weak-kneed GOP "Conservatives" and their leader...
(I'm finally getting my official recognition!) ...Erick Errickson. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice Erick Errickson!?!?!!?!?!?!?! Posted by: Tucker Carlson, looking like a dejected, stunned Miss America runner up at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (FKi1y) 181
The earliest contemporary writings are only a page or two, IIRC, a nearly complete historical version did not exist until about two centuries after the alleged events.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv) I remember seeing YT videos from some dissident Islam historian that was recounting all sorts of revisionist ideas about the origins of Islam that I'm sure conventional Islam didn't like. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (eGzf1) 183
Already exists. Unitarian Universalist, I think, is the name.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing I think he was funning. The UU church close to me has a fairly large congregation. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (wOO3z) 184
Berserker, best comment of the month!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (PbWRL) 185
However, he is not the Antichrist that will rule the world for a brief time.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Rln0i) ----------- SMH! Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (eGzf1) 186
Hey Ben Had!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (Rln0i) 187
Somebody needs to shave that fucker's head and see if there's a 666 burned into it somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (S41Gd) Got him! Oh, wait. Never mind. It's 999. Dang. So close! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (0aYVJ) 188
They're really pagans using Christian symbols.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd ------ Not sure I would give them that much credit unless you are talking P.A.G.A.N.S. like in the Dragnet movie. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv) 189
Isn't there already a Church of Satan calling themselves "Satanists?"
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (9c4Eu) They usually are LARPers, taking a bible and crossing out God and writing in the Devil in its place in crayon. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy) 190
Hey Blake!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (Rln0i) 191
Bein' dead 'n all, do you know something we don't?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (0sNs1 That would be a cool super power to have. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZdaMQ) 192
173 There must be some great anti-Talarico ads running in Texas now.
Pictures of him and the little children. Drag Queen stuff? Posted by: Stateless Hispanics and bruthas love mixing kids and drag. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (FKi1y) 193
Already exists. Unitarian Universalist, I think, is the name.
Posted by: Blake And Islamic Cultural Center, I'll have you know! Ask Mary! Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (4RYRd) 194
However, he is not the Antichrist that will rule the world for a brief time.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Rln0i) ----------- SMH! Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (eGzf1) SMH will rule the world for a brief time? Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy) 195
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (D9FOj
It is technically a member of the PCUSA, but its website is l LEFTISt USA. I agree with you. There are even people in the PCUSA who are much more conservative pastors and attenders . They just don’t have enough money to officially withdraw from the denomination as a church. I think it’s best to visit certain churches to get a feel for the pastor and their preaching without assuming they are all on board with the leftism of the National group Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (JrHfD) 196
Battle of Yamama
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM The battle of Yomama continues to be fought to this day. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (0sNs1) 197
SMH !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (PbWRL) 198
I remember seeing YT videos from some dissident Islam historian that was recounting all sorts of revisionist ideas about the origins of Islam that I'm sure conventional Islam didn't like.
Posted by: Oldcat There is a reason that Islamist fanatics destroy history wherever they can reach it--it discounts the pseudo history of the Koran. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv) 199
I remember seeing YT videos from some dissident Islam historian that was recounting all sorts of revisionist ideas about the origins of Islam that I'm sure conventional Islam didn't like.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy) ---- One of the accounts I've seen theorizes that Islam is what you get when you've only *heard* about Christianity, but never experienced it. You hear stories about miracles and blessings, curses and damnations on the unfaithful, but you don't have the means to find out for yourself what it's all about. So you cobble together these stories into a narrative that fits your own personal worldview and make yourself into the Hero/Prophet. The original Marty Stu. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (FZ29D) 200
I dunno...the official story seems reasonable enough.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (FKi1y) --- It has to be plausible for it to be accepted, but if you look at archeological evidence combined with surviving contemporaneous records, he is wholly absent. All the stuff they say about Jesus not being a real figure apply double to Mohammed. Because he was created by a corrupt and decadent court, they had him do corrupt and decadent things, which legitimized their behavior. "Well, yeah, forcing your son to divorce his wife so you can marry her *sounds* bad, but Mohammed did it, so it's okay!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s) 201
Prediction: Dems take current Repub Senate seats in ME, NC, AK, and TX, but Repubs take current Dem seats in MI, NH, GA, and MN. Media Chaos Ensues!
Posted by: Earth: The Final Season at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (qUkBO) 202
Piper is still dead?
I do check in, but, I was not aware Piper was still morte. The things I'm late in finding out..... Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (eGzf1) 203
Hispanics and bruthas love mixing kids and drag. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (FKi1y) Before all this crap started, Jerry Springer would have on trannies and call the dudes her. The black guys were always great. To a man "That's a Dude!" Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b) 204
I just saw Trump is creating a new military academy, The US Space Academy.
That's pretty cool. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Starfleet lives!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) 205
All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building.
- The Happy Good Time Free Love Chemically Enhanced Congregation. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (ndZc7) 206
Bill Bennett was a flawed man, but he penned a book titled "The Death of Shame" that pinned many of society's problems on its unwillingness to assign or shoulder blame or shame. If "anything goes", then accountability and personal responsibility goes out the window, and reverence to God's commands does as well.
Talarico is exhibit A to this. He has no interest in Christian principles, and any that follow him are kidding themselves. Posted by: Crusader at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+) ---------- "The Death of Outrage: Bill Clinton and the Assault on American Ideals" (199 And five years before: "Defining Deviancy Down," a seminal 1993 essay by Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan (D-NY), published in The American Scholar. Back when there were still a few sane America-loving Democrats ... Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (9c4Eu) 207
Even Enya, of all people, got into the "Goodbye Dolly Parton" song deal, and I confess to having never heard her sing before without all sorts of computer modulation and stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/yc5nxsy4 Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (XLsFA) 208
The guy who kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden was mean.
Posted by: J Towellyerego. at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (94BfP) 209
I just saw Trump is creating a new military academy, The US Space Academy.
That's pretty cool. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Starfleet lives!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) ---- The Vulcans are behind this... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (FZ29D) Posted by: anachronda at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (qdr3M) 211
The Bushies don't consider it to be 'America' if they're not in the driver's seat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic They blew two opportunities not to disappoint. They can't get mad when we rejected Jeb! That was too much of an insult. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (FKi1y) 212
My church is PCA, the Presbyterian Church in America. As our retired pastor emeritus likes to point out, our presbytery was still beasting the pope until the 1950s.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (D9FOj) 213
>>Starfleet lives!!
Exactly. I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space. I want a do over. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) 214
The Happy Good Time Free Love Chemically Enhanced Congregation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (ndZc7) ---- Sounds like the official religion of Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (FZ29D) 215
Islam FEELS invented. Its essentially taking the worst parts of human nature and saying do it. Lie, cheat steal, 'hide from Allah'. Right.
That is why it is easy to see it is false. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s) 216
Not sure I would give them that much credit unless you are talking P.A.G.A.N.S. like in the Dragnet movie.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv) --- The pagan gods never went away. The fallen angels are still our there, and they're using the same temptations to snare unwary Christians, same as it aways was. A lot of the "heresies" were seeing now are actually re-paganization, so infanticide for unwanted children, the "right" to suicide and of course limitless sexual license are all part of it. Transgenderism hearkens back to Cybele, the Magna Mater, whose priests castrated themselves during orgiastic rites.. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s) 217
Starfleet lives!!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) ----------- The Wifey remarked that it should be called "Starfleet Academy" when I told her the news about the Space Academy this morning. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (9c4Eu) 218
I want a do over.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) ============== Buddhism awaits you. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (XLsFA) 219
>>Starfleet lives!!
Exactly. I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space. I want a do over. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) Man, no shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (S41Gd) 220
04 I just saw Trump is creating a new military academy, The US Space Academy.
That's pretty cool. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Starfleet lives!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) 205 —— Imperial Empire Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 28, 2026 06:31 PM (J1FkQ) 221
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (PbWRL)
Hopefully you're still on this thread. Inspector and I won't be able to attend the MoMee this year. First one we'll have missed since getting married. Very disappointed, but his health hasn't been good enough to make the trip possible. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:31 PM (lFFaq) 222
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (D9FOj
LOL. The PCA is much more conservative as well. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:31 PM (JrHfD) 223
The battle of Yomama continues to be fought to this day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The oil lamp of Yomama continues to burn to this day. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:32 PM (FKi1y) 224
202 Piper is still dead?
I do check in, but, I was not aware Piper was still morte. The things I'm late in finding out..... Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing In fairness to you, the results aren’t much different. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:32 PM (ZdaMQ) 225
The Wifey remarked that it should be called "Starfleet Academy" when I told her the news about the Space Academy this morning.
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (9c4Eu) ---- I dunno... The television show was so bad I could imagine that NO ONE in the future wants to be associated with a "Starfleet Academy" ever again. Thanks, Paramount! /sarc Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (FZ29D) 226
>>Starfleet lives!!
Exactly. I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space. I want a do over. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) ----------- +1 As a youth growing up in the 60s and 70s, I thought for sure that I'd be out working in space by at least the year 2000 (age 39) ... which seemed SO FAR AWAY at the time ... Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (9c4Eu) 227
Polliwog, I am so sorry to hear that. You will be missed.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (PbWRL) 228
Here's the Nightly News bullcrap.
Detroit commercial tying Benson to El-Sayed. -Nepal -Clancy -three stabbed at school -Parent cited for tripping 9 yr old...someone has no restraint - Dolly Leading off ABC - Nepal CBS - That Milo Y guy detained by ICE NBC - Nepal Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b) 229
219 I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space. I want a do over.
Posted by: JackStraw Man, no shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads There are opportunities for both! Posted by: The Horn of Africa....or maybe Mars at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (FKi1y) 230
121 Jesus does call Christians to take up their crosses and follow Him. That is a deeper calling that many glide over. Think about how Jesus carried His cross and where He was going.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (D9FOj) I halped. Posted by: Simon of Cyrene at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (xg/DD) 231
213 I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space.
I want a do over. Posted by: JackStraw[ Star Pirate. How fact can you race? You'll never, never, never Raid in space. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (Av6i5) 232
121 Jesus does call Christians to take up their crosses and follow Him. That is a deeper calling that many glide over. Think about how Jesus carried His cross and where He was going.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (D9FOj) I freely admit to being a bad Christian, but to borrow from Patton, I'm much more interested in making the other sonofabitch take up his god's cross. Getting crucified isn't for me. Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (71pES) 233
I dunno...
The television show was so bad I could imagine that NO ONE in the future wants to be associated with a "Starfleet Academy" ever again. Thanks, Paramount! /sarc Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (FZ29D) Well then fuck it. Call it stargate command. Trump gets to be System Lord Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (S41Gd) 234
"Prophet of Doom" by Craig Winn if you want someone who knows and understands islam; read the koran and all their other stupid shit so you don't have to.
https://tinyurl.com/4bfhratt Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (3cUTc) 235
Space Force getting their own academy makes sense as it is not a traditional warfighting branch. Even though it has affinity with the Air Force, it's almost all tech-based. Do they even have their own security forces? I mean their facilities are all going to be on someone else's turf.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s) 236
Well then fuck it. Call it stargate command. Trump gets to be System Lord
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (S41Gd) --- Much better! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:35 PM (FZ29D) 237
There is this weird nexus between a lot of famous Brits like Aldous Huxley, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Aleister Crowley etc etc. Julian Huxley was Aldous' brother, and kind of a strange cat himself. I'm sure they had some American connections on this side of the pond as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (99A9t) 238
As a youth growing up in the 60s and 70s, I thought for sure that I'd be out working in space by at least the year 2000 (age 39) ... which seemed SO FAR AWAY at the time ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (9c4Eu) --- Space: 1999 was the future! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s) 239
Prophet of Doom" by Craig Winn if you want someone who knows and understands islam; read the koran and all their other stupid shit so you don't have to.
https://tinyurl.com/4bfhratt Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (3cUTc) ---- Uh, that PDF is 983 pages long... Robert Spencer can do the same job in a lot fewer pages... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:37 PM (FZ29D) 240
I just saw Trump is creating a new military academy, The US Space Academy.
That's pretty cool. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Starfleet lives!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) ---- The Vulcans are behind this... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (FZ29D) Nah, it was Gary Seven. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:37 PM (D9FOj) 241
237 There is this weird nexus between a lot of famous Brits like Aldous Huxley, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Aleister Crowley etc etc. Julian Huxley was Aldous' brother, and kind of a strange cat himself. I'm sure they had some American connections on this side of the pond as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (99A9t) Lovecraft may have been a weirdo, but he's our weirdo. Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 28, 2026 06:37 PM (71pES) 242
236 Well then fuck it. Call it stargate command. Trump gets to be System Lord
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (S41Gd) --- Much better! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I want Trump to wear a black cloak to the next State of The Union, with the hood up, covering his eyes... "I love Democracy..." Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:37 PM (FKi1y) 243
There is this weird nexus between a lot of famous Brits like Aldous Huxley, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Aleister Crowley etc etc. Julian Huxley was Aldous' brother, and kind of a strange cat himself. I'm sure they had some American connections on this side of the pond as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (99A9t) --- Lovecraft was American, and pen pals with R.E. Howard. And you should include C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton as well. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s) 244
Back in college as part of an honors humanities course we actually took parts of the koran and made it into a Jerry Springer Show sketch because the story is so fucked up. But that was pre-9/11 so we got away with it.
I also wrote a paper in that course about how Greek class structure was boiled down to whether or not you got fucked in the ass. Posted by: the dandy at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (8l8nW) 245
>>There are opportunities for both!
na, na, na. None of this horn of Africa stuff. This place was ground zero for pirates back in the day. A cruise the Caribbean, and then back to cooler temps to count the booty. I can already Yo Ho. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (viF8m) 246
There is this weird nexus between a lot of famous Brits like Aldous Huxley, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Aleister Crowley etc etc. Julian Huxley was Aldous' brother, and kind of a strange cat himself. I'm sure they had some American connections on this side of the pond as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (99A9t) --- Weren't they all big fans of socialism? (HP Lovecraft was American, BTW...though he did have a massive hardon for the Brits.) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (FZ29D) 247
Well then fuck it. Call it stargate command. Trump gets to be System Lord Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (S41Gd) __________ Then the Trump-class starships: USS Donald Trump USS Joseph McCarthy USS John Wayne USS Patrick McCarran USS Whittaker Chambers Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (O0L8i) 248
Lovecraft may have been a weirdo, but he's our weirdo.
Posted by: it puts the lotion Don't ask him for advice on pet names. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:39 PM (FKi1y) 249
CBS - That Milo Y guy detained by ICE
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b) Really?! Lol. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:39 PM (lFFaq) 250
Nood. Twiw.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s) 251
I also wrote a paper in that course about how Greek class structure was boiled down to whether or not you got fucked in the ass.
Posted by: the dandy at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (8l8nW) Go on... Posted by: Pete B at August 28, 2026 06:40 PM (wGerL) 252
The Week in Woke has awakened.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e) 253
As a youth growing up in the 60s and 70s, I thought for sure that I'd be out working in space by at least the year 2000 (age 39) ... which seemed SO FAR AWAY at the time ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (9c4Eu) I thought I would at least have my own Deathstar. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (S41Gd) 254
I believe in the rainbow Spirit, who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity...
"I am now Saruman of Many Colors" "No, you are Saruman the Broken!"* *This appears to be the Mandala effect in full play - I remember someone calling him "Saruman the Broken", but the internet claims that to be false... Perfessor, if you see this, can you check? I don't have my copies handy. Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (aJQbY) 255
Is the UK willing to take Milo back? That could get interesting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (XLsFA) 256
Then the Trump-class starships:
USS Donald Trump USS Joseph McCarthy USS John Wayne USS Patrick McCarran USS Whittaker Chambers Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (O0L8i) ----------- The USS Elon Musk Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (9c4Eu) 257
It's the Good Book.
It is not the Bad Bunny Book. Posted by: torabora at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (Wt1Rs) 258
Jeez all it takes is.continual Jew-hate rants and you get on the cover of the Rolling Stone? Why bother bombing innocents at a marathon?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (bX16E) 259
I thought I would at least have my own Deathstar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (S41Gd) ---------- lol It would HAVE TO BE called ... The Megadeth Star. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (9c4Eu) 260
Lovecraft is OUR guy. Rhode Island. You don't get to talk smack about us and then claim one of our crazies.
We are the squid capital of America. Where do you think Cthulhu came from? Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (viF8m) 261
Lovecraft is OUR guy. Rhode Island. You don't get to talk smack about us and then claim one of our crazies.
We are the squid capital of America. Where do you think Cthulhu came from? Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (viF8m) --------- Trump has renamed a Gulf and a Lake ... how about an Island next? /Wifey says: "It's not even an island, is it?" Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (9c4Eu) 262
*This appears to be the Mandala effect in full play - I remember someone calling him "Saruman the Broken", but the internet claims that to be false... Perfessor, if you see this, can you check? I don't have my copies handy.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (aJQbY) I think all Gandalf says is that when it is many colors, it is no longer White. And since White is the leadership color of the Order of Wizards, that's a bad thing. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy) 263
/Wifey says: "It's not even an island, is it?"
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (9c4Eu) The full name is something like "Commonwealth of Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations" so the non Island parts are the Plantation. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy) 264
Aquidneck Island should also be renamed to Squidneck Island.
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:47 PM (9c4Eu) 265
Lovecraft is OUR guy. Rhode Island. You don't get to talk smack about us and then claim one of our crazies.
We are the squid capital of America. Where do you think Cthulhu came from? Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (viF8m) The South Pacific in a drowned Island raised to sea level when they stars are right. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (uhVAy) 266
But is not His cross is different from your cross.
Mother Tereasa fed and clothed the people in India. When people wanted to help her she said find you India. My mother made prayer blankets at a little Methodist church beside I49 south of Shreveport. She made about 500 before she had to quit making them in 2020 or so. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (/+uur) 267
(HP Lovecraft was American, BTW...though he did have a massive hardon for the Brits.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (FZ29D) Not so sure he was that big a fan - one of the stories I remember set in England was a dude who went back to the family homestead and found his ancestors had been practicing unspeakable rites and it drives him to go insane and eat his travelling companion. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (SK+av) 269
So South Pacific is Brigadoon, only in the South Pacific
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0) 270
Lovecraft was American, and pen pals with R.E. Howard.
And you should include C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton as well. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s) Also friends with Robert Bloch, they wrote stories inserting each other and having them die from the astral horrors. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy) 271
268 Wasn't Milo some sort of sexual deviant?
Where are your papers, traveler? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone Wildly gay, Catholic when he became famous. Molested as a teen, which I think he attributes to becoming gay? Married a black man...then divorced him and threw the ring into the ocean and did conversion therapy to be straight and Christian. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:55 PM (FKi1y) 272
President Donald Trump today (Aug. 2
Here in Houston duh! Maybe up towards Huntsville. Or East towards San Antonio. Or Amarillo. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:56 PM (/+uur) 273
SPAAACCCCEEE FOOOOORRRRRCCCCEEEEE
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:56 PM (/+uur) 274
Canadian Islamic scholar Dr. Shabir Ally says: “A Muslim man can have 4 wives and an unlimited number of female sex slaves (concubines). The four wives are also slaves, but with higher status.”
I dont like my 1 sometimes. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (/+uur) 275
(HP Lovecraft was American, BTW...though he did have a massive hardon for the Brits.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (FZ29D) Not so sure he was that big a fan - one of the stories I remember set in England was a dude who went back to the family homestead and found his ancestors had been practicing unspeakable rites and it drives him to go insane and eat his travelling companion. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy) Other than the British setting, how does this vary from any other Lovecraft story? Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 07:44 PM (D9FOj) 276
24???? That's a "grown-ass man". He needs to go into the military.
Posted by: Augusto Perez at August 28, 2026 09:04 PM (MWNY7) Blue Shithole Cities Have Rampant Crime in Their Public Transit Systems.
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Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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