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----- College football season is almost here. The University of Miami at one point was a powerhouse (are they still? - I don't really know or care). Let's take a peek into their branding
----- How many continents are there on Earth? Seven, right? Wrong! Earth has had eight continents all along — the one missing from every map and school textbook is nearly twice the size of India, 94 percent underwater, and has been quietly sitting beneath the South Pacific for 85 million years A political map shows New Zealand, New Caledonia and a scatter of islands surrounded by blue. A geological map asks a more revealing question: what kind of crust continues beneath that water? Follow the rocks, gravity, magnetism and seafloor shape, and the islands become the visible peaks of Te Riu-a-Māui / Zealandia, a coherent continent-sized body of crust almost entirely below sea level. Geophysicist Bruce Luyendyk proposed the name Zealandia in 1995. The name gained force in 2017, when Nick Mortimer and ten co-authors set out the geological case in GSA Today. Their estimate put its area at about 4.9 million square kilometres, with roughly 94 per cent below present sea level. New Zealand and New Caledonia are among the largest portions above water, not isolated pieces floating independently in oceanic crust. The argument was not that scientists had discovered a new landmass in 2017. Ships, satellites and coastal nations already knew the ridges and plateaus were there. The advance was classification. As the team’s research institute explained at the time, decades of geological and geophysical evidence supported treating those features as one 4.9-million-square-kilometre continent rather than a loose collection of submerged fragments.Lots more at the link. Here's an interesting (in my opinion, at least) video about Zealandia ----- Have you decided on your preferred disposition for your remains after you are gone? How about rotting in some dirt for a while near Baltimore? 1st human composting facility on East Coast opens in Maryland The funeral provider Earth has opened the East Coast's first composting facility. The 37,000-square-foot facility, which has spaces to educate families and a private room to say goodbye, purports to be the largest of its kind in the world. The vessel room, where the soil transformation process is undergone, consists of 15,000 square feet and has the capacity for 126 vessels, cofounder and CEO Tom Harries told 7News. “We’re accelerating the process through science and technology," Harries explained. "Completely natural. No chemicals, no insects.” The entire process takes about 30 days, producing an average of 250 to 300 pounds of nutrient-rich soil, according to Harries. Families can choose how much soil they'd like to keep and have Earth donate the rest to conservation projects. *** More than a dozen states, including Maryland, have legalized human composting. *** Buermeyer said he feels cemeteries become wasted land after several generations, when people are less likely to visit their relatives buried there. "For a couple of generations, you might go back and honor them with flowers or something like that, but two or three generations away? It's a whole different mindset that factored into my thinking," he explained.What say you, Hordelings? You cool with the idea of being composted? I say whatever is most cost effective for my loved ones once I'm gone! The high heel wasn’t invented for fashion. Shoe historians, including Elizabeth Semmelhack of the Bata Shoe Museum, trace the earliest heels to Western Asia, particularly Persia (modern-day Iran) as early as the 10th century. Mounted archers wore heeled boots to lock their feet securely into stirrups. This gave them stability to stand and shoot arrows while riding at speed.85 These were functional tools of warfare and horsemanship, not decorative accessories and remain so today. ![]() Crossing into Europe: Status Symbol for Men (Late 16th–17th Century) Heels arrived in Europe around the turn of the 17th century through diplomatic and trade contacts with Persia. Shah Abbas I sent missions seeking alliances against the Ottomans, and European aristocrats were captivated by the exotic, masculine Persian style. What began as practical riding footwear quickly became a pure status symbol. Only those who didn’t perform manual labor could afford the impracticality of elevated shoes. Heels grew higher as a way for the elite to distinguish themselves. No one embodied this better than France’s Louis XIV (the Sun King). Standing around 5’4”–5’5”, he favored red-heeled shoes (often 4 inches or more) as a mark of royal privilege. Red dye was expensive, to boot (see what I did there?). Louis restricted red heels to the king and favored courtiers, an early form of fashion as social control. ![]() Platform Interlude: Venetian Chopines While true heels were rising in northern Europe, Venetian women (especially courtesans and the wealthy) wore extreme platform shoes called chopines. These could reach extraordinary heights, sometimes over a foot, to keep skirts out of muddy streets and signal status. They were more stilts than heels, but they show the long European fascination with elevated footwear. ![]() The Gender Shift and Decline (18th–Early 19th Century) By the early 18th century, Enlightenment ideals and changing ideas of masculinity pushed heels out of men’s fashion. They came to be seen as frivolous and feminine. After the French Revolution, anything associated with aristocratic excess (including high heels) fell sharply out of favor. Heels largely disappeared from both men’s and women’s wardrobes for a time, replaced by more practical low-heeled or flat styles. Revival and the Birth of the Modern Heel (Mid-19th to Mid-20th Century) Heels returned for women in the mid-to-late 19th century with the rise of more fitted, feminine silhouettes. By the early 20th century they were firmly established in women’s fashion seen on flappers, movie stars, and everyday wearers in varying heights and shapes (T-straps, Mary Janes, etc.). The true game-changer arrived in the 1950s: the stiletto. New materials technology (a thin but strong metal shank or rod inside the heel) made extremely high, narrow heels possible without breaking. Designers including Salvatore Ferragamo, Roger Vivier (often credited with refining the “aiguille” or needle heel for Christian Dior), and André Perugia all contributed to its development and popularization. Named after the Italian dagger, the stiletto transformed the silhouette of the foot and the way women walked. Hollywood icons like Marilyn Monroe helped cement its sexy, glamorous image. ![]() 20th Century and Beyond: Cycles of Height and Meaning Heels have risen and fallen with fashion ever since: • 1960s–70s: Platforms and chunkier styles mixed with the classic stiletto for both men and women ![]() • 1980s: Power-dressing spike heels. ![]() • 1990s–2000s: Everything from kitten heels to sky-high versions popularized by designers like Manolo Blahnik and Christian Louboutin (whose red soles echo Louis XIV’s signature). ![]() • Today: Heels remain a red-carpet staple and personal style statement, even as comfort-focused alternatives (sneakers, flats, chunky soles) dominate everyday wear. Why Heels Endure From Persian battlefields to Versailles, Hollywood, and modern runways, high heels have always been about more than height. They signal status, reshape the body, convey power or allure, and reflect the cultural values of their time. What began as a practical tool for warriors became one of fashion’s most potent (and debated) symbols. The next time you slip on a pair or simply admire them from afar, remember: you’re participating in a story that stretches back more than a thousand years. ----- Thanks, Piper! The rest of you - Don't forget to check out Piper's X page. From thisdayinmusic.com Today marks the anniversaries of the deaths of The King (of Rock and Roll) and The Queen (of Soul). On this date in 1977 - Elvis Presley was found dead lying on the floor in his bathroom by his girlfriend Ginger Alden, he had been seated on the toilet reading 'The Scientific Search For Jesus'. He died of heart failure at the age of 42. On this date in 2018 - American singer and songwriter Aretha Franklin died in Detroit at the age of 76. Known as ‘The Queen of Soul’ and one of the best-selling musical artists of all time, having sold more than 75 million records worldwide was diagnosed with cancer in 2010. They both had some acting credits too ![]() Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Life is but a day’s work—do it well. The act is ours; the consequences God’s.
Posted by: mindful webworker - revelationary at August 16, 2026 10:01 PM (Cl/mc) 2
Tar Baby Too
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 16, 2026 10:01 PM (C0oZI) 3
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 10:01 PM (hrOJm) 4
Hello.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 16, 2026 10:01 PM (ZVgZ4) Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 10:01 PM (hrOJm) 6
Grok says the root ball / stump was spotted in September 2014 by the whale-watch boat Tales of the Sea about 2 miles off-shore then recovered by the vessel Protector.
Huh. Stacey Abrams is out in the harbor? Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z) 7
Surf's up in Hawaii as hurricane Lala passes by.
Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2026 10:05 PM (Q+gd/) 8
Happy evening!
Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ) 9
Top pic: gnarly!
Posted by: mindful webworker - he said woodenly at August 16, 2026 10:05 PM (Cl/mc) 10
I'd like to say I'm surprised by a toothbrush duct taped to a vibrator but there are too many kinks out there that are wilder than that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 10:06 PM (xcxpd) 11
If you look around to the left of that stump, no the other left, you can see my ex house where most of my ex money lives.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 10:06 PM (viF8m) 12
I say whatever is most cost effective for my loved ones once I'm gone!
Just which flavor of Soylent Green would you prefer? Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 10:06 PM (Riz8t) 13
You cool with the idea of being composted? I say whatever is most cost effective for my loved ones once I'm gone!
How very Vespasian of you! Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z) 14
Top pic is gnarly, man.
Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 10:07 PM (kU0PQ) 15
And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind Let us rejoice and let us sing And dance and ring in the new Hail, Zealandia! Way down below the ocean Where I wanna be, she may be Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 10:07 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 10:08 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2026 10:09 PM (O0L8i) 18
L'etat, c'est moi.
Posted by: Louis XIV at August 16, 2026 10:10 PM (6/7Fs) 19
L'etat, c'est moi. Posted by: Louis XIV at August 16, 2026 10:10 PM (6/7Fs) __________ I was almost made to wait! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2026 10:10 PM (O0L8i) 20
11 If you look around to the left of that stump, no the other left, you can see my ex house where most of my ex money lives.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 10:06 PM (viF8m) ***fistbump*** My brother ... Posted by: browndog says woof at August 16, 2026 10:10 PM (3sXRv) 21
>>>Have you decided on your preferred disposition for your remains after you are gone? How about rotting in some dirt for a while
That's pretty much what I expect. >>>near Baltimore? Deal killer. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 16, 2026 10:10 PM (syz1S) 22
*accepts hors d'oeuvre and glass of champagne*
Nice set up you got here. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ********* Brought your own? Posted by: The Grateful - R at August 16, 2026 10:10 PM (XfIK1) 23
hola chamucos y chamucas
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 16, 2026 10:11 PM (van9r) 24
I recently added the Burt Bacharach Radio channel to my Pandora account. The Dionne Warwick - Burt Bacharach collaboration was one of the best musical teams of the 60s. Those tunes still pack a punch today.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 10:11 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: Barack Obama at August 16, 2026 10:11 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: browndog says woof at August 16, 2026 10:11 PM (3sXRv) 27
Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco and Piper!
Posted by: TRex - pre-composting dino at August 16, 2026 10:12 PM (XfIK1) 28
"What so you, Hordelings? You cool with the idea of being composted?"
I'm fine with it. The point of being buried had been to return one's body to Mother Earth, whence it came. Nowadays, though, the body is flooded with formalin, stuffed with foam rubber like a sofa, and sealed in a concrete burial vault, cut off from all contact with the earth. Composting isn't an innovation; it's a return to how our ancestors disposed of their remains. The anonymity of it is a bit disturbing, but ultimately all the dead are anonymous. Posted by: Nemo at August 16, 2026 10:12 PM (4RPgu) 29
Piper, thanks for the info on high heels. I am amazed you ladies can even stand in the stilettos, let alone walk!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 16, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re) 30
Can’t wear heels. I can do a small wedge though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 10:13 PM (yEz+x) 31
Anyone else here tonight in his Jimmy Choos?
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at August 16, 2026 10:14 PM (6/7Fs) 32
If you look around to the left of that stump, no the other left, you can see my ex house where most of my ex money lives.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 10:06 PM (viF8m) Yikes. Wish I had something helpful to say about that situation. Can you shed more light on that stump? Strangely there is nothing I could find outside of asking Grok. Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf) 33
28 "What so you, Hordelings? You cool with the idea of being composted?"
I'm fine with it. The point of being buried had been to return one's body to Mother Earth, whence it came. Nowadays, though, the body is flooded with formalin, stuffed with foam rubber like a sofa, and sealed in a concrete burial vault, cut off from all contact with the earth. Composting isn't an innovation; it's a return to how our ancestors disposed of their remains. The anonymity of it is a bit disturbing, but ultimately all the dead are anonymous. I'm going the cremation route. I figure the large carbon footprint will be a big FU to the left. Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 10:14 PM (Riz8t) 34
Final disposition? A burning Viking longship for me. I'm going to have a heck of a time getting the ship transported to the nearest reservoir, though.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 16, 2026 10:15 PM (aQEfL) 35
That Blues Brother clip is one of my all-time favorites.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2026 10:15 PM (6/7Fs) 36
Mariners are going to blow it again
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yEz+x) 37
This isn't going to turn into a thread about stumps, is it?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 16, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/) Posted by: Bitey McBiteneck at August 16, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z) 39
>>> These new smart TVs force you to create a Walmart or Vizio account just to turn them on.
Once you do, the operating system tracks everything you watch... even from cable boxes, game consoles, or streaming sticks. --- Exactly why I don't have an online account with Walmart. They'll take your returns when you buy at the store but otherwise they will take your soul and sell it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 16, 2026 10:16 PM (C0oZI) 40
I say whatever is most cost effective for my loved ones once I'm gone!
I've asked Dear Wife to simply sit me in a chair on the front porch with some type of mechanical device that waves one arm back and forth until it rots off. She thinks I'm being unreasonable. Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 10:16 PM (hrOJm) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 10:16 PM (yEz+x) 42
29 Piper, thanks for the info on high heels. I am amazed you ladies can even stand in the stilettos, let alone walk!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 16, 2026 10:12 Heel to toe! 😂 Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 10:16 PM (ZdaMQ) 43
I recently added the Burt Bacharach Radio channel to my Pandora account. The Dionne Warwick - Burt Bacharach collaboration was one of the best musical teams of the 60s. Those tunes still pack a punch today.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 10:11 PM (rj6Yv) We knew you were going to post that comment tonight Posted by: Psychic Friends Network at August 16, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf) 44
I've asked Dear Wife to simply sit me in a chair on the front porch with some type of mechanical device that waves one arm back and forth until it rots off.
---------- Don't forget the placard on your chest that says FREE Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2026 10:17 PM (6/7Fs) 45
I have balance issues to start with, so no high heels for me. Fortunately, Pooky doesn't care how I dress up as long is there's a skirt involved.
Posted by: pookysgirl, kitten perch at August 16, 2026 10:18 PM (Wt5PA) 46
I think ex money is just part of life. I try not to look back. Doesn't do me any good.
Posted by: Case at August 16, 2026 10:18 PM (UKrJG) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2026 10:19 PM (O0L8i) 48
>>***fistbump***
>>My brother ... I know every inch of that bay. My neighbor, now a multi-dollarionaire, now sells oysters around the world. He's one of the guys who makes bank you are just happy for. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 10:20 PM (viF8m) 49
I know every inch of that bay. My neighbor, now a multi-dollarionaire, now sells oysters around the world. He's one of the guys who makes bank you are just happy for.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 10:20 PM (viF8m) Would he like to run for Senate? Posted by: DNC at August 16, 2026 10:21 PM (1Ff7Z) 50
The great thing about that guy giving the baseball to the kid, is that the kid hopped right up to go thank him, with a big grin on his face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 16, 2026 10:21 PM (0Htd1) 51
I want to be buried in the mausoleum I built atop Buckingham Palace.
Posted by: Jason Arday at August 16, 2026 10:21 PM (Riz8t) 52
Nice work, Piper, and I'd like to know how you personally feel about wearing heels. There's no getting around it -- they're painful. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2026 10:22 PM (XJ22o) 53
34 Final disposition? A burning Viking longship for me. I'm going to have a heck of a time getting the ship transported to the nearest reservoir, though.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 16, 2026 10:15 PM I currently have an extra double-axle boat trailer in my backyard. I can certainly help you ... if you would settle for a Viking mediumship. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 10:22 PM (HlyYF) 54
Would you take a $40 75-inch TV if it meant handing Walmart a permanent window into everything you watch… or is the “deal” actually the trap?
Yes...and give it to somebody I don't like as a Christmas gift... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK) 55
The Surprising History of High Heels? Oboy!
Invented by/for men. Okay okay. scroll scroll scan text hookers stilts cavalry yatada yatada women's shoes… Wut? Where are those pictures of shapely calves? Perfect opening for some Melania pix here. I are disappoint. Just not a fashionable person, I guess. https://bit.ly/ackbarheels Posted by: mindful webworker - tap tappity tap tap at August 16, 2026 10:23 PM (Cl/mc) 56
The Sun King was a bit of a fancy boy, n'est-ce pas?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2026 10:23 PM (wVcYX) 57
Platform Interlude: Venetian Chopines
=== In Zeffirelli's film "The Taming of the Shrew", there's a scene of a rather large courtesan painfully negotiating the muddy streets of Florence wearing a pair of chopines. A resolute gal, for sure. A great movie, btw. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 10:24 PM (rj6Yv) 58
56 The Sun King was a bit of a fancy boy, n'est-ce pas?
---------- A little Bourbon will do that to you. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2026 10:25 PM (6/7Fs) 59
46 I think ex money is just part of life. I try not to look back. Doesn't do me any good.
Posted by: Case at August 16, 2026 10:18 PM Bride of PI wouldn't have anything to do with me for the first 20 years we knew each other. Getting the rejection part out of the way FIRST, and then getting married seems to have worked out much better for finances, marital bliss, etc. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 10:26 PM (HlyYF) 60
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 16, 2026 10:26 PM (sAmhv) 61
I say whatever is most cost effective for my loved ones once I'm gone!
I've asked Dear Wife to simply sit me in a chair on the front porch with some type of mechanical device that waves one arm back and forth until it rots off. She thinks I'm being unreasonable. Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 10:16 PM (hrOJm) She could always get your friends to do this. https://youtu.be/vMiEFyTuuh8 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 16, 2026 10:27 PM (qx7Zg) 62
I am a little skeptical of "Zealandia" being a continent. New Zealand, like Japan and Indonesia was classified as an island arc. Newly-made continental crust. I am wondering if Zealandia might be better classified as a sedimentary basin, containing within it some submerged island arcs. If it can be shown that large parts of Zealandia were once high and dry, and supporting land organisms, then I will accede to it being a drowned continent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji) Gun Thread: Third August Edition!![]() FUNdamentals Fundamentals of carrying, that is. Interested in what you guys think about this - any preferences? How about the gals? How're you carrying? Special Fundamentals Bonus (or fundamentals of not being retarded) PRO TIP: Have you looked at your concealed weapon permit lately? Don't be the guy who realizes it expired in 2023. Check your permit expiration date today! Python v. 686 Sako Rifles Colt Agent Disassembly Damnit! Mo' pimp guns Restoration Fever What, if anything, might you have done differently? Nuclear Twofer! Number Uno: Nuclear Might: Ready But Safe Our Pal The Micro Drill Bit Highway Patrol! This week's episode: Tear Gas Copter! Killers From Space! I hate it when these guys show up! ![]() Well, this cigar is appropriately named. It was a revelation. A fine feel with a solid wrap and easy to hold. It lit well with an even ash and smokey result. And boring. Every once in awhile you find a cigar the looks good, feels good, and smokes good, and it just doesn't do anything for you. This was such a cigar. Everything went well but after ten minutes of trying to find something worthwhile about it, I gave up. No real aroma, no real taste, nothing. Zip. Nada. Consequently, I focused on the scotch (14 year Glen Morangie) and watching the eagle soaring over the neighborhood. I rate this cigar just one step above anything labeled as "sweet." And at $8.00, definitely overpriced. SighExcellent, Diogenes! Thank you! Cigarpage.com Famous-smoke.com Cigarsdaily.com Neptunecigar.com Smallbatchcigar.com Bobalu Cigar Company Cigarbid.com Nicks Cigar World New! A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site! I'm really very seriously not kidding around anymore. Buy Ammo AmmoSeek - online ammo search tool GunBot - online ammo search tool SG Ammo Palmetto State Armory Georgia Arms AmmoMan Target Sports USA Bud's Gun Shop American Elite Ammo Lucky Gunner Ammo Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Yo!
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:00 PM (LMRVO) 2
Greetings!!!
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Yay! Gubs!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM (5LIEJ) 4
I did it. I actually did it. Take that you boxer-wearing preverts!
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM (LMRVO) 5
Scoob! How goes the move?
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5 Scoob! How goes the move?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM RMBS!!! No move yet. May not even have to move. I will shoot you an email. I will watch that video on the Sako and Tikka factory and see how my latest toy was created. :-) Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:04 PM (g5tO/) 9
Check your permit expiration date today!
------- Now you tell me. It has. If I want to have one, I now have to go through the entire rigamarole again. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2026 07:04 PM (XeU6L) 10
RMBS, how goes the real estate viewing?
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:04 PM (LMRVO) 11
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0) 12
So did get to range, first and foremost.
Did one set of drills with my G21, starting with a Dicken drill cold at 25 yards. I failed. Only 7/10 in the target area instead of 8/10. After 50 rounds with the G21, I went back to my G30, which I had detailed stripped and cleaned. (it was filthy, as most of my Glocks are) After the cleaning, no malfunctions. Yea. Ended the session with another Dicken drill with the G30 w/red dot. Despite the shorter barrel, the G30 was more accurate giving me a tighter group at 25 yards and 8/10 hits giving me a passing grade. More evidence, if it was needed, that red dots make a difference for old fuckers like me. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:06 PM (xcxpd) 13
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:04 PM
Nice. I'm fully moved and trying to figure out where to put things. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:06 PM (5LIEJ) 14
and yes, I did renew my CC permit last year. I had a few weeks of sweating as I did wait too long.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:06 PM (xcxpd) 15
Diogeneses, is that a Jericho?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:08 PM (xcxpd) 16
Some good news - kidlet was after a Kuna, but after sharing wisdom, convinced him to purchase another AR (DD).
Very nice. Also - cigar prices seem to have moderated a bit, and there seems to be some good quality tobacco out there... Now if the bourbon bubble continues to deflate... Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 07:09 PM (XuXeR) 17
RMBS, how goes the real estate viewing?
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:04 PM Slow. That house in Raymond had a lot going for it, but there were too many issues for me to make an offer. Now that I'm out of the condo, I can put a lot more effort into finding something good. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:09 PM (5LIEJ) 18
9 Check your permit expiration date today!
------- Now you tell me. It has. If I want to have one, I now have to go through the entire rigamarole again. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2026 07:04 PM (XeU6L) Renewal MIGHT be easier than first timing it. It is in WA at least, even if it expires. It takes longer but it didn't have any extra drama, just more time. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:09 PM (xcxpd) 19
Weasel, thanks for the Navy Seal concealed carry video.
My brother is ready to start carrying after several things he has seen in the last month that set off his "family safety" radar. I am going to advise him to view that one. Especially since I am of no help since I only "house" carry and "truck" carry. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 07:10 PM (HlyYF) 20
I haven’t been in RI in maybe 5 years, so when my permit expired in June, I didn’t think much about it.
Yep, drove through RI last week. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:10 PM (LMRVO) 21
Scoob! How goes the move?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM RMBS!!! No move yet. May not even have to move. I will shoot you an email. Posted by: Scuba_Dude *********** Hello all! I need an update too Scoob! Just saying... And RMBS, how goes the house hunt? Posted by: The Grateful - R at August 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XfIK1) 22
4 I did it. I actually did it. Take that you boxer-wearing preverts!
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM Of course you got a first. Squeezing a man's nuts is a well know technique for imparting in him a profound sense of urgency! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 07:12 PM (HlyYF) 23
Southern Munitions is having a sale on Reman ammo. I've used them before and they've treated me well. Unlike LAX Reman ammo...
*shakes fist* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:12 PM (xcxpd) 24
13 Nice. I'm fully moved and trying to figure out where to put things.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:06 PM Did you take that place you mentioned last week? (I think ) Is it in a Free State? Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:12 PM (g5tO/) 25
And RMBS, how goes the house hunt?
Posted by: The Grateful - R at August 16, 2026 07:11 PM Slow, but ramping it up. I'm seeing more inventory, but the interest rates are still up there. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:13 PM (5LIEJ) Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 07:13 PM (XuXeR) 27
PRO TIP: Have you looked at your concealed weapon permit lately? Don't be the guy who realizes it expired in 2023. Check your permit expiration date today!
One of the few benefits of being elderly; mine never expires. Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D) 28
PI, I was going to engage Nurse on the issue of Grower versus Shower, and how it relates to boxer versus briefs.
But I know her. She shoots well. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:16 PM (LMRVO) 29
Hi.
I'm here and also reporting for Ed L who's computer is kaput so can't be here. Wanted to make sure he didn't get a mark on his permanent record. No range report because postponed to next week but I have been doing research this week. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 07:16 PM (kJmSS) 30
Broken Arrow? Ready but safe?
I'll just leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSS6F0eminM&t=328s Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:17 PM (5LIEJ) 31
One of the few benefits of being elderly; mine never expires. Posted by: toby928(c) I don't get it. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++) 32
Renewal MIGHT be easier than first timing it. It is in WA at least, even if it expires. It takes longer but it didn't have any extra drama, just more time. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ----------- Alas...has been more than 60 days... "Late Renewals: If your permit has expired, you may still renew it if it has been less than 60 days since expiration. However, if it has been more than 60 days, you will need to apply as a new applicant." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2026 07:18 PM (XeU6L) 33
Did you take that place you mentioned last week? (I think )
Is it in a Free State? Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:12 PM No. Too many issues with it, and at the far northern limit of my range. Which is good, because I just found out that we might be back in the office more, so that drive would have been a pain. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:19 PM (5LIEJ) 34
Diogenes
That's the saddest cigar review I've ever read. At least your gourmet Grape Swisher's never disappoint. Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at August 16, 2026 07:20 PM (faK3k) 35
Thankfully I do not have a CC I have to renew. But I did double check when my handgun license and rifle permit expires in the Peoples Republic of NYC.
I do not have to renew those until 2028. I will hopefully be ensconced in the Free State of Florida thumbing my nose at them by that time. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:21 PM (g5tO/) 36
31
One of the few benefits of being elderly; mine never expires. Posted by: toby928(c) I don't get it. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++) *checks hash to see if TJM is socking Bertram* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:22 PM (xcxpd) 37
I have been continuing my research into the Bodyguard2 so followed S&W on X. Found this fabulous post and scrolled down to look at more of what she had to say and really impressed especially when she started talking about FUNDAMENTALS.
https://tinyurl.com/59pvhujh She is a champion shooter, carries a Bodyguard and her tactics and advice really helpful. And she's fun to watch. Videos are short and to the point. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 07:23 PM (kJmSS) 38
28 PI, I was going to engage Nurse on the issue of Grower versus Shower, and how it relates to boxer versus briefs.
But I know her. She shoots well. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:16 PM And I shoot poorly. I am pretty sure it is because my SOCKS are too tight and my watch face is too small. But I am still open to modifying other variables! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 07:23 PM (HlyYF) 39
"Late Renewals: If your permit has expired, you may still renew it if it has been less than 60 days since expiration. However, if it has been more than 60 days, you will need to apply as a new applicant."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Government when data retention aids a citizen: "For your privacy, all CCL data is purged 60 days after the license period ends." Government when data retention aids the government: "This HD video from our license plate reader shows you were clearly carrying and imprinting while at the CVS on fourth and main at 11:02 PM on June 17, 2019....." Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2026 07:23 PM (VHUov) 40
33 I just found out that we might be back in the office more, so that drive would have been a pain.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:19 PM I feel for you there. I have to be in the office 3 days a week. I can pick the days as the only stipulation is that you come in 2 Mondays and 2 Fridays a month. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:25 PM (g5tO/) 41
>>I haven’t been in RI in maybe 5 years, so when my permit expired in June, I didn’t think much about it.
Yes you were, Mr. Whitey Tighty. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m) 42
Take that you boxer-wearing preverts!
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM Dude. This is the Gun Thread. We are all commando here. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1) 43
Take that you boxer-wearing preverts!
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM Dude. This is the Gun Thread. We are all commando here. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1) --- Even pants are optional! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D) 44
20 I haven’t been in RI in maybe 5 years, so when my permit expired in June, I didn’t think much about it.
Yep, drove through RI last week. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:10 PM I have been to RI only once. Block Island. Was diving on a WWII German U-boat that was sunk there near the end of the war. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:28 PM (g5tO/) 45
One of the "broken arrow" incidents was a bit hard to fathom, if I recall correctly 4 out of 5 failsafes had basically tripped or became inoperative, the only thing that kept this weapon from fully detonating (in a farm field in one of the Carolinas maybe) was an inexpensive, ordinary relay type switch, something like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 07:28 PM (H50PN) 46
Good Sunday evening, gub 'ettes and 'rons, and an unexpired greeting to our host Weasel!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at August 16, 2026 07:29 PM (xVpNO) 47
45 One of the "broken arrow" incidents was a bit hard to fathom, if I recall correctly 4 out of 5 failsafes had basically tripped or became inoperative, the only thing that kept this weapon from fully detonating (in a farm field in one of the Carolinas maybe) was an inexpensive, ordinary relay type switch, something like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 07:28 PM (H50PN) There have been a shocking number of nukes dropped on the CONUS. The fact that none detonated (though one is still in Charleston harbor or Savannah) is a sign of divine grace. Wendigoon had a video about it, I think the number was like 23 or something. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:30 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 07:30 PM (XuXeR) 49
46 Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at August 16, 2026 07:29 PM
Evening Schnor!!! Hope all is well! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:31 PM (g5tO/) 50
Don't need a permit to conceal carry in Missouri.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 16, 2026 07:31 PM (c/QKZ) Posted by: Yoda at August 16, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1) 52
43 Take that you boxer-wearing preverts!
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM Dude. This is the Gun Thread. We are all commando here. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1) --- Even pants are optional! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel ========= I don't even want to know where you guys conceal carry in such situations. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv) 53
I received my NC CCH permit last week. Now I'm waiting for the Falco IWB holster.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 07:32 PM (rj6Yv) 54
https://tinyurl.com/59pvhujh
She is a champion shooter, carries a Bodyguard... Interesting. Last I knew (a couple of years ago) she was affiliated with Sig. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 07:33 PM (vTZFs) 55
I think the one in Savannah, they never found it. That's comforting.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 07:33 PM (H50PN) 56
Evening Schnor!!! Hope all is well!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:31 PM (g5tO/) Starting up a new job, hopefully this week. Also, happy to hear about you maybe not having to move. Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at August 16, 2026 07:35 PM (xVpNO) 57
Hi weasel! Hi gun nutz!
Range report: Met MAE and LazyMessenger Saturday morning. I had son #1 in tow. Had a lovely time shooting. Son got to shoot Mark’s G26 and did better one handed than two. Son likes the G19 I gave him best. Also shot my G42. He shoots Glocks well. I do not. Then I took son to breakfast where he got the chicken fried steak and eggs and I got biscuits and gravy. Awesome day. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 07:35 PM (lyImQ) 58
PRO TIP: Have you looked at your concealed weapon permit lately? Don't be the guy who realizes it expired in 2023. Check your permit expiration date today!
Um, don't have one, don't need one. PRO TIP: Move to where you don't need one. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 16, 2026 07:35 PM (PVjNi) 59
>>I have been to RI only once. Block Island.
Was diving on a WWII German U-boat that was sunk there near the end of the war. The last German U-boat sunk in WWII. U-853 And ixnay on the lockb slandiay. Rhode Island doesn't exist. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m) 60
I don't even want to know where you guys conceal carry in such situations"
"Does this smell funny to you? " Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 07:36 PM (XuXeR) 61
57 Hi weasel! Hi gun nutz!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 07:35 PM (lyImQ) Are gun nutz like truck nutz? Posted by: tcn in AK at August 16, 2026 07:36 PM (PVjNi) 62
37 I have been continuing my research into the Bodyguard2 so followed S&W on X. Found this fabulous post and scrolled down to look at more of what she had to say and really impressed especially when she started talking about FUNDAMENTALS.
https://tinyurl.com/59pvhujh She is a champion shooter, carries a Bodyguard and her tactics and advice really helpful. And she's fun to watch. Videos are short and to the point. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) --------- Smith and Wesson Academy has reopened in Maryville, TN (just south of Knoxville) and does civilian as well as police firearms training. Yet another historic company that Massachusetts politicos drove out of Springfield Mass where they had been for over 150 years. Maryland drove out Beretta who is also now located in the Volunteer State of TN. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:37 PM (E4rtv) 63
52 43 Take that you boxer-wearing preverts!
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM Dude. This is the Gun Thread. We are all commando here. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1) --- Even pants are optional! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel ========= I don't even want to know where you guys conceal carry in such situations. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:32 PM Especially if they are "concealing" a Longhorn .22 revolver. Yikes!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:37 PM (g5tO/) 64
I don't even want to know where you guys conceal carry in such situations.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:32 PM One popular option is the codpiece revolver, which was accurately depicted in the cinematic masterpieces "Dusk 'till Dawn" and "Desperado". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1TKHB2oPVE Of course, most of us up-caliber from the one that was shown. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 07:38 PM (0sNs1) 65
60 I don't even want to know where you guys conceal carry in such situations"
"Does this smell funny to you? " Posted by: man ------- Don't touch that holster, you don't know where it has been. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv) 66
And, I bet they looked. Really really looked. Knowing what I know about the military, when a "sensitive" item is lost or stolen, they go to great pains looking for it. Night vision goggles, weapons, you name it. Anything like that.
So a hydrogen weapon? Yeah, you don't want to report to your superior "Danged if I know where it is". We were flying nights (naturally) in Macedonia, and somebody lost a box of ammunition attached to their air 60. It fell off, somewhere. I remember this distinctly because days off were a rarity, and they decided my day off was just dandy to fly around during the day scanning the ground, looking for a green ammo box of linked 7.62 on the ground at 1000 feet. Thanks a lot, assholes. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 07:38 PM (H50PN) 67
56 Also, happy to hear about you maybe not having to move.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at August 16, 2026 07:35 PM Good luck with the new job!! Hope to find out in the next few days if I do not have to move. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:38 PM (g5tO/) 68
Especially if they are "concealing" a Longhorn .22 revolver.
Yikes!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude New meaning to gun cleaning. You have to add Lysol into the solvents. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv) 69
45 One of the "broken arrow" incidents was a bit hard to fathom, if I recall correctly 4 out of 5 failsafes had basically tripped or became inoperative, the only thing that kept this weapon from fully detonating (in a farm field in one of the Carolinas maybe) was an inexpensive, ordinary relay type switch, something like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 07:28 PM (H50PN) There have been a shocking number of nukes dropped on the CONUS. The fact that none detonated (though one is still in Charleston harbor or Savannah) is a sign of divine grace. Wendigoon had a video about it, I think the number was like 23 or something. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:30 PM (xcxpd) ===== 3.8 megaton firecracker near Goldsboro, NC in 1961. The BUFF was carrying two of them, the first landed with its parachute deployed and most of the safety fuses intact. The second one plunged straight in. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 07:39 PM (rj6Yv) 70
One popular option is the codpiece revolver, which was accurately depicted in the cinematic masterpieces "Dusk 'till Dawn" and "Desperado".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1TKHB2oPVE Of course, most of us up-caliber from the one that was shown. Posted by: Duncanthrax ------- Gives a new meaning to negligent discharge. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv) 71
PRO TIP: Move to where you don't need one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 16, 2026 07:35 PM (PVjNi) PRO RESPONSE: I’m in one! NH! But all of New England/NY would fit in a corner of AK. And we have 7 states, most of which are gun-grabbing communist fiefdoms. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:41 PM (30Gj0) 72
Take that you boxer-wearing preverts!
Posted by: RI Red Dude. This is the Gun Thread. We are all commando here. Posted by: Duncanthrax Even pants are optional! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "IWB or OWB?" "Doesn't really matter....." Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2026 07:42 PM (VHUov) 73
61 57 Hi weasel! Hi gun nutz!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 07:35 PM (lyImQ) Are gun nutz like truck nutz? Posted by: tcn in AK Heh. Those things dangling off a trailer hitch always crack me up. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 07:42 PM (yEz+x) 74
68 New meaning to gun cleaning. You have to add Lysol into the solvents.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:38 PM They obviously were confused by what bore was being cleaned. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:42 PM (g5tO/) 75
Weasel,
Thanks for including the videos on disassembling the revolver and restoring that old pump rifle. I find such things interesting and helpful. I have disassembly/assembly books that cover most of my guns and they have saved my bacon a few times. Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 07:42 PM (yTvNw) 76
One of the "broken arrow" incidents was a bit hard to fathom, if I recall correctly 4 out of 5 failsafes had basically tripped or became inoperative, the only thing that kept this weapon from fully detonating (in a farm field in one of the Carolinas maybe) was an inexpensive, ordinary relay type switch, something like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 07:28 PM See me, at 30. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:43 PM (5LIEJ) 77
Sharon,
Be sure to check for S&W rebates right before you buy your gun. I doubt they will run any for the Bodyguard 2.0 soon since it is selling so well, but it is always worth checking. https://tinyurl.com/5uhea6ey Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 07:43 PM (HlyYF) 78
Good luck with the new job!!
Hope to find out in the next few days if I do not have to move. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:38 PM (g5tO/) Thank you, and good luck, sir! Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at August 16, 2026 07:44 PM (xVpNO) 79
One popular option is the codpiece revolver, which was accurately depicted in the cinematic masterpieces "Dusk 'till Dawn" and "Desperado".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1TKHB2oPVE Of course, most of us up-caliber from the one that was shown. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 07:38 PM (0sNs1) ---- A couple of questions come to mind... Where's the trigger mechanism on that thing? What's the recoil like? Especially with repeated firing? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2026 07:45 PM (FZ29D) 80
Rhode Island?
Been to Prov. Rumford. Prudence Island and did the Block Island Race Week for two (or three) days that I have no recollection of. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 07:46 PM (yEz+x) 81
See me, at 30.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:43 PM (5LIEJ) ========= When I first read the account, I imagined being on the team, standing in the trench, that did the first inspection. "Shit" "Shit" "Shit" "Shit" "JC!" Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 07:48 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 07:48 PM (XuXeR) 83
Rhode Island?
Been to Prov. Rumford. Prudence Island and did the Block Island Race Week for two (or three) days that I have no recollection of. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 07:46 PM (yEz+x) Oooh. I remember you. Mount Gay rum. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:49 PM (30Gj0) 84
Anyway, both the G21 and G30 are surprisingly pleasant guns to shoot, even at speed, despite being .45 ACP.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 07:49 PM (xcxpd) 85
76 See me, at 30.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:43 PM LOL!!! Buffy the Forehead Slayer!!!!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:49 PM (g5tO/) 86
DH says if I lose 20 more pounds he will buy me a bra holster. I think I would prefer a thigh holster, but I don't always wear skirts, so I suppose it would make sense to carry where I can get to it. Duh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 16, 2026 07:49 PM (PVjNi) 87
When I first read the account, I imagined being on the team, standing in the trench, that did the first inspection.
"Shit" "Shit" "Shit" "Shit" "JC!" Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 07:48 PM As Brandon said, "now that is an "oh, f@#k moment." Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:49 PM (5LIEJ) 88
I find .45ACP to be very pleasant, a firm push rather than a snappy magnum recoil.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 07:50 PM (4NO2D) 89
LOL!!! Buffy the Forehead Slayer!!!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:49 PM I love that video. Never not funny. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 07:50 PM (5LIEJ) 90
I did a few things gun related. Been practicing draws with various firearms around the house. Pretty much all end up pointing as they should with sights in alignment.
Painted a few old three dot sights with Glow Up--phosphorescent paint which under exposure to bright light for a few seconds, glows about ten minutes or so. Put night sights on a Smith M&P 9L and a new green light laser/500 lumen weapon light on an XD longslide. Uses magnetic charging. Have a long 4.0 slide, recoil spring set, and barrel for my XD. That gives me the option on carry to either had the longer sight base for better shooting or the shorter one for better carry. Often on some firearm makes, you can switch barrels and even slides so a 4 inch barrel and slide can become a longer 5 inch tactical model or vice versa. Only works for some makes as you have to do research into it. But you can have a 40 S&W that can also take a 9mm barrel, recoil spring, and magazine. Or even a 357 Sig Barrel and sometimes mag depending on the make. One way of fitting one firearm into variety of roles. The unlamented Sig P250 allowed a lot of combos, the P320 is based on that design minus the hammer. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:50 PM (E4rtv) 91
>>Been to Prov. Rumford. Prudence Island and did the Block Island Race Week for two (or three) days that I have no recollection of.
There is no Block Island. You are hallucinating. These are not the droids you are looking for. Move along. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m) 92
Assless chaps have plenty of places to conceal things.
Posted by: Pawl at August 16, 2026 07:51 PM (MWfyi) 93
DH says if I lose 20 more pounds he will buy me a bra holster.
My wife tried one of those with a Ruger LCP. She didn't stay with it. I guess it might be useful if you have no other good options. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 07:51 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2026 07:52 PM (Y8DZL) 95
Apparently, it was actually seven (7) of eight (
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 07:53 PM (H50PN) 96
84 Anyway, both the G21 and G30 are surprisingly pleasant guns to shoot, even at speed, despite being .45 ACP.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards The G21 is a big framed Glock but I agree that the G30 is pretty pleasant to shoot versus other shorty 45s plus managed to carry 10 in the mag. Compared with the G21, I prefer the Springfield XD45 as the grip is thinner and capacity is about the same. G30 though for the compact 45. I think the thicker frame spreads the recoil better than a thin one by increasing surface area for recoil shock absorption. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 07:53 PM (E4rtv) 97
The price the range gave me was $460. Because I want the 12 rd mag as well as the 10 rd, I need to buy it in VA. I've checked around and don't see it any cheaper and hardly anyone has any color other than black, most being out of stock. The range says they will order whatever one I want if they don't have it on the shelf.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 07:54 PM (kJmSS) 98
Semi M14s and Trench Guns coming
More than 100,000 surplus M14 rifles once used by the U.S. military are expected to go on sale to the public beginning early next year through the Civilian Marksmanship Program. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 16, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur) 99
88 I find .45ACP to be very pleasant, a firm push rather than a snappy magnum recoil.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 07:50 P Same here. Love shooting my .45ACP more than my 9mm. Only drawback, ammo capacity. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 07:54 PM (g5tO/) 100
M14 is 7.62
there should be about a billion rounds Posted by: r hennigantx at August 16, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur) 101
But you can have a 40 S&W that can also take a 9mm barrel, recoil spring, and magazine. Or even a 357 Sig Barrel and sometimes mag depending on the make.
That would be the Glock 19, 23, 32. I started with the 32 in .357 Sig, then got 9 and 40 barrels. Too bad the .357 Sig has waned. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 07:55 PM (30Gj0) 102
Are we talking about the gun law thing that happened last week?
Posted by: fd at August 16, 2026 07:55 PM (MWfyi) 103
Good evening Horde. Thanks Weasel!
Glad to hear good news from Schnorf and potential good news for Scub. Best wishes to RMBS on the search. Posted by: TRex - concealed dino at August 16, 2026 07:56 PM (XfIK1) Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2026 07:56 PM (NlEaG) 105
A couple of questions come to mind...
Where's the trigger mechanism on that thing? What's the recoil like? Especially with repeated firing? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2026 07:45 PM It's a hair trigger, of course. Recoil management takes some training, very similar to the Shaolin monks' "Iron Crotch" training: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p8tI2Y50SHI Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1) 106
Langdon Tactical sent out an email that they had been inform ed by a reliable source that "maybe" "perhaps" the Beretta PX4 Compact Carry 2 model production will be on "hiatus" soon. Within 48 hours, they were out of stock.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 07:57 PM (rj6Yv) 107
94
Did a double pull on my son's Glock yesterday accidentally. Provoked a argument about arms. Posted by: Auspex The wonder of it was that my FIL, his grandfather, would take the opposite side of any rational argument just to be a contrarian. Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2026 07:57 PM (Y8DZL) 108
So I was on a navy base where they made weapons.
They took M14s and built a frame of aluminum that cradle the barrel in a titanium bed. You could shoot until the firing mechanism burned up as the barrel was cooled. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 16, 2026 07:58 PM (/+uur) 109
CMP also will have 1892 Winchester shootsguns
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 16, 2026 07:59 PM (/+uur) 110
Glad to hear good news from Schnorf and potential good news for Scub. Best wishes to RMBS on the search.
Posted by: TRex - concealed dino at August 16, 2026 07:56 PM (XfIK1) Thanks, O Apex Predator! Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at August 16, 2026 07:59 PM (xVpNO) 111
DH says if I lose 20 more pounds he will buy me a bra holster. I think I would prefer a thigh holster, but I don't always wear skirts, so I suppose it would make sense to carry where I can get to it. Duh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 16, 2026 07:49 PM There are various 'belly band' holster rigs out there which can work quite well for women (and men, too Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1) 112
88 I find .45ACP to be very pleasant, a firm push rather than a snappy magnum recoil.
Posted by: toby928(c) Depends on gun size, I find 45 ACP unpleasant in firearms under 4 inch barrels. Decrease the size, weight, and frame, you can get fairly nasty felt recoil from something that you would think wouldn't be that bad aka the original PPK in 380 ACP, not the PPK/s which has a longer grip frame. Blowback operation, very thin and short grip, gives a pretty good recoil shock to the hand. Scandium snubbies are similar---very light weight, moderate power cartridge like 38+p, and if you don't get something recoil absorbing like Hogue grips, like whacking your hand with a steel ruler. In, 357 magnum so unpleasant that it didn't sell much at all for Smith. Felt recoil is an interesting subject in an of itself because guns that you would think wouldn't be that bad, can be, and proper attention can make a hard recoiling firearm into one that is pleasant to fire. Stock design, grip design, frame, weight, cartridge pressure spike profile, proper fit, etc. can all change how a person firing it perceives the recoil. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:00 PM (E4rtv) 113
his grandfather, would take the opposite side of any rational argument just to be a contrarian.
Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2026 07:57 PM I do not !!!! Posted by: Grandfather at August 16, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1) 114
91 There is no Block Island. You are hallucinating. These are not the droids you are looking for.
Move along. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 07:50 PM Hmmmm, something makes me think JS resides in Cluster Atoll Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 08:04 PM (g5tO/) 115
This is the holster Lena uses in that video I posted above can be worn with anything even sweat pants. It is expensive, about $150 but if you only need to own one, seems like a good buy.
https://www.phlsterholsters.com/phlster-enigma Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 08:04 PM (kJmSS) 116
Are we talking about the gun law thing that happened last week?
I'm interested to hear what people think. (Looking at you, whig.) On a bigger scale, 20 years ago, did anyone really think we'd be where we are today? As much as we bitch on them for other things, we owe a lot to Bush I for Thomas, Bush II for Alito, and Trump for Gorsuch and Kav. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 08:04 PM (vTZFs) 117
106 Langdon Tactical sent out an email that they had been inform ed by a reliable source that "maybe" "perhaps" the Beretta PX4 Compact Carry 2 model production will be on "hiatus" soon. Within 48 hours, they were out of stock.
Posted by: mrp ========== Not surprised. I have one, not the Langdon upscaled version but with match hammer/parts installed. The recoil impulse is 'different' as it has a unique rotating barrel locking system that eats up some of the recoil. So a 40 S&W feels like a 9mm. But, most of them were in traditional DA/SA, you can convert them to decocker only DA/SA, and a very few were made in DAO only. The larger 45 ACP version is scarce on the ground too. DA/SA is one of those firearm operating systems that you have to master two different trigger strokes--I learned on a Sig P225 first and later the Beretta 92 in the service. Long pull on the first shot, short and pleasant on subsequent. If you buy this type of firearm for self defense, you need to shoot it regularly as it requires perfection to get a first hit and then you have to mentally adjust that your next trigger pull is going to be a lot less and usually shorter. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:06 PM (E4rtv) 118
Felt recoil is an interesting subject in an of itself because guns that you would think wouldn't be that bad, can be, and proper attention can make a hard recoiling firearm into one that is pleasant to fire. Stock design, grip design, frame, weight, cartridge pressure spike profile, proper fit, etc. can all change how a person firing it perceives the recoil.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:00 PM (E4rtv) ===== I've owned a Star PD and a Colt Officer's .45ACP and I concur. The Star PD had an aluminum alloy frame and a steel slide. It was pretty light, with something like a 3.5" barrel. The manual said to only load standard pressure ammo. The barrel flip was impressive. The Colt was a heavy little beast. Nice and bright SS finish. I sold that one, too. Too heavy, and the recoil was stout. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 08:07 PM (rj6Yv) 119
116 Are we talking about the gun law thing that happened last week?
I'm interested to hear what people think. (Looking at you, whig.) On a bigger scale, 20 years ago, did anyone really think we'd be where we are today? As much as we bitch on them for other things, we owe a lot to Bush I for Thomas, Bush II for Alito, and Trump for Gorsuch and Kav. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 08:04 PM What happened last week will not help me at all. I am in NYC. NYC and Hochul will do everything possible to delay the citizens from practicing their natural rights. I am leaving in a year for a Free State so I am just waiting until then. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 08:07 PM (g5tO/) 120
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 07:42 PM (yTvNw)
JTB, I had to excuse myself from the hobby thread before I had a chance to ask you. Did you do your own 4x5 processing and printing? Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 08:08 PM (vTZFs) 121
Was it Jeff Cooper who said "DA/SA is a solution looking for a problem."?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1) 122
97 The price the range gave me was $460. Because I want the 12 rd mag as well as the 10 rd, I need to buy it in VA. I've checked around and don't see it any cheaper and hardly anyone has any color other than black, most being out of stock. The range says they will order whatever one I want if they don't have it on the shelf.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 07:54 PM My favorite guy here has two black ones in stock (w/ thumb safety) and the two mags for $397. He does sell to lots of lady shooters and stocks lots of "pretty" guns. When I checked right now, he has a S&W 380 EZ in Orchid color in stock. Want me to find you in an AOS comments section if he gets in a nice 2.0 in a good color? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 08:09 PM (HlyYF) 123
I haven't rushed out to buy anything but probably will.
Posted by: fd at August 16, 2026 08:09 PM (MWfyi) 124
https://www.phlsterholsters.com/phlster-enigma
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 08:04 PM These are well-regarded on various forums. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1) 125
116 Are we talking about the gun law thing that happened last week?
I'm interested to hear what people think. (Looking at you, whig.) On a bigger scale, 20 years ago, did anyone really think we'd be where we are today? As much as we bitch on them for other things, we owe a lot to Bush I for Thomas, Bush II for Alito, and Trump for Gorsuch and Kav. Posted by: Oddbob ====== Things have changed and part of that has been the gun rights lobby, part of it has been teh older Fudd GOP types that surrendered on gun rights got primaried or retired out, and the last part has been a sequence of terrorism, criminals running free in cities and blue areas, BLM crapola/riots, and the inability nowadays for the media to hide all the mayhem. People on the right learned that none of what the Dems said was true about restrictions, saw that the Dems let criminals run free while ganging up and attacking those trying to defend their own life, and seeing reality of how the world is. That has led to grudging stalemate on gun control with the pro gun forces moving ahead in red states to push it to constitutional carry. Blue states are regressing and Scotus is dithering and should smack blue states. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:10 PM (E4rtv) 126
Was it Jeff Cooper who said "DA/SA is a solution looking for a problem."?
The good colonel said a lot of stuff, often framing his opinions as objective fact. In this case though, I agree. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 08:11 PM (vTZFs) 127
>>Hmmmm, something makes me think JS resides in Cluster Atoll
As Mr. Whitey Tighty knows, my town was a sub catching base in WWII. One of our smaller islands was a German POW camp. Everyone here knows about U-853. Popular dive spot now. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 08:13 PM (viF8m) 128
To continue, in 1960, a substantial majority of Americans supported banning handguns and this is despite a much lower crime rate and JFK's assassination had not happened yet. The assassinations in the 60's and early 70's, the race riots in the 60's and 70's, Kent State, etc. all put 2A advocates in a hole but since then, the situation has reversed--gun control has proven to be a myth, violence has spread and become more random, and we no longer trust our authorities to not try to ban them if we give them an inch.
The political times have changed and the Court led from behind--there had already been a lot of movement in states well before the AWB expired and the Heller decision occurred. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv) 129
OK, on carry positions....
He doesn't mention the issue of drawing while seated with appendix carry. I really don't see how it's even done unless you're built funny. When seated, you've folded your body so the gun is horizontal, and your upper body is vertical and makes a wall where the top of your gun is. I just don't see any advantage to it over side carry. Carry in a car is a problem with side carry - IF you're right-handed, carrying strong side. Or, IF you're left-handed carrying strong side as a passenger. And that's entirely because of the seat belt. Safety, my nanny's fanny - that belt is a menace. Particularly the buckle. So is the bucket seat concept (mainly with air bags), where the seat comes up around your hips to engulf you - no other place you sit really does that. Glad he mentioned the fundamental problem with "off-body" carry - that it's off your body and that means it isn't secured at all times. TBC... Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 08:15 PM (kU0PQ) 130
DA/SA is one of those firearm operating systems that you have to master two different trigger strokes--I learned on a Sig P225 first and later the Beretta 92 in the service. Long pull on the first shot, short and pleasant on subsequent.
If you buy this type of firearm for self defense, you need to shoot it regularly as it requires perfection to get a first hit and then you have to mentally adjust that your next trigger pull is going to be a lot less and usually shorter. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:06 PM (E4rtv) ==== I loved my Beretta 92FS. Probably put 25K through it (at least). Only four malfuntions, 3 of them were reloaded ammo-related and the fourth was a light primer strike. The PX4 Storm GS-D Storm (full-size) shoots even better. I've only put about 1K through it. Yeah, the rotary barrel system is nice, minimal flip, and it fits better in my left hand. It's also shorter and lighter, too. The GS-D is the big change, no more safety only option, so that's taken some adjustment. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 08:15 PM (rj6Yv) 131
older Fudd GOP types that surrendered on gun rights got primaried or retired out,"
SBR = scary black rifle... Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 08:16 PM (XuXeR) 132
127 Everyone here knows about U-853. Popular dive spot now.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 08:13 PM The captain of the dive boat took me inside the U-853. I could not wait to get out as you can still see the bones of the crew. I do not like disturbing the resting place of sailors, even if they were our enemy at the time. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 08:18 PM (g5tO/) 133
Howdy!
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by boom bang kapow at August 16, 2026 08:18 PM (sAmhv) 134
I haven't rushed out to buy anything but probably will.
If by "anything," you mean a suppressor, SBR, or SBS, it may be wise to wait a few weeks. At this point, nobody seems to know "exactly what the facts is" (h/t Steve Miller). I admire what Brandon Herrera did but I don't have his resources if things get weird(er). Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 08:18 PM (vTZFs) 135
The political times have changed and the Court led from behind--there had already been a lot of movement in states well before the AWB expired and the Heller decision occurred.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv) ====== Amazing how the same cities and states that are so hot to ban citizens from owning firearms are the same ones that are now electing DAs and AGs that are hot for defunding police forces. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 08:19 PM (rj6Yv) 136
Really, horde? ctrl-f, just about zero talk of the injunction on enforcement of half the NFA? In the gun thread?
Been a few days now, cans are flying off the shelves in about half the states with no form 4's - cash and carry- and people are slapping together their own cans, sbr's, and sbs's like mad. ATF still has zero guidance on wtf is going on other than scattered reports of IOI's and regional offices saying not to sell stuff. Majority of FFLs are sitting this out but those that are not are moving massive amounts of suppressors. Overall this probably will have less impact than the 2004 awb sunset that blew up ownership of ARs, but it seems like it may be the biggest court win in 2A history so far, even if it's not a 2A ruling. Posted by: heya at August 16, 2026 08:19 PM (23NNO) 137
Diogenes:
The San Cristobel Nicaragua with the Habana leaf wrapper is an excellent cigar and one I would heartily endorse. Never had the Revelation, but I appreciate the warning, as life's to short to waste on midrange cigars. For what you paid, an Alec Bradley Tempus would have delivered a far better experience... Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 08:20 PM (nbLIj) 138
A cross-draw holster is a good option for righties when driving.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1) 139
Here's my main problem with concealed carry and driving...
I have a few solutions I've given a look at for carrying while driving. And the common theme is I need to take out my gun and transfer it somewhere other than any of the carry options that make sense while NOT driving. But I've looked at putting a holster on the seat belt (the part that crosses the waist, pointing outward, not the angled part across the chest). And I've looked at fixing some kind of holster to the console/dashboard. And I've looked at a holster on the front of the seat between my legs. They all are decent options if you can make them fixed enough to easily holster and easily draw the weapon. But they all require I administratively handle my gun when I enter/exit my vehicle. That means possibly exposing the weapon to passersby - which defeats the concept of concealed carry. Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 08:20 PM (kU0PQ) 140
Weasel's loafing on us this evening, counting on us to be well-behaved, isn't he?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 08:22 PM (0sNs1) 141
As Mr. Whitey Tighty knows, my town was a sub catching base in WWII. One of our smaller islands was a German POW camp.
Everyone here knows about U-853. Popular dive spot now. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 08:13 PM (viF8m) Never heard of it. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 08:22 PM (LMRVO) 142
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Yep. The PPK was ironically the firearm that popularized it and then the Walter P1/P38 brought it to wider audiences. Smith and Wesson adopted the DA/SA for its iconic 1st Generation through 3rd Generation firearms. Sig, being a good German and Swiss company also brought it to American gun buyers. But then gun trainers brought it to the attention of police departments and gun buyers that it was much more difficult to teach a double action/single action different trigger strokes and accuracy suffered. The Glock Safe Action was labeled by the ATF as double action and then the race was on. Ruger, a late competitor to Wonder Nines, started with DA/SA and Smith started making DAO which have one trigger pull but heavier to try to catch up. Sig introduced its DAK which is similar to DAO but all three companies lost business to Glock over the training issue for police. Cooper ran a premier gun training facility and saw good students paying money struggling with either the first shot or the second affecting overall accuracy on the most critical shots. That is where he was coming from. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:22 PM (E4rtv) 143
PI, where is he located?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 08:22 PM (kJmSS) 144
I'm sort of surprised the 2nd amendment wasn't amended. Democrats held Congress in varying degrees of completeness from the 1930s thru about 1990? And several Democrats. Maybe getting 2/3rds state ratification would have been a stretch.
But I do think the political will was possible overall, during some of that time. The nation was much more homogenous politically and culturally. Now? Fuggedabout it. Never, ever, ever ever ever give up your guns. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 08:23 PM (H50PN) 145
Weasel's loafing on us this evening, counting on us to be well-behaved, isn't he?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 08:22 PM (0sNs1) ---- No. Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 08:23 PM (9ec/N) 146
As Mr. Whitey Tighty knows, my town was a sub catching base in WWII. One of our smaller islands was a German POW camp.
Everyone here knows about U-853. Popular dive spot now. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 08:13 PM (viF8m) ---- I'm guessing Nazi gold was looted decades ago... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2026 08:23 PM (FZ29D) 147
Good evening to everyone of the GunHorde
And as always a sincere thank you to Weasel! Moar revolver stuff! Yay! Posted by: Coelacanth at August 16, 2026 08:23 PM (+OnsA) 148
Weasel's loafing on us this evening, counting on us to be well-behaved, isn't he?
That's what he wants you to think. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 08:24 PM (vTZFs) 149
Smith and Wesson Academy has reopened in Maryville, TN (just south of Knoxville) and does civilian as well as police firearms training.
Yet another historic company that Massachusetts politicos drove out of Springfield Mass where they had been for over 150 years. Maryland drove out Beretta who is also now located in the Volunteer State of TN. Posted by: whig ********** Yes Sir, S&W will be a mere 8 miles from the new Casa Rex (new name pending a vote).... Posted by: The Grateful - R at August 16, 2026 08:24 PM (XfIK1) 150
>>I do not like disturbing the resting place of sailors, even if they were our enemy at the time.
Years ago, some idiot diver brought a German corpse to the surface. His body was buried in Newport with full military honors. The dead have paid their dues in this world. On to happier topics. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 08:24 PM (viF8m) 151
The one he doesn't address is shoulder carry. Which has the advantage of being almost always accessible, even while driving. Of course, you will have to untangle whatever cover garment you're wearing from the belt, but I end up doing that anyway just to keep me feeling like I have free movement. (There are times I uncover my side-carried pistol from the over-garment when seated and belted into the car; the console blocks it from view, but it's one less thing with which I will be fumbling if I need to get to the piece.)
Fin Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 08:24 PM (kU0PQ) 152
FFL.transfer of sbr/sbs is in limbo due to additional requirements in the 68 GCA; "approval of the AG" for transfer, which the form 4 covers.
Otherwise the ATF is clearly blocked from enforcing NFA requirements on plaintiffs rolling their own, and for some plaintiffs that includes the marking requirements. For cans, I would not be shocked if 50-100k of them are sold sans form 4 before monday AM. People are buying 3-5 at a time. Posted by: heya at August 16, 2026 08:24 PM (23NNO) Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 08:26 PM (kU0PQ) Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 08:26 PM (viF8m) 155
139 Here's my main problem with concealed carry and driving...
I have a few solutions I've given a look at for carrying while driving. And the common theme is I need to take out my gun and transfer it somewhere other than any of the carry options that make sense while NOT driving. But I've looked at putting a holster on the seat belt (the part that crosses the waist, pointing outward, not the angled part across the chest). And I've looked at fixing some kind of holster to the console/dashboard. And I've looked at a holster on the front of the seat between my legs. They all are decent options if you can make them fixed enough to easily holster and easily draw the weapon. But they all require I administratively handle my gun when I enter/exit my vehicle. That means possibly exposing the weapon to passersby - which defeats the concept of concealed carry. Posted by: GWB Shoulder holster with a jacket or an ankle holster. Both have drawbacks. But appendix or strong side don't work when driving. The appendix carry wedges making draw difficult, the strong side buries the firearm into the back and don't even think about SOB aka small of back holsters in such situations. Crash risk Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:26 PM (E4rtv) 156
120 ... "JTB, I had to excuse myself from the hobby thread before I had a chance to ask you. Did you do your own 4x5 processing and printing?"
Oddbob, I did my own. I didn't have a darkroom so I used a JOBO setup and a changing bag to process the film and just worked in the dark when printing. Used it for everything from 35mm photo and slides to medium and large format film. I should see if the JOBO and printer still work. It was a long time ago. The JOBO was handy since color film needed specific temperatures and it had a heater element. B and W film was more forgiving. Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 08:27 PM (yTvNw) 157
Ok. Think about it.
If you are aware of your surroundings in your car, you will have plenty of time to either get out of trouble by driving over or through to opposing party, or retrieve your cocked and locked 1911 out of the console. There is no way a waistband holstered weapon will be comfortable and accessible while seated in a car! Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 08:27 PM (yEz+x) 158
Yes Sir, S&W will be a mere 8 miles from the new Casa Rex (new name pending a vote)....
Posted by: The Grateful - R -------- The Hills are Alive, with the sound of Gunfire. Sound of Music beginning redone with Julie Andrews and Machine Guns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmFgAMTEg0E Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv) 159
There is no way a waistband holstered weapon will be comfortable and accessible while seated in a car!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 08:27 PM Don't forget me! Posted by: Ankle Holster at August 16, 2026 08:28 PM (0sNs1) 160
And, for ammo, I will make the pitch, again, for AmmoSquared.
It is a good way, IMO, to dollar-cost-average your ammo over a long term. It's shipped when you want. It's not probably for precision ammo, but it's good for range ammo and might work for some slightly less easy-to-find ammo. Though they don't have every kind of ammo all the time. You allocate your funds across the different kinds of ammo you want to buy. And, when you're in a tight spot (like I have been) you can suspend your orders until you can get back into it. Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 08:30 PM (kU0PQ) 161
Have a good night everyone!!
Practice the FUNdamentals and beware of wayward nukes! Thanks Weasel!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 08:31 PM (g5tO/) Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 08:32 PM (Gy7+y) 163
Hm, would remotely fired barrels, boresight aimed, be legal to install on your car or truck? Sort of like twin .50s on WWII aircraft, you know. Would solve those pesky "administrative" issues during ingress and egress.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 08:32 PM (H50PN) 164
143 PI, where is he located?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 08:22 PM In my town. I will try to contact you directly via email. It failed on my end when I tried to go through your nic. Will try again tomorrow. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 08:32 PM (HlyYF) 165
"139 Here's my main problem with concealed carry and driving...
I have a few solutions I've given a look at for carrying while driving. And the common theme is I need to take out my gun and transfer it somewhere other than any of the carry options that make sense while NOT driving. .... .....But they all require I administratively handle my gun when I enter/exit my vehicle. That means possibly exposing the weapon to passersby - which defeats the concept of concealed carry. Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 08:20 PM (kU0PQ) " Nah man, don't overcomplicate this. Get in car, belt in. Unbelt, get out. No carry option worth a damn isn't accessible seated in a car. I have carried for decades, including years for work both in uniform and plainclothes, and have literally never transferred a pistol to another holster in a car. I have never *seen* anyone do such for work or ccw, except for goofy ads for car holsters (most of which will not secure a pistol adequately in an accident). Never seen instructors say to do it, either. I have drawn pistols in anger in vehicles on several occasions, including at work, both from duty holsters and IWB/OWB concealed. Posted by: heya at August 16, 2026 08:34 PM (23NNO) 166
Depending your build and whether you are right handed, a belt cross draw can work as there is usually a gap between the car door and the car seat and you can wear a loose shirt like a hawaiian shirt for cover. Another unorthodox carry method is pants that have an internal holster accessed through a velcro slit in them or cargo pockets. All of which require cross draw technique as does shoulder holster carry.
You can draw from the weak side with a shoulder holster though--use a calvary draw technique. Has to be practiced as all holster carry does. A Sneaky Pete holster can work too for this carry without the need to conceal--these are designed to look like cell phone, beeper, or even 1st aid kit holders and a small concealed weapon can be carried in it. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:34 PM (E4rtv) 167
Not one mention that a week ago a federal judge ruled that the National Firearms Act of 1934 has been declared unconstitutional for short-barrelled rifles, short-barrelled shotguns, and suppressors ?!?!?
And that the federal government has decided not to appeal that decision ?!?!? Posted by: JohnF at August 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BcFkN) 168
Hm, would remotely fired barrels, boresight aimed, be legal to install on your car or truck? Sort of like twin .50s on WWII aircraft, you know. Would solve those pesky "administrative" issues during ingress and egress.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 08:32 PM (H50PN) ==== I think I saw something like that installed in an Aston Martin. It was in a movie titled "Gold" something. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 08:35 PM (rj6Yv) 169
And, when you're in a tight spot (like I have been) you can suspend your orders until you can get back into it.
Posted by: GWB ======= Smart idea for that company. And thanks for sharing. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:36 PM (E4rtv) 170
I’m in a wait and see mode on the suppressor decision. Right now it applies to a very specific set of sellers and buyers, and even if you are a member of the class (e.g., GOA or NRA members), you still have to look to your state law.
I’m in the fortunate position of having gone through the old process, so there’s no need for me to rush out and buy. But this is still huge, especially since the DOJ didn’t appeal. Only a USDC decision, but according to the left, one USDC injunction applies to the whole country. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 08:38 PM (LMRVO) 171
"157 Ok. Think about it.
If you are aware of your surroundings in your car, you will have plenty of time to either get out of trouble by driving over or through to opposing party, or retrieve your cocked and locked 1911 out of the console. There is no way a waistband holstered weapon will be comfortable and accessible while seated in a car! Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 08:27 PM (yEz+x)" People with professional training who carry for a job will start grumbling a out 1986 over this. You carry the pistol on you in a car, this is a lesson earned in blood. It's not supposed to be comfortable, the goal isn't to be comfy, it's to shoot a mf'er. It IS accessible if your holster isn't nonsensical. Posted by: heya at August 16, 2026 08:39 PM (23NNO) 172
For practice ammo, I've had good results with the Winchester 9mm NATO 124 g loads. Closer to the +P ammo I use.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 08:41 PM (rj6Yv) 173
Has anyone used a S&W 380 EZ? I had hand surgery 2 years ago and I just don’t have the strength anymore for my Glock 23. It’s hell to get old.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 08:42 PM (SjAWL) 174
John F.
Obliquely referred to upthread. But in practical terms, it is a gray area. The named plaintiffs which are several different gun organizations and their members are the only ones that this technically applies to. So before you risk being a test case, at the very least, join one of this fine 2A advocacy groups. GOA and SAF were the lead and there might be others named. What is probably going to happen is a group of blue states and localities are going to try to get involved and appeal, their problem is that the appeal will go to the 5th Circuit. Dunno how that will go down because they have standing issues whereas the fed government doesn't. It might or might not end up at Scotus. Dunno. I would do the paper version anyway to cover yourself legally, especially if not in the 5th Circuit or a member of those named organizations. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:43 PM (E4rtv) 175
Has anyone used a S&W 380 EZ? I had hand surgery 2 years ago and I just don’t have the strength anymore for my Glock 23. It’s hell to get old.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 08:42 PM (SjAWL) ----- Do you have a range nearby where you could rent one? Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 08:43 PM (3+CbN) 176
Don't forget me!
Posted by: Ankle Holster Piece of advice on those, use a revolver there as you can attract amazing bits of crap that would hinder a semi auto action. Same for pocket carry, a revolver, you can shoot through a pocket in a coat, it will jam a semi auto most likely. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv) 177
Weird, double post. Guess I went off half cocked. Never had that before.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv) 178
163 Hm, would remotely fired barrels, boresight aimed, be legal to install on your car or truck? Sort of like twin .50s on WWII aircraft, you know. Would solve those pesky "administrative" issues during ingress and egress.
Posted by: Common Tater ===== Easier to install a flamethrower system. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:47 PM (E4rtv) 179
Weird, double post. Guess I went off half cocked. Never had that before.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv) Must have been the boxer shorts. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 08:48 PM (LMRVO) 180
Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 08:38 PM
Sadly, unless we get a SCOTUS ruling that says suppressors are protected, I'm still screwed here in MA. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 08:48 PM (5LIEJ) 181
People this is not rocket science. Right or left handed draw at 9 or 3ish, and appedix carry, all work with seatbelts on. Concealed or duty holsters as is applicable. Small of back also if you insist on being a weirdo.
Yes it does not feel great. It is not supposed to feel great, it is supposed to facilitate killing people before they kill you, if you can't just run them over. I have trained for years to draw and shoot in vehicles both in uniform and plainclothes, and rolled at work for years, armed in vehicles, and I have NEVER, ever, seen anyone offering training to use an off body holster or stuff it in a console, and have NEVER personally seen anyone doing so or talking about doing so. Do not do this, it is nuts. I have console vaults for carrying *extra* weapons, or securing them in probibited areas. Posted by: heya at August 16, 2026 08:50 PM (23NNO) 182
That's why embracing the power of "And" is so nice! Flamethrower for close in work, twin .30 cal for more distant social work.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 08:51 PM (H50PN) 183
I keep snacks in the console vault.
Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 08:52 PM (3+CbN) 184
175 Has anyone used a S&W 380 EZ? I had hand surgery 2 years ago and I just don’t have the strength anymore for my Glock 23. It’s hell to get old.
Posted by: TxAnn ======== S&W has the grip safety on several of their handguns like the Double Stack Equalizer in 9mm, various Shields in 380 or 9mm, all of which have lower weight recoil springs to rack. Reason is that they are hammer fired guns (internal but hammers-not strikers). I've racked the Equalizer at gun store recently recently because I too have arthritis issues, the recoil spring is not too bad to rack the slide. There are the push pull techniques though that you can use with your current Glock and moving up to a full sized frame might also be an option. And I would keep a round in the chamber, Glocks are drop safe and you might not have time to rack the slide in an emergency. In a reload, you drop the slide release instead of racking it and keep firing. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:52 PM (E4rtv) 185
Time for me to punch out. Thanks for another great Gun Thread, Weasel. See y'all in the Morning Report.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 08:55 PM (5LIEJ) 186
183 I keep snacks in the console vault. Posted by: Weasel ======== Depending on what snacks you keep there, those can also be a deadly threat to you and your assailant. Problem is if you throw it at your assailant, it takes a really long time for them to eat enough to get diabetes and heart problems. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:56 PM (E4rtv) 187
I know that when I happen upon a nuclear accident, I always quickly deploy foam to keep the radiation within holocaust limits.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 08:56 PM (hrOJm) 188
175 Do you have a range nearby where you could rent one?
Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 08:43 PM (3+CbN) I can check with the gun club near me. My next door neighbor is a gunsmith on the side and he suggested I try it. Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 08:57 PM (SjAWL) Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 08:57 PM (E4rtv) 190
Sadly, unless we get a SCOTUS ruling that says suppressors are protected, I'm still screwed here in MA.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 08:48 PM (5LIEJ) Only one of many reasons you are screwed in MA. The answer lies only a few miles north! Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 08:57 PM (LMRVO) 191
"183 I keep snacks in the console vault.
Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 08:52 PM (3+CbN)" Sure, but its 100+ outaide the car here, ain't no snack going to last a day in the console. Problem with small pistols for those with the hand problems is that when it is age or injury, it's normally all downhill even if you teach them the peoper method. Seems a majority of little old ladies can't do it even if they have a hulk grip strength because they don't understand the technique to do it for some reason. That basically leaves small wheel guns only for carry, and in 38 or 32 so they can use them effectively. And basically forget about reloading, which is where pistols vastly outclass revolvers. You get 5 or 6 shots and done, but fortunately most real world defensive uses in sane places require 0 shots. Posted by: heya at August 16, 2026 08:58 PM (23NNO) 192
I shot a G42 in 380 a couple,of weeks ago and found it very easy to shoot with little recoil. I normally shoot a G48. Don't know if that helps or not.
I'm out. Have a good week everybody. Thanks Weasel Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2026 08:59 PM (kJmSS) 193
I guess Broderick Crawford had his undies in a bunch or something in that episode. Aside from being really cranky, he also ran like ... well, a dainty, as he ran away from the farm house. Dainty, as in should have been wearing heels and something swishy. Piper could be more specific, I'm sure.
Also, evidently, that house was built before fireplace flue dampers became a thing. But, hey, if Santa can get in, so should some Highway Patrol tear gas, right? BTW, Weasel, I really enjoy my weekly episode of HP. Glad you made it a thing. Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 09:00 PM (kU0PQ) 194
Well, Mr. Weasel, another great thread. The ATF decision will certainly give us things to talk about as it progresses.
Hmm, maybe I really do need a 9 mm suppressor for my carbine! Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 09:02 PM (LMRVO) 195
his grandfather, would take the opposite side of any rational argument just to be a contrarian.
Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2026 07:57 PM I do not !!!! Posted by: Grandfather at August 16, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1) I feel this. Totally. Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 09:02 PM (kU0PQ) 196
TxAnn, this is what Brave AI says and it pretty much tracks with my experiences,
====== The Smith & Wesson M&P 380 Shield EZ requires less than half the force needed to rack the slide on a standard 9mm pistol, with the EZ380 and EZ9 models cited as having comparable, very low racking effort. Standard recoil springs on full size semi autos run about 15 lbs or so. Smaller compact sizes often have doubled recoil springs and that can push the effort needed to nearly twenty lbs or so. You are also cocking (most striker fired) or pre cocking (Glock) the striker with the racking making it a bit harder than just recoil. A hammer fired, on the other hand, requires less effort with the hammer back and that is what the EZ models do essentially, the grip safety releases the hammer so the racking strength needed is much less. You can do something similar, don't recommend it as a regular practice, but cock a 1911 pistol's hammer and rack the slide for practice, you will notice much less effort to do so. On hammered fired DA/SA, some you can do that with, some you can't depending on the model. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:02 PM (E4rtv) 197
They make thingamajigs to help people rack pistols against counters or desks for administrative loading but I can't say they seem all that safe for this sort of user, and in practice I always see people give up and just not carry.
And yes, carry one in the pipe with few exceptions. Posted by: heya at August 16, 2026 09:02 PM (23NNO) 198
Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 08:57 PM (SjAWL)
------ Good luck and please let us know if you get to try one. There is no substitute for personal experience on the range! Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 09:04 PM (+OnsA) 199
194 Well, Mr. Weasel, another great thread. The ATF decision will certainly give us things to talk about as it progresses.
Hmm, maybe I really do need a 9 mm suppressor for my carbine! Posted by: RI Red ======= I see a massive spike on GOA and 2nd Amendment Foundation membership soon. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 09:06 PM (+OnsA) 201
I see a massive spike on GOA and 2nd Amendment Foundation membership soon.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv) I’m gonna make the rounds at all my LGSs and see how they are interpreting it. They’d best not have a 9 mm can at a reasonable price! Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 09:08 PM (30Gj0) 202
I see a massive spike on GOA and 2nd Amendment Foundation membership soon.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv) === And purchases of 12g hammer-fired coach guns. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 09:09 PM (rj6Yv) 203
Hey All!
And thanks Weasel. I have always considered Apex Carry as the best possible carry position for many reasons. Concealability and certainly accessibility. But my current problem is that my Apex is far too big to allow this. Posted by: Gunslinger at August 16, 2026 09:10 PM (N91F8) 204
I've had multiple hand surgeries, elbow surgerys, back surgery (most recent) due to nerve impingements caused by bone spurring in nerve channels.
Lost a lot of grip strength which is slowly coming back with rehab. But, small semi autos, typically striker fired, will have stiffer recoil springs or often double/2 stage recoil springs because that recoil spring is necessary to slow down the slide speed so upon return that it can eject the fired case, pick up a new round, and then put it into the chamber for the next trigger pull. All semi autos have slide/recoil spring, and ejection/extraction that are designed to work within fairly narrow parameters. So the ammo cannot cause the slide/barrel/recoil spring extraction and ejection to operate too fast or too slow. Change one of the variables in the equation, and you can get function problems. To get over that problem, they design in overkill to make it operate with a variety of ammo and even tolerance for limp wristing in some cases. That includes stiffer recoil springs in many cases. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:11 PM (E4rtv) 205
Range time. Took a couple of friends to the local shooting spot and let them shoot my suppressed Ruger .22 pistol. One friend took the opportunity to check zero on his 9mm and his .380 ACP.
I took the opportunity to pull out my EDC Sig P365, which I have been carrying daily for (mumble, mumble) months and emptied it with zero malfunctions, which is as it should be. A good time was had by all. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 16, 2026 09:12 PM (aQEfL) 206
Broken. Arrow. Kerblam. Remove space after Mars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1958_Mars _Bluff_B-47_nuclear_weapon_loss_incident Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 16, 2026 09:12 PM (VWtfl) 207
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:02 PM (E4rtv)
Thanks so much for the info. I got my CHL renewal a month ago and realized that I hadn’t fired any of the inventory in a long time, as in a few years. I had surgery on my left hand, I’m right handed and it was almost impossible to rack the G23. I have a Bersa Thunder that belonged to my brother so that might be easier to use. Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 09:13 PM (SjAWL) 208
Appendix hurts. Rear quarter I have never tried. Don't want to carry a bag. I like shoulder holsters above all BUT my AO doesn't really allow a jacket of any type except a couple months a year due to extreme heat. Favorite is using a left handed IWB holster (I am righthanded) in the small of the back. Just wear long untucked shirts. The most comfortable for everything up to full size 1911s.
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 16, 2026 09:14 PM (3/XaG) 209
OK, 9:14 thank you time!
Thank you! Amazing light show going on now after a line of storms moved through a little while ago. Anyhoo, thanks for being here and hope to see you next Sunday! Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 09:14 PM (+OnsA) 210
And purchases of 12g hammer-fired coach guns.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 09:09 PM (rj6Yv) I mean, that's just a good time right there Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 09:14 PM (xcxpd) 211
People that compete regularly have learned some tricks that reduce reliability if you operate the firearm on ammo outside the original design parameter but can give superior accuracy and speed in firing sequences.
That is where tuning a semi auto to use a specific ammo can allow a gunsmith or in many cases, an experienced amateur competitor to keep the reliability, increase the accuracy, and speed, and be able to compete in a match. That option is available to everyone but the key is you have to feed it specific ammunition that you have designed all your springs, trigger pull, barrel tolerances, lubrication, etc. toward. If you compete, you will learn how to do this or have someone else do it for you. If an amateur, ask for a gunsmith's help because race guns require you set one of your variables as a constant--usually the ammo you feed it. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:15 PM (E4rtv) 212
Y'all getting ready for TX?
Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 09:18 PM (+OnsA) 213
There is no way a waistband holstered weapon will be comfortable and accessible while seated in a car!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 08:27 PM (yEz+x) Well its not super comfy but I carry on the hip when driving. Of course...I also have a console gun and....others. If I'm driving multiple days, I'll use a shoulder shoulder but otherwise, I just deal with the discomfort, gives me an excuse to get out of the car ever couple of hours. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 16, 2026 09:19 PM (xcxpd) 214
Regarding the M14s coming up for sale - I'm considering a road trip to the CMP store in Talladega after they are stocked.
Dear Wife asked me - "Do you really need another rifle?" "Wot?" https://share.google/XWb8Q7FxSmw5U09lW Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 09:20 PM (hrOJm) 215
Thanks so much for the info. I got my CHL renewal a month ago and realized that I hadn’t fired any of the inventory in a long time, as in a few years. I had surgery on my left hand, I’m right handed and it was almost impossible to rack the G23. I have a Bersa Thunder that belonged to my brother so that might be easier to use.
Posted by: TxAnn ======== I have a compact Thunder that I inherited. They are hammer fired and a bit easier to rack than a striker fired to me. The larger Thunder Nine probably has less effort needed to rack the slide than the one I have. Very thick grips though on it. As heya was saying above, there are devices that look like wings at the back of some semi autos, Glocks are one of them, that you can get a better grip to sling shot the slide into being racked. Makes it harder to carry though. The easiest, at the range, is to be sideways to downrange (the safe direction). you push your strong hand forward gripping the pistol in a firing grip while you push your weak hand backward at the same time to rack the slide. Allows you to at least double the amount of handstrength on the problem by sharing the effort between both hands and arms. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv) 216
Amazing how the same cities and states that are so hot to ban citizens from owning firearms are the same ones that are now electing DAs and AGs that are hot for defunding police forces.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 08:19 PM (rj6Yv) And those are the same DAs and AGs who will REQUIRE a violent, adversarial police force to carry out half their wishes. Posted by: Cow Demon at August 16, 2026 09:23 PM (4g5V+) 217
They make thingamajigs to help people rack pistols against counters or desks for administrative loading...
A while back I posted a link for a gadget called (IIRC) EZ Racker but I can't find the link and bing isn't helping much. Anyway, it was just a 3d printed block of plastic with slots to fit over specific models of slides and give a lot of surface area to grip. If they're out of business, it should be simple for anyone with a modicum of CAD knowledge and a printer to make one. The hitch of course is that you need the specific gun to take measurements from. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 09:23 PM (vTZFs) 218
I think (don’t be afraid) my best defense is situational awareness. I’d much rather hit another car, or a person impeding my escape, than draw a weapon.
If I’m trapped, I’m going down fighting. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:24 PM (/3Exi) 219
214 Regarding the M14s coming up for sale - I'm considering a road trip to the CMP store in Talladega after they are stocked.
Dear Wife asked me - "Do you really need another rifle?" "Wot?" https://share.google/XWb8Q7FxSmw5U09lW Posted by: Tonypete ======= Heh. Nice place around Talladega Race Track. Superb shooting range there. Only visited it once back and forth on I-20 due to other places I needed to be. Candy store for gun lovers at times. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:24 PM (E4rtv) 220
“208 Appendix hurts. Rear quarter I have never tried. Don't want to carry a bag. I like shoulder holsters above all BUT my AO doesn't really allow a jacket of any type except a couple months a year due to extreme heat. Favorite is using a left handed IWB holster (I am righthanded) in the small of the back. Just wear long untucked shirts. The most comfortable for everything up to full size 1911s.“
Same. Can’t drive this way. My choice is the 5’o-clock position, if that makes sense. I haven’t found a kydex holster that doesn’t pinch my love handles. Or more honestly, my love “railings”. I have a Sticky holster clone, made by Clinger holsters. I like it a lot. Simple, thin, and it just works. In the right position, it’s as good as any other I have tried. Posted by: Gunslinger at August 16, 2026 09:24 PM (N91F8) Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 09:25 PM (vTZFs) 222
Did you mean Handi Racker?
USCCA has it and a competitor, Brass Stacker in this article. https://tinyurl.com/USCCA-Racking-the-Slide Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:26 PM (E4rtv) 223
Y'all getting ready for TX?
Not in the cards for this year unless something unexpected happens soon. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 09:27 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:27 PM (/3Exi) Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 09:28 PM (XuXeR) 226
218 I think (don’t be afraid) my best defense is situational awareness. I’d much rather hit another car, or a person impeding my escape, than draw a weapon.
If I’m trapped, I’m going down fighting. Posted by: nurse ratched ======= You have done all right in some tight situations IIRC. I hope Seattle though is not going to deteriorate further with that evil Commie dunce as a mayor. Y'all are underpoliced now as it is. Sister used to live in the metro area for about twenty years and bailed 8 years ago. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:28 PM (E4rtv) 227
225 Regarding the M14s coming up for sale"
Will these ever be fired, or just put away? Ah well. Posted by: man Both, too many for massive price appreciation to begin with plus Springfield Armory has its M1A clone around for a long time. So some will shoot them, others will hoard them. But I don't think they are going to allow speculators to drain them dry with multiple purchases at first. The 97's will probably be auctioned as I understand there are far fewer of those. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:30 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:31 PM (/3Exi) 229
Regarding the M14s coming up for sale"
Will these ever be fired, or just put away? Ah well. Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 09:28 PM (XuXeR) 7.62 ammo runs two or three times the price of 5.56, so I say most will be fired, but not a lot. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 16, 2026 09:31 PM (aQEfL) 230
Both, too many for massive price appreciation to begin with plus Springfield Armory has its M1A clone around for a long time.
I wonder if the availability of "real" (if crippled) M14s will force M1A prices down. They're nice rifles but way overpriced IMO. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 09:32 PM (vTZFs) 231
Thanks so much for the info. I got my CHL renewal a month ago and realized that I hadn’t fired any of the inventory in a long time, as in a few years. I had surgery on my left hand, I’m right handed and it was almost impossible to rack the G23. I have a Bersa Thunder that belonged to my brother so that might be easier to use.
Posted by: TxAnn And, if you can, get your doc to give you a physical therapy order for an occupational therapist that specializes in hand rehab. They can help a lot. Starting mine in two weeks and have previously had that about ten years ago due to carpal tunnel issues. Staved off surgery for about six years after. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:33 PM (E4rtv) 232
many for massive price appreciation to begin with"
Well, that and a decreasing audience... I mean, I'm old and I don't remember much about the M14... Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 09:33 PM (XuXeR) 233
I wonder if the availability of "real" (if crippled) M14s will force M1A prices down. They're nice rifles but way overpriced IMO.
Posted by: Oddbob Possibly, I think perhaps the M1A's are using cast receivers now but I really have not looked at one in years close up. Springfield Armory (the pvt company version) briefly used some cast Garand receivers to make some Garands in the 90's I think. Too expensive to make forged receivers anymore for large rifles and cast has improved regarding strength of the steel alloys that can be cast. That is what made Bill Ruger's company be able to grow so fast. Not relying on forged receivers and frames. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:36 PM (E4rtv) 234
I mean, I'm old and I don't remember much about the M14...
Posted by: man ======= Basically a redesigned Garand with a box magazine in 308. Can be very accurate if you are careful with stock fitting, otherwise, like most semi autos--2-3 MOA, a bolt action is more accurate nowadays straight from the store. You can easily buy a store bolt action now that routinely hits 1 MOA or better. The M-14 needs some tricks to do that regularly. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:41 PM (E4rtv) 235
231 And, if you can, get your doc to give you a physical therapy order for an occupational therapist that specializes in hand rehab.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:33 PM (E4rtv) I had a few months of PT afterwards and the pain from the arthritis was gone. The arthritis was essentially surgically removed; however, I had forgotten how much strength it took to rack that Glock until I actually tried last week. I used it for my original CHL test but that was 18 years ago. Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 09:41 PM (SjAWL) 236
2 AZ sheriffs bought silencers this weekwnd, They are both 'gun owners of america' members.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2026 09:41 PM (NnhvP) 237
228 whig,
Mayor Katie is getting recall notices. I’m stocking up on popcorn. Posted by: nurse ratched ------ Sorry you have to live with such an evil clown as mayor but at least her recall can give some comic relief. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:42 PM (E4rtv) 238
I want a Tikka or Sako rifle now.
Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2026 09:42 PM (kU0PQ) Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 09:43 PM (XuXeR) 240
And a belated Good evening to Weasel and thanks for the GT too!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2026 09:45 PM (NnhvP) 241
I had a lovely Time shooting with my oldest son yesterday. He’s a great kid.
Today was Boeing Family Day and I got to go to the plant in Everett, WA where they assemble planes and tour the factory. It’s the largest building in the world. The 777X is ridiculous. It’s huge. To see it on various stages of assembly is awesome. My kid is a part of this. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x) 242
I want a Tikka or Sako rifle now."
Buddy of mine has a Tikka (T3 IIRC) in 6.5 C. Really really superb action and good trigger. Just a real quality item. Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 09:46 PM (XuXeR) 243
I had a few months of PT afterwards and the pain from the arthritis was gone. The arthritis was essentially surgically removed; however, I had forgotten how much strength it took to rack that Glock until I actually tried last week. I used it for my original CHL test but that was 18 years ago.
Posted by: TxAnn Sometimes the strength can return if it is an issue of muscles only--there are a variety of exercise gimmicks which I used to increase my extensor strength (cost about 10 bucks from Amazon for a set) and are like rubber brass knuckles that you extend your fingers and retract over and over. Then I have a gel hand grip that compresses at a certain strength that works like a fingergrooved fat handgun grip. Each color represents a different weight. I compressed that over and released while watching tv. Gained about twenty pounds so far as measured from pre surgery. My peripheral nerves were impinged in my cervical region as they came off the spine (forminal stenosis) for the arms and hands. I had the surgery this winter when my grip and arm strength dropped by one third in a year prior--pain is okay to deal with, loss of function is not. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:47 PM (E4rtv) 244
228 whig,
Mayor Katie is getting recall notices. I’m stocking up on popcorn. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:31 PM (/3Exi) Speaking of recalls, I think petitions are being signed to recall the mayor and some of the city council in McKinney TX because they approved a giant mosque against the will of the residents. Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 09:48 PM (SjAWL) 245
239 Basically a redesigned Garand"
Which was way before my time. Posted by: man ======= Some folks have put animated cutaway examples of the Garand (and M-14 firing) with the parts moving as they should during the firing sequence. Pretty neat. I think you can find them on You Tube like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nilV86gUSFI Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:49 PM (E4rtv) 246
I think (don’t be afraid) my best defense is situational awareness. I’d much rather hit another car, or a person impeding my escape, than draw a weapon.
If I’m trapped, I’m going down fighting. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:24 PM (/3Exi) ==== My ex-BIL told me a story about 30 years ago about a nurse working at the same hospital he was, who was a victim of a particularly gruesome SA in the hospital's parking lot. After recuperation, she returned to duty, only this time, she carried a short-barreled shottie from the car to the building. He said nobody questioned her - not hospital security, not hospital admin. Every night. I had this thought of Linda Hamilton and the Terminator. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 09:50 PM (rj6Yv) 247
Speaking of recalls, I think petitions are being signed to recall the mayor and some of the city council in McKinney TX because they approved a giant mosque against the will of the residents.
Posted by: TxAnn Saw that. Developers run a lot of city halls and mayors and they end up creating dumps if the politicians sell out to them. A 5.5 acre Muzzie complex is not something most of us want dumped in our hometowns. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:50 PM (E4rtv) 248
Oh, and the hospital was in Boston, Mass.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 09:51 PM (rj6Yv) 249
I searched on "The San Cristobal Revelation" to see if this was about something other than the cigar. Not that I found. So, that was a revelation to me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - revelationary at August 16, 2026 09:52 PM (Cl/mc) 250
My Army weapon was the M16-A1. The infantry units had upgraded to the A-2. But hey, I loved my weapon. Never failed me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, rawkin' the tighty whities at August 16, 2026 09:54 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:54 PM (yEz+x) 252
238 I want a Tikka or Sako rifle now.
Posted by: GWB If you are not going to shoot a whole lot of rounds through it, there were some new design Mausers and Sauer rifles out there that use hydraulically pressed barrels into the action--superb accuracy and priced well below a Tikka or Sako. They did not sell that well here and CDNN had some on clearance for about $600 more or less. Then again, for that, you can get a Savage which with a barrel nut system you can switch barrels to whatever cartridge you like in a cartridge family with minimal effort. You can do that now with an R700 (see Remage barrels) receiver, and Ruger's American series as well with a slightly different barrel nut system. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:54 PM (E4rtv) 253
250 My Army weapon was the M16-A1. The infantry units had upgraded to the A-2. But hey, I loved my weapon. Never failed me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon I learned on an A1 (Air Force has older rifles than Army or Marines usually) and like how easy it was to zero using the cartridge tip to dial it in literally, they made the transition to the A2 just before the Gulf War. Did not care for that as zeroing is more complicated--more accurate potentially but more complicated. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:56 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 09:56 PM (Cqx++) 255
mrp
God Bless her. United HeatlthCare. Signs my paychecks. I don’t have that option. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:54 PM (yEz+x) === My mother was a RN. A country girl. Tougher than nails. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 09:57 PM (rj6Yv) 256
I don't worry about much. The 2nd is all I need. FAFO. A polite society is what we call western civilization.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 09:58 PM (tvdD1) 257
Almost too late, sorry to thank you Weasel so late in the thread. But thanks.
Made my week--has been a pretty tough one as Mom got a uti in her assisted living and fell--injuring her head. Lot of coordination of care and now she is in rehab rather than the hospital. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:58 PM (E4rtv) 258
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2 AZ sheriffs bought silencers this weekwnd I didn't hear that. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. At a press conference, they told the press--"snitches get stiches" and walked out. Just kidding. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:59 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 10:00 PM (vTZFs) 260
GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW.
Posted by: Oddbob ====== Reminds me of Garret Morris doing SNL's News for the Hard of Hearing sketch. Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 10:01 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: mindful webworker - supposebly at August 16, 2026 10:02 PM (Cl/mc) 262
Good night folks.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 10:02 PM (E4rtv) 263
257 Made my week--has been a pretty tough one as Mom got a uti in her assisted living and fell--injuring her head. Lot of coordination of care and now she is in rehab rather than the hospital.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2026 09:58 PM (E4rtv) I’m sorry to hear that. I can really empathize. My mother passed away 21 years ago tomorrow and I had to get a live in caretaker for my wheelchair bound father right afterwards. Both had been dealing with the sudden death of one of my brothers. Sometimes it all becomes too much. Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 10:07 PM (SjAWL) 264
I do not like disturbing the resting place of sailors, even if they were our enemy at the time.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 16, 2026 08:18 PM (g5tO/) That’s convention so that is understandable. Posted by: Cow Demon at August 16, 2026 10:20 PM (4g5V+) 265
United HeatlthCare. Signs my paychecks. I don’t have that option.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:54 PM (yEz+x) So I can only see you when healthy? Posted by: Cow Demon at August 16, 2026 10:22 PM (4g5V+) 266
244 228 whig,
Mayor Katie is getting recall notices. I’m stocking up on popcorn. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 09:31 PM (/3Exi) Speaking of recalls, I think petitions are being signed to recall the mayor and some of the city council in McKinney TX because they approved a giant mosque against the will of the residents. Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 09:48 PM (SjAWL) What if it was done to set at trap to kill every evil Muslim in it at the first Friday prayers? Posted by: Cow Demon at August 16, 2026 10:25 PM (4g5V+) Food Thread: Ripe Tomatoes, Dust Safety, And Chewy Meringues!![]() ![]() I am a big fan of minimalist, simple cooking. Recipes do not have to be complicated, with endless steps and dozens of utensils and dishes to be delicious. But... there are some shortcuts that decrease the overall quality of the dish. Here is a good example, and I am not picking on "The Spruce Eats," because it is one of the better and less fussy cooking sites out there. Chicken Parmesan can be a fantastic dish if the chicken is crispy and the sauce is delicious and the mozzarella is fresh and just melted without being desiccated. But that requires a lot of work and several steps. This version, Easy Chicken Parmesan, is easy! And tasty, but it is a far cry from the one that requires a lot more work. Have I made something like this? Of course I have. Sometimes cooking is simply a vehicle to get the meal on the table in the quickest way possible, and that is perfectly okay, and in fact is probably the default for most people. But if you have the time and the inclination, give some of those great recipes a try... The folks at Fallow are classically trained chefs with imaginations and senses of humor. That makes for good videos, and more important... good food! I have eaten at one of their restaurants a couple of times and was very pleased. They are not inexpensive, but I think we got good value. Anyway, they love bacon! The Best Way To Cook Bacon is a meandering trip through lots and lots of different techniques, and some surprising results. It's worth a watch. ![]() ![]() From Dust Safety Science comes a fascinating article: What is the Giacomelli's Bakery, Flour Dust Explosion in 1785? I might have to recertify for my Dust Safety Certificate soon! The great garlic experiment of 2025-2026 was a resounding...meh. Send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com. About the Bourbon Bubble...I think it has burst, but the category is also suffering from the inflation that affected everything else (Thanks Biden!). I think the sweet spot is still $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle. The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Food fight
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0) 2
Wait. What?
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0) 3
what?!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2026 04:02 PM (XJ22o) 4
Didn't plant tomatoes this year, but did get bacon for BLT' tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0) 5
Our tomatoes are just getting ripe and a varmint is taking bites out of the good ones...Husband thinks it's rats so out go the traps tonight.....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 04:03 PM (FtULh) 6
Today’s Brunch was thick sliced applewood smoked bacon, sliced cherry tomatoes in a nice corn and wheat wrap. Leftovers can be fun.
Posted by: epador at August 16, 2026 04:04 PM (FOFsU) 7
Someone called Nood downstairs and I was sitting there at #1. Anyhoo, I'm also frugal and I use egg whites to make meringues. I add chopped toasted pecans to them. I used to make angel food cake, but I really don't like that stuff unless I smother it in pricey toppings of some sort. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2026 04:04 PM (XJ22o) 8
>>lovely ripe tomatoes are merely a vehicle fro fresh mozzarella, good olive oil, a dash of Balsamic vinegar, and a few snips of fresh basil!
There are two best ways to eat tomatoes. That is one. The other is the T in a BLT 3-way on sourdough with extra mayo. And extra bacon, of course. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 04:05 PM (viF8m) 9
Our local supermarket was selling heirloom tomatoes. Beautiful in presentation, a fat zero in taste.
Sigh. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 16, 2026 04:05 PM (iIyc0) 10
Chicken Parmesan we make sans breading, or if breaded, marinated in buttermilk, breaded, and then air-fried without oil. Comes out great.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 04:05 PM (JvZF+) 11
You could have made pavlova if you wanted a reason for big ‘ol meringues!
Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZdaMQ) 12
I smoked a brisket yesterday (well, we ate it yesterday) and tried something which is now all the rage in the brisket world: tallow. I rendered it from the fat I trimmed off the brisket, which was an absolutely beautiful Prime brisket from Costco. I was skeptical about the tallow, but wanted to see for myself, so I took it to the stall at about 175F, and then poured the tallow over the top of the meat before wrapping.
The short answer is that it was probably the best brisket I've ever made. It makes me crazy when I think about all the fat trimmings I've just pitched over the years. Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t) 13
Put strawberries and whipped cream on your meringues..
Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 04:06 PM (FtULh) 14
The RMBS Mom's garden is full of beautiful tomatoes. Tomato sandwiches and a lot of Greek salad are happening (proper Greek salad with no lettuce mucking it up).
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 04:06 PM (5LIEJ) 15
Meringues, vanilla ice cream, strawberries and freshly whipped cream on top. If you are so inclined some dark chocolate sauce or liquor included.
Posted by: epador at August 16, 2026 04:06 PM (FOFsU) 16
There are only two ways I eat tomatoes, raw, sliced and in a sauce meant for a pasta dish. Pizza gets a pass, but it's usually lousy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 04:07 PM (tvdD1) 17
Meringues? Make a pavlova!
Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 16, 2026 04:07 PM (Ws2ua) 18
Eating loads of fresh Sonoma tomatoes always method #1 but lots of fresh pepper added. We had BLTs last Thursday.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 04:08 PM (JvZF+) 19
As soon as i get off my butt and go out back, i will harvest my first tomato.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2026 04:08 PM (2WIwB) 20
Meringues? Make a pavlova!
Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 16, 2026 04:07 PM (Ws2ua) ====== Да, конечно! Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 04:09 PM (JvZF+) 21
Store bought 'maters are often disappointing. I do get some cherry tomatoes that are very tasty, but many of the larger varieties are very bland.
Sometimes I'll get a good one, and will slice it, and sprinkle it with salt and pepper. Dad and Grandpa taught me that. Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at August 16, 2026 04:09 PM (0aYVJ) 22
>lovely ripe tomatoes are merely a vehicle fro fresh mozzarella, good olive oil, a dash of Balsamic vinegar, and a few snips of fresh basil!
I'm not a fan of big chunks of mozzarella, but everything else you mention is just delicious. I've now received 4 bottles of high quality vinegar (sherry, champagne, cabernet, and white wine). The difference between them and the lower grade stuff I used to use is just amazing. The brands are O, and Napa Valley Naturals. Get you some. Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 04:10 PM (Riz8t) 23
4 Didn't plant tomatoes this year, but did get bacon for BLT' tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0) --- And if you want to make it gay, add guacamole. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 04:11 PM (cWLG3) 24
I'm not a fan of big chunks of mozzarella, but everything else you mention is just delicious. I've now received 4 bottles of high quality vinegar (sherry, champagne, cabernet, and white wine). The difference between them and the lower grade stuff I used to use is just amazing. The brands are O, and Napa Valley Naturals. Get you some.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 04:10 PM (Riz8t) Use Burrata instead of hard mozzarella.. Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 04:11 PM (FtULh) 25
Chicken cracklin is reason enough to buy a $4.99 rotisserie chicken. Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2026 04:12 PM (Y8DZL) 26
It’s just the kid and me, J is gone for the week. We are going to do veggie sandwiches with fresh mozzarella and a little balsamic. It will get most of the veggies used before the new batch arrives mañana. It’s really been a boring food day here. We had plain Greek yogurt, blueberries and raw honey for breakfast. Then the kid got a unicorn Frappuccino abomination on the way to church. It looked like it would glow in the dark. For lunch we ate some veggies raw while we stared in the fridge concocting dinner ideas.
Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ZdaMQ) 27
impressed with your ice cream!
Posted by: cherries in season at August 16, 2026 04:13 PM (AJajd) 28
When great tomatoes come along, my two go to recipes are Marcella Hazan's Garlic-Scented Tomato Salad, and Fuchsia Dunlop's Fried Eggs with Tomatoes. Of course there is also Caprese salad.
Great tomatoes are on the short list of things I miss about California. Posted by: Splunge at August 16, 2026 04:14 PM (JpUeg) 29
Our tomatoes started coming in about a week ago. I like them with mozz too, but the best thing is a thick slice between two slices of bread with a swipe of mayo. I never do that with store tomatoes but it is a little slice of summer heaven.
Also, best tip I ever got was to pick your tomatoes at first blush. They are basically done with growing/sweetening and picking them at that time does no harm in regards to flavor. Ripen them on the counter. Saves em from being eaten by bugs, animals and whatever other creatures you may have lurking around your yard (like the Amazon driver who helped himself to a few cherry tomatoes right off the plant). Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:14 PM (yjPLJ) 30
Then the kid got a unicorn Frappuccino abomination on the way to church. It looked like it would glow in the dark.
The coffee in such a thing is a trace constituent. Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t) 31
I am a big fan of sherry vinegar. I read that it's the secret ingredient in gazpacho, tried it, and was convinced. I use it a lot in dressing because it's a softer note than red wine vinegar. Champagne vinegar is good, too, but sherry seems to come in handy more often.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 16, 2026 04:14 PM (H8nu1) 32
Our local supermarket was selling heirloom tomatoes. Beautiful in presentation, a fat zero in taste.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 16, 2026 04:05 PM (iIyc0) Mine too! They are absolutely.gorgeous...an amazing testament to commercial agriculture. And they suck! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 04:15 PM (l4RKn) 33
27 impressed with your ice cream!
Posted by: cherries in season at August 16, 2026 04:13 PM (AJajd) --- Speaking of things in season... are Vidalia onions in season? I noticed my local Walmart had Vidalias the past 2 weeks. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 04:15 PM (cWLG3) 34
"and I guess there are some fruits that ripen in a three week window,"
Strawberries are one crop that have a very short window to pick them. As were the cherry trees we had in our yard when I was a kid. There was a couple of week window to get them picked before they rotted and fell on the ground. We had the entire extended family over to pick cherries when they got ripe. My great grandmother would climb the trees and pick basket fulls of them to hand down to the kids. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2026 04:16 PM (cpFbA) 35
Also it sounds like your meringues would make perfect personal Pavlovas. Make some sweetened whipped cream and macerate some berries in sugar and a bit of brandy and you're set.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:16 PM (yjPLJ) 36
@30 At Starbucks the other day I was shocked to learn I needed to ask for a "coffee frappacino" if I wanted it to contain coffee.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 04:16 PM (cWLG3) 37
Had a nice crop of tomatoes this year. We eat some fresh with sliced onions for breakfast. Most I use to make tomato sauce. Easy recipe: slice them in half, put them face down in a large pan. Blanch till soft (ten minutes). Toss into blender for 1 minute. Pour into a pan with a clove of oregano (battuto), half a sweet onion and a stick of butter, salt and pepper. Simmer on low to thickness.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 16, 2026 04:17 PM (R86kT) 38
I see I am not the only one with Pavlova on the brain.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:18 PM (yjPLJ) 39
Supper tonight is meatloaf, mashed taters and green beans.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:18 PM (yjPLJ) 40
36 @30 At Starbucks the other day I was shocked to learn I needed to ask for a "coffee frappacino" if I wanted it to contain coffee.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 04 Maybe the mocha one does. The unicorn one definitely does not. Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 04:19 PM (ZdaMQ) 41
Texas' late, great Guy Clark wrote a melodic tribute to Homegrown Tomatoes.
https://tinyurl.com/4hkdkf79 Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 16, 2026 04:19 PM (H8nu1) Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2026 04:19 PM (Y8DZL) 43
Tomatoes are fruits.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 16, 2026 04:19 PM (UdoE/) 44
Pour into a pan with a clove of oregano (battuto), half a sweet onion and a stick of butter, salt and pepper.
------------ A clove of garlic? Or oregano? Or both? Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:20 PM (yjPLJ) 45
CBD, what is your cream ratio to the mix? There is a practical limit to how much pure whipping cream can be used , if I recall. Half and Half alone makes a pretty decent Ice Cream, though it is not as rich as the maximum.
I spent a small fortune on a White Mountain electric, it was a nice unit, but they outsourced the motor to you-know-where, and it died after one or two batches. Fuckers. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 04:20 PM (H50PN) 46
"... lovely ripe tomatoes are merely a vehicle for fresh mozzarella, good olive oil, a dash of Balsamic vinegar, and a few snips of fresh basil!"
Well, that's good, but replace the basil with some sliced cucumbers and it's even better. Posted by: Ralph at August 16, 2026 04:21 PM (8WZD4) 47
Just off Carnival's cruise ship...ate so well all week, even with my allergies.
Exhausted, so tonight is bagged meatballs with fresh tomatoes in a jarred sauce (killing all the cherry tomatoes that are ripe and overripe from our bush), air fried green beans, and raspberries and green grapes - aka, all th cheap veg from the store trip that was half of my restocking. The other half is delivered to my door tomorrow. No dessert, b/c somehow, amazingly, I've finally found a business that can cook for my allergies as well as I can...Chocolate melting cake is dangerous when there's no actual cake, but there is peanut butter on the side...pure dark chocolate ganache and peanut butter out of a fridge is sinful...and perfect vacation dining. Posted by: Nova Local at August 16, 2026 04:22 PM (tOcjL) 48
Well, that's good, but replace the basil with some sliced cucumbers and it's even better.
Posted by: Ralph at August 16, 2026 04:21 PM (8WZD4) We'll do sliced tomatoes and Armenian cucumbers with Italian dressing... Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 04:22 PM (FtULh) 49
Saves em from being eaten by bugs, animals and whatever other creatures you may have lurking around your yard (like the Amazon driver who helped himself to a few cherry tomatoes right off the plant).
----- A pellet gun works great for varmints! Quiet, and difficult to trace to the source. No smoke. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 04:23 PM (H50PN) 50
39 Supper tonight is meatloaf, mashed taters and green beans.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:18 PM (yjPLJ) This is going in my plans this week! Posted by: Nova Local at August 16, 2026 04:24 PM (tOcjL) 51
went to the mountains to see the Perseid shower last week, no luck breaking my streak of picking locals that have rain the night of the shower.
However, we we stopped at a brewery and I had a great smash burger, Buns baked daily and jalapeno poppers, with cream cheese of coarse and an 6oz well smashed burger.. It didn't need any condiments! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2026 04:24 PM (NnhvP) 52
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 04:20 PM (H50PN)
One to one ratio of cream to milk. Lots of egg yolks. I may not have cooked the custard enough...that might explain the graininess too. I will have to investigate! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 04:25 PM (l4RKn) 53
Hmmmm. Tomato grows from a flower and holds seeds. A fruit?
BTW, I've gotten away from the traditional tomato plant and gravitated towards growing climbing Vines on tall pyramid wire mesh. Keeps the tomatoes off the ground, much easier to see what's ripe and pick, and keeps some of the animals from helping themselves. Also, easier to cover with mesh to protect against too much sun or frost. Posted by: Orson at August 16, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske) 54
We'll do sliced tomatoes and Armenian cucumbers with Italian dressing...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 04:22 PM (FtULh) ------------------------------ With a bit of feta and chick peas, one of my favorite easy lunches. Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:25 PM (yjPLJ) 55
In a cooler climate so our tomatoes are beginning to ripen. I have a nice batch of Romas that should be ready to use in the next week, luckily they survived the hail we had on Friday. Just don't care for jarred sauce anymore and I will cook these in the oven and make them into a simple pomodora sauce. Plain or with a bit of meat added over a decent pasta.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 16, 2026 04:26 PM (2NHgQ) 56
This is going in my plans this week!
Posted by: Nova Local at August 16, 2026 04:24 PM (tOcjL) ------------------------------------------ Quick, easy and tasty! Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:27 PM (yjPLJ) 57
Hello Foodies,
L&T makes a tomato cheese pie that is absolutely killer. Bisquick crust. Very seasonal. And now is the season. Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 04:29 PM (txN/r) 58
Mine too!
They are absolutely.gorgeous...an amazing testament to commercial agriculture. And they suck! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 04:15 PM (l4RKn) For whatever reason, we decided not to do any backyard gardening this year and now we're paying for it. On the brighter side of things, unless circumstances interview, the wife and I plan to take a trip on over to Alan Benton's "Benton's Smoky Mountain Country Hams & Bacon" and at a minimum, bring back a couple of packages of bacon. Maybe a ham, depending on size. Theoretically the place is in Madisonville but in practice, considerably closer to Vonore, TN. Taking I-40 and 75 on out and US 411 back through Maryville to get home. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 16, 2026 04:29 PM (iIyc0) 59
Right, that's "Half and Half" then. I tried to amp the ratio up once, to the maximum cream ratio generally accepted, not sure what happened. I might have gotten impatient with the salt/ice mix and it didn't freeze fast enough, or too fast, or something. It didn't turn out the way I'd hoped.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 04:30 PM (H50PN) 60
I've found that if you go much past the half and half point, the ice cream starts getting kind of waxy.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 16, 2026 04:31 PM (iIyc0) 61
A pellet gun works great for varmints! Quiet, and difficult to trace to the source. No smoke.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 04:23 PM (H50PN) Not to jump the Gun Thread but here in America a suppressed 22 works great Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 04:34 PM (txN/r) 62
Glad to see some others pointing out that tomatoes are a fruit... I didn't want to be the only one to irritate the Dildo.
My BIL gave me a couple tomatoes on Thursday that I just ate for lunch. Diced them, added some queso fresco and fresh parsley leftover from another recipe, then finished with cracked pepper and Slap 'ya Mama. Mmmm! Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 16, 2026 04:34 PM (kOluj) 63
Oh I also made a cheesecake today but we won't be able to eat it until tomorrow since it has to chill in the fridge overnight. Will serve with homemade strawberry sauce.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:36 PM (yjPLJ) 64
We periodically have a tomato, mozzarella, basil, olive oil salad. The basil is from our herb garden. We also stuff a similar concoction in large, skinless/boneless chicken breasts and cook on the smoker.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2026 04:37 PM (2Cry5) 65
L&T makes a tomato cheese pie that is absolutely killer. Bisquick crust.
Very seasonal. And now is the season. Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 04:29 PM (txN/r) --------------------------------------- Pete, is this served hot or cold? It sounds delicious. Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:37 PM (yjPLJ) 66
>>. We also stuff a similar concoction in large, skinless/boneless chicken breasts and cook on the smoker.
That sounds great. I'm going to try that. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 04:40 PM (viF8m) 67
tomato cheese pie. AKA Pizza?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2026 04:40 PM (NnhvP) 68
The best way to eat tomatoes is on a bacon sandwich. Second best is with salt and pepper.
Posted by: huerfano at August 16, 2026 04:40 PM (2Xqig) 69
Tomatoes are a magnificent fruit. I would never attempt to grow them because I don't have a green thumb nor the space.
I'm a lazy consumer with a wallet. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 04:41 PM (tvdD1) Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 16, 2026 04:41 PM (R86kT) 71
Although it might be an affront to a chef, there's an even easier chicken parm, with cheap Wal-Mart ingredients. On-Cor has a TV family dinner tray of breaded chicken patties (6 count) in a tomato sauce. You heat the tray in the microwave for a bit, swap the patties around, maybe stir the sauce over them as well, then heat a bit longer.
You can, after swapping and stirring, add a bunch of shredded mozzarella on top before putting back in the microwave for the second span of time in the microwave. Definitely not high-quality cooking. But you can make a better meal out of store-bought, easily, with a little ingenuity. And save yourself $18 in paying Door Dash. And save an hour of you filming yourself like a whiny little female chihuahua about how expensive the meal was. Heck, there's enough for 2 to 3 servings, meaning a leftover meal (or a small family). Posted by: Another Anon at August 16, 2026 04:42 PM (4h45B) 72
68 The best way to eat tomatoes is on a bacon sandwich. Second best is with salt and pepper.
Posted by: huerfano at August 16, 2026 04:40 PM (2Xqig) You can flip the whole concept to a salad - lettuce, tomato, avocado, and bacon with croutons...and whatever dressing you like... For the onion lovers, skip the croutons and use fried onions as the crisp topping...or use both! Posted by: Nova Local at August 16, 2026 04:42 PM (tOcjL) 73
Glad to see some others pointing out that tomatoes are a fruit... I didn't want to be the only one to irritate the Dildo.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 16, 2026 04:34 PM (kOluj) No worries...you aren't! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 04:43 PM (l4RKn) Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 04:43 PM (viF8m) 75
Pre supper or after beverage?
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia/+0) 76
Fresh chilled and quartered tomatoes, finely diced red onions, taragon, orgegano, and a healthy splash of Basalmic...Chill in the fridge for an hour, and enjoy it out on the deck on a hot day.
Posted by: Orson at August 16, 2026 04:43 PM (dIske) 77
74 >>tomato cheese pie. AKA Pizza?
Sounds like a quiche my sister makes. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 04:43 PM (viF8m) _________________ Or something some idiot from Chicago screwed up and was too lazy to give it it's own name. Posted by: Orson at August 16, 2026 04:45 PM (dIske) 78
69 Tomatoes are a magnificent fruit. I would never attempt to grow them because I don't have a green thumb nor the space.
I'm a lazy consumer with a wallet. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 04:41 PM (tvdD1) Depending where you live, cherry tomatoes are impossible not to grow. I did nothing this year - no watering, no mulching, no staking, nothing...and I just keep plucking tomatoes (now going on 2 months)...came home to 2 pints worth in a 2 ft square garden spot after a week away (yes, I seem to have left tomatoes in the garden last year and they just grew back - planning the same no effort next year)... Posted by: Nova Local at August 16, 2026 04:46 PM (tOcjL) 79
Though never bought cherry tomatoes for plants, very often they sprouted up next year.
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia/+0) 80
"… lovely ripe tomatoes are merely a vehicle for fresh mozzarella, good olive oil, a dash of Balsamic vinegar, and a few snips of fresh basil!"
Pet peeve: please stop putting balsamic vinegar on your Caprese salad. The balsamic is too strong and overpowers the flavor of the delicate mozzarella and the ripe tomatoes. Italians don't put it on Caprese. Posted by: jix at August 16, 2026 04:48 PM (y687V) 81
>>Or something some idiot from Chicago screwed up and was too lazy to give it it's own name.
I take a backseat to nobody when it comes to dissing the abomination that is Chicago deep dish "pizza" but even those savages don't usually make a crust of bisquick. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 04:50 PM (viF8m) 82
Depending where you live, cherry tomatoes are impossible not to grow. I did nothing this year - no watering, no mulching, no staking, nothing...and I just keep plucking tomatoes (now going on 2 months)...came home to 2 pints worth in a 2 ft square garden spot after a week away (yes, I seem to have left tomatoes in the garden last year and they just grew back - planning the same no effort next year)...
Oh, reaaaaalllllllly! Posted by: The squirrels at August 16, 2026 04:51 PM (Riz8t) 83
Made a Portugese steak recipe last night that proved pretty damn tasty. I'd been wanting to make it myself ever since having it at a restaurant in MA. Had some sirloins in the deep freeze that I needed to use up and decided "what the hell". Found a recipe online and modified it slightly based on the restaurant dish. The pan sauce turned out well, and I served it over rice and cottage fries. Even managed to get the sunny-side eggs just right.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 16, 2026 04:52 PM (kOluj) 84
Fun fact:
Lots of tomato plants and corn stalks growing next to the treatment apparatus at the Sewer Plant in the nearest town to me. Always wondered about that.....not really. Posted by: Orson at August 16, 2026 04:53 PM (dIske) 85
My tomatoes are crappy this years because of the extra hot weather. I should have planted cherry tomatoes, because they don't care about that. They just grow.
Posted by: huerfano at August 16, 2026 04:54 PM (2Xqig) 86
Best tomato pie I've had was at a little place in Charleston SC. I asked the owner what made it taste tangy. His secret is spreading mustard on the crust before layering the other ingredients. Not regular mustard, a dijon or horseradish, something like that. Posted by: four seasons at August 16, 2026 04:54 PM (/QHx4) 87
From Dust Safety Science comes a fascinating article: What is the Giacomelli's Bakery, Flour Dust Explosion in 1785?
uncountable flammable tiny particles, extremely large surface area to volume ratio...what could possibly go wrong? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 04:55 PM (l3cgK) 88
I’d be forever grateful if you’d send me your ice cream base recipe. I have some ideas…
My lovely wife used to make ice cream and I still have her rather interesting contraption that she used to make it. I’m not an accomplished chef such as yourself, but am kinda adept at making Dude Food. Not fancy, and with minimal prep time, but I get by. Even get an occasional compliment… I love the sound of coffee/toffee ice cream. Don’t throw anything at me because of this question…instant coffee? Seems easy to regulate the strength with it. Posted by: Gunslinger at August 16, 2026 04:57 PM (N91F8) 89
I have in my mind this picture of a crust of puff pastry spread with a bit of herbed ricotta and slices of fresh tomato on top.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:58 PM (yjPLJ) 90
Pete, is this served hot or cold? It sounds delicious.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at August 16, 2026 04:37 PM (yjPLJ) Yes. And it is either way. Not a pizza. Layered tomatoes and basil with a topping of mayo and shredded cheeses. Absolutely tastes like summer. I thought about adding bacon and garlic but was reminded of two things. It ain’t broke, and if you want it that way make your own damn pie. The modification remains untested. Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 04:59 PM (txN/r) 91
Went to the farmers market yesterday and a local fruit farm stand had fresh figs!! Fresh figs are food fit the gods but they have a shelf life of about five seconds when found (rarely) in the grocery store. These must have been picked less than a day before, They are appropriately firm, not mushy, and perfectly ripe. I'm overindulging but it's only once a year for a brief time.
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 04:59 PM (yTvNw) 92
80 "… lovely ripe tomatoes are merely a vehicle for fresh mozzarella, good olive oil, a dash of Balsamic vinegar, and a few snips of fresh basil!"
Pet peeve: please stop putting balsamic vinegar on your Caprese salad. The balsamic is too strong and overpowers the flavor of the delicate mozzarella and the ripe tomatoes. Italians don't put it on Caprese. Posted by: jix at August 16, 2026 04:48 PM (y687V) This is true because Modena is pretty far from Capri, but they don’t put just any old olive oil on it, either. Traditionally, it’s a high quality olive oil and salt. BUT you will find a small amount of balsamic reduction or glaze, which cuts the power of the vinegar on the side here and there, a little bit of Americanization that went back over to Italy. Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 05:00 PM (ZdaMQ) 93
Fresh basil is really awesome stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 05:01 PM (H50PN) 94
I take a backseat to nobody when it comes to dissing the abomination that is Chicago deep dish "pizza" but even those savages don't usually make a crust of bisquick.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 04:50 PM (viF8m) Maybe not usually, but...many years ago, a friend of mine went to a Pizza Uno and detected something different about the crust. A few hours later, he was walking out of a movie theater and took a detour past Uno's dumpster to find a collection of Bisquick boxes... Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 05:03 PM (nbLIj) 95
I can eat caprese daily.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 16, 2026 05:04 PM (VCgbV) 96
Posted by: jix at August 16, 2026 04:48 PM (y687V)
I would say that balsamic vinegar is too strong for most dishes in the quantities most people use it. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 05:06 PM (l4RKn) 97
They make pizza without cheese in Orvieto.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 16, 2026 05:06 PM (R86kT) 98
I am just done canning a batch of pears. 8 Pints. They are cooling.
Yesterday morning I baked a pear kuchen for a potluck. This kuchen was a cake base with fresh pears and a merengue-like filling, topped by a crumble topping. Lots of eggs and butter were involved, and I would have used brown sugar but I couldn't find where either my wife or I hid it. Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2026 05:09 PM (rbvCR) 99
96 I would say that balsamic vinegar is too strong for most dishes in the quantities most people use it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 05:06 PM (l4RKn) My favorite balsamic is Villa Manodori. It's silky and subtly sweet, and a little goes a long way. It's great in a vinaigrette. Posted by: jix at August 16, 2026 05:10 PM (y687V) 100
"I would say that balsamic vinegar is too strong for most dishes in the quantities most people use it."
Amen. Where I worked until I retired we had a regular caterer for lunches. They were very good but this was during the height of the foodie balsamic craze. I got so sick of balsamic on everything (especially balsamic reductions) that even 10 years out I still don't much care for its taste. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 16, 2026 05:13 PM (H8nu1) 101
Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2026 05:09 PM (rbvCR)
I think you are a candidate for a guest Food Thread! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 05:14 PM (l4RKn) 102
A good balsamic on fresh strawberries or vanilla ice cream is divine. Sounds weird but try it!
Posted by: lin-duh at August 16, 2026 05:18 PM (VCgbV) 103
>> We also stuff a similar concoction in large, skinless/boneless chicken breasts and cook on the smoker.
That sounds great. I'm going to try that. Posted by: JackStraw ----------- Sundried tomatoes will also work if fresh aren't available. Any in oil, jarred, etc. will work. We do those in the winter when the "fresh" tomatoes are... well, sucky. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2026 05:18 PM (2Cry5) 104
The best way to eat tomatoes is by sitting on the ground in the tomato patch with a salt shaker, salting and eating until you can't hold any more.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2026 05:19 PM (IG3/x) 105
Problem with Heath bars in ice cream: The frozen candies get so hard, they will break your teeth.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 05:19 PM (yEz+x) 106
Went to the farmers market yesterday and a local fruit farm stand had fresh figs!! Fresh figs are food fit the gods but they have a shelf life of about five seconds when found (rarely) in the grocery store. These must have been picked less than a day before, They are appropriately firm, not mushy, and perfectly ripe. I'm overindulging but it's only once a year for a brief time.
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 04:59 PM (yTvNw) Dad's pride and joy were his two white fig trees (they were really bushes, which made harvesting a breeze). If I still had access to them, I'd try to concoct a BBQ sauce... Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 05:21 PM (nbLIj) 107
Speaking of teeth
Wonder how NGU is doing? Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0) 108
I love basalmic vinegar. Costco has a home Kirkland brand that is very good.
It makes salad dressing look gruesome, but the flavor is fantastic. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 05:22 PM (yEz+x) 109
> 78 69 Tomatoes are a magnificent fruit. I would never attempt to grow them because I don't have a green thumb nor the space.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 04:41 PM (tvdD1) I have a potted cherry tomato in my window here in my senior apartments. Gives me a tasty bite once a week or so. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2026 05:22 PM (IG3/x) 110
I think you are a candidate for a guest Food Thread!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 05:14 PM (l4RKn) I am not sure, my wife did say it was "just like store-bought" but she was referring to the bakery at the IGA. To my credit, it is better than what she usually says. Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2026 05:22 PM (rbvCR) 111
My absolute favorite scotch is Lagavulin 16. Behind that is Laphroaig Quarter Cask. They are always sipped neat in Glencairn glasses. That leaves me with other brands that are quite decent but not as much to my taste that I don't want to waste. I remembered the phrase 'scotch and soda' and figured it was worth a try. (I've become a huge fan of the Soda Stream.)
About two thirds scotch, Glenmorangie in this case, to a third of chilled soda water on ice. The thing is surprisingly refreshing while keeping the scotch flavor but toned down. This won't replace my Lagavulin 16 but it is a delicious way to use 'lesser' whiskies. Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 05:26 PM (yTvNw) 112
Any tomato growing experts still in the thread?
I have not had a single blossom on my plants in three weeks. Early Girl and Better Boy varietals. Of course, it has been over 100F for most of the days for that time period. Am I watering them only enough to keep them alive, but not enough to bear fruit? Or is that level of heat just unbeatable? (We hit 111F on one of those days.) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF) 113
Don’t throw anything at me because of this question…instant coffee? Seems easy to regulate the strength with it.
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 16, 2026 04:57 PM (N91F Totally legit. I'll add a teaspoon or two of instant espresso in my chocolate cookie dough... Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 05:27 PM (nbLIj) 114
Put the tomato on a bagel, have some coffee.
Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2026 05:27 PM (LHPAg) 115
Our now deceased beloved English Setter Nelson had a finely tuned and very sensitive nose. He would sniff the cherry tomatoes in the garden and delicately eat the ripe ones. The unripe he left for another day. Our tomato harvest plummeted.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 05:28 PM (txN/r) 116
>>Sundried tomatoes will also work if fresh aren't available. Any in oil, jarred, etc. will work. We do those in the winter when the "fresh" tomatoes are... well, sucky.
You might have heard that Rhode Island is kind of small. No, it's true. But a surprising amount of the state that isn't underwater is farmland. Fresh produce is not something we lack. It seems like every town, mine included, has multiple farms and farmers markets. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 05:28 PM (viF8m) 117
Bagel, toasted, cream cheese, tomato, s&p.
So yummy. And the BLT needs to be on toasted wheat bread, heathens. With homemade mayo, an egg. One cup of oil. One tsp Dijon. Preserved lemon chopped with some of the salty juice. Put in a mason jar. Use a stick blender to blend from the bottom. It gets light and fluffy and is amazing. Trust me. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 05:32 PM (yEz+x) 118
Of course, it has been over 100F for most of the days for that time period.
Am I watering them only enough to keep them alive, but not enough to bear fruit? Or is that level of heat just unbeatable? (We hit 111F on one of those days.) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF) I am told they need lower temperatures to set fruit. You can either wait for cooler weather, or you might put some shade cloth up and misters. I have always been free at watering them, until they start setting serious fruit. After that they may split if you water them too hard. Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2026 05:32 PM (rbvCR) 119
I like heirloom tomatoes but they are hard to find because they look ugly and rotten. But they have more flavor.
There was a brand called “Ugly” or something like that a few years ago that seemed like it might break into the mainstream market. I haven’t seen the brand in a while. Don’t know if it still exists. An excellent recipe for tomatoes is the classic Peter Luger tomato and onion ‘salad.’ It’s just a big beefsteak tomato cut into slices, a nice fat cut of white onion, and the classic Peter Luger sauce. Salt and pepper to taste. I made it last night for my mom with wagyu NY strip as the main course. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 05:33 PM (yTXpW) 120
Pillage Idiot. Are you fertilizing them regularly?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 16, 2026 05:38 PM (2NHgQ) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 16, 2026 05:39 PM (syz1S) 122
>>An excellent recipe for tomatoes is the classic Peter Luger tomato and onion ‘salad.’ It’s just a big beefsteak tomato cut into slices, a nice fat cut of white onion, and the classic Peter Luger sauce. Salt and pepper to taste.
Vidalia Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m) 123
111 My absolute favorite scotch is Lagavulin 16. Behind that is Laphroaig Quarter Cask. They are always sipped neat in Glencairn glasses.
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 05:26 PM (yTvNw) ——- This man, he knows things. Trust this man. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 05:41 PM (yTXpW) 124
Trying a dry rub for today's grilled lamb chops:
3 tsp garlic powder 2 tsp ground coriander (did not have, so I subbed 1.5 tsp allspice) 2 tsp ground cumin 2 tsp sweet paprika ¼ tsp ground cloves ¾ tsp salt pinch of cinnamon pinch of cardamom Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 05:42 PM (nbLIj) 125
Freeze-Dried coffee is weird, it sucks as Coffee, but it tastes fantastic in other things. Mocha, or in Cocoa. I'm sure that's what they use in Coffee Ice Cream, and I bet it's great. Sounds like it would be interesting in cookies as mentioned, or brownies. I use a teaspoon or two in sausage gravy. Wakes up the troops
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 05:43 PM (H50PN) 126
> My absolute favorite scotch is Lagavulin 16. Behind that is Laphroaig Quarter Cask. They are always sipped neat in Glencairn glasses.
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 05:26 PM (yTvNw) ——- This man, he knows things. Trust this man. ======== It's $120 a bottle here inn KY. That's a bit steep. For Scotch. The inferior Bourbon. 🥴 Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2026 05:47 PM (2Cry5) 127
It does happen to be Scotch time
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0) 128
120 Pillage Idiot. Are you fertilizing them regularly?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 16, 2026 05:38 PM No. I am a better grower of trees, which you do not want to fertilize heading into the stressful part of the year. If I fertilize, what formulation do you like on tomatoes? And when? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 05:50 PM (HlyYF) 129
Success! Tested a batch of homemade sauerkraut I've had on the counter. Took about three weeks to get to the level I like but worth the wait. This stuff is tart and tangy and better than anything I get in a can. Might be too strong for many people but I love it.
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 05:52 PM (yTvNw) 130
Because of the bad drought here in our small town in SW Wyoming no outdoor water usage started right at planting time. No gardens no landscaping. We miss fresh vegetables. Posted by: four seasons at August 16, 2026 05:53 PM (/QHx4) 131
I was just reading below about the heathens who do not like Heath Bars.
Remove thyselves from my grass. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 05:53 PM (30Gj0) 132
Thanks Kindltot for the temperature info.
I have switched from BLTs to just BTs. Losing the lettuce does not lessen the sandwich at all to me. If I just need to wait for cooler temps on the tomatoes, I can handle that ... and just suffer eating my bacon straight! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 05:53 PM (HlyYF) 133
122 >>An excellent recipe for tomatoes is the classic Peter Luger tomato and onion ‘salad.’ It’s just a big beefsteak tomato cut into slices, a nice fat cut of white onion, and the classic Peter Luger sauce. Salt and pepper to taste.
Vidalia Posted by: JackStraw Walla walla sweets. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 05:56 PM (yEz+x) 134
The flank steak is basting in garlic salt and dijon mustard.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 05:56 PM (JvZF+) 135
I have switched from BLTs to just BTs. Losing the lettuce does not lessen the sandwich at all to me.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 05:53 PM (HlyYF) ------ B.L.B. Bacon, lettuce and BANANA. On white toast. Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 05:57 PM (cIOlQ) 136
I was just reading below about the heathens who do not like Heath Bars.
Remove thyselves from my grass. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 05:53 PM (30Gj0) ===== You know who gets Heath bars? That little waif who wanted more gruel in Oliver! Toss him one of those things. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 05:58 PM (JvZF+) 137
Bacon, lettuce and BANANA. On white toast.
Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 05:57 PM (cIOlQ) ===== Ladies and Gentlemen Elvis has entered the room! Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 05:59 PM (JvZF+) 138
The "Elvis" is Bacon, Peanut butter, and Banana, toasted like a grilled cheese. Never tried it. Supposedly invented by the crooner hisself.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 06:00 PM (H50PN) 139
>>Walla walla sweets.
Did you know there is a Vidalia, Georgia? I did not know that until I went to Vidalia, Georgia. I would not recommend going out of your way. But Peter Luger serves tomato and Vidalia onions. Cause they are better. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:00 PM (viF8m) 140
Success! Tested a batch of homemade sauerkraut I've had on the counter. Took about three weeks to get to the level I like but worth the wait. This stuff is tart and tangy and better than anything I get in a can. Might be too strong for many people but I love it.
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 05:52 PM (yTvNw) ===== RFK Jr. taste-tested and approved Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 06:01 PM (JvZF+) 141
It's 96 degrees here and my tomatoes have been done for a month.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 06:01 PM (4NO2D) 142
B.L.B.
Bacon, lettuce and BANANA. On white toast. Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 05:57 PM (cIOlQ) Could we add Thai chili sauce and Vienna sausage? Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:02 PM (txN/r) 143
B.L.B.
Bacon, lettuce and BANANA. On white toast. Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 05:57 PM I can't remember, which cigar pairs best with a B.L.B.? (Howdy Weasel!) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:02 PM (HlyYF) 144
126 ... "It's [Lagavulin 16] $120 a bottle here inn KY. That's a bit steep. For Scotch. The inferior Bourbon."
Yeah, it's about that price here as well. Fortunately I got two bottles years ago at half that price. Given that I only sip, slowly, a half ounce at a time, those bottles will last a long time. BTW, scotch is not inferior bourbon. Bourbon is inferior rye. Thought I would clear up that common misconception. Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 06:02 PM (yTvNw) 145
Tasty and easy use for meringue is in Eton Mess.
Posted by: MentalBlock at August 16, 2026 06:03 PM (2LgD3) 146
Am I watering them only enough to keep them alive, but not enough to bear fruit? Or is that level of heat just unbeatable? (We hit 111F on one of those days.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 05:26 PM They don't set fruit if the temperature doesn't drop below 75F at night. The blossoms dry up. You may not be getting blossoms because you need to water more and fertilize. I use an 11-15-11 slow release fertilizer at planting and once a month thereafter. I also add Epsom salt for magnesium once a month because they need it to make chlorophyll. Posted by: huerfano at August 16, 2026 06:04 PM (2Xqig) 147
Sadly, I will admit to having a piece of toast and peanut butter and banana (on the side) for breakfast more than once.
Elvis was on to something there... Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2026 06:04 PM (2Cry5) 148
141 It's 96 degrees here and my tomatoes have been done for a month.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 06:01 PM Will they fruit again later in the season if you keep nursing them along through sweltering heat? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:05 PM (HlyYF) 149
Could we add Thai chili sauce and Vienna sausage?
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:02 PM (txN/r) ----- I'll allow it. Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 06:05 PM (cIOlQ) 150
I am sure $120 for a bottle of Scotch is a bit better than $80 but way over my limit
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0) 151
141 It's 96 degrees here and my tomatoes have been done for a month.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 06:01 PM (4NO2D But it is thundering! Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 06:06 PM (ZdaMQ) 152
The "Elvis" is Bacon, Peanut butter, and Banana, toasted like a grilled cheese. Never tried it. Supposedly invented by the crooner hisself.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 06:00 PM (H50PN) Peanut butter on a banana was a go-to quick breakfast for me years back. Bacon makes anything better, so I would not argue the King's wisdom here... Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 06:06 PM (nbLIj) 153
Out of the Healing Hotel. On the road home. No more hospital "food." And I was so looking forward to dinner! NOT!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - what did I just eat?? at August 16, 2026 06:09 PM (S3rL0) 154
>>Peanut butter on a banana was a go-to quick breakfast for me years back. Bacon makes anything better, so I would not argue the King's wisdom here...
Not to disparage the King, I mean I named my dog Elvis, but he died on the toilet trying to drop a deuce. Might not be the go to source for good eating. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:10 PM (viF8m) 155
140 ... " Success! Tested a batch of homemade sauerkraut I've had on the counter. Took about three weeks to get to the level I like but worth the wait. This stuff is tart and tangy and better than anything I get in a can. Might be too strong for many people but I love it.
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 05:52 PM (yTvNw) ===== RFK Jr. taste-tested and approved" San Fran, I'm ahead of the curve on this one. Almost fifty years ago my best friend and his wife (she grew up in the Shenandoah Valley) introduced me to the wonders of homemade kraut. I've been a fanatic for kraut and other lacto-fermented stuff ever since. Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 06:11 PM (yTvNw) 156
They don't set fruit if the temperature doesn't drop below 75F at night. The blossoms dry up. You may not be getting blossoms because you need to water more and fertilize. I use an 11-15-11 slow release fertilizer at planting and once a month thereafter. I also add Epsom salt for magnesium once a month because they need it to make chlorophyll.
Posted by: huerfano at August 16, 2026 06:04 PM Thanks huerfano! Does everyone mulch the base of their tomato plants? I did NOT do that this year (due to no mulch on hand) and the plants certainly seem more heat sensitive. [Which I assume is at least partially correlated with water losses.] I had to get mulch for other projects later in the year, but never went back and did the tomatoes. D'oh! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:11 PM (HlyYF) 157
Peanut butter on a banana was a go-to quick breakfast for me years back. Bacon makes anything better, so I would not argue the King's wisdom here...
Posted by: Joe Kidd Elvis? He died on the crapper! Posted by: Red Foreman at August 16, 2026 06:11 PM (wOO3z) 158
Might not be the go to source for good eating.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:10 PM (viF8m) Even less so for pharmaceutical dosing requirements Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:12 PM (txN/r) 159
My absolute favorite scotch is Lagavulin 16. Behind that is Laphroaig Quarter Cask. They are always sipped neat in Glencairn glasses.
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 05:26 PM (yTvNw) ——- This man, he knows things. Trust this man. ======== It's $120 a bottle here inn KY. That's a bit steep. For Scotch. The inferior Bourbon. 🥴 Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2026 05:47 PM (2Cry5) —— L16 is about $80-85 a bottle here at the discount liquor stores. I often go for L8 because it’s barely $50 here and has a bit more peaty flavor, albeit not as smooth as the 16. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 06:12 PM (yTXpW) Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 06:12 PM (cIOlQ) 161
Sliced tomato and halved hardboiled eggs in red wine vinegar and tuscan herb olive oil.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:12 PM (skcH5) 162
Chronic Opiate abuse means .... You don't ... Um... Well this a Food Thread. Never mind. Elvis had other problems, other than his food choices.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 06:14 PM (H50PN) 163
I can't remember, which cigar pairs best with a B.L.B.?
(Howdy Weasel!) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:02 PM (HlyYF) ---------- Swisher Sweet, wood tip Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 16, 2026 06:15 PM (kOluj) 164
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:12 PM (skcH5)
----- Hey! Sorry I missed you yesterday. Have a minute now? Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 06:15 PM (cIOlQ) Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:16 PM (viF8m) 166
You haven't tasted the delicious revenge of the sweet sound of half rotten tomato missile as it strikes your cousin in the ear
the ear splitting anguish of being the victim it still brings a smile to my eyes Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 16, 2026 06:16 PM (jrgJz) 167
Our tomatoes are a bust this year. Dry, hot and weird weather in the Intermountain West. Son gave us some supposed cherry tomatoes today after Mass and they must be a hybrid or alien bees pollinated as they are medium in size.
My favorites are Brandy Wines and Mortgage Lifters. This summer we broke down and resorted to a farm stand for our BLT's. Sad. The favorite meal of summer on my father's farm as a feral girl was a vegetable plate: cowpeas/ladypeas, green beans, tomatoes, fried okra, and cornbread. Not vegetarian as the green beans were cooked with ham or bacon (making pot liquor). Heaven. Daddy had great and huge gardens plus muscadines and figs. Loved him. Meringue: you did good! I have a recipe of an aunt's cookie I make for part of Christmas cookies with brown sugar and chopped pecans. You can find recipes using chocolate and/or peppermint with meringues. Much smaller meringues but once you learn how it's easy, especially with my huge Kitchenaid mixer. Have never made meringue by hand like a pioneer. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 16, 2026 06:16 PM (hzuYO) 168
I love sauerkraut the stuff I ate as a kid came out of a big wooden barrel at the deli. Next to a big barrel of sour pickles.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 06:17 PM (JvZF+) 169
Picked up all the ingredients to do a Mojo marinade on a pork tenderloin tomorrow. Cubanos are on the menu.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:17 PM (skcH5) Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 06:17 PM (ZdaMQ) 171
151 141 It's 96 degrees here and my tomatoes have been done for a month.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 06:01 PM But it is thundering! Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 06:06 PM We were having pop-up thunderstorms yesterday, so I kept clicking over to the weather station at our airport to see if I was going to get rain at the farm or at the house in town. The temperature went from 101F to 82F over one twenty minute interval between viewings. Turns out a tiny thunderstorm, drawing air down from altitude, is perfectly capable of dropping temperatures by 19 degrees over a very short period! We got about five raindrops on the driveway at our house out of that storm. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:17 PM (HlyYF) 172
Not to disparage the King, I mean I named my dog Elvis, but he died on the toilet trying to drop a deuce.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:10 PM You trained your dog to use the toilet? Nice! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:18 PM (HlyYF) 173
PSA, 60 days until the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:20 PM (skcH5) 174
Swisher Sweet, wood tip
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 16, 2026 06:15 PM Wasn't that what Conan the Barbarian was smoking when he gave his "What is best in life?" speech? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:21 PM (HlyYF) 175
>>>>I love sauerkraut the stuff I ate as a kid came out of a big wooden barrel at the deli. Next to a big barrel of sour pickles.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 06:17 PM (JvZF+) ***** never bought the kraut but those fermented deli pickles were off the hook good. They would wrap it in wax paper and I'd eat it on the way home. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 16, 2026 06:21 PM (yyBU8) 176
Hey! Sorry I missed you yesterday. Have a minute now?
Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 06:15 PM (cIOlQ) Remind BEN had about her promise that Spaghetti O’s and slim Jim’s are the MoMe mains this year. Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:21 PM (txN/r) 177
169 Picked up all the ingredients to do a Mojo marinade on a pork tenderloin tomorrow. Cubanos are on the menu.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:17 PM (skcH5) —— Cubanos are one of my favs. Sadly, outside of Miami or a real Cuban place, it’s hard to get a proper one. The bread should be thin, almost pita, and very crispy (almost burnt). Too many places serve it on a fat hero roll. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 06:21 PM (yTXpW) 178
Remind BEN had about her promise that Spaghetti O’s and slim Jim’s are the MoMe mains this year.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:21 PM (txN/r) ------ Will do, chef! Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 06:22 PM (cIOlQ) 179
173 PSA, 60 days until the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:20 PM Shout it from the mountain tops! [Howdy Ben Had!] Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:23 PM (HlyYF) 180
The Blade has some nice balvenie 14 carribean cask and a nice fat AJ smoke lined up for a chillout session on the roof deck.
Life is good. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 06:24 PM (yTXpW) 181
>>You trained your dog to use the toilet? Nice!
I came how early one day and caught him smoking a blunt and reading the paper while sitting on the toilet. He tried to explain but I wasn't having it. Now he's all like "I need to go outside". Uh huh. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m) 182
I bet a home-made Spaghettio-O dish would be pretty good. Real beef, and a tomato base, slightly sweet for the kiddos, and pasta. Couldn't be too tough.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 06:25 PM (H50PN) 183
Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 05:26 PM (yTvNw)
Give Jura 12 year old a shot sometime (if you can find it). It distilled on the Isle of Jura (hence the name), which a is a relatively tiny place. They use American bourbon kegs to age it...and finish it off in Sherry casks. Posted by: Orson at August 16, 2026 06:26 PM (dIske) 184
Remind BEN had about her promise that Spaghetti O’s and slim Jim’s are the MoMe mains this year.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:21 PM We always get a few pounds of Deer Sticks (venison Slim Jims) made from our harvest each year. I would have brought you some at the MoMe, but my youngest (102 pound) daughter apparently went through about five pounds in short order this spring. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:28 PM (HlyYF) 185
I bet a home-made Spaghettio-O dish would be pretty good. Real beef, and a tomato base, slightly sweet for the kiddos, and pasta. Couldn't be too tough.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 06:25 PM (H50PN) Your offer is acceptable. Report for duty MoMe eve (Friday). Implements provided. Ingredient lists must be pre submitted for purchasing! Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:28 PM (txN/r) 186
180 The Blade has some nice balvenie 14 carribean cask and a nice fat AJ smoke lined up for a chillout session on the roof deck.
Life is good. Posted by: Elric the Blade While sitting on the couch in your boxers in mom’s basement? Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 06:28 PM (yEz+x) 187
180 The Blade has some nice balvenie 14 carribean cask and a nice fat AJ smoke lined up for a chillout session on the roof deck.
Life is good. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 06:24 PM If you had been on my roof deck this week, your cigar would have spontaneously ignited. Your scotch might also have ignited, depending on whether you added one ice cube or two. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:31 PM (HlyYF) 188
186 180 The Blade has some nice balvenie 14 carribean cask and a nice fat AJ smoke lined up for a chillout session on the roof deck.
Life is good. Posted by: Elric the Blade While sitting on the couch in your boxers in mom’s basement? Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 06:28 PM (yEz+x) —- Boxers? Never in my life. Tighty whities. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 06:32 PM (yTXpW) 189
I came how early one day and caught him smoking a blunt and reading the paper while sitting on the toilet. He tried to explain but I wasn't having it.
Now he's all like "I need to go outside". Uh huh. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:24 PM I have certainly had some working breed dogs that were smart enough to try and trick me (almost) like that! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:33 PM (HlyYF) 190
153 Out of the Healing Hotel. On the road home. No more hospital "food." And I was so looking forward to dinner! NOT!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - what did I just eat?? at August 16, 2026 06:09 PM (S3rL0) ********** Yay! I noted your harfing episode and sadly realized I forgot to nurse teach you my magic post-op how not to harf methods. For starters, don't eat solids til the next day. Clear liquids to full liquids to soft diet. My post-op patients did not harf (or die... no one died when I was a charge RN unless they were meant to). Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 16, 2026 06:34 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 06:34 PM (yEz+x) 192
187 180 The Blade has some nice balvenie 14 carribean cask and a nice fat AJ smoke lined up for a chillout session on the roof deck.
Life is good. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 06:24 PM If you had been on my roof deck this week, your cigar would have spontaneously ignited. Your scotch might also have ignited, depending on whether you added one ice cube or two. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:31 PM (HlyYF) —— It’s 75 here in Manhattan. Albeit drizzling. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 16, 2026 06:34 PM (yTXpW) 193
There are so many ways to eat garden tomatoes. A lot depends on the variety. I like cherry tomatoes in a tossed salad. Salad tomatoes, like Early Girls, are best simply sliced, with some salt and freshly ground pepper. Plum tomatoes, like Romas, I like cooked into a sauce, or sliced with buffalo mozzarella and fresh basil. But they're all good, served any way at all.
Posted by: Nemo at August 16, 2026 06:36 PM (4RPgu) 194
>>If you had been on my roof deck this week, your cigar would have spontaneously ignited.
I was in Kansas City last week. Every single day was 98+. And the whole city is like an Escher drawing, everything is uphill. I'm still having flashbacks. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:36 PM (viF8m) 195
Tighty whities are for fags. And fourth graders.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 06:34 PM (yEz+x) May be, nurse. But they do keep the wearer from getting Old Man Balls! Don’t ask. Posted by: RI Red - at August 16, 2026 06:37 PM (30Gj0) 196
I don't think I've every had Spaghetti O's. Even in college poverty (I did eat Velveta then and survived).
Now when I see the word, "Spaghetti O's" I think of them in gelatin from a photo I saw and yug. I accidently found part of a site called, "Why I don't do potluck" and there were dishes involved with this as well. Plus really hideous photos of dirty pans, pets "helping" and people taking photos of curdled milk and asking if it was yogurt. Or I dreamed this as it was right before bed. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 16, 2026 06:38 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: four seasons at August 16, 2026 06:38 PM (/QHx4) 198
>>>I bet a home-made Spaghettio-O dish would be pretty good. Real beef, and a tomato base, slightly sweet for the kiddos, and pasta. Couldn't be too tough.
Posted by: Common Tater >We whipped up some venison steaks with eggs for breakfast this morning. Very delicious. Great source of protein. I could use some carbs to even out the diet right about now. As you get older, diet is important. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 06:39 PM (tvdD1) 199
A childhood friend of mine and I canned two bushels of tomatoes this weekend. The first batch is saucy because she ran the immersion blender a bit too well, but after that it was chunky. Perfect for making salsa and goulash.
It started because her family recipes call for "one jar of stewed tomatoes". Along the way, we discovered that "stewed tomatoes " mean totally different things to us and her auntie introduced us to the term "kettle tomatoes". Also, her dad went on a trip (aka ran away) but set us up a moron-worthy blancher using a butane tank, what looked like an industrial Bunson burner, and a kettle as big as a toddler. Every time we lit it, I thought someone would lose eyebrows. Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 16, 2026 06:39 PM (D/i12) 200
> The Blade has some nice balvenie 14 carribean cask and a nice fat AJ smoke lined up for a chillout session on the roof deck.
------------- I had a Oliva Nub Straight Ligero in the pool with a Bourbon earlier. Super chilled... although the pool's kinda' warm with the heat. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2026 06:39 PM (2Cry5) 201
Blade, dip the cut end of the cigar in a glass of port and enjoy the taste as you smoke it. I cut mine using a v cutter. Art Fuente is the preferred weekend stogie here although a red dot is an acceptable alternative.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 16, 2026 06:41 PM (3Ope8) 202
I was in Kansas City last week. Every single day was 98+. And the whole city is like an Escher drawing, everything is uphill.
I'm still having flashbacks. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:36 PM Coincidentally, I believe a cigar and a good drink is the actual prescription to cure that type of flashbacks. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:43 PM (HlyYF) 203
Smash burgers tonight. Local ranch beef. House cured bacon.
You guys have a great week. Going to be busy for a bit. Grilled onions? Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:43 PM (txN/r) 204
All my creatures are sitting on the bed while I learn my classes for tomorrow, but I guess I should get up and get dinner going anyway.
Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 06:45 PM (ZdaMQ) 205
166 You haven't tasted the delicious revenge of the sweet sound of half rotten tomato missile as it strikes your cousin in the ear
the ear splitting anguish of being the victim it still brings a smile to my eyes Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 16, 2026 06:16 PM (jrgJz) ****** Bravo! Every Saturday of my young life was with cousins, to round out warfare. I fed mine mud and told them it was chocolate pudding. I can't help that they were stupid at the time as they watched me make it. A couple still remember this like I put them on the rack (which I did not know about or I might have built one). Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 16, 2026 06:45 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2026 06:45 PM (yEz+x) 207
Why would you want your junk squished in tight underwear?
Live free or die. Posted by: four seasons at August 16, 2026 06:38 PM (/QHx4) ===== Lift and Separate! Posted by: Jane Russell for Playtex Cross-Your-Heart at August 16, 2026 06:46 PM (JvZF+) 208
I’m thinking Pineapple. The dildo borrowed the machine. I’m unlikely to get it back.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:47 PM (txN/r) 209
>>Coincidentally, I believe a cigar and a good drink is the actual prescription to cure that type of flashbacks.
I did have an outstanding steak with my Buffalo Trace and some burnt ends so on the whole it was a win but damn it was hot. Like Africa hot. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 06:47 PM (viF8m) 210
203 Smash burgers tonight. Local ranch beef. House cured bacon.
You guys have a great week. Going to be busy for a bit. Grilled onions? Posted by: Pete Bog at August 16, 2026 06:43 PM Yum! Has Uber Eats perfected an app yet where I could politely request that you send me two of those via my cell phone? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:48 PM (HlyYF) Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2026 06:48 PM (+OnsA) 212
It's 96 degrees here and my tomatoes have been done for a month.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 06:01 PM So when does it get hot there? Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2026 06:48 PM (cpFbA) 213
BTW grilled prime rib burgers with grilled red onions...and tomatoes for lunch today. It's why I seem sluggish.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 06:48 PM (JvZF+) 214
“What to do with the six egg whites left over from the six egg yolks I used in the coffee ice cream?”
Meringues are what I end up with every time I’ve tried to make French macarons. 1000% humidity almost year round doesn’t help. Posted by: TxAnn at August 16, 2026 06:48 PM (SjAWL) 215
Hey, I've already ordered six cases of the canned brown squirrel.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:49 PM (skcH5) 216
I've always worn the tighty whiteys. As a teenager, it helped minimize any kind of "Mr. Mahon, would you like to run through this division problem on the chalkboard?" while I was ogling Molly in the sun dress situations. Plus, keeps the boys snug. I've always hated boxers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at August 16, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ) 217
215 Hey, I've already ordered six cases of the canned brown squirrel.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:49 PM I have eaten squirrel pot pie on several occasions. Of course that was fresh squirrel. I don't know about that canned crap! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2026 06:51 PM (HlyYF) Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 16, 2026 06:53 PM (JvZF+) 219
Why would you want your junk squished in tight underwear?
I guess it's better to get this on the food thread than the gun thread. It's been years since we have discussed the joys of a hydrocele. Sounds like you'd like a dedicated post on that. You asked... Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 16, 2026 06:54 PM (zdLoL) 220
Hey, I've already ordered six cases of the canned brown squirrel.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:49 PM Brown squirrel? What mutation is this?! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2026 06:54 PM (5LIEJ) Posted by: four seasons at August 16, 2026 06:56 PM (/QHx4) 222
In the apocalypse I might resort to eating a squirrel due to being insane with hunger once my supply of dried food ran out. Or not if I still had gin.
Our yardman once captured an opossum mama hanging off the roof that greeted my pregnant mother one morning. She went into labor with one of my brother's that afternoon. Willis was thrilled to get that possum! I am sure my parents and grandmother were thrilled along with him to get it off the roof with her babies. YUG Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 16, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO) 223
Boxers are waaaaay sexier.
Tighty whities are for fags. And fourth graders. Posted by: nurse ratched What about tighties of other hues? Would boxers be unsexy if they were solid white? Trying to figure out if it's the coverage, or the "these were $12 a pack on sale at Wal-Mart" look. Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2026 06:56 PM (VHUov) 224
>>>Hey, I've already ordered six cases of the canned brown squirrel.
Posted by: Ben Had >That might make enough hash for a single breakfast but not enough if you have guests. Never forget there are an abundance of marmots at your doorstep. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 06:57 PM (tvdD1) 225
Looking forward to having BLT's with the very nice tomatoes from the Senior Center Garden. They don't mind if you take them if they 've fallen on the ground, but are still good.
Yesterday we went to the Amish market and got wonderful cucumber salad and chopped chicken liver. I haven't had the chopped chicken liver in a long time and I enjoyed it. Plus it's such a nice place because the people are so very friendly and polite and with all the physical work and, I guess. Amish family values they do not have pink hair or piercings and are not overweight. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2026 06:58 PM (JrHfD) 226
Why yes, that is a slice of mozzarella with a chunk of fried chicken skin on top. And don't you dare scoff! it was delicious!
When I first scrolled to that pic, I thought it was a Cyclospora-free BLT. With far too little bacon. Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2026 06:59 PM (VHUov) 227
Color coordinate your tighties with the color of your pants. That way if you forget to zip up it won't be obscenelooking. Posted by: four seasons at August 16, 2026 06:59 PM (/QHx4) 228
Tomatoes are a magnificent fruit. I would never attempt to grow them because I don't have a green thumb nor the space.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 04:41 PM (tvdD1) I have a potted cherry tomato in my window here in my senior apartments. Gives me a tasty bite once a week or so. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2026 05:22 PM I highly recommend "patio tomatoes", hybrids that work well in containers. My Big Boy is producing pretty well, but the patio plant is only about two feet tall and giving me at least four tomatoes a week. Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 16, 2026 06:59 PM (D/i12) 229
CBD, Thank you for the always delectable food thread.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2026 06:59 PM (skcH5) 230
Oh, yes. We had corned beef and eggs for breakfast. I followed the advice of one of the horde members ( maybe Piper?) about frying in in a mixture of oil and butter, waiting till the edges are crispy , flipping it over and then cooking the eggs in the hash, and flipping it over again. It worked out well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM (JrHfD) 231
Anyone ever burn their house down using the self clean oven?
I nearly did yesterday. I attribute the issue to weekly baking bacon in the oven. Posted by: Derak at August 16, 2026 07:01 PM (qV8L5) 232
I think I'm going to start using the steam cleaning method using water steamed in a 450 degree oven. Seems safer.
Posted by: Derak at August 16, 2026 07:04 PM (qV8L5) 233
>>>Anyone ever burn their house down using the self clean oven?
I nearly did yesterday. I attribute the issue to weekly baking bacon in the oven. Posted by: Derak >Self cleaning ovens are the devil. They never work the way you want them to and are like a incendiary bomb. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 07:10 PM (tvdD1) 234
Some heirloom-looking tomatoes are not heirlooms. But you can ruin even the good ones by refrigerating them.
Slice 'em up, sprinkle with a little oil and vinegar and onion if you don't have much time. Or make a BT sandwich with butter instead of mayo if you have really good tomatoes. Posted by: KT at August 16, 2026 08:43 PM (1RGZ5) 235
“Why would you want your junk squished in tight underwear?
Live free or die.” I have heard the benefits of this, but always have decided against it. I wear jeans a lot. Decided I didn’t want Gator-Balls. Posted by: Gunslinger at August 16, 2026 08:54 PM (N91F8) First World Problems...![]() Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 02:00 PM (Ia/+0) 2
I have another PEX leak.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 02:01 PM (4NO2D) 3
All I could find were the stupid mini bars that are individually wrapped. Just imagine the vast amount of extra work! Unwrapping each one? That's crazy!
You don't lie wrapping? That's racist! Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 02:01 PM (Riz8t) 4
I think it is time to fork over the money for a plumber to redo my entire house.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 02:02 PM (4NO2D) 5
I could eat chocolate every day, its best I don't even buy it on holidays like Halloween or Christmas
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 02:02 PM (Ia/+0) 6
I have another PEX leak.
Posted by: toby928(c) Check your water pressure. $10 gauge at the HD or Lowes, Menards, etal. Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:02 PM (q6tQZ) 7
I salute you in your banana hatred.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 16, 2026 02:03 PM (XvL8K) 8
Before I built on this hill, we had a trailer. No pressure regulator. Initially, no problems, cause we had a 2" water main.
Replaced it with 6" main. Blew out fittings regularly. Found out we were running about 110# pressure! I think codes are somewhere under 70#. Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:04 PM (q6tQZ) 9
Heath bars aren’t quite so tasty as they used ta be.
They fucked up Reeses Peanut Butter cups too. I used to buy 2 or 3 of those and my arms would start tingling. Snickers are still pretty close. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 02:05 PM (oEXy7) 10
I have another PEX leak.
Posted by: toby928(c) Are you sure you have PEX? The first generation of plastic tube plumbing, PB, had some serious problems. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 16, 2026 02:06 PM (0vB2I) 11
Those ARE full size these days. Bidenshrinkflation.
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at August 16, 2026 02:06 PM (zdQuL) 12
An America that doesn't have full-size Heath bars isn't a country I want to live in.
Posted by: CBD Shouldda gone to the QuikeeMart. Sure, they're $4.00 each, but what's cost vs labor? Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:06 PM (q6tQZ) 13
Love, love Heath bars. I'd probably eat every other mini I unwrapped. One for the ice cream, one for me....
Posted by: Tuna at August 16, 2026 02:06 PM (lJ0H4) 14
It's not only the size of the chocolate bar, it's also the quality of the chocolate.
Case in point, one of my favorite treats, the Klondike Original ice cream bars. The chocolate dip seems much thinner than before, and the chocolate itself is almost tasteless. I'm done with Klondike bars. Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 02:08 PM (rj6Yv) 15
They make full size Heath Bars, but a bag of the small ones in the center console is nice to find.
Except in mid summer. Posted by: From about That Time at August 16, 2026 02:08 PM (RE0lB) 16
Who was this "Heath" guy anyway? Someone famous in candy bar design? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 16, 2026 02:09 PM (VWtfl) 17
And what's so fun about a Fun Size Snickers?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 16, 2026 02:10 PM (2Ez/1) 18
Just checked. 80psi is maximum. Geez, I could turn mine up!
Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:10 PM (q6tQZ) 19
Are you sure you have PEX? The first generation of plastic tube plumbing, PB, had some serious problems.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 16, 2026 02:06 PM It's definitely PEX. I built the house in 2001 and apparently there were bad batches made in that period and I got one. Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 02:10 PM (4NO2D) 20
Used to eat bananas regularly but now they upset my stomach. Strange.
Posted by: Tuna at August 16, 2026 02:10 PM (lJ0H4) 21
Heath Bars stick to my fillings. For a long time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2026 02:10 PM (2Cry5) 22
I make my own English toffee... Easiest thing in the world to make if your patient...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 02:11 PM (FtULh) 23
Halloween Season begins end of June, as soon as schools let out for summer ... Consequently, at that point, most full-sized candy items are pulled from retail shelves to make room for Trick-or-Treat mini versions.
Posted by: Kathy at August 16, 2026 02:11 PM (MOK4W) 24
I salute you in your banana hatred.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 16, 2026 02:03 PM (XvL8K) Vile...just vile. And don't try to sneak some in...I'll ferret them out! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 02:11 PM (l4RKn) 25
It's definitely PEX. I built the house in 2001 and apparently there were bad batches made in that period and I got one.
Posted by: toby928(c) If all the leaks are a the fittings, you can buy the rings and the crimper yourself. But I'd check my pressure first. Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:12 PM (q6tQZ) 26
>>I make my own English toffee... Easiest thing in the world to make if your patient...
I think I've identified the problem. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 02:12 PM (viF8m) 27
The ' Fun Size ' term is the Marxists telling you you want less and like it
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 02:12 PM (Ia/+0) 28
You should be able to repair PEX yourself.
My FWP is Trevor Story won’t take the hint and leave. Any dual vent gas fireplace users here? I am thinking of getting one. Posted by: Accomack at August 16, 2026 02:13 PM (EJ7WG) 29
They ruined Eskimo Pie :- racism!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 16, 2026 02:13 PM (C0oZI) 30
Portioning control, my friend. When you hit 300lbs and your heart is ready to explode, consider some discretion is prudent.
Sugar is as bad as crack cocaine. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 02:13 PM (tvdD1) 31
The pressure tester comes with a hose end connector.
Screw it on just like it's a hose, and read the results. That easy. Then store it somewhere you can find it... I now have 2. Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:13 PM (q6tQZ) 32
Who was this "Heath" guy anyway? Someone famous in candy bar design?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 16, 2026 02:09 PM (VWtfl) Emily Bronte's family owns the company that makes them, and that is where she got the name for her famous character "Heathcliff." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 02:13 PM (l4RKn) 33
Consequently, at that point, most full-sized candy items are pulled from retail shelves"
Mrs and I give out only the full sized bars... none of that fun size garbage here. (It's funny when some kid runs up to us at HEB...) Posted by: man at August 16, 2026 02:15 PM (XuXeR) 34
My type 2 diabetes mother makes heath bar cookies just because they are delicious
Posted by: Accomack at August 16, 2026 02:15 PM (EJ7WG) 35
Emily Bronte's family owns the company that makes them, and that is where she got the name for her famous character "Heathcliff."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Don't I know you from the Book Thread? Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:15 PM (q6tQZ) 36
Might me one thread early, however based on you cooking/baking skills... MAKE THEM.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2026 02:15 PM (NnhvP) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 16, 2026 02:15 PM (C0oZI) 38
A guy can't eat a banana in the presence of another guy.
Posted by: Unwritten Guy Rule #17 at August 16, 2026 02:17 PM (2Ez/1) 39
I have another PEX leak.
Posted by: toby928 ------ Rather cold comfort, but that should be easier to fix than soldered copper. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2026 02:18 PM (XeU6L) 40
Little went Trick-or-Treating with friends one year and there was an old guy handing out theater-sized candy bars, encouraging them to take more than one. Turned out to be the guy who invented the intermittent windshield wiper..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 02:18 PM (nbLIj) 41
Reads thread pondering the apocalyptic nature of the Pirates being 4th in MLB in runs scored.
Posted by: Accomack at August 16, 2026 02:18 PM (AZXeW) 42
>>Reads thread while eating chocolate covered banana chips.
I had Bananas Flambe at a very elaborate brunch in New Orleans years ago. It was delicious. Pay no mind to the guy who hates maple syrup. He's clearly racist. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 02:19 PM (viF8m) 43
If all the leaks are a the fittings, you can buy the rings and the crimper yourself. But I'd check my pressure first.
Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:12 PM Checking the pressure is a very good idea. I'm going to Lowes and getting a gauge. The leaks are never at the fittings. My very first couple of leaks were in areas that I thought might have a stress explanation (hot water, in a bend etc) but I have had them in straight supported sections of cold water lines so I think it is defective. Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 02:20 PM (4NO2D) 44
> where she got the name for her famous character "Heathcliff."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 02:13 PM Dr. Huxtable? From the Cosby show? Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 16, 2026 02:20 PM (2Ez/1) 45
I have a manual copper press tool that makes copper pipe easy.
Posted by: Accomack at August 16, 2026 02:20 PM (AZXeW) 46
Also, none of the sections I have replaced with current PEX have ever sprung a leak.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 02:20 PM (4NO2D) 47
don't try to sneak some in...I'll ferret them out!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Obviosly you've never tried Banoffee pie . Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2026 02:21 PM (NnhvP) 48
The chocolate dip seems much thinner than before, and the chocolate itself is almost tasteless. I'm done with Klondike bars.
Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2026 02:08 PM (rj6Yv) ~~~~~ Try the Dove bars. Trust me. Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 16, 2026 02:21 PM (3ImbR) 49
I have a manual copper press tool that makes copper pipe easy.
Posted by: Accomack Well, I have a PEX crimper! Nanna nanna boo boo. Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:22 PM (q6tQZ) 50
Pro tip: Do not under any circumstances bring a banana on a fishing charter. Both you and the banana stand a very good chance of becoming fish food.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m) 51
I don't use PEX-B or rings and crimper anymore. Only PEX-A and expansion fittings as they are more reliable.
Posted by: daggit at August 16, 2026 02:22 PM (gNV72) Posted by: From about That Time at August 16, 2026 02:22 PM (RE0lB) 53
37 Reads thread while eating chocolate covered banana chips.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 16, 2026 02:15 PM Aldi sells those. OMG. Utterly inhalable. Eat the whole package in one sitting. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 16, 2026 02:23 PM (2Ez/1) 54
[ponders] I don't think that there has ever been a candy bar named 'Mr. Rochester'. I suppose that to do so would have been to err. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2026 02:24 PM (XeU6L) 55
A guy can't eat a banana in the presence of another guy.
Posted by: Unwritten Guy Rule #17 Use a knife and fork. You'll still get ridiculed but it's better than the alternative. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 02:24 PM (G8mBT) 56
I don't use PEX-B or rings and crimper anymore. Only PEX-A and expansion fittings as they are more reliable.
Posted by: daggit First I'd heard about that system. Looks great. Hope I never have call to use it. Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2026 02:24 PM (q6tQZ) 57
lol, so do I. Our cottage in Maine has PEX and one winter, some critter decided to taste it.
CPVC plumbing is a gift from god. Posted by: Accomack at August 16, 2026 02:25 PM (AZXeW) 58
I can still get regular size Heath Bars, thank goodness, as they are one of my favorites. For dietary and dental purposes I just take a small bite and let it dissolve slowly instead of chewing it. One bar is good for about five nibbles.
My other favorite was the Mars Bar. They are still made but thanks to the shit-for-brains management they are no longer offered for sale in the US, at least not in my area. I used to like Reeses but the filling they now use tastes like gritty wallpaper paste. If I want the original taste, I'll put a dab of Jif or Skippy on a square of a Hershey bar. First World problems indeed. Posted by: JTB at August 16, 2026 02:26 PM (yTvNw) 59
I can't figure out those sizes of bags and the bars within. Party Size! Fun Size! Family Size! Bite Size! ????? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2026 02:26 PM (XJ22o) 60
I don't think I have ever tried a heath bar
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 16, 2026 02:27 PM (px9cP) 61
Here's a bit of good news:
I'm sure you've all been feeling the pain from coffee prices the past two years. According to the USDA, Brazil harvests 35% of the world's supply of coffee beans. (That's the largest producing country.) According to the "Global Coffee Report" (gcrmag.com) Brazil is on track for a record coffee harvest in 2026. Maybe we'll get some relief on the coffee prices in 2027. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 16, 2026 02:27 PM (O7YUW) 62
Walmart has Heath bars pre-crumbled in five pound bags.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 16, 2026 02:28 PM (zdLoL) 63
But maybe the pressure is too high, and that is a explanation that will really piss me off if it turns out to be true.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 16, 2026 02:28 PM (4NO2D) 64
55 A guy can't eat a banana in the presence of another guy.
Posted by: Unwritten Guy Rule #17 Use a knife and fork. You'll still get ridiculed but it's better than the alternative. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 02:24 PM Like the way I eat a Snickers bar! https://youtube.com/shorts/BjC0nyxPOlc Posted by: Mr. Pitt at August 16, 2026 02:29 PM (2Ez/1) 65
@60/vmom: "I don't think I have ever tried a heath bar"
It's the heathy option, enjoyed at quality learing centers everywhere. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 16, 2026 02:29 PM (O7YUW) 66
Heath bars pre-crumbled in five pound bags.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver That makes me want a DQ breeze. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2026 02:29 PM (NnhvP) 67
>> I don't think I have ever tried a heath bar
They're pretty good but the name is awful. Why not go all the way and call it Chad? Candy bars are supposed to be fun not named after the asshole you hated in school. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 02:29 PM (viF8m) 68
'All I could find were the stupid mini bars that are individually wrapped."
man, and I thought I had problems! Posted by: zigggggy at August 16, 2026 02:29 PM (EDeJ/) 69
Maybe we'll get some relief on the coffee prices in 2027. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant =============== Law of Economics: If supplies tighten, producers respond by raising prices. If supplies increase, producers respond by raising prices -- you've gotten used to it. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2026 02:30 PM (XJ22o) Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2026 02:31 PM (ZdaMQ) 71
My FWP is those mind reading contraptions they have on traffic lights. If I'm running late, every light is red. If I need 60 seconds to do something, every light is green.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 16, 2026 02:31 PM (ndZc7) 72
A guy can't eat a banana in the presence of another guy.
I think the bananas can be easily, without tools, broken down into bite size chunks and eaten. Posted by: Community Notes at August 16, 2026 02:31 PM (a4flb) 73
61 Here's a bit of good news:
I'm sure you've all been feeling the pain from coffee prices the past two years. According to the USDA, Brazil harvests 35% of the world's supply of coffee beans. (That's the largest producing country.) According to the "Global Coffee Report" (gcrmag.com) Brazil is on track for a record coffee harvest in 2026. Maybe we'll get some relief on the coffee prices in 2027. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 16, 2026 02:27 PM +++++ Reminds me of a song! https://youtu.be/zTbJBnkRkFo Posted by: Sinatra at August 16, 2026 02:32 PM (2Ez/1) 74
I think a lot of products were popular simply because of the cost/hassle ratio. Sure you can make your own, but they had a sharp pencil and made a decent enough product that it wasn't worth the hassle.
The enshittification of everything partly due to high labor/transportation costs has negated this for a great many things. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 02:32 PM (H50PN) 75
King Harv's has been out-of-stock on Mocha Java since the missiles started flying off the Yemeni coast. In today's sale, there is a limited amount of very special Yemen coffee on sale -- for $62/lb. Now the Java is suddenly in short supply.
If this doesn't let up, I say we refit the Iowas. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 16, 2026 02:33 PM (zdLoL) 76
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I can't figure out those sizes of bags and the bars within. Party Size! Fun Size! Family Size! Bite Size! ????? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2026 02:26 PM Now do Paper Towels Math. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 16, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1) 77
Brazil is (probably?) mostly Robusta beans. Your exotic Arabica beans might not be affected so much. Every bit helps I'm sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 02:34 PM (H50PN) 78
My type 2 diabetes mother makes heath bar cookies just because they are delicious
Posted by: Accomack That's Satan whispering in her ear. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 16, 2026 02:35 PM (ndZc7) 79
Six runs on only 52 pitches and 7 outs. Pirates need to be broken up.
Posted by: Accomack at August 16, 2026 02:36 PM (CI8I+) 80
In today's sale, there is a limited amount of very special Yemen coffee on sale -- for $62/lb.
The only connoisseur coffee I've ever bought was Jamaica Blue Mountain and that was at the cruise ship port in Jamaica but $62/lb is crazy. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 02:37 PM (e+mu3) 81
I make my own English toffee... Easiest thing in the world to make if your patient...
My wife makes English toffee and distributes most of it as personal presents at Christmas. It's been described as crack, and that is pretty accurate. I've been told many times that people wait anxiously for their allotment, deeply concerned lest they have been forgotten, or worse, banished from the list. Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t) 82
Go beg a cup-full from Dairy Queen
Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Jackson K. at August 16, 2026 02:37 PM (1Fh1q) 84
55 A guy can't eat a banana in the presence of another guy. Posted by: Unwritten Guy Rule #17 Use a knife and fork. You'll still get ridiculed but it's better than the alternative. Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2026 02:24 PM ------ If a knife and fork are not available, next-best is to eat it sideways, like an ear of corn. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 16, 2026 02:38 PM (azNOR) 85
Who was this "Heath" guy anyway? Someone famous in candy bar design?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 16, 2026 02:09 PM (VWtfl) He played the best Joker ever. Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2026 02:38 PM (rbvCR) 86
In today's sale, there is a limited amount of very special Yemen coffee on sale -- for $62/lb.
The only connoisseur coffee I've ever bought was Jamaica Blue Mountain and that was at the cruise ship port in Jamaica but $62/lb is crazy. But the beans have passed through the digestive tract of a syphilitic Yemeni streetboy! Civets are a poor substitute. Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 02:39 PM (Riz8t) 87
Best coffee I ever had was a Kenyan peaberry: fruity crisp and clean way back in 2008-9. Oren’s Daily Roast was the NYC franchise.
Posted by: Accomack at August 16, 2026 02:39 PM (CI8I+) 88
Given the actual amount of genuine Jamaican Blue mountain coffee grown versus the amount offered for sale, it's a safe bet it's often counterfeit. It's good coffee, mild. Official Coffee of the United States Senate. Nothing is too good for our boys in uniform, you see. Oh wait, they get moldy Taster's Choice instant packets. Never mind..
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 02:39 PM (H50PN) 89
@73/Sinatra: What a great song!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 16, 2026 02:42 PM (O7YUW) 90
Lsst 20 minutes disappeared, fell asleep
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 02:42 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 16, 2026 02:42 PM (ndZc7) 92
Apparently Ring™ is previewing a new AI feature for free this month, and I keep getting this very worrisome notification:
"A bird is perched on the porch railing and is looking around." Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 16, 2026 02:42 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 16, 2026 02:43 PM (skLNB) 94
Husband and I went to Wegmans which is a very nice store, and he went to get coffee. He gave me a choice of ground coffee named Marshmallow Fudge ( which was on sale for $1.39 or something) and Snickerdoodle which was not on sale. I chose the Snickerdoodle because I can't stand marshmallow in anything. I think I used to eat S'mores in 4 H camp but that was a long time ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2026 02:43 PM (dom7w) 95
I'd be curious to pass a plate of double-fried tostones (toe-STONE-ays) under the nose of a banana hater. I could eat enough of those to shut down my lower GI tract for a week..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 02:43 PM (nbLIj) 96
I can't figure out those sizes of bags and the bars within.
Party Size! Fun Size! Family Size! Bite Size! ????? What happened to: Mortal Sin Size! Diabetes Jumpstart Size! Medical Study Size! Class-Action Lawsuit Size! Posted by: Community Notes at August 16, 2026 02:43 PM (a4flb) 97
In that sense it's probably a lot like Cuban cigars. The world has moved on.
I used to order green beans from Sweet Maria's. Like most things, shipping costs have buggered everything. It was expensive then, too. But a large order made it pencil out. Green beans kept sealed up well keep almost indefinitely. A cast iron pan and a wooden spoon, and Bob's Yer Uncle. The aroma of roasting coffee beans will probably get your neighbors to break into your home if you've any nearby. Be careful! Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 02:44 PM (H50PN) 98
To hell with growing pot in these houses with thousands of watt lighting, grow coffee
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 02:44 PM (Ia/+0) 99
A guy can't eat a banana in the presence of another guy.
Posted by: Unwritten Guy Rule #17 at August 16, 2026 02:17 PM (2Ez/1) Supposedly the best heckling during a political campaign was the guy at the state fair following the candidate around with the sign: "Eat the corndog you pussy" That being said, I will probably vote for the candidate that whips out a pocket knife and starts cutting slivers off the corndog and eats it pinched between the knife blade and his thumb. Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR) 100
Here's a scary thought.
Perhaps with shrinkflation, those ARE the full size bars. The dollar store somehow has large, satisfying KitKat and Coffee Crisp bars for $0.99 Can. I don't want to know what ancient Chinese magic makes that possible. Not food thread but my friends brought over a huge soup of meat, beans and corn - delicious. I always mow their yard since I'm out there and already hot and sweaty. First World problems Damn, my can opener is pretty gross. I've really spent time cleaning it. Fire and acid may be next. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 16, 2026 02:45 PM (Sco7b) 101
Given the actual amount of genuine Jamaican Blue mountain coffee grown versus the amount offered for sale, it's a safe bet it's often counterfeit. It's good coffee, mild.
Its a breakfast coffee with crowd pleasing mediocrity in every metric, yet the idiots roast it too far so that the Origin is lost to the roast. Posted by: Community Notes at August 16, 2026 02:46 PM (a4flb) 102
>>Best coffee I ever had was a Kenyan peaberry: fruity crisp and clean way back in 2008-9. Oren’s Daily Roast was the NYC franchise.
Best cup of coffee, well pot of coffee, I ever had was at a tiny open air restaurant at the top of equally tiny island in the BVI called Marina Cay. It was some Jamaican fancy thing and it was so good my one cup turned into a morning of drinking coffee and watching sailboats and girls in very small bikinis. The latter might have had some influence on my coffee enjoyment. Oddibe young again. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 02:47 PM (viF8m) 103
I was in the pool!!
Posted by: George "Heath Bar" Costanza at August 16, 2026 02:50 PM (XE5AP) 104
There are them that like Kona, those that prefer Indonesian, and those that like Folgers. I don't sneer at any of them, I learned to drink coffee from Nescafe stirred into boiled milk with far too much sugar, since the other option was a demitasse of "Tinto"
Which is similar to Cuban brewed coffee Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2026 02:50 PM (rbvCR) 105
I can't figure out those sizes of bags and the bars within.
Party Size! Fun Size! Family Size! Bite Size! ????? What happened to: Mortal Sin Size! Diabetes Jumpstart Size! Medical Study Size! Class-Action Lawsuit Size! Posted by: Community Notes Throw pillow size? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 16, 2026 02:51 PM (ndZc7) 106
The only connoisseur coffee I've ever bought was Jamaica Blue Mountain and that was at the cruise ship port in Jamaica but $62/lb is crazy. (SCA scale of 85-88/100
Go find a high scoring (SCA 92/100 Panama Geisha for less. You are buying rarity and a story, just like the civet poop coffee. Posted by: Community Notes at August 16, 2026 02:51 PM (a4flb) Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 16, 2026 02:52 PM (H8nu1) Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 02:52 PM (viF8m) 109
And how that sailboat got in that very small bikini, Groucho will never know.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 16, 2026 02:52 PM (zdLoL) 110
Yeah, it's very good coffee, but it's over-rated is what I'm getting at.
Took AIT at Fort Eustis, there was a large shopping mall right outside DC that one store had the largest coffee bean selection I've ever seen before or since. It was just an endless wall of beans. Probably intended for the Beautiful People. Since our class was current active duty changing MOS they put us up in these hotels, more or less. With maid service. Really. This one nice lady in that line of work would come down to our room just to beg, borrow, or steal a cup of real coffee. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 02:52 PM (H50PN) 111
Burn down the market. This is an outrage.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2026 02:53 PM (Cifda) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 02:53 PM (Cqx++) 113
Had a FWP during the Book Thread but didn't want to interupt
844 moves to wina Spider solitaire game, its evil I tell you Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 02:53 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Professor Jason Arday at August 16, 2026 02:54 PM (ndZc7) 115
Two hundred seconds of Sueli Costa.
youtube.com/watch?v=y2ccJzN6tQw Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 02:54 PM (Jr5Lq) 116
99 A guy can't eat a banana in the presence of another guy.
Posted by: Unwritten Guy Rule #17 at August 16, 2026 02:17 PM (2Ez/1) Amazon has a hilariously reviewed banana slicer for people who don't want their daughters growing up eating bananas like whores. A banana slicer was on 'The Price is Right' a few months ago. $25. If only there was some other way.... Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 16, 2026 02:56 PM (Sco7b) 117
114 my friends brought over a huge soup of meat, beans and corn
- I invented soup. Posted by: Professor Jason Arday at August 16, 2026 02:54 PM Beau Biden died from eating soup. Posted by: Not a joke at August 16, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2026 02:56 PM (y8wRt) Posted by: Frank Sinatra at August 16, 2026 02:56 PM (ndZc7) 120
@92/IrishEi: "A bird is perched on the porch railing and is looking around."
Show us your https://tinyurl.com/48asksed (Don't worry, it's safe for work.) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 16, 2026 02:56 PM (O7YUW) 121
>>>Damn, my can opener is pretty gross. I've really spent time cleaning it. Fire and acid may be next.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart >There are two types of can openers and one is the old school that punctures the metal and the newer variety does just the rim. No mess. Both work as advertised. I use my old school opener for draining tuna. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 02:56 PM (tvdD1) 122
I'm pretty some store still have full-size Heath Bars. You might have to look around a bit.
In any event, ice cream with Heath Bars crunched up in it sounds pretty good to me. Posted by: Ralph at August 16, 2026 02:57 PM (8WZD4) 123
Banana bread and banana pudding are good. That's the end of the list pretty much.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Cifda) 124
I used to like the taste of bananas when younger . Now I can't stand them. I guess some tastes change as we get older.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2026 02:58 PM (y8wRt) 125
tiny island in the BVI called Marina Cay.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 02:47 PM (viF8m) Used to stop there for Rum Punches. Take the dinghy in, have a couple, then back out for the afternoon's sail. Yeah...the BVI sucks. Never go there. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2026 02:58 PM (l4RKn) 126
See the serrated ends on the Heath Bar packaging? I assume they are serrated to make it easier to tear the package open. They used tear open properly, but I think the serrator knives are getting dull on the packaging machines, because they're a PITA to open these days. Enshittification progresses apace.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 02:58 PM (Jr5Lq) 127
In any event, ice cream with Heath Bars crunched up in it sounds pretty good to me.
Posted by: Ralph at August 16, 2026 02:57 PM Yo! Posted by: Your local Dairy Queen at August 16, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1) 128
Check the baking isle where you should be able to buy a bag of Heath Bar chips located with the chocolate chips.
Perfect for ice cream and 'Better than Sex' cake. 😂 Posted by: Jacquie Gemmill at August 16, 2026 03:01 PM (uZ1+q) 129
Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntz 54% of Republican voters and 62% of independents approve of government setting price caps on certain products to limit how expensive they get. - Who wouldn't trust in the honesty and competence of government? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 16, 2026 03:01 PM (ndZc7) 130
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 16, 2026 02:56 PM (O7YUW)
Thanks. LOL . Back in the day here I used to post under another handle things like, "great looking tits" or " beautiful boobies" and it would be pictures of the birds. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2026 03:01 PM (y8wRt) 131
Since our class was current active duty changing MOS they put us up in these hotels, more or less. With maid service. Really.
-------- WTF?! Posted by: Mike Hammer, billeted in WWI era barracks at August 16, 2026 03:02 PM (XeU6L) 132
How bad is your sex life if it's out ranked by a mere confectionery?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 16, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1) 133
>There are two types of can openers and one is the old school that punctures the metal and the newer variety does just the rim. No mess. Both work as advertised. I use my old school opener for draining tuna.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 02:56 PM (tvdD1) Mine's a nice puncture the metal, sturdy one. I'd be tempted to get another one but you KNOW it'll be a cheap Chinese metal thing. Game show network on. A team is named the "Chili Cookers" Fun group. Hope they win. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 16, 2026 03:04 PM (Sco7b) 134
They used tear open properly, but I think the serrator knives are getting dull on the packaging machines, because they're a PITA to open these days.
------ True of nearly all packaging. I've come to regard 'Tear Here' as a cruel hoax. Posted by: Mike Hammer, billeted in WWI era barracks at August 16, 2026 03:05 PM (XeU6L) 135
Chewing Heath Bars is a great way to do DIY dental filling extraction. Serve chilled.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:05 PM (Jr5Lq) 136
Heath Bars have always been a staple in my deer hunting pack. Along with sticks of pepperoni.
Posted by: Cosda at August 16, 2026 03:07 PM (nykNe) 137
>>> Back in the day here I used to post under another handle things like, "great looking tits" or " beautiful boobies" and it would be pictures of the birds.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke >This is a FWP thread, if you're not posting links to real boobies, please stop. No birds. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 03:09 PM (tvdD1) 138
136 Heath Bars have always been a staple in my deer hunting pack. Along with sticks of pepperoni.
Posted by: Cosda at August 16, 2026 03:07 PM If I catch you I'll fine yer ass for huntin' in a baited field! Posted by: The Game Warden at August 16, 2026 03:10 PM (2Ez/1) 139
Yes, that really happened. I've no idea why, but I didn't complain. Have spent plenty of time in substandard billets and ancient barracks and generally shitty accommodations so I didn't sweat it. Graduated first in the class, natch. Tactical Helicopter Repair, 67T.
Eustis (Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks) has the Army Transportation Museum. I remember nothing much about it, but they do have the Johnny Quest style Jet Packs there on display. An early idea that didn't pan out. They couldn't really find a use for them, though they tried. The 90 second tops fuel range may have had something to do with it. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:11 PM (H50PN) 140
@130/FenelonSpoke: "Thanks. LOL . Back in the day here I used to post under another handle things like, "great looking tits" or " beautiful boobies" and it would be pictures of the birds."
*snorts* Nice to see someone else appreciates this particular mild gotcha. It always made me laugh. :-) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 16, 2026 03:11 PM (O7YUW) 141
I think deer droppings would look very different if their diet contained significant pepperoni levels. Hideous to contemplate.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:12 PM (Jr5Lq) 142
Who was this "Heath" guy anyway?
He used to sell build-it-yourself radios. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. My father built 2 Heathkit tube amps, which he gifted to me. Awesome amps, in the 25-35 watt range, which is all you needed back then. Wish I still had them. They would warm up a room nicely in the winter. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 16, 2026 03:12 PM (YcOeP) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 16, 2026 03:14 PM (C0oZI) 144
Locals always referred to it as Fort Useless.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 16, 2026 03:14 PM (2Ez/1) 145
A childhood highlight -
A giant Hershey bar brought home from the actual Hershey, PA factory. Man, I just started at that thing for a while before opening it. How could anything be so perfect? Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 16, 2026 03:14 PM (4HoLg) 146
One weekend, about 5 of us took my car into D.C. to see the sights. After finally finding a parking spot, an old black guy in a large van who ran a tour service talked us into a guided deal. It was great money spent.
He knew where everything was, gave running commentary as we drove by all the monuments. He'd stop at Ford's Theater, or the Smithsonian or wherever, and say "Be back here in half an hour" and then we'd be off to see Arlington. Got to see the changing of the Guard, and even a tour of the White House. Best ten bucks I ever spent, or whatever it was. There's no way we would have seen even half of it had we not ran into that old feller with the van. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:15 PM (H50PN) 147
129 Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntz 54% of Republican voters and 62% of independents approve of government setting price caps on certain products to limit how expensive they get. - Who wouldn't trust in the honesty and competence of government? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh ---- Not that Frank would ever put his thumb on the scale. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 16, 2026 03:16 PM (C0oZI) 148
"54% of Republican voters and 62% of independents approve of government setting price caps on certain products to limit how expensive they get."
Cripes. Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:16 PM (Jr5Lq) 149
Heathkit was a very good company, Benton Harbor Mich, they made a gazillion different kits, not just music amplifiers. Very well designed and engineered products. In those days building a kit offered significant savings over factory wired. Dynaco was another, out of Philadelphia.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:19 PM (H50PN) 150
Only truck stop slurpee-sucking Siberian snow pimps would ruin good ice cream with a Heath bar. Those things are nasty.
Now Snickers, on the other hand. Now there's a great candy bar! Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2026 03:19 PM (2WIwB) 151
I built a Heathkit DX-60B xmtr and one of their ham band rcvrs, forgot the model number. Built their VTVM. I've built a shitload of kits. Latest was a QDX QRP FSK xcvr, with a brilliant, open design.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:19 PM (Jr5Lq) 152
148 "54% of Republican voters and 62% of independents approve of government setting price caps on certain products to limit how expensive they get."
Cripes. Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:16 PM (Jr5Lq) $0.25 US a gallon gasoline will rule for all of you. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Kramer at August 16, 2026 03:21 PM (2Ez/1) 154
I built my Altair 8800 in June 1975. I should dig out the pics and send them to the hobby thread. Also had an Altair 680 that a guy built, but it didn't work, so I bought it and fixed it. I should have hung onto those machines.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:21 PM (Jr5Lq) 155
On Aug. 15, 1971, in a nationally televised address, Nixon announced, “I am today ordering a freeze on all prices and wages throughout the United States.” Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 03:21 PM (Cqx++) 156
Heathkits had the highest quality solder I've ever used. It was magical! It had to be good to prevent failed builds and returns.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:23 PM (Jr5Lq) 157
Is this about us?
Posted by: Truck stop slurpee-sucking Siberian snow pimps at August 16, 2026 03:24 PM (2Ez/1) 158
On Aug. 15, 1971, in a nationally televised address, Nixon announced, “I am today ordering a freeze on all prices and wages throughout the United States.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 03:21 PM (Cqx++) The great irony of Nixon becoming sone kind of conservative icon is that he was actually a flaming liberal, who cared nothing for free market economics. And with things like the EPA, he sought to expand the fed gov as much as possible. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2026 03:25 PM (TCmq7) 159
I guess Britain won't have to worry about FWPs much longer, seeing as how they won't be in the FW at all. Here's a Mark Felton video about the current state of their "aircraft carriers". I put that in quotes, since they really don't have much in the way of aircraft, and in any case, lack a battle group to protect them during deployments, which they don't often do because they're constantly breaking down. Other than that, the Royal Navy is a real powerhouse.
Operation Paper Tiger - Britain's Useless Aircraft Carriers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j62ElUAtAE Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t) 160
Dude. Compared to the artisan grinding of each full-city roast coffee bean you're going to do, unwrapping a few mini-Heath Bars is relatively trivial.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 03:26 PM (0sNs1) 161
Amazon just delivered two packages, left them outside my door.
They were addressed to apartment H. I live in apartment B. Who is Amazon hiring who can't tell the difference between an H and a B? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 16, 2026 03:26 PM (CHHv1) 162
Vintage solder flux smells awesome! The rosin-core solder, it has a pine or evergreen odor that is really nice. Not supposed to huff the fumes, but a little whiff will bring you back in time and won't affect your brain cells. Didn't do mmggf ummg me any hrm kjakggggggggggj
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:27 PM (H50PN) 163
129 Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntz 54% of Republican voters and 62% of independents approve of government setting price caps on certain products to limit how expensive they get +++ Polls are always accurate! Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 16, 2026 03:27 PM (2Ez/1) 164
Isn't Frank Luntz what's-his-name's "roommate"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 03:28 PM (0sNs1) 165
A long time ago, on deployment to Bogue Field at Camp Lejeune, we were billeted out at Montford Point. MP was the black boot camp during segregation. Single story squad bays, separate buildings for heads, coal pot belly heaters.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 16, 2026 03:28 PM (gm9Sb) 166
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:29 PM (H50PN) 167
Yes, rosin smells very good. Not just in solder, but in bowed instruments. And bowling I guess. Frankincense, myrrh, other tree saps smell good melted/combusted.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:30 PM (Jr5Lq) 168
164 Isn't Frank Luntz what's-his-name's "roommate"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 03:28 PM (0sNs1) Jeffrey Dahmer. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2026 03:30 PM (TCmq7) 169
I built my first computer out of flip-flops. 4 bytes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 03:31 PM (0sNs1) 170
Speaking of aircraft carriers, future USS JFK just wrapped up sea trials. Commissioning next March.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 16, 2026 03:31 PM (2Ez/1) 171
Who is Amazon hiring who can't tell the difference between an H and a B? Posted by: BeckoningChasm H1-Bs Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++) 172
They used tear open properly, but I think the serrator knives are getting dull on the packaging machines, because they're a PITA to open these days. Enshittification progresses apace.
Posted by: gp While there are many instances of intentional enshittification and planned obsolescence, there is a larger force at work. Physics is changing. Materials are tougher at the molecular level. Bottle and jar lids tighten up due to cosmic expansion. Time is accelerating so it takes longer to accomplish tasks. Microbiological mutations alter cognitive processes and recollections shift slightly and false memories arise. And as many an over-29-year-old can attest, gravity fluctuations are becoming more frequent. Much of this traces back to the supercollider, but HARP transmissions and the earth's shifting axial tilt are suspected of accelerating the effects. I saw this on a YouTube so it must be true. Posted by: mindful webworker - Bitcoin and Flock cameras implicated at August 16, 2026 03:32 PM (S3rL0) 173
Based on this, I'd have to guess all the real problems of the world must've been solved!
Posted by: Max K at August 16, 2026 03:32 PM (B6AQc) 174
It's not well known, but even National Park campgrounds were segregated. This issue came to a head by the 1930s, as the rule was "separate but equal" is OK, sorta kinda, if you squint. Except there weren't any campgrounds, because black folks didn't really go camping too much. Much hilarity ensued as southern politicians tried to thread that needle, and issues of federal jurisdiction and the rest of it.
Some of the parks like Shenandoah and Smoky Mountain were sort of hybrids, the land was donated to the federal government, but with caveats about existing state law taking precedence. Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:32 PM (H50PN) 175
Is this about us?
Posted by: Truck stop slurpee-sucking Siberian snow pimps I saw Truck Stop Slurpee-sucking Siberian Snow Pimps open for Painful Discharge at Three Rivers Stadium. Epic show. Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 03:32 PM (hrOJm) 176
An America that doesn't have full-size Heath bars...
************** Athos, Porthos, and 30% Aramis Grocery shopping is the sum of all fears Everything is shrink-flated it appears I hopped in my car to buy a fluffy nougat bar The label said Two-Point-Three Musketeers Posted by: muldoon at August 16, 2026 03:33 PM (I0N4X) 177
An America that doesn't have full-size Heath bars isn't a country I want to live in.
Have you tried turning the country off and on again?... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK) 178
While there are many instances of intentional enshittification and planned obsolescence, there is a larger force at work.
Physics is changing. Materials are tougher at the molecular level. Bottle and jar lids tighten up due to cosmic expansion. Time is accelerating so it takes longer to accomplish tasks. Microbiological mutations alter cognitive processes and recollections shift slightly and false memories arise. And as many an over-29-year-old can attest, gravity fluctuations are becoming more frequent. Much of this traces back to the supercollider, but HARP transmissions and the earth's shifting axial tilt are suspected of accelerating the effects. I saw this on a YouTube so it must be true. Posted by: mindful webworker - Bitcoin and Flock cameras implicated at August 16, 2026 03:32 PM Madness takes its toll. Posted by: Riff Raff at August 16, 2026 03:33 PM (0sNs1) 179
Who is Amazon hiring who can't tell the difference between an H and a B?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm H1(b)s? I thought this was going to be hard. Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 03:33 PM (hrOJm) 180
"54% of Republican voters and 62% of independents approve of government setting price caps on certain products to limit how expensive they get."
Cripes. Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:16 PM (Jr5Lq) $0.25 US a gallon gasoline will rule for all of you. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 16, 2026 03:20 PM Well gas was 25 cents a gallon in 1948. Of course adjusted for inflation gas at 25 cents a gallon now costs $3.46 so it is about the same as we are paying today. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2026 03:34 PM (cpFbA) 181
I saw Truck Stop Slurpee-sucking Siberian Snow Pimps open for Painful Discharge at Three Rivers Stadium.
Epic show. Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 03:32 PM (hrOJm) ------------ I got stories man. Posted by: the Truck Stop Slurpee-sucking Siberian Snow Pimps roadie at August 16, 2026 03:35 PM (XE5AP) 182
Finally raining that it promised all day
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0) 183
176 An America that doesn't have full-size Heath bars...
************** Athos, Porthos, and 30% Aramis Grocery shopping is the sum of all fears Everything is shrink-flated it appears I hopped in my car to buy a fluffy nougat bar The label said Two-Point-Three Musketeers Posted by: muldoon at August 16, 2026 03:33 PM (I0N4X) I think it would be funny if Mike Tyson played Porthos or Aramis and was calling for Athos... "Hey, Athols! Athols!" Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:35 PM (l3cgK) 184
54% of Republican voters and 62% of independents approve of government setting price caps on certain products to limit how expensive they get." Cripes. Posted by: gp ================ Fine. Those people are all involved in goods or services. Hey Farmer Jones -- we're capping your pork at whatever urbanites want to pay. Miners! You won't be getting as much for your stone and gypsum, so prepare for your company's cutbacks. Waiters, waitresses everywhere! We can't afford to import the foods that fall under the Affordability Committee's diktats, so get used to Soviet-style restaurant business. Come to look, I can't find anything about that online... Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2026 03:36 PM (XJ22o) 185
In 1948 though, a squad of guys in uniform would deploy to your car and pump the gasoline for you, wash the windshield and windows, check the motor oil, tire pressure, and the rest of it.
Now they just say "FU" pump it yerself! Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:36 PM (H50PN) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Cqx++) 187
Bought a 5-ct box of Clif Bars recently. They're about 25% smaller than I remember from before. Same price.
Posted by: Don Black at August 16, 2026 03:37 PM (ZxPkt) 188
I think it would be funny if Mike Tyson played Porthos or Aramis and was calling for Athos...
"Hey, Athols! Athols!" Posted by: jim I dated a profoundly deaf woman for a time decades ago. She would say to me "Don be an athole, athole!" Loved that gal. Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2026 03:37 PM (hrOJm) Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Jr5Lq) 190
Pushing near 100 degrees here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2026 03:38 PM (Cifda) 191
I still want to make a Nixie tube Clock. I think that would be cool.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:39 PM (H50PN) 192
Mmmmmm - maple & heath bar ice cream. Sounds delicious!
Posted by: 496 at August 16, 2026 03:40 PM (F6e7a) 193
Coffee heath bar is damn good too, so props for that, but maple would be pretty amazing
Posted by: 496 at August 16, 2026 03:41 PM (F6e7a) 194
"It finally ISN'T raining here today."
Tomorrow we'll have a six-hour period of low humidity when I can finally open the windows and air this place out. Ten days of soupy weather so far. Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq) 195
Don't look now, but there are two styles of Heath toffee chips in the spices aisle next to the chocolate chips.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 16, 2026 03:41 PM (wxsGM) 196
"Butter Brickle" was a variant that was really good, too.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:41 PM (H50PN) 197
"A bird is perched on the porch railing and is looking around."
Birds aren't real, you know that, right? Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 16, 2026 03:43 PM (aJQbY) 198
On the Greek island of Chios, a liqueur is made of the resin of the mastika shrub. You couldn't pay me enough to get drunk on a bottle, but it's a wondrous little digestif. I'm amused to have a drink with the same name as the stuff we used to glue down floor tile. Yes, you could probably flux solder with it too.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 16, 2026 03:43 PM (zdLoL) 199
8 oz. bags of Heath toffee chips. My secret weapon.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 16, 2026 03:44 PM (wxsGM) 200
198 On the Greek island of Chios, a liqueur is made of the resin of the mastika shrub. You couldn't pay me enough to get drunk on a bottle, but it's a wondrous little digestif. I'm amused to have a drink with the same name as the stuff we used to glue down floor tile. Yes, you could probably flux solder with it too.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 16, 2026 03:43 PM (zdLoL) Use the leaded solder; it's sweeter. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:44 PM (l3cgK) 201
40 Little went Trick-or-Treating with friends one year and there was an old guy handing out theater-sized candy bars, encouraging them to take more than one. Turned out to be the guy who invented the intermittent windshield wiper..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 16, 2026 02:18 PM (nbLIj) Was his last name 'Lucas'? (That's a British car joke son! Getit?) Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 16, 2026 03:44 PM (o/vJD) 202
Heath bars are the okra of the candy world.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2WIwB) 203
202 Heath bars are the okra of the candy world.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2WIwB) Oh? I love okra, so they must be quite good... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:46 PM (l3cgK) 204
Grocery shopping is the sum of all fears
Everything is shrink-flated it appears I hopped in my car to buy a fluffy nougat bar The label said Two-Point-Three Musketeers Posted by: muldoon at August 16, 2026 03:33 PM (I0N4X) Excellent!!! Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2026 03:47 PM (2WIwB) 205
"54% of Republican voters and 62% of independents approve of government setting price caps on certain products to limit how expensive they get."
Is that about the same percentage of "voters" that approve of minimum wage increases? It may be time that people who demand minimum wage and price caps get a tattoo on the forehead so that it makes it easier to support a two-tiered system, where tattooed people get the wage and price controls, and the remainder allow for market pricing signals. When the price controlled stuff is no longer available, they can watch the rest of us enjoy reduced competition for the market priced products and services while they watch and learn. Posted by: Community Notes at August 16, 2026 03:47 PM (a4flb) 206
"Use the leaded solder; it's sweeter."
Lead acetate has a powerfully sweet odor. It was once called 'sugar of lead.' Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:49 PM (Jr5Lq) 207
Nobody loves okra. It's Brussels sprouts ugly cousin.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m) 208
We have a native grass here called prairie dropseed. It smells exactly like hot buttered popcorn.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:50 PM (Jr5Lq) 209
Heath bars are rationed to British children as "candy."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 03:50 PM (JvZF+) 210
Use the leaded solder; it's sweeter.
And this fulfills today's Thought about Rome. They put that shit in everything. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 16, 2026 03:51 PM (zdLoL) 211
207 Nobody loves okra. It's Brussels sprouts ugly cousin.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m) I love Brussel Sprouts too... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:52 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 16, 2026 03:52 PM (3ImbR) 213
208 We have a native grass here called prairie dropseed. It smells exactly like hot buttered popcorn.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:50 PM (Jr5Lq) Does it taste like hot, buttered popcorn? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:54 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 03:54 PM (JvZF+) 215
Chunky brand candy bars with raisins are why I have trust issues
Posted by: nckate at August 16, 2026 03:54 PM (enNUy) Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m) 217
I still want to make a Nixie tube Clock. I think that would be cool.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2026 03:39 PM Nixie tubes aren't cheap. AFAIK, most, if not all, of them are sourced from the Rooskies these days. Posted by: Riff Raff at August 16, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1) 218
215 Chunky brand candy bars with raisins are why I have trust issues
Posted by: nckate at August 16, 2026 03:54 PM (enNUy) I also love raisins...gee, I seem to like lots of food lots of you don't. Okra, brussels sprouts, raisins...how 'bout Liver and Onions? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK) 219
"Does it taste like hot, buttered popcorn?"
I wouldn't be afraid to taste the seed, but never tried it. Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:56 PM (Jr5Lq) 220
Brussels Sprouts are the dingleberries of Satan.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1) 221
You can buy normal size Heath bars in red states.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 03:57 PM (cWLG3) Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m) 223
I also love raisins...gee, I seem to like lots of food lots of you don't. Okra, brussels sprouts, raisins...how 'bout Liver and Onions?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK) Oddly enough I like all of those... Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 03:57 PM (FtULh) 224
nixiediy.com has the Nixie clock kits.
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 03:58 PM (Jr5Lq) 225
223 I also love raisins...gee, I seem to like lots of food lots of you don't. Okra, brussels sprouts, raisins...how 'bout Liver and Onions?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK) Oddly enough I like all of those... Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 03:57 PM (FtULh) ::: fist-bump ::: Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:58 PM (l3cgK) 226
When I get fried chicken, I remove the kidneys from the thighs and eat them. They taste good to me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 03:59 PM (l3cgK) 227
You two go sit on the couch with Jugdish and Mohamed.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 03:59 PM (viF8m) 228
I can't remember the last time I had a candy bar. It's been a long time.
Posted by: Case at August 16, 2026 03:59 PM (UKrJG) 229
222 They literally made a candy with raisins in chocolate and called them Goobers.
I mean, c'mon. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m) --- Everyone knows goobers (aka goober peas) are peanuts! What yankee sorcery is this? Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 03:59 PM (cWLG3) 230
So this is the food thread ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh) 231
Goodness how delicious!
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 04:00 PM (Jr5Lq) 232
>>Everyone knows goobers (aka goober peas) are peanuts! What yankee sorcery is this?
It doesn't matter. They are all cousins. Like boiled peanuts. Why? Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 04:00 PM (viF8m) 233
>>>Nobody loves okra. It's Brussels sprouts ugly cousin.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m) I love Brussel Sprouts too... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) >I've heard a lot of good things said about okra. Never really noticed it myself. Some people put it in jambalaya but I would never know. Brussel sprouts are okay if you prep them right. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 04:01 PM (tvdD1) 234
nood
Posted by: gp at August 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Jr5Lq) 235
chocolate-covered raisins (e.g. raisinetes) are yummy. I sometimes buy the Costco equivalent...a tub-o-choco-raisins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 16, 2026 04:01 PM (l3cgK) 236
FOOD NOOD
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0) 237
They literally made a candy with raisins in chocolate and called them Goobers.
I mean, c'mon. Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m) ==-= Ahem. Raisinettes are chocolate-covered raisins. Goobers are some sort of nut, peanuts? Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2026 04:02 PM (JvZF+) 238
@233 Fried okra is good, and is an essential component of gumbo, IMHO. Boiled okra, however, is Eldritch slime poop.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 04:03 PM (cWLG3) 239
I like raisins in two things: trail mix and raisin bran. Raisins in cookies is vile.
As for liver, a hard pass. my Mom liked liver, so would cook it for dinner once a month or so. The smell of liver is nauseating. I don't like chicken, turkey liver either. Oddly, I once had a small portion of mule deer liver, and it was not nearly as awful. Wasn't great, but I did eat it. This was at a friend's house. Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at August 16, 2026 04:04 PM (0aYVJ) 240
@237 There is/was a chocolate covered peanut snack called "Goobers".
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 04:04 PM (cWLG3) Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at August 16, 2026 04:05 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Marooned at August 16, 2026 04:57 PM (kt8QE) 243
Yeah, Heath is a crap name for candy. Same as Clark, I mean WTF?
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at August 16, 2026 05:00 PM (JM9I6) 244
Open wide for Chunky!
Posted by: The Candy Man Can at August 16, 2026 05:19 PM (JM9I6) 245
Banana pudding is hard to make but people love it.
Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2026 05:20 PM (LHPAg) 246
243 Yeah, Heath is a crap name for candy. Same as Clark, I mean WTF?
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at August 16, 2026 05:00 PM (JM9I6) 'Cough.'-Smith Brothers Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2026 05:24 PM (LHPAg) 247
“Supermarket?”
What, you don’t make your own toffee, food blogger? Anyway, Skor bars are the same thing, and they come full size in every convenience store and service stop. Posted by: BuddyPC at August 16, 2026 06:13 PM (9/bk6) 248
The Top 5 candies of all time
!) Snickers. The King. The Goat. 2) Baby Ruth 3) Butterfinger 4) Oh Henry 5) Reeces Peanut Butter Cups because I said so Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 16, 2026 06:13 PM (jrgJz) 249
238 @233 Fried okra is good, and is an essential component of gumbo, IMHO. Boiled okra, however, is Eldritch slime poop.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 16, 2026 04:03 PM (cWLG3) ****** Came to comment on Heath Bars (now forgot why) and stayed for fried okra. My seafood gumbo, a take on the Southern Sideboard's Jackson Junior League cookbook, has frozen cut okra I add in the last few minutes. Otherwise fried or no eating. To my gumbo knowledge you don't put fried okra in gumbo. My grandmother, she of Julia Child's equal but prettier, did not leave recipes. So I have had to guess and test over several years with my late father. Once I got it right it stayed. I am also possibly the only person on earth who got a 2nd degree burn on the tip of my nose making gumbo for the Super Bowl decades ago. I thought I burned my roux and sniffed the 500 degree wooden spoon. Oopsie! Sons saw me put my not large nose in a glass of water as they colored, paging their father. The doc at urgent care asked if I was freebasing cocaine like Richard Pryor and for an entire week I had to explain roux to co-workers as I had a dab of Silvadene on my nose for 10dys. I got weary of explaining. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 16, 2026 06:23 PM (hzuYO) 250
>I've heard a lot of good things said about okra. Never really noticed it myself. Some people put it in jambalaya but I would never know. Brussel sprouts are okay if you prep them right.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 16, 2026 04:01 PM (tvdD1) ********* Roasted Brussels sprouts are good! Sliced fried okra is also very, very good! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 16, 2026 06:25 PM (hzuYO) 251
Make it yourself - toffee takes 30 minutes
Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 16, 2026 08:14 PM (7hNt2) 252
Instead of eating just one normal size Heath bar you end up eating 10 mini bars and consume more fat and sugar than you would have from one regular bar.
Posted by: LKP at August 16, 2026 09:09 PM (ylpKQ) On The One Hand, Iran's Economy Is imploding...On The Other Hand, The Mullahs And IRGC Are Willing To Suffer A Lot!
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