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Trump To Cowardly Countries Complaining They Can't Get Their Oil Through the Strait of Hormuz: If You Want Your Oil, Send In Your Navy and Take It Yourselves, Tough-Guys
And Trump is also shifting the Overton Window on the NATO alliance -- and I have shifted with him. An alliance is like a contract between nations; it either provides reciprocal advantage to both parties, or it's repudiated. I used to worry that Europe would be taken over by Russia with NATO. Now I don't care if it is or isn't, and anyway, Europe is choosing Soviet Communism on its own without Russia tanks compelling it to. And obviously, it is Islam conquering Europe, not Russia.
American Debunk
@AmericanDebunk
This post by Trump is pre-framing what's to come. Read along and you'll start to see it too. When Trump tells the UK to "go to the Strait and just TAKE IT," the surface read is that he's venting at allies who didn't show up. But the deeper move is priming the the public (and world) with a new mental frame: the Strait of Hormuz is not Iranian sovereign territory anymore. It's available real estate. It's takeable. Anyone with courage can have it. That's a massive Overton Window shift delivered, in a tweet, as an insult to the UK. A year ago "America controls the Strait of Hormuz" sounded like some twisted fantasy. Today Trump is telling Britain to go grab it themselves like it's a parking spot. In a few weeks, Trump has normalized the concept of Western control over the Strait so thoroughly that full US seizure now looks like the modest option compared to what he's suggesting allies do on their own. This is intentional. The persuasion mechanics here are priming plus pre-selling. Whatever the eventual deal includes (US Navy permanent presence, joint patrols, Iranian withdrawal from mining infrastructure) the public will accept it because Trump already told them the Strait is there for the taking. Your subconscious mind has already been primed to accept it. This "psychological baseline" is going to influence Trump-Iran negotiations. Best believe it. "The hard part is done" works the same way. He's managing public fatigue. It translates to "we won, relax, this is cleanup". This keeps approval from eroding while the Pakistan talks drag through April. Trump isn't describing reality. He's installing it. Say the Strait is takeable enough times and it becomes takeable in the public mind. It's been 10 years of Trump and he still leaves me in awe with his persuasion.
🚨 HOLY CRAP! SecWar Pete Hegseth just dropped a truth nuke on NATO
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 31, 2026
“You don't have much of an ALLIANCE if you have countries that are not willing to STAND with you when you need them!”
NATO is officially on notice.
President Trump never forgets. pic.twitter.com/0AJRGkspYj
PRESIDENT TRUMP: NATO wasn’t there for us. We send billions of dollars to them every year to protect them. We would have always been there for them. But based on their actions, I guess we don’t have to be, do we?
— Department of State (@StateDept) March 27, 2026
Why would we be there for them if they’re not there for us? pic.twitter.com/SGPWqZjhzg
🚨Trump: “The Country of France wouldn’t let planes headed to Israel, loaded up with military supplies, fly over French territory. France has been VERY UNHELPFUL with respect to the “Butcher of Iran,” who has been successfully eliminated! The U.S.A. will REMEMBER!!! President… pic.twitter.com/dWSEhPuenp
— Raylan Givens (@JewishWarrior13) March 31, 2026
President Trump shares footage of U.S. bunker buster strikes hitting an Iranian ammo depot in Isfahan, showing massive explosions from 2,000-pound bombs. 
— Brandon Straka #WalkAway (@BrandonStraka) March 31, 2026
Supporters say the strikes are crippling Iran’s capabilities and increasing pressure.pic.twitter.com/IIYujnptmO
BREAKING: Huge uplift in vessel traffic through the Strait of Hormuz today.
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 31, 2026
The regime has lost control.
pic.twitter.com/TFPmDEWEF1
Gummi
@gummibear737 Western civilization may never win another war if this keeps up This is maddening. The radical left, mainstream media, and the woke right are running the exact same playbook with the US/Israel campaign against Iran as they did with Israel in Gaza They create impossible standards in terms of: -Zero Casualties
-Zero Economic Disruption
-Zero Uncertainty
-Zero Time to Accomplish the Mission
-Zero Collateral Damage And everything the bad guys do is actually our fault because we made them do it....same script as Gaza...the bad guys have no agency and it's actually our fault Day 32 of the Iran war:
-degraded missile factories, nuclear sites, IRGC bases, and proxy networks
-the Supreme Leader is gone...and his replacement is s vegetable
-all the top leadership is gone...in fact, we don't even know who's in charge Yet the all you hear is endless doomerism And all of this sounds exactly like the demoralization propaganda from Russia, China, and Iran, that has infiltrated our society for years via social media and retarded influencers chasing click This isn't responsible skepticism It's weakness... And you'll never get peace through strength when the opponent knows you lack resolve and they can just wait you out This is madness
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (SlGTd)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 02:35 PM (RDqo2)
They've relied on the US for their security for 4 generations. There's barely anyone alive in those countries that can remember when they took care of themselves.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (SlGTd)
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Crap. Phrasing. I forgot my wife said I was never allowed to again.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (SlGTd)
i've occasionally thought that maybe we should get serious about colonization
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (oY6Yp)
Blunt, but perfect.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (4KUe5)
It should be... We just proved we actually don't need them.....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (kamC8)
Yeah. She's genuinely lstupid and she's the poster child for leftist credentialism. You look at her resume, she looks very impressive. You hear her talk, you know it was all given her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: doug at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
This. Can't come quick enough.
Also, I notice the Straight of Hormuz is shaped somewhat like a cervix.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:40 PM (abIsI)
Spoils of war?
They create impossible standards in terms of:
-Zero Casualties
-Zero Economic Disruption
-Zero Uncertainty
-Zero Time to Accomplish the Mission
-Zero Collateral Damage
The DisneyChannel guide to warfare.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:40 PM (Sco7b)
Kicking him out is the best thing that could happen to him, but he doesn't even know how to do laundry. It's going to be ugly for a while.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (skSAB)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)
Quite appropriate since its getting pounded.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (N39Ws)
Build yourselves a functioning Navy and go secure your own rights of navigation on the world's oceans, bunch of pussies.
Fucking ingrates have spent 80 years punching out from behind our apron. Time to go confront the bullies yourselves.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (oqH4h)
It was terrible, chunks were everywhere, it looked like a Doom demon you shot with the rocket launcher. The walls were coated with blood and viscera, an eyeball hit the camera lens.
Seriously though, this kind of reminds me of when SNL was still somewhat funny, and they ran a bit during Desert Storm in which they had Bush do a speech, but in a Middle Eastern, dramatic style. It was pretty funny, then they cut to an Iraqi government official who was impressed and liked it.
Trump is speaking a language they understand and resonate with. The pearl-clutching left is horrified with it, but this is what that culture gets and resonates with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (El6/E)
Hell, The Europeans are going full-on communist. Russia may be authoritarian but I think they've gotten rid of the communist bug. AND they're resisting the Muslim invasion too.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (KH0i+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (19SAM)
This stopped all transiting, because no tanker is going to move anywhere without insurance.
Now whether this was on purpose or not, is up for question.
Dr Robert Malone discusses Maritime insurance and the roots of Lloyd's of London
"Control insurance and you control trade.
85% of the world’s trade moves by sea and nearly half of it is insured through the London market."
https://www.malone.news/p/dire-straits-part-2
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Gary Johnston at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (EXyHK)
Trump should demand reparations from Europe, Russia, and Ukraine.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (Y8DZL)
Why bring on guests, Abby, if it’s really about your opinions?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)
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It was just called the Strait of Muz until your mom sailed through it.
ba dum tiss
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (skSAB)
Add the UK as well. And Sweden, Germany, Austria. Their weakness is Islam's opportunity for a near bloodless conquering.
We'll be going back - a modern day Crusades. Except this time I hope our leaders make these countries our territories.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:43 PM (N39Ws)
https://youtu.be/9OpIbiFmY60
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (ExV1e)
Damn Trump!
Posted by: Londoner at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)
NAH. He's telling Britain to grab the strait LIKE IT'S A PUSSY.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: World Atlas at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (CwhoI)
Been trying to catch up on all the terrific news of the last couple of weeks. Never thought I would be alive to see such an incredible transformation across all aspects of our country. God bless President Trump, his family, and all those who were willing to risk it all and work with him to save America. The Golden Era is upon us.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (3ImbR)
Guests on CNN are not there to share their opinion, they are there to share the CNN official opinion, in the guest's voice.
Its like the old joke about women: when a woman asks her husband his opinion they don't want his opinion. They want their opinion, repeated, in a deeper voice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (El6/E)
It is the best of times. It is the worst of times.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
This time we'd better not care which side they're on.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (skSAB)
And its still falling apart, so badly that they are resorting to murdering their own people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (El6/E)
Well, that most certainly won't be the UK.
They recently pretty much ceded the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain by giving them control of the border.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
No, we live in a world where America wins when Europe gets poorer. Thank God!
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (qgHp7)
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Gay vegetable. Huge queer. Loves the cock.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)
Their own new citizens and their children side with Iran.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (skSAB)
If only there were someone with deep pockets who could act as a counterbalance against Lloyds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (ExV1e)
"If anyone thinks here that the European Union or Europe can defend itself without the US, KEEP ON DREAMING! YOU CAN'T! We can't!"
"Europe — if you REALLY want to go it alone, and those of you who are planning for that, FORGET that you can ever get there with 5% [GDP for defense spending]. It will be 10%! You have to build up your own nuclear capability!"
"That costs billions and billions of euros. You will lose them. In that scenario, you would lose the ultimate guarantor of our freedom, which is the U.S. nuclear umbrella. So, hey, good luck!" 😭
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (RHGPo)
The regime has lost control."
Lol this is such horseshit. Iran is letting ships from friendly countries through. They're not trying to block all traffic. Only their enemies.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (tZs6V)
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Nice to see you commenting. I thought you might have been having a stroke...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (qgHp7)
Europe is on their own.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (9E5Ho)
Pretty much every moron here would be in jail over the content of their posts if AOS was European social media.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (sX1BW)
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Gay vegetable. Huge queer. Loves the cock.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)
Watched Tousi and he showed how they were putting up posters of the gay Dear leader with a rainbow flag in the background in Tehran
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (lFFaq)
They recently pretty much ceded the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain by giving them control of the border.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
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Spain will cede control to their Muslim conquerors/overlords.
Will they close the Strait of Gibraltar?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (wrEn7)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (SlGTd)
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Crap. Phrasing. I forgot my wife said I was never allowed to again.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (SlGTd)
Wait, your wife wants you to never be nood? You sir a lucky man!
Posted by: Dr. Tobias Funke at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (qivay)
It should be... We just proved we actually don't need them.....
Let's (FTSOA) assume they saw the error of their ways and decided they really needed to up their military game. How would they? They lack the MIC base to do much, and what they can do will take a long time. I doubt they'd have serious militaries in under a decade.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)
"If anyone here thinks that the EU or Europe can defend itself without the US, keep on dreaming. You can't. We can't."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (FmapG)
He's a Trump fan... And right...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
A couple of weeks ago, Bessent implied the US might provide insurance for a reasonable fee.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (skSAB)
I didn't exactly do much to help, being basically a middle aged shut-in, but at least I was able to troll antisemites and retards on /pol/.
You're welcome for my service.
I suggest to Owens, Kent, Floyd and those following them to quit being retarded.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (gKWVE)
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Gay vegetable. Huge queer. Loves the cock.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)
Western gay pride gear will be a rare and valuable bargaining chip.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (skSAB)
If only there were someone with deep pockets who could act as a counterbalance against Lloyds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (ExV1e)
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There is. Lloyd's is still a major player, but it's market dominance is not nearly what it used to be. Big players from other countries (USA, Germany, Korea, etc) have jumped in the game and are seizing market share. Hartford in CT and NYC might have more total market share than Lloyd's right now.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: John Moses Browning at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (RDqo2)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (y171U)
NATO doesn't exist to serve the interests of Lindsey Graham and the Neocons.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (+DwtS)
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Should not be hard.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
A couple of weeks ago, Bessent implied the US might provide insurance for a reasonable fee.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (skSAB)
You don't say. Gosh, I wonder what sort of impact that would have on the UK economy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (ExV1e)
Providence Mayor Calls Mural Showing Face of Slaughtered Iryna Zarutska "Divisive," Wants It Taken Down
He wants the mural destroyed. He does not want to say her name.
The mayor of Rhode Island's capital city is calling for a mural reportedly backed by Elon Musk to honor Iryna Zarutska --the Ukrainian woman whose brutal murder while riding a North Carolina train prompted calls for harsher punishment for career criminals -- to be taken down. The mural, located on the exterior of The Dark Lady, an LGBTQ+ club in downtown Providence, remains incomplete, WJAR-TV reported. The office of Mayor Brett Smiley told the news outlet that he wants the artwork taken down. "The murder of the individual depicted in this mural was a devastating tragedy, but the misguided, isolating intent of those funding murals like the one across the county is divisive and does not represent Providence," Smiley said in a statement. He said he continues to "encourage our community to support local artists whose work brings us closer together rather than divide us."Did he call for the George Floyd murals to be obliterated as well? Of course not.
... Zarutska, a 23-year-old refugee who fled her country after the Russian invasion, was brutally stabbed to death in an unprovoked attack while riding the Lynx Blue Line light rail in Charlotte, NC, last year. The suspect, Decarlos Brown Jr., 34, is charged with violence against a railroad carrier and mass transportation system resulting in death, which is a capital offense under federal law. ... Zarutska's death prompted questions about soft on crime policies adopted by many Democratic-run cities. President Donald Trump spotlighted the killing during his State of the Union address last month. ... "Iryna was riding home on the train when a deranged monster, who had been arrested over a dozen times and was released through no-cash bail, stood up and viciously slashed a knife through her neck and body," Trump said. "She had escaped a brutal war only to be slain by a hardened criminal set free to kill in America," he added. "Ms. Zarutska, tonight I promise you we will secure justice for your magnificent daughter."It's pretty explicit that white lives don't matter to the left. "Reparations" include the right of "oppressed minorities" to beat and kill white people with little consequence. It's also clear that the Regime that murdered Iryna by letting this psychopath out of jail dozens of times will brook absolutely no criticism of their murderous policies. Iryna is not just a reminder that white lives matter too, askshually. It's a reminder that the psycho-left's policies cause butchery and rape. But the psycho-left will use any tool of oppression to halt any argument or simple fact that might undermine their headlong drive to inflict authoritarian Marxism with a nasty racist twist on the country.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (u73oe)
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If Iryana had been murdered by a white man, they'd love the murals.
It's not the victim, it's the perpetrator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (bcF3R)
ESPONJA!!11!!1!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)
His desire to remove the mural is disgusting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
Said on an earlier thread it is Munchkinland. Its’ mayor weighed in.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM (ynpvh)
But murder does.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)
All exterior murals should depict a man enjoying the attentions of one, or more, other men. Obviously. -- Mayor Smiley
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)
Promoting something they want suppressed is the issue, not divisiveness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (El6/E)
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If Iryana had been murdered by a white man, they'd love the murals.
It's not the victim, it's the perpetrator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (bcF3R)
St. George Floyd of Fent...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (0sNs1)
But if you want to glorify an overdosing criminal who held a pregnant woman at gunpoint in order to encourage riots and multiple murders, that's not divisive at all.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)
All exterior murals should depict a man enjoying the attentions of one, or more, other men. Obviously. -- Mayor Smiley
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)
He was looking for the local gloryhole...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (LHPAg)
they're not gonna be happy until wypipo are a minority who can be enslaved and abused.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (MIIRH)
I hope good-hearted snipers are protecting it.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (Sco7b)
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (tZs6V)
Some people did something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM
This is a discussion that could go on infinitely.
Posted by: Zero in the denominator at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (ynpvh)
I don't want my taxes to be used for adjudicated murder.
I hold the police to a much higher standard of behavior than a schizophrenic mentally ill man. Do you ?
The mural holds the politicians and their "decarceration" policies to a higher standard. Don't you agree that politicians who create a policy should be held to a higher standard than beat cops making spur of the moment decisions?
You're so fucking tedious and queer. Get the fuck out of here.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (tZs6V)
It'll never happen to me. The 'A' sees to that. -- AWFLs
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (MNCvZ)
I thought they had no standards...they act amorally.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (pDt9x)
It’s coming sooner than you think.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (tZs6V)
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Key details of his faith journey include:
Conversion: He converted to Judaism for himself to have a stronger spiritual and moral foundation.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (kX27y)
I didn't know the police jabbed him full of fentanyl and then overworked his heart for 20 years.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (ynpvh)
Shhhhh. Shhhh. You cannot introduce facts to a leftist. They cannot assimilate them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:46 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (hHU1D)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (pDt9x)
- I believe there is a photo.
- It is ironic.
- She still didn't deserve what happened to her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)
But murder does.
Posted by: rickb223
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He didn't call out Musk by name because his ass would be in a sling.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:48 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at March 31, 2026 01:48 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (hHU1D)
Like my estimated taxes I fork over every. damned. year. THAT white privilege?
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:48 PM (pDt9x)
Can the mayor just order a mural destroyed? By what legitimate authority?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (tZs6V)
Why'd he open for himself?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (N1DT3)
"Some days are tougher than others to bear what Donald is doing to our country.
Today is one of those for me.
Stay safe. Hug someone. Watch a good movie. Walk the dog. Then...
Prepare to vote in the upcoming elections, no matter what this fascist demented dunce and his thugs try to throw at us. I have no doubt ICE will be there to greet us. Above all, Stay Calm.
Try to have a good day today, people."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:48 PM (ZwdAr)
Been there, done that. Sometimes it get overused on a Saturday night. -- Mayor Smiley
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
If you can't grasp THAT...
Posted by: Bad Andrew
That's divisive. Many people in Providence believe murdering innocent people is ok.
-Mayor of Providence, xhi/xher
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (pDt9x)
- I believe there is a photo.
- It is ironic.
- She still didn't deserve what happened to her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)
I agree with that.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (ryVuR)
Posted by: I'm 'Enery the Eight, I Am at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (IG3/x)
Along with a mural honoring the victims of the 'Pulse' shooting.
And stir.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: NCKate at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (uQzkA)
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But this is Minneapolis. The Metro Police Manual approved and taught the knee to the shoulder blade restraint to all their officers. There is no way this restraint impacts the blow hole. But, Dems needed a bloody shirt and thus blamed the 'union' cop for murder. So much for union dues doing anything to protect their union members. Please note, the officer was prosecuted by the FEDS cuz the State AG didn't want to go there.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (n17eQ)
George Floyd Murals are sacred, sacred ground. The Church of Floyd
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Anarcho-tyranny at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (pDt9x)
- I believe there is a photo.
- It is ironic.
- She still didn't deserve what happened to her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM
I thought that was disproved.
If she was a BLM supporter then my sympathy meter for her drops to near zero.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (tZs6V)
Why'd he open for himself?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (N1DT3)
ego
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (IG3/x)
The police in this country are out of control, kill black men for sport, and have the backing of the Fascist Orange Man to prevent them from facing any consequences for it.
All people browner than Italians should leave America for their own safety because America is a terrible, fascist dystopia that will never have single payer healthcare. They should all flee to France, the post-racial socialist paradise, instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
"Some days are tougher than others to bear what Donald is doing to our country.
Today is one of those for me.
Stay safe. Hug someone. Watch a good movie. Walk the dog. Then...
Prepare to vote in the upcoming elections, no matter what this fascist demented dunce and his thugs try to throw at us. I have no doubt ICE will be there to greet us. Above all, Stay Calm.
Try to have a good day today, people."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
Waa,Waa,Waa.... Cry baby cry... Your tears are delicious.. And may I suggest you get help STAT because you are Touched in the head...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (kamC8)
Anti-uke
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (6U1c2)
The police in this country are out of control, kill black men for sport, and have the backing of the Fascist Orange Man to prevent them from facing any consequences for it.
All people browner than Italians should leave America for their own safety because America is a terrible, fascist dystopia that will never have single payer healthcare. They should all flee to France, the post-racial socialist paradise, instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
North Korea is the true communist paradise...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:52 PM (ynpvh)
It may have been. I don't know that I ever saw both her and the flag at the same time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:52 PM (ExV1e)
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (XuXeR)
"Fiending on power will make your blood clot
It starts with the greed and then goes all wrong
That's why, We can't all just get along"
-AD Rock
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:52 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
Canada is closer. I'll chip in for the flight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (n9ltV)
==
I am glad they did.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (GD0B3)
The linked article has a photo of Providence Mayor Brett Smiley. Has the look of an emaciated semen eater. How unexpected.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Novosibirsk Comedy Club at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (IG3/x)
Canada is closer. I'll chip in for the flight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (n9ltV)
Too close... They may try to come back
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (kamC8)
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"Mass graves for innocent whites is the new universal standard of reparations and justifiable homicide, h8r!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (hHU1D)
Posted by: Heroq
They also defend islam and decry the patriarchy. Sometimes in two separate breaths.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (ryVuR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (kamC
Then we need another wall...this one on the Northern border.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (n9ltV)
I don't want my taxes to be used for adjudicated murder.
I hold the police to a much higher standard of behavior than a schizophrenic mentally ill man. Do you ?
He was killed by an overdose of fentanyl. Not the cops.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (El6/E)
He is just saying she had it coming.
That you disagree is causing the problems.
That is alll
Posted by: Operator Error at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (q4fV5)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
Canada is closer. I'll chip in for the flight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (n9ltV)
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Can't just walk across the Atlantic Ocean like the Canadian border, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (bcF3R)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (tZs6V)
Anti-uke
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now that you mention it ...what the hell kinda name is Brett Smiley ?? not real
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (kamC
Murderbots on the border. Throw some cash towards the defense contractors so we can get the Senate on-board.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (ExV1e)
You reach them emotionally.
This is a bad, bad crime story from a leftwing perspective, because they intentionally let her killer loose...not expecting him to murder a pretty blonde refugee and this is the sort of story that LIVs care about and understand...it could have been any one of them on that bus...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dave at March 31, 2026 01:56 PM (sbsMc)
The linked article has a photo of Providence Mayor Brett Smiley. Has the look of an emaciated semen eater. How unexpected.
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Scott Weiner here in CA has a very similar look.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:56 PM (kX27y)
This is the thing. The left is still demoralized and miserable. We're angry and frustrated, but not cowed and demoralized.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:56 PM (El6/E)
Divisive by the dictionary encompasses everything a leftist actually does or says.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 01:57 PM (skSAB)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (tZs6V)
She was a young woman. Lots of young people get into stupid shit. For women it seems to be all "social justice".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes
Had someone on fb try to tell me the northern border was secure. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:57 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 31, 2026 01:57 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
You're thinking some will eventually learn the lesson in the metaphor 'grass isn't always greener'?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (Dv3i1)
While I being a white person oppose this and oppose it generally for all humans... its just our turn this time, I guess. Globally white people are a minority and we're shrinking because losers like me have no family and no kids.
Its inevitable that we become the oppressed at this rate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (El6/E)
Going with the narrative gets them social credit among other young single females.
Opposing it isolates them.
Yes, its like a cult.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:59 PM (bXbFr)
I've been lectured in more than one 'training', both Government and Sillyvillian... that Racism is the combination of Prejudice, and POWER.
Prejudice, against a White girl... and Mayor = Power.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 01:59 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 01:59 PM (KH0i+)
This modern satanic maoism / bioleninist "socialism" is the politics of the world's losers, founded on envy, covetousness, malice, and the hatred of anything beautiful and wholesome.
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2026 01:59 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: 18-1
I seriously doubt any of them care. Congressional representation via illegals and criminals is more important than human lives.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:00 PM (skSAB)
Maybe replace the mural with one of Brett Smiley getting double teamed by a black guy and a Venezuelan.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 02:00 PM (pd4O4)
Its inevitable that we become the oppressed at this rate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (El6/E)
Whites have always been a global minority. No change there.
Whites are also the people, excluding the Mongols, who've conquered most of the known world.
I'm not saying that the remnant has that spark but the future oppressors had better hope not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:00 PM (ExV1e)
While I being a white person oppose this and oppose it generally for all humans... its just our turn this time, I guess. Globally white people are a minority and we're shrinking because losers like me have no family and no kids.
Its inevitable that we become the oppressed at this rate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (El6/E)
White Males are just about 30% of the US right now.
So... I want my minority get out of shit free card.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Zst8M)
Buddy was a crook but he was entertaining as hell. He was like Mumbles Menino and other old time northeast Democrats. They were all party hacks but they wanted their cities run well.
Boston was clean and safe under Menino and he was actually pretty good with constituent services. The communists who have taken over the Democrat Party are incompetent at running anything and really don't care. It's all about communist doctrine for them while their cities burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/3xednw8a
Hitler would have had me put to sleep
They would have had me put to sleep in Germany
Now I'm a useless eater in the USA
Thanks to mom and pop, I'll be okay
Now I'm a useless eater.
Baby boom, baby boom
Boomer kids there's no more room
Baby boom, oh baby boom
Boomer kids there's no more room, no more room, no more room...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (IG3/x)
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Why can't the Rams just get Cousin's cell phone number from the Falcons? You'd think they'd have no problem giving it out.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)
To be the backup?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (3ek7K)
so I guess that for her it's perfectly in character, lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)
Our definitions of "big news" differ.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
Canada is closer. I'll chip in for the flight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (n9ltV)
How about a compromise -
Quebec!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (w9Wax)
huh, cool coinage
I just saw it for the first time about a week ago. I'm not sure where the bio part comes in, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (Riz8t)
1 BLM marches
2 No kings marches
3 Violent crowds at ICE facilities
4 Juries and grand juries refusing to follow the laws.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (skSAB)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Zst8M)
Up yours, Racist!
Posted by: Some Asshole Communist at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (pd4O4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, if the victim was black, mayor would not care about that either. Most blacks are murdered by other blacks, and we don't hear about those murders.
So it is the black on white crime the mayor prefers to hide, and finds it "offensive" (to black murderers?).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (vbXSk)
The left always uses tragedy instead of another word like atrocity.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (6z5U/)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Zst8M)
I used to believe that... now I'm pretty convinced that some people just need killin.
Of course, being a Navy Retiree may just have a bit to do with that attitude.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (mP0Kj)
it's lenninism with spoils awarded to various races rather than an economic class.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (1wjle)
==
I will say what I want, thank you very much.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (Riz8t)
So, I'm on Tubi looking for a horror movie.
Up comes 'Butt Boy' -2020
"A detective suspects his AA sponsor may be involved in a missing persons investigation when people start disappearing up the man's butt."
Asian stuff for the win...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)
BREAKING: Huge uplift in vessel traffic through the Strait of Hormuz today.
The regime has lost control.
..
But, what about the Gays of Hormuz? Any uplift in traffic?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:05 PM (Dv3i1)
The left always uses tragedy instead of another word like atrocity.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (6z5U/)
Good point. Accidents are tragedies. Murder is an atrocity.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:05 PM (KH0i+)
huh, cool coinage
I just saw it for the first time about a week ago. I'm not sure where the bio part comes in, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (Riz8t)
Gotta watch out when Cyborg Killing Machine Lenin comes around.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (pd4O4)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)
My life matters.
If you believe that your life matters, don't put it in a position where I have to choose between the two.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (2ap+5)
BREAKING: Huge uplift in vessel traffic through the Strait of Hormuz today.
The regime has lost control.
someone said the markets had "gone vertical," could this be why?
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (1wjle)
Flights are reopening between the penthouse and the ground.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (ExV1e)
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Dude, Kirk is the last of the Redskins. He was brought in by Daddy Shanahan as insurance for RG III. RG ended his career in the playoffs and Kirk carried the team from then on. He is the doubleganger for Stafford. Same talents - same system. Stafford has had troubles with his back. The Rams coach was the OC for Redskins and knows Kirk's talents. Whether he wants a backup role is the question. Should Stafford go down he would be QB-ing a Super Bowl caliber team.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (1wjle)
More BS in MN, another slap on the wrist sentence.
Lou Raguse
@LouNewsMan
Money laundering fraud suspect receives 6-month sentence. Zamzam Jama apologized in court and said she wished she made better decisions but then also blamed her accountant whom she trusted. The Jama family in all took $5.6 million from their tiny restaurant in Rochester, Mn, but Zamzam was responsible for about a half million of it.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 02:08 PM (kX27y)
Is this the polite way of saying markets have popped a giant throbbing boner?
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 02:09 PM (pd4O4)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (n17eQ)
So, some guy who played for a team I didn't like back when I paid attention to football may go and play for a different team that I didn't like back when I paid attention to football? That's just not big news to me. It wouldn't be even if I still paid attention to football.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at March
This. Local politics should be all about services, by people who understand what that takes. I was a Boston resident White thru Menino, corrupt as hell, but things got done. Providence resident since, and it's been downhill after Cianci. Next was an accountant, fair, and since it's been all identity politics.
If you want to spout nonsense do it at the state and national levels.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 31, 2026 02:09 PM (sl73Y)
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This sounds all gay and shit.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Some Asshole Communist at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM
Now, don't take this the wrong way, and I'm only saying it because I care, but bite me.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (Zst8M)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (1wjle)
I feel like they just award themselves while claiming it's for someone else
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (eBwIO)
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Whoa, Black Betty, Zamam Jama! She from Birmingham?
Posted by: Ram Jam at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Atrocity implies fault and the left wants you thinking it was accidental, not purposeful.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (skSAB)
>>someone said the markets had "gone vertical," could this be why?
I saw someone commenting on the site of last nights attacks, which were extensive, and it appears they were targeting a large missile launching spot that he claimed was the primary attack spot for the Strait. It was pretty much obliterated.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (viF8m)
Not sure why you didn't listen.
But in the meantime, check out the tuck on that tranny cheerleader as he does a high kick!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (Riz8t)
I wonder if they are trying to coolify Lysekoism, which is a bit of junk 'Wil to Science' that should never be forgotten.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (kamC8)
thanks. odd that that was still extant.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (1wjle)
Meh. I'm not one of the people who bitches at folks for continuing to follow pro sports. Everyone needs some escape from the world.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
The lives of the IRGC that were murdering citizens ... they "mattered". That is why they needed to be killed. And that is true of most jihadists ... because not all "lives matter" in the same way.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (vbXSk)
no it's just another way to say "race Marxism," Marxism with the spoils of communist seizure of property and power given to different races/identities rather than a broad economic class.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (eBwIO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
They took out a huge storage depot, too. Lots of secondary explosions.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (W7FsI)
The ultimate example of judicial stupidity? Two men were found guilty of the same crime, shared guilt at the same time: raping a 15 year old boy.
One was sentenced to 30-50 years by Judge Derek Vaughn.
Judge Rich McGowan then took over the case and sentenced the other man to 3 years.
When Judge McGowan was questioned on his decision, he stated, "I am the law."
https://tinyurl.com/55zaas3u
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Jose at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (V6W16)
"Some days are tougher than others to bear what Donald is doing to our country.
Today is one of those for me.
Stay safe. Hug someone. Watch a good movie. Walk the dog. Then...
Try to have a good day today, people."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
Um. Muslims don't like dogs. Your advice is racist and Islamophobic and you should be banned from DU.
So say we all.
- DU, like 74% confidence.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (FmapG)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jose at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (V6W16)
Votes for Democrats > Cannot vote for Democrats
That is the whole of their victim hierarchy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:14 PM (ExV1e)
122 108 Don't say "all lives matter." Instead say "each life matters." Every one of us has value not because we are part of some collective, but because every one of us has a value that is unique and entirely our own.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Zst8M)
I used to believe that... now I'm pretty convinced that some people just need killin.
Of course, being a Navy Retiree may just have a bit to do with that attitude.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (mP0Kj)
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I have no military or law enforcement history, but I've reached the same place. There are psychopaths who have no capacity to imagine or care about the misery they inflict. The ability just isn't there. They see the entertainment value just fine, though.
There are lives that matter only in a negative way -- the danger they pose, and the lethal trouble they cause. I care about their lives, but not in the sympathetic way typically intoned. Just the opposite.
They started it. It's their rules. They made it this way.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Not even trying to hide it... Did you see all the communist flags at the No kings freak fest Saturday ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (kamC8)
His desire to remove the mural is disgusting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (xT8gx)
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Using the let's language, I would call him a tool of the Patriarchy. Silencing women's voices and all that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (cWQQU)
Atrocity implies fault and the left wants you thinking it was accidental, not purposeful.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM
The brutal murder of this woman and the soft on crime policies of his comrades isn't the problem, the reaction to the crime is the problem that must be removed from sight immediately.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (6z5U/)
There's not much left for the remaining regime members to do other than die.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)
Not much actual movement so far.
But "the markets" are remarkably stupid, in the short run at least. Dimly understood scare factors (or hype factors) seem to cause ridiculous gyrations (short term) for many years now. Whatever.
The UK-based maritime traffic organization advisories for both Hormuz and Red Sea/Bab el Mandab remain the same, last I checked.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (U/Byj)
Update: Secret Service agent who shot himself in butt was trying to use gun light to find phone
UPDATE: Additional new details about the junior @SecretService agent who shot himself last Friday morning during a movement at the Philly airport with Jill Biden: The agent left his phone behind in the SUV while escorting Jill Biden into the airport. He rushed back to get his cell phone and was using his Glock's flashlight to try to
find it in the trunk of the SUV. When he tried to holster his gun, he shot himself -- yes,
right in the butt cheek. I'm told agent training stresses that the light on the Glock
should only be used while shooting.
Yes, that is Susan Crabtree, a national correspondent for RealClear Politics, reporting the details of a Secret Service agent who shot himself in the tush.
Last week, the agency reported that the agent shot himself in the leg while on Jill Biden's protective detail, but it looks like they might have been trying to save what's left of his dignity.
https://tinyurl.com/7yr3p8e8
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (9E5Ho)
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Recently heard about a group that's advocating to bring back the name of the Indians for Cleveland's MLB team:
"Bring the Cleveland Indians Name Back to Cleveland," founded by Stephen Marks and John Galvin, has launched a petition arguing that the name change disregarded fan sentiment and historical legacy, claiming broad support among fans and some Native American organizations like the "Native American Guardian Association" (ironic) and "Save the Name."
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (3QSdt)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (kamC
Given everything, the best thing about Trump is still the removal of masks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (eBwIO)
Trans as well, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (lCppi)
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That statement should result in re-sentencing in another court, defrocking, tarring, feathering and riding out of town on a rail Mr. "I am the law" McGowan. Anything short of that and we still have a ways to go on the path to Making America Great Again.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (Dv3i1)
So, racism. Cool, I knew it would come back into style eventually.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (rbvCR)
thanks. odd that that was still extant.
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From this morning's It's Noon In Israel newsletter (Amit Segal):
Last night, Donald Trump shared a clip of a massive strike on Isfahan on social media. According to Ynet’s Ron Ben-Yishai, what initially appeared to be a strike on ballistic missiles may have in fact been the burial of enriched uranium deep underground in a way that will prevent the Iranians from accessing it. The U.S., it seems, has given up on prolonged ground action that would also entail many casualties.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (kX27y)
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This sounds like an opportunity to kill them. Killing usually does the trick in war.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (n17eQ)
There's not much left for the remaining regime members to do other than die.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)
As the meme goes, your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Including diesel, there are about 70 grades of fuel that refineries produce and distribute to 10,000 stations. Whenever the flow of feedstock is disturbed, there are temporary price shocks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (skSAB)
Unless he was not sure it was up his ass or not, why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (zZu0s)
I don't see us doing a cease fire and I really don't see Israel.. I do see Iran doing one soon since we've blasted most of their weapons to smithereens...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (1wjle)
Adam Schiff thinks it is because this is the final bubble and if we are fools because we didn't buy physical gold.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (eBwIO)
Trans as well, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (lCppi)
Had to chuckle... because when I was sitting on a Destroyer there 35 years ago today...
Yeah, I felt like I was taking it up the poop shoot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (ExV1e)
Oddly, he looks even more like a disturbing twink than Talarico. These soy chinless sad bois are everywhere in the Democrat Party now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:19 PM (El6/E)
Of course, being a Navy Retiree may just have a bit to do with that attitude.
Posted by: Romeo13
As a former prison guard, I can guarantee some just need killing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:19 PM (9E5Ho)
Rashida Tlaib wants to give illegals that were terrorized by ICE, reparations.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 02:19 PM (NpAcC)
Whites are also the people, excluding the Mongols, who've conquered most of the known world.
I'm not saying that the remnant has that spark but the future oppressors had better hope not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:00 PM (ExV1e)
"When the Saxon began to hate"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 02:20 PM (N1DT3)
Update: Secret Service agent who shot himself in butt was trying to use gun light to find phone
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He'll be appointed the Director of The Secret Cervix next time a Democrat-Communist is "elected" to the Presidency.
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 02:20 PM (ax8PA)
And there are many "re-strikes" occurring. Again, neither the US nor Israel are giving out a lot details (Israel much more actually) on targets struck, but Israel at least has hit targets more than once. Also, if you count hitting places first struck back in June '25, they're going back for seconds on several targets. Either due to interfere with recovery/reconstruction efforts (CENTCOM released on video of a hit on a bulldozer), or to cause further damage.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (rbvCR)
If this is truly the final bubble, it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
Unless he was not sure it was up his ass or not, why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Probably had his finger on the trigger as he reholstered the gun. Pushing downward pull the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (9E5Ho)
Fuck.
Bet he won't do that again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:22 PM (zZu0s)
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39m
>>BREAKING: Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian says on Tuesday that Iran has the 'necessary will' to end the war with Israel and the US but is seeking guarantees the conflict will not be repeated, according to AFP.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (9E5Ho)
It's one of the reasons I don't like/trust Glocks. I know you're supposed to keep your finger off the trigger but I'd still prefer an additional manual safety. Like on a 1911.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (KH0i+)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (viF8m)
Uh.... No
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 02:24 PM (ZxPkt)
Here's your assurance. If you don't do as you're told, the conflict will be repeated.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)
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Dude, Kirk is the last of the Redskins. He was brought in by Daddy Shanahan as insurance for RG III. RG ended his career in the playoffs and Kirk carried the team from then on. He is the doubleganger for Stafford. Same talents - same system. Stafford has had troubles with his back. The Rams coach was the OC for Redskins and knows Kirk's talents. Whether he wants a backup role is the question. Should Stafford go down he would be QB-ing a Super Bowl caliber team.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (n17eQ)
Russell Wilson was actually the Shannahan's 1st choice to be QB, but Snyder decided to trade 3 1st rounders and a 2nd rounder to move up to draft RGIII because he wanted a flashy QB. The Shannahan's were blindsided by it because Wilson was a better fit for their offense. By the time that they got to the 4th round, Bruce Allen asked the Kyle if he still wanted Cousins who was their 2nd choice at QB, and they said yes. Snyder couldn't stand Cousins because he thought that he was taking the shine off of RGIII, so he treated him like shit which led to Cousins leaving DC.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 31, 2026 02:24 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (KH0i+)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (W7FsI)
Wish we could avoid that one... Creepy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (kamC8)
Liberals heads explode in.
3, 2, 1...
PALM BEACH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IS NOW Donald J. Trump International Airport offical July 1st!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:26 PM (9E5Ho)
Those people would either be instantly deposed and killed by their subordinates, or have to fight a brutal, protracted power struggle against them, which they will lose.
This will make any negotiating largely pointless.
We could agree to back that faction to the hilt for the foreseeable future, and set their leader up as the puppet we defend until the Muslims beat us along with him.
Or, we could wave the worthless peace treaty around, declare victory and go home until it's time to smash the Muslims from the air and sea again.
No real great options for a negotiated peace at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
To be honest, this is Adam Schiff's opinion on pretty much everything, from "Domestic manufacturing has seen a downturn for the Q3"" to "the bakery is out of bread today" so at least he is consistent.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (W7FsI)
Wish we could avoid that one... Creepy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (kamC
Further, it's the husband, not her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
That is the thing I don't get. If everything collapses, if all society is destroyed, civilization is in ruins, and the economy is worthless.... gold is just a rock.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
Is this mayor not a member of the nomenklatura of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, a known white supremacist organization?
How dare he cite standing against hate as a core belief of his!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:28 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: democrats and the people who support them at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (KH0i+)
Creepy? I have no knowledge on this one and look forward to ace learnin us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:28 PM (zZu0s)
It involves some cross dressing and perverted on line stuff....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (kamC8)
I'll also bet he was a theater kid.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (nwB28)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
Metal, sir.
Posted by: Patsy at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Chairborne!
That's why I like my H&K's decock lever. Returns it to a double action with a much heavier trigger pull than a single action.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (9E5Ho)
Is this the polite way of saying markets have popped a giant throbbing boner?
well, it is now...
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (oY6Yp)
—
A very tiny minority. Less than 10% of the world’s population.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
The problem with gold is... who's going to take it in trade? And, if people take it in trade, what's going to prevent someone else from taking it from you?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)
Lefties are indeed having the vapors over this -- again -- and I think its a dumb ego thing as usual. But San Francisco just renamed a building after Nancy Pelosi today too. That's just what politicians do. Its stupid and annoying, half of West Virginia is named after Robert C. Byrd. But its not unprecedented.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (abIsI)
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Kristi Noem and boobs in the same story. It will be yet another lesson in careful what you wish for.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)
SecState calls the Iranian leadership (several days in a row) "lunatics", while simultaneously the prez bizarrely proclaims that the 3rd or 4th replacements for leadership that has been terminated a "new regime", and "more reasonable".
Trump's intimation that we could just declare our objectives met and walk, without worrying about Hormuz - the Euros and others can take care of that, it's their big problem - is also hilarious. Obviously not serious, but amusing and possibly useful in reaching a few more LIVs (that is, almost everyone now).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (KH0i+)
To be snarky, this is something Smith and Wesson managed to do since 1899. It is nice to know the Austrians managed this as well.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)
That is the thing I don't get. If everything collapses, if all society is destroyed, civilization is in ruins, and the economy is worthless.... gold is just a rock.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
Ammo - that will be the new currency. I'll gladly hand over 10 rounds of 9mm for food. How do you do that with a gold coin worth hundreds if not thousands?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (N39Ws)
Local authorities are searching for Shelley Kittleson, who was abducted in Baghdad.
Should I be concerned about this because, I don't feel concerned about this?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: democrats and the people who support them at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (/1l9x)
Fuck yeah it is!!!
- 30-40% of whites in America
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (tZs6V)
I am looking forward to ace weighing in on the Kristi Noem story that is percolating out there, today.
Posted by: garrett
That was her husband in the jinormous boobs article of last night's ONT?
Did she put down the wrong dog?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (kamC
I am assuming by perverted you don't mean large breasted lesbians(who are totally not real lesbians)... *sigh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R
Gold has been valued for over 5,000 years while everyone lived in dirt. Unless it is an ELE, humanity will rebuild.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (9E5Ho)
You can see a population explosion after the industrial revolution though. Then as Europe/US shared that knowledge with the rest of the world (and started sending them food) their populations started booming as well.
And then that continues until the left foisted second generation feminism on the west and birth rates then start declining...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (W7FsI)
Wish we could avoid that one... Creepy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (kamC
Further, it's the husband, not her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
But the story has 3000 cc saline boobs.
Given our track record.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (Sco7b)
That is the thing I don't get. If everything collapses, if all society is destroyed, civilization is in ruins, and the economy is worthless.... gold is just a rock.
but it's a pretty rock that you can hammer into jewelry using other, harder rocks.
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
The problem with gold is... who's going to take it in trade? And, if people take it in trade, what's going to prevent someone else from taking it from you?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)
You prevent someone from taking it from you by...hitting them with the rock. You're welcome.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (KH0i+)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (KH0i+)
To be snarky, this is something Smith and Wesson managed to do since 1899. It is nice to know the Austrians managed this as well.
Posted by: Kindltot
Except they put the safety ON the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (9E5Ho)
The majority opinion specifically calls out Jackson several times over her incredibly asinine arguments in the minority opinion. Basically she tries to bring in some legal precedent but it boils down to "but I like this law"
Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson are varying degrees of fool and activist but Jackson takes the cake. She cares nothing about the law, logic, jurisprudence, precedent, the constitution, truth, or sanity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (El6/E)
I suspect the left's reaction will be something like, "Her husband is a perv she should be banned from public office"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)
Further, it's the husband, not her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
But the story has 3000 cc saline boobs.
Given our track record.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (Sco7
See... Pervertedly creepy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Including diesel, there are about 70 grades of fuel that refineries produce and distribute to 10,000 stations. Whenever the flow of feedstock is disturbed, there are temporary price shocks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (skSAB)
We are also in the process of switching from "winter" blend to "summer" blend which raises the price about 15 cents per gallon.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (k1E2D)
As a former prison guard, I can guarantee some just need killing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:19 PM (9E5Ho
Rick I did prison ministry for a number if years in a medium security prison. I found that nearly everyone in there needed to be there and some should never be released. The worst group were the sex offenders. After establishing enough rapport nany just said flat out that they would do it again when released.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (Dkz5F)
Sure, we would rebuild. And gold would regain its value. but by then you'd be a skeleton with a bar of gold in your hand if that's all you had.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (El6/E)
Local authorities are searching for Shelley Kittleson, who was abducted in Baghdad.
Should I be concerned about this because, I don't feel concerned about this?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (abIsI)
A white woman, running around the ME (alone?), after her government told her it was dangerous?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (9E5Ho)
Springfield does it too. There is a grip safety, and the trigger safety.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (skSAB)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (eHmQE)
Which is why the obvious solution to the problem they pose has always been obvious and remains so. But don't mention it, or the bumper-sticker level segment (most, now?) will have the vapors.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (U/Byj)
The left's take is that grooming a 3 year old to be gay is fine. You can read porn with him, have a tranny twerk in his face, or put him in a dress, but if an adult wants to meet with a psychologist to help him get over being gay/tranny that is a literal crime against humanity.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (SlGTd)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)
do you know about the Kissinger report? National Security Study Memorandum 200?
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)
Then you can say "we tried."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
It's taken awhile, but I have finally come to the conclusion that Jackson has a below average IQ. Still smarter than the idiot who nominated her though.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:35 PM (Dv3i1)
No - do you have a synopsis?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (El6/E)
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KBJ is stone-cold retarded.
That she was able to enter into and graduate from law school is an indictment of the entire education system in the United States.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 02:36 PM (oqH4h)
This too is the reason "keep your booger hook off the bang lever" is one of the primary rules of gun safety
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:36 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:36 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: morigu at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (U2YN7)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (9E5Ho)
*a single tear rolls down a stony face*
Posted by: John Moses Browning at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (tZs6V)
Russia might turn out to be our greatest ally when all is said and done.
Russia, US, and Israel came remake the Middle East - if not the world - through sustained aerial bombardment and rockets and drones to ensure freedom liberty reign supreme.
And Trump is right we have plenty of oil here and from Venezuela to ensure we don't need any oil from the Middle East.
But we need the patriotic oil companies in the US to price oil at an American discount and not via the world market.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (SlrUo)
In addition to everything else that's wrong with this story, since when does an SUV have a "trunk?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 02:40 PM (Fi4Tu)
One of the most humorous events from my time as Scoutmaster was sitting in on one of our scout's Eagle Board of Review and, when he was asked whether someone or another ought to have been punished for having behaved inhumanely toward another human being, he replied, "Well, some people deserve to be punished."
That response nearly caused his questioner to stroke out from shock. "Surely you can't mean that!"
"I do. Some people are just evil and they deserve punishment."
More sputtering and attempts to get the young man to moderate his assertions, but he stuck to his guns.
One of the other Board members knew the young man's father and, afterward, during the congratulatory chit chat, he told the father, "Boy, I certainly knew that he was your son when he made that reply!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal
We had one on death row. Back in '85. Times were different. They weren't 100% isolated. They were taken to the showers in small groups & recreated in small groups. We had one who would stab convicts & officers when his death date was coming up.
Can't kill a man with an ongoing investigation/trial.
They finally started isolating him.
James Dumachette.
https://tinyurl.com/murb2y7v
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: John Moses Browning
Make a magazine release for left handers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:43 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
"it might be best to limit birth rates in 3rd world countries so they don't use up all the resources the US needs to power its manufacturing economy"
and other gems like that
it is online as "Kissinger report"
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)
Wasn’t mayor smiley in charge of shooting events at Brown University awhile back. Being so understanding of what happened.
Posted by: morigu
He was the asshat who, absent any evidence whatsoever, declared it safe for folks to resume normal activities despite no such assurances from law enforcement authorities. When asked on what basis he made that assertion, he replied (in effect), "Well, no one has been shot in the last (fill in this blank) hours."
But the shooter was alive and had driven into Massachusetts and shot the professor at MIT around that time.
He may not have known much, but what little he did know, he knew really well!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (sX1BW)
In which federal agency was the guy whose handgun fired when he was executing some awesome moves on a dance floor about four years ago?
Was he Secret Service, or FBI?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (xG4kz)
Michigan Synagogue Attack Was "Hezballah-Inspired," Says FBI
They can finally determine a motive. When the Bureau is headed by a Trump appointee, at least.
The attack earlier this month on a synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan, was "a Hezbollah-inspired act of terrorism purposely targeting the Jewish community and the largest Jewish temple in Michigan," the FBI said in a news conference Monday. The assailant, Ayman Ghazali, a naturalized US citizen from Lebanon, rammed a pickup truck into the synagogue on March 12, as more than 100 children were attending school inside. ...Two of his brothers were Hezballah terror commanders. They were killed by Israel.
Had he lived, he would have been charged with providing material support to Hezbollah, the Iranian-backed terrorist group in Lebanon, said Jerome Gorgon, US attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan. Gorgon added Ghazali was inspired by Hezbollah propaganda to carry out the attack. "This man acted under Hezbollah's direction and control," Gorgon said. "He intended to kill others, not just himself."
... Ghazali began planning for the attack days earlier, the FBI said, with his plans intensifying on March 9. A review of Ghazali's online activity dating to January showed repeated searches for pro‑Hezbollah and Iranian news outlets, as well as videos related to gunfire and ammunition. Beginning March 9, the FBI said, he closely followed speeches and live coverage involving Hezbollah's secretary general, Naim Qassem, along with reporting about an Iranian fatwa -- a religious ruling concerning Islamic law -- calling for total jihad against the US military. He also researched Jewish cultural educational and religious centers throughout the Detroit metro area, viewed multiple pages of upcoming events at Temple Israel and searched specific terms and phrases such as "the largest gathering of Israelis in Michigan," "Orthodox synagogues" and "Israelis near me," Runyan said. ... An order of dozens of water containers arrived on the 11th -- the day before the attack -- and he immediately started filling them with gasoline, making four trips to gas stations so he would not arouse suspicion, Runyan said. He also bought two torch lighters, which authorities believe he used to set his truck on fire. On the day of the attack, Ghazali sent his sister, who authorities believe lives in Lebanon, numerous videos and messages "affirming his Hezbollah-inspired ideology," Runyan said. Ten minutes before he drove his truck into the synagogue, Ghazali sent his sister two videos in Arabic indicating he was at the largest gathering of Israelis in the state of Michigan, had booby-trapped his car and would forcibly enter and start shooting people, the FBI said. "God willing, I will kill as many of them as I possibly can," Ghazali recorded himself saying, according to Runyan.Happy Tuesday! I didn't read much over the weekend but I'm now "On the Doorstep" in The Hobbit. I'm sure many of you finished. Does anyone do this? When I read Hobbit/LOTR, I put on music and ambience from the movies. But I'm not sure it adds anything. I think it just distracts me. Update:
It was Netanyahu inspired terrorism. He consistently links Judaism and Zionism and it puts a target on the backs of Jews all over the world. The people in Michigan had nothing to do with the war crimes Israel is committing. Exactly. Who wants to take the FBI at their word on this one? I'm guessing the usual suspects. It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence, but I've also heard his family in Lebanon was killed in Israeli attacks. If we're going to be involved in this war, we're going to experience the effects of it. It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that. This isn't a terrorist linked attack. The FBI is bullshitiny to justify the invasion of Lebanon. Gotta justify the genocide and land grabPosted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (w9Wax)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
Posted by: AOC at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (xQtaY)
and though the Lord makes[c] his life an offering for sin, he will see his offspring and prolong his days, and the will of the Lord will prosper in his hand.”
Isaiah 53:10
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (3arSl)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (OPGS/)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
The MSM did run with that story as an excuse for awhile....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (XuXeR)
Which was zero. And he was attacking children. Thank God for blessing us with stupid enemies.
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (pDt9x)
The attack earlier this month on a synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan, was "a Hezbollah-inspired act of terrorism purposely targeting the Jewish community and the largest Jewish temple in Michigan," the FBI said in a news conference Monday.
No shit, Sherlock.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (y9nCu)
I'm glad no human beings were killed, and wish a speedy recovery to the security guard who was injured.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Colonel Obvious at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (3arSl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (viF8m)
Don't get used to it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
Everyone here who is a church- or temple-going person should seriously consider carrying concealed when attending services.
I Ballistic 2:10 - Let he who doth not stay strapped be at peril of getting clapped.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX)
the leftist/globalist rubric that has persisted for ? a couple decades?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
After that, I recommend The Terror, by Simmons.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (pDt9x)
those are great books
I read them out of order (I guess?) but it doesn't really matter I don't think
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vSx2o)
it just underscores the many ways in which speech is violence.
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (NcvvS)
Let us know when you get to the Waterfront
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)
I had the Quebecois.
The logic was a bit difficult to follow but if you looked at my wall with all the pictures, notes and string linking everything, it made perfect sense.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)
So, it wasn't a midget Tibetan Mormon named Jose Yamamoto.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (OgWfa)
Amazon had the entire Trilogy on sale for Kindle for $1.99 so I got that digitally - Haven't started reading it yet.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (W2Pud)
I suspect the leftist justices are trying to push the opinion's release beyond this year's elections as it will cost the Dems probably about a dozen or more seats and require redistricting in multiple states.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38
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I've heard good things about that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (cWQQU)
good stuff
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (98kQX)
Started it Friday finished it Saturday.. About half way through the Fellowship Of the Ring...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Because of tomorrow's attack?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38
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I've heard good things about that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (cWQQU)
Truly, one of my top ten books. If you like eerie, try The Descent, by Jeff Long.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Rex B at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (DqQS/)
I think that we are lucky that the terrorists around here are pretty incompetent. They like porn or drugs out our lew rent stuff about us life. So I guess we got that going for us .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (19SAM)
good stuff
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)
Outstanding books. What a gifted writer.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (xvV+O)
No, I don't think I will.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: No Kings geriatrics at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)
Exactly. Who wants to take the FBI at their word on this one? I'm guessing the usual suspects.
It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence, but I've also heard his family in Lebanon was killed in Israeli attacks. If we're going to be involved in this war, we're going to experience the effects of it.
It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that.
This isn't a terrorist linked attack. The FBI is bullshitiny to justify the invasion of Lebanon. Gotta justify the genocide and land grab
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (XeU6L)
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About the Franklin expedition?
Posted by: No Kings geriatrics at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)
Yes. Well researched, with an excellent twist.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vSx2o) "
it's like the dancing bear; it's not that he's a great dancer, it's that he dances at all ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Ben Ghazali at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (w9Wax)
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About the Franklin expedition?
yes
the miniseries is a bit expanded by some newer findings up at the site
it's all incredibly interesting (and scary)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)
And just what "innocents" is this Administration killing ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
tubal we are very simpatico reading-wise
The Descent is possibly the scariest book I've ever read
it's something for sure!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)
Please report for further administration of your TDS programming.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Ben Ghazali
At this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Hillary at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (vSx2o)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (4NO2D)
Trump said Europe can save its own gas in the Strait of Hormuz... Take that with a grain of salt...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (2ap+5)
tubal we are very simpatico reading-wise
The Descent is possibly the scariest book I've ever read
it's something for sure!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)
The creepiness is enhanced, for me, with the “ just plausible” aspect. Long also wrote Deeper, which is a good followup book.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:47 PM (pDt9x)
It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
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Love the throat-clearing phrasing and disclaimers, that are then completely over-ridden by what follows.
"It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence," but [INSERT BIG EXCUSE FOR THE VIOLENCE HERE]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: huerfano
Failed martyrs should become one of "the virgins" for others.
Posted by: Ow, my ass at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM (Fi4Tu)
"We can't use violence! That makes people become terrorists."
And when we don't do it? "You have to understand how mad he is about the Crusades!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM (OPGS/)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
The MSM did run with that story as an excuse for awhile....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (kamC
Yes, MSM claimed it was justified as the imperialist state triggered the act.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 12:49 PM (y171U)
Posted by: huerfano
Another disturbing aspect about the virgin thing is their are probably no age limits, one way or the other.
And knowing Mo....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (guGkK)
246 This morning's Fox Business Varney & Co. Trivia Question:
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal
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I'm certain that you have watched the Stan Roger's 'Northwest Passage' vid, but here's link anyhow
https://shorturl.fm/TyfPx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (NpAcC)
And when we don't do it? "You have to understand how mad he is about the Crusades!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM
Lefty "client groups" don't have agency. According to the left, anyway.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:52 PM (2ap+5)
By rhe Sons of Warvar
The 241 Marines murdered by Hezbolla
Will be avenged
And fuck the Spics and Frogs, too
Cunty cowards.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at March 31, 2026 12:53 PM (wBaIH)
yeah, Trump's main objective is preventing Iran's junta from being able to produce a nuke and the missile capability to strike USA, (or maybe Europe). The other issue of oil prices spiking in Europe and other less Western nations ... might be a bonus, but I'm not really clear on that.
Makes US oil/gas/coal more valuable, but idk about the whole "global economy" thang. USA has usually been the big buyer in that global economy, so not sure it really hurts us much.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (qUkBO)
"when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage" yadda yadda yadda
Redditors think they're smart military bloggers, eh?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (RIvkX)
Seriously, clown comments like the last on on this post are right out of the Ali Mohammad Alinski playbook. Even when someone screams "Allah Ackbar" and proceeds to recite the Koran while simutaneously beheading Jewish children, while wearing a Hezballah T-shirt and leaving a manifesto outlining the exact reason for the actions; the victim card pops out from supporters creating some chimera argument that they will be the ones to suffer from non-existent repurcussions.
Reminds me of a neighbor as a kid. He'd whip snowballs at me while I was shoveling the drive-way. The minute I turned towards him and took a step, he'd run in his house and tell his mom I was threatening him. That's the Muslim community in a nutshell.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Local media at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (rYxsu)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 12:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (xT8gx)
Robert Spencer had a site jihadwatch. They were keeping track a long while back.
It's still up.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:57 PM (Sco7b)
Don't look at me.
Posted by: Titus at March 31, 2026 12:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:58 PM (xT8gx)
So this human torch guy who attacked the synagogue belonged to the Shia muslim minority. They're about 20% of muslims worldwide. When they are working together with the Sunni majority against Jews and the West, their 1400 year old blood feud is temporarily forgotten. When those issues are not front and center, they turn on each other again.
Iran is Shia central. Or was.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (VWtfl)
246 This morning's Fox Business Varney & Co. Trivia Question:
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
Axios npm has been compromised. It is a popular java script resource and as a result, you might want to check your systems. Approximately 100 million computers may be at risk.
And I would shut off javascript on a browser if you cannot confirm that your browser does not use Axios code.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (cWLG3)
Sure. The news isn't that they figured it out; it's that they said it out loud.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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It's a Tuesday. I am heading off to the doc now after my morning coffee.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)
My understanding is that both Israel and Lebanon want Hezbollah gone, and Lebanon is allowing Israel to clean up the mess it can't.
Posted by: pookysgirl, geopolitical amateur at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (cWLG3)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
Yes... one of the establishments is called Temple Beth Shalom.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195.
How many Peeps does that buy today?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (guGkK)
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
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I put in my order for whole rabbit this morning. Easter Bunny probably ain't coming to my house this year ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
And just what "innocents" is this Administration killing ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (kamC
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This is the same excuse for street crime. "Poor baby Angel Aladdin was hungry for bread!"
There is Always a Reason so the normies and swallow what normal people normally oppose.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Enjoy it while you can at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (qivay)
Posted by: yoeman at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (r2U0A)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
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I had no idea I spent that much on speckled jelly beans...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
My spouse wants a lemon raspberry dip, so I have my Cocowhip, Jello lemon pudding, and raspberry preserves (and probably some other liquid)...and I was gonna dip raspberries, strawberries, and shortbread cookies.
But then I thought, why not layer the shortbread cookies with the pudding, the preserves, and the cocowhip (maybe flavored with either lemon zest or raspberry syrup) and then top with all the fresh fruit for the world's easiest dairy/nut free trifle (or icebox cake, depending how I layer and what dish I use - not sure I have a true "trifler" one)...
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
A little while back, a month or so ago, I saw medium sized Lindt bunnies at a store for $11.99 Canadian. They're down to 7 or 8 bucks now.
After Halloween one year, my Mother and I bought about 25 for $2 each. They kept in the freezer for years.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (Sco7b)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
We go "to Temple" at the synagogue.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qivay)
It isn't a theological difference like say Catholic v Protestant v Orthodox.
It is all about the question of who should have led the Caliphate 1400 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal
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I'm certain that you have watched the Stan Roger's 'Northwest Passage' vid, but here's link anyhow
https://shorturl.fm/TyfPx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (XeU6L)
I had not. Watched it. Hair on arms standing up music. Thanks Mike !
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (guGkK)
At my dollar store they were about 2 or 3 dollars for 6 or so.
They're great microwaved.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
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Sounds like he was only mocking his defeated enemy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)
I know about that whole “global economy” thang. It makes people very upset, but trade makes the world go round. (I for one like the fact that the PRC will have to pay market prices for oil like the rest of us.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Therrrre's your sign.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (NcvvS)
I put in my order for whole rabbit this morning. Easter Bunny probably ain't coming to my house this year ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
Is dinner breaking the $195 with that? See, that's why I struggle - if you're hosting, it's too low...if you're not, it's too high.
Although with turkey breast and ham 99 cents/lb, I guess even hosting, you could get it done if you go BYOB...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (tOcjL)
We're cookin tonight, just keep on Tolkien
Smolkien, Smolkien
I feel alright, Mama, I'm not Jolkien, yeah
Posted by: Boston at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (w9Wax)
It isn't a theological difference like say Catholic v Protestant v Orthodox.
It is all about the question of who should have led the Caliphate 1400 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
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So Muslims are smooth-brained throwbacks to thousands of years ago who can't let go of the most minor grudge?
Yeah, that checks out.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)
I dunno
your dessert ideas sound lovely Nova
we do the Italian rice cake
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)
We're cookin tonight, just keep on Tolkien
Smolkien, Smolkien
I feel alright, Mama, I'm not Jolkien, yeah
Posted by: Boston at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (w9Wax)
I chortled. Well done.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Ralph at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (8WZD4)
I don't think so. Josephus wrote all about it. The Jewish defenders were brave and clever. Very tough to beat.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (qFwJc)
I dunno
your dessert ideas sound lovely Nova
we do the Italian rice cake
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (j+aD2)
Okay, I've never heard of that...is it a rice flour cake?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (tOcjL)
Hezbollah's secretary general, Naim Qassem, along with reporting about an Iranian fatwa -- a religious ruling concerning Islamic law -- calling for total jihad against the US military.
If any death can be traced to one of these religious dirtbags, then we (the U.S.) should issue letters of marque to bag his spleen/liver/heart for a $1M dollar reward, given dna proof that it's the correct dirtbag.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
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Sounds like he was only mocking his defeated enemy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (cWLG3)
_______________
"Titus was asshoe"
-- Berenice
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (aTgV0)
==
especially when it comes to killing infidels, kafirs and pretty all much everyone not adhering to sharia
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (GD0B3)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
No one does a massive dinner on Easter Sunday?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (pDt9x)
One of my favorite authors of all time. He passed recently; between him and Chuck Norris I was really bummed out.
Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (7gpcF)
Yeah, that checks out.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)
It’s stupid… but to be fair, Christianity has had its share of internecine warfare and bloodshed. See for instance the Thirty Years War… it was bloody
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
no it's basically a cheesecake, but lighter
you use ricotta cheese and cooked rice and some lemon zest (or orange). it's not dense like normal cheesecake
also the easter bread although my aunt makes those for everyone. those are the best! but sort of like fruitcake? but light on the fruit - and she makes some without fruit. they have a little painted egg in the middle
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (aTgV0)
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
The big Easter spend is on those Giant Costco Chocolate Bunnies. Budget busters....
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 01:12 PM (y171U)
If you don't
You don't know.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (aTgV0)
Did you just influence the kielbasa to break bad??
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:12 PM (pDt9x)
The 30 Years War wasn't much of a religious war.
It started over whether Bohemia's kingship should be hereditary or elected, had the strongest Catholic power in the world on the "protestant" side, and the strongest Protestant power stay neutral.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
No one does a massive dinner on Easter Sunday?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
Sometimes I do...sometimes I don't...
This year, I think I'm falling back to "I do"...prices are too good vs restaurants on all the main proteins...
Although, the year I made spring risotto, I still get fond for...not the spouse's favorite (where's the meat?), but perfect with white wine after a day of chocolate...
It's why I won't make anything chocolate that day...the baskets are enough...light, sharp, and fresh is desired...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
Is dinner breaking the $195 with that? See, that's why I struggle - if you're hosting, it's too low...if you're not, it's too high.
Although with turkey breast and ham 99 cents/lb, I guess even hosting, you could get it done if you go BYOB...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (tOcjL)
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The booze and cigar bill will exceed $195. LOL. I'm hosting and we always spurge on holidays, usually with some kind of exotic meat. This time it's rabbit. Plus the usual ham and sides. My mother is squeamish when it comes to weird food, so she won't touch anything even remotely exotic.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (98kQX
I don’t know about Trashy. But I do.
Posted by: Randall Flagg at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
We do. But it seems smaller in scale than Thanksgiving and not as many guests. People seem to travel for Thanksgiving and Christmas…. But not so much for Easter so there’s more people in the house to feed for those
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (pDt9x)
no it's basically a cheesecake, but lighter
you use ricotta cheese and cooked rice and some lemon zest (or orange). it's not dense like normal cheesecake
also the easter bread although my aunt makes those for everyone. those are the best! but sort of like fruitcake? but light on the fruit - and she makes some without fruit. they have a little painted egg in the middle
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (j+aD2)
Ah, the cake is lighter, but has way more texture (with the cooked rice)...it's like rice pudding meets cheesecake...good choice!
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
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Weren't there some skirmishes about who should be the rightful Pope?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
we do but it's ... different stuff
things that take long to cook but ingredients are not expensive
timbane and other savory little pies, deviled eggs, basically that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
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Weren't there some skirmishes about who should be the rightful Pope?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
Avignon fought hard for the licensing rights!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (pDt9x)
Either way it's not nearly the production value of Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (oqH4h)
So more along the lines of the Great Schism, or the Investiture Controversy?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (zdLoL)
There aren't many things I believe in, but I believe in Beer, Tits, Bigfoot and Tits.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
That was my dad's every holiday lunch food. Just the kielbasa to prep for the later meal. He bought a ton from some butcher and would make it...and it beats supermarket kielbasa by a ton...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (aTgV0)
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:18 PM (z/ZK2)
Back when people dressed for church and Sunday school, Easter was when all the kids got their new suit for the year. Sometimes shoes too. Even at Robert Hall that could add up pretty fast.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:18 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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It is a much longer list. E.g. U.S. embassy -1979, Lebanon barracks -1983, USS Cole -2000.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)
There were already theological differences between the Patriarch of Rome and Constantinople by the time the question of the relationship of the two came to a head.
Interestingly this mostly only happened because Islam conquered the cities of the other Patriarchs. Had Byzantium repelled Islam I suspect the resolution of the political question would have been different...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
At one point there were three popes. Pope, Anti-Pope and Pop-A-Dope. (They didn't know what to call the third one)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Nova Local
I love Lorna Doone! https://tinyurl.com/4ebkd822
She's not your typical Hollywood hottie, but there was something about her in Jurassic Park, wearing those khaki shorts, that greatly interested me in my youth...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal"
I am civilized. I keep my cabbage in house.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:20 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (qFwJc)
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Isn't the main threat from missiles and drones? So, he's still worthless.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
It would appear that youtube is completely unusable if jscript is turned off.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e)
@JonahDispatch
I’m all for dunking on Democrats for normalizing crazy, stupid, and ideologically dangerous, jackasses. It’s a fair and legitimate point. But to pretend or even imply this is just a problem with one of our parties is crazy, stupid, ideologically dangerous jackassery.
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One party is all in on sexually mutilating children and the other is a bunch of do nothing assholes. So both sides are to blame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)
The Reason is there to justify the conclusion that was arrived at before the act.
"See, just like Jean Valjean!"
Without that justification then the preconceptions at play make the act meaningless, since alternate explanations cannot exist.
For some people, even the attempt to find an alternate explanation becomes a violation, and can be like an assault on the perception of the world.
So, just like Jean Valjean, it is an act solely in response to the bad things that are disapproved of.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)
we do but it's ... different stuff
things that take long to cook but ingredients are not expensive
timbane and other savory little pies, deviled eggs, basically that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)
Easter is the one time of year spouse doesn't complain that I make deviled eggs (this is always on the lunch tray). He agrees that while he can't stand hard boiled eggs, once we dye eggs, there's really nothing else to do with them except egg salad or deviled eggs, and my kids love deviled eggs. So that's part of the "lunch tray" of the holiday (and he dutifully ignores them). As some posters know, we always do a tray type lunch for holidays - then people grab what they like...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Trump wants markets floating higher, to help inflate our way "out" of the massive debt burden. But markets seem to be in bubble territory, so perhaps at some point a controlled decline would not be terrible.
Europe is already facing ~$8/gal gas, along with other issues. Seems USA is gaining power, and with tariffs the balance of trade power is adjusting. China still has like a trillion in global trade surplus, but they have plenty of issues.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (vbXSk)
Seldom do you see people so white try so hard to tap dance.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (zdLoL)
@JonahDispatch
I’m all for dunking on Democrats for normalizing crazy, stupid, and ideologically dangerous, jackasses. It’s a fair and legitimate point. But to pretend or even imply this is just a problem with one of our parties is crazy, stupid, ideologically dangerous jackassery.
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One party is all in on sexually mutilating children and the other is a bunch of do nothing assholes. So both sides are to blame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)
________
Does Jonah Goldberg watch David French while David French watches his wife get pounded by the poolboy?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (qFwJc)
I mostly just try to read when my dogs will permit it. A few minutes here, a few there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (bXbFr)
1. Tell the truth about whether it was or was not related to terrorism.
2. If it was, disclose who the group was behind it.
3. Disclose who ordered the FBI to cover that up.
Americans should know who they're voting for, after all.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (O7YUW)
You will occasionally see charts generated by leftwingers that show NO islamic terror since 9/11
They argue that the various jihadis we have seen are not part of a global movement so they are just "religious extremists" and yes they then tally that as "rightwing violence"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (n5tGW)
Thanksgiving being the exception
"lunch tray" is a good way to put it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
True enough, but that was 400 years ago.
400 years ago we were also still emptying our shit pots out the window into the street, and thought absolute monarchy was a normal state of affairs.
Some cultures evolve, some do not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (KtOUo)
Yet another reason the coming divorce will be messy.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (pDt9x)
They write it off, Jerry. They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (XV/Pl)
There are those who claim the Patterson–Gimlin bigfoot had tits.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)
I'm no expert, but the Sunni vs Shia split happened just after the death of Mohammed, and it was over whether the new religion should have a chief authority who was related to Mohammed by blood, or not. A group including Mohammed's son was ambushed and killed while traveling, by the non-bloodline faction (Sunnis), and it was on.
To this day the most senior Shia clerics must be able to claim that they are descendants of Mohammed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
also the Muzzies: "Austrian Painter man should have done a more thorough job when Holucausting the Jews"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ynpvh)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
She is not having a good decade...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
I just finished "Darwin's Blade" a few weeks ago. Dude is a fantastic writer, but tends to get too dark for my taste sometimes. Wish I'd never read "Song of Kali".
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (AkKZw)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (bXbFr)
I believe at one point Cardinal Richelieu (aka "that three-faced Papist") was actually providing support to the nominally Protestant side.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (IG3/x)
TBH salic primogeniture with a nominal divine right of a king WAS a social improvement over what had gone before.
Having a clear succession with weaker nobles to cause less trouble with their infighting is part of the reason Europe was able to go on the offensive in the crusades era - Islam as the time had polygamy, no real rules on succession, and endemic internal conflicts.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
We do feel the shooter was Islam adjacent BUT, this DOES NOT indicate causation.
Posted by: Pam Bondi's Bunions at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (abIsI)
Pretty soon you're racking up up a bunch of popes!
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Their hats are kinda shaped like bowling pins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (ynpvh)
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Well, they didn't have suicide vests in those days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (ndZc7)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
He couldn't handle her being the famous one...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (tOcjL)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Kristi: if you're down for some good old-fashioned revenge sex...call me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)
They tend to be profoundly political, with a religious pretext.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Also, Flashpoint.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (pDt9x)
The French hated Protestants but they hated Hapsburgs more.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (guGkK)
Yes, IIRC most of Sweden's military budget was paid by France...but more importantly in the last phase of the conflict France joined and led he protestant (really anti-Hapsburg) side.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Pretty soon you're racking up up a bunch of popes!
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Their hats are kinda shaped like bowling pins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (ynpvh)
Not festive enough
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (vbXSk)
The PRC has subscriptions at this point.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (aTgV0)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Is that what Kali-fornia stands for these days?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (ynpvh)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Explains a lot about her Lewendowski relationship.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (abIsI)
yeah that ... I already don't like the NBA but wow
he'd better sue the pants off the Bulls
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (GD0B3)
@DrewPavlou
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”
https://tinyurl.com/pcza7vnd
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (kX27y)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
It was a golden age but it sowed the seeds of our decline
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
This time, we didn't - we gave her a different job b/c she couldn't be in a security job with high clearance that kinda blackmail potential. We're starting to learn...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)
"His fetish was ‘3000cc-plus boobs,’ according to one of the models who communicated extensively with Bryon and agreed to describe their conversations to the Daily Mail.
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Bonk, bonk on the head!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:33 PM (Sco7b)
Tiger Woods told police that he was looking down at his cell phone and changing the radio station before a March 27 traffic crash in Florida that resulted in his SUV flipping on its side.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 01:33 PM (Cqx++)
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Sounds like half the guys in the comments.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo"
Nobody saw this shit coming.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (aTgV0)
Tiger Woods told police that he was looking down at his cell phone and changing the radio station before a March 27 traffic crash in Florida that resulted in his SUV flipping on its side.
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Sure, Jan.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (n17eQ)
Having a clear succession with weaker nobles to cause less trouble with their infighting is part of the reason Europe was able to go on the offensive in the crusades era - Islam as the time had polygamy, no real rules on succession, and endemic internal conflicts.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
It could also be seen as Charlemagne realizing the need for raising of horse for his knights required large estates, and the support of Salic law prevented the break up of the estates to "all the inheritors", as well as cementing ties to Charlemagne personally by those lucky first born.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
This time, we didn't - we gave her a different job b/c she couldn't be in a security job with high clearance that kinda blackmail potential. We're starting to learn...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)
Sure hope so. We have not covered ourselves well politically in that area in the past.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (UajcV)
So the size of a 2 liter bottle, plus half of another one.
Dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (IG3/x)
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Sounds like half the guys in the comments.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Yes, but our commentors don't wear them and parade around in them...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
@DrewPavlou
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”
https://tinyurl.com/pcza7vnd
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (kX27y)
They need to wear a strait jacket...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (tOcjL)
__________________
Always....ALWAYS...check the container shortbread cookies come in. I'm talking about the tins. Not the plastic wrapped ones at the grocery store.
The tins are starting to be made in India. If you see "made in India" on the origin....I wouldn't risk it. There have been videos showing the conditions where they are made in India. Rats running around, workers with no gloves coughing and sneezing over a giant stirring pot. And, it gets worse from there.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Had he not seen those public service announcements?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ndZc7)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
It was a golden age but it sowed the seeds of our decline
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The 70's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)
Yes, but our commentors don't wear them and parade around in them...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
We like to think so, anyway.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
That we know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (3QGI8)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (LHPAg)
I hope you're not being distracted by planning the circular set of shelving that will surround your porch rocker while you're reading LoTR.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (0sNs1)
FBI is trying to generate good will for all their previous subterfuge.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Too much war, malaise and drug use to really be golden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)
Sometimes you just wanna get laid, you know?
Posted by: I'm 'Enery the Eight, I Am at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (n17eQ)
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
Drew, it was just the Straights of Muz until your mom went down it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
He was raised to be a golf superstar. It was his life. Then he got injured and had nothing to fall back on so he imploded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM
Too many is just enough.
Posted by: C.C. Rider at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (ZwdAr)
nood Iryna Zarutska
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (tljrc)
Weird what happens when you let in millions of Muslims into the country huh?
The Canadian socialist **party called the NDP had its convention over the weekend. They were waving Palestinian flags and their speakers were wearing Palestinian pins. Here’s the kicker they elected a Jew as their leader., lol. The party that openly supports Hamas has Jewish leader. How much crazier will the world get?
** yes they are all socialists but NDP is out and proud socialist/communist without pretending otherwise. And it’s not some fringe party it is a legit party that has won provincial elections and wins seats in the federal parliament.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: pudinhead
Outside from 9 in the morning until streetlights came on.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
He fell back on a half a billion dollars. That's a pretty damn big cushion.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (NYInA)
Kristi: if you're down for some good old-fashioned revenge sex...call me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Lewandowski's taken that task.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
He was raised to be a golf superstar. It was his life. Then he got injured and had nothing to fall back on so he imploded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
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So many injuries I'm guessing he's deep into an addiction to painkillers that he's never acknowledged. I hope he gets the help he needs, or at least uses some of his millions of dollars to hire a freaking driver.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (23/y9)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: Wenda at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (yU1fv)
The Morning Rant: Spain Is Lost
Spanish Defense Minister Margarita Robles confirmed the move, saying Spain has denied both airspace access and the use of joint U.S.-Spanish bases for any operations tied to the Iran conflict. "This was made perfectly clear to the American military and forces from the very beginning," Robles said. "Neither the bases are authorized, nor, of course, is the use of Spanish airspace authorized for any actions related to the war in Iran." Spain already had refused to allow U.S. forces to use the strategically critical Rota and Morón bases in southern Spain, installations long viewed as key hubs for American military operations into Europe, Africa and the Middle East. The expansion of that restriction to Spanish airspace effectively cuts off another logistical pathway for U.S. operations and signals that Madrid is willing to directly limit U.S. military movement despite its NATO membership.
The answer for America is simple...close those bases, and spend the billions of dollars in some other countries that will be more appreciative of America and its effort to free the world from Iran's evil. And for the taxpaying citizens of America? Don't go to Spain. Don't buy Spanish products. It's simple. They don't support us, so why should we support them? Besides, it is a country that is rapidly descending into the evil of progressive atheism, in which the value of life and culture is measured by an amoral calculation more akin to Mao than to Ignatius of Loyola (whatever you might think of him). Here is a powerful bit of data that Spanish culture is gone... replaced by the same post-modern melange currently engulfing Canada, the UK, and a few other Western countries. Father loses legal fight to halt euthanasia of 25-year-old daughter in Spain
Noelia Castillo Ramos' case galvanized international attention after her father, Gerónimo Castillo, mounted a legal battle against the authorization of various Spanish courts for his daughter to receive euthanasia in 2023. Aided by Abogados Cristianos (Christian Lawyers), a conservative Catholic organization, Mr. Castillo exhausted all appeals to the Spanish courts. The father argued that his daughter wasn’t fully psychologically able to make a decision regarding euthanasia and that she needed better medical and psychiatric care. His legal battle was ultimately shut down by the European Court for Human Rights in Strasbourg, France, on March 10.
It's called psychiatric illness, and giving its sufferers agency over their own treatment and lives is, frankly, insane. But it illuminates the interest of the collective over the individual, and the total rejection of an objective morality that has been the backbone of the West, courtesy of religion, for 2,500 years. Spain has chosen its path, and we should respect that choice. But no amount of Serrano ham, Paella, and magnificent art should lure us to continue our support of this failed state. [France too is barring American use of its airspace, but that is a discussion for another time!] [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:02 AM (bss/y)
As with the UK, it is reliance by the current people in power on the votes of the people who want to destroy their country to remain in power. And power is all that matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:03 AM (ExV1e)
Fuck. The World sucks ass.
As if we needed any more illustrations of why we needed Christ.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:03 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mothammad Mothammad Mothammad at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (eOFY+)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
Sangria?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (2GVsD)
Outside of Britain we got no real help in the WoT.
And with the further slide of Britain to EuroSoc with an Islamic taint they aren't interested in assisting with the Iran conflict.
So what then is the value of defending countries that are objectively every bit our opponents as much as Russia or China?
Time to leave NATO
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
Trump's telling the EU to step up and come get their own damn oil. He's not going to "just send it to them"
NATO is toast.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Someone has to say it at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
As with the UK, it is reliance by the current people in power on the votes of the people who want to destroy their country to remain in power. And power is all that matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The Gates of Vienna will be raped, torn dow & sold as scrap before I lift a finger to help.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (9E5Ho)
Spain paid to bring these people to their country.
To put them on welfare.
And then to keep them there ignored their crimes.
What value do actual Spaniards get? None. More taxes, more crime, less social cohesion.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (sKqQm)
My lesson from Spain? You can’t let up on the Communists. Not even after you die. Franco screwed up by not leaving an explicitly anti-Communist government behind him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (jbnUc)
Spain is likely to be forever lost to Islam, and the descendants of those who threw them out happily invited that demonic religion back.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (N1DT3)
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Worthless As Tits On A Bull at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (OoSEI)
The Spanish Def Min has no experience with military issues. She's a career bureaucrat who intentionally killed a bunch of people in nursing homes using COVID.
So this title is her reward for doing so
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (sKqQm)
Power for Commies.
That is the only benefit they want.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (9E5Ho)
I hear Pyongyang is quite nice this time of year.
Posted by: At least that's what the Nork media says at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (eOFY+)
now do italy (space inserted): https://freerepublic.com/focus /f-news/4373012/posts
Italy denies use of Sicily airbase to US planes carrying weapons for Iran war
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Persnickety at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (NXsA/)
NATO is toast.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (AkEZC
The CBC actually had an interesting segment this morning on how the US could take Kharg island.
The biggest concern would be drones and missiles...whatever's left.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (2GVsD)
It's not clear that it's past time for what I've been advocating for years, leave NATO. There is no point in being part of a one-way alliance. We can defend ourselves and it's a waste of our money and people to sacrifice for people who won't sacrifice for us.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: pawn at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (qmOsv)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (wvc0i)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (ExV1e)
But...the FSA should not want the immigrants. They are taking a share of the loot that could be available to the FSA otherwise.
It is interesting that this area is not causing issues, at least yet, for the people running Europe.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (RHGPo)
It would be safer, freer, more prosperous and more Christian.
But we're supposed to imagine Putin is so evil that he'd ... do what?
Import illiterate immigrants to rape girls, then kill the girl for being raped?
Just so he could harvest and sell her organs?
Who is the fucking monster here?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:10 AM (HXT0k)
Good luck to the few sane people left in that country. Run while you can.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 11:10 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (wvc0i)
The FSA are too STUPID to see past the end of their noses.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (9E5Ho)
So this title is her reward for doing so
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (sKqQm)
So, arguably, more lethal than the rest of the Spanish military.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (ExV1e)
I remember the left giggling like schoolgirls when Romney talked about the Russian threat. But the moment Russia said they were not going to let gay men adopt children, they became The Enemy.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (578V/)
So the headline is true — the woman who accused Trump of sexually abusing her has had some of her details corroborated … just none related to Trump, but instead, someone named Jimmy Atkins.
Jimmy Atkins’ business back in Ohio was running trade schools. But on Hilton Head, he took over a small company that specialized in long-term rentals. Property in the island’s gated subdivisions, called plantations in reference to the local antebellum history, attracted vacationing families and wealthy retirees. Corporate executives and global financiers descended by private plane to survey the frenzy some two decades into the island’s transformation.
At Harbour Realty and Rentals, with an office near Coligny Beach, Atkins came into contact with a teenage girl who would later claim to the FBI that she was sexually assaulted by him and a young Jeffery Epstein, the infamous and now deceased sexual predator. She alleged to agents that the two men also conspired to extort her mother to embezzle money. The mother eventually ended up in prison.
... axe meet grinding stone
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (RHGPo)
It is interesting that this area is not causing issues, at least yet, for the people running Europe.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)
Because for immigrants at least, they do not see the thing they are looting as of value. There is always a desire or the thought that they can just go back where they came when the loot runs out. Why were the Somalians sending billions back to Somalia?
You assume that they want to build a life here, that is not the goal. Loot. Then leave. But stay as long as the loot is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (NFX2v)
You're forgetting Canadian law, as interpreted by Canadian courts, which states that Quebec has the right to secede from Canada, but that no one else does.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (n1OCj)
The general points:
1) She didn't report the assaults at the time, so she was lying and probably had voluntarily had sex with them - Women lie about sexual assaults all the time
2) This is because European countries are still too patriarchal - in a true feminist society women would feel good about having sex
3) This is also because of discrimination against immigrants. If they had more money, status, and influence they would be more quick to adopt European mores about how to relate to women.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 11:14 AM (rJ48h)
'Cause they aren't.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:14 AM (XuXeR)
So the answer to the trauma caused by the musselmen savages is to murder the rape victim. I guess Spain really is an Islamic hellhole- that's the punishment for getting raped in Muslim countries, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 11:14 AM (N1DT3)
Europe is lost. NATO is toast.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (OPGS/)
Ukraine was never anything more than a prybar to get massive amounts of cash flowing. They knew that the idea of Russian expansionism would also hit their enemies (us.) So, wambo presto 'I will accept a limited incursion' into 'WE HAVE TO STOP THE RUSSIANS OR THEY WILL MARCH TO THE ATLANTIC!' and all the fucking think tank shits who were playing tiddly winks since the end of the cold war jumped on board.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (bss/y)
Fun fact: more people are born in Nigeria than in Europe and Russia combined.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (n1OCj)
No, my point is about the native FSA. Putting immigrants on welfare puts them in conflict with the FSA's wish to get as much government loot as possible.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (sKqQm)
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They never tried to catch the rapists.
Because they didn't want to.
Better girls be raped than an illiterate, unassimilated, violent, muslim immigrant suffer a day in jail.
The whole of Europe needs a fire burned upon it:
Pile it with the bodies of the muslim and everyone who holds office.
Then we can decide if they deserve to not be nuked.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (2GVsD)
Starlink laughs and laughs
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (XuXeR)
The left doesn't really believe in anything they say. The issue is never the issue. It is always the narrative.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)
Hey, let's send them more food!
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:16 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 11:16 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 11:14 AM (rJ48h)
Or... other countries in the EU?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (ExV1e)
Britain has more political prisoners then Russia does.
Yes, Vlad is an autocrat who rules Russia without a concern for traditional western norms about human rights.
But so does Starmer. And unlike Starmer, Vlad is at least a nationalist, which means he has some level of concern about his own people...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (sKqQm)
You're forgetting Canadian law, as interpreted by Canadian courts, which states that Quebec has the right to secede from Canada, but that no one else does.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Here's what people forget because no one's done it yet.
YOU & I can't stop sending taxes to DC because it's automatically taken out of our paychecks.
What happens when, say, Texas decides not to forward tax payments to DC?
What's DC's actual response? What can they do? Try to take over Austin? Sharp words? Angry letters?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)
https://x.com/JFBoilley/status/2037867757669101579
Posted by: pawn at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM
*snort*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (HXT0k)
Putin should promise to expel the muslims, get rid of most regulations and government and a maximum 10% tax rate. He'd probably get volunteers.
'The View' is going to have on Rahm Emanuel. They covered Kid Rock, the ballroom in 'The People's House' and now Vance's wife. 2026 ratings - 2.563 million.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (Sco7b)
In my travels there, it was common to find people in the east refer to themselves not as "Spanish" but as "Catalonian." "Spanish" to them was almost an insult, as they considered the central Spaniards from Madrid the "Spanish" people.
And don't even ask about the Basque.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (AkEZC)
NATO will never be toast so long as our campaign contributors are receiving generous contracts to supply Europe with materiel at the expense of US taxpayers. -- Congress
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:19 AM (ExV1e)
Brought forward --
She read her dissenting opinion from the Bench. Um KBJ, is was an 8-1 opinion.
Posted by: WisRich
She is bound by contract to deliver a certain number of pages of her delivered opinions for her magnum opus, "Justicin' for Dummies" and she won't be steered off that path.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (xG4kz)
And of course there's a Moron in Spain. I suspect the one in Cuba will be more desirable in 25 years.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (kgE5c)
"Our findings reveal a high willingness among recent male refugees to partner with resident women, whereas resident women exhibit significantly lower openness towards romantic relationships with male refugees."
Can't imagine why German women aren't interested in having sex with Third World Muslim "refugees" who view women as cattle.
Obviously, more laws and education are needed.
Is it a match? The congruence of partnership preferences between Syrian and Afghan refugees and the German population
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (n1OCj)
I suspect that killing off a good portion of a generation of Ukrainian men was seen as a bonus by TPTB.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (tYGL3)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 11:21 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
They don't need NATO to keep making bank.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:21 AM (9E5Ho)
And don't even ask about the Basque.
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That's why I said, when they and Ireland decided they'd recognize the Palestine as a state, I said, Trump should say we're then recognizing their ethnic regions as state.
See how they like war on their doorsteps ....
It's time to stir up a war in Europe ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:21 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 11:22 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (xG4kz)
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Kagan and Soto even took a shot at KBJ in a footnote in their concurring opinion.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 11:22 AM (G0vdT)
'The View' is going to have on Rahm Emanuel. They covered Kid Rock, the ballroom in 'The People's House' and now Vance's wife. 2026 ratings - 2.563 million.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (Sco7b)
I don't think he can do that, because he uses the musselmen as part of his army. It keeps him from having to use actual Russians as cannon fodder. (And keeps Moscow and St. Pete from getting angry over their very few sons dying.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 11:22 AM (N1DT3)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
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Ballistic: X vs Sever - it stars Antonio Bandaras. Don't watch it!
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 11:23 AM (f1kZG)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 31, 2026 11:23 AM (Q/FnY)
Last time I was in Europe, I see endless immigrants in hijabs pushing baby carriages.
There were native Euro-women jogging/biking/whatever in short shorts.
The immigrant women want to get married to men from their own culture and have kids. The Euro-women maybe want a boyfriend and the immigrant men are more then happy for that role irrespective of whether they marry a woman from their own culture...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)
Spain is one of the favored refuges for American lefties fleeing Trump. They take their American remote-work salaries and live like -- what's that hated type of person? Kings. Then they go on social media and talk about how great it is compared to the US, since they can afford great food, entertainment, and housing for practically nothing, as if that's how the locals live.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 11:24 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 11:24 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The horror of reality overwhelms all fiction at March 31, 2026 11:24 AM (CJTQo)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:21 AM (9E5Ho)
Every means of siphoning off tax dollars is a loved and wanted means of siphoning off tax dollars. -- Congress
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:25 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:25 AM (HXT0k)
The Euro-women maybe want a boyfriend
Posted by: 18-1
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That's not really how that story goes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 11:25 AM (n7rxJ)
The girl was clearly seriously mentally ill. She tried suicide at least once before. She claimed to have been raped by half the men in Spain. I seriously doubt those claims; I think she was mentally ill and making up dramatic stories.
Regardless, there's no way she had the mental capacity to decide to end her life. Spain basically murdered her.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (iFTx/)
The State decides your fate. The State deemed her life was without meaning.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
I was reading some threads on reddit on the cost of living in Spain.
It was full of Brits and Americans arguing about how affordable everything is unlike back home...and a handful of Spaniards complaining everything is too expensive especially housing.
Now, if you import a bunch of wealthy foreigners, what happens to the cost of things like housing?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (sKqQm)
Let Europe starve.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:25 AM (HXT0k)
Agreed. At some point the deadwood has to burn.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:27 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Move them.
Posted by: Common Sense at March 31, 2026 11:28 AM (OoSEI)
It enters history as a colony of Carthage, was the scene of major wars and conspiracies before Rome had an empire -- and then came the Vandals. Not just for the weekend.
Then, all the other stuff, centuries at a time. They expelled Islam -- in the same movement that expelled Jews, and then Protestants.
If you're not used to this by now, your mental image of Spain is kind of Disneyfied. Historically, they've been allies of the US for a few minutes at a time.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 11:29 AM (zdLoL)
It goes up and downwardly mobile Spaniards are pissed out it. I don't blame then.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 11:29 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:29 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:30 AM (XuXeR)
‘ Agreed. At some point the deadwood has to burn.’
And when it does, we’ll call it the warmth of collectivism.
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:30 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:31 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:31 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Generalissimo Francisco Franco at March 31, 2026 11:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: FIIGMO at March 31, 2026 11:31 AM (R/nr4)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Move them.
Posted by: Common Sense at March 31, 2026 11:28 AM (OoSEI)
Isn't Portugal reasonably friendly? It's not even that far.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:32 AM (ExV1e)
And they have trains!
/murrican turist
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:32 AM (XuXeR)
In my travels there, it was common to find people in the east refer to themselves not as "Spanish" but as "Catalonian." "Spanish" to them was almost an insult, as they considered the central Spaniards from Madrid the "Spanish" people.
And don't even ask about the Basque
How did referring to them as "Mexicans" go over? Or, better yet, "Hispanic"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:33 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:33 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Someone has to say it at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Agree, with rare exceptions.
Women should run households, not governments.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 11:34 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:34 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:35 AM (2GVsD)
What would you propose to do with all the US Navy ships homeported in Rota?
Move them.
Isn't Portugal reasonably friendly? It's not even that far.
So is Gibraltar.
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:35 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Someone has to say it at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Agree, with rare exceptions.
Women should run households, not governments.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 11:34 AM (g8Ew
Umbrage will be taken. Wait for it
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:35 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:35 AM (4NO2D)
I guess I can make do with rot-gut saffron, but such is life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:36 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:36 AM (n17eQ)
What would you propose to do with all the US Navy ships homeported in Rota?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Move them.
Posted by: Common Sense
See how Morocco feels about leasing out Ifni.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (xG4kz)
So the headline is true — the woman who accused Trump of sexually abusing her has had some of her details corroborated … just none related to Trump, but instead, someone named Jimmy Atkins.
How is that not clear journalistic malpractice* and outright libel? OK, taken individually each part of the sentence is true but the clear intent is to deceive. Seems at least as bad as the BBC's time slicing scandal for which Trump is suing them.
* BIRM
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (vTZFs)
The people in Gibraltar don't want union with Spain.
But of course that's because Britain has controlled it for a long time and the people that live there are not Spanish in any real sense.
This is the problem with immigration and allowing alien cultures to set up shop in your land.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (2ap+5)
I don't think the US under Trump is giving up Diego Garcia. Maybe if Democrats regain the Presidency, but not now.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (VWtfl)
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Well, they no longer need it since they no longer control the Suez. Hitler should have slowed his roll and won big.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (n17eQ)
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again.
Posted by: Quint at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (Cqx++)
So is Gibraltar.
Posted by: Dr.Claw
Do not count out Kweer Starmer returning that colony to Spain.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (xG4kz)
>>How many Paella Pans can a man use?
Uhm.. How many people are we serving is the correct question.
You need the right pan for the job.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Gun control Karen McAwfl at March 31, 2026 11:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:39 AM (n17eQ)
Spain is one of the favored refuges for American lefties fleeing Trump. They take their American remote-work salaries and live like -- what's that hated type of person? Kings. Then they go on social media and talk about how great it is compared to the US, since they can afford great food, entertainment, and housing for practically nothing, as if that's how the locals live.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Much of leftists emotional drive is to become nobility over peasants. If they cannot do it here, then they go abroad where they live their lives privileged with enough money to get people to do what they want.
Same phenomenon with Karens, some minorities, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (qFwJc)
It would have made German strategy in the Med a lot easier.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (KiBMU)
‘ Antonia Salazar? He seems to me to have been a great man. Yes, he did banish some retarded communist mutineers, but they deserved worse.’
And sent food to Nazi Germany but who didn’t in those days?
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:36 AM (n17eQ) "
that may not be the entire reason, but this is ... not wrong ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 11:41 AM (MIIRH)
* BIRM
Posted by: Oddbob
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Daily Beast is not a journalism outlet but rather a partisan psy op for the left. Repulsive leftist people and ownership.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 11:41 AM (E4rtv)
In Cuba the government offers underage hookers to their Canadian/American visitors - I wonder if Spain does the same for their British residents/visitors?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)
9th Circuit rules California’s anti-hunting legislation unconstitutional.
The state tried to ban advertising that could “appeal to minors,” but the reality was simple, this would’ve shut down promotion of youth hunts, hunter education, and beginner firearms. Lawful, truthful outreach to the next generation was treated like a crime, with fines up to $25,000 per violation.
After a 4-year legal fight, the court ruled it violated the First Amendment by restricting legal speech, while also colliding with Second Amendment protections tied to lawful firearm use. California ultimately backed down, the law is permanently blocked, and the state is now paying the legal fees.
Thanks to the Sportsmen’s Alliance, SCI, and the other groups that stood up and fought to protect our hunting heritage.
Aaron B. Futrell, Author|Owner,Killshot Coffee
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (9E5Ho)
I love Paella, all the permutations of Paella.
Sucks that Spain is full of communist a**holes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (XV/Pl)
Is this about me?
Posted by: Politico at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (4NO2D)
And don't even ask about the Basque
How did referring to them as "Mexicans" go over? Or, better yet, "Hispanic"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:33 AM (xG4kz)
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I just called them "dagos" and they really liked that
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (pDt9x)
this cannot be overemphasized
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 11:43 AM (MIIRH)
‘ Antonia Salazar? He seems to me to have been a great man. Yes, he did banish some retarded communist mutineers, but they deserved worse.’
And sent food to Nazi Germany but who didn’t in those days?
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (jbnUc)
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He stopped Spain from joining German in WWII.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:43 AM (2ap+5)
Spain has a lot of coast line. If Hitler goes for Gibraltar, Britain would have directly intervened in Spain either to support the government in opposing Hitler or sailing up and down the coast destroying everything within shelling distance of the ocean...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:43 AM (sKqQm)
Much of leftists emotional drive is to become nobility over peasants. If they cannot do it here, then they go abroad where they live their lives privileged with enough money to get people to do what they want.
I was reliably informed by a dyed in the wool denizen of Minneapolis that they have the "greatest selection of restaurants there". With food spit upon by the staffs quite often, I'd wager, because Sinemotans are insufferable pricks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (EB8vC)
"Minority governments have been common in Spain since its democratic transition, with around 75% of cabinets being minority ones. Before 2020, governments were typically single-party minority administrations, but the political landscape shifted after the 2015 elections, which fragmented the party system. This led to Spain’s first national coalition government in 2020, formed by PSOE and Unidas Podemos.
Recent minority governments have faced challenges due to polarization and fragmented parliaments. The Sánchez government depends on backing from parties like ERC, Junts, PNV, and EH Bildu—some of which advocate for Catalan or Basque independence—while excluding the conservative PP and far-right Vox. Despite difficulties in passing budgets and legislation, such governments have used executive decrees and strategic alliances to maintain governance."
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)
Me. Are there any products from Spain I can boycott here in North America?
Olive oil, wine,
Food and Grocery Items: Cured meats: Jamón Serrano/Ibérico (if imported and available—note US import rules can restrict some raw pork products), chorizo.
Cheese: Manchego and other Spanish varieties.
Other: Paella rice (Bomba or Calasparra), olives, tinned seafood (conservas), almonds, citrus (oranges/lemons in season), and some spices or confectionery
Also some fashion and perfumes.
See, that was easy.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (Sco7b)
‘ Repulsive leftist people and ownership.’
I don’t see a distinction between that and regular journalists.
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (jbnUc)
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Yes. And subcons iously, it is a herd mindset survival instinct. The cows on the periphery are the ones getting picked off by the wolves. Who leave the core alone. Social climbing is a herd survival instinct on a subconscious level. On a conscious level they are also looking for ego gratification.
Posted by: Weirdos at March 31, 2026 11:45 AM (CJTQo)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:43 AM
I don't see that as a show stopper. It's not like they were bombing Germany or anything.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:45 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:45 AM (2ap+5)
One thing I with the wealthier lefties I interact with is a constant complaint about how much services that are mostly just a person's time cost - massage, daycare, gardening, etc etc
These same people also complain "the rich" have too much and should be forced to "share" with those less well off.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:46 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:33 AM (xG4kz)
They are quite proud of their culture, although they are also lunatic leftists, so it's an odd combination.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 11:46 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 31, 2026 11:46 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 11:46 AM (X5Baq)
See, that was easy.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care
What about castanets?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:47 AM (xG4kz)
If you look at how crazy radical the Spanish communists of the 1930s were, and if you assume they never really went away but were merely suppressed, this suicidal outcome for Spain makes sense. Not just the US airbase denial, their larger fall as a Western society.
The original Muslim invasion of Spain in the 8th century was invited in by a faction in Spain that sought an advantage over another faction. Kind of like all of Western Europe today, but with welfare for the invaders now, until the governments there can't afford it anymore. I guess that's going to be ugly -- old school looting and mass murder by the invaders when the welfare runs out.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 11:47 AM (VWtfl)
It seems he wasn't eager for the coup unlike some others. But when it because clear the leftist government was just going to kill/imprison anyone opposed to it he had little choice...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm)
Setting aside the obvious difference between oil and jet fuel, it still cracks me up.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 31, 2026 11:48 AM (s1NDj)
‘ If Hitler goes for Gibraltar, Britain would have directly intervened in Spain’
And had a friendly land power on the continent to help tie down Germany. A peninsular campaign like they had against Napoleon.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal
Tucker's former outfit and he still has influence there I am sure. He had to sell ownership when he started at Fox. Guy running it now I think was co-founder (Neil Patel).
This blurb from Wikipedia should tell you something,
"In 2020, The New York Times noted that "several former Daily Caller reporters occupy prominent roles in Washington journalism," specifically noting CNN White House correspondent Kaitlan Collins and Daily Mail reporter David Martosko."
Daily Mail also hired a guy named Phillip Nieto who used to be at the Daily Caller as well. Nieto has dropped several stories putting Tucker's claims up front and center like the being banned from Israel bullshit.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (4NO2D)
this cannot be overemphasized
because pixy didn't give us a tag for that
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (4NO2D)
I don't think that's how that goes
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 11:50 AM (zYlFc)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:50 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 11:50 AM (5rh/l)
Enjoy the Caliphate Spain
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 11:51 AM (gX32c)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:50 AM (n17eQ)
MS Now said Putin sent a shipment of oil through.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:51 AM (Sco7b)
Enjoy the Caliphate Spain
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 11:51 AM (gX32c)
Al-Andalus returns.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:52 AM (pDt9x)
I recall hearing that when deGaulle & Co.ordered NATO (the US) airbases to be handed over to France, the US demolished everything on the way out Even broke up the runways.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 11:52 AM (VWtfl)
because pixy didn't give us a tag for that
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (oY6Yp)
OVEREMPHASIZED
You just have to want it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:52 AM (ExV1e)
‘ Saw a photo of communists in Spain digging up dead nuns for display, mocking them and defiling the dead bodies.’
That sounds like communists all right. If they were humane they wouldn’t be communists.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 11:53 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:53 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:54 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 11:55 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:55 AM (4NO2D)
I was in Barcelona last year, and if my interpretation of their bookstore shelving is correct (Ace would be the expert, of course) there were three major languages whose people preferred reading in their own language enough to be catered to.
There was often a completely separate French section; and sometimes even a separate Italian section; before devolving into a catch-all foreign language section. But these were just a case or two, not a large section of the bookstore.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:55 AM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:53 AM (2ap+5)
Britain was best at it but then they forgot that weren't part of Europe and, after killing most of their men, they became gay.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:56 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mrs. Costanza at March 31, 2026 11:56 AM (P7vXf)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:56 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 11:57 AM (abIsI)
The Spanish Def Min has no experience with military issues. She's a career bureaucrat who intentionally killed a bunch of people in nursing homes using COVID.
So this title is her reward for doing so
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (sKqQm)
So, arguably, more lethal than the rest of the Spanish military.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (ExV1e)
Funny how the commie cocksuckers in the West have been caterwauling about how Franco shot some commie shit-heads back during the Civil War. Never mind that the commies started the war by killing every Catholic clergyman they could get their hands on, and once the war started, they spent almost as much energy massacring fellow commies and socialists for apostacy than they did in actually fighting Franco's Phalangists.
And now they're going to get on their high horse and whine about the US allying with Israel to crush the Iranian mullahs and free up the Persian people?
Fuck Spain, have fun with the inevitable cleansing of the Cathedral of Cordoba back into a mohammedan mosque, pinche pendejo assholes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 11:57 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 31, 2026 11:57 AM (GFDvZ)
Isn't that kinda S.O.P. ... forever? Enemy of my enemy is my friends cousin... or something.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:57 AM (XuXeR)
Out: Espanol
In: Durka durka. Mohammed jihad. Durk, durk allah.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)
The details being reported thus far on Italy's denial of landing authorization to US military aircraft -- reportedly a flight of B-1s looking to gas-and-go -- on March 27 at Sigonella is not a blanket denial as is the case with Spain and its airspace.
So, for the moment, anyway, let's get that butane lighter away from your hair.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (Y1sOo)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (IlL6s)
Oh and Seve Ballesteros… great golfer
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (X5Baq)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (LHPAg)
Assumes facts not in evidence.
They are married to men from their own culture and have kids.
The culture they come from is indifferent to whether they want to do this.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (a+4eV)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (IlL6s)
I would add Hungary, but they are not a military player. Maybe Croatia.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 12:00 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:00 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:00 PM (X5Baq)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)
*Ears Perk Up*
Posted by: Denny Crane - Suddenly, I Love Cuba! at March 31, 2026 12:02 PM (dmDsy)
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (9E5Ho)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: AlecK at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (cMlC1)
Why does NATO continue more than 30 years after the USSR dissolved??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (X5Baq)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (IlL6s)
I would add Hungary, but they are not a military player. Maybe Croatia.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)
South Korea, maybe?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (9E5Ho)
Send in the Dudley Dorights!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (pDt9x)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (abIsI)
__________
Isn't that a young Cindy Crawford?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (IlL6s)
I would add Hungary, but they are not a military player. Maybe Croatia.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)
South Korea, maybe?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
__________
Grand Fenwick
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)
Hungary, El Salvador, and Argentina. Likely Chile as their new anti-commie government gets going. Maybe Venezuela after they hold elections.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:06 PM (pDt9x)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (abIsI)
__________
Isn't that a young Cindy Crawford?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
Cindy Crawford is Spanish??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:06 PM (X5Baq)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless"
Boring soccer games?
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2026 12:06 PM (GUOwU)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless"
Boring soccer games?
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2026 12:06 PM (GUOwU)
Scoooooore!!!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (pDt9x)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD
Fiji
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (abIsI)
I sometimes reflect on Trump's first term, and how the Empire struck back to steal the 2020 election and impose 'progressive' looting, invasion, and tyranny. I try to think of what I could do to prepare for another such turn, which would be much worse now. (The leftists are salivating at the prospect, and starting to openly tell us what they're planning to do.)
I can't come up with anything other than, this must not happen.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (VWtfl)
I recall hearing that when deGaulle & Co.ordered NATO (the US) airbases to be handed over to France, the US demolished everything on the way out Even broke up the runways.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 11:52 AM (VWtfl)
One of the great post-war mistakes has to have been our full-throated initial support for that spindly shit-head DeGaulle. His asshole behavior all through the war years should have been a clue.
Even worse is when we allowed DeGaulle to enter the political alliance of NATO when they refused to also enter the military part of NATO. So we basically gave them the idea that they could politically control NATO without a military commitment.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Well, they have a lot of potential splodeydopes they can mobilize against us...
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (OPGS/)
---
Yup.
They swoon at the medieval fictions of kings, queens etc.
I see dirty, filthy, uncomfortable lives in every way worse than being even a poor today.
But, all they see is the false portrayal of unlimited power.
And that fills them with greed and envy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 12:08 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
Assuming that URL is correct, it's a young Ines Sastre.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (ExV1e)
For southern coverage, maybe between them Portugal, Israel, and one of the Gulf States?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
__________
Grand Fenwick
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)
I had to look that up...
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless"
No more Port wine!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)
======
Oh no, this sounds horrible!
Posted by: XOM Shareholder at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
As of early 2026, Aliko Dangote remains the richest person in Nigeria and Africa with an estimated net worth of $28.5 billion, driven by his cement and refinery businesses. He is followed by industrialist Abdulsamad Rabiu ($11.2 billion) and telecom mogul Mike Adenuga, making them the top three titans. (More billionaires follow.)
OTOH: persecution org, 2026/03/30
🔥 Dozens Killed During Palm Sunday Attacks in Nigeria
March 30, 2026 | Africa
Why?
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 12:11 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bart Voice at March 31, 2026 12:11 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (2ap+5)
Nothing except fill their diapers and bitch and moan.
Fuck them.
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 31, 2026 12:12 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:13 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal "
How boring is soccer?
It is so boring when somebody actually makes a goal the crowd and announcer go nuts like somebody just hit a grand slam in the bottom of the ninth or completed a Hail Mary pass in the final seconds.
That's how boring soccer is.
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2026 12:13 PM (GUOwU)
What kind of helmet clad world must we all endure for the sake of FUCKING MORONS
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (m+L0i)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (2ap+5)
Nothing except fill their diapers and bitch and moan.
Fuck them.
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 31, 2026 12:12 PM (/1l9x)
Ask us how that works.
Posted by: Cubans looking over the fence at Gitmo at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Drink Starboard wine instead!
Greetings from Victoria, BC. I am going to to try to help my nephew do some renos on niece's house. Converting small drive-under garage to an office. Lovely sunny Spring day here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (2JFBE)
Funny, that. Both gas and road use diesel have gone down the past few days...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Port is Portuguese. Sherry is Spanish.
Posted by: Cubans looking over the fence at Gitmo at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (IG3/x)
And yes he’s literally gay; he has a husband
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (X5Baq)
It also shows some of the glaring flaws in the US constitution, though one might argue that the founding fathers were realistic and understood it wasn't going to last forever - and of all things, the 2A, even as curtailed as it has been, is the only thing giving us a real chance to last long enough to avoid total destruction (see the UK as an alternative and a warning)
You cannot, and should not, tolerate those who announce their intent to enslave you or to erase your population. That's fucking stupidity of the highest order.
9/11 and the global response was enough for me to categorize islam. 2020 and the J6 response with the backdrop of debanking, child grooming, and foreign invasion were the final nails for progressivism. At best, coexistence within a single polity is not possible.
Posted by: heya at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (RW4Zm)
Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (FhXTo)
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
$135
$155
$175
$195
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (QGaXH)
Now that's funny right there.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)
South Korea, maybe?
Posted by: SSBN 656
We have lots of minor nations that work closely with us. The Philippines have a pretty good relationship with us, as they have concerns with China. Kosovo is tiny, but they deploy troops within Iowa National Guard units and train with them all the time.
Taiwan, maybe? They can't offer much, but we work with them.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (xQtaY)
242 > No more Port wine!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Port is Portuguese. Sherry is Spanish.
Posted by: Cubans looking over the fence at Gitmo at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (IG3/x)
What about Madeira?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Stateless"
Bidens economic policies were so bad they did more damage to the country and consumer pain than Trump/US going to war.
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (GUOwU)
And yes he’s literally gay; he has a husband
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (X5Baq)
Is he like the mayor of Munchkinland?
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Drink Starboard wine instead!
Greetings from Victoria, BC. I am going to to try to help my nephew do some renos on niece's house. Converting small drive-under garage to an office. Lovely sunny Spring day here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (2JFBE)
I figured that was why you were in Port Angeles yesterday - getting ready to take the ferry across.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (QGaXH)
AI Overview: Gas lines in the 1970s were caused by severe gasoline shortages stemming from two major oil crises—the 1973 Arab oil embargo and the 1979 Iranian Revolution—which severely disrupted oil supply. These shortages were worsened by US price controls, panic buying, and high reliance on foreign oil, causing massive lines and rationing. (NPR, History dot com and others)
Drivers with license plates ending in odd numbers could only buy gas on odd days, and vice versa.
Gas stations often ran out of fuel, leading to reduced hours or closures.
Conservation Measures: The maximum speed limit was reduced to 55, and gasoline was severely rationed.
And lines stretched almost forever.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 12:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (VWtfl)"
Keeping on topic with Spain, you can think of things. They just require care in publishing them.
Look into how and why the non-lefties in Spain had arms and training when things went sideways.
Posted by: heya at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (RW4Zm)
My favorite misleading headline still is "Former Bush Aide Guilty"
(of stealing internal Bush election campaign strategy documents and giving them to the democrats)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (XuXeR)
That was Steve Perry solo! On his solo album Street Talk
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (X5Baq)
I don't think he has a newsletter but if he did I'd subscribe to it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:20 PM (pDt9x)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Nice to see an image designed for landscape viewing for a change. Many of mine are best viewed with a screen, too, but for a different reason.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 12:20 PM (xQtaY)
256 What about Madeira?"
Portuguese
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (XuXeR)
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Less filling!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:20 PM (VWtfl)
Oh Sherry is Journey...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026
I always thought he was singing "Cinnamon gum!"
Posted by: Josephistan at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (FLx59)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (QGaXH)
How in the world do you spend that kind of money on Easter?
New clothes for church, maybe?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (IG3/x)
AI Overview: Gas lines in the 1970s were caused by severe gasoline shortages stemming from two major oil crises—the 1973 Arab oil embargo and the 1979 Iranian Revolution—which severely disrupted oil supply. These shortages were worsened by US price controls, panic buying, and high reliance on foreign oil, causing massive lines and rationing. (NPR, History dot com and others)
Drivers with license plates ending in odd numbers could only buy gas on odd days, and vice versa.
Gas stations often ran out of fuel, leading to reduced hours or closures.
Conservation Measures: The maximum speed limit was reduced to 55, and gasoline was severely rationed.
And lines stretched almost forever.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 12:18 PM (NFX2v)
I started driving in late 1974, a year after gas prices basically doubled to 50 - 60c/gal. Later, in 1978 they went to $1/gal. I recall people wondering how they could do that since the mechanical pumps could only go up to 99.9c/gal. The solution was to easily adjust the pumps to register price per quart or half gallon.
That was confusing. Glad they didn't start selling it per liter....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (QGaXH)
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223
======
The Easterners, in the finest British bobby manner, shall say, "Stop! or I shall say Stop! again in a really cross manner."
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)
Wasn't that the odd "medieval" video? Or am I misremembering a staircase scene?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Nice to see an image designed for landscape viewing for a change. Many of mine are best viewed with a screen, too, but for a different reason.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 12:20 PM (xQtaY)
Yeah...but after about 6 months (or less) you'll be so sick of her s*** you'll never want to see another woman again.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
Sounds somewhat familiar.
Posted by: Y2K scare at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (xQtaY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Port is Portuguese. Sherry is Spanish.
Posted by: Cubans looking over the fence at Gitmo at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (IG3/x)
______
"No. Cherie is HOT."
-- Hardline
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (XuXeR)
Regarding even/odd day rationing: the last day of most months is the 31st. The following day is the 1st of the next month. That's two odd days in a row. What did they do about that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:25 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: tubal
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: No Kings geriatrics at March 31, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=======
Last there over thirty years ago on a daytrip from Comox AB up north on Vancouver Island.
The Island was beautiful with great weather at the time.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:26 PM (XuXeR)
That was confusing. Glad they didn't start selling it per liter....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (QGaXH)
You've just solved a long-standing mystery for me. A gas station in the town I was living in at the time did in fact sell by the liter for a time.
I'm betting you're dead on... their pumps couldn't be set for more than a dollar a gallon, so they switched to liters until they could get new pump guts (or get the old ones adjusted or whatever).
Perhaps the pump guts even came from the factory able to handle either gallons or liters, so they could be sold internationally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:26 PM (IG3/x)
The downside is that they'll be overrun even faster by the Muslim invaders and we'll end up having to fight another continental war over there, but I think that's inevitable anyway.
They're well into the "good times make weak men" phase of their existence, and they need to face some hard times sooner rather than later.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:26 PM (oqH4h)
‘ after about 6 months (or less) you'll be so sick of her s*** you'll never want to see another woman again’
Then you can run for mayor of Providence, RI.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 12:26 PM (jbnUc)
NY Post,
"Former Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem is “devastated” by salacious allegations that her husband, Bryon, lives a double life in which he dabbled in cross-dressing and chatted online with fetish models.
“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post."
According to reporting by the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem chatted up women from the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a “Barbie doll”-like appearance.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
Economics, how do it work?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (XuXeR)
There were price controls on oil. (and airlines, telephones, etc). You should have heard the hysterical screeching and dire predictions when Reagan lifted all of them.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (FLx59)
No, that was Neil Young.
"I could be happy/the rest of my life/with some cinnamon gum."
Neil was easily satisfied back then.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (IG3/x)
I like the notion that if we have to fight some nation, we have claim to their resources until the amount of money it cost us to fight them is paid back.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (OPGS/)
Posted by: human at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
Yikes....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (kamC8)
NY Post,
"Former Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem is “devastated” by salacious allegations that her husband, Bryon, lives a double life in which he dabbled in cross-dressing and chatted online with fetish models.
“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post."
According to reporting by the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem chatted up women from the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a “Barbie doll”-like appearance.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
__________
"Meh"
-- Gay Trans Furry Subculture
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (j+aD2)
"Those thieving bastards"
/guy with 2 even number plates
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: It's me donna
=====
Daily Mail story and NY Post story have pictures. Not recommended to view before lunch.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (E4rtv)
Russia Ukraine was never difficult. Putin wanted to recreate the security profile of the Soviet Union. He had no desire to go to Paris, or even Berlin. He did want to get to Moldova, and he wanted to grab the government of Ukraine quickly to try and end the war that way and install a puppet that would allow him to isolate the Baltic states.
Poland was always going to be the hard one, and perhaps he would have been happy to just stay there at the Polish border - but geographically I believe his best stopping part was around Warsaw. I'm not sure the Russians could beat Poland at this point, if they ever managed to get there.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Port wine comes from Portugal not Spain.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 12:30 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Castro District Scrotum Inflators at March 31, 2026 12:30 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: rechill at March 31, 2026 12:30 PM (K1zyu)
Kristi Noem: Bad hire.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Enjoy it. The scenery too.
Minus the injection sites...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (Sco7b)
Regarding even/odd day rationing: the last day of most months is the 31st. The following day is the 1st of the next month. That's two odd days in a row. What did they do about that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:25 PM (VWtfl)
Either made the 31st an 'even/odd day' or told the even-numbered plate holders 'sux to be u'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (QGaXH)
They also say he’s been paying fetish accounts to trade pornographic "busty bimbo" content.
Yikes
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Dave's not here at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (kp5iD)
Wasn't that the odd "medieval" video? Or am I misremembering a staircase scene?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)
My memory is imperfect but I think you’re right that video does have a scene where Sherry is walking up or down some stairs
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (xT8gx)
"uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they shall have is not ours to rule."
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (XuXeR)
$135
$155
$175
$195
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Someone is going to be paying close to $400 then. Because I'll be lucky to spend $12.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (EcHpA)
Might explain her "alleged" affair with that Corey guy..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (kamC8)
I read that in Hilaria Baldwin's voice.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Dave's not here
Probably forgot his password again.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (pDt9x)
Poland was always going to be the hard one, and perhaps he would have been happy to just stay there at the Polish border - but geographically I believe his best stopping part was around Warsaw. I'm not sure the Russians could beat Poland at this point, if they ever managed to get there.
Posted by: Black JEM
=======
Estimates are now that 15-20 percent of the population in Moscow and St. Petersburg are now Muslims from the outlying areas of the former Soviet Union.
That is because he stuck his dick in a meatgrinder in Ukraine and it, along with fleeing high skilled Russians, meant a severe labor shortage filled with Muzzies in primarily white Russian areas.
Undid years of Putin's attempts to restore Russia.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (oqH4h)
MS Now and CNN - gas prices are going to go exponentially higher and the United States is completely doomed.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)
DOOM!!!
I miss Monty.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (j+aD2)
i've seen a lot of pumps where they used tinsnips to make the digit window bigger and added a digit to the counter.
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (y171U)
That is because he stuck his dick in a meatgrinder in Ukraine and it, along with fleeing high skilled Russians, meant a severe labor shortage filled with Muzzies in primarily white Russian areas.
Undid years of Putin's attempts to restore Russia.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)
==
Interesting the unintended consequences when you throw a hail mary and it doesn't work.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2026 12:47 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (wGerL)
Well, that most certainly won't be the UK.
They recently pretty much ceded the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain by giving them control of the border.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT.
You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated.
The hard part is done.
Go get your own oil!
President DJT
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
A Ship against the Mewstone, at the Entrance to Plymouth Sound
Joseph Mallord William Turner
Comments
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Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)
Anyway, as usual with his stuff, I approve.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (AlhUl)
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Posted by: Limerick lover at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM
It all smells like fish.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Poor artist at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM
F*ck off!
Posted by: The guy who parked there at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Plymouth, Tasmania? Confused, I am.
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Vinnie Vertigo at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brevity in art at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Suwql)
The painting is only 15.6 by 23.7 cm. That's pretty tiny.
In 1811, the engraver and publisher William Cooke approached Turner with a proposal to publish a print series entitled Picturesque Views of the Southern Coast of England. This watercolour, in which the waves are so accurately depicted, their frothy white crests being blown away by the strong wind, appeared in part six of the series published in 1815.
The rigging of the ship labouring in the heavy swell, the clouds highlighted by a bright shaft of sunlight, even the gannets with their characteristic black wing tips are recorded in great detail. The ship, probably a Royal Naval vessel, is dwarfed by the dreaded Mewstone.
This dramatic natural feature, which lies at the eastern end of Plymouth Sound off Wembury Bay, notoriously claimed many lives over the centuries. During the summer of 1813 Turner spent time travelling along the coast, filling sketchbooks with his observations."
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)
Well, he was British, and an odd egg, but he wasn't much of a cad, and he certainly wasn't a lunatic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 09:32 AM
Wait, whut?!
Posted by: The Rock of Gibraltar at March 31, 2026 09:37 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
So, not much into Kenneth Branagh flicks?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:37 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)
The title suggests that it was previously heading straight for the big rock whereas it is currently being fornicated by the big rock.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e)
Don't see any cats there....
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM
Of course not...they only use it to sharpen their claws.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:38 AM (kgE5c)
Is this in Catmandu?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 31, 2026 09:38 AM (ZLHME)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (n9ltV)
Believed to have father two children out of wedlock with his housekeeper. That seems fairly caddish for the time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Man Fill of Schist at March 31, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 09:40 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM
* smiles tight-lipped *
Posted by: Boston at March 31, 2026 09:41 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: The sniper at March 31, 2026 09:41 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 09:41 AM (AkEZC)
I'd hazard a guess that there was a great deal of mewling and puking aboard that vessel on that day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:41 AM (xG4kz)
Yikes!
I like it.
Posted by: Lizzy
Agreed. Riding "The Galleon" at our local amusement park was just like what those sailors experienced, and everyone seemed to have a great time.
https://tinyurl.com/en2a9kpy
Posted by: Confused Moron at March 31, 2026 09:42 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 31, 2026 09:42 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross
They are windblown.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Gerry And The Pacemakers at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)
I have questions, but I'm not sure I want answers.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:44 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (DgMqy)
Since rats were an issue, that would make sense.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM
So the Cad didn't bury the eggs?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (0sNs1)
A nudist by the name of Johnstone
Sunbathed out on the Mewstone
When asked, "Why?",
He replied, "I
Entangled my Johnson in my trombone."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bad Andrew
Most ships had a cat or two to keep the rat population in check.
Don't think they got a grog ration though
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (WeQvm)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: the sailor at March 31, 2026 09:46 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM
I feel slightly better about that, but with English place names, you never can tell.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (kgE5c)
Beats being the cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:48 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:48 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Captain Haddock at March 31, 2026 09:48 AM (kLUcw)
So Neptune has claimed another soul.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (DgMqy)
The Honorable Thing - a limerick
The livestock merchant Josiah Heep
Was tossed about out on the deep
As they crashed into the rock
He cried, "Oh no, what? The flock?
Heaven help me, I must go down with the sheep!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (kgE5c)
How about Welsh names?
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerych wyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Space added to avoid incurring CBD's wrath although the name is only one word.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (pDt9x)
The cap'n wouldn't have been a distant relation to Joseph Hazelwood, would he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:50 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:50 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (pDt9x)
Point of order... no name is given for the ship so we don't know this statement to be true.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM
My goddaughter was not the least bit whelmed by our Plymouth Rock.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (kgE5c)
The cap'n wouldn't have been a distant relation to Joseph Hazelwood, would he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:50 AM (xG4kz)
It’s Bligh Captain William Bligh.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (Sco7b)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerych wyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Space added to avoid incurring CBD's wrath although the name is only one word.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM
Valid point. I lack sufficient phlegm to pronounce anything in Welsh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:52 AM (kgE5c)
Tomorrow, back to worrying about scurvy.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (Sco7b)
The cabin boys will need comforting, Cap’n Ned!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:52 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: tubal
Point of order... no name is given for the ship so we don't know this statement to be true.
Posted by: I used to have a different
Possibly the Ella Fitzgerald.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:55 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 09:56 AM (bss/y)
Ogden Nash would have found a way to work the name "Mewstone" into his version of "Cats", had he written one, but such was not the case for that high browed snob, T. S. Eliot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Your Kid's Art Teacher at March 31, 2026 09:57 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:58 AM (gtcuf)
That Mewstone bears a resemblance to Labradorite, a particular mineral whose optical effects I especially admire.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:58 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)
For those of you who have never been on a sailing vessel... a lot of time is spent "heading straight for the big rock" only to tack away at the last minute.
Since you can't go directly into the wind, you have to zig-zag or "tack" into the wind at an angle, which means that to get somewhere specific, you have to go in a different direction. Which usually means you're pointing the bow towards something that you'd rather not hit.
If you get as close as physically possible before tacking its called "banging the corner". Racers have a saying that banging the corner is like doing your cousin - no matter how good it looks, its still just wrong.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (WYStd)
Many's the time I've been forced to consume scurvy dog and I was grateful to have even that, you pansies!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Uriah at March 31, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)
It's provinance is entirely down to one elderly and probably senile geezer. The late, great Tony Horwitz did a terrific chapter on the Plymouth Crock in his book "A Voyage Long and Strange."
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 10:01 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (ExV1e)
The Welsh ARE lunatics!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 10:02 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:02 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)
United Methodist Church group comes out in favor of sex-change surgeries for kids. In 2026.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The searchers at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Limerick lover
**********
Own a Piece of the Rock - a bespoke limerick
A sorority freshman named Prudhomme
Wanted a fraternity true clone
She slept with twenty three
To earn her M.R.S. degree
Til she finally got a Kappa Sigma Mu stone
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 10:05 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 31, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:06 AM (qgHp7)
Alberta just collected enough signatures to vote on SECEDING FROM CANADA this fall 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)
The great mystery of 'Limith Rock was how it had "1620" carved on it already when the Pilgrims landed.
Were there a series of rocks there, each one carved with a date from the series "1600" to "1639" and the tricksy Pilgrims broke up the other thirty-nine when Squanto taught them to plant corn by placing a small dead fish and a fragment of rock with each seed?
-- excerpt from, "When History Books Lie"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:07 AM (xG4kz)
Chicago Bulls Waive Jaden Ivey for Pro-Christian Livestream That Condemned "Pride Month"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)
"....a cad, a lunatic, and British."
Redundant.....'mad dogs and Englishmen.....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:09 AM (QGaXH)
"We didn't land on 'Limith Rock, 'Limith Rock landed on us! Now, give us back our land!"
"Oh, do shut up!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:10 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 31, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:12 AM (ndZc7)
The painting is only 15.6 by 23.7 cm. That's pretty tiny.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)
Roughly the size of a sheet of paper...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:12 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 10:12 AM (KQxQb)
Alberta just collected enough signatures to vote on SECEDING FROM CANADA this fall 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
I wonder if that's why for the first time ever I've been seeing ad after ad for the Canadian Armed Forces. Now with higher pay!!
Here I thought the liberals were preparing to liberate America from the big meanie Trump. If the forces can get through gang infested Detroit, it'll probably be smooth sailing....
Like today's art....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:13 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:13 AM (XuXeR)
So the headline is true — the woman who accused Trump of sexually abusing her has had some of her details corroborated … just none related to Trump, but instead, someone named Jimmy Atkins.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:13 AM (RHGPo)
Apollo Global Management, the $900 billion asset manager, is done playing games with New York City's radical leadership. The firm is planning a second U.S. headquarters in either Texas or Florida — both with zero state income tax — and shifting most future hiring there instead of Manhattan.
This move comes as democratic socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani ramps up his war on business to close a $5.4 billion budget hole. He's demanding a 2% surcharge on incomes over $1 million and higher corporate taxes, while threatening a 9.5% property tax hike if Albany doesn't deliver. When that failed, he floated raiding reserves and vague "savings" with no real plan in sight.
Partnership for New York City CEO Steve Fulop nailed it: you can't keep vilifying employees and businesses then act shocked when they pack up and leave. "Treat this as a flashing warning sign," he warned. "When jobs go, revenue goes — and the affordability crisis gets worse."
(Cont.)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (9E5Ho)
New Yorkers voted for this. Now they're watching the tax base evaporate while the same failed policies — soak the rich, grow government — accelerate the decline. You can't tax what already left. Florida and Texas are laughing all the way to the bank.
SOURCE NYPOST
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Impressive painting. Like my rubber duckie hitting my knees when I'm in the bath.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:15 AM (2WIwB)
He replied, "I
Entangled my Johnson in my trombone."
***********
That guy had big brass balls!
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:15 AM (qgHp7)
Stu just confounded his young co-host by referencing 'The Dark Side of the Moon' LP.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (QGaXH)
Good morning! This painting represents us. Brave, beautiful. A little unhinged. We are using our words as a vessel to take on the world’s chaos, charging toward it. Sometimes the result is as incredible as the ocean itself. Other times, it ends in a pile of driftwood.
Posted by: Piper
Why do I feel an urge to tear into this like the teacher with her red pencil in "A Christmas Story" grading the students' theme papers?
"Margins... !"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (xG4kz)
All so the mullahs stay in power in the end.
So much for liberating the people, Or ending the 47 year war or any of the other things the war supposed to achieve.
Just once in my lifetime I’d like to see an American war end in actual, you know, victory for us. Not going home humiliated.
Posted by: The way it is at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (bVehX)
At Harbour Realty and Rentals, with an office near Coligny Beach, Atkins came into contact with a teenage girl who would later claim to the FBI that she was sexually assaulted by him and a young Jeffery Epstein, the infamous and now deceased sexual predator. She alleged to agents that the two men also conspired to extort her mother to embezzle money. The mother eventually ended up in prison.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (RHGPo)
No thanks. It's full. Beaver out front should've told them.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:17 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Diogenes
***********
You owe me a new keyboard. I snorted out loud at that mental image.
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:17 AM (qgHp7)
Oh, no!
Anyway...
Posted by: All Non-New Yorkers at March 31, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)
It's Geezer Golf Tuesday!!!
Missed last Tuesday due to rain but today is kinda dry and chilly. Maybe I can catch the greyhairs with their arthritis and rheumatism acting up and do a bit of fleecing! Ha!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:12 AM (QGaXH)
That's what the site said. National Gallery of Ireland. I was shocked too.
What'd he paint with?
I asked Search Assist and got this answer.
A Ship against the Mewstone, at the Entrance to Plymouth Sound by Joseph Mallord William Turner measures approximately 244 x 381 mm.
The Paolo laughs...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM (Sco7b)
Now collect even more, preferably twice as many, lest games be played to disqualify some of the signatures, and you can bet they will be.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM (O7YUW)
Totes reliable sources, then.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:19 AM (XuXeR)
I am proud to announce a new initiative with California to import an additional 50M illegals into our state prior to the 2030 census so that we can gain sufficient representation in Congress to force the other 48 states to pay for our expansive social programs. -- Kathy Hochul
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
Vote counting...counts.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:20 AM (XuXeR)
The sky is normally blood red in your world, isn't it?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 10:20 AM (cO6oP)
Tiger Woods Refuses to Hire Driver Despite Latest DUI Arrest for This Paranoid Reason
Tiger Woods has no plans to hire a personal driver, according to insiders, even after his latest DUI arrest, because he is deeply concerned about his privacy.
Sources say the 15-time major champion does not want anyone tracking his movements or knowing his whereabouts at all times.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)
It's not worth bothering over. In fact, I don't think of it at all.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:21 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2026 10:21 AM (qdktZ)
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:17 AM (qgHp7)
:-)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:22 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:22 AM (XuXeR)
On Sunday, The Post and Courier uncovered records that confirmed details of the woman’s testimony on Atkins. This included Atkins’s relationship with an Ohio college, his age, his hair color, his general appearance, and details about his employment in Hilton Head, South Carolina.
May I point out that on the 1 million or so records about Epstein there are ZERO.ZERO mentions of Carolina.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:22 AM (/+uur)
Stu just confounded his young co-host by referencing 'The Dark Side of the Moon' LP.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Triple bonus points if he recited the lines, "There is no dark side of the Moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark."
Those lines were delivered by the guy who was the doorman or go-fer at the London recording studio where Pink Floyd cut that album. I thought that was cool when I first heard of that. No one remembers who he was, not even his name, apparently.
Here's to you, Unknown Natural Philosopher of Unsurpassed Wisdom!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)
A nudist by the name of Johnstone
Sunbathed out on the Mewstone
When asked, "Why?",
He replied, "I
Entangled my Johnson in my trombone."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
Bravo!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:25 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 10:26 AM (t5xV7)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 10:27 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:27 AM (qgHp7)
It was Mary and the Mewstones before she move on and joined Peter and Paul.
Posted by: Diogenes
They considered "Mary and the Kiddie Diddlers", but the one who wasn't objected and refused to "up his game".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (xG4kz)
Commie Mamdami Spending $260M to Replace Cops — With Social Workers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
Missed last Tuesday due to rain but today is kinda dry and chilly. Maybe I can catch the greyhairs with their arthritis and rheumatism acting up and do a bit of fleecing! Ha!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM
Has nurse chimed in about Tuesday yet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 10:29 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:29 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Guy in Crows Nest What Forgot His Binoculars at March 31, 2026 10:30 AM (w9Wax)
Tina is the ship and Ike is the sea?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
And the Mewstone is a wall.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:30 AM (9E5Ho)
Huh.
Not unlike the look I get from Mrs D when I go golfing.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:30 AM (2WIwB)
Alberta just collected enough signatures to vote on SECEDING FROM CANADA this fall 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
So that's why AOP headed back early......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:31 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:31 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 31, 2026 10:32 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:32 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: The way it is at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (bVehX)
So you think Marvel Comics Movies are “real life”, and if a war doesn’t end in 1 hour and 42 minutes all is lost. Got it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 10:32 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:31 AM (R11M+)
Your pullout game better be on point.
Posted by: Standard 4/4 time at March 31, 2026 10:33 AM (TbWk/)
Commie Mamdami Spending $260M to Replace Cops — With Social Workers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
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Don't worry. The rich will stay safe. The middle class will grin and bear it. The poor will collect benefits.
And New York won't shrink which will prove that New York is actually in great shape no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:33 AM (bcF3R)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:33 AM (R11M+)
/Apollo 13, transmitting from the Sea of Tranquility
this is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: we're whalers on the moon at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (oY6Yp)
Alberta just collected enough signatures to vote on SECEDING FROM CANADA this fall 👀
As I understand matters, the rest of Canada has to agree to the separation even if the Albertans vote to leave.
Good luck storming that castle!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (xG4kz)
pullout game was weak.
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
I'm no fan of the NYPD - or cops in general for that matter - but that's just retarded.
Posted by: So how did that rape and murder make you feel? at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (WYStd)
Not in seventeen states!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)
She’s a garden implement?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (z/ZK2)
pullout game was weak.
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)
Whoops! Whoopsie!
Posted by: Snuck a couple million past the goalie at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 10:36 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:37 AM (R11M+)
Kagan and Soto are even getting tired of Jackson.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:37 AM (G0vdT)
Banged her? Why, I never even tickled her keys!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:37 AM (xG4kz)
Now collect even more, preferably twice as many, lest games be played to disqualify some of the signatures, and you can bet they will be.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM (O7YUW)
Bullshit. No one knows how many signatures there are, or if they are all verified.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:37 AM (z/ZK2)
But the medication has also been found to improve the effectiveness of a cancer treatment called olaparib, which could help more types of patients benefit from it.
I would think that AI could at least point researchers to combos that may work.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:38 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 10:36 AM (ZPDpH)
All Trump needs to do is recognize Alberta as an independent country if they win the possible referendum, and if PM Carney gets pissed, Trump says, “Hey, you recognized this ‘Palestine’…”
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:39 AM (z/ZK2)
As I understand matters, the rest of Canada has to agree to the separation even if the Albertans vote to leave.
Good luck storming that castle!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
That's supposedly one way. (The legal way)
Alberta could always declare, if the vote goes their way, that they are independent and try to get other countries to acknowledge that.
They could always try to get a protected status from the US. Trump might give it to them just to F with Canada.
Alberta can always stop sending Ottawa their monthly vig. Force Ottawa to make a move. Saskatchewan is eyeballing this hard. They want to go too.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:39 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:39 AM (XuXeR)
Commie Mamdami Spending $260M to Replace Cops — With Social Workers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
Oh to be a young 22 year old social worker fresh out of school, making $50,000 US a year, living in New York City.
And all I have to do is get the Bloods and Crips to hug it out.
Life is good.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:40 AM (Sco7b)
Mister Hodo: Captain, it's a - I did indeed take Mr. Spunk's spot. I am ready to accept my punishment...
First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don't put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.
Shipmate: Captain, I encouraged this fight, punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!
Shipmate: Me, Captain! Punish me!
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:41 AM (XuXeR)
Kagan and Soto are even getting tired of Jackson.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:37 A
Should have been an easy decision. Of course Jackson is on the wrong side of it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 10:41 AM (kgE5c)
And therefore, I will suffer punishment.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:42 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
The crappy one that still has not been even slightly subsumed by four hundred and six years of global warmening.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 31, 2026 10:43 AM (sl73Y)
Which is true for a lot of people outside of NYC too.
There will be no "ah ha" moment of realization. None.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 10:43 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:43 AM (lCppi)
A “democratic socialist” is one who, at the request of 50.0000000000000001%of voters, POLITELY steals the fruits of others’ labors and gives it to others. If they fail to comply, the police arrest them.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:44 AM (z/ZK2)
Residents in NYC haven't realized yet what is happening. They probably won't either. Many are so isolated in their personal bubble that hardly anything registers... unless it has to do with food, Uber or their phone.
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Atomisierung der Massen
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)
So they're approving the torture of children. Fucking disgusting. I really hate when the judicial system gets in the way of medical services. Laws that prohibit doctors from discussing abortion should also be illegal.
The main driver for this is the money some folks will make from confused parents for ruining their kids lives and driving many of them to suicide.
Silly rabbit...states' rights are for red states who want to marginalize LGBT people, not blue states that want to protect them. Being able to engage in psycho-sexual abuse of children seems to be a common thread in conservatism.
These free speech absolutist are going to get people killed. Looks like you can yell fire in a crowded room under this Supreme Court.
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented. “The Constitution does not pose a barrier to reasonable regulation of harmful medical treatments just because substandard care comes via speech instead of scalpel,” she wrote.
Well said!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (JCZqz)
Isaiah 53:5-6
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (ittVa)
Known in his time as 'William Turner,' was an English Romantic painter, printmaker and watercolourist. He is known for his expressive colouring, imaginative landscapes and turbulent, often violent marine paintings.
His artistic style developed over his lifetime, moving away from Romanticism—bypassing the following rising style of Realism—and, instead, with his later works being a significant precursor of and presaging the later Impressionist and Abstract Art movements that arose in the decades after his death.[1] He left behind more than 550 oil paintings, 2,000 watercolours, and 30,000 works on paper.[2] He was championed by the leading English art critic John Ruskin from 1840, and is today regarded as having elevated landscape painting to an eminence rivalling history painting.[3] In 1969 art historian Kenneth Clark wrote of Turner: "He was a genius of the first order—far the greatest painter that England has ever produced..."[4] Wikipedia
So definitely not Will Turner, a pirate by blood, who had several adventures with Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Yes, would hang today's selection.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (NFX2v)
New Yorkers voted for this. Now they're watching the tax base evaporate while the same failed policies — soak the rich, grow government — accelerate the decline. You can't tax what already left. Florida and Texas are laughing all the way to the bank.
SOURCE NYPOST
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (9E5Ho)
Craig Cogut, pay attention.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (lCppi)
. . . .
According to the report, Woods was sweating profusely after the crash, despite sitting in the back of a vehicle with cool air flowing ... and a deputy noted his movement was 'lethargic and slow,' and he showed 'severe signs of impairment.'
When he removed his sunglasses, the deputy observed Woods' eyes to be 'bloodshot and glassy,' and his pupils were 'extremely dilated.' They also noted Woods appeared 'extremely alert' during the investigation.
. . . .
EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods had pills in his pocket at the time of his DUI arrest, cops say.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The way it is at March 31, 2026 10:47 AM (bVehX)
Posted by: r hennigantx
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I don't believe AI is, or ever will be, sentient. But seems to me that it will prove very useful in medicine, which should be strictly empirical. For instance, I would think that AI reads of imaging will soon get better than radiologists at picking up incidental findings.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 31, 2026 10:47 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (JCZqz)
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"Eight justices, including two reliable liberals, approved literal torture of children."
I mean...you can have that warped of a view of the situation, sure. No one's stopping you. But it's...not very close to reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:48 AM (bcF3R)
Which is true for a lot of people outside of NYC too.
There will be no "ah ha" moment of realization. None.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 10:43 AM (AkEZC)
*Seattleites have entered the chat*
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:48 AM (lCppi)
Consider, too, where the State and dissent’s logic leads.
Not long ago, many medical experts and organizations, including the American Psychiatric Association, considered homosexuality a mental disorder... On the view Colorado and the dissent advance, a law adopted during that era prohibiting counselors from engaging in the “substandard care” of affirming their clients’ homosexuality would have been subject to only rational-basis or intermediate-scrutiny review—and likely upheld. Today, tomorrow, and forever, too, any professional speech that deviates from “current beliefs about the safety and efficacy of various medical treatments” could be silenced with relative ease. Post, at 24 (opinion of JACKSON, J.). It is a consequence Colorado freely acknowledges. And one the dissent embraces. Post, at 23–26, and n. 9 (opinion of JACKSON, J.). So what if that kind of reflexive deference to currently prevailing professional views may not always end well?
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:49 AM (G0vdT)
Little black four door misjudges distance when merging and bumps front fender of pickup truck. Both vehicles pull over. Driver of car proceeds to strike truck owner in the mouth with a pistol. Truck driver steps back, pulls out his pistol, and drops the idiot.
Truck driver is an off-duty cop. It is all caught on dash cam from truck.
Best part, the car driver's family says on camera the cop was in the right.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:50 AM (2GVsD)
Should have been an easy decision. Of course Jackson is on the wrong side of it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
She lost her footing on the drool spilled from her overturned drool bucket, banged her head, and was hauled off for observation by EMTs. Her "opposed" vote was the pro forma default installed on her computer at the insistence of the other Justices.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:51 AM (xG4kz)
I mean...you can have that warped of a view of the situation, sure. No one's stopping you. But it's...not very close to reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'm not the
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM (0bjKf)
He knew what he talking about.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (Y1sOo)
I don't believe AI is, or ever will be, sentient. But seems to me that it will prove very useful in medicine, which should be strictly empirical. For instance, I would think that AI reads of imaging will soon get better than radiologists at picking up incidental findings.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Agreed. But there are two different (general) categories of AI. The data-based models, and the Large Language models. You are correct that as a tool for analysis of large bodies of data, AI will be of significant importance. But, the LLM's are a different matter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM (JCZqz)
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She regularly gets 1st year law student stuff wrong in oral arguments, but the left is going to prop her up as some kind of genius for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (bcF3R)
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM
She's smart! And she wants respect!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 10:55 AM (kgE5c)
I mean...you can have that warped of a view of the situation, sure. No one's stopping you. But it's...not very close to reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:48 AM (bcF3R)
Always remember that the internet, by definition of it's anonymity and the chase for approval, encourages extremism- at least of expression. Someone says something extreme- Trump tortures puppies! Then someone else goes 'Oh, I bet he does!' Then multiple people are sitting at their screens or phones and thinking 'I should have said that.' So they try to come up with something even more extreme to type.
Because what you say on the internet is who you are on the internet. And the passion you manage to convey in words is a measure of your worth. (Note: this is for these people- a lot of people have actual lives.)
And that is another thing that bothers me: a lot of this internet rhetorical brinksmanship is engaged in by people who DO have lives. They have kids and a family, but they find their self worth in what the average retard thinks of them online.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 10:55 AM (bss/y)
Consider, too, where the State and dissent’s logic leads.
Not long ago, many medical experts and organizations, including the American Psychiatric Association, considered homosexuality a mental disorder... On the view Colorado and the dissent advance, a law adopted during that era prohibiting counselors from engaging in the “substandard care” of affirming their clients’ homosexuality would have been subject to only rational-basis or intermediate-scrutiny review—and likely upheld. Today, tomorrow, and forever, too, any professional speech that deviates from “current beliefs about the safety and efficacy of various medical treatments” could be silenced with relative ease. Post, at 24 (opinion of JACKSON, J.). It is a consequence Colorado freely acknowledges. And one the dissent embraces. Post, at 23–26, and n. 9 (opinion of JACKSON, J.). So what if that kind of reflexive deference to currently prevailing professional views may not always end well?
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:49 AM (G0vdT)
Bring back leeches and lobotomies. Opinion of Jackson, J.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:55 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:56 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Look, rulings are made off of my feelings first. "Law" and "evidence" are only referenced when they supported the correct ruling.
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (JCZqz)
A modest proposal then, let's experiment on REDDIT users.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (bcF3R)
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She read her dissenting opinion from the Bench. Um KBJ, is was an 8-1 opinion.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (G0vdT)
Christian podcaster features pre-blessed energy drink that's prayed over before it ships to the store
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM
She's smart! And she wants respect!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Damn, that dumb bitch is embarrassing...
Posted by: Fredo at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)
Ah, but would the results be translatable to humans?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ExV1e)
A modest proposal then, let's experiment on REDDIT users.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)
Reddit- today's usenet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (P4c7h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)
Ah, but would the results be translatable to humans?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ExV1e)
LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (G0vdT)
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Because she performs.
I just hope she remains in the minority for decades with nothing but quickly forgotten performative writings and speaking to be her legacy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (bcF3R)
Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin.
Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao.
Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon. Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII.
Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini.
Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler’s entire reign.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (/+uur)
Christian podcaster features pre-blessed energy drink that's prayed over before it ships to the store
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ndZc7)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (2GVsD)
And all I have to do is get the Bloods and Crips to hug it out.
Life is good.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:40 AM (Sco7b)
Living in NYC on $50k/ year- say hi to your 8 roomies.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (lCppi)
pullout game was weak.
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)
Whoops! Whoopsie!
Posted by: Snuck a couple million past the goalie at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (TbWk/)
But your sperm game was very strong!
Posted by: Denny Crane - You're Batting 1.000! at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (2GVsD)
Heh. In the day, it was good for getting in arguments about TV shows and porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)
There ought to be some natural limit to how full of shit you can be.
Plymouth Rock has been cut into pieces and moved several blocks, and had a pedestal and roof installed around it.
It's about the most obviously altered rock in the world, outside Mecca. Why do we keep citing this obvious kookery?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: The ghost of Strom Thurmond at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: GWB
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The peril of finding oneself on a lee shore...or rock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (9E5Ho)
Christian podcaster features pre-blessed energy drink that's prayed over before it ships to the store
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ndZc7)
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Does anyone buy this shit?
I mean, I know that there are over 100,000,000 people below 100 IQ in the US, but seriously...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (bcF3R)
Posted by: Denny Crane - You're Batting 1.000! at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (dmDsy)
I just had a mental image of sperm lifting weights and running suicides in the ballsack workout area.
My mind is odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (bss/y)
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The only principle the left has is power--theirs.
Her "logic" is entirely consistent and comfortable with that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:03 AM (HXT0k)
Greg Price
@greg_price11
Justice Jackson wrote a 35-page dissent in Chiles v. Salazar about how it should be constitutional to ban counselors from telling a boy he is not a girl.
It was longer than Justice Gorsuch's majority opinion and Justice Kagan's concurring opinion combined.
10:31 AM · Mar 31, 2026
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (NFX2v)
i saw leeches and lobotomies open for trepanning for gold at we be jama back in the naughties
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (G0vdT)
You often don't even see this level of crazy walking around in a strait jacket in the Caterpillar Room at Bellevue - much less residing on the US Supreme Court. Wow.
Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (V7158)
And all I have to do is get the Bloods and Crips to hug it out.
Life is good.
Posted by: Stateless
Take I-80 West for 107 miles from NYC to the Pocono Mt. and hope the gangs hug it out there, too.
AND be poor.
>Monroe DA: Venezuelan street gang linked to fatal shooting at rental home, 69 News
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 11:10 AM (NFX2v)
If seagulls frequent this rock, it's probably covered with mewpoo.
Posted by: MartynWW at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (M9zxq)
The Morning Report — 3/31/26
Brian Stewart, the Chair of the Hernando County Democrat Party, was charged with simple battery following the incident in Spring Hill. He was booked Saturday afternoon and released two hours later after posting a $1,000 bond, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office. . . A statement from the Hernando County Conservatives organization claims Stewart shoved a “permanently disabled” military veteran who “served our country with honor and distinction” and then struck him in the head with a megaphone.OF course that is but one example but that it was not just some random braindead AWFL or Soros rent-a-thug but a local Dem bigwig. Of course, what we witnessed over the weekend and indeed starting with the anti-war protests and civil rights riots of 60years ago right up until the present day has is roots in the classrooms and lecture halls of academia.
Members of America’s largest teachers’ union, the National Education Association (NEA), were back in training in February, this time for a confidential webinar entitled “Advocacy and Free Speech Rights for K-12 Educators.” The leaked slide deck, posted by the watchdog group Defending Education, reveals that the NEA is less focused on American students’ stagnant test scores than on training its members to become activists, while using misinterpretations of the First Amendment as a shield. The February session complements the union’s December 2025 in-person training on “Advancing LGBTQ+ Justice.” That event counseled attendees to “develop a toolset of tactics for dismantling systems of privilege and oppression.”
Students in New Mexico will learn more about the January 6 Capitol riot and climate change than the moon landing. New Mexico high school history guidelines contain over a dozen references to the January 6 riot while only mentioning the moon landing once. The guidelines, part of the New Mexico Instructional Scope for History, are largely focused on racial and gender grievances and encourage teachers to promote Democratic politicians and lament how the richest men in the United States today are “mostly white.”. . . “These state level documents expose a troubling pattern by education activists of pushing leftwing political and social biases into K-12 classrooms as established ‘facts,'” Staley told The Daily Wire. “Students and families deserve an education that values a politically neutral approach to weighing different sides of issues, not political indoctrination.”
Of course The Land of Dis-Enchantment will not be teaching so much as brainwashing their children about the events of that day. No mentioning of Ashlii Babbitt or Roseanne Boyland and how they were murdered in cold blood by Nancy Pelosi's, Christopher Wray's and John Brennan's goons with badges and disguises. No Kings, but Red Guards disguised as Democrats abound. Unless and until Academia from pre-school through post-graduate is utterly seized and restored to some semblance of sanity. Meh, that requires the restoration of morality, ethics, sanity and american/western cultural values across our entire society. Did the Long March through the institutions bring us to our knees, and if so, is there a road back?
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- “I think the republic will survive this as well"
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:15 AM (YE+xR)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:16 AM (OPGS/)
ESPONJA!!1!!11!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 07:17 AM (tljrc)
BTW gas here in se Pa is $4.10 -.20
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:18 AM (YE+xR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:19 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:19 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 31, 2026 07:21 AM (Q/FnY)
All they had to do was wander the larger cities of CA. Oh that's right, racism, sexism and bullying against Whites doesn't count.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:22 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: If you're able at March 31, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chinese wives from the future at March 31, 2026 07:24 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 31, 2026 07:25 AM (ewuvP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:25 AM (AkEZC)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
The best St. Crispan's Day speech:
https://youtu.be/bvFHRNGYfuo
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Future NM High School Graduates at March 31, 2026 07:29 AM (wVcYX)
-head of Unrwa is out Bye, Felicia!
-former head of SF Human Rights Commission arrested for theft and fraud
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (ZxPkt)
We’re blessed.
Let’s all say a quick prayer for DJT and his hot wife.
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (G0Od/)
Before I left for work today, one Japanese user asked "What do you Americans think about communism?"
The first response was "They deserve to be buried in mass graves" and the follow ups were just as good.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (OPGS/)
We have no obligation or responsibility to enable world commerce but we're all in this together. How much blood and treasure are we willing to commit?
Pull back, regroup, resupply and let it play out. We'll see who steps up.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (RiKhU)
Whitey on the Moon.
Now feel guilty, ok?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (XuXeR)
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#OrangeMoonBad!
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (QHOVG)
I gotta share something here.
During the recent County Council primary we were speaking with a local businesswoman who transplanted from the downtown Baltimore area many years ago.
She was supporting one of the Republican candidates who exudes the wafting scent of a Progressive wearing Republican clothing. And she told us that she is ready to leave the State due to the hidden racism that is embedded here.
And then yesterday at the Post Office, I had a total stranger who moved here from NYC three years ago explain to me how he is uncomfortable with the deeply hidden racism in the State, that isn't visible unless one is trained on where to see it.
'Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)
We can bomb Iran into more of a desert, and then call it peace. Or just maintain a robust strike Expeditionary Force, and continue to bomb IRCG leaders.
I do see the Gulf States want the current government of Iran ended. They may even pay us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)
You gotta get those X-Ray Glasses from the old time comic books to see Hidden Racism.
Which is why those glasses are banned today.
Posted by: Race Card Joe at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (/1l9x)
"Peace" isn't a goal. Or even involved. It's simple - punch the a**hole in the face. Really, really hard.
Then leave him w/soiled pants and face in the dirt.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (ZxPkt)
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"What do you mean 'YOU PEOPLE'?, H8R! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (QHOVG)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Did you tell him "Well, in that case you should move back to NY."? Stupid is strong with him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)
So, back to dog whistles...
She's a dog.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Monty Python at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Who did not know BL (really dont)M was 100% grift and grab and corruption?
The minute the big name companies started writing checks for them to go away you knew it was just a grift.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:38 AM (/+uur)
Now feel guilty, ok?
Posted by: man
"And the white man spoiled the pristine lunar landscape and brought disease to the noble natives that lived their for centuries."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:39 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Karen McAwfl at March 31, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)
'Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)
I dont think my PO has 1 single white person.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Picker of nits at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)
I did tell him that I had a dream of I-95 southbound ending at the Woodrow Wilson bridge.
And that I didn't really consider folks moving here with the idea of making my home resemble what they left as 'Friend' material.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:41 AM (OPGS/)
Good answer. That person is a disease vector, and should be treated accordingly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
Heh. The Dims have dialed up the "its rayciss" bit the past decade as the hispanic/latin/whateveryoucallit vote hasn't been the 99.99% reliable bloc.
And the rhetoric will be even more strident, not less, as there are percieved losses in Dim voter blocs.
Gotta keep'em down on the plantation...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)
Mine also plus zero heterosexuals. Just lip lickers, scissor girls, bull dykes, HeShes and a few Bearded Ladys.
Posted by: Bull Dykes R US at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (/1l9x)
20 million illegals is about 26 or 27 house seats.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)
I wandered into a Jewish deli once and the place was packed. I was the only white guy eating or working in the place.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)
if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Elementary, my dear Don Black. It's on a buddy adventure with the hidden heat from the deep ocean.
Posted by: Woke Sherlock Holmes at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (wVcYX)
"It's horrible just how open minded the racist community is. They don't even care who you hate just as long as you're being racist."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (OPGS/)
It was worse than that. I had teachers repeating the BS line about "spending all that money when it could feed/dress/edjumicate/medicate millions!"
Yeah. Celebrations are not allowed...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (XuXeR)
if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Rowdy Roddy Piper sunglasses, yo!
Posted by: IYKYK at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (eOFY+)
if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Dude
You need 13 years of edumacation and 5 to 7 years of kolladge to SEE.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ken at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)
What, no Methodists?
/ok, not a movie thread
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)
Pissing off literally every neighbor in your hood was probably a bad idea.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Better Living Through Chemistry at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (oftw2)
*******
As a junior high student in Albuquerque from '69 to '71 I learned a lot about the 1969 moon landing and absolutely nothing about the Jan. 6 events in D.C. or global warming.
How our education system has fallen.
Oh, wait a second...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (AkEZC)
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: IRGC General Muhammad Costanza Muhammad at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)
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"Hidden Racism" is a social construct tool of the White Cisheteropatriarchal MicroAggression Oppressor!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (QHOVG)
Oh, wait a second..."
And they didn't tell y'all that you weren't Mexicans...
/let's put a reminder on the license plates!
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Better Living Through Chemistry at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (oftw2)
And stylish but modest coveralls for the Cat-Women On The Moon?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: Tom Cullen at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (eOFY+)
A record number of House Republicans are not seeking re-election...As of Monday, a record 36 Republicans have announced they would not run...
Always the same cycle.....
1. Republicans get us into a war.
2. Economy implodes.
3. Democrat is elected and the economy starts to recover and the country heals.
4. Republicans get re-elected.
I really miss the days where I'd go into election day hoping my preferred slate of candidates would win, but not dreading what would happen if they lose. Like McCain vs Obama in 08, I vastly preferred Obama winning, but didn't fear the end of the Republic if McCain won.
Trump is doing everything possible to centralize everything in the oval office so the other branches of government won’t be necessary.
There will be no sanity until the right wing propaganda/disinformation media ecosystem is addressed. we're going to need to take care of the billionaire problem
it will be harder for democrats to run against "fresh face" republicons than "retiring" republicons responsible for all this bullshit.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ycI94)
https://tinyurl.com/y4hrbn9s
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)
Looks like the dump truck was pulled over as far as it could. The bus driver is clearly at fault.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: IRGC General Muhammad Costanza Muhammad at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM
LOL
Posted by: Love a good Seinfeld reference at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Disappointed is not the word at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)
Is her name Felicia?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)
The magic uterus of a Karen McAWFL is a thing to behold. It is capable of many, many things.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (Y1sOo)
These are just a few of the immature elementary schoolgirl taunts peppered throughout their headlines about Trump this morning from press like AP, Reuters, CNN, etc.
Its so pervasive now among news headline writers that there is no coming back from it. It's really the ugly, buffoonish end of the commercial press happening right before your eyes. Good riddance.
Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (V7158)
Posted by: Gil Heron at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Bbbbut we're citizens now, not subjects!
/Brits "subject" to Crown and Parliment.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)
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Everyone knows it was their hero, MLK Jr., who said "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by content of their character but by the color of their skin."
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (QHOVG)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
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Bus driver clearly crossed the double-yellow. On the phone? LOC?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
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It occurs to me that every issue the left has with us is something they've made up out of thin air. Or is something they're actively doing, know it's wrong or it's been exposed... so they claim we're doing it.
I'd have to ask one of them; "if it's racism but hidden, how do you know what it is?"
It's all horseshit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:55 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:55 AM (XuXeR)
***********
I've always wondered why those glasses could see through the pretty woman's dress, but not through her undergarments...?
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 07:56 AM (qgHp7)
- - misremembered quote from A Man On The Street Interview during the moon shots era.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)
Had a grandmother who opined that. When the Galveston Hurricane was mentioned, she said there was sekret rokets then, too...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)
Per usual, cause and effect are reversed.
Within a group, constant aggression and lies can lead to a Hutu and Tutsi situation. That bloodbath occurred within similar ethnic backgrounds.
Dems want to go right to to the line and say "Who, me?"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Disappointed is not the word at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)
Space Food Stick is peepo
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)
And when you point out that we spend even more money on those things and the problems still persist, you get met with screeching.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Sea Monkeys at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)
I happened across a video of that crone, Joni Mitchell, croaking out incoherent drivel at Canada's Juno Awards the other night. Demented, she was. Loves Canada to death, but lives here in the U.S. Solidly grounded values, she has.
At first, with the bad lighting up on the stage, I thought that I was looking at an outtake clip of the alien creature from the new "Hail Mary" film. Your Groovy Hippie Chick from Laurel Canyon glory days are over, girl.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (G0Od/)
I had a few idiots tell me that it was due to rayciss/colonialism/whitey anyway.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:59 AM (XuXeR)
Same reason it's fun when they claim something is a "racist dog-whistle" to note that if they can detect it, that means they're a racist dog.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:00 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (oftw2)
They would just eat the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (oftw2)
That's why you gotta push through them to exit the building when there is a fire.
Posted by: George Costanza at March 31, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX)
For the record, that was not me driving that bus.
Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (Y1sOo)
I already bought them laptops. And tablets.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)
***********
AHEM
Posted by: Sea Monkeys
What about me?
Posted by: Cardboard Submarine. at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)
In the '60s, the Dems loved it. After '68, when the commies took over the party, they hated it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (qFwJc)
***********
AHEM
Posted by: Sea Monkeys
What about me?
Posted by: Cardboard Submarine. at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)
And me?
Posted by: Remote Controlled Ghost at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)
Unfortunately they can't read thanks to the Teachers Union...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (kamC8)
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Am I the only one who read that to The Doors' tune "Riders On The Storm?"
Whitey's on the moon
Whitey's on the moon
Into this hate we're thrown
Onto this world we've flown
Like a dog without a scone
An actor whose a clone
Whitey's on the moon
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (QHOVG)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:05 AM (NpAcC)
You even come close to me with a whistle or mega-phone, or simply get in my space, you are going down. Period.
Don't even get in my way on your prayer rug facing Mecca. Just don't.
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 31, 2026 08:05 AM (HR77u)
Golfclap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Scranton Joe With Squirts at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)
It was. And it actually accomplished something...
Buying stuff for other people tends to do not so much.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (9E5Ho)
In the '60s, the Dems loved it. After '68, when the commies took over the party, they hated it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (qFwJc)
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Next you'll be telling me that The DogEater decreed that NASA's primary mission during his Reign of Error would be "Muslim Outreach."
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (QHOVG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Schlitzie the Pinhead at March 31, 2026 08:08 AM (oftw2)
When is someone going to follow the money and bury the f*ckers funding this bullshit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)
They would just eat the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx
So after the next terrorist attack we send in the kindergartners, since we spent the defense money on them?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (NpAcC)
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So much for all those "conservative" transplants to SC, whose license plates from deep blue states make me very uneasy.
I know you're in SC, VIA, and know how the last 5-10 years has seen enormous numbers of transplants from people in deep blue state hellholes. I keep trying to reassure myself they're actually conservative-leaning people leaving those places, but I also intuit that's not true in many cases.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
The guy who invented that wicked game Diplomacy, did not do more. He just wanted to be a mailman. Never understood that.
WierdDave hosted a Diplomacy game of the Horde members that signed up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Danimal28
This attitude needs to be normalized.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Wild Women of Wongo at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)
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MBAs would sell their mothers if it would improve the balance sheet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (ZwdAr)
Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (NpAcC)
So I can grab em by the pussy?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
We just saw one of the largest mass migrations in US history (that nobody will publicly acknowledge), and the only urban-to-rural one since Manifest Destiny and the closure of the frontier.
If anyone thinks those were all or even mostly conservatives, I have some bad news.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 08:13 AM (BI5O2)
This attitude needs to be normalized.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (OPGS/)
The pan to the pAntifa face requires adult verification now.
I miss that video.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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It appears the only places they attempt this form of bullying are areas previously pacified.
(they don't go into unclaimed territory)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Equity Now! at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
With a pundit then remarking that it was wrong of the US to make Iranian children go without clean water....to drink.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
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I've been using Calgon in my bath for years, yet I'm still here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wild Women of Wongo at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)
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Huggy Squirrel doesn't *force* anyone to wear pants on the Sunday Morning Book Thread.
By strange coincidence, though, those who choose not to will experience a mysterious run of bad luck.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 08:15 AM (ESVrU)
In August, Trump federalized the D.C. police and deployed the National Guard to Washington, D.C., to help with crime in the city.
Once again I think that high crime is the Progressive plan to create a new National Police that THEY control.
See TSA for example.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur)
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Frankly, that sounds like wishful BS.
Remember, "senior" and "senate" come from the same root. Can't trust either one.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
I too was disappointed when I visited Twin Peaks.
Posted by: That one person who thought it was a mountain climbing theme at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (eOFY+)
Every nasty, false, vile, racist, hateful smear of America and Americans that he fed and fed off of will be dialed up to the max.
He is a racial arsonist backed by a cadre of affluent, entitled communist who are with consumed with anger, envy and greed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Happy endings aren't happy if you get arrested.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur)
Traveling
Sexual
Assault
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (j+aD2)
Happy endings aren't happy if you get arrested.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (9E5Ho)
This is about me, isn't it........
Posted by: Robert Kraft at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)
While the "No" vote is being outspent and outraised 54-1 last I checked, apparently, money may not be able to buy this election...especially if you go vote.
3 weeks left...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (tOcjL)
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The Republicans are really doing their damnedest to get us to sit this election out.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (AlhUl)
ew. just ew.
those poor dogs.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (j+aD2)
They'll be breeding age, soon.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)
My intuit is sitting right there next to your intuit.
And I see that this go-around, the Democratic party is intending to have a candidate in EVERY State house race.
No uncontested races in the mid-term.
Something that nationally, the right seems to be unable to grasp.
You might lose if you run.
You Can't win if you don't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (ZwdAr)
Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (ZwdAr)
Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
Look at these!
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
"Private Achmed, front and center!"
Congratulations on your new ra.... *boom*
"Private Ahmed, front and center!"
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (XuXeR)
from your keyboard to God's ears!!!
btw to the "how are people doing?" question us personally really well. lots of business and I mean we own the house here so not affected by high interest rates on loans. the kids are a mix - one living in town here has low rent and they're thinking of moving to a new place with lower rent! rents in Philly are going down in a lot of places, and there's more availability. take from that what you will.
up north things are still pretty rough, it's so expensive to rent in these not-so-nice places, I don't get it. and hard to keep up with cost of living, even in upstate NY! it is wild. so I dunno. we have problems in PA but NE has more problems than we do seems like. not great for young people up there. they do want to stay after graduation but I'm like ... why?
skiing is nice but come on guys
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (j+aD2)
They are carpetbaggers that come for good jobs and social peace, but refuse to assimilate.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard
Jose Ichiwa - head cook
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (ZPDpH)
GOPe is going full UK conservative. A Trump policy based party would wipe them out with the voters.
Hard to think what is passing for electoral tactics with the GOPe. Except failure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
You might lose if you run.
You Can't win if you don't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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Put Trump's daughter in law back in charge, that will straighten them up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)
an excellent result and a very long time coming!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:22 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
These are just a few of the immature elementary schoolgirl taunts peppered throughout their headlines about Trump this morning from press like AP, Reuters, CNN, etc.
Its so pervasive now among news headline writers that there is no coming back from it. It's really the ugly, buffoonish end of the commercial press happening right before your eyes. Good riddance.
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Yeah, that's the real enjoyment of reading my hate feed:
They're trying so hard to stuff as much juvenile name-calling and insults into the headline.
It's so ridiculous, over-the-top how they are so consumed with hate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Place Yer Bets at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (oftw2)
Imagine what could be done with the money saved once all illegals are removed.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: paulnjax at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (PPnyU)
Be of good cheer, y'all.
Name calling is all they have left. Time to point at them and laugh.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)
Imagine what could be done with the money saved once all illegals are removed.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)
It always amazes me when the libtards decide to be budget hawks........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Because none of them mention the motivation, you know damned good and well the motivation:
Some radical, far-left, loony bullshit.
Most likely the climate change fraud.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
Most Yankees, if not flaming lib loons, are moderates who hate guns, think abortion is a medical issue, guilt ridden over any race card played and think Mitt Romney is a rock ribbed conservative and love government programs of any kind. There is a reason the places they come from are democrat run shitholes.
Posted by: Zombie Buford Pusser at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (/1l9x)
that was a crazy story
I mean bikers are asshats but this was pretty extreme even for those guys
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (ZwdAr)
https://tinyurl.com/y4hrbn9s
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)
OMG!! A parent's worse nightmare. It appears, for the dashcam footage, that the bus veered directly into the path of the dump truck. Prayers for all who were injured and the parents who lost their children. So very sad.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (5xuJ/)
I'm sure that your Progressive Mayor will jump right on that.
BTW, who is her ex sleeping with now?
They were both fun to watch on the news, back in the day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (iMotb)
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that went out with the padded bra
Posted by: Don Black
Close it down. We have a winner!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Sponge
Chip and Joanna flip houses, Tiger flips cars.
Posted by: Find Your Niche at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)
Don't forget trucks. They hate trucks. It's amazing...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
I get my own day? Cool.
Posted by: Ron White at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Braenyard
Naptha. Then light it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:29 AM (9E5Ho)
Chip and Joanna flip houses, Tiger flips cars.
Posted by: Find Your Niche at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)
Your point is valid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black
Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?
...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)
They're trying so hard to stuff as much juvenile name-calling and insults into the headline.
It's so ridiculous, over-the-top how they are so consumed with hate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (HXT0k)
Since I'm on a horror movie kick, I also watch MS Now. Insults include unprepared, wavering, volatile, changes his mind based on his mood, doesn't read, juvenile.
Basicallly all the crap they always say about conservatives turned up to 11. Screaming 'WOLF!' every five minutes must be tiring.
Don't CNN's 700,000 and MS Now's 1.6 million viewers deserve better? They're letting 0.007% of America's viewing public down.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)
...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex
Look like a taillight on a '52 Cadillac.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (9E5Ho)
Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?
...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)
I could see where a comeback might be in the works.......
https://is.gd/Olo8AI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black
Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?
...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)
In 28 O-cups?
Posted by: Summer Robert at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
He should probably lose his drivers license for awhile.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
just as well
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (ZxPkt)
They call us names, but we are the racists. Just how does that work? Because we think for ourselves and don't tow their political lines? Because we don't and never will bow down to their bully tactics? Because we are the ones who know they are full of shit? Well I don't care what they say or think, I'm my own person not a robot stooge buying their bullshit. My vote is not for sale and I won't be shamed into voting for a Commie asshole.
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (pvf3X)
He should probably lose his drivers license for awhile.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
He's worth half a billion dollars. Why is he driving at all? ESPECIALLY after he's been popping pills all day.
The dude has a serious problem.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/Olo8AI"
You sir, are a great American. More coffeve!
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)
https://is.gd/Olo8AI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Posted by: Modern Women at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXe
And leaf burning. And hunting. And fireworks
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
She has that special compass from "Pirates of the Caribbean".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)
And beer.....and BBQ.....and boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Indeed. Seems that having dad around limited worse impulses, but over the last 15 years or so...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)
And beer.....and BBQ.....and boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
and drive-in movies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:37 AM (iMotb)
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The last thing in the world is that they want to be invisible.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
One would think that after he was found to have banged over 120 women around the world, all while professing his 'love' to his wife at the time, and his desire for Ambien and champaign, he would know we all know just what kind of f*cked off human he is.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b)
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Any child anywhere in the US, regardless of income, age or race, can get a free Bible anytime they want.
That's more than 60 free books that they can have.
Oh?
So it's not really a free book you want the poor children to have, is it?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Braenyard
There used to be a Chinese-Mexican buffet type restaurant hear in town. It was kind of strange. Didn’t last.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZPDpH)
Other night the kidlet and a couple of his friends were over... sitting on the back deck, cleaning their guns. Couple of neighbors stopped by, much admiration for said firearms.
Mrs chuckled and said "you'd never see that back in Fairfax "...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)
***'
What kind of fucked up names are those?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
Could be a blown tire.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
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He shouldn't be trusted with a golf cart either.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 31, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (Y1sOo)
It was still upright so this checks out.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Ah, a role model to inner city kids across the country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (ZPDpH)
Only on MS Now....
Huh...?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b)
*****
I watched it on FNC.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
Maybe Trump can take back that fancy medal he gave him a few years ago. Some example to youth he turned out to be.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
He does like to cheat on his partners...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge
Wasn't Elvis an honorary DEA agent of some such?
Posted by: Hunka Burnin' Love at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (oftw2)
Joe Biden
Megan Rapinoe
Tiger Woods
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nixon's the One! at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)
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TBH... there are a lot of people who've received the Congressional Medal of Freedom who probably shouldn't have.
I think it's more of a popularity contest. Sometimes a stick in the eye to the opposition. But increasingly meaningless.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (AkEZC)
Does he have a Maserati?
Does it go 185?
Posted by: Joe Walsh at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)
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A significant portion of Republican voters only vote Republican for lower taxes.
On all other issues, they prefer the Democrat policy.
And will vote for the Democrat.
Remember: That Republican Party that has been trying to stop Trump since 2015 does have a base of support.
Driving them out of the Party is as much a project as driving their representatives out.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (HXT0k)
Denial of reality is such an art...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (Sco7b)
Only on MS Now....
Huh...?
Posted by: Stateless
Original content costs money and they ain't making any.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL)
You were not supposed to notice. Also said kids were enroute to electric car race...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Joe@Rehoboth Beach at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)
You were not supposed to notice. Also said kids were enroute to electric car race...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)
At least they were going to race a car they built from the ground up.
That being said, FormulaE is some of the dumbest shit out there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC
Maybe they cut away when I turned. It lasted only another 2 minutes or so. Thanks for letting me know.
That was weird.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM
++++
Tastes like collie.
Posted by: B.O. at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)
They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/rRFmjZfGj5U
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 08:48 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (AkEZC)
*****
The next Democrat president will make sure that they aren't.
You know they will be replacing the American flags that Trump installed at the WH with the trans flag on this day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)
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TFG amirite?
Commits ten times the crimes I did, and nothing.
*makes jerkoff gesture*
Posted by: Nixon's the One! at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)
I don't think it matters what nationality they claim when the food is as bad as theirs. Once was enough. 30 dollars for food for two and most of it went into the trash.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Hard to think what is passing for electoral tactics with the GOPe. Except failure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
The effect is on display here in Texas - you would think Cornyn would be in the fight of his life, but he isn’t even campaigning, he expects to be enthroned in his runoff and doesn’t think he needs to bother talking to anyone in the State he pretends to represent.
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 08:53 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
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QUIET you babbling bucket of bolts!
/sashay
Posted by: Dr. Smith at March 31, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)
I can see the problem, its you dude. Have you labeled Picasso's Guernica as divisive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (2GVsD)
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)
There was an article I saw not long ago that Trump was close to endorsing Paxton. Has that officially happened yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)
*****
In my area Cornyn is running nonstop negative ads.
I haven't seen any ads from Paxton.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (Y8DZL)
I've used it as a dipping sauce a couple times.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)
Beef and Broccoli
Mushroom Chicken
Fried Rice and Noodles are ok but high calorie
Odds are not good on anything else
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 08:56 AM (DgMqy)
Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (Y8DZL)
Thankfully, this is NOT the case.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Auspex
Flashback to high school. Camping at the lake. Some yahoo burned logs with it on them.
Yes. You can get it from burning it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (9E5Ho)
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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DC is spending a $Million Dollars a day promoting Cornyn, Don't count your chickens.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (ZwdAr)
Yes. You can get it from burning it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (9E5Ho)
Yeah, you can........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
I’ve seen concern that if Paxton wins, there won’t be anything stopping the governor from implementing de facto sharia law in Texas. But we’ll see.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)
This is why I like what Chip Roy has been saying. He's taking the islhamic invasion seriously, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
Urushiol is evil! Ever wonder why cashews are never sold in the shell? It's because leaves and nutshells of cashews contain urushiol, it's in the nuts, too, but roasting or boiling them neutralizes the poison.
Posted by: Itchin' To Share at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (oftw2)
It doesn't mean the bullet "did NOT match" the rifle like the headline says.The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 08:59 AM (pDt9x)
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)
"Did you see what he was wearing? He was ASKING for it!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (HXT0k)
It's not about the children at all, it's about having the taxpayer fork over a fuckton of money to a carefully selected publisher to pass on some of the money to carefully selected authors.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
There was a plot by Thune to try to get Trump to endorse Cornyn; Trump made a couple unfortunate posts about the idea, but quickly got the message from his Texas supporters that everybody here just wanted him to stay out of it - which fortunately he did. Runoff is on May 26.
Most recent statewide polls show Wesley Hunt voters mostly switching to Paxton, and Cornyn still stuck at the same 41% he got the first time. (Only those who voted in the first round are allowed to vote in the second)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ZPDpH)
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Headline is oversold. Initial test was inconclusive since the bullet fragmented. Defense is trying to prevent other tests that may be more definitive on a fragmented bullet. Candace Owens hardest hit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)
"Can you identify my client when he isn't in a fur suit?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)
Basque, apparently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
I’ve seen concern that if Paxton wins, there won’t be anything stopping the governor from implementing de facto sharia law in Texas. But we’ll see.
Posted by: Ian S.
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One has nothing to do with the other. Either way, after the election Paxton will not be Attorney General.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)
Basque, apparently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
Looked more Incan
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (BCuCF)
So will Qatari Carlson.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (2GVsD)
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Meh. Its a lot of batter on very little protein. The sauces are what sells it.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:03 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:03 AM (ZwdAr)
No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM
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Gump. Forrest Gump.
Posted by: DIrectly in the buttocks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Technically, he is the Secretary of Defense. They didn't change the name of the DoD, they just added War as an officially accepted alternative.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)
NEW: Don Lemon says he might run for president, but complains that the rules are different for him because he’s black.
“I could be President. The rules are different for women and black people. White men get away with it.”
He just says anything
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal
Dateline: St. Louis November 1973 Snow covered ground.
Guess who gets taken to the doctor wrapped in a bedsheet because they caught it at a Boy Scout campout?
This guy.
☝🏻☝🏻
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (9E5Ho)
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Was she ever sued over those claims against Marcon's wife? I thought the threats of legal action caused her to cool her jets on that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)
MSNow - Hegseth - Trump doing heavy lifting for free world.
CNN....Hegseth - Regime change has occured in Iran
FoxNews - General Caine - 11,000 targets in Iran in 30 days. Trump - get your own oil. Good for him. Australia 'Mad Max' I hope it's televised.
CBC - Secretary of War - impressive for the CBC - demands more countries help in Strait.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal
Another reason to stay away from the Keys. Add everyone driving drunk and the collection of fruits and nuts.
Posted by: Henry Flagler at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (oftw2)
“I could be President. The rules are different for women and black people. White men get away with it.”
He just says anything
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)
Ni**a please.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)
"attackers were:
Muhammed Koc
Omar Alshmari
Abraham Choudhry
Emirhan Arslan
Ali Alkhaleel
Adeel Piracha"
Iraq? Iran? Egypt? Syria? Germany? France?
Pittsburgh. Steel City.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
The small details left out is that the person is
Jimmy Atkins.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)
Sir, that’s just retarded.
Btw, Chip Roy was big in favor of Paxton’s impeachment, which was a Bush Machine farce just like Trump’s impeachment trials. So I don’t trust Chip Roy on anything, he’s a machine politician playing the part of a conservative, but only so long as it’s convenient.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: tubal
Another reason to stay away from the Keys. Add everyone driving drunk and the collection of fruits and nuts.
Posted by: Henry Flagler
Let's not be too hasty.
Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (9E5Ho)
The small details left out is that the person is
Are they actually still pushing that ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
So is Tuberville. And Rep. Fine from Florida.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)
Yeah, I'm aware.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
The small details left out is that the person is
Jimmy Atkins.
Posted by: r hennigantx
Jimmy Atkins? The kid who played Howdy Doody?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Dv3i1)
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There's a shit ton of "stuff" women and blacks "get away with" Don. You're equal parts both. Quit bitching.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (kamC
Politco and The Deadly Beast
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)
***********
That's probably why cashews! make me sneeze...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)
You didn't hear about the black hole he found?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Two bowls (Smallest size available) with small drinks.
Over $23.00.
That's the last visit for a while.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (iMotb)
I cannot spare the man. He fights.
Spain can fuck off.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qFwJc)
***********
That's probably why cashews! make me sneeze...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qgHp7)
Pretty sly, there, muldoon.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Chip Roy is for Chip Roy. Chip Roy is a pos.
• Calls for Paxton resignation • 2020 election aftermath: Roy resisted fraud claims,
• warned against a “conspiracy frenzy,” and
• opposed efforts (including some GOP lawsuits) to overturn results. He later
• said Trump engaged in “clearly impeachable conduct” over Jan. 6,
• Backed DeSantis in 2024: Roy supported Ron DeSantis in the 2024 Republican primary instead of Trump, increasing tensions.
• Opposition to Trump-backed legislation: Roy [created all kinds of issues on spending bills, etc. Posing for the cameras if you will.]
• voted against a Trump-endorsed spending/debt-ceiling bill and publicly criticized GOP leadership; Trump publicly attacked Roy on social platforms and urged a primary challenge.
• Public floor rebukes of GOP leadership:
• Roy’s high-profile floor speeches and refusals to back Trump priorities (citing fiscal and constitutional concerns) drew Trump’s ire and led Trump to label him a “RINO” and call him disloyal.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (ZwdAr)
That's all they've got.
Well, that and exclaiming "Trump is a poopyhead"
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (ZwdAr)
Fine. I'm convinced.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ZPDpH)
That is incorrect. You can vote in the Republican runoff if you did not vote in the Democrat primary. You don't have to have voted in the Republican primary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (kamC
It did but search said that it's a semi-common modern version of Xavier.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)
Bottom line
Panda Express is cheaper than most fast‑casual chains (Chipotle, Pei Wei)
Comparable or slightly more expensive than local Chinese takeout, but faster and more standardized
Best value if you prioritize speed, predictable pricing, and big portions
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Don't make her mad....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (kamC8)
@KanekoaTheGreat
What a misleading headline from The Daily Mail.
The ATF ran a tool mark analysis on a bullet jacket fragment recovered from Charlie's autopsy.
The result was "inconclusive" — not "no match."
The jacket was too fragmented to compare, which also partially explains the lack of an exit wound.
The bullet shattered on impact.
"Inconclusive" means insufficient evidence to draw any conclusion.
It doesn't mean the bullet "did NOT match" the rifle like the headline says.
The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
That's the nuance of the real story.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)
Yeah, I'm aware.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
******
The problem with Chip is his been an ideologue and a thorn in Trump's side.
I like what he says sometimes, but I am not sure if I trust him.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
Had an idea after reading that one of the MN Somalis fraudsters got a sentence of 1 year and 1 day sentence after stealing $250 million: Chain Deportation.
If one person can be a "chain" to bring in all of then their family, then it can work in the reverse. By all means, prosecute and incarcerate the criminal immigrant. However, all relatives must go home. Yeah, even the kids, don't care where they were born.
Who's with me!?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Don't make her mad....
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So how is the Spanish Armada these days?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: What country does that?
Sounds good to us!
Posted by: All Scandihoovians at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (oftw2)
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
That's the nuance of the real story.
Posted by: SMOD
Sounds like the defense is running scared.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)
No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)
*****
He took a bullet for Joe!
*sniff*
Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (Kt19C)
Sounds like the defense is running scared.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)
They should... It's Utah not New York...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)
We saw, in diverse occasions, see Goody Trump cavorting with Satan by moonlight. -- the Left
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)
If one person can be a "chain" to bring in all of then their family, then it can work in the reverse. By all means, prosecute and incarcerate the criminal immigrant. However, all relatives must go home. Yeah, even the kids, don't care where they were born.
Who's with me!?
Posted by: Lizzy
Me.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (9E5Ho)
... the BS is strong in this one
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)
No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)
*****
He took a bullet for Joe!
*sniff*
Posted by: Dr. Jill
His butt's been wiped!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Amtrak Senior Discount at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (Dv3i1)
And it was not used the 3 times Trump ran for President ? ..... I don't think so....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (2GVsD)
The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
That's the nuance of the real story.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
*****
TGP and The Liberty Daily took the bait and ran with it to energize the likes of Candace Owens and her followers and to taint the future jury.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)
AI is so smart -- it just told me there once was a famous woman singer who died by the name of "Jani Shoplin".
Never heard of her...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (xG4kz)
Don's a fighter. The rules of biological reproduction are against him as well but he carries on.
America needs more men like....
Well, maybe it doesn't
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:19 AM (Sco7b)
@libsoftiktok
Minneapolis City Councilor Pearll Warren goes on an insanely UNHINGED rant complaining about being black and a victim of racism:
“I wake up every day black. That’s something I have to deal with… I have to fight institutionalized racism on a day-to-day basis.”
“Empty your pockets and strip your clothes off for the cotton my ancestors picked”
“ICE is disgusting. But I’ve been ICE’ed my whole life.”
“Thank you for being woke!”
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)
I like what he says sometimes, but I am not sure if I trust him.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
It's also important to consider the office. I recall Cornyn being a decent AG. It was only after he became a Senator that he started deciding that "his duty to the communists of America" took precedence over his duty to Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
And when it came time for the “hard evidence”, every bit of it was “my girlfriends cousin told me that Paxton said all kinds of stuff to her, but no she doesn’t want to talk about it herself” and “my brother knows a contractor who said Paxton asked a buddy of his for a kickback to get the job, but no they don’t want to talk about it themselves.”
It was the most disgusting farce of school kid fake stories I’ve ever listened to. That made me understand what a threat Paxton is to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:22 AM (gtcuf)
Nobody knows the trouble I seen,
Nobody knows my sorrow....
Posted by: Pearll Warren at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)
No doubt they're all pretty sure he's guilty.
Maybe they're trying to get him off, maybe they're just trying to limit the opportunities for appeal. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, or lawyers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)
Heh, OK, buddy.
I remember first experiencing real New Yorkers in college, and they were so very sure "the City" was the best place on earth and could not hold back on constantly telling you why. A lot of times it was paired with some sneer about where I came from.
My policy was to agree with them enthusiastically. Yes! The City sounds truly superior in every way, and you should get back there at your earliest opportunity!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)
Nobody knows the trouble I seen,
Nobody knows my sorrow....
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A man of constant sorrows.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (n17eQ)
.....
Emirhan Arslan
Ali Alkhaleel
Adeel Piracha"
Iraq? Iran? Egypt? Syria? Germany? France?
Pittsburgh. Steel City.
Posted by: man
Another example of right-wing violence!
-ADL
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (Dv3i1)
Our quality control must be fantastic.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (4NO2D)
Senior military commanders have submitted specific requests aimed at preparing for such an option as President Trump weighs moves in the U.S.-Israel-led conflict with Iran, the sources said.
.. this feels like a Gulf War battleship 'feint'
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)
It was the most disgusting farce of school kid fake stories I’ve ever listened to. That made me understand what a threat Paxton is to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ZPDpH)
The impeachment trial was a joke. He was banned from saying ANYTHING to the media all while Karl f*cking Rove was able to pen op ed after op ed against him.
Then, when they started the trial and the FBI was asked over and over if they had any evidence and they continually answered 'no,' you KNEW it was a farce.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Retardation Level: R-10
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf)
Jussie Smollet would be a authentic V.P. on the ticket.
Where can I embezzle some gubmnt money to get this started?
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)
It's also important to consider the office. I recall Cornyn being a decent AG. It was only after he became a Senator that he started deciding that "his duty to the communists of America" took precedence over his duty to Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
******
I haven't made up my mind yet for the runoff
I voted for Mayes Middleton in the first primary.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (n17eQ)
Hot DAMN! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
Posted by: Young Southern Gentleman #3 at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
That's like people who don't understand how millionaires keep pursing more money. "If I had 10 million, I'd be happy and retire!" That's one of the reasons many people aren't millionaires...they aren't driven towards it.
Tiger (and Magic Johnson) rack up extreme body counts because it's an internal drive normal people can't understand.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (Y1sOo)
I'm a victim of circumstance!
Posted by: Curly Howard at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)
Retardation Level: R-10
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf
Every white guy who wants to be mercilessly spanked is going to be messaging this chick.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (Sco7b)
Your ancestors in China ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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He was only AG for two years. Didn't have much time to show himself.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lizzy
"You've seen one crowded polluted stinking town..."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (OPGS/)
And now Italy, too, apparently.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (Y1sOo)
Vaffanculo!
Posted by: Making the accompanying hand under chin gesture at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 09:29 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)
Thanks, I missed that wrinkle. But past results show that those who didn’t vote in the first round are very unlikely to vote in the second; and since the Democrat primary was hotly contested with a heavy (for them) turnout, there won’t be crossover voting.
It’s a fun example to watch. Cornyn has a lot of institutional support, but zero grass roots support. Paxton is hated by all the institutions, but the grass roots voters are devoted to him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31 ?2026 09:29 AM (G0vdT)
, Didn't look like Obama's grey prison
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (kamC8)
Maybe he should check in with Obama?
That shtick won't fly after Obama was elected twice.
Seriously, dude, it's 2026.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)
You might think a Lemon Smollett sounds like a delightful dessert but it would probably be burnt and taste like shit.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 09:31 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Noodster at March 31, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)
Exactly. Plenty of women out there who will line up around the block to bang a guy who's rich and famous. It's not like they were forcibly ravaging village maidens like Genghis Khan.
Posted by: Hypergamy is real and not spectacular at March 31, 2026 09:33 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)
I can say with certainty that if I was rich and famous and good looking women were throwing themselves at me, I most certainly would resist the temptation.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:33 AM (ZPDpH)
And It's TRANSGENDER INVISIBILITY DAY.
Posted by: redridinghood
Hey, what is this horseshit?
I thought that we had genocided them out of existence!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:39 AM (xG4kz)
Attorneys representing Musk recently filed a motion for recusal or reassignment, pointing to how McCormick on LinkedIn had clicked that she supported a post that celebrated a 2026 ruling against Musk in California. The post, from a jury consultant, said “sorry, Elon,” and congratulated the legal firms that represented the plaintiff in the case as “standing up for the little guy against the richest man in the world.”
The judge denied she is biased, but blamed the media attention the allegations have drawn for prompting her to reassign the cases...
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:44 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
“I think this is a bad thing for the Democratic Party that she appears to be moving closer to running,” he proclaimed. “I think that she, based on the polling, would start the race as the front-runner.”
He added, “Notice I focused on ‘start the race as the front-runner.’”
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (RHGPo)
>National Council on Teacher Retirement, 'Challenges Facing K-12 Schools in 2026 – and the Implications for Educator Pension Plans' January 21, 2026
>PA - Public School Employees' Retirement System (PSERS)
Districts must contribute a high percentage of teacher salaries (up to 34% in some projections) to the pension system, a rate increase that has created intense fiscal strain.
Pension costs, along with charter school tuition and special education, have outpaced the state funding allocated to cover them, forcing heavy reliance on local revenue.
Interesting: Connect Money, Alternative Assets
'PSERS Deploys $420M Into Energy, Infra, Real Estate'
March 30, 2026
In part, "The Pennsylvania Public School Employees’ Retirement System (PSERS) is continuing to scale its alternatives portfolio, approving $420 million in new allocations."
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Minnesota: Rising teacher and administrator pension costs in Minnesota resulted in recent legislation that has raised the employer contribution rates (rising to 9.81% by July 2025) to the Teachers Retirement Association (TRA), while also creating a 3% annual increase in state funding for
Continued -
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)
New legislation also lowers the early retirement age (with 30 years of service) from 62 to 60, and reduces the penalties for early retirement, which could increase the total number of retirees collecting benefits.
Also interesting - Minnesota Center for Fiscal Excellence, 'Minnesota Teachers Fundraise for Forensic Audit of State Pension System'
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Colorado - School districts must contribute a growing percentage of their payroll to the Colorado Public Employees' Retirement Association (PERA), rising to over 20% of salary costs. (Reportedly, teachers contribute about 8.75-10%.) As always, rising pension costs mean that while taxes may increase, a lower proportion of that revenue directly benefits students.
Colorado PERA Key Investment Information:
Asset Allocation: The portfolio is diversified across global equity, fixed income, private equity, real estate, and alternative investments. (US investments = 72.8% & Europe-developed were 2nd at 11.6%)
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Doesn't appear affordability IS an issue for the Democrats.
And that's just a very few states in the union.
Anyway -
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)
Ha!
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VDH article a must read, and the other links 👍 too.
Thank you.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:30 AM (z/ZK2)
Daily Tech News 31 March 2026
Top Story
- Bluesky announced a new AI tool named Attie to help inmates create their own social feeds. It did not go well. (Tech Crunch)
In three days Attie has accumulated 1500 followers - and been blocked by 125,000 users, which is to say all of them.
That's more blocks than even the ICE account, suggesting that while the inmates are clinically insane they are not entirely stupid.
Tech News
- Life with AI is frying human brains. (France24)
It's like managing a hundred toddlers that never sleep.
- Restoring old photos with AI is a fundamentally broken concept. (Petapixel)
It works for movies, because movies have massive amounts of redundant information - most of each frame is identical to the previous, with just some elements shifted.
With photos all you have is the photo.
- Or not even that: Sony has shut down almost its entire memory card business. (Petapixel)
Only a few models survived the mass cancellations which hit capacities from a lowly 64GB to a hefty 2TB. AI taketh away, and AI taketh away some more.
- The latest Windows 11 update isn't. (Tom's Hardware)
Microsoft has pulled the update entirely because it didn't work. At all.
- AMD's Zen 6 server CPUs have shown up in test results. (Tom's Hardware)
These are engineering samples and probably not running even close to full speed, but they are already competitive with Zen 5.
Interesting point: The high-end models have 24 or 32 cores per chip (and up to 8 chips on the CPU). That's expected for server Zen 6c models (AMD's efficiency cores), but if they're not efficiency cores that's a big surprise.
- You can get a 2TB Crucial P310 for $215 on Amazon. (WCCFTech)
Yay.
I ordered two of these on sale for around $150 each on New Year's Eve.
Amazon lost them.
Musical Interlude
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:01 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 31, 2026 04:02 AM (xAJnx)
More likely, Amazon oversold them and lied to you about them being lost. I assume they refunded you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:04 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 04:14 AM (rJ+qD)
Got my MacBook Sky yesterday. It will take a bit to get used to it. I like it but MacOS isn't Linux Mint or Windows. It's different. The laptop itself is very nice. Lightweight, pretty fast, fairly easy to set up though I'm still doing that, and runs quiet. Safari is different. I'll figure it out. I went to The Masters website and tried to save one of the pictures there. One of the holes. It saved the whole page and I just want the image. Should be a way in Safari to just save the image. I've done it in other browsers (Edge, Google, Brave, etc).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 04:17 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 04:17 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 04:19 AM (sAmhv)
Apparently not that good. I'm seeing $231.95 USD on amazon.com, after I entered a U.S. zip code, but I'm still browsing from Canada, so who knows what their price algorithm is doing to that.
Checking amazon.ca: Supposedly 5 featured offers starting at $467.22, but it's also saying "no featured offers available" meaning they don't really have any.
The 4 TB option is $695.00 CAD.
Oh HELL no.
Also: Bite me, Micron.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:20 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 04:25 AM (iMotb)
More likely, Amazon oversold them and lied to you about them being lost. I assume they refunded you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
I did get a refund, no questions asked.
And I actually managed to pick up a couple of Team-brand drives to replace them, at a lower cost per gigabyte and TLC rather than the QLC used in this model, so I'm not too put out by it.
Those drives have doubled in price in the last month, so not a minute too soon either.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 31, 2026 04:27 AM (BLOW1)
I suspect we'll find out the AI demand for memory isn't nearly what is claimed, and that the big three were colluding on price increases. Again.
Something, something, cartel, RICO...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:31 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:32 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0)
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Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 04:42 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 04:59 AM (fNISR)
Yesterday afternoon Kwikset reached out to me, and we spent about 20 minutes on the phone discussing the ongoing issues with the lock.
Very nice young lady, intelligent and knowledgeable about the ins and outs of the lock, both mechanically and smart feature sides.
After going over all the what-nots and stuff, she unasked told me that first they were sending me a complete new unit.
Upon receipt and install, if the issues persist, the whole thing jumps to the next level of tech support to see if there are additional factors causing the problem.
So.....things are happening.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:04 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:04 AM (iMotb)
And in the meantime, you've been ... lockless?
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:11 AM (fNISR)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 05:12 AM (tljrc)
from the article:
Bluesky ... userbase — now sitting at 43 million accounts
Q: How many bots?
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:14 AM (fNISR)
Or just install a different browser; almost all of them can be installed on a Mac.
Safari, IMO, isn't worth the effort to work around. I run Chrome on my work Mac.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 31, 2026 05:16 AM (HJSO3)
No, no.
Basic issue is unusually short battery life.
But the unit has full physical key operability as well.
And all our key fobs have a physical key on them as well.
So we are never without an operable lock.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:18 AM (iMotb)
"Bluesky’s new AI tool Attie is already the most blocked account other than J. D. Vance"
The author of the article appears to be hyperventilating throughout.
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:19 AM (fNISR)
No, no.
Basic issue is unusually short battery life.
But the unit has full physical key operability as well.
And all our key fobs have a physical key on them as well.
So we are never without an operable lock.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:18 AM (iMotb)
yay
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:19 AM (fNISR)
The MacOS weasels haven't quite figured out how to display windows across multiple monitors in a sane fashion. If you don't have multiple monitors, you won't care about this.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 31, 2026 05:22 AM (HJSO3)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:24 AM (sAmhv)
>>Got my MacBook Sky yesterday.
Command + space bar is your friend and should become the main way you open apps or try to find things.
Command + tab will bring up all open apps and let you cycle through them. Command + q closes them.
Install home brew, it's a Mac terminal package manager that will allow you to install software via the terminal.
Install kitty or ghosty, these are terminals and are superior to the built in Mac terminal.
Install Chrome or Brave web browsers, install vim extension in either of them. This will allow you to navigate the web browser with keyboard commands.
I would recommend installing aerospace.
At the end of the day, you should be able to drive your Mac via the keyboard and using the mouse as little as possible.
This will make using your computer so much more productively .
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 05:28 AM (XV/Pl)
The MacOS weasels haven't quite figured out how to display windows across multiple monitors in a sane fashion. If you don't have multiple monitors, you won't care about this.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 31, 2026 05:22 AM (HJSO3)
weasels?
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:29 AM (fNISR)
Thing is, I'd long ago turned off WebAssembly in my browser (FireFox) in order to protect myself from buffer overflow attacks that could break out of WebAssembly's sandbox.
End result: I'm not reading three comics at GoComics anymore as of this morning. Oh well.
I did dash off a note to them explaining things, and that I didn't expect them to revert their changes just due to me, but I at least wanted to let them know that not everyone out there is willing to let WebAssembly run, and why.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 05:33 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 31, 2026 05:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 31, 2026 05:36 AM (bQ4nt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:36 AM (iMotb)
Going to bed soon. Even on my days off, I stay up all night.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:36 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:36 AM (Ia/+0)
Went to the gym yesterday. I attempted half an hour on the exercise bike only to have my body get to the ten minute mark and say "We're done."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 05:39 AM (OPGS/)
G&R, I saw that myself this morning and it was only for one comic. Once I hit refresh, the problem went away but I'll keep an eye on things.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 05:41 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 05:42 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:43 AM (sAmhv)
It's not going away for me on refresh, but I completely neutered WebAssembly in FireFox's about:config screen.
Now if Firefox had a per-site whitelist where I would allow web-assembly to run, then maybe I'd change my stance. Maybe.
I still don't like the idea of running binary blob's of executable code handed to me by a website. Seems like a good way to get Ransomware attacked at some point by the forces of darkness.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 05:44 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: fluffy at March 31, 2026 05:45 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Good point. I'll have to see if I can find that in Brave's settings.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 05:46 AM (OPGS/)
Got all my chores done yesterday, including a virtual meeting with a home loan lender in Kansas. I am pre-approved for more money than I would ever borrow. Tires for the Buick are slated for Wed. And in a second hard look at my state tax forms, I realized I was not deducting my SS and some other things. I'll sit down with the project today. Maybe I owe a lot less than I thought.
Rain is forecast off and on this week, so I need to go work out this morning. How about you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Well, I finally heard from my tax dude and I'm waiting for the parts that need my signature. Not very happy with waiting this long for things to be finished since I submitted my paperwork late February.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 05:53 AM (OPGS/)
G'morning! Here's hoping you don't take a massive hit on the taxes when the calculations are revisited.
We're getting tons of rain today, it'll be a wet wet drive in the school bus. Thankfully I remembered to put up ALL the windows at the end of the drive yesterday when it was so sunny and beautiful outside. (Doesn't mean I won't find leaks happening into the driver's section, they don't build these things well in terms of waterproofing, apparently.)
Now, what news of the furry thugs?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 05:53 AM (O7YUW)
We're getting tons of rain today, it'll be a wet wet drive in the school bus. Thankfully I remembered to put up ALL the windows at the end of the drive yesterday when it was so sunny and beautiful outside. (Doesn't mean I won't find leaks happening into the driver's section, they don't build these things well in terms of waterproofing, apparently.)
Now, what news of the furry thugs?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026
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Morning to you, G & R,
I've never driven a school bus except in my imagination. In a mystery novel I plan to self-publish, the narrator, a 27-year-old woman who knows how to drive a stick, is forced to drive a school bus in the snow along a twisting mountain road as darkness falls, to save her boss's life. I just tried to imagine the noise and vibration, the feel of the bus's long body, etc. My pre-readers have told me it was exciting, which was what I was hoping for!
Furballs are well -- and hungry! Dagny is right here with me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 06:06 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:08 AM (Ia/+0)
Watching the Bill O'Reilly documentary on San Francisco. Right now Willie Brown is explaining how "generous" San Francisco is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:08 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 06:13 AM (DwICI)
Glad the furry thugs are well, and of course they're hungry! ;-)
As to the School Bus driving: One of the biggest problems when driving a bus is the fact that when making a left turn, you have to turn WIDE so you don't impinge on the opposite lane for the pair of lanes you're turning into (ie, don't go over the other guy's stop line.) And yet, that's a lot easier than making a right.
Right turns are a pain in the ass in a school bus, mostly because the bus hangs out an additional distance behind the back wheels, and those wheels are the pivot point in a turn.
You must drive straight out into the intersection until the edge of the curb is just past the middle of your service door, and then begin your turn. If you do it right, and while watching your lower mirror on the right, your back right wheels will JUST miss the curb and not go up over it.
You're also trying to balance your front left of the bus not touching the car at his stop line in front of you to the left, as well as making sure your back left of your bus doesn't swing out and hit a car as you turn.
Oh, and did I mention making sure bicyclists aren't coming up on your right side while turning right?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:15 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 06:16 AM (OPGS/)
By Itzel Luna,
Los Angeles Times
March 30, 2026
The San Francisco Bay Area's Gear Isle recalled the products after they were found to contain undeclared prescription drug ingredients used to treat erectile dysfunction, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced last week. The products, sold online across the U.S., were found to have sildenafil and tadalafil. The ingredients could cause a "life-threatening" drop in blood pressure when mixed with nitrates found in prescription drugs, according to the FDA.
The two recalled products are Gold Lion Aphrodisiac Chocolate Male Enhancement Sachet and ilum Sex Chocolate Male Sexual Enhancement Booster. The FDA initially issued a warning in February advising consumers not to purchase the second item after confirming the product contained tadalafil.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:16 AM (RIvkX)
So yeah, you're trying to keep track of all of that in about three seconds. If that helps your future writings if it involves a school bus, fantastic. That's why I wrote all of that to you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:17 AM (O7YUW)
We are coding here beside ourselves! {/awful Indian accent}
Posted by: "Bob" in tech support at March 31, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: "Bob" in tech support
ugh. Did I mention the AI support that reaches out to you with support issues? Between all that and the fact they allow the captions to be modified so "modern audiences" don't get their feelings hurt, I'm struggling to understand why we keep supporting them.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 06:23 AM (OPGS/)
SF DEI Boss Appointed To Redistribute Wealth to Black Community, Redistributed Wealth to Her Boyfriend
Led SF's response to the drug overdose death of George Floyd
March 31, 2026 by Daniel Greenfield
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:23 AM (RIvkX)
Maddening. Absolutely maddening.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:23 AM (O7YUW)
For some reason viagra works as an off schedule drug for lowering blood pressure, yet its function is to cause a spike in blood pressure (of a sort).
Rebound reaction?
Posted by: fluffy at March 31, 2026 06:25 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026
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My heroine/narrator does make two left turns, so I might look at that scene and see if I need to mention something about turning wide. Thanks!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 06:27 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Oh, and in a double-left turn lane, the bus and other large/long vehicles ALWAYS take the right-most of the left-turn lanes. (Otherwise the swing of the back end would hit a vehicle in that right-most left-hand turn lane during the turn and we don't want that.) Little vehicles take the inner/left-most turn lane.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:34 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:34 AM (O7YUW)
Good description. Mirrors are your friend. Head is moving back and forth. Once you have physical reference points for sound turns, you are less stressed. Each bus turns a bit different.
Any school bus driver is only as good as their next turn. Too much focus is bad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
I have said before, I think Chinese buyers of rhino horn and similar should all switch en masse to fake rhino with real erectile dysfunction drugs. Their culture has shown a complete absence of compunction against fraud, and that would save both the rhinos and the erections. As long as none of their customers tested for rhino DNA (and why would they), it would be a win/win!
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 06:46 AM (Sy6m/)
I like this plan. Think of all the valuable wild-life saved.
Elderly men with viagra do not constitute wild-life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 06:52 AM (u82oZ)
A few years ago, a friend sent me an article about a man who had actually created fake rhino horn and wanted to flood the market with it. An animal rights activist complained about it because it was wrong to encourage the trade.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 06:53 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:55 AM (RIvkX)
Spot on. Information overload is an absolute bitch. I experienced that many times during my first few weeks/months of driving.
"Safe travels and happy kids."
Thank you, and from your mouth to God's ear. Driving in rain today. *looks at clock* Time to skedaddle.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:56 AM (O7YUW)
Oh yes. The AYDS Diet Plan. At least both helped with weight loss.
I'll show myself out.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 06:57 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 31, 2026 06:59 AM (S+2Xo)
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 06:59 AM (Sy6m/)
I think it's the same mindset when women are encouraged to learn how to shoot for self defense and some woman replies "TEACH BOYS TO NOT RAPE!" as if that was the better solution.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:03 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Dark L at March 31, 2026 07:05 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Maybe later at March 31, 2026 07:07 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Dark L at March 31, 2026 07:05 AM (KAi1n)
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What about human horn?
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei VIII at March 31, 2026 07:07 AM (ESVrU)
@USAmbUN
Good riddance!
The fact that he doesn’t mention — much less show any contrition for — UNRWA‘s involvement in October 7, nor their infiltration by Hamas, is a perfect example of how UN officials dodge accountability through moral grandstanding.
Quote
Philippe Lazzarini
@UNLazzarini
Mar 22
In my final op-ed as I end my tenure as Commissioner-General, I warn about relentless efforts to destroy UNRWA, amid growing disregard for international law.
4:20 AM · Mar 30, 2026
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So long to a real piece of sh*t.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:08 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 31, 2026 07:09 AM (DDJSl)
Maybe you should call the international police. Oh wait...that's the United States.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:10 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Dark L at March 31, 2026 07:11 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 07:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:16 AM (YE+xR)
Oh, and in a double-left turn lane, the bus and other large/long vehicles ALWAYS take the right-most of the left-turn lanes. (Otherwise the swing of the back end would hit a vehicle in that right-most left-hand turn lane during the turn and we don't want that.) Little vehicles take the inner/left-most turn lane.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026
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Since she is not driving in traffic, or at least turning in it, your rules may not apply to the scene. She does make a turn from a county highway onto a US route that fortunately does not have much traffic, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Chinese wives from the future at March 31, 2026 07:21 AM (eOFY+)
Marxists *hate* AI. Like, rabidly, at The Verge levels of crazy.
They think it will eliminate all of the jobs where they're currently creating ugly fat women for video games and the like. And they aren't wrong.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (sabhw)
Microsoft has pulled the update entirely because it didn't work. At all.
Anyone else remember the days when you could buy software - like an OS - and you installed it... then you forgot about it unless you had to reinstall (like a new computer)? There were no updates for security they failed to build in? When they actually tested stuff before it went out the door? When you owned the software?
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (AtYqS)
Not always though, smaller companies behind single products could be very communicative with regards to bugs, and that was an absolute joy to deal with.
Anyway, back to the large OS's: When the next version came out, it was assumed enough people would buy it and some would upgrade, that vulnerabilities that were addressed quietly between the versions would be enough.
Viruses tended to spread on boot sectors of diskettes at that time as well, which meant the speed of the infection was a LOT slower and not necessarily successful for the virus. Sure, some spread on BBS's (Bulletin Board Systems) but that was rare.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (O7YUW)
When I asked "GPT-5 mini," (via DuckDuckGo,) what the Real increase in U.S. Treasury Debt was from Jan. 21, 2024 until Mar. 24, 2026 in Y2K$, it hallucinated that the debt had shrunk by $175 billion. When I asked for Feb-2026$, (which are smaller ... because there are MOAR of them,) "GPT-5 mini's" hallucination shrank to $80.5 billion. When I challenged the results, the excuse for the obvious mistakes included "rounding errors."
.
According to a simple Google spreadsheet I put together using the same inputs as ShatGPT, I saw that real debt increased for both the Y2K$ case and the Feb-2026$ case.
.
At this point, I would trust a high school retard to do a better job than AI.
Posted by: Marooned at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (kt8QE)
When I asked "GPT-5 mini," (via DuckDuckGo,) what the Real increase in U.S. Treasury Debt was from Jan. 21, 2024 until Mar. 24, 2026 in Y2K$, it hallucinated that the debt had shrunk by $175 billion. When I asked for Feb-2026$, (which are smaller ... because there are MOAR of them,) "GPT-5 mini's" hallucination shrank to $80.5 billion. When I challenged the results, the excuse for the obvious mistakes included "rounding errors."
.
According to a simple Google spreadsheet I put together using the same inputs as ShatGPT, I saw that real debt increased for both the Y2K$ case and the Feb-2026$ case.
.
At this point, I would trust a high school retard to do a better job than AI.
Posted by: Marooned at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (kt8QE)
math!
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 11:03 AM (fNISR)
Monday Over Night Open Thread (3/30/26)
["Cold Water" 24"x 12" acrylic. Mis. Hum. 12/25]
Quote I "We believe our policies are consistent with the law and reflect our commitment to fairness, opportunity, and building the strongest possible teams," NFL executive vice president Jeff MillerI normally don't comment on the Quotes of The Day. Between this Miller guy and his gutless, spineless, testicle free boss Roger Goodell I can't stand the NFL and it can't go broke fast enough. I grew up close to Green Bay and have always been a Packers fan. But since 2020 I've given up on the league. The kneelers, the "Hands up" bullshit, politics entered the game. So I now spend my Sunday afternoons doing anything but watching football.
Quote II “Neither the bases are authorized, nor, of course, is the use of Spanish airspace authorized for any actions related to the war in Iran,” Spain's Defense Minister Margarita Robles
With allies like this who needs friends? What our open borders types never want to discuss out loud is: What happens when Europe becomes a Caliphate and possesses nuclear weapons. Looking at another gutless, spineless, testicle free boi named
Quote III ‘I was so small, I was just a walking boob throughout the whole of school. I definitely looked super awkward because I had nothing on me apart from boobs.’ Summer Robert
apitalism in space As part of the reshaping of NASA being pushed by NASA administrator Jared Isaacman, the agency today announced major changes to its future programs in low Earth orbit, on the Moon, and in exploring Mars. Video of these changes can be viewed here and here. The Moon NASA will now focus all work in its lunar program on getting to the surface of the Moon. Lunar Gateway is “paused,” though the language of NASA’s press release suggests more strongly that it is dead, with the agency already trying to figure out ways to “repurpose” its already built components. NASA will instead ask for proposals from private industry and its international Artemis partners to ramp up as soon as possible a phased program to establish the infrastructure on the Moon needed for the lunar base. This new focus begins with “up to 30 robotic landings in three years, starting in 2027,” and at least two manned landings per year beginning in 2028. The graph below, presented during today’s announcement, shows the basic plan for the next few Artemis missions, which will act as the manned foundation for this entire surface-focused program. The overall program will build out the lunar base in three phases, first to test some basic infrastructure using these smaller lunar landers, second to begin establishing the base’s foundational components with intermittent manned missions, and third to begin long-term human occupancy.
It seems like this poor girl can't get an even break from the scolds and cuck bois.
In a town where most celebrities can’t be bothered to acknowledge the military unless it’s a Veterans Day photo op with a sepia filter, one Hollywood star just did something that shouldn’t be remarkable — but absolutely is. Sydney Sweeney, the actress best known for stealing scenes in Euphoria and The White Lotus, took to her Instagram Stories to share a photo of her brother and deliver a message so simple it apparently short-circuited half the internet. “Receiving calls from my bro always make me happy when he’s deployed,” Sweeney wrote. And then she committed the unforgivable sin of being publicly grateful to the United States Armed Forces. “Thinking of all our boys and girls overseas and sending my love! Thank you for your service”
Hmmm....... I wonder how much booze and/or meth was involved? Genius Award Winners!
2 hospitalized after altercation involving ax, gun, state police say
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rex B at March 30, 2026 10:00 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Rex B at March 30, 2026 10:01 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 30, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - temporarily permanent at March 30, 2026 10:02 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 30, 2026 10:02 PM (y171U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 30, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)
50/50 on whether the "moon shot" ends up with 4 dead astronauts.
70/40 it never launches.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 10:03 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:04 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 30, 2026 10:04 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Rex B at March 30, 2026 10:04 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 10:06 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 10:06 PM (LHPAg)
This is the real reason the Islamists are colonizing Europe.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/)
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Better set up stakes before Musk does. He's going to own it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:07 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2GVsD)
His voice is like a soothing balm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Have to excuse myself....need to go get take-out Mex food and then watch Gutfeld!...third in line behind Varney and Kudlow in the esteem hierarchy.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QGaXH)
Nothing. These systems require a good deal of maintenance, and they aren't doing that
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (XuXeR)
Burrows framed the idea as a conversation about representation and economic alignment, particularly in the oil- and gas-producing Permian Basin region that stretches across southeastern New Mexico and West Texas.
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (O7XEN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)
Wipes hands together: That won't go anywhere!
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 30, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (48JDT)
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Apparently they really want us out of NATO, too.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (CkDaS)
Have we found a girl with boobs too big for Bulg?
While I feel sorry for her for her condition, she's monetized the heck out of it.
And when they're each 3x the size of your head, that's too big to be attractive. Didn't SDB (RIP) have a rule that 1x was the theoretical max for hotness?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Nicely painted, sir.
And since nobody's said it:
"Deep, Too."
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)
My trees are usually ambivalent
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 30, 2026 10:11 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 10:12 PM (syAfa)
Nah. He just wants exits numbering in the 1,000s...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (XuXeR)
And a hat tip to the Metro UK, who understands that with no pics, it didn't happen.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (3ZUWJ)
Very nice Mis Hum. Love the colors.
Posted by: Joemarine
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Nice painting, MisHum. How many bodies did you bury in it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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A MisHum painting! Yay!
Posted by: Piper
Agreed, very nice painting. I bet he's been dreaming of trout fishing that spot so much he had to paint it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (XuXeR)
Nothing. These systems require a good deal of maintenance, and they aren't doing that
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (XuXeR)
That will be one of the tasks of their European slaves.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2026 10:14 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:14 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (2GVsD)
Nothing. It would be like like watching anybody debate Biden on anything. The 'tard would smugly walk away convinced he kicked your ass and half the people would agree.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (/lPRQ)
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Apparently they really want us out of NATO, too.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (vSvIl)
Buh-bye, baaabeeee.
We need Spain like we need a hole in the head.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (DwqWV)
And that upper four sring tuning of DGCF means you can use the same shapes played on the bajo on those strings, play them in the lower (in pitch) strings on the guitar and get similarly-voiced chords on a six string acoustic tuned EAGBDE.
Sorry to geeking-out on that, Bers, but it is fun.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (cxFcK)
I'm a fan of space exploration, but NASA is borked.
50/50 on whether the "moon shot" ends up with 4 dead astronauts.
70/40 it never launches.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm 80/20 it never launches, and 100/0 it kills the crew if it does.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (QVmho)
Gee, how much would you pay to see Arnold Schwarzenegger fight Pee Wee Herman?
Sure, it would be entertaining, but could you ever really get your money's worth?
Posted by: mindful webworker - fright promoter at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (jrd4M)
Great artwork up top. You have a definite style, my friend.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (vrNzf)
Everyone has to say their pronouns before speaking, they have pink cards for women and blacks to speak ahead of white men, then the blacks complain that white men got ahead of them. They are still eating masks. It’s a freak show.
This is an actual major party in Canada and they win seats. It’s both scary and hilarious simultaneously.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (uDDWT)
No Queens!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)
The "split the bullet" trick.
Very dangerous.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks this is the Art Thread at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (2GVsD)
We need Spain like we need a hole in the head.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Trump should buzz the Palace with AF-1.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (48JDT)
The headline.
A new investigation has reportedly backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13.
The story.
Certain corroboration was found about her allegations regarding a different incident involving a different guy not involving Trump at all.
https://is.gd/cR7oy3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:18 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2026 10:18 PM (QI5FY)
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 10:19 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mindful webworker - fright promoter at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (jrd4M)
I don't know, I got a kick outta Bambi vs. Godzilla back in the day.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 10:19 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: The Italian Job Gang at March 30, 2026 10:19 PM (DsA2n)
What happens when Pakistan possesses nuclear weapons?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks this is the Art Thread at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Wt5PA)
Is this about the painting, or are you speaking of the Bidens?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 10:20 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:21 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: clarence at March 30, 2026 10:22 PM (bbCED)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Up With People at March 30, 2026 10:22 PM (oftw2)
50/50 on whether the "moon shot" ends up with 4 dead astronauts.
70/40 it never launches.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm 80/20 it never launches, and 100/0 it kills the crew if it does.
Posted by: BifBewalski
Sacrifices must be made for the advancement of science.
Or whatever they say after major fvckups that everybody else saw coming.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:24 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
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The suspect was known to law enforcement.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
A new investigation has reportedly backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13.
The story.
Certain corroboration was found about her allegations regarding a different incident involving a different guy not involving Trump at all.
https://is.gd/cR7oy3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Be more credible if it included beach friends and having to install a second front door.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:26 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 10:27 PM (WXiAd)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
@GiorgiaMeloni
Mar 29
The Security Decree works.
The preventive detention ordered for 91 individuals from the anarchist movement, deemed dangerous and who arrived in Rome for a demonstration unauthorized by the Police Headquarters in memory of the two anarchists who died on March 19 in the explosion of a bomb they were making, confirms the necessity of this provision.
It does not serve to limit the freedom to demonstrate, as certain leftists claimed.
It serves, on the contrary, to ensure that demonstrations take place in a peaceful and non-violent manner, as provided for in the Constitution, and to protect those who want to exercise that right in a civilized manner, without violence and without devastation.
It is in this direction that the Government will continue to move: more tools to ensure safety for all and more protections for those who want to demonstrate peacefully.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:28 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 10:30 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 30, 2026 10:30 PM (SRRAx)
That's a badge for them. Roust them all into uncomfortable lodgings.
That's step #1.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:30 PM (48JDT)
Thank you.
"So I now spend my Sunday afternoons doing anything but watching football."
I used to be a Lions fan. So even when I was watching their games, I wasn't watching football. On the plus side, they were usually out of contention by week 8 so I could stop.
There was a GREAT Green Bay Packers fan site I went to. I was friendly, polite, send them Detroit links when the teams would play. Damn, those were great people.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (Sco7b)
Have we found a girl with boobs too big for Bulg?
While I feel sorry for her for her condition, she's monetized the heck out of it.
And when they're each 3x the size of your head, that's too big to be attractive. Didn't SDB (RIP) have a rule that 1x was the theoretical max for hotness?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
That suspiciously sounds like a confluence of geometry, physics, and math.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (wVcYX)
"German Chancellor Merz intends to return 80% of Syrian refugees to their homeland
According to him, within three years, 80% of the roughly 1 million Syrian refugees in Germany should return to their homeland.
The situation in Syria has significantly improved a year after the end of the civil war, so the need for protection for Syrian refugees must be reassessed, the German chancellor said"
the not so good : "However, he promised that Syrians who have successfully integrated into German society will be allowed to remain in Germany"
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 10:33 PM (LmPA0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
I was actually thinking something like this, but couldn't figure out exactly how to articulate it. As they say, ^this.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't bring a howitzer to a pillow fight at March 30, 2026 10:34 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (GD0B3)
The sales of lederhosen and dirndls will take off! Prosit!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (wVcYX)
That sounds like a more dangerous version of the Rock Paper Scissors game.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Polymarket
@Polymarket
2h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.
Mar 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 10:36 PM (sAmhv)
"Delicious," I say. "How do you do it? What's your secret?"
She replies, "Find a recipe and then don't follow it."
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's mm-mm good at March 30, 2026 10:37 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 10:37 PM (sAmhv)
Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 10:37 PM (nz1sK)
I don't think the UK is going to provide Islamic nuclear bombs.The US provides the UK with their bombs, for quite some time now, and has ways to take possession of them if necessary. The UK basically is leasing them. Correct me if I'm wrong.
France, I don't know. They're French. Sort of.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 10:37 PM (azNOR)
Also she was a Branch Covidian that killed a bunch of people in elderly housing.
So...appropriate for a socialist Euro-apparatchik I suppose
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 10:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
"@DailyMail 3h
Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims"
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2026 10:40 PM (vbXSk)
Well...we had an election and the guy you don't like won it.
So either you are marching to support the orderly transition to Trump, or I guess arguing the 2024 election was stolen.
Any other reason would make their sign flat out stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Ah, true. (And a classic film!)
And the fight would last about as long.
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's mm-mm good at March 30, 2026 10:43 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Berserker rule- when a chick's boobs looks like Rosie's fat ass they have gone over the line.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (snZF9)
Jennifer Seidel Newsom calls herself California’s “first partner.”
In 2023, the Newsoms took their four kids on a little trip. They didn’t visit a theme park, a national park, or a beach. No, the “first partner” took the kids on a trip to “red states” so that they could see how backward and racist conservatives are.
https://t.ly/IXOr5
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (Sco7b)
_-_
And Anna Nicole married for love...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (GD0B3)
So if you kill Jews you’re integrated into German society and get to stay?
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 10:45 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 10:46 PM (ZxPkt)
Local news, which some in my family collect or email to me, was that one tragedy was over a pork chop. Apparently the last one on earth. Another tragic murder over ice after a hurricane.
I love that guy messing with the No Kangs nitwits. That should be a sign: No Kangs! No Kongs!
UP YOURS!
So retarded I can't deal with it all.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)
https://t.ly/IXOr5
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
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They needed material for college entrance essays.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2026 10:46 PM (/2KcO)
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 10:51 PM (NFX2v)
_-_
Bring 'em on over. We'll teach 'em to shoot.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:51 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 10:51 PM (O7XEN)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (1o8D5)
And Anna Nicole married for love..."
Yeah, I haven't kept up with the story. I saw they matched the killer's DNA on the towel around the gun, but supposedly no mention of prints or DNA on the gun itself. Not sure what other theories are being floated. But sounds like more fuel for Candace Owens and her ilk.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (vbXSk)
Thanks for asking, Stateless. I was hoping to catch you on the Cafe to see how you are doing. Hoping that you are seeing some improvement.
MrTea has a phone interview tomorrow morning.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (nz1sK)
The NFL may be wealthy, but it's not important.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (JmS0k)
And how do they show that they've integrated into German society? I picture them getting rid of their dresses and head towels, and being made to wear lederhosen, and eat pork bratwurst. They should also have to eat sauerkraut.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
It is based on the Chevrolet Colorado ZR2
BUT
Engine: Duramax I4 engine turbocharged diesel
170 cubic inches)
275 horsepower (205 kW)
Payload capacity 3,200 pounds (1,500 kg)
Transmission 6L50 Six-speed automatic
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Not you buddy, Mr. Private Citizen, you get piece of crap wobbly gas juggler. No diesel blowjob for you
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:53 PM (48JDT)
It is kinda slow here tonight.
From my reading of many years I think when Spring arrives a lot of people are planting.
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2026 10:53 PM (3ek7K)
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They could invade Belgium.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 10:55 PM (+HNx/)
Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims"
Posted by: illiniwek
Finding says the pristine bullet was from a Mannlicher-Carcano.
Posted by: mindful webworker - mylar hats beat aluminum at March 30, 2026 10:56 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Converted to Christianity,
for the Germans.
Not for here. For here
they all go back home.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:56 PM (48JDT)
@Polymarket
2h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.
Mar 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)
Shit. Better fill up.
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 10:56 PM (7WnOb)
And Anna Nicole married for love..."
*********
Renort I heard was that the lab couldn't say if it matched or not. Bullet may have been too mangled to make a comparison.
Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2026 10:57 PM (IH6tF)
My parents were Hawkeyes fans (we went to basketball games because the the team sucked and therefore it was cheap entertainment for four kids). But Sunday was supposed to be a day of rest, so my parents would nap in the afternoons after church. What did we do? Knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred board and card games.
Posted by: pookysgirl will murder you in Skip-Bo at March 30, 2026 10:57 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (nz1sK
A prayer and good thoughts sent.
Good night.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:57 PM (Sco7b)
_-_
Planted spinach, lettuce, cilantro, and Swiss chard. Carrots tomorrow. Harvesting a little bit of asparagus.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:57 PM (UajcV)
UP YOURS!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Isn't a "kong" a snowman-shaped dog toy? So "kong, up yours" is a possibility. And a likelyhood among no-kings protesters.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
notice that it's built by GM - was there an open bid?
Were other companies offering?
Humvee (the original)
Who built it? GM
GM
Government Motors
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:00 PM (48JDT)
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A good nap is money
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2026 11:00 PM (Gei+t)
82 We are doomed
Polymarket
@Polymarket
2h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.
Mar 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM
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I missed part of it. The glare off the top of Kramer's head was blinding me.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 11:01 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Perhaps a halfway point is needed. A cross between a dirndl and a burka.
They could call it a "durka."
Posted by: mikeski is on team America at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (dIske)
Not to make light of horrific circumstances but Bryan Kohberger, the suspect in the 2022 University of Idaho murders, is from Monroe County.
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (gKWVE)
Finding says the pristine bullet was from a Mannlicher-Carcano.
Posted by: mindful webworker - mylar hats beat aluminum
--
Found it laying on his gurney beside him.
Yeah, that aluminum foil actually enhances some of those rays.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:03 PM (48JDT)
They could invade Belgium.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 10:55 PM (+HNx/)
...............................
And Belgium would lie down and let them. Tiny men. I took a survey on a train once from Munich to Bruges.
Granted it was a commuter train, end of the work day, and four blonde Americans got on to their dismay with one carry on suitcase.They were yapping in Finnish, which none of us speak. I was tired. Made my way to a seating of 4 lads sharing a beer over a table. One tiny man was hogging two seats and I asked politely to sit and he moved over (seeing as I was taller, lovely but with a mean crazy look in my eyes). The rest of my family were strap hangers, but not me.
They chattered away as I looked at scenic windmills and commented how pretty, etc. Knowing they hated my American guts and ignoring that fact because I did not care.
When two got off the third one actually made eye contact and was nice to me. As it bloody well should have been from the start since they were not speaking German thanks to us.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 30, 2026 11:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:05 PM (QPjUO)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2026 11:00 PM (Gei+t)
Two of the four of us had ADHD, so on cold days, they had to burn off that energy somehow.
Monopoly line that makes me giggle to this day: "I've just channeled the ghost of great-grandpa and he said 'SELLLLLL THE HOTELLLLLS!'"
Posted by: pookysgirl will murder you in Skip-Bo at March 30, 2026 11:05 PM (Wt5PA)
No desire to go there or, now, Spain. Ninnyhammers.
I would like to see Poland and, depending on my future, Italy. Otherwise am done. Pity about the UK as I have seen all of it and my Celtic roots are deep.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 11:06 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
It is important the children travel to see the world they are to denigrate. It used to be called the "grand sneer"
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 11:06 PM (rbvCR)
I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
Should I assume they meant that the bullet was not the same caliber? Affirmatively not the same caliber, or inconclusive.
If that were the case then they could have been more clear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)
_-_
Yeah, I hate it when he comments on something I own...'course, he comes from the industry that takes the news headlines of the day, pairs them up with individual or sector stock or commodity performance, attributes one to the other and calls it a day.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:07 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 30, 2026 11:07 PM (2Ez/1)
Sure caused an awful lot of speculation confusion a d misdirection over the decades.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:08 PM (QPjUO)
Artemis II planned launch time is Apr. 1, 6:24 PM EDT. The countdown clock started sometime this afternoon.
I'm betting on a scrub as well first time, but I think they will launch this week. They've got 6 days this cycle, Apr 1 - 6, each window about 2 hours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 11:10 PM (w0ruu)
The lunar gateway thing was just stupid. Isaacman had the sense to kill it. I'm sure he (and Trump admin in general) wanted to kill the boondoggle that is the SLS, but it's fears of the Chicoms getting back before we do that made stick with the SLS for now. If we cancelled it, that would put us behind, and the Chicoms might seize the opportunity.
SLS is basically sunk cost fallacy at this point.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: I gotta ask
1) Me, if the woman is Margaret Thatcher. Or one of the feistier 'Ettes.
B) Some real nitwit, if it's what's going on in Spain.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)
_-_
Clarity is not their thing. Neither the fed.gov nor the MSM.fakenews.
I think that is why leftist politicians have this quirk of always saying, "...and I've been very clear on this..." as though they are talking to disobedient children.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:13 PM (UajcV)
Not just first, but still the ONLY. (unless some Soviet crash landed there, and they covered it up ... back in cold war dayz.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2026 11:13 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:15 PM (QPjUO)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2026 10:53 PM (3ek7K)
I put in potatoes and green onions last week, and this week if I can make sure the fence is keeping out the neighbors' chickens, I will plant peas.
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: I gotta ask
1) Me, if the woman is Margaret Thatcher. Or one of the feistier 'Ettes.
B) Some real nitwit, if it's what's going on in Spain.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)
My problem wouldn't be declaring war when necessary, my problem would be getting exactly the right kind of underling that knows when to bring me things.
Posted by: pookysgirl will murder you if you're a terry at March 30, 2026 11:16 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 11:17 PM (gKWVE)
_-_
We have hardware cloth under the whole garden, and an enclosure of hardware cloth around and above the whole thing...otherwise the moles, voles, deer, rabbits, etc. come and take it. All of it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:18 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: pookysgirl
These are henchmen! I need minions!!!
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:15 PM (QPjUO)
His head would have popped off his body.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (snZF9)
Charlie Kirk was killed by a time travelling Erika Kirk from the future.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
Fascinating in more than one way. Reportedly, members of Congress are required to obtain healthcare coverage through the DC Health Link small business exchange.
Obamacare doesn't work? Are they limited to the D.C. Heath Link and/or can they obtain healthcare through the state that they allegedly represent?
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (yTvNw)
CO Avalanche buried the Calgary Flames 9-2
I only watched the 1st period, where CO scored 5 goals
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 11:20 PM (ZxPkt)
we carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
so we tell tall tales
and sing a whaling tune.
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks Muldoon would be proud at March 30, 2026 11:20 PM (Wt5PA)
They had a big rocket go ‘splodey and killed a bunch of scientists and technicians, over 100. Horrible. Details were covered up for decades.
Apparently a routine re-set of a launch clock timer somehow caused the second stage to ignite, directing flames into the first stage. Roasted a bunch of people outright, many got mired in an asphalt roadway that had melted.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:20 PM (QPjUO)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (48JDT)
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The interwebs tell me that five NATO countries "host" nukes as part of nuclear sharing agreements: Belgium, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, and Turkey(!)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 11:22 PM (Rl5v5)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 30, 2026 11:23 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:25 PM (QPjUO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (snZF9)
It depends on a lot of things, including the bullet, the charge, the age of the ammo, the condition of the rifle chamber and barrel, and how it was modified from 8mm Mauser to 30-06.
I hit a blacktail deer with a glaser type hunting round from a .303 Enfield at 50 feet and it did not penetrate . A friend hit a buck with a .30 carbine full jacket round and it zipped through and hit the doe behind it too.
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 11:25 PM (rbvCR)
Some (DEI?) woman is in charge I think. All is Well.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2026 11:25 PM (vbXSk)
_-_
Wait a minute...we're from the future, now....so what is the most accurate version of events we can conjure here? Pretty sure CO is batshit crazy, but she might get parts of it right. Don't know, stopped listening to her at all after the crazy was abundantly in evidence. Lots of weirdness circling around there....can't stop the signal, but you can certainly turn up the noise...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:27 PM (UajcV)
I only watched the 1st period, where CO scored 5 goals
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 11:20 PM (ZxPkt)
Dang!
Too bad the NHL is so dumb about airing games. I ain't got cable (or satellite) and I ain't gonna.
But I am a big fan of the Avalanche. As is my son.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 11:28 PM (0aYVJ)
_-_
Honest, Mr Game Warden, sir....I mean ma'am. That's just how it happened.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:29 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2026 11:32 PM (yTvNw)
We're whalers on the Moon,
we carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
so we tell tall tales
and sing a whaling tune.
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks Muldoon would be proud
From back in the time when "Futurerama" was entertaining. Then they did a reboot and suddenly it was not.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 11:34 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 11:35 PM (ZPDpH)
"I don't understand." Say it again, KBJ.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 11:36 PM (Rl5v5)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:38 PM (UajcV)
Damn you ace! You knew I could not not look at the Giant Boob story.
Posted by: Tom Servo
It stands to reason that Britain's NHS will not perform breast reduction surgery on that young woman because her BMI exceeds the Service's limits for such surgery. "Free" healrh care ain't so free, it seems.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 11:38 PM (xG4kz)
Time to close the base and move everything we put there out.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 30, 2026 11:39 PM (C0Nlv)
Israel built the time machine to get Mossad agent Erika from the future back in time to kill Charlie, of course. You can supply the plot details. Maybe Charlie became president and severed US ties with Israel, so they had to go back in time to prevent that....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb)
I suspect that Artemis 2 will count down to 1 minute, and the launch computers will fail, filling the screen with "April Fools!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Just kidding!
https://youtu.be/LJBZmuv7FtQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)
@Polymarket
2h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.
Mar 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)“
Jim Cramer climaxes every time someone at Polymarket talks about him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 11:41 PM (ZPDpH)
"Neither the bases are authorized, nor, of course, is the use of Spanish airspace authorized for any actions related to the war in Iran,” Spain's Defense Minister Margarita Robles
Enjoy the Mooslim Reconquista, Sugar Britches.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 11:42 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: I gotta ask
--
Keep her away from the scissors.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:44 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:46 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:36 PM (sAmhv)
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Me too. Had one briefly years back, this time for good. Screw Windows 11
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 11:46 PM (Rl5v5)
IIRC the story, the engineers were running behind so the appartchek running the program planned a party on the launch pad as they were supposed to finish.
This led to the engineers and techs working round the clock and someone left a valve open letting a toxic/flammable chemical to seep out
It caught fire and then exploded killing a good deal of the USSR's best scientists, engineers, and technicians all in one go...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:46 PM (sKqQm)
_-_
These days the one thing there is the most noise about is the one thing you can mostly rule out.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:47 PM (UajcV)
I find it unhorrible.
Posted by: Kill a Commie for Christ at March 30, 2026 11:47 PM (iZy2L)
"I don't understand." Say it again, KBJ.
Posted by: JM in Illinois
I am reminded of the line in "Margin Call"...
"Explain the problem to me as though I was a young child, or a Golden Retriever. It wasn't brains that got me into this position, I can assure you of that."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 11:48 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst
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It's slick, it does well, especially if you functionally memorize the manual 'cause it ain't windoz.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:48 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:50 PM (sAmhv)
Artemis II is sort of like Apollo 8, but it's not going to go into lunar orbit, just a free-return fly-by. It will go "higher" beyond the Moon than any other Apollo mission and set a record for that, but it won't go into orbit.
Why? Because the stupid SLS and Orion don't have the fuel/delta-v budget to insert into lunar orbit and get out. Orion/SLS is no Apollo/Saturn V.
Ain't that just stupid?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
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I owned an Apple machine back in the 90's... wasn't great then, but everything else was at least a little worse. If it has a command line interface, it just might be more tolerable than renting from Bill Gates.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:52 PM (UajcV)
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A good interface has a good user manual. A great one doesn't need it much.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:54 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2026 11:54 PM (0nHVk)
Never mind.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:55 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:56 PM (cUYXS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:57 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: tankascribe at March 30, 2026 11:57 PM (NtoJk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb)
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/revs up the delorean
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 11:58 PM (1o8D5)
Bassist Danny Thompson died last year, so this leaves Jacqui McShee as the last member of the group.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 30, 2026 11:58 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:58 PM (sAmhv)
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Scared to go off by themselves? Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Not going camping to commune with people.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 12:00 AM (UajcV)
Oh, they're going to use Elon's tankers. Big Time. This is what a boondoggle the SLS/Orion approach is. The lunar lander is going to be a modifed Starship, dubbed Starship HLS. It has to get the Moon and insert itself into orbit on it's own. Multiple refueling and tanker launched into LEO will be required to fuel an HLS version for its trip to the Moon.
Orion carries the crew. The dock in an EPO/CoLA orbit (that stands for Elliptical Polar with Co-plane Line of Apsides -- I roll my eyes at their acronyms).
Crew transfers to HLS to land. HLS then brings them back to Orion. At this point, you scream, if Starship is going to do all that, then why doesn't it just carry the astronauts itself to begin with?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:00 AM (48JDT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 12:01 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Common Tater
That kind of crap makes me nuts. I want to be the worst neighbor ever. Ffs. There’s two dozen people on the boat. Why are you sitting less then three feet away?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0)
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So ... Summer Roberts who lives in Great(?) Britain canNOT qualify for breast reduction surgery because her ONE-HUNDRED TEN pound pair of hoot-i-nannies push her BMI into the morbidly obese range.
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P.S. They are NOT inflatoTitties.
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P.P.S. Queen Charles is to blame.
Posted by: Marooned at March 31, 2026 12:01 AM (kt8QE)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 12:02 AM (UajcV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
It always stops at one on the show.
https://youtu.be/P8v49pvkA3I?t=61s
Posted by: mindful webworker - Questarian at March 31, 2026 12:03 AM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 12:03 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley.
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I think that will happen. Musk is letting is play out.
(die a natural death ie. Trump will kill it.)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:03 AM (48JDT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 12:05 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:05 AM (48JDT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 12:07 AM (A5RD0)
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Looks like they use Zsh by default, but you can switch to a (slightly out-of-date) bash shell pretty easily. So, yeah, unix commands.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 12:08 AM (UajcV)
185 They had a big rocket go ‘splodey and killed a bunch of scientists and technicians, over 100. Horrible. Details were covered up for decades
I find it unhorrible.
Posted by: Kill a Commie for Christ at March 30, 2026 11:47 PM (iZy2L)
The communist countries never saw the need to follow safety protocols - for example, onboard destruct systems if a rocket goes out of control. I remember seeing a cell phone video sent out of China after a failed rocket launch from the countries interior. (Don’t know if it was a satellite or military or whatever) Big rocket goes up, looks good, then it loses control and pitches down and there’s no self destruct - it flies at full power straight down into a populated area where all that rocket fuel made a real Big Bada Boom.
The Chinese never reported it. When asked they said there was no crash because there was no launch. What about the video? There was no video, and if we find person who took video that does not exist, he get long stay in re-education camp.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 12:09 AM (ZPDpH)
Trump should do something about that. And get rid of that additive that must be used. (Regulators)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:09 AM (48JDT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVqynlmP5sg
Posted by: Beverly at March 31, 2026 12:14 AM (reMys)
Posted by: Marooned
Also from the article, about her OnlyFans account:
and last month alone she made £70,000. Alarmingly three of her former teachers have subscribed to her account.
If you're making $92,000 a month, you can afford to travel to a sane country, like the USA, to get a breast reduction.
Or you can continue to make $92,000 a month using your life-threatening calcium cannons.
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 12:15 AM (VHUov)
6h
BREAKING: The UAE is pushing hard for Trump to order a US ground invasion of Iran, a Gulf diplomat tells AP, with Kuwait and Bahrain also supporting such an operation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:16 AM (48JDT)
BREAKING: The UAE is pushing hard for Trump to order a US ground invasion of Iran, a Gulf diplomat tells AP, with Kuwait and Bahrain also supporting such an operation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Supporting with what? Good wishes and a hearty handshake?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 12:19 AM (Cqx++)
6h
BREAKING: The UAE is pushing hard for Trump to order a US ground invasion of Iran, a Gulf diplomat tells AP, with Kuwait and Bahrain also supporting such an operation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:16 AM (48JDT)
Got it. Divert the arms going to Ukraine, and those three countries can invade.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 31, 2026 12:19 AM (S/Y4j)
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Or how 'bout, "Alarmingly, she has an OnlyFans account."
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 12:21 AM (UajcV)
As Wimpy famously said, "Let's you and him fight!"
Think I'll clock out here. 🕦 Keep commenting folks. An ONT with fewer than 400 comments is a failure, you know.
Incense and percussion
https://youtu.be/mIZ1YcxHcuw
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - who knew? at March 31, 2026 12:23 AM (jrd4M)
I am back in the Demented Dominion, Victoria, BC, to be precise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 12:26 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 12:27 AM (Rl5v5)
AOP,
Thank you for letting us know where you are.
You are loved here and that's why I am nosy about where you are!!
Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 12:28 AM (3ek7K)
Trump should do something about that. And get rid of that additive that must be used. (Regulators)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:09 AM (48JDT)
That is up to Lee Zeldin and Sean Duffy, and they seem to be working their way through that all.
The fines for CAFE were zeroed out in the OBBB, mooting the regulations, but I think there is a need to get rid of them all
Three days ago EPA put out "Trump Administration Announces Latest Action to Address Diesel Exhaust Fluid (DEF) System Complaints, Saves American Farmers and Truckers Over $13 Billion Annually"
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 31, 2026 12:34 AM (rbvCR)
If that were the case then they could have been more clear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)
Seems to me they could do mass spectrometry analysis of the lead alloy and copper alloy of the bullet jacket from the fatal bullet and of an unfired one from the rifle's magazine. Should be the same. Not necessarily dispositive if they are the same, but if they differed beyond the range of experimental error, it could be reason to do more examinations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 12:42 AM (2JFBE)
And how do they show that they've integrated into German society? (...) They should also have to eat sauerkraut.
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The resulting flatulance will create massive firestorms when ignited...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at March 31, 2026 12:43 AM (IdeXD)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:02 AM (UajcV)
MacOS is the older GUI. To the extent that Windows looks at all, or acts at all, like MacOS, it’s because Bill Gates wanted it to be more like a Mac.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
Supporting with what? Good wishes and a hearty handshake?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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"Best luck to your 19-year-olds. If they do well, we'll be able to buy our 19-year-olds new cars and condos.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 01:08 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
And this Linux Mint gui looks a lot like Windows, but doesn't try nearly so hard to piss you off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 01:09 AM (2JFBE)
_-_
Great way to put it. It feels like that is a Microsoft goal sometimes.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:10 AM (UajcV)
I hit a blacktail deer with a glaser type hunting round from a .303 Enfield at 50 feet and it did not penetrate . A friend hit a buck with a .30 carbine full jacket round and it zipped through and hit the doe behind it too.
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 11:25 PM (rbvCR)
I go back to the day a friend mag dumped an AR15 into a large car battery. I think a 27 series, and all it did was poke holes in it and knock one of the caps off. I hit it with an M1 garand with one shot and the battery vanished, like removed from this earth. We found one small chunk of corner and maybe a few small shard of the plates. That was it, gone, scattered to the wind. That was probably 1960's surplus ammo. I could not believe the frigging power that round had. With that kind of energy I would figure a neck shot would pop his head from his body, unless there just wasn't enough area to generate the hydrostatic shock. I still can't believe that battery. Its etched in my mind.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 01:12 AM (snZF9)
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Great way to put it. It feels like that is a Microsoft goal sometimes.
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It's not a goal. Their customers being pissed off (and pissed on) is just not a concern since they achieved "fuck you" levels of market share.
Posted by: clarence at March 31, 2026 01:16 AM (bbCED)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
One of the better memes I've seen in the last couple weeks:
Does Microsoft Understand Consent?
[_] Yes
[X] Ask me again in 3 days
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 01:17 AM (VHUov)
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Great way to put it. It feels like that is a Microsoft goal sometimes.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:10 AM (UajcV)
I think that managers always feel like they need to put their mark on the department, so they have something to point to in their bid for their next position. So, IT managers for an established product are always pissing off customers by messing with their "cognitive capital" of knowing how things work. It's a real cost, and I think that for very large projects like Windows, it could be worth it to bring in a cross-functional manager near the end whose bragline would be something like "saved us from pissing us all our valued customers, by cutting 1213 wholly unnecessary changes from the new version."
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 01:21 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: I still can't think of anytung at March 31, 2026 01:21 AM (IMe9Z)
Posted by: I still can't think of anytung at March 31, 2026 01:30 AM (IMe9Z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 01:36 AM (snZF9)
So, I am off to the rack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 01:37 AM (2JFBE)
Artemis II is sort of like Apollo 8, but it's not going to go into lunar orbit, just a free-return fly-by. It will go "higher" beyond the Moon than any other Apollo mission and set a record for that, but it won't go into orbit.
Why? Because the stupid SLS and Orion don't have the fuel/delta-v budget to insert into lunar orbit and get out. Orion/SLS is no Apollo/Saturn V.
Ain't that just stupid?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
Back in the early 80's, I had a great talk with my Grandpa... he had literally been born in horse and buggy days, and grew up on a Farm in Nebraska plowing behind Horses... yet lived to see Men walk on the Moon.
Strange that HE saw Men on the Moon, but my 35 year old Son? has not.
We lost some Mojo somewhere.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 01:41 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 01:36 AM (snZF9)
The original Chevy Colorado was a weird beast that look like a Tahoe, with the rear roof cut off, and an end gate fitted to the back of the cab. Just like the Honda Fridgeline (so named, because it is an appliance). But I thought the Colorado name was now used on a "mid-size" pickup; a little bigger than the old S10, but smaller than a base Silverado?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 01:42 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Reforger at March 31, 2026 01:50 AM (7WnOb)
Posted by: Reforger at March 31, 2026 01:54 AM (7WnOb)
Posted by: raimondo at March 31, 2026 02:16 AM (+Fr7y)
Posted by: raimondo at March 31, 2026 02:24 AM (+Fr7y)
Strange that HE saw Men on the Moon, but my 35 year old Son? has not.
We lost some Mojo somewhere.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 01:41 AM (mP0Kj)
The free shit army didn't help.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 02:40 AM (snZF9)
If you win, will you take some lessons in comprehensible written English? Stupid bot.
Posted by: Not a communist at March 31, 2026 03:01 AM (lQ+/f)
We lost some Mojo somewhere.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 01:41 AM (mP0Kj)
Is it truly all that strange?
It was an amazing achievement. It was incredibly expensive. It served very little practical purpose.
The current moon base plans don't make any sense either. We're nowhere near the capability of setting up any kind of useful resource extraction, it's just another gimmick project that is destined to be canceled.
Posted by: Sjg at March 31, 2026 03:01 AM (aqZN1)
The current moon base plans don't make any sense either. We're nowhere near the capability of setting up any kind of useful resource extraction, it's just another gimmick project that is destined to be canceled.
Posted by: Sjg
What movie was it starring Tom Cruise in which aliens had come to Earth to strip mine it and the Moon for resources? Every time the Moon was shown in the sky, it resembled a Death Star from Star Wars being put together when in fact it was the Moon being taken apart by the unfriendly
visitors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 03:10 AM (xG4kz)
If you win, will you take some lessons in comprehensible written English? Stupid bot.
Posted by: Not a communist at March 31, 2026 03:01 AM (lQ+/f)
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Don't feed the troll!
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Greetings hordlings, from your man in Singapore. How goes all? I am thinking that the Artemis Program, although a bit of a boondoggle, is necessary for us to keep up some semblance of space program (and I also don't want to hear the nonsense that will ensue if China somehow manages to send a manned mission there before we do (again). We waste enough money on useless shit, fraud and graft, I think we can find some space (pardon the pun) in the gigantic deficit spend for this.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 31, 2026 03:25 AM (/aZwr)
. . .
Come to think of it, I would pay good coin to see him beat her up physically as well, perhaps even more $ than a debate beatdown; which would be, to quote the kids today, "savage."
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 31, 2026 03:28 AM (/aZwr)
Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims"
Posted by: illiniwek
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They have a pretty much intact bullet where the marks on it doesn't match the rifleing(what they are impkying) ?
OR
They have a mashed up.hunk of copper and lead that they can barely identify as a bullet?
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 03:40 AM (rJ+qD)
Posted by: raimondo
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This is not a response to the idiot raimondo (don't feed the trolls), but a comment on a General.Strike.
I go out on 5/1 and run.into business that is closed or running slowly because workers didn't show up? I tell the owner that if he doesn't fire the jackasses, I'll never do business with them again.
I'll look for picket lines to walk through. I'll take pictures and post them as anti-American Commie agitators.
But, I live out in the boonies outside a small.AZ town. I won't see any of that big city nonsense.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 03:51 AM (rJ+qD)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:01 AM (O7YUW)
Spring Cafe
From !@xnaturedaily
K-9 dog having fun during a break.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/FY5A12VsdA
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 30, 2026
Imagine walking up a random staircase in France and realizing you’re stepping through what looks like a massive, ornate iron gate.
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 29, 2026
An optical illusion by visual artist Gonzalo Borondopic.twitter.com/zHQKYRqpOG
7 Stars in Kyushupic.twitter.com/zZZ4lLIgQ8
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Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (u82oZ)
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Dust in the wind. All you are is dust in the wind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (ndZc7)
Finally home again. That was a long 2,000 mile round trip.
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Cqx++)
Show some pride, man. Leave the unnatural hair colors and nose rings alone. Or to soy boys.
Although I once went into a bar advertising 300 pounds of dancing flesh. Alas. One woman.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (u82oZ)
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Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
If one want to order some heavy water, where could one do so? Could one find it on Amazon?
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)
Give it a shot Ali. If Amazon can't fill your order, the nice men in suits and sunglasses who come knocking will help you.
Posted by: Diogenes
Only heavy water Amazon has is some kind of "thick" water. Has the consistency of honey.
Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Kksvc)
Millions of Buc-ees fans appreciate Beavers. Even if they aren't into beaver.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (syAfa)
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Dust in the wind. All you are is dust in the wind.
What is the sound of one tail slapping?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM
What was your CPA?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (pvf3X)
American people (most) are wise!
"Harvard Harris Poll: Key Takeaways on Iran & the War:
•76% say the U.S. is currently winning the war against Iran
•64% say Iran violated its nuclear deal
•62% view Iran as a direct U.S. national security threat
•67% say Iran is a leading source of instability, terrorism, and war
•68% believe the Iranian people do not support the regime
•73% support Israel over Hamas.."
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (GD0B3)
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Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (CLHTv)
I'll bet the flesh kept dancing for a while even after she sat down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (guGkK)
First wildfire of the season yesterday here in SW Wyoming.
A rancher''s tractor threw out sparks and 400 acres burned.
It's going to be a bad summer.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (RIvkX)
51% support U.S. Israel strikes on Iran, 54% say the campaign is justified
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)
Free and clear on her starboard beam. No closer than 4 twiggy models end to end.
Doing what I can to avoid the metric system.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM (GD0B3)
Where was a cluster bomb when we needed one?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)
I have a few questions for the 3 percent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM (guGkK)
"Tolkien Reading Day" is officially over (for me).
Finished Return of the King this morning. Still hits me hard at the end. Great stuff.
Now back to Repairman Jack, where his sister Kate is slowly being integrated into a viral hivemind associated with the Otherness that hates humanity...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU)
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Heh. Pretty sure it's a virus. Last one in the family to get it. Now they get to wait on me ..
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (UajcV)
Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Kksvc)
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Some people with swallowing disorders can't drink thin liquids safely so they use "thickener."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Kksvc)
The Platte river. Too thick to drink, too thin to plow.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (0aYVJ)
A rancher''s tractor threw out sparks and 400 acres burned.
It's going to be a bad summer.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (3ek7K)
That is scary stuff, fourseasons. People don't understand that a tractor hitting a rock, or a welder working on fence, or even some guy with a chain dragging from his pickup can start wildfires. I don't even mention the douchebag what throws his cigarette butt out the window.
God Bless you. Stay safe.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (syAfa)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
🥃
You demonstrate the proper way to keep internal parasites away. Divorces keep external parasites away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at March 30, 2026 07:46 PM (TbWk/)
Heavy water fun facts. Freezing point is 38.9F and boiling point is 214.6F. It's about 10% denser than normal water. Heavy water ice would sink in regular water.
These large difference in these basic properties are due to the 2x mass difference between D and H. You can also play around with oxygen isotopes, say O-18 or -17 instead of O-16. This doesn't make much difference, because the relative mass difference isn't that much.
This is the toxicity mechanism. All the biochemical reactions that power us are in water as a solvent. That big difference in properties due to the large relative messes up those reactions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 07:46 PM (w6EFb)
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Ha! Haven't heard that expression since my dad passed. He was a king of the one-liners.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:46 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)
Doing what I can to avoid the metric system.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM
If by 'end to end' you mean 'butt to butt', given they're twiggies, that's a pretty close aboard approach. An unrep, eh?
Well, whatever floats your boat. ;-D
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (0aYVJ)
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Heh. Sounds like a perfect description of the River Ankh in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:47 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: fourseasons
We are already at an elevated risk for wildfires so an outdoor burning ban is in effect. Earliest in the year that folks around here can remember.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2026 07:48 PM (cYBz/)
*BONGGGGGG*
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I'm glad the children were here to hear that authentic frontier gibberish.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:48 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Yaks at March 30, 2026 07:50 PM (vFG9F)
Let's rebuild and get the band together. Let Iran waste money.
--Norwegian Special Forces--
"We know just where to sink the railcar."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:50 PM (u82oZ)
Only seen Belugas from the surface but I bet it would be fun to dive with them. Friendly, playful and smart.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
Until some train owner comes along and gives their own train 8 stars.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)
Mary, thanks.
We're packing go bags tomorrow.
Documents, dog paraphernalia, water and nonperishable food.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)
"We know just where to sink the railcar."
_-_
The music had a back beat, tricky and hard to follow
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:53 PM (UajcV)
My metacentric hight is too high. That leads to an inverted kayak. The Kaw River still laughs at my attempt to kayak down it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Accomack at March 30, 2026 07:55 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:55 PM (u82oZ)
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You know, like dropping a match in your gas tank to see if you're out of gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
He misplaced his phone in his butt?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog"
Those cataryaks are tricky.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Yaks at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (u82oZ)
Until the CAHSR (California High-Speed Railway) gets underway, yes.
Posted by: California High-Speed Rail Authority at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
Tonypete,
We have strict water rationing in force.
No gardens, landscaping etc.
Our neighbor who is a PITA is all about his flowers and yard.
He'll be sneaking out at night. He doesn't know I'm up most of the night, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (3ek7K)
We're packing go bags tomorrow.
Documents, dog paraphernalia, water and nonperishable food.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (3ek7K)
We have had wildfires close to home. I took off one day with our cats. The smoke was so close. It is terrifying. I'm glad you have a plan.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 07:57 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Tonypete
Plant skunk cabbage. Deer won't touch it. Bears might.
Posted by: skunk Cabbage Growers alliance at March 30, 2026 07:57 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: the waco kid at March 30, 2026 07:57 PM (gKWVE)
_-_
There's a song about that sort of thing:
https://tinyurl.com/4b89vjmb
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:58 PM (UajcV)
Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher"
I wonder what his ringtone is.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 07:59 PM (vFG9F)
Until some train owner comes along and gives their own train 8 stars.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)
*mulls this over*
Posted by: Sir Topham Hatt at March 30, 2026 07:59 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:00 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)
My water is protected by a healthy shot of Balvenie.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)
I used to make water potable by adding it to bourbon, but now that I'm not drinking alcohol anymore, I'm constantly flirting with dehydration.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 08:01 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 08:01 PM (2GVsD)
_-_
Told my neighbor that just makes 'em taste better when you harvest them since they been eating flowers. That very nice lady scowled at me.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:01 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU)
Yeah, Democrat family members are a bitch.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (3ek7K)
We have had wildfires close to home. I took off one day with our cats. The smoke was so close. It is terrifying. I'm glad you have a plan.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 07:57 PM (syAfa)
A few years ago, when we lived in Fort Collins, we had some scary wildfires in the hills to the west. Sky was black and we had ash and cinders landing on our roof, deck and vehicles. Some were still warm. And we live on the east side of the city. Pretty damn scary.
Stay safe.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (0aYVJ)
Does anyone realy know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU)
Yeah, Democrat family members are a bitch.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (Sco7b)
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There are some interesting COVID parallels in this story...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (ESVrU)
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is among the lawmakers being ridiculed for taking a personal trip amid the Department of Homeland Security shutdown, after TMZ published photos of Graham walking around Disney World with a bubble wand toy, dinning at Chef Mickey’s and standing in line for Space Mountain.
The South Carolina senator appeared to be wearing business attire while holding a pink bubble wand toy while walking around the “Tangled” area of Magic Kingdom Friday, the tabloid news outlet reported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 08:04 PM (3ek7K)
https://www.convertunits.com/from/cubit/to/smoot
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 08:05 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (YwEeS)
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Guy from western slope if I recall correctly. Very popular back in the CB radio days.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (xoq3t)
That's the best they can come up with? You know there is much much more juicer stuff than that out there.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)
Something by Sir Mix-a-lot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 08:01 PM
Here's one for the Morons:
https://tinyurl.com/eck82z99
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 08:07 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM
What am I, chopped gagh?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 30, 2026 08:07 PM (AGSC8)
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is among the lawmakers being ridiculed for taking a personal trip amid the Department of Homeland Security shutdown, after TMZ published photos of Graham walking around Disney World with a bubble wand toy, dinning at Chef Mickey’s and standing in line for Space Mountain.
The South Carolina senator appeared to be wearing business attire while holding a pink bubble wand toy while walking around the “Tangled” area of Magic Kingdom Friday, the tabloid news outlet reported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (Cqx++)
Confusion abounds. Gay Days at Disney World isn't for another couple of months.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 08:08 PM (y9nCu)
The Chicago Bulls NBA team announced on Monday that it has waived guard Jaden Ivey "due to conduct detrimental to the team." This comes after Ivey posted a series of videos to social media in which he called the league’s celebration of Pride Month "unrighteous," and said "I’m born again," and "I’ve been saved by Jesus Christ."
"They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.' They proclaim it. They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:09 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)
Near the end of summer they just park in front of the mouth of Bird Creek and let the salmon swim into their mouths. They are fun to watch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:11 PM (DwqWV)
https://tinyurl.com/5c6wwm6w
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:11 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Desinex at March 30, 2026 08:13 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yeah.
And ICE should have a permanent command at the Philly International Airport.
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 08:13 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)
Doof would insist you use Bourbon ...
But you and I know better
{{{ben had}}}
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 08:13 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:15 PM (Cqx++)
none
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Oh, you're no fun anymore.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:15 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 08:16 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:17 PM (vFG9F)
none
————————
When Did we get all these rules?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM (u73oe)
"They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.' They proclaim it. They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:09 PM
500 quatloos that he'll be blacklisted by the NBA.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Duke Lowell"
It started with the Saturday Morning thread.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:19 PM (vFG9F)
>>@washingtonpost
·
1h
>>Breaking news: Attorneys for Rep. Eric Swalwell demanded in a letter to FBI Director Kash Patel that the bureau refrain from releasing decade-old investigative files involving the congressman’s purported ties to a suspected Chinese intelligence operative.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM
Have you never been on the Saturday Morning Coffee and Prayer Revival Thread, or the Book Thread? Or the Art Thread?
Heck, even the Gun Thread has rules.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
I was unaware that the NBA was a hive of faggotry.
I wonder if their rabid black fans know about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:21 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 08:21 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:21 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)
Demand all you want, Skippy, those files do not belong to you.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:22 PM (DwqWV)
I wonder if their rabid black fans know about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:21 PM
They may be more concerned about their daughter league.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)
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As long as his rent boys are over 18, they've got nothing. They can't call him a queen because their base will tear them to shreds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:24 PM (UajcV)
It's still March, still Michigan and I dare not hope we won't get just a little snow before things really warm up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)
My advice to Rep. Eric Swalwell is to fall on his sword. He is a traitor, and rules have changed.
OBTW, all information he gave to China was disinformation. That's why he does not have a new handler.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)
I can't imagine the NBA gives one big fat rat's ass about a bunch of black lesbian ballers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:26 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:26 PM (Fbc0I)
OBTW, all information he gave to China was disinformation. That's why he does not have a new handler.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
But, but, but, I'm really really important! And smart. I'm smart, too.
Posted by: Sir TVFarter at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:25 PM
Call us. We can help.
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (d+FtT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (ESVrU)
I'm watching a Chinese zombie movie "The Sadness" with COVID parallels too. Then things get real.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)
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I know a lot of people think Trump & co. badly botched the Epstein files, but I think they knew what they were doing. They teased them out, and went from being all for it to totally against it, *knowing* the Dems would reflexively demand their release.
So it got dumped, and the damage fell entirely on the left, and now - very important here - a precedent has been set. Even if no charges were brought, the FBI can, as a public service - dump a bunch of adverse info about you.
Yes, it's bad, but this is where we are. Sometimes people need to understand that turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)
She couldn't care less if girls on what are supposed to be GIRLS sports are pummeled and have head injuries and have awards taken away from them.
Cuz Marie Harf is a feminist or whatever. She isn't under any threat from some mentally ill man pretending to be a woman.
I hate how the left conflates things -- coed sports does not equal men allowed to dress as women and play against women
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (nz1sK)
War loving, Gay Icon and Republican Senator Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Hey, dude now has the magic wand. Let's just see how that changes the situation before we judge.
Posted by: Sir TVFarter at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (DwqWV)
Always liked the smell of rain in the Texas panhandle...not much rain, but springtime rains make the air smell sweet, as the song goes.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (d+FtT)
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Do big penguins go down like bowling pins, or just explode? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:29 PM (ZOv7s)
And I demand that Sophie Marceau get nekkid in my living room.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 08:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Narrator: He is, in fact, not smart at all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 08:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:32 PM (u82oZ)
She couldn't care less if girls on what are supposed to be GIRLS sports are pummeled and have head injuries and have awards taken away from them.
Cuz Marie Harf is a feminist or whatever. She isn't under any threat from some mentally ill man pretending to be a woman.
I hate how the left conflates things -- coed sports does not equal men allowed to dress as women and play against women
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (nz1sK)
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She hates "jock girls." She identifies as a nerd, hence the glasses. She is not a nerd. She is too stupid to be a nerd. In the 80s she would make fun of nerds along with the rest of the theater kids, but no one would care what she said. Somehow theater kids got status, which was a disaster. Now the jocks are reasserting authority and using weaponized nerd planning to destroy their enemies.
The joint goal of this unprecedented alliance? Make girls f*ckable again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"
A description of penguin egg gathering:
"Fancy what work, to stand amid hundreds of the birds, all screaming round you, so as almost to deafen you, tumbling them here and there, and picking up their eggs as fast as you can gather them! It is really amusing sport. I must remind you the kicking them over with our soft moccasins does not hurt them in the least, and the next day they will have just as many eggs."
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:35 PM (+nEug)
Dem AWFLS and Karens are being removed from the gene pool by their own decisions.
More babies, please, you conservative thought leaders. Field trip to the PI?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:36 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 08:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:37 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
Sounds like a good job, with a 45 minute commute.
Had a call today for a job that sounded promising until they got to the part about 12 hour days. 6pm-6am
65.00/hr
Hard pass.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:38 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)
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What's the best way to prepare them? Poached? Scrambled? Fried?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:38 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
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Who came up with it? That retard James Lindsay?
It's demonic. It is evil. Marxism is class-based. Homosexuality and gender bending is decadent and depraved according to Marx.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 08:30 PM
Are you of English or French descent?
Posted by: Nicolette, Princess Isabelle's attendant at March 30, 2026 08:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 08:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Sorry to rain on the parade but he's very anti-Catholic apparently. Called it a false religion.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:40 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 08:08 PM (y9nCu)
Understandably you may not be aware of the unpublished Disney gay days.
They abound.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 30, 2026 08:42 PM (DLDXz)
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The U.S. Army has opened a formal investigation into the activities of two AH-64 Apache attack helicopters that conducted low-altitude maneuvers near the suburban Nashville home of musician Kid Rock on Saturday, the same day anti-Trump "No Kings" protests took place across the country, according to multiple media outlets.
https://t.ly/saxzs
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:42 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:38 PM
If you hard-boil them, the 'white' part is translucent. Chicken eggs contain ovalbumin, while penguin eggs contain penalbumin.
The taste of penguin eggs is often described as fishy and unappealing without seasoning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Don in SoCo, the Guy Who Laughs Last at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (UajcV)
Maybe I'll take a break.
Have a great night, everyone.
Make sure those close to you are searched carefully for weapons and clothing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
I'm in Bozeman, and in the middle of an unpredicted snowstorm. Now they're saying four more days of snow. Hopefully it will be true for you, too.
But if you have to flee, I have plenty of room and a freezer full of food. You're welcome.
Posted by: Wenda at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (yU1fv)
NaCly, Swalwell would have to have some sort of ethical code, or sense of honor, or even plain old shame would work.
But he doesn't have any of those things.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)
Of course, that was 20 sum years ago
The time off was great, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (O0YTm)
One expression of Faith, and he is out? Sad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
No the problem for me is the NBA had a problem only when he went against the Homos. They didn't have a problem with his rants against the Catholics earlier.
I'm not Catholic if that makes a difference.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:44 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Don in SoCo, the Guy Who Laughs Last at March 30, 2026 08:45 PM (UajcV)
Full moon, light clouds playing about in front of it, small breeze, 70 degrees, sitting on the back porch with a pint of neighbors home brew.
But hail and severe winds are four hours away, so I'm told.
Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2026 08:47 PM (Y8DZL)
He didn't.
But as long as they don't prove it, and don't disprove it, they'll still keep it in the air. Like the "dancing Israelis" on 9/11, or WTC7. Like the USS Liberty.
The point - for the Candace Owens / Ron Unz crew - never was to exonerate Trump; it was to Keep Asking Questions. The uncertainty feeds their audience. They'll never be satisfied.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 08:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
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Those closest to me are well-attired with thick fur coats and are well-equipped with a hidden arsenal of blades...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:50 PM (ESVrU)
Time to retire to spend time with family in a foreign country with no extradition treaty with the US.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)
This is 4th or 5th winter now, I've lost count.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 08:51 PM (Q+gd/)
But he doesn't have any of those things.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)
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The modern left has valorized cowardice. At the same time, they push assisted suicide. How do we square this circle?
It's actually quite simple. The key is selfishness. No matter what you do or who you hurt, you have no remorse or regret. You are all that matters.
This is why assisted suicide is okay. If you are in a bad way, don't think of those you leave behind, the anguish you will cause, the heartbreak that will last a lifetime, because you are all that matters.
This is not Marxism. It is not collectivist. It is pure evil.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:44 PM (V4IXI)
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Should the left regain power, it won't.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:37 PM (V4IXI)
Really nice classical guitars, and.....hmm..yeah, really nice classical guitars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 08:54 PM (snZF9)
And all it did was caught up innocent people who were named for whatever reason in those files.
Exactly what Trump said would happen. And IMO the files did exonerate Trump as they confirmed the info we already knew.
Epstein didn't like Trump. Trump kicked him out of Mar Largo, Trump offered to testify against Epstein, etc.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:54 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
The ladies are insane there, and they know how to use it.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (Q+gd/)
This is 4th or 5th winter now, I've lost count.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 08:51 PM (Q+gd/)
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I was reliably informed by SCIENCE (that we all, like Ace, love sexually) that snowfalls were a thing of past.
That was before it was decreed that any kind of deviation from a global mean temperature of "average" was the result of CLIMATE CHANGE because extreme weather events were unknown prior to [checks notes] 1989.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Can you play a 12 string?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (V4IXI)
Trump says the roughly $400M project is already ahead of schedule and under budget, replacing the old East Wing demolished in October
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (O7XEN)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:57 PM (+nEug)
Can you play a 12 string?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (V4IXI)
Yeah, I have 2 of them, but its extremely rare for me to play them. Its never anything I really need to do.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 08:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:37 PM (V4IXI)
Spain has always been at odds with NATO, during Franco they were excluded, after Franco everyone was suspicious, and only in the last 30 years did they get involved. Even then they were at times certain they were getting suckered into something.
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:01 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius at March 30, 2026 09:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:02 PM (GD0B3)
/Lightbulb goes off above head...
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius at March 30, 2026 09:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Haha!
I kept seeing John Wick rolling, rolling, rolling down endless stairs.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 30, 2026 09:03 PM (zYpTz)
Trump says the roughly $400M project is already ahead of schedule and under budget, replacing the old East Wing demolished in October
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (O7XEN)
/slams down Gavel
Has to be illegal! A Government project AHEAD OF SCHEDULE????
Posted by: Judge Leftowitz at March 30, 2026 09:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:04 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 08:59 PM (snZF9)
I assumed you could.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 09:05 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:01 PM (QGaXH)
55 minutes or so, dear sir.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:05 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:06 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Not yet, but... shhhh... I've got keys to the liquor cabinet and cooler. Want a beer?
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 09:06 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:02 PM
Did we talk about the ham?
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:08 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:08 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:08 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
The ladies are insane there, and they know how to use it.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (Q+gd/)
Back in 81, last time I was there? Very pretty womenz.
But then... American Women were not as large back then either... so who knows now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 09:08 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Not yet, but... shhhh... I've got keys to the liquor cabinet and cooler. Want a beer?
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 09:06 PM (rdVOm)
I'm off duty tonight. Can you sneak me a drink too?
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (+nEug)
_-_
Picked-up a bajo sexto a while back. Whole other sound they do with those...still learning. We have a friend we play events for occasionally whose favorite song is "Hey, Baby, Que Paso", so I thought it would be fun to try do use it on that one. We usually just play the bajo-like chords on a standard six-string acoustic and mimic the accordion with a fiddle. Fun!
Posted by: Don in SoCo, the Guy Who Laughs Last at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (f87tJ)
Posted by: Doof
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Uh-oh. I'm busted...
Sure, boss! :sheepish grin:
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 09:11 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2026 09:12 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (+nEug)
*feels humbled*
We have a room reserved in Mexia!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:12 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)
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Point of Order! Spain was excluded from NATO because a bunch of Communist sympathizers hated Franco. Because of that, Spain entered a bi-lateral treaty with the US.
Later on, the pinkos were discredited and Spain was permitted full membership. When France decided to screw us in 1986 and made our F-111s fly around France to hit Khaddafi, Spain was not part of that. This is a new thing.
The current government is horribly unpopular and it is abusing its power to make as many illegals voters as possible.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:12 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:14 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Frank at March 30, 2026 09:14 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 09:15 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (+nEug)
Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Kksvc
For those who've had throat cancer and their epiglottis is shot all to hell. Thickened water is easier to keep out of one's lungs.
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)
To beave, or not to beave. That is the question.
Posted by: Gnawspeare at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)
I meant every word. I hope fourseasons sees it if he needs it.
Posted by: Wenda at March 30, 2026 09:17 PM (yU1fv)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:19 PM (syAfa)
==
IT WAS CLEARLY MARKED! JUST LIKE USS LIBERTY!1!
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:19 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Gnawspeare at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)
Every Saturday night!
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at March 30, 2026 09:20 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:22 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Eddie Haskell at March 30, 2026 09:22 PM (Cqx++)
I'm in Bozeman, and in the middle of an unpredicted snowstorm. Now they're saying four more days of snow. Hopefully it will be true for you, too.
But if you have to flee, I have plenty of room and a freezer full of food. You're welcome.
Posted by: Wenda
>No snow near Helena. I need to travel. Snow in Bozeman sucks.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:22 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I assume it's a race condition. In the "marathon" sense, not the "Malcolm X" sense.
The first post isn't yet in the database to be compared to when the second one is accepted.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 09:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 09:25 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Don in SoCo, the Guy Who Laughs Last at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (f87tJ)
There are 2 ways to tune those things. Those things are crazy. One tuning is exactly like a 12 string acoustic, but an octave down, and the other tuning is different in the last 2 pairs, where a guitar is tuned E-A-D-G-B-E, the sexto is E-A-D-G-C-F. Weird animal that thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 09:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 09:30 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 09:30 PM (48JDT)
The Spanish Left does not like the Americans for the usual Euro reasons
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 09:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)
Michigan ANG A-10Cs landed at RAF Lakenheath about six hours ago.
Naturally all the plane spotters were lined up at the fence to watch them land.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:33 PM (2GVsD)
Michigan ANG A-10Cs landed at RAF Lakenheath about six hours ago.
Naturally all the plane spotters were lined up at the fence to watch them land.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:33 PM (2GVsD)
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If OPSEC is crap, there is a reason for that.
See also: "Telegraphing a punch."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:38 PM (2GVsD)
https://tinyurl.com/2sbh6yy5
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 09:39 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:39 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:38 PM (2GVsD)
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Jotting down tail numbers is an obsession for some folks. I learned early on that we had to separate the benign from the malign.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:01 PM (QGaXH)
55 minutes or so, dear sir.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:05 PM (syAfa)
Thank you BSM. If you and JQ knew me in real life you'd know I was just being me and my weird sense of humor.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:43 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:44 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 09:45 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 09:45 PM (uDDWT)
Yahoo 'News' is......suboptimal.......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (XuXeR)
No, we are not putting boots on the ground. However, it is very useful to make people think we are. Here's why.
1. Iran will have to concentrate its ground forces to effectively resist it. That means pulling troops out of bunkers and putting them on roads where they are sitting ducks. Even midnight convoys won't work. Not now. They will use only the most loyal troops for this, and I'm sure we see the problem for Iran here.
2. It further exposes the grifters. Honest people can honestly disagree, express fear, but the grifters are being exposed. Trump's first term was pretty much defined by betrayals. He wants those people rooted out, not just for him, but forever. The traitors must be found and excised from the body politic. He's done a great job so far, but this is a decisive test that separates those with flawed judgement or apprehension from the bad actors.
How do I know? Because if Trump wanted to invade Iran from the get-go, the signs would have been obvious. Note that he is activating units in reverse order: the door-kickers should have been in position first. Now they arrive as an afterthought. This is pure genius.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Heroq
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To the moon I tell ya, to the moon.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 09:52 PM (48JDT)
Can't disagree with that...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:53 PM (XuXeR)
I am dissapoint...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (XuXeR)
And I expected him to sing Primrose Lane or Cab Drive, Once More Round The block.
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:54 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (syAfa)
We haven't done as much travel as I'd hoped. No particular reason - laziness maybe.
Not sure if I can work up my nerve to attend a MoMe....LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:55 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:56 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:55 PM (QGaXH)
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We know you're holding out for tickets to Varney.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:55 PM (QGaXH)
I am...introverted. If I can show face at a MOMe, so can anyone!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:55 PM (QGaXH)
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We know you're holding out for tickets to Varney.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (RIvkX)
Made me LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Heroq
Gas is still lower around here than when the husk was president and the planet was giving us the ass fucking. We're in the $3.70 area give or take, depending on where you go, and thats with trump ass fucking the planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 09:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (syAfa)
And you did so well too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:00 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Rex B at March 30, 2026 10:02 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:03 PM (XuXeR)
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I didn't understand why they didn't just paint the endzones with "KILL WHITEY!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (QHOVG)
Quick Hits
Libs of TikTokVideo here. Of course: The Biden White House edited reports about the covid "vaccines'" risks of causing strokes to downplay those risks, contrary to the precious science.
@libsoftiktok Democrats are now FUMING that Trump is paying TSA agents and are desperate to stop it, claiming it's "illegal" Play this clip on a loop in every airport in America until the elections
White House officials edited messaging on the finding that there was a higher-than-expected number of strokes following COVID-19 vaccination, according to newly released documents. In January 2023, during the Biden administration, the White House changed wording on post-vaccination ischemic stroke from "moderately elevated" to "slightly elevated," the records show. Officials also made other changes, including removing the words "potential risk."More examples of the political edits to the precious science here. More in these two posts.
Hunter Eagleman™"No Kings," huh?
@Hunter_Eagleman WOW: 🚨CA Democrats under @GavinNewsom
just introduced the "MELT ICE Act" AB 1627. It would PERMANENTLY ban anyone who worked for ICE during President Trump's term from ever becoming a cop or a teacher in the state. This is political revenge dressed up as "protecting trust" at its best!
DRIVE-BY MEDIA: The New York Times hired a new infographic team to criticize everything. The latest example is the new White House ballroom. I like John’s satirical critique of a US carrier. 🤣
— @amuse (@amuse) March 30, 2026
h/t @johnkonrad pic.twitter.com/wdTwkse77A
MUST WATCH: Marie Harf: “Wait, why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”
— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) March 30, 2026
Kayleigh McEnany: “We’re scared of biological men competing against women. Pummeling young women.” ⁰⁰“Do you want a biological man wrestling a woman? Do you want a biological man spiking a ball at a woman?”… pic.twitter.com/SpAaFQarRy
Not only will Iranians die of thirst because of the destruction of the heavy water plant, they will die of hunger from the destruction of yellowcake https://t.co/ZVg585iCyE
— Kamel Amin Thaabet (@K_AminThaabet) March 30, 2026
I was informed by All the Best People (TM) that this would never, ever happen.
Saad Nizamani
@nizamanisaad1 Translated from Urdu I write not with words, but with feelings.
I learn from nature, I reach the hearts. Hyderabad, Pakistan
cc: @AceofSpadesHQ
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) March 30, 2026
first choice - die.
before offering paid medication.
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give pain medication to a suffering woman.
You relieve paid today.
Euthanize her and you relieve her pain forever. https://t.co/11giSgIycq
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (pk0sF)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (vFG9F)
The Harfster is back in action.
She looks like she's a bit loose in the morals department.
And brains, not much.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (et1vG)
You know what else they 'downplayed'?
The risk of putting COVID patients in old folks homes.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (El6/E)
I'm so grateful my late mother never met the Canadian death people. Although there were about 2 years where I had to argue with the docs about doing everything to revive her. Whoa they fought back.
That stopped. I'm guessing doctors were feeling threatened.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)
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Out: Free health care!
In : Free death care!
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (vFG9F)
I do not think The New York Times is a licensed architect, or even knows one.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (oqH4h)
They got an architect girl to help with the article. No word if she was a world-famous prestigious architect like the guy who designed the ballroom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)
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What's great is that she thinks a killer argument is that she doesn't care if girls get faces smashed in by men spiking volleyballs at them. Total self-own.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 30, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)
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Bathrooms with cool views are a thing I love. Nothing like a cityscape while you drain the lizard.
There's a really cool one in Hiroshima. 4th floor overlooking downtown and the peace park. Just a urinal in front of a window.
The US Capitol actually has a pretty great one too. Men's room/urinal with a window that overlooks the East Front.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (oqH4h)
Because of the extreme disproportionate rates of mass murder?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (El6/E)
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Canucks are almost three times more likely to be put down by a doctor than Americans are to be shot with a gun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Come on TX you can do it.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (uDDWT)
Careful with that kind of talk, a decade ago or so a lot of the guys here were lusting after her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (El6/E)
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Release the Twinkies Bombers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (ndZc7)
But these brutalist, function before anything, beauty is for the elites idiots wouldn't know that.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (0MjtC)
Harf acting as if her indifference to suffering is virtuous perfectly anticipates the final form of homicidal empathy where the state can't wait to kill you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Because they are crazy. Some are actually scary looking. Especially drag queens. Scarier than clowns even.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
Oh, we're back to "It isn't happening" again, are we?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 30, 2026 06:44 PM (a+4eV)
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Well cuz they like to mass shoot schools for starters .
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:44 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
It sure as fuck is, H8er.
- CA Supreme Court
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
What I saw - she was so depressed she tried to suicide herself after the rape, but failed, and left herself severely crippled, and still wanting to die.
So, yes, Spain did kill her in a most cruel way.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: fd
That sounds even more difficult than polishing turds.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (VHUov)
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Where are all the Safe Spaces?
Why did they leave out Hitler's Bunker?
WHY IS IT ALL WHITE!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (dcjTK)
Posted by: Minuteman at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (47/pr)
MS Nownasked that too.
By the way, when you add 'y' to tranny and trannies you get tyranny and tyrannies.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (vFG9F)
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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (dcjTK)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
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They are doing this performative outrage thing and don't understand that yes, actually threats can be illegal. Just like arresting federal officers is also a crime.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)
https://is.gd/bi4IyC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ndZc7)
I don't trust any of them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:49 PM (abIsI)
Heavy water (99.8% D) in bulk is fifty dollars an ounce or less.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (azNOR)
Harfy is chunking out a little. She needs to squirt out a few kids at some point. Libtarded chicks seem to not want to do that for some reason.
Ah...
She graduated from Indiana University Bloomington with a BA in Political Science with concentrations in Jewish Studies and Russian and Eastern European Studies
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (vFG9F)
They got an architect girl to help with the article. No word if she was a world-famous prestigious architect like the guy who designed the ballroom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (El6/E)
What I would like to see is a building *security* expert's take. Since the point of the ballroom is to hold as many high-profile assassination targets at a time as possible...
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: fd a
In my dream last night Sydney Sweeney was doing my buffing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
>Let your freak flags fly! Look at Barry Soetoro: I think Big Mike is probably a tiger in the sack.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (Sy6m/)
I imagine it's safer then the large tents they use now with big dinners...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: fd
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Back in my day it was,
"Waxing the yak's lips".
Not that I would know, not being a farm boy or from Rhode Island...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)
Even Trump on money was 20 hours old before the newest outrage was Trump redoing the historic 'Treaty Room' in the White House.
Trump 2.0 is the best. Floats like a butterfly....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)
According to Trump, the military is building a huge facility under the new ballroom. That might be one reason for the size.
In any case it's a hell of a lot better than constantly putting up a tent to host state events.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)
Ordered a scope cover from bc a company in Missouri. Same city as MidwayUSA. Columbia.
MidwayUSA sends their stuff USPS and it goes to KC, then to Dallas and out to me.
The scope cover company sent it USPS and it hoes to KC, then up to Minneapolis, then to Dallas, then Coppell, then back to Dallas & supposedly out towards me.
F the USPS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Kksvc)
Tritium is radioactive, but deuterium is stable. You could drink heavy water safely. But not at that price.
Heavy water (99.8% D) in bulk is fifty dollars an ounce or less.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Well, heck, at that price, make it a double!
Posted by: mikeski enjoys a heavy bourbon at March 30, 2026 06:53 PM (VHUov)
just introduced the "MELT ICE Act" AB 1627.
It would PERMANENTLY ban anyone who worked for ICE during President Trump's term from ever becoming a cop or a teacher in the state.
The Democrats come up with the most creative ways to punish everybody but themselves and actual criminals.
But I repeat myself.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (6ydKt)
Good grief this is stupidity on a global scale.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (2WIwB)
http://tiny.cc/j141101
It's fun to laugh at his self induced consequences, but it's also another reminder these people feel perfectly justified to act maliciously against us. God only knows to what degree each of them are willing to attack us.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Con-fucious at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (abIsI)
F the USPS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Kksvc
I hope it brings you postcards.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw
But now we'll have to pay to aerate the White House lawn, because the female dignitaries in their stiletto heels won't be doing it for us.
Posted by: mikeski drills down at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: SciVo
Donald "Vlad the Impaler" Trump looks you square in the eye and touches finger to nose...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)
Patient: …
Canadian Dr.: ** Looks at patient.
Patient: ** Shifts uncomfortably in seat
Canadian Dr.: Can I interest you in death?
Canadian Patient: ** Runs out of the room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (mlv7N)
In : Free death care!
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Well, abortion is reproductive freedom so this is health care freedom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)
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"We could at least give her a pain pill first."
/obligatory DogEater
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (dcjTK)
Patient: …
Canadian Dr.: ** Looks at patient.
Patient: ** Shifts uncomfortably in seat
Canadian Dr.: Can I interest you in death?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
It's gout. Can we try allopurinol first?
Posted by: mikeski walks it off at March 30, 2026 06:58 PM (VHUov)
Out: Free health care!
In : Free death care!
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I've been referring to ObamaCare as "DeathCare" since Day One.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (dcjTK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Canadian Health Professional at March 30, 2026 07:00 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 07:00 PM (mlv7N)
Posted by: Stateless
I think it has more frequent flier miles than I do.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (Kksvc)
By the way, the new NDP leader wants to have public grocery stores in Canada to deal with grocery bills going up. Given that Canada's government fails at the medical industry, how do you think they will do with food?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)
I did not know Harf was still around except for me using her last name for gagging and puking. She strikes me as someone whose skull would thump like a melon due to most of her brain missing. In elementary school, at these coed games she speaks of, I feel certain in dodge ball people aimed at her violently (I would). She would then be hit and lie there like a fainting goat (missing her glasses from impact).
This heavy water you speak of I will have to file away in the event the woman who loves Iran and hates Trump returns and I see her online. She's been absent for two weeks, no doubt emailing others of how mean I am. I don't have anyone's email and also don't care much.
I'm not mean until she said Centcom lied. Otherwise I am basically harmless to others. Just don't lie and we good, mate. In her anger she probably protected a hive of yellowjackets (actually she really did, sort of, somehow gently killed them like in Canada. Euthenasia for hornets).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: PJ at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: mikeski walks it off at March 30, 2026 06:58 PM (VHUov)
Well, it's not lupus.
Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
If only we had state of art medical care like they have in Cuba.
Posted by: Canadian at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)
Give it a shot Ali. If Amazon can't fill your order, the nice men in suits and sunglasses who come knocking will help you.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (2WIwB)
Harf acting as if her indifference to suffering is virtuous perfectly anticipates the final form of homicidal empathy where the state can't wait to kill you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
"From each according to their abilities (A), to each according to their needs (B)."
If A is not equal to or greater than B, the Politburo and its local political committees will take a very hard look at the need for your continued existence, Comrade.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (5rh/l)
>> What's the current market rate for a healthy kidney?
Depending on where you are located, 1500 bucks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (c9d3D)
Posted by: Physicians Murderer Insurance at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (vFG9F)
He could probably cull the herd of 25-35% as those old geezers love free shit.
What do we want? Free Euthanasia! When do we want it? Now!
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 30, 2026 07:04 PM (HUHft)
Speaking of The View gargoyles, didja see this?
TheBlaze
@theblaze
The View’s Sunny Hostin: “I think it’s really reckless to be suggesting that people should have children in this country.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:05 PM (ndZc7)
Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (eIzlH)
We get it. You hate Bush and blame him for absolutely everything. (Hell, you blame for hyper-evil Muslims being in the country...never mind I have known of and ran into many long before Bush enter the WH.) But on this, I agree. What sucks is the tendency of people to want to see government "doing something" no matter how bad it is. We should heed Coolidge's advice about the tendency of having the government "do something".
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)
All those foreign women coming here to drop a kid are not listening.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)
To be honest I'd rather those women not breed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)
I recently caught some clips of the NDP convention they just held.
It was a parade of dysfunctional narcissists competing at a microphone over who had been recently been victimized the most by their fellow party members.
I thought the Dems were a shit-show.
And some Canuckians actually vote for these people.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: bonhomme
They're petulant children with no impulse control.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2026 07:08 PM (9NN0K)
More planetary scale stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 07:08 PM (2WIwB)
Because of the extreme disproportionate rates of mass murder?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)
__________________________
Yeah, that. And, the absolute certainty that they are mentally ill. When someone acts erraticly, it is sound judgement to be wary of that individual's actions or potential actions. "Scared" is the wrong word.
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)
In : Free death care!
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Well, abortion is reproductive freedom so this is health care freedom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)
Well, if the doctor murders you, you will have no health for which to care, nor will you require medical care. Above all, Canada saves some loonies (the C$1 coin, not nutjobs). Win win as far as the government is concerned.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Physicians Murderer Insurance
You supple the garrote, we supply the expertise.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)
Indeed.
Bush is asshoe
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (XuXeR)
I looked at the criticism of the ballroom and saw mostly no problem. And it's paid by donations, donchaknow, marchers! Why do they care except TRUMP!?
I LOVE that normal people have a sense of humor to correct the diagram. And use the red ink of importance!
LOVE the blank stare by Rep Busted Hymen when Margaret asked that question. Deer meet headlights! Doh!
I don't understand the marching with stupid No King's signs that still make no sense to me. I could retalitate and march with "You don't make sense" signs, wearing a cardboard box, but am too lazy.
From the caliber of marchers I'm quite sure I could insult them as they mostly seem like confused queers. This is the highlight of their week!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)
Those fellas who shoot the saline into their scrotums to make them big and fat would probably like the heavy water. Make the nutsack glow too. Happy days!
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (HUHft)
The Venezuelans actually had an army to take it all over when things went sideways after Chavez nationalized the stores.
The Canadians can't even do that.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)
Well, some specialized wildcat rounds can be pretty $$$...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Or as I like to say, it's almost three times as dangerous to be sad in a Canadian hospital as in an American ghetto.
>> The front columns for the ballroom rotate around to expose the machine guns.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)
The roof slides back and an M-SHORAD anti-aircraft emplacement rises into place, with Stinger missiles, Longbow Hellfire missiles, a 30mm cannon, and a 7.62mm machine gun in a 360-degree turret. Around it, a cloud of versatile drones lifts into the air, capable of anti-air, anti-armor, anti-personnel, and of course, anti-drone
Of course, all of the drones are hardened against the bespoke electronic counter-measures and counter-counter-measures that are barely visible below the roofline, where they won't interfere with the M-SHORAD's range of fire...
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Sy6m/)
After taking care of my late mother for 14 years, my brain was really hyper-alert. I was listening for her non-stop for years. Nd I'd do it again but shaking hands level anxiety. My doctor, who I've been to maybe twice in 10 years prescribed anxiety pills and there's a nice lady that's been coming over.
That's why I've been watching the worst horror movies I can find. It's been a way to teach me that anxiety makes things worse than they actually are. And at least I'm not being sawed in half vertically.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)
CBD naturally hates QC for being the Saudi Arabia of maple syrup. At least I'd imagine that to be the case.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (hJH5n)
==
really? Would you prefer Security at US airports run by the Chinese ? Or Qataris? Because that type of security was happening before 9/11. I question the need for DNI but unfortunately air security needs to stay in Fed's hands.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)
24-year-old adults buggering 14-year-olds, Good! TSA, BAD!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (ynpvh)
>The human spirit will conquer. Never underestimate our capacity to dominate. Civilization is the throttle.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (Fbc0I)
So, yes, Spain did kill her in a most cruel way.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)
She was gang raped. Whoopie would say that was rape rape x however many barbarians= failed suicide.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)
Indeed.
Bush is asshoe
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (XuXeR)
When the government was in airport security, as was the case in some locations in the country (such as SAT), was that also bad, or just bad when your divine object of hatred, Bush XLIII, did it? (That of course was local, not federal, government).
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)
CBD naturally hates QC for being the Saudi Arabia of maple syrup. At least I'd imagine that to be the case.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (hJH5n)
CBD doesn't hate maple syrup...but he doesn't waffle on it's use on French Toast...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (ynpvh)
I see you haven't flown thru a number of US airports...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (XuXeR)
Exactly, wary is the right word. This is clearly a mentally unbalanced person who is part of a group that routinely demonstrates violence. Take care. Don't be afraid, be wise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:16 PM (El6/E)
There are around 20 US airports that use private security instead of TSA. San Francisco is one of them. They follow the same protocols but they aren't staffed by government employees.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)
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Yeah, it's mildly toxic in large doses. You'd have to drink A LOT of it to do yourself permanent harm. By that time you'd probably be suffering from normal water toxicity.
We drink it regularly in our normal water as it occurs naturally. But it's so diluted that it doesn't harm us at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)
Here's an idea:
Have security at airports privately run, by a consortium set up by the major airlines, with an oversight role by local law enforcement (because any perps caught need to be turned over to somebody).
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (XuXeR)
I have, most likely quite a bit more than some people here.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:18 PM (GD0B3)
There are around 20 US airports that use private security instead of TSA. San Francisco is one of them. They follow the same protocols but they aren't staffed by government employees.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)
MCO is another.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:18 PM (hJH5n)
The hospital/state even made the excuse they couldn't delay the euthanasia because her organs had already been assigned to donor recipients.
The state and government of Spain literally ruined the girl's life and now they'll help her end it all.
The parents are going to suffer for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (hJH5n)
that is what they had before 9/11, airlines "managing" their own security
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
The Trump administration argues the 14th Amendment does not apply to people in the country illegally or on temporary visas.
If the Supreme Court agrees, it could render hundreds of thousands of children born to immigrant parents stateless.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)
Not what I saw. And like you I have traveled through many airports back then.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)
This. Customs and Immigration were already in airports, along with local and private security, along with metal detectors.
To claim the TSA makes flying "safer" is an odd assertion...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Satisfaction guaranteed!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (hJH5n)
And you are not aware that airlines outsources security to third parties ?
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (gQ15S)
before offering paid medication.
See? If you're old, crippled, mentally handicapped...the Gov't wants you to die. Gee, I seem to remember some Austian Painter that had a similar program/progrom...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, you would be the heavy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)
Then, through legal means, you restrict the ownership to such to U.S. firms only, due to the public safety issue.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (hJH5n)
I mean, no it would be like every other nation on earth and make them the citizenship of their parents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, you would be the heavy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Pikers.
Posted by: Tritium at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (ynpvh)
The GDR would routinely dump its elderly in West Berlin rather than pay for their medical needs.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (YwEeS)
68 I feel I have read somewhere that heavy water actually will do your body no good. I may be wrong, but that's stuck in my mind.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM
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That's right, it's kind of toxic. It's not radioactive, and a little bit one time won't really hurt you, but regular consumption of a significant amount is bad. Decades ago I recall seeing a study of fruit flies raised using water that was 0% to 50% heavy water, and the more heavy water, the shorter the life span. At the highest level the flies were pretty messed up.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (azNOR)
That pretty much ended around 1980. Airports, Customs and Immigration after that.
BTW, I've flown in and out of quite a few countries w/o "tsa"...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
I didn't realize the San Antonio Airport Police were not affiliated with a government entity.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Logan's Run at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)
That pretty much ended around 1980. Airports, Customs and Immigration after that.
BTW, I've flown in and out of quite a few countries w/o "tsa"...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (XuXeR)
I read that as tna at first...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, you would be the heavy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Pikers.
Posted by: Tritium at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (ynpvh)
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This is why I love this place...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: El Al Israel Airlines at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (HUHft)
Their "Free" health care system is overloaded in debt and collapsing. The governments were faced with three choices:
1) End universal health insurance
2) Work to lower costs and the graft it produces
3) Kill anyone who is too expensive
They picked the one that lets them keep the graft.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (El6/E)
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You know, like dropping a match in your gas tank to see if you're out of gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (XuXeR)
Ain't hard.
Posted by: El Al Israel Airlines at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (HUHft)
Some people just cannot function without government.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (uDDWT)
Oh, I am on board! The designs I've seen look wonderful, and I'm glad they kept security in mind for the columns. The room is going to be a pain to heat in the winter, though.
Posted by: pookysgirl, keen on aesthetics at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (Wt5PA)
Heavy water (D2O, and there's also DOH, which will form instantly when H2O and D20 are mixed) is toxic. The hydrogen bond is stronger with deuterium due to the larger relative mass difference (D is twice as massive as H).
The messes up all sorts of biochemical reactions in the body, slowing them down and so forth.
About 25 - 50% heavy water would be toxic to lethal. You'd get there eventually if you drank nothing but heavy water for a week or two.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (w6EFb)
As I said, they have to follow the same protocols but they aren't under TSA. They got paid and kept working.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (viF8m)
Ok, that's funny right there
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (XuXeR)
Terrorist enabling. oh fvck it, terrorist knob gobblers rallied in the City of Brotherly Love to call for everyone to cheer when a US soldier returns home in a casket.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (w/O5Q)
Tonight, a Chinese horror movie. I've only seen a few but the Chinese make great zombie movies. Something about individuality being destroyed and becoming part of an undead, bloodthirsty collective brings out the best in them.
Amazing effects too. You'd almost think they were actually killing some of the actors....
Later.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b)
One of the bottom tier guys Trump put on Biden heh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: pookysgirl, keen on aesthetics at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (Wt5PA)
The key is that it offers a safe, secure location for state dinners and other functions as such, and that architecturally it matches with the WH. So far I have no problems with it at all.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (hJH5n)
You relieve paid today.
Euthanize her and you relieve her pain forever.
Tell an upset woman to "calm down", and you relieve her equanimity for a considerable period.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM
They're all way past breeding age as is most of their audience.
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 07:30 PM (98kQX)
The Nazis only desired to murder the racially inferior or the handicapped.
The Modern Left in Canada wants to kill you over a backache.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:31 PM (2GVsD)
NOOD
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
That amounts to about 2,400 at each, or 60 busloads of 40 each.
Averaging out across states, it amounts to 66 per state on average.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (KiBMU)
1) End universal health insurance
2) Work to lower costs and the graft it produces
3) Kill anyone who is too expensive
They picked the one that lets them keep the graft.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM
I'm wondering if the death pushers are mainly in larger metro areas where resources may be stretched.
My mother ALWAYS got great care at our local hospital, which is in a medium size city. And I saw a LOT of people there that were in pretty bad shape, but that was 15 months ago.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Well, as long as it's not over a hangover.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Emily Litella at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (pDt9x)
Nah. They Want Theirs, and the only way they can keep getting "free" medical care is if the government kills people. They want "free" medical care, and if that means the government starts murdering people in the name of cost cutting, so be it.
Mao did say "It is better for half the people to die so that the other half can eat their fill."
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)
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Something tells me their Muslim conquerors and overlords will not be subject to it...only the native population.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (ESVrU)
My mother ALWAYS got great care at our local hospital, which is in a medium size city. And I saw a LOT of people there that were in pretty bad shape, but that was 15 months ago.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)
I haven't looked at the ON budget lately, but it has been projected that something like 80% of its budget will go to "free" medical care alone in 2030. So killing people alleviates that to some extent.
Privatization and not killing anyone would also work wonders but that means politicians lose power and that's not good, is it?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)
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I said the same thing with a snap of my fingers!
Posted by: Thanos at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)
Give it a shot Ali. If Amazon can't fill your order, the nice men in suits and sunglasses who come knocking will help you.
Posted by: Diogenes
Only heavy water Amazon has is some kind of "thick" water. Has the consistency of honey.
Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)
Given how stupid expensive the NHS is, I'm surprised the UK hasn't had doctor assisted murder for many decades now.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (hJH5n)
That amounts to about 2,400 at each, or 60 busloads of 40 each.
Averaging out across states, it amounts to 66 per state on average.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (KiBMU)
It was a good weekend for us. Our Canadian division of our subsidiary, Rent-A-Deviant, made a killing in Winnipeg this past weekend too!
Posted by: Rent-A-Mob at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (hJH5n)
Huh. "Heavy water reduces the speed and energy of those neutrons without absorbing them." - illuminem.com
I'd thought the neutrons were just trapped in the deuterium making it tritium.
That latter CAN happen, but usually tritium is made via lithium-6, which captures neutrons more easily. Lithium-7 will decay into tritium (and He-4 and a neutron).
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (gKWVE)
"The American Form of Government"
https://youtu.be/VogzExP3qhI?t=296
(Cued up to 4:56, the section on Democracy, but the whole thing is worth a watch.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Thanos
And, no lie, the same people who love Mao thought he was the hero for that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (El6/E)
Children of people in the US illegally are also illegal. Only the children born to people on the citizenship path will become citizens when their parents become citizens.
Shouldn’t be this difficult
Posted by: Accomack at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (GbONR)
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I mean, no it would be like every other nation on earth and make them the citizenship of their parents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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And that country almost certainly claims them as citizens.
Usually whether they want it or not.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 07:58 PM (vOtXJ)
You are the citizenship of your parents. That's has always been true.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 08:00 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (vOtXJ)
"I hereby declare all people residing in the state of California, regardless of legal status or citizenship, as honorary members of ICE. In addition, all animals are also declared honorary members of ICE."
Posted by: Another Anon at March 30, 2026 08:49 PM (4h45B)
Seems like the political science theory suggesting that no government has withstood a nonviolent challenge from 3.5% of its population mobilized during a peak event.
BBC, Harvard School of Business, Wikipedia, more.
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Theory....nothing but.
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 11:32 PM (NFX2v)
FBI Director Kash Patel Eyes Releasing the Eric Swallwell Fang-Fang Documents
FBI director pushes to release investigative files on Rep. Eric Swalwell: ReportsOh, like when they released the Mueller Report about the Russiagate hoax?
FBI Director Kash Patel is pushing for the release of files related to an investigation into Rep. Eric Swalwell's (D-Calif.) interactions with a suspected Chinese spy, according to reports from The New York Times and The Washington Post. FBI agents and other personnel in California have been directed to gather and redact sensitive information from documents in preparation for sharing with senior Trump administration officials, according to The New York Times, citing three people familiar with the matter. The files stem from a decade-old counterintelligence probe into a Chinese woman, known both as Christine Fang and Fang Fang, who reportedly helped Swalwell with fundraising and placing an intern in his office during the 2014 campaign cycle. Swalwell was not accused of criminal wrongdoing and severed ties with Fang in 2015 after being briefed by U.S. intelligence officials on their suspicions of her. A two-year House Ethics probe into the matter concluded in 2023 without taking any further action. The public release of files in an investigation that did not result in criminal charges would mark a highly unusual step, the Post noted.
Are you kidding me? He's one of the main weaponizers in Congress. Note that The Hill points none of this out.
Swalwell has for years accused the Trump administration of weaponizing the issue against him in retaliation for his criticisms of the president.
Oh! You mean the Administration is trying to interfere with an upcoming election by releasing files?
On Saturday, he suggested the FBI's alleged actions were tied to his rising standing in the California governor's race.
... In a statement to the Post, an FBI spokesperson denied improper motives regarding the investigative files. "The contentions in this story are incorrect," the spokesperson told the newspaper. "This FBI, being the most transparent in history, prepares documents for numerous different reasons, including for release to different agencies and departments to further review investigations that may have been opened under previous administrations." Swalwell said in September that he "fully" expected to be prosecuted by the Trump administration, pointing to his name in a book written by Patel in which he listed "government gangsters" who should be held accountable.If only. If only.
🚨 BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel is pushing to release investigative files related to Eric Swalwell banging a Chinese spy, per WaPo
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 28, 2026
Fang Fang’s coming back to haunt Swalwell 🤣🔥
RELEASE IT ALL! pic.twitter.com/PXglOn0XFO
"RUSSIA IS RIGGING THE ELECTION TO HELP THE TRAITOR TRUMP,' they screamed as if all reading from the same script. Now Iran hacks Kash Patel's emails and that silence you hear is the media studiously avoiding the topic of which party Iran was seeking to rig an election for. Patel wasn't even the FBI director when this hack took place. This was back in 2020 and 2021 -- when Patel was a congressional investigator primarily known for uncovering the RussiaGate hoax concocted by Hillary Clinton.
Hackers connected to the Iranian government accessed FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email and posted materials -- including photos and documents -- taken from his account, a person familiar with the breach confirmed to CNN. The hackers have published a series of photos of Patel from before he became FBI director that they claim were stolen from his personal email account. A source familiar with the incident confirmed the images' authenticity. The stolen emails appear to date from around 2011 to 2022 and appear to include personal, business and travel correspondence that Patel had with various contacts, according to a preliminary CNN review of the files with the help of an independent cybersecurity researcher.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at March 30, 2026 05:31 PM (UjrO3)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 05:31 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 05:32 PM (OM9sb)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (OM9sb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 05:34 PM (MIIRH)
That's how relevant he is to his "constituency."
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 05:34 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at March 30, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:35 PM (pDt9x)
Last poll I saw had him tied for 4th place.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 05:36 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Vic Romano at March 30, 2026 05:36 PM (xNy4G)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 05:36 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 05:36 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 05:36 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (YwEeS)
As slimy as that may be,
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:38 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 05:39 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:39 PM (azOtX)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 30, 2026 05:39 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:39 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at March 30, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
You must be batting about .990.
And be so tired of being right...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (qVGoX)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (pDt9x)
LOL "weaponizing" the law against a spy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (El6/E)
She's a 5 for an Asian girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:41 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2026 05:41 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:41 PM (v3pYe)
Swallwell: Darling, help me to destroy the running-dog capitalists.
Fang-Fang: Why you so small. I thought American men have penises. You hung like baby. Ugh, I don't know if revolution worth this.
Swallwell: But I love you.
Fang-Fang: And your breath smell like shit. Not just bad, actual shit. Whose ass are you licking. Don't kiss me. Aaaaaaaaa. Gross, I have to gargle with rubbing alcohol.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (YwEeS)
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Just keep your jeweler's loupe in your desk drawer and you shouldn't be able to see anything unseemly.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (abIsI)
you know else has their names written in a book?
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (fE6HJ)
This is new to me, all I knew is that the hack revealed a regular dude with no nasty secrets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:43 PM (El6/E)
If so, I have a hot take: it’s Fartswell himself that is the source for this. Look at the glowing reporting this is being leaked to try to hurt his “rising standing’ in the CA race. Who else but him would say that?
The Blade smells a really bad fart.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:43 PM (1LxEq)
Asmongold covered this. Reddit is pissed because they didn't uncover anything bad.
https://youtu.be/ZxVNYQO47MU
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (v3pYe)
Navin Johnson?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 05:43 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (FSWTk)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (pDt9x)
fembot model b?
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (HW7Dq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (abIsI)
fembot model b?
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (v3pYe)
She has that rubber skin.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (azOtX)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:38 PM (1LxEq)
She might be out of your league.
snopes.com/fact-check/eric-swalwell-chinese-spy/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (wVcYX)
She uses nutmeg?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 05:46 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:47 PM (pDt9x)
He looks like he sweats seed oils
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:48 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (azOtX)
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Are you on a cruise? To where?
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (wVcYX)
She uses nutmeg?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x)
MSG
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (abIsI)
fembot model b?
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (v3pYe)
She has that rubber skin.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)
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So … GI Joe without the kung-fu grip then
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:50 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:50 PM (+nEug)
The waters of the deep state run wide in CA because nobody is paying attention.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:51 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Tbs6N)
A ferry. Blackball lines" MV Coho from Port Angeles, WA to Victoria, BC. The ship has been in service since 1959.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:51 PM (kDzQO)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Tbs6N)
A ferry. Blackball lines" MV Coho from Port Angeles, WA to Victoria, BC. The ship has been in service since 1959.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:51 PM (kDzQO)
A 3 hour cruise, right?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)
No Kings Day hangovers?
And what did Swalwell do to get a Chinese honeypot?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (X+xvk)
Are they cleaning it? Concerned about the paving?
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Two hours. Sadly, no MaryAnne or Ginger in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (kDzQO)
Posted by: Hunter B. at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (0sNs1)
Does she have the machine guns in her hooters?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (El6/E)
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[grins]
— The Machine Girl
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (1LxEq)
_________________________
Allow me to translate:
We really have nothing supporting this. Nor can we produce "three people familiar with the matter. In fact, it's necessary that it continue to remain untrue. Because, we can't try and push a political persecution narrative in the California Governor's race if there is actual substance to the story. We can't let republicans acquire the governor's mansion in California, and Swallwell has nothing of substance to run on. So, we're going to create a false narrative to get that spite and sympathy vote out there.
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (pvf3X)
Be on the Intelligence committee and an obvious dupe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Two hours. Sadly, no MaryAnne or Ginger in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (kDzQO)
Ha! I was all set to ask that very question.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 30, 2026 05:56 PM (KAi1n)
There are some aerial shots but many of them are from previous marches and events. Joey Swoll keeps catching them on Twixxer, some of the video is even clearly labeled like "July 2025"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:57 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Two hours. Sadly, no MaryAnne or Ginger in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a
Anyone onboard that looks like the Professor?
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2026 05:57 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Don't be a jerk.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 30, 2026 05:56 PM (KAi1n)
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This place.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 05:58 PM (u73oe)
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Noted. But not surprised. Why would they report facts that are inconvenient and counter-narrative.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 05:58 PM (RIvkX)
I would say Fang-Fang’s a Karaoke Bar 6.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 05:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Be on the Intelligence committee and an obvious dupe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (El6/E)
Emphasis on the "obvious dupe" part - that boy's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 30, 2026 05:58 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Two hours. Sadly, no MaryAnne or Ginger in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a
Anyone onboard that looks like the Professor?
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2026 05:57 PM (abIsI)
Lindsay you want the Professor, you would settle for Gilligan, but you get Lovey.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (YwEeS)
Never. He has no dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (q6tQZ)
That's what makes getting rid of fraudsters and anti-US critters so difficult.
I have no confidence that any member of Congress will suffer real consequences.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (rJ+qD)
Even if a *gasp* republican wins they can't change anything as the democrat super majority in the house and senate will over ride any veto's a republican governor would make.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 06:00 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Tbs6N)
A ferry. Blackball lines" MV Coho from Port Angeles, WA to Victoria, BC. The ship has been in service since 1959.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:51 PM (kDzQO)
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Brilliant, have a fabulous time. Visited there with husband and teenage daughters in August 1991 and had lunch at an outside cafe opposite the Empress Hotel. Fantastic view.
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 06:00 PM (Tbs6N)
Oh! You mean the Administration is trying to interfere with an upcoming election by releasing files?
Why shouldn't the people of California know exactly what Swalwell was doing with a Chinese spy?
Is it really interference to let the people know how stupid a politician running for office is?
Why not release it all?
What are you hiding, Eric?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:00 PM (6ydKt)
fembot model b?
Posted by: anachronda
So … GI Joe without the kung-fu grip then
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Of all the models to leave the kung-fu grip out of, they pick the Chinese one? That's gotta be rayciss.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 06:01 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 30, 2026 06:01 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2026 05:57 PM (abIsI)
Nope. And I am looking at Victoria off the starboard bow right now. If we maintain this rate, we should dock on 15 minutes. But the ship is slowing down, too. Got to enter the inner harbor, and can't be making big wakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:01 PM (kDzQO)
How about we send a heat seeking missile right up that commies ahole?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:01 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (q6tQZ)
I have never been in it, AFAIK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:03 PM (kDzQO)
It would if Swalwell was the only target. I'm a bit curious why the Obama FBI ended an investigation with no charges when a US Congressman was having an affair with a Chinese spy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 06:03 PM (Cqx++)
They don’t have an about page and I was curious who they are?
I tried searching but search engines give crap results on non-leftist outlets.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (r2KsI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
We've taken the Victoria Clipper once in the distant past, that thing puts up a rooster tail about 40ft in the air. Pricey though.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (abIsI)
I mean... were we even using Spain? LOL. This is like Joe Kent urging people to email the white house to beg them to not invade Iran with soldiers on the ground. Objecting to what is not happening is an odd sort of virtue signaling
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:00 PM (6ydKt)
California would just nominate him for a statue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 06:06 PM (snZF9)
NEW - Trump pardons nursing home operator Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $39 million fraud scheme, just three months into a three-year prison term. Victims haven’t been able to collect from Schwartz.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 30, 2026 06:06 PM (CNl8/)
They have no substance:
-Fighting Trump!
-Impeachment!
-Affordability!
-Beer at Senior Prom!
Ok I added the last one
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:07 PM (RIvkX)
Be on the Intelligence committee and an obvious dupe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (El6/E)
Okay, thank you.
My loyalty to the Canadian government goes without question and I'm willing to open bidding at 10 biologically, human female honeypots.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:09 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (abIsI)
They re-engined this ship a few years ago, and it picked up a few hundred more HP. Could account for the faster sailing. The roll has ceased, we are just cruising along on almost glassy-smooth water. I see a white ship with a red hull docked to my right; think it is a Canuck Coast Guard cutter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:09 PM (kDzQO)
Sounds like somebody wants to get cunt punted out of NATO.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (snZF9)
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His name was Seth Rich.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (szF1R)
NEW - Trump pardons nursing home operator Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $39 million fraud scheme, just three months into a three-year prison term. Victims haven’t been able to collect from Schwartz.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 30, 2026 06:06 PM (CNl8/)
Are you sure Trump did that, or was it the Auto-Pen again?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (abIsI)
They re-engined this ship a few years ago, and it picked up a few hundred more HP. Could account for the faster sailing. The roll has ceased, we are just cruising along on almost glassy-smooth water. I see a white ship with a red hull docked to my right; think it is a Canuck Coast Guard cutter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:09 PM (kDzQO)
So, no guns showing then?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Can you see Mt. Baker?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (abIsI)
So, a lot of people vacation at Disney World, wearing a speedo and blowing bubbles in front of the Small World exhibit...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM
Their proposal is acceptable.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (0ep87)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:12 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (abIsI)
Nope, but the snow-capped Olympic mts, were well in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (kDzQO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:09 PM (kDzQO)
So, no guns showing then?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (pDt9x)
Q ship
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (szF1R)
The download was USB speed. Someone physically plugged a drive into the server.
When I was doing Navy project we ran a utility that shut down the box if it saw a USB interupt.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: steevy
What if she sent HIM dick pics ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
"Must be this tall to ride."
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 06:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: steevy
What if she sent HIM dick pics ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)
121 Swalwell may as well give up. The primary isn't until June. By then, Katie Porter's bikini picks will have swept the nation. She'll be a shoo in.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (AlhUl)
Eye Bleach por favor
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:14 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (El6/E)
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Spain is a more direct air route to the Middle East from CONUS. Tankers could refuel and also base there for the air bridge. Denying that airspace adds to the logistical burden, so screw them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)
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A disgraced former San Francisco department head and her longtime beau have been arrested for allegedly grifting taxpayer funds for personal use through a city program intended to help the city’s black communities.
Sheryl Davis, former heard of the San Francisco Human Rights Commissions, and her nonprofit boss boyfriend James Spingola were taken into custody Monday on suspicion of multiple felony counts of misappropriating public funds and conflicts of interest.
https://tinyurl.com/4jrp6r7n
Posted by: beckster at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (AlhUl)
Protip - never go to dinner at Katie Porter’s house.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (kDzQO)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:16 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (AlhUl)
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Mercy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (kDzQO)
Beware the Danger Hair.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:16 PM (pDt9x)
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I posted a link on this earlier. This money came from defunding the SFPD because they racist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wofus at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (CNa+A)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Eeyore
Thanks.
I did a Bing search for "Katie Porter's bikini picks".
Second hit was for "Katie Nicole" bikini picks.... guess she is famous.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:19 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:19 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Wofus at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (CNa+A)
Because he is just that dumb....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)
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They the real racists, taking advantage of whitey. Sorry, didn't see your earlier link!
Posted by: beckster at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (kX27y)
lsb > usb
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 06:21 PM (v3pYe)
Because he is of the protected class, he is more equal than us, and they will take no criminal action against him. But they want to harm his electoral chances.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:21 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)
"Days after another round of No Kings! protests brought Robert De Niro, Jana Fonda, Jimmy Kimmel, Bruce Springsteen and millions more out on the streets to rally against Donald Trump, some of the same celebs and others are seeking to have an immigration detention facility in Texas shut down ASAP.
And when Raffi and Ms. Rachel speak, maybe it’s time to listen.
“No child should be locked in an immigration detention center,” says a petition also signed by Oscar winner Fonda, Pedro Pascal, Sinners star Wunmi Mosaku, The Gilded Age‘s Morgan Spector and Carrie Coon, Natasha Lyonne, Andor‘s Diego Luna, director Alejandro Gonzalez Iñárritu and many more."
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:22 PM (Sco7b)
Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR)
CSL
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:23 PM (/+uur)
Comey's job was to protect the permanent DC class and go after anyone who threatened them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (RJBgA)
Posted by: Wofus at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (CNa+A)
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Because Obama was in charge and the FBI was his lapdog.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)
Kash Patel Eyes ?
There is a puny joke in there somewhere but am not quite seeing it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:27 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:27 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (abIsI)
Nope, but the snow-capped Olympic mts, were well in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (kDzQO)
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When we stayed with family in Surrey in Vancouver Mt Baker was visible in all its glory from their back porch. That part of the world is beautiful, Vancouver harbour rivals Sydney harbour in Australia in its scenic beauty.
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 06:29 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 06:29 PM (IifOV)
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I have friends in his district that always vote for him simply because there's a D after his name. Liberal Jews who can't help themselves.
Posted by: beckster at March 30, 2026 06:29 PM (kX27y)
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In Cali being a CCP spy is a positive. This will boost his poll numbers by 5-7%.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (vOtXJ)
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He's a loudmouth and an inveterate liar with zero sense of shame. He's basically the poster child for the Democrat party at this point.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (oqH4h)
And evict the UN.
The EU needs to cinch up their big boy belts and toe the line. Welcome to the 21st century.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (Fbc0I)
"Rumor has it, that the A10 warthogs have been extremely effective over Iranian militias in Iraq."
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (GD0B3)
Nowhere is one word
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
"Rumor has it, that the A10 warthogs have been extremely effective over Iranian militias in Iraq."
Posted by: runner
Iran put all their eggs into the "drone" and "rocket" baskets.
Should have saved some old school manpads...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 06:29 PM (IifOV)
I’ve been hearing how California and Illinois are on the brink of collapse for 15 years. Yet somehow they just kinda plodding on. Much like how the left says we’re in a perpetual Great Depression whenever a Republican is in the white house. It’s never as bad as the other side thinks it is.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:33 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x)
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Corollary - Don't sleep in the same bed as Amber Heard.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (oqH4h)
Great dad, huh?
His young son was born in 2017 with a congenital heart defect, has undergone three successful open-heart surgeries, with the most recent reported in May 2024. As of early 2026, he is reportedly doing well.
Phonies that they are, he & his ilk attend the very tame No Kings get togethers. Of course.
Btw, Kimmel has 2 grown 'kids' & he's a grandparent..
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (NFX2v)
63 Swalwell's FEC filings show him with about 1.5 million in his campaign account.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:50 PM
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That's over ten cents for every likely voter in California.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (+nEug)
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Uber
California Medical Association
iirc California Nurses Association
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Blanco at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (q83gU)
One of the Foreign Invaders and Somali Pirates Who Hijacked a Quarter of a Billion Dollars of American Money Is Sentenced to... 366 Days in Prison
A year and a day. That's it.
It's almost as if the Somali Pirates control the government of Minnesota. The federal sentencing guidelines call for a sentence of 30 to 37 months, or 2 1/2 to 3 years in prison. But the Somali Pirate's corrupt judge cut even that small sentence in half. Or in thirds.Feeding Our Future defendant sentenced to over 1 year in prisonWow, $92,000. And he took responsibility for his actions?
Another Feeding Our Future defendant was sentenced to one year and one day in federal prison on Monday morning. He is scheduled to turn himself in to federal prison on June 2. Abdul Abubakar Ali pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud in October 2022. Per the terms of the plea agreement, one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering and one count of wire fraud were dismissed at sentencing. As previously reported, Ali used nonprofit Youth Investors Lab to enroll in the Federal Child Nutrition Program under the sponsorship of Feeding Our Future. He claimed to serve roughly 1.5 million meals total and that the meals were provided by S & S Catering. But no meals were ever served, prosecutors say. Remarkably, both the government and the defense advocated for a probationary sentence, noting that Ali has taken responsibility for his actions, given valuable information to investigators and paid $92,500 in restitution so far.
However, U.S. District Court Judge Nancy Brasel determined that Ali's role in the fraud scheme was too great for a probationary sentence. She noted that Ali recruited a friend to participate in the scheme and completely made up meal counts, rather than just exaggerating them.
Ihan Omar Promoted "Feed Our Future"
— Jason Robertson (@JRobFromMN) March 30, 2026
Ihan Omar Volunteered at "Feed Our Future"
Ilhan Omar got Donations from "Feed Our Future"
One of the heads was convicted of $250M in Fraud
Read that again $250 MILLION
He gets a year in jail
One Year, like 365 days
Thats less than 3rd… https://t.co/Uc2P29Zh9B pic.twitter.com/wNsiyU9TED
He just came out and said it. https://t.co/O2upU1ZYXS
— Carl Benjamin 🏴 (@Sargon_of_Akkad) March 30, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)
is a "massive problem" because it allows critics of mass immigration to "have their voice heard in a really easy way that they couldn't in the past".
Who do these people think they are? Free citizens?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)
is a "massive problem" because it allows critics of mass immigration to "have their voice heard in a really easy way that they couldn't in the past".
Who do these people think they are? Free citizens?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)
Subjects, not citizens
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (xcxpd)
I'm not sure which would be more disturbing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (xvV+O)
From wikipedia: In February 2026, Brasel ruled that U.S. Immigration and Custom Enforcement (ICE) had likely violated the constitutional rights of thousands of detainees at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.[14] Brasel's emergency restraining order noted that detainees faced numerous barriers to accessing legal counsel and that "in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."[14] Her order required the government to allow non-citizens in custody the opportunity to contact legal counsel within an hour of their detention and before any out-of-state transfer.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:37 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (xcxpd)
Ackshully... British subjects became citizens of the United Kingdom and Colonies (CUKC) on 1 January 1949, following the implementation of the British Nationality Act 1948. This act fundamentally changed the status from one shared with the entire Commonwealth to distinct, local citizenships.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)
Unless you're somali
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (bKa86)
Hang the bastards as spys.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (yFx9n)
And if you can't figure out which Muzzie is conducting fraud and which one isn't, send them both and let CECOT figure it out!
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Eeyore
Maybe there's a way we can make the 'reformed' criminal live in the judge's house for the unserved part of the term in the statute.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (Dv3i1)
They just don't know it yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:40 PM (2WIwB)
Something needs to be done.
Posted by: What is to be done? at March 30, 2026 04:40 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Stateless
Threadwinner!
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (VHUov)
It's raining and warm here, so I'm relaxing with a pipe after a busy day of errands and chores, and trying to catch up. The world is still weird, right? It didn't suddenly correct itself while I was sleeping?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)
https://tinyurl.com/dpaw8chr
"Treasury secretary to reward tipsters with percentage of fines imposed on fraudsters"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (El6/E)
Seems like they were given ample opportunity to leave the US before apprehension.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (xcxpd)
Most likely most of it is in Somalia. Or Somaliland. One of those shitholes.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (CUNBy)
IMHFO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (ZV81O)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (El6/E)
Feel free to bitch about them anyway. The opportunity is dying off. Slowly, oh so slowly, but it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (El6/E)
We treat all countries as they treat us.
-No churches in Middle East? OK, no mosques in the West.
- You burn our churches? We bomb your black cube.
- You make companies transfer technology? we ban those companies from doing business in your country.
- You make Christians pay tax? We make do the same to muslims.
- You want trade surplus? We want balance of trade.
- You cut off hands for theft? We do the same to your people.
- You have slaves in islam? Well, all muslims in West are now slaves too.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: Stateless
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"Acts like he's too good for his own kin."
( -- Ilhan Omar)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)
They sure don't act like it.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a global citizen at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)
Fear not, Crippled fat chicks in wheelchairs wearing BDSM gear are still wheeling their way down your sidewalk.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026
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I did get time to observe that the Miss Statue of Liberty being led off by cops (as part of their street theatre) needed to do a little gym work, and she wouldn't be unattractive. Maybe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (Fbc0I)
Minneapolis officer Chauvin was sentenced to 22.5 years for doing his job when the criminal Floyd died of drug overdose. Three of his fellow police officers were sentenced from 3 to 4.5 years because they didn't shoot Chauvin .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a global citizen at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (Wt5PA)
It only happened 77 years ago. They probably don't know yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (ExV1e)
No but the day before yesterday, just out of the blue, Japanese accounts were heavily promoted by Twixxer to everyone's delight. Pretty Japanese girls, beautiful photos of the cherry festival, posts on food and culture, people mocking Japanese leftists, it is glorious.
Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)
After every conviction like this, impose the penalty, ensure they have no financial means that they can hold on to, and follow up with deportation and banned from ever entering the US again.
Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (oiNtH)
When you consider God is offended by injustice one might fear for our country.
Or something like that.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (hV6Hr)
Posted by: Stateless
What if he does not want to?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026
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Sidewalks here are too broken for that. They'd be rolling in the streets (which are no bargain either) and blocking traffic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (wzUl9)
To foreign invaders who hate you and want to bring this country down. And their Democrat sponsors, protectors, and benefactors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (RIvkX)
She still would be festooned with tattoos and have a corrupt nasty soul filled with hate and insanity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)
She'd speak eventually.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (ExV1e)
>>Meanwhile, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn) and the Trump Administration began negotiations over two vacancies on the U.S. District Court. They ultimately agreed on Brasel, Klobuchar’s candidate, and Minneapolis attorney Eric Tostrud, who was supported by Paulsen.[7] President Trump announced both Brasel and Tostrud on July 13, 2017.
https://tinyurl.com/ww2n376u
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)
Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026
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I heard about that on my local talk radio today. Cool.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)
Part of it went to the Democrats, as tribute. Part of it went to Somalia to family and powerful people there. The rest was spent on stupid crap and spread among their family.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (Bhsk7)
"NO RECESS APPOINTMENTS!"
--Senate Republicans
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:50 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)
I noticed. Have the Indians and Pakistanis lost their stranglehold on the algo? Has it been fixed so it's not promoting incendiary posts and propaganda pages run by Pajeet by default?
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Stateless
What if he does not want to?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
>There's an old adage in Somalia; Incest is best.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
Assuming that you're put in with violent prisoners, which is unlikely, find one of the bosses and promise a big bump in their commissary for protection.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (ExV1e)
I have never liked the idea of people getting away with crimes because they helped the prosecution. I mean, Whitey Bulger murdered and stole from everyone around him for years perfectly protected by the FBI because he fed them his rivals and cash. Mostly cash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (El6/E)
Prosecutors are pussies and 99% always looking for plea deals . That's why so many criminals who should still be in prison are walking the streets and looking for their next victims.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (0OHKH)
Pittsburgh public schools are closing for 4 days during the NIGHTTIME NFL Draft.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (vOtXJ)
I suppose it depends on what is meant by "valuable information".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
They seem greatly diminished, but that might just be because I muted so many of them. You can refuse to see replies and posts from specific portions of the world if you choose as well now LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (El6/E)
That's a pretty big assumption. I highly doubt he's giving them shit. It's in his culture not to.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (IifOV)
*
Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026
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They only have fifteen or twenty to choose from?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (wzUl9)
Pretty sure I saw Dildo Buggers at a SF rally that Zombie covered
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
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Don't disagree, but we can't knock the judge for being weak / corrupt / bad Trump pick when she gave a harsher sentence than the prosecution + defense requested, I would think...?
Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)
And it will include time served - every minute he was in custody.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vOtXJ)
Pittsburgh public schools are closing for 4 days during the NIGHTTIME NFL Draft.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026
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Gee, if we'd only had that in the springtime when I was in school.
No wonder these little twerps don't seem to learn anything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (CUNBy)
As I understand it, you now get paid for having impact in your own region. It is hoped that this will lessen the number of them who post shit about US and Japanese politics to game the system.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ali Abdul Abubakar at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)
Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM
No idea.
Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (0sNs1)
Given what public schools are like I am not sure time away from them is so counterproductive
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Has Toby weighed in on his preferred approach?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (36bTp)
The guidelines for that type of crime should be multiple decades hard time.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)
Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear
Their entire language is composed of only twenty three syllables.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (/lPRQ)
The only loser in this affair is overworked prison petting zoo goat.
Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (3fEC+)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)
If it got her thrown the fuck out of the country I would let him off scot-free.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026
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It wasn't counterproductive for me. I got my mother to call in sick for me lots of times; I watched Jeopardy! (the original daytime version) and read. I turned out okay. (Some might disagree.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
Maybe you missed where he had already repaid almost 4/100ths of 1% of the money stolen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (7x+fZ)
Posted by: Carolus at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (oddef)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)
Oh. At least he is working on it.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (vFG9F)
2) Claim you spent it on hookers and blow
3) Claim to be a chick, serve your year in jail with a bunch of horny female inmates
4) Go back to whatever shithole you are from and recover the money and spend it on cheaper hooker and blow
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm)
It's all corruption all the way down in Tampon Timmy's Wonderland.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (gtcuf)
These cartel judges are worse than trannies dancing around in dresses demanding we respect them--at least the tranny isn't stealing from our future and soiling our past.
His lies only live in the present.
No:
You cartel judges are a disgrace to all law and all order.
When the swing comes for you, you can plea to the deaf past, killed by your own hand in a fit of pique at the people you were sworn to protect for daring elect a man you found declasse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026
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When we had a sane country, we would have. Say, during Calvin Coolidge's time.
Oh, wait. They weren't letting people like that into America during Cal's time, so the problem didn't come up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (wzUl9)
You forgot step 1:
Hang him, Iranian style
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)
"Look at the dead bird," I said.
"Where?" she said looking up.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:02 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)
Keep smoking that pipe. It'll get weirder
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:02 PM (zafwz)
In the video, she displayed several signs she said she was making, including “Equality is not radical,” “Healthcare, not warfare,” and “Make bullying wrong again.”
She also stated, “Apparently, if 3.5% of a population protests in a sustained and peaceful way, it can topple authoritarian regimes. I know this is math, but that’s only 12 million of us, so we’ve gotten really close. I think we can do it tomorrow.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 05:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:04 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026
***
"The world is already too much for me. That's why I smoke this stuff."
( -- Thomas De Quincey, author of Confessions of an English Opium Eater)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:04 PM (wzUl9)
And how is this "apparent?" Go back to fucking Howard the Duck, Lea.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (gtcuf)
Her first question to me. "So, has your flight arrived yet?"
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (2WIwB)
The core problem we have in the US is that 60% or more just want to be left alone, 10-20% want to roll this shit back to sanity, and the 3% of the 20% that just want free shit thing dressing up as Handmaids will get them to be in charge of handing out the free shit
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM
I think people need to be reminded that Trump had no real plans for a cabinet and no idea how he would do anything anything in his first term because he did not think he would win.
IIRC it was the weekend before the election when he confided in his campaign team that he knew they could not win no matter what happened but they gave it a good try.
He was literally blindsided by his win like everyone else in the country was. I certainly never expected him to win.
While he was trying to organize a cabinet he was being attacked from both the left and the right on an hourly basis and was forced to constantly defend himself from minute one with the entire deep state, the courts along with the left and all of the rino's constantly attacking at him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 05:06 PM (0N4FZ)
----
maybe he'll get shivved while he's in the joint
I kid, of course
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ZxPkt)
I would have asked her: "Are you the party to whom I am speaking?"
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (gtcuf)
We should encourage a nationwide series of Shut The Fuck Up rallies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Diogenes
>Did she cackle and suck your cock? That's what Kamala would do.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)
Acting the second most overpaid profession in the world.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (ynpvh)
It's all corruption all the way down in Tampon Timmy's Wonderland.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM
Dude. We're Hobbits. Consider our daily meal schedule:
Breakfast – 7 a.m.
Second Breakfast – 9 a.m.
Elevenses – 11 a.m.
Luncheon – 1 p.m.
Afternoon Tea – 3 p.m.
Dinner – 6 p.m.
Supper – 9 p.m.
That's barely 1.607 years worth of meals for our Community.
Posted by: Abdul al Merry & Mohammad Pippin at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (azOtX)
Equality under the law? Of course not
Equality of outcome? You bet your sweet duck f*cking tits honey
Posted by: 18-1 in the style of that meme at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wally at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (zG4BR)
According to Melania, when Trump told Melania he was running she said "You know if you run you'll win.'
Donald Trump has been in the public eye for 5 decades. WHEN, in all that time, has Donald Trump EVER ONCE not played to win?
The "Trump didn't expect to win" shit was a liberal media talking point.
I say this as a huge Trump supporter: Trump's fuck ups are Trump's fuckups. Don't try and sugarcoat them with liberal media talking pints.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (gtcuf)
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)
amazing, just simply amazing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (ynpvh)
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes
🤣
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (T5m6M)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (+nEug)
Why is the Internal Revenue Service sitting this one out?
The fraud is obvious. That would make the tax fraud obvious as well. Claiming to serve 1.5 million meals and not serving any would negate the structure of the entity. That's tax fraud.
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)
Prosecutors are hyper-aggressively slef interested, and conviction rate is a big factor in getting to the next level.
A plea deal results in a conviction, ergo going to trial not only costs more and takes more time, there's the offchance that the perp skates.
They don't give one flying fuck about public safety or "justice", only their careers*
*The caveat is when they tilt at windmills for publicity and political advantage such as the specious charges leveled against POTUS
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (mP0Kj)
This person now qualifies for good behavior sentence reduction credits from 25-40%. The likelihood is this fraudster does 6 months or less. Crime really does pay.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at March 30, 2026 05:14 PM (np2zX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)
These are true stats...
The FBI has a successful prosecution rate of 99%.
Of FBI cases, 99% are plea deals.
Kinda makes ya go... hmmmm....
Note, Gen. Flynn, after NINE YEARS, finally gets a settlement from the DOJ for wrongful prosecution... after having to be pardoned by the President.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (azOtX)
Somewhere in the middle of the Strait, they will say you can shop duty free for like 2 freakin minutes.
The deals aren't that great, but the lure is.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (zafwz)
We should encourage a nationwide series of Shut The Fuck Up rallies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
When I passed through Madras, OR on Saturday, there was a sad little NoKings demo at the highway intersection, led by a slovenly fat harpy toting a crudely-lettered "jail Trump" sign. I flipped them the bird, and was rewarded by a burst of incoherent screeching.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (azOtX)
And it has not changed for nearly 1000 years. Arabic is a very crude, simple, dumb language
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (El6/E)
I think it's far too easy to forget what was going on back then. Not only did Trump run against the Republican establishment and thrash them, he was also being accused of being a Russian stooge. It's not like people were rushing to work for him back then. Many didn't think he'd last in office for a year.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)
That's great in theory, but you have to be absolutely sure that it is reduced to gravel in the process.
Can you imagine what a morale boost is would be if we bombed it and wasn't completely obliterated?
They're bad enough when they're losing, we can't afford to give them even one win. Especially a significant one like that.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Howard the Duck at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (XMwZJ)
I can fix her.
Or die trying
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (El6/E)
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)
amazing, just simply amazing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (ynpvh)
Barista? probably had a Humanities type degree...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:19 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:19 PM (XMwZJ)
Yeah, real frickin' Einsteins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (azOtX)
Yo!
Sorry again we weren't able to get together.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (dIske)
I say this as a huge Trump supporter: Trump's fuck ups are Trump's fuckups. Don't try and sugarcoat them with liberal media talking pints.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM
Sorry but it isn't a liberal talking point. Trump himself said he was not going to win the week before the election. Even melania told that to the lady who wrote the "art of her deal" book about melania.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)
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Heard some talking head today suggest tthat the DOJ can't get good lawyers because The Left will essentially destroy your legal career if you work for Trump.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:21 PM (HW7Dq)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:22 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:22 PM (azOtX)
Of course, when I would have started with that, we didn't have (affordable, let alone cheap) calculators. Urgh.
(Forensic accounting might have been a strange sort of fun, if there was such a specialty in the '70s.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)
Your ampersands are all going to get tangled up like fishhooks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026
***
"Download our app! It's free!"
( -- Scylla and Charybdis)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Howard the Duck at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (zG4BR)
Your movie sucked but that scene was the greatest scene ever put on film.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (OM9sb)
Sorry again we weren't able to get together.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)
Likewise. But I was able to meet MAE and Lazy Messenger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (azOtX)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)
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PhD guaranteed!
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (HW7Dq)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (vsOOT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)
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PhD guaranteed!
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (HW7Dq)
I think PhD should be pronounced like Elmer Fudd's last name...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:26 PM (ynpvh)
Peter St. Onge warned that the taxpayers are probably going to end up bailing out private credit as a number of the lenders (e.g., Blue Owl) have stopped allowing redemptions.
Peter also pointed out that the banks are lobbying Congress hard to make it illegal for stable coins to pay interest because those accounts are paying about 4% while banks are paying < 1/4%.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 05:26 PM (2ap+5)
If she hadn't been playing his mom, that scene with her in the bedroom with Marty in Back to the Future would have been scorching hot. As it is, super awkward and disturbing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:28 PM (El6/E)
I can fix her.
Or die trying
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (El6/E)
She needs spankings.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 05:28 PM (vsOOT)
1.5M meals. Imagine the infrastructure and resources to prepare and serve that many meals. The biggest professional catering companies in the country probably don’t serve that many meals in that time frame.
But this lone asshole probably had a bare-bones LLC with maybe one to two employees, tiny office space, and no resources to serve hamburger helper, let alone 1.5M meals.
The fact that nobody bothered to do any due diligence whatsoever on any of these companies makes it 100% clear to me that everyone was in on it, from top to bottom.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:29 PM (1LxEq)
even then...
aiui, it was broken into about seven pieces a while ago and glued back together.
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 30, 2026 05:31 PM (bNf8H)
I've been reading about a counterattack on the ABA, one of the main groups harassing and trying to take down lawyers who work with Trump or any MAGA related person. The ABA has become a far left advocacy group and not a neutral arbiter of the law.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (azOtX)
Excellent!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (OM9sb)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (1LxEq)
What you people are forgetting is that this guy chose to not serve 1.5 Million People to Children.
Because, he cares.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (W7FsI)
長谷川吉田 Hasegawa Yoshida
@EdoEraPervert
Translated from Japanese
I'm often seeing this word on TL, and I'm confused because I don't get what it means. What the heck is "Nigga"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 05:34 PM (MIIRH)
aiui, it was broken into about seven pieces a while ago and glued back together.
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (v3pYe)
Reduce to gravel then mill it down to minus .01" in a ball mill, put the resulting sludge into tanks, and empty them at sea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:35 PM (azOtX)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (r2KsI)
Posted by: John M at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (CzLfO)
Were You Inconvenienced by the Decrepit White Hippies During the CCP- and Soros-Funded No Kings Shuffle-Abouts?
Insurrection BarbieThey're literally mutants.
@DefiyantlyFree Mar 28 I got stuck in the middle of one of the idiotic CCP funded No Kings protests with my kid in this morning. First of all it was 15 people. They were all white and over the age of 65 and lastly, if you continue to walk around with signs that say No Kings, you look like an idiot. Literally no one was under the age of 65 in the whole crowd.
Fetishist 'No Kings' protester in mask drags 'Trump' and 'JD Vance' behind her wheelchairUh-huh.
The "No Kings" protest in Atlanta took a turn for the weird as a masked artist dragged unhinged cosplayers dressed as President Trump and Vice President JD Vance behind her wheelchair. Video of the street protest sideshow circulating online shows activist Jessica Blinkhorn clad in a black sheer skirt, a leather tube top and a full facemask reminiscent of "Mad Max: Fury Road" villain Immortan Joe seated in a motorized wheelchair as her fellow dress-up players awkwardly gyrate to techno music. The Georgia State University teacher and self-described "DOGEWALKER" holds a metal leash in one hand, which is connected to a collar worn by a person wearing a Trump mask and dressed in his signature blue suit, red tie and MAGA hat, and a woman who appears to be mimicking Erika Kirk. ... "This is performance as protest. This is art in action," Blinkhorn wrote in an Instagram post accompanying the unhinged video. ...
Blinkhorn has been awarded in the art world for her performance pieces about sex and disability. He received a prestigious Guggenheim Fellowship in 2024 -- a prestigious award that comes with tens of thousands of dollars in grant money -- for her project SPANKBOX. The art "depicts individuals with physical disabilities in hypersexualized poses and situations," according to the fellowship.
Video of these sexual fetishist mutants here. (Toby just emailed me to say "Almost as hittable as Sarah Longwell.")
Robert DeNiro -- or, as I think this genius should be called, Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro -- stumbled and mumbled his way through a gibberish speech written for him by ChatGTP.
C3For decades people praised DeNiro for somehow managing to make his eyes empty and absent. Turns out, no, he's not a great actor, he's just brain-damaged IRL. When he "portrays" a man with no inner monologue who seems to be an animal motivated only by primitive instinct, that's just him. Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro shuffle-marched alongside pogrom-stirring race hustler and OG Grifter Al Sharpton as well as spherical bull-dyke and mortgage fraudster "Big Tish" James.
@C_3C_3 Mar 28 No Kings crybaby and terminal TDS patient Robert DeNiro... Has lost roughly $350 million on his last 5 movies. Whoops!
LMAO 🤣. No kings protester completely LOSES IT and STORMS AWAY when the interviewer points out that nobody voted for Kamala and she was installed as the nominee pic.twitter.com/k4soNACCuS
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 29, 2026
Philadelphia, PA - at today's “No Kings” protest
— Vivid.🇮🇱 (@VividProwess) March 28, 2026
"Death to America”
“Death to Israel”
Long Live the Intifada”
All while holding the “Palestinian” flag.
Those are literally terrorists in America.
pic.twitter.com/7oBKSWjb1A
“Then they came for the theater kids, and I said ‘make sure you get all the theater kids’” https://t.co/r4E5ylnmvm
— 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) (@myth_pilot) March 30, 2026
No kings protesters in Nashville, TN
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 29, 2026
These libtards are actually deranged pic.twitter.com/thWB19dYL6
This is the best takedown of "No Kings" I've seen yet.
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) March 29, 2026
"You just hate what you're told to hate..."
"I just wish the anti-authoritarian energy was present during actual tyranny." 🔥pic.twitter.com/126eJbo8vc
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)
If we have to resolve it, it won't end well for the mutants.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (rbvCR)
Looks more like a tire tube top to me.
Posted by: GWB at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (z/ZK2)
To CECOT with all these protestors!
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (sWgE+)
yuck
gonna make Easter a bit more annoying
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (cWLG3)
We’re busy crushing down the streets of Tehran in our new turbo Trans Am…
Posted by: Fearless Iranians From Hell at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (z/ZK2)
Also a divorce, that broke whatever was left of him. I kind of disagree about DeNiro's acting ability. He WAS very good for a couple of decades. He picked good roles that fitted his ability. He's an empty shell now.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (6uxuX)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (h3Irj)
All of them were talking about how they enjoyed the protest the day before...
Yep. The protests main demographic are old people waiting to die.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (4xEtP)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
This is much different than during the BLM tyranny in 2020 or so. Those protests were much better organized, much better funded, and much much better attended.
No Kings is barely a wet fart in a hurricane.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
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Not closely enough, and now I hate you.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)
_______
Ummm ... I think that's a dude, bro
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)
The hardest part about this entire situation is telling your father.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
yeah the facial geometry is weird and extreme and now I can see a dude in that. Not sure if it is a dude. Would not chance it. Not worth it even if it's a tatted up witch-faced broad.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
LEAVE BALLISTIC ALONE!
...also,
Love is love, homie.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (W7FsI)
Yeah, Miss SoL was a bit rough looking. Like she'd raped by a gang of TdA terrorists.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (JCZqz)
In many ways, this is the story of the next post.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
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At least I'm not rollerblading.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (oqH4h)
Before the proest yesterday morning, they were running around frantically trying t pack the car with signs and accessories -- yelling at each other, upset, excited, desperate to get there in time and not forget anything.
aFterward, they invited abut 15 fellow No-Kingers to the house for an after-protest canapé party. they stood around laughing and sipping white wine, and then gathered in a circle and sang cringey "protest songs" that consisted n '60s and '70s hits with badly rewritten anti-Trump lyrics.
It was so sad, so pathetic.
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Av6i5)
All of them were talking about how they enjoyed the protest the day before...
Yep. The protests main demographic are old people waiting to die.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)
Where else can you have a free outdoor party, and even get "famous" attention and possibly paid?
This is an assisted living home dream. It's why they keep having them. Puts the olds out for at least 1/2 the day and the prior week is "getting ready" events...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (tOcjL)
In many ways, this is the story of the next post.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle)
Go to Xinjiang province and fix tractors.
Posted by: Mao at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (sWgE+)
how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Ia/+0)
"You just hate what you're told to hate..."
"I just wish the anti-authoritarian energy was present during actual tyranny."
I remember when you had to show your vaccine card to dine out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Kksvc)
But... once you get done scanning for easy/nasty, you have to look closer and decide, "Is this even worth it on Easy Mode? What are we even doing here? "
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
Or a tranny.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (z/ZK2)
how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
So it's not a pot bellied over tatted Shemale ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)
parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)
Ace, it isn’t fair to make fun of blind horndog Toby
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (36bTp)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (IifOV)
What our brains do is take the information given to it and form what is essentially an ideal for what it 'sees'.
Then, it adjusts as reality imposes itself on the ideal.
This, is the essential working of the 10 yard rule.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
Or a tranny.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (z/ZK2)
I was thinking male to female tranny who actually spent money at least getting the good hormones...that type of person would want to show the nipples by going bra-less...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (tOcjL)
I remember when you had to show your vaccine card to dine out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Kksvc)
Went to a St. Louis Blues hockey game during the covid thing. The people we went with, one guy's wife was a nurse. She had 'vaccine passports' pre printed for all of us so we had no issue getting into the arena.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
She's The Statue of Libertine.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)
Didn't file an anonymous noise complaint over the singing?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)
"would my dick be mad at me for sticking him in that?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (W7FsI)
This also works on "transgenders".
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (n5tGW)
S/he's gazing at that officer like David French watching a particularly jacked bull pound his wife. Pure happiness.
It's almost like these abominations want to get arrested. Almost like it's all performance art.
Ya know?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM
Paul Shanklin wept.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (iXqHn)
Supposedly there is another one tomorrow night. I 'm going to check it out.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)
The judges would have also accepted, "Creamsicle Mussolini"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)
How much were they paying?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (2Ez/1)
Make Hickory Shampoo Great Again.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (W7FsI)
Ya know?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
Cred.
Shows how far they're willing to go on their terrorist resume.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM
The Vespa Question. Will any of my friends see me riding that?
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (tOcjL)
NK's is also hobo Mardi Gras.
Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (3fEC+)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (+nEug)
Take plenty of pictures!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
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And that folks is the thread winner...
The horde never disappoints.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)
And not ONE mask! Think of the Covid variances!!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
*bats eyes*
He doesn't have to know.
Posted by: Statue of Libertine at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: No Ignorance nor bliss at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (48kUI)
Some support honks, but also loud exhortations to fuck themselves, and many birds were thrown, including my own.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (Fbc0I)
The left. They never cease to entertain when they go out and do dumb shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (2Ez/1)
They probably didn't have to.
They just had to tell people it was a reason for them to act like drama kids and wear costumes, and they were in.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:51 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: No Ignorance nor bliss at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (48kUI)
She's so round. So firm.. So FULLY PACKED.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM
Add a few pounds and she'd be a torta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (bFu5X)
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Interviewer: “Why do you think there’s not a lot of black people here?”
Protester:
“Because a lot of them are afraid of being arrested. And they don’t wanna get arrested. They can’t afford it. They can’t afford the lawyers. They can’t afford the time off from work. And they’re afraid.”
Interviewer: “Do you think black people are less likely to protest because they’re afraid of getting arrested?”
Protester:
“Yeah, I do. Because they know they’ll get arrested more than white people.”
Interviewer: “What about voter ID laws? A lot of people say that suppresses the black vote.”
Protester:
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
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The media's narrative at work.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (0OHKH)
Posted by: al roker at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (IifOV)
Toby is gonna get mad if you are checking out his girl.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (W7FsI)
Filed under: Things i Didn't Know.
Also appears to be chilly
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (kVoLy)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)
The Shame shall forever be engraved upon Your Soul.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (iXqHn)
Protester:
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
=====
Tell me you're a racist that has never met a black person without telling me you're a racist that's never met a black person.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle)
Is that really 'Pam'? She looks like the years have been very kind to her.
Wonder if she lives in California.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (QGaXH)
But be loud about it, because most of them have hearing aids.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ace
Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (vTZFs)
So, I feel bad for them...and yet, I'd also like them to stay in their assisted living homes and have an ice cream party instead.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (tOcjL)
You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED
What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?
Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
Saturday was great. I was horribly disappointed by two horror movies, watched coverage of No Kings Day 3 on MS Now AND watched 'Freddy Got Fingered.' Entertainment all around.
Hollywood has had 25 years to dig deeper and 'Freddy Got Fingered' was actually the best movie I saw that day. It was bad and I can't believe they crapped $14 million on it, but it wasn't that bad. Lily white and no bitching about racism and no gays,
And thanks to MS Now, Tom Green didn't even crack the top 7 most annoying people Saturday.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (ueM0k)
no, just kinda looks and sounds like her.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (1wjle)
how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
THAT'S A MAN, BABY...!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ace
Weird Al hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
No, because the half dozen or so old ladies from my county who protest ICE are downtown, where no one goes anymore.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: freddie mercury at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)
You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED
What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?
Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)
And they had 100 of the stupid f*cks lined up for that dipshittery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)
You missed the Art Thread by a few hours, sir.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (0Htd1)
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Sounds like a victim of Somali pirate fraud.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (NgYxV)
You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED
What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?
Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)
They want to be gang-ravaged by a bunch of swarthy Muslims.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Phases of dementia, most likely...the older you get, the more likely you will start to experience that mental fade...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)
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Sounds like a victim of Somali pirate fraud.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (NgYxV)
Sad thing is, HE didn't lose anything. He got paid. The movie studios....THEY took it in the shorts for that asshole. But, you hired him. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:59 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)
I'm sure there was quite the monkeypox convention in several areas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think the deeper message he was trying to convey was:
#OrangeCheetoBad
/Furure MAHA Voter?
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:00 PM (NgYxV)
- Defy some Judicial decisions
- Indict/arrest/mug shot of opponent
- Search the residence of your opponent
- Pardon every last person in your administration
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (bKa86)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (XMwZJ)
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And that's just considering Congress.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Beelzebubba at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM
The Vespa Question. Will any of my friends see me riding that?
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)
Had a crude friend who's favorite joke was 'what do fat chicks and Vespas have in common?
Answer: they can both be a lot of fun but you don't want you're friends to see you riding one.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:02 PM (QGaXH)
how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
***
Was thinking the same thing.
*shudders*
And her costume is missing the pigeon shit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 04:03 PM (2ap+5)
The photo of the strange man wrapped like a tire in the wheelchair is bizarre, but not enough for me to find out or care.
It will soon be hot and they will stop these No King's worthless parades due to their age. Pass the baton to the paid protesters and move straight into real riot month which is June.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ace
Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM
Could Ace actually be Weird Al?????
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: Frank Barone
Day trip from the old folks home.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Kksvc)
fixt
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (WONhk)
Sorry gents who have rarely felt the touch of a female, that's a woman, albeit a large nosed one.
Here's the side pic
https://nypost.com/2026/03/29/us-news/no-kings-rally-turns-
violent-and-woman-dressed-as-statue-of-liberty-is-arrested/
[Delete the hard return after turns- ]
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: ace
Hello fart shits my old friend
I must contend with you again
Because the Taco Bell I was eating
Has left my butthole weeping
It's run thru me like a molten lava train
Oh the pain
And now I poop with violence
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (Kksvc)
Yes. These people who have been dropped on their heads as children are there every weekend now.
I was with the wife, but I so dearly wanted to roll the windows down and blast ICE ICE BABY from my huge stereo in the MAGA red dirty diesel truck.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (WYStd)
Just remember they all vote. There’s unfortunately no law keeping idiots like this from voting.
Posted by: That Guy at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (g/iaZ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)
You missed the Art Thread by a few hours, sir.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (iXqHn)
I'm on the left coast and slept late today....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:07 PM (QGaXH)
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There's a deleted scene in the movie Event Horizon that features such "art."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (F0XtB)
They probably had to cut that tire off the moobs and submerge the entire deal in a pool.
I'll bet the smell triggered dogs miles away.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Cqx++)
I presume that it was a list of all the pedos outed by THE EPSTEIN FILES! which included Prince Andrew - who was outed as having leaked government secrets, Elon Musk - who wasn't in the files at all AFAIK, and Woody Allen - who was almost certainly a pedo but also not in the files.
Not mentioned were the hundreds (thousands?) of teachers who molest kids every year. But that's okay.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (0Htd1)
Now that I'm waayyyyy over 29, when I see the young guys with shaved heads I want to growl at them 'get a haircut, hippie'. When/if they say 'wth you talking about, old man' I'd say 'I dunno, it's just what old guys told me when I was your age so......'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:10 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:10 PM (7WnOb)
Those were the only places Hillary was giving speeches in 2016?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)
* bows head for wheelchair.
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (7WnOb)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (AlhUl)
You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED
What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?
Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)
Probably the same ones that spend their free time trying to annoy other posters on schmaart military blogs...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (QGaXH)
As for the gimp, he is near death, so that's a plus. That belly is less fat than retained liquid (ascites), and that level looks like liver failure
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (g6TN6)
Right, they're still trying to make "Trump's name is in the files" happen.
The files don't actually support claims that what was happening there was pedos, just a lot of rich guys banging "yacht girls" like Meghan Markle. Especially considering the legal age in the Virgin Islands is 16.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)
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I always insisted on Duval and Caine as at least as good. Hell, Jane Fonda was pretty good at the start of Barbarella (her career was all downhill from there, when she got dressed.)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:14 PM (AlhUl)
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My father might have hit on some of them - back in 1942, when they were doable.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (NcvvS)
DA Brooke Rollins announcing arrests of former city officials today including Chair of the Human Rights Commission. Millions in fraud to live the high life, build personal brand, pay tuition and personal expenses.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: InZona at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (/O9OF)
Great News!!
Variety reports there's going to be a movie!
Sony Pictures Television is shopping a project about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein with Laura Dern attached to star, Variety has learned.
The limited series is based on the book “Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story” by Julie K. Brown, the Miami Herald journalist who put a renewed spotlight on Epstein and his crimes. Dern will star in the series as Brown.
The official description of the series describes it as “an explosive account of an investigative reporter exposing the secret plea deal between Epstein and federal prosecutors. Drawing from Brown’s experience as a groundbreaking reporter for the Miami Herald, the book and the limited series follow her relentless years-long investigation that identified 80 victims, persuaded key survivors to go on the record, and led to Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s arrests.”
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)
It's the meme, where the woman in the Handmaid outfit explains that Republicans want to force her to have hot sex with high-status very masculine men and then Niagara Falls comes out of her cooter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 04:17 PM (VWtfl)
I must contend with you again
Because the Taco Bell I was eating
Has left my butthole weeping
It's run thru me like a molten lava train
Oh the pain
And now I poop with violence
Posted by: rickb223
>Did you get the 2 Chicken Chalupas Supreme Combo? It's like avian caviar in a crispy corn shell.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:17 PM (Fbc0I)
How many of the hand maiden people lived their lives hopping from one bed to the next until they aged out of it and they fantasize about a rich, powerful man claiming them and using them... sexually. His strong arms holding them down as he thrusts into them. There's nothing they can do, they're helpless against him.
It's all BDSM fantasy time for leftovers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (/1l9x)
They probably had to cut that tire off the moobs and submerge the entire deal in a pool.
I'll bet the smell triggered dogs miles away.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)
Pool..pool..oh you mean like an acid bath? That would work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (/1l9x)
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Boredom?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (g6TN6)
Basically... Thanks for protesting to make sure no Kings come in and take over the Country... as Elected President I appreciate your hard work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Half the country was always weird... we just USED to use public shame to make them hide it.
Now, they are OUT, and Proud.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)
Kamala Harris received 0.0% of the democrat primary vote, and they made her their candidate solely because they realized their actual candidate, Joe Biden, was going to lose badly. That's the total reasoning behind the switch - we are going to lose with Biden, maybe we can win with Kamala. Voters? Fuck the voters.
No kings blah blah. Such bullshit.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Lack of war on our soil. Nobody can make them (oopsie) collateral damage, so they breed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM (snZF9)
We have his answer.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Because the cops stopped letting people beat them to death.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (iXqHn)
ABC, NBC and CBS average about a total of 21 million viewers according to Grok. A small portion of the total population.
MS Now is about 1.6 million. CNN is about 700,000.
I wonder how many Americans didn't even know this was going on or why?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Heavy Metal.
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (7WnOb)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (YlWIZ)
It fucking gives me chills. These people are positively creepy. They are very average looking women with male dominance fantasies.
By the way, the TV show doesn't even resemble the book. The premise of the book is "what if Christians in North America treated women like the Iranians and the Saudis?"
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (vOtXJ)
Now, they are OUT, and Proud.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)
Their dads used to beat the living shit out of them so much that if they even THOUGHT a weird thought, they'd have an instant response as if they'd been beaten again, and that was enough to stop them.
That doesn't happen now.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (iXqHn)
Somehow it became conventional wisdom that if your sex life is anything other than hetero missionary with the lights off you're a Communist and must vote accordingly.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (2ocoG)
Speaking of washed up old has-beens, remember that guy Cahrles from the Small Mint-Colored Pigskins web site? The guy that, from the onset of the site, absolutely HATED the mullahs of Iran? Held them responsible for all the ills in the middle east? You'd think that now they're finally being dealt with he'd at least back the Trump administration's actions?
Well, you'd be wrong. Not posting the link, but talk about a 180 degree switcheroo. Cash conquers all, for some people.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (Ft5W9)
Thats how I feel about these retards. I’ve forgotten the stupid protests even existed. Why give them any attention, they’re 65 year old children.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (uDDWT)
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SF NEWS
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JAY BARMANN
Sheryl Davis, Human Rights Commission Director and Dream Keeper Chief Under Breed, Arrested on Felony Charges
https://tinyurl.com/b9uker2y
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: redridinghood
>Somebody has to subsidize their pharmaceuticals when they're mid-transition.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz)
No kings blah blah. Such bullshit.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM
It's "No Kings". They're allowed to have queens.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: ace
Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (vTZFs)
Because you got high?
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:29 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Heavy Metal.
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None of the metal heads I know are into goofy shit like that.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (y9ksN)
We all know who you mean. The alleged jazz guitarist who allegedly rides a bicycle with no seat. He got a new girlfriend and adopted her politics. That was pretty much the end of anyone smart posting there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Ft5W9)
I suppose a bigger question is, "Why did you even go see if he's still alive?" He was something big, something important, and he became just another looney closet in an internet filled with them.
Let his name be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (vOtXJ)
I actually watched the first couple of seasons about...eight years ago? Just before I got my CDL.
Dear Lord, it was awful. Just a badly, badly written series. I got a couple of episodes into season three and bailed. It was just getting worse and I couldn't stand it anymore,
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (g6TN6)
We've still got several tons of fentanyl don't we?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (ExV1e)
Metal *heads* aren't, but the music press in general and the specialist metal press in particular is way hard left and very angry about it.
Very much like all the other specialist press, actually.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: redridinghood"
The internet. Before it, the weirdness was mostly localized.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (vFG9F)
We have his answer.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (wBaIH)
So that means one in ten have an IQ higher than 130...given a standard distribution.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Rome at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (V4IXI)
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Well duhhhh! It's Kid Rock's house and the commie rat bastards needed a buzzing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ndZc7)
To be fair, that's also how *our* weirdness got together.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Fbc0I)
That's perfect. I 100% endorse that use of my tax dollars.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:34 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)
Did he really get a new GF?
Tale as old as time, man.
Maybe he should have hooked up with another man and maybe he would've been allowed to keep his opinion.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Accomack at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (+sNap)
Bell curve remains unbeaten (generally speaking). The problem is distributions among various demographic groups ("G factor")
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)
The hardest part about this entire situation is telling your father.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
Incidentally, of one of the funniest comments on YouTube is on the music video for "The Man" by The Killers. It goes something like, "After watching this, I finally sat my parents down to tell them that they're gay."
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: redridinghood
How? Internet. They were always weird. We just never heard about it.
Someone did some stupid shit in Elkhorn, Idaho was never heard about in Secaucus, New Jersey.
Thanks to the internet, it's now on a reel on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram and Twitter.
Everyone sees it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:43 PM (7WnOb)
Oh and forgot, white people are destroying the planet,
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)
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I don't. Who are you talking about?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (aZm/F)
One of ours is always at the County Courthouse - and the county is ran entirely by very well-heeled & connected Democrats/Socialists - but, no doubt we're all paying for their protection and that of the "orators and entertainment." 🙄
>PennLive dot com
"A No Kings rally in Media, Pa included a march to the Delaware County Courthouse for a 90-minute rally that included songs and speeches." Heaven help us all. 🤡
"This is your flag too!" was the retort from the audience for some alleged patriotic song.
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Well, THAT crowd didn't wall far for the festivities. Someone should have hollered the undocumented would be in their school and neighborhood & they would have scattered like roaches.
But all-in-all, as several hundreds 'liked:' It worked guys!!! There's still no king after...
Mockingly, of course.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 05:06 PM (NFX2v)
The Democrats, in the long tradition within their party of creating a political operation funded with tax dollars (a "machine"), have duplicated it, not with direct government jobs -because we've created laws like the Hatch Act making that difficult - but with government-adjacent operations, like schools and universities, and " NGOs".
Kill the Teacher's Unions, dismantle all the socially-conscious fluff curricula in colleges, and defund, without exception, NGOs. Let them run on donations, not taxes.
I'm betting that the collapse of this kind of street theater would mimic the USAID cuts response.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (rJ+qD)
It's on the same wavelength as soyboy progs affecting camo to show their Man Cred.
They wouldn't know the stirrings of actual liberty if it crawled up their leg and bit em on their teeny weeny dicks.
Posted by: Zek at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (5FPX4)
Did Democrats Just Steal a Congeressional Seat?
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh HOLY CRAP!! A Palm Beach elections office volunteer just got arrested for STEALING an encrypted access key and computer equipment in the March 24 special election where the Democrat won by 800 votes This is the district the includes Mar-a-Lago. Investigators worry that the encryption -- used for training -- could be reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration The theft was reported on March 27, a few days after last Tuesday's special election, per WPTV. The theft occurred on March 19, just days before election day "During the search of [John] Panicci's home, detectives recovered the stolen items along with a substantial amount of electronic and digital storage devices. Panicci was transported to the Palm Beach County Jail and booked on charges." Election integrity is vital to our republic. If it's happening in Florida -- IT'S HAPPENING NATIONWIDE
Tony Seruga
@TonySeruga You wondered how Democrat Emily Gregory defeated Trump-endorsed Republican Jon Maples by roughly 797--800 votes (51.2% to 48.8%, out of about 33,400 votes cast in a low-turnout special). The district had previously been held by a Republican who won by a much larger margin in 2024. FACTS: On March 19, during a volunteer training session at the elections office (4301 Cherry Road) ahead of the March 24 special election, Panicci allegedly stole an encrypted access key from a voter registration terminal. Surveillance photos reportedly captured the act.
He maintains a Facebook profile under John Panicci (@JohnWPB), describing himself as a "huge tech nerd." The key was programmed only for training databases, not live voter registration or election systems. However, investigators expressed concern that someone technically skilled could reverse-engineer the encryption and misuse it in a real kiosk.
The theft was reported to detectives on March 27. They identified Panicci, obtained search and arrest warrants, and executed them at his Lake Worth/Greenacres-area home on March 28. They recovered the stolen key and equipment, plus a large amount of other electronic and digital storage devices. He faces charges related to theft of computer equipment/property crimes (including taking/damaging electronic devices). He was booked into Palm Beach County Jail and held on $6,000 bail, with a no-contact order regarding the elections office. The investigation is ongoing, including a review of seized devices. It appears that Panicci was in communication with Debbie Wasserman Schultz's DC office over a dozen times since Christmas. If you recall, Wasserman and her Assistant United States Attorney (federal prosecutor) in the District of Columbia, brother, Steven Wasserman, who bungled the case, provided cover for the Awan brothers (Imran Awan, Abid Awan, and Jamal Awan), who were Pakistani-American IT staffers who worked as shared/contracted technicians for numerous Democratic members of Congress.
And they knew the guy was sketchy pic.twitter.com/xsKP1Spjp3
— kelly 🇺🇸 (@kelly54708895) March 29, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:32 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (7HqqU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (98kQX)
There were a bunch of other elections too.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)
Prevent people from questioning the integrity of our elections, obviously!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (xZzjp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (7HqqU)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (MIIRH)
But I agree it smells worst than Ahmed's crusty underwear stained with goat ass.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
— kelly 🇺🇸 (@kelly54708895) March 29, 2026
Figures.
Typical "the suspect was 'known to police'" bullshit we hear every f*cking time there's a shooting.
If the left can't cheat, they never win anything again outside of blueist of the blue shitholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (2Ez/1)
it's a state rep seat in special election which will have a redo in the fall
which will go to the R
still, they need to jail that blonde mofo, soonest
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (7HqqU)
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (AkEZC)
no I think they used it now
they wanted the headlines
they were planning on doing it again in the fall too tho, of course. this was like a teaser
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Decision Desk veteran at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (j+aD2)
ccording to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, the theft occurred on March 19 at the Supervisor of Elections’ headquarters on Cherry Road. Surveillance footage and digital check-in logs allegedly show Panicci, who was not on the original training roster, writing his name in, scanning his identification, and entering the room at 8:34 a.m.
Surveillance footage captured the moment Panicci, seated at a voter registration kiosk, reached over to an adjacent machine and pulled a black-and-silver SanDisk USB from its port. Investigators say he then slipped the device into his right pants pocket and left the facility.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (JCZqz)
which will go to the R
still, they need to jail that blonde mofo, soonest
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)
I hear you, and I agree. But that's not the point. The point is that they're stealing seats with literally zero consequences.
Until they receive consequences (or have consequences imposed upon them), nothing changes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)
They're so used to no consequence, they're just out and out BOLD about their criminal activities.
"We've got the biggest voter fraud system the world has ever seen."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
"Why will the SAVE Act never pass?"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
As soon as you introduce anything digital, trust goes out the window.
I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)
They've been lusting after this one like a Democrat after a child.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)
she's mostly investigating the 127 year old voters
they have those in Florida still too!
she's also pretty MILFY I have to say
seems like a fun lady
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (gKWVE)
I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)
During a hearing in Georgia back in 2020, someone hacked a voting machine using the internet connected thermostat on the wall in the same room as the machine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Minnesota cheats just fine with nothing digital. They just need a Buick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)
not just that, but the retention numbers for seated congressmen are way way way WAY high
that is due to fraud
that's why Thune is doing what he's doing
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (j+aD2)
To a systems engineer, this whole thing is nuts. There should be no "training keys" -- what a security mess.
2. Why steal it if it was only good for training?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (u73oe)
that is due to fraud
that's why Thune is doing what he's doing
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (j+aD2)
Congress has an approval rating of 15% at most and yet every incumbent is gets re-elected.
It's like magic!
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (xZzjp)
Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)
"That's RIGHT!!!!!"
- - - - - Brian in New Orleans
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)
Awaiting the appearance of Brian in New Orleans ... any moment now ...
***mutters BINO BINO BINO ***
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)
well that wasn't me!
Ive seen the white boxes snuck into Philly polling places after hours via the back door!
Philly has always, always cheated
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)
Elections in Saddam's Iraq were also beyond reproach...complain about them as an Iraqi and you were tortured and killed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (ynpvh)
I am routinely assured that any time a Democrat "wins" an election the voters there deserve it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (g8Ew8)
- - - - - Brian in New Orleans
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
62 I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)
Awaiting the appearance of Brian in New Orleans ... any moment now ...
***mutters BINO BINO BINO ***
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)
Once again ... Sponge is first !
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (3sXRv)
There are systems where credentials that are used to authenticate to a training environment are also capable to authenticate in production. In fact its quite common for users in our systems to have a single set of credentials that allows for access to both.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (WYStd)
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Wow! That's right where I grew up after we moved from NYC back in the 1960's....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (QGaXH)
It's like magic!
exactly! and we're to believe that's all due to people being dumb and provincial and/or name recognition?!?!
pull the other one, Narrative
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (3sXRv)
LMMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
See "tag out/lock out" switches on machinery for an idea of how this could be implemented.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (5ZXSK)
well that wasn't me!
Ive seen the white boxes snuck into Philly polling places after hours via the back door!
Philly has always, always cheated
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)
Including at least one member of PA's highest court was involved in shenanigans...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (ynpvh)
McAWFL's Daughter: How do we stop Trump?
McAWFL: First, we carry around signs.
McAWFL's Daughter: Then what?
McAWFL: That's it!
Posted by: Comic Relief Segment of the Show at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
McAWFL's Daughter: How do we stop Trump?
McAWFL: First, we carry around signs.
McAWFL's Daughter: Then what?
McAWFL: That's it!
Posted by: Comic Relief Segment of the Show at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)
Does the McAWFL come with extra cheese and lots of whine?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (VmB4Z)
I still have to fully watch them but I did watch part and the guy is really good. There are 13 videos on that election fraud involving guns being brought to set things right.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (VmB4Z)
Sometimes. Oh, that was rhetorical. Nevermind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (ynpvh)
Then he had no need to steal it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (Fbc0I)
this is just muddying the water
they're not this dumb
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (8/+vP)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)
Election fraud.... maybe.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (8/+vP)
Some voting is like a post turtle...you know the dead guy was not casting the ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (ynpvh)
You sure that was a usb device?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)
Is a furry a sick, twisted individual that shouldn't be within 100 miles of a child at any time, ever?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)
Homey don't play that game.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
this is like the cops say you weren't really robbed because they never caught the robber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)
You sure that was a usb device?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)
Well, it was a micro USB device...so maybe there was some question...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
You sure that was a usb device?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)
The pocket pussy. When you just can't get to a real pussy in time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)
I noticed that also, but with auto-cucumber and sausage-finger susceptible phone keyboards it's hard to attribute multiple typo's to illiteracy as opposed to inattentiveness.
I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)
I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
this is like the cops say you weren't really robbed because they never caught the robber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)
Soros prosecutors would also say girls in schools weren't sexually harassed and assaulted by trans as well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
Except when it does.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)
I honestly keep forgetting he's dead, and then something like this happens and just brightens up my day a bit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)
I honestly keep forgetting he's dead, and then something like this happens and just brightens up my day a bit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)
Eternally being assaulted by Satan's exercise band...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:55 PM (CWTWj)
as shown in the well-known documentary "everything everywhere all at once"
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:56 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM
"Send nudes. Hurry!" - Tony "El Big Sleaze" Gonzales (R-TX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)
Isn't that the whole purpose for the concept of Patents? Because all you have to do is buy one and take it apart to see how to make your own?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: tintex at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (yKTmi)
They stole several senate seats and the AZ governorship in 2022.
They stole the WI senate race in 2024
So did they steal a seat in 2026?
8 ball says Y-E-S
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (/6GbT)
"Send nudes. Hurry!" - Tony "El Big Sleaze" Gonzales (R-TX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)
"Bobs and vagene!"
- - -- - Haji
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM
The incumbent does not always win. Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 02:58 PM (bFu5X)
Changing a database connection string isn't exactly rocket science.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (BSRx7)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (/6GbT)
This.
they keep telling me how some woman from some small town somewhere went to jail, but they NEVER tell me they found the head of the snake or whomever was financing the scheme.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 03:00 PM (5ZXSK)
That's called Karmadillo.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:00 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (vOtXJ)
Does the McAWFL come with extra cheese and lots of whine?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
Extra yeast.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)
Extra yeast.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)
ewwwwwww.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Pinochet skeet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (TezPK)
That's where I keep my fingerbang for interns!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Pinochet skeet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)
PULL!
*thhhwwwwaaaaaaaallllk*
*BLAM*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Thank you! High praise coming from one of the more well-known commenters.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (gtcuf)
Thank you! High praise coming from one of the more well-known commenters.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (QGaXH)
I'm incredibly overrated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)
PULL!
*thhhwwwwaaaaaaaallllk*
*BLAM*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Pinochet man. No pull, you push.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (snZF9)
This is the guy that during the Presidential campaign claimed that he had mass cellphone records, and could track things like "57% of the attendees at the Kamala Harris rally in East Bumfuck last night had been to at least three Harris rallies in the past".
He was trying to make the point that Harris had a corps of professional attendees that the Harris campaign was bussing from event to event.
While I'd like to believe that, I never saw anyone corroborate Seruga's claims, nor did I see anyone refuting Seruga's claims, so I still don't know if he was blowing smoke or not.
It was very odd.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (n1OCj)
Yeah. Nothing to see THERE, at all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
The guy should be facing the death penalty...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
Pinochet man. No pull, you push.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (snZF9)
As God as my witness, I thought election fraudsters could fly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Laters all....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)
That's called Karmadillo.
Posted by: rickb223
>Ballistics. How do they work? Sad. Yet funny since he's not dead.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (Fbc0I)
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Translation: Investigators worry that the encryption -- used for training -- was reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (RIvkX)
Will this guy get 9 weeks of community service even?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Ah, now I understand the launch thing. Pull it is. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:09 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Resist_we_much at March 30, 2026 03:09 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Laters all....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)
***
Hmmmm...
*wonders what's on the menu*
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 30, 2026 03:11 PM (uw1r+)
·
34m
>>🚨 BREAKING: Trump-endorsed Jon Maples has RE-FILED to run for the Florida House seat where a liberal elections volunteer got arrested for stealing an encrypted access key and computer equipment
>>LFG! He has a better chance in November, when the average Republican knows an election is happening
>>Maples only lost by ~800 VOTES in the District 87 special election on March 24, which includes Mar-a-Lago
>>Win this seat BACK, and make sure the election is secure.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)
A reporter interviewed the guy that managed the location the machine was stolen from and I remember to this day the guy who ran the site, some career Dem operative, had the biggest shit eating grin as he said he had no idea how Slosberg ended up with the Vot-a-Matic
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 03:12 PM (CWTWj)
MS NOW: The manosphere is turning against Trump over Iran.
It's from The Atlantic so you know it must be true. I'm sorry. I'll keep slumming for awhile up until my brain says 'Oh Rachel Maddow! Pants off!'
Even in jest.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 03:13 PM (Sco7b)
If we had an honest news source out there, we'd probably have less issues with this stuff. At least, a more informed Republic. Alas, we're stuck with the sex machine, Brian Stelter and his fellow lying propagandists.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:14 PM (sAmhv)
May be never.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 30, 2026 03:15 PM (hr1Ra)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
*********
They want to guarantee it's a bloodbath.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (vqA1l)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (abIsI)
Look at this photograph...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)
Look at this photograph...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)
Meh. I felt like shit when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:19 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
2024:
R 57,471
D 39,151
2026 special
R 16,316
D 17,113
So R turnout was about 1/3 of normal, and D turnout about half
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
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Heh.
A great old meme before memes were cool.
/In Living Color
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (R28e7)
Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (azZ8r)
The guy is a crook and and asshole and should have the book thrown at him, but the odds that he could use the one key he stole to reverse-engineer the cryptographic schema is kind of a silly idea.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)
A single extra Democrat seat in the Florida House of Representatives is exactly meaningless. It's even less than a fart in a hurricane
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)
I think it's both.
Now, dipshit may've stolen the key for the NEXT election that's in a few months, but I don't doubt there were nefarious doings in THIS election as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
A single extra Democrat seat in the Florida House of Representatives is exactly meaningless. It's even less than a fart in a hurricane
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)
"BUT IT'S IN TRUMP'S BACK YARD!!!!"
- - - - - news
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
The guy is a crook and and asshole and should have the book thrown at him, but the odds that he could use the one key he stole to reverse-engineer the cryptographic schema is kind of a silly idea.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)
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Unless the "training" key is a copy of the real thing. Also not sure if it's a MFA key like a Yubikey or or digital signing key like Safenet. Anyone know?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
The manosphere is more interested in banging on their cheekbones with hammers and doing meth than worry about Iran, I thought. And telling stories about hoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (zZu0s)
2024:
R 57,471
D 39,151
2026 special
R 16,316
D 17,113
So R turnout was about 1/3 of normal, and D turnout about half
Posted by: 18-1
See? Deportations are working!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (cWLG3)
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I don't know for sure but since it's been described as a USB key I'm assuming it's a Yubikey or something similar.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Avi at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (ieodf)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)
He did do some funny shit, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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And Ishtar was a box office bomb because movie goers in 1987 were lazy fucks who didn't turn out, and not because there was no compelling reason to go to the movie.
Blaming the voters/audience/fans for not voting, going to a movie, or attending a sporting event is dumb. Give the voters, audience, or fans something they get EXCITED about and they'll get out of their house and GO. That's why Trump has won 3 straight Presidential elections.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (vqA1l)
Has the Pope recalled all the Catholic chaplains?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Avi at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (ieodf)
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The kid who likes Life cereal?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)
Dafuq?
Dude........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes. I get more upset at GOP complacency than known bad DNC behavior. I'm also sick of our lame faggy party constantly looking to capitulate to the rabid left as if they believe they will be spared. The GWB era neutered the GOPe.
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:14 PM (sAmhv)
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If we had an honest & objective and media instead of the MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia -- I can't see how Democrat-Communists could win any statewide or national elections, only city & county seats in blue shithole cities.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:29 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)
Test run.
The enemy is always looking for a new way to cheat and win.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:29 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (TN0g+)
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Special elections for state house seats aren't exactly WWE events bro. Most people don't even know they're going on until it's too late, and there isn't a DJT in every state house district everywhere.
It's not news that GOP voters are notoriously poor at turning out for these things, and we should hold each other a little more accountable rather than hand-waving it away saying that the candidate didn't give everyone a sustained erection therefore its his/her fault. Don't want commies to get elected? Pay attention and go vote for the bland-ass Republican candidate.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)
This is the guy that during the Presidential campaign claimed that he had mass cellphone records, and could track things like "57% of the attendees at the Kamala Harris rally in East Bumfuck last night had been to at least three Harris rallies in the past".
He was trying to make the point that Harris had a corps of professional attendees that the Harris campaign was bussing from event to event.
While I'd like to believe that, I never saw anyone corroborate Seruga's claims, nor did I see anyone refuting Seruga's claims, so I still don't know if he was blowing smoke or not.
It was very odd.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (n1OCj)
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He was a good football player and analyst. I thought he had died though.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)
Dafuq?
Dude........
Posted by: Sponge
Never swim in leech infested waters.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (cWLG3)
Don't go to the link is all I'll say.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ShainS
If we had an honest and objective media, the dems wouldn't try half the shit they do.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Kksvc)
https://is.gd/MyATva
(NSFW)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)
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Can we vote for bannable offenses? lol
Even Admiral Ackbar was never that cruel ....
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
That's what you get when you pay $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (IifOV)
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Yeah, he had a good sense of humor.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (Kksvc)
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lmao
My initial fuzzy reaction was some kind of deformed octopus.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:34 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:34 PM (Cqx++)
Launch today.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-44
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 30, 2026
Launch Time: 5:15 p.m. EDT (2115 UTC, 23:15 CEST)
https://youtu.be/Fn6zLTaqwRE
Posted by: Joyenz at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Guy Mandude at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (vqA1l)
Suuuuure it was. That's why it was worth stealing right?
Posted by: Gosport at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Vh6nj)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (5xuJ/)
Well, you'd be wrong. Not posting the link, but talk about a 180 degree switcheroo. Cash conquers all, for some people.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: Guy Mandude at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (vqA1l)
I knew that. It's so funny that you think I wouldn't know that.
Posted by: Candace Owens AS Nathan Thurm at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (PiwSw)
Not too concerned. The legislature is adjourned for the year (except for brief special sessions scheduled), so she won't have a whole lot of voting to do.
And we'll get the seat back in November, just like we did in HD 35 in 2024 when Dem Tom Keen won a special there and the Dems were crowing. They weren't crowing that November when Republican Erika Booth (a school teacher no less) whom he beat in the special came back to win for the full two-year term.
Posted by: Flakey Foont at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (kvDvI)
Washington Post "Reporter:" My Iranian Handlers and Sponsors Tell Me the US is Dropping Land Mines From Planes On to Residential Neighborhoods and I Believe Them Very Much
This reminds me of Operation Sorry, Charlie (Chicken of the C-4). The Iranian propaganda site I found claimed the cans of tuna -- which maybe resemble "mines" a little -- were dropped from the skies on to residential neighborhoods.
I wonder if there's a connection. Though these "mines" don't look like flat tuna cans. After making this ridiculous claim, the Washington Post then issued acorrection stating that this "independent journalist" was invited to Iran by Iran's state media and led around by the nose by government "representatives."
Images show what experts say are U.S. land mines dispersed across a residential area in southern Iran.
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 28, 2026
Human rights groups have long called to ban land mines because of their propensity to harm or kill civilians, often years after conflicts have ended. https://t.co/XtPJkLT1fp pic.twitter.com/ryRpQb9hCF
Heckuva correction.
— David Gerstman (@soccerdhg) March 29, 2026
First of all, even though the text now says Lascanis was invited by the regime, how was this omitted? Either the Post was lied to or the reporters didn't do due diligence. https://t.co/sMZPCzmesQ pic.twitter.com/NLzbz696FL
Remember iran shot down the U.S.S Enterprise. pic.twitter.com/bmZf6ixwqN
— Cl.Hoggatt (@ClHoggatt) March 28, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 01:32 PM (iMotb)
idiotic
don't they have any war correspondents on staff or something?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (j+aD2)
Does he actually wear a nose ring?
Posted by: gKWVE wouldn't be surprised at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (TQc0R)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)
There are several things going on, the "discomfort" in the strait, which will be resolved shortly, and how much is left to remove in Iran - ballistic missile production, removal of uranium, etc. The government situation is a little murky. Looks like Trump is willing to leave it in the hands of Ghalibaf ("very respected person", lol) , the foreign minister and maybe even Pezeshkian.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:34 PM (Riz8t)
The leftist media hates America and will negatively print anything they think makes us look bad.
Enemy of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
"Alexa, do we have any correspondents on staff?"
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:34 PM (XuXeR)
252 His whole strategy has been to remove the threat of Iran closing the strait. In other examples, he has done that (or proposed) using commercial interests and involving all parties. He did that in the Armenian-Azerbaijan war, and he proposed it several times in Ukraine.
In Ukraine, it is mostly about resources and the solution is to have US profiting, as well as both sides, so that no one has an interest in blowing it up.
The problem from the Strait is (1) how do you seize it from Iran -- well he is doing that now. and (2) how do you get the world to agree -- well having energy cut for several weeks is doing that.
The whole shutdown of the strait was planned by Trump
You heard it here first.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:35 PM (yFx9n)
Wouldn't mines be way more effective if they couldn't be clearly seen from a distance far enough to avoid them?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Does he actually wear a nose ring?
Not needed when someone has his hand up your backside.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 01:36 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:36 PM (GD0B3)
I don't hate this plan
we'll keep them on their toes too
they SHOULD behave knowing there's a bomb with their names on it
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 01:36 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Mark Carney at March 30, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:37 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:37 PM (GD0B3)
Bezos didn’t lay off enough journalists at the Wash Post. Fire whoever hired this Iran-owned “independent “ reporter.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 01:37 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:36 PM (GD0B3)
"I trust Iran more than this President!"
- - - - - - John "Traitor" Brennan
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 01:38 PM (VmB4Z)
That's why they're tuna cans. Duh.
Charlie don't surf.
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:38 PM (XuXeR)
I was saying that Trump planned a commercial corridor in the Strait, and the war, and shutdown, is ground prep for that.
He planned the crisis to show the world that we can not live with the threat of Iran (or China) closing it as they please. In spite of the net zero insanity.
So now they know -- they need the Strait.
Now Trump will offer a solution. A solution he has been planning for years.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:38 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: Award Winning WaPo Journalist at March 30, 2026 01:39 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 01:39 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 01:39 PM (Sco7b)
unfortunately not all the people, nor the majority seemingly
they said the same of that lady in VZ and she is working out fine. she was a monster people said! and they were probably telling the truth but she's doing fine.
these are not nice places, they have some very rough people. a nice story might not work as well as an insider with the proper motivations (like not dying)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 01:39 PM (j+aD2)
Hear hear.
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:39 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Washington Post at March 30, 2026 01:39 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 01:40 PM (VmB4Z)
wtf are this pictures of? How do I know they were taken in Iran? How do I know they were taken recently? wtf am I even looking at?
I call BULLSHIT
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 01:40 PM (fi76o)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 01:36 PM
Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at March 30, 2026 01:40 PM (4NO2D)
How the hell are the US Troops setting mines if they're not there?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:40 PM (XuXeR)
That's, uh, a fantastic start to a lucrative career as a galactic two-bit pirate. Want to help me drop some Omega 47 mines around the US?
Posted by: Nus Braka at March 30, 2026 01:40 PM (JCZqz)
Dude... didn't you see the movie?
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:41 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 01:41 PM (j+aD2)
They SAY they aren't there, but I heard Elon sent them a boring machine and they tunneled there from Israel.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)
But no orange rubber bullets? Where are the orange rubber bullets?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 01:41 PM (guGkK)
Dude... didn't you see the movie?
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:41 PM (XuXeR)
Throw Momma From the Train?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:42 PM (ECasK)
It's the Omega 13. Never give up, never surrender!
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:42 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Washington Post at March 30, 2026 01:42 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Nus Braka at March 30, 2026 01:40 PM (JCZqz)
That's ho.......Oh......you said BIT pirate......
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 30, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Dude... didn't you see the movie?
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:41 PM (XuXeR)
We drop 10000 mines with little hot air balloons attached by ribbons out of aircraft so that they flutter down and settle on the ground...
Duh...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 01:43 PM (tOcjL)
Congratulations on the new position, Haji. Your name is not Haji? Well it is now. Here’s the deal. You will cease any and all threats in the straight of Hormuz. You will now refer to it as Dire Straits and your new title is the Sultan of swing. You will give up all offensive missile capabilities and surrender every last bit of uranium in your country. Do this and you will live. Do it not and we will fucking kill you too. Have a nice day.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 01:43 PM (u73oe)
And no civilians would be permitted near one. Unless the mullahs are using civilians as human shields.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 01:43 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 01:43 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
They're videogame land mines. They give the player a fighting chance.
Posted by: mikeski restores 25% health with a cheeseburger at March 30, 2026 01:43 PM (VHUov)
Only educated people can be this stupid.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Riz8t)
unfortunately not all the people, nor the majority seemingly
they said the same of that lady in VZ and she is working out fine. she was a monster people said! and they were probably telling the truth but she's doing fine.
these are not nice places, they have some very rough people. a nice story might not work as well as an insider with the proper motivations (like not dying)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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And that is why any realistic regime change operation has to use brute pragmatism. We care less what the regime does internally as long as it doesn't threaten the neighbors nor world peace.
That means no nukes, no foreign proxies, and a military designed for internal defense only.
If the Shah can show the grit to take over without American troops, then fine, otherwise we deal with the faction in the regime willing to do what it takes to make peace.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Live From The ER at March 30, 2026 01:44 PM (oftw2)
What do you think of that? Do you like your new name, Haji?
"Yes Sargent"
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:45 PM (XuXeR)
But no orange rubber bullets? Where are the orange rubber bullets?
Posted by: Cicero
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 01:45 PM (VHUov)
yep
I am fully aligned with this approach
it's very new, isn't it? let's give it a chance.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 01:45 PM (j+aD2)
And the Iranian national anthem is now Midnight at the Oasis.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:45 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 01:46 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: But that's just me at March 30, 2026 01:46 PM (2Ez/1)
Yeah. The "daily" WaPo is now... nothing. It's pathetic.
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 01:46 PM (iXqHn)
Only educated people can be this stupid.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I think US senators, university professors and administrators are giving the media a run for the money.
Sort of like the old Monty Python Sketch, "Upper Class Twit of the Year" in reality.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:46 PM (E4rtv)
But no orange rubber bullets? Where are the orange rubber bullets?
Posted by: Cicero
Reminds me of when the Gazans told stories of Israeli forces shooting up schools and the woman stood there holding an unspent round as an example.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
"Yes Sargent"
Posted by: man
They don't serve goat & couscous in my mess hall Pvt. Hadji.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 01:46 PM (Kksvc)
*SNORT*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 30, 2026 01:47 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: REO Speedwagon at March 30, 2026 01:47 PM (wVcYX)
The whole shutdown of the strait was planned by Trump
You heard it here first.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:35 PM (yFx9n)
You'd have to be a pretty weak strategist to think that tankers could merrily file in and out of the gulf during a shooting war. Even if Iran gave up on day one there would be plenty of snafus during a turnover of that magnitude.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2026 01:47 PM (8avO+)
Or the Iraqi abuelita holding three rounds while claiming "they hit my house"...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (lCppi)
The only way to justify that, is if US makes some profit. So we "insure" the shipments, and guarantee security. We take a cut of everything through the strait, that we control.
The Gulf states will agree because they make their own revenue and the security of not having the mad mullahs is worth it. The rest of world will (now) agree because they have been forced to understand that they still rely on the strait.
Iran will agree eventually too.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (yFx9n)
Kharg Island glows. 24/7/10000 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Riz8t
If it was only softer and 3-ply.
MS Now - National average gas $3.99. Rend clothing appropriately. No mention of Biden's prices.
CNN and Fox airing White House briefing.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Sco7b)
Or the Iraqi abuelita holding three rounds while claiming "they hit my house"...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (XuXeR)
Or their "dead" moving around under the body bags.
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2026 01:49 PM (lCppi)
I am fully aligned with this approach
it's very new, isn't it? let's give it a chance.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
It was actually the old way of American foreign policy until Vietnam. Blame the CIA and the Best and Brightest for idiotic ideals of forcing social change via coups and other forms of nasty regime changes. All that did was breed external and internal wars. Ukraine is one example, there are plenty of others like Iran itself.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
Ghalibaf is the Speaker of Parliment
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 01:49 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:49 PM (XuXeR)
"Experts say"
You can stop reading right there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 01:49 PM (guGkK)
CNN and Fox airing White House briefing.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Sco7b)
SEE?!?
CNN is REICH WING!!!!!!
Posted by: Blue Hair Septum Piercing at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (Kksvc)
No matter what agreement is reached, and with whom, I expect some bitter enders will try to pop off missiles at an oil tanker. They're the Iranian version of the nips who just couldn't accept defeat. The Japs had to remove the propellers from their own planes so that the loons didn't try to kamikaze them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: But that's just me
Or the generic name of some new GLP-1-type drug. (Don't take if allergic to, etc.)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (VHUov)
Doing good. Trying to adjust to the meds and oral chemo they have me on. But it looks like the cancer is gone. Thank you, God.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
Is that you, John Wayne?
Posted by: man
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (Kksvc)
Images show what experts say are U.S. land mines dispersed across a residential area in southern Iran.
Wouldn't mines be way more effective if they couldn't be clearly seen from a distance far enough to avoid them?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
The GATOR system is mostly anti-tank mines, which would be difficult to spot anywhere from inside a Soviet-style tank, although easy enough for ground troops to see. Lots of vids from Ukraine where the Russians run straight into mines that are just sitting on the road with no concealment.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 01:51 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:51 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 01:51 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 01:51 PM (RIvkX)
Doing good. Trying to adjust to the meds and oral chemo they have me on. But it looks like the cancer is gone. Thank you, God.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
Hallelujah!!! God is great.
That's some good news.
Posted by: Blue Hair Septum Piercing at March 30, 2026 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat
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And yet that is what the entire world is claiming -- that Trump screwed up and did not expect the strait to be closed, and that Iran is winning and the world hates Trump because Iran closed the strait and he is begging for help and begging Iran to open it again.
bullshit. He planned this.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 01:49 PM (+nEug)
Not this Parliament!
Posted by: George Clinton at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (wVcYX)
Who said that? Who the F*** said that? Who's the slimey little communist twinkle toes c******....
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (5ZXSK)
It blows my mind that anyone still believes boots on the ground is the modern day warfare. We’re seeing it in real time in Ukraine/Russia that drones absolutely annihilate ground troops. We’re walking soldiers literally to their death.
Hegseth put US troops in significant harms way by refusing to adhere to the rules of war. Iran has little incentive to treat captured/injured US troops humanely if the US already refused to do so.
Military You're going the wrong way! Turn around! We have a President who is a criminal and likely an asset of a foreign nation, And the commander of our military is an alcoholic white nationalist who thinks he can bring about the "End of days".
We have a government sponsored militia (ICE) brutalizing our people at home and It's very likely that our elections will be rigged by republicans and their allies.
We need our military here freeing us from tyranny not attacking oil again.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Its happened before. Iran-Iraq war.
Truth is tankers are damn difficult to sink with anti ship missiles or drones. Just too damn big. The one sunk ship so far caught on fire and was drifting without a crew for 13 days.
And the Iran-Iraq war did not have the US out to blow up minelayers, rocket launching sites, and shoot up their fiberglass speedboat flotillas with A-10s.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 01:52 PM (WONhk)
The green thing in the middle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Only educated people can be this stupid.
Only the LIBs.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
Even as wave after wave of (T)error appear over the horizon as did so many Luftwaffe during the Battle of Britain, LIBs still need you to believe the intent of each pilot is unknowable even as they urge them on to their targets, in order to be first into the shelters, not because they Value their own lives, but rather to displace someone else who does.
Another LIB folly.
Retrieve 1000lb of Uranium from Iran?
NO! Bury the Largest transportable 100Megaton warhead and reduce the mountain to slag. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
And the doctor Strangelove Strategy?
Plant similar across their military bases and leave?
Guaranteed they would go out just beause, in order to set them off.
LIB Strategic Insanity:
They hold their own people as human shields and the rest of the world as hostages, too long we have stayed our hands. NO MORE.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
forWAR'd !!!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (KHL1r)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
The explosives are armed on a long delay timer, set when dropped? Or armed by first impact with ground plus a short delay timer?
It could probably be done, it just sounds really retarded. So it made sense to the media.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (VHUov)
Drop CA from that and it's what....
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:51 PM (XuXeR)
Here in NOrCal I just paid $5.59 a gallon
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (ECasK)
Gotta be careful about making sure you use the ' and not the " when you submit your plans.
Posted by: PabloD at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (ToabM)
Have we developed cloaking mines?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (I3MsR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (I3MsR)
Hegseth put US troops in significant harms way by refusing to adhere to the rules of war. Iran has little incentive to treat captured/injured US troops humanely if the US already refused to do so.
They so forgot about the sailors captured during the Owebama regime.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Those people are insane from acute consumption of media poisoning. There is no wisdom in them to be found.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)
CNN is REICH WING!!!!!!
Posted by: Blue Hair Septum Piercing at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
That's even funnier because I've seen posts from the lefties complaining about the right wing bias of the news media.
Of course those are people that would take train rides across America thinking there needs to be more internment camps.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (wtvvX)
It could probably be done, it just sounds really retarded. So it made sense to the media.
Some would call that a "bomb"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (guGkK)
What a strange reality these people live in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (dIske)
I see a stick, some rocks, some mud, some old broccoli, something green, something yellow and something blue...
Someone actually published this?
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (lCppi)
It's not that kind of test. Your answer tells me a lot about you.
Posted by: Dr. Rorschach at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Oldcat
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And yet that is what the entire world is claiming -- that Trump screwed up and did not expect the strait to be closed, and that Iran is winning and the world hates Trump because Iran closed the strait and he is begging for help and begging Iran to open it again.
bullshit. He planned this.
Posted by: bob
Pull the US out of the UN and let the rest of the world figure it out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
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b"h for good health
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (RIvkX)
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And I vow to whip prime Mike Tyson's ass for lookin' at me funny.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
The explosives are armed on a long delay timer, set when dropped? Or armed by first impact with ground plus a short delay timer?
It could probably be done, it just sounds really retarded. So it made sense to the media.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (VHUov)
You guys are overthinking this. We have a phone app to arm them after they land. The sucky part is sitting through the 5 minutes of commercials after every 10th mine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
*seethes in jealousy*
Posted by: The WNBA at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (5ZXSK)
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (lCppi)
==
the only ones hurt and killed were stationed on bases protecting our "arab allies"
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:57 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (ECasK
My part of Canada is $6 US a gallon. AI did the math.
That said, I really hope Australia suffers.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 01:57 PM (Sco7b)
Actually, a very close friend of mine, Hunter Biden is having a birthday party for one of his kids and has asked for a Klingon to show up and give a lecture on Toxic Masculinity? Would you be able to assist with booking that? OH, if possible, do you think that Klingon could wear a cocktail dress?
Posted by: Nelly at March 30, 2026 01:57 PM (7gpcF)
What is the earliest date Easter can fall on?
March 20
March 22
March 24
March 26
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 01:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Welp, I'm done whining about tyranny and fascism for the afternoon. Now its off to the the grocery store and the senior center.
*puts on Crocs*
Posted by: Reddit Poster at March 30, 2026 01:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Nelly at March 30, 2026 01:57 PM (7gpcF)
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No yellow.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 01:57 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (ExV1e)
Did you see the video where the Ukrainian soldier covered his tank with QR codes because the Chinese drones the Russians were using had to scan the code and they'd just drop to the ground and start online shopping?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (2ap+5)
"Ghalibaf" sounds like the name of one of the munchkins from The Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: But that's just me
Obligatory Lollipop Guild rocking the fuck out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sfwql9FLw4&list=WL&index=7
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (y9nCu)
Kharg Island glows. 24/7/10000 years.
Posted by: rickb223
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Kharg is the ultimate threat to the Iranian regime by the US and Israel. No Kharg island, 90 percent of Iranian exports just go poof with little to no other financing available for the regime to pay the IRGC etc.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Mr. Pitt at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM (VHUov)
There is such a thing as an air dispersal mine. There is also such a thing as a cluster munition that has a good amount of duds that might go off if you step on them or drive on them.
They are reported as being a bitch to police up afterwards.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's always boobs at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (7HqqU)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (ExV1e)
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Set it up as a freemium game so that people download the app and start setting off landmines whenever they score a big achievement.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 01:59 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 01:59 PM (1o8D5)
The press is feeding the left a steady stream of non-reality.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 30, 2026 01:59 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
WTF? Those are OUR neon green dildos!!!!!
Posted by: WNBA at March 30, 2026 01:59 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I didn't hear any complaints.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 02:00 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:00 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 02:00 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:56 PM (ExV1e)
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Set it up as a freemium game so that people download the app and start setting off landmines whenever they score a big achievement.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Havk them and send the "Return To Base" signal.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 02:00 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: PabloD at March 30, 2026 02:00 PM (ToabM)
How exactly did we "scatter" land mines inside Iranian borders? We have no ground forces there, do we?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Stateless
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Australia and New Zealand eliminated their own refineries to trust the tender mercies of China and others to ship refined products to them.
That is what globalism does to Western nations, it rots the brain of leftists and the corporate right that cannot understand other nations have their own interests to protect.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sloppy Joe at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (oftw2)
https://tinyurl.com/52cvk6ta
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
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"Just flip it over." - Henry Calvin Johnson Jr.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (1o8D5)
...
That's even funnier because I've seen posts from the lefties complaining about the right wing bias of the news media.
https://www.tinyurl.com/forWARd-WhenLIBsDisarm And why they're always on the Attack.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-SaveDaWorldTakeTheGun
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PressWithBothHands
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (jCTQg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (7HqqU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I didn't hear any complaints.
Posted by: gKWVE
Handcuff a deaf person and you take away their 1st Amendment rights.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (Kksvc)
Are you questioning experts? Seriously?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)
Move ICE Back to DOJ. Move any ICE funding from the BBB there, and have DOJ oversee ICE like they oversee FBI (and like they USED to oversee ICE before DHS was a thing). They have EOIR (aka the immigration judges) already, so it's even streamlining the whole civil legal process.
I don't think this is entirely legal, but if Congress isn't funding something, they effectively have closed DHS, so certain functions deemed necessary maybe could be moved....sorta legally. And we're already doing this at Department of Ed even with funding.
Dems would NEVER refuse to fund DOJ (lawyers make too much money and support Ds too hard), so we'd be out of stand off land.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:02 PM (tOcjL)
What a strange reality these people live in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That's OLD news, peddled by Dem politicians as well as activists. ICE aren't law enforcement, they're Trump's paramilitary brownshirts to rough up and intimidate the Left.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)
How exactly did we "scatter" land mines inside Iranian borders? We have no ground forces there, do we?
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Its all bullshit and lies from Iran (or like any Arab country in conflict with the West). Lying is a specific trait in the Middle East along with flattery and treachery. Islam makes this worse by tacitly praising it when directed at others outside their faith.
I simply ignore that shit on X and scroll by.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)
Only the new ones. The ones left over from when Biden was President are covered in glitter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 02:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Coyote at March 30, 2026 02:03 PM (guGkK)
What a strange reality these people live in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That's OLD news, peddled by Dem politicians as well as activists. ICE aren't law enforcement, they're Trump's paramilitary brownshirts to rough up and intimidate the Left.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)
Comprised entirely of the Proud Boys.
Posted by: Yes, they've claimed this at March 30, 2026 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: PabloD
We're willing to say it is, blow up a 10 year old, and blame America and The Jews.
Posted by: Hamas at March 30, 2026 02:04 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Clay Moore - Front Towards Enema at March 30, 2026 02:05 PM (TezPK)
Search tells me that the answer is 3/22.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
Get this in before we nood:
That is correct. According to Stuart Varney, the earliest Easter can fall is March 22 but it's extremely rare event. Last time was 1818 and will not occur again until 2285.
I don't believe I'll be around for that.
Latest Easter can occur is April 25th.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:05 PM (QGaXH)
doubtless dropped en masse from b-52s
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 02:05 PM (v3pYe)
I don't believe I'll be around for that.
nonsense. in five years or so, we'll be able to upload you to chatgpt, and then you'll be immortal.
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 02:06 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv
That's why they need to suffer for awhile. NetZero, 'MadMax' suffer.
Let them experience the unlubed WNBA green dildo of consequences until they see the error of their ways.
That being said, 'I watched 1978 'Halloween' last night. Us poor souls couldn't pause tv and had rotary phones. What 'Saw' scenario was that.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 02:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:04 PM (0sNs1)
How soon they forget.
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 30, 2026 02:06 PM (wVcYX)
doubtless dropped en masse from b-52s
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 02:05 PM (v3pYe)
Chuck a claymore off your roof and report back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: The green things kinectically-deposited on WNBA courts at March 30, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:08 PM (zZu0s)
The Judge said it was Racist to pay TSA during the Congressional Two-week Break.
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 30, 2026 02:08 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:09 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:09 PM (zZu0s)
Let them experience the unlubed WNBA green dildo of consequences until they see the error of their ways.
That being said, 'I watched 1978 'Halloween' last night. Us poor souls couldn't pause tv and had rotary phones. What 'Saw' scenario was that.
Posted by: Stateless
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Brain rot always causes idiots to double down--in this case, EVs from the Chicoms but not building the power plants to sustain them. The German solution.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:53 PM
That's my Kermie!
Posted by: Miss Piggy at March 30, 2026 02:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 30, 2026 02:10 PM (s1cCL)
Phones? Luxury.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:10 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 30, 2026 02:11 PM (nDXEV)
That does not look like a residential area, where are the residences?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 30, 2026 02:11 PM (9AdGW)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 30, 2026 02:11 PM (nDXEV)
A boot to the head.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 02:12 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 02:12 PM (ndZc7)
After hunting the Iranian Bison to near-extinction.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 02:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 30, 2026 02:13 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 02:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: mikeski, helping the commissar at March 30, 2026 02:14 PM (VHUov)
doubtless dropped en masse from b-52s
Posted by: anachronda
And didn't hit anyone on the ground or go thru a shit shack's roof?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 02:14 PM (Kksvc)
The Judge said it was Racist to pay TSA during the Congressional Two-week Break.
Posted by: CNN Breaking News
And during...(checks stupid woke calendar)...Women's History Month!!!
Posted by: Woke Retarded Leftist at March 30, 2026 02:14 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 30, 2026 02:14 PM (V4wbn)
The "green dildo of consequence" should become a 'thing' around here......like the barrel....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:15 PM (QGaXH)
And the ones that don't explicitly push it, strongly imply it by the A + B must = C of "A, it was hit + B, the US was targeting the base nearby = C, so the US must have hit the school."
None of them disclose that the sole source of the claim it was the US that hit it, that it was a girls schools, or even that any girls died is only the Iranians.
The same Iranians that killed 30,000 a month before.
And no leftie cried about those murdered.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 02:16 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 02:14 PM (ExV1e)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
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Wait, I thought that was The Jooos ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:16 PM (zHyGC)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:44 PM (Riz8t
If it was only softer and 3-ply.
MS Now - National average gas $3.99. Rend clothing appropriately. No mention of Biden's prices.
CNN and Fox airing White House briefing.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Sco7b)
June 14th, 2022, I paid 4.90 for regular under Biden. This, at Quick Check. I've been keeping an Excel gasoline database since Dec 2005.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM (5ZXSK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:06 PM
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: M57 electrical firing device at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Dave's not here at March 30, 2026 02:18 PM (kp5iD)
Kiana Danial - Invest Diva CEO
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:18 PM (QGaXH)
google BLU-43 Dragontooth for an example of an air dispersal anti-personnel mine. there are others, bigger.
I think these are a copy of a Russian design, and hated by the Left, with the claim that they are a war crime because kids might pick them up.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 02:18 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 02:16 PM (HXT0k)
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Text you'll be telling me that The Left is rooting for Iran to win the war and for maximum American casualties.
Wait wut?
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:19 PM (zHyGC)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 02:19 PM (XuXeR)
We've lived in WA for close to 20 years now, the people here will eat shit on a roll and call it good. People in this state are f*cked in the head in general.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:20 PM (abIsI)
I commented: "Why is he speaking English? And why is the name of his agency behind him only in English? And not Farsi?"
Because, the intended audience is the Western Left ....
And no one on the left will understand the implications of that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 02:20 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM
Expecting quality biscuits and gravy anywhere outside the American South is suboptimal, and likely to result in disappointment.
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 02:21 PM (IgV8W)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)
With a picture of Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 02:21 PM (ECasK)
If you can find Logging, you can find quality Biscuits and Gravy.
Just like finding a Railroad Town will uncover really good Chinese Food.
Just a little something I have learned from traveling the country for over 29 years.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 02:22 PM (W7FsI)
And the McCain funeral!
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 02:19 PM
Don't forget the final countdown for Pride Month preparations!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM (5ZXSK)
Safe travels to you and yours, sir.
Seems a little early in the season for northern migration....Az got too warm already?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:22 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:23 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 02:18 PM (yFx9n)
Not more than once.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM (5xuJ/)
Yeah, you'll never hear that though.
2022 may as well have been 2022 BC to the lefties.
The front page is loaading a little slow. But it's loading. With content.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 02:23 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie Who Likes Old Stupid Hippie Riddles at March 30, 2026 02:23 PM (/1l9x)
***
Like Johnny Appleseed, only with more "boom."
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2026 02:23 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 02:24 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM (5ZXSK)
California cuisine is about adding fresh stuff to and lightening up everything. You don't order comfort food in California and expect a deep South version...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:24 PM (tOcjL)
I just googled and it looks like the commies copied us, and the Blu-43 was a US design, later copied by the Russians.
Anyway, they are air dispersal, and green to be hard to see
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 02:24 PM (yFx9n)
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:20 PM (0sNs1)
I have had decent biscuits and gravy in Canada, for Pete's sake. And I have enjoyed the southern variety, too. This was some damfool chef being too "creative". Fennel does not belong in food, period.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:24 PM (5ZXSK)
And the McCain funeral!
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 02:19 PM
Don't forget the final countdown for Pride Month preparations!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)
It's the final countdown!
Posted by: Europe at March 30, 2026 02:24 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM
Expecting quality biscuits and gravy anywhere outside the American South is suboptimal, and likely to result in disappointment.
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:20 PM (0sNs1)
It's like ordering a Philly cheesesteak anywhere but the Philly/South Jersey area...
1st time I did that and got served mayo on the steak was eye-opening...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:25 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 02:25 PM (dtRBu)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 02:18 PM (yFx9n)
Not more than once.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:23 PM
In fairness, at that point they'll be disarmed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:24 PM (tOcjL)
Port Angeles is in Washington State near the Canadian border. Otherwise your comment is entirely correct.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (QGaXH)
Supposedly the average citizen wants to chuck off the Oslamo-fascists. It's time for them to prove it.
Posted by: hatethedeepstate at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (2Nfh9)
I love anything and everything biscuit, so I thought we had driven off a cliff and gone to heaven.
A whole town made of biscuits! What??
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (DgMqy)
Seems a little early in the season for northern migration....Az got too warm already?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:22 PM (QGaXH)
Have an event to attend in Comox, BC on Wednesday. Would have remained in AZ 3 more weeks had it not come up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (5ZXSK)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 02:25 PM (dtRBu)
That WOULD be a warcrime.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:24 PM (5ZXSK)
I like fennel.
It's a flavoring already in a lot of pre-made sausage, so that's not that crazy for a California chef...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: bob"
I'm surprised that with the demise of USAID there are even any third world kids left.
Posted by: Ripley at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:24 PM (tOcjL)
Port Angeles is in Washington State near the Canadian border. Otherwise your comment is entirely correct.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (QGaXH)
Man, this is like Springfield, isn't it
. Gonna be the same name in every dang state...Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:28 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:16 PM (zHyGC)
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Nah! Shatner is a MoT.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 02:28 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM
No glitter?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:28 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Just got here at March 30, 2026 02:28 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (lJ0H4)
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Read the books. You won't be disappointed.
I just finished Return of the King this morning.
Just an amazing story from start to finish.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: hatethedeepstate at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (2Nfh9)
I've wondered about this too. Iranians I've known or not stupid or violent people. You'd think in 40+ years they'd have figured a way to organize a resistance and arm themselves.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:17 PM
Expecting quality biscuits and gravy anywhere outside the American South is suboptimal, and likely to result in disappointment.
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
You never order biscuits and gravy north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (v3pYe)
wtf are this pictures of? How do I know they were taken in Iran? How do I know they were taken recently? wtf am I even looking at?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 01:40 PM (fi76o)
Our credibility and reputation for honest reporting is all the assurance you'll ever need.
Posted by: WAPO still thinks it's 1989 at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (QGaXH)
Well, the border here is a sea border, running through the middle of the Strait of Juan de Fuca. Is kind of convoluted, for hystorical reasons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:30 PM (5ZXSK)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (lJ0H4)
Finished the Hobbit on Saturday and am a third of the way through The Fellowship of The Ring... I'd go on if I were you... Of course I did read them years ago so my second time through
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 02:30 PM (ECasK)
*facepalm*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (MIIRH)/
His description of what they did was what could be considered blasphemy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (abIsI)
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Was the bubble wand penis-shaped?
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 02:31 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Just got here at March 30, 2026 02:28 PM (2Ez/1)
Well, Safeway has 99 cents/lb bone in turkey breast (which isn't even that cheap at Thanksgiving), so I'm trying weeknight turkey tomorrow. Gonna crockpot it and see what happens (planning to leave skin on, season under skin and then pull skin off to crisp it once turkey rests...and see what the crockpot juices can do for a gravy)...
I got citrus, herbs, olive oil, and plenty of s&p ready for the job, and I want to see how doable and tasty it is (b/c it might become a future teen youth group meal if it's at least half as good as my full baked bird - it just needs to meet weeknight standard vs weekend standard)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:31 PM (tOcjL)
*facepalm*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (MIIRH)
Lots of sausage does have fennel seed
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 02:31 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM
No glitter?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:28 PM
Well, it's probably not anywhere you'd want to see...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 02:31 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 02:28 PM (tOcjL)
LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:31 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (abIsI)
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Someone should've yelled at him to get the f*ck back to work and pass the SAVE Act. The faggoty prick.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 02:31 PM (oqH4h)
Then he would not have been using his hands.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
I love anything and everything biscuit, so I thought we had driven off a cliff and gone to heaven.
A whole town made of biscuits! What??
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (DgMqy) "
I was really disappointed by Pie Town, NM ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:32 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (abIsI)
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How very..... Festive
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (ECasK)
3.99 gas under Biden - price to pay for pipeline of taxpayer funds laundered through NGOs and Ukraine to the coffers of Democrat (and plenty of Republican!) campaigns, but mostly their pockets.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)
I've had some horrible, watery biscuits and gravy in the south. I've had limpdick tasteless cheesesteak in Philly.
My grandmother made some truly excellent biscuits and gravy. She was German to the core and the southernmost she ever went was maybe Atlantic City.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (VmB4Z)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 02:27 PM (lJ0H4)
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Read the books. You won't be disappointed.
I just finished Return of the King this morning.
Just an amazing story from start to finish.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 02:29 PM (ESVrU)
I'm actually busy reading Shannon Bream's 'Nothing is Impossible with God' book and Hackett Fischer's 'Paul Revere's Ride'.
Not to make it a book thread.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Just got here at March 30, 2026 02:28 PM
In fairness, it contains enough military content to justify the Smart Military Blog cognomen.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: It's me donna
Read the Hobbit the first time when I was in high school. Read LotR after I got out of college. Both were a long time ago. I'll probably go on. I wonder how Ace is coming along.
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Nova Local
>California puts green shit on pizza. It's bad enough when I see a black olive.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (Fbc0I)
as it was leaving the harbor this morning after its commissioning on Saturday. At least I assume it was leaving. Held up the harbor traffic, anyway.Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Hard White Winter Wheat
https://tinyurl.com/5n9ajyxx
Soft White Winter Wheat
https://tinyurl.com/yph5jfeh
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (mZm4x)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:26 PM (QGaXH)
Well, the border here is a sea border, running through the middle of the Strait of Juan de Fuca. Is kind of convoluted, for hystorical reasons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:30 PM (5ZXSK)
Riding the ferry from Victoria to Vancouver I picked up a US cell phone signal. When I looked on a map I saw we passed close to Point Roberts, one of several 'enclaves?' created by the way the border was drawn.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (QGaXH)
dunno what the hobbit challenge is, so i'm'a just assume it involves curling the hair on your feet.
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (v3pYe)
Like the green dildos at women's basketball? If so, I totally support this idea from the military!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (YLI2d)
Stronk Black Female Democrat Congresswoman Found Guilty in Stronkly Embezzling Millions of Dollars of Taxpayer COVID Funds
Remember when the GOP kicked out George Santos based only on allegations?
Why is this gangster bitch still in Congress? It's always (D)ifferent, isn't it?Happy Monday!
Indicted Florida Democrat Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick was found "guilty" on 25 of 27 ethics charges early Friday, a sweeping bipartisan verdict after a rare public House hearing that now all but seals her fate in Congress. The decision came after more than six hours of testimony Thursday night, where an evenly divided subcommittee -- four Republicans and four Democrats -- weighed evidence from a two-year investigation into allegations that millions in federal COVID-era funds were improperly funneled into Cherfilus-McCormick's political operation. While the panel did not release a vote breakdown, members from both parties aggressively questioned her defense throughout the hearing before ultimately siding with investigators on nearly every count. At the center of the case is a network of transactions tied to Trinity Health Care Solutions, a company linked to the congresswoman's family that received more than $6 million in government funding tied to pandemic-related services. Ethics investigators concluded that millions of those dollars were routed through entities connected to Cherfilus-McCormick -- including a consulting firm she owned -- before making their way into her campaign through loans and contributions, some of which were deemed illegal. A House report found that at least $3.6 million in taxpayer-backed funds ultimately reached her political operation. The case now moves to the full committee, where Chairman Michael Guest and Ranking Member Mark DeSaulnier said lawmakers will determine after the April recess what punishment to recommend. Possible outcomes range from censure to expulsion -- one of the most severe penalties Congress can impose on a sitting member. Cherfilus-McCormick rejected the findings and said she intends to fight the allegations. "I look forward to proving my innocence," she said in a statement, adding that her focus remains on serving Florida's 20th Congressional District. Pressure is already building from within her own party. Washington Democrat Marie Gluesenkamp Perez wrote on X, "You can't crime your way into legitimate power. Since she was found guilty, she should resign or be removed." The ethics ruling comes just weeks before Cherfilus-McCormick is set to stand trial in federal court on 15 criminal counts tied to many of the same allegations. Prosecutors say she diverted pandemic relief funds for political use and personal expenses, including luxury purchases. If convicted, she faces up to 53 years in prison.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bewm at March 30, 2026 12:23 PM (jQ/ea)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:32 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bewm at March 30, 2026 12:33 PM (jQ/ea)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 12:34 PM (BpO1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:35 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 12:35 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (UvXT3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Arya Stark at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (v3pYe)
one more aspect of Failure Theater.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (VHUov)
Indicted Florida Democrat Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick was found "guilty" on 25 of 27 ethics charges early Friday, a sweeping bipartisan verdict after a rare public House hearing that now all but seals her fate in Congress.
Shouldn't it seal her fate in PRISON!??!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
The virtual Barrel, or the real one?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (VHUov)
When did we get a virtual one?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Ace infiltrated that stupid Facebook VR thing that only 3 people use. The barrel is in the corner.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (UvXT3)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mikeski
When did we get a virtual one?
Posted by: Sponge
I figured there must be one for this virtual thread.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (OoFl2)
That's rayciss. -- Dallas City Council
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:40 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (UvXT3)
Not if you believe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:41 PM (UvXT3)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2026 12:42 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:42 PM (UvXT3)
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:43 PM (ExV1e)
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Let's not be hasty.
Posted by: Congress at March 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Dv3i1)
That's rayciss. -- Dallas City Council
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:40 PM (ExV1e)
Ah yes. The greatness of John Wylie Price.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:44 PM (UvXT3)
Posted by: Yogi Berra at March 30, 2026 12:44 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:43 PM (ExV1e)
I emailed CBD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
This would make the greatest revenue sources for the Cuban state to be Taking remittances from Cuban expats, the leasing of medical personnel to other 3rd world states, and US fraud.
Viva la revolución del pueblo, y vivé Castro y Marx!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Community Chest at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Piper
I think you meant "black whore." And she's not that interesting; half of Congress does this shit.
Posted by: mikeski and/or Wesley Crusher at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:42 PM (UvXT3)
Does this mean I'll be able to dodge the bullets at the next TxMoMe?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
You could try insulting nurse and find out.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
You could try insulting nurse and find out.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
I would NEVER do that.
However, they DO keep asking me to go check something at the 700 yard target........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
At least they're giving you a sporting chance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:48 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:50 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 12:50 PM (tX5ZJ)
At least they're giving you a sporting chance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:48 PM (VHUov)
I have questioned the big Target logoed vest they make me wear......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
At least they're giving you a sporting chance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:48 PM (VHUov)
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Does anyone get nervous collecting their targets at that range? Not quite the same as driving a golf cart to collect balls at the driving range.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 12:51 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at March 30, 2026 12:51 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 12:51 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 30, 2026 12:52 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 12:34 PM (BpO1e)
Pixy fired the last batch but then went and hired a new bunch of layabouts.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 12:52 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 30, 2026 12:52 PM (ZVgZ4)
It's cute you think Ace doesn't actually have a time machine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 12:53 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:50 PM (ECasK)
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Bleeding Pixels -- which would be a good name for a techno metal band.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:53 PM (CgLwP)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 30, 2026 12:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
Pixy fired the last batch but then went and hired a new bunch of layabouts.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 12:52 PM (syz1S)
When you get your laborers from the Home Depot parking lot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:53 PM (CgLwP)
Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling Chevelle at March 30, 2026 12:54 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:54 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Sponge
At least they're giving you a sporting chance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:48 PM (VHUov)
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Does anyone get nervous collecting their targets at that range? Not quite the same as driving a golf cart to collect balls at the driving range.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 12:51 PM (cWLG3)
As long as neither Alec Baldwin nor zombie Dick Cheney are there, you're probably fine...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2026 12:54 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:54 PM (Kksvc)
You just plug in the next post number in line.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (FpHTM)
I just finished Lord of the Rings this morning.
Perhaps the blog has decided to journey with Frodo and Bilbo across the Western Seas to Valinor.
When it returns, after travelling down strange roads and spending time in the Halls of Mandos, it will no longer be AoSHQ the Gray, but AoSHQ the White.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (ESVrU)
Some retard was caught stealing an "election key" piece of software and rigging the vote count.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 30, 2026 12:52 PM (ZVgZ4)
So it was post-dated?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Taggart at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Fitting.
"Olé!" .....and she's still in Congress.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:53 PM (CgLwP)
I reposted it from someone else, but figured it was ignored since most were NOT here yet.
But, you're welcome. I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
I just finished Lord of the Rings this morning.
Finished the Hobbit and about a third of the way in on Fellowship of the Ring... Started on Friday
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:56 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: mick dorris at March 30, 2026 12:56 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Century?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Taggart at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (wVcYX)
Get a message to the HQ. Tell 'em I said "OUCH!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
the agony of the feet, mostly
Posted by: mick dorris
I think you boys have had enough.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Next time, try guinea pigs.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 12:58 PM (BpO1e)
Posted by: ShainS
I reposted it from someone else, but figured it was ignored since most were NOT here yet.
Posted by: Sponge
* ponders changing nickname to "Cassandra" *
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:58 PM (VHUov)
To get to a post when the main page is blown up
1. Look on left sidebar and you will see links. The links are useless, but they contain the post number.
2. Insert the post number into the address using the format you see in your browser for any comment link. Like in the address bar right now, or in a browser history view.
that will get you to the post without going through the main page.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 12:58 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 30, 2026 12:58 PM (jFCkp)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 12:59 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 12:34 PM (BpO1e)
Pixy fired the last batch but then went and hired a new bunch of layabouts.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 12:52 PM (syz1S)
It’s really hard to find American rodents to do this kind of tedious work.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:59 PM (OoFl2)
* ponders changing nickname to "Cassandra" *
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:58 PM (VHUov)
I was looking for your post/nick, but couldn't get back to the old thread.
Heh. Sorry.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Don't spit on the floor.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:00 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: hamster liberation front at March 30, 2026 01:00 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 01:01 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 30, 2026 01:01 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 01:02 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Sorry about that, Comp Sci guys have an edge when someone forgets an end tag.
Posted by: Bewm at March 30, 2026 01:02 PM (jQ/ea)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (AkEZC)
I'm not sure that's an entirely accurate summary. As I understand it, the key was for training and they had no evidence that the actual election was tampered with but they were concerned that it could be.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Heavenly Sunshine at March 30, 2026 01:02 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bewm at March 30, 2026 01:02 PM (jQ/ea)
No apology necessary.
To the winner go the spoils.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
What we really need is a way to see the Comments without seeing the Post.
That would cut down on people mistakenly reading the Content.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (tG1pe)
Posted by: The guy that says Something will happen! at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 30, 2026 01:01 PM (ZVgZ4)
Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:47 PM
SERPENTINE!!
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mikeski
I was looking for your post/nick, but couldn't get back to the old thread.
Heh. Sorry.....
Posted by: Sponge
No need to apologize. I was joking about your link bringing everyone here when mine didn't. Cassandra could see the future, but was cursed so no one would believe her.
Posted by: mikeski and/or Ben R. at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (VHUov)
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Nz7u9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 01:04 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2026 01:04 PM (0U5gm)
That would cut down on people mistakenly reading the Content.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (W7FsI)
Content?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM
Not if you believe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:40 PM
The Velveteen Barrel is not a children's story.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 01:04 PM (bFu5X)
I'm not sure that's an entirely accurate summary. As I understand it, the key was for training and they had no evidence that the actual election was tampered with but they were concerned that it could be.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Did he steal it before, or after the election?
Also, why the fuck do these "keys" exist -- paper ballots do not need keys. Will we never fix this?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:04 PM (yFx9n)
Their hands were open. He didn't pay.
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2026 01:05 PM (PM/iv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 12:55 PM (AkEZC)
I'm not sure that's an entirely accurate summary. As I understand it, the key was for training and they had no evidence that the actual election was tampered with but they were concerned that it could be.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:02 PM (ExV1e)
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It was just a training system *nudge nudge wink wink*
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 01:05 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Profit! at March 30, 2026 01:05 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 01:06 PM (zBRgX)
Santos lied to everyone but his constituents.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 01:06 PM (rbvCR)
Also, why the fuck do these "keys" exist -- paper ballots do not need keys. Will we never fix this?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:04 PM (yFx9n)
The key that he stole was not the election key. The concern is that someone might have been able to reverse engineer the election key from the training key.
Assuming that the key uses a GUID, I'm not sure how they would do that but for all I know it just uses a one digit code.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)
OK, who stressed out the hamsters? I'm not mad. I just need to know what the next step is.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 12:34 PM (BpO1e)
They did it themselves. Three different varieties of anabolic steroids, 2 gallons of Val-U-Rite vodka and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 01:07 PM (y9nCu)
They did it themselves. Three different varieties of anabolic steroids, 2 gallons of Val-U-Rite vodka and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 01:07 PM (y9nCu)
Nice beaver!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Mitchell moved to the United States in 1965.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 01:07 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Profit!
chinchillas run too fast. Ace could never keep up with it.
Maybe if we broke one of their legs.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:07 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 01:08 PM (u73oe)
1) Gotterdammerung in Iran.
Alireza Jafari, an 11-year-old boy, has been identified as a child soldier killed while serving at an IRGC checkpoint in Tehran.
According to Hengaw, a Norway-based human rights organization, he is the first reported Iranian child soldier to be killed since the escalation of the war in the Middle East.
He was initially reported as a civilian casualty, but the “Teachers’ Basij” organization later confirmed that he died “while on duty.” According to his mother, he was at the checkpoint with his father due to a shortage of personnel.
https://is.gd/RxXhbM
An ICE officer at Bush Airport has been handing out lollipops to kids
Two guesses as to which the MFM condemns.
https://is.gd/iQ6FIM
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)
You go, girl!
Posted by: City Girl Super Mayor Tiffany Henyard at March 30, 2026 01:08 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 30, 2026 01:08 PM (BSRx7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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When that happens, ace ends a closing link tag incorrectly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 30, 2026 01:08 PM (bcF3R)
Mitchell moved to the United States in 1965.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 01:07 PM (n1OCj)
And Canada sucks balls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2026 01:08 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Why would one be tranquilizing low-grade beaver?
Posted by: mikeski is more confused than normal at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (VHUov)
When that happens, ace ends a closing link tag incorrectly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 30, 2026 01:08 PM (bcF3R)
I don't have keys to fix the kingdom, so all I can do is scream and shout when someone else fixes things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)
Mitchell moved to the United States in 1965.
And yet, here you are.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Riz8t)
Ms Chickfilet probably has the same problems that former congresscreature Anthony Weiner did -- misconduct is too obvious to cover up, and didn't take care of obligations to the party hierarchy.
If she'd diverted some stolen loot to the party like she should have, in return they'd have counseled
her on how to give the thievery legal concealment. The opportunity is lost now -- like tears in rain. Or fried chicken sauce into sandwich packaging.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (VWtfl)
Alireza Jafari, an 11-year-old boy, has been identified as a child soldier killed while serving at an IRGC checkpoint in Tehran.
According to Hengaw, a Norway-based human rights organization, he is the first reported Iranian child soldier to be killed since the escalation of the war in the Middle East.
Tousi said Iran was gonna do this so they could claim US/Israel is killing children...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: mikeski is more confused than normal at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM
*tucks handkerchief back in pocket*
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (zBRgX)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 12:58 PM (BpO1e)
Would they even fit?
Posted by: that troll in the art thread at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (gKWVE)
It is not impossible to find a market for used hamsters, after all, but it is not currently haut couture
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 01:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 01:10 PM (TN0g+)
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Damn you, Bernice!!
Posted by: Josephistan at March 30, 2026 01:10 PM (y9ksN)
1) Gotterdammerung in Iran.
Alireza Jafari, an 11-year-old boy, has been identified as a child soldier killed while serving at an IRGC checkpoint in Tehran.
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That was the plan, and it is very obvious to all but the Left.
They did not use child soldiers because they ran out of men, they used them at the checkpoints so that they would be killed and there would be outrage. Hoping to stop the checkpoint bombing.
There should be outrage -- at Iran.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:10 PM (yFx9n)
Hail Mary, One Piece (not a movie), and what others?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)
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"Fundamentally non-serious" selection.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: George Conway at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (ssz2a)
"Caitlin Doornbos
@CaitlinDoornbos
2h
President Trump confirmed to me today that the US is negotiating with Iranian parliamentary speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, saying we'll "find out in about a week" whether he is someone America can truly work with.."
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)
Nephew saw Hail Mary on Saturday and said it was REALLY good. Drinker said it was good, so it seems he's hit a rash of releases that actually don't suck ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
That would cut down on people mistakenly reading the Content.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 01:03 PM (W7FsI)
Content?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Content? Content? We don' need no steenking content....
Posted by: Zombie Alfonso Bedoya at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (QGaXH)
Joni Mitchell appeared at the Canadian music awards, and while standing next to Prime Minister Mark Carney, she explained how wonderful Carney and Canada is, and how awful the United States is.
Mitchell moved to the United States in 1965.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 01:07 PM (n1OCj)
Deport the fat old hag back to Ottawa, Toronto or whatever Canuckian village she spawned from.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 01:12 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 12:59 PM (NpAc
That's what makes March Fools so funny.
Nobody expects it.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 01:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)
"I Swear" and, now, "Mr. Inbetween" - which, I confess, may not be a movie. I haven't watched the review yet, it just came up in my feed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 01:13 PM (QGaXH)
"Caitlin Doornbos
@CaitlinDoornbos
2h
President Trump confirmed to me today that the US is negotiating with Iranian parliamentary speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, saying we'll "find out in about a week" whether he is someone America can truly work with.."
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
And Ghalibaf claims he is not talking to Trump and death to America... So something isn't right here....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:13 PM (ECasK)
He also liked Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mr. Inbetween at March 30, 2026 01:13 PM (Dv3i1)
Deport the fat old hag back to Ottawa, Toronto or whatever Canuckian village she spawned from.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Joni Mitchel? Isn't she dead yet?
I would have thought she would be looking at clouds from the top side by now.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:14 PM (yFx9n)
2h
President Trump confirmed to me today that the US is negotiating with Iranian parliamentary speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, saying we'll "find out in about a week" whether he is someone America can truly work with.."
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
His name is Mohammad.
You're not going in the right direction quite yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 01:14 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
I saw it on Thursday and thought it was good. Wife said that any movie that can make you both laugh and cry is pretty good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:14 PM (ExV1e)
Related: jihadists killed a bunch of Christians in Nigeria this weekend. Most of the media "local crime story"ed it, but Reuters had a headline that it was gunmen protesting climate change.
That's levels of THE MESSAGE even Critical Drinker can't fathom.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:13 PM (Riz8t)
It's madness, I tell you. Madness!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:15 PM (ExV1e)
Syrian Christians took a lot of damage this weekend, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 01:15 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:12 PM (GD0B3)
It is more like 1910 Mexico, where the first thing is to keep from being assassinated by the other factions before you build a ruling coalition that can hold power.
If Venezuela is any example, Trump is offering a route to survival if certain benchmarks are met.
I would not want to be in negotiation with Trump, he employs suave and polished leg-breakers
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 01:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:13 PM (ECasK)
I’m honestly getting a little annoyed with deferred threats and negotiations…. Bomb the shit out of them. I don’t think we tried to negotiate with Hitler in 45. Fuck that shit just end it by winning
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (xT8gx)
Related: jihadists killed a bunch of Christians in Nigeria this weekend. Most of the media "local crime story"ed it, but Reuters had a headline that it was gunmen protesting climate change.
"islhamists doing islhamic things, again"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Says who?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (BSRx7)
Posted by: It's me donna
Negotiating with Iran be like:
https://youtu.be/yXuhtZ9lh9A
.....they just have a lot of that first guy.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (xT8gx)
I'm with you
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Duke basketball coach Jon Scheyer at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Y1sOo)
_____
Those Christians were trying to change the climate of Sharia the jihadists were trying to enforce?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (aV/WY)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (4NO2D)
I mean, bombing the shit out of them is continuing, according to both CENTCOM and the IDF.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)
=
Ghalibaf is lying, of course.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duke basketball coach Jon Scheyer at March 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Y1sOo)
I laughed…. Never woulda happened to Coach K
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Duke basketball coach Jon Scheyer
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*golf clap*
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (TN0g+)
And Ghalibaf claims he is not talking to Trump and death to America... So something isn't right here....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:13 PM (ECasK)
Trolling the mullahs and IRGC to get them fighting among themselves. An obvious move, but I expect that it'll still get Ghalibaf's head lopped off with a dull hacksaw.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: LaQuisha at March 30, 2026 01:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:18 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:59 PM (OoFl2)
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You try fitting a capybara into a hampster wheel.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2026 01:18 PM (8gbRx)
Posted by: Fani Willis at March 30, 2026 01:18 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)
The uploaded videos that Tousi plays strongly suggests that bombing has not stopped.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 01:17 PM (y9nCu)
Israel tried to take him out the other day according to the IDF...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:19 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 01:19 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:59 PM (OoFl2)
What about your ex?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
"We do a little trolling" - DJT
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)
Maybe if we broke one of their legs.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:07 PM (yFx9n)
A gimpchilla?
Posted by: From the mind of Roger Corman at March 30, 2026 01:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:40 PM (ExV1e)
But Dallas ISD explicitly advertising for black and Latino teachers is somehow not.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 01:20 PM (z/ZK2)
That's levels of THE MESSAGE even Critical Drinker can't fathom.
Posted by: Ian S.
"Gunmen protesting climate change."
So it was an armed raid on a Christian coal-fired power plant?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 01:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2026 01:20 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2026 01:20 PM (tYGL3)
Syrian Christians took a lot of damage this weekend, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 01:15 PM (W7FsI)
Palm Sunday, so next week, Easter, is going to be as bad or worse.
Posted by: moki at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (wLjpr)
There probably were, but we had the good sense to ignore them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)
We must crush it with everything we have RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I believe this whole "negotiation" nonsense is theater. These Islamist pieces of garbage will never surrender. Kill them all
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (zBRgX)
Posted by: Monosyllablic hypercritic at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 01:20 PM (z/ZK2)
Dallas ISD is one of the worst ISD's in the world........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
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He's buying time to get more ground assets in place.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)
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Sounds like a name for an inertialess drive made up by Doc Smith.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2026 01:22 PM (8gbRx)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 01:21 PM (QGaXH)
Yes, of course. No one has attempted to create a Jeffersonian democracy in the middle east yet.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2026 01:20 PM (tYGL3)
There was one moment, fairly early on, when I had concerns but... nope, they passed it right on by without messages, or fan service for the modern audience.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e)
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And then tell them "We're thinking about it" and bomb then one more time for good measure.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 01:23 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: moki at March 30, 2026 01:23 PM (wLjpr)
I can do it!
!Jeb!
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:23 PM (XuXeR)
Two point Twenty One Gigawatts.
Posted by: Doc Brown at March 30, 2026 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)
"Caitlin Doornbos
@CaitlinDoornbos
2h
President Trump confirmed to me today that the US is negotiating with Iranian parliamentary speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, saying we'll "find out in about a week" whether he is someone America can truly work with.."
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
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No such announcements can be taken at face value at this time. Maybe there is no discussion at all with this guy. Or maybe the US wants the Iranians to kill him so we don't have to. Who knows.
The war is going well. The war is an historic disaster. 2 + 2 = 5. None of us know anything for sure.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 01:24 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 01:23 PM (XuXeR)
The real ¡Jeb! would use proper 69 punctuation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (ExV1e)
How is Mrs. Sponge doing?
Posted by: moki at March 30, 2026 01:23 PM (wLjpr)
She's doing good. She thinks she's got the menopause thing going on and has been having bouts with the tireds a bit, but other than that, doing good.
Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
The war is going well. The war is an historic disaster. 2 + 2 = 5. None of us know anything for sure.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 01:24 PM (VWtfl)
what announcement ? Trump is on record now, and this has been leaking for over a week.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Ian S.
grüßen = greetings
kampf = combat
So, a declaration of war? The first stanza of a rap battle?
Posted by: mikeski's got nothin' at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (VHUov)
Dream on. Once she starts throwing out the race card, they'll all back down and skulk off like puppies who just got caught with their nose in the garbage can. Censured at best. Expulsion? LOL
Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (6uxuX)
That's good, because all 45 of the modern audience is busy playing 1348: Ex Voto, a game in which you play a lesbian knight in medieval Italy that must rescue her girlfriend from men and scissor her.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 01:26 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 01:26 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: The Truth at March 30, 2026 01:26 PM (z/ZK2)
I saw a news item that people were adopting those little pigs as pets and carrying them with them as a protective strategy against aggressive Muslim men...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 01:26 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:14 PM (ExV1e)
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* The original 1971 TV movie "Brian's Song" has entered the chat *
First time I ever cried watching the television or movie show at age 9. I was deeply embarrassed and trying to hide my tears from my mom ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (aV/WY)
Posted by: The Truth at March 30, 2026 01:26 PM (z/ZK2)
It's not always about you! -- Peace
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (5ZXSK)
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
If so, it was in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)
That's good, because all 45 of the modern audience is busy playing 1348: Ex Voto, a game in which you play a lesbian knight in medieval Italy that must rescue her girlfriend from men and scissor her.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)
Are they hot? Cuz I might play that........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 01:13 PM (ECasK)
I’m honestly getting a little annoyed with deferred threats and negotiations…. Bomb the shit out of them. I don’t think we tried to negotiate with Hitler in 45. Fuck that shit just end it by winning
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Wars have their own timetables because the enemy always has options. Trump is trying to avoid destroying the civil society in Iran leaving some form of government in place but not the Basiji nor IRGC. And without invading en masse which would take months of preparation.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv)
He will get world support because of the past two weeks. At least, I think that is the plan based on evidence.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:28 PM (yFx9n)
Just bomb until unconditional surrender. Period. They can figure out their own government after that…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 01:25 PM (xT8gx)
I AM INTRIGUED BY YOUR IDEAS AND WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 01:28 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (5ZXSK)
I would like to drink whiskey with MAE some time......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM
Always an opportunity to see orcas and bald eagles.
May your voyage be free of mephitic penguin bouquets!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Here's the 'knight'.
avclub.com/1348-ex-voto-game-review
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (ExV1e)
First time I ever cried watching the television or movie show at age 9. I was deeply embarrassed and trying to hide my tears from my mom ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (aV/
All men and boys are allowed to cry watching Brian’s Song and Old Yeller.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (z/ZK2)
I saw a news item that people were adopting those little pigs as pets and carrying them with them as a protective strategy against aggressive Muslim men...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 01:26 PM (QGaXH)
Pakistani students in Korea want to set up a proper mosque in the area they live while attending university, which the neighbors don't want, so the local Koreans have taken to doing barbeques in the square in front of the Pakistani student's "social club" and are roasting whole pigs once a week.
They seem to be leaving the heads behind when they leave too.
Such disrespect.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (Kt19C)
The girlfriend is decent, the main character looks like a 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (2ocoG)
We did however negotiate with Emperor Hirohito and whoever was left in Japan.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (gKWVE)
avclub.com/1348-ex-voto-game-review
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (ExV1e)
Owt......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner
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I think part of it is whack a mole with the deep underground bunkers and their exits to launch missiles. Israel and the US are going down the list--hitting component factories now to prevent a quick rebuild of Iran's missile capabilities. Same with hitting the steel mills.
Patience in such cases is a virtue as there are no clear lines like an invasion as the target of the bombing campaign is the will of the enemy to continue and the systematic crippling of the IRGC apparatus running Iran.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv)
The girlfriend is decent, the main character looks like a 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:29 PM (2ocoG)
Leftie gamers do seem to love them some pedo.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
We did however negotiate with Emperor Hirohito and whoever was left in Japan.
We were negotiating both with Japan and with ourselves. There was a real fear that if we hanged Hirohito, the commies would take over Japan.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 01:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 01:31 PM (ExV1e)
He will get world support because of the past two weeks. At least, I think that is the plan based on evidence.
One underreported aspect of this is that Australia and New Zealand are out of gas and oil. They have plenty they can drill for, but all the refineries were shut down to stop global warming so they ship it to China for refining and then China ships them back the gas/diesel/etc.
Nothing says reducing carbon emissions like having to ship oil overseas.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:31 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: troyriser at March 30, 2026 01:32 PM (DPeYO)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 01:32 PM (iXqHn)
We did however negotiate with Emperor Hirohito and whoever was left in Japan.
Posted by: gKWVE
Hirohito is the more appropriate historical example as we are trying to separate the sheep from the goats in Iran--the titular civilian government versus the IRGC. In Japan, it was something similar--Tojo and the militarists versus the civilians.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)
In Ukraine, it is mostly about resources and the solution is to have US profiting, as well as both sides, so that no one has an interest in blowing it up.
The problem from the Strait is (1) how do you seize it from Iran -- well he is doing that now. and (2) how do you get the world to agree -- well having energy cut for several weeks is doing that.
The whole shutdown of the strait was planned by Trump
You heard it here first.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: troyriser
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Indictment is in Florida. She won't get a DC jury.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)
Also, this closure has lit a fire under everyone else in the region to get pipelines built so nothing has to go through the strait.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 01:35 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 01:27 PM (5ZXSK)
Good Morning AOP
I see you've begun your spring migration. Seems a little early this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 01:36 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 01:36 PM (4NO2D)
Nothing says reducing carbon emissions like having to ship oil overseas.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Environmentalists are literally stupid people because despite their F*cking Love Science bullshit, they do not understand cause and effect worth a damn. Nor do they understand tradeoffs.
That is because they have rotten Marxist programming running in their watermelon brains (green on the outside, red on the inside).
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Very Fixed Income at March 30, 2026 01:37 PM (oftw2)
There should be outrage -- at Iran.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 01:10 PM (yFx9n)
As long as it's muzzloid children, I don't give a shit. Satan has already claimed their souls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 01:38 PM (5ZXSK)
The whole shutdown of the strait was planned by Trump
You heard it here first.
Posted by: bob
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Pretty inevitable that Iran would seek to shut the Persian Gulf if attacked. That was always their go to threat so I am sure that Trump and DoW already gamed that one out.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2026 01:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 01:39 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 30, 2026 01:46 PM (vqA1l)
scamdemic shutdown killed the local theater complex. No place to see a movie now.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 30, 2026 01:50 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Sounds like a perfect plan for Persians to pursue.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 02:02 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Scott1M at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (O9uxk)
Posted by: Very Fixed Income at March 30, 2026 01:37 PM (oftw2)
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Luxury!
Posted by: A Man from Yorkshire at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (cWLG3)
THE MORNING RANT: Housing Affordability Requires Vast Swaths of Virtually Uninhabitable Urban Areas Be Reclaimed
An issue I have periodically revisited is the need for “municipal conservatism” as an alternative to Democrat-administered destruction of our cities. In a 2024 piece at The Blaze, I wrote “Republicans need to offer our struggling cities an agenda focused on delivering excellent city services, including effective policing, cleanliness, anti-vagrancy measures, public safety, reliable utilities, and family-friendly parks. This agenda should promote a political climate that supports small businesses, primary education, churches, families, and patriotism. Democrat-run cities have grown hostile to these foundational elements of urban civilization, creating an enormous opportunity for Republicans.” This is not “small government conservatism.” It is “civil order conservatism.”
Hampton Prescott, one of my favorite follows on Twitter/X (@HamptonPrezcott), is a real estate professional in Atlanta who is heavily focused on this exact issue. (He also covers architectural trends, commenting on the correlation of bad commercial architecture with the state of urban environments.)The Trump WH was close to figuring this out when they deployed the National Guard to crime ridden cities. The ONLY way to solve housing affordability is to reclaim vast swaths of urban areas that have been rendered effectively uninhabitable due to lack of safety. https://t.co/pgkBbEW5Jg
— Hampton Prescott (@HamptonPrezcott) March 13, 2026
Donald Trump’s second term has coincided with an increase in use and application of the phrase “you can just do things.” Whether it is taking out the Ayatollah after 50 years of western appeasement, shutting the southern border after hearing all kinds of “reasons why we can’t do anything about it” by the leftist/libertarian industrial complexes, or eliminating discriminatory hiring practices after decades of conservative apathy (or enabling), the age of dismantling stale orthodoxies is firmly upon us. I’d like to talk about another example of something justified for decades as “just the way things are” - abysmal governance of major cities and the idea that there is no hope for right-leaning leadership that efficiently and effectively provides safety and security for citizens. Even many left-leaning folks will admit, our major cities are disaster zones. Capital flight, out of control vagrancy, serial criminals let loose by a malignant justice system, expensive services that underperform in quality (to put it charitably) - our major cities may be experiencing the roughest stretch since the dark days of the late 1970’s. Now the median conservative may look at this sad state of affairs and remark to himself, “not my circus, but maybe this will provide fodder for an attack ad come election season.” I’m here to tell that this is the height of loser attitude, and is a set of common wisdom that is commonly wrong. A few reasons why people are looking at this issue the wrong way: • Yes, while a statewide or national GOP candidate likely won’t be winning over 50% of a major metro’s vote anytime soon, you need to look at the gross numbers involved. For example, Metro Atlanta has 6.4 million people in it as of 2024. If you apply the standard 65% turnout rate and assume that the GOP candidate is going to lose by 10 points, that is still 1.84 million potential voters that could be in your camp. Therefore, politicians ignoring the concerns of urban right-leaning voters or simply those longing for public safety may end up costing them the election. Having a tailored candidate at the local level, that delivers on their simplified promises (see later in the post for my proposed three-point pledge) would filter up to benefit these statewide and national candidates (granted they tailor their message to these urban voters!) • A dynamic of municipal elections that is often overlooked - turnout is generally absolutely abysmal. To wit, the 2021 Atlanta Mayoral Election (which saw multiple competitive candidates) had a whopping turnout of 25% of active registered voters. Even the 2024 NYC mayoral election, likely the most ballyhooed municipal race in recent memory, saw turnout come out to a ho-hum 43% of registered voters. • The GOP has made housing affordability a huge priority for their governance platform. As anyone who follows my X account knows, proponents of housing affordability are missing the absolute largest driver of the problem - the only way you can materially help with housing affordability is to reclaim the vast swaths of buildable land surrounding job centers that were abandoned to crime and disorder over the past few decades. Further straining affordability, city dwellers are also effectively forced to pay twice for services like education - their taxes pay for dysfunctional schools which in turn force them to pay tuition, with prices reflecting inelastic demand, for private school. Solving this issue at the local level would filter up to substantial improvements on a national scale, another factor that should interest the GOP. Of course, a “national GOP” style of message at the local, urban level is a guarantee of failure. Talking about fiscal conservatism, tax cuts, and reducing municipal services is not going to motivate and inspire your average urban voter. (Probably not even affluent voters.) A candidate that follows the spirit of the ideas posited here would need to prioritize safety and municipal order above all else. I highlight these issues as they are the absolute prerequisites for quite literally anything in an urban ecosystem to work. As a real estate professional, I am always amused at the relative lack of attention paid amongst industry luminaries towards something that is absolutely core to any success in the industry. There is almost a learned helplessness to the issue, as if the move is to perpetually be in retreat as destructive, pro-crime forces destroy more and more of the built environment. Those who remain spend their political capital seeking out tax breaks (which won’t matter as long as a neighborhood feels unsafe and is seeing its productive populace flee.) This approach, of course, is absolute nonsense. The real estate community, as generational leadership turnover occurs, is a natural ally in this endeavor. They need to get organized on the front end, defining simple goals for candidates to support, such as: 1. Effectively address crime and disorder.Thank you, Hampton, for this much appreciated contribution. Here is a link to his Twitter/X page if you would like to read more from Mr. Prescott. [buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]
2. Utilize the Walt Disney approach to cleanliness.
3. Manage but don’t cut services, which will benefit tremendously from effectuating #1. Getting voter turnout in municipal elections above its current anemic levels would yield tremendous ROI - for the cities themselves, and for their own business interests. Look no further than the value appreciation seen in Florida cities benefiting from strong messaging and action on crime and disorder. (And for the inverse, look no further than the value destruction in formerly high-flying cities such as Seattle, Minneapolis, Portland and Denver). This is an exciting time where long-held, indefensible orthodoxies are being discarded. “You can just do things” is the ethos of our time. Taking back our cities and making the apathy that has dominated for so long a relic of a bygone era is an opportunity waiting there for the taking. [Hampton Presoctt]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2026 11:02 AM (k2hhB)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 11:03 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 11:03 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 11:03 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:04 AM (4NO2D)
Or as John Lautner said, "murder factories".
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 11:04 AM (Kt19C)
So the left will talk about housing as if it is somehow separate from supply and demand.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:05 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Or am I being too rude?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 11:06 AM (BpO1e)
The left: Immigration is a human right! We need to bring in more people, many more people!
Also the left: How dare housing prices go up when we bring in a bunch of immigrants...that's racist!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:06 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 11:03 AM (BpO1e)
Men in women's sports FTW!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 11:06 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Racist...who is secretly in love with his black neighbor at March 30, 2026 11:06 AM (JvP6j)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:06 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 11:03 AM (BpO1e)
Men in women's sports FTW!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:06 AM
ISWYDT, Gent.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (4NO2D)
Because the inner cities are gonna inner city regardless.
Has nothing to do with "lack of safety". Has everything to do with pride of ownership.
Section 8 is gonna Section 8. Every big blue city proves that.
You will get safety with ownership.
Homeowners aren't going to put up with shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (4NO2D)
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Wait, I've been told that inner-city voters vastly prefer the candidates that promises to not prosecute the inner-city criminals - no safety, no municipal order. Isn't that how Larry Krasner keeps getting re-elected in Philthadephia?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Yesterday, we had an extended discussion about "analysis paralysis". This is one of the reasons why nothing gets done. The other is that the left opposes and blocks every common sense solution to any problem, because someone on the right (being largely people of common sense) came up with a good solution.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)
The left: We need more housing and for progressive officials to overrule local officials that won't let them build more housing for our new immigrants!
Also the left: How dare the state take away our natural spaces and historic buildings and replace them with tenements! Don't they know what this is doing to the character of my quaint town (and housing prices?!?)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (pDt9x)
Are they going to make democrat government go away? Because it won’t work without that.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (jbnUc)
Subjugation of the public requires them to be immobile and dependent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Tom Petty at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (+HNx/)
Young white males are ready to get fitted with Hugo Boss uniforms and engage in ethnic cleansing. They've been locked out of every other opportunity.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (qwx/I)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (4NO2D)
Tom Petty hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Yes, but the people living there believe their votes don't matter and they are right - the local officials just cast enough ballots to keep returning the same people over and over...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:09 AM (0ogfQ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (4NO2D)
Tom Petty hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Don’t come around here no more. Whatever you’re lookin’ for.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:10 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (pDt9x)
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You don't like warmth then?
Posted by: Z. Mamdani at March 30, 2026 11:10 AM (+HNx/)
For everyone else.
They'll still get a detached house with a yard, a car, and all the LNG they need to keep their house warm in the winter...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:10 AM (sKqQm)
aka Wolfen.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 11:11 AM (wVcYX)
Throwing a couple thousand "career criminals" in the slammer would make any large city safer and more habitable for law-abiding, working, residents. The mayhem is tolerated and encouraged on many levels.
Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at March 30, 2026 11:11 AM (oftw2)
A key lesson from his efforts: yes, you can incarcerate your way to peace and prosperity. 1% - 2% of the population needs to be taken off the streets for good, and the rest can live quite peacefully.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 11:11 AM (/QdgR)
I haven't crossed over to Michigan for years, but even in a car on 'freeways' in daylight, it's pretty creepy.
May Coleman Young rot in hell.
Damn, cute young woman from Alberta didn't win a car on TPIR.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 11:11 AM (Sco7b)
Don’t come around here no more. Whatever you’re lookin’ for.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:10 AM (pDt9x)
Cuz I'm free.
Free ballin......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)
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There are a lot of jobs that rely on the maintenance of the infrastructure of destitution. Solving these means people will lose their meaningless jobs that nonetheless provide paychecks.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 11:12 AM (Dv3i1)
Subjugation of the public requires them to be immobile and dependent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (AkEZC)
And making it illegal to be more than a 15-minutes walk away from your pod.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:12 AM (uEmCf)
Like all con-men, they must short-circuit logical thinking with emotion.
And giving them more power to fix the crime--that they allowed and caused--is their easiest, and longest-running, manipulation.
To put it another way, why should we fix their problem before we prevent them from profiting from the problem?
But all of that is irrelevant:
Renters should never have a vote.
Take that away and the cities will fix themselves.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 11:12 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 11:12 AM (3cXfB)
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Wow. I've never seen it stated this way, but after commuting into/ of Metro Detroit for a few decades . . . Yeah, this makes so much sense.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 30, 2026 11:13 AM (bMded)
Yuck.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 11:13 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 11:13 AM (xT8gx)
Has nothing to do with "lack of safety". Has everything to do with pride of ownership.
Section 8 is gonna Section 8. Every big blue city proves that.
You will get safety with ownership.
Homeowners aren't going to put up with shit.
I was in downtown DC two nights ago. I rarely go there anymore, so it's a good way to observe the contrast between what was, and what is.
I just couldn't believe what has happened to the area where our restaurant was. It's breathtaking. It's obvious a ton of money (and definitely NOT taxpayer money) has been invested. The homes are gorgeous. People with that kind of resources aren't going to put up with the crappy governments DC enjoyed in the 20th century.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
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on true conservative values and not middling modifiers to coddle the Democrats and Squishy middle.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:13 AM (0ogfQ)
‘ Those people should be turned into mulch that feeds the trees we plant in the newly safe neighborhoods.
Or am I being too rude?’
No. Thats not rude at all. That’s what they would want for themselves.
Or at least that’s what I want for them and that’s close enough.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2026 11:14 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 11:14 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:13 AM (0ogfQ)
There is no other way.............
Posted by: John Thune at March 30, 2026 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:15 AM (pDt9x)
A key lesson from his efforts: yes, you can incarcerate your way to peace and prosperity. 1% - 2% of the population needs to be taken off the streets for good, and the rest can live quite peacefully.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 11:11 AM (/QdgR)
In the short term, that kind of prison cost is likely unaffordable for most bankrupt cities...not to mention, the unaffordability and time needed for the US legal system to make that work...
Thus, why deportation has been the 1st answer...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:15 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:15 AM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2026 11:16 AM (qwx/I)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (4NO2D)
Tom Petty hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Don’t come around here no more. Whatever you’re lookin’ for.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:10 AM (pDt9x)
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As Bob Dylan said "every rose has its thorns."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 11:16 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:16 AM (pDt9x)
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This may be true, but there's the issue that the "job centers" are also leaving the urban areas.
MAYBE if people feel safe living there, the jobs will return, but there is a LOT of empty office space in most (all?) urban centers.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:17 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:15 AM (uEmCf)
Yet, they're overrunning LA, NYC, Chitcago.......the most expensive places to live.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Pope goes viral for saying God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war"
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Well, Joshua maybe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:17 AM (ndZc7)
And as he also said:
"ahhh-hnnnn huuhhhhh ahhhhhnyyyd".
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
As Bob Dylan said "every rose has its thorns."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 11:16 AM (cWLG3)
Just like every night has it's dawn.
And every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.
Posted by: Bill and Ted at March 30, 2026 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
******
Eliminate communist police work, selective enforcement, no go zone, and ideological anti-American organizations starting with no mosques, no muzzies and no anti-fa.
To heal a wound you must eliminate the infection.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (0ogfQ)
The Democrat-Communists love the poor. So much so that they want to create tens of millions more of them.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (qUkBO)
Pope goes viral for saying God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war"
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Well, Joshua maybe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:17 AM (ndZc7)
I read that blindingly stupid comment he made. Biblical illiteracy, or just pandering?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (pDt9x)
Pope goes viral for saying God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war"
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Well, Joshua maybe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:17 AM (ndZc7)
And The Bee responded perfectly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM
Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (4NO2D)
Tom Petty hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Don’t come around here no more. Whatever you’re lookin’ for.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:10 AM (pDt9x)
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As Bob Dylan said "every rose has its thorns."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Tiptoe Through the Tulips.
- Governor Walz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)
Interfice omnes et Deus eos ordinat.
Posted by: Pope Urban II at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
But NOT Martha's Vineyard, where the snobbiest of the snobs live.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:19 AM (uEmCf)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (pDt9x)
EmBRACE the power of and.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
But NOT Martha's Vineyard, where the snobbiest of the snobs live.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:19 AM (uEmCf)
They built a wall.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:19 AM (OUMaO)
This is the required first step before you can implement any other steps.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:21 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:19 AM (uEmCf)
They built a wall.
Posted by: Sponge
They busses asses out toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:21 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (2Ez/1)
This is the required first step before you can implement any other steps.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:21 AM (V4IXI)
All inner city yutes have been bred with the 'fact' that police are bad and want to kill them. Policing the streets will never bring peace and safety to the inner city.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (OUMaO)
A King could -
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:23 AM (pDt9x)
The Old Testament hardest hit.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:23 AM (V4IXI)
However my other response is the same one I have for many pundits:
Sounds nice, but as always the devil is in the details. It's a problem for all of us, don't just say "$politician must come up with a plan". That's dodging your own responsibility.
Also..."Walt Disney approach to cleanliness". Okay, I understand the general implication - litter/blown trash makes things look bad and reduces civic pride and order, but what does the "Walt Disney approach" per set, look like in implementation?
Posted by: RandomDave at March 30, 2026 11:23 AM (ONKca)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (OUMaO)
A King could -
Posted by: tubal
A dictator could make them play catch with mortars.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2026 11:16 AM (qwx/I)
And send the miscreants to secure Kharg Island instead.
If they succeed? Great! Reward them.
If they don't succeed? Our cities would be a lot better off.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (4NO2D)
Or said another way...
Everything is out of wack, you gotta get it in wack or else you'll get ungatz on pumpernickel.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (XV/Pl)
They aren't kidding...these people have serious plans. Just finished a frightening article "The Orb Will See You Now". They're serious, and have plans. Never mind the loons in the street, worry about the AI tech oligarchs.
It's a slog, but worth the read
https://shorturl.at/M8Uf7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (XeU6L)
That's up to the underclass, who are, after all, not being held against their will. As long as they're willing to take the government cheese instead of acting like they have full agency, the Dems will be happy to keep them on the plantation.
It's a novel concept: the opt-in slave.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)
Most of the jobs left along with the middle class.
So they are the homes of the rich and the poor, full of high end entertainment for the elites and drugs and crime for the poor.
Frankly the easiest way to fix this is probably just make sure the criminal elements can get access to the urban rich. They'll either leave and collapse the system or start demanding real solutions (like NYC in the 90s).
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)
tinyurl.com/4aawnsev
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 11:24 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Brother Tim
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You can do anything you have the will to do.
See: Donald J. Trump
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:25 AM (0ogfQ)
Great idea. And a winning theme.
Except most of the ones who would vote for it have already fled the cities. Not sure what the fix is.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 11:25 AM (2WIwB)
It appears to transcend everything. Rich or poor, black or white, Christian or atheist, you name it - when it comes to political loyalties, all other factors are subordinate to whether people CHOOSE to live in an urban environment or not. It's a self-selection mechanism.
Not that some people on both sides aren't "trapped behind enemy lines," but in general these political majorities form voluntarily according to the values people have.
And the divide is only growing and growing, as the cities descend into straight-up hellscapes and people flee them accordingly. At this rate, if you still live in one of these cesspools, it's because you must live there, or because you love the cesspool and would never countenance living among your inferiors who don't have to ward off CHUDs on a daily basis, because you hate them.
I would put the odds of a major political shift in a given urban antpile at around 0%. A good-governance platform won't convince people whose attitude is "I wish I could gas you and everyone like you."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 11:25 AM (BI5O2)
This is the required first step before you can implement any other steps.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:21 AM (V4IXI)
All inner city yutes have been bred with the 'fact' that police are bad and want to kill them. Policing the streets will never bring peace and safety to the inner city.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Especially when "don't act white" is a mantra.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:25 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (pDt9x)
Embrace the healing power of "and".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:25 AM (N1DT3)
It’s a nation wide vote farm.
Until the democrats are broken this vision of urban renewal is a fantasy.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2026 11:26 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:26 AM (0ogfQ)
Posted by: tubal
The Israelites clamored for a king. Several books enumerate how well that worked out.
Always be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:26 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:26 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm not trying to change born criminals. I'm trying to prevent and make it harder for them to commit the crimes. Letting them create no go zones is insane.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:27 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (pDt9x)
He worships progressivism, not the God of the Bible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: tubal
The Israelites clamored for a king. Several books enumerate how well that worked out.
Always be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:26 AM (OUMaO)
Well look how well the Judges are working out in Israel now.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (V4IXI)
- Governor Walz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)
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Wait 'til you spend the night in my Sugar Walls.
Posted by: Tim "Sugar" Walz at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (0bjKf)
Now...do they not remember we had an election at the end of 2024?
Or...is the whole left on board with Elissa Slotkin now in arguing the 2024 election was stolen?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:18 AM (pDt9x)
He was probably trying to say this war does not meet the Just War doctrine requirements...and being an American-raised Catholic, he sucks at the Biblical stuff (b/c they fell away from teaching the Bible for a few decades after Vatican 2).
Now, there is a discussion for if the Iran war meets the Just War doctrine...but in his homily, the Pope obviously avoided that and just let out his pissed off feelings about the war and went flailing...since I've heard heretical homilies from priests before, hearing one from the Pope (about God not listening to all prayers) is not surprising b/c he's been an emotional throwback 60's hippie priest (if I had a concept for his thoughts - environment, make peace not war, etc)...so when he talks on "hippie" topics, you understand his pre-existing biases...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Especially when "don't act white" is a mantra.
Posted by: rickb223
So what, we ship 'em all off somewhere else? Africa? Haiti? Questions of will aside, WTF do you do without going down the worst possible roads?
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (OUMaO)
In my small town where I've run 6 or 7 errands in 30 minutes or so, a new building went up and small apartments are about $1500 a month. That's insane.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (Sco7b)
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I guess King David was wasting his breath.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2026 11:29 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: tubal
The Israelites clamored for a king. Several books enumerate how well that worked out.
Always be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:26 AM (OUMaO)
I was being a little tongue in cheek, Tim. We have elections, for better or worse, every four years, and that detail has produced some horrible miscreants in our memories. Kingly powers, given our system, is a very bad idea.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:30 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 11:11 AM (/QdgR)
There is another way. -- Vlad III
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:30 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (OUMaO)
True, but a large portion of the city underclass causing issues are not citizens...so working on that part reduces costs and problems quickly before you tackle the rest...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:30 AM (tOcjL)
Also you're ignoring exactly what Rudy did in NYC.
Damn I hate the 'can't' attitude
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:30 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:26 AM (OUMaO)
Well look how well the Judges are working out in Israel now.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Judges 19 is the section of the Bible for "True Crime" fans. Anyone else can be forgiven for steering clear.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:30 AM (OUMaO)
Damn I hate the 'can't' attitude
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:30 AM (V4IXI)
It didn't last.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Restrict supply and explode demand and what happens to costs?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Stateless
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Same here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2026 11:31 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: tubal
I've clearly been lurking Substack too long. Holy hell, some of what's proposed there...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:31 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Unsafe At Any Speed at March 30, 2026 11:31 AM (h+Nbi)
Wonder if he has an antique puzzlebox somewhere in his chambers.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 11:32 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Brother Tim
You have to change the pattern of thinking.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:32 AM (Kksvc)
Does this lack of empathy, self-respect, no long range planning, and hostility to success have a biological basis? Like a marker in a F-19 PET scan?
The answer is more death penalties and tell women to have kids with good men. Fathers are a missing solution.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 11:32 AM (u82oZ)
Subjugation of the public requires them to be immobile and dependent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (AkEZC)
Their goal isn't to subjugate the masses. Their goal is to achieve permanent power, replace the masses with robots/AI, and eliminate the masses. Having them centrally located makes the extermination easier.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:32 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Snake Plissken at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Stateless
Price is being used as a filter. Since they can't do anything else to keep the garbage-tier folk out, they just hike the prices until they can't afford to rent there...though now decent working class folk can't either.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (OUMaO)
That's up to the underclass, who are, after all, not being held against their will. As long as they're willing to take the government cheese instead of acting like they have full agency, the Dems will be happy to keep them on the plantation.
It's a novel concept: the opt-in slave.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026
The biggest issue here is they aren’t slaves, really. They are pets. Slaves labored. This group gets paid and fed to do nothing at all.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (TsyKT)
_____
Do not send your criminals here!
Posted by: Haiti at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Archimedes
I saw The Opt-In Slave open for The Artist Formerly Known As Prince at First Avenue in '95.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:30 AM (tOcjL)
Nonsense. Illegals are disproportionately represented in the crime stats, but homegrown Americans still commit a large majority of the crime in America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Or King Hezekiah. He didn't just bend over and take it when the Assyrians swept in.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 11:25 AM (BI5O2)
I wasn't raised urban, neither the white nor black side (now I've made myself a target for the troll) were urban.
But I don't know how I prove to people that I'm not part of the urban cohort and don't want to be forced into it by some "You'll never be one of us" rhetoric.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (uEmCf)
Subjugation of the public requires them to be immobile and dependent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (AkEZC)
Their goal isn't to subjugate the masses. Their goal is to achieve permanent power, replace the masses with robots/AI, and eliminate the masses. Having them centrally located makes the extermination easier.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:32 AM (ExV1e)
Just cut off their Soylent Green supply. Problems solved.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:19 AM (OUMaO)
I say keep them there. We sure as hell don't want them out here in the rest of the country.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (g8Ew8)
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I've a problem with that "job centers."
What kind of jobs?
In what industries?
We can't just hand-wave "job centers" into existence.
And then:
Think about your job, or one you used to do, or those of people you know.
Would you trade your current housing for a high-rise tenement (or condo/townhome) but you could get to work in under 15 minutes?
Those ghetto lots are tiny; you can have house or yard but not both.
Oh, and for revitalization: Underground utilities run $1 million per mile.
What kind of jobs support the developers to invest in building the housing to restore those urban areas?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (HXT0k)
Boy howdy. You lure them onto a skyscraper, and ZAAPPPPP!
Posted by: The aliens from Independence Day at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
You have to change welfare.
No father present? No checks.
Stop LBJ'ing them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:34 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: rickb223
Agreed, but that's a huge undertaking. Lots of things need doing before you can even put the basics in place.
Daunting task, and I wonder who's even up for it. Still worthy.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:34 AM (OUMaO)
But, it wouldn't be how many people want to live, so they'd always be leaving, either for whatever "suburbs" existed, or for other areas entirely. And there seems to be some weird social pressure for people in these environments to be less self sufficient and expect more and more services to be provided for them.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (JCZqz)
Subjugation of the public requires them to be immobile and dependent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 11:08 AM (AkEZC)
The progressive dream is the same as it was in the 19th century - cram as many people as possible into choked, stifling government tenements where vermin, cholera, tuberculosis, typhus and crime ravage the unwashed plebs.
Posted by: They've always been great humanitarians at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (V4IXI)
Pope goes viral for saying God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war"
Well.
I know for a fact he is wrong.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (2WIwB)
I saw an interview with a guy that had seven baby mommas and wasn't paying any child support.
He noted that he never gave his real name, where he lives, or where he works to the women...but they were still willing to have unprotected sex with him.
He argued it wasn't his fault anyway since he offered to pay for an abortion.
You aren't going to be able to persuade this kind of guy to be a dad.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)
That's not exactly a new idea.
Posted by: Disney World at March 30, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 11:36 AM (j+aD2)
Then they replaced him with Bloomberg, and a run of commie retards that turned it back into what they WANTED it to be.
CAN policing be the solution? Of course. But not when they don't want it for themselves.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Depends on how you police the streets. -- ED-209
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:36 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (V4IXI)
They tried that here and the love every illegal DEI rich crowd nixed that... Can't have those icky people in my neighborhood...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 11:37 AM (ECasK)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
Except, we've seen the outsized influence cities have on political outcomes. Seems there must be a better solution.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:37 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:30 AM (tOcjL)
Nonsense. Illegals are disproportionately represented in the crime stats, but homegrown Americans still commit a large majority of the crime in America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (n9ltV)
A. We aren't just talking crime - issues are filth, littering, homelessness, welfare needs, etc.
B. They are the cheapest and easiest group to solve. As mentioned above, the legal system makes incarcerating large swaths on a dime unaffordable in most places, whereas just shipping those possible home decreases the problem in the fastest way possible
C. They contribute to the overall lawless feel. If someone can just come in illegally and "steal my welfare", then I should just go steal it back. It degrades the legal structure and desire for goodness.
D. Illegals are the ultimate renters. They don't care if they come and go, destroy and depart, cash out and leave...they have zero interest or care in the welfare of America, the country...and that shows.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:37 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 11:32 AM (u82oZ)
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2026 11:38 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:38 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: rickb223
Agreed, but that's a huge undertaking. Lots of things need doing before you can even put the basics in place.
Daunting task, and I wonder who's even up for it. Still worthy.
This is probably the single biggest crime Obama committed. I think things were gradually improving until he took office, and it was all "whitey is the reason for all your troubles" from then on.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)
We are urging Nevadans to show up. Typically voter turn out drops 15%-22% in midterms.
Show UP>make your voice heard. I jumped into a political race to do something. You can vote up and down the ticket for Republicans. Yup, I know there are a lot of RINOs out there (See John Thune) but Thune is better than any Democrat-even though he disappoints
Posted by: Jeff Carter at March 30, 2026 11:38 AM (ZiwLX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2026 11:39 AM (xvV+O)
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Do not send your criminals here!
Posted by: Haiti at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (Dv3i1)
Country's full. Pygmy hippo out front should have told you.
Posted by: Republic of Liberia at March 30, 2026 11:39 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:34 AM (Kksvc)
Just under 140 more years in LBJ's "200 Years"...
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:39 AM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Sponge
I promise to do things...like incarcerate everyone that deserves it.
Posted by: Bukele for US President 48? at March 30, 2026 11:39 AM (JCZqz)
You aren't going to be able to persuade this kind of guy to be a dad.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)
No, but you can place a lien on him and garnish his wages or benefits through DNA testing and get him to pay 1/2 for all 7. As mentioned, it takes 2 to tango, so he was also having the sex.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:40 AM (tOcjL)
No, they want the masses, just a manageable amount of them. Being elites isn't any fun if you can't micromanage the peasants, and that is why the modern left is the way that it is.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 30, 2026 11:40 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 11:40 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: They've always been great humanitarians
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Khrushchevkas and Brezhnevkas. I think you get your own bathroom in the Breshnevka.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Mr. Wiggin at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (4NO2D)
He noted that he never gave his real name, where he lives, or where he works to the women...but they were still willing to have unprotected sex with him.
He argued it wasn't his fault anyway since he offered to pay for an abortion.
You aren't going to be able to persuade this kind of guy to be a dad.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)
Among things I've reconsidered since I was a young man:
We need to bring back the significant cultural stigma around bastards.
It seems cruel and that's why it's very hard to even suggest, because the child bears absolutely no fault for the circumstances of their birth. However, I can't help but notice that when we made life hard for bastards, we got a lot fewer of them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (N1DT3)
Daunting task, and I wonder who's even up for it. Still worthy.
Posted by: Brother Tim
Knowing what needs to be done is easy. Implementing it is hard. And nothing will come cheap. It's almost like you need:
Jobs
Owned homes
Razed section 8 warehouses
Changed generational thinking
all at the exact same time. Remove any one of them and it won't work.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (Kksvc)
No father present? No checks.
Stop LBJ'ing them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March
And for the fathers who skedaddled and remain gone pecan? What about those mothers?
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (OUMaO)
And what will you do to the blacks who aren't on the Demoncrat plantation?
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (uEmCf)
This is probably the single biggest crime Obama committed. I think things were gradually improving until he took office, and it was all "whitey is the reason for all your troubles" from then on.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
Abortion on demand made it 'cool' to have unprotected sex without consequence. The problem is, they didn't think about STD's and all. Planned Parenthood was created SPECIFICALLY to kill off the black race, yet a majority of the black communities will defend it to the hilt.
Until you change the mindset of the inner cities that children are a gift from God that must be cherished, nurtured and educated, policing won't help much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)
Small mercies.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 11:42 AM (dK+Kv)
As a lot of people tell the Karens/AWFLs nowadays, deportation for illegals/permanent prison for natives is the *most* humane option. Everything else from there involves stuff they *really* won't like.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 11:42 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 30, 2026 11:42 AM (D0HYP)
The women he impregnated didn't have enough info apparently to name him to the government (or didn't want to)
The first step it would seem would be to tie their benefits to naming a farther but then they might just lie...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:42 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 11:43 AM (BpO1e)
The first step it would seem would be to tie their benefits to naming a farther but then they might just lie...
Posted by: 18-1 at March
This step is already in place.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:43 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 11:43 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:43 AM (V4IXI)
We need a DNA registry of every citizen upon birth. I can see no way this could go wrong...
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 11:43 AM (2Ez/1)
Good and hard.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:44 AM (V4IXI)
Well.
I know for a fact he is wrong.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (2WIwB)
So God didn't listen to the prayers of Saul or David or Jonathan or Joshua or Gideon. Right. So, apparently even having a passing familiarity with the Bible isn't a requirement for holding the highest position in the Roman Catholic hierarchy.
Posted by: They should just hold open casting calls at March 30, 2026 11:44 AM (TbWk/)
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So basically, the more realistic you make SimCity (or any game), the more it sucks and fails.
Like, it's incredibly complex, multiple conflicts and endless sources of failure.
So there's all sorts of "this work" adjustments hidden in the code to keep it from being too realistic so that people will continue to play it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 11:44 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at
How about we bring back stigma against bastards who leave their children?
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:45 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:43 AM (V4IXI)
/sigh
Yeah, that's Sir Charles.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:45 AM (N1DT3)
And -
Rising homeowners insurance premiums are rapidly becoming a primary driver of the housing affordability crisis, often rivaling mortgage rates and home prices in impact. As of early 2026, insurance costs have increased for five consecutive years, with national premiums projected to rise another 4% to 8%, often exceeding $3,000 annually.
From above: "Democrat-run cities have grown hostile to these foundational elements of urban civilization, creating an enormous opportunity for Republicans."
Oh, ho! They're socialists & will be glad take the $ in cities such as Philly, Chicago, etc. but there'll be no gratefulness & little financial accountability for practical solutions.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 11:45 AM (NFX2v)
... Delaware Judge Kathaleen McCormick has almost single-handedly destroyed Delaware as a corporate haven
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 11:45 AM (RHGPo)
The women he impregnated didn't have enough info apparently to name him to the government (or didn't want to)
The first step it would seem would be to tie their benefits to naming a farther but then they might just lie...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:42 AM (sKqQm)
You DNA test the baby and keep track of all welfare benefits baby ever receives...dad pays back 1/2 when he is eventually found no matter how long it takes.
Yes, this is harsh...but this is the type of thing that solves the problem cold. I guarantee a 99% reduction in these type of "no father" births instantly...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:45 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:45 AM (Wmg4n)
That too, but it won't be enough.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:46 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (OUMaO)
And what will you do to the blacks who aren't on the Demoncrat plantation?
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (uEmCf)
The idea of it being in any sense race based is stupid on the surface.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:46 AM (pDt9x)
Yeah, this is a core problem with having government provide benefits isn't it? Either they collect data on everyone or claim that they can't due anything about the fraud without doing so...
Though as we've seen even when they have the info they rarely use it that way
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:47 AM (sKqQm)
Stigma implies a capacity for shame, which deadbeat dads pretty obviously don't have if they're willing to abandon their children. No, the punishments need to be independently applied.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:47 AM (Riz8t)
We need a DNA registry of every citizen upon birth. I can see no way this could go wrong...
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)
23 and me says hi...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:47 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: 18-1
A tyrant can do that. Mandatory DNA testing for everything. All in a hackable database. The cure seems worse than the disease.
Just decouple, in 5 years, welfare benefits for single moms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 11:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 11:47 AM (RHGPo)
We need to bring back the significant cultural stigma around bastards.
A *lot* of those stigmas (also calling unmarried women "old maids", and shaming promiscuity) turned out to be Chesterton's fences.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 11:47 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 11:33 AM (OUMaO)
How does Section 8 work?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:43 AM (V4IXI)
Straddling a fence will make your balls sore, at some point.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Piper
Pick a date. Anyone born after that date is no longer eligible for welfare.
If the baby mommas knew there would be no welfare checks if there was no father present, they might keep their legs closed.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:43 AM (V4IXI)
That's his schtick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:46 AM (pDt9x)
Brother Tim specifically naming Africa and Haiti sort of implies that that's what he was going for.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (uEmCf)
Like I said before, young white males dressed in Hugo Boss.
Or institutionalizing, sterilizing, and lobotomizing dangerous criminals to keep their defective genes from entering the gene pool.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (qwx/I)
$300 and a bag of frozen peas for males and a bottle of dope for the broodmares.
Make it cool, get the rappers behind it.
Posted by: Snip Snip and Clip Clip at March 30, 2026 11:49 AM (h+Nbi)
"Dude. Do you even Bible?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:49 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Piper
Pick a date. Anyone born after that date is no longer eligible for welfare.
If the baby mommas knew there would be no welfare checks if there was no father present, they might keep their legs closed.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (Kksvc)
And if the dads knew they'd personally pay the mom's welfare cost, the same would happen. And dad doesn't have the 9 months of health effects, so seems like the way better distribution of responsibility.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 11:49 AM (tOcjL)
Good luck. Conservative opinion on cities ranges from "we should wall them off Escape From NY style" to "why aren't we bombing these places like Dresden!?" Anyone sane who could leave for the suburbs has done so. So the cities are insane. There's no solution to fixing the cities that doesn't involve governing them from the outside in some way.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2026 11:50 AM (TdYBy)
.. I've met a few Frenchmen who think that ancient dialect they speak in Quebec isn't really French
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 11:50 AM (RHGPo)
Ugh. Good men give me the ick. -- the TikTok generation
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)
VA disabliity and military pensions qualify, as does 401K retirement plans. No social security. Learn to invest.
Have we no canals to be dug, superfund sites to cleanse, trash and snow to be removed?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 11:50 AM (u82oZ)
If the baby mommas knew there would be no welfare checks if there was no father present, they might keep their legs closed.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 11:48 AM (Kksvc)
You get more of what you subsidize, and there is no greater example of this than the explosion of single motherhood emanating from LBJ's Great Society. One of the cruelest things to ever happen to the black American community. Thomas Sowell had addressed this at length over the years. American blacks were starting to achieve parity with whites along a number of positive social indicators, then LBJ derailed it.
Posted by: An evil that remains to be rectified at March 30, 2026 11:52 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (uEmCf)
I think he just left out South and Central America. Right now the courts aren't letting us ship these illegal criminals to their home countries. That has to stop.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:52 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 30, 2026 11:40 AM (2ocoG)
They want some masses but they don't want OUR masses. Their 750M total human population formula excludes whites (except among the elite, and possibly the technical classes) and blacks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:45 AM (Wmg4n)
That too, but it won't be enough.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March
I just think we need to be careful. But for the Grace of God go I. I am not on welfare, thankfully I live with someone who makes a great salary and provides for me and a child that is not his. But my child’s father walked out on her 6th birthday and with a lot of technical legal maneuvering, ended up with no obligation for support at all. He is a AH of the highest order.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 11:47 AM (2ocoG)
There will be (and already have been) consequences for it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 11:41 AM (uEmCf)
I think he just left out South and Central America. Right now the courts aren't letting us ship these illegal criminals to their home countries. That has to stop.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:52 AM (V4IXI)
Ship the white miscreants to Australia? Hey, that could work!!
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Cqx++)
My plan, as I've said many times before: If a city can meet certain metrics of crime reduction as outlined by HUD, then FHA or some other govt entity can make favorable home loans available to buyers. Not renters, not investors, but owner-occupiers. Everyone I know wants to live "close in" or even downtown, with all the arts and activities, but not if it's Mad Max territory.
Posted by: Random PJ at March 30, 2026 11:54 AM (+jscL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (ExV1e)
The Matrix
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:54 AM (V4IXI)
The Art Thread has been disinfected.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Missed it. We have an infestation??
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:54 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:54 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:42 AM (sKqQm)
Mandatory DNA testing is unpopular, among a segment of the population, for some reason.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 11:54 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Wmg4n)
So, you're saying lawyers ruin everything?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD
From your lips to G-d's ears.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)
If the baby mommas knew there would be no welfare checks if there was no father present, they might keep their legs closed.
And yet, we supposedly solved that problem during the Clinton administration. The time you could be on welfare was limited to a couple of years.
However, as usual, the Dems decided that this was not in their electoral interest, and renamed programs and implemented mass cheating to get around the limitations.
As I said earlier, as long as the Dems benefit, this will not end until the recipients develop a sense of pride, and I mean a real one based on achievement, not the false pride of the woke left.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: E. Scrooge at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM (2Ez/1)
Pope goes viral for saying God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war"
Well.
I know for a fact he is wrong.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (2WIwB)
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He should know Saint Michael can intercede, "protect us in battle."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM (cWLG3)
Yes, this is harsh...but this is the type of thing that solves the problem cold. I guarantee a 99% reduction in these type of "no father" births instantly...
Posted by: Nova Local
While it may be a good idea financially, I would guarantee no such thing. "Inability to delay gratification" is the defining characteristic of the permanently-poor, permanently-renting, permanently-on-welfare, underclass.
"Stop busting a nut or we might come get you in 20 years" is not a deterrent to people who literally can't (or won't) plan for next month.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM (VHUov)
Missed it. We have an infestation??
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 11:54 AM (pDt9x)
We did. I'm guessing CBD cleaned up after it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Sadly, that's been a thing for years. Dated a woman who said that because I was not beating her or abusing her, she thought something was wrong with the relationship.
And now a prayer of gratitude that I didn't embrace the intrusive thought that came up when I heard that.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)
Violence Erupts in Central Haitian Town as Gang Violence and Bloodshed Rages
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:54 AM (ndZc7)
But Conan O'Brien SWORE to me that place was GREAT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 11:53 AM (Wmg4n)
I agree that sucks.
I do note you say "my child's father" and not "my ex-husband".
If I'm reading it correctly, you took that risk by not marrying him. Yes, I'm sure you were young and foolish, but we once had lots of protections around young and foolish men and women that were torn down as "prudish attitudes about sex!"
As noted, we had those protections for a reason.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:56 AM (N1DT3)
Cities, and especially American cities in the last century just trend leftward, with short spates of common sense when shit gets so bad they elect a conservative-ish government, i.e. the Giuliani years in NYC, during which time the citizenry then forget how bad shit was and it inevitably goes south again in short order.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 11:56 AM (oqH4h)
And I think those groups are covers for gangs and quasi-gangs like the DSA. They always ignore the profit for home owners who sell and businesses in gentrification.
Posted by: Random PJ at March 30, 2026 11:56 AM (+jscL)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:42 AM (sKqQm)
There are cases in which this happened. Some guy suddenly finds himself years in arrears in child support for a kid that he never knew existed born of a woman he never had sex with, because she put his name on the birth certificate as the father. Misery ensues.
Posted by: Paternity should be proven not just asserted at March 30, 2026 11:57 AM (TbWk/)
Yup. In the late 50s the trend lines were that the black middle class would be at parity by 1980. It didn't take LBJ long to throw it into reverse and blow all the gears out of the transmission.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (2ocoG)
In my own life I can see the stark difference in the older women who have a number of kids and grandkids, who tend to be worried about them and practical things, and the childless older women that seem to focus a similar level of concern on whatever the FNM tells them to be concerned about
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: hadsil at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Xht4H)
The length of the rap sheets on 90% of these criminals is insane. Insane because there is no way they should have been out on the streets.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM
*Spock eyebrow*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (bFu5X)
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He just loves Donald Duck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)
I do note you say "my child's father" and not "my ex-husband".
If I'm reading it correctly, you took that risk by not marrying him. Yes, I'm sure you were young and foolish, but we once had lots of protections around young and foolish men and women that were torn down as "prudish attitudes about sex!"
As noted, we had those protections for a reason.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March
I was married to him 22 years. He is currently married to my ex best friend.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:55 AM
We also assist where we can.
Posted by: Bean counters with spreadsheets and pivot tables. at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (wVcYX)
*Spock eyebrow*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (bFu5X)
Don't shoot the messenger! Its PIPER! SHE said it!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Courts have also been known to make men pay child support even when the child is DNA-proven to not be theirs.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (2ocoG)
I was married to him 22 years. He is currently married to my ex best friend.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (OoFl2)
Ooof. That's quite the kick in the crotch.
*sads*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
A lot of commie flags flying at them.
Those asshats aren't going to like my No Commies rally.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (2WIwB)
Courts have also been known to make men pay child support even when the child is DNA-proven to not be theirs.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (2ocoG)
It's for the Greater Good!
Posted by: Family Law Courts at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (wVcYX)
ME....Is there a city in the United States that's cited more online than most others to highlight societal decay?
Grok
Yes, Detroit is by far the most frequently cited U.S. city online as a symbol or archetype of societal/urban decay.
It stands out due to its dramatic post-1950 collapse—from a peak population of nearly 1.85–2 million (America's auto capital and one of the wealthiest big cities) to roughly 630,000–650,000 today, accompanied by massive deindustrialization, white flight, high crime rates in past decades, widespread abandonment ("ruin porn" imagery of derelict factories, homes, and infrastructure), and the largest municipal bankruptcy in U.S. history in 2013
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (Sco7b)
As noted, we had those protections for a reason.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 11:56 AM (N1DT3)
And I should say I am not without compassion for women who make poor choices in this world that mocks them for good choices.
We had a woman in our last church with a young child born out of wedlock. Very sweet little girl who was friends with our children.
I have no desire whatsoever to shun a child. It actually hurts even to think of doing so. But I also realize that sometimes the right thing can hurt. (And allows for grace to be offered by people with intimate knowledge.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Isn't DNA taken upon entry to jail?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (Kksvc)
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Will no one think of the cats?
Posted by: Old maids everywhere at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (2Ez/1)
I read an Am I the Asshole thread recently where the poster was an unmarried woman that had just had a kid. She had two primary boyfriends in the time period when she got preggers. A wealthier guy with a solid job and a Paolo.
She was almost certain the father was Paolo based on when she got preggers, but she put down Working Man as the father because hey he could afford to pay.
Surprisingly in the thread about half the posters argued that she was indeed the asshole. The other half argued that since Working Man had sex with her too he was responsible even if it was not actually his kid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (OoFl2)
IN THAT CASE: first thing, we kill all the lawyers.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 12:02 PM (N1DT3)
We also assist where we can.
Posted by: Bean counters with spreadsheets and pivot tables. at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (wVcYX)
Valid. I have borne witness to your destructive tendencies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Paternity should be proven not just asserted at March 30, 2026 11:57 AM (TbWk/)
As I understand it, if a man signs the birth certificate, even if he's later determined to NOT be the father, he's on the hook forever as far as the government is concerned.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (2ocoG)
Also insane. The reasoning is like common law marriage. If you put yourself out as the father and act as the father for a certain time period you are considered the father.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:03 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Shania Twain at March 30, 2026 12:03 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Know Your Memes at March 30, 2026 12:03 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Old maids everywhere at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM
*holds up sign*
Halp us!
Posted by: The Cats at March 30, 2026 12:04 PM (bFu5X)
Grok
Yes, Detroit is by far the most frequently cited U.S. city online as a symbol or archetype of societal/urban decay.
It stands out due to its dramatic post-1950 collapse—from a peak population of nearly 1.85–2 million (America's auto capital and one of the wealthiest big cities) to roughly 630,000–650,000 today, accompanied by massive deindustrialization, white flight, high crime rates in past decades, widespread abandonment ("ruin porn" imagery of derelict factories, homes, and infrastructure), and the largest municipal bankruptcy in U.S. history in 2013
Posted by: Stateless
Put a picture of 1945 Hiroshima and Detroit side by side and then a picture of 2026 Hiroshima and Detroit side by side.
The contrast is startling.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:04 PM (Kksvc)
Lindsey Graham, Gay Icon, Spotted at Disney World.
FIFY.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 12:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)
My wife is fairly conservative. Her childless sisters spent the weekend at rallies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March
I was married to him 22 years. He is currently married to my ex best friend.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:00
By the way, we have 3 children. The oldest 2 were adults when we got divorced- 1 out of school, 1 in college. He doesn’t speak to my oldest at all, probably because she wouldn’t hold back on him, he speaks to our middle child occasionally, usually only if she reaches out to him first.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:04 PM (OoFl2)
*holds up sign*
Halp us!
Posted by: The Cats at March 30, 2026 12:04 PM (bFu5X)
Stuck in Irack?
*harking back to John Kerry's dumbass*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (2ocoG)
Also insane. The reasoning is like common law marriage. If you put yourself out as the father and act as the father for a certain time period you are considered the father.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Somehow, though, fraud in paternity doesn't enter into the equation.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:05 PM (Kksvc)
Based on 2023–2025 data, approximately 40% of all live births in the USA occur outside of marriage. Recent data indicates there are roughly 1.44 million infants born to unmarried mothers annually. While marriage rates have declined, many of these births occur within cohabiting, unmarried partner households. CDC
World Population Review: Not every child born out of wedlock grows up with a single parent. Many are born to cohabiting couples, but cohabiting unions tend to be less stable than marriages, which means children born outside marriage are more likely to experience family breakups and transitions.
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About a quarter (24%) of women who had their first child from 2020 to 2024 lived with an unmarried partner, up from around 17% in the early 1990s, according to a new U.S. Census Bureau report.
But a smaller share of women had their first child while neither married nor living with a partner, dropping from roughly 20% to about 15% in 30 years.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 12:05 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:05 PM (ExV1e)
I've known several men who did this and they quickly found out they were no longer welcome around me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 12:06 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:05 PM (ExV1e)
I'm guessing he'd been banging her quite a while before the divorce thing happened.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Pope goes viral for saying God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war"
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Well, Joshua maybe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at
Possible. I kinda been praying to see black smoke from the vatican chimney lately. Still nothing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:07 PM (snZF9)
It stands out due to its dramatic post-1950 collapse—from a peak population of nearly 1.85–2 million (America's auto capital and one of the wealthiest big cities) to roughly 630,000–650,000 today, accompanied by massive deindustrialization, white flight, high crime rates in past decades, widespread abandonment ("ruin porn" imagery of derelict factories, homes, and infrastructure), and the largest municipal bankruptcy in U.S. history in 2013
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:01 PM (Sco7b)
Detroit is SLOWLY fixing itself. I visited back in 2000 and was VERY glad that I was there to watch a marathon at 6am on a Sunday because if I were there at night, I'd have left immediately.
Today, downtown Detroit doesn't feel run down and scary. It just feels empty, which is an improvement. It's still not a place I'd love to live, but downtown is actually a decent place. (Most of the crime now happens in the outer ring of the city.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 12:07 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Ian S.
Hermesmann v. Seyer has entered the chat.
The actual father was found, by a court in Kansas, to be on the hook for child support. Even though he was 13 years old, and therefore a statutory rape victim. (The mother had actually plea-bargained down to a lesser charge.)
And this wasn't the mother suing him; it was the state of Kansas, suing him in the mother's name.
He got hit for the state's court costs, too. Of course.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:07 PM (VHUov)
How many of those 22 years were good? Did you have your youngest to try to do something to save the marriage? Sort of rhetorical and not expecting an answer. It's that's a scenario I have seen a lot .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:08 PM (V4IXI)
‘ I was married to him 22 years. He is currently married to my ex best friend.’
He’s living in L.A. with my best old ex-friend Rae…
Posted by: Jim Croce at March 30, 2026 12:08 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (OoFl2)
I'm glad you seem to realize we aren't ALL a***oles. I mean, TJM and Diogenes, sure, but not all of us.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 12:09 PM (Riz8t)
Canadian public TV hires interpreter to play air guitar for deaf people during RUSH concert broadcast
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 12:09 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (2ocoG)
Also insane. The reasoning is like common law marriage. If you put yourself out as the father and act as the father for a certain time period you are considered the father.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Crazy thing.....I've got a long time friend who had a kid with woman, they divorced, she had another kid with a deadbeat. My bud did everything he could to help raise her (the 2nd that wasn't his) as his own right along with his own son.
She got with another deadbeat and my friend had ZERO rights with the little girl, even though he'd been the only real father she ever knew. Courts told him such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (OoFl2)
I'm glad you seem to realize we aren't ALL a***oles. I mean, TJM and Diogenes, sure, but not all of us.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 12:09 PM (Riz8t)
This!
Oh...
Heeeyyy!!!!
Wait a minute!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (2WIwB)
*Spock eyebrow*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (bFu5X)
Don't shoot the messenger! Its PIPER! SHE said it!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March
His mom is a divorce atty. I am trying to talk Doof into ghost writing a book, let me tell you, no one will believe it’s all true. It’s crazy. With a capital crazy. I am fine, honestly. He can go live his best pretend life. It’s the pain my children feel that gets me.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (OoFl2)
I was married to him 22 years. He is currently married to my ex best friend.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (OoFl2)
Ouch... What a rotter
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:04 PM (OoFl2)
Stories like this always remind me to be thankful to God for putting my wife and I together.
I'm so sorry you were betrayed like that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:05 PM (Kksvc)
Which leads to the other reasoning of the court. The child's welfare takes precedence on all other issues.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (V4IXI)
Oh my word. That has to be the greatest video of all time.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 12:11 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 12:11 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:00 PM (OoFl2)
Somehow I don't think he traded up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (OoFl2)
THAT, unfortunately, means you're a good parent. Hopefully they learn from it in their adult lives.
First Lady and I swore from the day we talked about having kids, we would do everything we could to raise our children to NEVER look at us the way we looked at our parents.
I'm pretty sure we've been successful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 12:13 PM (nqStX)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 12:11 PM
Well, we're discussing Piper's obviously insane ex, so it's more of a boob thread.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:13 PM (bFu5X)
Well, we're discussing Piper's obviously insane ex, so it's more of a boob thread.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:13 PM (bFu5X)
SPORTSBRA!!!! GO BOOBS!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes crazy but the court only looks at that the real father had already been determined before he became involved and unless he adopted her he had no parental rights.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:14 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 12:11 PM (pDt9x)
I'm waiting for the Doctor Ruth book.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 12:14 PM (2WIwB)
Being married and having unmarried close friends is a red flag often enough to be a cliche. My brother's first wife was banging his best friend before they even got married. Fortunately that was pretty easy to unwind once he finally admitted that me, our sister, and all of his *other* friends were right and she was "for the streets".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 12:14 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 12:11 PM (pDt9x)
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It's Kramah versus Kramah all ovah again.
Posted by: Yogi Berra at March 30, 2026 12:14 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ndZc7)
How many of those 22 years were good? Did you have your youngest to try to do something to save the marriage? Sort of rhetorical and not expecting an answer. It's that's a scenario I have seen a lot .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30
Wait for the book. 😂. There is too much there to go into here, because none of it was good. And no, she was not the result of saving anything. And he reads this blog so I am going to stop here. He is currently flipping out I am threatening a book again, I promise you. To which I say, you should have been a better person and then I could have written better things about you.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM (OoFl2)
https://is.gd/L7aW4a
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I wonder if you need a degree for that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM
Nah.
Posted by: Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy at March 30, 2026 12:16 PM (bFu5X)
https://is.gd/L7aW4a
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I wonder if you need a degree for that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ndZc7)
Obviously not. That dude SUCKS at air guitar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Canadian public TV hires interpreter to play air guitar for deaf people during RUSH concert broadcast
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. How does someone get that job?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Kksvc)
https://is.gd/L7aW4a
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I wonder if you need a degree for that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ndZc7)
Nope, just a lobotomy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:17 PM (X5Baq)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:17 PM (X5Baq)
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge
It that Bob Ross's gay nephew from Jersey?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:17 PM (X5Baq)
Be grateful You don't get my Bio...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Piper
Rape him. Figuratively and legally.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (X5Baq)
Was the 'unmarried close friend' to 3 women for about 20 years. Never came close to crossing the line with any of them because their marriages came first for them and for me (ushered at one wedding, attended another and was seated at the wedding party's date table).
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Yogi Berra at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (V4IXI)
Be grateful You don't get my Bio...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (ECasK)
logical?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
There hasn't been real fighting in the NHL since Bob Probert retired.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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It was more of a kerfuffle than a fight.
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Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (+61Ue)
https://is.gd/L7aW4a
First World Problems
My government spends good money on stupid shit...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (Sco7b)
https://is.gd/L7aW4a
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I wonder if you need a degree for that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ndZc7)
Nope, just a lobotomy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
It's Canada. They'll probably MAID him afterwards.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (7WnOb)
Posted by: Yogi Berra at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (cWLG3)
*sobs*
*runs from room*
Posted by: The Drummer from Def Leppard at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 12:09 PM (Riz8t)
This!
Oh...
Heeeyyy!!!!
Wait a minute!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026
Ha! I really am fine now. I wasn’t for a long time, but I am now.
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (OoFl2)
logical?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1).
My husband would say not...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:20 PM (ECasK)
https://is.gd/L7aW4a
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I wonder if you need a degree for that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ndZc7)
Could be worse. Could be Canadian progressive microtonal experimental interdimensional jazz funk polka-dotted math schnozz rock.
youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so&t=204s
Posted by: Only in Canadia at March 30, 2026 12:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:15 PM
Doc Muldoon would cast the tale in limericks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 12:20 PM (4NO2D)
There hasn't been real fighting in the NHL since Bob Probert retired.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (uEmCf)
I'll have to disagree on that. There have been some pretty good ones over the last few seasons.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:20 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (V4IXI)
Yet, they will grant custody to a mother who demonstrably, and continually, makes bad decisions over a father who has a stable life and desperately wants custody.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM (uEmCf)
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I heard someone who was in that business claim that those fights are pretty much staged and the players give themselves cues on whether they they want to go at it or not.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (+61Ue)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (X5Baq)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
That appears to be the case.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
I looked... But lived to tell...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM
We can still bust on your ex, though, right? Asking for a lot of friends.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:22 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (+61Ue)
Goon pretty much confirms that though I would say staged, just pre-ordered.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:22 PM (V4IXI)
I looked... But lived to tell...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ECasK)
I just figured there was a hole in the space/time continuum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Still boggles the mind that Probie went from Detroit to Chicago.
Holy shit, hadn't heard that he was gone! His Wikipedia page is really old-school NHL.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:10 PM (V4IXI)
Yet, they will grant custody to a mother who demonstrably, and continually, makes bad decisions over a father who has a stable life and desperately wants custody.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ExV1e)
Yup, seen that a lot, even when the woman would be rejected by a crack house.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:22 PM (snZF9)
I am still on first wife, 45 years this June. I am sure I would already been dead had we not met.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 12:23 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:23 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
I looked... But lived to tell...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ECasK)
Madonna, is that you? :-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:23 PM (X5Baq)
Posted by: Archimedes
Or it's a guest post by Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (+61Ue)
For the Heavyweight Goons, it's an "Honor System" thing. The fights aren't exactly fake, per se, but they agree to do it before the game and there's no real emotion behind it. They just do it to justify their spot in the lineup.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 12:23 PM (uEmCf)
i'll wait for the audiobook
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM (v3pYe)
Holy shit, hadn't heard that he was gone! His Wikipedia page is really old-school NHL.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)
I felt the same way when Chris Chelios went from Chicago to Detroit.
I mean, WTF, man?!?
I have an autographed Bob Probert player card.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm coming up on 40 in a few weeks. My wife always says "I'm the best thing that ever happened to you." I do not argue.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Family Law Courts at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
I looked... But lived to tell...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM
When you look into the abyss of the blog...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM (bFu5X)
I am still on first wife, 45 years this June. I am sure I would already been dead had we not met.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 12:23 PM (4NO2D)
God bless you both!
First Lady is my first. I'm her second.
We're together 29 years, married 22.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ExV1e)
Other crazy thing about the court. Tie goes to the mother and a tie is ridiculously defined.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:25 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:19 PM
We can still bust on your ex, though, right? Asking for a lot of friends.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
+10,000
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:25 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
Mine says the opposite. Its how I know I got her in the first place. She is insane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (snZF9)
I have often told Mrs Eez that marrying her was the only smart decision I ever made.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (X5Baq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (snZF9)
I tell my wife all the time. "Dumbass. You married me."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 12:24 PM
I heard a comedienne the other day who commented that her last ex-boyfriend had been a frat bro type. "Dude, I turned around your life and your hat!"
I laughed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (bFu5X)
I'm thinking the protest babes pics are taking forever to load.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (Sco7b)
It's Ace.
And Lamont the Big Dummy is dead.
Chuy is our only hope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm thinking the protest babes pics are taking forever to load.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (Sco7b)
Thanks Stateless, I thought it was only me.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (snZF9)
Any club that would have you as a member you wouldn't want to join. LOL
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Proverbs 25:24 at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:28 PM (Yrpv2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 12:28 PM (/QdgR)
Yeah, utter betrayal. Good grief, guys, you shouldn't be with more than 1 Original Six team!
Was in Grand Rapids for work once, and sat in on a bar trivia contest. Asked if extra credit applied if knew the player's (Bobby Hull) middle name? Denied, reasonably politely.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:28 PM (NcvvS)
*pokes smart military blog with stick*
It's dead, Jim.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 12:28 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Archimedes
Mine says the opposite.
Posted by: Berserker
"I'm the worst thing that ever happened to you?"
or
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me?"
Either way, that's pretty metal.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:28 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 30, 2026 12:28 PM (y171U)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:26 PM (X5Baq)
Yup, me too. He went from making 350K a year to homeless in the woods talking to trees, to dead a few years later. Taking his kids broke him.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:28 PM (snZF9)
Stealth Mode!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 12:28 PM
404: Blog not found.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:29 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:29 PM (X5Baq)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 12:29 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 12:29 PM
This is why we keep coming back here every day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (bFu5X)
Fine by me, and after watching you try to sermonize yourself out of major snap-judge asshole status, let's just start with you.
Bet you're fun at potlucks.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (y171U)
This is why we keep coming back here every day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (bFu5X)
I still regret not being around for the great "busty lesbian pron" post.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (wVcYX)
Just google The Curley Effect.
Posted by: Random PJ at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:29 PM (X5Baq)
I thought we discussed muslim family trees last night.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (y171U)
We've been over 1000 before.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Not a joke at March 30, 2026 12:31 PM (2Ez/1)
We're together 29 years, married 22.
Similar here, married 27 years - but we got engaged 10 weeks after our first date, and married 6 months later.
God bless you both, Sponge.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS)
I turned to my wife and said "You need to get me one of those!"
The other couple left and the guy said "She got it for me!" -- pointing at his wife ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:31 PM (Yrpv2)
I thought we discussed muslim family trees last night.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Sco7b)
Baaa-a-a-a-a-ah!
Posted by: Grandpa at March 30, 2026 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:32 PM (X5Baq)
Just google The Curley Effect.
Posted by: Random PJ at March 30, 2026 12:30 PM (+jscL)
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 12:32 PM (wVcYX)
Than in a house shared with a contentious woman.
Posted by: Proverbs 25:24 at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)
There's a line from Genesis, when Jacob and Rebecah are old, and Esau has taken two wives from the locals, and they're all living together. (Rebekah is stuck with the two young wives all day long)
"And Rebekah said to Isaac, I am weary of my life because of the daughters of Heth: if Jacob take a wife of the daughters of Heth, such as these which are of the daughters of the land, what good shall my life do me?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 12:32 PM (/QdgR)
God bless you both, Sponge.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS)
Wow. Wife and I got engaged about 10 weeks after our first date, married 6 months later, just celebrated 30 years.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 30, 2026 12:32 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 12:33 PM (Yrpv2)
God bless you both, Sponge.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS)
Thank you.
We were talking about getting married already, but then her dad gave me the 'shit or get off the pot' speech. I figured I'd better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
of course, I doubt my winners will win ... but maybe?
go UConn!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 12:33 PM (j+aD2)
Also, it's full of link.
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419109
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:33 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 12:32 PM (X5Baq)
Hey now... the left sidebar isn't messed up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 12:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:33 PM (ECasK)
It is better to live in a corner of the roof
Than in a house shared with a contentious woman.
Posted by: Proverbs 25:24 at March 30, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)
I think I've now been divorced longer than I was married. But I can definitely attest that is true. However the financial, emotional, professional, psychological and personal fallout - and spending quite some time barely hanging on by a fraying thread - are also quite awful. The whole thing was quite the life-destroying experience.
Posted by: Sometimes you can't win for losing at March 30, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 12:34 PM (Wmg4n)
Canadian public TV hires interpreter to play air guitar for deaf people during RUSH concert broadcast
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. How does someone get that job?
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: harvey weinstein at March 30, 2026 12:34 PM (v3pYe)
ah I see no one here is watching DTF St Lousi!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 12:34 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 30, 2026 12:32 PM (ZVgZ4)
Or iran on a b2 bomber radar.
Sir, there's nothing there
Oh goody, head for home.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:35 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 12:35 PM (nqStX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: "Independent" Hezbollah "Journalists"! at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Canadia at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (2Ez/1)
Congratulations, quite a coincidence! We had worked together for almost 10 months, so we had seen each other in day-to-day activities, gotten to know each other. We had our first date the day after I left the project (quite amicably).
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 12:36 PM (wVcYX)
Maybe point them to DC.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
We should get reparations.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Canadia
Generally speaking, Canadians try to live as close to the United States as possible, and Americans try to live as far away from Canada as possible.
Posted by: The Truth! at March 30, 2026 12:38 PM (n1OCj)
Yep, dads can do that. Didn't meet wife's dad until we were, as wife would say, 'safely engaged'. Formidable gentleman.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
We should get reparations.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Kksvc)
*makes "call me" gesture*
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
We should get reparations.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Kksvc)
*makes "call me" gesture*
Posted by: Jackie Chiles
More like "makes shake weight" motion.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:39 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 12:41 PM (MIIRH)
Second marriage is still going strong. 33 together and 25 married.
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 12:42 PM (7WnOb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Maybe he's subconsciously telling us he wants 3 day weekends.
Or telling me to start 'The Hobbit' already. Hey, I was busy. MS Now and No Kings Day! C'mon....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Sco7b)
This reminds me of the Twilight Zone movie where a young couple gets a 'behind the scenes' look at how reality is constructed......LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 12:44 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:44 PM
We can keep this thread going!
.45!
Maryanne!
Longbows!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: pookysgirl happens to have Monster in the fridge at March 30, 2026 12:46 PM (Wt5PA)
.45!
Maryanne!
Longbows!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (bFu
Carrots in chili, ketchup on hot dogs...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 12:46 PM (ECasK)
Second marriage is still going strong. 33 together and 25 married.
Posted by: Reforger
Best Man should never start his speech, "Good to see y'all again".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 12:46 PM (Kksvc)
Second marriage is still going strong. 33 together and 25 married.
Posted by: Reforger
Best Man should never start his speech, "Good to see y'all again".
Posted by: rickb223
Or "As they say, third time's the charm."
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 12:47 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 12:45 PM (cWLG3)
So it's your fault. You're crossing the streams. Shit or get off the pot.
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 12:48 PM (7WnOb)
Divorce is a hundred grand.
Posted by: Family lawyer at March 30, 2026 12:48 PM (2Ez/1)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419109
Since ace broke the main page.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
A man goes to do a favor for his ex-wife's mother. Things go badly.
I put it in my watchlist. I'm sure a few morons would find it a comedy.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 12:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 01:00 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Nemo at March 30, 2026 01:19 PM (4RPgu)
Posted by: Riddle at March 30, 2026 01:26 PM (lT/s0)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)
Fat chance.
The first order of business is to clean up the election process: not only voter id, etc, but the vast amount of taxpayer dollars being diverted via grants to nice-sounding organizations that are, in fact, thinly disguised Democrat Party operations. Like it or not, LIVs do swing elections, and these grant-receiving "NGOs" have a lot of influence on them. Choke off NGO funding, and it'll be like killing USAID; you might be able to win an election.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 30, 2026 02:23 PM (rJ+qD)
Posted by: Wofus at March 30, 2026 06:33 PM (CNa+A)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Vel. Normandy
Alexey Bogolyubov
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (H3P5y)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Ve/HL)
You can tell by the applewood smoke.
Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (H3P5y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:34 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2026 09:34 AM (H3P5y)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Ve/HL)
Fake news, the smoke is clearly black.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 30, 2026 09:35 AM (ONKca)
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 09:36 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)
Peaceful area. Nothing exciting would ever happen there.
Until it did.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)
But I don't want all of this, I just want... to... -- the Prince in Swamp Castle
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:40 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)
But I don't want all of this, I just want... to... -- the Prince in Swamp Castle
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
I just want to...be a dentist.
Posted by: Hermey
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 09:41 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)
Next up: SVIM vear......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
For some inexplicable reason the artist felt compelled to abbreviate the first word of the tilte and no one knows what it means.
Posted by: Person who checks out titles at March 30, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)
Peaceful area. Nothing exciting would ever happen there.
Until it did.
Posted by: Stateless
Who won the first Tour De France?
7th Panzer Division is not the correct answer. Who knew?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Kksvc)
"You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got?"
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:43 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Person who checks out titles at March 30, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:44 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2026 09:45 AM (CHHv1)
For some inexplicable reason the artist felt compelled to abbreviate the first word of the tilte and no one knows what it means.
Posted by: Person who checks out titles at March 30, 2026 09:42 AM
As an artist travelling through Europe, obviously it's the initials of the chicks he was banging through his travels...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Sco7b)
Until it did.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Sco7b)
Yes, it does have its moments of turmoil.
Posted by: William the Bastard at March 30, 2026 09:47 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:47 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 09:47 AM (uEmCf)
7th Panzer Division is not the correct answer. Who knew?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Kksvc)
That was funny. Thanks.
I'm looking at some of this other artists works. He has a lot of paintings of shipwrecks and sea battles.
Pretty cool.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:48 AM (Sco7b)
*************
Operation Oh My Lord! - a limerick
The smiling Frenchman Jean Marc René
Once a year he has sex all the way
If his sex life is so crappy
Well then why is he so happy?
He replies, "Because today is de day!!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: That Guy walking with the boy at March 30, 2026 09:49 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: All Cultures Are Equal at March 30, 2026 09:49 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 09:49 AM (IG3/x)
You're welcome!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:47 AM (xG4kz)
Do the Humpty hump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:50 AM (ExV1e)
The artist is new to me. I looked up some of his other works. He does wonderful sea and landscapes. There is a hint of John Constable landscapes and the Hudson River School in some of them. Bogolyubov deserves more study.
CBD, thanks. A nice painting and artist to start the week.
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)
Said the little boy to his dad as they walked past it.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 30, 2026 09:50 AM (BHrzb)
Dudes on the motorbikes at upper left are making indiscreet inquiries about that "screechy Norski falsetto dude fleeing with the cute chick".
Boundaries between presentation mediums were woefully weak back in those days.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:51 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:51 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: That Guy walking with the boy
###
Mademoiselle from Armentieres, Parley-voo?
Posted by: Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. at March 30, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 09:52 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 09:52 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: All Cultures Are Equal
5'7"? I didn't know they could stack shit that high.
Posted by: Gunnery Sgt Hartman
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:53 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:56 AM (Fbc0I)
My sister did a stint in Leningrad. Said one of her "you're not in California anymore" moments was in Winter, watching people go out at noon to the canal -- protected from the wind but in full sun -- and strip down to their skivvies just to soak up some vitamin D.
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (+HNx/)
**********
Sidekicks
Now Snow White has Sleepy and Dopey
And Andy Griffith has Barney and Opie
But it seems, if I recall
That the saddest pair of all
Obama just has Chage-y and Hope-y
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (qgHp7)
Remember, you do not own seaside property, you merely rent it.
There is an interesting public display at one of the National Parks or Recreation Areas in the vicinity of the Virginia Capes which shows how much the low-lying islands in that area have moved around through the centuries.
Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
Since when?
Posted by: Random Days Inn employee at March 30, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: red speck
How do the Inuit do it above the arctic circle? Can't think there would be any good day in winter.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (Kksvc)
Veules-les-Roses, Normandy, 1880
BTW, there's a nice portrait of the artist by my favorite Russian painter, Ilya Repin, on Bogolyubov's Wikipedia page.
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (lJ0H4)
Were this mine, I would display it prominently.
But I would be a dick and insist that visitors to our abode provide an explanation of the "Val." portion of its title.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:00 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (AkEZC)
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Good man, that Bogolyubov.
Posted by: Peter the Great at March 30, 2026 10:00 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
Victorian and Inverness?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:00 AM (ExV1e)
*Charles and Henry have entered the chat*
Posted by: Google Maps at March 30, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:01 AM (xG4kz)
Wait. We have a Chowder Bar?
Since when?
Posted by: Random Days Inn employee
Ever since this place was overrun by chowder heads, so, for a long time now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:04 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (Kksvc)
Eskimos (who are not all "Inuit" by any means) tend to eat a lot of fish and sea mammal meat, good sources of vitamin D.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:04 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: William le Bastard at March 30, 2026 10:05 AM (gKWVE)
From their diet.
Inuit and other Arctic indigenous peoples (often referred to as Eskimos) traditionally obtain Vitamin D
through a diet rich in marine mammals, fatty fish, and raw animal products rather than sunlight. Key sources include seal liver, blubber, salmon, and whale skin (muktuk), which are consumed raw or boiled to maximize nutrient intake.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:05 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Getting ahead at March 30, 2026 10:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Google Maps
I worked at Cape Henry Collegiate School for 12 years. It's in Virginia Beach.
Posted by: Captain Fork at March 30, 2026 10:06 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:06 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:05 AM (Riz8t)
On the plus side, very few annoying vegans bother the Eskimos about their diet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ExV1e)
Man, that would be a tough dietary row to hoe.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)
I think that Portugal's Prince Henry the Navigator had the coolest name.
Dude always knew where he was and to where he was going, not at all like that British dunderhead shackled to MeAgain, the Duchess of Sus.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Eskimo kid, coming in for dinner after a long day playing in the snow at March 30, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:08 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:08 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)
On the plus side, very few annoying vegans bother the Eskimos about their diet.
"Un, lichens scraped from the rocks and algae scraped from the ice. Why do you ask?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:09 AM (xG4kz)
The Inuit only live in Canada.
The Inupiat in Alaska are fairly closely related, but do not generally call themselves "Inuit".
The Yupik in Alaska are not Inuit, and do not like being called that AT ALL. Historically the groups did not get along.
Yes, the languages are related, but it's like calling a Spaniard "French" because they both speak Romance languages.
In other words, it's a "might get your ass kicked" thing.
Stupid "woke" white Canadian communists push the narrative that all Eskimos are "Inuit", and that the word "Eskimo" is racist. They are not and it is not.
Did they bother asking the actual people what they wanted to be called?
Surely you jest.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)
Sometimes they'd eat Expeditionary Penguins.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (WQDw6)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ExV1e)
Oh, the Greenpeace tards do show up to protest Eskimo whale hunts now and then.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (IG3/x)
Double bonus... Does the hair match the capes?
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)
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That's muk talk!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Eskimo kid, coming in for dinner after a long day playing in the snow
You want krill again? Because this is how you get more krill.
Posted by: Fed up Eskimo parent at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 10:12 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:12 AM (4NO2D)
The dude thoroughly loathed his nickname.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
***********
Bigly!
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:12 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (WQDw6)
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I can see the widow but I can't see her peak!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 10:12 AM (1o8D5)
Paintings by Renoir, Cezanne and Matisse stolen from Italian museum reut.rs/3PTgvAx
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: The Yupik at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (lJ0H4)
In other words, it's a "might get your ass kicked" thing.
Or get stuffed in a seal's air hole in the sea ice.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (cWLG3)
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Be kind. Maybe the poor dear has Tourette's.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (+HNx/)
Paintings by Renoir, Cezanne and Matisse stolen from Italian museum reut.rs/3PTgvAx
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (gKWVE)
Did they have an historic first female head of security?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (IG3/x)
It's like the woketards coming up with the idiotic term "Latinx".
Yeah, go into a working class Chicano bar and start calling people that... see what happens.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:14 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 10:14 AM (wVcYX)
So the 12 tons of Kit-Kats were just a ruse.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:14 AM (2GVsD)
For no particular reason.
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 30, 2026 10:15 AM (MDua2)
youtu.be/1aUImaOmwDs
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:15 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (lJ0H4)
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Troll needs to be... blacklisted.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 10:15 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
https://x.com/i/status/2038344917450408327
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:17 AM (Kksvc)
Did they bother asking the actual people what they wanted to be called?
After having received a few savage beatings, the interrogators eventually figured out that the natives' phrase for "dumb fuckers" had been made in reference to them and was not, in fact, the natives' name for themselves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:17 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (cWLG3)
I'd think they'd all still be resting after the big party Saturday.
Soaking their wrinkled feet in Epsom Salts.
Still pounding down the Tums from all the ethnic food they ate since they were downtown.
Trying to get the booty calls feigning injured backs out of the house.
You don't easily recover from a weekend of elderly sex, prescription drugs and Springsteen rock and roll.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:18 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:18 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:17 AM (Kksvc)
Owebamacare. Reconciliation. 51 votes. Wasn't it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 10:21 AM (nz1sK)
Tonight! On "In Search Of..."!
Who was behind the great Kit Kat Kaper? And why were paintings from cheese eating surrender monkeys caught in its snares?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:21 AM (xG4kz)
Vegans. Also a source of vitamin D.
Posted by: Hey, I'm Just the Chef at March 30, 2026 10:22 AM (rxwdW)
It seems rare that an author would dare attack such a woke darling. Usually they're fat blobs of quivering jello like Brandon Sanderson or Peter Hamilton (the list could go on and on).
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:22 AM (gKWVE)
It was Auric Butterfinger
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:23 AM (2GVsD)
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Dietary Angst - a limerick
A young Inuit kid, just a whelp
Tried a vegan diet, all by himself
"No more whale meat and blubber,
It all tastes like rubber!"
It turned out to be a cry for kelp.
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:23 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Stateless
Disco Stu don't advertise.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:24 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:24 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:23 AM (qgHp7)
ba-dum, TISSSSSS
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:25 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:26 AM (Riz8t)
There are starving Inuit kids in the Artic, you know...
Posted by: Your mother at March 30, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)
I wonder if the kit-kats were swapped out for the artworks.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
In an alternate universe, we young'uns built frontier forts and stockades with Kit Kat bars, and not Lincoln Logs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:27 AM (xG4kz)
It was Auric Butterfinger
Posted by: Anna Puma
Nice! LOL!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:24 AM (xG4kz)
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AURIC MEANS FROM GOLD AND BUTTERFINGERS ARE SORT OF GOLD.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (cWLG3)
There are starving Inuit kids in the Artic, you know...
Yeah, like we'd eat those things. They look like walrus turds.
Posted by: Inuit kids at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (Riz8t)
I told her "Have sex with me. There are men horny in Canada!"
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
I did not have mockery of the Inuit diet on my bingo card for the day.
Posted by: Archimedes
One must be mighty nimble in order to remain au courant here at the 'Q!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (xG4kz)
DO NOT DO THIS. Proper distillation as practiced by the, uh, Muslims leaves a mostly pure ethanol. Freeze distillation will leave methanol and other toxic compounds.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (gKWVE)
And it seems Kurtzman is finally on the way out. So, it is safe for Andy to mouth off in the hope they pick him to save the series.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (2GVsD)
It was Auric Butterfinger
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:23 AM (2GVsD)
Chunky, James Chunky.
Posted by: 007 at March 30, 2026 10:30 AM (wVcYX)
https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes
And judging from the cars in the parking lot(my last trip to TJ's was a couple of weeks ago)they are all middle class and upper middle class. Quel horror!
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 10:30 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:25 AM
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Dude. Instacart.
And therapy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (3ek7K)
And it seems Kurtzman is finally on the way out. So, it is safe for Andy to mouth off in the hope they pick him to save the series.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (2GVsD)
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Tanned and ready!
Posted by: Will Wheaton at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (cWLG3)
https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes
Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.
God didn't get it wrong. That thing did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:32 AM (2GVsD)
Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.
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You know, like going on a safari.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (gKWVE)
Yeah. Cob's better address asap, I would imagine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (OoFl2)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (iXqHn)
Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.
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You know, like going on a safari.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)
I bet they went to the doc to get shots beforehand.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (3ek7K)/i]
We'll need a TJM sighing forthwith.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes
Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.
Did that thing have a plushie in its lap?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archimedes
Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.
God didn't get it wrong. That thing did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Not only broken, he deprived all those old white people of his vibrant diversity. He's basically a Nazi.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Strange New Worlds hasn't been too bad. The first 2 seasons were kind of fun, at points.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Sco7b)
That is not how to go through life.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (2GVsD)
"I feel out of place".
My friend, you'd be out of place on Mars.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Nah. More than likely either KF or Soyjak.Party.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 10:37 AM (iXqHn)
Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.
So non-judgmental!
When are you taking your little darlings into the heart of Oakland, Sugar Tits? They'd get a better education there and for far less cost, too!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:37 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archimedes
Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.
God didn't get it wrong. That thing did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Not only broken, he deprived all those old white people of his vibrant diversity. He's basically a Nazi.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
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Is zhey posting here right now? Would explain a lot.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:37 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:37 AM (cWLG3)
I would love to see the list of pharmaceuticals it's on currently.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Archimedes
I've seen enough Jerry Springer and Maury to bet big dollars her boyfriends have all been black.
So she feels their suffering...
I'm sure I can't be the only one thinking she was going to pick her butt when she reached behind her...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)
Ipso facto, it plays with poo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
We have a former President of the United States posting here?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (+m+QQ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (2GVsD)
You won't be laughing when I find who shit my pants........
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2026 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang.
Not an impressive piece of art, but it does appeal to me.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)
And require a day or two wait before you can comment.
This would end the weak drive-by trolls without being a PITA for regulars by giving real teeth to bannings.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:42 AM (4NO2D)
We have a former President of the United States posting here?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Jump back Joe. I'm coming for ya!
Posted by: Corn Pop
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:42 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2026
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"Boh-GUL-you-bov"
(aka "Less and less I like this Yakubovsky!")
Very handsome painting. I think it's Grandpa and Grandson or -daughter walking on the strand; I can just make out the grown man's walking stick. Of course, in 1880 well-to-do men carried walking sticks whether they were limped or not, so it could be Dad and Son/Daughter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)
"I feel out of place".
Casting for The 5th Element is down the hall, bub.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 30, 2026 10:43 AM (MDua2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes
Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.
God didn't get it wrong. That thing did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Whatever that is its toast. Unfit for life on planet earth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:43 AM (snZF9)
And require a day or two wait before you can comment.
This would end the weak drive-by trolls without being a PITA for regulars by giving real teeth to bannings.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:42 AM (4NO2D)
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I don't see how that would work unless you ban VPN networks, which might also prevent cobs from posting from France.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:44 AM (cWLG3)
Braxton McCoy
@braxton_mccoy
It wasn't me. It was the no-armed man. You find this man! You find this man!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026
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Cloak Cape and Opera Cape?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:45 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026
Fred and Ethel?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Alberta is booked for surgery in October.
They’re having a government removed.
😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Who can tell? at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026
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Cloak Cape and Opera Cape?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)
No capes!
Posted by: Edna Mode at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:44 AM
You would have to log in to comment, you can't comment until 48 hours after creating your account, if you get banned you have to create a new account, painfully, and wait another two days.
IP addresses wouldn't matter.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 10:47 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:47 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: The Justice League at March 30, 2026 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
So you think the troll is Mrs. Newsom?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (DgMqy)
People Newson's wife considers vibrant diversity: pet-eating Haitians, rapey/jihadi Afghans and Syrians, murderous TdA Venezuelans, scammy Somalis*.
People Newsom's wife considers unsafe bigots: Alabamans and Floridians.
Gotcha!
*IIRC, over 90% of Somali women have had clitorectomies - and they do it in the US, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (Suwql)
Changing nics is fundamental to this board, at least BEN ROTHLISBERGER thinks so.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Racist San Franpsycho
They're not terribly fond of 'em there.
I honestly feel kinda bad for them, in a sense. The moment they started to properly belong here, along comes Obozo and it gets completely scotched, possibly for good. Many will never really "belong" anywhere, and it's their own actions, but goaded by people who never had their best interests at heart.
It's a tragedy top to bottom.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (OUMaO)
So you think the troll is Mrs. Newsom?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)
There's a greater than zero chance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026
Batman and Robin
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 10:49 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (2GVsD)
through a diet rich in marine mammals, fatty fish, and raw animal products rather than sunlight. Key sources include seal liver, blubber, salmon, and whale skin (muktuk), which are consumed raw or boiled to maximize nutrient intake.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026
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Sounds as appetizing as the dried squid my late cat Chekov loved. I'd buy it for him at the local Asian market and he'd gobble it. His brother Wolf wouldn't touch it -- and Wolf was a big-time eater.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 10:49 AM (iXqHn)
My company has banned all shortened URL's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Or so I've been told at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Plus some of us are posting from multiple devices in multiple locations in the course of an average day. Could be an issue.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:47 AM
Trolls lack the patience and work ethic to get around even a free account. For each account they have to go create a fakemail account, then work through 10 rounds of disqus crap, then wait two days, to create an account they can use on one thread before being banned and having to start over.
What you want is max pain for min gain.
Trolls are lazy and stupid by nature.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (4NO2D)
*********
Wake up Brother Tim. Don't cut/paste the troll droppings.
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (qgHp7)
Nick Cannon calls Democrats 'the party of the KKK,' voices support for Trump: 'Motherf---er's cleaning house'
"I f--- with Trump," Cannon told guest Amber Rose on his "Big Drive" web show this week
The Dems should be kind of worried...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026
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Kirk and Spock
Solo and Illya
Lorelai and Rory
?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: muldoon
Ugh. Serves me right. Thanks.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM (OUMaO)
Alberta is booked for surgery in October.
They’re having a government removed.
😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (Kksvc)
Funny shit. I was watching a few motorcycle tour vids from people riding down from alaska and through Alberta. Alberta looked really nice, dare I say almost american. It needs to get that Canadian blister off it's ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:53 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: muldoon
Ugh. Serves me right. Thanks.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM (OUMaO)
Absolvo te.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 10:53 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 30, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Charles and Henry
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 10:53 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM
Hashes are IP derived, that's why VPNs get around the ban. Logins are not IP dependent. Move, use a public machine, use VPN.. none of that matters with a login.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (TezPK)
Heh. Cannon is exceedingly rich and has many children.
He's fully invested in the future.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)
It seems we've had this discussion several times and none of it will ever happen.
This site is what this site is and it won't change anytime soon.
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Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (4NO2D)
We have always done better than just managing it.
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Give it about 84 years...
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Hashes are IP derived, that's why VPNs get around the ban. Logins are not IP dependent. Move, use a public machine, use VPN.. none of that matters with a login.
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I'm game as long as it doesn't require location IDs or PII.
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Xitter handles it fairly well, so it can be done.
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Don't drive angry.
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Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)
It seems we've had this discussion several times and none of it will ever happen.
This site is what this site is and it won't change anytime soon.
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Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:57 AM
Does it? I thought if I changed my handle on twitface it changes it on all my posts and responses.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:58 AM (4NO2D)
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there's a hall monitor at my current place of employment. mounted just opposite the main entrance. it shows a rotation of images that include a calendar, a summary of upcoming events, and currently noted employees.
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)
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It's a technical discussion. It was just prompted by the sackless worm. But designing systems is what I spent 40 years doing, so I can't stop myself from thinking about how to improve computer things.
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The Morning Report — 3/30/26
In Saturday’s “No Kings” protests, the usual “resistance” crowd managed to again show their rage at President Donald Trump and their fury at being out of power; they may even have succeeded in mobilizing Democrats for the midterm elections — but they also broadcast the opposition’s complete lack of any coherent political message. Forget about the waving of Soviet flags and tributes to anti-American dictators at various rallies: The entire “No Kings” conceit is a lie. Democrats against “kings”? Hah! They love them — as long as the king has a (D) after his name. Not long ago, Democrats applauded every abuse of executive power by President Barack Obama. From unconstitutional rewrites of the Affordable Care Act (a k a ObamaCare), to immigration amnesty for “dreamers” (DACA) and their parents (DAPA); to unilaterally declaring the Senate to be in recess so he could pack the National Labor Relations Board with union lackeys, Obama was not shy about autocratic behavior. “I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone,” he declared when Congress refused to bow to his will, vowing “to sign executive orders, and take executive actions and administrative actions.” He did, and Democrats didn’t complain, but applauded. Tom Friedman, The New York Times’ smug voice of liberal “wisdom,” fantasized of what Obama could achieve “if we could just be China for a day.” Obama lost, often at the Supreme Court. That didn’t stop him. Nor did it stop President Joe Biden, who became infamous for ignoring Supreme Court decisions. When the Supreme Court said that extending a COVID-era moratorium on evictions would be unconstitutional, Biden just did it anyway. The same when the Supremes told Biden he lacked the power to cancel hundreds of billions of dollars in student loan debt. Democrats didn’t protest against Biden acting like a king. In fact, they encouraged him to go even further. Then there were the coronavirus restrictions, imposed and extended by every Democratic governor. Blue states shuttered businesses and locked kids out of schools — when Americans in fact could’ve conducted most normal activities safely. California Gov. Gavin Newsom even banned religious worship in private homes; he’d eventually lose in the Supreme Court — but Democrats had no problem with it. So when it comes to “no kings,” Dems aren’t just accusing Trump — they’re falsifying their own history. The truth is that Democrats cheer authoritarian behavior — as long as they’re in charge. Let them back into power, and they’ll prove it once again.In essence, yet again their protests were puerile, infantile and pointless. And not to be glossed over, in a number of instances Violent.
No Kings demonstrations in Portland, Oregon got out of hand in the evening with protesters sporting gas masks attacking police officers who were trying to control the crowd, according to video posted on X by FreedomNews.tv. There was no immediate word on arrests. In Dallas, Police had to separate No Kings demonstrators from “Pro America” counter demonstrators as the two groups engaged in heated clashes. Video of the scene showed a protester being hauled away and arrested and other shouting “f–k you” at apparent pro-Trump demonstrators who were carrying flags and automatic weapons. A large mob of demonstrators waving Palestinian and other flags hurled cement blocks towards Department of Homeland Security agents in Los Angeles.
In short, like Gazan terrorists and Persian oppressors, these usurpers think nothing of preserving their occupation of positions of influence by imperiling their own countrymen, women, and children. They’re figuratively huddling behind you, and putting their citizenry’s security and substance at risk in direct dereliction of their sworn duty to “insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty.” You, the American people, are the Democrats’ human shields.
As I stated last week, the phrase "Death to America" is not native to the Iranian mullahs. It was and is the goal of the anti-American Left and its epicenter in the Democrat party.
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- ...The incident happened while the president's aircraft sat on the tarmac at Palm Beach International Airport. Military pilots moved quickly, intercepted the plane, and deployed flares to get the pilot's attention and force a change in course.F-16s Scramble Near Trump’s Air Force One After Security Scare
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- Forget about the waving of Soviet flags and tributes to anti-American dictators at various rallies: The entire “No Kings” conceit is a lie.
The left LOVES kings — the ones with (D) after their name
- “PSA: My office has authorized immediate arrests for anyone assaulting law enforcement. You will be arrested and charged with a federal felony.”
Scenes of Communist Flags, Riots, and Violent Clashes With DHS During ‘No Kings’ Protests
- Los Angeles "No Kings" protest features vandalism, threats, and assault, oh my.
ICE Drops Hammer After ‘Kill’ Threat Against Agents Surfaces During ‘No Kings’ Riot
- Behind the street lunacy lies a network of permanent government infrastructure and activism.
Indivisible’s “No Kings” protests and the January 6 prosecutor’s wife - Los Angeles "No Kings" protest features vandalism, threats, and assault, oh my.
‘No Kings’ Protest Turns Into Riot As Projectiles Fly, ‘Kill’ Message Found On Federal Building
- Who would have guessed?
“Death to America”: Communists, Islamic Terror Supporters Riot at ‘No Kings’ Rallies
- Like many Jews, he’s starting to realize that the whole Democrat infrastructure is a lie, and he’s courageous enough to speak out.
A blue-haired, gay, Jewish man offers wise insights about “No Kings”
- "Leftists will invariably promote their concepts of peace, love, and equality with violence, vandalism, intolerance, and rage."
The Violence at 'No Kings' Was Quite Predictable
- You’d think a king would work harder to oppress all these protesters!
King Trump tolerates another ‘no kings’ march - It's an opportunity for conservatives to confront America with the truth.
‘No Kings’ Schedules Next Riots for May Day Murder of Police Officers
- What we call “wokeness” is the unexamined expansion of civil rights into a moralized regime that strains liberal norms—reform requires naming the source, not the symptoms.
The ‘Ideology with No Name’ Has a Name: It’s ‘Civil Rights’
- The NAACP picked controversial Biden Assistant Attorney General Kristen Clarke as its new top attorney.
NAACP’s New Top Counsel Kristen Clarke Targeted Conservatives Under Biden Junta
- You, the American people, are the Democrats’ human shields.
Democrats, Brethren Of Hamas And Ayatollahs, Are Making You Their Human Shields AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN! - The Pentagon is preparing for what could become weeks-long ground operations inside Iran — including Special Operations raids and limited infantry missions — as U.S. forces, including a Marine expeditionary unit now in theater, continue to build up for a potentially more dangerous next phase of Operation Epic Fury, according to a report published Saturday.
Report: Pentagon Preps Weeks‑Long Ground Ops in Iran as U.S. Marines Arrive in Theater
- Even for the most fanatic regimes, ground realities still matter.
Iran’s Eschatological Rage Does Not Render Victory Impossible
- Thad McCotter: Iran’s chokehold on the Straits of Hormuz exploits Western division, turning diplomacy into surrender and giving the mullahs a new shield for terror, coercion, and nuclear ambition.
The Dire Strait of Hormuz
- If Iran can order American blood spilled on U.S. soil, the real question isn’t why confront it—it’s what alternative would actually stop it.
The War of Salman Rushdie’s Eye* * * * * - Roger Kimball: While commentators trade in familiar fears, events on the ground point to a far more decisive outcome than the online debate suggests.
The First Alt-War: Online Fantasy vs. Reality in the Iran Campaign
- We do not want the Battle of Kharg to become part of the United States Marine Corps legacy. They have more than enough to be proud of without being saddled with this potential debacle.
Lindsey 'warmonger' Graham needs to give peace a chance
- A decorated patriot’s fall into conspiracism shows how even the best can be consumed by antisemitic fantasy—and why such thinking must be confronted before it spreads.
Why Joe Kent Matters
- El-Sayed made the comments during a campaign conference call a day after an Israeli strike killed the late Iranian supreme leader, audio obtained by the Free Beacon shows
'There Are a Lot of People in Dearborn Who Are Sad': Democrat Senate Hopeful Abdul El-Sayed Said He Needed To Stay Silent on Khamenei Killing Because Many of Michigan’s Muslim Voters ‘Are Sad’
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - The larger concern is not whether ICE and CBP can be funded, but whether Democrats will be allowed to set the conditions.
Americans Shouldn’t Need The House To Save Mass Deportations From Weak Senate Republicans
- “The people that have been inflicting this harm [on migrants] need to be prosecuted,” Indian immigrant Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said Friday at a “shadow hearing” she hosted. “They need to be brought before us, and they need to be held account [sic] for the trauma that they have created, and we are going to have to have some form of reparation for the kids and the families that have been traumatized through all of this.”
Immigrant Rep. Pramila Jayapal Urges ‘Reparations’ for Illegal Migrants
- How many American citizens have to be raped or murdered before politicians are motivated to get our borders under control?
When is enough enough?
- Pritzker blamed President Donald Trump for Gorman’s murder, allegedly at the hands of an illegal alien released twice under the Biden administration in 2023. Johnson, likewise, said the killing would not change his approach to governing. Egbewole asserted on “Fox News Live” that Pritzker’s offive released a good statement on the murder, but then he politicized it, while Johnson failed to respond sympathetically to Gorman’s family.
Former Biden Official Yemisi Egbewole Blasts JB Pritzker, Brandon Johnson Over Responses To Sheridan Gorman Murder
- In fact, you probably haven't even heard of it.
You Haven’t Read the Best Book Ever Written on American Immigration THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - The task force has a wide range of activity that it considers fraud.
Here’s Vance’s Plan To Attack $250 Billion In Annual Fraud Losses DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - Infrastructure is optional. Bureaucracy is permanent.
Residents burned out in the Eaton fire handed water bills for their non-existent water
- “We’re here to protest this homeless shelter, which is going to bring danger to the neighborhood,” local Kevin Zhang, 40, told The Post.
Hundreds of protesters swarm proposed NYC men’s homeless shelter site, physically block construction truck
- More than half of all the research that has ever been used to design America’s social safety net is likely untrue, a study found.
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US Law Says These Foreign-Born Terrorists Are Just As American As You
- The problem of Muslim loyalty continues to be ignored, but won’t go away.
Muslim Woman in U.S. Military Says She Won’t Fight Muslims
- A Pakistani Christian could face the death penalty due to blasphemy allegations.Trial proceedings were completed for Ishtiaq Saleem, who was accused of downloading blasphemous material on social media, Alliance Defending Freedom International (ADF) said in a news release on 18 March. Saleem will receive a verdict after court proceedings conclude for his alleged accomplice, Muhammad Umair, ADF said.
Pakistani Christian Faces Death Penalty Over Blasphemy Allegations SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - Behind closed doors, the judge overseeing Trump’s grand jury told prosecutors she ‘loved’ their legal strategy.
New Document Shows Chief Judge Howell Privately Endorsed Jack Smith’s Get-Trump Lawfare
- The FBI investigation into Phares features some of the same figures that are accused of railroading Carter Page and advancing the Russia collusion hoax against President Donald J. Trump, including former FBI lawyer Kevin Clinesmith and former Obama government Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) director John Brennan.
FBI Abused FISA to Wiretap ANOTHER 2016 Trump Advisor – Who Says the CIA Was Also Spying on Him. FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - Both Ayn Rand and George Orwell would have recognized what is going on—and, in fact, they warned us about it.
American Media Are Using Classic Techniques To Push Propaganda
- Six horrific crimes. Six illegal aliens. Zero national outrage.
The Illegal Alien Crime Spree the Media Didn't Tell You About This Week
- The comedy never ends.
Brian Stelter’s Stilted Take on Trump Somehow Ending Democracy (Totie Tuber - jjs)
- “As soon as they get off the reservation they’re all hard leftists, which is who they were the whole time.”
Adam Carolla Explains Why So Few People Trust the Legacy Media* * * * * - Two consequential jury trials in New Mexico and California have ended with verdicts against social media giant Meta following lawsuits claiming that children were harmed by social media addiction.
Landmark Social Media Addiction Trials Bring Rulings Against Meta, Other Tech Giants
- If this verdict holds, every parent who handed their 8-year-old an iPhone and forgot about it now has a roadmap to a payday.
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Three-Headed Economic Monster Looms In Face Of American Consumers As Iran Conflict Rages, Midterms Approach
- “Voters began associating Democrat governance with rising prices... Democrats have started to back sweeping middle-class tax cuts... Both movements are responding to the same underlying reality.”
Democrats’ Tax-and-Spend Dead End CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - The judge said at the sentencing that imprisonment would have a “poor impact”
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Exclusive: Teacher Sexual Misconduct Is ‘Rampant’ in U.S. Schools, Leading Experts Find
- ‘I can say “death to America” and “death to Israel” whenever I want,’ Student Workers of Columbia member says
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- More than two-thirds of Americans indicated they are against Biden-era Food and Drug Administration rules that allow women to receive dangerous abortion pills without seeing a doctor in-person first, according to a new poll reported Wednesday.
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Second Amendment: California loses again AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE+Fauci-created CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS - A new variant! Shall we panic or yawn?
COVID in the headlines again!
- Ischemic stroke occurs when a blood clot or plaque buildup blocks a blood vessel in the brain, cutting off oxygen and nutrients and causing brain cells to die within minutes. It is the most common type of stroke, accounting for approximately 87 percent of all stroke cases.
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47 Democrats Vote Against Voter ID After Claiming They’d Support It
- California Democrats are desperate to stop an investigation into election fraud.
California's AG fights for election fraud
- Chris Marston, general counsel for the Virginia GOP, said early voting has seen “much higher” Republican turnout than usual.
Cocky Virginia Dems Starting To Sweat Over April’s Referendum On Rigged Political Maps DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Senator Thune must step up or step aside.
RINOs Learned Nothing from Trump’s Victories
- CPAC attendance has significantly decreased, and ticket prices have plummeted, as the Schlapps have enriched themselves.
REVEALED: ACU Chief Matt Schlapp Bilks $1M+ Annual Salary Amid CPAC Decline.
- President Donald Trump and other conservatives have long accused Omar of marrying her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, to facilitate his move to the U.S. in 2009. Vance said on “The Benny Johnson Show” that the White House “definitely” believes Omar committed fraud, and they are actively looking into options on how to investigate and ultimately “go after” her for it.
JD Vance Says White House Plans To ‘Go After’ Bro-Fo Omar For Alleged Immigration Fraud
- If the allegations are true, Cesar Chavez’s legacy exposes how ideology can canonize flawed figures—and why Americans should rethink who we choose to celebrate.
Cancel Cesar Chavez, Whether the Allegations Are True or Not
- “There is reason to believe that AOC’s use of campaign funds to pay for a psychiatrist who has no experience in ‘leadership training.’”
Titty-Caca AOC Accused of Masking Therapy as $19K Campaign Expense POLITICS - “After barely registering in the informal survey last year, 35% of attendees at this year’s event said they wanted him to be the party’s next nominee.”
Vance Tops CPAC, Rubio Surges as Field Collapses
- "I really believe this is a time where we need new leadership, new moral imagination to pull our country together, because the challenges on the horizon aren’t just this current crisis that Trump has caused. He shouldn’t be the main character of our narrative right now. We have real challenges from new technologies like AI and robotics, new challenges that we need more unity in our country, and a reminder that we are not each other’s enemies. In fact, our ability to find common ground is always been our greatest hope.”
Cory Booker Calls for New Leaders: Democrats Have ‘Failed This Moment’
- Big Apple voters will soon regret choosing the disastrous double-whammy of socialism and Islam in last year's election.
Hey, New York, Had Enough Of Your New Mayor Yet?
- If you really want to learn about the political process, you should try running for office.
I Lost the Election, but I Won a Car
- But is America ready for a straight white male and Christian president?
Dems Consider Edgy Plan to Nominate Straight White Man for President
- What’s a state to do when voters won’t vote for the minority candidates?
Democracy is Racist FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - Netanyahu says actions were not 'malicious,' vows fixes ahead of Easter.
Israel Blocks Catholic Cardinal From Holy Site On Palm Sunday Over Safety Concerns
- The only nation in the Middle East where Christians can practice their religion freely and thrive is once again facing disgusting misinformation ahead of Passover and Easter. And the woke leaders of France and Spain, who so often attack Christian values, are suddenly pretending to love Christianity in order to smear Israel.
Macron, Sanchez Slam Holy Sepulcher Closure, Ignore Iranian Missiles That Necessitated It
- The US government will allow a Russian tanker full of crude oil to reach Cuba, effectively easing a blockade that has pushed the island into an energy crisis, according to a report.
US allows Russian oil tanker to reach Cuba amid blockade as Trump says island ‘has to survive’
- Sands said, “We don’t know what the government of Greenland will do down the road. They want to make a deal with China if we’re not there. with our hand out with a lot of money and investment. … We have to get a deal.”
Exclusive — Former Denmark Ambassador: We Must Get Control of Greenland Before China Does
- A horrifying glimpse inside China's Gulag Archipelago.
PragerU Video: Shocking Details about China’s Billion-Dollar Organ Harvesting Program
- Want to live forever? The Chinese government has a way.
Immortality via Atrocities
- The Paris incident follows a pattern seen in neighboring countries, according to France 24. Dutch authorities suspect Iran recruited four youths arrested in connection with a Rotterdam synagogue bombing. An obscure group with ties to Tehran also claimed an arson attack last week in London targeting volunteer ambulances operated by a Jewish organization.
Police Arrest Three Suspects In Attempted Bank Of America Bombing In Paris
- It is “a possibility that is quite close” that the British people will pass into history “like the Canaanites or the Arcadians”, and it is an open question whether there will be a Europe in 50 years’ time, a European Parliament conference heard from a panel of expert speakers.
EU Parliament Conference Hears Continent ‘On Track For Civil War’ ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - President Trump’s selection of Jim O’Neill to head the National Science Foundation could open the next great chapter of discovery.
How to Break America’s Great Scientific Stagnation
- Neptune as seen by Voyager-2 in 1989, four days before closest approach
...today, let’s begin a tour of some of Voyager-2’s imagery of Neptune itself.
- Four-time space flier Mike Fincke said he was eating dinner on Jan. 7 after prepping for a spacewalk the next day when it happened. He couldn’t talk and remembers no pain.Astronaut Mike Fincke finally reveals details of his medical emergency on ISS
- Meanwhile, an exciting find of Old Kingdom tombs has been reported in southern Egypt.
Radar Readings Suggest Possibility of a Second Sphinx — Archaeologists Remain Doubtful
- A recent book challenges humans’ common ancestry with primates.
More Man Than Ape FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - To rebuild masculinity, boys must return to manual work—where real skills, real tools, and real consequences forge discipline, independence, and purpose.
On Manual Work for Men
- Watching it, I no longer wonder why children think that they’re not spiritual beings who are greater than the sum of their parts but are, instead, just Lego pieces.
A ‘trans-sensitive’ training video for pediatricians should frighten us all
- 'My testicles don't make me less of a woman' (pronounced "test-a-kleaze" - jjs)
‘Woman’ With Testicles Furious at Being Excluded From Olympics CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - It’s only gotten worse.
The Continuous Decline of Morality in the USA
- A report in April said waves of young people were flocking to Catholic Churches across the nation, and months later the Vatican news agency Fides shared statistics showing a boom in the Catholic populations of Asia and Africa.
Bishop: U.S. Catholic Conversions Increasing as People Are ‘Hungry for Truth’
- Rhodesia was born of a vision, the vision of one man, Cecil John Rhodes, who believed that the British way of life was the best and made it his own life's work to spread that British way of life over.
We Are All Rhodesians Now: Why the First Casualty of Western Self-Repudiation Was a Country and Why It Won’t Be the Last
- While “wokeness” is a relatively new phenomenon, its philosophical foundation is just a metamorphosis of decades-long anti-Western tendencies.
Is the Anti-Western Bias of Western Intellectuals an Incurable Affliction?
- Christian Toto: Two new horror comedies cast rich elites as satanic (and worse)
Are Audiences Sick of ‘Eat the Rich’ Movies?
- Toto Too: Author's common-sense stance has scribes attacking her, 'Harry Potter'
Media’s War Against J.K. Rowling Will Never End
- “We got the Gulf of America now,” Cannon explained. “He’s like the club. He’s charging a $5 million bottle service fee to get into the country.” Of course, Cannon was entirely correct about the Republican Party. The GOP, which was created only a few years before the Civil War, won the war against the south, outlawed slavery, and even elected some of the first blacks to public office after the war. Then, in the 1960s, the 1964 Civil Rights Act could not have been passed if it weren’t for GOP votes as the Democrat Party voted against rights for blacks.
Watch: Nick Cannon Calls the Democrat Party the ‘Party of the KKK,’ Says ‘I F**K With Trump’ HITHER & YON - On the necessity of choosing
In Praise of “Inferior”
- Murrell did not elaborate on the comment, which appeared to be a reference to the assassination of Brian Thompson, the UnitedHealthcare CEO gunned down outside a Manhattan hotel on Dec. 4, 2024.
Five Guys CEO says he gave $1.5M staff bonus so he wouldn’t get shot in the back like UnitedHealthcare boss
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 07:38 AM (BpO1e)
Likewise "Fascist".
For one (as we all know) the Fascists were socialists.
For another, Trump is cutting the shit out of the government, reducing its power in essentially every area -- because that's exactly what a Fascist would do, right? When I think of "minimal government" the first word that comes to mind is "Fascist". You bet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 07:39 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)
Could pigs find adequate fresh water and vegetation on Kharg Island?
Posted by: Fenderbender at March 30, 2026 07:40 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 07:41 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 30, 2026 07:42 AM (bi2p/)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:42 AM (C6BUp)
*throws up jazzzzz hands*
But how 'bout a big old QUEEEENNNNNNN
Posted by: Queen Tim at March 30, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: A Nomad Of The Time Streams at March 30, 2026 07:43 AM (kLUcw)
These asswipes are always screeching, but somehow never seem to leave.
There are 192 other countries, Spamila. Pick one and vote with your feet.
Or wait and have one picked for you.
Your option.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 07:44 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)
This woman is a great example about why you don't let foreigners into any position of power. Now let's talk about reparations for the victims of crime inflicted by illegal aliens.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 07:46 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 07:46 AM (BpO1e)
We need to pray for the astronauts. Lots of red rockets of distress flying from the operations, maintenance, and procurement centers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)
And even then it was a status that most merely aspired to. Few did. (BTW, note that the declaration does not simply say George was bad BECAUSE he was a king.) The whole issue is more complicated than people treat it as.
Like the Romans, we Americans are raised to reject the title "king". But that didn't stop Rome from getting a monarchy under another name. And it won't protect us.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 30, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:48 AM (C6BUp)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2026 07:48 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Queen Tim at March 30, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur)
And don't forget the joker...
Lemmy Kilmister where are you now, when we need you?
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at March 30, 2026 07:49 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 07:49 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)
They're not braindead. They're greedy whore capitalists who will do anything for a buck. ANYTHING. Including sell their souls. Which they've done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:50 AM (Zz0t1)
I laughed about this for an hour.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 30, 2026 07:51 AM (3AwA+)
The First Alt-War: Online Fantasy vs. Reality in the Iran Campaign
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I am a big fan of Kimball's; have been since he first appeared. But I'm not blind to his big weakness: when it comes to predictions, his record is terrible. He is an incurable optimist. He is a reverse Cassandra, always predicting the best outcome, and (almost) always wrong.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 07:52 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Amen.
Let's not forget the propose of this mission is to fly a woman and black man around the moon to prove equity.
Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2026 07:52 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 07:53 AM (Fbc0I)
Sad to say but, since the majority of the children in this case are boys, #metoo doesn't care.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at March 30, 2026 07:53 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
Were there shots fired? I don't think so. Therefore, stating that there were 'automatic weapons' being carried by Pro-Trump marchers makes you a journalistic hack asshole. Did you assume or just pee your pants at the sight of the scary AR-15? Did you ask the carrier if it had a giggle switch?
Media. The ENEMY of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 07:56 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Fenderbender at March 30, 2026 07:56 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 07:56 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)
If I have taught you people anything, it's that there are no rules. I did everything from running guns to mexico, droning American citizens, destroyed the health care system, opened the border to 3rd world savages and made you watch Mike's schlong flip flap around on TV and nothing happened to me.
Hope and change baby!
Posted by: Barack Mugabe, Race Warlord at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (Kksvc)
As I stated last week, the phrase "Death to America" is not native to the Iranian mullahs. It was and is the goal of the anti-American Left and its epicenter in the Democrat party.
"You know it's sad but true......"
-- - - - - - Metallica
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)
and I think, we already did the lunar loop-de-loop with Apollo 8-
Apollo 11 we even landed, and got out and walked around
so Godspeed and have a safe flight, but whatever
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (ZxPkt)
The European Parliament responded with, "What can we do to speed that up? Aloha Snackbar!"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 07:59 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 30, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)
I wish it were Sunday.
Cuz THAT'S my FUN day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Projection isn't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:59 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Like MP4 said - If Donald Trump were even 1/10th of the tyrant these dummies claim to believe he is, they'd already be smoke up a chimney.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 08:01 AM (FmapG)
Nobody runs around with automatic weapons unless they're a Democrat criminal.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:01 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:03 AM (FhK4c)
Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority. at March 30, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)
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That wants to be on the right track, but it's poorly done. Not just ill written, but ill argued. It throws out what it thinks is good (superior/inferior) with no indication of why. So it's really just a plea for consensus. We can get that on Blue Sky, or any MSM station (news or talk show).
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (AlhUl)
and I think, we already did the lunar loop-de-loop with Apollo 8-
Apollo 11 we even landed, and got out and walked around
so Godspeed and have a safe flight, but whatever
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (ZxPkt)
When I worked at Hughes Space & Comm many moons ago back in the 90s, we sent a satellite around the moon... the purpose being, an anomaly had burned excessive fuel on the spacecraft, so it was stranded in a highly inclined orbit and was, therefore, useless. But it did have enough fuel to get around the moon... the moon's gravity gave it a "gravity assist" slingshot back to earth, lowering its orbital inclination, making it a useful satellite. A brilliant engineer at Hughes, Jerry Salvatore, had the idea and ran the whole operation. The guy was a genius. So yeah... we've even been around the moon with a commercial satellite (no people onboard though)...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:01 AM (Fbc0I)
Automatic weapons are hard to get and VERY expensive.
Your average Joe Blow at a protest is NOT going to be carrying one around on display.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)
80% Boomers
20% communists
100% dependent upon a government check.
It's not a king they are opposed to--it's the people:
The ones they're stealing that check from.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (HXT0k)
"protestors kept yelling, saying that “nobody wants to hear from him” before chanting “this is what democracy looks like.”
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)
Sad to say but, since the majority of the children in this case are boys, #metoo doesn't care.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)
Even here, on this very website, plenty of posters say things like 'where was she when I was in sixth grade?' or 'He's so lucky - she's gorgeous!'
Boys being r*ped by their teachers should be abhorrent to everyone, but it just isn't. I don't get it.
I have a young son and a young daughter. I'd absolutely 3S ANYONE who did anything like that to either of them.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (FmapG)
https://instapundit.com/786085/
I guess I need to revise the idea that all elections are rigged except in Florida, LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 08:05 AM (xrQwm)
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1. We better prepare, but hope this doesn't happen
and
2. Trump's administration better get the judiciary to heel before then
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 08:05 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:05 AM (Kksvc)
"protestors kept yelling, saying that “nobody wants to hear from him” before chanting “this is what democracy looks like.”
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)
Acting like monarchist douchebags isn't what democracy looks like.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)
They say you can’t go home and in this case they are right.
Posted by: Hyacinth at March 30, 2026 08:06 AM (zViR+)
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All this has made her wildly overrated on the right. Just how much sense does it take to realize that girls are girls and boys are boys?
That is controversial shows what bad shape we are in.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:06 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:06 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:07 AM (FhK4c)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 08:07 AM (xrQwm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:08 AM (FhK4c)
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1. We better prepare, but hope this doesn't happen
and
2. Trump's administration better get the judiciary to heel before then
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 08:05 AM (AkEZC)
I agree and I'm afraid that a dem will reach the white house probably by the 2032 election... maybe it can be delayed until 2036 but I doubt it. Americans tend to get bored with a single party after some period of time. Once they get there, look out
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 08:08 AM (xT8gx)
"I drove around the block twice just so I could flip them off."
Made me laugh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:08 AM (FhK4c)
In my little corner of the world they actually closed down a street.. Headline news...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (ECasK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:50 AM (Zz0t1)
That's some of it. The rest is that the left tends to be intellectually complacent. My wife's siblings all attended NK rallies this weekend and I doubt any were paid.
I presume my BIL's objection to Trump is his unwillingness to go to war with Russia over Ukraine. Both of my SILs are simpler. They're Democrats. They've always been Democrats. Whatever the Democrats are for is good, even if it's the complete opposite of what they were for 6 months ago. They don't even question it. That which the High Priest (esses) at the DNC speak is TRUTH and cannot be contemplated.
I assume that there are similar on the right.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)
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When SFPsycho first mentioned this incredible verdict, when a judge released a murderer with a sentence of time-served and meaningless probation, I thought there mist be more to the story. American courts can't have degraded so far.
Well, they have. Vigilante action is all that is left in SF.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (0aOmD)
Several places had multiple protests around 2-3 hours apart so that the media could report "multiple well-attended anti-Trump protests" even though it could be easily proven it was the same rent-a-mob at each one.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (xrQwm)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
Sounds like a great alternate timeline from where I'm standing. Some woman asked online about why we right wingers don't counterprotest.
My response: "Sweetie, we counter protest by going to our jobs and living our lives. If we were as bad as you claimed, you'd be in a camp or used as breeding stock. Now take that ring out of your nose and call your father."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:10 AM (AlhUl)
Funny, that. I saw where HBO is touting it's "Original Series" where it's simply remaking the Harry Potter movies using kids that look exactly like the other kids that were in the original Harry Potter.
Original? War against J. K. Rowling?
Seems, not so much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:11 AM (FhK4c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I got a laugh out of someone's comment regarding the palette swapped Snape:
"When it gets to the boggart scene, it will be Neville Longbottom's biggest fear is a black man hiding in his closet."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:14 AM (BpO1e)
I suppose pointing out that the woman and black man will, potentially, accomplish their 'historic' feat a mere 57 years and a few months after white men did it would be unappreciated.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)
What would they do with a shovel in the sea?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:14 AM (FhK4c)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 08:15 AM (xT8gx)
>Maybe we can get some readings like Tolkien. It seems these things never end. Just kidding, dorks. Morning.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:15 AM (Fbc0I)
Hope SpaceX is on the ball.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)
The entire historical first industry is denying a common humanity to the US.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eeyore
We are so cooked it isn't funny.
Watched a reel on Fb last night. GE Electric minigun goes brrrrrrt.
Most GUYS said it was AI because the belt didn't move. Uh, guys, that's the sleeve. Belt rides inside.
Not hard to see that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:17 AM (Kksvc)
Well, they have. Vigilante action is all that is left in SF.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (0aOmD)
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San Francisco HATES old people.
Change my mind.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)
It's "unnecessarily big" and "too tall."
Illustrated by red, squiggly lines.
Very serious.
Seriously stupid.
That's after the author complaining the end facing the street is not the actual entrance and that interior view is blocked by the rows of columns.
(gosh, can anyone think of a reason for that?)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 08:18 AM (HXT0k)
Hope SpaceX is on the ball.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
>Make all recruits DEI. You want to be special? Blast off!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:18 AM (Fbc0I)
Thinking back on the teachers I had...
My art teacher in grades 1-3 might have been pretty, I don't remember her well. My health teacher in grade 10 was, probably, a 6. All the others were, to my eyes at the time, ancient. Probably in their 50s. LOL.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)
In my sanctified imagination earring tattoo boy turns to me and says "65? I'm only getting 40!"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Joe at March 30, 2026 08:19 AM (Uy/WF)
Are Audiences Sick of ‘Eat the Rich’ Movies?
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The richest counties in the US vote for Democrats. The worst of the billionaire club (Bezos, Zuckerberg, etc) are leftists. Plenty of rich Hollywood celebrities read from the same stupid lefty politics scripts. I'd agree that rich elites are more likely worshipping stan, unwittingly or not. But I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it's not these prominent rich elites these movies are portraying.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 08:21 AM (Dv3i1)
A lot of Americans have been extending invitations to Japanese people to come over for BBQ. Fellow Hordians, I have an idea for the next Moron Meetup!
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:24 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:24 AM (FhK4c)
If we can be organized, we can wreck their parade with mockery. GOPe wants to lose, so not them.
The New T.E.A. Party?
"Ethyl, look, there is a sign that makes no logical sense!"
"A unthinking Democrat! Take a picture, Ethyl."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)
Remind them of that and point and laugh.
Posted by: Tango Uniform at March 30, 2026 08:24 AM (/1l9x)
Well, they have. Vigilante action is all that is left in
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Because it's not just in SF.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:25 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 08:21 AM (Dv3i1)
Plenty of celebrities behaving in sexually inappropriate ways (R. Kelly, P. Diddy, etc...)
The Left : "TRUMP IS THE ONLY EVIL RICH AND FAMOUS SEXUAL DEVIANT!"
Sure, Jan.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 08:25 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:26 AM (FhK4c)
Howmanyare2many has now published the deaths of 1279 (one thousand two hundred seventy-nine) Americans since his started his posting in May of 2019.
Go to Hell Chucky
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:26 AM (/+uur)
At least the older actors didn't jump on the bandwagon. Now it's possible that the younger actors didn't want to put their careers in jeopardy by angering Al Gayeda but even if they had, they're rich enough to retire.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:26 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
There has to be a word worse than simple "wokeness" for those advocating for the giving poisoning cross-sex hormones and genital mutilations to children.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 08:27 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:27 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)
Instead we get an orgy of celebration from the media over an astroturf No Kings protest against Trump paid for by groups associated with Soros, Singham and the CCP.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: XTC
What Melania does must work!
Seriously, a virus targeting sexual deviancy already culled many Leftists. Do you want another one?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)
Murders?
Seems you don't know the definition by law of what constitutes a murder, there Chuck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:26 AM (FhK4c)
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Unfortunately.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)
There are many Bush Judges on appeals that will not retire, because they are RINO's. sighhh
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk)
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Everyone on a mission like Artemis has a "job." Tasks they're supposed to do at certain times and without being prompted. I can only imagine the looks when someone on a mission cranks out "don't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me!"
Seconds before the inevitable explosion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (FhK4c)
·
53m
Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in Iran war, defense minister says https://trib.al/RJn0GUA
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)
Definitely -- I wany ALL the money given to illegal immigrants paid back. and if Jayapal also wants more on top of that for the damage it's done to our citizens who went without assistance because of them, great!!
For foreign schemers, the kind Nick Shirley keep rooting out, there should be additional fines.
This is what she meant right?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: NR Pax
Not gonna say it. Wouldn't be prudent. Too early for a tasteless joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (Kksvc)
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That was interesting. I am not convinced that Europe is worse off than we are. At least many of them have recognized their in-house traitors. We Americans on the right still elect our Thunes.
I don't know they are better off, either. We are both in uncharted waters.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:31 AM (FhK4c)
Seconds before the inevitable explosion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (AkEZC)
/punchline
Feed the monkey
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)
Seconds before the inevitable explosion.
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He knows what he did.
Posted by: Karen McAstronut at March 30, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)
·
53m
Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in Iran war, defense minister says https://trib.al/RJn0GUA
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)
Al-Andalus has returned to the Caliphate.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 08:31 AM (iXqHn)
After shrieking about No Kings for years, their very next move will be to install a dictator. And given the late American republic's predilection for nepotism, there's a good chance the second President-for-life will be the offspring of the first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 08:32 AM (BI5O2)
We hold bartenders to higher standards than judges.
Wish there was a downward path for judicial errors in release of criminals. Bounce then out of being a judge.
An engineer can lose a PE status for a gross error, right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)
We know most Progressives think 1279 is not enough.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:33 AM (FhK4c)
Macron, Sanchez Slam Holy Sepulcher Closure, Ignore Iranian Missiles That Necessitated It
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Maybe, just maybe, we should wait until we really know what happened and who did what.
Or is that too premodern?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:34 AM (AlhUl)
the Democrats will formalize the end of representative government.
And then we formalize the end of democrats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:34 AM (Kksvc)
It's the pin they give me on the IRS website.
Someone stole my SSN, didn't they........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
After shrieking about No Kings for years, their very next move will be to install a dictator. And given the late American republic's predilection for nepotism, there's a good chance the second President-for-life will be the offspring of the first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 08:32 AM (BI5O2)
They'll install one of the Troons (probably that one from Delaware), so more than likely there will be no biological son to take over.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)
The Los Angeles School District IT employee accused of siphoning millions from the district and getting huge kickbacks in return sent incriminating text messages that could put her behind bars for years.
A text chain between LAUSD staffer Hong “Grace” Peng and Gautham Sampath obtained by the California Post reveals damning evidence, according to prosecutors.
Sampath then routed and laundered more than $3 million in kickbacks back to Peng through various intermediaries, Hochman alleges.
According to the criminal complaint, Innive received over $39 million in payments from LAUSD between 2017 and 2023. . . .
Best part is that Peng can barely speak English, but she was in charge of the country's largest county's school IT department.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Suwql)
Nothing makes for an enraged population like very bad policy. The Spanish government is removing the control rods from a reactor running hot. It is an own goal, self-kill, decision.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)
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I can't say I'm enamored of the recent "democracy uber alles" trend on the right, or the growing egalitarianism. Our revolution was 1776, not 1789.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:36 AM (AlhUl)
Best part is that Peng can barely speak English, but she was in charge of the country's largest county's school IT department.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Suwql)
What are the odds Swalwell was putting a microphallus to her?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 30, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur)
Also the Bush Rino Chief Judge of the 6th circuit, Sutton, is retiring. The hack who ruled for Obamacare back in 2009
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (YCxFk)
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What are we doing wrong? In the days of the Raj, Mahometans under British command would, and did.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (AlhUl)
Gotta admit, the US Constitution, if followed, is excellent system software for an advanced civilization. Certainly better than Parliamentary democracy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Yes. Good luck, you will need to venture to an IRS office and meet with a federal lackey in MeatSpace. When you go in take a red ticket, it means you want to make a payment and you will go to the head of the line over the moochers and old farts lined up in there for a hand out with their green tickets.
Good luck...bring your checkbook too.
Posted by: Been There, Done That at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Suwql)
Peng is asshoe
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)
Good luck...bring your checkbook too.
Posted by: Been There, Done That at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (/1l9x)
They actually owe me this go-around. That hardly EVER happens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Are Audiences Sick of ‘Eat the Rich’ Movies?
Who is watching and enjoying these movies?
Seems like it's the rich Lefties who fancy themselves Socialists. They are the ones who celebrate movies like Triangle of Sadness, Parasite, Snowpiercer, and The Menu.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:43 AM (YCxFk)
Israel Blocks Catholic Cardinal From Holy Site On Palm Sunday Over Safety Concerns
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Cardinal Pizza is a phag. And his shite is retarded. He parades in pali garb, surrounded by balistenians and always trying to stir up trouble. The site has been closed since 2/28 for everybody. Jews could not celebrate their holy days at the Wall, muslims stayed away from al aqsa for thier eid holy day, but Pizzarela ignored all of that and wanted to make a scene. What a phag.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)
The British Army used small-unit cohesion, pride of regiment, and devotion to the Queen to compel stalwart behavior in the face of combat with cobelievers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (mZm4x)
Some Ting Wong, indeed!
"Later that year, Peng texts Sampath, “Let’s grab these money first.. Its already in the pocket. Low hanging fruits… let’s get these money… It’ll be good for us.”
The complaint shows several payments to various companies all owned by Sampath. At one point the duo discusses setting up the additional entities.
“We need to come up with lot of companies,” Sampath says, “at least 3-4 to take out the money… Close to million will be transferred to you… Easy to track unless we are very careful,” he continues.
Peng responds, “Should we start another company under a different name?… I can setup a company in HK… China… or Singapore.”
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (Suwql)
The British Army used small-unit cohesion, pride of regiment, and devotion to the Queen to compel stalwart behavior in the face of combat with cobelievers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)
The Navy used rum sodomy and lashings for the same effect.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)
1. Roe would still be in place
2. Massive Federal Gun Control
etc...
That is why Judges matter
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:46 AM (YCxFk)
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We had several horror comedies that did this more than competently already, and it's hard to see how they can be outdone. DC, NYC, LA... how are you going to beat them?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 08:46 AM (BI5O2)
That is why Judges matter
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:46 AM (YCxFk)
Elections have consequenses.
From your local dogcatcher to the President of the United States.
Pay attention. Vote. Make it count.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
==
and fucking Socialists, who have no care for muslim invasion of their countries , for hundreds of churches burned and desecrated on their soil by muslims, for christians in other part of the world, all of a sudden are concerned? give me a break.those two p8ssies never misss an opportunity to say something nasty about Isharel, do they.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
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Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (AlhUl)
That's cool.
Enjoy your stay in USDB Leavenworth, sweetie.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 08:47 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Hyacinth at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (c99AZ)
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Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (AlhUl)
But has no problem fighting Christians...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (ECasK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)
Plus they were men. Not some emotionally driven broad with aunt flo issues.
Posted by: Zombie Chinese Gordon at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (/1l9x)
Statements like that should be grounds for immediate dismissal once the ten lashes were applied.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)
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Pizza's shit, the Pope's, Spain PM's, the SM Catholic "influencers", and a cast of others whose tilt was already known beforehand.
Schmucks, the whole lotta them!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 08:49 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (ECasK)
Her book CALLS for that. It's fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3)
Well, the USN, since 1914, can't use two of those. And only sodomy after pbho changed policy.
We have to win at sea to get to the bars. The one exception is during a long at-sea time, beer is authorized to be consumed in a whaleboat away from the ship. Pretty tame.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (u82oZ)
Great turnout! Just over 2% of the entire US population! It keeps growing in size and in the number of issues the crowds are protesting for. Looking forward to No Kings 4.
I heard we have a general strike on May 1? Any details yet?
Does using a PTO day work or does that defeat the purpose? 1st business day is typically a busy day for my work.
Great question! Yes it still counts! In fact id say it counts MORE! You still get paid but your employer loses labor for the day.
The history books need to reflect that this president was the worst president in modern history. He not only presided over the end of the United States as the sole superpower and global hegemon, he *actively facilitated* it. That's something literally no other President ever would begin to understand.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3)
I imagine Leo agrees with him....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (ECasK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)
I had a high school teacher, Ms Spinelli, who looked and dressed like a 28 year old Jayne Mansfield with a hard New Yawk accent. Every man and boy in the school lusted after her and one day she said her boyfriend was coming to pick her up after school to go to something of his.
So we all ran down to the parking lot to get a glimpse, and up pulls this nasty Harley, and when the guy gets off he’s like six foot twenty with tattoos on all his knuckles, and he’s got a stare that makes you want to apologize for just looking at him. So after that we still lusted after her, but we were kinda scared of her, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (ZPDpH)
https://instapundit.com/786085/
They need to re-do the election.
Seriously, what's the point of finding it if they let the tainted, obviously unusual results remain?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)
MAGA: Make America's Genitals Awesome
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Fbc0I)
Non-violent?
Portland PD begs to differ.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Portland PD begs to differ.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Don't forget about us
Posted by: LA at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (ECasK)
Posted by: Zombie David Peel at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (ECasK)
Stuffed pIzza is Francis' boy.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (GD0B3)
@maziehirono
Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings
11:55 AM · Mar 28, 2026
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)
Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings
11:55 AM · Mar 28, 2026
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)
She finally said something truthful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Market forces at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)
They don't like kings — but they like straight-up DICTATORS.
The dumbest political movement of our lifetime.
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)
Legal immigrants, like the Somalis.
I took a ton of crap here last time I said it, I don't care, and I'll say it again: no more foreigners in America, period. Enough of them.
We've got a good supply of our own anti-American criminal undesirables with poor hygiene.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)
Heh. First, the estimates keep growing - first six, then seven, now eight million. By next month it will be twelve million!!
Weird how it gets so little media attention?
PROTEST FATIGUE. We all have it, and the media is too busy worrying about lost audience to flatter you with fawning press. Grow up.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:54 AM (Suwql)
https://x.com/i/status/2038442065055633563
Posted by: Market forces at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)
$18.25 for a beer? F*ck off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Getting the right people to run is the problem. Talented normals are put off by that.
I will not stand for a new office, despite the good I did in my old position. Was a reelected incumbent when I left.
IMHO, the local GOPe organizations are not helpful, far-sighted, and absolutely not focused on winning the lower elected position. They have no depth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:55 AM (ECasK)
@ImMeme0
Leftist warrior on TikTok LIVE stated that MAGA supporters’ heads should be removed from their bodies and used gay slurs to insult both women and men.
A man who goes by “CasperMcfly” told the host that “every fvcking MAGA supporter should have their head removed from their body.” He then proceeded to insult a veteran who is gay, calling him a “beta-ass, cock-ass-fvcking, boot-licking f*g.” He also said that anyone who identifies as MAGA “is a fvcking b*tch” and referred to women as “cvnts.”
After he uploaded a video crying to his followers that he was suspended because the app is biased, he proudly admitted that since he can’t physically attack MAGA supporters, the only thing left is to verbally insult them and he encouraged others to do the same. Of course, he failed to mention that he had wished physical harm on conservatives.
https://tinyurl.com/mv62jymz
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 08:55 AM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 08:56 AM (xT8gx)
There will be photo voter ID in the State of North Carolina...
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:56 AM (RHGPo)
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okay
so how are things different, here on the day after?
to me, 8 million high school drama club rejects spent their weekend acting out
sound and fury, signifying nothing
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 08:57 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Fbc0I)
Um. We already ARE awesome.
- Florida
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 08:57 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)
More Man Than Ape"
Interesting theory. Provable? I suggest it's no more provable than has been the search for the 'missing link' species that both humans and chimps plus bonobos evolved from. Why? If all primates evolved from ancestor species that lived in Central Africa ten or more million years ago, the hunt for fossils is likely fruitless. Fossilization (minerals replacing organic bones that were buried beneath rock erosion deposits) is unlikely in long-existing wet terrains. Millions of years of being buried in decaying vegetation is not conducive to fossilization of bones. In other words, in equatorial Africa.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2026 08:58 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 30, 2026 08:59 AM (GD7iS)
The dumbest political movement of our lifetime.
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The organizers of those "protests," the ones who funded them, certainly knew what they were doing when they purchased those flags for the nutjobs to wave.
They're sending a message. I believe them. Communist dictators are exactly what they want. And will likely get if permitted.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (AkEZC)
When the whole thing was planned and paid for by communists what did people expect?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)
would make about as much sense
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)
Reading these makes me fear we are doomed...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ECasK)
1. Roe would still be in place
2. Massive Federal Gun Control
etc...
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I'll say it again:
He was the 5th vote to make FCC and FEC regulations of the news constitutional.
"Fake news" was coined by Hillary to lay the groundwork for regulations they'd already drafted to prevent "misinformation."
Among those were:
- all websites would require either actual, verified name or verification of identity by the owner (which list subject to inspection w/o warrant)
- all website owners who disseminate or discuss news must register as a reporter (real name/address/etc.)
- all website owners would be required to moderate all comments to prevent "misinformation."
This site, and any that wasn't hard left, would be gone.
All of this was being discussed, it wasn't idle talk.
And all of those rules will snap in place the second the Dems control all branches again.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)
DNA analysis of chimps, bonobos, and other species listed say he is all wet. Chimps, bonobos, and man share a common ancestor. Full stop.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 09:03 AM (viF8m)
Well, I estimate it at ... stupid. So there.
Estimates are just that. Nothing more.
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SMOD
I never have that embarrassing problem!
Posted by: Polly Gripp at March 30, 2026 09:04 AM (oftw2)
FOUR days later, he was charged with shooting someone dead.
JAIL THE JUDGES.
https://tinyurl.com/2cz8mpn6
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)
FOUR days later, he was charged with shooting someone dead.
JAIL THE JUDGES.
https://tinyurl.com/2cz8mpn6
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Kksvc)
Democrats want chaos.
Democrats want you to die.
Democrats want you to beg them to do something.
Democrats want martial law.
Democrats want your guns.
Democrats want to be king.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Heh, you want be monkey-be monkey! Me no monkey!
Posted by: The Wild Man Of Borneo at March 30, 2026 09:06 AM (oftw2)
·
Mar 28
There's been an increase in traffic collisions between vehicles, pedestrians, bicyclists, and motorcycles. Watch out for one another, and decrease distractions both as a driver and as a pedestrian or cyclist crossing the street.
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imagine that
in a state where pot and 'shrooms are legal
huh
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt)
FOUR days later, he was charged with shooting someone dead.
JAIL THE JUDGES."
So more 1930's Spain. A perceived out of control judiciary, and...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)
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Interviewer: “Why do you think there’s not a lot of black people here?”
Protester:
“Because a lot of them are afraid of being arrested. And they don’t wanna get arrested. They can’t afford it. They can’t afford the lawyers. They can’t afford the time off from work. And they’re afraid.”
Interviewer: “Do you think black people are less likely to protest because they’re afraid of getting arrested?”
Protester:
“Yeah, I do. Because they know they’ll get arrested more than white people.”
Interviewer: “What about voter ID laws? A lot of people say that suppresses the black vote.”
Protester:
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC)
in a state where pot and 'shrooms are legal
huh"
"Thank God we're not liable"
/smahtphone makers
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)
>The THING IS A FINK!
Suckers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:08 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 09:10 AM (YCxFk)
in a state where pot and 'shrooms are legal
huh
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt)
Kid riding his motorcycle a couple weeks ago was riding along at the speed limit in the right hand lane when the car in the left lane just decided he needed to turn left, slammed on the brakes and jerked left.
Kid t-boned the car, flew over and wound up with broken bones and a lacerated liver.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)
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Spain is asshoe.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:12 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 09:12 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 30, 2026 09:14 AM (E2lD7)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:14 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: A Nomad Of The Time Streams at March 30, 2026 09:15 AM (kLUcw)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:15 AM (GD0B3)
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Interviewer: “Why do you think there’s not a lot of black people here?”
Protester:
“Because a lot of them are afraid of being arrested. And they don’t wanna get arrested. They can’t afford it. They can’t afford the lawyers. They can’t afford the time off from work. And they’re afraid.”
Interviewer: “Do you think black people are less likely to protest because they’re afraid of getting arrested?”
Protester:
“Yeah, I do. Because they know they’ll get arrested more than white people.”
Interviewer: “What about voter ID laws? A lot of people say that suppresses the black vote.”
Protester:
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Racist much chica?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:15 AM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC
How do they carry home the watermelons and chicken?
Thanks for sharing the stupidity.
MS Now - organizers: 8 million marched. Prove it. And even if they did. So what? Worldwide Covid protests were unreported and tech suppressed. Unless buildings and people burn, no one cares or notices after 3 days.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:16 AM (Sco7b)
The party’s NYC chapter is asking potential candidates seeking its endorsement if they will back hiking income taxes for individuals making more than $300,000 — three times less than the $1 million threshold socialist Mayor Mamdani campaigned on.
It does seem like every Progressive taxing idea starts with a theoretical magical number (Millionaires and Billionaires) and then quickly adds in about 50% of the upper middle class.
Same as every Progressive Program is going to cost X to start and fix the problem and then becomes 10X when viewed over the first few years.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 09:18 AM (/+uur)
In 2023 Gavin Newsom did what he called a "Red State" tour and visited Alabama, Florida and a few other red states.
Newsom's [whore] wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.
(word in brackets is my edit, not the author's @mazemoore)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 09:18 AM (Dv3i1)
Reading these makes me fear we are doomed...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ECasK)
Just read the comments following that NY Post article on No Kings, and you'll be absolutely convinced.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 09:19 AM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)
@TAftermath2020
Now this is an organic March! Thousands of pro-America Iranians marching in DC in support of Trump!
https://tinyurl.com/4cey9f3j
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 09:19 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jonah
Actual work in Chamber - 79 days a year.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:20 AM (Kksvc)
Reading these makes me fear we are doomed...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ECasK)
Remember that most Redditors these days are Euros. (Who can’t stop talking about the US). Europe is doomed, certainly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 09:20 AM (ZPDpH)
and so it begins??
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 09:20 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:20 AM (Kksvc)
Being able to commit fraud and insider trading to become independently wealthy?
Priceless........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Seriously, what's the point of finding it if they let the tainted, obviously unusual results remain?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Suwql)
The important part of the post...
"Investigators worry that the encryption — used for training — could be reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration"
Good that they caught the guy, good that they found a potential weakness, but no evidence that the special election was tampered with. Pretty sure it would be up to the House to order a re-do since the Dem was already declared the winner.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
@TAftermath2020
Now this is an organic March! Thousands of pro-America Iranians marching in DC in support of Trump!
https://tinyurl.com/4cey9f3j
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 09:19 AM (NpAcC)
Probably counted those in with the 8 million No kings...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:22 AM (ECasK)
Posted by: Jonah
Thune is doing an excellent job at proving his senate has no more justification to exist.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 30, 2026 09:22 AM (E2lD7)
That old white woman may, or may not believe that shit, but it's right in line with the left's narrative.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:23 AM (AkEZC)
If "it could", then "it was". And nothing will happen...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:23 AM (XuXeR)
That person's reality filter is top of the line. Even I'm impressed by it.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 09:23 AM (BpO1e)
Your terms are acceptable!
Might I suggest the communist utopia of North Korea?
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 09:24 AM (2Y1NN)
Can I donate?
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR)
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible https://buff.ly/tWfpECv
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 09:26 AM (Dv3i1)
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible https://buff.ly/tWfpECv
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 09:26 AM (Dv3i1)
That's a good one...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:26 AM (ECasK)
Yet they never do. Interesting. It seems they'd rather fulfill their sacred destiny to bitch.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 30, 2026 09:26 AM (E2lD7)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 09:27 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
I expect NYC residents to start calling Mayor Jihadi Pharaoh or Emperor Hirohito.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:27 AM (Kksvc)
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Someone sounds.... concerned.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:27 AM (AkEZC)
15 ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:28 AM (ECasK)
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Did he just diss the crusades ? lol
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:28 AM (GD0B3)
So where does The Paolo live?
As for those women? Wait until they learn that they can't just show up in a foreign country and get free handouts.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 09:29 AM (BpO1e)
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to relocate to a foreign country.
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to live in a world without men.
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to be boss babes.
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 don't even know who their Senators are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:29 AM (ExV1e)
There'll be an extra tin of herring in the writer's paybox this week.
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 30, 2026 09:29 AM (0sNs1)
So he's talking about the Iranian Mullahs ...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:29 AM (ECasK)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 09:31 AM (BpO1e)
Aquinas is rolling around in his tomb.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Fbc0I)
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to relocate to a foreign country.
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to live in a world without men.
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to be boss babes.
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 don't even know who their Senators are.
>>>
So, these liberal whores wishing to go and be subjected to barbarians in foreign lands are spouting one of the best lines in Blazing Saddles:
What are your crimes? "Rape, murder, arson, rape"
You said rape twice! "I like rape"
Posted by: The Obama brats have two daddies at March 30, 2026 09:54 AM (5DfsO)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (WQDw6)
- 40% of American women wonder why nobody loves them. Not even their cats.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 30, 2026 10:56 AM (bufu1)
Some old neurons were dusted off there.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 11:28 AM (O7YUW)
Immortality via Atrocities
This is the reason when my FIL offered to have me go to China for a transplant I said no. My gut feel was that pretty much any transplant organ received in China would come from dissidents, and I would not support that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: _Jim at March 30, 2026 01:06 PM (O+NnT)
Load up a drone with that stuff and spray the entire crowd at these marches and "protests"/ riots. That would out a whole lot of left wing idiots. Walk into work at the bank on Monday with streaks of blue on your face and hands. How long before you're cleaning out your desk with the placard with your name and "Loan Officer" on it?
"The people are the sea in which the revolutionary swim."
- Mao, or Ho Chi Minh ... some communist, anyway.
Damned hard to swim undetected when you look like a Blue Neon.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 30, 2026 05:26 PM (rJ+qD)
Posted by: Ordinary American
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FIFY
Posted by: buddhaha at March 30, 2026 05:31 PM (rJ+qD)
Daily Tech News 30 March 2026
Top Story
- Intel's Arrow Lake Refresh isn't even on store shelves yet and it's already had a price increase. (WCCFTech)
10% officially and up to 25% in online listings. Still decent value if it weren't for all the other headwinds Intel is facing here.
Sailing straight into an F5 tornado.
- But you can save a lot of money on audiophile-grade cables. (Tom's Hardware)
Mostly by not buying them. Once again, there is no detectable difference between $4000 cables and a $7 pair from the Amazon Basics range.
Tech News
- Microplastics are glove contamination. (University of Michigan)
The researchers are sure that once they rule out the omnipresent glove particles they will have the truth and not a big fat ball of nothing.
- One day after Microsoft announced a new focus on security, the company had to release an emergency security patch. (Computer Weekly)
For a bug created by the March Windows update.
- M4 and M5 Macs can't run external 4k monitors at native resolution in HiDPI mode. (S McLeod)
You might wonder how people didn't notice.
People did.
But Apple doesn't sell a 4k monitor - only 5k and 6k models - so they didn't care.
Disclaimer: Beans.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)
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Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 04:26 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 30, 2026 04:39 AM (Q/FnY)
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Posted by: hall monitor lizard at March 30, 2026 04:47 AM (QAaXS)
She let Rush use her music because her dad was a big Rush guy
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 04:48 AM (vSCm4)
Posted by: Accomak at March 30, 2026 04:52 AM (wkU1F)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 04:53 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 04:55 AM (sAmhv)
I'm into day three of a "no news" Holy Week fast- although I must admit to accidentally clicking on a "Legal insurrection" site and seeing a headline before I backed out 😉 it feels good.
So I'm here ( as I said I would be ask for prayers ( which I'll do in a moment ) and to relate a story about a " God incident" rather than what others might call a "coincidence". There is a lovely lady in her 90's who resides at the nursing home. She comes to the services even though she is RC. They watch the Mass by simulcast in n Sundays but I am there they last Saturday of the month. Saturday was our recognition of Palm Sunday and Holy Week . Her daughter came and sat through part of the service but had to leave . I always begin a service with a time of silence and suggest breath prayers in which they breathe in and out saying a bit of scripture such as "The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want"
Continued below . Don't want to activate spam warnings
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2026 05:02 AM (JAyzc)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
>That was one game for the decade. I have a buddy who's a big Duke supporter. You know we busted his balls until he couldn't take it anymore.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:04 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 05:06 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Colin at March 30, 2026 05:06 AM (e8qy3)
Posted by: John Carter of Mars at March 30, 2026 05:08 AM (O7YUW)
Not really a big fan of any sports, but don't hate them either.
But her husband was traveling back from a mission trip yesterday, and it was just an enjoyable time together after church.
And what an ending to the game.
Wow!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 05:09 AM (iMotb)
Anyway the suggestion for Saturday was "Be still and know that I am God" which is from one of the psalms. The woman's daughter said " I want to show you something" and the back of her cell phone was that very saying! It was great!
And now for the prayer request: My son- the horticulture major has an interview at 10:00 . If you could keep him in prayer I would be so grateful. He's a good young man and as kind poster Boswell would tell you and a good employee . Thanks so much! God bless you
Back to a news fast although I am most grateful for what Ace and JJ. And others provide here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2026 05:09 AM (JAyzc)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)
Intel putting prices up on an item, after the initial price has been announced, and before it hits the market: Well that's fine, you can do that, as long as you're willing to watch a bunch of your customers refuse to purchase at that price.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 05:13 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2026 05:13 AM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 05:13 AM (iMotb)
Our unnaturally mild winter is rolling into what appears to be a dry spring. Mother Nature apparently has a trick or two up her sleeve. Suddenly the forecast is for rain and snow all week. All of our fruit trees are budding early. I hope they don’t end up frozen.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 30, 2026 05:15 AM (xAJnx)
Posted by: Colin at March 30, 2026 05:19 AM (e8qy3)
Sounds like Apple.
People have been asking them to put the charging port on the front of the Magic Mouse since 2009 and they still don't care because it would ruin Johnny Ive's elegant design.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 05:19 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:20 AM (Ia/+0)
I had to replace the front door lock the other week and decided to go with a smart lock from Kwikset.
All went well, install was smooth, and the features seem to be well integrated into the app.
But, the advertised '5 month battery life' seems to be about 15 days in real life. And it has lost WiFi connectivity twice now.
Tech support responded with a rout 'Do these things' and closed out the complaint with n o further action on their part.
A second online complaint has been received, and simply setting there with no reply from them for a week now.
So....I'm disappointed and frustrated with that little adventure.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 05:23 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:26 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip
>This is the mildest winter I've ever seen. Dry with a light snow pack, which will later mean wildfires. Unless we get tropical storms. Weather machines and contrails, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:26 AM (Fbc0I)
Okay. We're all agreed: It's Monday. But remember:
"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:26 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:27 AM (Ia/+0)
They've gotten these chips working wonders for productivity apps, beating AMD on the regular. Gaming has much improved to now being on par with the 14900K from three years ago and the new chips are often beating AMD's equivalent non-X3D chips. They are also much less power-hungry than their recent CPUs.
The problem is the chips are on for a dead-end socket so you can't upgrade them in socket on current motherboards.
But this bodes extremely well for Intel's next generation Nova Lake chips that are supposed to come out later this year.
Intel might finally be able to compete, or beat, AMD in productivity & gaming for the first time in years.
2027 should be a very good year for CPUs with AMD's Zen 6 coming out as well.
Terrible year for everything else, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 05:29 AM (6ydKt)
I happened to see a new channel on my online TV guide last night; they were running Charade w/ Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn. According to the schedule they wre supposed to be showing the Darren McGavin 1950s Mike Hammer right now, and the Jack Lord series Stoney Burke (!) at five. But the channel is showing a test pattern. Oh, well.
The channel? It's called "Ace"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:29 AM (wzUl9)
They put the charging port on the bottom of the mouse?
Yeah, it looks sleek, but that's an impracticable place.
We do all sorts of odd things for sexy looks
Posted by: Accomak at March 30, 2026 05:31 AM (wkU1F)
The problem is the chips are on a dead-end socket so you can't upgrade them with next-gen CPUs in socket after current motherboards.
*Yawns*
*drinks more caffeine*
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 05:31 AM (6ydKt)
At least wifi there I found out.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:33 AM (Ia/+0)
All went well, install was smooth, and the features seem to be well integrated into the app.
>Wait, your lock comes with an app? More wireless noise? Amazing. Our brains are being saturated and we're drowning in RFI.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:33 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Accomak at March 30, 2026 05:33 AM (wkU1F)
It's a car crash, and a big one. Fortunately I do not have to pay until 5/15.
This morning, too, I have to order my new tires, and then have a video call with the lender in Kansas who's been "pre-approving" me. So, Monday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:35 AM (wzUl9)
I can think of A LOT of better things to do with $4000 than an audio cable.
I've never understood that part of audiophilia at all.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 05:36 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 05:38 AM (P7T1m)
After you've secured another company's lock and put that on, I'd package everything back up for the Kwikset smart lock, and return it as "not fit for purpose", with an explanation as well.
You tried, in good faith, to use the company's support. It sucks. You owe them nothing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 05:39 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 05:40 AM (u82oZ)
Hadrian, I sent the picture of The Big Dummy to my mother. She thinks it's outrageous that he's not allowed to have a beer and a TV in his crate but I explained that dog shows probably had rules about it.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 05:41 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: Common Tater
>Hah! For $4K I could use some new industrial grade eardrums. Yeah, that's not coming back.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:41 AM (Fbc0I)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Doing more walking these days. I now have four different widows to walk inside the mall with.
Walking, not stalking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 05:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 05:44 AM (CLXqj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:46 AM (wzUl9)
They put the charging port on the bottom of the mouse?
Yeah, it looks sleek, but that's an impracticable place.
We do all sorts of odd things for sexy looks
Posted by: Accomak at March 30, 2026 05:31 AM (wkU1F)
It means you can't use the mouse while charging it.
That's the biggest complaint.
Other than that, it's a fine mouse to use if you don't mind the ergonomics of it. The touch feature is the best part as it scrolls by sliding up and down, you can double-tap on it to zoom in, and other mutli-finger gestures work as well.
But Apple refuses to change the port placement.
I figured they'd have come out with a version by now that uses a charging mat to charge it while you're using it, but they haven't done that either.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 05:47 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:49 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:52 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 05:54 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 05:57 AM (fNISR)
Sounds like healthy fun.
Enjoy.
To all the lock responses, thank you.
Seems like both quality and customer support has gone completely out the window on so many things.
To be fair, the initial issues from several months ago with the tp-Link Deco X60 mesh wifi have been addressed at a pace and level that absolutely blows me away.
They sent me a Beta version to try that has identified and resolved every issue that I was having with the system. And in a very short amount of time.
I would send an e-mail update in the morning, and usually by evening there would be a response from them. So in that respect, good customer service, and a commitment to resolving the issues.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 05:58 AM (iMotb)
wut
I guess I could go read that.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 05:58 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 06:01 AM (fNISR)
And yet TP-Link has gotten caught up in the ban of all new foreign routers. Pity, they sound like they actually have good customer service! I'm glad they took such good care of you, that's rare these days.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)
Can you bring Ms. Linda along?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026
***
If she were to come along, I'd have to locate a pet sitter. She loves them both, so she'll have no trouble coming over to visit with them and look after their needs. I'll stock up on food and leave some $$ for emergencies.
I've brought up the topic of moving many times over the years, and most especially since I retired and can actually do it. Silence or "I don't know" are the only responses. And I am pretty sure that "Kansas" will get a look as if I'd waved a dead skunk under her nose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 06:03 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2026 06:06 AM (FtzQl)
My MiL mailed us a large envelope from Baltimore to our house in South Carolina over 2.5 weeks ago.
Somehow the USPS equipment scanned the address wrong and in the bar code they put on the envelope, they got the zip code wrong.
After 9 trips to and from the same Post Office in Mississippi my MiL called them and fortunately spoke with the Postmaster there who said "As a matter of fact, I have your envelope in my hand right this moment", and was relabeling it correctly to come to our house in Summerville, with a new tracking number and all.
So Saturday I got the e-mail notice that the envelope had been successfully delivered here in Summerville and placed in a PO Box.
We don't have a PO box.
So...off to the Post Office this morning to see what the heck is going on with this thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:07 AM (iMotb)
Rejoinder: Cornbread.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2026
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At first glance I read that as "Conelrad."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)
I don't know what the recent news means in regards to updating the firmware, etc.
It sucks, I paid like $200 for this set a little over a year ago.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:08 AM (6ydKt)
I saw that.
Oddly enough, the model that I own is manufactured in the US.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:08 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)
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He's a helluva detective.
(obscure reference)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2026 06:08 AM (FtzQl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:09 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)
They aren't for everybody.
If you get hand cramps from your mouse a a lot, you definitely don't want a Magic Mouse because they are tiny and force a crab-claw hold on the mouse..
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:10 AM (6ydKt)
So...off to the Post Office this morning to see what the heck is going on with this thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:07 AM (iMotb)
Good luck.
I dread going to the Post Office here as much as the DMV.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:11 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:10 AM (6ydKt)
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I like my thumb-operated trackball.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2026 06:11 AM (FtzQl)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026
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It was that, a little, and that the mouse did not always scroll the way it should. Possibly the mouse, which is a good twelve years old like the iMac, is fugged up with moisture or dust.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2026 06:13 AM (tljrc)
Here is a Fleet Spacer's song to go with your toast:
https://youtu.be/nskdpeogRPQ?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 06:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)
About 20% of the mail I sent in MAY 2023 was not delivered properly. I got a return as undeliverable to a PO Box. This trend continues.
I use bank transfers to ensure prompt payment, not for any savings.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
I don't know what the recent news means in regards to updating the firmware, etc. "
Should be no problem. The ban only applies to new routers created/released after the ban date. Existing routers are fine apparently, although it's suspicions about security across the line that allegedly is the reason for the ban.
This doesn't make sense though. Either the line of routers (and the company) is or is not a danger, and if so, there would be a much stronger stance like blocking all imports from that company and encouraging mass replacement of that equipment with another manufacturer's.
So what I think is really going on is this is just pressure to relocate manufacturing facilities overseas into the USA.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 06:19 AM (O7YUW)
I dread going to the Post Office here as much as the DMV."
Both the main Post Office and the one over by Lowe's Foods, while crowded give us excellent customer service.
The DMV over in Ladson has been outstanding, although understaffed, and over-used.
And the Dorchester County tax offices over on Fifth st. are amazing to work with.
Of course, these experiences are being compared to the same services in Baltimore, so...YMMV.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:20 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2026 06:21 AM (FtzQl)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:27 AM (Ia/+0)
It'd beat the rush!
Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 06:22 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: That guy what hates Stephen King at March 30, 2026 06:24 AM (skR0U)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 06:24 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)
They come with the scroll direction set to 'Scroll Up to go Down, Scroll Down to go Up' as default. You have to change it in the mouse settings. I hate that on Mac and Windows so I reverse it to the natural direction.
The sensor on the bottom can get covered up with stuff sometimes, but I blow it out then wipe off the lens, and it usually goes back to normal.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:25 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 30, 2026 06:27 AM (hp5hq)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 06:19 AM (O7YUW)
I'm sure that's part of it, and I agree that most of this equipment should be made in North America, from a security standpoint at least.
From what I've read they are worried the routers can be turned into botnets and used for hacking attacks, etc.
The routers still work here, and I have no idea about updating it anyhow, as it does everything without me.
The only thing I ever do is reboot it if the signal goes down.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:28 AM (6ydKt)
I use bank transfers to ensure prompt payment, not for any savings.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026
***
If I have trouble with mailing payments, I'll consider switching. So far so good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:29 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:20 AM (iMotb)
I just don't like lines.
Goose Creek USPS is always a long line.
Moncks Corner DMV, which I had to go to last time because it's right next to Berkeley County offices, is always crowded and it's bigger than that one in Ladson which was standing room only last time I renewed my DL there.
It's a lot quicker than it used to be before they started giving you a number when you arrive.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:32 AM (6ydKt)
"Ace" channel is running Tarzan -- not the 1960s Ron Ely version, but something much more recent with a blond Tarzan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)
It's a lot quicker than it used to be before they started giving you a number when you arrive.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026
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Do you have those quick license/registration offices which can get you in and out in twenty minutes? They cost a few dollars more, but they really do work. Or is that only a Lousy-ana thing?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
I'm fine with that. This should have been done years ago.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 06:36 AM (BpO1e)
I saw an actual freestanding Kiosk in maybe the Nexton Harris-Teeter to do that stuff.
I just remember seeing it and going...'Huh?'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:38 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:40 AM (iMotb)
"But protestors kept yelling, saying that “nobody wants to hear from him” before chanting “this is what democracy looks like.”
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:40 AM (vFG9F)
"But protestors kept yelling, saying that “nobody wants to hear from him” before chanting “this is what democracy looks like.”
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:40 AM (vFG9F)
What a mess.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 06:42 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)
Nah, here they divide the windows up by category.
Licenses get a few windows, Paperwork, Registrations, Titles, get a few windows, and other stuff get their windows.
When you walk in you talk to a 'receptionist' who finds out what you're there for and directs you to any forms you need and then gives you a ticket with a letter at the beginning and a number after, so A034 means Driver's License renewal, 34th person in line, for example.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:44 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 06:44 AM (fNISR)
Feeling old, remembering when Duke was the plucky underdog taking on the Tarheel juggernaut.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 06:44 AM (NcvvS)
I saw an actual freestanding Kiosk in maybe the Nexton Harris-Teeter to do that stuff.
I just remember seeing it and going...'Huh?'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026
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These are offices in strip malls. Apparently they have access to the same data as the DMV, and can get you in and out in much less time, for a few extra dollars (like $10, I think). They take your picture for the renewed license, give you a quick eye test, all that. The state still gets its money.
If you have to do the driving test, written or road, that's still the DMV.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:44 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:44 AM (6ydKt)
34th customer to come in today?
Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 06:45 AM (fNISR)
https://scdmvexpress.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026
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That's the registration only, though. Maybe the other "express" services will be coming.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 06:46 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 06:46 AM (u82oZ)
True, but hey, it's a start.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:48 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Mike Porter at March 30, 2026 06:48 AM (I55Xh)
The Auto Club of Southern California can do anything regarding registration and titles the DMV does. You have to be a member.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 30, 2026 06:49 AM (qFwJc)
Skip the 'Keep Reading' link, and just click on 'Comments' down at the bottom of the thread next to the time.
A known and frustrating issue.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb)
Click on the red "Comments" that you can see on the front page at the bottom of a post (at the same time that you can see the red "Continue reading"); like here:
Continue reading
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Posted by: m at March 30, 2026 06:53 AM (fNISR)
"Tolkien Reading Day 6"
Frodo and Sam have just escaped the Tower of Cirith Ungol.
They must now travel across the Plateau of Gorgoroth and make their way up the slopes of Mt. Doom...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 06:55 AM (ESVrU)
They must now travel across the Plateau of Gorgoroth and make their way up the slopes of Mt. Doom...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026
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It's been a LONG time since I read the original. They leave the Shire not long after Frodo/Bilbo's birthday, Sept. 22, and arrive at Mt. Doom in late March? The main action encompasses about six months?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 07:01 AM (wzUl9)
They spend a couple of months in Rivendell and a month in Lothlorien.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 07:03 AM (NcvvS)
Next week (4/06 & 4/07), I'll be producing an album in Nashville with this guy https://tinyurl.com/4b3rhcpv
It's a short clip, made with a cell phone, live at Lucky Bastard Saloon on Broadway so you know, not the best quality. He's settled on 12 of his originals for the album. It's gonna' be fun
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 30, 2026 07:06 AM (DDJSl)
Whatever was being prepared is about to launch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 07:07 AM (ZPDpH)
Either a beatdown of all 31 Mosaic Defense control sites, or all electrical power to Iran.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 30, 2026 07:13 AM (2Ez/1)
"All hail the king, we all bow in the presence of the king.".
Apparently if you make fun of that you will get sued:
"Lion King' composer sues comedian for $27M over 'Circle of Life' joke"
Now I have never seen that movie or even know what it's about, but how does the Circle of Life square with No Kings? It's all very confusing.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd
What I am hoping is that the judge looks at the Plaintiff's attorney and says something like "You and your client have fifteen seconds to get out of my courtroom before my bailiff beats the hell out of you for wasting my time."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 07:19 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
Amazing that so many targets have been hit, but those haven’t been on the top of the list yet. Most in the west have grossly underestimated the size of the military complex Iran has been building (but I don’t think our military did, hence the 6 week between the massacres and the first strikes)
My guess is that first step will be to seize the small islands in the Straits. I think the talk about Kharg has been misdirection; but we shall see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 07:21 AM (ZPDpH)
They literally can't win without cheating.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 07:22 AM (5hs8R)
Now apply this nationwide.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Bailiff induced beatings for wasting a court's time? I can accept that.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 07:22 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 30, 2026 07:29 AM (2NHgQ)
So the Monster Cables ($100 plus) back in the 90's were a deal?
heh
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:34 AM (XuXeR)
JJS is here
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Noodalator at March 30, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)
So the Monster Cables ($100 plus) back in the 90's were a deal?
heh
Posted by: man
>The only reason to pay more for cables is in their construction and durability. There's not much difference in the way they convey sound, frequency and electrons, unless you bought the cheapest, loosest shit you could find.
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