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Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (Onv6u) 2
Cafe time.
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (YwEeS) 3
I've never seen regret like the look on the face of this lizard.
The early chameleon gets the bug. Just ask Tonypete. Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (VHUov) 4
Dealt with a massive ant infestation today and installed my Starlink up on the ridge of the roof.
Had to be the hottest day of the year and I sweat my nads off up there. This time, the neighborhood supervisory crew were nowhere to be found. Thank goodness. Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (Onv6u) Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (HdYcL) 7
Are the Massie trolls still slurping through here?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (OoFl2) 8
Top photo is very nice.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (6ydKt) 9
Cool costume. Or it would be, if Star Wars weren't for Gay Nerds.
His parents are grooming him to be a furry. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (ExV1e) 10
Nope, not looking at pictures of Portugees. They rate just one notch above Gypsies. Maybe.
Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2) 11
>>>Shaving a cat's belly.
I wonder what the cat did that they chose to punish him in that particular way. Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (8mulE) 12
That's a great b&w photo up top. I love photos that contrast repeating geometric forms alongside mist, shadows and light. And reflection! It's got everything.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (3uBP9) 13
Willowed:
Watched a cool video last night where these two guys went camping in Yellowstone three times, once using 1925 gear, once with 1975 gear and once with modern gear. In the 1925 segment they had a choice of wiping with rocks or leaves. (Both chose rocks. "I never heard of a poison rock.") Anyway, reading about Mike Pence's book made me think of that for some reason. Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:08 PM (gtcuf) 14
Stiehofer Jones won the primary in Brattleboro and is underpised. This baseball seems the Mayerl election Brattleboro foor the FART Tuber purty.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (Ul9Kx) 15
Are the Massie trolls still slurping through here?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (OoFl2) I'd ask management to check the previous thread in a few hours... Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3) 16
Didja know that May is Masturbation Month?
If only Pete were still here to keep us informed of these matters. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3) 20
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0) 21
For a second there, I thought someone videotaped a Moron's schadenboner.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov) The bonerphone is no longer in operation. Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (gKWVE) 22
I wonder if Pence's new book will be featured in the Obama Presidential Library Gift Store?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1) 23
I've got a bad feeling about this. With people like Massie gone there will be no one to keep check on Trump's antics. We might not even make it to 2028.
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (vFG9F) 24
Didja know that May is Masturbation Month?
Posted by: Duncanthrax Halfway across the calendar from No-Nut November? Makes sense. Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (VHUov) 25
I wonder how the ga primary is going. I looked at ddhq but couldn't find anything. I wonder if the guy running it still hates us. I wish we could all get along again, in the immortal words of RK. Lots of things were said though. Water under the bridge. I also like b&w photos of water under bridges. very nice
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (3uBP9) 26
Potential GA shenanigans. Raffensburger not allowing poll watchers. It’s crazy.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (OoFl2) 27
Ghey nurd on there yeah, but the kid is cute
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (Ia/+0) 28
Brattleboroese is a weird language.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (PiwSw) 29
Manta rays remove internal parasites by sticking their intestines up to 12 inches out of their cloaca and squeezing them out, often while defecating.
I'd like to see a bunny try THAT. Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (gtcuf) 30
Cat's belly was funny.
It took me weeks to get the tangles out of Snowflakes' hair. Some scissors were involved but she trusts me, although the horror movies may have given her pause. CNN was just having hissy fits over Massie. Veslshi's going to town on the maps on MS Now. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (Sco7b) 31
I don't know if I was the first to coin it, but I like to think I was an early adopter and spreader of "Ratshitburger."
eat shit, ratman: may you find the comforts of a prison cell you deserve. Maybe you can bunk with your butt-boy Gabe Sterling. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:13 PM (73/SM) 32
"Didja know that May is Masturbation Month?"
Well, I could have been first but I was wrapping my Maypole. Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F) 33
I missed the Massie thread, and I'm ok with that.
If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed. These people just go on. I guess the shame IS part of the kink. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz) 34
Gee Whiz! A helpful poster gives us the Brattleboro election result and catches grief for it. I'm happy The FART Tube Party is coming out on top. For the children of coler.
Posted by: Outside Observer at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (oftw2) 35
with ~23% reporting ratshitburger is not on track to make the runoff in ga.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (3uBP9) 36
Iran's supreme leader's fiery anti-US posts spark warnings of 'jihad,' wider crisis
Leaders of Iran Next dead supreme leader Semi dead supreme leader real fucking dead supreme leader Taco Supreme Leader The Supremes Leader (trans black gal cover band) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur) 37
But he had Trumps endorsement!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (RCjYY) 39
Maybe you can bunk with your butt-boy Gabe Sterling.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice ===== Gabe is also losing and not likely to make the runoff for Ratshitburger's job. Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (E4rtv) 40
Those geese didn't look thankful.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (Cqx++) 41
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed, now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov) 44
Burt Jones is a nats ass ahead of jackson in the ga primary gov race for R. Jackson seems like a GOPe spoiler. I hope my boy burt wins.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (3uBP9) 45
I try never to put on any of the Marxists Propaganda Ministry channels, but would like to see them cry in the morning coffee
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0) 46
Answer from last thread the 340lb tranny was the one who was gutted.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ) 47
Well, I've done my civic dooty. Voted MAGA, and Trump endorsed where there were endorsements. Then i voted for the most MAGAt leaning candidates based on their social media for the rest of the down ballot peeps. Education secretary was downright beligerantly MAGA, she best not be faking the social media. Other two were both rino-squishes supporting the teacher union. Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (QVmho) 48
Anyone hear something about the a war powers resolution vote passing?
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (D7WsJ) 49
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
For decades I thought it as "it's just a sprinkling for the May queen." And the freakin' album had a lyric sheet. We hear what we hear, I guess. Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf) Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (oq9dX) 51
I think Collins will advance to the R senate runoff.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9) 52
On one of the game drives I went on in South Africa we saw a young male elephant tearing a small stand of trees and brush apart. No apparent reason, just hooliganism. It was an impressive display of strength.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (viF8m) 53
Answer from last thread the 340lb tranny was the one who was gutted.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ) I am starting to think troons may have some rather serious mental issues. Just a hunch, mind you. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (0aYVJ) 54
Ain't no May queens gonna clean my hedgerow. You should see what I throw on there.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (vFG9F) 55
What jerkoff came up with Masturbation Month?
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gtcuf) 56
the 340lb tranny was the one who was gutted.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ) I thought they smelled bad from the out-side Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE) 57
33 I missed the Massie thread, and I'm ok with that.
If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed. These people just go on. I guess the shame IS part of the kink. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz) I am convinced they think everyone behaves like this so it’s no big deal. Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (hftzA) 58
Where does an elephant find a game trail?
Anywhere it walks. Posted by: mikeskbsi at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov) Elephant grabs a turtle at the watering hole and throws it frizbee style against a tree about 50 yards away. It explodes into shell and guts. Hyena says WTF Ellie, Why you do that. He bit my trunk about 10 years ago Hyena thats good fn memory Yep Turtle Recall Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (/+uur) 59
1 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (Onv6u) And I suppose I can just go soak my head in a bucket. Thanks. Posted by: Bad person at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (TbWk/) 60
Massie will get a gig on MSNOW. And then sexually harass someone and get let go
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gu0hJ) 61
And the freakin' album had a lyric sheet. We hear what we hear, I guess.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf) Like a twister i was born to walk alone. Posted by: Whitesnoke at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s) 62
So the boy girl shooting at the Mohammedan real quiet on the news.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:21 PM (/+uur) 63
I try never to put on any of the Marxists Propaganda Ministry channels, but would like to see them cry in the morning coffee
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM I'm in Canada so it's not like it helps them. CNN was pretty freaked. MS Now is talking about Trump's tightening grip 'on a shrinking Republican Party. Wait, it's Masturbation month and Elizabeth Warren is currently on MS Now. I'm doing dishes though.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b) 64
Ossoff is such a but boy. Like ga's Talarico. between him and the damned warlock. smh... The r's happily threw that race in ga and are itching to do it again but hopefully Trump will kick their buts into gear. wishful thinking.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (3uBP9) 65
These people just go on. I guess the shame IS part of the kink.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz) 'Pinecone'. At least call it 'Ponderosa' and say you were a fan of Bonanza growing up. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s) 66
If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed. __________ 100 years ago, Emily Post said never to write anything you're not willing to see in the newspapers tomorrow. Still makes sense today. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (HdYcL) 67
Are the Massie trolls still slurping through here?
Posted by: Piper By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is not true! Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (l26NL) 68
Woman dies after plunging into open manhole on famed luxury shopping strip
She stepped over the banana peel Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (/+uur) 69
Massie, a refresher.
"It’s hard to overstate how big of a thorn in Trump’s side Massie has been – and how great of a victory Gallrein’s win is for the president. Massie has opposed Trump on every significant initiative he has proposed. He voted against bills to keep Trump’s government funded and opened. He voted against the Big, Beautiful Bill, the historic package containing the bulk of Trump’s campaign platform. He partnered with radical Democrat Ro Khanna from California to force through a bill ostensibly to release what is known as the Epstein files, but which instead caused trouble for Trump – who is not credibly accused of any wrongdoing and has been revealed to have been one of the first prominent celebrities to sound the alarm on Epstein, even banning him from Mar-A-Lago – and halted his agenda, while resulting in no additional perpetrators being brought to justice. Put simply, no Democrat has been as effective as stopping Trump’s agenda as Thomas Massie has been. And now, after Trump went all-in to take him out, his political career is over." Hope Massie's dick falls off for all his troubles. Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (GD0B3) 70
I thought they smelled bad from the out-side
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE) Nice. But Taun-Tauns are useful. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur) 72
And the freakin' album had a lyric sheet. We hear what we hear, I guess.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf) Like a twister i was born to walk alone. Posted by: Whitesnoke at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s) "we gone tear that light up" Literally how I heard an old Steve Miller song. I was a kid. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (0aYVJ) 73
Woman dies after plunging into open manhole on famed luxury shopping strip __________ The old joke is: tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall down a manhole and die. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (HdYcL) Goodbye Massie: Decision Desk Projects Ed Gallrein will be the Republican Nominee for KY-4
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