1 Prima Moronus

2 Called em

3 This first xxxx such and such is gett8ng old and tired.

When's Disney's first Canadian aboriginal princess.

Asian stuff is so refreshing in it's lack of diversity.

4 Salamanca? The Indian reservation?

I used to buy smokes there.

5 Crime rates are on the decline in U.S. cities with the national homicide rate falling by 18%, inching closer to a historic low, the Council on Criminal Justice said Thursday.

You get more of what you subsidize.

6 Millions deported even as crime rates fall!

7 I don't believe the crime rate reporting from the blue cities.

8 But, John Nolte says, national polling puts Kamala Harris out front

How many pollsters did Kumala have to drop down on her knees for to get these results?

9 I ain't never heard of an Indian king or queen or prince.

Ain't no Baron of Waxawitcheewoowoo, or Duke of Manawhatsafuckit.

The hell they got princesses for?

10
According to Pew Research Center's analysis of the 2024 election, Black voters supported:

Hillary Clinton (2016): about 94% Democratic / 6% Republican
Joe Biden (2020): about 92% Democratic / 8% Republican
Kamala Harris (2024): about 83% Democratic / 15% Republican

11 The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.

12 The Daily Wire reports that the Salamanca City Central School District purchased the lifelike robot, featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions, for less than the median annual salary for a New York teacher.
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She better pay her fvcking dues.

13 The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uDSNN)

Sex scandal.

First week.

Mark it.

14 Do you know who else used a white font?

15 Whoa. NBC actually said that someone screamed actually screamed 'Alahu Ackbar' then stabbed 2 people in the chest.

I've never seen that before.

Oh, mental health may have been a factor......
Sure....

16 I do love Bob Seger

17
...Kamala Harris is near the bottom.

Anterior of the bottom actually.

Just below the navel.

And moving up and down rapidly.

18 Humanoid Sally (Teacher by day)

Mustang Sally (Stripper by night)

Lay down Sally (Stripper job doesn't work out, so has to get down and dirty)

-----------------------------------------

19 The real amazing thing is a kindergarten teacher with a mobile upper body and facial expressions.

Will wonders never cease?

20 The Daily Wire reports that the Salamanca City Central School District purchased the lifelike robot,
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{{ding}}

21 And the new fembots aren't as good as hoped, but they could be worse.

22 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


and kung-fu grip.

23 Hillary Clinton (2016): about 94% Democratic / 6% Republican
Joe Biden (2020): about 92% Democratic / 8% Republican
Kamala Harris (2024): about 83% Democratic / 15% Republican
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (vE0+H)

Those republicans ain't never been republican though it brings me back to Gunny , R Lee Ermey admitting he voted for Obama the first time. Lost a lot of respect for him and wish he would have kept that to himself.

24 So, normally my wife cuts my few remaining hairs on the back porch to save money by not going to a hair cutting/barber place.

With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$ My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner.

So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?

25 22 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


and kung-fu grip.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D)

above or below?
asking for a friend...

26 I bet crime rates fell because the Marxists are not reporting them, people might not be reporting because the Marxists couldn't give a rat's ass what their street thugs are doing to you.

27 Just do not google it. Always a result worse than you thought.

28 My not voting for Kamala has nothing to do with race. It has to do with the fact she’s dumber than tree bark and less capable than a paraplegic broadway dancer.

29 What does the Teacher's Union have to say about robotic teachers who cost less than their Flourescent Haired army?

30 AOC 22%
Bootyjudge 21%
Mark Kelly 9%
Newsom 8%
Bernie 6%
Kumala 5%

It would be entertaining to watch their internal demons fight among each other for dominance on a public stage.

For a grand finale, have Associazione Internazionale degli Esorcisti show up and perform exorcisms.

31 So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

I mean definitely do it on the porch, if that's what you're asking.

32 I suppose the Boston Dynamics MMA robots will be deployed to inner city schools.

33 I have to wonder how much of the reduction in violent crime is driven lack of reports from places

34 I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.

35 Hell, i almost voted for Obama the first time out of pure spite.

36 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


and kung-fu grip.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D)

*nurse at the ER, on the intercom*

"We have robot hand grasping a man's penis..."

H/T Big Bang Theory

37 My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner.

So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream

I am reminded of the "Time-Life Home Surgery" Far Side cartoon

38 This is the official statement from the NY Teacher's Union....I'm not making this up..


NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”

39 How long before kids start looking up robot teachers dress and giving her boobs a tweak.

I give it two days.

40 13 The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uDSNN)

Sex scandal.

First week.

Mark it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ot/FD)

With a mouth like that, she's askin' for it, Buck! beedeebeedeebeedee

41 The Greeter2000 is on the wrong side of the uncanny valley.

42 The robot named Sally will start teaching children this autumn at a school in New York State.

After seeing the video, I foresee a large uptick in students seeking psychological counseling for the trauma caused by dealing with that thing. Far better to forego trying to make it 'human' and just have it be a robot.

43 NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:40 PM (dIske)

Should have made the thing look black.

44 34 I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (KC5Lt)
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Yes, with 1940's movie checker cab type guys.

"Where to, Mac?"

45
NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”

Grooming children for sex with adults should be left to the professionals within the teacher's union.

46 @trump_repost
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...
Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

47 What does the Teacher's Union have to say about robotic teachers who cost less than their Flourescent Haired army?

Kinda tough to go on strike, isn't it?

48 I doubt I would have reacted well to a robot teacher. When I was a kid I hated store mannequins. I still don't like them, always feels like someone is sneaking up on me.

Having one with "facial expressions" would have scared the crap out of me.

49 Alicia !!! 500 quatloos if you get it.

50 I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.

Will that qualify the car to be in the 2+ passengers rule to use the HOV lanes?

51 NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”
Posted by: Orson

"We prefer that our student be molested by flesh-and-blood human teachers."

52 Person is just a hilarious surname.

53 Boy student: You have a purty mouth.

54 I know, i know, it's probably some variant of Parson or something, but come on


Steve Mammal.

Mary Human.

Who you trying to fool, skinwalker?

55 Tell me Sophie Cunningham is married to a biological male and has kids who know their own sex. Lie to me if you have to.

56 Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I bet it used to be "Mann" but she changed it because it was sexist.

57 Robot Sally looks like one of those sex dolls....

58 So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

I mean definitely do it on the porch, if that's what you're asking.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
________

And you'll still have to do the prep drink, unless she's got some ideas on how to clean you out first. But not sure I'd want to hear those.

59 Funny thing is that it so easy to get AI off track, the kids are going to have a ball.

60 And you'll still have to do the prep drink, unless she's got some ideas on how to clean you out first. But not sure I'd want to hear those.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (XvL8K)

"Better out than in"

61 Surely the company had a "naughty librarian" model on the shelf. That would be more appropriate.

62 I bet it used to be "Mann" but she changed it because it was sexist.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (vJrRc)

I larfed

63 Eromero, continued prayers for Mrs.E and you.

64 This is what Democratic Party voters live, breathe, and fight about, because the only way to overcome racism is to think about race every second of the day, and have nightmares about microaggressions at night.
----
Being a Democrat has to be a miserable experience. There's no room for joy or happiness or even contentment.

It's nonstop envy and rage day in, day out, 24/7/365.

No wonder they snap under pressure.

65 So you would then be telling black voters that you matter less than brown voters. And I refuse to believe that our party wants to send any type of message like that

How about you just STFU about race? Tribalism is Evil in a multi-ethnic society. There is no way around this.

If you want to start a race war, this is how you do it. If there must be bloodshed, let’s get it over with, M’k?

66 The teachers union is also pissed that the robot doesn't have blue or green hair , and tats

67 It will be HILARIOUS if students learn more about readin', writin', and 'rithmetic from Sally than they ever did from their human teachers.

68 Tell me Sophie Cunningham is married to a biological male and has kids who know their own sex. Lie to me if you have to.

I heard she is looking for a solid Christian man (who is taller than her) who will be a great spiritual leader.. I don't know how many of the 6's she is demanding but we know one of them is height.

69 Robot teacher is creeeppppyyyy
Just put a robot face, not that doll face please

70 Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

https://x.com/LifeNewsHQ/status/2080387493350838732?s=20

71 I don't believe crime is down.
I believe the reporting of crime is down. I believe the enforcement of crime is down. I believe the rate of convictions for crimes are down. I believe the rate of incarcerations for crimes are down.
Furthermore, I believe that the very worst crimes, crimes against humanity (like C19), are UP. And absolutely no one is doing the first thing about them.
Why? Because TPTB want to report that crimes is down.

72 The New York Teacher's Union casting couch for people who want to work will be a mixed blessing.

A very mixed blessing.

73 Lay down, Sally.

74 It will be HILARIOUS if students learn more about readin', writin', and 'rithmetic from Sally than they ever did from their human teachers.

Prepare to be amused. Just look at the latest scholastic aptitude tests—pretty low bar.

75 The closest I can come to the 80s mystery click is I heard All She Want's To Do Is Dance on the way home. Different singer, different song. But I kind of associate the two a lot.

76 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions

Delivered to the school by Johnnie Cab.

77 Whenever I see AOC, I have to remind myself that we’re not talking about, Architect of The Capital, I’m going to be in DC a lot over the next year.

So that’s going to be something.

78 Prepare to be amused. Just look at the latest scholastic aptitude tests—pretty low bar.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:50 PM (U4c/V)
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Exactly. When students' performance scores jump through the roof because Sally can teach them better than a human teacher, the NEA will go ballistic. More so than usual.

79 Feral school kids would have that robot stripped and the components sold off in 15 minutes.

80 I still don't like them, always feels like someone is sneaking up on me.
——-

There was a really good Suspense! radio episode or one of those that revolved around mannequins. A gal finds a diary in a coat she bought at a department store. Turns out she falls asleep in the store, and the mannequins come alive at night. It was written and done right, so kinda scary.

Andy Griffith where Barney dresses up as a Hunter mannequin trying to nab a shoplifter is one of the better scenes in the series, classic Barney.

81 The hell they got princesses for?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:32 PM (Ot/FD)

There is a little Pocahontas in every one of us

82 69 Robot teacher is creeeppppyyyy
Just put a robot face, not that doll face please

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
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Yes. However, with the proper programming it may be far superior to what we have today.

83 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
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This could be the Kamala 2028 campaign slogan

84 Jeebus. "Sally" talks like Johnny Cab

85 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys.
They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP

86 >>So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?

Have you considered a live stream?

87 That lady complaining about Nevada going before SC might as well be saying " you'll kill poor Jim Clyburn,you racists"

88 Haven't heard Sophie is married or has kids, maybe just don't know

89 USA Today: Don't sleep on AOC's 2028 chances | Opinion
Democrats are in the midst of a partisan reckoning, and nobody should be happier than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The environment is shaping up for her to have a legitimate shot at the 2028 nomination.

"AOC's 2028 chances" Bro I'm still not even sure about America's 2026 chances

2028 is going to be a reality check for the progressive wing of the Democratic Party. Either they're as large and influential as they claim, or they aren't. If they aren't, I hope we don't get another round of "corporate Dems rigged it." Maybe the simpler explanation is that there are still a whole lot of centrists in the Democratic Party.

We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.

It's not only white men. Latino and Muslim moves massively towards Trump in part because the alternative was a black woman.

90 It would be better to go neal stephenson and gamily learning - students need to learn to use skills to earn prozes.

91 We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.

It's not only white men. Latino and Muslim moves massively towards Trump in part because the alternative was a black woman.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Xy2sd)



Sigh....

92 >>>32/35 students failed this professor's midterm using AI because he secretly hid some white font in his text. pic.twitter.com/yjcsVND4aT

WTF is there piano music playing in the background of that clip? And especially WTF is it playing louder than the guy who is talking?

Retards are taking over the world.

93 I bet she has fake silicone breasts. She should have stayed natural.

94 Sophie is very pretty and ballsy, she should be a trophy wife not fighting for her life against lesbian thugs.

95 85 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys.
They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP
Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (U4c/V)
'Good morning, class. My name is Cherry.'

96 BTILC is pretty darned good non porky's Kim Cattrall. But she was a decently cute mannequin a year later too.

97 Robot teacher arrested for having sex with 14 yr old student. Other students heard beep , beep beep coming from the book closet

98 AI virtual teacher?

That’s awesome! Especially for math and science.

No strikes
No calling out sick
No benefits
No raping of students


Win win win for the kiddos!

99 The last video, with the ICE protesters singing "Hit the Road, Jack", very badly, made me ask two questions:

1) Where's Bruce Springsteen? He should help butcher the music by screeching badly.

2) When do Sting and The Police stop here to arrest these people for horrible singing?

100 ICE arrested five criminal illegal aliens this week that DHS labels the “Worst of the Worst.” Their convictions include second-degree murder, sexual exploitation of a minor, aggravated sexual battery of a child under 13, involuntary manslaughter, and possession with intent to distribute methamphetamine.

They now join more than 36,000 others already tracked in the department’s WoW database

101 >>We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.



STAHP!

I can only get so hard!!

102 Hot for creature.

103 Smell the Glove that would be a good Sci-fi story

104 It would be better to go neal stephenson and gamily learning - students need to learn to use skills to earn prozes.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 06:56 PM (Wx316)
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I'm waiting for Elon to develop his own version of "A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer" for the masses.

105 "AOC, Bootyjudge lead race for Democrat nominee for president; Kamala Harris is near the bottom"

I figured Bootygig would be near the bottom. Is this a race for the bottom?

106 >>>Humanoid Sally will replace a human teacher at an American school

She's got pipe-fitter lips.
--Big Pussy Bonpensiero

107 Sally is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until you are dead.

108 Kind of odd that these people took time out of their short time on earth to go sing badly at an ICE facility.

109 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys.
They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP
Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (U4c/V)
'Good morning, class. My name is Cherry.'
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (LHPAg)

***

Day three the kids come to class.
The door slams shut.
Teacher comes out in black leather holding a whip.
"Johnny, you were a very bad boy in detention."

110 I am thankful that lonely ugly women of all generations can come together to unite and hate ICE. Apparently Code Pink is no more or not as popular with puthy hats these days. If a barbarian invaded with a machete they'd have a split second of feeling wanted for once in their pathetic lives. One hag had to read the words. Pitiful. I know they smell like catshit (no offense to Morons and 'ettes here who change kitty litter as I once had outdoor cats who caught rabbits on the farm to bring us). Where are Jane Fonda or Hag Clinton in all of this? They'd fit in perfectly.

This distracted me, bigly...

The professor (and right on, man!) who failed 32 of 35 students...I recognized his accent. Looked him up and he's from MS. I recognize my people. My mother and brothers have black friends who agree against the George Floyds.

Their part of the county has a facebook page alerting farms to bad people. Not many bad people bother them. Bro once had a white meth head neck tattoo guy walk by to use the phone, & house is hidden with trees down a long driveway. Told to leave & called neighbors and sheriff. Two black deputies arrived and said next time to shoot him and make their lives easier.

111 Do you know who else used a white font?
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H)

I used to put the Lorem Ipsum in size 2 white font as the automatic header of my work email.
We were required to keep all client data hidden unless it was going to specific people who could see it, and I noticed that some of my cow orkers would put the name and other identifying information on line one, so that it would show in the email queueueu

I stopped doing it when it started to be a problem because a cow orker couldn't figure out how I was doing it and suspected I was "hacking" the system somehow

112 I've been telling you Booty was "next up" behind Kamala for a long time. He's a creep but they do love their next up and their nominees are selected not elected. You can't completely discount him - they are so weird.

113 AI virtual teacher?

That’s awesome! Especially for math and science.

No strikes
No calling out sick
No benefits
No raping of students


Win win win for the kiddos!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 07:00 PM (tHKLd)

***

Home schooling has entered the chat.

114 1 million illegals gone in 2 years.
Crime falls 20%.

Now do 5 million more.

115 Your party waited for a popular juggernaut whose time had come to throw some political virgins into the volcano and say "see? We totally want a woman president!"

And then ran a geriatric corn cob with kernel abortion when they decided to actually go Full Steal.

Pull the other one.

116 The more working, the less criming?

117 Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD)

Why do you say that?

118 >>added in their report that there is not a single explanation for the current crime trends.


Think, think, think. . . what has changed in the past year?

Gosh, couldn't be that Trump's ICE is staking out places where criminal illegal meet (e.g., secret Denver area bars where TdA hangout) and doing mass arrests and deportations, right?

Nah. Must be global warming!

119 Well maybe CNN can't air Trump's address, but I certainly can. It's 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

120 Whoa. NBC actually said that someone screamed actually screamed 'Alahu Ackbar' then stabbed 2 people in the chest.

I've never seen that before.

Oh, mental health may have been a factor......
Sure....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh.

We may never know the motive.

121 H town is just 100 to 200 multi crime criminals out on PR Bond #3 (I kid you not) and they have at least 5 total bond violations.

Todays was the bitch with 3 PR Bonds let off for often terminating probation "unsatisfactorily,".

There is no legal term.
There is no Texas law.
There is no juris prudence.

Fuck you judges.

122 The robot teachers should look more like the WW11 veterans I had for teachers as a yout. Big scary men who took no shit. Scare those little kids into knowlege.

123 Elon Musk smacks down The Economist bitch but still not enough. He's too nice. We're all too nice.

124 79 Feral school kids would have that robot stripped and the components sold off in 15 minutes.
Posted by: Ben Had

👍 Copper harvesting. They learn at *whoever's* knee.

125 Crime over night here: 86 arrests. 70 black. 10 Hispanic, Asian, Indian, etc. 6 white whites. They say our crime is down too. Looks normal.

126 Home schooling has entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB)

You think the Missus will let me buy one of those to do home schooling?

She might get suspicious, though.

We don't have kids.

127 I used to buy smokes there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:30 PM
———
So did I.

128 Is this crime data comprised of the "new" metrics of today, or was it drawn from data that hasn't been fucked with 6 way from Sunday?

If it the kind of data that says hispanics and asians are "white" then it's suspect as hell.

129
1. The democrats are now so stupid they to piss in the big tent, not out.

2. Ace is now just trolling morons with the retarded WNMA shit.

130 I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Sophie Cunningham.

131 117 Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD)

Why do you say that?

Posted by: Una Persson, time traveler extraordinaire at July 23, 2026 07:09 PM (rbvCR)

The surname Null gives (or used to give) computers real problems...

132 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?

133 130 I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Sophie Cunningham.

Posted by: I would climb that lofty peak at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (TbWk/)

6' 1"...
She'd tower over me...

134 Hello, all. I can't share this on regular social media, but I feel like I am bursting to tell someone. So you have to suffer through it, I guess. I apologize in advance. I've been out of the sports broadcasting industry for over 5 years. COVID killed our business model of traveling everywhere to cover every sport, streaming Live, with all the bells and whistles. Small company, we died.
On Sunday, an ex-boss called me out of the blue. We talked. He offered me an opportunity to come back on a much bigger platform starting next month. I'll be National on radio (He's thinking mid-Majors to start) for 13 NCAA football games, with Men's and Women's BB also on the table for the winter.
I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.

135 The surname Null gives (or used to give) computers real problems...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK)
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Yep. I've encountered that problem.

136 It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.

Posted by: Lincolntf
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Congrats.

137 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Mazel tov

138 132 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?

Posted by: Vasco de Gamasutra at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qXqZm)

Inner City version needs to do roll call...A-A-Ron! Je-Quellin!

139
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (rbvCR)

Well I meant Herr Trump but I guess the judges would accept you too!

140 Congrats Lincolntf. Good luck

141 That AI thing the professor did was cool. Kudos sir.

142 >>> Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Congratulations!

143 Lincolntf, congratulations.

144 132 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?
Posted by: Vasco de Gamasutra at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qXqZm)

I wanna know who decided to give Sally pouty pouty lips that all the teen boys will be drooling over. Should have made her a gray haired granny with a mean look.

145 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Woot

146 It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Congrats, man!

147 A bunch of dumpy, frumpy performative AWFLs singing a stupid song off-key should be considered domestic terrorism.

148 I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Nice to hear / read some good news ...

Go get 'em tiger!

149 I would go for my female gym teacheras a AI aide

150 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?

Depends if she's made by Boston Dynamics.

151 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Very cool! Kick ass, take names, brother.

152 Sometime in the middle of last century H town was a high trust town.

153 I wanna know who decided to give Sally pouty pouty lips that all the teen boys will be drooling over. Should have made her a gray haired granny with a mean look.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (edUvp)
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No one ever makes sex bots that look like Trigglypuff.....

154 I figured Bootygig would be near the bottom. Is this a race for the bottom?
Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi)

In Bootygig's place, it's a race BY the bottom.

155 Great news Lincolntf! Go get em!

156 I wonder how badly Kamala screamed at her speech writers for failing to make what can be, unburdened by what has been be the new Hope and Change/yes we can.

157 It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.

Posted by: Lincolntf

All the lists I'm on are black. Good on you, mate.

158 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.

159 I've been telling you Booty was "next up" behind Kamala for a long time. He's a creep but they do love their next up and their nominees are selected not elected. You can't completely discount him - they are so weird.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)

Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican.

160 Just imagine if that robot teacher went ape shit and broke containment and that's how the world ends.

That would just be embarrassing.

We'd have to just make up something to tell our children over our rat on a stick dinner over an open garbage fire.

"Uh, yeah.... government... uh... Army robots. That's what happened. Definitely. "

161 She'd tower over me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK)

Not if you play your cards right...

162 >>I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.


That is excellent news!
Congratulation

163 Kammy. Booty Judge. AOC. Greasy Gavin. Depressing. Nobody up there is going to push back when the orange man is gone.

164 Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

Wait, that's what Pete calls my penis!

165 Hello, all. I can't share this on regular social media, but I feel like I am bursting to tell someone. So you have to suffer through it, I guess. I apologize in advance. I've been out of the sports broadcasting industry for over 5 years. COVID killed our business model of traveling everywhere to cover every sport, streaming Live, with all the bells and whistles. Small company, we died.
On Sunday, an ex-boss called me out of the blue. We talked. He offered me an opportunity to come back on a much bigger platform starting next month. I'll be National on radio (He's thinking mid-Majors to start) for 13 NCAA football games, with Men's and Women's BB also on the table for the winter.
I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)


CAN HE GO ALL THE WAY ?!

166 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9)
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"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."

167 We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.

STAHP!

I can only get so hard!!
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling

I actually responded that I could think of two worse candidates. We'll see if there's any coping and seething. Not DU, just the general r/politics, so I might not get banned lol.

168 Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

They have abandoned gays and the rest entirely to the Muslims so I don't really see it. But these people are impossible to truly predict and I do see them going with a safe white guy unless the general is rigged.

At the moment it looks like the skids are being greased good style for AOC.

169 Does Sally the Android have big cans ?

170 I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)


Very cool and congrats. Go make it happen!!!

171 Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a woman president.
——

They are just so insistent that Mrs. Clinton was the most qualified individual ever to run.

She was married to a President. How is that a qualification? Facts by assertion. “Because we said so”. Fuck you. I’m so very tired of the gaslighting

“You won’t vote for me because I’m a woman”

Maybe nobody wants to vote for you because you are a terrible campaigner. Bill was widely regarded as an expert politician. Nobody ever said that about mrs Clinton.

172 Heh. Let's play 'Stump the teacher'

Sally are you a woman?

173 166 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9)
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"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (FZ29D)

Ooh! Do a Fred Willard when you're announcing!

174 "Does Sally the Android have big cans ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway"

She's got two humps.

175 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9)


That was a very well executed play. Almost like a run of puns by Da Horde!

176 Why does the front sidebar make me think ChristyBlinky buried a body in her back yard?

177 Kinda tough to go on strike, isn't it?
Posted by: t-bird

We demand 40 watts power and four recharging breaks a day!

178 @CENTCOM
14m
U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFiD5nLf8YU

179 She was married to a President. How is that a qualification? Facts by assertion. “Because we said so”. Fuck you. I’m so very tired of the gaslighting

To be fair, she was a senator and secretary of state...jobs she only got because she was former first lady, but still...

180 "Let's play 'Stump the teacher'

Sally are you a woman?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Tell her that you always lie.

181 176 Why does the front sidebar make me think ChristyBlinky buried a body in her back yard?

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike
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It's under the eldest son's first car.

182 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*

183 My most "famous" call was when I was covering a High School Championship game in NC, and I was doing Color. Edirice "BAM" Adebayo crushed a dunk over the opposing team's star player (son of Richard Childress, for basketball fans) and I announced, "Bam goes in with no regard for humanity!" A line I must have stolen from a movie I'd seen when I was a kid. People thought it was good, I got a lot of positive notes.

184 Crime rates are on the decline in U.S. cities



Only because they quit logging them.

185 174 "Does Sally the Android have big cans ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway"

She's got two humps.

Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

You want Cherry 2000
You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000...

186 Asian stuff is so refreshing in it's lack of diversity.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Sco7b)

Check out how Dragonball handles diversity!

187 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere



Contact their pimp.

188 Cherry 2000 takes place in the futuristic year of 2017...

189 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.

190 My most "famous" call was when I was covering a High School Championship game in NC, and I was doing Color. Edirice "BAM" Adebayo crushed a dunk over the opposing team's star player (son of Richard Childress, for basketball fans) and I announced, "Bam goes in with no regard for humanity!" A line I must have stolen from a movie I'd seen when I was a kid. People thought it was good, I got a lot of positive notes.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vV6n9)

Few years back Elli De La Cruz hit a looong home run against the Dodgers and the Reds' announcer cried "THAT BALL HAD A FAMILY!!!"

191 Hatari sounds like congratulations are in order, hope it works for you

192 Say what you like about Kamala!, but she's stopped by here a couple of times and left congratulatory comments for The Horde.

Have any of the other Democrat Presidential front-runners?

193 my theory is Bandon Gill studied Pat Paulson as part of his questioning delivery...the dude abides

194 Around here it's traditional/or accepted that the spouse will finish, usually her, deceased husband's term.

195 182 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

Cheaper than marriage at any price.

196 192 Say what you like about Kamala!, but she's stopped by here a couple of times and left congratulatory comments for The Horde.

Have any of the other Democrat Presidential front-runners?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

So she was sucking up?

197 188 Cherry 2000 takes place in the futuristic year of 2017...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK)

For a quirky little movie, that had some really fun parts. I liked in the beginning when he's trying to pick up some girl at a bar and get her to go home with him for the night, and instantly the house lawyer pops up with a multi page contract that must be witnessed and signed in triplicate detailing everything that will or may happen after they leave the establishment.

198 The Democrat nominee lineup is like a rogues' gallery of retards.

If you want to know where the low IQ voters are, look no further than the Democrat party.

199 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH)

I honestly don't think she cares to.

200 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Congratulations and good luck, Lincolntf! Hope it works out for you.

201 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH)

Not just Benghazi.

202 You want Cherry 2000
You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK)

Like a robotic beanbag chair stuffed with gelatin.

203 And remember Stephens was The Hag's "friend".

204 My most "famous" call
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Lincolntf - Now I'm wondering what you might have done with Charlie Choo-Choo Justice.

205 I remember on youtube the Boom Goes the Dynamite guy.

206 "Kamala Harris is near the bottom."

Maybe if she got off her knees...

207 201 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH)

Not just Benghazi.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
-------


Coming around that the Borgia's got nothing on the Clinton's.

208 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.

209 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vV6n9)

Ha! That is good

210 202 You want Cherry 2000
You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK)

Like a robotic beanbag chair stuffed with gelatin.

Posted by: You will be assimilated at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/)

Except it's always angry...

211 Thank you for all the encouragement, now I get to tell all my in real life people who hopefully won't blab online about it and piss off the hiring Company. If you listen to college sports on the radio, you know which company I'm talking about.

212 208 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0aYVJ)

I only had 26 years with mine...wasn't enough.

213 So she was sucking up?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM

IIRC, she did at the very start to Ace and the CoBs, but after that, they were erudite testimonies to her love of word salads.

214 "One might speculate that whites are looking at Kamala Harris' actual performance, while blacks and black women especially are looking at the Racial Injustice of not nominating a black woman."

Competence is white supremecy!

215 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

Like, forcing all this emotional labor on me just like gives me the total ick. Like, be a man! Man up! Men are supposed to provide for and support women! We just have to like show up!

216 I only had 26 years with mine...wasn't enough.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK)

*awkward bro-hug* Dude

217 One of the victims of the Clinton (al-legedly) Crime family, supposedly shot himself to suicide five (5) times.

With a bolt action rifle. Seriously, I’m not making this up.

218

I said what I said and I meant what I meant.
A man's not a woman. One hundred percent.


Madagascar

219 I think the designers of Sally borrowed those lips from another design, IYKWIM.

220 206 "Kamala Harris is near the bottom."

Maybe if she got off her knees...
Posted by: tankdemon

She does rimjobs too?

221
“You won’t vote for me because I’m a woman”

Nope. I won't vote for you because you're gawd damned commie, super tits.

222 This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0aYVJ)

Congratulations.

223 “Racial Injustice” when capitalized is super-duper bad, isn’t it?

224 This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon



Yes you did. Congratulations!

225 I said what I said and I meant what I meant.
A man's not a woman. One hundred percent.


Madagascar
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to I like to move it!

226
This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Well met, sir. Smash & I will celebrate rate 43 this October. She is absolutely the best thing that ever happened to me.

227 - jim (in Kalifornia)

I agree, it will be five years since my wife died, come early September.

228 @221, There is the Bif I know and love !

229 Congratulations, Pug Mahon! We're working on our 26th year.

230 What difference, at this point, does it make?

231 The Borgias, at least, sponsored some extremely beautiful and meaningful art.

232 Got back from watch the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.

I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships.

It was impressive moving down the tracks.

233
There is the Bif I know and love !
Posted by: Ben Had

Ben Had! {{{HUGS!!!}}}

234 24 With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$ My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner.

So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

I couldn't possibly imagine anything going wrong.

https://tinyurl.com/4fzpbuzb

The way I originally heard this linked story, the liposuction itself went fine, it was the anesthesia overdose that was the problem, so your plan to have her bonk you on the noggin is probably the safer course of action.

235 jim (in Kalifornia) &NemoMeImpuneLacessit

19 years married to my late wife. 1.25 years since she died.

Still was the best thing I ever did.

236 227 - jim (in Kalifornia)

I agree, it will be five years since my wife died, come early September.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (kd1a0)

2 1/2 years tomorrow...

237 Yes. I even mentioned in my eulogy that helping her and her brother move was the best decision I ever made in my life.

238 {{{Ben Had}}}

♫♫ Good evening!♩ ♪

🥃

Only one. Not the weekend yet.

239 With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM

You should get it done by the professional. To help defray the cost, ask them if they could find and retrieve your urologist's class ring, which you could then sell, or ask for a return fee credit.

240

241 I did not have the UK Met Office declaring that the recent European heat wave was due to "cleaner air" due to pollution controls on my Bingo card for 2026.

242 NaCly dearest, the joys of self employment is there are no weekends.

243 Got back from watch the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.

I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships.

It was impressive moving down the tracks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Lucky you.

244 Ben Had

In that case, here is another. 🥃

Oh wait. Work 7 days a week, and deeper in debt?

245 🥃

Only one. Not the weekend yet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Oops.

246 There will never be another like her, this side of the veil. But time marches on, and so do we.

247 With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM

You should get it done by the professional. To help defray the cost, ask them if they could find and retrieve your urologist's class ring, which you could then sell, or ask for a return fee credit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Get video. Call yourself a female.
Sell copies on Onlyfans.

248 32 I suppose the Boston Dynamics MMA robots will be deployed to inner city schools.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (kpS4V)

Now I want to see MMA Robots featured in an "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" music video.

249 Duncanthrax

Colon = gastroenterologist or proctologist.

Urethra = urologist

Colon =/= urethra.

250 94 Sophie is very pretty and ballsy, she should be a trophy wife not fighting for her life against lesbian thugs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (tfDmq)

From what i've seen of her, she likes fighting those stupid trogled*kes. She seems to go after the ones that foul Clark. Good on her; Clark's coach as far as I can tell is almost as useless as the ref's in that f**king league.

251 I'm rolling in to the big 2nd anniversary.

It's that paper or aluminum?

Parchment maybe?

252 249 Duncanthrax

Colon = gastroenterologist or proctologist.

Urethra = urologist

Colon =/= urethra.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

Unless you're a bird, so your cloaca is the expressway for composite poop/pee and sex...

253 Nelly

A derringer in a caliber starting with 4 is the American way to say "Don't foul me."

254 jim (in Kalifornia)

Dejah Thoris, beautiful egg-layer, has entered the chat.

255 NOOD cafe...

256 Since the WNBA has been mentioned, can you beleive thst Aussie coach was suspended for using the phrase "protected species."

You absolutely have to be looking for an excuse to cry "racism" to even pretend there is a racial connotation to that phrase.

257 Duncanthrax

Colon = gastroenterologist or proctologist.

Urethra = urologist

Colon =/= urethra.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM

I had no idea SWO urologists never digitally checked a prostate. * thinking * Does this imply a lack of prostates? Moving to 2nd-order thinking, does this explain the well-known preference demonstrated at every O-Club in the world by nubile females for Naval Aviators and Submariners?

You've given me something to ponder.

258 Duncanthrax

You are right. I had forgotten all the prostate exams (way many more than warranted) while I was in the Service. Plum forgot.

259 I find it hard to believe that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ), aka Dollar Store Lex Luthor is even considered for anything other than parts playing cheap low budget villain roles.

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Amazing: Female USA "Sports" Columnist and Woke Karen Argues That Caitlin Clark Should Accept Being Fouled by Black Lesbians Because If She Complains She's Putting Black LGBTs in Danger

This nasty Karen claims that Caitlin Clark is "flopping" -- pretending to have been hurt when another player fouls her, or she wants a ref to call a foul on the player that collided with her.

And she says that Caitlin's flopping is a Matter of National Concern, because Caitlin Collins' alleged flopping is "putting the lives of blacks and queers in danger."

She doesn't mention, at all, Clark being the target of unnecessarily rough "you don't belong here white girl" fouls. She pretends those away. She just claims that Caitlin Clark's "flopping" is different from the flopping of all other women in the WNBA -- or the "men" playing in the World Cup, who flop on the ground and start twitching if you even breather in their direction -- because her white tears might, hypothetically, provoke a hypothetical white supremacist to avenge her.

Oh, and she brings up racial martyr Emmet Till, killed seventy years ago, as the reason that Caitlin Clark has to take her Physical Reparations like a good girl and shut up about it.

Otherwise, it's Selma all over again.

Here's a couple of passages from this Woke White Savoir Sermon:

USA Today writer invokes Emmett Till, says Caitlin Clark puts Black and queer players 'in danger' by flopping

Nancy Armour's column argues Clark's reactions to officiating fuel racist harassment of opponents

By Dan Zaksheske

USA Today columnist Nancy Armour wants Caitlin Clark to stop flopping and berating WNBA officials.

Plenty of people agree with that take, including OutKick's Dan Dakich.

Others would argue that Clark's frustration is understandable, given the physical treatment she has received and the WNBA's inconsistent officiating. Either way, Armour is well within her rights to criticize Clark's behavior on the court.

But Armour's latest column goes much further than that. Much, much further, as she invoked the murder of Emmett Till to try and make a point.

Armour argues that Clark's reactions to missed calls put "Black" and "queer" WNBA players "in danger," essentially blaming Clark for alleged racist messages sent by people she doesn't know and has publicly condemned.

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Armour is using disputed basketball plays to push a left-wing narrative about "Black and queer" women in the WNBA.

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And this isn't the first time Armour has worked backward to make Clark the problem.

After DiJonai Carrington poked Clark in the eye during the 2024 playoffs, leaving Clark with a black eye, Armour wrote that Clark needed to "call out the toxic segment of her fan base." Both Clark and Carrington said the contact was not intentional, but Clark was the player left with a black eye. Yet Armour decided Carrington was the victim and Clark was the perpetrator.

What Nancy Armour didn't write about

Now, let's contrast those incidents with what Armour didn't feel the need to write a column about.

Last month, Alyssa Thomas drove her fist to Clark's throat during a game between the Fever and Mercury. Officials didn't call a foul, but the WNBA reviewed the play afterward, assessed Thomas a Flagrant 2 and suspended her for one game for "recklessly making contact" with Clark's throat area.

Armour doesn't appear to have written a single word about that, at least not that I could find.

There was no demand from Armour that Thomas consider the wider consequences of her behavior. No lecture about how her actions might inflame an already toxic situation involving the league's most visible player.

But a troll sent Gray a nasty message after a different game, and Armour suddenly had enough concern about player safety to write an entire column blaming Clark.

There are people who treat words on the internet as equal to physical violence, if not worse. Armour's coverage certainly suggests she belongs in that group. Thomas struck Clark in the throat. Stokes kneed Clark in the quad. Carrington poked Clark in the eye. Chennedy Carter hip-checked Clark when her back was turned. The list goes on.

Yet, Armour casts Clark as the dangerous person.

Clark is the one constantly subjected to excessive physicality from other WNBA players, and Armour still finds a way to make the aftermath her responsibility. When someone else receives an ugly message online, Clark gets blamed for that, too.

No matter what happens, Armour arrives at the same conclusion: Caitlin Clark is the problem.

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But if you think Armour had already taken this argument too far, we've got some bad news.

She wasn't done.

Armour then invoked Emmett Till.

Again, not satire.

"The WNBA's All-Star Game this weekend is in Chicago, Emmett Till's hometown, and a local art gallery is currently hosting an exhibit imagining his life if he hadn't been lynched. While it's incumbent on the WNBA to do more to protect its players, there also should be an expectation on Clark to recognize the wider consequences of her actions," Armour wrote.

Wow.

By invoking Till, Armour invites readers to connect Clark complaining about disputed foul calls to the history of false accusations by white women leading to violence against Black people.

Clark didn't falsely accuse Gray or Stokes of committing a crime. She certainly didn't ask anyone to harm them.

She complained about the referees during a basketball game.

Not only that, Armour doesn't identify a single incident in which a Black or "queer" WNBA player was physically assaulted by a stranger because of something Caitlin Clark said or did.

Her alleged danger is entirely hypothetical.
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Meanwhile, some of the most serious, documented off-court safety incidents in women's basketball have involved Clark, Sophie Cunningham and Paige Bueckers. Men have been arrested and charged with stalking all three players.

Clark's stalker traveled to Indianapolis and sent her hundreds of threatening and sexually explicit messages. Paige Bueckers' stalker flew across the country with an engagement ring and lingerie because he believed he was going to marry her. Earlier this year, another man was charged with stalking Cunningham after allegedly sending threatening messages and delivering a package to Gainbridge Fieldhouse.

All three players are White.

Those cases don't prove that only white players face danger. They do show how backwards Armour's argument is. She has no documented example of Clark's behavior causing someone to physically attack a Black or "queer" player, yet she invokes Emmett Till while portraying Clark as a threat to their safety.

The actual arrests tell a very different story.

But Armour isn't following the evidence. She's forcing Clark into a racial and political narrative that has little to do with what actually happens on the court.

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That is exactly what NBA Commissioner Adam Silver recently criticized when he said it was "incredibly unfair" that Clark had become a political football when she simply wants to focus on basketball.

Armour's column proves his point.

A discussion about Clark flopping and mistreating officials turns into an argument about white nationalism, American racial violence, queer identity and Emmett Till. Talk about hitting every left-wing talking point and even throwing in a few extras.

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That is exactly what NBA Commissioner Adam Silver recently criticized when he said it was "incredibly unfair" that Clark had become a political football when she simply wants to focus on basketball.

Armour's column proves his point.

A discussion about Clark flopping and mistreating officials turns into an argument about white nationalism, American racial violence, queer identity and Emmett Till. Talk about hitting every left-wing talking point and even throwing in a few extras.

This woke white bitch got dragged online, and protected her tweets. (Which will become grist for her next "sports" column, When White Supremacy Came for Me.

Per TMZ, she's doubled down since then:

"In my recent column, I made an inartful comparison with the murder of Emmett Till," she wrote. "I intended to connect the issues the WNBA is currently facing with its All-Star Game being hosted in Till's hometown of Chicago. I obviously did not provide enough context for that."

Then she doubled down.

"However, this point stands: There is a history in this country of perceived threats to white women being weaponized against African-Americans, and the danger that poses to Black players in the league. Players have been abused online and have reported receiving death threats. That has to be taken more seriously."

Caitlin Clark got punched in the throat & stepped on by Alyssa Thomas.

No foul, of course 🙄 pic.twitter.com/peBy5K3kfi

— Jon Root (@JonnyRoot_) June 25, 2026

This is what really radicalizes me. Crime statistics the various races' violent victimization of other races is easily discoverable. They're not discussed much due to the Regime's fanatic insistence that whites are the most dangerous animals in existence, but they're easily discoverable.

The left just denies these statistics -- actually, they pretend they never heard of them -- and doubles down on insisting that it's blacks who have to fear whites on the streets at night.

Meanwhile, if Nancy Armour wants to reduce the possibility that "working the refs" results in actual violence, she could say a word about BLM, which is once again claiming that criminal (armed with a knife) shot by police was "murdered" by them and that, of course, cities will have to burn in response to this.