1 first ish

2 Not possible.

X accounts said that the US had no more interceptor missiles, that we'd run through them all and getting more was impossible.

3 I guess he's in it to win it now. Though the new strategy is a long siege and strangulation.

=======

I mean...the second the blockade was announced, this was the overall strategy.

4 gp and i noodled, credit where credit is dewy

5 Scott Bessent is great. Over the weekend he scalped Big Squaw Elizabeth Warren, and now he's moved on to the mullahs.

6 X accounts said that the US had no more interceptor missiles, that we'd run through them all and getting more was impossible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Vox Day and Washington Post all assure me that nobody could comment a comment like yours unless you were being paid so to comment.

7 Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

==

MIGHT?! Please seize them! seize them now!!

8 The bombing is still going on. Nearly 4 hours of bombing seems to be a bit more that a tit for tat.

>>@hey_itsmyturn
·
14m
>>NOW -
Huge explosion in Kermanshah
Eyewitness believes it was an airstrike

>>Kermanshah Province, #Iran

9 the second the blockade was announced, this was the overall strategy

We prefered to call that a “Quarantine”.

10 Bessent is vicious. I like that.

11 This just proves Iran is winning.

And is a distraction from the Epstein files.*

* lol, Massie read names (he claims)--finally--on the Floor. And ... no one cares.

12 In Edward G Robinson voice "where's your twelfth imam now"

13 Love Bessent

14 Tousi reports that Persian conventional forces are being sent the western and north -western borders of Iran. For reasons not clear.

15 The buzzword these days is "anaconda strategy." I much prefer a grizzly bear strategy. Go in fast, tear them to shreds, sh*t on their remains, and leave.

16 We are out of big missiles, and out of medium missiles and the small missiles!!1!

17 maybe why oil is up a couple of dollars

18 Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

======

Well, this is in addition to all the frozen assets the administration already kept from the regime since like February.

Remember the brouhaha about the MOU? There was the $300 billion investment that Iran was going to get the second they signed (what happened to that, by the way? they get the money?), but there was also about $12 billion in frozen assets that they were supposed to get (instantly, remember).

But, then Iran kept bitching that they weren't getting the frozen funds through the MOU which they violated within hours by attacking neighbor states.

19 6 X accounts said that the US had no more interceptor missiles, that we'd run through them all and getting more was impossible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Vox Day and Washington Post all assure me that nobody could comment a comment like yours unless you were being paid so to comment.

Posted by: the oldsmobile at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (88C+u)

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I'm getting double paid by Israel and the DOW, baby!

20 I love Scott Bessent. And if you lurk here, Mr. Bessent, I really would love a tour of your house. I am very polite, harmless, and would pass a background check with flying colors because I am also very boring.

21
"We're out of ammo! We have to negotiate terms of surrender!"

22 7 Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

==

MIGHT?! Please seize them! seize them now!!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)

=======

We've been seizing their offshore assets for months.

23 If you're a praying person and have not been doing it already, please pray for the safety of Scott Bessent and all of Trump's Cabinet.

24 "We are going after the regime's assets they have stolen from the Iranian people. They can go to the victims of terror. After 47 years — IT IS OVER."

Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.

25 @11 every name Massie read has been named publicly or in court papers. Massie is a complete phony punk

26 Secret:
The cease-fire wasn't so Iran could re-arm.
Iran thinks that's what they won by agreeing.
We wanted them to re-arm.
While we watched them show us where they were hiding it all.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran

27 The Iranians are waiting and praying for a November miracle.

They’ll do this tit for tat thing as long as possible, what else can they do?

28 And is a distraction from the Epstein files.*

* lol, Massie read names (he claims)--finally--on the Floor. And ... no one cares.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September

Well one is a Pritzker. Will the Dems shut up now?

29 24 "We are going after the regime's assets they have stolen from the Iranian people. They can go to the victims of terror. After 47 years — IT IS OVER."

Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

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We've been doing it since the start.

Remember the $12 billion that Iran was supposed to get for signing the MOU (really, it was for abiding by the MOU over an unspecified amount of time, which they did not do)?

That was frozen foreign assets in Gulf State banks.

30 I thought Iran was out of missiles.
And yet, they keep shooting missiles.

31 23 If you're a praying person and have not been doing it already, please pray for the safety of Scott Bessent and all of Trump's Cabinet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (rHgXV)


I do every night... And I pray for the likes of all of you here.. Well most of you....

32 27 The Iranians are waiting and praying for a November miracle.

They’ll do this tit for tat thing as long as possible, what else can they do?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

=======

So, Jeffries corrals his razor thin majority to say that Trump shouldn't be doing things, and Trump vetoes the bill.

Then Jeffries talks about defunding the war, and the MIC calls a handful of key Democrats and tells them to not do it.

33 Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

==

MIGHT?! Please seize them! seize them now!!
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)

I am wondering if this is a ploy to deke the mullahs into moving their stashed loot, so that Bessent can track it.

34 >>Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.

Because on Day 1 many of our erstwhile "allies" weren't onboard. Even NATO refused to help.

The sanctions that are being put on now are being supported by NATO and pretty much everyone else other than China to a certain degree.

35 30 I thought Iran was out of missiles.
And yet, they keep shooting missiles.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

They're being re supplied from China across land and the Caspian sea according to Tousi

36 Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

Thanks, Donna.

37 Trump: We Shot Down All Eight Ballsitic Missiles Iran Shot at Our Base in Jordan, and Are Now Hitting Them Very Hard
>>>

Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?

38 Bomb the bastards back to the 7th Century they came from

39 30 I thought Iran was out of missiles.
And yet, they keep shooting missiles.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

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They shot...8 missiles.

We destroyed their manufacturing base and over 80% of their stockpiles in the 6 weeks of bombing.

They're going to be able to pull a few together every once in a while to do some minor bullshit, but it's massively different from where they started.

40 Ballsitic? Really?

41 Somehow--and this is a total wild-ass guess--I think Trump knows more about what is going on in Iran than people complaining stateside about Trump's strategy.

But, that's just crazy.

You can always trust what the news reports.
And trust they are giving you the full story.

42 Nuke them.

It's the only way to be sure.

43 Welp. Guess I should go get ready to teach the 2 evening classes. My poor puppy has been very clingy all day and I hate leaving him.

44 Let them build a trebuchet

45 >>I am wondering if this is a ploy to deke the mullahs into moving their stashed loot, so that Bessent can track it.

Bessent said the other day they found a bank in the UAE that was still funneling billions to Iran and are shutting it down. They seem to be working with other countries and finding the money everywhere.

46 Welp. Guess I should go get ready to teach the 2 evening classes. My poor puppy has been very clingy all day and I hate leaving him.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 04:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

take him with !

47 Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?
Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun at September 01, 2026 03:59 PM (wVcYX)

That would be "basaltic missiles". The ones Iran is using are made from testicles.

48 Trump: We Shot Down All Eight Ballsitic Missiles Iran Shot at Our Base in Jordan, and Are Now Hitting Them Very Hard
>>>

Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?

Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun

You're thinking of the Basaltic missiles. These get the new Torsionmax system.

49 Remember how France put up the Ayatollah in exile, and then returned him to take over Iran? Yeah fuck them and bomb their villas in whatever country they're in.

It's time to settle all family business.

50 31 23 If you're a praying person and have not been doing it already, please pray for the safety of Scott Bessent and all of Trump's Cabinet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (rHgXV)


I do every night... And I pray for the likes of all of you here.. Well most of you....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

Uh-Oh. ( Tubal tugs on collar).

51 Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?
Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun at September 01, 2026 03:59 PM (wVcYX)
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The Persians are reduced to trotting out their "Justice" minister to threaten the increasingly large number of protestors that he's going to really get serious about cracking down on them if they refuse to stop protesting.

52 And the fucking commodity traders are once again bidding up oil on the comex. Less than 20% of the worlds oil flow through the strait and more is going around it now. I see they are also dredging a. Ew channel between two islands in Oman.

But yeah, $100 oil. These traders need to be dick punched.

53 Nuke them.

It's the only way to be sure.
--
They have not earned the honor of the Second Sun.

They are still on the Solimoni Solution:
Die like dogs, whimpering and crying in dark caves.

54 Well, back from my eye exam. Everything looks good, just some normal, minor, age-related stuff. No diabetes-related mischief.

55 52 And the fucking commodity traders are once again bidding up oil on the comex. Less than 20% of the worlds oil flow through the strait and more is going around it now. I see they are also dredging a. Ew channel between two islands in Oman.

But yeah, $100 oil. These traders need to be dick punched.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (Pxqpl)

========

It'll be a short-term bump. War pricing, but too much has been built up to let the oil flow, including the US freaking dredging a new canal.

56 The Persians are reduced to trotting out their "Justice" minister to threaten the increasingly large number of protestors that he's going to really get serious about cracking down on them if they refuse to stop protesting.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (rj6Yv)

That one in particular I want to see taken out.. He sentenced thousands to death... I bet Israel knows where he is...

57 16
We are out of big missiles, and out of medium missiles and the small missiles!!1!
Posted by: CNN
......

Send in the green dildos and cans of tuna!

58 Well, back from my eye exam. Everything looks good, just some normal, minor, age-related stuff. No diabetes-related mischief.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

Good news!

59 I like the cut of Bessent’s jib.

More of this!

60 >>>Tousi reports that Persian conventional forces are being sent the western and north -western borders of Iran. For reasons not clear.
I assume the Kurds are getting frisky.

61
take him with !
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04

He would not appreciate the very loud music plus he, being slightly quirky, gets anxious about new environments. I do want to start taking him when nothing is going on so he gets used to it. He could get some serious zoomies in the studio - no furniture to dodge, no hallways, just one big rectangle.

62 Tousi reports that Persian conventional forces are being sent the western and north -western borders of Iran. For reasons not clear.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)

Might be they don't trust them near the capitol anymore.

63 Trump doesn't go into anything to lose.

64 Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM

Glad to hear that, Bulg.

65 What a difference a loyal cabinet makes.

66 60 >>>Tousi reports that Persian conventional forces are being sent the western and north -western borders of Iran. For reasons not clear.
I assume the Kurds are getting frisky.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

======

Come on...Iraq.

Do an invasion.

Bet you can cause more damage this time than last time.

67 46 Piper, make Soup one of your instructors. I’m sure Frisbee-throwing would provide a great workout.

68 I'd imagine once the last mullah's gone it'll be mop up time with the IRGC. Although to be frank, it's been us against the IRGC the whole time.

IOW, there's no functioning government in Iran.

69 From Talarico In 2020:

141 >>> What Is “Ozempic Vagina”? An Expert Doctor Speaks

https://tinyurl.com/49xetn47
Posted by: AOSHQ Medical Advisory Panel, Sexual Health Division at September 01, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)

That article tries to downplay it, but it reveals there are almost zero studies done on what happens to fetal health for women pregnant and taking drugs like Ozempic. Nothing good, I imagine. But a woman losing weight is more fertile, and the drugs also make contraception less effiective. This has the potential to be really bad.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 03:11 PM (Eng1Z)

I'm cautiously optimistic that it could be good for fetal health. It's stabilizing satiety signals and blood sugar, with enough knock-on health benefits to sometimes look like a wonder drug. The downsides generally have to do with things that wouldn't affect them, like digestive upset or loose skin.

70 Trump: We Shot Down All Eight Ballsitic Missiles Iran Shot at Our Base in Jordan, and Are Now Hitting Them Very Hard
>>>

Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?
Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun at September 01, 2026 03:59 PM (wVcYX)

Let me know when they're down to Balsamic Missiles.

71 Basaltic / Ballsitic, whatever it takes.

72 >>>I guess he's in it to win it now. Though the new strategy is a long siege and strangulation.

And now he has a pre-proven response to those that carp during the long siege.

Why won't he negotiate to bring it to an end? He already tried that over and over again.

73 Huh.

So Driscoll the Snake resigns.

And suddenly things heat up in Iran.

74 Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

There is some irony here.

75 Seems like Iran is putting all their chips in and firing ballistic missiles from multiple sites around Iran.

Trump threatened if Iran responded he would increase the pain. This might get big.

76 Ballsack Missiles?

77 Whatever happened to the cardboard guy?

78 Chinese missiles come with a no refund policy and a "Best If Used By" date.

79 77 Whatever happened to the cardboard guy?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 04:09 PM (2Ez/1)

====

Been dead since before he was anointed the Gayatollah.

80 64 Thanks, AOP and Fen.

Fen, how is your son doing? I think that you posted that his job was causing problems with his feet?

81 Basaltic / Ballsitic, whatever it takes.
---
Balsamic.

82
Here's an alternate view of the failed launch or, possibly, a different failed launch. This one can be seen blowing up on the ground in Iran.

-------

Maybe the Iranians bought missile guidance components from an Israeli-owned front company.

83 Why won't he negotiate to bring it to an end? He already tried that over and over again.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (8mulE)

Trump gets lucky again!

84 Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
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Many people think that all of our tools are available from the beginning and Trump is just too dumb to do it or whatever.

Much of the time, you need to move sequentially, and I'm sure that is what is going on here. To smoke out where the money is, we needed to cut them off and continue to cut and then see where the money went. Money is fungible, so how do you know who's it is, especially when they are trying to hide ownership? You watch it move in response to your early moves.

This goes for targeting as well. This is going to shock people, but finding stuff is hard when people are trying to hide it.

85 82
Here's an alternate view of the failed launch or, possibly, a different failed launch. This one can be seen blowing up on the ground in Iran.



Chinese Temu missles

86 It'll be a short-term bump. War pricing, but too much has been built up to let the oil flow, including the US freaking dredging a new canal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM (BKQOu)

Even if new shipping stops for a time, the initial crisis is past. Anyone hoping for Iran oil is an idiot, and other gulf oil has outlets aside from the Gulf route to use. '

But there are regular escorted flotillas of cargo using the strait despite the hoopla.

87 Well most of you....
Posted by: {{{It's me donna

Sitting right here! Sheesh.

88 > Vox Day

Is that retard still around?

I chalked him up as all talk, no cattle when I found out he'd run away to Italy to live on his daddy's money.

89 Yang Poon missiles! Good value!

90 BALZAC!
— Eulalie Mackechnie Shinn

91 Hello?
Yes, we have Balsamic missiles.
How many do you need?

92 Here's an alternate view of the failed launch or, possibly, a different failed launch. This one can be seen blowing up on the ground in Iran.



Chinese Temu missles
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 04:11 PM (+gK6I)

Even with perfect missiles conditions these days are poor - everything is done in a hurry to avoid strikes. Little issues can doom a missile launch.

93 Maybe the Iranians bought missile guidance components from an Israeli-owned front company.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (VWtfl)

From an ad in the back of a graphic novel. Between the ads for X-Ray Vision glasses and Sea Monkeys.

94
Democrats win the House and Senate in November.
Impeachment proceedings against Trump and Vance succeed.
The House of Representatives replaces Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of the House and replace her with a former first lady.

President Hillary Clinton!

I know, I'm living in the past.

95 Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

Thanks for asking . He got some new shoes with much better support.

96 This goes for targeting as well. This is going to shock people, but finding stuff is hard when people are trying to hide it.
---
False.
I can cover the map of Iran with two fingers--it's not that big.
/s/ Twitter experts on military strategery.

97 "Ballsitic Missiles"

[Perks up]

-- James Talacreepo

98 Masturbatin' Pete going to come around and talk about how the missiles being shot down are proof of Iran's supremacy and winning as well as an Israeli conspiracy to keep America fighting Israel's war?

99 >>Basaltic / Ballsitic, whatever it takes.
---
Balsamic.
__
'Scuse me, it's pronounced "ball-ass-a-tick."

100 Up Nest6:

The View, live from Tehran!

*Pretty sure that would be a War Crime. *

101 Maybe the Iranians bought missile guidance components from an Israeli-owned front company.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (VWtfl
Acme.

102 And now he has a pre-proven response to those that carp during the long siege.

Why won't he negotiate to bring it to an end? He already tried that over and over again.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (8mulE)
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He launched what they called a war of aggression and then imposed a unilateral cease-fire. Iran than restarted it, and now they are the de jure aggressors. War Powers Resolution is off the table.

Trump asked for negotiations, knew they would be in bad faith, let Iran "make a fool of him" and now we no longer have to offer terms.

I will say that he brings up making a deal because he's trying to split the factions, convicing the lying bastards to turn on its other. Treason has always been a powerful tool to win a siege.

103 I'm retiring my use of, "Kaboom."

104 That time I ordered Ballsack vinegar for my salad dressing ....
/s/ James Talarico

105 Wouldn't take much effort against Iran's petroleum infrastructure to make Venezuela's oil facilities look like state-of-the-art.

106 The missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn't...

107 Whatever happened to the cardboard guy?

They finally admitted he's been Weekend at Biden's all along.

108 Why aren't all of these Islamic people thanking us for being the travel conductor to Allah all of these people claim to want so badly?

109 Vox Day -

Last I heard he was in Switzerland.

110 @98

ChemJeff popped in one night about 2 months ago. I know he isn't popular with some here, but I hope he comes back again.

111 If Iran would have bought guidance parts from Israel the targets would have been hitting Tehran

112 Horde mind in fine shape this afternoon...

113 Semi-Literate Thug

Didn't Iran buy pagers? A missed opportunity. Maybe Apple iPads with that special C4 mix?

114 Maybe the Iranians bought missile guidance components from an Israeli-owned front company.

===

Mossad agent Eli Copter.

115 Why aren't all of these Islamic people thanking us for being the travel conductor to Allah all of these people claim to want so badly?

And the 47 Helen Thomases that await them.

116 off !

117 110 @98

ChemJeff popped in one night about 2 months ago. I know he isn't popular with some here, but I hope he comes back again.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

The Chili King!!

118 Of note- Bessent said the money is in the British Virgin Islands. Key word there is British. The UK does not seem to be our ally.

119 Thanks for keeping these guys busy and wearing pants.

120 ChemJeff popped in one night about 2 months ago. I know he isn't popular with some here, but I hope he comes back again.

Posted by: Archimedes

Dude was either delusional or an op. Unless he's repented.

121 I was in undergrad with an Iranian woman I wouldn't have minded giving my ballsack missile.

She was smokin' hot, and dressed to show it.

Not a bag lady, in other words.

122 I'm retiring my use of, "Kaboom."
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 01, 2026 04:14 PM (wxsGM)

Moved up to “Lucky Charms,” have we?

123 Yang Poon missiles! Good value!
Posted by: China
......

Boomerang model has no buyer complaints!

124
Democrats win the House and Senate in November.
Impeachment proceedings against Trump and Vance succeed.
The House of Representatives replaces Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of the House and replace her with a former first lady.

President Hillary Clinton!

I know, I'm living in the past.
Posted by: Auspex

===============

Your Family Will Want This 3-Ingredient Dessert Every Night!

125 I’m tired of the threats and the grandstanding and the chest beating.

Shut up
And just do it.

126 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.

127 I will say that he brings up making a deal because he's trying to split the factions, convicing the lying bastards to turn on its other. Treason has always been a powerful tool to win a siege.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:14 PM (ZOv7s)

The difficult part is that the upper crust has no halfway house to escape to. Even Russia and China may not be thrilled with hiding them, so the midnight flight with sacks of cash is a tough sell.

128 Why aren't all of these Islamic people thanking us for being the travel conductor to Allah all of these people claim to want so badly?
-
If too many go at once, there may not be enough virgins to go around.

129 Operation Vince and the Valiants has begun.

130 Archimedes

In two months ChemJeff will be in my town. He got a big grant, got tenure, and is presenting a paper at the MidWest Regionals at Kansas State.

I invited him over. No response.

131 95 Good to hear, Fen.

There are stores down here in the DC area named The Good Feet Store, that specialize in arch supports. My wife has used them and seems satisfied with the results. I don’t know if they’re up your way or not.

132 The missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn't...
Posted by: Air Force Training Lecture at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)

Quantum missile tech?

133 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.

Posted by: runner

"Perfidious Albion" is an established thing...

134 Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
---
Many people think that all of our tools are available from the beginning and Trump is just too dumb to do it or whatever.

Much of the time, you need to move sequentially, and I'm sure that is what is going on here. To smoke out where the money is, we needed to cut them off and continue to cut and then see where the money went. Money is fungible, so how do you know who's it is, especially when they are trying to hide ownership? You watch it move in response to your early moves.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (ZOv7s)
_____

Finding money is fairly easy. Russian oligarch assets and accounts were seized/frozen almost immediately in the aftermath of the Russian-Uke war. In fact, at least one commentator above claims that we have been doing this to Iranian bigwigs from Day One.

135 The Supreme Ayatollah has a detached penis

136 First thing I noticed from that report was the low number of missiles Iran was able to send compared to the fleets they were sending early in the war.

137 >>>>126 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.

Perfidious Albion.

138 Crystal Ball:

In 2027, Trump will get another 80 billion barrel oil deal, like he just scored.
This time, with Iran.

I think we're already at like 9% of the worlds reserves.
Let's get that up to 12% and demand to the rest join US-OPEC, lol.

139 Moved up to “Lucky Charms,” have we?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (97NWC)
====

Might as well go for broke. Apple Jacks!

140 American Chemical Society Midwest regional Meeting.

141 Moved up to “Lucky Charms,” have we?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 04:17
+++++

Grape Nuts are neither.

142 136 First thing I noticed from that report was the low number of missiles Iran was able to send compared to the fleets they were sending early in the war.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (lFFaq)

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They built up for weeks to fire...8 missiles.

They fired over a hundred on the first day of the 6 weeks of conflict.

By the end, they were firing roughly 1 a day.

143 8 The bombing is still going on. Nearly 4 hours of bombing seems to be a bit more that a tit for tat.
---

Trump told them it would be tough titties for a tat.

144 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (g47mK)

I trust they are well on their way to irrelevance. If they join the EU the EU will loot them quicker. They have some residual moves they could pull but their leadership seems incoherent.

145 11 This just proves Iran is winning.

And is a distraction from the Epstein files.*

* lol, Massie read names (he claims)--finally--on the Floor. And ... no one cares.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (3cUTc)

Is he immune from slander suits over what he says on the Floor, and if so, is he willing to repeat it on a podcast? I'm sure Qatarlson would be happy to host.

146 I was in undergrad with an Iranian woman I wouldn't have minded giving my ballsack missile.

She was smokin' hot, and dressed to show it.
.......

We hired a temp Persian gal who was absolutely beautiful if you looked past the hairy forearms.

147 "I will say it on worldwide TV: we KNOW WHERE in the British Virgin Islands your accounts are, at these trust companies. We know the hundred million dollar houses you have around the world. WE ARE GOING TO CLOSE ALL THAT DOWN."
____________________________

That's going to disappoint all the EU politicians that have partaken in the Iranian gravy train over the years. How are they going to pay their indentured servants?

148 >>>In two months ChemJeff will be in my town. He got a big grant, got tenure, and is presenting a paper at the MidWest Regionals at Kansas State.

Good for him!

149 OT - this dad of a girl disabled by an illegal with a CDL roasts Raskin & company to their faces:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxcuj2u

150 Trump asked for negotiations, knew they would be in bad faith, let Iran "make a fool of him" and now we no longer have to offer terms.

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No I'm pretty sure Trump is an idiot who believed the terrorists and could easily have been rolled by Pelosi and Schumer but they didn't feel like doing it.

151 @98

ChemJeff popped in one night about 2 months ago. I know he isn't popular with some here, but I hope he comes back again.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

Because we're running out of shitty steak recipes?

152 The difficult part is that the upper crust has no halfway house to escape to. Even Russia and China may not be thrilled with hiding them, so the midnight flight with sacks of cash is a tough sell.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)
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Ah, but notice the example of Venezuela where the people are charge are being left alone so long as they do what they are told.

Trump is going the Franco thing: no need to fight to the death, things happen, so just come on over and switch jerseys. It's the smart play, and I know you're smart, not stupid like those guys.

153 Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ

Yes, I think I have seen one of those stores up here.

154 I've been impressed with this Scott Bessent guy.

155 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (BKQOu)

Exactly.

156 Trump asked for negotiations, knew they would be in bad faith, let Iran "make a fool of him" and now we no longer have to offer terms.

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No I'm pretty sure Trump is an idiot who believed the terrorists and could easily have been rolled by Pelosi and Schumer but they didn't feel like doing it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (j6dNk)

Dude has otherworldly good luck.

157 Is he immune from slander suits over what he says on the Floor, and if so, is he willing to repeat it on a podcast? I'm sure Qatarlson would be happy to host.
Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ke3zm)
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He read names that had already been released. So stunning and brave. What a dip.

158 152 Ah, but notice the example of Venezuela where the people are charge are being left alone so long as they do what they are told.

Trump is going the Franco thing: no need to fight to the death, things happen, so just come on over and switch jerseys. It's the smart play, and I know you're smart, not stupid like those guys.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ZOv7s)

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I imagine he thought someone would come along and do that in Iran in short order.

But, we were prepared if that didn't happen.

Now, it's just grind them to dust until someone comes along who can do it, or Iran just becomes Afghanistan and who gives a shit?

159 The best part about Trump is how he lets the media tell his story for him. The moment they think they can make him look like an idiot they run with it.

160 Iran/IRGC needs raw materials it doesn't have domestically for rocket fuel. Some is liquid, other solid. Without fuel, no missiles.

It was getting it from Russia and China.

Not anymore.

161 The missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn't...
Posted by: Air Force Training Lecture at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)


LOL. Thanks, I had forgotten about that cruise missile navigation training film!

162 >>>Ballsitic

little Freudian slip, there

163
154 I've been impressed with this Scott Bessent guy.
Posted by: Diane Downs at September 01, 2026 04:21 PM (qBdHI)
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And this -

Open Source Intel
@Osint613
·
6h
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on the Iranian regime:

"Iran reminds me of when I was a kid in South Carolina. We ended up with poison snakes in our yard. You'd cut the head off, but the tail kept wiggling. You have to bury the head of the snake."

164 We hired a temp Persian gal who was absolutely beautiful if you looked past the hairy forearms.
Posted by: wth

Easy fix.

Persian women are smoking hot.

165 Comrade Flounder

Pasteur was told he had good luck after his second ground-breaking discovery.

He was very annoyed at that, and said "Chance favorers the prepared mind."

Trump =/= Bad Luck.
Trump = Prepared mind.

166 The PDJT cover of Bomb Iran is a winner. Especially if it's shorter than McCains funeral.

167 He read names that had already been released. So stunning and brave. What a dip.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (ZOv7s)

Seriously?! I didn't expect much from him, but that's extra special lame.

168 No I'm pretty sure Trump is an idiot who believed the terrorists and could easily have been rolled by Pelosi and Schumer but they didn't feel like doing it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (j6dNk)

Dude has otherworldly good luck.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:21 PM (Emuua)

Trump is the Inspector Clouseau of American Presidents.

169 > Pelosi and Schumer

Trump got where he is by making deals.

They got where they are by rigging elections.

Turns out that those aren't the same thing.

170 Ah, but notice the example of Venezuela where the people are charge are being left alone so long as they do what they are told.

Trump is going the Franco thing: no need to fight to the death, things happen, so just come on over and switch jerseys. It's the smart play, and I know you're smart, not stupid like those guys.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ZOv7s)

I think that is off the table for them, mostly. The equivalent in our 'deals' was a rapid devolution of power to the son of the shah, and a creation of some kind of coalition government for the various areas. Presumably the IGRC crazies and thugs would have been quickly removed from the equation.

171 Trump is going the Franco thing: no need to fight to the death, things happen, so just come on over and switch jerseys. It's the smart play, and I know you're smart, not stupid like those guys.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ZOv7s)
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From what I've read, including your book on the matter, Frank wasn't shy about demonstrating the consequences of refusing the deal, either.

172 MIGHT?! Please seize them! seize them now!!"

Since it's the BVI, can I please have Virgin Gorda? Or just Saba Rock...

Thanks

173 But, we were prepared if that didn't happen.

Now, it's just grind them to dust until someone comes along who can do it, or Iran just becomes Afghanistan and who gives a shit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (BKQOu)
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Trump never goes with a single option. He always has more than one plate spinning at a time, and he switches back and forth, the whole time constricting his opponents' freedom of action.

Eventually it comes down to "choose your destructor" because that's all you have left.

174 Open Source Intel
@Osint613
·
6h
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on the Iranian regime:

"Iran reminds me of when I was a kid in South Carolina. We ended up with poison snakes in our yard. You'd cut the head off, but the tail kept wiggling. You have to bury the head of the snake."
Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)

The man is Mob material!

175 173 Trump never goes with a single option. He always has more than one plate spinning at a time, and he switches back and forth, the whole time constricting his opponents' freedom of action.

Eventually it comes down to "choose your destructor" because that's all you have left.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (ZOv7s)

========

Lesson:

Even after 12 years of Obama and Biden, we are still the world's daddy and can make anything happen that we want.

I wish Canada good luck in its fight with the United States of America.

176 From what I've read, including your book on the matter, Frank wasn't shy about demonstrating the consequences of refusing the deal, either.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)
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The prisoners who didn't take the deal got to break rocks. The ones captured at the end of the war got to break them for years, and the leaders were executed. Penalties were paid.

The smart ones who jumped ship were forgiven, got full veteran status, and got on with life.

177 Trump never goes with a single option. He always has more than one plate spinning at a time, and he switches back and forth, the whole time constricting his opponents' freedom of action.

Eventually it comes down to "choose your destructor" because that's all you have left.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (ZOv7s)

All your OODA loop are belong to Trump.

178 I wish Canada good luck in its fight with the United States of America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:26 PM (BKQOu)

don't you have relatives in Canada ? Quebec or something? Or was it someone else??

179 174 The man is Mob material!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:26 PM (g47mK)

========

"Look at Faggy Scott over there!"

"Dude...don't call him Faggy."

"Why not, he's a fag, ain't he?"

"Scott the Murderer Bessent is the most feared hitman on the payroll. It was nice knowing you, Frankie Won't Shut Cappali."

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Massachusetts "Man" Who Speaks Only Portuguese Arrested for Strangling a Woman After She Refused to Have Sex With Him; He Says He Strangled Her "by Accident" after Going "Crazy"

It could happen anywhere but it mostly happens in blue shitholes.

A man is being held without bail in connection with a woman found dead at her home in Framingham on Thursday. Framingham police said the suspect, 43-year-old Flavio Dias, called 911 stating he killed the victim by mistake and strangled her.

Boy is his face red!

Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card.

The family of the victim, identified as 33-year-old Brianna Connolly, could be seen getting emotional as they heard the details of the case in the courtroom.

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"He states very clearly, 'Can I have police? A homicide just happened here right now,'" Brandt stated.

Brandt said Dias was speaking in Portuguese.

"He then states, 'I ended up killing a woman by mistake.' He says, 'I went crazy and suffocated her later on, says that he strangled her,' Brandt stated.

Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

Brandt claimed Dias then stated on the 911 call that he was at the victim's home on Waverly Street in Framingham, and they were doing drugs. He said Dias stated they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex, but she did not.

This sure is a Mystery. We'll probably never solve the crime of the Massachusetts Man.

Oh wait, no, turns out it was easy:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

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BREAKING: I'm told by multiple federal sources that the suspect in custody for strangling a woman to death in her home in Framingham, MA on Thursday is a Brazilian illegal alien w/ prior arrests for DUI & aggravated assault w/ a weapon who is believed to have entered the U.S. illegally as a gotaway in 2019.

Sources confirm that ICE has now placed a detainer on 43-year-old Flavio Diaz with law enforcement in Middlesex County, MA.

And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.