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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Hopper Second Story1.jpg

Second Story Sunlight
Edward Hopper

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 Covered titties. Haz sadz......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

4 Multiple NOODS have been lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

5 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

6 You can just tell if a painting is a Hopper can't you?

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

7 Beauty and The Beast?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (pyNYl)

8 Mother and daughter.....both with bodacious melons.


Heredity can be awesome at times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

9 >>Multiple NOODS have been lum'd.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

10 Nice, and Big Booty Week continues

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (iYRFG)

11 Nice picture for a sunny summer day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (ibDUx)

12 Restore Biological Time!

End translight saving time!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (oH7fL)

13 The joys of having a straight edge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

14 Guys who couldn't find their binoculars were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

15 Don't forget the sunscreen.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

16
*fistbump*
Posted by: Nazdar at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)



Back atcha.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (2YhKe)

17 Like Hopper very much, even though there is a little bit of cartoon quality to his human figures.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (oe+PA)

18 Fun!

But she's not topless?
Gotta makes sure there's no tan lines.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)

19 "Get down, Jane. The pool boy isn't due until after lunch."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (u/oMr)

20 Thicc strawberry-blonde with big'uns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

21 Never been a fan of Hopper, but I do appreciate his style. I actually like this one.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

22 Is that a dude on the left?

I embiggened and I'm still not sure

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 16, 2026 09:34 AM (sJHOI)

23 Alternate title: "Taylor Swift and her Second Husband"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:34 AM (X8xt3)

24 That's a broad beam.

Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe at July 16, 2026 09:34 AM (MWfyi)

25 It pays to advertise.

Posted by: Widow Smith's Boarding House at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

26 Neat

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (lCppi)

27 Very nice. I hadn't seen this one before . Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (6jy2V)

28 Get to the Hoppah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (kgE5c)

29 2,1

Posted by: Oh Noes! at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (HcoTw)

30 Less than ten comments and we already got a "bodacious" sighting.

Posted by: Person who appreciates the word bodacious at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

31 Mom is not pleased with boy doing silly stunts trying to get the young lady's attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

32 Where's the door, Hopper?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)

33 Both weaned on cock.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Kt19C)

34 That woman is significantly less naked than yesterday's women. Disappointing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

35 Feels like too much background.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 16, 2026 09:36 AM (Tcz0f)

36 Where's the door, Hopper?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)



Seems quite the oversight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

37 Get to the Hoppah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (kgE5c)




*big ass Indian screams*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)

38 Huh. I recall this as a puzzle onced...

Still like it.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (XuXeR)

39 Where's the door, Hopper?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)

I believe the young lady showing off her assets is on the second floor.

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

40 There's sunlight down here, too, ya know.

Posted by: The first story at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

41 With a higher resolution image the people look like something out of an Archie and Jughead comic book.


https://tinyurl.com/42aten4y

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (u/oMr)

42 The painting portrays two women of different ages on the balcony of a white house: an older woman reading a newspaper and a younger woman sitting on the railing, gazing outward. Hopper’s wife, Josephine, posed for both figures, though neighbors disputed the identity of the younger woman,

Oops, thought the older one was a dude!
Sorry, Josephine!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

43 That's one buxom balcony.

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

44 Where's the door, Hopper?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)


Seems quite the oversight.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:36 AM


Both were cesarean born. They use the window.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (kgE5c)

45 Bea Arthur: Did you get neekid?
Girl on Second Story: No
Bea Arthur: Did you try to get nekkid?
Girl on Second Story: Yes
Bea Arthur: Ok. This is the last week. You have to get nekkid or we will have to remove you.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (u3HiE)

46 I wonder if they are on the coast somewhere looking at the ocean and enjoying early summer sunshine.

I like this. Very east coast feel.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (yEz+x)

47 Twin peaks times three.

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

48 OK, so deyz both bitchez

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 16, 2026 09:39 AM (sJHOI)

49 Reminds me of my parents’ old place up to the Maine coast.

Their porch had a door, though.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at July 16, 2026 09:39 AM (c6ntH)

50 I like this. Very east coast feel.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM


It does have a very New England beach house kind of vibe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:40 AM (kgE5c)

51 Where's the door, Hopper?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)

I believe the young lady showing off her assets is on the second floor.
Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)
---
Right. Got that. On a balcony. Did they make houses with balconies where you had to step out a window? (They may have, I guess)

I suppose the "window" on the right could be a door, but it is not different enough from the other one.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:40 AM (Fi81e)

52 Second Story Sunlight was painted in 1960, the year Edward Hopper turned 78.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at July 16, 2026 09:40 AM (oH7fL)

53 They climb out of a window. Duh.

Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe at July 16, 2026 09:40 AM (MWfyi)

54 With a higher resolution image the people look like something out of an Archie and Jughead comic book.


https://tinyurl.com/42aten4y
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (u/oMr)



That's like a caricature of the same painting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

55
32 Where's the door, Hopper?

She came in through the bathroom window

Posted by: Oh Noes! at July 16, 2026 09:41 AM (HcoTw)

56 Yowza! How you doin'?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2026 09:41 AM (sYM3s)

57 Where's the door, Hopper?
Posted by: Axeman


Sort of a pattern with him. Note the diner from Nighthawks...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 16, 2026 09:42 AM (OUMaO)

58 "That's like a caricature of the same painting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

That dude is ripped and stacked.

Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe at July 16, 2026 09:42 AM (MWfyi)

59 With a higher resolution image the people look like something out of an Archie and Jughead comic book.


https://tinyurl.com/42aten4y
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (u/oMr)




There's a lad down on the street yelling "I'm BAD! I'm so bad I should be in DETENTION!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

60 Hopper always looks like illustrations for Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys books. This one: The Mystery at Mendocino Massage Parlor.

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

61 She looks like nose art on a world war eleven bomber

Posted by: Oh Noes! at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (HcoTw)

62 Not sure why I quoted that.......wasn't necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

63 Yesterday - everything....X2

Today - large tracts of land but...stored away

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:44 AM (sKqQm)

64 Yesterday - everything....X2

Today - large tracts of land but...stored away
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:44 AM (sKqQm)



However, we are still continuing Tit Week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

65 Sort of a pattern with him. Note the diner from Nighthawks...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 16, 2026 09:42 AM (OUMaO)
---
At least in Nighthawks, you can imagine the door being off to the right, just not in the "shot".

Again, I don't know. Do they make houses with balconies (perhaps meant partially to be "decorative") that have only windows to access them?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (Fi81e)

66 Hopper always looks like illustrations for Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys books. This one: The Mystery at Mendocino Massage Parlor.

Does Nancy Drew catch Robert Kraft with his pants literally down?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)

67 I just hope next week isn't shArt week......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

68 the door is at the end of the alley between the two dormers.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (/enuJ)

69 And now I'm humming. . .

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day
At night the crickets creepy

Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (X8xt3)

70 Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe
++++

LOL!

Posted by: SEC running backs at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

71
The Brazen Sunbathing Suburban Hussy - a limerick

A complaint was filed by Mrs. Heddy Crood
An outrage from her attic window viewed:
"If you climb up on that chair
And on tiptoes lean out there
You can almost see my neighbor in the nude!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

72 However, we are still continuing Tit Week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM


Great. Tomorrow we'll get birds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)

73 How cool were her tits?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (Fi81e)

74 "Don't jump!"

God, I love that one.

Posted by: J Biden at July 16, 2026 09:47 AM (Ve/HL)

75
Great. Tomorrow we'll get birds.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)



And we will complain.

Then CBD will remind us about the Hot Air Art Thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

76 Seconds Before Disaster.... bimbo fell off the ledge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2026 09:47 AM (jehhT)

77 68 the door is at the end of the alley between the two dormers.

--------


Mmmm. Natalie Dormer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:47 AM (u/oMr)

78 How cool were her tits?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (Fi81e)



Ambient air temp was 78 degrees at the time of painting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)

79 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)

80 Are we creepy neighbors looking from our second story?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (Fi81e)

81 >>Great. Tomorrow we'll get birds.

>>And we will complain.
Then CBD will remind us about the Hot Air Art Thread.



But secretly, we'll be thankful he didn't dip into the awful art by weirdo Lena Dunham's dad.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (X8xt3)

82 Hussies, hoydens and harridans.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (amcLV)

83 Hopper's wife, Josephine Hopper, does not appear to be particularly well endowed so I don't think this is a painting of her.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (sKqQm)

84
But secretly, we'll be thankful he didn't dip into the awful art by weirdo Lena Dunham's dad.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (X8xt3)



Yep. That'll do it.

Nice......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)

85 I just hope next week isn't shArt week......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhK
*******
Shark week starts July 26th. I wouldn't mind some artwork of sea creatures, especially sharks during that week. 🦈

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

86 Pardon me, can I get you an iced tea?

Posted by: Bobbie Sue and Mary Jane at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

87 first is a transom, then is a casement, then is a hopper, then is a corpuscle.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (R11M+)

88 We’ve already had a few birds this week, Mate.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

89 Great. Tomorrow we'll get birds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)
---

At least that wouldn't be a fat man on a white ottoman.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:51 AM (Fi81e)

90 >>>I just hope next week isn't shArt week......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Wash those greens you're buying, I hear that the explosive diarrhea is difficult to contain. A spare change of clothes may be prudent.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (sYM3s)

91 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (X8xt3)

92
>Wash those greens you're buying, I hear that the explosive diarrhea is difficult to contain. A spare change of clothes may be prudent.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (sYM3s)



I haven't been to a Taco Bell in years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (2YhKe)

93 At least that wouldn't be a fat man on a white ottoman.

Why it got to be white?

Posted by: The oppression continues. at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (HcoTw)

94 Both were cesarean born. They use the window.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


***********

Visitors often request a womb with a view!

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 09:53 AM (I0N4X)

95 Are we creepy neighbors looking from our second story?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM
--------
Why, yes. Yes we are.

Posted by: And proud of it at July 16, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

96 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)

97
Why it got to be white?
Posted by: The oppression continues. at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (HcoTw)



The world truly misses John Wiley Price........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

98 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fi81e)

99 So the parasite thing is spread by fecal contamination of crops right?

Well...I guess this is another case of illegals "enriching" us with their culture and diversity.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (sKqQm)

100 100

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fi81e)

101 Not something I would hang but that applies to most Hopper paintings but they are still enjoyable to look at. Nurse mentioned it has an east coast feel and I agree. It has the feel of an older east coast neighborhood I've seen in Providence and some bigger New England towns. The close houses, but still separate, is typical.

The point is the way the two women are enjoying the sunlight. The older woman (mother or grandmother) is relaxed, self-contained and reading. The younger one is on display for people to notice. Her focus is outward, not content with herself. It's subtle as Hopper often is.

It's a small thing but the way the sun illuminates the wall in the room on the left of the scene, showing a spare, uncluttered space, seems to reflect the simpler, content feel of the older woman.

Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

102 So the parasite thing is spread by fecal contamination of crops right?

Well...I guess this is another case of illegals "enriching" us with their culture and diversity.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (sKqQm)



Yep. Good thing we've got illegals picking all our crops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

103 Never knew Hopper painted bathing beauties
Would hang always like Hopper.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (OXYE0)

104
100 100
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fi81e)



m hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

105 The world truly misses John Wiley Price........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



No. No it doesn't.
Next you are going to say the world misses Diane Ragsdale.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (u3HiE)

106 100 100
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fi81e)


m hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)
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I fully expected that post to read "101 100"

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:56 AM (Fi81e)

107 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:56 AM (X8xt3)

108 100 100 = 100 4

Posted by: Some Binary caclualor at July 16, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)

109 "...showing a spare, uncluttered space, seems to reflect the simpler, content feel of the older woman."
###
And her nether region.

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe at July 16, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

110 89 "in a little coat"

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

111 90 crypty the cryptosporidium leads to a photo finish.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)

112 The painting portrays two women of different ages on the balcony of a white house: an older woman reading a newspaper and a younger woman sitting on the railing, gazing outward.
___________

Matt Dillon lurks below with a parabolic mic.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2026 09:59 AM (XvL8K)

113 92 where else are you gonna get sour cream from a caulk gun?

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)

114 93 it's funny because he's fat.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

115 Just because it came across the playlist.....and it rocks.


https://youtu.be/SUKOPD0yVj4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:01 AM (2YhKe)

116 Matt Dillon's best work...Wayward Pines

The second season wasn't so good though

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 10:01 AM (sKqQm)

117 it's funny because he's fat.
Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)
---
AoSHQ Style guide suggests BEN ROTHLISBERGER as the handle for that post.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 10:01 AM (Fi81e)

118 I do like Hopper. And busty blondes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)

119 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)

120 My neighbor's house is literally an Edward Hopper painting.

Looking right at it.

Well, the house he knocked over was the one in the Hopper painting - the one he built in its place is very much the same, but... bigger than the old lighthouse keeper's house.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2026 10:03 AM (DKxfA)

121 >>>Yep. Good thing we've got illegals picking all our crops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Remember when that jackoff, Michael Chertoff, secretary of homeland security, was standing at the podium with his head of lettuce prop? Good times.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2026 10:03 AM (sYM3s)

122
I do like Hopper. And busty blondes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)



https://shorturl.fm/riDuy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

123 Matt Dillon's best work...

*************

20 years without shagging Miss Kitty...

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

124 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)




*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:04 AM (2YhKe)

125 Cream of caulk? Yum. And by yum I mean I'm the working man's friend.

Posted by: James Talarico at July 16, 2026 10:05 AM (yjflf)

126 I do like Hopper. And busty blondes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)


https://shorturl.fm/riDuy
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

Well, she does meet that standard. She's no Chanel Jansen though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:08 AM (xcxpd)

127 lemme switch out this dcbox and recloser real quick.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)

128

Well, she does meet that standard. She's no Chanel Jansen though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:08 AM (xcxpd)



Fine.........


https://shorturl.fm/hOMYY


There's just no pleasing some people.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:11 AM (2YhKe)

129 82 Hussies, hoydens and harridans.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (amcLV)


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Shrews, termagants, and fishwives at July 16, 2026 10:12 AM (PiwSw)

130 When asking the hardware clerk where you can find some quick0-hardening caulk be sure to enunciate the "L"...

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 10:15 AM (I0N4X)

131 Ask your ENT if Termagant is right for you.

Posted by: Big Fat Farma at July 16, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

132 Matt Dillon's best work...

-
I'm reading The Searchers by Alan Lemay. Character actor Harry Carey, Jr. wrote an introduction but his days acting during the golden days of westerns. He said James Arness was a cut up on set whose favorite joke was to let a big one rip at an appropriate, or inappropriate, time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 16, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

133 130+ comments, and not *one* speculation as to the location of the sniper?

What kind of Smart Military Blog is this, anyway?

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)

The Morning Report — 7/ 16 /26

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Good morning kids. As we discussed on the latest episode of the podcast linked here
as well as in the sidebar and available on the popular outlets noted at the end of this post, the usual suspects on the Left as well as shockingly from DHS chief Markwayne Mullin are in an uproar about ICE agents not only doing their duty in rounding up illegal aliens but in using lethal force to defend their lives from being snuffed out by their quarry. Despite the disgusting naked propaganda campaign to turn not merely lettuce-picking border jumpers but the most violent criminal rapists, murderers, human and drug-traffickers among them into the second coming of Anne Frank resisting the Gestapo.

Well, in that light lookie here at what has been revealed about the now justifiably (to any sane person) ventilated would-be murderer.

Federal authorities found three bags of what they believe to be meth inside the van driven by the Mexican man who was shot and killed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Houston last week. An FBI search warrant said investigators found bags containing a “white crystal-like substance” that “is consistent with methamphetamine” inside the vehicle driven by Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.

But of course law enforcement officers stopping this bastard was a crime against humanity, eh Democrats? So they've now got a wetback George Floyd to try and shove in our faces.

And speaking of Minnesota with the aforementioned in mind:

WASHINGTON – The United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS) released the following statement confirming that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has arrested and deported an illegal alien from Laos who had been pardoned by Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and his fellow sanctuary politicians despite a prior conviction for repeatedly sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl.

Tou Lue Vang, an illegal alien from Laos, had been convicted in 2006 of first-degree criminal sexual conduct after he repeatedly assaulted a girl between 2002 and 2004, starting when she was just 10 years old. He once offered his victim $10 to keep quiet about the sexual assaults. When interviewed by police, he tried to justify his actions as “a cultural thing,” and even said that his victim was just as guilty as him and should also be arrested.

Following his conviction, a Department of Justice (DOJ) Immigration Judge issued Vang a final order of removal on October 31, 2006.

Tim Walz who is a credibly suspected P3do himself pardoned this Laotion louse to prevent his ejection from our country. Thank goodness that heinous abuse of power was rejected but how many more of these bastards must we be forced to endure. It would be better that the administration not attempt to kowtow and pander to the Left by accepting their premises about ICE and other law enforcement officers doing their duty and unfortunately having to on occasion use lethal force to defend their lives from vermin foreign and domestic who are tearing us apart from within.

So, okay, body cams on ICE agents. Is that going to prevent any future incidents caught on tape from being completely misrepresented by the Dems and their media whore propagandists? Of course not. Just look at what they did with the George Floyd evidence. An autopsy that clearly proved the decomposing Son of the Great Society died not because of what officer Derek Chauvin did in restraining him but because of a weak heart and the ingestion of his drug stash.

This garbage has to end because if it doesn't one day it will end us. And on that note, I give you this revolting development:

We’re not too surprised that 51% of liberals say they’re “willing to pay higher taxes to support more social programs.” (Although the number should be 100%.)

But why do 30% of Republicans feel this way? And why in the world would more than one in five “conservatives” say they’d pay higher taxes for more services?

It gets worse.

The poll also asked whether respondents “believe the government should own key industries such as healthcare and energy.”

Incredibly, 43% of Republicans agree, as do 41% of conservatives. That’s barely higher than the share of liberals who want government ownership of key industries.

Yeah, I get it polls schmolls and poles are for strippers. But still. Maybe Markwayne Mullin's behavior is reflected here or perhaps it's something else. In any case, it's not good news.

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1 "We’re not too surprised that 51% of liberals say they’re “willing to pay higher taxes to support more social programs.”"

At least 51% of liberals (meaning lefty nitwits) lie.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 07:18 AM (MWfyi)

2 Happy Thursday, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:20 AM (+4yJ5)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

4 I could have been first but I was in jail.

Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe at July 16, 2026 07:21 AM (MWfyi)

5 Government officials have no problems subjecting American citizens to burdensome regulations. But when it might affect illegal aliens….

Every jot and tittle must be perfect and complete, all the required forms, signatures, stamps, photograph, notarized, etc etc.

Border jumpers? They don’t need anything. Ain’t it grand?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 07:22 AM (BP8ET)

6 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

7 Some of the biggest "GOP" flag waving, conservative fire breathing, Give me liberty or give me death! ass clowns are retired from, work for or double and triple dip their beaks into the federal and state money laundering schemes and still complain and want more all the while bad mouthing socialism and never feel a pang of guilt or shame.

Posted by: Gimme Gimme Gimme at July 16, 2026 07:26 AM (F1rMs)

8 Link: "Canadian Woman Allegedly Slaps Teen Over Trump-Themed Clothing, Lands in ICE Custody"

I brought this up in today's Tech News thread. Here's some of my comment:

She was arrested, charged with simple-assault, and released to face trial later. Oops, ICE was already interested in her and detained her upon release. And that's where the current drama with her husband trying to get her released from the Delaney Hall facility in Newark NJ.

Here's the post by Homeland Security on X (via nitter.net) that has the bit of info we were missing yesterday:
https://tinyurl.com/y8bb7sp2

"She entered the United States on April 14, 2024, on a visa set to expire on September 6, 2024. In violation of our nation’s laws, she overstayed her visa and failed to depart."

So: She was probably on a B-2 visa (tourism) with a possible reason of "Visit with friends or relatives". Those have a six month maximum. You must depart the country, checking in with CBP in person to declare that you're leaving so they have a record of it. She didn't. FAFO.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2026 07:29 AM (O7YUW)

9 That running article is written by someone surnamed Basbøll.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2026 07:30 AM (kpS4V)

10 When interviewed by police, he tried to justify his actions as “a cultural thing,” and even said that his victim was just as guilty as him and should also be arrested.

Really? You're saying that in front of my wood chipper?!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:31 AM (+4yJ5)

11 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 16, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

12 Will the Trump dollar be legal tender? I want to get a bunch of them to give to friends!

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 16, 2026 07:32 AM (rii+a)

13 And JM in Illinois had commented, "On American soil, a Canadian woman assaults an American girl who's wearing patriotic clothing on America's 250th Birthday.

Can't we just throw this thug to the lions?
"

To which my reply is: She's in an ICE detention facility. She kinda already has been thrown to the lions. She could have made better choices, first by not overstaying her visa, and second by not engaging in criminal activity.

She's earned her "big-cat safari".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2026 07:32 AM (O7YUW)

14 Why are the warm and fuzzy poll sentiments on Socialism in the least surprising?

Americans have been under overwhelming propaganda/media assault for decades through the leftist-infected educational system and leftist-dominated media.

Where, on the other hand, has been any counter-propaganda or education campaign on Capitalism and the free market, outside of cheap and easy, sloganized campaign rhetoric?

Trump can say Socialism is evil and a new Golden Age is here, but what the hell does that mean to the average civically illiterate American? It's empty rhetoric.

Where has been any attempt to educate young people on civics?

Where has been taught an accurate history of Leftism, Socialism and Communism?

The unchallenged totality of indoctrination, misinformation and societal self-loathing has produced the results we see. In fact, it's rather incredible the tilt toward acceptance of Socialism isn't even more pronounced.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 16, 2026 07:32 AM (fZiTB)

15 >U.S. Mint Begins Producing Golden Trump Dollars for America’s 250th Birthday.
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hey I like Trump, but this is too much

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2026 07:33 AM (ZxPkt)

16 The poll also asked whether respondents “believe the government should own key industries such as healthcare and energy.”

For one, the past two generations have at least the benefit of government school indoctrination—ironically they fail to see that their private and home-school counterparts do substantially better in life.

Part may be perpetual adolescence. The actual costs of living were absorbed by the parent(s) and were "mean" if after all of the expenses and retirement savings there wasn't enough to shower toys and luxuries on their spawn.

Western Arrogance. Refusal to accept Cause & Effect, because (see above) it often requires abstract thinking. (If I build only unreliable and horribly expensive vanity energy projects while tearing down base-line energy, and build only to nameplate and not actual output, why is my utility bill so high and we are experiencing brown outs?)

Movie Expectations: No matter the trials, the hero wins. I am a hero.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 07:33 AM (9Hs2w)

17 Thanks, JJ; you have a good day too!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 16, 2026 07:33 AM (VyBeY)

18 >Larry Elder: He says he speaks when America's "core values are at stake". They are.
When Will Obama Say, ‘What’s Happened to My Party?’
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is he kidding? the JEF is digging the Party's move to the farthest Left edge

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2026 07:35 AM (ZxPkt)

19 Good morning JJ and horde
And it can be Friday

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 07:35 AM (iYRFG)

20 Don Black

We should have a list of the size of Presidential egos.
And another list of egos divided by beneficial achievements.
Oh, how the historians would argue.

I rate Obama's ego at the top of the first list, but not the second list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

21 And have I mentioned lately that I H8 my co-workers?

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 07:36 AM (iYRFG)

22 Liberals are willing to have you pay more taxes. That’s how it works.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 07:37 AM (BP8ET)

23 "That running article is written by someone surnamed Basbøll.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes"

He been very very goot to me.

Posted by: Garrett Morris at July 16, 2026 07:37 AM (MWfyi)

24 Top 50! Later I will link to one of the coolest products ever!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 16, 2026 07:37 AM (JNTt1)

25 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2026 07:38 AM (jehhT)

26 Why are the warm and fuzzy poll sentiments on Socialism in the least surprising?

Another is feminization of society, particularly the levers of power and influence.

Women, generally speaking, a wired to default to Toddler Ethics: Don't hit, don't say mean things, share.

That is why you see criminals not be punished (don't hit), they love the censorship programs and hate people who don't agree 100% with them (don't say mean things) and why socialism isn't challenged because share.

It didn't help during the DEI phase of corporate drift when female sinecures obtained money and power and didn't have to earn any of it. That just validates the idea that I'm automatically entitled to good things, and if bad things happen its because of breaking the Toddler Ethics.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 07:39 AM (9Hs2w)

27 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

28 "Where has been any attempt to educate young people on civics?"

That is not who we are.

Posted by: The National Teachers Association at July 16, 2026 07:39 AM (MWfyi)

29 Posted by: Ordinary American at July 16, 2026 07:32 AM (fZiTB)

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+1000

With all of that, plus the importation of 10s of millions of non-American born citizens, not to mention illegals, the founding ideas of this country, what make us so great, why we are/were different from anywhere else, has been purposefully painted over with the blackest of paint, leaving nearly everyone left an utter imbecile.

I guess the only thing that is somewhat soothing is that, if these ideas truly were what the people are clamoring for, why do Democrats have to lie about what they're going to do and will do if given the opportunity? The ideas don't sell well. It seems quite incongruent with polls like these.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2026 07:40 AM (qBdHI)

30 Lady in Black

Good analysis worth repeating.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

31 "U.S. Mint Begins Producing Golden Trump Dollars for America’s 250th Birthday"

What could be more appropriate? That's my President!

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 07:43 AM (MWfyi)

32 Another is feminization of society, particularly the levers of power and influence.

A good summary. I saw a meme with a venn diagram. The statement was "We have so many poor people. Why can't we just print money and help them?" One side was six year olds and the other was 42 year old liberal women.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:44 AM (+4yJ5)

33 Trump can say Socialism is evil and a new Golden Age is here, but what the hell does that mean to the average civically illiterate American?

By definition illiterate Americans probably didn't hear a word what Trump said, they are informed after snippets of selected phrases gets circulated through Marxist fabulists and TikTok influencers before landing on their mobile phone that is playing while they are paying half-attention.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 07:45 AM (U4c/V)

34 Envy is one of the seven deadly sins and yet it is now a "virtue" of the Left.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 16, 2026 07:46 AM (qFwJc)

35 MI Democrat Senate Poll: Stevens Up Big With Black Voters, El-Sayed Backed by White Leftists

Since Stevens isn't black, will blacks support El-Sayed in November if she loses?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

36 When Will Obama Say, ‘What’s Happened to My Party?’

Never. Because he knows that he happened to his party.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

37 Regarding that piece of garbage Tou Vang… did I read right? He committed his crimes in 2006 and only now gets an order of deportation?? What kind of 20 year delay screwed up timeline is that??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 07:49 AM (q6iEv)

38 Penis envy is not a sin. Even animals do it.

Posted by: Ellen Page at July 16, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)

39 Paul, it's sad that this place is the closest thing you have to a family that cares about you.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:50 AM (+4yJ5)

40 Troll-B-Gone smell

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

41 So you go into a really, really woke coffee shop and place a very expensive to go order. When the order comes up, pay for it with Trump bucks. See if the day glo hair, body pierced barista goes nuts.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 16, 2026 07:52 AM (gm9Sb)

42 The poll also asked whether respondents “believe the government should own key industries such as healthcare and energy.”

Incredibly, 43% of Republicans agree, as do 41% of conservatives. That’s barely higher than the share of liberals who want government ownership of key industries.



I had this conversation the other day with a friend.

At some point, conservatives must draw a line at which their allegiance to humanity trumps their allegiance to capitalism.

We could have privatized fire departments which stand outside your home and negotiate the price of extinguishing the fire as your family, pets and memories burn, but we don't.

We could privatize the military and determine what the price is to defend your town when Chinks or Towelheads invade, but we don't.

But we do force individuals to negotiate the price of staying alive when it comes to cancer treatment or heart attacks. This just seems inhuman.

I don't know where the line is between completely socializing medical treatment and laissez faire capitalist health care, but in my mind it's an essential service that is every bit as necessary to national security as giving missiles to Ukraine.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 07:53 AM (uSpHL)

43 NR Pax

Tell Paul to give us his real name so he can get help, be put on the prayer list, and reformed into a rational, MAGA American.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

44 At least 51% of liberals (meaning lefty nitwits) lie.

Or don't pay taxes or its hidden from them by their single earner spouse who manages the household finances.

Or live on trust funds

Or are part of NGOs or other organizations that thrive on more social programs.

Or, as you say, their unsuppressible desire to be approved (in this case by AI interrogation or hourly wage phone pollster) they belt out whatever virtue signalling matches their emotional needs and vanity at the moment.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 07:54 AM (a3CJ+)

45 Will the Trump dollar be legal tender?

Yes. If you want to spend somewhere between $10 - $75 to get $1.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 07:55 AM (2YhKe)

47 ZoomerCon

Three simple reforms requested by President Trump would go far to reform the cost of health care.

Reduce subsidies stolen by fraud, eliminate free riders, and post the price of every medical procedure. That uses capitalism to reduce costs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

48 Americans have been under overwhelming propaganda/media assault for decades through the leftist-infected educational system and leftist-dominated media.

Healthcare is super expensive (because of government) so we should have the government control it so it'll be 'free'. -- all the people who don't actually think about things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

49 When interviewed by police, he tried to justify his actions as “a cultural thing,” and even said that his victim was just as guilty as him and should also be arrested.


Welcome, to the leftist mind.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 07:57 AM (2YhKe)

50 Tell Paul to give us his real name so he can get help, be put on the prayer list, and reformed into a rational, MAGA American.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Hm. Having a demon's real name can cause more problems than it solves.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:57 AM (+4yJ5)

51 NR Pax

We have Holy Water and FenelonSpoke. Not worried.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

52
Trolls live for your attention, morons.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 07:59 AM (Y8DZL)

53 We could have privatized fire departments which stand outside your home and negotiate the price of extinguishing the fire as your family, pets and memories burn, but we don't.
——-

Historically, you paid for Fire “Insurance”. Rural Fire departments still work this way.

They don’t negotiate anything if your house is on fire, it’s too late. Insurance is something you have to purchase ahead of time. That’s the whole idea

Wouldn’t you agree?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 07:59 AM (MHpXr)

54 Auspex

I stand corrected and abashed.

OK. I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

55 We could have privatized fire departments which stand outside your home and negotiate the price of extinguishing the fire as your family, pets and memories burn, but we don't.

Well, that is barely true. They don't stand outside your house and negotiate while you are in need of service.

Rural Metro Fire, for examples, is a private fire protection company that is funded through membership dues, based on property size, assessed value, risk, etc. If you are cooking meth, you probably will be more likely to need their services, yet your lab isn't worth more than a few dollars.

If you aren't a member, you will have to pay for the full cost of extinguishing the fire—the same way that you are expected to pay the full cost of replacing your car if uninsured and total it.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:00 AM (NzX/y)

56 We’re not too surprised that 51% of liberals say they’re “willing to pay higher taxes to support more social programs"

"but now I can't pay my taxes"
/Austin broad a decade or so ago

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:01 AM (XuXeR)

57 The proper term is health coverage, not health insurance.

Posted by: Please make a note of it at July 16, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

58 I'd be willing to pay less taxes to fund less social programs.

I've been working since I was 14, at time shoveling horse shit out of stalls for a real estate agent for cash.

Go get a f*cking job and quit sucking off the tax teat. You haven't earned my money, ya lazy bastards.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:01 AM (2YhKe)

59 Call up State Farm: “My car just got T-boned at an intersection. I’d like to purchase a policy”

See what they say

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:02 AM (MHpXr)

60 -
Allegiance to humanity vs allegiance to capitalism.

Seems like the most important allegiance is somehow missing here. Can you name it and what was, in large part, used to drive it out of our society?

Posted by: TeeJ at July 16, 2026 08:03 AM (dAv7M)

61 "You're scrod."

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at July 16, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

62 Call up State Farm: “My car just got T-boned at an intersection. I’d like to purchase a policy”

See what they say
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:02 AM (MHpXr)



"Hi. I'm Blayke, from State Farm. I'm the DEI hire that replaced the white guy in the commercials because he was white. How may I help you today?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

63 At some point, conservatives must draw a line at which their allegiance to humanity trumps their allegiance to capitalism."

Horse hockey. We agree to certain rules for our interactions. It's called civilization.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:04 AM (XuXeR)

64 I don't know where the line is between completely socializing medical treatment and laissez faire capitalist health care, but in my mind it's an essential service that is every bit as necessary to national security as giving missiles to Ukraine.

Under the federal Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act (EMTALA), hospitals that accept Medicare funding (nearly all U.S. hospitals) are legally required to provide a medical screening examination and stabilizing treatment for any emergency medical condition, regardless of the patient's ability to pay or insurance status.

That's not enough?

I guess we could go the European route and you get free everything, eventually, provided the American public pays enough for it. Of course, pretty much all other aspects of government spending will have to go away to cover that. And we'll have to import tens of millions of 'migrants' to try and keep the economy afloat while we're trying to pay for it.

Or... we could encourage people to get healthy instead of taking $1000 in pharma every month and we could accept that some things cannot be afforded by me. But no, always it's "everyone else has to work for MY benefit".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

65 "Can't help ya, mate. Sucks to be you."

Posted by: The GEICO lizard at July 16, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

66 I don't know where the line is between completely socializing medical treatment and laissez faire capitalist health care, but in my mind it's an essential service that is every bit as necessary to national security as giving missiles to Ukraine.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 07:53 AM (uSpHL)

Are you not aware that medical care started becoming much more expensive as the government inserted itself into the process via Medicare, Obamacare and other regulations? When I was growing up my mom took us to the local town doc (who everyone knew and loved) and she paid cash (no insurance!) and we got excellent medical care. Catastrophic insurance policies existed for major hospitalizations etc so no one went bankrupt when they faced a medical issue. That same doctor would sometimes not charge anything if he knew our family finances were tight at the time… and he was one of the more affluent members of the community. Government stayed out and it was much better. Now go to a doc with sniffles and you MUST show your insurance card. Thanks government

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 08:07 AM (Jkmin)

67 We have Holy Water and FenelonSpoke. Not worried.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Fen strikes me as the kind of woman who is just as nice as she comes across here but would not hesitate to break out a rolling pin on an errant demon. So your point is valid.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 08:08 AM (+4yJ5)

68 Membeh "Major Medical"?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

69 Headline: “Year round Daylight Saving Time Could Put Students In The Dark”
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That didn’t take long. The Horror! The Horror!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:09 AM (MHpXr)

70 "Are you not aware that medical care started becoming much more expensive as the government inserted itself into the process..."
***

I'm sitting right here, you know.

Posted by: College tuition at July 16, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

71 Headline: “Year round Daylight Saving Time Could Put Students In The Dark”
——

That didn’t take long. The Horror! The Horror!"

Yep. Just as predicted.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:09 AM (XuXeR)

72 Common Tater

As I predicted, right here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

73 They don’t negotiate anything if your house is on fire, it’s too late. Insurance is something you have to purchase ahead of time. That’s the whole idea

Wouldn’t you agree?


I understand your point.

Should foreign nations that count on American military intervention pay American for Military Invasion Insurance ahead of time?

Or do we sometimes do things just because they are morally proper?

Why is it more morally proper to intervene in the case of a genocide of foreign citizens, but not intervene in the case of saving the case of an American child with leukemia?

Or, if you prefer, why is it more important to national security to defend the government of a foreign nation than to support the lives of your own fighting force/production force domestically?



Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:10 AM (uSpHL)

74 Membeh "Major Medical"?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)




AFLAC!!!!!

Posted by: The Duck at July 16, 2026 08:10 AM (2YhKe)

75 Trolls live for your attention, morons.

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Really just to derail everyone for a few minutes. I've made mental observations that these dimwits seem to always come and drop their pantload in threads, but never stick around to defend themselves. They hit and run.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

76 Should foreign nations count on American military intervention"

No.

/FIFY

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:11 AM (XuXeR)

77 On socialism...

One; the polls are commissioned by people who have a vested interest in pushing socialism. IOW, they're rigged horseshit.

Two; every politician must be thinking how much more grift they can make by implementing some form of socialism.

There are a whole lot of stupid people out there and hundreds of thousands of politicos and their hangers on that would just love some sweet, sweet socialism.

Because they think they'll be the ones to benefit. In another two or three years they oughta' ask some folks in NYC if they think socialism is all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2026 08:11 AM (jehhT)

78 Headline: “Year round Daylight Saving Time Could Put Students In The Dark”


Move school up an hour in the areas so affected.

Spring hours and winter hours. Why should the world have to change because some kid stands at a bus stop in the dark in the morning?

Northern territories seem to manage just fine with 24 hours of light or dark, depending on season.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

79 I asked about it at work. They responded: "What the hell is AFLAC?"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 16, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Seems like the most important allegiance is somehow missing here. Can you name it and what was, in large part, used to drive it out of our society?
Posted by: TeeJ at July 16, 2026 08:03 AM (dAv7M)

The Family Unit and God replaced by big government and fear.

Posted by: Freedom Or Fear at July 16, 2026 08:12 AM (F1rMs)

81 One; the polls are commissioned by people who have a vested interest in pushing socialism. IOW, they're rigged horseshit."

And to drive clicks/adverts. And just as worthwhile.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)

82 But we do force individuals to negotiate the price of staying alive when it comes to cancer treatment or heart attacks. This just seems inhuman.

But enslaving people to make sure that you receive the medical care you feel entitled to is not inhuman.

Prosperity is a weird thing. In Romans 1, the Apostle starts off before describing the Road to Reprobation by stating "And They Were Not Grateful".

Our troll, ZoomerCon, has zero understanding that the historical Norm for billions of people over all cultures and all times is hard, cruel and short life. The poorest of the poor in this country have access to things Emperors, Kings and Pharaohs wish they could have had—yet are ungrateful.

You could be George Wahington Vanderbilt II (of the Biltmore Estate) and probably the wealthiest man before Elon—and die young due to an appendectomy complication that is easily dealt with today.

But no. I want free shit. The best shit. And Now. Or you are inhuman for denying me this.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:12 AM (NzX/y)

83 Move school up an hour in the areas so affected."

Not if we can help it.

/Skrool unions

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)

84 I asked about it at work. They responded: "What the hell is AFLAC?"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 16, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)



AFLAC gives me cash, since I don't have enough of it.

Posted by: COACH PRIME!!! at July 16, 2026 08:13 AM (2YhKe)

85 Headline: “Year round Daylight Saving Time Could Put Students In The Dark”

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Uh, metaphorically speaking, American students are already in the dark.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

86 The link to my local ABC affiliate I posted yesterday showing a Blue Angel pilot flying low over Pensacola Beach and alarming some beachgoers was picked up nationally by ABC affiliates everywhere and reported on World News Tonight.

The Blue Angels have released the following statement:

"The U.S. Navy Flight Demonstration Squadron, the Blue Angels, is aware of social media footage showing a low-altitude pass by a team aircraft over Pensacola Beach earlier today.

During an arrival maneuver, an aircraft flew lower than standard profiles, resulting in a disturbance on the beach that affected civilian chairs and umbrellas.

The safety of our hometown community, spectators, and our pilots is our highest priority. Team leadership is reviewing the circumstances surrounding the maneuver and conducting a thorough safety review to ensure all operations adhere to strict Navy and FAA safety standards."

Boss isn't happy, I suspect.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 16, 2026 08:13 AM (J4Dwc)

87 ZoomerCon

Your proposed solution has been tried by various governments.

In Canada, the UK, and in EU countries, they kill inconvenient patients, especially the elderly.

So you want deliberate killings to underpin your desires for a policy that has failed every time?

You are unlearned and not a problem solver.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

88 Uh, metaphorically speaking, American students are already in the dark."

*golf clap

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:14 AM (XuXeR)

89 Or do we sometimes do things just because they are morally proper?

Who decides what is "morally proper" and on what criteria is that based? Because, according to some, transing the children is morally proper... and sexually molesting them is also fine cuz love is love. Should we send the Marines to ensure Afghans rights to bugger 9 year olds?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

90 Headline: “Year round Daylight Saving Time Could Put Students In The Dark”

So lets hold all of society hostage because the damned school board refuses to declare a seasonal time adjustment.

Especially when they take nearly a month off during the apex of Winter darkness so the matter is rather moot.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:14 AM (NzX/y)

91 Doesn't bother us. We know when the sun comes up.

Posted by: Homeschoolers at July 16, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

92 “their allegiance to humanity trumps their allegiance to capitalism."
——-

They always start bitching about “capitalism” after they’ve destroyed a system with years of government meddling and jiggery pokery. Don’t be fooled. It’s a scam.

A lot of people hold Insurance with the same contempt held for trial attorneys and slip and fall lawsuits. Government regulates Insurance to the point of absurdly. It’s OK to be incensed, it’s OK to be justifiably outraged. Just make sure the focus of your ire is directed appropriately. The left expends considerable resources trying to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:14 AM (MHpXr)

93 Elon Musk Slams Netflix’s Woke ‘Gone with the Wind’ Description

You have the finances for a hostile takeover. Just a suggestino.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 08:15 AM (+4yJ5)

94
The safety of our hometown community, spectators, and our pilots is our highest priority. Team leadership is reviewing the circumstances surrounding the maneuver and conducting a thorough safety review to ensure all operations adhere to strict Navy and FAA safety standards."

Boss isn't happy, I suspect.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 16, 2026 08:13 AM (J4Dwc)



The footage I saw, everyone on the beach thought it was awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

95 Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:10 AM (uSpHL)
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Bravo for making a cogent argument. Award yourself double points if you're under 40.

But these are all false choices and a matter of competing priorities and tradeoffs, not all of one or the other.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

96 Government regulates Insurance to the point of absurdly."

But, amazingly, if you have an issue w/said insurers, the "gov" is the first to bail.

Amazing, huh?

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)

97 In Canada, the UK, and in EU countries, they kill inconvenient patients, especially the elderly.

So you want deliberate killings to underpin your desires for a policy that has failed every time?

You are unlearned and not a problem solver.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)



But, I thought the Republican plan for health care was "Die Quickly."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

98 Greetings from Illinois, The Prarie Sodom, where my tax dollars are spent advertising out of staters to come here and have their abortion. If that's not enough, MAID too!!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at July 16, 2026 08:15 AM (gxokI)

99 The Miley Cirus interview is quite sad. Pretty young woman learns that young men won’t marry a hooer.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 16, 2026 08:16 AM (qZhoL)

100 Morning Horde thx JJ.
Like that the meteor crashed through a home in New Jersey with "alien chemistry". The setting for Orson Welles radio broadcast was Grovers Mill , New Jersey. The Martians will be coming soon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:16 AM (OXYE0)

101 Insurance doesn't make things cheaper.

It must, by nature, make things more expensive, unless you believe insurance companies operate at a loss.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:17 AM (uSpHL)

102 84/COACH PRIME!!!: "AFLAC gives me cash"

Which is just as good as money.

https://youtu.be/VS83HdpzxDU

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2026 08:17 AM (O7YUW)

103 We need to bring back the art of shaming.

This has to start at grade school though. Use people like Miley as a bad example.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 08:17 AM (+4yJ5)

104 Your proposed solution has been tried by various governments.

In Canada, the UK, and in EU countries, they kill inconvenient patients, especially the elderly.

So you want deliberate killings to underpin your desires for a policy that has failed every time?

--

These facts are so easily provable, it beggars belief that even the densest among us can't see it. But they can't. It's amazing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)

105 There's a bunch of kids who visited Pensacola Beach recently who will be telling that story for years to come.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 16, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

106 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 16, 2026 08:18 AM (SRRAx)

107 Or, if you prefer, why is it more important to national security to defend the government of a foreign nation than to support the lives of your own fighting force/production force domestically?

Ah. So your objection really boils down to Israel. Because you believe, apparently, that our actions in Iran are based entirely and solely on protecting Israel and that we're spending so much on that endeavor that, were we to stop, the streets would be paved with Ozempic.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

108 Great minds, battling it out. And I've got a front row seat.

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2026 08:18 AM (ZxPkt)

109 NR Pax

We are on it! - Third grade bullies at recess.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

110 The Miley Cirus interview is quite sad. Pretty young woman learns that young men won’t marry a hooer.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 16, 2026 08:16 AM (qZhoL)



Don'tcha break my heart, my achey breaky heart......

Posted by: Father of the Century at July 16, 2026 08:19 AM (2YhKe)

111 Close to a hunnert, so here goes:
This is one of the coolest products ever: a laser powered mosquito zapper (linkage: https://tinyurl.com/zajpanku). Pricey at $1100 and some change. About a 20 foot range with built in smarty pants sensors that only blast the bugs and not the human eyeballs.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 16, 2026 08:19 AM (JNTt1)

112 100
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:16 AM (OXYE0)

As per your suggestion: close up the spaces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

rHGeCF1aS-o&list=RDrHGeCF1aS-

o&start_radio=1

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2026 08:19 AM (x0n13)

113 Who decides what is "morally proper" and on what criteria is that based?

Or better state: So what is your moral authority and where does it originate?

At least Christians can point to a immutable, transcendent moral and ethical standard and at worst be called a hypocrite for not perfectly obeying it.

But ad hoc "morality" is more fun because it is mutable, situational expedient, negotiable and seasonable, and comes with built-in Indulgences. The whole Carbon Credits scam is an expression of Simony.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:20 AM (NzX/y)

114 Great minds, battling it out. And I've got a front row seat.
Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2026 08:18 AM (ZxPkt)



Trump should NUKE it! Or he's STUPID!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:20 AM (2YhKe)

115 Following Hamas’ Oct. 7 attack, Obama defended Israel’s right to defend itself. He has never accused Israel of genocide. I
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Uh, Obama lies about breathing. Why do we give a fucking shit what he has ever said or not said (publicly). There was a time when he said marriage is only between a man and a woman. Remember? Whoever wrote this article, please come off it.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 08:20 AM (OMEzs)

116 The footage I saw, everyone on the beach thought it was awesome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

Right, you probably opened the link I posted. ABC News, however, called it "dangerous and alarming."

IOW, Trump's fault.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 16, 2026 08:20 AM (J4Dwc)

117 As per your suggestion: close up the spaces


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2026 08:19 AM (x0n13)



Or........


https://youtu.be/rHGeCF1aS-o

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:21 AM (2YhKe)

118 Insurance doesn't make things cheaper.

It must, by nature, make things more expensive, unless you believe insurance companies operate at a loss.
Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:17 AM (uSpHL)

Now you’re being retarded. Familiarize yourself with actuarial science. It’s all about assessing risk… you might learn something, but I doubt it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 08:22 AM (Jkmin)

119 In defense of standard time, if schools change their start times, these kids might need to go to a daycare or sitter prior to school. Most people don't start work at 9 a.m. Most of us start between 7 and 8. It would still be dark in the winter so you're saying all businesses should accommodate people with kids because the schools changed their start hours due to darkness and congress decides to pass this because they are incapable of doing anything else?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:22 AM (2noDb)

120 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: TinyURL at July 16, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

121 It must, by nature, make things more expensive, unless you believe insurance companies operate at a loss.
Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:17 AM (uSpHL)
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This is false. Insurance companies purchase risk, for which they earn a return. Again, tradeoffs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)

122 This is one of the coolest products ever: a laser powered mosquito zapper


Last night when I went for a walk, I had a personal bat that followed me along. My heat, movement and CO2 lure its food, the bat is hunting over bait.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:23 AM (pUU4E)

123 Insurance doesn't make things cheaper."

Ok, that's funny right there. Y'all have a good time with this one.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)

124 Hegseth gave those low-flying helicopter guys a pass- let's see what he does with the Blue Angels buzzing the beach-goers

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

125 Pretty young woman learns that young men won’t marry a hooer.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 16, 2026 08:16 AM (qZhoL)


It's been years now of men saying that they don't want a hooer, and women either saying that's misogynistic or that they're wrong and men totally want a woman who's been with 100 other guys.

At least, that's how the media (social and otherwise) portrays it... for some reason.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

126 Insurance doesn't make things cheaper.

It must, by nature, make things more expensive, unless you believe insurance companies operate at a loss.
Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:17 AM (uSpHL)



It's a scam.

There's two major frauds foisted upon the people in this world: Insurance and The Royal Family.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)

127 At least Christians can point to a immutable, transcendent moral and ethical standard and at worst be called a hypocrite for not perfectly obeying it.


I'm fine with assuming a Christian moral system, in fact I favor it.

Living in a country governed by Christian morality is, in my opinion, favorable to having "freedom of religion".

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:24 AM (uSpHL)

128 if schools change their start times, these kids might need to go to a daycare or sitter prior to school. Most people don't start work at 9 a.m. Most of us start between 7 and 8."

Yeah, let's shlep these useless kids off at 0600 hours so I can get some more sleep.

*sigh

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR)

129
Insurance has always been frustrating; in the old business days they paid out work comp claims that were demonstrably false, currently they make homeowner and auto policies illegible.

I have friends who raw-dog it regarding homes in Florida because the rates are astronomical and claims refused.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 08:25 AM (Y8DZL)

130 122 This is one of the coolest products ever: a laser powered mosquito zapper
++++
We don't require batteries. Just build us a house.

Posted by: Purple Martins at July 16, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

131 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 16, 2026 08:26 AM (53oGX)

132 “Insurance doesn't make things cheaper. It must, by nature, make things more expensive”
——-

You don’t even know what Insurance really is, absent government fuckery.

Insurance is a mutual, voluntary arrangement where members pool their resources to protect against disaster. Catastrophic events that one cannot handle financially.

I don’t have Insurance on my microwave oven. If it dies, it won’t wipe me out. I just buy a new one. I keep my truck insured, because I can’t afford the scratch to buy a new one outright.

I read a story, apparently legitimate, where Obie recounted the tale of his car being totaled in Chicago, and he tried to submit a claim on a liability policy.

People don’t understand what Insurance is, how it works, what they are paying for, what it covers, and what their responsibility is. None of it.

They pay $20 a month and think they won the fucking Lottery if their beater gets hit. And blame “greed” and “capitalism”.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:26 AM (MHpXr)

133 I have friends who raw-dog it regarding homes in Florida because the rates are astronomical and claims refused."

Sure. Insurance has alllowed more people to build more in areas with higher risk.
Amazing, huh?

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

134 John Esposito, apologist for Islam, has boarded his skiff to the next world

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 08:28 AM (gKWVE)

135 Insurance doesn't make things cheaper.

It must, by nature, make things more expensive, unless you believe insurance companies operate at a loss.
Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:17 AM (uSpHL)


And you think that having government bureaucrats in the middle will make things cheaper? Really?

No, it will hide the cost. And every year you'll pay more and more, for less and less, because you better believe that bennies for those bureaucrats come before your chemo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

136 - @80 F-O-F

Yes, though I would have placed God, who created the family unit first.
But let's dig a bit deeper. What is it about humanity that causes it to not want to follow God, or at least pick and choose which of His rules they're going to obey.
And, turning to our "leftist indoctrination centers," what is at that is taught that "proves" that He either doesn't exist or that His Word got "the beginning" wrong?

Hint, one of the best lies satan ever came up with is that he doesn't exist. Boom!! Or maybe I should say BANG!!

Posted by: TeeJ at July 16, 2026 08:28 AM (dAv7M)

137 Hegseth gave those low-flying helicopter guys a pass- let's see what he does with the Blue Angels buzzing the beach-goers

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)
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These 2 are not the same:

https://tinyurl.com/33r3ykwd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:28 AM (WTnTn)

138 Man - sorry but when my kid was little I didn't shlep him off at 0600 so I could get more sleep. We had to get up to get ready to work. Also, where did you come up with 0600 hours. It would be more like 0900 hours. If we have to pay to put them in daycare for 2-3 hours before school and arrange to have them picked up on the bus at the daycare or sitter that would suck and be costly for alot of people. I remember those days jockeying to get the kid off to school before you had to be at work. After school the kid would get dropped off at a sitter for a few hours until I got there after work.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:28 AM (2noDb)

139 They pay $20 a month and think they won the fucking Lottery if their beater gets hit. And blame “greed” and “capitalism”.

This.

And we'll burn your shop down, but that's ok 'cause you've got insurance.

/

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)

140 John Esposito, apologist for Islam, has boarded his skiff to the next world

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 08:28 AM (gKWVE)
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Piss be upon him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:29 AM (WTnTn)

141 "But why do 30% of Republicans feel this way? "

Because they believe "their" services will be funded.

Fill pot holes
Fix street lights
More police
Etc

These were once govt did to start with. Now we've got special votes to specifically fund more police. Fix highways.

Absolutely nuts

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 16, 2026 08:29 AM (beMHv)

142 > Last night when I went for a walk, I had a personal bat that followed me along. My heat, movement and CO2 lure its food, the bat is hunting over bait.
------------
Purple Martins do this when I'm out mowing the yard. It's mostly the bugs being stirred up as I mow on the tractor... but I'd assume those other cues are there too.

I'll sometimes get over a dozen of them following me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2026 08:29 AM (jehhT)

143 I remember those days jockeying to get the kid off to school before you had to be at work. "

So did I. So what? We're joking about the schools changing hours, bunky.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

144 And as it stands we are barely "governed" by Christian morality anymore. In fact the people who overthrew our culture specifically live by a moral code that is malleable, arbitrary, ever-changing, and yet as dogmatic as the most narrow-minded cultish religious zealot.

Our youth has had to do this Stepin Fetchit tapdance to the beat of this irregular drum for going on a dozen years if not longer.

And soon we will be lectured by our superiors that Christianity, like Capitalism, just isn't working. Our society is filled to the brim with judgment, persecution and the occasional shame, but has no measure of mercy, grace or forgiveness. It is a recipe for broken people nevermind a broken culture.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 08:30 AM (OMEzs)

145 In defense of standard time, if schools change their start times, these kids might need to go to a daycare or sitter prior to school. Most people don't start work at 9 a.m. Most of us start between 7 and 8. It would still be dark in the winter so you're saying all businesses should accommodate people with kids because the schools changed their start hours due to darkness and congress decides to pass this because they are incapable of doing anything else?
Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:22 AM (2noDb)


That seems more a defense of changing times to accommodate workers with children more than standard time.

Individual state voters could always choose to move the clock around as they saw fit, as Arizona and Hawaii choose not to, without subjecting everyone else to the needs of working parents in northern latitudes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

146 John Esposito, apologist for Islam, has boarded his skiff to the next world"

That's the guy from Georgetown, right? What an arse.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)

147 As a kid growing up, I used to go to school on the school bus at 7am.

It was dark outside! The horror, the horror!!

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 08:31 AM (Oy/m2)

148 Man, I guess you're not getting it. If the schools change their start hours till say 9 am because it doesn't get light until 8:30 am what time do I go into work if my day at work starts at 7 am, Bunky?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:31 AM (2noDb)

149 the people who overthrew our culture specifically live by a moral code that is malleable, arbitrary, ever-changing, and yet as dogmatic as the most narrow-minded cultish religious zealot."

Tribalism. Human nature.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

150 It's a scam.
——

Because government got involved! Seriously.

All that shit government requires costs money, and it just gets rolled into premiums that everyone else pays.

A buddy of mine, a room mate was incensed he had to pay more for SR22 policy. He didn’t think it was “fair” to pay more for auto insurance because he had a drunk driving charge. This is the leftist mind set.

At one time, in the dark ages, most insurance companies wouldn’t even write a policy on a car that was financed. Bad risk, and they were probably right, more or less.

Cost shifting.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:32 AM (MHpXr)

151 If the schools change their start hours"

"If"

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

152 I'm fine with assuming a Christian moral system, in fact I favor it.

Living in a country governed by Christian morality is, in my opinion, favorable to having "freedom of religion".
Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:24 AM (uSpHL)


And, in your opinion, a Christian moral system permits you to hire someone to come to me, with a gun, and take the fruits of my labor, for your benefit?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

153 Dantesed, right, I don't really care that it's dark in the morning, we did the same, but if they do this daylight savings year round, you know the liberal schools will change their times to accommodate the daylight and we will all be fucked on getting to our jobs in a timely manner due to later start times for school.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:32 AM (2noDb)

154 Limbaugh was in cancer treatment for several years before his death. He talked about insurance once and it really baffled the people he was dealing with since he was self-insured and had no policy from any company. He would tell those involved to simply send him a bill.
Of course, his radio broadcasting contract was paying him $25 million a year, so...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 16, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

155 Insurance doesn't make things cheaper.

That is complete bullshit.

Insurance reflects risk mitigation. If you don't like your rate, then alter your risk profile. Don't like high insurance rates? Then push your fat pre-diabetic ass away from the Golden Corral buffet desert rack, stop smoking, embrace temperance, quit doing drugs.

Think that has nothing to do with it? Then check out Mutual Benefit societies like Samaritan's that have medical cost sharing between cherry-picked members. Looks like socialism, but is an insurance program that maneuvers around the evil of Obamacare.

Know why their rates are substantially lower? They still have structural overhead and still deal with medical facilities, but they don't cover high-risk people like drug users and those who are chronic psychological clients, or those with crappy health-lifestyle (morbid obese, alcoholic, etc.)

Obamacare says: Live like a gluttonous, self-abusing libertine and we will cover the profoundly expensive costs of maintaining your stupid life.

Socialism has you paying for prison "gender affirming care" and boob jobs for prostitutes, while killing off the depressed and lonely because "Burden"

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:33 AM (nCgQz)

156 The Miley Cirus interview is quite sad. Pretty young woman learns that young men won’t marry a hooer.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 16, 2026 08:16 AM (qZhoL)
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I don't think that a woman's taste in 60's rock music should affect a relationship to such an extent.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:33 AM (WTnTn)

157 Kentucky has “Free” windshield replacement due to rock chips, state law, I understand. Sounds good.

Do you think it’s really free? Or maybe … you pay for it on your auto premium? You get one guess

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:33 AM (MHpXr)

158 For the record, I don't have this issue since my kid is 38 years old and just graduating high school. LOL I kid.
However I can see this being a problem for alot of young couples with kids that didn't expect this since most schools start at a reasonable hour so people can drop them off and get to work.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:34 AM (2noDb)

159 Today Is National Cherry Day. 🍒

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

160 Insurance.

This video is infuriating........


https://youtu.be/m4vctv3N32s

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

161 So, okay, body cams on ICE agents

Remember when their was a debate about putting body cams on regular cops the left was for it - they believed it would show massive bad behavior by cops and especially racism.

And while there has been an occasional bad apple most police body cam footage has in fact shown the people they are arresting are assholes and escalate confrontations.

So I would be ok with bodycams on ICE, but tie it to something we want like passing SAVE.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:34 AM (sKqQm)

162 And, in your opinion, a Christian moral system permits you to hire someone to come to me, with a gun, and take the fruits of my labor, for your benefit?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)
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A gun, no. But a... cross bow, perhaps.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:35 AM (WTnTn)

163 And, in your opinion, a Christian moral system permits you to hire someone to come to me, with a gun, and take the fruits of my labor, for your benefit?


That's already the state of things that aren't governed by a Christian moral system, yes?

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:36 AM (uSpHL)

164 We’re not too surprised that 51% of liberals say they’re “willing to pay higher taxes to support more social programs.

In my experience the only leftists willing to pay more in taxes for social programs is those being directly or indirectly paid by those social programs.

I live among upper middle class/lower upper class leftists and they all complain they are taxed to much unlike "the rich"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:36 AM (sKqQm)

165 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

That's a crap account.

Amanda Lee completed her two-year tour with the Blues in 2024. She wasn't the one flying low yesterday.

I don't know which pilot is was, but since the jet number is clearly painted on the vertical stabilizers of each jet, I'm sure quite a few have identified him.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 16, 2026 08:36 AM (J4Dwc)

166 Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Oh. great. Now you've done it.

Robin of Locksley will be posting soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

167 I thought the Ice announcement was that they were going to pause the traffic stops for a few weeks while they review their traffic -stop training, not that they were stopping it permanently But either way, when a guy tries to kill you with his car, shooting him should be exactly what theyre trained to do.

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 08:37 AM (lCppi)

168 Most people don't start work at 9 a.m. Most of us start between 7 and 8. It would still be dark in the winter so you're saying all businesses should accommodate people with kids because the schools changed their start hours due to darkness and congress decides to pass this because they are incapable of doing anything else?
Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:22 AM (2noDb)



Yes.

It's not hard. Work will still get done. Hours will still be put in. People can make their own decisions on how to handle it, where necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

169 Socialism has you paying for prison "gender affirming care" and boob jobs for prostitutes, while killing off the depressed and lonely because "Burden"

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:33 AM (nCgQz)

And don't forget the middle men it creates who siphon off a 20% of all transactions through either bureaucracy or straight theft (BIRM). The true point of the thing. Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 08:37 AM (OMEzs)

170 The poll also asked whether respondents “believe the government should own key industries such as healthcare and energy.”

Previous bouts of socialist intervention have caused most of our current problems, but politicians constantly claim the problem is we haven't gone socialist enough.

So for example imagine a world where the government has no interaction with healthcare whatsoever. Costs would be a fraction of what they are now. But since EVERYONE talks about "fixing" the problem with more socialism even right leaning pols this is never discussed.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:39 AM (sKqQm)

171 Today Is National Cherry Day. 🍒

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 08:34 AM (NpAcC)
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Here in Israel, we had a fantastic abundance of cherries this year on our vacation home tree. Picked them over several weeks at different stages.

The last ones we picked were used by Mrs. BD to make some homemade sweet kirsch (not my cup of bourbon). They're still fermenting in a jar in a dark cool closet.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:39 AM (WTnTn)

172 Man, I guess you're not getting it. If the schools change their start hours till say 9 am because it doesn't get light until 8:30 am what time do I go into work if my day at work starts at 7 am, Bunky?

Just want to make sure that we are reading this correctly. Since you feel that you will be inconvenienced, 400 million people need to alter their lifestyle to accommodate your lack of will or creativity.

Give your stupid snowflake kids flashlights if they are terrified of the dark.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:39 AM (nCgQz)

173 That's already the state of things that aren't governed by a Christian moral system, yes?
Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:36 AM (uSpHL)


Sure, but YOU have stated that you prefer both a Christian moral system AND the government taking care of people.

Well... the government taking care of people costs money. That means that YOU want the government to take more of MY money to pay for the things that YOU choose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)

174 In my experience the only leftists willing to pay more in taxes for social programs is those being directly or indirectly paid by those social programs.

I live among upper middle class/lower upper class leftists and they all complain they are taxed to much unlike "the rich"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:36 AM (sKqQm)

The key is they SAY they're willing to do so. Telling someone you are willing to do something is not the same as actually being willing to do it.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 08:39 AM (OMEzs)

175 And don't forget the middle men it creates who siphon off a 20% of all transactions through either bureaucracy or straight theft (BIRM). The true point of the thing. Never let a crisis go to waste.

Also all that paper work we still need to do? Its because of the government.

Remember how computerization was going to end paperwork? And how it didn't? That's because the government just demanded MORE paperwork.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

176 Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Oh. great. Now you've done it.

Robin of Locksley will be posting soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)
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/dons green tights

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:40 AM (WTnTn)

177 There are certainly more zoomers on the nominal Right than millennials - I'm one of three people in that group, so it's not hard to beat.

But it's not the "Right" as anyone over about 35 thinks of it.

It's "anti-woke." Which isn't a bad thing. Woke is pretty fucking horrible after all. They also appear to be more religious/traditional. Also good. Anti-immigration. Also good.

But... that's about it. They're all socialists. It's almost an inversion of libertarianism. Economically Leftist, and in loooove with big government, but socially Right.

The problem here is intractable for them. If they want this giant government that pays for all their shit, they'll need to make common cause with the Left to build their socialist superstate.

Those people are never going to cede a millimeter of ground on their other issues, and this will all be hashed out during 50 years of rule by my generation, the furthest Left of them all, and the wokest by far.

They'll have to sacrifice everything they else they want for their socialism - and they will. It's a go-nowhere idelogy.

Unless they take power by force and impose their vision, of course. But l don't see that happening from these kids.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2026 08:41 AM (BI5O2)

178 >>So I would be ok with bodycams on ICE, but tie it to something we want like passing SAVE.

Some already wear them. I have no problem with ICE wearing body cams. In fact, I think it would be helpful to us and very bad for the left.

Unless you believe that ICE agents are out of control Nazis as the left insists, the more facts that can be brought to their actions and more importantly the actions of illegals and their supporters the better. The left thrives when the evidence is largely hearsay because they tend to lie a lot. Like always. Visual evidence makes it a lot harder for them and helps expose their lies.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 08:41 AM (viF8m)

179 Sure, but YOU have stated that you prefer both a Christian moral system AND the government taking care of people.


The first half of that statement is correct.

As to the second half, I merely state that I wasn't sure where the line is between socialized medicine and laissez faire capitalist health care.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:42 AM (uSpHL)

180 The key is they SAY they're willing to do so. Telling someone you are willing to do something is not the same as actually being willing to do it.

There was a survey a while back that the left touted that showed 80% of people or some number like that believed AGW was an existential crises.

But then the survey further asked people how much they would personally be willing to pay to stop this existential crises. The answer? $3.

Now this is three pre-Bidenbux dollars but still...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)

181 John Esposito passed. Jesuit apologist for Islam.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:42 AM (OXYE0)

182 It's also, Guinea Pig Appreciation Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

183 Morning all.

We lost another legend today.

Rest in peace. Hal Williams has sadly passed away at the age of 87, leaving behind a remarkable legacy that entertained generations of television fans.

Best known for his roles as Lester Jenkins in 227 and Officer “Smitty” Smith in Sanford and Son.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2026 08:43 AM (u3HiE)

184 @176 will it be an actual English Robin of Locksley or a Kevin Costner version?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:44 AM (OXYE0)

185 Last night when I went for a walk, I had a personal bat that followed me along. My heat, movement and CO2 lure its food, the bat is hunting over bait.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:23 AM (pUU4E)
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Do you sleep in a coffin during the daytime? Avoid sunlight, holy water, silver, and wooden stakes? If so you may be a vampire. . . .

/:>)

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 16, 2026 08:44 AM (JNTt1)

186 So for example imagine a world where the government has no interaction with healthcare whatsoever.

That is going to be true for any regulated industry.

For example, you present to an ER for service. They are going to ask you six questions having absolutely nothing to do with why you are there. Its to determine if you are going to need a sitter in the room because you might be suicidal. If you joke around or answer the question a certain way, the hospital is required to have a trained, licensed and 24/7 in the room sitter just to do nothing more than watch you. If they need to take a leak, they have to bring in someone for the sitter's absence.

Now multiply this butt-fuckery by 10,000.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:45 AM (nAS9C)

187 As to the second half, I merely state that I wasn't sure where the line is between socialized medicine and laissez faire capitalist health care.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:42 AM (uSpHL)


In that case, I apologize for misrepresenting your position.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

188 If you want to solve the rise of socialism the key is to seriously role back current levels of government intervention in the economy.

Why?

The problem these people are concerned about is that their salaries are not going up as fast of the cost of living. But...this is a backward view.

As the economy gets more efficient costs of living are supposed to go DOWN not up. And a great example of this from one sector is TVs. You can now buy a TV better that was even available 20 years ago for 1/5 the price of the average TV then.

Almost every good and service should have followed this same pattern (if not scale) over the last 20 years. Why haven't they? Government intervention in the economy.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

189 Around here, kids start school in the dark for nearly the entire year. Free breakfasts. Schools serve them at something like 0630. It's dark at that hour... the entire time the kids are in school.

Cut out the early morning day care activities schools are being funded for and you could start at 0900 when it's light... all school year.

And quit bitching about "it being dark."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2026 08:46 AM (jehhT)

190 Why not just make a van out of meth crystals and smuggle it across the border? It worked for us back in 1978.

They even made a documentary about our adventure entitled, "Up In Smoke."

Posted by: Pedro DePacas and Anthony "Man" Stoner at July 16, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)

191 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

That's a crap account.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 16, 2026 08:36 AM (J4Dwc)
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OK. But the video is what counts. That was an absurd flyover. Everyone and everything was blown away in more ways than one.

I remember the pleasure back in the late 70s of a low beach flyover of an Israeli F-4 Phantom. It went right over our heads, not over the ocean. You could easily make out the crew. But no harm was done on the ground except for the sudden BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:46 AM (WTnTn)

192 John Esposito passed. Jesuit apologist for Islam.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:42 AM (OXYE0)



I don't know who that is, but I imagine he's learning the joys of a relationship with allah as we speak. I bet the warmth of collectiveness is scorching.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

193 As I said, this does not affect me but it's the equivalent of telling businesses they need to adjust their work hours to accommodate those who want to see the sun in the winter past 5 o'clock and if any of them have kids in school. Sometimes work hours are not up for debate. Who's the snowflake here...Sponge, because it ain't me? I'm just trying to point out an issue. I don't give two shits if the kids wait in the dark, but I can see society deciding they shouldn't and change everything to accommodate those people who don't mind darkness till mid morning so they can have an extra hour after work to see daylight.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:46 AM (2noDb)

194
“Year round Daylight Saving Time Could Put Students In The Dark”

___________

Get them accustomed to it before working at the mine or the mill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2026 08:46 AM (+VZIW)

195 180 The key is they SAY they're willing to do so. Telling someone you are willing to do something is not the same as actually being willing to do it.

There was a survey a while back that the left touted that showed 80% of people or some number like that believed AGW was an existential crises.

But then the survey further asked people how much they would personally be willing to pay to stop this existential crises. The answer? $3.

Now this is three pre-Bidenbux dollars but still...
Posted by: 18-1


LET's GO BRANDON

They wreck'd; just wreck'd it; Precisely why this was good timing.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WeaponizedKragleWH


Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 16, 2026 08:46 AM (R4HVz)

196 Ok we get it that not everyone will be happy with DST. Or not DST. There's no reason to get snippy about what other people think about it.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 08:47 AM (MWfyi)

197 I saw Young Washington last night. It's quite good and I enjoyed it. A pleasant unexpected surprise: Kelsey Grammer in the role of Lord Fairfax. Lots of scenes of Colonial Williamsburg and excellent costumes. Some great supporting characters as well.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 16, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

198 As I understand it some states can opt out of permanent daylight savings time and go with standard time. Republicans could eff up a wet dream

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (OXYE0)

199 They even made a documentary about our adventure entitled, "Up In Smoke."
Posted by: Pedro DePacas and Anthony "Man" Stoner at July 16, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)




"SHOOT the MOON!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

200 Sure, but YOU have stated that you prefer both a Christian moral system AND the government taking care of people


To carry the point out further, I would note that a Christian moral system would NOT fund many of the things your preferred secular morality system does.

Among them, having children out of wedlock, laying about without a job, child sex changes, abortion clinics, assisted medical suicide, usury, and various other aberrations.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (uSpHL)

201 Markwayne Mullin has been a walking red flag on immigration for a long time.

But Trump got distracted by his appearance and MMA fighter background.

Posted by: Commodore at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (V6W16)

202 between socialized medicine and laissez faire capitalist health care"

Like LASIK...

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

203 Oh and another thing on right leaning people with leftwing views on economics...libertarians are RARE and the GOPe nominally dropping people that are socially right to go after people that are economically right and socially liberal was always failure theater.

You are going to get people to the polls by offering to stop schools from transing their kids. You aren't going to get people to the polls by promising a corporate tax cut.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

204 @176 will it be an actual English Robin of Locksley or a Kevin Costner version?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:44 AM (OXYE0)
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Cary Elwes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (WTnTn)

205 The problem here is intractable for them. If they want this giant government that pays for all their shit, they'll need to make common cause with the Left to build their socialist superstate.

YD
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Or... they need to learn the lesson that has been taught many times before. There IS no social right with a government left. The second thing obviates the first. The problem is ignorance, not ideology. And that's a different problem with a different solution.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (OMEzs)

206 line is between socialized medicine and laissez faire capitalist health care.
——

You keep setting up false choices. Health Insurance is what’s under discussion.

Once you start claiming Health Care should be “Free”, it’s something completely different.

Should Doctors work for Free? That’s what you’re claiming. What other professions should be required to render services without compensation?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (MHpXr)

207 As I understand it some states can opt out of permanent daylight savings time and go with standard time. Republicans could eff up a wet dream
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:48 AM (OXYE0)



Arizona and some area in Indiana haven't changed time in decades.

Some how, their kids aren't dead and people still make it to work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:49 AM (2YhKe)

208 Oh and Community Notes....fuck you. I said this doesn't affect me and my kid 30 plus years ago went to private school and picked him up at his daycare home and dropped him off there (her kids went to the same school). So it wasn't an issue, but I can see where it would be since the school times have changed in the last 30 plus years.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:49 AM (2noDb)

209 >There's no reason to get snippy about what other people think about it.

++++++

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Person who likes to get snippy at July 16, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

210 I was disappointed, but not much surprised, at Mullin's restrictions on ICE. I knew him (knew of him, anyway) back when he was just a plumber. Hoped he would be stronger, and he has been to some degree, but he's still of the mold of Lankford. Oklahoma squishes.😞

Statesmen act from principle. Politicians react to the weathervane.

Mullin could have made a more temperate order that would still allow ICE to do their job. Trump could then have made a more temperate order taking the controls back. For appearances, rather than seeming like opponents. Of ICE. And each other.

Am I making sense? I've only had a cup of coffee.

Good morning.🌅

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at July 16, 2026 08:50 AM (p+5Bi)

211 I saw Young Washington last night. It's quite good and I enjoyed it. A pleasant unexpected surprise: Kelsey Grammer in the role of Lord Fairfax. Lots of scenes of Colonial Williamsburg and excellent costumes. Some great supporting characters as well.

I think it was well done with good acting across the board except the woman that played Washington's girlfriend.

Also the actor that played Washington's friend looks too much like JD Vance. He did fine in the role but it was distracting...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

212 I don't care one way or the other as long as they settle on one fn time scheme.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 08:51 AM (MWfyi)

213 but I can see where it would be since the school times have changed in the last 30 plus years.
Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:49 AM (2noDb)



But hope and CHANGE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:51 AM (2YhKe)

214 >>Arizona and some area in Indiana haven't changed time in decades.

>>Some how, their kids aren't dead and people still make it to work.

And generations of kids in certain areas of the country grew up going to school in the dark. Some didn't survive but it was a price we were willing to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)

215 Sponge, I heard that some states can do that but to do that they need to have every state that touches their state be in agreement. So say for Connecticut, if New York, Mass, and RI says yes and New York touches PA and they say no, New York can't do it, which means we can't and so on. So it's a long line of Mother May I before you can opt out.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:51 AM (2noDb)

216 Mommy's home!

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec
1h

I will be back at the podium today at 1PM. Tune in!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:51 AM (WTnTn)

217 Some how, their kids aren't dead and people still make it to work"

So you say...

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

218 There's no reason to get snippy about what other people think about it.
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Totally agree.

Posted by: Clippy at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

219 Health Insurance is an odd thing.

I have home insurance and baring some major issue with my house it does nothing. But that keeps costs relatively low.

Conversely heath "insurance" pays for routine physicals and other things like that but my bill is absurd.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

220 @176 will it be an actual English Robin of Locksley or a Kevin Costner version?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 08:44 AM (OXYE0)


Black woman, h8r!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

221 Hunter Biden sounds like he is literally mentally insane. He's delusional, paranoid and uncontrollable.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM (/WQyy)

222 18-1 OMG yea, his friend did look like JD. It was excellent. I wasn't impressed with George Washington's mother's role. She sounded like she was always in mid stroke when she spoke.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM (2noDb)

223 Here in Israel, we had a fantastic abundance of cherries this year on our vacation home tree. Picked them over several weeks at different stages.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 08:39 AM (WTnTn)
*****
I always wanted to have a cherry tree.
Unfortunately, I can't have one due to my growing zone.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

224 When I was in the military, Health Care was Free.

But they owned my ass, too. I could get an Article 15 for a severe sunburn. Why? Because I can’t do my job.

If I got fat, they required me to get on a fat boy program. Food was “Free” too. But they don’t allow Obesity. Or they didn’t used to anyhow.

People often mean well, but they do not understand human nature, not even a little bit. Thus the abject horrors historically of Socialism. Piles of skulls. Millions slaughtered. Collectivist totalitarian regimes cannot make it work, even at gunpoint. History is clear on this.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 08:53 AM (MHpXr)

225 Black woman, h8r!"

What's a woman?

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

226 Statesmen act from principle. Politicians react to the weathervane.

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nice, and true!

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

227 Whatever

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 08:54 AM (2noDb)

228 Hunter Biden sounds like he is literally mentally insane. He's delusional, paranoid and uncontrollable.
Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM (/WQyy)



Crack cocaine tends to effect the brain in negative ways.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)

229 As to the second half, I merely state that I wasn't sure where the line is between socialized medicine and laissez faire capitalist health care.

Your question is academic, not rooted in reality.

You will never find pure Christian ethics/morality adoption, and you won't ever find your altruistic socialism.

You get Fallen individuals and the levels of chaos that surround them. There is this meme going about concerning the downright pleasure of growing up in the 1970s. What is left out is the race riots, gas lines, war conscription, leftist terrorism, 20% home mortgage rates.

Why it seems better is that society, for what it compares to today, was largely homogeneous, particularly away from the urban areas which, since Esau killed his brother and formed his own city, has been hell holes in one way or another.

Mutual Aid societies are where neighbors cared for their neighbors who were reluctant for charity, but accepted it and often repaid what was given. That is a mark of a High Trust Society brought to you by Christianity.

Ain't that way now.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 08:54 AM (NzX/y)

230 People often mean well"

This. And they mean to rule as well.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

231 Washington had a girlfriend??

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 08:54 AM (Oy/m2)

232
What's a woman?

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)



Men that can have babies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)

233 sounds like he is literally mentally insane. He's delusional, paranoid and weaned on cock.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 16, 2026 08:55 AM (Kt19C)

234 Black woman, h8r!"

Brandon Gill was in a hearing with some leftist arguing for some feminist initative that would ban discrimination against women or something and he asked her "Does the bill define what a woman is?" and the Democrat almost had a stroke.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

235 Arizona and some area in Indiana haven't changed time in decades."

Those poor, impoverished folks. They're probably all dead, too.

Wonder if they had insurance?

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

236 American kids used to be tougher. Why, I kilt a bear at age 3.

Posted by: Davy Crockett, Hero of the Alamo at July 16, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)

237 Joe Biden molested his daughter and she ended up a sex and drug addict.

Well, Hunter Biden is also a sex and drug addict. I wonder why?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:56 AM (sKqQm)

238 Hunter Biden sounds like he is literally mentally insane. He's delusional, paranoid and uncontrollable.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM (/WQyy)

He's a bomb thrower. An obvious part of their push for taking back masculinity.

They LOVE using people with a known "name" to push push push. It tends to sit better with normies when it comes from a name they recognize. Remember Lizard Cheney? Romney? (he ran for president once!!!)

The amount of people who convince themselves they know all about politics because they recognize someone's name is off the charts.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 08:56 AM (OMEzs)

239
>221 Hunter Biden sounds like he is literally mentally insane. He's delusional, paranoid and uncontrollable.
Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM
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It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at July 16, 2026 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)

240 Health insurance should be limited to catastrophic coverage, ie, where there is no incentive to use the coverage. All routine care should be fee for service.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2026 08:58 AM (XvL8K)

241
Well, Hunter Biden is also a sex and drug addict. I wonder why?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:56 AM (sKqQm)



Hunter banged his sister? Is she a 1/2 or whole sister?

What level of wrong are we talking about here?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

242 Davy Crockett, Hero of the Alamo"

Sure.

/Travis and Bowie

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

243 Word is that Trump will reveal tonight how the CIA and Chi-Coms stole the 2020 election.

I expect that he'll require federal intervention in some places, especially if Congress doesn't pass the SAVE Act.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 16, 2026 08:58 AM (dtajH)

244 Posted by: Doug Whiner at July 16, 2026 08:57 AM (YUM3t)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 16, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

245 What did MarkWayne Mullin do? I missed it I guess

MarkWayne is a stupid name. Pick one: Mark or Wayne?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 08:59 AM (q6iEv)

246 There can be more than one.

Posted by: Davy Crockett, Hero of the Alamo at July 16, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)

247 I expect that he'll require federal intervention in some places, especially if Congress doesn't pass the SAVE Act."

Or could dig up Jimmeh Carter for some election monitoring...

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

248 man

Data on school student deaths from school busses are very well examined. There are very few from waiting in the dark to get on the bus.

It is 800 times more dangerous for parents or high school students to drive to school vice ride a school bus.

Simple rules like wait 10 feet away from the bus until the door opens, don't run after the bus as it leaves, or have the driver check all mirrors before leaving stop a lot of potential damage.

Sure there are close calls.
I have a story of one myself, from a student dressed in all black in a very dark neighborhood, on a cloudy night try to run in front of the bus to stop me and get to school. I stopped in time. And we had a one-way discussion on safety all the way to school.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

249 LOL and I hadn't even read his latest quotes yet.

"What fucking kind of man would I be if I didn't tell him to go fuck himself?"

Obvious Democrat is obvious.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 08:59 AM (OMEzs)

250 Black woman, h8r!"

What's a woman?

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)
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Must I remind you:

Same as in town.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 09:00 AM (D0X9e)

251 What did MarkWayne Mullin do? I missed it I guess

MarkWayne is a stupid name. Pick one: Mark or Wayne?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 08:59 AM (q6iEv)

It's fine.

Posted by: JimmyJohn at July 16, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)

252 Americans have long suspected that Joe Biden’s hand-picked special prosecutor weaponized government at the highest levels, in part by unconstitutionally spying on members of Congress — including me — and by perjuring himself when Congress questioned him about it.

On Tuesday, newly declassified records confirmed exactly that.
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Why Jack Smith hasn't already been arrested is beyond my ken. Just on thee strength of what is known there should be an indictment and perp walk for the world to see. The DOJ can keep investigating and always issue a superseding indictment later, but speed is important to justice!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 09:00 AM (niIJo)

253 Everybody enjoy the ESPYS last evening?

Posted by: mr tmz at July 16, 2026 09:00 AM (rJ48h)

254 You keep setting up false choices. Health Insurance is what’s under discussion.

Once you start claiming Health Care should be “Free”, it’s something completely different.

Should Doctors work for Free? That’s what you’re claiming. What other professions should be required to render services without compensation?



Perhaps you are discussing insurance, I'm not.

I merely mentioned that insurance must invariably make the industry more costly on the whole, given the nature that insurance companies must make a profit. It's unavoidable, lest you make insurance a giant Ponzi scheme like Social Security.

I'm discussing whether or not health CARE is a necessary utility no different than a standing military, police force, fire department, EMS service or orherwise.

Certainly we all agree there are massive drawbacks and inefficiencies involved in having government involved, but also must acknowledge it's not a completely free market supply and demand service either.

You'll pay whatever the doctor tells you for your life-extending medication because the demand is inelastic.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:00 AM (uSpHL)

255 This could be a very interesting day if Trump unveils a lot of info on the Georgia steal. If he just makes allegations the propaganda ministries will fight like hell against it. If he brings receipts then different story because non lunatic people might just listen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:01 AM (OXYE0)

256 Re: Young Washington.

Who knew young George was a Gangsta

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 16, 2026 09:01 AM (dtajH)

257 Basically only in America, maybe Japan, you can walk into an Urgent Health clinic with a stomach issue and get a CT Scan or referral from one immediately and a follow up MRI if necessary. You can walk into an ER with an undiagnosed heart problem and have surgery the same day.

The horror stories I hear about socialized medicine wait times for treatment scare the begesus out of me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 09:01 AM (/WQyy)

258 It's fine.
Posted by: JimmyJohn at July 16, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)
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We agree.

Posted by: Bobbie Sue and Mary Jane at July 16, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

259 I have home insurance and baring some major issue with my house it does nothing. But that keeps costs relatively low.

Look around the room, much of the differences in homes today over those several generations ago is because of insurance. Homes don't burn down as much as they used to.

Insurance drove aluminum wiring out, cedar roof shakes out, redesigned appliances, electrical and plumbing guidance and structure integrity regulations.

Seat belts in cars and baby seats was purely an insurance move. Want lower rates? Garage the car. Have the expensive lane and brake assist features. Don't smash into things. These are trade-offs made to secure lower insurance.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 09:01 AM (a6PrB)

260 It's fine.
Posted by: JimmyJohn at July 16, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)

John-Boy has entered the chat.

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 09:02 AM (Oy/m2)

261 Hunter is delusional and uncontrollable but he's not paranoid. People are out to get him including his own lawyers.

He's millions in debt and now his protection and his burgeoning art career are finished. He's in a world of hurt and he knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:02 AM (viF8m)

262 Democrat JoAnna Mendoza, a candidate for Arizona’s 6th Congressional District, reportedly followed multiple OnlyFans models, witchcraft accounts, as well as sexually explicit content producers, on her campaign’s official Instagram account.
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Are you serious with this?!

Hey Democrats, someone should introduce Mendoza to Platner; they're perfect for each other.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 09:02 AM (niIJo)

263 Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:00 AM (uSpH

Do you know how insurance companies make their money? Hint: it ain't the premiums.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 09:03 AM (/WQyy)

264 Conversely heath "insurance" pays for routine physicals and other things like that but my bill is absurd.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)
~~~~~

Started with HMOs and the HMO Act of 1973, brought to you by none other than the Lion of the Senate, who also brought us the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965 which successfully changed the face of America, as intended. Unfortunately.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 16, 2026 09:03 AM (3ImbR)

265 ZoomerCon

Sigh. This is a straw man argument. You need to really examine better paths.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)

266 John Deere had a great family health Insurance program.

It was Union negotiated. Eventually it morphed into covering everything. People don’t even want to pay for fucking cough drops.

Insurance by definition is catastrophic coverage for unlikely, but possible shit that would wipe you out financially. Once you get away from that definition, this concept, it goes off the rails.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 09:03 AM (MHpXr)

267 It is 800 times more dangerous for parents or high school students to drive to school vice ride a school bus"

Here the snot goblins are either in mom's suv or riding an electric scooter. Last year's ride of choice was the "Bugatti" scooter - right around $1k at Costco...

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

268 Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 08:54 AM (Oy/m2)

I'm guessing you're being facetious?. The woman ( or one of them) he probably loved before she married someone else was Sally Cary who married Mr. Fairfax.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 09:04 AM (Bw1/o)

269 Insurance in other sectors mostly operates to cover low occurrence costs that would be beyond what people/businesses can afford to pay out of pocket.

Generally this is good thing and necessary thing...imagine the classic case of your house burning down. Unlikely to happen but if it does the costs will bankrupt you unless you've paid another company to pick up those costs.

The problem is health insurance doesn't actually work like this instead covering a grab bag of services that people could pay for out of pocket.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)

270 insurance must invariably make the industry more costly on the whole"

A rather odd assertion. Have you specific proofs, or is this just guesswork?

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

271 Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:02 AM (viF8m)

I understand that but he's paranoid about things beyond that. Drugs can do that to you even after you've allegedly stopped.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 09:06 AM (/WQyy)

272 Do you know how insurance companies make their money? Hint: it ain't the premiums.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 09:03 AM (/WQyy)



Well, yes, technically it is the premiums, which provide the capital for their investment strategies.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:06 AM (uSpHL)

273 This could be a very interesting day if Trump unveils a lot of info on the Georgia steal. If he just makes allegations the propaganda ministries will fight like hell against it. If he brings receipts then different story because non lunatic people might just listen
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:01 AM (OXYE0)

Sadly their TDS is so strong, he could bring bullet proof incontrovertible evidence with receipts piled to the ceiling and they will still fight like demons defending the notion that the 2020 election was as pure as the wind driven snow. The non lunatics just aren’t paying attention and won’t (also sad)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 09:06 AM (q6iEv)

274 When the Father Of Our Country was young and frisky, he was quite smitten with a certain Sally Cary. However, she opted to marry into the family of the obscenely wealthy Lord Fairfax.

Which, by the way, is the name of one of the most affluent counties in the country. It's motto: "Fairfax. More dollars than sense."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 16, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

275 I'd argue that this reaction to the "poll" is the entire point of the poll - to make it seem as if "socialism" is inevitable.

I don't believe for one second thta 40+ percent of Republicans think the government should own some businesses. What a load of absolute SHIT

Posted by: deadrody at July 16, 2026 09:07 AM (qf6NU)

276
Glenn Reynolds is positing that Trump will cite Article 4, section 4 in regard to election fraud prevention tonight.

Imagine him doing that with OUR CONSTITUTION!!!

Intercepted Kos Post guy should have a busy evening of leftist freak out reporting.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 09:07 AM (Y8DZL)

277 It's amazing how few seem to understand how much of politics and what you read and especially leftard people's "quotes" are scripted bullshit.

I guess first you have to understand WHY it's scripted. But remember Rush didn't call Washington "Hollywood for ugly people" because he believed they were all speaking off the cuff.

Hunter is contained and controlled. He is performing a service. I wouldn't be surprised if he runs for president in 2028. I have said for some time now the Democrat Primary is going to be a WWF style circus. I think that more now than ever with the "sudden" appearance of the DSA and people like Hunty being given constant airtime. They want their "message" heard and so I expect a lot of attention grabbing "fighting" on the Democrat side.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 09:07 AM (OMEzs)

278 Well, yes, technically it is the premiums, which provide the capital for their investment strategies.
Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:06 AM (uSpHL)

I don't think you know what technically means.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2026 09:07 AM (/WQyy)

279 FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 09:04 AM (Bw1/o)

Thanks for the info. I don't know much about Washington in his younger years.

Yes, I was being facetious.

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 09:07 AM (Oy/m2)

280 Life insurance has very different economics than property and casualty insurance. Just ask Warren Buffet

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 16, 2026 09:07 AM (dtajH)

281 If he just makes allegations the propaganda ministries will fight like hell against it.
———

Donny Two Scoops sounds like a loose cannon sometimes.

He never says anything that can’t be proved 3 ways to Sunday. The “media” still hasn’t figured this out, after ten years or so. They always take the bait. Always.

And start shining a big spotlight on whatever it was they had heretofore been studiously avoiding. It’s quite amusing, really.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 09:07 AM (MHpXr)

282 I merely mentioned that insurance must invariably make the industry more costly on the whole, given the nature that insurance companies must make a profit.

Insurance was originally a wealth management tool.

It was better to pay someone to eat the risks rather than chance it and then try to scare up some money when calamity hits.

Then poor people wanted the benefits that wealthy people earned without actually having to work for it. We call that coveting and stealing "socialism" and instead of it being a violation of two of the Ten Commandments, is now a Right and a Virtue.

Of course, the insurance companies likely own the building you work in, are backing the mortgage of your house and invest by the hundreds of billions in things that shed regular income streams.

Your premiums also help make modern life available.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 09:08 AM (a6PrB)

283 I love it when the lefties say there were 60 cases that were adjudicated about the 2020 election and none of them had the goods. How about the 100's that had affidavits from poll workers that were told they didn't have standing to present to the court?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 09:08 AM (2noDb)

284 Tonight isn't about proof, it's about narrative. Trump is trying to win another election. And he will do it. And the bastard Republicans won't deserve it.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 09:08 AM (OMEzs)

285 FenelonSpoke

From Washington, A Life by Ron Chernow, George pined for the sister of Sally Fairfax while single. Only after Sally married was there some serious flirtations with her and George.

Once George married Martha, that all ended. They were friends that spent time in the same social circles, without a hint of scandal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

286 Insurance companies aren't private equity firms that make money trading that then use those proceeds to fund their insurance businesses.

They are brokerages which invest your premiums and use the earnings off of those assets to offset the cost of insuring you.

So yes, I do know what "technically" means.

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:10 AM (uSpHL)

287 Hunter's not delusional. Impulsive, yes. He's probably jacked up on a cocktail of drugs every waking hour too. It's bound to take a toll.

He's also trying to position himself as a serious, potential political candidate. Office unknown. But some speculate it could be the White House in a lame attempt to reclaim his family's relevance.

OTOH... yeah, he could be delusional.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2026 09:10 AM (jehhT)

288 He never says anything that can’t be proved 3 ways to Sunday. The “media” still hasn’t figured this out, after ten years or so. They always take the bait. Always.

I've been amused by reading leftwing lists of Trump's "lies".

He says, "I'll deliver the best economy ever!" and the FNM cherry picks metrics to claim it isn't..."The deficit has not gone down in Trump's economy". Well, yes, but 5 minutes before you were telling me the deficit didn't matter because of MMT.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:11 AM (sKqQm)

289 “Thou Shalt Not Steal”

(Except by majority vote. Then it’s fine, really)

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 09:11 AM (MHpXr)

290 I love it when the lefties say there were 60 cases that were adjudicated about the 2020 election and none of them had the goods.

The same people that say this also tell my immigration courts are obviously rigged if they deny all the illegals that go to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

291 >>Tonight isn't about proof, it's about narrative. Trump is trying to win another election. And he will do it. And the bastard Republicans won't deserve it.

I think it's a bit of both. To this day there are millions on the left who still believe Russia collusion was real. Largely because they are stupid but also because they live in an echo chamber dominated by the media which to a large degree is nothing more than a PR organization for the left leaning uniparty.

I think Trump wants that stain off him and his supporters some of who suffered greatly both in reputation and career for fighting back. It's bigger than just exposing the corruption in our elections, it's also about exposing the corruption in the media and other organizations who supported it and the vast amount of lies that come out of DC in general.

Plus it gets to stick it to Xi and corrupt elements of our state and federal government that allowed it all to happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:15 AM (viF8m)

292 Well you are certainly correct in this, a Christian government absent a Christian population would run into massive issues.

Many people see feeding a widow or an orphan as "theft of their wealth".

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:15 AM (uSpHL)

293 Silver spot price is falling (again). Back under $56/oz.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

294
Hi, Salty

Thanks

I wasn't suggesting that there was only scandal after he married Martha. I just didn't know if there was any love interest between Sally and Martha.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 09:16 AM (m6Eem)

295 With all Washington's running around Virginia, North Carolina, and Tennessee, his surveying, his land speculation, his military activities, and war against the French and Indians, I am sort of surprised he had time to be romancing the local babes. I have to watch the movie I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 09:16 AM (MOA57)

296 Brandon Gill was in a hearing with some leftist arguing for some feminist initative that would ban discrimination against women or something and he asked her "Does the bill define what a woman is?" and the Democrat almost had a stroke.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)


Supposedly, it 'ensured' equal rights for men and women. I suspect that a lot of women would be shocked at what that meant if it ever came to be.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)

297 Health insurance should be limited to catastrophic coverage, ie, where there is no incentive to use the coverage. All routine care should be fee for service.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2026 08:58 AM (XvL8K)


At the very least, we should be allowed to have that option.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)

298 293 Silver spot price is falling (again). Back under $56/oz.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:16 AM
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But look at the price of eggs!!

Posted by: Karen McWineaunt at July 16, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

299 More coffee here.

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2026 09:18 AM (LHPAg)

300 Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Posted by: Slater at July 16, 2026 09:18 AM (wVcYX)

301 well enjoying a nice red sky courtesy of the Reds in Canada today

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 16, 2026 09:19 AM (j+aD2)

302 And bodycam points both ways.

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2026 09:19 AM (LHPAg)

303 First Daughter is home.

It's good to have the family sleeping under the same roof, if only for a night.

She's heading out with the ladies of the family for a road trip today.

BACHELOR PARTY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:20 AM (2YhKe)

304 I just hope Trump concentrates in his speech on protecting future elections. If he whines about the past I'll ignore him, because it is just... whining. Move on, PDJT. Let the justice system worry about the crimes of the past, you worry about the future and making certain our next election is clean.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 09:20 AM (MOA57)

305 well enjoying a nice red sky courtesy of the Reds in Canada today
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 16, 2026 09:19 AM (j+aD2)



Seems fitting.........


https://youtu.be/HXfc7VMyj94

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:20 AM (2YhKe)

306 love interest between Sally and Martha.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

!!!!!!

Uh... No.

His letters mention two women, not by name, before he married. Martha was widowed, but once remarried evidently her and George owned two books on lovemaking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)

307 .....

Plus it gets to stick it to Xi and corrupt elements of our state and federal government that allowed it all to happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:15 AM (viF8m)

True - I may be underselling. I guess I'm talking to the people who are hoping to be whelmed tonight. You may not be, but remember Trump is always working multiple angles. And whether we like it or not there is an election to win.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 09:21 AM (OMEzs)

308 Silver spot price is falling (again). Back under $56/oz.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)
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wasn't it at $75 recently?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 09:22 AM (MOA57)

309 More coffee here.
Posted by: Eromero

Here, have some zucchini bread with that. It's yummy.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2026 09:23 AM (pyNYl)

310 I found a 1 oz. silver dollar yesterday going through some coins.

Is it actually silver or is it just 1 oz. with some silver in it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)

311 Good morning!


What did I miss?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:23 AM (X8xt3)

312 You'll pay whatever the doctor tells you for your life-extending medication because the demand is inelastic.

That's not true. At least some people have, historically, chosen to accept that their day has ended rather than impoverishing their children. Others choose to let go because they're in constant pain, or just tired of fighting a battle they cannot win.

I am having radiation treatment for cancer. Insurance is paying for most of the cost. Insurance whose premiums I paid for 26 years and almost never used. If I didn't have insurance, I'd have paid the price myself, because I've lived a frugal life and have the money - which isn't all that much, considering. If I hadn't had insurance, or the money to self-fund, I don't know how I'd feel about it. I'd prefer to think that I'd accept my fate rather than requiring others to pay my way but you can never know how you'd react until you're faced with the question.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

313 Good morning!


What did I miss?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:23 AM (X8xt3)



Arguing. Lots and lots of arguing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:24 AM (2YhKe)

314
As to the Socialism poll. The organization that conducted it is I&I TIPP which is not a Lefty outfit.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2026 09:24 AM (x0n13)

315 Many people see feeding a widow or an orphan as "theft of their wealth".

Paul tells Timothy that the body of believers should support "widows indeed"—that is, women who are too old to remarry. Yet the widows indeed were expected to perform a reciprocal function within the assembly.

There is no virtue in a government seizing wealth arbitrarily and distributing it as they see fit.

The Scriptures also describe a form of "hilarious giving" where believers, motivated by the Spirit gladly share of their wealth.

This is wildly different than what socialism proposes. It robs those with the ability to share of the responsibility, spiritual atonement and joy in giving and provides to people who often would be told "if a man doesn't work, he doesn't eat" and "a man who doesn't provide for his family is worse than an infidel".

Government is to bear the sword against unjust and wickedness. The Church is to support the edification of the saints and the surrounding community.

Somewhere out of all of that, personal responsibility and movement of the Spirit is the virtue of taking care of the poor and oppressed.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 09:24 AM (pawvM)

316 Is it actually silver or is it just 1 oz. with some silver in it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)


90%

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:24 AM (uSpHL)

317 Before the Art Thread, the Babylon Bee presents a new movie:

Mad Marx:

https://tinyurl.com/3hvdwjm6

It's funny and not, at the same time.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 09:25 AM (ohSsM)

318 >>Why Are So Many Muslim Migrants Involved in Massive Fraud Schemes?


Jizya tax

Next question?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

319
90%
Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:24 AM (uSpHL)



I can accept that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:26 AM (2YhKe)

320 I picture the character Martha Wilson, wife of George Wilson, neighbor to Henry & Alice Mitchell and their son, Dennis, as who Martha Washington was like.

Smiling, baking cookies, taking care of George, keeping the home front running smoothly . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:26 AM (wVcYX)

321 >>True - I may be underselling. I guess I'm talking to the people who are hoping to be whelmed tonight. You may not be, but remember Trump is always working multiple angles. And whether we like it or not there is an election to win.

Oh I agree it's mostly about the Save Act and highlighting just how insecure our elections really are but it's an added bonus that he can use his own 2020 election as proof that what he and we have been saying for years is really happening.

I don't expect the left to be swayed. People who believe men can turn into women or at least pretend they believe it don't care about facts. But poll after poll shows people on both side of the aisle want secure elections and this is the clearest evidence we don't have them now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:26 AM (viF8m)

322 Trump is trying to win another election. And he will do it. And the bastard Republicans won't deserve it.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 09:08 AM (OMEzs)


Preach.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)

323 Just got back from a quick walk outside. The sky is so hazy I had a panicky moment thinking I'd ended up in LA.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 09:28 AM (+4yJ5)

324 - Sponge, 1964 and previous silver coins have 1oz silver for every $1.40 worth of coins.
One silver dollar, two half dollars, etc have 0.715 oz of silver.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 16, 2026 09:28 AM (dAv7M)

325 284 Tonight isn't about proof, it's about narrative. Trump is trying to win another election. And he will do it. And the bastard Republicans won't deserve it.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 09:08 AM (OMEzs)


It better be about proof or he shouldn't bring it up at all.....They'll just call him election denier

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2026 09:29 AM (ZwPoq)

326 The poll also asked whether respondents “believe the government should own key industries such as healthcare and energy.”
Incredibly, 43% of Republicans agree, as do 41% of conservatives.

-
I'm a free market guy but this attitude is not beyond understanding. Looking at the movies and video games, for example, the big producers betray their consumers in favor of woke garbage. There is a temptation to believe if only Big Government knew, they'd do something. That, of course, is bullshit but the problem arises from the betrayal of the producers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 16, 2026 09:29 AM (ndZc7)

327 this is the clearest evidence we don't have them now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:26 AM (viF8m)

Ah another good point. Political pressure on the R's. I hadn't even thought about that, mostly because I don't think of them responding to that. But every bit helps.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (OMEzs)

328 Good morning!

What did I miss?
Posted by: Lizzy

Arguing. Lots and lots of arguing.
Posted by: Sponge

No she didn't!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (pyNYl)

329 Many people see feeding a widow or an orphan as "theft of their wealth".

Posted by: ZoomerCon at July 16, 2026 09:15 AM (uSpHL)


People see YOU taking THEIR money to feed a widow or orphan as "theft of their wealth", and they're correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)

330 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

331 Good morning!

What did I miss?
Posted by: Lizzy

Arguing. Lots and lots of arguing.
Posted by: Sponge

No she didn't!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (pyNYl)

Did too!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (wVcYX)

332 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

333 I can accept that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:26 AM (2YhKe)
~~~~~

Might be worth more as a coin. Check it out.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (3ImbR)

334 Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM

LOL. Maybe it's because I'm rather exhausted by a two month old kitten, but I don't have the energy to argue and I have to give credit to people on an earlier time zone who can do this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (+hwtP)

335 It better be about proof or he shouldn't bring it up at all.....They'll just call him election denier

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2026 09:29 AM (ZwPoq)

Making them talk about and defend is a GOOD thing. Reminds people there is more to the world than ICE, Iran and DEI.

On top of everything else they sound guilty. He will have plenty of stuff but I'm saying it might not be much those in the know don't already know.

Trump is great at making a case and communicating knowledge and truth. He didn't get elected three times by being bad at it!

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (OMEzs)

336 The Bible, in Romans 1:18-32, talks about the wrath of God on people who worship created things instead of the Creator. In verse 22, it states: "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools" (KJV)

We see that every day, don't we.

Posted by: SETNAFFA at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (RLv79)

337 Word is that Trump will reveal tonight how the CIA and Chi-Coms stole the 2020 election.

I expect that he'll require federal intervention in some places, especially if Congress doesn't pass the SAVE Act.
Posted by: Ignoramus at J

This should be good.

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 09:34 AM (lCppi)

338 I don't expect the left to be swayed. People who believe men can turn into women or at least pretend they believe it don't care about facts.

More to the point they know, and they profit from the status quo, so naturally they not only want it to continue but get amplified even further.

Posted by: That lady from The Office at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (OUMaO)

339 - SETNAFFA

Yep. And always glad to see someone using the proper version as opposed to using the ones based on the occultists Wescott and Hort pile of dung, Greek text.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 16, 2026 09:39 AM (dAv7M)

340 Dangit, sock-b-gone.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 16, 2026 09:39 AM (OUMaO)

341 I don't expect the left to be swayed. People who believe men can turn into women or at least pretend they believe it don't care about facts. But poll after poll shows people on both side of the aisle want secure elections and this is the clearest evidence we don't have them now.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:26 AM (viF8m)
‘Swayed’ goes into the antiquities lexicon just as does ‘persuade’….Those are quaint notions in modern, Commie-infested politics.

Politically , POTUS absolutely , positively must nail it tonight to motivate the MAGA base. And the MAGA base demands action. EVERYone knows the current system is a disaster. What he is going to DO to fix it is his ultimate mission tonight. Trump’s call to Action tonight could/will be the difference in the mid terms. Simply citing a litany of problems would be disappointing and de-motivating to his all -Important voting base.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 16, 2026 09:42 AM (FCPbW)

342 Wednesday on ABC’s “The View,” co-host Joy Behar said Lindsey Graham’s sister serving out his term after his passing was the “very definition of a DEI.”

Co-host Sunny Hostin said, “I don’t love it. You know, she’ll be the first woman to be a U.S. senator in South Carolina in the history of the state. And I think that is – it’s just fundamentally wrong that South Carolina just couldn’t elect a woman, and this is the only way that it was done. I think that experience does matter, and while she is a certified optician, and while she has done great work in that field, I don’t think that she should be representing the people of South Carolina in the U.S. Senate. I just don’t believe in that.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (RHGPo)

343 One silver dollar, two half dollars, etc have 0.715 oz of silver.
——

Silver dollars had .77 oz Troy. Subsidiary coinage was less, .73 oz Troy

Heavily circulated coinage, Worn out coins, barely recognizable are known as “Slicks” in the coin trade and are sold by unscrupulous traders at full weight prices. There’s yer .715 oz Troy

For most people this doesn’t matter, but it starts to add up quickly in quantities.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (MHpXr)

344 Big Pharma Just Started Buying Up Psychedelic Companies

.. like "Liquid Doorknob, Inc" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2026 09:48 AM (RHGPo)

345 it’s just fundamentally wrong that South Carolina just couldn’t elect a woman, and this is the only way that it was done
-------

Like making Kamala the nominee?

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (OMEzs)

346
The bottom line: absolutely nobody on either side of the Atlantic cares about the utter bullshit like this.

Some were supportive of Trump, some weren’t, but everyone agreed on one thing: he’s the only politician and commander in chief willing to say things out loud that others only whisper.

The conclusion we all reached is that the media, the academics, and the euro-lib elite are frothing at the mouth about nothing. America is not evil.

The other conclusion: Europe isn’t evil either. But Europe is governed by anti-American ideologues who have dug in their heels on the most unpopular positions their own voters can name.

So I told that someone close to European defense officials: nobody gives two craps about your concerns.
FIFA let us see past your lies. It gave us a clear view straight into the souls of your people.

We’ve got Russia probing, Iran burning, and China knocking at the door. You can join up with us or you can take a hike, but you no longer have the power to lecture us, to call us arrogant, to call us evil.

You lost that power because now we know, unequivocally, that your views do not represent the people you claim to represent.

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

347 the world cup is just about finished. the thousands of foreign visitors who showed up and burst out their amazement at all of normal life here also inadvertently admitted they swallowed the lies of their home countries about being here. it is political penis envy that poisons the pen of the foreign press. I say to these visitors sign up legally and come take your place amongst us and we will welcome your initiative, conviction and determination to forge your own destiny. The promise of america has always been this.

Posted by: paulnjax at July 16, 2026 09:58 AM (PPnyU)

348 Regarding Trump's "big announcement" tonight...

I'm so jaded and cynical that I'm not going to give it a passing thought. I'm just going to put it out there - its going to be a nothingburger.

It's going to be a bunch of paperwork about how vulnerable our election system was but it will have absolutely no proof that the Chinese or anyone else changed vote totals. Unless he wheels out a semi truck full of confiscated ballots that have been doubly-independently verified as fake or fraudulent, its going to get blown off. Hell, even if he does do that, it'll still be blown off. He can say "I have definitive proof that grass is green and water is wet!" and the public will just be like "See Trump lies!!!!!"

There's not going to be any substantial change to any voting laws based on what the President is going to announce tonight.

Just prepping the space for us all to be let down.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2026 09:59 AM (DKxfA)

Daily Tech News 16 July 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude



It's not Frieren without a closing theme by Milet.


Disclaimer: I lied.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 Morning all.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2026 04:30 AM (lJ0H4)

2 w00t way to go tuna

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 04:31 AM (6wpGE)

3 G'Day everyone
TGIEF

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

4 >>>Pedal-to-the-metal controlled driving into someone else's house - straight through the wall.

ouch

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 04:32 AM (6wpGE)

5 How's your new car Skip?

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2026 04:32 AM (lJ0H4)

6 >>>Disclaimer: I lied.

Bad Pixy.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 04:36 AM (6wpGE)

7 Well video was interesting

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0)

8 TGIEF?

Former workweek was Mon-Thurs. (4 x 10hr shifts)

Thursday *was* Friday for us... and so:

S.H.I.T = So Happy It's Thursday!
--or--
TGIFT = Thank God It's F-ing Thursday!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 04:38 AM (rdVOm)

9 Best ride I have owned I think.
Will miss not having everything with me all the time but one thing won't miss is having to find parking for that truck

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 04:39 AM (Ia/+0)

10 What did you get, Skip?

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 04:39 AM (rdVOm)

11 milet - The Story of Us

I have no idea what's happening there.
It looks like a coven.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 04:42 AM (6wpGE)

12 Making flowers pop out of the ground like that is pretty cool.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE)

13 Mazda CX 30

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 04:46 AM (Ia/+0)

14 Will have lots of driving next 3 days
At least every trip isn't a worry if the vehicle will make it

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

15 TGIEF

Thank God It's the Eve of Friday?

I got nothing.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 04:47 AM (6wpGE)

16 Mornin'

I have my thermostat set for 75 and it's already kicked off. Quiet most of the night. Gonna be another hot one in Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2026 04:48 AM (sAmhv)

17 What color Skip?

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2026 04:48 AM (lJ0H4)

18 There have always been third party app stores for android ever since the OS was created. Over time the screeching harpies complained about "security!" and "toxic hellstew" so google made it harder to install apps from those app stores. To this day Samsung has its own active app store..

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2026 04:53 AM (WYStd)

19 Sweet ride, Skip!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 04:53 AM (rdVOm)

20 Welp, it's as cool indoors as it is outdoors... and I'm tired, so time to shut it all down for tonight.

Good night, horde! Have a great day, all!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 04:55 AM (rdVOm)

21 Good night JQ. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2026 04:58 AM (lJ0H4)

22 Guess I'm glad I got my MacBook when I did. Got a Sky, not a Neo. It works and that's all I ask of my tech.

My ancient HP Laptop finally gave up the ghost. The HD crapped out. I didn't have much on it. I had moved most files over to the other laptop and backed up on external HDs. Anything else that is lost is no real loss. Won't miss it. It was a solid laptop and lasted me over a decade. Probably 12 years old. Lots and lots of use. It came with Win 8 and I had Linux Mint 22.3 on it when it died. Putting Linux on old laptops and WS really helps with stretching out lifespans, especially with Micro$oft gleefully making perfectly good machines obsolete for 'reasons'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2026 05:01 AM (sAmhv)

23 Evening and morning to late toilers and early risers across the Solar System! (Titan, I know there's nothing like that first bracing hydrogen cyanide-and-methane wind of the "winter," but try to contain your excitement, okay?)

In any case, it's Thor's Day on Earth. Whassup?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:07 AM (wzUl9)

24 This looks so great.

DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
20h
The first trailer for ‘I PLAY ROCKY’ has been released.

The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made.

In theaters on November 20.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 05:07 AM (6wpGE)

25 Good morning, all!

I'm inclined to think that a kitten should not be in a house with older folks ( He has so much energy !) but he is cute and makes me laugh and , he currently has some toys that look like springs and when he chews on the twisty yellow one it looks like he's chewing on a piece of twisty macaroni.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:07 AM (D+BhG)

26
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2026 05:08 AM (AMvSw)

27 Skip, I looked at pics of the Mazda CX30. It has a aggressive, "I'm ready for anything you can handle, bro" look to it. What's the color combo? Horsepower?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:09 AM (wzUl9)

28 I'm inclined to think that a kitten should not be in a house with older folks ( He has so much energy !) but he is cute and makes me laugh and , he currently has some toys that look like springs and when he chews on the twisty yellow one it looks like he's chewing on a piece of twisty macaroni.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026


***
That was just why I did not originally want even one kitten, let alone two. But Stirling and Dagny both won me over.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:10 AM (wzUl9)

29 This looks so great.

DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
20h
The first trailer for ‘I PLAY ROCKY’ has been released.

The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made.

In theaters on November 20.
Posted by: m

I was just viewing that trailer. It does look good.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2026 05:12 AM (lJ0H4)

30 Gave myself a leg cramp stretching in a way I shouldn't have just now. I've stretched it out, carefully, and can walk fine, but I'm not sure I can work out. Or maybe that's just a rationalization for me to be lazy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:17 AM (wzUl9)

31 Belated BOING! Exercised, showered, and currently lunching.

Mrs. BD was a plaintiff in a class action suit against Yahoo for one of its major data privacy breaches years ago.

The check for $8.12 is on its way to the bank!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 05:18 AM (GCnq8)

32 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:10 AM (wzUl9

Two kittens! .And you're still not in an exhausted heap! We haven't had a kitten in 16 years. They're quite something. He is lovable and funny though!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:18 AM (D+BhG)

33 @Pixy: "Disclaimer: I lied."

Dissembler, dissembler, Thine pantaloons have combusted!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2026 05:20 AM (O7YUW)

34 "A challenge is a chance to grow."Deuteronomy 1:27. International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/3vupma53

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:22 AM (guLpK)

35 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:17 AM (wzUl9

Do you work out every day? If you have a cramp I'd suggest taking a rest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:27 AM (Bw1/o)

36 Man writes on "Jesus to the rescue" and Matthew 14:22-33 . An "Upper Room" devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/33fxeh5f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:30 AM (Bw1/o)

37
Two kittens! .And you're still not in an exhausted heap! We haven't had a kitten in 16 years. They're quite something. He is lovable and funny though!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026


***
Well, the furry thugs' kittenhoods ended, technically, about three years ago. Thought they still fly around at times as though they are six months old.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:33 AM (wzUl9)

38
Do you work out every day? If you have a cramp I'd suggest taking a rest.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026


***
Just what I wanted to hear --! No, not every day, and I'm short on sessions this week because of the rain on Mon. and Tues. I walked/ran on Sunday and Wednesday, planned to do it again today, and then do the brisk walk thing indoors at the mall tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9)

39 Re: the cramp, maybe you're right, Fen. I can walk okay, but not without noticing the cramp. I've got enough to handle today, taking the car for its rear brakes, etc., that i'll be moving around, and can work it out, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9)

40 CXMT Memory:

China. Tofu-dreg construction.

I wonder how long their memory will last before it "unexpectedly" fails in people's production machines?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW)

41 Four Dancing dads on "America's got talent":

https://tinyurl.com/5n84c8y5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:41 AM (Bw1/o)

42 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9

Rest your cramp! Take care of your car and have a good day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:43 AM (Bw1/o)

43 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 16, 2026 05:45 AM (Hbeqj)

44 Looks like I won't be on the Book Thread much this Sunday. Miss Linda has gotten us free reservations for that day at the local Museum of Art. I don't know what's there that she wants to see. They have a lot of the old masters and art that follows their representational style, but also a lot of "modern" art of the kind we sneer at (sometimes unfairly) on the Art Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

45 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9

Sounds like a lovely trip!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:54 AM (Bw1/o)

46
Funny how often things turn out that way.

_____________

You stupid, fossilized Boomers and your technology hating will never adapt to the AIEEEEEEE!.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2026 05:57 AM (O0L8i)

47 A lovely worship song: "The goodness of God":

https://tinyurl.com/55jcxtm3

I hope you all have a blessed day, and know that you are a blessing to others! I'm going with dear FenSpouse to took at some flowers now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 05:59 AM (Bw1/o)

48 Mazda, the confounding entertainment system in our CX-5 infuriates spouse. Wheels to spin, then push, what does that menu choice even mean? Just wants 5 separate buttons to push for favorite radio stations...*sigh*

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 16, 2026 06:01 AM (rii+a)

49
Another day of stewarding awaits. I asked the chief steward for Saturday's show to give me a ring that would end early so I could get to Vigil Mass. My assignment came yesterday and it closes about as late as it can.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2026 06:01 AM (O0L8i)

50 You're fired!

https://tinyurl.com/33r3ykwd

Maybe she was trying to increase her testosterone levels to please Sec. Hegseth.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 06:10 AM (L4WDc)

51 Sounds like a lovely trip!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026


***
On a Sunday there is usually less traffic, true. There may be more patrons in the museum on a weekend, but if we go when the place opens at ten, it may not be bad . . . and the place is roomy, so unless there's a class or tour group, you don't have to be bumping into people.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

52 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:14 AM (u82oZ)

53 Went to the closest casino yesterday. It is an hour and a half drive away. Drove the back roads, so the scenery was pastoral.

As predicted, she talked all the way there. Plus during the buffet lunch she bought me. And all the way back. Upon return, I wanted to be alone.

That trip makes me appreciate the other widow I walk with. She is a better conversationalist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

54
As predicted, she talked all the way there. Plus during the buffet lunch she bought me. And all the way back. Upon return, I wanted to be alone.

_____________

Talking to people - except Her Majesty - for more than a few minutes has become exhausting. Assuming someone wants to talk to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2026 06:20 AM (O0L8i)

55 I was given $20 in casino cash. Won $5 playing roulette. Lost $20 at blackjack. Gave the helper at the buffet $5.
So a net of zero.

For an hour and a half, I walked the length of the air conditioned complex to and fro for a good cardio workout.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

56 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 06:22 AM (RIvkX)

57 Went to the closest casino yesterday. It is an hour and a half drive away. Drove the back roads, so the scenery was pastoral.

As predicted, she talked all the way there. Plus during the buffet lunch she bought me. And all the way back. Upon return, I wanted to be alone.

That trip makes me appreciate the other widow I walk with. She is a better conversationalist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026


***
That can be wearing. On the other hand I wish Miss Linda would talk to me more without my having to say, "So what's going on?" or "Talk to me."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 06:24 AM (wzUl9)

58 Wolfus Aurelius

Your Linda seems to be the quiet type.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

59 29 This looks so great.

DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
20h
The first trailer for ‘I PLAY ROCKY’ has been released.

The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made.

In theaters on November 20.
Posted by: m

I was just viewing that trailer. It does look good.
Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2026 05:12 AM (lJ0H4)

It might be a kind of litmus test. At the site I linked, pre-reviews were split about 50/50!

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 06:28 AM (6wpGE)

60 Good morning folks. Lotta hot funk in the air today from the fires up north, so it looks like it'll be an indoor fun kind of day.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2026 06:28 AM (kpS4V)

61 I told one of my buddies yesterday that I only understand about a third of what Mrs. F. says and about half of that is crazy talk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 06:30 AM (RIvkX)

62 60 Good morning folks. Lotta hot funk in the air today from the fires up north, so it looks like it'll be an indoor fun kind of day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2026 06:28 AM (kpS4V)

Wikipedia
2026 Canadian wildfires

... over 856 active wildfires across the country in mid-July, primarily in Alberta, British Columbia and Saskatchewan ...

yikes

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 06:31 AM (6wpGE)

63 I also find that as I have finely aged, I too do not enjoy talking to people.
I truly enjoy my quiet times. Don’t get me wrong, l love talking to my wife, kids and my two wonderful grandsons. It’s others I don’t want to converse with.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at July 16, 2026 06:31 AM (JaSdJ)

64 Your Linda seems to be the quiet type.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026


***
The Sphinx would talk more. A lot of her chatter is about her genealogy stuff, which is fine; but it's about the past, and I want to focus on the future, i.e., moving. Which she will not discuss. Last night I showed her my latest house crush, and got the usual "I don't know. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 06:32 AM (wzUl9)

65 In yesterday's thread by Ace, Trump: There's No Way I'm Stopping ICE Traffic Stops Just Because the Left Has Fully Embraced Violence As Its "Political Speech"

We were discussing the case of Kaitlyn Tracey (Canadian) who decided to slap two minors because they were wearing MAGA and pro-ICE clothing.

She was arrested, charged with simple-assault, and released to face trial later. Oops, ICE was already interested in her and detained her upon release. And that's where the current drama with her husband trying to get her released from the Delaney Hall facility in Newark NJ.

Here's the post by Homeland Security on X (via nitter.net) that has the bit of info we were missing yesterday:
https://tinyurl.com/y8bb7sp2

"She entered the United States on April 14, 2024, on a visa set to expire on September 6, 2024. In violation of our nation’s laws, she overstayed her visa and failed to depart."

So: She was probably on a B-2 visa (tourism) with a possible reason of "Visit with friends or relatives". Those have a six month maximum. You must depart the country, checking in with CBP in person to declare that you're leaving so they have a record of it. She didn't. FAFO.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2026 06:32 AM (O7YUW)

66 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Her message is pretty clear to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

67 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

We have so many laws, that is is impossible to not break one or two every day. But still...

That Canadian citizen did not read the change in what is culturally acceptable since January, 2025.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:36 AM (u82oZ)

68 That Rocky bio looks good! For some reason I thought they were going to de-age Stallone but they cast Anthony Ippolito, who is a dead ringer for young Sly.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2026 06:37 AM (kpS4V)

69 Is turning on XMP considered 'overclocking' RAM these days?

Posted by: kevin at July 16, 2026 06:37 AM (h5uyd)

70 Her message is pretty clear to me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026


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Yes. I've given up hoping I can open her eyes to what a pesthole this is, and to what a new lease on life we could have in a better climate and with less, shall we say, "diversity." If we worked together we could buy a bigger house and have lots of room and whole new vistas to explore . . . but no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

71 That Canadian citizen did not read the change in what is culturally acceptable since January, 2025.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026


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She thought -- if she thought at all -- that the laissez-faire attitude of the Mushbrain regime was still in force, at least toward Canadians. Oops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 06:39 AM (wzUl9)

72

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 16, 2026 06:41 AM (sUMTS)

73 Fox News

A Canadian national accused of slapping a teen wearing political clothing at the Jersey Shore has been turned over to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, a representative for the local jail told Fox News Digital on Wednesday.

Tracey, a Canadian national who entered the U.S. on a passport in 2024, then allegedly struck one of the girls and recorded the confrontation, according to court documents reported by NJ.com.

Tracey’s criminal charges include endangering the welfare of a child and simple assault, according to reports.

It just gets worse and worse.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 06:43 AM (6wpGE)

74 It just gets worse and worse.
Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 06:43 AM (6wpGE)
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They always attack little girls because they are at heart cowards.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 06:45 AM (RIvkX)

75 So today, Elon will try to catch both pieces of Starship with his giant mechanical chopsticks

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2026 06:45 AM (ZxPkt)

76 Hillary Clinton

Ah, one of the Great Old Ones has arrived.

No one gets a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

77 I have a lot of admiration for Sly Stallone's accomplishments, especially his writing ability, which are remarkable in a guy with little education and with the family background he lived through in his younger years. As a storyteller it seems to me critics should acknowledge he stands well above the usual Hollywood types, even if you don't much like his movies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 06:47 AM (FxwEV)

78 Don Black

We need Elon and his baby mamas on Mars as a Plan B for the human race.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

79 I watched the SpaceX video on the ONT. How many DEI hires work at SpaceX? Hah!

I would have liked to worked there, to learn Project Management done right. In my day, I did okay but still...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 16, 2026 06:47 AM (L5n1N)

80 @67/NaCly Dog: "That Canadian citizen did not read the change in what is culturally acceptable since January, 2025."

Exactly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2026 06:51 AM (O7YUW)

81 I suspect that the “Kelpers” (Falkland Residents) would rather become Argentine citizens, rather than become subjects of the British Caliphate.

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 16, 2026 06:52 AM (1FEc1)

82 Greetings and good morning, one and all! It's already a humid and miserable day here in the GPROMD. We're having a farewell breakfast for a co-worker so the day is looking up.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 06:56 AM (+4yJ5)

83 Fenderbender

Maybe. Good Argentinian governance is not a constant achievement.

Margret Thatcher was hated by "elites", and her policies overthrown. Now, the Kelpers are the last traditional British subjects standing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:57 AM (u82oZ)

84 mornin yall. The new local mug shots are out. Here are some of the first and middle names of some of them:

Quinntrevis Altorise
Arvyda Ja’Vaughn
Dontavis Runtre’Ze
Kentorious Dawntawin
Einn Xzavier
Tymeria Shabritia
Shenekya Keyotta

I'll leave you to guess the rest.


Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

85 I've got to feed the monsters, then shave and shower before heading out for my car's rear brake work. Then I'll swing by the big library out there for some new reading and viewing material. Back by lunch, I hope.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

86 fd

What are the nicknames all those bros really go by? Pity the teachers trying to pronounce those names.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

87 Here's one of the flowers we saw on our walk

Indian blanket:

https://tinyurl.com/2jhxbemp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 07:02 AM (Bw1/o)

88 I like this one. Marquanes Daquelle. I wonder if he has a brother Nyquelle.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 07:03 AM (MWfyi)

89 Today I am dreading my gym time. Sleep was not my thing last night. Maybe some coffee will help.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 07:03 AM (D2n7p)

90 Dontavis Runtre’Ze

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Runtre'Ze? Runtre'Ze??



Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2026 07:05 AM (qBdHI)

91 84 The new local mug shots are out. Here are some of the first and middle names of some of them:

Quinntrevis Altorise
Arvyda Ja’Vaughn
Dontavis Runtre’Ze
Kentorious Dawntawin
Einn Xzavier
Tymeria Shabritia
Shenekya Keyotta

I'll leave you to guess the rest.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

Why, why, why were they given these names.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:06 AM (6wpGE)

92 They always attack little girls because they are at heart cowards.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 06:45 AM (RIvkX)
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They are extremely evil:

https://tinyurl.com/ys5j2anu

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (L4WDc)

93 The new local mug shots are out

We need to make exotic names like this illegal and see if that cuts down on crime.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (+4yJ5)

94 It's like a Scrabble game gone bad.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (6wpGE)

95 I swear some of these names were created by grabbing a bunch of Scrabble tiles from the pile.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (MWfyi)

96 And I don't know that this was the exact bird we saw yesterday, but it was a large hawk with a white breast. It must have checking out the local elementary school for entrance it the Fall since it was on their lawn. Such a beautiful bird!:

https://tinyurl.com/4fsb7b4e

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 07:08 AM (Bw1/o)

97 Colon Noir talking about an incident in Portland:
https://youtu.be/pZFBMwcvrk4

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:09 AM (+4yJ5)

98 94 It's like a Scrabble game gone bad.
Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (6wpGE)

95 I swear some of these names were created by grabbing a bunch of Scrabble tiles from the pile.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (MWfyi)

Horde mind!

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:09 AM (6wpGE)

99
Tracey, a Canadian national who entered the U.S. on a passport in 2024, then allegedly struck one of the girls and recorded the confrontation, according to court documents reported by NJ.com.

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On American soil, a Canadian woman assaults an American girl who's wearing patriotic clothing on America's 250th Birthday.

Can't we just throw this thug to the lions?



Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 16, 2026 07:09 AM (1A8DP)

100 100

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:10 AM (6wpGE)

101 If you liked the music from the ONT, the Danish Symphony playing the Morricone tune from the old spaghetti western, you might also enjoy "Yo Yo Ma Plays Ennio Morricone", a great album of Morricone music. One of my favorites.

https://tinyurl.com/2n2syyaw

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 07:10 AM (qPiHX)

102 Quinntrevis Altorise
Arvyda Ja’Vaughn
Dontavis Runtre’Ze
Kentorious Dawntawin
Einn Xzavier
Tymeria Shabritia
Shenekya Keyotta
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"I have no family or history or culture worth preserving."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

103 Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 07:03 AM (D2n7p)

I am sorry about the lack of sleep. It does get to be a problem for some of us who are over 29, doesn't it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 07:11 AM (Bw1/o)

104 I swear some of these names were created by grabbing a bunch of Scrabble tiles from the pile.

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The honest truth...when I used to live in Orlando circa 1990, I'd read the baby announcements in the newspaper and see these kinds of hilarious names. Ever since, I've been saying their Scrabble tile names. Dump out the letters, whatever hits the ground is what these dummies name their kids.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2026 07:12 AM (qBdHI)

105 Dump out the letters, whatever hits the ground is what these dummies name their kids.

So where do they get the accents from in the names?

Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:13 AM (+4yJ5)

106 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Parents dooming their kids to be part of the permanent underclass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

107 The new local mug shots are out

We need to make exotic names like this illegal and see if that cuts down on crime.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (+4yJ5)
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This was part of one of the chapters in "Freakonomics", a really entertaining book by Steven Levitt. IIRC, hee tried to show how names arising from slum patois were associated with very low economic achievement and he also said mass abortion had significantly reduced urban crime.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 07:15 AM (lKTlp)

108 Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:06 AM (6wpGE

It's better, I think, when their parents have some religious background and give their kids names from the Bible like Daniel or Joseph.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 07:15 AM (Bw1/o)

109 So where do they get the accents from in the names?

--

I think throwing in an apostrophe every now and then is compulsory.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2026 07:15 AM (qBdHI)

110 Quinntrevis Altorise
Arvyda Ja’Vaughn
Dontavis Runtre’Ze
Kentorious Dawntawin
Einn Xzavier
Tymeria Shabritia
Shenekya Keyotta
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No wonder they're so angry. They never found ready-made name plates in those sundries shops.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2026 07:15 AM (kpS4V)

111 107 The new local mug shots are out

We need to make exotic names like this illegal and see if that cuts down on crime.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (+4yJ5)
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This was part of one of the chapters in "Freakonomics", a really entertaining book by Steven Levitt. IIRC, hee tried to show how names arising from slum patois were associated with very low economic achievement and he also said mass abortion had significantly reduced urban crime.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 07:15 AM (lKTlp)

Does he also answer why they do it? I mean, it's up to them; they get to name their babies; that's their choice. But ... why?

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:17 AM (6wpGE)

112 110 Quinntrevis Altorise
Arvyda Ja’Vaughn
Dontavis Runtre’Ze
Kentorious Dawntawin
Einn Xzavier
Tymeria Shabritia
Shenekya Keyotta
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No wonder they're so angry. They never found ready-made name plates in those sundries shops.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2026 07:15 AM (kpS4V)

Good one!

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:18 AM (6wpGE)

113 92 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2026 07:07 AM (L4WDc)

Kaitlyn Tracey's husband has an art poster on his wall featuring small children with the text "1000 Virgins for Satan's Master."

What a creep.

=========================
These people are disturbed. I'm glad only an assault happened, given their apparent beliefs it could obviously have been worse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 07:19 AM (lKTlp)

114 Huck Follywood

I wish there was a Freakanomics analysis of the property value of HOAs. Reston, Virginia (all HOAs) and the surrounding areas would be a great place to get strong data.

I assume the results were not desired by a number of industries like Property Management.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

115 Dump out the letters, whatever hits the ground is what these dummies name their kids.

So where do they get the accents from in the names?


When the letter in question unexpectedly hits their foot.

Posted by: A-shirt wearing man at July 16, 2026 07:19 AM (9s47C)

116 nood

Posted by: Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe at July 16, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)

117 Thanks Fen, and have a good morning horde. Off I must go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 07:21 AM (lKTlp)

118 J.J. arrived Runway 090.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

119 Does he also answer why they do it? I mean, it's up to them; they get to name their babies; that's their choice. But ... why?

Probably for the exact same reason those named that way are lower performers. The cultural desire to not be white

Which includes: names, music, ethics, morality, etc.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 07:23 AM (NzX/y)

120 119 Does he also answer why they do it? I mean, it's up to them; they get to name their babies; that's their choice. But ... why?

Probably for the exact same reason those named that way are lower performers. The cultural desire to not be white

Which includes: names, music, ethics, morality, etc.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 16, 2026 07:23 AM (NzX/y)

Huh. I'm looking at the Freakonomics website to see if they bring this up.

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:24 AM (6wpGE)

121 searching freakonomics for

names

several leads pop up; like

White Names vs. Black Names: Roland Fryer on Cultural Segregation | Freakonomics

Freakonomics Radio Network
169K views
14 years ago
What's in a name? Harvard economist Roland Fryer explains the bifurcation of naming in caucasian and Black communities. Clip from the 2010 documentary "Freakonomics: The Movie". A dream team...

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:30 AM (6wpGE)

122 They use the name as another reason the white man is keeping them down. How dare you make fun of their "heritage".

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2026 07:34 AM (MWfyi)

123 where's your snark tag, fd

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 07:42 AM (6wpGE)

Wednesday Night ONT - July 15, 2026 [TRex]

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How do you do, fellow kids? Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans. The bar is open and freshly re-stocked. Free refills!

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are discouraged due to the heat. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're here for an argument, please go through the second door on the right and then close the door behind you. This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

Will reading the content protect you from Taco Bell lettuce explosive diarrhea? Couldn't hurt, right? The ONT is not a miracle worker, so keep your expectations low.

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Science News

SpaceX Starship Flight 13 is scheduled for July 16. Launch window opens at 6:45pm ET. Excellent Flight 12 recap film:

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Horde Shopping Update

I know what you're thinking. "Last week, you told us about the impending auction of Gus, one of the largest and most complete T-Rex skeletons ever found. What happened with that auction?" Glad you asked.

The auction estimate was $20 to $30 million, but Gus sold for over $50 million to an undisclosed buyer.

A Tyrannosaurus rex fossil billed as one of the world's largest and most complete specimens sold for a record $50.1 million Tuesday.

Sotheby's said the 67-million-year-old fossil, nicknamed "Gus," is now the most expensive set of dinosaur bones ever auctioned off, besting the almost $45 million price tag for a nearly complete stegosaurus sold by the same New York auction house in 2024. The previous record holder had been a Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton nicknamed "Stan" that sold for nearly $32 million in 2020.

The auction house said the mystery winner outbid six other prospective buyers during Tuesday's 10-minute bidding battle.

If the buyer is among the Horde, please send me a note. Your secret will be safe with me.

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Kills Bugs Fast

Ace of Spades does not endorse any specific provider of mosquito killing drones and I cannot vouch for this company but anyone working to rid us of the flying blood suckers has my attention: Tornyol

Tornyol combines ultrasonic sonar and intelligent control algorithms in a 40-gram drone to eradicate all the mosquitoes in your space.

Tornyol uses ultrasonic sonar and autonomous guidance algorithms to locate and grind mosquitoes in its propellers.

A single Tornyol unit should be able to protect areas up to 5 acres.

If one is good, why not a swarm of skeeter killers? I'd be interested to see the result after roaming around my backyard for an hour.

Of course, there is always the old fashioned way...

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ONT Wayback Machine

You may know Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear but did you know that he once hosted Robot Wars, the British television series that preceded BattleBots?

The voice and delivery is unmistakably classic Clarkson. On another level, a 1998 television show featuring fighting robots might have been prescient...

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Where are the Iron Maiden fans?

ABBA now owns half of Iron Maiden? Kind of.

Iron Maiden Sells Music Catalog, Name, Image and Likeness Rights to Pophouse

Pophouse Entertainment, the investment firm co-founded by ABBA's Bjorn Ulvaeus, has announced a partnership with legendary British heavy metal band Iron Maiden, acquiring a stake in the publishing and master music rights, and the name, image, and likeness (NIL) rights. Billboard reports that Pophouse has acquired a 50% "stake" in the assets.

The deal includes rights to the band's iconic mascot, the ghoulish character "Eddie."

However, for the sake of context, Pophouse paid upward of $300 million for a similar deal with Kiss, although the percentage was unclear.

The partnership, which has been structured and developed over the last year between Pophouse and the band's co-manager, Andy Taylor, "will enable Iron Maiden to pursue new creative ventures that connect with existing fans as well as bringing their extensive catalogue to new audiences," according to the announcement.

Does this mean Iron Maiden concerts will continue for perpetuity with a holographic Bruce Dickinson singing Fear of the Dark with a holographic Eddie?

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Ontario Public Service Announcement

Ontario police: Do not bring grenades to police stations

Police in Ontario are reminding residents not to bring explosives to police stations after an unexploded World War II grenade was turned in at an Ottawa station.

The Ontario Provincial Police said a resident brought the grenade to the OPP Detachment in Ottawa on Friday.

"The OPP would like to remind the public that if you find such items, please do not transport them to your local police station," OPP East Region wrote on social media. "This could obviously prove extremely dangerous to the person bringing the item and others around."

Officials recommended residents instead leave any explosives where they are found and report the location to authorities.

Of course, Ontario appears to be on fire at the moment, so maybe grenades have dropped down the priority list since Friday.

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called The Baseball Bat Bros. The channel does nothing other than test, review and compare bats. That is it.

Does price matter for wood bats? How does an illegally corked bat work? Do different shape handles matter? Does the cheapest bat sold at Walmart work? If you're into baseball bats, they have it. Nothing else.

His channel has over 1.2 million subscribers.

I know what you're thinking. Have over 5 million people really watched a ten minute video testing eleven wiffleball bats? Yes.

I'm including solely out of awe that someone can establish a successful YouTube channel that does nothing other than test and compare baseball bats. This is exactly the kind of niche narrowcasting that is only enabled by the interweb and platforms like YT. The videos are short, simple and digestible with no artificial drama. No highly polished graphics or editing. No clickbait.

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The Pittsburgh police scanner keeps giving. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly from the Danish National Symphony for the big ONT finish:

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Did you know that IKEA operates a hotel in Sweden? It is the only one that exists. Anyway, correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly filed. Are you lurking ????

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1 Ti i i ime is on my side
Yes it is

Posted by: mindful webworker - chore is fun to bee here at July 15, 2026 10:00 PM (p+5Bi)

2 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 10:00 PM (VmkSV)

3 Good evening Dino!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 15, 2026 10:00 PM (NnhvP)

4 Speaking of money

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 10:01 PM (C0oZI)

5 3 Good evening Dino!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 15, 2026 10:00 PM
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AZ! Good evening, Sir.

Posted by: TRex - Wed ONT host dino at July 15, 2026 10:02 PM (XfIK1)

6 Hey, TRex!

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

7 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2026 10:03 PM (D4WJT)

8 Watching The Flamingo Kid. Period piece of 1963 from the 1984 perspective. 'Sok. Probably should have been a period piece of 1983.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:03 PM (gKWVE)

9 Goo evening all, what'sup?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 15, 2026 10:03 PM (55Qr6)

10 6 Hey, TRex!

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:02 PM
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Hey, Bulg!

Posted by: TRex - skeeter patrol dino at July 15, 2026 10:03 PM (XfIK1)

11 I love the idea of a drone mosquito killer

Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 10:04 PM (sOtuf)

12 I would be featured on the scanner if they gave my dog to someone else.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:05 PM (Dd38x)

13 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 10:05 PM (sAmhv)

14 Watching The Flamingo Kid. Period piece of 1963 from the 1984 perspective. 'Sok. Probably should have been a period piece of 1983.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:03 PM (gKWVE)

I'm sure Wayne Gretzky watched it once or twice.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 10:06 PM (/WQyy)

15 Howdy Dino! Evenin, Horde.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 15, 2026 10:06 PM (6lIrI)

16 Looks like Gus found a good home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 10:06 PM (C0oZI)

17 The drone mosquito killer sounds interesting. We get our yard treated and the city sprays for them, probably not anything good to breathe, though. Maybe we need drones.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:07 PM (Dd38x)

18 I love the idea of a drone mosquito killer
Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 10:04 PM (sOtuf)

Its interesting, but beware unforseen consequences.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

19 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

20 PSA: Cement guys get mad when you destroy their work. You might end up with cement overshoes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 15, 2026 10:07 PM (NnhvP)

21 15 Howdy Dino! Evenin, Horde.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 15, 2026 10:06 PM
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Howdy!

Posted by: TRex - friend of Gus dino at July 15, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)

22 19 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 10:07 PM
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You're welcome!

Posted by: TRex - drone pilot dino at July 15, 2026 10:08 PM (XfIK1)

23 Did you know that IKEA operates a hotel in Sweden?

No housekeeping. You have to make your own bed.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (vTZFs)

24 I'm sure Wayne Gretzky watched it once or twice.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 10:06 PM (/WQyy)

the Great One has some hellishly large choppers now. Like he's wearing a mouthpiece.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)

25 Did you know that IKEA operates a hotel in Sweden? It is the only one that exists.

Does each guest have to re-assemble the furniture after checking in to their room?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (R+iUD)

26 Tis a frustrating day. Of the two 'active interview process' positions, one turned me down ("we really really liked you, but not quite enough", basically) and the other dropped the hourly rate - barely will pay the bills if they actually hire me (note this is a contract position and I haven't interviewed with the client yet, this is still 'interview process' phase).

So sick of this. God, I know You've got a plan for everyone, but I'd love to have a clue what the next step for me is gonna look like!

Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (aJQbY)

27 ***mosquito killing drones
---

A better idea than, Bill Gates, releasing genetically altered mosquitoes. Everything he touches turns into a human killer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 10:10 PM (C0oZI)

28 Thanks for the entertaining and enlightening ONT, T Rex!

So glad to hear that Gus went to a good home, even if it wasn't your home. Opportunity awaits!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 15, 2026 10:10 PM (D/6p1)

29 I remember battle bots! I thought that was a great show, I wanted to see more of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 10:10 PM (edUvp)

30 Went to the meat store today. Their stuff is top quality.
The haul:

4x Andouille sausages
4x Knockwurst
1 each bone in Berkshire pork chop
2 ea thin cut bone in porkchop
1 ea thick cut boneless pork loin chop

hoo doggies

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:11 PM (ZxPkt)

31 28 Thanks for the entertaining and enlightening ONT, T Rex!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 15, 2026 10:10 PM
***
{crisp salute}

Posted by: TRex - bingo caller dino at July 15, 2026 10:11 PM (XfIK1)

32 No housekeeping. You have to make your own bed.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (vTZFs)

Heh.

You know, I do not think I have ever bought an IKEA brand anything. I remember when I was buying book shelves for the apartment I found one that when put together was so far ahead of the others I had bought in quality and materials that it was plain as day. But I need a lot of books shelves so the cheaper, flimsier ones were the way to go in my mind. So I had one standout.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

33 As the Kris Kristofferson character says about Willie Nelson in the movie Songwriter: He did for the love, but he was not above the money.

Neither are Maiden.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)

34 Heard England lost to Argentina. Do the English have to give up the Falklands now? I mean, a small Argentine fishing boat could probably take it now. This isn't Margret Thatcher's Britain anymore. Far from it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (sAmhv)

35 Did you know that a Minuteman missile is bigger than a T-Rex? We went to the Minuteman museum today. And I finally got my hands on a "Delivery in 30 minutes or less" tshirt.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with missile facts at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (IpEsz)

36 4x Andouille sausages
4x Knockwurst
1 each bone in Berkshire pork chop
2 ea thin cut bone in porkchop
1 ea thick cut boneless pork loin chop

hoo doggies
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:11 PM (ZxPkt)

Reading from the bottom, at first I thought that was a recipe. I was thinking 'have no idea what it is, but sounds good.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

37 >>> 34 Heard England lost to Argentina. Do the English have to give up the Falklands now? I mean, a small Argentine fishing boat could probably take it now. This isn't Margret Thatcher's Britain anymore. Far from it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (sAmhv)

Milei should have bet on it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2026 10:13 PM (R+iUD)

38 10 TRex, I’m sorry that we didn’t spend more time together at the MoMe. Next year, hopefully. But thank you for coming up and introducing yourself to me.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:13 PM (77rzZ)

39 No. Just no. I am in the camp that thinks that private buyers should not own such finds. These specimens should go to museums, and scientists should be allowed to research them.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:13 PM (GD0B3)

40 No, no. You have to “make” your bed. Instructions with the box.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (Jc9BQ)

41 >>> 39 No. Just no. I am in the camp that thinks that private buyers should not own such finds. These specimens should go to museums, and scientists should be allowed to research them.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:13 PM (GD0B3)

There was a great sock opportunity there...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (R+iUD)

42 Just saw a headline that a woman, 91, died after crashing her minivan while on the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Probably died of embarrassment.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (sl73Y)

43 Did you know that a Minuteman missile is bigger than a T-Rex?

What is that in terms of giraffes?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (Riz8t)

44 Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (aJQbY)

Good luck, man. Hang in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

45 Cheating at Bingo? That's low. A very public shunning is in order.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (wVcYX)

46 Iron Maiden also recently licensed a "Trooper" IPA through Lagunitas Brewing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (nDXEV)

47 I was watching a video by one Chamath Palihapitiya who is a Sri Lankan/Canadian billionaire. In the video he says he would love to give 80% or more of his money to charity but the people in the government/NGOs are incompetent and should be fired.

Which is...true. I checked out what he is doing with his billion bucks instead of giving it to charity and found two things - he's got some grifting NGO in the US called FWD.us which is for legalizing all the illegals oh and he dumped his average looking Asian wife for a French woman with enormous knockers.

Funny how all these billionaires the left says they hate are the ones funding them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:15 PM (sKqQm)

48 35 And I finally got my hands on a "Delivery in 30 minutes or less" tshirt.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with missile facts at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM
***
Congrats on the swell wardrobe addition!

Posted by: TRex - dimiutive dino at July 15, 2026 10:15 PM (XfIK1)

49 TRex, thank you. I truly needed this tonight, especially the PPS call about the lady angry due to her bingo losses. Thanks for hosting Wednesdays, these are great threads!

Posted by: moki at July 15, 2026 10:15 PM (wLjpr)

50 Okay I don't have any paintings that match anything in the ONT so I'll just link one with Boobs.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 10:15 PM (/WQyy)

51 I bought a small butcher block ikea table when I got divorced to use in our new small apartment. My boys and I shared thousands of meals around it. It is scarred and bruised and I still have it in my eating nook.

My boys and my DiL ate breakfast around it not too long ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (0c4bd)

52 Argentinians held up a sign referring to the Islas Malvinas (Falklands), and the English got really stupid about it and want the players banned. LOL.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (GD0B3)

53 I “discovered” red beans & rice some years back, dirty rice, whatever you want to call it. I was un-impressed with what is sold as Andouille sausage. I thought it was supposed to be hot, and have some kick. Lame, and chewy. I ended up preferring hamburger or even breakfast sausage. Not “authentic” but I’m not too picky so long as it tastes good.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (OPTvA)

54 Darn, we never get women flashers in cars in my town.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)

55 IT BELONDS IN A MUSEUM!

Posted by: Indiana Jones, Doctor of Archeology at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)

56 Since the Falklands were topical today, I refreshed my memory. Fun fact to tell those who claim that England "colonized" the islands; when the English discovered them in 1765, there were NO human inhabitants. They're too far out in the ocean for any early people to have made it there. So the English who live their today are in fact the true descendants of the original inhabitants of the islands.

Also, England took possession of them 50 years before Argentina first existed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (edUvp)

57 29 Battle Bots was a great show. And it had Carmen Electra doing interviews!

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ)

58 39 No. Just no. I am in the camp that thinks that private buyers should not own such finds. These specimens should go to museums, and scientists should be allowed to research them.

Posted by: runner
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Women?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (C0oZI)

59 Okay I don't have any paintings that match anything in the ONT so I'll just link one with Boobs.

Today's morning art was rather, uh, revealing.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (sKqQm)

60 Good: "he dumped his average looking Asian wife for a French woman with enormous knockers. "

Better: "He dumped his fishhead wife for a Finance woman with huge cannons."

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)

61 49 TRex, thank you. I truly needed this tonight, especially the PPS call about the lady angry due to her bingo losses. Thanks for hosting Wednesdays, these are great threads!

Posted by: moki at July 15, 2026 10:15 PM
***
Very kind. Thank you!

Posted by: TRex - taco bell lettuce tester dino at July 15, 2026 10:17 PM (XfIK1)

62 52 Argentinians held up a sign referring to the Islas Malvinas (Falklands), and the English got really stupid about it and want the players banned. LOL.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (GD0B3)

I rule that the whole England team should get red carded.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE)

63 The tetons, they were grand.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 10:17 PM (nDXEV)

64 'BELONGS'. SORRY, JUST FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS IS ALL!

Posted by: Indiana Jones, Doctor of Archeology at July 15, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

65 Keep plugging at it, RandomDave. I am sure you will come out on top soon. Sometimes it just takes a while.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 15, 2026 10:17 PM (3AwA+)

66 There was a great sock opportunity there...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (R+iUD)

every comment is probably a great sock opportunity...

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:18 PM (GD0B3)

67 No. Just no. I am in the camp that thinks that private buyers should not own such finds. These specimens should go to museums

I imagine it will end up in one regardless. It isn't like you can have an entire T-Rex skeleton in your living room, even if it's a Bezos-sized living room.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:18 PM (Riz8t)

68 I rule that the whole England team should get red carded.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE)

what can be worse than losing to Argentina in semis and having to play the French for the bronze ??

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:18 PM (GD0B3)

69 I'm looking for the Wednesday ONT

*checks top pic*

I guess this is it

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 15, 2026 10:18 PM (6/7Fs)

70 Darn, we never get women flashers in cars in my town.
Posted by: Joemarine at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)

Like topless beaches or topless protests, the idea is far more intriguing than the reality.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 10:19 PM (wVcYX)

71 Those wonderful folks in Pittsburgh never cease to entertain and amaze us. Way to go!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 15, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

72 You've got a plan for everyone, but I'd love to have a clue what the next step for me is gonna look like!
Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (aJQbY)

Interviewing is so frustrating. I will be praying for you and hoping where you are supposed to be makes itself known asap.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:20 PM (Dd38x)

73 England lost to Argentina and France lost on Bastille Day.

Oy vey!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 10:20 PM (0c4bd)

74 I imagine it will end up in one regardless. It isn't like you can have an entire T-Rex skeleton in your living room, even if it's a Bezos-sized living room.

==

Well, there is one sitting in Ken Griffins living room, or wherever he is storing his Stegosaurus....

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:20 PM (GD0B3)

75 Ti i i ime is on my side
Yes it is
Posted by: mindful webworker - chore is fun to bee here at July 15, 2026 10:00

That's a good optimistic outlook. As for me I'm afraid with the passage of time I may end up dead. Seems to be a trend with my family.

Dad's cousin Bev died recently, it seems odd to be on the cusp of becoming the eldest generation in my family.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 15, 2026 10:20 PM (55Qr6)

76 Aetius451AD - thanks, I dunno what I'd do without the Horde to vent to occasionally.

polynikes - truly, it is art. Would hang.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

77 God, I know You've got a plan for everyone, but I'd love to have a clue what the next step for me is gonna look like!
Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (aJQbY)

Hang in there. Endeavor to persevere, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 10:21 PM (wVcYX)

78 Honestly at this point I think the US should make a speech about the evils of colonization and demand Britain give the Falklands to Argentina because f*ck NAZIs.

Same reason I liked that Reagan told Argentina to FO back in the 80s.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:22 PM (sKqQm)

79 The place I go to makes all the different sausages in house.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)

80 Well, there is one sitting in Ken Griffins living room, or wherever he is storing his Stegosaurus....
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:20

The conservatory seems the best spot.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:23 PM (Dd38x)

81 Brunnhilde, Piper, thanks. Every encouraging word helps, y'know? Spider Robison might be a silly left-libertarian (my perception) but he gets it right sometimes - shared joy is increased.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 10:23 PM (aJQbY)

82 Bluff. Forbes Ave. Caller says a woman is flashing people in cars when they're stopped at the light then asking for money.

Chicago, one evening years ago. Stopped at a stoplight and a young lady standing on the corner flashed me. MiladyJo in the passenger seat did not notice. It was a freebie.

Posted by: mindful webworker - that was no lady... at July 15, 2026 10:23 PM (p+5Bi)

83 I would be featured on the scanner if they gave my dog to someone else.
Posted by: Piper


I'm not sure the Pittsburgh police department would be much help to you.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

84 Thank you for the ONT, especially the Pittsburgh Scanner.

I want to know what would happen to me if I talked about Tucker, Candace, Megyn or pencil neck Kristol. Not that I plan to, I just want to know my punishment.

I own the thickest permanent record of our HS, by the way. I think the principal was afraid of me.

Carry on.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 15, 2026 10:24 PM (hzuYO)

85 God, I know You've got a plan for everyone, but I'd love to have a clue what the next step for me is gonna look like!

==

..soon you will meet an interesting stranger...there is going to be a flood and ...an encounter with extraterrestrial beings!

Posted by: Baba Vanga at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (GD0B3)

86 56 Falklands

The writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez described the Falklands War as "two bald men fighting over a comb."

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (RCjYY)

87 Personally, I’d be in favor of Argentina taking over the Falklands today.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (77rzZ)

88 Darn, we never get women flashers in cars in my town.
Posted by: Joemarine

Like topless beaches or topless protests, the idea is far more intriguing than the reality.
Posted by: Count de Monet


With what most panhandlers look like?

"Here's $5, just put it back on!"

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)

89 We went to the Minuteman museum today. And I finally got my hands on a "Delivery in 30 minutes or less" tshirt.
Posted by: pookysgirl, with missile facts at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (IpEsz)

A buddy and I visited there in 2017, think we were on our way to Devil's Tower. IIRC, there was another slogan that read, "If it's not there in 30 minutes, the second one is free"..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (nbLIj)

90 3 I would be featured on the scanner if they gave my dog to someone else.
Posted by: Piper

Caller says lady in workout clothes is assaulting owner of dog daycare center

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (/WQyy)

91 67 It isn't like you can have an entire T-Rex skeleton in your living room, even if it's a Bezos-sized living room.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:18 PM
***
Do an interweb search on "Nathan Myhrvold t-rex". I'll wait.

Posted by: TRex - interior decorator dino at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (XfIK1)

92 Bats eat mosquitoes. Cheaper than drones. Put up a bat house.

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (Q+gd/)

93 83 I would be featured on the scanner if they gave my dog to someone else.
Posted by: Piper

I'm not sure the Pittsburgh police department would be much help to you.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 10:24

We would be horde sourcing bail and one of our lawyers would need to brush up on criminal law. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x)

94 Sorry I'm late, getting yeeted by a bison has the potential to immobilize a feller for a spell.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 15, 2026 10:26 PM (PMi3m)

95 The conservatory seems the best spot.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:23 PM (Dd38x)

If I was a selfish billionaire who does not care about science, that is where I would display it, certainly.

Posted by: Baba Vanga at July 15, 2026 10:26 PM (GD0B3)

96 Yeah, I should have known better. The grocery store commercial Andouille is lame, despite being a little more expensive, and not even sold by the pound. Wankers. It’s OK, but.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 10:26 PM (OPTvA)

97 Thanks, Count de Monet. I strive to keep my wits about me.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 10:26 PM (aJQbY)

98 off seer sock!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:26 PM (GD0B3)

99 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, - that had to fun. Sounded great.

The title of my first book is going to be 'The Man With No Name.'

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM (sYM3s)

100 Hey, Piper!

Hey, ChristyBlinky!

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

101 Fun Fact: The bass player from Loverboy was actually lost at sea.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM (nDXEV)

102 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Cancer markers continue to be below the "threshhold"; I have been feeling pretty good. We hope that is a good sign.

Tomorrow, Mr. TiFW and I are headed to Minneapolis for a Puzzle Parley weekend - I have been collecting antique wooden jigsaw puzzles fir many years, and the gentleman who restores these puzzles is going to be in attendance. Meeting him has been on my bucket list for several years.

Mr. TiFW will be taking a Scrollsaw Cutting Workshop while we are there - it was my way of sweetening the pot ♥️♥️♥️

While at my dentist's office this morning, I mentioned that we would be in Minneapolis this weekend, and he asked if we had plans to go to The Mall. Well, my ears perked right up - I had forgotten that the Mall of America was in Minneapolis!

I told Mr. TiFW that he can tell our dentist "Thanks a lot" the next time that he sees him....😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM (SRRAx)

103 Well, there is one sitting in Ken Griffins living room, or wherever he is storing his Stegosaurus....
Posted by: runner


As predicted:
billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin owns a massive, 150-million-year-old Stegosaurus fossil named "Apex". He purchased it at a Sotheby's auction for a record-breaking $44.6 million.

Rather than keeping it private, Griffin placed the 27-foot-long skeleton on a long-term loan at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City, where it is currently on public display


Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:28 PM (Riz8t)

104 87 Personally, I’d be in favor of Argentina taking over the Falklands today.

Posted by: Bulg
----

What do the people who live in the Falklands think?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 10:28 PM (C0oZI)

105 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete


Tired of the same old grumpy replies to this greeting.

🎶I've seen all good people turn their heads each day
So satisfied, I'm on my way
I've seen all good people turn their heads each day
So satisfied, I'm on my way🎶
https://youtu.be/PB49uadFgYw

Posted by: mindful webworker - I am. Yes. at July 15, 2026 10:28 PM (p+5Bi)

106 Fun Fact: The bass player from Loverboy was actually lost at sea.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM (nDXEV)

Heh. Works every time.

Posted by: Robert Wagner at July 15, 2026 10:28 PM (zZu0s)

107 If you can afford the auction price of a T-Rex, you can afford to build the room around the T-Rex.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:28 PM (ZxPkt)

108 Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (Dd38x)

109 Can't see one of Vermeer's most famous paintings because it hangs in the private quarters of Buckingham Palace.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (/WQyy)

110 I was reading about a plan to use dragonflies to kill mosquitos.

The problem: dragonflies are slow to grow and they are cannibalistic. So if you put a bunch of them in a small area they'll eat each other instead of the mosquitos

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (sKqQm)

111 England lost to Argentina"

Malvinas Libre!

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (XuXeR)

112 Greetings Horde

Thank you Mr. T-Rex

Still in Yosemite. Leafink Friday.

Limited connectivity.

Full after action report if I make it back.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (Dy6gY)

113 Tomorrow, Mr. TiFW and I are headed to Minneapolis for a Puzzle Parley weekend - I have been collecting antique wooden jigsaw puzzles fir many years, and the gentleman who restores these puzzles is going to be in attendance. Meeting him has been on my bucket list for several years.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM
***
That sounds suspiciously like a hobby.

Posted by: TRex - camp counselor dino at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (XfIK1)

114 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, I think a sit-down with you would be non-stop fun. I'd just sit and soak up the stories and laugh at all the funny bits until my ribs gave way.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (aJQbY)

115 Rather than keeping it private, Griffin placed the 27-foot-long skeleton on a long-term loan at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City, where it is currently on public display


===

which means he is getting a massive tax deduction, but still owns the thing

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (GD0B3)

116 TiFW, I pray that you continue to do better and better.

Have fun in Minn.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (Jr+re)

117 The place I go to makes all the different sausages in house.
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)


I bought a bone-in pork shoulder and made 12 lbs of link sausage out of it. It is actually pretty good, but it is best that I made link sausage because it is a little lean otherwise.
I ground an onion in with the meat and I doubt I soaked the casings long enough because it is a tad bit salty. It is a lot of work, and it would be worse if I smoked it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (rbvCR)

118 Good evening morons и спасибо, Дино.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

119 I thought I saw in an old documentary that giant apes were the sworn enemy of dinos.

https://youtu.be/yvD3X3RcK3Y

Posted by: tankdemon at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (PMi3m)

120 I would want a triceratops myself

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)

121 102 Bless you, TiFW!

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (77rzZ)

122 RandomDave, You are on a journey and everything you go through is a step. With each step you gain wisdom. When you finish all the steps, you will have arrived. I promise.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (3AwA+)

123 Rather than keeping it private, Griffin placed the 27-foot-long skeleton on a long-term loan at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City, where it is currently on public display

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:28

….in the conservatory.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (Dd38x)

124 a Lifetime Gift of Mr. Griffin

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (GD0B3)

125 TiFW

That's good news indeed.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (RCjYY)

126 which means he is getting a massive tax deduction, but still owns the thing

Exactly.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (Riz8t)

127 Tornyol uses ultrasonic sonar and autonomous guidance algorithms to locate and grind mosquitoes in its propellers.

Seems like you'd have to clean those gooey blades often.

🦟🦟🦟🚁

Posted by: mindful webworker - I am. Yes. at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (p+5Bi)

128 The tetons, they were grand.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 10:17 PM (nDXEV)

We're making our way over there in about a week. Any bets on when Pooky is going to let slip in front of the kids what the name means?

Posted by: pookysgirl, place yer bets at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (IpEsz)

129 Personally, I’d be in favor of Argentina taking over the Falklands today.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (77rzZ)


If the UK gets much stranger, the Falklanders may wind up being in favor of it too.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 10:31 PM (rbvCR)

130 107 If you can afford the auction price of a T-Rex, you can afford to build the room around the T-Rex.

Maybe THAT explains the Obama monolith.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:32 PM (Riz8t)

131 92 Bats eat mosquitoes. Cheaper than drones. Put up a bat house.

Posted by: davidt
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Purple Martins, barn swallows..

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 10:32 PM (C0oZI)

132 {TiFW}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

133 I would want a triceratops myself
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)


One of my favorite books as a kid was the one about the chicken that hatched out a triceratops.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

134 Awesome news, TiFW. Read up on the Mall of America before you go and ensure it hasn’t succumbed to unsavory types. We need you safe.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)

135 If the UK gets much stranger, the Falklanders may wind up being in favor of it too.

At this point, I doubt the Brits could defend the Tower of London.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:33 PM (Riz8t)

136 When did bleach go from .99 cents a gallon to $4.00 for a half gallon? What the hell. I don't use a lot of bleach but damn if I know why the big increase. Sh"ts getting out of hand. Trump needs to get these costs down.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2026 10:34 PM (IY9No)

137 Did you know that a Minuteman missile is bigger than a T-Rex? We went to the Minuteman museum today. And I finally got my hands on a "Delivery in 30 minutes or less" tshirt.
Posted by: pookysgirl, with missile facts at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (IpEsz)

Is that how Gus is getting delivered?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 15, 2026 10:34 PM (qx7Zg)

138 On topic: Argentines are Italians who speak Spanish wish they are British act like they are French except they have a Prussian army.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

139 54 Darn, we never get women flashers in cars in my town.
Posted by: Joemarine


If this is the kind of woman who comes up to your car, flashing, in order to beg for money, you probably don't want to see what's under her shirt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

140 Fun Fact: The bass player from Loverboy was actually lost at sea.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


I guess that's "fun" if you're not the bassist from Loverboy.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

141 It was The Enormous Egg by Oliver Butterworth

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)

142 Police in Ontario are reminding residents not to bring explosives to police stations...

_______________________________

That's great, Achmed. Really. That's a very nice vest..with the red cylinder thingys crafted so perfectly, and the dead man's switch. But, I'm sorry, those guys at the station don't want to see it. I'll talk to them. Maybe tomorrow.

Hey, it's the Toronto area. What did you expect. Jurisdiction of..."just leave your car keys near the front door so the home invaders can get to they easier."

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (dIske)

143 Personally, I'd vote for a return of the massive clouds of DDT enveloping the block, emanating from the backs of heavy duty pumper trucks, as a solution to mosquitos.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (wVcYX)

144 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM (SRRAx)

Teresa that is so wonderful. I was devastated at your initial diagnosis but you are a fucking inspiration. And Horde Prayer is a beautiful thing!! 🩷

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (vE0+H)

145 RandomDave you are on my list

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

146 I would be featured on the scanner if they gave my dog to someone else.
Posted by: Piper

I'm not sure the Pittsburgh police department would be much help to you.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

I suspect the dogs would be released outside, and the people locked in the schnauzer sized cages. If there's any leftover dog poop, it gets lit next to the cages, to enhance their experience.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 15, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)

147 When did bleach go from .99 cents a gallon to $4.00 for a half gallon? What the hell. I don't use a lot of bleach but damn if I know why the big increase. Sh"ts getting out of hand. Trump needs to get these costs down.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2026 10:34 PM (IY9No)

He shouldn't have told people to drink and inject it and build little shrines to Clorox in a makeshift altar in their garage.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:37 PM (vE0+H)

148
Too late in the East, but those of you farther west, do check out the thin crescent Moon near the horizon after sunset. Venus will be up there putting on a bright show as well.

Leo the Lion is right near Venus, and Regulus is between Venus and the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 10:37 PM (w6EFb)

149 Kindltot

Nice to see you, sir. Please give a squeeze to your sweet wife. I miss y’all.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 10:38 PM (QCDKD)

150 143

DDT trucks would complement the asbestos kitchen tiles featured on the Cafe tonight.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 10:38 PM (RCjYY)

151 Like topless beaches or topless protests, the idea is far more intriguing than the reality.
Posted by: Count de Monet


I went to a topless beach near Venice. It's not just pretty, young women who are topless. And you should see what overweight, middle-aged men wear for bathing suits.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 10:39 PM (0Htd1)

152 I was reading about a plan to use dragonflies to kill mosquitos.

The problem: dragonflies are slow to grow and they are cannibalistic. So if you put a bunch of them in a small area they'll eat each other instead of the mosquitos
Posted by: 18-1


Mosquitoes being largely nocturnal and dragonflies largely diurnal is also a problem.

Not sure how they ever got the moniker "mosquito hawk."

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)

153 I did go to a topless beach in the Caribbean and honestly the French woman frequenting it were certainly not a negative.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:40 PM (sKqQm)

154 Salvator Mundi. Sold for over 400 million and is now hanging in MBS' yacht. sad.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 10:40 PM (GD0B3)

155 He shouldn't have told people to drink and inject it and build little shrines to Clorox in a makeshift altar in their garage.
Posted by: ...


Ah, Clorox. The Greek goddess of laundry and murder scenes.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)

156 All the Pittsburgh scanner offerings are great except for the fourth one. That one pisses me off. I will always leave my dog with a friend if I'm going out of town, and that's exactly why.

That being said, I'm not sure "The Golden Bone" is a good name for a kennel. A house of ill repute, maybe...

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)

157 The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain also does a fun arrangement of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly:

https://youtu.be/pLgJ7pk0X-s?is=Z0a2y61SA9M31nbP

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:41 PM (SRRAx)

158 Darn, we never get women flashers in cars in my town.
Posted by: Joemarine

If this is the kind of woman who comes up to your car, flashing, in order to beg for money, you probably don't want to see what's under her shirt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

He asks for Sydney Sweeney. He gets Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 15, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)

159 I saw a nude beach in France, and happily the young women there were quite attractive indeed.

The challenge was to look at the girls without my then-wife noticing.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 10:43 PM (RCjYY)

160 Iron Maiden also recently licensed a "Trooper" IPA through Lagunitas Brewing.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 10:14 PM (nDXEV)

Dude! Must find! I love IPAs, and Lagunitas is one of my favorite breweries, and...

UP THE IRONS!!

I am sporting a tremendous woody right now!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, so easily distracted at July 15, 2026 10:43 PM (0aYVJ)

161
It isn't like you can have an entire T-Rex skeleton in your living room, even if it's a Bezos-sized living room.
Posted by: Archimedes


It would probably fit in Citizen Kane's living room.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 10:45 PM (Cqx++)

162 Bingo cheats are the worst

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2026 10:46 PM (lCppi)

163 Nice to see you, sir. Please give a squeeze to your sweet wife. I miss y’all.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 10:38 PM (QCDKD)


We need to come visit you, I know.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 10:46 PM (rbvCR)

164 Laundry detergent is getting high too. $10.00 for a half gallon. Seems like anything you pick up at the store is at least $5.00. Things are getting ridiculous.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2026 10:47 PM (IY9No)

165 There’s an awesome clip of the danish National Symphony performing the Dune (1984) theme.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 10:47 PM (4g5V+)

166
This lunation will be the Buck Moon, if you go by the common calendar month naming convention. I don't like that and prefer the seasonal convention. Under that, this will be the Sturgeon Moon, the second full Moon of astronomical summer. They will be out of sync until May of next year when the true Blue Moon resets it.

The last lunation was the shortest of the year, and this one will be one hour and 3 minutes longer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)

167 159 I saw a nude beach in France, and happily the young women there were quite attractive indeed.

The challenge was to look at the girls without my then-wife noticing.
Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 10:43 PM (RCjYY)

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So the eyes popping and the aah-OOOOO-gah horn weren't dead giveaways then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 15, 2026 10:48 PM (u/oMr)

168 I've been to Portugal. I don't know if the beaches were topless but the women often did without anyway.
And yeah, the paunchy balding 39 year old men in speedos were there.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE)

169 Great video on the Starship launch. Really enjoyed it, thanks.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 15, 2026 10:48 PM (2NHgQ)

170 165 There’s an awesome clip of the danish National Symphony performing the Dune (1984) theme.

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Are they in the nude?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 15, 2026 10:49 PM (u/oMr)

171 149 Hey, Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:49 PM (77rzZ)

172 Laundry detergent is getting high too. $10.00 for a half gallon. Seems like anything you pick up at the store is at least $5.00. Things are getting ridiculous.

And how much of that is retailers struggling to maintain their already slim margins in the face of state legislatures cranking up the minimum wage?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2026 10:49 PM (D4WJT)

173 154

Wonder why MBS would want an extraordinarily expensive picture of Jesus.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 10:49 PM (RCjYY)

174 Rather than keeping it private, Griffin placed the 27-foot-long skeleton on a long-term loan at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City, where it is currently on public display

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 10:28 PM (Riz8t)

How long before it, too, relocates to Florida.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2026 10:50 PM (lCppi)

175 113 Tomorrow, Mr. TiFW and I are headed to Minneapolis for a Puzzle Parley weekend - I have been collecting antique wooden jigsaw puzzles fir many years, and the gentleman who restores these puzzles is going to be in attendance. Meeting him has been on my bucket list for several years.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM
***
That sounds suspiciously like a hobby.
Posted by: TRex - camp counselor dino at July 15, 2026 10:29 PM (XfIK1)


Well, it would be more of a hobby if I actually put them together once in a while, rather than just hoarding them.

I spend most of my hobby time working on needlework projects (cross stitch and crochet).

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:50 PM (SRRAx)

176 Hey, it's the Toronto area. What did you expect. Jurisdiction of..."just leave your car keys near the front door so the home invaders can get to they easier."
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (dIske)

Where they will punish YOU for making it easier for thieves to enter the vehicle. Now, common sense should tell us not to do that, sure, but is it not interesting the police will come after YOU for that, not the perp?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 10:51 PM (4g5V+)

177 Teresa in Fort Worth- thats wonderful news. Hearing about your progress always brightens my day!

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2026 10:51 PM (lCppi)

178 ….in the conservatory.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:30 PM (Dd38x)


… with a lead pipe.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 10:52 PM (Jc9BQ)

179 And how much of that is retailers struggling to maintain their already slim margins in the face of state legislatures cranking up the minimum wage?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2026 10:49 PM (D4WJT)

Not an issue in TX for there is no state minimum wage here, fortunately.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 10:52 PM (4g5V+)

180 79 The place I go to makes all the different sausages in house.
Posted by: Don Black

Well, sure. All the sawdust on the floor and lips and assholes are put to good use.

Posted by: Waste Not, Want Not at July 15, 2026 10:53 PM (hVCM7)

181 Cheese Danish?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 10:53 PM (wVcYX)

182 Do an interweb search on "Nathan Myhrvold t-rex". I'll wait.
Posted by: TRex - interior decorator dino at July 15, 2026 10:25 PM (XfIK1)
* * * *
What a great story and an amazing home!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 15, 2026 10:53 PM (D/6p1)

183 144 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:27 PM (SRRAx)

Teresa that is so wonderful. I was devastated at your initial diagnosis but you are a fucking inspiration. And Horde Prayer is a beautiful thing!! 🩷
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (vE0+H)


Don't know that I am so much "inspirational", rather than f***ing lucky that so far medications have been working for me. So many people with this type of cancer are not as fortunate as I have been.

I do know that Horde prayers have definitely helped! ♥️♥️♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:53 PM (SRRAx)

184 ….in the conservatory.
Posted by: Piper

… with a lead pipe.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


No, with a dinosaur bone. Haven't you been following along?

Posted by: Professor Plum at July 15, 2026 10:54 PM (VHUov)

185

New York lawmaker, Nikki Lucas, proposed a 10% discount for shoppers who use the self-checkout lane. The bill, which was introduced in May, would only require retail establishments that also sell food to provide the discount.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 10:55 PM (Cqx++)

186
I say "true" Blue Moon, but all this stuff was invented in the early 20th Century by an editor of the Maine Farmer's Almanac. There's no ancient tradition of any sort with it.

But, the seasonal convention does do the most astronomically and logically consistent job of fitting the occasional oddball 13th full Moon in tropical year into thing while respecting the real old traditions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 10:56 PM (w6EFb)

187 Click on King Kong and you get Godzilla.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 10:56 PM (Cqx++)

188 Hi folks. RtC also says hi, though that might have been a yawn.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2026 10:57 PM (CHHv1)

189 TiFW - Good news: Halleluah! Forgot to mention you at the prayer meeting tonight, but I prayed for your continuing improvement just now. Enjoy the Mall of America!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 10:58 PM (Jc9BQ)

190 I was fortunate enough to see the dinosaur exhibit in the Museum of Natural History when on my bucket list trip to NYC in May. I was gawking like a school kid the entire time I was there -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:58 PM (SRRAx)

191 🚨We interrupt the merriment for a serious matter.🚨

DAYLIGHT STUPID TIME

House passes Daylight Saving Time reform as Trump signals support for ending clock change
"For decades, we have accepted this ritual of springing forward and falling back, even though it disrupts routines, throws off our sleep and creates unnecessary frustration for families across the country," Rep. Kat Cammack, R-Fla., said Tuesday, detailing how the clock changes have disrupted her infant daughter's sleep schedule. "Let's stop asking Americans to reset their clocks every March and November," she continued. "Let's provide some certainty and consistency and a little more sunshine at the end of the day.🤦‍♂️
h/t MJA, IOTWreport
iotwreport.com/
house-passes-daylight-saving-time-reform/

Midwest Chick: I don’t care as long as the time changes stop
For my part, I like DST. I like having extra time after work to get stuff done.🤦‍♂️

Apologies to those who like DST, but it's as ignorant as needing the government to tell you to breath.

Daylight Saving Time: The Simple Alternative
How free people would handle the seasons
mindfulwebworks.com/radical/daylight

Resume frolicking

Posted by: mindful webworker - I am. Yes. at July 15, 2026 10:59 PM (p+5Bi)

192 That GB&U theme was fun - halfway through I was thinking “I just wish they’d done Ecstasy of Gold “ and there it was! Second half of that clip.

My only slight criticism is that the Soprano in Ecstacy of Gold had a nice voice, but when Enrico Morricone directed it himself, he got an Italian Opera diva who could out punch the entire brass section by herself. The part kinda calls for that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 10:59 PM (wLnmp)

193 No, with a dinosaur bone. Haven't you been following along?
Posted by: Professor Plum at July 15, 2026 10:54 PM (VHUov)


I obviously haven’t a Clue.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 11:00 PM (Jc9BQ)

194 Yo Dino!

Iron Maiden and ABBA connected? Sounds like one of my playlists!

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 11:00 PM (QLC6i)

195 I saw a nude beach in France, and happily the young women there were quite attractive indeed.

The challenge was to look at the girls without my then-wife noticing.
Posted by: mnw

So the eyes popping and the aah-OOOOO-gah horn weren't dead giveaways then?
Posted by: Cicero


He said "French" women. The weedy little Citroen horn sound wouldn't alert anyone. As long as she's not looking at you when your beret pops off your head and spins around, you're fine.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

196 OK, so time to liven this thread up: BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 11:01 PM (77rzZ)

197
As was the case in the early '70s when we tried permanent DST, this will last one winter. The higher latitudes in the western edges of the time zones (looking at you Michigan and Indiana) will have sunrise times as late as 9:30AMish.

That didn't fly then, and it won't fly now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:01 PM (w6EFb)

198 A new Pew Research Center poll found that 44% of Muslim Americans view Hamas favorably.

The survey also found that 17% of Black Protestants hold a favorable view of Hamas, 8% of Catholics, and 4% of White evangelical Protestants.

Only 26% of Muslim Americans said they view Israelis favorably, compared with 74% of White evangelical Protestants, 55% of Black Protestants, and 51% of Catholics.

The poll also found younger Americans across religious groups are more likely to view Palestinians favorably than Israelis, with favorable attitudes toward Israelis declining among both Republicans and Democrats over the past decade.

Foundation for Defense of Democracies researcher Hussain Abdul-Hussain said the findings resemble polling among Palestinians.
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They call it a Pew poll for a reason...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 11:02 PM (C0oZI)

199 New York lawmaker, Nikki Lucas, proposed a 10% discount for shoppers who use the self-checkout lane. The bill, which was introduced in May, would only require retail establishments that also sell food to provide the discount.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 10:55 PM (Cqx++)

Do those shoppers also get invited to company events? Free food and drinks? Shop from the stockroom?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 15, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)

200 141 It was The Enormous Egg by Oliver Butterworth
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)

Dang, I read that in fourth grade. Won't spoil it though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 11:04 PM (nDXEV)

201 New York lawmaker, Nikki Lucas, proposed a 10% discount for shoppers who use the self-checkout lane. The bill, which was introduced in May, would only require retail establishments that also sell food to provide the discount.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I appreciate her effort to kill the things off entirely.

DDGAI: "In 2024, the average net profit margin for food retailers was reported at 1.7%."

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

202 OK, so time to liven this thread up: BOOBS!
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 11:01 PM (77rzZ)

Breaking down the word Boob.

B - top view
oo - front view
b - side view

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 15, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)

203 197 Eliminate public education, and the problem vanishes.

The whole idea of DST was stupid to begin with.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 11:04 PM (77rzZ)

204 Breaking down the word Boob.

B - top view
oo - front view
b - side view


Not going to add anything to this, you can't improve on perfection.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2026 11:05 PM (D4WJT)

205 The survey also found that 17% of Black Protestants hold a favorable view of Hamas, 8% of Catholics, and 4% of White evangelical Protestants.
Posted by: Braenyard


7% misheard it as "Ham Mass."

The other 1% was the Pope, with sockpuppets.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 11:06 PM (VHUov)

206 The survey also found that 17% of Black Protestants hold a favorable view of Hamas, 8% of Catholics

I suspect it's higher for Catholics.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 11:07 PM (gKWVE)

207 My time at the Northern Command is coming to a close. Last Day on the Cape today. We went over to Martha's Vineyard on the ferry today. Took our bikes. Beautiful day despite the haze from the Canadian wildfires. Nice lunch and drinks in Oaks Bluff. Several mile bike ride. Stopped at Jaws Bridge and watched people jumping off the railing into the water. I kinda want to do that one day.

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 11:07 PM (QLC6i)

208
Michigan the whole of it, should be on Central time. I think it was originally, but some Detroit bunch wanted to do the equivalent of well, permanent DST (which didn't exist then, so they shifted one time zone east). There was also a claim of some motivation to be on the same time as NYC, but I don't think that was really the main reason.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

209 RandomDave could use a little help with keeping his house. GiveSendGo: https://tinyurl.com/y6apejrv

Posted by: cch at July 15, 2026 11:08 PM (dSco/)

210 192

A few of us were talking about this late last night: If you are interested in 2 astonishing musical numbers where the diva sure as hell better be able to SING!

Queen of the Night aria, and Un Bel Di Vedremo aria.

Not suitable for Nancy Sinatra.

YouTube has many different versions of both.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 11:09 PM (RCjYY)

211 On July 15th 1410, Poland and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania defeated the Teutonic Order in one of the largest battles in medieval Europe, the Battle of Grunwald

40 000 Poles, Lithuanians, Belarusians, Ukrainians, Moldovans & Tatars defeated 30 000 German knights
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Germans; organizational skills like none other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 11:10 PM (C0oZI)

212
See time.gov for the current time zone boundaries. It's sort of crazy for a state to have multiple time zones, IIRC, but you can make the case for a state with wide longitude extent sort of straddling the 1 hour meridian boundaries.

But look at Indiana. That's just crazy. And NE, KS and the other midwestern states.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:11 PM (w6EFb)

213 If you're looking for a channel for next week, TRex, this one might fit the bill. It's from the Australian Armor Museum, and they post a workshop video each Wednesday showing their latest project.

Right now, it's a Wespe. Besides using heavy duty tools, they do use hammers when needed for alignment.

https://youtu.be/KvdVdl-harY

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 15, 2026 11:12 PM (qx7Zg)

214 >>>I suspect it's higher for Catholics.

Posted by: gKWVE
--

Polls exist to shape public opinion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 11:13 PM (C0oZI)

215 Wandering away from this marvelous company to go live some real life. For certain values of 'real.'

They had other songs than "For What It's Worth"
https://youtu.be/jyc0JSd5q7U

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days doctor at July 15, 2026 11:14 PM (p+5Bi)

216 It was originally a wartime expedient (World War One) when manufacturing and factories still used lots of windows and natural light, or so I’ve read.

I’ve never cared too much, just quit fucking with the clocks every 6 months. Just retarded.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:19 PM (OPTvA)

217 But look at Indiana. That's just crazy. And NE, KS and the other midwestern states.
Posted by: publius
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OTOH, one could celebrate New Year's eve, drive up the road, and do it again an hour later.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 11:19 PM (XeU6L)

218 The last lunation was the shortest of the year, and this one will be one hour and 3 minutes longer.
Posted b IRLy: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 10:48

Thanks or the update. I'll have to tell J this is the Buck Moon, Buck is my nic IRL.

Admire your persistence in staying w/ Momma. You have to look after your own, they had no right to stop you from doing so.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 15, 2026 11:19 PM (55Qr6)

219 >>But look at Indiana. That's just crazy. And NE, KS and the other midwestern states.
Posted by: publius

And look at Idaho-- if there's got to be a time-divide, why not draw the line N/S instead of E/W?

And that stoopid little chunk of eastern Oregon... why not let the whole state be Pacific Time?

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)

220 My fav version of the Good, the Bad & the Ugly
https://tinyurl.com/6dwp7rby

recorded at a club my late BIL owned for a short time

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at July 15, 2026 11:20 PM (y7zkd)

221 Any Christians that hold favorable views of Islamic terrorists aren't Christian.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 11:21 PM (/WQyy)

222 Polls exist to shape public opinion.

Posted by: Braenyard
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"Tell me the results that you want, and I will formulate a poll that produces those results" - Charles Krauthammer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 11:21 PM (XeU6L)

223 >> OTOH, one could celebrate New Year's eve, drive up the road, and do it again an hour later.

I think I recall some time-zone hopping flight, maybe the Concorde back in the day, where they crossed several time zone boundaries and rang in the new year several times. It was going west from Europe to the US.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:22 PM (w6EFb)

224 Is that what Gallup does?

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 11:22 PM (RCjYY)

225 Since the Falklands were topical today, I refreshed my memory. Fun fact to tell those who claim that England "colonized" the islands; when the English discovered them in 1765, there were NO human inhabitants. They're too far out in the ocean for any early people to have made it there. So the English who live their today are in fact the true descendants of the original inhabitants of the islands.

Also, England took possession of them 50 years before Argentina first existed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 10:16 PM (edUvp)

You can colonize uninhabited places. Iceland had no people until the Vikings colonized it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 11:24 PM (1z8ji)

226 See time.gov for the current time zone boundaries. It's sort of crazy for a state to have multiple time zones, IIRC, but you can make the case for a state with wide longitude extent sort of straddling the 1 hour meridian boundaries.

But look at Indiana. That's just crazy. And NE, KS and the other midwestern states.
Posted by: publius


Until 1960, Bismarck and Mandan ND were in different time zones, even though they're sister cities on either side of the Missouri river. Mandan voted to move to Central time, and now is in a different time zone than the rest of Morton County.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)

227 Always said that if PT Barnum was alive today he would own multiple poll companies.

He would also be 216 years old.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 11:25 PM (/WQyy)

228 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 15, 2026 10:53 PM (SRRAx)

Lucky, blessed, inspirational, any way you want to slice it is fine by me. I remember you wanting that photoshop of you doing the Fight Fight Fight meme. You inspire me, babe, and happy you are doing so well.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:25 PM (vE0+H)

229 Saw Young Washington tonight. Very good. Really enjoyed it. Kelsey Grammer gives a great performance as Lord Fairfax.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 11:25 PM (2Ez/1)

230 Polls exist to shape public opinion.
Posted by: Braenyard

I left my Catholic congregation because the pastor was giving a proPalestinian commentary at the end of the service (wasn't part of the homily but still).
Nobody's asked why I left, since. This was over a year ago. They are aware I'm a "Zionist" and that I don't denounce the Talmud (well, any more than the Talmud denounces itself admittedly a low bar).
So I'd put the Hamas-better-than-Israel mark maybe 15%, the priesthood some percentages higher. Not as bad as the Episcopalian priesthood.

Posted by: gKWVE might be coming down with a case of the sads at July 15, 2026 11:26 PM (gKWVE)

231 >> And that stoopid little chunk of eastern Oregon... why not let the whole state be Pacific Time?

If Kindltot is here, he can tell the details. That little green area might as well be in Idaho. They are very linked economically.

That's a big part of it. If some local region is tied to another region strongly with commerce, economics, they like to be on the same clock time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:26 PM (w6EFb)

232 That's a big part of it. If some local region is tied to another region strongly with commerce, economics, they like to be on the same clock time.
Posted by: publius

That makes sense. Thank you.

But it sure looks odd on the map, LOL

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 11:29 PM (rdVOm)

233 Suppose there are 5 or so polls, & all 5 show movement in the same direction over the same time period.

All 5 just garbage to "shape public opinion"?

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 11:29 PM (RCjYY)

234 That's a big part of it. If some local region is tied to another region strongly with commerce, economics, they like to be on the same clock time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:26 PM (w6EFb)

====

Like Wendover UT and West Wendover NV same town straddles the state line.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

235 Suppose there are 5 or so polls, & all 5 show movement in the same direction over the same time period.

All 5 just garbage to "shape public opinion"?

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 11:29 PM (RCjYY)

Of course, this happens literally all the time during election season. If you want to spend time trying to figure out which polls or averages are good or bad when most of our elections are filled with fraud to begin with, go for it. I don't even know what you're arguing here because I just saw this, but I can already tell it's annoying.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:31 PM (vE0+H)

236 Polls are for strippers!

Posted by: Vice President Sarah Palin at July 15, 2026 11:35 PM (BXKqN)

237 cch, thank you, I hate to bleg. I know a lot of folks are still feeling the strain.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 15, 2026 11:36 PM (aJQbY)

238 233 Suppose there are 5 or so polls, & all 5 show movement in the same direction over the same time period.

All 5 just garbage to "shape public opinion"?

Posted by: mnw
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How many polls said that Trump was going to lose the election?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 11:36 PM (C0oZI)

239 Polls are for strippers!
Posted by: Vice President Sarah Palin at July 15, 2026 11:35 PM (BXKqN)

Polls are for gondolas!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 15, 2026 11:36 PM (qx7Zg)

240 33 As the Kris Kristofferson character says about Willie Nelson in the movie Songwriter: He did for the love, but he was not above the money.

Neither are Maiden.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)

And they are worth every penny. Maiden, that is.

UP THE FUCKING IRONS!!!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 11:36 PM (4g5V+)

241 Ah that's right - a time the polls were right proves that they are perfectly reliable. What the hell is going on here tonight? FUD out in force? It's a Wednesday night in July for fuck's sake. Spread your misery in October.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:37 PM (vE0+H)

242 196 OK, so time to liven this thread up: BOOBS!
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 11:01 PM (77rzZ)

https://tinyurl.com/eya5s3jr

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 15, 2026 11:38 PM (w/O5Q)

243 They'll be out telling us that 2020 was all on the up-and-up next.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:38 PM (vE0+H)

244
At Mach 2, you can "beat the earth's rotation" going westward, and you don't have to be at too high a latitude to do it. If interested you could run the numbers.

Letting Grok do the work, yep the Concorde could beat the earth's rotation, barely, even at the equator.

So, what you could do is just exactly cancel the Erf's rotation at a given latitude, and have local mean time at your exact location hold constant at 12:00 midnight, and be at New Year's instant for the duration of the flight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:38 PM (w6EFb)

245 Polls are for strippers!
Posted by: Vice President Sarah Palin


And Poland is for Poles, so by the transitive property, Poland is for strippers.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)

246 RandomDave,
Things will work out. The Lord provides and answers our prayers.

Teresa, if you’re still here, keep kicking ass and taking names.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 11:40 PM (/79St)

247
Heh, with the Concorde, the Sun could rise in the west and move eastward. Take off heading west from Europe near sunset, and "time would move backwards", the sun rising up from the western horizon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)

248 If you have five polls up your bum, are they all there to shape your arse?

Posted by: dum dum with the insights at July 15, 2026 11:41 PM (/dcbg)

249
How many polls said that Trump was going to lose the election?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 11:36 PM (C0oZI)

I keep going back to one of my favorite events of the year: the moment Canada got punked for gold in men's hockey. How many people predicted Team USA would win gold? Because Canada was so much better and they were just going to walk to a gold medal...

Except for one minor detail. The game had to be played, and the IOC insisted it be played, just to make sure Canada deserved it. And...well...they didn't.

Same thing with elections. Polls can go on and on and on all day. Didn't these same polls which confidently predicted Trump's defeat show Carter getting a second term handily over Reagan? OK...but we still had to do one little thing: hold the election anyway, just in case. And...the election was held and the polls were wrong.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 11:41 PM (4g5V+)

250 You can colonize uninhabited places. Iceland had no people until the Vikings colonized it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 11:24 PM (1z8ji)

You and I know that, but I was sparring on X with some idiot leftist who thought that all Colonization was Eevil! And must be reversed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 11:41 PM (wLnmp)

251 I suppose if all the news channels report the same thing that makes it true...? I'll go ask Putin's election interference for Trump about it.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:43 PM (vE0+H)

252
At high latitudes, Mach 2 is really outrunning Erf's rotation, and that "sun rising in the west" effect was quite pronounced.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:43 PM (w6EFb)

253 "A dog knows what to do with a poll."

- John George Diefenbaker

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 11:43 PM (1z8ji)

254 Pollsters are very sensitive to being an outlier, that’s why it’s guaranteed they’ll show the same trend. If polls 1, 2, and 3 seem to indicate a slight trend, polls 4 & 5 will change whatever numbers they had to make sure and match it. And then they’ll all pat themselves on the back for agreeing with each other.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 11:46 PM (wLnmp)

255 Oregon/Idaho time zone boundaries.

The Mountain Time bulge into Oregon is so the folks there can be on Boise time. You have to drive another hundred miles west to get to the next real town in Oregon.

The Pacific Time takeover in the Idaho Pan handle is so those folks can be on Spokane time. Again, it is a hundred mile drive south down a single two lane blacktop road to get to the Boise area.

Of course, there are those who just want to live on Tulsa Time...

https://youtu.be/Hrd5xU_tO_I

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 11:48 PM (53lW4)

256
I think my mother is going to be fine tonight. Here's my theory on what happened. That anesthesia for the emergency leg surgery just knocked her brain for a loop, causing that insane behavior. This has happened before with her. But we had to do it to save her life.

As crazy as it sounds, that big fall and knock on the head may have been a crude "shock treatment" and knocked her brain out of that crazy loop.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:49 PM (w6EFb)

257 153 I did go to a topless beach in the Caribbean and honestly the French woman frequenting it were certainly not a negative.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15

When I lived in France all the beaches were topless and the scenery was mostly gorgeous. That was before they had culturally enriched themselves like today so not sure if that still holds.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at July 15, 2026 11:49 PM (y7zkd)

258 The Falklands? When the US takes over Greenland, we should simultaneously invade The Falklands, to spread Truth, Justice, Freedom, and the American Way of Life.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 11:52 PM (53lW4)

259
I tell you this. Saturday, right after the fall, the docs and nurses were telling me there wasn't much hope, poor quality of life, and didn't think treatment was viable. I told them to treat her one more day, Sunday.

If I had not done that, she wouldn't have made it. Monday, while still dragging my feet, I was about to well, you know. Dragging my feet and dreading it.

But then that miracle occurred. Always keep that mind. There is always hope, and one more day or two or three can make a difference.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:52 PM (w6EFb)

260 When I lived in France all the beaches were topless and the scenery was mostly gorgeous. That was before they had culturally enriched themselves like today so not sure if that still holds.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at July 15, 2026 11:49 PM (y7zkd)

Oh yeah, I'm sure the Mohammedans are down on the beach baring their Saracen titties for all to see.

Posted by: Mo is a pedo at July 15, 2026 11:53 PM (/dcbg)

261 You can colonize uninhabited places. Iceland had no people until the Vikings colonized it.

There were Irish monks there first.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 11:53 PM (sKqQm)

262 Oh yeah, I'm sure the Mohammedans are down on the beach baring their Saracen titties for all to see.

Persian women can be quite good looking. Arabic ones less so.

I imagine Berbers look a lot like southern Europeans.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 11:54 PM (sKqQm)

263 So, what you could do is just exactly cancel the Erf's rotation at a given latitude, and have local mean time at your exact location hold constant at 12:00 midnight, and be at New Year's instant for the duration of the flight.
Posted by: publius


Time Control, or Controlled by Time?

https://youtu.be/DtVrXTdEbF0

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 11:57 PM (VHUov)

264 Persian chicks can be hot. But they give off a cray-cray vibe that rivals East European ladies.

Posted by: stabby even at July 15, 2026 11:58 PM (/dcbg)

265
The original, logical notion of time zones was as follows. 15 degrees of longitude is 1 hour of time. Meaning 1 degree is 4 minutes of time.

So, time zones were to be 15 degree wide, centered on every 15 degree meridian, that is +/- 7.5 degrees ib either side. Eastern time is thus centered on 75W, running from 67.5W to 82.5W. Here in SC, that western boundary is somewhere a little east of my own Clempson Cow Collidge.

So, eyeballing that on the map running northward, that's the "proper" western boundary of EST.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)

266 The Falklands? When the US takes over Greenland, we should simultaneously invade The Falklands, to spread Truth, Justice, Freedom, and the American Way of Life.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 11:52 PM (53lW4)

Seriously, Milei and Argentina should launch a charm offensive on the Falklanders. Something like: "England ain't what it used to be. Crawling with deranged muslim rapists, and cops that aid and abet them. And, guess what? Argentina is no longer a Peronist shithole. We have gotten smarter, and kinder. We have an offer for you. Become an Argentine protectorate, and we will guarantee your English language rights, and local laws."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2026 12:00 AM (1z8ji)

267
To really make that "stopping time" with the Concorde a challenge, I would try to hole Apparent Solar midnight constant. You would have to adjust speed to match the derivative of the equation of time, the true apparent solar day "sped" at that point.

Anyway, keep the sun directly under your local nadir the whole time. You'd have to vary your speed a little to do that to high precision.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)

268 Evening.

Re: Iron Maiden.

Pop House is co-owned by one of the guy's from ABBA.

Maiden is obligated to cover Dancing Queen.

ABBA must cover The Prisoner.

As it is written, so shall it be done.

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2026 12:03 AM (hjusQ)

269 Teresa, if you’re still here, keep kicking ass and taking names.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 11:40 PM (/79St)


Now that my hair is starting to grow back, I occasionally feel puckish and wear a baseball cap that has "Stronger Than The Storm" embroidered on it 😊💕

And Huzzah! My permanent tooth implants came in, and the dentist put them in place this morning, so now I won't look like a gap-toothed hillbilly when in polite company 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 16, 2026 12:04 AM (SRRAx)

270 265
The original, logical notion of time zones was as follows. 15 degrees of longitude is 1 hour of time. Meaning 1 degree is 4 minutes of time.

So, time zones were to be 15 degree wide, centered on every 15 degree meridian, that is +/- 7.5 degrees ib either side. Eastern time is thus centered on 75W, running from 67.5W to 82.5W. Here in SC, that western boundary is somewhere a little east of my own Clempson Cow Collidge.
---

Clemens wrote a piece about that on a sea voyage, the professionals wondering, every morning, what was wrong with their watches not being in sync with the ship's clock.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 12:04 AM (C0oZI)

271
This should illustrate a subtle little point about solar time vs uniform or "real time". Solar time, mean or apparent, is actually a count of the Erf's rotations relative to the sun(mean usually) over a meridian of reference.

Insofar as the earth's rate of rotation is constant (it isn't), and the sun's apparent motion (really earth's orbital motion) is constant (it isn't, but mean time averages that out), then it is a proxy for real time.

But it isn't. It's a count of those synodic rotations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:05 AM (w6EFb)

272 35 Did you know that a Minuteman missile is bigger than a T-Rex? We went to the Minuteman museum today. And I finally got my hands on a "Delivery in 30 minutes or less" tshirt.
Posted by: pookysgirl, with missile facts at July 15, 2026 10:12 PM (IpEsz)

A&SFA has something similar that I need to get.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:06 AM (4g5V+)

273 Banging away at various levels of government to campaign to end ALPRs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:07 AM (4g5V+)

274 But then that miracle occurred. Always keep that mind. There is always hope, and one more day or two or three can make a difference.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:52 PM (w6EFb)


Wise words, indeed!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 16, 2026 12:08 AM (SRRAx)

275 268 Evening.

Re: Iron Maiden.

Pop House is co-owned by one of the guy's from ABBA.

Maiden is obligated to cover Dancing Queen.

ABBA must cover The Prisoner.

As it is written, so shall it be done.
Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2026 12:03 AM (hjusQ)

ABBA must cover "Number of the Beast"

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:09 AM (4g5V+)

276 If Kindltot is here, he can tell the details. That little green area might as well be in Idaho. They are very linked economically.

That's a big part of it. If some local region is tied to another region strongly with commerce, economics, they like to be on the same clock time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 11:26 PM (w6EFb)


Ontario, the entire Treasure valley, and Malhuer county are more involved with Idaho and Boise than with Salem. Seriously, I worked there and travelled home to the Salem area, and there is no fast way to get there.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2026 12:10 AM (rbvCR)

277 Teresa,

Gap Toothed hillbilly?

You’re a warrior. A grandma. A wife, a mom a friend and a survivor.

And a hillbilly.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:11 AM (yEz+x)

278 Seriously, Milei and Argentina should launch a charm offensive on the Falklanders. Something like: "England ain't what it used to be. Crawling with deranged muslim rapists, and cops that aid and abet them. And, guess what? Argentina is no longer a Peronist shithole. We have gotten smarter, and kinder. We have an offer for you. Become an Argentine protectorate, and we will guarantee your English language rights, and local laws."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2026 12:00 AM (1z8ji)

Not gonna work.

You know what really pissed them off? The first thing the Argentines did was have everyone drive on the right side of the road.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:11 AM (4g5V+)

279 Maiden is obligated to cover Dancing Queen.
Posted by: Robert

ABBA must cover "Number of the Beast"
Posted by: Cow Demon


The must tour together, and the encore shall be both bands on stage, playing the mash-up "Dancing Beast."

Posted by: as long as we're being weird at July 16, 2026 12:12 AM (VHUov)

280

And on the flip side, if you were going to hold a gunfight on the Concorde, you could hold High Noon constant for hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:12 AM (w6EFb)

281 275 268 Evening.

Re: Iron Maiden.

Pop House is co-owned by one of the guy's from ABBA.

Maiden is obligated to cover Dancing Queen.

ABBA must cover The Prisoner.

As it is written, so shall it be done.
Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2026 12:03 AM (hjusQ)

ABBA must cover "Number of the Beast"
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:09 AM (4g5V+)

Ghost covered I'm a Marionette.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2026 12:12 AM (zMwmR)

282
Ontario, the entire Treasure valley, and Malhuer county are more involved with Idaho and Boise than with Salem. Seriously, I worked there and travelled home to the Salem area, and there is no fast way to get there.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2026 12:10 AM (rbvCR)

How about detaching that whole area to form its own state? Maybe merged with the more based portions of Northern CA.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:13 AM (4g5V+)

283 Persian women can be quite good looking. Arabic ones less so.“

I think the Persians are an unusually good looking race, both men and women.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2026 12:14 AM (wLnmp)

284 You know what really pissed them off? The first thing the Argentines did was have everyone drive on the right side of the road.
Posted by: Cow Demon


*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:16 AM (yEz+x)

285 https://stateofsurveillance.org ›
Find and Avoid Flock ALPR Cameras Near You - State of Surveillance
2 days agoFlock license-plate cameras are spreading fast. How to spot one, map them with DeFlock, understand the 30-day data rules, and the limited ways to actually opt out...

https://tinyurl.com/3b2hk2su

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 12:16 AM (C0oZI)

286 277 Teresa,

Gap Toothed hillbilly?

You’re a warrior. A grandma. A wife, a mom a friend and a survivor.

And a hillbilly.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:11 AM (yEz+x)


Well, I was missing one of my two front teeth - I had an Essex mouthpiece that would do the trick, but I had to remove it whenever I wanted to eat. And I hated hearing the darn thing, so I didn't smile much when out in public.

I have a hilarious pic of me last Halloween when my hair was quite sparse and my tooth was gone - I joked that I didn't need to buy a costume to scare all of the neighborhood kiddies 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 16, 2026 12:17 AM (SRRAx)

287 You know what really pissed them off? The first thing the Argentines did was have everyone drive on the right side of the road.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:11 AM (4g5V+)

Well, that was the Peronists did that. Milei is a different breed of cat. Thing is, do a selling job on the Falklanders. Pitch the idea to them that England is lost, and that Argentina can better protect their heritage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2026 12:19 AM (1z8ji)

288 285 https://stateofsurveillance.org ›
Find and Avoid Flock ALPR Cameras Near You - State of Surveillance
2 days agoFlock license-plate cameras are spreading fast. How to spot one, map them with DeFlock, understand the 30-day data rules, and the limited ways to actually opt out...

https://tinyurl.com/3b2hk2su
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 12:16 AM (C0oZI)

I've seen the deflock.org site. Awesome site. Even it is missing cameras I know exist near my rural locality.

They need to be banned. The Flock CEO whines it is "terroristic" for me and others to know where his cameras are. Fuck him. He can go to the PRC or DPRK.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:22 AM (4g5V+)

289 How about detaching that whole area to form its own state? Maybe merged with the more based portions of Northern CA.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 12:13 AM (4g5V+)


The drive to create the state of Jefferson, which was to be comprised of parts of Southern Oregon and Northern California was scheduled to kick off on Monday, December 8 1941, and for some reason delayed and never revisited.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2026 12:22 AM (rbvCR)

290
Thinking about the Concorde going west example, which will show how it works easily, consider circumnavigating the globe westward. Assume you're counting days by sunrises and sets?

What happens when you get back to your starting point? Now, do the same eastward. What happens to your calendar date then?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:23 AM (w6EFb)

291
Magellan's crew were blown away by that effect.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:26 AM (w6EFb)

292 Baseball Bat Bros is big enough to make or break a baseball bat release. It's the go to place for reviews, and I bought one based on his review, and it was the most used bat by others on my oldest's team.

LS Dynasty 31". It's a contact hitter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 16, 2026 12:26 AM (ByO+m)

293 Teresa,
You’re so much braver than I was.

I hid. I didnt allow anyone to take pictures of me. I have not one picture of me bald and swollen from the steroids.

You are amazing. Good for you!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:27 AM (yEz+x)

294
Remember you calendar day/solar time is really just a count of the number of rotations relative to the sun. When circumnavigate westward, what happens to that count? Doesn't matter how fast you're going, just that you go all the way around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)

295 Time change?
I don't care. I'm retired. What day is it anyway?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 12:31 AM (2WIwB)

296 Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:27 AM (yEz+x)

That of course does not mean you weren't brave. You know what you went through and that you got out the other side. I don't care if you had to be dragged kicking and screaming through it every second of every day and sleepless night, you were brave. (granted you didn't say you weren't brave, I'm just covering bases and making sure we all know where we stand).

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 12:33 AM (vE0+H)

297 I saw Taco Bell Lettuce Explosive Diarrhea open for the Exploding Plastic Inevitable at Andy Warhol's "Factory" back in '67.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 12:34 AM (IG3/x)

298 Remember you calendar day/solar time is really just a count of the number of rotations relative to the sun. When circumnavigate westward, what happens to that count? Doesn't matter how fast you're going, just that you go all the way around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)

I'll go with: the date is what the local calendar says it is, and the time is what the clock in the bank lobby says it is. Calendar date and clock time may be based upon Earth's motions, but that choice is basically arbitrary, and we have to have some sort of agreed-upon time metric in order for society to function well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)

299

I didn’t have the energy to kick and scream. My boys were in high school and 8th grade. I went to work every day.

It was me and my boys and my Fink. It was not fun. And I hid from everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:38 AM (gZceY)

300 > Remember you calendar day/solar time is really just a count of the number of rotations relative to the sun. When circumnavigate westward, what happens to that count? Doesn't matter how fast you're going, just that you go all the way around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)


In one of Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey/Maturin novels (set in the Age of Sail) two ships planned a secret rendezvous in the South Pacific, one ship having sailed east around Cape Horn, the other west around Tierra del Fuego.

The crew of one ship was inordinately pleased that (by their reckoning) they got one more day of pay than the sailors on the other ship, even though they'd both left England at the same time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 12:40 AM (IG3/x)

301 >> and the time is what the clock in the bank lobby says it is.

That's exactly what it is, as for atomic time and true uniform time. The second is defined entirely independent of the earth's rotation. It is just chosen to be as close as possible to the earth's rotation reference of about the mid 19th Century.

The circumnavigation thing is just a little cute "illusion" that blew away Magellan when they got back.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)

302 I have a hilarious pic of me last Halloween when my hair was quite sparse and my tooth was gone - I joked that I didn't need to buy a costume to scare all of the neighborhood kiddies 😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 16, 2026 12:17 AM (SRRAx)

The problem with that description is that you are beautiful no matter what you happen to be sporting any particular day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 12:41 AM (bl07w)

303 > I don't care. I'm retired. What day is it anyway?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 12:31 AM (2WIwB)

The only place I have to be nowadays is doctor's appointments (too damned many of those) and my phone reminds me so I don't have to worry about it.

Oh, and I go over and have dinner with my family on Fridays.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 12:43 AM (IG3/x)

304 Didn't think we had any ALPRs around here. Those FLOCKers are everywhere.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 12:43 AM (C0oZI)

305 299 …

I didn’t have the energy to kick and scream. My boys were in high school and 8th grade. I went to work every day.

It was me and my boys and my Fink. It was not fun. And I hid from everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:38 AM (gZceY)

Ditto what I said about Theresa. You are beautiful no matter what you happen to be sporting any particular day. If people don't see that, then they are blind.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 12:43 AM (bl07w)

306 293 Teresa,
You’re so much braver than I was.

I hid. I didnt allow anyone to take pictures of me. I have not one picture of me bald and swollen from the steroids.

You are amazing. Good for you!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:27 AM (yEz+x)


Oh, that was the ONLY picture of me looking like that! 😂😂😂. I did post it on Facebook, and everyone got a good laugh from it -

Instead, I found that cute wig and hat and rocked the Hell out of them - there are lots of pictures of me wearing those. I always thought I would be a darling redhead, but I was too scared to dye my hair 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 16, 2026 12:43 AM (SRRAx)

307
Okay, if you circumnavigate westward, you lose one day. If you do it east, you gain one day.

When Magellan returned, the local date was one day ahead of the ship's reckoning.

When you make one loop west, you have rotated one less revolution relative to the sun than your starting point. When you go east, you make one more revolution that your starting point.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

308 303 > I don't care. I'm retired. What day is it anyway?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 12:31 AM (2WIwB)

The only place I have to be nowadays is doctor's appointments (too damned many of those) and my phone reminds me so I don't have to worry about it.

Oh, and I go over and have dinner with my family on Fridays.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 12:43 AM (IG3/x)

DH is still working, while I am retired. It is my job to remember Taco Tuesday, and of course Mass on Sunday. Other than that, I really don't give one fat rat's tukis what day it might be.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 12:44 AM (bl07w)

309 Didn't think we had any ALPRs around here. Those FLOCKers are everywhere.
Posted by: Braenyard

Here, too. Not many, but at *every* entrance/exit road around the community.

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

310 >>>and we have to have some sort of agreed-upon time metric in order for society to function well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Keeps planes and trains from running into each other.
Grandpa was a timekeeper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 12:46 AM (C0oZI)

311 309 Didn't think we had any ALPRs around here. Those FLOCKers are everywhere.
Posted by: Braenyard

Here, too. Not many, but at *every* entrance/exit road around the community.
Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

In the 1970's, when Anchorage was starting to get big from the pipeline, there was an old crusty dude living on his homestead way out the highway, and he very much objected to the stop light the borough had installed near his house. So, he would come out pretty much every night to blow it away with a shotgun. He had lived waaaaaay out of town, but town was creeping up on him, and he didn't like it.

After about three months of this, replacing the light and having it blown away before the wire nuts were set, it suddently stopped, and nobody knows where the old coot went, but he was just plain gone.

I think the city finally took his homestead since he had abandoned it.

Civilization comes slowly to some folks. Not at all to others.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 12:48 AM (bl07w)

312 DH is still working, while I am retired.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 12:44 AM (bl07w)

Hope he's getting close so you can both have your freedom.

Getting old sucks, but it does have a few benefits.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 12:49 AM (IG3/x)

313 I didn’t have the energy to kick and scream. My boys were in high school and 8th grade. I went to work every day.

It was me and my boys and my Fink. It was not fun. And I hid from everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:38 AM (gZceY)

Wow.

But doing what you had to do to get through is not hiding. It's keeping your business your business which anyone is entitled to do at any time.

I understand what you're saying and have no intention of trampling on it, not that you'd let me. But I do reject it on the basis that it had some footing in a sort of cowardice.

I don't begrudge you an iota of privacy. You may have felt like hiding, you may have not wanted *anyone* to see you the way you were, you may have pushed people away, felt like you were somehow lowered by the illness or your desire to keep your shit yours, but it was your right, and no compassionate soul would consider it anything but your own informed, reasonable and rightful choice. You don't have to allow yourself that compassion if you still don't feel like doing so but I will.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 12:50 AM (vE0+H)

314 Didn't think we had any ALPRs around here. Those FLOCKers are everywhere.
Posted by: Braenyard

Here, too. Not many, but at *every* entrance/exit road around the community.
Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

It's time to train seagulls to deal with them.

In today's news, A Flock of Seagulls stole every Flock camera in the city. It's rumored that they were humming I Ran as they escaped.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 16, 2026 12:51 AM (qx7Zg)

315 > Civilization comes slowly to some folks. Not at all to others.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 12:48 AM (bl07w)

I remember when there were still sled dog kennels in town, and a whole bunch in the Valley.

That stopped when "civilization" arrived and the new neighbors started complaining, never mind that the dogs had been there since before they were born.

Other than Martin Buser at Big Lake I don't think there are many much closer than Willow nowadays, and many have moved way the hell up to Two Rivers country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 12:53 AM (IG3/x)

316 I'm not sure I would have the same attitude if I was younger - at 65, I'm not nearly as worried about my looks as I was in my 30s or 40s.

At this age, I figure I'm not the one who has to look at my face; it's the rest of the poor schmucks who are subjected to that vision 😂

I just point to the wrinkles and grey hairs and tell our girls which ones they are responsible for!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 16, 2026 12:53 AM (SRRAx)

317 It's time to train seagulls to deal with them.

In today's news, A Flock of Seagulls stole every Flock camera in the city. It's rumored that they were humming I Ran as they escaped.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 16, 2026 12:51 AM (qx7Zg)

Train the seagulls to shit on the solar panels. Problem solved. Seagull shit has great coverage properties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2026 12:55 AM (1z8ji)

318 ….

Thank you.
It was embarrassing to be so ugly. I didn’t want my boys to have to be seen with me in pictures. I wore those thin cotton turbans and hats and tried not to be noticed.

Thank goodness it was only for about five months. Then my hair sprouted back white. Not the chestnut brown it had been. I was 46 and had white stubble. So. I took my boys to Disneyland for spring break. We had never been.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:57 AM (yEz+x)

319 Okay, if you circumnavigate westward, you lose one day. If you do it east, you gain one day.

When Magellan returned, the local date was one day ahead of the ship's reckoning.

When you make one loop west, you have rotated one less revolution relative to the sun than your starting point. When you go east, you make one more revolution that your starting point.
Posted by: publius


That's the trick to Verne's "Around The World In 80 Days."

p.s.: spoilers.

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2026 01:00 AM (VHUov)

320 @paulsperry_1h@PaulSperry_ reports:

... President Trump plans to announce in Thursday's primetime address, ... includes evidence China interfered in the 2020 election to help Joe Biden win,[SHOCK]
- hacking into state voter registration databases
- stealing information on tens of thousands of voter
- to manufacture mail-in ballots for Biden.

The evidence, details vulnerabilities" of election infrastructure, based on four (4) sets of declassified documents (set for release Friday) ...recently unearthed from suppressed FBI, CIA and ODNI records, [Gabbard?] The intelligence ...in a cover-up" of Beijing's hacking capabilities and influence operations aimed at supporting Biden.

Other vulnerabilities compromising the U.S. election system, according to a draft of the president's speech, include the existence of more than 100,000 non-citizens, including illegal immigrants, on voter rolls
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Trump's two major goals, #1 Clean Elections, #2 no Uranium for Iran.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 01:04 AM (C0oZI)

321 Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 12:57 AM (yEz+x)

I'm sorry for what you went through. I don't have huge frame of reference other than a few close people I watched die. One, your same age, got a black wig that was somewhat like her own. And a blonde one for a day and had a laugh inasmuch as she felt like laughing while she was dying. And she didn't wear them much because they itched.

I miss her like the dickens.

My only real sense is what it would have done to my wife at that age, or any age really, especially the white hair coming back, and I know it would have killed her. So I get it to some degree.

Any comment or specifically refutation I make on "ugly" is going to sound twee plus we've never met. So let's call it battered, not ugly. You were battered and bruised. Not ugly. There is a difference.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 01:05 AM (vE0+H)

322
Now, per AOP's point above, that little circumnavigation day count thing is just an illusion. If you were carrying an accurate clock with you, it would keep accurate true uniform "real" Newtonian time, and you'd see you didn't loose or gain a day.

But guess what? That notion of absolute time, Newtonian time is not really the case. With relativity, you find the notion of what is dubbed "proper time", the actual time experienced by an observer moving through space and time is indeed path dependent. If you and I start out at the same place and time, and then go around different paths through space and then come back together, we'll find our clocks don't agree.

As long as relative velocities are low compared to c, and gravitational fields aren't too strong, time is very close to Newtonian and that difference is very small.

At the level of accuracy we can measure time now, and the level accuracy of high precision solar system ephemerids and navigation, those relativistic effects are very significant.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 01:06 AM (w6EFb)

323 And xkcd is relevant, today.

https://xkcd.com/3272

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2026 01:07 AM (VHUov)

324 Picket Defense Systems is developing a next-generation counter-drone turret designed to eliminate the delays conventional systems face when targeting fast-moving, one-way attack drones or incoming swarms.

This is a major vulnerability confronting the US military and allied forces as drone threats proliferate across modern battlefields that Picket plans to solve.
-ZH
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It looks like a large practice golf ball.

https://tinyurl.com/2dzreska

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 01:08 AM (C0oZI)

325
The current time standard for the Erf is dubbed Terrestrial Time (TT). UTC and all that is something different, but TT is the standard. This is defined as the proper time experienced by a perfect clock at sea level (relativistically, all clocks at sea level share the same gravitational (and centrifugal) potential, and tick at the same relative to TCG, geocentric coordinat time, the time of an observer moving with the earth, but "at infinity" in the sense of the local gravitational potential).

That's a damn mouthful, and is confusing as hell at first blush.

But TT is the time standard. Atomic clocks, adjusted for their elevation, keep this. It's possible to do sanity checks based on other astronomical observations, mainly pulsar tick rates, to keep it as close to the true relativistic ideal of that proper time at sea level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 01:17 AM (w6EFb)

326 Got a lot of Orgeat left over after making Basil Strawberry Smash cocktails for my wife's extended family over Fourth of July. Since there is no sugar or alcohol, I don't know how long it will keep. Currently enjoying an Attorney Privilege:

2 oz. Bourbon
1/2 oz. Orgeat
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Garnish: Lemon twist

Btw is it just me, or do you have to double/triple the bitters in every recipe? Same thing for the crème de violette in an Aviation.

Posted by: frammish at July 16, 2026 01:19 AM (rcENI)

327 The drive to create the state of Jefferson, which was to be comprised of parts of Southern Oregon and Northern California was scheduled to kick off on Monday, December 8 1941, and for some reason delayed and never revisited.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2026 12:22 AM (rbvCR)

Psst! The war’s over.

: )

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 01:22 AM (4g5V+)

328 Here, too. Not many, but at *every* entrance/exit road around the community.
Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

In the 1970's, when Anchorage was starting to get big from the pipeline, there was an old crusty dude living on his homestead way out the highway, and he very much objected to the stop light the borough had installed near his house. So, he would come out pretty much every night to blow it away with a shotgun. He had lived waaaaaay out of town, but town was creeping up on him, and he didn't like it.

After about three months of this, replacing the light and having it blown away before the wire nuts were set, it suddently stopped, and nobody knows where the old coot went, but he was just plain gone.

I think the city finally took his homestead since he had abandoned it.

Civilization comes slowly to some folks. Not at all to others.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 12:48 AM (bl07w)

Having moved to Anchorage in 2002 it’s kind of hard for me to imagine it being that small.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 01:24 AM (4g5V+)

329 Thanks for the ONT, T-Rex. I like the idea of the drone mosquito killer but it doesn't seem feasible. The advertise 5 acre area, but it only runs for 3 minutes before it has to recharge for 30 minutes? There's no way it's getting that far away and back and killing mosquitos the whole way. $50 bucks a month per drone subscription. It may work but you'd need dozens for anything but the smallest yard.

Posted by: ChE99 at July 16, 2026 01:24 AM (GijjF)

330 I started reading The Theoretical Minimum by Leonard Susskind and George Hrabovsky tonight. Am I allowed to bring that up outside of Sunday morning? Everything about this book is banned: Claude Code recommended it as a way to get a handle on angular momentum. (And that is somehow related to particle spin? Which is so weird. . . .) I just finished Chapter 2, the first half of the calculus refresher. So far it is great! There are three sequels; maybe I'll get those too.

I've come across Susskind's name before, but I can't remember where.

Posted by: frammish at July 16, 2026 01:26 AM (rcENI)

331 If you and I start out at the same place and time, and then go around different paths through space and then come back together, we'll find our clocks don't agree.
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We've apparently run this experiment with aircraft going opposite directions around the globe. The difference wasn't enormous, but it was measurable.

Among other things, this explains how God's prophets work. Time is a property of Creation, and while He may have something like it, He is independent of *our* time. So prophecy isn't predictive in the way we think of it, He can literally see the end from the beginning all at once because He's outside all of it.

Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2026 01:29 AM (vSvIl)

332 Thank you for the ONT TRex. It was great to meet you and your wife at the 2024 NoVAMoMe.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2026 01:31 AM (CHHv1)

333 The four big kids are going to be gone next week, leaving just the 7yo and 4yo. It's going to be quiet around here.

The three girls are going to church camp, and the almost-17yo is going hiking in the Sierras with his cousins and their extended family from Michigan. I wish I could skip work for two weeks and go myself!

But we are already planning a two-week road trip to California in August. We're planning to see the Red Woods and Yosemite. He and I have permits to hike up Whitney from Onion Valley. It's the same route I did three or four times in the 90s with Scouts.

Posted by: frammish at July 16, 2026 01:32 AM (rcENI)

334 Hegseth Announces New Mandatory Military Testosterone Tests

“While we invest heavily in our weapon systems, platforms, and gear, our most decisive tactical advantage will always be the individual warfighter,” Hegseth said in a video, titled, “The High-T Department of War,” released on X.

“We have a sacred duty to maintain that advantage, which is why we must constantly look for new ways to optimize your performance, your resilience, and your long-term health.”


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Big Pharma? Wafting through the air it is.

They've been selling this crap idea on the radio for about 3 years.
Discounting other hormones that work in concert with testosterone and little things like the ”pituitary, adrenal, thyroid and other glands.
Bad idea. Ask Lyle Alzado.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 01:33 AM (C0oZI)

335 Thanks for the ONT, T-Rex. I like the idea of the drone mosquito killer but it doesn't seem feasible. The advertise 5 acre area, but it only runs for 3 minutes before it has to recharge for 30 minutes? There's no way it's getting that far away and back and killing mosquitos the whole way. $50 bucks a month per drone subscription. It may work but you'd need dozens for anything but the smallest yard.
Posted by: ChE99 at July 16, 2026 01:24 AM (GijjF)

Seems like the energy cost per dead mosquito would be way too high. Seems to me that traps, baited with some kind of mosquito attractant, would get more bang for the buck. What about dummy humans, soft plastic bags filled with saline solution, laced with a poison? Mosquito lights, sticks its proboscis through the soft plastic, sucks up some warm salt water laced with poison, takes off, and croaks. Bingo! One female mosquito that never lays her eggs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2026 01:34 AM (1z8ji)

336 >> We've apparently run this experiment with aircraft going opposite directions around the globe. The difference wasn't enormous, but it was measurable.

These effects, SR and GR (special relatively and general/gravitational) have been experimentally verified many times, six ways to Sunday. To work, GPS has to take all of that into account.

One us of clock error would translate to 300m of position error. You've got to have clock accuracy in the nanosecond range.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 01:35 AM (w6EFb)

337 You can colonize uninhabited places. Iceland had no people until the Vikings colonized it.

There were Irish monks there first.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 11:53 PM (sKqQm)


How many children did the Irish monks have in Iceland and who were their mothers?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 16, 2026 01:37 AM (Jc9BQ)

338 "us" there was mu-s, microseconds.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 01:37 AM (w6EFb)

339 Well, getting close enough to midnight for me to want to hit the sack. A good snooze will do me good. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2026 01:38 AM (1z8ji)

340 Among other things, this explains how God's prophets work. Time is a property of Creation, and while He may have something like it, He is independent of *our* time. So prophecy isn't predictive in the way we think of it, He can literally see the end from the beginning all at once because He's outside all of it.
Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2026 01:29 AM (vSvIl)

I came to the same realization some time ago. It’s another of way of saying that Time is one of the properties of this universe; but this universe is just a four dimensional bubble inside some greater dimensional reality. And that which is external to this universe is not subject to the physical rules of this universe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2026 01:41 AM (wLnmp)

341
The ISS proper clock ticks slightly slower than TT. While it's higher up in the gravitational potential, and thus would be ticking faster, it's moving so fast at LEO orbital speed, the net clock rate is slower.

The ISS looses about 10 ms per year compared to TT.

Now, on the Moon, the gravitational effects dominate, and a clock on the surface of the Moon ticks about 20 ms faster per year than TT.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 01:42 AM (w6EFb)

342 Search Assist

A single barn swallow can eat up to 850 mosquitoes per day.
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Robyn Bailey, project leader at Cornell Lab of Ornithology’s NestWatch, sets the record straight for us: purple martins do not, in fact, regularly eat mosquitoes.

There are several reasons that stat is wrong. As she points out, purple martins are out hunting for food during the day, while mosquitoes emerge during the evening. There isn’t much overlap in their schedules, and it certainly isn’t enough for the birds to eat thousands of them!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 01:42 AM (C0oZI)

343 How many children did the Irish monks have in Iceland and who were their mothers?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 16, 2026 01:37 AM (Jc9BQ)

The dreaded race of seal blubber people is something that we dare not talk about to this day; although if you watch you will see one from time to time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2026 01:43 AM (wLnmp)

344 For Bulg, the Great Tit is #7 on the list of mosquito eating birds.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 01:45 AM (C0oZI)

345 Tried not to see time but was guessing 2am

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 01:52 AM (Ia/+0)

346 GPT 5.4 nano

The “Irish monks” in Iceland are generally identified as the papar, described in sources as Irish monks/clergy/holy men who lived there before the Norse settlements.
Wikipedia

But there’s no reliable historical record that names any children they had or any mothers of children they might have had—because the sources describing the papar are about religious “holy men”/monks, not family life or descendants.
historyireland.com

So the actionable answer is: we don’t know how many (if any) children the papar had, and we don’t have mothers’ names.

historyireland.com



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 01:57 AM (C0oZI)

347 If they were monks they should have been celibate, although I know in the Middle Ages the Irish form of Christianity didn’t always follow Rome’s rules. But did no one think they could have children by Selkie? Just make sure you hide her seal skin if you want to keep her in human form.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 16, 2026 02:05 AM (Jc9BQ)

348 A Somali migrant in Minnesota has gone viral after saying that if Somalis were deported from the U.S., "all other Africans will leave with us in solidarity."
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Hey, Ohhhhhhh!



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 02:08 AM (C0oZI)

349 Btw is it just me, or do you have to double/triple the bitters in every recipe? Same thing for the crème de violette in an Aviation.
Posted by: frammish


More bitters? Usually.

More Violette? Nope, starts to taste like Chanel #5.

I suppose both depend on what brand of liquor you're using with them.

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2026 02:10 AM (VHUov)

350 Fantasy aside, my point was that hermit monks living in Iceland isn’t exactly colonization, at least not if you want to have the colony continue by other than strict one for one replacement by new monks taking over for the dead. You want a colony to grow, you need men and women and no vows of celibacy getting in the way.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 16, 2026 02:12 AM (Jc9BQ)

351 More Violette? Nope, starts to taste like Chanel #5.

When did you drink Chanel #5?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 16, 2026 02:14 AM (Jc9BQ)

352 Well no hand ass wipe, some are actually Americans.
Americans are not a collective race, its supposed to be collective ideas

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 02:14 AM (Ia/+0)

353 >>A Somali migrant in Minnesota has gone viral after saying that if Somalis were deported from the U.S., "all other Africans will leave with us in solidarity."
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Oh please oh please oh please!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)

354 @353 - I'll contribute to the fund! Please!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2026 02:18 AM (CHHv1)

355 I'd be happy if all non-citizens went back to their home countries, not just "Africans"

Seriously. If they don't like it here, they are free to fking LEAVE! Bye!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)

356 More Violette? Nope, starts to taste like Chanel #5.

Disagree re taste. But also: if you're making Aviations, how is your color? With the recommended 1/4 oz violette to 2 oz gin, it looks like dirty dish water---nothing like the vibrant photos online.

Posted by: frammish at July 16, 2026 02:24 AM (rcENI)

357 Tony Perkins
@tperkins
10h


Finnish MP @PaiviRasanen was denied a layover in England's Heathrow airport. Why? Because she was found guilty of "hate speech" for expressing biblical views on marriage and sexuality

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 02:34 AM (C0oZI)

358 Just popping in for a night cap, I am willing to contribute to the Somali relocation fund.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 16, 2026 02:35 AM (ibDUx)

359 Every one here who seriously claims a second citizenship somewhere else should seriously claim their second citizenship and go there and stay!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 16, 2026 02:40 AM (Jc9BQ)

360 When did you drink Chanel #5?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


80% of "taste" is actually "smell."

nothing like the vibrant photos online.
Posted by: frammish


I've never had a bright blue one in a bar, either. I assume the vibrant photos are photoshop or extra food coloring. Or an undrinkable amount of crème de violette.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2026 02:41 AM (VHUov)

361 Hi, Debby!

*pours Chivas*

Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 02:42 AM (rdVOm)

362
Oh, with all the Moon base and expanded lunar operations talk, they're working on a time standard for the Moon, which they'll call TLC, coordinated lunar time. Or something close.

This won't be like UTC, as there's no plans for time zones and crap on the moon, but something like TT for the Moon. Navigation on and around the Moon, and orbital operations require it.

Using earth based time references is a bit problematic. Better to have a lunar based standard. Atomic clocks on the Moon will keep it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 02:43 AM (w6EFb)

363 Bet Muslim veiws are not ' H8' speech

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 02:45 AM (Ia/+0)

364 Dump I am not stopping ice traffic stops the democrats need more martyrs.

Posted by: raimondo at July 16, 2026 02:45 AM (cy8Ux)

365 I play TGTB&TU video posted often

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 02:47 AM (Ia/+0)

366 Photographs of the sky are almost all a darker blue than you would see with the naked eye. Since the blue of the sky comes from Rayleigh scattering, which is preferentially polarized along a line from that particular patch of sky to the Sun, it is easy to put a linear polarizer over your lens and by rotation get as dark a blue as you like. Almost all pro photographers do it, because it looks so good!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 16, 2026 02:48 AM (Jc9BQ)

367 Veep vance on rogan say netanhayu is trying to sabotage any deal with Iran till after the election. Also epstein was a mossad agent that netanhayu uses to black mail politicians including dump. Vance says Netanhayu thru the Israel lobby is paying influencers attack him and attack any deal with Iran with the help of murdock's fox news and mark levine.

Posted by: raimondo at July 16, 2026 02:53 AM (cy8Ux)

368 The bluest blue I've ever seen with my own eyes, was the water & sky at Lake Tahoe. Wow. Just gorgeous!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)

369 Light scattered by clouds undergoes multiple bounces and loses polarization effects. So cloud light is basically unpolarized and remains the same bright white as you adjust your Polaroid filter: pretty!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 16, 2026 02:56 AM (Jc9BQ)

370 Long commute today

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 03:02 AM (Ia/+0)

371 Americans are not a collective race, its supposed to be collective ideas

Posted by: Skip
---

We have to sort them out: American / un- American, the way the Israelis check us out at the airport. Intuitive cognition.
Maybe we should hire them to be on the safe side.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 03:03 AM (C0oZI)

372 358 Just popping in for a night cap, I am willing to contribute to the Somali relocation fund.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
--

Good to see you and thank you for your contribution.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 03:06 AM (C0oZI)

373 Cheers JQ, and thank you. It has been hot here, but no blue skies due to smoke from Canadian wildfires.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 16, 2026 03:12 AM (ibDUx)

374 >>It has been hot here, but no blue skies due to smoke from Canadian wildfires.
Posted by: Debby

Hot here, too. Maybe t-storms overnight. Area is a tinderbox, so... ugh.

It's "that time of year" and we usually choke on smoke for a few days or weeks every summer.

Sorry you're dealing with that!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)

375 Oh, joy. Weather forecast has just been updated for tomorrow: 106* fk.

Today was only 100*

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 03:20 AM (rdVOm)

376 I could make a ham and cheese omelet this morning

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 03:20 AM (Ia/+0)

377 It's 78* indoors now, which is fine as long as I've got a fan blowing on me, LOL.

My poor little a/c unit can only keep one room comfy, so I run it during the day. Open windows at night & run multiple fans to get heat out/cool air in.

Guess I'll keep staying up late because it doesn't really cool off until 10 p.m.-- midnight. At least it *does* cool off!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm)

378 Using earth based time references is a bit problematic. Better to have a lunar based standard. Atomic clocks on the Moon will keep it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 02:43 AM (w6EFb)

Here's the way that is likely to work: Just like in AK, we adjusted our time zone to work better with the markets in NY. At one point, part of AK was six hours from NY, so the overlap in working hours was nearly nil. Made business not so easy to do. So, AK shitcanned the four time zones we used to have, and moved it all to one hour from Seattle, so we had at least half a day overlap with the NY markets.

The moon time zone will be similar. If we want to have a working relationship with folks on the moon, we will have to adjust the time zone to work with that, whomever they decide to work with.

It's not like the light/dark issues matter up here. It's light in the summer and dark in the winter. Who cares what sidereal time is if the clock says what it says?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 03:30 AM (bl07w)

379 363 Bet Muslim veiws are not ' H8' speech
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 02:45 AM (Ia/+0)

Maybe not, but we hates 'em anyway. Fuckers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2026 03:31 AM (bl07w)

380
JQ, how is the humilarity (as a redneck here used to say it) up there during those 100F+ days?

Dew point here hit 82F on 7/2 and that pushed the heat index to 121F here at one point that day, which blew away my previous heat index highs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 03:31 AM (w6EFb)

381 Humidity currently 38%. Not bad. It's usually drier than that, and so we don't *swelter* like the S.E. states.

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 03:37 AM (rdVOm)

382
The moon based time standard is about the precise, nanosecond precision level required for lunar PNT, position navigation and timing using the jargon.

Now, what people time will be can be something else.

The ISS just runs on UTC. They schedule themselves on that. Everyone on the ground working with it just has to adjust to that.

On the Moon, I doubt any notion of solar time would ever be used, since a solar day on the Moon is one month long. Two weeks of sun, and two weeks of night. So people time there will probably be like UTC, but with the reference being the lunar time. The drift rate with UTC will be so small it won't matter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2026 03:38 AM (w6EFb)

383 Humidity predicted to drop to 19% by tomorrow afternoon, so "heat index" only 105*

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 03:41 AM (rdVOm)

384 Oh, hey! Cool, really early morning coverage of the British Open. Started at 1:30am. I record stuff but sometimes forget to look and see when it actually starts. YouTubeTV has a really good 'dvr'. It's on NBC and will be scattered across the various networks, YTV is able to record them no matter where they are at. It's nice. They are at Royal Birkdale this year. That's NE England, near Blackpool.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2026 03:45 AM (sAmhv)

385 Too hot...

youtu.be/vtHcAQGeP_w

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 03:47 AM (rdVOm)

386 Wow that is hot, JQ!

Sweet dreams Horde, I am off to sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 16, 2026 03:49 AM (ibDUx)

387 'Night, Debby!

Stay coooooool!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 03:49 AM (rdVOm)

388 We have to sort them out: American / un- American, the way the Israelis check us out at the airport. Intuitive cognition.
Maybe we should hire them to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2026 03:03 AM (C0oZI)

And check passports when they leave, as they do in Japan the ROK, Australia, the Schengen Zone...

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2026 03:52 AM (4g5V+)

389 368 The bluest blue I've ever seen with my own eyes, was the water & sky at Lake Tahoe. Wow. Just gorgeous!
Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)

Tahoe is awesome. The people there... not so much. I've done a lot of work up there over the years. Got paid for three years to work on a ski resort. I've seen what you are describing hundreds of times. It never gets old. I've driven up there after work just to see it a few times.

Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2026 03:56 AM (LR4i7)

390 I am pretty sure hsve a UFO album here

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 03:58 AM (Ia/+0)

391 "Lights Out" is a great album.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 16, 2026 04:11 AM (DZ9Lv)

392 Down to 75 indoors, yay! If I can get the house cooled and then shut all the windows before sunrise, I'm golden.

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 04:18 AM (rdVOm)

393 https://youtu.be/-Q595rAU-tQ

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 04:23 AM (rdVOm)

394 All ready to walk out the door

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 04:27 AM (Ia/+0)

395 Have a good day, Skip!

Posted by: JQ at July 16, 2026 04:28 AM (rdVOm)

396 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at July 16, 2026 04:30 AM (6wpGE)

Throwback Cafe

holyisland.jpg
Helen Warlow
Holy Island (Lindisfarne), Northumberland

I posted a picture of that castle before:

holyislandnorthumberland.jpg
Holy Island, Northumberland
by Jim Scott


Poor dog depressed about the passing of his dog-sister smiles again when he meets his new rescue-dog brother.

It's raining monkeys.

Raven steals the cat's food to give it to the dog.

Stella the stray dog is rescued -- and it's discovered she has something lodged in her stomach she can't digest, so she can't eat and can't poop. She would have died within days, but for one concerned man's intervention.

When a dog is caught chewing on a family picture, the two cats swarm in to cover up the crime. The cats have nothing to gain from this. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Baby bear found alone on the road.

Moose drops by for a visit.

Clumsy baby elephant wakes up from a nap. This might be his first or second time on his feet.

Baby and husky puppy grow up together.

"New Zoo Review" intro.

"Great Space Coaster" intro. Plus: "Gary Gnu" with the Gnus.

Poorly aged -- #based -- advertisements from 1960s TV.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Nooded, and good night best of Hordes!

Posted by: Nazdar at July 15, 2026 07:32 PM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at July 15, 2026 07:32 PM (NcvvS)

3
good night all

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 07:32 PM (Y8DZL)

4 Truly, good night all y'all.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 15, 2026 07:33 PM (NcvvS)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Good night, Nazdar!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 15, 2026 07:37 PM (zYpTz)

7 I was just thinking about Paul Lynde in the previous ghey thread.
How 'bout that?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 07:37 PM (nDXEV)

8 Well, it's not Bebbanburg but it will do.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 07:38 PM (afJtY)

9
That's the castle from Polanski's MacBeth. Moody af!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 07:39 PM (mmrXZ)

10 Pinoche, heche cafe ahorra!

Posted by: Senor Juan Valdez at July 15, 2026 07:39 PM (wOO3z)

11 I was just thinking about Paul Lynde in the previous ghey thread.
How 'bout that?
Posted by: Dr. Varno

X gets the square.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 07:40 PM (wOO3z)

12 New Zoo Review is one click more trippy than H.R. Puf'n'stuf.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:40 PM (RIvkX)

13 Is that half an upside down boat for a house?

Cool.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 15, 2026 07:40 PM (ftFVW)

14 I remember Gary Gnu but I don't think I ever saw that space coaster stuff. It must have been inserted or syndicated on something else I was watching as a kid.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 07:40 PM (3uBP9)

15 Stella the stray dog is rescued -- and it's discovered she has something lodged in her stomach she can't digest, so she can't eat and can't poop. She would have died within days, but for one concerned man's intervention.

Men like that. 👌🏼

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Great pictures. Thanks ace.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 07:42 PM (NFX2v)

16 X now blocks non-subscribers from viewing tweets. Can you please embed them in your post? Conversely, does anyone know of a way for a non-subscriber to be able to read a tweet?

Posted by: furball at July 15, 2026 07:42 PM (As8gg)

17 Willowed:
Did you just call me a retard?
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:05 PM (/WQyy)

Lol. No. Myself. I was making up a fake quote, so I was quoting myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 07:43 PM (zZu0s)

18 Somehow got back downstairs.

I.hope that ravin has claw marks across its head

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

19
That woman has no chance with Ling-ling the cat. I've been watching YouTubes about cats lately, and they're not domesticated animals like dogs. They're wild animals that live with us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 07:44 PM (mmrXZ)

20 New Zoo Review:

the chick in the short skirt had a kind of Parker Posey vibe going on.

Never saw that show as a kid.

Lidsville is the one I remember.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 07:44 PM (0aYVJ)

21 Holy Island Batmsn!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 07:44 PM (7gFa4)

22 I didn’t understand the adult jokes on Hollywood Squares, but instinctively realized that Lynde wasn’t quite right, and to be kept far, far away from little boys

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 07:46 PM (kHRz0)

23 Noting wrong with those commercials. Just putting broads in their place and teaching them some home training so they can get a man and raise a family.

Posted by: Daddy at July 15, 2026 07:48 PM (45BvE)

24 Baby and husky puppy grow up together.

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Super cute but also kibd of horrifying to me

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 07:49 PM (7gFa4)

25 Still some residual mephiticism, but the AoSHQ Café Custodial Engineers are doing a manly job of containing and slowly eliminating the residues they left behind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

26 X now blocks non-subscribers from viewing tweets. Can you please embed them in your post? Conversely, does anyone know of a way for a non-subscriber to be able to read a tweet?
Posted by: furball


For x posts that require you to sign up, which is all of them now, just sub xcancel for x in the URL.

Note that xcancel won't accept the URL if there's stuff after the main URL, from "?" forward.

Xcancel.com Redirector extension from the Chrome Web Store* will automagically do the substitution for you, although you still have to delete the ?+ info from the URL.

*This works on my Vivaldi browser on Windows. Your milage may vary.

Posted by: mindful webworker - still safe from subscribing to XMusk at July 15, 2026 07:50 PM (p+5Bi)

27 22 I didn’t understand the adult jokes on Hollywood Squares, but instinctively realized that Lynde wasn’t quite right, and to be kept far, far away from little boys
Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 07:46 PM (kHRz0)

It's like thinking Match Game was hilarious when you were a kid, but in reruns you realize they're just drunks that were funny once in a while.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 07:50 PM (nDXEV)

28 Noting wrong with those commercials. Just putting broads in their place and teaching them some home training so they can get a man and raise a family.
Posted by: Daddy


AI Subtitling is a little rough. "As Best As Tile."

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 07:50 PM (VHUov)

29 All it took was one cup of instant Folger's for her to get lucky!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1)

30 Willowed:
Did you just call me a retard?
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:05 PM (/WQyy)

Lol. No. Myself. I was making up a fake quote, so I was quoting myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 07:43 PM (zZu0s)

I forgot to put the smiley face after my question.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:53 PM (/WQyy)

31 20 New Zoo Review:

the chick in the short skirt had a kind of Parker Posey vibe going on.

Never saw that show as a kid.

Lidsville is the one I remember.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff


Sigmund and the Seamonsters ftw!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 07:54 PM (FVIA4)

32 Those some good dog buddy clips.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:57 PM (/WQyy)

33 Noting wrong with those commercials. Just putting broads in their place and teaching them some home training so they can get a man and raise a family.

And without picking up any new training bruises too!

Posted by: A-shirt wearing man at July 15, 2026 07:59 PM (xE0sV)

34 Time for bed
Hopefully not a nocturnal visitor on ONT tonight
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

35 Smokey haze in the air from fires in Canada and Minnesota.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2026 07:59 PM (kpS4V)

36 You think the guitar player nailed the New Zoo Revue miniskirt lady?

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 08:00 PM (/WQyy)

37 Sigmund and the Seamonsters ftw!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 07:54 PM (FVIA4)

Ah, but yes. I can still sing the theme song, and it pops up as an earworm in the wee hours.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

38 "bluewashing" the Democrat anti-male agenda

If bluewashing lasts more than 4 hours seek medical attention.

Posted by: DaveA at July 15, 2026 08:01 PM (FhXTo)

39
Home. Dogs let out and fed. Her Majesty and I fed. Everyone relaxing.

The Big Dummy got a Hound Group 3 today. He really looked good out there, very happy and animated, and I had high hopes, alas incompletely fulfilled.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)

40 I have to bring my kittehs for the rabies shot on Monday.

I'd rather have my wisdom teeth pulled.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 08:03 PM (/WQyy)

41 "New Zoo Review:

Posted by: Pug Mahon"

MST3K, Teenagers From Outer Space. As Gramps is walking out of the house, to get the mail I think, he sings "It's the New Zoo Review, coming right at you". Voiced by Tom Servo. It goes by quick but I caught it the first time I saw it, some 29 odd years or so ago. Now you have to watch it again to find it.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

42 Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

Now you've made me have an HR Puff n Stuff earworm.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 08:04 PM (/WQyy)

43 >>Smokey haze in the air from fires in Canada and Minnesota.

It's looked like dusk here all day.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)

44 I have to bring my kittehs for the rabies shot on Monday.

I'd rather have my wisdom teeth pulled.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 08:03 PM (/WQyy)
----
I did that a few weeks ago. Surprisingly easier than past visits. I must getting the hang of putting my cats in their carriers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 08:05 PM (FZ29D)

45 MST3K, Teenagers From Outer Space. As Gramps is walking out of the house, to get the mail I think, he sings "It's the New Zoo Review, coming right at you". Voiced by Tom Servo. It goes by quick but I caught it the first time I saw it, some 29 odd years or so ago. Now you have to watch it again to find it.
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

Ha! that was my first thought as well! One of my favorite episodes.

Gramps reminded me of my own Grandpa. And the girl, odd and yet cute face, but rockin' bod.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 08:07 PM (0aYVJ)

46 Still some residual mephiticism...

Fun Fact:
Did you know that Mefitis is the Roman/Samnite goddess of fetid farts and other malodorous smells?

Bonus Fun Fact:
Its where the scientific name for skunk originated.

Posted by: A-shirt wearing man at July 15, 2026 08:08 PM (rgGn5)

47 Voyager 1 Has Traveled Through Space at 38,000 Mph Since 1977 And Still Hasn’t Reached 1 Light-Day.

I hate astrology

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:10 PM (/+uur)

48 If one looked closely, one could see Billy Barty's sneakers underneath the rubber carapace of Sigmund as he cavorted across the beach.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 08:10 PM (nDXEV)

49 MST3K, Teenagers From Outer Space. As Gramps is walking out of the house, to get the mail I think, he sings "It's the New Zoo Review, coming right at you". Voiced by Tom Servo. It goes by quick but I caught it the first time I saw it, some 29 odd years or so ago. Now you have to watch it again to find it.
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

My lil sister Rhonda RIP loved that show.
I wanted to pluck out an eye

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur)

50 "Gramps reminded me of my own Grandpa. And the girl, odd and yet cute face, but rockin' bod.
Posted by: Pug Mahon"

The monster reminded me of a lobster. Cause it was.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)

51 Lots of dubious role models in my childhood viewing, all of whom I loved, being blissfully unaware of subtext: Charles Nelson Reilly, Paul Lynde, Uncle Fester, Reuben Kincaid (I read that Dave Madden used to take Danny Bonaduce to the racetrack), and Uncle Al, the Kiddies' Pal on Laugh-In, who would mix a pitcher of martinis in front of the children.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2026 08:13 PM (kpS4V)

52 >>47 Voyager 1 Has Traveled Through Space at 38,000 Mph Since 1977 And Still Hasn’t Reached 1 Light-Day.

V'ger doesn't learn very fast.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 08:13 PM (nDXEV)

53 Fart is an onomatopoeia

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

54 Voyager 1 Has Traveled Through Space at 38,000 Mph Since 1977
-------------------

That really reminds me of the time I traveled through space at 38,001 miles per hour.

Posted by: Candy Owens at July 15, 2026 08:16 PM (vE0+H)

55 I hope the person that was Henrietta Hippo is dead

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:16 PM (/+uur)

56 Fart is an onomatopoeia
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

Like belch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 08:16 PM (0aYVJ)

57 re: Safe Spaces

Can affirm there have been no women attempting to invade spaces in the men's changing room at our local gym.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:17 PM (C0oZI)

58 An elderly woman in Pompano Beach, Florida, is asking for a new license plate after receiving one with a combination of letters and numbers she finds inappropriate.

The license plate reads “SQZ A55,”

Puts out the lavendar looffa

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:17 PM (/+uur)

59 55 I hope the person that was Henrietta Hippo is dead
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:16 PM (/+uur)

People often talk about "Patient Zero" but I think we need to trace obvious current-day neuroses back to "Furry Zero."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 08:18 PM (nDXEV)

60
Like belch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 08:16 PM (0aYVJ)

Burp would be a better example

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:18 PM (/+uur)

61 "Furry Zero."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 08:18 PM (nDXEV)

hahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:19 PM (/+uur)

62 Charles Nelson Reilly is on Match Game on Buzzer TV almost every night. I only get 40 or so over the air tv channels so it's pretty sad when that's the best thing on.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:21 PM (MWfyi)

63 "I hope the person that was Henrietta Hippo is dead
Posted by: r hennigantx"

That person may be, but Henrietta lives on, in our nightmares.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

64 26 X now blocks non-subscribers from viewing tweets. Can you please embed them in your post? Conversely, does anyone know of a way for a non-subscriber to be able to read a tweet?
Posted by: furball
---

No, there is no way on this earth to view X unless you belong.
Anyone who says different is pulling your leg and leading you
down a blind alley.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:23 PM (C0oZI)

65 You think the guitar player nailed the New Zoo Revue miniskirt lady?

Chicks dig musicians, man.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 08:26 PM (vTZFs)

66 No, there is no way on this earth to view X unless you belong. Anyone who says different is pulling your leg and leading you down a blind alley.
Posted by: Braenyard]/i]

See me at #26. I must be hallucinating?

Posted by: mindful webworker - or having my leg pulled? at July 15, 2026 08:26 PM (p+5Bi)

67 Ah. Saved by Pixy's auto-close once again.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sticks tongue out at barrel at July 15, 2026 08:27 PM (p+5Bi)

68 Holy shit the media is STILL obsessed with the reflecting pool.

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 08:27 PM (YwEeS)

69 I don't know how xcancel exists. How is it funded?

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:27 PM (MWfyi)

70 Troops over 30 must have testosterone levels checked annually to ensure 'leading edge of lethality,' Hegseth says
---

Whiff of Big Pharma in the air?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:27 PM (C0oZI)

71 No, there is no way on this earth to view X unless you belong.
Anyone who says different is pulling your leg and leading you
down a blind alley.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:23 PM (C0oZI)

Happens a lot.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:28 PM (vE0+H)

72 Major smoke from wildfires in northern Minnesota here in N WI today.

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2026 08:30 PM (Q+gd/)

73 An elderly woman in Pompano Beach, Florida, is asking for a new license plate after receiving one with a combination of letters and numbers she finds inappropriate.

The license plate reads “SQZ A55,”
Puts out the lavendar looffa
Posted by: r hennigantx


Almost as good as the A55 RGY one from a few years ago.

On the older Florida plate, with only one Orange drawn in the middle.

You'd think they'd learn and skip over "A55" altogether.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 08:31 PM (VHUov)

74 53 Fart is an onomatopoeia
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

Everybody farts, sometimes. But bad odor is a choice you can avoid with new Altoids Suppositories. Now available in Cinnamon!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer for Altoids Suppositories - Curiously Minty! at July 15, 2026 08:33 PM (w/O5Q)

75 Fart is an onomatopoeia
Posted by: r hennigantx


If you're lucky!

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at July 15, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)

76 That Holy Island shack is where England's soccer coach is going to find himself when he gets back to Old Blighty.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 15, 2026 08:35 PM (QaH55)

77 Like belch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Burp would be a better example
Posted by: r hennigantx


Depends if you're really letting it go from the diaphragm or not.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 08:36 PM (VHUov)

78 70s cartoons were on All. The. Drugs.

Exhibit Z:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k_HFgBtXBs

Anyone who's 29 remember this being screened at school?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 08:39 PM (Wnv9h)

79 V'ger 1 will hit the 1 light day mark on Nov 18, 2026 at 10:16:07Z.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 15, 2026 08:41 PM (mPTFR)

80 20 New Zoo Review:

the chick in the short skirt had a kind of Parker Posey vibe going on.

Never saw that show as a kid.

Lidsville is the one I remember.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 07:44 PM (0aYVJ)

Thanks to AFN I saw plenty of New Zoo Revue. And couldn’t watch anything else as I was not fluent in German. And unlike now there was ONE AFN channel.

The only Sid & Marty Krofft show I was subject to was Land of the Lost - again, thanks AFN.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:44 PM (4g5V+)

81 74 53 Fart is an onomatopoeia
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

Everybody farts, sometimes. But bad odor is a choice you can avoid with new Altoids Suppositories. Now available in Cinnamon!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer for Altoids Suppositories - Curiously Minty! at July 15, 2026 08:33 PM (w/O5Q)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at July 15, 2026 08:45 PM (4g5V+)

82 Evenin’, All.

I sure hope nobody mentions farts on this thread.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

83 79 V'ger 1 will hit the 1 light day mark on Nov 18, 2026 at 10:16:07Z.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 15, 2026 08:41 PM (mPTFR)

What about V’ger 6?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:46 PM (4g5V+)

84 V'ger 1 will hit the 1 light day mark on Nov 18, 2026 at 10:16:07Z.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 15, 2026 08:41 PM (mPTFR)

Astronomy is wonderful, but profoundly humbling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

85 82 Evenin’, All.

I sure hope nobody mentions farts on this thread.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

Go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at July 15, 2026 08:47 PM (4g5V+)

86 Charles Nelson Reilly? Now THAT'S a man's man!

Posted by: Brian Poindexter, Manly Candidate at July 15, 2026 08:48 PM (0e5Te)

87 *ANTHROPIC IN TALKS TO EXPAND $2.5B CREDIT LINE: INFORMATION

it's down to the revolver?
_ZH
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Poor little crook, Sam Altman.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:48 PM (C0oZI)

88 Charles Nelson Reilly? Now THAT'S a man's man!
Posted by: Brian Poindexter, Manly Candidate at July 15, 2026 08:48 PM (0e5Te)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 08:49 PM (amcLV)

89 The lead on HR Puffinstuff was the same kid who played the Artful Dodger in the 1968 movie version of Oliver!.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:50 PM (77rzZ)

90 I think I found Fawn Liebowitz's real alma mater:
youtube.com/watch?v=BcrUcfNcpJU

Posted by: gp at July 15, 2026 08:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

91 Has anyone else seen the movie Bad Frank ?

Watched it last night. Not an original type story but they changed it up enough to be interesting and not predictable.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 08:52 PM (/WQyy)

92 In 40K years, Voyager 1 will make its first closest approach to another star, Gliese 445 at 1.7 ly.

This is not due to how fast Voyager is moving relative to the Sun, but how fast Gliese 445 is moving toward us. It's barrelling towards us at 112 km/s.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 15, 2026 08:53 PM (iKvf9)

93 I moved to Atlanta 6 months after they closed the World of Sid and Marty Krofft. Alas, now it is CNN HQ.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 08:53 PM (nDXEV)

94 Are they still tracking the Tesla with the Starman manikin?

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2026 08:53 PM (Q+gd/)

95 89 Jack Wild

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

96 Cats are just…weird. It’s not that I don’t like them, they are just weird.

Dogs are easier to figure out. They instinctively have the pack mentality and just see their human owner as the head of the pack.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:54 PM (4g5V+)

97 Is Bad Frank like Bad Ronald?
Cos he was pretty bad.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 08:54 PM (nDXEV)

98 Helen Comperatore, whose husband Corey, a 50-year-old volunteer firefighter and father of two, was fatally shot while shielding his family, told NewsNation that she believes the July 13, 2024, assassination attempt was "an inside job."
...
A recent Office of Inspector General report found that the Secret Service shockingly missed over 100 radio transmissions from local law enforcement about a suspicious individual, ...

https://tinyurl.com/u8yrcsrv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:56 PM (C0oZI)

99 If you could travel at the speed of light you could make it to Pluto in about 5 hours.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 08:56 PM (/WQyy)

100 Whiff of Big Pharma in the air?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:27 PM (C0oZI)

Big (insert business here) bad, Big Government GOOD!

Posted by: Americans at July 15, 2026 08:56 PM (4g5V+)

101 In 300K years, Voyager 2 will get within 4+ ly of Sirius.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 15, 2026 08:57 PM (iKvf9)

102 When you look at the moon it is how it looked 2.5 hours ago.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:57 PM (4g5V+)

103 66 No, there is no way on this earth to view X unless you belong. Anyone who says different is pulling your leg and leading you down a blind alley.
Posted by: Braenyard]/i]

See me at #26. I must be hallucinating?

Posted by: mindful webworker - or having my leg pulled?
---

There you go again, pulling legs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:57 PM (C0oZI)

104 2.5 hours. Fuck. I meant 2.5 seconds.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:58 PM (4g5V+)

105 The Moon is roughly 2 light seconds away on average.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 15, 2026 08:59 PM (iKvf9)

106 Here’s a thought: A global war between dogs and cats. The dogs would be better in open battle, because they’re generally bigger, and, as pack animals, would be better organized. But the cats would excel at espionage and subterfuge. So who knows how it would turn out?

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:59 PM (77rzZ)

107 That person may be, but Henrietta lives on, in our nightmares.
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

MAROUSHKA LIVES IN OUR BRAINS!!!

Posted by: Slayer at July 15, 2026 09:00 PM (4g5V+)

108 Is Bad Frank like Bad Ronald?
Cos he was pretty bad.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 08:54 PM (nDXEV)

Never heard of Bad Ronald until just now. Sounds reallycreepy from the summary I read.

Bad Frank is more of a bad guy trying to go straight but bad luck made him go back to being bad. Really bad.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:00 PM (/WQyy)

109 The sun is eight light minutes away.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:02 PM (4g5V+)

110 Cats would not stand a chance against a pack of dogs. Maybe if the ratio of cats to dogs was 10-1.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 09:02 PM (MWfyi)

111 Bulg, cats have groups - prides. In fact, we have let Saijo know he has joined the pride here.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 PM (Dd38x)

112 100 Whiff of Big Pharma in the air?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 08:27 PM (C0oZI)

Big (insert business here) bad, Big Government GOOD!

Posted by: Americans
---

This is another dumb expirment. They've been selling that crap on the radio for a couple years. It's a combination of several hormones and several glands - hello pituitary, hello adrenal, hello thyroid, hello the one's I don't know.
Ask Lyle Alzado.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 09:03 PM (C0oZI)

113 Bad Ronald terrified every 70's girl into thinking there were peepholes everywhere in her house.
Thankfully, that's just a myth, right?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 09:03 PM (nDXEV)

114 Speed of light is approximately 670 million mph.

That's ludicrous !!

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:03 PM (/WQyy)

115 The speed of light is everywhere.

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger."

Every picture is of you when you were younger. -- Mitch Hedberg

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 09:05 PM (VHUov)

116 Canadian smoke is bad all the way down here in Jersey. Smells and it stings my eyes.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 15, 2026 09:06 PM (3ImbR)

117 Bab Bob...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zPo253ePXM

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2026 09:08 PM (Q+gd/)

118 Cuddly squirrels? No such thing.
The squirrels in my yard get a bb in the ass. Well,if I can hit the damn things. They're quick. Ill give 'em that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 09:08 PM (2WIwB)

119 111 Piper, I hope that he is dominating the cats.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:08 PM (77rzZ)

120 Sorry, don't get the anything wrong with the commercials. Loved them as a kid. We had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 15, 2026 09:09 PM (D+cp8)

121 When you look at the moon it is how it looked 2.5 hours ago.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:57 PM (4g5V+)

I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:09 PM (vE0+H)

122 Geesh, when are they not having wildfires in Canada?

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:10 PM (77rzZ)

123
Any news about Graham's funeral?

I have not seen anything.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 09:12 PM (/QHx4)

124 119 111 Piper, I hope that he is dominating the cats.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:08 PM (77rzZ

Nope. In fact, Kovu just whacked Saijo’s waggy tail, and they played a little bit. He won’t go past Sabi if Sabi is sitting in the hallway. Or a door way. Or anywhere. Sabi has whacked him on the nose and made him cry, so he is afraid of him. But I have really big cats. Kovu is the same size as Saijo, he just weighs a little less.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:12 PM (Dd38x)

125 123 Lindsey’s funeral is the next in line after McCain’s, Jimmuh’s, and the Ayatollah’s are wrapped up.

Ya gotta be patient.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:14 PM (77rzZ)

126 >>>In the famous "Data Center Alley" of northern Virginia, energy giant Williams Companies is expanding its Transco natural gas pipeline system, while developers are proposing to build gas-fired power plants adjacent to data centers to bypass traditional grid interconnections, according to Global Energy Monitor.

Enlarging the support network for ramped-up natural gas production involves far more than installing and replacing pipes. Systems require stations that maintain the pressure to move gas over hundreds of miles, through processing plants, storage facilities, and metering stations. They also require connections to power plants, factories, export terminals, and local distribution networks.

Industry experts say this infrastructure network must continue modernizing to improve reliability and reduce supply bottlenecks
_ZH

Sounds like an article from a dime store periodical.
This is what we do. We are America. We make things. We make things work. This is not a hill to climb this is go to work tomorrow morning and get it done.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 09:14 PM (C0oZI)

127 Geesh, when are they not having wildfires in Canada?
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:10 PM (77rzZ)


Or eastern Washington. I'm half.convinced the state does it on purpose so they can create more climate warming taxes.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 09:15 PM (2WIwB)

128 Kovu is the same size as Saijo, he just weighs a little less.
Posted by: Piper


I'm not fat. I'm big-furred.

Posted by: Kovu at July 15, 2026 09:15 PM (VHUov)

129 124 It’s disgraceful for any dog to be afraid of a cat. For goodness’ sakes, Pipes, teach that canine some proper canine defense skills.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:16 PM (77rzZ)

130 116 Canadian smoke is bad all the way down here in Jersey. Smells and it stings my eyes.

Posted by: IrishEi ?!
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It's the acid condensed from the rain.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 09:16 PM (C0oZI)

131 Here’s a thought: A global war between dogs and cats. The dogs would be better in open battle, because they’re generally bigger, and, as pack animals, would be better organized. But the cats would excel at espionage and subterfuge. So who knows how it would turn out?
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:59 PM (77rzZ)
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I'm picturing a Churchillian bulldog looking out his balcony and muttering "The cats! The cats! Nothing matters except beating the cats!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2026 09:18 PM (kpS4V)

132 Sorry, I loathe those fucking ass-ugly data centers.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

133 >>>You think the guitar player nailed the New Zoo Revue miniskirt lady?

She married him

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 09:19 PM (rbvCR)

134 I don't know how xcancel exists. How is it funded?
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 08:27 PM (MWfyi)


Human trafficking and illicit organ sales to Asia. Don't accept the EULA even if they offer you the expanded package.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 09:21 PM (rbvCR)

135 Speaking of getting smoked in Canada, Mrs D is watching some Canadian tv police show that has a dog. Rex - something. Anyway, every murder victim so far has been a woman. Must have a gay producer or something to hate women that much.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 09:21 PM (2WIwB)

136 U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces observed Curacao-flagged M/T Belma transiting international waters toward Kharg Island. The commercial vessel ignored multiple warnings as it attempted to violate the U.S. blockade. A U.S. aircraft disabled the vessel after firing hellfire missiles into the ship’s smokestack. The ship is no longer transiting to Iran.
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Don't understand why they are avoiding the excellent promo video opportunities. From shipboard, color video of rocket fired, rocket going down the funnel and rocket exploding. How cool. But no, we get some bureaucratic note.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 09:22 PM (C0oZI)

137 Don't understand why they are avoiding the excellent promo video opportunities. From shipboard, color video of rocket fired, rocket going down the funnel and rocket exploding. How cool. But no, we get some bureaucratic note.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 09:22 PM (C0oZI)


There is a FLIR video out there, it is just very BWGrainy

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR)

138 Jeesh, New Zoo Review is a deep space callback. Right up there with Kukla, Fran, and Ollie. Deep in the recesses of my childhood.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

139 Canada assaults Great Lakes states all the way through DC to Long Island with acid smoke. Is this their war plan?
Poison us.

https://tinyurl.com/3b9xxjrc


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 09:33 PM (C0oZI)

140 129 124 It’s disgraceful for any dog to be afraid of a cat. For goodness’ sakes, Pipes, teach that canine some proper canine defense skills.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:16 PM (77rzZ)

Our dog Beauregard was smacked in the face as a puppy by a neighbor cat. He did not forget. When he grew up, he knew exactly where the 6 ft. wooden fence was from wherever he was sitting at the time. He always waited until the neighbor cats were on top of the fence and in range, and then he hit that fence doing about 90 mph, cat was immediately in mid-air, and did not survive the landing.

My dad was forever bagging up the cats and delivering them back to the neighbors.

Bobo didn't like cats. Not one little bit.

Mind you, this was the same dog that we, as little kids, could ride on, put our hands in his mouth, and grab his fur, and he would just be happy as a clam.

It was just those cats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 09:35 PM (bl07w)

141 And, besides being ugly, the data centers are all outposts of the surveillance state.

Screw data centers, screw AI, abd screw the deep/surveillance state.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

142 The problem with AI is the same as any other programming effort. GIGO. It will look for what it is told to look for, and if the people telling it what to look for are nefarious, well then so is the AI.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 09:36 PM (bl07w)

143 140 Because cats stink. They’re great at killing rodents, but nothing else.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:37 PM (77rzZ)

144 127 Geesh, when are they not having wildfires in Canada?
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:10 PM (77rzZ)


Or eastern Washington. I'm half.convinced the state does it on purpose so they can create more climate warming taxes.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 09:15 PM (2WIwB)

The Lower 48 is funny about summer wildfires. Up here, we may have as many acres on fire at one time as the size of some of the smaller states, and nobody really cares much unless they come near somebody's house. The taiga is supposed to burn off every few years, to keep healthy. The idea that all fires must be extinguished is poor land management.

If you hate Canada's fires so bad, put up a nice mountain range on the border to keep that crap on their side.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 09:38 PM (bl07w)

145 143 140 Because cats stink. They’re great at killing rodents, but nothing else.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:37 PM (77rzZ)

Terriers are just as good at hunting rodents, and they don't crap in the house.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 09:38 PM (bl07w)

146 >>You think the guitar player nailed the New Zoo Revue miniskirt lady?

She married him
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 09:19 PM (rbvCR)

So that's a yes.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:39 PM (/WQyy)

147 142 I’m sorry, AI can go DIAF. Human civilization got along perfectly well for millennia without the gadgets telling us how to think.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:40 PM (77rzZ)

148 Speaking of the Moon, there's a spectacular thin crescent looming large and yellowish right after sunset. New moon timing was right to see it the second day after.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 15, 2026 09:40 PM (mPTFR)

149 Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:37 PM (77rzZ)

I don't know if you have self awareness sometimes. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt you don't intentionally try to start crap.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:45 PM (/WQyy)

150 20 New Zoo Review:

the chick in the short skirt had a kind of Parker Posey vibe going on.

Never saw that show as a kid.

Lidsville is the one I remember.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 07:44 PM (0aYVJ)

Thanks to AFN I saw plenty of New Zoo Revue. And couldn’t watch anything else as I was not fluent in German. And unlike now there was ONE AFN channel.

The only Sid & Marty Krofft show I was subject to was Land of the Lost - again, thanks AFN.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:44 PM (4g5V+)]

Oh yuk. Those were all so terrible. "It's the new zoo review, coming right at you!" Probably even worse than the Banana Splitz.

It was my cue to turn off the Saturday morning cartoons and go play, even if it was raining.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2026 09:45 PM (lCppi)

151 Uh oh
looks like some Naval AviaTORS are gonna be called on the carpet for hijinks

https://tinyurl.com/43cfe43p

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:46 PM (ZxPkt)

152 Mind you, this was the same dog that we, as little kids, could ride on, put our hands in his mouth, and grab his fur, and he would just be happy as a clam.

It was just those cats.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 09:35 PM (bl07w)

tcn: puppy of pack leaders

Cats: Enemy of pack

Posted by: Beauregard at July 15, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

153 Posted by: polynikes

You’re a lot nicer person than I am.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 09:46 PM (C2/L2)

154 Jeesh, New Zoo Review is a deep space callback. Right up there with Kukla, Fran, and Ollie. Deep in the recesses of my childhood.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

Did anyone else watch Romper Room, or was that just local? Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop were around the same time, I think.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2026 09:49 PM (lCppi)

155 AI is just a tool. For good or ill.

It has its uses. It has its downsides. Same as pretty much every invention in human history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)

156 149 Is this about my views of cats, or AI? Because, though I am not a “cat person,” I at least recognize cats as fellow creatures, and can interact with them pleasantly on that basis.

But AI can go DIAF.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:51 PM (77rzZ)

157 147 142 I’m sorry, AI can go DIAF. Human civilization got along perfectly well for millennia without the gadgets telling us how to think.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:40 PM (77rzZ)

AI used for medical diagnoses will save time and lives.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 15, 2026 09:52 PM (y171U)

158 I used AI to shop for a mattress

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:53 PM (ZxPkt)

159 >>> 126
==
Sounds like an article from a dime store periodical.
This is what we do. We are America. We make things. We make things work. This is not a hill to climb this is go to work tomorrow morning and get it done.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 09:14 PM (C0oZI)

Conspiracy Theory: the data center hype is how OrangeManBad and team are pushing an massive upgrade to our electrical grid, which is probably about a half-century late.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2026 09:53 PM (R+iUD)

160 Whoa. Gotta go put the trash can out on the road.

Save me a comment slot on the ONT. First would be ok.

Posted by: mindful webworker - chore is fun to bee here at July 15, 2026 09:54 PM (p+5Bi)

161 I guess everyone is on the main page, flogging F5 like an unresponsive penis

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:55 PM (ZxPkt)

162 It has its uses. It has its downsides. Same as pretty much every invention in human history.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)

Except the Whipple tree . No downside 🙂

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:55 PM (/WQyy)

163 Did anyone else watch Romper Room, or was that just local? Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop were around the same time, I think.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2026 09:49 PM (lCppi)

Romper room was on TV when I was real young, but I don't think I watched it. Not a single image is in memory, so I would say I didn't watch it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 09:55 PM (S41Gd)

164 Hey, Nurse Ratched!

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:55 PM (77rzZ)

165 >Romper room was on TV when I was real young, but I don't think I watched it. Not a single image is in memory, so I would say I didn't watch it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
----

all I know is, she never even called me by my name

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:56 PM (ZxPkt)

166 158 I used AI to shop for a mattress
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:53 PM (ZxPkt)

I used AI just now to search the benefits from cats. Apparently they bring calming presence to their humans and promote overall good mental health and sense of well being.

Posted by: Candace, the Whore of Babbles On at July 15, 2026 09:56 PM (R0XxO)

167 Off, whore sock!

Posted by: Rex B at July 15, 2026 09:57 PM (R0XxO)

168 Captain Kangaroo...

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 09:57 PM (rdVOm)

169 157 Fine. I’m not a doctor. I’ll do my own thinking, tank you.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:57 PM (77rzZ)

170 I watched Polycarp growing up in South Louisiana.

He was our Captain Kangaroo.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:57 PM (/WQyy)

171 Romper room was on TV when I was real young, but I don't think I watched it. Not a single image is in memory, so I would say I didn't watch it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
----

all I know is, she never even called me by my name

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Now I definitely know I didn't watch it. No "she" in my memory at all.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 09:59 PM (S41Gd)

172 155 AI is just a tool. For good or ill.

It has its uses. It has its downsides. Same as pretty much every invention in human history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
---

Musk uses it to help design engines and ships, military uses it to help plan invasions, Sam Altman uses it to take your money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 09:59 PM (C0oZI)

173 Captain Kangaroo...

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 09:57 PM (rdVOm)

Didn't really watch that either. might be before my time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 10:00 PM (S41Gd)

174 154 Did anyone else watch Romper Room, or was that just local? Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop were around the same time, I think.
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2026 09:49 PM (lCppi)

Romper Room was franchised to local cities. Same as Bozo. Boston had a Bozo, Chicago had a Bozo. Different actors.

I am old enough to remember Romper Room with the Magic Mirror.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 15, 2026 10:00 PM (y171U)

175 I am old enough to remember Romper Room with the Magic Mirror.
Posted by: Joemarine at July 15, 2026 10:00 PM (y171U)

I too, am that old...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 10:02 PM (nbLIj)

176 Well, got on the ONT in time anyway

NOOD ONT
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420557

Posted by: mindful webworker - back again for one more at July 15, 2026 10:02 PM (p+5Bi)

177 Captain Kangaroo had that bowl cut so I could never respect him.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 10:02 PM (/WQyy)

178 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 10:02 PM (zZu0s)

179 >>>Did anyone else watch Romper Room, or was that just local? Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop were around the same time, I think.

> I watched Romper Stomper and Russell Crowe portrayed a skinhead playing with the asian community. Pretty grim story.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 10:09 PM (sYM3s)

"MASCULINITY IS BACK," Says Gay Liberal Media, In Transparent Attempt to Win Back Male Voters Who Aren't Gay or "Trans"

Via Beege Wellborne: Steve Jobs' widow's Vanity Magazine The Atlantic announces "MASCULINITY IS BACK," but only for Democrats pretending to be masculine.

Actually-masculine Republican men, those who aren't just pretending as they run for office, are still Toxic and Ick.

Brian Poindexter had just finished wolfing down a Reuben sandwich in a deli outside Cleveland when he delivered a message that, coming from a Democratic House candidate in the year 2026, sounded almost provocative. "There's nothing wrong with being masculine," Poindexter told me. It's okay, he said, to be "a manly man."

Poindexter's own manliness credentials are fully in order.

Yeah I'm sure to a gay media writer he seems super-manly.

...

Now Poindexter is running for Congress, trying to flip a Republican-held seat in Ohio with a pitch aimed at a constituency that has abandoned the Democratic Party over the past two decades: men.

You can tell this guy is really an advocate for men when he declares there's nothing wrong with the Democrat agenda: They just need to "message" to men better.

The party-wide reckoning that Trump's win spawned has centered in part on why Democrats lost working-class men whose life experiences resemble Poindexter's--and how the party can win them back. In Poindexter's view, Democrats' struggles with men like him owe less to policy than to culture. "It's all vibes," he said.

"Vibes" is something leftwing women like Kamala Harris talk about. Men talk about actual policies and results.

You are kinda gay, dude. You are very effeminate. And you're claiming that the Democrats' Pink Agenda just needs a splash of blue paint to cover it up and it will be "For the Men."

You're not proposing actual changes -- just "bluewashing" the Democrat anti-male agenda.

...

Critiques such as Poindexter's have gelled into a consensus over the past two years, repeated ad nauseam by starchy senators and governors with an eye toward running for president in 2028. Closing the gender gap now seems to be an official electoral strategy for Democrats. A couple of months ago, I got a call from a party operative who pitched a story on the Democrats' effort to "win back the manosphere."

Democrat Party operatives call you to pitch you propaganda stories would be helpful to them?

No shit. I never would have guessed.

The operative ran through a list of a half dozen candidates in key House districts who "are engaging culturally in male spaces"--a bit of gobbledygook that I took to mean "manly men," or perhaps "guy's guys," but that also reflects the sort of anthropological distance that points to the depth of the party's problem. After all, an ironworker probably wouldn't describe himself as "engaging culturally in male spaces."

No, the whole idea of "spaces" is, get this, something leftwing women babble about.

In case you weren't already certain enough of it: The piece admits this is all a political con-job by having their "Masculine Manly-Man" declare that the Democrat Party doesn't need any actual ideas from men to support men and in fact nothing in the Democrat Party agenda is anti-male.

It's just perception, man.

Like your sex. It's all a construct.

For the most part, Poindexter and the other men Democrats are running this year aren't offering up any new male-centric ideas. That's not what's needed, Poindexter told me. Within the party's agenda, he said, "I can't think of a single piece of legislation that's bad for men." But, he argued, Democrats have hemorrhaged support from men like him--the ones who sweat more than type for a living--because the party has relegated them to the periphery.

This is the left-wing, extremely feminine idea of "centering." It's not that men are actually being harmed by anti-male policies, this faggot is arguing -- it's just that we don't feel "centered" and "included" in Democrat Party group-photos.

But the propagandist finishes on The Big Takeaway s/he was ordered to really pound home for the masses:

If nothing else, Democrats are embracing their masculinity again, and they'll soon find out whether that's enough to win men back.

Oh yeah, they're so masculine now I can't even take it.

What is really creepy here is how top-down this disgusting leftwing hive mind operates. Their political commissars say "We have to do something to attract some straight men" and within months, all of their media organs are pumping out the same message.

It's like an alien cult. All of their brains are connected by invisible amoeba-tentacles.

Meanwhile, at the New York Times, a woman wonders: Why don't men at my workplace hit on me any longer?

Go On, Date Your Co-Workers

July 6, 2026

This is how they describe the picture running with the article:


A strangely-shaped paper clip reminiscent of Mickey Mouse's head holds down a piece of metal, studded at its sides; a photo, almost like a postage stamp in shape and resting upon the piece of metal, shows two birds fornicating. A brass, more standard paper clip sits upon the metal, as does, above and off the metal, another. The birds are blue and yellow, the hazy background green fading into orange. All is a metaphor for corporate drudgery interrupted by the subtle eroticism of nature.

Karens are lonely and horny and so they're announcing that men should brave lawsuits and #cancellation to f*** them again.

Don't bother, they're bad at sex. They're bad at pretty much everything.


Last year I developed an office crush. My friends warned me against doing anything about it, typically using a crude metaphor about keeping your eating space clean. Dating people you work with just seems like too much trouble these days. It's not that people aren't attracted to Jack in client relations with the smile lines and overzealous David Lynch obsession; it's that it feels as if the risk outweighs the reward.

But a return to office romance could be the solution to the sense many people have that modern dating is broken. Dating apps ask us to consider potential romantic partners not as full human beings with a caffeine addiction and tension-defusing sense of humor but as a set of optimized digital parameters.

Only 16 percent of U.S. workers went on a date with a colleague last year, down from about 40 percent in 2009.

Gee, why do you think that is, NYT? Can you offer any kind of explanation?

Maybe something to do with a all-consuming moral panic you stoked and profited from?

Workplace crushes -- a surefire way to inject excitement into office mundanity -- have waned, too, with the share of workers reporting one collapsing from 49 percent in 2024 to just 22 percent in 2025, according to a human resources industry group survey. The decline has been decades in the making. While about one-fifth of adults over 50 said they met their partners at work, just 13 percent of those 18 to 29 said the same.

Of course, workplace romance was always fraught, with its legacy of predatory bosses, favoritism and, when things went wrong, career retaliation. Years of sexual harassment training and more watchful human resources departments taught us not to go there. (About a quarter of workers now fear harassment allegations, one industry survey found.)

But where else in adulthood except the office would you bond with a potential paramour you share so much of everyday life with?

Below, the Masculine Manly-Man running for office as a Democrat that The Atlantic is ordering its readers to get behind.

Sorry, dude, but you are redlining my gaydar. It just went past "EXTREMELY GAY" to "FRIDAY NIGHT GARRETT."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:29 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Flyguy at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (d0hH6)

2 I had Stromberg for breakfast.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (MWfyi)

3 Poindexter's own manliness credentials are fully in order.

Poindexter.

Heh.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (4NO2D)

4 They couldn't find a candidate named Pansy Ass?

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (4NO2D)

5 I could have been first but I had a butterfly stuck in my teeth.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (MWfyi)

6 "Masculinity for a Ghey Man"

--The Atlantic

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)

7 Beege Wellborne sounds like a Douglas Adams character name.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (3uBP9)

8 Only 16 percent of U.S. workers went on a date with a colleague last year, down from about 40 percent in 2009.

In fairness, my wife would not approve.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 06:32 PM (4NO2D)

9 "But where else in adulthood except the office would you bond with a potential paramour you share so much of everyday life with?"

Yeah. But the feminists' answer was something like "I don't need a bicycle."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

10 a woman wonders: Why don't men at my workplace hit on me any longer?



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Wall at July 15, 2026 06:34 PM (4NO2D)

11 What is really creepy here is how top-down this disgusting leftwing hive mind operates. Their political commissars say "We have to do something to attract some straight men" and within months, all of their media organs are pumping out the same message.

"Turning" straight men is apparently a big fetish amongst teh gheyz.

Posted by: Definitely tracks at July 15, 2026 06:34 PM (TbWk/)

12 If you have to constantly reiterate and remind everyone that you're masculine, you're probably not.

Posted by: AMartel at July 15, 2026 06:35 PM (EyAQh)

13 Poindexter doesn't come off as gay, but his message that Musk is a horrible monstrous being does.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)

14 Prissy little princess faggots prancing around with their little hand gestures and eye rolling aren’t convincing anyone of anything.

Progressive “men” are pussies. Drama queens. They get man colds and need fainting couches.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 06:35 PM (xc1MY)

15 Willow'd:

60 >>> "Karen," which was largely a black thing to make fun of white women

I thought that blacks used the name "Becky" to make fun of white women.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (PVBkQ)


'Becky' was 'basic' -- which is to say, exhibiting White culture. It was aimed at young and single women, who could be made to feel self-conscious and insecure.

'Karen' was assertive, wanting to speak to your manager. It was aimed at soccer moms and middle-aged women, those with the confidence to stick up for themselves, to flip it on them and use it against them.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 06:35 PM (Sy6m/)

16 I honestly don't know what birbs look like fornicatin. I don't really want to either. But I think those are just smoochin.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:35 PM (3uBP9)

17 The problem is men on the left DO talk like this. Because the women on the left conditioned them to do so. It’s just beta males with a blue collar jobs. Ta da! Manly!

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:35 PM (Dd38x)

18 I think one thing Manly Men don't do is call themselves Manly Men.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (nHXB4)

19 I'm sorry, just the name "Poindexter" instantly brings to mind some pasty faced, thin haired, pencil necked, sunken chest, twerp who still wets the bed.

I sure as heck don't think of someone in a bucket truck at 2AM in a driving sleet storm trying to restore electrical power to a neighborhood.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (+4Cf6)

20 Go ahead. Nail your cow-orker. Things always turn out great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (wOO3z)

21 I wonder if anyone asks about Obama's daily fantasies about sex with men at his Library of Doom?

Or if they are buying his workout videos.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)

22 Exactly nobody is going to believe this tack.

Were they wrong before, or are they wrong now? Leftists never admit they were wrong. About anything. Ever.

They calculated they don’t need working class or blue collar, rednecks, males, hillbillies, pro-life democrats and on and on and on.

They very publicly said “Fuck You, We Don’t Need You!” in so many words. So be it.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (kHRz0)

23 I'm a union ironworker, and I'm running for Congress because working people's lives keep getting harder and harder while billionaires keep getting richer and richer.

The wealth of billionaires ain't why your life keeps getting harder and harder.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (ExV1e)

24 Like, mayonnaise-on-a-mustache ghey?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (nDXEV)

25 They do it birdy style.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (MWfyi)

26 Only fags are aware of their own masculinity. A core part of masculinity is not being aware of it.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 15, 2026 06:37 PM (wGerL)

27 >>> Poindexter doesn't come off as gay, but his message that Musk is a horrible monstrous being does.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)


YOU BRUTE YOU BRUTE YOU VICIOUS BRUT!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

28 10 a woman wonders: Why don't men at my workplace hit on me any longer?



*shifty eyes*
Posted by: The Wall at July 15, 2026 06:34 PM (4NO2D)

*cough cough*

Posted by: Title VII at July 15, 2026 06:37 PM (TbWk/)

29 Response time for 911 in Portland is 40 minutes.

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Geez! John and Roy would cut the victim out of a crushed car on a collapsing bridge and fix his marriage in that time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:38 PM (ndZc7)

30 I'm trying to recall if I ever went on a date with a co-worker. Maybe at my first job, ca. 1974. Girls in high school and college, sure. But not at the radio stations where I worked, not at the courier company (all the women played for their own team), not in the computer field, and not at the university where I last worked.

Too much risk for too little payoff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:38 PM (wzUl9)

31 A couple of months ago, I got a call from a party operative who pitched a story on the Democrats' effort to "win back the manosphere."

Go at them from the "we hate the jooooz" angle. You'll be able to find common ground there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2026 06:38 PM (vJrRc)

32 Remember, there's no harm in seeing if a woman in your office is interested.

https://youtu.be/PxuUkYiaUc8

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:38 PM (ExV1e)

33 Progressive “men” are pussies. Drama queens. They get man colds and need fainting couches.

And their thumbs are forward when they stand in defiance, arms akimbo.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:39 PM (+4Cf6)

34 Meanwhile, at the New York Times, a woman wonders: Why don't men at my workplace hit on me any longer?

Juno Kelly? Tousled fashion writer for Vogue, yada yada? How many men - single, straight - could be found at such workplaces.

Attention seeking h_; works at home half the year, too. Just an opinion for a very slow news day.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:39 PM (NFX2v)

35 Ace - if you've never seen the Tom Brady office sexual harassment skit it's worth looking up. 100% accurate

Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 06:39 PM (Prmt6)

36 Like, mayonnaise-on-a-mustache ghey?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM


Gentleman's Relish.

Posted by: The Wall at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (4NO2D)

37 Democrats idea of a manly man.

https://tinyurl.com/4rjxws72

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (viF8m)

38 "win back the manosphere."

That's a new one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (wOO3z)

39 If you date someone you work with, one of you needs to be willing and ready to leave the organization no matter how it ends.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (Dd38x)

40 Well yeah, OF is "working" from home.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (nDXEV)

41 "Why don't men at my workplace hit on me any longer?"

Maybe it's because of the fishing tackle on your face.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (MWfyi)

42 You could date a coworker, but not somebody in the same department. You don't want to be reminded of a breakup by somebody in the cubicle down the hall.

If you wanted to date, and a lot of men don't.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (0iJDD)

43 My comment at 35... looks like #32 beat .e to the punch!

Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (Prmt6)

44 Yeah. But the feminists' answer was something like "I don't need a bicycle."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

We do.

Posted by: Fish at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (PgyJQ)

45 May we remind you, we gave, and have continued to give you Modern Masculinity.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, and Mr. Hogg at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (0sNs1)

46 36 Like, mayonnaise-on-a-mustache ghey?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM

Gentleman's Relish.
Posted by: The Wall at July 15, 2026 06:40 PM (4NO2D)

Manchowder II: Electric Bugaloo

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (nDXEV)

47 Or the scarlet and pink hair. That'll put 'em off.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (MWfyi)

48 Speakkng of Manly Men, watched another 'Elliot' Page parody showing her in Man character in movies and getting her ass kicked

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Go On, Date Your Co-Workers

After all, what could happen?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (u6/wt)

50 And their thumbs are forward when they stand in defiance, arms akimbo.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026


***
What about thumbs in the belt, a la Bogart?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (wzUl9)

51 I'm an engineer. Approximately .0000000000001% of the engineering population in the work force is female. They generally don't allow engineers to fraternize with the wider non-engineering population. So,..... yeah.

Posted by: banana Dream - probably lower at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (3uBP9)

52 Skinny jeans rolled up with leather sneakers and no socks, a hemp button down wrinkled shirt with short sleeves, a goatee and a fedora.

It’s the uniform for the dapper man in Seattle.

Buncha fucking fairies who are afraid of their girlfriends.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (xc1MY)

53 Brits used to be so funny!

A clip I saw:

Man comes in to identify a body, cop lift the sheet.
Man looks at the face, start crying uncontrollably.
"Were you and your wife close ?"
"No, we hated each other !"
"Then , why are you crying ??"
"This is not my wife..."

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (GD0B3)

54 You could date a coworker, but not somebody in the same department.


Don't get your meat where you get your bread.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (9Hs2w)

55 Rule 1
Everything media says about Vance is bullshit
Rule 2
Democrats know about as masculinity as Pee Wee Herman
Rule 3
Real men are just men. They fucking take care of shit. They do stuff. They do not care what others say or do.
Heres how you can tell if your are a real man
Wife says she wishes had a bigger freezer. Next day there is a bigger freezer in the garage.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (/+uur)

56 I'm convinced that God hired Charles Dickens to assign asshole kids to parents with the most fitting of names for them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (diia5)

57 NBC News
@NBCNews
A 28-year-old man has died after being hit by a tractor-trailer while fleeing “an encounter” with ICE agents in Florida, officials say.
This is the second ICE-related fatality this week and the third since a small-business owner was killed in Houston on July 7.

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His business was shade tree pharmacist and who was driving that tractor trailer anyway?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (ndZc7)

58 Ace - if you've never seen the Tom Brady office sexual harassment skit it's worth looking up. 100% accurate
Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 06:39 PM (Prmt6)


See comment 32.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

59 Friday night Garrett? Nobody wants to be Friday night Garrett!

Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (8uzBS)

60 Has anyone checked Poindexter for Nazi tattoos? Because he looks like someone with Nazi tattoos.

Either that, or My Little Pony tattoos.

Posted by: a.moron at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (X5Jzz)

61 After all, what could happen?

We're here to show you what could happen!

Posted by: The Man-Hating Lesbians In HR! at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (u6/wt)

62 I got your manospheres hangin' right here.

Posted by: A Manly Man at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (MWfyi)

63
Oh for heaven's sakes , if some guy came up to me and said , "i'm a manly man!" I would immediately know exactly what to think.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)

64 Witness Jeff Flake.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (diia5)

65 52 Skinny jeans rolled up with leather sneakers and no socks, a hemp button down wrinkled shirt with short sleeves, a goatee and a fedora.

It’s the uniform for the dapper man in Seattle.

Buncha fucking fairies who are afraid of their girlfriends.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 06:41 PM (xc1MY)

If you saw their "girlfriends" you'd be afraid too.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:43 PM (nDXEV)

66 If you have to tell people you are masculine, you aren't.

Also, do not vote for someone named Poindexter.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 06:43 PM (ZxPkt)

67 Workplace crushes -- a surefire way to inject excitement into office mundanity --
Of course, workplace romance was always fraught, with its legacy of predatory bosses, favoritism and, when things went wrong, career retaliation. Years of sexual harassment training and more watchful human resources departments taught us not to go there.


*types* *Deletes*

Work is for making money, not being exciting. It's supposed to be mundane.

And these insane [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] drama whores want to throw out professional behavioral best practices -again! - because they can't stand for tings to be quiets or peaceful anywhere in the world at any level of society.

Every single one of them needs to be [redacted] and [redacted] until they stop

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2026 06:43 PM (vJrRc)

68 See comment 32.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)
-------
Yep. See comment 43. I shoulda known that classic was already in the comments!

Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 06:43 PM (Prmt6)

69 What about thumbs in the belt, a la Bogart?

According to body language specialists, it means that the person is lazy and switched off.

If you see any of your security detail standing this way, replace them.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:43 PM (9Hs2w)

70 NBC News
@NBCNews
A 28-year-old man has died after being hit by a tractor-trailer while fleeing “an encounter” with ICE agents in Florida, officials say.
This is the second ICE-related fatality this week and the third since a small-business owner was killed in Houston on July 7.


Wouldn't it be ironic if the tractor-trailer were being driven by an illegal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

71 This is the left-wing, extremely feminine idea of "centering."

So forgetting a close tag is left-wing and extremely feminine?

I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (0sNs1)

72
Rule 3
Real men are just men. They fucking take care of shit.

Posted by: r hennigantx

============

You mean they don't think other people have too much money and try to take it from them? And resent some guy who was born with more money?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (mmrXZ)

73 My gaydar is not so good.

Friend: I'm gay!
Franpsycho: No, you're not.
Friend: No, I am!
Franpsycho: Naaah.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

74 The democrats need somebody like a Douglas Murray. But they couldn't get him.He has steel in his spine, chews up lefties in debates, and reports from war zones.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (OfSBe)

75 Also, I got nothing against billionaires. Except the evil ones, like Soros or Gates or Zuckerberg.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (ZxPkt)

76 The House just had its vote to end US aid to the Zionist Entity.
The vote failed.
Press F for respect for Tarlson and Teddy Beale (F for "fuck 'em both")

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (gKWVE)

77 I almost to go to bed right now

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

78 52 Skinny jeans rolled up with leather sneakers and no socks, a hemp button down wrinkled shirt with short sleeves, a goatee and a fedora.

It’s the uniform for the dapper man in Seattle.

Buncha fucking fairies who are afraid of their girlfriends.
Posted by: nurse ratched

😱🤣. I so needed a good laugh. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (NFX2v)

79
Wouldn't it be ironic if the tractor-trailer were being driven by an illegal.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

and kind of funny.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (wOO3z)

80 The Paolo, how you say, has never heard The Paolo is the 'Ick'.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (VmkSV)

81 Masculinity never left. We just made things so SAFE that the Left and many Women decided that we were unneeded, and could be ignored.

But things are getting unsafe again, so suddenly they will notice us, and welcome us... right up until we make things overly safe once again.

This same pattern has happened time and again throughout history... just now it has a very Political outlook to it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)

82 Has anyone checked Poindexter for Nazi tattoos? Because he looks like someone with Nazi tattoos.

I would bet on a tramp stamp.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (9Hs2w)

83 The voice is a giveaway taken in combination with the running as a Democrat masculine-man front.

Posted by: AMartel at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (EyAQh)

84 Wouldn't it be ironic if the tractor-trailer were being driven by an illegal.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


That’s some funny shit right there.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (xc1MY)

85 My gaydar is not so good.

Friend: I'm gay!
Franpsycho: No, you're not.
Friend: No, I am!
Franpsycho: Naaah.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)


Considering where you live, it's probably just saturated.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)

86 After reading this my MAN-GINA hurts.......

Wahhhhhhh..... Waaaaaaaaaah ............ Waaaaaaaah

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (TkCc3)

87 I'll look for dem masculinity when them wear a pair of pants that accommodate their recently descended balls.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (afJtY)

88 Proper opening to the story:
Instead of Brian Poindexter had just finished wolfing down a Reuben sandwich in a deli
Open with
Brian Poindexter had just finished wolfing down a penis at a gloryhole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (OXYE0)

89 I'm sorry, but if carburetors don't figure prominently in your morning meal, you're just not going to sway me.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (Riz8t)

90 Poindexter's own manliness credentials are fully in order.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE POINDEXTER IS A PEJORATIVE EXPLICITLY FOR SOMEONE CONSIDERED NOT MANLY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHWHATEVERTHEFCK at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (vTZFs)

91
Chad in customer service says only homos hit on chicks in the office, while Pat is always just nervous and Karen the manager just glares at everyone all the time.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (Y8DZL)

92 80 The Paolo, how you say, has never heard The Paolo is the 'Ick'.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (VmkSV)

He is TOTES the Ick... total Hetero! Won't even go out with a guy!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (mP0Kj)

93 Dating apps ask us to consider potential romantic partners not as full human beings with a caffeine addiction and tension-defusing sense of humor but as a set of optimized digital parameters.

I dunno. 6-6-6-6 seems pretty analog to me.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (0sNs1)

94 What are the odds this "welder" turns out to be a nepo baby like all the other "oyster farmers" and "proud hunters" Dims try to foist on us?

Posted by: the lower depths at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (Yh7zv)

95 I’d rather hear a woman’s definition of what manly is.

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (gN+5I)

96 Poindexter is as smart as a piece of iron he works with. Envy is one of the seven deadly sins for a reason. Funny that you didn't tell us what you're making today per hour including your health benefits and pension plan.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (/WQyy)

97 I'm sorry, but if carburetors don't figure prominently in your morning meal, you're just not going to sway me.
Posted by: Archimedes

How do you feel about fuel injectors?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (VmkSV)

98 Also, you can see him reading his script.

Posted by: AMartel at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (EyAQh)

99 Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (afJtY)

to sum up the commentary on the last thread :

https://tinyurl.com/mr46fn6r

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:49 PM (GD0B3)

100 88 Proper opening to the story:
Instead of Brian Poindexter had just finished wolfing down a Reuben sandwich in a deli
Open with
Brian Poindexter had just finished wolfing down a penis at a gloryhole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (OXYE0)

Opening line? Blatant pandering for the Jew vote.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2026 06:49 PM (mP0Kj)

101 I hear Poindexter, I think Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 06:49 PM (wOO3z)

102 51 I'm an engineer. Approximately .0000000000001% of the engineering population in the work force is female. They generally don't allow engineers to fraternize with the wider non-engineering population. So,..... yeah.
Posted by: banana Dream

Engineers need to be de-wanked before talking with... anybody.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 06:49 PM (Y8DZL)

103 I guess my brand of hyper-masculinity didn't quite work out.

Let's dial it down a notch or two and see if they notice.

Posted by: That Platner dude at July 15, 2026 06:50 PM (DsA2n)

104 Work is for making money, not being exciting. It's supposed to be mundane.

That may be true for some, but the blessed consider their work a vocation.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:50 PM (NzX/y)

105 I did date a co-worker and we made out in the stairwells all the time. It was the 80s what can I say.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

106 If anyone needs to observe that someone's manliness credentials are fully in order, they're not.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 06:50 PM (0sNs1)

107 82 Has anyone checked Poindexter for Nazi tattoos? Because he looks like someone with Nazi tattoos.

I would bet on a tramp stamp.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (9Hs2w)


. . . that says "Enter Here" with an arrow pointing down.

Posted by: a.moron at July 15, 2026 06:50 PM (X5Jzz)

108 I hear Poindexter, I think Iran-Contra!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:50 PM (GD0B3)

109 If I take a massive S**t and there is some blood in the Feces from squeezing too hard ..............

Does this mean I am having a ...........


"Male Menstrual Period" ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 15, 2026 06:51 PM (TkCc3)

110 85 My gaydar is not so good.

Friend: I'm gay!
Franpsycho: No, you're not.
Friend: No, I am!
Franpsycho: Naaah.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

Considering where you live, it's probably just saturated.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)


High level of background noise probably doesn't allow for proper calibration.

Posted by: a.moron at July 15, 2026 06:51 PM (X5Jzz)

111 Engineers need to be de-wanked before talking with... anybody.

Has anybody else noted that engineers who spend too much time with AI end up talking in the form of AI prompts?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:52 PM (NzX/y)

112 What are the odds this "welder" turns out to be a nepo baby like all the other "oyster farmers" and "proud hunters" Dims try to foist on us?

High - because actual white working-class heterosexuals hate the Democrats.

For example, everyone prominent in the Portland branch of the DSA works for the government.

They claim to represent the "working class", but who they represent is the Government Class.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 06:52 PM (u6/wt)

113 I'm sorry, but if carburetors don't figure prominently in your morning meal, you're just not going to sway me.
-------
How do you feel about fuel injectors?


Sounds kinda gay now that you mention it.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:52 PM (vTZFs)

114 "How do you feel about fuel injectors?
Posted by: Tonypete"

GAAAAY!

Posted by: A Manly Man at July 15, 2026 06:53 PM (MWfyi)

115 Brian Poindexter

obviously a right-winger. were he left-winger, he'd be brain poinsinister.

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 06:53 PM (v3pYe)

116 An elderly woman in Pompano Beach, Florida, is asking for a new license plate after receiving one with a combination of letters and numbers she finds inappropriate.

The license plate reads “SQZ A55,” but those numbers can be interpreted as letters, creating a message that has become a topic of conversation in her retirement community, especially among the men.

“I looked at it, and I said, ‘I don’t think so,'” Nancy Dello Stritto said.

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 06:53 PM (YwEeS)

117 Democrats could, maybe, court men with the "adventure" the left proposes with violence.

Like, joint us and kill some fascists. "Be a man."

Kill those people ---> over there. ----> Us

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 06:53 PM (jehhT)

118 Some thoughts for women on dating engineers:

https://www.bonobology.com/dating-an-engineer/

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 06:54 PM (0sNs1)

119 'Vibes' seems to be the new buzzword. I have seen it in a few places- not just politics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

120 I would have dated a co worker if any were desirable to date. But just like my luck with airline seat buddies, I never have been lucky to have worked with any unmarried hot females.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 06:54 PM (/WQyy)

121 Some thoughts for women on dating engineers:

https://www.bonobology.com/dating-an-engineer/
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Isn't this just good advice for dating men in general?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 06:55 PM (VmkSV)

122 Buster Poindexter>>>Brian Poindexter


https://tinyurl.com/y7wy2eb9

Posted by: Miklos is feeling HOT HOT HOT at July 15, 2026 06:56 PM (A764u)

123 A couple of months ago, I got a call from a party operative who pitched a story on the Democrats' effort to "win back the manosphere."

---------------

You're still gay and your shit's all retarded.

And I'm pretty sure I saw The Manosphere open for Big Ballz and Deez Nutz at DOGE Reunion Night 2026 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 15, 2026 06:56 PM (59/4m)

124 Buster Poindexter is running for congress? Dayum.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 06:56 PM (LHPAg)

125 I never have been lucky to have worked with any unmarried hot females.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 06:54 PM (/WQyy)

I have. Not the 'greastest' idea if you like your job.

Does not matter. Like rule 1 it's more a guideline and you break it for the right one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

126 There y'all are

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:57 PM (DOzcL)

127 The license plate reads “SQZ A55,”

There are some here who would kill to have that as their hash.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:57 PM (NzX/y)

128 "His business was shade tree pharmacist and who was driving that tractor trailer anyway?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:42 PM (ndZc7) "

LOL, it would be so choice if the semi were driven by a non-English-speaking illegal !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2026 06:57 PM (VyBeY)

129 Every time I've visited the Medical Center in Houston( cluster of hospitals) when I was younger I always thought it would be a cool place to work to meet women.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 06:57 PM (/WQyy)

130 I never have been lucky to have worked with any unmarried hot females.

I have. I married her.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 06:57 PM (Riz8t)

131 'Greatest'. How did that get by spellcheck? I am guessing the phone thought i was quoting a retard with the parenthesis. To be fair, I was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

132 Poindexter is as smart as a piece of iron he works with. Envy is one of the seven deadly sins for a reason. Funny that you didn't tell us what you're making today per hour including your health benefits and pension plan.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (/WQyy)
----
Is his wage a function of the minimum wage?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 06:58 PM (FZ29D)

133 I had a couple of coworkers that got married but that ended with a homicide.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 06:58 PM (MWfyi)

134 Win back? I don't get the "back" part.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:58 PM (nDXEV)

135 Poindexter 's district "leans Republican" . He might be the best the Dems can do there

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 06:59 PM (OXYE0)

136
Some thoughts for women on dating engineers:

https://www.bonobology.com/dating-an-engineer/
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Trust all content from "Ekshika Parnami , Researcher & Content Writer"

Posted by: Miklos notes the illuminated state of the Drinking Lamp at July 15, 2026 06:59 PM (A764u)

137 The license plate reads “SQZ A55,”

There are some here who would kill to have that as their hash.
Posted by: Community Notes


After the 5th pinch in Miami, you'd get tired of it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 07:00 PM (diia5)

138 ... a bit of gobbledygook that I took to mean "manly men," or perhaps "guy's guys ...

--------------

Where have you gone, Barry Soetoro?
A nation turns its Old Mom Jeans to you ... woo hoo hoo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 15, 2026 07:01 PM (59/4m)

139 I had a couple of coworkers that got married but that ended with a homicide.
Posted by: fd

I saw that movie. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie IIRC.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 15, 2026 07:01 PM (DsA2n)

140 Friday Night Garrett ooof. Almost feel a little sorry for the young man. Almost.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 15, 2026 07:02 PM (wBaIH)

141 131 'Greatest'. How did that get by spellcheck? I am guessing the phone thought i was quoting a retard with the parenthesis. To be fair, I was.

i saw retard with parenthesis open for men without hats. it was mind-blowing.

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 07:02 PM (v3pYe)

142 The license plate reads “SQZ A55,”

There are some here who would kill to have that as their hash.
Posted by: Community Notes

There's an 92 year old lady at church that routinely pinches my ass. She just throws her head back and laughs.

The lovely wife just says about her "Hey, if you wanna hit, you gotta swing." and that's that.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 07:02 PM (VmkSV)

143 I hear Poindexter, I think Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Word

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 15, 2026 07:02 PM (DZ9Lv)

144 That's one reason that later in my business life I didn't have any employees. I don't need the drama.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:03 PM (MWfyi)

145 ironworkers? isn't that one of the unions where you have to basically inherit a (dead) relative's membership?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2026 07:03 PM (VyBeY)

146 I think Ro has gone insane. Black martyrdom?

Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna
·
2h
Today over 100 Democrats voted for the Massie Amendment to zero aid to Israel. My brother
@RepBowman
&
@CoriBush
lost their seats for this stand 2 years ago. As a colleague told me, Black martyrdom is normalized in America. Today I want to recognize their courage.

Posted by: beckster at July 15, 2026 07:03 PM (kX27y)

147 97 How do you feel about fuel injectors?

this is about espresso suppositories, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 07:04 PM (v3pYe)

148 I saw Invisible Amoeba-Tentacles open for Kurt Eichenwald at Octopussy 2015.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 15, 2026 07:04 PM (59/4m)

149 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

Did you just call me a retard?

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:05 PM (/WQyy)

150 >>>>>This same pattern has happened time and again throughout history... just now it has a very Political outlook to it...
Posted by: Romeo13
---'
Just like at the end of The Searchers, when the door slams leaving Ethan outside after the dirty work has been done.

Posted by: Cosda at July 15, 2026 07:05 PM (kzpK5)

151 It gets harder and harder to be more outrageous than the day before. You have to hand it to the left with the way they rise to the challenge.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:05 PM (MWfyi)

152 I married a coworker 40 years ago. She was not hot. She is beautiful. Hot is only skin deep; but beautiful is to the bone.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 15, 2026 07:06 PM (wBaIH)

153 To all the guys that cone to the TXMOME, you are the epitome of the word , man.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 07:06 PM (afJtY)

154 The Atlantic announces "MASCULINITY IS BACK," but only for Democrats pretending to be masculine.

Try our new "I Can't Believe It's Not Manly," in your grocer's fairy case.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 07:06 PM (VHUov)

155 Doesn't matter the Chickification (thanks, Rush!) continues apace. There are so many females ingrained in management, government, medicine, law, media and education that the majority of policy decisions are feelings based.
AOC, Lieawatha, Any Bony Carrot, Old Lady Spamburger, Old Lady Emhoff, Old Lady Rodham, the Hochul Yokel, Wretched Gretchen in Michigan, ShaNaNa Bowzer in DC, Marjorie Trailer Queen are only the beginning.
Stop putting liberal women in charge.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 07:07 PM (2Ez/1)

156 >>147 97 How do you feel about fuel injectors?

this is about espresso suppositories, isn't it?

The best part of waking up... ♫

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 07:07 PM (nDXEV)

157 There are some here who would kill to have that [SQZ A55] as their hash.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:57 PM (NzX/y)

Dude, I'm still mad I can't keep "Caahn".

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 07:07 PM (gKWVE)

158 I've been narrating this crap for a year. It's more than transparent and they will use any and every trick in the book to "win" and subsequently destroy masculinity.

Weird how the shit I always talk about that I'm certain sounds insane, ends up just being the world we live in 6, 12 and 18 months later.

Yes - one can argue that everyone saw this coming and that Democrats will spin any story and eventually stumble on one you thought they might do - but I have literally explained what they are doing each week here as it has happened. The "toxic" men are absolutely part of the push.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

159 "The Atlantic announces "MASCULINITY IS BACK," but only for Democrats pretending to be masculine."

*cues up Village People "Macho Man"*

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:08 PM (MWfyi)

160 Get about as oiled as a diesel train

Posted by: banana Dream - Friday Night's All Right For (fill in this space) at July 15, 2026 07:08 PM (3uBP9)

161 .
Poindexter McPoindexterFace says it all in his bio ... "former labor organizer."

Posted by: Marooned at July 15, 2026 07:08 PM (kt8QE)

162 Zero aid to Israel and Billions more for Ukraine.

Massie can put swastika up his lame duck ass while he sucks Hezbollah and Hamas dick.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:09 PM (/WQyy)

163 NBCNews
A 28-year-old man has died after being hit by a tractor-trailer while fleeing “an encounter” with ICE agents in Florida, officials say.

--

He was crossing State Road 16
Is that a highway?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 07:10 PM (J5RCE)

164 Look at recycling. It's the closest thing America has to a national religion. Just about every adult in the country practices it.
And it's feelings based.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 07:10 PM (2Ez/1)

165 Somebody nailed it the other day. They emasculated everything, chickified everything.

AND

Imported third world misogynists and moslems, among others, by the millions. They are practically incorrigible.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 07:10 PM (kHRz0)

166 Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Posted by: banana Dream

Oh, so it's THAT kind of party!

(A classic line from a M&M’s commercial btw.)

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 07:10 PM (VmkSV)

167 "A 28-year-old man has died after being hit by a tractor-trailer while fleeing “an encounter” with ICE agents in Florida, officials say."

Stop, look, & listen. It can save your life, people.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:11 PM (MWfyi)

168 I met my wife at work. We’ve been married 24 years. We work together now. Maybe we’re weird.

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 15, 2026 07:11 PM (gN+5I)

169 The Atlantic: Democrats became great by fighting the Left. In the DSA era, liberals need to remember their history and fight for their values. By David Brooks.

What's up with The Atlantic? Has anybody noticed the aggressive PR war the magazine has launched againt the DSA in the last month? - specifically after the recent DSA wins?

I’ve been convinced The Atlantic has consistently been on the conservative end of the Democratic Party. The New York Times isn’t much better.

David Brooks? The David Brooks who once described himself as a "recovering conservative?" Who laundered the Iraq War and defended torture.

David Brooks is truly a professional wrongman. It's remarkable that, for every claim he makes, the opposite is true. That's honestly impressive to be for 0-2854 on takes.

The Atlantic is controlled opposition. They have always been a shit rag.

People want the DSA. Get with it or get out of the way.

They wrote so many hit pieces on Graham Platner. Like one every other day. It seemed excessive at the time. So I guess now they’re taking a victory lap?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 07:11 PM (HOltd)

170 Oh, so it's THAT kind of party!
(A classic line from a M&M’s commercial btw.)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 07:10 PM (VmkSV)


Wasn't that also from Bachelor Party? Maybe Sponge can enlighten us

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 07:12 PM (gKWVE)

171 Hit while fleeing. I love a happy ending.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 07:12 PM (afJtY)

172 I've been narrating this crap for a year. It's more than transparent and they will use any and every trick in the book to "win" and subsequently destroy masculinity.

Weird how the shit I always talk about that I'm certain sounds insane, ends up just being the world we live in 6, 12 and 18 months later.

Yes - one can argue that everyone saw this coming and that Democrats will spin any story and eventually stumble on one you thought they might do - but I have literally explained what they are doing each week here as it has happened. The "toxic" men are absolutely part of the push.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

----------------

I wonder if they'll ever similarly start pretending that they're no longer advocating for Genociding Jews and Killing Whitey In General?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 15, 2026 07:12 PM (59/4m)

173 153 To all the guys that cone to the TXMOME, you are the epitome of the word , man.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 07:06 PM (afJtY)

I didn't marry DH because he was in touch with his feelings.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 07:12 PM (bl07w)

174 >>>wolfing down a Reuben

>Sounds like a good way to keep from getting the explosive diarrhea making its way across the country.

That green leafy stuff can hit you like a drunk illegal alien in a SUV at the food court.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 07:13 PM (sYM3s)

175 I hear Poindexter, I think Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Word
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 15, 2026 07:02 PM (DZ9Lv)

Turns out Timothy Busfield is an icky weirdo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 15, 2026 07:13 PM (0aYVJ)

176 Look at recycling. It's the closest thing America has to a national religion. Just about every adult in the country practices it.
And it's feelings based.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 07:10 PM (2Ez/1)

I'm not outwardly proud of it but I have a recycle trashcan that is still brand new and never has been put out for pickup for the year and a half I've had it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:13 PM (/WQyy)

177 "I didn't marry DH because he was in touch with his feelings.
Posted by: tcn in AK"

Hmm. What was he in touch with?

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:13 PM (MWfyi)

178 tcn, you are as refreshing as a drink of water in the desert.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 07:14 PM (afJtY)

179 Democrats just talk about appealing to men. They'll say anything to get votes, they won't change their policies once they're in office.

Democrats' only appearance in public is made entirely of talk.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2026 07:15 PM (CHHv1)

180 Remember, there's no harm in seeing if a woman in your office is interested.

Sexual harassment is strongly encouraged in our workplace

Posted by: Work From Home at July 15, 2026 07:15 PM (a3CJ+)

181 168 I met my wife at work. We’ve been married 24 years. We work together now. Maybe we’re weird.
Posted by: Billythesquid at July 15, 2026 07:11 PM (gN+5I)

I met DH when I was his boss. I was an architect, he was a draftsman. I fixed him up with my upstairs neighbor. After they went on a date, she asked me why we two were not together. I said don't shit where you eat.

A month later I took a different job. A year later we were married.

I still think office romance is a bad idea, mostly for the woman, who will forever be known as the whore. But it may be worth changing jobs for. We've only been married 28 years so far.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 07:15 PM (bl07w)

182 To all the guys that cone to the TXMOME, you are the epitome of the word , man.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 07:06 PM (afJtY)

This is why it's good I don't go. I dont want to bring too much sparkle.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H)

183 The thing about gay rockers, Elton, Freddy, etc... their songs aren't gay at all. Not overtly. Just rockin

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 07:15 PM (3uBP9)

184 Hmm. What was he in touch with?
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:13 PM (MWfyi)

ME.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 07:16 PM (bl07w)

185 183 The thing about gay rockers, Elton, Freddy, etc... their songs aren't gay at all. Not overtly. Just rockin
Posted by: banana Dream

Totally!

Posted by: The Village People at July 15, 2026 07:16 PM (HOltd)

186 The Tom Brady sexual harassment skit on SNL is possibly the funniest skit they ever did. Mainly because it is so true.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:17 PM (/WQyy)

187 These coordinated media/politics "frames" and "narratives" are so transparent now that literally no one is foled, and no one cares.

For decades the Let had great success with coordinated messaging, especially pre-Internet when it was harder to get alternative info. Teh arrival ofn theinternet broke their "narrative monopolky," but also provioded them with many more tools to brainwadha nd trick the public.

The left has by niowngotten tos used to being able toncome out with some "frame" or "talking" point" that suddenly apears "everywhere" simultaneously that they just assume it will work.

But they overdid it so many times, and proposed such insulting and patently false narratves with ever i creasing fequency that they burned through any credibility they might have had with the piublic.

Now, the avergae person sees these kind of gimmicks, and rolls their eues and says, "Democrats are masculine?Don't make me laugh." And clicks onto the next topic.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 07:17 PM (Av6i5)

188 >>> Totally!
Posted by: The Village People at July 15, 2026 07:16 PM (HOltd)


disco

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

189 fd, perfectly delivered straight line for tcn to knock it out of the park. Well done.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 07:19 PM (afJtY)

190 183 The thing about gay rockers, Elton, Freddy, etc... their songs aren't gay at all. Not overtly. Just rockin
Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 07:15 PM (3uBP9)

Brian May wrote a lot of Freddy's lyrics.

Posted by: done made a big man of gKWVE at July 15, 2026 07:19 PM (gKWVE)

191
Old DNC Masculinity: Tim Walz

New DNC Masculinity: James Talarico

I think there has been a drop in Testosterone from Walz to Talarico if that is even possible.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 15, 2026 07:19 PM (OkYzo)

192 You ok, zombie? That post you just made has a lot of decent points, but I haven't had that many typos in my writing since I gave up drinking years ago.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 15, 2026 07:19 PM (Yh7zv)

193 164 Look at recycling. It's the closest thing America has to a national religion. Just about every adult in the country practices it.
And it's feelings based.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 07:10 PM (2Ez/1)
I do not. Unless it's brass items.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 07:19 PM (LHPAg)

194 "Democrats are masculine?Don't make me laugh." And clicks onto the next topic.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 07:17 PM


We ARE masculine, d*mn it!

* stomps foot *

Posted by: Scott Weiner (D-CA) at July 15, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

195 Democrats spend their entire lives screaming "IT'S NOT FAIR," to anyone and everyone, like a 12 year old girl on the rag. NOW they want to be masculine?

Please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 07:20 PM (bl07w)

196 Why is The Atlantic's version of masculinity identical to "being a bitter old queen"?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 07:22 PM (rbvCR)

197 This skepticism over Democrats and supposed masculinity is EXACTLY why they have used the "toxic masculine" imagery with the scumbag fools they were getting rid of. The association goes under the radar but is way more "sticky".

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 07:22 PM (vE0+H)

198 If you want to help American workers, the first thing you should do is to pressure China to make their current float freely.

Its undervalued quite a bit...

(although they are also communist, so everyone wants to get their money out)

We should have a flat 35% tarriff on EVERYTHING made in China.

but its probably too late for that.

Posted by: Harun at July 15, 2026 07:23 PM (IuIym)

199 >>>You ok, zombie? That post you just made has a lot of decent points, but I haven't had that many typos in my writing since I gave up drinking years ago.

Posted by: the lower depths

>This is the quality and state of AI. Typos, omissions, you name it. My keyboard is haywire.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 07:23 PM (sYM3s)

200 When you've lost CBS ...

>>@JenniferJJacobs

>>BREAKING via @CBSNews
: Part of Trump's speech Thursday night will touch on previously unreported Chinese meddling in U.S. elections, sources told me. Some evidence shows Beijing compromised U.S. voter data -- and evidence the CIA knew about the action and didn't share that information with Trump during his first term, per sources.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)

201 You mean they don't think other people have too much money and try to take it from them? And resent some guy who was born with more money?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (mmrXZ)

duh!

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:25 PM (/+uur)

202 You just know Poindexter is Platner adjacent.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at July 15, 2026 07:25 PM (UJMvS)

203 I don't think real men spend a lot of time thinking about manly men, unless maybe we are thinking about the Romans and gladiators, but otherwise there is not enough time in between thinking about other important things, like guns, and boobs.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

204 Long, but ...

The male mind cannot comprehend the allure of Tony Soprano
What Tony gets right even though he's so wrong
Catherine Shannon
Oct 16, 2024

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

205 >>196 Why is The Atlantic's version of masculinity identical to "being a bitter old queen"?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 07:22 PM (rbvCR)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 07:26 PM (nDXEV)

206 191
Old DNC Masculinity: Tim Walz

New DNC Masculinity: James Talarico

I think there has been a drop in Testosterone from Walz to Talarico if that is even possible.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 15, 2026 07:19 PM (OkYzo)

I have seen Elton John in concert 3 times.
He is less ghey

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:27 PM (/+uur)

207 Poindexter's own manliness credentials are fully in order

Sounds like the same BS grift they were trying to sell with Platner.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 15, 2026 07:29 PM (Jax6D)

208 206 191
Old DNC Masculinity: Tim Walz

New DNC Masculinity: James Talarico

I think there has been a drop in Testosterone from Walz to Talarico if that is even possible.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 15, 2026 07:19 PM (OkYzo)

I have seen Elton John in concert 3 times.
He is less ghey
Posted by: r hennigantx

I saw an episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse, and it was less gay.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 15, 2026 07:29 PM (HOltd)

209 Sounds like the same BS grift they were trying to sell with Platner.
Posted by: Halfhand at July 15, 2026 07:29 PM (Jax6D)

Im on a baot mutha fucker

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)

210 Elton John told the retards to fuck off when they demanded he cancel his Israel tour. I give him respect for that.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:30 PM (/WQyy)

211 Vibes' seems to be the new buzzword. I have seen it in a few places- not just politics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

I wish Google Maps wouldn't take up a good chunk of my screen with their "Local vibes" section.

Posted by: pookysgirl just wants to look at a map at July 15, 2026 07:30 PM (IpEsz)

212 Speaking as a former welder, yeah, no, that's not how one stick welds. And, obviously, whoever set up the cutting torch didn't show Poindexter how to properly set the flame, else they'd have shown it.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at July 15, 2026 07:30 PM (UJMvS)

213 I saw an episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse, and it was less gay.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 15, 2026 07:29 PM (HOltd)

See 55

Rule 2
Democrats know about as masculinity as Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:31 PM (/+uur)

214 Café Olé! A Shot in the Dark ref. Snrk.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 15, 2026 07:31 PM (NcvvS)

215 Neither have any element of masculinity.

Have a feeling they're playing the average (norm) White guys for a fools. Their turn again. Average Black guys took the hit during the presidential election cycle.7

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 07:33 PM (NFX2v)

216 The 'masculine' democrats are usually rapists or sexual assault perps.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:33 PM (/WQyy)

217 "just finished wolfing down a Reuben sandwich"

He wolfed down the sandwich? I do that too, 'cuz I'm a man. Did he finish by belching and wiping his mouth on his sleeve?

They wrote the same type of articles when Pete Buttigieg grew a beard.

Posted by: Randomizer at July 15, 2026 07:33 PM (fjkOR)

218 "I want men in my workplace to start hitting on me."
"No, not that one."
"No, not that one."
"No, not that one."
"No, not that one."
"I'm calling HR on that one."
"I'm calling my lawyer on that one."
"That one's technically above me in the company hierarchy. I'm calling my lawyer if he even looks at me funny."
"Okay, maybe that one. Oh, he's hitting on the 25-year-olds? Predator! I'm calling HR on him too."
"I don't get it, what ever happened to dating in the workplace?"

Posted by: TR at July 15, 2026 07:34 PM (hazdd)

219 "No, senator," Blanche responded.

Whore house Hirono went on 9 minute rant to Blanche.
SHe ended with a closed ended question.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

220 Hint: If you have inform your audience that someone should be perceived as "manly," then that person most definitely isn't manly.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 07:37 PM (Av6i5)

221 Jim McGreevey was a masculine Democrat. I'm sorry I misheard.

He was an ass liking Democrat.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 07:37 PM (/WQyy)

222 “There are some people within their system, we know beyond a shadow of a doubt, who are manipulating and trying to change American public opinion to keep the war going on indefinitely,” the vice president later added. “Again, not towards any objective, but just indefinitely.”

Vance did not blame Israel.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:39 PM (/+uur)

223 192 You ok, zombie? That post you just made has a lot of decent points, but I haven't had that many typos in my writing since I gave up drinking years ago.
Posted by: the lower depths


"Everclear' is a brand of mineral water, right? Gotta keep hydrated.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 07:39 PM (Av6i5)

224 I imagine that cat still had claws and that ravin now has 4 scraches across its head

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

225 If you are ever at a bar talking about a manly man.
Then it is a gehy bar.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:40 PM (/+uur)

226 220 Hint: If you have inform your audience that someone should be perceived as "manly," then that person most definitely isn't manly.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 07:37 PM (Av6i5)

Stop with your plain-speaking there! Their itty-bitty hive minds can't handle it!

Posted by: moki at July 15, 2026 07:40 PM (wLjpr)

227 They wrote the same type of articles when Pete Buttigieg grew a beard.
Posted by: Randomizer at July 15, 2026 07:33 PM (fjkOR)

That was so fucking manly I got a set of man nursing tits and go to the NICU on Tuesdays.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur)

228
You ok, zombie? That post you just made has a lot of decent points, but I haven't had that many typos in my writing since I gave up drinking years ago.
Posted by: the lower depths
-----
"Everclear' is a brand of mineral water, right? Gotta keep hydrated.
Posted by: zombie

A most zombie response. Good to see you again.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 15, 2026 07:45 PM (QVmho)

229 Nood. The Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

230 I would not be so sure to dismiss this. He wins the 45% reflexive Dem voters. Only need to fool 6% of the electorate to win. Most people are not smart enough or too busy to care and are swayed by a slick enough ad.

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 15, 2026 07:49 PM (D+cp8)

231 Voyager 1 Has Traveled Through Space at 38,000 Mph Since 1977 And Still Hasn’t Reached 1 Light-Day.

I hate astrology

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:09 PM (/+uur)

232 I'm a union ironworker, and I'm running for Congress because working people's lives keep getting harder and harder while billionaires keep getting richer and richer.

The wealth of billionaires ain't why your life keeps getting harder and harder.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (ExV1e)

It isn't poor people who put up the tall buildings you work on you idiot, it is billionaires.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 08:19 PM (uhVAy)

233 Voyager 1 Has Traveled Through Space at 38,000 Mph Since 1977 And Still Hasn’t Reached 1 Light-Day.

I hate astrology
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:09 PM (/+uur)

Units should be in elephants or something to be convincing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 08:19 PM (uhVAy)

234 This is all bullshit on the heels of the New York Times article with the new playbook to gaslight people into believing their lies (which is every fucking thing that comes out of their mouths)

Best part, they have to placate mental white liberal lunatics by conjuring up a “male” facade that is nothing more than a manufactured low testosterone moron wearing clothes picked out of the mens section of a jc penney catalog and eating meat items that they picked up by walking through the jerky section at Bucees.

Posted by: Trip at July 15, 2026 08:20 PM (oorbi)

235 I would not be so sure to dismiss this. He wins the 45% reflexive Dem voters. Only need to fool 6% of the electorate to win. Most people are not smart enough or too busy to care and are swayed by a slick enough ad.
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 15, 2026 07:49 PM (D+cp

Sure don't see need to work hard on voter fraud if that is true.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 08:20 PM (uhVAy)

236 Vibes' seems to be the new buzzword. I have seen it in a few places- not just politics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

Hardly new - vibes goes back to the 60s

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 08:23 PM (uhVAy)

237 Don't bother, they're bad at sex.

I'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: Most men at July 15, 2026 08:33 PM (QaH55)

238 A wise man once said “Authenticity is the currency of the future.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:34 PM (4g5V+)

239 98 If you want to help American workers, the first thing you should do is to pressure China to make their current float freely.

Its undervalued quite a bit...(One, res tantum valet quantum vendi potest. Also, name a country - just one - that does NOT manipulate its currency.)

(although they are also communist, so everyone wants to get their money out)

We should have a flat 35% tarriff on EVERYTHING made in China.

but its probably too late for that. (I’m with Denali - free trade with all except the PRC as it is the enemy.)
Posted by: Harun at July 15, 2026 07:23 PM (IuIym)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:39 PM (4g5V+)

240 Anybody else hearing C&C Music Factory in that Poindexter video?

Posted by: SDM at July 15, 2026 08:46 PM (CC8GO)

241 "They just need to "message" to men better."
You misspelled "massage".

Posted by: UncleJefe at July 15, 2026 09:05 PM (DzC+b)

242 These "masculine" dems best be careful getting all manly and shit...
They'll scare the betas away.

Posted by: UncleJefe at July 15, 2026 09:06 PM (DzC+b)

243 It’s all so genuine and organically manly that I just can’t stand it! Thank goodness they’ve got this authentically real testosterone-soaked messaging so dialed in. Now go do a makeover of that Talarico weirdo and make him authentically tough and masculine next.

Posted by: Sluf at July 15, 2026 10:04 PM (CEd8j)

244 Poindexter?

The jokes are already written.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 15, 2026 11:56 PM (TezPK)

Quick Hits

Mallory's all grown up now. She turned into Alex.


Justine Bateman
@JustineBateman


- First comedy and satire was targeted. The elements that keep a society largely in check.

- Next was masculinity. Men were shamed as "toxic" for being manly.

- Then it was women who complain, and they were labeled "Karens."

So if appropriate mockery is out, the most ridiculous concepts actually see the light of day.

If men aren't permitted to defend what they know they should, the most harmful and dangerous concepts see the light of day.

And when older women are shamed for speak against what they see as wrong, the most outrageous behavior sees the light of day.

Comedy, satire, mockery, masculinity, and female wisdom.

Restore it all now.

Via Instapundit, Kurt Schlichter calls a spade a spade.

I don't know what that blasphemous little imp's secret is, but he's got one. Don't be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face; there's something wrong with James Talarico. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't ever want to see his browser history, and I'd sooner have somebody from The Lincoln Project babysit my kid. It's just a vibe, but there are rumors out there, and unfortunately, no one has shared the specifics with me. I don't know exactly what they are, but we have no moral obligation to default to a presumption of normality regarding Democrat Senate candidates this cycle. After all, we just lived through Der Platnerdämmerung.

Is it related to his gender ambiguity? He's already famous for apologizing for his white male identity. Well, let's just say we can be pretty confident that Talarico has never beaten up or assaulted one of the many ex-girlfriends he's tried to convince us were his girlfriends. This is because, to the extent they actually ever were his girlfriends, they all look like they can kick his butt. And he looks like he might dig that.

Let's call out the pink donkey in the room. There's widespread speculation that the guy is in the closet, and anybody who's lived a few years has known guys in the closet, and well, this dude gives off vibes like he's in the closet. I don't know if he's in the closet. I do know that if he is in the closet, he should have come out and been honest about who he was. If he's lying about that, what else is he lying about?

All of my concerns about mentally-ill men obsessed with possessing women's bodies hanging out in women's rooms are instantly dispelled!

allofmyconcerns.png

Jihadist communist AG of Michigan Keith Ellison: Everyone needs "gender affirming care," especially straight "cis" people.

Keith Ellison claims straight people use 'gender-affirming care,' calls tax-funded police 'socialism'

"Cisgender heterosexual people like myself use gender-affirming care every day and all the time," Ellison said.

You can tell he doesn't mean it because Islamist clerics haven't issued a fatwa against him.


Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison has come under a flurry of criticism in recent days after a pair of comments about socialism and so-called "gender-affirming care." In both cases, Ellison was attempting to stretch the meaning of both words.

During a June 29 appearance on an LGBT talk show, Ellison discussed "gender-affirming care" and claimed that it is not exclusive to transgender people, saying that "cisgender heterosexual people like myself use gender-affirming care every day and all the time."

Ellison explained that he believes a man using erectile dysfunction medication, a woman receiving reconstructive surgery after a double mastectomy, or a woman with hair loss wearing a wig are all practicing "gender-affirming care."

...

Speaking to the talk show hosts, the attorney general argued that a double standard exists which penalizes transgender people for seeking out methods to change their appearance. Ellison said he believes this double standard is "bigotry."

...

"You call the cops, guess who pays them? Your tax dollars," Ellison said. "Guess what that is? That's socialism, pal! Sorry. You don't contract for your own private police department or fire department or water inspection or public works."


Joy Reid is a nasty racist clownwhore.

Alex Christy
@alexchristy17

Former MSNBC crazy person Joy Reid is now a podcasting crazy person, "I hope you guys had a fabulous weekend where you definitely had a better week then the Republican Caucus in the United States Senate because hell opened its doors for at least one more... there is a thing that happens when people die who are not good people and who've done a lot of bad, but the media reacts to them in a very specific sort of fuck-up-ish kind of way, particularly when they're conservatives."


Candace Owens has a new theory, and I'm not joking: She wonders if Bibi Netanyahu ordered Charlie Kirk to kill her, and when he refused, Netanyahu then put out the contract on Charlie Kirk.

Ben Shapiro is skeptical. He thinks the toxic Cluster-B attention whore might just be itchy for attention.

Brad Polumbo
@brad_polumbo

Ah, yes, because if Israel wanted to kill Candace Owens, they would definitely call Charlie Kirk on the phone and ask him for permission.

Then, once he says no, and they're, of course, bound by that edict, they would stage an elaborate fake assassination of HIM.

That's definitely how secret government assassinations work.

This level of narcissism and delusion is not even funny anymore.

Notice that Candace Owens, just like a psychopathic stalker, cannot stop attempting to associate herself with the object of her obsession, Charlie Kirk. She wants the names "Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk" indelibly linked forever, as if they were married.

Psychopaths often do this. Ask John Lennon's assassin about his belief that Lennon had stolen his identity and taken his place.

Ben Shapiro has done some of his own mommysleuthing, and has a new theory: Did Candace Owens murdered the man she felt spurned by and was obsessed with, Charlie Kirk?

Hey he's just asking questions.

Cinema Shogun
@CinemaShogun


OMG 😂

Ben Shapiro mimics Candace Owens "investigation" style‼️

He's better at this than she is and unlike her he actually brought receipts.

Candace has admitted that she sometimes blacks out for days on end.

Goes on entire "vacations" that she doesn't even remember.

Could it be possible that Candace "blacked out" for a few days while helping Tyler Robinson plan Charlie Kirk's assassination?

She's never once offered to provide the metadata to prove where she was that day.

And oddly enough the FBI never even tried to interview Candace so they could get her alibi.

It feels like Ben Shapiro is the only one truly investigating this.


And what's up with her gay beard "husband," anyway? Just asking questions.

Nick Matau
@nick_matau

Jul 10

🚨 Ben Shapiro just tore into Candace Owens over one of the strangest stories about her!

She barely knew her husband.
Never went on a date.
Never talked about the future.
Got engaged 18 days later.

Ben: "We're not stupid."

We don't know-know but we know.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:22 PM




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1 w4vtg4vg4

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

2
Honestly, I'm not trying to do this. It just keeps happening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

3 Ha! Good for you. I read content.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:23 PM (Dd38x)

4 Talarico gives off it puts the lotion on its skin vibes more so than gay vibes to me although he is probably a friend of Dorothy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 05:24 PM (q2usZ)

5 The problem with "female wisdom" online is that too much of it was coming from bitter 50 year olds who failed to catch Chad, and from lesbians. These women never had a stake in the next generation.
Actual female wisdom was related in families, which the Karens didn't form.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE)

6 oh, I know that we know know!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)

7 Justine Bateman is a gem!

She’s got it exactly right.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:26 PM (9SFUq)

8 I will have to disagree a bit with Mallory.

The Karen trope is not about the role of elder women to instruct and police younger women to teach them propriety. It is much younger, and the role of older family members and mentors in women's life was intentionally eroded by feminism in the 70s or earlier.

The modern Karen is about pseudo moral officiousness of the leftist women let loose in society.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

9 I wonder just how long the next civil war will last; hours, days, or weeks.

These people are insane. And we're letting them roam free.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 05:26 PM (jehhT)

10 Sorry Justine but "Karens" is not about women making legitimate complaints.

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 05:27 PM (YwEeS)

11 Comedy, satire, mockery, masculinity, and female wisdom.

One of these things is not like the others? Can you guess?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:27 PM (wVcYX)

12 And it's going to get worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:27 PM (wOO3z)

13 "I can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't ever want to see his browser history, and I'd sooner have somebody from The Lincoln Project babysit my kid."

That there is some next-level cruelty.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at July 15, 2026 05:28 PM (cSmE1)

14
When everyone is getting gender-affirming care, no one is getting gender-affirming care.

Which is to say, when any woman is putting on lipstick or any man is swallowing a Viagra, no illegal alien in prison for murder is getting free breast implants and hormones so he can get transferred to the women's prison.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (mmrXZ)

15 >>>And when older women are shamed for speak against what they see as wrong, the most outrageous behavior sees the light of day.

Calm down, Karen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (TG0A4)

16 Lots blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (nDXEV)

17 Wow, Joy Reid really is a nasty subhuman piece of crap.

It's so hot here in my part of Ontario yet I haven't seen one woman take off her top and bra and go topless to beat the heat.

What the hell did those feminists fight and die for decades ago?

Well, sue, whine and bitch...?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (Sco7b)

18 Battle lines are being drawn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (wOO3z)

19 So this particular synopsis writer for Netflix is a black woman, I see.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

20 MAGA Melei defeats Starmer the Terror in the World Cup ... 2-1 on late goals by Argentina.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2026 05:30 PM (vbXSk)

21 Jihadist communist AG of Michigan Keith Ellison: Everyone needs "gender affirming care," especially straight "cis" people.
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He's not one of the Three Witches of Michigan, Ace.

Dana Nessel is our AG.

Check your content.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (HcfrK)

22 I don't know nuthin about streaming no services.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (nDXEV)

23 "Platnerdämmerung" is a good one.
I actually think Talarico is straight although he might have sipped on the beefstick once in college. Plenty of soyboys in his agegroup and social-circle.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (gKWVE)

24 >>>And when older women are shamed for speak against what they see as wrong, the most outrageous behavior sees the light of day.

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (wVcYX)

25
It's possible that Justine was called a Karen for trying to dispense some common sense. Or for giving some idiot a well-deserved hectoring.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (mmrXZ)

26 The problem with "female wisdom" online is that too much of it was coming from bitter 50 year olds who failed to catch Chad, and from lesbians. These women never had a stake in the next generation.
Actual female wisdom was related in families, which the Karens didn't form.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE)

That's why feminism's early goals, even before man hating was to get young women away from the home into work in the cities and away from family influence.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (uhVAy)

27
It profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world ... but for w4vtg4vg4?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (pSoGj)

28 19 So this particular synopsis writer for Netflix is a black woman, I see.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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A historically ignorant one--Hattie won an academy award for her performance in it.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv)

29 For more about black lives search black lives matter ? Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (FtULh)

30 If you've ever had a "conversation" with a schizophrenic or dementia patient, you know what listening to Candace Owens is like.

/wears maroon shirt

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (RIvkX)

31
Was Charlie Kirk the Tel Aviv Candidate?

Just asking questions.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (HcfrK)

32 Yes, “female wisdom” and “masculinity “ have been corrupted as concepts for years.

The kind of female wisdom she may be referring to is the kind that tells kids/teens to knock it off or don’t be foolish. Something like, say, some smarts kids at the park harassing wildlife or teen girls who think it’s cool to get blackout drunk with strangers. The “are you crazy? Just stop!” kind of quick reality-check type of comment, not the now common shrill, lefty woman who wants to lecture you.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (9SFUq)

33 Don't be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face; there's something wrong with James Talarico.


I am so tired of seeing his lame a$$ fake commercial on the TV. It shows him shopping in a fake supermarket, carrying a fake shopping bag with no people around and no cars parked in front. He goes on and on about how he single-handedly took on big pharma or something when he was in the Texas house. It is so fake it is sickening.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (0N4FZ)

34 The "trad wife" trend infuriates the feminazis.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (OsdBI)

35 Jihadist communist AG of Michigan Keith Ellison: Everyone needs "gender affirming care," especially straight "cis" people.
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He's not one of the Three Witches of Michigan, Ace.

Dana Nessel is our AG.

Check your content.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (HcfrK)

Getting medical care for men, or women is not "Gender affirming" Ellison you dope. A broken arm is not gender affirming when it is fixed on a man or woman.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)

36 Oh note --

I saw a pro socialism quote from ... John Cleese last night.

Very annoying. Something about the happiest countries in the world being Scandawgiafagia, and how they are "socialist" and Ameridumbs are stupid for equating it with communism.

This seems to be the Lefts current line of attack.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:34 PM (pj2XO)

37 So 'fiercely hetero' then, just like Spartacus,

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 05:34 PM (2YbhL)

38 25
It's possible that Justine was called a Karen for trying to dispense some common sense. Or for giving some idiot a well-deserved hectoring.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (mmrXZ)

Yeah, it seems like she was taking that personally.

But, for me, since COVID, Karen = AWFL.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (6ydKt)

39 Half the feminists offered to suck off Clinton because abortion.

Just one example of many. They're fucking pigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (wOO3z)

40 The "trad wife" trend infuriates the feminazis.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (OsdBI)

I was pretty young when I first saw feminists on morning TV shows. I hated them for running down my mother for taking care of us kids instead of doing "real work"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

41 "taking our clothes off in public when we don't get our own way is totally something we women do"

Gentlemen, we've been doing it wrong all these years. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

43 >>>10 Sorry Justine but "Karens" is not about women making legitimate complaints.

well she is right about the original sense of "Karen," which was largely a black thing to make fun of white women who were complaining about the sullen service they were providing.

It was co-opted to mean uptight domineering woke white woman by *the right,* but I don't know if that is anything like the meaning accepted by the majority.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)

44
Talarico: the twink Elmer Gantry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (pSoGj)

45 A Muslim pushing Trannies? too funny

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

46 Half the feminists offered to suck off Clinton because abortion.

Just one example of many. They're fucking pigs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (wOO3z)

Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)

47 look don't attack My Girl like that

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (1wjle)

48 In happier news, the Vice President Elect of Colombia, Jose Manuel Restrepo met today in Washington DC, and pledged greater cooperation in regional security and economic ties.

Most of the information I have found is in Spanish so I won't link it here.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)

49 "Cisgender heterosexual people like myself use gender-affirming care every day and all the time," Ellison said.

Cisgender heterosexual gender affirming care?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (hDe5k)

50 How does one stretch the meaning of the meaningless phrase "gender affirming care" ?

It was an invented trigger word "affirming" and "care" — pretty clear why they hijacked those words. And "gender" can mean anything in today's Heinz 57 sexual orientation playbook.

Its also total nonsense because they keep telling us that "sex" and "gender" are two different things.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (PVBkQ)

51 I went to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, FL for some gender-affirming care back in Feb 2019 and got arrested for my efforts.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (wVcYX)

52 46 Half the feminists offered to suck off Clinton because abortion.

Just one example of many. They're fucking pigs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (wOO3z)

Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)

How do we know this?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (nDXEV)

53 A historically ignorant one--Hattie won an academy award for her performance in it.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv)

True.

Other than slavery perhaps, I can't recall any direct racism in the film, maybe the use of the word "Negro" if that even counts.

The O'Hara slaves were treated like family in the film.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

54 I meant to write "of note."

O well.

Good morning american morons.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (pj2XO)

55 Talcum Powder owns a house made of closets.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)

56 Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)
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That we know of.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (HcfrK)

57 Oh note --

I saw a pro socialism quote from ... John Cleese last night.

Very annoying. Something about the happiest countries in the world being Scandawgiafagia, and how they are "socialist" and Ameridumbs are stupid for equating it with communism.

This seems to be the Lefts current line of attack.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:34 PM (pj2XO)

They tried that in Trump's first term and the Nordics explicitly denied that they were socialist at all. And now that some of them have let in some bonus 'social' immigrants they aren't the happiest or best either.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

58 That wanker Messi beat us in the last minutes of play.

Stiff upper lip and all that

Right-o

Posted by: England at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (TSBN+)

59 If you've ever had a "conversation" with a schizophrenic or dementia patient, you know what listening to Candace Owens is like.

/wears maroon shirt

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (RIvkX)

I'm a bit of an expert on this, and Candace comes off more manipulative than crazy.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't want this expertise but has it anyway at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (IySgf)

60 "Karen," which was largely a black thing to make fun of white women

I thought that blacks used the name "Becky" to make fun of white women.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (PVBkQ)

61 Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)
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That we know of.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (HcfrK)

I'll trust his demonstrated taste aside from Hillary.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)

62 Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM


That we know of.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (0sNs1)

63 Candace and Tucker and all the other loony tunes should just get together and form a podcasting network. They could call it "The Crazy Place Network". That way, people would know where to go to find out the latest crazy retarded stories and rumors. It would be a convenient one-stop shop. And, apparently, lots of people like the crazy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (9Gn9A)

64 Bateman doesn’t mention it, but the culture has moved away from using a little shame to keep people in line. Nothing huge or heavy-handed, but something like give the stink-eye to the person yelling on their phone in public. People have no shame with small social transgressions, and get angry at anyone who tries to cue them that they are acting inappropriately.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (9SFUq)

65 w4vtg4vg4
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
......

We four vegetables for vegans quadrupled
By gum, I think I've cracked the code!

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (UjdFS)

66 The O'Hara slaves were treated like family in the film.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

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And that's the problem.
The Left line is that slaves were picking cotton 16 hours a day, 365 days a year, and they spent their off time trying to find food and shelter and being whipped and raped.

Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (pj2XO)

67 Vance on Rogan. Maybe they'll talk about UFOs.

Posted by: nckate at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (enNUy)

68 I think Mallory is wrong about Karens, but otherwise I agree with her. I don’t think she knows that word means.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (FyPhv)

69 Vance on Rogan. Maybe they'll talk about UFOs.
Posted by: nckate
......

and burn a fatty.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (UjdFS)

70 "She wants the names "Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk" indelibly linked forever, as if they were married."

Brought to you by Wikipedia.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (w6EFb)

71 Karen = bossy older white woman
Becky = younger white woman, and annoying in a dumb sorority girl kind of way

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (9SFUq)

72 In happier news, the Vice President Elect of Colombia, Jose Manuel Restrepo met today in Washington DC, and pledged greater cooperation in regional security and economic ties.

Most of the information I have found is in Spanish so I won't link it here.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)

Another totally random win by a right wing (ish) political in South and Central America once our foreign aid money was stopped from going to NGOs.

Coincidence I'm sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

73
I'm a straight male. I don't use any "gender affirming care" unless that's what you stupidly call a razor.

I have facial hair because I'm a male, I don't affirm my "gender" by trimming it.

Can we please turn off the Stupid?!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (HcfrK)

74 And yet with all that crazy, Candy is pregnant with baby number 5.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (Dd38x)

75 Maybe it was aliens who killed Charlie? Jewish aliens obviously. They not only run earth but the universe.

Posted by: Candace at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (TSBN+)

76 As a cisgender heterosexual male, getting daily beejers from Victoria's Secret angels would give me all manners of gender and sexuality affirmation. I hereby demand my taxpayer funded beejers from super hot female lingerie models.

Posted by: I mean, why not? at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (TbWk/)

77 62 Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM

That we know of.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

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are you kidding? I bet he got so many beej's his poor pecker was worn to a point. Wasn't there an incident at an airport once? maybe lax.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (pj2XO)

78 Mentioned on the last thread that Vance accused Israel of sabotaging the US/Iran negotiations on the Rogan show.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (afJtY)

79 People have no shame with small social transgressions, and get angry at anyone who tries to cue them that they are acting inappropriately.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (9SFUq)
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My daughter has a two year old with that same attitude.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:43 PM (9Gn9A)

80 Can we please turn off the Stupid?!
Posted by: Axeman
......

*click click click click*
Hmmm. The switch must be broken.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:43 PM (UjdFS)

81
Flat-earth curious, and space is fake and gay proclaimer Candace makes Nancy Mace look like a paragon of sanity and stability, like a female Vulcan by comparison.

I wonder if Tucker will go down that flat earth road.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 05:43 PM (w6EFb)

82 Karen = bossy older white woman
Becky = younger white woman, and annoying in a dumb sorority girl kind of way


Thank you. I'll update my Style dictionary on the proper application of Slurs.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:43 PM (U4c/V)

83 Mentioned on the last thread that Vance accused Israel of sabotaging the US/Iran negotiations on the Rogan show.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (afJtY)

That’s why my boy works for him.

Posted by: Tucker at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (TSBN+)

84 I don't need a doctor to help me with gender affirming care.. I just have to look down...Yup... I'm female

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (FtULh)

85 53 A historically ignorant one--Hattie won an academy award for her performance in it.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv)

True.

Other than slavery perhaps, I can't recall any direct racism in the film, maybe the use of the word "Negro" if that even counts.

The O'Hara slaves were treated like family in the film.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)
——

True, but that’s a main screech from these race pimps about the movie: that it sanitizes slavery and doesn’t take whites to the whipping post for it.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (FyPhv)

86 You know, when you think about it, clownwhores might actually be pretty delightful. Joy Reid certainly doesn't merit such a great title.

D&D 5e - multiclass - clownwhore:
primary class - clown
secondary class - whore

minimum prerequisite for clown to become a clownwhore is a DEX 13 and CHR 13

Proficiencies gained:
whoring - (like duh), marital weapons - (yeah you read that right), simple oils, light armor, one negligee of your choice, thief tools

You can cast whore spells of the equivalent 2/3 rounded up your combined clownwhore level. However you only have "spell slots" equivalent to your whore level.

Posted by: banana Dream - "spell slots" at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (3uBP9)

87 Did Madonna ever settle up on her public offer of sexual favors in exchange for Hillary votes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)

88 And yet with all that crazy, Candy is pregnant with baby number 5.
Posted by: Piper
......

Good grief. How many nipples does she have?

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (UjdFS)

89 I thought Becky just means hot young woman. The female version of Chad.

Posted by: Tucker at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (TSBN+)

90 The Karen thing is two separate things right now:

Normies and right leaning people use it to mean an upper middle class/upper class woman demanding status, attention, and her will be done because as a woman she's high up on the victimization totem polls

Lefties use it to refer to any older white woman that doesn't agree with them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (sKqQm)

91 Talarico, IMO, has a unique similarity to R.M. Renfield from Bram Stoker's "Dracula." He doesn't seem to be able to function as an individual, and as a result comes off ast bizarre, and often inappropriate in his pronouncements. He does and says things that are counter to his Senate goals as if someone he is used to telling him what to do is suddenly missing.

Oh, and we'll eventually find out he builds life force by consuming insects.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (dIske)

92 Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (pj2XO)

That's a first for me.

I don't recall any major famines in the South, other than during the Civil War in some places (Siege of Vicksburg), that would've required eating the farm equipment needed to grow the food.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

93 Keith Ellison sounds gay. Stay away from tall buildings Keith.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (n5tGW)

94 And that's the problem.
The Left line is that slaves were picking cotton 16 hours a day, 365 days a year, and they spent their off time trying to find food and shelter and being whipped and raped.

Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (pj2XO)

The closing of the slave trade in 1808 meant that the price of a slave was high, so for most conditions were more tolerable than, say, a Roman mine. In fact it was common for a slave to 'light off' and camp outside the plantation in a swamp or wooded area for a vacation and have food smuggled to him or her by other slaves and stay there for a bit until the owner would pass the word they could come back for small or no punishment.

Real life is more complex than modern 'historians' think.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (uhVAy)

95 83 Mentioned on the last thread that Vance accused Israel of sabotaging the US/Iran negotiations on the Rogan show.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (afJtY)

What negotiations ? Vance is quickly falling in my "next president" candidate choice

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (FtULh)

96 >>>This level of narcissism and delusion is not even funny anymore.

I think this is where it actually STARTS getting funny.

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (SwyyQ)

97 Did Madonna ever settle up on her public offer of sexual favors in exchange for Hillary votes?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)
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The entire world turned her down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (9Gn9A)

98 Maybe it was aliens who killed Charlie? Jewish aliens obviously. They not only run earth but the universe.

Posted by: Candace at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (TSBN+)
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Aliens from the Kosher Dimension.

It's so Kosher it would destroy any goy who tried to enter!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (HcfrK)

99 Heh, Orson, perfect description!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (9SFUq)

100 71 Karen = bossy older white woman
Becky = younger white woman, and annoying in a dumb sorority girl kind of way
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (9SFUq)
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The “Becky” is from Baby Got Back. It’s the two stupid white girls commenting on the black girl with the huge butt. ‘Oh my god, Becky. Will ya look at her butt ….”

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (FyPhv)

101 Promise Me, America

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (Cqx++)

102 Becky = younger white woman, and annoying in a dumb sorority girl kind of way

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (9SFUq)

Nobody tell beckster.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

103 Other than slavery perhaps, I can't recall any direct racism in the film, maybe the use of the word "Negro" if that even counts.

The O'Hara slaves were treated like family in the film.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)


I got into a fairly intense discussion with an older liberal lady about why "Cake walk" was considered a racist term.
The answer I came up with, after I had a day or so to think about it, was that such activity while not being overtly subservient and fully being culturally cohesive, were still considered by radical black to be signs of being an uncle tom, and culturally accepting the world as it was instead of striving for a new, revolutionary world which would be free of the stain of slavery and culturally open to the new way of doing things that included socialism and communism.

Gone With The Wind is similar, it shows something other than what is presented in Jango or other recent movies about antebellum slavery as being violent as well as being destructive to human dignity.
Slavery, by the way, was not a social condition no matter how hard it was tried to be portrayed as such. Slavery is a legal status and has been since Rome

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (rbvCR)

104 Did Madonna ever settle up on her public offer of sexual favors in exchange for Hillary votes?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)
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The entire world turned her down.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (9Gn9A)
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Not so fast!!

Posted by: That Guy Who Voted For Hillary For Just That Reason at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (HcfrK)

105 Nancy Mace probably was sexually abused she has that sort of specific crazy vibe though honestly she doesn't always give into it.

Owens though is more of a traditional "bat shit insane"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (sKqQm)

106 Black women started calling white women Karen as an insult because they always think they are the victim of legitimate complaints. There is no person more rude and demanding than a race card carrying black woman. I know this is a broad brush but it paints an accurate picture because it refers to Lefty/Democrat black women which is over 90% of the demographic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (/WQyy)

107 Candice named her two boys Charlie and Kirk.



*I just made that up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (n5tGW)

108 Keith Ellison claims straight people use 'gender-affirming care,' calls tax-funded police 'socialism'

"Cisgender heterosexual people like myself use gender-affirming care every day and all the time," Ellison said.



Uh...I supply my own gender affirming care. Jumping on a harley, cruising the shore, seeing the chicks in bikinis with their nice round titties, and thanking god I was born male is my idea of gender affirming. If I beep the horn at them, well I just affirmed their gender too. See how that works shithead? It doesn't cost the taxpayer a frigging dime.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (S41Gd)

109 The “Becky” is from Baby Got Back. It’s the two stupid white girls commenting on the black girl with the huge butt. ‘Oh my god, Becky. Will ya look at her butt ….”
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:46

And moved forward with Beyonce on Lemonade, Becky with the good hair, referring to whoever Jay Z cheated on her with. It grew into Becky being a pretty white girl.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (Dd38x)

110 86 You know, when you think about it, clownwhores might actually be pretty delightful. Joy Reid certainly doesn't merit such a great title.

D&D 5e - multiclass - clownwhore:
primary class - clown
secondary class - whore

minimum prerequisite for clown to become a clownwhore is a DEX 13 and CHR 13

Proficiencies gained:
whoring - (like duh), marital weapons - (yeah you read that right), simple oils, light armor, one negligee of your choice, thief tools

You can cast whore spells of the equivalent 2/3 rounded up your combined clownwhore level. However you only have "spell slots" equivalent to your whore level.
Posted by: banana Dream - "spell slots" at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (3uBP9)
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[golf clap]

But ….. NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDD!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (FyPhv)

111 Promise Me, America

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (Cqx++)
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I promise you, Joe.

We're going to try to forget you as soon as possible.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (HcfrK)

112 Wasn't there an incident at an airport once? maybe lax.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM


The LAX incident I'm aware of was his infamous haircut.

I was on a plane departing LAX, and just before we pushed back from the gate, a 'ground halt' was called. to accomodate AF-1 with the Clintons. What was supposed to be a 20 minute or so delay turned into 3 and 1/2 hours. Clinton had some $400/haircut hairdresser come aboard AF-1 to coif him, and jammed up LAX for an inordinate amount of time.
'

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

113
Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.

Soylent Black

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (Cqx++)

114 The “Becky” is from Baby Got Back. It’s the two stupid white girls commenting on the black girl with the huge butt. ‘Oh my god, Becky. Will ya look at her butt ….”
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (FyPhv)


Hence, First World Problem Hotline (Nicole Arbour is a sweetie)

youtu.be/08jZNIjbVAE

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (rbvCR)

115 Justine Bateman is a very deep thinker. She's written two books, one called Fame: the Hijacking of Reality, and the other is Face: One Square Foot of Skin. I saw the latter in a library and took it home. It's a series of fictional short stories (some based on real events) about how women, and society at large, view aging. Heck of a read and if she ever starts a podcast, I'd be a subscriber..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (nbLIj)

116 I don't recall any major famines in the South, other than during the Civil War in some places (Siege of Vicksburg), that would've required eating the farm equipment needed to grow the food.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

you can't really call a siege of a fortified town a famine.

They did have some shortfalls - there was a women's bread riot in Richmond once - mostly because transport broke down and, of course, each of the armies they put up was the equivalent of an extra major city plunked down on the landscape with no planning for goods distribution. Not to mention the Union armies scavenging too.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)

117 Maybe it was aliens who killed Charlie? Jewish aliens obviously. They not only run earth but the universe.

I am amused the government has basically said "Hey people aliens are real look at these blurry videos of them!" and the collective response is "Yeah that doesn't work any more go blow your blurry aliens out of your ass"

This is very similar actually to the attempt to freak people out about Monkeypox and Hantavirus

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (sKqQm)

118 It's me donna, there are still talks going on, you just don't hear about them.
Vance also said that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (afJtY)

119 A self-respecting would shun Candace Owens.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (fZiTB)

120 Nancy Mace is pretty fucking crazy.

Posted by: nckate at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (enNUy)

121 Promise Me, America

Posted by: Joe Biden
......

DNR

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (UjdFS)

122 Not so fast!!
Posted by: That Guy Who Voted For Hillary For Just That Reason at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (HcfrK)

You ae owed reparations, with compounded interest even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (wVcYX)

123 Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.

Soylent Black
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

That's where the term dark meat came from.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (wOO3z)

124 FWIW, per Urban Dictionary, a Becky is a hot, white girl, used derisively.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (9SFUq)

125 The “Becky” is from Baby Got Back. It’s the two stupid white girls commenting on the black girl with the huge butt. ‘Oh my god, Becky. Will ya look at her butt ….”

Imagine explaining to the average woman when that video came out that her daughter will likely be freaking out if she doesn't have a SirMixALot approved butt.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (sKqQm)

126 118 It's me donna, there are still talks going on, you just don't hear about them.
Vance also said that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (afJtY)

Is there no where Epstein wasn't involved ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (FtULh)

127 That broad who went viral for stealing a baseball from the kid at the Phillies game last year - a Karen.

Posted by: Josephistan at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (G0Uu2)

128 We used to call them Bettys.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (UjdFS)

129 "Yeah that doesn't work any more go blow your blurry aliens out of your ass"

So that is what Chuck Schumer did on the Senate floor.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (+4Cf6)

130 Michigan, Minnesota. I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 15, 2026 05:52 PM (Y2/Vj)

131 The Bettys are a band from Phineas and Ferb

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:52 PM (sKqQm)

132 I hope the aliens think the other races taste better.

Zog: Chinese tonight?
Brrlozg: Ok, but we're gonna be hungry later.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:52 PM (n5tGW)

133 Becky with the good hair !

Posted by: Beyonce at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)

134 Slavery, by the way, was not a social condition no matter how hard it was tried to be portrayed as such. Slavery is a legal status and has been since Rome
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (rbvCR)

The US is pretty much the only place where slavery even had the slightest racial component. Most other places slaves were of multiple racial origins, or the same or similar as the masters.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (uhVAy)

135 The closing of the slave trade in 1808 meant that the price of a slave was high, so for most conditions were more tolerable than, say, a Roman mine. In fact it was common for a slave to 'light off' and camp outside the plantation in a swamp or wooded area for a vacation and have food smuggled to him or her by other slaves and stay there for a bit until the owner would pass the word they could come back for small or no punishment.

Real life is more complex than modern 'historians' think.
Posted by: Oldcat

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Slavery was (is) a humiliation and inhuman, and that can not be overstated.

However, work is work and we are all slaves to our need to work. Our need to eat and raise a family. Slavery in all forms mostly provided security and sustenance, and that is not nothing. You can't say that though because it sounds like apologism. Both can be true, it can be inhuman and an insult, and wrong, and also be not nearly so bad a life, especially compared to the sex slavery we see today, or the mind slavery in China, or the brutality of so many war slaves in Africa still.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (pj2XO)

136 Did Madonna ever settle up on her public offer of sexual favors in exchange for Hillary votes?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)
====================
The entire world turned her down.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (9Gn9A)
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Not so fast!!
Posted by: That Guy Who Voted For Hillary For Just That Reason at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM


IIRC, the 'ladies' at one of the 'guest ranches' outside of Carson City, Nevada offered an additional 30 minutes for free, if you voted for Hillary!.

I have no idea how that would be validated, but, like illegal voting, that probably wouldn't be a issue. No guy would dissimulate about something like that, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1)

137 I don't need to "affirm" my dick, I just need it to work.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at July 15, 2026 05:54 PM (BGIIP)

138 Javier Milei
@JMilei
51m
VAMOS ARGENTINA CARAJO...!!!
LRPMQLRCRMP

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)

139 Black women started calling white women Karen as an insult because they always think they are the victim of legitimate complaints. There is no person more rude and demanding than a race card carrying black woman. I know this is a broad brush but it paints an accurate picture because it refers to Lefty/Democrat black women which is over 90% of the demographic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (/WQyy)

I don't think the modern internet Karen even comes from blacks. The clips I see are just the bossy HMO officer woman rousting people for parking, claiming what you are doing is illegal and banging on your window to yell about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:56 PM (uhVAy)

140 I don't need to "affirm" my dick, I just need it to work.
Posted by: Ib1netmon at July 15, 2026 05:54 PM


* makes call-me sign *

Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at July 15, 2026 05:56 PM (0sNs1)

141 we are all slaves to our need to work. Our need to eat and raise a family

One of the odder things about populist leftwing economics is the argument that everyone can stop working unless they really, really want to work and we'll all still have food and phones and clothes...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:56 PM (sKqQm)

142 When I need streaming services, I consult my urologist.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 15, 2026 05:56 PM (NYInA)

143 Ace...
A woman 'dating' or marrying a gay man is a beard.

A man 'dating' or marrying a lesbian is a merkin.

Make it viral, Ace.

Posted by: GWB at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (kU0PQ)

144 Female wisdom is Myrna Loy in "The Best Years of Our Lives"

Posted by: Halfhand at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (Jax6D)

145 138 Javier Milei
@JMilei
51m
VAMOS ARGENTINA CARAJO...!!!
LRPMQLRCRMP
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)

I just looked up the translation.. Did Milei really say that ?.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (FtULh)

146 118 It's me donna, there are still talks going on, you just don't hear about them.
Vance also said that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Apparently according to some summaries on X.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (E4rtv)

147 The LAX incident I'm aware of was his infamous haircut.


Posted by: Duncanthrax

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That's the one. I guess you are right. I think at the time it was suspected it was a "haircut" by some celebrity whore.

Now I don't recall.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (pj2XO)

148 Talarico doesn't give me gay vibes, he radiates like Chernobyl with "pedo" vibes.

And if it isn't that, it's something creepy. Like he has a male sex doll or is a furry.
If he's had sex with an adult woman, he's never enjoyed it, that's for sure.

There is so much excessive effort by him to be absolved of sin by the Holy Church of Leftism, that there's no way he doesn't have a collection of pus oozing skeletons in his closets.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (3cUTc)

149 Make no mistake. The slave trade is alive and well in North Sudan and China. The former applies religion in determination of worth. The latter applies origin, race AND religion.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (dIske)

150 Phineous and Ferb had a musical number by the Bettys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (n5tGW)

151 Went to the "new" Kroger Marketplace mega supermarket. Nice wide aisles. Probably for all the fatties. And their ride along carts. Nice selection of processed foods.

The sushi counter however wasn't bad. And a nice selection of cheeses.

Not a "go to" place for us. Even my wife agreed.

Picked up a deli-made Italian sub for dinner and some pasta salad... which isn't too bad.

And, yea, the Karens are there periodically bitching about something. The staff, surprisingly, isn't putting up with their shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 05:58 PM (jehhT)

152 Talarico's a good politician and I fervently hope he wins. I also think his whole seminarian schtick won’t age well. Seems too clever by half

What makes you think it’s a shtick? His grandfather was a pastor and he’s been religious his whole life. Seems pretty authentic to me.

Was a far better candidate. She had more experience and was well versed in the comings and goings of Washington. PDon't get it twisted, Talarico isn't a bad candidate but Crockett was far better in my opinion.

Fingers crossed, but after 30 years of hopes and disappointments, I'm not getting my hopes up too far. Remember Anne Richards 🤞

He's running against a well-known corrupt politician and he still might lose. That says more about the voters in Texas than anything else

He's an actual example of what a good Christian should sound like in politics, which is why the GOP hates him so much.

Reminds me of JFK mixed with Jimmy Carter. Solid guy, solid policy proposals. Fine by me. A much better face of the progressive movement than Platner was.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 05:58 PM (HOltd)

153 Slavery was (is) a humiliation and inhuman, and that can not be overstated.

However, work is work and we are all slaves to our need to work. Our need to eat and raise a family. Slavery in all forms mostly provided security and sustenance, and that is not nothing. You can't say that though because it sounds like apologism. Both can be true, it can be inhuman and an insult, and wrong, and also be not nearly so bad a life, especially compared to the sex slavery we see today, or the mind slavery in China, or the brutality of so many war slaves in Africa still.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (pj2XO




the problem is that it still exists today, and instead of trying to stop it, there is just endless attempts to cash in on it by punching the guilt button about something that happened to a great great grandparent.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (rbvCR)

154 One of the odder things about populist leftwing economics is the argument that everyone can stop working unless they really, really want to work and we'll all still have food and phones and clothes...
Posted by: 18-1
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Because for leftists, they are religious beliefs, not to be examined as empirical statements but the leftists think these are rational positions.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (E4rtv)

155 Betty's not a vitamin.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (nDXEV)

156 I was never a fan of 'Gone With The Wind'. Didn't hate it, just never liked it much. As for Obama's Netflix, well, its description of the GWTW is typical; pompous, smug and retarded. Just like Obama.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (sAmhv)

157 We're finally gonna turn Texas blue, and I'm the man who's going to do it.

Send me $5 today!

Posted by: James Talarico at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (0sNs1)

158 "Reminds me of JFK mixed with Jimmy Carter."

He lusts in his heart and his dick.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (MWfyi)

159 One of the odder things about populist leftwing economics is the argument that everyone can stop working unless they really, really want to work and we'll all still have food and phones and clothes...
Posted by: 18-1

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Good point.
It reminds me of them (UN, Amnesty Int., the Left) calling certain punishments "cruel." Well of course it is -- punishment has to be cruel or else it is called "reward."

The Left wants to eliminate all cruelty in punishment but that is nuts.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (pj2XO)

160 I prefer Mrs. Rubble, thank you.

Posted by: Betty at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)

161 118 It's me donna, there are still talks going on, you just don't hear about them.
Vance also said that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (afJtY

Interesting- well, Ghislaine’s father was long rumored to be tied to mossad, though never truly proven. Where he is buried leads a little credence to it, and he was Czech Jew. I don’t know it’s outside the realm of possibility Epstein rubbed shoulders with high level government officials from Israel. He did with high level US officials (Clintons, for example).

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (Dd38x)

162 Google (I know) say the normie/right leaning Karen memes come from 2017 and the leftwing Karen memes (all white women are stupid and evil) come from 2018

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (sKqQm)

163 Did you ever have a "good" idea and then find out that it's already been done? There are browser plug-ins to automatically redirect any x.com link to xcancel.com. It's awesome.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:01 PM (vTZFs)

164 I'm to the point of where I almost wish Netanyahu would off the crazy bitch.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 15, 2026 06:01 PM (pE12i)

165 BTW, everybody voting to get potholes filled is not socialism Keith.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 06:01 PM (n5tGW)

166 I do believe Talarico is religious.

The problem is the guy he worships smells like Sulphur and has a VERY hot hottub

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 06:02 PM (sKqQm)

167 Talarico's a good politician and I fervently hope he wins. I also think his whole seminarian schtick won’t age well. Seems too clever by half

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He's had a few terms in the Texas state house as a Rep. That's pretty junior for vaulting to a US Senate spot, "good politician" or not. The Texas Dems must be dying to not have someone with more street cred than this dude, or Beto twice before that.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)

168 It’s getting mighty tedious & fatiguing to be continuously admonished and lectured to by sub-retards in the public sphere and elsewhere

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 06:03 PM (kHRz0)

169 166 I do believe Talarico is religious.

The problem is the guy he worships smells like Sulphur and has a VERY hot hottub
Posted by: 18-1

He'd be 100% supportive of South Park's Satan.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (HOltd)

170 BTW, everybody voting to get potholes filled is not socialism Keith.

The left: All these services you get from the government like paved roads and police are the socialism you hate you haters

Also the left: If you don't support giving billions for Peruvian tranny operas you are an evil reichwing h8ter

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (sKqQm)

171 Karen archtypes have always been with us.
I remember a Mrs. Bilko and Mrs. Orlosky in our neighborhood who where horrible, but technically they were Mrs. Kravitz archetypes.

A Venn diagram may be in order.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (nDXEV)

172 163 Did you ever have a "good" idea and then find out that it's already been done? There are browser plug-ins to automatically redirect any x.com link to xcancel.com. It's awesome.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:01 PM (vTZFs)
________________________

I thought I invented a squirrel proof bird feeder by electrifying the metal pole using one of the collector cells on those stand alone solar sidewalk lights. The feeder was wood, so the birds were fine. But, squirrels climbing the pole got a surprise. It worked.

BUT, someone had already submitted the patent.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (dIske)

173 The Left wants to eliminate all cruelty in punishment but that is nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (pj2XO)

That is because they are the ones doing the crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

174
Speckled nitrogen and muffler bearings.

IYKYK

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2026 06:05 PM (ixS3i)

175 Ben Had, per Grok:

What Vance said:He described a "literal foreign influence campaign" funded to "tank the very deal that I was pursuing" with Iran. He specifically cited reports (including a Time magazine article) alleging that a former Trump campaign associate was paid by “certain elements within the Israeli government” to mount attacks against him and the negotiations.

aa.com.tr

Vance added that he knows “beyond a shadow of a doubt that there have been people within the Israeli government who are trying to actually shift us away from that policy because they want to continue the military campaign.” He framed this as foreign interference in U.S. foreign policy, emphasized an “America First” stance (“I represent Americans first”, and told critics pushing the campaign to “go to hell.”

jfeed.com

He also noted Israel is “losing the battle” for U.S. public opinion and positioned himself as a “moderate” on the Middle East while defending diplomacy with Iran.

haaretz.com

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:05 PM (hftzA)

176 Karen archtypes have always been with us.
I remember a Mrs. Bilko and Mrs. Orlosky in our neighborhood who where horrible, but technically they were Mrs. Kravitz archetypes.

A Venn diagram may be in order.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (nDXEV)

Mrs Kravitz was just nosey from what I recall, and with an actual witch living across the street justifiably so.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy)

177
Was Gladys Kravitz a Karen?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:06 PM (w6EFb)

178 [Screwtape] is an actual example of what a good Christian...

How exactly to these reprobates objectively evaluate a person as a Good Christian given that 1 Corinthians 2:14 clearly states that the Bible is a closed book to the unregenerate, and that to them the gospel is foolishness?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:07 PM (/TiS1)

179 I don't know what that blasphemous little imp's secret is, but he's got one. Don't be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face; there's something wrong with James Talarico.

-
Well, it's not toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:07 PM (ndZc7)

180 Interesting- well, Ghislaine’s father was long rumored to be tied to mossad, though never truly proven. Where he is buried leads a little credence to it, and he was Czech Jew. I don’t know it’s outside the realm of possibility Epstein rubbed shoulders with high level government officials from Israel. He did with high level US officials (Clintons, for example).
Posted by: Piper

We already know he dealt with ex PM Ehud Barak but the texts released were pathetic where Epstein was trying to assist Barak in dating like I think he did for Lawrence Summers (although Summers was married at the time). We know that Epstein did flounce around with Dem pols past and present including George Mitchell and Bill Richardson among others. Temu Obama had some dealings with Epstein as well.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 06:07 PM (E4rtv)

181 If anyone has Netflix (I don't) look up the movie description for "To Kill a Mockingbird." It's my understanding that is another film considered racist despite the fact that the plot addresses racism.

I'm curious how they describe it since the book has been on the banned listed in a lot of public libraries....same with "Tom Sawyer."

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:08 PM (dIske)

182
The bifurcation of Karenism -- indeed it is a thing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (ixS3i)

183 Piper, thanks, Haaretz is the Mother Earth news of Israel.

Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (afJtY)

184 Do we require 100% agreement at all times with Israel?

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (YwEeS)

185
Der Platnerdämmerung.
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Twilight is when a drunk Platner's fancy turns to forcible entry, and then more forcible entry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 06:10 PM (BI5O2)

186 Well, Mrs. Kravitz gave us Lenny, so forgiveness comes quite hard sometimes.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:10 PM (nDXEV)

187 Was Gladys Kravitz a Karen?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026


***
Doesn't seem to fit. Gladys was not lecturing Samantha or other people in the neighborhood about conditions; she didn't circulate a petition to have those crazy Stephenses driven out of their suburb. She nagged at Abner, her husband, but he took it in stride and ignored her most of the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)

188 I was never a fan of 'Gone With The Wind'. Didn't hate it, just never liked it much. As for Obama's Netflix, well, its description of the GWTW is typical; pompous, smug and retarded. Just like Obama.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (sAmhv)

A bit of gilding of the Antebellum South in the Lost Cause tradition, and I preferred the nice gal over Scarlett but I will have to give her credit for being a strong determined woman for good or ill. I liked it and her comeuppance at the end.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:11 PM (uhVAy)

189 Mrs. Kravitz was a busybody.
She was snooping on her neighbors.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 06:11 PM (9SFUq)

190
Went to the "new" Kroger Marketplace mega supermarket. Nice wide aisles. Probably for all the fatties. And their ride along carts. Nice selection of processed foods.

Did it have clothing and furniture? There was one like that near my mom's house in Ohio.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 06:11 PM (Cqx++)

191 the media reacts to them in a very specific sort of fuck-up-ish kind of way, particularly when they're conservatives.

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I didn't realize Graham was such an extreme right wing extremist until he died.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:11 PM (ndZc7)

192 "NEW: The U.S. House passed the SAVE America Act in a 217-209 vote, attached to national security legislation. It now moves to the Senate."

..again...

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (GD0B3)

193 >>I was never a fan of 'Gone With The Wind'.


All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (uzmqU)

194 Netflix Gone With the Wind description:


A 1939 American Civil War epic known for its racism. To learn more about Black lives in America, search ‘Black Lives Matter.’”

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (3uBP9)

195 184 Do we require 100% agreement at all times with Israel?
Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (YwEeS)

I don't know anyone or anything with which I am in 100% agreement at all times. And that includes DH. And we are madly in love.

Purity tests are for losers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (bl07w)

196 >>I was never a fan of 'Gone With The Wind'.


All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (uzmqU)

The Carol Burnett comedy skit on Gone With The Wind is great. When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

197 >> All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.

Also, the Barber of Seville.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (w6EFb)

198 192 "NEW: The U.S. House passed the SAVE America Act in a 217-209 vote, attached to national security legislation. It now moves to the Senate."

..again...
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (GD0B3)

_____________________________

Obviously, someone was smart enough to think of the timing as it relates to Trump's little press conference tomorrow. That, obviously, wasn't an accident. It sort of makes me think that the press conference is going to have some bite to it.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (dIske)

199 All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (uzmqU)

The Carol Burnett Show.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (bl07w)

200 >> When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.

And it was just something she picked out of the window.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (w6EFb)

201 Obviously, someone was smart enough to think of the timing as it relates to Trump's little press conference tomorrow. That, obviously, wasn't an accident. It sort of makes me think that the press conference is going to have some bite to it.
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (dIske)

maybe, maybe

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3)

202 Hey, don't blame me for Candace. I just tried to give you a heads up.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (nHXB4)

203 Getting medical care for men, or women is not "Gender affirming" Ellison you dope. A broken arm is not gender affirming when it is fixed on a man or woman.
Posted by: Oldcat


Their version of "medical care" isn't about getting your broken arm treated. It is killing your baby through abortion, or getting your genitals mutilated in order to be a tranny.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (0Htd1)

204 James Talarico, scares me. He looks like Issac in Children of the Corn. He also strikes me as having something very strange in that brain, like he'd be amused (like to watch, a thrill seeker) of someone, anyone or anything he felt unworthy of existence - tormented, tortured. Further, I don't think he would necessarily be the doer but rather the director, and he'd be good at it.

Also, yes, appearing widely, straight people frequently use "gender-affirming care," though it is more commonly called "hormone replacement therapy" or "cosmetic procedures" in their communities. Because gender affirmation is about aligning your physical body with your gender identity, straight individuals utilize these treatments constantly.

And it compasses a lot, such as Low T therapy, women on estrogen/progesterone, breast augmentation (after a mastectomy), hair transplants, and facial fillers.

Can't let Candace into my mind at all anymore. And Tucker, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (NFX2v)

205 A 1939 American Civil War epic known for its racism. To learn more about Black lives in America, search ‘Black Lives Matter.’”
Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (3uBP9)

Well, sure, because history is whatever bullshit some grifters make up to line their own pockets.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (bl07w)

206 Their version of "medical care" isn't about getting your broken arm treated. It is killing your baby through abortion, or getting your genitals mutilated in order to be a tranny.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (0Htd1)

Moloch demands a great deal of his adherents.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:16 PM (bl07w)

207 202 Hey, don't blame me for Candace. I just tried to give you a heads up.
Posted by: Nostrildamus at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (nHXB4)

Oh, blow it out your nose already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (bl07w)

208 The Carol Burnett comedy skit on Gone With The Wind is great. When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026


***
Back when Saturday night on TV was actually entertaining. Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, and Carol & Co.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (wzUl9)

209 Congrats on your new wheels, Skip.
What color did you get?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (WL2lA)

210 there is a thing that happens when people die who are not good people and who've done a lot of bad, but the media reacts to them in a very specific sort of fuck-up-ish kind of way, particularly when they're conservatives."

She'll suck BJ Clinton's dick with her lesbian lips when he finally goes to the second circle of hell or lower...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (l3cgK)

211 Mrs. Kravitz was a busybody.
She was snooping on her neighbors.


If you thought (correctly, let's not forget) that your neighbor was a witch, wouldn't you try to tell somebody? And try to gather proof when they didn't believe you?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (vTZFs)

212 Talarico needs his crawl space checked.

Posted by: Forget about browser history at July 15, 2026 06:18 PM (TbWk/)

213 When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.
*
And it was just something she picked out of the window.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026


***
"Oh, I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist it."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

214
Carol Burnett dress scene:

https://t.ly/KTH0d

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (w6EFb)

215 211 Mrs. Kravitz was a busybody.
She was snooping on her neighbors.

If you thought (correctly, let's not forget) that your neighbor was a witch, wouldn't you try to tell somebody? And try to gather proof when they didn't believe you?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (vTZFs)

Makes me feel sorry for Hillary Clinton's neighbors...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (l3cgK)

216 remember Joy Reid is not of African American Heritage but a Congolese immigrant whose family likely owned and sold slaves to whitey, but because of a fluke in affirmative action was able to settle a Harvard set aside from a descendent of one of her families slaves.

Posted by: Avi at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (uAraY)

217 All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: garrett
_________

Did Bugs ever do a parody of it? Or are you thinking about "Oh Belvedere, come here boy."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (XvL8K)

218 Well, it's not toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:07 PM (ndZc7)

Toxic, yes. Masculine, not only no, but hell no.

Creepy little pervert is probably more accurate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (bl07w)

219 Ellison calling normal health care “gender affirming care” is a lame attempt at normalizing the trans care.

No, it is not “affirming “ anything, it’s simply sex-specific healthcare care.

This is like the “cis” label.
We don’t need to affix “cis” to all normal terminology related to sexuality. Only the abnormal requires new terminology, thankyouverymuch!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (9SFUq)

220 Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (afJtY

A bit of a red flag waving for sure, but a possibility is Vance doesn’t want an ongoing war, and I don’t think we do either. There certainly would be a vested interest by Israel to blow Iran off the map. I also could see where Israel is like, dude, we know these guys and they are not going to negotiate in any honest way. And Vance, still young and green, let’s be honest here, thinking he is going to be able to appeal to them against all odds, I mean his whole life has been against all odds.

Speaking of young and green, this was a very, very clunky way to express himself and that is unusual. But it’s not like Trump is always great here, either. Vance has said before Israel is our greater ally. He needs not forget this.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (p4NUW)

221 Joy Reid, Candace Owens joint podcast is the answer. They'd burn each other out with their crazy competitions. (See Carville & friends)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:21 PM (NFX2v)

222 This is like the “cis” label.
We don’t need to affix “cis” to all normal terminology related to sexuality. Only the abnormal requires new terminology, thankyouverymuch!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (9SFUq)

I'm not "cis" anything. I am a sis, four times over, but that's different AND sex specific.

The level of horseshit emanating from these perverts' diseased minds is truly astounding sometimes, but I'm sure whomever came up with that nonsense now has tenure at some Ivy League.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:22 PM (bl07w)

223 Have we had an update about Capt Joseph Sabin's daughter? She was going into emergency heart surgery this morning

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (WL2lA)

224 183 Piper, thanks, Haaretz is the Mother Earth news of Israel.

Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (afJtY)

And it’s unnecessary. We don’t see Trump or Rubio publicly complaining about the inside baseball aspects of the thing.

Not to mention that the deal blew up because Iran blew it up themselves, because they always intended to blow it up. Israel wasn’t who was still firing missiles and drones at ships in the straits.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (wLnmp)

225 The left: All these services you get from the government like paved roads and police are the socialism you hate you haters

And exactly where did the road crews find the equipment and materials to pave the roads? Oh. entities with financial stakes in operations that build, sell and support equipment and others in the entire supply chain that provides the finished products once pulling the raw material out of the ground.

And did the construction workers do this under compulsion or were they compensated for their labor?

And how about the right-of-way itself? it once was owned by one or more landholders who (hopefully) were compensated or voluntarily donated the land, releasing title to it so that roads could be constructed.

And what passes over those roads? Vehicles that are titled to individuals and companies.

I'm trying to identify what part of the road is socialized?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (+4Cf6)

226 221 Joy Reid, Candace Owens joint podcast is the answer. They'd burn each other out with their crazy competitions. (See Carville & friends)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:21 PM (NFX2v)

I'd pay to see that in Thunderdome.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (bl07w)

227 I'm trying to identify what part of the road is socialized?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (+4Cf6)

The part where a pair of idiots stop to chat in the middle of the road and block everyone else's access. I think.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:24 PM (bl07w)

228 I predict a Quick Hits...now.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (nHXB4)

229 196.
The Carol Burnett comedy skit on Gone With The Wind is great. When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.
Posted by: Oldcat

Simply a fabulous show; love it's on reruns. She and her guests, priceless.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (NFX2v)

230 No matter what comes to light in the Kirk assassination, I can spin it 6 ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Candace, the Whore of Babbles On at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (+NfUV)

231 I'm curious how they describe it since the book has been on the banned listed in a lot of public libraries....same with "Tom Sawyer."
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:08 PM (dIske)


Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn were both quite controversial when they were released and during Twain's lifetime because they were considered both not as bad as Uncle Tom's Cabin and too badly reflecting on the mores of the South.
There is a quite touching story he has A True Story: Repeated Word For Word as I Heard which is a narrative on a freedwoman

https://tinyurl.com/ynfksrrz


"Aunt Rachel, how is it that you've lived sixty years and never had any trouble?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (rbvCR)

232 9 I thought Becky just means hot young woman. The female version of Chad.
Posted by: Tucker at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (TSBN+)

That's a Stacey, who only dates Chads. Chad's female counterpart.

Posted by: Counterpart, cumdumpster, whatever at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (TbWk/)

233 About 20% of grown ass women have no issues with YOUR 8 YO brownie or Indian Princess seeing a big dick at the YMCA showers.
About half of that number do not wish to be called racist and will vote illegals freedom (in juries or ballot boxes) for raping those same girls.
You need to tell your wives and daughters this at the dinner table until November.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (/+uur)

234 Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.

Leave it to a Roman Catholic to "curse Abraham".

Now how will God strike the US down for this curse?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (+4Cf6)

235 230 No matter what comes to light in the Kirk assassination, I can spin it 6 ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Candace, the Whore of Babbles On at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (+NfUV)

It's amazing what she pulls out of her ass nostrils.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

236 You know that totally innocent undocumented alien who was killed by ICE the other day? Well . . .

BREAKING: 3 bags believed to contain meth were l found inside the van of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, the Mexican national killed in the ICE shooting in Houston, according to a federal search warrant affidavit.
@FoxNews

According to the search warrant, the three plastic bags contained a “white crystal-like
substance in the middle of the dash between the driver and passenger side of the vehicle.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (ndZc7)

237 End of a busy day for me. A workout, a couple of pages written; a video tour of a new house (I may go for it!); chatting with Flo's Bros about a very preliminary insurance quote for it (not bad); and a call to the investment people. They say they will stop the missing pension check, reprocess it -- two days, they swear -- and send it by UPS or DHL this time. Maybe, maybe I'll see it at last next week.

Meanwhile, dinner is in the offing, and possibly watching Death on the Nile from 1978.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (wzUl9)

238 234 Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.

Leave it to a Roman Catholic to "curse Abraham".

Now how will God strike the US down for this curse?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (+4Cf6)

Let's see...Abortion, child mutilations, sodomy...and that's just Congress!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 06:27 PM (l3cgK)

239 >> Simply a fabulous show; love it's on reruns. She and her guests, priceless.

And when Tim Conway goes off script ad-libbing trying to crack up Harvey Korman. See the "Siamese elephants" bit.

And then Carol got him back in scene over that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:27 PM (w6EFb)

240 That's a Stacey, who only dates Chads. Chad's female counterpart.
Posted by: Counterpart, cumdumpster, whatever at July

You are confused with Stacey’s mom. Who’s got it going on.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:28 PM (Dd38x)

241 Obviously, someone was smart enough to think of the timing as it relates to Trump's little press conference tomorrow. That, obviously, wasn't an accident. It sort of makes me think that the press conference is going to have some bite to it.
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (dIske)


I think Trump knows more about public relations and public opinion than he knows about running casinos and golf courses

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 06:28 PM (rbvCR)

242 Mentioned on the last thread that Vance accused Israel of sabotaging the US/Iran negotiations on the Rogan show.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (afJtY)

What negotiations ? Vance is quickly falling in my "next president" candidate choice

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (FtULh)

He's not even on my list at this point.

In ahppier news, just glancing at Tousi's (probably clickbait) headline, it looks like we're doing airstrikes on Iranian police stations, which is the kind of thing you do if you're serious about ending a government's ability to govern.

Posted by: Methos at July 15, 2026 06:28 PM (vSvIl)

243 And couldn't tell that was Geddy until he started singing and then oh ok yeah.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

244 I am so tired of seeing his lame a$$ fake commercial on the TV. It shows him shopping in a fake supermarket, carrying a fake shopping bag with no people around and no cars parked in front. He goes on and on about how he single-handedly took on big pharma or something when he was in the Texas house. It is so fake it is sickening.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (0N4FZ)

I wanna ring the little perv’s neck every time I see it, holding his little brown paper grocery sack. Paxton’s ads could write themselves but I haven’t seen one from him yet.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (SjAWL)

245 Nood thread.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (d0hH6)

246 Meanwhile, dinner is in the offing, and possibly watching Death on the Nile from 1978.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

What are we having? I am home. Just me and the creatures since I have to cover classes tomorrow and Friday. Cooking sounds onerous. lol. Ben had, I need you!

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (Dd38x)

247 Response time for 911 in Portland is 40 minutes.
Good job commie hippies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)

248 74 And yet with all that crazy, Candy is pregnant with baby number 5.
Posted by: Piper

Cruel. I hope those children have terrific nannies & a good grandparent or two.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (NFX2v)

249 Speaking of young and green, this was a very, very clunky way to express himself and that is unusual. But it’s not like Trump is always great here, either. Vance has said before Israel is our greater ally. He needs not forget this.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (p4NUW)

Vance at least gave the appearance of being more personally invested in the success of the MOU than anyone else in the administration; Rubio quite pointedly refused to have anything to do with it. And to Trump, looks like it's all the same to him whether it works or fails, he'll go with however things shake out.

But Vance seems to be sore about the way it blew up in his face.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (edUvp)

250 This is third time I have read of Vance coming away from talks either in Israel or adjacent settings and him being displeased.

That quote about him being a " moderate" about the Middle East disturbs me more than anything else he has said.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (afJtY)

251 And when Tim Conway goes off script ad-libbing trying to crack up Harvey Korman. See the "Siamese elephants" bit.

And then Carol got him back in scene over that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:27 PM (w6EFb)

He had the entire cast derailed for the entirety of that sketch. It was hysterical. In the dentist sketch, lore has it that Conway literally had Korman laughing/attempting to suppress laughter so bad he peed his pants.

Posted by: Very very funny guy at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (TbWk/)

252 CNN: Jack Smith had accessed communications from dozens of lawmakers, do you have questions about the emails and texts he accessed?

BLUMENTHAL: "There's no real evidence of wrongdoing"

CNN: "Why do you think there's no evidence of wrongdoing?"

BLUMENTHAL: Uh

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Because he's a Democrat! This is not rocket surgery.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (ndZc7)

253 60 >>> "Karen," which was largely a black thing to make fun of white women

I thought that blacks used the name "Becky" to make fun of white women.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (PVBkQ)


'Becky' was 'basic' -- which is to say, exhibiting White culture. It was aimed at young and single women, who could be made to feel self-conscious and insecure.

'Karen' was assertive, wanting to speak to your manager. It was aimed at soccer moms and middle-aged women, with the confidence to stick up for themselves, to flip it on them and use it against them.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (Sy6m/)

254 According to the search warrant, the three plastic bags contained a “white crystal-like
substance in the middle of the dash between the driver and passenger side of the vehicle.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (ndZc7)


Was this the one who had his 3-year old daughter in the car with him when he decided to LARP Grand Theft Auto?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (rbvCR)

255 Did the genealogy guy ever do Joy Reids African family history? I would love to see her decompensate if she found out her family were slavers in the old country

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 06:32 PM (OXYE0)

256 Vance said the narrative is against Isreal
He DID NOT SAY Israel is the problem

Rogan then asked him about Israel’s role in the war about 20 minutes later. He said Israel is losing support in the U.S. because “the narrative is that Israel has a very disproportionate influence on American politics.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 06:33 PM (/+uur)

257 Watching another marathon Directors Series

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 06:33 PM (Ia/+0)

258 Rubio quite pointedly refused to have anything to do with it.

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My boy!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:34 PM (WL2lA)

259 250 This is third time I have read of Vance coming away from talks either in Israel or adjacent settings and him being displeased.

That quote about him being a " moderate" about the Middle East disturbs me more than anything else he has said.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (afJtY)

The news is fucking wrong
JD said people are SAYING
he did not say that

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 06:34 PM (/+uur)

260 197 >> All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.

Also, the Barber of Seville.


hmm. *i* didn't learn much about gone with the wind from the barber of seville.

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (v3pYe)

261 Vance at least gave the appearance of being more personally invested in the success of the MOU than anyone else in the administration; Rubio quite pointedly refused to have anything to do with it. And to Trump, looks like it's all the same to him whether it works or fails, he'll go with however things shake out.

But Vance seems to be sore about the way it blew up in his face.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (edUvp)

Its just a game of Good Cop Bad Cop Trump Cop and Hegseth to bring in the bombs. You can't believe the press at all, they'd love to split the team up.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

262 Even a broken clock is right once a day.
"Lindsey Graham is Dead. It’s bad to speak ill of the dead, so I’ll just say while he was alive he was as horribly evil & as bloodthirsty as they come. A true demon & an enemy of humanity.

As a dead guy I’m guessing he’s no better, but it’s bad form to speak ill of the dead, so I won’t."

Posted by: South and Proud!! at July 15, 2026 06:38 PM (ZyhOR)

263 > Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)

Even the Clenis has SOME standards.

Some said Monica was a little chubby, but she looked fine to me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 06:44 PM (IG3/x)

264 Its just a game of Good Cop Bad Cop Trump Cop and Hegseth to bring in the bombs. You can't believe the press at all, they'd love to split the team up.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

There is an Israeli news writer, Batak Ravid, who continually writes the most ridiculous claims - and Axios publishes them.

I swear, the next story he puts out will probably say
“Today, Trump demanded that Bibi start wearing a long blonde wig, and that he must now refer to himself as “Mary”. Also he must ride a unicycle to cabinet meetings.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (wLnmp)

265 There's a crime story in Philly the other day that has me scratching my head

These are two pasty guys involved, ok:
75 yo homeowner shoots a guy working on his roof, then goes for a walk with his dog
He gets arrested for murder

One day later DHS reports that the victim is a British illegal immigrant with ties to the "Traveling Conmen Fraud Group"

Search George Barr or Salis Hanrahan if you're curious

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (J5RCE)

266 > One day later DHS reports that the victim is a British illegal immigrant with ties to the "Traveling Conmen Fraud Group"


Aka "Irish travelers". Like Gypsies, but with an even worse reputation.

Apparently there's even been some interbreeding between the two groups in recent decades.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (IG3/x)

267 Oh, and we'll eventually find out he builds life force by consuming insects.
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (dIske)

Or d*cks. Probably d*cks.

Posted by: Nelly at July 15, 2026 07:14 PM (6+ehB)

268 "You call the cops, guess who pays them? Your tax dollars," Ellison said. "That's socialism, pal!"
- - - - - -
Who knew the kings of Europe were Socialist. After all, didn't they levy taxes upon the peasantry, which paid forces to enforce the law?

Posted by: Another Anon at July 15, 2026 07:38 PM (4h45B)

UK "Equalities and Human Rights Commission:" People Must Use The Single-Sex Bathrooms for the Gender They Were "Assigned at Birth." Trannies Should Use Gender-Neutral Bathrooms.

This may seem pretty obvious but the left is losing its mind.


Single-sex spaces - such as changing rooms and toilets - must be used on the basis of biological sex, new guidance from the equalities watchdog has confirmed.

This means, for instance, that a trans woman - a biological male who identifies as a woman - should not use female toilets or changing rooms, according to the code of practice.

The guidance, produced by the Equalities and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) and now approved by ministers, makes it clear that transgender people should instead be offered a third or a gender-neutral space.

The code states that leaving a trans person without access to any services or facilities would be unlikely to be proportionate and could be discriminatory.

The guidance was published on Thursday following the landmark Supreme Court ruling last year that the definition of a woman under the Equality Act should be based on biological sex.

The code of practice sets out how associations, businesses and services open to the public should organise their facilities. It covers a wide range of settings from shopping centres and gyms to hospitals and restaurants. The EHRC is planning to publish guidance for employers and staff facilities at a later date.

Kira Davis responded: "Not my problem. Not any woman's problem." #Accurate.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:18 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (MWfyi)

2 BLADE GETTING VERY FIRSTY

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

3 first?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (qhuGC)

4 Damn

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (qhuGC)

5 This may seem pretty obvious but the left is losing its mind.

This implies a thing. I'm not sure about that thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:19 PM (ExV1e)

6 " BLADE GETTING VERY FIRSTY
Posted by: Elric The Blade"

You are imperfect.

Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:19 PM (MWfyi)

7 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 04:19 PM (mISmA)

8 2 BLADE GETTING VERY FIRSTY
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Sir Butterknife fails again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (diia5)

9 "Assigned at Birth."


Suck if somebody checked the wrong box.
These idiots are incapable of recognizing obvious facts and errors.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (/lPRQ)

10 Why can't trannies just wear diapers? They're already totally committed to being Weird AF.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (KKQKG)

11 Where's the little girls room?

Posted by: Joe Biden, family man at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (q61UW)

12 SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH!?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (ZOv7s)

13 Exercise your prime function.

Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:21 PM (MWfyi)

14
1. You're never assigned a "gender". That's a linguistic term for the rules a word follows.

2. You're never assigned a sex. Even if you want to consider XXY and XYY "different sexes" from the two categories that go on birth certificates.

As a part of your first cell coming together, you have a sex. There is no you, without the DNA you have.

Stop saying stupid shit.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:21 PM (HcfrK)

15 Assigned.

I was assigned hazel eyes at birth but wear blue tinted contacts.

Do I have blue eyes?

Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 04:21 PM (CL71F)

16 This entire subject is just gross.
Hard to believe it's actually a thing.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (2Ez/1)

17 Who does the assigning?

Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (MWfyi)

18 That "assigned at birth" expression is bullshit. Your gender is assigned at conception and only confirmed/recognized at birth.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (qFwJc)

19 6 " BLADE GETTING VERY FIRSTY
Posted by: Elric The Blade"

You are imperfect.
Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:19

But perfectly so! Just like the rest of us.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (Dd38x)

20 when i'm asked how tall i am i say i identify as six foot one

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (CWTWj)

21 Men's Room
Women's Room
Crazies' Room

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (vbXSk)

22 Boys have a penis
Girls have a vagina

Hope this clears things up!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (iJVoP)

23 God save the It.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (+6HWg)

24 How did this happen in the UK? I am literally shocked.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (0N4FZ)

25 Do I have blue eyes?
Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 04:21 PM (CL71F)

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Of course. You're living your truth, or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (DRSnL)

26 Assigned at birth. I hate that the world has gotten so crazy that term even exists.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

27 If you aren't a linguist or a electrician, the word 'gender' should never exit your pie-hole.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (diia5)

28 the actual truth hurts them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (NnhvP)

29 Sir Butterknife fails again.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 04:20

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (D+BhG)

30 I'm really sick of all this bullshit from Generation Genitalia.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (2WIwB)

31 "If trans women use men’s toilets, they will be subjected to humiliation, abuse and violence. Anyone with any sense knows this. Which is why in practice trans women will not use men’s toilets, and will just increasingly be driven out of society."

By George, I think he's got it!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

33 Old Blighty is drawing a line in the sand to force businesses to build gender neutral bathrooms while invaders swarm in are getting Welcome Wagon baskets.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (wBaIH)

34 i also sometimes identify as a hornet.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 04:24 PM (CWTWj)

35 BaThRoOmS aRe CoMpLiCaTeD!

Posted by: He-ShEs WiTh DoO-dAdS at July 15, 2026 04:24 PM (qUkBO)

36 That "assigned at birth" expression is bullshit. Your gender is assigned at conception and only confirmed/recognized at birth.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (qFwJc)
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An assignment implies an assignee. You have a sex before there is a you to "assign" it to.

But by all means, let's continue with Luddite phrases!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:24 PM (HcfrK)

37 The code states that leaving a trans person without access to any services or facilities would be unlikely to be proportionate and could be discriminatory.

Good thing most of them are men. As a man myself, I can tell you that the whole world is my urinal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 04:24 PM (4NO2D)

38 I'm always a little confused about the 'trans' identifier. Is a 'trans' woman a fake man, or a fake woman?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (XeU6L)

39 Addendum: I
n addition, we will be including a candy dish in every gender-neutral bathrrom so that those wearing costumes to pretend being the opposite sex will have the ultimate Trick or Treat experience.

Please wash your hands before handling the candy, and show restraint so that others may enjoy the experience.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)

40 Think about how hard we have had to fight about this common sense.

"HOW WILL GAY MARRIAGE EVER AFFECT YOUR LIFE BIGOT!?!?!"

I didn't fall for that, but those who did ought to hang their heads in shame. (Most won't.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (XHO5P)

41 That this is up for debate in any way shows how fucking insane things have gotten.

Posted by: I want off this timeline at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (TbWk/)

42 If I walk into a men's restroom and spot a hideous man in strange clothing, I am not fazed. I've seen leftists many times.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (mkw2N)

43 "But perfectly so! Just like the rest of us.
Posted by: Piper "

*pauses*

*considers*

*explodes*

Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (MWfyi)

44 Bold wheat goodness on one side.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (+6HWg)

45 >>> when i'm asked how tall i am i say i identify as six foot one
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (CWTWj)

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I've always responded that I’m 5'10" on a good day. I’m stealing yours.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (Y2/Vj)

46 BLADE GETTING VERY FIRSTY
Posted by: Elric The Blade"

You are imperfect.
Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:19

But perfectly so! Just like the rest of us.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (Dd38x)
_____________


[Nodding sagaciously]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)

47
Bathrooms are not real; they are a social construct.

Like most other useful things in life.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (HcfrK)

48 Now change your birth year.

Posted by: Why not? at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (2Ez/1)

49 I'm always a little confused about the 'trans' identifier. Is a 'trans' woman a fake man, or a fake woman?


Trans ≡ Mental Disorder

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (rgGn5)

50 I'm old enough to remember being warned about flashers and men trying to lure you into a van with candy, now they want to force you to share a small enclosed space with the same perverts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (uxifx)

51 MoSt PeOpLe WiTh PrEgNaNcIeS aRe WoMeN!

Posted by: Dr. DiPsHiT at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (qUkBO)

52 I do not subscribe to the notion all men are dangerous. That is silly. But the vast majority of trans are living out a fetish, which does make it a dangerous proposition for women. Otherwise there would not be this incredible need to domineer and take over women’s spaces.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Dd38x)

53 "But perfectly so! Just like the rest of us.
Posted by: Piper "

*pauses*

*considers*

*explodes*
Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (MWfyi)
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Shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell....

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (HcfrK)

54 9 "Assigned at Birth."


Suck if somebody checked the wrong box.
These idiots are incapable of recognizing obvious facts and errors.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (/lPRQ)

AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH It's OBSERVED not ASSIGNED!

Posted by: Talk like they're vaxxed and boosted at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (TbWk/)

55 “If trannies use mens room, they will be subjected to humiliation, abuse and violence”

What a fucking idiot. His solution?

To subject women and girls to humiliation, abuse, and violence instead. LOL!!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (iJVoP)

56 Jordan61, so good to see you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (afJtY)

57 I'm always a little confused about the 'trans' identifier. Is a 'trans' woman a fake man, or a fake woman?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (XeU6L)
____

A good rule of thumb is "trans" means "fake" so just substitute "fake" every time you see "trans X."

So "trans woman" = fake woman (ie, a man)

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

58
Are they also going to quit putting men pretending to be women into women's prisons?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (4Aqsh)

59 49 I'm always a little confused about the 'trans' identifier. Is a 'trans' woman a fake man, or a fake woman?
___

"Trans" = fake. So a "Trans man" is a fake man.

Posted by: Dicktionary at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (qUkBO)

60 I remember the day I was assigned a dick. What a great day.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (MWfyi)

61 Who in the delivery room assigns the sex?

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)

62 "If trans women use men’s toilets, they will be subjected to humiliation, abuse and violence. Anyone with any sense knows this. Which is why in practice trans women will not use men’s toilets, and will just increasingly be driven out of society."

By George, I think he's got it!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

Also anyone who pushes their sexual preferences upon the rest of society should also be driven out.

I.e. "BAKE THE CAKE, BIGOT!" and the ever present rainbow nazis.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:28 PM (XHO5P)

63 Don't Doctors have some kind of hippocratic oath or prime derective to first do no harm?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:28 PM (+6HWg)

64 Wore the serial number off long ago.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 04:28 PM (MWfyi)

65 I'm always a little confused about the 'trans' identifier. Is a 'trans' woman a fake man, or a fake woman?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (XeU6L)


Replace trans with fake and you'll understand.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)

66 when i'm asked how tall i am i say
——-

5’ 14”

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 04:28 PM (iJVoP)

67 So trans women call their dicks clits.

But it’s not a fetish or autogynophilia

Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 04:28 PM (CL71F)

68 re 45: help yourself, i identify as generous

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 04:29 PM (CWTWj)

69 60 I remember the day I was assigned a dick. What a great day.
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (MWfyi)
____________________

The deaf can be savage. (think about it using an Italian accent)

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 04:29 PM (dIske)

70 Don't Doctors have some kind of hippocratic oath or prime derective to first do no harm?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:28 PM (+6HWg)
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It's more like the Pirate's Code these days.

It's more like George Costanza's "It's not a lie, if you believe it."

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:29 PM (HcfrK)

71 I'm always a little confused about the 'trans' identifier. Is a 'trans' woman a fake man, or a fake woman?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (XeU6L)

Very easy once you've figured out the linguistic trick.

Trans = Fake. So just replace the word "trans" with "fake" and you'll understand.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:29 PM (XHO5P)

72 Who in the delivery room assigns the sex?
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)
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The sex-assigner?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 04:29 PM (amcLV)

73 Who in the delivery room assigns the sex?
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM



The man with the melon, of course.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 04:29 PM (4NO2D)

74 re 61: the kindergarten teacher can decide

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (CWTWj)

75 Jordan61, so good to see you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (afJtY)

=====

Good to see you too! I should be working, but I'm not feeling motivated today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (DRSnL)

76 Point of order (again): People have sex; words have gender.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (XMwZJ)

77 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to present exhibit D.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (+6HWg)

78
You are imperfect.
Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:19

But perfectly so! Just like the rest of us.
Posted by: Piper
-------

I'm still dealing with Biden's Dog comment earlier, 'Something won't happen'.

Existentialism is rampant here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (XeU6L)

79
A good rule of thumb is "trans" means "fake" so just substitute "fake" every time you see "trans X."

So "trans woman" = fake woman (ie, a man)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM

This is exactly what I do, I did learn it here. It works perfectly to figure out whether that's a dude or a chick you're talking about.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (uxifx)

80 When I was a teenager, people asked my height regularly. Now that I'm an older man, nobody asks my height.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (mkw2N)

81 I know chicken sexer is a job

what about human sexer

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (ZxPkt)

82 I do not subscribe to the notion all men are dangerous. That is silly. But the vast majority of trans are living out a fetish, which does make it a dangerous proposition for women. Otherwise there would not be this incredible need to domineer and take over women’s spaces.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Dd38x)
____

They are all dangerously mentally ill and prone to violence. I think at base all trans "women" (men) are obsessed with women and despise them. Trannies know they are not real women and never will be. So they are bitter and hateful towards real women.

These are not people you want in the ladies' bathroom or locker room.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (iFTx/)

83 They had Co-Ed bathrooms in the UMass dorms 45 years ago. Nobody ever took a shit in them .

Si queires olvidar a la mujer que amas, pilla que este cagando.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (wBaIH)

84 “If trannies use mens room, they will be subjected to humiliation, abuse and violence”

What a fucking idiot. His solution?

To subject women and girls to humiliation, abuse, and violence instead. LOL!!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (iJVoP)

Notice that his stateme t assumes they are all male trying to be female.

I suspect the rate of female trying to be male is VERY low and they still use the women's restroom.

So, it's ONLY a male trying to be female issue. You never hear of a female trying to be male causing trouble in a men's locker room or restroom. Because it does not happen. Because men and women are different.

For fuck's sake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (zZu0s)

85 I do not subscribe to the notion all men are dangerous. That is silly. But the vast majority of trans are living out a fetish, which does make it a dangerous proposition for women. Otherwise there would not be this incredible need to domineer and take over women’s spaces.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Dd38x)

This is very true. HOWEVER, the most dangerous people tend to be men.

It's not a "most men are dangers" but "most of the (physically) dangerous people are men"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (XHO5P)

86 The way my university solved the trans bathroom problem in the gyms was to convert the nursing room into a trans bathroom.

Why there was a nursing room at the gym in the first place is still a bit of mystery to me, but it was the fad prior to this one, so...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (vJrRc)

87 52 I do not subscribe to the notion all men are dangerous. That is silly. But the vast majority of trans are living out a fetish, which does make it a dangerous proposition for women. Otherwise there would not be this incredible need to domineer and take over women’s spaces.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Dd38x)

Autogynephilia, which I had never even heard of before all this trans insanity broke, and I've heard of a LOT of weird shit. Bruce Jenner is one, if I'm not mistaken. And even if they aren't autogynephiles they get off on the power of frightening, embarrassing, and humiliating females. Like perennial men's competitive swimming loser William Thomas getting to swing his dick around in the girls' locker room.

Posted by: Once again I want off this timelinne at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (TbWk/)

88 Man, those people are lucky, I was assigned math homework at birth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (n5tGW)

89 47> Bathrooms are not real; they are a social construct.

Sex segregated lavatories emerged because Victorian, ordered, civilized societies desired a special place for women to be protected from men as women's presence in public spaces and workplaces increased.

Fun Fact: It was Massachusetts in 1887 that first mandated by law separate toilet facilities for men and women in the workplace where both sexes were employed.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (pUU4E)

90 Storks do not determine the gender of babies. The stork just delivers whatever the baby factory shipped.

Posted by: Stork Facts at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (MWfyi)

91
As for Owen Jones and women using the men's room, a detransitioner on X has rolled his eyes a few times and said men don't give af. Person enters room, performs biological function, leaves. No particular care about who's in there doing same.

It's not like the social ritual in the ladies' room -- adjust underwear, makeup, borrow a tampon, call an Uber to escape a nightmare date, have a quick confab with another girl about some guy in the club, etc.

So calling men in the ladies' room equal to a butch-looking female in the men's room is incorrect.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (mmrXZ)

92 Real question.

If it’s all a social construct and all in your mind, then why change your physical appearance?

Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 04:32 PM (CL71F)

93 Existentialism is rampant here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (XeU6L)

Banana.

*nods goofily*

Posted by: Dadaism at July 15, 2026 04:32 PM (zZu0s)

94 re 83: i remember playboy mag covering that c 1971

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (CWTWj)

95 5 This may seem pretty obvious but the left is losing its mind.

This implies a thing. I'm not sure about that thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Ricocheting talking points in an empty skull. That is what almost all leftists are.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (E4rtv)

96 They are all dangerously mentally ill and prone to violence. I think at base all trans "women" (men) are obsessed with women and despise them. Trannies know they are not real women and never will be. So they are bitter and hateful towards real women.

These are not people you want in the ladies' bathroom or locker room.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (iFTx/)

IT'S MA'AM!!!

Posted by: Hulking Dude in a dress at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (XHO5P)

97 Man, those people are lucky, I was assigned math homework at birth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (n5tGW)
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That's hard core.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (amcLV)

98 Who in the delivery room assigns the sex?
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)
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I find it's a stupid reference to the doctor who fills out the birth certificate. Because it refers to the rare times that a doctor has to do reconstructive surgery on the genitals and then in this instance assigns the sex on the BC.

It's the way that progs want the 0.0001% occurrence to govern how things are definitions.

Yes, some boys with non-functioning dicks were "made into" girls, but in a number of cases, they never were. And children born with "both", have had the doctor *choose* between sexes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (HcfrK)

99 Did you know hens have only one hole?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (+6HWg)

100 Under Labour we have seen the worst rollback of human rights ever in the United Kingdom. even worse than when Section 28 was introduced. Never Forget and Never Forgive.

Agreed, this is the worst rollback of LGBT+ rights I've seen over my lifetime, all under labour. Despite them claiming they're pro LGBT, they've harmed our whole community for years to come. I'll absolutely never forget the betrayal.

The clamp down on protesting is the icing on the cake for me. They leave no option but direct action, then simultaneously make it more risky to resist in every way, even writing some of those laws directly off the back of this.

Even if the wheel somehow turns, and cruelty briefly becomes unfashionable again, none of the people responsible for these things, and the things to come over the next decade, will ever face justice.

No doubt in about 15-20 years the then prime minister will offer a half hearted apology in parliament and that will be the end of it

Kier Starmer was a human rights lawyer, but one of the first things he did was declare he wanted to consult on trans rights with a cis woman who wrote wizard stories 20 years ago.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 04:34 PM (HOltd)

101 Man, those people are lucky, I was assigned math homework at birth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (n5tGW)
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That's hard core.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (amcLV)
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These days, the progs have assigned every child a massive chunk of the national debt.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:34 PM (HcfrK)

102 This is very true. HOWEVER, the most dangerous people tend to be men.

It's not a "most men are dangers" but "most of the (physically) dangerous people are men"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:31 PM (XHO5P)

I dunno, lesbians are dangerous as fuck, especially in domestic violence situations. Hot waffle irons upside the face and such. But while men may present the majority of violent criminals, it is a rather small portion of men that commit the violent crimes, especially sexual crimes.

Posted by: No Virginia, not all men are rapists. Hardly any are. at July 15, 2026 04:34 PM (TbWk/)

103 This policy will make Ellen Page even more depressed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 04:34 PM (m2wmY)

104 Storks do not determine the gender of babies. The stork just delivers whatever the baby factory shipped.
Posted by: Stork Facts
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No one talks about me anymore.

Posted by: The cabbage patch at July 15, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

105 Did you know hens have only one hole?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (+6HWg)

Oddly, I've never been curious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 04:35 PM (zZu0s)

106 So calling men in the ladies' room equal to a butch-looking female in the men's room is incorrect.

Am I the only one who's ever had just regular women come into the men's room at a concert or whatever because the women's line was so long?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:35 PM (ExV1e)

107 They are all dangerously mentally ill and prone to violence. I think at base all trans "women" (men) are obsessed with women and despise them. Trannies know they are not real women and never will be. So they are bitter and hateful towards real women.

These are not people you want in the ladies' bathroom or locker room.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:30 PM (iFTx/)

IT'S MA'AM!!!
Posted by: Hulking Dude in a dress at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (XHO5P)
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Exactly who I was thinking of. There are a lot of them out there like this. Big, hulking men that could easily overpower and kill most women. Hell, trans athletes regularly beat the shit outta of very athletic women in the same weight or size class. A much bigger hulking trans lunatic would be no match for 99% of girls.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:36 PM (iFTx/)

108 too long to detail, but there is a 'south park' episode in which cartman the fat kid declares himself trans and the school ends up giving him his own bathroom.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 04:36 PM (CWTWj)

109 92 Real question.

If it’s all a social construct and all in your mind, then why change your physical appearance?

Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 04:32 PM (CL71F)

Because SHUT UP TRANSPHOBIC GENOCIDER OF TRANS PEOPLE!!!!

Posted by: REEEEEEEE at July 15, 2026 04:36 PM (TbWk/)

110
I do not subscribe to the notion all men are dangerous. That is silly. But the vast majority of trans are living out a fetish,

Posted by: Piper

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I read a long thread on X by someone who had trained cops for many years. Originally, ANY case of a man in a woman's space -- dressing room, locker room, ladies' room -- was to be considered nefarious. Not just suspicious. The guy is in there for bad purposes, no ifs ands or buts. Over the years, under political pressure and not as the result of any kind of empirical evidence, this has been watered down to virtually nothing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 04:37 PM (mmrXZ)

111 A good rule of thumb is "trans" means "fake" so just substitute "fake" every time you see "trans X."

So "trans woman" = fake woman (ie, a man)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM

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I pronounce "trans" as "NOT". And "cis" is silent.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:37 PM (HcfrK)

112 We’re still doing this? In 2026?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2026 04:37 PM (u73oe)

113 "Did you know hens have only one hole?
Posted by: Boss Moss"

That's almost as interesting as platypuses having no nipples.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 04:37 PM (MWfyi)

114 So, some people get Cloacaed. Is that a word? Or even a gender affirming care thing?

Posted by: tubal at July 15, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar8)

115 Yay, sanity!!

Kinda related: Hegseth announced testosterone screening for male military members under 30 and testosterone replacement treatments for those who request it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 04:37 PM (9SFUq)

116 I find it's a stupid reference to the doctor who fills out the birth certificate. Because it refers to the rare times that a doctor has to do reconstructive surgery on the genitals and then in this instance assigns the sex on the BC.

It's the way that progs want the 0.0001% occurrence to govern how things are definitions.

Yes, some boys with non-functioning dicks were "made into" girls, but in a number of cases, they never were. And children born with "both", have had the doctor *choose* between sexes.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (HcfrK)

MANY years ago, in the somewhat sane beforetimes, I was having a debate on a web forum where I was willing to accept the choice of sex from people who are born with genetic or other birth defects that make them apparently or actually ambiguous.

That .00001% of a compromise was enough for the screeching trans supporter to say: SEE!?!? SEX ISN'T BINARY, SO YOU SHOULD JUST ACCEPT TRANS!!!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:38 PM (XHO5P)

117 Despite them claiming they're pro LGBT, they've harmed our whole community for years to come.

They were pro LGBT until the concentration of muslims got high enough. Guess what comes next.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e)

118
I suspect the rate of female trying to be male is VERY low and they still use the women's restroom.

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I suspect the small number that do exist, quietly go into the men’s room, use the stall if they haven’t done anything bottom wise, and quietly exit without causing a stir, panic, or otherwise ensuring everybody and their brother knows they are in the women’s room because it is their right and if you question it, they are going to punch you in the nose.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:38 PM (Dd38x)

119 105 Did you know hens have only one hole?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (+6HWg)

Oddly, I've never been curious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 04:35 PM (zZu0s)

Birds and reptiles have cloacae, a single opening used for both excretory functions and reproduction. Sort of an evolutionary all-in-one.

Posted by: No bonus holes for them at July 15, 2026 04:38 PM (TbWk/)

120 I thought sex was an XX or XY thing.Maybe too,old fashioned?

Posted by: tubal at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)

121 I dunno, lesbians are dangerous as fuck, especially in domestic violence situations. Hot waffle irons upside the face and such. But while men may present the majority of violent criminals, it is a rather small portion of men that commit the violent crimes, especially sexual crimes.
Posted by: No Virginia, not all men are rapists. Hardly any are. at July 15, 2026 04:34 PM (TbWk/)

Your statement in no way contradicts what I said. Unless you think violent lesbians outnumber violent men.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (XHO5P)

122 109 92 Real question.

If it’s all a social construct and all in your mind, then why change your physical appearance?

Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 04:32 PM (CL71F)

Because SHUT UP TRANSPHOBIC GENOCIDER OF TRANS PEOPLE!!!!
Posted by: REEEEEEEE at July 15, 2026 04:36 PM (TbWk/)
_________________________

HEY, why don't non-binary people wear two sets of clothes at a time? I'm think two hats might be tough without a rubber band chin strap. Shoes might be tough...but everything else is just layering.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (dIske)

123 So calling men in the ladies' room equal to a butch-looking female in the men's room is incorrect.

Am I the only one who's ever had just regular women come into the men's room at a concert or whatever because the women's line was so long?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:35 PM (ExV1e)
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In clubs too. Although in clubs there are other reasons for girls going into men's bathrooms and vice versa ...

And as Richard Jeni joked about, then guys enter a girl's bathroom, they're yelled at as creeps and perverts and "get the fuck out of here." But when a girl goes into a guy's bathroom, she gets a hero's welcome!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (iFTx/)

124 I read a long thread on X by someone who had trained cops for many years. Originally, ANY case of a man in a woman's space -- dressing room, locker room, ladies' room -- was to be considered nefarious. Not just suspicious. The guy is in there for bad purposes, no ifs ands or buts. Over the years, under political pressure and not as the result of any kind of empirical evidence, this has been watered down to virtually nothing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 04:37 PM (mmrXZ)
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I'm a guy. I'm mostly harmless (thanks to my savior). But I 100% believe that.

And was trying to tell progs that at the junction between the Gay Marriage wave and the T-wave.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:40 PM (HcfrK)

125 They had Co-Ed bathrooms in the UMass dorms 45 years ago. Nobody ever took a shit in them .

We may need to take a page from Indian culture, and just designate the public sidewalks and alleyways as Co-Ed bathrooms.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:40 PM (/TiS1)

126 Did you know hens have only one hole?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (+6HWg)

Oddly, I've never been curious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 04:35 PM (zZu0s)

Birds and reptiles have cloacae, a single opening used for both excretory functions and reproduction. Sort of an evolutionary all-in-one.
Posted by: No bonus holes for them at July 15, 2026 04:38 PM (TbWk/)

You all know that they have mouths and ears, right?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:41 PM (XHO5P)

127 105 Did you know hens have only one hole?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM
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So who's having sex with the hen?

https://youtu.be/97DKYE4ezm8


Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 15, 2026 04:41 PM (2Ez/1)

128 So every establishment is going to have to add a third bathroom somewhere?

To accommodate like 2% of the population?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

129 I thought sex was an XX or XY thing.Maybe too,old fashioned?

Posted by: tubal at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar
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That was Tran-ism V 1.0. Since then the camel's been trying to change the shape of his nose.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:41 PM (HcfrK)

130 I'd pluck me.

Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (4NO2D)

131 So now every facility needs to add an entire unisex facility (toilet or changing room) because of mental illness. We already add handicap accessible spaces, which is burdensome but not impossible and probably fair. But adding facilities because some fool can't figure out what his wang is for? Sorry, no.

Nowhere in any government document for any country besides the idiot muzzies guarantees freedom from embarrassment or having one's feelings bruised, so piss off and deal with it yourself, ya pervert.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (bl07w)

132 That's almost as interesting as platypuses having no nipples.
Posted by: fd
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But, they have venom glands and spurs.

Posted by: Stephen Maturin at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (XeU6L)

133 Yes, some boys with non-functioning dicks were "made into" girls, but in a number of cases, they never were. And children born with "both", have had the doctor *choose* between sexes.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:33 PM (HcfrK)

Intersex conditions or hermaphroditism are rare AF, and it's both disingenuous and stupid for the LBGTWTFPDF crew to act as if this makes biological sex non-binary. Also, for a really horrific example of a boy raised as a girl, look up David Reimer and John Money. The alphabet people really REALLY don't want to acknowledge this case.

Posted by: Gender is actually NOT a malleable construct at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (TbWk/)

134 I suspect the rate of female trying to be male is VERY low and they still use the women's restroom.

———
I suspect the small number that do exist, quietly go into the men’s room, use the stall if they haven’t done anything bottom wise, and quietly exit without causing a stir, panic, or otherwise ensuring everybody and their brother knows they are in the women’s room because it is their right and if you question it, they are going to punch you in the nose.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:38 PM (Dd38x)
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I believe the studies on this -- to the extent they're reliable at all -- is that F2M "transitions" are more common in tween and younger teenage girls, but it's temporary and mostly for attention. They aren't committed to the conversion (although some, like Ellen Page, do go all the way).

I think the M2F trannies are more deranged, more committed, and more dangerous. These people don't cosplay.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:43 PM (iFTx/)

135 If it’s all a social construct and all in your mind, then why change your physical appearance?

Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 04:32 PM (CL71F)
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Citizen, we have detected you using toxic male reason!

Please come with us!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:43 PM (HcfrK)

136 But when a girl goes into a guy's bathroom, she gets a hero's welcome!

But mostly is recruited to referee pissing contests or judge a competition in size of several contestant's junk.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:43 PM (/TiS1)

137 Men go to the Urologist
Women go to the Ob/Gyn
Trans go to the Psychiatrist

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 15, 2026 04:43 PM (MNCvZ)

138 130 I'd pluck me.
Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (4NO2D)

Are you a Hen, perchance? Then, you are a real Mother Plucker.

Posted by: tubal at July 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar8)

139
And as Richard Jeni joked about, then guys enter a girl's bathroom, they're yelled at as creeps and perverts and "get the fuck out of here." But when a girl goes into a guy's bathroom, she gets a hero's welcome!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:39

I've done that at concerts but we go to the men's room as a group of girls and the men were fine, and yes, if a man tried that we'd scream at him to get out, wrong bathroom.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 04:44 PM (uxifx)

140 Posted by: tubal at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar

Chromosomes are a social construct.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 15, 2026 04:44 PM (wGerL)

141 do dogs have belly buttons?

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 04:44 PM (ZxPkt)

142 Feel for the disabled in the UK, though the public toilets are nice and high. (Equality Act 2010)

Standard Accessible Toilets: These are found in most shopping centers, restaurants, and public venues. Many of these are kept locked to prevent vandalism and require a RADAR Key to open. You can map their locations using the Great British Public Toilet Map.

Changing Places Toilets: These are larger, specialist facilities designed for severely disabled people. They include extra space, adult-sized changing benches, and ceiling hoists. You can use the Changing Places Toilets locator to find these before you travel.

In the absence of separate gender-neutral bathrooms, trans people have sometimes resorted to using accessible (disabled) toilets to avoid confrontation or feeling unsafe in gendered spaces. However, advocates and disability organizations argue that disabled toilets are not an appropriate "catch-all" or "third space" alternative.

A new bathroom battle looms.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 04:44 PM (NFX2v)

143 But mostly is recruited to referee pissing contests or judge a competition in size of several contestant's junk.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:43 PM
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Does this involve a champagne glass?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 04:44 PM (2Ez/1)

144 So now every facility needs to add an entire unisex facility (toilet or changing room) because of mental illness.

Except for mosques, I'm guessing.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2026 04:45 PM (WSDAm)

145 > I thought sex was an XX or XY thing. Maybe too old fashioned?

That rule doesn't cover all cases and it gives the left an opening to argue the margins. It's more accurate to say if you have ANY Y chromosomes, you're a male. If you don't, you're female.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:45 PM (mkw2N)

146 Did you know hens have only one hole?
Posted by: Boss Moss

So fucking a chicken counts as anal?

Posted by: Ernie Anastos at July 15, 2026 04:45 PM (HOltd)

147 100 Under Labour we have seen the worst rollback of human rights ever in the United Kingdom. even worse than when Section 28 was introduced. Never Forget and Never Forgive.

Agreed, this is the worst rollback of LGBT+ rights I've seen over my lifetime, all under labour. Despite them claiming they're pro LGBT, they've harmed our whole community for years to come. I'll absolutely never forget the betrayal.

....


No doubt in about 15-20 years the then prime minister will offer a half hearted apology in parliament and that will be the end of it

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 04:34 PM (HOltd)


Imagine the rollback of human rights when your prime minister in 15-20 years is named Mohamed.

You'll never forgive or forget because most of you will be dropped off of skyscrapers in London.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

148 133> Intersex conditions or hermaphroditism are rare AF,

The general rule is: if the person has a Y chromosome, no matter how many Xs, then the person is a biological male.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:45 PM (/TiS1)

149 *adult-sized changing benches, and ceiling hoists.*
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Is this about me?

Posted by: Stacey Tank Abrams at July 15, 2026 04:46 PM (2Ez/1)

150 And as Richard Jeni joked about, then guys enter a girl's bathroom, they're yelled at as creeps and perverts and "get the fuck out of here." But when a girl goes into a guy's bathroom, she gets a hero's welcome!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (iFTx/)

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Always loved Richard Jeni.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:46 PM (DRSnL)

151 Your statement in no way contradicts what I said. Unless you think violent lesbians outnumber violent men.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (XHO5P)

Not seeking to contradict you, just making conversation. The "Virginia" reference was just borrowing from the Santa Claus film, in case you were thinking I was fishing for personal umbrage.

Posted by: Easy big fella at July 15, 2026 04:46 PM (TbWk/)

152 148 133> Intersex conditions or hermaphroditism are rare AF,

The general rule is: if the person has a Y chromosome, no matter how many Xs, then the person is a biological male.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:45 PM (/TiS1)

So, does XYY make one Muy Macho? How about XYYYYYY?

Posted by: tubal at July 15, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8)

153 Ask you urologist if hermaphroditism is right for you.

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at July 15, 2026 04:47 PM (2Ez/1)

154 146 Did you know hens have only one hole?
Posted by: Boss Moss

So fucking a chicken counts as anal?
Posted by: Ernie Anastos at July 15, 2026 04:45 PM (HOltd)

And vaginal. And urethral.

Posted by: Peak kink efficiency at July 15, 2026 04:47 PM (TbWk/)

155 HAHAHAHA!!

Goooooaaaal!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)

156 > I think the M2F trannies are more deranged, more committed, and more dangerous.

Yes. They're also the ones who will openly tell you about the "euphoria" they feel when they see themselves dressed as women or when someone acknowledges them as women. It's a fetish.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:48 PM (mkw2N)

157 115 Yay, sanity!!

Kinda related: Hegseth announced testosterone screening for male military members under 30 and testosterone replacement treatments for those who request it.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026

Hopefully this is for people who are truly low T and not for those looking to build muscle in the gym. There is a large black market for this in the lifting community and with it comes a huge increases in mood swings and aggression.

It also causes terrible cystic acne, excessive hair growth in places you don’t want to be hairy, enlarged prostrates, heart issues, and other fun things. HRT is good when needed, but like other things, can be abused.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:48 PM (Dd38x)

158 Take that , Limey squad.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 04:48 PM (GD0B3)

159 Argentina scores 1-1

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 04:48 PM (m2wmY)

160 Headline (Newsweek):

"Why Trump Threat To Hit Bridges, Power Plants May Be Considered a War Crime"

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2026 04:48 PM (rj6Yv)

161 150 And as Richard Jeni joked about, then guys enter a girl's bathroom, they're yelled at as creeps and perverts and "get the fuck out of here." But when a girl goes into a guy's bathroom, she gets a hero's welcome!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:39 PM (iFTx/)

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Always loved Richard Jeni.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:46 PM (DRSnL)

He was very funny, underrated in my opinion, and I was shocked and saddened to learn he killed himself.

Posted by: Lots of comics hurt inside apparently at July 15, 2026 04:49 PM (TbWk/)

162 Intersex conditions or hermaphroditism are rare AF, and it's both disingenuous and stupid for the LBGTWTFPDF crew to act as if this makes biological sex non-binary. Also, for a really horrific example of a boy raised as a girl, look up David Reimer and John Money. The alphabet people really REALLY don't want to acknowledge this case.

Posted by: Gender is actually NOT a malleable construct at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (TbWk/)
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But that is totally likely where they get the overgeneralization that we are "assigned a sex at birth (on the certificate)".

The thing about doctors making XYs into "girls", they were girls with off the charts testosterone. Many of them felt that there had been some screwup. Some became sociopaths.

But that's quite different from an XX that "feels" that there is a screw up because it says "Female" on her birth certificate and she really doesn't feel that's accurate.

No, the failures at converting XYs into "girls" shows how much sex chromosomes actually factor into "gender expression".

But that doesn't mean we can wish-cast that it works the other way. And that's what these assholes do.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:49 PM (HcfrK)

163 Jordan61!!!!!!

Howdy stranger! How’s hubs?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 04:49 PM (C3pSe)

164 Disgusting creatures still obsessed with the damn bathrooms.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS)

165 140. 😈

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 04:49 PM (NFX2v)

166 Go Argentina !!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 04:49 PM (afJtY)

167 143> Does this involve a champagne glass?

I was thinking A Galileo thermometer.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:50 PM (BvPIe)

168 So every establishment is going to have to add a third bathroom somewhere?

To accommodate like 2% of the population?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)
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Dig a hole out back and cover it with an outhouse.

Anyone welcome.

Except Graham Platner. That dude's a freak.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 04:50 PM (FZ29D)

169 The hard part is finding ANYONE with balls in England. The way they allow woke Kafka- commies lord over them, I think everyone in the UK now counts as "gender neutral."

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 04:50 PM (Av6i5)

170 You know what the underlying message of this UK edict is?

On the Victimization Hierarchy Schedule™, the Muslims/ Migrants have surpassed the LBQT.... contingency. On the surface, this appears as a pure step back for the LBQT...group, but in truth is is an effort to protect the Muslim/ Migrant group from shivving them in public restaurants and sullying their pristine lives.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 04:50 PM (dIske)

171 So, does XYY make one Muy Macho? How about XYYYYYY?
Posted by: tubal at July 15, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar
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Often, XYYs are found in maximum security prisons.

Their aggression drive is off the charts.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:51 PM (HcfrK)

172 restaurants = restrooms (ever eat in the UK?)

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 04:51 PM (dIske)

173 The hard part is finding ANYONE with balls in England.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 04:50 PM (Av6i5)
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So they can all use the ladies' room!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:51 PM (HcfrK)

174 Often, XYYs are found in maximum security prisons.

Their aggression drive is off the charts.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:51 PM (HcfrK)
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Dean Koontz wrote a horror story featuring such a guy as a villain.

He was very, very disturbed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 04:52 PM (FZ29D)

175 154 146 Did you know hens have only one hole?
Posted by: Boss Moss

So fucking a chicken counts as anal?
Posted by: Ernie Anastos at July 15, 2026 04:45 PM (HOltd)

And vaginal. And urethral.
Posted by: Peak kink efficiency


I just had cloacal sex with my avian lover.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

176 > So, does XYY make one Muy Macho? How about XYYYYYY?

XYY are often taller than average, normal to lower IQ, and prone to ADHD, autism, impulsivity, anxiety, and temper issues.

XYYY are often taller than average, have skeletal anomalies, teeth issues, acne, intellectual disability, are impulsive, aggressive, and have low frustration tolerance.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (mkw2N)

177 6 " BLADE GETTING VERY FIRSTY
Posted by: Elric The Blade"

You are imperfect.
Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:19

But perfectly so! Just like the rest of us.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (Dd38x)

Piper is so nice

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (uhVAy)

178 Howdy stranger! How’s hubs?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 04:49 PM (C3pSe)

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Doing better! He started physical therapy a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (DRSnL)

179 Wow. Argentina!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)

180 160> "Why Trump Threat To Hit Bridges, Power Plants May Be Considered a War Crime"

I can accept those terms under this proviso: Anyone who interferes in the building or participates in the decommissioning of an existing power plant gets treated as a War Criminal.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (BvPIe)

181 Sodomites love anything disordered which includes something as simple as taking a dump.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (qC81n)

182 50 I'm old enough to remember being warned about flashers and men trying to lure you into a van with candy, now they want to force you to share a small enclosed space with the same perverts.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (uxifx)

Used to ride my bike downtown to the library when I was a kid. Dude flashed me when I was in the stacks looking for a book. I have a brother, for heaven's sake, so I just pointed and laughed. Not exactly what he was hoping for, I don't think.

I suspect there have been a remarkable number of young girls flashed by perverts. I think many of these perverts have decided to be trans so they can get away with doing it under the guise of legality. Still perverts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 04:54 PM (bl07w)

183 They be rioting in England tonight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 04:54 PM (n5tGW)

184 "Why Trump Threat To Hit Bridges, Power Plants May Be Considered a War Crime"

Because Trump.

Also, why Trump should consider bombing the ICC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:54 PM (ExV1e)

185 Dean Koontz wrote a horror story featuring such a guy as a villain.

He was very, very disturbed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 04:52 PM (FZ29D)

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I remember that story. The guy had four testicles and no penis, IIRC.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (DRSnL)

186 I'm always a little confused about the 'trans' identifier. Is a 'trans' woman a fake man, or a fake woman?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:25 PM (XeU6L)

Very easy once you've figured out the linguistic trick.

Trans = Fake. So just replace the word "trans" with "fake" and you'll understand.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 15, 2026 04:29 PM (XHO5P)

or insert "ition to " after trans. Transman -> Transition to man.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (uhVAy)

187 Birds and reptiles have cloacae, a single opening used for both excretory functions and reproduction. Sort of an evolutionary all-in-one.

Posted by: No bonus holes for them at July 15, 2026 04:38 PM (TbWk/)
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It's not that far off from reusing the urinary fixture for sexual organ, though.

Thank the Lord he split off the septic function, though.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (HcfrK)

188
There are all sorts of crazy and rare "hiccups" with the sex-differentiation process. Somebody, maybe Colin Wright wrote about how, no that doesn't disprove the "binary" as the trans loons claim, but actually proves it. These are malfunctions in that binary differentiation process.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (w6EFb)

189 Fun Facts to know and Tell:
It's called a cloaca.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (UjdFS)

190 Just scoping out the posts today.... this little nugget got my attention..."The teen who was slapped was uninjured. ".

That girl should have punched that Canadian bitch in the soler plexus and when the bitch doubled over kicked her face in.
Someone have failed to teach this child correctly.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (OsdBI)

191 I remember that story. The guy had four testicles and no penis, IIRC.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (DRSnL)

Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

Posted by: Confucius say... at July 15, 2026 04:56 PM (TbWk/)

192
I'd pluck me.
Posted by: Buffalo Chicken

Are you a Hen, perchance? Then, you are a real Mother Plucker.
Posted by: tubal


Pluck your magic twanger, Froggy!

Posted by: Zombie Andy Devine at July 15, 2026 04:56 PM (Cqx++)

193 It also causes terrible cystic acne, excessive hair growth in places you don’t want to be hairy, enlarged prostrates, heart issues, and other fun things. HRT is good when needed, but like other things, can be abused.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:48 PM (Dd38x)

Enlarged prostrates. Lol. Those layabouts!

Also, iirc, it causes your body to start to shut down your own testosterone factoies- the balls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

194 176> Distinctives of XYY and XYYY

I didn't know that DU, Antifa and Reditt were therapy groups for the chromosomal outliers.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:56 PM (BvPIe)

195 Huh, looks like I missed this game. I thought it was happening on Thursday.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM (gKWVE)

196 All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)

197 It's not that far off from reusing the urinary fixture for sexual organ, though.

Thank the Lord he split off the septic function, though.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (HcfrK)
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Who else would put the recreation area in the middle of the sewage treatment facility?
---just the punchline

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM (amcLV)

198 Ow, my balls!

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM (UjdFS)

199 I do not subscribe to the notion all men are dangerous. That is silly. But the vast majority of trans are living out a fetish, which does make it a dangerous proposition for women. Otherwise there would not be this incredible need to domineer and take over women’s spaces.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Dd38x)

The system is also giving cover for the true dangerous ones for the bargain price of a blue fright wig from Party City.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)

200 We already add handicap accessible spaces, which is burdensome but not impossible and probably fair. But adding facilities because some fool can't figure out what his wang is for? Sorry, no.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (bl07w)

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I assumed those were the spaces that trans were expected to use.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM (ZNpJk)

201 I remember that story. The guy had four testicles and no penis, IIRC.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (DRSnL)
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Yep. Those details are kinda unforgettable...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM (FZ29D)

202 You're not trans, you only think you're trans.

Posted by: Rex B at July 15, 2026 04:58 PM (MiiEW)

203 That girl should have punched that Canadian bitch in the soler plexus and when the bitch doubled over kicked her face in.
Someone have failed to teach this child correctly.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (OsdBI)

Cunt punt.

Posted by: Double meaning and doubled over at July 15, 2026 04:58 PM (TbWk/)

204 Also, iirc, it causes your body to start to shut down your own testosterone factoies- the balls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 04:56 PM


Singular, not plural.

Posted by: zombie Adolf H. at July 15, 2026 04:58 PM (0sNs1)

205 Ancient Rome's main sewer was the Cloaca Maximus.

And no, it's not a gag name like "Biggus Dickus."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 04:59 PM (amcLV)

206
It's called a cloaca.

Romulan and Klingon ships had them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 04:59 PM (Cqx++)

207 202 You're not trans, you only think you're trans.
Posted by: Rex B at July 15, 2026 04:58 PM (MiiEW)

DING DING DING

Posted by: Very well and succinctly stated at July 15, 2026 04:59 PM (TbWk/)

208 We already add handicap accessible spaces, which is burdensome but not impossible and probably fair. But adding facilities because some fool can't figure out what his wang is for? Sorry, no.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (bl07w)

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I assumed those were the spaces that trans were expected to use.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM (ZNpJk)

that was assuming a third type, presumably single person lockable for gender neutral use. So the UK will have to build a load of those in those 1550 buildings.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)

209 You're not trans, you're mentally ill.

Posted by: Let's be honest at July 15, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)

210
I have a brother, for heaven's sake, so I just pointed and laughed. Not exactly what he was hoping for, I don't think.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 04:54 PM (bl07w)




Looky there. That thing resembles a penis. Only smaller.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 05:00 PM (y9nCu)

211 Who else would put the recreation area in the middle of the sewage treatment facility?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 04:57 PM


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Urban Planners in the U.S. at July 15, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

212 206
It's called a cloaca.

Romulan and Klingon ships had them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 04:59 PM (Cqx++)

Claoacaing shield, for contraception.

Posted by: Ask your veterinarian if it's right for you at July 15, 2026 05:00 PM (TbWk/)

213 @127/Frank Costanza: "So who's having sex with the hen?"

According to Ernie Anastos, Weatherman Nick is!

https://youtu.be/2sVVl2EKgUU

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 05:00 PM (O7YUW)

214 *eyeroll*

Re: Insty

The Meatball has predicted that the dems take the house and the senate will be divided. I bet he typed that breathlessly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 05:01 PM (zZu0s)

215 Trannies sensed a big win with Biden in charge, and they pushed for everything.

And now they’ve earned the big backlash.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 05:01 PM (wLnmp)

216 Plenty of places--mostly shopping centers or theaters--now have "family bathrooms". They are single seaters. Anybody can use them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:01 PM (HcfrK)

217 It's not that far off from reusing the urinary fixture for sexual organ, though.

Thank the Lord he split off the septic function, though.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (HcfrK)
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Well, the joke *is* dunking on civil engineers...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 05:01 PM (amcLV)

218 I remember that story. The guy had four testicles and no penis, IIRC.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (DRSnL)

Walk with pride, man!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 05:01 PM (bl07w)

219 Looky there. That thing resembles a penis. Only smaller.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 05:00 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: The Man in the Boat at July 15, 2026 05:02 PM (0sNs1)

220 I go into the gender neutral single units because nobody else uses them. 😁

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:02 PM (n5tGW)

221 Just scoping out the posts today.... this little nugget got my attention..."The teen who was slapped was uninjured. ".

That girl should have punched that Canadian bitch in the soler plexus and when the bitch doubled over kicked her face in.
Someone have failed to teach this child correctly.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (OsdBI)

In law she was just as injured as if she was hospitalized. Assault by an alien is a crime, Assault of a child is a exacerbating factor.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy)

222 Brits screwed the pooch

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:02 PM (wOO3z)

223
And no, it's not a gag name like "Biggus Dickus."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 04:59 PM (amcLV)




The Paolo always makes for the gag when he is with woman.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 15, 2026 05:02 PM (y9nCu)

224 No one is telling you that you can't practice your sex fetish

But what you are being told is you can't practice it in public.

Deal with it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm)

225 I predict it will be dark tonight and lighter tommorow afternoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 05:03 PM (Cqx++)

226 Argentina 2, England 1. Not sure England is coming back.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:03 PM (Dd38x)

227 I wonder if this was what they/them were referring to when somebody on one of the Discords I belong to claimed that a rule had been passed that would "Reduce life expectancy for LGBTQ by 10 years, and BIPOCS by 20".

Or if there was some other EU rule that did something similar.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2026 05:03 PM (vJrRc)

228 That was a hell of a comeback.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 05:03 PM (viF8m)

229 Piper is so nice
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM


An undiscovered side-effect of kale?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

230 According to the big book of strange facts....

sometime in the 1970's, Napoleon's penis was sold at an auction. Approximately one and a half inches long and described as "A small, dried up object".

And now, you know.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:04 PM (OsdBI)

231 Britain.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 05:04 PM (+6HWg)

232 "Why Trump Threat To Hit Bridges, Power Plants May Be Considered a War Crime"

Because Trump.

Also, why Trump should consider bombing the ICC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:54 PM (ExV1e)

Nonsense. Those all have military uses.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:04 PM (uhVAy)

233 Is Men's Metric Kickball on the telescreen?

Posted by: Kick De Boll! at July 15, 2026 05:04 PM (2Ez/1)

234 214 *eyeroll*

Re: Insty

The Meatball has predicted that the dems take the house and the senate will be divided. I bet he typed that breathlessly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Gay and fake shit--to wit,

"The forecasts are based on a series of factors, including generic ballot data, fundraising, prediction markets, polling averages and the historical partisanship of a given state or district. The models update at least daily."

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (E4rtv)

235 Nobody cared about trannies till they started perving on little kids at the library and kindergarten.

They are being used as a battering ram against civilization

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (iJVoP)

236 Bye-bye England

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (OXYE0)

237 Argentina 2, England 1. Not sure England is coming back.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:03 PM (Dd38x)


Are they calling this one the "Malvinas" match, yet?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (rbvCR)

238
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The Man in the Boat at July 15, 2026 05:02 PM (0sNs1)




I'm not sure you exist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (y9nCu)

239 Argentina gets to use all the bathrooms!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (n5tGW)

240
sometime in the 1970's, Napoleon's penis was sold at an auction. Approximately one and a half inches long and described as "A small, dried up object".

And now, you know.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:04 PM (OsdBI)

I was eeen le pool!

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (TbWk/)

241 224 No one is telling you that you can't practice your sex fetish

But what you are being told is you can't practice it in public.

Deal with it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm)

There have been cross-dressers for many decades, and until recently they "passed" instead of demanding attention. Nobody cared.

These newer creeps are just assholes with way too much attitude.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (bl07w)

242 Over, Argentina wins. Messi’s assists brought them back from the dead. Wow.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (Dd38x)

243 This comment stream seems to be sliding toward unseriousness.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (0sNs1)

244 Cen yoy come back after the game?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (+6HWg)

245 Trump should order the occupation and annexation of the Falklands tonight.

Posted by: just to put the boot in at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (gKWVE)

246 they're calling him the Messi-ah

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (gKWVE)

247
Now, look up Rasputin's supposed preserved pickled member in a jar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (w6EFb)

248 Argentina 2, England 1. Not sure England is coming back.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:03 PM (Dd38x)

Wait till they torpedo the General Belgrano and walk across the island to Goose Green.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)

249 Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (E4rtv)

I also find it fascinating considering republican redistricting.

Dude is jacking off mentally in type.

Fucking traitorous bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (zZu0s)

250 I can hear Starmer " we lost so we have to give them the Falklands"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (OXYE0)

251 *There have been cross-dressers for many decades, and until recently they "passed" instead of demanding attention. Nobody cared.*
++++

All I wanted was a Section 8 discharge.

Posted by: Corporal Klinger at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (2Ez/1)

252 Nonsense. Those all have military uses.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:04 PM (uhVAy)


Please, the ICC has no use at all, much less military use.
It mostly exists to extract vengeance and bribes, but mostly bribes.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (rbvCR)

253 I don't think we need more sheep so forget about the Falkland Islands

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (Ia/+0)

254 242 Over, Argentina wins. Messi’s assists brought them back from the dead. Wow.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (Dd38x)


Good.... I was pulling for Argentina...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:07 PM (FtULh)

255 247
Now, look up Rasputin's supposed preserved pickled member in a jar.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (w6EFb)

Oh, let's not.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 05:07 PM (bl07w)

256 My son and I had this conversation last night about Elleniot Page.

Nothing about her is male or masculine. Her complex is a bizarre variation on the female "I can fix men" trope. She thinks men should cry more. She thinks men should not be "emotionally shut down", which is a female description of male behavior.

It seems that her main compulsion is that she is going to show men how to be better men: i.e., improve men.

How the fuck did she know that she "felt male", if she didn't resemble the "emotionally shut down" state of most males--which again is a female way of describing men's degree of prioritization of abstractions and structures over just relationships.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:07 PM (HcfrK)

257
Trump should order the occupation and annexation of the Falklands tonight.
Posted by: just to put the boot in at July 15, 2026 05:05 PM (gKWVE)




As in "Fuck both of you. If you can't play nice and share the toys, Daddy's taking them away."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 05:07 PM (y9nCu)

258 Going to give this the 72 hour rule. Vance went on the Joe Rogan show and accused Israel of sabotaging the negotiations between Iran and the US.

He also stated that there was evidence that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:08 PM (afJtY)

259 229 Piper is so nice
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM

An undiscovered side-effect of kale?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

Ha! I missed this. Was watching Argentina. But thank you!

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:08 PM (Dd38x)

260 You're not supposed to cry for me.

Posted by: Argentina at July 15, 2026 05:08 PM (2Ez/1)

261 Autogynephiliac men get off while looking at themselves in a mirror dressed as women.

Do trans men do that? Cuz that'd be GROSS af.

Posted by: RFAC at July 15, 2026 05:09 PM (5Cy8I)

262 Argentina vs Old Mexico.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 05:09 PM (+6HWg)

263 How the fuck did she know that she "felt male", if she didn't resemble the "emotionally shut down" state of most males--which again is a female way of describing men's degree of prioritization of abstractions and structures over just relationships.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:07 PM (HcfrK)

She felt attraction to women so it's much cooler to say you are a transman then to say I'm lesbian

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:09 PM (FtULh)

264 One of the problems with their percentage model is using prediction markets which create an endogeneity problem--those prediction markets are using crap like Meathead's predictions to place bets on outcomes. In other words, he has his variables on both sides of the equation and they interact with each other.

Competing with Nate Silver, Sabato, Cook, etc. I guess to try to raise his grifting and media profile.

No one remembers bad polling nor bad predictions made in Summer when election time comes around in November. And the idea that you can put percentages on these things right now is ridiculous. All of that shit is about plus or minus 20 percentage points in accuracy which means worthless in a 50-50 election.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:09 PM (E4rtv)

265 I actually do care what women think of men, but I don't care what Ellen Page thinks of men, because she is a lunatic. The only thing any normal person should consider when dealing with a lunatic is how to avoid getting stabbed by it.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

266 Now, look up Rasputin's supposed preserved pickled member in a jar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (w6EFb)
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Rasputin is probably glad that the production team from Fear Factor never found it.

John Dillinger was said to have a prominent member which was preserved by his current lover at the time of death and is somewhere to this day.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:10 PM (HcfrK)

267 we won! we won!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:10 PM (GD0B3)

268
All I wanted was a Section 8 discharge.
Posted by: Corporal Klinger


All you had to do was state on the record that you were a homosexual. But you refused.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 05:10 PM (Cqx++)

269 That girl should have punched that Canadian bitch in the soler plexus and when the bitch doubled over kicked her face in.
Someone have failed to teach this child correctly.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 04:55 PM (OsdBI)

The parents should make tee shirts for her and her siblings to wear throughout the summer. Maybe set up a kiosk close to where the clueless bf lives and sell them. She doesn't like Trump garb? How's this grab you, smokey tits?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 05:11 PM (nbLIj)

270 I can hear Starmer " we lost so we have to give them the Falklands"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (OXYE0)


I am expecting the Falklanders to finally take a long look at Labour and the green legislations, then put the Governor onto a lifeboat in Stanley Harbor and start making frantic rescue pleas to the Argie Navy

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:11 PM (rbvCR)

271 The only thing any normal person should consider when dealing with a lunatic is how to avoid getting stabbed by it.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

Just stab it first. Problem solved!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:12 PM (OsdBI)

272
180 160> "Why Trump Threat To Hit Bridges, Power Plants May Be Considered a War Crime"

I can accept those terms under this proviso: Anyone who interferes in the building or participates in the decommissioning of an existing power plant gets treated as a War Criminal.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (BvPIe)

Since this has been threatened at least twice before, and we always backed off at the last minute, Trump is going to have to carry out at least one or two nights of this before the Iranians will ever believe it’s real. Right now they think it’s a joke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 05:12 PM (wLnmp)

273 > I think the M2F trannies are more deranged, more committed, and more dangerous.

Yes. They're also the ones who will openly tell you about the "euphoria" they feel when they see themselves dressed as women or when someone acknowledges them as women. It's a fetish.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:48 PM (mkw2N)

The old transvestites at least acted like they thought a woman did, no matter how badly they fit into their dresses.

Now they are as aggressive as an NFL linebacker of the old school under their blue/purple wigs...though a lot of actual women of the leftist bent act just as crazed, so maybe it isn't their fault.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:12 PM (uhVAy)

274 Spain is tough to beat. Will not be cakewalk!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:13 PM (GD0B3)

275 I also find it fascinating considering republican redistricting.

Dude is jacking off mentally in type.

Fucking traitorous bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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The model has nothing on actual districts apparently and is using historical data which doesn't work when the districts used have changed. Mid term adjustments to election districts are pretty much unique to this election cycle for House elections--suis generis.

I used to build and use empirical models and his is junk. Cook's is a bit better because they analyze each seat, incumbency, and a number of other variables that are non existent in this one. My guess is a play for mass media coverage is driving this, not accuracy.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)

276 f prioritization of abstractions and structures over just relationships.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:07 PM (HcfrK)

Ellen page was sexually assaulted. She would hate me for saying it, but she is textbook “if I am not a female anymore, I can’t be hurt like this again”. She is a tiny, tiny girl. This is how she dealt with trauma and her vulnerability as not just a female, but a very small female. She wasn’t totally tethered to strong mental health to start, and she wasn’t given great care to deal with anything. This is the result. A very, very unhealthy mess of a person.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:13 PM (p4NUW)

277 Just stab it first. Problem solved!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:12 PM


Good start, but may I offer an additional action?

Posted by: Ripley at July 15, 2026 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

278 OT -Discharged Marine running for Congress from Florida calls Trump the "anti Christ" and endorses his killing:

https://tinyurl.com/ypvave8b

Keep praying for the safety of our President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 05:13 PM (D+BhG)

279 I can hear Starmer " we lost so we have to give them the Falklands"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 05:06 PM (OXYE0)

I am expecting the Falklanders to finally take a long look at Labour and the green legislations, then put the Governor onto a lifeboat in Stanley Harbor and start making frantic rescue pleas to the Argie Navy
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:11 PM (rbvCR)

Saw something today suggesting oil might be there.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:14 PM (uhVAy)

280 But the Argentian team is sooo white!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 15, 2026 05:14 PM (wBaIH)

281 Also, why Trump should consider bombing the ICC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:54 PM (ExV1e)
========

I had the same thought. Levelling The Hague with a B-2 strike made me feel bad. I knew it was wrongthink, but after a couple of seconds it was time to put the catfish filets in the air fryer. That made me feel better.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2026 05:15 PM (rj6Yv)

282
She felt attraction to women so it's much cooler to say you are a transman then to say I'm lesbian
Posted by: It's me donna

==============

Closer to her motives, I think, is that she was molested as a young woman in Hollywood. I think 99% of these female-to-male transers were abused and they're trying to remove their vulnerability.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:15 PM (mmrXZ)

283 Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:13 PM (p4NUW)

I think you're correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 05:15 PM (D+BhG)

284 One of the problems with their percentage model is using prediction markets which create an endogeneity problem--those prediction markets are using crap like Meathead's predictions to place bets on outcomes. In other words, he has his variables on both sides of the equation and they interact with each other.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:09 PM (E4rtv)


I learned a new law of economics today: Goodhart’s Law

"When a single measure becomes the goal, it ceases to be a good measure."

"Metrics exist to describe reality.
"Targets incentivize people to modify the measurement instead.
"Sometimes intentionally. More often unconsciously.
"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:15 PM (rbvCR)

285 I blame the wild wild west of the internets. People are used to getting away with everything on the nets, get conditioned to this altered world, and then do stupid shit IRL.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:15 PM (GD0B3)

286 ething today suggesting oil might be there.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:14 PM (uhVAy)

280 But the Argentian team is sooo white!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 15, 2026 05:14 PM


* makes 'ok' sign *

Posted by: Norwegian metric kickball Team at July 15, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)

287 Graham Lineman, whoever he is, is a keeper!

Posted by: Somalia at July 15, 2026 05:15 PM (lCppi)

288
Woops, didn't see 276 when I posted 282. Horde mind!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:16 PM (mmrXZ)

289 I used to build and use empirical models and his is junk. Cook's is a bit better because they analyze each seat, incumbency, and a number of other variables that are non existent in this one. My guess is a play for mass media coverage is driving this, not accuracy.
Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)

They need to play the election being close to support the coverage and to encourage donations. This has been true for a long time, even when the GOP has won 49 states they tried to play it as close as long as they could.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy)

290 Sophie looks very nice in yoga pants

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia/+0)

291 How the fuck did she know that she "felt male",
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She surely never had a boner in front of God and everybody when giving a class presentation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 05:17 PM (amcLV)

292 Ellen page was sexually assaulted.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:13 PM (p4NUW)
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That's kind of what I concluded as well.

There was a guy on twitter who used to say in no uncertain terms that Hollywood is a bunch of rapists.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:17 PM (HcfrK)

293 Skip! What 's your new zoom zoom?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 05:17 PM (WL2lA)

294
The Meatball has predicted that the dems take the house and the senate will be divided. I bet he typed that breathlessly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

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Who's The Meatball?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:18 PM (mmrXZ)

295 "Foreign Penetration", I bet that was a good thread. (Go's to check)

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 05:18 PM (3uBP9)

296 A divided Senate is a sure bet.

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2026 05:19 PM (lCppi)

297
288
Woops, didn't see 276 when I posted 282. Horde mind!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15

Absolutely. I also think in her heart of hearts, she knows she is not a man, can’t be a man, and maybe doesn’t even want to be a man. She is on a quest right now justify or convince herself that she is normal, hence the animal thing, hence the diatribes on how men need to connect with their emotions, etc etc.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:19 PM (Dd38x)

298 Who's The Meatball?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:18 PM (mmrXZ)
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DeSantis?

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:20 PM (HcfrK)

299 The Meatball has predicted that the dems take the house and the senate will be divided. I bet he typed that breathlessly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


I'm a pessimist and I believe we will keep the Senate

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:20 PM (FtULh)

300 Made it to our next stop. Lil Pooky doesn't like his new shark neck pillow (shoul-der shark, doot doo doot do de doo...), so Pookette might get it. Of course, once he sees that, he'll want it back, because that's toddler logic.

Posted by: pookysgirl wouldn't mind a shark neck pillow at July 15, 2026 05:20 PM (IySgf)

301 Mazda CX 30, really liking it

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 05:20 PM (Ia/+0)

302 PIPER!!!! You delightful person! Thank you for the advice about stretching. You said it ages ago that even if I didn't do anything else I should stretch everyday.

I'm moving much better now and increasing my daily walking time a bit every week.

Baby steps are still steps!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:21 PM (OsdBI)

303 How the fuck did she know that she "felt male", if she didn't resemble the "emotionally shut down" state of most males--which again is a female way of describing men's degree of prioritization of abstractions and structures over just relationships.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:07 PM (HcfrK)

Men aren't emotionally shut down. They aim to be emotionally in control always. Because when a man loses control people start dying.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy)

304 Off topic again

This time on a nice note. Kind stranger notices a worker in pain on the airport tarmac. He turns out to be a Navy vet and her pleas get help for him:


https://tinyurl.com/4t2d3nse

Have a good evening everyone!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 05:21 PM (D+BhG)

305 Ok, I'm disappointed in the comments on the "Foreign Penetration" thread.

Posted by: banana Dream - Be better. at July 15, 2026 05:21 PM (3uBP9)

306
Who's The Meatball?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:18 PM (mmrXZ)
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DeSantis?
Posted by: Axeman

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When did he get into predicting federal election results?!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:21 PM (mmrXZ)

307 Here is the fun part, England will play France for third place.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:21 PM (GD0B3)

308 Ellen page was sexually assaulted. She would hate me for saying it, but she is textbook “if I am not a female anymore, I can’t be hurt like this again”. She is a tiny, tiny girl. This is how she dealt with trauma and her vulnerability as not just a female, but a very small female. She wasn’t totally tethered to strong mental health to start, and she wasn’t given great care to deal with anything. This is the result. A very, very unhealthy mess of a person.
Posted by: Piper


I have wild untethered thought... what if the constant portrayal of tiny women as unstoppable physical juggernauts is some psycho h'wood power players' attempt to further torment the women they've SA'd.

Y'know, "This is what real women are - able to fight off any man who attacked them - and if you were a real women you would have been able to say no and make it stick."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (vJrRc)

309
Mazda CX 30, really liking it
Posted by: Skip

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Niiice!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

310 Since this has been threatened at least twice before, and we always backed off at the last minute, Trump is going to have to carry out at least one or two nights of this before the Iranians will ever believe it’s real. Right now they think it’s a joke.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 05:12 PM (wLnmp)


The ones still living, yeah.
Their underlings probably think it is a career advancement plan too.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (rbvCR)

311 Baby steps are still steps!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at

Woohoo! Celebrating with you! Ready? Snoopy dance!

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (Dd38x)

312 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (q2usZ)

313 They need to play the election being close to support the coverage and to encourage donations. This has been true for a long time, even when the GOP has won 49 states they tried to play it as close as long as they could.
Posted by: Oldcat

I don't think the donations are coming---AID is shut down, foreigners are probably getting spooked as ActBlue is under investigation, DNC is doing poorly at raising funds, etc. etc. And the situational variables around this election--unemployment, economic distress, GOP scandals, etc. etc. don't appear to support a blue wave either.

Just one more hyped media junk reporting for factoid crap where people can believe in false percentages of a bad estimating model.

Endogeneity is a thorough pain in the ass to model and you run into it with public opinion models sometimes---knew a guy that spent all his time on LISREL modeling for it (public opinion colleague) and it is not for the faint of heart.

De-trending analysis is bad enough for time series analysis for similar reasons.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)

314 DeSantis?
Posted by: Axeman

Former moron who flounced calling folks here as racists for supporting restrictions on immigration. Used AOS to get a start on his new business reporting elections--now he is getting into the predictions business as well like Nate Silver.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv)

315 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:26 PM (0sNs1)

316 Omitted from my post at 269 was the tee shirts should feature Canadian chick's mugshot...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 05:27 PM (nbLIj)

Trump: There's No Way I'm Stopping ICE Traffic Stops Just Because the Left Has Fully Embraced Violence As Its "Political Speech"

The stops are back on (if they were ever off).

President Donald Trump on Wednesday praised the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and disputed reports it would end traffic stops. He said that traffic stops are key to effective enforcement of immigration laws.

"We must be strong, tough, and smart, and we CANNOT give up one of I.C.E.'s most important and effective Crime Fighting tools, THE TRAFFIC STOP! Once we do, we are playing right into the criminal's hands. The Radical Left Dumocrats would like to see this done, but it won't happen on my watch," Trump said on Truth Social.

Several outlets on Tuesday reported that ICE would curtail agents stopping vehicles as part of the federal agency's nationwide deportation operation. The change in policy followed two fatal shootings of motorists involving ICE agents in one week.

By the way, the man who was shot and killed while attempting to run down ICE in his vehicle was a Columbian immigrant.

The driver of the vehicle was killed in the incident and was identified as Joan Sebastian Guerrero, a Colombian citizen in his 20s.

The Washington Post pointed out that Guerrero "entered the United States via the southern border in September 2023, a Department of Homeland Security spokesperson said in a statement, and received work authorization in May 2025."

As I said, this is terrorism and insurrection.

The left is asserting a general right to attack its enemies. In Point Pleasant, NJ, a woman slapped two kids for daring to wear MAGA and pro-ICE clothing.

The woman is herself a foreigner -- a Canadian.

A leftist Canadian woman allegedly slapped a teen who was wearing President Trump-branded clothing on the Jersey Shore over the Fourth of July weekend -- before she was arrested and detained by immigration officials.

Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3, according to court documents obtained by NJ.com.

Tracey took issue with two of the beachgoers -- who are minors -- wearing "patriotic colored" sweatpants with the words "Trump" and "ICE" before she struck one of them across the face and body, police alleged.


Video surveillance captured Tracey's alleged assault before she left the scene but was identified by police who obtained an arrest warrant for her, the outlet reported.


She was arrested on Monday and charged with endangering the welfare of a child, simple assault, harassment and obstruction, according to court records viewed by The Post.

The teen Tracey allegedly slapped was not injured.

Tracey had been living in Asbury Park with her husband after she entered the US with a passport in 2024, according to the outlet.

This child-beating bitch is now in custody, ironically enough, at the Delaney ICE facility in Newark, the one the other lunatic leftwing women can't stop protesting. (And laying hands on people while they're "protesting," too.)

The Canadian woman who slapped a teenager at the Jersey Shore because she didn't like the girl's MAGA clothing was arrested by ICE and brought to Delaney Hall in Newark -- the very immigration detention center her lefty husband has railed about on social media.

Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, was taken into custody after she filmed herself confronting two girls wearing "patriotic colored" sweatpants over Fourth of July weekend at Point Pleasant, one of whom she struck across the face and body, cops said.

Her husband, Matthew Geroni, 42, revealed on TikTok Tuesday that she had been taken to Delaney Hall in a video he said he recorded with the purpose of getting her released from ICE custody "even if that means back to Canada," he said.

Tracey was arrested on Monday and charged with endangering the welfare of a child, simple assault, harassment and obstruction, according to court records viewed by The Post.

The couple have been living in Asbury Park since she entered the US with a Canadian passport in 2024.

It wasn't his first video about the now-infamous detainee facility, which became the site of angry protests and violent clashes between police and anti-ICE demonstrators in recent months.

Geroni posted a TikTok video in June purporting to imitate both sides of the conflict, portraying the protesters as peaceful and the police as violent, mindless thugs.

The video opens with him sitting under the words "peaceful protesters literally standing in their designated first amendment zone," looking confused and scratching his head.

It then cuts to him standing and aiming a gun-like object with which he mimics a rapid-fire shooting motion standing beside the text "State police and [ICE] at Delaney Hall in Newark, NJ."

1, prison, 2, deport for life, 3, take your no-account poodle bitch "husband" with you.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:13 PM




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1 w45tw45vt

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (xcxpd)

3
For real this time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)

4 And good on Trump, I was saying yesterday that the DHS guy needed to be reined in. I'm glad Trump did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (xcxpd)

5 @1/Blonde Morticia: I've seen that happen to you several times, what's up with that?

Posted by: Joe pantsshitter at July 15, 2026 03:14 PM (O7YUW)

6 Still shocked that SCOTUS allowed citizenship-in-a-day but naturalized citizenship takes over five years.

I fear it's blackmail at work.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 15, 2026 03:14 PM (7c7GV)

7 I nooded.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 15, 2026 03:14 PM (Yh7zv)

8 Looked like her husband pushed her toward the girls, so he was no doubt contributing to the incident

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2026 03:15 PM (vJrRc)

9 Mullin needs to be fired.

Posted by: UA113 at July 15, 2026 03:15 PM (iojh6)

10 5 @1/Blonde Morticia: I've seen that happen to you several times, what's up with that?
Posted by: Joe pantsshitter at July 15, 2026 03:14 PM (O7YUW)

She is wired to win

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 15, 2026 03:15 PM (xcxpd)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:15 PM (2YhKe)

12 Berkeley commies are freaking out because ICE arrested an illegal alien criminal! In Berkeley! All their "ICE Tracker": apps and all their whistles to blow when they spot an ICE officer did no good. Right under our noses!

To which I say: Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 03:16 PM (Av6i5)

13 The stops are back on (if they were ever off).

======

"Non-critical" stops were off.

So, probably not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:16 PM (GKzf4)

14
The uranium field in Asbury Park!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 03:16 PM (pSoGj)

15 Oldest son texted me yesterday pissed off about Mullin. Told him to give it 24 hours as I don’t see Trump going along with that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2026 03:16 PM (u73oe)

16 Maybe that guy with the Canadian wife is getting lucky and is too retarded to know.

If he's really lucky....
Nevermind....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 03:17 PM (Sco7b)

17 Her husband, Matthew Geroni

What a jabroni.

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 03:17 PM (Q6P2R)

18 The Bee! : Bear On California State Flag Moves To Texas.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:17 PM (HcfrK)

19 Its all right dude, if you manage to get her off she might not fuck any other guys for at least a month.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

20 I think Mullen wanted to just let it die down a few days and quietly go back to what was happening. But there is something to be said to keep fear and self deportations going.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (pZEOD)

21
>>Guerrero "entered the United States via the southern border in September 2023, a Department of Homeland Security spokesperson said in a statement, and received work authorization in May 2025."

------------------------

Still plenty of holes in the net as of May 2025, I guess. As of now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (mmrXZ)

22
I thought all Canadians were boycotting the US. So what's one doing in Asbury Park?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (pSoGj)

23 Didn't they replace their cops with mental health therapists?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 02:57 PM (DRSnL)



This nick seems familiar. I just can't place it.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:58 PM (2YhKe)


How quickly they forget. Sad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

24 Waiting for the Hawaiian judge to weigh in and say Trump doesn't have executive authority over ICE.

Also...yes, director of ICE, let's stop the illegal alien car pullovers, and focus more on house arrests, where the illegal aliens possibly have a stockpile of illegally gotten guns. That will make things safer. Negative reinforcement at its worst. Glad Trump is overruling it.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (gWBY1)

25 That Canadian bitch can't die fast enough.
Man.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (Sco7b)

26 "The couple have been living in Asbury Park since she entered the US with a Canadian passport in 2024."

Needs more data. Passport just means what they used as identity papers.

Under what permit status were they admitted entry?
Was an I-94 issued?

Canadians don't need a specific visa/permit to come for a short term visit (shopping, visiting a friend for a couple of weeks, that sort of thing) but if they intend to rent or buy a house and take up residency, then hell yes they need a permit from the USCIS (formerly the INS) to do so!

Posted by: Joe pantsshitter at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (O7YUW)

27 1, prison, 2, deport for life, 3, take your no-account poodle bitch "husband" with you.

=======

America is a racist, fascist, oligarchical tyranny that encourages the murder of brown people for sport by government agents who get immunity for taking the lives of the dispossessed.

It is a tyranny of violence and oppression, and everyone who can leave should leave for their own safety.

Not just the brown immigrants and future Americans who just want to make a better life for themselves and their families, but also the legal immigrants, and the naturalized citizens, and the US born citizens who can see the encroaching fascism like 1933 Germany. Did the Jews just stick around in Germany looking for work, or did they flee?

Take the hint, for your own safety! Get out before New Hitler puts you in gas chambers! It's definitely coming!

Act like you believe it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (GKzf4)

28 If ever a husband and wife deserved each other...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (VmoTc)

29
FA/FO.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (HcfrK)

30 Waiting for the Hawaiian judge to weigh in and say Trump doesn't have executive authority over ICE.

Also...yes, director of ICE, let's stop the illegal alien car pullovers, and focus more on house arrests, where the illegal aliens possibly have a stockpile of illegally gotten guns. That will make things safer. Negative reinforcement at its worst. Glad Trump is overruling it.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM


This lawsuit is already being written up and I predict some judge will over rule Trump by monday at the latest.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (0N4FZ)

31
@1/Blonde Morticia: I've seen that happen to you several times, what's up with that?
Posted by: Joe pantsshitter

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It happens with Elric all the time and no one ever asks HIM.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (mmrXZ)

32 22
I thought all Canadians were boycotting the US. So what's one doing in Asbury Park?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (pSoGj)

Bruce Springsteen fans

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (xcxpd)

33 24 Waiting for the Hawaiian judge to weigh in and say Trump doesn't have executive authority over ICE.

Also...yes, director of ICE, let's stop the illegal alien car pullovers, and focus more on house arrests, where the illegal aliens possibly have a stockpile of illegally gotten guns. That will make things safer. Negative reinforcement at its worst. Glad Trump is overruling it.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (gWBY1)

========

Hawaii v Trump was one of the biggest own goals of modern American governance, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (GKzf4)

34 "1 w45tw45vt"

Activated.

Posted by: at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (MWfyi)

35 OK, THAT is what I voted for.

No Retreat, no Surrender!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (mP0Kj)

36
Bruce Springsteen fans

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (xcxpd)

__________

ICE needs to get busy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (pSoGj)

37 Someone needs to slap the everloving poutine out of that canadunt

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:21 PM (jqCWg)

38 Off Joe-Sock.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 03:21 PM (O7YUW)

39 Several outlets on Tuesday reported that ICE would curtail"

Well, I did look - and best I could find was a 3rd hand "source" that was repeated a few times...

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 03:21 PM (XuXeR)

40 How quickly they forget. Sad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

Welcome back. Piper is trying to steal your position as 'goofy, girl on the blog.'

But she is a kale advocate, so she has an uphill battle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

41 Why did she come to America, to see a Springsteen concert?

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 03:21 PM (UjdFS)

42 How did this Canadian broad even put 2-and-2 together to match a teenage with "patriotic colored clothes" (red/white/blue) and the words "ICE" on it....

Not think of ICEE drinks that normal Americans grew up with. ICEE's came in Red/White/Blue flavors.

Box of rocks IQ that lady has.

Posted by: Scott_T at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (2waQ7)

43 I would have loved it if the teenager she slapped kicked the shit out of her and her bitch ass husband.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (DRSnL)

44 w45tw45vt

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (jqCWg)

45 "1 w45tw45vt"

Activated.
Posted by: at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (MWfyi)

The Numbers! What do they mean, Mason!?'

Posted by: Ed Harris at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

46 Play stupid Canadian games, win stupid Canadian prizes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

47
Berkeley commies are freaking out because ICE arrested an illegal alien criminal! In Berkeley! All their "ICE Tracker": apps and all their whistles to blow when they spot an ICE officer did no good. Right under our noses!

Posted by: zombie

================

"An" illegal alien? One? ICE ought to see if they can shut the whole city down by nabbing a dozen.

By the way, I suppose this person's crimes were nothing that Americans themselves don't commit all the time, so it's not as if we're making ourselves safer by deporting the ones who just happen to be brown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:23 PM (mmrXZ)

48
The menu at the w45tw45vt Café

w45tw45vt Cocktail
Fried w45tw45vt
Creamed Chipped Beef on w45tw45vt
Fricassied w45tw45vt
w45tw45vt Cobbler

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 03:23 PM (pSoGj)

49 Play stupid Canadian games, win stupid Canadian prizes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)
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Like deathcare?

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:23 PM (HcfrK)

50 I think Mullen wanted to just let it die down a few days and quietly go back to what was happening. But there is something to be said to keep fear and self deportations going.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (pZEOD)
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No, Mullin pissed his pants when Susan Collins got upset. F^ck them both.

Posted by: UA113 at July 15, 2026 03:23 PM (iojh6)

51 I'm wondering what low level Bureaucrat told multiple press outlets that the stops were going to... stop.

No WAY was the White House asked about the Policy change.... doubt Mullins Head of DHS was asked...

So, just where was the non policy change LEAKED from?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2026 03:24 PM (mP0Kj)

52 "Hot Air" also had an article on this . I think the couple moved from TX to NJ because the wife had another verbal altercation with leftist neighbors. Sounds like she has mental health or substance abuse issues or both.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 03:24 PM (Bw1/o)

53 The menu at the w45tw45vt Café"

You left out w45tw45vt and spam

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 03:24 PM (XuXeR)

54 Welcome back. Piper is trying to steal your position as 'goofy, girl on the blog.'

But she is a kale advocate, so she has an uphill battle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

=====

Me & Piper are twinsies, so I'm cool with that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:24 PM (DRSnL)

55 No, Mullin pissed his pants when Susan Collins got upset. F^ck them both.
Posted by: UA113 at July 15, 2026 03:23 PM (iojh6)

Shaking with anger.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 03:24 PM (wOO3z)

56 The uranium field in Asbury Park!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 03:16 PM (pSoGj)

No-cal pizza

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:24 PM (jqCWg)

57
Kaitlyn Tracey allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the NJ�s beach� pic.twitter.com/Tq0J7JBIQX

— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) July 15, 2026



"I need help. I don't have any money. I'm sofa king broke......"


Um, try telling your c*nt of a wife to NOT assault people because she doesn't like the clothes they're wearing.

FFS.......Reaping it seems to be an issue for these f*cks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:24 PM (2YhKe)

58 Why is poodle bitch husband driving from the passenger seat? Is that just X giving a mirror image?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 15, 2026 03:25 PM (XvL8K)

59 The menu at the w45tw45vt Café

w45tw45vt Cocktail
Fried w45tw45vt
Creamed Chipped Beef on w45tw45vt
Fricassied w45tw45vt
w45tw45vt Cobbler
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026

But I don't like w45tw45vt.

Posted by: Josephistan at July 15, 2026 03:25 PM (y9ksN)

60 I liked the comments about NYC's new immigrant communities map that left off Little Italy, little Dublin, Chinatown, and the Jewish communities. They pointed out that it is a perfect map for ICE to use to track people down! So thanks NYC for helping ICE! Own goal.

Also, pro Mamdami nitpickers defending the map pointed out this map was started during the Eric Adams administration. 1) he was a terrible mayor, you're supposed to be doing better, and 2) so what, you should have checked the map before posting it!

NYC city leaders just gave themselves an 18% pay raise, and a 2% guaranteed raise every year. Yet they can't proofread a map?

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:25 PM (gWBY1)

61 The first rule of w45tw45vt club is DON'T TALK ABOUT w45tw45vt CLUB!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:25 PM (HcfrK)

62 Watching the video, the poodle bitch husband helps the Canadian skank get away with her assault. He circles his arm around her to protect her and watches the girl she just assaulted to make sure she doesn't try to respond in kind as he walks her away.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 03:25 PM (mkw2N)

63 "I need help. I don't have any money. I'm sofa king broke......"


Um, try telling your c*nt of a wife to NOT assault people because she doesn't like the clothes they're wearing.

FFS.......Reaping it seems to be an issue for these f*cks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:24 PM (2YhKe)

Huh. Think this is a play to get a Gofundme, take the money and leave the cheating bitch in jail?

Pretty epic way to get your balls back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

64 Great. Now arrest the other 20 million foreigners who assault our country on a daily.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (diia5)

65 Alas w45tw45vt, I knew him.

Posted by: Hamlet, no homo at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (n9eFH)

66
We didn't say Jordan61 was goofy. We said she was fucking Goofy.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (jqCWg)

67 Okay, and I misread, I thought both the husband and the wife were Canadian. Nope, American husband, Canadian wife.

So either they got married and stupidly didn't think they needed to get her permanent residency (aka "the green card") as a spouse with an I-130 + maybe an I-485, or they went through the process and she's a permanent resident legally, and she hasn't become a U.S. Citizen yet. (It takes time, you can't just do it instantly. It also costs quite a few thousand dollars to do.)

Either way, one thing you don't do is get in trouble with the law, at all before you reach full blown citizenship status. FFS, that's a fast-ticket to "Application DENIED" + "GTFO, Deported, LOL". Every legal immigrant knows this.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 03:27 PM (O7YUW)

68 45 "1 w45tw45vt"

Activated.
Posted by: at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (MWfyi)

The Numbers! What do they mean, Mason!?'
Posted by: Ed Harris at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

THIS... DOES NOT.... COMPUTE...

Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 03:27 PM (mP0Kj)

69 64 Great. Now arrest the other 20 million foreigners who assault our country on a daily.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (diia5)

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1.2 million forcibly deported in the first 15 months of Trump's 2nd term. 4x the number Eisenhower deported.

Plus the self-deportations, it's probably about 5 million gone already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:27 PM (GKzf4)

70
How quickly they forget. Sad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:18 PM (DRSnL)



I aim to please.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)

71 Like deathcare?
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:23 PM (HcfrK)

She seems like a likely candidate, once she runs out of beer money.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (6ydKt)

72
I would have loved it if the teenager she slapped kicked the shit out of her and her bitch ass husband.
Posted by: Jordan61

==============

It looked as though bitch ass husband was threatening someone as he walked away. The teen, someone with a camera?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (mmrXZ)

73 >>>4 And good on Trump, I was saying yesterday that the DHS guy needed to be reined in. I'm glad Trump did.

Yeah he's a huge pussy.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (1wjle)

74 Kale and Bacon for Everybody!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (n9eFH)

75 "Tracey had been living in Asbury Park with her husband after she entered the US with a passport in 2024,"

Used to be, even legal visitors had to leave the country (if only briefly) every three months, or they had "overstayed". I did a short trip into Canada with a girl from Belgium for that reason, but that was in the last century.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (vbXSk)

76 We didn't say Jordan61 was goofy. We said she was fucking Goofy.

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Just like that bitch Minnie!

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (y9ksN)

77 As AI War one heads to the end of the beginning, IRG/Neighboring countries have a right to claim Kharg as compensaation for damages.

Does anyone doubt what comes next? Who wants a TACO? I sure do!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WeaponizedKragleWH
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-nowYoureGettingIt
Gabriel: (Smirking) "Now you're gettin' it. How about a hundred? How about a thousand? Not to save the world, but to preserve our way of life."



LET'S GO BRANDON. TRiUMPh.
No one beats trump in a game of monopoly.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (AqbLC)

78 Of course the Canadian scrunt and her cuck husband are Yankee fans.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (8yx7s)

79 Yankees fans of course.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (wBaIH)

80 "1, prison, 2, deport for life, 3, take your no-account poodle bitch "husband" with you."


This! You don't come to our country and bring your failed home country attitudes and then have the balls to smack our citizens in our...our...fucking..country.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (S41Gd)

81 1.2 million forcibly deported in the first 15 months of Trump's 2nd term. 4x the number Eisenhower deported.

Plus the self-deportations, it's probably about 5 million gone already.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Ann Coulter ( yes, I know ) described a q and a session with a former ambassador from MX in which he admitted the number of illegals in the US was closer to 30 million.

That was in 2012.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (diia5)

82 Central casting: Get me two of the stupidest looking people you have and put them in Yankees colors.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (JGS5U)

83 Whoops, NYT narrative blown

Brooke Taylor
@Brooketaylortv
BREAKING: 3 bags believed to contain meth were l found inside the van of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, the Mexican national killed in the ICE shooting in Houston, according to a federal search warrant affidavit.
@FoxNews


According to the search warrant, the three plastic bags contained a “white crystal-like
substance in the middle of the dash between the driver and passenger side of the vehicle.”

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)

84 It looked as though bitch ass husband was threatening someone as he walked away. The teen, someone with a camera?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (mmrXZ)

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Someone smaller and weaker than him, no doubt.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

85 When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (KKQKG)

86 On American soil, assaulting an American girl, who's wearing patriotic clothing on America's 250th Birthday.

How WRONG can you be?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (L5n1N)

87 w45tw45vt

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)

On the bright side this is the most sense you've made in a while.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (jqCWg)

88 Plus the self-deportations, it's probably about 5 million gone already"

Drive around NE of Houston. Some spots are a bit...eerie now. Just deserted.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (XuXeR)

89 "Tracey had been living in Asbury Park with her husband after she entered the US with a passport in 2024,"

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Slaps from Asbury Park.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (HcfrK)

90 73 >>>4 And good on Trump, I was saying yesterday that the DHS guy needed to be reined in. I'm glad Trump did.

Yeah he's a huge pussy.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (1wjle)

=======

Every metric of deportations has exploded since Mullin took over from Noem.

He's gone quieter, but that just means Bovino doesn't get headlines about marching into cities. ICE is still there, picking people up, but they're moving in smaller bands and with less fanfare while picking up more and deporting at rates not seen...ever.

Deportation flights are roughly 2x what they were under Noem while holding times of detainees is down to 3-4 weeks from 6-8 early in Trump 2.0.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (GKzf4)

91 >>> The menu at the w45tw45vt Café
w45tw45vt Cocktail
Fried w45tw45vt
Creamed Chipped Beef on w45tw45vt
Fricassied w45tw45vt
w45tw45vt Cobbler

Added to menu: w45tw45vt covfefe

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (gWBY1)

92 looked as though bitch ass husband was threatening someone as he walked away. The teen, someone with a camera?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:28 PM (mmrXZ

Someone smaller and weaker than him, no doubt.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

So, not a teenager

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (jqCWg)

93 Like deathcare?
I guffawed my way out of a job interview when the lady said deathcare.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (Kt19C)

94 Should be an easy deport and no re-entry ever.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (n5tGW)

95
Okay, and I misread, I thought both the husband and the wife were Canadian. Nope, American husband, Canadian wife.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

================

Better still! Dumbass husband can thank dumbass wife for that move and decide whether he wants to fight for her return or move to Canada, where he will quickly FO why dumbass wife attempted to escape that shithole-in-waiting in the first place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:31 PM (mmrXZ)

96 Huh. Think this is a play to get a Gofundme, take the money and leave the cheating bitch in jail?

Pretty epic way to get your balls back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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He tried, got shut down as supporting illegal activity.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)

97 Eat shit, Susan Collins.

And I still hope you win your election.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 15, 2026 03:31 PM (DJAE9)

98 w45tw45vt

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)
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Horde mind.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 03:31 PM (HcfrK)

99 Is the w45tw45vt fresh?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 03:31 PM (n9eFH)

100 The video is deceptive. Right before that the kid insulted Canadian skanks that reek of poutine.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (wGerL)

101 Why would you record yourself being such a whiny sniveling bitch and post it on the internet?

F*cking pussy ass soibois..........


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (2YhKe)

102
Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (gWBY1)

============

LOL, I am amazed at the way you guys keep bringin' it!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (mmrXZ)

103 the three plastic bags contained a “white crystal-like
substance in the middle of the dash between the driver and passenger side of the vehicle.”

It's just foot powder. Honest.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (XuXeR)

104 As a society we have become inured, through constant exposure to standard issue boilerplate failure theater.

The usual suspects pervert the organizations to their own ends in unscrupulous ways. “Our side” refuses to even talk about using these organizations as they were designed and intended, indeed as they are required to.

That’s why Donny Two Scoops rocketed to #1 in 2015 and 2016. You don’t have to like him or agree with him, but that’s why.

“Can’t get there from here” and “That’s not who we are!” and “Bush vs. Clinton (again!)” etc etc, the same bullshit over and over and over and over and over just became too much

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iJVoP)

105 Deathcare is just end-of-life abortion care

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (n9eFH)

106 81 1.2 million forcibly deported in the first 15 months of Trump's 2nd term. 4x the number Eisenhower deported.

Plus the self-deportations, it's probably about 5 million gone already.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ann Coulter ( yes, I know ) described a q and a session with a former ambassador from MX in which he admitted the number of illegals in the US was closer to 30 million.

That was in 2012.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (diia5)

=======

There is no feasible solution that gets everyone out in 5 days.

There are feasible solutions to get them out over the course of years, and the administration is pulling on every lever.

The most effective are going to be the new Treasury regulations that force banks to treat legal status as a financial risk, cutting even legal immigrants off from things like long-term loans (visa only good for 6 years max? no, you don't get a 30 year lone) to just simple banking accounts.

There's no sexiness to that stuff, so it gets ignored and forgotten, but cutting off illegals (and even some legals) from the American financial system is a huge incentive for them to leave. And it's just started.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (GKzf4)

107 F*cking pussy ass soibois..........


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (2YhKe)

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I read this article this morning, and that was pretty much my exact reaction.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:33 PM (DRSnL)

108 88 Plus the self-deportations, it's probably about 5 million gone already"

Drive around NE of Houston. Some spots are a bit...eerie now. Just deserted.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 03:30 PM (XuXeR)

=======

I saw an Indian man at my Costco last week. That means nothing has happened, and we all need to stay home and not vote in order to teach Republicans a lesson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:33 PM (GKzf4)

109 So, as Hubby helped her get away from the scene of the assault... makes him an accessory.

Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 03:33 PM (mP0Kj)

110 Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 03:33 PM (mP0Kj)

/turns off HoloDeck

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2026 03:34 PM (mP0Kj)

111
I read this article this morning, and that was pretty much my exact reaction.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:33 PM (DRSnL)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:34 PM (2YhKe)

112 saw an Indian man at my Costco last week. That means nothing has happened, and we all need to stay home and not vote in order to teach Republicans a lesson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:33 PM (GKzf4)

Dot or feather

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:34 PM (jqCWg)

113
On the bright side this is the most sense you've made in a while.
Posted by: ...

===============

Cut my hair from my waist up to my shoulders recently... but I'm still Blonde!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:34 PM (mmrXZ)

114 Is the w45tw45vt fresh?"

Is it safe?

/turns on dental drill

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 03:34 PM (XuXeR)

115 w45tw45vt

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)
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Horde mind.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 03:31 PM


If she had typed w45tw9mmvt that would have been awesome.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 03:34 PM (0N4FZ)

116 His lips are so kissable.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 03:34 PM (NpAcC)

117 While there are American traitors involved, most of the current unpleasantness is due to foreign invaders.

This is a simple problem - remove the invaders. If they won't leave treat them like you treated Japanese or British invaders in the past.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

118 @31/Blonde Morticia: "It happens with Elric all the time and no one ever asks HIM."

Well I see Elric post his verbal posturing prose when he goes for a first, but not a weird cryptic code.

It's the code I'm asking about.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 03:35 PM (O7YUW)

119 Dot or feather"

That and "his costco"? Wow.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 03:35 PM (XuXeR)

120 The real deathcare is the friends we meet along the way

... that were euthanized by the Canadian government.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:35 PM (HcfrK)

121 I like how the husband has mouth piercings that make it look as though he's been caught by a fisherman.

That and the tats the couple have really make them look like high class individuals. /s

Posted by: the lower depths at July 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Yh7zv)

122 His lips are so kissable.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 03:34 PM (NpAcC)

=====

Ew

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

123 At some point you have to come to terms with the fact that the federal government is waging war against it's citizens.

Correction. The Republican party is waging war against America.

I'm Dutch and I find it wild that there hasn't been a country wide protest yet like there was when George Floyd was killed, what is stopping like 50 million people from potentially collectively going on the streets and protesting.

People are protesting. The No Kings protests were some of the biggest in US history. And it isn’t doing anything. And sometimes one or two of those protesters get killed for being there, or arrested and potentially sentenced very aggressively. Those risks vs little to no reward is enough to convince me not to participate

"surely he doesn't mean us, we're the good ones." - Latinos for Trump. And over 20% of black men voted for him too...fucking crazy.

Trumps plan is martial law by September and postponement of midterms by October! This is already an authoritarian govt! he wants to spark violent conflicts between ICE and protesters/immigrants to give him cover. The murders are Trump saying "Give me an excuse."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 03:36 PM (HOltd)

124 I am still amused that leftists will routinely post memes of American Indians to the effect of "Which we had ICE back then!"

and that is the whole damn point.

If you allow a foreign invasion to succeed you will lose your nation, your culture, and your religion.

And yes then these same assholes rant about "stolen land"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

125 86 On American soil, assaulting an American girl, who's wearing patriotic clothing on America's 250th Birthday.

How WRONG can you be?
Posted by: JM

Yain't seen nuthin' yet.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250

From America250 to the next 9/11 to 1year KIRKiversary with 1960's KLINGON/MADMANI with a smirk and a megaphone shouts to the ecstatic LIB audience (not REMAIN KLINGON, but rather) REMAIN SINWAR.

ctHARRIS: Of course she wouldn't change a thing.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-ifLIBsWantAmerica2Fail


LET'S GO BRANDON. TRiUMPh.
Best Episode of Apprentice EVER!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 15, 2026 03:36 PM (AqbLC)

126 It must be relly hard to live with that kind of rage.

Sucks to be them.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 03:37 PM (MWfyi)

127 The No Kings protests were some of the biggest in US history. And it isn’t doing anything. And sometimes one or two of those protesters get killed for being there
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I think there should be more No Kings protests.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:37 PM (jqCWg)

128 relly relly hard

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 03:37 PM (MWfyi)

129 Hubby didn't apply for resident status based on marriage. Maybe he was hoping something like this would happen. Cheaper than a divorce and he keeps the Go-Fund-Me money.

Posted by: RS at July 15, 2026 03:37 PM (GYx3d)

130 And yes then these same assholes rant about "stolen land"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
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They won't say shit about that when the Muzzies fully control the UK.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (HcfrK)

131 123 123 At some point you have to come to terms with the fact that the federal government is waging war against it's citizens.

Correction. The Republican party is waging war against America.

I'm Dutch and I find it wild that there hasn't been a country wide protest yet like there was when George Floyd was killed, what is stopping like 50 million people from potentially collectively going on the streets and protesting.

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Yeah, that's so weird.

Why aren't there massive protests after the cutting of USAID and a quarter of a trillion in other federal grants by Vance's fraud task force?

I don't know why I bring that stuff up, though. Completely unconnected to "grassroots" uprisings in nations in order to attempt regime change through manufactured populist consensus. That would be weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (GKzf4)

132 “The President pointed out that traffic stops are key to effective enforcement of immigration law.”

I’m no bootlicker - any idiot knows traffic stops are key enforcement of any and every law. Duh. Local, state, federal.

I don’t like the cops, per se - because it will likely mean a ticket - however they must have the authority to make stops and check out who is on the road, who is in their jurisdiction.

Related - Normal states need to start enforcing CDL requirements, btw. Make California feel Pain.

“We don’t honor California, Illinois, New York CDL until you assholes get your shit together.”

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (iJVoP)

133 Wait a Dutch guy doesn't understand why there aren't 50 million people marching, has he been back to his muzzie rape gang country lately?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (n5tGW)

134 I'm Dutch and I find it wild that there hasn't been a country wide protest yet like there was when George Floyd was killed, what is stopping like 50 million people from potentially collectively going on the streets and protesting.


One thing has f*ckall to do with the other........


This....is your brain on drugs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (2YhKe)

135 I saw some speculation this morning that he doesn't want her deported because she's the only one with a job.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

136 At some point you have to come to terms with the fact that the federal government is waging war against it's citizens.


And the evidence they have of this is a citizen working in ICE shooting a non-citizen that was trying to kill him. Think about that for a moment.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

137 127 The No Kings protests were some of the biggest in US history. And it isn’t doing anything. And sometimes one or two of those protesters get killed for being there
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I think there should be more No Kings protests.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:37 PM (jqCWg)

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So more Lib Boomers die of heat stroke?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:39 PM (GKzf4)

138 123 Trumps plan is martial law by September and postponement of midterms by October! This is already an authoritarian govt! he wants to spark violent conflicts between ICE and protesters/immigrants to give him cover. The murders are Trump saying "Give me an excuse."

they forgot crowning himself god-emperor of the united states, heretoafter to be known as trumpsylvania.

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 03:39 PM (v3pYe)

139 ""I'm Dutch and I find it wild that there hasn't been a country wide protest yet like there was when George Floyd was killed, what is stopping like 50 million people from potentially collectively going on the streets and protesting.""



uh...probably the 100 million with guns.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 03:40 PM (S41Gd)

140 Trump’s countermanding Mullin is reassuring. I know killing assassins trying to run down ICE officers can be used as propaganda against us, but it also sobers the assassins that they will be shot. That could keep the numbers of attempts down.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 03:40 PM (Qp8q1)

141 Trumps plan is martial law by September and postponement of midterms by October!

It does look like Trump is going to be serious about election fraud. This will lead to significant Republican gains and a bunch of lawsuits and FNM coverage claiming he stole the elections.

And then the question is what will the left do? Go Fort Sumter on an ICE installation? Start shooting Trump voters?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

142 136 At some point you have to come to terms with the fact that the federal government is waging war against it's citizens.


And the evidence they have of this is a citizen working in ICE shooting a non-citizen that was trying to kill him. Think about that for a moment.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

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"The government is trying to deport non-citizens who compete with citizens for jobs, government benefits, rent, and groceries. Why aren't the people rioting that their rents are going down, their access to government benefits is getting easier, the job market is trending towards those who actually live here legally?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:40 PM (GKzf4)

143 Somehow I missed the news that Sonny Hostin's son got arrested, and she pulled the "do you know who I am?" card with police.

Honey, anyone who thinks they can pull that card has immense privilege. Privilege isn't just for whites, I guess!

Sky News covers it in their "lefties losing it" segment.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oUswbT8T-jU&ra=m

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (gWBY1)

144 degens from upcountry

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (j+aD2)

145 They won't say shit about that when the Muzzies fully control the UK.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:38 PM (HcfrK)

These people live on the stolen land so it can't be that big a deal.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (jqCWg)

146 According to the search warrant, the three plastic bags contained a “white crystal-like
substance in the middle of the dash between the driver and passenger side of the vehicle.”
Posted by: whig


Not good enough. Need to have confirmation it's actually meth. Too much latitude in 'white crystal-like substance.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (diia5)

147 "I'm Dutch and I find it wild that there hasn't been a country wide protest yet like there was when George Floyd was killed, what is stopping like 50 million people from potentially collectively going on the streets and protesting."
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Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (HcfrK)

148 we're gonna have to build a northern wall

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (j+aD2)

149 That lovely couple is a complete waste of skin.

Adults can control themselves. She is, apparently, not an adult.

He is on record wishing every member of the Trump family gets cancer, so a real winner.

He clearly aided and abetted the assault, and he is also harboring a fugitive, since she clearly has overstayed her visa. Claiming marriage is great, but until you do the paperwork to stay, you are an illegal.

Deport her ass and jail this bastard. Enough already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (bl07w)

150 Do canadians not realize that she could have taken a bullet for that little stunt? She was let off easy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (sYM3s)

151
I'm Dutch and I find it wild that there hasn't been a country wide protest yet like there was when George Floyd was killed, what is stopping like 50 million people from potentially collectively going on the streets and protesting.
(Go back to Holland)

People are protesting. The No Kings protests were some of the biggest in US history. And it isn’t doing anything...(you are getting it !)

"surely he doesn't mean us, we're the good ones." - Latinos for Trump. And over 20% of black men voted for him too...fucking crazy. (to assume that all Latinos like criminals - yes that is fucking cray cray)

Trumps plan is martial law by September and postponement of midterms by October! This is already an authoritarian govt! he wants to spark violent conflicts between ICE and protesters/immigrants to give him cover. The murders are Trump saying "Give me an excuse."
(DSA, we see you ! take your revolution and shove it!)

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 03:42 PM (GD0B3)

152 mullin is a dumbass

not a good pick nope

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 15, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)

153 If this no-stop order came from Mullin, circumventing Trump, he has to go.

Posted by: alanon at July 15, 2026 03:42 PM (tpsNe)

154 Good for President Trump
Otherwise its Illegals running free

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Ia/+0)

155 So let me get this straight...

An unarmed American woman protesting a stolen election get shot in the neck by a police officer and the left's response is she deserved it.

An invader attempts to kill a police officer and gets shot and...he should have been allowed to kill the police officer?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

156 There's only 50 million commies by cheating. They already have to pay the same guys and drive them around the country for their 'organic, grassroots' protests.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (zZu0s)

157 Play stupid Canadian games, win stupid Canadian prizes.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


So, curling, and a lifetime supply of poutine?

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (VHUov)

158 Watch that video closely of the scab assaulting the girls.

You'll see that at the very beginning, someone (the guy filming it?) pushes her toward the girls, as if he's instigating an attack. Sorta like "go get those MAGA bitches!"

Find him and arrest him too. Fuck these people.

This is the Jersey Shore. Not exactly a MAGA citadel. But the Shore got tired of its bad reputation a number of years ago, and started cracking down on bullshit. Zero tolerance now for bullshit. Good for them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

159 canadians are some of the most idiotic people on the planet, slightly above the low IQ somalis and mexicans.

Please keep yourself and your violence in canada.

Posted by: Dudley Doodoo at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (qC81n)

160 Mullen wanted to do it the Senate way, he forgot his boss is Trump.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (GD0B3)

161 In Point Pleasant, NJ, a woman slapped two kids for daring to wear MAGA and pro-ICE clothing.

The woman is herself a foreigner -- a Canadian.

A leftist Canadian woman allegedly slapped a teen who was wearing President Trump-branded clothing on the Jersey Shore over the Fourth of July weekend -- before she was arrested and detained by immigration officials.



She would have had her *chiclets handed to her.

*chiclets = euphemism for teeth.
Comes from hockey.
Chiclets are rectangular shaped pieces of gum resembling front teeth.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (mISmA)

162 His girlfriend really IS from Canada...

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (YwEeS)

163 Keep her in there as long as legally possible. Every last second. And her put her in with the meanest cartel bitches in the place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (BI5O2)

164 Having now seen the video, it's quite obvious that this was all about envy: The older skanky washed-up Canadian dishrag saw how young and pert and (let's just be honest here) sexy the teen girl was in comparison to herself, and just couldn't handle it, so slapped her to establish dominance.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (Av6i5)

165 Trumps plan is martial law by September and postponement of midterms by October!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 03:36 PM (HOltd)

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They have trotted out this same bullshit for as long as I can remember, and it hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (DRSnL)

166 The picture on the wall behind Matthew Geroni while he's making that plea for his wife is a little hard to make out. However, does the poster actually read "1000 Virgins for Satan's Master"?

Not sure that's the best background to have visible when you're asking the public to send you money or help.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (087GX)

167 I saw an anti-ICE protest the other day.

It was a bunch of grey hairs with angry faces and signs and a bunch of college/HS kids who had stopped by the neighboring ice cream shop and were "protesting" while eating ice cream.

There were no middle aged people. And this was in the evening so it isn't that they were at work.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

168 161 No hockey fan (or Canadian) needs an explanation

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (YwEeS)

169 So let me get this straight...

An unarmed American woman protesting a stolen election get shot in the neck by a police officer and the left's response is she deserved it.

An invader attempts to kill a police officer and gets shot and...he should have been allowed to kill the police officer?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
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You have it cold and crystal.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (HcfrK)

170 @150/Rev. Wishbone: "Do canadians not realize that she could have taken a bullet for that little stunt? She was let off easy."

I definitely realize that, an armed society is a polite society for a reason, after all.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (O7YUW)

171 The tackle box face guy video:

It always helps to have a concert advertisement poster that mentions "1000 Virgins For Satan's Master" in the background of your video when you're trying to appeal for donations.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (2Ez/1)

172 Straight to Jail!

Posted by: EFG at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (NrP4p)

173 So let me get this straight...

An unarmed American woman protesting a stolen election get shot in the neck by a police officer and the left's response is she deserved it.

An invader attempts to kill a police officer and gets shot and...he should have been allowed to kill the police officer?
Posted by: 18-1

Clear as mud.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (wOO3z)

174 > Not good enough. Need to have confirmation it's actually meth. Too much latitude in 'white crystal-like substance.'

Yep. It could literally be sugar.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (mkw2N)

175 yep, Mullin was honoring the request of Collins. He needs to learn which of the 3 branches he is in.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (n5tGW)

176 They have trotted out this same bullshit for as long as I can remember, and it hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (DRSnL)

Proletariat of the World , Unite!

*Hi, Jordan

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (GD0B3)

177
Smoke everywhere in the northeast from Canadian fires but still have to listen to Carney and the Greens about the climate.

Close the border. Doug Ford's head on a platter, if they can find one big enough.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (Y8DZL)

178 “And over 20% of black men voted for him too...fucking crazy.”

That’s Black with a Capital “B” Muthafucka!!

Now you know why they had to frontload 8 million faudulent ballots in 2020. In 2019 he was cruising to an easy re-election and I knew they needed a huge distraction. I wasn’t imaginative enough to think of a biological attack, I assumed maybe a chemical disaster or … something.

Significant percentages of registered Democrats voted and were going to vote again for Mr. Trump.

That Is Not Supposed To Happen And Cannot Be Allowed

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (iJVoP)

179 @1/Blonde Morticia: I've seen that happen to you several times, what's up with that?
Posted by: Joe pantsshitter

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It happens with Elric all the time and no one ever asks HIM.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (mmrXZ)
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The Blade is special ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

180 Our amicable relationship with Canada is over, anyway.

Torment this foreign national with every means at your disposal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (BI5O2)

181 mullin is a dumbass

not a good pick nope

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 15, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)

You have to account for the fact that it COULD be narrative control. Look at the stories yesterday ("no more stops" not merely "someone else killed") and then today as the aftermath settles, Trump takes the flak which he has offered to do since he came on the scene.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (jqCWg)

182 Satan's master?...

That does not make sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

183 Brooke Taylor
@Brooketaylortv
BREAKING: 3 bags believed to contain meth were l found inside the van of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, the Mexican national killed in the ICE shooting in Houston, according to a federal search warrant affidavit.


What was it James Talarico called him? A fellow Texan and a generous lover?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (ExV1e)

184 It always helps to have a concert advertisement poster that mentions "1000 Virgins For Satan's Master" in the background of your video when you're trying to appeal for donations.


ah so a lot of weird Canadian illegals are Satanists not just Guilfoyle

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (j+aD2)

185 There's no sexiness to that stuff, so it gets ignored and forgotten, but cutting off illegals (and even some legals) from the American financial system is a huge incentive for them to leave. And it's just started.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:32 PM (GKzf4)

Remittance Tax around 15% (I'd like it higher) would be a good start.

But then they'd move to Bitcoin or something, I'm sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

186 If you like your w45tw45vt, you can keep your w45tw45vt.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (HcfrK)

187 I think we can all agree that the Mullin experiment has been a bust.

Posted by: Blutarski, gradually then suddenly at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (l26NL)

188
They have trotted out this same bullshit for as long as I can remember, and it hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (DRSnL)



I'm old enough to remember when they were screaming that GWB was going to institute Martial Law and cancel the elections in 2004.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (2YhKe)

189 I'm amused that Canuckistan is so poorly run they now regularly let their country burn to such an extent that it blots out the sun in neighboring countries.

But hey we should listen to them....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

190 Guess we need to kick some fucking Syrupean asses.

Again.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 15, 2026 03:47 PM (wtvvX)

191 Sometimes a cigarillo is just a cigarillo - Mullen fd up.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 03:47 PM (GD0B3)

192 181
You have to account for the fact that it COULD be narrative control. Look at the stories yesterday ("no more stops" not merely "someone else killed") and then today as the aftermath settles, Trump takes the flak which he has offered to do since he came on the scene.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (jqCWg)

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And even the proposed changes didn't actually lead to the stop of traffic stops.

Just the "non-critical" ones.

Essentially, Mullin gave up perhaps close to nothing in exchange for giving Collins a little independent win in an election year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:47 PM (GKzf4)

193 Also if the US is supposed to pay the "victims" of "global warming" can I sue Canuckistan for blotting out the sun with their environment policies?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

194 Every metric of deportations has exploded since Mullin took over from Noem.

I'm so old I can remember when there would never be another deportation because the surge forces were pulled out of Minneapolis.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

195
Essentially, Mullin gave up perhaps close to nothing in exchange for giving Collins a little independent win in an election year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:47 PM (GKzf4)



But he's a pussy and we're supposed to be demanding he be fired immediately, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:48 PM (2YhKe)

196 187 I think we can all agree that the Mullin experiment has been a bust.


I had a bad feeling with his stupid name

and stuff he'd said and done previously which was buttheaded

and also that he's in Congress

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 15, 2026 03:48 PM (j+aD2)

197 185 Remittance Tax around 15% (I'd like it higher) would be a good start.

But then they'd move to Bitcoin or something, I'm sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

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Takes are set by Congress.

Congress did pass a remittance tax in the OBBB (1%), but the executive has no authority to change tax rates.

But, Treasury regulations recently published have made it illegal for anyone on welfare to send money out of the country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:48 PM (GKzf4)

198 Proper usage would be:

picking her teeth up out of the gutter like Chiclets

Hope this helps!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (iJVoP)

199 194 Every metric of deportations has exploded since Mullin took over from Noem.

I'm so old I can remember when there would never be another deportation because the surge forces were pulled out of Minneapolis.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

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Jesse Kelly told me that all deportations were done forever in February.

So, why is he bitching now about ICE not doing traffic stops?

He said there were no more deportations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (GKzf4)

200 Guess we need to kick some fucking Syrupean asses.

Again.
Posted by: Tex Lovera


Syrupean. LOL 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (mISmA)

201 The Canadians are getting back at us for arresting the slapper. They're burning their country and letting the smoke choke us.
Just walked to the store and holy crap is it smokey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (m2wmY)

202 we're gonna have to build a northern wall
Posted by: Black Orchid
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Canuk wildings

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (XvL8K)

203 Our amicable relationship with Canada is over, anyway."

War Plan Red

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (XuXeR)

204 Mullen wanted to do it the Senate way, he forgot his boss is Trump.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (GD0B3)
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I find it amazing how people refuse to believe that this stuff isn't orchestrated.

Collins wants a boost, so she takes credit for "additional training." She gets her media hit.

Trump then waits a day and says "Nah, never mind!" and meanwhile nothing actually changed. It's just to keep the churn rolling.

It's like this breathless circle-jerk about the SAVE Act where *nothing ever happens.* It's just to keep everyone talking about it.

And yes, I worked in politics, and we coordinated these "fights" and also arranged for bills to be tanked by people in safe seats.

We also swapped votes ("I've got two for this, give me two for that") and so much of it was scripted. But reporters pretended it wasn't because they needed the headlines and clicks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (ZOv7s)

205
But, Treasury regulations recently published have made it illegal for anyone on welfare to send money out of the country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:48 PM (GKzf4)



At's what you tink, ese......

Posted by: Illegals Funneling Billions to Mexico at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (2YhKe)

206 I saw an anti-ICE protest the other day.

It was a bunch of grey hairs with angry faces and signs and a bunch of college/HS kids who had stopped by the neighboring ice cream shop and were "protesting" while eating ice cream.

There were no middle aged people. And this was in the evening so it isn't that they were at work.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
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The "protests" are so weak and feeble it defeats the purpose of protesting. You're basically saying to the world "we are weak and impotent, don't pay any attention to us."

There's is crusty old queen who stands on Central Park West, always in the same spot, and always with a cruddy-looking handmade sign duckspeaking some commie bullshit. For a while, it was all anti-ICE.

I'm tempted to give him the finger as I drive by, but he's the type to call the cops and make up some bullshit. My car won't be hard to track down.

Haven't seen him in a while, though. Maybe he's dead.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

207 195 But he's a pussy and we're supposed to be demanding he be fired immediately, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:48 PM (2YhKe)

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Correct.

Stay home in November so that Democrats win to teach Trump a lesson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (GKzf4)

208 "Spitting Chiclets" is superior to "Summer Teeth". In my opinion.

Posted by: connected and litigious at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (cS1cw)

209 Well I see Elric post his verbal posturing prose when he goes for a first, but not a weird cryptic code.

It's the code I'm asking about.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


If we explained the code, it wouldn't be much of a code, now, would it?

Posted by: mikeski python at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (VHUov)

210 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?

Seriously

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (IjKjy)

211 w45tw45vt? Of the Boston w45tw45vts?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (n9eFH)

212 Jesse Kelly told me that all deportations were done forever in February.

So, why is he bitching now about ICE not doing traffic stops?

He said there were no more deportations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (GKzf4)
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Rage clicks are easier to farm than like clicks. And black-pillers are total simps. They'll click anything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2026 03:51 PM (ZOv7s)

213 Why was Bovino fired?

Posted by: EFG at July 15, 2026 03:51 PM (NrP4p)

214 I saw an Indian man at my Costco last week. That means nothing has happened, and we all need to stay home and not vote in order to teach Republicans a lesson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:33 PM (GKzf4)


Dot or feather? If you were in Tulsa, it could have been one of my nephews (feather).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 03:51 PM (Qp8q1)

215 Not good enough. Need to have confirmation it's actually meth. Too much latitude in 'white crystal-like substance.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 03:41 PM (diia5)

The guy was Colombian, I'd say that 100% narrows it down to two drugs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)

216 >Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?
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when politics becomes your religion

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (ZxPkt)

217 sports break!

Argentina - England
0 - 0

(halftime)

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (GD0B3)

218 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?


The honest answer?

The left believes their literal violence is free speech and your free speech is literal violence.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

219 OMFG.

I could watch that Grabmaster Hash video 10 more times. And I will.

Fucking hilarious.

That is the face of Stage IV Necrotic Soydick. He needs to be raising funds for research into his all too common condition, like a more womanly Sally Struthers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (BI5O2)

220 I think it might be time to invade Canada.

I mean, they sent one of theirs in to attack one of our kids.

Posted by: Wrap it up in a three day weekend. at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)

221 So let me get this straight...

An unarmed American woman protesting a stolen election get shot in the neck by a police officer and the left's response is she deserved it.

An invader attempts to kill a police officer and gets shot and...he should have been allowed to kill the police officer?
Posted by: 18-1

***

And as the democrat party embraces their social democrat marxism, their gangs will roam the streets with no fear of arrest.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (2WIwB)

222 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?

Seriously
Posted by: nurse ratched.

We're unpeople.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (wOO3z)

223 Dot or feather? If you were in Tulsa, it could have been one of my nephews (feather).
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 03:51 PM (Qp8q1)



The First Lady and Daughter will be in Tulsa tomorrow.......

Posted by: Illegals Funneling Billions to Mexico at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (2YhKe)

224 Oh ffs.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe)

225 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?

Seriously
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (IjKjy)

Passion trumps all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

226 213 Why was Bovino fired?

Posted by: EFG at July 15, 2026 03:51 PM (NrP4p)

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He wasn't.

He was allowed to retire. He was eligible for one more year of service but chose to retire.

Was it entirely voluntary? Probably not. He was getting a lot of flack that the administration didn't want. So, there was probably a push there.

And, arrests have increased since Bovino and Noem left. Deportation flights have increased since they left.

Bovino and Noem made immigration enforcement a show. There may have been benefits to that, but since they starred in their own show, when the time came to change it from a show to a low-burn strategy that netted more people, they had to go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (GKzf4)

227 >>> At some point you have to come to terms with the fact that the federal government is waging war against it's citizens.

Spoiler alert, people of Reddit: the federal government is always waging war on us. From BOTH parties. It's up to us to rein them in and take our power back.

Also, Reddit gets it right, sometimes! A nurse posted on Reddit/nursing that she checked out a coworker/mentor's socials and gasp, he's MAGA! But he's kind, never bring up politics, and everyone tells her she lucked out getting him as a mentor. She asks them for advice on how to handle working with a MAGA.

They all pretty much tell her: suck it up, you will always have to work with people that disagree with you, that's what adults do. What will she do if a patient has Fox News on? That in nursing, you treat rapists and murderers too, and you have to give them all the same care. Suck it up, buttercup, you're in the real world now. It was refreshing.

Some also pointed out that by stalking his socials she's potentially crossing a line, and needs to stop being a creeper and just do her job.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (gWBY1)

228 Trumps plan is martial law by September and postponement of midterms by October!

It's darkly amusing that people have been warning that elections would be canceled for at least 30 years, by one side or the other, yet whenever someone says it everyone else doesn't tell them to STFU.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)

229
I saw some speculation this morning that he doesn't want her deported because she's the only one with a job.
Posted by: Jordan61

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This seems likely. He's on TikTok literally sobbing, saying he's broke and he doesn't know what to do, begging for a free lawyer, saying he's GOT to get his wife released. Total slob, lip piercings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (mmrXZ)

230 sports break!

Argentina - England
0 - 0

(halftime)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (GD0B3)



SPORTSBRA!!!!


Go Boobs!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe)

231 "This will lead to significant Republican gains and a bunch of lawsuits and FNM coverage claiming he stole the elections."

They stole 2020. It's only fair we get to steal one too.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (MWfyi)

232 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?

Seriously
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (IjKjy)
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Because they've behaved like that their whole lives and got away with it. She's probably slapped a bunch of Canadian eunuchs and they took it without complaint.

That's why talk of Civil War 2.0 at this point is retarded. The first volley will end it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (ZOv7s)

233 Guess we need to kick some fucking Syrupean asses.

Again.
Posted by: Tex Lovera


Syrupean. LOL 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 03:49 PM (mISmA)
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That maple us out of this mess.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (HcfrK)

234 231 "This will lead to significant Republican gains and a bunch of lawsuits and FNM coverage claiming he stole the elections."

They stole 2020. It's only fair we get to steal one too.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (MWfyi)

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Steal 2028.

2026 doesn't matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (GKzf4)

235 *Hi, Jordan
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 03:45 PM (GD0B3)

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Hi runner!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (DRSnL)

236 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?

Seriously

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (IjKjy)

Because they're godless leftist hatefilled assholes who tell themselves they are preventing the Nazis from taking power.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (jqCWg)

237 Rage clicks are easier to farm than like clicks. And black-pillers are total simps. They'll click anything.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2026 03:51 PM (ZOv7s)

Hey! Those girls had really huge tits. I have to enjoy something while I watch the fall of the western empire again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

238 Takes are set by Congress.

Congress did pass a remittance tax in the OBBB (1%), but the executive has no authority to change tax rates.

But, Treasury regulations recently published have made it illegal for anyone on welfare to send money out of the country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:48 PM (GKzf4)

I figured it was up to Congress, just wishing.

That is good news about no welfare recipients sending money, but I wonder how they'll enforce it - just means they can't send money with an EBT card or something?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (6ydKt)

239 Have you guys already talked about ACB's congressional testimony confirming she's terrified of the left's foot soldiers and strongly implying that fear affects her SCOTUS opinions?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (mkw2N)

240 SPORTSBRA!!!!


Go Boobs!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM
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You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)

241
This seems likely. He's on TikTok literally sobbing, saying he's broke and he doesn't know what to do, begging for a free lawyer, saying he's GOT to get his wife released. Total slob, lip piercings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (mmrXZ)



Call the WHAAAAAAmulance.

It's called 'reaping it' you soy laden jizzbucket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)

242
The Canuck's husband is remarkably unconcerned about her attacking a minor and complete stranger over basically nothing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (azNOR)

243 >>> I'm amused that Canuckistan is so poorly run they now regularly let their country burn to such an extent that it blots out the sun in neighboring countries.

France, too, after their recent loss to Spain in the World Cup. England/Argentina game this week!

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (gWBY1)

244 --------
You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)




https://shorturl.fm/T7qEZ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)

245 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?

Seriously
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (IjKjy)
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"Punch a nazi!"

I do think there's more to this story. The video posted above seems like it's in the middle of the story. And where's the sound? As I comment above, it looks like someone pushed the scab Canadian bitch at the girls, like instigating the attack.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

246 238 I figured it was up to Congress, just wishing.

That is good news about no welfare recipients sending money, but I wonder how they'll enforce it - just means they can't send money with an EBT card or something?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (6ydKt)

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Banks do wires.

Banks do not want to get on Treasury's bad side.

Treasury can audit them in ways they don't like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (GKzf4)

247 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?

Seriously
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (IjKjy)

Passion trumps all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)
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w45tw45vt!!
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Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (HcfrK)

248 Bovino and Noem made immigration enforcement a show. There may have been benefits to that, but since they starred in their own show, when the time came to change it from a show to a low-burn strategy that netted more people, they had to go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (GKzf4)
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Noem kept doing glamour shots of her being all butch and Lara Croft like.

She was also going to have to quit once her weird hubby stuff came out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (ZOv7s)

249
It's the code I'm asking about.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

If we explained the code, it wouldn't be much of a code, now, would it?
Posted by: mikeski python

============

The First Rule of Code Club is do not ask about Code Club.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (mmrXZ)

250 They stole 2020. It's only fair we get to steal one too.

To be Mr Pedant...

Stopping illegals from voting and leftists finding ballots in Buicks isn't stealing an election.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

251 What with the fuc*ing alleged? The bit*h, twice the kids age, and with more pounds onboard, slapped that child hard.

And than the husband went on TikTok: Please don't scroll I need your help! Watch the whole video. Please like share and repost. In part, "All that matters is her safety and well being." (Gravmasterhash copsdrinkplastic40oz, also on Instgram)

142.9K Followers
8.9M Likes
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The wife is currently being held in Delaney Hall. Progressive and "religious groups" (like American Friends Service Committee/Quakers) have continuously gathered at the facility. Recurring protests calling for the facility's closure have been a frequent occurrence throughout the summer.

Newsweek, today

A fundraiser for Tracey on GiveSendGo had garnered $650 as of Wednesday afternoon.

Hubby said, "We’ve been married for a little over three years." She came into the US via passport in 2024.

There's an excellent picture of Mr. and alleged legal Mrs. within the article, too.

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This is BS. It's a political set-up, going hand-in-hand with PR regarding the two men 'allegedly' shot by ICE recently.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (NFX2v)

252 You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM

https://shorturl.fm/T7qEZ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM
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Bigger than a champagne glass!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (2Ez/1)

253 The Canuck's husband is remarkably unconcerned about her attacking a minor and complete stranger over basically nothing.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (azNOR)
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He's glad she's slapping someone else for a change.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (ZOv7s)

254 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?


The honest answer?

The left believes their literal violence is free speech and your free speech is literal violence.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)


The left needs to be persuaded by their form of free speech that they are mistaken.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 03:57 PM (Qp8q1)

255 This seems likely. He's on TikTok literally sobbing, saying he's broke and he doesn't know what to do, begging for a free lawyer, saying he's GOT to get his wife released. Total slob, lip piercings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (mmrXZ)


Call the WHAAAAAAmulance.

It's called 'reaping it' you soy laden jizzbucket.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)
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That dude looks and acts gay af. Odds that this is a sham marriage? At least 50%.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

256 The Canuck's husband is remarkably unconcerned about her attacking a minor and complete stranger over basically nothing.

The left: The right will attack people for not agreeing with their pervert views of the world!

The left after attacking someone for his views of the world: Like its like ok to like punch a NAZI or something

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

257 The Canuck's husband is remarkably unconcerned about her attacking a minor and complete stranger over basically nothing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 15, 2026 03:55 PM (azNOR)
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The stranger ain't his ox.

I mean we are regressing centuries of moral maturity at this point.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:58 PM (HcfrK)

258
In short: He could not control his woman.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:58 PM (HcfrK)

259 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (GKzf4)

*****

Fair enough. Thanks for the knowledge.

Posted by: EFG at July 15, 2026 03:59 PM (NrP4p)

260 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?
———

“It’s OK when we do it” is part of it. Some of these people are technically speaking, retarded or, have cognitive issues. They can’t make comparisons most take for granted or assume are basic human beliefs common to everyone.

Most of us learn this as toddlers. “Bobby, you wouldn’t want someone to hit you over the head and steal your chocolate Milk, would you?”

“Hm… well, I guess not.” ; as difficult as it is to believe, this basic concept does not register with a percentage of the population. I’m at a loss to explain it.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 03:59 PM (iJVoP)

261 Are we missing anyone?

Breaking911 39s
STUCK WHERE?!?!? Firefighters in Kansas City were forced to cut apart a portable toilet after a man somehow became trapped beneath the seat in a strange rescue.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 03:59 PM (diia5)

262 So she overstays her welcome in the US, because Canada sucks but she is going to attack patriotism for the USA. Not a lick of logic in lefties.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW)

263 Yankee fans...deport both of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)

264 And take the hardware out of your lips.
You look like a bass that went after a Rapala lure and lost.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)

265
That dude looks and acts gay af. Odds that this is a sham marriage? At least 50%.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)



It doesn't really matter if she's only here on her passport and the proper paperwork hasn't been filed for her as his wife.

Go back to Canada. Contact MAID. This world isn't for you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (2YhKe)

266 Waaaaa I don't know what to do i need my wife back boo hoo wah send me money

LOL. Fuck off. You're a pussy and your wife's a total dog. You'll get nothing and like it. A Guatemalan human suitcase named Griselda will peg her and cuck you once again. Maybe after she gets out you two can go live in Canada with the other homos.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (BI5O2)

267 Don't take w45tw45vt! if you're allergic to w45tw45vt!.
Side effects include swelling between the anus and genitals, brain damage and death.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (UjdFS)

268
Banks do wires.

Banks do not want to get on Treasury's bad side.

Treasury can audit them in ways they don't like.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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How do banks know what the source of the money was, though? "illegal for anyone on welfare to send money out of the country." Is there now a checkbox on an international money transfer form that says "Are these funds sourced by (list of federal welfare programs)?" Or a box that says "I certify under penalty of prosecution that I am not on (list of federal welfare programs"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (mmrXZ)

269 A fundraiser for Tracey on GiveSendGo had garnered $650 as of Wednesday afternoon.
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LOLOLOLOLOL. Some black thug in TX murdered another kid for no reason, and got like $500k in a week. This slovenly half-homo gets ... $650.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

270 I was watching Fox Business this morning with Stuart Varney. They were all aflutter about the metric kickyball game. Then I realized like half the commenters at British. When the USA embarrassingly failed I was on to preseason football. Real football if I wasn’t clear.

Posted by: Blutarski, gradually then suddenly at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (l26NL)

271 Don't take w45tw45vt! if you're allergic to w45tw45vt!.
Side effects include swelling between the anus and genitals, brain damage and death.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (UjdFS)
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"... Or worse"

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (HcfrK)

272 Canadian bitch is here illegal. But she's working. Wonder who employs her.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (wOO3z)

273 It's just foot powder. Honest.

WKRP deep cut.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (vTZFs)

274 Banks do wires.

Banks do not want to get on Treasury's bad side.

Treasury can audit them in ways they don't like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:56 PM (GKzf4)

Is the bank allowed to ask people if they're on welfare?
I guess so.

Didn't know they could get that much info from customers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (6ydKt)

275
LOLOLOLOLOL. Some black thug in TX murdered another kid for no reason, and got like $500k in a week. This slovenly half-homo gets ... $650.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)



They're the wrong color and the young girl wasn't identified as a Jew.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2YhKe)

276
Canadian smoke so thick in St. Ignace now that the south pillar of the Mackinaw bridge and Mackinac Island can't be seen.

Peak tourist season. Sue the Canucks.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (Y8DZL)

277 LOLOLOLOLOL. Some black thug in TX murdered another kid for no reason, and got like $500k in a week. This slovenly half-homo gets ... $650.

And his family spent that money on a new car and a new house instead of a high priced lawyer and...the givers were all apparently ok with that.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

278 268 How do banks know what the source of the money was, though? "illegal for anyone on welfare to send money out of the country." Is there now a checkbox on an international money transfer form that says "Are these funds sourced by (list of federal welfare programs)?" Or a box that says "I certify under penalty of prosecution that I am not on (list of federal welfare programs"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (mmrXZ)

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Banks collect ID information of people who send wires. Banks have access to databases, including federal ID databases to check that people are who they say they are.

Remember, banks were able to debank people because of what they said online.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (GKzf4)

279 That dude looks and acts gay af. Odds that this is a sham marriage? At least 50%.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)


It doesn't really matter if she's only here on her passport and the proper paperwork hasn't been filed for her as his wife.

Go back to Canada. Contact MAID. This world isn't for you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 04:00 PM (2YhKe)
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Well, yea. I don't know what her current visa status is (if any). My point was about his obvious faggotry.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

280 I saw a report on that and the dude was so careful to not mention at all that she beat on a kid.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:02 PM (uhVAy)

281 272 Canadian bitch is here illegal. But she's working. Wonder who employs her.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (wOO3z)

Tim Hortons, naturally.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)

282 The sidebar Forgotten Mystery tune is a nice little accompaniment to this story...as well as being the answer to the trivia question "What is the only Top 20 song that features vocals by Geddy Lee?"

Posted by: Steve Martin at July 15, 2026 04:02 PM (eTh1u)

283 Bye.

Posted by: Bones at July 15, 2026 04:02 PM (ELT5/)

284 Soccer is *gayer* football.

But all football is gay. The NFL outside shoulda told ya

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

285
Well, yea. I don't know what her current visa status is (if any). My point was about his obvious faggotry.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)



Valid.


His mouth has likely caressed many a ballsack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 04:02 PM (2YhKe)

286 Should get the Sopranos to deal with the slapper and hubby

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 04:03 PM (m2wmY)

287 Pretty epic way to get your balls back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

He didn't have them in his weepy calls for aid for his thug bride.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

288 > "All that matters is her safety and well being."

Does someone need to be told it's safer to not attack people?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:03 PM (mkw2N)

289 Are we missing anyone?

Breaking911 39s
STUCK WHERE?!?!? Firefighters in Kansas City were forced to cut apart a portable toilet after a man somehow became trapped beneath the seat in a strange rescue.
****

So, terlithobo ended up in KC?

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 04:03 PM (JGS5U)

290 283 Bye.

Posted by: Bones at July 15, 2026 04:02 PM (ELT5/)

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

291 She should've been smacked with a chair, AEW style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 04:04 PM (2YhKe)

292 2, deport for life

Can a foreigner be banned for life? I mean, is there a law that expressly allows this?

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 04:04 PM (4NO2D)

293 It's the whole "Paradox of Tolerance" mind set that "tolerance of intolerance isn't tolerance".

So they are increasingly intolerant of the expanding body of things they call "intolerance".

It started with Karl Popper, but he can't really be blamed for what's it's come to, as he wrote two footnotes musing about it.

The rest is cargo cult.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:04 PM (HcfrK)

294 I'm watching a broadcast where they're calling 0-0 a 'tie'.

I'd be more willing to accept 'boring'.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 04:05 PM (sYM3s)

295
Trumps plan is martial law by September and postponement of midterms by October!

===============

Do these people ever feel disappointed when life goes on, the planet doesn't boil (or, accordingly, freeze), elections are held, cops cruise peacefully, and their check -- welfare or pay -- keeps rolling in?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 04:05 PM (mmrXZ)

296 Breaking911 39s
STUCK WHERE?!?!? Firefighters in Kansas City were forced to cut apart a portable toilet after a man somehow became trapped beneath the seat in a strange rescue.
****



"Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 04:05 PM (2YhKe)

297 292 2, deport for life

Can a foreigner be banned for life? I mean, is there a law that expressly allows this?

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 04:04 PM (4NO2D)

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Yes.

Outlined in Title 8.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 04:05 PM (GKzf4)

298 Have you guys already talked about ACB's congressional testimony confirming she's terrified of the left's foot soldiers and strongly implying that fear affects her SCOTUS opinions?"

Si

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 04:05 PM (XuXeR)

299 Can a foreigner be banned for life? I mean, is there a law that expressly allows this?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 04:04 PM (4NO2D)
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A Dem president or SoS, could, and probably would reverse this.

Unless confronted with a reverse-Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (HcfrK)

300 Bruce Springsteen fans
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 15, 2026 03:20 PM (xcxpd)

To think I drove 4 hours to the Cotton Bowl back in 1984 to see that vile piece of scum.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (SjAWL)

301
Yes.

Outlined in Title 8.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 04:05 PM (GKzf4)




Heh. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Maryland Man at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (2YhKe)

302 So they are increasingly intolerant of the expanding body of things they call "intolerance".


And a core problem in this is that they've decided things that were considered normal 10 years ago even are "beyond the pale intolerance".

Running on the Obama 2012 campaign would get you listed as a far right wing extremist as per the left now

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (sKqQm)

303 210 Why do people think it’s ok to assault a person because you don’t like their t-shirt?

Seriously
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 03:50 PM (IjKjy)

Arrested development. She is a toddler.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (bl07w)

304 ...Also, Reddit gets it right, sometimes! A nurse posted on Reddit/nursing that she checked out a coworker/mentor's socials and gasp, he's MAGA! But he's kind, never bring up politics, and everyone tells her she lucked out getting him as a mentor. She asks them for advice on how to handle working with a MAGA.

They all pretty much tell her: suck it up, you will always have to work with people that disagree with you, that's what adults do. What will she do if a patient has Fox News on? That in nursing, you treat rapists and murderers too, and you have to give them all the same care. Suck it up, buttercup, you're in the real world now. It was refreshing.

Some also pointed out that by stalking his socials she's potentially crossing a line, and needs to stop being a creeper and just do her job.
Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (gWBY1)

Well, well, well. There may be hope for the world after all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (087GX)

305 > Bigger than a champagne glass!

Oh! I'm glad you brought that up. I remember when I first heard this metric for the perfect breast size, I thought to myself, "What the hell? A champagne glass? Are people actually stuffing their boobs into a long, thin glass to see if it's the 'perfect' size?"

Can anyone confirm people really do this? It seems like it wouldn't work for anyone who has firm boobs.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (mkw2N)

306 301 Heh. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Maryland Man at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (2YhKe)

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I wonder if he's ever realized that literally a million people have been deported since his saga with the federal government started.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 04:07 PM (GKzf4)

307 somehow became trapped beneath the seat in a strange rescue.
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Somehow doing a lot of heavy lifting here

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 04:07 PM (hKJDx)

308 Have you guys already talked about ACB's congressional testimony confirming she's terrified of the left's foot soldiers and strongly implying that fear affects her SCOTUS opinions?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (mkw2N)

Tell her to man up or GTFO.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy)

309 Can a foreigner be banned for life? I mean, is there a law that expressly allows this?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 04:04 PM (4NO2D)


Label them PNG and they're banned until/unless someone changes that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:07 PM (ExV1e)

310 Oh! I'm glad you brought that up. I remember when I first heard this metric for the perfect breast size, I thought to myself, "What the hell? A champagne glass? Are people actually stuffing their boobs into a long, thin glass to see if it's the 'perfect' size?"

Can anyone confirm people really do this? It seems like it wouldn't work for anyone who has firm boobs.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (mkw2N)

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Champagne glasses seem like they would be more suited for measuring dicks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:07 PM (DRSnL)

311 4 ish

CNN - Blanche weaponization fund
MS Now - DNI pick with the sad bitch
Fox - Trump live!!
CBC - Canadian wildfires - started with the heat of our couple's passion

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Sco7b)

312 “Alleged” is almost always fake, and gay, and not really necessary. Everyone thinks it is, and that’s what matters.

If you’ve been charged with a crime, you’ve been arrested, all that stuff, one already has the presumption of innocence until convicted or proven guilty, yadda yadda. Of course it’s an allegation. Duh.

It’s unnecessary verbiage where people try to sound smart, near as I can tell.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 04:08 PM (iJVoP)

313 What the hell? A champagne glass? Are people actually stuffing their boobs into a long, thin glass to see if it's the 'perfect' size?"

Coupe, not flute

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 04:08 PM (XuXeR)

314 Is the bank allowed to ask people if they're on welfare?
I guess so.

Didn't know they could get that much info from customers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 04:01 PM (6ydKt)


In these days of direct deposit, the banks know where the money is coming from.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Qp8q1)

315
Can anyone confirm people really do this? It seems like it wouldn't work for anyone who has firm boobs.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (mkw2N)



I've seen boobs lubed up and stuffed into a 'goblet' style beer glass.

https://shorturl.fm/Counw


*image is of the glass, boob not included.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 04:08 PM (2YhKe)

316 Or maybe I'm thinking of champagne flutes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (DRSnL)

317 if it weren't for the inexplicable officiating, and the players constantly flopping and feigning injuries, soccer might be mildly interesting

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (ZxPkt)

318 Do these people ever feel disappointed when life goes on, the planet doesn't boil (or, accordingly, freeze), elections are held, cops cruise peacefully, and their check -- welfare or pay -- keeps rolling in?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 04:05 PM (mmrXZ)


No, they're too busy freaking out about the next thing that the people pushing their buttons want them to freak out about. You'd be amazed at how prevalent that is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

319 Actually.aside from being "rabid" she doesn't look like a dog. At least in the picture on the left she's rather cute. The pink hair and piercings don't do a thing for her:

https://tinyurl.com/54abecfz

And yes, anger management issues or something else. Ship her out!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (+hwtP)

320 or, we could just break out a ruler or tape measure and forget about the champagne glass entirely.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)

321 Tell her to man up or GTFO."

Nut up or shut up

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (XuXeR)

322 Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:53 PM (gWBY1)

That's a really tame subreddit, Liz.

On a lot of them, they would to tell her to find a new mentor to help her unlearn his MAGA lies but not before poisoning his coffee and filing a posthumous HR complaint about the time he raped her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

323 Or maybe I'm thinking of champagne flutes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (DRSnL)



"This one time....In band camp....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (2YhKe)

324 “Alleged” is almost always fake, and gay, and not really necessary. Everyone thinks it is, and that’s what matters.

If you’ve been charged with a crime, you’ve been arrested, all that stuff, one already has the presumption of innocence until convicted or proven guilty, yadda yadda. Of course it’s an allegation. Duh.

It’s unnecessary verbiage where people try to sound smart, near as I can tell.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 04:08 PM (iJVoP
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It's pure lawyer bullshit. No media outlet wants to risk a defamation case, so it's standard practice to always say "alleged" or "charged" until a conviction. After a conviction, they drop the "alleged."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

325 I think no one, male or female, wants champagne flute breasts.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Qp8q1)

326 Hubby crying broke?

Got money to attend Yankees games. (Newsweek pic)

Newsweek, "Tracey, of Allenhurst, New Jersey, has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child, simple assault, harassment and obstruction in the July 3 incident."

"Of Allenhurst, NJ" - Home values in Allenhurst span historic Victorians and Craftsman-style properties, with an average home value of approximately $2,360,171.

The local rental market is dominated by larger luxury homes and seasonal rentals, with average monthly rent prices generally ranging between $3,300 and $17,000 depending on the size and time of year.

Utility prices are about 3% higher than the national average, and transportation expenses (e.g., gas, tolls, transit fares) are roughly 5% higher.
Grocery prices are stable, sitting just 2% higher than the national average.

New Jersey is known for high property taxes, which directly impact the overall cost of ownership in this upscale borough.

POLITICAL

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 04:10 PM (NFX2v)

327 Maybe that guy with the Canadian wife is getting lucky and is too retarded to know.
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She has his soul, in a jar, on the mantle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:10 PM (XeU6L)

328 Someone flipped the image in a zoom call of the husband crying for his wife that hurt the MAGA kid, and he has a poster on his wall saying "1000 virgin's for satan's master," with a little kewpie style prepubescent child with devils horns looking saucy. Creepy. And the clown painting behind him looks a little like John Wayne Gacey.

Cream of the crop, this couple.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 04:10 PM (gWBY1)

329 we could just break out a ruler or tape measure "

It's deep, too.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 04:10 PM (XuXeR)

330 >>Champagne glasses seem like they would be more suited for measuring dicks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:07 PM
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Sounds like a future MoMe activity...

Posted by: Whistling in the background at July 15, 2026 04:11 PM (2Ez/1)

331 Beer keg breasts. Shot glass breasts. Whiskey glass breasts etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 04:11 PM (m2wmY)

332 > Coupe, not flute

Ooooh. Thanks. That makes sense.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:11 PM (mkw2N)

333 Democrat establishment is about to take out another prominent far left candidate.

El-Sayed apparently has some kind of women abuse issue that Chuck Schumer's people are digging up before the MI primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 04:11 PM (GKzf4)

334 That's a really tame subreddit, Liz.

On a lot of them, they would to tell her to find a new mentor to help her unlearn his MAGA lies but not before poisoning his coffee and filing a posthumous HR complaint about the time he raped her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

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My Reddit feed is carefully curated to weed out all the bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 04:12 PM (DRSnL)

335 >>> Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

I know! It was like the unicorn of Reddit threads. I was shocked.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 04:12 PM (gWBY1)

336 Have you guys already talked about ACB's congressional testimony confirming she's terrified of the left's foot soldiers and strongly implying that fear affects her SCOTUS opinions?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 03:54 PM (mkw2N)
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"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:13 PM (HcfrK)

337 Ooooh. Thanks. That makes sense"

Legend was same shape as Marie Antoinette's...anatomy

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)

338
El-Sayed apparently has some kind of women abuse issue that Chuck Schumer's people are digging up before the MI primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 04:11 PM (GKzf4

He's great in his commercials.

Aside from wanting us all dead, very likable. So much more than that Haley Stevens witch. Man, Michigan has a ton of witches in office.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)

339 Can a foreigner be banned for life? I mean, is there a law that expressly allows this?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 04:04 PM (4NO2D)

Label them PNG and they're banned until/unless someone changes that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:07 PM (ExV1e)

Trump has blocked a number of Brit Globalist types from entry . Famed Dog Shocker Hasan Piker was blocked from the UK recently.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (uhVAy)

340 Tom Sawyer? What do I win? Possibly “Spirit of Radio” I guess.

You know it ain’t “Necromancer” or “Temples of Syrinx”

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (iJVoP)

341 Sounds like a future MoMe activity...

...no, dear, just enough to win.

Posted by: just the punch line at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (JGS5U)

342 Democrat establishment is about to take out another prominent far left candidate.

El-Sayed apparently has some kind of women abuse issue that Chuck Schumer's people are digging up before the MI primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 04:11 PM (GKzf4)
__________

They're trying to track down the doe now

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

343 Tracey's husband, Matthew Geroni, an American citizen, is a content creator and social media personality who frequently goes by the moniker "Clown of Asbury Park."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (NFX2v)

344 Those pesky Canadians. I'm more interested in Mark Carney creating a brand new position called "Chief Operating Officer" and filling it with an American political operative who was working high-up in the Hillary Clinton campaign (Maia Johnson).

I wonder if Ms. Johnson registered with FARA.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (dIske)

345 >>> I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:13 PM (HcfrK)

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Helen Hunt sideboobs ftw.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Y2/Vj)

346 This is the Jersey Shore. Not exactly a MAGA citadel. But the Shore got tired of its bad reputation a number of years ago, and started cracking down on bullshit. Zero tolerance now for bullshit. Good for them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

The Jersey shore is actually pretty red.

Posted by: jersey shore guy at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Iuj64)

347 Well well well

"Houston father-of-three whose ICE killing sparked fury had crystal meth in his car at the time of his death"

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (MWfyi)

348 I'm Dutch and I find it wild that there hasn't been a country wide protest yet like there was when George Floyd was killed, what is stopping like 50 million people from potentially collectively going on the streets and protesting.

Well, you see, Dutch - may I call you Dutch? - all the money that was paying for those protestors dried up and normal people with jobs don't go out to protest against criminals getting creamed for their crimes.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2026 04:15 PM (vJrRc)

349 > I've seen boobs lubed up and stuffed into a 'goblet' style beer glass.

Sounds like a fun party trick.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:15 PM (mkw2N)

350 319 Actually.aside from being "rabid" she doesn't look like a dog. At least in the picture on the left she's rather cute. The pink hair and piercings don't do a thing for her:

https://tinyurl.com/54abecfz

And yes, anger management issues or something else. Ship her out!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:09 PM (+hwtP)

She's a Sizzler 4.

Looks like the kind of gal who is into watersports and asks partners to spit in her mouth.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2026 04:15 PM (KKQKG)

351 Can anyone confirm people really do this? It seems like it wouldn't work for anyone who has firm boobs.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (mkw2N)

I think the champagne glass they are talking about is actually the wide brimmed, shallow ones. I call them margarita glasses because thats what grandpa always used to make them for mom and my aunt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 04:15 PM (zZu0s)

352 A goatraper with woman abuse problems. Imagine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 04:15 PM (wOO3z)

353 A mass of conflicting impulses.

Posted by: Nomad at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (MWfyi)

354 Oh! I'm glad you brought that up. I remember when I first heard this metric for the perfect breast size, I thought to myself, "What the hell? A champagne glass? Are people actually stuffing their boobs into a long, thin glass to see if it's the 'perfect' size?"

Can anyone confirm people really do this? It seems like it wouldn't work for anyone who has firm boobs.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 04:06 PM (mkw2N)
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Champagne flutes are the narrow ones. The traditional glass is the one Gatsby holds up in the memes of him toasting you while the fireworks go off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (ZOv7s)

355 So Mullin slapped down? Good.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (fZiTB)

356 "Houston father-of-three whose ICE killing sparked fury had crystal meth in his car at the time of his death"
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (MWfyi)


https://youtu.be/rf592f9jPaM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (ExV1e)

357 Canadians
Underhitting
Normal
Teenagers

Posted by: It's a new retronym! at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (TbWk/)

358 Goal England 1 Argentina 0

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (m2wmY)

359 Bonhomme, while I completely disagree with the "woman shouldn't be justices" part in the post below, the contrast between ACB and Clarence Thomas is pretty stark:

Kangmin Lee | 이강민
@kangminlee
Clarence Thomas: "I'd rather die than withdraw. If they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me."
Amy Coney Barrett: "I'm scared for my life."
Women should not be justices.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (gWBY1)

360 Her husband is no prize. His Tik Tok videos are sickening:

“Praying the entire Trump family gets cancer. And I mean everybody, like little kids and s–t,” the text superimposed over one video reads as he melodramatically drops to his knees and clasps his hands together."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:17 PM (XeU6L)

361 Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:13 PM (HcfrK)

Yes, I'm sure all the conservative women on here would totally agree with that😕

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:17 PM (6jy2V)

362 Amy Coney Barrett: "I'm scared for my life."
Women should not be justices.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (gWBY1)
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Definitely this one.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (HcfrK)

363 nood for the slackers

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (diia5)

364 350
She's a Sizzler 4.

Looks like the kind of gal who is into watersports and asks partners to spit in her mouth.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2026 04:15 PM (KKQKG)

I was thinking more of a Waffle House 3.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (N39Ws)

365 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (mISmA)

366 🤫

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (JGS5U)

367 If we aren't more accommodating to the terrorists, they won't ever like us.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (WSDAm)

368 I've seen boobs lubed up and stuffed into a 'goblet' style beer glass.

Sounds like a fun party trick.
========
Hello, MoMe planning hotline.
What's your MoMe activity suggestion?

Posted by: 1-800-Call Now at July 15, 2026 04:19 PM (2Ez/1)

369 >>> Yes, I'm sure all the conservative women on here would totally agree with that😕
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:17 PM (6jy2V)

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My wife would absolutely agree with that. Which is why she doesn't like working with women. And probably why she works in a male dominated field.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (Y2/Vj)

370 take your no-account poodle bitch "husband" with you.

You mean the betafag ubersimp with the cock-fitted mouth?

Posted by: Lip piercings for extra ballbag stimulation at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (TbWk/)

371 Haley Stevens is just awful. I mean, the worst.

Posted by: Pure Michigan. Pure Yuck. at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (qUkBO)

372 Sounds like a future MoMe activity...

...no, dear, just enough to win.
Posted by: just the punch line at July 15, 2026 04:14 PM (JGS5U)

Even with this crowd, there are not really that many Milton Berle references.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 04:21 PM (zZu0s)

373 One from Philly, first a crazy old man and a darling, sweet father contractor shot by him.

Then,

NBC 10, July 14, 2026, In part, "Contractor killed in Philly was part of transnational criminal group, DHS says
Salis Hanrahan, a 20-year-old contractor who was shot and killed in Philly, was part of a transnational criminal organization, the Department of Homeland Security said.

On Wednesday, July 8, 2026, Salis Hanrahan, 20, was shot and killed along the 400 block of Ripka Street. Witnesses told NBC10 the shooting occurred around 2 p.m. that day as construction workers installed siding on a home. The witnesses said they heard an argument inside the home. A few moments later, Hanrahan walked out of the home and collapsed on the sidewalk, suffering from a gunshot wound to the chest. He was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead a short time later.

Investigators recovered a gun from the scene of the crime. Two days later, on July 10, police announced the owner of the Ripka Street home, 75-year-old George Barr, was arrested in connection to Hanrahan’s death. Barr was charged with murder, possession of an instrument of crime and recklessly endangering another person."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (NFX2v)

374 nood for the slackers
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Count me in...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 04:22 PM (XeU6L)

375 The stops are back on (if they were ever off).

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"Non-critical" stops were off.

So, probably not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 03:16 PM (GKzf4)


It was a tempest in a teapot.

Susan Collins asked Mullins to suspend non-critical traffic stops. He says, "Sure, okay" ... all while nothing changed.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 15, 2026 04:26 PM (ksbjf)

376 I figured out the code!

1 w45tw45vt
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


w45tw45vt refers to Donald Trump as he is the 45th and 47th President of the United States!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 15, 2026 04:27 PM (Q/FnY)

377 Posted by: Pure Michigan. Pure Yuck. at July 15, 2026 04:20 PM (qUkBO)

What is going on over there? Wretched Gretchen, Joycelyn Benson, that drunk lesbian, this thing, and an Arab fake doctor? Oh and that CIA plant that is on Ozempic isn't much either.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 15, 2026 04:42 PM (wGerL)

378 @292/toby928(c): "Can a foreigner be banned for life? I mean, is there a law that expressly allows this?"

Officially? No. Unofficially? Yes. See below:

Immigration can bar you from entry for up to 10 years, and you have to apply to have the bar lifted after that time, THEN you have to re-apply for lawful entry, and they can simply deem in "inadmissible" and turn you around at the border again.

Unofficially, they can mark your identification in the Customs and Border Patrol system in such a way that it's effectively a "Don't let this asshole in, ever." So you're just chronically "inadmissible".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 04:47 PM (O7YUW)

379 She looks kinda like Greta Thunberg in the mugshot. Maybe he folks had a bit too much Yukon Jack and LaBatt’s while she was in the cooker.
That type doesn’t figure on potential consequences

Posted by: Coelacanth at July 15, 2026 04:53 PM (lwy00)

380 It happens with Elric all the time and no one ever asks HIM.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (mmrXZ)

Well, he posts like..words and stuff. Even if it's really lame poetry. Your stuff sounds like Joe Biden when he's glitching and has the glazed over lizard eyes.

Posted by: Nelly at July 15, 2026 05:03 PM (6+ehB)

381 That woman at Point Pleasant who slapped those kids should have swallowed her teeth. Or worse. Much worse. In days gone by, she'd be eating through a straw. Pissed me off to no end.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 15, 2026 05:10 PM (5xuJ/)

382 I would have loved it if the teenager she slapped kicked the shit out of her and her bitch ass husband.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (DRSnL)

Many Jersey Girls would have beat the shit out of her.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (5xuJ/)

Biden Slurs and Stumbles His Way Through Ad for His Ghostwritten "Memoir"

This drooling imbecile was paid $10 million by the corrupt corporate media for a book that won't make $2 million.

As ghastly as that corruption is, at least we can take solace in Biden feeling disrespected by the fact he only got $10 million -- the clean, articulate black man (whoah, that's storybook, man!) who proceeded him got $60 million. (Plus a hundred million from propaganda op Netflix, just for existing.)

And now he's doing videos to sell this POS before he dies.


Former President Joe Biden will release his memoir this fall at a date set for two weeks after midterm elections in which Democrats seek to regain control of Congress.

...

The memoir Promise Me, America will focus on his four years leading the nation, as Breitbart News reported.

Many Democrats remain divided on Biden's legacy and his ill-fated journey to seek a second term in the White House while questions have been raised about Biden's mental decline while he was in the White House and the alleged use of an autopen.


His own party's leaders hope to keep the fall campaign focused on the record of Republican President Donald Trump, the AP report notes, rather than that of a man who drifted out of view when all attempts to return to the highest office in the land came to nothing and his own party turned on him.

"'Promise Me, America' is about the challenges we faced as a nation. It's about the decisions I made and why I made them," Biden said in a video statement accompanying Wednesday's announcement. "Most of all, it's about my faith in the promise of America."

Below: A clearly mentally-ravaged Biden slurs his way through an ad for "his" ghostwritten book of lies. This short video has more cuts in it than a Michael Bay action sequence.


Plus: In what is now a beloved Democrat tradition, Chuck Schumer ripped ass while bloviating on camera.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer appeared to suffer an embarrassing mishap on the Senate floor Tuesday when what sounded like a fart interrupted his remarks live on C-SPAN.

Schumer was criticizing President Trump over the war in Iran when the noise broke through the chamber's microphones.

"Now on Iran and the NDAA," the 75-year-old New York Democrat began before briefly pausing and continuing with his speech.

"This guy stinks like a Butt Convention." -- Britta Perry

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




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1 Firat!

Posted by: Flyguy at July 15, 2026 02:09 PM (d0hH6)

2 Or first even.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (d0hH6)

3 The only question is did it give him a skid mark?

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 02:11 PM (YwEeS)

4 Why they put that damn comma in biden’s book title.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 02:11 PM (6tDvd)

5 In fairness a fart would be the most honest thing to come out of Schumer on the Senate floor in a decade or two...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)

6 never trust a ....

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:11 PM (j+aD2)

7 I almost want to read this fake book tho

although if they'd just let Joetato dictate it it would have been a LOT funnier

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)

8 Promise me, Cornpop

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:12 PM (n5tGW)

9
Who you gonna call?

Ghost writers!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:12 PM (HcfrK)

10 There are still people that say he's a sweet, nice guy that's mentally sharp, and the entire thing is the fault of the MSM being too right-wing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 02:13 PM (l3cgK)

11 Why they put that damn comma in biden’s book title.
Posted by: Eromero


because it would imply something closer to the truth of their aims if it were "Promise me America"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2026 02:13 PM (vJrRc)

12 It was Mossad Op on Schumer.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 02:13 PM (6tDvd)

13 9
Who you gonna call?

Ghost writers!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:12 PM (HcfrK)

Ghost Voters!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 02:13 PM (l3cgK)

14 12 It was Mossad Op on Schumer.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 02:13 PM (6tDvd)

I don't remember that piece of classical music...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (l3cgK)

15 Many Democrats remain divided on Biden's legacy and his ill-fated journey to seek a second term in the White House

while questions have been raised about Biden's mental decline while he was in the White House and the alleged use of an autopen.



If he was that whacked, the book should be a hoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (mISmA)

16 So Joe's written a Fairy tale ...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (5DikP)

17 I lasted a minute, watching that decomposing meatsack

he sounds like a drunk
you know, when all the words just kind of slosh together

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (ZxPkt)

18 I'm at the point where I cannot stand the sound of Buck Fiden's voice, slurring or not.

He called me garbage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (2Ez/1)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (2YhKe)

20
Memoirs from a man who told lies and can't remember.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (HcfrK)

21 8 Promise me, Cornpop
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:12 PM (n5tGW)

I wonder if we're gonna get the final version of that story. I have always wanted to know just bad a dude cornpop was.

Posted by: Reforger at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (F9nWj)

22 Better check yer shorts, Chuckie.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (UjdFS)

23
Cue the courageous comparisons to U.S Grant's memoir writing.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (Y8DZL)

24 A couple of years ago I saw video from the Senate floor of Schumer where he went to a seat that was empty and started gesturing and talking to that empty seat as if there was a person in it. It was the oddest thing.

There were people around him that he wasn't facing but none of them were paying attention to him so it isn't like he was just facing away from the person he was talking to

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)

25 "And we finally beat Medicare!"

God, that was a fun night!

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 02:15 PM (RCjYY)

26 As ghastly as that corruption is, at least we can take solace in Biden feeling disrespected by the fact he only got $10 million -- the clean, articulate black man (whoah, that's storybook, man!) who proceeded him got $60 million. (Plus a hundred million from propaganda op Netflix, just for existing.)


But Biden was more popular and got 8 MILLION more votes than Owebama!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:15 PM (2YhKe)

27 >> Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer appeared to suffer an embarrassing mishap on the Senate floor Tuesday when what sounded like a fart interrupted his remarks live on C-SPAN.

Embarrassing AF.

Btw that was a shart.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at July 15, 2026 02:15 PM (yv1Au)

28 Biden: "That's why I chose to step aside"

Narrator: That, and the pistol Nancy Pelosi was holding to your empty head.

Biden: Yeah, that too.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 02:15 PM (Riz8t)

29 Such a strange title, like he's asking America for 10% for the big guy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:16 PM (n5tGW)

30 Biden's memoir

Chapter 4: Stuck in a hedge, what to do

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 02:16 PM (UjdFS)

31 7 I almost want to read this fake book tho

although if they'd just let Joetato dictate it it would have been a LOT funnier

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)

Have it translated into several foreign languages and then back into English. It'll be a classic.

https://youtu.be/LD5Hgzayhj8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

32 In fairness a fart would be the most honest thing to come out of Schumer on the Senate floor in a decade or two...

That wasn't a fart, it was an editorial comment by the teleprompter.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 02:16 PM (Riz8t)

33 This drooling imbecile was paid $10 million by the corrupt corporate media for a book that won't make $2 million.
Hunter's drug habit isn't cheap.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 02:16 PM (0Htd1)

34 But Biden was more popular and got 8 MILLION more votes than Owebama!!!

More votes then the popular first black president. More votes then the first would be female president.

Hell more votes then his "black" female vice president who said she would implement all his policies.

Either the Dems hate "black" indian women and black men or those votes were fake...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

35 Biden hasn't had this much fun since he stopped showering with his daughter.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

36 Restoring our democracy after the world’s first unarmed insurrection. *big, huge eye roll*

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 02:17 PM (Dd38x)

37 Biden: "That's why I chose to step aside"

Narrator: That, and the pistol Nancy Pelosi was holding to your empty head.

Biden: Yeah, that too.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 02:15 PM (Riz8t)
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Didn't you know that it has been considered quite likely that the sitting President never wrote his note of withdrawing from the race.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:17 PM (HcfrK)

38 I�ve written a book about my time as President. It�s called PROMISE ME, AMERICA. It�s coming out November 17th and is available for preorder now. https://t.co/uMINr9efxS@littlebrown pic.twitter.com/yzWfZyD31A

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 15, 2026



Holy shit he sounds horrible.......slurring slush slush slur.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:17 PM (2YhKe)

39 "This drooling imbecile was paid $10 million by the corrupt corporate media for a book that won't make $2 million."

$2 million? Won't make $2 legit. Sure, some NGO or billionaire fake charity will buy some books to keep up appearances, but other than that there is no market whatsoever for this book.

Everyone hates Biden. The Right hates him for obvious reasons. The left probably hates him now more than the Right, because they blame him for shivving the Brown Whore (and they're probably right about that).

So ... who is gonna buy this book?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

40 Scummingowimvember is at least comprehensible if you listen closely.

I'm still not really convinced anybody knows what trunaliminiprazhure was supposed to mean.

Though he's no better when he's "cogent." Then it's all "muh butt's been wiped" and rambling about windshield oil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

41 Wipe me, America.
- Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (n5tGW)

42 According to regular stories in the Atlanta Black Star, Trump shits his pants all the time, wears diapers, has dementia, slurs, forgets, rambles, gets lost, and is deathly ill.

It's like everything we've seen about Biden, cast on to Trump but 10X.

It's hilarious.
It's like Redditt and DU.

(But on a more serious note, they have an audience that must actually believe this stuff.)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (3cUTc)

43 Promise Me, America
=======================
Hey Joe, ask not what your country can do for you...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (Wd92X)

44 Promise Me, America that you won't vote for the Communists aka the Democrat Party.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

45 Didn't you know that it has been considered quite likely that the sitting President never wrote his note of withdrawing from the race.


I mean that was obvious

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (j+aD2)

46 "a lifetime of service" -- never had a real job

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (CWTWj)

47 Did Joe Scarborough write a blurb for the book jacket?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (PiwSw)

48 Chapter 5: Dangers of bicycling

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (UjdFS)

49
Holy fvck. No wonder it comes with captions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (mmrXZ)

50 The attack on Jan 6th and ending the war in Afghanistan ? Gonna be riveting...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (5DikP)

51 So ... who is gonna buy this book?


why, you and me of course

taxpayers and a few bought by Archmere Academy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)

52
Promise Me, America, I Won't Fall Down The Stairs Again.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (HcfrK)

53 I would feel sorry for Joe being exploited in his doddering demented state, if he hadn't been such an evil rotten lying cutthroat child-groping bastard piece of shit his entire life before he became senile.

Posted by: He deserves every bad thing and more at July 15, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)

54 Do even hard core democrats want to read his book? There are liberals in my family, and I don't think any of them have any interest in Joe Biden. The only reasons they voted for him were because he was the democrat nominee, and they hate republicans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 02:20 PM (0Htd1)

55 It's difficult to tell the difference between Joey's incoherent babbling and Schumer's fart. And people wonder why the DSA is cleaning the Dems clock

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:20 PM (m2wmY)

56 I made it a special point to never listen or watch even a second of Obie or Biden, and mostly succeeded. Transcripts alone were bad enough.

Frankly I can’t understand how anyone can tolerate any of the network “news”. I’m allergic to blow dried assholes spewing bullshit and blinking lights.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 02:20 PM (FxuSu)

57 Did Chuck Schumer just break wind on the Senate floor? pic.twitter.com/2SPYoVOlWx

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 14, 2026



Is that wrong?

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 15, 2026 02:20 PM (2YhKe)

58 Wipe me, America.
- Chuck Schumer
Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Ffffffrrrrraaaappppp!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 02:20 PM (mISmA)

59 The first 50 book purchasers will get a signed diaper with DNA.

Posted by: That Guy at July 15, 2026 02:20 PM (yv1Au)

60 46 "a lifetime of service" -- never had a real job

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (CWTWj)

A whore has a better claim to that...

Posted by: Not Kumala Whoris at July 15, 2026 02:21 PM (l3cgK)

61 Everyone hates Biden. The Right hates him for obvious reasons. The left probably hates him now more than the Right, because they blame him for shivving the Brown Whore (and they're probably right about that).

So ... who is gonna buy this book?


Nobody but party and NGO functionaries. They won't READ it, but they'll buy it as a way of getting Biden to fade away gracefully...or as gracefully as a spastic flaming clown boner can fade.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 02:21 PM (Riz8t)

62 Hey man, when they use captions even though you're speaking English, it might be time to give it up.

Posted by: Zombie Ozzy Osbourne at July 15, 2026 02:21 PM (0e5Te)

63 Schumer is trying to suppress a laugh after he did it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 15, 2026 02:21 PM (XvL8K)

64 I Got My Butt Wiped

A Memoir

By Some Guy Not Named Joe Biden

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 02:21 PM (viF8m)

65 the clean, articulate black man (whoah, that's storybook, man!) who proceeded him got $60 million. (Plus a hundred million from propaganda op Netflix, just for existing.)

Don't forget about me!!!

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize at July 15, 2026 02:21 PM (HOltd)

66 At :12, is it just me, or do those look like packages of cocaine?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (0Htd1)

67 (But on a more serious note, they have an audience that must actually believe this stuff.)

These are the same people that claimed there were no Epstein clients/list in 2024 and only a stupid inbred right wing fool would believe otherwise and that currently claim Trump is part of the "Epstein class"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

68
Speaking of memoirs, I though the Heritage Foundation won a lawsuit to open up the Hur audio recordings of Biden a few weeks ago.

Haven't heard anything more.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (Y8DZL)

69
"Trueoompaloompanaprezr" was rejected as a title by the publishers.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (HcfrK)

70 Yeah, remember when Nadler shit his pants during the press conference and had to do the poopy shuffle off the podium so it didn’t drip down his pants leg.

Posted by: That Guy at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (yv1Au)

71 Jeez for a dude battling stage 47 terminal cancer of the whatyamacallit he looks just like he did when he was a world titan and smart as a whip. Managed to write a biography too. Bet there are tons of citations in it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (uhVAy)

72 So ... who is gonna buy this book?


why, you and me of course

taxpayers and a few bought by Archmere Academy
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)

Liberal PACs, county libraries, public school districts, Tides Foundation, Gates Foundation, CCP-controlled shell companies.

Posted by: The usual at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)

73
I almost want to read this fake book tho

although if they'd just let Joetato dictate it it would have been a LOT funnier

Posted by: Black Orchid

================

This has got me laughing. I also want to read the fake book just for laughs. I hope someone summarizes the parts on why he decided to run for re-election and why he decided to get out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (mmrXZ)

74 UkNIrelandMBGA
@UkandNIbackup
This really is an unbelievable story and just about sums up the UK right now.
A small leafy village in Piddington has voted for independence from the United Kingdom because the Government is planning on dumping 1000 illegal aliens into a village of only 180 people.

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No word on whether the village is named Lexington or Concord.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)

75 Sabin Daughter Update: Thanks to all of you who responded to my request for prayers for my daughter. She is still unconscious but she is still alive. The doctors suspect a blockage to the left side of her heart. They are planning to take pictures then insert a stent.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (DK5Sh)

76 2nd sentence: *preceded

Posted by: bradc at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (Ng5Tt)

77 Biden's sequel : Schumer's Fart Killed Beau

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (m2wmY)

78 A big part of messaging from dems is going to be how awful billionaires are.

Except Obama.

Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (XOmY9)

79 Hey now I want to be serious for a minute.

And I'm talking to you Donald.

We've had our disputes, but you gotta help me man. That guy keeps shitting in my depends. I need the FBI on this stat because I'll be in a room by myself and BAM he's done it without anyone noticing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

80 Wipe me, America.
- Chuck Schumer
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (n5tGW)



Also works for Biden........


https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)

81 "Corn Popped" was also rejected.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (PiwSw)

82 Autopen is listed as the ghostwriter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (n5tGW)

83 They will sell a lot of copies out of Joe's Presidential Library.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (MWfyi)

84 Shiiiiiiit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)

85 Joe, enunciate.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 02:24 PM (0Htd1)

86 Lot of fiber in the senate diet.

Or they are ordering Taco Bell for lunch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)

87 Eww. Flyguy firated.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 02:24 PM (gKWVE)

88 75 Sabin Daughter Update: Thanks to all of you who responded to my request for prayers for my daughter. She is still unconscious but she is still alive. The doctors suspect a blockage to the left side of her heart. They are planning to take pictures then insert a stent.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July

I am so sorry and will be praying for her and strength for you.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 02:24 PM (Dd38x)

89 (But on a more serious note, they have an audience that must actually believe this stuff.)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 02:18 PM (3cUTc)

They just don't care about truth vs lies. I suppose after a while they may internalize the lies they spread for cover which is how Trump fools them so often.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

90 Geez, first Swalwell, then Nadler, now Schumer...is farting the DNC's first language?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)

91 How dare you make fun of this convention! These things are beautiful. The ones in Arizona are internationally renowned and have appeared in movies and literature for generations!
.
.
.
Oh! "Butt". Uh, nevermind.

Posted by: Croaker at July 15, 2026 02:25 PM (kkG09)

92 How long do we keep pretending that Biden was legit elected? They found enough fraud in Georgia alone to overturn the election.

Posted by: That Guy at July 15, 2026 02:25 PM (yv1Au)

93 "Is it just me, or do those look like packages of cocaine?"

Speaking of cocaine, they're showing highlights of the 1986 World Cup and that fat coke addict Maradona scoring goals. 1986 was also the year Len Bias died from a cocaine overdose. Big year for cocaine.

Posted by: Wally at July 15, 2026 02:25 PM (0e5Te)

94 I bet this will be a #1 NYT Bestseller.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 02:25 PM (PiwSw)

95 If he weren't so old, everyone would think he was drunk when he recorded that video.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (0Htd1)

96
Speaking of memoirs, I though the Heritage Foundation won a lawsuit to open up the Hur audio recordings of Biden a few weeks ago.

Haven't heard anything more.
Posted by: Auspex

==========

Audio quality is shyte. Axios published some of that stuff.

https://www.axios.com/2025/05/16/
biden-hur-tape-special-counsel-audio

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (mmrXZ)

97 Portland announces they don't have enough police to handle emergencies

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Well, as long as you have enough fags and Muzzies you'll be fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (ndZc7)

98 That was an ass chuckle by Chuckles.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (uKDEX)

99 Schumer even chuckles a little at his own fart. Maybe he's proud his rentboys haven't banged all the resilience out of his tired old squeaker. I'd have bet he's pretty much non-resonant as well as incontinent.

Posted by: spongeworthy at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (sLLbN)

100 I'm happy that the Blue Angels aren't practicing over my house today as they do most Wednesdays (and Tuesdays). I get a temporary reprieve from the noise.

Instead, they're practicing over Pensacola Beach in preparation for the upcoming airshow there this weekend.

A low pass over the beach sends tents and other beach stuff flying. lol

https://tinyurl.com/5e95k7p4

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (J4Dwc)

101 I bet this will be a #1 NYT Bestseller.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 15, 2026 02:25 PM (PiwSw)



It would sell 3 copies and the NYT will put it at #1.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (2YhKe)

102
It's the name of a poem he wrote back in '73.

Promise me, America... Promise me I'll be in government when your great grandchildren are eligible to vote. Promise me I can lie reflexively the whole time. Promise me I can take millions in kickbacks from the banking industry. Promise me I can take millions in kickbacks from the Ukraine. Promise me I can take millions in kickbacks from China. Promise me I can plagiarize. Promise me I can pander to whites and then turn them to pander to blacks. Promise me I can cheat on my wife. Promise me I can frame an innocent man for her death. Promise me my SS detail will cover up my crsckhead son's crimes and try to kill my opponent.

Promise me, America.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)

103
"Do You Think Anybody Noticed?" was also rejected by the publishers as a title.

But it really came together after they worked past "Pardon me, America".

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (HcfrK)

104 Chuck muffled it the best he could.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 02:27 PM (wOO3z)

105 Chapter 13: Beating Medicare to Death

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:27 PM (n5tGW)

106 Biden never had a legitimate chance against Trump. That’s why the 8 million extra phony baloney ballots.

In 2020 Biden never had a chance, and neither did Harris. Everyone knew that.

Biden gets the focus of the blame, in part because he’s the old pasty white guy democrat from 1972.

Harris is an airhead, worse than Biden if that’s possible, and had no chance, ever. The press and media did not want anyone to know this.

They can’t profitably announce 6 months out “It’s over”. They were milkin’ that shit on election day untIL 8 PM Pacific time LOL “it’s gonna be close! Tune in!”

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 02:27 PM (FxuSu)

107 Hey! I sent an autographed copy to Barak. Not a joke. He hasn't thanked me yet. No kidding. I'm sure he will.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 15, 2026 02:27 PM (MWfyi)

108 could be worse. suppose chuck had eaten at taco bell?

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 02:27 PM (v3pYe)

109
A fart is just your butt saying "hello".

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:28 PM (HcfrK)

110 Wait 'til Schumer has to face some cute young DSA in his primary. That's 2028

Posted by: the senator in the red shirt at July 15, 2026 02:28 PM (gKWVE)

111 Schumer's fart was caused by his inability to cook cheeseburgers properly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:28 PM (m2wmY)

112 Isn't Junior Cokehead McWhoreNoYellow coming out with a documentary and possibly another book about his stellar life and contribution to America's drug trade whoops...I mean democracy or some crap?

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2026 02:28 PM (oiNtH)

113 Chuck Schumer ripped ass while bloviating on camera.

A professional politician can have the stench coming out of both ends at the same time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 02:28 PM (0Htd1)

114 I don't think that video ad is that bad. Sloppy Joe looks better than he has in years.

The production is nice, it looks good, and even the narration was good ... until he gets to the moldy, shop-worn, endless-obsession shibboleths of J6, "Restoring Democracy," and ... god help us all with this bullshit ... Ukraine.

In 500 years the Democraps will still be obsessing over J6 and Ukraine.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

115 A fart is just your butt saying "hello".
Posted by: Axeman

A body burp.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (wOO3z)

116 100 I'm happy that the Blue Angels aren't practicing over my house today as they do most Wednesdays (and Tuesdays). I get a temporary reprieve from the noise sound of freedom.

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (v3pYe)

117 Chapter one: Cornpop was a bad dude

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (ufJfM)

118 I really would be interested in an honest look at how the stupidest, most venal man in the Senate became president.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (uKDEX)

119 They know it won't sell hardly any 'real' copies.

At this point its just blatant money laundering.

They take gigantic advances as just straight bribes, then they have their campaigns, PACs and NGOs buy them in bulk and either give them away at campaign events or just throw them in the trash.

It's just blatantly money laundering campaign, PAC and NGO funds into their pockets.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (setIA)

120 Re: Wolfus's house hunt, from the Tech Thread:

129 Moving to a small town.

Outsiders definitely meet challenges.

One guy told me to put a bumper sticker from the local high school football team on your car.
Posted by: pawn at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (R8m8a)


If you say something like, "Now that I'm here, I hope it never changes again," the funny part eases the serious part. They don't want it changed, and you did. But you can side with that sentiment moving forward.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (Sy6m/)

121 It would have been funny if Shroomer waved his hand while chuckling.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (HcfrK)

122 Opening line:

Salute the Marines........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:30 PM (2YhKe)

123 Holy shit he sounds horrible.......slurring slush slush slur.......
--
Strereren Na-o

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 02:30 PM (3cUTc)

124 A low pass over the beach sends tents and other beach stuff flying. lol
——-

Ugh. You would be surprised what the rotor wash from a UH60 or CH47 can do to tents and porta-potties and things like that in the field.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 02:30 PM (FxuSu)

125 As far as Biden's fake book- Another money laundering scheme. We all know that. Do the people who write this bs specialize in fake memoirs or do they attempt to write he should have just said excuseother legitimate books?

And I do not like Chuck Schumer , but everybody farts . I think he should have been like the little ballerina girl mentioned in an earlier thread who apparently said, "Even ballerinas fart!" But it's not as funny for a 80 year old politician to say, "Even politicians fart."
Schumer should have just excused himself and continued on with whatever he was speaking about

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 02:30 PM (D+BhG)

126 Trunalimunumaprzure!

Posted by: Joe pantsshitter at July 15, 2026 02:30 PM (O7YUW)

127
Sabin Daughter Update:

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

=============

Glad to hear there's progress.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (mmrXZ)

128 74 UkNIrelandMBGA
@UkandNIbackup
This really is an unbelievable story and just about sums up the UK right now.
A small leafy village in Piddington has voted for independence from the United Kingdom because the Government is planning on dumping 1000 illegal aliens into a village of only 180 people.

-
No word on whether the village is named Lexington or Concord.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)

_________________________

I've actually been following this. The "refugee camp" is placed squarely between two rural towns. Piddington, Oxforshire is just one of them. The "camp" will be where they settle the "boat people" who, at that point would have had no valid vetting. Additionally, they have already confirmed that occupants of that "camp" will have the freedom to leave anytime they wish.

Piddington is a rural town people visit to go hiking, and view some of the subsidiary campuses of Oxford University. The estimated population of the camp is not 1000. That's the toned down number. The true expectation is in excess of 2500.

Even the police there are very concerned.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (dIske)

129 Chapter 6: Fucking Bernie

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (n5tGW)

130 Secretary Hegseth: “I’m authorizing annual testosterone screening for service members 30 and older as part of their health assessment. Under 30 can opt in voluntarily.”

“This isn’t about artificial enhancement, it’s about restoring and optimizing natural levels so our warfighters stay lethal, resilient, and ready.”

“Modern battlefield demands maximum performance. We owe our warriors the best care, on duty and for life after the uniform.”

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (NpAcC)

131 "End of quote" Repeat the lie!

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (ufJfM)

132 A fart is just your butt saying "hello".
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:28 PM (HcfrK)

A fart is just your colon burping hello to your nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

133 56 I made it a special point to never listen or watch even a second of Obie or Biden, and mostly succeeded. Transcripts alone were bad enough.

Frankly I can’t understand how anyone can tolerate any of the network “news”. I’m allergic to blow dried assholes spewing bullshit and blinking lights.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 02:20 PM (FxuSu)
Me too, my friend, and you can throw Hellary and Billy Jeff in that group.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (6tDvd)

134 The book sales is a way for DC to say "So long, and thanks for all the pardons!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (HcfrK)

135 IIRC the game is that every library in America buys 10 copies or something. And every NGO, which gets its money from the government buys as many as they can.

Contrary to what Ace is saying, I think the publishers know they'll make a killing on this because it's government subsidized. They have commitments already to cover all of the costs.

Posted by: MJ at July 15, 2026 02:32 PM (XOmY9)

136 The sky here in the mid Hudson is a nice hazy yellow. Those Canadian wildfires are doing a number on air quality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:32 PM (m2wmY)

137 really would be interested in an honest look at how the stupidest, most venal man in the Senate became president
———

I don’t believe he wanted the job. I think he had to he threatened

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 02:32 PM (FxuSu)

138 The ice monkeys need to get the fire put out. The sky around here is blotted out by smoke.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 02:32 PM (viF8m)

139 Top liked reply is by Scott Pressler:
Did you write it with an auto pen?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 02:32 PM (3cUTc)

140 I almost want to read this fake book tho
although if they'd just let Joetato dictate it it would have been a LOT funnier
Posted by: Black Orchid

Dictated verbatim, it would be a moder. Voynich Manuscript. Looks like actual language, but the meaning is incomprehensible. Is there hidden information, or is it mindless gibberish. And will anyone every prove it one way or the other definitively?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 15, 2026 02:33 PM (HOltd)

141 America, I fart in your general direction!

- Chuck Schumer

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 02:33 PM (bFu5X)

142 Farts are your butt's way of reminding everyone they're exit only.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:33 PM (2YhKe)

143 Didn't Huey Long all but admit to streaming pp on the Senate floor when he was filibustering? June 12-13, 1935. Yes that was two days.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 02:33 PM (gKWVE)

144 Aged Florida woman got a randomly assigned license plate, "SQZ A55." She's not happy about her, "squeeze ass" plate. Can you sell your plates? If so, I think she's missing a money making opportunity.

http://tiny.cc/zds6101

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 02:34 PM (mkw2N)

145 The sky here in the mid Hudson is a nice hazy yellow. Those Canadian wildfires are doing a number on air quality
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:32 PM


Boston is the same way right now. You can smell the smoke, and there's a nice yellow haze over the seaport.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 02:34 PM (bFu5X)

146 They know it won't sell hardly any 'real' copies.
------------

The Jim Wright gambit. Interest groups/Unions bought huge quantities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 02:34 PM (XeU6L)

147 I don’t believe Obama got the Netflix money for nothing.

Netflix needed ‘Net Neutrality’ and Obama gave it to them.

The reason Netflix needed it was because, at the time, they feared that the likes of AT&T, Comcast, and the rest of the ISPs were going to start charging Netflix large carriage fees because of the explosive increase in the amount of bandwidth being sent over their networks once Netflix began streaming video to every subscriber.

Net Neutrality put an end to that worry as the Big ISPs were no longer allowed to prioritize or throttle bandwidth hogs and had to treat every IP packet ‘neutrally’.

I’m certain that’s why the Obamas were paid off, I just can’t prove it, and neither can anybody else unless one of the participants confesses to the payoff with proof.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

148 Good thing FJB's video had closed-captioning.

Otherwise no one would be able to understand it.

Indian GTAs are more intelligible.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 02:34 PM (FZ29D)

149 Pfffft.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (0sNs1)

150 write he should have just said excuseother legitimate books?

Sorry for the goobledegook. Part of the second paragraph moved up. Meant " Do the people who write these fake memoirs specialize in this genre or they try to write other things first?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (D+BhG)

151 YOU LEAVE CHUCK SCHUMER'S FARTCLAM ALONE!

Posted by: Citizens for Responsible Senatorial Flatulence (not an NGO) at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (PiwSw)

152 I have no idea what motif his handlers were going for with that title, and I don't intend to find out, but holy shit doesn't it just sound like we're obliged to Biden rather than the other way around.

Posted by: mea culpa at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (sL78b)

153 Aged Florida woman got a randomly assigned license plate, "SQZ A55." She's not happy about her, "squeeze ass" plate. Can you sell your plates? If so, I think she's missing a money making opportunity.

http://tiny.cc/zds6101

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 02:34 PM


I saw one on my commute Monday that read "PB4 IGO". I LOL'd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (bFu5X)

154
I don't think that video ad is that bad.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

==============

Oh stop. Fine, the video is slick af, but the voiceover? Come on, man!

And what's funny to the point of being suspicious is, it's easy as pie to get clear vocals with current software. How did this production team not execute?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (mmrXZ)

155 Biden's name on the skreet be "Dookie Brain".

Posted by: Corn Pop The 14th at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (qC81n)

156 DC insiders have said that Jerry Nadler is the smelliest human being in the First World.

Chuck is just trying to keep up.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (HcfrK)

157 Aged Florida woman got a randomly assigned license plate, "SQZ A55." She's not happy about her, "squeeze ass" plate. Can you sell your plates? If so, I think she's missing a money making opportunity.

http://tiny.cc/zds6101

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 02:34 PM (mkw2N)
----
I'll take 'em!

Posted by: Cosmo "Assman" Kramer at July 15, 2026 02:36 PM (FZ29D)

158 >> But Biden was more popular and got 8 MILLION more votes than Owebama!!!


He actually got 15 MILLION more votes than Obama got in 2012, and 12 MILLION more than in 2008. This is all you really need to know there was fraud. The involvement of a foreign government pumping fake ballots into the system would track with the ridiculous number because they likely didn't think about how the total would look when they were doing it across multiple states with their hair on fire.

Posted by: the dandy at July 15, 2026 02:36 PM (8l8nW)

159 I remember a tale from a Russian defector who worked in Military Intelligence about a time when he was spying out of Vienna the spy head was looking to get more room for his guys and they peeked into the attic of the Embassy. There were these huge boxes of books by ex Premier Nikita Krushchev. Back when he wrote them there were competitions to give away as many as possible and the ambassador there had the bright idea to stuff them in the attic instead.

The GRU had to arrange a secret diplomatic cover mission pack the books, truck them to the airport and ship them to a secret GRU facility to have them burned in total secrecy. The West thought they had gotten some amazing spying win when they were coverting internal skulduggery.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 02:36 PM (uhVAy)

160 The memoir Promise Me, America will focus on his four years leading the nation, as Breitbart News reported.
-------

Leading the nation. 😂

Promise Me *AMERICA* 😂😂

MEMOIR 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 02:36 PM (jqCWg)

161 Aged Florida woman got a randomly assigned license plate, "SQZ A55." She's not happy about her, "squeeze ass" plate. Can you sell your plates? If so, I think she's missing a money making opportunity.

http://tiny.cc/zds6101

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 02:34 PM

********

I'm the assman, Jerry!
I'm the assman!

Posted by: Kramer at July 15, 2026 02:36 PM (2Ez/1)

162 I saw Senatorial Flatulence open for GWAR at Shits and Grins in '98.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:36 PM (2YhKe)

163 Chapter VII

Tara Reid Is A Lying Slut!

subheading: And Anyway, I Never Met Her

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 02:37 PM (RCjYY)

164
doesn't it just sound like we're obliged to Biden rather than the other way around.
Posted by: mea culpa

=============

Haha, yes. The next Obama book will be called "...or ELSE, America."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:37 PM (mmrXZ)

165 SQZ A55." She's not happy about her, "squeeze ass"
-------

Holy shit I'm glad she didn't get

1MA CNT

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 02:37 PM (jqCWg)

166 Schumer must've actually eaten the uncooked burgers.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 02:37 PM (2ocoG)

167 Which body double did they use in the video?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)

168 I wash cli, cli, cccl, limbing Jacobs l,l,l,l,adder and I fell off

Posted by: Stuttering Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 02:38 PM (S+j2h)

169
Promise Me, America, You Won't Look Too Close At My Presidency.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:38 PM (HcfrK)

170 And what's funny to the point of being suspicious is, it's easy as pie to get clear vocals with current software. How did this production team not execute?



You should have heard what we had to work with!!!

Posted by: The Production Team at July 15, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

171 Why is the old lady upset about the "squeeze ass" license plate? Probably the most she's gotten in years

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:38 PM (m2wmY)

172
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Houston KC show. Worked as steward from 7:00 until 1:00. Tired and aching.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 02:39 PM (pSoGj)

173
I saw one on my commute Monday that read "PB4 IGO". I LOL'd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 02:35 PM (bFu5X)



I have a cousin who managed to get the state of Illinois give her a personalized plate that said BKWDS 96.

She was reasonably hot, too......I bet she got a LOT of attention while driving.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:39 PM (2YhKe)

174 yeah I love that old biddy getting Squeeze Ass

the Florida oranges just "chef's kiss"

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 15, 2026 02:39 PM (j+aD2)

175 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Houston KC show. Worked as steward from 7:00 until 1:00. Tired and aching.


congrats!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 15, 2026 02:39 PM (j+aD2)

176 Chapter 19: The Taliban Loves Me

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (n5tGW)

177 Can't wait.........someone's out to get Gavin:
--------------

Ruby Rippey-Gibney — the former San Francisco City Hall aide whose affair with Gov. Gavin Newsom nearly upended his political career — will tell her side of the story for the first time in an upcoming Vanity Fair piece, The California Post has learned.

Details of the piece remain unclear, but a source familiar with the matter said Rippey-Gibney intends to recount her perspective on the affair that rocked San Francisco politics in 2007 and has remained one of the most embarrassing moments in then-mayor of San Francisco Newsom’s life and career.

Posted by: beckster at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (kX27y)

178 7 I almost want to read this fake book tho

although if they'd just let Joetato dictate it it would have been a LOT funnier

Posted by: Black Orchid
========
Have AI do it and summarize it. Good test to see if AI can speak dementia-ese.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

179 Dr. Jill Biden, "I apologize to those who have supported us through all these times, both good and bad. Those responsible for this error have been sacked. Those who hired them have been sacked. And now I will sack myself."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (2YbhL)

180
Farts are your butt's way of reminding everyone they're exit only.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:33 PM (2YhKe)

Actually no. The specific sound produced is caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter as the gas is released.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (jqCWg)

181 Please tell me there's a chapter about them running the "biggest voter fraud operation in history."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (2YhKe)

182 Cheers for the Big Dummy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 02:41 PM (wOO3z)

183 Actually no. The specific sound produced is caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter as the gas is released.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (jqCWg)



Butt cheeks, you insufferable twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)

184 Dr. Jill Biden, "I apologize to those who have supported us through all these times, both good and bad. Those responsible for this error have been sacked. Those who hired them have been sacked. And now I will sack myself."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (2YbhL)
---
She sacked up!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:41 PM (HcfrK)

185 If Joe passes while PDT is in office, will Trump, as the sitting POTUS, speak? OMG

Posted by: Jmel at July 15, 2026 02:41 PM (3TlS+)

186 Let him fade into the shadows of history and be swiftly forgotten.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 15, 2026 02:42 PM (Q/FnY)

187 Farts are your butt's way of reminding everyone they're a love call.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 02:42 PM (Kt19C)

188 What are the betting odds he dies before the book comes out?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:42 PM (n5tGW)

189 Put him on TV as much as possible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 02:43 PM (RIvkX)

190 anal sphincter
Is there any other?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 02:43 PM (Kt19C)

191 "Promise me, America" Biden said to the little girl cringing from the groping and hair sniffing she had just suffered, "you won't tell your mommy or daddy."

Her parents, Bhodie and Summer, beamed on proudly as their daughter, America, squirmed and tried to leave the stage.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 02:43 PM (3cUTc)

192 Farts are your butt's way of reminding everyone they're a love call.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 02:42 PM (Kt19C)



That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 15, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)

193 If Joe passes while PDT is in office, will Trump, as the sitting POTUS, speak? OMG
Posted by: Jmel at July 15, 2026 02:41 PM (3TlS+)
----
If that happens, PDT should absolutely snub FJB's funeral and memorial service.

"He was a terrible President--the worst--and I have better things to do."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 02:43 PM (FZ29D)

194 The cry of an imprisoned turd.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 02:43 PM (gKWVE)

195
The heartwarming story of his love and interaction with grand daughter Navy Joan might take a whole paragraph.

If he leaves out the shower shit.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 02:44 PM (Y8DZL)

196 anal sphincter
Is there any other?


The human body has over 60. Some are more assertive than others.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)

197 Brylcream's side piece is getting uppity. Time for the bimbo eruption squad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 02:44 PM (wOO3z)

198 Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 02:37 PM (

I would understand the meaning of the second license, but I don't think I would get the first one unless someone explained it to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 02:44 PM (wuyOQ)

199
What are the betting odds he dies before the book comes out?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:42 PM (n5tGW)

____________

He'll go on and on at Carterian length.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 02:44 PM (pSoGj)

200 If Joe passes while PDT is in office, will Trump, as the sitting POTUS, speak? OMG
Posted by: Jmel at July 15, 2026 02:41 PM (3TlS+)

It would be like the old Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts but better, huge! I could go for days let me tell ya!

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at July 15, 2026 02:44 PM (qC81n)

201 I will promise you, Joe, that if I'm ever in position to, I will blow mud on your grave. Just to remind you who you were.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:45 PM (2YhKe)

202 Just learned on X that there are critics who doubt Joe wrote this.

I mean ...

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:45 PM (HcfrK)

203 171 Why is the old lady upset about the "squeeze ass" license plate? Probably the most she's gotten in years
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:38 PM

I just posted this on X and am sad I never have this kind of luck.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 02:45 PM (hftzA)

204 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Houston KC show. Worked as steward from 7:00 until 1:00. Tired and aching.


Good for the "Big Dummy" and thanks for your hard work. Can you take it easy now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 02:46 PM (wuyOQ)

205 ice monkeys need to get the fire put out.[/]


While MN debates who is a fireMan you get pre-smoked fish in the BWCA but you have to sneak in.

Posted by: DaveA at July 15, 2026 02:46 PM (FhXTo)

206 "People have been asking me, what I've been doing."

1) no they haven't, nobody cares. You're the most irrelevant President in history.
2) not raising money for your library, Mr. 81 Million Votes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 02:46 PM (3cUTc)

207
I just posted this on X and am sad I never have this kind of luck.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 02:45 PM (hftzA)



You want random ghosts squeezing your ass?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:46 PM (2YhKe)

208 Big Dummy is still on a hot streak.

Ribeye for dinner for the good boy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 02:47 PM (6ydKt)

209 Did you know there are olfactory nerves in you rectum, and that's how you know whether you can safely follow Mao Ze Dong's wise advice?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at July 15, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)

210 Ruby Rippey-Gibney — the former San Francisco City Hall aide whose affair with Gov. Gavin Newsom nearly upended his political career — will tell her side of the story for the first time in an upcoming Vanity Fair piece, The California Post has learned.

Details of the piece remain unclear, but a source familiar with the matter said Rippey-Gibney intends to recount her perspective on the affair that rocked San Francisco politics in 2007 and has remained one of the most embarrassing moments in then-mayor of San Francisco Newsom’s life and career.
Posted by: beckster at July 15, 2026 02:40 PM (kX27y)
======

Mrs. F. informed me of this about an hour ago. She promises it will be very damaging.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 02:47 PM (RIvkX)

211 Did Chuck Schumer just break wind on the Senate floor?


He usually does through his mouth.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 15, 2026 02:47 PM (HxNRV)

212 sound of freedom.

fixt
Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (v3pYe)

I normally agree with that take, but, man-o-man, when they switched to F/A-18 D-models with the much louder engines a few years ago, they started rattling my windows and doors on their flyovers.

Oh, well, it's only two days per week for about an hour.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 02:48 PM (J4Dwc)

213 The part about him "stepping aside" is going to be hilarious.

Wonder how his ghostwriter will spin that.

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 02:48 PM (X+NGn)

214 The Democat version of Lonely Island's classic "Jizzed In My Pants"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 15, 2026 02:48 PM (wBaIH)

215 So, another fart thread? This is becoming tedious.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)

216 Butt cheeks, you insufferable twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:41 PM


Is *that* why mine are always SBDs?

Posted by: Brie Larson at July 15, 2026 02:49 PM (0sNs1)

217 Joey Bidet is DJ Jizz- hands?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 02:49 PM (2YbhL)

218 No speech was like "Battle for the Soul of the Nation," delivered outside Independence Hall in Philadelphia on September 1, 2022.

Red lighting, two poor uniformed U.S. Marines standing at parade rest behind him, him angry and yelling about all those who refused to accept the results of the 2020 election.

Until this: Delaware Valley Journal, Biden Stumbles In Delco Campaign Speech, March 2024.

I saw some on TV and it was terrible. Good luck ever finding the original, taped speech again. And the mouthy Jill Biden on stage, never to be forgotten either.

The original cover up in press: Daily Times, March 8, 2024 ‘Your freedoms are really on the ballot’: President Joe Biden holds rally at Strath Haven Middle School [update]

And let's not forget years of autopen. He was a puppet from day one as President.

Wife #2 always an idiot. He's a really sick man.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 02:49 PM (NFX2v)

219 I just ripped ass and it was quite satisfying. The bowl of chili with beans was also satisfying.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 02:49 PM (sYM3s)

220
Please tell me there's a chapter about them running the "biggest voter fraud operation in history."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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You know there's going to be a passage describing that increbble nigh when Amerca's proms came through. That's another chapter I'd like to read just for vomits. "Jill told me, 'Americans are better than anyone knows, you'll see!' When we went over 81 million votes, I knew she was right."

Jaysus, how much did that ghostwriter get paid? I could do the whole book just based on publicly available information.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:49 PM (mmrXZ)

221 So, another fart thread? This is becoming tedious.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)




Correction attempt:


https://shorturl.fm/7lFhC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:49 PM (2YhKe)

222 anal sphincter
Is there any other?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 02:43 P


Pyloric, as just one example. Muldoon can probably name a few more off the top of his head.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 02:50 PM (bFu5X)

223 Ch21: Pissing off German Shepards

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 02:50 PM (wOO3z)

224 Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 02:31 PM (dIske)

I think I'd want to have pikes on heads. Those poor residents. The authorities have no concern for their citizens . The problem is the residents have no guns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 02:50 PM (D+BhG)

225 Worked as steward from 7:00 until 1:00. Tired and aching.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 02:39 PM


Do stewards get tipped?

Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2026 02:50 PM (0sNs1)

226 So, another fart thread? This is becoming tedious.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)

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Bet that was hard to hold in.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:50 PM (HcfrK)

227 The human body has over 60. Some are more ass..."

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 02:50 PM (XuXeR)

228 Big Dummy is still on a hot streak.

Ribeye for dinner for the good boy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 02:47 PM (6ydKt)


Woohoo!!!
Go Big Dummy!!!
(And I'm not talking about Biden)

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 02:51 PM (2WIwB)

229 Do stewards get tipped?"

Just the cows

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 02:51 PM (XuXeR)

230 Pyloric, as just one example. Muldoon can probably name a few more off the top of his head.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I can expound at length on the pyloric valve, and the malfunctions thereof.
-- Ignatius Reilly

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)

231 Joe Biden has lied every minute of his political career. A reflexive liar who will lie even when the truth gives no offense. A sociopath who is not capable of perceiving the difference between the truth and a lie.

Fvck him. Seriously.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 02:52 PM (RIvkX)

232 Anal Sphincter opened for the Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 02:52 PM (2YbhL)

233 I just ripped ass and it was quite satisfying. The bowl of chili with beans was also satisfying.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

A "Thank You" from your colon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 02:52 PM (wOO3z)

234 You want random ghosts squeezing your ass?

Only if the ghosts are Scottish.

Posted by: Beverly Crusher at July 15, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

235
I would understand the meaning of the second license, but I don't think I would get the first one unless someone explained it to me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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I had to look at it for a few seconds. I think "Pee before I go."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:52 PM (mmrXZ)

236 I'm drinking an 'energy drink' (vodka). Then I'll make burgers from locally grown meat. Then stack the rest of the wood I cut...then make focaccia bread. Full day.

Posted by: Who dat say 'who dat' when I say 'who dat'? at July 15, 2026 02:53 PM (pup6t)

237 So, another fart thread? This is becoming tedious.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 02:48 PM


You prefer a thread discussing the boobs, flat u lent?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 02:53 PM (0sNs1)

238 I’ve said it for years now, Biden’s cogent. But I undersold him when I said he was cogent. This book is far beyond cogent. This version of Biden, intellectually, analytically, is the best Biden ever. Eff you if you can't handle the truth. If it weren't the truth, I wouldn't say it.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 15, 2026 02:53 PM (HOltd)

239 PREFACE:

Thank you for coming! I'm told that these are my memories.

Joseph R. Biden (via robo-pen)

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2026 02:53 PM (DGgho)

240 You know he's probably going to bring up Trump and Charlottesville and tell everyone for the hundredth time that that's why he ran for office.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 02:53 PM (NpAcC)

241 You know he's probably going to bring up Trump and Charlottesville and tell everyone for the hundredth time that that's why he ran for office.

That'll tee up Trump to say "You ran for office because of the SPLC?"

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

242


Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
·
6h
This guy couldn't even sign his own name. He's not writing books. LMAO

Politicians write books to launder money. Nobody wants to read this, but the corrupt NGOs he provided for as President will buy up 100K copies and burn 'em to hold up their end of the bribes.
Quote

Posted by: beckster at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (kX27y)

243 Portland announces they don't have enough police to handle emergencies



Yeah.
Right.
Throw a rock thru the window of a city official and see what happens.
But do that to a store...pppfffttt.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB)

244 BTW, the Dems really like the Promise.

Obama had the book, A Promised Land.

Biden in 2017, Promise me Dad. Now, Promise me America.

Jill's, View from the East Wing: A Memoir (June 2, 2026) must really suck. 🤔

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (NFX2v)

245 Schumer: "Did someone hear a spider bark?"

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (RCjYY)

246 Better title for Biden memoir:

Veni, Vidi, Ubi Sum?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (6ydKt)

247 So, another fart thread?
In many ways isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (Kt19C)

248 He's gotten zero dollars for his presidential library but he's going to be #1 on the best sellers list.

Uh huh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (2YhKe)

249 212 I normally agree with that take, but, man-o-man, when they switched to F/A-18 D-models with the much louder engines a few years ago, they started rattling my windows and doors on their flyovers.

Oh, well, it's only two days per week for about an hour.


the e/f pilots here seem to take pride in setting off car alarms in the parking lot.

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)

250
Put him on TV as much as possible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Put him on while Trump is delivering his address to the nation tomorrow night. Keep him on for the duration of Trump's speech. Sick burn!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:56 PM (mmrXZ)

251 LFG England
Avenge 1986

Posted by: Bring it Home at July 15, 2026 02:56 PM (TSBN+)

252 Most of the Dems in the Senate are sphincters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:56 PM (m2wmY)

253 I prefer "breaking wind". Sounds nautical.

Posted by: Who dat say 'who dat' when I say 'who dat'? at July 15, 2026 02:56 PM (pup6t)

254
Politicians write books to launder money. Nobody wants to read this, but the corrupt NGOs he provided for as President will buy up 100K copies and burn 'em to hold up their end of the bribes.
Quote

Posted by: beckster at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM

This is exactly the scam and it applies to the lightbringer Obama's stupid dog eating book that no one read also.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 02:56 PM (uxifx)

255 Portland announces they don't have enough police to handle emergencies



Yeah.
Right.
Throw a rock thru the window of a city official and see what happens.
But do that to a store...pppfffttt.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB)

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Didn't they replace their cops with mental health therapists?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

256 What second mark is Chuck you's gaseous expression?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 15, 2026 02:57 PM (wGerL)

257 Biden is the puppet of the purple lipped dog eater

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2026 02:57 PM (WVHmp)

258
This is exactly the scam and it applies to the lightbringer Obama's stupid dog eating book that no one read also.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 02:56 PM (uxifx)



He wrote two books before the age of 45, as if he had experiences that anyone gave a shit about by then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe)

259 Schumer should have gone with "who sat on the duck". Just not quick enough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 02:58 PM (m2wmY)

260 The Super Bug pilots are embarrassed they never got to fly the Tomcat

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 02:58 PM (2YbhL)

261 Didn't they replace their cops with mental health therapists?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 02:57 PM (DRSnL)




This nick seems familiar. I just can't place it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:58 PM (2YhKe)

262 238. I wouldn't say it.
Posted by: Joe Scarborough

...if I didn't need the alimony and child support money. Hand in the air!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 02:58 PM (NFX2v)

263 He's gotten zero dollars for his presidential library but he's going to be #1 on the best sellers list.

What would the Biden library be shaped like? Obama's is clearly a monument to Big Mike's dick, so would the Biden library be DOCTOR JILL's boobs?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

264
Politicians write books to launder money. Nobody wants to read this, but the corrupt NGOs he provided for as President will buy up 100K copies and burn 'em to hold up their end of the bribes.
Quote

Posted by: beckster

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What's in it for the NGOs anymore? Just stiff the bastard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:59 PM (mmrXZ)

265 Is he going to talk about the times he use to swim nude in his pool and the secret servant agents had to use eye bleach?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

266 I prefer "breaking wind". Sounds nautical.

Posted by: Who dat say 'who dat' when I say 'who dat'? at July 15, 2026 02:56 PM (pup6t)
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Wear your windbreaker.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:59 PM (HcfrK)

267 Will he mention that time when he fingerbanged an intern against her will?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:59 PM (2YhKe)

268 He's gotten zero dollars for his presidential library but he's going to be #1 on the best sellers list.

Uh huh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM


I may be mistaken but I thought I read someplace possibly here that biden was not going to have a presidential library.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 03:00 PM (0N4FZ)

269 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 02:55 PM (NFX2v)

They love their religious language and their Patriotic language. It's about 90% of their titles. The other 10% is usually pure ego.

For example I'm pretty sure Moochelle did a book called

ME

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:00 PM (jqCWg)

270 The Joey Bidet Presidential Book Mobile.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 03:01 PM (2YbhL)

271
He wrote two books before the age of 45, as if he had experiences that anyone gave a shit about by then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:57 PM

I will admit that in Obama's case people purchased his book for the purpose of impressing their friends. No one read the book or else it wouldn't have been a surprise that he ate dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 03:01 PM (uxifx)

272 I could have dodged that other car but I was too busy flipping off the one thar missed me.

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Rubin at July 15, 2026 03:01 PM (WVHmp)

273 I may be mistaken but I thought I read someplace possibly here that biden was not going to have a presidential library.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 03:00 PM (0N4FZ)



Well, he's raised zero dollars for one, so unless he's paying for it himself, he won't be getting one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:01 PM (2YhKe)

274 I'm enjoying the permanent DST vs permanent Standard time debate. Both sides have a point.

We've discovered that having light outside when you wake up is important. It causes your body to stop producing melatonin and it changes your cortisol levels. It reduces the issues people have with SAD and other mood regulation issues.

On the other hand, it's nice to have light at the end of your day. Outdoor chores, exercise, etc. are all nice to do outside in the afternoon.

I'm predicting that many of the people screaming that changing the clocks twice a year is STOOOPID are going to be shouted down after we implement this system.

I honestly don't get the hate for changing the time. I set my alarm on my phone, and my phone auto-adjusts. I never miss the time change and my body figures it out just fine. I'd rather adjust my clock to maximize sunlight during my day.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 03:01 PM (mkw2N)

275 Without all his grifting I guess a book was due to show up one of these days.

Posted by: sidney at July 15, 2026 03:01 PM (Uy/WF)

276 Ghostwriting for famous people is a huge cottage industry in the writing sphere. I'm sure it makes good money, but I don't think I could do it.

I still can't believe there was a massive bidding war for Emily Rentajetski's (however you pronounce her name) for her upcoming memoir, based on an essay she did, about being a single mommy and whoring around with her huge mommy milkers.

*looks around as the modern celebrity culture landscape*

Oh crap, yes I can.

There was a good article at the NY Post by Miska Saleman, another single mom, who says how sad it is she is defining her importance not by her new child but by if men still find her screwable. And how creepy her photoshoot was of her breastfeeding her kid. The morons would appreciate the size of her boobs. But she looked very dead behind the eyes.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:02 PM (gWBY1)

277
I may be mistaken but I thought I read someplace possibly here that biden was not going to have a presidential library.
Posted by: Mister Scott

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I think there's speculation that it will be a wing or an area of University of Delaware library. Some other institution will host it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:02 PM (mmrXZ)

278 We've discovered that having light outside when you wake up is important. It causes your body to stop producing melatonin and it changes your cortisol levels. It reduces the issues people have with SAD and other mood regulation issues.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 03:01 PM (mkw2N)

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I just got a happy light for my birthday, since in the winter the sun doesn't come up until I get to work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 03:02 PM (DRSnL)

279 Please remember, one square only!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 15, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

280
As ghastly as that corruption is, at least we can take solace in Biden feeling disrespected by the fact he only got $10 million -- the clean, articulate black man (whoah, that's storybook, man!) who proceeded him got $60 million. (Plus a hundred million from propaganda op Netflix, just for existing.)



I can't wait until Bai-Den is caught on a hot mic, bitching about how "that (insert your favorite racial epithet here)" got so much more money than he did.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)

281 I've heard from several people that they got some of those contaminated greens and then what they thought was a fart ended up being a shart with explosive diarrhea running down their leg.

It's not a pleasant situation to have to throw your underwear in the trash and jump in the shower.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 03:03 PM (sYM3s)

282 Sharp as a dollar

Sound as a tack

Fit as an egg sucking sheep stealing, one-eyed son of a stuffed monkey

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 15, 2026 03:03 PM (zv3kA)

283 How about when the SS, his family, press - nobody gave a shit that his retarded ass fell asleep in the sun and got burned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 03:04 PM (wOO3z)

284 looked very dead behind the eyes.
Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:02 PM

That's just sad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 03:04 PM (uxifx)

285 The fact that this mental asshole was installed as President of the USA will be a stain on our nation for a long time. Nevermind that he's a mental defective, he's been a corrupt, ignorant, jerk his entire political life.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 15, 2026 03:04 PM (jajLk)

286 Didn't they replace their cops with mental health therapists?
Posted by: Jordan61

That was us.

Posted by: Gay and Fabulous West Hollywood, California at July 15, 2026 03:04 PM (TSBN+)

287 I remember when the meme was that the Biden's were gonna end up impoverished because they didn't play along. Well I guess they played along because between him and her it's a reported 30 million book advance on books that will gross about $20,000 combined.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:05 PM (jqCWg)

288 I may be mistaken but I thought I read someplace possibly here that biden was not going to have a presidential library.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 03:00 PM (0N4FZ)
__

He's going to have a Presidential Bookmobile/Ice Cream Truck that aimlessly roams the streets of Wilmington. It will be operated by topless trannies who totally aren't grooming your kids.

Posted by: Dispatch from Limbo at July 15, 2026 03:05 PM (qUkBO)

289
The Joe Biden Presidential Lending Library Bookcart.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:05 PM (HcfrK)

290 I may be mistaken but I thought I read someplace possibly here that biden was not going to have a presidential library.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 03:00 PM (0N4FZ)

I recall some brief talk about a Biden library early last year, then radio silence ever since.

Apparently donors became quite scarce because Let’s Go Brandon, that’s why.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:05 PM (6ydKt)

291 biden was not going to have a presidential library.
Coloring books?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 03:06 PM (Kt19C)

292 Schumer's long-winded speech will go down in the annals of Congress.

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2026 03:06 PM (EcZ7+)

293 He will have a skin flavored ice cream cone at the local glory hole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:06 PM (2YhKe)

294 Remember when the Easter Bunny led Biden away?

It and almost every other time he was an idiot before the press has been covered over.

For instance, the "Easter Bunny leading Biden away" refers to a viral incident during the April 2022 White House Easter Egg Roll. While former President Joe Biden was answering reporters' questions about Afghanistan, an aide in an Easter Bunny costume stepped in and ushered him away to prevent him from taking further questions.

The Easter Bunny was revealed to be Meghan Hay, who served as the White House Director of Message Planning, running interference for the President's public messaging.

He 'assumed' office January 20, 2021.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 03:06 PM (NFX2v)

295 A Biden presidential memory care center would be more fitting. And we need more of those.

The day care center/elderly Medicare scams enrage me, because the average middle class people taking care of their elderly loved ones are struggling. It's so expensive. Then you have fake centers getting millions and pocketing it.

I kind of loved that Nick Shirley found a legit elderly Korean day care center in NYC, and the owner gave him a list right away of all the scam centers to check out. The scam ones are pocketing all their clients and making them lose money, while skimping on services the seniors actually need. They are gong to make the legit centers go bankrupt.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:07 PM (gWBY1)

296
Oh no wait, it was Becoming Michelle Obama.

You can taste the humility.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:07 PM (jqCWg)

297 Jerry Nadler has not been allowed at the Capitol since the exploding diarrhea threat started.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:08 PM (HcfrK)

298
You can taste the humility.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:07 PM (jqCWg)




Tastes like shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:09 PM (2YhKe)

299 Schumer's long-winded speech will go down in the annals of Congress.

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2026 03:06 PM (EcZ7+)

OK, I KNOW you mean't "anals". Damn auto cucumber. Amirite?

Posted by: Who dat say 'who dat' when I say 'who dat'? at July 15, 2026 03:09 PM (pup6t)

300 The Easter Bunny was revealed to be Meghan Hay, who served as the White House Director of Message Planning ....

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 03:06 PM (NFX2v)
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And President Wrangling...

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:09 PM (HcfrK)

301 Oh no wait, it was Becoming Michelle Obama.

You can taste the humility.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 03:07 PM


About as exciting as Being John Malkovich.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 03:09 PM (bFu5X)

302 The Joe Biden Presidential Library for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 03:10 PM (NpAcC)

303 It's sad watching The Husk decay before our very eyes like a poorly embalmed mummy. I'll bet he can barely muster the energy to shower with his daughter anymore.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2026 03:10 PM (KKQKG)

304
You know he's probably going to bring up Trump and Charlottesville and tell everyone for the hundredth time that that's why he ran for office.
Posted by: redridinghood

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omg that's right. Let's see if Jake Tapper steps up and rights that wrong.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:11 PM (mmrXZ)

305 About as exciting as Being John Malkovich.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 03:09 PM (bFu5X)



A friend was at a restaurant in Minnesota sitting at the bar when John Malkovich came up and sat down.

I told him to ask what it was like being him.

He declined.....I was disappointed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:11 PM (2YhKe)

306 CHAPTER 3: The Nice Young People

So I says, I says, "But after we steal the election, how're we gonna do this thing? VP-ing is easy, but I don't know how to President!"

And rthen some nice young people, many with funny-colored hair like purple and blue, and some sportin' nose-rings like they was cannibals, says to me, "Don't worry, Unca Joe, we got this. You just sit there, and we'll do the presidentin' for you."

And that made me feel better, that everything was taken care of. Because, jim cracky, there's too much t keep track of if you're actually the guy in charge."

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 03:11 PM (Av6i5)

307
the White House Director of Message Planning ....

Posted by: L - No nic

============

Good lord, what are these jobs?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)

308 How old is Schumer? And he trusted a fart? Dumbass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (u73oe)

309 Theme song for this thread:
"It's OK if you Poop / Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad." by the band Papa Razzi and The Photogs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdNCQwAiTE&ra=m

*Al Roker nods
To be fair, Roker was doing keto I think. And you do NOT learn to trust a fart during keto.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (gWBY1)

310 NOOD - Trump and ICE traffic stops

Posted by: the lower depths at July 15, 2026 03:13 PM (Yh7zv)

311 Schumer's long-winded speech will go down in the annals of Congress.

Posted by: fly gal

I always wondered how that word "annals" was pronounced as a kid.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)

312 What are the betting odds he dies before the book comes out?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk
......

Slowest progression of stage 4 prostate cancer which spread to his bones EVAH.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 03:16 PM (UjdFS)

313 The Bee! : Bear On California State Flag Moves To Texas.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 03:16 PM (HcfrK)

314
biden was not going to have a presidential library.
Coloring books?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 03:06 PM (Kt19C)



Unrelated, but that got me remembering a particularly savage Mad Magazine bit about Jonas Salk going to a publisher with a serious book on the Polio vaccine, but they wanted to capitalize on his well-deserved fame by taking his academic manuscript and rewriting it for mass consumption. They ended up with a Jonas Salk Polio Vaccine Coloring Book. Which didn't sell worth a damn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 03:17 PM (y9nCu)

315 if Lonely Island wasn't a bunch of leftwing SNL hacks, they could do a great Biden biographical video called 'I just pooped my pants'.

Posted by: Nelly at July 15, 2026 03:17 PM (6+ehB)

316 Stallone has a new Rocky movie coming out.
Well, actually, Stallone has a movie coming out about Stallone struggling to get the first Rocky movie made.

And they de-aged Stallone with AI to get it done, apparently, because it looks pretty weird:

I Play Rocky - trailer
https://youtu.be/9XSJIJ-TVcI

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 03:17 PM (6ydKt)

317 I may be mistaken but I thought I read someplace possibly here that biden was not going to have a presidential library.
Posted by: Mister Scott

===============

I think there's speculation that it will be a wing or an area of University of Delaware library. Some other institution will host it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:02 PM (mmrXZ)

yeah there's already someone collecting his papers even the crayon ones. A university or a historic building? They really can't fit some crap thing like Obama built in Delaware.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)

318 Nadler was morbidly obese and that gastric surgery where they put a band around the stomach. It seems to have destroyed his digestive system. He lost all control. I’ve also heard the rumors he smells like a bus.

Posted by: Blutarski, gradually then suddenly at July 15, 2026 03:21 PM (l26NL)

319 Schumer's long-winded speech will go down in the annals of Congress.

Posted by: fly gal

I always wondered how that word "annals" was pronounced as a kid.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)

Ann Alls. Think of annual, it is a document consisting of yearly entries that monks and such used to fill out which consist of a lot of our information about the middle ages.

They are a riot, for one year they might write about a 2 headed chicken for a page, then in 2 lines talk about a king dying or a battle lost.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (uhVAy)

320 Chapters 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 My namesake, my son Beau.

Chapters 7, “Bidenisms”
Dad said: "Don't tell me what you value, show me your budget. I'll tell you what you value."

His mom: "No one is better than you, but you are better than nobody."

Grandpa said: "Joey, remember, the measure of a man is not how often he is knocked down, but how fast he gets up."

Other grandpa said: "Remember, Joey. The best drop of blood in you is Irish blood."

This from Joe, a man who once ended a speech on gun violence with “God save the queen, man.” June 16, 2023

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (NFX2v)

321 Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (uhVAy)

I know what it means, but when I was little it looked suspiciously close to "anal" for my taste, and wasn't sure if it was supposed to be pronounced in the same way.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

322 Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 03:22 PM (uhVAy)

I know what it means, but when I was little it looked suspiciously close to "anal" for my taste, and wasn't sure if it was supposed to be pronounced in the same way.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

its related to 'year' not 'butt stuff'

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 03:27 PM (uhVAy)

323
A friend was at a restaurant in Minnesota sitting at the bar when John Malkovich came up and sat down.

I told him to ask what it was like being him.

He declined.....I was disappointed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 03:11 PM (2YhKe)




My aunt once sold him a bunch of antique thread spools at the Rose Bowl Flea Market back in the 90s. She said that he was quiet and friendly. It helps that she was savvy enough not to gush over him, she just quietly told him that she loved his work when they were settling up. She mentioned that he really appreciated that she didn't make a scene.

Which was ruined when he went to the next seller, who exclaimed OH MY GOD, JOHN MALKOVICH! and practically dropped to his knees and opened wide.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 03:29 PM (y9nCu)

324 I can't believe they didn't just produce and AI Biden message.

It would have been more lifelike than this one.

Posted by: Scheckie Green at July 15, 2026 03:44 PM (anL5R)

325 Drat.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (GD0B3)

326 LFG England
Avenge 1986
Posted by: Bring it Home

Muslim savages are not welcome here, go home.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 04:18 PM (GD0B3)

In a National Address Tomorrow Night, Trump Will Reveal a Far More Extensive Foreign Penetration of the 2020 US Elections Than Ever Known; Plus, RussiaGate Was Faked to Protect the Real Country Intervering in Elections: China, on Behalf of Democrats

From Paul Sperry:

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

Jul 14

DEVELOPING: President Trump to announce in prime-time speech Thurs night FBI/CIA/ODNI have uncovered "shocking" intelligence of foreign election interference (not Russian) in recent US elections inclg 2020 + COVER-UP. Directors Ratcliffe, Patel to certify evidence...developing...


So here's what we're learning from all these declassified materials: The US Intelligence Community *juiced* intel to make it seem like Moscow interfered in the 2016 election to help Trump, but then *buried* intel indicating Beijing interfered in the election to help Biden in 2020


Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_


BREAKING: I'm told forthcoming declassified docs will prove foreign penetration of 2020 election was deeper than anything the Russians were alleged to have done in 2016. Included hacking into state voter rolls. ID and ballot fraud. Yet Wray FBI +IC certified election was "secure"

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

BREAKING: Docs also will reveal Biden admin cooked a 2021 Intelligence Community Assessment to make it appear pro-Trump Russia had still been election interference threat in 2020 when in fact real threat from a pro-Biden nation.ICA used as "red herring" to throw public off scent.

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_


BREAKING: Acting AG Todd Blanche just testified "we are investigating" an FBI agent's sworn affidavit detailing how the Comey FBI had no legal predication to pursue a FISA warrant and to wiretap Trump adviser Walid Phares in 2017. Here's my RCI scoop regarding that case.

By the way: The Democrats are pressuring the networks to not carry this address:

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_


NEW: WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories" 2020 election rigged/stolen even tho Trump promises "really big news" flanked by both CIA/FBI chiefs bringing receipts

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




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1 furst

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 01:11 PM (CWTWj)

2 w45yvwb45yvhw45

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:11 PM (mmrXZ)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (2YhKe)

4 and i just saw the other day that 'alternet' had an article claiming that trump supporters had used tiktok etc to rig the 2024 election

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)

5 Paul Sperry makes some fine boating shoes, that's for sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (diia5)

6 lum has been NOOD'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (2YhKe)

7
So all this happened in 2020.

Statute of limitations says what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (mmrXZ)

8 I got this.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (MWfyi)

9 What Blonde Morticia said.

Also, get on the cart, Shitpants Joe.

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (ZtIkv)

10 Ah yes the president and the entire national law enforcement and intelligence apparatus are going to push "baseless conspiracy theories "

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (YwEeS)

11 Ace ran out of space for the title?

Maybe it looks like SPAM.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (HcfrK)

12
So all this happened in 2020.

Statute of limitations says what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

===============

Also 2016. Statute of limitations laughs?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (mmrXZ)

13 I sure hope Axelrod's prediction of using the uncovered evidence as an excuse to exert emergency powers of federal elections for 2026 is right.

For the lulz.

And the improved representation of the body politic in its representative government.

But mostly for the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (GKzf4)

14 I'm kind of concerned about what Friday looks like after this. This should spark pitchforks and torches in every town. Right?

Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (Lqm/X)

15 w45yvwb45yvhw45

Is this encryption for "SQUEEZE ASS"?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (gKWVE)

16 Luck to him and to our country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (xcxpd)

17
"Without evidence"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (1oSzn)

18 It's an open secret for everyone and anyone with a brain that 2020 was stolen.

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (YwEeS)

19 I was told Trump is stupid to focus on the past.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (jqCWg)

20 Ace ran out of space for the title?

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (HcfrK)
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And here I had thought that the culprit was Delaware - Biden's state.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 15, 2026 01:15 PM (lgmVC)

21 NEW: WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories" 2020 election rigged/stolen even tho Trump promises "really big news" flanked by both CIA/FBI chiefs bringing receipts
_____

Well, that and the networks all have hot reruns of "My Penis Time" and "Find The Shit In My Gay Rentboy's Asshole" to air!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

22 Paul Sperry makes some fine boating shoes, that's for sure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (diia5)


I like his radar sets.

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 01:15 PM (pBJ6M)

23 RW Twitter seems to think this address involves clearing Georgia's two cheaters out of the Senate

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 01:15 PM (gKWVE)

24 Secure the flat screens! Hide the wigs and Air Jordans!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 01:15 PM (wOO3z)

25 Included hacking into state voter rolls. ID and ballot fraud. Yet Wray FBI +IC certified election was "secure"


My kingdom for a Queensrÿche lyric........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (2YhKe)

26 No matter how much "evidence" Trump, Patel and Blanche present, you can be sure that you're gonna hear "unsubstantiated" and "without evidence" from the MSM all day tomorrow.
IF they cover it at all.
Just like the Fauci crimes Tulsi exposed.
Just like the Obama Administration perverting IC findings to launch the Russla hoax.
Just like Jack Smith, John Brennan and James Clapper lying to Congress repeatedly.
We are no longer a nation of LAWS.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (MNCvZ)

27 Are we sure the intevening country will be China. It's not out of the realm of possibility that it could be a country we consider and ally...such as the UK. They sure don't have any problems throwing their intelligence agencies into the mix...or "retired" agents who seem to enjoy "golden shower" fan fiction.

China sounds like the obvious choice. But, it hasn't leaked yet....has it?

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (dIske)

28 and "Find The Shit In My Gay Rentboy's Asshole" to air!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)


I turned that off after about ten minutes. The video was all grainy

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (gKWVE)

29 Executive order.

Terminate Big 3 bandwidth licenses.

It's time someone dealt the legacy media a hammer blow. They are weak, and nobody will care anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (BI5O2)

30 w45yvwb45yvhw45

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:11 PM (mmrXZ)

The sound your stomach is making?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (jqCWg)

31 Democrats think without the imprimatur of CBS/NBC/ABC broadcasting his speech it will have less power with the voters?

Now why would Democrats want to protect China? A puzzle.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (NaFdw)

32 Paul Sperry makes some fine boating shoes, that's for sure."

Gold Cups are awesome!

/

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 01:17 PM (XuXeR)

33 It may be interesting to see the new info, although for me the cheating is already a known fact. It was that night in Nov. 2020. So obvious I thought I was in the twilight zone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)

34 Plus, RussiaGate Was Faked to Protect the Real Country Intervering in Elections: China, on Behalf of Democrats

==

WHOA

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

35 and "Find The Shit In My Gay Rentboy's Asshole" to air!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

I turned that off after about ten minutes. The video was all grainy
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (gKWVE)
____

Better than Geraldo looking inside the Titanic safe ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

36 The media wants you to die screaming.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:17 PM (jqCWg)

37 "Now why would Democrats want to protect China?"

Heathens stick together.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 01:17 PM (MWfyi)

38 We have receipts!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

39 why telegraph all this to media?
Drop a bomb on live TV then prosecute.
that simple.

But no, we're all stuck in scripted "reality" tv land now.

Posted by: Esperman at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (lXuCG)

40 31 Democrats think without the imprimatur of CBS/NBC/ABC broadcasting his speech it will have less power with the voters


We will be covering it...

Posted by: X at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (FtULh)

41 The MSM won’t cover it. They are far too invested in the op to broadcast the truth. In fact they were part of it. Their favorite qualifier when this issue is discussed is “it is without evidence”.

Well, here’s the evidence, assholes.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (BswBb)

42
We'll have to see what Trump says of course, but I hope he doesn't leave us asking "So, will anything happen?" Other than Todd Blanche assuring us that "we are investigating."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (mmrXZ)

43 12
So all this happened in 2020.

Statute of limitations says what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

===============

Also 2016. Statute of limitations laughs?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
========
Explain to me using small words, the concept of tolling involving statutes. Please use all relevant federal court precedents.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)

44 23 RW Twitter seems to think this address involves clearing Georgia's two cheaters out of the Senate

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 01:15 PM (gKWVE)

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We'll find out in about 34 hours or so.

But I seriously doubt there will be an effort to actually remove Ossoff and Warnock.

I suspect there will be arrests of Fulton County and maybe even GA state election officials in the next day or so preceding the address along with announcements of sweeping oversight over elections in suspicious jurisdictions (Harmeet Dhillon has already announced poll watchers from DOJ in a dozen jurisdictions just for primary voting).

GA is going to very weirdly swing hard to the right this year, and the conventional wisdom will be somewhere between voter suppression and Bottoms as the gubernatorial candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (GKzf4)

45 You know the usual suspects are going to look at however tall a mountain of data Trump releases and say "It took him all that time to fabricate all of that!"

Because when Trump seems concerned about foreign interference in our elections (which the Dems cried for after 2004, btw), it's not a really serious thing.

He just wants to jail his political enemies.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (HcfrK)

46 30 w45yvwb45yvhw45

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:11 PM (mmrXZ)

The sound your stomach is making?
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (jqCWg)

________________________

I went to those coordinates and found a fat kid eating an ice cream cone. Of course, I took it and ran....because, hey, he's a fat kid. He wasn't going to catch me.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (dIske)

47 yeah, behind a paywall but you can sometimes grab it if you're quick:

It sure looks like tech billionaires and foreign dictatorships gave us Trump in 2024. This is as bad as the massive Russian bot presence on Facebook and Twitter back in 2016, which Robert Mueller documented gave Trump the presidency that time.

A peer-reviewed study released Thursday in Nature, the world's most prestigious scientific journal, has finally put hard numbers to what a lot of us suspected the moment the 2024 election was called for Trump (and Republicans in Congress) by the big networks: the algorithms that control our largest social media platforms intentionally and explicitly tilted the playing field, and they tilted it for Donald Trump and the GOP.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 01:19 PM (CWTWj)

48
NEW: WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories" 2020 election rigged/stolen even tho Trump promises "really big news" flanked by both CIA/FBI chiefs bringing receipts



They do this, revoke their FCC licenses. The President can commandeer the stations any time he wants to make announcements to the American People.

FOAD, AoC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)

49 We'll have to see what Trump says of course, but I hope he doesn't leave us asking "So, will anything happen?" Other than Todd Blanche assuring us that "we are investigating."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (mmrXZ)
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You already know my opinion.

Posted by: The Guy Who Says Nothing Will Happen at July 15, 2026 01:19 PM (HcfrK)

50 The Democrats are pressuring the networks to not carry this address:




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threaten to pull their licenses and whatever else he can threaten; if they don't carry this address, they are complicit, on the Chicom payroll and should be investigated - top to bottom.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)

51 The media wants you to die screaming.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:17 PM (jqCWg)
___

Doesn't matter what it wants.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 01:20 PM (/0H7F)

52 I remember exactly when it happened. They were interviewing Cankles, Felonia Von Pantsuit. It was like a light switch was flipped.

She started talking Russia! Russia! Russia! and it threw me for a loop.

What the fuck is she on about? Democrats have been fellow travelers with the Bolsheviks for a hundred years now. “They can’t possibly be serious”

Narrator: Yes. Yes they were serious

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 01:20 PM (FxuSu)

53 CBS too ??

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)

54 but then *buried* intel indicating Beijing interfered in the election to help Biden in 2020
--
Way back in late 2020 and 2021, there were several who said that the sophisticated and coordinated injection of ballots could not have been accomplished by individuals or groups.
That is had all the fingerprints of a nation's intelligence service.

Recall:
- hundreds of 1000s of ballots, specific to hundreds of jurisdictions were printed
- and filled in State A
- for voters in State B who had not already voted and would not vote
- shipped to State B
- where various election officials and postal workers, and gaps in same, were exploited in order to inject those ballots into the count
- and all of this was being run in real-time during early voting
- with 10s of thousands in reserve, which they frantically deployed about 9pm on Election Night

But there is "no evidence" of fraud ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 01:21 PM (3cUTc)

55 Let the networks dare not to cover this potentially historic speech.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

56 So all this happened in 2020.

Statute of limitations says what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

===============

Also 2016. Statute of limitations laughs?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (mmrXZ)


Ongoing criminal conspiracy. RICO.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 01:21 PM (ExV1e)

57 A peer-reviewed study released Thursday in Nature, the world's most prestigious scientific journal, has finally put hard numbers to what a lot of us suspected the moment the 2024 election was called for Trump (and Republicans in Congress) by the big networks: the algorithms that control our largest social media platforms intentionally and explicitly tilted the playing field, and they tilted it for Donald Trump and the GOP.
Posted by: gnats local 678
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Nature has not be relevant since the dying global climate scam got revealed.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)

58 They cheated in 2020, it was obvious. Backfired on them anyway cause a second term Trump wouldnt have been a fired up well backed Trump that we got in 2024.

Posted by: Azjaeger at July 15, 2026 01:21 PM (mMytc)

59 Also 2016. Statute of limitations laughs?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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* Laughs in New York *

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (HcfrK)

60 I also suspect cynically this has a little bit to do with passing the save act. But yep get it all out there. And do the best to minimize mail in voting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (n5tGW)

61 >In a National Address Tomorrow Night, Trump Will Reveal a Far More Extensive Foreign Penetration of the 2020 US Elections Than Ever Known
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okay
then what?

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)

62 58 They cheated in 2020, it was obvious. Backfired on them anyway cause a second term Trump wouldnt have been a fired up well backed Trump that we got in 2024.

Posted by: Azjaeger at July 15, 2026 01:21 PM (mMytc)

=======

It wouldn't have backfired on them if they had governed well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (GKzf4)

63 Every real American knows 2020 was stolen.

Even the average Dem voter knows it was stolen -- they're just glad about it, so they don't admit it in public.

Everyone involved needs to be hung from the gallows.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (Av6i5)

64 My kingdom for a Queensrÿche lyric........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (2YhKe)


Pity their songs never had any.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e)

65
Explain to me using small words, the concept of tolling involving statutes. Please use all relevant federal court precedents.
Posted by: whig

===============

Where did the countdown clock get paused in these cases?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)

66 Wonder if Paul Sperry is any relation to Texas gardening and horticulture legend Neil Sperry........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:23 PM (2YhKe)

67 They do this, revoke their FCC licenses. The President can commandeer the stations any time he wants to make announcements to the American People.

FOAD, AoC
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)

Yes.

Put them all out of business at the stroke of a pen.

Then have Brendan Carr award their bandwidth to The Gorilla Channel, the UFC, and Infowars.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)

68 The Democrats are pressuring the networks to not carry this address
———

They need to remove my multimillion dollar 3rd mansion from Google Earth images too! This is Bullshit! Do it! Do it Now!

Posted by: Barbara Streisand at July 15, 2026 01:23 PM (FxuSu)

69 Let the networks dare not to cover this potentially historic speech.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)
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It will just decrease their already diminishing relevance as a news source.

If this starts to have teeth.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:23 PM (HcfrK)

70 The "nothing to see here" statements are already written.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (Wd92X)

71 PSA:

Nothing will happen

Thus endeth the PSA.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (mISmA)

72 All I know about this address tomorrow is that when Trump suggested it (without providing any details)....Mark Warner started flipping out (without knowing any of the content).

When the ranking Democrat on the Senate Select Intelligence Committee flips out without any information, it's because he already knows what it is, and likely played a part in it.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (dIske)

73 I hope he speaks in front of a fleet of helicopters lifting off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (RIvkX)

74 Honest question: would you rather have (a) a constitutional republic with endless idiotic political fights and a 50% effective tax rate; or (b) a monarchy where your only "vote" consisted of storming the castle if you wanted things to change, but your total FSL tax rate was capped at 10%?

I ask this because it seems our political system is so hopelessly corrupt and broken. Even if people were to get shot for treason over this, nothing in my daily life would be likely to change.

Eeyore Mode has been engaged.

Posted by: PabloD at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (qNvAB)

75
Ongoing criminal conspiracy. RICO.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

============

Does an ongoing criminal conspiracy have to be active in any way? People still fiddling around?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (mmrXZ)

76 My kingdom for a Queensrÿche lyric........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (2YhKe)

Pity their songs never had any.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e)
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They just had an Empire.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (HcfrK)

77 60 I also suspect cynically this has a little bit to do with passing the save act. But yep get it all out there. And do the best to minimize mail in voting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (n5tGW)

=======

That's going to be a running narrative from Trump until next Congress.

But with the death of Lindsey Graham, we went from 0% change of it passing to 0% chance of it passing.

Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, Cornyn, Tillis, and Murkowski were never going to vote for it in a final vote. The cowards (like Ernst) would hide behind those willing to "stand up to Trump" but there was never going to be the votes for it once those six decided that the SAVE act was beneath them. Especially once Cassidy and Cornyn lost their primaries and need to pretend to care about what the people wanted.

A much higher chance of it passing next Congress.

And besides, imagine a miracle happened and it passed today. It wouldn't be in effect for this year's election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (GKzf4)

78 I join with my colleagues in concurrence.

Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously proclaims "Nothing will happen." at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (0sNs1)

79 I may pass out from the total lack of surprise.

Posted by: The deep state isn't real! at July 15, 2026 01:25 PM (TbWk/)

80 Election fraud is the worst crime possible.

It is worse than murder.

It is even worse than treason.

It is a crime with 350 million victims. A crime against the entire nation. A crime against history. A crime against the Constitution.

The death penalty is insufficient punishment.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 01:25 PM (Av6i5)

81 Everyone involved needs to be hung hanged from the gallows.
——

Hanged. Hanged by s the word you are looking for.

Posted by: Proper Usage at July 15, 2026 01:25 PM (FxuSu)

82 I'd love to see PDT start the speech with "Hold onto your butts Americans' cause you ain't gonna believe this shit!"

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (2WIwB)

83 > They do this, revoke their FCC licenses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)

The networks don't have "licenses" to revoke, nor do cable operators. Only the (essentially dead) local broadcast stations are licensed.

Posted by: The Great State of Texas at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (IG3/x)

84 My kingdom for a Queensrÿche lyric........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM


This, *this* is how you spell Queensrÿche.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1)

85 I too like the irony that Trump 2021 would not have been as nearly as effective as Trump 2025 had he not been cheated.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)

86
Even if people were to get shot for treason over this, nothing in my daily life would be likely to change.

Eeyore Mode has been engaged.
Posted by: PabloD

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That's exactly what I was pondering a thread or two ago about a Kamala administration! American justice dead, daily life barely changes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (mmrXZ)

87 I ask this because it seems our political system is so hopelessly corrupt and broken. Even if people were to get shot for treason over this, nothing in my daily life would be likely to change.

Eeyore Mode has been engaged.
Posted by: PabloD at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (qNvAB)
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I accept

Posted by: His Royal Majesty San Franpsycho I at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (RIvkX)

88 73 I hope he speaks in front of a fleet of helicopters lifting off.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (RIvkX)

Is there time to paint them over with "AeroAugusto"?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (gKWVE)

89 Ongoing criminal conspiracy. RICO.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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Does an ongoing criminal conspiracy have to be active in any way? People still fiddling around?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (mmrXZ)

It just had to be ongoing while it was going on, ya dig?

Posted by: Its Happenin' at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)

90
The networks don't have "licenses" to revoke, nor do cable operators. Only the (essentially dead) local broadcast stations are licensed.
Posted by: The Great State of Texas at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (IG3/x)



Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:27 PM (2YhKe)

91 Ongoing criminal conspiracy. RICO.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

The whole concept of tolling is a complicated subject in law, statutes of limitation are really just codified court decisions on tolling as special cases but it depends on the specific charges or civil liability, when it was uncovered, and a lot of other factors making simple predictions of this or that unreliable.

Tolling is one of the problems that a lot of civil litigation lawyers can easily screw up on which can prevent or allow lawsuits to proceed. A bit simpler in criminal matters but even there, you have to dig into the actual charges, when the criminal evidence was discovered, and so on.

Law is an art, not a science, and skilled attorneys never give a yes/know answer without digging in a lot of cases. That fact it is an art is what makes Democrat lawfare even possible--they rely on judges with blinders to go along with their actions that on the whole of the law appear unlawful or unreasonable.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv)

92 >> w45yvwb45yvhw45
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:11 PM (mmrXZ)
—-

How did you get my password?

Posted by: braenyard at July 15, 2026 01:27 PM (fNI17)

93 Hanged. Hanged by s the word you are looking for.
Posted by: Proper Usage at July 15, 2026 01:25 PM


Not, how you say, in my case, however.

Posted by: Paolo at July 15, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)

94 My kingdom for a Queensrÿche lyric........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM

This, *this* is how you spell Queensrÿche.
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at July 15, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1)
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Is it one of the 64 genders?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:27 PM (RIvkX)

95
This will just give the Democrats evidence to prosecute him for questioning the One Perfect Election No One Can Question if Dems ever get back power.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:27 PM (HcfrK)

96 In order for something to happen, we need to sign an MOU with the Dems, in which they will promise to behave and never do it again.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)

97 by the way, where i am now outside nyc it's apparently 97

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 01:28 PM (CWTWj)

98 Included hacking into state voter rolls. ID and ballot fraud.

Hell, here in Washington State they probably gave them the voter rolls and likely included access to the internal website.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 01:28 PM (2WIwB)

99 I don't understand why there aren't flaming skulls all over the top of this post. I can only assume that Ace doesn't think this is really legit.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at July 15, 2026 01:28 PM (3pFDI)

100 GA is going to very weirdly swing hard to the right this year, and the conventional wisdom will be somewhere between voter suppression and Bottoms as the gubernatorial candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:18 PM (GKzf4)


You never want a Bottoms at the top.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 01:28 PM (ExV1e)

101 Meh

Posted by: guy who can't remember the last time something happened at July 15, 2026 01:28 PM (J4Dwc)

102 Something is happening. This whole thing has not just been swept under the rug.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (afJtY)

103 NEW: WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories" 2020 election rigged/stolen even tho Trump promises "really big news" flanked by both CIA/FBI chiefs bringing receipts


They do this, revoke their FCC licenses. The President can commandeer the stations any time he wants to make announcements to the American People.

FOAD, AoC
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)
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Yep. Or use the Emergency Broadcast System, overriding all networks everywhere.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (FZ29D)

104
It is a crime with 350 million victims. A crime against the entire nation. A crime against history. A crime against the Constitution.

The death penalty is insufficient punishment.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 01:25 PM (Av6i5)

Hanging's too good for em. Burning's too good for em! They should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

Posted by: Hanover Fiste, beaste mode at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)

105 Taking my life in my hands........


https://youtu.be/u3UhpQFhmzY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (2YhKe)

106
I hope he speaks in front of a fleet of helicopters lifting off.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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I hope he names Hillary. There's probably nothing he can pin on her except records theft (statute expired), but he can always say something like "The election that was supposed to get Hillary Clinton illegally elevated to the White House" etc. I'm still mad he didn't prosecute that law-breaking treasonous bitch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (mmrXZ)

107 I don't necessarily object to HRM San Franpsycho being king, but maybe we start with ZOD to set the tone?

Posted by: PabloD at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (qNvAB)

108 Everyone involved needs to be hung hanged from the gallows.
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Hanged. Hanged by s the word you are looking for.
Posted by: Proper Usage at July 15, 2026 01:25 PM (FxuSu)
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Also misspelled guillotine. And missed that people don't hang from guillotines.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (HcfrK)

109 A much higher chance of it passing next Congress.

Not if dems get the house, of course. And since they can still cheat, albeit I think harder to do now, they will do their best in all the competitive races.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

110 97 by the way, where i am now outside nyc it's apparently 97
Posted by: gnats local 678


So, everyone has big ffloufy hair, and people are debating whether "The Titanic" will beat "Good Will Hunting" at the Oscars?

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (Av6i5)

111 Eeyore Mode has been engaged.
Posted by: PabloD
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Politics under every form of government demonstrate corruption because it involves people who are naturally sinful.

So, once you disregard the perfect, you aim for the possible. A system where corruption is discouraged in officeholders and virtuous behavior encouraged.

That is doable. The goal of no sin in people is beyond mere humans to fix. And any sin in people will be reflected when those people are put into office.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (E4rtv)

112 "...So I have ordered the DOJ to take Hillary, Biden, Kamala, Obama, both of the Obama's, Walz and yes, Tim Kaine, remember him? Nasty guy. To Alligator Alcatraz, pending further investigation of these horrible unprecedented crimes.

You will each be flown by helicopter with my associate Alberto, aka 'The Shadow' - great associate, very tough guy, some people say he's a little too tough, but I say he's great - he picks up a lot of garbage, usually at lunch, sometimes he spots it at other meals, but very often at lunch - and he's tough.

And he's going to fly with you on that big beautiful helicopter in the sky, and we're all gonna watch it on TruthSocial - on my channel - each of you are gonna have a wonderful amazing flight and time to think. Not a lot of time but enough time. You should really have enough time. Plenty of time. And it will be a short flight, but some might even call it, the best flight, but I would probably just call it a 'flight'. So to my fellow Americans, goodnight. Our long nightmare is over. God Bless America." (cue YMCA, fade to black)

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (jqCWg)

113 American Broadcasting Co-conspirators

National Broadcasting Co-conspirators

Co-conspirator Broadcasting System

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (9uBol)

114 by the way, where i am now outside nyc it's apparently 97
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 15, 2026 01:28 PM (CWTWj)



Better turn those thermostats up to 95 then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (2YhKe)

115 Anton Gerashchenko
@Gerashchenko_en
·
Follow
Russian Novosibirsk. The line to buy fuel is huge.

The person filming says he's driving about 60 km/hour, so you can imagine how long the line is.

There are reports that fuel is only available at some gas stations in the city.
2:26 PM · Jul 14, 2026
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Trump's fault.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (RIvkX)

116 When the ranking Democrat on the Select Intelligence Committee flips out without any information, it's because

For once, there is at least a remote theoretical possibility; however unlikely, that consequences may be forthcoming. I’d not hold my breath.

I’m getting to the age where I am still here only due to bile and justified righteous indignation. I want to see all these bastards turned into tinkling in the breeze skeletal windchimes ringing the DC reflecting pool

Posted by: Proper Usage at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (FxuSu)

117 109 A much higher chance of it passing next Congress.

Not if dems get the house, of course. And since they can still cheat, albeit I think harder to do now, they will do their best in all the competitive races.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

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Honestly, a Dem House next year and a GOP Senate has a higher chance of passing the SAVE Act than the current makeup because the GOP Senate has too many out and proud anti-Trumpers and too many cowardly anti-Trumpers hiding behind them.

Seems counterintuitive, but Mitch, Cassidy, Cornyn, Tillis, Ernst, and Murkowski hate you more than Democrats hate you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (GKzf4)

118 I don't understand why there aren't flaming skulls all over the top of this post. I can only assume that Ace doesn't think this is really legit.

Flaming skulls are for “something has finally been done in response” not more and more breathless repeats of what we already knew as if it were new information. So my guess is that the flaming skulls are being held in reserve for what Trump announces tomorrow.

“My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw the DNC forever. We begin bombing in five minutes…” will get a flaming skull.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (kYmoU)

119 107 I don't necessarily object to HRM San Franpsycho being king, but maybe we start with ZOD to set the tone?
Posted by: PabloD
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Greeks tried that with Draco which gave us the word draconian.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv)

120 For whom the bell SOLs.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (DZ9Lv)

121 If you're going to pull the EBS move, do it right in the middle of the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (BI5O2)

122 Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (jqCWg)

Bravo!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

123 "...So I have ordered the DOJ to take Hillary, Biden, Kamala, Obama, both of the Obama's, Walz and yes, Tim Kaine, remember him? Nasty guy. To Alligator Alcatraz, pending further investigation of these horrible unprecedented crimes.


Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (jqCWg)
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The helicopters will arrive shortly.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:32 PM (HcfrK)

124 Love all y’all.

If you need a chuckle, please check out the Bee. They are spectacular today.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 15, 2026 01:32 PM (zS0hd)

125 Does an ongoing criminal conspiracy have to be active in any way? People still fiddling around?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:24 PM (mmrXZ)


When the last person stops fiddling for the last time is when the statute of limitations starts counting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

126 I believe it was fat ass Barr who recommended Wray to Trump.
Thx fat ass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (m2wmY)

127 Greeks tried that with Draco which gave us gladiator movies.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (Kt19C)

128
In order for something to happen, we need to sign an MOU with the Dems, in which they will promise to behave and never do it again.
Posted by: runner

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Oh, and this time... consequences?

As I mentioned in an earlier thread, we law-abiding suckers were a wee tad let down when we found out that Hillary's complete disregard of security regulations carried NO PENALTIES. Like, officially, there were no consequences for "failure to violate these rules."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (mmrXZ)

129 >>So I have ordered the DOJ to take Hillary, Biden, Kamala, Obama, both of the Obama's, Walz and yes, Tim Kaine, remember him? Nasty guy. To Alligator Alcatraz, pending further investigation of these horrible unprecedented crimes.

Going to have to find another site (I recommend GITMO). Alligator Alcatraz has been completely dismantled.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (J4Dwc)

130 Seems counterintuitive, but Mitch, Cassidy, Cornyn, Tillis, Ernst, and Murkowski hate you more than Democrats hate you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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But all of them love money and future influence as well. You can never have a 'nice' government with individuals being naturally sinful--but you can change their cost and benefit strategies. Carrot and stick fashion.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

131 I hope Sperry is wearing some body armor because he's on a list to get Hillaried.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (sYM3s)

132 There’s way too many people who think PDJT faked the Butler attempt (and all the rest of the attempts). I suspect the population’s opinion won’t sway too much, just start arresting everyone who broke the law when it comes to election fraud, tax fraud, immigration fraud, government weaponization, please.

Posted by: Cray Cray at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (XjfpJ)

133 128
In order for something to happen, we need to sign an MOU with the Dems, in which they will promise to behave and never do it again.
Posted by: runner


You left out the bombing for non compliance.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)

134 "I wish I could know in advance what stupid shit they're going to say after I make this speech, so I could work in rebuttals to their stupid shit ahead of time."

"So leak it a day early, then."

"Love it."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (Ot/FD)

135 I remember exactly when it happened. They were interviewing Cankles, Felonia Von Pantsuit. It was like a light switch was flipped.

She started talking Russia! Russia! Russia! and it threw me for a loop.

What the fuck is she on about? Democrats have been fellow travelers with the Bolsheviks for a hundred years now.


Right, this was 4 years after Obama "obliterated" Romney by saying "the 1980s want their foreign policy back" in response to the idea that Russia was a threat. When the Demonrats flip like that something is up.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

136 130 Seems counterintuitive, but Mitch, Cassidy, Cornyn, Tillis, Ernst, and Murkowski hate you more than Democrats hate you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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But all of them love money and future influence as well. You can never have a 'nice' government with individuals being naturally sinful--but you can change their cost and benefit strategies. Carrot and stick fashion.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

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Murkowski survives on spite, so nothing will shift her behavior.

The rest are leaving Congress, so fuck us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (GKzf4)

137
For whom the bell SOLs.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

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Haha! Shit Outta Luck or Statute Of Limitations? Either way...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (mmrXZ)

138 @129 I'd be satisfied with just dumping them in the middle of the Everglades. Or the Atlantic. Either's good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (m2wmY)

139
I've heard that the bell tolls for something, but they never say what.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (HcfrK)

140 132 There’s way too many people who think PDJT faked the Butler attempt (and all the rest of the attempts). I suspect the population’s opinion won’t sway too much, just start arresting everyone who broke the law when it comes to election fraud, tax fraud, immigration fraud, government weaponization, please.
Posted by: Cray Cray

When discussing what other people think, it is always useful to bring to the table some measure of just how many people think that using reputable measures versus socially acceptable answering.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv)

141 I ask this because it seems our political system is so hopelessly corrupt and broken.
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Our political system corruption is merely a reflection of ourselves. It is we who are corrupt, and those we elect are just better at the corruption than the average bear.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (yUuWX)

142 I don't necessarily object to HRM San Franpsycho being king, but maybe we start with ZOD to set the tone?
Posted by: PabloD at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (qNvAB)
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Meh. Zod is only interested in being worshipped.

I want to be liked...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (RIvkX)

143 Greeks tried that with Draco which gave us the word draconian.
Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM


I've been blamed for many things, but that's not one *I'm* responsible for.

Posted by: Draco Malfoy at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (0sNs1)

144 132 There’s way too many people who think PDJT faked the Butler attempt (and all the rest of the attempts). I suspect the population’s opinion won’t sway too much, just start arresting everyone who broke the law when it comes to election fraud, tax fraud, immigration fraud, government weaponization, please.
Posted by: Cray Cray at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (XjfpJ)

You'll never convince "them".

But you can galvanize "us".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (Ot/FD)

145 > Yep. Or use the Emergency Broadcast System, overriding all networks everywhere.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 01:29 PM (FZ29D)

Guys, I know we're all 29-year-olds here, but basically no one listens to broadcast television or radio any more (not even me, and I'm an old bastards). Even the classic cable networks are mostly dead. The former cable operator in my town doesn't even carry television any more. It just provides internet and it's up to you to buy streaming services. Streaming services do not have "licenses" to "revoke", nor are they required to participate in EBS.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (IG3/x)

146 To quote the Samuel L. Jackson character from Jurassic Park: Hold on to your butts.

Posted by: Jmel at July 15, 2026 01:36 PM (3TlS+)

147 Zero chance the dems would pass a save act. "No democrat would ever get elected."

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)

148 Alligator Alcatraz has been completely dismantled.

Didn't the state of Florida build it in like 48 hours originally? They could again.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

149 I've heard that the bell tolls for something, but they never say what.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (HcfrK)




For whom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:36 PM (2YhKe)

150 I want to be liked...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM


In that case, didn't someone advise getting a dog?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, a mid-tier AoSHQ commenter, according to Grok at July 15, 2026 01:36 PM (0sNs1)

151 Our political system corruption is merely a reflection of ourselves. It is we who are corrupt, and those we elect are just better at the corruption than the average bear.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (yUuWX)
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*stops admiring, looks past reflection in the hand mirror at Huck*

Wut?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (RIvkX)

152 126 I believe it was fat ass Barr who recommended Wray to Trump.
Thx fat ass
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Nope. Wray preceded Barr's appointment by two years. Wray came from Chris Christie who briefly ran the vetting operation for Trump in 2016 election aftermath who got caught putting Never Trumpers in the mix. Replaced by Pence who probably did the same but was more lower profile about it.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (E4rtv)

153 This has the earmarks of Russian mis-information.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (XeU6L)

154 Not if dems get the house, of course. And since they can still cheat, albeit I think harder to do now, they will do their best in all the competitive races.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)


Thank goodness that all the red states redistricted to prevent that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)

155 Going to have to find another site (I recommend GITMO). Alligator Alcatraz has been completely dismantled.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (J4Dwc)

Is that because of that environment impact bullshit from some verkakte judge or because it's no longer needed?

Posted by: Drop them in Haiti at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

156 In that case, didn't someone advise getting a dog?
Posted by: Duncanthrax, a mid-tier AoSHQ commenter, according to Grok at July 15, 2026 01:36 PM (0sNs1)
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Every time I commanded my dog to kneel he rolled over and demanded scritches.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (RIvkX)

157 @152 whig , you're correct, I had the wrong fat ass. It was Christie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (m2wmY)

158 Posted by: Drop them in Haiti at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)



Fine. I'm feeling a bit peckish........

Posted by: Barbecue at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (2YhKe)

159
ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
You Can Help Find Non-Citizens On the Voter Rolls

The Department of Homeland Security has a website called the “Worst of the Worst.”

These are all criminal illegal aliens that have committed heinous crimes.

You can filter the illegal aliens by state.

So, I thought to myself, “What if some of these criminal illegal aliens are voting?”

We plugged the illegal aliens into the Pennsylvania voter rolls & — sure enough —

we are finding that many are not only ACTIVELY registered to vote, but that they have also voted in federal elections.

Imagine if a legion of Americans across the country used the DHS WOW website to find illegal aliens on the voter rolls.

This is a game-changer & I have no doubt that the powers that be DON’T want you to see this information

https://tinyurl.com/ypa4kvjj

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

160 Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (E4rtv)

Remember when Christie was the Next Great Republican Hope because he argued with local Democrats and supposedly didn't like unions?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (jqCWg)

161 Is there time to paint them over with "AeroAugusto"?/i]

"Aero Bukele" is also acceptable. CECOT for all Democrats!

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

162 Our political system corruption is merely a reflection of ourselves. It is we who are corrupt, and those we elect are just better at the corruption than the average bear.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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"We have met the enemy..."

Posted by: Pogo at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (XeU6L)

163 149 I've heard that the bell tolls for something, but they never say what.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (HcfrK)



For whom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:36 PM (2YhKe)

Whoa, ask not!

Posted by: John Donne told you! at July 15, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

164 Our political system corruption is merely a reflection of ourselves. It is we who are corrupt, and those we elect are just better at the corruption than the average bear.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (yUuWX)
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At this point the "corruption" is arguably our system.

The shoggoths have taken over.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:39 PM (HcfrK)

165 *stops admiring, looks past reflection in the hand mirror at Huck*

Wut?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (RIvkX)

There's no fun in being corrupt if it's not venal corruption.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 01:39 PM (Ot/FD)

166
Remember when Christie was the Next Great Republican Hope because he argued with local Democrats and supposedly didn't like unions?
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (jqCWg)



Then he straight up blew Owebama on the tarmac........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:40 PM (2YhKe)

167 China was printing and shipping ballots over here...
China is asshoe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 01:40 PM (l3cgK)

168 Yes.

Put them all out of business at the stroke of a pen.

Then have Brendan Carr award their bandwidth to The Gorilla Channel, the UFC, and Infowars.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)

I'm less for this because the media is doing a far better job creating their opposition than their supporters. They used to rule the roost, now with free choice dozens of individual people outdo them massively.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:41 PM (uhVAy)

169 @152 whig , you're correct, I had the wrong fat ass. It was Christie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 01:38 PM (m2wmY)
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Yeah, I thought Barr came there quite a bit later than Wray's promotion.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:41 PM (HcfrK)

170 Mrs Clinton’s complete disregard of security regulations carried NO PENALTIES. Like, officially, there were no consequences for "failure to violate these rules."
——

They are not “regulations” or “rules”. Black letter Federal Law Felonies.

Each count. Intent has nothing to do with it. Failure to safeguard State secrets, among other things.

Further, much of the materials and imagery were purloined from secure facilities that have no connection to the internet or email, ever. By design, to preclude this top secret material from being hacked or diverted in the first place.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 01:41 PM (FxuSu)

171 The rest are leaving Congress, so fuck us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (GKzf4)

Well, I guess that leaves dangling them over a pit full of rape dogs to adjust their attitudes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)

172 China was printing and shipping ballots over here...
China is asshoe.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 01:40 PM (l3cgK)

China did not invent this type of vote fraud, the Democrats did a century and a half ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (uhVAy)

173 I'm still waiting for the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (n5tGW)

174 Is that because of that environment impact bullshit from some verkakte judge or because it's no longer needed?
Posted by: Drop them in Haiti at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

DeSantis said it had served it's purpose as a temporary facility and that all detainees have since been sent to other facilities.

That may be Pol-speak for "I don't want to waste taxpayer money defending against the lawsuit filed by the EcoTards."

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (J4Dwc)

175 Going to have to find another site (I recommend GITMO). Alligator Alcatraz has been completely dismantled.
Posted by: one hour sober

So, we're talking about a sequel?

Posted by: Michael Bay at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (sZDzj)

176
China did not invent this type of vote fraud, the Democrats did a century and a half ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (uhVAy)



They showed China the way, then voted to move all American production to China in a grift payback.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

177 "We have met the enemy and he is us!” Pogo
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Shut the Fuck Up Asshole

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (FxuSu)

178 Going to have to find another site (I recommend GITMO). Alligator Alcatraz has been completely dismantled.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (J4Dwc)

Is that because of that environment impact bullshit from some verkakte judge or because it's no longer needed?
Posted by: Drop them in Haiti at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

it was a temporary expedient they have other places now.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (uhVAy)

179 Murkowski survives on spite, so nothing will shift her behavior.

The rest are leaving Congress, so fuck us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You left out millions in Senate campaign funds and the next two years trying to persuade Alaskans for another go.

Murkcow, especially if the Senate has GOP gains, is increasingly isolated as her cronies and patron Mitch leaves office. GOP gains one or two seats, Murcow and even Collins become irrelevant.

And Trump has appointments to offer--like ambassadorships, offices for cronies and family, etc. to essentially change the calculus for some of them. Plus their donor networks may or may not want their Congress critter to play ball which is difficult for outsiders to see. And their staffers have their ass hanging in the wind from coming unemployment and loss of juice which helps them act as inside advocates.

Patronage is a dirty word but often results in gains in good public policy when used correctly.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (E4rtv)

180 I'm still waiting for the Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (n5tGW)


What it it's just Mooch 24/7?

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (fmbc9)

181
It just had to be ongoing while it was going on, ya dig?
Posted by: Its Happenin'

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If only the law was as sensible as that. I mean, even a tautology doesn't stand a chance in the hands of the right judge/jury/prosecutor!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (mmrXZ)

182 173 I'm still waiting for the Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (n5tGW)


I'd totally watch that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (q2usZ)

183 Jenn Pellegrino 🇺🇸
@JennPellegrino

I can't believe this is real.

The Chancellor of UC San Francisco testified under oath that a "vast majority of pregnancies are in women." Implying some pregnancies occur in men.

When asked directly whether a non-biological woman has ever had a baby, he refused to answer. This is the head of one of the top medical schools in the country.
8:27 PM · Jul 14, 2026
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Can't believe it's real? Where have you been the last 10 years, on the moon?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (RIvkX)

184 171 The rest are leaving Congress, so fuck us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:34 PM (GKzf4)

Well, I guess that leaves dangling them over a pit full of rape dogs to adjust their attitudes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)

=======

Senate majority leaders don't get access to the Lincoln Slave Pits (he didn't free them all) beneath the White House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (GKzf4)

185 Charlie is inside the wire.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (Q/FnY)

186 I think the reason why the Left quickly stopped bragging about the 81,000,000 vote win in 2020 is because it kept highlighting the absurdity of it all.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (8Je34)

187 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
NEW: WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories" 2020 election rigged/stolen even tho Trump promises "really big news" flanked by both CIA/FBI chiefs bringing receipts


Well, yeah. They were in on it by not reporting it. They were in on it by reporting lies propagated to sink Trump. They reported lies pushed to impeach Trump. They are accomplices to the crimes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (l3cgK)

188 Mrs Clinton’s complete disregard of security regulations carried NO PENALTIES. Like, officially, there were no consequences for "failure to violate these rules."
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No prosecutor would prosecute her flouting security regulations, though.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (HcfrK)

189 They showed China the way, then voted to move all American production to China in a grift payback.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

Plenty of GOPe did the same thing. As an old Cold Warrior I told them they were insane to trust a Communist state. One of us was right.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)

190 Doesn't matter what it wants.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 01:20 PM (/0H7F)

I have two mottos. Know thyself and know thine enemy.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (jqCWg)

191 I remember exactly when it happened. They were interviewing Cankles, Felonia Von Pantsuit. It was like a light switch was flipped.

She started talking Russia! Russia! Russia! and it threw me for a loop.

What the fuck is she on about? Democrats have been fellow travelers with the Bolsheviks for a hundred years now.

Right, this was 4 years after Obama "obliterated" Romney by saying "the 1980s want their foreign policy back" in response to the idea that Russia was a threat. When the Demonrats flip like that something is up.
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That would be the former US Secretary of State, "Reset" Cankles, Felonia Von Pantsuit, correct.

Big Red Button, IIRC.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (rj6Yv)

192 WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories"


They forgot to say "without evidence." That ALWAYS has to be thrown in there so the LIV's and NPC's know what to think beforehand.

Posted by: Ripley at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (GUOwU)

193 I can't believe this is real.

The Chancellor of UC San Francisco testified under oath that a "vast majority of pregnancies are in women." Implying some pregnancies occur in men.

When asked directly whether a non-biological woman has ever had a baby, he refused to answer. This is the head of one of the top medical schools in the country.
8:27 PM · Jul 14, 2026




When my stomach cramps really bad and it finally comes out and is flushed, I suggest it as having a baby.

Maybe that's what he's talking about.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)

194
I too like the irony that Trump 2021 would not have been as nearly as effective as Trump 2025 had he not been cheated.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

==============

I, too! I wonder if those idiots are kicking themselves for not leaving well enough alone. But nooOO00oo0OOooo. They had to underestimate Trump as a fighter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (mmrXZ)

195 179 Patronage is a dirty word but often results in gains in good public policy when used correctly.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (E4rtv)

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I do not for a second believe that Murkowski is driven by anything other than spite. She hates us. And that's why drives her. She's like John McCain.

She'd rather go down swinging to defeat us than accede to anything we want.

And Collins is just the loyal footsoldier that gets to do show votes that don't matter. She'll fall in line when leadership needs her to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (GKzf4)

196 Charlie is inside the wire.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (Q/FnY)
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The files are in the computer!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (HcfrK)

197
Plenty of GOPe did the same thing. As an old Cold Warrior I told them they were insane to trust a Communist state. One of us was right.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)



This is about me, isn't it......

Posted by: George W. Bush at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)

198 160 Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:37 PM (E4rtv)

Remember when Christie was the Next Great Republican Hope because he argued with local Democrats and supposedly didn't like unions?
Posted by: ...

I remember the unrequited love triangle where Coulter luvved her some Christie, Christie luvved him some Bruce Springstain, and Bruce Springstain luvved him some Obama. Coming soon to Hallmark I guess.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:46 PM (E4rtv)

199 DeSantis said it had served it's purpose as a temporary facility and that all detainees have since been sent to other facilities.

That may be Pol-speak for "I don't want to waste taxpayer money defending against the lawsuit filed by the EcoTards."
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (J4Dwc)

better to play a shell game of hide the ICE detainee so the paid mobs don't know where to show up.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:47 PM (uhVAy)

200
WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories"


They forgot to say "without evidence." That ALWAYS has to be thrown in there so the LIV's and NPC's know what to think beforehand.
Posted by: Ripley

===============

Which is why I hope he brings the evidence and announces what we call in the corporate world "Next Steps."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)

201 So if some chick identifies as a Chevy Caprice Classic and shits out a kid, we can say my mechanic is an obstetrician.

Awesome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 01:48 PM (Ot/FD)

202 we are finding that many are not only ACTIVELY registered to vote, but that they have also voted in federal elections.
_____

Much more likely that a state employee or an election 'volunteer' kindly voted on his behalf.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 15, 2026 01:48 PM (hDe5k)

203 In 16/20 potential foreign interference in our elections was THE BIGGEST new story.

Funny how if the focus is on Chinese interference the argument seems to be it is no biggie...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

204
By the way, to all of you morons who interpret my (attempted) first posts, a hearty appreciation and many chuckles.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:48 PM (mmrXZ)

205 199 DeSantis said it had served it's purpose as a temporary facility and that all detainees have since been sent to other facilities.

That may be Pol-speak for "I don't want to waste taxpayer money defending against the lawsuit filed by the EcoTards."
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 01:42 PM (J4Dwc)

better to play a shell game of hide the ICE detainee so the paid mobs don't know where to show up.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:47 PM (uhVAy)

======

It's more about how holding times on detainees have dropped significantly because of increased efficiencies in immigration courts (hiring new judges, mega master hearings, etc.) so that they're held for a lot less time.

If your average detainee is in holding for 25 days, you have far less need for overall holding than if the average is 60 days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:49 PM (GKzf4)

206 I see it is common for Democrats now to argue the '24 election was stolen.

And this is by the same people that told us only a lying Russian NAZI bot would claim our elections could be stolen...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

207 do not for a second believe that Murkowski is driven by anything other than spite. She hates us. And that's why drives her. She's like John McCain.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (GKzf4)

(Laughs in hundred dollar bills)

Posted by: Moocowski at July 15, 2026 01:49 PM (jqCWg)

208 I, too! I wonder if those idiots are kicking themselves for not leaving well enough alone. But nooOO00oo0OOooo. They had to underestimate Trump as a fighter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:45 PM (mmrXZ)

If they had the ability to self reflect they would already have acted differently. They also don't understand the barbarians they have let infiltrate their own inner circles. And they are losing control of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:49 PM (uhVAy)

209 I do not for a second believe that Murkowski is driven by anything other than spite. She hates us. And that's why drives her. She's like John McCain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You could be correct but even spiteful individuals have their particular pain points to manipulate. PDT has been all about that recently and his last two years are likely to be more YOLO toward Dems and their treacherous GOPe compatriots than kinder and gentler.

Trump has Murcow's number essentially and with her allies dying or leaving office, she becomes the standing nail to be hammered down.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)

210
Funny how if the focus is on Chinese interference the argument seems to be it is no biggie...
Posted by: 18-1

==============

Come on, man!

Posted by: Biden's flickering brain at July 15, 2026 01:49 PM (mmrXZ)

211 I see it is common for Democrats now to argue the '24 election was stolen.

And this is by the same people that told us only a lying Russian NAZI bot would claim our elections could be stolen...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

Dems have been complaining about stolen elections, even the ones they lose 510-25.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:50 PM (uhVAy)

212
202 we are finding that many are not only ACTIVELY registered to vote, but that they have also voted in federal elections.
_____

Much more likely that a state employee or an election 'volunteer' kindly voted on his behalf.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 15, 2026 01:48 PM (hDe5k)

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In 2008, it was shown that 6% of illegals vote in elections.

It's probably more now with NGO behavior changes based on monetary incentives.

Plus, there are tens of millions more since 2008.

Just deportations is going to reduce the overall voting population because of all the illegal voter registrations that led to legal/illegal votes that get counted every election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:50 PM (GKzf4)

213 Charlie is inside the wire.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (Q/FnY)
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The files are in the computer!
Posted by: Axeman
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He's going to blow him away!

Posted by: Squelly voiced kid in the Terminator at July 15, 2026 01:50 PM (n5tGW)

214 I see it is common for Democrats now to argue the '24 election was stolen.

And this is by the same people that told us only a lying Russian NAZI bot would claim our elections could be stolen...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)
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Everything they say has an expiration date.

"Well since YOU did it(!!!)..."

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:50 PM (HcfrK)

215 Remember back in '01 a whistleblower came forward to say his program at the NSA which had found Atta was in the US was shut down...

But it wasn't shut down because the government was trying to help the Jihadis it was shut down because it found a number of American pols were being paid by China which the argument went at the time was crazy...those poor backward people that aren't our enemies? Why would they buy our politicians...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

216 @198 whig , a couple of weeks back there was a vid at a Springsteen show of Christie sticking his hand out to shake Springsteen's hand. Springsteen ignored him.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 01:51 PM (m2wmY)

217 Tomorrow will be a really Big Shew!

Posted by: Zombie Ed Sullivan at July 15, 2026 01:51 PM (ufJfM)

218 My kingdom for a Queensrÿche lyric........
Posted by: Sponge - F*

I knew the reference but what is the scowl song?
Have long wondered?

Posted by: Dandalo at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (3QsZU)

219 @198 whig , a couple of weeks back there was a vid at a Springsteen show of Christie sticking his hand out to shake Springsteen's hand. Springsteen ignored him.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 01:51 PM (m2wmY)



Christie should've done the right thing and flipped him off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

220 No prosecutor would prosecute her flouting security regulations, though.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:44 PM (HcfrK)

Not if they know what's good for them. Capisce?

Posted by: Hillary! at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (hDe5k)

221 Can't believe it's real? Where have you been the last 10 years, on the moon?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You have a cushy job in an open air mental institution full of people that could and would kill you for the wrong answer. So he lies as a matter of course--he wants to keep his job and bennies and stay alive. That means giving in to the inmates.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)

222 >>>Executive order.

Terminate Big 3 bandwidth licenses.

yeah, like we're gonna let that fly

Posted by: Some federal judge at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (sCxmP)

223
Conservatives argue there is fraud in every election.

Leftists argue there is only fraud in the elections they lose and that all other elections are purified, virgin and secure.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (jqCWg)

224 Every single election someone checks the records and find hundreds of voters listing their address as an empty warehouse. The left's argument is they are homeless people and this where they live but you'll note when people go to these warehouses that are not in fact homeless encampments around them...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

225
I knew the reference but what is the scowl song?
Have long wondered?
Posted by: Dandalo at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (3QsZU)



There is a link upthread that may or may not be to the referenced lyric.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

226 "I remember exactly when it happened. They were interviewing Cankles, Felonia Von Pantsuit. It was like a light switch was flipped.

She started talking Russia! Russia! Russia! and it threw me for a loop.

What the fuck is she on about? Democrats have been fellow travelers with the Bolsheviks for a hundred years now. “They can’t possibly be serious”"


Actually Obama set that up in the final weeks of his regime when he created a diplomatic crisis by expelling a number of Russian diplomats for supposed election interference or some BS. Frorm the shocked reaction of Putin and the Russian embassy it was pretty clear somebody was being set up but is was not clear what this what all about and it was mostly forgotten.

Thinking back it was clearly laying the groundwork for the whole Russian collusion op. At the expense of truly pissing off the Russians, BTW and complete disregard for international relations with them.

Posted by: Ripley at July 15, 2026 01:53 PM (GUOwU)

227 So, All the networks can refuse to carry the speech with no repercussions?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 01:53 PM (Bw1/o)

228 Only the first 30 or 45 seconds are required.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:53 PM (2YhKe)

229 They forgot to say "without evidence." That ALWAYS has to be thrown in there so the LIV's and NPC's know what to think beforehand.
Posted by: Ripley
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"Debunked" is also very popular. "Unproven" is running a distant third.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2026 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)

230 " JUST IN: SecWar Pete Hegseth just announced that all US military servicemembers aged 30 and older will be screened for TESTOSTERONE levels every year, to make sure war fighters are in the best shape"

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 01:53 PM (GD0B3)

231
Looks like it's setting up to be a busy week for Nothingwillhappenguy.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)

232 219 @198 whig , a couple of weeks back there was a vid at a Springsteen show of Christie sticking his hand out to shake Springsteen's hand. Springsteen ignored him.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 01:51 PM (m2wmY)


Christie should've done the right thing and flipped him off.
Posted by: Sponge
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The list of things is long of what Christie shoulda, coulda, and dinna do.

The whales at aquatic parks are more productive than that tub o' lard.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)

233 Every single election someone checks the records and find hundreds of voters listing their address as an empty warehouse. The left's argument is they are homeless people and this where they live

but you'll note when people go to these warehouses that are not in fact homeless encampments around them...
Posted by: 18-1


That's their summer home.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (mISmA)

234
You have a cushy job in an open air mental institution full of people that could and would kill you for the wrong answer. So he lies as a matter of course--he wants to keep his job and bennies and stay alive. That means giving in to the inmates.
Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears...

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (q2usZ)

235 "Debunked" is also very popular. "Unproven" is running a distant third.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2026 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)
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Remember that period where the lab leak theory was "debunked".

Turns out, it was only temporarily debunked!

They just pile up bunk.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (HcfrK)

236 >>>And this is by the same people that told us only a lying Russian NAZI bot would claim our elections could be stolen...

2000: selected not elected

2004: Diebold

2008, 2012: totally honest and fair, unpatriotic and even racist to say otherwise

2016: Russia!

2020: cleanest election in history

2024: Russia! or something!!!

Posted by: Democrats at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (sCxmP)

237 Leftists argue there is only fraud in the elections they lose and that all other elections are purified, virgin and secure.

The people that tell me millions of valid voters have been disenfranchised and thousands of American citizens have been deported but can't give me a single name also argue the dozens of fraud cases don't amount to a real problem because they aren't enough to change an election's results...

Well, what percentage of CA's votes are valid ballots cast by an American citizen? The left argues all of them right up until something like the SAVE act comes up at which point they argue it would kick millions off the voter rolls.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

238 The whales at aquatic parks are more productive than that tub o' lard.
Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)

I wouldn't pay to see that asshole snatch a kipper out of mid-air with his mouth.

....

Wait a second. Maybe I actually would....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (Ot/FD)

239 We will never know, but it would be funny if when Trump went to China he said "hey you want this thing, I want the evidence of your election tampering."

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (n5tGW)

240 Chris Christie is 4 of my least favorite GOPers. Well, by bodyweight.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

241 Imagine if a legion of Americans across the country used the DHS WOW website to find illegal aliens on the voter rolls.
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Here is the website,pretty astounding:

https://www.dhs.gov/wow

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 01:56 PM (XeU6L)

242
When Dems win an election, it is holy.

When Republicans win an election, they cheated.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:57 PM (HcfrK)

243 Much hasn't leaked so either it's a doozy or a sleeper.... We shall see...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 01:57 PM (5DikP)

244 I'd also like to see an investigation into European election interference.

We have Brits and Euro-niks coming here to campaign for Dem candidates which is just as against the law as if a Russian did it...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

245 240 Chris Christie is 4 of my least favorite GOPers. Well, by bodyweight.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

In a pie chart of my least favorite GOPers, that guy is the little dick-hole punched through the middle of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 01:57 PM (Ot/FD)

246 Are we sure China will be the focus and not some other country. You'll recall that Trump was not too popular with a large number of foreign countries as we wound down from his first term. One of the most vocal about it was Australia, who participated in trying to set up George Papadopoulos. The UK to used the Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) shared intelligence with US agencies on Trump in an effort to build a Russia connection. They, also, used a retired intelligence officer to create the Steele Dossier.

There are plenty of candidates for interference in the 2020 election. China is the most obvious. I'm not yet convinced they will be the focus of tomorrow's "revelations".

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 01:58 PM (dIske)

247 Not going to lie, but I half expect this to be the equivalent of "China bought $20,000 in Facebook adds!"

Posted by: Corona_Exile at July 15, 2026 01:58 PM (UE0CA)

248 242
When Dems win an election, it is holy.

When Republicans win an election, they cheated.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:57 PM (HcfrK)

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"It is impossible that voters in NC would vote for Trump and give Robinson a huge loss. This literally never happens, this level of ticket splitting. It's proof positive that Republicans cheated."

"Okay, how?"

"They cheated, okay? It's impossible for voters to vote for two different parties at different levels of the ballot."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:58 PM (GKzf4)

249 There is a link upthread that may or may not be to the referenced lyric.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Thank you. Curiosity satisfied.

Posted by: Dandalo at July 15, 2026 01:58 PM (3QsZU)

250 5 "Debunked" is also very popular. "Unproven" is running a distant third.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2026 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)
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Remember that period where the lab leak theory was "debunked".

Turns out, it was only temporarily debunked!

They just pile up bunk.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (HcfrK)

And "debunked" never involves any sort of dispositive evidence disproving the claim at hand, it's some progtard talking head going "Nuh-UH!"

Posted by: Simple gainsaying isn't debunking at July 15, 2026 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

251 Much hasn't leaked so either it's a doozy or a sleeper.... We shall see...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 01:57 PM (5DikP)

I know my guess.

This is more narrative than anything else. Trump is going to drag Republicans kicking and screaming across the November finish line.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:58 PM (jqCWg)

252 “Debunk” is what I do when pics of Lena Dunham show up on my phone.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

253
A muzzie working at a kiosk at a Utah mall was stabbed because of his "religion"

i sure hope this does not cause riots.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 01:59 PM (/QHx4)

254 OT:

I was watching a manga vid on EweToob, and the following quote came out...
"They're switching sides faster than a politician after an election."

That made me LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 01:59 PM (l3cgK)

255 It is best to be feared.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 02:00 PM (ZxPkt)

256 Not going to lie, but I half expect this to be the equivalent of "China bought $20,000 in Facebook adds!"

The Biden junta put a Russian woman in jail because she came to the US and spoke at RKBA events.

I want every China, British, and EU-nik that has appeared at a leftwing event in the US to get the same treatment

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

257
Early 2016: Elections can't be STOLEN!

Later 2016: Russians STOLE our election!

Late 2020: Elections can't be STOLEN!! It's un-American to say so!!

Late 2024: I think Trump stole the election!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:00 PM (HcfrK)

258 253
A muzzie working at a kiosk at a Utah mall was stabbed because of his "religion"

i sure hope this does not cause riots.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 01:59 PM (/QHx4)

Was he stabbed by another muzzie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 02:00 PM (l3cgK)

259 I remember during the 2020 coverage when PDJT was winning handily, and some net showed a chart of China futures dropping DRAMATICALLY

then I went to bed happy and woke up in Hell.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:01 PM (j+aD2)

260 "They cheated, okay? It's impossible for voters to vote for two different parties at different levels of the ballot."

I remember one of the datapoints to come out of the 2020 PA election was that Biden had a massive number of ballots that voted for him and no other office.

Obviously some people do in fact do that, but I believe there were 30X as many Biden only votes as Trump only votes.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)

261 259 I remember during the 2020 coverage when PDJT was winning handily, and some net showed a chart of China futures dropping DRAMATICALLY

then I went to bed happy and woke up in Hell.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:01 PM (j+aD2)

We popped up in the wrong universe, my friend...DNC stands for Demon-cratic Neofascist Cenobites...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 02:02 PM (l3cgK)

262
They are not “regulations” or “rules”. Black letter Federal Law Felonies.

Each count. Intent has nothing to do with it. Failure to safeguard State secrets, among other things.

Further, much of the materials and imagery were purloined from secure facilities that have no connection to the internet or email, ever. By design, to preclude this top secret material from being hacked or diverted in the first place.
Posted by: Common Tater

===============

I have this recollection when Megyn Kelly (when she was at Fox) was uncovering this with early John Solomon, Victoria Toensing, and that other reporter-girl -- can't remember her name, she was good -- anyway, all these revelations coming out that Hillary had never even signed these required forms that indicated "I have read the above rules and understand" blah-blah.

And no one could find any written rules or laws that stated what was supposed to happen if papers were missing or not signed. Patrick Kennedy was the guy in charge, and he thugged his way out of every demand for information.

However, she could have been charged with scores of felonies for her emails. Never was. Maddening.

Posted by: Biden's flickering brain at July 15, 2026 02:03 PM (mmrXZ)

263 We popped up in the wrong universe, my friend...DNC stands for Demon-cratic Neofascist Cenobites...

Now I have a vision of Pritzker as that fat Cenobite whose only line was to chuckle when Pinhead said something

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)

264 I live in Michigan, home of the 2020 f-curve.

Trump and John James both got f-curves with 3AM dumps, and a site that was supposed to be closed for the night.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:03 PM (HcfrK)

265 They just debunk it. They just debunk it off!

Posted by: Kramer at July 15, 2026 02:04 PM (XeU6L)

266 Facts by assertion - “That’s been DeBunked”.

In other words, it isn’t true, because we said so. Leftists have essentially devolved to the Infantile stage of reasoning and logic.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 02:04 PM (FxuSu)

267 260 "They cheated, okay? It's impossible for voters to vote for two different parties at different levels of the ballot."

I remember one of the datapoints to come out of the 2020 PA election was that Biden had a massive number of ballots that voted for him and no other office.

Obviously some people do in fact do that, but I believe there were 30X as many Biden only votes as Trump only votes.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)

I still laugh when I remember how whats-her-face, the woman candidate, demanded a recount in...Detroit?...and the number of votes in quite a few precincts exceeded the number of voters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 02:05 PM (l3cgK)

268 > Was he stabbed by another muzzie?

Doesn't look like it. The attacker is Peter Michael Larsen. He stabbed the Muslim kiosk guy 19 times and reportedly told police he intended to kill the man because he's Muslim.

http://tiny.cc/rcs6101

Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 02:05 PM (mkw2N)

269 I have this recollection when Megyn Kelly (when she was at Fox) was uncovering this with early John Solomon, Victoria Toensing, and that other reporter-girl -- can't remember her name, she was good -- anyway, all these revelations coming out that Hillary had never even signed these required forms that indicated "I have read the above rules and understand" blah-blah.

Posted by: Biden's flickering brain at July 15, 2026 02:03 PM (mmrXZ)
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If she was stacked, that was Sarah Carter. Trump's current "Drug Czar".

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:06 PM (HcfrK)

270 Trump and John James both got f-curves with 3AM dumps, and a site that was supposed to be closed for the night.

First: The Atlanta election office is closed for the night due to a water main break - go home Republican observers

Then: Every other battleground state also said they were no longer counting for some reason...go home Republican observers

Come the morning: Well look at the that Biden got basically all the votes we counted over night. Shame those Republican observers decided to go home instead of seeing our totally fair count!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)

271 I still laugh when I remember how whats-her-face, the woman candidate, demanded a recount in...Detroit?...and the number of votes in quite a few precincts exceeded the number of voters.


Jill Stein

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:06 PM (j+aD2)

272 Was he stabbed by another muzzie?

Doesn't look like it. The attacker is Peter Michael Larsen. He stabbed the Muslim kiosk guy 19 times and reportedly told police he intended to kill the man because he's Muslim.

http://tiny.cc/rcs6101
Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 02:05 PM (mkw2N)

Is "turnabout is fair play" a legal defense in Utah?

Posted by: Probably not, I'm guessing at July 15, 2026 02:06 PM (TbWk/)

273 Posted by: Biden's flickering brain
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The specific statute in question does not require intent to prove a crime, simply that you took classified information and put it at risk which she did. The whole intent search was a blinder.

A poor navy sob went to prison for taking some pictures of his sub.

A US Navy sailor was sentenced on Friday to a year in prison for taking photos of classified areas inside a nuclear attack submarine while it was in port in Connecticut.

Kristian Saucier, of Arlington, Vermont, appeared in federal court in Bridgeport, where a judge also ordered him to serve six months of home confinement with electronic monitoring during a three-year period of supervised release after the prison time. He pleaded guilty in May to unauthorized detention of defense information and had faced five to six years in prison under federal sentencing guidelines.

Saucier admitted to taking six photos of classified areas inside the USS Alexandria in 2009 when it was in Groton and he was a 22-year-old machinist mate on the submarine.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

274
In other words, it isn’t true, because we said so. Leftists have essentially devolved to the Infantile stage of reasoning and logic.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 02:04 PM (FxuSu)
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They called it. No backsies--infinity!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:07 PM (HcfrK)

275 Doesn't look like it. The attacker is Peter Michael Larsen. He stabbed the Muslim kiosk guy 19 times and reportedly told police he intended to kill the man because he's Muslim.


"I don't think so mate"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 02:07 PM (j+aD2)

276 Doesn't look like it. The attacker is Peter Michael Larsen. He stabbed the Muslim kiosk guy 19 times and reportedly told police he intended to kill the man because he's Muslim.


Obviously we need to look into the root causes that led to this unfortunate event and consider that the nominal victim might have engaged in hate speech.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

277 In Connecticut it's only like 87 and all that smoke from Canada is blocking the sun. It's hot but it didn't get as hot as they said it would due to the blocked sun. I can smell the smoke though and it's messing with the asthma.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 15, 2026 02:07 PM (2noDb)

278 Well, what percentage of CA's votes are valid ballots cast by an American citizen? The left argues all of them right up until something like the SAVE act comes up at which point they argue it would kick millions off the voter rolls.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

Most of them, or they would not have to spend months post election to rig some US Congress and LA Mayor votes in the crudest fashion.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 02:07 PM (uhVAy)

279 > 227 So, All the networks can refuse to carry the speech with no repercussions?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 01:53 PM (Bw1/o)

Yeah, pretty much. Same as a newspaper can refuse to print a speech with no repercussions.

The FCC controls broadcasting, not content creation.

Threatening "licenses" is a non-starter. The local stations (which again, now have an audience that is a rounding error anyway) have licenses, but they're not the ones who set network policy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 02:08 PM (IG3/x)

280 Victoria Toensing

Posted by: Biden's flickering brain
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You might be interested in knowing her husband, DiGenova is the one running the grand juries in the Southern District of Florida looking into the whole rotten Mar A Lago raid and what preceded it.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)

281 227 So, All the networks can refuse to carry the speech with no repercussions?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

This.

Didn't the Supremes just rule Trump could bitchslap the FCC?

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 02:08 PM (Y8DZL)

282 Come the morning: Well look at the that Biden got basically all the votes we counted over night. Shame those Republican observers decided to go home instead of seeing our totally fair count!
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)
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That was before they locked R observers out after lunch the next day.

Dems love themselves some accountability.... said Satan.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 02:08 PM (HcfrK)

283 A muzzie working at a kiosk at a Utah mall was stabbed because of his "religion"

i sure hope this does not cause riots.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 01:59 PM (/QHx4)

Was he stabbed by another muzzie?
Posted by: jim


No. By a guy named Peter Michael Larson.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 02:09 PM (mISmA)

284 And no one could find any written rules or laws that stated what was supposed to happen if papers were missing or not signed

Are you fucking high? TryTitle 18 USC

Comey had a press conference that pointed all this out, making sure everyone knew she was guilty as hell, but . nobody would dare do anything, because she was gonna “win” the election.

I sort of figured she should have been arrested whilst attending the 2016 swearing in ceremony. In hindsight, there is no question.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 02:09 PM (FxuSu)

285 *yawn*

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 02:09 PM (UjdFS)

286
You might be interested in knowing her husband, DiGenova is the one running the grand juries in the Southern District of Florida looking into the whole rotten Mar A Lago raid and what preceded it.
Posted by: whig

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Yup, I know. I'm hoping for results.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (mmrXZ)

287 I still laugh when I remember how whats-her-face, the woman candidate, demanded a recount in...Detroit?...and the number of votes in quite a few precincts exceeded the number of voters.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 02:05 PM (l3cgK)

This is pretty common in inner city precincts where they 'hold the polls open' past closing time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

288 I looked at election results precinct by precinct in Philly after the 2024 election. There were many, many precincts were 100% of the vote was for Kerry.

Not one vote for Shrub, or the libertarians, green party, or even the free drugs party.

And we just pretend this sort of thing is a believable outcome...Not 80%. Not 90%. Hell not even the 99% dictators normally claim. 100%.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

289 Nood thread.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (d0hH6)

290
Thank you. Curiosity satisfied.

Posted by: Dandalo at July 15, 2026 01:58 PM (3QsZU)



I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (2YhKe)

291 So, what?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (2Ez/1)

292 Oops meant 2004 not 2024.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

293 Here's what will happen



Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (ZxPkt)

294 I wonder if they named their cheating operation "Waterbreak"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (n5tGW)

295 Does anybody need me?

I can log back on later in the day and check.

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says Nothing Will Happen at July 15, 2026 02:11 PM (HcfrK)

296 Not one vote for Shrub, or the libertarians, green party, or even the free drugs party.

And we just pretend this sort of thing is a believable outcome...Not 80%. Not 90%. Hell not even the 99% dictators normally claim. 100%.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

People wouldn't vote for their mother at 95 percent.

Registered Democrats vote GOP or others about 15 percent of the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 02:12 PM (uhVAy)

297
Doesn't look like it. The attacker is Peter Michael Larsen. He stabbed the Muslim kiosk guy 19 times and reportedly told police he intended to kill the man because he's Muslim.

http://tiny.cc/rcs6101
Posted by: bonhomme at July 15, 2026 02:05 PM (mkw2N)



*peaks at jar of f*cks*

*determines they should be saved*

*gives no f*cks*


Yep. Can't. Reaped.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 02:13 PM (2YhKe)

298
Are you fucking high? TryTitle 18 USC

Comey had a press conference that pointed all this out, making sure everyone knew she was guilty as hell, but . nobody would dare do anything, because she was gonna “win” the election.

I sort of figured she should have been arrested whilst attending the 2016 swearing in ceremony. In hindsight, there is no question.
Posted by: Common Tater

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No, I'm not high, I'm not talking about the emails or the SCIF mishandlings.

There was another damn form, can't remember, that we were waiting for breathlessly, and then Toensing found Hillary's... and it was unsigned. Or something like that. And everyone in their right mind was furious to discover that that line "I understand that failing to provide full and accurate information could subject me to criminal prosecution" on a fucking job application didn't appear on these federal forms.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:14 PM (mmrXZ)

299 That is a great site! Just like looking at the local jail roster to see if anyone you know is on it. And so much diversity!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2026 02:15 PM (bkuEU)

300 I stand with all the Muslim leaders who call out their own group when they attack whites and Jews in calling out this probable liberal.

I'm up here all alone.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 02:15 PM (uhVAy)

301 In other words, it isn’t true, because we said so. Leftists have essentially devolved to the Infantile stage of reasoning and logic.
Posted by: Common Tater
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If you believe something long enough, it becomes fact.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 02:23 PM (XeU6L)

302 That is a great site! Just like looking at the local jail roster to see if anyone you know is on it. And so much diversity!
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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To reiterate : https://www.dhs.gov/wow

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)

303
I wash cli, cli, cccl, limbing Jacobs l,l,l,l,adder and I fell off

Posted by: Tuttering Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 02:29 PM (S+j2h)

304 NOT RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA??!! 😲😞 Y'all are just despicable & J6ers.

Posted by: Hillary the C at July 15, 2026 04:59 PM (NFX2v)

305 Now it's much easier to tie the intentional release of the China flu to the destruction of the US through mass invasion, and exposure of the US government China-patsies - i.e. the military under Milley and Austin - that actually allowed the Chinese spy-balloon full overflight of the entire US. My bet is it wasn't just one.

Posted by: apb at July 16, 2026 09:56 AM (aFPqY)

Jack Smith Shredded the Constitution to Spy on Republican Congressmen, Then Repeatedly Lied About It Under Oath

Congressional speech, including phone calls and text messages, are protected against subpoenas by the Speech and Debate Clause.

There is a bullshit way around this. The DOJ will sometimes seize these messages anyway but they first go to a "Filter Team" to make sure that nothing in the messages is protected by the Speech and Debate Clause. If a message falls into that category, it's not passed on to prosecutors.

But Jack Smith said "YOLO" and just read all the messages he wanted to read, without any Filter Team clearing them first.

And of course, 90% of those he illegally, unconstitutionally spied on were Republican congressmen.



Newly released records reveal that Special Counsel Jack Smith's team bypassed mandatory protocols to secretly access the private text messages of 44 members of Congress during the probe into President Donald Trump, the Justice Department confirmed Tuesday.

The disclosure, confirmed by records released by the Senate Judiciary Committee, has become a major constitutional flashpoint.

As lawmakers confront the reality that their private communications were accessed without following established filter protocols, the inquiry is igniting a broader debate over the separation of powers between the executive branch and the legislative body.

"Communications from Members of Congress pertaining to their official legislative duties are protected from criminal prosecution under the Constitution's Speech or Debate Clause," the Senate Judiciary's press release said.

The Speech or Debate Clause of the U.S. Constitution (Article I, Section 6) serves as a check on executive power and is designed to prevent members of Congress from being "questioned in any other Place," ensuring they cannot be subjected to the scrutiny of the Justice Department or the judicial branch for their legislative acts.

Yet DOJ records released to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, reveal that former Special Counsel Jack Smith's team reviewed the texts of 44 members of Congress, including 40 Republicans and four Democrats, during the investigation into President Donald Trump.

..

"This is a blatant abuse of power, and exactly what our Founders warned about," Senator Rand Paul, R-Ky., also wrote on X. Paul also called out Jack Smith, where, during a December 2025 congressional deposition when he was asked under oath whether his team had reviewed the content of text messages belonging to members of Congress, he answered, "No."

...


While the Filter Team's purpose was to prevent investigators from the Special Counsel's Office and the FBI from accessing privileged materials among records obtained, evidence shows that investigators bypassed this, potentially infringing on constitutional guardrails, according to the release.

..

The phones were associated with a long list of officials serving in the White House during President Trump's first term, including Trump himself, as well as Stephen Miller, Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Peter Navarro, the president's daughter Ivanka Trump, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows and former Vice President Mike Pence.

Smith's investigative team downloaded and began reviewing the texts without waiting for the Filter Team's evaluation.

...

Meanwhile, the scope of this investigative overreach has been igniting sharp backlash on Capitol Hill.

...

Missouri Senator Josh Hawley also slammed the findings of the DOJ records, writing on X, "Joe Biden's DOJ not only tapped my phone; I just learned they ILLEGALLY obtained my texts with members of President Trump's administration," adding, "Everyone involved needs to be PROSECUTED."

Lawmakers are now calling for a full-scale investigation into the breach, decrying what Senator Ron Johnson described as the "Biden administration's weaponization of the Justice Department." At the core of their concerns is whether the government has prioritized its investigative reach over constitutional restraints.

David Strom adds that Smith has always been a notoriously partisan operator who could be counted on to break the law to advance the interests of the Democrat Party -- which is precisely why Merrick Garland broke the law to appoint him.

Jack Smith, the illegally appointed Special Prosecutor whom Biden's Justice Department sicced on Donald Trump, is a perjurer.

That should surprise nobody; for years now it has been obvious that he is a partisan hack with a burning desire to take down Donald Trump, which is why the Justice Department violated its own rules (eventually destroying their case) in order to appoint him. They knew they could count on him to break any rule, tell any lie, and cross every ethical boundary to get his man.

Learn to code. In a prison classroom.

The criminal Jack Smith perjured himself, telling Congress he had not read any messages. And he told this lie repeatedly.


Flashback: Jack Smith lied in a warrant to keep his spying secret, telling corrupt Judge Boasberg that Ted Cruz (among others) would shred evidence if the law were followed and they were alerted they were being illegally spied upon.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:09 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:08 PM (X0axn)

2 Meh

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (Q/FnY)

3 Bury him under the jail

My fear is the usual.........Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (X0axn)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (NcvvS)

5 The doj can charge him if they want to, the problem is he will never be found guilty by a DC jury.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 12:10 PM (0N4FZ)

6 Forget it, Jake. It's Washington, DC

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 15, 2026 12:10 PM (VVQO9)

7 Using the justice system to go after political enemies who just happened to break laws in the pursuit of justice against you is political grandstanding and dangerous to the precedent that Democrats get to commit crimes while Republicans get prosecuted for non-crimes.

That's not an America I want to live in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:10 PM (GKzf4)

8 Shit, I read it as jack smith got shredded. Here I was ready to pour a drink.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:11 PM (S41Gd)

9 He should be hanged by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:11 PM (X0axn)

10 Seriously, who is this Jack Smith guy? That name is so fake carnies in East Poughkeepsie are laughing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 12:11 PM (diia5)

11 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (0sNs1)

12 I still dream of this guy being frog marched out on camera, booked and held without bail until the completion of his fair trial which results in his being convicted and sentenced to death by hanging (a pay per view event).






Because I'm a dreamer.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (gxokI)

13 Depends on what the definition of spying is; protecting democracy is not spying.

Posted by: Accomack at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (lI3m5)

14 "December 2025: Jack Smith swore under oath that he didn't spy on text messages belonging to members of Congress."


He wasn't lying under oath he was telling the truth, it was his team that was spying on congress, not him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (0N4FZ)

15 we're going to learn his actual name is Bulbagoon Mekkaslakka one day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (diia5)

16 can they just drop the file on this guy? you know he's a demonic perv

come on IC do something good for a change

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 12:13 PM (j+aD2)

17 He did it for the children.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 12:13 PM (Cqx++)

18
The Sunny Balwani of the DOJ, cruising people's inboxes like it was Twitter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:14 PM (mmrXZ)

19 This man does unwelcome damage to the good name of Smith!

Posted by: Mister Smith Esq. of Smith, Smith and Smith at July 15, 2026 12:14 PM (fapp/)

20 Shit, I read it as jack smith got shredded. Here I was ready to pour a drink.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:11 PM


Tanned. Rested. Ready when you are!

Posted by: Morbark Wood Chippers at July 15, 2026 12:14 PM (0sNs1)

21 Shit, I read it as jack smith got shredded. Here I was ready to pour a drink.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:11 PM (S41Gd)



I'm hoping a shredder round gets used at some point.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:14 PM (X0axn)

22 Ah, shoot! Not even 20th!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 15, 2026 12:15 PM (GMWTj)

23 Depends on what the definition of spying is; protecting democracy is not spying.
Posted by: Accomack at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (lI3m5)


We would also allow "fighting fascism".

Posted by: Hawaiian judges at July 15, 2026 12:15 PM (pBJ6M)

24 Prosecute the sumbitch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 12:15 PM (oIb/z)

25 Let me guess: nothing will happen.

Posted by: It never does at July 15, 2026 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)

26 So many idle woodchippers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:16 PM (wOO3z)

27 A look into the future:

Jack Smith is indicted on charges related to the Mar-a-Lago raid.

"Doesn't matter. He's not Biden. This is nothing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:16 PM (GKzf4)

28 My fear is the usual.........Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM


* fistbump *

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at July 15, 2026 12:16 PM (0sNs1)

29
He wasn't lying under oath he was telling the truth, it was his team that was spying on congress, not him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (0N4FZ)



And I'm sure he had no idea they were doing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:16 PM (X0axn)

30 Yeah, I'm not sure we'll see "justice" in this case. A justice will hear it, but that's about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 12:17 PM (jehhT)

31 It would be nice (for once, at least) to see these cocksuckers hang.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 12:17 PM (bNASa)

32 He's giving us a bad name.

Posted by: The John Jacob Jingleheimers at July 15, 2026 12:17 PM (2Ez/1)

33 Scumbag Democrat prosecutors have free reign to do as they please.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 15, 2026 12:17 PM (Q/FnY)

34 Since Jack Smith was fighting fascism, racism, and Trump it's probably OK that he assumed powers not given him and acted unilaterally.

Posted by: President James Boasberg at July 15, 2026 12:18 PM (oIb/z)

35 And I'll need some sort of explanation as to why Lord God King Boasberg hasn't been brought up on charges as well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:18 PM (X0axn)

36 Vermeer makes a nice chipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:18 PM (wOO3z)

37 Yeah, I'm not sure we'll see "justice" in this case. A justice will hear it, but that's about it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 12:17 PM (jehhT)
__

Oh, there will be justice.

Just not man's version of it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:18 PM (/0H7F)

38 Jack Smith Shredded the Constitution to Spy on Republican Congressmen, Then Repeatedly Lied About It Under Oath

He told all his beach friends that he'd spied on them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)

39 Rope in Boasberg as an accomplice.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 15, 2026 12:18 PM (cEXJj)

40 I'm sure the DOJ will be right on it...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 15, 2026 12:19 PM (ggBwK)

41 "Learn to code. In a prison classroom."

No. In a prison shower in between Big Tex and Big Tyrone.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

42 40 I'm sure the DOJ will be right on it...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 15, 2026 12:19 PM (ggBwK)

======

The same DOJ that got John Bolton to plead guilty and pay $2 million?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:20 PM (GKzf4)

43 Ahem. There is a quiet way out of this.

Posted by: Mitch Rapp at July 15, 2026 12:20 PM (oIb/z)

44 >>He wasn't lying under oath he was telling the truth, it was his team that was spying on congress, not him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (0N4FZ)


>>And I'm sure he had no idea they were doing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:16 PM

The Mueller Defense.

Posted by: huerfano at July 15, 2026 12:21 PM (VJX5o)

45 This shit is how Star Chambers begin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:21 PM (wOO3z)

46 You know another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, racist, genocidal movie that's really good? The Searchers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 12:21 PM (ndZc7)

47 Manufacture some evidence that he also spied on Democrats and put the actual evidence of their perversions out there... and you'll see this guy swing by the end of the week.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 12:22 PM (jehhT)

48 I'm a Morbark man, but let's not quibble about 'oo makes the best wood chipper.

Rather, let us reach out across the aisle and agree that wood chippers are an elegant solution to a pressing problem.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 12:22 PM (0sNs1)

49 The Mueller Defense.
Posted by: huerfano

Drunk?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:22 PM (wOO3z)

50 >>> He wasn't lying under oath he was telling the truth, it was his team that was spying on congress, not him.

The libs told us repeatedly it's not the crime, it's the cover up.

To paraphrase the Producers: we find the defendants INCREDIBLY guilty. He clearly broke laws. What are they gonna actually do about it?

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 12:22 PM (gWBY1)

51 Jack Smith? The Jack Smith who while working for the The International Criminal Court on war crimes in the Yugoslav civil war managed to get very large allegations of taking bribes to fix cases, and allegations of bringing cases against individuals to get offered bribes to make them go away? That Jack Smith?

Why this is such an amazing coincidence!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)

52 Afternoon Ace.
I'd like to see Smith prosecuted but it would be a waste of time in DC. Maybe the Florida investigation by the Feds will do it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (m2wmY)

53 Yeah, I'm not sure we'll see "justice" in this case. A justice will hear it, but that's about it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 12:17 PM (jehhT)
_____

People said the same thing about Bolton. The key thing here is that he lied in 2025. That's well within the statute of limitations.

The problem with 99% of the Trump 1.0-era stuff is the SoL has long run. There's nothing anyone can do about that.

I think it's 50-50 that the loathsome Jack Smith gets indicted. It seems like they're setting the stage for it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

54 Ace posts a new thread, and I get a half-second power bump that reboots my computer. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (1z8ji)

55
>>evidence shows that investigators bypassed this [filter team]

Are Jack Smith's fingerprints on this "bypassing"?

If not: I had no idea! Of course I would never have looked at these records if I had known. Ask that dastardly Filter Team. I'm angry!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (mmrXZ)

56 50 >>> He wasn't lying under oath he was telling the truth, it was his team that was spying on congress, not him.

The libs told us repeatedly it's not the crime, it's the cover up.

To paraphrase the Producers: we find the defendants INCREDIBLY guilty. He clearly broke laws. What are they gonna actually do about it?

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 12:22 PM (gWBY1)

=======

That only works when there's a petulant senior manager who got passed over for a promotion in the FBI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (GKzf4)

57 No criminal intent. Move on.

Posted by: Hillary C. at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (J4Dwc)

58 It’s not like he said pussy.

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (fDlbo)

59 Wake me when something happens to Mr. Smith, like an indictment in DC Federal District Court.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (pZ64F)

60
former Special Counsel Jack Smith's team reviewed the texts of 44 members of Congress, including 40 Republicans and four Democrats, during the investigation into President Donald Trump.




But it was BIPARTISAN spying!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (y9nCu)

61 53 People said the same thing about Bolton. The key thing here is that he lied in 2025. That's well within the statute of limitations.

The problem with 99% of the Trump 1.0-era stuff is the SoL has long run. There's nothing anyone can do about that.

I think it's 50-50 that the loathsome Jack Smith gets indicted. It seems like they're setting the stage for it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

=======

1. The Uniparty looks after it's own. It's both party's establishments, and they will look after each other. Bolton is a major part of that, which is why Mitch got Trump to put Bolton on his staff in Trump 1.0.

2. Bolton isn't Uniparty. He's a Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:24 PM (GKzf4)

62 I don't want jail any more for these people. I want them given the option of exile or eating a bullet.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 12:24 PM (RjOoY)

63 The criminal Jack Smith perjured himself, telling Congress he had not read any messages.

I didn't read any messages. My team read the messages and then passed on paraphrased snippets they thought I might enjoy. So, when I said that I hadn't read the messages, I was answering for myself and not the team that I headed. Totally innocent. -- Jack Smith

I concur and bar any further persecution of this selfless individual. -- His Majesty, Judge Boasberg, First of His Name

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

64 59 Wake me when something happens to Mr. Smith, like an indictment in DC Federal District Court.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (pZ64F)

========

He'll probably be indicted in the Northern Florida district where the grand jury has been convened since January looking at evidence of the government's conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his rights.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:25 PM (GKzf4)

65 Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary! at July 15, 2026 12:25 PM (yseh0)

66 So much dismantling to do.

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS)

67 movie that's really good? The Searchers.
Duke finds Natalie Wood at Griffith Park Bronson quarry.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (Kt19C)

68 "Depends on what the definition of spying is; protecting democracy is not spying."

Our precious democracy also needs to be able to pull candidates after they trounce their opponents in the primaries.

There are a few other things that are vital to a healthy democracy - can't think of them, though. Maybe the Horde can help me out here?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (GMWTj)

69 The doj can charge him if they want to, the problem is he will never be found guilty by a DC jury.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 12:10 PM (0N4FZ)


Which is why it's handy that he'd be likely to be prosecuted in Florida.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

70 Willowed:
>> Libtards come in 2 classes, ebt poor or uber daddy rich.
Posted by: Carpetbaggers and Scalawags

There is a third, and in some ways they are the worst. They are the ones that are productive, hardworking Americans, and on paper and in their daily lives live like a conservative. Fiscally responsible. But they latch onto every woke cause possible, virtue signal every leftist talking point, and often raise the uber daddy rich kids.

A lot of first gen immigrant Asian and Indian families I grew up with were this way, as were blue collar kids who went to college and got white collar jobs. They benefit the most from capitalism and the American dream, and yet then teach their kids to believe it's evil. While living like a conservative. Crazy subversive. The hardest to dismiss because they are smart, should know better and be more self aware.

These were the ones Spencer Pratt was trying to appeal to the most. Hard working libs who buy into the lies, but at some point, the reality about how bad liberal policies actually are, and how it's destroying the cities they love, and might finally red pill them.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (gWBY1)

71 Not Guilty!

Posted by: Kunta Kinte Jackson Brown at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (qC81n)

72
66 So much dismantling to do.

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS)

=======

"Trump is no different from a Democrat. He's no making any changes at all. Yes, Kamala would have also decreased federal employment to its lowest levels since the 1960s."
-"conservative" influencers on X

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (GKzf4)

73 Remember this was all going on concurrently with the Congressional J6 star chamber truth commission.

He was fishing for info and crimes for them as much as he was going after Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (mPXxA)

74 Vermeer makes a nice chipper.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:18 PM (wOO3z)


Good to hear he's broadened his horizons beyond painting.

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (pBJ6M)

75 72% of Democrats did NOT mind voting for a Neo-NAZI rapist.

However they draw the line at allowing someone to run that might lose to the Republican incumbent

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

76 >>> That only works when there's a petulant senior manager who got passed over for a promotion in the FBI.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (GKzf4)

Sorry TMJ, my bad! I forgot for a minute how DC works.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (gWBY1)

77 69 The doj can charge him if they want to, the problem is he will never be found guilty by a DC jury.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 12:10 PM (0N4FZ)

Which is why it's handy that he'd be likely to be prosecuted in Florida.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

========

It's interesting that that Olympian who messed with the reflecting pool got indicted by a DC grand jury.

That grand jury was letting leftists off for literally every single bit of "protest" no matter what for more than a year.

I wonder if the grand jury pool has shifted in the last few months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (GKzf4)

78 >>2. Bolton isn't Uniparty. He's a Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:24 PM

GOPe, the ones with special dispensation, usually.

Posted by: huerfano at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (VJX5o)

79 "Ya say that rock-ribbed conservatives get elected to Congress then suddenly start voting along with Democrats? And this happens a lot? Huh. I wonder what could be going on."

-- A silly man

Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (0MjtC)

80 Judges were signing off on this.
Every step of the way.

The Restore America Agenda:
- end the fake voting filibuster
- pass the SAVE Act
- ban birthright citizenship for children of illegals
- defund the judiciary

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (3cUTc)

81 I still remember when the FNM told us Trump was lying about being wiretapped...because the government was just electronically listening into his conversations.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

82 Zombie toddler.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZG6cxxX1rg&t=10s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (ndZc7)

83 >>>I don't want jail any more for these people. I want them given the option of exile or eating a bullet.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 12:24 PM (RjOoY)

The Path of Exile is fraught with danger...

Posted by: 500 hours on Path of Exile 2 at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (SwyyQ)

84 A 65AM raid on that miscreant's home with about 50 submachine-gun wielding FBI agents seems in order.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (xAP/Y)

85 76 >>> That only works when there's a petulant senior manager who got passed over for a promotion in the FBI.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (GKzf4)

Sorry TMJ, my bad! I forgot for a minute how DC works.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (gWBY1)

========

Mark Felt just did it for the people!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (GKzf4)

86 Talk is cheap. Make Smith pay the price or STFU.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (rJ48h)

87 He'll probably be indicted in the Northern Florida district where the grand jury has been convened since January looking at evidence of the government's conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his rights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:25 PM (GKzf4)


I'm thinking that won't go as well for Mr. Smith as an indictment in DC or NY would...

Posted by: Maryland Man at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (FtULh)

88 Politicians deserve *less* privacy than the average American. Some of those 44 certainly belong in prison.

it should be a lower standard to investigate an elected official than a private citizen. Don't like it? Don't run for office. If you're in office you need to be above reproach, it unironically should be a job where "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear."

Republican politicians love acting like something that is routinely done to average Americans, that they sanction, is appalling because it's done to them

All my work emails are on the company server that HR can review at any time. IGs should be able to monitor all of it.

Lol Jack Smith doesn’t care and I’m sure he isn’t intimidated in the slightest. Hold him accountable for what? They’re so petty and vindictive

Republicans are used to dealing with maliciously weak and incompetent democrats. They literally cannot imagine the pushback someone competent like Smith is capable of.

Chuck Grassley is a traitor who planned to disrupt the certification of Biden if Pence was “unavailable”.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (HOltd)

89 Afternoon Ace.
I'd like to see Smith prosecuted but it would be a waste of time in DC. Maybe the Florida investigation by the Feds will do it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:23 PM (m2wmY)

Find some pretext to ship him to Gitmo to be interrogated. He dies of an aneurysm while being gently cajoled to confess, as Yoko Ono albums are played on loop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (1z8ji)

90
I'm thinking that won't go as well for Mr. Smith as an indictment in DC or NY would...
Posted by: Maryland Man at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (FtULh)


Off sock/

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 12:29 PM (FtULh)

91 I meant well.

Posted by: Jack Smith at July 15, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

92 You get a wire tap! And you get a wire tap! And you get a...

Posted by: Oprahpottamus at July 15, 2026 12:29 PM (wOO3z)

93 He'll probably be indicted in the Northern Florida district where the grand jury has been convened since January looking at evidence of the government's conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his rights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Can we haz Alligator Alcatraz?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 15, 2026 12:30 PM (cEXJj)

94 91 I meant well.

Posted by: Jack Smith


Narrator: He did not, in fact, mean well.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

95 "Ya say that rock-ribbed conservatives get elected to Congress then suddenly start voting along with Democrats? And this happens a lot? Huh. I wonder what could be going on."

Yeah I mean I'm the most severely conservative conservative ever and like I've never seen that.

One second...

/Talks into phone

I see I see...the pictures you have of me say to table that vote? Well, uh, ok then.

/Hangs up phone

Sorry I have to go severely conservativate congress BRB...

Posted by: Denis Hastert at July 15, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

96 Politicians deserve *less* privacy than the average American.

Broken clock, blind squirrel.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 12:30 PM (RjOoY)

97 Oh, there's John Solomon. I doubt many here think anything will come of this, but if you see him, you can go ahead and scratch it off the list of things that will happen. Over the ladt #FiveHundredWeeks, that guy has released more Krakens than ten Zeuses put together.

The hopium business has been berry, berry good to him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:31 PM (BI5O2)

98 It's interesting that that Olympian who messed with the reflecting pool got indicted by a DC grand jury.

That grand jury was letting leftists off for literally every single bit of "protest" no matter what for more than a year.

I wonder if the grand jury pool has shifted in the last few months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (GKzf4)


Or they thought that Trump will leave but the reflecting pool will stay and this asshat was fucking with 'their' shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)

99 So… Congress. Do something about it.

Posted by: High tech at July 15, 2026 12:31 PM (37cEZ)

100
I'm sure the DOJ will be right on it...
Posted by: Brewingfrog
==========

In a world where laws regulating the conduct of Our Betters were enforced, there would be HARD software guards against the harvested texts being released to anyone without being approved by the "Filter Team." It wouldn't just be an administrative thing where someone looks over the paperwork and says "Okay, box checked [or not], send it to the boss."

I don't think the octogenarians on any committee would think to ask, though.

Maybe I'm thinking too far ahead on this, but I've never worked in an environment where the boss could proceed with something so improper. I mean fucking Microsoft Project ffs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:31 PM (mmrXZ)

101 I'm sure a DC jury will get right to punishing Smith for spying on the GOP.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 15, 2026 12:31 PM (oCS0o)

102 it should be a lower standard to investigate an elected official than a private citizen. Don't like it? Don't run for office. If you're in office you need to be above reproach, it unironically should be a job where "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.
---------

LOL

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:32 PM (jqCWg)

103 Bolton isn't Uniparty. He's a Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Wrong. He's a choad juggling statist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 12:32 PM (diia5)

104 The Path of Exile is fraught with danger...
Posted by: 500 hours on Path of Exile 2 at July 15, 2026 12:28 PM (SwyyQ)

*cough* Nerd.
-not wanting to say how many hours I have between 1 and 2

I am enjoying 2, even though it is a bit limited at the moment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2026 12:32 PM (mPXxA)

105 But is there a criminal statute for violating the constitutional rights of citizens?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 12:32 PM (qFwJc)

106 So… Congress. Do something about it.
Posted by: High tech at July 15, 2026 12:31 PM (37cEZ)

*sips umbrella drink*

Posted by: Your represenative at July 15, 2026 12:33 PM (wOO3z)

107 No one would ever fight over a shared table...

@Breaking911 1m
United Airlines has unveiled a new Economy Plus seating option that guarantees a blocked middle seat, giving passengers extra space and a shared center table.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 12:33 PM (diia5)

108 103 Bolton isn't Uniparty. He's a Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wrong. He's a choad juggling statist.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Gargling! A choad gargling statist! How the hell would someone juggle choads?

Posted by: John Bolton at July 15, 2026 12:34 PM (HOltd)

109 Nothing will happen.

Oh, I’m guessing something will happen.

Posted by: They Always Punish the Whistleblower at July 15, 2026 12:34 PM (kYmoU)

110 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

========

It's interesting that that Olympian who messed with the reflecting pool got indicted by a DC grand jury.

That grand jury was letting leftists off for literally every single bit of "protest" no matter what for more than a year.

I wonder if the grand jury pool has shifted in the last few months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (GKzf4)
__________

The idiot didn't help himself by essentially admitting he did the crime. "Hey, I didn't rip out a piece of the pool. I only reached in and grabbed a piece of the pool and pulled it out.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

111 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZG6cxxX1rg&t=10s

Obviously the antichrist

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (Kt19C)

112 If you run for office you don't give up your rights as a citizen. That is abject fucking stupidity on every level I can imagine.

The whole point when you run for office or are in office is you are either "in" or "out". In neither case do your rights even come into it.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (jqCWg)

113 Gargling! A choad gargling statist! How the hell would someone juggle choads?
Posted by: John Bolton


Hey, AoSHQ is a classy place. I was trying to keep it classy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (diia5)

114 Imagine what would have happened if Trump had not won?

The Democrats have a long history of indicting Republicans on made-up, false and frivolous charges to remove them from the ballot.

Smith intended to indict any Republican who dared oppose the Democrats.
And he would have gotten a 100% conviction in the DC courts.

This was not just lawfare:
It was a judicially sponsored, encouraged and aided coup attempt against the Constitution.
Every judge who approved this investigation needs to have there entire office defunded--don't fuck around wasting time with impeachment. They can leave or they and their staff can work for free.
And every person who worked with Jack Smith needs to be charged and in prison.

This was not an "oppsie," this was intentional sedition against the people of the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

115 He'll probably be indicted in the Northern Florida district where the grand jury has been convened since January looking at evidence of the government's conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his rights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think it is the Southern District as the courthouses are in Ft. Pierce and Miami. Mar a Lago and the raid under false pretenses is there is why.

DiGenova is an experienced fed prosecutor and does not have a woman nor alcohol issue like Rudy.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:36 PM (E4rtv)

116 114 Imagine what would have happened if Trump had not won?

The Democrats have a long history of indicting Republicans on made-up, false and frivolous charges to remove them from the ballot.

Smith intended to indict any Republican who dared oppose the Democrats.
And he would have gotten a 100% conviction in the DC courts.

This was not just lawfare:
It was a judicially sponsored, encouraged and aided coup attempt against the Constitution.
Every judge who approved this investigation needs to have there entire office defunded--don't fuck around wasting time with impeachment. They can leave or they and their staff can work for free.
And every person who worked with Jack Smith needs to be charged and in prison.

This was not an "oppsie," this was intentional sedition against the people of the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

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"So, you mean it would be exactly like today! Just stay home and let Democrats win!"
-"conservative" influencers on X

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:36 PM (GKzf4)

117 115 He'll probably be indicted in the Northern Florida district where the grand jury has been convened since January looking at evidence of the government's conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his rights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think it is the Southern District as the courthouses are in Ft. Pierce and Miami. Mar a Lago and the raid under false pretenses is there is why.

DiGenova is an experienced fed prosecutor and does not have a woman nor alcohol issue like Rudy.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:36 PM (E4rtv)

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I looked it up once and thought Fr. Pierce was Northern Florida.

In my defense, I am an illiterate asshole.

Still, thanks for the correction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:37 PM (GKzf4)

118 former Special Counsel Jack Smith's team reviewed the texts of 44 members of Congress, including 40 Republicans and four Democrats, during the investigation into President Donald Trump
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You go where the crime is. Now excuse us as we tell the police to quit wearing bodycams.

Posted by: Liberal justice advocates at July 15, 2026 12:37 PM (yseh0)

119
So… Congress. Do something about it.
Posted by: High tech

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99, 100 -- Great minds!

One of the maddening things we discovered about those email CRIMES and other SCIF violations and just absolute dgaf activity in Hillary's Dept of State and everywhere else during the O-dministration was that violating written regulations carried NO PENALTY!! In fact, as I recall there were some papers that "had to" be filed before a person could commence their duties that weren't filed, weren't signed. Patrick Kennedy was the thug who maintained the chaos by simply refusing to follow the law and (I think) firing people who tried to. I remember that.

So no one ever got a little discipline into any of that? Or are they still using 5" floppy disks and MS-DOS?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:37 PM (mmrXZ)

120 So, Jack Smith CIA??

Follow, please..

William J. Burns served as the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) during the Biden administration.

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is an independent agency that reports directly to the Director of National Intelligence.

Avril Haines served as the Director of National Intelligence (DNI) throughout the entirety of the Biden administration, from January 2021 to January 2025.

Before stepping into the DNI role, she possessed significant national security experience, having served as the Deputy Director of the CIA and the Principal Deputy National Security Advisor during the Obama administration.

During their time together at the CIA, Avril Haines was under John Brennan.

The CIA spied on Senate staffers investigating the agency's post-9/11 interrogation and detention program.

In 2014, the internal CIA IG confirmed it. At the time, then-CIA Director John Brennan initially & furiously denied the allegations.

Detailed findings have been documented by EPIC & others.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 12:37 PM (NFX2v)

121 But is there a criminal statute for violating the constitutional rights of citizens?
Posted by: no one of any consequence


42 U.S.C. § 1983 - Civil action for deprivation of rights

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 12:38 PM (diia5)

122 This was not an "oppsie," this was intentional sedition against the people of the United States.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Intentional coup and sedition created by an overarching group of conspirators that generated multiple crimes along the way.

Democrat Mafia.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

123 122 This was not an "oppsie," this was intentional sedition against the people of the United States.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Intentional coup and sedition created by an overarching group of conspirators that generated multiple crimes along the way.

Democrat Mafia.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

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And probably continues to this day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:38 PM (GKzf4)

124 This was not an "oppsie," this was intentional sedition against the people of the United States.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)


I think you meant "Oopsie" But I really, really like the term "Oppsie" for "it was an oppsie"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 12:38 PM (rbvCR)

125 You should, if you haven’t already, understand the Democrats primary objective is to undermine the United States government. They will accomplish it by fraudulently being “elected” to office and then weaponizing the government against their political enemies.

It’s what they did during Covid. It’s what they did during Biden’s reign.

I really don’t know why people who have actually seen what they did, don’t believe them. It’s stunning.

These people should never see an elected office. Anywhere.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 15, 2026 12:38 PM (rkCBr)

126 It's a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:39 PM (wOO3z)

127 It was a judicially sponsored, encouraged and aided coup attempt against the Constitution.

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Yeah. We have a run rate of about one each year on these.

It wouldn't be America without them.

You could wrap up some dog turds with the Constitution, light it on fire, and leave it on someone's doorstep. It would have more importance in the moment when the hapless homeowner stomps it out than it has in living memory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:39 PM (BI5O2)

128 I can also guarantee that some certain Republicans knew this long ago.

Because they were being blackmailed by the Dems.

Now, who no longer has fear of losing reelection so that this information can be safely released?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 12:39 PM (3cUTc)

129 No controlling legal authority.

Oh, and "lockbox" just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Albert G. at July 15, 2026 12:39 PM (J4Dwc)

130 If ever there has been a need for hearings, this is it!

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (/Chlc)

131 OK...will add this to the endless list of things that nothing will ever be done about.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (3pFDI)

132 But is there a criminal statute for violating the constitutional rights of citizens?
Posted by: no one of any consequence

42 U.S.C. § 1983 - Civil action for deprivation of rights
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 12:38 PM (diia5)
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That's a civil (private) cause of action. There are indeed criminal statutes for violating (or conspiring to violate) someone's civil rights. Serious prison sentences too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

133 Just another welcome distraction to keep from passing the SAVE Act,

Posted by: DaveD at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (cuobQ)

134 I looked it up once and thought Fr. Pierce was Northern Florida.

In my defense, I am an illiterate asshole.

Still, thanks for the correction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Close enough. Judge Cannon is in titular charge of the grand jury but the DA for the district and DiGenova as a special advisor to the US DoJ in DC is there to run the grand juries.

Notice the absence of leaks.

Same going on in GA in the N. District of Georgia regarding the Fulton County steals. Radio silent on indictments.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

135 Tulsi dropped the dime on Fauci's crimes on the way out as DNI.
Media ignored it, and nothing will happen.
Jack Smith illegally tapped the phones and read the texts of members of Congress.
Media ignored it and nothing will happen.
Obama, Clapper, Brennan and Comey all conspired to pervert an IC finding to jump start the Russia hoax against Trump.
Media ignoring it and nothing will happen.
Trump's gonna lay out all the vote counting fraud, voting machine manipulation and other rigging of the 2020 election on Thursday night.
Media will ignore it and nothing will happen

Anybody see a pattern here?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (MNCvZ)

136 All the girls screaming "rape" and "abuse" at Gay Shit Nazi sure disappeared fast, eh?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

137 Meh, democrats doing democrat things and will continue because they never suffer any consequences.

R’s won’t do shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2026 12:42 PM (9Dr2X)

138 134 Close enough. Judge Cannon is in titular charge of the grand jury but the DA for the district and DiGenova as a special advisor to the US DoJ in DC is there to run the grand juries.

Notice the absence of leaks.

Same going on in GA in the N. District of Georgia regarding the Fulton County steals. Radio silent on indictments.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

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I believe there's a similar set up for Maricopa in Arizona as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:42 PM (GKzf4)

139 Well I'm shocked. Sheldon Whitehouse is being an asshole in the Blanche nomination hearing. At least he's consistent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:43 PM (m2wmY)

140

I wonder if the grand jury pool has shifted in the last few months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (GKzf4

They indicted him. As the saying goes: you can indict a ham sandwich.

They didn't convict him.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 15, 2026 12:43 PM (FxH7T)

141 Was Smith one of the ones to get the preemptive autopen pardon?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 12:43 PM (vTZFs)

142 Is it not possible for any Congressman to bring suit against Smith in their home state?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 12:43 PM (afJtY)

143 And probably continues to this day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Obstruction of government investigations certainly along with probably charges of lying to Congress, investigators, etc.

And I suspect financial crimes as well.

It is truly the Big Ugly.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

144 All the girls screaming "rape" and "abuse" at Gay Shit Nazi sure disappeared fast, eh?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Bimbo eruptions have halted for now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:44 PM (wOO3z)

145 140

I wonder if the grand jury pool has shifted in the last few months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:27 PM (GKzf4

They indicted him. As the saying goes: you can indict a ham sandwich.

They didn't convict him.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 15, 2026 12:43 PM (FxH7T)

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The problem was my earlier sentences. The DC Grand Jury was letting off every leftist protestor for every single crime without indictments. DC USA Perino couldn't get an indictment against any of these people to save her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:44 PM (GKzf4)

146 143 And probably continues to this day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Obstruction of government investigations certainly along with probably charges of lying to Congress, investigators, etc.

And I suspect financial crimes as well.

It is truly the Big Ugly.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

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And Democrats getting a slim House majority won't stop any of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:44 PM (GKzf4)

147 9 He should be hanged by the neck until dead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:11 PM (X0axn)

I've always liked the Young Guns II version of that quote:

Judge Bristol: "...and there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?"

Posted by: Nelly at July 15, 2026 12:44 PM (6+ehB)

148 And they wonder why a movie like Citizen Vigilante is so popular.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 12:45 PM (2WIwB)

149 142 Is it not possible for any Congressman to bring suit against Smith in their home state?
Posted by: Ben Had
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Congress critters travel quite a bit and yes, technically they could bring suit if their comms were intercepted in their home states. That is particular trouble for Jack but it is unclear whether or not Boasberg issued warrants (shipwreckedcrew is claiming something like this) covering these intercepts for Jack. If he did, then he is on the hook as well.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)

150 If ever there has been a need for hearings, this is it!
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (/Chlc)

Oh I'm sure there will be... Republicans will roll up their sleeves and DESTROY Jack Smith after OWNING him with FACTS and LOGIC. Andy McCarthy will explain how Jack Smith is an embarrassment to the most righteous people on earth - the DoJ. Training modules will be assigned with the fury of a thousand PowerPoints.

The hearings are the most tiresome part of this shit, even more than the ConInc media pandering.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)

151 120.

Avril Haines was under John Brennan...as in chain of command.

OTOH, one never knows for certain. Could have been under O, or even Joe. 🤷‍♀️

An absolutely fascinating life, she has had.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 12:46 PM (NFX2v)

152 There are no more $100 bills being drug through the trailer park.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:46 PM (wOO3z)

153 Wrong. He's a choad juggling statist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 12:32 PM (diia5)

Lovely. I just looked up choad juggling statist in the OED and there he was.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:46 PM (jqCWg)

154 @145 TJM, did you see the poll showing Whatley within 4 of Cooper in NC. I caught noise earlier for bringing up a poll but that seems to be good news this early

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:47 PM (m2wmY)

155 It's all super-secret you guys. Matters of national security.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 12:47 PM (sYM3s)

156
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

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It's just terrifying to contemplate what would have happened to American justice had Trump not won.

OT, but I also wonder about the difference in our daily lives. I guess everything would be 5% worse. Prices, crime rates, taxes, overall shabbiness of public spaces, homelessness, etc. A lot of people would barely notice.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:47 PM (mmrXZ)

157 I don’t believe government employees should enjoy those sorts of protections. No statute of limitations.

And you’re always under oath. Even the fucking mailman gets sworn in upon getting hired by the post office.

Nobody gets “sworn out”, you’re under oath 24/7/365 for the rest of your natural born days.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 12:47 PM (+hxeP)

158 Why didn't he get FISA warrants I wonder

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:47 PM (jqCWg)

159 Jack Smith, and the judges who aided him, may not have taken up arms and engaged in violent overthrow of the US government.

But what they were doing was no less dangerous and deadly.

They intended to decapitate and destroy the Republican Party, via indictments and prison.
To cement the Democrats into one-party rule forever.

They would have won the Presidency, indicted enough Republicans in Congress to take majorities and instantly would have:
- mandatory nationwide mail-in ballots to all registered voters and ranked choice voting in every federal election.
- expand the Supreme Court and pack it with 5 new Dem Justices
- add PR and DC as states
- wide open border

America and the Constitution would be dead.

And the Boomer GOPe?
"ha, ha. those rascals. they weren't serious. We can compromise and find common ground."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 12:48 PM (3cUTc)

160 Democrats - "we had to destroy democracy to save democracy."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 12:48 PM (2YbhL)

161 Jack Smith, waterboard for information then hang him.

Posted by: braenyard at July 15, 2026 12:48 PM (fNI17)

162 We would also allow "fighting fascism".
Posted by: Hawaiian judges at July 15, 2026 12:15 PM (pBJ6M)

Fascism of course meaning anything the progtards disagree with at any given moment.

Posted by: BASH THE FASH, THAT IS, ALL BUT US! at July 15, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

163 And Democrats getting a slim House majority won't stop any of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think the whole strategy of the Dems is like a cheating spouse--deny, deny, delay, deny, lawfare, deny, etc. etc.

They are hoping the public will lose interest and Trump will somehow be removed one way or another is my guess.

But, I think the CIA types will be the first to likely crack as they have soft hands and would not fare well in prison.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

164 154 @145 TJM, did you see the poll showing Whatley within 4 of Cooper in NC. I caught noise earlier for bringing up a poll but that seems to be good news this early

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:47 PM (m2wmY)

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I did.

A few things.

1. Polling in NC, especially in summer, is notoriously awful.

2. Cunningham was polling better against Tillis at the same time in 2020.

3. Registration changes greatly advantage Repubilcans.

4. Federal races tend to be more purely partisan than state level races (think Hogan in MD gov. vs. his senate race).

5. Cooper has issues stemming from Helene and crime (Ilyna).

6. Cooper, super popular governor with no downside, can't hit 50%.

Cooper is the underdog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:49 PM (GKzf4)

165 Avril Haines is now the president of the Carnegie Endowment for Peace. In government, out of government, in government, out of government. Never stops

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:50 PM (m2wmY)

166 None of this “I’m pleading the 5th on advice of my counsel”. Fuck that shit. You work for the government, too bad so sad.

These cunts also like to plead the 5th and then proceed to give a 15 minute speech in front of congress. The hell with that noise too.

Send ‘em to Gitmo. It ain’t Waterboarding ifn ya use Diesel

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 12:50 PM (+hxeP)

167 Training modules will be assigned with the fury of a thousand PowerPoints.

The hearings are the most tiresome part of this shit, even more than the ConInc media pandering.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)

Never underestimate the enervating effect of a two-hour long PowerPoint presentation.

Posted by: NO MORE! JUST KILL ME NOW! at July 15, 2026 12:51 PM (TbWk/)

168 Means justify the Ends, comrade tovarischshc!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 12:51 PM (GD0B3)

169 154 @145 TJM, did you see the poll showing Whatley within 4 of Cooper in NC. I caught noise earlier for bringing up a poll but that seems to be good news this early
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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This was always likely to be a close race--basically ignore polling and expert prognosticators before late August, early Sept. Likely voter screening goes up then instead of all adults (useless twattery) or registered voters (bad but not awful).

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

170
I wonder if the grand jury pool has shifted in the last few months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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What's the level of voter fraud in DC? Has Harmeet Dhillon cleaned any of it up? Cuz that's where the jury pool comes from. Has anyone who shouldn't have been voting ever turned up on a jury? Just wondering.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:51 PM (mmrXZ)

171 Andy McCarthy will explain how Jack Smith is an embarrassment an honorable straight-shooter and a credit to the most righteous people on earth - the DoJ.

Suggested edit.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 12:52 PM (vTZFs)

172 I see the Nothing Will Happen guys have already weighed in

okay
just checking

Posted by: Don Black, sole proprietor, Don Black's GoodAss BBQ and Foot Massage at July 15, 2026 12:52 PM (ZxPkt)

173 @169 whig, I generally pay no attention to polls but this one kind of surprised me that it was this close this early

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:53 PM (m2wmY)

174 Hanging's too good for Jack Smith.

Make him listen to Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 12:53 PM (2YbhL)

175 As for the current state of polling, remember the Dems just embarrassed themselves nationally to get rid of Platner even though the polls said he was ahead of Collins...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

176 Make him listen to Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 12:53 PM (2YbhL)

Ok Ilsa

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:53 PM (jqCWg)

177 In the days of O& Joe,

Former Senate staffers could not sue the CIA or John Brennan for searching their computers because of sovereign immunity. This legal doctrine shields the federal government and its officials acting in their official capacities from most civil lawsuits unless Congress has explicitly waived that immunity, which it has not for this type of constitutional tort.

Because the staffers could not pursue a lawsuit for damages, the resolution was handled politically and administratively rather than in the courts. The dispute was heavily framed as a constitutional issue.

Instead of individual legal action, Senate leaders handled the breach directly as an Intelligence Committee oversight dispute to protect the legislative branch's checks and balances over the executive branch.

And the DOJ declined to pursue.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 12:53 PM (NFX2v)

178 GOPe: Pull too hard on one thread and the whole thing will unravel.

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2026 12:54 PM (Q+gd/)

179 The ends justify the means, baby. It never changes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 12:54 PM (fZiTB)

180 A day in the life of a Christian Nationalist.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/KsTkHFrXqlk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 12:54 PM (ndZc7)

181 To expand a bit on TJM's comments, the rule of 50 is if an incumbent (or someone well known like Cooper as a quasi incumbent is in the race), is drawing less than 50 percent, then the race is winnable for the opponent. A known quantity has their information exposed at the get go, the challenger has their information revealed bit by bit.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

182 Hanging's too good for Jack Smith.

I still don't understand why we don't use left over clot shots as a means of execution.

Give someone a jab right into an artery and then put them on a treadmill until their heart explodes.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

183 I see the Nothing Will Happen guys have already weighed in

okay
just checking
Posted by: Don Black, sole proprietor, Don Black's GoodAss BBQ and Foot Massage at July 15, 2026 12:52 PM (ZxPkt)



Because no one of significant stature that has been actively violating the US Constitution has had one damn thing done to them, so forgive us for being skeptical this will actually lead to anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:55 PM (2YhKe)

184 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Interestingly, Jack Smith has been on a little PR tour of late to let everyone know how apolitical and non-partisan he is.

He chose famously apolitical, non-partisan media figures Nicolle Wallace and Jon Stewart to help him make the case.

https://tinyurl.com/265f8z6h

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

185 *waves to Anna and Ellipsis*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:55 PM (/0H7F)

186 I still don't understand why we don't use left over clot shots as a means of execution.

Give someone a jab right into an artery and then put them on a treadmill until their heart explodes.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

I'm thinking like 10 jabs and make them tread water with a cinder block.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 12:56 PM (wOO3z)

187
None of this “I’m pleading the 5th on advice of my counsel”. Fuck that shit. You work for the government, too bad so sad.

Posted by: Common Tater

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I've asked here why they get to do this. You get subpoenaed by Congress regarding your work for the people, you've got to give answers. How does the Fifth apply anyway? "nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself." It's not a criminal case -- yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:56 PM (mmrXZ)

188 Something could happen, but they better do their best for it before dems get some power back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 12:56 PM (n5tGW)

189 We need a special committee to study this!!

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2026 12:57 PM (SwyyQ)

190 "Derek Thompson
@DKThomp
2h
Some polling numbers

1. Mamdani beat Cuomo by 24 points among college voters and lost non-college by 22; a 46 point education divide

2. El-Sayed leads by 7 among college in this poll, down 22 among non-college; 29 point divide

3. Platner led by 37 points among Maine college voters in NYT polling, but was down 23 to Collins among non-college; 60 point divide (*general election, not primary numbers)

A lot of interpretive places to go with this. One is that—for now!—it seems the populist left revolution is creating a kind of leftwing party-within-the-party that might accentuate the benefits and costs of Democrats over-performance among college grads rather than fix it."

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 12:57 PM (GD0B3)

191 day in the life of a Christian Nationalist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 12:54 PM (ndZc7)

I stuck with it because I thought it was a joke but whatever this video is retarded. I fucked up. I trusted you.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:58 PM (jqCWg)

192 I like how us regular people can be spied upon with impunity but it's a bridge too far when they use these tactics on someone important.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 12:58 PM (W4Zv0)

193 @189 make that a BLUE RIBBON special committee, stat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:58 PM (m2wmY)

194 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:55 PM (/0H7F)

{{{{SMH}}}}

Hope all your fences are mended!!!

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:58 PM (jqCWg)

195 X person Gonzales caught Tillis in the hall and asked about the 700K from illegal immigration sponsors.

He’s an asshoe.

Posted by: braenyard at July 15, 2026 12:59 PM (fNI17)

196 Posted by: L
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Sovereign immunity is not sacrosanct--fwiw, there is a doctrine, ultra vires, that makes government people doing illegal things both criminally and civilly liable.

Not used much in recent years, but the liability goes to the individual doing the illegal act, not the US per se. Came from the old King can do no wrong but his ministers can and have in English common law.

And you have Six Unknown Federal Agents v. Bivins which creates constitutional torts as well.

Law itself depends a lot on context, the court(s) reviewing the actions, and politics.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

197 190 A lot of interpretive places to go with this. One is that—for now!—it seems the populist left revolution is creating a kind of leftwing party-within-the-party that might accentuate the benefits and costs of Democrats over-performance among college grads rather than fix it."

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 12:57 PM (GD0B3)

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A possible interpretation:

College educated adults are generally downwardly mobile socially right now because of the overabundance of degrees combined with the injection of foreign labor in the college educated labor pool, making post-college employment difficult and their promised sinecures impossible. So, they trend towards socialism.

Non-college educated adults are either staying the same or getting better and don't feel the same antagonism towards the current economic model of the American engine as their counterparts with college degrees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:59 PM (GKzf4)

198 Did I get in before the "Nothing Will Happen" guy?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 01:00 PM (mISmA)

199 What sort of legal fairy tale holds that “sovereign immunity” allows these MFers to break Federal law?

Show your work

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 01:01 PM (FxuSu)

200 Gosh! I bet James Boasberg is mad as all-git-out that Smith lied in his courtroom! He'll issue those "contempt and "perjury" injunctions lickety-split!

Posted by: gKWVE loves riding on turnip trucks! at July 15, 2026 01:01 PM (gKWVE)

201
Did I get in before the "Nothing Will Happen" guy?
Posted by: rickb223

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I think he's like Sponge. He lives within us all, at every moment, whether he makes a formal appearance or not.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:03 PM (mmrXZ)

202 @190 runner, check out the vids of the celebrations in NYC after the DSA won a lot of seats over traditional Dems. They were screaming "you're next " at a screen of Jefferies giving a speech. They were mostly twenty something white women who looked like gender studies majors

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 01:03 PM (m2wmY)

203 It's interesting that that Olympian who messed with the reflecting pool got indicted by a DC grand jury.

That grand jury was letting leftists off for literally every single bit of "protest" no matter what for more than a year.

I wonder if the grand jury pool has shifted in the last few months.
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I see that Marc Elias is defending him.

Why is this so important to the Dems, that their top mob lawyer is defending him?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 01:04 PM (3cUTc)

204 So many have provably perjured themselves to Congress. How many have been prosecuted? Not many.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 01:04 PM (l3cgK)

205 192 I like how us regular people can be spied upon with impunity but it's a bridge too far when they use these tactics on someone important.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 12:58 PM (W4Zv0)


I like how favored lawyers can find easy lawyers and turn Federal courts into complete kabuki discotheques, me. If someone like me makes a mistake on the stand though, it's off to PMITA Prison.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

206 203 It's interesting that that Olympian who messed with the reflecting pool got indicted by a DC grand jury.

That grand jury was letting leftists off for literally every single bit of "protest" no matter what for more than a year.

I wonder if the grand jury pool has shifted in the last few months.
--
I see that Marc Elias is defending him.

Why is this so important to the Dems, that their top mob lawyer is defending him?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 01:04 PM (3cUTc)

Don't go peein' in DC pools, man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 01:05 PM (l3cgK)

207 *easy judges I mean

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

208 Very low turnout to elect the commie goatraper. Good job, assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 01:05 PM (wOO3z)

209 Did I get in before the "Nothing Will Happen" guy?

Since that would be all of us even if we didn't say it out loud, no.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 01:06 PM (vTZFs)

210 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 01:06 PM (MjpV6)

211 One is that—for now!—it seems the populist left revolution is creating a kind of leftwing party-within-the-party that might accentuate the benefits and costs of Democrats over-performance among college grads rather than fix it."

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 12:57 PM (GD0B3)

=======

A possible interpretation:

College educated adults are generally downwardly mobile socially right now because of the overabundance of degrees combined with the injection of foreign labor in the college educated labor pool, making post-college employment difficult and their promised sinecures impossible. So, they trend towards socialism.

Non-college educated adults are either staying the same or getting better and don't feel the same antagonism towards the current economic model of the American engine as their counterparts with college degrees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:59 PM (GKzf4)
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Hard to make a hypothesis without also seeing underlying age data. I strongly suspect the college vs non-college split in this polling (which is for strippers) tracks very closely with younger vs older.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

212 173 @169 whig, I generally pay no attention to polls but this one kind of surprised me that it was this close this early
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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NC has been trending GOP for awhile on voter registrations. The other stink bomb going on there for Democrats was the recent Supreme Court race that apparently was stolen by Dems and that is being revealed there. Not much of a whisper outside of the state about that.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

213 Congress critters travel quite a bit and yes, technically they could bring suit if their comms were intercepted in their home states. That is particular trouble for Jack but it is unclear whether or not Boasberg issued warrants (shipwreckedcrew is claiming something like this) covering these intercepts for Jack. If he did, then he is on the hook as well.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)
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I got a little thrill of joy reading this speculation. Imagine a federal judge finally being brought to heel.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 01:06 PM (NaFdw)

214 And Jack doesn't know squat, and won't pay for this

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 01:06 PM (MjpV6)

215 can the various states represented by those spied on charge him?
would love to see him convicted of treason in a death penalty state or two, and then have the AGs offer him a deal: life in prison if he rolls.
Dreaming, I know

Posted by: barbarausa at July 15, 2026 01:07 PM (enw9G)

216 A day in the life of a Christian Nationalist.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/KsTkHFrXqlk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 12:54 PM (ndZc7)

OK, I'm sorely tempted to make a YT Short titled "A Day in the Life of a Godless Cosmopolitan Sodomite," sarcastically narrated by a Christian Nationalist. The final scene will be the narrator and his squad of morality police kicking in the door of his trendy apartment and beating him with truncheons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 01:07 PM (BI5O2)

217 I think he's like Sponge. He lives within us all, at every moment, whether he makes a formal appearance or not.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


That's deep. And sadly, so true.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 01:07 PM (mISmA)

218
201, 209

Horde mind strikes again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:08 PM (mmrXZ)

219 I see that Marc Elias is defending him.

Why is this so important to the Dems, that their top mob lawyer is defending him?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

That someone directed these vandals to do it might be possible. Democrats have gotten into coordinating all their ops which can create liability for all of those involved.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

220 I didn't spy on anyone! I just read the salacious text messages put in front of me.

Posted by: Jack Smith at July 15, 2026 01:08 PM (hDe5k)

221 I don't want Justice here, I want revenge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 15, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

222 215 can the various states represented by those spied on charge him?
would love to see him convicted of treason in a death penalty state or two, and then have the AGs offer him a deal: life in prison if he rolls.
Dreaming, I know
Posted by: barbarausa
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Technically possible. Depends on higher courts.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

223 219 I see that Marc Elias is defending him.

Why is this so important to the Dems, that their top mob lawyer is defending him?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

That someone directed these vandals to do it might be possible. Democrats have gotten into coordinating all their ops which can create liability for all of those involved.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

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Alternate theory:

Elias has proven himself to be such a shit lawyer since 2020 that the DNC is occupying his time with something deeply unimportant to the organization just to keep him away from more important things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 01:09 PM (GKzf4)

224 In more important news:

@Rightanglenews 2h
A 77-year-old woman is now speaking out after the state of Florida sent her a randomized license plate number that appears to read “squeeze ass.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 01:09 PM (diia5)

225 221 I don't want Justice here, I want revenge.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Welp, you might get both or may get none. Remains to be seen.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

226 Andy McCarthy will explain how Jack Smith is an embarrassment an honorable straight-shooter and a credit to the most righteous people on earth - the DoJ.

Suggested edit.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 12:52 PM (vTZFs)

Ham and egger

Posted by: Sean Hannity, bootlicker at July 15, 2026 01:10 PM (TbWk/)

227 Accepting " nothing will happen" is a statusquotudian position. Things remain the way they are because no one cares to change them.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 01:10 PM (afJtY)

228 In more important news:

@Rightanglenews 2h
A 77-year-old woman is now speaking out after the state of Florida sent her a randomized license plate number that appears to read “squeeze ass.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 01:09 PM (diia5)
________

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

229 Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at July 15, 2026 01:10 PM (MWfyi)

230 whig, that "technically possible" gave me a Gunther Toody moment: "Ooh! Ooh!"

Posted by: barbarausa at July 15, 2026 01:11 PM (enw9G)

231
Dreaming, I know
Posted by: barbarausa

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When do we march again? J6 was a while ago.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 01:11 PM (mmrXZ)

232 77RNKLE would be worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 01:11 PM (wOO3z)

233 Alternate theory:

Elias has proven himself to be such a shit lawyer since 2020 that the DNC is occupying his time with something deeply unimportant to the organization just to keep him away from more important things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Plausible but a lot of the action is happening outside the DNC for Democrats nowadays with their whole constellation of ngos and nesting doll contributions of money and orders.

I don't think the DNC is the center of gravity anymore for the Dems on ops--they just defend them when exposed. The energy and activist core of the Dems is outside the party machinery.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)

234 Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (mISmA)

235 We have given the "speech and debate clause" too wide and interpretation. It is supposed to be limited to speech on the floor, not everything any Congresscritter says anywhere.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (tZibE)

236 dammit, noooooood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (diia5)

237 The whole point of DSA this cycle is to begin to solve every Democrat problem from 2024. No message (it gives them one), no energy (they get to fake it with lots of plants and mix in some true dummies), no youth ("everyone" knows young people are communists).

It also solves the masculinity problem in part by giving them youth, energy and a message. Without this bullshit DSA astroturfing, Democrats were floating around with nothing but old ugly people spouting complaints and hate while Trump corraled all the good "centrist" stuff over to the R's.

So now it's YOUNG ugly people spouting complaints and hate but inside a nifty "new" message. They can then leverage their Pedowood phonies to put a nice coat of varnish on tired old communism and make it seem "fresh". And probably also appoint a presidential candidate that can be seen as "bridging" the two factions.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (jqCWg)

238 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (2YhKe)

239 They are “gender studies” majors, that’s part of the problem.

I think it is impossible to overestimate the fact that so many people have completely broken with reality - and forget about them ever coming back -

And .. this is with the basic services still intact. The lights are on, water comes out of the tap, grocery stores have food, etc etc etc. Normal, decent, peaceable people need to prepare now, because at some point whether natural or man made (or a combination) this uneasy relationship will not hold, not even a little bit.

Or put another way - see how batshit crazy they are now? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (FxuSu)

240 154 @145 TJM, did you see the poll showing Whatley within 4 of Cooper in NC. I caught noise earlier for bringing up a poll but that seems to be good news this early
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:47 PM (m2wmY)

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Why Whatley campaigns on reaching across the aisle to work with Democrats to fix the broken economy is a mystery to me.

I guess he has really focused in on his core constituency of liberal country club Republicans.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 15, 2026 01:12 PM (DbmIv)

241 I think something needs to be done in the DC Court system relative to case assignment. They claim it to be random (it isn't)...and they are under no legal obligation to apply random assignment (they should be).

I wouldn't be adverse to public drawings out of a hat rather than the obvious strategic assignment process they use to assure certain Judges are always in a position to challenge certain court participants.

This "stacking the deck" in advance of a case is ridiculously obvious and blatant.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (dIske)

242
A 77-year-old woman is now speaking out after the state of Florida sent her a randomized license plate number that appears to read “squeeze ass.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 01:09 PM

That's funny. I knew a guy in high school that had a license plate that read SMK BWLS and a rich lady I know has VO H2O.
I would never drive a car with either of those, you're asking to get pulled over for something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (W4Zv0)

243 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (0sNs1)
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Look at the positive side:

Something will not happen.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 15, 2026 01:13 PM (lgmVC)

244 230 whig, that "technically possible" gave me a Gunther Toody moment: "Ooh! Ooh!"
Posted by: barbarausa

There is a vast thicket of laws nowadays--federal and state, that you could go about your day and unwitting commit multiple felonies daily if pitched correctly to a grand jury.

For a glimpse, read Three Felonies A Day: How the Feds Target the Innocent
by Harvey Silverglate. Silvergate was a talented defense attorney and wrote part of his experiences tangling with prosecutions here.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)

245 Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right

==

go back to sleep

Posted by: November 5, 2024 at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

246 241 I think something needs to be done in the DC Court system relative to case assignment. They claim it to be random (it isn't)...and they are under no legal obligation to apply random assignment (they should be).

I wouldn't be adverse to public drawings out of a hat rather than the obvious strategic assignment process they use to assure certain Judges are always in a position to challenge certain court participants.

This "stacking the deck" in advance of a case is ridiculously obvious and blatant.
Posted by: Orson

Eliminate the DC Circuit as a whole and bring in judges randomly from across the US to serve like the FISA court. Move existing district court judges to the 4th Circuit.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)

247 you misread me
I am happy to see the Nothing Will Happen guys
I too happen to believe nothing will happen

lotsa sizzle
no steak

Posted by: Don Black, sole proprietor, Don Black's GoodAss BBQ and Foot Massage at July 15, 2026 01:16 PM (ZxPkt)

248 thanks whig.
I will look it up.
We SHOULD do to them what they do to everyone

Posted by: barbarausa at July 15, 2026 01:19 PM (enw9G)

249
[ponders Trademarking a new, what?...trope?, abbreviation?]

'NWH', nothing will happen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

250 Tulsi dropped the dime on Fauci's crimes on the way out as DNI.
Media ignored it, and nothing will happen.
Jack Smith illegally tapped the phones and read the texts of members of Congress.
Media ignored it and nothing will happen.
Obama, Clapper, Brennan and Comey all conspired to pervert an IC finding to jump start the Russia hoax against Trump.
Media ignoring it and nothing will happen.
Trump's gonna lay out all the vote counting fraud, voting machine manipulation and other rigging of the 2020 election on Thursday night.
Media will ignore it and nothing will happen

Anybody see a pattern here?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 15, 2026 12:41 PM (MNCvZ)



Precisely. The media decides what America will care about, to the point of rioting if necessary. They also decide if America will NOT care about an issue - as you point out. The large majority of Americans are nothing more than trained circus animals, jumping to the Ringmasters command. And the media are the ringmasters.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 15, 2026 01:28 PM (QSxSN)

251 That's funny. I knew a guy in high school that had a license plate that read SMK BWLS and a rich lady I know has VO H2O.
I would never drive a car with either of those, you're asking to get pulled over for something.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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It used to be common for ham radio operaters to have vanity plates with their callsign. I haven't seen one in quite a while. The internet has made it possible for anyone to look up the callsign, and identify the 'owner'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

252 ...This was not an "oppsie," this was intentional sedition against the people of the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)



Yes! And why is there a Statute of Limitations on sedition and coups? The world wonders.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (F4p3X)

253 Something will not happen.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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Remarkably existential.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

254 College educated adults are generally downwardly mobile socially right now because of the overabundance of degrees combined with the injection of foreign labor in the college educated labor pool, making post-college employment difficult and their promised sinecures impossible. So, they trend towards socialism.

Non-college educated adults are either staying the same or getting better and don't feel the same antagonism towards the current economic model of the American engine as their counterparts with college degrees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:59 PM (GKzf4)

College educated adults are indoctrinated with hatred towards this country and will thus work against it whether they get their cut of stolen NGO money or not. Not getting it might make them a tad madder.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 01:35 PM (uhVAy)

255 Norah O'Donnell available for conjugal visits.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at July 15, 2026 01:43 PM (hJISY)

Wednesday Morning Rant

mannixape2.jpg

A Trial Balloon?

This week, CNBC published their insane lists of the best and worst states. Much fun has been poked at CNBC in the wake of these lists, especially their list of worst states. The ranking is almost purely political. Not enough kowtowing to trannies? Bad state. Not enough unions? Bad state. Not enough abortion? Bad state. One of the few objective measures in the qualification for "worst" status is crime - and even then, if you subtract the urban (that is, Democrat) centers from the statewide figures, the numbers tend to start collapsing. The list of "good" states is much the same. They do this every year, but this year is particularly absurd and the commentary has been everything from outrage to bafflement to guffawing laughter, all of which seem more or less appropriate.

It's absurd and low-value on its face, and everyone can plainly see it. So what gives, beyond the obvious appeal of clickbait to a dying enterprise? I suspect that this pair of articles was a trial balloon, much like the Party sent up during COVID using its preferred high-brow outlet, The Atlantic. This may be the low-brow equivalent. If this bears out, expect a a period of relative quiet on this topic, followed by an increasing drum-beat of articles from more outlets about how awful the "bad" states and those like them are, and how great the "good" sates and those like them are. There is a reason for this if it happens.

It is likely waning now, but we're coming off one of the largest peacetime migrations in American history. A lot of people have moved in the past decade, and not just down the street or to a better neighborhood. It is plain that on CNBC's list, "red states" are bad and "blue states" are good, but there's more going on over the covers when you look at population. Per the Census estimates from April, 2020 as compared to July, 2025, the US total population increased by 3.1%. That is the baseline. So what about the best and worst?

CNBC "Worst" States
- Tennessee: +5.83%
- Texas: +8.78%
- Indiana: +2.75%
- Louisiana: -0.85%
- Georgia: +5.50%
- Utah: +8.17%
- Missouri: +1.88%
- Alabama: +3.34%
- Oklahoma: +4.14%
- Arkansas: +3.43%

CNBC "Best" States
- Vermont: +0.25%
- New Jersey: +2.79%
- Minnesota: +2.17%
- Connecticut: +2.24%
- Hawaii: -1.54%
- New Hampshire: +2.74%
- Virginia: +2.88%
- North Dakota: +2.60%
- Massachusetts: +1.72%
- Nebraska: +2.86%

Of CNBC's 10 "worst" states, seven of them grew population faster than the United States. Of CNBC's 10 "best" states, zero of them grew faster than the United States overall. In real terms, the entire "best" list has lost population over the past five years. Its "worst" states include most of the big "red" states, but it's "best" list doesn't include several of the big "blue" states. As a bonus, let's look at a handful of big, major-player states that didn't make either list:
- Illinois: -0.80%
- New York: -1.00%
- California: -0.51%
- Florida: +8.93%
- Ohio: +0.86%
- Arizona: +6.51%

Ouch. Deep blue California, New York and Illinois all shrank in nominal terms. On the red side, Florida grew even more than Texas and Ohio shrank in real terms. Purple Arizona grew more than twice as fast as the country as a whole.

The gigantic migration of the past several years is going to have profound consequences on electoral distribution and power dynamics - especially if (and it is a big "if") the red state population magnets remain red states. Population movement can cause major political and cultural change, which we've seen writ large as some states of the Interior West fell like dominoes, moving from red or purple to solid blue and how Florida moved from purple to red (thanks in large part to electoral reform and reduced cheating, but still...). If this migration serves to reinforce rather than degrade the targets of the migration, the ripples through the power structure are barely even being felt yet. I think this is what the establishment fears, is why CNBC went full retard with their lists this year - and why I expect to see more excoriation of the popular red states and more articles about how wonderful the blue states are.

People have spent the better part of a decade voting not just with their ballots or with their wallets, but with their feet. This has also been largely ignored by the mainstream, which is notable because this has been a big and consequential realignment spread over years. During this time, most of the establishment - regardless of nominal party affiliation - has been pretending it isn't happening. It is too big to continue ignoring it and I think this is a sign that the establishment is finally starting to acknowledge what has happened and to attempt to slow any more motion in the same direction. If this assumption is correct and this is the establishment's motivation, they waited far, far too long. The horses are out of the barn. The Great Migration has already redrawn the map. A media salvo and associated pressure campaigns now will be too little, too late.

The only real question is whether the Great Migration reinforces conservatism at its destinations, or whether the red states will fall. If this pair of articles is indeed a trial balloon and more follow with greater intensity and frequency, it will be a strong indicator that the establishment fears that the Great Migration is a reinforcing trend for its enemies - that is, for Americans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:01 AM (X0axn)

2 MANNIX!!!!

Not a cop.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:02 AM (X0axn)

3 where all the tiddies at?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:02 AM (GKzf4)

4 LGBTQ+


Remember when it was just G?


Also, I'm old enough to remember that gay used to mean happy until the homos hijacked it, along with the rainbow.....which USED to be a beautiful symbol from God.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:03 AM (X0axn)

5 Willowed:

I'm still holding out hope for Spaceballs 2.

It seems not very many others are.........sad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


They dropped an ad picture on Facebook.
Picture the desert.

Picture a Fro pick making the numeral 2.

It's on IMDb: Spaceballs: The New One

It's in post production.
Estimated release: April 23, 2027

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 11:03 AM (mISmA)

6 Minkey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:03 AM (wOO3z)

7 The only real question is whether the Great Migration reinforces conservatism at its destinations, or whether the red states will fall. If this pair of articles is indeed a trial balloon and more follow with greater intensity and frequency, it will be a strong indicator that the establishment fears that the Great Migration is a reinforcing trend for its enemies - that is, for Americans.

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I remember when the Great Migration started.

DeSantis barely won the FL governorship in 2018.

The Great Migration started in 2020.

All the NY progressives were moving to FL, and the state was going to turn blue.

DeSantis won his next election by 19.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:04 AM (GKzf4)

8 The only real question is whether gladiator movies or Tarzan movies will be shown.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 11:04 AM (Kt19C)

9 I think this is a sign that the establishment is finally starting to acknowledge what has happened and to attempt to slow any more motion in the same direction. If this assumption is correct and this is the establishment's motivation, they waited far, far too long. The horses are out of the barn.

The left could try not being completely insane, but where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

10 Puts cope. Your state isn’t on the verge of collapse, look at all the positive rankings!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2026 11:05 AM (u73oe)

11 I think Spaceballs 2 will be disappointing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:05 AM (wOO3z)

12 Thx Joe
After reading the list at CNBC I could only believe that the guy who wrote it , Scott Cohn, must be gay. Couldn't find confirmation, but makes sense

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:05 AM (m2wmY)

13 where all the tiddies at?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:02 AM (GKzf4)



You asked for it.........


https://theliquorcollection.com/liquors/tiddys/

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:05 AM (X0axn)

14 Speaking of balloons...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 11:06 AM (diia5)

15 until the old greek homos hijacked it

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 11:06 AM (Kt19C)

16 Autocorrect is a dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2026 11:07 AM (u73oe)

17 especially if (and it is a big "if") the red state population magnets remain red states.

Parasites have no choice but to follow the hosts. We'll be fine if (and it is a big "if") we get real elections.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2026 11:07 AM (z0cWr)

18 This "debate" tends to lack much nuance because the people making it have so little command of electoral history. Yes, they might know state maps from presidential elections, but not counties. And if you don't know how dramatic shifts were in the 1990s, then trying to guess about a red state going blue through migration is pure guesswork.

Basically, in 1988 lots of rural counties voted for Dukakis and core suburbs voted strongly for Bush. Then 1992 happened, and Perot got huge percentages of the vote, especially in counties that were primed to flip. Fast forward to 1996, and Northeastern counties were voting +50% for Clinton, and Dole was comfortably winning rural areas.

Vermont (the best example people give of a state flipping because of migration) actually shows exactly the same pattern as Delaware or Connecticut from 1988-1996. I'm not convinced that migration does anything other than reinforce existing trends.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 15, 2026 11:07 AM (Yh7zv)

19
It's on IMDb: Spaceballs: The New One

It's in post production.
Estimated release: April 23, 2027
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 11:03 AM (mISmA)



In my 'holding out hope,' I was referring to my desire for it to not suck balls like most every movie made for the past decade +.

I know it's actually been made.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:07 AM (X0axn)

20 The internet has tons of these kinds of lists.
Just to name two: Geography King and According to Briggs.
I'm sure there are many more created by AI.
It's all click-baity stuff.
Live where you want to live with the people that matter to you.
Touch grass.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)

21 Can confirm, tons of shitty lefties from all sorts of states have been crawling into NH and buying up all the incredibly overpriced real estate. I worry about our future here.

Posted by: Gaff at July 15, 2026 11:08 AM (EqzMw)

22 I celebrate the CNBC list. Keep promoting this segregation.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:08 AM (afJtY)

23 Bacon + eggs = good

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:08 AM (amcLV)

24 Bacon + eggs = good
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:08 AM (amcLV)



I concur.


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:09 AM (X0axn)

25 Can confirm, tons of shitty lefties from all sorts of states have been crawling into NH and buying up all the incredibly overpriced real estate.

If people will pay it, it isn't overpriced.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)

26 I celebrate the CNBC list. Keep promoting this segregation.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:08 AM (afJtY)



Texas being #2 is a badge of honor to be worn proudly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:09 AM (X0axn)

27 They now just conflate leftardism with good (instead of running an article each about best places for conservatives and best places for liberals) because it generates clicks and outrage and is a "teachable moment".

Besides to them who cares about a good place for a conservative (which by the way is usually just a good place) when they want those places destroyed and us gone.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:09 AM (jqCWg)

28
End all state and federal University funding.

Declare all state and federal unions illegal.

Pay back all contributors to Social Security what they paid in, with interest, and close it down.

Then get started with the controversial reforms.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 11:09 AM (Y8DZL)

29 >>On the red side, Florida grew even more than Texas

Dammit! Did they not hear about hurricanes, gators, pythons along with searing heat and oppressive humidity?

Someone needs to pay.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 11:09 AM (J4Dwc)

30 In my 'holding out hope,' I was referring to my desire for it to not suck balls like most every movie made for the past decade +.

I know it's actually been made.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Oh. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (mISmA)

31 The fact that so many of us just want to be left alone and not have the government nagging us constantly is abhorrent to these cretins. And I recall a moron pointing out the number of CNBC folks that live in Florida.

In my 'holding out hope,' I was referring to my desire for it to not suck balls like most every movie made for the past decade +.

I saw the trailer for "History of the World Part 2." I have no hope that a Spaceballs sequel will be any good.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (RjOoY)

32 where all the tiddies at?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Well, I got squeeze ass for you right here.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7ac9pa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

33 16 Autocorrect is a dick.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2026 11:07 AM (u73oe)

Yeah. It really socks bowls.

Posted by: Nothing it can't funk op at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (TbWk/)

34 Sponge, I wish we had been FIRST!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (afJtY)

35
Oh. Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (mISmA)



All good. I'm used to people not understanding the random ramblings I post on the internet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (X0axn)

36
35
Oh. Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (mISmA)


All good. I'm used to people not understanding the random ramblings I post on the internet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (X0axn)

=====

I don't understand any of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (GKzf4)

37 Sponge, I wish we had been FIRST!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (afJtY)



Agreed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (X0axn)

38 Can confirm, tons of shitty lefties from all sorts of states have been crawling into NH and buying up all the incredibly overpriced real estate. I worry about our future here.
Posted by: Gaff at July 15, 2026 11:08 AM (EqzMw)

Yeah, but you've had Massholes moving in for decades. Remember the "Free State Project" that was going to turn NH libertarian? I never saw any evidence that had any effect, and it was a deliberate attempt to shift a state's politics.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (Yh7zv)

39 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:09 AM (X0axn)
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Bro!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (amcLV)

40
I don't understand any of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (GKzf4)



Sometimes being an illiterate asshole pays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (X0axn)

41 I'm shocked that NH made the "best" list because even though our federal elections go 100% to Democrats (I strongly suspect fraud in the big cities is responsible for that), our state and local government is owned lock, stock, and barrel by Republicans. There's also the libertarian diaspora out in the western part of the state, which should lose them points.

I tell people that NH is the one island of sanity in New England.

Posted by: MrUNIVAC at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (p5SYO)

42 Spaceballs without John Candy. Doesn't look good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (m2wmY)

43 Ben Had, did you get my e-mail from last week?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (amcLV)

44 38 Yeah, but you've had Massholes moving in for decades. Remember the "Free State Project" that was going to turn NH libertarian? I never saw any evidence that had any effect, and it was a deliberate attempt to shift a state's politics.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (Yh7zv)

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In my experience, the average libertarian prefers being liked by Democrats more than advocating for and advancing the cause of liberty through effective deregulation of the administrative state that they occasionally say that they have distaste for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (GKzf4)

45 Spaceballs without John Candy. Doesn't look good
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (m2wmY)
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He was his own best friend...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (amcLV)

46 40
Sometimes being an illiterate asshole pays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (X0axn)

=======

115 more subscribers!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (GKzf4)

47 The 2030 Census reappointment will be a bloodbath if the Left doesn't find some way to inflate the populations of blue states.

Hint: win in 2028, and throw the borders wide open.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (u6/wt)

48 Captain Obvious, I am sorry to say I did not.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (afJtY)

49 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (0sNs1)

50 When I click on the Census link, I am blocked.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 11:13 AM (qFwJc)

51 In my experience, the average libertarian prefers being liked by Democrats more than advocating for and advancing the cause of liberty through effective deregulation of the administrative state that they occasionally say that they have distaste for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (GKzf4)
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And pot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:13 AM (amcLV)

52 42 Spaceballs without John Candy. Doesn't look good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:11 AM (m2wmY)

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The special sauce of Mel Brooks that made him special was his working relationship with Gene Wilder.

Replacing that with Josh Gad is a downgrade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:13 AM (GKzf4)

53 ----------
He was his own best friend...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (amcLV)



Barfolomew!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:13 AM (X0axn)

54 Captain Obvious, I am sorry to say I did not.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (afJtY)
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I've got a new e-mail addy, perhaps it looked like spam.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (amcLV)

55 In my experience, the average libertarian prefers being liked by Democrats more than advocating for and advancing the cause of liberty through effective deregulation of the administrative state that they occasionally say that they have distaste for.

True Libertarianism has three Core Principles:

1) Legal Drugs

2) Open Borders

3) Abolishing Age of Consent Laws

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (u6/wt)

56 I was referring to my desire for it to not suck balls like most every movie made for the past decade +.

-
Oh, sure. Shoot for the moon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

57 Peak Daphne Zuniga was very nice.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

58 I don't understand any of this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Electrolytes.
* hand gesture *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (diia5)

59 115 more subscribers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM


I can't help but speculate that paying some attention the the last true American auteur would help grow that number.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)

60
115 more subscribers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (GKzf4)



#Winning!


Good for you. Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (X0axn)

61 Don’t Californicate my Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (6tDvd)

62 47 The 2030 Census reappointment will be a bloodbath if the Left doesn't find some way to inflate the populations of blue states.

Hint: win in 2028, and throw the borders wide open.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM (u6/wt)

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I resist the whole, "this election is the most important ever."

2028 may be the most important election in a long time.

A corrected census (the 2020 was botched, intentionally, and the Census Bureau under Biden even admitted to it partially) after 6 straight years of mass deportations will change things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (GKzf4)

63 Captain Obvious, please resend.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (afJtY)

64 Virginia has low crime, and CNBC attributes it to Spanberger continuing the policies of Youngkin to get tough on gun crime.

I suppose not doing something incredibly stupid, like canceling that program, counts as Spanberger doing something.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

65 After reading the list at CNBC I could only believe that the guy who wrote it , Scott Cohn, must be gay. Couldn't find confirmation, but makes sense
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:05 AM (m2wmY)

Isn't everyone at CNBC gay? Or queer?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 11:15 AM (1z8ji)

66 Rum, eggs, and bacon.

Posted by: Billy Bones at July 15, 2026 11:15 AM (qFwJc)

67 The Democrat political migration to far left politics has been even more pronounced. While America elected more and more Republicans, particularly MAGA Republicans, blue states went ever further left. Illinois, New York, California, New Jersey, Virginia, Washington, Colorado and Minnesota all elected prominent socialist and/or terrorist-supporting far leftist. Michigan might soon join the list.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 11:15 AM (oIb/z)

68 59 115 more subscribers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:12 AM

I can't help but speculate that paying some attention the the last true American auteur would help grow that number.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)

=======

I have running conversations with three different LLMs (ChatGPT, YouTube's AI, and Grok) about ideas for videos that will grow the channel faster.

Tighter scripting and editing is in more future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (GKzf4)

69 It's a useless, bullshit list. Everyone but a select few know that.

However, I could see someone trying to make hay with it and the recent redistricting efforts by red states. It would be a stupid effort, but, yeah, there are some people out there who'd buy into it.

Pushing a narrative... like all polls.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (jehhT)

70 I remember when the Great Migration started. The Great Migration started in 2020.
——-

?? This has been going on for decades. Congress fixed everything, thankfully, with the 1986 “Amnesty” legislation.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (bNASa)

71
Isn't everyone at CNBC gay? Or queer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 11:15 AM (1z8ji)



Same sex curious?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (X0axn)

72 Don’t Californicate my Texas.
Posted by: Eromero

All out-of-staters used to get "the talk".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (wOO3z)

73 Don’t Californicate my Texas.
Posted by: Eromero


Caliphate-ing is ok, then?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (diia5)

74 @55 yup, I noticed when a lot of states legalized pot , a lot of libertarians shut up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (m2wmY)

75 After reading the list at CNBC I could only believe that the guy who wrote it , Scott Cohn, must be gay. Couldn't find confirmation, but makes sense
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:05 AM (m2wmY)
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No actual facts but he does set off gaydar meters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (oIb/z)

76 60
#Winning!


Good for you. Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (X0axn)

=======

Thank you.

And YouTube can't give me a revenue per thousand target without actually getting there, but the estimate is on the high end.

So I could end up getting actual deposits (small, but not having to wait for them to accumulate to the minimum) in the first month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:17 AM (GKzf4)

77 True Libertarianism has three Core Principles:

1) Legal Drugs

2) Open Borders

3) Abolishing Age of Consent Laws
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (u6/wt)

....but mostly legal drugs.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 15, 2026 11:18 AM (dJF8C)

78 70 I remember when the Great Migration started. The Great Migration started in 2020.
——-

?? This has been going on for decades. Congress fixed everything, thankfully, with the 1986 “Amnesty” legislation.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (bNASa)

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The Great Migration refers to internal migration within the United States as the American population self-sorts across states.

That pattern at scale began in 2020 with COVID and BLM riots. It's an observable pattern that saw an uptick in internal migration, hence the term the Great Migration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:18 AM (GKzf4)

79 So I could end up getting actual deposits (small, but not having to wait for them to accumulate to the minimum) in the first month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:17 AM (GKzf4)



Don't let fame and fortune change you man........and don't forget the little people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:18 AM (X0axn)

80 I wonder what made New Hampster a top ten ranker for CommieNBC. Also North Dakota. Common-sense wood chipper control?

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 11:19 AM (wXgT/)

81 Spaceballs without John Candy. Doesn't look good
Posted by: Smell the Glove
__________

I thought Brooks wasted him in Spaceballs. Hardly any memorable lines.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 15, 2026 11:20 AM (XvL8K)

82 Well, I got squeeze ass for you right here.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7ac9pa
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM
*******

I'm the assman, Jerry!
The assman!

Posted by: Kramer at July 15, 2026 11:20 AM (2Ez/1)

83 Spaceballs was kinda crap. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 11:20 AM (diia5)

84 Captain Obvious, please resend.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (afJtY)
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Done.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:21 AM (amcLV)

85
POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 11:21 AM (iqcvy)

86 ?? This has been going on for decades. Congress fixed everything, thankfully, with the 1986 “Amnesty” legislation.

California has had net domestic outmigration since the 1990s.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:21 AM (u6/wt)

87 Vermont (the best example people give of a state flipping because of migration) actually shows exactly the same pattern as Delaware or Connecticut from 1988-1996. I'm not convinced that migration does anything other than reinforce existing trends.
Posted by: the lower depths
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Probably true as far as it goes--one of the big drivers is political socialization--when a person adopts a semi permanent political id and that is affected by their age cohort, experiences during that cohort's political founding (between 18-30 or so), and the success or lack thereof of their adopted political party at the time.

If you overlaid percentage of New Deal and Baby Boom cohorts with the county voting records, then I suspect you would find some correlation and the new 'migrants' would move to an area already simpatico with their chosen id.

New England is a aging backwater of US economy and I suspect that a lot of these people there are political fossils of the New Deal and Baby Boom that are supplemented demographically by those going to higher education institutions in that area that find it congenial with their indoctrinated political views.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:21 AM (E4rtv)

88 The Explosive Diarrhea parasite is spreading. It shows mostly Messican food pics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:22 AM (wOO3z)

89 Oh, I get it. Those distinctions get blurred, since the borders have been unguarded for so long. There is another “Great Migration” that blacks talk about, when many poor folk in southern states moved to the midwest for factory jobs in the early 20th century.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:22 AM (bNASa)

90 I'm looking forward to escaping the GPROMD, moving to Wyoming and just watching things burn.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 11:22 AM (RjOoY)

91 I believe the target audience here is gay. But the list is still BS. A gay is better off with lower property taxes. That is assuming gays are not just gay.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 15, 2026 11:23 AM (wGerL)

92 The Explosive Diarrhea parasite is spreading.

Coming up next:

1. It's happening but it's not as bad as you think.
2. It's a celebration of beautiful Latinx culture.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 11:23 AM (RjOoY)

93 "Monetization" has ruined Youtube. Full stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 11:24 AM (1z8ji)

94 After reading the list at CNBC I could only believe that the guy who wrote it , Scott Cohn, must be gay. Couldn't find confirmation, but makes sense
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:05 AM (m2wmY)
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Grok says he is married to a woman and lives in Santa Cruz. He is no longer a full time employee of CNBC but apparently independently produces this Best/Worst list from his home.

Sounds like he isn't gay but suffers from living in Santa Cruz, which (despite it's reputation) is not a super attractive town (based on admittedly brief visits). With towns like Carmel to the south or Half Moon Bay to the north not far away, I can't imagine why a=someone would move to Santa Cruz.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 11:24 AM (4gWd7)

95 I believe the target audience here is gay. But the list is still BS. A gay is better off with lower property taxes. That is assuming gays are not just gay.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 15, 2026 11:23 AM (wGerL)
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*cue Korean guy saying, "GAAAAYYYYYY!"*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:24 AM (amcLV)

96 Coming up next:

1. It's happening but it's not as bad as you think.
2. It's a celebration of beautiful Latinx culture.


3. You're racist for noticing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:24 AM (u6/wt)

97 74 @55 yup, I noticed when a lot of states legalized pot , a lot of libertarians shut up
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Liberaltarians, not really libertarians. The old stock survivors of the 60's and 70's were the real thing but they got infiltrated by the left to the extent libertinism predominated.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)

98 Captain Obvious, you were correct that it was going to spam. Received.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:24 AM (afJtY)

99 Captain Obvious, you were correct that it was going to spam. Received.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 11:24 AM (afJtY)
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Yay!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:25 AM (amcLV)

100 88 The Explosive Diarrhea parasite is spreading. It shows mostly Messican food pics.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:22 AM (wOO3z
Run for the border.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 11:25 AM (6tDvd)

101 89 Oh, I get it. Those distinctions get blurred, since the borders have been unguarded for so long. There is another “Great Migration” that blacks talk about, when many poor folk in southern states moved to the midwest for factory jobs in the early 20th century.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:22 AM (bNASa)

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In terms of foreign populations being addressed right now, you have to look at the net negative population growth of the US in 2025, record high forced deportations (roughly 1.2 million, 4x what Eisenhower did), self-deportations (based on surveys and previously observed patterns of 3-4x the rate of forced deportations, so between 4-5 million), restrictions on all visa classes (down double digits across the board, the admin can't kill the visa classes since they were created by Congress), investigations into visa fraud (yes, including H1-Bs which is being used a precedent to end the OPT program which is also being investigated), and the new Treasury regulations that inform banks that they have to treat an individual's legal status (or lack thereof) in the US as a risk factor in terms of them being able to pay back loans and things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:25 AM (GKzf4)

102 With towns like Carmel to the south or Half Moon Bay to the north not far away, I can't imagine why a=someone would move to Santa Cruz.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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It's all he could afford.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:25 AM (E4rtv)

103 88 The Explosive Diarrhea parasite is spreading. It shows mostly Messican food pics.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:22 AM (wOO3z
Run for the border.
Posted by: Eromero

Pedro's! Hell, I don't think that's open anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:26 AM (wOO3z)

104 Hair tattoos.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/7eSpmruEfsM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)

105 The media centers of gravity remain in the blue states, so the bias is still going to be there, but a lot of the "new" media is shifting to Texas, Tennessee and Florida as the populations also move. Whether the politics follows remains to be seen, but Texas seems to be hovering at the edge of a shift because of demographics and the influx of leftists. Locusts move on to a fresh field, after all.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 15, 2026 11:27 AM (QaH55)

106 I'm about the most normal guy there is and we did migration from Houston to out of Houston. Houston went stupid starting with Kathy Whitmire in the 80s. Once Harris County got overtaken by Rodney Ellis it was 23 Skidoo for a lot of native Houstonites.

Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2026 11:27 AM (8uzBS)

107 He’s not “gay” but, he sucks a lot of cock

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:27 AM (bNASa)

108 Tighter scripting and editing is in more future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:16 AM (GKzf4)

Have you tried incorporating more of the topical movies into some videos? I know it's impossible to do "Supergirl" on an erudite channel such as your own nor are you likely looking to insert yourself into the culture war but I would strongly consider finding a way to make a discussion heavily involve current thing. The Odyssey and Nolan would provide ample opportunity to do that.

That would appear IMO to be the best way for a movie channel to be "boosted". And yes I know no one does that anymore because it's what everyone else is doing.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:28 AM (jqCWg)

109 > The Explosive Diarrhea parasite is spreading. It shows mostly Messican food pics.
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I tend to think it's a deliberate act. It's not from "shitty farm workers." It's an actual parasite that lives on or in the produce. And it only appeared when those "shitty farm workers" were told to get the fuck out and go back to whatever shithole country they came from. Or face deportation. And their employers fined bigly.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 11:28 AM (jehhT)

110 Live where you want to live with the people that matter to you.

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All comes down to what you want, I guess.

I can't recommend that anyone who isn't a Leftist stay in a deep blue state, though.

Things are not going to get better, at least with regard to the suppurating rift between Left and Right. This is a harsh political reality.

These blue states are going to get worse and worse, faster and faster, as they grow more and more extreme. That will have universally negative consequences for them, but they will be worst for the people these increasingly aggressive authoritarians perceive as their enemies.

Don't stick around waiting to get bent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 11:28 AM (BI5O2)

111 In terms of foreign populations being addressed right now, you have to look at the net negative population growth of the US in 2025

Mickey Kaus keeps observing indications in LA that a noticeable part of the population isn't there anymore.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:29 AM (u6/wt)

112 >>"Monetization" has ruined Youtube. Full stop.

Yep. I rarely go there anymore.

"I have this really, really awesome opinion about something and Imma going to tell it to you, but first, a word from my sponsor."

Fuck that. Get a real job.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 11:30 AM (J4Dwc)

113 Is CNBC aware that most of their "best" states are heavily Caucasian?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 15, 2026 11:30 AM (0bjKf)

114 I was expecting Star Wars meets Blazing Saddles when Spaceballs came out. I was let down but my expectations were really high. I think the Candy and Moranis roles should have been flipped or not to have used Moranis at all. He did his best work in Strange Brew and everything since has been blah.
Weirdly enough my biggest bitch with it was not using prop guns. They used off the shelf POS .22s. I forget the name of them. Rotary 100 round mags.

Posted by: Reforger at July 15, 2026 11:30 AM (/Hx86)

115 “Normalcy Bias” fills out lots of cemeteries

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:30 AM (bNASa)

116 108 Have you tried incorporating more of the topical movies into some videos? I know it's impossible to do "Supergirl" on an erudite channel such as your own nor are you likely looking to insert yourself into the culture war but I would strongly consider finding a way to make a discussion heavily involve current thing. The Odyssey and Nolan would provide ample opportunity to do that.

That would appear IMO to be the best way for a movie channel to be "boosted". And yes I know no one does that anymore because it's what everyone else is doing.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:28 AM (jqCWg)

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That was the objective of the Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die video.

I just choose little movies people don't care about.

What I'm going to do instead is about "Director DNA" movies. The one movie by a director that best defines them fully as a filmmaker.

So, hook is big names. There's contrarianism within it as well. Combine that with the right thumbnail, and it could grow. And it encourages discussion because "no, it's not X movie, it's Y movie."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:30 AM (GKzf4)

117 The Explosive Diarrhea parasite is spreading. It shows mostly Messican food pics.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:22 AM (wOO3z
Run for the border.
Posted by: Eromero


Texas Two Step.

From the moment your bowels warn you, you've got two steps until blast off.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 11:31 AM (mISmA)

118 111 In terms of foreign populations being addressed right now, you have to look at the net negative population growth of the US in 2025

Mickey Kaus keeps observing indications in LA that a noticeable part of the population isn't there anymore.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:29 AM (u6/wt)

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False.

My Costco still has Indians in it, so nothing has happened and we must elect Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:31 AM (GKzf4)

119 114 I was expecting Star Wars meets Blazing Saddles when Spaceballs came out. I was let down but my expectations were really high. I think the Candy and Moranis roles should have been flipped or not to have used Moranis at all.

except that dark helmet being short was part of the joke.

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 11:31 AM (v3pYe)

120 Mickey Kaus keeps observing indications in LA that a noticeable part of the population isn't there anymore.

California was already on track to lose four Congressional seats after 2030.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:31 AM (u6/wt)

121
That CNBC list is even more ridiculous than people are saying. It's their annual "best state for business" poll, which is even more Red State-friendly in its results, and this CNBC homo basically had an oh-shit moment. So he cherry picked the Quality Of Life rating in the larger poll, which only made up a bit over 11% of the total.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 11:32 AM (iqcvy)

122 I notice around here that while my city has been overrun with illegals, there appears to be more houses on the market. They are still ridiculously overpriced but they seem to be on the market longer. The number of illegals may have dropped because I also see apartments for rent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:32 AM (m2wmY)

123 I can't recommend that anyone who isn't a Leftist stay in a deep blue state, though.

Things are not going to get better, at least with regard to the suppurating rift between Left and Right. This is a harsh political reality.
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As someone who recently moved from Illinois to Missouri, I can't concur enough.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 11:32 AM (/0H7F)

124 117 The Explosive Diarrhea parasite is spreading. It shows mostly Messican food pics.


regardless, I'm glad I grow my own lettuce, beans, tomatoes, and bok choy - oh and berries!

no need to depend on mestizo labor's sanitary habits

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 11:32 AM (j+aD2)

125 Anyone else find it noteworthy that the Iranian regime is aiming all its drones at Kuwait, Bahrain & Jordan, but NONE at Israel?

I think I can guess why they're leaving the Little Satan alone.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 11:33 AM (RCjYY)

126 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:30 AM (GKzf4)
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You'll know you've arrived when you get invited to one of Critical Drinker's Open Bars.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:33 AM (amcLV)

127 In terms of foreign populations being addressed right now, you have to look at the net negative population growth of the US in 2025
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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But clickbait media says panic, all is lost and we're doomed.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)

128 > Mickey Kaus keeps observing indications in LA that a noticeable part of the population isn't there anymore.
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The Mexican/Central American part?

That part?

No shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 11:33 AM (jehhT)

129 91 I believe the target audience here is gay. But the list is still BS. A gay is better off with lower property taxes. That is assuming gays are not just gay.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 15, 2026 11:23 AM (wGerL)

That does seem to be an important distinction. There appear to me to be those people who are gay, but otherwise go about their lives pretty much like everyone else. Then there are those who make "gayness" their entire identity and singular focal point of being.

Posted by: The latter group is seem often on TikTok at July 15, 2026 11:34 AM (TbWk/)

130 btw on topic - PA is interesting bc we had a massive influx of covid-refugees from MA, NY and NJ (why people want my property so bad - they'll probably knock down the old house ugh)

they come here and stay leftie btw

anyway! the numbers are still god-awful for PA - lots of out migration. even with the large number in in-migration! crazy

we're doing something wrong I guess

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 11:34 AM (j+aD2)

131 I notice around here that while my city has been overrun with illegals, there appears to be more houses on the market. They are still ridiculously overpriced but they seem to be on the market longer. The number of illegals may have dropped because I also see apartments for rent

If nothing else, Trump turned off the spigot - you are no longer getting a few million additional illegals every year added to the population.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:34 AM (u6/wt)

132 Hair tattoos.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/7eSpmruEfsM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)


That's a decal, not a tattoo.

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 11:34 AM (wXgT/)

133 127 In terms of foreign populations being addressed right now, you have to look at the net negative population growth of the US in 2025
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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But clickbait media says panic, all is lost and we're doomed.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)

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All deportations stopped after the deaths of Goode and Pretti.

Conservative influencers like Jesse Kelly told me so.

It was a complete surrender and Trump just gave up. So why is Kelly freaking out about the stopping of traffic stops by ICE? ICE stopped deporting people months ago according to Kelly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:35 AM (GKzf4)

134 125 Anyone else find it noteworthy that the Iranian regime is aiming all its drones at Kuwait, Bahrain & Jordan, but NONE at Israel?

I think I can guess why they're leaving the Little Satan alone.
Posted by: mnw
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All the idiot Persians are doing is solidifying the Arabs against them. And Arab populations predominate the coastal regions of the Persian Gulf where the oil comes from. Rather stupid like a chicken with its neck wrung off.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:35 AM (E4rtv)

135 It's clickbait shit. Last year, Conde Nest Traveler rated my local beach as the best beach in America. While it's a nice beach, I suspect other aspects came into play -- mainly the fact that the Rainbow Crowd hosts a beach invasion here every Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 11:36 AM (J4Dwc)

136 What I'm going to do instead is about "Director DNA" movies. The one movie by a director that best defines them fully as a filmmaker.

TJM
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That's rock solid. You could even.cheat and do several different ones per director.

Speaking for myself I would watch a why Jackie Brown is definitive AND a why Pulp Fiction is definitive.

Hard because it makes you seem wishy washy but this is about discussion, engagement and views, and literally no one doesn't know that. Plus everyone already knows there's no right answer.

Gives you more content and more things for fans of those particular movies to stumble across. So don't necessarily limit it to a singular answer even if that would be your instinct. You could call them thought experiments or something catchier.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:36 AM (jqCWg)

137 136 Gives you more content and more things for fans of those particular movies to stumble across. So don't necessarily limit it to a singular answer even if that would be your instinct. You could call them thought experiments or something catchier.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:36 AM (jqCWg)

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The AIs keep encouraging it to be a series of videos. 5 directors in each.

Maybe.

I just want to get past 1000 so I can turn on ads, dammit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:37 AM (GKzf4)

138 It was a complete surrender and Trump just gave up. So why is Kelly freaking out about the stopping of traffic stops by ICE? ICE stopped deporting people months ago according to Kelly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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My guess is Kelly has a favorite, retired Border Patrol guy Bovino who has been bad mouthing efforts since he got relieved in Minneapolis.

The dogs bark and the caravan moves on is a difficult concept for some people that personalize all issues.

It may also be a ruse to pivot toward workplace enforcement which is the real driver of illegals along with government benefits.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)

139 The number of illegals may have dropped because I also see apartments for rent

The Hispanic flower sellers and strawberry sellers that were common in my part of suburban Portland have gone away.

(They sold boxes of strawberries with a layer of good strawberries on top, with the rest of the box being rotten.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:38 AM (u6/wt)

140 138 My guess is Kelly has a favorite, retired Border Patrol guy Bovino who has been bad mouthing efforts since he got relieved in Minneapolis.

The dogs bark and the caravan moves on is a difficult concept for some people that personalize all issues.

It may also be a ruse to pivot toward workplace enforcement which is the real driver of illegals along with government benefits.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)

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Bovino has shown himself to be a piece of shit blowhard.

Deportations are up since he stopped being in the limelight. And he hates that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:39 AM (GKzf4)

141 That's a decal, not a tattoo.
Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 11:34 AM (wXgT/)
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De plane! De plane!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:39 AM (amcLV)

142 Then there are those who make "gayness" their entire identity and singular focal point of being.
Posted by: The latter group is seem often on TikTok


I see that you met my cousin.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 11:39 AM (RjOoY)

143 135 It's clickbait shit. Last year, Conde Nest Traveler rated my local beach as the best beach in America. While it's a nice beach, I suspect other aspects came into play -- mainly the fact that the Rainbow Crowd hosts a beach invasion here every Memorial Day weekend.
Posted by: one hour sober

You misspelled bacchanalia as invasion.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)

144 (They sold boxes of strawberries with a layer of good strawberries on top, with the rest of the box being rotten.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:38 AM (u6/wt)

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They obviously aren't banking on long- term customer relations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 15, 2026 11:39 AM (u/oMr)

145 The AIs keep encouraging it to be a series of videos. 5 directors in each.

Maybe.

I just want to get past 1000 so I can turn on ads, dammit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:37 AM (GKzf4)

I know. I gave of every YT account I own my man.

What do you mean? 5 directors in a single video? That's a waste of content.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:39 AM (jqCWg)

146 The Hispanic flower sellers and strawberry sellers that were common in my part of suburban Portland have gone away.

(They sold boxes of strawberries with a layer of good strawberries on top, with the rest of the box being rotten.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:38 AM (u6/wt)

They learned that from Teh Jooz™!

Posted by: Or Microsoft at July 15, 2026 11:40 AM (TbWk/)

147 new paper:

Naked mole-rat queens produce an odorous chemical that ensures that only they can reproduce
by Max Delbrück Center for Molecular Medicine


I now understand polycules

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 11:41 AM (rbvCR)

148 Good morning, SMH!

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 11:41 AM (6tDvd)

149 145 I know. I gave of every YT account I own my man.

What do you mean? 5 directors in a single video? That's a waste of content.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:39 AM (jqCWg)

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Keeping the length at 25 minutes or so, having entry points into the argument (Hitchcock), a big counterintuitive example (Scorsese), and then ending with an energetically fun one (Dante).

It's a balance between satisfying loyal viewers who do watch me ramble for 3.5 hours about John Ford movies and newer viewers I'm trying to reach who need more generalized hooks rather than specific deep dives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:41 AM (GKzf4)

150 My mistake, the paper is actually:

Gary Lewin, A queen odour mediates reproductive suppression in a eusocial mammal, Nature (2026)

DOI: 10.1038/s41586-026-10772-5. www.nature.com/articles/s41586-026-10772-5

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (rbvCR)

151 They obviously aren't banking on long- term customer relations.

That may have been a factor, but a couple of years ago I couldn't go to the local Home Depot without seeing someone selling strawberries.

Now, nada.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (u6/wt)

152 Joey's autobiography is coming out 11/17. The excerpts should be out before the election . Dems got to love that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (m2wmY)

153 While Democrats wrestle with important issues like letting mentally ill men into girls locker rooms, the Free Press says they are also trying to decide whether or not to impeach PDJT again if they win the House in the midterms.

Democrats are just violent idiots.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (ym2V7)

154 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:41 AM (GKzf4)

You will do well. You just need that one hit of smack that puts you on the map. And it will come.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (jqCWg)

155 G'morn. Starting my AOS day here-now.😎☕

So, Joe, you finally got me to look at that Worst States article. To see what they had to say about the Sooner State.

Oklahoma imposes one of America’s strictest bans on abortion, even though studies, including one by the National Bureau of Economic Research last year, found abortion bans increase net migration outflows, particularly among single adults.

Sure not seeing a problem here. Don't want those particular single adults anyway. Ironic (or something like) that "Strengths" lists: Childcare.

The other "negative" is we don't raise the d@mned minimum wage. Which, as we know, is really $0.

A divided Oklahoma Supreme Court on Tuesday, March 21, 2023, overturned a portion of the state’s near total ban on abortion, ruling women have a right to abortion when pregnancy risks their health, not just in a medical emergency.

As I recall, nowadays pregnancy risks health 0% of the time. Depending on the definition of "health risk," of course. My personal Overton Window has certainly moved over the decades toward "rare to the point of never."

It's a great state in so many ways. But not for CNBC customers, thanks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the road to Wednesday at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (p+5Bi)

156 151 They obviously aren't banking on long- term customer relations.

That may have been a factor, but a couple of years ago I couldn't go to the local Home Depot without seeing someone selling strawberries.

Now, nada.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (u6/wt)

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"But there's still a legal immigrant family living in my neighborhood, so nothing has happened. We have to stay home to show Republicans that we mean business."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (GKzf4)

157 No frescas, no problemo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (wOO3z)

158 So, if one is currently unable to grow their own produce but would still like to have things like lettuce and beans, how does one avoid the diarrhea producing vermin aside from washing the produce?. That doesn't help?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (D+BhG)

159 154 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:41 AM (GKzf4)

You will do well. You just need that one hit of smack that puts you on the map. And it will come.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (jqCWg)

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I've had a couple of videos that have a "viral spike", the Orson Welles and Best Picture winner videos that have helped drive impressions and subscriber increases.

It's just about creating a library that's evergreen (if Dante or Gilliam die soon, I'd expect a viral spike from my videos about them) and then combining that with efforts to reach larger, more casual audiences.

I really don't want a real job, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (GKzf4)

160 If you want to hate America, watch the news.
If you want to love America, drive across it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (2Ez/1)

161 There's an apartment building in Fort Smith (actually a couple ) that will empty out overnight after one little migra raid on a chicken processor. The one that comes to mind is about eighteen units, usually has laundry hanging on balcony railings, a couple dozen dish antennas, and the aroma of menudo on Sunday mornings. And peek up trucks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (gm9Sb)

162 >>> I think Spaceballs 2 will be disappointing

Probably, not impressed with the writing team. Toto says Mel Brooks is just producing, not writing. But I loved the comb poster.

Showed my youngest kid Spaceballs (he is currently into Star Wars, likes the first six films only), and he loved it. If it gets good word of mouth maybe I'll have to take him to the theater. I want it to be good! Since they got Moranis back. Moranis films were a staple of my childhood.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (gWBY1)

163 Naked mole-rat queens produce an odorous chemical that ensures that only they can reproduce
by Max Delbrück Center for Molecular Medicine


I now understand polycules
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 11:41 AM (rbvCR)

Naked Mole-rat Queens needs to be a band name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (1z8ji)

164 It may also be a ruse to pivot toward workplace enforcement which is the real driver of illegals along with government benefits.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)


Research of FICA contributions will give interesting results, especially when there are multiple names on a SSN and SSNs being used in multiple states.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (rbvCR)

165 Aloha kakahiaka, Eromero!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (/0H7F)

166 I happened to be flipping down the dial last night and paused on C-SPAN where Maxime Waters was directing a question to the Fed Chair in testimony. She's such a moron, she had to read the question (which she undoubtedly did not understand) and said "yes or no." She is so incapable of enunciating in English, the witness had a hard time answering. Gawd what a mental midget.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 15, 2026 11:45 AM (FmapG)

167 probably already mentioned here, but first I saw of it.

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump DOUBLES DOWN on his support for ICE, telling them to RESUME traffic stops

“We CANNOT give up one of I.C.E.'s most important and effective Crime Fighting tools, THE TRAFFIC STOP! Once we do, we are playing right into the criminal's hands.

The Radical Left Dumocrats would like to see this done, but it won't happen on my watch.”

“I.C.E., be judicious, fair and smart, and go back and do your very important job.”

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2026 11:45 AM (vbXSk)

168 164 It may also be a ruse to pivot toward workplace enforcement which is the real driver of illegals along with government benefits.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)

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Treasury Regulations released in the last couple of weeks will do far more for driving out illegal workers than workplace raids.

They essentially deputize banks to find illegal hiring and report to Treasury.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:45 AM (GKzf4)

169 I'm still holding out hope for Spaceballs 2.

It seems not very many others are.........sad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


The plot synopsis that was released the other day sounded great. It’s a send up of Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars, complete with Rey.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 11:45 AM (ZGrMX)

170 As I recall, nowadays pregnancy risks health 0% of the time. Depending on the definition of "health risk," of course. My personal Overton Window has certainly moved over the decades toward "rare to the point of never."

It's a great state in so many ways. But not for CNBC customers, thanks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - on the road to Wednesday at July 15, 2026 11:42 AM (p+5Bi)

"Health risk" being stretch marks, and the normal mental and emotional challenges of caring for an infant.

Posted by: You hate babies so much, get your tubes tied at July 15, 2026 11:46 AM (TbWk/)

171 169 I'm still holding out hope for Spaceballs 2.

It seems not very many others are.........sad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

The plot synopsis that was released the other day sounded great. It’s a send up of Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars, complete with Rey.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 11:45 AM (ZGrMX)

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And yet, the chief creative of the film is Josh Gad who is a gay, Disney shill who happens to be an actor.

Expect targets to be fans, not the franchise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:46 AM (GKzf4)

172 CNBC "Best" States
[ ... ]
- Nebraska: +2.86%


Da fuq?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 11:46 AM (jW4Is)

173 Avoid vegetables altogether and you’ll be better off, Fen. Salad isn’t food anyway, Salad is food for food.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:46 AM (bNASa)

174 I thought this was kinda cool. Guy took comments from Woke Odyssey movie trailer and made a song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ro3I-64x6I

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:46 AM (ndZc7)

175 They sold boxes of strawberries with a layer of good strawberries on top, with the rest of the box being rotten.

There's a geometric logic to that.

Posted by: Captain Queeg at July 15, 2026 11:47 AM (wXgT/)

176 Joey's autobiography is coming out 11/17. The excerpts should be out before the election . Dems got to love that

I hope Joe talks about how he shafted Obama and Pelosi.

Obama and Pelosi's plan was to force Joe out, kick the obviously unelectable Kamala to the curb, and conduct a "mini-primary" to determine who was really going to be the Democratic candidate.

Joe's immediate endorsement of Kamala short-circuited that.

Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:47 AM (u6/wt)

177 I watched your Friedkin video. It was good. I will cave in to the lobbying pressure you've been applying there and here about Sorceror.

But I think To Live and Die in LA is a better movie than The Exorcist, so I'm a hard sell as to Sorceror being better. We'll see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 11:47 AM (BI5O2)

178 The Hispanic flower sellers and strawberry sellers that were common in my part of suburban Portland have gone away.

(They sold boxes of strawberries with a layer of good strawberries on top, with the rest of the box being rotten.)
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Probably had ICE called on them.
Don't F with people's food.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 11:47 AM (mISmA)

179 177 I watched your Friedkin video. It was good. I will cave in to the lobbying pressure you've been applying there and here about Sorceror.

But I think To Live and Die in LA is a better movie than The Exorcist, so I'm a hard sell as to Sorceror being better. We'll see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 11:47 AM (BI5O2)

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Nice!

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:47 AM (GKzf4)

180 Substantial parts of Portland are inhabited by diarrhea-producing vermin...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:48 AM (amcLV)

181 AZ and CO have been califoricated due to semi sane libs moving as well. Very sad for both states.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 15, 2026 11:48 AM (B7iJS)

182 Hispanic flower sellers and strawberry sellers that were common in my part of suburban Portland have gone away.

(They sold boxes of strawberries with a layer of good strawberries on top, with the rest of the box being rotten.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:38 AM (u6/wt)

Appears they moved to my area. Lol
First time I’ve ever seen these people was this spring/summer. I’m bewildered why anyone would buy from them. But they seem to do good business.

Posted by: Sucker Born Every Minute at July 15, 2026 11:48 AM (TSBN+)

183 160 If you want to hate America, watch the news.
If you want to love America, drive across it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (2Ez/1)

Europeans here for World Cup have been learning this.

Posted by: It's very cool to see at July 15, 2026 11:48 AM (TbWk/)

184 I survived my second zappening.

Both techs today were women, cute, one very much so. They made me get more nekkid than yesterday but they had mostly covered me with a sheet cuz it's raining here and I was soaked.

I may be one of the tiny minority of people who can feel a sensation while being radiated, although I'm not yet convinced that it isn't psychosomatic.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 11:48 AM (ExV1e)

185 So, if one is currently unable to grow their own produce but would still like to have things like lettuce and beans, how does one avoid the diarrhea producing vermin aside from washing the produce?. That doesn't help?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 11:44 AM (D+BhG)


the poly whatever it is parasite is something that grows on human waste contaminated farmland, if the human waste carries the parasite. It is either from sewage, casual crapping or contaminated irrigation water. Generally these risks are reduced in small farms. If you know the local farmer you will probably be ok. You could also bug the neighbor who has a garden to put in extra lettuce or beans for you.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 11:49 AM (rbvCR)

186 They essentially deputize banks to find illegal hiring and report to Treasury.

Figuring out a way of keeping illegals from sending remittances back to their home countries would help a lot too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:49 AM (u6/wt)

187 The plot synopsis that was released the other day sounded great. It’s a send up of Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars, complete with Rey.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 11:45 AM (ZGrMX) .

If it didn't end up safe and just mostly making fun of fans for their "outrage", or safe targets like whites, it could be a cultural watershed moment.

A time where the signal is it's safe to go back in the water. In space, no one can hear an awfl scream. But I am not holding out hope.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:49 AM (jqCWg)

188 And yet, the chief creative of the film is Josh Gad who is a gay

But not the only gay in the village!

Posted by: Dafydd at July 15, 2026 11:50 AM (TbWk/)

189 Was it Plyler v. Texas where the court held Americans are on the hook financially to pay for illegal aliens by the millions in local school districts?

That has to be addressed. It should have been addressed at the time. This is an atrocity

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:50 AM (bNASa)

190 I may be one of the tiny minority of people who can feel a sensation while being radiated, although I'm not yet convinced that it isn't psychosomatic.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 11:48 AM (ExV1e)

Well, grab your rod and reel, and go do some nuclear fishin'!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 11:51 AM (1z8ji)

191 I may be one of the tiny minority of people who can feel a sensation while being radiated, although I'm not yet convinced that it isn't psychosomatic.

Have you started growing huge muscles and turning green yet?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

192 Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:46 AM (bNASa)

But I like vegetables , although I don't eat much salad.. I also like blueberries and blackberries . Am I supposed to give them up as well? Of course, I like them much less than I'd like a case of explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 11:51 AM (D+BhG)

193 Make gay happy again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:51 AM (X0axn)

194 186 They essentially deputize banks to find illegal hiring and report to Treasury.

Figuring out a way of keeping illegals from sending remittances back to their home countries would help a lot too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:49 AM (u6/wt)

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Another Treasury regulation was that anyone on benefits is no longer allowed to send money out of the country. That one was a few months ago.

The OBBB also included a (very small) tax on remittances of 1%. It was going to be 5%, but the final text of the bill went down to 1%.

Still, we all know the history of tax rates. It'll be fun to watch that increase over time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:51 AM (GKzf4)

195 Plyler v. Texas where the court held Americans are on the hook financially to pay for illegal aliens by the millions in local school districts?

That has to be addressed. It should have been addressed at the time. This is an atrocity
Posted by: Common Tater

It’s a tax. Fuck you, pay me.

Posted by: John Paulie Roberts at July 15, 2026 11:52 AM (TSBN+)

196 Cockroaches aren't just a Zoo York thing
* bug warning *

@KTLAMorningNews 1h
SURPRISE LANDING
An insect crashed @KTLA reporter @RachelMenitoff's live shot last night, and we must praise her professionalism. Who else could remain this cool!?
x.com/KTLAMorningNews/status/2077394485903036823

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 11:52 AM (diia5)

197 Figuring out a way of keeping illegals from sending remittances back to their home countries would help a lot too.

And not just illegals. If you are receiving public benefits, you have no business shipping money back to your home country.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:52 AM (u6/wt)

198 Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:47 AM (u6/wt)

The plan was always Kamala. She was never supposed to be runnning against Trump (ahem) and it would have been a walk.

Biden doesn't know what day it is and his people do what they are told. They did for four years. They implemented nothing that the power brokers didn't want. Not one.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:52 AM (jqCWg)

199 The mention of NH reminds me of an article I read a while back. Woman moved her family out to NH from Boston because things were getting dangerous. Then she complained because her children weren't getting exposed to multiculturalism.

"My kids are safe and we are happy. I must destroy that in order to be a good person."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 11:52 AM (RjOoY)

200 195 Plyler v. Texas where the court held Americans are on the hook financially to pay for illegal aliens by the millions in local school districts?

That has to be addressed. It should have been addressed at the time. This is an atrocity
Posted by: Common Tater

======

Federal court just okayed Texas' ban on in-state tuition for illegals at the university level.

It's being chipped away at.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:53 AM (GKzf4)

201 Lunch almost over

Don't believe the Leftists ever

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 11:53 AM (MjpV6)

202 Biden doesn't know what day it is and his people do what they are told.

I wonder how his stage 4 cancer is going?

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 11:53 AM (RjOoY)

203 They have already Californicated Utah. It's part of why we have a blue house seat now. And why the once cheap cost of living has skyrocketed, and it's impossible for anyone to find affordable housing. The young couples here that crank out lots of babies can't afford to buy starter homes for their new families.

A very old friend of mine came to visit Utah from the Bay Area, one of her friends moved near me and she invited her to go see it. (Yes she didn't come to see ME, but her friend and the new house, but that's another story. We did get lunch though and she payed, which was super kind.) Californians swarmed the housing market after Covid, paying cash and offering above price, freezing out actual Utahns. Sold their postage stamp apartments in CA and got a huge house with land in UT.

So if a list is telling more woke libs to stay away from UT, good, because we need all the help we can get keeping people away.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 11:53 AM (gWBY1)

204 Cockroaches aren't just a Zoo York thing
* bug warning *
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*shudders*

Hate those bastards.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 11:54 AM (/0H7F)

205
I wonder how his stage 4 cancer is going?
Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 11:53 AM (RjOoY)



He cured it. Didn't he? He said he would.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:54 AM (X0axn)

206 "Per the Census estimates from April, 2020 as compared to July, 2025, the US total population increased by 3.1%."

How much of that was illegals? Probably 3.09%.

So calculating anything off of that baseline is gonna be difficult if not impossible, and a downward trend from there can be a good thing.

NYC lost some ppl, but approximately 70% of the loss was illegals leaving. That's a good thing. I'd be happy if even more would leave.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

207 203 They have already Californicated Utah. It's part of why we have a blue house seat now. And why the once cheap cost of living has skyrocketed, and it's impossible for anyone to find affordable housing. The young couples here that crank out lots of babies can't afford to buy starter homes for their new families.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 11:53 AM (gWBY1)

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The blue seat in Utah is because of judicial fuckery, and the response from the legislature has been so vociferous that the packing of the court and the retirements since is going to make the Utah Supreme Court one of the most conservative in the nation within a period of about a year.

All for a single House seat that Democrats won't hold for more than a single term.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (GKzf4)

208 SURPRISE LANDING
She sure shook nice

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (hUvnA)

209 The media centers of gravity remain in the blue states, so the bias is still going to be there, but a lot of the "new" media is shifting to Texas, Tennessee and Florida as the populations also move. Whether the politics follows remains to be seen, but Texas seems to be hovering at the edge of a shift because of demographics and the influx of leftists. Locusts move on to a fresh field, after all.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 15, 2026 11:27 AM (QaH55)
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Eh - Texas just gets more red, and has gotten redder as more people have moved there. Migrants now tend to be on the main refugees from blue policies. I think the only place where the old parasite story might still hold is in Boise. As the NGO funding mechanism that funded the democrat machines continues to dry up and the work on cleaning up voter rolls continues the democrat margin for victory continues to narrow. It is their turn to spend some time in the wilderness.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (GZYu7)

210 MUSIC NERDS ONLY!

Why Shostakovich's Jazz Waltz No. 2 is not a Jazz Waltz and also why it's Franco's fault (the good one, not James).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MatQGQbTW08

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)

211 158 So, if one is currently unable to grow their own produce but would still like to have things like lettuce and beans, how does one avoid the diarrhea producing vermin aside from washing the produce?. That doesn't help?


Fen do you have Amish? I go to local farms for produce I don't grow

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (j+aD2)

212 The OBBB also included a (very small) tax on remittances of 1%. It was going to be 5%, but the final text of the bill went down to 1%.

Still, we all know the history of tax rates. It'll be fun to watch that increase over time.


It's also is a way of busting all the informal money transfer businesses that will neglect to pay the tax.

Hello, Minneapolis!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (u6/wt)

213 212 It's also is a way of busting all the informal money transfer businesses that will neglect to pay the tax.

Hello, Minneapolis!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (u6/wt)

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The IRS will spend $10 million to collect $1 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:56 AM (GKzf4)

214 I saw Casual Crapping open for Counting Crows. It was a shit show.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:56 AM (amcLV)

215 It's also is a way of busting all the informal money transfer businesses that will neglect to pay the tax.

Hello, Minneapolis!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (u6/wt)

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The IRS will spend $10 million to collect $1 million.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 11:56 AM (GKzf4)
________

Yea, but they make it up in volume

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)

216 Have you started growing huge muscles and turning green yet?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)


The one tech threatened to have me grow a huge muscle - for certain definitions of huge - but I restrained myself.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 11:57 AM (ExV1e)

217 I saw Casual Crapping open for Counting Crows. It was a shit show.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 11:56 AM (amcLV)



Sounds like it. Ewwwwww.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:58 AM (X0axn)

218 Montezuma's Revenge, brought to you by Taco Bell.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 15, 2026 11:58 AM (QaH55)

219 These people...

This is real.

Netflix’s description of Gone with the Wind:

A 1939 American Civil War epic known for its racism. To learn more about Black lives in America, search "Black Lives Matter."


https://tinyurl.com/bdhe7dwf

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

220 SMH, Mrs. E has a few apppontments and an infusion this week, then wait for results.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 11:58 AM (6tDvd)

221 Will keep her and you in my prayers, E.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 11:59 AM (/0H7F)

222 Mannix!
*Jazzy music plays*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 15, 2026 11:59 AM (xcxpd)

223 You never want these diseases at any age, but it is especially debilitating as we age, get a little older. Complications might even eventually kill you.

Fast food joints are often the vector. Whether deliberate or inadvertently your gut doesn’t care, and it will last for weeks. Avoid

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:59 AM (bNASa)

224 Netflix’s description of Gone with the Wind:

A 1939 American Civil War epic known for its racism. To learn more about Black lives in America, search "Black Lives Matter."

https://tinyurl.com/bdhe7dwf
Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)



Are the Owebama's still on the board? Because that would explain things a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (X0axn)

225 Will keep her and you in my prayers, E.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 11:59 AM (/0H7F)



As always.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (X0axn)

226
Another Treasury regulation was that anyone on benefits is no longer allowed to send money out of the country. That one was a few months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

I'm always curious about how these things are enforced. Also, has Treasury gotten back to us on how much less money is going out of the country?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (mmrXZ)

227 Biden doesn't know what day it is and his people do what they are told. They did for four years. They implemented nothing that the power brokers didn't want. Not one.

I dunno. Obama was obviously really POed that his "mini-primary" idea didn't go anywhere. He took days to endorse Kamala, and did so in a phone call, not in person.

Joe may have been a vegetable, but he still had his family around him, and given Joe's basic personality, even he might have understood Revenge.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (u6/wt)

228 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 11:55 AM (j+aD2)

We have Amish or Mennonite people who come down for some local farm markets a couple of times a week, but I don't mostly see them serving near the produce . They stay in the prepared foods, meats, baked goods and deli sections.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (D+BhG)

229 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (xcxpd)

230 Ex-Ex just went to Cuba to buy a post digger.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (/0H7F)

231 Custer's Revenge > Montezuma's Revenge

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (X0axn)

232 Every western state has been californicated to some extent. Bozeman, Montana is nicknamed Boz Angeles these days due to how expensive it has become. A once sleepy college town has turned into a city where an average home costs $800k.

Posted by: Locusts at July 15, 2026 12:01 PM (TSBN+)

233 The sky is orange here in Southern Ontario. Looks like a post-apocalyptic movie. Will be on the lookout for blind musicians playing flamethrower guitars.

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 12:01 PM (wXgT/)

234 Ex-Ex just went to Cuba to buy a post digger.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (/0H7F)



Seems a long way to go to get a post digger.

Have him pick me up some Cohiba's while he's there. I'll pay him back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:01 PM (X0axn)

235 So if a list is telling more woke libs to stay away from UT, good, because we need all the help we can get keeping people away.
Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 11:53 AM (gWBY1)

Libtards come in 2 classes, ebt poor or uber daddy rich. Both move from blue shitholes looking for greener pastures after shitting up their home turf. Most of the uber daddy rich types move to hang on to daddy's money and pretend they are wealthy for as long as they can since they cannot make a decent income on their bullshit skills.

Posted by: Carpetbaggers and Scalawags at July 15, 2026 12:01 PM (qC81n)

236 226
Another Treasury regulation was that anyone on benefits is no longer allowed to send money out of the country. That one was a few months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

I'm always curious about how these things are enforced. Also, has Treasury gotten back to us on how much less money is going out of the country?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (mmrXZ)

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Wires are handled by banks who collect idenfitying information. They have access to databases about who people are and can crosscheck quickly, especially if they're expected to be the enforcement arm of Treasury regulations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:01 PM (GKzf4)

237 I've been thinking about the left running around claiming you are more likely to be killed by ICE then an illegal and it is just stunning how brazen of a lie it is.

Just pretend illegals don't commit crimes. So...0 deaths by them. Then take the handful of ICE cases and wah lah...you gave more ICE killings then killings by illegals.

And...illegals commit about 1/3 of all violent crimes in the US. Every day they kill 15 or so people. EVERY SINGLE DAY

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 12:02 PM (sKqQm)

238 and congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (xcxpd)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:02 PM (X0axn)

239 lol Sponge. That's the biggest town near our AO.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (/0H7F)

240 Seems a long way to go to get a post digger.
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That is, word for word, exactly what I thought.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (amcLV)

241 These people...

This is real.

Netflix’s description of Gone with the Wind:

A 1939 American Civil War epic known for its racism. To learn more about Black lives in America, search "Black Lives Matter."

https://tinyurl.com/bdhe7dwf
Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
______

I don't think NF carries GWtW. This might be a hoax. I don't have NF on my office computer, so I can't check myself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

242 >>> All for a single House seat that Democrats won't hold for more than a single term.

TJM, The previous Utah map sliced up super blue SLC into pie slices. The new blue house seat is now all of those pie slices together. It's never going to be red, it's blue forever.

I know about the judicial effery (and the judge sleeping with one of the map advocates), but part of what spurred it in the first place is the blue of SLC getting brighter blue from more lefties moving there. The new woke CA Karen carpetbaggers adding their shrieks to the shrieks already there.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (gWBY1)

243 Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (u6/wt)

Have to remember everything Obama says is a lie or has some reason. Kamala was always next up and Biden's ginormous treasury got transfered to her without question. Any other solution would have raised donation questions, also Democrats only like to feint at giving the "people" a choice.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (jqCWg)

244 I still think it should say "Jump to top of Comments" since that's what the link does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:04 PM (X0axn)

245 Seems a long way to go to get a post digger.
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That is, word for word, exactly what I thought.

*fistbump*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (amcLV)
___

My work is done.

Prayers up for a speedy recovery, Capt.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:05 PM (/0H7F)

246 That is, word for word, exactly what I thought.

*fistbump*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (amcLV)




*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:05 PM (X0axn)

247 {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 12:06 PM (amcLV)

248 lol Sponge. That's the biggest town near our AO.
Posted by: SMH

Rush hour there is two pickups and a tractor at the stop sign.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 12:06 PM (VmkSV)

249 The best character in GWTW is Mammie.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)

250 Another Treasury regulation was that anyone on benefits is no longer allowed to send money out of the country. That one was a few months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

I'm always curious about how these things are enforced. Also, has Treasury gotten back to us on how much less money is going out of the country?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:00 PM (mmrXZ)
____________

Depends on where the wire originates from. Real banks require all kinds of ID when opening an account, so they can pretty easily track and cross-reference your ID when you send a wire.

But the western unions and similar (sleazy?) operations? I'm not sure. I think treasury might have to bring some prosecutions against them before they fly right.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 15, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

251 A new "Kroger Marketplace" opened up in town. It's supposed to be, I dunno', something special. They sell assorted goods beyond just food. Like housewares and the like. My wife would like to go and see it.

I'm betting the produce is skimpy and full of rotten or nearly rotten stuff. Like the other Kroger's around here. They all buy from the same supplier, so why would this place be any different?

Yet, the wife... she want's to go and "experience" this mega market. I'll need an edible when we get home.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 12:06 PM (jehhT)

252 242 >>> All for a single House seat that Democrats won't hold for more than a single term.

TJM, The previous Utah map sliced up super blue SLC into pie slices. The new blue house seat is now all of those pie slices together. It's never going to be red, it's blue forever.

I know about the judicial effery (and the judge sleeping with one of the map advocates), but part of what spurred it in the first place is the blue of SLC getting brighter blue from more lefties moving there. The new woke CA Karen carpetbaggers adding their shrieks to the shrieks already there.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (gWBY1)

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The maps will get redrawn next year, and the district will disappear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 12:07 PM (GKzf4)

253 @233 far cry, I live in the mid Hudson and our sky is very hazy, with air quality alerts because of Canadian fires.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 12:08 PM (m2wmY)

254 Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 11:59 AM (bNASa)

Thanks. I don't go to fast food places.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 12:08 PM (D+BhG)

255 Rush hour there is two pickups and a tractor at the stop sign.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 12:06 PM (VmkSV)
___

Got I-44 running through it, so quite a bit more than two pickups, lol.

But yeah, it is a small town, but with the interstate, they have a bit more ammenities.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:08 PM (/0H7F)

256 Yet, the wife... she want's to go and "experience" this mega market. I'll need an edible when we get home.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 12:06 PM


Just look at the ceiling and think of AoSHQ.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 12:08 PM (0sNs1)

257 I don't think NF carries GWtW. This might be a hoax. I don't have NF on my office computer, so I can't check myself.

They have descriptions for movies they don't carry. It's real. Dozens of people have posted independent screenshots.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2026 12:08 PM (2ocoG)

258 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (NcvvS)

259 In the end, America just isn't for everybody, and the ones who hate should just get the fuck out and move to their idea of utopia. Plenty of failed countries out there running their stupid ideas that they can move to.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (S41Gd)

260 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (X0axn)

261 Yet, the wife... she want's to go and "experience" this mega market. I'll need an edible when we get home.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 12:06 PM

Just look at the ceiling and think of AoSHQ.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 12:08 PM (0sNs1)
___

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (/0H7F)

262 lol Sponge. That's the biggest town near our AO.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 15, 2026 12:03 PM (/0H7F)

=====

Does it have a weird pronunciation?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (DRSnL)

263 TJM definitively ranks the films of John Frankenheimer

Jeez, an hour and 40 minutes?

Anyone got a precis? Reindeer Games is #1, right?

Posted by: far cry at July 15, 2026 12:09 PM (pBJ6M)

264
Anyone have a sense of Liban Mohamed's chances in Utah? He's only 27 and lost his first, probably performative, race, but I'm sure he's ambitious and determined.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:12 PM (mmrXZ)

265 >>> Libtards come in 2 classes, ebt poor or uber daddy rich.
Posted by: Carpetbaggers and Scalawags

There is a third, and in some ways they are the worst. They are the ones that are productive, hardworking Americans, and on paper and in their daily lives live like a conservative. Fiscally responsible. But they latch onto every woke cause possible, virtue signal every leftist talking point, and often raise the uber daddy rich kids.

A lot of Asian and Indian families I grew up with were this way, as were blue collar kids who went to college and got white collar jobs. They benefit the most from capitalism and the American dream, and yet then teach their kids to believe it's evil. While living like a conservative. Crazy subversive. The hardest to dismiss because they are smart, should know better and be more self aware.

These were the ones Spencer Pratt was trying to appeal to the most. Hard working libs who buy into the lies, but at some point, the reality about how bad liberal policies actually are, and how it's destroying the cities they love, and might finally red pill them.

Posted by: LizLem at July 15, 2026 12:13 PM (gWBY1)

266 Kamala was always next up and Biden's ginormous treasury got transfered to her without question.
——-

No, not necessarily - it depends. And Good Luck trying to get a Refund from Democrats. LOL!

The one thing (only) thing Democrat and Republican strategists agreed on, was Biden was Toast, they were Stuck with Biden, and you can’t swap out the candidate without getting your clock cleaned electorally.

It was never close and was never going to be close. I think the media wanted the viewers and clicks, so they pretended for six months that Harris and that weirdo fuckhead had a chance.

No chance. Ever

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 12:13 PM (bNASa)

267
The thing to keep in mind about the strawberry/fruit sellers in the Home Depot parking lot, or the flower sellers standing in the median at the traffic light.... they're paying off their debt to the cartels/coyotes with those sales. The cartels buy up truckloads of fruit and distribute it to the illegals that pay to cross the border. The cartels don't bother trying to get you to pay in advance, because they make more by having you go into debt to them. And you can't refuse to sell, or run, because they know where your family lives, both here in the US or in Mexico. You run, and a very nice man from the cartel will visit your parents in Chihuahua.

Basically, the fruitsellers are cartel slaves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2026 12:16 PM (y9nCu)

268 146 The Hispanic flower sellers and strawberry sellers that were common in my part of suburban Portland have gone away.

(They sold boxes of strawberries with a layer of good strawberries on top, with the rest of the box being rotten.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 15, 2026 11:38 AM (u6/wt)

They learned that from Teh Jooz™!
Posted by: Or Microsoft at July 15, 2026 11:40 AM (TbWk/)

heh ... Or Microsoft

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 12:22 PM (6wpGE)

269 The lemmings were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 15, 2026 12:35 PM (sYM3s)

270 LGBTQ+


Remember when it was just G?


They'll always be homos to me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 15, 2026 12:42 PM (4NO2D)

271 Wonder if this could be a factor -

Almost half of all DACA recipients reside in California (about 28%) and Texas (around 17%). Other states with significant populations include Illinois (5%), New York (4%), and Florida (4%)

(DACA) appears to be beneficial as far as stability & homeownership. Reportedly, over 30% of DACA recipients are homeowners, and more than 900,000 U.S. citizens live in a household with a DACA recipient, recipients are raising an estimated 300,000 U.S.-citizen children.

As far as employment, 10s of thousands work as nurses, health aides, tech staff in hospitals and care centers. Thousands are bilingual K-12 teachers & educators. They're also represented in agricultural, grocery supply chain, and regional construction workforces.

OTOH, how accurate are TPS stats for the DACA program? Lousy, I would think. And if DACA work permits were revoked... 😬. Seems like solid planning by O & Joe and The American Center for Progress.

Could be a neat package to thwart the Trump administration's deportation efforts, etc. as it seems to fit well into current, highly controversial ICE issues and the underhanded methods of prior Democratic administrations.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 02:17 PM (NFX2v)

272 266. It was never close and was never going to be close. I think the media wanted the viewers and clicks, so they pretended for six months that Harris and that weirdo fuckhead had a chance.

No chance. Ever
Posted by: Common Tater

But a load of billionaires, and the stock market, needed time to plan what was acceptable and what would be next - for awhile.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 02:21 PM (NFX2v)

273 Anecdotal, but my gutter cleaner guy here in East Tennessee said most of the new arrivals he has met are conservative refugees.

Glad to see Tenn. make the Lefty Naughty List. Hopefully it will keep some of the leftwingers OUT.

Posted by: Beverly at July 15, 2026 04:16 PM (reMys)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Thompson Beauties1.jpg

American Beauties
Jerome B. Thompson

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Boobs!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (mISmA)

2 yowza!

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

3 Art!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)

4 The artist was so poor he could not afford clothes for them.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (RjOoY)

5 I sense a theme this week.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

6 Well, the breast fetishists will be happier than yesterday.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

7 Ta Ta's.

Posted by: Diddler at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (vlDcE)

8 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)

9 Looks to be C cup

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)

10 The brunette looks to have a plan.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (0+1tY)

11 Tit art Wednesday.

Can't beat it.

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (sJHOI)

12 sorry about yours being chubby...

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

13 lotta cracks in that painting

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

14 Nudes two days running! Nice.

Though these ladies could use some treadmill time just like Venus yesterday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

15 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

16 The artist was so poor he could not afford clothes for them.
Posted by: NR Pax


The artist is a playa. He's got them thinking that they're getting the modeling job.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (mISmA)

17 Stark raving nekkid!

Posted by: Thumbs at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (vlDcE)

18 i'll take the ten minutes.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

19 The brunette looks to have a plan.
A canal?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (Kt19C)

20 9 solid b

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

21 CBD is on a roll!!

Would bang. Uh, hang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (/ocYZ)

22 Not being able to see their faces, I can't really tell if they're beautiful or not, although the woman on the right seems to have a pleasant face. I like the colors in the shrubbery in the back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (D+BhG)

23 sorry about yours being chubby...
Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026


***
Abbott: "When I had two girls, didn't I share one with you?"

Costello: "Yours had teeth. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

24 MOFAB
American Beauties
Jerome B. Thompson (American, 1814–1886)1867
Medium/Technique
Oil on canvas
Dimensions
42.86 x 60.32 cm (16 7/8 x 23 3/4 in.)
Credit Line
Gift of Madeleine Thompson Edmonds
Accession Number
1986.400
NOT ON VIEW

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (/+uur)

25 Bare naked ladies!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

26 Oh, this is nice. Actual boobs this time. A bit on the small side, but still nice. Not microscopic, like yesterday’s.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

27 They seem to have cute faces.

(I know, I know: "They have faces??")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

28 They’re waiting for The Paolo

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (bAJQW)

29 Ta Ta's.
Posted by: Diddler at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM


Ta Ta's >>> Tay Tay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:35 AM (bFu5X)

30 23 he's not complaining...

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

31 I dunno...I think one of them chicks might be a Mexican!

Posted by: Unwillin' Barkis at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (S+LRT)

32 Bushes in the front , bushes behind.
Like this one.
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (m2wmY)

33 Boobies!!!! Aso my favorite dead album.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (sl73Y)

34 my pronouns: me/ them.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

35 I like his portrait of "Gathering Wildflowers" and some of his other landscapes which I just took a look at.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (D+BhG)

36 MOFAB
American Beauties
Jerome B. Thompson (American, 1814–1886)1867
Medium/Technique
Oil on canvas
Dimensions
42.86 x 60.32 cm (16 7/8 x 23 3/4 in.)
Credit Line
Gift of Madeleine Thompson Edmonds
Accession Number
1986.400
NOT ON VIEW
Posted by: r hennigantx


Bastards wanting to fap to it themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (mISmA)

37 34 LOL

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

38 C'mon girls, I know it is hot out, but put some clothes on!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (ibDUx)

39 Water lilies, flowers, a cool pond on a hot day....

Mosquitoes, ticks...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)

40 They are pretty girls.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (qFwJc)

41 The paintings this week, were tastefully selected by Lambda Lambda Lambda's finest, Booger.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (5b2dp)

42 All seriousness aside, the texture of the girls' hair, and of the riverbank grasses around them, are well done. The girls' bodies seem rather *smooth,* almost unfinished, as if the artist did not care to detail them or was interrupted before he could.

The brunette looks sorta like Christine McGlade of the long-ago You Can't Do That on Television Nickelodeon series.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

43 There must be at least three tits in this picture.

Posted by: Quality Learing Center graduate at July 15, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

44 I see a blonde and a brunette.

Where's the obligatory redhead?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (FZ29D)

45 I'm sensing a theme here.
Let's see. . . is it. . . sunlight?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

46 There must be at least three tits in this picture.
Posted by: Quality Learing Center graduate at July 15, 2026


***
Maybe five, if there's a bird in there somewhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

47 The brunette likes dem titties, too. She's looking right at them and smiling.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (J4Dwc)

48
Boobs, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (1oSzn)

49 Nekkids this week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (wOO3z)

50 I'm sensing a theme here.
Let's see. . . is it. . . sunlight?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM


Just be grateful for the complete lack of ottomans this week. So far...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)

51 Remind me of underage girls on Epstein Island.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

52 Well, they certainly ain't hobbit girls.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (LHPAg)

53 All seriousness aside, the texture of the girls' hair, and of the riverbank grasses around them, are well done. The girls' bodies seem rather *smooth,* almost unfinished, as if the artist did not care to detail them

or was interrupted before he could.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Wife walked in on him.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (mISmA)

54 Definitely need some Frazetta for this week's theme.

The documentary Frazetta is really good in that it is outside of the pretentious lefty art world.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (/WQyy)

55 Aliens who study earth through its art will be very surprised when they finally land here and everyone isn’t strolling around naked

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (bAJQW)

56 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

57 It's Nude Week!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

58 The chicks are hot, nice work. But inaccurate. It's a lacustrine environment in the summer. They should be covered in chigger bites.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:41 AM (BI5O2)

59 It's Nude Week!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:41 AM


No gnudes is bad gnudes.

Posted by: Gary Gnu at July 15, 2026 09:41 AM (bFu5X)

60 Looks like the same model painted twice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (Ot/FD)

61 Maybe make a movie about it? But I could only afford one of them.

Posted by: Sam Mendes at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (jehhT)

62 Ola chicas que tal?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (RIvkX)

63 >>Maybe five, if there's a bird in there somewhere.

Over there, in the bush

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (X8xt3)

64 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

65 They old enough?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (2YhKe)

66 44 The Paolo, man of good taste that he is, scooped up the redhead first. They are going at it just out of frame.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

67 So -- the Three Graces tomorrow?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (amcLV)

68 American Beauties.

No body hair that I can see. I approve.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 09:43 AM (qRla/)

69 Water lilies, flowers, a cool pond on a hot day....

Mosquitoes, ticks...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)



Isn't there a song?

"I'd like to check you for ticks."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

70 They old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

If I was a betting man.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:43 AM (wOO3z)

71 S'up, MP4?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:44 AM (bFu5X)

72 You rarely see "lacustrine" in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at July 15, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

73 >>Just be grateful for the complete lack of ottomans this week. So far...


SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Evernay entionmay ucianlay eudfray!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:44 AM (X8xt3)

74 Are we in the middle of Va-Jay-Jay Week … ? Wow … !

Posted by: Dr_No at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (ayRl+)

75 Looks like the same model painted twice.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026


***
Sisters, man. Or cousins.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

76 S'up, MP4?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:44 AM (bFu5X)


Not much. Writing. Trying to stay offline.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (qRla/)

77 67 So -- the Three Graces tomorrow?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (amcLV)

Kelly, Flick, and Jones?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (Ot/FD)

78 >>You rarely see "lacustrine" in a limerick.

Surprising, since it rhymes with Venus!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (X8xt3)

79 They're a little too old for me.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Mosquitoes, ticks...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July

Don't forget leeches.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (sl73Y)

81 So -- the Three Graces tomorrow?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM


Unless we disappoint CBD. Then we'll get Hillary, Rosa DeLauro, and Maxine Waters...three disgraces.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:47 AM (bFu5X)

82 Not much. Writing. Trying to stay offline.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026


***
I'm doing the same. No AoSHQ until I've gotten at least a page done in the morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

83 Don't forget leeches.
Posted by: From about That Time

But enough about art critics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (ndZc7)

84 Mosquitoes, ticks...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

And gnarly gnats.

Posted by: Nothing gnu at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

85 Not much. Writing. Trying to stay offline.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM


Honestly, that sounds like a great mental health break. Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (bFu5X)

86 I'm fixated on chiggers at the moment. My back yard got a little out of control because of a string of weekend rains keeping me from mowing. I finally got my chance on Sunday, andbi forgot bug spray. The chiggers took half my body weight in blood and now my legs look like a shooting map of Chicago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (BI5O2)

87 I thought I might do a limerick today but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 'newbies'...

Posted by: muldoon at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)

88 This reminds me again that, though Mrs. Wolfus No.1 was a sandy blonde and No. 2 a ginger, I still do prefer the brunettes. Dark brown or black hair, fair skin, and green or blue eyes . . . kryptonite for me, man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (wzUl9)

89 I think the brunette just farted, and is looking to see if the blonde notices.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

90 This art reminds me of those old ‘twins’ coors lite ads that were so willfully stupid and sleazy they were like SNL parodies of beer commercials if SNL wasn’t a bunch of unfunny hacks.

No way anyone would put out an ad like that today.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (bAJQW)

91 Well, I like this two day trend. The scene is so natural and peaceful. The girls (late teens?) are lovely and maybe a little adventurous. You can almost hear the tinkling of the shallow water as it flows. I wonder if the audience was meant to be guys enjoying the view or older women remembering their younger, more innocent days.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

92 Honestly, that sounds like a great mental health break. Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026


***
As informative and exhaustive as JJ's Morning Report is, I try to avoid all the bad news.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

93 I thought I might do a limerick today but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 'newbies'...
Posted by: muldoon at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)



lulz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (2YhKe)

94 Looking at today's painting I recalled a phrase I haven't heard in a long time: pencil test.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)

95 I'm surprised there is not at least one frog to be seen on those lily pads in the stream.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

96 93 I thought I might do a limerick today but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 'newbies'...
Posted by: muldoon at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)

======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (GKzf4)

97 "Did you just call me a ripe aryan?"

"No, I said.... oh, just shut up and go swim already."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (Ot/FD)

98 And gnarly gnats.
Posted by: Nothing gnu

Is this about us?

Posted by: Gneissistic gnostic gnarling gnomes at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

99 My favorite nude is Renoir's Nude in Sunlight ( I like Impressionism). The French Academy described it as a rotting corpse. They didn't like Impressionism.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (/WQyy)

100 Did you just call me a ripe aryan?"

"No, I said.... oh, just shut up and go swim already."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (Ot/FD)

Ha!

You might be right. I was thinking lake, but it could be a river.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (BI5O2)

101
Honestly, that sounds like a great mental health break. Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (bFu5X)



If I'm online, it's here (or a couple other conservative link sites), automotive or home repair.

Period.


boobs.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (2YhKe)

102 88 I guess Zooey Deschanel won’t be lifting that restraining order against you anytime soon, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

103 It's easy to guess what the brunette is looking at. But what's got the blonde's attention? She's shielding her eyes from the sun to see something better, but what? (The brunette's left thigh?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)

104 I thought I might do a limerick today but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 'newbies'...

I can't think of anything other than JuJubes.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (Riz8t)

105 EXCLUSIVE: Dem Candidate Said Molesting Kids ‘Not Necessarily Rape,’ Brought Sex Offender To School

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I guess it wasn't rape rape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

106
99 My favorite nude is Renoir's Nude in Sunlight ( I like Impressionism). The French Academy described it as a rotting corpse. They didn't like Impressionism.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (/WQyy)

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"Impressionism will lead to rock and roll which will lead to rap which will lead to transgenderism."
-some French guy, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (GKzf4)

107 I'm surprised there is not at least one frog to be seen on those lily pads in the stream.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)
——

‘We took care of them, bruh’

— Scorpions

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (bAJQW)

108 >>No way anyone would put out an ad like that today.

Heh, on X there's been an 80's Gillette ad getting posted that is so wonderfully wholesome and masculine. It's jarring compared to what we get now.

https://tinyurl.com/4p997e5n

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (X8xt3)

109 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.

Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)

110 At first glance, I thought they seemed oddly nonchalant about escaping the brush fire by wading in the creek.
Then I realized that was foliage.
Needs work.

Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (f+FmA)

111 105 EXCLUSIVE: Dem Candidate Said Molesting Kids ‘Not Necessarily Rape,’ Brought Sex Offender To School

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I guess it wasn't rape rape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

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This is a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (GKzf4)

112 Binary joke

Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (dm0MY)

113 "Did you just call me a ripe aryan?"

"No, I said.... oh, just shut up and go swim already."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026


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* Applause *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

114 Look out, they will turn you into a toad!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (viF8m)

115 Dark brown or black hair, fair skin, and green or blue eyes . . . kryptonite for me, man.

I think that's a nigh-on universal thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (Riz8t)

116 87 jujubees?

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (R11M+)

117 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)



World War 11?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

118 I like this weeks theme!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (wLnmp)

119 109 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)

Ah, yes, the Scogg Scale.

1 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:55 AM (Ot/FD)

120 My favorite nude is Renoir's Nude in Sunlight ( I like Impressionism). The French Academy described it as a rotting corpse. They didn't like Impressionism.
Posted by: polynikes

Rich Little was my favorite impressionismist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)

121 hear the tinkling of the shallow water as it

Phrasing.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:55 AM (sl73Y)

122 Wait is breasts considered a fetish?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (jqCWg)

123 Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.

Today is not that day. I'm smoking pork ribs and a pork butt for pulled pork. I can't really go anywhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (Riz8t)

124 122 Wait is breasts considered a fetish?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (jqCWg)

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I think the strictest definition of fetish is anything not directly related to sexual intercourse that excites sexually.

So, yeah, technically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (GKzf4)

125 But what's got the blonde's attention? She's shielding her eyes from the sun to see something better, but what? (The brunette's left thigh?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM
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Something, something carpet something drapes.

Posted by: My twelve year old self at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

126 123 Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.

Today is not that day. I'm smoking pork ribs and a pork butt for pulled pork. I can't really go anywhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (Riz8t)

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Perfect time to like and subscribe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (GKzf4)

127 Heh, on X there's been an 80's Gillette ad getting posted that is so wonderfully wholesome and masculine. It's jarring compared to what we get now.

https://tinyurl.com/4p997e5n
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026


***
I love my vintage Gillette razors. They were made so solidly that seventy or eighty years after they were produced, they still just *work*.

I avoid their new products including their double-edged safety razor blades. Plenty of other sources for those online without patronizing a company that clearly hates men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

128 94 the yields of lander's.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

129 I'm surprised there is not at least one frog to be seen on those lily pads in the stream.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Spend a lot of time in swamps, I have never seen a frog upon a lily pad. Amongst them, sure, but never on.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (sl73Y)

130 He's gonna hit us with something nasty on Friday, isn't he...

Posted by: That lady from The Office at July 15, 2026 09:58 AM (OUMaO)

131 127 I love my vintage Gillette razors. They were made so solidly that seventy or eighty years after they were produced, they still just *work*.

I avoid their new products including their double-edged safety razor blades. Plenty of other sources for those online without patronizing a company that clearly hates men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

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My dad (an industrial engineer and academic statistician who has done a whole lot of real world consulting work) likes to say that he saw the design and manufacturing plans of the three edged blade before it was released to the public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:58 AM (GKzf4)

132 *Wait is breasts considered a fetish?*
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Breasts, thighs, wings...hell, even necks.

Posted by: Popeyes Fried Chicken at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

133 I guess God got him for that.

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

134 No way anyone would put out an ad like that today.

Heh, on X there's been an 80's Gillette ad getting posted that is so wonderfully wholesome and masculine. It's jarring compared to what we get now.

https://tinyurl.com/4p997e5n
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (X8xt3)
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lol, all the Wall Street bros …

Gillette did a recent remake of this ad, of sorts, only instead of a father teaching his young son how to shave, it was a father teaching his mentally ill transgender ‘son’ how to shave. Revolting.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (bAJQW)

135 Hyacinth Bucket would like to invite you to her waterside supper with riparian entertainment.

But not those hussies...

Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (f+FmA)

136 I'm surprised there is not at least one frog to be seen on those lily pads in the stream.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
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Spend a lot of time in swamps, I have never seen a frog upon a lily pad. Amongst them, sure, but never on.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026


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I must be thinking of cartoons then. It would be tough for a frog to climb onto a lily pad without tipping it over.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

137 pork butt for pulled pork
Friday's art?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (Kt19C)

138 I enjoy the artist's landscapes, they are both natural and luminous. But when he shows people there is a sharp division. The clothed people are a bit stiff in their faces and postures. The nudes are much more natural, realistic, in their expressions and stances. Of course they also show off his ability to do skin tones.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

139 133 I guess God got him for that.

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

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So, God punishes people for political things?

What does that say about God's intention for Trump after a bullet grazed his ear instead of exploding his head?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:00 AM (GKzf4)

140 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

What assholes. Nothing like urinating on his coffin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:00 AM (wOO3z)

141 I like pork butter and I cannot lie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

142 Very nicely done

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 10:00 AM (MjpV6)

143 I won an award in fifth grade for my project on high desert riparian environments. I think the teacher just liked that my dad taught me the word "riparian." She was a wretched old bag.

*spits*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:01 AM (BI5O2)

144 136 Well then, I hope frogs stay the hell away from Guam.
— Hank Johnson

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

145 Cochinita pibil

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 10:01 AM (Kt19C)

146 Detecting a Big Booty theme this week

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 10:01 AM (MjpV6)

147 123 try searing the shoulder with a few ounces of tequila.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

148 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.


Man I thought I couldn't hate those pedos more.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 10:02 AM (/WQyy)

149
My dad (an industrial engineer and academic statistician who has done a whole lot of real world consulting work) likes to say that he saw the design and manufacturing plans of the three edged blade before it was released to the public.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026


***
Back in the '80s I tried those multi-blade things. Invariably I nicked myself or irritated my skin. Not to mention, every time I went to the store to get a new cartridge, the old ones were gone and there was a new model that required a whole new handle. No thanks.

The classic safety razor with soap or cream applied with a brush, or even with Barbasol foam, works like a dream for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)

150 SMOD, if you are around, read your comment on Suncor v. City of Boulder and then went to read the amicus brief at issue.

And the US DoJ does not say in its amicus what you fear. Standard preemption starting on page 14-19 of the brief--first that the tail does not wag the dog--states cannot regulate absent specific allowable areas by Congress, beyond its borders under the Constitution, and the furthermore is that the Clean Air Act precludes any state or locality from regulating because it preempts for the federal government the powers under the interstate commerce clause for air pollutants.

Preclusion does not mean that carbon dioxide is a pollutant (as per the withdrawal of the finding) but rather that states or localities cannot add to the list of air pollutants nor regulate them as those are inherently matters that cross state boundaries.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:03 AM (E4rtv)

151 149 Back in the '80s I tried those multi-blade things. Invariably I nicked myself or irritated my skin. Not to mention, every time I went to the store to get a new cartridge, the old ones were gone and there was a new model that required a whole new handle. No thanks.

The classic safety razor with soap or cream applied with a brush, or even with Barbasol foam, works like a dream for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)

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I use two-bladed disposable razors and no soap to clean up the cheeks and neck.

The soap stuff has always felt like extra work not worth the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:03 AM (GKzf4)

152 Alt title: "American Boobies"



Sometimes I don't even know you people.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 15, 2026 10:04 AM (DsA2n)

153 Speaking of ripe Aryans, I just watched a few minutes of Cassandra Peterson appearing without her Elvira costume and wig on the Tonight Show years ago. That's what Aphrodite/Venus should look like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)

154 Test for my stalker. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (uOLAf)

155 Waiting for the third sister so they can sing the Siren song.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (afJtY)

156 Chancellor of elite California medical school: “The vast majority of pregnancies are in women.”

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Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

157 "...try searing the shoulder with a few ounces of tequila."


Next week on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman...

Posted by: Somber narrator voice at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

158 154 Test for my stalker. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (uOLAf)

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Miracle Max?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (GKzf4)

159 Gorgeous. Would hang.

Posted by: GWB at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (kU0PQ)

160 I use two-bladed disposable razors and no soap to clean up the cheeks and neck.

The soap stuff has always felt like extra work not worth the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026


***
A set of Bic disposables some years ago convinced me that classic "wet" shaving was a good idea. But the rest of it, well, it's a kind of hobby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)

161 I still use Gillette Mach 3 razors with the vibration thing. Yes, I know. Gillette can go spit. But these razors work the best for me (by far).

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 10:06 AM (bAJQW)

162 Since this is before sunscreen they aren't going to be that alabaster white for long...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)

163 Graham did turn against Trump. He was a J6 fanatic when it suited him. "Dark Day in American History." "The System Worked." "You Have Guns, Use Them!"

Then he turned again when he realized he colossally fucked up and the King wasn't dead.

This is the problem with reflexive treachery.

Everyone hates you in the end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:06 AM (BI5O2)

164 140 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

What assholes. Nothing like urinating on his coffin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
=========
Former GOPe losers that became traitors wail uselessly while counting their ill gotten 30 pieces of silver. Little good it will do them and their precious reputations. Dead intellectually already while their bodies rot into masses of corpulent flesh. No one will mourn their passing.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:07 AM (E4rtv)

165 I must be thinking of cartoons then. It would be tough for a frog to climb onto a lily pad without tipping it over.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

"The Old Mill"- Walt Disney Silly Symphonies.
One of the very best, imo.

Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 10:07 AM (f+FmA)

166 I like pork butter and I cannot lie!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

Damn autocucumber! This is an outrage!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

167 Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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An idea so breathtakingly stupid that only a person educated beyond their intelligence could believe.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:08 AM (E4rtv)

168 Wait is breasts considered a fetish?

A fetish tends to focus on a body part or an accessory to the exclusion of entire-body sexuality. Hence, breasts / bras, feet / shoes, legs / stockings.

Oddly, women generally do not tend to have fetishes. They may admire a body part, but it is usually in the context of sex. While you would have no trouble finding a man who is turned on by womens' stockings*, finding a woman who is turned on by mens' feet would be quite a task.

*Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:08 AM (qRla/)

169 Off to get my daily zapping. Later gators.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 10:08 AM (ExV1e)

170 The best Word to describe this painting: Perky

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:08 AM (sKqQm)

171 >>Waiting for the third sister so they can sing the Siren song.

This woman gets it.

It's a trap!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 10:09 AM (viF8m)

172 154 Is this like a Sixth Sense thing — “I stalk dead people?”

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

173 So, God punishes people for political things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Bulwark assholes would already be smited if that was the case.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (E4rtv)

174 100% is a majority so the doctor is correct.

Posted by: Math at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (TSBN+)

175
Oddly, women generally do not tend to have fetishes. They may admire a body part, but it is usually in the context of sex. While you would have no trouble finding a man who is turned on by womens' stockings*, finding a woman who is turned on by mens' feet would be quite a task.

*Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026


***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 told me she liked the backs of men's necks. But she found them "fascinating," not sexy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)

176 Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.

That sounds dumb...but I was thinking the other day for solitary animals like say squirrels, the momma squirrel must be pretty surprised when she gives birth.

Pack/social animals will see others give birth but solitary animals don't...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (sKqQm)

177 173 So, God punishes people for political things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Bulwark assholes would already be smited if that was the case.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (E4rtv)

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Must mean that Stalin was God appointed since he didn't die at the hands of enemies, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (GKzf4)

178 try searing the shoulder with a few ounces of tequila."


Next week on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman...
Posted by: Somber narrator voice


A few ounces of tequila will help with searing shoulder pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (mISmA)

179 Speaking of ripe Aryans, I just watched a few minutes of Cassandra Peterson appearing without her Elvira costume and wig on the Tonight Show years ago. That's what Aphrodite/Venus should look like.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)


I happen to have a thing for Sarah Palmer playing Gwengoolie, myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (qRla/)

180 Y'know who else was a ripe Aryan?
Did Schumer learn his fart techniques in a bunker?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (Kt19C)

181 There are hints that matriarchy was more common before civilization though it is really, really hard to classify such things.

But if that is true it means that patriarchy is likely necessary for civilization.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

182 How many men back in the day got into painting to have the opportunity to paint a scene like this?

Note, you couldn't just start a band yet

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)

183 Sven Squad is lame and gay.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 10:12 AM (Kt19C)

184 still use Gillette Mach 3 razors with the vibration thing. Yes, I know. Gillette can go spit. But these razors work the best for me (by far).
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Gillette makes good shit, it's just that the corporate suite has been taken over by assholes.
Sometimes you just have to ignore them.
On the other hand cheap bastard me switched to store brand disposables and Barbasol years ago.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 10:12 AM (sl73Y)

185 9 Speaking of ripe Aryans, I just watched a few minutes of Cassandra Peterson appearing without her Elvira costume and wig on the Tonight Show years ago. That's what Aphrodite/Venus should look like.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026
*
I happen to have a thing for Sarah Palmer playing Gwengoolie, myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026


***
Yes indeed. The young Cassandra as Aphrodite, and Sarah as Discord --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

186 181 There are hints that matriarchy was more common before civilization though it is really, really hard to classify such things.

But if that is true it means that patriarchy is likely necessary for civilization.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

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Eugene Levy has a travel show on Apple.

He went to Utah in one episode and visits a local Native American family. They're matriarchal.

He has voiceover about how things can be done right when women run things, but the visuals are of complete and total abject poverty in the desert.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (GKzf4)

187 Woke lady vandalizes lost fisherman memorial because she thinks the statue's mooring line is a noose 🤡

https://tinyurl.com/mumc4m22

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All fishing trips begin with a lynching for good luck. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

188 American Beauties
Jerome B. Thompson

Though these are not scenes from everyday life, no doubt Jerry made good money from such fine works of art featuring very young 'women.'

This painting somehow reminds me of Thumbelina from the Hans Christian Andersen classic fairy tale. Big foliage and rock, small people in comparison.

I'd pass hanging, not at all over boob viewing distress but rather the willies I get considering the possible age of the models and monetary profits gleamed.

Jer could do much better as an artist.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

189 Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


***
Let me guess. Anthro prof was a woman?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

190 167 "you smell like fish
after fish is dead" -king kong

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

191 would hang

Posted by: Gref at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (OoD18)

192 Yeah, Sarah Palmer is a good-looking dame.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

193 190 167 "you smell like fish
after fish is dead" -king kong

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

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That guy ain't got nothin' on me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (GKzf4)

194 I happen to have a thing for Sarah Palmer playing Gwengoolie, myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM


You are a man of good taste.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (bFu5X)

195 Fetush, no. Appreciation of a well shaped male ass encased in a pair of Wranglers, yes.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (afJtY)

196 Must mean that Stalin was God appointed since he didn't die at the hands of enemies, or something.

Not disagreeing on your broader point, but in the end he might have been poisoned by Beria...

Of course the more standard interpretation is he purged the elite Soviet medical establishment and then terrified his underlings so much they waited so long to call for medical help that it dramatically reduced his change of survival.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (sKqQm)

197 But if that is true it means that patriarchy is likely necessary for civilization.



and true progress

and wealth

and not being stuck in a longhouse forever

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (j+aD2)

198 All fishing trips begin with a lynching for good luck. Everybody knows that.

This is known.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (wOO3z)

199 168 "we all got our little things" -my dead supernintendo
latest gal comes running at the hint of shaving. sits and watches.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)

200 >>Former GOPe losers that became traitors wail uselessly while counting their ill gotten 30 pieces of silver. Little good it will do them and their precious reputations. Dead intellectually already while their bodies rot into masses of corpulent flesh. No one will mourn their passing.

Seeing some speculation from Jeff Clark that groups like The Bulwark and The Lincoln Project have received funding from deep state friends. Someone is obviously funding these assholes and they must have money to burn because they are pretty much ineffective yet they keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (viF8m)

201 Finally! Something for us !!!!

Pedal to the metal, er, water, er, ... it doesn't matter! Pedal!

Posted by: Quentin T. and Rex R. at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)

202 200 Seeing some speculation from Jeff Clark that groups like The Bulwark and The Lincoln Project have received funding from deep state friends. Someone is obviously funding these assholes and they must have money to burn because they are pretty much ineffective yet they keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (viF8m)

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"We must protect our phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (GKzf4)

203 165 ... "
"The Old Mill"- Walt Disney Silly Symphonies.
One of the very best, imo."

sal,
Thanks for mentioning the Silly Symphonies. I loved them as a kid and still do. They were creative, clever, and the animation was excellent. Turns out a lot of them are on YT.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)

204 He has voiceover about how things can be done right when women run things, but the visuals are of complete and total abject poverty in the desert.

The left stumbles across this sort of stuff all the time, accidently proving the point they are disagreeing with and not even understanding what they've done.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

205 Cassandra Peterson was a ginger in real life. Me likey.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

206 we all got our little things" -my dead supernintendo
latest gal comes running at the hint of shaving. sits and watches.
Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026


***
And No. 2 found my shaving to be fascinating as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

207 140 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

What assholes. Nothing like urinating on his coffin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Disgraceful.

They smell the blood in the water and have to strike hard before Congress heads off and out. Come fall, there are only so many weeks to swing mid-term elections, voting to halt the progress of this administration.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

208 The left stumbles across this sort of stuff all the time, accidently proving the point they are disagreeing with and not even understanding what they've done.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

They just play stupid and the media covers for them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (wOO3z)

209 204 He has voiceover about how things can be done right when women run things, but the visuals are of complete and total abject poverty in the desert.

The left stumbles across this sort of stuff all the time, accidently proving the point they are disagreeing with and not even understanding what they've done.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

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Another episode is little more than a conversation with Prince William.

It's obvious PR for the crown to try and make William seem likeable or whatever.

But what struck me is that William almost never talks about his role and his future role in the context of the people of the United Kingdom. It's all about his family and tradition.

It's amazing self-centered while acting like he's being selfless. William is going to be a fucking terrible monarch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (GKzf4)

210 I was watching a leftwing feminist try to explain the rise of the Proto Indo Europeans and how shortly after they invented horses we see their cultural items and male DNA showing up across massive areas.

The standard interpretation is that with the domestication of horses they conquered neighboring tribes, took the women, and killed the men.

The feminist interpretation? Well, maybe the women in the neighboring tribes just found horsemen really attractive and decided to mate with them instead of their loser farmer male peers.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (sKqQm)

211 176 and girls entrapped with no knowledge of the outside world? "dead give away. dead give away. when a skinny little white girl run into a black man's arms" -charles ramsey
squirrel moms chew the nuts off most of the males in a litter.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

212 There are hints that matriarchy was more common before civilization though it is really, really hard to classify such things.

But if that is true it means that patriarchy is likely necessary for civilization.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

Absolutely true. People got to be beaten into a semblence of order, with the threat of another beating keeping them that way. We are jusy fortunate that this can be communicated figuratively rather than literally, for the most part.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)

213 Thanks for mentioning the Silly Symphonies. I loved them as a kid and still do. They were creative, clever, and the animation was excellent. Turns out a lot of them are on YT.
Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)

We have the complete DVD set, bought when it first came out. It runs about $90.00 on Amazon now.
The kids liked them, but I loved them!

Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM (f+FmA)

214 Woke lady vandalizes lost fisherman memorial because she thinks the statue's mooring line is a noose 🤡

https://tinyurl.com/mumc4m22

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All fishing trips begin with a lynching for good luck. Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM


This one needs the application of a genuine Insomniac-approved tire iron.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)

215 So, is the blonde's salute in error since it is done with the left hand? And is there a flag (American, natch) off stage she is saluting? And why is the brunette smirking? Her boobs are not really bigger than the blonde's (although brunette is checking closely to be sure).

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM (OTAXA)

216 Yeah, Sarah Palmer is a good-looking dame.

Somewhere there's a picture of her getting made up as Lily Munster. That would put me in my bunk for at least a year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:21 AM (qRla/)

217 Well, maybe the women in the neighboring tribes just found horsemen really attractive and decided to mate with them instead of their loser farmer male peers.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (sKqQm
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So, proto biker chicks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 10:21 AM (amcLV)

218 210 The non-Indo-European chicks probably wanted to do the horses, but settled for their riders instead.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

219 We have the complete DVD set, bought when it first came out. It runs about $90.00 on Amazon now.
The kids liked them, but I loved them!
Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM


I remember some years back when my friends' 3 boys were small, and they bought them a DVD set of the original Muppet Show. I'd never seen them laugh that hard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 10:22 AM (bFu5X)

220 squirrel moms chew the nuts off most of the males in a litter.
Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

So sue me. I had 3 chipmunks I needed to make a quick buck.

Posted by: Dave at July 15, 2026 10:22 AM (wOO3z)

221 Captain Obvious, how are you doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 10:23 AM (afJtY)

222 OK, hot weather here which is making me sleepy. I need a cold shower to wake up and get back to work on the book.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:23 AM (qRla/)

223 You should not image search 'Cassandra Peterson Penthouse'.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:23 AM (ZxPkt)

224 More like American BELLIES amirite?

Posted by: go easy on the twinkies, lassies at July 15, 2026 10:23 AM (gKWVE)

225 But what struck me is that William almost never talks about his role and his future role in the context of the people of the United Kingdom. It's all about his family and tradition.

It's amazing self-centered while acting like he's being selfless. William is going to be a fucking terrible monarch.

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The British monarchy's role in the context of the people UK is just "be the family that symbolizes their traditions."

I don't see how that means he'll be bad at it. The King is just a hood ornament on the British political machine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (BI5O2)

226 Ben Had, doing ok. Will be seeing a cardiologist sometime soon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (amcLV)

227 Oh another one I've seen of late...the left has been putting together infographics for various crimes showing right leaning groups, eg heritage Americans etc commit more absolute numbers of crimes then corresponding left leaning groups.

These always invite someone posting per capita numbers and the left going REEEEE

So for example heritage Americans commit 2/3s of the violent crime in America. Ok. But if there are 330M heritage Americans and the left's claimed 10M illegals what do those per capita numbers look like? Even if you take a more realistic number of illegals like 40M that means they are committing crimes at a rate way higher then heritage Americans do.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

228 “If it weren’t for Men, we’d still be living in Caves”

Is axiomatic

“If it weren’t for Women, we’d still be living in Caves”

Also true.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (bNASa)

229 It was painted in the 1800's, so yes they would have been old enough. People back then married young. Besides I like the painting.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (IY9No)

230 225 The British monarchy's role in the context of the people UK is just "be the family that symbolizes their traditions."

I don't see how that means he'll be bad at it. The King is just a hood ornament on the British political machine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (BI5O2)

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He will continue to ignore the plight of the people at the hand of the politicians that technically serve him as head of the state. He will exert no authority and continue to just live off the teat of the British people while he plays with toy soldiers in his castles pretending he's affecting things.

So, yes, continuation of the status quo. And the status quo is awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:25 AM (GKzf4)

231 Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (X8xt3)

Why I laugh at the "America is already great" crowd.

Trump's not allowed to complain about stuff he wants to change or that he doesn't like. But these mental patients can literally complain about every single thing that happens and has ever happened involving white people or whatever.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:25 AM (jqCWg)

232
Waiting in dred for Pollock and Rothko's return.

Very nice. Almost hang over the saloon bar quality.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 10:26 AM (Y8DZL)

233 Gah invented horse riding not invented horses.

Obviously people were eating horses long before the PIEs figured out how to ride them

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)

234 He has voiceover about how things can be done right when women run things, but the visuals are of complete and total abject poverty in the desert.


Bear Grylls Men v Women The Island

Women = starving
Men = LARPing

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:26 AM (mISmA)

235 212 entire civilizations ruled by la choncla.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)

236 Trump's not allowed to complain about stuff he wants to change or that he doesn't like. But these mental patients can literally complain about every single thing that happens and has ever happened involving white people or whatever.
Posted by: ...

Mental defectives.

Posted by: Dave at July 15, 2026 10:27 AM (wOO3z)

237 Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Larry Gonick made this argument, or assertion, in his Cartoon History also.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:27 AM (gKWVE)

238 Nude Week>>>>>>>Shark Week>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pride Month

Posted by: Wally at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (0CPh7)

239 I got a hood ornament on my machine yesterday evening.
Those prairie dogs really do need to stay off the road.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (gKWVE)

240 It's the DoubleMint Twins in their birthday suits!

Posted by: AlecK at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (cMlC1)

241 This picture reminds me there was some English author who grew up surrounded by statues and art and when he had his first night as a married man was absolutely shocked his wife wasn't as hairless as the art he knew.

Talk about living in a bubble...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

242 213 shopping for a fore/ aft stroller in a thrift store i spotted the box set of vhs bullwinkle tapes. we had no money, but it came home with us. that and the ten dollar public domain red skelton dvd shaped my children's brain mush. and i discovered where my dad's "the foggy, foggy dew" came from.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

243 And, of course the political machine there deeply hates Britush traditions of all kinds. Too new. They prefer older fashioned traditions like gang rape and honor killings these days.

I frankly don't perceive a future role for the House of Windsor. They should probably quit wasting money on it and just roll it up, or perhaps have the Kings convert and retain their positions as some kind of powerless "Chief Imam" who puts a white face on British sharia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

244 217 all the horsemen knew her.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+)

245 Ok, they're cutie nudies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 15, 2026 10:30 AM (xcxpd)

246 It's the DoubleMint Twins in their birthday suits!
Posted by: AlecK at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (cMlC1)
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Double your pleasure. Double your fun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 10:30 AM (amcLV)

247 Ironically the left in Britain is nominally anti-monarchy but in reality they want figureheads like the Windsors to better slow boil the frogs (as in British plebes not frenchies)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:30 AM (sKqQm)

248 16 The artist was so poor he could not afford clothes for them.
Posted by: NR Pax


The artist is a playa. He's got them thinking that they're getting the modeling job.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (mISmA)

Life's a beach, sometimes.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (l3cgK)

249 Democratic Socialists of America Call for the U.S. Constitution to Be Abolished

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And then high speed rail to the death camps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

250 243 And, of course the political machine there deeply hates Britush traditions of all kinds. Too new. They prefer older fashioned traditions like gang rape and honor killings these days.

I frankly don't perceive a future role for the House of Windsor. They should probably quit wasting money on it and just roll it up, or perhaps have the Kings convert and retain their positions as some kind of powerless "Chief Imam" who puts a white face on British sharia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

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Pull all government funding. Remove any and all formal ties between the crown and government. Let them keep their properties as tourist attractions and make their money that way (it's apparently substantial) while the government taxes it at 90%.

Then kill Parliament and replace it with a constitutional republic with limited, proscribed powers.

And a pony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (GKzf4)

251 200 Seeing some speculation from Jeff Clark that groups like The Bulwark and The Lincoln Project have received funding from deep state friends. Someone is obviously funding these assholes and they must have money to burn because they are pretty much ineffective yet they keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw

Pierre Omidyar (Ebay) was funding Bulwark and Kristol from his loose pocket change. Omidyar has French and Iranian ancestry so that might be a clue as to his sensibilities.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (E4rtv)

252 JackStraw, like this from DataRepublican a while ago -
French holds simultaneous positions in at least three organizations: Redeeming Babel (Curtis Chang's outfit that runs The After Party curriculum), the Trinity Forum (where he's a senior fellow), and the Kettering Foundation (senior fellow as of 2026). The first two sit inside a $33 million ecosystem called New Pluralists, a collaborative fund operated through Rockefeller Philanthropy Advisors.

Posted by: gKWVE would like some of that $33M too at July 15, 2026 10:32 AM (gKWVE)

253 I frankly don't perceive a future role for the House of Windsor. They should probably quit wasting money on it and just roll it up, or perhaps have the Kings convert and retain their positions as some kind of powerless "Chief Imam" who puts a white face on British sharia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Word has it that King Jugears is a goatraper convert. So he has his prayer rug ready to go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:32 AM (wOO3z)

254 I'm calling for Democratic Socialists to be abolished. So there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 10:33 AM (amcLV)

255 233 blind pony photographer was first.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)

256 I am amused by people like the Bulwark complaining about the "Epstein Class"....is their real complaint Epstein chose girls instead of boys?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:34 AM (sKqQm)

257 238 toyotathon.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:35 AM (R11M+)

258 Oh another one I've seen of late...the left has been putting together infographics for various crimes showing right leaning groups, eg heritage Americans etc commit more absolute numbers of crimes then corresponding left leaning groups.



I have a list of about 70 people killed by illegals. It won't let me post it here. Keeps saying it appears to be spam.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:35 AM (mISmA)

259 Pretty much every artistic media is something we can use to capture nekkid women.

Note in those old cave paintings those stick figure women were not wearing a single fur...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:35 AM (sKqQm)

260 toyotathon.
Posted by: cmeat



Mmmmmmm, Toyota Jan.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:35 AM (mISmA)

261 Thou … shalt. Wait … shalt not. Hmm. That's a contradiction, right? Flip a coin and see what it says. Or get that Magic 8-Ball from the chest in the other room and ask it. No. Don't do any of that. Soup! Make SOUP! No - the OTHER kinda of 'soup'. Put on Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' LP while you do it. And people today say life's complicated … HA! I'll see your 'complicated' and raise you two maroons … !

Posted by: Dr_No at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (ayRl+)

262 Am I the last to hear about (or experience) the Gen Z stare...?

The leftards I know are quick to blame the pandemic - too quick - but I hav thought about it, and believe it's the constant judgment from media and social media that has caused them to withdraw. Leftards don't want anyone happy so this is what they have wrought. I will continue analyzing it but this is what I've landed on for now.

Not a single article I've read has considered this which makes me all the more certain it's a huge contributing factor.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (jqCWg)

263 And a pony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (GKzf4)

Your plan sucks.

I didn't see the word "gunpowder" in there even once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (Ot/FD)

264 Is this one of those deals where if you squint just right you see a bunch of squiggly lines?

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (/Chlc)

265 263 And a pony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (GKzf4)

Your plan sucks.

I didn't see the word "gunpowder" in there even once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (Ot/FD)

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Treason and plot?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (GKzf4)

266 Ben Had, are Levis right out?

Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (z6ONu)

267 Definitely not the Grateful Dead album cover!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (1z8ji)

268 I have a list of about 70 people killed by illegals. It won't let me post it here. Keeps saying it appears to be spam.
Posted by: rickb223
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If there are graphics in that list, get rid of them and get rid of spaces. Sometimes have that problem when posting something from X.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (E4rtv)

269 squirrel moms chew the nuts off most of the males in a litter.
Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

So squirrel moms are feminists?

Posted by: Or Tradcons. at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (TbWk/)

270 258 can you teeni url it? posted from 258 elmwood, wilmette.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:38 AM (R11M+)

271 256 I am amused by people like the Bulwark complaining about the "Epstein Class"....is their real complaint Epstein chose girls instead of boys?
Posted by: 18-1

It is a dying Democrat talking point--the grifter GOP class using it got defeated or resigned--Massie, Mace, and MTG. The talking point is dying because almost every single predator named were Dems.

Luttnick was the main GOP type named (Dershowitz was a Dem at the time now GOP) and Luttnick visited Epstein Island with his family apparently including kiddies for a couple of hours. Not exactly the grist that the Dems could use effectively.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:40 AM (E4rtv)

272 @CNN
·
10h
Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy. https://cnn.it/4yjqC3g

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

273 261 Thou … shalt. Wait … shalt not. Hmm. That's a contradiction, right? Flip a coin and see what it says. Or get that Magic 8-Ball from the chest in the other room and ask it. No. Don't do any of that. Soup! Make SOUP! No - the OTHER kinda of 'soup'. Put on Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' LP while you do it. And people today say life's complicated … HA! I'll see your 'complicated' and raise you two maroons … !

Posted by: Dr_No at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (ayRl+)

Shalt is the second person singular present of shall, e.g. Thou shalt not commit adultry...

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

274 If there are graphics in that list, get rid of them and get rid of spaces. Sometimes have that problem when posting something from X.
Posted by: whig


No graphics. Just about 70 names single spaced straight down.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (mISmA)

275 260 at&t lily --> toyoyo jan

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (R11M+)

276 Buck, afraid so.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (afJtY)

277 272 @CNN
·
10h
Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy. https://cnn.it/4yjqC3g

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

Now to find the whipped cream...

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

278 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.

So their sensors were... jammed?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)

279 Ben Had at 195:

Also a nice thick muscled throat in a shirt open at the collar.

Posted by: Wenda at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (dXRTU)

280 geez. off sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (l3cgK)

281 No graphics. Just about 70 names single spaced straight down.
Posted by: rickb223
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Probably the carriage (line) returns after each entry--long lists with carriage returns are treated as spam by Minxy. Same sometimes as short sentences followed by carriage returns.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (E4rtv)

282 I don't know who Jamie Bonkiewicz is but she (he? it? them?) is/are but she he it them is obviously a statistical genius.

Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

283 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Yesterday two boobies. Today four. What will tomorrow bring???
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (2WIwB)

284 Also a nice thick muscled throat in a shirt open at the collar.
Posted by: Wenda at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (dXRTU)
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*does neck-ups furiously*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

285 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.

So their sensors were... jammed?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)
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Must be the Cotton Candy Nebula.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 10:45 AM (FZ29D)

286 > Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
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Would have been more amusing if it was found in the center of Uranus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 10:45 AM (jehhT)

287 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust
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Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry!

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:45 AM (jqCWg)

288 282 I don't know who Jamie Bonkiewicz is but she (he? it? them?) is/are but she he it them is obviously a statistical genius.

Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

You are more likely to be killed by statistics...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 10:46 AM (l3cgK)

289
282 I don't know who Jamie Bonkiewicz is but she (he? it? them?) is/are but she he it them is obviously a statistical genius.

Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

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Correct.

ICE will just straight up murder you if they decide to, and the administration will cover them.

Anyone who even imagines ICE will target them from illegal immigrants to legal immigrants stewing in leftist agitprop to AWFLs who are afraid of being deported because their families only came here 300 years ago should all just remove themselves from American soil for their own safety.

America is a fascist, dictatorial, totalitarian shithole where brown people are killed for sport by "legal" authorities who then dine on their corpses.

Why are any of you still here?

Flee! Flee and fear for your lives!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:46 AM (GKzf4)

290 283 "not enough tits on a wolf" -drakar sauna

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)

291 272 In the Beret Nebula?

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

292 Whig, some name are familiar.

22 year old Laken Riley, 12 year old Jocelyn Nungaray, 20 year old Kayla Hamilton, 37 year old Rachel Morin, 33 year old Deborah Brandao, 26 year old Casey Chadwick, 20 year old Mollie Tibbets, 40 year old Larisha Thompson, 16 year old Lizbeth Medina, 25 year old Ruby Garcia, 48 year old Santiago Lopez Morales, 31 year old Nazareth Tamer-Claire, 42 year old Maria Pleitez and her 11 year old daughter Dayanara, 15 year old Luis Jocsan Nanez Lopez, 19 year old Da’Cara Thompson, 7 year old Ivory Smith, 37 year old Megan Bos, 18 year old Hallie Helgeson, 19 year old Brady Heiling, 30 year old Alexis Jasso, 11 year old Aiden Clark 43 year old Fernando Navarrete, 29 year old Grayson Davis, 23 year old Matthew Denice, 28 year old Isidro Cortez, 8 year old Maverick Martzen, 10 year old Alex “AJ” Wise Jr., 20 year old Katie Abraham, 18 year old Taliyah Crochet, 18 year old Rylan Oncale, 32 year old Kate Steinle, 18 year old Moussa Fofana, 19 year old Anya Varfolomeev and 19 year old Nicholay Osokin, 21 year old Sarah Root, 44 year old Police Officer David Lee, 47 year old Melissa Powell and her 16 year old son Riordan, 70 year old Robert Boles,(cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:47 AM (mISmA)

293 17 year old Nabra Hassanen, 15 year old Genesis Cornejo‑Alvarado, 17 year old Jamiel Shaw II, 55 year old America Thayer, 36 year old Javier Vega Jr., 49 year old Tony Bologna, 20 year old Michael Bologna, 16 year old Matthew Bologna, 8 year old Mora Gerety, 6 year old Ian Matteo-Garcia, 27 year old Christopher Gadd, 27 year old David Hadrich,
58 year old Cynthia Goulding, 36 year old Cheston Edward’s, 22 year old Connor Holcomb, 3 year old Andi Lynn Blair, 25 year old Corbin Wagner, 76 year old Gretchen Gross, 46 year old Epharo Gilbert,
68 year old Diane Hill-Luckett, 30 year old Dominic Durden

Are just some of the people killed by an illegal alien… and it could have been 100% prevented had our laws been followed..

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:47 AM (mISmA)

294 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)

And when they all leave with me, it's a 100some.

Posted by: GWB at July 15, 2026 10:47 AM (kU0PQ)

295 286 > Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
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Would have been more amusing if it was found in the center of Uranus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 10:45 AM (jehhT)

Uranus smells like farts.
https://tinyurl.com/2n7fa6sw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 10:48 AM (l3cgK)

296 294 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)

And when they all leave with me, it's a 100some.

Posted by: GWB at July 15, 2026 10:47 AM (kU0PQ)

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world; those that understand binary and those that don't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 10:49 AM (l3cgK)

297 In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

That must be one hell of a "statistic" they have conjured.

They have raised a nation of retards for a reason.The good thing is when they are the concentration camp guards, we will be able to just Jedi Mind Trick our way out.

"President For Life Lady Medusa Harris told me I must lock you all in here to await your deaths."
"No she didn't."
"Maybe she didn't!" (unlocks gate)

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:50 AM (jqCWg)

298 rickb brings the receipts, thank you sir

Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2026 10:50 AM (8uzBS)

299 Poles are for strippers but not all strippers.

https://tinyurl.com/5xty2zna

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

300 @CNN
10h
Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.


Of course they have. Because spectral-filtering out anything that doesn't fit our hypothesis proves that real civilizations don't eat meat!

How close am I?

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2026 10:50 AM (z0cWr)

301 Raspberry has to be one of Earth's best natural flavors

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:50 AM (ZxPkt)

302 297 "and make sure 'e duzzin't leave"

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:51 AM (R11M+)

303 The report is the sugars can "easily convert" into something required to "kickstart" life from nowhere.

I swear 98% of current day science is hocus pocus.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:52 AM (jqCWg)

304
Back to Star Trek Klingon humor?

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 10:53 AM (Y8DZL)

305 Just got here. Love the art. That's some prime stuff right there, I can tell ya.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 15, 2026 10:53 AM (+W+rp)

306 I'm sure C19 exacerbated the atrophied socialization of these kids.

But it's never even been a question to me what the core issue is.

They grew up with smartphones from early childhood. They interact through screens now, not through personal human contact. It's not a mode of communication they ever developed, and it shows plainly on their faces.

It's a problem for them. Wrong place, wrong time. Within a few more decades, most people will be borged-up bugmen Neuralinking each other from their dreary Meta pods, and the dead-eyed inability to follow any social cues will be completely normal.

But for now, large tracts of the population haven't integrated with the digital media corporations yet, so it's difficult for the bugmen to operate in society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)

307 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.

So their sensors were... jammed?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)

There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... LONE STAR

Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 15, 2026 10:53 AM (TbWk/)

308 > In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.
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If you're a rabid leftist trying to violently interfere with the legal removal of an illegal immigrant, then, yeah, probably so.

Maybe consider that when you go apeshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 10:54 AM (jehhT)

309 apropos of naught, i teenied this for others. no sense wasting it. https://tinyurl.com/3y6k5wtk
aussie rock.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:54 AM (R11M+)

310 In America you are likely to get diabetes from interstellar sugar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 10:54 AM (Cqx++)

311 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.

So their sensors were... jammed?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)

There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... LONE STAR
Posted by: Dark Helmet


*snort

Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:55 AM (mISmA)

312 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.


Carbon, oxygen and hydrogen discovered at the densest part of our galaxy!!!!

**faints**

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 15, 2026 10:55 AM (DsA2n)

313 I think I shall never see
Something as lovely as a tit-ty.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 10:55 AM (VmkSV)

314
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... LONE STAR
Posted by: Dark Helmet



I'm still holding out hope for Spaceballs 2.

It seems not very many others are.........sad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 10:56 AM (X0axn)

315 301 my longshoreman neighbor used to rave about blackberries. he was incorrect.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:56 AM (R11M+)

316 Woke lady vandalizes lost fisherman memorial because she thinks the statue's mooring line is a noose 🤡

https://tinyurl.com/mumc4m22

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All fishing trips begin with a lynching for good luck. Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

Objection: not a lady in any sense of the word. A different 4-letter word is much more applicable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 10:57 AM (1z8ji)

317 I think I shall never see
Something as lovely as a tit-ty.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2026 10:55 AM (VmkSV)



Bright Lights, Big Titty

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 10:57 AM (X0axn)

318 They grew up with smartphones from early childhood. They interact through screens now, not through personal human contact. It's not a mode of communication they ever developed, and it shows plainly on their faces.

It's a problem for them. Wrong place, wrong time. Within a few more decades, most people will be borged-up bugmen Neuralinking each other from their dreary Meta pods, and the dead-eyed inability to follow any social cues will be completely normal.

But for now, large tracts of the population haven't integrated with the digital media corporations yet, so it's difficult for the bugmen to operate in society.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)

Eventually those who refuse being wired-in drones will become the rebellion, forced to live in semi-primitive enclaves, hiding from the government forces seeking to round them up and plug them in.

Posted by: Sounds science-fictiony. Someone write a book! at July 15, 2026 10:57 AM (TbWk/)

319 There was a raspberry galaxy
The kind you find in a second hand universe

Doesn't work

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 10:57 AM (m2wmY)

320 314 I'm still holding out hope for Spaceballs 2.

It seems not very many others are.........sad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 10:56 AM (X0axn)

========

It has a poster.

https://tinyurl.com/y6vk9f8h

It's happening.

It's also probably not going to be very good like the History of the World Part 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:58 AM (GKzf4)

321 When the sun goes down on the titty......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:58 AM (wOO3z)

322 So their sensors were... jammed?
Posted by: gKWVE


That would be funny. It was some intern's gooey thumbprint on the lens.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2026 10:59 AM (z0cWr)

323 >>Woke lady vandalizes lost fisherman memorial because she thinks the statue's mooring line is a noose

Imagine my lack of shock to learn that the whacko is a registered nurse.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 10:59 AM (J4Dwc)

324 321 When the sun goes down on the titty......
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:58 AM (wOO3z)

Ooooo I wanna be theeeeereeere on dem titties whoaa oh oh

Posted by: WHOOOA OOOH OH OHHOHHH at July 15, 2026 10:59 AM (TbWk/)

325 The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy.

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Manufactured masculinity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:00 AM (ndZc7)

326 292 Whig, some name are familiar.
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Thanks for that rickb.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:00 AM (E4rtv)

327
It has a poster.

https://tinyurl.com/y6vk9f8h

It's happening.

It's also probably not going to be very good like the History of the World Part 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:58 AM (GKzf4)



"We ain't found SHIT!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:00 AM (X0axn)

328 "f'wit titty is the place where you belong"

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 11:00 AM (R11M+)

329 Manufactured masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The sort that could eat carburetors for lunch I presume.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)

330 Ladies and Gentlemen! Conway Titty!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 11:01 AM (wOO3z)

331 329 fool injection.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 11:01 AM (R11M+)

332 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 11:02 AM (X0axn)

333 Nood chimp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 11:02 AM (m2wmY)

334 I am thankful that I grew up before cell phones. Therefore, I am able to take a walk through lovely countryside or even through really interesting historical settings and not miss
things by being glued to my cell phone, and I don't care how antediluvian that makes me- except that I think a lot of these kids would have no idea what "antediluvian" means and haven't read a book or any printed material except required ones for years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 11:03 AM (D+BhG)

335 325 The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy.

-
Manufactured masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:00 AM (ndZc7)

Democrat manly masculinity is a mutilated Ellen Page, or Maine Kampf, a homo-coded violent rapey Nazi leech. They really don't understand ANYTHING organic. It's all fake, contrived, performative, and focus-group tested in San Francisco during pride month.

Posted by: They can't define a man or woman anyway at July 15, 2026 11:03 AM (TbWk/)

336 I'm still holding out hope for Spaceballs 2.

It seems not very many others are.........sad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


They dropped an ad picture on Facebook.
Picture the desert.

Picture a Fro pick making the numeral 2.

It's on IMDb: Spaceballs: The New One

It's in post production.
Estimated release: April 23, 2027

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 11:03 AM (mISmA)

337
Eventually those who refuse being wired-in drones will become the rebellion, forced to live in semi-primitive enclaves, hiding from the government forces seeking to round them up and plug them in.
Posted by: Sounds science-fictiony. Someone write a book!


The Tripods

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 11:03 AM (Cqx++)

338 @ 306 I'm sure C19 exacerbated the atrophied socialization of these kids. But it's never even been a question to me what the core issue is.

They grew up with smartphones from early childhood. They interact through screens now, not through personal human contact. It's not a mode of communication they ever developed, and it shows plainly on their faces. It's a problem for them. Wrong place, wrong time. Within a few more decades, most people will be borged-up bugmen Neuralinking each other from their dreary Meta pods, and the dead-eyed inability to follow any social cues will be completely normal. But for now, large tracts of the population haven't integrated with the digital media corporations yet, so it's difficult for the bugmen to operate in society. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)

______________________________

They're the 'Future Fliers' who were described in 'Logan's Run'. Wait 'til they reach the Old Age of 30 and hear 'Celebration!'.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 15, 2026 11:04 AM (ayRl+)

339 Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)

I said at the time they were using their "bad boys" to help take back masculinity while denigrating it at the same time.

Most people probably bristled at the idea but psychology doesn't work on a level that makes sense most of the time. And as "toxic" as Swalwell and Platner actually are, these viral stories help push the masculine bad boy energy back to the Democrats who were sorely missing it after Trump brutalized them for 10 years. And especially in 2024 upon getting shot and appearing as tough as any sonofabitch could.

Anyway there are other things I am correct about, and they will all come out in the wash.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 11:06 AM (jqCWg)

340 The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy.

-
Manufactured masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 11:00 AM (ndZc7)

If they're anything like all the other manly men in the democrat party then this is gonna be a hoot.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 15, 2026 11:06 AM (TPk0R)

341 Oh-ohhhhhh. My bad. Shoulda been 'Carousel', not 'Celebration'.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 15, 2026 11:10 AM (ayRl+)

342 TheAtlantic
The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy.
=
So admitting that they were anti masculinity is not something that will be held against them -- they think?

FFS it is not possible that a majority of the country likes these obviously defective idiots. Yet the GOPe manages to do nothing.

Posted by: Our representatives are not at July 15, 2026 11:14 AM (pKHsY)

343 The clothes were angry that day, my friends...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 15, 2026 11:56 AM (OS/Fq)

344 Sharp elbows abundantly on display.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 15, 2026 12:08 PM (Q/FnY)

345 Afternoon.

Would hang.

Oh boy, would hang!

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2026 01:22 PM (2NWr6)

The Morning Report — 7/ 15 /26

LIPICE.jpg


Good morning kids.

That this has become a cause cé·lèbre among all the usual suspects let alone the incident itself are both barometers of how our nation is on the verge of coming apart at the seams.

A person was fatally shot in Biddeford, Maine, during an encounter with a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officer. Witnesses report that the individual who was shot appeared to be attempting to run over the ICE officer before the officer discharged his weapon. . . The shooting in Maine follows another deadly shooting involving ICE in Houston, Texas, last week. Mexican national Lorenzo Salgado Araujo is also accused of having “rammed an ICE law enforcement vehicle, refused to follow multiple verbal commands, and weaponized his vehicle in an attempt to run over an ICE law enforcement officer,” although this is disputed by passengers presented in the vehicle at the time. Mexico is attempting to sue the U.S. over the incident. 

Kamala Harris condemned the ICE agents involved in the fatal shooting of a Colombian national who allegedly tried to run them over in Maine.


William Kristol, the NeverTrump icon and supporter of President George Bush, wants to destroy the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency that protects Americans from nation-changing, wage-slashing mass migration.
“Abolish ICE. Now,” Kristol posted on Monday... Kristol’s support for replacement migration is deeply unpopular among GOP-aligned and swing-voting Americans, largely because of the economic damage. The result is that Kristol and his former-GOP allies at The Bulwark are increasingly aligning themselves with pro-migration Democrats.

Yeah, totally shocking that Chlamydia Harris and Kristol meth are blasting away at ICE. But, Markwayne Mullin? The head of the DHS who in that position is running ICE for and at the behest of the man who put him there, President Trump?

In response, Mullin ordered that all ICE officers in the country stop pulling over vehicles in order to do their jobs. The method of pulling over vehicles is one of the most effective and preferred tools for ICE officers, as at-home arrests increase the possibility of danger with access to weapons, according to the Daily Wire, which first reported the directive. At-home arrests also require a judicial warrant, whereas traffic stops do not.

In other words, Mullin’s caving means more ICE agents will be put at risk while fewer deportations will be possible.

Foreign invading criminals are using lethal force to avoid apprehension and deportation and one of our lead law enforcement officers is ordering his front line agents to essentially stand down and become targets. What Mullin should be doing is standing behind his troops and publicly urging them to do their duty and announce that the use of lethal force to defend one's life in the line o duty will always be our policy.

Better put some ICE on those fat putrid lips!

It's insanity like this that encourages not only the illegals to invade and remain here but the criminals who use this issue among every other issue under the sun to use violence and intimidation to overthrow America as founded.

. . . revolutionary movements often convince themselves that one spectacular act of bloodshed will awaken the public and spark sweeping political transformation. History shows otherwise, but the fantasy persists because every generation imagines it will succeed where the last one failed.

One of the interview’s most compelling moments came during a discussion of what Rothman calls the “permission structure” surrounding violence. Contrary to popular belief, widespread support isn’t necessary.

If only a small percentage of the population embraces political violence while everyone else hesitates to condemn it, whether out of fear, tribal loyalty, or ideological convenience, the normalization process begins. Silence becomes accommodation. Accommodation becomes acceptance. Acceptance becomes encouragement.

Sadly it's more than a small percentage and it and the others who may not hurl a molotov cocktail but who cheer on those who do make up a frighteningly large percentage of the populace, and all of them are Democrat/Leftists.

As I hinted at in previous posts, one cannot debate or otherwise reason with cancer. It must be eradicated, mercilessly, and excised from the body politic root and branch. How we are to do that in a manner that is in keeping with our values, heritage and abhorrence of violence is a big question mark. It is my fervent hope and prayer that the good Lord opens their eyes, hearts and minds to the evil they either perpetrate or otherwise support and make them repent and turn away and back towards a path of righteousness and decency. Before it's too late, for all of us.

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1 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

2 Whiskey Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM (/+uur)

3 Top 5!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)

4 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

5 There's a trickle of a preference cascade starting to form.... the more the breathless fake commie "news" keeps pushing stories of scumbags getting ventilated in a gross ploy to garner sympathy for the scumbags, the more normal people just trying to live their lives in the Great Enshittification hear it and say ".... Good."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:23 AM (Ot/FD)

6 2 Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM
......
I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 15, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

7 I truly don't even have a speck of "oh that's a shame" left in me at stories like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:24 AM (Ot/FD)

8 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:24 AM (JGS5U)

9 (It is a shame, but only for the cops and agents doing their jobs who now have to wade through a lifetime of bullshit over some dickhead that never should have even been here in the first place.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:25 AM (Ot/FD)

10 Yonder Horde

Trump needs to have a chat with Mullin.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 07:25 AM (jehhT)

11 If only a small percentage of the population embraces political violence while everyone else hesitates to condemn it, whether out of fear, tribal loyalty, or ideological convenience, the normalization process begins. Silence becomes accommodation. Accommodation becomes acceptance. Acceptance becomes encouragement.
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It helps if that small percentage controls the commanding heights of academia, media, law enforcement, and administration.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

12 "Forty-four members of Congress had their text messages viewed by former special counsel Jack Smith’s team amid a probe into President Trump, in an move that Republicans say “ran roughshod over the Constitution.”"

Will this cause the GOP to spring to action, or will they sit in the corner and watch the Constitution get raped? I think you know the answer to that.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi)

13 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM (ExV1e)

14 ICE agents that shoot and don't kill a criminal illegal invader should receive a bonus as well as a attaboy in their permanent record.
ICE agents that shoot and kill criminal illegal invaders should receive a bonus, an attaboy in their permanent record, a promotion, extra vacation time and a week's free lunch at Chipotle.

Posted by: Shoot Them All at July 15, 2026 07:27 AM (qC81n)

15 Good Morning.

Let's smile and get rid of these illegal aliens by any means necessary.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2026 07:27 AM (IY9No)

16 Willowed: "Old Times Square with all the x rated theaters and drug dealers and hookers and stuff."
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Hello sailor.
Posted by: Bourbon Street at July 15, 2026


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When I was a kid in the early Sixties there, only the first six or seven blocks of Bourbon were Party World. Starting in the block where I lived and running another six or so to its end, Bourbon was residential with service businesses like a hardware store, a barber shop, laundromat, an upholstery shop, a grocery store, etc.

That downriver half of Bourbon is still residential, but those service businesses, I think, are all gone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 07:28 AM (wzUl9)

17 7 I truly don't even have a speck of "oh that's a shame" left in me at stories like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:24 AM


Here are some examples:
https://youtube.com/shorts/9RnN5v7Wjg0

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 15, 2026 07:28 AM (2Ez/1)

18 It isn't necessarily a cave to cut back on vehicle stops as a means of detaining illegals. If it's becoming more difficult to do it that way than it's worth, then... don't do it that way. Adapt, adjust, learn, improvise. I doubt Mullins's position is that they can all just stay. Just that the once low hanging fruit of pulling them over in their unregistered, uninsured cars is exposing his agents to more risk than it used to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:29 AM (Ot/FD)

19 opened the door to go out with friends and saw in our street, it was full of police cars who had responded to a false report of gun shots and raised voices in my home,” Barrett testified.

The obvious point of swatting is that many time the police are in on the swat.
They know the address, they know who lives there, and they go armed to the teeth.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

20 16 Willowed: "Old Times Square with all the x rated theaters and drug dealers and hookers and stuff."
++++

Hello sailor.
Posted by: Bourbon Street at July 15, 2026



When Times Square was cleaned up asshole columnist Jimmy Breslin was upset and nostalgic for the sleaze and criminals. Asshole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

21 ‘Threat Level is Really High’: Barrett Tells Congress How Threats Have Affected Her Family
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Terrorism works.

The next time President Trump has an opportunity to nominate a Supreme Court Justice that person will be taking a long, long look at what they are in for because they know that the job carries with it significant personal risk.

Who wants to put their family through that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (FZ29D)

22 Kamala Harris condemned the ICE agents i

Who in Hell cares what Kamala "Border Czar" Harris "thinks" about the very agents who exist to protect the nation's border?

She had her shot. She swallowed it.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (a4flb)

23 Mullin should say, "We will NOT cease doing traffic stops, and in fact will double and triple them. If you don't like it, go home. If you don't want to be shot by ICE officers, don't try to shoot them or run them down. That is all."

We need somebody in there who is somewhere to the right of Roger B. Taney. I hereby volunteer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (wzUl9)

24 Will this cause the GOP to spring to action, or will they sit in the corner and watch the Constitution get raped? I think you know the answer to that.
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM
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Hang on, I'm still fixing breakfast.

Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen guy at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

25 Mexican Government Sends Lawyers to Block ICE Deportations
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Mexican politicians should be concerned about trade relations with the US. The US administration has already notified Canada that the USMC trade agreement will be allowed to lapse. Mexico could also be part of that ending.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (JGS5U)

26 I have to admit the first time I saw Bryant Park all cleaned up after being in California 20 years it was very disorienting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

27 Adapt, adjust, learn, improvise. I doubt Mullins's position is that they can all just stay.

I'm interpreting this as a Susan Collins election contribution.

It isn't like ICE agents are resigning to the nearest fire station and playing bridge until retirement.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:33 AM (a4flb)

28 Mexican politicians should be concerned about trade relations with the US. The US administration has already notified Canada that the USMC trade agreement will be allowed to lapse. Mexico could also be part of that ending.
Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (JGS5U)
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I suspect Mexican politicians are more concerned about not being killed by the cartels.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 07:33 AM (FZ29D)

29 Apparently a segment of the population is just fine with the Democrats go-to method of protest; violence. It should be met with violence itself.

These people have been brainwashed, radicalized to the point of being a danger to society.

I'd call that out. And make note that citizens putting themselves at risk for illegals, or violently interfering with ICE are putting themselves at risk and the end result could be death.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 07:34 AM (jehhT)

30 What Mullin should be doing is standing behind his troops and publicly urging them to do their duty and announce that the use of lethal force to defend one's life in the line o duty will always be our policy.

That sounds great... to us. Maybe to 20% of the country. But a large swath of people are easily swayed by emotional argument, something the Democrats have been using for decades, and there's the midterms coming up.

Not everything can be done at 100% all the time.

Also, bear in mind that any powers and aggressive stance that we insist federal law enforcement be given, and use vigorously, can, and will, be used against us once the Democrats regain power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

31 Our congenital defensiveness and fear of the media strikes once again. But how hard was it to see that Mullins was another GOP fraud, full of bluster and tough talk until it came time to own the issue.

They double down, we equivocate and retreat.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 07:35 AM (fZiTB)

32 "Mexican politicians should be concerned about trade relations with the US."
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We're only worried about the graft.

Posted by: Mexican politicians at July 15, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)

33 Mexican Government Sends Lawyers to Block ICE Deportations

I'm pretty sure that people in the Trump Administration are reminding this nutcase about the tens of billions of annual remittances from this country into Mexico can be taxed, surcharged and regulated away.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:36 AM (a4flb)

34 basically if you are in free society, a capitalist society, after two or three, four, generations of hard work everyone becomes kind of decadent, lazy, spoiled — whatever. Then, luckily, you have these waves of people coming in

Tell you exactly how Kristal thinks about hard working Americans.
You must be replaced every 90 years because you do not work cheap enough or hard enough.
Fuck you Bill

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)

35 Stop going after the illegals directly. Go after the legals who make it possible for them to live here comfortably.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Ot/FD)

36 Ordinary American

I think Treasury is going after the money underpinning the protests.

No money, no organized protests. I can take that trade as a tactical shift from street arrests, which can be changed as needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

37 "Did Conservatives Jump the Gun on ‘The Odyssey?’"

No. To Hades with Hollywood.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (MWfyi)

38 Warai-otoko

*Fist bump*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

39 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

Thanks. I hope so.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 07:38 AM (fZiTB)

40 I suspect Mexican politicians are more concerned about not being killed by the cartels.
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Most of those politicians are paid off by the cartels. If the US lets the trade agreement lapse, legitimate trade gets higher tariffs and less access. It could also be an incentive for the US to go after the banks that handle all of the cartels money laundering.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:40 AM (JGS5U)

41 "And interest on the debt? That’s running $78 billion ahead of last year."


We spent $958 BILLION on interest payments for the debt last year. We are going to spend over $1 TRILLION to service our debt this year and it is only going to get worse because we are adding $2 TRILLION in new debt each year.


This is not sustainable.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 07:41 AM (0N4FZ)

42 Any time, ANY time, the Constitution is supported and its attackers are damaged is a reason for celebration.

The invasion of the US and the support of it by domestic enemies is only one facet of the present war. A war the left is committed to winning by multiple aggressive and passive methods.

I've brought the subject up here and elsewhere I am often accused of being a Fed plant, and given the recent history of khaki-sunglasses-Jan 6-not-so-secret-police I get how that happens.

So what is the defense? The senate is irretrievably corrupt, the money machine in politics torpedoes effective individual speech, the days of Mister Smith going to Washington were fantasy even when that movie was made, and the America many of us grew up in is long behind us with no path for returning.

What are we to do, other than complain, I mean? The enemies are partly easily identified, and partly well-concealed. Speaking out? Does that have an effect, or are the iPhones hypnotized the masses so well everyone is deaf?

Go ahead and call me a Fed plant if you like, but invaders were once repelled by shot and shell. As far as I can tell the First Barbary War has not ended but has expanded.

Posted by: He who questions all of it at July 15, 2026 07:42 AM (vj9mz)

43 "Did Conservatives Jump the Gun on ‘The Odyssey?"
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"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

Posted by: Betteridge at July 15, 2026 07:42 AM (2Ez/1)

44 A leftist Canadian woman allegedly slapped a teen who was wearing President Trump-branded clothing on the Jersey Shore over the Fourth of July weekend — before she was arrested and detained by immigration officials.

Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:43 AM (YtmxO)

45 > I think Treasury is going after the money underpinning the protests.
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I'm sure they are.

However that does nothing to quell the radicalized individuals who act on their own accord. And there are many of them that will act when there's no protest, paid or not.

I have a suspicion there are a lot more of them roaming around, just itching for a reason to ram an ICE agent, stab a counter protester or whatever.

Street violence has been normalized. Either we get used to it or actively do something to quell it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 07:43 AM (jehhT)

46 “The enemy will not hesitate to use all the means and weapons at its disposal, not only through attack but also by other means,” Sinwar coolly speculated. “It may even use a nuclear bomb.

Instead they find you at home, safe in your bed, and kill you like a thief in the night. 1300 times so far.

hahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)

47 Also, bear in mind that any powers and aggressive stance that we insist federal law enforcement be given, and use vigorously, can, and will, be used against us once the Democrats regain power.

If the Demonic Party regains power, its Light's Out and a Thousand Years of Darkness. We don't have to wait to see what they will do, J6 gave us a glimpse.

Thy didn't wait to see if the GOP would weaponize every department of government — they went and did it anyway.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:44 AM (a4flb)

48 Mexican Government Sends Lawyers to Block ICE Deportations

Cuz the Democrat lawyers just didn't want it badly enough.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

49 New York City has a Muslim mayor from Uganda who has been a naturalized U.S. citizen for only eight years. Minneapolis has a Muslim member of Congress from Somalia who became a naturalized U.S. citizen at the age of seventeen. Roughly 4% of Congress are foreign-born naturalized citizens, while 15% of Congress have at least one immigrant parent. A third of the judges occupying prestigious and powerful positions on the D.C. District Courts were born in foreign nations.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:45 AM (YtmxO)

50 Will this cause the GOP to spring to action, or will they sit in the corner and watch the Constitution get raped?

As I am fond of saying "Questions you know the answer to should not be asked."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 07:45 AM (RjOoY)

51 Never trust a guy with two first names morphed into one.

Who names their kid Markwayne, anyway?

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 07:46 AM (J4Dwc)

52 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 07:46 AM (mISmA)

53 There's a trickle of a preference cascade starting to form"

Indeed. I wondered yesterday, tho - why the protests in Maine but not in Houston? Odd, if all "hispanics" are of one mind.
(hint - all are not).
Also, I note that the "cave" on enforcement tale comes from one single 3rd hand "report". I'll wait before lighting pitchforks.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

54 Former Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday condemned the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents involved in the fatal shooting of a Colombian national who allegedly tried to run them over — and the onetime “border czar” was swiftly given a fact check online.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:47 AM (YtmxO)

55 "... and my other brother Markwayne..."

Posted by: Larry at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

56 Mexican Government Sends Lawyers to Block ICE Deportations

Cuz the Democrat lawyers just didn't want it badly enough.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Handcuff a wetback to evey mexican lawyer and sendbthem back.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (mISmA)

57 Stop going after the illegals directly. Go after the legals who make it possible for them to live here comfortably.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Ot/FD)

This is the way. Go after those who profit from our modern day slave trade.

Posted by: Meat Packers, Roofers and Churches at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (qC81n)

58 Who names their kid Markwayne, anyway?

Parents who like seeing the dismay on their child's face when entering a gift shop and their son can't find any vacation souvenirs with his name on it.

Builds character, and less junk to throw out later.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (a4flb)

59 Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3."

Quiz - who has more face piercings, her or her husband?

Yeah. Dimwit.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)

60 Commission will use “practice of Islam” to pick government appointees.
Massachusetts Proposes Government Islam Commission

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This is absolute f'n madness. It's hard for my eyes and ears to see just how quickly this demonic cult "religion" is making substantial inroads in this country. Horrifying doesn't begin to describe it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

61 *slinks off to barrel*

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

62 This is the way. Go after those who profit from our modern day slave trade.
Posted by: Meat Packers, Roofers and Churches at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (qC81n)


The people who profit most from the modern day slave trade are the Democrats in Congress because their state gets more representation because all bodies count whether they're citizens or not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

63 As I am fond of saying "Questions you know the answer to should not be asked."

Clearly you are not a trial lawyer.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:50 AM (a4flb)

64 Parents who like seeing the dismay on their child's face when entering a gift shop and their son can't find any vacation souvenirs with his name on it.

Builds character, and less junk to throw out later.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (a4flb)
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*** "BORT" license plates have entered the chat ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (FZ29D)

65 >We spent $958 BILLION on interest payments for the debt last year.
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It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

66 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Good morning.

The ~good news is that the Left using Islam to take control ends up with Islam in control, and a lot of dead leftists. Seen this before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

67 Close tags in the nic ftw

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

68 Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3."

Quiz - who has more face piercings, her or her husband?

Yeah. Dimwit.
Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)


It is amazing to see how many people not only record themselves breaking the law but then post it to social media.

It is disheartening to know how many are never punished for the crimes they show themselves committing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

69 Indeed. I wondered yesterday, tho - why the protests in Maine but not in Houston? Odd, if all "hispanics" are of one mind.
(hint - all are not).
Also, I note that the "cave" on enforcement tale comes from one single 3rd hand "report". I'll wait before lighting pitchforks.
Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

Well the only one in Maine just got schwacked, so...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:52 AM (Ot/FD)

70 Stop going after the illegals directly. Go after the legals who make it possible for them to live here comfortably.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Ot/FD)

This is the way. Go after those who profit from our modern day slave trade.
Posted by: Meat Packers, Roofers and Churches


Said that for years. Same as you go after a drug dealer's house and cars, (asset forfeiture), take a meat packing plant or a roofing company.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 07:52 AM (mISmA)

71 Commission will use “practice of Islam” to pick government appointees.
Massachusetts Proposes Government Islam Commission


Seems like that would violate the Constitution but maybe CJ Roberts would decide that it's just a tax.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

72 San Franpsycho

Eh. Time in the Barrel toughens the survivors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

73 *It is amazing to see how many people not only record themselves breaking the law but then post it to social media.*
++++

We appreciate it when they self identify.

Posted by: The normies at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

74 This was willowed from this morning. I'm praying for all of them.

68 My daughter needs every prayer the Horde can muster. Almost six hours ago she had complete heart failure. She is currently in the ICU on a heart lung machine. They will soon take her to the OR to see if they can figure out what is happening. My thanks in advance. I have faith in the Horse's power of prayer.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2026 06:26 AM (l4yIu)


It's a gut punch when you hear things like that from parents about their kids.

I was up all night working. Not having a dog to carry up and down the stairs helped productivity.

All of you take care.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (Sco7b)

75 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

76 Time in the Barrel toughens the survivors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)


But the smart ones take steps to ensure it doesn't happen to them again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

77 Incredible discovery.
Med School Dean: “The Vast Majority of Pregnancies Are in Women”

*bloosh* mind blown by this new learing

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)

78 Clearly you are not a trial lawyer.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:50 AM (a4flb)
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Nor a mafia don.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

79 75 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

Someone needs a gay cruise to forcibly drop him off in Iran...

Later...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 07:56 AM (Sco7b)

80 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)


Between this, and crying over the dead illegal in Houston, and saying that drag is the most important thing in the world, and we should ban guns, and meat...

He's gonna run away with that Senate race.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

81 75 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

What in the high holy fuck is this new jack retard babbling about now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (Ot/FD)

82 Parents who like seeing the dismay on their child's face when entering a gift shop and their son can't find any vacation souvenirs with his name on it.

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I used to get sad as a young kid when the Romper Room lady would look into her mirror at the end of the show and call out kid's names. She never said mine! *wipes tear*

K-E-L-L-Y. Say it! It's not that hard! I think I've felt like an outcast ever since....

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI)

83 It is disheartening to know how many are never punished for the crimes they show themselves committing.

In a normal functioning society, the Canadian woman who got handsy would have received Karma Right There in the form of a public beat-down.

That is one thing I like about the Mexican culture, when the police guns down one of theirs, the Normals will shake their head and say, "Yeah, he deserved it" and move on. Its the idiots who like societal decay who threaten to sue everyone for the crime of self-defense or enforcing the law against a determined criminal.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (a4flb)

84 Good morning, beloved Horde!

Perhaps I'm a bit of a Pollyanna, but I have a different interpretation of Mullin's order regarding ICE agents. I thought I read that the pause in pull overs was temporary, pending training in adjusted strategies. It makes sense to me that if their current traffic stop protocol allows the opportunity for attempted ramming, they would adjust their protocol to reduce the opportunities for ramming. Example: suppose officers alter their approach to a vehicle so that they reduce the time spent in its potential path.

In this case, Mullin is NOT caving.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (OlzlW)

85 Parents who like seeing the dismay on their child's face when entering a gift shop and their son can't find any vacation souvenirs with his name on it.

About ten odd years ago, my mom gave me a keychain with my name on it. She said it always made her sad when she saw that my name was never available on them.

Childhood Trauma: Healed.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (RjOoY)

86 FWIW, Amy Coney Barrett should step down. She's playing at politics, and has no idea how dangerous that can be...
that, or toughen up.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

87 Stateless

Thank you for reposting. I should have done that.
Captain Josepha Sabin and her husband XO are interesting people. She owned a bookstore, and to move they had to offload a lot of books.

Took a tour of the local Art Museum with her. Saw some Art Thread winners.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

88 Not being funny but you kind of knew with a name like Markwayne

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 07:58 AM (jqCWg)

89 I think I've felt like an outcast ever since....

So that is why you find comfort in the company of the Island of Misfits here.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:58 AM (a4flb)

90 In New York, the top 1% of earners pay about 45% of all state income taxes in any given year, so New York’s revenue is very reliant on high earners to stay in New York, and that has been a challenge in recent years.
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Oops. Barely an inconvenience to move out of NY, so unless Hochul's Democrats can staunch the bleeding, NY is going to be worse off every day than it was the day before.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 07:58 AM (tld9k)

91 But the smart ones take steps to ensure it doesn't happen to them again."

Never say Never... again.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (XuXeR)

92 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”
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Islam isn't a religion, you political popcorn fart.

Posted by: It's a cult at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

93 A leftist Canadian woman allegedly slapped a teen who was wearing President Trump-branded clothing on the Jersey Shore over the Fourth of July weekend — before she was arrested and detained by immigration officials.

Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:43 AM (YtmxO)

Should have the shit kicked out of her. Immediately. Jersey style. In the not too distant past, she would have been swallowing her teeth.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (5xuJ/)

94 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (2YhKe)

95 Captain Josepha Sabin and the XO also attended my miniMoMeet for Jewells45, less than a year before she passed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

96 "Son, one day you'll be famous enough that a German newscaster is going to be forced to say your name out loud on TV....."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (Ot/FD)

97 Former Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday condemned the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents involved in the fatal shooting of a Colombian national who allegedly tried to run them over — and the onetime “border czar” was swiftly given a fact check online.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:47 AM (YtmxO)

Her version of Oblahblah's, "I don't have all the facts, but the police acted stupidly"?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

98 Barely an inconvenience to move out of NY, so unless Hochul's Democrats can staunch the bleeding"

Hey, I know - let's tax soda!

/philly

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR)

99 FWIW, Amy Coney Barrett should step down. She's playing at politics, and has no idea how dangerous that can be...
that, or toughen up.
Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)


I'd be happy if she just glanced at the Constitution. You know, once.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (ExV1e)

100 They will continue having their minions commit suicide in an effort to get the masses to scream for the government to "DO SOMETHING!"

And they will. And no one will be safe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (2YhKe)

101 Good morning Hordelings! Hope everyone is having a good day so far!

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (QLC6i)

102 Her version of Oblahblah's, "I don't have all the facts, but the police acted stupidly"?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

Yeah, that's what we need.

A fucking Franzia Summit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:01 AM (Ot/FD)

103 Media trust is currently at 14%, trust in newspapers is at 17% while trust in the police is at 45%.

now do doctors

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

104 First, burner phones made it impossible to catch anyone committing crimes. Now they can simply drive away with no fear of being apprehended.

What a great time to be alive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (2YhKe)

105 What in the high holy fuck is this new jack retard babbling about now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (Ot/FD)
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More nonsense from Talarico. He's just value signaling "empathy". The guy is so superficial and thoughtless that he doesn't really understand how dangerous his words are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (tld9k)

106 The Left is perfectly willing to have their idiots sacrifice themselves to get what they want. And they also have no problem threatening Supreme Court justices to get what they want.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (NlEaG)

107 Incredible discovery.
Med School Dean: “The Vast Majority of Pregnancies Are in Women”
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They know what causes that now.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)

108 now do doctors"

Phrasing?

/chunky nurses everywhere

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

109 More nonsense from Talarico. He's just value signaling "empathy". The guy is so superficial and thoughtless that he doesn't really understand how dangerous his words are.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (tld9k)

Sometimes it dawns on me that when these pencil necked goobers wax wroth on how horrible and pestilent and damaging their own putative culture is and has always been throughout history...

They're actually bragging.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:04 AM (Ot/FD)

110 The things that come out of Talarico's mouth simply astound me. I'm left thinking it can't possibly be true. Yet, it is. Incidentally, he dumps on "his" Christianity so much. Sure makes one wonder why he wants to be called a Christian at all. This is one vile POS that needs a curb stomp. I hope he gets obliterated in November with the most embarrassing loss commensurate with his insanity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

111 now do doctors
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)


I'm pretty okay with my radiotherapist. And my gastroenterologist.

Most of the other doctors I've had in the past 30 years... not so much.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)

112 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,”


Talk about surrender. Why doesn't he discard his f'd up pseudo christian skin suit and pull on a burqua and bash his head against the ground several times a day?

The most violent? Damn, son, you missed Communism 20th Century Style.

And please explain exactly what form of Christianity is lobbing missiles at all of their neighbors in service of fulfilling Armageddon fantasies?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 08:05 AM (a4flb)

113 I used to have a different nic

Any super powers yet, like loading the dishwasher to your wife's satisfaction?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

114
The ~good news is that the Left using Islam to take control ends up with Islam in control, and a lot of dead leftists. Seen this before.

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So true, Salty. Only bad part is once they're entrenched and overtake those blind idiots on the left, we'll still be stuck with their death cult religion too. In even greater numbers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

115 The most violent? Damn, son, you missed Communism 20th Century Style.

Also, neither the Nazis not the Imperial Japanese were Christian.
Also, WWI wasn't a religious war.
Also, neither was any other European war more recent than the 16th century, or so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

116 Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

What in the high holy fuck is this new jack retard babbling about now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Tater Word Salad has no clue what he spews.
His ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (mISmA)

117 Any super powers yet, like loading the dishwasher to your wife's satisfaction?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:06 AM
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I'm right here, boss.

Posted by: The toilet seat at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

118 104> First, burner phones made it impossible to catch anyone committing crimes.

Most idiots fire-up their burner phones proximate to their own phone. Might as well connect the two.

Network analysis software, which has been around for decades, makes "burner phones" only useful for Hollywood plot fixing.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (a4flb)

119 If you thought Nolan's movie couldn't sink any deeper than the Kraken finding out Lupita is Helen of Troy...

In another nod to 'modernity,' Nolan's script drops the F-bomb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (2GVsD)

120 Morning again Horde thx JJ.
Senator Tuberville said the data centers can come up Alabama after Hochul 's ban. The data center people have to learn to bribe NY politicians to get things done

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:09 AM (m2wmY)

121 Any super powers yet, like loading the dishwasher to your wife's satisfaction?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)


I can become invisible. But only when I'm naked and no one is looking at me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

122 The toilet seat

I found separate and unequal bathrooms to be one key to a stress-free marriage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

123 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”
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Islam isn't a religion, you political popcorn fart.
Posted by: It's a cult at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)



Talarico is a menace to society and a danger to himself and others.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (2YhKe)

124 Through the whole period of history when Christianity was exceptionally violent... Everyone else was too. The world was a violent place. Everyone was killing everyone. You had to literally alter the environment by how many people you murdered to make a name for yourself as an especially murdery murderer, like Genghis Khan.

The various wars between the Christians and Muslims for hundreds of years were just another side show in the wars between Everyone and Everyone. They were a bit more flashy about it, and had to walk farther to get there. But the second everyone came back from fighting the Infidels, they went straight back to fighting Larry from across the Danube, or Abu Ben-Booby from the next wadi over.

Some rice dicked little spaz doesn't get to crown himself with the title of Most Violent just because he wants to feel special.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (Ot/FD)

125 that, or toughen up.
Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

Neither will happen. Once a careerist squish, always a careerist squish.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (fZiTB)

126 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (53oGX)

127 Patti LaBelle screeched out some ear-wrecking version of the National Anthem prior to last night's MLB All-star Game.

So tired of this shit.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (J4Dwc)

128 More than two decades after the United States invaded Iraq, American forces are set to complete their withdrawal from the country by September 30, Iraqi Prime Minister Ali al-Zaidi announced Tuesday during an Oval Office meeting with President Donald Trump.
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Seems like kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (+aBHc)

129 Patti LaBelle is still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (2GVsD)

130 California roadside icon Pea Soup Andersen's, closed for years, to be demolished

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That's a shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

131 More than two decades after the United States invaded Iraq, American forces are set to complete their withdrawal from the country by September 30, Iraqi Prime Minister Ali al-Zaidi announced Tuesday during an Oval Office meeting with President Donald Trump.
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Seems like kind of a big deal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (+aBHc)


TACO -- Congressional Democrats

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

132 Huck Follywood

Bringing the troops home to defend Festung America?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

133 How long did it take people to figure out the opposition to Trump from high ranking "conservatives" wasnt personal at all, but actually political because they were leftard idiots?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (jqCWg)

134 Patti LaBelle screeched out some ear-wrecking version of the National Anthem prior to last night's MLB All-star Game.

So tired of this shit.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (J4Dwc)



Did they DIE the horrible female umpire to the All-Star game? I mean, they forced her upon the league and she's been as terrible as everyone thought she'd be. Might as well make a spectacle of her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

135 Talarico and Harris need to start a podcast.

See which one can blither the most.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (2GVsD)

136 But comrade we are anti ICE. Up agin the wall...comrade.

Posted by: little people at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (ehY6c)

137 I found separate and unequal bathrooms to be one key to a stress-free marriage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:09 AM
++++
It also seems practical to have two dishwashers side by side, with the dishes continuously alternating between them.

Posted by: But that's just me at July 15, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

138 Patti Labelle has been murdering the Anthem for 40 years

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:13 AM (jqCWg)

139 Sometimes it dawns on me that when these pencil necked goobers wax wroth on how horrible and pestilent and damaging their own putative culture is and has always been throughout history...

They're actually bragging.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:04 AM (Ot/FD)
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Talarico does indeed sound like he's pretty self-impressed. Smug even.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:13 AM (+aBHc)

140 Anna Puma

Harris has no ability to influence Talarico. He is very anti-woman.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

141 Christians, according to Talarico, are ‘Christofascists’ who are practicing “Christofascism”.

Christianity is far more violent than Islam, according to him, and has caused far more damage to Islam than the other way around.

How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

142 The Empire State leads the nation in state and local taxes collected, with per capita collections at $12,495 – or 78% above the US average.
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Madmani: "We must tax more!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (+aBHc)

143 So true, Salty. Only bad part is once they're entrenched and overtake those blind idiots on the left, we'll still be stuck with their death cult religion too. In even greater numbers.
Posted by: Lady in Black


They will hate my rules of engagement. Trust me.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (mISmA)

144 Talarico does indeed sound like he's pretty self-impressed. Smug even.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:13 AM (+aBHc)



He just oozes children in his crawlspace. MANY children in his crawlspace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

145 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,”

What season is Judaism?

What the hell is he babbling about or is he trying to be cute with his answers on Christianity?

Posted by: dantesed at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (Oy/m2)

146 But that's just me

Lack of space in the kitchen, and plumbing limitations make 1 dishwasher a winning argument.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)

147 They will hate my rules of engagement. Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (mISmA)

Rule #1: Don't miss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)

148 How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)
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The polls might be wrong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (+aBHc)

149 The Empire State leads the nation in state and local taxes collected, with per capita collections at $12,495 – or 78% above the US average.
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Madmani: "We must tax more!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (+aBHc)



Yet, it's not enough. It's never enough.

And the electorate keeps re-electing this garbage.

Wake up, stupid. You're destroying yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

150 Remember when the world stopped the Nazis by slapping teenage girls for wearing certain clothes?

Canada does.

What a pathetic fucking country.

I hope ICE deports that dumb bint. And her soy boy dick-licking husband.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (hJ9AL)

151 The Empire State leads the nation in state and local taxes collected, with per capita collections at $12,495 – or 78% above the US average.


That's not the flex they think it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (mISmA)

152 How is talarico 1 point down or tied with Paxton? The poll was taken in Talarico 's " church".

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (afJtY)

153 He just oozes children in his crawlspace. MANY children in his crawlspace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

Almost all human children, too!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (Ot/FD)

154
What the hell is he babbling about or is he trying to be cute with his answers on Christianity?
Posted by: dantesed at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (Oy/m2)



Forget it, he's pandering.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

155 *How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?*

He's not.

Posted by: Polls are for strippers at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

156 He just oozes children in his crawlspace. MANY children in his crawlspace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)
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Walz-like.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (+aBHc)

157 How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)


Like this...

I commissioned the Totally Bullshit, Made Up poll to tell me how the Senate race in Texas was going. They polled 1048 imaginary people and came up with Talarico 78%, Paxton 1%, Some Random Ayatollah 21%.

It's not intended to measure anything, it's intended to convince the weak-willed that something which ISN'T popular is so they will back it to be part of the "in crowd".

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

158 They will hate my rules of engagement. Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (mISmA)

Rule #1: Don't miss.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Rule #1. Women and children are fair game.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (mISmA)

159 So true, Salty. Only bad part is once they're entrenched and overtake those blind idiots on the left, we'll still be stuck with their death cult religion too. In even greater numbers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

The bright side, if there is one, a LOT more Christians will wake up ready to take care of business than if everyone remained in their slumber. As Reagan said - if you want peace, you can have peace right now. Surrender.

I will say again - in underestimating Christians, the bloodthirsty Left and Islam are making one of the gravest miscalculations in world history. But they can't help themselves. They each see people that want to live and let live, and take it for weakness. Dummies.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (jqCWg)

160 Patti LaBelle sang lead vocals on "Lady Marmalade" (1974) ... "Lady Marmalade" is about a man's sexual encounter with the titular prostitute, but Patti LaBelle later claimed that she was completely oblivious to its overall message, saying: "I didn't know what it was about. I don't know French and nobody, I swear this is God's truth, nobody at all told me what I'd just sung a song about."

A titan intellect, that one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)

161 So if the Mexican government is sending lawyers to try and block deportations, how about we PNG their diplomatic staff? All of it? Including their many consulates?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (8l6/L)

162 > Talarico does indeed sound like he's pretty self-impressed. Smug even.
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I don't wonder where he gets it.

He's got more than a handful of sycophants telling him he's the 2nd coming.

Typically... politic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (jehhT)

163 Tomorrow, SpaceX launches another Starship test, this time carrying actual satellites into orbit. Good luck SpaceX!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (+aBHc)

164 Yet, it's not enough. It's never enough.

And the electorate keeps re-electing this garbage.

Wake up, stupid. You're destroying yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)


You know how Republicans will run on "we're gonna cut taxes and remove X million people from the tax rolls"? Most of those people will subsequently not care how much YOU have to be taxed so that THEY can get something for nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

165 @90 get this. My county, Ulster, is trying to implement a high earners surcharge tax. They need to change the laws and get Hochul 's signature. My DSA assembly woman has be putting out propaganda that high earners aren't leaving despite the data . These people never stop

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (m2wmY)

166 They will hate my rules of engagement. Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (mISmA)

Rule #1: Don't miss.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Rule #1. Women and children are fair game.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (mISmA)
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I think you guys are playing different games.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

167 May Talerico end up on a street corner pandering for $20.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (2GVsD)

168 157 How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

Like this...

I commissioned the Totally Bullshit, Made Up poll to tell me how the Senate race in Texas was going. They polled 1048 imaginary people and came up with Talarico 78%, Paxton 1%, Some Random Ayatollah 21%.

It's not intended to measure anything, it's intended to convince the weak-willed that something which ISN'T popular is so they will back it to be part of the "in crowd".

Same as it ever was.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

Talarico will win with 100% of the turnout, with 100% of the vote. According to my extensive research and polling.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (8l6/L)

169 And now for a break from electoral politics: https://youtu.be/vp_szhKqIK0

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

170 ===================
Walz-like.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (+aBHc)



Remember when watching Ferris Bueller and thinking that the principal had a creepy factor? Then, in real life the guy gets busted for child porn?

Talarico is 10 times that guy.........

I can't wait for the walls to come crashing down around him, releasing all the children he's been diddling for the last 10 years as a 'religious leader.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (2YhKe)

171 She recorded "Lady Marmalade" 52 years ago.

So there's that.

Posted by: Person with calendar at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

172 You know how Republicans will run on "we're gonna cut taxes and remove X million people from the tax rolls"? Most of those people will subsequently not care how much YOU have to be taxed so that THEY can get something for nothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

They can trample and shred our 4A rights for decades, but the second some pissant functionary snoops on *their* texts, it's a la lanterne and light the fucking candle, ain't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:22 AM (Ot/FD)

173 I saw Patti Labelle leaving the Philly airport one afternoon, and she was in a rage. Her bodyguards were pushing people out of her way, and she was angrily yelling at her driver even before she got in the car. Seemed like a real peach.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:22 AM (+aBHc)

174 Patti LaBelle sang lead vocals on "Lady Marmalade" (1974) ... "Lady Marmalade" is about a man's sexual encounter with the titular prostitute, but Patti LaBelle later claimed that she was completely oblivious to its overall message, saying: "I didn't know what it was about. I don't know French and nobody, I swear this is God's truth, nobody at all told me what I'd just sung a song about."

A titan intellect, that one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)
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That summer t-shirts emblazoned with "Voulez-vous couchez" were de rigeur

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)

175 Saw yesterday that in NC Whatley is within 4%of Cooper in the NC Senate race. That's within the margin of error and a good sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:23 AM (m2wmY)

176 I think you guys are playing different games.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Yeah. Gates of Vienna.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:23 AM (mISmA)

177 Patti LaBelle sang lead vocals on "Lady Marmalade" (1974) ... "Lady Marmalade" is about a man's sexual encounter with the titular prostitute, but Patti LaBelle later claimed that she was completely oblivious to its overall message, saying: "I didn't know what it was about. I don't know French and nobody, I swear this is God's truth, nobody at all told me what I'd just sung a song about."

A titan intellect, that one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)


The first verse is in English:

He met Marmalade down in old New Orleans
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Joe
You wanna give it a go?" hmm hmm

She's lying.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

178 141 Christians, according to Talarico, are ‘Christofascists’ who are practicing “Christofascism”.

Christianity is far more violent than Islam, according to him, and has caused far more damage to Islam than the other way around.

How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

He’s dumb enough to think that all of TX is like TX HD-50. He is in for a surprise.

I get numerous texts asking me to participate in polls. Legit, or scam, they go into the trash.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:24 AM (8l6/L)

179 1974 was 52 years ago. That was when Patti LaBelle was last relevant to me.

Fun Fact: 1929's Great Depression is closer in time to 1974 than 2026 is to 1974.

Now you know.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

180 So all the race hustlers are in Mississippi trying to manufacture a race riot.

Some teens went on a boat to an island with a bunch of other people.
One of the kids was black and was last seen with a girl.
It's a tragic story. Most likely he was drunk, tried to swim, and drowned.

But now the racists are claiming these long-time friends murdered him and are covering it up.
So not only do those kids have the loss of their friend, they are now all accused of being racist.*
And won't be allowed at his funeral.

Their accusation is actually their confession:
They think it's plausible because they know, if they could, they would murder a white.

* what an exact way to teach children "do not be friends with blacks"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (hJ9AL)

181 Did they DIE the horrible female umpire to the All-Star game? I mean, they forced her upon the league and she's been as terrible as everyone thought she'd be. Might as well make a spectacle of her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

I did some digging. Her accuracy rate is worse than Angel Hernandaz's during the last few years before he retired.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (J4Dwc)

182 Why would you believe the results of any poll?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

183
Yeah. Gates of Vienna.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:23 AM (mISmA)

Gates of Delirium?

Posted by: Yes at July 15, 2026 08:26 AM (8l6/L)

184 I gotta ask

I was asked this month, for the first time in 2 years, to participate in a poll. My answers so disturbed the push-poller that he cut the polling short.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

185 Regardless of polls, we still have to hold the election, just to be sure the poll was right.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (8l6/L)

186 Why would you believe the results of any poll?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)
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Confirmation bias.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

187 Today Is National Hotdog Day. 🌭

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

188 Fun Fact: 1929's Great Depression is closer in time to 1974 than 2026 is to 1974.

Now you know.
Posted by: Count de Monet


I was 12 in '74. That hurts.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (mISmA)

189
I did some digging. Her accuracy rate is worse than Angel Hernandaz's during the last few years before he retired.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (J4Dwc)



I've only seen highlights from one game. She changed so many rules during that one stretch......Called a balk, yet the pitch counted, didn't let a player contest balls and strikes because he didn't do it 'fast enough....'

The woman isn't fit for summer league. But she's FIRST!!!! And we all know how important THAT is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

190
I was 12 in '74. That hurts.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (mISmA)



You're the same age as my uncle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)

191 redridinghood

When will it be National Periodic Table Day? Or Thomas Sowell Day?

It's always a food item day. Lots of lobbying went into that fluff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

192 Salty Dawg

Did you see Britain's latest daft idea?

SS Richard Montgomery, a Liberty ship, ran aground in 1944 in the Thames estuary and sank. There are still about 1,400 tones of explosives in the cargo holds.

Now they want to remove the masts and display them on land. Though these masts serve an obvious purpose, to warn other ships of the danger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (2GVsD)

193 @182 polls aren't the word of God, but they do show trends even if they're push polls. Being that close at this point is a good sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (m2wmY)

194 I was 12 in 1974 as well, Rickb223.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (2noDb)

195 127 Patti LaBelle screeched out some ear-wrecking version of the National Anthem prior to last night's MLB All-star Game.

So tired of this shit.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (J4Dwc)

What is the MLB All Star Game?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (8l6/L)

196 187 Today Is National Hotdog Day. 🌭
Posted by: redridinghood


And my office is celebrating it. Life is good.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (RjOoY)

197 Today Is National Hotdog Day. 🌭
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (NpAcC)
=====

*warms up hot dog cannon*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

198 Patti LaBelle is still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (2GVsD)


The MLB is still alive??

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (QLC6i)

199 184 I gotta ask

I was asked this month, for the first time in 2 years, to participate in a poll. My answers so disturbed the push-poller that he cut the polling short.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

"What if we split the trolley in half so they can all die?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (Ot/FD)

200 Anna Puma

Thanks. Did not see that. Not everyone uses GPS before they drop anchor. SMH.

Wait. I have a little list ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

201 Did they DIE the horrible female umpire to the All-Star game? I mean, they forced her upon the league and she's been as terrible as everyone thought she'd be. Might as well make a spectacle of her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


She's no worse than the rest of the umpire crew.
The ABS Challenge System is proving that.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (mISmA)

202
The MLB is still alive??
Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (QLC6i)



And charging $9 per hot dog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

203
“I didn’t expect that performing this service was going to put me in the position of explaining to my children what a bulletproof vest was, and why I had to wear one.”
‘Threat Level is Really High’: Barrett Tells Congress How Threats Have Affected Her Family


Oh cry me a river of tears you ignorant bitch. Get the judges subordinate to you under control and stop allowing criminals to go scott free and you'll never have another second of worry.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (QVmho)

204 * what an exact way to teach children "do not be friends with blacks"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (hJ9AL)

To the surprise of no one, race-hustler Benjamin Crump represents the family in that.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (J4Dwc)

205 One year later, in the summer of Jaws (1975), a singer by the name of Donna Summer would release a song entitled, "Love To Love You Baby."

It was a heady and confusing time for young lads on the very cusp of coming of age.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (wVcYX)

206 She's no worse than the rest of the umpire crew.
The ABS Challenge System is proving that.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (mISmA)



Ah, but she's showing them the way. Just deny them the ability. "You weren't fast enough......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

207 There are still about 1,400 tones of explosives in the cargo holds.

Now they want to remove the masts and display them on land. Though these masts serve an obvious purpose, to warn other ships of the danger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (2GVsD)

A proper country would leave the boat and put the 1,400 tonnes of explosives out on display.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (Ot/FD)

208 June PPI below expectations

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

209 Producer price index showed a significant drop in June as much as a full percentage point better. Good news for the economy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (m2wmY)

210 Look at this, same Islamo-Socialist shit in Michigan as we've seen with Mamdani and with Platner :

"Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024
14h
Detroit News/Glengariff poll | 7/8-7/11 LV

US Senate Michigan Democratic primary 2026 (crosstabs, net)

🟪College: El-Sayed +7
🟩No College: Stevens +22
🟪White: El-Sayed +12
🟩Black: Stevens +46
🟩Already voted: Stevens +9
🟪Election day voters: El-Sayed +18
🟩Still holding on to their absentee ballots: Stevens +27
🟪Union: El-Sayed +5"

College, White, Union (Soviet?) - go for Islamo-Socilaist wanker

No College, Black (Minorities, places like Detroit most likely) - Plain ol' Dem

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3)

211 Female umpire is 3rd worst in the league in accuracy. One guy ahead of her has only worked the plate in 2 games, so she's actually 2nd worst.

I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

212 Warai-otoko

Guy Fawkes Day #2. The Liberty Ship cargo bugaboo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

213 I was 12 in 1974 as well, Rickb223.
Posted by: Jaimo


*fistbump

I feel old.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (mISmA)

214 208 June PPI below expectations
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

209 Producer price index showed a significant drop in June as much as a full percentage point better. Good news for the economy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (m2wmY)

tell me y'all get the same RSS feed without telling me....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (Ot/FD)

215 what an exact way to teach children "do not be friends with blacks"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (hJ9AL)

The segregationists never left us.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (jqCWg)

216 "...didn't let a player contest balls and strikes because he didn't do it 'fast enough...' "
+++

He knows what he did.

Posted by: Female ump at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)

217 @208 San Franpsycho, beat me by that much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (m2wmY)

218 Justice Barrett, if the heat of the particular kitchen you find yourself in is too high for your liking, I have a suggestion...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (nbLIj)

219 Female umpire is 3rd worst in the league in accuracy. One guy ahead of her has only worked the plate in 2 games, so she's actually 2nd worst.

I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

He's probably gay.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (jqCWg)

220 Female umpire is 3rd worst in the league in accuracy. One guy ahead of her has only worked the plate in 2 games, so she's actually 2nd worst.

I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


When did Stevie Wonder start calling games?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (mISmA)

221
He's probably gay.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (jqCWg)



Too busy checking out the pitcher's junk.


And I'm not talking about his curve ball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

222 I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

He's probably gay.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (jqCWg)

Everything looks like a ball when... uh...

nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (Ot/FD)

223 @224 actually watching Maria Bartiromo's show. They are happy as a pig in mud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (m2wmY)

224 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)

225 >I was asked this month, for the first time in 2 years, to participate in a poll. My answers so disturbed the push-poller that he cut the polling short.
-------
More proof that polls are commissioned by people with an agenda or narrative they want to push.

And that they're all horseshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (jehhT)

226
When did Stevie Wonder start calling games?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (mISmA)




I just called.....

To say.....

That's strike two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)

227
223 @224 actually watching Maria Bartiromo's show. They are happy as a pig in mud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (m2wmY)



You got access to the time machine?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)

228 One year later, in the summer of Jaws (1975), a singer by the name of Donna Summer would release a song entitled, "Love To Love You Baby."

It was a heady and confusing time for young lads on the very cusp of coming of age.

--

*tosses in "Chevy Van" and "Afternoon Delight" into mix*

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (qBdHI)

229 Have a great day, everyone.

Preps needed for going to a casino with another widow. I have a bet going that I won't get a word in edgewise on the 1.25 hour trip. And she will repeat her 4th of July story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

230 tell me y'all get the same RSS feed without telling me....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (Ot/FD)
=====

I have bo idea what that is. I'm watching Maria.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

231 Hey all these people want to murder me, I should probably be super nice to them and fuck over all the people who aren't trying to murder me.


Amazing leadership instincts. Top notch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (Ot/FD)

232 @227 Sponge , no just have hot dog fingers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (m2wmY)

233 Why would you believe the results of any poll?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

People fear uncertainty more than they fear being wrong.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:38 AM (jqCWg)

234 @nypost
·
56m
Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor https://trib.al/CYKIQId

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

235 Preps needed for going to a casino with another widow. I have a bet going that I won't get a word in edgewise on the 1.25 hour trip. And she will repeat her 4th of July story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM

+++

You do this on purpose?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

236 I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

C. B. Bucknor

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (J4Dwc)

237
Female umpire is 3rd worst in the league in accuracy. One guy ahead of her has only worked the plate in 2 games, so she's actually 2nd worst.

___________

No inherent reason why women can't be umpires and just as bad as men. The problem is that MLB slots are few and the conditions for minor-league umps would embarrass a chicken-processing plant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (1oSzn)

238 234 @nypost
·
56m
Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor https://trib.al/CYKIQId
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

Can we get these gassy dipshits a fucking sneeze button already?

Fucking hell, man. Chew your food you gross bastards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (Ot/FD)

239 Producer price index showed a significant drop in June as much as a full percentage point better. Good news for the economy

--

No matter. MSDNC* was screeching yesterday all about how "millions were going to die" because of Trump. Millions, I say!

Presumably because of the curtailing of welfare and other kinds of endless fraud perpetrated upon the American taxpayers.

*Jr. Black watches it for the lulz

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (qBdHI)

240 Mexico is attempting to sue the U.S. over the incident.

------

What good is this government to us? Sheinbaum is a high-ranking cartel official, nothing more. Order a drone strike on her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

241 Preps needed for going to a casino with another widow. I have a bet going that I won't get a word in edgewise on the 1.25 hour trip. And she will repeat her 4th of July story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

+++

You do this on purpose?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Penance?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:41 AM (mISmA)

242 234 Chuck Schumer lets loose a huge fart whenever he opens his mouth.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)

243 Democrat Responds To Threats Against SCOTUS Families By Accusing Justices Of Taking Bribes

Rosa DeLauro is prettier on the outside.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 15, 2026 08:41 AM (2ap+5)

244 The 75-year-old was criticizing President Trump and the war in Iran when he seemed to have lost a war of his own that was brewing in his trousers, letting loose an audible fart that went out live on C-SPAN airwaves Tuesday.


First, you lose control of your bowels.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)

245 Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor https://trib.al/CYKIQId
Posted by: Don Black


Oh to sit in the gallery with a thermal imaging camera.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:42 AM (mISmA)

246 - @193

What does the Word of God have to do with anything?
Signed #TheScience

Posted by: TeeJ at July 15, 2026 08:42 AM (dAv7M)

247 What good is this government to us? Sheinbaum is a high-ranking cartel official, nothing more. Order a drone strike on her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

Or get the higher-ranking cartel officials in your pocket and then you can effectively rule mexico by remote control.

"Wait, you just want to sling shit in California and New York? Hell, man, vay con dios, no one cares about those idiots. Just try not to kill any normies, sabes?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:43 AM (Ot/FD)

248 The 75-year-old was criticizing President Trump and the war in Iran when he seemed to have lost a war of his own that was brewing in his trousers, letting loose an audible fart that went out live on C-SPAN airwaves Tuesday.


First, you lose control of your bowels.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


So he Nadlered live on CSPAN.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:43 AM (mISmA)

249 Schumer's grilling technique is finally catching up to him.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)

250 You almost have to laugh.

The people that tell you Ashley Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck are also saying police officers are now not allowed to defend themselves when a foreign invader tries to kill them...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

251 Mexico is attempting to sue the U.S. over the incident.



Dear Mexico,

Your pendejo was trespassing.

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:45 AM (mISmA)

252 A U.S. Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations hearing has reignited debate over COVID-19 vaccines, cancer risks, and scientific transparency. Among the witnesses was Dr. Aseem Malhotra, a London-based consultant cardiologist, who delivered testimony that has sparked intense discussion online and among policymakers.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 08:45 AM (RHGPo)

253 Can someone explain, in great detail how Iran is in any position or capability to control The Straight of Hormuz?


Gas is over 4 bucks again, here in deepest darkest PA.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2026 08:45 AM (XV/Pl)

254 > You almost have to laugh.

The people that tell you Ashley Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck are also saying police officers are now not allowed to defend themselves when a foreign invader tries to kill them...
---------
Sadly, there many that willingly go along with this. Street violence has become normalized for the left and resistance to it will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 08:47 AM (jehhT)

255 Yes, let's all FREAK OUT over ICE suspending vehicle operations for a day.

Posted by: deadrody at July 15, 2026 08:47 AM (vgB0v)

256 Totally OT.

Bing's homepage today is awesome.

Marie Lake, John Muir Wilderness near Bishop, California.

I'd love to fish that lake.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (mISmA)

257
The people that tell you Ashley Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck are also saying police officers are now not allowed to defend themselves when a foreign invader tries to kill them...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)



The capitol police have guns. They should use them.

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

258 Mullin:

This deflect the heat a bit for awhile.

Taking a step back doesn't necessarily signal retreat.

Given this happened 48 hours ago and nobody is burning down Maine and there hasn't been wall to wall films of protests says a lot about Maine and the attempts to exploit this encounter.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (FxH7T)

259 The belt-to-knees strike zone of today's MLB is ridiculous. As is the way catchers try to frame EVERY pitch into that zone.

The current game is not much more than monster ball throwers vs monster bat swingers. Here's my fastest pitch - try to hit it.
OK - lemme swing as hard as I can but only if you throw it low enough for me to uppercut it.

No more actual pitchers vs actual hitters. Who adjusted to each other. That was baseball.

Now excuse me while I direct my fists towards the nearest cloud.

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (QLC6i)

260 And consider for a moment;

If an American citizen snuck into Iran and then tried to run down an Iranian cop with a car how would this story be covered?

Why is a Mexican invader dying while trying to kill a cop being covered differently?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

261 I love me some pole dancing

https://x.com/ABC/status/
2077108750347821550

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)

262 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:43 AM (Ot/FD)

I forget which faction of the Sinaloas Sheinbaum works for, the Chapitos or the Maiyiza.

Whichever one it is, form a temporary arrangement with the other, release some of their people statewide, provide them with some of the Yanqui arms they love so much, and a juicy kickback, etc.

In return for Sheinbaum's mutilated corpse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (BI5O2)

263 It seems like baseball becomes a completely new game every five to ten years or so, and it's been doing that my entire life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (Ot/FD)

264 The belt-to-knees strike zone of today's MLB is ridiculous. As is the way catchers try to frame EVERY pitch into that zone.

The current game is not much more than monster ball throwers vs monster bat swingers. Here's my fastest pitch - try to hit it.
OK - lemme swing as hard as I can but only if you throw it low enough for me to uppercut it.

No more actual pitchers vs actual hitters. Who adjusted to each other. That was baseball.

Now excuse me while I direct my fists towards the nearest cloud.
Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (QLC6i)



I'm old enough to remember when the strike zone was knees to letters, or in the women's case, knees to nips.

The fact that they've shrunk it so much, it's no wonder hitters are cranking HR's every 15 minutes.

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

265 I saw mention that ICE was going to pause car stops until they trained agents on new/correct procedures.

Hopefully that is the case.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (l4RKn)

266 Or, the US responded to Mexican invaders under Pancho Villa with an explicitly military response...why are foreign invaders under the cartels attacking America not being handled the same way?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

267 well, that was fast :

"BREAKING: President Trump just announced the ICE traffic stops WILL BE *REINSTATED* after DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin suspended them due to recent shootings."

Is Mullin a dud ?

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

268 My guess was he was suspending operations so they could quietly resume them when the furor dies down. That's what a Democrat would do. If they even bothered suspending at all.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:51 AM (jqCWg)

269 When will it be National Periodic Table Day? Or Thomas Sowell Day?

It's always a food item day. Lots of lobbying went into that fluff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)
******
Periodic Table Day is February 7th
Thomas Sowell's birthday is June 30th which not an official holiday, but hopefully one day it will be.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

270 "We CANNOT give up one of I.C.E.’s most important and effective Crime Fighting tools, THE TRAFFIC STOP! Once we do, we are playing right into the criminal’s hands.”

“The Radical Left Dumocrats would like to see this done, but it won’t happen on my watch. I.C.E., be judicious, fair and smart, and go back and do your very important job.”

“Keep those Crime Stat Records coming! Remember, you are loved and respected in America. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

271 @TheAtlantic
·
Follow
The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy.

ha
Platner Talarico Mamdani

hahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

272 A Texas woman was practicing pole dancing in her living room when the pole came loose from the ceiling and hit a sprinkler, flooding her apartment.


That didn't 'come lose.'

She never anchored it to anything........

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham at July 15, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

273 Ugh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

274 And one more point...

When the Trayvon Martin story hit the news I remarked this should be taught as a lesson to feral yutes.

Jump someone and you might just get shot.

Here we should give the officer that shot the invader a medal on national TV and note to invaders - leave now or surrender peacefully. If you attack America or Americans we will shoot you.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

275 You'd think I'd learn.

Seems I'm past that point in life.

I'm Trump. I never learn anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (2YhKe)

276 265 I saw mention that ICE was going to pause car stops until they trained agents on new/correct procedures.

Hopefully that is the case.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (l4RKn)

They have kids rolling tires down hills and ICE shooting them.
The tires that is

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)

277 The belt-to-knees strike zone of today's MLB is ridiculous. As is the way catchers try to frame EVERY pitch into that zone.


If I were the plate umpire, I lean over and whisper in the catcher's ear, "you move your glove after you catch a pitch and it's an automatic ball".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (mISmA)

278 It's also, National Give Something Away Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

279 Markwayne Mullin is a Republican. That's all. If you want to put someone in charge of ICE, a Republican isn't going to hack it.

See if Bukele is willing to loan us one of his top men for a couple years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

280
If I were the plate umpire, I lean over and whisper in the catcher's ear, "you move your glove after you catch a pitch and it's an automatic ball".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (mISmA)



The call should be, as intended, where the ball crosses the plate and shouldn't make f*ck all what the catcher does with his glove after catching it.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)

281 260 And consider for a moment;

If an American citizen snuck into Iran and then tried to run down an Iranian cop with a car how would this story be covered?

Why is a Mexican invader dying while trying to kill a cop being covered differently?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

Because HE’S A SWEETHEART!!! Laws should never ever apply to him!!!

Posted by: The Left at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (8l6/L)

282
Can we get these gassy dipshits a fucking sneeze button already?

Fucking hell, man. Chew your food you gross bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (Ot/FD)

Maybe grill both sides of the burger, Chuck...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (nbLIj)

283 See if Bukele is willing to loan us one of his top men for a couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

Find yourself a nice Equatorial Guinean, do a little bit of paperwork to get them paroled....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (Ot/FD)

284 If an American citizen snuck into Iran and then tried to run down an Iranian cop with a car how would this story be covered?

==

I see numerous problems with this analogy....

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:56 AM (GD0B3)

285
Maybe grill both sides of the burger, Chuck...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (nbLIj)



Maybe retire before you're too old to control your walking farts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

286 Why is a Mexican invader dying while trying to kill a cop being covered differently?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

Because leftard agitation is fun.

The people "covering" this story are your sworn enemy. They want you in jail but preferably dead. They are Tokyo Rose.

They pray to Satan for more deaths and injury so they can agitate some more.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:56 AM (jqCWg)

287 Regarding ICE vehicle stops...

What, specifically, is the "correct" way to stop a vehicle with an illegal who's hell bent on avoiding capture?

More to the point; when said illegal is being helped by interference from rabid Americans, radicalized to use violence against ICE.

spoiler: there's no correct way. so let's just quit altogether.

This is what the left wants. I'd rather shoot everyone involved in the attempted escape.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (jehhT)

288 I saw mention that ICE was going to pause car stops until they trained agents on new/correct procedures.


Why can't we have Michael Bay "train" them?

How difficult is it to 1033 some M204 40mm HEDP grenades for our hard working ICE agents?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (PVBkQ)

289 248 The 75-year-old was criticizing President Trump and the war in Iran when he seemed to have lost a war of his own that was brewing in his trousers, letting loose an audible fart that went out live on C-SPAN airwaves Tuesday.


First, you lose control of your bowels.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

So?

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (8l6/L)

290 Maybe grill both sides of the burger, Chuck...
Posted by: Joe Kidd


Maybe retire before you're too old to control your walking farts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


No more crop dusting?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (mISmA)

291 US is now bombing Iran in daylight.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

292 > The result is that Kristol and his former-GOP allies at The Bulwark are increasingly aligning themselves with pro-migration Democrats.

They always were "aligned with pro-migration Democrats".

They just took off the mask.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM (IG3/x)

293 People fear uncertainty more than they fear being wrong.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:38 AM (jqCWg)

I think you’ve hit on it - the entire polling biz is built on the willingness to seize onto a false reality, rather than live with the uncertainty of life.

There is no more comprehensive display of polls uselessness than the Paxton/Cornyn runoff race. Every poll done said it was either tied, or that Paxton had a slight lead.
Paxton won with a 2-1 margin, one of the biggest blowouts in years. Not a single poll saw that coming - not a single poll was within 20 points of the actual result.

Polling in general has become complete garbage. Polling in Texas is double plus sized garbage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM (wLnmp)

294 These musings over something called “baseball”, long dead, is amusing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM (8l6/L)

295 Find yourself a nice Equatorial Guinean, do a little bit of paperwork to get them paroled....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (Ot/FD)

African warlord.

I want the guy carrying out an ethnic cleansing of the Aztecs to be black, since they hate blacks so very much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM (BI5O2)

296 What, specifically, is the "correct" way to stop a vehicle with an illegal who's hell bent on avoiding capture?



M79 40 mike mike Thumper.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (mISmA)

297 Pull my finger. Go on . . .

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Schumer at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)

298 Remember:
Bill Krystol's most famous tweet was, basically, "I only want a democracy that enacts my policy preferences."

And that's the entire left--you can have your democracy as long as only we are in charge of everything.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (3cUTc)

299 The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy.
---------

Anyone who pays attention to my daily schizo rantings would have known this bullshit was being deployed a year ago or more.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (jqCWg)

300 Trump rescinded Mullin's order. The focus should be on him and those on his team who advised to stop using an effective "crime fighting tool".

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (GD0B3)

301
They pray to Satan for more deaths and injury so they can agitate some more.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:56 AM (jqCWg)

May the mighty Schlürpo guide me and protect me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:00 AM (8l6/L)

302 I saw an anti-ICE protest yesterday.

It was about half 65+ and about half college/HS aged.

The grey hairs had the signs and the angry looks. The yutes were all buying ice cream from the neighboring shop and eating it while "protesting"

Note this was in the evening so the lack of middle aged people wasn't because they were at work.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

303 A 15 year old female and 16 year old male drove around town shooting 7 family members, killing 5 in southern Illinois and we are talking about a Colombian that tried to run over an ICE agent getting killed.

Let's be honest, no one in the media or government really cares about human lives, they care about narratives and optics (no pun intended).

Posted by: Zoomer Conservative at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (gpYm5)

304 Is Mullin a dud ?

Stanjer buddup.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (zdLoL)

305 The best part of the Schumer fart clip is when even he was laughing. He tried not to laugh but it got out, like the fart

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (m2wmY)

306 294 These musings over something called “baseball”, long dead, is amusing.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM
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Let's talk about Men's Metric Kickball instead.

Posted by: Said no one ever at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

307 Fucking hell, man. Chew your food you gross bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08

This will not stop gas. It’s a thing. In public it’s embarrassing, and he even giggles. Maybe just an excuse me would suffice?

By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Dd38x)

308 MarkWayne McMullin? Way too many syllables there

Mark Mullin wouldn't end car stops...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (sKqQm)

309
By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Dd38x)

It's not the hearing part that's bad....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (SXx26)

310 See if Bukele is willing to loan us one of his top men for a couple years.

No need to outsource. The Left has already done all of the heavy lifting — they refuse to deport the most violent of illegal aliens, in fact they will dial down a multiple homicide to misdemeanor mopery in service of keeping their precious maniacs at hand.

The thugs are mercenaries. Just reward them with something in exchange for a few heads of Leftists, or a whole bus full of them, I don't care; they are already committed to violence, why not just channel their inner demon for Good?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (+4Cf6)

311 With all due respect to the senior senator from the great state of Maine, sit down, shut up, and quit interfering.

Posted by: President Trump at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

312 Your median professor sits so far left that AOC, Sanders, and Warren would count as moderates in any faculty lounge.

Faculty from 55 elite universities form one towering blue spike of ideology far out on the left, density exploding past 6, with virtually nothing on the conservative side.

This was built through decades of selective hiring, social enforcement, and the systematic purge of dissent.

And because they credential the people who run media, law, government, and tech, the monoculture leaks into every elite institution downstream.

~~ Professor Bill Jacobson, who somehow still has a job at Cornell Law School
=========================

This is the problem. Education is rotten to the core, from Kindergarten through Medical Schools, the left has occupied the entire zone and every school.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (fn4/u)

313 How much are the Anti-ICE protests paying today?

Posted by: Stoner living in the basement at July 15, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

314 redridinghood

Thanks for letting us know about today being National Hot Dog Day. I am clearly on the cutting edge of gastronomic psychic powers, because I was planning on having hot dogs and beans for lunch even before I learned the hog dogs had a special day. Hot Dog!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 09:04 AM (D+BhG)

315 Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Illegal alien who killed 3 with his truck in CA sentenced to UNDER 5 YEARS

https://tinyurl.com/3bpmdxfx

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

316 > Hochul’s Halt of Data Center Construction in New York Is Met With Dismay

Ah, Hochul the Yokel.

The gift who keeps on giving.

She's nearly as good for the Texas economy as Newsom.


Posted by: The Great State of Texas at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (IG3/x)

317 @303 the people involved in the murder of five , both victims and perps , were black. The situation didn't further a leftist narrative so it was memory holed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (m2wmY)

318 313 How much are the Anti-ICE protests paying today?
Posted by: Stoner living in the basement at July 15, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

They're being coordinated by some one.. I thought Kash said they were gonna release the info on who's funding this....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (SXx26)

319 Find out who's making these recommendations to Mullin. Is it someone higher up or is he listening to dimwitted subordinates?

Whatever the case, Trump just trumped all that bullshit he was being fed.

But... still find out who's feeding him this crap.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (jehhT)

320 By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.
Posted by: Piper

It's not the hearing part that's bad....
Posted by: It's me donna


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (mISmA)

321 Swalwell and Platner were both used for this fake clawback of "masculinity".

And what's more they got to do their usual which is do it as oppositional impossible to coexist forces. Basically here's these toxically masculine creeps that are Democrats and so tough and manly and tough.

But "we" - Democrats - reject these scallywags (when we need them politically destroyed) which keeps their idiot awfls on board who aren't as offended by the bad little rapist creeps as they like to claim.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:06 AM (jqCWg)

322 By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.

Why not just quickly cover your mouth and nose, roll back your eyes and [pretend] to pass out on the floor?

Shame is good.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 09:06 AM (+4Cf6)

323 Mullin is as clumsy as he is stupid, Darth Trumpo added.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 09:06 AM (YWLSN)

324 248 The 75-year-old was criticizing President Trump and the war in Iran when he seemed to have lost a war of his own that was brewing in his trousers, letting loose an audible fart that went out live on C-SPAN airwaves Tuesday.


First, you lose control of your bowels.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
==========================

I fought in that war too.

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler's underwear assistant at July 15, 2026 09:07 AM (fn4/u)

325 Take Beano before and there'll be no gas.

Posted by: Beano at July 15, 2026 09:07 AM (wVcYX)

326 By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Dd38x)

You must really have your hands full as ghosts also see a lot of fapping.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (jqCWg)

327 Take Beano before and there'll be no gas.
Posted by: Beano


Eat meat. I've rarely had a ribeye fart.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (mISmA)

328 See if Bukele is willing to loan us one of his top men for a couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

Bukele has explained exactly how it’s done, quite openly. And he’s said that if you really want to clean things up, you have to immediately fire *all* the judges and replace them with your own people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (wLnmp)

329 Beefarino for the win!

Posted by: Rusty the horse at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (J4Dwc)

330 You must really have your hands full as ghosts also see a lot of fapping.
Posted by: ...


Wait. Piper can see that?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (mISmA)

331 The best part of the Schumer fart clip is when even he was laughing. He tried not to laugh but it got out, like the fart

Next week he will be running around demanding that people pull his finger.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (rgGn5)

332 Maybe just an excuse me would suffice?

At his first public appearance after an assassination attempt,
a balloon popped as Ronald Reagan was speaking.
He paused one moment, ad-libbed "Missed me" and went on -- into eternal legend. He became Ronaldus Magnus in that moment.

I might be worth a shit shot.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (zdLoL)

333 Why do farts stink?

So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

334 I recently started taking a statin, and have noticed increased gassiness.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (fn4/u)

335 ‘Threat Level is Really High’: Barrett Tells Congress How Threats Have Affected Her Family
---
And yet you encourage it with your goofy-ass, muddled middle opinions because you want to try and keep the left happy.

When they know that you are always going to rule against them, they'll leave you alone.

But since they know you succumb to fear and fret for your friendships with Democrats, they will keep it up.

You are not our friend, don't come crying to us until you are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (3cUTc)

336
Why not just quickly cover your mouth and nose, roll back your eyes and [pretend] to pass out on the floor?

Shame is good.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15

Because I need to them to keep paying me?

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:10 AM (hftzA)

337 ... so deaf people can enjoy them too.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at July 15, 2026 09:10 AM (wVcYX)

338 “Kristol and his former-GOP allies at The Bulwark are increasingly aligning themselves with pro-migration Democrats.”

Increasingly? They’ve been hard left for 10 years. There’s no more increasing. They’ve hit the ceiling.

Posted by: Kaka at July 15, 2026 09:10 AM (rKig4)

339 Ghost fappers?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (wOO3z)

340 Millionaires are Fleeing New York — Taking $11 Billion in Tax Revenue With Them

-
Whaa? Just as it was becoming a Gangster Paradise?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

341 Massachusetts Proposes Government Islam Commission - Commission will use “practice of Islam” to pick government appointees.

.. what happened to that refrain of "Separation of Church and State" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (RHGPo)

342 238 234 @nypost
·
56m
Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor https://trib.al/CYKIQId
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

Can we get these gassy dipshits a fucking sneeze button already?

Fucking hell, man. Chew your food you gross bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (Ot/FD)

Schumer carrying on about the battle in the Strait of Hormuz while losing a battle of his own in his shorts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (N39Ws)

343 Trump came on the scene and said follow me *I* will take the flak. He's still doing it now. And Republicans were like "nah we were just bullshitting about doing basic conservative shit and wanting to win".

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (jqCWg)

344 Rhode Island just enacted a tax increase that will chase the highest-earning households out of the state and ensure revenue shortfalls as long as it remains in place.

These millionaire taxes are an increasingly popular idea that benefits low-tax states while punishing everyone who remains stuck in high-tax ones.
========================
They're coming after JackStraw

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (fn4/u)

345 255 Yes, let's all FREAK OUT over ICE suspending vehicle operations for a day.

Posted by: deadrody at July 15, 2026 08:47 AM (vgB0v)

======

They suspended "non-critical" vehicle stops.

"Critical" vehicle stops continue.

Also, ICE vehicles can follow cars until the cars come to a stop still.

I said it yesterday that the move was mostly PR, and it's increasingly looking like it.

But don't believe me, believe the people who said that immigration enforcement had already come to a complete halt months ago because of the killings of Goode and Pretti caused the administration to be afraid for the midterms. According to these people, ICE stopping all vehicle stops doesn't mean anything anyway because all deportations are done already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (GKzf4)

346 By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Dd38x)


There's a reel I saw a while ago. Cute little girl in a ballerina outfit. Doing her little dance and rips one loudly. She just politely says excuse me. You then hear laughter in the background and she says something like "ballerinas have to fart sometimes too"

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (QLC6i)

347 the fizz, the fazz, the fizzfazz, the ripshit, the tear-ass, the snorter, and the one that goes fffffFFFOOM

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (ZxPkt)

348 Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

Curse your faster fingers!

Posted by: Just The Punchline at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (wVcYX)

349 330 You must really have your hands full as ghosts also see a lot of fapping.
Posted by: ...


Wait. Piper can see that?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM

No! Thank the heavens.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (/FMtk)

350 Because I need to them to keep paying me?

Ahh, the Spirit Airlines customer demographic targeting strategery. Make sense for those of you beyond The Veil.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (rgGn5)

351 The International Criminal Court (ICC) has specialized in calling out our friends, such as the PM of Israel, and giving a pass to our enemies, like the late Fidel Castro.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

352 I fart in your general direction!

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Schumer at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (wVcYX)

353 Remember when Marco Rubio's political future was over because of a water bottle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (GKzf4)

354 There's a reel I saw a while ago. Cute little girl in a ballerina outfit. Doing her little dance and rips one loudly. She just politely says excuse me. You then hear laughter in the background and she says something like "ballerinas have to fart sometimes too"
Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026

How did this not make the ONT?

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (hftzA)

355 Good morning!!

Another scorcher on deck in my area. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)

356 Former GOP Champion Bill Kristol: ‘Abolish ICE Now’

"Former GOP Champion Bill Kristol"? Hey, I'm old but I'm not old enough to remember when Bill Kristol was a GOP champion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

357 NYPost: Metro Illegal immigrant, 21, trucker gets slap-on-the-wrist sentence after horrific SoCal crash killed 3

An illegal migrant truck driver who killed three people after plowing into several vehicles on a Southern California freeway has been sentenced to less than five years in prison for the horrifying wreck. Jashanpreet Singh, 21, an Indian migrant who entered the US under the Biden administration, smashed into seven other vehicles on the 10 Freeway in Ontario in October 2025. Singh pleaded guilty to three counts of felony vehicular manslaughter with gross negligence for the crime last week. He faced up to 10 years in prison, but was sentenced Tuesday to four years and eight months.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

358 350 Because I need to them to keep paying me?

Ahh, the Spirit Airlines customer demographic targeting strategery. Make sense for those of you beyond The Veil.
Posted by: Community Notes at

Spirit Airlines. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (hftzA)

359 Chuck wanted to laugh after he let it rip.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (wOO3z)

360 Loose lips cause loose bowels.

Posted by: dantesed at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (Oy/m2)

361 “This activist judge forced ICE to release a criminal illegal alien who was convicted and sentenced to 22 years for hijacking a plane back into American communities,” DHS Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis raged in a statement.

“This is yet another example of an activist judge trying to thwart President Trump’s mandate from the American people to remove criminal illegal aliens from our country.

=========================
Even a plane hijacker gets freed by these crazy judges.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (fn4/u)

362 356 Former GOP Champion Bill Kristol: ‘Abolish ICE Now’

"Former GOP Champion Bill Kristol"? Hey, I'm old but I'm not old enough to remember when Bill Kristol was a GOP champion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

======

I remember when Bill Kristol's entire raison d'etre was killing brown people in the Middle East which made him Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (GKzf4)

363
No more crop dusting?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (mISmA)



The fine art of crop dusting is a time honored tradition amongst men.

Failure to control the situation is where you need to re-evaluate your condition and maybe leave it for other, younger models.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (2YhKe)

364 >>“Abolish ICE. Now,” Kristol posted on Monday.



I care about what he thinks and wants as much as I care about any of the NRO or Dispatch crew.
Not a bit. Even having to read this treacherous slug's name is annoying.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)

365 First Minister John Swinney has apologised to a Dundee girl who brandished weapons at a Bulgarian man who was later convicted of assaulting her Ilia Belov, 22, was convicted last week of grabbing and pushing the girl and uttering sexual remarks to the girl and her friends last year. Swinney said he would apologise to the girl, as he said his comments at the time of the incident were based on the information he had on the case at the time. Police Scotland have now admitted that their initial statement "did not fully reflect the situation."

... police in the UK seem to have a real problem with initial assessments bearing nothing like the reality of the situation

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

366 361 “This activist judge forced ICE to release a criminal illegal alien who was convicted and sentenced to 22 years for hijacking a plane back into American communities,” DHS Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis raged in a statement.

“This is yet another example of an activist judge trying to thwart President Trump’s mandate from the American people to remove criminal illegal aliens from our country.
=========================
Even a plane hijacker gets freed by these crazy judges.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (fn4/u)

======

These judges have to know that the people are getting deported anyway. They have to know.

Otherwise they're retarded at levels unforeseen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:16 AM (GKzf4)

367 How did this not make the ONT?
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (hftzA)


Instagram videos don't embed well on this site. And I don't want my search history to reflect me trying to find that elsewhere!

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 09:17 AM (QLC6i)

368 Sima is 18, but has already given birth four times. Her youngest is a newborn, the eldest is four. Sitting with her children in their mud-brick room in Badghis province, Sima says: “After the Taliban entered the country, I had just finished the sixth grade and was supposed to start the seventh. But two months later, my father pressured me immensely to marry my cousin. After being beaten by my father several times, I was forced to accept.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

369 How did this not make the ONT?
Posted by: Piper


It was too cute. She was drop dead serious. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:17 AM (mISmA)

370 The call should be, as intended, where the ball crosses the plate and shouldn't make f*ck all what the catcher does with his glove after catching it.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)


Umpires are lazy. It's too much trouble to watch the pitch when all they have to do is watch the glove.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (l4RKn)

371 366 361 “This activist judge forced ICE to release a criminal illegal alien who was convicted and sentenced to 22 years for hijacking a plane back into American communities,” DHS Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis raged in a statement.

“This is yet another example of an activist judge trying to thwart President Trump’s mandate from the American people to remove criminal illegal aliens from our country.

And ?

Posted by: Maryland Man at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (SXx26)

372 . You then hear laughter in the background and she says something like "ballerinas have to fart sometimes too"
Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026

How did this not make the ONT?
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (hftzA)



This point seems very valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (2YhKe)

373 An elderly couple were at church one Sunday.

Halfway through the service the wife leans over to her husband and whispers, “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”

The husband replied, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (wVcYX)

374 The Chancellor of UC San Francisco testified under oath that a "vast majority of pregnancies are in women." Implying some pregnancies occur in men.

When asked directly whether a non-biological woman has ever had a baby, he refused to answer.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

375 Asking the important fart question; was it wet?

You can sometimes tell from the sound.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (jehhT)

376 Please put out the fire on your heads. Tom Holman has already clarified that the “stop vehicle stops” is a big nothingburger. Exactly as The Blade said yesterday. The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (bAJQW)

377 State and Local Government Behind Slow Recovery From 2025 L.A. Wildfires

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Well, high speed rail comes first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

378 Umpires are lazy. It's too much trouble to watch the pitch when all they have to do is watch the glove.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (l4RKn)



This was going to be my next comment about it, but agreed. Lazy f*cks just want money for nothing. But they still ain't gettin' no chicks for free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)

379 363
The fine art of crop dusting is a time honored tradition amongst men.

Failure to control the situation is where you need to re-evaluate your condition and maybe leave it for other, younger models.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (2YhKe)

Jerry Nadler just entered the chat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (N39Ws)

380 376 Please put out the fire on your heads. Tom Holman has already clarified that the “stop vehicle stops” is a big nothingburger. Exactly as The Blade said yesterday. The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (bAJQW)

======

But Jesse Kelley said that it meant that all deportations were over, that Trump was going to open the borders, and that Noem would have done better!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (GKzf4)

381 I watched every mets game for 15 years and never saw "framing" work once on an umpire, for any team.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (jqCWg)

382 So now it’s a fart thread.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

383 373 Count: LOL!

Posted by: The Great State of Texas at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (IG3/x)

384 Even having to read this treacherous slug's name is annoying.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)


He is a smug c*cksucker. And a nepot. His father and mother had the last of the brains in the family.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (l4RKn)

385 375 Asking the important fart question; was it wet?

You can sometimes tell from the sound.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (jehhT)

You can bet that it'll itch later when it dries.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (N39Ws)

386 Umpires are lazy. It's too much trouble to watch the pitch when all they have to do is watch the glove.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (l4RKn)


Don't write this down, but I find baseball probably as boring as you find baseball. Mrs. Baseball found it boring, too. -- MLB Umpires

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

387 >>Anti-ICE Woman Found Beaten To Death — Alleged Suspect Is ‘Asylum Seeker’ She Met At Pro-'Palestine' Rally


"She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried
“But if I hadn’t brought you in, by now you might have died”
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
And you know your bite is poisonous and now I’m gonna die”
Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

388 @bennyjohnson
·
17h
Something big is coming on election fraud.

300 FBI agents have surged into Fulton County…

Former ODNI Tulsi Gabbard was on the ground during the early days of the investigation.

Investigators have been told to prepare for major arrests by the July 17th deadline.

-------

#TwoDays?

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (GKzf4)

389 I don't really like the phrase "activist judge" that the movement has settled on.

It's playing in to the Fake Words game of the ontoclasts. "Activism" is a good thing. It's dynamic. It's productive. It's useful. Everyone wants to be an Activist.

The problem is not that they judges are activists. It's that they're fucking corrupted.

Corrupt Judge. That's what we should be calling them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (Ot/FD)

390 You have to be able to trust your farts completely. If you let loose a real ripper, you better be DAMN SURE it's only gas.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

391 Lazy f*cks just want money for nothing. But they still ain't gettin' no chicks for free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)


And MLB has allowed them to involve themselves in the game to far too great an extent. Their egos are unbridled, and it hurts the game.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (l4RKn)

392 "I stand by that."
On The View's podcast today, bigot Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

393 The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

So many women have fallen for that only to have The Blade shout "First!" five seconds later and walk away.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)

394 306 294 These musings over something called “baseball”, long dead, is amusing.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM
-----
Let's talk about Men's Metric Kickball instead.
Posted by: Said no one ever at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

Neither. Baseball is dead and soccer sucks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (8l6/L)

395
Failure to control the situation is where you need to re-evaluate your condition and maybe leave it for other, younger models.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (2YhKe)

Jerry Nadler just entered the chat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

That fat fuck didn't even move and he just crapped his pants. He did do the mud pants shuffle to leave the room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (wOO3z)

396 The workday beckons. I gots to get paid.

See you fine folks later this evening.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (wVcYX)

397 Not one judge is releasing illegal thieves and murderers out of "activism". It's being done by way of initiation. Like a punk kid knocking over a liquor store or murdering a hobo to prove their "cred" so they can join the gang that runs their block.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (Ot/FD)

398 390 You have to be able to trust your farts completely. If you let loose a real ripper, you better be DAMN SURE it's only gas.
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

Once you are over 50, never ever trust one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (N39Ws)

399 If i have to fire one off when my youngest is in the room, I always rip ass as loud as I can. She gets a kick out of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (BI5O2)

400 So now it’s a fart thread.
Posted by: Bulg


Boob thread was yesterday.
I don't make the rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (mISmA)

401 And MLB has allowed them to involve themselves in the game to far too great an extent. Their egos are unbridled, and it hurts the game.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (l4RKn)



This is the theme across all sports. Officials have been injecting themselves into the outcome of games for WAY too long.


CHECK their DRAFT Kings! Clap Clap Clapclapclap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)

402 And MLB has allowed them to involve themselves in the game to far too great an extent. Their egos are unbridled, and it hurts the game.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (l4RKn)

There’s no game to hurt.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (8l6/L)

403 Camel cooties

Posted by: The Ballots at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (LOZbR)

404 grunp bleep smoksmug

Posted by: MAGA lol at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (qDa2L)

405 382 So now it’s a fart thread.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

I approve.

And remember, the more you eat, the more you shit.

Posted by: Mao at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (8l6/L)

406 392 "I stand by that."
On The View's podcast today, bigot Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

Then stay the fuck out of their neighborhood, bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (Ot/FD)

407 404 is a fitting post for the troll.

Sad!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (8l6/L)

408 406 392 "I stand by that."
On The View's podcast today, bigot Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

Then stay the fuck out of their neighborhood, bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (Ot/FD)

Preach on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (N39Ws)

409 If i have to fire one off when my youngest is in the room, I always rip ass as loud as I can. She gets a kick out of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Exactly. Kids get a kick out of that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (wOO3z)

410 >300 FBI agents have surged into Fulton County…


Almost as many as investigated Bubba Wallace's noose.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (rJ48h)

411 406 392 "I stand by that."
On The View's podcast today, bigot Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

Then stay the fuck out of their neighborhood, bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (Ot/FD)

Neighborhood, hell.

She can get the fuck out of the country.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (8l6/L)

412
Boob thread was yesterday.
I don't make the rules.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (mISmA)



Ok. I'll try......


https://shorturl.fm/rLJJY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (2YhKe)

413 My new campaign song!

https://tinyurl.com/3scnvx8e

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (/ocYZ)

414 393 The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

So many women have fallen for that only to have The Blade shout "First!" five seconds later and walk away.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)
——

‘But The Paolo, he … how you say … sneaks in and scoops those ladies up while the Blade paisan is distracted looking for song lyrics.’

— The Paolo

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (bAJQW)

415 >> 393

*snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (3Ope8)

416 >>I don't really like the phrase "activist judge" that the movement has settled on.


How about "insurrectionist judge?"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

417 410 >300 FBI agents have surged into Fulton County…


Almost as many as investigated Bubba Wallace's noose.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (rJ48h)

Bubba is still racing. Fulton County will continue cheating. Another day that ends with the letter "Y".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (N39Ws)

418 Anti-ICE Woman Found Beaten To Death — Alleged Suspect Is ‘Asylum Seeker’ She Met At Pro-'Palestine' Rally

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JustICE?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

419 Posted by: MAGA lol at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (qDa2L)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (2YhKe)

420 I hope Sunny Hostins neighbors all start flying flags, every day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (/ocYZ)

421 So Moo Moo Go Time Heroq gets pretty bored when he's banned. When he got banned a few times ago in 2024 he came back under various newnics posting anti-Trump "polls". So take some trolls with a grain of salt.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (jqCWg)

422 Preach on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (N39Ws)




How are you doing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

423 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Marine Joey Jones just NAILED IT on ICE stopping traffic stops — which President Trump is now resuming

"You can't let the FEAR of a bad headline without an investigation stop you from doing what POTUS mandated ICE to do."

"ICE shoots when their life is in imminent danger. In that moment you do NOT go, 'the vehicle might run me over but let me shoot the tires so there's not a riot or protest!'"

https://tinyurl.com/mrkvttjj

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (NpAcC)

424 413 My new campaign song!

https://tinyurl.com/3scnvx8e
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (/ocYZ)

His favorite movie?
"Hot Sh*ts. Part #2"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (N39Ws)

425 That fat fuck didn't even move and he just crapped his pants. He did do the mud pants shuffle to leave the room.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (

The look on Nancy's face when the smell hits is priceless. I watch that video whenever I need a good laugh. Brandon's "uuuuh uuh muh butt's been wiped uhhh duuhhh" video is a classic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)

426 Bubba is still racing. Fulton County will continue cheating. Another day that ends with the letter "Y".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (N39Ws)



Hell, they're making him the face of the sport.

Idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

427 Scanning Yahoo "news", it's amazing how many articles they link actively promoting sedition.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (sl73Y)

428 Shit, if we could get a handful of our own "activist" judges just once in this country's history I'd be overjoyed.

I don't give a damn about these fake notions of jurisprudence or impartiality. It's a political position. it's always been.

Use it as such.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:29 AM (Ot/FD)

429 PDT isn't giving any ground .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 09:29 AM (afJtY)

430 Investigators have been told to prepare for major arrests by the July 17th deadline.

-------

#TwoDays?

Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++
They're going to finally release the Kraken?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 15, 2026 09:29 AM (Lo97M)

431 422
How are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

Doing good! Feel great. See doc on Friday, expecting nothing but good news. How's the First Lady doing?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (N39Ws)

432 3X Times More Americans Trust the Police Than the Media

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This is why we need to abolish the police.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)

433 Boob thread next thread

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (mISmA)

434 Investigators have been told to prepare for major arrests by the July 17th deadline.

-------

#TwoDays?

Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++
They're going to finally release the Kraken?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 15, 2026 09:29 AM (Lo97M)
——

‘Bro I already did’

— Cuck Schumer’s Yuge Fart

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (bAJQW)

435 Art is nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)

436 Heard a story about Andre the Giant enjoying farting in a crowded elevator

Posted by: The Ballots at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (LOZbR)

437 Threats against conservative justices must be taken seriously, given the foiled attempt on Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s life. And swatting is a favorite liberal tactic.

Is there any reasonable prospect of a cease fire on the part of Democrats? I don’t think so. I think the leaders of that party believe that they are well served by their militant wing, which includes Antifa, various anti-ICE groups, and mentally ill potential assassins. So I don’t expect the situation to improve.

~~ John Hinderaker
========================
The left isn't stopping their violence, and as we all know, bullies must be met with even tougher violence back or they will never change.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (/ocYZ)

438 Anti-ICE Woman Found Beaten To Death — Alleged Suspect Is ‘Asylum Seeker’ She Met At Pro-'Palestine' Rally



Shocking.

Posted by: Queers for Palestine at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (qAeYZ)

439 Fucking hell, the old "shoot the tires" nonsense rears its head again.

If an officer is drawing their gun and firing at a person, it had DAMN well better be to kill them, in order to stop them from killing or hurting someone else (including the officer) and for no other reason.

If you have the time and wiggle room to bitch around with shooting tires or any other kind of nonsense trick shots, then you shouldn't have pulled the gun in the first place.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (Ot/FD)

440 Corporations cling to COVID-era virtual meetings to avoid shareholder scrutiny; Activist investors demand change

A new petition submitted to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission demands that the SEC issue guidance to publicly traded companies regarding the widespread abuse of virtual shareholder meetings.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (RHGPo)

441 He should have shot the steering wheel out of the guy's hand.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (jqCWg)

442 >>Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.


I have never understood this.
If the flag of the country in which you live (and in most cases, were born) instills such fear, then move! You are a lawyer, Sunny, and have big tv money. Go!

But really, this is a silly pose, a way to be victim-adjacent or somesuch: "America's been so bad to so many people that just seeing the smallest demonstration of pride in it makes me scaaaaaaaared!!"

Grow up, Sunny.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)

443 In February, Trump’s Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) scrapped the Obama-era endangerment finding, the legal foundation for the whole federal climate regime — the basis for a sprawling federal campaign that Congress never clearly approved. That 2009 finding gave Washington, D.C. the excuse to regulate greenhouse gases and use the Clean Air Act as a blunt instrument against cars, trucks, power plants, and the energy economy itself.

Remove that finding, and the whole regulatory scheme starts to fall apart, leaving the EPA’s climate authority without a real legal footing.

Yet the Justice Department’s position in Suncor Energy v. Boulder County is a mess. While the Trump EPA is trying to unwind the federal climate regime, the DOJ appears to be leaving the door open to the same broad Clean Air Act theory that made the regime possible in the first place. Climate activists will happily exploit that contradiction.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (RHGPo)

444 Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)

It's a script.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:35 AM (jqCWg)

445 I was surprised that Andy Serkis said 'people of 'The Shire' were very white. Guy must have read Tolkien, eh?

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 09:35 AM (LHPAg)

446 445 I was surprised that Andy Serkis said 'people of 'The Shire' were very white. Guy must have read Tolkien, eh?
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 09:35 AM (LHPAg)

Huh?

Shirefolk are ruddy, dark, earthy people. They're not "very white" in any description of them, unless you're such a racist that the phrase Very White simply means "Having a functioning society" to you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:38 AM (Ot/FD)

447 "Hey, this guy is trying to use his vehicle as a weapon. Let's shoot out the tires and make this whole fiasco even MORE unpredictable!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (Ot/FD)

448 'Morning, all. Thanks, J.J.

Did ya hear the word salad - losing track with the frequency - from Harris the other day? Anyway, everyone knows her staff put the condemnation of ICE on X, on July 14th, likely after getting just the right nuances from the heavy hitters such as UK Guardian (July 9, July 14) or AP News (July 10), and also Congressman (D-TX) Castro's outrageous press release of July 14.

👉Congressman Castro on ICE: “They've Engaged in Cold-Blooded Murder”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, Congressman Joaquin Castro (TX-20) joined the Congressional Hispanic Caucus (CHC) to speak out against ICE’s brutality and the killings of 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston, Texas, and of 26-year-old Joan Sebastian Guerrero in Biddeford, Maine.
--
As to DHS/Markwayne Mullin

Media outlets are reporting that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has ordered a major retreat on its aggressive mass deportation tactics following intense political backlash and two fatal immigration shootings in a six-day span.

A quiet directive issued by the Trump administration represents a massive, sudden policy reversal after an initial July blitz that saw over 10,000 migrant arrests.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 09:47 AM (NFX2v)

449 AI Overview - Reportedly July 2026 was explicitly on track to be ICE's biggest month of deportations under the Trump administration before the sudden policy halt.

Internal data leaked to The New York Times and AP News revealed that ICE kicked off its mid-summer offensive by arresting 10,000 people in a single five-day sprint at the very turn of the month. ICE also booked more detentions than it did during entire months under previous stretches of the Biden administration.

According to reporting from Vox, this record pace was driven by a quiet change in operational strategy. After facing severe public pushback from high-profile city sweeps earlier in the year, ICE leadership ordered agents to use quieter, individual lightning tactics.

This record-shattering trajectory is precisely why the subsequent operational pause—forced by the fatal shootings in Texas and Maine—has been viewed as such a massive, sudden disruption to the administration's core agenda.

Recent economic studies from the National Bureau of Economic Research and the Brookings Institution have shown that intense ICE sweeps trigger a massive "chilling effect" on businesses. For every single undocumented

Cont'd

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 09:47 AM (NFX2v)

450 arrest, roughly six other workers proactively stop showing up to their jobs out of fear. This economic disruption has led to an estimated 668,000 lost jobs across American metropolitan areas, leaving agricultural, construction, and hospitality sectors facing unprecedented labor shortages. (U of Colorado Boulder + more such as, but not limited to, Brookings.)
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Stop the birthing hotels and hospitals? Wonder about food contamination? Ha!

Kristol's BS Bush loyalty? Here's what they gave us, in part: The Immigration Act of 1990; established Temporary Protected Status (TPS), pushed for Comprehensive Immigration Reform in 2007. W characterized modern GOP anti-immigration rhetoric as nativist. And do not forget Hispanic immigrants married directly into their inner, family circle.

(Aside: Also see Nan Pelosi's family circle, and heaven knows how many others in Congress. Wasn't Stalwell's first wife from Central or S. America?)

No one talks about the vast number of illegal children still missing in the US under the Biden-Harris administration; the children who brought their siblings to the US, and now they're stateless, with so many abused.

Self-interests, not humanity.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 09:47 AM (NFX2v)

451 🎆 And this, too -

NPR/WHYY, National, July 15
Democrats' witness opposing Blanche's confirmation is more than an Epstein survivor

Senator Dick Durbin
1d
I’m announcing today that Liz Oyer and Dani Bensky will be the Democratic witnesses in opposition to Todd Blanche’s attorney general nomination.
Liz Oyer served as the Justice Department’s nonpolitical pardon attorney. She was fired by Blanche for refusing to rubberstamp gun ownership rights to Mel Gibson, a convicted domestic violence abuser and friend of Donald Trump.
Dani Bensky is a brave survivor of Jeffrey Epstein’s horrific crimes. Her name has been included in multiple batches of released Epstein Files, due to Todd Blanche’s failures. She’s attempted multiple times to redact her information without success.
They will offer compelling testimony about the dangers of Todd Blanche weaponizing the Justice Department in service of Donald Trump, rather than the American people.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (NFX2v)

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  • With memory being so wildly expensive these days, you might be wondering which memory you should buy.

    And the answer is, in most cases, cheap memory. Or the cheapest you can find from a reliable retailer.

    Intel has its CUDIMMs and AMD has its ULL memory. They are not worth buying.

    For everyday tasks they make no difference, and for gaming the money is far better spent on a AMD Ryzen X3D CPU, or if you have an Intel system, on wishing you had an AMD system. The expanded cache on AMD's X3D CPUs makes memory speed largely irrelevant for most users, even gamers intent on wringing every last drop of performance out of their systems.

    Intel will be shipping its own X3D equivalent later this year with its Nova Lake processors, which include up to 288MB of cache, though most users will do fine with half that much.


  • Bonsai 27B is the Qwen 27B model squooshed into a bit and a bit. (PrismML)

    Native Qwen 27B uses 16-bit floating point, so it needs 54GB of VRAM to run unrestricted. And 54GB of VRAM is quite expensive in the current market.

    What the Bonsai process does is to prune it down to ternary or binary with scaling factors per group. In ternary form it fits in 5.9GB of VRAM, while retaining more than 90% of the capabilities of the full model.



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: He's fallen in the water!

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1 Mornin'

Gonna go for a walk in a bit before the temps go over 100.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 04:36 AM (sAmhv)

2 Just checking in before going to bed and first.
Goodnight.

Posted by: Reforger at July 15, 2026 04:38 AM (/Hx86)

3 Darnit.

Posted by: Reforger at July 15, 2026 04:38 AM (/Hx86)

4 Another really thoughtful-but rather long essay from "The Christian Post" on thoughts about why God doesn't answer all our prayers:

https://tinyurl.com/mvbj4dsa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:39 AM (guLpK)

5 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 04:41 AM (HpRTp)

6 Father and son sing Gospel song from the early 1900's- "Father Along": Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/4z9n26kj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:42 AM (guLpK)

7 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0)

8 6- "Farther" along, not "father"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:43 AM (guLpK)

9 First time maybe this year don't have to worry about if I will get to everywhere I have to go today

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

10 Man reflects on this devotional on "Ephesians 5:15-20 and "Always giving thanks":

https://tinyurl.com/2vv5tkfp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:47 AM (guLpK)

11 Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

That's good news, Skip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:48 AM (guLpK)

12 In bed awake since 2:30; trolling the internet since 4; drinking coffee since 4:30; not much left to do today except go to work.
Big news around here is wildfire smoke

Posted by: Accomack at July 15, 2026 04:49 AM (T8bqm)

13 Evening and morning, AosHQ satellites & satraps! How is your corner of the Empire on this Woden's Day smack dab in the middle of July?

Skip, did you buy an SUV, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 04:51 AM (wzUl9)

14 The little "furry alarm clock " ( kitten ) seems to be getting more adjusted to us. He slept from 10:45 p.m last night to 4:15 this morning . He also doesn't seem to be wailing for his mom anymore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 04:52 AM (guLpK)

15 Good morning horde of tech. From looking at the news it appears the whole country is held in the molten grip of a precedented heatwave called July.

Posted by: Pete Bogs Agentic alter ego at July 15, 2026 04:52 AM (zjwe/)

16 Did my doctor appt. yesterday; no worries, but I didn't get a chance to crash in the afternoon, so I headed off to Pillow-Land early. And then woke up earlier than I planned. Feeling pretty good though, and I need to go work out in a bit.

This afternoon I have a video tour of another house. It looks great, but it's on the other side of the river from Terre Haute. Which means crossing by means of only two bridges to get to a lot of amenities. The town only has about 2200 residents. I know I said I wanted to live in a smaller community, but --! If you live in such a small place, say within five or ten miles of a larger town to which you have to travel for car repairs, medical, and the like, I'd like to hear your reactions.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 04:58 AM (wzUl9)

17 The little "furry alarm clock " ( kitten ) seems to be getting more adjusted to us. He slept from 10:45 p.m last night to 4:15 this morning . He also doesn't seem to be wailing for his mom anymore.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026


***
Is he milk-treading you or anybody else in the household? Stirling still does it when he sits on my lap, and he's over four years old.

They adjust pretty fast. In my view, my cats have pretty much decided I was their human by the second or third day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:01 AM (wzUl9)

18 "If the disciples made music" a cute music video- I guess it's rap(?) by a Christian musical artist :

https://tinyurl.com/ysbwey95

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 05:02 AM (D+BhG)

19 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:01 AM (wzUl9)

No milk treading.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 05:03 AM (D+BhG)

20 Sometime I will have to get a rental truck to haul scrap metal but not for a few weeks. Going to Lancaster this Friday and Saturday

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0)

21 Amazingly low (for here, in July) temps now, 79-80 F. Maybe I can get in a solid workout.

My furry thugs are doing well as usual. Stirling is curled on the floor a few feet from me, and Dagny is, well, she's off doing Dagny things. They're not due for breakfast for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:05 AM (wzUl9)

22 Wolfus,

Dear poster "Tecumseh Tea" lives in that area. You might ask her. If you like the house , it checks out and you want a smaller community I would go with that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 05:06 AM (D+BhG)

23 No milk treading.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026


***
Not every kitten does it. None of the Siberians have, possibly because they didn't leave their mothers early to be adopted -- the breeder lady I've had three kittens from doesn't let them go out until they are five months old. On the other hand, big Arizona, the red tabby I adopted in '83 from the SPCA, never did it either, and he was only about six weeks old when I took him home. Maybe it depends to a degree on the personality of the kitten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:09 AM (wzUl9)

24
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)

25 Going to Library job, hope someday a picture for book thread
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)

26 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 15, 2026 05:16 AM (Hbeqj)

27 Microslop fixes "many things":

And as far as we know, still doesn't have any actual QA staff so those fixes are just slung out there on a hope and a prayer. "The users will test it for us."

Uh huh. And we see how well that's been going.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW)

28 Dear poster "Tecumseh Tea" lives in that area. You might ask her. If you like the house , it checks out and you want a smaller community I would go with that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026


***
I will ask.

My vision was to live in a small city, perhaps 25-50K residents, small enough to get around easily but with various amenities like places to get my car worked on, a hospital or two, plumbers and electricians, etc. if smaller, then a short drive from a bigger town. This town is only about three or four miles west, but involves using one of two river bridges. And there is the possibility of floods from the river, though the house I'm looking at is not in a flood plain.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:18 AM (wzUl9)

29 Wow. A lot of familiar faces here at 5:16am.

I had beers with my friend yesterday and continued them as I've been wrestling with AI to do some -what you would think would be simple tasks.

Only 4 beers. I should get some sleep but I can work now without babysitting Ralphy and carrying him up and down the stairs. Snowflake usually goes out at 5am latest but all today is messed up I guess.

I'll see how this script goes. And there was a large jump.

Here's Snowflake.

Everyone have a great day.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 05:19 AM (Sco7b)

30 Finishing my second cup of coffee. Time to get moving, i.e., change, stretch, make sure I have my bottle of water, and hit the road and walking trail.

Maybe I can do the same tomorrow before I leave to have the car's rear brakes done, and then visit the mall with Linda on Friday morning for a brisk walk indoors.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:25 AM (wzUl9)

31 Maybe I can do the same tomorrow before I leave to have the car's rear brakes done, and then visit the mall with Linda on Friday morning for a brisk walk indoors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:25 AM (wzUl9)

So you're saying...there's an outside?
Hmmm. Interesting.
Have a great day.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 05:27 AM (Sco7b)

32 Ordered 3 x 12V 5A power supplies with those little barrel connectors for a few devices I have here. Those finally got here and ... they're the wrong barrel connector. I'll keep 'em on the shelf in their boxes as the 5.5x2.1 size barrel connector is pretty standard and those will fit something else.

The devices I'm trying to power are stand-alone mini-PC's with lots of network connectors that I purchased from Ali Express back in 2024 (well before the memory debacle we're facing today.) They're going to be the new firewalls at my place and my mother's, running pfSense 2.7.2.

Anyhow, I've ordered three more, with slightly larger barrel connectors, (5.5x2.5) and I'm hoping I get the correct ones this time. The standardization on these things reminds me of that infamous XKCD comic:

https://xkcd.com/927/

Oh, and regarding the new firewalls: Mom has one of those newfangled "smart tv" things, which is great for her and she's really enjoying the stuff she can get on a couple of streaming services.

I want to segment her TV onto its own little VLAN so it can't even try to connect to her computer or see it on the network.

(Never mind me, I'm tech-babblin' here.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 05:35 AM (O7YUW)

33 Wolfus, I live in an Oregon town of about 2-3 times that size of what you're looking at, but about 25-30 minutes out from hospital/tradesmen type amenities. That is close enough for me, and really cuts down on the oozing spread of metro social dysfunction (although not eliminated). The bridges could have a similar filtering effect, without being as far away; even better if the TH bus lines stop at the river, but that's probably too much to hope for.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 05:36 AM (Sy6m/)

34 So you're saying...there's an outside?
Hmmm. Interesting.
Have a great day.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026


***
There is, and it's hideous.

There's a story on the local Fox outlet now about an uptown shopping district trying to drum up business during the hottest part of the year. They show people *sitting outdoors* to eat. The notion of paying $$$$ (all those places on the main shopping street are $$$$) to sit outside and sweat is . . . I can't deal, man, I just can't deal. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9)

35 @Stateless: I'm glad to see you're doing so much better, and that you have a couple of your own furry thugs to keep you company. :-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 05:36 AM (O7YUW)

36 @34/Wolfus: The notion of paying $$$$ (all those places on the main shopping street are $$$$) to sit outside and sweat is . . . I can't deal, man, I just can't deal. . . .

Are they European themed restaurants?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 05:37 AM (O7YUW)

37 36 @34/Wolfus: The notion of paying $$$$ (all those places on the main shopping street are $$$$) to sit outside and sweat is . . . I can't deal, man, I just can't deal. . . .

Are they European themed restaurants?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 05:37 AM (O7YUW)

Why am I thinking Greek?

Is there a type of racist I am I didn't know about?

Hi Grumpy!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 05:39 AM (Sco7b)

38 Also, out in the country, people frequently "have a guy" for basic auto repairs, or patching a roof, or what-have-you. Not everything needs to be through a big company.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 05:39 AM (Sy6m/)

39 We walked on the canal
yesterday . It was lovely . Some exercisers there ( joggers ) are so intent they don't even acknowledge if you say " Good morning" or maybe they are listening to music, but I didn't see any ear devices. We may not be training for the Olympics, but we did turn a bit off the beaten path to look at the lake and so saw a grey as well as a white heron striding in the water looking for fish. On our way back we saw a grey heron in a tree . It looked like it was cleaning itself and so had little pieces of branches or leaves it was pulling off . I think it's too late in the year for making a nest.

We also saw a lot of flowers by the water ( a lovely pink color ) as well as some leaves that had turned bright red on the ground . So nice to be out before it gets really warm.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 05:40 AM (Bw1/o)

40 /Wolfus: The notion of paying $$$$ (all those places on the main shopping street are $$$$) to sit outside and sweat is . . . I can't deal, man, I just can't deal. . . .
*
Are they European themed restaurants?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026


***
I guess, to a degree. One is called "La Petit Grocery."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)

41 35 @Stateless: I'm glad to see you're doing so much better, and that you have a couple of your own furry thugs to keep you company. :-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 05:36 AM (O7YUW)

Thanks so much.

Working on keeping them in a home. I've got this.

I am working on my website for bonus material but am going to have pictures of the animals there.

And my monkey statue!!

And it will fit in perfectly with what I'm working on.....

It's hell making a living in Canada.....
Sorry...choir....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 05:42 AM (Sco7b)

42 I lived in New York City during my college years and never got used to it. At night I'd walk down the middle of the street and stay away from the sidewalk, for safety. The sirens at all hours and endless people on the main streets. My tiny apartment (off campus) was okay when your 22, but as soon as I graduated and took a job at a company that made sonar
for the navy I decided big city life was terrible for me. Moved back home in a small town it upstate NY (600 population) and said goodbye to big city life. Now I live near a big city, but its quiet and nice neighbors. No cats or dogs yet.....

Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2026 05:44 AM (CiQE7)

43 38 Also, out in the country, people frequently "have a guy" for basic auto repairs, or patching a roof, or what-have-you. Not everything needs to be through a big company.
Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 05:39 AM (Sy6m/)

Good morning.

I'm in a very small town. Mom and I were blessed with wonderful neighbours. One is amazingly handy and also manages buildings

Yeah, I ask him first.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 05:45 AM (Sco7b)

44 3 Wolfus, I live in an Oregon town of about 2-3 times that size of what you're looking at, but about 25-30 minutes out from hospital/tradesmen type amenities. That is close enough for me, and really cuts down on the oozing spread of metro social dysfunction (although not eliminated). The bridges could have a similar filtering effect, without being as far away; even better if the TH bus lines stop at the river, but that's probably too much to hope for.
Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026


***
Good points. A fifteen-minute drive to a Walmart once or twice a week wouldn't kill me -- I do more than that now -- or thirty to a good mechanic, which I also do now.

One nice thing is that the roads I've seen in the smaller town seem to be in much better condition than the side streets in the bigger town.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:45 AM (wzUl9)

45 Greetings, everyone. It's already too bloody hot to function over here at the GPROMD so I'm dedicated to staying inside as much as possible.

I did start my morning at the gym though because I figured that even with AC, it was not going to be pleasant going there after work. So at least I've accomplished something.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 05:48 AM (RjOoY)

46 @40/Wolfus: (replying to my question of if they are European themed restaurants): "I guess, to a degree. One is called "La Petit Grocery."

There's your answer then: An aversion to air conditioning!

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 05:50 AM (O7YUW)

47 I guess this is the thread.

I'm running a script in ChatGPT to call the API to do work faster. Yes, it's doing it. What I want is VERY BASIC.

No, I could understand, maybe computationally how it may be difficult.

But damn. Companies must be spending fortunes on this. What AI is doing, I'm happy to pay for and modify the crap out of. The rest, I wonder...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 05:52 AM (Sco7b)

48
Microsoft fixes things? That sounds suspiciously like caring about the customer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 05:59 AM (O0L8i)

49 Belated BOING!

Went to the range to reinstall my original Glock 43X magazine release and to test out Glock's new 15 round magazines. Here's the issue, for you gun buffs:

https://youtu.be/mdVGoBNA1J0

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 15, 2026 06:02 AM (5UTWB)

50
I lived in New York City during my college years and never got used to it. 

__________

Any time I went there I felt like I was in a foreign country. Even crossing back into New Jersey, of all places, felt like returning to America.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 06:02 AM (O0L8i)

51 @41/Stateless: I checked out the site linked under your name, nothing really there yet but as you said, you're working on that.

"It's hell making a living in Canada....."

Ain't that the truth. It absolutely infuriates me knowing that they're taking so much from me in taxes on income, purchases, fees, property, hidden things like carbon charges for energy, and of course at the end of your life, they'll try to claw as much of your estate back from you and your heirs as they can, and that's only going to get worse.

And then I watch them spend not only frivolously on themselves, but they throw a metric shitton of money at foreign governments as gifts and grants, while continuing to deficit-spend us into poverty.

I don't understand why this hasn't completely imploded yet. It really should have.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 06:04 AM (O7YUW)

52 @48/Hadrian the Seventh: "Microsoft fixes things? That sounds suspiciously like caring about the customer."

Or realizing that their customer base really has had enough of their bullshit and is starting to walk away and stay away.

"We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 06:05 AM (O7YUW)

53 Oh! There are 2 Win 11 security updates begging me to restart my PC.

What a koinkadinky!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 15, 2026 06:07 AM (ayKiF)

54 I don't understand why this hasn't completely imploded yet. It really should have.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 06:04 AM (O7YUW)

There's a lot of us who wouldn't mind going through that just to see our 'betters' suffer.

Preferably...oh my something is ready.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 06:08 AM (Sco7b)

55 w00t late

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 06:09 AM (6wpGE)

56 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:11 AM (RIvkX)

57 - 50 comments in and not a single 'I see what you did there, pixy.'
Hmmm, maybe I'm reading something into it.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 15, 2026 06:11 AM (dAv7M)

58 One nice thing is that the roads I've seen in the smaller town seem to be in much better condition than the side streets in the bigger town.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 05:45 AM (wzUl9)


One of the interesting quirks about Portland, which I have usually lived near but rarely in, is the way that the East Side (east of 82nd Ave) is really the unwanted stepchild. IIRC, people loved the unincorporated land for being cheaper, but building it out without proper utility planning led to septic pollution, so a judge ultimately forced a shotgun wedding and made Portland take responsibility. But the City made the people on the side streets pay for their own paving if they wanted it, so many on that side of town are still gravel to this day.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 06:16 AM (Sy6m/)

59 Good morning Horde. Thx Pixy
Reading all the comments about NYC. I live 90m north of NYC and it's politics are creeping outward. Lots of people moved up here after 9/11 and then DeBlasio and they vote the same way expecting a different result. What happens in NYC ain't staying in NYC

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 06:16 AM (m2wmY)

60 Ro Khanna is a dirty wog.

That is all.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:17 AM (RIvkX)

61 I had to get a golf cart out of the pond yesterday. Drinking was involved

Posted by: The Ballots at July 15, 2026 06:18 AM (LOZbR)

62 I'm back. Humid but the sun was still below the horizon, so not terribly hot. The sun has now risen and so will the temps. The humidity is already stifling. Guess I'll do indoor stuff today, when I get up. Need to do laundry anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 06:19 AM (sAmhv)

63 @59/Smell the Glove: It ain't just the city. I'd suggest getting out of that accursed State before it gets any worse (and it will.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 15, 2026 06:20 AM (O7YUW)

64 Ro Khanna is a worthless piece of sh*t.
-Dave Rubin

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:21 AM (RIvkX)

65 60 Ro Khanna is a dirty wog.

That is all.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:17 AM (RIvkX)

Good morning. I was busy during the thread, but Michigan has a TON of unholy bitches there....

I'm outside of gunshot range of Detroit...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 06:22 AM (Sco7b)

66 - "What the Bonsai process does is to prune it down..."

Posted by: TeeJ at July 15, 2026 06:23 AM (dAv7M)

67 66 - "What the Bonsai process does is to prune it down..."

Posted by: TeeJ
****

You notice those things IF you read the content...

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 06:25 AM (lRQJY)

68 My daughter needs every prayer the Horde can muster. Almost six hours ago she had complete heart failure. She is currently in the ICU on a heart lung machine. They will soon take her to the OR to see if they can figure out what is happening. My thanks in advance. I have faith in the Horse's power of prayer.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2026 06:26 AM (l4yIu)

69 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 15, 2026 06:27 AM (2Ez/1)

70 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2026 06:26 AM (l4yIu)

Prayers sent.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 06:29 AM (Sy6m/)

71 Ro Khanna wouldn't know the truth if it came up behind and bit him on the ass.

If Ro Khanna had half a brain he would be dangerous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:29 AM (RIvkX)

72 Captain Joseph Sabin

Wow! That's horrible. Will pray!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 06:29 AM (sAmhv)

73 Talk Talk - Living in Another World

Well, then.

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 06:30 AM (6wpGE)

74 My daughter needs every prayer the Horde can muster. Almost six hours ago she had complete heart failure. She is currently in the ICU on a heart lung machine. They will soon take her to the OR to see if they can figure out what is happening. My thanks in advance. I have faith in the Horse's power of prayer.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2026 06:26 AM (l4yIu)
===

Prayer for complete and immediate healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:30 AM (RIvkX)

75 Captain Sabin, Good luck and God bless to you and your daughter. Prayers up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 06:34 AM (m2wmY)

76 And today's leftist sign:

"No kings in America since 1776" which is obviously a knock against Trump. Ummm. You didn't know how many executive orders were done by King Barack as well as the cabal behind demented Joe?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 06:34 AM (1Vo6X)

77 Aw Skip left before he could spill the beans on what kinda zoom-zoom he's zooming.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:40 AM (WL2lA)

78 Captain Josepha Sabin , I will pray for your daughter.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:42 AM (WL2lA)

79 57 - 50 comments in and not a single 'I see what you did there, pixy.'
Hmmm, maybe I'm reading something into it.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 15, 2026 06:11 AM (dAv7M)

ISWPDT

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 06:42 AM (6wpGE)

80 68 My daughter needs every prayer the Horde can muster. Almost six hours ago she had complete heart failure. She is currently in the ICU on a heart lung machine. They will soon take her to the OR to see if they can figure out what is happening. My thanks in advance. I have faith in the Horse's power of prayer.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2026 06:26 AM (l4yIu)

Praying for all of you.
No other words suffice....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 06:45 AM (Sco7b)

81 66 - "What the Bonsai process does is to prune it down..."

Posted by: TeeJ at July 15, 2026 06:23 AM
###
Snip it! Snip it in the bud!

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 15, 2026 06:48 AM (2Ez/1)

82 My image of NYC was formed by what I'd see in movies in the '70s. French Connection, Across 110th Street, Midnight Cowboy, things like that. It looked so bad I never wanted to set foot in NYC. I did finally visit and was surprised it wasn't as bad as I thought if you kept to certain areas. This was after Rudy though.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 15, 2026 06:48 AM (l26NL)

83 That was me.

Posted by: Don Knotts at July 15, 2026 06:48 AM (2Ez/1)

84 Can you imagine how badly Ro Khanna stank while wearing a suit and tie in Israel in July?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 06:53 AM (RIvkX)

85

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 15, 2026 06:53 AM (sUMTS)

86 mornin yall

"Forty-four members of Congress had their text messages viewed by former special counsel Jack Smith’s team amid a probe into President Trump, in an move that Republicans say “ran roughshod over the Constitution.”"

Will this cause the GOP to spring to action, or will they sit in the corner and watch the Constitution get raped? I think you know the answer to that.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 06:53 AM (MWfyi)

87 Captain Josepha Sabin

Oh no! Prayers ascending, of course. And some more prayers for you.

I still remember visiting that fancy Art museum with you and your unique way to get a younger security type to pay attention to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

88 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

89 "Also, out in the country, people frequently "have a guy" for basic auto repairs, or patching a roof, or what-have-you. Not everything needs to be through a big company."

Had an idea for an app called "I Know Guy" for connecting people who need these odd jobs done with people who know how to do them. Sort of like Thumbtack for amateurs.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2026 06:54 AM (UoWyB)

90 Disco Inferno!

And, Steve Dahl was a loon, though a very funny one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 06:55 AM (HohGQ)

91 Hillary Clinton

Your poor liver. And look what it did to your face! Your appearance almost matches your personality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

92 Speaking of, I was on Thumbtack looking to see if I could get a custom gaming-themed quilt made as a Christmas gift. Answer: Yes for the price of a significant car repair.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2026 06:56 AM (UoWyB)

93 Holy smokes, Dahl lives! Did not know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 06:57 AM (HohGQ)

94 My image of NYC was formed by what I'd see in movies in the '70s. French Connection, Across 110th Street, Midnight Cowboy, things like that. It looked so bad I never wanted to set foot in NYC. I did finally visit and was surprised it wasn't as bad as I thought if you kept to certain areas. This was after Rudy though.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 15, 2026


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My image of NYC was formed by TV in the '60s, and movies as well like Sunday in New York and The Odd Couple. The '70s there looked and sounded pretty bad. When I visited in '98, I found the same as you, pretty nice if you stayed in certain areas. I had no interest in fringe places; I stuck with the Upper West Side, midtown, Fifth Avenue, etc. It wasn't what I'd imagined from reading Rex Stout and watching/reading U.N.C.L.E., but it looked pretty good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

95 - Captain Sabin - of course
And I'll get the widow on it later, also.
84 year old great grandmother. Powerful.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 15, 2026 06:58 AM (dAv7M)

96 I did. Until 1990.

Posted by: Roald at July 15, 2026 06:59 AM (2Ez/1)

97 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2026 06:26 AM (l4yIu)

Will pray right now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 07:01 AM (+hwtP)

98 My image of NYC was everyday reality. But my idea of the city was definitely shaped by a lot of those early 70s movies. Death Wish, Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico, French Connection, Pelham 1-2-3.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:02 AM (RIvkX)

99 winning

UN rights chief swipes Trump, says Iran strikes are 'huge setback,' demands they 'stop immediately'

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:05 AM (/+uur)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:06 AM (/+uur)

101 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2026 07:06 AM (VyBeY)

102 r hennigantx

Move the UN to Gaza.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:07 AM (u82oZ)

103 And how many divisions does the UN have?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 07:08 AM (qFwJc)

104 My image of NYC was that if you were a kid you lived in a high rise luxury apartment with a dad like Brian Keith, and of course you had an English Butler. When you were bored you "played on the terrace." And if you had a sister her name was Buffy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)

105 103 And how many divisions does the UN have?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 07:08 AM (qFwJc)

Those idiots are barely able to do subtraction and addition.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:09 AM (Ot/FD)

106 no one of any consequence

The UN no longer has any moral standing, nor power. It is another parasitic organization blocking civilization.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:09 AM (u82oZ)

107 I'm back from my workout, cleaned up, fed the beasts and myself. Another coffee, and then I'll try to get some writing done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

108 Oscar and Felix shared a 4-bedroom apartment. Wow. The '60s were great.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 07:10 AM (qFwJc)

109 I know. Move UNHQ to Gaza.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 07:11 AM (qFwJc)

110 My mental NYC came entirely from Seinfeld...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:11 AM (Ot/FD)

111 the house I'm looking at is not in a flood plain.

Every house is in a flood plain if you dream big enough. -- The Man Upstairs

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:11 AM (ExV1e)

112 68. Prayers up. May God guide the doctors to her recovery.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2026 07:11 AM (8moFs)

113 Was Kramer a trust fund baby? Did George live with his parents?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 07:12 AM (qFwJc)

114 My image of NYC was that if you were a kid you lived in a high rise luxury apartment with a dad like Brian Keith, and of course you had an English Butler. When you were bored you "played on the terrace." And if you had a sister her name was Buffy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)
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I had never seen an apartment like that and couldn't imagine it was real.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:12 AM (RIvkX)

115 UN rights chief swipes Trump, says Iran strikes are 'huge setback,' demands they 'stop immediately'
Posted by: r hennigantx


"Yes, I would like fries with that. And I'd like it to go."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 07:13 AM (RjOoY)

116 I have not flown into NYC. When I drove in, I was in a Peterbilt with a 53 foot trailer behind. After finally finding the place I had to deliver to, I had to go to New Jersey. Screw the northeast.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:14 AM (JGS5U)

117 I had my own place. You just didn't see it very often.

https://youtu.be/ria37d9mInY

Posted by: George Costanza at July 15, 2026 07:15 AM (2Ez/1)

118 Or realizing that their customer base really has had enough of their bullshit and is starting to walk away and stay away.

I read that Windows now represents < 60% of all desktop OS installations. I have my doubts about that but maybe their management got spooked.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:15 AM (ExV1e)

119 Pastor Barred From Neighbor After Alleged Confrontation Over Violent Threats

Confrontation implies it was not a one sided fight. That pastor delivered a Costco sized beating to that man.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 07:15 AM (RjOoY)

120 I knew NYC in the late 80s. Old Times Square with all the x rated theaters and drug dealers and hookers and stuff.

And then it got cleaned up. And I knew New Yorkers who hated that, preferred the gritty Times Square.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2026 07:15 AM (NlEaG)

121 Oscar and Felix shared a 4-bedroom apartment. Wow. The '60s were great.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026


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I watched the movie with Lemmon and Matthau the other day (still funny!), and at some point Oscar says it's an *eight*-room apartment. Of course he was "one of the highest-paid sportswriters on the East Coast," as he said.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 07:16 AM (wzUl9)

122 104 My image of NYC was that if you were a kid you lived in a high rise luxury apartment with a dad like Brian Keith, and of course you had an English Butler. When you were bored you "played on the terrace." And if you had a sister her name was Buffy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 15, 2026 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)

Moving on up
To the east side

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 07:16 AM (6wpGE)

123 Just like NGOs have sucked up and employed the wastrels of American elitists, the UN's vast apparatus soaks up the wastrels of the 3rd world elites.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:16 AM (RIvkX)

124 I suppose a dramatic TV series like Naked City or East Side/West Side came closer to showing the "real" NYC in the early Sixties than did Family Affair or That Girl. Compared to NYC now, though, early Sixties NYC must have been Camelot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 07:19 AM (wzUl9)

125 "Old Times Square with all the x rated theaters and drug dealers and hookers and stuff."
++++

Hello sailor.

Posted by: Bourbon Street at July 15, 2026 07:19 AM (2Ez/1)

126 JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

127 125 "Old Times Square with all the x rated theaters and drug dealers and hookers and stuff."
++++

Hello sailor.
Posted by: Bourbon Street at July 15, 2026 07:19 AM (2Ez/1)

haha

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 07:24 AM (6wpGE)

128 "Old Times Square with all the x rated theaters and drug dealers and hookers and stuff."
++++

Hello sailor.
Posted by: Bourbon Street at July 15, 2026


***
When I was a kid in the early Sixties there, only the first six or seven blocks of Bourbon were Party World. Starting in the block where I lived and running another six or so to its end, Bourbon was residential with service businesses like a hardware store, a barber shop, laundromat, an upholstery shop, a grocery store, etc.

That downriver half of Bourbon is still residential, but those service businesses, I think, are all gone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM (wzUl9)

129 Moving to a small town.

Outsiders definitely meet challenges.

One guy told me to put a bumper sticker from the local high school football team on your car.

Posted by: pawn at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (R8m8a)

130 After Giuliani cleaned out the crazy homeless (bless you Mayor Giuliani!) I loved living in Manhattan. My neighborhood had a small town feel, amazingly; we were friends with the dry cleaners, the bodega guys, and the doormen of the various buildings watched over everything. Felt very safe for my wife, and very familiar.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 07:40 AM (vTDxD)

131 129 Moving to a small town.

Outsiders definitely meet challenges.

One guy told me to put a bumper sticker from the local high school football team on your car.
Posted by: pawn at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (R8m8a)

But don't hang out there, fellow kids!

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (6wpGE)

132 Got a message yesterday that my Windows 10 Extended Security Updates (ESU) protection has been extended an extra year to Oct. 12 2027. So now my Windows 11 local account system and my Linux one can continue to be the backups.

Posted by: geoffb at July 15, 2026 08:44 AM (OtD+j)

133 79 57 - 50 comments in and not a single 'I see what you did there, pixy.'
Hmmm, maybe I'm reading something into it.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 15, 2026 06:11 AM (dAv7M)

ISWPDT
Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 06:42 AM (6wpGE)

But I don't SeeWhatPixyDid here:

Disclaimer: He's fallen in the water!

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (6wpGE)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - July 14, 2026 [Doof]

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Storming The Bastille!

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Tuesday ONT. Happy Bastille Day to those who celebrate. Did you bring cake for everyone?

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Have you seen the bridge?

Why truckers say the Gordie Howe bridge changes everything

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After years of construction, months of anticipation, and one very public delay, the Gordie Howe International Bridge finally has an opening date – and Canada’s trucking industry says it can’t come soon enough.

The long-awaited crossing between Windsor and Detroit will open to traffic on July 27 after Canada, Michigan, and the U.S. government reached an agreement following weeks of behind-the-scenes negotiations over toll revenue and governance.

For Stephen Laskowski, president and CEO of the Ontario Trucking Association and Canadian Trucking Alliance, the impact stretches far beyond truck drivers.

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Instead of navigating city traffic and multiple traffic lights, trucks will head straight to a modern border plaza designed to speed up inspections, particularly for agri-food shipments.

The result, he said, is faster crossings, better security, and lower operating costs.

The trucking industry estimates companies could save anywhere from $20,000 to $100,000 annually, depending on the size of their fleet and how often they cross the border.

Laskowski also believes having another major international crossing competing for commercial traffic will benefit the entire industry.

Competition, he said, drives efficiency.

Seems like the truckers should have just said "it'll be a beauty, eh?"

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Where's that confounded bridge?

Cape Cod bridges project clears major hurdle with federal approval

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The Cape Bridges project reached a major milestone this week when the Federal Highway Administration approved the project’s final Environmental Impact Statement and issued a formal go-ahead.

The action marks the first time that the Highway Administration has approved such a final statement for a roadway project in Massachusetts since 1991 and marks a significant step forward, according to a June 30 press release from the governor’s office. The state Department of Transportation is in charge of the project to replace the Sagamore and Bourne bridges.

These new bridges will be used by the staff en route to/from the Northern Command of Doof Enterprises. There is an internal betting pool as to whether or not the Key Bridge near the Mid-Atlantic Command of Doof Enterprises will rebuilt before one or both of the Cape bridges.

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This sound was a huge part of my pre-teen years!


Did kids really wander around the front seat of vehicles in the early 60's?


Retro technology


Do you remember this?


[In retrospect, Disco Doof does not look favorably upon this]

***

Lots of bands should have been bigger than they were. Go ahead and let me know who you think of. I definitely think Montrose fits the bill.

The 1970s band Sammy Hagar wanted to be “the American Led Zeppelin

“Montrose – we were about to explode,” he reflected to Guitar Player. “We were gonna be the American Led Zeppelin, and he couldn’t take it. I don’t know what it was. He was afraid of success. He’d sit there in the studio holding his face like, ‘Oh God, what are we gonna do?’ I’m like, ‘Fuck, let’s jam! Let’s make some music.’”

Ronnie Montrose was one of the most in-demand session men in rock, having laid down guitar parts for the likes of Van Morrison, Edgar Winter, Herbie Hancock, and Boz Scaggs. Fancying his own project, he formed his namesake band in 1973 with a young Hagar behind the mic, cut the Montrose and Paper Money LPs before Hagar was fired, precipitating his solo career. Such fraught relationships with his band members and the routine dismissal of new recruits would scupper whatever momentum Montrose had enjoyed.

“I’ve never seen a guy like that,” Hagar added. “He fired everybody. The second you had one smidgen of success with him, he broke up the band.”

Montrose would continue without Hagar, but the hard rock explosion they promised was never realised, their founding guitarist smoothing the sound to a funkier direction with Bob James fronting the new style while Van Halen was conquering the Billboard charts. A string of solo albums would follow across the 1990s before he sadly took his own life in 2012.

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DJ Doof - Content Tie-in Edition





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1 ONT requires extraordinary suspension of disbelief.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ordering a cafe black at July 14, 2026 10:01 PM (ci8WY)

2 Fourth

Posted by: lin-duh at July 14, 2026 10:01 PM (RWoFI)

3 rst

Posted by: Reforger at July 14, 2026 10:01 PM (/Hx86)

4 Hi Doof!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 10:01 PM (rxv4u)

5 Bomba Looo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:01 PM (59EWv)

6 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 10:01 PM (VmkSV)

7 Happy Bastille Day to those who celebrate.

Would it be inappropriate to congratulate them on their WC performance?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 10:03 PM (ExV1e)

8 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

9 Stormed the bastille and all they found was a leftover sandwich and an empty bottle of wine.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 14, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Hi Doof!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 10:01 PM (rxv4u)


*waves toward the PNW*

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:04 PM (QLC6i)

11 Bastille Day includes cake?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 14, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)

12 Did kids really wander around the front seat of vehicles in the erly 60's?

All over the car.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (ExV1e)

13 Lewis' dad is a good American

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (2WIwB)

14 Suspension bridges, swingin' brotha. And, as a driver, have you ever considered that those boxes tracker trucks pull are actually just big sails?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (59EWv)

15 That kid has only one toe!

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (7VniJ)

16 How could Doof not put this up?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1gmKUoqbY

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (DZ9Lv)

17 Disco Demolition Night had nothing on Ten Cent Beer Night at Cleveland Stadium in '74.

The game was forfeited to the Texas Rangers (the only forfeit in MLB history due to fan behavior).

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (VmkSV)

18 Good evening Horde and thanks Disco!

Swell ONT content!

Posted by: TRex - bad motor scooter dino at July 14, 2026 10:06 PM (XfIK1)

19 Bastille Day includes cake?
Posted by: The Grateful
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They have no bread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2026 10:06 PM (XeU6L)

20 Bastille Day includes cake?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 14, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)


Yup - let them eat it!

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:06 PM (QLC6i)

21 Bastille Day, liberals should study up before shooting off their mouths.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:07 PM (59EWv)

22 All over the car"

The rear parcel shelf was prized territory...

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 10:07 PM (7VniJ)

23 Bastille Day - actually had French Toast for breakfast.

With maple syrup. And powdered sugar.

Made in the style my late oldest brother once made for us. MiladyJo said, "showing how obsessive I am about food, I finally made it after intending to for fifty years."

She keeps our relationship fresh!

Posted by: mindful webworker - LOTS of maple syrup at July 14, 2026 10:07 PM (ci8WY)

24 Nice ONT, Doof! Thanks!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

25 How could Doof not put this up?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1gmKUoqbY
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (DZ9Lv)


Different version behind the top photo

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:07 PM (QLC6i)

26 ONT requires extraordinary suspension of disbelief.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ordering a cafe black at July 14, 2026 10:01 PM (ci8WY)


I know it's hard to believe but...there really was a Disco Inferno.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at July 14, 2026 10:08 PM (NZPfR)

27 Good evening Horde and thanks Disco!

Swell ONT content!
Posted by: TRex - bad motor scooter dino at July 14, 2026 10:06 PM (XfIK1)


I was expecting "undemolished dino"

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:08 PM (QLC6i)

28
Rush; Is that a Lone Star or a pentagram?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:09 PM (J7HCx)

29 Every time I read some Moron say it's Taco Tuesday, I pass that along to MiladyJo. Jocularly.

Guess what we had for dinner! Yup.🌮🌮

Posted by: mindful webworker - with chicken and cherry salsa at July 14, 2026 10:09 PM (ci8WY)

30 Bastille Day, liberals should study up before shooting off their mouths.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:07 PM (59EWv)


They are too clueless to even understand that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

31 I know it's hard to believe but...there really was a Disco Inferno.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at July 14, 2026 10:08 PM (NZPfR)

And he lost to a girl.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 14, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

32 Hello! I celebrated by watching the French lose to Spain.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 10:11 PM (pZEOD)

33 Did kids really wander around the front seat of vehicles in the erly 60's?

All over the car.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


They stopped by age 11, I guess, since the bondage gear from Sears says "for 1 to 10-year-olds."

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

34 And in other news from Nashville, a former (woman) police officer is off the force after she admitted to serious departmental violations, including conduct unbecoming an officer, stemming from inappropriate sexual activity while on duty. In a middle school's parking lot. Multiple times.

The other cop hasn't been named yet. But he did flush 18 years seniority down the drain.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 10:11 PM (VmkSV)

35 Bastille Day includes cake?
Posted by: The Grateful
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They have no bread.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
*******
Then cake it is! Who am I to argue with Marie Antoinette (or whomever is reported to have said it)...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 14, 2026 10:11 PM (XfIK1)

36 Nice ONT, Doof! Thanks!
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)


YW!

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:12 PM (QLC6i)

37 I was expecting "undemolished dino"

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:08 PM
***
When someone next asks me about my day, I shall respond that I'm "undemolished, thank you for asking."

Posted by: TRex - American Led Zeppelin dino at July 14, 2026 10:13 PM (XfIK1)

38 Hello! I celebrated by watching the French lose to Spain.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 10:11 PM (pZEOD)


So no more MMM Bop?

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:13 PM (QLC6i)

39 Bastille Day

Should I be disappointed there's no 1812 Overture for this?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)

40 Internal Affairs (HA!!) used the cops own pictures, videos and texts to confirm the tawdry conduct.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 10:14 PM (VmkSV)

41 So, the Buffalo NY school story gets better. Check out this reference: "Richard Nigro, president of the Buffalo Teachers Federation"

/

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 10:14 PM (7VniJ)

42 This article link on Fox right now:

Tyrus and paleontologist test T. rex speed myths with new evidence

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 10:15 PM (Jr+re)

43 38 Hello! I celebrated by watching the French lose to Spain.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 10:11 PM (pZEOD)

So no more MMM Bop?
Posted by: Doof

Ummm..sure!

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

44 Good evening morons enbedankt Doofus

Happy Bastille Day to those who celebrate. Did you bring cake for everyone?
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No French.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)

45 Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)

46 I doubt the Cape Cod bridges will be built before I'm dead. I've seen this story in Massachusetts before.

But even if they are the bigger problem remains. Cape Cod is already too crowded and has been since I was in high school. Making it easier to get more people onto the Cape is not gonna fix that problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)

47 I think one of the stadiums had 25c Beer Night combined with handing out free bats? Those little mini-bats, about the size of a nightstick.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:17 PM (3pMUQ)

48 33 Did kids really wander around the front seat of vehicles in the erly 60's?

All over the car.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---

Lay upon the back window shelf and watch the sky go by.
Cars were made for people back then.
Today you conform to the car back then
they built the car for your comfort.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:19 PM (J7HCx)

49 Different version behind the top photo
Posted by: Doof

I love watching old live shots of rock bands from back in the day.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 14, 2026 10:19 PM (DZ9Lv)

50 When someone next asks me about my day, I shall respond that I'm "undemolished, thank you for asking."
Posted by: TRex - American Led Zeppelin dino at July 14, 2026 10:13 PM (XfIK1)


I offer an alternative - "I have emerged undemolished!"

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:19 PM (QLC6i)

51 Bastille Day
Should I be disappointed there's no 1812 Overture for this?
Posted by: Diogenes


Related?

https://youtu.be/f4En-2FfOgA

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

52 My auto-strap harness has a dildo attached in front.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 14, 2026 10:20 PM (u/oMr)

53 Two bands that should have been bigger acts:

POCO - The number of great musicians who went played with that group. Their record label let them down ...

Michael Stanley Band - Never could break out of the Cleveland / Rust Belt straightjacket. Again, anothe band where the record label didn't back them they way the should have.

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 14, 2026 10:20 PM (3sXRv)

54 Auto-strap for front seat tots:

"Also use as walking harness"!?!?!?

Nobody really did that back in the day, that I knew of.

Posted by: mindful webworker - time traveler from the 1950s at July 14, 2026 10:20 PM (ci8WY)

55
Note the new hash tonight. I'm baby sitting my mother at the nursing home the first night this time. I want to make sure all the getting out of bed out of her head tendency is gone. It appears to bed.

They told me this was not allowed at all. Nope, nope, nope. But, well, they couldn't force me to leave. If they needed to do that, they'd have to call the cops, and unless I was doing something that warranted being arrested, well they wouldn't call said cops.

And they added there's no official visiting hours, so....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 14, 2026 10:21 PM (iKvf9)

56 >>I think one of the stadiums had 25c Beer Night combined with handing out free bats? Those little mini-bats, about the size of a nightstick.

>>What could go wrong?

Heh. They used to give those out occasionally at Red Sox games for promotions. Even when we were kids we'd be like, are these people nuts?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:21 PM (viF8m)

57 The way I read it, “Cake” in this reference referred to the scrapings or residue remainder in large bread pans in bakeries. Probably thrown out. Not what modern bread usage means by “Cake”.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:21 PM (3pMUQ)

58 But even if they are the bigger problem remains. Cape Cod is already too crowded and has been since I was in high school. Making it easier to get more people onto the Cape is not gonna fix that problem.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)

And it might flip over, too! -Rep. Hank Johnson

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 14, 2026 10:22 PM (+EWjf)

59 33 Did kids really wander around the front seat of vehicles in the erly 60's?

I had an "older" neighbor who allowed all the kids in the 'hood to pile into the back of his Toyota HiLux for a trip to the beach. He was like 15.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2026 10:22 PM (u/oMr)

60 Bands that should have been bigger. Where do I start?

Shadows Fall
Savatage
Iced Earth
Agent Steel
Nevermore
Metal Church

Okay, this falls into a pretty specific genre. But still. I stand by this list.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 10:22 PM (0aYVJ)

61 What was the first color TV series?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:22 PM (aOqrc)

62 I was wondering why the last pic didn't have a mystery click. Coulda been Duran Duran's "Girls on Film."

But then, it also coulda been The Chainsmokers "#Selfie," so no mystery click is the correct choice.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

63 47 I think one of the stadiums had 25c Beer Night combined with handing out free bats? Those little mini-bats, about the size of a nightstick.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Common Tater
--

They had two dollar bleacher night. Friend drove a taxi, Taxis entered the parking area free and parked free. So, two bucks and 25¢ beer. What are you going to do?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:22 PM (J7HCx)

64 I doubt the Cape Cod bridges will be built before I'm dead. I've seen this story in Massachusetts before.

But even if they are the bigger problem remains. Cape Cod is already too crowded and has been since I was in high school. Making it easier to get more people onto the Cape is not gonna fix that problem.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)


I enjoy coming up here in the off-season. However - this time I brought my golf clubs. There are quite a few courses up here!

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (QLC6i)

65
If our Common Tater is here, we can talk Apollo 8-balls, gimbals, and reference frames if you're still interested.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (iKvf9)

66 So no more MMM Bop?
Posted by: Doof

Ok, I hate you right now. I have Hanson going through my head now.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)

67 Anyone else ever get the reacharound smack in the head from the front seat?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (RIvkX)

68 I think one of the stadiums had 25c Beer Night combined with handing out free bats? Those little mini-bats, about the size of a nightstick.

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:17 PM

Heh.
I remember when Seattle had free baseballs for the first 10,000 thru the gates.
Yeah. That lasted until the first shitty call.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

69 And in other news from Nashville, a former (woman) police officer is off the force after she admitted to serious departmental violations, including conduct unbecoming an officer, stemming from inappropriate sexual activity while on duty. In a middle school's parking lot. Multiple times.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 10:11 PM (VmkSV)
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*** Sir Psycho Sexy was unavailable for comment ***

Posted by: Red Hot Chili Peppers at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (FZ29D)

70 Bands that should have been bigger. Where do I start?

Shadows Fall
Savatage
Iced Earth
Agent Steel
Nevermore
Metal Church

Okay, this falls into a pretty specific genre. But still. I stand by this list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Kinda sad that Savatage did make it big.

.....after they became Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

71 42 Tyrus and paleontologist test T. rex speed myths with new evidence

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 10:15 PM
***
My speed is no myth. My undemolished emergence is proof.

Posted by: TRex - speedy dino at July 14, 2026 10:24 PM (XfIK1)

72 17 Disco Demolition Night had nothing on Ten Cent Beer Night at Cleveland Stadium in '74.

The game was forfeited to the Texas Rangers (the only forfeit in MLB history due to fan behavior).
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (VmkSV)

I was in attendance

Sat in the lower deck behind home plate with 8 of my classmates.

We just had bough a case of Stroh's just before all hell broke loose with Billy Martin charging out of the dugout to defend Jeff Burroughs.

Had seriously thought of streaking the field, but chickened out ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 14, 2026 10:24 PM (3sXRv)

73 Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 10:24 PM (wVcYX)

74 What was the first color TV series?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:22 PM (aOqrc)

Wouldn't know. Our first color TV set was in the late 1970s.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)

75 I had an "older" neighbor who allowed all the kids in the 'hood to pile into the back of his Toyota HiLux for a trip to the beach. He was like 15.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
---

Ridden hundreds of miles in the bed of pickups.
It was quite common.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:25 PM (J7HCx)

76 Bands that should have been bigger -

King's X
The Alarm

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:25 PM (QLC6i)

77 Anyone else ever get the reacharound smack in the head from the front seat?


Nope, but I did hear "If I have to stop this car . . . . " a few times. She never stopped. Heh!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re)

78 They told me this was not allowed at all. Nope, nope, nope. But, well, they couldn't force me to leave. If they needed to do that, they'd have to call the cops, and unless I was doing something that warranted being arrested, well they wouldn't call said cops.

And they added there's no official visiting hours, so....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 14, 2026 10:21 PM (iKvf9)

This really puts a crimp into our "No-pants Naughty Nightshift Nurses" lifestyle.

Posted by: The Naughty Nightshift Nurses at July 14, 2026 10:26 PM (+EWjf)

79 Those TV'S back in the day were expensive. I don't think we got a color TV until 1968. Dad wanted to watch his football team in color. Only had 4 channels to watch. The big three and an independent channel.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 10:26 PM (IY9No)

80 Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: Count de Monet


And anemoia never was.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

81 *puts on hat*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at July 14, 2026 10:26 PM (+0Wk3)

82 Did kids really wander around the front seat of vehicles in the early 60's?

Yes, and without tethers! I know, I was there! Related phenomenon: it was years after shoulder and lap belts were standard that my mother finally got out of the habit of sticking her arm out to keep us from lurching forward at sudden stops.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:26 PM (aOqrc)

83 Bands that should have been bigger -


Harry Reid's exercise band

Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)

84 Coolest bridge I've been on: Vasco de Gama bridge in Lisbon. 17 kilometers long.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 10:27 PM (oq9dX)

85 I know you all know this but please cut of your parents, uncle, or aunties wall phone.
It is 2000% scam.
And with you people come up with a code word or phrase.
I have no issue in bombing a scam center.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 10:27 PM (/+uur)

86 “Bonanza” might not have been the first, but they pulled out all the stops. Every scene practically had reds, blues, greens, purples, yellows.

If you just paid $500 for a goddamned TV, why, I want to see some fucking color, dammit. “Bonanza” was the way you did that.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:27 PM (3pMUQ)

87 Nice ONT, Doof! Thanks.

That Instagram Dad cracked me up!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 14, 2026 10:27 PM (D/6p1)

88 The backseat was usually free roam even in the 80s. Stations wagons. Truck beds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

89 *puts on hat*
Posted by: Perry the Platypus at July 14, 2026 10:26 PM (+0Wk3)


A platypus commenter?

PERRY the platypus commenter!

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:27 PM (QLC6i)

90 The Place de la Bastille now has no remnants of the actual Bastille but there is a pillar sort of monument there. There is also a weekly farmers market behind it and a McDonalds right there on the side street.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

91 Tonypete @34: Ain't no p*ssy worth flushing away a career.

Posted by: Butch at July 14, 2026 10:28 PM (98xTj)

92 I was born in 1965. The arcade was a second home to me. I still love quarters. I also loved Bailey Quarters of WKRP, but that's a different story.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 14, 2026 10:28 PM (ZAfEX)

93 And in other news from Nashville, a former (woman) police officer is off the force after she admitted to serious departmental violations, including conduct unbecoming an officer, stemming from inappropriate sexual activity while on duty. In a middle school's parking lot. Multiple times.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 10:11 PM (VmkSV)
----

Sheesh.
My middle school sex ed was out of a book. No practical exercises at all.
I am sadz.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)

94 Disco Inferno is in my personal Top 25.

There's a 9 minute version too.

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)

95 Kinda sad that Savatage did make it big.

.....after they became Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

I like TSO, but Criss Oliva was a fucking virtuoso. Killed by a drunk driver, 30 years old. His wife died a few years later, having never fully recovered from her injuries. His brother Jon had his own issues afterward. Mourning.

Man, I fucking love Savatage.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)

96 publius, absolutely no reason you cannot sit with her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

97 Bands that should have been bigger -

"Red Rider, later known as Tom Cochrane & Red Rider, is a Canadian rock band popular in the 1980s. While they achieved significant success in Canada, the band never had a song in the top 40 in the United States, although "Lunatic Fringe" from their second album, 1981's As Far as Siam, became popular on US album-oriented rock radio Continued in Wikipedia"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 14, 2026 10:30 PM (+EWjf)

98 I was born in 1965. The arcade was a second home to me. I still love quarters. I also loved Bailey Quarters of WKRP, but that's a different story.

Pffft.

Honey West > Bailey Quarters

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2026 10:30 PM (u/oMr)

99 I didn't see Missile Command in the arcade video. That was my favorite.

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 10:30 PM (ZxPkt)

100 Zebra.

Cool band. I have one album. On vinyl.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

101 There's a nightstick joke in there somewhere or, alternately, "It's the fuzz!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 10:31 PM (VmkSV)

102 90 The Place de la Bastille now has no remnants of the actual Bastille but there is a pillar sort of monument there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2026 10:28 PM
***
Been a few years, but isn't there an outline of the original perimeter on the ground traced in stone? Much like the path of the Berlin wall in Berlin, Germany?

Posted by: TRex - memory challenged dino at July 14, 2026 10:31 PM (XfIK1)

103 Disney’s Wonderful World of Color was, of course, in color. It started in 1961, but I bet there was something before that.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:31 PM (aOqrc)

104 Publius, I still don’t understand what the horizon on the Apollo 8 ball was referencing.

On the LM, it makes sense for the lunar surface.

But the CM, what good would it do them?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:31 PM (3pMUQ)

105 For some reason I have a Rush song playing in my head right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (0aYVJ)

106 >>I enjoy coming up here in the off-season. However - this time I brought my golf clubs. There are quite a few courses up here!

There are a bunch. And the off-season on the Cape is very underrated.

I was never a very good golfer but I did some work golf events at different course there over the years. If you are ever up there during the Christmas season take a ferry ride to Nantucket. They really do a nice Christmas season.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)

107 Honey West > Bailey Quarters
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2026 10:30 PM (u/oMr)

Anne Francis peaked when she filmed "Forbidden Planet.

It was all downhill from there ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (3sXRv)

108 Yeah, and remember to explain this like I’m 5

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (3pMUQ)

109 The sounds of Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, and Missile Command.

Then off in the corner is a console yelling, "run cowards! I live!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (2GVsD)

110 We didn't have arcades. We had two pinballs at the bar. One at the pizza place. One at the laundromat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

111 My speed is no myth. My undemolished emergence is proof.
Posted by: TRex - speedy dino at July 14, 2026 10:24 PM (XfIK1)

Especially when The Grateful is angry?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (qx7Zg)

112 Disney’s Wonderful World of Color was, of course, in color. It started in 1961, but I bet there was something before that.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:31 PM (aOqrc)


Disney's Dismal World of Depressing Grayscale

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (u/oMr)

113 A key from the Bastille was presented to George Washington, and is, as far as I know, still at Mt. Vernon.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:33 PM (aOqrc)

114 Did you bring cake for everyone?

We started doing fellowship dinners at church, sometimes on feast days - just to have a reason to get together. We were going to do one (maybe) on the Feast of the Martyrdom of John the Baptist. I wanted to do a cake on a silver platter - head-shaped.

For some reason we didn't manage to get that fellowship dinner together. /sigh/

I should have planned for Bastille Day. Could still be apropos....

Posted by: GWB at July 14, 2026 10:33 PM (kU0PQ)

115 So, Ronnie Montrose basically committed suicide... on the advice of his accountant?

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 10:33 PM (RCjYY)

116 Regarding the television and what if it had recorded everything watched on it, there are so many wonderful shows that are lost forever because they were aired live or just not saved. I’d love to see some of Eddie Doucette’s Chicago cooking shows from the fifties, but even the much later Galloping Gourmet episodes from the sixties are only available in bits and pieces from people who happened to video tape them and then not throw out the tapes.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 14, 2026 10:33 PM (kYmoU)

117 Geezer Golf follow up
Had a good round today but my buddy had a fall. He's a lot older and he slipped on a chip shot near a pond. Damn near fell in. He'll be out for a few weeks. Meanwhile I'm nursing a bottle of wine while it nurses me after sprinting 70 yards to get him up and secured.
Golf be hard...yo!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:33 PM (2WIwB)

118 You have to have a frame of reference to make sense of your motion. It can be arbitrary, but it is necessary, especially since everything was inertial dead reconning

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 10:34 PM (rbvCR)

119 If you are ever up there during the Christmas season take a ferry ride to Nantucket. They really do a nice Christmas season.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)


Will keep that in mind - thanks!

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 10:34 PM (QLC6i)

120 Publius, I still don’t understand what the horizon on the Apollo 8 ball was referencing.

On the LM, it makes sense for the lunar surface.

But the CM, what good would it do them?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:31 PM (3pMUQ)

I think Mike Collins explained it pretty well in his book. But, I am not a smart man. I got like half of it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)

121 Sheesh.
My middle school sex ed was out of a book. No practical exercises at all.
I am sadz.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)

The 2-dimensional line drawings of a lady's reproductive bits were of no practical use at all later on. I felt like a new 2nd LT with a map and compass on a field exercise. Lost and bewildered.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 10:35 PM (wVcYX)

122 113 A key from the Bastille was presented to George Washington, and is, as far as I know, still at Mt. Vernon.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:33 PM
***
Excellent piece of historical trivia.

Posted by: TRex - keymaster dino at July 14, 2026 10:35 PM (XfIK1)

123 Yes, and without tethers! I know, I was there! Related phenomenon: it was years after shoulder and lap belts were standard that my mother finally got out of the habit of sticking her arm out to keep us from lurching forward at sudden stops.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
---

Caught my navigator like that. He was very appreciative.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:36 PM (J7HCx)

124 117 Geezer Golf follow up
Had a good round today but my buddy had a fall. He's a lot older and he slipped on a chip shot near a pond. Damn near fell in. He'll be out for a few weeks. Meanwhile I'm nursing a bottle of wine while it nurses me after sprinting 70 yards to get him up and secured.
Golf be hard...yo!
Posted by: Diogenes at July

This is awful. And I am really trying not laugh.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 10:36 PM (p4NUW)

125 The reason there hasn't been any federally funded transportation projects in MA since 1991 is that was when "The Big Dig" began. It was supposed to take 7 years and cost less than 3 billion. Instead it took 16 years and cost almost 15 billion - and a good third to half of that money went to graft or was outright stolen.
I guess it took this long for people to forget that.

Posted by: Chemist at July 14, 2026 10:36 PM (6qXCU)

126 Dare I pull Buzz Aldrin's book off the shelf, see what Dr. Rendevous had to say about CSM/LM navigation systems?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

127 Heard this Appalachian Rule on YouTube.

If your out at night, and hear something rustling behind you, don't look and keep running.

It's Bigfoot, and he wants to ask about your car's extended warranty.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 14, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)

128 Golf be hard...yo!
Posted by: Diogenes at July

This is awful. And I am really trying not laugh.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 10:36 PM (p4NUW)
=====

Pics?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

129 The 2-dimensional line drawings of a lady's reproductive bits were of no practical use at all later on. I felt like a new 2nd LT with a map and compass on a field exercise. Lost and bewildered.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 10:35 PM (wVcYX)

That is an apt description.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:37 PM (2WIwB)

130 When I was young, early 60s, we had a color set. Then we were poor and had black and white until the early 70s. I went to college in the mid 70s with a small BW set. The dorm had a common room with a color set, but you had to watch what everyone else was watching.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (aOqrc)

131 Family cars in the fifties and early sixties had no seatbelts, and I never once saw any kind of harness that held the toddler in place. There also weren't baby car seats.
Babies and really young toddlers sat in mom's lap. Also toddlers pretty much bounced around in the back seat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (0Htd1)

132 Ooh, there's no bread, let them eat cake
There's no end to what they'll take
Flaunt the fruits of noble birth
wash the salt into the earth

And they're marching to Bastille day
The guillotine will claim her bloody prize
free the dungeons of the innocent
The king will kneel and let his kingdom rise



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (S41Gd)

133 What everyone needs, a life size silicone love doll of Frieren.

https://youtu.be/uoeU9fI98uk

NOT.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)

134 I fell out the back door of the car my dad owned, I was around 5 years old. After daddy picked me up off the street he advised me to never tell mom. I never did.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (2NHgQ)

135 The Auto Strap for Kids was the second commie imposition into happy American family life.It was designed to prevent a loving parent to use the stop short arm thus preventing human contact. The first was imposed by the Pillow Tag police also a commie group when the Do Not Remove under Penalty of the Law pillow tags were read by innocent grammar school kids..
Fucking heartless Bastids!!1

Posted by: Joe Schmo from the Alamo at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (rjFy0)

136
Dad's a giver!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (ixS3i)

137 My middle school sex ed was out of a book. No practical exercises at all.
I am sadz.
Posted by: Diogenes

The 2-dimensional line drawings of a lady's reproductive bits were of no practical use at all later on. I felt like a new 2nd LT with a map and compass on a field exercise. Lost and bewildered.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Related:

https://youtu.be/Z9CMOMgPb00

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 10:39 PM (VHUov)

138 117 Geezer Golf follow up
Had a good round today but my buddy had a fall. He's a lot older and he slipped on a chip shot near a pond. Damn near fell in. He'll be out for a few weeks. Meanwhile I'm nursing a bottle of wine while it nurses me after sprinting 70 yards to get him up and secured.
Golf be hard...yo!

Posted by: Diogenes
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As one approaches elder years a best exercise is practicing getting up off the floor. It uses most muscles and demands strength and coordination. Do 5 a day.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:40 PM (J7HCx)

139 I'm baby sitting my mother at the nursing home…
Posted by: publius


Hope she's still doing better.

When she fell and got banged up, then got better mentally, was this another testimonial to the efficaciousness of percussive maintenance?🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker needs a good whomp up'side the haid hisself at July 14, 2026 10:40 PM (ci8WY)

140 I think this is the highest I've ever been on the top ten list...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 10:40 PM (sKqQm)

141 A cruel trick of fate that Les Bleus shot craps on Bastille Day, n'est pas?

Quelle horrible.

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 10:41 PM (RCjYY)

142 Family cars in the fifties and early sixties had no seatbelts, and I never once saw any kind of harness that held the toddler in place. There also weren't baby car seats.
Babies and really young toddlers sat in mom's lap. Also toddlers pretty much bounced around in the back seat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (0Htd1)


For me I think dad said they had a cloth basket type of bassinet, for the front floorboards with my mom.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 10:41 PM (rbvCR)

143 I never did.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (2NHgQ)
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So you held it over his head for 40 years?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 10:41 PM (RIvkX)

144 What everyone needs, a life size silicone love doll of Frieren.
https://youtu.be/uoeU9fI98uk

NOT.

Posted by: Anna Puma


Seriously.

Fern, maybe.....

Posted by: mikeski regrets this comment at July 14, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

145 Never had seatbelts when I was a kid. They came out with those later and even then you didn't have to wear them. Of course later on they made it a law.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 10:41 PM (IY9No)

146 My folks had a big old Rambler station wagon. Brother and I liked the way-back. sisters liked the back seat. On long overnight trips we would being in our sleeping bags in the way-back. Dad was a chain-smoking, coffee-drinking Marine. He did not sleep, as far as I know. Mom would be curled up next to him on the bench seat.

Lord, I miss my parents.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)

147 131 Family cars in the fifties and early sixties had no seatbelts, and I never once saw any kind of harness that held the toddler in place. There also weren't baby car seats.
Babies and really young toddlers sat in mom's lap. Also toddlers pretty much bounced around in the back seat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (0Htd1)

Yeah well a mothers arms were a pretty good child restraint No?

Posted by: Joe Schmo from the Alamo at July 14, 2026 10:42 PM (rjFy0)

148 That was one of the best features of the station wagon, it was a playroom slash mosh pit on wheels back there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

149 Ha! I think it’s because of the Collins book I got to wondering. I’m re-reading it (Carrying the Fire). He was a clever articulate kind of guy, that didn’t really come through with the official persona.
———

There are quite a few old time radio programs that are largely available today only because they were recorded to disk and mailed overseas for military broadcasts on AFRTS.

One of the more popular (I guess) radio programs of all time was “Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons” and ran for over 20 years, but less than 50 episodes are extant.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:43 PM (3pMUQ)

150 Mikeski

Are you holding out for the Eris Greyrat and Nina Falcion dolls?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:43 PM (2GVsD)

151 How could Doof not put this up?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1gmKUoqbY

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 14, 2026 10:05 PM (DZ9Lv)

Good job. I had to scan the frigging comments to see if anybody posted a Rush bastille day vid before I did.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2026 10:44 PM (S41Gd)

152 Golf be hard...yo!
Posted by: Diogenes at July

This is awful. And I am really trying not laugh.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 10:36 PM (p4NUW)
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Pics?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026

***

I've got pics of my buddy's hand and blood soaked towel.
And pics of my empty bottle of wine...well once I finish it.
Not sure how to post them though.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

153 I think this is the highest I've ever been on the top ten list...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 10:40 PM (sKqQm)

It's not a good feeling, is it.

One week many many many moons ago I made the top spot because I had had surgery and was convalescing that week. It probably happened once or twice since, but not sure. At that point in 2010 I don't think I had ever even been on the list.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 10:44 PM (vE0+H)

154 >>As one approaches elder years a best exercise is practicing getting up off the floor. It uses most muscles and demands strength and coordination. Do 5 a day.

I had a great PT guy after my second spine surgery. He showed me a great move that makes getting off the floor a whole lot easier.

You're right, it's something everyone should practice doing cause falling is inevitable.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

155 77 Anyone else ever get the reacharound smack in the head from the front seat?


Nope, but I did hear "If I have to stop this car . . . . " a few times. She never stopped. Heh!
Posted by: LRob in OK

Whiffleball bat waved wildly into the back of the family wagon.

My brother and I stopped fighting immediately and laughed hysterically, making dad all the more furious.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 10:45 PM (LdAYY)

156 DDG Search Assist

The first commercially sponsored television program to be broadcast in color was "Premiere," which aired on June 25, 1951, on CBS. This variety show marked a significant step in the introduction of color television.
- Wikipedia

Posted by: mindful webworker - remember the little "color at July 14, 2026 10:45 PM (ci8WY)

157 Family cars in the fifties and early sixties had no seatbelts, and I never once saw any kind of harness that held the toddler in place. There also weren't baby car seats.
Babies and really young toddlers sat in mom's lap. Also toddlers pretty much bounced around in the back seat.
Posted by: nerdygirl


The early 70s car seats that were just metal frames that hung off the top edge of the front seat.

All the padding and protection of the kiddie seat in a grocery cart, and it put Junior up high enough to fly through the windshield rather than bonking his head on the dash.....

Posted by: babbeh mikeski sat in one of those at July 14, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

158 As one approaches elder years a best exercise is practicing getting up off the floor. It uses most muscles and demands strength and coordination. Do 5 a day.
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I’m gonna start drinking Beer again for this! Great idea

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:46 PM (3pMUQ)

159 18-1, 383 comments?

One week many yahrens ago, I had 1,800+ comments. Sven had over 2,000.

Aim to do better.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:46 PM (2GVsD)

160 We had 5 kids and drove Suburbans a lot. We sort of aged out the middle three in a coupla years and kept the last Burb a few more years. The number five guy was only about 7 and when we travelled, he insisted on the very back seat with the middle seat folded down. He pretended to NOT hear his mother on the road.

While the middle three were around, they had constant "He touched me" and "Can I move somewhere else" stuff going on all the time. There were stern chats during stops.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 10:47 PM (Jr+re)

161 >> I still don’t understand what the horizon on the Apollo 8 ball was referencing.

I went over this with Grok (which is great for this kind of specific thing), to make sure I had it straight in my head.

Their local reference frame was inertial and "aligned with the fixed stars" frame (Mr. Einstein and spacetime curvature ignored as they are vanishingly small here). This frame was called the "Basic Reference Coordinate System" strangely enough and was very, very close to the standard astronomical frame know as ECI. X axis points to the equinox and the Z axis is aligned with the earth's pole.

So, your 8-ball horizon would be the equatorial plane of the Erf.

The origin of that was the center of the Erf but they switched to the Moon's center when the spacecraft entered the lunar sphere of influence. But the XYZ axes maintained the ECI like alignment.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 14, 2026 10:47 PM (iKvf9)

162 Girthy ONT. Thanks, Doof!

>>Did kids really wander around the front seat of vehicles in the early 60's?

Not us, nosirree... Mom put us in harness similar to that ad. Front seat, yes. Wander around, no.

Bonus! Harness and tether attached to laundry line would keep a tot within reach while Mom pinned up the wash.

Posted by: JQ at July 14, 2026 10:47 PM (rdVOm)

163 I was having a thought today...there is a lot of discussion on the "affordability crises" and while there are parts of it around people wanting too much for too little work there is a really serious problem here. I have a decent job and I look at prices and blanch.

The answer from the tiktokiots is...raise the minimum wage! Or...have the government give people more money by taxing whoever they don't like this week.

But costs aren't supposed to be going up...they are supposed to be going down. Look at TVs. You can buy a TV better then the best TV 20 years ago for 1/5th the price and in modern Bidenbux no less!

This is the same progression everything you buy should have gone through over the last 20 years. Why hasn't it? Well...government. Everything government gets involved with explodes in cost and then of course the cost of that government further spikes costs via inflation.

So the answer? STOP THE SPENDING. Let's have a few years with no cash transfers outside of SS at the state or federal level. You want someone to be able to live ok off a McDs salary? You'll get it. Just like what happened with TVs but now with everything.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 10:47 PM (sKqQm)

164 I'm old enough to remember sitting in the back of the station wagon and rolling around when an uncle or aunt took a turn a bit too fast...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 10:48 PM (sKqQm)

165 One week many yahrens ago

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:46 PM (2GVsD)

That was weird. Horde mind or

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 10:49 PM (vE0+H)

166 One of the first songs Pooky put on for our trip was "Love Liberty Disco" by the Newsboys.

Posted by: pookysgirl, stretching out after a long day in the car at July 14, 2026 10:49 PM (cibwl)

167 Is everyone asleep already?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 10:49 PM (sKqQm)

168 I had a great PT guy after my second spine surgery. He showed me a great move that makes getting off the floor a whole lot easier.

You're right, it's something everyone should practice doing cause falling is inevitable.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:44 PM


How about getting up on the edge of the 9th green?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:49 PM (2WIwB)

169 77 Anyone else ever get the reacharound smack in the head from the front seat?

Nope, but I did hear "If I have to stop this car . . . . " a few times. She never stopped. Heh!
Posted by: LRob in OK

And the ever popular, “I’m giving you til the count of 3”.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 14, 2026 10:50 PM (SjAWL)

170 What everyone needs, a life size silicone love doll of Frieren.

https://youtu.be/uoeU9fI98uk

NOT.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)

Could be worse. Could be Chainsmoker Cat.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 14, 2026 10:51 PM (+EWjf)

171 Sex Ed? Hell, I was looking at Playboy when I was ten. Someone was always sneaking their Dad's Playboy out to show their friends.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 10:51 PM (IY9No)

172 One week many yahrens ago

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:46 PM (2GVsD)

That was weird. Horde mind or
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 10:49 PM (vE0+H)


I spent a lifetime one summer at Ft Sill OK.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:51 PM (2WIwB)

173 Publius, just thrilled to read your Mother's update. And you sit by her side, if you are not interfering with her care then there is no reason you have to leave.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 14, 2026 10:51 PM (XfIK1)

174 Premiere," which aired on June 25, 1951, on CBS.
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Maybe in New York or LA?

1967 was kind of the watershed year, when many many sitcoms and programs and news affiliates started filming & broadcasting in color. I vaguely recall my parents, who were not poor, getting a new Color television for one of the Apollo missions.

My college professor auntie treated television like some weird affliction. She had it on a roll cart, stuffed in a guest room, an expensive high quality B/W job, that was only wheeled out for special occasions or something.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:52 PM (3pMUQ)

175 What everyone needs, a life size silicone love doll of Frieren.

Just wait until Japan makes ones of these that move and talk...and have working lower parts.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 10:52 PM (sKqQm)

176 Re: Bands that should have been bigger... Budgie

Posted by: Taft at July 14, 2026 10:53 PM (VFFUY)

177 Family cars in the fifties and early sixties had no seatbelts, and I never once saw any kind of harness that held the toddler in place. There also weren't baby car seats.
Babies and really young toddlers sat in mom's lap. Also toddlers pretty much bounced around in the back seat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 10:38 PM (0Htd1)

Yeah, and those lovely GM X-frame cars of the late 50s/early 60s made sure those toddlers were converted to a pink mist in a head on accident.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2026 10:53 PM (S41Gd)

178
An Italian takes Zoohoo Mamadani to task for not including Little Italy on a map of NYC neighborhoods (salty and hilarious language)

https://youtube.com/shorts/9APyiuzmN6g

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2026 10:54 PM (ixS3i)

179 Pretty girl cooks
she's a keeper
https://tinyurl.com/bdfvxejx

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)

180
Yep, they let me know without saying that it would be all right as long as I didn't disturb the other residents, but it was against official facility policy.

They couldn't tell me it was okay directly but had to use the wink and nod tactics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 14, 2026 10:54 PM (iKvf9)

181 toddlers were converted to a pink mist


I almost hate to mention the Signal 30 films of the fifties and sixties. Your comment reminded me.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 10:54 PM (Jr+re)

182 "With maple syrup. And powdered sugar."

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As God intended

Posted by: 496 at July 14, 2026 10:55 PM (szbjN)

183 On road trips I usually just surf the radio stations. It's mostly the same, classic rock, country, Jack FM, Bob FM. etc. Sometimes I'll catch small town announcements about things like fairs, quilting bees, craft shows, obituaries. It's a hoot.

Bend, Oregon has a really good rock station. old school AOR music. Sometimes you hit the jackpot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)

184 Sexy girl cooking is an interesting genre of videos.

I can't say I get many recipes on line so its not exactly in my wheelhouse, and while a number of the women in my life do they aren't going to like getting that recipe from a woman with her boobs hanging out...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 10:56 PM (sKqQm)

185 Pretty girl cooks
she's a keeper
https://tinyurl.com/bdfvxejx
Posted by: Don Black


The poor thing needs to monetize that channel. She can only afford one button.....

Posted by: mikeski may be missing the points at July 14, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)

186 Pretty girl cooks
she's a keeper
https://tinyurl.com/bdfvxejx
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)


Before I sign up for that, what's her wine cellar like???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:56 PM (2WIwB)

187 Blood-soaked towel
Wine
Golf

This checks out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

188 Honey West > Bailey Quarters

Never saw Honey West.

But Penny (Sky) King gave me feelings I didn't understand at that age. (As with Annette.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - time traveler from a past millennium at July 14, 2026 10:58 PM (ci8WY)

189 What could possibly go wrong?

There is sunken Liberty ship, SS Richard Montgomery, which has been sitting in the Thames estuary since 1944 with its masts sticking above the water as if warning passing ships to steer well clear.

And ships are well advised to steer clear as the wreck contains some 1,400 tonnes of explosives aboard that have never been removed.

Now the British are going forward with a daft scheme to cut away the masts and display them ashore. The same masts which are a big clue to other ships to stay out of the exclusion zone.

What could go wrong? The Francis Scott Key bridge fiasco would like to have word with the British.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

190 Blood-soaked towel
Wine
Golf

This checks out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026


Yeah.
Kind of a weird day on the course.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:58 PM (2WIwB)

191 >>Yeah, and those lovely GM X-frame cars of the late 50s/early 60s made sure those toddlers were converted to a pink mist in a head on accident.
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Reminds me of the 1990s crash-test dummy PSAs for child safety seats:

"...your 'Little Pumpkin' would be nothing but Squash!"

Posted by: JQ at July 14, 2026 10:59 PM (rdVOm)

192 RE: key to the Bastille:

Le Marseillaise was originally entitled "Chant de guerre pour l'armee du Rhin."

"Le Marseillaise" is a bit catchier.

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 10:59 PM (RCjYY)

193 Every one of you bastards over the age of 29 shoul d practice getting up from the floor DAILY. SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. it may save your life. If you can’t do it, you’re fucked. So figure it out. Do it. DO IT TODAY.

I will personally come and kick your ass of you don’t.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:00 PM (7KluB)

194 My cousin had a drunken rollover in a golf cart and broke his leg in 3 places.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX)

195 Honey West > Bailey Quarters

Never saw Honey West.

But Penny (Sky) King gave me feelings I didn't understand at that age. (As with Annette.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - time traveler from a past millennium at July 14, 2026 10:58 PM (ci8WY)

Connie Hines (Mr Ed).
My tummy felt weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 11:00 PM (2WIwB)

196 No love for Yani? How about Easygoing Anal Angel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

197 Yeah well a mothers arms were a pretty good child restraint No?
Posted by: Joe Schmo from the Alamo

We had 6 kids in my family and we all survived. Also, we had a small farm and my dad had a pickup truck. We could ride around the farm in the bed of the truck. That was fun, very bouncy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (0Htd1)

198 Every one of you bastards over the age of 29 shoul d practice getting up from the floor DAILY. SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.


Will we have exercise periods at the TxMoMe? With potential ass-kickings?

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (Jr+re)

199 And ships are well advised to steer clear as the wreck contains some 1,400 tonnes of explosives aboard that have never been removed.

Now the British are going forward with a daft scheme to cut away the masts and display them ashore. The same masts which are a big clue to other ships to stay out of the exclusion zone.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Give 'em all a map with "hic sunt kaboomes" written on it about there.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)

200 Every one of you bastards over the age of 29 shoul d practice getting up from the floor DAILY. SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. it may save your life. If you can’t do it, you’re fucked. So figure it out. Do it. DO IT TODAY.

I will personally come and kick your ass of you don’t.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:00 PM (7KluB)


Oooooo!!!
You're place or mine???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 11:02 PM (2WIwB)

201 We had a TV like that one pictured: I have a vague recollection of the moon landing on it, but more that our parents let us make a puppet theatere out of the old TV box. No idea what they did with the glass tube.

Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2026 11:02 PM (286+n)

202 How are you going to put your arm around your girlfriend while taking her home after school?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 11:02 PM (J7HCx)

203 148 That was one of the best features of the station wagon, it was a playroom slash mosh pit on wheels back there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You could make faces at the driver of the car behind yours.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)

204 One of the Colombian news outlets, NTN24, says that Cuba has at least 300 Russian drones capable of reaching the US.

So there is always something

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

205 You could make faces at the driver of the car behind yours.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)
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We would give the "peace" sign to hippies and then go nuts when they gave it back.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)

206 Every one of you bastards over the age of 29 shoul d practice getting up from the floor DAILY. SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. it may save your life. If you can’t do it, you’re fucked. So figure it out. Do it. DO IT TODAY.

I will personally come and kick your ass of you don’t.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:00 PM (7KluB)


Does this include standing up from a cross legged seat on the ground with no hands?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 11:04 PM (rbvCR)

207 There's a photo of me in one of those canvas seats with metal hooks that hung over the front seat. ca early '50s.

One night at the drive-in, my little sister poured a bag of popcorn down the heater vents up behind the back seat.
Hilarity did not ensue when Mom turned the heater on for the ride home...

Posted by: sal at July 14, 2026 11:04 PM (f+FmA)

208 Give 'em all a map with "hic sunt kaboomes" written on it about there.

It is the EU and UK, so the warning in all 50 languages would cover the map.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

209 Pretty girl cooks
she's a keeper
https://tinyurl.com/bdfvxejx
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)


I like her flair, but I think she occasionally slipped into an American accent. But her Italian accent was molto bene.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

210 Was it worth the internet destroying everything so we could get titty cook videos, not sure. But I'm also not not sure.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 11:05 PM (vE0+H)

211 Pretty girl cooks
she's a keeper
https://tinyurl.com/bdfvxejx
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)


Before I sign up for that, what's her wine cellar like???
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:56 PM (2WIwB)


Is that a new euphemism?

Posted by: Nerd Herd at July 14, 2026 11:05 PM (NZPfR)

212 And ships are well advised to steer clear as the wreck contains some 1,400 tonnes of explosives aboard that have never been removed.

Now the British are going forward with a daft scheme to cut away the masts and display them ashore. The same masts which are a big clue to other ships to stay out of the exclusion zone.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Give 'em all a map with "hic sunt kaboomes" written on it about there.
Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)

Any bets that the first ship to hit it is a Royal Navy boomer, and it's nukes go Kaboom?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 14, 2026 11:06 PM (qx7Zg)

213
192 Le Marseillaise was originally entitled "Chant de guerre pour l'armee

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 10:59 PM (RCjYY)

I took 4 years of French in jr/sr high and for the final in yr 3, we had to stand in the hall with the teacher and sing Le Marseillaise. To this day, nigh on 50 years later, I can remember about 75% of it.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 14, 2026 11:06 PM (SjAWL)

214 Evening, Horde. For once I had... well, not tacos, but home-made burritos for Taco Tuesday. Fried the beef, mixed the sauce and spices in, fried the finished burritos (beef and cheese) until they were just a little smokey inside. Delicious!

Posted by: RandomDave at July 14, 2026 11:07 PM (aJQbY)

215 Any bets that the first ship to hit it is a Royal Navy boomer, and it's nukes go Kaboom?

Itony would be HMS Prince of Wales.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

216 DO IT TODAY.

But, seriously, my younger sister who has some physical limitations, let her husband go to bed on one end of their house, went out into the cool evening on the deck to do something with some rugs she washed that day, fell and broke her elbow. Could NOT get onto her feet and her husband could not hear her. She shuffled on her side the length of the house to wake him. I was literally speechless when she told me. "Younger" in this case means 70+ years old.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:08 PM (Jr+re)

217 >>How about getting up on the edge of the 9th green?

Yea, there too. When I was young and playing lots of sports I didn't think anything about getting up off the ground. Didn't really require much thinking. But it definitely is a bit different as I get older and stiffer.

And I don't want to be like a tortoise and rely on Leon to flip me over.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)

218 One of the Colombian news outlets, NTN24, says that Cuba has at least 300 Russian drones capable of reaching the US.

So there is always something
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

Russia ceased supporting Cuba a long time ago. Why would they give (or sell) the Cubans drones?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 11:10 PM (1z8ji)

219 OTOH, free-roaming in the back seat allowed a young Count, standing on the back seat and holding on to the back of the front bench seat, to watch Mom navigate down a steep, snow-covered icy hill. There was a 4-way intersection at the bottom with a car approaching from the left. Neither car was gonna be able to stop.

Calculating the geometry and physics involved in my still-developing brain, I dove to the 2nd row floorboard and turned so that my back and head were against the back of the front seat, arching over the transmission hump.

Wham!

Both cars were pretty messed up, but not totaled. I was unscathed. My Mom and the other driver were bruised and had bloodied noses and lips.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 11:10 PM (wVcYX)

220 She's on X. I follow.

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 11:10 PM (ZxPkt)

221
Oldest of 5 kids. We had the station wagon with the 3rd seat that faced backwards. Always a fight about who sat back there.

Finally mom had enough and we would draw straws.

First rest stop we changed seats.

It was so cool riding backwards.

Posted by: four seasons at July 14, 2026 11:10 PM (/QHx4)

222 I just laid down on the floor and got back up. It wasn’t as easy as I thought it would be. But I did it. Someone mentioned a trick he had learned from his PT instructor that made it easier but didn’t say what it was. Anybody know enough to elaborate or point to a YT video?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:11 PM (ZVgZ4)

223 Bastille:

Thomas Paine was imprisoned there after being sentenced to die. The jailers put a chalk mark on the outside of the cell doors for those scheduled for the guillotine.

Paine writes that they omitted him because his cell door was open, & so they didn't notice the chalk mark. No problem. Just correct the mistake on the following day.

That night, Robespierre fell. Thus, Paine writes, his life was saved.

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:11 PM (RCjYY)

224 68 I think one of the stadiums had 25c Beer Night combined with handing out free bats? Those little mini-bats, about the size of a nightstick.

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 10:17 PM

Heh.
I remember when Seattle had free baseballs for the first 10,000 thru the gates.
Yeah. That lasted until the first shitty call.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

Bat Day at Yankee Stadium. Little wooden nightsticks given to randos in the South Bronx.

Yeah, that wasn't such a bright idea. Probably best that they ended it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 14, 2026 11:12 PM (TgFUA)

225 No love for Yani? How about Easygoing Anal Angel?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

The next episode of Chainsmoker Cat airs on Thursday. To my embarrassment, I look forward to seeing it, just to see what happens next.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 14, 2026 11:12 PM (+EWjf)

226 OK, nurse, I just did one rep for ya! Yer welcome!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:12 PM (Jr+re)

227 I have such a hard time trying to pronounce anything in French. German? Fine. Spanish? All good. French? Naw. Just pronounce some of the vowels and consonants, not all ot them.

Gaelic is ever worse. How is Slainthe pronounced slawnchuh?

Why is Thomas Meagher's name pronounced Marr?

I am the worst Irishman ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 11:12 PM (0aYVJ)

228 Reminds me of the 1990s crash-test dummy PSAs for child safety seats:

"...your 'Little Pumpkin' would be nothing but Squash!"
Posted by: JQ


I'm just warped enough that I laughed at that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)

229 193> Every one of you bastards over the age of 29 should practice getting up from the floor DAILY. SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Some of us do, in the form of a Turkish Get Up with 25# dumbbell for reps.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 11:12 PM (a4flb)

230 Top 5?
Missed it by THAT much...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 11:13 PM (2Ez/1)

231 The next episode of Chainsmoker Cat airs on Thursday. To my embarrassment, I look forward to seeing it, just to see what happens next.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


"Morbid curiosity" is a thing. "Hatewatching" is a thing.

I think some anime exist only because of these things.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

232 Every one of you bastards over the age of 29 shoul d practice getting up from the floor DAILY. SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.


Will we have exercise periods at the TxMoMe? With potential ass-kickings?
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (Jr+re)

Mandatory PT sessions, I fear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 11:14 PM (wVcYX)

233 213 TxAnn

Very cool.

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:14 PM (RCjYY)

234 The last season of The Lone Ranger was in color (1956-57)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 11:14 PM (Cqx++)

235
More clarification on the 8-ball horizon. The Basic Reference Coordinate System, very close to modern ECI, was the master inertial frame. At any time, the current alignment of the IMU might vary. The particular alignment in use at any time was dubbed the REFSMMAT, "Reference to Stable Member Matrix". This was a rotation matrix, 3D, which described the relative rotation to the BRCF.

So, the 8-ball horizon, would be whatever happened to be the XY plane of the given REFSMMAT.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 14, 2026 11:15 PM (iKvf9)

236 I do not jump up off the floor like I ustadcould, but I make it work. A lot of grunting. But I do admit I need to step up my game. Being 60 has been eye-opening.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 11:15 PM (0aYVJ)

237 I just laid down on the floor and got back up. It wasn’t as easy as I thought it would be. But I did it. Someone mentioned a trick he had learned from his PT instructor that made it easier but didn’t say what it was. Anybody know enough to elaborate or point to a YT video?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:11 PM (ZVgZ4)

An able-bodied helper with a hoist?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 11:15 PM (wVcYX)

238 I've run across a few videos of left of center people discussing how the black death improved the lives of European workers because the number of them declined.

And then those same people arguing that of course importing millions of foreigners to the US will have no impact on the salaries of American workers...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 11:15 PM (sKqQm)

239 221
Oldest of 5 kids. We had the station wagon with the 3rd seat that faced backwards. Always a fight about who sat back there.
Posted by: four seasons at July 14, 2026 11:10 PM (/QHx4)

What, you didn't "call it"? That's how we did it in our family- also five kids.

Posted by: sal at July 14, 2026 11:15 PM (f+FmA)

240 In 2 days, SpaceX is planning a Falcon 9 launch from Vandenberg and a Starship launch from Starbase, about 90 minutes apart.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 14, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

241 Being 60 has been eye-opening.


I barely remember being 60.......

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:16 PM (Jr+re)

242 >>Anybody know enough to elaborate or point to a YT video?

Get yourself on your hands and knees. Pick one leg, whichever is your stronger and better balance leg and move from your knee to your foot. Put the hand on the side of that leg on your knee and support yourself with your foot and the opposite hand that is still on the floor. Then move your other leg from your knee to your foot so now you are crouching on both feet. Then stand up.

Practice that a few times a day until it become second nature.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m)

243
sal,

A fight would happen, lol.

We took a lot of road trips.

Posted by: four seasons at July 14, 2026 11:17 PM (/QHx4)

244 My aunt had one of those massive Ford station wagons

the cargo area behind the 2nd row had floor panels that would fold out and make 2 small bench seats facing each other.

the faux wood panels on the sides
I miss giant American cars

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 11:18 PM (ZxPkt)

245 Without checking, I was pretty sure it was Bastille Day. I made sure to see the very spot my first trip to Paris in 1999 and felt it was not deserving of me. I'm not sure what I expected.

Today I had (x 3 million it feels like) a skin biopsy due to my vast history of skin cancer for now most of my life. Which is nothing compared to what others face.

The only good thing about it is seeing the freaks of people who are at this university hospital, walking the halls. I saw one tattoo "visitor" with a man who looked worse than her...and she had at least 3 septum cattle rings. A group of med students walked by saying, "they are dropping like flies." They did not come from the door where I'd be called.

The MD, RN and ARNP told me I was delightful to meet. I asked my husband later if they were mocking me and he said, no, that I am very entertaining.

I have no idea what I yammered about as when under a tiny bit of stress things flow. I am used to biopsies and would rather not be there, but I am a delightful patient to meet.

Heaven knows compared to the freaks I saw in the hallways I would agree with them. They are probably a lot stupider than me as well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2026 11:19 PM (hzuYO)

246 I will find you. And I will kick your asses.

Get
Up
Off
The
Floor.

If you can’t you’re in a LOT of trouble. Learn you can do it before you need to.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:19 PM (Wh2D7)

247 When we moved here, the old ladies' after Mass lunch bunch asked me how old I was after a few weeks.
I told them and they were like "65? Oh, that's adorable."
I understand what they mean now...

Posted by: sal at July 14, 2026 11:19 PM (f+FmA)

248 My aunt had one of those massive Ford station wagons

the cargo area behind the 2nd row had floor panels that would fold out and make 2 small bench seats facing each other.

the faux wood panels on the sides
I miss giant American cars
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 11:18 PM (ZxPkt)

Could they handle being rammed by a Bison?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 14, 2026 11:19 PM (qx7Zg)

249 I am at my most limber when I wake up with a leg cramp.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 11:20 PM (0aYVJ)

250
Then move your other leg from your knee to your foot so now you are crouching on both feet.

That's the Hokey Pokey!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)

251 nurse, I think AOP and I spend some time most days getting under and out from under cars. The vehicle just over your head adds a degree of difficulty!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:22 PM (Jr+re)

252 And then those same people arguing that of course importing millions of foreigners to the US will have no impact on the salaries of American workers...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 11:15 PM (sKqQm)

There is a fine line between having no central belief system at all, and just lying to people about what it is.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 11:22 PM (vE0+H)

253 204 One of the Colombian news outlets, NTN24, says that Cuba has at least 300 Russian drones capable of reaching the US.

So there is always something

Posted by: Kindltot
---

Just like old times.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 11:22 PM (J7HCx)

254 Skiing when I was younger has prepared me for getting up off the floor. When you lay in the snow with skis attached to your boots, you figured out how to maneuver your legs and feet, and get your center of gravity (butt) into a position where you can get up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2026 11:22 PM (0Htd1)

255 La Marseillaise Is a very bloody song. If you know enough French you know. They even have a children’s version that they teach to little kids. They learn the original when they are older. Still the singing of La Marseillaise in Ric’s Cafe is a very stirring scene in Casablanca: it’s why they shut down Ric’s, you know, due to gambling. “Your winnings, sir,” “Thank you”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

256 I will find you. And I will kick your asses.

Get
Up
Off
The
Floor.

If you can’t you’re in a LOT of trouble. Learn you can do it before you need to.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:19 PM (Wh2D7)

Else the Bacon Wenches at the TXMOME will point at you and state loudly, "No bacon for you.!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 11:22 PM (wVcYX)

257 >>My aunt had one of those massive Ford station wagons

>>the cargo area behind the 2nd row had floor panels that would fold out and make 2 small bench seats facing each other.

>>the faux wood panels on the sides
I miss giant American cars

We had one of those. We had a couple different Griswold family trucksters, faux wood paneling of course, including a Pontiac Bonneville 455 which I eventually inherited when it was well into beater territory.

I could pack 6 guys, 8 in a pinch, and enough gear to last us a weekend on Cape Cod among other road trips. Great car. Like driving a battleship but damn we had fun with that beast.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 11:23 PM (viF8m)

258 I will personally come and kick your ass of you don’t.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:00 PM (7KluB)


Oooooo!!!
You're place or mine???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 11:02 PM (2WIwB)

I will never understand men's penchant for masochism.

Posted by: pookysgirl has been told that she's cute when she's angry at July 14, 2026 11:23 PM (cibwl)

259
A cool thing when we took road trips was stopping somewhere to have a picnic. Parents did not have the money to stop and eat at a restaurant. There weren't fast food places back in the olden days.

It used to be safe to pull over where there were picnic tables to picnic and kids could run around.

Posted by: four seasons at July 14, 2026 11:24 PM (/QHx4)

260 TxAnn

When I was in HS, I once asked my young woman French teacher if she could translate a line in a book I was reading-- something De Gaulle said to Gen. Massu, upon greeting him at the airport.

My French teacher said she couldn't translate. Odd, So I took it to the German teacher. He laughed.

"Alors Massu. Toujours con?"

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:24 PM (RCjYY)

261 nurse, I think AOP and I spend some time most days getting under and out from under cars. The vehicle just over your head adds a degree of difficulty!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:22 PM (Jr+re)


I hope you roll out from beneath it before you try to get up!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

262 I am at my most limber when I wake up with a leg cramp.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Ain't THAT the truth! BTDT, hate it.

Calf cramp so strong I can barely straighten it out; need to apply full weight on heel, sometimes requires a bit of bouncing to accomplish. Fortunately, these happen rarely.

Posted by: JQ at July 14, 2026 11:25 PM (rdVOm)

263 Could they handle being rammed by a Bison?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
---

Depends on your definition of handle.
You would survive. You would be able to drive away. You would pay the body shop a shit ton of money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 11:25 PM (J7HCx)

264 I will never understand men's penchant for masochism.
Posted by: pookysgirl


Chicks dig scars?

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)

265 I hope you roll out from beneath it before you try to get up!


Sliiiide out!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:25 PM (Jr+re)

266 nurse, I think AOP and I spend some time most days getting under and out from under cars. The vehicle just over your head adds a degree of difficulty!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:22 PM (Jr+re)

I'm not on the ground, or floor, every day, but those days when I have to get down there once, it's usually several times.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 11:25 PM (1z8ji)

267 255 Nemo

Yes, a brilliant scene.

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:26 PM (RCjYY)

268 I did not have a harness in the car or on a leash as a child. Pretty weird the leash was good for a 10yr old! My sons would have bit through the leash like little pit bulls. What on earth?

Instead I had an ejector car seat with a plastic steering wheel. I also used to stand in the back of my mother's red Pontiac convertible and at stop lights warn others that my mother was driving and to get out of the way (I was said to be 2yrs old). My parents did not care if I was ejected.

My husband (same age) was a wicked toddler who would rock his crib to the dresser and climb down and apparently wake everyone. There was some sort of straight jacket for toddler's cribs and his horrible parents used one on him. In spite of them he's the best of the litter in all ways.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2026 11:26 PM (hzuYO)

269 Get yourself on your hands and knees. Pick one leg, whichever is your stronger and better balance leg and move from your knee to your foot. Put the hand on the side of that leg on your knee and support yourself with your foot and the opposite hand that is still on the floor. Then move your other leg from your knee to your foot so now you are crouching on both feet. Then stand up.

Practice that a few times a day until it become second nature.
Posted by: JackStraw


Just tried this. Much easier than I thought it would be!

THANK YOU, JackStraw!!!

Posted by: JQ at July 14, 2026 11:27 PM (rdVOm)

270 That lovely girl shows you do not need bodacious ta-ta's to be gorgeous and equally how personality goes a much longer way than many will admit

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 11:27 PM (vE0+H)

271 I'm not on the ground, or floor, every day, but those days when I have to get down there once, it's usually several times.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


When she is, how you say, in the mood, it is a trial, no?

Posted by: Paolo at July 14, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)

272 Calf cramp so strong I can barely straighten it out; need to apply full weight on heel, sometimes requires a bit of bouncing to accomplish. Fortunately, these happen rarely.
Posted by: JQ

Magnesium oil

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:27 PM (D5/Cc)

273 Good evening, Horde. Thanks for the ONT, Disco.

Posted by: scampydog at July 14, 2026 11:28 PM (41CYW)

274
Meh.

Maybe when they're done celebrating their underwhelming, symbolic little jailbreak they can all go ahead and ritualistically burn themselves in a nationwide auto-da-fé as an act of contrition for their excesses in the Vendeé.

Might as well celebrate the salient point of the Revolution, after all.

They can go ahead and fuel the pyre with all existing copies of the sheet music for the Marsellaise, for good measure. Their subsequent insults against and G-d and man alike in the modern era and their pitiful submission to Islam warrant the execration of their national memory.

*spits*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 11:28 PM (BI5O2)

275 The growing trend on youtube is younger generation know-it-alls making fun of Generation X. There was one the other day where this nose ringed, long haired, eyebrow pierced genius was making fun of Generation X for being too stupid to have anything other than maps for directions. I got blocked for my comment:

"Hi there Mr. Pin Cushion. Let's have a history lesson. GPS was invented by the Dept. of Defense in...(drum roll)...1973 by everyone's favorite, Generation X. We did so with your generation in mind. You guys have a tendency to get lost coming up the basement stairs to get to you parent's kitchen. Generation X, also, invented child-proof bottle tops with your generation in mind. Although, for entertainment purposes, we didn't put them on the Tide Pod containers. We wanted to see what your generation would do. You didn't disappoint.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 11:29 PM (dIske)

276 >>A cool thing when we took road trips was stopping somewhere to have a picnic. Parents did not have the money to stop and eat at a restaurant. There weren't fast food places back in the olden days.

We always did that. It wasn't just a money thing, we loved it. Rest areas used to be a lot nicer and we would drive to places like the Adirondacks or the coast for family trips. The whole point was to be outside and see the area. We would look for a place with a nice view and stop and have a picnic lunch. It was part of the trip.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 11:29 PM (viF8m)

277 "Alors Massu. Toujours con?"
Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:24 PM (RCjYY)


Quelle connerie! That’s a word that the French a lot more than we English speakers do with the equivalent English word. They use it so much that it’s no more offensive than saying $h!t in English.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

278 1968 Firebird. My first car. Got it in 1973. Loved that car. (It had seat belts). Didn't like the color so I had it painted candy apple red. Kept it for five years. My oldest brother bought it from me. So I upgraded to a 1975 red Firebird. Lot of good times back then. But you get older and worry a lot more and life gets more serious. Fun gets put on back burner.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 11:31 PM (IY9No)

279 I have slept on the floor for decades. I just can't sleep in a bed. I get daily practice getting up off the floor.

Posted by: 496 at July 14, 2026 11:31 PM (Ehi8B)

280 "Alors Massu. Toujours con?"
Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:24 PM (RCjYY)

C’est drole! 😁 (I don’t know how to put the accent circumflex over the o). Je suis technologically challenged.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 14, 2026 11:32 PM (SjAWL)

281 Chicks dig scars?

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)

Not really. When we were dating and Pooky told me that he had a burn mark on his backside from falling asleep too close to a space heater when he was three, I should've taken that as my cue to run.

Posted by: pookysgirl failed her Wisdom check there at July 14, 2026 11:32 PM (cibwl)

282 >>THANK YOU, JackStraw!!!

You're very welcome but don't thank me. Thank my awesome PT guy. My parts don't bend like they used to and he showed me that and it made it so much easier.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 11:32 PM (viF8m)

283 ô

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 11:32 PM (BI5O2)

284 Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 11:29 PM (dIske)

Awesome response. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 11:33 PM (wVcYX)

285 It used to be safe to pull over where there were picnic tables to picnic and kids could run around.

Many rest stops along the highways are still very nice and seem safe. Others not so much. A couple of years ago I happened to be driving east from El Paso on I10 and the sun came up in an absolutely beautiful sunrise in the middle of nowhere in Texas just as I came upon a rest stop. I pulled over and the ground was covered in trash. I quickly got my photo and left, a little worried about running over something that might puncture a tire.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 14, 2026 11:33 PM (kYmoU)

286 I got blocked for my comment:

"Hi there Mr. Pin Cushion. Let's have a history lesson. GPS was invented by the Dept. of Defense in...(drum roll)...1973 by everyone's favorite, Generation X.


See, you got blocked for saying "by" rather than "during."

Unless GPS was invented by an eight-year-old.

Posted by: mikeski of Generation X at July 14, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

287 Evenin’, again, All.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 11:34 PM (77rzZ)

288 Posted by: pookysgirl failed her Wisdom check there

I laughed!

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 11:34 PM (VHUov)

289 Gotta quit for the evening. Thanks again for the ONT, Doof and thanks to all the horde for entertainment and knowledge!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:35 PM (Jr+re)

290 Wake up calf crap or anytime. Sciatic nerve.
Isometric exercise. Visualize and do. Pull the navel to the spine as close as possible, tighten, hold for 10. Repeat ten times. Do it before arising in the morning. It also helps to draw the knees up before beginning. Do it while driving. While walking is advanced.

While driving hold the wheel at 3 & 9 pressing hands toward each other then do the isometric.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 11:35 PM (J7HCx)

291 Thanks Jack Straw, that was more or less how I got back up. Good to know I’m doing it right.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

292 280 TxAnn

I don't either. I can't even put the little accent mark in Spanish.

Please don't explain how to do it, Horde. Like trying to teach a pig to sing.

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:36 PM (RCjYY)

293 I will never understand men's penchant for masochism.

Posted by: pookysgirl has been told that she's cute when she's angry at July 14, 2026 11:23 PM (cibwl)

So... I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

It's mostly not appropriate for men to talk about the things they really like and want to do so "beat me up mommy" works as something of a publicly acceptable substitute.

This is not to say that stuff doesn't exist, it quite obviously does. But I'm saying it may appear a little more widespread and common than real statistics would indicate, and that's my guess why.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 11:36 PM (vE0+H)

294 "There was some sort of straight jacket for toddler's cribs and his horrible parents used one on him."

-------
My younger brother was awful. My folks used the harness but he kept busting out of it. They tried everything. Finally the pediatrician, with a slightly worried expression, said "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you need to secure a top on his crib." They basically made a cage. He's a great guy now though!

Posted by: 496 at July 14, 2026 11:36 PM (Ehi8B)

295 I suggested the "crib topper" (yes, it's a cage) for my escape artist daughter, but my wife was horrified, so I let it lie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 11:39 PM (BI5O2)

296 Hello.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 14, 2026 11:39 PM (CHHv1)

297 >>They basically made a cage. He's a great guy now though!

Well he's just an excitable boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 11:40 PM (viF8m)

298 Hurts so good.
Sometimes love don't feel like it should.
You make it hurt so good.

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)

299 See, you got blocked for saying "by" rather than "during."

Unless GPS was invented by an eight-year-old.
Posted by: mikeski of Generation X at July 14, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

________________________________

I'm generation x....I was stringing tennis racquets in a family owned pro shop since I was seven. I paid taxes...that makes me a contributor to the defense fund. I therebye make claim that Generation X was included in invention of GPS.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 11:41 PM (dIske)

300 212 And ships are well advised to steer clear as the wreck contains some 1,400 tonnes of explosives aboard that have never been removed.
Now the British are going forward with a daft scheme...
Posted by: Anna Puma
Give 'em all a map with "hic sunt kaboomes" written on it about there.
Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)
Any bets that the first ship to hit it is a Royal Navy boomer, and it's nukes go Kaboom?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


As if no one knows what comes next.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WeaponizedKragleWH :FACT!

metalTRiUMPh
LET's GO BRANDON!
Who Wants a TACO; I sure DO!
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 14, 2026 11:41 PM (VLEzb)

301 Seriously.

If you can get from your back or side to all fours, you can get up.

Ask you PT or OT to show you. It’s not necessarily strength. It’s technique. You can do it. Learn how. Before you need to.

Please.

And practice. Every day.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:41 PM (Xwwcf)

302 TxAnn -

On an iPhone or iPad you just hold the letter down until a pop-up menu appears showing the options: c’est drôle! One problem is that autocucumber wants you to write in English not some other language.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

303 What, pigs can’t sing? Well, let me treat you to my rendition of the Queen of the Night’s Aria from The Magic Flute.
— A. Ziffel

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 11:42 PM (77rzZ)

304 Generation X, also, invented child-proof bottle tops with your generation in mind. Although, for entertainment purposes, we didn't put them on the Tide Pod containers. We wanted to see what your generation would do. You didn't disappoint.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 11:29 PM (dIske)
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There was a recent study, presented here, showing the great similarities between Boomers, Gen X and Gen Z.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 11:44 PM (J7HCx)

305 La la la la!

Posted by: Babe at July 14, 2026 11:45 PM (wVcYX)

306 303 Bulg

Really an astonishing song!

Nancy Sinatra wouldn't be able to handle that one.

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 11:45 PM (RCjYY)

307 Every one of you bastards over the age of 29 shoul d practice getting up from the floor DAILY. SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.


Will we have exercise periods at the TxMoMe? With potential ass-kickings?
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 14, 2026 11:01 PM (Jr+re)

Mandatory PT sessions, I fear.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 11:14 PM (wVcYX)

***

And knock out 20 while you're down there!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 11:46 PM (2WIwB)

308
Hi Beckoning and Robert!

Posted by: four seasons at July 14, 2026 11:47 PM (/QHx4)

309 One problem is that autocucumber wants you to write in English not some other language.

In settings there is a Languages and Regions section where you can choose your preferred languages. It will still try to guess what language you’re trying to use, but it will be correct more often.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 14, 2026 11:48 PM (kYmoU)

310
>>A cool thing when we took road trips was stopping somewhere to have a picnic. Parents did not have the money to stop and eat at a restaurant. There weren't fast food places back in the olden days.

Sam here. Remember roadside tables?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++)

311 great similarities between Boomers, Gen X and Gen Z.
_-_
Fits with my experience. I see bigger differences of urban/rural, ethnicity, religion.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 14, 2026 11:48 PM (ehoYw)

312 I also wanted to build a baby-minder in our living room, but again, the wife overruled me.

That one I actually argued about, though.

She was right about the crib-cage; my daughter would have been super pissed off about that. But I think she would have enjoyed the baby-minder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 11:49 PM (BI5O2)

313
Bertram,

Those were the best.

Posted by: four seasons at July 14, 2026 11:49 PM (/QHx4)

314 We would look for a place with a nice view and stop and have a picnic lunch. It was part of the trip.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 11:29 PM (viF8m)

The highlight of the annual pilgrimage to my grandmother’s house in Mobile was the mileage countdown to the next Stuckeys. And they always had one on each side of I10. Sigh…..good times.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 14, 2026 11:49 PM (SjAWL)

315 Russia ceased supporting Cuba a long time ago. Why would they give (or sell) the Cubans drones?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 11:10 PM (1z8ji)


I suspect the Colombian news is about as good as the US news.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 11:50 PM (rbvCR)

316 On road trips mom would get the cheese in a can and slim Jim’s and let us drink pop.

Rest stops were AWESOME!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:50 PM (ApcYo)

317 307 Uh oh. I fear that Piper’s agents have infiltrated the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 11:51 PM (77rzZ)

318 @308 Hello four seasons. RtC is doing fine. He says "Hi" in his inimitable way. Sorry about the claws.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 14, 2026 11:51 PM (CHHv1)

319
Lol Beckoning

Posted by: four seasons at July 14, 2026 11:51 PM (/QHx4)

320 Magnesium oil
Posted by: nurse ratched

I use an albuterol inhaler... found that "rinse mouth after use" means: swish vigorously, gargle, spit -- 6 to 8 times.

Would magnesium still help?

Posted by: JQ at July 14, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

321 Man I thought going to the TXMoMe would be cool but I guess I'd have to bring RtC. I'd probably die of blood loss before the first meal...but on the other hand I'm sure he'd be the hit of the event. The only thing would be what I could get as an epitaph.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 14, 2026 11:55 PM (CHHv1)

322 You asked for it:

https://t.ly/O8xwP

The aria starts about 44 seconds in.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:56 PM (ZVgZ4)

323 AAAAAAaannnnd… so much for Tuesday. Thank you, Almighty Creator. Let's do it again tomorrow.

I was going to get something by Zappa, but ran across some old Dead, so, I figured, wth. I had more than a touch of gray already when this came out. Nothing but gray, now.

https://youtu.be/80USYpvvF1M

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the road to Wednesday at July 14, 2026 11:57 PM (ci8WY)

324 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

Damn, I just tested it on a faux email and it worked. I swear, this place is a veritable cornucopia of knowledge.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 14, 2026 11:57 PM (SjAWL)

325 If you can’t you’re in a LOT of trouble. Learn you can do it before you need to.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:19 PM (Wh2D7)


When I broke my right shoulder and buggered up my right knee in a fall, I spent about a month unable to get down onto the floor or back up off it, and I lived worried I would tumble and then roll around on the floor like a crushed bug. It is a humbling feeling.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 11:58 PM (rbvCR)

326 Like I tell the younger people "it ain't no fun getting old".
If it's not one thing it will be something else.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 11:58 PM (IY9No)

327 Something happening at VMI.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 14, 2026 11:59 PM (nwXuw)

328 Man I thought going to the TXMoMe would be cool but I guess I'd have to bring RtC. I'd probably die of blood loss before the first meal...but on the other hand I'm sure he'd be the hit of the event. The only thing would be what I could get as an epitaph.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 14, 2026 11:55 PM (CHHv1)

BC 0, RtC 1

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 14, 2026 11:59 PM (qx7Zg)

329 My albuterol inhaler has no instructions about rinsing after use. I don’t use it that often, so it may not matter.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 11:59 PM (ZVgZ4)

330 JQ

Magnesium oil is for topical application only. FO NOT TAKE ORALLY!

Apply magnesium oil to the bottom of your feet before bed. It helps with sleep and lower leg cramping.

Wash your hands after application so you don’t inadvertently rub your eyes during sleep. It helps me.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 11:59 PM (GI9/m)

331 324 Of course, by “cornucopia of knowledge,” you mean “endless source of boob talk.”

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 12:00 AM (77rzZ)

332 >>The highlight of the annual pilgrimage to my grandmother’s house in Mobile was the mileage countdown to the next Stuckeys. And they always had one on each side of I10. Sigh…..good times.

My grandfather was a professor but also did consulting with various industries but he hated to fly. So he was a big road trip guy and he and my grandmother loved taking me and sister along. We drove to Florida a couple times which was a big deal back then and that's when I got introduced to Stuckey's. Whoa. Also saw my first and last Sambo's in Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 12:00 AM (viF8m)

333 Something happening at VMI.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 14, 2026 11:59 PM (nwXuw)


Well, we’re waiting.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:00 AM (ZVgZ4)

334 I swear, this place is a veritable cornucopia of knowledge.
Posted by: TxAnn


And well over half of it is correct!

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 12:02 AM (VHUov)

335 322

Un bel di vedremo

I always preferred the Bette Midler version to Marie Osmond's.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 12:02 AM (RCjYY)

336 I had my first Mountain Dew sody-pop on a family vacation trip to the Outer Banks. The old-timey can with the hillbilly character.

"It'll tickle your innards".

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 12:02 AM (wVcYX)

337 331 324 Of course, by “cornucopia of knowledge,” you mean “endless source of boob talk.”
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 12:00 AM
+++++++

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 15, 2026 12:03 AM (2Ez/1)

338 Generation X invented GPS while 8 years old or less in 1973?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 12:03 AM (nwXuw)

339 New Women's Athletics Guidelines Crack Down On 'Sexualizing' Camera Angles
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Welp, there goes the viewership.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:04 AM (J7HCx)

340 324 Of course, by “cornucopia of knowledge,” you mean “endless source of boob talk.”
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 12:00 AM (77rzZ)

Naturally. Occasionally augmented, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 12:04 AM (wVcYX)

341 Ciao, tutti!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 15, 2026 12:05 AM (kYmoU)

342
Have ya'll seen on Fox about people checking into the Airbnb rental and there is a photo on the wall of their family?

It is creepy.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:06 AM (/QHx4)

343 Details scant. Armed man. Washingron & Lee also. Seek shelter. Shelter in place. About an hour ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 12:07 AM (nwXuw)

344 Thanks, nurse! I'm good as long as I rinse thoroughly.

Cramps are very rare anymore.

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)

345 @328 sounds reasonable. And easy to carve.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2026 12:08 AM (CHHv1)

346 In settings there is a Languages and Regions section where you can choose your preferred languages. It will still try to guess what language you’re trying to use, but it will be correct more often.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 14, 2026 11:48 PM (kYmoU)


I am not so committed to French that I want change my preferred language: it’s just that if you try to type French on the fly with English as your preferred language, you’ll need to check every word to see that it hasn’t “corrected” it to the closest English equivalent. Interestingly, c’est drôle passes autocucumber muster with no changes. Must be used often enough in English to be accepted.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:08 AM (ZVgZ4)

347 I had a dachshund trip me on a darkened flight of stairs. Busted my tailbone really bad and more-or-less ruined my left thumb forever.

I had to just kind of weeble-wobble back and forth like a flipped turtle until I could get on all fours and crawl back upstairs, since I was alone in the house.

Got myself to the freezer in the kitchen and hauled myself up to where I could grab some ice and whiskey. After a couple hours of ice and whiskey, I got to standing with the help of the counter and some shelves, splinted the thumb with chopsticks and duct tape, retrieved the phone and called my girlfriend for help.

At the end of it, I felt more sorry for poor Sancho than myself. You never saw a more pathetic dog in your life. He thought he killed me and just stood there crying the whole time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:08 AM (BI5O2)

348 Goodnight morons.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 12:09 AM (viF8m)

349 Israeli Officials Try To Push US Refueling Tankers Out Of Ben Gurion Airport Amid Disruptions
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Read this about a month ago too. Speculating it's a bunch of liberals who want to bend over for Hamas.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:09 AM (J7HCx)

350
Oh, the car.

My car broke down in Balmorhea, TX and there was no fixing it within 100 miles. The AAA guy took about four hours to get there. He offered to buy it from me and tow me to El Paso, where I could fly the rest of the way home.

It was mebbe a 3-hour drive. I get in the cab with him and I hear "Hello!" His wife was in the back, with -- a little girl. Then another little girl rolled out of nowhere. Then a third hopped out of nowhere else. Not in many years have I seen kids hop, fly, lie down, dance, bounce around, and defy gravity inside a moving vehicle the way those kids did. Every now and then the dad would stretch his arm back and snap his fingers very emphatically, they'd calm down for 30 seconds and start flying around again. Funniest jumble of a ride I ever had. I had fun talking to those people.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:09 AM (mmrXZ)

351 Russia ceased supporting Cuba a long time ago. Why would they give (or sell) the Cubans drones?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 11:10 PM (1z8ji)


Easy to buy and build.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 12:09 AM (2WIwB)

352 Publius, if your mother wants you to be there, it is actually a violation of her patient rights for the facility to make you leave. The exception is if she has a roommate, you would need to step out of the room for the roommate's privacy during personal care.

Posted by: Frankie at July 15, 2026 12:10 AM (S+pqy)

353 AOP, the Colombian cartels in the North East are using commercial quad-drones to carry and drop mortar bombs on each other during their fights now. They either detonate on the roofs or go through the light metal roofing in some of the slums they are fighting over

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 12:10 AM (rbvCR)

354
That's quite an image of the storming of the Bastille. I'm sure it was mentioned somewhere upthread that there were, like, 4 people detained there at the time, and 2 of them were insane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:10 AM (mmrXZ)

355 Uh oh. I fear that Piper’s agents have infiltrated the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 11:51 PM (77rzZ)


Don't be silly, cats can't type

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 12:11 AM (rbvCR)

356 And knock out 20 while you're down there!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 11:46 PM (2WIwB)

But sir, there are 24 cans in a pack of beer. What do I do with the other 4?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 15, 2026 12:11 AM (SQkDW)

357 I am not so committed to French that I want change my preferred language

You don’t have to change it. Just add it. You can have multiple preferred languages.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 15, 2026 12:12 AM (kYmoU)

358 #247 - that's what dachshunds are called "the cats of the dog world."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2026 12:13 AM (CHHv1)

359 342
Have ya'll seen on Fox about people checking into the Airbnb rental and there is a photo on the wall of their family?

It is creepy.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:06 AM (/QHx4)


You mean a photo of the renters’ family. That is creepy. A picture of the owner’s family might be indiscreet, but not creepy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:13 AM (ZVgZ4)

360 F**k the French and their Revolution. What a mess that was.

Too bad Henry V died too soon.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 12:14 AM (77rzZ)

361 Thanks for the info, Stephen Price Blair.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:15 AM (ZVgZ4)

362
Nemo,

The family renting the place.

Of course more info is needed.

I have wondered if extended family is doing it. I don't know.

It is creepy no matter who responsible for doing that.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:16 AM (/QHx4)

363 Drink beer? Like a Yale man.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 12:17 AM (nwXuw)

364 Don't be silly, cats can't type
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 12:11 AM (rbvCR)


That’s what they want you to think!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:17 AM (ZVgZ4)

365 A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "One beer for me, one for you, and one for everyone who's here in the bar!" The bartender serves all the beers. After drinking his beer, the man starts to leave. "Hey! What about the bill?" "I don't have any money!"

The bartender beats the guy up and throws him out.

The following night the guy returns and makes the same order. "One beer for me, one for you, and one for everyone who's here!" The bartender thinks "He can't be that brazen. He must have money today."

So he serves beer to everyone. Again the man walks out after he's done. "Hey! What about the bill?" "I don't have any money."

The bartender beats the man up again and throws him out.

Third night. The man says: "One beer for me and one for everyone who's here in the bar." The bartender asks "What about me? Don't I get a beer?

"No. You get way too aggressive when you drink."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 12:17 AM (IG3/x)

366 >> it is actually a violation of her patient rights for the facility to make you leave.

That I didn't know. Is that some federal thing, or does it vary by state? And just what facilities does it apply to?

It seems hospitals around here can throw people out, but that's a LEO thing. I'm just wondering the details of how it all works.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 12:17 AM (iKvf9)

367 359 342
Have ya'll seen on Fox about people checking into the Airbnb rental and there is a photo on the wall of their family?

It is creepy.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:06 AM (/QHx4)

You mean a photo of the renters’ family. That is creepy. A picture of the owner’s family might be indiscreet, but not creepy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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I'd be a lot easier to see if there were a link.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:18 AM (J7HCx)

368 We have drones but they're powered by Chevy 283 cubic inch small-block V-8s.

Posted by: Cuba at July 15, 2026 12:18 AM (u/oMr)

369 With the coming rent increases, I may have to take up camping.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 12:19 AM (nwXuw)

370
It is on Fox website.

I have no clue how to do a link.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:20 AM (/QHx4)

371 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 12:17 AM (IG3/x)

That one's going in the joke bank.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:20 AM (vE0+H)

372 I'd be a lot easier to see if there were a link.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:18 AM (J7HCx)
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Forget that... foxnews also has a story on "catfish girl". I think she's real purdy.

Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 12:20 AM (ot8Q5)

373 Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:16 AM (/QHx4)

If it’s extended family, ok, that gets a pass from me. Otherwise that sounds too much like the opening scenes of a horror movie.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:21 AM (ZVgZ4)

374 Have ya'll seen on Fox about people checking into the Airbnb rental and there is a photo on the wall of their family?

It is creepy.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:06 AM (/QHx4)

I would burn it down to the bedrock.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:21 AM (S41Gd)

375 Catfish girl: https://tinyurl.com/ypm2y5tb

Posted by: 496 at July 15, 2026 12:21 AM (ot8Q5)

376 Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:20 AM (/QHx4)

Here you go, fs

https://shorturl.at/Ak8yK

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:21 AM (vE0+H)

377 @Polymarket

BREAKING: South Korean stock YouTuber reportedly stabbed by a viewer who lost money after following his investment advice
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Don't know why Kramer comes to mind.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:22 AM (J7HCx)

378 We have drones but they're powered by Chevy 283 cubic inch small-block V-8s.

Posted by: Cuba at July 15, 2026 12:18 AM (u/oMr)

And they got fuzzy dice hanging off the nose.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:22 AM (S41Gd)

379 That's quite an image of the storming of the Bastille. I'm sure it was mentioned somewhere upthread that there were, like, 4 people detained there at the time, and 2 of them were insane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:10 AM (mmrXZ)

So they weren't all leftists then

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:23 AM (vE0+H)

380
It kinda cracked me up thinking it could be a photo of the family who were not invited.

Still, it is creepy as fuck.

Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2026 12:24 AM (/QHx4)

381 der@sentdefender 3h
Footage, reportedly taken during Iranian drone and missile strikes against Kuwait earlier, shows a Shahed-136 impact. The U.S. continues to trade strikes with Iran, as targets inside Bahrain and Kuwait are now bearing the brunt of Iranian fires.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3d7d5z

Not moving that fast, looks like target practice

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:25 AM (J7HCx)

382 Tomorrow, on the way to the skeet range, I'll pick up a brand new Chinese-made clone of the Remington 870 pump shotgun, for which I paid the princely sum of 140 (one hundred forty) American dollars.

I'm not expecting much at that price, but I'm willing to be pleasantly surprised. Pleasantly being defined as it feeds, fires, and ejects with no problems. If it digests my wimpy skeet loads, I'll try running some factory buckshot through it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 12:25 AM (+EWjf)

383 > there were, like, 4 people detained there at the time, and 2 of them were insane.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 12:10 AM (mmrXZ)

Wasn't one of them the Marquis de Sade?

Who, as I recall, was promptly thrown back in prison by the new regime.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 12:25 AM (IG3/x)

384 Four seasons -

Here you go:

https://t.ly/zU7yR

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:26 AM (ZVgZ4)

385 Have ya'll seen on Fox about people checking into the Airbnb rental and there is a photo on the wall of their family?

It is creepy.
Posted by: four seasons


Not hard to do, depending on the renter's name and location.

"Bob Smith from Minneapolis?" Tough.

"Walter Abramovich III from Bemidji?" You can find him on Facebook and print out a pic pretty easy.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 12:26 AM (VHUov)

386 We have drones but they're powered by Chevy 283 cubic inch small-block V-8s.

Posted by: Cuba at July 15, 2026 12:18 AM (u/oMr)

And they got fuzzy dice hanging off the nose.
Posted by: Berserker-
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For some reason, Cuba's comment brought to mind Boss Hoss bikes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 12:26 AM (XeU6L)

387 Federal and state health officials are reportedly zeroing in on Taco Bell restaurants as a possible culprit in one of the biggest parasite outbreaks to slam the U.S. in years,
_ZH

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:26 AM (J7HCx)

388 I use to love to travel. Drove everywhere. Road trips was a common thing. Use to fly a lot too. Don't fly anymore, such a hassle. And driving is boring. I'm more content staying around here close to home. Don't need to blow money anyway. It's not like I don't have anything to do here, got plenty. It's just getting up enough gumption to do it.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2026 12:27 AM (IY9No)

389 I'm guessing the Air BnB owner finds family photos of renters on their social media, and thinks (retardedly) "printing a family photo of the renters will be a nice touch that sets me apart from other owners, and they will appreciate this."

1.) WRONG! This is creepy as all get out.

2.) This is reason # 10,000 why I don't have social media and adamantly refuse to allow my wife to post photos of the kids on hers - this weirdo was probably harmless, but many weirdos are not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:28 AM (BI5O2)

390 It seems like the airbnb story is a coincidence. It's a big aerial beach photo. These days you don't know, but maybe.

If it is, it reminds me of the true story of a bride and groom to be from like the early 2000's (I think they met in college), going through old family photos to put together for the wedding, and there was one photo from when the groom was like 4 years old, standing at Disney World, and behind him walking by were the bride's parents pushing her in a stroller.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:28 AM (vE0+H)

391 Wasn't one of them the Marquis de Sade?

Who, as I recall, was promptly thrown back in prison by the new regime.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 12:25 AM (IG3/x)


What would you do with him?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:29 AM (ZVgZ4)

392 Tomorrow, on the way to the skeet range, I'll pick up a brand new Chinese-made clone of the Remington 870 pump shotgun, for which I paid the princely sum of 140 (one hundred forty) American dollars.

I'm not expecting much at that price, but I'm willing to be pleasantly surprised. Pleasantly being defined as it feeds, fires, and ejects with no problems. If it digests my wimpy skeet loads, I'll try running some factory buckshot through it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 12:25 AM (+EWjf)

Damn, yang poon shotgun. You probably should tie a string to the trigger for the first 100 rounds.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:30 AM (S41Gd)

393 @i_vanesov

Watch us land one of our drone-boats inside a moving US Navy warship during RIMPAC. This world-first resupply mission was performed completely autonomously using a Splash Industries Typhoon USV

https://tinyurl.com/4vxuztnn

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:30 AM (J7HCx)

394 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:26 AM (J7HCx)

I don't know why I get the feeling that the Taco Bell thing is a cover for something else. It just seems too "perfect" and will throw everyone off the scent of what actually occurred. Then again maybe Occam's razor really does apply for once.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:31 AM (vE0+H)

395 If you buy a Chinesium 870, I expect you'll find your issues once you tear down, clean and reassemble it. I'm betting the weak point will be the slide rails for the pump. They can be a bit finicky when milled from American steel by skilled people, so slave-built models made from backyard pit forged pot metal will likely be a problem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:33 AM (BI5O2)

396 For some reason, Cuba's comment brought to mind Boss Hoss bikes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2026 12:26 AM (XeU6L)


Hmm, no clue why. They are all American iron. I saw one with a hemi and a blower. How much of a death wish do you need to ride that?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:33 AM (S41Gd)

397 > What would you do with him?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:29 AM (ZVgZ4)

He was a forcible rapist in real life, and they had a guillotine just sitting there....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 12:33 AM (IG3/x)

398 Getting sleepy here. Going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 12:34 AM (1z8ji)

399
God, this is chair is terrible. I'd think I'd pay them money for it just to destroy it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 12:34 AM (iKvf9)

400
Bastille patrons:

4 men accused of forgery
2 men who were mentally ill
1 aristocrat, Comte de Solages, who had been imprisoned at his family's request

The Marquis de Sade had been transferred out about 10 days earlier. He'd made his cell into a hotel room.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 12:34 AM (mmrXZ)

401 Guillotines cut down on appeals.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 12:35 AM (nwXuw)

402 If you buy a Chinesium 870, I expect you'll find your issues once you tear down, clean and reassemble it. I'm betting the weak point will be the slide rails for the pump. They can be a bit finicky when milled from American steel by skilled people, so slave-built models made from backyard pit forged pot metal will likely be a problem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:33 AM (BI5O2)

Not to mention assembled by a dude sitting on a jungle floor, wearing a diaper on his head, and holding it with his feet as he assembles it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:35 AM (S41Gd)

403 Damn, yang poon shotgun. You probably should tie a string to the trigger for the first 100 rounds.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:30 AM (S41Gd)

I am definitely going to inspect the barrel and make sure the hole for the bore goes all the way through.

But then, I do that for new Rugers too.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 12:36 AM (+EWjf)

404 You can find him on Facebook and print out a pic pretty easy.
Posted by: mikeski


Nevermind, now that I see the article. Because:

It's a big aerial beach photo.
Posted by: ...


Yup. They were at that beach 10 years ago when someone took a photo of the whole beach. Few dozen people in it. Not really a "photo of their family."

Weirdly coincidental, but if you keep going back there to vacation.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 12:37 AM (VHUov)

405 Guillotines cut down on appeals.
Posted by: Boss Moss


And necks, but mostly appeals.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 12:38 AM (VHUov)

406
2.) This is reason # 10,000 why I don't have social media and adamantly refuse to allow my wife to post photos of the kids on hers - this weirdo was probably harmless, but many weirdos are not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Agree 100%
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The wall photo is an aerial photo so the chance that the owner was able to pick out, from a random photo selection, that family, from a different time is slim.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:38 AM (J7HCx)

407 If it is, it reminds me of the true story of a bride and groom to be from like the early 2000's (I think they met in college), going through old family photos to put together for the wedding, and there was one photo from when the groom was like 4 years old, standing at Disney World, and behind him walking by were the bride's parents pushing her in a stroller.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:28 AM (vE0+H)


That sounds like fate, or God’s Providence. I know that after I met my wife in science fiction circles in New Orleans in 1991, I had already seen her from the Masquerade at NolaCon II, the 46th World Science Fiction Convention, held in New Orleans in 1988. She was in a group display with several of her friends. I actually saw her backstage as I was helping a friend photograph the costumes. Didn’t meet her till 1991 when we were introduced by a mutual friend at the wedding of a Marine Captain who was also a science fiction fan and a mutual friend, just not the one who did the introductions.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:40 AM (ZVgZ4)

408 Social Media is so 2007.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 15, 2026 12:40 AM (nwXuw)

409 And should add, glad to hear Grammie Winger is doing better.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2026 12:41 AM (CHHv1)

410 it reminds me of the true story of a bride and groom to be from like the early 2000's (I think they met in college), going through old family photos to put together for the wedding, and there was one photo from when the groom was like 4 years old, standing at Disney World, and behind him walking by were the bride's parents pushing her in a stroller.
Posted by: ...


Maybe there is something to that Asian "red string of fate" theory.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 12:41 AM (VHUov)

411 253 204 One of the Colombian news outlets, NTN24, says that Cuba has at least 300 Russian drones capable of reaching the US.

So there is always something

Posted by: Kindltot

Are the Cubans really stupid? Cause launching drones at the US would be like picking a fight with an NFL front four at a bar.

Posted by: Azjaeger at July 15, 2026 12:41 AM (3/XaG)

412 The wall photo is an aerial photo so the chance that the owner was able to pick out, from a random photo selection, that family, from a different time is slim.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:38 AM (J7HCx)

And it's more than likely not AI because the family says they are their swimming suits. So it's not like their likeness was taken and thrown into a random picture. What's really odd is they looked and noticed themselves in it.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:43 AM (vE0+H)

413 Trump says bridges and power plants next, if no deal reached soon.

But, is there anything the IRGC won't tolerate? As long as they keep control?

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 12:43 AM (RCjYY)

414
But, is there anything the IRGC won't tolerate?

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 12:43 AM (RCjYY)

A five year old stealing an apple and keeping both his hands?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:46 AM (vE0+H)

415 I think Dr. Guillotine came up with his invention a little later, not on the first day of the French Revolution, which is what the Storming of the Bastille was.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 12:46 AM (aOqrc)

416 Not to mention assembled by a dude sitting on a jungle floor, wearing a diaper on his head, and holding it with his feet as he assembles it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:35 AM (S41Gd)

I watched some Pakistanis making .30 Mauser pistol ammo. When it was time to charge the primed cases with powder, the worker (who was sitting on the floor) placed a bunch of them mouth-up in a tray, poured powder over the cases, struck off the excess with a straight-edge, and handed the tray off to the next guy.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 12:46 AM (+EWjf)

417 I'm out. I think I actually have to work tomorrow. Fuck

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:46 AM (vE0+H)

418 I'm taking my family on a business trip to Orlando this fall. They will enjoy the fabulous resort hotel and theme parks while I engage in thankless toil.

But now I have to analyze their photos for boys who will potentially stalk my baby in the hopes of getting more theme park vacations in the future. Great. Just great.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:47 AM (BI5O2)

419 Always wondered why Montrose didn't make it bigger.

Bad Motorscooter
Rock Candy
Rock the Nation (above)

Damn. Those were some songs. I guess it was like the proto-VH, except Dave kept it more interesting with his more diverse tastes in music.

Sounds like you could have a prick measuring contest between Ronnie Montrose and Ritchie Blackmore.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 12:47 AM (ikSmX)

420 If it is, it reminds me of the true story of a bride and groom to be from like the early 2000's (I think they met in college), going through old family photos to put together for the wedding, and there was one photo from when the groom was like 4 years old, standing at Disney World, and behind him walking by were the bride's parents pushing her in a stroller.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 12:28 AM (vE0+H)


My brother and his wife were born 3 days apart in the same year, and in the same hospital. My mother and her mother were in the hospital at the same time. No sure at this point my brother would call it God's providence, but something more malevolent, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:48 AM (S41Gd)

421 US Supports Iraq-Syria Oil Pipeline To Erode Tehran's Hormuz Leverage

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:48 AM (J7HCx)

422 I watched some Pakistanis making .30 Mauser pistol ammo. When it was time to charge the primed cases with powder, the worker (who was sitting on the floor) placed a bunch of them mouth-up in a tray, poured powder over the cases, struck off the excess with a straight-edge, and handed the tray off to the next guy.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 12:46 AM (+EWjf)

I can totally see that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 12:50 AM (S41Gd)

423 Jack Smith's Team Spied On 44 Lawmakers' Texts, Built A Case On Them, And Misled Congress:
_Grassley
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We're waiting for some action, we've heard all the talk we care to hear. We want to see some convictions and jail time sentences.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:50 AM (J7HCx)

424 BREAKING: South Korean stock YouTuber reportedly stabbed by a viewer who lost money after following his investment advice
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Don't know why Kramer comes to mind.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:22 AM (J7HCx)
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"You think these hands have been soaking in diswashing liquid??!!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 12:51 AM (ikSmX)

425 Erode when? In 2031?

The American public is already sick of the war, and the DEMs know that. That's why they blocked the Defense Authorization bill today.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 12:52 AM (RCjYY)

426 I figured the bride and groom photo album story was going to be something like "the man in the picture was their own grandpa!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 15, 2026 12:53 AM (+EWjf)

427 We want to see some convictions and jail time sentences.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 12:50 AM (J7HCx)

I want to see George Patto come back to life and personally deliver a giant Publisher's Clearing House check to my front door, redeemable for a lifetime supply of Pappy Van Winkle.

Let's see which happens first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 12:54 AM (BI5O2)

428 Ah, forgot Space Station #9.

Also a banger Montrose track. And Sammy belts them out like a boss.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 12:56 AM (ikSmX)

429 The democrats need another Maximilian Robespierre. In 1969 the black panther party announced it would follow police around with armed black panthers to protect black men from getting shot by the police. The democrat establishment joined with gov. 666 who signed the first major gun law in calif. even though bed time for bonzo ran on protecting the 2nd. amendment.

Posted by: raimondo at July 15, 2026 12:58 AM (czyz5)

430
350
Oh, the car.

My car broke down in Balmorhea, TX and there was no fixing it within 100 miles. The AAA guy took about four hours to get there. He offered to buy it from me and tow me to El Paso, where I could fly the rest of the way home.”

Balmorhea! We stopped there once to go to the famous swimming area. Well worth it! The best swimming pool in the absolute middle of nowhere you’ll ever find. Like 2 huge swimming pools joined together at right angles except it’s 25 feet deep and at the bottom there’s a river bed with boulders and aquatic plants and fish. People bring scuba gear to go down into it.

But you’re right , it is a long way from anywhere! Real close to that “Y” where I-20 and I-10 join up (if you’re headed west)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 12:58 AM (wLnmp)

431 A surprising number of people who marry turn out to be too closely related due to blind adoptions where one child is given up, but not the later child. This is also a problem in places that are too closely bred. In my county, when two young people start dating, the mothers quickly figure out how closely related the youngsters are so they can quell it if need be.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 01:01 AM (aOqrc)

432
I was just watching a replay of the Soyuz MS-29 launch, crew replacement to the ISS earlier. I think they've docked as well, and I'll fast forward through that replay.

Anyway, the Korolev Cross is indeed a pretty cool thing to see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 01:02 AM (iKvf9)

433 Re: Bands that should have been bigger... Budgie
Posted by: Taft

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtBzsblzkys
Budgie & Judas Priest - Running from My Soul (1974)

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 15, 2026 01:03 AM (DZ9Lv)

434 I should watch Seinfeld. Apparently the show contains much wisdom.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2026 01:07 AM (CHHv1)

435
425 Erode when? In 2031?

The American public is already sick of the war, and the DEMs know that. That's why they blocked the Defense Authorization bill today.
Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 12:52 AM (RCjYY)

Not quite true. The public was sick of high gas prices, because that affects them personally. But most don’t give a shit one way or the other about the actual war.

Which is the primary reason I have been advocating, do whatever we can to have full control of shipping through the straits. The rest of the country can go hang as long as we control that COMPLETELY.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 01:07 AM (wLnmp)

436 I was hoping for exactly that mystery click, Doof. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 01:07 AM (pKv0r)

437 Ooh, il n'y a pas de pain, laissez-les manger du gâteau
Il n'y a pas de fin à ce qu'ils prendront
Afficher les fruits de la naissance noble
Laver le sel dans la terre
Mais ils marchent pour le jour de la Bastille
La guillotine réclamera son prix sanglant
Libérez les donjons des innocents
Eh bien, le roi doit s'agenouiller pour laisser son royaume s'élever

Posted by: Prof Neil E Peart at July 15, 2026 01:09 AM (pKv0r)

438 Velours taché de sang, dentelle sale
Peur nue sur chaque visage
Voyez-les incliner la tête pour mourir
Comme nous nous inclinions quand ils sont passés
Et ils marchent pour le jour de la Bastille
La guillotine réclamera son prix sanglant
Chantez, ou chœurs de cacophonie
Eh bien, le roi s'est agenouillé pour laisser son royaume s'élever
Leçons enseignées mais jamais apprises
Tout autour de nous, la colère brûle
Guider l'avenir par le passé
Il y a longtemps, le moule a été coulé
Car ils ont marché vers le jour de la Bastille
La guillotine a remporté son prix sanglant
Entendre les échos des siècles
Eh bien, le pouvoir n'est pas tout ce que l'argent achète

Posted by: Prof Neil E Peart at July 15, 2026 01:09 AM (pKv0r)

439 raimondo is drunk again. He needs an intervention, I think.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 01:11 AM (pKv0r)

440 I should watch Seinfeld. Apparently the show contains much wisdom.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2026 01:07 AM (CHHv1)
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There is a Seinfeld quote for almost every occasion, I believe.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:12 AM (ikSmX)

441 Visit the Gordie Howe Bridge website for a nice land acknowledgement.

I acknowledge…not a square inch of earth wasn’t conquered by someone else at some point.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 01:14 AM (pKv0r)

442 440 I should watch Seinfeld. Apparently the show contains much wisdom.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2026 01:07 AM (CHHv1)
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There is a Seinfeld quote for almost every occasion, I believe.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:12 AM (ikSmX)
Swinefeld.

That show sucked.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 01:15 AM (pKv0r)

443 But, is there anything the IRGC won't tolerate? As long as they keep control?

Posted by: mnw
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They are getting less and less supplies. We took out a major railway bridge at the beginning of this session. The article didn't say from where but it was either NNW or E.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:16 AM (J7HCx)

444 There is a Seinfeld quote for almost every occasion, I believe.
Posted by: Axeman


I thought that was "The Simpsons."

Posted by: which was said on neither show at July 15, 2026 01:17 AM (VHUov)

445 Awake again

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 01:18 AM (Ia/+0)

446 The Cape Cod Bridges shouldn’t get federal approval until every last illegal alien is cleared out of MA.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 01:18 AM (pKv0r)

447 The American public is already sick of the war, and the DEMs know that. That's why they blocked the Defense Authorization bill today.

Posted by: mnw
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Where do you get your information?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:19 AM (J7HCx)

448 That show sucked.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 01:15 AM (pKv0r)
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NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:20 AM (ikSmX)

449 There is a story that the original news story of NY city young people going to Discos was all pretty much made up. But it started a fad nevertheless

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 01:20 AM (Ia/+0)

450
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There is a Seinfeld quote for almost every occasion, I believe.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:12 AM (ikSmX)

And no matter how down you’re feeling, you’ll always laugh when George talks about “Shrinkage”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 01:20 AM (wLnmp)

451 Where do you get your information?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:19 AM (J7HCx)

He’s sick of the war so he assumes everyone else is.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 01:21 AM (pKv0r)

452
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 12:58 AM (wLnmp

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I was stuck the entire time in this bodega that was connected to the gas Station. Not a bad place. I wandered out and found a little veterans memorial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 01:22 AM (mmrXZ)

453 That show sucked.

Posted by: Cow Demon
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Total time watching

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:24 AM (J7HCx)

454 And no matter how down you’re feeling, you’ll always laugh when George talks about “Shrinkage”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 01:20 AM (wLnmp)
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"I was in the pool!!" is one I use more often.

Also, "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

My wife and I have both exchanged "And you want to be my latex salesman?"

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 01:25 AM (ikSmX)

455 No disrespect intended toward any Morons who are from the Great State of Texas, but "Balmorhea" sounds like some kind of disease.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 01:28 AM (IG3/x)

456 I didn't get to watch Seinfeld.. it was on during my shift at the factory. Didn't own a VCR.

Haven't tried to 'catch up' since retiring. My bad, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 01:29 AM (rdVOm)

457 In 2024, the last year for which statistics are available, 68% of all births in Luxembourg were to foreign-born women. Luxembourg is just GONE.

When one imports the third world, one becomes the third world.

The corresponding figure for Germany, France, etc is appx 30%.

My source for this is a Gatestone Institute article today. In my experience, Gatestone is accurate and reliable usually.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 01:32 AM (RCjYY)

458 "They're real, and they're spectacular."

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2026 01:32 AM (jrfOX)

459 No disrespect intended toward any Morons who are from the Great State of Texas, but "Balmorhea" sounds like some kind of disease.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Is it short for "Balrog of Moria," but just spelled weird?

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 01:33 AM (VHUov)

460

No disrespect intended toward any Morons who are from the Great State of Texas, but "Balmorhea" sounds like some kind of disease.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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Think of it as being Irish. It's not, but think of it that way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 01:35 AM (mmrXZ)

461 "Balmorhea" is derived from the Spanish words "balneario" (meaning spa) and "rea" (meaning river), reflecting the area's spring-fed waters

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:36 AM (J7HCx)

462 419 I traded a guy a 1973 Les Paul Custom for Ronnie Montrose's Lab 200 full stack
Still have one of the 4x12 cabs

Posted by: MAxIE at July 15, 2026 01:36 AM (9DOTQ)

463 That was AI - Google translate says rea is area in English which makes more sense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:37 AM (J7HCx)

464 451

I'm not sick of the war, and I haven't assumed a damn thing. I support what Trump is doing, and I wish he'd done it much sooner.

Braenyard

Look at the Real Clear Politics (RCP) average of all polls. If you want to say the polls are all wrong, and the public likes the war more and more with each passing day, go for it.



Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 01:38 AM (RCjYY)

465
Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 01:32 AM

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I read that article, too. Scary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 01:39 AM (mmrXZ)

466 Piaf in technicolor singing an anthem of the Women's March on Versailles, a signficant event in French Revolution:

Le Ça Ira -

https://t.ly/bx8B5

Goes to EweTube, about 2 mins.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 01:41 AM (ZVgZ4)

467 465 Morticia

Yes, it is.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 01:41 AM (RCjYY)

468
Well, here's what my bot said:

Although Rhea is an Irish (and also Scottish) surname, Balmorhea itself is not an Irish name.
The town's name is an invented combination of the surnames of its founders and developers:
Bal — from Ernest D. Balcom
Mor — from H. R. Morrow
Rhea — from John and Joe Rhea
Together they formed Bal-Mor-Rhea, which became Balmorhea.
So the ending "-rhea" comes from the surname Rhea, which does have Irish roots in many families, but Balmorhea is a uniquely Texan place name rather than a name of Irish origin. It's pronounced BAL-muh-RAY, not "bal-mor-HEE-uh."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 01:41 AM (mmrXZ)

469 Sara Gonzales
@SaraGonzalesTX

I asked Senator Thom Tillis about his vote against the Save America act and whether it has anything to do with the money he’s receiving from industries who profit off of cheap illegal labor.

He was VERY mad about the question.

We deserve better than these America Last losers!
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What an ass, he is.

https://tinyurl.com/yxdakrtk


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:43 AM (J7HCx)

470 466 Nemo

Piaf's Marseilles is about as good as it gets too.

Want to see something spectacular?

I don't know how to do links, but you.tube Celine Dion "Hymn a l'amour" 2024 Olympics.

She starts singing at the 5 minute mark, but the first 5 minutes are the fireworks and light show, which is also worth checking out.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 01:46 AM (RCjYY)

471 Look at the Real Clear Politics (RCP) average of all polls. If you want to say the polls are all wrong, and the public likes the war more and more with each passing day, go for it.

Posted by: mnw
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Your answer to my question is polls. You form your opinion from polls.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:46 AM (J7HCx)

472 People don't likes high gas prices Iran is causing
No.one wants to get nuked that will happen if Iran has the capacity

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 01:47 AM (Ia/+0)

473
The author of that article said we have to consider when to confiscate the nukes from France and England, since they'll have Islamist governments.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 01:47 AM (mmrXZ)

474 Together they formed Bal-Mor-Rhea, which became Balmorhea.
So the ending "-rhea" comes from the surname Rhea, which does have Irish roots in many families, but Balmorhea is a uniquely Texan place name rather than a name of Irish origin. It's pronounced BAL-muh-RAY, not "bal-mor-HEE-uh."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone
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Best answer yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:50 AM (J7HCx)

475 471

Where do you get YOUR information? That the polls (all) are wrong, and that the public by and large actually supports the war?

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2026 01:51 AM (RCjYY)

476 Wiki validation the founders of Balmorhea, Tx are not an AI hallucination.

Balmorhea was platted in 1906.[5] Its founders were Ernest D. Balcom, H. R. Morrow, and John and Joe Rhea; the town's name is an amalgamation of their surnames.[6][7]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:56 AM (J7HCx)

477 475 471

Where do you get YOUR information? That the polls (all) are wrong, and that the public by and large actually supports the war?

Posted by: mnw
---

The polls predicted that Trump would lose the election.
The polls are consistently wrong.
Adding them all up, dividing them to an average
does not increase their accuracy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 01:58 AM (J7HCx)

478 473
The author of that article said we have to consider when to confiscate the nukes from France and England, since they'll have Islamist governments.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone
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Agreed but don't leave out England.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 02:00 AM (J7HCx)

479 Who answers polls anyway?

Posted by: Reforger at July 15, 2026 02:01 AM (/Hx86)

480 the town's name is an amalgamation of their surnames.
Posted by: Braenyard


Good thing they were Balcom, Morrow, and Rhea, and not something like Head, Upton, and Bottoms.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2026 02:01 AM (VHUov)

481 Together they formed Bal-Mor-Rhea, which became Balmorhea.
So the ending "-rhea" comes from the surname Rhea, which does have Irish roots in many families, but Balmorhea is a uniquely Texan place name rather than a name of Irish origin. It's pronounced BAL-muh-RAY, not "bal-mor-HEE-uh."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone


It should be mentioned that Balmorhea HS was the 2020 Division II 6 man football state champions and it probably says that on the huge sign has you entered town. If you're ever passing through, be sure to take a good look at the bright red lamp shades on the street lamps next to the ice machine.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 15, 2026 02:02 AM (/eAef)

482
Damn, do I have to go back to that pinprick of a town to catch up on the things I missed?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 02:09 AM (mmrXZ)

483 This has been such a nice nostalgic ONT, sent me off down memory lane for a while.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2026 02:10 AM (ibDUx)

484 Hi, Debby!

Yeah, good music and memories of good times.

How are you tonight?

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:16 AM (rdVOm)

485 With or Without the War, the Islamic Regime Is Going Broke: A Complete Analysis
Iran is not simply losing a war. It is losing the economic foundations that have kept the Islamic regime alive for nearly 5 decades.

https://tinyurl.com/3p3877jn

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 02:17 AM (J7HCx)

486 Such a shame that Ronnie did himself in... his works were extensive and significant. RIP.

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

487 Casablanca “La Marseillaise”:

https://t.ly/ujT7m

EweTube, about a minute and a half, doesn’t include the aftermath.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 02:20 AM (ZVgZ4)

488 JQ, I am good thanks and I hope that you are the same. It is still very hot and humid around here, I haven't been too active.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2026 02:24 AM (ibDUx)

489 Same here, Debby. It rained a little this morning & turned into steam-bath by afternoon.

Not getting much done in the yard lately, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:28 AM (rdVOm)

490 Sweet dreams Horde, I am hitting the wall.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2026 02:28 AM (ibDUx)

491 Weather-guessers predict temps 100*+ for the next week. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm)

492
Good night, Debby! JQ, how long have you been lurking?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:30 AM (mmrXZ)

493 'Night, Debby. Stay cool!

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

494 Hi, Blondie!

Been lurking on/off most of the evening... in between chores & puttering around house.

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

495 54 Auto-strap for front seat tots:

"Also use as walking harness"!?!?!?

Nobody really did that back in the day, that I knew of.
Posted by: mindful webworker - time traveler from the 1950s at July 14, 2026 10:20 PM (ci8WY)


My maternal grandmother put my mom on a tether, and she was born in.. what.. like 1945? 46? Admittedly it was considered very peculiar at the time, but many decades later she was diagnosed with ADD, once it was a thing that doctors were equipped to recognize. (And it has to be pretty severe to spot it in an adult, after they've developed a range of coping mechanisms.) It was likely a matter of simple necessity.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 02:32 AM (Sy6m/)

496 Argentina was neutral WWII. Uncle's ship was anchored off shore and so was a Nazi ship. In his book he describes the officers having supper at the same hotel as the Nazis.
Said it was tense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2026 02:32 AM (J7HCx)

497 Great discussion about the Southern Strategy in the comments of https://tinyurl.com/5n8cpm8b, linked by Sarah A. Hoyt on Instapundit. I think both sides have some truth there, but to me the % of Congress voting for the Civil Rights Act and the continuity of platforms have more weight than the interpretation or even true intentions of one person (Lee Atwater).

Posted by: frammish at July 15, 2026 02:35 AM (rcENI)

498 Mom used the harness on older bro, while she pinned up the laundry. He was a stubborn and disobedient child, she said, and was afraid he'd run out into the busy street (actually a highway!) if not restrained.

Part of me wishes she hadn't been so careful...

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:36 AM (rdVOm)

499
I'm debating at whether this chair is worse than the hard floor. I've tried both, hard to tell which is worse.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 02:42 AM (iKvf9)

500 Publius, my heart goes out to you.

Nursing home furniture is crap here, too... I usually sit on the bed next to hubby, while we watch tv.

But yeah, you probably can't/don't wish to do that there with your mom.

Bless you for *standing watch* over her!

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:47 AM (rdVOm)

501 Publius -

Put a cushion in the chair?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 15, 2026 02:47 AM (ZVgZ4)

502 Publius, maybe ask staff for a pillow? Or gel-cushion like they have for wheelchair seats?

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)

503 >> Put a cushion in the chair?

Nothing to be found. I hate to ask the staff for anything, 'cause I'm not supposed to be here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 02:51 AM (iKvf9)

504
She's asleep and the least bump or movement will wake here. No sign of her going out of her head, and she's sleeping fairly easy. A little twitching, but that was normal for her well before all this mess started.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 02:53 AM (iKvf9)

505
publius, any idea when you'll be able to get your mom out of there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 02:55 AM (mmrXZ)

506 Montrose!

youtu.be/Ts1z_Tx8aMQ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 02:56 AM (sAmhv)

507 Publius--

She's sleeping. You should be, also. You say she's doing well...

Go home. Get some rest. Would Mama want you to set yourself on fire just to keep her warm?

How can you be her advocate if you're dead tired?

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)

508 Just put some Brauschweiger in the fridge, following https://tinyurl.com/3vye6wdy for the recipe. Gotta get to sleep; giving a database talk in the morning. I'll do the final smoking step tomorrow.

I don't know why spending hours and hours making sausage is fun. It sure is a lot of work! And it makes a holy cow of dirty dishes. But my 11yo loves helping me run the Kitchen Aid grinder attachment.

My wife was away the last five days in Victoria with her mother & sisters. I had a great time taking over the cooking (for myself and the six kids): pad kee mao, pah see ew, pulled pork, kugua niurou (1/3 with kugua and 2/3 with bok choi to keep the kids happy), and beef barbacoa. But if I had to do this full time, the whole house would fall apart. Thank goodness she got home today.

The Costco here sells pork shoulders in pairs, so I'm trying to use the other one. And the liver from the last two or three half-cows that we never use. 5 pounds of shoulder for sausage and 3 for capicola. As usual with my meat projects, the capicola will be ready just in time for a fast. At least we have a few days to eat it this time. . . .

Posted by: frammish at July 15, 2026 02:58 AM (rcENI)

509 53:Michael Stanley Band - Never could break out of the Cleveland / Rust Belt straightjacket. Again, anothe band where the record label didn't back them they way the should have.
Posted by: browndog says woof



Yep! Great band!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 02:59 AM (sAmhv)

510

Well, scored a pillow! Somebody made the rounds in here, and I just asked, and she fetched one, two actually. This is much better.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 03:00 AM (iKvf9)

511 Gamma! (one of Ronnie's bands)

youtu.be/rOJElqSPccY

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

512
About 4AM was when she reportedly starting the stunts of trying to get out of bed. Back in her mail carrying days, that's usually about when she had to wake up, and I wonder if that was some vestige of that that got activated when her mind was out of whack.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 03:02 AM (iKvf9)

513 You're a good son, publius. Glad you got pillows & hope you can get comfortable.

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 03:04 AM (rdVOm)

514
If we can just get her strength back up enough and get that massive wound from the leg surgery healed up (still draining), we'll bring her home.

If she was still doing the out of her mind climbing out of bed thing, I was going to bring her home anyway, and just try. But so far, so good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 15, 2026 03:11 AM (iKvf9)

515 473
The author of that article said we have to consider when to confiscate the nukes from France and England, since they'll have Islamist governments.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 01:47 AM (mmrXZ)

Except…we don’t know that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 03:13 AM (pKv0r)

516 Publius--

IIANM, Medicare covers the first 20 days in skilled nursing after 3-day hospital (full admission, not "observation") stay.

As long as Mama is getting 24/7 care and it's not breaking your bank, this is a good time for you to rest and plan.

Prayers continuing for your family...

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)

517 515 473
The author of that article said we have to consider when to confiscate the nukes from France and England, since they'll have Islamist governments.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 15, 2026 01:47 AM (mmrXZ)

Except…we don’t know that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 03:13 AM (pKv0r)

Having just re-read A Canticle for Liebowitz, I'd say sooner rather than later.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 03:29 AM (bl07w)

518 @464 The IRGC is not tired of the war and are getting enough supplies coming thru their eastern border to keep on fighting. There in charge and plan to stay that way as they sing donald duck as got himself in a terrible jam way down yonder here in IRAN!

Posted by: raimondo at July 15, 2026 03:37 AM (czyz5)

519
Except…we don’t know that.
Posted by: Cow Demon

================

It might not happen democratically (Islamists get voted in at the highest levels and greatest numbers); once the gradual mutation is complete, neighboring powers could pounce for the spoils. These include Turkey and Russia.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:38 AM (mmrXZ)

520
And with that, I must sleep! GOod night, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 03:39 AM (mmrXZ)

521 First time trying out making breakfast first then coffee.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 04:24 AM (Ia/+0)

522 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at July 15, 2026 06:15 AM (6wpGE)

523 steve dahl was kind of a turd. mostly kids listened to his drivel.
the scorps played that year and, not really speaking english, didn't understand why the audience was screaming "coho!" over and over. insane coho lips was tied in with disco sucks.
my buddy had an old ross bicycle that he wrote "bad motor scooter" on one side of the top tube in 'pactra modeling paint. years later my guzzi had one speaker that would play that if you pressed the button. "get on your bad moto guzzi and ride!"

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 12:42 PM (R11M+)

Lawnmunchers Cafe

roguewave.jpg

Historic Vids
@historyinmemes


A genuine 1980 photograph shows the supertanker Esso Languedoc being struck by a massive rogue wave off Durban, South Africa. Captured by the ship's chief officer, the image remains one of the most famous examples of extreme ocean conditions.

The photograph captured what many scientists once considered nearly impossible: a rogue wave. Taken in 1980 as the oil supertanker Esso Languedoc sailed off Durban, South Africa, it shows a towering wall of water rising far above the ship's bow. The crew estimated the wave reached around 25--30 meters (82--98 feet) high.

For much of the 20th century, rogue waves were often treated as sailor's tales because traditional wave models suggested such extreme events were almost impossible. Images like this, combined with eyewitness accounts, helped change scientific understanding. Later advances in satellite monitoring, ocean buoys, and modeling confirmed that rogue waves are real and can form when multiple wave systems combine their energy into a single massive crest.

The waters off South Africa are especially dangerous because powerful Southern Ocean swells can collide with the strong Agulhas Current, creating unpredictable sea conditions. In 1995, the Draupner oil platform in the North Sea recorded the first scientifically measured rogue wave, a 25.6-meter (84-foot) wave that provided definitive proof these extreme events exist.

Cat adopts orphaned monkey.

Little kitten already understand there is no "I" in team.

This chicken has seen Roadhouse too many times.

Rescue dogs are extra-devoted.

Hero dog chases off bear menacing little boy.

Old but fun: Boys play ball with a playful elk.

Employee of the meownth.

Dog really wants to turn a kiddie pool into a boat but it's not big enough to support him.

Lion misses his Emotional Support Dachshund.

Out of control!

He's a regular Snake Plisskin.

When you have to landscape an overgrown lawn that hasn't been tended for years, it's time to bring in the heavy machinery.

And that heavy machinery is thirty-five goats.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




Comments

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1 Does the lawn match the siding?

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 07:21 PM (vE0+H)

2 Cafe time!

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 07:26 PM (Dd38x)

3 the sea was angry that day, my friends!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2026 07:27 PM (VyBeY)

4 Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 07:21 PM (vE0+H)

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BTW, I belatedly (what else is new?) saw your hilarious response to my story a couple days ago about the gold-digger story and there being some additional irony to it:

"So you became rich and she became a broke-ass hoe?"

The Wifey and I had a good, long, hearty laugh -- and thanks, as I really needed one ...

Cheers and Ciao!

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 14, 2026 07:29 PM (iCB1u)

5 Anyone what works on a ship has my respect.

That'd be a giant Hell, No! for me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 14, 2026 07:32 PM (zYpTz)

6 They use goats every year to clear out the brush on Lone Mountain.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:32 PM (RIvkX)

7
omg those rogue waves. They're enough to keep me from ever taking a cruise.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 07:33 PM (mmrXZ)

8 There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 07:34 PM (GD0B3)

9 Before the boat had hit the water
The whale's tail came up and caught her
All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her
When she dived down low

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 07:34 PM (GD0B3)

10 Poseidon Adventure

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 07:35 PM (Cqx++)

11 The complete mowing package. Goats for the woody stuff and sheep for the grass.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 07:36 PM (afJtY)

12 >>omg those rogue waves. They're enough to keep me from ever taking a cruise

Wanna see something that will give you pause? Search youtube for videos of the 1998 Sydney - Hobart Yacht Race.

It's one thing to be on a super tanker, something else to be on a 40 foot sailboat.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 07:37 PM (viF8m)

13 The comments on "Hero dog chases off bear menacing little boy" are terrible.
The bear was running away from the husky and dindu nuffin, the bear was just passing through...

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

14 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Wanna see something that will give you pause? Search youtube for videos of the 1998 Sydney - Hobart Yacht Race.

It's one thing to be on a super tanker, something else to be on a 40 foot sailboat.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 07:37 PM (viF8m)

No. No, I do not. I don't think my blood pressure could handle it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 14, 2026 07:39 PM (zYpTz)

16
Man, was I watching a freaky thing about blindness and schizophrenia today. It turns out blind people don't get schizophrenic, because schizophrenia is some mismatch between an expected sensation (visual in this case) and a delivered sensation. People who are blind from birth have no expected sensation, so they never get a mismatch.

It got me to wondering how they build up their library of expected sensations if they get eyesight later in life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 07:39 PM (mmrXZ)

17 JackStraw, I admire your love and understanding of the sea but it scares the peediddlysquat out of me

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 07:40 PM (afJtY)

18 One can make up to 50K/month working an offshore oil rig. Or so they say.

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 07:41 PM (GD0B3)

19 Oh that sweet baby girl!!

Posted by: LASue at July 14, 2026 07:42 PM (lCppi)

20 I think the idea of solitons and wave frequencies, coupled modes, constructively interfering and wotnot is interesting when observed from a great distance, preferably on dry land while enjoying a tasty beverage.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (3uBP9)

21 Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 14, 2026 07:29 PM (iCB1u)

I try.

Though I don't believe I called her a garden implement, that wouldn't be like me. I do not believe in unnecessary vowels.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (vE0+H)

22 Some lady just got swept off the beach on the west coast by a sneaker wave a few days ago. Never turn your back on the sea my friends.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (RIvkX)

23 For much of the 20th century, rogue waves were often treated as sailor's tales because traditional wave models suggested such extreme events were almost impossible.

Nothing says SCIENCE! like ignoring eyewitness accounts of a thing because your fucking *model* can't explain that thing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (R+iUD)

24 Vulture is like
I wasn't trying to eat the dog, just here enjoying the sun

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

25 You can sing the Star Spangled Banner to the tune of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

PS Got a invite to a gay Scottish wedding.
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 07:44 PM (/+uur)

26 It smells better today than it did yesterday!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

27 Never turn your back on the sea my friends.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (RIvkX)

I have a friend that saved a whale.

Posted by: Jerry S at July 14, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur)

28 >>JackStraw, I admire your love and understanding of the sea but it scares the peediddlysquat out of me

Well nobody wants to be caught in a storm like that and with today's technology it's a lot easier to see conditions going pear shaped. The 1998 Sydney - Hobart was a series of horrible decisions that never should have happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 07:45 PM (viF8m)

29 The warning comes after a fisherman was swept into the ocean at San Francisco’s Baker Beach on Friday afternoon. People who saw the man and called 911 reported a sneaker wave “struck without warning,” sending him into the water, San Francisco Fire Department spokesperson Jonathan Baxter said on social media. Firefighters arrived at the scene around 1 p.m., joined by an SFPD police boat and drone units and an allied agency helicopter.

From a few weeks ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

30 18 One can make up to 50K/month working an offshore oil rig. Or so they say.
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 07:41 PM (GD0B3)

/punchline
Your are not going to like THursdays

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur)

31 Interesting info on rogue waves.

Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 07:46 PM (zZu0s)

32 Baker Beach is the original home of "Burning Man"

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 14, 2026 07:47 PM (DZ9Lv)

33 Remind NaCly Dog, if he happens to pass by close aboard, that there are two kinds of ships, submarines and targets.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

34 Oklahoma vs Tennessee is on. I wonder how good a coach is Huepel because he’s never had a good QB.
My daughter discovered some perfume she liked and now the whole place smells.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:48 PM (GbONR)

35 Nobody’s answered my question from the last thread about Sydney Sweeney yet.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)

36 People who are blind from birth have no expected sensation, so they are weaned on cock.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 14, 2026 07:49 PM (Kt19C)

37 Vulture is like
I wasn't trying to eat the dog, just here enjoying the sun

I thought the dog was Mitch...my bad.

Posted by: Black Vulture at July 14, 2026 07:49 PM (45BvE)

38 My daughter discovered some perfume she liked and now the whole place smells.
Posted by: Accomack

Is she a teenager because they always wear too much.

Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2026 07:50 PM (lJ0H4)

39 >>> Nobody’s answered my question from the last thread about Sydney Sweeney yet.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)


20 dollars, same as in town

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 07:50 PM (3uBP9)

40 Baker Beach is the original home of "Burning Man"
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 14, 2026 07:47 PM (DZ9Lv)
====

Damn hippies!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:51 PM (RIvkX)

41 Sweeney’s great beauty is her open happiness.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:51 PM (GbONR)

42 "Raising the Bar: Guidelines for respectful media coverage in women's athletics", include a list of detailed illustrations on what shots are encouraged vs. discouraged.

"This is not a list of restrictions. Across high jump, pole vault, horizontal jumps and running events, the report demonstrates how the most compromising shots can be avoided with no loss of storytelling or visual quality," the guidelines state.

There is also "no reason to photograph camel toe, landing strips, lazy trims, or razor bumps".

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 07:51 PM (/+uur)

43 Nobody’s answered my question from the last thread about Sydney Sweeney yet.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:48 PM


I haven't seen the question, but I doubt the answer is $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

44 25 Edmund Fitzgerald doesn’t have a tune.

And that’s kinda the point. It’s not something that you’re gonna sing at karaoke night.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:52 PM (77rzZ)

45 Sweeney’s great beauty is her open happiness.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:51 PM (GbONR)

And she's a gear-head. Gotta love that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 07:54 PM (0aYVJ)

46 44 25 Edmund Fitzgerald doesn’t have a tune.

And that’s kinda the point. It’s not something that you’re gonna sing at karaoke night.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:52 PM (77rzZ)

Oh say can you see by the downs early light

tell me you did not sing that the EF cadence

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)

47 To all the native born, mind poisoned, pseudo-intellectuals who think that the USA is some horrid place, I suggest you watch what people from Europe think about the place where we live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYEqRTmuVM
If you still think the USA is a bad place, I humbly suggest that you suck start a shotgun and put the world out of your misery. You suck and you are not worthy to breathe free air. You spit in the face of ELOHIM for all the blessings bestowed on this land because your are spawn of the evil one.
I recognize that I am blessed to have been born here to legal parents. My parents have been married for 71 years and are still in good shape in their 90s. We are blessed beyond measure, especially when compared to everyone else on the planet.
THANK YOU ABBA!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 14, 2026 07:54 PM (7aGEe)

48 My question about Sydney S. was, when/if she gets preggers (and I think that it’s far more a matter of “when” than “if”, what size are her already impressive mammaries gonna inflate to?

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:55 PM (77rzZ)

49 41 Sweeney’s great beauty is her open happiness.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:51 PM (GbONR)

Judges would have accepted tits.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)

50 46 Nope, still not hearing it.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:57 PM (77rzZ)

51 Bulg that is something I know nothing about

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

52 I recognize that I am blessed to have been born here to legal parents. My parents have been married for 71 years and are still in good shape in their 90s. We are blessed beyond measure, especially when compared to everyone else on the planet.
THANK YOU ABBA!
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 14, 2026 07:54 PM (7aGEe)

We were buying companies in 96 thru 2002.
They loved the US.
They wanted to go to Sam and Gap and Costco to take things back home.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 07:58 PM (/+uur)

53 She is one of the few white chicks I find attractive.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:58 PM (GbONR)

54
*sits al fresco at bird-specked Café table*
*wandering dog pees on leg*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 07:59 PM (O0L8i)

55 Top picture is scary.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2026 08:00 PM (UYYJi)

56 Been up since 2am
Better try and get some sleep
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

57 54 The Big Dummy?

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 08:00 PM (77rzZ)

58
Those 35 goats performed more real work in less than one week than Mamdani has done in his entire life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2026 08:00 PM (ixS3i)

59 Some lady just got swept off the beach on the west coast by a sneaker wave a few days ago. Never turn your back on the sea my friends.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Years ago, one of our SVPs was swept out to sea and eventually drowned by a riptide.

She was in charge of Risk Assessment for our division.

Funny that. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 08:01 PM (VmkSV)

60
Status-anxious natives sneer at Americans to try to curry favor with the Eurotrash. Wasted effort. They'll always hate you for being American.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 08:03 PM (O0L8i)

61 *sits al fresco at bird-specked Café table*
*wandering dog pees on leg*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 07:59 PM


* wandering peon howls in the distance *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

62 51 Skip, same here, but I will be happy to undertake research on Sydney’s boobs on our joint behalf,

I’ll report back in six months…er, maybe more like five minutes…

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 08:05 PM (77rzZ)

63 Lawnmunchers Cafe

Carpet munchers > Lawnmunchers

Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2026 08:06 PM (oI/gx)

64
They think Chipotle is awesome. Haven't even been to Oscar's on Emerald Ave and gotten the grilled fish tacos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 08:07 PM (mmrXZ)

65 one of our SVPs was swept out to sea and eventually drowned by a riptide. She was in charge of Risk Assessment for our division.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 08:01 PM (VmkSV)


They hiring?

Posted by: I mean, I can't do a worse job at July 14, 2026 08:07 PM (gKWVE)

66 Cowboy 1-- that's the laziest dog in the world

Cowboy 2-- Oh, what a good boy, he is twitching in his sleep, dreaming!

Cowboy 1-- No, he's lying on an ant hill.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 08:07 PM (rbvCR)

67 Rogue wave hit the QE-2 one evening at dinner. Many screams from the diners and wide eyed looks on the staff’s faces. This is a very big ship.

Posted by: Javems at July 14, 2026 08:07 PM (+uKTE)

68
Remember at the beginning of June, with all the howling about the WC being in the (*ugh!*) United States and Trump was going to ruin everything and we should be boycotted because ICE would arrest every foreigner, who were all going to die from gun violence anyway?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)

69 >>Some lady just got swept off the beach on the west coast by a sneaker wave a few days ago. Never turn your back on the sea my friends.

Happens around here from time to time. My neighborhood has a beach on the bay, pretty tame but flows to the ocean. Last summer I was walking Elvis by the beach and the place was packed with cops, firefighters and an ambulance. Body washed up. Fisherman. Former fisherman.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 08:09 PM (viF8m)

70 I couldn’t do another night of vacation food. They are eating cheeseburgers. I have grilled chicken, brown rice, broccoli and carrots.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 08:10 PM (p4NUW)

71 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)

That was, like, a month ago boomer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 08:10 PM (RIvkX)

72 every foreigner, who were all going to die from gun violence anyway?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Well France did lose today. On Bastille Day, no less.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 08:11 PM (p4NUW)

73 OK, fine. I’ll answer my own question. A lactating Sweeney would have 32 MMs.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 08:11 PM (77rzZ)

74 The sea was angry that day my friends.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 08:11 PM (IY9No)

75 My usual sanguine self decided that all the Yeah America! stuff was click bait.
Mostly Texas and Florida; some NY or Boston, no KC. Same Costco, WalMart and Bass Pro oh and ah, big trucks and yellow buses.
Click bait. Those folks did well.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 08:12 PM (GbONR)

76 When one is standing watch on the bridge and you look up and see green water, it's going to be a long few hours.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 08:12 PM (VmkSV)

77 72 Everyone lost on Bastille Day.

Effing French Revolution.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 08:16 PM (77rzZ)

78 When one is standing watch on the bridge and you look up and see green water, it's going to be a long few hours.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2026 08:12 PM


That's the last time Mr. Sulu would have the helm.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 14, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)

79
Click bait. Those folks did well.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 08:12 PM (GbONR)

__________

If it makes you feel better, they'll all be arrested on their return for spreading disinformation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

80 My family were certainly not the brightest group. They chose Wrights beach to have the family Easter get together. Picture 8 old ladies that can't swim wading in front of a rip tide.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 08:18 PM (afJtY)

81 Must have been tough wresting the helm from Sulu when there was a black hole ahead.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 08:18 PM (gKWVE)

82 I try.

Though I don't believe I called her a garden implement, that wouldn't be like me. I do not believe in unnecessary vowels.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (vE0+H)

------------

Well, crappe -- how dare I straine your credibilitey. ;-)

Now Imma gonna have to update my nic to "ShainS -- He of the Unnecessary Vowels!"

Posted by: ShainS -- He of the Unnecessary Vowels! at July 14, 2026 08:19 PM (9EFgU)

83
OK, fine. I’ll answer my own question. A lactating Sweeney would have 32 MMs.
Posted by: Bulg


Plain or peanut?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 08:19 PM (Cqx++)

84 Some lady just got swept off the beach on the west coast by a sneaker wave a few days ago. Never turn your back on the sea my friends.

Happens around here from time to time. My neighborhood has a beach on the bay, pretty tame but flows to the ocean. Last summer I was walking Elvis by the beach and the place was packed with cops, firefighters and an ambulance. Body washed up. Fisherman. Former fisherman.
Posted by: JackStraw


What was it that AtC used to say?
Oh yeah, outside is trying to kill you.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 08:21 PM (ZIVhI)

85 lol
And whining about no A/C .
It did reinforce the idea that most of Europe is north of us. Without A/C, how much of America is habitable year round? Accomack county would clear out.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 08:22 PM (GbONR)

86 Tough day for maga

No more Gestapo ice traffic ice stops.

Sad!!

Posted by: MAGA lol at July 14, 2026 08:22 PM (Qn9hv)

87 83 Plain or peanut?

Both. One from each bounteous breast.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 08:23 PM (77rzZ)

88 we should dox trolls. for fun.

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 08:23 PM (GD0B3)

89 Must have been tough wresting the helm from Sulu when there was a black hole ahead.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 08:18 PM (gKWVE)

----------------

Black Ho!

/more unnecessary consonants and vowels ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of the Unnecessary Vowels! at July 14, 2026 08:24 PM (9EFgU)

90 When one is standing watch on the bridge and you look up and see green water, it's going to be a long few hours.
Posted by: Tonypete


Wait until you are driving 350 miles inland and see a wall of water/green clouds from ground to sky. Did that once back in high school out by DFW airport. Yea. Tornado. Hate that shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 08:24 PM (ZIVhI)

91 >>What was it that AtC used to say?
Oh yeah, outside is trying to kill you.

It can definitely be moody.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 08:26 PM (viF8m)

92 Kind of weak tea from the troll.

'Melania broke a nail! Lol Magats!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

93 rickb223, ran into one of those in New Mexico. You could not see beyond the wipers, no road or even the front of the truck.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 08:28 PM (afJtY)

94 My usual sanguine self decided that all the Yeah America! stuff was click bait.
Mostly Texas and Florida; some NY or Boston, no KC. Same Costco, WalMart and Bass Pro oh and ah, big trucks and yellow buses.
Click bait. Those folks did well.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 08:12 PM (GbONR)


Mostly. I think a few of them were real but those were channels which talked about the US from before. There's a couple which are still talking about the US despite being back in the UK and indicating that they want to return and are considering emigrating. But most were bullshit. The people acting like Taco Bell was the greatest thing they've ever eaten and whatnot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:28 PM (ExV1e)

95 rogue waves are real and can form when multiple wave systems combine their energy into a single massive crest.

Ah. The experts who said they can't exist are now experts in why they exist.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2026 08:28 PM (XD+PD)

96 The people acting like Taco Bell was the greatest thing they've ever eaten and whatnot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:28 PM (ExV1e)

Evidently they missed the parasite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

97 When one is standing watch on the bridge and you look up and see green water, it's going to be a long few hours.
Posted by: Tonypete


When you're driving through a typhoon and the captain decides that you can't dive below mumble mumble feet so you're doing 50-60 degree rolls. That was a long few hours.

Damn round hulls.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:30 PM (ExV1e)

98 Taco Bell = Chili Cheese Burrito

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)

99 I've discovered my golden is a bit of a diva. I have a kiddie pool for her on the driveway, it's been so hot and more hot to come. Will only get in it on the day it has new water. Won't even look at it on day 2. Keeps me busy draining and refilling. Good thing I love her. My Alaskan Klee Kei won't even go near it.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 14, 2026 08:31 PM (j/yko)

100 rickb223, ran into one of those in New Mexico. You could not see beyond the wipers, no road or even the front of the truck.
Posted by: Ben Had


That's scary as hell. And that black/green wall. Sheesh.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 08:31 PM (ZIVhI)

101 Hi, ... , I saw your comment in the last thread. Yes, I still exist here, but I'm mainly lurking these days.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2026 08:31 PM (vV6n9)

102 What other kinds of waves may be amplified by combining waves? Light waves? Sound waves? BRAIN WAVES?

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)

103 What other kinds of waves may be amplified by combining waves? Light waves? Sound waves? BRAIN WAVES?
Posted by: fd


Taco Bell & fart waves

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 08:33 PM (ZIVhI)

104 BRAIN WAVES?
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)

Rosie O'Donnell and Sean Penn might be able to warm a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

105 rickb223, scarier because of the 5 horses in the trailer being pulled.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 08:33 PM (afJtY)

106 Well, crappe -- how dare I straine your credibilitey. ;-)

Now Imma gonna have to update my nic to "ShainS -- He of the Unnecessary Vowels!"

Posted by: ShainS -- He of the Unnecessary Vowels! at July 14, 2026 08:19 PM (9EFgU)

Eh a spelling error is the least of my worries around here.

I mean there's always the "questions" surrounding my unquenchable sexual appetites for twink men being very sloppily covered up by a *supposed* lust for redheads with beautiful legs. Yeah right. Scottish Irish redhead babes with creamy skin and a few freckles... a likely story...

BTW you never want to lose control of your vowels.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 08:34 PM (vE0+H)

107 BRAIN WAVES?
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)

Rosie O'Donnell and Sean Penn might be able to warm a cup of coffee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)


Unrealistic. Coffee is mostly water and heating water takes a lot of energy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:35 PM (ExV1e)

108 Speaking of waves.

My future ex husband and I were on a hiking trip along the western WA coast up by Shi Shi beach. We had a friend’s doggo with us, a lab mix named Fido. Great dog.

So we walked along the rocky beach, over huge logs and found a really big log that reached out over the water. We all walked out on the log to check it out. My ex plopped down, cracked a beer and gave a big huzzah.

Fido and I looked at each other and walked back about 200 feet and sat down.

Not two minutes later, a sneaker wave built up and completely douched my ex sitting on the log. It completely covered him. As it receded, he was clinging to the log, soaking wet, rocks in his beer, gasping for air.

Fido and I were laughing. Never seen a dog laugh before. This dog was laughing.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 08:35 PM (QBhXE)

109 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2026 08:31 PM (vV6n9)

Good to know!

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 08:36 PM (vE0+H)

110 Medieval Taco Bell’s caused the Great English Bowel Shift.

I blame John of Gaunt.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

111 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

If they/them ever engaged, you could ask xer how President Harris's ass tastes

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 08:38 PM (vE0+H)

112 We were at a Half Moon Bay beach bonfire party; a small creek bisects the beach and drains into the bay, we heard shouting, looked south, and two girls were being swept up the creek by a mammoth wall of foaming churn. They turned out to be okay.

Rogue waves? Impossible!

Posted by: 13times at July 14, 2026 08:39 PM (fnZRl)

113 Nurse Ratched, (apart from the ex-stuff, sorry to hear that) if I was the guy I would have thought that was awesome,. I've been fucked over by the ocean a few times, and the memories always make me laugh. Can't beat her, just gotta survive her.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2026 08:40 PM (vV6n9)

114 My daughter discovered some perfume she liked and now the whole place smells.
Posted by: Accomack

Is she a teenager because they always wear too much.
Posted by: Tuna
------
I detest the perversion of the word "fresh" in service of selling shit.
Evidently today, "fresh" means "stinks up the place to the verge of nausea."

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2026 08:40 PM (a8Wd8)

115 rickb223, scarier because of the 5 horses in the trailer being pulled.
Posted by: Ben Had



Dang. No bueno.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 08:40 PM (ZIVhI)

116 Scottish Irish redhead babes with creamy skin and a few freckles...

https://tinyurl.com/mtmd7bc5

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:40 PM (ExV1e)

117 Oh... SFW.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:41 PM (ExV1e)

118 Waves break way off shore of Assateague, very poor surfing. During storms, the wash comes up and over the dunes.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 08:42 PM (8jVAy)

119 BTW you never want to lose control of your vowels.
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 08:34 PM (vE0+H)

I still recommend Indian squats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

120 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:40 PM (ExV1e)

Very nice. Hope you're feeling ok.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)

121 Oh also off topic, but I have reintroduced cardio into my workout routine. 30 mins on the rowing machine. I both hate and love cardio. Love how you feel after it's done, but doing it kind of sucks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

122 117 Oh... SFW.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

:checks URL:
We're still at AOSHQ comments, right?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 08:45 PM (gKWVE)

123 Very nice. Hope you're feeling ok.
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)


Feel fine. Getting radiated doesn't feel like anything. If I get some unfortunate side effect from it, it probably won't happen for at least a week.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:45 PM (ExV1e)

124 Scottish Irish redhead babes with creamy skin and a few freckles...
Yikes!

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 08:45 PM (GbONR)

125 Typhoon Cobra......look it up

Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 14, 2026 08:46 PM (jrgJz)

126 I was about 25 feet from the shore off Oahu, busy beach, lots of people. But I was in a spot that I couldn’t make headway. I would swim as hard as I could just to stay in one spot, and then try to gain some distance when the wave started coming in. It was exhausting. When I finally got back on land I decided to stay there for a while.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 08:46 PM (NaO3Q)

127 Wait until you are driving 350 miles inland and see a wall of water/green clouds from ground to sky. Did that once back in high school out by DFW airport. Yea. Tornado. Hate that shit.
Posted by: rickb223


Human: "The daytime sky can be a lot of colors, but it can't be neon green."

The sky over the Great Plains: "Hold my beer."

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 08:46 PM (VHUov)

128 :checks URL:
We're still at AOSHQ comments, right?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 08:45 PM (gKWVE)


I only post NSFW stuff when people start crying that they don't know how to use the internet to find a photo of a boob.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:46 PM (ExV1e)

129
Rogue waves? Impossible!
Posted by: 13times

================

Ten of them roaming the planet at any one time, according to estimates.

TEN. Anywhere. Like too close to your cruise ship to do anything about it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 08:47 PM (mmrXZ)

130 :checks URL:
We're still at AOSHQ comments, right?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 08:45 PM (gKWVE)

Sponges faux pax earlier was not that bad. It was just the search string 'busty lesbians.' I think on duck duck go. The only way you'd see nudity is if your safesearch was already turned off (it's on by default.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

131 Fido and I were laughing. Never seen a dog laugh before. This dog was laughing.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 08:35 PM (QBhXE)


Dog be like...Duh!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 08:49 PM (2WIwB)

132 Fido and I were laughing. Never seen a dog laugh before. This dog was laughing.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 08:35 PM (QBhXE)


Dog be like...Duh!
Posted by: Diogenes


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 08:49 PM (ZIVhI)

133 Honestly, considering, we have had very few wander off the sfw reservation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

134 Never seen a dog laugh before.

First time taking acid?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:49 PM (ExV1e)

135
I was about 25 feet from the shore off Oahu, busy beach, lots of people. But I was in a spot that I couldn’t make headway. I would swim as hard as I could just to stay in one spot, and then try to gain some distance when the wave started coming in. It was exhausting. When I finally got back on land I decided to stay there for a while.
Posted by: Common Tater

=============

Ugh, I got caught in a rip once, also barely offshore, but FUCK, I couldn't touch the bottom and I couldn't get back. It was a cold beach, and my wetsuit was waterlogged. Finally got back in somehow. I was thinking at the time, if I'd had a phone on me while I was being slapped by waves from both directions (waterproof of course) I'd have been tempted to dial 911.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 08:49 PM (mmrXZ)

136 Paux?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

137 113 Nurse Ratched, (apart from the ex-stuff, sorry to hear that) if I was the guy I would have thought that was awesome,. I've been fucked over by the ocean a few times, and the memories always make me laugh. Can't beat her, just gotta survive her.

Posted by: Lincolntf

Oh, it’s one of our favorite memories together. He triumphantly drank the rest of that Rainier beer, rocks, salt water and all and proclaimed a temporary victory over the sea.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 08:50 PM (X1Jq6)

138 Dammit, it's faux pas.


<--- idiot

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

139 rogue waves are real and can form when multiple wave systems combine their energy into a single massive crest.


The Paolo, he like, understands when energy forms into a single massive wave.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 14, 2026 08:52 PM (2WIwB)

140

Rowing a small Boston Whaler on the flood tide (trolling a small string of flashers) Everett Bay, Wa. Very enjoyable!

Posted by: 13times at July 14, 2026 08:52 PM (fnZRl)

141 Dammit, it's faux pas.




Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 08:53 PM (vE0+H)

142 The Paolo, he like, understands when energy forms into a single massive wave.
Posted by: The Paolo at July 14, 2026 08:52 PM (2WIwB)

*lights cigarette*

Posted by: Whoopi! at July 14, 2026 08:54 PM (gKWVE)

143 The Paolo, he like, understands when energy forms into a single massive wave.
Posted by: The Paolo at July 14, 2026 08:52 PM (2WIwB)

*lights cigarette*
Posted by: Whoopi! at July 14, 2026 08:54 PM (gKWVE)


On deck! -- James Talarico

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:55 PM (ExV1e)

144 @135. Hmmm...maybe outside IS trying to kill us. I laughed that off at first, but now.....

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 08:57 PM (IY9No)

145 Was that a riptide? I dunno. Or didn’t know. It was mostly annoying, but I was young and in shape. I could see where it was deceptive and easily kill people. Maybe I could have swam obliquely at a 90 deg. angle 20 feet or so and got out of it? I didn’t know. It was super bizarre to be so close to shore and not getting there

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 08:57 PM (NaO3Q)

146 Wait...there's photos of boobs in the internet?


*scribbles notes furiously*

Posted by: My 12 y.o. self at July 14, 2026 08:57 PM (2Ez/1)

147 >>Was that a riptide? I dunno. Or didn’t know. It was mostly annoying, but I was young and in shape. I could see where it was deceptive and easily kill people. Maybe I could have swam obliquely at a 90 deg. angle 20 feet or so and got out of it? I didn’t know. It was super bizarre to be so close to shore and not getting there

Trying to fight a riptide is how a lot of people drown. Even strong swimmers can be beaten by a strong riptide.

Ride the rip until you are out of it and then swim to shore.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 08:59 PM (viF8m)

148 Never seen a dog laugh before.

First time taking acid?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:49 PM (ExV1e)

I am disappoint.

Posted by: Muttley at July 14, 2026 09:01 PM (wVcYX)

149 We had a friend’s doggo with us, a lab mix named Fido.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Is this a case of "names changed to protect the innocent?"

If not, that's amazing. Everyone knows "Fido" is a dog's name, but that's literally the first real-life contemporary "Fido" I've heard of. I've only heard it used in movies and cartoons and stuff, or stories from a century ago.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 09:01 PM (VHUov)

150 Did you notice the kid winning the halftime basketball contest not only made all 4 shots, but that all four shots hit nothing but net. And he was cool doing it.?

Posted by: Solutus at July 14, 2026 09:02 PM (ASBBI)

151 Never seen a dog laugh before.

First time taking acid?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:49 PM (ExV1e)

I am disappoint.
Posted by: Muttley at July 14, 2026 09:01 PM (wVcYX)


I'd make a comment that you weren't a dog but, damn, Muttley was a dog.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:02 PM (ExV1e)

152 mikeski,
It was the doggo’s real name.

Good dog. Scared off a bear for us in the rainforest that trip. We high tailed it out of there to the coast.

Don’t mess with bears.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 09:05 PM (yYecZ)

153 If not, that's amazing. Everyone knows "Fido" is a dog's name, but that's literally the first real-life contemporary "Fido" I've heard of. I've only heard it used in movies and cartoons and stuff, or stories from a century ago.
Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 09:01 PM (VHUov)

its from Latin, means "Loyal"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 09:05 PM (uhVAy)

154 >>>Maybe I could have swam obliquely at a 90 deg. angle 20 feet or so and got out of it? I didn’t know. It was super bizarre to be so close to shore and not getting there

Posted by: Common Tater

>After the first time I got caught in a riptide I decided I would never swim in the ocean again without swim fins. Those riptides are brutal.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 14, 2026 09:06 PM (sYM3s)

155
Maybe I could have swam obliquely at a 90 deg. angle 20 feet or so and got out of it?

-----------

Ride the rip until you are out of it and then swim to shore.
Posted by: JackStraw

=============

What? NO! Never mind outside -- JackStraw is trying to kill you.

If you get caught in a rip, swim parallel to the shore to get out of it. Then swim or wade in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 09:07 PM (mmrXZ)

156 Wait...there's photos of boobs in the internet?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: My 12 y.o. self
----
http://www.boobpedia.com

We didn't have the internet. We had to peer through the cracks of the basement blinds at the VFW when the Cooties had a stag.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2026 09:08 PM (a8Wd8)

157 If not, that's amazing. Everyone knows "Fido" is a dog's name, but that's literally the first real-life contemporary "Fido" I've heard of. I've only heard it used in movies and cartoons and stuff, or stories from a century ago.
Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 09:01 PM (VHUov)

its from Latin, means "Loyal"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 09:05 PM (uhVAy)

So just like the root of the F in FBI!

What...?

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 09:08 PM (vE0+H)

158 75 My usual sanguine self decided that all the Yeah America! stuff was click bait.
Mostly Texas and Florida; some NY or Boston, no KC. Same Costco, WalMart and Bass Pro oh and ah, big trucks and yellow buses.
Click bait. Those folks did well.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 08:12 PM (GbONR)

And if it wasn’t?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 09:08 PM (4g5V+)

159 >>What? NO! Never mind outside -- JackStraw is trying to kill you.

>>If you get caught in a rip, swim parallel to the shore to get out of it. Then swim or wade in.

Yea, that's what I said.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 09:09 PM (viF8m)

160 They give rip tide warnings at the beach but I never really get in the water anyway. I will wade around on the shore. I never liked to get in the water unless I can see what's in the water.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 09:11 PM (IY9No)

161 I'd make a comment that you weren't a dog but, damn, Muttley was a dog.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


And was "carefully" parodied in the NSFW anime "Asobi ni Iku yo!"

(Literally "We've Come To Play," and for some crazy reason re-titled "Cat Planet Cuties" for the US market.)

"Carefully," as in, the character's name was still "Muttley" and everything. He was a robot/android thing from the Dogsian planet.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 09:12 PM (VHUov)

162 Well France did lose today. On Bastille Day, no less.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 08:11 PM (p4NUW)

Ooh, il n'y a pas de pain, laissez-les manger du gâteau

Il n'y a pas de fin à ce qu'ils prendront
Afficher les fruits de la naissance noble
Laver le sel dans la terre
Mais ils marchent pour le jour de la Bastille
La guillotine réclamera son prix sanglant
Libérez les donjons des innocents
Eh bien, le roi doit s'agenouiller pour laisser son royaume s'élever

Posted by: Prof Neil E. Peart at July 14, 2026 09:12 PM (4g5V+)

163 My usual sanguine self decided that all the Yeah America! stuff was click bait.
Mostly Texas and Florida; some NY or Boston, no KC. Same Costco, WalMart and Bass Pro oh and ah, big trucks and yellow buses.
Click bait. Those folks did well.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 08:12 PM (GbONR)

Mostly. I think a few of them were real but those were channels which talked about the US from before. There's a couple which are still talking about the US despite being back in the UK and indicating that they want to return and are considering emigrating. But most were bullshit. The people acting like Taco Bell was the greatest thing they've ever eaten and whatnot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 08:28 PM (ExV1e)

Then there's the surprise reaction videos to American condom sizes and extensive variety.

Posted by: Everything's Bigger In America! at July 14, 2026 09:13 PM (wVcYX)

164 How does lawnmuncher differ from rugmuncher?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2026 09:13 PM (l4RKn)

165 >>I never liked to get in the water unless I can see what's in the water.

If you saw what was in the water you might not want to get in either.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 09:13 PM (viF8m)

166 There are a number of very dangerous beaches just south of SF, the thing is on some days the ocean water along the beach looks placid and inviting - so people disregard the warning signs ridtide & undertow; Montara Beach, Pescadero Beach etc.

Posted by: 13times at July 14, 2026 09:14 PM (fnZRl)

167
Velours taché de sang, dentelle sale
Peur nue sur chaque visage
Voyez-les incliner la tête pour mourir
Comme nous nous inclinions quand ils sont passés
Et ils marchent pour le jour de la Bastille
La guillotine réclamera son prix sanglant
Chantez, ou chœurs de cacophonie
Eh bien, le roi s'est agenouillé pour laisser son royaume s'élever
Leçons enseignées mais jamais apprises
Tout autour de nous, la colère brûle
Guider l'avenir par le passé
Il y a longtemps, le moule a été coulé
Car ils ont marché vers le jour de la Bastille
La guillotine a remporté son prix sanglant
Entendre les échos des siècles
Eh bien, le pouvoir n'est pas tout ce que l'argent achète

Posted by: Prof Neil E. Peart at July 14, 2026 09:15 PM (4g5V+)

168 Wait...there's photos of boobs in the internet?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: My 12 y.o. self at July 14, 2026 08:57 PM (2Ez/1)

I am glad I grew up without the internet honestly. Fewer distractions and better edumacation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)

169 Outdoor vs indoor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 09:17 PM (zZu0s)

170 Here’s hoping Doof noted the French lyrics above…

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 09:17 PM (4g5V+)

171 I am glad I grew up without the internet honestly. Fewer distractions and better edumacation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)


People were nicer. Girls were approachable. There were hangouts you could go to and be around others if you're into that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:18 PM (ExV1e)

172 Fidelity - Loyalty.

“Fido” is Latin for Loyal? Or “Faithful”? All those things a Dog

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 09:18 PM (NaO3Q)

173 Then there's the surprise reaction videos to American condom sizes and extensive variety.
Posted by: Everything's Bigger In America! at July 14, 2026 09:13 PM (wVcYX)

You only need one size and brand, Comrade! Perestroika brand!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 09:18 PM (zZu0s)

174 >>I never liked to get in the water unless I can see what's in the water.

If you saw what was in the water you might not want to get in either.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 09:13 PM (viF8m)

This.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 09:19 PM (wVcYX)

175 “Girls were approachable”

How you doin’? really works! I swear

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 09:20 PM (NaO3Q)

176 Fish poop, fuck and die in it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

177 “Girls were approachable”

How you doin’? really works! I swear
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 09:20 PM (NaO3Q)


You could walk up and talk to them without them, usually, doing a performative rejection while their friends are recording it to post for internet points.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:22 PM (ExV1e)

178 Duncanthrax

We launch Lamps with Mk 46 torpedoes at the second CZ to get you guys.

Mk 46 torps. Stop laughing, Duncanthrax.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

179 @165. JackStraw.

That's true, but it eased my feelings to know it won't be a shark or a stingray or whatever else the ocean can dredge up.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 09:23 PM (IY9No)

180 How does lawnmuncher differ from rugmuncher?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Full-on hippie bush versus carefully-maintained berber?

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 09:25 PM (VHUov)

181 Bad weather:

I've been on the bridge of an oil tanker when green water went 400 feet aft of the bow to thump the superstructure. I would reach for the phone, because every time the CO would call to tell me to slow down.

Finally, revs on the shaft said 6 knots rung up, but GPS said we were going backwards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

182 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 09:26 PM (1z8ji)

183 Bad weather:

I've been on the bridge of an oil tanker when green water went 400 feet aft of the bow to thump the superstructure. I would reach for the phone, because every time the CO would call to tell me to slow down.

Finally, revs on the shaft said 6 knots rung up, but GPS said we were going backwards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:25 PM (u82oZ)


Sink the oiler first. They'll thank you later.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:27 PM (ExV1e)

184 Lifeguards demonstrate how to escape from a rip current!

https://tinyurl.com/pxpsy7e7

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 09:29 PM (GD0B3)

185 I used to have a different nic

We have had this conversation before.

Being on the oiler made me a fanatic at NIXIE use.
But I never was told it really works, esp. with incoming wake homing torps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

186 But I never was told it really works, esp. with incoming wake homing torps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:29 PM (u82oZ)


Some day they'll invent steerable torpedoes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:31 PM (ExV1e)

187 >>That's true, but it eased my feelings to know it won't be a shark or a stingray or whatever else the ocean can dredge up.

The manager of my old dive shop wore a stingray spine on a chain around his neck. The spine came out of his calf where a stingray had deposited it.

They are pretty mellow unless you step on one. That upsets them. Don't step on stingray.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 09:31 PM (viF8m)

188 *swim parallel to shore

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 09:31 PM (GD0B3)

189 * wandering peon howls in the distance *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

I'll have you know I enunciate very clearly, TYVM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 09:32 PM (1z8ji)

190 I used to have a different nic

Steerable torpedoes. That day is today.

Posted by: Ukrainian Navy & CENTCOM at July 14, 2026 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

191
Yea, that's what I said.
Posted by: JackStraw

============

Yea well, "Ride the rip" doesn't sound like "swim parallel to the shore." What's your advice for when a tornado hits? "Ride the twister until you're out of it and then get to shelter"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 09:32 PM (mmrXZ)

192 Life sucked before the Internet, it just sucked different.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 09:33 PM (gKWVE)

193 Steerable torpedoes. That day is today.
Posted by: Ukrainian Navy & CENTCOM at July 14, 2026 09:32 PM (u82oZ)


I wouldn't know. It's probably classified - unless you're an officer - and I was just a poor electrician, changing light bulbs back in the engine room.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:34 PM (ExV1e)

194 If you have to ride a twister, a house is better than a bicycle.

Posted by: Dorothy at July 14, 2026 09:34 PM (wVcYX)

195 When a ship with a bulbous bow (like a sonar dome) is in heavy swells that lift the bow out of the water, the entire ship shimmies when the bow ploughs into the sea.

9,000 tons shaking like moving a spoon fast down a filled tub. Gets old fast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

196 Life sucked before the Internet, it just sucked different.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 09:33 PM (gKWVE)


Remember back when you could be unreachable? Good times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:35 PM (ExV1e)

197 When a ship with a bulbous bow (like a sonar dome) is in heavy swells that lift the bow out of the water, the entire ship shimmies when the bow ploughs into the sea.

9,000 tons shaking like moving a spoon fast down a filled tub. Gets old fast.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:35 PM (u82oZ)


Was it at that point that you thought, "Go surface fleet they said. That's the real Navy they said."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:36 PM (ExV1e)

198 Yea well, "Ride the rip" doesn't sound like "swim parallel to the shore." What's your advice for when a tornado hits? "Ride the twister until you're out of it and then get to shelter"?

Rips don't just go out to see, they also run parallel to the shore. Around here that is very common. And if you try to swim through it most will get carried down the beach and out anyway and be exhausted when they do get out.

So yea, don't fight the rip. Ride it until you are out of it then swim to shore.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 09:37 PM (viF8m)

199 I used to have a different nic

CENTCOM had a video this morning of three of our steerable torps (sea drones) taking out a pier in Bander Abbas Iranian Naval Station. A broken minisub was on that pier before the explosions.
ISTR 3,000+ pounds of explosives.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

200 Must have been tough wresting the helm from Sulu when there was a black hole ahead.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 08:18 PM (gKWVE)


George Takei has made it clear that while he, George Takei, is gay, Mr. Sulu is NOT.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 09:38 PM (aOqrc)

201 Semper Fidelis means Forever Fido.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 09:38 PM (Cqx++)

202 I used to have a different nic

I told the Bosun Mate of the Watch that he should just imagine being with someone special to get over the shaking.

He replied: "My recruiter."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

203 Yea well, "Ride the rip" doesn't sound like "swim parallel to the shore." What's your advice for when a tornado hits? "Ride the twister until you're out of it and then get to shelter"?

Sneak into a barn with all the cutting and butchering tools known to mankind hanging over your head as the tornado swirls around you.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 09:41 PM (aOqrc)

204 CENTCOM had a video this morning of three of our steerable torps (sea drones) taking out a pier in Bander Abbas Iranian Naval Station. A broken minisub was on that pier before the explosions.
ISTR 3,000+ pounds of explosives.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:38 PM (u82oZ)


That's cool and all, and I'm partial to torpedoes, but lighting them up with a battleship would be so much better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:41 PM (ExV1e)

205
People were nicer. Girls were approachable. There were hangouts you could go to and be around others if you're into that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


If someone was creeping on you and taking pics, they stood out from the crowd. Now every tomfool jackass lifts their phone to their face and begins taking video of you.

I'd love to slap those devices out of each and every hand of someone doing so whose intentions I am quite sure are not favorable toward me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2026 09:42 PM (ixS3i)

206 I told the Bosun Mate of the Watch that he should just imagine being with someone special to get over the shaking.

He replied: "My recruiter."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:40 PM (u82oZ)


Stuff like that is what leads to the gay Navy jokes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:42 PM (ExV1e)

207 Here’s hoping Doof noted the French lyrics above…
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 09:17 PM (4g5V+)


I am fully aware of the date on the calendar!

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2026 09:43 PM (QLC6i)

208 If someone was creeping on you and taking pics, they stood out from the crowd. Now every tomfool jackass lifts their phone to their face and begins taking video of you.

I'd love to slap those devices out of each and every hand of someone doing so whose intentions I am quite sure are not favorable toward me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2026 09:42 PM (ixS3i)


They've got live streaming eyeglasses now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:43 PM (ExV1e)

209 I used to have a different nic

Well, he was pounding his right fist into his left palm when he said that. So ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

210 Well, he was pounding his right fist into his left palm when he said that. So ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:43 PM (u82oZ)


I guess the recruiter liked it rough.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:44 PM (ExV1e)

211 How does lawnmuncher differ from rugmuncher?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2026 09:13 PM (l4RKn)


Don't ask me, butt-much!

Posted by: Beavis at July 14, 2026 09:45 PM (QLC6i)

212 I used to have a different nic

120 sailors submerge, 60 couples surface.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

213
Takei has made it clear that while he, George Takei, is gay, Mr. Sulu is NOT.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Wow. Good to know.

Now my life no longer feels out of balance. Thanks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2026 09:46 PM (ixS3i)

214
Wait...there's photos of boobs in the internet?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: My 12 y.o. self

I'm quite certain the Admiral can provide some links for ya.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 14, 2026 09:46 PM (QVmho)

215 CENTCOM had a video this morning of three of our steerable torps (sea drones) taking out a pier in Bander Abbas Iranian Naval Station. A broken minisub was on that pier before the explosions.
ISTR 3,000+ pounds of explosives.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

That's cool and all, and I'm partial to torpedoes, but lighting them up with a battleship would be so much better.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:41 PM (ExV1e)

***

Meh!

Now sweep a couple Armored Divisions across there and now you're on the way to fixing things.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 09:47 PM (2WIwB)

216 My 12 y.o. self

I'm quite certain the Admiral can provide some links for ya.
Posted by: BifBewalski

It's a trap! Flee!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

217 Sneak into a barn with all the cutting and butchering tools known to mankind hanging over your head as the tornado swirls around you.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 09:41 PM (aOqrc)

My God, who are these people?

And cow.

Posted by: Jo at July 14, 2026 09:49 PM (wVcYX)

218 I used to have a different nic

On a slightly more serious note:

I hope the radiation works as promised. I have prayers ascending for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

219 120 sailors submerge, 60 couples surface.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:45 PM (u82oZ)


One of the guys on my submarine was a 6'4" Native American machinist mate. Huge. We called him chief - original.

One day a new guy gets assigned to the boat and chief walked up to him and told him that he's been assigned as chief's underway wife. Guy gulped and asked what that meant. Chief tells him that they bunk together, shower together, that sort of thing.

The look on his face was priceless.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:49 PM (ExV1e)

220 Been frustrated since the recent change that x videos won't play (on x) without signing up. Which I haven't because I'm not a joiner, even for Elon's place.

So I just installed an extension on my Vivaldi browser that re-directs x.com URLs to xcancel.com. Yay. It works.

Unfortunately, xcancel won't accept the extended URL info (starting with "?") so I still have to delete that before it works. Still, at least I don't have to re-edit the x part every time.

Xcancel.com Redirector at the chrome web store.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ordering a cafe black at July 14, 2026 09:49 PM (ci8WY)

221 The fetching Mrs Beartooth was almost swept out to sea by a sneaker wave. She was fortunate to have two big dogs on leashes when it happened. The wave swepted up the dogs too and twisted them around her legs, essentially became anchors. She was stuck to the spot as the wave washed back to the ocean

Posted by: Beartooth at July 14, 2026 09:51 PM (IYeV+)

222 I hope the radiation works as promised.

You and me both. Especially since surgery gets taken off the table if you get radiation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:51 PM (ExV1e)

223
Justin Tarr, who portrayed Tully Pettigrew in "Rat Patrol", declared that while his character was a flamer, he himself only digs chicks.

Posted by: Auspex at July 14, 2026 09:52 PM (Y8DZL)

224 Why not make an X account: they’re free.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 09:53 PM (aOqrc)

225 Why not make an X account: they’re free.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 09:53 PM (aOqrc)


Free just means they harvest your data. Sure, everyone else does as well but I'm stubborn.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:54 PM (ExV1e)

226 Why not make an X account: they’re free.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Free just means they harvest your data. Sure, everyone else does as well but I'm stubborn.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Space Daddy is disappointed in you; he knows what you've been browsing.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov)

227 >>Free just means they harvest your data.

I wouldn't worry about it. ace has already sold your profiled to the NSA.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 09:57 PM (viF8m)

228 I made an X account but never post, never like, never do anything but watch videos and such. I guess they could start figuring out what videos I like, but since most of the links come from here, I don’t know how much they’re gleaning.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 09:58 PM (aOqrc)

229 I wouldn't worry about it. ace has already sold your profiled to the NSA.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 09:57 PM (viF8m)


How do you know I'm not with the NSA. That story about retiring could just be cover.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 09:59 PM (ExV1e)

230 here we go again...

"Detroit News/Glengariff poll | 7/8-7/11 LV

US Senate Michigan Democratic primary 2026 (crosstabs, net)

🟪College: El-Sayed +7
🟩No College: Stevens +22
🟪White: El-Sayed +12
🟩Black: Stevens +46
🟩Already voted: Stevens +9
🟪Election day voters: El-Sayed +18
🟩Still holding on to their absentee ballots: Stevens +27
🟪Union: El-Sayed +5"

No college, Minority (black), early vote - Democrat

College, white, union - Jihadi Socialist

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 09:59 PM (GD0B3)

231
Takei has made it clear that while he, George Takei, is gay, Mr. Sulu is NOT.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

============

No, in one of those movies Sulu was getting back on shore leave and his partner and their kid were waiting for him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

232 215 CENTCOM had a video this morning of three of our steerable torps (sea drones) taking out a pier in Bander Abbas Iranian Naval Station. A broken minisub was on that pier before the explosions.
ISTR 3,000+ pounds of explosives.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

That's cool and all, and I'm partial to torpedoes, but lighting them up with a battleship would be so much better.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---

Saw that, three hits. I think there were two vessels; one up on the pier and, on the left, one docked. Looked like it was the only functioning dock remaining.... no longer there.

As to the battleship. Memory says that Trump has ordered design for a new, honest to gosh, Battleship. Just because, it would be cool to rebuild our best old one - nuclear power with cruise missiles out the tubes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 10:00 PM (59EWv)

233 NOOD ONT 4 U

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420559

Posted by: mindful webworker - on a blog near you at July 14, 2026 10:02 PM (ci8WY)

234 No, in one of those movies Sulu was getting back on shore leave and his partner and their kid were waiting for him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

Must be the remake. Not Takei.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2026 10:02 PM (zZu0s)

235 >>How do you know I'm not with the NSA. That story about retiring could just be cover.

You son of a ....

Seriously, there is no anonymity on the internet. The feds have been involved with the internet since the ARPANET days.

There's a reason the CIA was one of the early seed investors in Google among other data gathering groups. Hi Facebook.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 10:02 PM (viF8m)

236 No, in one of those movies Sulu was getting back on shore leave and his partner and their kid were waiting for him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)


Missing information: his partner - male or female? Is this TOS, first generation movies? Please: inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 10:07 PM (aOqrc)

237 sometimes this site is so gross

Posted by: sidney at July 15, 2026 06:38 AM (rzwGB)

Inflation Fell by the Greatest Amount Since 2020, Due to the Suspension of the Iran War

Unfortunately this False Peace is now over.

But one can see the inflation was only due to Iran blowing up oil ships transiting the Strait.


Inflation slowed in June by its largest monthly drop since April 2020 on falling energy prices -- slashing the odds the Fed will raise interest rates at its meeting this month.

The Consumer Price Index rose 3.5% in June over the past 12 months, cooling off from 4.2% in May, the Bureau of Labor Statistics said Tuesday.

On a monthly basis, the inflation rate declined 0.4% -- more than expectations of a 0.2% dip.

Core CPI -- the Fed's preferred inflation gauge, which excludes volatile food and energy prices -- ticked down to 2.6%, still well above central bankers' 2% goal.

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"Tuesday's weaker-than-expected CPI print suggests the inflation surge driven by the Iran war is fading, but this may just be a temporary relief as tensions have escalated in recent days," Skyler Weinand, chief investment officer at Regan Capital, said in a note Tuesday.

Indeed, now that the psychopaths of Iran have forced the US to begin pounding them again, oil prices have shot back up.


Blockade underway: The US has reimposed its naval blockade of Iranian ports, according to a US military statement. The US previously enforced a blockade between April and June.

• Ceasefire in tatters: The US military has also launched its fourth consecutive day of strikes on Iranian targets. State media reported explosions in the port city of Bandar Abbas and several locations near Sirik. Meanwhile, Iran has targeted US allies in the region, including Kuwait.

• Trump rescinds toll decision: US President Donald Trump announced earlier he will not impose a 20% reimbursement fee on cargo moving through the Strait of Hormuz, saying it will be replaced by Gulf state investments in the US.

• Oil prices rise: Global oil prices are up sharply, with benchmark Brent crude rising to its highest level in over a month.

Trump's idea that he would charge ships the US was protecting a 20% charge has been retracted.

President Trump backed off his proposed 20% toll on all ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz Tuesday in favor of investment in the US by Persian Gulf states.

Trump said in a Truth Social post the reversal was "[b]ased on highly productive conversations with Middle East Leadership."

"Those Investments will be MASSIVE but, at the same time, extraordinarily good for them, and their future," he added.

Trump also claimed that exports of oil were "flowing like never before" thanks to recent US airstrikes on Iran, and "the Strait of Hormuz is open to All Ship traffic except for Iran -- and that is because of their lying, violent, malicious leadership, which is taking them down the path of TOTAL DESTRUCTION."

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Trump announced the new tolling scheme on Monday, declaring that the US would be the "guardian" of the Strait of Hormuz and would collect a reimbursement equal to 20% of all cargo value, which one shipping industry expert predicted could amount to $200 billion annually.

"We'll become the guardian of the strait. Maybe we'll call it the guardian angel of the strait, and we should be reimbursed for that," Trump had suggested during an interview on "Fox & Friends."

The US is pounding IRGC headquarters and weapons depots, as well as naval assets on the coast.

The below video describes the new plan for getting ships through the Strait. Basically, the go at night with no lights on and with the transponder turned off, so Iran can't see them.

Now their radars, of course, would still detect massive ships, which is why the US is bombing all of their coastal radar arrays.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 14, 2026 06:21 PM (CWTWj)

2 we start graduating utter illiterates.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (mmrXZ)


"Start"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 06:21 PM (IG3/x)
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I feel seen.

Posted by: David Hogg at July 14, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e)

3 "Inflation Fell by the Greatest Amount Since 2020, Due to the Suspension of the Iran War"


Not sure how a two week suspension of the "war" could cause the entire quarter's inflation to fall. Unless this was snark.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

4 I could have been first but I was eating a hotdog with ketchup.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (MWfyi)

5 omg read the content

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (mmrXZ)

6
"Start"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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I know, I know.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (mmrXZ)

7 Indeed, now that the psychopaths of Iran have forced the US to begin pounding them again, oil prices have shot back up.
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I don't think they come here for the hunting.

Posted by: Trumpy Bear at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (Fi81e)

8 Iran is totally winning, chuds!

Posted by: Reddit Retards at July 14, 2026 06:25 PM (oI/gx)

9 Wish I had money to invest in Raytheon...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 14, 2026 06:25 PM (xcxpd)

10 I could have been first but I was eating a hotdog with ketchup.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (MWfyi)
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* exasperated *

Posted by: Harry Callahan at July 14, 2026 06:25 PM (Fi81e)

11 Damn...look at all that ordnance cooking off!

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (uzmqU)

12
Yeah, I was kinda wondering about that 20% thing.

But why are oil prices up if it's "flowing like never before"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (mmrXZ)

13 Trump just announced that the bombing will continue every night until Iran relents. Next week is bridge and power plant week.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (viF8m)

14 Everyone who shouted this MOU was a masterstroke, please submit your membership card for mutilation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

15 JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iran Looks Like Hell as Heavy U.S. Bombing Continues.
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Morale has to improve.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e)

16 But why are oil prices up if it's "flowing like never before"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (mmrXZ)


Like the stock market, it's all gambling.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

17 Trump just announced that the bombing will continue every night until Iran relents. Next week is bridge and power plant week.

in London? Or...elsewhere?

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2026 06:27 PM (XD+PD)

18 Core CPI -- the Fed's preferred inflation gauge, which excludes volatile food and energy prices -- ticked down to 2.6%, still well above central bankers' 2% goal.

It's incredibly stupid to not include energy and food - in some price index somewhere.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2026 06:28 PM (vJrRc)

19 Armando Pantoja
@_TallGuyTycoon
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🚨 BREAKING: U.S. strikes have reportedly destroyed a major IRGC command headquarters in Iran, a key hub used to coordinate Iranian air operations. The attack devastated surrounding buildings, and a massive fire is now raging at the site.
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Why was it still standing all this time?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:28 PM (RIvkX)

20 It's very nice of the Iranians to have a fireworks display in honor of our 250th. Thx mullahs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 06:29 PM (m2wmY)

21 Not sure how a two week suspension of the "war" could cause the entire quarter's inflation to fall. Unless this was snark.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)
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Inflation is a monetary phenomenon. Commodity price increases do not cause inflation. Prices rise, demand falls.

Government spending causes inflation and Trump crushing grants and DEI garbage is reducing the money supply, lowering inflation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)

22 It's very nice of the Iranians to have a fireworks display in honor of our 250th. Thx mullahs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 06:29 PM (m2wmY)
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* Muttly snicker *

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

23 Eh, the price of oil rising because of war jitters has nothing whatsoever to do with monetary inflation. It’s a supply and demand issue, with a little speculation thrown in.

If you want to know what monetary inflation does, note that oil hovered around $2 a barrel for about 20 years.

Interestingly enough, Corn was at times, $2 a bushel in the 1910s. And the 1920s. And the 1930s. And the 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s

And the 1980s, and the 1990s. And the … forget it. You get the idea.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 06:30 PM (fAGm7)

24 If you want to end the war start combing the neighborhoods the IRGC *live* in.

Yes they have some number of people willing to die for their current conflict but...not most of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 06:30 PM (sKqQm)

25 I'm trying to be patient, but this started in late February and there has been a constant drumbeat about how pulverized the IRGC is - no Navy, no air force, no air defense, no oil, no imports, hideous inflation, no water, no power, the heartbreak of psoriasis, you name it.

They're on their 4th or 5th set of "leaders."

And yet, it ain't over.

I'm about ready to ask: so, what?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 06:30 PM (2Ez/1)

26 There is still around 12 to 15% inflation from when Biden added over 40% to the M1.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:30 PM (/+uur)

27 >>"Those Investments will be MASSIVE but, at the same time, extraordinarily good for them, and their future," he added.


1. I don't want them buying our assets. Land, businesses, infrastructure, utilities.....

2. I don't want what is good for their future. Fuck them. I want them to be wiped out.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 06:31 PM (XYNFs)

28 Government spending causes inflation and Trump crushing grants and DEI garbage is reducing the money supply, lowering inflation.

Yep = there are only two real ways to reduce inflation - reduce government spending or raise taxes.

And taxes are way too high to begin with.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 06:31 PM (sKqQm)

29 We could use a few of those sea drones over here at Pleasure Point.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:31 PM (UjdFS)

30 No matter how much we try and suppress Iran in the straight of Hormuz they’ve been preparing for this fight for 40 years. They have full control over the straight. There’s no winning here.

Trump administration has no long term plan. He always acts on impulse. No strategic thinking at all

Trump was played by Israel. Convinced it would be easy. Every president for the past several decades was smart enough to know this was a losing battle. Trump is not smart enough to understand this. He is also making hundreds of millions as he manipulates markets. So he doesn’t care.

Absolutely agree. Trump is clutching at straws desperate for control. In order for him to ever have any element of control he’d need to destroy Iran which could take years of more war

We need China to somehow get dragged into this and actually put America in their place

I think if you unilaterally launch a war on the other side of the world, you totally deserve to FAFO.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (oI/gx)

31 There is still around 12 to 15% inflation from when Biden added over 40% to the M1.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:30 PM (/+uur)
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It's likely not going away, either.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)

32 Next week is bridge and power plant week.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (viF8m)
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I'm having deja vu all over again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX)

33 What air operations? The IRGC have some hot air balloons somewhere?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (afJtY)

34 Everyone who shouted this MOU was a masterstroke, please submit your membership card for mutilation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)
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No. It was a masterstroke and remains so.

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (rj6Yv)

35 Now their radars, of course, would still detect massive ships, which is why the US is bombing all of their coastal radar arrays.


Targeting ELINT. So very satisfying!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (2WIwB)

36 I'm about ready to ask: so, what?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


I suspect that there was some amount of hope in our leadership that they'd be able to leave some amount of Iran's military supplies, at least, intact so that all their neighbors don't fall on them like a bunch of barbaric desert marauders when they decide we've won.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (vJrRc)

37 I do crack up a bit leftist are still posting infographics showing inflation increasing by 10%+ a year from 20-24 and 3% in '25 then captioning them...SEE TRUMP HASN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT INFLATION!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (sKqQm)

38 BOOM go the longboarders and surf schools.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (UjdFS)

39 37, exactly

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (VyBeY)

40 We need China to somehow get dragged into this and actually put America in their place

f*cking traitors. move to the commie sh!thole you love so much.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (vJrRc)

41 WHAT ABOUT THE PRICE OF EGGS

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (UjdFS)

42 I've got a hundred people down here, and they're covered with glass.

Posted by: Dwayne T. Robinson, AP at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (yFLFB)

43 Why was it still standing all this time?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:28 PM (RIvkX)
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Maybe because we just found it. Or maybe it wasn't being used until now.

Target lists change. They evolve. New ones emerge. I know people want to hear that if you have a really spiffy plan you can with 100% certainty win a war in three weeks or whatever your preferred time frame is, and if the war doesn't end, why then the plan was crap! Fire the generals! Trump lied!!1

But in reality, we have to accept tradeoffs and limitations. Iran was always going to be a tough nut to crack and I'm absolutely sure that I went back in time and did a poll on this Smart Military Blog asking how many people thought Trump would smash Iran's nuclear program, gut its missile, air and sea power, completely isolate it from the Muslim world AND do it while keeping oil under $100 a barrel with less than two dozen American casualties, I bet the universal opinion would be that I was smoking Jackstraw's whole stash at once.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

44 you want to understand inflation: when jfk was president, we were sort of on the gold standard, dimes and quarters were silver, and a candy bar was a nickel

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (CWTWj)

45 Follow
🚨 BREAKING: U.S. strikes have reportedly destroyed a major IRGC command headquarters in Iran, a key hub used to coordinate Iranian air operations. The attack devastated surrounding buildings, and a massive fire is now raging at the site.
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Why was it still standing all this time?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:28 PM (RIvkX)

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This is probably the secondary or even the tertiary facility.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:35 PM (2WIwB)

46 It's incredibly stupid to not include energy and food - in some price index somewhere.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

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When this was developed, during the Carter years, natch, someone quipped that this was "the inflation metric if you leave out any of the bad news."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 06:35 PM (XYNFs)

47 We need China to somehow get dragged into this and actually put America in their place


FIRST

Posted by: America at July 14, 2026 06:35 PM (UjdFS)

48 It's incredibly stupid to not include energy and food - in some price index somewhere.
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No, they want to understate the true nature of the currency devaluations because Social Security and other government salary scales are COLA dependent.

It is difficult to make comparisons over time, even if one isn’t being purposefully deceitful.

But people somehow raised a family as a single breadwinner. Mom stayed home with the kids. They could afford to buy a house. Maybe not a big house, but it was theirs. They could afford to buy a car. Medical expenses did not bankrupt people.

Real estate wasn’t unobtainable. Americans have basically been mugged, robbed, knifed, and left to die in a dark alley.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 06:36 PM (fAGm7)

49 What air operations? The IRGC have some hot air balloons somewhere?
Posted by: Ben Had
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Flying carpets?

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:37 PM (UjdFS)

50 Listen, just bomb these people back into the stone age, the fact that they have any capacity to retaliate is an embarrassment.

If the admin doesn't want a ground war then level the the entire f**king place.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2026 06:37 PM (XV/Pl)

51 I do crack up a bit leftist are still posting infographics showing inflation increasing by 10%+ a year from 20-24 and 3% in '25 then captioning them...SEE TRUMP HASN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT INFLATION!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (sKqQm)
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I don't think Trump should have sold as hard as he did that he was going to bring prices down.

His claim for 3+% growth in his first term turned out to be based on something, so I was hopeful that maybe he knew a way to decrease prices.

But, it wasn't that realistic of an expectation. Though, we'll see.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)

52 Real estate wasn’t unobtainable. Americans have basically been mugged, robbed, knifed, and left to die in a dark alley.

Oh, our undocumented workers still have one last indignity to add to that...But Graham Platner would endorse it

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 06:38 PM (sKqQm)

53 We need China to somehow get dragged into this and actually put America in their place

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (oI/gx)
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YES! A thousand times YES! Send China's oil-fueled carrier groups out of any possible resupply and into massive American land-based air power.

China is so screwed right now. Typhoons blasting the place to pieces. Dam failures, railroads washed out, and there are signs that their command and control has been wrecked by all the purges.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

54 Thomas Bender, who then pays for the reconstruction?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 06:39 PM (afJtY)

55 No. It was a masterstroke and remains so.
Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (rj6Yv)
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Right? It had such great results. Peace in our time.

Narrator: The thread is about the war.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

56 >>AND do it while keeping oil under $100 a barrel with less than two dozen American casualties


In normal training we lose a hell of a lot more than we have lost in this series of operations.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 06:39 PM (uzmqU)

57 I follow several China news sites, and man oh man are they ramping up their military.

They are not just aiming to control the Pacific, and not just parity with the USA. the past 5 years or so they have accelerated and it is very clear they want total superiority over the world, and to have the technology and hardware to make any war with them unthinkable.

We are in deep doodoo unless we accelerate as well.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 06:39 PM (XYNFs)

58 What air operations? The IRGC have some hot air balloons somewhere?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (afJtY)
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I wonder what's left of their communications networks. Carrier pigeons and motorcycle couriers? Maybe it's a renaissance for the heliograph!

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:39 PM (rj6Yv)

59 Who knows though, if galactic-level fraud gets reined in, we might actually see some downward movement in prices.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)

60 But in reality, we have to accept tradeoffs and limitations. Iran was always going to be a tough nut to crack and I'm absolutely sure that I went back in time and did a poll on this Smart Military Blog asking how many people thought Trump would smash Iran's nuclear program, gut its missile, air and sea power, completely isolate it from the Muslim world AND do it while keeping oil under $100 a barrel with less than two dozen American casualties, I bet the universal opinion would be that I was smoking Jackstraw's whole stash at once.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

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I have a study of the Iran - Iraq war. Everything you said is absolutely spot on...but there is room to wiggle with "gutting its missile power" part. They missile war between Iran and Iraq suggests they are really good at building and launching missiles...pretty darned quickly and cheaply. They prepped for it. Sure a modified SCUD B is a shitty system, but it still sucks if you're standing where it lands.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:40 PM (2WIwB)

61 Everyone who shouted this MOU was a masterstroke, please submit your membership card for mutilation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I see the thought process: maybe Iran complies and we accomplish our goals quickly and peacefully. If not, they're the ones that broke the deal, which gives us political cover for military action.

The problem is no one actually cares about the political cover excuse, and the negotiations were destined to fail. Best to have obliterated them from the start to finish things as far from the midterms as possible...unless there was an ulterior motive (like we needed time to rearm advanced weapons and target critical sites after the Iranians reorganized).

Posted by: Military Moron at July 14, 2026 06:40 PM (oI/gx)

62 To tame inflation, the government should, oh, I don’t know, pass a budget.

And it should reduce spending to as much as it can get away with.

Because it’s really simple: to tame inflation, a society must spend its money on 1) a good or 2) a service. Government is neither. In fact, imagine how much inflation would come down if a budget was announced, it was balanced, and ther was even money to patty down a portion of the debt.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:40 PM (4g5V+)

63 Trumpflation is Transitory Transitioning!

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (iCB1u)

64 I was told Irans military had already been obliterated.

To me this is either invade or walk away. I’d actually prefer an invasion but no nation building afterwards. Just kill all the military brass and leave

But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign

Posted by: Maroon at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (e0rEI)

65 you want to understand inflation: when jfk was president, we were sort of on the gold standard, dimes and quarters were silver, and a candy bar was a nickel
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (CWTWj)
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Inflation still happened with hard currency, but it was impossible to sustain long-term because when the vault is empty, the country is bankrupt.

Fiat currency and peacetime deficits really wrecked our currency. Prices were stable for 150 years and then whoosh!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

66 To tame inflation, the government should, oh, I don’t know, pass a budget.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:40 PM (4g5V+)
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It's like you're speaking Amish.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (Fi81e)

67 53 We need China to somehow get dragged into this and actually put America in their place

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (oI/gx)
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YES! A thousand times YES! Send China's oil-fueled carrier groups out of any possible resupply and into massive American land-based air power.

China is so screwed right now. Typhoons blasting the place to pieces. Dam failures, railroads washed out, and there are signs that their command and control has been wrecked by all the purges.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

Oh, and they get to pay market price for oil now. No freebies or at least sub sized oil from Venezuela or Iran.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:42 PM (4g5V+)

68 Trump just announced that the bombing will continue every night until Iran relents.
.......

We're going to run out of tuna cans!

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:42 PM (UjdFS)

69 The end result of this increasingly looks like it will be the death of Persian civilization. I don't mean that in the hysterical "millions will die!" shriek that idiots online use. Instead I mean that the failure of the civilian government, the regular military and regular people to deal with the IRCG means that the country is increasingly isolated and despised. Arab nations will do whatever necessary to isolate themselves from the Farsi speaking pariah, and the economy falls into absolute oblivion, with whatever resources that are available being used to make shitty drones to annoy the neighborhood.

There was a time when Afghanistan was powerful and reasonable cultured (the Durrani Empire). They even captured Delhi at one point. That was 300 years ago. Now Afghanistan is a joke unrivaled by anyone by Haiti and Somalia. "Iran" or whatever it is called in the future will look similarly, if some force in the country doesn't kill the IRCG. It seems none of them have the stomach for it though.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 14, 2026 06:42 PM (Yh7zv)

70 I follow several China news sites, and man oh man are they ramping up their military.

Their air defense systems proved really effective in Iran and Venezuela. They could compete as equals with our NATO partners, but not the US. Not anytime soon, at least.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 14, 2026 06:42 PM (oI/gx)

71 Yeah but gas went back up.over $4 in se Pa

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

72 But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign
Posted by: Maroon at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (e0rEI)


No one will ever surrender to an air campaign.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:43 PM (2WIwB)

73 No, they want to understate the true nature of the currency devaluations because Social Security and other government salary scales are COLA dependent.

It is difficult to make comparisons over time, even if one isn’t being purposefully deceitful.

But people somehow raised a family as a single breadwinner. Mom stayed home with the kids. They could afford to buy a house. Maybe not a big house, but it was theirs. They could afford to buy a car. Medical expenses did not bankrupt people.

Real estate wasn’t unobtainable. Americans have basically been mugged, robbed, knifed, and left to die in a dark alley.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 06:36 PM


Americans have been left behind because the vanished middle class has had their money forcibly taken away by the government to give free stuff to millions of non productive people.


Charity used to start and stay in the local community but the federal government in the 60s decided they were going to be "compassionate" and take over helping people over their rough spots. johnson and his great society put this country on a downward spiral that continues to grow at an exponential rate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:43 PM (0N4FZ)

74 And their plans are that once they have superiority, they will just go into the Middle East and take whatever the fuck they want.

Someone --- gosh I can't think of his name just now -- did a debate with a muzzie that was on social media a lot. And he brought up one of my favorite points - that the West doesn't wipe out the muzzie lands because of our morals, and he used that in the debate to refute the argument that the West was immoral.
It's a good point. Now consider if China, or islam gain the power to enforce their will -- do you think China will hesitate to claim the "nine dash line" now includes all the oil reserves in M. E.?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 06:43 PM (XYNFs)

75 I have a study of the Iran - Iraq war. Everything you said is absolutely spot on...but there is room to wiggle with "gutting its missile power" part. They missile war between Iran and Iraq suggests they are really good at building and launching missiles...pretty darned quickly and cheaply. They prepped for it. Sure a modified SCUD B is a shitty system, but it still sucks if you're standing where it lands.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:40 PM (2WIwB)
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We destroyed their factories. Power plants are next. They have no regenerative capability, all they can do is dig deeper into stocks we haven't found and destroyed.

People need to understand one very important thing: a defanged Iran is as good as beaten. Without power projection, they can rage at us all they want. Shake their fists on the shore as the tankers stream by.

We don't need to do anything other than use them for live fire practice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

76 Right? It had such great results. Peace in our time.

Narrator: The thread is about the war.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)
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We made a deal with the Iranian government. The IRGC decided that they were the top dogs. China's out. Iraq is out. The UK has declared the IRGC to be a terrorist organization. The Persian Government has proven to be willing to negotiate with the US. IOW, the IRGC is isolated. Nasty people to be put down. So, yes, the MoU was a masterstroke. Thank you, DJT!

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:44 PM (rj6Yv)

77 65 you want to understand inflation: when jfk was president, we were sort of on the gold standard, dimes and quarters were silver, and a candy bar was a nickel
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (CWTWj)
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Inflation still happened with hard currency, but it was impossible to sustain long-term because when the vault is empty, the country is bankrupt.

Fiat currency and peacetime deficits really wrecked our currency. Prices were stable for 150 years and then whoosh!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

What is with the gold bugs wanting to waste precious gold on currency?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:44 PM (4g5V+)

78 We need China to somehow get dragged into this and actually put America in their place

And what place does this Traitor think America is supposed to be in?

I like #47's: "First"

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 06:44 PM (9s47C)

79 China would probably not get into this unless they can own large chunks of Iran when the smoke clears.


Speaking of China, until the DSA denounces China for Uyghur slave camps and medical experimentation, they can fuck right off about "global capitalist exploitation".

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (Fi81e)

80 38 BOOM go the longboarders and surf schools.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (UjdFS)

"Abdul DON'T surf!"

Posted by: Croaker at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (kkG09)

81 According to my Google search, it was about nine months from when we started operation Iraqi freedom until we captured Saddam, during which time we suffered 343 KIA.

Of course, the occupation that followed was a years-long disaster.

But it seems like we could invade Tehran and root out the IRGC and Mulliahs with fewer casualties than before and then bug out without worrying about occupation.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (jYRYu)

82 I follow several China news sites, and man oh man are they ramping up their military.


Heh.
So what? What are they going to do with it? They can't go anywhere. Well, except maybe Taiwan.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (2WIwB)

83 The US is pounding IRGC headquarters and weapons depots, as well as naval assets on the coast.

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Make Green Glass Great Again!

Old & Busted: The Strait of Hormuz.
New Hotness: The Skate of Hormuz.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (iCB1u)

84 I would think that the flashes onthe ground are anti aircraft fire, not they are hitting anything in the sky, just when the shells hit the ground

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

85 72 But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign
Posted by: Maroon at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (e0rEI)

No one will ever surrender to an air campaign.
Posted by: Diogenes

Technically, US ground troops did take Okinawa...

Posted by: Imperial Japan 1945 at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (oI/gx)

86 Trump also said in his just released Fox interview that Space Force has cameras on Iran and they are so powerful they can read a guys name tag.

Whether you like the way Trump and team are going about this systematic destruction of Iran until they relent they obviously have a plan. They might adjust as conditions warrant but it's beyond obvious he doesn't want to flatten Iran the way some want, he wants to leave a somewhat functioning country behind. All those millions of innocent Iranian people many were concerned about at the start of the war are going to need a somewhat functional country. He also has a region full of new allies and he probably is getting asked not to create a flood of immigrants looking for a place to go.

What is the rush? Iran has been fucking with us for 50 years. Iran is going to fall one way or the other.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

87 that's a big boom on that building. whoooeeee.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (n5tGW)

88 To me this is either invade or walk away. I’d actually prefer an invasion but no nation building afterwards. Just kill all the military brass and leave
......

If we invade we must plant the American flag. If they behave we could maybe give it back to them in 10 years.
No more pull out and pray.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (UjdFS)

89 Taxes do NOT work in our current system.
You as a citizen and voter need to suffer equally within reason. Besides 14% (your side and employer side) of SSI people need to pay about 5 to 7% of their income in taxes even if they make $100k as a family.
April 15th needs to hurt like a snake bite.
Long term gains need to approach zero in about year 3 to 5.
If you put up $100k in 2026 and it is worth $300k in 2029 govt gets about $60k, for zero skin in the game.
In the 3rd year it should be 5% or so as that $100k let the company work, build, pay employees, pay taxes, and improve the USA.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (/+uur)

90 Fiat currency and peacetime deficits really wrecked our currency. Prices were stable for 150 years and then whoosh!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)
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I believe it was Friedman who posed a money supply based control of the economy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)

91 >>I would think that the flashes onthe ground are anti aircraft fire, not they are hitting anything in the sky, just when the shells hit the ground

I would think it is more likely ammo cooking off seeing as it starts after the initial missile strike.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (uzmqU)

92 What air operations? The IRGC have some hot air balloons somewhere?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (afJtY)

The odd missile and/or drone they launch on mobile launchers popping out of hidey holes. Its just effective enough to irritate their Muslim neighbors since they don't shoot at ships with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

93 I wrote many time they need to sink anything in Iran that floats

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

94 We destroyed their factories. Power plants are next. They have no regenerative capability, all they can do is dig deeper into stocks we haven't found and destroyed.

People need to understand one very important thing: a defanged Iran is as good as beaten. Without power projection, they can rage at us all they want. Shake their fists on the shore as the tankers stream by.

We don't need to do anything other than use them for live fire practice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

Yeah but you are talking like someone who understands logistics. (As much as I respect 99% of the good people here, I don’t think people here appreciate what goes into a military operation - on our side or theirs. They cannot, and never have, just happened.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:47 PM (4g5V+)

95 “Stable” prices, yes. But prices actually go down over time in the normal course of economics. Not up. Really.

The “experts” tell us a little bit of inflation is good for you.

In practice this means your savings and investments are cut in half every 20 years, if you’re lucky. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 06:47 PM (fAGm7)

96 But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign
Posted by: Maroon at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (e0rEI)
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I'm so old, I remember when entire Iraqi units surrendered to US spotting drones.

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:47 PM (rj6Yv)

97 Evenin’, All.

I’m at the point where I log on to a new thread and don’t comment on it because I assume that I’ve already commented on it. I hate that.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 06:47 PM (77rzZ)

98 72 But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign
Posted by: Maroon at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (e0rEI)

No one will ever surrender to an air campaign.
Posted by: Diogenes

Technically, US ground troops did take Okinawa...
Posted by: Imperial Japan 1945 at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (oI/gx)

Japan did.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:48 PM (uhVAy)

99 Oh, and they get to pay market price for oil now. No freebies or at least sub sized oil from Venezuela or Iran.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:42 PM (4g5V+)
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China has implemented strict currency controls. You cannot move money out of China now. Go look it up. Chinese people with foreign holdings must repatriate them. Chinese cannot invest abroad. They are in a very very bad way.

Oh, and a single-engine plane spent 20 minutes flying around Beijing without authorization before hitting the tallest building. Not a single fighter was scrambled. Great air defenses!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

100 Ace, thanks for the final video, very interesting and informative.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 14, 2026 06:48 PM (y171U)

101 But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign
Posted by: Maroon at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (e0rEI)

No one will ever surrender to an air campaign.
Posted by: Diogenes

Technically, US ground troops did take Okinawa...
Posted by: Imperial Japan 1945 at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (oI/gx)


My FNL was at Okinwawa...he'd beg to differ...a bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:48 PM (2WIwB)

102 Technically, US ground troops did take Okinawa...

Posted by: Imperial Japan 1945 at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (oI/gx)
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And Hussain remained in power until the ground troop invasion of Baghdad.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

103 The MOU was never about just the US and Iran. This is geopolitical on the largest scale ever

The Euros found out just how screwed they are, the Gulf Arab states are all realigning and China has taken a hit. That lousy MOU.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 06:48 PM (afJtY)

104 People need to understand one very important thing: a defanged Iran is as good as beaten. Without power projection, they can rage at us all they want. Shake their fists on the shore as the tankers stream by.

We don't need to do anything other than use them for live fire practice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

I recently read an excellent book called "Queen Victoria's Little Wars". Punitive expeditions against tiresome locals (usually Muslim) was extremely common. Because British and Empire casualties were quite low, there wasn't much reaction to the umpteenth war along what is now the Pakistani border.

But the trick is to get retards (our retards, the left's retards are incorrigible) to stop sperging every time force is being used somewhere. This site is full of people who claim to hate Islam, and yet a approach that treats them like weeds that have be periodically whacked is responded to as though it is the same as a peer conflict with ground troops. JUST SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO GRILLING!

Posted by: the lower depths at July 14, 2026 06:49 PM (Yh7zv)

105 BOOM go the longboarders and surf schools.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (UjdFS)

"Abdul DON'T surf!"

Posted by: Croaker at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (kkG09)

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Abdul also LOVES THE SMELL OF GOAT BALM IN THE MORNING!

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 14, 2026 06:49 PM (iCB1u)

106 I wrote many time they need to sink anything in Iran that floats
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

For military vessels, they already have.

IGRG peeps commandeering speedboats with popguns still exists, but mounting 50 cals on even cargo ships with military crews would see those boats off.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:49 PM (uhVAy)

107 The “experts” tell us a little bit of inflation is good for you.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 06:47 PM (fAGm7)
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But only after the "It's not happening" and the "okay, it's happening a little" phases.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:50 PM (Fi81e)

108 In the 1980s they were still telling the joke that a "buccaneer" was "too much to pay for corn".
$1/ear is still on the high side. But not a joke.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

109 Technically, US ground troops did take Okinawa...
Posted by: Imperial Japan 1945 at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (oI/gx)

Japan did.
Posted by: Oldcat

OKINAWA IS PART OF JAPAN, SO TECHNICALLY THERE WAS A GROUND INVASION, WHICH WAS THE POINT OF THE ORIGINAL POST. THEY DIDN'T JUST SURRENDER TO AIR POWER, YOU SEE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 14, 2026 06:51 PM (oI/gx)

110 Speaking of inflation - I'm arranging flights for four people from my city to another city. Middle of the road airline, not a toilet, not fancy - Southwest. Given that all the talk of horrible prices has been related to fuel, and I did notice about a month or six weeks of higher pricing on gas, I expected to get bent for the tickets.

It's cheaper than the last time I had to fly to this city 4 years ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 06:51 PM (BI5O2)

111 My dad came THIS CLOSE (holds fingers 1/2 inch apart) to buying it at Okinawa. But it was via suicide boat.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 06:51 PM (2Ez/1)

112 >>No one will ever surrender to an air campaign.

There might be some people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who would disagree if they weren't vaporized.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)

113 that's a big boom on that building. whoooeeee.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Construction crane operator at July 14, 2026 06:51 PM (XeU6L)

114 Yeah but you are talking like someone who understands logistics. (As much as I respect 99% of the good people here, I don’t think people here appreciate what goes into a military operation - on our side or theirs. They cannot, and never have, just happened.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:47 PM (4g5V+)
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I spent the bulk of my career as a Certified War Planner (alas, not of my wars happened, sigh), so yeah, that's the lens I use to see things.

Iran is getting smacked silly on a world-historic scale. Iran's literally hoping that we stop because are arms get tired. Or maybe our fists get tender from breaking their nose 20+ times.

This is not like the Southern Watch/Northern Watch with Saddam in the 1990s. Iran has been pulverized. We're sailing suicide drones into their harbors. They have no money, only small arms, and all their neighbors hate them.

Such Iranian winning!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

115 But why are oil prices up if it's "flowing like never before"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's called the futures market for a reason. They're not all smart

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)

116 In the 1980s they were still telling the joke that a "buccaneer" was "too much to pay for corn".
$1/ear is still on the high side. But not a joke.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 06:50 PM (gKWVE)
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For no reason whatsoever that reminds me of the "Tampa Bay Bunch-of-queers" when they were in the NFC Central division.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)

117 >>Such Iranian winning!


Trump Always Chickens Out, though.

/

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 06:52 PM (uzmqU)

118 I follow several China news sites, and man oh man are they ramping up their military.


Heh.
So what? What are they going to do with it? They can't go anywhere. Well, except maybe Taiwan.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (2WIwB)

They also had quite a few purges of officers, and the rest are a bit restive. Neither makes a thrust at Taiwan a slam dunk win.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)

119 There might be some people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who would disagree if they weren't vaporized.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)
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That was Godzilla.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:53 PM (Fi81e)

120 The current Brent oil crude price per barrel is $USA USA 85.44

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (rj6Yv)

121 98 72 But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign
Posted by: Maroon at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (e0rEI)

No one will ever surrender to an air campaign.
Posted by: Diogenes

Technically, US ground troops did take Okinawa...
Posted by: Imperial Japan 1945 at July 14, 2026 06:45 PM (oI/gx)

Japan did.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:48 PM (uhVAy)

***

And Iran could end quickly the same way. But do we want that?
The issue, and I have said this in the past, is that the IRGC does not control everything. Neither does the Mullah. The command structure is so fractured that we are looking at a variety of clans and separate command trying to figure out what the fu*k to do. And of course, being a muzzie, anything fired at you is a mark on your manhood so missiles must be fired back.
Its a mess and nothing short of total conquest, either from internal or external forces will fix it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (2WIwB)

122 Evenin’, All.

I’m at the point where I log on to a new thread and don’t comment on it because I assume that I’ve already commented on it. I hate that.
Posted by: Bulg
......

I didn't see any comments about boobs yet.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (UjdFS)

123 Trump Always Chickens Out, though.

/
Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 06:52 PM (uzmqU)
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Yup. He's an existential threat fascist who always chickens out.

Just like all the existential threats and fascist dictators in history.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (Fi81e)

124 China has implemented strict currency controls. You cannot move money out of China now. Go look it up. Chinese people with foreign holdings must repatriate them. Chinese cannot invest abroad. They are in a very very bad way.

Oh, and a single-engine plane spent 20 minutes flying around Beijing without authorization before hitting the tallest building. Not a single fighter was scrambled. Great air defenses!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

See, this is what happens when you have your hands in dozens of pies. I did not know this about currency controls…

I remember well as a boy, going into the GDR and all of us being told we had to exchange for Ostmarks at the border at 1:1 no matter the currency and that no Ostmarks could leave. We all know what eventually happened to the GDR because of such things and much else besides, nicht wahr?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (4g5V+)

125 Is it a 'war'?

police action
conflict
an occasional series
ongoing project

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (ZxPkt)

126 Government spending causes inflation and Trump crushing grants and DEI garbage is reducing the money supply, lowering inflation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)

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Yet this is not being taught in any university, Ivy League or state. It's almost as if the entirety of current university faculties have graduated in the USSR or Communist China.

Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2026 06:55 PM (ZNpJk)

127 Taiwan's military is risible, but even they have been getting into the underwater drone game in a big way. The Taiwan Strait is considerably wider than the English Channel. It was already going to be an unprecedented amphibious landing, but it's far harder now if your troopships and your follow-on logistics can get sunk by cheap drones. If you combine that with Xi's purges of the PLA, I don't think their military is going to be used offensively against other countries very soon. It might be used on their own people though, and perhaps that is who their military propaganda is really targeted at.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (Yh7zv)

128 > They could afford to buy a house.

When I went to grad school I bought a cheap house. Two bedroom, one bath, about 800 square feet.

Built in the late '40s, just post-WWII with no upgrades to speak of since. I penciled it out and figured I could save money plus not have to deal with a landlord.

I bought it from the family of an old lady who was going into care. She and two husbands raised four kids in that two bedroom, one bath, 800 square foot house.

You can't even legally build an 800 square foot house in many locations nowadays.

That's how they were able to "afford to buy a house".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (IG3/x)

129 Is it a 'war'?

police action
conflict
an occasional series
ongoing project
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (ZxPkt)
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Just an idea.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (Fi81e)

130 I wrote many time they need to sink anything in Iran that floats
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

For military vessels, they already have.

IGRG peeps commandeering speedboats with popguns still exists, but mounting 50 cals on even cargo ships with military crews would see those boats off.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:49 PM


Back in the 80s during the tanker wars we welded stanchions all over our ships to mount extra .50 cals on them. My buddy was on an FFG and they stopped in the philippines on their way to the gulf and they pulled out two WWII twin 40mm AA mounts and welded them to the bridge wings before they were deployed to the gulf. Those stupid iranian suicide boats were everywhere back then. Fun times.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (0N4FZ)

131 OKINAWA IS PART OF JAPAN, SO TECHNICALLY THERE WAS A GROUND INVASION, WHICH WAS THE POINT OF THE ORIGINAL POST. THEY DIDN'T JUST SURRENDER TO AIR POWER, YOU SEE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 14, 2026 06:51 PM (oI/gx)

They didn't surrender after Okinawa fell in April-June 45. The surrendered after air power nuked them twice in August and Hirohito yanked control away from the generals.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (uhVAy)

132 Trump has to get the oil moving thru the straight. Traffic before resumption was still a 1/3. It is less now.
Iran doesn’t have to possess the straight to control it. They only need to plausibly threaten it and get one or two major players to go along, i.e. China and EU.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (T8bqm)

133 And Iran could end quickly the same way. But do we want that?

Nuke Iran? Permanently solve a global issue and put Trump in the history books? You might be on to something...

Can we get a combo meal and somehow nuke the Palestinians too?

Posted by: Military Moron at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (oI/gx)

134
Trump is doomed.

Hillary will take her rightful place as POTUS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)

135 IGRG peeps commandeering speedboats with popguns still exists, but mounting 50 cals on even cargo ships with military crews would see those boats off.
Posted by: Oldcat
See:

PT boats with M4/T9 automatic cannons scavaged from P-39's, and mounted on the bow. The cannon, btw, was buit by Oldsmobile (RIP).

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

136 125 Is it a 'war'?

police action
conflict
an occasional series
ongoing project
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM


*minor incursion*

Posted by: Buck Fiden at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)

137 What is the rush?

We only have 2½ years of Trump, assuming Nov 2026 has strong patriot turnout.

I don't think anyone on the bench for either party has the stomach, balls, or brains to do what Trump effortlessly does.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (a3CJ+)

138 how many of y'all eat here

@FoxNews
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1h
NEW: Federal and state health officials are investigating whether Taco Bell locations could be linked to a growing parasite outbreak.

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (ZxPkt)

139 I remember well as a boy, going into the GDR and all of us being told we had to exchange for Ostmarks at the border at 1:1 no matter the currency and that no Ostmarks could leave. We all know what eventually happened to the GDR because of such things and much else besides, nicht wahr?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (4g5V+)
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Did you make your border crossing while wear four pairs of blue jeans?

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (rj6Yv)

140 Is it a 'war'?

police action
conflict
an occasional series
ongoing project
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM


*minor incursion*
Posted by: Buck Fiden at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)
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Just the tip.

Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (Fi81e)

141 They also had quite a few purges of officers, and the rest are a bit restive. Neither makes a thrust at Taiwan a slam dunk win.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)
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So Zhang Youxia was supposedly purged in February, but his name is still on the PLA web site. He was (is?) the vice-chair of the Central Military Commission, which is the C2 for the entire PLA. Orders flow not from the President, but from the CMC, which the President (Xi Jinping) chairs.

This guy is one of their last combat vets and has a massive patronage network. He was Xi's ally but has been betrayed. Xi is purging his own guys. There are rumors that there will be a coup on or after 8/1, the PLA's birthday. The PLA has to be able to celebrate it, and the parades will give cover to move troops to Beijing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

142 >>They didn't surrender after Okinawa fell in April-June 45. The surrendered after air power nuked them twice in August and Hirohito yanked control away from the generals.

In fact, those bombs prevented a ground invasion and saved a lot of American lives.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:58 PM (viF8m)

143 To me this is either invade or walk away. I’d actually prefer an invasion but no nation building afterwards. Just kill all the military brass and leave

But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign
Posted by: Maroon at July 14, 2026 06:41 PM (e0rEI)

The goal doesn’t have to be to make them surrender, the goal is to make them stop throwing missiles at their neighbors and funding proxy armies all over the Middle East. They’re like the mule that has to be hit over the head with a 2x4 to understand anything; and they’re especially stubborn asses, so they will probably have to be hit over the head a couple of hundred times before it starts to sink in that “hey this sucks.”

And the best is that for our part, we can have a lot of fun doing it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 06:58 PM (wLnmp)

144
*minor incursion*

Posted by: Buck Fiden at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)

__________

"Just saying hello"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:58 PM (O0L8i)

145 They didn't surrender after Okinawa fell in April-June 45. The surrendered after air power nuked them twice in August and Hirohito yanked control away from the generals.
Posted by: Oldcat

And being starved by the destruction of thier merchant marine fleet. But TECHNICALLY there was a ground invasion, but you're correct...they would have surrendered after the nukes regardless of Okinawa or not.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 14, 2026 06:58 PM (oI/gx)

146 Trump is doomed.

Hillary will take her rightful place as POTUS.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM


*ahem*

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 14, 2026 06:59 PM (2Ez/1)

147 Trump is doomed.

Hillary will take her rightful place as POTUS.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)


Go long on vodka futures.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB)

148
In fact, those bombs prevented a ground invasion and saved a lot of American lives.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:58 PM (viF8m)

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We did it to stop the Russians!!! I was told that!!!!-!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:59 PM (O0L8i)

149 129 Is it a 'war'?

police action
conflict
an occasional series
ongoing project
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (ZxPkt)
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Just an idea.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (Fi81e)

If we were to declare a war - which is an act for diplomats, not the military - we’d have no place to send the pretty parchment paper. Iran’s embassy closed in 1980.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:59 PM (4g5V+)

150 Iranians are so stupid thinking that all they have to do is withstand the US attacks until a change of government in Washington. They are so weakened now that should there be a change in DC Turkey under Erdogan will simply march over the border and take Iran.

Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2026 06:59 PM (ZNpJk)

151 but mounting 50 cals on even cargo ships with military crews would see those boats off.

I don't know of any ports of call that would be OK with some foreign flagged vessel siding up with 50s all around the deck.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 07:00 PM (a3CJ+)

152 It might be used on their own people though, and perhaps that is who their military propaganda is really targeted at.
Posted by: the lower depths at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (Yh7zv)
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The PLA deployed troops to assist with the flooding but they were also equipped with riot shields. You know, just to be safe.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)

153 138 how many of y'all eat here

@FoxNews
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1h
NEW: Federal and state health officials are investigating whether Taco Bell locations could be linked to a growing parasite outbreak.
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM
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Two words: Holy Land.

Posted by: Freddy from Germany at July 14, 2026 07:00 PM (2Ez/1)

154 Hillary will take her rightful place as POTUS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)
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When the moon eclipses Carcosa. Hillary, in tatters, will rise.

Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe at July 14, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

155 Trump has to get the oil moving thru the straight. Traffic before resumption was still a 1/3. It is less now.
Iran doesn’t have to possess the straight to control it. They only need to plausibly threaten it and get one or two major players to go along, i.e. China and EU.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (T8bqm)

Well as TJM often notes, a lot of that traffic is going through pipelines now, but you are correct that getting tankers to go through the strait and stop being scaredy-cats would be extremely helpful. You probably would have to replace the dot Indians who run these ships (presumably at cut-rate wages), with slightly more doughty sailors though.

Maybe we can guarantee the oil in Gulf Monarchy tankers if they replace the incompetent and easily scared dot Indians in the crews?

Posted by: the lower depths at July 14, 2026 07:00 PM (Yh7zv)

156 My buddy was on an FFG and they stopped in the philippines on their way to the gulf and they pulled out two WWII twin 40mm AA mounts and welded them to the bridge wings before they were deployed to the gulf. Those stupid iranian suicide boats were everywhere back then. Fun times.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (0N4FZ)
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The US Navy still had 40mm shells in the shore magazines during the 80s?

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 07:00 PM (rj6Yv)

157 I wasn't talking about China's capability above, but their intent.

The point was that they are ramping up for war and each year they just accelerate. But my main point was that only the West hesitates to tell those humps in the M. E. to please play nice. Please buy our assets. Please allow us to use the strait.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 07:01 PM (XYNFs)

158 (As much as I respect 99% of the good people here, I don’t think people here appreciate what goes into a military operation - on our side or theirs. They cannot, and never have, just happened.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:47 PM (4g5V+)

Having never served, I understand that I don't understand much about military strategy. I was letting my hair catch fire early on, but I calmed down, and I'm just watching it all happen. Lots of good analysis and commentary from the horde that help me see how it all works.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 14, 2026 07:02 PM (zYpTz)

159 I don't think anyone on the bench for either party has the stomach, balls, or brains to do what Trump effortlessly does.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (a3CJ+)

If you want to be really grossed out, the last time this happened a couple years back the cause was that the lettuce pickers weren’t using proper “facilities” out in the field, and lettuce was getting into the distribution system with human fecal matter on it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:02 PM (wLnmp)

160 And the best is that for our part, we can have a lot of fun doing it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 06:58 PM (wLnmp)
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They are painting bomb missions on our aircraft again. I saw an A-10 that had almost filled the panel with little bombs. Also two aircraft and two tanks.

Boat stencils will also be valued. I bet those guys are having a total blast.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 07:02 PM (ZOv7s)

161 122 WTh, sorry.. I bitched about the microscopic boobs on the Art Thread and then went off to do other stuff.

So, when/if Sydney S. gets preggers, what size are her Charlies gonna inflate to?

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:02 PM (77rzZ)

162 I remember well as a boy, going into the GDR and all of us being told we had to exchange for Ostmarks at the border at 1:1 no matter the currency and that no Ostmarks could leave. We all know what eventually happened to the GDR because of such things and much else besides, nicht wahr?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (4g5V+)


Heh.
An Army buddy of mine used to do the Helmstedt Autobahn weekly back in the day. He discovered that for a few Playboys and bottles of bourbon, he could trade for anything with the Russian guards. He showed up one day at work in a complete Russian Captains uniform. All traded for at the border.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (2WIwB)

163 Did you make your border crossing while wear four pairs of blue jeans?
Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:57 PM (rj6Yv)

You make a joke…

On the drive back the radiator went dry. No biggie, really, we had water for it. Two locals pointed out there was a pond by the road with more water if needed. And “can you help us escape?”

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (4g5V+)

164 And Iran could end quickly the same way. But do we want that?
The issue, and I have said this in the past, is that the IRGC does not control everything. Neither does the Mullah. The command structure is so fractured that we are looking at a variety of clans and separate command trying to figure out what the fu*k to do. And of course, being a muzzie, anything fired at you is a mark on your manhood so missiles must be fired back.
Its a mess and nothing short of total conquest, either from internal or external forces will fix it.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:54 PM (2WIwB)

Possibly, if as part of the deal is the IGRC gets bought off and some other set of factions moves into control that will spin down the worldwide mullah terror army. Problem is that the IGRC gonna be the loser if that happens so they vote no and pop off a drone to demonstrate it.

I figure at some point they will look impotent enough someone will be able to purge them, or take over a district or port city and perhaps Arab ground forces can defend the area with our air support and form a nucleus for local forces to be raised, or change sides.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

165 >>The point was that they are ramping up for war and each year they just accelerate. But my main point was that only the West hesitates to tell those humps in the M. E. to please play nice. Please buy our assets. Please allow us to use the strait.

It's gonna be tough for China to keep those ships and planes moving without fuel, fuel we now largely control.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

166
Trump announced the new tolling scheme on Monday

I first read that as trolling scheme.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 07:04 PM (Cqx++)

167 It’s not the crews, it’s the tankers. If Iran were to disable a bunch of them, there is no rapid way to replace the capacity. Pipelines to ships that don’t exist.
I still don’t understand how there is anything alive within 50 miles of Irans gulf coast.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:05 PM (8jVAy)

168 WTh, sorry.. I bitched about the microscopic boobs on the Art Thread and then went off to do other stuff.

So, when/if Sydney S. gets preggers, what size are her Charlies gonna inflate to?
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:02 PM (77rzZ)


Funny how one can scan the comments and BOOBs just kinda stands out on their own.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB)

169 Heh.
An Army buddy of mine used to do the Helmstedt Autobahn weekly back in the day. He discovered that for a few Playboys and bottles of bourbon, he could trade for anything with the Russian guards. He showed up one day at work in a complete Russian Captains uniform. All traded for at the border.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (2WIwB)

Kids in my HS in the 70s used to go on field trips to the USSR and carry Kennedy coins to trade with the locals for souvenirs.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:06 PM (uhVAy)

170 I could have been first but I was eating a hotdog with ketchup.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (MWfyi)

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This is worse than adding okra to gumbo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 14, 2026 07:06 PM (iCB1u)

171 My favorite naval gun: 3-inch/50-caliber
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Rather an odd designation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2026 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

172 I don’t think people here appreciate what goes into a military operation - on our side or theirs. They cannot, and never have, just happened.)
Posted by: Cow Demon

The big difference is, the US has the capability and resources to pull off otherwise impossible movements in seemingly minimal time. Throw enough money around, and you can get contractors and foreign nations to assist moving virtually unlimited amounts of personnel and equipment. And there are thousands of planners at all echelons with movement plans involving rails, ships, aircraft, etc, to all parts of the world. It IS incredibly complex, and kind of a modern miracle that the US can execute it so well. Our ability to project force globally is what really defines us as a superpower above all other nations.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 14, 2026 07:07 PM (oI/gx)

173 Heh.
An Army buddy of mine used to do the Helmstedt Autobahn weekly back in the day. He discovered that for a few Playboys and bottles of bourbon, he could trade for anything with the Russian guards. He showed up one day at work in a complete Russian Captains uniform. All traded for at the border.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (2WIwB)

Yeah, I was a kid, but some things you remember. We got the Checkpoint Alpha briefing with the slide show on a slide projector (!) and as it ended the soldier giving the brief said “One last thing - no trading with the Soviets. Yes, they WILL ask.” Sure enough, at each stop, the Soviets would try trading items with the old man. He got in the truck (compact four banger that was probably a Lamborghini compared to the Trabbis) at one point and said “The Russians are comical.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:07 PM (4g5V+)

174 On the drive back the radiator went dry. No biggie, really, we had water for it. Two locals pointed out there was a pond by the road with more water if needed. And “can you help us escape?”
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (4g5V+)
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+5

And when I see a Che shirt or listen to some DSA sh*tbrain drone on about a revolution, I remember East Germans risking, and too often, losing their lives in the mad dash to climb the Berlin Wall.

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)

175 166 Appropriate, since Trump is the ultimate troll.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:08 PM (77rzZ)

176 170 How about adding carrots and/or maple syrup to gumbo?

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:09 PM (77rzZ)

177 I figure at some point they will look impotent enough someone will be able to purge them, or take over a district or port city and perhaps Arab ground forces can defend the area with our air support and form a nucleus for local forces to be raised, or change sides.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)


It may come down to that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 07:09 PM (2WIwB)

178
151 but mounting 50 cals on even cargo ships with military crews would see those boats off.

There’s been a video on X of a Russian training exercise I wish I had the link to! They’ve got a pair of AA machine guns on a swivel mount, the trainee gets behind and fires. Well it starts to spin like a mad merry go round, WHILE firing continuously, he’s hanging on with his hands while his legs are flying behind before he’s spun off, and everyone hits the deck as the gun is now firing in a wild 360 degree pattern til the magazine gives out.

I swear, that’s gotta be the most Russian thing ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:09 PM (wLnmp)

179 171 My favorite naval gun: 3-inch/50-caliber
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Rather an odd designation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Naval guns, as I understand, use an old, unusual system of terminology (like everything else in the navy). The first number is the barrel diameter (3 inch). The second number is the length of the barrel. 50 caliber mean 50 times the barrel diameter, so 150 inches.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 14, 2026 07:10 PM (oI/gx)

180 >>> I still don’t understand how there is anything alive within 50 miles of Irans gulf coast.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:05 PM (8jVAy)


No one, among the countries that can, us being one of the few, do wide area bombing anymore. It is considered impolite and only polite wars are allowed. Every thing is pin point attack which can designate a .00001% of that area.

Everyone knows a situation like this would be completely over after some good long and hard B-52 deployment. Everyone also knows that will not be done.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)

181 Trump has to get the oil moving thru the straight. Traffic before resumption was still a 1/3. It is less now.
Iran doesn’t have to possess the straight to control it. They only need to plausibly threaten it and get one or two major players to go along, i.e. China and EU.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 06:56 PM (T8bqm)

Iran can say they block the straight all they like, but for China the US Naval Blockade is the one that matters. The recent cease fire got a few ships out toward China but Iran closing the straight means China gets no oil.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:11 PM (uhVAy)

182 I have a Soviet military belt. Heavy duty Hammer & Sickle brass buckle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2026 07:11 PM (XeU6L)

183 • Trump rescinds toll decision: US President Donald Trump announced earlier he will not impose a 20% reimbursement fee on cargo moving through the Strait of Hormuz, saying it will be replaced by Gulf state investments in the US.

• Oil prices rise: Global oil prices are up sharply, with benchmark Brent crude rising to its highest level in over a month.
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Math brain with people skills.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 07:11 PM (59EWv)

184 The big difference is, the US has the capability and resources to pull off otherwise impossible movements in seemingly minimal time. Throw enough money around, and you can get contractors and foreign nations to assist moving virtually unlimited amounts of personnel and equipment. And there are thousands of planners at all echelons with movement plans involving rails, ships, aircraft, etc, to all parts of the world. It IS incredibly complex, and kind of a modern miracle that the US can execute it so well. Our ability to project force globally is what really defines us as a superpower above all other nations.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 14, 2026 07:07 PM (oI/gx)

Everything here is correct.

But after 22 years in logistics, I can say, with all that: it is still a complete and total bitch and can never be taken for granted.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:11 PM (4g5V+)

185 If you want to be really grossed out, the last time this happened a couple years back the cause was that the lettuce pickers weren’t using proper “facilities” out in the field, and lettuce was getting into the distribution system with human fecal matter on it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

We'll buy the entire field.

Posted by: Chipotle at July 14, 2026 07:11 PM (P+WAR)

186 The US Navy still had 40mm shells in the shore magazines during the 80s?

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 07:00 PM


Yep, Navy ships still mounted 40mm AA guns well into the 60s. The battleships were using 16 inch ammo from the 50s when they were in the Gulf for Desert Storm in 1991. The US military never throws anything away.


And the military never throws anything away.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 07:11 PM (0N4FZ)

187 >>> BOOBs just kinda stands out on their own.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB)


it do be that way

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 07:12 PM (3uBP9)

188
What air operations? The IRGC have some hot air balloons somewhere?
Posted by: Ben Had
......

Flying carpets?
Posted by: wth


YES!

https://t.ly/7qUUz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

189 I’ve got a lot of Soviet/Russian souvenirs from my stint in Sinop in 1991-1992.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 07:12 PM (77rzZ)

190 Everyone knows a situation like this would be completely over after some good long and hard B-52 deployment. Everyone also knows that will not be done.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)

There will be no Linebacker III because that is SO MEAN.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:13 PM (4g5V+)

191 Everyone knows a situation like this would be completely over after some good long and hard B-52 deployment. Everyone also knows that will not be done.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)

Even the 52s couldnt take out North Vietnam. Air power can derange an army, it can kill peeps, but it isn't magic.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:13 PM (uhVAy)

192 Bertram Cabot, hahahahaha.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 07:14 PM (afJtY)

193 Yep, Navy ships still mounted 40mm AA guns well into the 60s. The battleships were using 16 inch ammo from the 50s when they were in the Gulf for Desert Storm in 1991. The US military never throws anything away.


And the military never throws anything away.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 07:11 PM (0N4FZ)
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Thanks! I'm impressed.

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 07:14 PM (rj6Yv)

194
167 It’s not the crews, it’s the tankers. If Iran were to disable a bunch of them, there is no rapid way to replace the capacity. Pipelines to ships that don’t exist.
I still don’t understand how there is anything alive within 50 miles of Irans gulf coast.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:05 PM (8jVAy)

Russia is finding that out the hard way. Over that last couple of weeks, the Uke’s anti naval drone program has hit over 100 Russian tankers and cargo ships on the Black Sea / Sea of Azov.

Mostly not sunk, but if you burn out the ships bridge it’s gonna be in dock for while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:14 PM (wLnmp)

195 One of the things we wanted to come out with was a channel on the Iranian side for reducing conflict, which we did. They were like, ‘OK, fine, we’ll send somebody from the IRGC to go hang out in Doha with somebody from CENTCOM,’ and that’s how we’re going to settle a lot of these disputes!

Posted by: Vantz Kant Dantz at July 14, 2026 07:14 PM (QdtAi)

196 Heh.
An Army buddy of mine used to do the Helmstedt Autobahn weekly back in the day. He discovered that for a few Playboys and bottles of bourbon, he could trade for anything with the Russian guards. He showed up one day at work in a complete Russian Captains uniform. All traded for at the border.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (2WIwB)

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I have a buddy in Vegas (we used to work on The Ford Aerospace O & M Contract with Nellis AFB and got to play The Soviet Russkie electronic threat sites during Red Flag and other training events); he acquired one of these Soviet Soldier Ushanka Winter Hats.

He wears it everywhere (except in the blazing hot Vegas summers) -- and virtually everyone who sees it loves and stops to chat with him about it:

ushanka.com/product/
soviet-soldier-winter-hat/

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 14, 2026 07:14 PM (iCB1u)

197 Rinse, repeat. Attrition. No boots on the ground unless we are taking the oil. The world is a big, bad place.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 14, 2026 07:15 PM (sYM3s)

198 Air Power softens resistance and incentivizes surrender.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 07:15 PM (59EWv)

199 From Quick Hits:

114 Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM

What are your thoughts on the Oxford Comma?
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Comma Company, Oxford Platoon at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)


The music video is amusing, organized, and perplexing.

Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma
https://youtu.be/P_i1xk07o4g

Posted by: SciVo at July 14, 2026 07:15 PM (Sy6m/)

200 Funny how one can scan the comments and BOOBs just kinda stands out on their own.
Posted by: Diogenes
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They're eyecatchers.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 07:16 PM (UjdFS)

201 Dude, I need to lose some weight. A couple days on the john might even do me some good.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 07:16 PM (gKWVE)

202 Air Power softens resistance and incentivizes surrender.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 07:15 PM (59EWv)
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And definitely, you want to have air cover for advancing ground troops.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e)

203 What air operations? The IRGC have some hot air balloons somewhere?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (afJtY)

They are farting in our general direction.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 07:17 PM (vE0+H)

204 And the military never throws anything away.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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I continue to nurture hopes for a cast-off ONTOS.

Pic: https://shorturl.at/EDsgF

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2026 07:18 PM (XeU6L)

205 ..., well done, darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2026 07:18 PM (afJtY)

206 Consider:
1) the EU, Democrats and China, The Troika, conspire to shove Russia into a war with Ukraine
2) the troika works with Iran to goad the US into a direct war with Iran
3) if the plan works, the US is done in the ME and China controls the global oil and EV supply.
The next Can Mex US trade deal will be a treaty organized by a Democrat.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:18 PM (/Chlc)

207 nough someone will be able to purge them, or take over a district or port city and perhaps Arab ground forces can defend the area with our air support and form a nucleus for local forces to be raised, or change sides.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)


I can see a problem with this idea and it starts with "arab"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2026 07:18 PM (vJrRc)

208 So one day I was at work and I get a call from my wife asking, "hey did you buy any frozen fruit, don't eat it". Um yeah, and I put it in a smoothy and ate some. Turns out, Krogers sourced their frozen berries from a country that likes to have their people crap on the food they package. They sent out a notice to the people that bought via Krogers cards/credit cards to not eat their literally crappy food. Thanks Krogers.

So the food tested positive for hep. Based on what my Dr said to be safe I put my self through a round of hep vaccines, like I was planning on a life of sex tourism in the congo.

So I have that going for me.

Posted by: banana Dream - gunga, gunga-lagunga at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

209 Sekret is to kill or capture the leaders. Very persuasive to mainline troops to give it up. Of course, there are no mainline IRGC.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM (59EWv)

210
183 • Trump rescinds toll decision: US President Donald Trump announced earlier he will not impose a 20% reimbursement fee on cargo moving through the Strait of Hormuz, saying it will be replaced by Gulf state investments in the US.”

lol - last night someone asked “how are we gonna collect those fees?” And I replied “like this! (Waves hands wildly in the air)

It sounded good on first hearing, but it wasn’t a well thought out plan. But that didn’t matter, it got peoples attention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM (wLnmp)

211 +5

And when I see a Che shirt or listen to some DSA sh*tbrain drone on about a revolution, I remember East Germans risking, and too often, losing their lives in the mad dash to climb the Berlin Wall.
Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)

I was on this trip as a nine year old. My fourth grade teacher (an amazing person; if I went on everyone would be like “why can’t all elementary school teachers be exactly like her?” also insisted I see the Haus am Checkpoint Charlie, which is a museum that back then documented how people escaped the East. She has been to West Berlin just before she took up her fourth grade teaching post and was delighted to hear I was going there. And I did see that museum.

Gee, why did I become such a virulent anti-communist with no time for it or “Democratic Socialism”?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM (4g5V+)

212 Apropos of nothing, my wife went running this morning and spotted a Quarter on the Reynolda path. She picked it up (hopefully because the place occasionally produces interesting artifacts, not because she thought we could really use that 25 cents). Anyway, it turned out to be a US Quarter from American Samoa. Coolest, almost even creepiest, U.S. coin I've seen. Image search it. It is 2022 minted.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM (vV6n9)

213 So the food tested positive for hep. Based on what my Dr said to be safe I put my self through a round of hep vaccines, like I was planning on a life of sex tourism in the congo.

So I have that going for me.
Posted by: banana Dream - gunga, gunga-lagunga


Dang.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2026 07:21 PM (vJrRc)

214 Chuck Schumer said the SAVE act would nock ten billion people off the voter rolls...


Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)

215 So I have that going for me.
Posted by: banana Dream

Did you do the skank circuit...just for grins?

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 07:21 PM (q6tQZ)

216
They are farting in our general direction.
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 07:17 PM (vE0+H)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at July 14, 2026 07:21 PM (4g5V+)

217 I can see a problem with this idea and it starts with "arab"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2026 07:18 PM (vJrRc)

LOL!! Never forget that the Saudi army, supplied with all our best weapons, went into Yemen to get rid of the Houthi and got their asses completely kicked by a bunch of goat herders.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:21 PM (wLnmp)

218 What are your thoughts on the Oxford Comma?
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2026 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

219 206 Consider:
1) the EU, Democrats and China, The Troika, conspire to shove Russia into a war with Ukraine
2) the troika works with Iran to goad the US into a direct war with Iran
3) if the plan works, the US is done in the ME and China controls the global oil and EV supply.
The next Can Mex US trade deal will be a treaty organized by a Democrat.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:18 PM (/Chlc)

Who cares?

Posted by: PM Carney at July 14, 2026 07:22 PM (4g5V+)

220 nough someone will be able to purge them, or take over a district or port city and perhaps Arab ground forces can defend the area with our air support and form a nucleus for local forces to be raised, or change sides.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

I can see a problem with this idea and it starts with "arab"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2026 07:18 PM (vJrRc)

Well they are the local troops we are allied to. Better than NATO since they exist.

It isn't like they have to do a lot except hold their ground and call in airpower.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

221 call from my wife asking, "hey did you buy any frozen fruit, don't eat it". Um yeah, and I put it in a smoothy and ate some. Turns out, Krogers sourced their frozen berries from a country that likes to have their people crap on the food they package.

The snozzberries taste like dingleberries!

Posted by: willy wonka's fudge factory at July 14, 2026 07:23 PM (gKWVE)

222 That’s capacity that won’t be replaced.
Cheap oil is over.
10/7 was a trap for Netanyahu.
This war is a trap for Trump.

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:23 PM (/Chlc)

223 183 • Trump rescinds toll decision: US President Donald Trump announced earlier he will not impose a 20% reimbursement fee on cargo moving through the Strait of Hormuz, saying it will be replaced by Gulf state investments in the US.”

lol - last night someone asked “how are we gonna collect those fees?” And I replied “like this! (Waves hands wildly in the air)

It sounded good on first hearing, but it wasn’t a well thought out plan. But that didn’t matter, it got peoples attention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM (wLnmp)

I believe that was Blonde Morticia who is often rather incisive.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 07:23 PM (vE0+H)

224 197 Rinse, repeat. Attrition. No boots on the ground unless we are taking the oil. The world is a big, bad place.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 14, 2026 07:15 PM (sYM3s)

So if we reestablish an embassy in Tehran, no USMC guarding it?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:24 PM (4g5V+)

225 That’s capacity that won’t be replaced.
Cheap oil is over.
10/7 was a trap for Netanyahu.
This war is a trap for Trump.

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Ah, you must be one of our new batch of trolls. I assumed that you were joking earlier, but you apparently take the same drugs as "Paul".

Posted by: the lower depths at July 14, 2026 07:24 PM (Yh7zv)

226 "182 I have a Soviet military belt. Heavy duty Hammer & Sickle brass buckle."

same here; haven't worn it in years ... might be misunderstood these days

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)

227 This war is a trap for Trump.
Posted by: Accomack

Our Nostradamus, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 07:24 PM (q6tQZ)

228 That’s capacity that won’t be replaced.
Cheap oil is over.
10/7 was a trap for Netanyahu.
This war is a trap for Trump.
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2026 07:23 PM (/Chlc)

That's what they said about the first Gulf War. The oil fires were put out and prices fell.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)

229 3) if the plan works, the US is done in the ME and China controls the global oil and EV supply.“

Well it looks like the US will end up in charge of that supply; but the Chinese will end up with the bulk of the worlds overpriced golf cart supply.

So they got that going for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:25 PM (wLnmp)

230 Don't feed the trolls. It's a Cheap Trick.

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 07:26 PM (rj6Yv)

231 >>lol - last night someone asked “how are we gonna collect those fees?” And I replied “like this! (Waves hands wildly in the air)

It sounded good on first hearing, but it wasn’t a well thought out plan. But that didn’t matter, it got peoples attention.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM
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Call us.

Posted by: EZ Pass at July 14, 2026 07:26 PM (2Ez/1)

232 That's what they said about the first Gulf War. The oil fires were put out and prices fell.
Posted by: Oldcat

I recall the talk about "nuclear winter." All that smoke will obscure the sun!

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 07:26 PM (q6tQZ)

233 Coolest, almost even creepiest, U.S. coin I've seen. Image search it. It is 2022 minted.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM (vV6n9)

That is completely and utterly fucked up - looks like it was minted in 2020! BTW I was trawling old comments this morning trying to find something from years back and came across some good ones from you and was wondering if you were still around (I thought you were but I wasn't certain).

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 07:26 PM (vE0+H)

234 230 Don't feed the trolls. It's a Cheap Trick.
Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 07:26 PM (rj6Yv)

The trolls are the Dream Police!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:27 PM (4g5V+)

235 lol - last night someone asked “how are we gonna collect those fees?” And I replied “like this! (Waves hands wildly in the air)

It sounded good on first hearing, but it wasn’t a well thought out plan. But that didn’t matter, it got peoples attention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2026 07:19 PM (wLnmp)

Pretty simple. We look at the bill of lading of the ship when it leaves port, and send bills to everyone involved when they exit the strait of Hormuz proportionally. Now 20 percent of what is a good question.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)

236 Cafe is open!

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 07:27 PM (Dd38x)

237
I believe that was Blonde Morticia who is often rather incisive.
Posted by: ...

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Haha, Blonde Morticia is rather bewildered and just asks, like, HOW?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 07:28 PM (mmrXZ)

238 That's what they said about the first Gulf War. The oil fires were put out and prices fell.
Posted by: Oldcat

I recall the talk about "nuclear winter." All that smoke will obscure the sun!
Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 07:26 PM (q6tQZ)

amazing what things can happen when people can make money when it does happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:28 PM (uhVAy)

239 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2026 07:28 PM (VyBeY)

240 218 What are your thoughts on the Oxford Comma?
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2026 07:22 PM
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They love their colons.

Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante sez at July 14, 2026 07:28 PM (2Ez/1)

241 Even the 52s couldnt take out North Vietnam
——-

Since they didn’t bomb Hanoi until 1972, that’s a distinction without a difference, isn’t it?

Gen. Curtis LeMay said (about 1965) “Stop swattin flies, and go after the manure pile”.

It isn’t that he was a deranged warmonger, but he rightly pointed out “Limited war” is total bullshit. Either go in to win it, or don’t bother.

They finally took his advice, eventually.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 07:31 PM (HTb2h)

242 220 nough someone will be able to purge them, or take over a district or port city and perhaps Arab ground forces can defend the area with our air support and form a nucleus for local forces to be raised, or change sides.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

I can see a problem with this idea and it starts with "arab"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2026 07:18 PM (vJrRc)

Well they are the local troops we are allied to. Better than NATO since they exist.

It isn't like they have to do a lot except hold their ground and call in airpower.

Posted by: Oldcat
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Arabs don't work, they pay other people to do their work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2026 07:31 PM (59EWv)

243 @178
Here ya go:
https://tinyurl.com/22h8mm3y

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 14, 2026 07:31 PM (XMwZJ)

244 Americans have been left behind because the vanished middle class has had their money forcibly taken away by the government to give free stuff to millions of non productive people. (This obsession with “class” needs to stop. There IS a middle class of sorts, but it needs to be looked at like an H-R Diagram. How else did my father emerge dirt poor from the streets of St. Louis and wound up dying comfortably ensconced in what the class-obsessed would call the “upper class”?)


Charity used to start and stay in the local community but the federal government in the 60s decided they were going to be "compassionate" and take over helping people over their rough spots. johnson and his great society put this country on a downward spiral that continues to grow at an exponential rate. (Truth. Charity is part of civil society. Government used to shut up and let civil society run rampant. Now government is AT WAR with civil society because as long as it exists people can turn to it and not politicians.)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:43 PM (0N4FZ)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 14, 2026 07:39 PM (4g5V+)

245 Let me second Rodrigo. I live in a 1951 house. It's similar to my grandparent's house, where I grew up. If you suggest to people that they buy a house this small, they ignore you. It's the houses people used to buy and raise a family in.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (bkuEU)

246 Yet this is not being taught in any university, Ivy League or state. It's almost as if the entirety of current university faculties have graduated in the USSR or Communist China.
Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2026 06:55 PM (ZNpJk)


Hey sweetie, you know our Econ text!

Posted by: Samuelson and Nordhaus at July 14, 2026 07:45 PM (rbvCR)

247 Let me second Rodrigo. I live in a 1951 house. It's similar to my grandparent's house, where I grew up. If you suggest to people that they buy a house this small, they ignore you. It's the houses people used to buy and raise a family in.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2026 07:43 PM (bkuEU)


But the reason you bought that house in the Midwest is because that same house is two or three times the price in, for example, Oregon

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)

248 "But Iran will never surrender to an air campaign."

Japan did.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 14, 2026 07:50 PM (H8PsV)

249 "Trump announced the new tolling scheme on Monday

I first read that as trolling scheme."


He doesn't announce those.

Posted by: boatbuilder at July 14, 2026 08:18 PM (3SnLg)

250 Wait until you are driving 350 miles inland and see a wall of water/green clouds from ground to sky. Did that once back in high school out by DFW airport. Yea. Tornado. Hate that shit.
Posted by: rickb223


Human: "The daytime sky can be a lot of colors, but it can't be neon green."

The sky over the Great Plains: "Hold my beer."

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 08:43 PM (VHUov)

251 Note to self: don't keep old tabs open.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 08:47 PM (VHUov)

252 Note to self: don't keep old tabs open.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 08:47 PM (VHUov)

253 Note to self: don't keep old tabs open.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2026 08:47 PM (VHUov)

254 This tit for tat shit needs to end

If we know the IRGC building locations in Tehran, why are any still standing?

Stop Fucking around

Posted by: Melodicmetal at July 14, 2026 08:51 PM (hauj+)

255 We are in deep doodoo unless we accelerate as well.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 06:39 PM (XYNFs)
==
Prices swung wildly and deflationary crises were real things. The Fed was installed to smooth that out, which to some degree they have done, though they still ease and tighten too late, and thus do their own version of economic damage.

They are much better than other central banks, mostly because our economy is so much better.

Oh, and Bob, China's military sucks and will continue to suck. They won't move on Taiwan because if Trump feels like it we will sink their entire invasion fleet. Their AA defense leave a lot to be desired.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 14, 2026 11:26 PM (UQRAm)

Quick Hits

nytliesaboutillegalalien.jpg

Chuck Grassley
@ChuckGrassley

4h

I received records frm DOJ confirming Jack Smith's investigative team reviewed the contents of text msgs sent by 44 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS Im 1 of the 44

Im alerting my colleagues who were impacted and will release the records w Sen Johnson so American ppl can see the evidence


The House will vote to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. No more changing clocks every six months like a mental patient.


The U.S. House will vote this week on a bill making daylight savings time permanent, despite warnings from medical, education and safety organizations.

The Sunshine Protection Act of 2025, which would end the nearly nationwide biannual clock changing and make daylight savings time permanent year-round, advanced out of committee Monday afternoon.

States that use standard time year-round -- currently only Arizona and Hawaii -- before the law goes into effect wouldn't have to change.

Ana Paulina Luna has been holding up all legislation until the traitor Thune forces the SAVE Act through. Mike Johnson has offered Luna attaching as the SAVE Act is attached to a bill funding the State Department.

Mitch McConnell's Rent-Boy has already said he'll strip it out.


Johnson has said he'll facilitate a process that would attach the SAVE American Act to a bill to fund the State Department. Luna and other Republicans believe the maneuver will make it hard for the Senate to oppose the funding packages.

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, R-Fla., said she'll support a procedural rule that would allow the House to consider a bill to fund the State Department and a measure to make daylight savings time permanent.

"We will try the MIRV process on the condition that Speaker Johnson attaches the SAVE America Act to all the appropriation bills and all must-pass bills here in the House and ensures it is sent to the Senate as one bill," Luna said on X.

The vote to reopen the House floor on Tuesday would end a power struggle between Luna and Speaker Mike Johnson over the election security bill, the SAVE America Act, Politico reported.

Johnson has said he'll facilitate a process that would attach the SAVE American Act to a bill to fund the State Department. Luna and other Republicans believe the maneuver will make it hard for the Senate to oppose the funding packages.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune has said he won't go for the plan, and Luna's statement put pressure on the South Dakota Republican to reconsider.

"If John Thune strips it out in the Senate that will be on him and the entire country should be watching what he does. If he wants to actively work against Voter I.D. & the SAVE America Act he must face the consequences of his actions. His State party should censure him and/or he should be primaried if he wants to betray his constituents in this manner. That is the nature of politics," Lunsa said.

Yeah he doesn't care. The entire purpose of the GOPe is to betray and restrain conservative voters. They're proud to do it.

Mamdani ran on a platform of bringing rents down. Despite thousands of people fleeing the shithole city of NYC, rents just hit their highest levels in history.

Under the leadership of race-communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani, rent in Manhattan has risen to an all-time high of $5,295 a month, representing a nearly 10 percent increase year-over-year.

...

With the cost of living booming and Mamdani backing a "tax the rich" agenda to pay for his hyped-up socialist policies, New York City seems to be dying. A study from the New York Post showed that the city lost nearly $11 billion in tax revenue after a mass exodus of millionaires. Meanwhile, 40 percent of New York City's units are occupied by foreign born tenants, many of whom filled vacancies left after caravans fled the city during the COVID pandemic.

Mamdani and his communists are doing such a great job they've voted themselves all a massive pay raise.


NYC Council members want to give themselves 18.2% pay hike -- and set automatic increases every year after


Pay yourself first -- over and over again!

Shameless city lawmakers are pushing to give themselves eye-watering 18.2% raises -- in a scheme that will also give them automatic pay hikes of at least 2% every year in the future.

City Council Member Nantasha Williams (D-27) introduced a bill that would inflate her and her colleagues' salaries from $148,500 to $175,500 backdated to January, while also ballooning pay for the mayor, the City Council speaker and other elected positions.

The bill comes days after the lawmakers signed off on a record-breaking $126 billion city budget and includes salaries even higher than a 16% raise the council tried to sneak by in a similar bank-account boosting measure at the end of their session last year.

And the bill also ensures taxpayers will be on the hook to pay elected officials more every year -- with no requirement for public debate or a City Council vote.

Under the proposed law, if the council doesn't vote to hike salaries for four years, raises kick in anyway, at either 2% per year or 8.25% overall -- whichever is less.

...

The mayor's salary would also get boosted from $258,750 to $305,800 and Council Speaker Julie Menin's would rise from $164,500 to $194,000 -- though both leaders have said they wouldn't take the pay bumps.

Mamdani hasn't taken a stance on whether he was in favor of the hikes and said he'd leave it for the City Council to debate.



A DEI academic says that criticizing her work for its many, many errors is -- you'll never believe this -- racism, straight-up.


The author of an acclaimed book about slavery is crying racism after her writing came under scrutiny by scholars for questionable assertions and sloppy sourcing.

Kerri Greenidge's 2022 book "The Grimkes," which tells the story of a prominent South Carolina slaveholder family who later played a role in the abolitionist movement, was lauded by critics and won the American Historical Association's Joan Kelly Memorial Prize.

But skepticism grew as her prose came under the microscope by historians and scholars, including Myra Glenn, an author and retired American history professor at Elmira College.

In a 2024 examination of "The Grimkes," Glenn called it "deeply flawed," and called out that Greenidge "all too often lacks the evidence to substantiate many of her major claims."

She added that "her work is also riddled with factual errors and repeatedly omits needed endnotes."

Presented with these and other disputed findings discovered through Glenn's analysis by the New York Times, Greenidge immediately cast herself as the victim, and accused her growing roster of critics of racism.

"I am heartbroken that a field I have given my life to can treat me this way," she told the outlet. "The attack on Black women academics is real."

Fuck you.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:13 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 05:14 PM (HW/1v)

2 The GoPe is the enemy

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2026 05:16 PM (LX4y3)

3 France is out. Happy Bastille Day!

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 05:17 PM (Dd38x)

4 Article at American Thinker was saying there are hundred million Illegals here, sucking the life out of the country

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:17 PM (j9CiB)

5 Willowed:

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
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1h
Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law.

The City of Sacramento will send crews across the city to track and check that residents are sorting their trash properly.

It's just a matter of time until they install Flock cameras inside your trash can.
Posted by: beckster


Don't forget to shit in your street!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:18 PM (F5FAo)

6
does no one understand the concept of "standard" time ferchrissakes?
wtaf?!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2026 05:18 PM (VyBeY)

7 Just set the time one way or the other, I don't care.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

8 >The House will vote to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. No more changing clocks every six months like a mental patient.
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I am opposed
winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning
8am or later
we do not need daylight well into the evening
Standard time in summer would still have daylight past 8pm

release the pedants

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

9 "Yeah he doesn't care. The entire purpose of the GOPe is to betray and restrain conservative voters. They're proud to do it."

regrettably true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (VyBeY)

10 It does seem silly to change it to DST though. We are governed by some very stupid people.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi)

11 🚨BREAKING: Unvaccinated Chief Warrant Officer 5 Kennie Kelly — a Master Aviator — has officially been reinstated to the US military, with full backpay, entitlements, station preference and benefits.

He had been removed due to refusing the COVID jab under Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:20 PM (F5FAo)

12 I am opposed
winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning
8am or later
we do not need daylight well into the evening
Standard time in summer would still have daylight past 8pm

release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

Depends on which side of each line you live...I welcome permanent DST...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (tOcjL)

13 The House will vote to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. No more changing clocks every six months like a mental patient.

Faced with two options for change, they picked the retarded one. The US Congress everyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

14 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (j9CiB)

15 It's hard not to be blackpilled these days.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (LX4y3)

16 "winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning"

They will happen at the same time they always have.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 05:22 PM (MWfyi)

17 BREAKING: Grassley Reveals Jack Smith Spied on 44 Members of Congress – Actually Read Their Text Messages – And LIED UNDER OATH About It

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 05:22 PM (YtmxO)

18
The expiration date on when Dems cared about LEOs begin assaulted in the performance of their duty was January 7th, 2021.

Of course, the origination date had to be after June 1st 2020. So they had a heck of a 6-month run.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:22 PM (Fi81e)

19
Don't forget to shit in your street!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:18 PM (F5FAo)

Better not come to my rural neighborhood here in CA!!

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 05:23 PM (kX27y)

20 The Tranny guy can't admit that his situation in the USA is the best he can have anywhere in the world. Sick sick sick.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:23 PM (/WQyy)

21 Thune is a turd in the punchbowl of Congress.

Also, the tranny's real regret should be that outfit. Is he blind, too?

Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2026 05:23 PM (VJX5o)

22 People are often quite stupid, but one has to ask if Thune is really implacably opposed or just continuing to string things along.

if the bill passes, it will be immediately challenged in court and won't take effect by Election Day. People get that, right? Every Hawaiian judge will issue individual and tailored injunctions that SCOTUS will have unwound in maybe a year.

But keeping the debate going kills the Dems. Win-win from my point of fiew.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:24 PM (ZOv7s)

23 Jack isn't paying for anything, the Deep State will take care of him

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:24 PM (j9CiB)

24 BREAKING: Grassley Reveals Jack Smith Spied on 44 Members of Congress – Actually Read Their Text Messages – And LIED UNDER OATH About It
Posted by: SMOD

Wait for it....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 05:24 PM (HW/1v)

25 It does seem silly to change it to DST though. We are governed by some very stupid people.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi)


The Soviet Union put in DST during a session as a temporary energy saving measure for the duration of the war, and then forgot about it for 70 years

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)

26 In the winter time I'd rather be at work when the sun rises, than be at work when the sun sets. Personal preference.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 14, 2026 05:25 PM (Y2/Vj)

27 14 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (j9CiB)

I agree, want Standard.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (kX27y)

28 The vid of the US tranny in the asylum center is a perfect example of the delusional American left.
It will be interesting to see how long that critter survives

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (m2wmY)

29 Faced with two options for change, they picked the retarded one. The US Congress everyone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

I'm used to this one now and like more daylight later than earlier.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (/WQyy)

30 "winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning"
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They will happen at the same time they always have.


Only politicians think that they can control the sun.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (vTZFs)

31 Abolish Daylight Saving Time. The sun should be directly overhead at noon, or thereabouts, not at 1:00 PM.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to procure a fresh onion for my belt.

Posted by: PabloD at July 14, 2026 05:27 PM (VZv+3)

32 I am opposed
winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning
8am or later
we do not need daylight well into the evening
Standard time in summer would still have daylight past 8pm

release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)


And your state could mandate that your state's time is in constant flux, with a day being 24.3 hours... or 23.6... or whatever will have the sun be up at the time that you feel is optimal without fucking with everyone else.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:27 PM (ExV1e)

33 NYC Council members want to give themselves 18.2% pay hike -- and set automatic increases every year after


In their defense, they live somewhere near New York Fricking City....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 14, 2026 05:27 PM (Sco7b)

34 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (j9CiB)


It works for Bethesda and Northern Virginia, so that makes it all ok

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:27 PM (rbvCR)

35 >>"The attack on Black women academics is real."


Who axed you, bitch?

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 05:28 PM (uzmqU)

36 An American transsexual man who applied for asylum in the Netherlands due to “oppression in Trump’s America” has been placed in the infamous asylum center Ter Apel famous for Islamist extremists and knife violence.

He says he regrets his decision…


This seems like a person who has made many, many, regretful decisions in life.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)

37 Redstate: Great News for Johnson: GOP Rebels End House Floor Holdout

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So Johnson gets something, and Luna gets nothing. Great job guys.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 14, 2026 05:28 PM (Y2/Vj)

38 Great they race and gender swapped Lex Luthor and made her dumb.

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (YwEeS)

39 I'm used to this one now and like more daylight later than earlier.

The solution (which no one will accept because it makes too much sense) is to go to UTC nationwide. Yes, that may mean you wake up at 1300 and eat dinner at 0130 but so what. They're just numbers.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (vTZFs)

40 we do not need daylight well into the evening
Standard time in summer would still have daylight past 8pm

release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

In Ohio summer already has daylight past 8 pm. I remember finding it annoying to go to bed when it was light outside.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

41 It's hard not to be blackpilled these days.
Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (LX4y3)


I saw one of those videos of the Europeans talking about their World Cup experience in the US. One of them said, "If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, visit America."

If you want to avoid being blackpilled, ignore what the media says. They're blackpilling you on purpose. Don't be their victim.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

42 >>"The attack on LYING Black women academics is real."

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (/WQyy)

43 I hate DST. Set it and leave it on standard time.

Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2026 05:30 PM (VJX5o)

44 The GoPe is the enemy
Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2026 05:16 PM (LX4y3)

They're the Main Enemy. They only exist to protect the hive from us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (BI5O2)

45 I hate the late late sunsets in summertime.

Actually, I don’t like summer at all. Bring on the rains and grey of November!

Huzzah!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (v4srF)

46 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

47
We tried permanent DST in the early '70s, under Nixon IIRC. It lasted one winter, and then was repealed.

I predict the same thing will happen again. When it gets around the winter solstice in the western edges of the higher latitude time zones where it's pretty far west to begin with relative to true local mean time, sunrise can push past 9AM. That didn't fly at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (w6EFb)

48 Money talks and bullshit walks.

CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (ndZc7)

49 48 Money can't fix ugly and crazy...

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:32 PM (YwEeS)

50 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north
Posted by: Skip


I'm up at 3:35 am and at work by 5:30 am.
I honestly don't care what time the sun comes up.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:32 PM (F5FAo)

51 I predict the same thing will happen again. When it gets around the winter solstice in the western edges of the higher latitude time zones where it's pretty far west to begin with relative to true local mean time, sunrise can push past 9AM. That didn't fly at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (w6EFb)

again, Ohio. Very far west for "EDT"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

52 release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM


Is this about me?

Posted by: Oscillating Richard at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM (0sNs1)

53
Only politicians think that they can control the sun.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (vTZFs)


I could quote Joshua and make it seem I am smaht, but instead I will just mention that not even Joshua could stop the sun and moon in their tracks

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM (rbvCR)

54 CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.


I have thoughts on this but I cannot commit them to electrons.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)

55 I don't care where they put the clock. Call noon midnight for all I care.

JUST QUIT MOVING IT.

Let's have this be the last time it ever happens. Flog the next man who says buh-buh-buh it's gotta change for muh retarded thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

56 You can't having tee time at 5:00 and play 18 with Standard time. Unless I play by myself. My fastest is one hour forty minutes.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (/WQyy)

57 SO now twitter will show you the video when you click, you just can't hear it.

Bravo.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (XYNFs)

58 Gay men sue woman who refused to abort their surrogate baby over minor health issues

-
They're just like us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (ndZc7)

59 release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM

Is this about me?
Posted by: Oscillating Richard at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM


He said pedant, not pendulum.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (pgtLp)

60 Guys, it is called “Daylight Saving Time”

It isn’t a plural thing. And Senator Grassley is somewhat reduced in my estimation, because he used “impacted” as a verb.

I shall choose to believe this gaffe was penned by a staffer, and is not reflective of the Chuckster. I simply shan’t believe it. I shannot.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (fAGm7)

61 Flog the next man who says buh-buh-buh it's gotta change for muh retarded thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

Hey now. No predicting following posts.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (/WQyy)

62 58 Gay men sue woman who refused to abort their surrogate baby over minor health issues

-
They're just like us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (ndZc7

A cleft palate which is fixable

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (FtULh)

63 So Thune will strip out the SAVE act.

I was assured two threads back that his hands were tied -- he just doesn't have the votes.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (XYNFs)

64 Well the SC declined doing anything about the E Jean Carroll award. All Trump can do is write a check and forget it.

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (YwEeS)

65 I don't care where it is. I can change start time for crews (I already do).
Just put it somewhere and leave it the hell alone.

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 05:36 PM (q6tQZ)

66 release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black

Hang the pendants!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:36 PM (ndZc7)

67 >> Very far west for "EDT"

Michigan upper peninsula is pretty bad, and even Indiana pushes Eastern Time pretty far west.

Go to time.gov to see the boundaries.

Originally, time zones were to be exactly 15 degrees wide, centered on the meridian. That way clock time would be no worse than +/- 30 minutes different from local mean time. But, the boundaries get political/commerce oriented, and we have what we have.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (w6EFb)

68 I don’t care about the mischegas over savings time. I rarely even think about it. Just doesn’t move the needle for me one way or the other.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (bAJQW)

69 Yeah he doesn't care. The entire purpose of the GOPe is to betray and restrain conservative voters. They're proud to do it.
---
Yup. It's still in my main alternate theories of events that John McCain drew the short straw--or maybe the long straw--to scuttle the "Republican" repeal of Obamacare.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)

70 CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (ndZc7)

Did Trump just sign over the check he got from CBS?

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (/WQyy)

71 You can't having tee time at 5:00 and play 18 with Standard time. Unless I play by myself. My fastest is one hour forty minutes.
Posted by: polynikes

Every putt inside of 10' was good?

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (q6tQZ)

72 The sunflower apron on the trans in the Netherlands with the degrading mental illness made me laugh. That's right: stand out like the loon you are! Wear an "I'm a proud trans sign in farsi!" Brilliant! At first I though he cut his own bangs in frustration but then realized it's a widow's peak.

Does anyone know why that Dim Rep Presley politician woman is bald and shaves and oils her fat head? If it's the "alopecia" excuse like that cray Jada Pickett Smith, then I have a bridge to sell you. She's already growing her hair out in little clumps that are blonde.

This concludes what I have to say.

I do wonder why my comments entertain any medical appts I have. People love me and they are much younger, the MD, the RN and the ARNP. Tell me it is an honor to meet me, etc.

I figure they get super weird and crazy Dims who come in. The university hospital, I have to say is good, but we see the strangest people on earth there. It's a little micro climate parade of weirdos, so it's no wonder I'm considered normal.

My husband tells me when we leave that I screwed up and cracked too many jokes. I get a critique of my show. I don't care much as if I am nervous the gallows humor shines.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (hzuYO)

73 I wonder how much of Greenidge's book was ghostwritten by AI.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

74 Ontario has spent $8 million so far storing US booze as Trade War continues( LOL trade war, they will hold their breath if they don't get their way!)

https://instapundit.com/810106/

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (YwEeS)

75 I'd say Congress should just drop a national time standard and just let states decide (which I guess they can currently, AZ & HI, but don't), but then I realized we'd probably end up with three hundred different time zones when the counties start deciding within the states.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

76 Presley? Cultivated ugliness.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (Kt19C)

77 Also, why do we have this time zone nonsense?

Just pick one standard dateline - let's say, right through Southern Appalachia, since it sits directly beneath G-d's throne in Heaven - and have that be the only time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (BI5O2)

78 States that use standard time year-round -- currently only Arizona and Hawaii -- before the law goes into effect wouldn't have to change.
-----
So we'd be permanently on Pacific time?
Ok, whaever.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (a8Wd8)

79 Mamdani and his communists are doing such a great job they've voted themselves all a massive pay raise.
---
In the proud tradition of leaders like Fidel Castro...

Sometimes, I don't know which side gets played more for their votes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e)

80 Anyone else getting tired of the left incessant bullshit?

Christ almighty... it's so fucking tedious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 05:40 PM (jehhT)

81 I'd say Congress should just drop a national time standard and just let states decide (which I guess they can currently, AZ & HI, but don't), but then I realized we'd probably end up with three hundred different time zones when the counties start deciding within the states.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

Used to be towns would set their clocks to local noon. When trains arrived this was a problem for people wanting to meet the train.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

82 Coordinated Universal Time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++)

83 Well the SC declined doing anything about the E Jean Carroll award. All Trump can do is write a check and forget it.

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM


SCOTUS very rarely steps in on civil court judgements.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (0N4FZ)

84
Just checked, high up there in Michigan, latest sunrise would be 9:40AM on DST.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (w6EFb)

85 Every putt inside of 10' was good?
Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (q6tQZ)

Hah sounds like one of my playing partners. He gives himself and others a lot of putts. He'll knock it back to you before you have a chance to mark it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (/WQyy)

86 Crimony.

Mike Rowe is interviewing Scott Bessent on his podcast, The Way I Heard It.

https://mikerowe.com/podcast/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (rbvCR)

87 States that use standard time year-round -- currently only Arizona and Hawaii -- before the law goes into effect wouldn't have to change.
---
Is Indiana swapping these days?

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

88 I have to say Gill is one of my favorites

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (FtULh)

89 With the cost of living booming and Mamdani backing a "tax the rich" agenda to pay for his hyped-up socialist policies, New York City seems to be dying. A study from the New York Post showed that the city lost nearly $11 billion in tax revenue after a mass exodus of millionaires.
====

Socialists call this "bad luck."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)

90 willowed joke

more PIT maneuvers to stop the car.
Posted by: Community Notes

Our motto:

It's easier to pull you out of the car after it's flipped.

Posted by: Arkansas State Police Youtube at July 14, 2026 05:42 PM (FhXTo)

91 The City of Sacramento will send crews across the city to track and check that residents are sorting their trash properly.

It's just a matter of time until they install Flock cameras inside your trash can.
Posted by: beckste

Saw the beginnings of this in my town before making my Calexit last year. Trash collectors would check bins before emptying them and would place a notice explaining what you did to prevent them from taking it. There was talk that sink disposals would be outlawed, as you are now "encouraged" to include food scraps in your yard waste. I'll be celebrating my first Florida Man anniversary in a bit over two weeks...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 14, 2026 05:42 PM (nbLIj)

92 Shameless city lawmakers are pushing to give themselves eye-watering 18.2% raises -- in a scheme that will also give them automatic pay hikes of at least 2% every year in the future.
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This is where "to each according to their need" hits a snag.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:42 PM (Fi81e)

93 Publius!

Maybe you can ‘splain. Talk to me like I’m 5.

You know aircraft have an 8 ball indicator that shows the horizon? Well, both Apollo spacecraft had an 8 ball.

But it doesn’t show the horizon for da Erf or da Moon. So what does it reference in space? What good does it do? The Internet AI just goes recursive and doesn’t explain anything. I promise not to ask about Gimbal Lock, swearsies

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (fAGm7)

94 Used to be towns would set their clocks to local noon. When trains arrived this was a problem for people wanting to meet the train.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

Yeah, I believe keeping train schedules was the main reason time became so standardized in the U.S.

We made the best pocket watches in the world because the train system needed reliable time to prevent train wrecks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

95 It's hard out here on a pimp.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

96 We should just leave it up to the states.

Or better, leave it up to each county since the states are big and I know ag regions don't like the switching. Or cities.

Or the individual -- allow each person to pick their standard clock. "Meet me at 8pm, Bob-time."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (XYNFs)

97 Poll in NC has Cooper up by only 4% over Whatley. That's within the margin of error. Good sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (m2wmY)

98 73 I wonder how much of Greenidge's book was ghostwritten by AI.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

Why you hating on blackademics, rayciss?

-woke AI Grokeshia

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (j46lB)

99 Falling back is the only thing I liked about DST. Now the f’ing gov is going to take an hour of my life away. Bastards

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (3uBP9)

100 Ontario has spent $8 million so far storing US booze as Trade War continues( LOL trade war, they will hold their breath if they don't get their way!)

https://instapundit.com/810106/
Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (YwEeS)

So they bought US booze and just burned their own inventory by not selling it to customers? That sure showed us....that they are idiots. We need to take them over just to teach them how to make money.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)

101 Socialists call this "bad luck."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)
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Nowadays they call it "Trump's Fault."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (FZ29D)

102 So those born during daylight savings time are getting an extra hour of life out of this, and those born during standard time have had an hour stolen. Unfair.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (XvL8K)

103 WIND-BREAKING NEWS: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) is assuming the mantle previously and proudly held by Eric Swalwell (D-CA)

Senator Schumer was in the middle of remarks on the Senate floor about the National Defense Authorization Act and Trump’s foreign policy when the sound rang out over the Senate microphone.

“Now on Iran and the NDAA,” Schumer said before the interruption.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)

104 73 I wonder how much of Greenidge's book was ghostwritten by AI.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

Why you hating on blackademics, rayciss?

-woke AI Grokeshia
Posted by: Polka will never die at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (j46lB)

Grad students is the traditional and most likely source.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (uhVAy)

105 Is Indiana swapping these days?

yep

Posted by: DaveA at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (FhXTo)

106 Pressley's head looks like a Milk Dud

Posted by: weew at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (9TspW)

107 Mystery bidder buys ‘Gus’ the T. rex for a record $50M: ‘Exceptional find’


Anyone here?

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (Dd38x)

108
Sunshine Protection Act? Should be the Get Out of Bed You Lazy Bastards Act. Keep Standard Time!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 05:46 PM (TW0tG)

109 Socialists call this "bad luck."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)
---
Nowadays they call it "Trump's Fault."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (FZ29D)
---
That's what I say at the pump every time I'm paying one of the biggest gas taxes in the nation.

Trump and staight whores who moo.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

110 DST: it's "Saving" singular.

*Please make a note of it.*

Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1)

111 The City of Sacramento will send crews across the city to track and check that residents are sorting their trash properly."

Not when it's 103f and the trash smells like a mostly rotted baby harp seal.

Posted by: 13times at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (6iKlf)

112 106 Pressley's head looks like a Milk Dud

Posted by: weew at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (9TspW)

Reminds me of Jane Curtin in Coneheads for some weird reason.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

113 Sunshine Protection Act? Should be the Get Out of Bed You Lazy Bastards Act. Keep Standard Time!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 05:46 PM (TW0tG)
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I identify as just as industrious individual that wants to sleep until 10.

Please do not harsh my buzz.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (Fi81e)

114 Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM

What are your thoughts on the Oxford Comma?

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Comma Company, Oxford Platoon at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

115 DST: it's "Saving" singular.

*Please make a note of it.*
Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1)

Daylights Savings Times.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (uhVAy)

116 States that use standard time year-round -- currently only Arizona and Hawaii -- before the law goes into effect wouldn't have to change.
-----
So we'd be permanently on Pacific time?
Ok, whaever.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM


We will be like england during WWII. They were on greenwich mean time in the british isles and most of their colonies went on double summer time. It was a mess trying to coordinate them all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (0N4FZ)

117 DST: it's "Saving" singular.

*Please make a note of it.*
Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1


On Trump's account, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (rbvCR)

118 >> But it doesn’t show the horizon for da Erf or da Moon. So what does it reference in space?

If you'll be on the ONT tonight, we can discuss this in more detail, as I'm going to have be out in a little bit.

Anyway, the "8 ball" local reference frame, was *inertial*, showing axes relative to whatever inertial frame they were using (might have been the ECI frame, but could've been something else that they preferred for whatever reason). They would translate as needed, and the computers could do this, to "LVLH", local vertical local horizontal as needed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (w6EFb)

119 CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The real reason for the penny shortage.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (wHfoO)

120 4:15 sunsets are now a thing of the past.
Thank. God.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (pE12i)

121 Mystery bidder buys ‘Gus’ the T. rex for a record $50M: ‘Exceptional find’


Anyone here?
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (Dd38x)
——

I prefer Sue the T-Rex. Because I’m not gay.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (bAJQW)

122 This may be a stupid question, since it appears that the City Council has no ceiling on what money they can vote for themselves, why didn't they for a one-time billion dollar baloon payment and enduring annual 20% cut of all gross NYC tax receipts?

Why limit themselves to only a measly 18% with mandated minimum 2% annual increases despite performance or any other metric?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (BvPIe)

123 "Indiana swapping."
Is that what you kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (2Ez/1)

124 Shumer ripped one on the Senate floor?

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (YwEeS)

125 Greenwich is a bad choice for the dateline, anyway. Greenwich is in England, which everyone knows sits directly beneath G-d's *other* throne, in Heaven's bathroom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

126 Wait. We're never going to stop saving time?

You can't take it with you.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

127 Does anyone know why that Dim Rep Presley politician woman is bald and shaves and oils her fat head?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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Many black women have really bad hair. The kind of hair that is dry and brittle and if you wash it daily, it breaks and frizzes. This is why they don't wash daily, wear wigs, have weaves, etc.

Shaving seems an acceptable option. To bad she looks like a pene.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (XYNFs)

128 Schumer definitely farted today while speaking in the Senate. After he let loose he tried not to laugh.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (m2wmY)

129 >> When trains arrived this was a problem for people wanting to meet the train.

Also, trains colliding with each other due to setting clocks to different local times. The railroads realized they needed to synchronize their clocks.

And translating "Railroad Time" amongst all the local times (think of local time as just continuously shifting with longitude) was a nightmare.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (w6EFb)

130 Also, why do we have this time zone nonsense?

Just pick one standard dateline - let's say, right through Southern Appalachia, since it sits directly beneath G-d's throne in Heaven - and have that be the only time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (BI5O2)
---
Where the sun comes up
At ten in the morning and the sun goes down
At three in the day
And you fill your cup
With what bitter brew they offer
And you spend your life
Thinking how to get away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

131 Does anyone know why that Dim Rep Presley politician woman is bald and shaves and oils her fat head?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


She has alopecia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)

132 We never get any credit.

Posted by: Productive people who stay up late and then sleep in at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)

133 It is sunny in SF today for the first time in over a week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (RIvkX)

134 And translating "Railroad Time" amongst all the local times (think of local time as just continuously shifting with longitude) was a nightmare.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (w6EFb)

Picturing a station agent looking at his pocket watch.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (/WQyy)

135 This is what NYC voted, same as LA, greedy, incompetent buffoons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)

136 You cannot hate the media enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)

137 Greenwich is a bad choice for the dateline, anyway. Greenwich is in England, which everyone knows sits directly beneath G-d's *other* throne, in Heaven's bathroom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

They can't move the Cutty Sark clipper to any other place so Greenwich it is.

When I visited London in the past I always went out of my way to get there on the tubes to see the ship and the GMT line.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (uhVAy)

138 If we're "saving time" every year with DST, can we bank that somewhere so it earns compound interest?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D)

139 Presley has alopecia. And is a scumbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (m2wmY)

140 This is what NYC voted, same as LA, greedy, incompetent buffoons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)


In fairness, look at the makeup of Congress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (ExV1e)

141 Keep Standard Time!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 05:46
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aka, God's Time.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (Hbeqj)

142 126 Wait. We're never going to stop saving time?

You can't take it with you.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM
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I'd like to put it in a bottle.

Posted by: The ghost of Jim Croce at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (2Ez/1)

143 I identify as someone who is at 7PM.

After all, animals don't have time zones.

It's a social construct, so not real.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (Fi81e)

144 Re: "daylight savings time", I don't get why people hate it so much. I spend five minutes twice a year changing clocks, and have a couple of days of very slightly disrupted sleep around the transitions. In return, we get later sunsets in the summer and earlier sunrises in the winter, as measured by the clock. Seems like a good system.

Anyone here who is seriously inconvenienced, or sleep-disturbed by it? What am I missing? Before retiring, I did software development, and I don't recall any problems caused by the changeover in the last few decades. Everyone knew when it was going to happen and handled it, mostly automajically.

(And, no, I'm not doing that libtard thing where I pretend not to understand something in order to avoid defending my position.)

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

145 Hey UK police!!!
Fu*k you.
You have a crusade in your future whether you want it or not. Better find your spine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (2WIwB)

146 All I know is I want the fall back one not the spring forward

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (FtULh)

147 >>>.The House will vote to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. No more changing clocks every six months like a mental patient.

Faced with two options for change, they picked the retarded one. The US Congress everyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)


This x 100%.

I love my early evenings in the cooler months.

If this actually becomes the law, I predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (xqQi7)

148 Don't give the Dems any ideas. They might try to make us nocturnal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (m2wmY)

149 You cannot hate the media enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)
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You stop saying that! I can TOO!

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

150 She has alopecia.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)

That's what Jada Pinkett allegedly has and the reason for the Chris Rock slap.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (/WQyy)

151 >>Presley has alopecia. And is a scumbag

And recently bought a nice vacation home on Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

152 Socialism pays well for the people at the top.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (n5tGW)

153 Re: "daylight savings time", I don't get why people hate it so much. I spend five minutes twice a year changing clocks, and have a couple of days of very slightly disrupted sleep around the transitions. In return, we get later sunsets in the summer and earlier sunrises in the winter, as measured by the clock. Seems like a good system.

Anyone here who is seriously inconvenienced, or sleep-disturbed by it? What am I missing? Before retiring, I did software development, and I don't recall any problems caused by the changeover in the last few decades. Everyone knew when it was going to happen and handled it, mostly automajically.

(And, no, I'm not doing that libtard thing where I pretend not to understand something in order to avoid defending my position.)

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

I just use computers/tables/phones for all time showing devices so I don't even have to bother with swapping twice a year.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (uhVAy)

154 I wonder how much of Greenidge's book was ghostwritten by AI.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

Why you hating on blackademics, rayciss?

-woke AI Grokeshia
Posted by: Polka will never die at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (j46lB)
---
The receding tide of DEI is going to leave a lot of fake scholars high and dry.

A ton of colleges are going to close in the next ten years, and whether legal or not, schools are going to have to jettison the DEI crap or go under.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

155 So they bought US booze and just burned their own inventory by not selling it to customers? That sure showed us....that they are idiots. We need to take them over just to teach them how to make money.
Posted by: Oldcat

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no, they are geniuses -- The Lefty commie globalist bankers destroyed the country, and now they just blame it all on Trump. They drove that whole economy into the ground like a pile driver at the pier, but they just claim - "Trump", "tariffs", etc.

Politically, it is working very well for them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (XYNFs)

156 @140

>>In fairness, look at the makeup of Congress.

In the main, we are governed by some pretty disgusting and retarded people.

The Democrats though are so putrid and so vile, that similarly only putrid and vile people can vote for the at sh*.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (XV/Pl)

157 Anyway, the "8 ball" local reference frame, was *inertial*, showing axes relative to whatever inertial frame they were using

*sobs uncontrollably*

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (fAGm7)

158
And recently bought a nice vacation home on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

There goes the neighborhood....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (FtULh)

159 You cannot hate the media enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)
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You stop saying that! I can TOO!
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

***

Yes HUH!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (2WIwB)

160 Fer cryin' out loud, set the time half way between.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (/enuJ)

161 willowed joke

more PIT maneuvers to stop the car.
Posted by: Community Notes

Our motto:

It's easier to pull you out of the car after it's flipped.
Posted by: Arkansas State Police Youtube



It does tend to take the fight out of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (F5FAo)

162 >> When trains arrived this was a problem for people wanting to meet the train.

Also, trains colliding with each other due to setting clocks to different local times. The railroads realized they needed to synchronize their clocks.

And translating "Railroad Time" amongst all the local times (think of local time as just continuously shifting with longitude) was a nightmare.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM
+++

I'd like to go to Morrow.

https://youtu.be/zdEkm__55ik

Posted by: The ghost of Jim Croce at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

163 Kerri Greenidge is Mellon Associate Professor in the Department of Studies in Race, Colonialism,
and Diaspora at Tufts University, where she also co-directs the African American Trail Project.

____________________


Well of course she's claiming racism. It's all she knows.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (dIske)

164
"We will try the MIRV process on the condition that Speaker Johnson attaches the SAVE America Act to all the appropriation bills and all must-pass bills here in the House and ensures it is sent to the Senate as one bill,"



MIRV process?

I really wish she wouldn't tease like that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (dv49b)

165 If you're late to this thread, we're going to pass a law to set the clocks at a certain hour.

So, that ought to save you some time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

166 As an Alaskan, I want our four time zones back, AND standard time.

"But that will make Anchorage two hours off from Seattle!"


I have zero fucks to give about those waterheads in Seattle. Besides, we used to be two hours off from Seattle before the current bullshit started, and I never noticed it doing any harm. Businesses that needed to deal with Seattle started an hour earlier, and the rest of us had a normal clock.

As for the brutal ignorance that was responsible for institutting "daylight savings time" in Alaska...well...

Posted by: Peter Sellers at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (IG3/x)

167 Anyway, the "8 ball" local reference frame, was *inertial*, showing axes relative to whatever inertial frame they were using

----
I'm picturing an astronaut shaking the Magic 8-Ball and asking it if they are still pointed in the right direction.

"All Signs Point To Yes"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (FZ29D)

168 Oops.
Croce sock fail.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

169 (sock off)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (IG3/x)

170 I hated getting off work when it was dark . Being retired though changes all concept of time.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (/WQyy)

171 "The attack on Black women academics is real."

---------------

Academic debate used to be called scholarship, prove your assertions or shut up. DEI says stuff your scholarship, facts are what I say they are.

Eventually colleges and universities that refuse to stick to facts, debates and discussions will disappear and not a moment too soon.

Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (ZNpJk)

172 Anyone here who is seriously inconvenienced, or sleep-disturbed by it? What am I missing? Before retiring, I did software development, and I don't recall any problems caused by the changeover in the last few decades. Everyone knew when it was going to happen and handled it, mostly automajically.

(And, no, I'm not doing that libtard thing where I pretend not to understand something in order to avoid defending my position.)

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

Time zone programming is always a bit of a pain, even more so world wide.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)

173 Re: "daylight savings time", I don't get why people hate it so much. I spend five minutes twice a year changing clocks, and have a couple of days of very slightly disrupted sleep around the transitions.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)
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It's singular. No savings.

I hate it because for 21 years the "spring forward" happened on a drill weekend, so after being burned out after Saturday drill you get to lose *another* hour of sleep on Sunday. The following workweek was basically zombie territory.

And it is stupid. Pick a time. Daylight saving has commercial interests behind it, and that's why it wins. Follow the money.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

174 The bitchin will be epic in the winter time here, I'm about 60 miles as crow flies to cst. Sunrise will be laaaate and school kids will be dying by the thousands

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 14, 2026 05:58 PM (/6GbT)

175 They say time heals all wounds
But time's standing still

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:58 PM (/WQyy)

176 4 Article at American Thinker was saying there are hundred million Illegals here, sucking the life out of the country

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:17 PM (j9CiB)


What ? ? ? I'm reliably told that there are eleven million illegal aliens here, and that number has remained the same for the last twenty or thirty years. Are you telling me that I've been lied to, and the number is much higher? I simply cannot believe that.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (X5Jzz)

177 Y'all want to know the deal with the DST kerfuffle?

It's a holdover from the time when the northern states held the political power in the country.

The further south you go, the less variance there is in the length of the day. So southern states, and their fine citizens, are less impacted than northern citizens who whine about how the time that everyone calls it must align with their personal preferences.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e)

178 146 All I know is I want the fall back one not the spring forward
Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (FtULh)

Sorry, that's not the one we're getting.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (zYpTz)

179 predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside
——-

That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)

180 That's what Jada Pinkett allegedly has and the reason for the Chris Rock slap.
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (/WQyy)


I thought the reason for the slap was a comment about her sucking more men's cocks since she married Smith than before.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

181 I always miss nekkid art day. Unless it's fat guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)

182 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law."

Meh. Montgomery County MD started doing that in the 90s...

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (7VniJ)

183 Everything's going to be put on a payin' basis!

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e)

184 Academic debate used to be called scholarship, prove your assertions or shut up. DEI says stuff your scholarship, facts are what I say they are.

Eventually colleges and universities that refuse to stick to facts, debates and discussions will disappear and not a moment too soon.
Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (ZNpJk)

***
U of Oregon is shutting down a couple dorms due to a shortfall in applications and a $65 million shortfall. Suck it academia.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (2WIwB)

185 That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)
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I used to wait for the bus in the dark.

Next to a house that I swear was haunted.

Yet I survived.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (FZ29D)

186 I walk my daughter to school through the woods in the morning. We'll be fine. She has a coat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (BI5O2)

187 predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside
——-

That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)

Yup I was waiting for a bus in the dark.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

188 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law."
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Big Brother is Right wing, yo.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (Fi81e)

189 no, they are geniuses -- The Lefty commie globalist bankers destroyed the country, and now they just blame it all on Trump. They drove that whole economy into the ground like a pile driver at the pier, but they just claim - "Trump", "tariffs", etc.

Politically, it is working very well for them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (XYNFs)
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No lie detected.

Canadians have become caricatures of themselves. The country is sliding into a dumpster fire and yet all the Liberals have to do is say "Elbows up against Trump" and their voters shuffle into the polls and give them more power.

Not a serious country.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

190 @151 JackStraw, I bet the white folks on the Vineyard will welcome her a little better than the illegals

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (m2wmY)

191 > predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside
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The state takes care of that, citizen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (jehhT)

192 For the Daylights Savings Time negation, we should mess with the rest of the world and set our official time 20 minutes ahead of everyone else's on the hour time.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (dIske)

193 Presley has alopecia. And is a scumbag

And recently bought a nice vacation home on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)
——

MV is probably 90% white. I doubt there are even 2% blacks there. Odd that the proud black warrior would go live with all the white oppressors.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (bAJQW)

194 American Thinker was saying there are hundred million Illegals here"

*nods in agreement

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (7VniJ)

195 > have a couple of days of very slightly disrupted sleep around the transitions.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

There is a measurable increase in the number of traffic accidents after "springing ahead".

It's hard to imagine that it would be otherwise... put millions of people on the road, all short an hour or more of sleep. Not a good situation.

Time doesn't kill people. Daylight Savings Time kills people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (IG3/x)

196 >Is this about me?

Posted by: Oscillating Richard
----

no
you're thinking of pendants
totally different

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (ZxPkt)

197 I know not everyone is privileged, but we do have things called street lights

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (/6GbT)

198 I live on the far west side of the MT time zone. In the summer the sun sets around 9pm or so. In the winter it rises about 9 am (even later because of the hills to the east). I really don't have a dog in the fight, other than we pick one or the other. Having once lived in Alaska, going to bed when it's light out is no big deal for me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (0aYVJ)

199 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law."

Meh. Montgomery County MD started doing that in the 90s...
Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (7VniJ)

***
They tried that bullshit in Seattle. The garbage collectors were paid bonuses for "violations."
Guess what happened!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

200 27 14 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (j9CiB)

I agree, want Standard.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (kX27y)


Depends a lot on where you are relative to the time zone boundaries.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (X5Jzz)

201 That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)
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If only there was a way to compensate for this, like changing the start times for things...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

202 Honey, it ain't because you are black, it is because you are a liar. I know the democraps told you it was okay to lie, but they were wrong, as usual. They--get this--lied to you.

And God hates a liar.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (bl07w)

203 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law.


Start rigging trashcans with glitter bombs ala porch pirates.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (wHfoO)

204 >predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside
=====


homeroom and 1st period too

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (ZxPkt)

205 Guess what happened!!!

How much were you fined?

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (7VniJ)

206 Moose the Lab just pulled a Schumer on here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (HW/1v)

207 I predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (xqQi7)

For most of the winter, it's like that anyway, even once we've fallen back to standard.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (zYpTz)

208 They tried that bullshit in Seattle. The garbage collectors were paid bonuses for "violations."
Guess what happened!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)
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CHOP?

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (Fi81e)

209 The banana Dream plan is still the best. As the banana Dream I endorse it. Fall back 1 hour twice a month, 24 hours a year. No more of this spring forward business.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (3uBP9)

210 I thought the reason for the slap was a comment about her sucking more men's cocks since she married Smith than before.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

He compared her to GI Jane.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (/WQyy)

211 That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)
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I was one of those kids prowling around in the dark that winter. I liked it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (RIvkX)

212 >>@151 JackStraw, I bet the white folks on the Vineyard will welcome her a little better than the illegals

Believe it or not there has been a black neighborhood on Martha's Vineyard for generations, Oak Bluffs. The residents are as snobby as their white neighbors.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (viF8m)

213 I agree, want Standard.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (kX27y)

Depends a lot on where you are relative to the time zone boundaries.
Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (X5Jzz)

It matters not one iota up here. The light changes by about 6 minutes a day, first one way, and then the other. It's dark in winter and light all summer. You cannot tell the time by the sun.

I just don't want it to change twice a year on somebody's whim.

You know, we have electric lighting now, so....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (bl07w)

214 As a kid in Montana, I would walk to school in the dark in December.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (0aYVJ)

215 Either way, the sun will come up tomorrow, tomorrow.

Posted by: Annie at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (n5tGW)

216 It floors me that the same Congresscritters and Politicians who got spied on using the FISA system... want to put it back into effect with NO CHANGES.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (mP0Kj)

217 no, they are geniuses -- The Lefty commie globalist bankers destroyed the country, and now they just blame it all on Trump. They drove that whole economy into the ground like a pile driver at the pier, but they just claim - "Trump", "tariffs", etc.

Politically, it is working very well for them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (XYNFs)
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No lie detected.

Canadians have become caricatures of themselves. The country is sliding into a dumpster fire and yet all the Liberals have to do is say "Elbows up against Trump" and their voters shuffle into the polls and give them more power.

Not a serious country.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

Yeah I was a bit surprised that the laid back Canadians suddenly were planning mass invasions of America because some asshole from England told them to. I even had to unfollow some dude on Youtube who talked about Comic books because he flipped over into full Canadian militarism mode. Wonder if he's still around.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (uhVAy)

218 Either way, the sun will come up tomorrow, tomorrow.
Posted by: Annie"

Stfu. And your dog, too.

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (7VniJ)

219 Hopefully the nicest ride I ever owned

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

220 Moose the Lab just pulled a Schumer on here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Better than pulling a Biden or a Nadler.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (wHfoO)

221 It is noon when the sun is at its zenith

hello
any you guys heard of Stonehenge

Standard Time FTW

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (ZxPkt)

222 215 Either way, the sun will come up tomorrow, tomorrow.
Posted by: Annie at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (n5tGW)

Unless there is an eclipse... at dawn... then...

Posted by: Shut up Wesley at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (mP0Kj)

223
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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I wish he had offered to make the settlement ten times that sum on the condition that it went to women's shelters. Your call, E Jean. You score $5.6 mil, or abused women of New York get $56 mil.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (mmrXZ)

224 The garbage collectors were paid bonuses for "violations." Guess what happened!!!
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Residents started sniping the collectors with .22 rifles? What?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (fAGm7)

225 U of Oregon is shutting down a couple dorms due to a shortfall in applications and a $65 million shortfall. Suck it academia.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (2WIwB)
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We are approaching the demographic cliff in terms of birth rate. In the next five years a lot of high ed. will close down due to lack of students. Doesn't matter if they drop DEI or not, there are simply not enough Zoomers to fill up infrastructures built on the assumption the Baby Boom would continue forever.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

226 As a kid in Montana, I would walk to school in the dark in December.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (0aYVJ)


I was eaten by a werewolf.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)

227 Ahhhhh! It's dark! Oh nooooo!

What kind of complaint is this, lol? Are people afraid there's monsters that disappear when the sun comes up?

If you're in a place where kids are unsafe at a bus stop at 7am, they're also unsafe at noon.

It's going to be OK. I promise nothing terrible will happen. There, there, Karen... shhhhhh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (BI5O2)

228 Canadians have become caricatures of themselves.

Interestingly, along with the "Americans are so nice" videos from the World Cup, there are a lot of "Damn, Canadians are assholes" videos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (ExV1e)

229 I too, remember going to school in the dark. Always kind of liked it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (n5tGW)

230 I walk my daughter to school through the woods in the morning. We'll be fine. She has a coat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (BI5O2)
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You don't say?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (RIvkX)

231 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (bl07w)

My favorite Vampire movie. 30 Days of Night.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (/WQyy)

232 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law."

Meh. Montgomery County MD started doing that in the 90s...

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM


Montville connecticut started doing that in the 90s as well. One day we came home and the trash was still sitting on the curb not picked up on trash day. The wife called and they said they saw recycle material in our trash and the law prohibited them from picking it up until we removed the offending material and put in one of the approved recycle bins.


I cancelled the $75 a quarter town contract trash service and bought a $50 annual dump pass and took our trash and the neighbors trash to the dump myself.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:08 PM (0N4FZ)

233 It is noon when the sun is at its zenith

hello
any you guys heard of Stonehenge

Standard Time FTW
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (ZxPkt)

I heard someone claim that Stonehenge is made to track the Winter Solstice and all the hippies who watch the Summer Solstice have it precisely backwards.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:08 PM (uhVAy)

234 When I was working, I liked Daylight Savings. It gave me more time to golf after work. Now that I'm retired, I don't care. The hell with you wage slaves.

Posted by: Wally at July 14, 2026 06:08 PM (xdUI2)

235 Yeah I was a bit surprised that the laid back Canadians suddenly were planning mass invasions of America because some asshole from England told them to. I even had to unfollow some dude on Youtube who talked about Comic books because he flipped over into full Canadian militarism mode. Wonder if he's still around.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (uhVAy)
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They are going to buy Gripen jets so that they can escape the American supply chain. (Gripens use American engines.)

The Canadian high command putting out plans for them to fight a guerilla war against us was pretty funny given they are also rounding up all the civilian-owned guns.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

236 Hopefully the nicest ride I ever owned
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)
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Mazel tov!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (RIvkX)

237 Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (RIvkX)

She's safe with Y-Dice. If anything you might want to worry you won't be his b!tch

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (gKWVE)

238 I was eaten by a werewolf.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)

Did you get better?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (bl07w)

239 . In the next five years a lot of high ed. will close down due to lack of students. "

That's funny right there...

/asst dean of student life and such

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (7VniJ)

240 MN is an insane state - wanna bet there's fraud in this program as well????
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The controversial Minnesota Paid Leave program has already paid out nearly $600 million of benefits in its first six months of operation. Now, the highly-touted welfare program could end up consuming an even greater share of taxpayer dollars.

Minnesota Paid Leave was created in 2023 by DFL Gov. Tim Walz and Democrats in the state legislature. The program allows Minnesota residents to take up to 12 weeks of paid medical leave or 12 weeks of paid family leave in a single year.

If a person wants to take a combination of medical leave and family leave, they can receive paid leave benefits for up to 20 weeks. Paid leave recipients typically receive between 55% and 90% of their regular wages with a maximum weekly amount of $1,423.

The program is funded via a 0.88% payroll tax that is evenly split between employers and employees.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (kX27y)

241 207 I predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside.

Because it so much more arrogant to force the entire country to jack with their circadian rhythm and clocks then it is to adjust the local school's hours. If these delicate snow-flakes can handle a snow day, they can handle changing the start of day by a half-hour.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (NzX/y)

242 238 I was eaten by a werewolf.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)

Did you get better?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (bl07w)

Was his hair, perfect?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 06:10 PM (mP0Kj)

243 I played hockey in high school. Like most towns back then we didn't have our own rink so we had to get ice time for practice from a rink in a town that was 2 towns away. And we didn't get a time after school, we got it before school. Long before school.

Shockingly, we all survived the horror.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:10 PM (viF8m)

244 If they started inspecting my garbage cans for recycling violations, I'd probably be a lot less careful about how I securely bag up the dog poop.

Did I mention my dog is the size of a pony?

Have fun digging through that.

Posted by: PabloD at July 14, 2026 06:10 PM (VZv+3)

245 . In the next five years a lot of high ed. will close down due to lack of students. "

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And it will also get lower.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:10 PM (Fi81e)

246 I was one of those kids prowling around in the dark that winter. I liked it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (RIvkX)
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I walked into a little tree when walking to my friend's house to get her to walk to the bus stop with me. I did not like it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2026 06:10 PM (afFes)

247 Yes but a snow day means less work

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:11 PM (RIvkX)

248 It's going to be OK. I promise nothing terrible will happen. There, there, Karen... shhhhhh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (BI5O2)
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In the 1970s, liberal women still got married and even had large families. Karen was a very large voting bloc.

Now, 75% of them are childless, so most don't care and those that do are insignificant.

And as noted, schools can shift the start time if they want.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

249 U of Oregon is shutting down a couple dorms due to a shortfall in applications and a $65 million shortfall. Suck it academia.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (2WIwB)
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We are approaching the demographic cliff in terms of birth rate. In the next five years a lot of high ed. will close down due to lack of students. Doesn't matter if they drop DEI or not, there are simply not enough Zoomers to fill up infrastructures built on the assumption the Baby Boom would continue forever.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

That, and we just have far far too many garbage unis and too few trades and general education schools for our own good. Most people don't need 4 years of classes to indoctrinate them on stuff proven false 75 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:11 PM (uhVAy)

250 > into full Canadian militarism mode

I have a gedankenexperiment for the event that the United States gets taken over by Hitler (a real Hitler, not the non-Hitlers Canadian communists screech about any time a Republican is elected).

WWHD?

1) Bomb Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal flat, then bounce the rubble.
2) Mine the Saint Lawrence Seaway and the Inside Passage on the other coast.
3) Drop all bridges on the Trans-Canada Highway and the CN railroad.
4) Bomb every hydro project.
5) Wait one winter.
6) Move in and shoot the starving, cannibalistic survivors. There won't be very many of them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 06:11 PM (IG3/x)

251 The DST change will last one year, like it did in 1972/1973

Posted by: Chuck C at July 14, 2026 06:11 PM (vlMt3)

252 I cancelled the $75 a quarter town contract trash service and bought a $50 annual dump pass and took our trash and the neighbors trash to the dump myself.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:08 PM (0N4FZ)

Trash collection here ran about $125/mo. I cancelled that and now we take our trash a mile down the road to the Tug Bar, which has a small transfer station and charges $3/bag. Plus, you pay at the bar, so.... trash day is a lot more fun than it used to be.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:12 PM (bl07w)

253 @212 JackStraw , I think I read of that area in an article about the brown paper bag test for determining amongst blacks who was "too black"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 06:12 PM (m2wmY)

254 The program allows Minnesota residents to take up to 12 weeks of paid medical leave or 12 weeks of paid family leave in a single year.

I'm sure that most employers are thrilled with this since the laziest ones will self-identify as they do one of two things:

Show everyone that their absence didn't matter
-or-
Piss everyone off who has to work harder to fill the gap.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 06:12 PM (xE0sV)

255
Kerri Greenidge is Mellon Associate Professor in the Department of Studies in Race, Colonialism,
and Diaspora at Tufts University, where she also co-directs the African American Trail Project.

================

She's no longer with Tufts, and the publisher no longer lists her book. Sometimes there are happy endings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:12 PM (mmrXZ)

256 Interestingly, along with the "Americans are so nice" videos from the World Cup, there are a lot of "Damn, Canadians are assholes" videos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (ExV1e)
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They have a lot of expectation on them to end it all these days.

Everybody has to pitch in and do their part.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:12 PM (Fi81e)

257 We are approaching the demographic cliff in terms of birth rate. In the next five years a lot of high ed. will close down due to lack of students. Doesn't matter if they drop DEI or not, there are simply not enough Zoomers to fill up infrastructures built on the assumption the Baby Boom would continue forever.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)


Spot on.
There grim days ahead.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:13 PM (2WIwB)

258 226 As a kid in Montana, I would walk to school in the dark in December.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (0aYVJ)

I was eaten by a werewolf.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)

Was it Sybil Danning?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 14, 2026 06:13 PM (xcxpd)

259 Now, 75% of them are childless, so most don't care and those that do are insignificant.

And as noted, schools can shift the start time if they want.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

Calif High Schools are still full... just a lot of them don't speak English well.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)

260 > there are a lot of "Damn, Canadians are assholes" videos.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (ExV1e)

Anyone in the service profession could tell you that.

The only people who get tips from Canadians are underage Cuban prostitutes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 06:13 PM (IG3/x)

261 The Canadian military got a big recruiting bump from Trumps "51st state remark last year" . They were really, REALLY butt hurt over it.(their recruiting went right back to shit afterwards but they are still butt hurt)

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 06:14 PM (YwEeS)

262 242 238 I was eaten by a werewolf.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)

Did you get better?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (bl07w)

Was his hair, perfect?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 06:10 PM (mP0Kj)

I believe they met while drinking Pina Coladas at Trader Vics.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:14 PM (bl07w)

263 And it will also get lower.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:10 PM (Fi81e)
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Correct and it is already hitting primary education. A lot of districts are going to have to consolidate because there won't be enough students to keep them viable.

Rural communities faced this before, but now urban ones are going to be hardest hit. My area seems to be immune because its a college town, so people buy houses here when young and sell when the kids move out. Major demographic turnover going on.

When we moved it, there was only one set of kids besides ours, and now they are all over the place. Happily, despite being a liberal area, the kids are roaming freely, riding bikes recklessly and having a generally unsupervised great time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

264 They are going to buy Gripen jets so that they can escape the American supply chain. (Gripens use American engines.)

The Canadian high command putting out plans for them to fight a guerilla war against us was pretty funny given they are also rounding up all the civilian-owned guns.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

I have somewhere an old military history magazine (but hard cover) that discussed Canada's plans to invade (well raid) the US pre WWII and our plans to invade them. It was pretty amusing, and they actually had an army then, if small.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

265 The receding tide of DEI is going to leave a lot of fake scholars high and dry.

A ton of colleges are going to close in the next ten years, and whether legal or not, schools are going to have to jettison the DEI crap or go under.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

Demographics. There are a whole lot of 18 year olds that should be enrolling in college this year, but they were never born thanks to the left's insistence on keeping their unholy sacrament of abortion forever enshrined in law in culture.

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 14, 2026 06:15 PM (j46lB)

266 In July 2026, Greenidge left her tenured associate professor posiition at Tufts University following an internal review that identified multiple factual errors and citation issues in her 2022 book, The Grimkes.

Consequently, the publisher, Liveright, removed the book from its website amid allegations from scholars that The Grimkes contained fabricated citations and unsubstantiated claims.

While Greenidge disputes the findings and has characterized the scrutiny as racially motivated attacks on Black women academics, Tufts University maintains that its independent peer review was fair and objective.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 14, 2026 06:15 PM (/eAef)

267 We are approaching the demographic cliff in terms of birth rate. In the next five years a lot of high ed. will close down due to lack of students. Doesn't matter if they drop DEI or not, there are simply not enough Zoomers to fill up infrastructures built on the assumption the Baby Boom would continue forever.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM


Yep, they are already closing schools in the DFW area for lack of students even while the area is expanding and more and more people are moving in. Granted some of that is because of school vouchers but most of it is due to plummeting birth rates and Trump's deportation policies.


Fort Worth alone is going to close 18 schools over the next three years because of declining enrollment.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:15 PM (0N4FZ)

268
The program allows Minnesota residents to take up to 12 weeks of paid medical leave or 12 weeks of paid family leave in a single year.

____________

Buncha people will be "sick" for 12 weeks, then quit just as they have to come back.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:16 PM (O0L8i)

269 We are approaching the demographic cliff in terms of birth rate. In the next five years a lot of high ed.

Also, word gets out that some welders are pulling down a quarter million a year. Hell of a lot better than pissing away 8 years accumulating college debt to get that doctorate in Barista

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 06:16 PM (xE0sV)

270 "I am heartbroken that a field I have given my life to can treat me this way," she told the outlet. "The attack on Black women academics is real."

That's right. Us Black women need to band together.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 14, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

271 The Canadian military got a big recruiting bump from Trumps "51st state remark last year" . They were really, REALLY butt hurt over it.(their recruiting went right back to shit afterwards but they are still butt hurt)
Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 06:14 PM (YwEeS)
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I loved how they tried to recruit foreigners and the very first OCS equivalent collapsed into anarchy because the Muslims and the Sikhs kept fighting and both treated the white women like trash.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:16 PM (ZOv7s)

272 268
The program allows Minnesota residents to take up to 12 weeks of paid medical leave or 12 weeks of paid family leave in a single year.

____________

Buncha people will be "sick" for 12 weeks, then quit just as they have to come back.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:16 PM (O0L8i)

Had that happen at work recently. Dirtbags.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 14, 2026 06:17 PM (xcxpd)

273 Also, word gets out that some welders are pulling down a quarter million a year. Hell of a lot better than pissing away 8 years accumulating college debt to get that doctorate in Barista

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 06:16 PM (xE0sV)
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DEI was their ticket to the good life.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)

274 Didn't the Canadian military have problems recently and continuing with its DEI officer corps? They ain't invading anyone except maybe white Canadians houses

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 06:17 PM (m2wmY)

275 Buncha people will be "sick" for 12 weeks, then quit just as they have to come back.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:16 PM (O0L8i)


And that's why you outsource to Bangalore where they have ~100 holidays every year and "mandatory strikes".

So much productivity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)

276 An American transsexual man who applied for asylum in the Netherlands due to “oppression in Trump’s America” has been placed in the infamous asylum center Ter Apel famous for Islamist extremists and knife violence.

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur)

277 Kerri Greenidge is Mellon Associate Professor in the Department of Studies in Race, Colonialism,
and Diaspora at Tufts University, where she also co-directs the African American Trail Project.

================

She's no longer with Tufts, and the publisher no longer lists her book. Sometimes there are happy endings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:12 PM (mmrXZ)

When I was college hunting Tufts sent me a card asking me to go there about a week before I was due at my real college. Pretty desperate, I thought.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

278 > That's right. Us Black women need to band together.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 14, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

Preach it, sistah!

-- Shawna King, deadname Sean King.

That's right, I'm now black AND trans! Suck it, haters!

Posted by: Shawna King at July 14, 2026 06:18 PM (IG3/x)

279 murder fuck murder is the game

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur)

280 Did you get better?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:09 PM (bl07w)


Seriously, if I could survive and become the man I am today in spite of being chased, disemboweled and eaten in the artificial darkness created by governmental decree by a mythical monster, people who are whining about some minor element like year round DST should just sack up and follow my lead by not being a pussy.

Sure, werewolves are mean and being killed and eaten by one is inconvenient, but think of how much better it is to have government impose stupid horological solutions to problems that weren't a problem until Congress decided it needed solving!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 06:19 PM (rbvCR)

281 Correct and it is already hitting primary education. A lot of districts are going to have to consolidate because there won't be enough students to keep them viable.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

Anchorage needs to close about 6 elementary schools, but they won't. The teachers needs those jobs, you understand, so even if there aren't enough kids to teach, the schools remain open.

Anchorage schools are the armpit of education. Not only are the less kids, the ones there are are headed for homeschooling or private schools. But that won't stop the teachers union from asking for more money, every year.

So glad I don't live in Los Anchorage any more.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:19 PM (bl07w)

282 Some outfit, homos I guess, a Concerned Homos Action Committee, something like that, have released guidelines that all the networks must follow concerning camera angles used to broadcast women sports like volley ball and track and vaulting, etc..

The new guidelines specify that the male gaze must always be denied, foiled in some way. No man must ever be allowed to experience joy in viewing the female form while watching sports.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 06:19 PM (3uBP9)

283 Didn't the Canadian military have problems recently and continuing with its DEI officer corps? They ain't invading anyone except maybe white Canadians houses
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 06:17 PM (m2wmY)

Like most western non armies, they have no equipment and have shipped a lot of it to Ukraine.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:19 PM (uhVAy)

284 Who could have seen this coming?

>>@paulsperry_

>>So here's what we're learning from all these declassified materials: The US Intelligence Community *juiced* intel to make it seem like Moscow interfered in the 2016 election to help Trump, but then *buried* intel indicating Beijing interfered in the election to help Biden in 2020

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (viF8m)

285
That demographic cliff has colleges panicking now, I've read. 2026-2030 are going to be brutal. Colleges will have empty classrooms, cafeterias, dorms, gyms, etc to maintain. Either that or every high school grad with a pulse gets in and we start graduating utter illiterates.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (mmrXZ)

286
-- Shawna King, deadname Sean King.

That's right, I'm now black AND trans! Suck it, haters!

Posted by: Shawna King at July 14, 2026 06:18 PM (IG3/x)

Gynlotromin X

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (/+uur)

287 Mamdani hasn't taken a stance on whether he was in favor of the [pay] hikes and said he'd leave it for the City Council to debate.
=========

Straight out of the Bolshevik playbook. The Boss never publicly gets involved in the knifework. He softly states that he will leave the matter to "the people" to decide. And the hatchetpersons know exactly what they're expected to do.

Comrade Stalin would have approved.

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (rj6Yv)

288


At a hearing today on DEI in medical schools:

Jenn Pellegrino 🇺🇸
@JennPellegrino
·
1h
I can't believe this is real.

The Chancellor of UC San Francisco testified under oath that a "vast majority of pregnancies are in women." Implying some pregnancies occur in men.

When asked directly whether a non-biological woman has ever had a baby, he refused to answer. This is the head of one of the top medical schools in the country.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (kX27y)

289 About the Canadian World Cup experience:

Several FIFA World Cup tourists have reported being robbed in Canada, with prominent incidents occurring in downtown Vancouver. In one widely publicized incident, an Australian visitor had his baggage—containing his laptop and passport—stolen from the lobby at Onni's Level Hotel in downtown Vancouver, forcing him to get a temporary passport from his consulate.

The reason is rather simple. Vancouver's World Cup venue (BC Place) is about a 10 minute walk (or stumble) from Downtown Eastside. Downtown Eastside is famous for their encouraged drug use (one of those government, here's your free needle places). So, yeah, they are going to help celebrate the World Cup and rob a few of those people with money.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 06:21 PM (dIske)

290 > we start graduating utter illiterates.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (mmrXZ)


"Start"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 06:21 PM (IG3/x)

291 I fully support DST year round, for purely personal reasons. In winter I have no time after work for any outdoor activities. And getting dark at 4:30PM sucks--seasonal depression is (kinda) real and that shit doesn't help.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 14, 2026 06:22 PM (XMwZJ)

292 Nood. 'flation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)

293 DEI was their ticket to the good life.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)

Pretty sure you don't have to be black to be a fabulist in academia these days. If you read some of the bullshit passed off as scholarship, you would realize that most "academics" are there because they wouldn't be hirable in the real world. Make up something outrageous, couch it in undecipherable language, and get tenure.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:22 PM (bl07w)

294 >>So here's what we're learning from all these declassified materials: The US Intelligence Community *juiced* intel to make it seem like Moscow interfered in the 2016 election to help Trump, but then *buried* intel indicating Beijing interfered in the election to help Biden in 2020
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (viF8m)
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Like Sperry, but this is kinda old news--but maybe not to everybody.

It's just like they covered up Putin's actual preference for the devil he knew: Cthillary.

And all the other shit the IC covered up, so as the float the narrative that Trump's foreign alliances endangered our republic.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e)

295
>>So here's what we're learning from all these declassified materials: The US Intelligence Community *juiced* intel to make it seem like Moscow interfered in the 2016 election to help Trump, but then *buried* intel indicating Beijing interfered in the election to help Biden in 2020
Posted by: JackStraw

=============

That bitch Hillary and that phony Rachel Maddow should be chased down the street by people yelling "Russia Russia Russia!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:22 PM (mmrXZ)

296 Either that or every high school grad with a pulse gets in and we start graduating utter illiterates.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM


Point of order, how is that any different than what is being done now?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:22 PM (0N4FZ)

297 That demographic cliff has colleges panicking now, I've read. 2026-2030 are going to be brutal. Colleges will have empty classrooms, cafeterias, dorms, gyms, etc to maintain. Either that or every high school grad with a pulse gets in and we start graduating utter illiterates.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (mmrXZ)

That just moves the issue down a level. We already have schools that let in any grad with a pulse you just hear about them less. These ones will have to go first or get absorbed into bigger ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy)

298 172 Anyone here who is seriously inconvenienced, or sleep-disturbed by it? What am I missing? Before retiring, I did software development, and I don't recall any problems caused by the changeover in the last few decades. Everyone knew when it was going to happen and handled it, mostly automajically.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

Time zone programming is always a bit of a pain, even more so world wide.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)


My experience, at least the past few decades, was that the operating system and/or language libraries handled most of the keeping track and converting.

Then there are leap seconds. Those were always scary, not being quite sure if everything would blow up at 11:59:60.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 06:23 PM (X5Jzz)

299 I keep hearing NJ is a major site for ICE operations.

Considering the vote in the state has gotten a lot closer if we deport enough illegals perhaps we will get it purple....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (sKqQm)

300 >>Like Sperry, but this is kinda old news--but maybe not to everybody.

Well yea, we knew it. But now we have proof.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m)

301 285
That demographic cliff has colleges panicking now, I've read. 2026-2030 are going to be brutal. Colleges will have empty classrooms, cafeterias, dorms, gyms, etc to maintain. Either that or every high school grad with a pulse gets in and we start graduating utter illiterates.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:20 PM (mmrXZ)

You guys have zero point fucking zero in the game.
States give you money. Students give you money.
You put ZERO in the game.
If I buy a car my bank wants to get paid and if the shit hits the fan they want the car fixed.
If the shit hits the fan the manu want the car fixed.
I want my car fixed.

You got nothing to offer.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:25 PM (/+uur)

302 If only there was a way to compensate for this, like changing the start times for things...

Well, we can hope every single place changes their open and closing time, or we could change the official time, maybe by an hour for half the year.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (vlMt3)

303 Fun fact Rachel Dolezal left her political career for an Only Fans career.

You saw her make an ass out of herself on the internet, but now you can see her actual ass on the internet.

Note: Not at all kidding here

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (sKqQm)

304 Point of order, how is that any different than what is being done now?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 06:22 PM (0N4FZ)

I was living in TLH in 2008 or 9 and Miss St (friend play football there) started 13th grade.
Then TA fuckin DA FAMU has a 13th grade.
Every HBCU and all unis in the South have a secret 13th grade to basically cover grade 9-12 in a year.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:28 PM (/+uur)

305 If this actually becomes the law, I predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Bullshit. Change the start of school.

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 06:29 PM (q6tQZ)

306 Falsifying citations is the equivalent of capital murder in academia.

Why do it? She thought nobody would ever check the citations?

Very peculiar risk calculus!

Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 06:30 PM (RCjYY)

307 My experience, at least the past few decades, was that the operating system and/or language libraries handled most of the keeping track and converting.

Then there are leap seconds. Those were always scary, not being quite sure if everything would blow up at 11:59:60.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 06:23 PM (X5Jzz)

This was for a small remote power measuring board to measure usage right on the building power circuits programming itself to wake up N hours later for "off period" stuff in the middle of the night so no OS and running GMT internally. Nothing difficult just fiddly because timezones are a pain and they roll over on you too.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy)

308 What the fuck is TA fuckin' DA?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (XMwZJ)

309 Falsifying citations is the equivalent of capital murder in academia.

Why do it? She thought nobody would ever check the citations?

Very peculiar risk calculus!
Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2026 06:30 PM (RCjYY)

supposedly it used to be, unlikely this is the case now.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)

310 Fun fact Rachel Dolezal left her political career for an Only Fans career.

You saw her make an ass out of herself on the internet, but now you can see her actual ass on the internet.

Note: Not at all kidding here
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2026 06:26 PM (sKqQm)

The average OF girl makes about 200 dollars. Not 'a month', just 200 dollars.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:34 PM (uhVAy)

311 I was living in TLH in 2008 or 9 and Miss St (friend play football there) started 13th grade.
Then TA fuckin DA FAMU has a 13th grade.
Every HBCU and all unis in the South have a secret 13th grade to basically cover grade 9-12 in a year.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 06:28 PM (/+uur)

When I was in college at an Engineering school in 1980 they had a 3-2 program with smaller nearby schools were you could spend time at the satellite school for three years getting up to speed then finish the Engineering degree at the main school in 2 more and get a diploma. I thought it was a smart solution for the problem of not all highschools being alike.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

312 307

This was for a small remote power measuring board to measure usage right on the building power circuits programming itself to wake up N hours later for "off period" stuff in the middle of the night so no OS and running GMT internally. Nothing difficult just fiddly because timezones are a pain and they roll over on you too.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy)


You mean you didn't use a 64 bit processor with 8 Gbytes of RAM running Linux with a bunch of open network ports, written in Java, for a small monitoring system? You must be some kind of Neanderthal!

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 06:43 PM (X5Jzz)

313 we do not need daylight well into the evening

Just define evening as when it gets dark due to the sun setting, and voilà: no more daylight in the evening.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 06:47 PM (aOqrc)

314 What the fuck is TA fuckin' DA?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 14, 2026 06:33 PM (XMwZJ)


ta-da
interjection
tä-ˈdä
variants or less commonly ta-dah
—used as mock fanfare to call attention to something remarkable

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2026 06:50 PM (aOqrc)

315 I'm one of those weirdos who like the time change
Maybe THE weirdo. I like the extra hour of sleep when we go back to standard time, and even the early sunset. And i like the extra sunshine at the end of my hibernation.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 14, 2026 06:52 PM (NYInA)

316 Restore Biological Time!

Eliminate translight saving time!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at July 14, 2026 07:24 PM (QdtAi)

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