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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - August 13, 2026 [Doof]
Did you celebrate this anniversary yesterday?
Are you ready to feel old?
— Christopher Wipper (@SGTWipper1Each) August 13, 2026
On this day in 1981 – IBM introduces the PC and PC-DOS version 1.0
It had 16 kilobytes of RAM and optional single or dual 5.25-inch floppy disk drives.
The price? $1,565
Did you grow up with a computer in your home? pic.twitter.com/AjzaSwluEx
Gauchiste voyage dans le temps pour sauver Georges Floyd pic.twitter.com/sha7lS55we
— Le Crapaud (@Le_Crapaud47) August 13, 2026
Does he fare any better traveling back in time to meet Che Guevara?
The Truth hits hard in this videopic.twitter.com/tCOySPp52h
— BabyBilly (@TheTriggerTrade) August 13, 2026
I hope more of these hit my feed soon! ----- You probably heard that Karoline Leavitt is stepping down as White House Press Secretray. Lots of speculation as to who will replace her.
The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms pic.twitter.com/nAAIqNFCt3
— Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ (@dogeofficialceo) August 13, 2026
----- Flock segment of the night
Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley Posted This garbage on X today
I've learned a lot in nine years of buildingThe post itself is heavily ratioed (more comments than likes). Comments are not friendly to him. There is a link at the post to a longer post on Flock's website - should that be something that interests you. More here - Flock announces changes amid backlash over its license plate reader network *** From Orwell Day on X - a collage of headlines about Flock cancellations.
@Flock_Safety
. Some of it from our customers, and some of it from the communities they serve. Today we’re announcing the changes that came from listening. A new standard for privacy, security, and accountability in public safety technology. We're also asking state legislators to go further. Mandate real auditing on every law enforcement data system. Raise the penalties for misuse. And if your state wants help building it, we'll do it for free.
There are zero Flock cameras in Manhattan’s wealthiest neighborhood
— Orwell Day (@OrwellDay) August 12, 2026
Flock cameras for thee but not for me? I guess the rich don't want to be monitored like common criminals by their government.
Are you mad yet?! pic.twitter.com/7m7zDAEgrz
----- From the "I saw it so now you have to" department
Whatever this is, don’t invite me. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/LWdOUnZDRM
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) August 13, 2026
----- Save your stuff on devices you own. Music, photos -- yeah, we all know that. It even applies to TV broadcast footage!! PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct
Nine PBS is afraid that it will lose over 70 years of archival materials and programming after its contracted cloud storage vendor has apparently gone out of business. According to Current, the channel used Open Source Storage, or OSS, for storing over 50TB of data — but it suddenly lost access to its data earlier this year. Nine PBS has been working with OSS and its predecessor since 2019 and intended to renew its contract on March 6 of this year. The company never responded and abruptly cut off the station’s data access even though it still had 30 days to retrieve its data after the contract ended. The station dug a little bit deeper when it discovered that the OSS website no longer existed and was listed as delinquent under the Colorado Secretary of State. It also discovered that OSS utilized Iron Mountain’s services, so it sent a demand letter to the latter to preserve its data and to "pay any reasonable costs associated with its demand." At the time, Iron Mountain did not confirm or deny that it possessed Nine PBS’ data.
This wouldn't have been an issue if the organization bought a $1,000 NAS and populated it with a few hard drives.
100.7 "The Bay" - Classic Rock radio station in Baltimore went off the air last night, just before Midnight. The station was sold and the frequency is now a Christian Contemporary music station. The folks at The Bay posted their playlist from their final hour on the air. Seems like they had fun taking a poke at the new format.
From The Bay's Facebook page
Tonight's ONT brought to you by karma
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - surprise surprise surprise at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (C8pEi)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (Lzhdy)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)
Nah, for me it was Computerworld and Infoworld.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Why, yes, actually, I did. Multiple, in fact. Including the one where we etched the motherboard and soldered on the chips, and the Atari I programmed in assembly language.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (3mtTi)
Posted by: TRex - hunting the wumpus dino at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)
Ha! I thought that one had been retired.
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)
Thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (3mtTi)
Disco Doof approves of ABBA but definitely not the shirtless dudes doing - whatever it is they're doing!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
Not exactly growing up. By the time they brought out the PC in 1981, I had already been computing on my Radio Shack Model I for three years. It was the FUTURE!
I skipped the PC and didn't upgrade until the PC-AT. Did get the Shack Model 100 "laptop" in the meanwhile, and logged into CompuServe, pre-wwweb.
I knew every chip in that Model I and even messed with some of them in ways I never could later.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hooray for the mighty Z-80 chip! at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (C8pEi)
Oh hell no! They didn't exist for us 29 year olds during our formative years.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (2Xqig)
I remember, back when I was a working stiff, suggesting to my employer that, while buying storage may cost more, it was safer if you actually wanted to guarantee access to your data.
I was poo-pooed. I'm sure it'll all be fine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (L8op7)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)
Everybody knows how much he pays us
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)
Which, unfortunately, means something very different than it did in the 90s. Back then we had Phil Keagy, Brian Duncan, Petra, and so on.
Now, it seems we mostly have some meager choirs and a few rappers. Up through the 00s, we went to concerts and enjoyed a lot of good music. I don't hear much of that good stuff anymore. Sad.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (kU0PQ)
@ByronYork 1m
From the Fox poll, Rogers vs. el Sayed in Michigan:
White men, no college degree: Rogers 63 el Sayed 37
White men, college degree: Rogers 55 el Sayed 43
White women, no college degree: Rogers 60 el Sayed 38
White women, college degree: Rogers 37 el Sayed 60
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (diia5)
You know what the call your stuff in the cloud?
Not your stuff.
LTO is for closers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)
I couldn't listen to the final two hours of a rock station. It would be like --
self-censored, too heavy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (/QHx4)
For a proper understanding of the situation, always replace phrases referring to "the cloud" with phrases referring to "some other asshole's computer."
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: TRex - no wumpus yet dino at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (XfIK1)
Now, I have my home laptop that I use as a desktop, my work desktop, my phone, my iPad. And yet, when something goes wrong I throw my hands in the air and say "golly." Then I have my wife or my son fix it.
Just because I use computers all damn day does not mean I know how the stupid things work.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Turn in off and then back on. Fixes anything. Standard IT answer in bygone days.
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
Thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM
We have one on each of the roads out of town. That's six cameras. I might be able to find a workaround on one of the Farm to Market roads, though, if I need to escape.
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (2Xqig)
And Mrs.D and I were just talking about the old days when we'd call people and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can.
Hmmmm....???
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
I don't know exactly, but I'm betting Che Guevera would have a one-word answer for them.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (kU0PQ)
As if. Was 25 before I owned a Color TV. Or air conditioning.
Posted by: Old Man Adams at August 13, 2026 10:13 PM (JM9I6)
self-censored, too heavy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)
It went completely silent after Stairway. For at least 30 mins. Possibly at long longer. It was sad.
Not that I listen to regular radio much anymore, but there's comfort knowing it's there.
Until it isn't.
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
Um
Doof, this causes me to have some questions about you. Questions I neither want to ask nor to which I want answers.
Just don't do it again, m'kay?
Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing skeezy about it at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (C8pEi)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
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Some people repair their cars. Most people drive their cars and have a mechanic repair them. Intimate knowledge of vehicle mechanics is not necessary to operate a vehicle well.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (pMmVV)
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I had a Magic 8 Ball. It was about as accurate as Co-pilot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (qFwJc)
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Yeah, and Dad hated us calling it a Trash-80.
I finally got something games-worthy for college.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
I might be the only person who thinks that one is completely played out. Maybe I should make a "Marco Rubio finds out he just jumped the shark" version.
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (/QHx4)
Still, it seems, I’m in Xwitter purgatory.
But the AC/DC Vid more than made up for that.
I was fortunate enough to see them in Long Bech on this tour. With the ex-limo driver as the singer. Still remember pretty much every bit of it.
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (N91F8)
As the saying goes:
That's too bad.
Anyway…
Posted by: mindful webworker - more concerned about lost early Dr Who episodes at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (C8pEi)
Aside from a couple of post-retirement jobs (school bus driver, delivery guy), he never had a cell phone. He never used a computer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)
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I thought that was Hillary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)
Howdy SiD!! Good to see you!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (s522d)
Looks like the criminals in NY know where the rich are and no cameras.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
No way was a computer ever gonna darken our door, thank goodness.
I actually had to walk to the county library to look stuff up.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (/QHx4)
Not when I was still a training ski. My grade school did have one (1) student-accessible Apple ][+ computer.
We bought our own Apple ][+ when I was in 7th grade.
Replaced with a //c a few years later.
And I bought myself a used 386sx/16 when I started college.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
Oh hell no! They didn't exist for us 29 year olds during our formative years.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Gives himself away.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)
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My VIC-20 had a tape drive.
Tape.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:21 PM (aJQbY)
That was my first experience with a computer, back in 1988.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 10:21 PM (FdpeO)
Durn tootin', I did. I been slingin' code since before my sister was born. I still don't know what caused more trouble; my code or my sister! Nowadays, they both say I talk too much.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (s522d)
Dude, I am laughing so hard right now. As in out loud with my eyes watering!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
Never was able to make crank calls - phones were in the kitchen and my parents' room. Couldn't get anything by those two...😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (SRRAx)
Can’t imagine how THAT meme would look.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (Wnv9h)
https://youtu.be/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)
Crime never went down and now the cops arrest them for posting criticism of politicians online.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (0MjtC)
We had an electric typewriter. No correcting tape either. White out pock marked my homework.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (XuXeR)
So, the size of one mid-resolution pic of Tessa Fowler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Dancing Queens - don't you recognize them?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)
A buddy and I bought the Borland C and split the cost ($500). My middle son was writing software at the his age of 16.
He got his MS in Comp Sci 15 years ago and is now ridiculously wealthy.
In hindsight, it was cheaper than putting him through college, although I did pony up the $5,000 that he owed the Univ. of Toronto so he could graduate.
I think of it as a great investment in my son's future.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at
This was the warmup for that. My throat still burns from when I threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (ftFVW)
I also heard of another that was switching genres and played "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over for something like 24 hours straight in between.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (jGGMD)
Flock didn't show up and start setting up cameras for the hell of it.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (XuXeR)
My husband says computers and plastic will ruin the world, lol.
I've heard that so many times from him.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (/QHx4)
[pic of Sydney Sweeney's cleavage as press secretary]
- Sir Doge of the Coin
Any proof that Sir Doge is not Bulg?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (ftFVW)
Wow - look who stopped by! I'm honored!!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Doof
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Doooooooooooof!
OK, that was funny. I typed the letter "o" a bunch of times in your nic and autocucumber shortened it to the above. Protecting me from blowing the margins, perhaps?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (PcoR0)
Which, unfortunately, means something very different than it did in the 90s. Back then we had Phil Keagy, Brian Duncan, Petra, and so on.
Now, it seems we mostly have some meager choirs and a few rappers. Up through the 00s, we went to concerts and enjoyed a lot of good music. I don't hear much of that good stuff anymore. Sad.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (kU0PQ)
I like Phil Keaggy, because he was a virtuoso guitar player who used his talent for Christ. Sadly, a lot of "christian" musicians these days want to use the genre to jump into mainstream pop. They can't write, they can barely sing, and none of it is worshiping God, it seems to worship the singer. Hubby calls it worshiptainment. It's not a compliment.
Posted by: moki at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of FLOCK automated license plate readers
https://t.ly/boolV
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg
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I am, thanks. Commuting to Greenville 3x per week, and a (remote) side gig are keeping me hopping. How about you?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (PcoR0)
Hey, I have some crack pipes to sell. The name of my company is "Orson's Relaxing Tiny Rock Holders."
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)
Posted by: moki at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)
I call it crap.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (o5Cl5)
The tape drive was an upgrade for our Atari.
It meant I could program without an EPROM setup.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (kU0PQ)
[pic of Sydney Sweeney's cleavage as press secretary]
- Sir Doge of the Coin
Any proof that Sir Doge is not Bulg?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
I would have expected Ben Shapiro's sister, so Sydney could keep acting.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)
Eventually, I had a Laser 128, a cheap knockoff of an Apple II.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (cdNls)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Doof
I have this one weird trick where I try to go to bed before 9 pm Central.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (ftFVW)
Actress Virna Lisa Pieralisi (1936-2014)
Kind of weird feeling when you see all the pix on these starlets from their peak years, and then there's one from much later. Some hold up better than otters.
https://bit.ly/virna-lisa-pieralisi
Posted by: mindful webworker - turned down Barbarella at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (C8pEi)
OK, that was funny. I typed the letter "o" a bunch of times in your nic and autocucumber shortened it to the above. Protecting me from blowing the margins, perhaps?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (PcoR0)
I appreciate the effort! Hope all is well with you!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
15 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex - hunting the wumpus dino
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16 Food!
Posted by: Bulg
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Ha! I thought that one had been retired.
Posted by: Doof
Has ocsiD been tried, yet?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 13, 2026 10:32 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (ftFVW)
And you're not even 29 yet!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:32 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (BN8mS)
https://youtu.be/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)
Much awesome.
And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.
Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.
Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Tomorrow we get our leaky water line replaced. Gonna be fun. But we will survive it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)
Chloe the Bengal Klutz says, "Hello!" and is determined to press every key on my keyboard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Lzhdy)
I can hear the thunder from 20 miles away.
Hope I don't lose Internet again from my broadband tower.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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LMAO!
*wipes off monitor*
Good thing I was drinking plain water...
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:37 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:37 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline
Seether's Careless Whisper is so good, better than the original. And I don't hate the Wham! version.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (ftFVW)
The idiot in charge said: "technology such as automated license plate readers (ALPRs) significantly strengthens IMPD’s ability to solve crimes, find endangered and missing people, and keep Indianapolis safe"
What was Franklin's take on that again?
The problem isn't Flock.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (rdVOm)
Stairway to Heaven
Old classic cartoon (not mine)
https://bit.ly/highway-stairway
Posted by: mindful webworker - bummer at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (C8pEi)
Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.
Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Also in that neighborhood, gODHEAD's cover of Eleanor Rigby:
https://youtu.be/z_YyGw-gyL0
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Lzhdy)
Same thing, but Lewis and Floorwax in Denver. I was on my way to work, and they were talking about a plane hitting one of the buildings, and were watching it on one of the news stations; and then they watched the second plane hit. Wait, what?
25 years later it still hurts. Fuck islam. Fuck mohammed. Fuck allah.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)
That voice was made to croon those words. And laugh that laugh.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:45 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 10:45 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:46 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (sOtuf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (sAmhv)
We were ordered to STOP! And listen to the broadcast for about 15 minutes. UGH.
Back to work. Watched the nooz when I got home. Realized I was crying.
And then a silent rage began to fill my consciousness, such that *types* *deletes*!!!!!
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)
Por ejemplo:
Shadows Fall does a great cover of Welcome to the Machine.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:49 PM (0aYVJ)
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Strew cans of mixed nuts under the chairs before they enter.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:50 PM (pMmVV)
I thought gay men were supposed to be physically fit, well groomed, and attractive. If they're going to look like that, what's the point of their being gay?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Well, if they look like that, how *else* would they get laid?
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)
We are pretty happy with these guys; they know the quirks of 100-year-old houses and are familiar with the neighborhood. It will be interesting to see what they come up with design-wise.
Looks like my "Bucket List Year #3 - The Third Year Is The Charm" money will be spent on these 2 things. Hopefully I will see the finished projects! So far, my numbers are looking good - 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 10:53 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 10:53 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)
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Those booth jobs are coveted.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:54 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:54 PM (/QHx4)
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
This may be apocrypha, but on the last night Rush was touring with KISS in 1976, they unleashed a huge bag of marbles onto the stage during KISS's set.
I can totally see Neil, Alex and Geddy doing this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)
And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.
Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.
Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
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I'll have to check out that Seether cover. Yeah, no disrespect to Jagger, but Lemmy is infinitely more believable singing from the perspective of Stan....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:56 PM (kOluj)
*does math*
1 MOA at 200 yards.
Suppressed Aspirin Shoot .22 with subsonic ammo is a 1/2 MOA rifle.
Nope, no Flock cameras up here.
Anymore.
Posted by: RI Red - at August 13, 2026 10:58 PM (LMRVO)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Meh. I do not like that song. at all.
'Murica!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Dale at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (f45WX)
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (van9r)
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 13, 2026 11:00 PM (ue8gJ)
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (van9r)
He's the one dancing with Ace.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)
Now you know how I felt when my two favorite classical music stations were switched to rock.
Posted by: Nemo at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (4RPgu)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13,
That is so awesome!
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 11:02 PM (BN8mS)
I have yet to see a flock camera. I guess either busy driving or spaced out, but am going to look and wave.
My 95yr old mother, in the boonies, called about some excitement down the road (which I find fit for Morons).
Apparently there was an ambulance, fire truck, sheriff and hwy patrol car at a farm. I still haven't figured out the hwy patrol, but whatever.
A woman walked 3 miles or more to get in a neighbor's pen of baby goats and frolic. When the owners told her to get off their property she claimed dehydration and walked into a large pond up to her head. At this point 911 was called.
When the deputies got her name they called her husband who refused to come pick her up.
Therefore the ambulance took her away.
Cue song: "They're Coming to Take Me Away" Hahaheehee. 1966 Napolean XIV
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 11:02 PM (hzuYO)
But it can be a problem for anyone, even doctors.
And when Constipation occurs, it's interesting to see just what doctors consider important about a laxative they might use or recommend.
Well, a majority of the doctors we heard from had this to say.
A laxative should be effective, gentle, as close to natural acting as possible, and a medicine that can be used with complete confidence.
Now, Ex-lax has been popular with many doctors and millions of people over the years because pleasant-tasting chocolatey Ex-lax is effective.
Overnight it helps you toward your normal regularity.
Ex-lax is gentle.
Next morning it gives you the closest thing to natural action.
And that's why many doctors and millions of people use Ex-lax with complete confidence.
Ex-lax, the laxative that helps you toward your normal regularity, gently, overnight.
Is Ex-lax in your medicine cabinet?
Posted by: And Now A Word From Our Sponsors at August 13, 2026 11:03 PM (cdNls)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Meh. I do not like that song. at all.
'Murica!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Yeah I don't know what it is about that song, but I frigging hate it. I would go as far to say it blows ass. Not even a god of metal could make it better.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)
Much better today. 86. Also, it's been much cooler, and the Big Grass fire got some rain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I've linked this one before, but Leprous covering Take On Me definitely make it their own.
https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ
Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)
I'd post it as a comment once it's written, but I don't think it will fit as one comment.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: oldgeezer at August 13, 2026 11:08 PM (569Pr)
The fifth was delicious!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:08 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:10 PM (77rzZ)
There is something about a dish pan full of nice warm soap suds that makes a woman feel that her dishes will come out really clean.
Every tiny granule dissolves completely in your dishwater, whips up to billowy clouds of suds and White King suds rinse away quickly and completely too when you douse your dishes with hot water.
Leave china, glassware and silver so extra bright they dry in a jiffy.
White King soap is extra kind to hands too.
It is so easy on lovely hands that thousands and thousands of ladies who use it say I love White King.
Posted by: And Now A Word From Our Sponsors at August 13, 2026 11:10 PM (cdNls)
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
It's really difficult to keep Joe focused on a task, these days.
Posted by: Jill Biden at August 13, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)
youtube.com/watch?v=Vv7MUtIwxKg
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr5Lq)
If I answered, I'd always tell them "____ is on tour right now, may I take a message?"
*click*
LOL!
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:12 PM (rdVOm)
https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ
Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)
Neato. I love hearing new bands.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:12 PM (0aYVJ)
https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ
Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)
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That's pretty damn cool - thanks for linking it.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 11:14 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:14 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: May I Help You at August 13, 2026 11:16 PM (cdNls)
It'll take a couple viewings to be sure, but I think it's inevitable.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 11:16 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:17 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And I was led to believe that all lesbians were buxom, gorgeous, and unbelievably attractive. And yet…
Posted by: mindful webworker - just like in the movies at August 13, 2026 11:19 PM (C8pEi)
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)
Because "Flock You" would have been a little too on the nose
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (ruxZn)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr5Lq)
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)
It's a side effect of being 29-ish.
"What I once used to do all night
now takes me all night to do once."
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 11:21 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ...
* golf clap *
Since they're cameras, perhaps "Flock Hue?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr5Lq)
Where does Madmani live?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)
Let's see...
..."hour, hour, hour"...
Yep, that's about right.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:24 PM (ruxZn)
CCP intel official Philip Qiu, who is trained as a sniper, bought an historic building overlooking the White House.
China is surrounding our military bases & key assets. Now, they’re a stone's throw from the President and his senior team. @LenczyckiPhilip
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:25 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: pawn at August 13, 2026 11:26 PM (L5eIP)
I love Doof's ONT sunset pictures and now look forward to just what he's gonna post.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 11:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
......
The song hadn't ended yet. Then all kinds of hell broke loose.
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (oq9dX)
Good question, but I shan't ask the AI because I don't want to get added to yet another list.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
Well sure...a dick may go flaccid after a while, but a hole is always open for business!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 13, 2026 11:28 PM (t19vo)
I'm old. Growing up if something I was doing or fixing wasn't going right my parents would say "maybe you were not holding your mouth right"
Maybe that is why sex does not last three hours, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:29 PM (/QHx4)
Over 30 high school students from Humble ISD's Kingwood High School and Atascocita High School were taken on a school-day field trip to the Centro Islamico, operated by IslamInSpanish in the Houston area.
The visit included a tour, lunch from halal food trucks, observation of midday prayer, and a presentation. Students were even provided scarves. A CAIR Houston representative spoke to them about their "rights as Muslim students and allies."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:30 PM (pMmVV)
Good question, but I shan't ask the AI because I don't want to get added to yet another list.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr5Lq)
Uganda.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:31 PM (qx7Zg)
He had the light pen, and a program that displayed options for crust, size, ingredients of a pizza. The computer would dial the pizza place. The artificial larynx (Speak & Spell, Stephen Hawking) would place the order. Pretty slick.
I should add, he modified the kit so instead of sixteen lines of 64 characters each in b&w, his had a full 16-color CGA of twenty-four lines of 80 chr each (wasn't it?). It displayed a bit oddly, filling in the 16*64 first and then painting the rest of the screen, but it worked.
Those were the days.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just like in the movies at August 13, 2026 11:33 PM (C8pEi)
Elizabeth Montgomery, Ann-Margret, Joey Heatherton, Jill St. John and Raquel Welch dance to Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.
https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 11:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:35 PM (/QHx4)
'Domiciliary' is a cool word. I think it must mean 'house hair adjacent' in some classic language.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:36 PM (Jr5Lq)
Braenyard,
That needs to stop.
Posted by: four seasons
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It get worse...
Just days ago, McKinney City Council voted 7-0 to approve a major new Islamic center complex on 5.5 acres, complete with a 15,000-square-foot sanctuary, classroom building, and gym. Residents packed the meeting past midnight. More than 150 people spoke.
An Iranian Christian refugee who fled Sharia law stood up and warned the council: "I'm a Sharia law survivor from Iran, an I'm here to tell you, this is a dangerous ideology you're allowing in the country."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:37 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:30 PM (pMmVV)
"Halal food trucks". Serving goats buggered two counties away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:38 PM (1z8ji)
Elizabeth Montgomery, Ann-Margret, Joey Heatherton, Jill St. John and Raquel Welch dance to Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.
https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA
Posted by: Count de Mone
Heh! I like it! Decent editing job.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 11:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 13, 2026 11:39 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Norwegian prog-metal group. Been around since 2001. They've had kind of an Opeth-like trajectory; started heavier, went lighter and more prog, now drifting heavier again.
Early heavier stuff; Not Even A Name:
https://youtu.be/5u-Gj4NGWAI
Later lighter stuff; On Hold:
https://youtu.be/8jZddRE_iHg
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:41 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:42 PM (/QHx4)
The idiot in charge said: "technology such as automated license plate readers (ALPRs) significantly strengthens IMPD’s ability to solve crimes, find endangered and missing people, and keep Indianapolis safe"
What was Franklin's take on that again?
The problem isn't Flock.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)
There was a time not that long ago when you would need a surveillance team on a 24 hour stake out to keep tabs on people this way. Imagine a world where each person is under that kind scrutiny all the time. Seems nuts, but here we are. The East Germans would be shocked at how easy it is.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 13, 2026 11:44 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:44 PM (pMmVV)
on the Mangione thread comment #150
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420958#c42683422
Short form: Thanks.💓
Time for me to shower and snuggle down to clean sheets, per doctor's orders. Have to be at the hospital at 6am. An hour's drive from home. At least it won't be up to 100℉ yet that early. Hoping no more than two nights stay at the Healing Hotel.
Leaving the laptop at home. Probably won't be commenting much this weekend. Don't y'all start a riot without me.
https://youtu.be/ZnD2lCCuecE
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - hooray for modern anesthetics at August 13, 2026 11:45 PM (C8pEi)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (Jr5Lq)
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This ^ is why we "need" data centers, right?
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:47 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:49 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 13, 2026 11:49 PM (iVkAA)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (pMmVV)
This ^ is why we "need" data centers, right?
If you're not a fan of data centers then you are a tool of Xi!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (hJKeX)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (/QHx4)
Calling local tobacconist: “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
Tobacconist: “Yes, we do.”
Pranked: “Would ya please let him out?”
Hanging up.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 13, 2026 11:55 PM (hJKeX)
What's he got against sauerkraut?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)
Have you tried negotiating with a sauer kraut? It's unpleasant.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:55 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:56 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:56 PM (/QHx4)
What's he got against sauerkraut?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)
RFK, Jr. responded with a meme of Rubio riding a flying pop tart, showing his travel arrangements. Rubio responded that it was fake news - his favorite is cherry.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:57 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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He could pass little bowls of it around the negotiation table.
They all could enjoy our gift to them.
It could be kosher and halal at the same time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:59 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:00 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (XeU6L)
Sorry, Marco-- you're on your own with those! But at least you can afford them, right?
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:02 AM (Jr5Lq)
Oh now she does it in a different direct...
"They are deporting the people that grow your food, mow your grass and watch your children!"
Lady this is WHAT I voted for.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:04 AM (sKqQm)
Mike,
I remember some legend in SC about a goat man.
Don't know if that is what you are talking about.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (/QHx4)
Calling local tobacconist: “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
Tobacconist: “Yes, we do.”
Pranked: “Would ya please let him out?”
Hanging up.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
Yeah, that one is a classic.
One of our favorites:
Grocery store.
"Do you have Dad's root beer?"
"Yes"
"You better give it back or he's gonna kick your ass."
Click.
Posted by: Love Has No Preferred Snack Food at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)
If we went back to executions and long prison terms like we had in the 50s we'd have the crime rates of the 50s.
But the government isn't interested in that. So instead they offer endless monitoring that only ever results in them telling us "we were monitoring that killer before he killed. And its a good thing we were monitoring him because otherwise, uh, well, he would have killed people without us monitoring him first!"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (sKqQm)
12 year old grandson mows and weed eats the yard at son and DIL's house. That's the way it should be.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (/QHx4)
Don't know if that is what you are talking about.
Posted by: four seasons
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That would be him. Pretty well known in the SE, but claimed 50 states of travel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:10 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:11 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:12 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2026 12:12 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:13 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
* looks over shoulder *
OK, not literally. After all the Flock discussion, I was worried.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 12:16 AM (VHUov)
I hate the words community and inclusive.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (/QHx4)
So there's a bullshit commercial on here showing a dude dipnetting claiming that somehow Sen. Sullivan is decimating the salmon population, which of course, he is not. The dude says dipnetting is his only way of supporting his family and his COMMUNITY.
It is illegal to sell dipnetted salmon, or to take more than the family limit, so what is he saying here, exactly?
Fuckwad.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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I have, and use a Tandy M100, and M102.Reason? BASIC in ROM, and, RS232. I still have some RS232 instruments, and it's the work of a few minutes to collect and record data. Moreover, both of those computers will operate 26 hrs. on 4 AA's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
Mike,
I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.
I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.
I think something about a lizard dude.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
12 year old grandson mows and weed eats the yard at son and DIL's house. That's the way it should be.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (/QHx4)
I mowed dad's yard for years. Payment was one seriously cold beer. From the time I was 12, that is. Before that, it was gratis.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:19 AM (PO1sc)
Hubby grew up in SC. He and his family have lots of legend stories, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
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I encountered the guy once, I was probably 10 years old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:20 AM (XeU6L)
tcn,
So many people buy into that shit. It is crazy.
I cringe when i see the word community. The first four letters say it all. Comm. ies.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:22 AM (/QHx4)
Tribes here, will sell their "catch" regardless of laws. Also, they can hunt any time of year and waste all but the backstrap, without any penalty.
It's all because of *white privilege* ya know!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (rdVOm)
haveibeenflocked.com
Tried my tag: no I have not. Local college town that I retired from is full of them. Does not seem to be at county level, but rather everywhere in smallish county seat, the college town. If you want to see where the cameras are or report one you can use:
deflocktheusa.com/the-map/
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 12:24 AM (XJ22o)
I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.
I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.
I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.
I think something about a lizard dude.
Posted by: four seasons
Posted by: four seasons
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I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.
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'I think something about a lizard dude.' Could be ThomTillis.
Anyhow, The Brown Mountain Lights. And then, up in WV, Moth Man.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:24 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 14, 2026 12:26 AM (hJKeX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (/QHx4)
It's all because of *white privilege* ya know!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (rdVOm)
Oh, yeah, we dipnet while the Natives use set nets, outside the limits, and haul in every damned thing. They also camp in the parking lot, which is illegal, but nobody says boo to them because, Native.
Poor put-upon Natives. When will they ever achieve equity?
*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)
I quit for 2 reasons:
1) For unknown reasons, the popup ads stopped appearing-- completely. I was getting hundreds every night, then... nothing. night. No idea what went right.
2) One of the mods (presumably) started removing my popup ad posts. I don't go to the trouble of typing just to have my posts disappeared. Again, I thought the popup ads were so off-the-wall that they were funny.
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:29 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:29 AM (/QHx4)
Supposedly none of the locals will go anywhere near the lake in a red boat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (/QHx4)
Supposedly none of the locals will go anywhere near the lake in a red boat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)
I have always maintained the Iliamna Lake Monster is caused by... excessive alcohol intake.
Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier..... creepiest place I ever broke into as a teenager.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM (PO1sc)
I'm about to call fuckwad on all their houses. At this point I'd seriously consider voting for anyone who pledged to not send me any more junk mail.
The mailboxes are small here, and lately mine has been stuffed almost every day with those cardboard flyers. At least have the couth to send me a fake letter, guys. As it is, you're giving me the same vibe as "Renewal by Anderson" window ads.
Fortunately there's a large trash can right by the mailboxes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (/QHx4)
I wonder if some of them were perpetuated by parents and teachers to deter HS teens from parking in remote, unlit areas.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:34 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)
The neighbors here with the sprinklers running during a drought.
I would love if the horses in the next block got loose and ate all their lawns.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (/QHx4)
Hi JQ, yes on the night cap, I would wish you a happy jalapeno party, but I am afraid of what that may mean in the Urban Dictionary.
Good night, BC.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (PO1sc)
I hate meeses to pieces!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
That reminded me of a "mashup" of Ann-Margret's famous Bye Bye Birdie dance scene to some song I can't remember. But alas, I can't find it on the Tube of Ewe. It was better that the original music.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)
Haunted by drunken teenagers?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (/QHx4)
Oh, man-- I dgf what Urban Dick'nary has to say anymore.
JALAPENO PARTY!!!
There. I said it out loud. Whatevs. LOL.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (/QHx4)
Can you get moles on Amazon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:38 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)
Honey, going there drunk would be a death wish. We weren't drunk, just reckless. Not the same thing, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Oh, ick... you'll smell it in another day or two, I reckon.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)
It doesn’t mean your plate hasn’t been read, it has. It means no one has used the system to look for you.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
At least the fire would have killed the mousey smell. But man, you are going to light your place on fire lighting up mobile mice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)
Yeah, could be. OTOH, the lake is big/deep enough and close enough to Bristol Bay that it's not out of the realm of possibility for some large marine life to wander in there from time to time.
> Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier.....
Never been in, but you're right about the creepy vibe.
It's like a good/evil twin situation there with the Begich Towers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:41 AM (IG3/x)
No Flocks here...not on my mountain....I can probably take em out, iff you know what I mean....😛
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 14, 2026 12:41 AM (hJKeX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (/QHx4)
Good thing you lost out on that surplus nuke on eBay, eh?
Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (/QHx4)
Yeah, it added some mystery and excitement and the thought of possible danger to the hormone-fueled biological imperative.
Look! No bloody hook hand left hanging from the car's door handle! Yay!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:43 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (PO1sc)
I don't think Sparky got out of the roller cabinet. It's steel, and has a bottom in it. I checked all the other drawers, numerous times, and no mouse to be found. I expect there is a dead mouse behind or below the bottom drawers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:43 AM (1z8ji)
I'll try feeding it some other plates and see if it ever registers a hit.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:44 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:44 AM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)
Yeah. Got sniped by some A-hole in Iran.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:45 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:45 AM (/QHx4)
I guess that probably took a hit around the time of the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (PO1sc)
Funny story - the guy that I was dating at the time had never kissed a girl, either. So we kinda looked at each other. He asked if I knew what to do. I said no. He said he didn't, either.
So he said he would ask his older brother how to go about it, and we agreed to go out again the next week and try it out. Which we did. Over and over. Fun times.
We were good kids, though - both of us went to our respective spouses as virgins (I always figured that with my luck I would end up pregnant the first time I had unmarried sex, and I didn't want to have to tell the parental units that their innocent little girl wasn't quite so innocent 😂
.Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (SRRAx)
My problem with Cat, is that he likes to leave a decapitated rat on my doormat AFTER garbage pick up. Mice, he'll devour all, except for *the green part*
But he's a great kitteh, so he gets to stay.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)
It was working great, until a flaming squirrel dashed out of its hole and ran into the dry weeds next to the course.
They had one heck of a grass fire to put out.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2026 12:48 AM (wn3L+)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:49 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:49 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (1z8ji)
My problem with Cat, is that he likes to leave a decapitated rat on my doormat AFTER garbage pick up. Mice, he'll devour all, except for *the green part*
But he's a great kitteh, so he gets to stay.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
I very much recommend a terrier. Much easier to live with, and in our case, Louie was a dedicated mouser. And rabbit hunter. And gopher hunter. And occasionally a phantom-in-the-old-cornshucks hunter. He killed everything alive in the old farmhouse we bought and remodeled. And was cuddly at night.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (PO1sc)
As far as the physical situation, I agree.
When it comes to people, though, I'm gonna have to go with Girdwood. There's a reason they call it Girdweird.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)
Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter? I have heard of such ideas in buildings in Siberian towns.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:51 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)
Teenage rite of passage. I still get shivers thinking about it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:52 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:53 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)
Oh hell, it's just a bunch of old worn out hippies. Have to keep them somewhere, and Girdwood seems a good enough place for that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:53 AM (PO1sc)
Years ago we were in Estes Park and went to the Overlook Hotel. We did not stay there, just went to see it.
It felt creepy after seeing The Shining. I thought Jack was going to jump out, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:55 AM (/QHx4)
I guess that probably took a hit around the time of the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)
After 'running out of gas'.
See Michael Jackson's Thriller, for instance.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:55 AM (wVcYX)
They're Cold War Army rush jobs meant to guard the ice-free port at Whittier so stuff could be offloaded from ships and loaded on the train.
It's probably surprising they're still standing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:56 AM (IG3/x)
Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter? I have heard of such ideas in buildings in Siberian towns.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:51 AM (ZVgZ4)
The Buckner Building was built during the Cold War as a self-contained facility, so yeah, that was the idea. I think the Begich Towers work sorta that way, it's all condos although some of them are relet, so that people who fish out of Whittier have somewhere to shack up. No idea why else you would live there, unless you run the tunnel or the ferry terminal. But, when you drive in, you bring whatever you need, because there really is nowhere to buy groceries or necessities. There is a pretty good ice cream joint, but only during the summer. I have no idea who lives there year around. Not many.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:57 AM (PO1sc)
262 Trump signed a national security memorandum directing the U.S. Navy to remove the electromagnetic catapult system (EMALS) from Gerald R. Ford-class carriers and revert to traditional steam catapults.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM
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At least the existence of the US electromagnetic system motivated the Chinese to attempt to copy it for their brand new, non-functional aircraft carrier.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 12:57 AM (azNOR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)
Her sister, on the other hand, loved to play with the mousies before disposing of them. She even brought one up on our bed late one night so that we could join in the festivities.
I have never jumped so far and so fast in my life....😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:59 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:00 AM (PO1sc)
This is the second time ever I was given a task to complete in a dream before a dead loved one showed up to shoot the shit with me. So weird.
In this case I was looking through documents in boxes. It's almost like the task comes along to keep me engaged and "in it". I have since researched and seen similar reports in what seem like "visit" dreams. I embraced her and then she had to go. I couldn't hold on but the dream world stayed which is very different from how lucid dreams go. Those vanish entirely. I was sad all day today, it was like losing her again.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ah. Thought you'd mentioned a cat at some point. Couldn't remember if indoor or outdoor, and so figured "shop" based on your many busy posts.
My Cat is full-time outdoor. Neighbors got him from the "barn cat" shelter program, but he decided my place was more welcoming after they later adopted a dog. (shrug)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:59 AM (SRRAx)
Louie the terrier used to bring us offerings of baby rabbits or the odd squirrel. He always looked quite dejected when I disposed of his various vermin. I think he would have preferred I slap them on the grill.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:05 AM (PO1sc)
The late Mrs. Borgia and I bought our first place as a married couple (a condo) from an airline pilot who was running a deal like that. He had it full of beds (no doubt quite illegally) and was renting 'em to other pilots who wanted to pocket most of the cash from their per diem.
He got switched to another route so he sold it off to us.
This was long before AirBnB was a thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM
I have dreams like that sometimes too. Parents, grandparents, late BF... and the whole day is just *surreal* afterward.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (vE0+H)
I lost my BFF in first grade to a brain tumor. Linda Austin. She was amazing in every way. When she lost her hair, mom let me shave my head to be in solidarity with her.
She died when she was nearly 7 years old. Not a day goes by when I don't offer up a prayer for her. Sometimes I dream of her as well. I don't think I can quite summon up her face when awake, but I seem to know her immediately when I'm asleep.
It isn't weird. It is confirmation of love. Don't be sad. Be very, very happy at being blessed by a personal visit after the fact.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:08 AM (PO1sc)
For two weeks of the month he was the perfect neighbor, but when he hit town it was yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Speaking of dogs, I drove past a house in Elnora yesterday that had a sign on the fence: "Free Puppies". If the sign is still there week, maybe I will take a look.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (1z8ji)
Then I come awake and remember.
Sad, yeah.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (IG3/x)
Thanks, tcn. I'm sorry. Would you believe my friend's name is... Linda.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Aaron Guzman at August 14, 2026 01:13 AM (1qhmw)
Yeah the day was kind of like that. What I find interesting because I of course like psychology, is my brain can conjure a perfect 100% accurate picture of her as I knew her in a dream. Effortlessly. Even in my mind's eye.
But the woman I was talking to, although I recognized her as her, did not 100% look like her. Maybe 91%. I draw portraits of women, so yes it was 91%.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:15 AM (vE0+H)
{{{Theresa}}} good to see you and you are making me laugh out loud tonight.
JQ, I've never had a cat, but my SIL always mentioned the green stuff left on her doormat in the morning.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:15 AM (ibDUx)
Anywhere you go there are cameras. Any store you go to. And if you go into a bank, a drug store to a wal mart a hardware store. They have them looking down streets, and high crime areas. Big deal. I don't care. If they help stop crime, great. If you don't like them, why? You doing something wrong? If not why do you care? Suppose some sorry ass decided to key your car and got caught on a flock camera and the sorry ass got thrown in jail, would you hate that? I don't think so.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 01:17 AM (UKrJG)
I didn't have that relationship with my mom, like remotely, so in a weird way I'm jealous?
In fact I had a night terror once coming off a prescription drug and it was my mother's screeching voice that filled my head and the room.
It's no wonder I'm so perfectly well adjusted.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (/QHx4)
For two weeks of the month he was the perfect neighbor, but when he hit town it was yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)
Per my engineering mentor, who worked on the North Sea oil rigs, the deep sea divers working the rigs were all planning to save up and buy a dive shop in The Islands; but they always seemed to spend their weeks off in an Amsterdam brothel and would show back up at the rig flat broke.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (wn3L+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (ZVgZ4)
Why not go all the way and put 'em in your bedroom and bathroom? I mean, if you're not doing anything illegal, why would you mind? Maybe it would catch a burglar or rapist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:19 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:20 AM (/QHx4)
The headless rats? I must bag & dispose of... somewhere.
If it's close to garbage day, I'll put it in my own can. If it's *merely hours after* weekly pick up I'll take it to a gas station or some other store-- where it will be taken out to a dumpster within a few hours and won't bother anyone else.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)
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Something that isn't wrong today might be wrong tomorrow.
And we've already seen people retroactively punished as a rule for just that. Ruined by something they tweeted in 2011 when they were 17 and people had a sense of humor. As a rule.
So it's not that I'm bothered by flock or not bothered, just that I am not particularly comforted by the logic.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:21 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
LOL!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 01:17 AM (UKrJG)
It wouldn't take a Flock camera to do that; an ordinary monitor camera could catch that act. Flock cameras are automated license plate readers, so the database knows who you are, and everywhere you go. I'm sure they, or the police, combine that with cellphone geolocation data, and God knows what else. The potential for abuse is enormous, and numerous abuses are already on record.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (/QHx4)
The people who do these things know that we're hardwired to protect kids at all costs, which is a good thing, of course, but not when someone uses it for manipulation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (IG3/x)
AOP, definitely go and look at a pup, Pogo would more than understand.
I wish that Marco Rubio would chew his Pop Tarts into gun shapes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx)
I can only imagine what happens when you combine diving with oil field work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:29 AM (IG3/x)
He knew my favorite things-- and broke them. He knew my friends-- and told lies to our parents about them.
I hated that I had no escape until I left home.
He's still a jerk, and I have no contact with him. Tried for years to have a "normal" sibling relationship, but it was impossible. Our other siblings have nothing to do with him, as well.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Ben Richards, he Running Man's Ultimate Champion at August 14, 2026 01:32 AM (wVcYX)
I loved the picture of Rubio wearing a blonde wig. He has another job now, press secretary, lol.
People are so clever.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:32 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
All of that, to simply say:
I HATE being watched!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
I like to watch.
Posted by: Chance the Gardener at August 14, 2026 01:35 AM (wVcYX)
"Leandra's Law"
Leandra, age 11, was unfortunately killed in a drunk driving incident. Horrible, no doubt about it.
The thing is, it was ALREADY illegal to drive drunk and ALREADY manslaughter to kill someone while driving drunk.
The drunk driver in this case pulled a 4-12 year sentence, BEFORE "Leandra's Law" was a thing. You could argue that should've been more, and I wouldn't dispute it.
The new "law" provides for a sentence of up to four years and a fine of $1000–$5000.
In other words, less than the perp got under the existing law.
But everyone got to grandstand for the cameras instead of doing actual useful work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:35 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:37 AM (1z8ji)
JQ,
I get it. It seems everyone around us here has a Ring camera. They have their uses but it creeps me out that going in the front yard means "smile,you are on Candid Camera"
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:37 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:38 AM (/QHx4)
Several of my neighbors have video security systems. Somehow, I don't mind that. Probably because I trust them more so than I'd ever trust my mean older bro!
When hubby first got sick and I ended up "retiring" from job to care for him-- older bro called and when I told him what's going on, his only reply was a *very sarcastic* "good luck with that."
Fker.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:45 AM (/QHx4)
Given the breadth of state and federal criminal law and regulations ... maybe.
Given the woke, hypersensitive culture that is looking to be offended ... most likely.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 01:46 AM (s522d)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:49 AM (IG3/x)
Bad enough what was going on, but then to be ridiculed? Ugh.
The word "narcissist" gets bandied about so frequently, but when one looks up the DSM-V... there's a photo of my brother. *Textbook* overt narc.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:54 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:55 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Obama was slick that way, foxing people to do something stupid.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:56 AM (JS6jE)
JQ, I am happy that right now you are spending some time with your good brother, it is important.
I am off to sleep Horde and I hope that you all have sweet dreams.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:56 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:57 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:58 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:59 AM (/QHx4)
He’ll be a true believer right up to when he’s thrown in the gas chamber.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 02:00 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:01 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard
No. Late 60s and never been married. He had a few girlfriends over the years, though.
He's too selfish to share his life (or anything else, for that matter) with anyone else.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:08 AM (y8wRt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:08 AM (y8wRt)
I'm available.
Call me, Don.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 02:11 AM (s522d)
“The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary.”
--
She and the president are lock step. Good picture.
https://tinyurl.com/2933pdft
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:12 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Blackstone at August 14, 2026 02:15 AM (9byfS)
With Karoline, the men have to take it and the women don't want to get into a bitch fight with her. Some have tried, to their dismay.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:16 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:17 AM (y8wRt)
But, you know Donnie 2-scoops will find a good replacement.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)
I often bitch about my neighbors on here. It reached a pinacle last Monday. Both parents arrested for felony neglect or abuse. I don't think there was physical abuse as I know the kids pretty well. The neglect part I can believe. The mom is shit. Antifa minded twat. The dad is somewhat okay but he keeps her stupid ass around so... I won't even go into the dude with blood all over his face telling me as I drove past I should stay away from them. Like I don't know that. Their kids on the otherhand I have known since 2 yo and birth. They are friends with my grandkids. They are also a bit slow. They also instigate a lot of shit. I keep them on a tight leash when they are here.
Gahhh. I don't even know what to think about this. Now I get to explain to my grands why their friends aren't coming over.
Need more beer.
This has been a rough week.
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:21 AM (4nEvu)
I think you're correct.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:21 AM (wmzkx)
Happy 76th birthday to one of the most inconspicuous badasses in the history of the U.S. Army, Sergeant Major Mike Vining, who served from 1968-1999 and was one of the first members and initial cadre of Delta Force. Vining served in Vietnam, Iran, Grenada, Panama, Iraq, Kuwait, Haiti, and in many other conflict zones across the World
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:23 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:23 AM (rdVOm)
I remember various scifi stories and themes about groups of people who decide to just break off and abandon technology and go back to the simple life.
I can see that, now.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (PQ96V)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)
Is that what they call it now?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:41 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: IYKYK at August 13, 2026 07:41 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (XuXeR)
Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage.
Fox News
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4
I feel guilty. I live in a development that was formerly a 1500 acre cattle ranch.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)
Alternatively...
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM
And penguins will projectile poop all over it, making it unrideable from the intense and mephitic smell.
Which red button do you choose?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing."
We tried.
/8th Air Force
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 07:48 PM (pP7rZ)
Here in SW Wyoming it is the horrible drought. Can't grow the hay to feed the cattle. Some ranchers are "downsizing" their herds.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (/QHx4)
I understand this was the inspiration for John Wick.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (amcLV)
They're going to double shifts in Texas... they grow beef there, I'm told.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)
Jungle Loves was our prom theme song
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)
Are they laying off Americans?
Or others?
I thought Tyson loved them their illegals.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)
Well, crap
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (UKrJG)
Why does everything in Europe look old?
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing."
We tried.
/8th Air Force
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (XuXeR)
__________
The problem is that the Germans went all Brutalist to make a break from all the Wilhelmine-Hitler architecture of the past. So now they have new buildings that got old very fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)
To Serve Beast
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (XV/Pl)
Gimme that red steer steak for half price!~
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (gYkRR)
Posted by: Accomack at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)
Meesth lovff thems cowsth
Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)
Did you see that? Mofo stole my spot.
--Driver of the white car.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (syz1S)
This is not good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Paid $7.19 in the rolls yesterday. Got 2. We mix them with ground pork and venison. Makes that hamburger taste more "beefy". Don't ask me to explain it.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (vJrRc)
close second
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)
Going more with pork, chicken, lamb and salmon recently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (O0L8i)
Now that the NFA is effectively dead, does that really change the price of SBR’s or suppressors?
Posted by: Accomack at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (q6tQZ)
Just stumbled on this video. Somebody in Johannesburg caught the Raptor relight on the last Starship test flight:
https://t.ly/5C193
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (MWfyi)
Fox News
Posted by: four seasons
I'mma bet it's really because ICE sent home all their screw-worm infested Messican workers
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 07:58 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Lofty Perch at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (MWfyi)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)
My Doctor took me off beer six months ago.
It's been hell this summer without a cold one.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (UKrJG)
It's been hell this summer without a cold one.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (UKrJG)
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You had a prescription for beer???
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 08:02 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:03 PM (6XDXn)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:03 PM (KC5Lt)
The Human Stain is my other favorite depressing movie.
I only have two.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (enNUy)
No my prescriptions don't get along with beer.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:07 PM (UKrJG)
Well, crap
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM
Come to my daughter's cookout. I'll grill one up for you, free!
Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at August 13, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:08 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 08:08 PM (XuXeR)
The Human Stain is my other favorite depressing movie.
I only have two.
Posted by: polynikes
Looking For Mr. Goodbar. Depressing, depressing, depressing.
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (enNUy)
Just in time for Thanksgiving like the last two years.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (KC5Lt)
It'll be interesting
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)
I agree it's depressing but it also a terrible movie.
I have a few that I thought were good movies until they decided they needed a depressing ending because 'art'.
This Property is Condemned and Message in a Bottle.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:13 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:15 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 08:16 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi)
This Property is Condemned and Message in a Bottle.
Posted by: polynikes
"Cold Mountain"
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:18 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 08:19 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:20 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ...
Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:21 PM (6XDXn)
Old Dutchess is doing better now that we've cut her epilepsy medicine back a bit. Her prescribed dose was leaving her woozy and impaired her motor skills. I thought she was a goner, but thought to try this first. Now she's brighter eyed and moves around with greater assurance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (O0L8i)
I have never cared for Star Trek but that one sounds interesting.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (UKrJG)
I understand this was the inspiration for John Wick.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oji8u)
Same principle. More throat tearing than shooting Russians in the head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:24 PM (O0L8i)
I would recommend absolutely nobody watch it ever. I don't like "message" movies as it is, no matter what the message is, but Lord that one is just pure libtard tripe.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:25 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi
I've been watching Enterprise while doing my projects.
Very good. Maybe one of the best of all of them. They did 'comedy' episodes very well. And 'A Night in Sickbay' was pretty sexy.
Blalock and Park oiled up. Sweet.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:27 PM (enNUy)
I have never cared for Star Trek but that one sounds interesting.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (UKrJG)
He also gets seduced by the Mojo of a native woman. He seems ok with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
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FAFO
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 08:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:36 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
That's good news!
Thank you.
It may be early bedtime tonight.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:38 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (bkuEU)
Central Valley Calif here... average price nationwide for an acre foot of water? $41.00
Here? in the foothills where we USED to raise cattle? $500.00. We USED to have a fairly good cattle industry.... not anymore.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 08:40 PM (mP0Kj)
My dad loved the movie "Joe". Not positive if it was or was not because of all the dead hippies.
Posted by: ...
I saw that in a theater when it first came out. Yuck.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 08:41 PM (Cqx++)
Abdul keeps getting better and better. The Dem establishment tried to br___ him down with commercials saying he disrespected women.
They should have used this...
Abdul must not like dogs.
Far-left Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, who has campaigned heavily on his credentials as a doctor and public-health official, is under fire over his time leading the Detroit Health Department, during which the city’s animal-control operation euthanized more than 4,000 dogs and cats.
According to records obtained by the Daily Mail, nearly 4,680 dogs and cats were put down by Detroit Animal Care and Control between 2015 and 2017 while El-Sayed served as executive director and health officer.
In 2015 alone, the facility killed 1,988 dogs and 272 cats, accounting for more than a quarter of all dogs euthanized in the county that year.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (Sco7b)
He also gets seduced by the Mojo of a native woman. He seems ok with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Why not? It was Nancy Kovack.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kovack
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (Cqx++)
It is getting close however. "Book of Shadows" (set in Forgotten Realms) is available on youtube and is already better than all the other D&D movies not set there.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Case
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Mine don't either. Bourbon, on the other hand. ...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
I was surprised that ATF didn't ask for a stay but they still have another 50-something days to file an appeal so anything can still happen. That said, I'm not sure how many people who wanted one were still being put off post-OBBB. Some for sure, but tens of thousands? Millions? I dunno.
When OBBB passed, my prediction was that increased demand would lead to increased prices which would lead to increased production and/or new producers which would lead to decreased prices. That actually doesn't seemed to have happened. So will it happen now? Again, I dunno. It still seems reasonable to me but I'm a proven loser at predicting what other people will do.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:48 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Piper
That's food, and not two new pets, right?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)
But you lead the nation in snail darters!
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (vTZFs)
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It was the flea epidemic, he did it to save them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
I don't know what the going rate normally is for a ton of hay.
Oldest son the Forest Service is paying almost $400 a ton to feed the wild horses they take care of.
No rain, no food for the animals.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:52 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Piper
That's food, and not two new pets, right?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)
Ha! Yes. But I could see why it would be questioned.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 08:57 PM (9VasJ)
Texas has had a lot of rain, so their cattle are probably okay.
It rained here today for 30 minutes. Most rain we've had for many months.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:00 PM (/QHx4)
Oh now she does it in a different direct...
"They are deporting the people that grow your food, mow your grass and watch your children!"
Lady this is WHAT I voted for.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 08:57 PM (9VasJ)
Fresh market has it, but I think it has to come from very specific regions now.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:01 PM (ZdaMQ)
Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 09:04 PM (y7IOQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
I forgot about that one. It was but I thought it was just more tragic as I didn't feel any connection to the characters. I thought it was an interesting movie though and have watched it a couple of times.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (l3cgK)
It's ice cream !
Posted by: Penguin Joe at August 13, 2026 09:06 PM (X5Jzz)
Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???
Posted by: Buster Hymand
Yes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (Cqx++)
Washington State is having some fires as well. mount Baker is supposed to get snow this weekend. Kinda early, but maybe we will get a bomb snow year. It would be nice.
We got significant snow on the beach in winter 2020. Folks harnessed a husky dog team and had them pull a sled full of kids in 14 inches of snow on the beach. It was hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (9VasJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 09:10 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 09:11 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (9VasJ)
That sounds awesome!
We have never been on the coast during the winter. We really want to do it. I love the ocean. Humbling.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: H at August 13, 2026 09:13 PM (H1yGV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:15 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:15 PM (aJQbY)
I can't remember the last time she wasn't here at night with Ralpjy and I.
Everyone have a great night.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (Sco7b)
I also want to win the lottery.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (KC5Lt)
Colorado's GOP chose God to run for Governor. Technically God's missionary, name of Victor Marx. That's the pitch Marx is putting on his flyers, that God chose Marx to run in that state.
Pretty bold strategy given Colorado's demographics in 2026.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:18 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)
I hope you got out of your car and walked along the downtown Seattle waterfront. It’s spectacular. Honestly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:22 PM (9VasJ)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BN8mS)
You should have come a bit further south. I was in Renton this morning getting the car serviced. Walked down the street to a coffee shop and got approached twice by tweakers. The bus stop reeked of urine. And Kent has really gone downhill.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 09:25 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:27 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:28 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 09:25 PM (2WIwB)
Well, I'm in Kent, so that's not news to me. My family's house is about the only decent spot in the city. Burien is a wreck, even Normandy Park and 3 tree point aren't great anymore. But you can't pick where you're from!
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:30 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:33 PM (BN8mS)
This is wild. Some folks have waaaay too much time on their hands.
https://tinyurl.com/ybjmdsrz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (FdpeO)
I hope you got out of your car and walked along the downtown Seattle waterfront. It’s spectacular. Honestly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:22 PM (9VasJ)
I didn't - I haven't visited the waterfront since they demolished the viaduct. Maybe next trip.
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: H at August 13, 2026 09:13 PM (H1yGV)
I'd say it's one of the few honest places.
Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:37 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2026 09:42 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 13, 2026 09:43 PM (9c7Cw)
If it’s not too intrusive, please ask one of the COBs for my contact info. I’d love to walk the waterfront with you. And perhaps take you to lunch in West Seattle where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x)
There are other places?
But, now, about that "sane" part. Have you seen the ONT comments?
Posted by: mindful webworker - surprise surprise surprise at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (C8pEi)
2-3 dozen hummingbirds at once cease being cute and start being aggravating.
So the daughter and grandkids took the feeders. They think having tons of hummingbirds swarming about is awesome.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:46 PM (FdpeO)
Stop The Humming!!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 13, 2026 09:48 PM (Q+gd/)
If it’s not too intrusive, please ask one of the COBs for my contact info. I’d love to walk the waterfront with you. And perhaps take you to lunch in West Seattle where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x)
I would love that! I was going to cruise Alki today and thought of you! (is Salty's still there?) but I missed the turn . Hopefully next trip--- I'm still cleaning up my family's house and figuring out what to do with it...
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:51 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:52 PM (yEz+x)
You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)
They are going to make a movie of Liz Warren and Cher fighting over who should get a larger share of whitey's reparations.
To be called "The Squawskank Conniption".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (FdpeO)
We don't know what the hummingbirds are finding to eat here.
With the drought no one can plant anything. No flowers, vege gardens, etc.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:56 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:57 PM (/QHx4)
I love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:52 PM (yEz+x)
Saw a bunch while walking along the greenbelt in Boise last weekend. Why do they hate each other so much?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 09:59 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:59 PM (aJQbY)
You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)
They are going to make a movie of Liz Warren and Cher fighting over who should get a larger share of whitey's reparations.
To be called "The Squawskank Conniption".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)
I read this while listening to Run to the Hills, Iron Maiden. Noice.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:01 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 10:01 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (MWfyi)
Quick Hits
Joshua CarrAnd if you thought "they'll next accuse Tyler Robinson's lawyers of being part of the conspiracy to frame him because they admitted he killed Charlie Kirk," step up to the cashier to collect your winnings. Huh: Scott Bessent says that George Soros, who he used to work for -- on the financial side, not the civilization-destroying foundation side -- tried to tank the markets after Trump's 2016 win, selling off everything to move the markets down. Bessent said he seized on that as a buying opportunity and made a fortune.
@Joshua_the_car I debated a Candace Owens fan last night. I kid you not he opened with this: "We all know this case is fishy because we've all watched CSI and Dexter and know how a crime scene works."
This behavior is normalized, indulged, and encouraged. We have been demoralized to the point where our weaklings and cowards, which is most of us, especially those politically-attuned enough to rise in woke bureaucracies, are too afraid to say "this is wrong and will be punished." Oh no, Hollywood wash-out "Lily" Wachowski, who now pretends to be a woman, cries that he can't get funding for a movie with an all-trans cast:
I saw someone mocking a leftwing female director for being just absolute crap. Then he pointed out, "It's funny that the 'Wachowski sibilings' haven't made a good movie since they became 'women.'" I think that's actually true. When was the last time they made a good movie? To be honest, I never really gave a shit about The Matrix and I don't understand why people are so ga-ga for it. But fine, I'll count that. What since? The sequels were trash. Didn't they do that terrible Stallone/Banderas dueling assassins movie? That was horrible. Then they did Jupiter Ascending, an infamous bomb. I've heard Cloud Atlas is decent but here's the thing -- I never believed that. Gavin Newsom visited early-primary-state Michigan to talk up how similar California and Michigan are. That's the whole problem, says Justine Bateman.
Justine BatemanAnd how did this little ponce's visit go? Not well. His tour of Michigan was marked by cancellations and pitiful crowds.
@JustineBateman LOL. Your comparison between these two cities is very significant. Detroit's main industry of automotive production was destroyed and left the town hollowed out. The same thing is happening with Los Angeles. The entertainment business has been steadily drained from this place for at least a decade. LA will soon be hollowed out just like Detroit. It is becoming just sprawling city with no central industry at all.
Calling it Newsom's "swing (and miss) state tour," Politico reported on Wednesday that his "buzzy X posts and vertical videos" from Michigan "this week suggest a slam dunk trip to an early nominating state." But even though Newsom's social media feed racked up "a million views of a 65-hour tour," Politico noted that "the posts may also be the latest sign that social media is not real life." Translation: It was a trip notable mostly for bad execution and embarrassing turnout.
Saying Ann Arbor has a small Democrat donor base is like saying you couldn't spot any tech bros in Palo Alto. "He had a lot of good meetings," Michigan Democratic Party Chair Curtis Hertel told Politico, adding Newsom was a big hit at a local barbecue. I believe this was the barbecue:
Some Michigander politicos pointed out that Newsom canceled a fundraiser with state AG nominee Eli Savit that included the controversial host Kelly Neumann, according to an invite obtained by POLITICO and circulated to some Democrats who didn't realize the event was canceled when Newsom's team was made aware of Neumann's background. Newsom initially planned two competing fundraisers in Ann Arbor on Sunday, one for Savit and one for the state House Democrats. When the latter found out about the Savit fundraiser they pulled out, citing a small Ann Arbor donor base.
Gavin Newsom pulling a massive crowd of 17 septuagenarians in Michigan. Yeah he's DEFINITELY gonna be the nominee for President. LMAO. pic.twitter.com/GrLf3Ebc2X
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 11, 2026
Corrupt billion-dollar grifter Stacey Abrams says that the south has lived under "soft authoritarianism" since 1776. Kamala Harris does not dispute her and smiles knowingly in agreement.
INSANE
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 13, 2026
Failed Gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams tells Kamala Harris that the south has been under authoritarian rule since 1776.
"They want to understand what authoritarianism can look like in the US, I say look south. We’ve lived under soft authoritarianism…since 1776.” pic.twitter.com/jZoiwJHbHI
Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 12, 2026
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Even the judge was shocked.
This monster will be out of prison… pic.twitter.com/MaESrrLmPp
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 13, 2026
Commie anti-Israel fanatic Owen Jones: "I support a one-state solution with Arab majority rule after a right of return is exercised. Don't worry, the Jews will be fine."
— David Bernstein (@ProfDBernstein) August 13, 2026
His X audience, as in the tweet below: "How dare you as a Westerner tell Palestinians that they can't murder… https://t.co/EdVmwNT8Mw
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)
The love of dogs is a Western thing. Many Muslims regard dogs as "unclean" and in fact propose banning dogs from public streets so that Muslims aren't forced to encounter these filthy animals.
Right back atcha, you subhuman vermin.
-- canines the whole world over
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (wxsGM)
Ian Faith: “The Boston gig has been cancelled…”
David St. Hubbins: “What?”
Ian Faith: “Yeah. I wouldn’t worry about it though, it’s not a big college town.”
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (0CU3H)
is that really on? I've wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: synnerman at August 13, 2026 06:46 PM (p7FI4)
Posted by: Billythesquid at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (gN+5I)
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (1wjle)
I remember it not as particularly bad, but there was a shit ton of disaster movies in the late 70s early 80s. Earthquake, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)
>>is that really on? I've wanted to see that.
It's playing in my Movie Vault app from my collection.
I built a randomizer in it that will play a random movie or tv show from my collection.
You press a button labeled, You feeling lucky, Punk?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)
Great news, the Abdul El-Sayed ads are now on Michigan tv.
Him, over and over "I am dangerous."
He may only get 30 some percent of the vote.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)
Tou need remember inly one thing about Ann Arbor (besides that the University of Michigan sucks), and that is it has sent three generations on Dingels to Congress.
"Three generations of imbeciles are enough"
-- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)
Well, that crossed over to incoherence quickly enough.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (YZ0Fo)
Michigan gaybros are you voting for Abdul El-Seyed?
I’m a white gay who’s been out for nearly 30 years, and met and befriended many Muslims, I’ve never felt an ounce of judgment. If anything a sense of camaraderie in that we’re both “othered” in US society.
I used to lived in San Francisco Castro (gay district) and some of the businesses are owned by Muslims in the area. They are the most friendliest people I know.
Yes, vote for him! Not only this guy has all the dreamy qualifications one can ask for, but he is also a vocal, progressive ally with a track record that is endorsed by LGBTQ organizations.
He's the quintessential American dream (boat). An Ivy League graduate, a Rhodes Scholar, plays lacrosse, and he's extremely well-spoken. An epidemiologist? It's time for dumb-dumbs to go bye-bye.
He and Mamdani are FIIIIINE.
I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)
Earthquake had Lorne Green and a guy who played a trigger happy National Guardsman who liked to dress up as a woman (thats how you knew he was evil.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That was the former child evangelist, Marjoe Gortner.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (s9VOe)
Tank Abrams would make any man soft...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (l3cgK)
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)
I feel a bit stabby right now. Due to the news and entertaining kids all week. I am not a saint.
Want to bomb Iran to dust and be done with it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (hzuYO)
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It's a good movie right in line with the 70s disasters. Definitely worth the watch. I read some trivia of unknown reliability that the blonde who has some fun with Robert Wagner and then gets trapped, was once a love interest in real life with Fannie Flagg. Who knows.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
At least it was obvious with which head those squeebois were thinking.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (s9VOe)
“I have respect for the individuals that are in the pornography industry, not because they’re degrading women, but because they are professionals in their field. So I give them that respect of being able to have a job and stimulate the economy. We’re in a free country… you can turn on your…”
ERIKA KIRK
June 3, 2012
Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1dHA)
I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (K9nu
If you are a gay man and know what Islam does to gays, you'd have to be retarded to sidle-up with Islam...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Poseidon Adventure is my favorite of those flicks.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D)
ERIKA KIRK
June 3, 2012
Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1dHA)
Is that from the book, "Quotes and Other Shit Made Up by Leftards"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:57 PM (l3cgK)
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He always came across as a strange guy, in and out of films. I don't believe he dressed up as a woman in Earthquake. He wore a wig so his hair was up to regulation standards.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (qBdHI)
I just got out of the theater myself; saw "The End of Elm Street". It's like a Spielberg movie with extra teeth. Thumbs up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D)
Those AI robots prove how stupid they are by using humans as "batteries"...thermal energy is the lowest for of energy...turning that into other more useful forms is lossy. It would have been better to tap into geothermal energy from earth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Both heavily influenced by Neuromancer. Which the first trailer for the show is out and looks like it could be good.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (qwLiq)
Like most businesses who have long term plans and goals the muzzies also have those goals. It is not a religion it is an organization with the goal of taking over our country.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (kpS4V)
Far too many denizens in the limelight ought to read the room, shut their blathering pie holes for several months and reflect on whether they really understand what the rest of us think and believe.
They don't.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI)
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Susan Flannery??? From wiki:
In the mid-1970s, Flagg was in a relationship with American writer Rita Mae Brown, with whom she shared a house in Charlottesville, Virginia.[19][20] The couple met at a party in the Hollywood Hills hosted by Marlo Thomas.[21] According to Brown, Flagg dated and lived with former The Bold and the Beautiful actress Susan Flannery for eight years.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)
That was a good movie as I recall.
The AI version where he goes back into time into a towering inferno chasing Nicole's killer will be fun.
Oh, Deadline had this....
As trans onscreen representation takes a hit in Hollywood, Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let her.
The Matrix co-auteur recently explained that despite some excitement over the script, financiers “really don’t want to make” her dystopian political thriller The Hunted, which is co-written with partner Mickey Ray Mahoney and budgeted at $10 million, due to the film’s “wall-to-wall trans cast.”
“People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b)
I'll bet she sure wanted to do some authoritarian rulin', as do all Democrats. Abigail Spanberger surely did try to do a lot of authoritarian rulin', but she was stopped from going full Empress Authoritay by the Virginia Constitution and a judge or two.
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 07:00 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of
I can't decide if we should see that, Brink of war, or The rivals of Amziah King tomorrow.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (YZ0Fo)
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)
I bet those ears look like handles to the right guy, IYKWIM.
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (JvZF+)
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)
What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
****
If she tripped over herself, fell down and rolled over him.
Posted by: clarence at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (LJvR/)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: jim
I don't know...Muhammed is the model of behavior all Muslims are supposed to follow, and he let the men of al Zutt ride him all night in the desert. Seems like he had a real soft-spot for the gays...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (K9nu8)
I think a generic Democrat would win, but basically every state hates CA and Newsom is a smug, condesending bastard.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Taft at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (P5FpR)
So why didn't the judge kill the deal?
In most states, the judge can kill a plea deal if s/he determines it doesn't serve the interests of justice.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (enNUy)
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)
What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent"--Adam Smith
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: jim
I don't know...Muhammed is the model of behavior all Muslims are supposed to follow, and he let the men of al Zutt ride him all night in the desert. Seems like he had a real soft-spot for the gays...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (K9nu
But enough about his asshole...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK)
I think a generic Democrat would win, but basically every state hates CA and Newsom is a smug, condesending bastard.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (eIzlH)
Even Kalifornians hate Kalifornia...not for what it was, for what it is now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy
What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
If you can transfer him up to Minnesota, I'd be happy to pardon him!
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (syz1S)
I liked the first Matrix because the special effects were groundbreaking at the time. "Bullet time" was new in that film and made me wow. And I'm a sucker for power fantasy/chosen one plots.
But yeah. The sequels were mostly bad with a few bright spots, like Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8Y4BB)
.......
Because all they think about is public bathrooms and perverted, dirty sex.
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (syz1S)
I liked Mike Wachowski's acting in "Monsters". Very emotive, even with one eye.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (l3cgK)
The First Matrix movie was good
I beg to disagree. It was metaphysical blather that served to glue together boring "action" interludes.
Not Morbius, but Morbidus ought to have been the rebellion's leader's name.
And the humans as batteries... utter hogwash.
No, I do not like it. It is Prometheus level crap.
Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy
What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
If you can transfer him up to Minnesota, I'd be happy to pardon him!
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (K9nu
Pardon, heck! We'll run him for Congress!
Posted by: The Maine Democratic Party at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Taft at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (P5FpR)
I usually go with shim or tranny, but sometimes "guy pretending to be a woman" is necessary for clarity. But "pervert" would be a helpful adjective!
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
Boo in her monster suit was the best part of that one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: My Two Bits at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: wth
I don't see the problem (gluk gluk gluk)
Posted by: Club THOT blowing some rando in the bathroom stall at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (K9nu8)
IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of automated license plate readers
https://t.ly/boolV
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++)
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Your offer is ACCEPTED.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (JvZF+)
I find these terms acceptable. A country should be able to eject the terrorists who are invading their country. Let's start with Michigan.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (0MjtC)
Most Jews would be expelled, Mizrahi would be dhimmis.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)
_________
The lucky ones would be expelled. I don't think the process would be... tidy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (O0L8i)
I enjoyed the Matrix partly because it was a cultural zeitgeist that tapped into my late 90s geekdom, which consisted mostly of late night LAN parties and microwaved pizza
I wish i could go back to those times
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)
The politicians are venal. The laws are created by these same venal politicians, including those laws that allow for voting rife with voter fraud. If you removed the voter fraud, Spencer Pratt would be on the ballot in November.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)
To share in the suffering...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
==
Agreed, it just didn't seem like that like 20 years ago.
All of these Kalifornians moving into places, buying up property, spiking real estate prices, bringing their bullshit values, etc has really pissed people off throughout all 50 states.
Plus the epic homeless problem, etc.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)
sorry, we have not had a valid election for about 20 years.
Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 07:10 PM (mP0Kj)
To share in the suffering...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Why, those sneaky little imps! We're gonna have words!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Case
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It's worse than stupid, the voters are slaves to ideological leftism. A mayor can basically burn the place down and they'll reelect her by lopsided margins. Because anything is better than MAGA.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (eIzlH)
Wisconsin, Michigan, NY, Oregon
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (enNUy)
I'd love to see President Trump perform them on live tv.
The liberal mental illness needs to be constantly fed.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Romeo13
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I wish I could believe that, but I don't think it's all some dark conspiracy. CA's big problem is their voter base.
I dont doubt real fraud occurs, but its not some closet conservative state.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (eIzlH)
His movies are fuckshit of piss and vinegar for the most part
The only one I genuinely liked was Batman Begins, the rest are assmunchies
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Romeo13
Lol!
The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley credited with steering Illinois and its electoral votes to John F. Kennedy through "dirty tricks" and a suspicious 450,000-vote margin in Cook County. While Kennedy won the state by only 8,000 votes, rumors of "voting from the grave" and machine manipulation persist, though some accounts suggest fraud was limited to about 100,000 votes and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft.
Posted by: Chicago at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (K9nu8)
Skip it. I saw it as a kid. Loved it. But it hasn't aged well. Too much like a soap opera set. Kinda sucks, actually, despite an all star cast.
Substitute Earthquake or Juggernaut for your '70s catastrophe fare.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Romeo13
Lol!
The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley credited with steering Illinois and its electoral votes to John F. Kennedy through "dirty tricks" and a suspicious 450,000-vote margin in Cook County. While Kennedy won the state by only 8,000 votes, rumors of "voting from the grave" and machine manipulation persist, though some accounts suggest fraud was limited to about 100,000 votes and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft.
Posted by: Chicago
Texas and LBJ would like a word.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (YZ0Fo)
I never thought it was. It's a large city full of very liberal drunk Irish people. And they rule New England.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
We moved to Colorado in the ate 1990s. It was wonderful. Business was booming. Conservative gubmint. Hell, Ben Nighthorse Campbell ditched the Democrat party for the GOP.
But, slowly, then suddenly, the billionaire leftists landed in their fancy planes. Like Pat Stryker. And it all went to shit. Quickly.
We moved to Idaho, and love it; but I still get the same sensation that the locusts are not far behind.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Don't worry, we're working to change that as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Mayor Wu and mass immigration at August 13, 2026 07:16 PM (K9nu8)
>> Too much like a soap opera set.
The soap opera aspect is what makes it good.
The 70's and early 80's were the zenith of the soap opera.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Musical Moron at August 13, 2026 07:17 PM (K9nu8)
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My Hero!
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:19 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)
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Well, do ya, punk?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:20 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)
He and Mamdani are FIIIIINE.
I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲
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Reddit is gayer than... a RuPaul rave !
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (g47mK)
Remember, Hamas' plans for after their victory (which the Israelis captured) were to kill and deport the entire Jewish population of Israel, with the exception of a few Israelis with very high-value skills, which Hamas intended to keep as slaves for the benefit of the "Palestinian" economy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Romeo13
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I wish I could believe that, but I don't think it's all some dark conspiracy. CA's big problem is their voter base.
I dont doubt real fraud occurs, but its not some closet conservative state.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (eIzlH)
It's also not a supermajority dem/socialist/commie either, like the state legislature is.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (l3cgK)
Could it be considered kitsch? 'Cause that's my interpretation.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:24 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)
The WNBA ‘felt like a lifeline’ for LGBTQ+ fans. Anti-trans attacks are testing that refuge.
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham’s remarks opposing transgender athletes in women’s sports injected political debate into a league with no openly trans women players.
...Vázquez, who is Black and queer, saw themself reflected in both the WNBA and its fanbase as they attended more games in person. “It felt like a lifeline to queer community at a time when I felt really disconnected from it,” they said. “It was really important to me that I would see intergenerational queer communities, like queer families and older lesbians, and it just felt so special to me in a way that I hadn’t seen in other sports.”
Jen Barnes, founder and CEO of Rough & Tumble, one of the nation’s first women’s sports bars, said Freedom’s and White’s declarations for the draft were “absurd” and misogynistic.
Hultquist, who works for an international LGBTQ+ nonprofit in the Seattle area, said “A very small number of people — probably not actually even fans of the league — are trying to use this opportunity and this issue to divide fans and divide players,”
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Chicago at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (K9nu
Because in 1960, the dems were real friends of blacks, like LBJ and Robert Byrd...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (l3cgK)
Cashing in on the disaster craze. Poseidon Adventure, et al.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (JvZF+)
"Senate Elections According To Fox News Polls
GOP Pick up
🔴 Michigan
Dem Pick Up:
🔵 Texas
🔵 Ohio
🔵 Iowa
🔵 Maine
🔵 North Carolina"
Texas is going blue y'all !
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (g47mK)
Alpha News
@AlphaNews
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1h
WATCH: Minnesota Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Peggy Flanagan refuses to support a minimum age requirement for sex change procedures
"So you support the law as is, no limit. So if a 10-year-old wanted it you would be okay with that?"
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:26 PM (g47mK)
Alpha News
@AlphaNews
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1h
WATCH: Minnesota Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Peggy Flanagan refuses to support a minimum age requirement for sex change procedures
"So you support the law as is, no limit. So if a 10-year-old wanted it you would be okay with that?"
Posted by: beckster at August
But she's an injun and uses all of the animal.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
Really? Is that what happened? Sophie Cunningham injected the political debate?
It's fun living in parallel worlds and watching the funhouse through the safe side of the glass.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:28 PM (oji8u)
It is rumored that the reason why Chicago has the 606-- zip codes (which are out of sequence) is because Kennedy and Daley met at the 606 strip club in Chicago to finalize their plans to steal Illinois' electoral votes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 07:28 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:26 PM (g47mK)
I occasionally get his EweToob ads while watching videos...I fast-forward through them.
A real man who would represent the value of Texas... /sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 07:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (g47mK)
Talafreako has a new ad out with him and his Pawpaw drinking iced tea on a front porch, in mason jars no less, essentially saying vote for me cuz I love my neighbor. He forgets to mention the neighbors’ kids.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (SjAWL)
>>Towering Inferno was made to give all those washed up stars one last paycheck.
Of the 11 top billed stars only 3 can be said to be at the end of their career.
The rest were either at the height of their careers or very active.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Old Quaker Critic . . . at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM
But is he stentorious?
Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 13, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
I liked the first Matrix because the special effects were groundbreaking at the time. "Bullet time" was new in that film and made me wow. And I'm a sucker for power fantasy/chosen one plots.
But yeah. The sequels were mostly bad with a few bright spots, like Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8Y4BB)
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Maybe the special effects are why Star Wars, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and Avatar were such big hits. How many of them would have been a footnote on MST3K without those features? And without the nostalgia filter, how would more modern audiences rate them?
Posted by: Another Anon at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM
But is he stentorious?
Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 13, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
He's an oleaginous viper.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (l3cgK)
Look away
Dixieland
Posted by: GM at August 13, 2026 07:35 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Another Anon at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (4h45B)
Originally Luke Skywalker was supposed to be named Luke Starkiller...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:35 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
There is a very rare LEGO minifigure of Luke Starkiller
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM
While this is an important question, an even more important one is "Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)
The rest were either at the height of their careers or very active.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)
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Don't make me stop this car.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:38 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM
While this is an important question, an even more important one is "Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)
Does shooting punks in the wild count as range time?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
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Jennings is doing well where he is.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (ndZc7)
Oh, I'm sorry. You're looking for The Gun Thread. This is Argument. Stupid git!
Posted by: Mr. Barnard at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (oji8u)
Betting sites still favor Paxton
Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (CW7qp)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 07:48 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Advo at August 13, 2026 07:51 PM (jO4mz)
The Critical Drinker review would be epic.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 07:51 PM (nHXB4)
Now excusing working for Soros when Soros was hell bent on destroying the West, that’s a horse of a different color
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (diia5)
The First Matrix movie was good
I beg to disagree. It was metaphysical blather that served to glue together boring "action" interludes.
Not Morbius, but Morbidus ought to have been the rebellion's leader's name.
And the humans as batteries... utter hogwash.
No, I do not like it. It is Prometheus level crap.
Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)
Seconded.
Posted by: goozer at August 13, 2026 08:33 PM (eTh1u)
Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 08:43 PM (y7IOQ)
Peak Cultural Enrichment: Muslim-Dominated City Council of Hamtramck, Michigan, Votes to Permit Animal Sacrifice in People's Backyards, Over Objections of Non-Muslim Minority
Hamtramck City Council votes to allow animal sacrifice for religious purposes in the city After months of debate, the city council has voted to allow the practice of animal sacrifice, for religious purposes, in Hamtramck. The decision ultimately came down to a more than 30-year-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that says cities cannot infringe on religious freedom under the first amendment.This is the media, so they're lying to you (of course). The case they're talking about is the Santaria animal sacrifice case. The court did not find that people had a right to sacrifice animals. It found only that a law specifically passed to block a religious minority (Santaria) from sacrificing animals was a violation of the right to free exercise of religion. In other words, it is perfectly legal to generally ban animal sacrifice, or the slaughter of animals outside of a slaughterhouse and apply that law to religious minorities. The Supreme Court only said you cannot ban something specifically to thwart the practice of a religion. Presumably, slaughtering animals is already illegal in Michigan (except in licensed slaughterhouses) or else they wouldn't have had to pass an ordnance permitting it. So they're lying to you, as usual, giving it the "what's the big deal, the Supreme Court decided this in 1993 already" treatment. But it's a lie. And either these "expert journalists" can't be bothered to look up a major Supreme Court case, or did look it up, and chose to consciously lie to readers to convince them this is No Big Deal.
English speaker fluency level: Beyond native. In fact, there's already work-around for Muslims: They can just pay a butcher to slaughter an animal at the bucher-shop. But they're whining that that's not good enough. They want the Caliphate to exist here in America:
The act of animal sacrifice is often practiced among Muslims during Eid. "Our city is dirty enough. We don't want to make it more dirty," a Hamtramck resident said during a city hall meeting. "Really ridiculous catastrophic resolution," another one said. "If it's not passed then we are ready to take it to courts for religious rights because it is constitution."
Many Muslims pay a butcher to perform the religious sacrifice but for some families, it's just not practical. "A lot of families will typically do it in the confines of their property like in their backyard or their garage and dispose of the animal accordingly," Director of Safe Spaces at Cair Michigan Nour Ali said.
In Hamtramck, the first Muslim-majority city in America, an all-Muslim council just legalized backyard animal sacrifice.
— Brigitte Gabriel (@ACTBrigitte) August 11, 2026
The non-Muslim minority showed up to object.⁰
They were outvoted.
This is not “diversity.”⁰
The new majority rewrites the rules to reflect its own sacred… pic.twitter.com/hbD9vnuJAc
I wonder if she would shout to a Muslim this is a Christian town. Doubt it. https://t.co/kFQu6nv3O2
— petitedov (@petitedov) August 13, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (q177U)
Posted by: GF at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (W4Mfe)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:43 PM (wxsGM)
I guess I am going to adopt the "don't do it where I can see it" attitude.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
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He followed up by asserting "The fastest way to clean this city up would be by deporting every last one of these Islamonazis."
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
There is no separation of mosque and state you racist.
Posted by: Idiot Leftists Standing in Line Waiting to be Beheaded at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (bPFJP)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (DQcsn)
And yet, we let them come here.
So this is what you get when you let dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people into your country.
Posted by: Failure To Communicate at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (e2lsi)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (pLPqp)
I guess I am going to adopt the "don't do it where I can see it" attitude.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (cpFbA)
That was Old Testament.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 13, 2026 05:49 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
And, yet, they don't refer to it as an "animal sacrifice."
Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2026 05:49 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (wxsGM)
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
Runnin' wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
And the girls respond to the call,
I heard a woman shout out
Let all the hogs out
Let all the hogs out
Run 'em wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Run 'em wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
In the Old Testament, yes. The New Testament contained the only sacrifice that mattered.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (bPFJP)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Failure To Communicate at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM
The penguins of the hominids?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (0sNs1)
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I've got a safe space for you, hoss: Baghdad. Fuck off.
Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (KGj36)
Posted by: Hosea 6:6 at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (4NO2D)
Howdy neighbor, whatcha grilling?
You bastard, that is one my Spots legs. He's been missing for a few days.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (bX16E)
No, that can't be right. I know that Michigan allows hunting, so killing animals is allowed.
Animal sacrifice is always tied to religion, even if it is satanic worship or something. At least as far as I know. What other situation would there be an animal sacrifice? Who would the animal be sacrificed to?
I haven't read the old decision, but it seams like it would be impossible to pass a ban that complies.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Hamtramck Sharia Council at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (Jl/ju)
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 05:53 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
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Yeah but wringing a chicken's neck probably doesn't involve ululating and screaming to your false god while torturing an animal to death with a big knife to please your false god.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (bPFJP)
Posted by: Welcome to Springfield at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)
Hopefully this break sticks around for another few days.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (pLPqp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (JvZF+)
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Yup. That's what this is about. Slaughtering goats in Suburbia. Former Suburbia, I guess.
I noticed some National Forests prohibit Deer in the campgrounds now. No game processing. I'd tell 'em to get bent.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Lurkyloo at August 13, 2026 05:57 PM (PZ7h8)
They can get fucked. It's either eat those tenderloins or let them go to waste.
Now...dumping carcasses and offal in the campground, that is a negative.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:57 PM (pLPqp)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (t9gtU)
Won't work in a National Forest. I don't think Michigan has juris-mah-diction.
But in a State Park...
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (Av6i5)
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM
Is the problem that the goat wasn't boltgunned before the exsanguination? Or just doing it in front of everyone?
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (4NO2D)
And the lying anti-meat environuts will say *nothing* or just make a token objection. I don't see any cans of red paint being thrown at muslims do you?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (/TWzC)
They specifically rely on demographic dominance to overwhelm the region before war, and even between wars they try to insert their kind into, or near, Christian villages or valleys and then out breed them so they will have an advantage when the war comes.
What we are seeing in USA is not a new response to new political conditions, it is their same old practice that they have used for centuries, and I am sure they are teaching this in mosques here and at the source countries to encourage people to migrate.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (vyxPb)
Animal sacrifice is always tied to religion, even if it is satanic worship or something. At least as far as I know. What other situation would there be an animal sacrifice? Who would the animal be sacrificed to?
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They didn't pass the ordinance to codify it
They passed it to rub your nose in it
_one more step
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (g47mK)
And that is a way that would pass SCOTUS scrutiny. Not a ban on animal sacrifice, which would always have a religious component, but on animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty is something that does not hinge on religious beliefs and so can be banned for all.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (8mulE)
So they're just slaughtering animals for food? Same as everyone else on the planet? But they're brown, so let the bigotry, racism, and ignorance flow from there.
No one cares about Larry sharing the deer he processes in his garage, but God forbid Amir slaughters a goat all under the supervision of religious leader (in most cases, you know "halal") in his garage
If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.
Spent 15 months in Iraq and broke bread with community leaders and religious leaders. You think they had the cleanest work stations in there run down facilities? No, but boy did that goat Smack
> No, but boy did that goat Smack
This.
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Jonathan Choe
@choeshow
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NEW: Seattle taxpayers are helping build a “Sharia-compliant” community center.
The city is also paying for “transgender refugees.”
Now you know why Seattle is facing a budget shortfall of nearly $500 million.
Natalie Winters
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🚨YOUR TAX DOLLARS:
Seattle gave $575,000 to help build a 12,000-square-foot community center the CITY itself described as “SHARIA-COMPLIANT.”
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:01 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 06:01 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 06:02 PM (xCuiu)
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Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)
They also push - constantly push - their laws onto the land they control.
Does anyone doubt that those ragheads on their slave mats 5 times a day bowing to their masters, who insist on doing it near churches, in the street, at work, in airplanes, etc. Does anyone doubt that they were taught to do this as a form of intimidation and dominance?
This is all just blatant conquest.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vyxPb)
And the lying anti-meat environuts will say *nothing* or just make a token objection. I don't see any cans of red paint being thrown at muslims do you?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (/TWzC)
We already have it in 10 states with abortion at birth.
Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (LX4y3)
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Course not. And even if they did it would be GOOD
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Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (LX4y3)
I mean worse. The Left do not stop until they are.....
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: toby928(c
The problem was it happened at an apartment complex that had a row of parking garages. Children were playing while this large animal was dragged/hanged at the opening of the garage.
Children tend to be protected from the reality that animals are killed for humans to eat. It is terrorizing to allow the slaughter to be done in public. imo
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (F3Dlr)
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind
The Left loves its concept known as "Orientalism" -- the notion that westerners like to fetishize and "exoticize" the east (including the Middle East) and apply western standards to it, because we simply can't understand it with our limited western worldview.
But that's exactly what happened when the West encountered the thing called "Islam." Because we int he West had no word nor any concept to characterize the all-encompassing philosophy/lifestyle/military doctrine/economic system/social conformism/personal control of Islam, we just shrugged and called it a "religion," even though the followers of Islam itself did not think of it as a "religion," but simply "the only allowed way of existing."
That Western "orientalist" mischaracterization of Islam as a religion persists to this day.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 06:06 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ZVgZ4)
And gays only want to visit each other in the hospital...
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (kLycv)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 06:06 PM
*shifty eyes*
Marooo?
Posted by: The Red Heifer at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball
Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (K9nu8)
What's next? Call to prayer loudspeakers, Muslim only housing developments governed by Sharia Law, or/and Muslim only foot washing stations in airports to name a few starter cultural takeovers.
Time to fire up the reconquesta.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (JUTN6)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:08 PM (VCgbV)
What the actual fuck ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 06:09 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:08 PM
IF your FFL is willing to do in on just a 4473. Silencer Shop literally won the case so they are willing but others aren't going to risk their licenses until things are clearer.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)
And the Cross ended animal sacrifice. And 70AD made sure that there wasn't a Temple to do animal sacrifice unless God's Message wasn't clear.
If the Muslim savages feel a need for animal sacrifice, they have their own region of the world to do that in. Slaughter away and deal with God's Wrath from thousands of miles away.
This isn't about animal sacrifice. Its about colonization and conquering.
The depressing part is that the former United States no longer has the ability to slay its dragons, but instead wants to mate with the dragons.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (U4c/V)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (2WIwB)
Sacrificing animals for spiritual energy seems pretty malicious to me (and probably the animal).
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (K9nu8)
Meh. If Muslims want to wallow in offal and rats then have at it. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
I feel bad for the animals but meh.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (yTXpW)
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On primary night, Flanagan showed a promising pivot toward the fall campaign, all but calling Tafoya “MAGA Michele” from the First Avenue stage.
It was pitch perfect.
Minnesota’s fraud is a stain that requires systemic correction. But the scope and reach of Trump’s self-enrichment and ransacking of the federal government continue to obliterate on a daily basis anything that has happened here.
If elected, I’d expect Tafoya to support most of Trump’s actions just as the Republicans in the state’s congressional delegation have done. Unless Tafoya, and Demuth as well, acknowledge and call out Trump’s historic grift, they should get no traction with voters.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (kX27y)
That will be ignored by and for Muslims.
The law requires it be clean and humane.
That will be ignored by and for Muslims but used to prohibit Santeria and other religions and pseudo-religions like putative Satanists.
Ultimately, it is a license for Muslims only.
Posted by: Sam at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (7jMef)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (/QHx4)
That's how you end up with these wastelands--7 of the 9 have nothing to offer but their intention to ruin our country by changing it to resemble the hellholes they came from.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:14 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Crusader
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If they want to practice 'ol' time religion' two can play that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 06:15 PM (pMmVV)
It's "catastrophic" if they can't slaughter a lamb in their back yard?
How have they been surviving until now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)
At what point do they conclude that this is who the Democrats are.
Wait until they see Marxist p3do Scott Weinstein or Maoist CCP shill Connie Chan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (JvZF+)
So they're just slaughtering animals for food? Same as everyone else on the planet? But they're brown, so let the bigotry, racism, and ignorance flow from there.
No one cares about Larry sharing the deer he processes in his garage, but God forbid Amir slaughters a goat all under the supervision of religious leader (in most cases, you know "halal") in his garage
If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.
Spent 15 months in Iraq and broke bread with community leaders and religious leaders. You think they had the cleanest work stations in there run down facilities? No, but boy did that goat Smack
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Great guys. Now justify honor killings and female genital mutilation while you're at it.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (bPFJP)
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (xE0sV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:20 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The paschal lamb was slaughtered so that it's blood could be smeared on the doorposts, that the Angel of Death would pass over the homes of the Hebrews on the night of the final plague.
Not a sacrifice per se
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:23 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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there are still some gray areas. You can buy a short barrel for a rifle but you can't put it on without approval, not sure if that has changed. But I can go to some shops and buy a complete SBR now. Texas is on the books not to prosecute possession of a silencer or SBR in Texas but who knows about local government entities. I have only glanced at the ruling so not sure about all the details. I have a friend who was involved in this case that I will see next week. I will get clarification then.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:24 PM (9AdGW)
Posted by: Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad at August 13, 2026 06:25 PM (g47mK)
In the pass on that left-wing crazy neighborhood blog, which I knew nothing about that someone put up there about some ritual chicken sacrifice in the park by a religious group I went nuts and I said absolutely not. This is America. We don’t do that you do that in your country and I got actually kicked off the site For that.
Probably being run by a left-wing woman or a Muslim. I don’t know but we can not allow this to happen in our country. We do not kill these animals cruelly it’s bad enough we kill them. We are not gonna put them out there and kill them cruelly. Can you imagine None of these people probably know anything about how to sacrifice this animal and a way that it is not cruel this is gotta stop. This is gotta stop and the only ones that I can do it is us
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 06:25 PM (nGraA)
Let's sacrifice the neighbor's cat and dog for a BBQ later the afternoon ..........
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 06:27 PM (y7IOQ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:27 PM (LHPAg)
I'm on the side of locals who say "We don't do things this way," but I don't think a ban is defensible in court.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 06:28 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)
Kosher animals still must be bled, no?
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:30 PM (q6tQZ)
I would prefer to leave them alone however they want conquest. I don't want to be conquered.
Heads on sticks? so be it
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 13, 2026 06:30 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The paschal lamb was slaughtered so that it's blood could be smeared on the doorposts, that the Angel of Death would pass over the homes of the Hebrews on the night of the final plague.
Not a sacrifice per se
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:23 PM (JvZF+)
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I think a closer example is Kapparot. Also not a sacrifice, but it’s ritual slaughter of an animal. But … the same people praising Muslim animal sacrifice are taking to the streets with pitchforks every Yom Kippur screaming about the savagery of Orthodox Jews killing some chickens.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (Dv3i1)
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)
These steps have to be taken for musloms to take over Says so in the book.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:32 PM (9AdGW)
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY
I thought the animal had to be conscious while it's throat is cut and it bleeds out in order to be halal. If I'm wrong, I stand corrected.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (Dv3i1)
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"For religious purposes" will balloon into clitorectomies, child brides, killing of infidels. Why not? All of those are also done all in the name of religious purposes, correct?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY
I've seen several videos of human prisoners of various military and terrorist groups have their throats slit. The absolute panic and fear in their eyes certainly led me to believe it was tortuous. An animal won't have the fear of anticipation, but once the cutting starts, they're not going to be thrilled.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 13, 2026 06:34 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:34 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)
This gal knows the drill.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (diia5)
I love my grandkids. The baby is easy (well, not yesterday as she wanted to be held vs playing). The 5yr old girl tested what is left of my patience today but I held on to my sanity. Grandson was fine and 8yrs.
Fine until parents arrived to change clothes to meet their new teachers (private school, in uniforms).
I asked the grandson nicely to "please go away" as he was messing with the baby I was quickly feeding a bottle. He then announced that I had been "mean" all day. I wanted to say, "Boy, you don't know what mean is" but did not. Later asked for an example and he grinned and said, "many examples." I told him this was baloney. Yes I was not my sizzling self as I am tired, but I was not mean to anyone. GAH
I could easily have some jihad right now if an eeslam or trans or Jehovah Witless knocked on the door. I am done with humans.
Like fish or visitors apparently my limit is 4 days, solid, of my beloveds vs my sloth serenity.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
No, you're right. I'm saying cutting a carotid with a sharp knife isn't the painful thing you think it is.
I've killed deer that didn't know they'd been killed.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (q6tQZ)
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (K9nu
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And I bet they're already doing FGM on the sly.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (kX27y)
So lowering your taxes, deporting criminals, ending multiple wars, shrinking government, reducing fraud, restoring trust in the institutions (as far as what can possibly be salvaged), reducing inflation, restoring energy independence, removing crippling regulation, fast-tracking the development of new grid scale energy sources, de-weaponizing the federal agencies, while not taking a single dollar of payment from the taxpayers (e.g. donating his entire salary to charity) is "self-enrichment" and "ransacking".
Typical Leftist. Instead of accepting any responsibility for your own failed policies, wholesale looting of the treasury, fighting for foreign invaders to continue to slaughter and rape - just make up lies about Trump. This isn't even DARVO because they don't bother with even Denial just jump straight to Attack.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/TiS1)
Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (x1Pr5)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (sLoM2)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/TiS1)
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Yup and that's true for pretty much all of MPLS and the Duluth area.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (/QHx4)
Smoked pulled pork is a religion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (6Niep)
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As soon as the scales in Washington tipped and they began actively seeking out the destruction of the USA, as long as their pockets are getting handsomely fat.
I've faced the fact that elected officials are all on the take, and they're all getting something substantial out of the importation of these animals. Our leaders could not be more corrupt. And it will be our ruination.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
No, you're right. I'm saying cutting a carotid with a sharp knife isn't the painful thing you think it is.
I've killed deer that didn't know they'd been killed.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (q6tQZ)
As I'm reading that I'm remembering poor Irynia.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (CYBB0)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 06:41 PM (BN8mS)
But I'd pop a cap in Sancho
Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (x1Pr5)
And Mohammed.
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Eromero
She's a human, not an animal.
I've got a buddy who's brother bled out from a .22 wound in the femoral. Didn't think it was all that bad, cause it really didn't hurt.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (Gqar8)
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I'm sure it's happening inside homes secretly. Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recounting of her and her sister's clitorectomies and the ensuing healing process...at age 5. It is unspeakable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Send them back at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (x1Pr5)
https://tinyurl.com/3j72633k
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:45 PM (q6tQZ)
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I'm sure it's happening inside homes secretly. Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recounting of her and her sister's clitorectomies and the ensuing healing process...at age 5. It is unspeakable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)
And still won't stop them from getting raped by diseased goatfuckers. Not that there's any rational connection anyway but still.
Posted by: But WE'RE the misogynists at August 13, 2026 06:46 PM (x1Pr5)
Israel had a solution for that: band together and do it as a community of families. Exodus 12:3-4.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)
https://tinyurl.com/3j72633k
Posted by: MkY
Fair enough, for Kosher.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Gqar8)
Well, it seems to be happening here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Thinking This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Eromero
Bingo! That's the intentional affront. Like praying in front of City Hall.
Don't you pissants have back yards?
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
Is her murderer still alive?? Wait, of course he is.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
Is her murderer still alive?? Wait, of course he is.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar
So is Ashli Babbitt's murder al well. No justice No peace.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: The Barrel
I felt dirty, greasy... felt like wearing chains around my neck, like eating canolis, like talking with my hands!
It was terrible!
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (ZVgZ4)
Once the old Dodge Main assembly plant in the heart of town closed down in 1980 and was torn down in 1981, Hamtramck began its downward slide. The Michigan State Supreme Court allowing GM to eminent domain parts of Hamtramck and “Poletown” to bulldoze it for a GM plant in the early 1980s further accelerated its fall. As families moved out or older people died off the Muslims moved in.
Posted by: mmack at August 13, 2026 08:56 PM (k/ioP)
It's not a religion.
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind
Posted by: AnnaS at August 13, 2026 10:43 PM (C39D0)
El-Sayed Also Hates Thanksgiving, Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples"
It's weird how these foreign anchor-babies keep turning out to be so thoroughly anti-American, isn't it?
You'd almost think they were foreign sleeper agents placed inside an enemy country they planned to subvert and harm from within. Before getting to Thanksgiving: It also turns out that this son-of-a-bitch oversaw a high-kill shelter where animals were kept in appalling conditions before being slaughtered.Clown WorldThe love of dogs is a Western thing. Many Muslims regard dogs as "unclean" and in fact propose banning dogs from public streets so that Muslims aren't forced to encounter these filthy animals.
@ClownWorld Michigan Democrats just nominated Abdul El-Sayed for Senate. He oversaw Detroit's animal shelter where the kill rate hit 74%, whistleblowers called it a slaughterhouse, and the city paid $63,000 to settle a lawsuit over the conditions. Feces backed up into kennels. Rats and cockroaches everywhere. This is the guy they want representing Michigan. He can't even take care of dogs. And he's supposed to represent you. Michigan deserves better.
The most basic and wholesome bits of American culture are anathema to him and must be destroyed:
🚨 WAR ON THANKSGIVING: Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed—like failed Wisconsin DSA candidate Fracesca Hong—has a problem with Thanksgiving.
— Michigan GOP (@MIGOP) August 13, 2026
It appears that @AbdulElSayed wants to replace Thanksgiving with reparations for Indigenous Peoples.
HONG 🤝 EL-SAYED pic.twitter.com/9qmbcwrTmX
🚨NEW
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 12, 2026
Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed says he is in favor of a communist-style government seizure of private companies.
HOST: "Are you in favor of public ownership models?"
EL-SAYED: "I want to actually take it a step further...we need some system of public control." pic.twitter.com/zUBHUdZtFm
🚨 NEW
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 13, 2026
Abdul El-Sayed ADMITS he would force working Americans to pay for his socialist healthcare scam:
"It is going to require taxes...it's important that everybody pays a bit in."pic.twitter.com/jZr5xCJmvM
I just found this clip of Zohran Mamdani on an Arab podcast, admitting that he fooled white liberals
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 10, 2026
Progressive ideology is just a tool
His real priority? "Identity" pic.twitter.com/cj9TrN3ryu
The internet has found a resurfaced Abdul El-Sayed campaign video, and the Blue’s Clues-inspired pitch is getting roasted.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 13, 2026
El-Sayed dances through the one-minute parody while asking voters for their support, leaning hard into childhood nostalgia with exaggerated moves and a… pic.twitter.com/p5gSAzT2wF
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (d0hH6)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (N1tpc)
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Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (UjdFS)
Yeah... he's not much of a looker and could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (FtULh)
I'm not completely sure, but I think EVERYONE's ancestors suffer from 100% mortality today.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (zZu0s)
This is fine. Let it be a warning to the commies. Time to embrace our conqueror heritage.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (6Niep)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (JvZF+)
Why do I hear:
It's going to require lots of taxes... it's important that the third world be able to take it back out with massive fraud.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
"They" have an unfortunate tendency towards alcoholism and diabetes...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (KGj36)
Since when was competence a board in Democrat Platform?
Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (d0hH6)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (JvZF+)
But he's brilliant when it comes to saying what the Islamocommunists want to hear.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)
It was not the nefarious design of the Europeans, but the natural response of the connection of populations without any historic immunity to new diseases.
Yes, it was a terrible loss of life, but it was inevitable no matter WHO made contact with an unexposed people group.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (xCuiu)
Just a reminder this #Thanksgiving:
Follow This country was built on the systematic annihilation of Indigenous Peoples, whose ancestors suffer some of the highest rates of
homelessness, joblessness, and mortality
today.
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The dummy meant "descendants," not "ancestors."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (azNOR)
And fighting between tribes... They didn't all sing Kumbaya...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)
Slaughter ? Tell me about it
Posted by: Custer at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (FtULh)
Every country was built on the "systematic annihilation" of those who preceded them. It's called Humanity and Ecology. Now, let's discuss Islamists and their belief WRT systematic annihilation of infidels and their culture/origins.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 04:42 PM (qFwJc)
WOO HOO! We can congratulate ourselves on how progressive we are that we're now voting for the people who want us dead!
Incidentally- I don't think this Muslim Brotherhood plant believes a word of the leftist gobbledygook that he spouts. He just knows the magic words to make the NPCs vote for him.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (/QHx4)
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^^ I wish this could be printed up and stuffed down his throat. Like James Caan shoving his burned manuscript down Kathy Bates' throat.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (qBdHI)
Caveat: I hope all this vile oppo isn't dropping too early. Pundits and the perpetually online are lapping it up, but normal people who might be persuaded to vote for Rogers aren't paying any attention to any of this in August. Real people have better things to do the last weeks of summer.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:44 PM (iFTx/)
Real Americans are what they do.
Democrat simps are what they are.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (VHUov)
So like 10/7?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope
Or the Fall of Constantinople.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (xnSjm)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)
I won our 5th grade spelling bee and I swear I don’t remember ululating on the list. AoS triples if not quadruples one’s lexicon. Correction: make that quintuples.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (SjAWL)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: B. Hussein Soetoro at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)
He's endorsing El-Sayed.
Keep that in mind the next time anyone talks about a "moderate" Democrap.
There. Are. No. Moderate. Democraps. They are all vile fascist commies who hate American and themselves.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (iFTx/)
As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.
For someone my age, hearing that a Millennial DSA candidate hates Thanksgiving is like a Muslim hearing that the Imam hates pork.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (BI5O2)
During World War II under President Franklin D. Roosevelt, military guards shot and killed a small number of Japanese Americans and Japanese nationals detained in American confinement facilities.
While mass executions did not occur, isolated fatal shootings happened when guards claimed prisoners attempted to escape or during unrest.
Just a wee small number.
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President Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066 in February 1942, leading to the forced removal of over 120,000 Japanese Americans into remote camps.
The camps were managed under armed military guard, creating a volatile prison-like environment where rule infractions or perceived threats led guards to use lethal force. (AI)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (NFX2v)
If Rogers and the Republicans can't win the Mich Senate race the nation might as well disintegrate
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Getting closer all the time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (Cqx++)
English - do you speak it, motherf***er?
Oh, and Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (fV+di)
It's a good thing our SCOTUS protected these domestic enemies, as long as they were born as "anchor babies". It's good for the global economy to not have other nations invading us with destructive weapons, when they can just use birth tourism to conquer more peacefully.
Thanks SCOTUS.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (/QHx4)
They conquered and enslaved entire populations from differing tribes long before whitey came on the scene and it was business as normal among them all. The white settlers and government just upped the ante and conducted the same policies on an industrial scale.
Where he is wrong is that you can't go back and right a wrong that occurred 300+ years ago, there is no remedy for people who have long since died. There is not a living soul alive or that was directly affected by any of the policies of the US government during the expansionist period.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM
We're proud to have introduced mephitic to the Horde's lexicon!
Posted by: Penguins of the World at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (cQirQ)
Seems more like Pee Wee's Playhouse to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (6ydKt)
You lost, now get in your casinos and deal me some blackjack.
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (e2lsi)
Posted by: James Talarico at August 13, 2026 04:50 PM (0sNs1)
You lost, now get in your casinos and deal me some blackjack.
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (e2lsi)
Winning back America, a quarter at a time!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 04:51 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Ohio at August 13, 2026 04:51 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Haley Stevens authentic Midwesterner at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM (wGerL)
"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."
{Stony silence.}
"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."
{Getting angry.]
"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Emmie at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Roland Hirsch at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (mIqpz)
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.
Meanwhile, when is someone going to ask el-Sayed about the Arab slave trade? You know, maybe we shouldn't be promoting people of his heritage to leadership in this country. Think of all the generational wealth and for that matter actual generations that were destroyed for him. So many impoverished and degraded people in his wake.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (XJ22o)
Then proudly stuff our faces with turkey and stuffing.
Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (Ve/HL)
It was on Duke Divinity School's website.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (n9eFH)
Just remember all the land held by "Russia" was conquered, but turned into a quasi-Marxist state anyway.
How do you feel about once Christian-converted Turkey?
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)
Never shave your armpits again!
Go ahead and get fat!
Heartbreak of psoriasis? Nah.
Unsightly boils and blemishes?
Call us today!
Posted by: Burqas 4 Less at August 13, 2026 04:55 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 04:55 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (xCuiu)
Yoo Hoo!
Posted by: Democrat Voter Fraud at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (nvKZ7)
During World War II under President Franklin D. Roosevelt, military guards shot and killed a small number of Japanese Americans and Japanese nationals detained in American confinement facilities...
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (NFX2v)
I know we like to dunk on FDR, and he was absolutely an evil bastard and the worst president we've ever had.
BUT the internment of the Japanese was a perfectly understandable response to the actions of many of those of Japanese descent in the United States. Michelle Malkin has a great book about the classified information they were acting on. (In addition to publicly know information)
I think it was wrong, but it wasn't a "THEY WERE ALL JUST RACISTS!!!" issue.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (N1tpc)
I won our 5th grade spelling bee and I swear I don’t remember ululating on the list. AoS triples if not quadruples one’s lexicon. Correction: make that quintuples.
Posted by: TxAnn
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Let me caution you: be content with ignorance. There are some AoS words that you don't want in your Search history.
Posted by: Sybian at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (XJ22o)
As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.
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Honestly, this makes me think that millennials are dumbshits. I mean FFS, its time off school, huge feed, and football games. How stupid do you have to be as a kid to be down on that? Real stupid.
Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (anL5R)
"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."
{Stony silence.}
"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."
{Getting angry.]
"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM
You've attended "How Berkeley Can You Be?", haven't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (0sNs1)
1. Ended the Union
2. Declared war on the citizens
3. May God have mercy on your soul
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM (lrRtF)
https://tinyurl.com/4wf227p3
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Billy Bob Bubba's Burka Barn at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (n9eFH)
"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."
{Stony silence.}
"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."
{Getting angry.]
"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM
You've attended "How Berkeley Can You Be?", haven't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Wasn't it Billie Ellish that opened her cum collector about that?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (lrRtF)
Stones, glass houses, some assembly required.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (FZ29D)
It was on Duke Divinity School's website.
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The Blue Devils - natch.
Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)
They're communists, so according to them everybody that owns land is living on stolen land.
Not land in Zimbabwe, Haiti, Russia, or Guatemala, though.
Just in Israel and North America is all land stolen.
They only seem to care when the land is valuable and filled with white people or Jews, for some unknown reason.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (6ydKt)
This crap is everywhere. My son was on a baseball team this last season. At opening day ceremonies, some government Karen (Mayor I think) came out and did a land acknowledgment before her insipid little speech.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (Av6i5)
"Gee, I did not know they had the KKK in Scotland too" !!
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (y7IOQ)
Posted by: jonnybiface at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (ufXiF)
As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.
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Honestly, this makes me think that millennials are dumbshits. I mean FFS, its time off school, huge feed, and football games. How stupid do you have to be as a kid to be down on that? Real stupid.
Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (anL5R)
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Elder Millennial here and I never heard any of that shit for what it's worth. We just planned on whose house we were going to get drunk at over the break and what bullshit story to feed our parents who clearly knew what we were doing but didn't care because they had the house to themselves and threw their own parties.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:00 PM (oqH4h)
1. Ended the Union
2. Declared war on the citizens
3. May God have mercy on your soul
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM
I see three things.
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 13, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)
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On Wednesday’s broadcast of “CNN NewsNight,” Washington Post Intelligence Lead Global Security Analyst Josh Rogin said that the real story from Wisconsin’s Democratic gubernatorial primary is “that progressive whatever it is message, is gaining steam, even in Wisconsin, compared to yesterday, compared to last year, and will continue to gain steam.” And Francesca Hong “didn’t lose because of the message, she lost because the voters questioned her electability.”
Rogin said, “I think a lot of people are missing the story here. It’s not that she lost, it’s that, weak candidate, without any establishment support, almost won. She got 39% of the vote in Wisconsin, okay? And that’s not the state where the DSA is supposed to win. And, but for those stumbles in the final weeks, she would’ve won. And that is the trend. It’s not that she didn’t win the race, it’s that that message, that progressive whatever it is message, is gaining steam, even in Wisconsin, compared to yesterday, compared to last year, and will continue to gain steam. And, in effect, she didn’t lose because of the message, she lost because the voters questioned her electability.”
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (kX27y)
*Takes money out of one pocket and puts it in the other*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (Av6i5)
Yes, and free food, cellphones, housing, healthcare, and a monthly allowance, please,.... you racist bigot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
An invasion by any other name is still an invasion.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (NnhvP)
Get your official AoSHQ Indigenous People's Day Commemorative Blanket today!
100% Virgin Wool
You know it's of the highest quality because of the difficulty of finding a virgin sheep with a bunch of mohammedans sporting and gamboling about the countryside.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (y9nCu)
Seems Americans were much more fair about compensating and dealing with Indians, than the Indians were with other tribes, or with white Americans. They needed to trade with us since they had no metal, and no guns.
Squanto said he preferred to live with the whites, for their better culture. Massasoit said their problems would not come from the white men, but from other Indian tribes.
If we want to go back in time, then I still carry a grudge over Islam murdering and pillaging their way through the Christian lands about a thousand years ago. We have reparations coming from Islam, right?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (vbXSk)
Who let the hogs out
Runnin' wild in the streets of NY
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
And the girls respond to the call,
I heard a woman shout out
Let all the hogs out
Let all the hogs out
Run 'em wild in the streets of NY
Run 'em wild in the streets of NY
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (gpvQO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (/QHx4)
Buy only from the true believers!
Posted by: Burqas 4 Less at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (PO1sc)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UWN7z)
Every company that sent me a happy holidays card lost my business.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (nGraA)
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So, he's saying she couldn't get elected because she was ugly and weird. Checks out.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Recent
They owe us for thousands of murders Lebanon forward.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (gpvQO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (wVcYX)
I would prefer not to.
Posted by: Bartleby the Scivener-21st century version at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (anL5R)
If somebody starts whining about white people I tell them to grow up and start emulating us because complaining about how awesome we are isn't going to make your life better. You need to start learning the ways of our amazing people.
It's a fun line, because it ain't in the script. You're supposed to start saying how you're not racist and it's complicated and blah blah blah. Nobody sees it coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (BI5O2)
Come to my little town and spout your bullshit. Let's see how that works out for you.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (2WIwB)
2000-2026 -- Hispanic dudes moving into the western half of America is GOOD -- "Diversity is our strength," "We are a nation of immigrants."
Make it make sense.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (Av6i5)
There's no way they would allocated scarce resources and manpower to build camps and intern thousands unless somebody thought it was important. Really important.
That's not even counting the political angle. If there HAD been some sort of organized attack by those of Japanese ancestry in the Zone of the Interior, it would have been an extinction level event for anybody in charge.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (t9gtU)
*Takes money out of one pocket and puts it in the other*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (2UnvF)
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Who knew that Elizabeth Warren was a commenter here?!
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (DbmIv)
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So, he's saying she couldn't get elected because she was ugly and weird. Checks out.
Posted by: obvs.
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She lost because Buick dropped 2000 votes on her.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (gpvQO)
Democrats created The Trail of Tears
Democrats supported slavery
Democrats decided Dred Scott
Democrats created the KKK
Democrats created Jim Crow
Democrats put Japanese-Americans in camps
Democrats put a KKK member on SCOTUS
Democrats opposed the Civil Rights Acts
Democrats five times elected a KKK member as President pro tempore of the United States Senate as late as 2010.
Posted by: Eric at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (6VHHP)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (3uBP9)
Not for Korea, not for Vietnam, not for winning the Cold War, not for the ME adventures and the GWOT
Zip, Nada, nothing. Just silence and a quite shame extolled by the democrats and the media.
Posted by: Ever Wonder Why at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (e2lsi)
“in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea, and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a Day of Thanksgiving and Prayer to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens.”
It don't say nuffin' about no injuns.
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2026 05:08 PM (nDXEV)
Quannah Parker? The Confederate? Double reparation payments for you, dude!
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 05:08 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)
But somehow, we horribly wronged them when we brought them out of the stone age, gave them free healthcare, funded special educational aid for Natives, and allowed them subsistence rights they claim to always have had. When another tribe wasn't murdering them, that is.
What in hell is wrong with people? Facts don't lie.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (PO1sc)
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Yeah, the home grown ones are basically useless. Can't organize a gang bang.
The islamocommies are a problem. They don't believe a word of the commie bullshit, its just a sales pitch to use on the idiots. They are here to destroy. And will promise free shit to the idiots to get power. Then it will be sharia and jizzya and burkas and walls falling on LBGTetc.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (anL5R)
Make it make sense.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (Av6i5)
It never will.
It's all about power not reason.
The left has become an army of Dolroes Umbridge clones.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)
It was not the nefarious design of the Europeans, but the natural response of the connection of populations without any historic immunity to new diseases.
Yes, it was a terrible loss of life, but it was inevitable no matter WHO made contact with an unexposed people group.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (N1tpc)
The archeologists can't find the mass graves. So either the natives didn't bury the smallpox dead and animals scavenged the remains, or there were less natives that died due to disease. Or less natives to start with.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
Or Egypt, or North Africa, Spain for a time, the Levant, etc.
Something about conquering by the sword...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Dearborn Chamber of Commerce at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (1z8ji)
But if he wants to personally pay me reparations, I will forward to him my Venmo.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (n5tGW)
What in hell is wrong with people? Facts don't lie.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (PO1sc)
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Also IIRC the last slaves freed in the US were held by some tribe in Alaska.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
r/TheBulwark (1 day ago)
'Fireworks suck’: Removed El-Sayed videos urged getting rid of the 4th of July tradition, raised replacing 2nd Amendment
I think I can live with this opinion if the other guy is an election denier. Pretty easy choice.
I'll be happy to campaign against this guy when we have a normal and sane GOP that believes in the Rule of Law and democracy, which is to say never again in my lifetime.
MAGA and their sympathizers are really contorting themselves to find ways to attack people like El-Sayed. No one cares about any of this. Imagine believing this was in any way relevant to a Senate election against an extremist election denier.
Are you so sure that there aren't enough moronic voters out there that this stuff won't matter? The last 10 years of politics has humbled me in this regard. However dumb you think our politics is, you can still be surprised.
This is why they say Talarico is a a vegan doctor who personally transes kids. (They will just make stuff up if need be)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (K9nu8)
So like 10/7?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope
More like 6 7
*makes juggling motions*
Posted by: Obligatory at August 13, 2026 05:12 PM (TbWk/)
And stole women... and had slaves...
I'm tired of suicidal empathy being used to rewrite history, to try to make ME feel guilty for something I had nothing to do with.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Come to my little town and spout your bullshit. Let's see how that works out for you.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (2WIwB)
https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (PO1sc)
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Has no one in Alaska ever heard of adverse possession law????
It always somebody else's land until it isn't. Tedious dipshits and their pretend consciences.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
runs great on laptop
stops using phone
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (anL5R)
De desktop is de wey.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (1z8ji)
Detroit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)
Also the Left: "Native Americans personally owned this entire continent. We stole it from them."
Make it make sense.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 05:14 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (XeU6L)
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MFing Michigan that's who. We've been shouting it to the world for decades.
Posted by: Ohio at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (anL5R)
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.
But only in Muslim countries, or the Muslim ghettoes they've set up within non-Muslim countries.
Posted by: Funny how that works at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (SjAWL)
Mohammed Al-dickens wrote "Great Ulululations".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:16 PM (1z8ji)
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Has no one in Alaska ever heard of adverse possession law????
It always somebody else's land until it isn't. Tedious dipshits and their pretend consciences.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
Yeah, you damn Homos!
Posted by: Cro-Magnon Man at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM
Did they get up there without a paddle?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (enNUy)
Sure, Edwina, that's the ticket:
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese
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I love this
A couple of boatfuls of hookers might do the trick
Presumably taxpayers will provide the payments ?
Reformer
@60sJapanfan
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10h
Former Conservative minister Edwina Currie suggests a policy of brothels in villages near asylum seekers as a way to reduce sexual violence.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (DbmIv)
Now, now... I have it on good authority that if you don't get on your knees and thank G-d for GWB and his glorious bounty of statesmanlike leadership, then you're an "isolationist and Code Pinker."
When you see a 7th century savage skulking around your Congress or lording over your country's largest city you should say 'I'm so glad Bush compassionately and conservatively brought in this horde of barbarians... if it weren't for his many such acts of love, then defense contractors and the Pentagon officers who populate their boards might not have been able to grow rich losing the war, the American Way."
I mean, anything short of that is basically Communism, dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 05:18 PM (BI5O2)
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.
But only in Muslim countries, or the Muslim ghettoes they've set up within non-Muslim countries.
Posted by: Funny how that works at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (TbWk/)
To be fair, the only way any intelligent woman would remain Muzlime is to cut off the blood to her brain.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:18 PM (PO1sc)
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and which side of the room would he be sitting on again?????
Posted by: erm, just a minute at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (9TspW)
And yet somehow they were constantly in warfare over territory...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Leupold
While obvi Muhammad bin Muhammad won the muzzie vote. stevens won Tlaib's district.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (2UJ+q)
That's not even counting the political angle. If there HAD been some sort of organized attack by those of Japanese ancestry in the Zone of the Interior, it would have been an extinction level event for anybody in charge.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (t9gtU)
One of the great American Tragedies is that the traitorous actions of only three Japanese-American individuals in the Niihau Incident was the final catalyst for Democrats to round up every Japanese-American they could get their hands on, ACTUALLY steal their land, money and possessions, and lock them up in concentration camps.
And the response was that the Issei and Nisei men locked up in these same camps turned out to be by far, the most ferocious soldiers to ever wear an American military uniform and defend this country.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 05:20 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (2UnvF)
The thing is they had more advanced cultures in N. America way back in the past. They were building towns of tens of thousands around mounds, etc., similar to Aztec and Maya but on a smaller scale.
If that evolution had continued the natives could have been a lot further ahead here than they were.
Something happened several millennia ago which destroyed that culture. The archaeologists and historians like to blame "climate change" (drought), of course, but it could've been something as common as economic collapse, loss of faith in leadership, and large-scale civil wars for all we know.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
8,000 BC: Newcomers invade from Asia, commit genocide and wipe out Kennewick Man.
1900 AD: White anthropologists mistakenly assume that "Native Americans' were the original inhabitants of North America, instead of later invaders who wiped out the actual original inhabitants.
Make it make sense.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)
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It already looks like a drag show. Have you seen some of the wigs they wear out on the court.
Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (G0vdT)
@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)
Think about that. Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed hates football and the Detroit Lions as much as he hates Thanksgiving.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (rj6Yv)
Kinda sound like Islam
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (YZ0Fo)
Mamdani Caliphate : would you prefer to be thrown from the 20th floor or the 50th floor? The choice is yours
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (xCuiu)
This is such a great point. They are always saying that muslim men are of such weak mind and body that they can't handle seeing female hair or curves. It's just robotic rape rape rape.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)
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Dude yes, thank you for posting that. The Nisei basically begged their way into going to Europe to kill Nazis and performed admirably, then also got fucked over in the process of fighting through Italy.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (Ia/+0)
@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)
If you cannot make money while in Congress, with the current rules in place, then you are not smart enough to run this country.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Joefrombako at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (Bf5aC)
Posted by: WestCoastRich at August 13, 2026 05:25 PM (q0C+3)
Posted by: Joefrombako
Of the sort that needs throwing into a volcano.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 05:25 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
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Yeah sure bro, all of that might have happened but the clear answer here is simple and right in front of your face: The Jews.
Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (dtajH)
We are being colonized.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Loss of heart.
Posted by: The Aztecs at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Piltdown Man at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (wVcYX)
Kinda sound like Islam
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (YZ0Fo)
Islam is a political domination system that requires a religion-like fanatical adherence. It is a heresy of Catholicism, but one that takes out any personal responsibility for morality and moral behavior. It requires only submission to a god who is not knowable, and capricious, and demanding. Because their god is unknowable, there is no regard for investigating natural systems (i.e. science) nor any action by any person that would bring them closer to any ideal. Only submission, and jihad as commanded by their god.
It is worship of Satan, who can only destroy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:28 PM (PO1sc)
Sock
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)
Candace, the Mormons will tell you that Native Americans are the descendants of the long lost tribes of Israel.
Apparently the Jews have a centuries long genocide they won't even acknowledge.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Joefrombako at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM
Whacking Day.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (4NO2D)
Those new black women from the NBA are going to give their sisters a dance. It's going to look like the Harlem Globetrotters revisited.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (pMmVV)
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Slaughter is just laughter with an s
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (dFy9l)
By the way, has anyone quizzed el-Sayed about this yet? Some questions were put to AOC and Francesca Hong, and they performed horribly. What about this dude?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (rHgXV)
@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)
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Reminds me of Ilhan's about face in reporting her net worth.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (kX27y)
What did he do all those summers he spent in Egypt? Why didn't he finish his medical studies and take tests and become a real doctor? As for his epidemiology stint, the one in Detroit was 18 months long and Wayne County, two years. The rest of the time he was running for office or other political stuff.
Posted by: Random PJ at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (+jscL)
Also the left: The colonization of the America by the old world and Latin America in the 2000s is the best thing ever - they will exterminate the local cultures and abuse the people that had been living there because they all deserve it
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:31 PM (sKqQm)
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And guess what the Left and Muslims are planning to do........
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:31 PM (dFy9l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (XeU6L)
Wasn't byrd a grand poobaa of the kkk?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (NnhvP)
The Grand Fleegle or something.
Was aces on lead guitar.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (n5tGW)
Islam itself says the original prophecy given to Muhammed was from Satan - the part about worshiping pagan Arabic goddesses and all. Islam just claims the rest totally came from God not Satan...honest!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:34 PM (XeU6L)
We're just begging to be conquered - MN taxpayers on the hook for interest-free loans to Muslims:
Natalie Winters
@nataliegwinters
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Replying to @nataliegwinters
Minnesota: Minnesota’s Department of Revenue maintains dedicated guidance for “Shariah Compliant Home Financing”explaining how filers can “avoid the payment of MRT on the profit portion” of the transaction.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:34 PM (kX27y)
It is worship of Satan, who can only destroy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:28 PM (PO1sc)
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Pretty much the central theme of Pope Benedict XVI's "Regensburg Address" (which, IMHO, is a must-read for Western civilization enthusiasts). Muslim clerics howled in outrage when it was published, but the main target was atheist Modernism. Funny, in a way, because the secular Modernists and the Islamists are allies of the moment against the defenders of the West.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Kleagle
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Kegels?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (dtajH)
The second incarnation of the KKK has weird titles because they copied the pattern of other secret societies of the time.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (sKqQm)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
If you cannot make money while in Congress, with the current rules in place, then you are not smart enough to run this country.
Posted by: Romeo13
The median net worth of an American in their 30s is $28,578 (from empower dot com).
Meaning that it's so easy to cheat in Congress that even an imbecile like AOC can wind up well into the top 50%.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 05:36 PM (VHUov)
I'd denounce myself... but....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 05:36 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (XeU6L)
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I've always thought of that as "Kleagle rhymes with beagle".
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:38 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 05:38 PM (sOA7y)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UWN7z)
There have been literally dozens and dozens of solutions posted over the past few days on the solution. And yet, people still aren't listening.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Jaimo at
None of this fancy no kill business tho.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (YZ0Fo)
Really she should be giving investment advice not in congress right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Liberal white man started it. Everybody bitches sometime.
White judge, instead of telling the lawyer, GTFO of my courtroom with that BS said, Oh, really? And the balls been rolling ever since.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)
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i have noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors
Posted by: archy the cockroach at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)
They have a tough time distinguishing between spouses and siblings, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:43 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: tcn in AK
My favorite "fun fact" about Berkeley:
Just as in Anchorage, there were roving bands (not entire tribes) of Native Americans who had seasonal camps on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay, attested by the occasional subsequent discovery of "shell mounds" -- garbage dumps where the natives would toss their oyster shells over the centuries.
Problem is, one of the shell mounds was in Emeryville, a boring industrial city, and another one was in Richmond, a run-down slum.
Desperate to claim some of that Indian authenticity, the city of Berkeley tried to trumpet the important of its purported shellmound -- even though there was no above-ground evidence of it anymore (presuming it ever even existed). The problem? All the shells now piled up there were actually from a modern seafood restaurant now on the site! Oooops. Carbon-dating showed no evidence of Native American presence after 780 AD, when they abandoned the site for unknown reasons.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (sOA7y)
Perhaps instead of celebrating Eid we can declare that a roving holiday in remembrance of various peoples subjected to such treatment by Muslims.
Posted by: Sam at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (7jMef)
Posted by: wferrin at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (uMa28)
WNBA: We Tried to Figure Out What a Woman Is But The Task Is Beyond Our Capabilities.
In fairness -- they're not biologists.
Collin RuggAmusing video of Enes Kanter working out, with her breasts censored.
@CollinRugg 6h NEW: The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday. A WNBA task force met to talk about transgender athletes, according to ESPN. "Today's meeting covered a wide range of topics, including ongoing discussions on transgender athletes..." the WNBA said in a statement. "We will continue to engage all league stakeholders in the coming weeks and months." "We will approach these important conversations thoughtfully and in alignment with the values of our league. There are no immediate eligibility matters affecting the WNBA." Remarkable. The Women's National Basketball Association needs months to figure out what a woman is.
EssentiallySportsWesley Yang pointed out, correctly, that you cannot separate "good faith efforts" to say that intact men can play women's sports from "bad faith efforts" to say intact men can play women's sports because both claims are the exact same claims. There is no difference between a good-faith argument that 2+2=4 and a bad-faith argument that 2+2=4. It's the same claim. The "faith" of the claim doesn't enter into it.
@ES_sportsnews
The WNBA has officially responded following a virtual task force meeting led by Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. Addressing both ongoing discussions around transgender athlete eligibility and online harassment directed at players, the league released a statement clarifying its stance: Key Takeaways From the WNBA Statement: - No Immediate Changes:
The league confirmed that "there are no immediate
eligibility matters affecting the WNBA," reiterating that current policy (Article XIII) simply states "only players who are women are eligible to play." - Denouncing Online Abuse:
The WNBA strongly condemned the "continued hate and vitriol directed at players online" and called out "bad-faith efforts to use these topics to demean or marginalize others." - a direct response to recent announcements by former NBA players Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring their intention to enter the 2027 WNBA Draft
It came y'all... My 1st wig! Tomorrow I test it on the court. This is my feminine era glow up, did I slay? If y'all don't "yassss queen" you're transphobic. I really don't understand all the hatred, I just want to play some hoops with my fellow ladies. 💅🏽
— Royce White 🇺🇸 (@Highway_30) August 9, 2026
Royce White for U.S.… pic.twitter.com/I98XCP6TFh
Royce White after CNN canceled an interview with him:
— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) August 11, 2026
“They’re not giving black women a voice.” pic.twitter.com/0bAJEOSIda
You must've missed the memo... I talk about all of those topics everyday. Your post is bullying me, I'm a STRONG Black woman and you need to recognize your White cis gender privilege. Why can't you just be happy for me Ed?
— Royce White 🇺🇸 (@Highway_30) August 10, 2026
Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay https://t.co/AWTb6AqSle
The trouble is, of course, that the trannies have insisted that no such medical interventions are needed to "confirm" one's identity as a Proud Trans Kween.
Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson As a progressive, I fully support Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring themselves for the WNBA. I only ask that they commit to the bit. Medically transition. Take HRT, take blockers. Show us what your performance looks like when your body is at a deficit of both testosterone and estrogen. Do this for 2-3 years. Then show up to open tryouts and show us all how well you perform after gaining 30% in fat mass and losing 5% muscle mass. Go ahead Enes and Royce, chemically transition, or STFU.
Royce White 🇺🇸This is a great point: I see a lot of Yt men objecting to Kanter and Royce joining the league as the Proud Trans Women they are. Is this just Racism Straight-Up?
@Highway_30 Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris. Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay
Wesley Yang
@wesyang 4h Michelle Goldberg wrote a piece in Slate more than a decade ago trying to alert the world to the fact that under the new rules governing gender identity, any man who declares himself to be a woman is entitled to recognition as a woman. Since then, a few things have happened: 1.) the governing institutions of the Western world have all worked feverishly to inscribe this standard into law and policy, 2.) an army of hundreds of thousands of young people were memed into existence claiming cross-sex identities, only a small minority of whom have medicalized in any way, 3.) the state has promised this army a right to violate sex-based boundaries on the basis of a claim to a cross-sex identity, 4.) while the public somehow remains oblivious to this fact and cynical trans activists and allies lie and say that medicalization is required when it serves their interest to do so.
Wesley YangIf these Proud Trans Women aren't real Trans Women because they haven't had any medical "confirmation" of their perceived gender -- can we now say the 87-95% of trans "women" who also haven't had such medical "confirmation" are Just Dudes as well? Because I'll take that deal. (As a first step.)
@wesyang
What did y'all think "gender identity" meant? It means that male rapists and murderers can sue the state for entrance to women's prisons and win. It means that the European Court of Human Rights can declare that requiring genital surgery for cross-sex recognition is a human rights violation. It means that an unfalsifiable, unprovable, non-observable subjective inner state knowable only through self-report becomes the basis for conferring a right to recognition on anyone claiming it and a duty of affirmation of that claim on anyone interacting with anyone claiming that state. It means that under NY state law, former NBA players who declare themselves to be women can declare themselves to be women and apply for entrance to the WNBA and sue under New York State Human Rights Law, which contains no provision requiring any medicalization or demonstration of "sincerity" on the part of the plaintiff to quality as a "woman," if they are denied entry.
Mark Hemingway
@Heminator It's kind of amazing that they are now trying to create a specific definition of what a trans person is all in order to avoid having a specific definition of what a biological woman is.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (W4Mfe)
Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 03:37 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (Sy6m/)
This one is gross, but awesome:
"Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.
Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay"
http://tiny.cc/x5k8101
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (YwXiJ)
Was you born with a puthy, or as a puthy ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (rbvCR)
The WNBS is really shitting the bed, they should have embraced the green dildoes
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: PG at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (0fNkB)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 03:42 PM (MWfyi)
They're not giving black women a voice"
LOL!. Comedy gold. Which is why you'll never hear it on late night TV.
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2026 03:42 PM (GUOwU)
Some of the drugs do the same thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (mkw2N)
I can see teams arguing they didn't believe in the players' "intent" to play to their fullest or not become a sideshow or distraction to the other players.
The fact that all the teams agreed with each other becomes de facto proof there was an issue. It's bullshit but we are surrounded by bullshit.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iABCo)
The response is invariably: You aren't a real lesbian if you aren't down with sexually pleasuring a female penis - you are a (gasp) straight woman with a vagina fetish
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
I've got a definition of "trans woman" they can use:
Insane.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (TN0g+)
The WNBS is really shitting the bed, they should have embraced the green dildoes
Posted by: Hatari
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They internalized those where the sun doesn't shine.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)
I mean, some of these bitches might not even be human.
The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
Look for my new children's book "Caitlin and the Ghetto Apes" at a bookstore near you.
Also "Roberta and her Gigantic 8 Inch Clitoris"
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (iABCo)
I mean, some of these bitches might not even be human.
The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.
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Google and google AI consistently say no.
But Google lies....a LOT, so who knows?
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
There is Burtney Grinder that should be looked at, eew
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (NtVYv)
You go, girl!
Amazing how quickly we went from "any man who decides he is a woman is a woman" to "any man must have surgery and take hormones first to count as a woman".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (aD4fx)
I'm an old bastard, but I remember high school, and my male peers well.
If you don't think there are sexually normal teen boys out there who'd declare themselves tranny just to get in the girl's locker room.... well... you haven't known many teenage boys.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (IG3/x)
Who gives a shit about stakeholders? This is about dickholders you retarded shitlib.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (CR4uu)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (HOf/p)
I think that's a big part of it. Another issue is they know the WNBA's meager audience is all-in on the tranny agenda. A great deal of the staff are as well.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (aD4fx)
I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
It's one of only 8 cities up 2026 vs 2025.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: toddg at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (ceFtv)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)
So now white privilege looks a lot like white basketball players getting mugged on the court by black lesbians.
Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (AjR4+)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (CR4uu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (t9gtU)
Royce White is doing a thing we dream about. He's on Twitter dishing it back at the wokies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (XJ22o)
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2WIwB)
It’s okay, these bearded trannies are on our side and are helping to point out how ridiculous this whole thing is.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Some are autistic people who knew they were different, and someone convinced them that meant they were trans. Some are low status lefties who know embracing trans makes them a special hero. Some are easily gulled people who want to be special. A great deal have multiple psychological issues and collect trendy self-diagnoses like Pokemon cards. Another large contingent are hyper-sexual freaks who are emotionally broken.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (mkw2N)
When it is my benefit to declare myself as a Trans Female I will do it.
When it is my benefit to be a biological male, I will declare that I am a Hight T male.
I will keep my schlong and declare it as an Inverted Mangina.
Thank You and have a nice day.
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (SOf5W)
Actually, it's worse than that - most lesbians don't want anything to do with trannies, and so becoming an openly tranny league repels their main fan base.
It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
He should be declared Woman of The Year.
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: ...
Which means, in a normalized legal sense, they have no ability to prevent any and all from joining the league. Marxism is fraud made manifest. Its goal is to destroy everything including those that profess it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)
DAYYUMMMMM.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (wtvvX)
Imagine that locker room shower. My dick would be harder than El Capitan.
Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (IYMzU)
"The sailors of the USS Lincoln are on a deployment that has been extended. When asked what should be done to help the sailors onboard the USS Lincoln, one senior Marine with deep combat experience said, “Tell them to stop whining.”"
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (CR4uu)
Between Angry Lesbian Smackdown and Tranny Theatre, it's headed toward being a three-ring circus.
Just needs some barking seals and a guy in a top hat holding a whip.
So what IS Slash up to nowadays?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ballistic
That's a really big spoon.
Posted by: the weird bald kid in The Matrix at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (VHUov)
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Just because you don't find sex with somebody's open, festering wound enjoyable doesn't mean that the rest of us don't!
Posted by: Jazz at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Cjger)
If a male has gone through puberty, they have gained all of the physical advantages over women regardless of having parts lopped off or hormone therapy.
I also seem to remember that even with cross sex hormones, trans women (dudes who want you to call them Loretta) still have 10x the testosterone of actual women.
So all this talk about the steps one needs to take to be considered a woman is so much hand waving.
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (q177U)
that concept is the opposite of competence
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (sF+im)
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (6LoT8)
The easy way to remember which is which is to just replace "trans" with "fake".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (IG3/x)
All those gender studies majors? If any panel of credentialed experts could do it, I would think it would be them.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (PM/iv)
Eleven carrier deployments under Biden lasted longer than six months.
For some reason the media wasn't whining then.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)
they have pretend-ladies ALREADY as IMPORTANT STAKEHOLDERS!
who cares about anything else?!?! must protect STAKEHOLDERS!
screw making money or entertaining people. that's not important to our STAKEHOLDERS
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (IYMzU)
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Some of those broads probably have clits bigger than your dick bro
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (V87Oy)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)
BRB - over here pulling up a lawn chair or 3 and popping some popcorn.
Cold Coca-Cola, anyone? 😂😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (fV+di)
I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
It's one of only 8 cities up 2026 vs 2025.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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I'm not surprised considering it's gotten steadily bluer, but what else is going on? That's crazy, San Diego. Is gang membership on the rise, what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NtVYv)
I used to use this mnemonic but now I dgaf
you're a dude, Loretta
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (j+aD2)
A self-described antisemite, the latest vile remarks from Mr. White follow earlier rhetoric from the aspiring United States Senator decrying ‘the Jewish lobby,’ claims that Jews focus on the Holocaust ‘to provide a victimhood cover for their own corrupt practices,’ and the charge that Israel is ‘the lynchpin of the New World Order.’
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)
Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.
Wait, wut! I LOL'd at the office and folks are looking at me as if I farted out loud.. well, maybe I did! Now get off my lawn..
Boy, was that funny.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (SOf5W)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)
There's a story about some guy with a catheter fetish. He'd show up at the ER about once a week demanding a Foley.
This stopped once they started assigning a male nurse to perform the procedure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS)
Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes
The correct phrase is 'assaulted on the court'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms Remembers at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms Remembers at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)
Rush Limbaugh had a bit about "male lesbians" also.
Funny stuff.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 04:00 PM (2WIwB)
End goal is child molesters. We'll have to go ghrough the beastiality and nacrophiliacs first, though.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (CR4uu)
How are they going to craft it to keep those two out and Justine Greiner- she of Russian men's prison fame- in?
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (PM/iv)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: The ARC
Winning!!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)
Notice that, whether pro or con, the entire bitter argument revolves around *men impersonating women,* rather than vice versa.
That's because there are no societal or financial benefits to being a man.
When one of these crazy broads glues a toe to her pussy and goes around saying "yeah, homey I'm a total dude, bro, high five and fist bump, my man," everyone just says "ok, lady. You look like a huge fag. Welcome to manhood. Enjoy getting the short end of every stick, but I guess you're used to it, what with the toe thing. Try not to get confused and falsely accuse yourself of rape, or sue yourself into the poor house because you want to fuck your tennis coach on a trip to Ibiza."
People only get fired up about M2F because they instinctively understand this is people trying to claim special carveouts and entitlements that aren't meant for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at
OKC was one of the 8 too. But our raw number is still pretty low. We just had that "youth involved incident" in June that kinda skewed the number a bit.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)
Just ask Konjunji "Stonewall Jackson" Brown (US Supremo Courto) Expert of Females of the Opposite Sex.
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (SOf5W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (0ViWo)
Posted by: Cambridge University at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (e2lsi)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)
He's a normal guy who is just trying to make a point, but he has to pretend that it's serious in order to make it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)
Parody.. he's an ex basketball player... Male
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (SOf5W)
That's some funny stuff right there. And it's about time someone did this.
Posted by: GMan at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (GfWuY)
I am a semi-official consultant to lesbians using apps - I can tell by the face, even with filters
but it's like, every single "girl" who reaches out. is a guy. it SUCKS for these poor women (the lesbians)
anyway that's why the bars are going away too
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (sFNX2)
He's a former NBA player who has decided he wants to play for the WNBA. He's not a real tranny. He's using their tranny acceptance to mock the league and having lots of fun at the same time.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (mkw2N)
who cares
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)
@JamesOKeefeIII did an undercover operation to expose Minnesota’s corrupt vouching system.
According to law, 1 registered MN voter can vouch for up to 8 persons — those 8 people do NOT need ID.
👉“You are the ID,” an Election Day Worker told O’Keefe👈
Dressed in a niqab, @camhigby showed that a transgender Muslim woman can easily be vouched for as a faceless voter without ID.
There is no record for persons being vouched for.
https://tinyurl.com/3byjjmkf
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (kX27y)
The black lesbian WNBA players can certainly identify the white women who play well and bring in increased income and popularity for the league. They beat on them during games. And the management and coaches are fine with that, since they selectively excuse the beatings.
They seem to prefer the league as it was -- a money-losing DEI grift for the untalented that extorts money from the NBA (i.e. actual players) and lets the lesbians' freak flag fly. The double talk is because they can't say that out loud.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (PbePe)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (sFNX2)
Typo for "nachophiliacs".
Mmm.... warm queso...
Posted by: Love Has No Preferred Snack Food at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (IG3/x)
Make sure to play with sound on.
https://x.com/i/status/2087185917047971948
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (BI5O2)
This stopped once they started assigning a male nurse to perform the procedure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM
A French size 26 might have proved conducive to cessation, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1)
He's a trans-tranny and he's haviing a blast.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (PM/iv)
The judge is a graduate of Harvard Law School.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (aD4fx)
He's a normal guy who is just trying to make a point, but he has to pretend that it's serious in order to make it.
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Whew! You never know these days.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (qBdHI)
https://youtu.be/DNy0TElah18?t=495
(The joke that matters is at 8:15)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (VHUov)
Mmm.... warm queso...
Posted by: Love Has No Preferred
So what was Jim from American Pie? Pastriphiliac?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (XMwZJ)
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Shorter:
It's (D)ifferent When We Do It
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (JvZF+)
You don't have a political system at that point.
You just have constant arguments with retarded toddlers unable to think outside of the cult.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
But then, I've always appreciated the absurd...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (ndZc7)
I hope they win, both on the court and in proving their point.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:09 PM (zZu0s)
who cares
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OMG, I happened to unfortunately catch a glimpse of MSNOW this morning and they were acting like this was the biggest, grotesque abuse of power and the shredding of the Constitution that's ever been seen in our country's history. It's was surreal. The hysterics were off the charts.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:09 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Having "f- you" money does make it easier
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (vJrRc)
a nacho man
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?
Posted by: inquiring trannies want to know at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)
is the W for wesbian now officially? or Wario?
weirdo? whiner? wildebeest?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at
I wouldn't exactly say he has fu money. He had to leave the nba after 3 games due to his fear of flying. Sure he had a nice 1st round pick contract and is a smart guy and manages his money well. But he does not have fu money.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
Based on this then any person born being the wrong gender that they think they are because of a biological error then it is our duty to correct this mistake that was made prior to birth.
Thus, also if a transgender male stimulates his Mangina by jerking off than this considered the equal to stimulating the vagina tract with a false a dildo or finger......
Cackle .............. Cackle .............. Cackle ............
Posted by: Kami Harris at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (uGC0L)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
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Welcome to the US since at least the dawn of Obamaism.
The left has spiraled into a death cult where no amount of clubbing someone over the head with facts, logic, reason, or simple sanity can get through to them.
I haven't had a political argument with any leftist in at least a decade. I'd rather watch a monkey try to fuck a coconut than waste my time like that.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h)
The sad reality is that the NBA and its owners (and players) are so fucking stinking rich they can subsidize a dozen dogshit WNBA leagues of nasty black lesbians.
The money they piss away on the WNBA is pocket lint to them. Rounding error. It's well worth the virtue signaling and -- more importantly -- to buy papal indulgences for the violent thugs in the men's NBA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)
“The WNBA should be courageous. Stand for women. You can’t stand for something you can’t even define,” she said. “Acknowledge that the inherent differences between men and women were the whole reason we needed the WNBA in the first place.
“Boundaries, clarity and exclusion are not hateful in sport... they’re the prerequisite to playing and loving the game. Without the lines, without the rules, without the honesty about who’s in and who’s out, there is no fair competition.”
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (TN0g+)
I'll bet the case of Yuengling Dark in my fridge that they change their new franchise by-laws in the next few months to reflect vague, non-committal and highly aloof language giving them the opportunity to turn down new franchises for "unexplained" reasons. That nulifies the Clay Travis team troll...and gives them plausible deniability.
Travis, and attorney (and a rather good one from what I'm told) will counter by establishing costs associated with setting up a new franchise and stick the WNBA with the bill.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: inquiring trannies want to know at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)
The flannel shirt section at Bass Pro Shops.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Nasty people raising their blood pressure level to stroke all by themselves.
Leftism really is an evolutionary dead end. Saw another apparently stupid social media trend is to show yourself getting vaxx booster shots to support St. Fauci in his tribulations.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at
I wouldn't exactly say he has fu money. He had to leave the nba after 3 games due to his fear of flying. Sure he had a nice 1st round pick contract and is a smart guy and manages his money well. But he does not have fu money.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Correct. F-You Money is Elon Musk getting banned from one of the largest and most valuable platforms on the planet so he said F You and bought the platform.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h)
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Better entertainment than the WNBA
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (6Niep)
Who are the Genital Checkers now?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM
Don't forget us.
Posted by: Doc Martens stores at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ballistic
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At least with the monkey has a chance for a happy ending. Not so with a leftist.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Enes had a nice long career with a few very nice pay days. Was forced to retire a few years earlier than I think he wanted when he spoke out against China and the league PNGd him.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (AjR4+)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: ...
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Coming soon to a Crackerbarrel Restaurant to you!!! Genital checkers. Fun for the whole family.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
Who are the Genital Checkers now?
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I saw the Genital Checkers open for the Revolting Cocks in Sacramento.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (TN0g+)
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Reminds me of...I think...those idiot pregnant women were downing lots of Tylenol because RFK, Jr. said it was unsafe. Can't quite recall the details because my mind blurs with all their insanity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (qBdHI)
I don’t know how many times Democrats have to tell you exactly what they’re going to do, only to have some doubt it.
They now have extreme radicals in their ranks and they are intent on destroying the country.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (EWq0C)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (iABCo)
We are working this corner.
Posted by: TSA Employees on the body scanners at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Murray Head at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Case
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Clown World makes it so and you might as well enjoy the floor show because the media, foreigners, and the insane asylums that we call universities nowadays are the producers.
Are you not entertained?
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (ndZc7)
> So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?
I've seen posts online saying every lesbian meetup app and message board is completely infiltrated by trannies. The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N)
FFS, WNBA. This isn't like parallel parking or something. Just check the oil.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (6Niep)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (iABCo)
I don’t know how many times Democrats have to tell you exactly what they’re going to do, only to have some doubt it.
They now have extreme radicals in their ranks and they are intent on destroying the country.
Posted by: Vengeance
Villains monologue. But the treacherous pieces of shit that call themselves Republican senators only do so behind closed doors or to Punchbowl News about the Orange Man.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (vV6n9)
Alinsky Rule #6. Use tactics your people enjoy,
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (n9eFH)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (6Niep)
Made me think of a girl that goes to my gym. She has a sticker on her car that says "cute girls hit curbs".
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (nXkDz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)
Mrs D just pointed out a story that the Hell's Angels are taking a ride from Sturgis to Dearborn. Woohoo!!! Better stock up on some popcorn.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: bonhomme
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Those damn troons, they have just spoiled the setup scenes for busty lesbo pron movies.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)
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They're all in their 60s and DON'T WANT to change the world--they just want to ensure they can continue to collect their graft for the two decades they have left between now and their death. They don't give a damn what happens to the country or what happens to you.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Unless you are a troon, then you say Queen Me.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)
Some have cleverly discovered a method to increase their chances of recruitment and/or retention in the workplace. White males have been persona non grata for forty years now. This puts them at, or near the top of the victimology stack. Brian in accounting is now Brianna in accounting.
And you can't fire him, without a lawsuit.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (KGj36)
Posted by: Crusader
I think they are actually on the other side. GOP has been porous for years with stupid open primaries and infiltrators. Lots of that going on right now in Florida hoping low iq voters don't pick up on that in congressional district primary races.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)
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I blame Pinky Tuscadero and the Fonz.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (TN0g+)
Make the WNBA Slam Dunk More Often
According to a Google search there have been a total of 39 dunks in the WNBA since its debut in 1997.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (kXj+s)
Story at Cowboy State Daily.
Bad wreck in Wyoming involving 4 motorcycles and a couple of trucks. I wonder if they were on the way to Sturgis.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (XMwZJ)
The money they piss away on the WNBA is pocket lint to them. Rounding error. It's well worth the virtue signaling and -- more importantly -- to buy papal indulgences for the violent thugs in the men's NBA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
We take umbrage with that!
Posted by: Chinese new arena team & phila city council at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (NFX2v)
Oh, that's fucking rich. This whole dumpster fire is nothing but an op.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (DpZaL)
“I said it in 2019, and you know if you listen to the full conversation, you very quickly understand what I’m talking about,” Piker said. “I should have phrased things better.”
Piker made the vile comments in 2019 during a broadcast on Twitch.
The full quote was, “This is so insane. America deserved 9/11 dude, fuck it. I’m saying it… We totally brought it on ourselves.”
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“I apologize for those who I have offended, but most importantly, apologize for giving an opportunity to the right to just like use this against me,” he continued.
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Elsewhere in the podcast appearance, Piker defended his use of pejoratives for Israeli settlers calling Republicans ‘inbred hicks’.
“I’ve called Republicans inbred hicks my whole life. I call, you know, Nazis inbred. I call them pigs. You know all these different things. I’ve gotten banned for this,” said Piker.
https://tinyurl.com/2hrtt32p
(Breitbart)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)
Got to use your junk to move the pieces. Sorry, ladies. Them's the rules.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6Niep)
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I hope he comes into the tender embrace of electric gloved ICE officers as they frogmarch him to his deportation plane. He is indeed a fake American.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N)
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I know it for sure. Several family friends and friends of friends are lesbians or at least also like girls. They constantly complain about it. I've seen some of the dating app profiles on their apps. Big hairy dudes with beards. Not even trying to pretend.
The dating apps for straight men are crawling with trannies too.
Madness.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
Portland has no lesbian bars.
What Portland does have are lesbian raves, held in empty warehouses and what not, organized using closed Facebook groups so the men wearing dresses can't find out about them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Pudinhead
Jim Croce song about the good ole days,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjy7XPUqNN0
"I Fell In Love with a Roller Derby Queen"
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runninrebel at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (mKrWd)
Clarifying even.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (2Cry5)
Conclusion: Women admit they're just not that bright.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (oji8u)
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1. Act vile, say vile things.
2. Blame people for calling you out on it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)
Lincoln did a good job in Epic Fury. MANY sorties. Bon Voyage and welcome home sailors and Marines.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (4nEvu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
It is to lol.
Your LQBTQ++ big tent is now a haunted house.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (6Niep)
Posted by: Reforger
There are like 3 players you want to see in that, maybe. And 2 of them play for the fever.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Who's he analogizing to there, exactly... himself?
Is he so full of himself that's he's apologizing because the DSA-Democrats love him and therefore look bad standing next to such a silly prick who gets attacked by inbred Nazis over the words coming out of his mouth?
This guy is really a piece of work.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)
Larry Bird had amazing court vision and was able to break through defenses quickly, but he sure looked sloppy as hell 95% of the time. Off-balance, flailing his arms around, lobbing weird low-percentage shots at the hoop that somehow went in.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (mkw2N)
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These dating apps are like playing Russian Roulette. Get a tranny. Get a psychotic loon. Get murdered...
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: bonhomme
Best shit talker of all time too.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)
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1. Act vile, say vile things.
2. Blame people for calling you out on it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)
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"Like, I'm sorry already. OK?"
Such a petulant nepot. The Mao getup he wore to college Democrats was based on fashion advice from Andrew Tate.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (d0hH6)
Any men's sport played by women will be a mediocre imitation of the original. The reason women's gymnastics is compelling is that the routines are made for women's bodies. You'd think someone would create a sport similarly employing female physical attributes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)
Who are the Genital Checkers now?
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I saw the Genital Checkers open for the Revolting Cocks in Sacramento.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (TN0g+)
Genital Chex - it's not just for breakfast anymore...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (6ydKt)
It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)
Since not being able to keep the lesbian dirtbags out has destroyed male spaces, I have inverse sympathy, a.k.a. schadenfreude. Ha-ha!
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (Sy6m/)
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I get my kicks above the waist.
Posted by: Murray Head
You were correct, sir. The queens the WNBA uses do not excite me.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (VHUov)
Greg Price
@greg_price11
Abdul El-Sayed deleted a lot of his old tweets.
Here's one from three years ago where he demanded that Americans spend their 4th of July cookouts thinking about Israel.
1:06 PM · Aug 12, 2026 138.1K Views
(It goes on to say)
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed -
Israel has illegally occupied #Jenin for >1/2 a century.
Israel's gov't is enabling settler colonialism here.
Their military attacked a refugee camp...in the illegally-occupied territory.
8:28 PM - July 4, 2023 - 4,712 Views
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)
Hey, it's not like Rocket Scientists know what rockets are, either.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (PM/iv)
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"That's hot! Oh, my ..."
/obligatory George Takai
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (lU3j7)
Would we really be having this issue if they'd just let men have their own spaces instead of demanding to be able to barge in at will?
Bad things happen when the social contract breaks...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (OUMaO)
You're taking it all too hard, say..
AOC, Bernie, James Clyburn, Mamdani, yada, and the large majority of their fellow Democrats.
And you know they're lying.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)
(clears throat conspicuously)
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)
(clears throat conspicuously)
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM
Women's curling is more enjoyable to watch than men's.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)
Well, they've had more practice using brooms, so...
(runs serpentine/ducks/rolls/dives...)
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)
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Men get self-conscious yelling "Hard! Ha-a-arrrrrrd!!!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (Ve/HL)
My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.
Royce White is definitely more woman than even the most womanly cis-woman breeder. With 9 inches of clitoris, even us men will be able to find it!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (y9nCu)
Many "Christians" also believe dogs are unclean such as Trump.
Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (1DigJ)
Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (ZvXvn)
What Portland does have are lesbian raves, held in empty warehouses and what not, organized using closed Facebook groups so the men wearing dresses can't find out about them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (aD4fx)
There was a Bar across the alley from our Hotel in Paris last year that had a sign out front reading,"Lesbian Bar Women Only". Couple of tough looking broads standing outside.
Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Marooned at August 13, 2026 06:09 PM (kt8QE)
The Left's Dreamboat Assassin Luigi Mangione Close to Pleading Guilty In Execution of United Healthcare CEO and Father Brian Thompson
These are federal charges, so they plea deal is being negotiated by "Trump's" DOJ. But we all know about the Southern District of NY, where Comey's foul daughter worked.
If this is a sweetheart deal -- if it's anything less than life in prison without parole -- then every single corporation should immediately evacuate New York City, as this communist shithole has been determined to be a place where a jury won't convict a leftwing killer. And if Trump doesn't like the deal, he should overrule "his" lawyers and yank it off the table.I fear that's exactly the plan.
"Could"?
Luigi Mangione is expected to plead guilty Friday to federal charges in connection with the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in Manhattan, according to sources familiar with the matter. The expected plea change comes less than a month before Mangione, 28, is scheduled to go to trial in a state murder case in connection with the fatal shooting of Thompson, 50, a father of two. Luigi Mangione was meeting with his lawyers this morning at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn in advance of tomorrow's federal court hearing in Manhattan, according to a source familiar with the matter. Lawyers for Mangione declined to comment. The Justice Department and a court spokesperson also declined to comment. It is unclear if Mangione will plead guilty to one or both of the two stalking-related charges in his federal case. While details of Mangione's plea are not immediately clear, he could reverse his decision at any time, even during the hearing. Sources familiar with the matter stressed that plea negotiations are ongoing and that nothing is final until Mangione himself accepts or enters into a plea deal. If he is convicted, he could face a life sentence.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (MWfyi)
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Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 02:34 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (Q/FnY)
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Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (l3Npx)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:32 PM (MWfyi)
There you go flouting the rules by flaunting your independence.
Want some flautas?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (LX4y3)
Note, 98% of FBI cases end in plea deals... FBI has a 98% conviction rate...
How coincidental!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 02:36 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Don't blow smoke up my ass and tell me it's raining.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 02:36 PM (amcLV)
If there's a chance to lock him up federally, we should do it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2026 02:38 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 02:38 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (AdHga)
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I fear you are correct on the state charges. I also fear some dipshit lefty president thinking it's cool to pardon him or commute his sentence
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:38 PM (l3Npx)
I think he's ghey to start with as I read about his Thai boy friends before he murdered. Premeditated murder. Life with no parole and he can meet some new friends in prison and be someone's beetch.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (7zn4w)
Mission Accomplished, I suppose. I wonder if the rank and file leftists will ever realize this is a two way street.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (t9gtU)
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Curtis Sliwa Calls Out 9/11 Families Demanding NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Stay Away from Ceremony: 'Stop Being Sore Losers!'
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (aIUZW)
Posted by: Ann at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (EiUt/)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
Can't do that for federal crimes. Governors are limited to state crimes and specifically Mangione is apparently pleading guilty to fed crimes.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)
This ratfuck will probably end up on the board of Netflix and a Professor of Ethics at NYU.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (OLnyK)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (t9gtU)
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Not to be a downer, but it doesn't seem like a 2-way street - at least at this time. It's pretty much one way
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:41 PM (l3Npx)
Not me getting soft as such I just know they want to kill us and I don't like anything that gives them another shining path to do so.
Obviously when it comes to that it will be rice fields not death row but still the whole thing gives me pause.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:41 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:38 PM (l3Npx)
Entirely possible.
And it would be completely clarifying for those of us who still hope to avoid the worst parts of the Spanish unpleasantness.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)
https://x.com/i/status/2087970014112657751
We shall see if the Sources are Saying true.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (NgtDg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (aIUZW)
Posted by: Whoopi at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (NgtDg)
WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU DOWNSTAIRS!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)
Wasn’t it there some reason they had to take the federal death penalty off the table? I’m thinking they wanted to treat him as the terrorist that he is to go for the DP, but someone or something put the kabosh on that.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (SjAWL)
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If there was a number of clear eyed killers in lockup that had a propensity for murdering lefties, pardon them now and give them some work.
This fucker for instance, if he's out on the street. I'm sure there are others that need "servicing."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)
Trump really is a once in 100 year phenomenon.
Why do "Republicans" cede ground constantly? So tiring.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (iABCo)
Sore losers?
Sorry, i'm a little mad you ragheads killed my family. Just a bit sore about that.
Geez Louise.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:44 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)
You mean Gonny Ria?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 02:44 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Whoopi at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (Cqx++)
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Murder is such an ugly word. Couldn't we call it 'transitioning to unalive'?
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:45 PM (EL1H9)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:45 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 02:45 PM (7zn4w)
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Believe me, I understand. But things change, history is very clear on that. Oftentimes, even usually overnight. Not prepared to say I'm gonna like it either.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:46 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: Luigi at August 13, 2026 02:46 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 02:44 PM (g8Ew
Also as well.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AdHga)
United Healthcare, whatever their faults, were not responsible for the medical state of Mangione's back injury nor his de facto impotence. He had access to the best treatment, with or without UHC, and his problem was incurable. His life sucked and he felt like shooting somebody.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (VWtfl)
I think there are enough stupid people they could get on that jury to convict unfortunately. Look what happened with OJ on the reverse side.
The OJ jury wasn’t stupid. They knew full well what they were doing, as retribution for Rodney King
The charges they’re planning to plea guilty to are the 2 federal stalking charges so that they can potentially use these charges to argue that New York’s Double Jeopardy law would make it so the state murder charges couldn’t be charged since the stalking charges are directly linked to the murder case. Maybe plea to those stalking charges and they drop the state charges to only a few and ask for concurrent sentences to do like 25 years. Better than life I suppose.
Jury Nullification was actually promising in this instance. I understand the option and choice to plea for a lesses sentence; however, this was a chance for the general public to show up for him and send a message of utter disdain towards insurance companies as a whole with a not guilty verdict.
Or, he realized that the real world is not Reddit and he doesn't have the blind support he has here.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (MWfyi)
The Paolo?
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (qwLiq)
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What sort of jiggery-pokery is this??
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (AdHga)
Now what did I do!
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (NgtDg)
1. 25 years (20 years for the murder 5 added for gun violation)
2. Eligible for parole in 10
3. This pisses off most of us due to the leniency.
4. Supporters of Mangione will argue it's too harsh.
This idiot murderer still gets hundreds of letters daily from women admirers across the world.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)
When you see people on the right swooning over Jared Laughner, I'll agree Trump needs to tone down his rhetoric.
Until then, fuck off and eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (ndZc7)
What a bunch of fucking ghouls.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (YZ0Fo)
Hasan Piker is a generic mannekin.
And ye both of these violent leftist maniacs are popular (so we are told) because lonely AWFLs find them "handsome" or "hot" -- if you get your panties wet over some guy, then apparently you adopt their demonic political philosophy as well.
But seriously -- both of these guys are "mid" at best. Maybe compared to the typical low-T soyboy creep-nerds these woman are used to dating, Mangione and Piker are hot stuff?
Or it is the reverse: The media glamorize them as hot for the very reason of trying to get women to adopt their toxic politics -- even though no one really thinks they're hot?
Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (Av6i5)
I thought the issue was "he could face a death sentence", and avoiding death was the purpose of Luigi taking a plea deal. Or do prosecutors think a jury will likely have at least one that secretly believes Mangioni is a hero?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:49 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Oddbob
Can we put em in a leg shackle with a hacksaw first?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:50 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (K9nu
Holy shit...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:50 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)
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Once a goombah always a goombah.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 02:50 PM (JvZF+)
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NY hasn't done an execution since the early 60's
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (AdHga)
Now what did I do!
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (NgtDg)
We decided - without your input - that you and your stepstool were going to be the new Press Secretary whilst MWR and her trampoline were going to be your Deputy.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Well, that's one redditor that's going to be hounded off the platform
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (vJrRc)
The horde wants you as Karoline Leavitts replacement as Press Secy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (y8wRt)
Or it is the reverse: The media glamorize them as hot for the very reason of trying to get women to adopt their toxic politics -- even though no one really thinks they're hot?
Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie
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Birth control pills change feminine perceptions of males. Witness AOC dumping her soy boy after going off the pill to harvest her eggs.
Replicated research.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (9c7Cw)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (NgtDg)
Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)
The crazy bitches are not hot for the murderers. They are hot for the publicity they will get. Probably money also from interviews.
Sick
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (/QHx4)
The DSA types want more Mangiones. Because that's what socialists do: kill anyone who is in their way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)
Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie
Probably this last is the real case.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: nraendowment at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (dU7L4)
The horde wants you as Karoline Leavitts replacement as Press Secy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (y8wRt)
I definitely read that as Press Sexy and was like... welp, when Fen's right, she's right.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: Halfhand
He stayed in the mayoral race despite no chance because he and his family were benefiting from the campaign funds. Sleazy trick just like in the Producers. Run in a hopeless race but make big claims, get paid.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)
Whew! I was worried there for a second.
Tranny Tyler
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (AdHga)
That trial opened my eyes that they would railroad anybody if they thought they could score political points
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (NgtDg)
OK. Comes the dawn. We have "universal health care". Instead of some nasty insurance company saying you can't be treated, we have some altruistic government functionary saying you can't be treated. Is it all right to shoot them?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: whig at
Ryan Guirdusky reported back that he was told by people in the know. Sliwa was offered 10m to get out and wouldn't because keeping the campaign grift open was more lucrative in the future
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (YZ0Fo)
If I was on a Murder One jury, and the jurors were dead-locked between the death penalty and the prison, and the judge offered life without parole (LWOP) as a compromise when I thought the accused deserved the death penalty, I would have taken LWOP to ensure a conviction.
But now I can't. Democrat-run jurisdictions have now released murderers in prison for LWOP on many occasions.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (WOnE5)
Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (Av6i5)
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The media is busting out with ghey dudes. Only ghey dudes and 14 year old girls think in those terms.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (JvZF+)
The crazy bitches are not hot for the murderers. They are hot for the publicity they will get. Probably money also from interviews.
Sick
Posted by: four seasons
True. They like the killing of their "enemies". They're sick assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (NgtDg)
Your munificience knows no bounds.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (AjR4+)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)
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We're on the same page. I've been saying this for a while. Just look at the 1970's. Plenty of Socialist Hit Squad terrorists floating around. And, not just in the US. Greece has a real problem with the Revolutionary Organization 17 November. The US had the Weather Underground. And, many many more.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (dIske)
Two years and a cup of coffee?
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (UKrJG)
Why make a plea deal with this murderer at all? He dd it. They've got him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Halfhand
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I'm sure Curtis is being sarcastic, but as to voting for the raghead mayor, a lot of the 9/11 families are outside NYC in NJ, Connecticut, and even out here in PA.
Posted by: Cosda at August 13, 2026 02:57 PM (likmR)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Not surprised. I did see that his family was on the campaign payroll.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:57 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: nraendowment at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (dU7L4)
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Hey, as a vet check Google.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 02:58 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Well Mangione did spend one night at least in Bangkok. Got into a an apparent fight with ladyboys over there preceding coming back and killing that CEO.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (AdHga)
Also Leftists: "Health insurance companies deny too many claims."
You may pick ONE red button and debate the merits of your position.
If you pick two mutually exclusive red buttons ... all you have done is revealed your utter idiocy.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: nraendowment
Been debunked today already. See X. Stop watching the tv media as they are all lying assholes.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (E4rtv)
* lock door *
* ten minute of noise *
Bang!
* ten days of silence *
Bang!
* unlock door *
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (dIske)
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They have protectors and enablers seeded throughout the bureaucracy including those charged with combatting them.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Turk. His uncle is Young Turks, Cenk Ungar (sp), noted MSNOW Muzzie spokescritter and political pundit.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: nraendowment at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (dU7L4)
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Oh, it's true.
Seems the Navy, as well as the Army, need to massively improve taking care of their troops.
Barracks that are crawling with vermin and covered in mold, food that is barely edible...it's bad.
Pretty sure Mangione will be housed and fed much better than the troops.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Karen, with septum piercing and hair color not found in nature at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (0sNs1)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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21h
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Planned Parenthood was caught taking Medicaid dollars in Texas and Louisiana despite being BANNED from doing so.
This comes after Sec. RFK Jr. CANCELED even more grants to Planned Parenthood at the federal level
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Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (E4rtv)
Because juries are unpredictable. Gather any 12 people and there's a really good chance at least one of them is an outright idiot.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
They better pray to the deity of their choice that those of us who just want to be left alone don't decide to play.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 03:02 PM (lrRtF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:02 PM (y8wRt)
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 13, 2026 03:02 PM (2CeDH)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 03:03 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Karen, with septum piercing and hair color not found in nature at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (0sNs1)
It's amazing how nature gives glaring and seemingly unnatural colors to organisms to make it very clear you should never even touch these dangerous creatures.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 03:04 PM (N1tpc)
The Manhattan District Attorney’s Office — which has claimed “primary jurisdiction” in the case because it charged Mangione with the murder first — could also still push to take Mangione to trial if it disapproves of the terms of any plea deal.
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:04 PM (RHGPo)
Ukrainian Drones Outmatch US Army in Exercise.
Ukrainian troops from the battle-tested 412th Regiment of Unmanned Systems Forces, known as Nemesis, effectively eliminated a U.S. armored brigade during the Combined Resolve exercise in April and May. Roughly 3,500 American personnel, primarily from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, participated.
Ukrainian reconnaissance drones quickly located American armored vehicles, whose movement kicked up dust and made them visible from above.
Explosive-dropping and first-person-view, or FPV, drones then moved in.
The Ukrainians were registering simulated kills so rapidly that American vehicles had to be returned to the battlefield, or “re-spawned,” to keep the exercise running, according to the Journal.
The Americans adapted during the two-week engagement, improving their use of dispersion, concealment, and electronic warfare.
Ukrainian operators eventually switched sides and helped U.S. forces employ drones offensively, where the Americans performed more effectively.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:05 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (E4rtv)
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Debunked, you say?
I agree that the media are a bunch of lying liars, but the fact is that the ships, the barracks, etc, were left to pretty much rot during the previous admin., and in most cases during the Obama admin.
This admin is doing good work so far in addressing the issues, but there is much more work to be done.
Hegseth is only one man, and he still has to clean out a lot of the vermin in the five-sided nuthouse and the units downstream from said nuthouse.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:05 PM (FdpeO)
... but I'm sure there is an Hawaiian judge out there just waiting to screw up justice
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:05 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
Yeah, once the state is prosecuting for political matters, my support for it goes to zero.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 03:05 PM (diia5)
Did anyone else hear sumpin' that sounded like it was knee-high?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (0sNs1)
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Disturbing is an understatement.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (Bep7s)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:07 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 03:08 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 03:08 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 03:08 PM (enNUy)
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Disturbing is an understatement.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (FdpeO)
Disturbing that these things are reported so quickly and extensively if accurate.
I'm wondering if the Ghost of Kiev participated.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 03:09 PM (KC5Lt)
“Nice SROs did not want to arrest children. Nice police officers thought of themselves as well-meaning. Yet, they expressed being required to arrest children because of real or imagined mandates. They used niceness as a strategy for upholding a system of Whiteness that systematically privileges White people and excludes those who fall outside of Whiteness. Niceness hinders possibilities for the types of political, communal relationships central to authentic care.”
“SROs used niceness as Whiteness in their recounts of arrest … by highlighting the positive relationships they had with students they arrested…As with highlighting their own goodness, highlighting these positive relationships reframes violence (i.e., arrest) that contributes to racial inequality as a positive, since students still like the SROs. This strategy emphasizes the officer’s ability to retain his niceness—by virtue of the maintained interpersonal relationship—despite having arrested the student.”
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:09 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (NgtDg)
Can it really be considered "up"?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:09 PM (iABCo)
For what it's worth, Paul Mauro's take:
Paul Mauro
@PaulDMauro
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(10) This is why his team wants the fed case over NOW. To invoke the NY State double jeopardy law, and to attempt to have any NYS time run concurrent. Meaning: Mangione does his time in federal prison, where conditions are better;
Paul Mauro
@PaulDMauro
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(11) And they've looked at the evidence -- esp. in the federal case, where Judge Garnett let pretty much all the evidence in -- and said, "We're cooked. Best you're likely to get here is decades federal time." And he took it.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 03:09 PM (kX27y)
Anything less and this is a green flag for executions nationwide.
You've already got that. Check out Chi-town murders (every weekend). Add in LA, pick a "blue" city.
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:10 PM (AjR4+)
This admin is doing good work so far in addressing the issues, but there is much more work to be done.
Hegseth is only one man, and he still has to clean out a lot of the vermin in the five-sided nuthouse and the units downstream from said nuthouse.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
We're getting hit from every angle. Its like death by a thousand cuts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 03:10 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:11 PM (RHGPo)
This is the state of “justice” in America. And it’s only going to get worse. Blacks have been given word that short of killing white people they will face no consequences at all. Even killing whites will at worst get a few years in prison.even in fucking Texas.
We are in a civil war we just refuse to call it what it is.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:11 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 03:08 PM (enNUy)
There was a rumor going around that his family was deeply involved with UH, through nursing homes
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:11 PM (rbvCR)
Also the left: Luigi is such a sexy sexy force for justice...we need more Luigis!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)
You wrote, "You don't realize how much you use your abdominal muscles when you sneeze." I do realize. Also cough! Have that now with the belly hernia, so I hope it will be better, ultimately.
"Also use the incentive spirometer." Actually have a collection of these now. Thanks for the reminder. I'll pack one in my bag. Save the hospital that trivial expense.
Packing change of underwear, hairbrush, toothbrush, toothpaste, phone charger…. My first hospitalization in '23 was emergency and I had nothing. Learned I have. Need to I wish I didn't.
💓
Posted by: mindful webworker - yadda yadda yoda at August 13, 2026 03:12 PM (C8pEi)
EXC: Chinese Spies Built Secret Nuclear War Backchannel Between Former U.S. Military Chiefs And Blacklisted Chinese Weapons Research Center.
Former Joint Chiefs, STRATCOM and Energy officials were inside the channel. Here are their names.
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (RHGPo)
Anything less and this is a green flag for executions nationwide.
You've already got that. Check out Chi-town murders (every weekend). Add in LA, pick a "blue" city.
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:10 PM (AjR4+)
Chicago currently has more than double the next closest city ytd. And only 8 cities are up 26 to 25 ytd. San Diego being one having as many as Orlando Miami and Tampa combined
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Are they saying that? All I’ve seen is hell yeah brother you killed an evil capitalist we need more of you type stuff from the left.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (7xx4i)
(10) This is why his team wants the fed case over NOW. To invoke the NY State double jeopardy law, and to attempt to have any NYS time run concurrent. Meaning: Mangione does his time in federal prison, where conditions are better;
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All fine and good but assumes an NY conviction which is... weird.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (iABCo)
Luigi didn't even have United healthcare insurance did he? So he was just killing to kill and would've kept on? Was there a list?
Posted by: nckate
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I thought a loved one was denied care by United.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (XJ22o)
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Disturbing is an understatement.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (FdpeO)
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Kind of depends. Were the US forces allowed to deploy Epirus Leonidas & HAVOC weapons. Essentially, it throws a wall of electromagnetic energy a an onslaught of drones and takes them down in seconds.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)
https://tinyurl.com/mr3mv3kh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:14 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (HlyYF)
Prime example: Leslie Van Houten
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 03:14 PM (SjAWL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (XJ22o)
Don’t use the left’s language. Nobody is denied “care” by insurance companies. What insurance companies deny is paying out a claim that is not contractually obligated to pay.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:15 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 13, 2026 03:15 PM (wGerL)
... just how would this guy be sworn in to "defend, protect and uphold the Constitution of the United States" ?
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (RHGPo)
You see, with a .45, it leaves a mess and there's a lot of dry cleaning. A .22 to the back of the head just rattles around and isn't messy.
Vincent "Vinnie" Antonelli
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (wvc0i)
The only video they have of CEO's murder doesn't show the killer's face. They have no eyewitnesses that can identify Luigi as the murderer.
There were issues with chain of custody and warrantless searches. The judge said some of it can come in as evidence, but some not.
The case is circumstantial. I think it's powerful evidence in total that he did it, but juries often don't trust circumstantial evidence. They want to see the guy commit the crime, or hear from someone who did.
All you need is one weak or soft juror -- or a corrupt one -- and the jury is hung. There's a chance of that happening in this case. That's why there's talk of a plea deal.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)
I think there is an 80% chance this is basically bullshit
but
if there is anything the uke war has shown it is if you can see an enemy you can kill it. So tanks and APCs are not as useful as they once were.
This should have us looking to replace a lot of the expensive armor and munitions with cheaper things - drones, artillery, 2k dumb bombs but I have zero faith the DoD would agree to such a change in priority.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
... Kazakhstan's president might be inviting Putin to shove him off an open window
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:17 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:17 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
You guys did that shit again?
- Al Qaeda
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:18 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
FNAB?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:18 PM (iABCo)
He has a decent shot of getting clemency or commuted sentence from some future socialist govt leader so he will probably take the deal if offered.
Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 03:18 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Same reason a woman might call a transer "she" to his face.
Because you're in their territory and you are trying to avoid being killed.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:19 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She was doing the typical leftist pandering to the Somali community after they were "attacked" by fraud "accusations".
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
I agree that the media are a bunch of lying liars, but the fact is that the ships, the barracks, etc, were left to pretty much rot during the previous admin., and in most cases during the Obama admin.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
I assume the original expectation was the conflict wouldn't drag out as long as it has, so they may very well be low on some supplies. Plus, it's a long time at sea crammed into tight quarters in probably challenging operational posture. As reports have noted, "This current mission has established a new modern record for consecutive days at sea without a port call"
I had troops deal with mental issues after easy 9 month deployments. A carrier with >5,500 people after 9 months will always have some issues.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (v1M8F)
The International Association of Fire Fighters unanimously censured the Democrat after she vetoed legislation expanding collective bargaining rights for public-sector workers — bills she had repeatedly promised to sign during her campaign. Union leaders say the move was a clear betrayal of those commitments, and they’re now putting her on notice that future support is off the table until she makes good on what she pledged.
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)
I will say I think we made a mistake in the way we labeled things back in 2001. This issue wasn't terrorism per se, the issue was radical islam declared war on the west and chose terrorism - targeting civilian targets to induce fear - as their means of war.
All wars, well ones you want to win, target reducing your enemy's will to fight. So while we spent 20 years giving jihadis the martyrdom they wanted and then paying their families for it, they killed random people and reduced our ability to live normal lives.
If we had responded to 9/11 with Tokyo style firebombings of every Taliban held city and Sunni Arab city in Iraq I suspect
the last 20 years of war would have looked very different.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:17 PM (y8wRt)
Same reason Muslim women wear it. It’s a political statement. They’re telling you they know you know they have power of you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (7xx4i)
Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie
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Full heads of hair
Thick whiskers (Piker -- Mangione is more wispy)
Athletic builds
Dark
Young
Brooding
Good bone structure
Good teeth
Dimples (Mangione)
They have plenty going for them objectively. Click my nic for Piker. He'd get plenty of hits on Match or Bumble.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (XJ22o)
*shrugs*
Thompson was playing for Mangione's team. This was friendly fire.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (BI5O2)
Well, if I have to wear a hijab to avoid being killed I guess I'll have to die then. I don't plan to go to MN, however. In the picture of Flanagan with the Muslims they look as if they have utter contempt for her
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She was doing the typical leftist pandering to the Somali community after they were "attacked" by fraud "accusations".
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Yes, but she's too stupid to realize that prostrating yourself before these people only makes them think less of her. They see her as the weak coward she is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: nckate
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I thought a loved one was denied care by United.
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Correct. Lil' Luigi was unable to get un noodled. He loved Lil Luigi very much.
Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (anL5R)
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Curtis Sliwa Calls Out 9/11 Families Demanding NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Stay Away from Ceremony: 'Stop Being Sore Losers!'
Posted by: whig
Good night! This isn't about the election.
Sliwa is in fact a
Fixed that spelling for you.
Posted by: mindful webworker - once a criminal jerk... at August 13, 2026 03:22 PM (C8pEi)
Did anyone else hear sumpin' that sounded like it was knee-high?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Ready the Step Stool of Doom!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 03:22 PM (lrRtF)
Leftists: Obama was awesome. He really fixed the healthcare system
Also Leftists: The pig of a CEO deserved to be offed for implementing Obamacare because it is literally killing millions of people!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
They're slimming?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 03:23 PM (ndZc7)
What a wonderful choice for the Senate/ sarc.
Yes, I take it back. I can see why leftist pandering cowards would wear it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:23 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
This always the effect of pandering.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:24 PM (YZ0Fo)
Regardless, the sailors and Marines aboad have been there for a long time. They did exercise in November-January and were supposed to go home when Epic Fury called. The Tripoli group was in the same boat, but they got to go home (well, Okinawa) a couple of weeks ago. Maybe Navy can send a different carrier group to relieve the Lincoln.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 03:24 PM (sFNX2)
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Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv)
The state "executes" people after trials. Scumbag is a simple political murderer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (l4RKn)
The same argument Luigi and the left use for killing that healthcare exec holds for them as well
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)
Mission Accomplished, I suppose. I wonder if the rank and file leftists will ever realize this is a two way street
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Is it, though?
Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (Cjger)
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Hark??? I think I hear the lollipop guild theme song?
Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (anL5R)
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They kill lots of their opponents, and imprison the rest. That's why its pants-on-head stupid that "abolish the police" is part of their platform--they have every intention of locking lots of us up when we refuse to give up our rights.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (TN0g+)
I think there is an 80% chance this is basically bullshit
If it's true, it's probably a good development. Last time I heard about the US losing in international war-games, it was followed by "They kept changing the rules until the US won."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Same reason a woman might call a transer "she" to his face.
Because you're in their territory and you are trying to avoid being killed.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Which is the same reason, say, Pelosi and weak Dems wore kente cloth stoles and knelt during BLM. Show subjugation and hope they're killed last. Muslims love that.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (y8wRt)
Like the classic video of the white guy cheering on the marching BLM from his apartment window.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (iABCo)
Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Your mind doesn't go to these horrible places, Fen, but I'd like to see a reporter ask Flanagan why she's wearing the hijab -- inevitable answer something about respecting a significant and vibrant community blah-blah -- and then follow up by asking if she'll have a clitoridectomy, as have 99% of Somali women. No? Maybe she'll legalize it? (currently outlawed in MN, not that it's stopping anyone)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2026 03:27 PM (7o6oV)
And the hilarious thing is there is nothing stopping a woman from dressing conservatively in the US and it used to be a leftwing argument that conservative women were boring frumps. More importantly the issue with the hijab/burka is that you don't get to CHOOSE to wear it if you are in a Muslim country
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)
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Then they go film themselves in the gym in their underwear.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:28 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Moron Analyst
That's a bit different. I'm talking about individual risk of being killed, person-to-person, not political maneuvering.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:28 PM (vJrRc)
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What could possibly go wrong??
Posted by: Chicks On Ships Too at August 13, 2026 03:28 PM (t9gtU)
Then they go film themselves in the gym in their underwear.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:28 PM (YZ0Fo)
That’s a sports bra! 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Well, you can choose to wear it, or choose to have acid thrown in your face if you don't. Its a choice.
Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Same reason a woman might call a transer "she" to his face.
Because you're in their territory and you are trying to avoid being killed.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Which is the same reason, say, Pelosi and weak Dems wore kente cloth stoles and knelt during BLM. Show subjugation and hope they're killed last. Muslims love that.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (K9nu
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It's also an empty, meaningless gesture, and Democraps are the All-Time OGs of empty, meaningless gestures. Putting on a hijab, or kneeling in kente, is one small step above tweeting out a hashtag.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
It's a good question, yes, but nobody would ask it.
Maybe you should become Karoline Leavitt's replacement.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (y8wRt)
Then they go film themselves in the gym in their underwear.
I've seen a recent trend of gym videos where the gym bro is very, very careful to not look at the gym THOT as he walks by her and you can see the gym THOT getting angry about it.
Real?
Who knows.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Piper at August
Have you been to a Miami gym?? 😂
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
I have a leggings or capris rule at my studio. I do not want your booty cheeks on my floors or mats. Thank you kindly.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Shrugs
Unless some rando decides to throw acid in your face anyway! You just never know with those people!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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Based on one sailor's text back home then sent to the media. Given UHT treatment of milk making refrigeration unnecessary until opened, I find it doubtful that this is true as do others pointing it out.
And Army has traditionally treated its personnel on food far worse than the Navy so again, much reason to doubt the reported story. I know, I came from an Army family and went Air Force myself for a reason.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)
I would pay to see her glare at you after asking that one.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (t9gtU)
she's too stupid to realize that prostrating yourself before these people only makes them think less of her. They see her as the weak coward she is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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I heard that the porridge that Somalis fed Jacob Frey for his enthusiastic gobbling is essentially workhouse gruel and something you give sick people or prisoners. In fact, he's an awful actor and you could tell he hated it, but he knew what to do: swallow, not spit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
THEY ARE GOOD NAZIS!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)
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Yea, but a new thing is very slim, form-fitting burkas or very slim, form-fitting clothes under a hijab. This is clearly designed to attract the male gaze.
"Let me cover up some of my face, but here's my big rack sticking out for all to see."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
No way I would wear capris or leggings, but Garrett might!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l4RKn)
I have a leggings or capris rule at my studio. I do not want your booty cheeks on my floors or mats. Thank you kindly.
Just out and about I see a fair number of women in leggings that let me know they are in fact 100% XX genetic women with the original equipment
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
Where? Sure as shit not in London or Paris.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (l4RKn)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
No way I would wear capris or leggings, but Garrett might!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l4RKn
You can wear shorts. Unless your booty cheeks hang out.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Anything less and this is a green flag for executions nationwide.
You've already got that. Check out Chi-town murders (every weekend). Add in LA, pick a "blue" city.
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:10 PM (AjR4+)
Chicago currently has more than double the next closest city ytd. And only 8 cities are up 26 to 25 ytd. San Diego being one having as many as Orlando Miami and Tampa combined
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM
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Are you saying there have been 26 murders in San Diego year-to-date?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Martin Tell
There is a war on. Sailors in the US Navy during WWII had a helluva worse time. Lincoln has been on station for 250 days, not even 9 months yet.
The Ford, with an extended tour had more to gripe about.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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I heard that the porridge that Somalis fed Jacob Frey for his enthusiastic gobbling is essentially workhouse gruel and something you give sick people or prisoners. In fact, he's an awful actor and you could tell he hated it, but he knew what to do: swallow, not spit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (XJ22o)
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Yea. I've had Somali food before. It's more like Italian food. I have no idea what that disgusting mess they served him was. I'm sure they were feeding him something barely above dogfood.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)
They are, in fact, hot for the murderers. It's called hybristophilia and it's been observed in women for a very, very long time.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (LgYtf)
If the state can't prove its case, it shouldn't be charging the defendant in the first place.
Note that I do believe that the overwhelming majority of people in prison are there justifiably.
But...I also believe that of the small fraction of innocent people in prison, the overwhelming majority are there because of a plea bargain.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: 18-1
You shoulda seen these bodysuit things people were walking around in at universal studios. 1) it's Florida it's effing hot and humid. 2) these are not the people you wanna see in a body suit.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
Most people look better in clothing then without any.
While clothing exists to keep us warm and cover up our naughty bits it ALSO exists to flatter our bodies by hiding/obscuring flaws and extending areas where we look good.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Piper at August
Guess I gotta get new shorts.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Tell us about it!
Posted by: Crew of the USS Reluctant at August 13, 2026 03:34 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
Or, I presume, have a visible trouser snake peeking out the bottom of the leg.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:35 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
29. 2026 to 2025. 29 is the same as Miami Orlando and Tampa combined.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:35 PM (YZ0Fo)
Don't worry about the clitorectomies or beatings.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 03:35 PM (YwXiJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (IG3/x)
In many cases you don't want to see what's under there anyway.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: sidney at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (Uy/WF)
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Something tells me they didn't have to worry about the male gaze even pre-trashbag.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:37 PM (iABCo)
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Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (rbvCR)
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the male gaze? puuhleez how many only fans hoes are there again, making money off the male gaze?
Nobody is putting a gun to your head to make you wear yoga pants and no bra under a tshirt, when you go to the store, or the library or get on an airplane. I want to be comfortable also - I'd be more comfortable in boxers. But I'm not looking to act the fool.
Posted by: I mean seriously chicks are whack at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
Where? Sure as shit not in London or Paris.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (l4RKn)
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I've seen them in NYC, Carolinas, Hawaii, and on a plane back from CA.
The plane ride was when they sent in cops to arrest the Muslim lady in a hijab and tight clothing showing off Bulg-worthy boobs. I told that story here.
You can probably google "tight burka" or "burkini" and see more examples.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
234 Are you saying there have been 26 murders in San Diego year-to-date?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
29. 2026 to 2025. 29 is the same as Miami Orlando and Tampa combined.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:35 PM
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I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (VWtfl)
the last 20 years of war would have looked very different.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)
That would be a moderate response, in my view.
As I noted at the time, we once had another enemy that liked to fly suicide planes into things.
They rethought that tactic after we glassed two of their cities.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2026 03:40 PM (affD0)
Good.
Good for them.
I'm not really into it, though. I like my nearly murder-free living situation. It suits me and my family.
We could just split the country up. We can have our awesome murder-free areas and they can have their awesome kill-orgies all day.
We can clean up our murder-holes at bayonet point. They can, I dunno, jail anybody who doesn't have enough holes punched on their Murder Cards, or something.
Everyone gets what they want.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (HOf/p)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM
What about itty-bitty yellow polks-dot bikinis, worn for the first time today?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (0sNs1)
I have heard western feminists laud the hijab and even burka because it means they don't have to worry about "the male gaze"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)
I've seen it said that if you think a nun's habit is OK but a hijab is bad, you're nothing but a bigot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l4RKn
You can wear shorts. Unless your booty cheeks hang out.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
Men do not have booty cheeks. They have butt cheeks.
Some don't even have that, just the top of legs and a waist.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (zafwz)
Some don't even have that, just the top of legs and a waist.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (zafwz)
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When have you seen me nekkid?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (affD0)
Men do not have booty cheeks. They have butt cheeks.
Some don't even have that, just the top of legs and a waist.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (zafwz)
Or the classic Big Belly, No Ass look.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (O0L8i)
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Disturbing is an understatement.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
Kind of depends. Were the US forces allowed to deploy Epirus Leonidas & HAVOC weapons. Essentially, it throws a wall of electromagnetic energy a an onslaught of drones and takes them down in seconds.
Posted by: Orson
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War games.
Oh yeah, let's keep giving $, weapons, and drone contracts
Ukrainian Drones ‘Wiped Out’ US Armored Brigade in Germany’s War Games
In brief: Ukrainian drone operators repeatedly “destroyed” a 3,500-strong US armored brigade during war games in Germany, forcing exercise officials to “resurrect” vehicles so the drills could continue, by Kyiv Post | Aug. 13, 2026
SMH is right.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (ZVgZ4)
Very late to the party, but disagree. Traditionally, even first degree murders got 20 years, absent major amplification.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (NcvvS)
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Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (hZHMu)
Karoline Leavitt Will Leave Her Job as WH Spokeswoman at the End of the Month
Karoline Leavitt
@karolineleavitt
Serving as the White House Press Secretary over the past year and a half has been the honor and adventure of a lifetime. I am incredibly grateful to President Trump for granting me so many extraordinary opportunities, such as working in the West Wing and spending countless hours in the Oval Office, flying around the world and meeting foreign leaders, and traveling across our beautiful country and meeting Americans from all walks of life. Most of all, I am thankful to the President for entrusting me with the distinct privilege of speaking on his behalf at the White House podium. I have spoken with great pride about the many historic accomplishments of this Administration, and I have relished holding the liberal media accountable and ensuring the American people hear the truth about President Trump's successes. Being a mother and welcoming a new baby while working in one of the most demanding jobs in the world has been the most rewarding yet challenging season of my life, to say the least. The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary -- and that is why I have ultimately made the bittersweet decision to depart the White House and embark on a new chapter in my life. President Trump has asked me to continue serving as a top advisor to him on the outside, and I will always remain a vocal advocate for MAGA and the Republican Party. Our country is facing an existential threat from an increasingly extremist Democrat Party that seeks to destroy everything great about America, and I believe it is incumbent upon all of us who care about this country to fight back against that threat. My fight is entering a new phase, but it is far from over. Thank you again to the President, the First Lady, and the entire Trump family for your kindness and generosity over the years. Thank you to our amazing Chief of Staff Susie Wiles for empowering me since the day she hired me on the campaign, and to the President's cabinet, my staff, colleagues, and friends at the White House who work so hard on behalf of our nation. It has been a privilege to serve alongside so many accomplished and impressive people, and I look forward to cheering them on over the next two and a half years. And of course, thank you most especially to my loving and supportive husband and family for the sacrifices they made for me to serve in this role.
Serving as the White House Press Secretary over the past year and a half has been the honor and adventure of a lifetime. I am incredibly grateful to President Trump for granting me so many extraordinary opportunities, such as working in the West Wing and spending countless hours… https://t.co/4jyW61DGGh pic.twitter.com/xny1yccuBn
— Karoline Leavitt (@karolineleavitt) August 12, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Paolo at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (g47mK)
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Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (S0M0K)
Of course. The Paolo.
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (XJ22o)
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 12, 2026
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you people laff, but he did his stint as Press Sec when Leavitt was on leave
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 01:30 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (JrHfD)
Who do we think will replace her?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (XJ22o)
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Posted by: Don Black
There's a stable to choose from.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (7zn4w)
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Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (Sco7b)
oh right.
The internet has really given me brain damage and memory loss.
I wonder if Biden spent a lot of time online.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (amcLV)
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Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxPkt)
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True, but he also probably thinks -- as I do -- that a lady as spokesperson has certain advantages over a man, especially if she's pretty and good at her job.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
IF she were smart, she would have had some of her eggs frozen, like me!
Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (s9VOe)
Erika Kirk
Family. That’s what it always is with these ghouls. They want you to think they have morals but it’s just a facade.
The tales she'll be able to tell her Grandkids! "Let me tell you how I helped make sure your entire life will progressively get worse as you house floods, burns down, and you die of chemical exposure."
History will remember her as a vile, lying enabler of one of the worst humans to ever unfortunately stumble into power.
If you don't think this administration (including Leavitt) will be examined and studied for its corruption and lawlessness, I don't know what to tell you. Her lies and obfuscation are big parts of how they've been able to largely avoid consequences and accountability from the general population.
She's not a run-of-the-mill press secretary.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (XJ22o)
I'd like to see Nick Searcy do that job
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (S0M0K)
There are so many "rules" about this ritual that don't make sense to me. Why can't the Press Secretary refuse to take questions from organizations that continually lie? Admittedly, she'd be taking questions from just a handful of organizations, but they could rotate in high school or college journalists, maybe some of those freebie Coast Weekly publications -- as they're called in California. Probably have some name like Plains Weekly elsewhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (XJ22o)
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Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (amcLV)
Disagree. It really needs to be retired.
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (S0M0K)
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as long as it's not that little roly-poly from Breitbart
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Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Massachusetts at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (wppq6)
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (OaiXh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (OaiXh)
Posted by: Company Gunny at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (2UnvF)
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FWIW, Ace, Pixy's story below today indicates that Cloudfare is getting ready to block a lot of the webcrawler activity that Google depends upon for access. And that the publishers have figured to do the same. That cripples the search engine acquisition of new data. My guess is the AI companies writ broadly want that new data for themselves, not the dying search indexing model web browsers.
I think AI augmented web browsers are going the be the first AI killer application that average folks have of AI along with virtual pron. Whether google retains the crown and revenues or slumps into IBM decline depends on their AI model ironically and Google in turn is depending on Android to bring that crown home, not desktops.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (OaiXh)
Payback's a bitch in a suit with an ax to grind.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Wi Tu Yung at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (JM9I6)
Raising her kids is important, and her job requires 24x7 availability. Tough choice, but the right choice.
Posted by: Lizzy Clinton at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Don Black
True, but they must also possess superlative knife skills.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM
I promise you that commenting here is the only time I, how you say, go first.
Posted by: Paolo at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)
Don't think she's blonde. But she will have the WH Press Corps begging for mercy after her first press conference. It would be an awesome show.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (N39Ws)
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...they had a slight falling out during 2024 primary, he called her "Milktoast McEnany" and a "RINO" ...
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bulg
I remember when Elvis died. I thought, "42, huh? Well, he had a good run."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ace
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No need, his own family provided him with plenty of live action pron.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Don Black
True, but they must also possess superlative knife skills.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM
So, bluebell?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)
Noem sayin'?
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (i9sDw)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:28 PM
Without reading any of the articles, my immediate thought was "She's got a newborn, of course she doesn't want to work 22 hours a day on something else."
Funny, all that programming and pushing women to be girl bosses and when they find the thing they were literally designed to do, most of them will pick that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (yyBU8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)
Don't think she's blonde. But she will have the WH Press Corps begging for mercy after her first press conference. It would be an awesome show.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
When she mounts the stepstool of doom...
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (lrRtF)
Posted by: Bulg
I remember when Elvis died. I thought, "42, huh? Well, he had a good run."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (ndZc7)
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Groucho Marx died not long after.
Mere coincidence?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)
History will remember her as a vile, lying enabler of one of the worst humans to ever unfortunately stumble into power.
There really are Two Americas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (Cqx++)
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For my part, I don't believe her. She's a DC lizard. She's either fired, or left because there's nowhere further to go on this path. Look for her in some other seedy little venue soon.
Luckily, it doesn't matter, because PressSec is perhaps the least important sinecure in the history of empire.
They should replace her with a text-to-voice generator housed inside a Big Mouth Billy Bass, just for fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (NpAcC)
I can’t get enough of all the hundreds of variations of that Rubio meme LoL
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (MaA4a)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)
Don't think she's blonde. But she will have the WH Press Corps begging for mercy after her first press conference. It would be an awesome show.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
When she mounts the stepstool of doom...
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM
MWR for Deputy Press Sec.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (vQrSy)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Doof
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She will be back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (XJ22o)
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I can see her at the podium:
"See what you did? You made Achilles cry! And angry!"
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (wppq6)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (g47mK)
Didn't know that. Can't understand why he does that stuff to people on "our side".
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (S0M0K)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (i9sDw)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (MaA4a)
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Don't tell Doof...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Red Foreman at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (iABCo)
He has the proper attitude, and would laugh off their stupidity.
Posted by: Lizzy
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So does the Kill Tony guy.
And to be honest, it is long past the time to recognize that press conferences are dead--there is no news in them--only competing narratives between partisan players. And even worse when a Democrat is in the WH--then it is the media servicing the Dem propaganda machine by augmenting WH narratives.
Just put out press releases and live video if you are not Trump that enjoys dumping on the enemedia. No need to feed the hamsters pretending they are actually objective seekers of the news instead of partisan hacks.
The form exists but the underlying spirit of the idea is long dead and the media killed it along with any pretense of objectivity.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (E4rtv)
Might I suggest Greg Gutfeld?
He has the proper attitude, and would laugh off their stupidity.
Posted by: Lizzy
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He could broadcast his show live from the podium. "And tonight, we have... Yamiche Alcindor! She tried to follow her dreams, but her dreams retreated. Aaaand Kaitlin Collins! She's never been misgendered... by Stevie Wonder."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: redridinghood
Shoes aren't the clothing I think of when I think of Karoline and "pretty big."
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ)
Hot Toddlers dot com
Posted by: bonhomme
Mattlock reruns, if IIRC.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: sifty boones
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Well, he does enjoy a good cucking.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (NpAcC)
Would redefine “going nuclear on the press.”
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (vQrSy)
I think she's too busy on the Supreme Court.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Don Black
True, but they must also possess superlative knife skills.
Posted by: Archimedes
I believe Kellyanne Conway is available, although her and Trump have been a bit rocky over the last few years as I recall.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 13, 2026 01:46 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 01:46 PM (vQrSy)
The press would shit a live chicken.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (i9sDw)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (g47mK)
Not The Bee has a picture. It is indeed gold.
Also there's a "MR finds out he's a WNBA player" one now. Those are fantastic.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (Cqx++)
He looks like Sam Kinison.
Well, when Kinison was alive. Not now.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (olroh)
The press would shit a live chicken.
Or Crowder. That would be epic.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: It's me donna
HIVE MIND!
She's also rested, ready and naturally tanned, in addition to having quit the dems.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (i9sDw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: Doof
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Because GOP hanger ons don't understand political loyalty. They loudly proclaim muh principles while putting the knife firmly in the back of whoever brought them into the spotlight. And they do it to the cheers of the Democrats and media.
Save the petty crap for memoirs years down the road.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (MaA4a)
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Don't tell Doof...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (amcLV)
Ha! Not sure why, but that meme got old very fast for me. Its moment of whelming me has passed.
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:49 PM (S0M0K)
The press would shit a live chicken.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (i9sDw)
The Woke Reich certainly would!
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (amcLV)
Go to a newsroom. Select a person. There, you're done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (BI5O2)
Let's begin every press briefing with a 5-10 minute video compilation of media lies over the past week (even dig bag to recent history) -- calling out individuals and networks and websites to their faces and showing the receipts.
Posted by: Ordinary American
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That's EXACTLY what I've fantasized about! Or just pick one organization to kick off the conference, exhibit their blatant lie, and tell them they'll be permitted to ask questions when and only when their organization issues a front-page or prime-time retraction ALONG WITH an honest explanation -- and by honest explanation, I mean "We didn't bother checking because we were lazy" or "We went with this narrative because we're biased," not "We regret this totally accidental error that we can't pinpoint on anyone as it is not up to our extremely high standards for factuality and objectivity. Death to MAGA."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Moron Analyst
She's done. She was one of the big leakers in the Trump I admin and you notice she was definitely on the outside for Trump II. Trump I had to take what he could get and most of them were treacherous snakes out for themselves.
Trump II had the scouring of the Democrats that scarred him and scared off the wannabees influence collectors. Left him with solid warriors this time instead of GOPe milksop surrender crap.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (E4rtv)
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Tell me how you plan to reduce the size, scope and reach of the federal government so that no one like Trump can ever be this lawless and corrupt again.
Oh, nothing? All the laws and regulations in place that allow this lawlessness and corruption are fine?
Because you are fine with the lawlessness and corruption--if it's your side in power.
But then you call it "getting done what needs done for the American people."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (3cUTc)
I think you would make a great Press Secretary, YD.
If only you had cannons.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)
Hours following Trump’s announcement, The New York Post reported that two front-runners have emerged as potential successors to Leavitt and both are staunch loyalists to the President.
Trump administration sources told the Post that Trump is looking at Alina Habba, who served as a defense lawyer for Trump and as a former acting attorney for New Jersey, and Breitbart Washington Bureau Chief Matthew Boyle.
For what it's worth...
Too bad Hannity's busy...
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (jrgJz)
As much as I’d enjoy him as press secretary, he has ONE JOB. He takes it very seriously. We are better for it.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (4KUe5)
Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter
Chocolate Cherry Cordial
You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon’s true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.
Caramel Chew
There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.
https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (dIske)
Nick Searcy, Ben Shapiro, Nick Shirley.
Keep someone on hand for solemn and important shit, but day to day just fuck with 'em.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (i9sDw)
1.) Read the President's talking point. SKILL LEVEL: 7th Grade literacy
2.) Respond viciously to retarded reporters. SKILL LEVEL: IQ >>> Retard
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (BI5O2)
In the art thread I posted how Americans can take insults and embrace them and turn them into our own. Of course morons have to snark and began pointing out different cultural symbols that were cancelled instead of embraced. All that did was prove the Left aren't real Americans because they only cancel. They can't turn the tables. They hate being mocked.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)
She'd have the greatest fucking stepstool, from which she would rain fire and brimstone on those dummies.
Like AND subscribe, bitches!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:54 PM (BI5O2)
Go to a newsroom. Select a person. There, you're done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Ron Ziegler for Nixon came from the J. Walter Thompson ad agency, not a newsroom. Notably Ziegler was loyal to Nixon until the very end and urged him to fight his impeachment all the way to a Senate trial.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)
Hours following Trump’s announcement, The New York Post reported that two front-runners have emerged as potential successors to Leavitt and both are staunch loyalists to the President.
Trump administration sources told the Post that Trump is looking at Alina Habba, who served as a defense lawyer for Trump and as a former acting attorney for New Jersey, and Breitbart Washington Bureau Chief Matthew Boyle.
I don't think it would be Matthew Boyle. It's been years and years since I talked to him, but when I met him, he had a anxious/nervous introvert's disposition and was not confident nor charismatic.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes
That's actually funny.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (diia5)
Go to a newsroom. Select a person. There, you're done.
I have two words for you. Sean Spicer.
Actually, I have five words: Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (Riz8t)
Telegenic, I meant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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What we need is someone who's telepathic. Also psychopathic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (iABCo)
Good one or Eric the Blade.. He could always sweep in to the press room with his first Blade retorts !
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (vQrSy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (kgE5c)
From the Trampoline of Magnificence.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (AdHga)
I nominated you for press sec yesterday because I thought your resume included a hypothetical "idea" to bar the doors and set fire to the place. I don't remotely advocate that kind of thing but I admire your spunk. Then again I don't want to put words in your mouth.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:58 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (iABCo)
Like AND subscribe, bitches!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (AdHga)
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Fire and brimstone seem pretty harsh. She'd get more done with a tray of lemon bars.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)
yeah! that guy!
he was awesome before
he'll be better Round Two
or ... Doocy?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (j+aD2)
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His wife was mentioned. She used to work for the WH during Trump v1.0. But they have 4 kids !
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (oqH4h)
He dressed as a muslim for Minnesota's primary in order to test their 'vouching' law and successfully got ballots for 8 men and women in burkas.
Obviously, no one should take that state's election results seriously.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Archimedes
so funny, man.
in his house in Ryleh dead Cthulhu waits deliciously
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)
She'd have the greatest fucking stepstool, from which she would rain fire and brimstone on those dummies.
Like AND subscribe, bitches!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (AdHga)
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Come for the press scorching. Stay for the Victory Tits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)
But what about the raptors?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:57 PM (AdHga)
Nick Searcy, Ben Shapiro, Nick Shirley.
Keep someone on hand for solemn and important shit, but day to day just fuck with 'em.
I'd bring in a guy who knows how to make shadow puppets. He could make a bird, and a dog, and whatever else comes to mind. Maybe have a balloon animal guy on special days.
The press doesn't take their job seriously, so why should we?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (KC5Lt)
'This president is trying to push the SAVE Act, which would require proof of who you are to vote.' - Kamala Harris
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (i9sDw)
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (dIske)
1.) Read the President's talking point. SKILL LEVEL: 7th Grade literacy
2.) Respond viciously to retarded reporters. SKILL LEVEL: IQ >>> Retard
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (BI5O2)
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I could do the job, theoretically, but almost none of my responses could be aired on network television or radio without extensive bleeping of the strings of words I would hurl at the assembly of utter retards in front of me after every question.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (oqH4h)
in his house in Ryleh dead Cthulhu waits deliciously
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (1wjle)
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Coincidentally, I played Eldritch Horror with friends last night.
One player's character has already been devoured by Deep Ones, and another's has gone insane.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 01:59 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 01:59 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 02:00 PM (88C+u)
I could do the job, theoretically, but almost none of my responses could be aired on network television or radio without extensive bleeping of the strings of words I would hurl at the assembly of utter retards in front of me after every question.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (oqH4h)
Yeah, I'm afraid I would lose my temper from all the stupid "questions" they ask...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 02:00 PM (vQrSy)
"That question was retarded. Buh-bye."
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 02:00 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (oqH4h)
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I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:01 PM (FZ29D)
People in a bunch of states are cash-and-carry purchasing suppressors on 4473's from ffl's and assembling short barreled rifles/shotguns with no NFA paperwork. 3d printers are also going brrrrr.
The legal situation is a giant clusterfuck of non enforced and unenforceable regs, now, with some states being a gray area with state law referencing the NFA registry.
There are reports some ATF offices are telling ffls they are good to go; others are saying they have no guidance yet.
Posted by: heya at August 13, 2026 02:02 PM (23NNO)
As much as I’d enjoy him as press secretary, he has ONE JOB. He takes it very seriously. We are better for it.
Posted by: Lizzy
I can think of someone else focused on immigration that does great press interviews and pisses the media and Lefties (but I repeat myself) off.
Tom Homan
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 02:02 PM (K9nu8)
The press doesn't take their job seriously, so why should we?
Posted by: Archimedes
Worthwhile suggestion. The press conference as it was intended is dead. It is performative art nowadays.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:02 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:01 PM
I would support you in this role x100.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (i9sDw)
' that's a retarded question. next'
' are you a retard or what?''
' all retards go to the back of the line. Who's next?'
' I'll take the question because it's only a little retarded. You must be the half tard of the bunch'
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (KC5Lt)
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Sometimes, we forget just how brain dead these people really are.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (X/q9i)
Posted by: 88C+u
Why not. The more ludicrous the better and anyone you can think of is better qualified than the rabid gerbils of the Washington Press corp.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 02:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I'm afraid I cannot support you unless you penalize them with a dunce cap too.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iABCo)
Nah, the chair on which the questioner sits would plunge onto a bed of coals underneath the floor. Either that, or the chair would electrocute him, leaving a heap of sizzling, smoking flesh for the others to contemplate.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (i9sDw)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I'm afraid I cannot support you unless you penalize them with a dunce cap too.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
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DONE! Plus a three-legged stool where they can sit and seethe with envy while someone else gets to ask a semi-intelligent question (about the best anyone could hope for...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: ace
I'll take the job.
"FU. Next question"
"No. I already answered that stupid question"
"Did your parents have any children that lived? What kind of asinine question is that?"
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (lrRtF)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Force them to eat a Carolina Reaper.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
Daily.
And ban the repeat offenders. Because fuck them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (2Cry5)
Your idea wouldn't work. The press corps wouldn't know if the crayons were for illustration or snack time.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg
Like Norm MacDonald, his intellect is so above the press corp IQ and that of the average TV viewer so the effect would be lost. Course the rest of us could enjoy the replays for memes and laughs.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at
Why can’t she just want to be a mama? She is very young. She married well. She is smart.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
David Spade's autobiography, Almost Interesting, is a fun , quick read.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:07 PM (KC5Lt)
I'm ready to put you ahead of YD. I'm fickle.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:07 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)
https://youtu.be/fNxvYX7zih8
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 02:07 PM (ExV1e)
I don't think it would be Matthew Boyle. It's been years and years since I talked to him, but when I met him, he had a anxious/nervous introvert's disposition and was not confident nor charismatic.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
good
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 02:07 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 02:08 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:08 PM (dIske)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
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DONE! Plus a three-legged stool where they can sit and seethe with envy while someone else gets to ask a semi-intelligent question (about the best anyone could hope for...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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You, sir, are a fine American and deserve the press sec. appointment. Might want to add a hickory stick while you are at it. Nice historical resonance.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)
I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I have a different concept: make them police themselves.
You do this with a new rule: the first overtly stupid question is the end of the press conference. This puts pressure on reporters to prevent stupid questions.
The reporters might do this by working out a seating arrangement, whether by vote or committee or whatever (it's up to them) that sets apart the Question Pool. Press Secretary picks from them. If you ask the stupid question that ends the conference, you get expelled for a week and someone else rotates in.
Something like that, needs finesse, but basically they police themselves and a stupid question from one gets a punishment for all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:09 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 02:09 PM (g47mK)
he almost got killed by his assistant!!!
honestly tho he's very sharp. he would rock it.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 02:10 PM (g47mK)
I'm ready to put you ahead of YD. I'm fickle.
Posted by: ...
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No love for sharks with friggin laser beams?
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
Your idea wouldn't work. The press corps wouldn't know if the crayons were for illustration or snack time.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)
We don't get it...
Posted by: USMC at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (AdHga)
The press doesn't take their job seriously, so why should we?
Posted by: Archimedes
Zombie Steven Stucker - Johnny from Airplane!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (lrRtF)
She was so great at shiving the aholes with words.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (/QHx4)
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I read this as "shaving the aholes" and was wondering what kind of AI videos of Leavitt you'd been watching
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)
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I also thought of a game-show style approach.
Contestants are called down to the front row at random. We show them a media clip and they have to bid on how many lies are found in the media clip. The closest bidder (without going over) gets to ask a question and survives to the next round. Losers get kicked out of the Press Room until the next day.
We could call it "The Press is Wrong!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: 88C+u
He'd have to be a Senator. However, he could be Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (DZ9Lv)
Lol
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (i9sDw)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)
We don't get it...
Posted by: USMC
I was waiting. 😂
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:12 PM (lrRtF)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
While you're bullshitting, during his recent interview, Rubio raised putting sharks in the Reflecting Pool.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:13 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 02:13 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:09 PM (XJ22o)
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They are all egotistical narcissists, so I'd expect a lot of them to ask stupid questions if only to sabotage the others.
But that's also a win!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:13 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
So you're saying Rubio hangs out here?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (lrRtF)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (i9sDw)
Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter
https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)
Thanks for that; it's hilarious.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (9ZFZd)
if he does, tell him he needs to give the no-sugar thing a bit more time before he starts destroying Paraguay
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
All their metal folding chairs are connected to an AED.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (lrRtF)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:09 PM (XJ22o)
https://youtu.be/gweuuwNU1Sw
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:17 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:
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Works for me. Except leftists might poison the sharks with malignant stupidity as it appears that it is now a thing for leftists women loons to get booster Covid vaxxes to show solidarity with that malignant gnome Fauci.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (lrRtF
No, worse. He watched Sharknado III
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 02:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 13, 2026 02:18 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: zigggggy at August 13, 2026 02:19 PM (EDeJ/)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:19 PM (ZdaMQ)
In Louisiana we would call going grocery shopping, 'going to make groceries today'
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:19 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
Don't think for a second that you'd be excused from providing content for Sunday nights
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 02:20 PM (S0M0K)
https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)
Harumph! More like August Derleth, I would say.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 02:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 02:20 PM (S0M0K)
Ooohhhh…wait a second here…we could review all the outfits I wore that week, why I chose them, who they are by….THE SHOES!
May I have the credit card back, please?
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
In Louisiana we would call going grocery shopping, 'going to make groceries today'
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:19
Do you know they are not called buggies in the north?
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Maybe Scott Jennings could be lured away from b*tch-slapping CNN hosts for the opportunity to b*tch-slap WaPo and NYT.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (qwLiq)
Posted by: Piper a
I always heard it as a cat can have kittens in the oven but that don't make em biscuits.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 02:25 PM (cnokD)
Maybe Scott Jennings could be lured away from b*tch-slapping CNN hosts for the opportunity to b*tch-slap WaPo and NYT.
Too nice. We need someone to convey utter contempt. In a perfect world, it would be Elon Musk. The presstitutes are scared s***less of him because they know his IQ is multiples of theirs.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)
Karoline Leavitt is great. Sorry to see her leaving.
The lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake liked her so much, she would often watch her press conferences from the day before after breakfast and before work.
She loved the way she handled the press.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Black Orchid
No, it's working as intended. He just needs to learn how to redirect that toxic masculinity towards the right targets...like Iran, Palestine, illegal immigrants, etc.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (iABCo)
I always heard it as a cat can have kittens in the oven but that don't make em biscuits.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (YZ0Fo)
I have never heard it that way! But my kid smooshed together butter my butt and call me a biscuit with the boot one and said “you can’t put your butt in the oven and call it a biscuit”. We should use that one.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (vTZFs)
Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter
https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)
Thanks for that; it's hilarious.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (9ZFZd)
The Free Trial by Franz Kafka looks promising...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 02:28 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
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That dog won't hunt!
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)
I'm sure he could just show up and ad lib an hour a couple of times a week but still that's a couple of hours not spent working on getting to Mars.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:28 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:28 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: Piper
The messed up smooshed together ones are always the best.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
You're making it seem like it's normal to call them buggies and odd to call them carts. Yet I've never once seen an online shopping site with "Add to Buggy" or "View Your Buggy".
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (S0M0K)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
Because those sites are built by software guys who use that word completely differently.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:30 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Jack Aubrey: ...but we shall know the pudding by its fruit.
Stephen Maturin: Might one also prove the tree by eating?
Jack Aubrey: What a fellow you are, Stephen. No one would eat a tree.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 02:30 PM (amcLV)
This morning, when I saw this, I posted on the 4 posts in my feed that I wondered who was paying F Book for all this coverage.
Suddenly... they disappeared...
What a Co Ink E Dink!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2026 02:34 PM (EiUt/)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (AdHga)
"No respect. No respect all, I tell ya. You know Jake, my wife asked if I liked your last story in the Post. I told her I didn't see but I'll ask the parrot what his butt thought of it."
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:36 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (OLnyK)
I hope someone can fill her place and do well.
She's a sweetie and I wish her well with her babies. They are the most important gift in life and I didn't work for almost 5yrs when we hatched ours.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: front toward enemy at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (TIizU)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (KFbdf)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (KFbdf)
He has the proper attitude, and would laugh off their stupidity
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (4KUe5)
Tyrus. He's pretty tight with Trump. They really like each other, and Tyrus would destroy the presstitutes. Physically. LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 13, 2026 02:58 PM (hmYU4)
Grossly Ugly SPLC AWFL Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Give Her a Pity Nazi-Bang Arrested for Money Laundering
Former SPLC official arrested as feds expand case over alleged $4M scheme involving extremist groupsShe's the White Fani Willis. I wonder who her Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., is.
Federal indictment alleges donor funds were secretly funneled to groups like the Ku Klux Klan
A former top Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) official was arrested on charges Wednesday as federal prosecutors unveiled sweeping new allegations that donated money was allegedly secretly funneled to extremists and used for activities including recruiting members, staging rallies and buying materials for Ku Klux Klan robes and cross burnings. Heidi Beirich, 59, of Palm Springs, California, was charged alongside the SPLC with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank. The second superseding indictment also charges Beirich with a conspiracy to commit concealed money laundering. Beirich was served with an arrest warrant Wednesday morning, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Alabama. Attorney General Todd Blanche confirmed the arrest during a news conference Wednesday in Washington, D.C., and said the federal investigation remains ongoing. "I think, as alleged in the indictment, this individual participated in the scheme as alleged," Blanche said. "I believe she was part of the effort to open bank accounts and complete fictitious companies names and make payments that to individuals for reasons that were not, that were not accurate as described."' FBI Director Kash Patel also weighed in on the news via X, writing that Beirich was at the "center" of the bureau's ongoing investigation. "As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their previously alleged criminal activity - where SPLC knowingly misled donors, who believed their money was being used to dismantle violent extremist organizations - when in fact, part of those donations were instead being used to pay senior leadership within those extremist groups," Patel wrote. The 26-page indictment obtained by Fox News Digital alleges the SPLC secretly funneled at least $4.1 million in tax-exempt donor funds between 2007 and 2023 through bank accounts supposedly belonging to businesses unaffiliated with the organization. Prosecutors allege the money paid "field sources" who were leading or affiliated with violent extremist organizations. Prosecutors allege donor money was used to attend and host extremist rallies, recruit members, grow and create extremist chapters, publish extremist literature and buy materials for KKK robes, hoods and cross burnings. The indictment also alleges two KKK members who wanted out of the movement were encouraged by the SPLC to remain and offered monthly payments and expenses. One of the most explosive allegations centers on a source identified as "F-9," whom prosecutors say infiltrated the neo-Nazi National Alliance and received more than $1.2 million from the SPLC during the period covered by the indictment. Prosecutors allege Beirich oversaw payments to F-9 while also having a romantic relationship with him, with the pair sharing a home and two bank accounts.
Between 2015 and 2021, approximately $140,000 in donor money flowed from the SPLC's operating account through a "Tech Writers" account and ultimately into joint bank accounts held by Beirich and F-9, prosecutors allege. The indictment says the money accounted for approximately 66% of all funds deposited into their joint accounts and alleges Beirich used donor money to pay the couple's personal living expenses.
FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash Following an FBI investigation with our DOJ partners: today we are announcing a superseding indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center's Director of Intelligence, Heidi Beirich. As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their previously alleged criminal activity - where SPLC knowingly misled donors, who believed their money was being used to dismantle violent extremist organizations - when in fact, part of those donations were instead being used to pay senior leadership within those extremist groups. According to the indictment and our investigation, Beirich played a primary role in this scheme. From at least 2007-2023, Beirich allegedly helped orchestrate this fraudulent activity worth approximately $4.2 million, conspiring with SPLC to defraud donors, obtaining money through these materially false and fraudulent pretenses and omissions to pay leadership of the very violent organizations SPLC claimed to oppose. Beirich was arrested today - charged with crimes including wire fraud conspiracy, conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank, and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering. This is an ongoing investigation. This FBI will find anyone who exploits the trust of the American people and our financial system.
Following an FBI investigation with our DOJ partners: today we are announcing a superseding indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Director of Intelligence, Heidi Beirich.
— FBI Director Kash Patel (@FBIDirectorKash) August 12, 2026
As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their…
"White supremacy is one of the worst things ever created by man" — Heidi Beirich, CFO SPLC
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 12, 2026
She just got arrested for funding the KKK pic.twitter.com/8wBuwt6csI
OMG This is just too damn good…
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) August 12, 2026
Heidi Beirich, CFO SPLC who was just arrested for secretly funding White Supremacy Nazi Groups complained a few years ago how fast these Nazi groups were exploding under Donald Trump
It was HER!!!! She did it!!!🤣
The absolute irony is when… https://t.co/jiHtIZFSSL pic.twitter.com/zjKxhlUswV
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Sea Captain at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (wXgT/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (edUvp)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (ptDe5)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (vQrSy)
Money funneled itself? Is that like when the MFM says a car drove into a crowd?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)
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Not gay? Isn't everyone gay there?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (c/v/O)
Hm, maybe this is one of those "the shame is part of the kink" scenarios?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (qm2GX)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)
$1.2M will change a lot of minds.
Not mine, but other people are made of sterner stuff.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Bulg
There's always the one guy in your friend group who would smash her.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (jjoN6)
And I've seen a lot of the SPLC babe the last few days.
Pants on.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)
1. I'm guessing that he didn't have that many options.
2. She was spending a lot of money for his benefit. He was in his soft phase. Drizzle drizzle.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Multiple Chins is a Human Right at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (hqQIL)
Oof. Shopping that poon should be a crime by itself. Call it the Penicide by Poon Statute.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (yv1Au)
Posted by: Diogenes
Perhaps you could black out the memory of what you did with her though.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (jjoN6)
... a black dude?
Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (9TspW)
Money funneled itself? Is that like when the MFM says a car drove into a crowd?
Posted by: Ian S.
Headline needs one more "K"?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Vesper Lynd at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (wXgT/)
He misunderstood the directions for the "bull rider". You're supposed to tell her you're not a Democrat *after* things are progressing nicely and then count how long you can hang on.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (yv1Au)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Inogame at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (/QHx4)
Again, Jocelyn Benson is in the middle of all this and hasn't been called out on it.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:29 PM (yv1Au)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)
She might have a beautiful baby friend that's ready to party.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (iABCo)
"It's telling that the US Government dismantled the Black Panthers but not the KKK."
Dear sweet child of the Indoctrination--you really don't even have a clue of what you don't know.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)
More cushion for the pushing
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (/QHx4
If I need a crane and earthmoving equipment, there's too much cushion.
Posted by: I'm just a little boy at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (hqQIL)
Jocelyn Elders would've told both parties to just masturbate.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Heidi "Snu Snu" Beirich at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Fi3zc)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: bonhomme
She might have a beautiful baby friend that's ready to party.
Posted by: ...
No wingman on earth.....
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Vengeance
I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (2Xqig)
They call her Vampire the Buffet Slayer
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (yv1Au)
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Say what?!
Director of Intelligence.... how Soviet of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (2Cry5)
Not even a self-respecting Nazi would want to hit that… throwing up in mouth
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (MaA4a)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (QB6+C)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: nckate
If we're paid enough, then... possibly. This case shows we're not all that different from girls
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (88C+u)
I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)
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If it wasn't for Colonel Parker, he would have died at 42.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)
But when his outré organization National Alliance was infiltrated by Beirich, he stated to the New York Post: "I knew it was that fat, ugly hog Heidi Beirich."
I'll give him max points for factual accuracy, if nothing else.
There's no better way to describe Beirich, than as a "fat, ugly hog." Both in body and spirit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (r7+Q7)
The woman looks like something out of The Hills Have Eyes
I don't think I could fix her
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: nckate
If we're paid enough, then... possibly. This case shows we're not all that different from girls"
Or penguins.
Posted by: Big Penguin at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (MWfyi)
First world problems.
Heidi laying on a long beach chair in a white bikini generously rubbing suntan lotion all over her pearly white skin as the midday sun beats down on her is some poor Saudi Arabian teenage boys fantasy.
To some, she's prime early 1980's Sears catalog bra section.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Closing Time at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (hqQIL)
Uncharacteristically, for you, this is a good point... or it would be if she weren't facing going to trial in Alabama.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (ExV1e)
Elvis at his heaviest could eat this chick for lunch and still have room for a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (mkw2N)
The truest statement ever made. Her legal name should be forcibly changed to "Fat Ugly Hog" by a judge.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah, but that guy had his dick in more women than anybody who will ever live.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (yv1Au)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (iABCo)
Someone noted earlier that this superseding indictment is a predicate for RICO.
So I'm sure this is just her ....
LOL, gonna be hilarious when they seize all the off-shore assets of the SPLC.
Say, why do they need to off-shore their assets?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Vengeance
A Navy guy I knew used to say, "Not a night dark enough or a bottle of Jack Daniels big enough."
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
The Factory put everything they had into this one!
Posted by: literally at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (VHUov)
Lotsa beach in Tattooine.
Posted by: Stateless, ma bookie; keel-ee calleya ku kah at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (88C+u)
Correction: Trump’s weaponized justice department arrests expert...
More accurate would be "Fascist American regime abducts expert on fascism and far right."
MAGA is seeking revenge on anyone who fought the KKK and other right-wing terrorist groups. They see the SPLC as part of a broader Jewish conspiracy to 'replace whites' and turn America Communist. That's why the right always calls the SPLC Communist.
Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?
What I'm reading is she's a hero...unless you have a stake in shutting down organizations that do this kind of work in order to promote white supremacy
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (t19vo)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (yv1Au)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
I was in the Navy and saw some of the women guys went home with... your guy is misremembering.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
Then tell me there's video.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (e37bH)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill"
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Multiple Chins is a Human Right at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (
Whatever you do, never order a Big Debbie's oatmeal cream pie.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (NeUY1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)
And Pete Townshend was just doing research.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
But you haven't seen her big surprise!
Posted by: two months at sea at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (yv1Au)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (MaA4a)
Heidi Birch: you're standing in my sun! I'm trying to get an all over tan!
Al: That's asking a lot of the sun.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill"
You're really gonna need to sweet talk this one into the Fun Van. Because you ain't lifting her.
Bitch will get stuck halfway down the well.
Posted by: I'm Hannibal Lector and I approved this message at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (hqQIL)
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No one was actually saying that.......
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Vengeance T
Tried? Tried?? There is no try, only do!
Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Not us.
-- Florence, Oregon Explosives Experts
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (WOnE5)
The sea was angry that day, my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (MaA4a)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I didn't realize the SPLC was a government..... but I guess I should have.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (MaA4a
Okay then.
We have an open challenge for Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (xWQZT)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (Otznn)
Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison
Who's the crazy fool that gave Roy a lightsaber?!?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
What if, instead, we got a bunch of dynamite...
Posted by: Florence, Oregon, 1970 at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (t19vo)
Posted by: Vengeance T
Were you there to witness it, or was she bragging about it all over school?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (J4Dwc)
When the whale (the marine one) vomits on you, you can sell it for good money.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
Heidi Beirich, CFO SPLC who was just arrested for secretly funding White Supremacy Nazi Groups complained a few years ago how fast these Nazi groups were exploding under Donald Trump
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It isn't just her or the SPLC doing this. It's a widespread pattern on the Left. Think of all the racial hoaxes and fake nooses. The GOPe agreeing to be lied about and demonized. The criminals turned loose to attack again.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Bulg
Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.
Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)
We have an open challenge for Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Stateless
I regret nothing!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, selflessly jumping on that fat bomb to protect the Horde at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (t19vo)
Posted by: Vengeance T
_________
She got elected DA in Fulton County.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: kitty queen at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (x0xqR)
Alice: Ralph, it's not that they liked you. They just wanted to sit in the shade.
Posted by: The Honeymooners at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)
The actress playing Harry Mudd's wife was much thinner, just the character was a total shrew.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (W90Ou)
With or without opening the package? Yes, it matters to my Kalshi position.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)
I'm not sure if that will hold but I want months of discussion from the FNM about how leftwing NGOs giving money to the white supremacists is a perfectly normal and legal thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
My best friend's mom was an ER nurse. The girl went to the hospital because, well, I guess one broke off.
So much for HIPPA and patient privacy. I think she moved to the Arctic after that.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (Otznn)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (t19vo)
Um. The SPLC is not a law enforcement organization, you worthless dildo magnet.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (AdHga)
Amateur.
Posted by: Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 13, 2026 12:46 PM (7FRd5)
Posted by: Paolo at August 13, 2026 12:46 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg
Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.
Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)
AKKSHUAALLLYYY. Back then, it was probably mostly carpeted. Not smooth.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (AdHga)
Also Chromium sucks diseased donkey taint that it failed to stop the attempt.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (+iL5S)
My question now is; where's the actual Director of the SPLC? Did the authorities ever find him/her/it?
This cow is one cog in the SPLC's vast wheel of "directors" who apparently are all in on the fraud, corruption and social injustice being foisted on the public.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (6ydKt)
J/k There’s no mention of it whatsoever.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (jjoN6)
MAGA is seeking revenge on anyone who fought the KKK and other right-wing terrorist groups. They see the SPLC as part of a broader Jewish conspiracy to 'replace whites' and turn America Communist. That's why the right always calls the SPLC Communist.
I am amused how the left bounces between "Replacement Theory is a racist myth" and "You crackers are a dying breed, all these new immigrants are going to destroy you if you don't embrace socialism now"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
So each guy had 38 seconds? Wonder if she's hiring...
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Bulg
Dude's waist was 42 too. So in fat years he was 84.
Posted by: Nothing But A Hound Dog at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (hqQIL)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (F4p3X)
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (9CU5T)
Posted by: Antique Yo Mama Jokes at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (g47mK)
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She wasn't arrested for that. She was arrested for using donor money for personal expenses, and using donor money to recruit and build the very "enemy" that her organization was allegedly working against. Its embezzlement. There are exactly *zero* laws that prohibit attempts to "infiltrate" an organization. But that's not what this Lizzo did.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (TN0g+)
But, set aside the transgressive and presumably grotesque sex acts involved in this hilarious pecadillo, at least for a moment.
If your group is going up against the National Alliance, and I, the Jew, find myself asking "who do I hate more? NA, or you? Nevermind, scratch that, it's definitely you," then you have severely fucked up your PR game.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Otznn)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM
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They all look the same with a sheet over their heads.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (mseD3)
Remember in the early 2020s when the left argued any violence at a BLM event/Floyd riot was caused by boogaloo boys trying to stoke fears of racialist violence?
Well, let's play a fun game here. Let's suppose it came out that Charlie Kirk had paid a bunch of Black Panther types to start fires and vandalize buildings under the claim he was investigating terrorist leftwing orgs. How long would the left let that survive as an idea before prosecuting him for paying for terrorists and boogaloo boys?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (xWQZT)
So much for HIPPA and patient privacy. I think she moved to the Arctic after that.
Posted by: Vengeance
Gotta use the natural-casing ones. Can't trust that extruded-collagen stuff to hold together.
Posted by: educated prevert at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (VHUov)
I guess founder Morris Dees feels better about being forced out of the SPLC now. He is distant from ground zero, out of the news, and presumably still has his money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (Otznn)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)
You actually believe he died?
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (S0M0K)
Posted by: Darth Randall
Basic geometry disagrees.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (VHUov)
So each guy had 38 seconds? Wonder if she's hiring...
Posted by: ...
Uh...three holes, two hands, a pair of feet...with a little creativity, she could multitask like one of those one-man bands.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, selflessly jumping on that fat bomb to protect the Horde at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Otznn)
Like having Don King in a headlock.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Clay at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (JT2CP)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (jjoN6
Someone here once pointed out that the left can ramp up the violence, get concessions and ramp it down again.
Conservatives have a binary choice given family, homes, jobs.
Peacefully resist, peacefully resist, peacefully resist.
Or kill them all.
I always remember that.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (XJ22o)
Well, let's play a fun game here. Let's suppose it came out that Charlie Kirk had paid a bunch of Black Panther types......
18-1
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Better game. Let's suppose it WAS boogaloo boys attacking blacks but only because the Left was putting them up to it and paying their wages.
Now what....?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (iABCo)
I guess founder Morris Dees feels better about being forced out of the SPLC now. He is distant from ground zero, out of the news, and presumably still has his money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
And the sweet memory of bopping Benson.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)
A lot of leftwing women end up with odd sexual fixations. They believe masculine white men are evil so then they get turned on by evil. Your average lefty then beds a series of superficially masculine losers who hit, choke, and treat them poorly.
Jabba here just cranked it to 11. Instead of bedding a dude bro with a few questionable tattoos and a meth habit she went straight to the uber fuhrer.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (MaA4a)
...Imma start a graft to scam KKK members by soliciting money to oppose the SPLC and then donor some of it to the SPLC to keep their operation going, Boo.
Now gimme some of that hot pointy mask love!
Posted by: Dr. REV. Heidi Beirich, esquirina at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (7FRd5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Sometimes the soul just shows through like that.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Chairborne!
Our tip of planting corn, beans and squash together, and fertilizing with fish scraps, didn't stop the white man's takeover at all!
Posted by: Native Americans at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (9CU5T)
Posted by: Doof
Well, maybe he did the Piper thing, where he died but still comes back every so often, in his case to work at that McDonald's in Kalamazoo.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
These are RICO predicates. Just sayin'
They have Heidi dead to rights, so she's facing serious jail time or she can talk to help build out the RICO charge network. A big board, lost of colored string.
Big RICO also coming out of Miami.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (dtajH)
Unfortunately for a weak-minded, mal-educated, distracted people this fucking works. This is why Democracy, IMO, is not working.
And yes, I know we're a Constitutional Republic...just bear with my short-hand description, please.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (F4p3X)
A pin-up girl compared to that SPLC manatee. That, and Harry Mudd's wife will shut up. The SPLC thing probably never does.
Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (9TspW)
Luigi Mangione expected to plead guilty to federal charges in assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO
NY Post article : https://tinyurl.com/4ykfsrdm
Posted by: Ann at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (SHHm+)
Remember during the early 90s when the primary protest group in America was pro-lifers? The left pulled out all the stops to criminalize that (with help from Mitch McConnell no less!)
And there is no question if the right broadly embraced political violence the Overton window would be far, far to the right of where it is now.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Uh oh. That's dangerous talk on this blog...
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: far cry at August 13, 2026 12:58 PM (X+NGn)
And that’s exactly what the manufacturers calculate and why everything is such shit quality now.
And this is part of the inflation number that doesn’t show up. Sure dishwashers are cheap compared to 20 years ago as are most appliances. But 20 years ago you bought one and it lasted 20 years. Now you have to buy them every 3 fucking years. Which makes them 600% more expensive relatively speaking.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 12:59 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: It's me donna
Renders it liable for private lawsuits plus charging her means that it is evidence for the IRS to pull their non profit status. That kills their money intake as rich leftists donors demand that tax deduction or will likely go elsewhere. Same as the collapse of Acorn and BLM.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (MaA4a)
Posted by: TV Times at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (JM9I6)
Or kill them all.
I always remember that.
Posted by: Stateless
Like the poem "The men who wanted to be left alone."
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
Listen to your economics major self. You really do know math!
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: far cry at August 13, 2026 12:58 PM (X+NGn)
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Shut up, that's just a rumor.
Posted by: The Tweed Peanut Butter and Nanner sammich cartel at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (3aLWR)
(Star Trek-The Original Series -Parody Music Video)
https://youtu.be/0-8WCwNp_oM
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (BI5O2)
The way these leftwing NGOs die is hilarious:
Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TV Times
I knew that.
She was much funnier as Gladys Kravitz than Sandra Gould.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)
(Star Trek-The Original Series -Parody Music Video)
We will apparently have lifelike humanoid robots long before we get starships...Thanks Japan...I guess.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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I guess this intrepid commenter didn't get down to the part where the KKK used the dough to EXPAND and CREATE NEW chapters.
That's not exactly my idea of infiltration and subversion.
It would be hilarious if the DOJ subpoenas KKK leadership and asks them if there was any understanding between them and SPLC as to where the dough would go. Because, you know, "Here, Mr. Wizard, take this big fat check" isn't the same as spending your money to set up double agents and send them on secret missions.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (kLvfY)
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She died. She apparently had cancer when she accepted the role and didn't tell anyone.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (EiUt/)
@KatieMiller
Aug 12
Marco Rubio is just not a diet guy:
“I tried keto once.
“It was a near-psychotic event for me. If I had been in this job while doing it, I would’ve been like, “Mr. President, we must bomb Paraguay.”
“And it’s like, why? I don’t know. I’m just really mad. I haven’t had any sugar.“
Note: Paraguay is reviewing if they can legally send SOS Rubio Pop-Tarts
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)
See she'd put the check down her pants and told me if I wanted the money I had better be good at fishing and have brought a nice tackle to use to catch a Heidi Fish.
Posted by: The poor KKK guy at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1
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The right, by and large, does not have a large population of ne'er do wells that can be activated as a mob by cash. The left creates them by the score.
The Jacksonian right, by and large has a binary switch between kill them all and avoidance of conflict.
Violence then is not calibrated like it is for leftists and indeed most of the world. Most of the world uses political violence to force others to do what they want without widescale destruction. The dominant strain on the right in the US is Jacksonian. Law abiding until it is not.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 01:04 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: burma shave at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: 18-1
Flying cars, sexbots, promises, promises.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (kLvfY)
Nice enough town...if you ignore the people living there
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Poor lady died of cancer.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (kLvfY)
Nice enough town...if you ignore the people living there
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Same can be said for most of the state. And NYS, CA.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (N39Ws)
The way these leftwing NGOs die is hilarious:
Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1
To the left, they care not about the organizations but the cause. So Acorn's peeps drifted to new organizations doing the same crap, BLM, ditto. What drives it is large pools of cash, often derived from local, state, and federal coffers plus foreign money and domestic traitors like Soros, Hoffman, etc.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:08 PM (rj6Yv)
They took us to one haunted mansion where I didn't see anything but I noticed there were two types of people working the place - college aged theater girls and middle aged gay guys.
The middle aged guys knew all the ghost stories the girls looked nice in their sorta goth get ups.
Note, I saw zero ghosts.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM
Nowadays his performance on that challenge would involve asking if this woman is Jewish.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ...
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Someone, probably not Trump, is going to have to cross the Rubicon in dealing with the treacherous left and Rinos, after Trump departs. DeSantis would probably I think, Rubio, at least this version might, I think Vance is possibly the weakest probability.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (MaA4a)
Posted by: zombie
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Read the Old Testament. The enemy is as old as human civilization.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
Why don't you just buy a good one?
(Miele or Bosch)
Yes, they are expensive but they will last and have damn few repairs.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (udaaY)
The Left wants you afraid to say things. Trump's success is he makes them afraid of what he will say.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)
Vance
DeSantis
Rubio
Vance doesn't owe the GOPers anything. DeSantis has worked with them, but as governor blazed his own non-Rhino path, and Rubio worked as a border line GOPer himself for years before getting the nod from Trump as SOS where he has been arguably the best SOS of all time
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (kLvfY)
Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
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Someone should make a sitcom around all three...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (FZ29D)
Her rendition of "I'm Tired" was a thing of horror, those afflicted by it said.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)
It’s just awful horrible that the SS took steps to avoid an assassination of the prez… sarc
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (MaA4a)
Posted by: Crusader
Carolyn Jones hid her cancer diagnosis so that she would still get hired. Madelyn Rhue did the same with her MS diagnosis.
Posted by: Memento Mori..... at August 13, 2026 01:13 PM (JM9I6)
You Support White Supremacy she yells while supporting actual White Supremacists....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 01:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)
Of all the animals who could claim to be Jewish, i think a hog is the hardest sell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)
Is that ... like ... a long time?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at August 13, 2026 01:15 PM (0sNs1)
Elder Abuse Training
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (kLvfY
Prevention or 'How to'?
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 01:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:16 PM (iABCo)
Per Tucker Carlson, @benshapiro was "created" by Israel.
"They" got him "into Harvard Law School" & made
@realDailyWire successful by getting the company a "deal with Facebook that no one got."
Tucker added that Shapiro's views are actually "the opinions of the people who prop up Ben Shapiro, who created Ben Shapiro. This is what they think."
While Tucker mostly avoided naming "they" — initially calling Shapiro an "employee... of larger interests" — he eventually let the mask slip.
At 2:35 of this clip, Tucker refers to "Ben Shapiro's employer's foreign policy."
https://tinyurl.com/yenv4phd
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I guess it was like Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)
At least Vance wasn't friends with Myer Lansky and perverts like Roy Cohn. People like that are beyond the pale, and must be rejected
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
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Tempting for the kill-shot to end all the fuss, but this kind of crap has been going on since before the American War for Independence. The Wets will be with us always. Washington had to put up with the Whiskey Rebellion, Andrew Jackson with the Nullification Crisis, something something in Kansas, Harper's Ferry, and the Big Something that started in 1860, (and Copperheads galore).
There's always Something going on.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (X/q9i)
Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1
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Didn't Acorn manage to dissolve into the eternal sea of grift, perhaps losing its ego but contributing untold droplets to the unchanging tides of theft and corruption?
I'd really like to see something like SPLC destroyed. Like its former employees have to downsize and get Uber and Doordash gigs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (XJ22o)
http://tiny.cc/b0k8101
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM
Have you alerted That Guy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (kLvfY)
Rumor has it the beat the hell out of the mold-maker too.
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (JfNq6)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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For me as well. We have about one year or so longer for the audition for Trump's successor so I am content to wait until it is necessary.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)
And they were smote as I recall. The New Testament is far more forgiving and I am struggling with that. Honestly.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (F4p3X)
Posted by: steevy
Everybody knows you should always sacrifice a president to save a journalist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)
They're talking about colored string! They're basically the Klan 2.0!!!
Posted by: SPLC spy watching AoS comments at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (K9nu8)
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM
Have you alerted That Guy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I AM That Guy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (XJ22o)
The justice department on Wednesday arrested a leading expert on far-right extremism, charging her with financial crimes as part of the government’s ongoing case against the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC).
-The Gaurdian
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (6iKlf)
Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours
She should give that former Cambridge
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (s9VOe)
A Hispanic (the Donks and Media will dub him a White Hispanic) and a gay dude. I'd trust Bessent as POTUS if anything happens to Rubio.
How would the Donks respond? AOC and Mayor Buttplug?
Bigger problem - how many in the Repub base would stay home rather than voting a for a gay dude?
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (JfNq6)
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Quite a bit of it grew back... (HT: Emo Philips)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Kindltot
Yes, but at least his knives were sharp.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (diia5)
Soooo...you're saying they were lost in time, like tears...in rain?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
Jesus did a lot of verbal smiting. And something about the money changers.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)
As a point to consider here, if you trace back 100 generations of her mother, her mother's mother and so on they collectively probably had sex with fewer men in their whole lives then she did in 12 hours.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: steevy
Everybody knows you should always sacrifice a president to save a journalist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)
The Secret Service is pledged to protect the President's life. Not journalist's lives.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (F4p3X)
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (5rh/l)
How many would stay home because he was a Soros henchman and one of the Banksters that broke the Pound?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM
Have you alerted That Guy?
That Guy is probably AOSHQ's most prolific commenter.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Here?
What it is ain't exactly clear.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Just shows to go ya, everyone has their price!
Posted by: The Million Dollar Man at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (amcLV)
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Rosa DeLauro is pretty old but as human civilization?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg
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And it wasn't even a good movie to sacrifice anyone's life over. Mostly forgotten now.
But you want to see some balls of steel, checkout the guys underneath an airburst nuke taking pictures and observing it from the ground at point zero.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (leKdc)
Posted by: Bulg
Sorry, Jesus...it's never enough for the base. Not even escalating to angrily worded letters!!!
Posted by: Trey Gowdy and other congressional GOPers at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
We forget that the past had very bright colors that were not always in the best of taste. So it goes for the mummy undead.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
You're getting her confused with me.
-- Taylor Lorenz
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (77rzZ)
That Guy is probably AOSHQ's most prolific commenter.
Posted by: Archimedes
True, but only since the Guy Who Shouts, En Fuego! went AWOL.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM
So say we all.
Posted by: Jim Acosta, Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter, and Anderson Cooper at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)
Who cares? Aside from you, I mean You're not running a white supremacist group, are you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (6iKlf)
The math indicates 1,113 premature ejaculators.
I know, no math...
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)
"Put it in me, you big ol' racist, you! Fill me with a bigoted baby or two! Wait, where are you going?"
"To get the bag of flour."
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Chairborne!.
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If you read between the lines, the NT is actually more horrifying for the evil doing nonbelievers. OT had them being smited with not much consideration of the afterlife. NT has them ALL damned for all time apparently after death.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
Absolute genius stuff.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 13, 2026 01:30 PM (GqAGy)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
Or anyone else they're assigned to protect.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
I know, no math...
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM
38 seconds is NOT premature!
Posted by: Speedy Gonzales at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (0sNs1)
"To get the bag of flour."
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (s9VOe)
"Make sure it's the WHITE flour baby!!!"
"I love it when you talk dirty to me."
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Max Factor at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: whig
Yes, I was thinking that, too.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)
Absolute genius stuff.
Posted by: Richard Cranium
Do yourself a favor and get Brave for Android. It doesn't work nearly as well for IoS due to underlying Webkit. But Brave is wizard for blocking scripting crap and adds on Linux and Android. Win 11, about half and half.
The price is updates every other day or so to block new adware malware twists for Brave.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg
Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.
Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)
Terri Garr, in her dancer days. Being a good Jewish girl, she turned him down.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (bj7t1)
The math indicates 1,113 premature ejaculators.
I know, no math...
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)
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I did some math.
1113/720 minutes.
Pass the brain bleach, please.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (wmzkx)
I care.
I want to know what every man on this blogs's price is, to fuck that fat ugly hog Heidi Beirich.
I couldn't do it. Married. But a single YD says "low eight figures. Maybe $15m."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (BI5O2)
Report: Kansas Democrat Nominee for Governor Cindy Holscher is getting massive backlash about her comment on Jesus Christ
She said: “I have no idea if Jesus was trans, gay, straight, etc.”
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I'm pretty sure he was straight because there's nothing in the Bible about him benefiting from DEI.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (iABCo)
Humus. Topsoil. Earth. Loam.
Is that dirty enough?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (F4p3X)
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)
https://shorturl.at/LCqUV
Posted by: zombie Marin Gaye at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (3sXRv)
1113/720 minutes.
Pass the brain bleach, please.
Posted by: mrp
The Democrats support your family whatever it looks like.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (/jglT)
1113/720 minutes.
Pass the brain bleach, please.
Posted by: mrp
Yep. Every 39 seconds.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 02:13 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (0/EbQ)
* SPLC'S HEIDI BEIRICH WAS ARRESTED FOR CREATING PHONY FRONT COMPANIES TO FUNNEL MONEY TO HER NAZI BOYFRIEND, JUST LIKE CONGRESS AND CIA WITH THIER BOYFRIEND ZELENSKY
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (Jt/R9)
The Morning Rant: When Capital Is Mobile, Socialism Will Fail
[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (O5BzH)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (VkY89)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (N1tpc)
Sounds like a recipe for WAR? no?
There is Profit, yes, but only at a distance.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (Ooz63)
The send out locusts to colonize the urban centers of other states who then capture the levers of government and create another hellhole on earth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (O5BzH)
The send out locusts to colonize the urban centers of other states who then capture the levers of government and create another hellhole on earth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Misery likes company.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (E4rtv)
Eh. Last time that was tried, millions and millions died.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (VkY89)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (E4rtv)
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I don't think misery likes anything.
It *hates* happiness and prosperity. It's fueled by envy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (FZ29D)
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So much dignity under Marxism!
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (XMAAx)
For example, Detroit has LOTS of empty buildings. If its leaders were smart, they'd be reaching out to NY businesses and its Jewish community to take advantage of cheap rent, less insane policies and an existing Jewish community.
I'm going to bet that Detroit doesn't have leaders smart enough for that. Like most other big cities in the US.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (N1tpc)
Except they didn't do socialism right.
Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (3ZBdr)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (ddn0m)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (jjoN6)
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Go for it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (FZ29D)
Eh. Last time that was tried, millions and millions died.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (u82oZ)
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Wrong. The vast majority of European countries are basically national-socialist.
It works reasonably well, until it doesn't.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (XMAAx)
Other blue states are contemplating similar.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
This happens in many countries.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (O5BzH)
Except they didn't do socialism right.
NOW WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO DO SOCIALISM RIGHT.
Posted by: COLOSSUS at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (sGtp+)
So, the people with lots of wealth are certainly going to react to attempts to take some if it by using some of it to keep the rest.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (S6tOh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (2YhKe)
It *hates* happiness and prosperity. It's fueled by envy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Socialism is nothing more than institutionalized envy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (ddn0m)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (ctP9t)
I'm going to bet that Detroit doesn't have leaders smart enough for that. Like most other big cities in the US.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (N1tpc)
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Uh, doesn't Detroit have a large Muslim population?
I can't see them being on board with this at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (2YhKe)
There's an old joke that the reason divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (jjoN6)
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... Califzuela is not far behind, comrades!
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (ASeFW)
Posted by: Statues of Limitations at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (JM9I6)
The send out locusts to colonize the urban centers of other states who then capture the levers of government and create another hellhole on earth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Actually, it is the Brennen Undead who do this, who pit Man against other men until we exist no more, because it makes 'their' job easier
-- people professing their inner secrets to their sponsored/AI
-- Orwell's panopticon isn't on the wall, it is in your and and pocket more addicitve than heroin, and more valuable to them than your own existance
LET's GO BRANDON!
TAKE A CHANCE FREE THE WORLD.
INDICT/EXPOSE BRENNAN and let his compromatee's pay for the canoe.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (bfddz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:09 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 11:09 AM (aJQbY)
Fascism is the system in which the government makes all decisions it cares to make. If the government cares to make the decision of what you can say on line, it does.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:09 AM (XMAAx)
Except they didn't do socialism right.
NOW WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO DO SOCIALISM RIGHT.
Posted by: COLOSSUS
DSA: Build Borg Better.
One Mind. One Purpose. One Goal.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (bfddz)
Posted by: Snake Plissken at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (1z8ji)
Has anyone tested that in court? I assume that the courts would permit it since it's blue areas doing it but it sure seems sus.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (ExV1e)
Not sure if there is any real chance of that, but I'd favor it. My little farm is not mobile, so that would be the only way for me to escape Illinois. (unless I decided to cash out with prices high, and buy a few acres in Eastern Tennessee hills ... milder winter weather, but still not beastly hot in summer.)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Papieren, Bitte! at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (JM9I6)
Other blue states are contemplating similar.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I would love to see a futures market calculating pricing on what is the appropriate cost to escape certain regions.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (ddn0m)
Posted by: Sponge
Erin Moran's dimples. Damn. They did things to young Bulg.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (77rzZ)
You will be smarter for watching.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (bX16E)
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (nECtM)
It *hates* happiness and prosperity. It's fueled by envy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Germans have a term for it, schadenfreude. Ahem, "the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of the troubles, failures, pain, suffering, or humiliation of another."
Miserable people want others to be as miserable as they are because they suck. Not exclusively leftist but all ideological leftists (other than the psychopathic leftist leaders) are miserable because they have substituted government for Christ.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (2YhKe)
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Of course that's rhetorical.
Oppressor vs. Oppressed ... with Government The Ultimate Oppressor!
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (ASeFW)
Which is why we have to impose it everywhere, MAGAts!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)
Don't want to pay it? Move to Jersey orOklahoma.
Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (Vy4tY)
Both states have an income tax. The number of billionaires leaving NYC for no income tax states, like Florida and Texas are increasing, bigly.
You're f*cking stupid. Stop swallowing jizz, fag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (2YhKe)
Students come by the hundreds of thousands. The Chinese all of a sudden in last 20 years feel bad and let there citizens out?
Something doesn't add up.
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (ctP9t)
I can't see them being on board with this at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (FZ29D)
Detroit doesn't. Surrounding communities, yes.
Interestingly, Detroit imported a LOT of Iraqi Arabs in the 70s. Mostly Christians who live in the northern suburbs. The Muslim Arabs came more recently and took over Dearborn which is one of the southern suburbs.
The northern, Christian, Arabs are on good terms with the local Jewish community, which is also in the northern suburbs.
There's a lot of people in the area who've already escaped musselmen occupation and won't be too pleased to live under it again.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:14 AM (N1tpc)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:14 AM (KC5Lt)
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In free markets, you *have* property. Property implies control.
Thus decision-making is distributed. The more you allow a private individual to control--as long as it doesn't adversely affect other self-determination, the more distributed decision-making is outside the government.
This is why free economies should not die.
Marx supposedly wanted to restore to man his "dignity", but as long as there is a state, they decide what is enough "dignity" for you.
Cliff notes: This is NOT dignity.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (XMAAx)
Posted by: Sponge
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Three men who died recently are brought before the throne of God and told that they may each have one wish.
The Briton asks for an end to war.
The American asks for an end to hunger.
The Russian smiles slyly and says, “In my village, I have a neighbor who has a cow. I do not have a cow. I wish that my neighbor’s cow shall sicken and die.”
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: schadenboner at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (2YhKe)
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Witness Cleveland chasing John D. Rockefeller out. Dumb ass local politicos thought themselves so clever passing a "millionaire tax", aimed at him, and he left.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (nECtM)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (2ap+5)
(excuse me Sir, here is your Starbucks Venti Mocha Frappuccino)
Onward for the revolution!
Posted by: Zohran Mamdani, Idiot Mayor at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (e2lsi)
Posted by: Bulg
May I suggest a 1979 made for TV movie "Twirl". Stars Erin and Lisa Whelchel and yes, it's about twirlers. It's much better than it sounds. I was surprised. On Youtube last I looked.
Posted by: Wielding My Baton at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (JM9I6)
Let's see how NYC funds their dream utopia then.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (bX16E)
It *hates* happiness and prosperity. It's fueled by envy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Socialism is nothing more than institutionalized envy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
LIBS hate the man who has a dollar more than them, because they believe that dollar belongs to them.
The reality is, they are nothing more than the deluded fools and useful idiots of the Esptein class who fund their follies, and the counter-activists, because it is entertaining; they laugh behind closed doors, up down left right, all are their playthings.
What could possibly go wrong?
What FOOLS these Mortals Be?
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-irlTheBRENNANcameo
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (eU+M+)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 11:17 AM (udaaY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Liberals want slaves.
Joke's on them. Slaves worked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:17 AM (u82oZ)
The USSR had internal passports as well, so people could not travel from city to city in Russia without written authorization. I can see the socialists here embracing that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Social credit scores and new vaccination cards.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (Cqx++)
Cliff notes: This is NOT dignity.
Posted by: Axeman
Marx being the degenerate he was failed to reckon Locke's property included the person's life. As did Rousseau, thus they are free to murder enemies of state (taking the most valuable property of all--a life).
Protection of property is designed to protect someone's life as even depriving someone of the wherewithal to sustain their own life is no less than killing them.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Liberals want slaves.
Joke's on them. Slaves worked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:17 AM (u82oZ)
Most of the liberals don't realize that THEY will be the slaves.
The commies knew them to be "useful idiots".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (N1tpc)
Go to King Arthur Baking and look for Pesto Swirls. That's where she got the recipe from.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (jjoN6)
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Imagine that, going where you're wanted. Take note Madmani.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:19 AM (UpmsQ)
This taxing the rich is more Animal Farm.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:19 AM (KC5Lt)
Go to King Arthur Baking and look for Pesto Swirls. That's where she got the recipe from.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (jjoN6)
(I think it's "ellipsis")
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:19 AM (N1tpc)
Posted by: schadenboner
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As I said, it is not exclusive to the left but all ideological leftists not on the top of the slippery mountain peak of power are in fact miserable because like Stan, they rejected the true Lord and substituted a man made fake god of government (and idiocies derived from that like The People).
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:21 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: ...
It will work THIS time because we're the ones the world is waiting for!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (Sco7b)
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States can't go bankrupt under present law. Kind of wild to imagine what will happen to state taxes when it's time to pay the piper in New York and all the rich people have bailed, and no longer paying personal income taxes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (UpmsQ)
Joke's on them. Slaves worked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Eh, Elois and Morlocks. Bye the Bye, ye shall have pie in the sky.
Utopians have a religious belief in "Progress" instead of Providence.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ...
You're very welcome. Let me know how they turn out.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Oglebay
Westerville (and the school system) also went to hell after the Somalis invaded. Dear Wife was Executive Director in the system and spent all her time trying to unfuck the situation. As you know, there are 'disturbances' at Polaris Mall and Easton Mall routinely which, for the uninitiated, were the upscale shopping centers (read this as - not in the shithole part of town).
We got the hell out.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (udaaY)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (jjoN6)
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And a dollar less. And any dollar. And no dollar.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (k/3Bw)
Posted by: schadenboner
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The difference is that's a counter punch. Otherwise if they didn't try to force crap down our mouth the Right is mostly live and let be.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Illinois went through this--they issue script to vendors of the state that are simply IOUs.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (1z8ji)
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Especially since the city council members require personal payoffs before allowing developers to build new apartments.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (UpmsQ)
Included investments, business partnerships, contracts, and even international trading.
Even a black market to avoid the taxes and tolls of government.
No one "invented" capitalism--it's always been the default of mankind.
What was invented--and will always fail--is the bastard children of marxism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I am already for have dot on forehead with imbedded QR code which I am for updating on the daily
Further requirement is for only bigotry
Posted by: H1b Miklos Patel at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: ...
"You have a dollar. This person does not. THAT'S NOT FAIR so we're going to take it away from you and give it to him."
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (jjoN6)
Those were created by Karl Marx.
Market is better
Posted by: Miklos, actual Karl Marx University alumnus at August 13, 2026 11:26 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:26 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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The lure of free shit is how people sell themselves into slavery. At least the Roman law was honest about it.
TANSTAAFL should be tattoed on every school kid's arms. There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch--R. Heinlein.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:27 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)
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A finger in the dyke, temporarily holding off the flood waters. But then vendors stop playing along, and slowly then suddenly, the flailing would begin.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:27 AM (UpmsQ)
Posted by: NR Pax
Oh, I think we know how...
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:27 AM (KC5Lt)
My concern is movement through the states like locusts. I *itch all the time about the NY mass movement to PA during C19. Well, it continues & grows. (There is NO street or parking lot without an abundance of NY license plates.) And now, after Wolf, Gov. Shapiro.
Old, I remember some of the Vietnam War. The idea that communism grows and must be stopped in Southeast Asia was known as the domino theory, the belief a primary reason the United States entered the Vietnam War. But while neighboring nations, Laos and Cambodia, also fell to communist governments, the wider global domino effect did not happen as predicted.
However, Vietnam did not abandon socialism because capitalism became mobile; rather, in 1986, the ruling Communist Party deliberately introduced market reforms known Renewal to rescue a collapsing command economy.
Rather than failing, the state retained a monopoly on political power and control over key economic sectors, creating a "socialist-oriented market economy" that, reportedly, dramatically reduced poverty.
If true, it's that brand of socialism I fear might consume the US, especially to support greed & the influx of undocumented since +/-2006.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (ddn0m)
Man is partly good (conscience), but we are inherently corrupt. Begging to be ruled by the corrupt is exactly as it sounds.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (ctP9t)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (UpmsQ)
Good to know. I had to do research.
States just default on bonds but it hasn't happened since Arkansas in 1933. But still, I think bondholders will just expect some sort of bailout.
If it's made clear that the US government will NEVER bail them out, then maybe funding would dry up.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (Sco7b)
And not just a bunch of stupid words to justify his avarice and sloth.
But then avarice and sloth are human nature.
And very enticing to the college educated with no further marketable skills.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (3cUTc)
I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part. Is it rude of me to speculate how she got passing grades at her alma mater?
Posted by: NR Pax
Don't they have "elections" in North Korea?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: whig
Cali tried that too, but it was shot down by the Comptroller of the Currency as being an effective issuance of currency, because they were tradeable.
Posted by: Miklos recalls that at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
White people move out: White flight.
White people move in: Gentrification.
They will never be happy until all white people are dead and even then, that happiness will last about three seconds and they'll find a new group to attack.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:30 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Not only that but they cured obesity in 99.8% of the population.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:30 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (ddn0m)
YEP YEP YEP
Posted by: POP UPS at August 13, 2026 11:31 AM (mxGIP)
Man is partly good (conscience), but we are inherently corrupt. Begging to be ruled by the corrupt is exactly as it sounds.
Posted by: ...
I think it was Robert Conquest who said "Every advocate of central planning sees himself as the central planner."
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NR Pax
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All just restatements of the Levelers, the radical city Anabaptists in Germany in the Reformation, and demented musing of Rousseau and Marx.
Democracy is to them another name for Dictatorship of the Proletariat. Soviet Union had elections too for the Supreme Soviet, which in turn ratified everything that the Politburo wanted. Courts as well with a generous bill of rights, which were in turn whatever 'justice' corresponded with what the Politburo wanted in a particular case.
So in their case, "Democracy" is a euphemism of an oligarchic state run by insiders like her with the sole purpose of the electorate ratifying the decisions of the oligarchy. And in fact misapplied to the US and its Founding. It is a republic (as was the Soviet Union in theory) and voters cannot ratify decisions of insiders to violate the very Constitution that their power is based upon.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)
I like stealing their terms and making it our own.
Americans do that best. Yankee Doodle Dandy was supposed to insult tus. It became a beloved song. Redneck is a proud moniker. Gringo is a name of an American Mexican restaurant chain. Etc etc .
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (u82oZ)
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So the difference is a word.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
Where? Where are you?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: little people at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Go to browser security settings and shut off webscripts aka Javascript, etc.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:30 AM
USGS agrees with you that it's a 4.0
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 13, 2026 11:33 AM (S6tOh)
Posted by: Oglebay
I was there until 2008. The hilltop area was getting pretty scary. I remember going to one nearly abandoned mall there at the time. I was worried about my car the entire time.
I was close to Hilliard. The Meijer's and Big Bear stores were really nice. It was a nice area back then.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:34 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: AOC, America's Orifice at August 13, 2026 11:34 AM (qUkBO)
Why does Starbucks over-roast it's coffee?
Now you know.....the rest of the story
Posted by: Miklos in best Paul Harvey voice at August 13, 2026 11:35 AM (XOG/m)
For some, that doesn't always work out so well
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees at August 13, 2026 11:35 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 11:36 AM (ctP9t)
If it's made clear that the US government will NEVER bail them out, then maybe funding would dry up.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (Sco7b)
Easy solution for bond defaults: bondholders get paid off by being given title to State land and/or buildings, at prevailing market rates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:36 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:37 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees
Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at August 13, 2026 11:37 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Miklos
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I don't think Illinois made theirs tradeable to others. Eventually Illinois borrowed enough and increased taxes enough to drop the practice for now.
Cut enough federal fraud though, I suspect a number of blue states are going to go into a fiscal death spiral. They have been using fraud in Medicaid and other fed programs to pay the "Pauls" in their states by robbing 'Peter'--the federal government. They can do this in Medicaid from putting up illusory 'matches' by taxing medical procedures then billing the fedgov for their share of the match. Other fiscal tricks on grants, etc.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg
who plans whom
Posted by: Miklos paraphrases Lenin at August 13, 2026 11:38 AM (XOG/m)
San Francisco
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
Ah, I imagine San Franciscans (and Californians in general) are very adept at gauging the magnitude of earthquakes.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:39 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees
Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at August 13, 2026 11:37 AM (JM9I6)
Uh I don't think those were intentionally trying to insult Americans and..... ah screw it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:39 AM (KC5Lt)
Renting a U-Haul in CA to bug out is expensive, but it's because of demand, mostly. But the state could implement legal hurdles too, if it wanted. Or tack on a disconnect fee for utilities that's unreasonable. Stop refunding deposits or money spent on something that you no longer need in the state you're moving to.
There's no end to lengths they'll go to make it hard for you to bug out.
A year after transferring a vehicle from CA to WV I was still getting nasty letters telling me my registration was expired and they were going to repossess the truck. It was paid for. And in another state. Registered and titled there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)
There is a point at which we leave each field to find a new one. That point never changes.
Posted by: Locusts at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (TmQh+)
During the initial rollout of Renewal in the late 1980s and 1990s, the immediate casualties of dismantling the old socialist safety net were the working class and rural poor.
(The wealth had quickly concentrated in industrial hubs like Ho Chi Minh City and Hanoi.)
Under strict socialism, the state provided basic healthcare, education, and food rations.
To transition to a market economy, the government instituted user fees for hospitals & schools. Poor families suddenly could not afford medical treatments, whereas the emerging elite could buy high-quality private care.
The rising middle class bears the heaviest structural tax burden; the ultra-wealthy found loopholes to retain their capital, and the poor initially bore the brunt of slashed state services before broader growth lifted them up.
Who still paid/pays the financial burden? Middle class. Who paid the initial systemic price? Poor.
SSDD
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (NFX2v)
Why does Starbucks over-roast it's coffee?
Now you know.....the rest of the story
Posted by: Miklos in best Paul Harvey voice
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All I want is some ordinary joe. SBUX is not only awful but hideously overpriced.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (iABCo)
Why does Starbucks over-roast it's coffee?
Now you know.....the rest of the story
Posted by: Miklos in best Paul Harvey voice at August 13, 2026 11:35 AM (XOG/m)
I was given a big sack of Vietnamese coffee by the Vietnamese wife of a long-time friend. It was excellent coffee. She brought back something like 50 kilos of it on her last visit to VN.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Uncle Ben
I done got retired myself, you handsome man
txt me
Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 13, 2026 11:41 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Skip
Democrats have no interest in a 'democracy' but instead use 'votes' as ratifying what Democrats have done and will do. The actual existence of a voter is irrelevant just like it was in Venezuela. What matters is the veneer of approval just like the Supreme Soviet voting to approve whatever the Politburo did.
And that is how you get a communistic dictatorship of the proletariat disguised which is simply a rehash of a warped aristocracy that treated peasants as property of the lords over them. To do with as they wished. Kings were actually brought about being given 'divine right to rule' in order to crush the rapacious nobility that had every interest in keeping their form of forced labor. And Kings in turn became decadent and evil because absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)
youtube.com/watch?v=iW3VtonN7W4
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:42 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees
Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben
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Join the club fellows.
Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bulg
Once you're in a significant quake (5.7 in '87 and 6.9 in '89), anything above a 4 is a rush because you know what to anticipate. For an instant, you wonder.... Quakes can be surprisingly loud.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM (DZ9Lv)
Hey, I'm still around!
Posted by: The Quaker Oats Guy at August 13, 2026 11:44 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Uncle Ben
I done got retired myself, you handsome man
txt me
Posted by: Aunt Jemima
Call me.
Posted by: Land O' Lakes Chick at August 13, 2026 11:44 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees
Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben
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Join the club fellows.
Posted by: Aunt Jemima
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[weeps softly]
Posted by: Land O'Lakes Indian Maiden at August 13, 2026 11:44 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The quality stuff is maybe 5%. So good for you! If she is getting it on the private, there you go.
The 95% is a combination of climate, microclimates, soil, altitude, and communism.
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Uncle Ben
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Join the club fellows.
Posted by: Aunt Jemima
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Land O'Lakes Indian Girl at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM
When we were stationed on Adak island in Alaska earth quakes were a weekly and sometimes a daily occurrence. I do remember one that sounded as if a train was going right by our front door. It was loud.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Uncle Ben
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Join the club fellows.
Posted by: Aunt Jemima
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Land O'Lakes Indian Girl
This place. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 11:46 AM (lrRtF)
This is only a test.
If this was a real comment, your bank accounts would be engorged with wealth.
But this is only a test.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:46 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:46 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Mama Celeste at August 13, 2026 11:47 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bond holders get nothing. They were happy enough to give out loans to deadbeats and in return get sweet higher than average interest payments until they stopped. Same reason why I had no sympathy for those that kept buying Argentinian bonds for decades at nosebleed interest rates which inevitably resulted in default. Instead, the bondholders should be able to pursue the wealth of all the politicians and their corrupt cronies that issued the debt in lawsuits. That way the real culprits are punished.
You want to break the cycle, then the incentive for bondholders is not to lend to deadbeats--if they do, they will have to take the high interest they demand as sufficient return. The incentive for the deadbeat is they don't get any money except at nosebleed interest which takes away their cash to operate to buy votes and steal wealth for themselves. The incentive for the politicians is to avoid themselves losing their generational wealth from a state going insolvent.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:46 AM (NFX2v)
We have 50 experiments going on right now. Benefits of a Republic instead of a Democracy.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (KC5Lt)
My NYS county has asked the state legislature to allow it to apply a high earner surcharge. I wouldn't be surprised to see the next legislature allow it. There are some wealthy people in this county , one of the Facebook founders and his husband live north of Woodstock. Buffett's kid lives here as do various celebs. They are all leftists, the Facebook hubby was a Dem congressional candidate a few years back, so this is a target rich environment. It won't stop at the rich however
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Land O' Lakes Chick
That chick and a stick or two of butter
We could have a Fine Time
Posted by: Miklos wanna get all Indigenous on that girl at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (XOG/m)
The Loma Prieta quake collapsed the upper deck of I-880 onto the lower deck. Afterwards, locals started referring to that stretch of interstate as I-440.
Dark humor...
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (XvL8K)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8umxfc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Chef Boyardee at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (O5BzH)
Dems would like you to think that 'Democratic' and 'democratic' are the same thing. They are not. As newly-single AOC knows- it's all about the "D".
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (04KGT)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)
I asked Gemini to give me a list of the most remote Swiss villages by distance to the nearest Swiss city, while still having high-speed internet, supermarkets, schools, and restaurants. It spit out the three most remote, which are all out in the Alps near Chur.
The distances from each village to Chur are:
Andeer: 37 kilometers (approx. 30 minutes driving or 43 minutes via direct bus)
Splügen: 51 kilometers (approx. 39 minutes driving or 58 minutes via hourly bus)
Scuol: 118 kilometers (approx. 1 hour and 45 minutes driving or 2 hours via regional train)
Yeah I was right, that redditor from the last thread lives in a suburb of some Swiss city and he acts like he's out in the hollers of West Virginia. These people are wildly delusional, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: ...
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Fresh evidence of Democrat (and perhaps GOPe) voter fraud is always useful so it disarms the argument that 2020 was so long ago.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:50 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Swiss Miss at August 13, 2026 11:51 AM (JM9I6)
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Municipal bonds pay low interest, because income is tax free.
The Federal Income Tax rules effectively subsidize spendthrift cities.
Posted by: Miklos is neither a deadbeat lender nor borrower at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Hotel California at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (hqQIL)
Posted by: The Quaker Oats Guy
I passed away decades ago.
Posted by: Mama Celeste
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I managed to hold on until 2020.
Posted by: Cream of Wheat Chef at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
I was on a bus when Loma Prieta hit. The bus suddenly pulled to the side and I looked around.
Thought one as I looked at a car bouncing up and down: "Damn. They're going at it pretty hard.
Thought two as I looked around: "If they're going at it hard enough to shake the neighborhood, does she have a sister? Oh right. Earthquake.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:53 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:36 AM (1z8ji)
Bondholders get paid off by being given title to the elected officials who caused the problem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 11:53 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: kitty queen at August 13, 2026 11:53 AM (eMUgY)
I'm still around. Make me yodel, Big Boy!
Posted by: Swiss Miss at August 13, 2026 11:51 AM (JM9I6)
________
Hussy!
Posted by: St. Pauli Girl at August 13, 2026 11:54 AM (O0L8i)
Rastus (Cream of Wheat)
Frito Bandito
Eskimo Pie
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (XvL8K)
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That last guy was delicious.
Posted by: Klondike Bar Polar Bear at August 13, 2026 11:54 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM (DZ9Lv)
Loud? No shit! Especially if one works at a factory that manufactures Christmas bells.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew8)
We don't hear about rural connectivity any more. Was it solved by the government or Elon Musk?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (O0L8i)
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lolz
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 11:55 AM (oqH4h)
The Federal Income Tax rules effectively subsidize spendthrift cities.
Posted by: Miklos
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Blame Scotus--see McCulloch v. Maryland 1816. Marshall's opinion rested in part on the power to tax is the power to destroy. If you did in fact have federalism, then the states could not tax the federal government or its 'corporations' lest that meant that the states could destroy the federal government that way. But the converse was true too, the federal government could not tax the states and their policy instruments lest they be able to destroy the other sovereign governments of the states.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:55 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The Original Allstate "Mayhem" Guy at August 13, 2026 11:55 AM (04KGT)
That was wild.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (J4Dwc)
I was in an office building in Sunnyvale. A co-worker and I moved to the doorway and watched a 300 pound printer walk itself halfway across the room.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Miklos is neither a deadbeat lender nor borrower at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (XOG/m)
Excellent point, but I am going to take advantage of it for as long as I can!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (l4RKn)
But after boot camp it was off to Monterey, and I fell in love with California.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Heh. I like that even better than my paltry suggestion. Bondholders would be left with owning a bunch of untalented and ugly assholes as a booby prize for stupid lending.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (WOnE5)
Posted by: The Quaker Oats Guy
I passed away decades ago.
Posted by: Mama Celeste
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I managed to hold on until 2020.
Posted by: Cream of Wheat Chef
You all laughed at me. Laughed!
But I have my revenge
I'm still here, you fucking bastards
Posted by: Little Debbie at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Hadrian
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I believe that BPL (Broadband over Power line) has been a predictable failure. After ~$60 Billion in grants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 11:57 AM (XeU6L)
I was on a ship offshore of San Francisco during the Loma Prieta quake.
We saw all the TV coverage. The Nimitz Freeway got a 5 second clip. Knew there were a lot of dead there. Came in thinking about what to do for martial law. Using the 30 power big eyes, evidence of damage was light.
My car on the pier was halfway between the Nimitz Freeway and the failed part of the Bay Bridge. Cracks in the pier pavement.
Got a story about the fires if wanted.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:58 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)
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Ft. Ord?
Posted by: Klondike Bar Polar Bear at August 13, 2026 11:58 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Not sure that those who got the money think of it as a failure. That is one of the problems with federal spending.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)
I still love California, I just hate Californians.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)
I'm still here, you fucking bastards
Posted by: Little Debbie at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (XOG/m
Yes and in every ride on cart customers basket in Walmart !
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (vQrSy)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (amcLV)
I'm still here, you fucking bastards
Posted by: Little Debbie at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (XOG/m)
__________
And we love you.
Posted by: Pedo Democrats at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Little Debbie
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Hmm. 'The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest' just came to mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (XeU6L)
So the states going more and more socialist will see their richer people move
The one exception to this are those who are politically connected where paying 10% in taxes might not matter because most of their income comes from laundered tax payer money anyway - so sure they lose 10% off the top but they make way more since government will give them more.
Amusingly in this regard they are more like the dependent class then the wealthy members of the productive class
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (sKqQm)
One thing. For the next two days, everyone was a polite driver. It did take a month for the "Did the Earth move for you" tales to go away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 12:01 PM (XeU6L)
Her Majesty spends an inordinate amount of time leaving on a trip. Not taking a trip, just leaving.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 12:01 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)
Yup. Most beautiful state in the country...populated by 40,000,000 retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (l4RKn)
My broadband is increasingly unreliable. I have a tower 10 miles away.
Looking at StarLink.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I can waste money for less
Posted by: Aspiring federal Grantee and rapper Miklos, turnin' his income around at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Swiss Miss at August 13, 2026 11:51 AM (JM9I6)
I'll bring the meat.
-- Big Boy, Burger Guy
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (l4RKn)
Ahem...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:03 PM (vQrSy)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)
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What language did they learn you?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 12:04 PM (amcLV)
There must be 15 million exceptions to CBD's comment. You are one of those exceptional people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 12:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 12:04 PM (u82oZ)
There are a few of us...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (vQrSy)
Posted by: Aspiring federal Grantee and rapper Miklos
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I can write the grant applications, it will require a modest commission.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklosov, Ancient Slavonaut Theorist at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)
What does Wendy Thomas think of that suggestion?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (iABCo)
Head on a swivel....
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (iABCo)
Always.....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:07 PM (vQrSy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
Not in the budget this cycle
Posted by: Bean Counters of Wasted days and wasted nights (Freddy Fender) at August 13, 2026 12:08 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 12:04 PM (u82oZ)
Cathy Ireland, too.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (iABCo)
I had more success in life using a reciprocating saw. -- Kamala
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:08 PM (ExV1e)
Today's headline at GWP,
"Frank Luntz Calls for ‘Total and Complete Shutdown of Primary Polling’ After Polls Got Michigan and Wisconsin So Wrong"
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)
She related to Kathy Ireland?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Miklos requires clarification before the Zoom meeting in 5 minutes about this at August 13, 2026 12:10 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:10 PM (E4rtv)
--> Sure ya can! Dem-ruled shitholes will pass LAWS demanding that if you want to move your business out of their shithole you must pay an "exit tax" equal to three times your business's last state tax bill.
Most businesses will ditch plans to flee, hoping the situation will improve. A tiny few will leave without paying--and the host state will sue. And leftist judges (which rule every lower court) will rule in favor of the Dem shithole states.
So in a matter of months, the notion that you can move businesses and capital to more welcoming states--though *technically true,* will be effectively nullified by leftist judges under the "full faith and credit" clause.
Posted by: sf at August 13, 2026 12:10 PM (dK6Bp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Elon.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 12:10 PM (lrRtF)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:09 PM (E4rtv)
Jim Cramer looks around nervously.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Twins. Made it easier for the mother to use the correct name when facing identical twins.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)
Very difficult course, for sure.
Some PGA Tour pros arriving on the peninsula for the annual stop at Pebble Beach would play practice rounds at Bayonet to sharpen their game ahead of the tournament.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 12:12 PM (cTuVd)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (J4Dwc)
Would they shave a couple points off their score?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jick Magger of the Stones Rolling at August 13, 2026 12:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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News media getting whacked up the head repeatedly by reality is an evergreen story.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)
Yup. Most beautiful state in the country...populated by 40,000,000 retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (l4RKn)
Don Henley can be an idiot, but he get's some things right.
"They call it Paradise, I don't know why.
Call someplace Paradise, kiss it goodbye!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 12:14 PM (edUvp)
Posted by: polynikes
👏🏻 excellent.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 12:15 PM (NFX2v)
Dems would like you to think that 'Democratic' and 'democratic' are the same thing. They are not. As newly-single AOC knows- it's all about the "D".
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (04KGT)
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Das ist korrect.
Posted by: The German Democratic Republic (East Germany) at August 13, 2026 12:15 PM (3aLWR)
Very difficult course, for sure.
Some PGA Tour pros arriving on the peninsula for the annual stop at Pebble Beach would play practice rounds at Bayonet to sharpen their game ahead of the tournament.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (J4Dwc)
***
The greens were a bitch. It didn't matter what the lay looked like, the ball would ALWAYS break to the Bay.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:16 PM (ptDe5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Note the key proviso-
"excluding the volatile food, energy, and Miklos sectors"
Posted by: Imklos reports at August 13, 2026 12:16 PM (XOG/m)
I'm goin' home
And when I wanna go home
I'm goin' mobile
Well, I'm gonna find a home
And we'll see how it feels
Goin' mobile
Keep me movin'
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)
As has been pointed out, North Korea is a democracy. You have the option between Kim and being executed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Diogenes
Yeah, they were a bunch of see-you-next-Tuesdays.
-- The Blues
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: anachronda at August 13, 2026 12:19 PM (sGtp+)
As has been pointed out, North Korea is a democracy. You have the option between Kim and being executed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)
Democracy is the animating philosophy of a gang rape. You just got outvoted, toots.
No thanks.
Posted by: No sale at August 13, 2026 12:19 PM (hqQIL)
So the states going more and more socialist will see their richer people move."
Cuba has taken this to the extreme. Although they try to stop it, the young, healthy, and ambitious have been slipping out of the country for decades now, not all to the US, many to South and Central America.
consequence - besides the communist government, the core problem that all other problems flow from is that Cuba for the most part is now occupied by the sick, the elderly, and the mentally defective. I suspect that's one reason why the US is in no hurry to push things there; when the current regime falls, there's no human capital there worth working with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 12:20 PM (edUvp)
Noon news
CBC - Fat bastard subhuman piece of shit Ford hopes AI will bring Ontario billions of bucks
MS Now - Epstein files - that never gets old
CNN - inflation cools, gas orices high 82 days to midterm
FoxNews - WNBA - dudes joining, also the ghetto apes
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)
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It's right there in the name!
"Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea"
Would a Democrat lie to you?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 12:21 PM (FZ29D)
My money is on the grassroots planning aimed at Education, the Media, Labor Unions, and the Democrats.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:21 PM (ptDe5)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (wtvvX)
Yep. Same thing at Torrey Pines down south. My first round there, I was playing the south course with a local guy who'd played it many times. I'm on the fourth green, which runs along the ocean, lining up my putt. Dude says, which way do you think it'll break? I said about two cups right (away from the ocean). He says, nope, aim two cups right, it'll break left toward the ocean.
He was correct.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (J4Dwc)
-->Let's see how NYC funds their dream utopia then."
Nothing will change, because laws mean nuffin' to Democrats, socialists and communists. They'll simply ignore your Law and get a Dem-ruled congress to give 'em $200 billion--and the Media will swoon and fawn and slobber that it was a faaaabulous idea!
Posted by: sf at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (dK6Bp)
-- whig (edited)
"But eventually companies stop being suckers."
Nah, the faabulous state simply finds new companies that are delighted to get faaabulous State contracts for tens of millions, and everything continues as before.
Posted by: sf at August 13, 2026 01:08 PM (dK6Bp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (O0L8i)
I will never understand why saying “expensive” became TOO HARD.
In any event, res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (4g5V+)
Well, just a warning that Tennessee is full of gun-totin', Bible-thumpin' rednecks, and no bluedog Democrats would be happy here. >:-)
Posted by: Beverly at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (reMys)
Money printing and laundering is the ultimate in mobility.
When Capital is Trackable and Auditable, Socialism Will Fail.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (PM/iv)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Summer shower
Santiago Rusinol
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It does look like they are formally dressed for something, and hoping the rain will stop soon.
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Who died? This is depressing af.
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM
So ... married?
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (y+CVr)
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Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (bNf8H)
Helps keep the odor away
Have you Annie Sprinkle today?
"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (als2z)
No, I thought YOU brought it.
Posted by: Dammit, woman! at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)
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Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)
So ... married?
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (y+CVr)
A valid assessment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge
___________
Or she's disappointed with his latest effort.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (XvL8K)
Fortunately, I didn't lose power, though the lights flickered for a moment.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Wood Eye? at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (JM9I6)
"Marie, as I stand here at the window watching our French Poodle, Montegue Clingenham the Third, I often think, I would be a happier man if I, too, could roll around in my own poo."
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (iJfKG)
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Can't go for a walk, the weather is warm and rainy, shoot. The bed is right there! One could read afterwards.
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM
Are they ever?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (qRla/)
Shouldn't there be some vigorous and mutual soaping and rinsing and toweling off involved? At least, that's the way it goes in my fantasies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)
_________
"Mmmmm, I don't think so."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (O0L8i)
Fortunately, I didn't lose power, though the lights flickered for a moment.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)
We've had 3 drops of rain over the last month.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Don't You Wish Everyone Did? at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (als2z)
Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (rbvCR)
Are they ever?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (qRla/)
Not for a long time.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Miklos the terpsichorean aesthete at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Great Clips at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (EGW4m)
Posted by: Oh, no... at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)
By the way, Rusinol was a bit of a prick.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (l4RKn)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (ndZc7)
would not hang
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026
***
That explains the fireplace!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (Ve/HL)
She: I'm tired of you too.
Posted by: AgathaPagatha at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (zDWkG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Beginnin' Rainin' at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Madge at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (MaA4a)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Oh, no.
Rain check, please
Posted by: Miklos can do this later, gator at August 13, 2026 09:43 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 09:43 AM (EGW4m)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)
Day-drinking!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM
Damn right!
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
That never happens.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (O0L8i)
I suppose a lot of blind people are good at music, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
I was pointing out all the floor tile grout lines that needed extra cleaning! That's why we were on our hands and knees! Honest!!
Posted by: Guy in painting at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Miklos has no pot, so no AM Led Zep at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (2UJ+q)
Is there a bustle in the hedgerow?
Posted by: Miklos has no pot, so no AM Led Zep at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (XOG/m)
In case you don't know.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Limerick lover at August 13, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: *hic* at August 13, 2026 09:46 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (amcLV)
I am the danger!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:46 AM (MaA4a)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:46 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026
***
He's running illegal cigarettes to provide for his family . . . but he'll discover he likes doing it anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Per my quick research, this is in Paris.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:47 AM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026
***
This could be a room in an inn. They've traveled here for the funeral, which was tiring enough, and now they're stuck inside while it rains.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (0ViWo)
Posted by: Maybe Today? at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (JM9I6)
Day-drinking!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Sco7b)
You asked for it. . .
https://tinyurl.com/syvbyk34
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (2UJ+q)
"Sometimes I think I could've been a successful shop owner if only my parents had loved me more. You see, Marie I was the second child. My older sister, Clarice got riding lessons and a pony, She got piano lessons, Marie! and a piano to play upon. My how she would play!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM
What, no cable? No WiFi?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Abdul El-Sayed Challenges Mike Rogers to No-Pads Tackle Football Showdown as Senate Race turns Personal
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Miklos has no pot, so no AM Led Zep at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (XOG/m)
In case you don't know.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
Oh.
[guitar solo]
Posted by: Guy in painting about to rock out at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026
***
A lot of Western Europe, even aside from the Scandinavian countries, is at pretty high latitudes. Winnipeg is at the same latitude. Europe gets the Gulf Stream for warmth, but if it didn't it would be pretty wintry most of the year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:51 AM (2UJ+q)
There once was a lady named Bauer
Said, "This might take me more than an hour.
Everything reeks,
It's been 52 weeks.
Now it's time for my yearly summer shower!"
Posted by: muldoon at August 13, 2026 09:51 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
There's an old Punch cartoon from the early 1900s that shows a mother gesturing to the governess and telling her daughter to kiss her goodnight.
"I won't," says the daughter. "She slaps people's faces when they try to kiss her."
"Oh, such nonsense!"
"It's true, Mama. Just ask Papa."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:51 AM (qRla/)
https://tinyurl.com/syvbyk34
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
MURICA
Posted by: Miklos only day drinks from Nostalgia at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)
Do they serve Flaming Dr. Peppers?
Posted by: Count de Monet remembers at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
No WNBA!
Was life even worth living?
I just checked Instagram.
WNBA 3.7 million followers.
Lol...sad
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (MaA4a)
"I wanted a ukulele, you see. A ukulele I could play along with my sister, Clarice.
But, my parents...my parents never loved me enough to buy me that ukulele. My dreams were shattered.
They bought me a kazoo instead.
Oh, what bitter music it played....*weeps*
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:53 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 09:54 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: March Of The Penguins at August 13, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at August 13, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)
----
Yep. For context, Ceuta in northern Morocco is about the same latitude as Memphis, TN.
Just about everything in Europe is north of Memphis, in other words.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 09:54 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:52
He was one of those dudes who's talented AF, but still sucks buttcheeks, anyway.
"Everybody Knows" was his only cool song.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:51 AM (2UJ+q)
In your Flower Power years
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: That guy at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: muldoon
One Saturday per year, if I need it or not
Posted by: Miklos thought his doctor's appointment was yesterday at August 13, 2026 09:56 AM (XOG/m)
“ US is very poorly managed in rural areas.
Here in Switzerland the small villages in the middle of nowhere have everything and are an amazing place to live. I have 10gbit fiber internet, train, bus, poste office, school, restaurants and a super market in a village of 1000 habitants in the middle of a valley away from the cities.”
This guy thinks having internet, a school, a supermarket and some restaurants in a small town doesn’t exist in the US. Lol
Remember those videos of Europeans being shocked by American during the World Cup? We need a lot more of them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)
"Buggy" and "Hen" then?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (rbvCR)
To me, Leonard Cohen was one of those people who became famous after they died. Never heard of him, never heard anything by him. Then he died and all you heard about was how fabulous he was.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (NrCWn)
Stuck inside of Milan, with the Minsk blues again.
Posted by: Dylan at August 13, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Per my quick research, this is in Paris.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:47 AM (2UJ+q)
Ah, so he's homo and she has grooming issues........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:58 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM
Yoo-hoo.
Posted by: The OFF button at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)
I looked at some of his other paintings on his Wiki page. I am impressed, especially his landscapes. He manages to give that glow like a Maxfield Parrish painting. I suspect polynikes would like his style. (Wild guess on my part.)
Posted by: JTB at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Piper
Do people who throw vases pronounce it vases or vahzes?
Posted by: Miklos adheres to protocol at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (7xx4i)
-
It seems Maine's squeaky clean substitute candidate Troy Jackson has a few skeletons in his closet.
https://tinyurl.com/4dtjr3mp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)
Leonard Cohen was Radical Chic.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:52
He was one of those dudes who's talented AF, but still sucks buttcheeks, anyway.
"Everybody Knows" was his only cool song.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (BI5O2)
Well, to be fair, Ol' Lenny was banging Rebecca De Mornay in her prime.
you gotta give him credit for that.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:00 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)
The Robyn Hitchcock rule.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 10:01 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Miklos adheres to protocol at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM
"Ashtray."
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at August 13, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)
you gotta give him credit for that.
Posted by: naturalfake
he did it from love..hehehe
Posted by: Big brother Chet from Wierd Science at August 13, 2026 10:02 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: The OFF button at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Don't understand the attempted snark but like the effort.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (KC5Lt)
joni and janis not exactly israeli supermodels, and janis was unconcho, woke up looking for a beer to wash down some 'ludes.
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (Bep7s)
Clarice's Kid Brother - a limerick
There once was a fellow named Bailey
Who played his kazoo nearly daily
But the tunes he played were sad
'Cause ever since he was a lad
He'd wished his folks had bought a ukulele
Posted by: muldoon at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (rHgXV)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. He's telling her he's found another woman. She's telling him the same thing.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:04 AM (2WIwB)
"Well, Marie, as Leonard Cohen often says:
And the sun pours down like honey
On our lady of the harbor
And she shows you where to look
Among the garbage and the flowers
There are heroes in the seaweed
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds the mirror
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she's touched your perfect body with her mind
I often think of this as I watch the hummingbirds flit about our honeysuckle arbor."
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:05 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:05 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (7xx4i)
2030 is supposed to be Spain, Morocco and Portugal with opening matches in South America, which might be problematic if Pain falls to the invaders, then the will do the openers and main play in Argentina and Chile.
2036 will be Saudi Arabia, but 2038 is not assigned yet, the US could put the games in completely different stadiums from last time just to rub it in,
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:06 AM (rbvCR)
There once was a fellow named Bailey
Who played his kazoo nearly daily
But the tunes he played were sad
'Cause ever since he was a lad
He'd wished his folks had bought a ukulele
Posted by: muldoon at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (I0N4X)
Ha! Nice!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:06 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:06 AM (iABCo)
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His wife's also his cousin?!
*snickers in West Virginian hillbilly*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 10:07 AM (2Cry5)
"I found the complimentary breakfast....unexceptional. Do not book Best Western Paris Centrale ever again, Gerard"
Posted by: Miklos has points with people though at August 13, 2026 10:07 AM (XOG/m)
I do because he uses just a level more of chroma and color than a photorealistic rendering. I always prefer a painterly rendition than a photorealistic one. Though I greatly admire the skill of photorealism painters.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:09 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 10:10 AM (OUMaO)
This guy thinks having internet, a school, a supermarket and some restaurants in a small town doesn’t exist in the US. Lol
Remember those videos of Europeans being shocked by American during the World Cup? We need a lot more of them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (7xx4i)
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A LOT of Europeans are very un-worldly and have no idea about the scale of anything outside of Europe, which is comparatively a small place with a lot of smaller places inside it. His "village" is probably the equivalent of a typical American suburb or maybe exurb as far as distance from a major metro. Let this dude find a small town in West Texas then come talk about "poorly managed density."
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 10:10 AM (oqH4h)
Always get your money up front.
Posted by: A Pimp's Love at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (e2lsi)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Unwillin' Barkis at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (/G2NI)
Privately-funded.
Huh.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
They are trying to build their sharia towns everywhere.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM (TMF5Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM (1z8ji)
A LOT of Europeans are very un-worldly and have no idea about the scale of anything outside of Europe
__________
The chattering pseuds, that herd of independent thinkers, just swallows whole whatever ignorant lies their state-run media tell them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 10:14 AM (IrNLt)
Posted by: Enos Strate at August 13, 2026 10:14 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Weasel
No. Not until Neville Chamberlain became PM.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (BI5O2)
The response reminds me of a five year old girl indignantly yelling at a five year old boy, "That's not how you play Make-Believe!"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:15 AM (rbvCR)
Privately-funded.
Huh.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
Someone should demand privately funded confessional booths in terminal D.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM
See comment #29.
Posted by: Dammit, woman! at August 13, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: From about That Time at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (sl73Y)
Privately-funded.
Huh.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
They are trying to build their sharia towns everywhere.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (2YhKe)
That would seem to be unconstitutional.
Placing a religious "utility" within a public airport which is controlled by federal law.
Any moron lawyers care to comment?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (iJfKG)
Does Enes RHYME with...
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)
Seems like a great place to take a leak, especially when the line at the restrooms are long.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)
Does Enes RHYME with...
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)
Every female sports tranny has one.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (KC5Lt)
Placing a religious "utility" within a public airport which is controlled by federal law.
Any moron lawyers care to comment?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (iJfKG)
There are chapels in terminals.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:15 AM (rbvCR)
Both of them are funny. But I think my favorite clip so far is Kanter signing his declaration in front of a painting of George Washington, and wearing a "Pay Women" t-shirt.
Dead. I'm daad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 10:18 AM (BI5O2)
But if someone wanted to put a Cross somewhere in an airport, the anti-religious hate bigots would be in court right away.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 10:18 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)
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Or even a dump, for the extroverts among us.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:18 AM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)
Placing a religious "utility" within a public airport which is controlled by federal law.*
++++++
"The Interfaith Chapel at Washington Dulles International Airport offers a quiet oasis away from the rush and demands of travel and work. All persons are welcome - from employees who come for a few minutes break, to passengers and other visitors who feel the need to pray and to read. The Chapel is open 24 hours daily."
Posted by: Random example at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)
There are chapels in terminals.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)
But, they're non-denominational.
They make a huge point of that. You won't find any particular religious iconography there.
They're more like "quiet rooms".
Foot-washing stations are strictly for muslim use.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM (iJfKG)
That would immediately make the problem go away because there are no fake women competing in female sports willing to cut off their dick and balls.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:22 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: The Pentecostal Holiness Alliance at August 13, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)
Foot-washing stations are strictly for muslim use.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM (iJfKG)
_________
I can't get a pedicure?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 10:23 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: naturalfake
What about Foot-Washing Baptists?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)
Good!
Excellent!
Now we know where they'll all be gathered.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (2WIwB)
Santiago Rusinol
I like it. Captures the current and recent past summers in SE PA. Hot and humid, absolutely miserable unless one can escape... perhaps to the shore or Pocono mountains. (Pass on the latter if relatively normal).
The artist has a lovely and extensive body of work.
Wikipedia, in part: Santiago Rusiñol, (Spanish: Barcelona 25 February 1861 – Aranjuez 13 June 1931) was a Spanish painter, poet, journalist, collector and playwright. He was one of the leaders of the Catalan modernisme movement. [2] He created more than a thousand paintings and wrote numerous works in Spanish and Catalan.
Thank you.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 10:25 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
Put it next to the pulled pork BBQ shop.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 10:25 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Bulg
Count me in, Bubba
*burp*
I can smoke in here right?
Posted by: Beer Drinking Foot Washing Baptists at August 13, 2026 10:27 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)
They would do that in the context of worship service usually for Lent before the Last Supper service , remembering-as you know Jesus' washing of his disciples feet- not in an airport
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 10:27 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM
But what if my support doggie rolled in some poo? A quick cleaning won't bother anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:28 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:28 AM (Bep7s)
Privately-funded.
Huh.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
It'll serve as a nice memorial one day.....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 10:29 AM (Sco7b)
Do you think the human traffickers have that circled on their calendars?
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 10:29 AM (TmQh+)
'I say, My Dear. Would you fancy a snog?'
'No, Reginald- I have a headache.'
'Very good, madam.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2026 10:29 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: arnold ziffel at August 13, 2026 10:30 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)
What, the emotional support snakes aren't enough?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 10:31 AM (P2Dqx)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 13, 2026 10:31 AM (wGerL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)
As a Man, the World is my urinal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2026 10:32 AM (Y/06r)
That would immediately make the problem go away because there are no fake women competing in female sports willing to cut off their dick and balls.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:22 AM (KC5Lt)
It makes one problem go away but it amplifies the political and social one which involves "you are what you think you are and society is forced to bow down" - otherwise they might send the wrong message to "the children".
Imagine the WNBA telling a boy he's in fact not a girl because he doesn't have the requisite parts? Indoctrination evaporates. What a palaver.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:32 AM (iABCo)
Seems like a great place to take a leak, especially when the line at the restrooms are long.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)
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The concern would be the havoc wreaked on pristine Christian penises by the filthy, fetid foot fungus of the average muslim.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Beer Drinking Foot Washing Baptists at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Lesbian WNBA Head Coach at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (e2lsi)
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Yeah it’s hard to be far away from a city in Europe. Like even major cities are practically suburbs of each other . For example Cologne, Düsseldorf, Dortmund and Bonn which are thought of as 4 cities in Germany are basically one metro area With a lot of “villages” in between that are just suburbs.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (7xx4i)
That would immediately make the problem go away because there are no fake women competing in female sports willing to cut off their dick and balls.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:22 AM (KC5Lt)
For argument's sake - please define "fully transitioned"?
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:35 AM (S0M0K)
Posted by: Bulg
😠 Uh-oh.
What of the foot-washing ceremony in the Roman Catholic Church that takes place during the Mass of the Lord's Supper on Maundy Thursday, which opens the Easter Triduum?
We're not going back to two weeks of "religion wars" are we? 😢
Posted by: An almost fine Baptist at August 13, 2026 10:35 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: CAIR-Texas at August 13, 2026 10:36 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Pale Horse at August 13, 2026 10:36 AM (JM9I6)
Brandon Herrera was involved, of course!
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Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:36 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Miklos' DIY wings don't work so good at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (O5BzH)
Posted by: Pale Horse
Didn't she date Bill Bennett at one point?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)
Der Schweis isn't big enough to have a middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 10:38 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:38 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 10:31 AM (P2Dqx)
Please. That is some sects of Pentecostals, and Selma Hayek, of course
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:39 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 13, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 10:38 AM (DZ9Lv)
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It's smaller than Massachusetts by a considerable margin.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 10:39 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Pale Horse
Didn't she date Bill Bennett at one point?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)
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Before or after her affair with Jason Arday?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:40 AM (6/7Fs)
You're stuck in a garden-level apartment with little or no work, listening to internet weirdos tell you that becoming a chick is a sweet hustle.
Why not chop 'em off? Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
You know what would be cool? If the size of countries was based, not on the area inside their borders, but on their actual surface area, as if they were flattened out. Switzerland would become a lot bigger if you included the surface area of all those mountains.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
“ US is very poorly managed in rural areas.
Here in Switzerland the small villages in the middle of nowhere have everything and are an amazing place to live. I have 10gbit fiber internet, train, bus, poste office, school, restaurants and a super market in a village of 1000 habitants in the middle of a valley away from the cities.”
This guy thinks having internet, a school, a supermarket and some restaurants in a small town doesn’t exist in the US. Lol
Remember those videos of Europeans being shocked by American during the World Cup? We need a lot more of them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (7xx4i)
Commenter is unaware that Switzerland is roughly the size of LA (the city, not the state).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pale Horse at August 13, 2026 10:36 AM (JM9I6)
Apparently Joplin was promiscuous, and less than fastidious in her personal hygiene.
Lovely combination.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (l4RKn)
Posted by: Cicero
Bitch thought she could take my man.
Non! Rien de rien!
Posted by: Edith Piaf at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (7xx4i)
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Yep. Hamburg to Frankfurt is about the same as Dallas to San Antonio. These people have no idea just how large the US is, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 10:43 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 10:43 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
Uh...not really.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 10:44 AM (l4RKn)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
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LA County is ~4000 sq mi. Switzerland is ~16000 sq mi.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 10:45 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 10:46 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:35 AM (S0M0K)
Possessing no Y chromosome.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
his dad would always balk and kvetch at the thought of driving me to dusseldorf to see his wife's brothers.
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 10:48 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Sponge
___________
Or she's disappointed with his latest effort.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (XvL8K)
She's a tranny and he's gay?
Posted by: Weirdos and preverts at August 13, 2026 10:48 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
Uh...not really.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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With traffic, LA seems bigger.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:48 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 10:48 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Weirdos and preverts
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Perverts in the Victorian age were expected to be discreet. Not marching in Pride parades.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)
Why would anyone drive anywhere to see his wife's brothers?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:49 AM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
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LA County is ~4000 sq mi. Switzerland is ~16000 sq mi.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 10:45 AM (amcLV)
Fine. Roughly four times the size of one city. I hope you and CBD are happy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:50 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: whig
Ah
The whole Stiff Upper Lip thing
Posted by: Now Miklos understands at August 13, 2026 10:51 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:51 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
To be fair, LA county has more illegal immigrants that the population of Switzerland.
Posted by: Miklos for the Record at August 13, 2026 10:52 AM (XOG/m)
Why not chop 'em off? Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Why chop 'em off? Kip and Henry didn't.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 10:53 AM (DZ9Lv)
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And they were named Rolf.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 10:53 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:53 AM (iABCo)
Wesbians.
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 13, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:53 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Lenny Lederhosen at August 13, 2026 10:54 AM (JM9I6)
The whole Stiff Upper Lip thing
Posted by: Now Miklos understands
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Respectability was everything when the wife was doing the gardener and the husband a child Victorian era prostitute.
Every generation believes they have discovered new sins, but as Ecclesiastes says, there is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:54 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
Thorough but painful masseurs
Posted by: Miklos avoids at August 13, 2026 10:54 AM (XOG/m)
They have lots of time to practice because they're not driving long distances looking for a supermarket.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:55 AM (o5Cl5)
Apparently Joplin was promiscuous, and less than fastidious in her personal hygiene.
Lovely combination.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (l4RKn)
I saw Stanky Pussy open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2015.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Cicero
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In other words, uncles.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:55 AM (E4rtv)
For a Europoor that’s a week vacation with SO MUCH DRIVING!!
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Sponge
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Not only first! but you really get around Sponge.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: CAIR-Texas
Because almost all major U.S. airports are publicly owned by city or regional governments, the airport management governs the leases, footprint, and policies of the chapel. They treat chapels as leased or designated operational spaces, not self-governing sanctuaries.
Because airports are nonpublic forums, airport authorities regularly step in to regulate or alter chapel use based on safety, crowd control, and structural neutrality.
Legally, the doors cannot be locked or restricted to exclude the public, thus U.S. Rep. Chip Roy's inquiry.
While a chapel may be located deep past a TSA checkpoint, the space itself remains entirely under the jurisdiction of the municipal airport authority, which balances travelers' religious freedom with terminal safety and operational flow.
TSA's only involvement is ensuring that anyone entering a chapel located on the airside (post-security) has been successfully screened.
Posted by: CAIR - NJ & Minnesota & PA at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Miklos knows Southern Genealogy to a T at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Cicero
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In other words, uncles.
In our part of the country they call them "brothers-in-law."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Sounds like a job for the FBI to investigate deeply.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (E4rtv)
Brothers wives, OTOH...
/insert relative humidity joke here
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (cGjQu)
I nominated you for press sec yesterday because I thought your resume included a hypothetical "idea" to bar the doors and set fire to the place. I don't remotely advocate that kind of thing but I admire your spunk. Then again I don't want to put words in your mouth.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:58 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 10:58 AM (O5BzH)
Posted by: Cicero
Wut? Is this the original poster doing I am my own grandpa shtick?
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:59 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:59 AM (Bep7s)
Alaska
Texas
West Virginia
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 11:00 AM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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I can just imagine the biopic in Smellovision. Thanks for that monstrous suggestion.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
Trump tends to surround himself with them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (O5BzH)
The visiting Brits freaked over driving to Austin. And back.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (cGjQu)
I think the tennis tranny from back in the 70s which kind of started this whole thing did. Forget her name. Dr.-something.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (XMAAx)
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (VkY89)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
Trump tends to surround himself with them.
Posted by: Sponge
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They can be a lot harder edged than males in the same position and get away with it.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)
I think the tennis tranny from back in the 70s which kind of started this whole thing did. Forget her name. Dr.-something.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (J4Dwc)
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Renee Richards.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (XMAAx)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (XMAAx)
291 Right, previously known as Dr. Dick Raskind.
Posted by: one hour sober
I can tell a story about that, if asked later
Posted by: Miklos recalls at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (XMAAx)
He was so bad that no one cared.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (KC5Lt)
CBC - Fat bastard subhuman piece of shit Ford hopes AI will bring Ontario billions of bucks
MS Now - Epstein files - that never gets old
CNN - inflation cools, gas orices high 82 days to midterm
FoxNews - WNBA - dudes joining, also the ghetto apes
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:19 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Jerry Carroll at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (RRQTN)
Posted by: Dr_No at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (ayRl+)
The Morning Report — 8/ 13 /26
Republicans, however, suspected that the winning tactic was that Democrats in states in which they controlled elections legalized election fraud with mail-in voting, ballot harvesting, and the abandonment of voter ID. In addition, Trump supporters looked at data from the six states in which, for the first time in election history, vote counting stopped for hours, only to resume with Trump’s lead destroyed and Biden suddenly winning. The data look suspicious. Wisconsin was one of those swing states. Looking at how Francesca Hong lost yesterday, there’s an eerie similarity between her loss and Trump’s in 2020.Whether she legitimately lost or the powers that be rigged it in favor of her opponent. Let's take a gander at the "winner" Crowley.
David Crowley, the Milwaukee County executive who pulled off a stunning upset over the summer’s socialist surge, has blamed systemic racism for police shootings, opposed legislation to protect law enforcement, and declared Wisconsin the worst place in America to raise a black child. In August 2020, Crowley went all-in on the Black Lives Matter narrative surrounding the domestic disturbance call that ended with the officer-involved shooting of Jacob Blake. The then-29-year-old, who had a felony warrant out for his arrest, was armed with a knife and was attempting to get into the driver’s seat of an SUV when he was shot seven times, triggering widespread unrest in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and setting the stage for the later acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse. . . Before the so-called “summer of love” in 2020, the Democratic gubernatorial nominee also opposed “Blue Lives Matter“ legislation that would’ve added law enforcement officers to the state’s hate crime protected categories, saying the proposal “only furthers the divide between the urban communities and police that serve them.”Okay, either the electorate legitimately or the Democrat Party leaders swapped out the candidate who advocated abolishing Thanksgiving and the 4th of July for someone who insists the nation is a racist white-supremacist police state intent on the genocide of colored people of color. However you slice it, all the Democrats succeeded in doing was changing their name from Hyman to Seymour. In the last analysis is Crowley really any less toxic/palatable to the general public (if that is the Democrats' actual concern) than Hong? Their quest for the seeming holy grail of being perceived as moderate continues...
The ‘moderate Democrat’ is a campaign myth meant to deceive voters into electing leftists.. . Crowley may be less radical than Hong, but being less radical than a racist, anti-American Marxist doesn’t make you a moderate. On unions, wages, abortion, and immigration, Crowley’s positions are decidedly left-wing. The only real big distinction is he hasn’t said he hates Thanksgiving or called for abolishing the Senate. But what the press and even regular people are doing is allowing Democrats to redefine “moderate” to mean basically anyone standing even half a step to the right of their most extreme member. Once the standard is set, the entire “moderate” claim becomes merely a campaign myth meant to deceive voters into electing an actual leftist who cosplays as a moderate but will still deliver Democrats’ overall left-wing policy goals.Moderates would be the Nazis who favored Gas chambers and crematoria over the mass shootings into mass graves by the Einsatzgruppen. Speaking of a prolonged and festering stench from Wisconsin...
On Wednesday’s broadcast of Bloomberg’s “Balance of Power,” Rep. Mark Pocan (D-WI) responded to fears that Democrats are moving too far to the left by saying that “Republicans have loved to use democratic socialist over and over, and now they’re calling us Communists.” And “they don’t understand the definitions of what they’re calling us.”We understand very well, you degenerate lying scumbag. Your own mentors/precursors in Marx and Engels defined Socialism as merely the precursor to full on Communism. Democrat/socialism is the precancerous stage to full on Stage Four Terminal Cancer. So the question is, are we as a nation and society in that precancerous stage or what the hell is going on? Beyond Hong and Crowley, Leftists/Democrats at every level have been shrieking their lungs out about packing the Supreme Court, abolishing the Second and every other amendment and the Constitution itself for years now. Hell, the dead and moldering Ruth Bader Meinhoff Ginsberg proclaimed the South African Constitution as superior to our own, despite the fact of supposedly swearing a sacred oath to uphold the latter in her tenure on the Supreme Court. The Democrat Party has had a lust for absolute power for over 200 years, to the point of seeking the destruction of this nation as founded in order to acquire and hold onto that power forever.
. . . “I think the Republicans have loved to use democratic socialist over and over, and now they’re calling us Communists. Like, they’ve lost any credibility. They clearly haven’t taken a high school or even a junior high civics class recently, because they don’t understand the definitions of what they’re calling us. But what people do know is they’re paying more out of pocket for goods, because of actions of Donald Trump and the Republicans in Congress.”
Furious Hasan Piker melts down over Francesca Hong’s loss: ‘Outlaw Thanksgiving and outlaw boomers’Hey, maybe Piker's a moderate and wants to outlaw boomers via gas chambers and not mass shooting. Meh, whatever his reach is it's his words that are horrifyingly reflective of a not insignificant number of our fellow citizens in name only. So, to sum it all up, I ask what does all this mean? is the Democrat Party really scared that most of America still is sane and repulsed by the views of more and more of their base? Hong, Crowley, Piker et al are bad enough but the Schemers, Bidens, Pelosis, Clintons and all the rest via the things they have supported over the years have no problem with the former, at least until they train their rhetorical and ultimately literal guns on them for not delivering the keys to the kingdom and the head of America as founded to them on a silver platter. Have a good day,
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- Victor Davis Hanson: The Left spent years destroying the norms it now invokes against Trump—and is outraged that Republicans learned the same playbook.
Who’s Been Destroying Norms?
- Yesterday, Hong was winning until, magically, she was losing. It was a familiar story.
Did Francesca Hong get the 2020 Donald Trump treatment?
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- El-Sayed’s comments have seen him criticized for deflecting from the deliberate targeting of Christians in the Nashville attack. Reports indicate El-Sayed has hidden as many as 100 videos, including material in which he discussed abolishing the Second Amendment and scrapping Independence Day fireworks.
Dem Candidate El-Sayed Blamed Transgender’s Mass Shooting at Christian School on Anti-Trans Legislation. (I blame the Islamo/Pervert axis of evil - jjs)
- Decades of immigration from Muslim-majority Third World countries has turned the Democrats into the party of militant anti-Americanism.
The Problem With DSA Democrats Isn’t Socialism, It’s Third-Worldism
- Heidi Beirich of Palm Springs made her initial appearance Wednesday in federal court in Riverside, California, according to her attorney, Michael Proctor. CNN reported she had been arrested earlier that day.
Ex-Southern Poverty Law Center CFO charged in brazen scheme to secretly pay $1.2M to white supremacist groups
- It's a bit much, even for those of us with strong stomachs.
The Left Has Overplayed the Race Card So Much That It's Now Just White Noise
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - The crackdown aims to address systemic abuse of U.S. immigration laws and reinforce the Trump administration’s broader efforts to restrict birthright citizenship.
Trump’s ‘Birth Tourism’ Task Force Has Revoked 600 Visas in One Month. THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??) - All the noise around Iran’s supposed stranglehold on oil supplies transiting through the Strait of Hormuz is missing the point. The reality is that the combination of Operations Midnight Hammer and Epic Fury upended the regime’s hopes of turning Hormuz into a permanent hostage.
Tehran is losing its grip on Hormuz, and with it all its leverage
- ...as Washington doubles down on a “WALL OF STEEL” naval blockade that U.S. and Israeli officials say is steadily worsening the Islamic Republic’s economic crisis.
Top IRGC Adviser Says Iran Could Prolong War to Outlast Trump — U.S. Vows to Keep ‘Wall of Steel’ Blockade
- An elaborate “deception operation” undertaken to conceal the president’s departure flight from Ankara.
WaPo: Trump Took Secret Flight to Evade Iranian Assassination Plot After NATO Summit
- . . .as Tehran refuses to back down from sweeping demands for ending the standoff.
Trump: U.S. Navy ‘Controls the Strait 100%’ with ‘Steel Wall’ Blockade — Iran Escalation Still on the Table
- “We have total control over the Hormuz Strait right now. They don’t have control. We have total control. We own it,” Trump told reporters Tuesday evening after returning from Ohio.
Trump Doubles Down on U.S. ‘Total Control’ of Hormuz: Iran Can Crumble Economically or Get ‘Blown Away’ ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY - The agreement reduces the risk of Israeli military intervention and a broader regional conflict on top of the current war with Iran and its proxies. It also prevents the Syrian nuclear material from being weaponized or otherwise falling into the wrong hands. It also signals increased cooperation between the U.S. and Syria’s new regime under al-Qaeda alumnus Ahmed al-Sharaa, following the fall of the former Assad regime.
Trump Strikes Deal to Remove Nuclear Material from Secret Syrian Storage Site.
- So why are Germany and the UK sending aid to Gaza instead of feeding their own people?
UN Stats Show Gaza As Well Fed as Germany and the UK WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - Nowhere is safe.
Jihad in Hong Kong
- The attacker pulled out three knives during the struggle with officers.
Knife-Wielding Attacker Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar,’ Stabs Police Officers
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Spanberger Dodges on Denouncing Pro-Hamas Dems
- A key Nation of Islam figure was backstage at El-Sayed election night watch party
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FBI Targeted Biden Critics as ‘Russian Disinformation Conduits’ in Secret 2020 Operation. AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS - What did Fauci know - and when did he know it?
Naomi Wolf Video: Covid Vax & Sexual Intercourse FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s Wednesday announcement that she’s leaving her role stunned many insiders.
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- For Hunter and Joe Biden, lying becomes so habitual they eventually lose grip on reality. Joe had power so people were inclined to believe his fabrications. Hunter is a former crack addict, deadbeat dad and pardoned felon so the only people he can get to swallow his lies are podcasters hungry for views. Hence his newfound fame, this week courtesy of Tucker Carlson.
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- Mao-adoring Twitch streamer Hasan Piker erupted in fury after Wisconsin state rep. Francesca Hong’s shocking defeat in the Democrat gubernatorial primary, venting that boomers should be outlawed.
Red with rage Furious Hasan Piker melts down over Francesca Hong’s loss: ‘Outlaw Thanksgiving and outlaw boomers’
- New York Times columnist falsely claims Trump controls the high court
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Inflation Fell Further In July as Prescription Drugs, Gasoline, and Grocery Prices Decline
- “Young men have been hit hardest.”
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- Betsy McCaughey: Hold onto your wallet!
DSA Stands for Freeloaders
- John Stossel: Why it’s the only system that lets people prosper.
The Case for Capitalism RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM - So why do automakers keep throwing good money after bad?
Who Can Fathom The Eternal Optimism Of EV Enthusiasts? CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - Seamus Bruner, who works with Peter Schweizer at the Government Accountability Institute, warned in a recent Hillsdale College speech that Arabella and its subgroups are taking point on a program to go after democratically elected sheriffs. He said it as a serious warning, but in a very short, almost offhand comment to a questioner. While I haven't been able to get an interview with Bruner again to flesh this out, I began an investigation in an attempt to find out about this campaign.
The Left Is Coming for Your County Sheriff EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - The state's Workforce Pell Grant program opens up new academic, professional, and economic opportunities.
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- SEO Law’s 2026 Class includes graduates of elite boarding schools and the son of a Brown-educated plastic surgeon
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- Black students will suffer psychological harm if they walk into a building named for Stonewall Jackson, a liberal judge said.
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Democrats Celebrate New Law Allowing Abortion Up to Birth.
- Baby Gabriel deserves to live not because a court said so, but because he is a human whose life had value from the moment he was conceived.
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- Baby Gabriel has been born and is “on the path” to receiving the life-saving care he needs.
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- "The death of George Floyd is another untenable example of how racism is the real public health crisis our community is facing.”
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- The ‘moderate Democrat’ is a campaign myth meant to deceive voters into electing leftists.
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- Thanksgiving-hating socialist Francesca Hong narrowly lost to David Crowley, showing the limits of the radical left’s appeal in a Midwest swing state, as long as the normal Democrat has a modicum of charisma and organizational support.
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- On Wednesday’s broadcast of Bloomberg’s “Balance of Power,” Rep. Mark Pocan (D-WI) responded to fears that Democrats are moving too far to the left by saying that “Republicans have loved to use democratic socialist over and over, and now they’re calling us Communists.” And “they don’t understand the definitions of what they’re calling us.”
Dem Rep. Pocan: Republicans Calling Us Democratic Socialists Don’t Understand Definitions (true, you're all Evil Satanic Cancer - jjs) FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - According to Spanish outlets, Albares did not present a timetable towards the deportation of all of the migrants and a return to normalcy for Ceuta.
Spanish FM Claims ‘All’ Illegal Migrants in Ceuta Will Be Sent Back
- Ceuta is only the beginning.
The Migration Wave About to Sweep Over Europe
- Ignoring the reasons - including the history of Muslims starting fires in Israel.
Humans Have Set 90% of Those Wildfires in Europe
- South Africa has adopted the forms of modernity without the psychological development to sustain them.
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- Meanwhile, the Cyclospora outbreak continues. Maine recently joined the list of states experiencing an outbreak.
Salmonella Linked to Jalapeño Peppers Sickens Over 300 Across 27 States
- The beloved grandmother remained silent, hands clasped in a prayer position when she was killed by doctors.
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Suddenly The Radical Pro-Trans Medical Organization WPATH Tells A Court That It’s Just Guessing
- ‘Children deserve our protection, not experimental interventions that pose serious risks and convey no proven benefits,’ said CMS Administrator Mehmet Oz.
Trump Admin Ends Medicaid, CHIP Funding For ‘Trans’ Child Mutilation Procedures CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Christian Toto: Industry dialed down on Identity Politics. Will the sequel be even worse?
Woke 2.0: Hollywood’s Next Act?
- Wachowski ripped the industry for ignoring his plans to raise $10 million for The Hunted, his next film, according to Variety.
‘The Matrix’ Director Lilly Wachowski Bashes Hollywood for Refusing to Fund ‘Wall-to-Wall Trans Cast’ Action Film
- The podcast will explore six books to "explore why they resonate, how they can shape our understanding of ourselves and each other."
During Midterm Home Stretch, Barack Obama Will Launch New Podcast… About Books
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)
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Posted by: NaCly Dog
Will Do!
Posted by: Miklos got Breakfast PBR for the whole week at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (XOG/m)
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Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (BeyMP)
Thank you JJ hope you are well. Catching up on ONT waiting for this thing, and ran across this unfortunate bit of wisdom.
The fuck???
IMO it's earlier 30's when women usually "peak" but then I do like fully grown women, and to each... I guess... their own... I guess?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (yl+Aq)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:45 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 AM (MWfyi)
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I believe this crazy lady won her primary, but it was snatched from her by the Democrats for various reasons.
What I really can't determine is what frightens me more...that she could actually be elected or that the fraud it just so institutionalized and common now that we'll never, ever be rid of it. Meaning, of course, that The People have zero election integrity and tptb are going to "elect" whomever they want. It's only getting worse with each election cycle.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)
Given that 41% of the cast will be dead before filming is done, why would they want to invest?
No, no; don't get up. I'll show myself out.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:46 AM (jjoN6)
IMO it's earlier 30's when women usually "peak" but then I do like fully grown women, and to each... I guess... their own... I guess?
Posted by: ...
Average LTG Joe comes from an interesting family
Posted by: Miklos suspects at August 13, 2026 07:46 AM (XOG/m)
~5.9% of the population of Wisconsin is black but the AWFLs will go all-in on suicidal empathy and the idea that blacks should not be held to the same standard as everyone else.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 07:47 AM (ExV1e)
He is accused of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl when he was 18, according to Tyler Boebert’s arrest affidavit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (yl+Aq)
My sincere belief is the only reason they cheated against her and not for her is not ideological but that they didn't think they could get her over the finish line in November.
The creepy thing to me is why didn't they do the same against the jihadist in Michigan. Do they think he can "win"? Because I sure as fuck do.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 07:49 AM (lrRtF)
There is this place called "Kickstarter" that will fund your dreams of an all trans action movie, dude. If it is as liked as you think it is, it will get funding. It's really that simple.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:50 AM (jjoN6)
Oh, a poll from Sienna. I'm totally, absolutely convinced . /s . I live near NYC. He still has support but it's dropping because he's an idiot.
But good try, troll!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:50 AM (yl+Aq)
They think they just need to tweak the message and the messenger and all will be well. They will usher in a new Golden Age for mankind!
They can never, ever accept that their foundational principles are in error. That their policies always lead to suffering and death.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 07:51 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 07:51 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Miklos, as if it was yesterday at August 13, 2026 07:51 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Lady in Black
We can get rid of the fraud. We did it in Iraq in their first election.
We. Just. Don't. Have. The. Will.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 07:51 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
And then put it on Instagram. No boy genius, that one.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:52 AM (MWfyi)
And she knows enough about how the system works that she conceded, immediately.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)
My sincere belief is the only reason they cheated against her and not for her is not ideological but that they didn't think they could get her over the finish line in November.
The creepy thing to me is why didn't they do the same against the jihadist in Michigan. Do they think he can "win"? Because I sure as fuck do.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (iABCo)
Detroit and environs are now a de facto Islamic caliphate. Also Jocelyn Benson will do her job.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2026 07:54 AM (x0n13)
He can just say that he identified as a girl at the time and he'll be set free.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:55 AM (jjoN6)
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This country would be well-served if this pig were to fall into a volcano. He's a vile subhuman and evil to the marrow of his bones.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)
"Check it now hip hip hooray'n, check what I am sayin / You'll be happy like a faggot in jail, when Heav is playin"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 13, 2026 07:55 AM (1clWT)
Most every senior in high school is shitting himself right not.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 07:56 AM (lrRtF)
I have doubts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 07:56 AM (2Cry5)
The only solution is to let them emigrate to a place where they won't be constantly reminded of a situation which none of them have ever experienced.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)
Well, she was really not THAT beloved.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:57 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:58 AM (MWfyi)
Is that like a debutante organization for overweight lesbians with purple hair, sleeve tattoos, and tackle box faces adorned in Che Guevera T shirts?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Bring it goatfucker.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 07:59 AM (lrRtF)
Approximately 2700 students in fall 2026, based on recent declines of 9% per year
Cost of a four year degree about $330,000
Dean is Rashmi H. Assudani
Posted by: Miklos likes to check sources at August 13, 2026 07:59 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Heap Big Lizzy Warren at August 13, 2026 08:00 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Just make sure his dog has a home first.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:00 AM (jjoN6)
These are RICO predicates. Just sayin'
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 08:00 AM (dtajH)
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If I were a betting person, I would lay down my marker on asking 1000 black students to give a simple biography of who he even was, and they wouldn't know a thing. That is, other than "Stonewall Jackson bad."
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI)
Is that like a debutante organization for overweight lesbians with purple hair, sleeve tattoos, and tackle box faces adorned in Che Guevera T shirts?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Chelsea Clinton - Chairpuppy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:01 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: But you can't say that out loud at August 13, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)
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Not really a surprise. The left has a very strong lock on the law enforcement mechanisms of densely-populated urban areas.
They don't have nearly as strong a lock on law enforcement in counties with much lower population densities.
This is just another strategy to strangle the American people.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 08:02 AM (FZ29D)
My advice to the youngsters: College is a scam. Make it one in your favor.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:02 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: rickb223
safer play is to just fuck the teachers like all the guys
you can do that when you're 15
Posted by: 18 year old practicl wisdom at August 13, 2026 08:02 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:03 AM (77rzZ)
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No they won't, because they don't know Stonewall Jackson even existed, much less who he was
I doubt public schools are taking deep dives into Civil War history beyond the issue of slavery
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)
He is accused of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl when he was 18, according to Tyler Boebert’s arrest affidavit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (yl+Aq)
Most people never read beyond the headline which will be "Rep. Boebert’s son arrested for sexual assault of a minor."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)
Knife-Wielding Attacker Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar,’ Stabs Police Officers
I just don't care anymore. Don't whine about foreign savages trying to murder people when the same government imports them in by the millions, and rewards them with lavish entitlements and a perpetual Get Out Of Jail card.
And then the retarded population keeps voting in the saboteurs who are profiting off the destruction of any Quality of Life you had or can imagine.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (a3CJ+)
Cost of a four year degree about $330,000
Posted by: Miklos likes to check sources at August 13, 2026 07:59 AM (XOG/m)
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If the university I work for was losing 9% enrollment year after year, our Chancellor would be shitting bricks.
I'm guessing they offer nothing more than various grievance studies degrees and charging a premium for that privilege.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Lady in Black
"The Stonewall riots (also called the Stonewall uprising, rebellion, or simply Stonewall) were a series of spontaneous demonstrations and clashes between members of the LGBTQ+ community and police that began in the early morning hours of June 28, 1969, outside the Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village, New York City."
Posted by: Miklos plays mind games at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (XOG/m)
They climb the greasy pole of Hollywood and can get the finest trim, and then they cut their dicks off?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Michigan Sec State and gubernatorial candidate Jocelyn Benson was on the SPLC board and worked as a secret agent for the organization while starting out, but it's been very quiet around here about that.
Hoping she gets handed an indictment, too.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
And then put it on Instagram. No boy genius, that one.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:52 AM (MWfyi)
Presumably this is in Colorado? If so...
Colorado’s Romeo and Juliet law, codified under C.R.S. § 18-3-401.3, provides a close-in-age exemption to statutory rape charges for consensual sexual activity between minors and older partners who fall within specific age gaps. While the general age of consent in Colorado is 17, this law allows for legal leniency to prevent the criminalization of relationships between teenagers close in age.
Unless the girl accuses him of rape, I don't see where this has even a remote legal justification.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY)
I can't even see the Tea Party doing that. Certainly not Trump. Maybe later but right away? And these are supposed to be violent radical purist commies who want to take down the system? I think her behavior fits my WWF theory better than some quick localized incentive or threat. A genuine radical gives no fucks about incentives or threats. That's the whole point of being anti establishment. Suddenly they are pragmatists?
The things Democrats expect their own followers to swallow let alone anyone else are fantastically egregious.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (dtajH)
This is not the same caliber of people that won the American Revolution or World War Eleven.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (a3CJ+)
You know, he may not be that wrong given the state of education. There was a clearly defined definition back in my day.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (beMHv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic "
Probably not. If he had been 17 and 364 days it would be nothing. Still, he's a dumbass for putting it on the internet.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (MWfyi)
Crowley is as bad as Hong. In MI, El-Sayad is only slightly worse than Stevens…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 08:08 AM (MaA4a)
Posted by: Your local community college at August 13, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)
"Hey baby, it's my 18th birthday tomorrow. Let's keep it legal."
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:09 AM (MWfyi)
I am trying to get Hillary to go on a canadian vacation this fall. So exciting!
Posted by: Billy Jeff, Pervert In Chief at August 13, 2026 08:09 AM (e2lsi)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (MWfyi)
Yes, he's a dumbass, as are most teens, however...
The girl was 17 at the time. The age of consent in Colorado is 17. There's absolutely no basis for statutory rape, even if he were 50. Add in the R&J law and there's even less.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Your local community college
From the time she was old enough to start thinking about colleges, my friend made it clear to his daughter to start with community college. She has an inheritance that was really good and he would let her live with him while she went to school.
I am happy to say that she listened to him and is in her second year of CC.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:11 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Billy Carter, the only decent one in the whole damn fambly at August 13, 2026 08:11 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:12 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:12 AM
Hey sailor.
Posted by: Vegas at August 13, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:13 AM (77rzZ)
Hence the emotional distress black students would feel.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:18 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Kenny Rogers at August 13, 2026 08:19 AM (XOG/m)
They would have no idea who Stonewall Jackson was, other than "old dead white guy".
They'd probably mix it up with Margery Stoneman Douglas.
And yes, Hong lost because she was a complete nutjob but mostly because the Dems realized that if she was allowed to win the primary they might as well concede the seat, vs now they have a good chance they think.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 08:20 AM (aJQbY)
Police departments are a relatively new phenomenon historically. The Sheriff can basically “draft” the citizenry when required, to chase an escaped felon for example. That’s what a posse is about. It’s actually a crime to refuse this. Sort of like jury duty or whatever.
One can sort of predict that a system where enormous amounts of taxpayer money is allocated towards a police department that cannot be effectively used is going to cause people to start asking questions. Although the public school systems, the other half of this compulsory funding operation seems to be chugging along fine, and minting freshly mind laundered agitators at a pretty good clip, so who knows.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (rFdmY)
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Someone's looking for a payoff. The case seems... iffy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: on a positive note at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (XV/P
Can't or doesn't want to
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:22 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Miklos, fingers crossed at August 13, 2026 08:23 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income at August 13, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: GM at August 13, 2026 08:25 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income
Since the league has lost money every year, they'll pay you $12.95 to take one.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:26 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income
WNBA gets half of that, right?
Posted by: Miklos, thinking that's how it works at August 13, 2026 08:26 AM (XOG/m)
Depends on the current price and how much fuel is in their tour bus.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 08:26 AM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: Bulg
MAGA MILF
Posted by: Miklos, succinct at August 13, 2026 08:27 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2026 08:27 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:27 AM (iABCo)
>>Can't or doesn't want to
Possibly a little bit of both.
And that is the crux of the biscuit of why we are where we are with Socialist Lunatics on the ascendency everywhere.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 08:28 AM (XV/Pl)
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If enough men, former basketball players who are identifying as women get into the league, the pure entertainment value will probably jack any franchise's worth up a bit.
It's still a silly league. Women thugs. Soon to be joined by male thugs. LMAO
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 08:28 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:28 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: rickb223
It is entirely possible that a decent bowling alley is worth more than a WNBA franchise
Posted by: Miklos, here for the beer and maybe a score at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (MaA4a)
Posted by: Miklos, succinct at August 13, 2026 08:27 AM (XOG/m
No relation to Mega Maid
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Bulg
I think she will run for Congress again from NH, then governor, then run for President when she is old enough. She is 28 now.
Posted by: Nostrildamus.... at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 13, 2026 08:30 AM (S32xh)
Posted by: Miklos, unable to answer at August 13, 2026 08:30 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 08:31 AM (2noDb)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Miklos
I'd definitely pay more for a bowling alley than a WNBA franchise.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income at August 13, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)
After being sold for $10B less than 2 years ago. That pace of turnover in ownership is very unusual…. I don’t get the $12B. The Lakers are probably the most valuable franchise in the NBA but the NFL is way more popular and the Seahawks just sold for $9.3B IIRC…. There’s no way a Super Bowl winning NFL franchise is worth less than any NBA team
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (MaA4a)
Posted by: Limburger Cheese at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (wVcYX)
So the judge is asserting that black people as a whole are fragile little creatures. Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:33 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Jimmy Choo at August 13, 2026 08:34 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 13, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Miklos, a minority of about 8% of the world's population at August 13, 2026 08:38 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Or Reggie at August 13, 2026 08:38 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Name Game at August 13, 2026 08:40 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 08:40 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:40 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)
I'd definitely pay more for a bowling alley than a WNBA franchise.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (lrRtF)
I'd pay more for a burned-out match than a WNBA franchise, because, while both worthless, the burned-out match would keep its mouth shut and not rant about "whiteness".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (IG3/x)
I can think of lots of appropriate punishments for him but I will withhold the specifics of same for the sake of good order.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (JNTt1)
The experts: Francesa Hong is going to easily win, And remember the people whose votes are counted last, the mail in ballots are all extremely leftwing so she'll pick up votes as the night goes on
Hong loses based on last minute mail in ballots
The right: Hey wait a minute this looks fishy all the last minute ballots went for the nominally more moderate candidate
The left: nothing to see here, move along
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: redridinghood
All I got is a NY Strip. Guess it will have to do.
Posted by: With Ketchup at August 13, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
*polite cough*
Posted by: Shuffleboard courts and horseshoe pits at August 13, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)
I always wondered why the issue of surrogacy has never been forced to deal with the fact that selling humans , even babies , amounts to slavery. Adoption is obviously different but agreeing to sell a baby at birth violates the babies rights not to be chattel. Womb rental is one thing , the outright purchase is very different
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 08:43 AM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Roller Derby?
I'm puttin' Darleen in
Posted by: Miklos sees easy money at August 13, 2026 08:43 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)
Hubba-worthy checks out. "Schwing", even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (IG3/x)
He should have rogered a gunsel in the senate committee room, filmed it and sent it to one of the Wachowski brothers to put in their new movie about trannys, troons and gunsels.
People would flock to see it.
Posted by: Using the word Gunsel at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (e2lsi)
But I'm not.
Posted by: Cornhole at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Couldn't Beat The Cheat at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (JM9I6)
Are there any examples of this in past elections in WI or really anywhere?
So the specific set of conditions:
In a primary the more extreme candidate is way, way up by 20 or more points and they then lose because 20% of the electorate changed their mind when they got to voting because they worried their preferred candidate wasn't electable
Because the other answer to this - enough votes were produced to give the more moderate guy the win because that's what the Dems want is way simpler.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:45 AM (EGW4m)
So every FBI person involved in "Operation Round River" has been fired or indicted, right?
Right?
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Count de Monet
One bowling alley is already pretty damn great
https://www.rocknbowl.com/
Posted by: Miklos ate alligator sandwiches there at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (XOG/m)
I suspect if you had access to internal communications this is the CO State Dems trying to get Boebert's seat.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Urrybody got they's mind in the gutter up in here.
Posted by: Hence, The Bowling Alley Talk at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)
https://tinyurl.com/4k2t2cz6
Looks like it was cold in the photography studio.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:48 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Slip 'N Slide at August 13, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Man Of Many Hats at August 13, 2026 08:48 AM (JM9I6)
Was it an open primary, with decreased R voters and the same amount of missing R voters in the D vote total?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miklos says let's give 'em the gunsel at August 13, 2026 08:49 AM (XOG/m)
Perhaps they could regain their popularity if they started serving avocado toast and soy lattes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:49 AM (IG3/x)
• Make an observation: (see above)
• Ask a Question. Turn the observation into a clear, testable question.
• Conduct background research
• Form a hypothesis
• Design and perform an experiment
• Analyze the data
• Draw a conclusion
• Communicate and Repeat
Pretty sure that the liberal
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: Miklos like consistency at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (XOG/m)
The former would seem to me to be a real issue, and this often gets captured under "revenge porn" laws, but if the latter not only has he committed no crime the people that brought the charge should be arrested for depriving him of his rights for a fishing expedition to go after his mother.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)
But I'm not.
Posted by: Cornhole at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Ditto.
Posted by: Slip 'N Slide at August 13, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)
Ballcock
Close nipple
Posted by: The Plumbing Section at Lowes at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: TV Addict at August 13, 2026 08:51 AM (JM9I6)
Many Hands make light work.
Blame Spider Robinson for this, not me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:51 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (ZxPkt)
https://www.rocknbowl.com/
Posted by: Miklos ate alligator sandwiches there at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (XOG/m)
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
FYI - Le Bon Temps Roule is an iconic, 24-hour dive bar located in Uptown New Orleans at 4801 Magazine Street.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (wVcYX)
I always wondered why the issue of surrogacy has never been forced to deal with the fact that selling humans , even babies , amounts to slavery. Adoption is obviously different but agreeing to sell a baby at birth violates the babies rights not to be chattel. Womb rental is one thing , the outright purchase is very different
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 08:43 AM (WOnE5)
Technically, the surrogate does not make money. Legally, the only thing that can be paid for is expenses related to the birth of the child. So it has been dealt with, but clearly there are still huge issues.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Vending machines for smokes
Like back when it was America
Posted by: Miklos likes to light one up sometimes at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (tNwfv)
Nah....they changed their name from Democrats to Sandusky's years ago......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (2YhKe)
+++
What I think you're referring to is the candidate was "up by 20 or more points in the polls..."
Polls are irrelevant now, thanks to technology. Random sampling is next to impossible. It changed rather rapidly and we the voting public haven't adjusted to it. We are so conditioned to decades and decades of semi-reliable polls as a predictor that we still pay attention to them.
Polls are worthless now.
This post refers:
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/411870.php
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)
They've overcome the stigma of 'acting white' so maybe they'll adjust.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Nick Price, lottery fixer at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (EGW4m)
Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
A new Spider-Man movie just hit theaters.
And it got me thinking: could Spider-Man afford to buy a home in New York City?
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And Superman's Fortress of Solitude? Forget about it! But the solution is obvious. Just redistribute Batman's income.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 13, 2026 08:54 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)
Uneducated guess: It was done with consenting adults and was not really publicly talked about prior to cases like this. I'm not even sure it could be defined as slavery since you have a man and a woman making a child that grows inside a third party with the understanding the baby would go to the parents.
But demanding the child be aborted just because of this is outright evil.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:54 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (7xx4i)
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Meanwhile, Justine Castreaux stays safely in California, out of the reach of Canadian doctor-murderers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (tNwfv)
D
Crowley 315k
Hong 315k
Others 164k
R
Tiffany 420k
Other 20k
2022 Primary
D
Evers 492k
R
Michels 327k
Kleefish 291k
Others 75k
The big takeaway is contested elections get more votes, but honestly looks like the D numbers in 2026 were goosed, likely to give Crowley just enough to win.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)
Bobwan
@BobHumphreys
let me get this straight. AOC is now the moderate establishment candidate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (ndZc7)
We can't have nice things......and likely never will. The left sucks and they have ALL the power.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)
Translations:
Keep our communities safe = double-down on sanctuary laws and harassment and obstruction of ICE officers; abolish ICE ASAP
Strengthen our schools = Go along with every teachers union demand for huge teacher salary raises and hiring more and more teachers and school staffers (especially trans counselors, i.e, groomers), promote trans participation in official school sports, hide trans student ID as trans, medical status, prescriptions, etc, from parents
Ultimately lower costs = Put more and more people, especially illegals, on welfare and on Medicaid (continue to look the other way on fraud with FedGov dollars, tasking state employees to develop harder-to-discover fraud schemes)
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 08:56 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (hZXic)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 08
Rude. Because I am starving right now.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Miss Mae's is at 4336 Magazine Street.
I would go there, because I remember Miss Mae and her remarkable beehive hairdo.
Posted by: Miklos likes dive bar options at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (XOG/m)
The big takeaway is contested elections get more votes, but honestly looks like the D numbers in 2026 were goosed, likely to give Crowley just enough to win.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)
The big takeaway is they cheated, again, and no one did anything about it.
If you don't think they'll cheat again in November, you're not paying attention.
Until SOMETHING happens to secure our elections, in EVERY state, we're proper f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (2noDb)
Perhaps they could regain their popularity if they started serving avocado toast and soy lattes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:49 AM (IG3/x)
Just keep the County Health Departments treading lightly on the bowling alley grill operations. Just clean enough.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (igCg8)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (2UJ+q)
Veggies aren't going to fix that situation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)
Like back when it was America
Posted by: Miklos likes to light one up sometimes at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (XOG/m)
Those continued to exist in bars up here (including bowling alleys) long after they'd been banned in most public venues.
I guess the thinking was that unattended kids weren't supposed to be in bars in the first place.
Nowadays you'd need a hand truck to carry enough quarters for a pack of smokes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (IG3/x)
https://www.rocknbowl.com/
Posted by: Miklos ate alligator sandwiches there at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (XOG/m)
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
FYI - Le Bon Temps Roule is an iconic, 24-hour dive bar located in Uptown New Orleans at 4801 Magazine Street.
Posted by: Count de Monet
The bowling alley that I grew up in, literally, was torn down before I could hit 21 and drink in the bar.
I haz a major sad. Parents bowled 3x a week. I was in the nursery until old enough to sit and watch. Then I had Saturday morning league.
I'll never forget their french fries & cheeseburgers.
R. I. P. Red Bird Lanes.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (lrRtF)
Ken, Lonnie, I'd like you to meet Mohamet, Jugdish, Hyman and Seymour.
Posted by: DNC at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (e2lsi)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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I have no idea which alley owner was the first to market late night bowling with DJ's, lighting, drinks and such, but remember learning about it in the mid/late 80's at The Garden Bowl in downtown Detroit. And they're still in business!
So - yeah, better investment than WNBA.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (4HoLg)
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (k+wO+)
Posted by: Miklos likes the word why at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Count de Monet
With Flo the waitress.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Cafe DuMonde at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (O0L8i)
And remember:
Under current SCOTUS precedent, the people--as they interpret the Constitution that begins "We the People"--do not have standing to seek a free, fair and transparent election.
That it what the 7 of the 9 said in TX v. PA in 2020.
You, you the people, under your Constitution, do not have standing to seek a free, fair and transparent election.
Only the government that runs the (fraudulent) election has that right.
And, just barely this year, candidates now do.
But not you, the one the outcome actually affects.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (2UJ+q)
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My bride likes barre workouts, so we can barter!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (k+wO+)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (2UJ+q)
Phoebe Buffay had her brother’s triplets on Friends. Don’t think she got paid for the inconvenience. Shock (and comedic) value high… along with Smelly Cat
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (MaA4a)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (O0L8i)
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A fine way to summarize.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:02 AM (k+wO+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM
We would also have accepted "pronounced hooterage."
Posted by: The judges at August 13, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)
And is that really the answer?
Sort of, to the first question. And to the second question: no, or not exactly.
By the end of Trump's term we'll not have come close to turning this ship around. What we do with Trump's examples and spirit will be the issue. And as for fighting like the Left, i.e., with mendacity and hatred and violence, we need to find a more confident and open but no less ruthless way of fighting. The conservative base and its heartiest and bravest warriors are showing the way. Our politicians for the most part, sadly, are not.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (2noDb)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
Because 24 hour manufacturing died out. Which is why league play was during the week. Most every manufacturing town/steel mill town had multiple allies and shift leagues.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (lrRtF)
@libsoftiktok
Kathy Hochul announces $7 Million taxpayer dollars towards illegal aliens’ legal fees
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (NpAcC)
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Mason who built the Great Wall of China?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)
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On special occasions we slaughter the fatted rat!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (k+wO+)
Posted by: Jaimo
Fist bump!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)
I don't doubt that this is true but what I saw discussed initially was that she was 17 and he was 18, which is entirely legal in Colorado... right up to the point where you decide that videoing it for posterity, and posting it online, is the thing you want to do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cafe DuMonde
Then off to the few dive bars in the Quarter.
The Dungeon, if you can fit in
Posted by: Miklos remembers things he should not at August 13, 2026 09:05 AM (XOG/m)
The pricing was always the cheapest at my local when growing up.
That, and a "Yeah, you look 21" serving policy.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 09:05 AM (Y8DZL)
Hey in case you are still around I think I'd asked you about what your better half's pesto rolls are like. Hard, soft , fluffy, etc. I bake bread, just like to know since I think they're a good idea.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:06 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)
It's still child porn, even if he just immediately burned it to a DVD which he keeps locked in a safe at all times. It's stupid, because that wasn't the intent, but it is what it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223
There are numerous jokes involving three holes that the kids just could not even
Posted by: Miklos will have another Falstaff at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (XOG/m)
Lefthanders Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)
Yes polls are crap
But 22 points off?
I asked google AI to look at the RCP data and tell me how often this has happened before this in other governor primary races in the last 10 years and the answer was once - the 2026 Minnesota Republican Gubernatorial Primary so I see why Lindell is pissed off...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (2CeDH)
Must be four or five in the city plus one on base.
I should probably go bowling while I still can.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (2noDb)
That's not code for anything is it?
Posted by: Sounds kinky at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Up My Alley at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (JM9I6)
Our little garden is not very well groomed, but it has a multitude of plenitude of firebushes, bottlebrushes, jasmine, lavender and milkweed. Plus a running fountain and baths. Feeders a short distance. The It Place for birds, bees and butterflies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (O0L8i)
That it what the 7 of the 9 said in TX v. PA in 2020.
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It was even more ridiculous. If someone brought a case before the election “judges” said you can’t do anything since the election hasn’t happened. Then if you brought a suit post election it was too late because we can’t chance elections.
Deniers have a free hand to cheat with no consequences.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:09 AM (7xx4i)
7 of 9 barred the case at the courthouse door so it never got filed, which is extraordinary. Had it been filed, a metric shit-ton of evidence would have been on the record.
It was a clever gambit because a state suing another state has original jurisdiction at SCOTUS
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)
Like back when it was America
Posted by: Miklos likes to light one up sometimes
+++
You can still buy smokes from vending machines in Europe.
And we think we have so much more freedom over here.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 13, 2026 09:09 AM (Lo97M)
Biggest contributor to real estate taxes paid in Loudon County and a huge statewide contributor. Has Spanberger defended data centers?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:09 AM (tNwfv)
Posted by: Miklos will have another Falstaff
Pick 'em up and carry 'em like a six pack.
I miss Falstaff. Lemp Brewery.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:10 AM (lrRtF)
Also, lefties make good bowlers, nice natural hook. I had a nice hook.
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:10 AM (2noDb)
Posted by: Miklos reconciles with Self at August 13, 2026 09:10 AM (XOG/m)
They all say the first parts, about how America is racist, has mistreated natives, etc., etc.
She just stated their conclusions out loud:
Therefore, we must ban Thanksgiving. Ban Independence Day.
No Democrat anywhere will disagree with her premise, none of them.
They just don't want to say the logical conclusions.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (3cUTc)
What prevents Kath Hochul from announcing $7 million taxpayer dollars towards her personal retirement fund?
At what point does this become looting of the treasury?
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (nAS9C)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (lrRtF)
The Economist
@TheEconomist
Of the main gang of six pups, some critics note, only one is a girl, whose outfit and even eyes are pink. Worse, the top dog is a police pup, so the whole thing is pro-police “copaganda”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)
I don't remember the details, but presumably the judges in question tried to screw over the winning Dem. No way they'd have done time for cheating against the Republican.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 09:12 AM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:12 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:12 AM (2noDb)
That's how far left the "center" of the party is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:13 AM (3cUTc)
And we think we have so much more freedom over here.
Posted by: Florida Peasant
Where?
Very taxed, very regulated
never saw that
Posted by: Miklos calls bullshit at August 13, 2026 09:13 AM (XOG/m)
The Economist
@TheEconomist
Of the main gang of six pups, some critics note, only one is a girl, whose outfit and even eyes are pink. Worse, the top dog is a police pup, so the whole thing is pro-police “copaganda”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
The word "Patrol" didn't give it away, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:14 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)
Didn’t they get the message that woke 1 is crazy?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:14 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:14 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Jaimo
So that's where that came from.
I was scared to ask
Posted by: Miklos calls on Marleen for Comfort at August 13, 2026 09:15 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:15 AM (MaA4a)
Posted by: Jeff Carter at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (qHa8y)
That's how far left the "center" of the party is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:13 AM (3cUTc)
For as long as I’ve followed politics every Republican was worse than Hitler.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (7xx4i)
I mean it fits, Paw Patrol goes back to 2013. What passed for moderate or a-political then is extreme right wing per the FNM now
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)
In communism, they start shooting them from the beginning and don't stop.
In socialism, they start shooting them when the people realize it's no different than communism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (3cUTc)
I would go there, because I remember Miss Mae and her remarkable beehive hairdo.
Posted by: Miklos likes dive bar options at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (XOG/m)
Back last century, in the closing decades, was in the French Quarter with work friends celebrating the night before a wedding. Had my first and only (so far!) Flaming Dr. Pepper drink. Don't remember which establishment. I remember the remarkable drink.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
I hate the saying, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", but in this case it's appropriate.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:17 AM (lrRtF)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 09:17 AM (0sNs1)
The Lead CNN
@TheLeadCNN
Police investigating after a Black woman was found hanging from a tree in Mississippi
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Chaser.
Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Her black boyfriend was arrested.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:17 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: So there's that at August 13, 2026 09:18 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:18 AM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
_________
Related - Recently watched a youtube explaining why mattress stores are all over the place. They rent properties thought to be in areas of future commercial expansion and just sit on them till the landlord of the strip mall or whatever wants them out for tenant that will generate greater foot traffic, and then negotiate a buyout that gives them a profit. Or if the contract permits, sublease at a profit. No significant cost in converting the property since a mattress store is basically just a big open space to begin with.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 09:18 AM (XvL8K)
All true but if this was a Dem's kid the charges would never have been brought.
Yes yes Republicans should "be better" but they are people and if you set a higher standard for them then Dems you are just hanging election victories to dems.
Does anyone seriously believe if the FBI accessed the online accounts of every Dem officeholder's teen kid that a bunch of them wouldn't have illegal porn they made with a girl/boyfriend?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Lane Conditioner at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Good chance it was Pat O'Brien's
Posted by: Miklos stole glasses from there at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (7xx4i)
Lefthanders Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM
It doesn't get much more sinister than this.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (0sNs1)
Which vote counters are in more hot water, the Wisconsinites who delivered the state from being hung with Hong, or the Michiganders who failed to prevent Sayed from being on the fall ballot?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (4nevv)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (rFdmY)
>>Furious Hasan Piker melts down over Francesca Hong’s loss: ‘Outlaw Thanksgiving and outlaw boomers’
Awww, you mad, bro?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)
He could work with Hong voters to get a lawsuit and discovery going...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (rFdmY)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (Lo97M)
Posted by: ...
Still here. She makes the rolls soft. I'll ask where she got the recipe and forward it here by the 1100 thread.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Sandy Occasional Cortex at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (4nevv)
Posted by: Twinkletoes Flinstone at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 09:18 AM
I saw that, too. The Fat Electrician.
https://youtu.be/5NV3Mf1EHEk
Interesting assessment.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Yes, but is it be better or don't be extraordinarily fucking intergalactically stupid. Of course there are multiple impossible standards but posting sex videos of under 18 yo if that's what happened is Retarded with a capital (R).
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (iABCo)
Welp, another victory for Moderate Democrats.
A tenth state has now made it legal for The Ladies to murder their own children by vivisection seconds before they're born.
I guess all women will now vote for the Democrats in November.
We're doomed.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (iJfKG)
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That sort of thing is best kept inside the locker room.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
The dark underbelly of “Paw Patrol”
Why a debate over a hit cartoon is more than culture-war madness
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)
I was watching an old L&O Criminal Intent last night (with Jeff Goldblum, not the OGs) and the perp turned his victims into mulch. Just sayin’
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 09:24 AM (SjAWL)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)
I think we should "outlaw" him. Slowly.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:24 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 09:24 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 09:25 AM (rFdmY)
The Economist
@TheEconomist
Of the main gang of six pups, some critics note, only one is a girl, whose outfit and even eyes are pink. Worse, the top dog is a police pup, so the whole thing is pro-police “copaganda”
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE LEFT'S CARTOON PROPAGANDA HAS ALWAYS BEEN MET WITH, "ARE YOU NUTTY, IT'S JUST A CARTOON!!"
PAW PATROL IS JUST A CARTOON, YOU GUYZ!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 13, 2026 09:25 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:26 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)
You’re definitely right about that and despite my judginess I’d definitely vote for Boebert over any Dem no matter how personally pure. I’ll admit it does bother me a little… but not anywhere enough to sway my vote
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:26 AM (MaA4a)
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This might be the dumbest and most blatant partisan activism of August, at least so far.
Posted by: and John Roberts is a deeply stupid coward at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (4nevv)
It's also,
Lefthanders Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM
What the hell?!?!
Where's Lefthander's Month???
You Right Privilege bastards owe me and mine reparations!
Reparations, I say!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
Because 24 hour manufacturing died out. Which is why league play was during the week. Most every manufacturing town/steel mill town had multiple allies and shift leagues.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (lrRtF)
Berra-Rizzuto Lanes in Clifton, NJ. Yogi and The Scooter ran a great alley...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Miklos stole glasses from there at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (XOG/m)
It wasn't O'Brien's. This place was a block or three off the main drag, away from the river (Easterly?) If I 'memba my geography and orienteering.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Both Navy Veterans, Too at August 13, 2026 09:29 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Common Tater
British practice girl over there smoked Dunhills. I thought they were 16 to pack.
Posted by: Nick Price, lottery fixer at August 13, 2026 09:29 AM (EGW4m)
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This might be the dumbest and most blatant partisan activism of August, at least so far.
Posted by: and John Roberts is a deeply stupid coward at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (4nevv)
It’s under the “Dems can do it but Reps can’t do it” clause of the constitution.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:29 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Hard to keep track
The Quarter has, what, at least five or six bars
Posted by: Miklos recalls place called House of the Rising Sun at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (XOG/m)
Full court press Karoline Leavitt’s possible successors emerge after WH press secretary’s surprise departure
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JJS, this link is broken.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (4nevv)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (2noDb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)
Yup.
But isn't it just like his tribe to rage and demand the things he hates must be "outlawed"/stop existing?
This is why they are incompatible with the West.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Miklos recalls place called House of the Rising Sun at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (XOG/m)
It has a few, yes. One needs never to go thirsty.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)
Why a debate over a hit cartoon is more than culture-war madness
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (/+uur)
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There's a dark underbelly to Paw Patrol?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (4nevv)
Abdul El-Sayed Challenges Mike Rogers to No-Pads Tackle Football Showdown as Senate Race turns Personal
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Both Navy Veterans, Too at August 13, 2026 09:29 AM (JM9I6)
My memory was Berra-Rizzuto. My memory comes with terms and conditions, however, and is void where prohibited...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (nbLIj)
Seriously. . Really, seriously?
You can bet your entire pile of quatloos on the Communists and their media monopoly , not to mention their never to be investigated but painfully apparent Cheat code, to smash the R candidate.
The Commies are ascendant. The RINOs have the Commies right where they want them. And therein lies THE problem….’our’ side is NOT our side.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (FCPbW)
Trump tried to teach us how to win. Let's see how Rogers handles it.
Nowhere pithy enough but something *along the lines* of - "this election isn't about playing football, this is about what is in our minds. Our thoughts. You told us some of yours, and then you deleted the posts, Sayed. Thousands of them. Let's have a Showdown about that."
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (iABCo)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (2noDb)
Used to love Baltimore's duck pin lanes. My late sister lived there and I'd make her take me every time I visited..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (nbLIj)
I think it was just another rope-a-dope played on conservatives.
I have a circuitous 'logic' but here goes: Abdul El-Sayed is from MI. His August 2026 primary victory came in the most expensive U.S. Senate primary ever.
Jim Clyburn had "criticized him over a perceived lack of diversity and Black support at his campaign rallies" but El-Sayed would win by heavily dominating university areas and younger demographic groups, sweeping every major college town in the state.
The 'old' Democratic party, which for the most part is all in with the 'new' socialist aspects, absolutely knew he would carry the state.
>Michigan Advance, High turnout shaped Michigan primary, boosting El-Sayed and Lawrence to victory, Aug. 6, 2026
In part, John Sellek of Harbor Strategic told the Advance on Thursday that the only other time Michigan has, in the last 20 years, seen this level of turnout was when U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont) was on the ticket.
“So it’s unique, but it is a sign of real difficulty for Republicans currently taking the blame for high prices, tariffs, the war and more,” Sellek said.
And CNN was on it! 🎆
Cont'd -
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (NFX2v)
NYT, Hong's Defeat Shows the Limits of the Progressive Movement; Forbes, Socialist Francesca Hong Narrowly Loses Wisconsin Gubernatorial Primary After ‘Cancel Thanksgiving’ Controversy; WP, How mainstream Democrats pulled over a big upset against a democratic socialist, etc.
Theater.
🤔 Oh, it was the polls! Mediate, ‘Can We Catch a Break?’ CNN Data Guru Breaks Down Why Polling May Be Overestimating ‘Lefties,’ Aug 12, 2026
In part, "He (Enten) pointed out that both Hong and Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed both won the five counties in their respective states with the highest share of under-40 voters. The polling, he argued, may have “too many” young progressives participating, and giving an exaggerated sense of the candidates’ popularity."
AND who could 'take' that election without question? Perfect!
More old guard protection. And conservatives were so mean to a first generation woman of an immigrant family, a POC, in a 'historical' race!
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (NFX2v)
And we think we have so much more freedom over here.
Posted by: Florida Peasant
I mean what, for that they only give up free speech, the right to bear arms and defend yourself, basic economic freedoms, legitimate redress of grievances, political representation...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 10:08 AM (OUMaO)
Why are 12 state attorneys general, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta and New York Attorney General Letitia James, leading the effort? Why all 'liberal' states? (California & New York joined by Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, Oregon, Washington.)
Had to ask AI. The answer, in part, "The involvement of exclusively Democratic ("liberal") state attorneys general boils down to a mix of ideological approaches to antitrust enforcement and a highly contentious political battle over the ownership of CNN."
Republican critics accuse the 12 liberal AGs of abusing antitrust powers purely to preserve CNN's liberal bent.
Liberal AGs argue that allowing two of Hollywood's remaining five major studios to combine will severely harm labor (like the Writers Guild of America, which has filed its own companion lawsuit) and raise subscription prices for the working-class consumer.
Think I got it: CNN and TDS.
Good day! 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)
“Someone needs to tell me why that is a legal order,” she said.
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 10:40 AM (RHGPo)
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As the article notes, Intel's first product was memory - specifically a 64-bit SRAM module.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (yMCWt)
And "Superstition" is one of the great songs of the '70s. There, I said it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:34 AM (wzUl9)
Four teens from Florida help push an elderly woman's broken down mobile wheelchair in the rain. Faithpot site:
https://tinyurl.com/vpxcte5m
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:36 AM (W90Ou)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:36 AM (wzUl9)
Old man yelling at Claude!
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:37 AM (odBC9)
I note that the Man who Made Intel (Engineer, not MBA) was Grof Andras, better known as Andy Grove.
To the end of his days, he spoke English with a thick layer of Hungarian.
Posted by: Mere Murican Magyar Miklos at August 13, 2026 04:41 AM (XOG/m)
Last night I dreamed that I had gone away to college, an Ivy League or similar place, and was in a "temporary" dorm suite with a number of other guys. Two of them woke us all at 6:30 am, saying, "We need to smoke." Which made me realize that I had not brought a pipe or tobacco with me. Nor, it seemed, had I brought more than one change of clothing; I thought in the dream that I'd have to have my mother ship a *lot* of stuff to me. Plus there were no branches of my bank in this college town.
My suitemates began to head out -- we were all moving to our permanent dorms, it seemed. I was trying to pack when a young girl about five feet tall knocked at the door, and asked me, "Have you heard about Janix?" Before she could explain whether that was a person, a product, or a movement, I woke up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:42 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:42 AM (sAmhv)
If not back again before I go
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 04:43 AM (Ia/+0)
https://tinyurl.com/vpxcte5m
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
How did they know it was a "woman"?
Are they teen biologists?
Posted by: Associate Justice Ketanji Jackson-Browne at August 13, 2026 04:43 AM (XOG/m)
I note that the Man who Made Intel (Engineer, not MBA) was Grof Andras, better known as Andy Grove.
To the end of his days, he spoke English with a thick layer of Hungarian.
Posted by: Mere Murican Magyar Miklos at August 13, 2026 04:41 AM (XOG/m)
Looking him up online; he sounds amazing.
(1936-2016)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:48 AM (odBC9)
How much code could Claude Code code if Claude Code could code code?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:48 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:49 AM (wmzkx)
Mine (inherited) has never had ballots in the trunk, to my knowledge.
But it is a 2010 LaCrosse with 53k on the clock.
Posted by: Miklos don't get around much at August 13, 2026
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One of the first generation, then, when LaCrosse was the mid-level car, the replacement for LeSabre? Later, after the demise of the model that replaced the much-missed Park Avenue, LaCrosse moved up to become the top-level car.
No, wait. 2010 was the first year of the big flagship LaCrosse, the generation I have (mine is a 2016).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:50 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Miklos also did the de-lousing part at August 13, 2026 04:50 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:52 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:52 AM (wmzkx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
Only nine years until I can register it as a Classic (cheaper insurance).
Posted by: Miklos plans ahead at August 13, 2026 04:52 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
I guess Martinizing is still OK
Posted by: Miklos also did the de-lousing part at August 13, 2026 04:50 AM (XOG/m)
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Anyone here still Simonize?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 04:52 AM (yMCWt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog
I've never even considered buying an ecclesiastical office.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:55 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (yMCWt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Yes, the short story "Protection", about the overly helpful validusian derg.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (VHUov)
I touted the virtues of Josephine Tey's last novel, The Singing Sands. It has "cozy" elements: no gore or explicit language or sex; it takes place mostly in small communities in Scotland; and the sleuth, even though he's a Scotland Yard inspector, is on medical leave (an attack of claustrophobia!), so he's sort of an amateur detective in this story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Miklos awaits prompt at August 13, 2026 04:58 AM (XOG/m)
https://tinyurl.com/yx2pur6t
https://tinyurl.com/4ze7r2bh
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 05:00 AM (yMCWt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs
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Says who?
Posted by: Miklos awaits prompt at August 13, 2026 04:58 AM (XOG/m)
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Ize said.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 05:01 AM (yMCWt)
Trevor Noah, The event MC, is a tech illiterate who probably carries an iPhone.
Cell phone design and implementation maxed about 5 years ago, it seems, and has barely advanced since then. For example, a Pixel 11 key feature is an LED on the back camera bar that lights up when one of your favorites calls you. Yeah! Somehow this is supposed to make it easier for cell phone addicts to not interact with their phone.
AI jammed into every conceivable nook and cranny of these electronic surveillance devices now makes electronic surveillance acceptable.
Plus the prices are higher.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:01 AM (JUTN6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Yes, the short story "Protection", about the overly helpful validusian derg.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 13, 2026
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Sheckley was kind of a gadfly of SF magazines in the '50s -- very prolific, using at least one pen name, and producing a raft of stories with his brand of poker-faced humor. Sort of like William Tenn.
One Sheckley story in Galaxy, "A Wind Is Rising," features humans stationed on a planet where the winds blow at over 100 miles per hour nearly all the time. A very tense story that would have made a fine Outer Limits, old or new, had they possessed the budget for it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:01 AM (wzUl9)
And did Tey sound like someone they would like to read or had anyone?
If you were going to start a book club for men how would you advertise that, and what would you choose?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:02 AM (wmzkx)
Posted by: Miklos wants to SHOUT at August 13, 2026 05:03 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:03 AM (wmzkx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:04 AM (JUTN6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:06 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Jack London, Mark Twain, Chaucer
Evelyn Waugh and Winston Churchill for the advanced members
H.L. Mencken required for entry
And some things to laugh at and make fun of in a guy way because famous but why?
Posted by: Miklos has opinions at August 13, 2026 05:07 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:08 AM (wmzkx)
We shall see.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:09 AM (JUTN6)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)
If you were going to start a book club for men how would you advertise that, and what would you choose?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026
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The librarian who runs the thing, who seems to have eclectic tastes, wrote down the title in her notebook, so maybe she'll look the author up.
For men? Adventure and crime stories. Some Alistair Maclean spy tales, the Bond books, Elmore Leonard's and Loren Estleman's Westerns and some of their crime/mystery stories, etc. Herman Wouk's Caine Mutiny and maybe his story of a young writer, Youngblood Hawke.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:10 AM (wzUl9)
Ive read most of those folks and I like them, but since men are sometimes lamenting the loss of male only spaces ( and I agree with them) they would have to advertise it surreptitiously , I suppose.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:11 AM (wmzkx)
Are they teen biologists?
Posted by: Associate Justice Ketanji Jackson-Browne
They were homeschooled so that complicated question was already figured out by the time they were ten.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:11 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026
***
Park Avenues and LeSabres, I'll warrant, with yellow-ringed whitewalls on big sparkly rims, and paint jobs that have seen better days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:12 AM (wzUl9)
An alternative is Heinlein, The Asimov Robot stories, Matthew Hughes for his tales of the Archonate, and Ryk E. Spoor for his Grand Central Arena stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:13 AM (wzUl9)
Thank you, Fen. Sending that along to my mom. She'll love it.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:13 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:36 AM (wzUl9)
It has occurred to me, as a fan of LitRPG, that if a movie is to ever be made of one of my faves, it would fall to me to learn how to use GenAI for video. My experience of creative endeavors tells me that there would be very limited benefit from learning how to do short-form works like music videos; once the tools were mastered (after the first one or three), the workflow would be so different, it would be time do dive straight in to the deep end.
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 05:14 AM (Sy6m/)
You overlooked the rust holes in the in the body from the road salt.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:17 AM (JUTN6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:18 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:18 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
The Kollidge that I attended brought in people (for a fee) to speak and inform/entertain. The contracts said that they had to spend an hour after with the student speakers' committee in a kind of reception. I was never a member, but disregarded the student committee pissants who tried to keep me out.
One was Graham Chapman of the Pythonites. The students were always shy about approaching the Famous People, I wasn't, so Mr Chapman and I were having a conversation in which I knew not to ask about Monty Python, or repeat any usual question.
Then two from the Official Committee came over and said "we love your British humour, more sophisticated than American".
Chapman looked at them and said "we did fart jokes, you know"
Posted by: Miklos well remembers at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (JUTN6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:23 AM (u82oZ)
Don't know how to tell you this, Fei-Fei...
Indeed!
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:23 AM (odBC9)
We would take turns reading passages in exaggerated girl voices while tending to the grill and smoker, and trying to get Earl's truck fixed.
Posted by: Miklos thinks hell this might work at August 13, 2026 05:24 AM (XOG/m)
Will keep you in prayer and I'm glad your SIL can look at the images.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:25 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:29 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (JUTN6)
-
They were hot back then.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 05:29 AM (yMCWt)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 13, 2026 05:30 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:32 AM (jjoN6)
Charles I picture looking like Scott Glenn; Earl, like Rory Calhoun. Bob Lee I'm not sure about. Didn't Mark Wahlberg play him in one film adaptation?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:33 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:33 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (JUTN6)
-
They were hot back then.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 05:29 AM (yMCWt)
; )
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:34 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Starting about that time, I have met some well known people, and it started then-
Nothing about what you are famous for
Nothing particularly personal
Look around-same or different (to them, not me)?
I asked if the same cheap (but French, must be French) wine was all the universities he did his appearances at (Yes, good laugh)
Do you have time to eat some New Orleans food, do you know where to go? (No actually, do you have any suggestions)
Well, I made you laugh, do I have a career in comedy (perhaps, probably not, it is a funny business).
We were talking about New Orleans food when we were rudely interrupted.
Posted by: Miklos never asks the same question once at August 13, 2026 05:35 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Miklos well remembers at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (XOG/m)
They seem nice.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:37 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Not even if it is a mint condition original signed by Rookie Joe DiMaggio himself?
Posted by: Miklos knos what he's got, or can make at August 13, 2026 05:41 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:41 AM (wmzkx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
In Nawlins it is pronounced Lie-ola
Pretty girls right next door
Posted by: Miklos and Muldoon have a vague collegiate connection at August 13, 2026 05:43 AM (XOG/m)
Don't know how to tell you this, Fei-Fei...
Indeed!
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:23 AM (odBC9)
Subtitle of the article:
Fei-Fei Li warns overreliance on AI could erode students' motivation, agency, and ability to think for themselves
Ayup!
archive site:
https://archive.is/oO7Lj
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)
My major professor then failed at tenure, so he went to Loyola. Just in time for the floods. He moved to a third university.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:47 AM (u82oZ)
hubermanlab.com
Using AI for Good
Using AI to Increase Your Intelligence & Enrich Humanity
Dr. Fei-Fei Li
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:54 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:54 AM (JUTN6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
As a young lad, I considered the on campus beer joint the "Chemistry Department".
Loyola had one too, but the idjits never bothered to wander over and say hi.
Posted by: Miklos enjoyed his time there, even god good grades somehow at August 13, 2026 05:55 AM (XOG/m)
May you all have a blessed day and know that you are a blessing to others!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:56 AM (wmzkx)
Superstition
Sesame Street Live
https://youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE
This is the version.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:54 AM (JUTN6)
Wow! He IS the music!
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
*
In Nawlins it is pronounced Lie-ola
Pretty girls right next door
Posted by: Miklos and Muldoon have a vague collegiate connection at August 13, 2026
***
Not as many pretty ones as in years gone by. A lot of them look like they've been snacking on Twinkies for a good part of the day since they were twelve.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)
My major professor then failed at tenure, so he went to Loyola. Just in time for the floods. He moved to a third university.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026
***
What year did you visit?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 13, 2026 06:10 AM (yM1Zs)
Posted by: Just Wondering at August 13, 2026 06:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 13, 2026
***
What morning would be complete without a belch from The Hag, amirite?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Ha!
Probably sad but true.
But my freshman year I went to a couple of parties at the katlick all-girl college right across St Charles. Was that Dominican? I think they closed soon after.
The girls there were man-hungry, and all about thrice my skinny 18 year old self.
I realized that nekkid activities could easily get my bones broken. ta-ta, well-fed young ladies
Posted by: Miklos made difficult decisions early in life at August 13, 2026 06:15 AM (XOG/m)
hubermanlab.com
Using AI for Good
Using AI to Increase Your Intelligence & Enrich Humanity
Dr. Fei-Fei Li
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)
It's two hours plus a bit.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:16 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
We are the last Proud Sponsor of the Clinton Global Foundation
Posted by: Val-U-Rite (which does sound like a K&B brand) at August 13, 2026 06:18 AM (XOG/m)
The girls there were man-hungry, and all about thrice my skinny 18 year old self.
I realized that nekkid activities could easily get my bones broken. ta-ta, well-fed young ladies
Posted by: Miklos made difficult decisions early in life at August 13, 2026
***
Right, Dominican was up the street, about a block past Broadway. Loyola took the buildings over in the late '80s or early '90s -- at least Miss Linda was staying there during her first semester of law at Loyola. Not sure if they are still owned by Loyola, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)
Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)
Still there were some when I returned to work there in '02, but a lot of them were slim Chinese students. Though there was one Brazilian girl, fair-skinned with black hair, who was spectacular.
The undergrads, however, steadily gained avoirdupois over the years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
I think Tulane leased some dorms for a while, until they got in all the money and built their own.
Posted by: Miklos finds it amusing that the Alumi Association thinks I should give moneys at August 13, 2026 06:26 AM (XOG/m)
Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,
Consummate consummating one might say
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:26 AM (JUTN6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)
None of that is on his Wikipedia page.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:27 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Miklos enjoyed his time there, even god good grades somehow at August 13, 2026 05:55 AM (XOG/m)
heh
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (pI9r+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (VyBeY)
I exclude GM consideration since Mr. Obama’s phony “bankruptcy” for GM, since my 401-k once held GM bonds. I was lucky that my bonds matured before the bondholders were betrayed by the “bankruptcy”.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)
Let’s not get all knotted up about oo did oo.
Posted by: Pete Bog channeling Python at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (pI9r+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Mass is a mathematically measurable manifestation.
It sometimes comes down to raw numbers.
In my day
Tulane-5/3 ratio boys/girls
Loyola-7/3 ratio girls/boys
Res ipsa loquitur
Posted by: Miklosius does not remember Tulane's official Latin Motto, sure they got one though at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (nHXB4)
1994.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026
***
I was working at the Graduate School office then, down in the main building on St. Charles. Used MS Access to build them an automated payroll action form (PAF) printing system. The GS had to generate them for all the grad students except for the med school and Engineering. The lady whose job it had been took all summer to *type* the darn things, a lot of the data over and over again. That was just the sort of thing computers were for.
Still my best achievement in the computer field, bar none.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:32 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:32 AM (JUTN6)
Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)
None of that is on his Wikipedia page.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:27 AM (odBC9)
Oh, it does have this:
Enrique Alpañés, writing in El Pais in 2025, described Huberman as "He-Man in a lab coat: a bearded, muscular jock with an impressive resume and even better oratory skills ... [preaching] a Silicon Valley-style self-help approach, a kind of “pop neuroscience” focused on lifestyle changes and supplements to work faster and live longer", though opining that Huberman often "recommends activities that are more befitting a deranged shaman than a scientist".
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:33 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump, by Executive Order at August 13, 2026 06:33 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Miklosius does not remember Tulane's official Latin Motto, sure they got one though at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (XOG/m)
Deo et Patriae
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:34 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:32 AM (JUTN6)
My favorite class action settlement was from Zappos, due to a data breach.
A one-time 10% off coupon, which would expire in 30 days...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:34 AM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 13, 2026 06:35 AM (pI9r+)
Posted by: Miklos finds it amusing that the Alumi Association thinks I should give moneys at August 13, 2026
***
For many years the grad student apartments used to stand on the north end of campus, a long walk from anything else. Katrina finished that off. For a time Two-Lane leased apartments in a Garden District-area building, and they had some apartments as late as 2015 down by the med school and the public library.
They built some new grad housing, I think, but I'm not sure where.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)
Isn't Andrew Huberman the self-help guru that got busted for having six simultaneous affairs with women? None knew about the other?
Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)
Must have been exhausting. One good thing about monogamy is that there's only one situation to handle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:36 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
University Textbook Department
Downstairs in the UC
Oh lawd
Barbara Williams was the best boss I ever had, though
Posted by: Miklos was apartially self-funded student at August 13, 2026 06:37 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*smiles....?*
Posted by: Eve at August 13, 2026 06:38 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Do your dogs know this?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (JUTN6)
Now that I'm finished with assembling my journal references, the time to assemble my patent references draws nigh. Reviewing the CPC Scheme for catalysts, at random I looked up B01J 2531/0227 (Catalysts; Compositional aspects of complexes used; Complexes comprising pentahapto-cyclopentadienyl analogues; Carbollides) and damned if the first reference wasn't one where I'm an inventor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (O0L8i)
https://tinyurl.com/yufjs998
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (nHXB4)
Thank you!
archive site:
https://archive.is/wip/QrMG3
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)
https://tinyurl.com/yufjs998
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (nHXB4)
Thank you!
archive site:
https://archive.is/wip/QrMG3
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (odBC9)
It reads like a he-said, she-said.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
***
The most I ever tried to juggle was two women. Exhausting indeed.
But fun for all concerned . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy head out this morning for a four-weekend trip to points north (Waco, Twin Cities, Amana, Des Moines). Spare a thought for safe travels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:44 AM (O0L8i)
Looked like Stalinist communal housing.
As a student, I was....involved in a satirical weekly for which Two-Lane was a target rich environment.
One of my first published pieces was after the old Sugar Bowl Stadium was demolished was a mock Official Study that determined the best use of the old stadium site was for a stadium.
Lot of housing there now, or so I hear. AND A POOL
Posted by: Miklos declines all University requests for gifts in my dotage at August 13, 2026 06:44 AM (XOG/m)
Very cool.
Better than walking the stacks, seeing a familiar journal, and thumbing to your first paper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
GLARE GLARE GLARE
Posted by: Darleen, Marleen and Charleen at August 13, 2026 06:45 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 06:45 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:46 AM (JUTN6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 06:46 AM (rHgXV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:47 AM (u82oZ)
Better than walking the stacks, seeing a familiar journal, and thumbing to your first paper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/3a6jp8na
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:47 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 06:47 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 06:49 AM (jjoN6)
I managed to see the brace picture of the Borzois you sent when I got home. Gorgeous dogs and it looked like they were having fun.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 06:49 AM (jjoN6)
Two Borzoi boys are a team.
Two Borzoi girls are a conspiracy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:50 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
*thinks...walking the stacks....saw your favorite journal*
*maybe*
*needs work*
Posted by: Miklos, songwriter for Patsy Cline at August 13, 2026 06:50 AM (XOG/m)
https://tinyurl.com/46wdsxn7
Reading this reminds me of poster Marcus, a very nice guy sharing his faith in Christ. Haven't seen him for a while. Hope he's doing well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 06:51 AM (rHgXV)
OMG.
Physical Organic Chemistry and Hammett's equation. I am having a linear free-energy relationship flashback.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:51 AM (u82oZ)
*
Looked like Stalinist communal housing.
As a student, I was....involved in a satirical weekly for which Two-Lane was a target rich environment.
One of my first published pieces was after the old Sugar Bowl Stadium was demolished was a mock Official Study that determined the best use of the old stadium site was for a stadium.
Lot of housing there now, or so I hear. AND A POOL
Posted by: Miklos declines all University requests for gifts in my dotage at August 13, 2026
***
Was that the satirical paper that referred to the official campus newspaper, the Hullabaloo, as the "Hullabaloser?"
When the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 was a student there in the mid-'70s, the pool was in the "basement" (really the ground level) of the UC. Along with a barbershop!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 06:54 AM (MaA4a)
"You would do this. Yes, you! You reading this right now! For enough cash, you'd eat bugs for money, wouldn't you?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And a group of Greyhounds are a Nap.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 06:57 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2026 06:59 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026
***
The old stadium was practically across the street from the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1's dorm. Neither of us had any interest in feetsball. We'd walk (yes, it was possible to walk pretty safely after dark in certain areas then) over to a nearby restaurant for some pizza; there'd be nobody there. As we came back, the game would be over and everybody would be streaming *away* from the stadium.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:59 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
The pool was only for the swim team, not for regular students. The barber shop charged $3 for a simple and quick ROTC cut, which was OK with me.
The Hullabaloozer was based on the name of a professor named Radomir Lujza who was quite good, but whose son (a Junior of the same name ) attended for free (perk of being on faculty) and had written inbecilia in the Hullaballoo and was thus dubbed Radical Loser.
Posted by: Miklos, now it all comes back at August 13, 2026 07:00 AM (XOG/m)
Two Borzoi girls are a conspiracy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026
***
Two cats are a hit squad.
Especially if you happen to be a mouse, a lizard, or a salamander.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Boobs
Posted by: Average male AoS poster at August 13, 2026 07:01 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:59 AM (wzUl9)
That is interesting…. 3 of the first 9 super bowls were played there between 1970 and 1975. Does that timeframe coincide with your time there?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 07:02 AM (MaA4a)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)
Technically, a she said, she said, she said.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 13, 2026 07:03 AM (Edxq2)
When you get those notices in the mail saying that you might be entitled to money from a class action settlement, read the fine print!
The ones that I have seen, say they can compel you to produce more documentation!
I throw them in the trash.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 13, 2026 07:03 AM (1FEc1)
If it were men only there wouldn't be only boobs, unless they were "man boobs" , but yes, that does sound like many posters at " Hootersville" uhh ASHQ. Thanks for the chuckle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:04 AM (DzHyO)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026
***
Yes; Mrs. W. No. 1 attended from '74 to '76 before transferring to the campus in Lafayette (when we got married and moved). I didn't attend until the night school after I became an employee, twelve years later.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)
But fun for all concerned . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Guy on the Cal Poly SLO debate team tried to juggle 2 girlfriends, one on his team and one on mine. They both figured it out at nationals and publicly clobbered him.
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 13, 2026 07:05 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:06 AM (DzHyO)
Roommates and I "acquired" some of the astroturf from the old stadium. It was part of the 20 yard line, but only part. Became the "floor treatment" of our apartment.
We enjoyed telling girls (on the rare occasions any came over) that this is the original two yard line, number's right there
Posted by: Miklos recalls and becomes content at August 13, 2026 07:07 AM (XOG/m)
But fun for all concerned . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Guy on the Cal Poly SLO debate team tried to juggle 2 girlfriends, one on his team and one on mine. They both figured it out at nationals and publicly clobbered him.
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 13, 2026
***
In my case they each worked, and lived, at opposite ends of town. A workout it was for my little Ford Escort, since I lived in a third area, about halfway between them.
One was ten years younger than me; the other about five years older. An interesting contrast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 07:09 AM (+LSGm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:10 AM (SQmE5)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026
***
Currently adjusted to six days and $7.99 thanks to inflation . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*looks for a job, any job at Loyola, Tulane, UNO, or even Delgado, if the....uh...personnel schedule works*
Posted by: Miklos is only occasionally picky at August 13, 2026 07:12 AM (XOG/m)
Ah, for 1991 again . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:15 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 13, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)
Ten year old me was awed at all the amazing depictions of how a flying stinging insect was going to destroy the Green Wave.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 13, 2026
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I'm so bloody tired of having not only to log in to a website, but also having to get a code off my phone or email and enter that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:19 AM (MWfyi)
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No shit? Why hasn't anyone else thought of this before?
Posted by: Biergood at August 13, 2026 07:19 AM (PwgSL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
Your adventure led to an an unanticipated series of events including the bankruptcy of Schwegman's and the end of K&B, yet you emerged almost unscathed.
Posted by: Miklos has plot concepts over here at August 13, 2026 07:20 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 13, 2026
That stinks. Their stupid 2FA app has never worked for me on Android.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 07:21 AM (+LSGm)
She fancies herself as a business person. Why bother? She's just screwing things up for others when she could go away and live a life of luxury. A Gates family trait, I guess.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:22 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:23 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
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Your adventure led to an an unanticipated series of events including the bankruptcy of Schwegman's and the end of K&B, yet you emerged almost unscathed.
Posted by: Miklos has plot concepts over here at August 13, 2026
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Sometimes I get lucky. In more than one way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Miklos is rather uninformed and unconcerned at August 13, 2026 07:24 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)
Or will be?
I dunno
Posted by: Miklos is rather uninformed and unconcerned at August 13, 2026
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"Open" and "Closed" were two names they rejected.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:25 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)
Wait. Did you say there was wimmin in the basement?
Posted by: Hick at August 13, 2026 07:25 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026
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That's the hard way to avoid having to write a theme on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:26 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
I hope that applies to the new house elsewhere.
Posted by: Miklos wishes well at August 13, 2026 07:27 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9)
Especially for paying a water bill or something. Do they think someone's gonna hack it and pay the bill for me?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2026 07:29 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: fd
That's a self-starter right there.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:29 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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I hope that applies to the new house elsewhere.
Posted by: Miklos wishes well at August 13, 2026
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You and me both. The house I recently considered to be perfect and in a perfect location got snapped up before I could video tour it. I've got to move faster.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:29 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 13, 2026 07:29 AM (bGiud)
Posted by: OrangeEnt"
Exactly. My ISP makes me do that every month to pay my bill. Dumb.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:30 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 07:31 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026
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Especially for paying a water bill or something. Do they think someone's gonna hack it and pay the bill for me?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2026
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I've still got my creditors sending me paper bills, and I mail my check to them. Let 'em work for their money. They're not giving me a discount for going online.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd
Lil' Miklos-"incredible" means unbelievable, impossible to believe, so I don't believe you
*lil' Miklos does one of those Free GED courses*
Posted by: Miklos should learn the virtues of silence at August 13, 2026 07:32 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:33 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026
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Because I think I have only one big move left in me. And the money that would cost, including moving my furniture or storing it, deposits, rent on a year's lease, pet deposits, and pet rent (the usual scams nowadays) mounts up to good money I could be be putting into the house.
That said, I might *have* to go and rent for a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:33 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 13, 2026 07:36 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Fat City, baby
Welcome to Met'ry
Posted by: various Italian named property companies at August 13, 2026 07:37 AM (XOG/m)
Donate the furniture. Ship your beloved car.
Buy new to you furniture on arrival. Rent a truck to bring the rest of your stuff.
When I moved we both sold our cars. Bought new. The difference is we had equity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:39 AM (wzUl9)
Pile 1: I need to have this. Ideally, this should be the smallest one.
Pile 2: I will donate this.
Pile 3: I will set this on fire.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:39 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)
Buy new to you furniture on arrival. Rent a truck to bring the rest of your stuff.
When I moved we both sold our cars. Bought new. The difference is we had equity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026
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Well, I have capital, but no equity. And it would be hard to replace a lot of my furniture, which is real solid wood, including my desk -- which dates to about 1960 and was my dinner, homework, and hobby table growing up. I'm scared to see what a Mission-style armchair would cost nowadays. I'll leave my ancient box spring and a fe other things behind and buy new, though.
Trying to drive three days in a rental truck with two cats in carriers? Not a good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (wzUl9)
Pile 1: I need to have this. Ideally, this should be the smallest one.
Pile 2: I will donate this.
Pile 3: I will set this on fire.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026
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I'd be most pleased to leave Piles 2 and 3 for this place's apartment mismanagement to deal with.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (wzUl9)
JJS
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)
Thought experiment, or at least a paper exercise.
Make it a small move.
Get rid of everything except the bare minimum you need to exist as if you were camping. One table, one chair, one lamp, one place setting, an air mattress and a single set of sheets.
Get rid of everything else. Give it away, because selling isn't worth it, unless you can find a company that does an online estate sale for you.
Make your footprint so small it will fit into a small u haul trailer.
When you get a new place buy new stuff.
Start over.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Fat City, baby
Welcome to Met'ry
Posted by: various Italian named property companies at August 13, 2026
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Nowadays Fat City looks like a Western ghost town after the silver mines closed down. Some businesses, yes, and some condos, but otherwise it's not the party magnet it was in the '70s and '80s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:46 AM (wzUl9)
There are no React like UI libraries to build Roku apps and I'm programming raw xml and Brightscript.
Anyhow, super happy with what I've developed so far and have replaced Plex across my entire home.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:47 AM (XV/Pl)
Get rid of everything except the bare minimum you need to exist as if you were camping. One table, one chair, one lamp, one place setting, an air mattress and a single set of sheets.
Get rid of everything else. Give it away, because selling isn't worth it, unless you can find a company that does an online estate sale for you.
Make your footprint so small it will fit into a small u haul trailer.
When you get a new place buy new stuff.
Start over.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026
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Yes, I'm going to do a lot of that. My current love seat can stay or be donated, and maybe my dinette table and chairs. Certain clothes and a lot of books, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Do it today.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:49 AM (2Ez/1)
Yeah, true euthanasia, which does not require the consent of the condemned. MAID--Murder Accomplished, Invalid Determination.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)
Wednesday Night ONT - August 12, 2026 [TRex]
Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked with Tab. Only the best for the Horde...
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away. This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please. [Top photo from NASA: Shock waves are visible around a T-38 trainer aircraft during NASA's Air-to-Air Background Oriented Schlieren flights in 2019. Schlieren imaging makes normally invisible changes in air density visible, giving researchers a way to see the same shock waves that can create sonic booms on the ground.]One of the big lessons of the past twenty five years is that the preening self-regard of the laptop class is largely unjustified. There's a lot of ignored wisdom out there. Third, speaking of the laptop class, the press is much, much worse than I thought it was at the beginning of this exercise, and I was pretty skeptical about the press then.Read the whole thing.
Heh.
Thijs de Buck, an MRI physicist based in Utrecht, the Netherlands, recently posted on Reddit that he built a speed and distance tracker for his hamster's wheel, with the data automatically uploaded to Mollie's own Strava account. Mollie, his 10-month-old hamster, is now committed to logging nightly runs with distance, pace, and time. One recent activity showed 6.06 miles in 4 hours and 37 minutes. The next night, Mollie logged 5.55 miles in 3 hours and 56 minutes.
And the little guy's not exactly phoning it in. De Buck said Mollie is averaging almost 10 kilometers per night, with a current record of 10.8 kilometers after the first week of tracking. "I really believe he'll be able to exceed that soon," he said. Mollie also has a weirdly consistent schedule for a hamster. Over one seven-day stretch, he started within the same 10-minute window on five nights, between 9:54 and 10:04 p.m. He tends to run in short bursts, sometimes reaching about 4 to 5 kilometers per hour on the live monitor, then hops off for water.
Let's pause a bit and talk about the 'rules' for callsigns. It's rumored that Air Force fighter jocks get to pick their own callsigns... which is where you get things like 'Ripper' and 'Ace' and 'Thor.' Not in the Navy. Callsigns are bequeathed for doing something stupid or memorable. The more you fight the more it sticks. Usually a new guy in a squadron is given something like 'FNG' (Fucking New Guy) or 'New Jack' or 'Don't Speak.' Eventually, someone does something noteworthy, and the King (or Queen) of the JOPA [Junior Officer Protection Agency] calls a kangaroo court known as a 'callsign review board.'
Some of it feels a little like a science class. Some of it feels a little like a technology class. Some of it feels like madness and giggles purely for the sake of having fun. Over 45 million people have watched their video on how a TV works. Their video showing popcorn popping has over 24 million views. Spinning a record to pieces? Spinning a CD to destruction? Paint vibrating on a speaker? Airbag deploy? Camera shutter? They've got it all. When things happen so quickly, we miss what really happens. They've been at it for 15 years and have over 15 million subscribers. This is a favorite:
There is no truth to the rumor that TRex is set to be announced as the new White House Press Secretary. Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly be ignored. Are you lurking ????
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - asking the important questions at August 12, 2026 10:00 PM (B18Qw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 10:00 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:02 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 12, 2026 10:03 PM (zMzlR)
One recent activity showed 6.06 miles in 4 hours and 37 minutes. The next night, Mollie logged 5.55 miles in 3 hours and 56 minutes.
Piker.
Posted by: the server hampsters at August 12, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:04 PM (2WIwB)
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You found a good one. eueToob prefers to put the crap up front
so the ASCAP fees are less.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 10:05 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (1Ff7Z)
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This is absolutely, categorically, and completely false.
Air Force callsigns are about puns and embarrassing incidents. A pilot who overshot the runway and ended up in sand is "Baja." Get it? Baja racing. It's all in-jokes and also name puns. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 10:07 PM (hJKeX)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:07 PM (nDXEV)
I'd rather be sitting in a deck chair up over Kansas City.
https://youtu.be/JtTmx30HNrk
Posted by: mindful webworker - breaking the fun barrier at August 12, 2026 10:08 PM (B18Qw)
She already feels mutilated.
Men love boobs. Right?
It’s a shitty thing to say. I’ve been married. And my Boobs have been mutilated.
Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 10:03 PM (pXM6/)
You have no idea how she feels, or what her relationship with her husband is like. You are accusing someone of being shitty. You don't know. That makes you the shitty one in this discussion.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 10:08 PM (+Z9Sn)
Posted something on ALH yesterday you might find a little interesting.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: scampydog at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (CG21m)
An old friend from a "past life" (30 years back, FB friend for a decade or so) got woken up on diet and the vax, and lost a lot of weight.
But now every damn thing is conspiracy, no prescriptions are good, all just serve Big Pharma. AND there were No Planes on 9/11, another fraud. AND USA is the real terrorist, Muslims are apparently fine. And of course Israel runs Trump and US military policy.
So sad ... now I need to come up with a cogent response, but it is late, so, for another day I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM
13 Hey! Mr. REX🦖🦖! Yay!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 10:07 PM
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Howdy gang!
Posted by: TRex - general lee dino at August 12, 2026 10:10 PM (Q7yzj)
Mr. Washington. 92 Crane Ave - Miller's Crossing Fleatique. Caller said that the store is selling individual parts of human remains.
Pittsburgh Scanner is blue-balling me. I really want to see the followup tweet to that one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Been enjoying Gav & Dan's antics for years. Never miss one.
BTW, they're the Slow-Mo Guys. Just FTR. No "tion".
Posted by: mindful webworker - slooooowwwww mmmmmoooo at August 12, 2026 10:11 PM (B18Qw)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:11 PM (Jr5Lq)
But now every damn thing is conspiracy, no prescriptions are good, all just serve Big Pharma. AND there were No Planes on 9/11, another fraud. AND USA is the real terrorist, Muslims are apparently fine. And of course Israel runs Trump and US military policy.
Posted by: illiniwek
Red Pills should come with Tinfoil Hats.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (Ydd86)
youtube.com/watch?v=tKE7zt_1Z20
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Pooter at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
See also Naval Aviator's callsigns. I give you: STAB — short for “Shit Twice And Boltered.” 'Digestive emergencies' in the cockpit of an F/A-18 on two separate flights.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: epador at August 12, 2026 10:13 PM (TRnzq)
The Wendy's in Pittsburgh is a happening place
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: gp
Ask your Dr. if licking P is for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:10 PM
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You don't. The next tweet said the item was reported to be a rib.
I checked back though. No resolution.
Posted by: TRex - lost sheperd dino at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (Q7yzj)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport
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Me too! Maybe the dino will let us know where and when....
Posted by: The Grateful - R at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (0CU3H)
Stupid hippy cars...you can bet they have a Coexist sticker, right along side a 'Trump Hitler' sticker....
Coexist indeed 🙄....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (hJKeX)
I've got a bunch from misc garage sales. Why people would want to part with tiptop quality kitchen and cookware for two bits apiece, I dunno.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 10:08 PM (+Z9Sn)
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Some people just want to judge everyone. I thought it was funny, and there's some layers in this, because my wife knows that my great-grandfather wrote letters home to my great-grandmother during WW I about how he missed "the twins."
So yeah, guys like bewbs, and we're sad when our wives lose them. Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport
I've been scouring the thrift shops near here for antique pyrex. No luck so far but I have met some interesting folks in the kitchenware aisle I must say.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:15 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 10:15 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Ole Buzzard at August 12, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (Ydd86)
Why not? Those things almost never break.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)
Pittsburgh is one entertaining place, I tells ya!
Cool top pic of the T-38 shock waves. So beautifully linear!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 12, 2026 10:16 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Tater and Booger at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Not to be confused with Hyrax, a small, stout, and furry herbivorous mammal native to Africa and the Middle East.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)
I do remember memorizing the Periodic Table in pre-med chemistry with many college boys. Who were apparently as traumatized by the university class as I was as no one asked me out. It remains a mystery, as I was finally ready.
Hope you all are well and fighting commies and muzzies daily. Goodnight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (udaaY)
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Yeah, I saw that a while ago. A lot of "cool" callsigns are backhanded compliments at best. At first glance "Maverick" sounds cool and wild, and then you realize it's "Blue Falcon" in code. Not a team player.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Not in the Navy.
Callsigns are bequeathed for doing something stupid or memorable. The more you fight the more it sticks.
In my scout troop, the youths set one rule, "Own Your Nickname, We're Not Changing It". One time a scout noted that he had no nickname despite hsving been in the troop for a couple of years. I informed him that one almost always acquired a nickname after having done something extremely stupid. From this, the young man told his mother that "Mr. Krebs thinks I'm smart." "Why is that?" "Because he said you earn a nickname if you do something stupid, and I have no nickname."
I told his mother that I never said that he had not done stupid things. What had bappened was, of the many stupid things he had done, none rose to the level of being stupid enough to call down a nickname upon him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (VQ0bX)
Walked in on two women enjoying the bed in the B&B?
Why complain? Just charge customers extra for that. Right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - specialty services at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (B18Qw)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (nDXEV)
The Wendy's in Pittsburgh is a happening place
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM
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I do wonder how many police calls at the Wendy's the Pittsburgh Scanner people decide to skip for fear of taking over the rest of the content. Their whole gig could change to the Wendy's Scanner.
Posted by: TRex - pyrex hoarder dino at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (Q7yzj)
Just thought you should know.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 12, 2026 10:19 PM (zs/VU)
Until they do. Usually around the 3rd or 4th. Suddenly everything works!
Tonight, anyway. Tomorrow, maybe not.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 10:20 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Clearly not a regular here.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:20 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:20 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)
Or Hydrox. The original chocolate sandwich cookie.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)
youtube.com/watch?v=Vxqe_ZOwsHs
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Archimedes
Could they run a server?
Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 12, 2026 10:16 PM
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Good evening LS! Thanks for being here.
Posted by: TRex - pyrex stacker dino at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Q7yzj)
I'm getting back to work in a few minutes. The animals are resting so work can get done.
Anyways, this was on Deadline.
I hope they make this movie!
They need to make this movie!
We got screwed out of black Superman. We deserve this.
As trans onscreen representation takes a hit in Hollywood, Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let her.
The Matrix co-auteur recently explained that despite some excitement over the script, financiers “really don’t want to make” her dystopian political thriller The Hunted, which is co-written with partner Mickey Ray Mahoney and budgeted at $10 million, due to the film’s “wall-to-wall trans cast.”
“People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)
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They work. The excesses of the original have aged well. I wrote a scathing denunciation of the sequel, and have never been happier to have been completely wrong.
As a side note, I considered trying to switch over to the Navy so that I could score the trifecta, having done Army and Air Force.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (ZOv7s)
Arlington Heights. Arlington Ave. Caller said that a woman wearing only a red fish net body suit is outside flagging guys down offering them services. Caller does not like this.
.....and Pittsburgh Scanner wasn't willing to cop to their prostitution sting?
or
.....joke's on you, though, because she's only offering tax preparation services.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: YellowBird at August 12, 2026 10:22 PM (MEbkQ)
youtube.com/watch?v=Vxqe_ZOwsHs
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr5Lq)
Sodium (Na) in water is very interesting.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 12, 2026 10:22 PM (zs/VU)
Posted by: mikeski
You don't. The next tweet said the item was reported to be a rib.
I checked back though. No resolution.
Posted by: TRex
You're right. That's not nearly as funny as I was expecting.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
youtube.com/watch?v=Vxqe_ZOwsHs
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr5Lq)
I sit corrected. Thanks!
I misremembered Na vs. Li.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 10:23 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Legions of Dependapotamuses have joined the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:23 PM (udaaY)
Might not hear from me much, depends on whether I can keep myself from watching the whole thing.... I'm such a hopeless fanboy
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM (97l2N)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM (WOnE5)
youtube.com/watch?v=HY7mTCMvpEM
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: YellowBird at August 12, 2026 10:22 PM
***
I would throw money at Subaru if they would make a proper manual WRX STi hatchback again. There are rumors one is coming in 2027 but don't know volumes or markets. Stay tuned and keep fingers crossed...
Posted by: TRex - pyrex appraiser dino at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (Q7yzj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
For the longest time, I thought my nickname was 'Stunad!'. That's what Dad called me until I left home.
(Actually a great man. Miss you Pop.)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM (WOnE5)
Yeah, agree, but she was chewing the scenery big-time. I found it off-putting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM
***
Excellent.
Posted by: TRex - pyrex repair service dino at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (Q7yzj)
(Actually a great man. Miss you Pop.)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (udaaY)
Better than being called either slingshit or terrapin turd.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:23 PM (udaaY)
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Mrs. Lloyd very much enjoyed being numbered among the Dependa because we were so very boring.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)
I'd think that you wouldn't want to lick Lithium at all. Wouldn't the moisture from your tongue make it go 'splody 'splody?
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Sure, it might, or at least burst into flame, in addition to giving you one hell of a tongue burned by caustic.
Thing is, though, reactive metals like the alkalis are stored in an oil to stop them being exposed to air or water, so you'd have to contend with that gustatory delight first and foremost, as it would coat the metallic morsel.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)
Or Hydrox. The original chocolate sandwich cookie.
O Gas-X, an over-the-counter medication containing simethicone, used to quickly relieve bloating, pressure, and discomfort from intestinal gas. It works locally in the digestive tract by combining smaller gas bubbles into larger ones so the body can pass the gas more easily.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: mikeski
ha, yes. And of course, there is a woman involved. heh
I was surprised to hear she was a Ted Cruz advocate, even had some political web thang, an aspect I never knew about her. But ... sigh, So Are the Hours of Our Days ... heh.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (qFwJc)
You lost your answering service velociraptor in the meteor strike, didn't you.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Iris at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (286+n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (o5Cl5)
Now to read the content.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (aJQbY)
Why no, I wasn't popular.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (zNcSj)
Posted by: TRex - pyrex appraiser dino at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM
***
Agreed. The new WRX isn't much to get excited about. Bigger brakes and the dynamic suspension. Oh and $10k more that I paid. Very Meh.
Now a hatch STi, that's a whole 'nother thing
Posted by: YellowBird at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (MEbkQ)
Posted by: Stateless
When you say "people like it," but you exclude the "wall-to-wall trans cast" xerselves, are there still "people," plural, or is it now just you?
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)
It’s not a joke. It’s traumatic.
Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (yEz+x)
Everyone is different though. You have to make allowances for differences in situation and temper.
For example I call my wife a cunt to her face all the time. She's British. She expects it. Now if I called her a libtard, or said she was like her mother, those would be fighting words.
Sorry for what you went through btw. Very. I happen to like legs FWIW.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:29 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Accept no substitutes!
Posted by: Oreo at August 12, 2026 10:30 PM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:31 PM (vE0+H)
Neglect not the horrible fate of young ladies who painted radium salts onto watch dials and would lick the brush to create as fine a point at its tip as possible.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 10:32 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:32 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM (88C+u)
I wandered onto a youtube (it could have been from here) about the different jobs on an aircraft carrier. While I would have loved to have flown just once with a pilot, the most dangerous jobs are the guys on the carrier.
They all are in different colors and on this one the guys in green who launch and recover the jets with cables. Hook runners.
It was a very cool youtube. I think this is the one.
https://tinyurl.com/mu4h6zjy
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Pooter at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)
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I know, right?
Posted by: Quim at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: scampydog at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM
***
Doggo!
Posted by: TRex - pyrex insurance coverage dino at August 12, 2026 10:34 PM (Q7yzj)
Posted by: Stateless
TIL the Wachowski Brothers both went trans. I was trying to figure out if they had a sister named Lilly. Nope, it's one of the originals.
Or maybe I did know this before and conveniently forgot it in the ensuing decade because who cares about the mental illnesses of Hollyweird?
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:31 PM (vE0+H)
were it not for my wife, I would not have a microwave in the house. they suck. I almost never use it, except for popcorn. And then I stand right there like Bob Wiley, 30 seconds to go, 20 seconds to go...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:32 PM (88C+u)
Or a Timex. Nothing will happen to it. It'll just keep on ticking.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)
One night he had to land a Turkey at Moffett Field near San Francisco in horrible weather. On final a wind shear grabbed hold of his plane and only by going to full burners was he able to save himself and the plane.
The base commander duly got an angry letter in the mail from a regular complainer demanding to know 'when will this Reign of Terror' will end? The angry letter was forwarded to Page's CO.
So his callsign became ROT.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (6/7Fs)
Now to read the content.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (aJQbY)
*************
Prayers!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr5Lq)
Old Pyrex is great. New Pyrex is shit.
They are using a different kind of sand or something now.
A few years ago I bought new Pyrex to cook Christmas Eve dinner. Took it out of the oven and it exploded.
Thank goodness KFC was still open on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 10:38 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)
If it doesn't get made, hundreds will be disappointed.
Asian entertainment for the win.
Okay, and select Hollywood stuff but that pile of crap to dig through is getting bigger and bigger.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:38 PM (Sco7b)
I wandered onto a youtube (it could have been from here) about the different jobs on an aircraft carrier.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM
***
You're welcome. I agree with the aircraft carrier thing. I would love to have a front row seat to watch carrier operations. Seems unlikely but holding out hope someday, somehow...
Posted by: TRex - fake pyrex detector dino at August 12, 2026 10:39 PM (rBp1O)
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
They BOTH went trans?
Damn.
I have to get back to work. All of you good people have a good night.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: free tibet at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (iNp3L)
Then sometime in the 80s maybe they decided to cheap out on the glass. It breaks in the heat of an oven. Just guessing on the year, but I distinctly remember dear Mom being mightily pissed off at shit breaking in the oven.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (rFdmY)
(Actually a great man. Miss you Pop.)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (udaaY)
I heard that from my grandmother a lot. That and little sfachimm, however the hell you spell it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 10:42 PM (rFdmY)
They are using a different kind of sand or something now.
Old Pyrex was borosilicate glass. The new stuff is soda-lime glass, which is much cheaper but doesn't have the resistance to thermal shock of the old stuff.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:42 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 12, 2026 10:43 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: free tibet
well, you might get better specific impulse from loading your rocket with hydrox than with an oreo
Posted by: gKWVE hasn't tried soaking the oreo in liquid o2 tho at August 12, 2026 10:43 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (Ia/+0)
It isn't. It's 7:45.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)
I don't think elemental S would harm you. It's not acutely toxic, and it's indigestible AFAIK. I doubt it tastes like much of anything.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:46 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (vbXSk)
Tell he has an intracranial lead deficiency disorder, but that suck-starting a Glock could cure him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 10:46 PM (1z8ji)
Thank goodness KFC was still open on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 10:38 PM (/QHx4)
You just reminded me I had a friend in 1999 who had one go - from the oven as well - on Christmas Day. She couldn't believe it.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:47 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:47 PM (88C+u)
My father called me Gertrude for reasons unknown as it is not even close to my name.
The man I married has many nicknames for me for different reasons and calamities. I answer to them all.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)
Been there, done that. It's pretty cool.
I hope our F16 guy is still around to appreciate it.
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)
Internet is acting funky, too.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Sco7b)
Isn't "Lilly" Wachowski a man posing as a woman?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (1z8ji)
To the extent it oxidizes and then mixes with H2O, it forms acids. It might be a good experiment to get a beaker of saliva, put a pH probe in it, and then dump in some elemental S and observe it over time.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM
****
Great origin story.
Posted by: TRex - flock-free dino at August 12, 2026 10:53 PM (XfIK1)
Damn.
I have to get back to work. All of you good people have a good night.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:40 PM (Sco7b)
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Yeah. Shades of the Ferris Bueller "So that's how it is in their family."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 10:54 PM (QFcqn)
My grandpa called grandma The Wheelie. Because she was his sidekick on all of their long road trips. I doubt they ever spent more than a few years in one spot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:56 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:32 PM (88C+u)
Practically insoluble in water or spit. Same as licking wax or plastic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 10:56 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Iris at August 12, 2026 10:56 PM (286+n)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (Ia/+0)
It isn't. It's 7:45.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)
*checks watch*
*shows 6:18*
Posted by: Future Senator Blutarsky at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
heh .. well he does the carnivore thing, and guess his advocacy of that is of some merit. And some of the rest is "alt-right"? maybe, or is that an older version of alt-right? heh
I don't wat him dead, and will try to clarify that Israel may have their own issues, but Islam is actively taking over Europe, and Minnesota, and much of the world.
How much of the "Alt-Islam World" is actually "Western", idk. Saudis and others kinda pretend, but where we really stand with them, idk. They have a lot invested in our markets, and that has made them even more wealthy than their oil ... and they must love our military helping them. sigh
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (vbXSk)
But my OCD is happy that the bottom row is full, now. Please stop discovering new elements.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)
Heat the wrong thing in Pyrex in the microwave and you can have a splodey splodey.
How do you know if something is the wrong thing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 10:54 PM (QFcqn)
Norah Jones?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 12, 2026 10:58 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (88C+u)
Porker-porker?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)
At least, that's the way I remember the story.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (88C+u)
Not entirely. Real callsigns are assigned - albeit less formally - by others. Sometimes they get assigned right out of pilot training*. Some people manage to not do anything ... notable after that. Others get picked up for being an oddball or quirky**. And not just pilots, but crewmembers and anyone pilot-adjacent.
Now, some people are lame enough they do pick their own. Nobody cares enough to assign them one. Nobody socializes enough with them to see the sorts of social faux pas that often lead to them.
(* "Flame-face" Martin. Yes, there was alcohol involved.)
(** "Skippy" - assigned because he packed peanut butter when we went to Thailand for exercises. He really couldn't handle Thai food.)
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yes. See #102. The Wachowski Brothers (The Matrix) both flipped their wigs.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)
How do you know if something is the wrong thing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
By the splodey, mostly.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)
That's a tell that you've got good people around you who love you.
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:01 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
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I don't think she was born yet.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:02 PM (ZOv7s)
I've proposed, many times, a search for the elements with zero and negative atomic numbers. No funding yet.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:02 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 11:02 PM (QFcqn)
Internet is acting funky, too.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (vSvIl)
Time to turn off Barky's Flak Tower of Horrors?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: some lesbo selling dildos at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)
I forget. It might just be something that sits at too high a temperature for too long? I would say Brit Lass's beeswax went considerably higher than 212. I recall reading some things were worse than others.
It's also bad luck because it has to do with existing bubbles in the glass. I personally wouldn't heat anything in pyrex in the microwave for very long.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (vE0+H)
That first category should be "Sure, it's probably fine... unless it's below freezing."
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 11:04 PM (/QHx4)
Fire King made good stuff too, be on the lookout for that. Anchor-Hoching I think, out of Ohio. Owens Corning out of New York state was a fine company as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:05 PM (rFdmY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 11:05 PM (diia5)
Countdown to surgery on Friday, to reshape muh belly. Been warned it will hurt a while after. Meh.
🎶 It's only pain and that is all.
Why do it hurt the way it do? 🤕
What does 3/5 of a mile in ten seconds work out to in MPH?
https://youtu.be/2DWhlTzMAMw
G'night, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - oops. Math. Sorry. at August 12, 2026 11:06 PM (B18Qw)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
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I've had a bunch over the years. In Army BCT, the cadre called me "Cliffie" but my fellow trainees called me "Frasier."
Kind of funny generational Cheers/Frasier divide. But in the ANG, I never really got a callsign/moniker.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (ZOv7s)
That first category should be "Sure, it's probably fine... unless it's below freezing."
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)
Oh thure! You thay that now. Where were you thix month ago?
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 10:54 PM (QFcqn)
Norah Jones?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
___________________
You might have the wrong Jones. I'll go with Rickie Lee Jones.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:08 PM (rFdmY)
Google AI sez Angela Bofill or Sue Ann Carwell.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:09 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:10 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske)
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I'm going to go with Anita Baker or Taylor Dayne.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:10 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske)
Madeleine Peyroux? She sounds a little like Billie Holliday.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 11:10 PM (1z8ji)
They are using a different kind of sand or something now.
A few years ago I bought new Pyrex to cook Christmas Eve dinner. Took it out of the oven and it exploded.
Posted by: four seasons
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Uppercase label - PYREX is made in Europe and uses the original formulation of Borosilicate glass.
Lower case(sort of sloppy font) label is American and cheap need it up.years ago using tempered "regular" glass.
The American crap will put up with high heat better than standard glass, but it won't take quick temperature changes anywhere near as well.as the European or "old" Pyrex.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (drwAN)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (rFdmY)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
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I don't think she was born yet.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:02 PM (ZOv7s)
***
Valid point.
But now I think I'll put on the CD. Haven't listened in awhile.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)
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I'm here for it, as long as it's a dude.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
It's the clever kids that give the nicknames that stick.
They tend to be among the most observant, if not, the most popular.
Posted by: LTG at August 12, 2026 11:12 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: buddhaha at August 12, 2026 11:12 PM (drwAN)
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)
"Oh, no! Not ceiling joinery! First World Problems has metastasized into the ONT! Say it ain't so!"
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:14 PM (RCjYY)
I love this cartoon, Ms. Sally is one of the most creative animators in the world. Quality is a bit dodgy but it's too much fun. I watch this regularly. You'll have fun.
Plus, I'm on beer five.
https://tinyurl.com/4ua43e2c
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 11:14 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)
also, don't stick your testicles together with those reaally powerful little magnets at college summer camp.
Posted by: sal at August 12, 2026 11:14 PM (f+FmA)
Last night was overcast. Tonight I will see Perseids. I will!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (rFdmY)
Everyone has cheaped out. Even the classic Linsmore Waterford glasses made today are markedly different in heft and feel from those made 20 years ago.
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (qtfk+)
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)
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The same barrel?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:14 PM (RCjYY)
Dang! I thought that too.
Horde mind.
Posted by: sal at August 12, 2026 11:16 PM (f+FmA)
I knew this was the place to ask!
(I looked at a bunch of those “female vocalists of the 80’s” online lists and not one mentioned her name.
Sic transit Gloria.
Oh wait that was Laura Branigan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 11:16 PM (b2kfj)
Somewhere in the northern part of the city. No street, you'll see why. Caller owns an Airbnb and walked in on two women really enjoying the bed part of the Airbnb together. Caller is mad and wants them kicked out.
So why did the Airbnb owner think he could just walk into the house, much less the bedroom, while the house was rented out?
Or were the engineers stress-testing the bed trespassing?
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 11:17 PM (VHUov)
Everyone has cheaped out. Even the classic Linsmore Waterford glasses made today are markedly different in heft and feel from those made 20 years ago.
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (qtfk+)
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"But we increased share price by $0.02 in Q2!" - The Friggin' MBAs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:17 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (qtfk+)
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It's called the "en-shitification" and it's about how companies squandered long-term credibility for short-term gain.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 11:19 PM (aJQbY)
Mrs.D has Spiderman on. It's the one where three of them are together battling bad guys. And aunt Mae is dead.
I'm turning up Norah Jones.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB)
Oh wait that was Laura Branigan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 11:16 PM (b2kfj)
I didn't know she was sick!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (1Ff7Z)
Interesting case in TX and CA. A Texas woman is acting as the surrogate mother for a California couple. The baby has complications. The couple wants to end the pregnancy. The surrogate mother refuses to. Her body, her choice, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)
Oh wait that was Laura Branigan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 11:16 PM (b2kfj)
I didn't know she was sick!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (1Ff7Z)
I didn't know she was going anywhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:22 PM (2WIwB)
(Actually a great man. Miss you Pop.)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (udaaY)
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I use Boy F.'s Italian name as a nickname other people think it is his real name.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (JvZF+)
The app works but it is uglier than Chelsea Clinton.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (DK5Sh)
Pyrex to me will always be that 8 oz glass measuring cup.
Posted by: LTG at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:25 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:25 PM (rFdmY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)
bet they argue their baby
SLAVE
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:26 PM (/+uur)
Countdown to surgery on Friday, to reshape muh belly. Been warned it will hurt a while after. Meh.
🎶 It's only pain and that is all.
Why do it hurt the way it do? 🤕
G'night, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - oops. Math. Sorry. at August 12, 2026 11:06 PM (B18Qw)
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It is rare to have post-op teaching for surgery these days. So I will teach you (if you see this).
You will have pain but it is going to get better every single day. I had 2 c-sections and remembered all the nurse teaching I gave.
1) You will be asked to take deep breaths and cough to rid lungs of remnant anesthesia gunk. Brace your belly with a pillow and hold it. You need to do this to prevent pnemonia. Also use the incentive spirometer.
You don't realize how much you use your abdominal muscles when you sneeze. Brace, baby, brace with that pillow for a few days as it helps.
2) The first time you get out of bed it will hurt. After that not as bad. Keep moving and it gets better daily.
You will do well and I want to hear how well you are doing. XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 11:26 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Lord Percy at August 12, 2026 11:27 PM (2NMTK)
"Gloria" was the Blues team's chosen warmup song in 2019. When they won the Stanley Cup, one local radio station played "Gloria" on a continuous loop for a whole day.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:27 PM (RCjYY)
What was lab glassware made from? I always wanted some beakers and flasks, and a bunsen burner. Science!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:25 PM (rFdmY)
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Ace Glass, Vineland, NJ
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:29 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:30 PM (/+uur)
Meh. Lemme know when we're disposing of Rubidium.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:30 PM (DZ9Lv)
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Eric Swalwell better watch out
Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 11:33 PM (ymrLq)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 11:33 PM (2NHgQ)
He was clean, married, Christian, and well spoken.
He was killed so that the next Charlie knows he will be killed.
Little secret is that every youtuber that is semi-conservative has been shot at.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:33 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)
Is there not an iron-clad contract with language to cover an eventuality of that nature?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)
He'll have A LOT of time to ponder that assertion. 30 years or so probably. But at least he'll get plenty of letters from his multitude of young women fans!
That's all he'll be getting... from a heterosexual source, anyway.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (RCjYY)
Apparently the sand in southern New Jersey has a high quartz content that makes very good lab glassware.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (O0L8i)
He was an excellent human being and helped me through a tough spot in my life way more than he knew.
Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 11:36 PM (ymrLq)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 11:33 PM (2NHgQ)
They know there is ghey and elbowsnian gene.
It is in the records and can be told to parents.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:37 PM (/+uur)
SWAG? The .357 is faster. A quick check of the Lyman book shows roughly 200 fps for similar weights. Can't be more specific without more details. I did think it was interesting how the cavitation patterns differed.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 11:37 PM (vTZFs)
The app works but it is uglier than Chelsea Clinton.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Have mercy. Just put her down.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 11:38 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (O0L8i)
Most sand is high in quartz; much sand is essentially pure quartz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 11:39 PM (1z8ji)
Interesting case in TX and CA. A Texas woman is acting as the surrogate mother for a California couple. The baby has complications. The couple wants to end the pregnancy. The surrogate mother refuses to. Her body, her choice, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Absolutely right. I suppose there was a contract that said the couple would call the shots in such an event -- or any event -- but ts.
Funny thing: Erica Jong once weighed in on a situation like this. She said the mother (meaning, for lack of a better them, the birthing person) wins. Motherhood is sacred.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:39 PM (XJ22o)
No drugs; no booze; healthy diet whether they wanted one or not.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)
Longer, heavier bullet is going slower, all of these contribute to stability in water.
Longer bullet has less wobble for one thing. Low speed works in water better, and the heavier bullet has mass which is inertia
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If a court says it violates public policy, it's not iron-clad (or, to put it another way, it rusted).
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:18 PM (ZOv7s)
It is also the focus on the financialization over the production functions of manufacturing. There are a number of reasons for it, but focusing on share price and overhead for profits is a main one.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (rbvCR)
No drugs; no booze; healthy diet whether they wanted one or not.
Posted by: mnw
Dunno about the no booze, but there's plenty of drugs in prison.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (DZ9Lv)
Is there not an iron-clad contract with language to cover an eventuality of that nature?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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There probably is, but there are probably also terms in case the "birthing person" defies the gamete donors. Like she's... stuck with the kid? Liable for all the money they spent on her plus more for violating contract?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:43 PM (XJ22o)
No drugs; no booze; healthy diet whether they wanted one or not.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)
I took Theories of Crime Causation in 1981 as I wanted to write a paper on Retail Theft for a Masters.
They had LSD on stamp and you could smoke the letters.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:43 PM (/+uur)
Prisoners who do a long stretch in the pen come out older, of course, but they look like they've been in a state of suspended animation otherwise.
No drugs; no booze; healthy diet whether they wanted one or not.
Posted by: mnw
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Really? I saw some before-and-after shots of people who did relatively short stints and omg. Tatted, defeated, ragged. Of course that was "Don't go to jail, kidz" propaganda, so maybe they were cherry-picked.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:45 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:45 PM (/+uur)
Pretty much.
Clifford Irving (forged the Howard Hughes bio) was in a prison CAMP, not a real prison prison. He got caught with hooch. "What happens now?" he asked.
"Now Clifford, you're going to JAIL."
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:46 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (DZ9Lv)
Often it turns out that some guards are the dealers.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:47 PM (rbvCR)
The new hotness is drug-soaked paper documents.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:49 PM (Jr5Lq)
"Make Me Psychic" by Sally Cruikshank, 1978, 8 minutes.
I love this cartoon, Ms. Sally is one of the most creative animators in the world. Quality is a bit dodgy but it's too much fun. I watch this regularly. You'll have fun.
I liked that. I subscribed to check out more later.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 11:49 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:30 PM (/+uur)
The Left perceived a threat and one of their foot soldiers took action.
If even if there was no larger conspiracy involved, very successful from their standpoint.
Charlie Kirk was expected to have a large presence in politics going forward.
Now he's off the board.
Posted by: LTG at August 12, 2026 11:50 PM (BeyMP)
A LOT of them come out looking really well-preserved, though.
Anyone who thinks they'll have plenty of booze and drugs in prison, just like outside, is delusional. I mean real prison, not prison camps. Inmates in prisons eat Campers for lunch.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)
Sorry for such a day-walker question, and don't answer if you don't want to go there, but what's with those 5 empty USB drives in Wisconsin?
Like, election officials at some polling place(s) failed to properly download data and it wasn't discovered until these 5 sticks were delivered to... a tabulation center?
I'd have thought digital data could be tabulated on a server and wouldn't have to be physically transported.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:51 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:40 PM (rbvCR)
Sunday night, guys. Sunday.
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:52 PM (kU0PQ)
Morticia
A LOT of them come out looking really well-preserved, though.
Posted by: mnw
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I can believe it. Like I say, I was viewing propaganda.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:52 PM (XJ22o)
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I found Ace of Spades via Instapundit.
My perhaps numerous comments here do not, I think, justify Ed Driscoll's repeated Ace Cut and Pastes.
Maybe Ed is lazy, maybe good promo for Ace, ask the Ewok out front.
Posted by: Miklos has comments older than Jason Arday's diploma at August 12, 2026 11:53 PM (XOG/m)
How do you people think I got "Miklos"?
Posted by: Miklos washes out every Saturday, whether he needs it or not at August 12, 2026 11:55 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 11:57 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Ding Dong. Who's at the door? Why, it's MBA calling.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 11:57 PM (VQ0bX)
Back home, sleeping in our own bed sure does feel great after a 1/2 week on a sleeper sofa bed and 1/2 week in a hospital bed 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 12, 2026 11:58 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
A job AI probably can't do (yet)
Attorney specialized in all the shit involving the increasingly multiple ways of kid making contracts + citizenship issues.
Posted by: Miklos, Solicitor at August 12, 2026 11:59 PM (XOG/m)
The late tabulation of those absentee ballots didn't seem to change anything. Wong was losing by the same margin both before and after.
It might've been better if Wong had won, from the standpoint of the GOP picking up that seat.
The guy who replaced Gauleiter Platner in ME as the DEM nominee is now extremely competitive with Collins, which Platner wasn't by the time he quit.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:59 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One
*partially sings, partially just hums lullaby*
Posted by: Comforting ole Mammy Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:01 AM (XOG/m)
A lot of cut and paste boxes with a few original sentences.
I'm hoping he'll get his mojo back soon.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 12:01 AM (BeyMP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 12:01 AM (CHHv1)
NASA is working on a "quiet" supersonic aircraft design, the X-59. The goal is to make a more gentle "thump" rather than the sharp crack, and open things up for supersonic commercial flights over land.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)
Hearing that makes us feel good too!
Thing I hated most about my five day hospital stay was the noise. Hard to sleep with ceaseless racket. Not as noisy as jail, but near enough.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 12:04 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: pookysgirl is not sharing! at August 13, 2026 12:05 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends
Old Papa, who built a successful accounting firm, told me why he would never hire an MBA (and this was decades ago)-
"They think they know everything, with experience in nothing. And they want too much money."
I have tried to imagine the conversation when an MBA tried to justify his value to a CPA.
Posted by: Miklos is amused by the latter thought at August 13, 2026 12:05 AM (XOG/m)
Patricia Krenwinkel learned to train seeing eye dogs. I think she's the only one who's still locked up. Might be wrong. Susan Atkins kicked the oxygen habit. Van Houten got paroled, IIRC.
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: pookysgirl
MURICA!!!!
Posted by: Miklos has no Freak Flag to fly, unless it's the Gadsden at August 13, 2026 12:06 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:07 AM (/QHx4)
In the hospital now, and the nursing home, there are probably about 20 things beeping incessantly at any one time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:08 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: free tibet at August 13, 2026 12:09 AM (iNp3L)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Been there
One Robby the Robot from Lost in Space would probably do it
Posted by: Miklos has no fond memories at August 13, 2026 12:11 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: pookysgirl is not sharing! at August 13, 2026 12:05 AM (Wt5PA)
Lots of copycats out there you can make, I've seen some raves. This seems to be fairly definitive:
1 Stick Salted Butter, Softened
1 tsp Cinnamon
1 Tbsp Honey
1/4 C sugar
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:12 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 12:12 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:12 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:59 PM (RCjYY)
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I get the political significance, but what th happened? Someone in an armored truck delivered 5 precious USB sticks to a Sacred Tabulation Temple and it turned out they were empty? Like, someone forgot to dip them in the Magical Pond of Knowledge and sent them to the priests with no runes to interpret?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:13 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:13 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 12:14 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: JQ
Consult your Doctor if you show signs of Confuzzelment, discombobulation, or general disgronification.
Posted by: Prof. Dr Chikoinanda Wnankpa, with CDC approved Remedies for all Instances at August 13, 2026 12:14 AM (XOG/m)
In the hospital now, and the nursing home, there are probably about 20 things beeping incessantly at any one time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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And plenty of blinking lights for your entertainment?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:15 AM (XJ22o)
This should have been such a no questions asked slamdunk.
Instead they have totally botched it.
Almost seems it might be intentional.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 12:15 AM (BeyMP)
Ugh, sorry to hear that, Dark One.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (fV9m3)
We've made the decisions with Mama, and she's now in hospice. They are very, very nice people. She'll be with us at home.
It's clear she's reached the last stage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (w6EFb)
The infuser they had me tethered to would shriek an alarm every four hours, and not stop until tended by a nurse. Room mate had to have damn TV on 24/7. I had to post a 'keep the door closed' sign to muffle the noise from the corridor.
It seems like a little thing, but in confinement, uncontrollable unnecessary noise really grinds you down.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 12:17 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Ernest T. Miklos-Bass at August 13, 2026 12:18 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:19 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)
Boom Supersonic is working on the Overture passenger plane, they have had the XB-1 demonstration jet up and running, and Boom is developing their own turbofan
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)
Here's an eclipse shot of opportunity someone took (I would guess from Spain) today, posted in reply on Andrew McCarthy's X feed:
https://t.ly/XZJ5_
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:19 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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And plenty of blinking lights for your entertainment?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:15 AM (XJ22o)
Not in my experience in hospitals. All the interesting things get turned away from the patient.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (JvZF+)
Van Houten got paroled, IIRC.
Posted by: mnw
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Yes. I just read she was released at the age of 73, which seems like she got a decent chunk of time to live out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (XJ22o)
I have no idea.
I'm inclined to think it was because election workers are dumber than the proverbial box of rocks. The Board of Election Commissioners in places like Milwaukee (and St. Louis) doesn't exactly get the rocket scientists.
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (fV9m3)
A high school ring was a must, bigtime. Once in college, I never wore it again. I did buy a college ring too, but only wore it for a few years. Would still not scrap them.
Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
Back home, sleeping in our own bed sure does feel great after a 1/2 week on a sleeper sofa bed and 1/2 week in a hospital bed 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Halloooo, Teresa!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (rdVOm)
I'm inclined to think it was because election workers are dumber than the proverbial box of rocks. The Board of Election Commissioners in places like Milwaukee (and St. Louis) doesn't exactly get the rocket scientists.
Posted by: mnw
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Disgusting. Public servants. Let's nationalize everything!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:23 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Achtung! Alles Lookenspeepers!
Das computermaschine ist nicht für gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Ist nicht für gewerken bei das dummkopfen.
Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das cottenpickenen hans in das pockets muss.
Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.
Posted by: ancient nerd humor at August 13, 2026 12:23 AM (VHUov)
Thanks, all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 12:24 AM (JvZF+)
That's tough reading. Really sorry. Most people live long enough to have to go through it.
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:24 AM (RCjYY)
We've made the decisions with Mama, and she's now in hospice. They are very, very nice people. She'll be with us at home.
It's clear she's reached the last stage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (w6EFb)
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My father died at home under Hospice Care, which we only used for oxygen and me trying a morphine patch when his breathing was labored.
My heart goes out to you. It is difficult but also good that she'll be home (if that makes sense). My entire comfort for the 5yrs he was bedridden was that he had great care at home with people who loved him.
Prayers all will be peaceful.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 12:24 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (RCjYY)
They are Democrats, so crooked. Crooked explains everything.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:25 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:25 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I didn't know you even had a horse
Posted by: Miklos abides at August 13, 2026 12:26 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:13 AM (rdVOm)
Linux. Mint. It works, and it is free.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:27 AM (1z8ji)
A high school ring was a must, bigtime. Once in college, I never wore it again. I did buy a college ring too, but only wore it for a few years. Would still not scrap them.
Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
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My now and then wise mother told me to consider a nice ring vs class ring for about the same cost.
We went to the jeweler and my parents bought me a diamond and sapphire white gold "dinner ring" for my right hand. Have worn it daily since I was 16yrs old, swimming, skiing, and mountain hikes. My engagement and wedding bands are the same stones. It worked out well! It is promised to our 5yr old grandgirl once I clock out.
Our nieces did the same thing vs a class ring that is good for about a year.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 12:29 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:30 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: ancient nerd humor
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I ran it through Google Translate, and it looked right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:30 AM (XJ22o)
_ American Principles Project
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:30 AM (VQ0bX)
They have made an art of it.
They have an impressive scoreboard of stolen elections.
It goes back to Kennedy in 1960.
They get away with it more often than not.
What we are seeing today is just a continuation.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (BeyMP)
The was the eclipse shot Andrew McCarthy was going for, the one he was hoping to get. This is sort of preliminary, and I'm sure he'll have some really detailed version soon:
https://t.ly/I7iuf
That's the curve of the Moon's shadow against the sunset western sky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (w6EFb)
I buried my brother and my mother. My kids won't have to do that. They don't realize yet how much agony I'm sparing them.
Nobody likes to contemplate their own death. I put it off for years.
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (RCjYY)
Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
I don't remember if high school and/or college rings were a thing where I grew up. I know that I never had either. I cannot abide the thought of wearing one. Rings can be a severe hazard when working with power tools, or even just servicing a car battery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Well, I trained Google Translate
Posted by: Miklos can make sense or nonsense on demand at August 13, 2026 12:32 AM (XOG/m)
These procedures include prescription of puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones, as well as surgical operations that cause permanent bodily damage.
The initiative was originally proposed last year in response to an executive order from President Donald Trump to end gender-mutilating procedures on children.
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Took them long enough
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:32 AM (VQ0bX)
Linux won't run the Adobe Creative Suite.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:34 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 12:35 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Igotnothing at August 13, 2026 12:35 AM (wo6er)
U.S. Health and Human Services has announced it will end the use of Medicaid and CHIP funds to pay for “sex-rejecting procedures” for children.
Posted by: Braenyard
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So, trans genocide.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:36 AM (XJ22o)
There's an old joke, which I can't remember exactly. Three friends go in a bar. The bartender says to the first one, I see you're a Harvard man. How did you know the guy asks. Something about the way he pronounced certain words.
Second guy is identified as a Yale man, for a similar reason.
Bartender says to third, I see you're a Clempson man. Again, how did you know? Bartender replies, "I saw your ring when you were picking your nose."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:36 AM (w6EFb)
It goes back to Kennedy in 1960.
...
Posted by: LTG
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Lyndon Johnson ~1948.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:36 AM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:34 AM (XJ22o)
Whatever that is? There is probably a Linux-friendly substitute that will do most of the tasks in the Adobe package. Libre Office pretty much mimics MS Office, and can even save files to formats that Windows can open.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:37 AM (1z8ji)
I ran it through Google Translate, and it looked right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Well, I trained Google Translate
Posted by: Miklos
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Well, I trained you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:37 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Dad had to have his wedding band cut off after a (home) shop incident-- smashed his hand somehow-- OUCH!
At work, the mechanics weren't allowed rings of any kind. Line workers, only wedding rings. No one was allowed other jewelry like watches, bracelets or necklaces. (Some of the younger
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos approves at August 13, 2026 12:38 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:38 AM (RCjYY)
Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
My ring vanished years ago. I never figured out where it went. That was a good chunk of gold.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 12:38 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)
You really don't want to have a ring catch on something when you fall off a ladder, either.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2026 12:39 AM (zs/VU)
Posted by: cute lil' Miklos, wagging the best he can at August 13, 2026 12:39 AM (XOG/m)
There is probably a Linux-friendly substitute that will do most of the tasks in the Adobe package. Libre Office pretty much mimics MS Office, and can even save files to formats that Windows can open.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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There is, and I've heard of creators who have made the switch, but call me lazy about doing a big conversion. Libre Office hasn't always treated me well either.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:39 AM (XJ22o)
So, trans genocide.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Soon, there will never be another trans except in geek
tents at the circus.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:39 AM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:36 AM (XJ22o)
A genocide that rivals the Israeli "genocide" of the Paleosimians in its complete lack of effectiveness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:40 AM (1z8ji)
Here's a time lapse video of the shadow sweeping across the field of view:
https://t.ly/MMdAM
He was in the Balearic Sea for this. He set up dozens of cameras on a ship there, and it took him around 12 hours to get everything set up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:40 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Or so Publius says at August 13, 2026 12:41 AM (XOG/m)
You really don't want to have a ring catch on something when you fall off a ladder, either.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Knew a guy that happened to. It wasn't a ladder -- it was a hook on a tank. Tore his finger clean off, and he was shipped home.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:42 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
My home Office has Cuba Libres
Posted by: Miklos, mixologist of "work" and pleasure at August 13, 2026 12:42 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Dad had to have his wedding band cut off after a (home) shop incident-- smashed his hand somehow-- OUCH!
At work, the mechanics weren't allowed rings of any kind. Line workers, only wedding rings. No one was allowed other jewelry like watches, bracelets or necklaces. (Some of the younger brats employees defied the rules with their "body jewelry" and got away with eyebrow rings and snotrings and nose-studs. Ick.)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)
I wore my wedding ring for one week. I was coming down a ladder and there was a #8 finishing nail sticking out of a 2x4 and it slipped under the ring. Had I decided to hop off the ladder at that instant, as I usually did, it would have ripped my finger off. Never wore any kind of ring after that, no jewelry of any kind, not even a watch. I knew an electrician who had his ring hit a wire and burned through his finger. Yeah, no bling here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 12:44 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:44 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Igotnothing at August 13, 2026 12:35 AM (wo6er)
Reminds me of one of my own experiences with a black kid in my youth.
I'm totally not racist yall.
I'm a totally self denying white boy who refuses to notice any differences in spite of the overwhelming evidence that the others seem to have declared open season on my like.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 12:46 AM (BeyMP)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2026 12:46 AM (zs/VU)
Dad had to have his wedding band cut off after a (home) shop incident-- smashed his hand somehow-- OUCH!
Posted by: JQ
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Yup, happened to me. I broke my arm and my hand swelled up to twice its normal size and they had to cut a ring off.
Being the Jason Arday of grueling experiences here tonight, I won the Rachmaninoff Competition two days later and saved a bus full of kids that was about to go over a cliff by grabbing the bumper and dragging it to safety.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:47 AM (XJ22o)
My knuckles are large from working with my hands all my life. My hands are really... not pretty IMO and so I'd rather not call attention to them with fancy rings anyway. (Not that the rings would stay "upright" on my fingers.)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)
A tall black kid in my 5th grade called me Klondike Kat after I helped him with some school work.
Posted by: Igotnothing
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That sounds pretty cool. I never got a cool nickname like that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:48 AM (XJ22o)
My smartass chatbot just told me, "I actually think you'd enjoy Linux Mint quite a bit—as long as you treat it as an addition to your toolkit rather than a replacement for the machine you rely on to create content."
Fucking presumptuous...
It also gave me a recipe for a Cuba Libre. Maybe I ought to add that to my toolkit, like Miklos.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 AM (XJ22o)
Bartender asks ??....."Well, when me and my best buddies got out of the Army, we promised to meet at least once a year and have a few. And for a long time we did."
Bartender says.... so, your buddies have all passed on?
"Hell no, two remarried horrible women and one gave up drinking"
Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:53 AM (XOG/m)
This is actually kind of funny:
@FrankLuntz
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of primary polling in the Midwestern United States until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:53 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2026 12:53 AM (zs/VU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Nobel Peace Prize AWARDED
Posted by: The Swedish Academy of Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:55 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Step over here for a moment.
_engine lathe
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:55 AM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Former Shop Class teacher?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:56 AM (XOG/m)
publius and Miley, hugs for you both, you are doing the right thing for Mama, may she be at peace.
JQ, that's all that I wear for jewelry too, just my wedding band, well meaning friends have suggested that I remove it, but I am happy right where it is.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2026 12:57 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Does Anna Puma live in Illinois?
This could be fun
Posted by: Miklos so hopes at August 13, 2026 12:57 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos
I heard one like that. But an Irish guy, who eventually ordered one fewer Guinness.
"Aw, Paddy, I'm sorry for your loss."
"What loss? Sean gave up drinkin' fer Lent."
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:58 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
We don't even ask for a deposit on bar tabs
Posted by: Trusting bartender Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:59 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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A lot of epoxy formulations require heat to set up. Check with the supplier you bought the stuff from. At one place I worked, we bought a fiberglass "doghouse" to mount some comm equipment out in the boonies. At one point we made some mods to the gear which required cutting some parts of the casing, and then building a little box around it. We dutifully made a disposable mold to build this on, then matted and "goo'd" the thing together. Next day, no setup. Finally called the supplier. "Oh, you have to have the stuff at over 120°F to kick off the catalyst." We rigged up a box over it out of rigid foam panels and stuck a heater in it. It set up fine.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:01 AM (drwAN)
Posted by: Miklos suspects that some jokes predate written language at August 13, 2026 01:01 AM (XOG/m)
Does Anna Puma live in Illinois?
This could be fun
Posted by: Miklos
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Plexiglass Membership for everyone! And no ads!!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:03 AM (XJ22o)
@FrankLuntz
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of primary polling in the Midwestern United States until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:53 AM (XJ22o)
Well, Mr. Putz, you keep forgetting that people will vote but won't talk to you and don't like you.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 01:06 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: mea culpa at August 13, 2026 01:06 AM (k0pmD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 01:08 AM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I miss my roomie Kevin
he was a rock solid......um...conservative
Posted by: Lank Putz at August 13, 2026 01:10 AM (XOG/m)
This is just basic fact.
Not really controversial.
Punching above their weight.
That 2 to 3 percent of young Black males aged between 11 to the lower twenties account for an overwhelming number of the violent crimes in our country.
Minus them out and our American crime rates are really vanishingly low.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 01:10 AM (BeyMP)
I got no problem with going back to that model.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 01:11 AM (b2kfj)
Posted by: Pooter at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)
Portland has a Couch St., which I believe is named after a town father. It's pronounced Cooch, I guess because his name was. Visitors are nonplussed.
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 01:12 AM (Sy6m/)
I was an Electronics Tech in the Navy, worked on live gear every day.
I wore my wedding ring on a chain around my neck, so it would not do the arcy sparky thing.
After she screwed around on me and we got divorced, I suddenly realized it had been a collar...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 01:12 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:01 AM (drwAN)
This is polyester resin, like what boats are made of. It gets slow acting in cold weather, but temps in the 50's or higher should be no problem, and it has been in the 60's here last few days. Heat accelerates it, but the reaction itself is exothermic, and a thick application can get quite warm of its own doing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 01:12 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2026 01:13 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Good for you! I plan to keep wearing mine as well.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: SciVo
Interesting
Posted by: Davenport, Iowa at August 13, 2026 01:15 AM (XOG/m)
@FrankLuntz
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of primary polling in the Midwestern United States until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Call for it all you want, jackass. Did you make this call in the presence of the geniuses you enlist to play grimacing and dim witted monkeys with their tongues lolling out as they futilely attempt to master their controllers to reflect their opinions as you spoke?
No? Then you have no basis for taking such a stand, sir, and you may go back to playing house with Kevin McCarthy, ex-SOTH, and you two can race your little kiddie cars around his faux Oval Office there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:16 AM (s9VOe)
My XH was a CTM. No ring allowed. Not that he *ever* wore one... or acted like he was actually married...
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 01:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Davenport, Iowa at August 13, 2026 01:15 AM (XOG/m)
Do the Brahmins in Davenport still practice settee?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 01:17 AM (1z8ji)
Dealing with some high current electric stuff for years, I was never comfortable wearing it. I explained this to my wife about 2 months after we were married, and she had no problem with me not wearing it. Now that I'm retired, I got it out... and it doesn't fit. Which is not surprising because I weigh about 60# more than the day we were married.
In the army, I and my cow-orkers would get regularly hassled for not wearing my dog tags. Finally, had some General write us notes, like in high school, giving us permission to carry them in our pockets. Carried that piece of paper in my wallet. Bending over a piece of equipment featuring 350V B battery and having your dog tags swing into it was not anything any of us wanted to experience.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:17 AM (drwAN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
All such are quite flammable indeed Sir
Posted by: Lower Caste Miklos at August 13, 2026 01:19 AM (XOG/m)
Now now, Luntz was clearly being playful and self-deprecating. Even the predicticators know they're failenating.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:20 AM (XJ22o)
https://youtu.be/1tXqxPbq7XE
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 01:21 AM (qx7Zg)
Thunderdome Wendy's
A tasty meal, a Frosty, and live entertainment!
What is McDonalds' countering marketing move -- reviving the McRib and having the HamBurgler and Mayor McCheese making out in the kiddos' play room?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:22 AM (s9VOe)
Do the Brahmins in Davenport still practice settee?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
All such are quite flammable indeed Sir
Posted by: Lower Caste Miklos
It's cushions that they're pushin'!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:24 AM (s9VOe)
A tasty meal, a Frosty, and live entertainment!
What is McDonalds' countering marketing move -- reviving the McRib and having the HamBurgler and Mayor McCheese making out in the kiddos' play room?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
This ONT Scanner list is the 3rd and 4th mention of "that Wendy's."
At least, I'm probably forgetting some.
It's got a reputation, apparently.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 01:25 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: SciVo
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The story I heard was that his wife was trying to.put on airs, and insisted that it be pronounced "in the French manner" : Cooosh.
Of course, the lumberjack and dock workers butchered it into Cooch. An amusing story, even if it isn't true. Who knows?
The locals have fun with tourons over this, as well as watching them trying to find "Carny" street on a map, spelled Kearney.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:26 AM (drwAN)
She reflexively defended a strong black lesbian woman of color against one of her own players.
For that alone she should immediately be fired as the Head Coach of the Indiana Fever.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 01:31 AM (BeyMP)
Oh my, just read one of the big power operators in the UK had to warn customers to not use any large appliances during the eclipse.
You see, solar output gets reduced over those solar panel farms even during partial eclipses....
What a way to run a grid....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 01:32 AM (w6EFb)
Stephanie White unwittingly
She should legally change her name to add that third word to her monicker.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:35 AM (s9VOe)
You see, solar output gets reduced over those solar panel farms even during partial eclipses....
What a way to run a grid....
Posted by: publius
Dafuq do they do at night?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 01:35 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 01:35 AM (VHUov)
They take the shades off the lunar panels, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 01:37 AM (1z8ji)
Pishtash
Posted by: Stephen Cole-bear, late of Late Night at August 13, 2026 01:38 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2026 01:40 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: buddhaha
Now do Tchoupitoulas
Posted by: Former Nawlinzer Mikleuse at August 13, 2026 01:40 AM (XOG/m)
Europe is just fucked energy wise. Sold their souls to the climate cultists.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Linux won't run the Adobe Creative Suite.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:34 AM (XJ22o)
Whatever that is?
It is pricey as all get out, is what it is. Subscription, of course, so the revenue stream never dries up.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:44 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 01:44 AM (1z8ji)
It's a demand thing. The eclipse was going to happen there when people were getting off work, which is a peak demand period. And they're dependent on the solar farms for some fraction of generation, and the heat wave and high market prices cut into what reserves they had.
It's just a stupid thing that anybody with any knowledge would know would be a problem with solar and other "renewable" sources. Tthey are unreliable -- there are these things called clouds that cause that the solar irradiance curve to be quite erratic, and wind is erratic. Erratic and unpredictable is not what you need for power generation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 01:47 AM (w6EFb)
Emma Watson
Kristen Stewart
Jennifer Lawrence
Can't find another year like it.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 01:48 AM (BeyMP)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I worked on many EU-funded energy research projects about "renewables" and other energy topics. There were time when I would wake up in a half-dream of nothing but algae (algae is the Future!).
Not a single one made economic sense, other than one that theoretically could produce electricity from all spectra (not just visible light) at a theoretical efficiency approaching 100%. Very different kind of solar collectors, little nano-sized antennas.
But alas, when I found that Idaho National Laboratory had been trying that and run into technical issues, the University of Vienna physicists said "but ours will work!"
Alas again
Posted by: Miklos was paid for fruitless endeavours at August 13, 2026 01:51 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Debby
LOL! It does look rather like that...
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)
That periodic table has more elements than I recall from school. Different names, too.
But my OCD is happy that the bottom row is full, now. Please stop discovering new elements.
Posted by: mikeski
It was interesting being in grad school at Berkeley back in the time when they had a near lock on creating new elements. A lot of students made their bones by figuring out how to run tests to determine the new critters' chemical properties, one atom at a time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:53 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I've never heard of any special formulation for polyester resins.
The one I was talking about didn't require long term heat. We had a temp probe into the box and just heated it up to 130° for about an hour then left it run on its own, and , yeah, it got nicely exothermic.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:53 AM (drwAN)
Idiotic.
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 01:56 AM (Zqvxn)
Solution-
Heating wires to melt the snow, powered from....????
Posted by: Miklos verstehe nicht at August 13, 2026 01:56 AM (XOG/m)
They are working on Element 120 now.
There is a predicted island of stability way up there with certain magic numbers of neutrons. The problem is they can get the desired number of protons, but getting something with the predicted stable number of neutrons is much harder to do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 01:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 01:59 AM (Zqvxn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Metropolis movie poster popped into my brain.
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2026 02:00 AM (CG21m)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)
Element 118 there is named Oganesson. It should be a noble gas. But it is not. Well, it's not predicted to be -- they don't enough of a sample of it to actually see what it would be like.
The nucleus has so much positive charge the inner shell electrons are "orbiting" near light speed, and there are strong relativistic effects which just mess the expected classical behavior up. It will be solid, and likely a semiconductor at room temp, they think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
Now there are more squares, and Penthouse is no more
I feel sorry for the kids (well, the few binary-identifying ones)
Posted by: Misspent Youth of Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:03 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 02:04 AM (Zqvxn)
Posted by: JQ
Miklos is taking a break under the table
Kick him nice if you need something
Posted by: Yer Pal the Regular at barstool 6 at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (XOG/m)
Is his wife named Thijs de Doe?
Yes, today's Pyrex, even if made in the US, is utter trash.
Something something sold the brand name something.
I hear that French-made Pyrex is still the real deal.
Seen on X:
A man attracted to other men is gay.
A woman attracted to other women is lesbian.
A person attracted to attention is queer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (BeyMP)
50hz ac power. We were too cheap to buy a new alarm clock, so set ours ahead 10min/hr of sleep time each night, to wake on time in the mornings. LOL.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 02:09 AM (DZ9Lv)
When I first viewed the ONT picture of the NASA shock waves I thought I was looking at the inside of a scratch and dent refrigerator where the gasket got all crunched up.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Metropolis movie poster popped into my brain.
Posted by: scampydog
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Bent mini-blinds.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:09 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 02:09 AM (Zqvxn)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:09 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:26 AM (drwAN)
Is there a Tar-zhey there?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:10 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (BeyMP)
She looks pretty mannish nowadays, IMO.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:12 AM (IG3/x)
Norah Jones - Come Away With Me
https://youtu.be/lbjZPFBD6JU
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 02:13 AM (Sy6m/)
What a waste of land! And destroyed habitat for local fauna. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
Ahh, I 'memba now-- 50 minutes per hour. That's the ticket!
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:17 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Drugs *were* involved. Somehow.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
I did a lot of mechanican work at the one in Nowhere Nevada. It was a huge waste of money and everybody involved walked away pretty well off. That was a huge concrete pour.
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 02:18 AM (Zqvxn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
And now they're all scratched up by the automatic sorter, and worth 1/10th of what they were.....
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 02:19 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 02:19 AM (Zqvxn)
Elon Musk: How much is it?
(you probably remember that he asked the same question about Twitter, back when)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:19 AM (IG3/x)
Just reading, it's indeed a bitch to get the required number of neutrons. They're working on some exotic ways to do it, but still aren't there.
There are experimental hints that island of stability is there as predicted. It should be centered around Z = 114.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 02:21 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)
Go to local bank or credit union & get full value. LOL.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
CoinStar machines can be a great source of part-time retirement income!
Posted by: Financially Savvy Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:25 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)
It definitely is. The entire left agenda is aimed at destroying Western Civilization, and has been for over fifty years.
The days when even lefties like Woody Guthrie wrote songs praising (e.g.) the Grand Coulee Dam are long gone.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:25 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Financially Savvy Miklos, on second thought at August 13, 2026 02:25 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
---------
In his defense it was BOGO on a handle of tequila and he was feeling lucky with the Lotto tickets.
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2026 02:26 AM (CG21m)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah, it doesn't take all that long to count and roll them.
If you have enough coins that this becomes onerous, you can buy your own coin sorter, at all kinds of different levels of price and technological sophistication.
I get the sense that even vending machine operators don't have to deal with as many coins nowadays, since so many of them take cards.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: JQ
They even give you the paper coin rolls for FREE
Posted by: Miklos is personally responsible for the Penny Shortage at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (BeyMP)
She looks pretty mannish nowadays, IMO.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:12 AM (IG3/x)
Place in time pertains for actresses. They look best in their teens if we're being really honest about it.
Most women reach their beauty peak around 15.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (BeyMP)
It was set for Bulgarian coins, for some reason
Posted by: Miklos and the Horde CRIES OUT at August 13, 2026 02:29 AM (XOG/m)
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I worked in a large coin op laundromat.
I had a plastic tube that held exactly $10 in quarters, and was just enough larger that you could slip the tube down it.
Counting the day's take took less than ten minutes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:30 AM (IG3/x)
Dump your coffee can full of coins & let it whirl. Pretty soon, it spits out a ticket that you take to the teller window to get cash or make deposit. (also kicks out the damaged coins and pocket lint)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (BeyMP)
I don't know about that, but I do know that most English women start to develop a pronounced resemblance to Monty Python in drag once they hit their mid-to-late 30s.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:31 AM (IG3/x)
Well, this got me off on a nuclear tangent. There are other islands of stability predicted at higher Z's, 126, and way up at 164. This would be *massive* nuclei indeed.
And beyond that, there is some theoretical reasoning that a "continent of stability" might exist well beyond that. At that level, you would have nuclei as we think of it, but a quark soup. This would be quark matter for the nucleus. And yes, it could still form atoms of a sort with electrons around it.
This would be truly "exotic matter", beyond any of our kin. Who the hell knows what it would be like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LTG
Thanks, buddy! I feel so freaking beautiful now! More than 4x "peak" LOL.
But I don't care.. never was a beauty queen anyway. (and the "pretty" girls had to fight off so many jerks)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:35 AM (IG3/x)
Counting the day's take took less than ten minutes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I have seen what happens when casinos wash their daily take of quarters.
That shit be nasty
Posted by: Dainty Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:35 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Dainty Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:35 AM (XOG/m)
Oh, yeah.
Bills aren't any better.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:36 AM (IG3/x)
AND! Found a twenty in my clean jeans' pocket. It got laundered, heh.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:38 AM (rdVOm)
LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
If Elon were to buy the UK, that would include the Bank of England.
This could be entirely self-financing, with some inflation for holders of Pounds Sterling
Posted by: Miklos seen what Soros done at August 13, 2026 02:38 AM (XOG/m)
AND! Found a twenty in my clean jeans' pocket. It got laundered, heh.
Posted by: JQ
Your money's no good here, Miss.
The ususal?
Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos (no tips, not allowed on Work Release) at August 13, 2026 02:40 AM (XOG/m)
I'm thinking if any experimental physicists get any ideas about how to create some of that quark soup matter, they might want to hold off on it.
Might better not try that anywhere on Erf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 02:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
Pretty girls were raped at very young ages. That's the truth of what's going on.
No wonder why dykes gained traction.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:41 AM (BeyMP)
The ususal?
Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos (no tips, not allowed on Work Release)
Why, thank you! Yes, please!
And I'll put a few $ on your commissary account...
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
In my case, they were quite good at it.
Almost professional, even
Posted by: Unrequited Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:43 AM (XOG/m)
youtube.com/@dramecs
youtube.com/@Plumesmusic
They're worth adding to your Subscriptions, to increase the odds of a little pick-me-up sitting to the right of whatever video you're watching.
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 02:45 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Miklos also wants to know what about these pitchers of Long Islands at August 13, 2026 02:47 AM (XOG/m)
Pretty girls were raped at very young ages. That's the truth of what's going on.
No wonder why dykes gained traction.
Posted by: LTG
==============
And my oft-repeated theory: why girls decided to "become" men.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:48 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 02:48 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Miklos also wants to know what about these pitchers of Long Islands
Wooooooh! That's a lip-smackin' toddy, Miklos!
Thank you!
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)
Good thing I'm not a kid today-- asshoes would probly try to turn me into a " " " boy " " "
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
*resumes well-deserved rest under the far corner table under a couple of table cloths*
Posted by: Miklos done Double Duty at August 13, 2026 02:57 AM (XOG/m)
No wonder why dykes gained traction.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:41 AM (BeyMP)
Robert Stacy McCain wrote of lesbian supermodels and "The Curse Of Beauty" in 2014:
https://tinyurl.com/2czchr7e
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 02:59 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:59 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm)
I'm not supposed to notice that these racial dynamics only seem to go one way.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 03:02 AM (BeyMP)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:59 AM (IG3/x)
463 Night, Rodrigo!
Posted by: JQ
The Borgias get up to no good during nighttime hours
Posted by: Miklos the late nite Historian at August 13, 2026 03:02 AM (XOG/m)
Dump your coffee can full of coins & let it whirl. Pretty soon, it spits out a ticket that you take to the teller window to get cash or make deposit. (also kicks out the damaged coins and pocket lint)
Posted by: JQ
They really dislike coin-like things that aren't quite the right size or weight, too.
I had a couple Cayman Islands coins in a batch I ran thru the one at my credit union. It made a huge marbles-in-the-clothes-dryer racket, and eventually dumped those coins back out. Which was nice, since I meant to keep them as souvenirs. Not sure how they got stuffed into the spare-change jar.
It never had an issue with Canadian coins, which show up fairly often in MN, and generally get treated as equal to American ones. It probably wouldn't know what to do with a Loonie, though.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 03:04 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: LTG
I will say this *one time only*--
When I worked in a military club, overseas... my waitressing shift was often scheduled in the area where funk/dance music was DJ'd. Very dark crowd, IYKWIM. I was often propositioned, but thankfully had a very good Master At Arms to protect me & other staff.
I overheard convos that would (or maybe not?) curl your hair. Very derogatory toward YT wimmen. VERY! And we're talking about early 1980s.. can just imagine how much worse it is, since obastard.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mikeski
After Hungary joined the EU, Hungarians were pleased to discover that their forint coins worth about 20 cents were accepted as 1 Euro in machines in Euroland, and the about 50 cent heavier coins were accepted as 1 British pound in machines there.
Posted by: Miklos tested this and it worked at August 13, 2026 03:09 AM (XOG/m)
WaPo
https://t.co/s67QJws9QM
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:12 AM (odBC9)
If anyone cared to look into the actual numbers they would be actually shocked.
Truth be told, blacks are insanely more prone to violence than any other people.
We will continue to ignore this because not want to be racist.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 03:12 AM (BeyMP)
Again, the '80s. This shyte has been brewing for a very long time, and it's *everybody* against YT.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Islamic Communists against Homosexuals (sometimes) at August 13, 2026 03:18 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:23 AM (rdVOm)
In an interview, he was asked about his extravagant use of clothes and makeup etc.
As I recall, he said "When young, I was always called the one with the big nose. So I decided, be the one with the big nose and a bit of style. Fuck them"
Posted by: Miklos notes that Johnny Rotten is rather normie too for years now at August 13, 2026 03:23 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:24 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip
School starts in a week, young Mister Skipper
Posted by: Auntie Miklos expects good marks at August 13, 2026 03:27 AM (XOG/m)
Boy George on Life After Prison | Archive Interview | Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
youtube
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ewabt
17:19
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:28 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)
Oh, my gosh, JQ!
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:28 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JQ
I grew up in South Carolina and Hungary.
Never heard of such a thing.
Posted by: Miklos was a free range non-milk carton kid at August 13, 2026 03:29 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:30 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:31 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2026 03:36 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:37 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:37 AM (Ia/+0)
https://t.co/s67QJws9QM
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:12 AM (odBC9)
By John Ondrasik
John Ondrasik, a singer-songwriter, performs as Five for Fighting.
ICYMI, here is the Five For Fighting song (piano-driven pop rock) that I linked recently, that will punch you in the feelz if you're at all sentimental:
Five for Fighting - 100 Years
https://youtu.be/tR-qQcNT_fY
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:38 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:43 AM (odBC9)
Five for Fighting - 100 Years
https://youtu.be/tR-qQcNT_fY
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:38 AM (Sy6m/)
2004
That reminds me a lot of How to Save a Life (2005).
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:52 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:58 AM (Ia/+0)
For the bubble to pop, they have to see that their bets won't pay out the way they hope. For it to pop gently, they still have to pay out a bit. And we need for them to be at least somewhat wrong, since their bets are so massive I suspect that for them to fully pay off, we'd all be paying them for every bit of compute we need. Personal computers exploded in popularity for a reason, and a world without them would be a human dystopia.
There is a narrow channel of possibility where both the things we need can happen. A technology that enhances productivity can improve the value of the employee to the employer, if it is not able to replace him entirely, due to enabling the creation of more saleable value per man-hour. If the bubble pops from realization that there is no GenAI coming, no "synthetic cognition" or 'singularity', just another productivity tool, then maybe it could pop gently and in a pro-employment way. So, I know what to pray for.
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:02 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:04 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:06 AM (odBC9)
Go to local bank or credit union & get full value. LOL.
Posted by: JQ
True, but you can't buy a 30-pack of Busch Light and some smokes in a bank or credit union.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:06 AM (sAmhv)
I'm up early, long story, but it involves a colorful dream I'll save for the new thread. Who's up?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:07 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Skip
He has found out about coffee
Next he will find where I keep the brandy
Posted by: Auntie Miklos, remembering that "Uncle" Spiro left some ouzo at August 13, 2026 04:08 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Jason Ardayklos at August 13, 2026 04:10 AM (XOG/m)
WaPo
https://t.co/s67QJws9QM
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026
***
Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon
(Not a slap at Boy George, it's just the only one of his songs I can think of)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:10 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:11 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:11 AM (odBC9)
True, but you can't buy a 30-pack of Busch Light and some smokes in a bank or credit union.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026
***
Gettin' so's you need a bank loan to buy those things
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:11 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:12 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:07 AM (wzUl9)
I think the numbers were boosted by some play-by-play on the Hong is Wrong governor race.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:12 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m
My favorite was
HONG SCHLONGED
Posted by: Miklos wishes he had come up with that at August 13, 2026 04:15 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026
***
I had to look it up, and somebody mentioned one of them above, but there was "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me," "Church of the Poison Mind," and "Miss Me Blind."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:15 AM (wzUl9)
(Not a slap at Boy George, it's just the only one of his songs I can think of)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:10 AM (wzUl9)
In the 2009 Jonathan Ross interview (linked at comment 478 up above) Boy George says that, as he was being escorted into prison, inmates greeted him by calling out "karma chameleon!".
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:17 AM (odBC9)
The trouble with being up this early is that I'm getting hungry, yet I don't want to go work out quite yet. Though I'm certainly not going to wait until it gets light at six am. First World Problems. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:18 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
There was better music at the time
*cranks up eclectic 80s faves at volume, because all the neighbors are out of town or hard of hearing*
Posted by: Miklos parties on at August 13, 2026 04:20 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:20 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Miklos has enough real life material at August 13, 2026 04:21 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
There was better music at the time
*cranks up eclectic 80s faves at volume, because all the neighbors are out of town or hard of hearing*
Posted by: Miklos parties on at August 13, 2026
***
Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero" from the soundtrack of Footloose was the last truly *exciting* single in pop music history.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:22 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
maybe
In New Orleans, the early daylight hours are probably the safest
Posted by: Miklos just guesses at August 13, 2026 04:24 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:24 AM (sAmhv)
You have interesting dreams.
Do they ever seem like the basis for a story?
Posted by: Miklos has enough real life material at August 13, 2026
***
Yes. I dreamed that I ran into the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, and it scared me, so that I wrote a story in which a man and a woman, two old lovers, meet. During the course of their conversation, we realize that they used to abduct, torture, and murder young runaway girls back in the "good old days." A very disturbing story for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:26 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:28 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:28 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
That would make a pretty good, disturbing movie. Especially if you realize that they got away with it and grew old.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:29 AM (sAmhv)
https://tinyurl.com/56ancexx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:30 AM (W90Ou)
My Buick hit 100,000 miles yesterday evening. On the way to the book club meeting, I saw it had 99,999, so I drove into a bank parking lot and made a few circles until it clicked over. Miss Linda took a pic of the odometer. Not bad for a ten-year-old car, 65K of it under my ownership.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:31 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
That would make a pretty good, disturbing movie. Especially if you realize that they got away with it and grew old.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026
***
That's exactly what happened.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:32 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (wzUl9)
https://tinyurl.com/vpxcte5m
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:34 AM (W90Ou)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
There is probably a market for that.
On the topic of Buicks-
Mine (inherited) has never had ballots in the trunk, to my knowledge.
But it is a 2010 LaCrosse with 53k on the clock.
Posted by: Miklos don't get around much at August 13, 2026 04:34 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Miklos v. Multiplicity at August 13, 2026 04:36 AM (XOG/m)
.
The latter had undeniable talent, but apparently some kind of psychological pain that he took out on himself. I'm surprised to read that he made it to 53, surviving drugs, pneumonia, and a coma, before falling to heart disease on Christmas Day in 2016.
Say what else you will about Boy George, it's an accomplishment in this life to be comfortable with yourself, and he plainly has that.
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:37 AM (Sy6m/)
why would you choose to be employed at a Thunderdome Wendy's. seems dangerous to be there
Posted by: paulnjax at August 13, 2026 07:28 AM (PPnyU)
Supercell Eclipse Cafe
Edinburgh (?)
Pete Wands
@wandspja
In Nola, Italy, over 100 men carry a 25-meter-tall, 2.5-ton (5,500-lb) tower through packed narrow streets, a centuries-old tradition honoring Saint Paulinus pic.twitter.com/uXXovbADEP
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 12, 2026
Minnie is a Devon and Cornwall Longwool, one of the rarest breeds of sheep in the world.
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 12, 2026
[📹 dartmoorshepherd] pic.twitter.com/dwp0MBlwlQ
Eclipse viewed from inside a fighter jet pic.twitter.com/1qLAHsZlbL
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Insane footage of a supercell over Nebraska
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Posted by: Vengeance at August 12, 2026 07:53 PM (6qFZ4)
I can't believe I get paid to do this.
Going to put in a bunch of requesitions for a mini machine shop I think we need. Run it up the chain and see if the purchasing manager is not paying attention again and just signing things.
Worked before.
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Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
With a sniper behind every tree.
You guys do okay with the storms yesterday? Dear wife had to drive through them - a bit scary but all was well.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 07:55 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Fatty Boombilatti at August 12, 2026 07:56 PM (JM9I6)
Between the kidnap and the rescue, that chicken must have lost half its feathers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:56 PM (XJ22o)
Here in the Great Plains states we call that April and May.
Had some close calls here the last year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 12, 2026 07:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: H at August 12, 2026 07:56 PM (49bBV)
Get out more, you people!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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Okay, I'm going to the nearest Starbucks drive-thru and get something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:57 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Pulling The Wool at August 12, 2026 07:57 PM (JM9I6)
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It was phallic enough without the bouncing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 07:57 PM (ndZc7)
I really hate seeing almost everybody walking blindly down the path, glued to their fucking phones. I do keep my phone with me (in case I have a heart attack or something), but I do not carry it in my hand while walking. People! Enjoy the outdoors. Feel the sun, and the breeze. Listen to the birds. Chirp at the skwerls. Nod at passersby.
And, lest you think I am yelling at the younger folks, I see people my age doing the same damn thing.
Definitely near the top of my pet peeve list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0)
— Massimo
St. Paulinus got his ass kicked at Stalingrad, didn't he?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 07:58 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 12, 2026 07:58 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Warby Parker at August 12, 2026 07:58 PM (JM9I6)
Cat had plans for the chicken. Fox threatened to interrupt them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:59 PM (XJ22o)
He's only five; you could take him, Ace. Just cover your junk.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:59 PM (VHUov)
I shared this last thread. I'm in the computer room getting to work but this happened an hour ago.
.......
I just took Ralphy outside for washroom. Snowflake races across the street startling a couple of Moms and their girls going to the park swimming pool.
They all came over to pet Snowflake and Ralphy whom I held. Then they told my friend he has a beautiful cat.
It was cute.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 08:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 07:55 PM (udaaY)
Lot of flooding in my county, but our house is on a hill, so we were good. I was worried about wind, as there is an old silver maple next to the house, and those things are never stable.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 12, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 08:00 PM (nDXEV)
Hello... Hey, I was wondering. I don't really like my dog anymore, but I'm kind of a coward. How can I get someone else to shoot him?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 12, 2026 08:02 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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Okay, I'm going to the nearest Starbucks drive-thru and get something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:57 PM (XJ22o)
***
Ok
Rocky Road Ice Cream!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 08:03 PM (2WIwB)
I wasn't saving the chicken, I was dinnerblocking the fox.
Posted by: cat, evil at August 12, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:04 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 08:04 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: I Should Be Pope at August 12, 2026 08:06 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 08:07 PM (KC5Lt)
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
I wonder if the White House press corps will finally go a little harder on Trump now they know he was okay with... potentially letting them die.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:08 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner
Please stop yelling. You're going to frighten my wasp colony.
Posted by: crazy lady at August 12, 2026 08:10 PM (VHUov)
Since they pray five times a day, and can't have an invalid wudu, that must mean no Afternoon Delight.
So the only whoopie is Midnight at the Oasis?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)
He potentially lets them die every day. He could potentially off them all tomorrow.
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 08:11 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:11 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:04 PM (g47mK)
I think the gloves are for when the hawks land/perch. As long as the hawk doesn't miss as he grabs the chow...
Yeah, you're right. Those talons can do some damage.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 12, 2026 08:11 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Case at August 12, 2026 08:12 PM (fV9m3)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 08:13 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 08:13 PM (Cqx++)
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LOL, Marco and Bessent were on the decoy plane too. So were other cabinet members. I don't see them complaining!
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:14 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:14 PM (77rzZ)
*Shrugs shoulders*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 08:14 PM (d9FiM)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 12, 2026 07:58 PM (CNl8/)
He's 81 years old. I hope Graham Bonnet shows up and kicks his wrinkled old ass for firing him.
Posted by: Rainbow at August 12, 2026 08:15 PM (G5vcO)
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CNN "just happened to" broadcast a Trump rally live for the first time in 7 years and pointed a high speed camera at his head so they and the rest of their demented sons and daughters of Satan could masturbate to his face being blown apart in super slow motion for the rest of their lives. Please spare me the bullshit.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:15 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 08:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Uncle Leo at August 12, 2026 08:18 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026
When Saijo has zoomies, he smooshes his ears down and looks like a seal.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 08:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 08:17 PM (2WIwB)
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I saw Supercell Over Nebraska open for John (Cougar) Mellencamp at Pine Knob in '87. Great show!
Posted by: David French at August 12, 2026 08:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
I wonder if the White House press corps will finally go a little harder on Trump now they know he was okay with... potentially letting them die.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:08 PM (ndZc7)
Um...
The most overused word is "unsafe." You are never safe. You could get hit by a bus, you could die of a massive heart attack, you could bust an aneurism, you could just, you know, croak.
Is it really the Secret Service's job to protect these feckless idiots? Why, no, no it is not.
If you feel unsafe with PDT, then fuck off back to your studio and hide in a closet.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 08:20 PM (+Z9Sn)
Posted by: Preznit Depends at August 12, 2026 08:21 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Uncle Leo at August 12, 2026 08:18 PM (JM9I6)
They do, plus they have low sodium entrees. And a Salad Wagon.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 08:21 PM (nDXEV)
BABY GABRIEL HAS BEEN BORN! After a highly publicized legal battle over his medical care, Baby Gabriel has arrived in Texas. The case drew national attention after his surrogate, McKenna West, fought to ensure he could receive life-saving treatment for a treatable heart condition. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton had intervened to protect the baby’s access to necessary medical care.
Read the rest of the story, link in the comment.
https://tinyurl.com/46rcp2tk
Suck dick Talarico.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:21 PM (VbzrQ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 08:22 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 08:23 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Diogenes
Everyone in the red Dodge truck! We have to get Dorothy under the cell!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:23 PM (VbzrQ)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:15 PM (vE0+H)
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The releases of information are not being conducted in real time. These were held back. If you work in the business, you know that. Trump has been holding back a ton of this stuff to completely derail Dem momentum in the midterms. Everyone wringing their hands over oil or Iran are just fools.
Only an abject idiot releases information when they find it. Yes, the reporters are running with it, but it was fed to them. All of them are being fed.
The next few months are going to be absolutely lit.
Posted by: David French at August 12, 2026 08:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Local Italican Chirpractors at August 12, 2026 08:24 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:24 PM (ZOv7s)
It was pretty icky.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 08:26 PM (+Z9Sn)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)
C'mon. That could be Organia, Halka, Starbase 24 or a number of failed colonies like Tarsus IV.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 08:26 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: fd
Don't tell me - they also discuss the inviolate Prime Directive and then spend most of the episode breaking it.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 08:26 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 08:20 PM (+Z9Sn)
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LOL, the White House simps have lied as hard as they can about Trump. Trump actually tried to kick them out - he's worried about their safety - but the SUED to be let back in.
I guarantee that if Trump told them to get off the plane due to a terror threat, they would have raised absolute hell.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:27 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: All Mammoni! at August 12, 2026 08:27 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 08:26 PM (udaaY)
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Kirk bangs some high quality talent as well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Rainbow
I understand Bonnet would be taking a haircut to perform there.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 08:27 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Uncle Leo at August 12, 2026 08:18 PM (JM9I6)
You think you could keep us out of Del Boca Vista? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!
Posted by: The Rolling Stones, Older than dirt at August 12, 2026 08:29 PM (G5vcO)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 08:29 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: All Mammoni! at August 12, 2026 08:27 PM (JM9I6)
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The secular basement dwellers aren't the ones showing up for ancient Catholic rituals. Much of Europe has secularized, but that has made the Catholic remnant a lot more strident.
The Pope's visit to Spain was lit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)
https://youtu.be/a6nmtJAC4NM
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 08:30 PM (VHUov)
See Andrew McCarthy's X feed here for some of his first eclipse shots. He was on a boat in the Mediterranean for this:
https://t.ly/C2ALU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 08:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)
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Hello! The surgery went very well. Mrs. Lloyd is spending the night just to be on the safe side. It's nice to have the whole ordeal over and now focus on healing and recovery.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:31 PM (ZOv7s)
The funniest part of this is they want the White House Press Corpse (spelled this way on purpose) to be HARDER on Trump
Like they don't already hate his guts and constantly write negative stories?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 08:31 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 08:26 PM (+Z9Sn)
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You have no idea.
Posted by: Nancy French at August 12, 2026 08:32 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:32 PM (JvZF+)
Only an abject idiot releases information when they find it. Yes, the reporters are running with it, but it was fed to them. All of them are being fed.
The next few months are going to be absolutely lit.
Posted by: David French at August 12, 2026 08:24 PM (ZOv7s)
I enjoyed this but didn't understand the sock - I figured it was an old gay one.
BTW continued prayers for you and your lovely. I'm sorry you are going through it but good to hear that things are ok (last I heard).
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:33 PM (vE0+H)
Oh, a cool one he got post totality. The partially eclipsed setting sun over the horizon:
https://t.ly/UGQwx
He mentioned earlier he wanted to get in a spot with low sun altitude for what he was going for, and this shows what he was aiming for.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)
Like they don't already hate his guts and constantly write negative stories?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 08:31 PM (mP0Kj)
It turns out you can just say things. Leftards only believe about 2% of what they actually say. And you can tell which stuff that is because it's the most hateful and vile shit they come out with.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:34 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:34 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 08:31 PM (mP0Kj)
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Performative outrage knows no limits. There is always someone who is MORE pissed, demanding that others equal their rage.
The fact that it's completely ineffective is besides the point. It should be obvious by now that liberal guys are very comfortable with being loudly impotent.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)
You people and your weather.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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We had an earthquake today! California rules.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 12, 2026 08:35 PM (DUAdZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:35 PM (77rzZ)
Made to get off the plane - bitch.
Fuck 'em. They're commie assholes. This is what they do.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 08:36 PM (d9FiM)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:34 PM
The Paolo is, how you say, quietly potent.
Posted by: Paolo at August 12, 2026 08:36 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: All Mammoni!
The secular basement dwellers aren't the ones showing up for ancient Catholic rituals.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
And regardless of their religiosity, basement-dwellers aren't known for hoisting 50+ lbs and dancing down the street with it.
5500 lb tower, 100+ dudes..... but does the weight include the band and the announcer standing on it?
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 08:36 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 08:36 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:31 PM
Have you tried motorboating?
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 12, 2026 08:37 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)
That was like when the libs all complained that Bush should have "done something" about his "9/11 warning" (Bin Laden Determined to Strike In U.S.).
You can see it now in the wake of Selected Not Elected -- Bush announces he has "classified intelligence" and therefore must crack down on swarthy men at airports and other high value locations. Would have gone down an absolute treat. "Yes President Bush, Good Idea President Bush, We Believe You President Bush, Thank You President Bush" they would have all said. Fuck, they wouldn't even let him do it on 9/12!
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:37 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)
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Double mastectomy for stage one breast cancer. We caught it at stage zero, and they upgraded it last week, but the operation was already scheduled so I'm not sure what the point was. We're waiting for the biopsy to see if chemo needs to happen.
Just before she was to be prepped, I got to chat with her and all the staff is doing their thing and as I left and paused and looked wistfully at her chest. "I'm going to miss you guys. We had 26 great years together."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 12, 2026 08:38 PM (DZ9Lv)
Made to get off the plane - bitch.
Fuck 'em. They're commie assholes. This is what they do.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 08:36 PM (d9FiM)
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What's going to be funny is to see how many of them decided to travel independently, because they're all simpering cowards.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:40 PM (ZOv7s)
You people and your weather.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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We had an earthquake today! California rules.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 12, 2026 08:35 PM (DUAdZ)
Calif had 192 Earthquakes in the last week...
and no, I'm not kidding or exaggerating...
But lots of little quakes are much better than one big un.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 08:40 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 12, 2026 08:35 PM (DUAdZ)
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I thought you were in SEPa?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:40 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Prayers for full healing and joy in recovery.
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 08:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:41 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:41 PM (MWfyi)
The dog that didn't bark, eh
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:41 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:37 PM (vE0+H)
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"We need to slash defense spending and put that money towards schools!"
"You idiot! You didn't spend enough on missiles! Iran is beating us!"
Exact same people.
Speaking of which...why do retired flag officers think they are allowed to talk about classified things like critical national defense secrets? Hegseth needs to break a bunch of these fat, cowardly DEI-loving war-losing shits.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 08:45 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 12, 2026 08:35 PM (DUAdZ)
Just one? AK shakes constantly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 08:46 PM (+Z9Sn)
And another low-angle effect he was going for:
https://t.ly/-0Kp4
That's a brief video of the Moon's shadow splitting the sunset sky in half.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 08:47 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)
They don't get to. When they do, they need to be court marshalled. They do not get to flout the rules just because they retired. Sedition and/or treason still apply.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 08:48 PM (+Z9Sn)
Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 08:49 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 08:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 08:48 PM (+Z9Sn)
Thank you. Small pet peeve of mine - even Judge Judy gets it wrong - and I am hardly a grammarian.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:54 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)
They don't get to. When they do, they need to ...
Posted by: tcn
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Have their fingers broken, one at a time as bullet points, while they are being lectured on protocol.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 08:55 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:52 PM (77rzZ)
I should have daily staff, but no. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 08:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 08:57 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 08:57 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 08:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
I will give you, how you say, daily staff.
Posted by: Paolo at August 12, 2026 08:57 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ...
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nazi
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 08:59 PM (VQ0bX)
Calif had 192 Earthquakes in the last week...
and no, I'm not kidding or exaggerating...
But lots of little quakes are much better than one big un.
Posted by: Romeo13
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I'm sure we had 192. I just happened to be in the zone for one of them today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 08:59 PM (XJ22o)
Anyway, the surgeon removed a monster organ that shouldn't have been and he is now in recovery. Thanks for all the well wishes and prayers.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 08:59 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:00 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Phantom of the Opera at August 12, 2026 09:01 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)
he is now in recovery. Thanks for all the well wishes and prayers.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Fool, hahahahaah
Well, anyway, The best to your BIL.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:03 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: tcn
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Have their fingers broken, one at a time as bullet points, while they are being lectured on protocol.
Posted by: Braenyard
Nah - make it really painful. Order them to attend briefings given by O-1s until they give up the plans to the Norden Bombsight.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 09:04 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:04 PM (77rzZ)
Tucker and Candace here I come.
Even Brit Lass thought it was flaunt and she's at least several times smarter than I am and besides the English are supposed to know language. It's not flaunt. Flaunt has become an "accepted misuse". But this I do not accept.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:04 PM (vE0+H)
Will remember Mrs. Lloyd in my Rosary intentions tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:05 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
They have information that's valuable, and haven't had to worry about consequences of misconduct for many years? Still don't, typically, unless they do something GROSSLY improper AND it gets general media attention.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 12, 2026 09:06 PM (+/CWD)
English, m-f'er. Do you speak it?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 09:06 PM (+Z9Sn)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 09:07 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 09:07 PM (w6EFb)
flaunted; flaunting; flaunts
Synonyms of flaunt
intransitive verb
1: to display or obtrude oneself to public notice
… a great flaunting crowd …—Charles Dickens
2: to wave or flutter showily
the flag flaunts in the breeze
transitive verb
1: to display ostentatiously or impudently : parade
flaunting his superiority
a chance to flaunt clothes, bodies, and sexuality—New Yorker
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:07 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u)
@SUEtheTrex
10h
TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THEY FOUND ME IN THE GROUND!
CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY!
Aug 12, 2026 · 2:16 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)
— Zombie Lindsey Graham
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tonypete
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I see that you are a gentleman and give gentlemanly respect to rank.
These people have adulterated their rank and deserve no respect.
Give the treasonous bitches what they deserve break their fingers or hang them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:11 PM (VQ0bX)
I do not want to excuse the abusers of language - Lord knows I love to beat up the English a bit myself - but apparently it's because someone thought flout was itself a corruption of flaunt because they saw someone breaking a rule one time "ostentatiously".
To make matters worse this mistake became codified somewhere along the way as a tolerable one. But the wrong word, however similar, is not a tolerable substitute for the right word.
And honestly I don't give a shit about most other wrong words or word orders or spellings. English is supposed to be fun. It's just when someone flouts this particular one, I believe they do so ostentatiously.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:14 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 09:14 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:14 PM (77rzZ)
Gave The Big Dummy a bath this evening. He's a good boy and never gives the least problem, but he's a pain to do all the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:15 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:15 PM (O0L8i)
Taking over for Aunt Esther?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 09:16 PM (nDXEV)
youtube.com/watch?v=PXgIfKTVyCI
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 09:17 PM (Jr5Lq)
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One must be careful, just because it appears on the web as a spelling or definition no longer means that it's correct.
The web is full of crap presented as valid.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:17 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Flaunt Flounce Flouter at August 12, 2026 09:18 PM (MWfyi)
Synonyms of flaunt
The gunsel flaunted across the ballroom flaunting his gunsel package while others criticized the way the gunsel flaunts his wares so unashamedly.
Posted by: Gunsel and Flaunt at August 12, 2026 09:19 PM (G5vcO)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 12, 2026 09:21 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:21 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bulg
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Working dogs aren't bred that way and don't suffer the afflictions of the upscale.
Border Collies
Beagles
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:23 PM (VQ0bX)
I have been writing to professors at universities here and abroad requesting reprints of journal articles and explaining they're for my book. Not only have the responses been positive but also friendly and even, to my astonishment, flattering. And here I thought I was just a forgotten nobody.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:23 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 09:23 PM (RCjYY)
Hadrian, just a thought, maybe purebred dogs are dumb because of inbreeding? The canine brain version of the Hapsburg jaw?
Posted by: Bulg
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The boys are dumb on their own merits. The girls will steal your watch, wallet and phone without you being aware of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:24 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Some girls are just naturally that way.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:26 PM (VQ0bX)
Let me guess, the donors were first cousins.
They should probably be deported.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 09:28 PM (C0Nlv)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hadrian
Saw this and was concerned Mrs. Lloyd was no longer with us! Had to go back upthread for context. Whew. Yes, God bless her in recovery. And comfort to A.H. as well.
Posted by: mindful webworker - partial info can be distressing at August 12, 2026 09:28 PM (B18Qw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LULcjdaT5BE
Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 09:30 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 12, 2026 09:30 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Decaf at August 12, 2026 09:34 PM (ZNpJk)
That looks like a lot of fun. So, how many giraffes is 25 meters?
Posted by: mindful webworker - asking the important questions at August 12, 2026 09:34 PM (B18Qw)
News from my day. I had a reason to pay a visit to the West Marine store in Rehoboth Beach, DE this afternoon to acquire a replacement fire extinguisher for our watercraft.
Imagine my surprise to enter the store only to encounter it in a going out of business sale. The two guys staffing the checkout area said the company had filed for bankruptcy recently. It was extremely likely that all of its stores were closing or would be doing so soon.
"We're long since sold out of fire extinguishers." I got the replacement somewhere else.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 09:37 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 09:37 PM (Cqx++)
I still think that inbreeding animals is a bad idea.
Hybrid vigor is where it’s at.
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ)
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It has to be done carefully and with great aforethought. And there's no evidence that mixed breeds are any healthier than purebred.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:39 PM (NrCWn)
He was smarter than a lot of people I know, including some commenters on this blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:41 PM (NrCWn)
Posted by: mindful webworker - partial info can be distressing at August 12, 2026 09:28 PM (B18Qw)
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She is very much alive and texting!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 09:43 PM (Jr5Lq)
Gave The Big Dummy a bath this evening. He's a good boy and never gives the least problem, but he's a pain to do all the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I came across a "LaMonte" in our family tree two days ago, out in second cousin territory as a grandfather of some degree. No evidence was available immediately to judge whether he was a big dummy, but that branch hasn't beennfully scoped out yet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 09:44 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:23 PM (O0L8i)
Awesome! And never to me...
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:45 PM (vE0+H)
Hubby and I are watching the Cubs game.
There are people there wearing yellow shirts protesting Harris Teeter keeping chickens in cages.
WTH?
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 09:45 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 09:43 PM (Jr5Lq)
*fistbump* Red Heeler was Ajax.
They sometimes come at a problem sideways.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)
He was smarter than a lot of people I know, including some commenters on this blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
I don't get it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 09:46 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:39 PM (NrCWn)
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The "inbred royalty" line is old English propaganda. The Habsburgs constantly sought marriages outside their line to add new territories. That's how Charles V could be such a threat to the rest of Europe.
There used to be a saying that the Habsburgs were unlucky in war, but lucky in marriage because they didn't conquer territory, they married into it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Are men UNDER the platform?
This will bug me forevermore.
Have been babysitting all week and am exhausted but sleeping really well every night. Baby girl likes noises and singing and we supply both.
She's almost a year old and tried to cluck like a hen today as the book she loves has animals. It will be awhile before she can master my rooster crow. She pets the Golden who looks like her's, and pants like a doggie (can't bark yet).
At a puppy stage of life pre-walking and fast crawls to you smiling to be picked up. We love her lots.
The eclipse from the fighter jet, Ace. Wow. All I could think about was God.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 09:47 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 09:48 PM (EZtVN)
There used to be a saying that the Habsburgs were unlucky in war, but lucky in marriage because they didn't conquer territory, they married into it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)
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Bella gerant alii, tu, felix Austria, nube.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:49 PM (O0L8i)
Sometimes it's best to be a forgotten nobody.
Posted by: Case at August 12, 2026 09:50 PM (fV9m3)
He was smarter than a lot of people I know, including some commenters on this blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)
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I'm right here and this is about me, isn't it
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 09:50 PM (hzuYO)
There are people there wearing yellow shirts protesting Harris Teeter keeping chickens in cages.
WTH?
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 09:45 PM (/QHx4)
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Cheap grace. T-shirt Calvinism. "By these protest signs we are saved."
Kind of funny how I got flak for "Yard Sign Calvinism" and then Buck Throckmorton noted that Karens are basically bored Puritan women.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
There are people there wearing yellow shirts protesting Harris Teeter keeping chickens in cages.
WTH?
Posted by: four seasons
A grocery store that sells live chickens?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 09:51 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
I was thinking self-absorbed social-climbing control freak assholes. Power of and?
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:53 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 09:54 PM (/QHx4)
Good catch! AFAIK, conservatives don't do that weathervane krap.
Speaking of respectable, unbiased purveyors of fact, I offer up the WSJ & CNBC for your consideration. Just this past week, I have seen these headlines. I'm going to rely on my memoiy-- not going to go through a lot of dreck to quote verbatim, but trust me:
"Trump Falsely States Childhood Vaccines May Cause Serious Health Problems"
"Trump Claims Wrongly That Voting By Non-Citizens Is Widespread"
Like that! This is not bilge from The View or Vanity Fair! This is respectable journalism!
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 09:54 PM (RCjYY)
There are people there wearing yellow shirts protesting Harris Teeter keeping chickens in cages.
They've not learned the snow job that is "free range chicken" yet, have they?
Chickens are dumb. Their gateway to "free ranging" is a single door at the end of a chicken house dozens of yards long. Ain't no chickens taking the long walk to go out that door.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 09:55 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:53 PM (vE0+H)
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It falls squarely into the category of "nothing is new under the sun."
Chicks screaming about witches in Salem are now screaming about Trump. SSDD.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)
When he was about a year old, I kept trying to get him 'thinking toys'. He solved every one so quickly it was slightly creepy. Then I found one. It was a bottle with the screw end on the large end (the bottle looked kind of like a milk bottle.) In the small open end there was a rope inserted in the neck of the bottle. The idea being you filled the bottle up with treats, the dog would pull on the rope or swing the bottle around and get treats one or two at a time.
So I fill the bottle up and set the toy down in front of Ajax. He gets down and just stares at it. Sniffs both ends and just stares some more. Wheels turning furiously. I turn around thinking 'got you.'
Then about 5 mind later I hear munching. Turn around in my chair and there is Ajax with a pile of treats in front of him, pigging out. The bottle half empty beside him. Intact. And im like 'Whaaaaa'. He just wagged his tail at me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 09:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)
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Double mastectomy for stage one breast cancer. We caught it at stage zero, and they upgraded it last week, but the operation was already scheduled so I'm not sure what the point was. We're waiting for the biopsy to see if chemo needs to happen.
Just before she was to be prepped, I got to chat with her and all the staff is doing their thing and as I left and paused and looked wistfully at her chest. "I'm going to miss you guys. We had 26 great years together."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August
What a shitty thing to say to your wife.
Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 09:56 PM (pXM6/)
I still think that inbreeding animals is a bad idea.
Hybrid vigor is where it’s at.
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ)
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It has to be done carefully and with great aforethought. And there's no evidence that mixed breeds are any healthier than purebred.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 09:39 PM (NrCWn)
I have only ever had one "pure bred" dog. He was an amazing terrier, but downright odd. Not stupid, but driven, in the silly way terriers tend to be.
I have had many mutts, some were (are) idiots and some ridiculously intelligent dogs. The two I have now are Alaskan sled dogs, which means a mix of Siberian husky, probably some lab, probably some German shepherd, sometimes a little bit of wolf depending on the dog yard they bred in, and sometimes something else. They are bred for speed and endurance, and for sleeping in the snow below zero.
One sister is crafty and curious, the other is a complete idiot, but loyal in her stupidity. They look similar, except that one about 10 lbs bigger than the other. They are both fast and can run forever.
Breeding isn't just for "pure breed" conformance. Sometimes it is for other reasons.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 09:57 PM (+Z9Sn)
"Trump Claims Wrongly That Voting By Non-Citizens Is Widespread"
Like that! This is not bilge from The View or Vanity Fair! This is respectable journalism!
Posted by: mnw
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Like my doctor said, I don't understand how intelligent people (he was talking about his friends) believe that crap.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:58 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 09:56 PM (pXM6/)
And what an ass you are.
Do you suppose she got the joke? I doubt you have ever been married.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 09:58 PM (+Z9Sn)
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 09:54 PM (RCjYY)
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WSJ is just as bad as the NYT. The reporters are all woke, and the editorial page is beholden to importing peasants to drive down wages.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 09:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Are men UNDER the platform?
It's like a litter/palanquin. There are bars projecting from the sides, and the men around it are carrying it by those bars. I don't think anyone is dumb enough to be underneath the 2.5 ton tower....
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
So I fill it back up and put it down in front of him again. Sat down in my chair and turned around but kept glancing over my shoulder.
He turned the bottle around so it was laying on his front legs, small end away from him. He then grasped the big end in his mouth. Then shook the bottle up and down, spilling the treats out in a small pile .
I stopped trying to buy him 'thinking toys' because I realized it was just insulting for us both.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 10:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 09:58 PM (VQ0bX)
When you realize this is their modern day religion, it explains a lot.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:01 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:01 PM (Jr5Lq)
She already feels mutilated.
Men love boobs. Right?
It’s a shitty thing to say. I’ve been married. And my Boobs have been mutilated.
Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 10:03 PM (pXM6/)
Don't forget CNBC. For a purely financial news website, CNBC sure hates on Trump A LOT!
Almost daily CNBC commits some kind of bias atrocity. I guess they assume MAGAns are too dumb and broke to read financial news.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 10:04 PM (RCjYY)
It's like a litter/palanquin. There are bars projecting from the sides, and the men around it are carrying it by those bars. I don't think anyone is dumb enough to be underneath the 2.5 ton tower....
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
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Thanks. It said 100 men carrying it and I tried to count. They must tag team?
I would like to be carried in a litter but don't have one. I'm that tired this week from a baby girl alternating with the older chimp grandchildren who make us more tired. When we have all 3 at the same time we need a day to recover.
What we do for love the week before school starts...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:04 PM (hzuYO)
I think AHL sad the right thing to his wife.
We here don't know what type of relationship people have with their family.
Every relationship is different. Having a sense of humor is important.
Best wishes for the AhL family!!
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 10:04 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2026 10:07 PM (+fdRY)
Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 09:56 PM (pXM6/)
And what an ass you are.
Do you suppose she got the joke? I doubt you have ever been married.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 09:58 PM (+Z9Sn)
My wife would have quipped, "grab a handful, these are the last boobies you'll handle...or else."
Gotta have a sense of humor about the shit life throws at you.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Not ok. She feels dewoman ized enough. She feels no longer attractive. Men talk about boobs all the time.
It’s not a joke. It’s traumatic.
Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (yEz+x)
It’s not a joke. It’s traumatic.
Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (yEz+x)
Everyone is different though. You have to make allowances for differences in situation and temper.
For example I call my wife a cunt to her face all the time. She's British. She expects it. Now if I called her a libtard, or said she was like her mother, those would be fighting words.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (vE0+H)
Quick Hits
Women are broken. Men aren't doing great either, but holy mackerel, are women cooked.
These socialists and radical egalitarians sure do expect to be treated like Royals, don't they?
A seemingly red-faced Mayor Zohran Mamdani blamed a "miscommunication" Tuesday after an awkward public clash between City Hall and NYPD officials over whether the department would provide security for his wife Rama Duwaji's upcoming Middle East trip. The high-profile back-and-forth appeared to end when Hizzoner asserted that Duwaji would not receive a taxpayer-funded police escort on her jaunt to Syria and Lebanon next month -- despite his own senior spokesperson claiming she would the day prior. ... "Upon the strong recommendation of the NYPD, the first lady's security detail will be joining her when she travels to visit family in Syria and Lebanon," Mamdani's spokeswoman Dora Pekec said.
But City Hall's assertion drew a stunning response from the NYPD Tuesday morning. "The NYPD does not send officers to countries with level four travel advisories for discretionary reasons not linked to investigative work," a department spokesperson insisted. "This is not an investigative trip, and therefore, NYPD personnel will not be traveling there for it." The statement not only undercut Pekec's assertion, but effectively amounted to NYPD officials publicly breaking with their boss: Mamdani. ...
Both countries are on the US State Department's "Do Not Travel" list due to security concerns. The prospect of sending NYPD cops to countries on the "Do Not Travel" list struck former police commissioner Bill Bratton as "ill-advised." ... Duwaji, a 29-year-old Syrian-American artist, traveled overseas just last month without police protection. She co-hosted in July a pro-Palestinian all-female spiritual retreat on the French island of Corsica, and was also the "artist-in-residence" at a sold-out "Plants Of The Quran" workshop on the Spanish island of Mallorca. Both were organized by the Women Sanctuary, a Muslim-and-women-focused travel group run by Parisian designer Rym Nur.
Dana Loesch
@DLoesch The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.
Sophie Cunningham's coach explains why she took the side of the thug who almost took her own player's head off. Oh wait, she doesn't explain, she just says she lives with "grace and humility" and everyone else can "go to hell." "Go to hell," one of the top markers of grace and humility. I think it's Ephesians. David Axelrod says it's okay that Barack Obama used fake signatures to get himself on the Democrat primary ballot because that's not exactly the same as falsifying votes in an election. A "butch, non-binary teacher" says "their" first day of the new school year will consist of bullying students into calling zem "they/them." What kind of videos has Cavernous Nostrils been watching?
Angela… this is transphobic. Royce does not need to conform to your big boobied view of trans womanhood. You’re gatekeeping femininity. That’s tantamount to trans genocide. https://t.co/W9p15Bh9p8
— Jennifer Sey (@JenniferSey) August 12, 2026
Nancy Pelosi claims she didn't know Biden was mentally declining:
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 11, 2026
“I saw him maybe 3 times that whole year…so I didn't know. But I do think those who did know should have acted upon that information…whoever knew.” pic.twitter.com/ldl6sghJ9s
🚨NEW
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 12, 2026
Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed says he is in favor of a communist-style government seizure of private companies.
HOST: "Are you in favor of public ownership models?"
EL-SAYED: "I want to actually take it a step further...we need some system of public control." pic.twitter.com/zUBHUdZtFm
For some reason, this terrorist Muslim Turk (and Turks have a long history of multiple genocides) just can't go three words without calling for violence.
Hasan Piker ends off his stream by melting down over Francesca Hong’s defeat and threatening the establishment
— DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) August 12, 2026
“The knives will be out” pic.twitter.com/Gzd4KUO81B
Hasan Piker—surrogate for Abdul El-Sayed and Francesca Hong—has a total meltdown; declares how much he hates American voters.
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) August 12, 2026
"I don't want to read this, because I will f*cking k*ll myself with a gun in a video game... I want to put boomers in the machine, in the contraption.… pic.twitter.com/IalANJ2Rbt
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (UjdFS)
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Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (hLZfT)
Kinda covers all the bases.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (CSc+i)
“The knives will be out”
I think this nutball is going to become a recurring character this season!
Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (hLZfT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (+mpku)
Libs of TikTok
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Islamic foot wash stations are being installed inside the bathrooms at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport
Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (LX4y3)
At least she won't smell of cat piss.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:47 PM (pawvM)
Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at August 12, 2026 06:48 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 06:48 PM (CSc+i)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (LX4y3)
Wisconsin is an open primary State.....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 06:49 PM (FtULh)
That's the textbook definition of a Bee-cup .
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 12, 2026 06:49 PM (GJkZ/)
Watching this go on, I'm really starting to dislike these ghetto apes.
...........
I just took Ralphy outside for washroom. Snowflake races across the street startling a couple of Moms and their girls going to the park swimming pool.
They all came over to pet Snowflake and Ralphy whom I held. Then they told my friend he has a beautiful cat.
It was cute.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)
jus' sayin'.
for a friend.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (jth8J)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Who let these fucks in the country?
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (UjdFS)
I just don't like pests, vermin, because of the ick. But wasps have put personal hurt on me. And also, in the bug world, wasps are kind of lovecraftian horrors. They take over other creatures, turn them into zombies, lay eggs in them and use their slowly dissolving bodies as ambulatory incubation chambers. They are freaking monsters. Here I'll just say it, they are "The jerks of Animalia"
Posted by: banana Dream at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bete
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Tiffany was not stupid enough, unlike Mike Lindell next door, to promise GOP voters to push for amnesty. Every GOP consultant and donor best get it through their heads--the base refuses any amnesty and its legal workarounds like OPT, visa overstays, and H1b crap.
Base wants the era of cheap labor for corporate and country club donors over. Even if covered with a sticky residue of Christianity arguments that we owe Muzzies the right to come here to build mosques so they can rule over us because of 'caring'. Ditto for other shitholes not Muzzie.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (Isv03)
Who let these fucks in the country?
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (UjdFS)
Have you seen Al Sayed's wife ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)
They all came over to pet Snowflake and Ralphy whom I held. Then they told my friend he has a beautiful cat.
It was cute.
Posted by: Stateless
Nice report. Hope you are doing well and the forest fires have died down.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (E4rtv)
Coach also claimed she didn't react immediately because she didn't see it in real time, which is a blatant lie. There are photographs showing her looking right at the play in real time. Additionally, the big screen showed the replay several times while it was under review. Coach had many opportunities to see that her player got mugged, and respond accordingly.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 06:52 PM (mkw2N)
Doesn't she have a TV? Heck, I don't have a TV and didn't see him F2F ever—and yet I figured it out six months before he even ran the first time.
She must be too busy manipulating the stock market to notice these things like the head of her party turning into a zombie.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:52 PM (+4Cf6)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 06:52 PM (2NHgQ)
Look around you. Is there ANYTHING within your sight that does not have some Government regulation on it? Some rule... some law?
so·cial·ism
noun
socialism (noun)
a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole:
Note the REGULATED in the definition.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 06:53 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Probably. Be curious about the walking around money and ballot harvesting money that was spent by the winning Dem candidate in the last couple of weeks.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:53 PM (sTlXt)
Every US airport I've been to in the last ten years is absolutely full of Muslim workers. They're working security, in the shops, in the restaurants, as janitors, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (mkw2N)
And exactly who(m?) do you mean by the "public". You mean the commie totalitarian that gets elected by fraud and threats, and by a block vote of Islamists?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:51 P
Thank you. Doing better. And no where near forest fires.
I hope you're well too.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (bX16E)
Far more fun if a cow worker lobs a Nerf ball at the side of the nest while she is sitting there.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (+4Cf6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: huerfano
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Because he is a whiny bitch. Has the same emotional control of a 13 yr old kid on a bender. And that is what Muzzies are in the end, push the right buttons and they become raging maniacs.
I am a fan more of cold rage myself.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (E4rtv)
I hope nothing catches on fire, or it'll be a real Benny Hill skit.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (E4rtv)
Consultants and candidates should have learned itafter Walker's demise post embracing that in his presidential run.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (LX4y3)
And I think Piker wants to be a martyr, but he's too much of a coward
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (bX16E)
That NEVER gets old. Bring back the Darwin Awards. Probably a Wasp category.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (sTlXt)
I hope you're well too.
Posted by: Stateless
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Keeping the docs employed. Like your Ralphie and Snowflake stories as they cheer me up. Thanks for that.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (KGj36)
Over-prescribed anti-anxiety meds.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (+4Cf6)
The media is going to run with Hong’s loss, but don’t forget that we just destroyed Angie Craig in MN! (Peggy Flanagan wins with 59%)
I'M READY TO BE FUCKING PEGGED THIS NOVEMBER BABY. She wasn't polling nearly as well and she went belt to ass on Craig. Good shit. Hong was a disappointing outcome, but selfishly, MN had a pretty good night. Sounds like CT had some small wins too.
Hong will be back, she's incredible talented. Honestly I want her in Congress instead of Governor. I think she's more suited for the role anyway. She's got 2 years to build a stronger movement.
She could absolutely skullfuck RoJo here in WI. Hopefully she addresses any weaknesses from this race and throws her hat in there.
Last night the DSA candidates won 14 of 19 state legislature seats that were contested across NH, CT, and MN. Hardly an L just because Hong barely lost.
Progress takes time and she was a big reach. Still nothing to be discouraged about, just learn from her campaign and do better next time.
DSA was only 6k people when Trump was first elected. The momentum is here. This was just one election.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)
The funniest thing about Piker is he has a curated bubble of 100 pct bootlickers but still goes off on them about 20 times a day. He's stroking out someday soon.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (uhVAy)
20 years ago I would ask if you could smell toast and offer to drive you to the hospital when you said that to me.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (uzmqU)
And she has done this before, supporting the take down on Sophie, and other times as well. (iirc) even the governor of Indiana called for her to resign over not supporting her players as they were under clear attack.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk)
??? ok sure, go on...
[And sometimes the male jackdaw does not immediately act to console the female.]
IYFKM...
Posted by: banana Dream at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (LX4y3)
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Probably more contested races. The GOP vote in Michigan was much less than the Dems but there were very few serious elections. Some weirdo spent a gazillion dollar trying to defeat John James but still got blown away.
Meanwhile the Dems were having a knife fight in the senate race, and lots of activity downballot as well.
Basically the DSA types are making a play to take over the party, and so that's driving up primary turnout. The GOP has pretty much purged its Never Trump faction, so things are quieter.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: It's me donna
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OK I Goggled her. Homely little rat face poking out of the towel wrapped tightly around her chin. I guess her neck is too sexy for public viewing.
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi)
It's a fair cop.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Pamazon at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (b5MGU)
Brother (RIP) lived there a while, I lived there later for years. Regular friends all knew the rules, but newbies seeing wasps inside would freak out, jump up, wave their arms around, and zing! It had its amusing aspects.
This year, we've been rehabbing the place, sealing all the holes and securing against critters. There were gaping gaps in the ceiling of the front porch (about 40'x4'). Tearing the whole ceiling down, there were several pounds of old mud-dauber nests. Also a lot of snake skins.
All those poor, poor wasps. Border Security has changed. Should be a little less varmit invasion now.
Posted by: mindful webworker - be kind to our winged insect friends at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (B18Qw)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (E4rtv
I'm working on a ton of things. The website will get pictures.
Oh, and you all reminded me, I have a wasp to spray by the back kitchen window. We'll see if Eilish feels a stabbing disturbance in Mother Gaia's all-encompassing field of love.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b)
FFS, I mean, I knew she was leftie.
But she's generally pretty smart.
Man, this shit is gone too far
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 06:59 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (KGj36)
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I'm sorry, Officer, I thought that was the urinal for vertically-differently-abled pyrsns.
Posted by: What I'm gonna say at August 12, 2026 06:59 PM (brIJB)
- Crazy-ass Wasp Lady
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bete
I suspect it is because the consultants and the donor classes are actually well to the left of the average Republican and share many of the same opinions as your average Uniparty Democrat that has done well economically. A lot of investors, corporate execs, and small business types that have done well have the attitude that the rest of the GOP constituency are whiney losers and lazy.
Unfortunately for them, that rest of the GOP coalition outnumbers them probably 70-80 percent to 20.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (E4rtv)
??? ok sure, go on...
[And sometimes the male jackdaw does not immediately act to console the female.]
Posted by: banana Dream
Told her to "calm down" once. Never again.
Posted by: the male jackdaw at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (VHUov)
And I think Piker wants to be a martyr, but he's too much of a coward
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (WOnE5)
yeah when he went to the LA 'riots' he was a mile away and had PRESS all over his body so nobody would shoot at him.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)
Hong will be back
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Undoubtedly true. She is serving her third term in the WI state legislature. Couldn't simultaneously run for a 4th AND the governorship, but I'm sure she'll be back in 2028.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Yeah, but the line gets pretty long.
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 12, 2026 07:01 PM (q2NNn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:01 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (+/CWD)
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Why wait that long?! I'm ready right now!
Posted by: David French at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Pudinhead
Any restaurants on the concourse selling bacon cheeseburgers?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Case at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (fV9m3)
Yo Nancy you idiot I never saw Biden ONCE in person but I knew he was a blithering idiot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)
I'd think that would encourage gunfire.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Yeah, but the line gets pretty long.
Posted by: wth
Actual LOL!
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:03 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 12, 2026 06:49 PM
You know about comb sizes?
Posted by: Frank Constanza at August 12, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)
Last summer we had a huge hornet nest in a part of backyard we don't use. The hornets were not bothering anyone.
We called the pest control company and they said since they were not a threat to leave it alone and when autumn arrived they would leave the nest.
The nest was a beautiful work of art. So amazing little things could construct it.
The hornets did leave and the local conservation office came to get it. They use it as an educational example in their classes.
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 07:03 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:03 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)
I'm also just plain tired so please forgive the crappy grammar in the sentence above.
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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After the shit he pulled shocking that poor dog, I hope he meets a pack of rabid pit bulls.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)
I just don't like pests, vermin, because of the ick. But wasps have put personal hurt on me. And also, in the bug world, wasps are kind of lovecraftian horrors. They take over other creatures, turn them into zombies, lay eggs in them and use their slowly dissolving bodies as ambulatory incubation chambers. They are freaking monsters. Here I'll just say it, they are "The jerks of Animalia"
Posted by: banana Dream at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)
Never been stung by a wasp, have stepped on a number of bees as a barefoot kid. So no personal hurt from a wasp.
But not because they didn't try. Wasps are Asshoe.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (uhVAy)
Lady, just move the wasps outdoors where they belong. They're not going to like it when it's time for them to emigrate and they're all trapped indoors.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (XJ22o)
The hornets did leave and the local conservation office came to get it. They use it as an educational example in their classes.
Posted by: four seasons
They could have done that earlier, and taught a different lesson.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (l4RKn)
Posted by: Count de Monet's
I am sure that is a common phrase used in history whenever the ruling class proves to be incompetent asshats that deserve a nice pit of hellfire.
I can see that when the Roman emperors invited the Goths to stick around and stay awhile. I can see people saying that when the iconoclasts went nuts. And I can see Euros saying it right along with us adding in Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.
Foolishness, stupidity and cupidity through the Ages.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (E4rtv)
All those poor, poor wasps. Border Security has changed. Should be a little less varmit invasion now.
Posted by: mindful webworker - be kind to our winged insect friends at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (B18Qw)
Are you suggesting something like territorial-programmed murder hornets all along the southern border, murder hornets genetically altered? Or am I making too much out this?
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (XJ22o)
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We, however, might enjoy seeing that on a livestream.
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (afFes)
Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)
The DFW region is right properly well fooked.
Houston is probably trying to catch up. Probably.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (q2NNn)
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So, Dora lied. Was that the miscommunication?
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (iNosy)
Posted by: whig
The latest immigrant meltdown of the day is somewhat related.
ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) plans to spend up to $20 million to equip officers with electric shock gloves known as the G.L.O.V.E. (Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter). Manufactured by Compliant Technologies LLC, these devices are designed to deliver painful electric shocks through direct skin contact to gain compliance from combative individuals, with distribution expected by March 31, 2027.
The Hasan and Emperor Palpatine references have been amusing.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (mkw2N)
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Let's just hope there's no outbreak of Sudden Jihad Syndrome...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (FZ29D)
Candace is a retard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Somehow I associate a animated pile of poo speaking whenever I see her picture.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (XJ22o)
Surely WI has more bug eyed idiots without pulling this one back in?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (afFes)
You need chocolate.
It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
Ironic and Non-Ironic Karmic Betting Form For This Thread:
Woman Stung to Death by Pet Wasps 10-1
Woman Has Wasp Fly Up Her Nose and Build Nest in Her Empty Skull 3-1
Muslim Woman Goes to Muslim Country For Muslim Wine-Mom Spirit Quest is Murdered By Muslims 5-1
Muslim Woman Goes to Muslim Country For Muslim Wine-Mom Spirit Quest as a Ruse, Runs Away With Jewish Lover 6-1
WNBA Coach Filled With Grace and humility is Suddenly Dragged to Hell by Demons For reasons Unknown 13-5
Woman Politician Gets Into a Slap Fight with Royce White Using Her Aged Pendulous Boobs and Beats Him to Death 2-1
Muslim Communist Says knives will be out then Immediately is Beaten to Death by a Monkey with a Swiss Army Knife Blades In 9-1
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)
foot wash station might be just the thing for cleaning mud off your boots
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (VyBeY)
The Hasan and Emperor Palpatine references have been amusing.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
I saw that earlier. Gee, I hope they get field tests on the assholes rioting around ICE facilities.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (E4rtv)
But I'd be wondering how they got in, and in such numbers to set up public housing.
I suppose they may have come with the container itself?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)
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Dear Lord, please forgive me but this made me laugh out loud.
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (afFes)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (E4rtv)
Also applies to August of 1914.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (q2NNn)
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: naturalfake
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You have discovered the path to riches--the House always wins.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)
I saw a photo of Piker's office. He has a framed newspaper on the wall from 9/12/01, i.e., the day after the 9/11 twin towers bombing.
Piker is a U.S. citizen, who grew up in Turkiye, so he can't be deported. However, since he celebrates terrorism, I would hope the feds are monitoring his fans to see how many of THEM are illegals.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (RCjYY)
It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
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You are so right! Instead, I'm eating Greek yogurt with peaches and walnuts. Not chocolate, but pretty tasty nonetheless.
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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After the shit he pulled shocking that poor dog, I hope he meets a pack of rabid pit bulls.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)
it was amusing when one of Hasan's drama detractors kept a running list of blown excuses/explanations for the "Electric Dog" incidents...none of which worked.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Count de Monet's
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Yep, the war that killed European civilization and such foolishness as sending men in full battle packs with rifles to crawl over barbed wire under heavy machine gun fire and artillery.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (Vvh2V)
It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
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I rate this as true.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (24NQL)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (24NQL)
https://tinyurl.com/2pmsadcf
An activist judge appointed by California Gov. Gavin Newsom freed a criminal illegal immigrant just a day before he allegedly butchered a retiree to death in his front yard.
Contra Costa Superior Court Judge Nichelle Holmes released Marcos Iriarte-Valdez, 36 — a criminal alien who also holds citizenship in Spain — just before Iriarte-Valdez allegedly fatally stabbed Todd Stewart, 68, at Stewart’s Martinez home last week.
Iriarte-Valdez, who has been in the US since 2007, was already in trouble with the law and was granted pretrial release by Holmes for a residential burglary case when he was jailed last Tuesday for allegedly violating the terms of his home detention monitoring.
Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (kX27y)
I saw a photo of Piker's office. He has a framed newspaper on the wall from 9/12/01, i.e., the day after the 9/11 twin towers bombing.
Piker is a U.S. citizen, who grew up in Turkiye, so he can't be deported. However, since he celebrates terrorism, I would hope the feds are monitoring his fans to see how many of THEM are illegals.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (RCjYY)
he just put that up. There used to be a drawing of him as a furry wearing a suspiciously full diaper on that wall.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (uhVAy)
PLEASE DRY WITH YOUR HEAD TOWEL
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (XJ22o)
She is so self-absorbed that she doesn't care about the wasps...all she cares about is her entertainment and virtue signalling. If something more interesting came along she would dump those wasps in a heartbeat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (l4RKn)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Anyone that makes excuses for that evil twinkie asshole deserve to be on a list somewhere compiled by someone.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 07:14 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:15 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Fine. Women and castrati.
Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM (VHUov)
"First, they came for the editors and I didn't say anything. Becasue fck them."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)
What, they don't have "sinks?"
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (zYpTz)
Anything that happens to that WNBA coach will be welcome.
We see so many nasty, ugly souls on these threads. It takes a lot to rise to the middle of the top.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: whig
Boy, ain't that the truth! Toddler, preschooler, elementary school . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)
Wasn't Cenk at Tucker's gay little party meeting/announcement?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (+/CWD)
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Those all fall in the Too Good To Be True category.
I would like to travel along with Mrs. Mamdani just to see how she works out the necessities, however. "Necessities" being ostentatious & performative security, luxury accommodations, handmaids to keep her hydrated and her sat phone charged, and assistants to bully the locals who are always late and forget to set up the audio.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Grammar and Punctuation Nazis at August 12, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)
At least the squirrel is local.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:19 PM (2GVsD)
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The gray squirrels will take them both on...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Billythesquid at August 12, 2026 07:21 PM (gN+5I)
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (uzmqU)
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Why do you hate dogs?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (FZ29D)
Cornerstone for Mennonites. Maybe
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Grammar and Punctuation Nazis at August 12, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)
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first they came for
the editors and
I didn't
say anything Because
fck
them.
Posted by: Chat-eecummings at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)
Oh, they will.
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (q2NNn)
"First, they came for the editors and I didn't say anything. Becasue fck them."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM (nDXEV)
There is a funny brit skit about a Grammar Nazi in a company meeting who shoots anyone misusing words...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVnr7rsWrE
and also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)
SEATTLE — Recall charges have been filed against Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson, beginning a legal review that must be completed before supporters can begin gathering signatures to try to force a recall election.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM
Some of us prefer bottom.
Posted by: Peggees at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (IkVQC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (nDXEV)
Weasel-san would not approve.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Scary Black Rifle?
/kidding
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: fd
Yet somehow their worthlessness is properly blamed on their actions, and not their sex.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Emmie at August 12, 2026 07:24 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (nDXEV)
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Where they should be.
Posted by: Robert Reich at August 12, 2026 07:24 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (7esJd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (VQ0bX)
he seems to be trying some suit/camera tricks to keep his head from looking clownishly small
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)
Oh, they will.
Posted by: Eromero
They're already straining under the internal incoherence.
1- Unlimited tranny vs normie moderates
2- Anti-semites vs Jews
3- Black voters vs mass immigrants taking their jobs/neighborhoods/benefits
4- Commies vs crony/big government shakedown capitalists
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:26 PM (cGjQu)
But Hollywood assures me they get along famously...
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:27 PM (cGjQu)
SEATTLE — Recall charges have been filed against Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson, beginning a legal review that must be completed before supporters can begin gathering signatures to try to force a recall election.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (W2Pud)
Not sure if 'being a WA Democrat' is really a good reason for a recall.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)
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LOL, ace.
LOL.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 07:27 PM (2Ez/1)
It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
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I rate this as true.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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Therefore, my banana chips are medicine.
I shall self medicate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)
Wudu.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:26 PM (cGjQu)
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I say, Wudu
Wudu you think you're fooling?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (amcLV)
Wudu is an important part of ritual purity in Islam and is governed by fiqh, which specifies hygienical jurisprudence and defines the rituals that constitute it. Ritual purity is called tahara.
Wudu is typically performed before Salah or reading the Quran. Activities that invalidate wudu include urination, defecation, flatulence, deep sleep, light bleeding (depending on madhhab), menstruation, postpartum status, and sexual intercourse.
Wudu is often translated as 'partial ablution', as opposed to ghusl, which refers to 'full ablution', where the whole body is washed. An alternative to wudu is tayammum 'dry ablution', which uses clean sand or dust in place of water due to complete water scarcity or when one is suffering from moisture-induced skin inflammation or illness.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:26 PM (cGjQu)
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Gesundheit.
Is that something I'm supposed to look up?
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (KC5Lt)
only the dumb ones transition medically. A purple fright wig is cheap and leaves you able to beat people up at protests and the like.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)
We have plants in the garden to attract bees. They've never given me the least trouble. The foraging ones don't even notice me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:29 PM (O0L8i)
It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
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Part of the four major food groups:
fat, salt, beer and chocolate.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:29 PM (amcLV)
You must be a veteran of the Mortimer, Pepe, and mgtow era.
Those were some hellacious threads.
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)
The one they won't say is driving out the entire city tax base.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (uhVAy)
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Thank you, Wesley Crusher (words I never thought I would say). Does this mean they go through that entire sequence every time they use a public restroom? That must be a sight to see.
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (afFes)
That was interesting!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b)
A womman on the Internet rescuses all insects. Gives spiders a free ride outside vs me killing them. It is my house and I don't want to be bit by a spider. I don't need a sign to post that I will kill bugs if you enter.
She is a miserable person. Incredibly negative and argumentative towards fellow humans...especially those who disagree with her (that would be me).
I also note she's alone with no husband and I am unsure if she killed him, he died or she divorced him as she has spawn. Heaven knows I don't tolerate her online and she must be a bitter nag in person.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (afFes)
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Wesley Crusher's got it covered.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)
My late father worked for a company that employed muzzies.
He said the sinks were disgusting because of the foot washing and also the bathrooms too because of the ass wiping with their hands.
Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:29 PM (O0L8i)
I love honeybees and bumblebees. I hate wasps and hornets. Been stang so many times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:32 PM (0aYVJ)
Well, that's batshit insane.
Posted by: Women Really Are Cooked at August 12, 2026 07:32 PM (BwkT6)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)
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For all we know her husband's mummified corpse is hidden in the nest. It's a pretty big nest.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:32 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM
I did it for you, ma'am.
Even in the 24th Century, your shiv, muscle car piloting, and cookbook editing skills are legendary.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 12, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)
Here's an image from one of his livestreams, where he and some friends were looking at swords, and they flipped out when they saw this one with a swastika-esque guard. They bought it, and have it sometimes in their videos.
https://tinyurl.com/39x7zxch
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:33 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (7esJd)
my alma mater had a surfeit of middle eastern foreign students. always amusing was the muddy shoeprints on the toilet seats in the winter.
Posted by: anachronda at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (sGtp+)
A womman on the Internet rescuses all insects. Gives spiders a free ride outside vs me killing them. It is my house and I don't want to be bit by a spider. I don't need a sign to post that I will kill bugs if you enter.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)
A streamer gal I watch sometimes had a largish bug in her room and was freaking a little (its Texas). She finally caught it and took it outside her house...and it tumbled right into a spider web and the spider got to it in a flash. Very funny.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)
Hasan Piker wishes every white woman to get r@ped by invaders
Hasan Piker wants the streets to run red with blood.
Hasan Piker supports Muslim terrorism.
Hasan Piker shocks his dog.
Hasan Piker wears Mao suits and reads from the Littel Red Book while living in a million-dollar mansion.
He's the very model of a modern-day DSA candidate.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)
And losing respect for Clark trying to be middle of the road all the time.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (afFes)
my alma mater had a surfeit of middle eastern foreign students. always amusing was the muddy shoeprints on the toilet seats in the winter.
Posted by: anachronda at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (sGtp+)
DUDE that is the shitter!
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)
The one they won't say is driving out the entire city tax base.
Posted by: Oldcat
It wasn't popular or working, so it obviously wasn't real socialism.
Posted by: DSA Apologists at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (7esJd)
He's more worried about the investigation into his visit to Cuba to aid the Communists there.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (YSQQv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (d9FiM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:32 PM (0aYVJ)
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When I had lavender and oregano blooming in my side yard, I noted that the honeybees exclusively visited the oregano and the bumblebees the lavender. Interesting divergence.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD)
Pretty sure they do it before praying. It also creates quite the mess because the process ends up spraying water all over the floor.
Posted by: the dandy at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (8l8nW)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (afFes)
No. That's why the perfume, cologne, etc.
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anna Puma
He has information animal, tranny and political?
Posted by: DSA Apologists at August 12, 2026 07:37 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)
So, CNN or MS Now?
Special correspondent.
I'd go MS Now, Al Sharpton doesn't look great and a spot may open up.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 07:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (YSQQv)
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The penny loafers! The Izod Lacoste shirts! Aaaaaah!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (amcLV)
I do not see many bumblebees where I live, but the honeybees love them some lavender. Around here, you'll see bumblebees in the mountains. Big fluffy ones. Flying teddy bears.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: the dandy
Yes. Before praying. Just another step by the goatrapers to show dominance and rub your nose in it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (d9FiM)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (amcLV)
That means the bumblebees are FABULOUS!!
Posted by: The obvious conclusion at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
And an accounting trick by the NBA.
Not much of a dessert topping, though.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)
There are about 40,000 of these butt fuckin morons in the US.
There are 20,318 high schools in the United States and every one has 2 or 3.
There are 3,982 degree-granting postsecondary institutions in the United States.
I could drive to a dart throw and find the closet school, get a list of profs, and by 2nd Breakfast I could find a stack of plagiarism higher than a race dog shit.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:40 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
That means the bumblebees are FABULOUS!!
Posted by: The obvious conclusion
They wear animal-patterned fur pimp coats 24/7. Duh. Of course they're fabulous.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (VHUov)
Whiney Negress Basketball Assholes
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)
She just gave him a free ride outside, rather than killing him.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (zYpTz)
Depends, which has the most viewers?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (2GVsD)
I lloked up a bunch of ratings a while back.
MS Now had about 1.7 million.
I think CNN was less than a million but I'm not sure about that.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (Sco7b)
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Incrementally, one step at a time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (VQ0bX)
You could have gone with
...and allegedly a pedophil(e).
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 07:42 PM (uzmqU)
The WNBA is a political op.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
And an accounting trick by the NBA.
Like Springtime For Hitler?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 07:42 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:43 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 07:43 PM (VCgbV)
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Incrementally, one step at a time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (VQ0bX)
Chilis Terlingua Pride
5 hopadillos
I could really fuck these up
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:44 PM (/+uur)
'the knives will be out" is a particularly apt expression for Piker. and it may not be metaphorical.
Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (7esJd)
For his cocksucker uncivilized savage co-religionists, sure. Not for him personally. I guarantee that he's a great big pussy who talks a lot of smack to get someone ELSE to go all violent, while he hides behind his microphone sipping a Starbucks Iced White Chocolate Mocha.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 07:44 PM (y9nCu)
Special correspondent.
I'd go MS Now, Al Sharpton doesn't look great and a spot may open up.
Posted by: Stateless
Top 4 ratings hosts at MSNOW
Rachel Maddow
Lawrence O'Donnell
Chris Hayes
Jen Psaki
Wow...what a lineup.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:45 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: vivi
For his cocksucker uncivilized savage co-religionists, sure. Not for him personally. I guarantee that he's a great big pussy who talks a lot of smack to get someone ELSE to go all violent, while he hides behind his microphone sipping a Starbucks Iced White Chocolate Mocha.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
[radical-muslim, moderate-muslim meme here]
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:46 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 07:46 PM (zHCmI)
hahaha
the colour people did it
hahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:47 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:43 PM (VQ0bX)
225 Islam is slowly creeping in and taking over...
Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 07:43 PM (VCgbV)
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Yes. Profoundly disconcerting. Kind of like seeing floodwater slowly rising and wondering if I should climb up the hill.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:47 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:45 PM (+/CWD)
Morning Joe
The number one morning show!
In Washington DC.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:48 PM (d9FiM)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2026 07:49 PM (sAmhv)
And 5 times a day before they pray.
If you walk into to any public restroom in Europe, there will be an inch of water on the floor.
They think we're so dirty because we only use paper to wipe, but I'm like, it seems far nastier to be spraying your butt with a hose and letting the feces filled spray go everywhere, which I then have to walk through the entire time I'm in the restroom.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 12, 2026 08:05 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: the dandy
Yes. Before praying. Just another step by the goatrapers to show dominance and rub your nose in it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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You want to.play dominance games? Piss in the damned things.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 12, 2026 09:32 PM (drwAN)
Posted by: Nathan at August 12, 2026 09:36 PM (KMIjy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Flying teddy bears, indeed.
They're not like a honeybee (Africanized ones excepted). If a honeybee lands on your arm, it will just fly off if you wave at it. A bumblebee will sting the shit out of you for that. Be very passive with a bumblebee; they're a lot like some of our "vibrant culture" friends - they don't take no disrespect.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 12, 2026 09:40 PM (drwAN)
Tyler Robinson's Defense Team: Yes, Our Client Shot and Killed Charlie Kirk, But "The Shooter Hit the Intended Target," So No One Else Was In Danger and So the Death Penalty Should Be Off the Table
To get the death penalty, there must be an enhancement to "mere" murder. I would think that premeditated murder is enhancement enough, but in Utah, mistakenly regarded as a red state, you need to murder someone in a bad way.
Those "bad ways" of committing murder include putting additional people in danger or killing someone for a political motive. Robinson's team concedes that he murdered Charlie Kirk -- I mean, he admitted it eleven times in texts and verbal admission to his parents. But they say his shot was well-aimed and did not put anyone else in danger, so he should not be executed for his murder.NBC "News:"
Lawyers for the man charged with killing conservative activist Charlie Kirk say he shouldn't be eligible for the death penalty because the shooter "hit the intended target" during the assassination last year at a Utah event attended by thousands of people. Defendant Tyler Robinson's attorneys say prosecutors have not proven that others who attended Kirk's event at Utah Valley University on Sept. 10 were endangered by the shooting -- a potentially aggravating factor under state law that would make it a capital crime. ... Utah law states that if a defendant "knowingly created a great risk of death to another individual" other than the victim who was killed, it can be used as an aggravating factor. But Robinson's defense team notes that the state needs to show there was a "high probability" that Robinson put the thousands of people gathered at the Turning Point USA rally where Kirk was speaking at risk for death, and not just a "possibility" of that happening. "The state has failed to show that the actual conduct created a 'high probability' that someone other than Mr. Kirk would be killed and, thus, this theory fails as a matter of law," according to their briefing. "Where no other person was injured in a manner creating a great risk of death, and no other shots were fired, the allegation of ... (an) aggravator cannot be sustained." Defense attorneys contend there was no one else in the "line of fire" when the fatal shot was fired. Furthermore, "the firing of a single shot at an intended victim that hit only the intended victim" is not an aggravating factor "merely because other people were in the vicinity."... "The bullet that struck and killed Mr. Kirk was not fired in an enclosed bedroom or space but rather, an open-air arena with what the state's witnesses termed, 'a clear line of sight.' There were no threats to others in the course of conduct. There was no one 'directly' next to Mr. Kirk when he was shot, and there was no one under the tent on the side that Mr. Kirk was struck or behind him in the breezeway. Multiple shots were not fired. There were no ricocheting bullets."They also claim there is no evidence that Robinson murdered Charlie Kirk for political reasons... despite Robinson marking his bullets with slogans indicating this was a Trans Vengeance Execution. Now, it may occur to you that this is rather bad news for the world's stupidest narcissist Candace Owens. But if you believe that, then you have kept admirably clean of information about Candace Owens. This retard says the defense's admission that Robinson murdered her "best friend" Charlie Kirk hardly puts a scratch in her Grand Theory That Erika Kirk, French Intelligence, Egyptian Planes, Mormon Bee-People and of course The Jews Killed Charlie Kirk.
Candace OwensAs the announcer said of one of the candidates for Twit of the Year: "He doesn't know the meaning of 'losing.' He doesn't know the meaning of 'winning,' either, he has no sensory apparatus of any kind..."
@RealCandaceO
Ugh... I've barely had my coffee and I can already tell that the "overwhelming evidence" crowd is lying about the recent case filings in the hope that no one will actually read them or understand them. How are they not tired of running the exact same strategy and losing every time? "Pay a bunch of influencers to make emotive claims, and hope people don't actually read through the filings" It is exactly as they did with the ATF report and every other element of this case. Lie quickly, repeatedly, and hope no one will take notice. I will report on what's actually in the filings later today.
Blake Neff
@BlakeSNeff
Candace is having her latest blowup because the defense's new 41-page filing in the Tyler Robinson case uses exactly none of the wild claims she's spent the last 11 months pushing. Rather than make the case that Robinson is not guilty, the filing focuses almost exclusively on trying to spare him from the death penalty. -The filing spends only one page contesting the actual murder evidence, by arguing that Lance Twiggs's testimony was improper hearsay. ALL the rest of the filing concerns aggravating factors or secondary charges. -The filing admits that Charlie was killed by a rifle shot from the Losee Center -- it explicitly describes the person captured on camera on the Losee rooftop as "the shooter." There is absolutely no effort to talk about exploding microphones, either directly or indirectly by contesting the idea Charlie was killed by a rifle round. -The filing never argues that Robinson was not at UVU -- in fact, on page 22, it says "the evidence shows Mr. Robinson walking up and down stairs at UVU" and calls it a "reasonable inference" that his impaired gait was caused by a "fully-assembled rifle." -The filing admits that Robinson was texting with Lance Twiggs, telling him "Im gonna turn myself in willingly." When Lance asks if there's any way he avoid prison, he replies "I highly doubt it." Professional lawyers, unlike dishonest podcasters, have ethical obligations that bar them from saying things they know are untrue. So, unsurprisingly, their defense bears absolutely no resemblance to the one Candace has spent months shilling to her audience.
Candace is having her latest blowup because the defense's new 41-page filing in the Tyler Robinson case uses exactly none of the wild claims she's spent the last 11 months pushing. Rather than make the case that Robinson is not guilty, the filing focuses almost exclusively on… https://t.co/BPQwsNL85Q pic.twitter.com/JQlXvUtpd5
— Blake Neff (@BlakeSNeff) August 12, 2026
— Tomasito (@NomiCraft) August 12, 2026
Please offer your debate prep expertise to Andrew Wilson.
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) August 12, 2026
I am totally panicking about this filing and so scared he might bring it up. 😱
Andrew Wilson says Joe Rogan offered to host and moderate the debate. Candace refused anything outside her own home. Rogan then offered to come to her, and she still refused.
— Natalie Jean Beisner (@NJBeisner) August 12, 2026
Candace is a maniacal control freak and a liar. She said today that Tim Pool was one of only two… pic.twitter.com/DJjiiiAvf4
Have you ever watched Cavernous Nostrils trying to pronounce simple words? It's always an adventure.
Candace Owens MISPRONOUNCING 40 words straight. pic.twitter.com/5KQi8OGgfC
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) August 12, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 05:42 PM (LX4y3)
Yeah, sponge, whatevs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:43 PM (XJ22o)
-Candice Owns.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 05:43 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:44 PM (XJ22o)
It's probably not going to go over to well in southern Utah but I give them an A for creativity.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)
Damn...getting called out for having lower ethical standards than lawyers is brutal.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 05:45 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:47 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:47 PM (sTlXt)
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I think I like this the most.
Because she thinks she's describing others, not herself.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:47 PM (3cUTc)
Utah is wild, man.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 05:47 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 05:49 PM (8jVAy)
It's probably not going to go over to well in southern Utah but I give them an A for creativity.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)
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Insert obligatory, "That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out for them."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:49 PM (FZ29D)
This is standard in almost all states, even the reddest of the red. Texas? Yup, death penalty isn’t on the table in the Lone Star unless the murder includes certain ‘aggravating factors.’
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 05:49 PM (yTXpW)
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Quibble:
technically, it's a prohibition against a filing saying things that are false.
And even that is open to what the meaning of "is" is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:50 PM (3cUTc)
A gay, furry freak has confessed to basically everyone that yes he did it, the shooting is on video, even his parents turning him in, all sorts of other evidence, etc. But really it was Mossad!
I'm sure the Left just loves this.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:50 PM (r13UX)
I retract my ill-considered reprobations of the site previously.
When crazy is all that is, that's all there is to cover.
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 05:50 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: No Name Today at August 12, 2026 05:51 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:51 PM (gEIsK)
As for Utah's law, that's a bold take. As I read it, assassinations of private citizens should be fine. If you miss and brain some other bystander, that's an accident and you also didn't murder the target. If you don't miss, yeah it sucks you killed that one guy you naughty naughty boy, go into timeout, in the penalty box where you feel shame, you know.
But if you kill someone important like a pro-amnesty GOP guy, that might cause chaos, so it's death for you.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 05:51 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 12, 2026 05:51 PM (+v9Nq)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
The faux dismissive arrogance combined with pre-emptive accusations that her opponents are always lying is her standard operating procedure.
It's also kinda like what professional wrestlers do to work the crowd, which is what Candace reminds me of these days.
A character, acting out a part, saying anything she has to to get by one more week and bring in the clicks and cash before her audience gets bored and moves on the next big thing.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:52 PM (6ydKt)
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And how do you think we feel?
Posted by: Car Salesmen Everywhere at August 12, 2026 05:52 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:52 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 05:52 PM (WOnE5)
Utah is wild, man.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
His lawyers are trying to spare his life, they have no reason, unlike Candace who is making money from the lies, to spout off bullshit in court that is likely to end up with them losing and possibly being disbarred.
So you make an argument within the confines of the law (this was probably designed for crimes of passion where one person was targeted) that no other person was likely at risk.
Candace likely wanted the defense to have bullshit artists like Robert Barnes or Mike Avenatti that make bold exaggerations in the media that they cannot back up in court.
Tyler, if he wants to live, probably wants the lawyers that might spare his miserable life.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 05:53 PM (24NQL)
A gay, furry freak has confessed to basically everyone that yes he did it, the shooting is on video, even his parents turning him in, all sorts of other evidence, etc. But really it was Mossad!
I'm sure the Left just loves this.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05
I wasn’t united with Candace to start. That girl is coocoocadoo.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Candace Ovens isn't part of "the Right" and we're not "divided".
Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 05:54 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I want her and her poofter crash test dummy husband along with the deranged Milo to all depart for UK asap. They are stinking up Tennessee just from being there.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 05:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 05:54 PM (Q89nA)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
She was thinking of shallots because who doesn't love tiny onions?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 05:54 PM (XvL8K)
A gay, furry freak has confessed to basically everyone that yes he did it, the shooting is on video, even his parents turning him in, all sorts of other evidence, etc. But really it was Mossad!
I'm sure the Left just loves this.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:50 PM (r13UX)
Nobody this has 'shaken out' was ever on the right.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:55 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: you really don't want to know at August 12, 2026 05:55 PM (AGz65)
The standard is knowingly false. That's why "honest" defense attorneys are careful to tell their clients to STFU. That gives the lawyer the room to speculate freely.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 12, 2026 05:55 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Handcuffed to the Bumper of a State Trooper's Ford at August 12, 2026 05:56 PM (DDWHE)
It ain't nothing to sneeze at--ragebaiting is profitable.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:56 PM (3cUTc)
A character, acting out a part, saying anything she has to to get by one more week and bring in the clicks and cash before her audience gets bored and moves on the next big thing.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
She got paid for lying at an early age and so learned it can be profitable for a psychotic bitch that has no truth in her. So she goes to the inversion of who is lying every time when challenged while her tall tales keep getting taller. Too bad it isn't her nose like Pinocchio.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 05:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 12, 2026 05:56 PM (f0sNM)
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (Oy/m2)
It...kind of makes sense, I guess. There's a reason we have things like manslaughter, second degree murder, 1st degree, etc. Spraying bullets into a crowd, or using a large explosive device, to kill one specific person, even if you only hit the intended target, is worse than killing them when they're alone and no one else is at risk.
Charlie, as I recall, had people all around him, though, and the bullet was a powerful rifle cartridge that could reasonably be expected to pass through the target, with a changed trajectory, and ricochet off the ground. Is that enough threat to innocent bystanders to meet the threshold? It's a good legal question.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (Ia/+0)
As for Utah's law, that's a bold take. As I read it, assassinations of private citizens should be fine. If you miss and brain some other bystander, that's an accident and you also didn't murder the target. If you don't miss, yeah it sucks you killed that one guy you naughty naughty boy, go into timeout, in the penalty box where you feel shame, you know.
But if you kill someone important like a pro-amnesty GOP guy, that might cause chaos, so it's death for you.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 05:51 PM (88C+u)
there was the joke in the Steve Martin movie The Jerk that when he is crowing about getting in the phone book it cuts to an assassin picking his name at random out of the phone book and coming to kill the "Random SOB".
So by Utah law this would not merit the death penalty?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (sTlXt)
It ain't nothing to sneeze at--
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:56 PM (3cUTc)
Well yeah, it'd probably be a Category Four in her case.
Posted by: good bye, Seattle! at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 05:56 PM (E4rtv)
She can't back down now.
What is left of her reputation is on the line after the Brigitte Macron disaster.
She'll stick to her story until her dying day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)
I can't imagine wanting to spend the rest of my life in jail, but I guess there is always the chance a leftist on the jury decides they are going for nullification.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (LX4y3)
I thought lying in wait and stalking were special circumstances. Likewise political assassination, which this clearly was.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Piper
If not in the video, her pronunciation of 'macabre' is the stuff of legend.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (Q89nA)
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (+/CWD)
No real point, it was obviously political because to a leftist everything is.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Conspiracy wackos do not plead the fifth. They just launch into more conspiracies. "Mossad paid Andrew!!! They're aiming energy weapons at me right now~!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (diia5)
This will change exactly none of CandyAss Ovens rapid delusional followers. If anything, the reverse will be true. She will double and triple and quadruple and double-dodecahedron down.
Don’t you fools know that the best evidence of a vast conspiracy is the total absence of any evidence of the conspiracy?
Over-under for how long it takes for Ovens to claim this creep’s own lawyers are Mossad agents? Not joking.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 05:59 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:50 PM (r13UX)
Nobody this has 'shaken out' was ever on the right.
Posted by: Oldcat
But darn if "sharpie" isn't going to continue to try to convince us that it's true.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 05:59 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:51 PM (gEIsK)
Ricochet ?
Posted by: you really don't want to know at August 12, 2026 05:59 PM (AGz65)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2026 05:59 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Piper
If not in the video, her pronunciation of 'macabre' is the stuff of legend.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (Q89nA
I only got to grandiose. But I have heard the macabre one before and…yikes.
Her husband called her a grifter’s grifter, so there is that.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 06:00 PM (ZdaMQ)
It ain't nothing to sneeze at--ragebaiting is profitable.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
It is all fun and games until the libel and slander lawsuits roll in and this case is pretty much going to make it an open and shut case for Candace to be held liable by Charlie's widow. Then I think the floodgates are going to open and she flees the country to avoid paying judgment. No one wanted to sue a nasty pig wallowing in the mud because a) the pig likes it, and b) there is a real threat that Ovens will cause one or more of her demented flying monkeys to cause harm and harassment to the person suing her.
Like Alex Jones, it is all fun and games until the jury verdict rolls in and the judge enforces the inevitable judgment.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Piper
If not in the video, her pronunciation of 'macabre' is the stuff of legend.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (Q89nA)
I think in England they pronounce it to rhyme with pallet.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:00 PM (uhVAy)
Lemme axe you this !
Posted by: Canyon Owens at August 12, 2026 06:00 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)
Lawyerbabble, a version of bullshit dazzling.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:00 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 06:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Piper
If not in the video, her pronunciation of 'macabre' is the stuff of legend.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Don't we celebrate Hannukah because the Macabres re-dedicated The Temple?
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 05:58 PM (Q89nA)
I used to pronounce it Mack A Bree as a joke
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Candy-O at August 12, 2026 06:01 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:56 PM (3cUTc)
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"For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?"
- Matthew 16:26 (LSB)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (24NQL)
The left: Nah man that's what THE JEWS want you to think. It was really them! Like they planned this for years with their undercover agent Erika Kirk.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (sKqQm)
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You mean, like, kill them twice?
[One verse from the great Michael Piranha parody 3"Hotel Honolulu:"]
"Mirrors on the table
Gang-bangers on ice
To end up in prison here
You'd have to kill someone twice
So tell the crooks on the mainland
Living here is so great
'Cuz no one has more lenient laws
Than the 50th state"
archives.starbulletin.com
/1998/06/08/features/story1.html
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (toNFd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (Y8DZL)
This will change exactly none of CandyAss Ovens rapid delusional followers. If anything, the reverse will be true. She will double and triple and quadruple and double-dodecahedron down.
Don’t you fools know that the best evidence of a vast conspiracy is the total absence of any evidence of the conspiracy?
Over-under for how long it takes for Ovens to claim this creep’s own lawyers are Mossad agents? Not joking.
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Short run perhaps, long run these types always burn out their followers. Happened with Aimee Semple way back in the day and plenty others over time. The lies build up, the believability goes down, the legal process begins chewing up the liar, and eventually the liar is left nakedly exposed to the public stage. Then after the dogs have barked, the caravan moves on.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (E4rtv)
Same with "valet".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I always make the valett wait in the foyerr.
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 12, 2026 06:04 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 05:57 PM (+/CWD)
Hunting rounds are designed to not over penetrate, but they are also considered a cruel and unneeded bullet for people as they fragment and cause much greater harm than a full-jacketed round.
Just quoting the Breaker's monologue in Breaker Morant on "Dum-Dum bullets" could make one of the jury members go green.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 06:04 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:04 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 06:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 06:05 PM (nDXEV)
Didn't the Secret Service have Airforce One land inside one of Candace Owens nostrils to escape an Iranian rocket attack?
The woman is a hero! A hero, I say!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 06:05 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:05 PM (qFwJc)
- Matthew 16:26 (LSB)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (24NQL)
depends what you think your soul is worth I suppose.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:05 PM (uhVAy)
So, did that get swept under the rug?
Posted by: no one of any consequence
It was ideological, but not political, man.
Posted by: mikeski, hitting the bong at August 12, 2026 06:06 PM (VHUov)
The second one the prosecutors have is something about endangering kids or making them watch it or something. Lots of kids in the audience watched Charlie die. The defense argues that "Well, it was a college campus! How could Robinson know kids might be there?"
The third one is the political/trans angle: Robinson killed Kirk because of his political views. Defense argues that there is not enough evidence of that one so Robinson shouldn't be put to death for that.
All of these are weak defense theories, but they have to argue something I guess. But no, the prosecution has more than one arrow in their quivers here.
Posted by: SimoHayha at August 12, 2026 06:06 PM (IeYnM)
Don't blame Utah for this, it was a Scotus ruling that restored the Death Penalty, Gregg v. Georgia, where they only allowed death penalty statutes on the basis that the penalty had to be imposed only if specific aggravating circumstances showing the murder was somehow worse than regular murders including murder for money, murder for politics, for sexual depravity, drug dealing, etc. etc. around the murder occurred.
The jury (some states used judges before Ring v. Arizona required only a jury to impose a death sentence) was to take into account ALL aggravating facts and mitigating facts (which are not to be limited by statute) into account before imposing the sentence.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (E4rtv)
I know. Al-you-min-ee-um. Zed. Mee-thane. Maths. The list goes on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)
I like that.
Me:
Gazebo is gaze-bow
Placebo is place-bow
I got many more. My Dad taught me well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Piper
If not in the video, her pronunciation of 'macabre' is the stuff of legend.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Don't we celebrate Hannukah because the Macabres re-dedicated The Temple?
Posted by: zombie
This is hysterical
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Same with "valet".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Mom always pronounced Maître d' and Accoutrements as "mater-dee" and "acoot-tur-mints" but she was doing it on purpose to make a point about disliking social climbers and them who were too full of themselves.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)
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She is obviously reading the words she keeps mispronouncing so why not substitute another word for it before recording or going live? It seems logic is beyond her in every way.
Posted by: Decaf at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (ZNpJk)
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We may never know the motive.
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (toNFd)
Another Democrat assassin. He can't be given the death penalty. He's already dead.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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That was Trump's attempted assassination in Butler PA.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 06:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:08 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: zombie
This is hysterical
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Very Jewish to make a major holiday over a big savings in lamp oil.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 06:09 PM (diia5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Wilson 'debated' Stew Peters about this topic, and Peters basically spent the entire time stating he wasn't going to answer any questions about his theories, but Wilson had to prove the state's case in the Robinson hearings. I can see whats-her-face doing something similar.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 06:09 PM (Q89nA)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:05 PM (uhVAy)
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Considering that both God and Satan want it, I'd say it's priceless.
Sad that most people disagree.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:10 PM (24NQL)
I know. Al-you-min-ee-um. Zed. Mee-thane. Maths. The list goes on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)
And the ridiculous writing - sticking a ridiculous “ u “ in everything, as well as that dumb “ boot “ and “ bonnet “ nonsense. Pathetic.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:10 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 06:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
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Doesn't work for civil liability cases.
And Candace has no intention of debating anyone on anything--to do so is to expose her and her followers to ridicule and risk of revealing her lies.
Punk ass bitch.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 06:11 PM (AZXeW)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 06:09 PM (Q89nA)
I think Candace will skate, hopefully without steaking the 300K from Andrew. He's pretty formidable even if he likes you. His wife is pretty formidable as well. It is funny when the chicks on Whatever podcast appeal to HER when Andrew is 'too mean' and she chops them up.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:12 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:05 PM (uhVAy)
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Considering that both God and Satan want it, I'd say it's priceless.
Sad that most people disagree.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:10 PM (24NQL)
The huge majority of people are doomed, SMH, so the devil is getting plenty of guests.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:12 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2026 06:12 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Is it like "Brett Favre" where the letters are out of order? "Ma-Carb?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 06:12 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 06:11 PM (AZXeW)
That's not how 'stupid' is spelled. If you don't know big words, don't have them in your script.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:12 PM (uhVAy)
So, did that get swept under the rug?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:47 PM (qFwJc)
The left contends that 'Human Rights' issues (which they get to define) somehow have no intersection with Politics.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Also, Brits say cen-tri-FYOO-gul for centrifugal, and cen-tri-PEE-tal for centripetal. Some of that is like fingernails on the chalkboard.
But to be fair, our pronunciations have the same effect on them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 06:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:04 PM (sTlXt)
I was watching a cooking video the other day with some fat limey chef who kept saying tinned toe-mot-toes. I had to replay it 3-4 times to figure out he was talking about canned tomatoes. I hate the English.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 12, 2026 06:13 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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We still know little to nothing of the Butler assassination other than it appears to be another notch for the incels that then become troon, or troon curious. Someone activated these shits--in the case of Tyler, it is possible even that the wrong asshole is on trial as his furry bitch is likely to skate but highly likely to have egged murderous rage on his lover. Watch and wait if they call Furry asshole to the stand how the defense will play it.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv)
I know. Al-you-min-ee-um. Zed. Mee-thane. Maths. The list goes on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)
The change from Aluminum is scientifically invalid.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)
Also, Brits say cen-tri-FYOO-gul for centrifugal, and cen-tri-PEE-tal for centripetal. Some of that is like fingernails on the chalkboard.
But to be fair, our pronunciations have the same effect on them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 06:13 PM (w6EFb)
Of course, but we are right so they’ll just have to deal with it, or get with Our Program.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:14 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (24NQL)
Lol, "lawyers" and "ethical" in the same sentence. "Legal" obligations, maybe. "Ethical"? Sure.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (9ZFZd)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (AjR4+)
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 06:11 PM (AZXeW)
Her presentation is overly "bright" and precise. It is seriously weird.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (88C+u)
Sounds like she speaks jive
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (Ysav4)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (88C+u)
I do, and I am rather fond of mine.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to, to-may-to, to-mah-to
Oh, let's call the whole thing off!
Posted by: Fred & Ginger at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (VHUov)
I know. Al-you-min-ee-um. Zed. Mee-thane. Maths. The list goes on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)
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It's why we find their accent absolutely hilarious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (88C+u)
you were born for that comment.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 06:17 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: steevy
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Lawyers for the defense are compelled to put the best defense that they can before the court. The mass of evidence precludes trying the old SODDI or TODDI defense--some other dude did it or the other dude did it. I suspect that we are going to see, if Furry asshole is called as a prosecution witness, that the defense will make it like Tyler was besotted and manipulated into killing-so the motive was love, not political hatred.
Dunno if the prosecution is going to call the guy though as they have enough without it and the defense is not likely to risk it either.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (88C+u)
you were born for that comment.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)
That’s pretty good.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:17 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (FZ29D)
That and if you go there almost nobody in England speaks that way either.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:17 PM (uhVAy)
noun
terrorism (noun)
the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims:
So, murder because of the Trans agenda, which is POLITICAL, is terrorism...
And somehow that is NOT an aggravating circumstance?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 06:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (88C+u)
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I hold that God lives outside of time, so He knows who will and who will not repent.
We, on the other hand, do not.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:18 PM (24NQL)
Neither lying in wait nor stalking are aggravating factors in Utah. Nor was the victim law enforcement or a public official, which Utah law does have as aggravators.
The prosecutors have charged the one factor that fits, while the defense says there are not enough grounds.
I wonder just how many rounds were left in the rifle, and isn't that sufficient evidence of posing grave danger to others around the victim? Just a thought.
Posted by: Fritz at August 12, 2026 06:19 PM (J7jo9)
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 06:19 PM (AZXeW)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (88C+u)
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I hold that God lives outside of time, so He knows who will and who will not repent.
We, on the other hand, do not.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:18 PM (24NQL)
I remember a short-short SF/Fantasy story where God shows up late for the second coming.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)
Whenever I watch a British TV show, I always turn on the closed captions.
Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 06:20 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (Ysav4)
Brian Regan had a great bit about that. Someone said "you pronounce every word wrong!"
He responded, "now that is the eppy-tome of hyper-bowl."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 06:20 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Mega Mac at August 12, 2026 06:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
That and if you go there almost nobody in England speaks that way either.
Posted by: Oldcat
Well, their accents are regional.
Like "The three blocks off the north side of Main Street in Codswollop-on-Great-Ouse, on Thursday, accent" regional.
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 06:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 06:21 PM (AZXeW)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 06:16 PM (Ysav4)
Eppy Tome?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (88C+u)
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I hold that God lives outside of time, so He knows who will and who will not repent.
We, on the other hand, do not.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:18 PM (24NQL)
I think life is like a Pachinko machine. The final destination is known in a random path but God can intervene and change the direction if he chooses.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 06:21 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 06:15 PM (88C+u)
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I hold that God lives outside of time, so He knows who will and who will not repent.
We, on the other hand, do not.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 06:18 PM (24NQL)
Nice point. If He knows something is going to happen in the future, it kinda follows that it is gonna happen. Unless He gets surprised all the time by us little scamps, which means He’s NOT omniscient, so just a kinda little God.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:22 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:22 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 06:22 PM (2NHgQ)
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Amazing times in which we live.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 06:22 PM (VQ0bX)
I grew up saying mayo pack.
The smart set said ma hoe pack.
My Buffalo cousins are more familiar with Indian place names and said the latter.
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 06:22 PM (AZXeW)
But it might be the only way when it comes to these guys who shoot prominent right wingers.
These pizza-faced weirdos and furries and shut-ins will just get released by some Communist judge once some time passes and nobody is looking.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 06:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:23 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 06:20 PM (VHUov)
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The Brits struggle to do a Midwestern American accent. It's very difficult because it's so unique and a fusion of disparate elements with the Irish "R" but lots of Germanisms worked in. Much of what we think is "American" is German, and when the German language was forcibly suppressed in 1917, I think a lot of speakers bent American English into something of a pretzel.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 12, 2026 05:51 PM (+v9Nq)
They're making the argument that it wasn't political. Totally not political. No sirree, nothing to see here.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
We, on the other hand, do not.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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But if He knows, doesn't that still mean it's predestined?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 06:24 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:04 PM (sTlXt)
I was watching a cooking video the other day with some fat limey chef who kept saying tinned toe-mot-toes. I had to replay it 3-4 times to figure out he was talking about canned tomatoes. I hate the English.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 12, 2026 06:13 PM (QaH55)
The Brits expect 330+ million Americans to use English pronunciations, spelling, and grammar as used in England by 30 million (?) Englanders (not Scots, Welsh, and Northern Irelanders). When we don't, they call us uneducated barbarians. Because they can only attempt to assuage their feelings of inferiority and envy of America and Americans using miscellaneous tiny cultural comparison ways. Sad.
Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 06:24 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
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One of the problems with tilting the balance too much toward the individual and too little toward society. Warren Court while redressing older grievances of the wrongfully accused introduced new grievances where judges feel free to let loose monsters to kill, main, and terrorize society. Same with the mentally ill.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 06:25 PM (UZfgv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 06:23 PM (BI5O2)
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I used to buy the argument that the death penalty gave the state too much power, but I now feel that a quick death is better than locking someone in a dungeon for life. For one thing, prisons are expensive, and we're basically forced to feed scumbags who in every previous civilization would have been executed.
It's basically cheap grace. Make Hanging Great Again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: tubal at
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Let's humiliate ourselves over things we will not know
in this lifetime for $500.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 06:25 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Heh, the British Royal family , being German, should have no such problems with the Midwest accent then.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)
I grew up saying mayo pack.
The smart set said ma hoe pack.
My Buffalo cousins are more familiar with Indian place names and said the latter.
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 06:22 PM (AZXeW)
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Id much rather have my whore than mayonnaise. Just saying …
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 06:26 PM (yTXpW)
I have a weird family.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 06:27 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: tubal at
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Let's humiliate ourselves over things we will not know
in this lifetime for $500.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 06:25 PM (VQ0bX)
Or, talk about Candy Ovens which was the point of the post. I am BACK On Track, Braenyard!!
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:27 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 06:27 PM (KC5Lt)
We, on the other hand, do not.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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But if He knows, doesn't that still mean it's predestined?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 06:24 PM (XvL8K)
Well, yeah. It's all His stuff.
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 06:28 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)
LOL.. They sound great
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 06:28 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 06:25 PM (UZfgv)
Yeah ... sure Jan ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at August 12, 2026 06:28 PM (3sXRv)
I have a weird family.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)
So funny. I bet your family is awesome. And prayers to you.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 06:29 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)
There are different dialects in Germany as in England. Hannover is north Germany, while without a demographic map US immigration might be more South German, say Bavaria.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:29 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:29 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)
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And of course the true claimants to the throne of England presently speak German.
Hugh Laurie was asked if doing an American show in America with Americans helped him with House's accent and he said no. He always had to work hard to make sure he got it right because American English is very inconsistent.
Southern accents, on the other hand, are very easy for the English to do, and that's what they often resort to if asked to play an American.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:29 PM (qFwJc)
Pockiston was my favorite.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (MWfyi)
I grew up saying mayo pack.
The smart set said ma hoe pack.
My Buffalo cousins are more familiar with Indian place names and said the latter.
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2026 06:22 PM (AZXeW)
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Id much rather have my whore than mayonnaise. Just saying …
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 06:26 PM (yTXpW)
May-Oh-Naze!
Louis Gossett Jr.
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:28 PM (Ia/+0)
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Christian Bale. Ever hear him in an interview? Sounds like a bad Monty python skit.
Hugh Jackman? Yes, he’s Aussie but holy shit the native accent on the guy in interviews. Sounds like a parody of crocodile Dundee.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 06:31 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 06:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)
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I think most Germans came from the Rhineland and areas outside of Prussia proper. The towns kind of give it away in some areas. Frankenmuth, Michigan is Bavarian.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
I admire Wilson but this is a mistake.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 12, 2026 06:31 PM (7s9Qe)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:29 PM (qFwJc)
Pockiston was my favorite.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (sTlXt
And Orion as o-Ree-on
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 06:32 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 06:31 PM (xcxpd)
Same, but I would add weird ass hell, also.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:32 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Gary Oldman
Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 06:32 PM (Oy/m2)
You see, your honor, yes I know I was going 50 over the speed limit in the school zone, but my speeding was well executed, the drifting around the corner and through the parking lot was viral video material, yet I did not actually hit anyone so they weren't in danger, so this charge should be dismissed.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:32 PM (BvPIe)
JPII watered it down in the CCC. Bergoglio, the heretic and antipope forbids it.
All you Catholics, throw out your CCC and read the Catechism of the Council of Trent.
The CCC is sprinkled throughout with little poison pills of heresy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:32 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 06:33 PM (xcxpd)
sheesh, I need an edit feature
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 06:33 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:33 PM (WOnE5)
As the surgical team was assembling and I had to go, I wished her well and then looked at her chest and said: "Well, I'm gonna miss you guys. I really enjoyed the 26 years we had together."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)
sheesh, I need an edit feature
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 06:33 PM (xcxpd)
You didn’t press the unsend key??
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:34 PM (sTlXt)
Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson
The image Trump cowering like a little bitch in a catering truck with other members of his throuple while running away and leaving the rest of his team and the media to die in a possible Iranian attack will never get old.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 06:34 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 06:35 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Random PJ at August 12, 2026 06:35 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:35 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (MWfyi)
No, they were in a bakery box. She bought them local. Apparently, the bakery was not at all keen on making them but she 'splained the situation and convinced them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 06:36 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Yeah, Prussia and Hannover were owned by major powers and thus somewhat insulated from the kind of stresses that spark emigration. There were revolts and civil wars in 1848 that sparked an urgent need to leave the scene for many, who then came to the US and fought in the ACW. A German District in Cincy was called 'Over the Rhine' because it was across a canal and had lots of Germans.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Gary Oldman
Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 06:32 PM (Oy/m2)
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It can and has been done, but in interviews they all describe it as something of a chore. Being able to do it well is something of a brag.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:35 PM (WOnE5)
He was only, what 10,000 miles off?
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:36 PM (sTlXt)
Anyway. Murder is murder and he cops to it, fry his ass UT.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 06:36 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:37 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2026 06:37 PM (E9VJ1)
The argument is ridiculous even as stated. No one intends a neck shot. It was a misplaced head or torso shot and therefore not "well-aimed"
Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 06:37 PM (Ysav4)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2026 06:37 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 06:38 PM (vbXSk)
Foreknowledge isn't the same as predestination. Foreknowledge is knowing something will occur. Predestination is making something occur.
The classic formulation:
God knows all things perfectly.
God knows X will happen.
Therefore X will happen. (necessity of the consequence)
It does not follow that you could not have done otherwise. (necessity of the consequent)
God's knowledge tracks what free agents will freely do. It doesn't force the choice.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 06:38 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 12, 2026 06:35 PM (yTXpW)
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They are different languages but use the same characters, which are symbolic/conceptual rather than phonetic. The spoken words can be completely different, but the concepts are the same. Really weird.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)
I used to buy the argument that the death penalty gave the state too much power, but I now feel that a quick death is better than locking someone in a dungeon for life.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I'm in favor of giving them a choice. BUT -- if your choice is the dungeon, it's irrevocable.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 06:38 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:33 PM (WOnE5)
What makes spelling vs pronunciation gets hard is when it is written down. Indian names are usually just how they sound since they were not written down before.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)
With MS, my wife's "shrank." Oh well. as Ben Franklin noted, the nether regions are the last to go.
Love her. Fondle what is there that is little left. Kiss her and tell her that you love her.
And then give her what for.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:39 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:40 PM (Ia/+0)
You do realize that those multi-millionaire freeloaders in the Enemedia could have just made separate arrangements themselves to get home. Commercial flights to accept American passengers from that area.
Apparently the threat wasn't that much of a deal to spring a few thousand bucks for a 1st class home.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:40 PM (pawvM)
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Didja see that Hugh Laurie called out the Woke-stapo the other day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 06:40 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:37 PM (WOnE5)
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Thank you! It's crazy that we had no idea about any of this at the start of July. One hell of a ride.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Some years ago I worked with an observant Jewish dude who explained that it wasn't a major holiday but latkes and jelly donuts are good so just go with it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 06:40 PM (vTZFs)
AND, trying to instill fear in anyone that might speak out publicly about clear Christian (American) beliefs. "Obey us or our crazies will murder you ... and that goes for you too, DJ Trump".
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 06:40 PM (vbXSk)
In other words, I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.
Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 06:40 PM (hLZfT)
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:41 PM (MWfyi)
The fit of a rifle and how much you work out makes a difference too. Heavy muscles in the shoulder can help shield and cushion the recoil impact and the rifle butt of the stock means x amount of energy is applied over x amount of surface area contacting the shoulder. Fatter stock, greater dispersion of force on the shoulder, thin and small stock butt, much more unpleasant.
Then we have rifle butt pads--none or steel, you best have a firm hold on the rifle cause woo boy it can pound. Put a thick recoil pad or a shooters jacket. Much less.
I find 30-06 in a decently weighted rifle more pleasant in recoil than firing 12 gauge slugs from a shotgun, ceteris paribus.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:35 PM (WOnE5)
He was only, what 10,000 miles off?
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:36 PM (sTlXt)
Asshole trying to be cute and annoy the English like usual by using the Argentine name., and like the dope he is getting it wrong.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:41 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: banana Dream - Democracy! at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (3uBP9)
There's a Mountain range just south of me running to the Penn border. They're named the Shawangunks. They're pronounced Shon-gum. Any pronunciation sounds vweird.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Skip
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Lawyers are duty bound to give the best arguments that they can for their client, even when it is a losing effort. They are trying to save his life with the stack of evidence precluding him getting acquitted.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:40 PM (pawvM)
Like they pay anyway, they are on expense accounts.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:29 PM (qFwJc)
Pockiston was my favorite.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (sTlXt
And Orion as o-Ree-on
i wonder how he pronounces tannhauser
Posted by: anachronda at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (sGtp+)
How about the picture of Trump getting shot in the head and standing and raising his fist in defiance? Will that get old? You miserable little goblin loser.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (7s9Qe)
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (LX4y3)
Except the Scriptures clearly state that the Will is a slave to sin.
Slavery ≢ Free
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (pawvM)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 06:38 PM (XJ22o)
Me, too. Chair, rope, or firing squad.
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 06:44 PM (LHPAg)
This means he had in his possession a bunchberry plant. I will never try to pronounce that.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 06:44 PM (2NHgQ)
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Chief Brownell's say, stiffer spring, thicker buffer.
Make floors shiny and bright.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (VQ0bX)
You plotted. You planned. It is murder. And if the state won't administer justice, we live in a tyranny.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (qFwJc)
As the surgical team was assembling and I had to go, I wished her well and then looked at her chest and said: "Well, I'm gonna miss you guys. I really enjoyed the 26 years we had together."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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May her healing be swift and may your family be blessed during recovery. Sorry to hear about it.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)
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A while back a friend of mine brought his Dirty Harry Model 29 and compared it to my Taurus Tracker. We used the same ammo in both.
We all figured the 29 would have less felt recoil due to its massive size. We were wrong. The Taurus was much nicer due to the rubber grips and the ported barrel. Still a handful, but not as bad as that Smith.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (E4rtv)
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Thank you, and keep healing yourself!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)
the lies she throws around, to undermine a "more pure" movement (for her profit, and to serve her ego), makes her "evil". And that is a mental illness, (or demonic possession, whatever).
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (vbXSk)
That still stands, but I have to say, the defense team pleading for mercy on the grounds of being a crack marksman is definitely up there.
Posted by: Sam at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (7jMef)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 06:47 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:30 PM (sTlXt
And Orion as o-Ree-on
Posted by: polynikes
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He and his bull thigh wife love rubbing it in.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 06:47 PM (VQ0bX)
There's a Mountain range just south of me running to the Penn border. They're named the Shawangunks. They're pronounced Shon-gum. Any pronunciation sounds vweird.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (WOnE5)
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Is it Mackinac or Mackinaw? Michigan says "Yes."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 06:47 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (AjR4+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (VQ0bX)
doubtless pronounced "chartreus microbus".
Posted by: anachronda at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (sGtp+)
What is wrong with the defense team not wanting her help?
Why is she scared to debate this guy? Because she's full of it? Pathetic weirdo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
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Paramount Warns California: Stop Blocking Our Purchase of Warner Bros. Through Endless Lawfare Or We're Moving The Entire Multibillion Dollar Corporation to a Different State
California's taxation alone would make the move a good one -- Paramount pays an extra $500 million in taxes every year solely due to the excessive taxes California levies on them.
They have the idea they can tax and bully as much as they like because hey, what are you going to do, leave California? They don't seem to have noticed that a ton of tax-rich corporations have already done just that.David Ellison Reportedly Sets October 1 Deadline to Move Paramount Out of California Over Warner Bros. Lawsuit The escalating battle over Paramount Skydance's proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery may now threaten something much larger than the merger itself: Hollywood's century-old position as the center of the American entertainment industry. Paramount CEO David Ellison has reportedly told his top executives that he is prepared to move the company out of California if the state's attorney general, Rob Bonta, refuses to negotiate a settlement in the lawsuit seeking to block Paramount's roughly $110 billion Warner Bros. Discovery acquisition. And according to a bombshell new report from Puck's Matthew Belloni, Ellison has put an actual date on the threat. October 1. Belloni reports that Ellison recently gathered Paramount's 12-member Executive Leadership Team for a meeting on the Paramount lot, where the CEO laid out what could become one of the most consequential corporate relocations in Hollywood history.Paramount would be the first mover here. Many other entertainment companies have surely considered leaving California, but they are stopped by fears that "it simply isn't done." Once Paramount proves it can be done, there would be a rush of companies leaving.
.... For decades, states including Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee have attempted to take pieces of Hollywood away from California. California may now be giving one of Hollywood's most powerful executives a reason to hand them something much bigger. October 1 suddenly looks like one of the most important dates on Hollywood's calendar.
According to two people Belloni says have direct knowledge of the meeting, Ellison told the executives that Paramount Skydance would relocate to Tennessee, Texas, Georgia, or potentially another state if Bonta does not come to the negotiating table. Even more significantly, Ellison reportedly said Paramount's board has already signed off on the move. That transforms what previously sounded like political pressure into something considerably more concrete. Ellison reportedly remains confident that Paramount will ultimately prevail against the lawsuit brought by California and 11 other states attempting to stop the Warner Bros. transaction. California Attorney General Rob Bonta officially led the coalition of 12 Democrat attorneys general in filing the antitrust lawsuit last month, arguing that the transaction would reduce competition in the entertainment industry. The federal Justice Department, meanwhile, had already cleared the merger. But Ellison reportedly told Paramount leadership that if the dispute is not resolved by October 1, the company will begin the process of leaving California. The significance of that date isn't arbitrary. Beginning after September 30, Paramount is expected to owe Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders approximately $650 million per quarter, commonly described as roughly $7 million per day, while the deal remains unfinished. A federal judge recently scheduled the antitrust trial to begin March 2, 2027, potentially leaving Paramount responsible for more than $1 billion in additional payments before the case is resolved. And if the Warner Bros. transaction ultimately collapses, Paramount could face a staggering $7 billion termination fee. Those numbers dramatically change the economics of the standoff. According to Belloni, Ellison told executives that rather than responding to those costs by slashing content spending or restructuring the company, relocation represents another option. This wouldn't simply mean changing the address on Paramount's corporate headquarters. Belloni reports that Ellison is developing a five-year plan under which the company's headquarters would move first, followed eventually by most studio jobs.
In other Failures of Hollywood news, Jessica Gao, the woke incompetent who was made the showrunner of "She-Hulk" as a pure DEI move, hasn't worked much since she spent $200 million on what ultimately turned out to be the World's Most Expensive Twitter Diss on the CHUDs. She probably won't be given such power again.
I'm not sure she "wrote" the episode as most people would think of "writing" something. TV shows have a showrunner, who acts as the main writer, and a writers room, all of whom contribute jokes and "beats" to a story. A specific person is assigned to "write" it but they're largely compiling what came out of the writers room. Who knows, maybe this was her idea and maybe she did write the episode mostly by herself. But I don't think that's how TV writing actually works. That's why they say she's the "credited writer." She got the credit, yeah, but we don't know how much she was responsible for.
She-Hulk Reportedly Had "Catastrophic" Test Screenings -- Then Jessica Gao Threatened to Quit Over Kevin Feige's Hat
While She-Hulk: Attorney at Law> was canceled after one season, the story behind its troubled production is becoming a cautionary tale for the ages. Tatiana Maslany's short-lived run as Jennifer Walters received renewed attention after X user QQ shared an amusing observation about the series. "The funniest story was how the creators originally conceived of She-Hulk as a case of the week type lawyer show," QQ wrote, "but then they got to the writer's room and they all said they don't know how to do that as if it was lost knowledge like the Roman aqueducts." ... Edgar Award-winning author Daniel Friedman used the post as a launching point to summarize She-Hulk's behind-the-scenes drama, from reportedly "catastrophic" test screenings to the showrunner threatening to quit over Kevin Feige's hat. How Jessica Gao Landed She-Hulk In his post, which quickly went viral, Friedman explained that She-Hulk showrunner Jessica Gao wrote the famous "Pickle Rick" episode of the animated series Rick and Morty. However, she reportedly clashed with the show's co-creator, Dan Harmon, over the decision to cast Susan Sarandon as a character Gao had written as Asian.
Harmon subsequently agreed to host a podcast with Gao titled Whiting Wongs. Friedman described it as "40 hours of him apologizing and learning about racism."This is and always was a dumb idea and it's what makes me think she wasn't really the main writer on "Pickle Rick." This is the kind of thing a n00b thinks is funny. Not only did she think this Basic Bitch idea was super-funny, she was actually willing to die on that hill. She actually quit the show to get this "joke" included.
The writing credit on the popular episode and the podcast appear to have raised Gao's profile. She subsequently landed the showrunner position on the upcoming She-Hulk, but Friedman wrote that "the production was extremely troubled." "In addition to not staffing lawyers or legal-drama writers on the show who could deliver on the Ally McBeal in the MCU' pitch, the She-Hulk show required -- as described by Gao in interviews -- an extraordinary level of direct personal involvement and micromanagement from Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige," Friedman said. Feige's attempts to course-correct throughout the process may not have been well received, although Gao reportedly described their professional relationship as supportive and collaborative. According to Friedman, test audience reactions to the series were "catastrophic," prompting Feige to intervene repeatedly and reshape the Disney+ series.
Any tensions surrounding the show's overall direction were mild compared to the bizarre dispute that reportedly erupted over the season finale. Jennifer concludes the series by breaking through the Disney+ interface and confronting K.E.V.I.N., an artificial intelligence responsible for controlling the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The robot was an unmistakable parody of Feige, whose trademark wardrobe includes a baseball cap. Gao wanted K.E.V.I.N. to wear a small black cap. Feige rejected the idea because he believed that placing a hat on a robot made no logical sense.
"I was incensed, and in this big meeting, in front of like 20 people, I said, 'Kevin, if you don't let me put a hat on that robot, then I quit,'" Gao told The Hollywood Reporter. Rather than backing down, Feige immediately appeared to accept her resignation. "Thank you very much, Jessica," he replied. "You've done some great work for us, and we really appreciate everything."Unfortunately a producer worked out a compromise where the stupid robot would have a mechanical brim over its eyes that looked sort of hat-like and she got to stay on the show.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)
BTVS was a decent hit.
Supergirl (tv show) was a decent hit
And this She Hulk stuff was right in the middle of the MCU still doing well.
I didn't watch the show but it should have been hard for it to not do pretty well
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:36 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (XMAAx)
Even if they get their way in this deal they are going to get screwed eventually just because of CA normal operating procedure and revenge.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)
Supergirl (tv show) was a decent hit
And this She Hulk stuff was right in the middle of the MCU still doing well.
I didn't watch the show but it should have been hard for it to not do pretty well
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
it's all about writing. Buffy was a long time ago when Weeden was young. These new breeds of writers are terrible, and probably could not produce a good show just because they don't know how.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Stony Curtis at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (960t3)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)
They couldn't even make dissolute woman slice of life funny, and they lived that personally.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: nckate at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (enNUy)
Go back Goldern Staters! You will hate it here! Floods! Tornadoes! Locusts! Humidity so high we swim through the air in the summer!
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 12, 2026 04:39 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (960t3)
It worked for the Baltimore Colts.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Open Channel D at August 12, 2026 04:40 PM (gYnrv)
Yeah, but they're aces in appealing to...MODERN AUDIENCES!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)
Bonta needs to stop stalling, grandstanding and politicizing the proposed Paramount Skydance-Warner Bros. merger. And he needs to do it now.
The federal government in June approved the union.
Bonta, on the other hand, has led a group of 12 blue-state attorneys-general who’ve moved to block the pairing, or delay it long enough to let a future US president intervene.
While Bonta, et al, insist their stance is legal and not political, why is it then that only Democratic AGs have sued to stop the deal?
Is the problem, for these partisans, really that industry consolidation would hurt consumers? (As if this litigious, tax-dollar-wasting group has a care for the average Joe.)
Or is it that Paramount CEO David Ellison is seen by some as Trump-friendly?
The horror. Here we have a Hollywood executive who doesn’t march in lockstep with Democrats. (Or Republicans, really.)
To keep such an undesirable from gaining more reach, is Bonta willing to blow up Hollywood?
Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 04:41 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:41 PM (/m4e3)
Posted by: Martin Tell
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Toothless hillbillies, and, pig squealers.
Posted by: A toothless hillbilly at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (KGj36)
BTVS was sort of that way in the first 4 or 5 seasons and then they capped it as stupid early 00s feminism on steroids.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)
Do not move to Texas, we are closed, the moose out front should have told you that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (cpFbA)
Whatever these nepo tech lords say in public is only the tip of the iceberg. It’s just the usual spin to blame CA government for what they’ve been planning to do all along with no oversight.
Nothing says negotiating in good faith like agreeing to a trial date and then trying to threaten people into settling a week later.
Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives. There’s a reason industries cluster in certain geographic regions.
Byyyeeeee (Intrepid- Katie Wilson?)
This eally sucks. They have is by the short hairs. No good options but relent.
Do these people not hear themselves when they say this stupid shit? They sound like Bond villains.
Your stock price is $8 a share dude. You’re not going to build a new studio in a red state.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (+/CWD)
As much as I love seeing CA suffer, I dont like liberals spreading out in the USA.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (r13UX)
Posted by: Peggy Entwhistle at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (JM9I6)
sure he is
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (8JvNE)
Gonna start lobbying the Texas legislature to pass a law prohibiting any of these propaganda mills from incorporating or operating in this state. Fucking locusts, the lot of 'em.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Rick T at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (xeXUW)
he was a wokester to hide his pervy sex-abusive self
like all "male feminists" who aren't gay
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (j+aD2)
Who gives a shit where the grandchildren of the writers of three episodes of Gilligan's Island set up shop?
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (/m4e3)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)
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And somehow, they couldn't just hire some writers who had worked on that kind of show before.
Thus, this knowledge would stay hidden.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:45 PM (XMAAx)
BTVS was sort of that way in the first 4 or 5 seasons and then they capped it as stupid early 00s feminism on steroids.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)
In the early days he could project himself into the world he invented better. That ability fades with time for most writers or shows when actors get too influential.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:45 PM (uhVAy)
I did read a lot of comments on Deadline from people very upset about the loss of jobs and less Hollywood content. Which is horrible because where will be get all of our shows lecturing us how to think.
And since 'She-Hulk' was mentioned, Amazon Prime still had 'Stargirl' which was on the CW and was a LOT of fun.
The father being the sidekick AND mentor was a nice twist. Also Solomon Grundy AND a kick-ass robot - yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Thelma Todd at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: polynikes
Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
Or even federal.
Treat Hollywood the way liberals treat the energy industry or gun manufacturers. Run them out of the country.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (r13UX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (j+aD2)
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All eight of them!
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (zZu0s)
Joss doesn't know he's a leftist like a fish doesn't know he's wet.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (8JvNE)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (JjGzL)
HAHAH, she no gone Beirich no mo, now she just Bebitch
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Elinor Donahue, Billy Gray, and Lauren Chapin at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (JM9I6)
So my idea is we'll have like this karate, super hero teenaged girl right? And she like do flying kicks against like hot female vampires that are also teen girls. And they'll all be super hot.
And...
All of them will be in miniskirts. Except I'll have this one nerd chick that is really cute and she'll come out as bi and a dominatrix or something
Now that is feminism right?
Posted by: Joss Whedon making the pitch for BTVS at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)
dude is a nut job
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2)
Thus, this knowledge would stay hidden.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:45 PM (XMAAx)
Well for a start, who hired a stable of "comedy" "comic book" "lawyers" show without making any of those qualities a requirement for hiring?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)
The father being the sidekick AND mentor was a nice twist. Also Solomon Grundy AND a kick-ass robot - yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart
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My daughter at the time loved this show. It was well done for what it was. A fun, low budget comic book type show basically free of woke politics.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (r13UX)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
Farscape had Chiana. Space slut.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (KC5Lt)
Saw the new Spiderman movie.
Overall, I enjoyed it. And it was a good time at the movies.
One thing...oh...I guess concerned me.
Between Supergirl and a female hero in this movie,
the New Thing is Hollywood is-
Murder Chick Chic.
That is, a super-powered female commits straight-up murder buuuuut we're supposed to still think of her as a "hero".
I guess Grrrrl Boss wasn't quite enough, but Grrrrl Murder Boss...Now you got something!
We'll probably see plenty off this from here on out.
We're not going to have a return to normal culture before we all die are we?
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (iJfKG)
Proud to have finally gotten to meet the giant sonofabitch at Boise ComicCon this year and shake his hand. (Dude is like 9ft tall.)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (/m4e3)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: polynikes
Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
This is very valid. Hmmm, you had Claudia Black in tight leather. Gigi Edgley always looked like a gay guys view of a hot gal to me. Bony, wiry, insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
They found a button! Or maybe just a piece of shell with a hole in it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (8JvNE)
That was funny. Thanks.
Hmmm. I wonder if I can get the CBC to fund a show where I go looking for the mass graves of children from the Indian residential schools?
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (Sco7b)
it was a lot simpler....it was a hit movie by someone else.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)
the new take on Jane Gray SUCKS
I'm very annoyed with "new canon" for the X men overall
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (j+aD2)
Wait a sec... 11 other states are involved... why, exactly?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Pitch Meeting Producer Guy at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (U/s6V)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
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Are you just mad about Saffron?
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (XMAAx)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2)
You go to war with the nut jobs you have.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)
They found a button! Or maybe just a piece of shell with a hole in it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (8JvNE)
That was funny. Thanks.
Hmmm. I wonder if I can get the CBC to fund a show where I go looking for the mass graves of children from the Indian residential schools?
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (Sco7b)
I seriously remember at 12 some 50 years ago reading about Oak Island and the total failure to find crap there decades earlier. Can't they waste time on some other island?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (wOO3z)
They have signed off on the merger... so under what authority is anyone suing over this? How can a STATE AG show DAMAGE to even get standing to sue?
Now, I could see a competitor gaining standing, as they could be damaged, but what damage is there to the STATE?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (mP0Kj)
well if they're like Shapiro, they don't do ANYTHING but grandstand, so why not
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (j+aD2)
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)
They're angry that the Ellisons met with Trump, so they would prefer the company go down in flames and everyone be out of work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (KGj36)
It isn't big enough to handle three Hollywood egos, let alone the whole bunch.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (WOnE5)
Posted by: Here Come the Nelsons at August 12, 2026 04:53 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (/m4e3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (WOnE5)
Radiated light rays gave her orgasms.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)
You mean like calling "nood" when there really isn't one?
Posted by: That Guy who's new around here at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (wOO3z)
I've wondered why they just completely hollow it out. I will watch the last episode though.
I'm going to check on my friends' cat Snowflake. She came in here and has slept almost a solid 6 hours and we're nearing 5 PM.
I'm nominating her as DEI Government Employee of the week.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Martin Tell
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Toothless hillbillies, and, pig squealers.
Posted by: A toothless hillbilly at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (XeU6L)
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*banjo music plays in background*
Posted by: Needs a soundtrack at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (U/s6V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
Lithe and stone cold crazy works for me.
I can fix Chiana.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (yfRPb)
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)
It's on Tubi.
I like to fall asleep to it.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)
Corporate taxes--paid by the corporation, they don't pass them on to the consumer.
Tariff taxes--Paid by the consumer, corporations pass those taxes on to the consumer.
That $500 million a year is a tax by California on everyone from every other state--we pay those taxes to Paramount who then gives it to CA.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)
Apparently, most of the main writers are still active.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (yfRPb)
Til she bangs your son, Dargo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (WOnE5)
Radiated light rays gave her orgasms.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)
MOAR LIGHT!
Posted by: T'raltixx at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (yfRPb)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
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Are you just mad about Saffron?
Posted by: Axeman
I'm just upset she's in a galaxy far, far away. 😔 🐙
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (+/CWD)
I'm nominating her as DEI Government Employee of the week.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
She can't be DEI, sounds like she's a white cat.
My girl cat has discovered she fits in a particular desk drawer and I have to pull it out so she can sleep in the fan.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)
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And the fuckin retards are still broke as a joke.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (oqH4h)
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Ah. A bit of good news.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (XeU6L)
Literally, there was an earthquake in Cali just now. I felt it. Off to usgs.gov...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: T'raltixx at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (yfRPb)
Then we'll have Pizza! And margaritas Shooters!
Posted by: Harvey at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Romeo13
Merger -> layoffs of redundant positions -> less tax revenue
Posted by: Random 9th Circuit Judge at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Money and lack of control. New know-nothings get paid less and will obey ideological commands.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (diia5)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (XJ22o)
Which half?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Zombie Tom Edison at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (wxsGM)
The Cuban people would get running wate, reliable electricity, plenty of movie jobs, and even casting as extras.
California loses.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 04:58 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:58 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Fags Everywhere at August 12, 2026 04:58 PM (e2lsi)
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
And everyone else.
Posted by: Malcolm Reynolds at August 12, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
Saffron was funny, but a bit too much of a one trick pony. "Don't want to interrupt your CRAZY TIME..."
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)
What fools they be!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Stateless
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You've never met a FEMA supervisor. They spend their time at the site in question...dozing in their car. $100K/year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (XMAAx)
Posted by: Dana Plato and Anissa Jones at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (JM9I6)
Note to CA:
They are going to move anyway. Nobody can make decent entertainment in this climate.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)
But TV audiences will be confused by the Southern California location sets! Nothing in Texas or Georgia will look like North Korea in MASH!
Or Tennessee in Death Proof
Or Kentucky in Justified
Or the Arena Planet in Star Trek
Actually, none of these totally look like SoCal. None of them, I say.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (bvDnE)
Posted by: Dana Plato and Anissa Jones at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (JM9I6)
And Britney Spears and Maitland Ward and...
Posted by: Lindsey Lohan at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: on topic of bugouts at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (88C+u)
With AI and digital effects already killing movies, this won't help. Hollywood is dead. Has been for awhile. COVID killed Hollywood as much as anything.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: polynikes
I like the pegging scene best.
Posted by: Kyle Kulinski at August 12, 2026 05:01 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
I have hiked in areas here that have those melty rock sandstone sticking up here and there that like the ones where Kirk fought the Gorn. Not the same ones, more remote.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)
You idiots in Hollywood voted for all of the shit that is destroying your business, so you just stew in that stink.
Posted by: Tamminator at August 12, 2026 05:01 PM (tHEhe)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (bvDnE)
Different actress from the same show. Morena Beccarin instead of Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (zZu0s)
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Tell me you don't understand your product without actually telling me that.
These writers have never watched a television program featuring lawyers?
Law & Order has been around since the stone age of television!
Start there and figure it out.
Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (7s9Qe)
Posted by: on topic of bugouts at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (88C+u)
She put motherhood ahead of her career.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (bvDnE)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Romeo13
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I'm no lawyer, but states basically have a blank check on regulation. And CA is easily the worst.
I mean the Coastal Commission can basically dictate the terms of rental properties or what you do to your patio. They can sure as hell stop a multi-billion dollar merger.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (r13UX)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
One thing Socal has that few other places do is the totally flat valleys with hills all around. Places like Ohio don't have that kind of landform much.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy)
NYS gives all kinds of breaks to bring productions here. Trickle down to local delis .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (WOnE5)
As much as I love seeing CA suffer, I dont like liberals spreading out in the USA.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (r13UX)
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East Coast and Midwest rustbelt city dwellers moving to Atlanta (the new HOT city, thank you for AC), and then the local democrat party rebirthing itself with all the fraud in Fulton County.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: polynikes
She's 28, and her husband is 60?
Nice.....
Posted by: South Park Cops at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (+/CWD)
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
Posted by: 18-1
The undead assassin guy was cute.
Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives. There’s a reason industries cluster in certain geographic regions.
And that reason is the weather is usually good, and consistent enough that they can shoot outside year round without screwing up the continuity.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (bvDnE)
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Good for her.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (24NQL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (zZu0s)
The intergalactic whore was Beccarin. Hendricks was the scam artist . Therein lie the confusion.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (KC5Lt)
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Perry Mason
Matlock
Murder, She Wrote
Ally McBeal
and on and on and on; the well of lawyer and legal shows on TV is bottomless.
Total lost knowledge, for sure.
And not just a bunch of know-nothing, done-nothing bints well above even the most generous telling of their qualifications.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (3cUTc)
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Nice RBF, Heidi:
https://shorturl.at/RPCAr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Black JEM
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Honestly, Atlanta is such a shit hole. I cant believe anyone would move there willingly. One of the worst cities I've ever been to.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (r13UX)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (sTlXt)
I don't think it's killed quite yet. "The Odyssey" is still playing at my local theater and they're having a big attendance for "Spider-Man" , and it's not Hollywood per se but "Young Washington" is still playing at the movie theatre since July 4th, so some people still want to see movies. There seems to be a big interest in old movies from the 40's to the 60's at a movie theatre in the next town. My son loved seeing "Twin Peaks" prequel on the big screen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (xPsv8)
And that reason is the weather is usually good, and consistent enough that they can shoot outside year round without screwing up the continuity.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (vJrRc)
They sclepped to CA in the first place and in those days that was absolute nowhere from the East Coast where movies were done.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (r13UX)
Sherman burned it for a reason.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (KC5Lt)
Lol. Inara WAS a space whore, but Mal called Saffron (Hendricks) the Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: polynikes
Incorrect. Inara was specifically not a whore, but a licensed and registered guild approved companion. Also, I believe Ace dubbed her Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore in the before times of the site.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (fapp/)
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Well summed.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (XMAAx)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
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Her proper name is "YoSaffBridge."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Han Solo at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She was on only two episodes right. Which one was she a prostitute rather than marrying people as a scam?
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (KC5Lt)
Caroline Leavitt defeated Hong Not Dongs to be the new She Hulk to be filmed in Texas despite interference from Christopher Wray.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (M0SOR)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (sTlXt)
Hi, tubal
I was looking at some earlier threads and I noted that you have an 11th month old puppy whom you love but who is wearing you and you wife out. I can relate . We have a dear two month old kitten and he is wearing us out. Anyway, hang in there and best to you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (+/CWD)
LOL.
It's not like Whoreywood is vital as say, oil (Standard Oil), or many other real necessities of life.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
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They had TWO chances to get Atlanta right and failed both times.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She'd hook up with dudes, marry them and rip them off/have her crime partners incinerate them in their ship. Not sure how that makes her a prostitute.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
Well, kind of whorish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)
Ah. No confusion now.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (xPsv
They all grow up and calm down a little soon enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM
To be fair, once you're there you can move about on MARTA.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She'd hook up with dudes, marry them and rip them off/have her crime partners incinerate them in their ship. Not sure how that makes her a prostitute.
Posted by: Oldcat
When she and Inara were fighting, I recall Inara saying something about Saffron having had companion training?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (+/CWD)
Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (XJ22o)
Damn shame she got shuffled aside in Deadpool 2 for an annoying fat kid.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 05:12 PM (M0SOR)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: Captain Picard at August 12, 2026 05:12 PM (+/CWD)
"Cam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby
3h
Yesterday I went to Minneapolis polls disguised as a Muslim woman.
Poll workers were going to let me vote in other people’s names, and then vouch for 8 other unregistered foreigners.
Full video coming soon. Stay tuned.
@ctznjusticelg"
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 05:12 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (+/CWD)
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Yeah, that sounds vaguely familiar...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:12 PM (FZ29D)
yes. they knew each other - Saffron was another Companion, but she went bad.
Inara could easily have pulled the same grift if she wanted to.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (j+aD2)
Hi, tubal
I was looking at some earlier threads and I noted that you have an 11th month old puppy whom you love but who is wearing you and you wife out. I can relate . We have a dear two month old kitten and he is wearing us out. Anyway, hang in there and best to you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (xPsv
Hey Fen! Good to hear from you. He’s 60 pounds and 26 inches at the shoulder already. Runs like a deer. Will fetch a ball until I have heat stroke. Guards our house like it’s his purpose in life. Would not trade him for anything.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
Well, kind of whorish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
Whore fits, but no cash was exchanged. Betrayal seems to be her common denominator from the info we have.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (g47mK)
That's about it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (f0sNM)
The other thing I'd be very concerned about - especially if I were a Red Stater - is that these locusts would take their voting patterns with them. If they moved to NC, for instance, that state might as well become a Blue State.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
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"Chronic Backstabbing Disorder." -- TVTropes.org
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (FZ29D)
Rumors about the Plano area...
Posted by: man
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I wish Galveston didn't flood regularly. They'd have a coast to work with.
Poor Galveston, nice town but no one's gonna put a big plant there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (XJ22o)
I was going through my Chilton Guide and couldn't find it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 05:15 PM (M0SOR)
Inara could easily have pulled the same grift if she wanted to.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (j+aD2)
She said Saffron had some training, not sure she made the grade. You'd think the psychotic nature of Saffron would have popped up pretty quick.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy)
A 30 minute video he says took him about a month to make.
Saw those two Rebel Moon movies the other day.
Jeez, talk about doing way, way less with so much. I mean, the bad guy was the only interesting character.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:16 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Oldcat
She's hot AND crazy?!?!? I'll pay extra!
Posted by: Plenty of Thirsty Rich Dudes at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (M0SOR)
I'm sure they will calm down eventually and our kitten makes us laugh, so it works out. I mentioned on a tech thread several weeks ago that our old black cat had to be put to sleep, so I think it was God's grace that after that someone had put out a sign in a house a couple of miles away saying "Free Kittens" He may have been free but he kitten though he is he eats like a horse. The cat food isn't free. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (sTlXt)
I’ve had this conversation numerous times. There are no more sane people left in the state. They’ve all left.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (V1UCz)
Posted by: Lloyd's of Lubbock at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (qFwJc)
I'm seeing it in some shows my wife likes to watch. Some of it is pretty piss poor. Some, not. The science fiction shows can (sort of) get away with it, the "home on the range" stuff, not so much.
But it's getting better and is only stymied by money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Oldcat
She's hot AND crazy?!?!? I'll pay extra!
Posted by: Plenty of Thirsty Rich Dudes at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (+/CWD)
The homicide though might make you think longer.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy)
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Sadly we never got enough of a show to explore the full extent of the social and political influence of the Companions Guild.
It's implied in the show that Companions wield tremendous influence in that world. Could have had some cool storylines featuring Companions manipulating events behind the scenes.
Plus more hot sexy chicks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (FZ29D)
I'm sure they will calm down eventually and our kitten makes us laugh, so it works out. I mentioned on a tech thread several weeks ago that our old black cat had to be put to sleep, so I think it was God's grace that after that someone had put out a sign in a house a couple of miles away saying "Free Kittens" He may have been free but he kitten though he is he eats like a horse. The cat food isn't free. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (xPsv
Do you have your laser pointer?
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (sTlXt)
3h
Yesterday I went to Minneapolis polls disguised as a Muslim woman.
Poll workers were going to let me vote in other people’s names, and then vouch for 8 other unregistered foreigners.
______
That man attempted to defraud our pristine elections! Prosecute him!
- Democrats (willing to prosecute, but only if it's an enemy)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:19 PM (gEIsK)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:19 PM (KC5Lt)
That's wonderful, but don't have heat stroke.
I have lost some weight from playing with the kitten.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:19 PM (xPsv8)
And Universal?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (XuXeR)
And Looney tunes!
Tha...tha...tha...tha...that's all folks!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)
Saffron was funny, but a bit too much of a one trick pony. "Don't want to interrupt your CRAZY TIME..."
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)
"But face it hubby.... I'm really HOT."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 05:20 PM (y9nCu)
I will explain my reasons for thinking this later.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:20 PM (qFwJc)
________________________
This makes, absolutely, no sense. The DNC (the masters of Bonta and the State AG's) depend on a shallow pool so that they can influence the product to reflect their agenda (political views). It's why there is always a progessive "message" in most productions. The merger (and a monopoly) is to their advantage....
And, this is all immaterial in that AI is going to put them ALL out of work. Talent, producers, editors, casting directors.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 05:20 PM (dIske)
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Johnny Depp at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (+/CWD)
"Just a gentle request
We all are going through some very trying times these days. The toxic, malevolent person in the White House is causing untold stress and turmoil. He is systematically trying to eviscerate our democracy and our Constitution, but let's please not let him divide us. These are very trying times. Nerves are on edge, frustration is off the charts, but let's support each other.
Everyone here is here because we love and support our country. That is what DU is all about. It's what makes DU great.
Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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You forgot about the underage prostitutes!
- Canadian Tourists
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (gEIsK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (xPsv8)
The episode where he represented Race Bannon in his palimony suit against Dr. Quest had me in tears!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 05:22 PM (edUvp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (xPsv
They need that to go from 8 oz to 8 pounds in about a year. Humans spread that out to about 10-15 years.
I cheat by having a nibble bowl of dry for between meal snacking and so far none of my cats have betrayed the trust by getting fat or trying to hog the wet food at dinner times.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:22 PM (uhVAy)
- Canadian Tourists
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (gEIsK)
I doubt anyone in Hollywood is interested in those.
Posted by: trying to keep a straight face at August 12, 2026 05:22 PM (88C+u)
"
I had to drive through Hollywood in 2022.
Blow it up.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:23 PM (qFwJc)
Sorry. That thread was in response to tubal asking about laser pointers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:23 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 05:23 PM (nDXEV)
And here I thought that was Morena Baccarin's official role.
Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 05:24 PM (Ysav4)
That's hilarious because besides being diametrically opposite of the Left, I would buy a farm so I could bet the farm this poster got raked over the coals.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:24 PM (KC5Lt)
Maybe then they wouldn't have broken up and sued each other like they did
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (sTlXt)
I used to have a whole group of cats who saw through the laser pointer from day one, would just turn and look at me and go 'you think im dumb? you are doing that'.
An old shoestring though? Infinite entertainment.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
He's working hard at growing. He's gained two lbs in about three weeks, but he gets the zoomies so much he's not getting fat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
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They had TWO chances to get Atlanta right and failed both times.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)
Funny thing about that "fact" - GWTW had it right. It was actually the Confederates who burned Atlanta as they fled, to prevent Sherman from capturing it intact and using it as a base.
He just rebuilt whatever he needed for his army and used it anyway.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (edUvp)
I assume it's part of the growing Dem civil war between normie Dems and the radical DSA. Good.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (sTlXt)
Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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This is delusion on crack. The thirst for stardom -- or even participation in the movie industry -- is like no other. People will go to Antarctica if that's where movies are being made.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (sTlXt)
Can I have both? I'd buy that for a dollar
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (88C+u)
I'm sure the media will handle this situation delicately.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (Sco7b)
Increasingly, this site looks like coverage of mental illness.
The Cuba angle has potential, though; politically the showrunners and Junta seem to be aligned.
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (Y8DZL)
This kitten likes the string on my bathrobe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (sTlXt)
I used to have a whole group of cats who saw through the laser pointer from day one, would just turn and look at me and go 'you think im dumb? you are doing that'.
An old shoestring though? Infinite entertainment.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
The magic Ball of Tinfoil is an oldie but a goodie. Also, paper sacks.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:27 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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DU fascists.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)
Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:27 PM (Cqx++)
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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HA! Gaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 05:27 PM (oqH4h)
If the work moves to Texas, won’t the hired hands follow?
Posted by: tubal
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Absolutely. That's part of Ellison's threat -- those people will either be out of a job or they'll scramble out of the state, too.
But a lot of the hired hands are being AI'd out of their careers anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (Sco7b)
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The same Constitution that you & yours proudly & overtly wipe your asses with.
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (mrdUs)
Sherman is the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions.
Who was the first President of what we know now as Louisiana State University ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (KC5Lt)
It's implied in the show that Companions wield tremendous influence in that world. Could have had some cool storylines featuring Companions manipulating events behind the scenes.
Plus more hot sexy chicks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (FZ29D)
Yes, there was some interesting world-building in the show that never got played out.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)
Sherman is the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions.
Who was the first President of what we know now as Louisiana State University ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (KC5Lt)
I knew that. He also told his southern friends when he moved north something very much like Rhett Butler said to the planters as the war was starting in Gone With the Wind.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (nDXEV)
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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The song I need is something about being dizzy. I think it made the fluids in my inner ear slosh around a little.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (XJ22o)
Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
You, Brian Williams and Jake Tapper can sit down over beers and share stories of your brushes with near death.
So there is that...
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (sTlXt)
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, that IS who they are. Note the lack of Red Staters, Republicans...etc etc etc
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (sTlXt)
Or more probably the retreating Reb Cavalry started fires the Union could not stop. And some soldiers helped spread it. While he marched thru Georgia people there kept telling Sherman why he was not going to SC, they started it.
I tend to believe Sherman because he would have just admitted to it if he had done so. He could legally burn military stores, stuff owned by governments in rebellion, stuff that could help opposing forces...that covers a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)
( Looks at watch, shakes it - wait, I’m in Missouri - nevermind)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:35 PM (sTlXt)
I think Sherman burned Columbia South Carolina too. Guy got around.
Posted by: tubal
He liked neckties.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (sTlXt)
Or more probably the retreating Reb Cavalry started fires the Union could not stop. And some soldiers helped spread it. While he marched thru Georgia people there kept telling Sherman why he was not going to SC, they started it.
I tend to believe Sherman because he would have just admitted to it if he had done so. He could legally burn military stores, stuff owned by governments in rebellion, stuff that could help opposing forces...that covers a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)
FAFO - The Early Years.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
The fact that he allowed them to make the finale all about him as an evil robot controlling the universe says it all.
He should have fired Gao and her entire crew once he realized they couldn't even give him the courtroom lawyer gal show he'd ask for. Just letting them wing it and make it up as they went along for an entire season of shows should have gotten him fired.
I think everybody can say for sure that Marvel was headed for disaster once She-Hulk came out and that's all on Feige.
Apparently it's very difficult to get fired at Disney no matter how much money you lose for the company. Take Kathleen Kennedy as the most glaring example.
The only executive they wanted to fire was the former short-lived CEO who got fired for backing down over the fight in Florida against DeSantis.
Hollywood should be broken up and scattered to the winds.
It stinks as bad as the Democrat party it's a subsidiary of.
They can probably find better, more hungry, more competent talent outside of L.A. anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: tubal
He liked neckties.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
He was very scientific - if you just bend them, they can easily be unbent. If you heat the middle and with clamps twist and bend them, it is way harder to undo.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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LMAO...My first thought was...that sure doesn't sound like "Duncanthrax", and thankfully I scanned the comments and found the original source before singing "Kumbaya". That would have been embarrassing.
As for the vacuous "DU"...I support that comment in that it's much easier to shoot rats in a barrel than when they are running all over the damn place.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (sTlXt)
He was cheered when a small boat with reporters was sunk by Vicksburg's batteries. "They were so weighed down by their opinions they must have sunk like stones"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
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We never stopped!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (sTlXt)
He was cheered when a small boat with reporters was sunk by Vicksburg's batteries. "They were so weighed down by their opinions they must have sunk like stones"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)
LOL !
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (sTlXt)
Posted by: Oldcat
Dude: YOU THOWIN' DOWN? YOU THOWIN' RIGHT NOW?
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
__________________
Among other things.
Posted by: Michael J Fox at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (dIske)
Where'd their love go wrong?
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 05:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
He was the one who wanted to fix things by making movies rather than teaching lessons on liberalism...at least a little. He was purged for wrongthink, not fired.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)
Larry Ellison should just buy Cuba, and move Paramount there.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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If Marco can pull a few things off, LOTSA industries and places had better brace for competition.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:42 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)
LOL !
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (sTlXt)
Sherman was the best at quotes.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:43 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 05:43 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Oldcat
Dude: YOU THOWIN' DOWN? YOU THOWIN' RIGHT NOW?
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (Y8DZL)
I deny that I said that first part
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at August 12, 2026 05:44 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:45 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 05:47 PM (24NQL)
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at August 12, 2026 05:48 PM (gOgTs)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:45 PM (qFwJc)
There is a funny story about that first 'surrender terms' that Sherman passed the bottle around to Joe Johnson and another General there. As he was writing the last part he absent mindedly took a second drink himself and put it away in his pocket. The second Reb general was livid after the incident that he didn't get a second shot. "General Sherman is a HOG! That's right, a HOG! He knew we needed that drink!"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)
Didn't the Secret Service have Airforce One land inside one of Candace Owens nostrils to escape an Iranian terror rocket attack?
The woman is a hero! A hero, I say!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 06:01 PM (iJfKG)
I know y'all are rooting for everyone to leave California, but they're bring their votes, and the votes of all the emoyess who transfer, with them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Lloyd's of Lubbock at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (JM9I6)
You think they will get offices in the Great Plains Building?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 09:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
She's a whore, Shepherd.
>Yes, there was some interesting world-building in the show that never got played out
I have to assume at least some of the popularity of the show is that no one remembers Westerns. The A plots were all straight up stock Western plots, and the milieu was just every Western with a light SF gloss on it. To make things worse for Whedon's Millennial-socialist fanbase, the Browncoaters are an allegory for the CSA.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (LgYtf)
The FBI and "Intelligence" Agencies Had Intel From 14 Different Sources About the Biden Family's Corruption. Wray Covered It Up and Claimed It Was All "Disinformation"
Christopher Wray was recommended to Trump by Super-Republican Chris Christie.
So you know he's a straight shooter.By the way: 0xferd Comma was spelled that way -- with an "e" instead of an "o" and a zero instead of a capital "O" so that investigators could not find references to it in emails and government servers. It was deliberately misspelled so that no evidence of the crime could be discovered through normal investigatory means.
The FBI and U.S. spy agencies received derogatory evidence about Joe Biden from 14 different informants but embarked on a secret operation to tamp down a Ukrainian corruption scandal engulfing his family during the 2020 election by formally designating Attorney General Bill Barr, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, key members of Congress and journalists as Russian disinformation "conduits," according to explosive intelligence community documents declassified by the White House. A spreadsheet that was recovered from U.S. intelligence agency files and made public Wednesday by the White House Government Transparency Task Force shows that spy agencies and the FBI created a list of more than six dozen prominent organizations, Americans or foreigners who became figures in the Biden family Ukraine scandal and the 2019 impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump. The spreadsheet neatly divided figures along political lines, with Democrats like the Bidens, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Barack Obama and George Soros listed as victimized "targets" of Russian disinformation and conservatives like Fox News, One America News, filmmaker Michael Caputo and Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani as "conduits" for disinformation. The FBI also labeled two of President Donald Trump's first-term Cabinet secretaries, Pompeo and Barr, as well as Republican Sens. Chuck Grassley, Ron Johnson and Lindsey Graham and House GOP committee chairmen Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan as "conduits" even while they all investigated whether the allegations of corruption against the Biden family were true. The designations were part of a secret counterintelligence operation codenamed "Round River" that was launched during the 2020 election by a task force of FBI analysts claiming to be fighting "malign foreign influence" in the 2020 election, according to an administration official. The Foreign Influence Task Force (FITF), based in FBI headquarters, concurred with each of the assessments in the spreadsheet with a "no objection" designation, the documents state. ... In some ways, the Round River operation is a mirror opposite of the Russia collusion probe known as Crossfire Hurricane in which the FBI pursued unsubstantiated allegations spread by Democrats that Trump and his allies conspired with Vladimir Putin to hijack the 2016 election. In Round River, FBI analysts sought to dismiss significant evidence in the bureau's possession, including Hunter Biden's own laptop, pointing to possible corruption by the Bidens. Documents released by the White House earlier this month exposed an investigation in 2017 codenamed "Oxferd Comma" alleging the newly elected president Trump may have been acting as a Russian asset when he fired then-Director James Comey even though the bureau's own evidence overwhelmingly showed at the time there was no collusion with the Kremlin.
That Task Force was run by the leftwing woman who admitted she was running a "shadow government" inside the one that the American people think is the real government.
Remarkably, the effort to portray the Biden scandal as Russian disinformation came even though confidential human sources working for the FBI and other agencies began reporting a steady stream of concerns starting in 2015 that Ukraine was possibly targeting the future first family for influence, the memos show. The FBI has identified at least 14 informants who were providing derogatory information on the Bidens, according to an FBI letter made public Wednesday. In that letter to the White House Government Transparency Task Force, FBI Director Kash Patel said the Foreign Influence Task Force was terminated on his watch and its activities are now under investigation.
Paul Sperry says that the criminal Chris Wray was behind this corrupt effort:
He said he shared concerns cited in a 2025 Director of National Intelligence memo declassified on Wednesday that Round River was used as a political tool to neutralize an alleged corruption narrative about Biden, the Democrats' 2020 presidential nominee, rather than to address true national security threats. "While our internal review of the FITF is not yet complete, we are investigating whether the FITF used information learned from the Round River assessment to undermine or influence ongoing investigations by only focusing on the subset of CHS's (Confidential Human Sources) involving the Bidens," Patel wrote, according to the letter reviewed by Just the News. "We remain concerned that defensive briefings to Congress may have been overly focused on just Biden and Ukraine rather than the balanced picture of all foreign threats," he added. Patel said the bureau is "firmly committed to identifying, investigating and holding accountable all abuses" that occurred during the Round River operation and to ensure "that future counterintelligence operations remain focused exclusively on legitimate foreign threats and are never used to advance political narratives." ... Grassley, the Senate Judiciary Committee chairman, and Johnson, the Senate Budget Committee chairman, have been investigating the Round River operation for years and have raised concerns the FBI may have used a 2020 defensive briefing to them as a way of thwarting their probe into Burisma and Biden family corruption allegations. In essence, the FBI Foreign Influence Task Force operation treated Barr's investigation into the Biden controversy as a potential disinformation threat, closely aligning with the Biden presidential campaign's and legacy media's efforts to portray the Burisma allegations as "conspiracy theories." That conspiracy theory storyline -- referred to in the documents as the "Ukraine narrative" -- persisted well beyond the 2020 election that put Biden into the White House until two IRS whistleblowers and some former Biden business partners came forward to Congress beginning in 2023 and shared evidence that Hunter Biden had committed crimes, including failing to pay taxes on monies he earned from Burisma, and sought to use his father's influence to help the Ukrainian energy company Burisma.
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The intelligence review pinpointed the start of Round River to December 2019, just as Trump's Ukraine impeachment proceedings were raging, and gave a succinct description of its mission. "Around December 2019, the FBI's Foreign Influence Task Force -- Russia (FITF-R) unofficially formed a group of analysts who utilized internal systems to gather any/all derogatory information previously reported by confidential human sources (CHSs) on Joseph Biden corruption and other Ukraine-related topics (known as the Ukraine narrative) including Burisma, Hunter Biden, Mykola Zlochevsky, Ukraine interference in 2016 US presidential election to red flag the reporting as Russian disinformation," the DNI report said. Remarkably, the DNI report alleges, the Round River team amended each of three informant files to portray their long-term reporting as false. "The team of analysts had administrative accesses to all reporting and drafted intelligence products that were later added to each CHS file to show the reporting was deemed Russian disinformation," the DNI memo stated. "The FITF-R team also provided defensive briefings to any Congressional member who obtained reporting related to any aspect of the Ukraine narrative."
Paul SperryFormer Trump advisor and Deep State target Peter Navarro says we have to put all the conspirators under oath and compel them to admit the conspiracy or go to prison for perjury and obstruction.
@paulsperry_ BREAKING: Just-declassified FBI docs reveal Dir. Wray during the 2020 election classified Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Victoria Nuland and Amos Hochstein, along w/ George Soros, as "targets" of Russian "disinformation" in the Burisma scandal, while journalist John Solomon was branded a "conduit" of "disinformation"
On May 16, 2017, the FBI took one of the most extraordinary steps in its history: It opened a full investigation of the sitting American president. Newly declassified documents released by the White House say the bureau asked whether the president "is or was directed by, controlled by, and/or coordinated activities with" Vladimir Putin's Russia -- and whether he "obstructed and/or conspired to obstruct" the FBI's own investigation. That the FBI had targeted President Trump was reported in 2019. What was missing was the paperwork -- the opening document, the names on it, the chain of command.Meanwhile, "Fusion Ken" Dilanian, a stenographer and PR manager for the leftwing conspiracy at the heart of the CIA, says that Trump is running the DOJ like "Russia and China" for investigating the people he works for.
The May 16 "opening communication" lists FBI General Counsel James Baker and Counterintelligence Division Assistant Director E.W. "Bill" Priestap as the approving officials. The investigation was opened at Priestap's direction, in consultation with Baker's Office of General Counsel; and Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe personally notified Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. The next day -- May 17 -- Rosenstein appointed Robert Mueller special counsel, and the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax took flight.
James Comey figures in the hoax, too. He went from fired FBI director to a central witness. The FBI used Comey's account of his talks with Trump -- and Trump's firing of Comey -- to support the obstruction theory. Another critical layer has now been exposed. The FBI says its predicate for the probe rested on "predetermined criteria established by the Crossfire Hurricane investigative team" based on an assessment of supposedly "reliable lead information."
Who built that predicate? Peter Strzok, a central figure in Crossfire Hurricane, and FBI lawyer Lisa Page were close to the investigation. When Page asked whether Trump would become president, Strzok replied: "No. No he won't. We'll stop it." Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz later said that message was not merely indicative of a biased state of mind but implied a willingness to take official action to affect a candidate's electoral prospects. Yet the actual drafter of the opening communication remains redacted. That name should be released. So should the names of everyone who formulated, reviewed or supplied the "reliable lead information" used to put a sitting president under investigation -- along with the communications among Priestap, Baker, McCabe and the investigative team, McCabe's record of what he told Rosenstein, what Rosenstein knew before he appointed Mueller and what Mueller did, if anything, to independently validate the extraordinary allegation he was tasked to investigate.
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It's past time to put those who built and ran this Russia hoax under the microscope. Sen. Chuck Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee and Chairman Jim Jordan's House Judiciary Committee hold the tools; Grassley has been a bulldog, Jordan far less so. Subpoena Priestap, Baker, McCabe, Rosenstein and Comey for sworn, public testimony. ... The officials who set the Russia hoax in motion and carried it forward have names. Now put them under oath. And do it before the November election.
A so-called journalist who secretly let the intelligence apparatus feed him false narratives and shape his stories is probably not the ideal person to lecture anyone about institutions being “run like China.” https://t.co/gpmMwrfaHR pic.twitter.com/AT7XjI3hAh
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) August 11, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (C3xJX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)
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Posted by: Christopher Wray at August 12, 2026 03:29 PM (2YhKe)
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Isn't this standard practice for the government when they want to conceal something from FOIA requests?
The standard method would be to search for properly spelled words (and maybe common alternate misspellings).
They go out of their way to obscure the keywords in documents so that they will only turn up in a deliberate search by those who "need" those documents AND know how to find them already.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b)
Here and I'd almost forgot about creepy fag and gummy bear.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (2YhKe)
I knew doctors who were deeply against abortion. BUT to be part of a hospital system as an ob/gyn that was a requirement (willingness to perform abortions at the level the hospital does).
I knew excellent ob/gyns who had to switch to just gyn because of this, or move to a Catholic hospital, or just retire. It's been this way since before O-care btw.
doctors are heavily pushed to do this against their morals
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (j+aD2)
Makes me so happy to pay taxes.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: nckate at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (enNUy)
our government is viciously corrupt"
All of our politicians are lying self-dealers. All of them.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b
90%
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (C3xJX)
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Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 03:32 PM (XuXeR)
ugh I'm sorry nckate
I can see my little script blocker working here. it just keeps adding up numbers of blocked scripts. if I stay on a thread for a decent amount of time it gets over 100!!! initial load is minimum 3 scripts (likely all to trigger popup ads)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:32 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 12, 2026 03:33 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:33 PM (4csOi)
“We’ve got ‘em where we want ‘em, we’re completely surrounded”
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 03:34 PM (f547z)
>>Former Trump advisor and Deep State target Peter Navarro says we have to put all the conspirators under oath and compel them to admit the conspiracy or go to prison for perjury and obstruction.
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Too bad he's not in the current administration.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 03:36 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at August 12, 2026 03:37 PM (MWfyi)
Like Trump asking Comey to stay on, I mean did anyone really think he was a straight shooter?
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 03:37 PM (r13UX)
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:39 PM (UjdFS)
"Former Trump advisor and Deep State target Peter Navarro says we have to put all the conspirators under oath and compel them to admit the conspiracy or go to prison for perjury and obstruction."
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at August 12, 2026 03:39 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (dIske)
It's useless to get all worked up in a lather when the Relevant Law Enforcement Agencies steadfastly refuse to do their jobs, and run a bunch of flagrantly guilty leftist swine to ground. The fix is in.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (Iz5jw)
Well.
Not enough, he isn't--because you're not proposing to reduce the size, scope and reach of the federal government to stop it.
No.
You want the tools of corruption, bribery and abuse of office--that you're accusing Trump of abusing--to stay in place for when you ever get back to power.
If Trump really was 1/100 as bad as you claim he is, you'd be screaming for laws reducing the size, scope and reach of the federal government--to stop him and anyone like him ever again.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)
.. just ask Scooter Libby
Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (RHGPo)
I don't expect to see anyone on a chain gang from this.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (4csOi)
If Trump really was 1/100 as bad as you claim he is, you'd be screaming for laws reducing the size, scope and reach of the federal government--to stop him and anyone like him ever again.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc) .
It turns out you can just say things.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:41 PM (asFP3)
Or do they just go with the flow because "everyone does it?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:41 PM (FZ29D)
Or do they just go with the flow because "everyone does it?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:41 PM (FZ29D)
When you're a Teflon Don, nothing sticks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Q4cxx)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (dK+Kv)
First! Before nothing-will-happen guy.
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Y8DZL)
I never want to read the quip "Never attribute to malice when incompetence will suffice" ever again. EVER.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (diia5)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:43 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 03:43 PM (2WIwB)
Or do they just go with the flow because "everyone does it?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:41 PM (FZ29D)
We are already long past the time when most in government thought there was a limit to what they can do. "We will stop him being elected President" and everyone there agreed.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
.......
Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.
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Good afternoon Ace and everyone
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Sid at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (yzl9t)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (C3xJX)
Not so much "Poverty" in that house, amirite?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (Q4cxx)
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (dIske)
And also that Trump is deranged for saying there were irregularities in 2020, cause elections are perfect.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (OkYzo)
It's been near 30 years, and the FBI still won't admit who they let Hillary extort when they gave her those 600 files.
And don't think for a second they didn't know why she wanted them.
And what she did with them.
But yeah, sure, Kash is going to be able to reform the agency ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (C3xJX)
This is utter bullshit. Any SOUNDEX search will find it. Any AI query will find it. SOUNDEX has been around since the 1930s and has been used in government computer systems and databases for decades.
They deliberately sabotaged the search to avoid anything except perfect spelling and alignment of those words.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (pUU4E)
Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)
Do both?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)
Wray was terrible, and Christie was even worse, but there is an explanation of how the two knew each other. Wray was the lawyer who (successfully) defended Christie against those Bridgegate charges that got two of his subordinates into legal hot water. Christie probably meant well in the beginning. We know, of course, how that turned out.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (0CU3H)
I'm disgusted
You don't understand the law
Abortion until birth is GOOD
And I have to say every single one of the Abortion until birth is good people at the female NPC look - fat sloppy, and RBF.
And as always the lefties saying you don't understand the law it doesn't allow abortion until birth and the lefties saying abortion until birth is good just ignored each other not a one calling the other out while they both bitched at the normal women disgusted by this...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (Jr5Lq)
Why is Wray not standing in front of a firing squad?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Why do people keep asking this?
Posted by: Nothing Happens Bureau at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Auspex "
Uh, #26 & 29.
Plenty is happening - all this stuff is coming out onto the interwebs and the people who backed it are being exposed. It can't be hidden behind the wall of silence anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)
Ken Dilanian is a paid CIA asset. Everyone knows this.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)
Those seashells had FAMILY, man! what a monster!
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)
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THAT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, ASSHOLE!!!
And it's bullshit anyway.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:49 PM (Q4cxx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (diia5)
Agreed. When supreme narcissist Obama was encouraging people to think he was incompetent I became very wary of that adage. Narcissists don't want to be considered incompetent unless the truth would look even worse.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:49 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)
Do both?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)
I'd settle for "either", but, yeah.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 03:49 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (0CU3H)
he probably did not. Has he denounced Wray yet?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 12, 2026 03:50 PM (V362x)
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)
Ken Dilanian is a paid CIA asset. Everyone knows this.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (OkYzo)
Most of the top Press is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (XvL8K)
It is painful to be this cynical and bad for my health. Seriously. But the alternative feels even worse.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)
Do both?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)
Dismissed with prejudice
-DC judge
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Oldcat
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Posted by: Behind the Media's Wall of Silence at August 12, 2026 03:52 PM (yFLFB)
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Yup.
Corruption be damned. The Narrative MUST FLOW!
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:52 PM (Q4cxx)
Foiled again by the adroit NWHG!
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (Y8DZL)
It's the ONLY way to stop this.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (ChQXW)
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (XvL8K)
There was a lot of that. The competent and useful people were also being threatened, which people seem to forget.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (asFP3)
The Biden junta has the leading opposition candidate arrested on bogus charges that they outright said they would not charge anyone else with and we are just ignoring that?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Behind the Media's Wall of Silence at August 12, 2026 03:52 PM (yFLFB)
That part of the population is dying out - the next generation has not read a newspaper or watched a nightly news program in their lives, or near enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Is that how this works? at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (kX27y)
Too funny
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)
But somewhere soon after, probably the late 60s, it tipped over to largely working against the American people.
A trend that accelerated under Obama and, by Biden, saw nearly the whole of the federal government actively working against the American people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (asFP3)
The existing judiciary is squarely on the left's side. These people are too important for them to be lost for any period of time when the work of overthrowing the country isn't remotely finished. The perps are gonna' walk.
Knowing we were right all along is totally insufficient. People need to be publicly hanged by the neck until dead. This has a way of quieting down the agitators.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Young people at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (uzmqU)
Because he needs another kid's note to get into some college probably.
I was accepting to evil traitor Tucker, but sucking up to Hunter Tucker is a bridge too far.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (uhVAy)
Our wonderful White House Press Secretary, and one of my most trusted aides, Karoline Leavitt, will be departing her role at the end of the month so she can spend more time with her beautiful young children and family, a decision I totally understand and respect! Karoline will now be one of my top outside advisors, and an influential voice within the Republican Party, as we work to defy History, and conclusively win the Midterm Elections. Karoline has been a real leader in the White House, and has done a phenomenal job fighting for Justice, Liberty, and Freedom, since 2018, including our Historic Re-Election Campaign of 2024. Karoline has been one of the best White House Press Secretaries in the History of the Office. Thank you, Karoline, for a job well done! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (xHe0y)
Posted by: Young people at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)
Right next to the 8 track tape player, son.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)
The people with TDS are going to suspect it of "McCarthyism" because it comes from the Trump DoJ.
And the vast middle Lofos will never know about it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (Q4cxx)
Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: But that's just me at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (lFFaq)
She got arrested today.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (88C+u)
It's the ONLY way to stop this.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (ChQXW)
It's more likely president AoC gives him the medal of Freedom than Wray sees a day behind bars.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Paco at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: But that's just me at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)
her talents are wasted making the press look like idiots, they do it all by themselves. She can put her feet up and remote in some real important work from now on, she's earned it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy)
Bulwark tonite: "Trump sez Leavitt hasn't been spending enough time with her family! Hints at neglect!"
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)
Too bad there's no way to let him know Alex the Chick is available.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (lFFaq)
It's not a lie if you believe it. -- George Costanza.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (Q4cxx)
tinyurl.com/56cz4wbd
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)
I hear they are considering a motion to consider a vote to conduct a hearing on whether to hold an investigation of the matter in the future.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: The person who always says that at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)
She got arrested today.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (88C+u)
Yay!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (lFFaq)
Didn't she have cancer?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (lFFaq)
Tulsi's husband did.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)
Thanks to Caroline Levett, and respect for being a good mom.
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (EZtVN)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2026 04:00 PM (NtVYv)
When he finally st 80yo bought a beach house in YFrlaware for 2 million it wasn't even beachfront
No yachts or jets
Sport ? He rode a mountain bike no Vail skiing
The chief accuser of Biden corruption hot a 5 year sentence for lying
Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 04:00 PM (gV94l)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (EZtVN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Trumpsters at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:02 PM (Q4cxx)
Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2026 04:02 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Heidi's future cellmate at August 12, 2026 04:02 PM (88C+u)
Ah. I was thinking Leavitt had breast cancer somewhat recently. Guess I could look it up. I'm still not used to all the information in the world being in the palm of my hand.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 04:02 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (EZtVN)
Having to hang with Neocons is almost as good a punishment. I had to laugh when Putin stole West Africa from her and the French a few years back.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)
They' and their supervisors have been assigned an additional week of training at the Waikiki Resort in Hawaii.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (jgF2C)
Posted by: The Internet at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (2Ez/1)
I hope the next one is just as good.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+v1tm)
I keep it in a fanny pack. Hands free.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Harun at August 12, 2026 04:04 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 04:04 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Oh by the way at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (2Ez/1)
We voted for this.
Posted by: Trumpsters at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Woah.......She's a Jabba missing a hut......
https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (2YhKe)
They' and their supervisors have been assigned an additional week of training at the Waikiki Resort in Hawaii.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice a
Freaking Todd!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: Auspex "
Uh, #26 & 29.
We are all NWHG in spirit.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:06 PM (trKrw)
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 04:06 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Also known as at August 12, 2026 04:06 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:07 PM (+v1tm)
I hope the next one is just as good.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+v1tm)
The Bad Lip Reading video of Sarah Huckabee Sanders from Trump's first administration is hilarious. I assume it's still available on YouTube.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 04:07 PM (lFFaq)
I hope the next one is just as good.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+v1tm)
The next one should be a dude in a red fright wig and just hand out empty sheets of paper and answer every question with "I will circle back to you"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)
https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
.......
Thought bubble:
I'm so fat.
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)
Why Eddie?
I like Good Times.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:07 PM (+v1tm)
I heard a rumor that during the filming of "Any Given Sunday," a disagreement between LL Cool J and Jamie Foxx led to a scuffle where Foxx reportedly kicked the crap out of LL.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (2YhKe)
I have no idea how this will play out in court but based on what the Biden Junta did to right leaning orgs I am all for it and I want the news to be full of stories about how giving money to the KKK is a completely normal, legal thing for a leftwing group to do
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (2YhKe)
Ham & Eggers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (OkYzo)
A trend that accelerated under Obama and, by Biden, saw nearly the whole of the federal government actively working against the American people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (3cUTc)
Friday, November 22, 1963
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (+v1tm)
Well, one is dead, so........choices are limited there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (2YhKe)
Yay! Raised cortisol levels and frustration for all! Even more disgust and hatred for the
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (2Ez/1)
Weird.
That’s public information, dingleberry.
Posted by: That Guy at August 12, 2026 04:11 PM (3arSl)
Posted by: Q at August 12, 2026 04:11 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:11 PM (l3cgK)
Ayanna Presley went from a net worth of -18K to $8M in years on a $174K salary in congress.
Amazing how this stuff works isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:12 PM (sKqQm)
They couldn't say shit about it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:12 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (nAS9C)
Faith in the government is the last thing the founders wanted us to have. In fact after rebelling against one, they screwed up making a replacement and ditched it for a better setup.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:12 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: That Guy at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (3arSl)
And yet, I think the Bidens & the Biden autopen minions (and more) were, and remain, Working Families Party socialists.
Biden coveted what Sanders but attacked his presidential campaign differently. Joey emphasized traditional ties to 'working-class families' and trade unions, and held events with distinct labor presence.
Sanders had long built a strong pro-labor platform that helped him earn notable endorsements from national unions. He's still raking them in for his endorsees.
Sanders supports a Green New Deal. So did Biden.
>Ocasio-Cortez, Sanders, Ramirez Reintroduce the Green New Deal for Public Housing Act, August 6, 2026, Press Release (It's back!)
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The WFP cross-endorsed and actively campaigned for Obama during his 2008 presidential run. He also hosted the White House Summit on Working Families in June 2014, focusing on issues like paid family leave, workplace flexibility, and affordable child care.
The Working Families Party (WFP) generally supported Joe Biden’s presidential runs and legislative goals.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (NFX2v)
They couldn't say shit about it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:12 PM (+v1tm)
in true DEI spirit, we should have a deaf press secretary.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: That Guy at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (3arSl)
I thought Bondi's husband had breast cancer?
Posted by: sifty boones
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Are you thinking of Tulsi, whose husband has some kind of cancer?
Posted by: Nothing Happens Bureau at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (XJ22o)
They' and their supervisors have been assigned an additional week of training at the Waikiki Resort in Hawaii.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)
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You forgot to take the fifth on all remaining questions.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (XMAAx)
Sock
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (ZVgZ4)
They' and their supervisors have been assigned an additional week of training at the Waikiki Resort in Hawaii.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)
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You forgot to take the fifth on all remaining questions.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (XMAAx)
Cross-dressing Moulin Rouge agents...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
No, that was the one from West Dakota
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)
How are the moderates "acknowledging" black voters in ways the DSA isn't? Other than not specifically pandering to them with these platitudes or with the stoking of racial grievances ala Jasmine Crockett?
No, the dynamic here is that the DSA isn't really trying to hone in on any races votes specifically, and the black vote is more conservative, so they break for the "moderate" candidate
Moderates don’t boil everything down to class consciousness. I'm Indian American and my community is majority maybe Pete Buttigieg level liberal. I see this trend with a lot of minority communities.
Isnt race a distraction created by the capitalists, and class the truly important thing?
We do not live in a post-racial society yet.
DSA types fail to understand socialism isn’t un popular with white America because capitalist realism or whatever its because they think communism equals gay trans, and race mixing the greatest evil of all to them
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (gEIsK)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 04:17 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:17 PM (ZVgZ4)
Hong hung low
Too funny
Posted by: Skip
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Hong gets the gong.
I'm sure there are tons of funnies out there today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:17 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (+/CWD)
Liberal college kids discover science AND political theory!
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:18 PM (+v1tm)
The right: We should judge people by the content of their character not the color of their skin
The left: That's racist! In fact being color blind is the most racist thing that could be!
Also the left: Why do you rightwingers keep making everything about the color of someone's skin?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:19 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:18 PM (+v1tm)
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Hong Gone Floozy
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:19 PM (XMAAx)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (gEIsK)
mostly just the press, and they had to be spoon fed everything by the deepsters. Heroes!
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)
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AKA Consciousness Of Guilt.
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 04:20 PM (dVpbe)
For the record if we are talking Shakira I'm down for race mixing right now.
OTOH, David French can handle the gay/trans side of things.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm)
That's some authentic
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:21 PM (wrS5m)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM
Fun size.
Like me.
Posted by: Snickers at August 12, 2026 04:21 PM (2Ez/1)
I was assured that nothing will happen. What is this sorcery?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (2ocoG)
Unreal. No one is held accountable or punished.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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These are the only Things Happening I can think of:
- Feeding Our Future fraudsters sentenced & fined (after YEARS of investigation)
- Fraction of illegals being deported
- Some Medicare/Medicaid/etc fraudsters arrested and charged
- Anti-ICE killers sentenced
- Other anti-ICE people charged somewhere maybe
But no one in the Deep State as far as I know has been touched. Anyone enlighten me and Christy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (XJ22o)
I was watching a video by Jason Pargin who is a somewhat reasonable leftist on how race relations were better in the 80s/90s.
He's jumped on the general leftwing bandwagon of, "No things were worse then its just no one black or white knew it at the time!" which is another bit of stupid cognitive dissonance
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (+v1tm)
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It's also not too popular with black Americans.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (XMAAx)
We voted for this.
Posted by: Trumpsters at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Woah.......Se's a Jabba missing a hut......
https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (2YhKe)
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The Sarlacc is gonna need TWO thousand years to digest all that..
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (FZ29D)
Google's been able to match misspellings on that level for 20 years, and AI search does it even better. They're gonna need to try a lot harder if they do this again.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (XJ22o)
All of those people were in the Deep State.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)
Nah. Ford.
/river rouge, a recent art theme
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ian S
Nothing counts as "happened" until someone is convicted of a felony and is in prison serving that sentence.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Potatoe Brain at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (e2lsi)
1) People that don't have much
2) People that don't realize they are in fact rich
and while immoral the former group is understandable - why not just steal from your neighbors instead of working yourself?
But the latter group? I'm surrounded by these people. They are in the top 10% of wage earners and live in multimillion dollar houses and for some reason believe they are working class so they'll get MORE stuff when the revolution comes
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (+v1tm)
Google's been able to match misspellings on that level for 20 years, and AI search does it even better. They're gonna need to try a lot harder if they do this again.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)
They type in the searches for the FoIA requests. I suppose this should end.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (YjkhO)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)
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One Word:
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 04:25 PM (dVpbe)
(((ActBlue is having a record-breaking year for a midterm cycle in 2026, pulling in massive small-dollar donor hauls that surpass all previous non-presidential quarters in the organization's history.)))
JUSTICE!!!!
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)
https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL
Posted by: Sponge
Avast! I've spotted the beast!
Posted by: Captain Ahab at August 12, 2026 04:26 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)
With socialism, everyone thinks THEY will be the one passing out things to the 'social groups'. In the USSR it was the Politburo that got the Dachas, not the workers.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:26 PM (uhVAy)
That's a goalpost move. "Nothing will happen" originally meant nobody would even be arrested.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:26 PM (2ocoG)
Honestly I don't think we have to go that far.
Right now this kind of crap in incentivized, yes, even still under Trump.
Chris Wray a career civil servant is some how worth $20M.
The first step is just end this crap where people in government get access to all sorts of deals and no show side jobs.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (4csOi)
You don't want them on a chain gang, because a future Donk President or GOP squish will pardon them.
You want them to "flee the country to avoid prosecution", and never be seen or heard from again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (1z8ji)
Why is Wray not standing in front of a firing squad?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)
Firing squad my ass. Too honorable.
A Short Drop and a Sudden Stop
Hemp Necktie
Black Jack Ketchum Special (my personal favorite)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (y9nCu)
JUSTICE!!!!
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)
I thought all their staff quit a while ago to avoid questioning.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:28 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Comma Company at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)
They'll be getting things. 9 and 7.62...
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (+v1tm)
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Unless DoJ is using this haul to collect evidence for the largest money laundering arrest in history in time for maximum effect for the midterms, then this just sucks.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (gEIsK)
(((ActBlue is having a record-breaking year for a midterm cycle in 2026, pulling in massive small-dollar donor hauls that surpass all previous non-presidential quarters in the organization's history.)))
I remember diving into some act blue donations and it is hillarious how obvious it is fraud.
$5-$12 donations at random intervals to various candidates. Really? Not weekly, not biweekly, not monthly just random intervals of trivial amounts and thousands of people doing it.
Makes no sense from a real individual donations perspective - you aren't giving a bulk sum and you aren't donating based off of how you got paid.
But it makes perfect sense if someone is laundering large amounts of money through a bunch of nominal individual citizen accounts...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)
A Short Drop and a Sudden Stop
Hemp Necktie
Black Jack Ketchum Special (my personal favorite)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM
May I suggest an alternative?
Posted by: zombie Vlad Tepes at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (0sNs1)
These people flee the country the way Roman Polanski flees the country.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (+v1tm)
Outside the Beltway and not on "Meet the Press" = Siberia.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)
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China probably has record donations, then.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (XMAAx)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Ian S
I appreciate arrests, and think they're an important step...but ultimately they don't amount to the consequences we need to see. We've see way too many traitors and criminals arrested, only to have charges dropped, sweetheart plea deals remove consequences, corrupt judges intervene, etc.
Posted by: Captain Ahab at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (+/CWD)
These people flee the country the way Roman Polanski flees the country.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (+v1tm)
If Delta runs out of targets in the GWOT, I have a list.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:32 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)
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Just some of the executives trying to avoid testifying. They surely still have a hand in operations (unofficially)...and they are packing in the $ as fast as possible and probably skipping a few safety precautions in the process. I assure you that a portion of the Welfare/Medical care / Pre-school/ Hospice FRAUD is making it's way back to them in tiny bundles that don't require FEC scrutiny. By about a month before the mid-terms the DNC will be reporting a massive windfall of grassroots donations instead of a $2 Million debt. And, the Republicans are content to let it happen. They already had their Kabuki performance, one show only.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)
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Yes, and from what I've heard of that, you have to put in voluminous batches of mispellings to make sure they didn't pull this kind of trick.
Because, yes, that's how FOIA search works.
(Protecting the corrupt).
And yes, you have to wait until all searches are done and each search is a different "case", again, from what I've heard about the process.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (XMAAx)
According to....
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)
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ActBlu's own filings and press releases. You might think that's a bias source, and it is. But, it's also a felony if proved otherwise.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 04:41 PM (dIske)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (+v1tm)
Which is why it was in scare quotes...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 04:25 PM (dVpbe)
Where is Barbara Billingsley now that we need her?!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 12, 2026 05:54 PM (pE12i)
Massachusetts Becomes the Tenth Blue State to Authorize Abortions Up Until the Moment of Crowning
Safe, legal, and rare you guys.
Democratic Gov. Maura Healey was met with applause and smiles as she signed away Massachusetts' gestational limits on abortion, making the deep-blue state the 10th to permit the procedure up to birth. Under the Prioritizing Patient Access to Care Act, health care workers will have greater discretion in determining whether to perform an abortion later in pregnancy, without facing legal penalties under the state's previous restrictions. Healey said the law is intended to ensure families facing medical complications late in pregnancy can abort their babies in Massachusetts rather than having to travel out of state. Those complications can include maternal health complications and fatal diagnoses. During the bill signing, Healey pledged to keep abortion safe, legal and accessible in Massachusetts for as long as she remains governor.Oh, they dropped the "rare" and replaced it with "accessible," meaning "convenient." Which is the opposite of "rare." 7-Elevens are not rare.
Fox News is so liberal. There is no "can" here. Late-term abortions must involve dismembering and decapitating the baby, because the baby is now too large to pass through the birth canal without an actual birth.
"We believe that health care decisions should be made between women and families and their doctors, not politicians," Healey said. "Abortion will remain safe. It will remain legal, and it will remain accessible here in Massachusetts. That's my commitment to you." The bill is scheduled to take effect in 90 days. Previously, state law generally prohibited abortions after 24 weeks, with limited exceptions. Massachusetts now joins Alaska, Colorado, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico, Oregon and Vermont in removing gestational age limits on abortion, along with the District of Columbia. ... SBA Pro-Life America President Marjorie Dannenfelser condemned the signing of the "egregious" law in a statement Monday, arguing that late-term abortions can involve dismemberment of the fetus.
"It should shock the conscience that tens of thousands of unborn Americans are barbarically dismembered limb by limb and torn apart every single year," she said. "Sadly, that number will only increase with Gov. Healey's approval of the Abortion Up Until Birth Bill. The GOP must abandon the 'leave it to the states' position -- a stance that permits egregious late-term abortion laws like this one -- and advance national protections for unborn children." ... The other countries that allow such procedures include Australia, Canada, China, Guinea-Bissau, Mexico, South Korea and Vietnam, according to SBA.
A blue state just legalized abortion up until birth.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 11, 2026
Surrounded by applauding women, Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signed a sweeping abortion bill Monday that removes the state’s gestational age limit, giving health care providers greater discretion to perform abortions later… pic.twitter.com/ZtDIgWwVMC
Two years ago, Kamala Harris and the Democrats called it “ridiculous” that Republicans accused them of wanting abortions up until birth.
— Joey Salads (@JoeySalads) August 11, 2026
Today 10 states allow just that. pic.twitter.com/EEqj3s6VRd
BREAKING NEWS: They were lying again. pic.twitter.com/D7usXR1myA
— MAZE (@mazemoore) August 12, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Pamazon at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (b5MGU)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 12, 2026 02:18 PM (rjg+P)
Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 12, 2026 02:19 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 12, 2026 02:19 PM (OUMaO)
Complications = "The loser I fucked in a drunken stupor and got me pregnant doesn't wuv me anymore [sobs]"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: The FINAL Final Solution at August 12, 2026 02:21 PM (qUkBO)
Ace - I think that should be birth canal
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)
Posted by: H at August 12, 2026 02:22 PM (cpYEo)
Also interesting how many abortionists are gay guys. Almost as if they hate women and want to damage them as thoroughly as possible.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)
Apparently it's never too late for birth control.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (S0M0K)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:24 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: The FINAL Final Solution
They can try. In fact, I pray they do try.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:24 PM (xHe0y)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:24 PM (uhVAy)
I'm reading the John Adams book that was the basis for the HBO series, and it's such a bummer that the cradle of the American revolution has been completely subverted by gay race communism.
Lots of natural beauty in the state, but like CA the Democrats are trying as hard as possible to make it unlivable for anyone but them.
Posted by: MrUNIVAC at August 12, 2026 02:24 PM (7COU4)
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)
Apparently it's never too late for birth control.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (asFP3)
The ultimate last minute form of birth control. Beyond sickening.
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (S0M0K)
Lotsa men secretly applauding too, or at least doing the old dodged-a-bullet "whew" thing.
It's insane that there's a much easier, cheaper, and more readily accessible solution to all these unwanted pregnancies. It's called "birth control." There are like 10 different birth control methods. Just pick one.
But nah. The lefty solution to unwanted pregnancies is to murder the baby and in many cases carve it up like bacon.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
BTW, we're taking over more of your Healthcare.
/ the part she didn't say out loud
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (xHe0y)
This is why most countries ban it after 6 months - you've know you were pregnant either get an abortion before that or you can't
Why would someone want to wait and then do it with the child is now viable?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Satan at August 12, 2026 02:26 PM (asFP3)
And the pizza shop you wanted to go into without have gotten the clot shot you racist NAZI bot
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 02:26 PM (l4RKn)
Also interesting how many abortionists are gay guys. Almost as if they hate women and want to damage them as thoroughly as possible.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (lFFaq)
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And lesbians. My message to straight ladies: never take advice from lesbians. They do not have your interests in mind.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)
BTW, we're taking over more of your Healthcare.
/ the part she didn't say out loud
Posted by: man
Men/husbands/boyfriends not included.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:27 PM (xHe0y)
Every single one of them surrounding that table is rotten. They are zealots. There's no ethically or medically defensible reason for this law. They love it because it reduces restrictions on abortion.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 02:27 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:27 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: 18-1
More to eat.
Posted by: Democrat at August 12, 2026 02:27 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (ypoHM)
Homo Molechus happened.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (+v1tm)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (ypoHM)
I hate you.
I tried for a few minutes and gave up. I hate you.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (asFP3)
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And there's evidence that pain can be felt at as little as 15 weeks, maybe even less.
Pre Dobbs, my state required that the abortionist at least cause "fetal demise" before performing a D&C, which involved injecting potassium chloride into the heart, digoxin into the amniotic fluid, or severing the cord. PP forum shopped for a friendly federal judge and got the law struck down on the grounds that it created an unreasonable burden for abortionists to learn those procedures.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (XuXeR)
Correct. This procedure is *at least* as dangerous to the mother, leaving aside the guaranteed fatality to the baby, as any complications would be.
It's disturbing how many doctors in gynecology act like abortion is the one and only solution to all difficulties. There's a reason Hippocrates specifically forbade it along with the general "do no harm". Apparently, many medical schools no longer administer the oath at all. Something I think prospective patients should have a right to know.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (r13UX)
This argument is ridiculous because an abortion doctor will never ever advise against an abortion. Not ever. And many states have laws in place to hide abortion decisions from husbands and boyfriends. So it's really just one woman's decision.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)
There are so many heritage American scum bags if you haven't been there you would not believe it...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:30 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Democrat at August 12, 2026 02:30 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (+v1tm)
Post-3rd trimester. Gestational overtime.
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (S0M0K)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (asFP3)
Wait, Hector has been deported?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (WOnE5)
White women.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (XuXeR)
Not one black or Hispanic woman in that crowd. There may be one Asian woman there.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (0CU3H)
This is a lie.
It is intended to allow for any and all abortions, regardless, because it's a doctor's decision if they want to or not. There are no limitations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)
Very true.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (lFFaq)
This is why most countries ban it after 6 months - you've know you were pregnant either get an abortion before that or you can't
Why would someone want to wait and then do it with the child is now viable?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)
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I think three reasons:
1. Outright laziness and procrastination.
2. There are women who like the "thrill" and attention of being pregnant, but aren't really committed to the baby. In the first 6 months, it's not really "real." But as the due date approaches, it becomes very real -- too real. So they panic and do the unthinkable.
3. I think the baby daddy plays into #2. He too might be caught up in being a father -- or at least feigning it -- until shit gets real. Then he's out the door. Girl is now abandoned, panics, and does the unthinkable.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
White women.
Which is funny because abortion overwhelmingly kills black babies. Margaret Sanger would love it.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:32 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: morigu at August 12, 2026 02:32 PM (JuZ3M)
Posted by: Sid at August 12, 2026 02:32 PM (yzl9t)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:33 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 02:33 PM (Jr5Lq)
Homo Molechus happened.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (+v1tm)
Sadly, this is not the case. History shows the human capacity for evil repeatedly. That's why you can never just 'go along'.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:33 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
.......
But they do throw the best "Tupperware" parties. IYKWIM
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 02:34 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 02:34 PM (LHPAg)
No one hates women more than women.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:34 PM (XuXeR)
Unfortunately, the Supreme Court already ruled against that possibility.
When they overturned Roe v. Wade-- which set a national policy for allowing abortion-- the Supes basically said, "Nope, Roe v. Wade is unconstitutional, becuase there can't be any nationwide law regarding abortion." That ruling cuts both ways. It eliminated Roe v. Wade thereby allowing many pro-lifer states t set pro-life policies, but it also by the same measure allow pro-abortion states to set whatever pro-abortion laws they want.
It's just going to have to be a state-by-state battle from here on out. We're probably going to have to endure living in a country with states that allow abortion up until birth..
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 02:34 PM (Av6i5)
If only people had been screaming this was their goal for the last of 22 years or so....
Posted by: sven at August 12, 2026 02:34 PM (Int1s)
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To see if it's sid
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:34 PM (asFP3)
It probably was. Most abortionists are too incompetent to practice actual medicine. I wouldn't let one work on a pet I was fond of, much less a person.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:34 PM (lFFaq)
They really are going extinct as a voter base, provided we can keep all the invaders out of our country.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:35 PM (r13UX)
I now have a better list of states to shrug my shoulders about when the next natural disasters or terrorist attacks happen.
Massachusetts now joins Alaska, Colorado, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico, Oregon and Vermont.
Throw in New York, California, and Rhode Island and you got yourself a fine mess of don't give a shit what happens to them.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:35 PM (EgBjZ)
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But Democrats are worried some "extremists" might try to take over!!
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:35 PM (asFP3)
There are so many heritage American scum bags if you haven't been there you would not believe it...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)
I have been there, and I do believe it.
The South Coast area (Fall River/New Bedford) is semi-sane; virtually everywhere else in the state has terminal wokeism.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 12, 2026 02:35 PM (jGGMD)
Birth strait. Delivery channel.
Posted by: gp
The hemi-cloaca.
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 02:35 PM (Av6i5)
Doctors who idolize Kermit Gosnell
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2026 02:36 PM (S0M0K)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:36 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 02:36 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:37 PM (2YhKe)
They really are going extinct as a voter base, provided we can keep all the invaders out of our country.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:35 PM (r13UX)
Leftists are born when they enter a liberal highschool or university. Children still are uncorrupted at the core for the most part.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:37 PM (uhVAy)
The hemi-cloaca.
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 02:35 PM (Av6i5)
"You're gettin' a Hemi!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:37 PM (2YhKe)
Unfortunately, the Supreme Court already ruled against that possibility.
When they overturned Roe v. Wade-- which set a national policy for allowing abortion-- the Supes basically said, "Nope, Roe v. Wade is unconstitutional, becuase there can't be any nationwide law regarding abortion." That ruling cuts both ways. It eliminated Roe v. Wade thereby allowing many pro-lifer states t set pro-life policies, but it also by the same measure allow pro-abortion states to set whatever pro-abortion laws they want.
It's just going to have to be a state-by-state battle from here on out. We're probably going to have to endure living in a country with states that allow abortion up until birth..
Posted by: zombie
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I never really understood the logic that overturning Roe vs Wade would fix everything.
I predicted ages ago, that if states could vote on this, basically all 50 states would vote on some form of legalized abortion.
I would even say the abortion laws overall got way worse, sadly
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:37 PM (r13UX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (WOnE5)
White women.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (XuXeR)
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Which is ironic because white woman -- especially affluent white women like those in the video -- are almost statistically never gonna want or need an abortion.
Abortion is overwhelmingly a black and latina thing, mostly in the lower income brackets.
These AWFuLs cheering on abortions are channeling Margaret Sanger: they're cheering on poor minority ladies carrying out their own genocide. Sick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (mkw2N)
Spay a leftist
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (ypoHM)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: sifty boones
What is a "Rhode Island"?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (HYpDC)
Posted by: Oldcat
==
People tend to land on their parent's politics and values. It's a really high ratio, like 80%.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (r13UX)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:32 PM (asFP3)
There's a reason "Islam is right about women" is one of the guaranteed ways to blue-screen a leftist.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (DZ9Lv)
Commonsense, moderate Democratic policy on abortion:
No restrictions
No exemptions
No alternatives
No opposition
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (O0L8i)
Evil never sleeps. Evil is the default setting of history.
We locked two generations of our best overseas when we should have been burning this horseshit to the ground.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (EgBjZ)
I would even say the abortion laws overall got way worse, sadly
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:37 PM (r13UX)
Events have borne this out, unfortunately, at least here in MO.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/)
Not sick. Evil. Very, very evil.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 12, 2026 02:40 PM (gm9Sb)
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They will be if the commies have their way.
Maybe they'll force 7-Elevens to start offering abortion services in order to stay in business.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 02:40 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (O0L8i)
Mythical postage stamp with a bunch of commie fags living on it.
Where Narnia dumps its septic tank.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (EgBjZ)
Posted by: Oldcat
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People tend to land on their parent's politics and values. It's a really high ratio, like 80%.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (r13UX)
There's entire web sites of pictures of a kid going off to college looking normal and then a picture 2 years later being cut up, pierced and tatted. That ratio isn't good enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (uhVAy)
They've turned their divine gift to create and nurture life into a ghoulish obsession for causing and encouraging death--of the very most innocent lives of all.
This is what the witchcraft of man and worship of demons turns women into.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (3cUTc)
Also the left: We have to bring rapists and murderers into our country because they can't get on welfare back home
Also, also the left: Oh and we need end capital punishment because even serial killers have a right to life
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
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Trust the science, you guys. This is the equivalent to murdering someone if they dare to try and get out of the local swimming pool.
Incidentally, who wants to start the betting pool on the application of Euthanasia on minors of they become too much of a burden on the parent's lifestyle?
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (dIske)
They cheer the mutilation of children for their gender bender wants. What's the death of a fully developed to them?
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: connected and litigious at August 12, 2026 02:42 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/)
Not sick. Evil. Very, very evil.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (lFFaq)
Note that Sanger is one of their heroes.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:42 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2026 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 02:43 PM (EZtVN)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 02:43 PM (mkw2N)
Also the left: We have to bring rapists and murderers into our country because they can't get on welfare back home
Also, also the left: Oh and we need end capital punishment because even serial killers have a right to life
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
Yes, the Dems platform of killing the innocent to protect the most guilty has always been ghastly.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
Homo Molechus happened.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (+v1tm)
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Every single one of them has a devil on their shoulder whispering sweet nothings into their ear...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 02:44 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (OkYzo)
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And they'd gleeful put us all in boxcars to concentration camps for out-of-the extermination. Demons, the whole fucking stinking lot of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Google AI sez: "The United States has approximately 12,172 to 13,247 7-Eleven stores (including corporate and franchised locations of 7-Eleven, Speedway, and Stripes)"
But the good news is that Casey's is catching up, with around 2,950 stores across 19 states. Go Casey's!
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 02:44 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (XvL8K)
This is the slippery slope that has allowed the debate to move from: Life is precious, to some changing definition of viability and humanness or whatever.
I don't care whether the baby can feel pain. He or she is a human being and deserves our protection.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 02:44 PM (l4RKn)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:44 PM (EgBjZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 12, 2026 02:45 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 02:44 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Casey's pizza is surprisingly good.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (FZ29D)
That is going to be the main way to try to save babies
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)
It's like when one chicken store says their chicken is "hot, crispy, and delicious," and the next says theirs is "cold, soggy, and bland."
It's all the same, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (BI5O2)
I would even say the abortion laws overall got way worse, sadly
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:37 PM (r13UX)
Events have borne this out, unfortunately, at least here in MO.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (jGGMD)
I don't think that's quite true. Most states have very few or no abortion centers. MO only had one, i recall. It is an industry in very few areas.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (uhVAy)
That's what happened with his new cat. The daughter brought it home, it was acted crazy and weird, they called up the pound, who said, "Oh, yeah, when we fixed her, she was about to give birth, so we terminated it. Mama cats kinds go crazy for a whole when that happened because their hormones spin out of control."
He told me all this as we watched the cat indeed acting insane in his yard - -yowling, digging random holes and looking in them (apparent for the lost kittens), alternately hissing and puring and nothing, etc. It was really sad to watch.
Anyway, the whole pintis, while telling me this, he dug himself into a verbal hole and couldn't think of a word other than "abortion" to describe what the pund had done to the cat. But he didn't want to say it.
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (Av6i5)
One out of the 3 is all that they really wanted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:44 PM (EgBjZ)
While National Review and much of the GOP cheers
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:47 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 02:47 PM (wOO3z)
Ask a Democrat whether a live birth in the course of an abortion is now a child with rights. You won't get a straight answer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 02:47 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (uhVAy)
Happened to my Middlest Kidlet. Drop dead gorgeous, and not just me saying so, but autistic and found the attention she automatically got to be creepy and frightening. Got away from home and got a new group of "friends" who told her they had a solution to all that. She's very smart, but super gullible, and believed every word.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:47 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 02:48 PM (EZtVN)
That is going to be the main way to try to save babies
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)
Those stories have been around since the 70s, I heard it all because the Catholics kept us informed on what it was about, even us kids. The political machine has perfected the suppression of information in that way due to the abortion lobby.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:48 PM (uhVAy)
White women.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (XuXeR)
See also: Trained seals
Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 02:48 PM (SjAWL)
As a Midwestern-born resident of a place I like less, I love the advance of Casey's. But I'm distraught at the demise of Kum and Go.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:49 PM (EgBjZ)
White women.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (XuXeR)
See also: Trained seals
Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 02:48 PM
Liberal white women.
Posted by: G. Orwell at August 12, 2026 02:49 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (Av6i5)
________
"Fuck you, ya wanker"
-- Brian Setzer
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)
White women.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 02:29 PM (XuXeR)
See also: Trained seals
Posted by: TxAnn at
You'll be hearing from our lawyers!
-Trained seals Local 647
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 02:49 PM (YZ0Fo)
Unmarried women aren't really...they are married to Uncle Sugar and will do whatever Uncle Sugar says.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (uhVAy)
There were more abortions in 2025 than there were before Roe was struck down.
1,126,000, which was up from 2024, which was up from 2023, which was up from 2022.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:50 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: alanon at August 12, 2026 02:50 PM (tpsNe)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)
Anyway, the whole pintis, while telling me this, he dug himself into a verbal hole and couldn't think of a word other than "abortion" to describe what the pund had done to the cat. But he didn't want to say it.
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (Av6i5)
its called grieving. My cats grieve when their friends and companions die as much as I do.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:51 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 12, 2026 02:51 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 02:51 PM (mkw2N)
I have a suspicion. But it's not something I dwell on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 02:51 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Azz at August 12, 2026 02:39 PM (jwV5
Eerily specific.
Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 02:51 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2026 02:52 PM (83sl1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 02:48 PM (EZtVN)
Unless their hero Fauci was doing it....
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:52 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 02:52 PM (bX16E)
We've gone from that to...well, baby daddy turned out to be an asshole so time to kill his baby...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: SamIam at August 12, 2026 02:53 PM (wlfXV)
Casey's pizza is surprisingly good.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 02:46 PM (FZ29D)
It has no choice but to be better than Hunt Brother's........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 02:53 PM (qtfk+)
Crowley beat Wong in WI because undecided DEMs broke heavily for Crowley. The reason they give is "concerns about Wong's electability."
I hate it when DEMs show any sign of common sense like that.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 02:53 PM (RCjYY)
They cheer the mutilation of children for their gender bender wants. What's the death of a fully developed to them?
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 02:41 PM (OkYzo)
What'll be interesting to see is how they react to the outcome of the Lindsay Clancy trial.
This is a high profile case where the mother, suffering from post partum depression, killed her 3 children, including an 8 month old. Then she tried to commit suicide (unsuccessfully) by slitting her throat and wrists then doing a "peter pan" out the top floor window of their house.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 12, 2026 02:53 PM (N39Ws)
One out of the 3 is all that they really wanted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Taxpayer paid!
That was always their goal as they ere driven by PP.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 12, 2026 02:53 PM (7PtGv)
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The GOP never did the rhetorical or intellectual work on repealing Roe v. Wade--even though every Republican running for federal office since Reagan promised to repeal it.
Because none of them really believed what they said.
And none of them ever expected it to happen.
But, boy-howdy, what a nice, throw-away line they all could use to pretend to be conservative and get the vote of the religious.
I mean, look at how they all sputter and short-circuit now when asked now about abortion?
All they ever had was repeating the phrases someone else coined--they never believed abortion was an evil.
One candidate actually believed what he said:
Donald J. Trump
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 02:53 PM (3cUTc)
But these same conservative women are first to be all up in the news when they're the ones who need an abortion. You know, cuz the only moral abortion is their abortion.
By leaving it up to the states the issue has become even more polarized. Perfectly legal women's health in one state can get you prison time or even the death penalty in another. We won't last long as a country like this. TRUST DOCTORS.
Look at Gov Healey's signing ceremony. Are we sure this is good for women’s health I don’t see any men in the video making decisions?!?! /s
Our side tried mightily to compromise and reason this out to a system with checks and balances. The other side just said, "Fuck you. My way or nothing. And, my way is nothing." Reap what you sowed.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 02:54 PM (+/CWD)
I have a suspicion. But it's not something I dwell on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 02:51 PM (2Cry5)
________
See my comment above for some suggestions ....
We will never get anything approaching accurate statistics for late-term because the NPC coding is that 100% of late-term abortions are because of serious health issues, and not at all because of the "mother's" convenience.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Biergood at August 12, 2026 02:54 PM (PwgSL)
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Slavery was worth fighting a civil war over.
But abortion is something we should resolve with talk and acceptance, apparently.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 12, 2026 02:54 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:49 PM (EgBjZ)
You don't think they'd just exempt themselves like they have from everything else. The first time that happened the doors of congress needed to be sealed closed until those who voted for it were executed and replaced.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 02:54 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:55 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:55 PM (EgBjZ)
1,126,000, which was up from 2024, which was up from 2023, which was up from 2022.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:50 PM (AdHga)
Not surprising, they had to rally the troops around the only thing they could agree upon, owning the red staters by killing their kids.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)
Next hurdle is post-birth abortion.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (l3cgK)
One out of the 3 is all that they really wanted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
And yet, it's not really all that safe. How many deaths have there been on abortion tables in the last year?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
==
"Not politicians...or the full-term babies themselves!!"
This is sickness beyond anything I can comprehend. A full-term baby abortion is pure and simple murder. I wouldn't want to be any of these ghastly, irredeemable people when they face judgement day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: RS at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (GYx3d)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (asFP3)
Andrew Kaczynski
@KFILE
How much of Hong’s loss can be attributed to her bizarre decision to spend the last 10 days of the campaign responding to questions about abolishing the police or Thanksgiving abolition? She could’ve just not gone on national TV.
MeliAndee
@meliandee
Andrew: why couldn’t she have just hid her crazy for a few days?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (l3cgK)
That's what 'immigrants' are for.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe)
We will never get anything approaching accurate statistics for late-term because the NPC coding is that 100% of late-term abortions are because of serious health issues, and not at all because of the "mother's" convenience.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
Convenience has always been a serious health issue in the abortion game. Since day 1.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)
In the LA mayor race and a number of other high profile elections they told us the flood of votes for the leftwing candidate was because those are last minute mail in voters.
Here they say its because that demographic is instead moderate, not left.
Let me suggest in both cases those weren't real votes.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
It sickens me to think of how many abortions the Kennedys and Swalwell-types in Congress have generated in 250 years.
They won't even let us see how many payoffs they have made to keep people quiet.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 02:57 PM (EgBjZ)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:57 PM (asFP3)
Next hurdle is post-birth abortion.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (l3cgK)
Didn't they pass that law in Virginia already?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:58 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:57 PM (asFP3)
Beasts from the depths of Hell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:58 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 02:59 PM (O0L8i)
Let me suggest in both cases those weren't real votes.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
But they were useful votes, which is enough for a leftist.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: ...
Beating them with broomsticks I could get behind.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:59 PM (xHe0y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 02:59 PM (wOO3z)
I have a suspicion. But it's not something I dwell on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'll just say it:
Fat teenage black girls who didn't even realize they were pregnant. That's what accounts for at least half of these 8th-month abortions.
The whole argument about "doctors are afraid to perform necessary medical procedures because they're afraid of being accused of performing a late-term abortion" is a total lie, a fake narrative. That almost never happens. What does happen is that dumb girls don;'t even know they;'re pregnant (or don't want to admit it to themselves or anyone else) until they eventually realize that pretending the problem doesn't exist doesn't make the problem go away.
But the Left doesn't mind this fact at all because the whole original purpoe of legalizing abortion was to decrease the number of black babies, a key part of Margret Sanger's eugenics movement.
Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2026 03:00 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 03:00 PM (l3cgK)
Geraldo Rivera Calls On Trump To Apologize For "Shithole Countries" Remark
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This is now.
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Expelling Haitian immigrants is sending them straight to hell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 03:01 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ATM at August 12, 2026 03:01 PM (e2lsi)
And yet, it's not really all that safe. How many deaths have there been on abortion tables in the last year?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
Well since soon they will have to wrestle down the 6 foot 5 linebacker for the 16 year post birth abortion procedures soon to come, they aren't likely to get a better group of doctors.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)
There never, ever was a problem of "deadbeat" dads.
It was sloven rakes who shacked up with a loser she knew was a loser and now she engages in emotional blackmail of religious men, claiming that she's akin to widow and entitled to their sympathies.
No.
Why are the resources of the state being used to protect them from the consequences of their choices?
Your daughter is not going to suffer that fate, why do you support laws that reward other women who've made poor choices?
If women can terminate the baby, men should have the right to terminate any support.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:01 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 03:03 PM (bX16E)
And yet, it's not really all that safe. How many deaths have there been on abortion tables in the last year?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
_________
Post-Roe deaths were about the same as pre-Roe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 03:03 PM (O0L8i)
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But that already existed, in fact this law removed the medical requirements. Someone on that side needs to tell me what the difference is between this or the day after birth. This is beyond disturbing.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
what does that mean for premature babies?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I was one. I am so thankful for my parents.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 03:04 PM (xHe0y)
I really don't see how "coexist" or "live and let live" is even an option anymore.
If I'm getting there, a maybe 4-5 on the crazy scale, I know the real crazies are there already and have a pot of coffee brewing.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:04 PM (4csOi)
Fat teenage black girls who didn't even realize they were pregnant. That's what accounts for at least half of these 8th-month abortions.
There's no way you make it nearly that far in pregnancy without knowing. The Left just wants no restrictions or consequences for their initiatives, and aborting babies is one of their touchstones. How the managed to brainwash so many women into supporting it to this extreme is horrifying. I get women wanting access to early abortion, even if they think it’s wrong, but third trimester? Barbaric.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 03:04 PM (+/CWD)
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But that already existed, in fact this law removed the medical requirements. Someone on that side needs to tell me what the difference is between this or the day after birth. This is beyond disturbing.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
There was a Virginia law a few years back that did mention post birth abortions. Wonder what happened to that.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)
Expelling Haitian immigrants is sending them straight to hell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 03:01 PM (ndZc7)
Someone should simply reply: Shut the f*ck up, clown.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:05 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at
You, my friend, couldn’t be more wrong.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
I've seen feminists field this answer many times and the answer is always its (D)ifferent when we want to be free of responsibilities versus men
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm)
These people are sick assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:05 PM (wOO3z)
(AI Overview) Recent large-scale clinical studies publish that when extremely premature infants born at 23 weeks receive active, aggressive neonatal resuscitation and treatment, their survival-to-discharge rate is approximately 55% to 58%.
Survival chances increase incrementally with every single day a pregnancy continues at this stage. A baby born at 23 weeks and 6 days has a statistically higher chance of survival than a baby born at 23 weeks and 0 days.
Among the 23-week micro-preemies who survive, studies track that about half grow up with no or mild neurological disabilities, while the remaining portion may face moderate to severe long-term health challenges (such as chronic lung issues or developmental delays).
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According to the Pennsylvania Department of Health and the state's Abortion Control Act, abortion is legally restricted after 23 weeks and 6 days of pregnancy (often cited as a 24-week limit), unless two physicians certify it's necessary for the health of mother.
I don't agree at all with 24 weeks for a routine limitation, either.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 03:06 PM (NFX2v)
It is full of Haitians
So then what does bringing in mass numbers of Haitians do to the US?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 02:47 PM (wOO3z)
________________________
I've got an outlier for your. I live near a gas station that makes fantastic fried chicken & a local pizza place worked out a deal to have a little mini-counter at that same gas station to sell nothing but pizzas...and they are also, fantastic. I'm surprised we don't see more of that. It's a limited overhead with a captive customer base that allows customers to hit two buttons with one stop.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 03:06 PM (dIske)
Posted by: jen the original at August 12, 2026 03:06 PM (EiUt/)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:06 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:07 PM (4csOi)
Not just for women, and I don't want to put it all on them because many are young and fooled when they have abortion, but on society as a whole.
A human life (the most precious thing in the world) is totally dependent on the mother, but they have to make some sacrifice and pay the piper for their own decision to have sex. They can accept responsibility and some sacrifice (honestly 9 months is not a life sentence.) They can accept providence and the path their life is now on.
Or they can kill it. Easy peasy.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 12, 2026 03:07 PM (7PtGv)
We spent weeks discussing her baby and our services, while her "friends" at work tried to collect enough money to send her to another state to kill the child. No medical problems, no reason other than "I'm all alone and I can't have a baby right now."
But eventually she softened. I remember the moment when she looked at us and said, "It will be just the two of us, but I will do this for my daughter."
A few months ago I had the privilege of attending this little girl's first birthday party. I love this work!
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2026 03:08 PM (wmpJF)
- zombie
The odds of this happening are beyond rare, but let’s say it happens. So what? That baby is viable. It is a known consequence of certain behaviors.
I might suggest if you are able to get pregnant, maybe don’t have sex unless you are ready to have a baby.
And I don’t mean you- I mean the general you.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 03:09 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: jen the original at August 12, 2026 03:06 PM (EiUt/)
leftist Larry Flynt when being charged with pornography in Ohio for, you know, running a porn magazine, sent everyone in the city of Cincinnati suburbs a pamphlet of horribly shot up Vietnam war dead. I got it before my younger brothers and sisters.
Maggots, all of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:09 PM (uhVAy)
Also the left: Burdened with a child?!? F*ck that and in fact this abortion better be taxpayer funded!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Emmie at August 12, 2026 03:10 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2026 03:08 PM (wmpJF)
Thank you so much for being there for that woman and her baby.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:10 PM (lFFaq)
@GeraldoRivera
Expelling Haitian immigrants is sending them straight to hell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 03:01 PM (ndZc7)
Gerry.. Why should we allow them to turn Our Country to hell... They can go back to their own...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 03:11 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: sifty boones
Try hanging out on Substack sometime. There's stuff there that makes us look like bleeding hearts.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 12, 2026 03:11 PM (OUMaO)
The left created some serious issues when they dropped God from their lives. They created false idols (fauci dolls/prayer candles) and are running false prophets for national office (talerico/sayed).
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 03:11 PM (cpFbA)
- zombie
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There was recently a case of a trans "man" dying of treatments because "he" was pregnant and the doctors did not know his true sex and thus were unaware of what it would do to a pregnant woman.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy)
Also the left: Burdened with a child?!? F*ck that and in fact this abortion better be taxpayer funded!
Posted by: 18-10
Brown foreign immigrant babies >>>>>>> American babies born to current citizens.
Posted by: AWFLs at August 12, 2026 03:12 PM (+/CWD)
I cannot understand women- if you're fat- not knowing you are pregnant - they didn't teach you about menstrual periods in school health class? And waiting till the ninth month to have an abortion ?!! Reprehensible. Surely there would be some childless people who would love to adopt your baby. Maura Healy and the women supporting this are evil ghouls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 03:12 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 03:09 PM (bX16E)
Do these children deserve to be murdered?
Posted by: Emmie at August 12, 2026 03:13 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 03:13 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Oldcat
As nature intended.
Posted by: Charles Darwin at August 12, 2026 03:13 PM (+/CWD)
A few years ago the FNM announced the world's first pregnant man.
It was a woman cosplaying as a man.
How did she get pregnant? PIV sex with her husband.
So...she wasn't the first pregnant man she was the 10billionith or whatever pregnant woman.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
And I don’t mean you- I mean the general you.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
They can go to their local Planned Parenthood or clinic and get a script for birth control and get it cheap.
They just choose not to prioritize it because they've been conditioned to f*ck anything with a dick, let them stay inside and daddy government will fix it.
Some communities have been royally f*cked by the media and the government.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)
I cannot understand women- if you're fat- not knowing you are pregnant - they didn't teach you about menstrual periods in school health class? And waiting till the ninth month to have an abortion ?!! Reprehensible. Surely there would be some childless people who would love to adopt your baby. Maura Healy and the women supporting this are evil ghouls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 03:12 PM (wmzkx)
I understand from people I know who were trying that it is difficult to impossible to adopt cross race in America these last 4-5 decades
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: jen the original at August 12, 2026 03:06 PM (EiUt/)
In my experience they are even more horrified by beautiful pictures of the healthy kids that escaped their clutches.
When we're on the sidewalk in front of PP, I make sure to show those pictures to their "escorts" whose job is to prevent us from saving those children.
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2026 03:14 PM (wmpJF)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:14 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: jen the original at August 12, 2026 03:15 PM (EiUt/)
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2026 03:08 PM
You actually saved a human life, not many people can say that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 03:15 PM (cpFbA)
That's wonderful. Thanks for your work. I talked to some of the lovely women at the "Right to Life" table at the recent 4H fair. I so appreciated them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 03:15 PM (wmzkx)
That included widows.
Again:
There was never a "deadbeat father" problem.
Not one that justified the massive state agencies we have now.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:16 PM (3cUTc)
We will never get anything approaching accurate statistics for late-term because the NPC coding is that 100% of late-term abortions are because of serious health issues, and not at all because of the "mother's" convenience.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:54 PM
That makes zero sense, though, because if there issues affecting either the mother or the baby, you can have a c section more quickly than an abortion, and both parties are saved. You are not saving the mother from delivering a dead baby with this, either. Because at that stage, there is none of the dismembering (this whole thing makes me want to throw up) that happens in early abortions. The baby is given a shot into its heart, they wait for the baby to die, then they induce labor. Barbaric isn’t even close to what this is.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:16 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)
==
Ties in with the deadbeat dads/child support argument
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 12, 2026 03:16 PM (0bjKf)
@GeraldoRivera
Expelling Haitian immigrants is sending them straight to hell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 03:01 PM
Most of them didn't come here from Haiti. They don't have to go back to Haiti. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 03:16 PM (bFu5X)
I'd rather put this cigar out on my eyeball than hang out on Substack.
But I get your point.
Also, OpSec is a thing.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (4csOi)
I didn't know it was that high. It's a ridiculous rule.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: AlecK at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (cMlC1)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
Unless you're homo. The 2 lesbians across the street from me seemed to have no issue with their lily white asses getting their hands on a black baby girl 18 or so years ago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Dr Fauci's magic Covid shot at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: jen the original at August 12, 2026 03:15 PM (EiUt/)
They tended to be pretty drunk when they did it, often enough. Not that that's an excuse, of course. And often enough the locals would help out, or do it on their own.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:18 PM (uhVAy)
Several times pro-life groups and legislators have really tried to engage with pro-aborts on life/health of the mother exemptions.
And the pro-aborts always, always include "mental health". So this isn't "if I have this baby I will die" its "If I have this baby I will be sadder then if I didn't trust me I know!"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
Children out of wedlock? More money for food, upgraded government housing, free childcare, free pre and post natal medical visits, and many more fabulous prizes!!!
Posted by: Uncle Sugar at August 12, 2026 03:18 PM (+/CWD)
Because abortion "choice" only works one way.
Posted by: Emmie at August 12, 2026 03:18 PM (OlzlW)
Most of them didn't come here from Haiti. They don't have to go back to Haiti. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 03:16 PM (bFu5X)
Someone should send him the following:
"Wait.....what? *insert clip of Conan O'Brien swimming*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 03:11 PM (cpFbA)
This kind of monster:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1018966517481721
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2026 03:19 PM (wmpJF)
Posted by: nckate at August 12, 2026 03:20 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: AlecK at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (cMlC1)
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Which wouldn't be so bad if they just focused on THEIR kids.
They also want to recruit YOUR kids to the cause, no matter what state you live in.
They are also all-in on bringing endless hordes of highly fecund third-worlders to make up for their own shortfall in blue states.
THEY can have all the children they want, but you and yours can't.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:20 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 03:09 PM (bX16E)
Do these children deserve to be murdered?
Posted by: Emmie at August 12, 2026 03:13 PM (OlzlW)
This. 10000x this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 12, 2026 03:20 PM (N39Ws)
So they started bringing in psychopaths. But they ran into problems here as well - these people loved the killing part of the job but not the keeping order/following rules part.
So then they weeded out the less functional psychopaths.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Good Riddance at August 12, 2026 03:20 PM (yzvsc)
Posted by: AlecK at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (cMlC1)
Trump was born in a blue state. Where are we right now without him?
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:21 PM (asFP3)
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:06 PM (asFP3
I am going to sit on my hands. I am a little touchy about this one, as you know.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2026 03:21 PM (wxsGM)
THEY can have all the children they want, but you and yours can't.
I've been looking at Euro-ads and documents on pregnancy and child birth and they split into two classes.
1) Abort your kids, its bad for the environment and you! And these have only white people in the pictures in them
2) Here's how to get government benefits so you can have a healthy child! And the pictures are all Muslim/African.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 03:22 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: nckate
He already was polling near 0% with black voters. If he thinks this will help with a future presidential run...I think he's very wrong.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 12, 2026 03:23 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: AlecK at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (cMlC1)
Trump was born in a blue state. Where are we right now without him?
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:21 PM (asFP3)
Every blue state has a lot of red counties. Every red state has a few blue counties.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:23 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: AlecK at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (cMlC1)
ROFLMAO
Posted by: Public schools and the university system at August 12, 2026 03:23 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: AlecK at August 12, 2026
That isn’t uncomfortable. It’s a pretty gross take. Babies are innocents. Every life is a blessing from God. We should never, ever believe that we should stand in the Lord’s stead.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
1. Suicide
1A. Abortion
You have made the decision that you're more important that everything else on God's green Earth
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:23 PM (2YhKe)
And like then except for the statue bit, celebrated as a sacrifice to the temple of the murderesses themselves.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)
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There's a "Goldilocks Zone" for psychopathy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (FZ29D)
Abortion doctors are inhuman to me. Ed Gein shit.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (4csOi)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (Sco7b)
He already was polling near 0% with black voters. If he thinks this will help with a future presidential run...I think he's very wrong.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 12, 2026 03:23 PM (+/CWD)
If he does run, those 2 will be front and center of every appearance he does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: AlecK at August 12, 2026 03:17 PM (cMlC1)
This is where I'm at in the national discussion. It's horrific that Leftists are killing their own children. I mourn for the suffering of those children. I have done everything I can to convince them to stop killing their children.
But still they insist on killing their own children, and there's nothing more I can do about it. So I look for the silver lining, and take comfort in the fact that they are killing off their own voter base.
If that sounds harsh, talk to them about it, not to me. I'm not the one encouraging the slaughter.
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (wmpJF)
Nothin says lovin like somethin from the oven!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (G0bxm)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)
https://tinyurl.com/5y7ryf3w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (U/s6V)
Expelling Haitian immigrants is sending them straight to hell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me!
QUACK
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
but really .. there is no silver lining
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)
And I don’t mean you- I mean the general you.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
___________________________
I'll remind you that the primary demographic that takes advantage of abortions overall is made up of the same people that for an entire summer thought that it was a good rational decision to sucker punch white women and white elderly for no particular reason other than entertainment while traversing the sidewalks across the country.
Don't expect them to show personal discipline or any concept of consequences.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 03:26 PM (dIske)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (U/s6V)
"Christian preacher......"
Uh huh.....f*cking heretic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:26 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:26 PM (asFP3)
Posted by: Sponge
Probably. And the liberal white women that already love him will est it up. I don't think the black community will be thrilled.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 12, 2026 03:26 PM (+/CWD)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 12, 2026 03:26 PM (setIA)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (U/s6V)
I must have missed that part in the Bible
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 03:26 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 03:26 PM (Jr5Lq)
Here's another angle: can a medical provider opt out of performing abortions? I know in the past people have been required to participate or lose their job and/or license.
Because abortion "choice" only works one way.
Posted by: Emmie at August 12, 2026 03:18 PM (OlzlW)
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The idea among the aborticomaniacs is that you cannot be allowed to opt out. That you cannot tell a pregnant woman that there are alternatives to having an abortion. That abortions need not be performed by physicians. And so on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (O0L8i)
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And yet the rare 'Born Survivors.'
The story features Eva Clarke, Hana Berger Moran, and Mark Olsky, three of the youngest Holocaust survivors. Their mothers hid their pregnancies in Auschwitz before giving birth in horrific conditions—in a labor camp, on a death train, and at the Mauthausen concentration camp—just before liberation in April 1945.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 03:28 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:26 PM (asFP3)
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If they had their way we'd be flinging virgins into volcanoes to appease the weather gods (i.e. climate change).
As it is, the left already kills hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people in Europe every time it gets hot because they're too pious to their weather god to install fucking air conditioning.
The left is a death cult and its adherents have lost all sense of self-preservation in furtherance of the cult.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 03:28 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:23 PM
53 million aborted babies beg to differ. The one single consolation I can find in this entire bloody murderous mess started by the racist democrats is that those babies souls are in heaven with God.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 03:28 PM (cpFbA)
https://bit.ly/4g4gaWB
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2026 03:29 PM (wmpJF)
Yet popes and cardinals condemn this then turn around and chuckle with the Biden's and Pelosi's that are the driving force behind the legitimacy of this horror while accepting money from them.
And, yeah, financially support Islam as well.
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (4csOi)
Serial killers who found a way to get paid. I'd be very surprised if Cowbell was the only one keeping trophies.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:33 PM (lFFaq)
but really .. there is no silver lining
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)
I agree. It's a coping mechanism on my part.
And I do try to point this out in discussions with Leftists. Trying to find anything that they might actually care about enough to stop and say, "Wait -- what the @#&* are we doing?"
But it doesn't work. Turns out they really don't care about much of anything.
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2026 03:34 PM (wmpJF)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 12, 2026 03:38 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Kurtz at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (YMiZs)
Posted by: shrugs at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (anL5R)
They KNOW at 20wks any issues with the baby. They know with sonograms and genetic testing. To then carry a baby another 20wks to die at birth is beyond all I care to contemplate. They will answer to God. All of them.
Someone would want that baby. The ONE time a mother with a premature baby at our med center, she was induced to DELIVER the premie. A rare time the mother had HELLP Syndrome (involving clotting and potential liver failure). Both lived.
DO NOT believe the bs about "saving the mother."
It is not "women's rights" it is barbaric genocide.
Please give $ or time to pregnancy resource centers, many supported by churches. To help unwed mothers or those in poverty considering abortions.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 04:28 PM (hzuYO)
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